diff --git a/chunk100.csv b/chunk100.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..3a953edd6060468f6c4fa4e8fc4db4553fd6c396 --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk100.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1668 @@ +Input,Output +so was that shot with 5lb bow??,"Stuck in there, why make an effort?" +"Repeat after me, don't answer random calls.","But, then you can't tell them to open a ticket!" +Dungeon Debate is already being helpful,We need to be able to dislike/downvote +"I think that Soma will challenge him to a shokugeki once he becomes elite ten member and his father will walk in the room just as he challenges him and he will tell Soma that he isn't on his level, he isn't even close to his level and Jouichiro will then tell Azami to have a shokugeki with him and when Azami tastes Joichiros speicialty he will realize what he has done with Tootsuki and have a change of heart, I think that he will remain as Tootsuki headmaster but he will be good and will return Tootsuki to his roots","Nah man, I want that bastard kicked out with Senzaemon reinstated as headmaster." +rest those starters Dallas,But we wanna be Kings of da Norf +"Trump: My tax plan would grow the economy. Tax Policy Center: No, it would shrink it by 4%.",I guess the TPC is rigged too now. +Chinas endangered Magic rabbit photographed for the first time in 21 years.,Aaaand it's been ground up and dried into a powder to relieve hiccups. +OCD Hard-on - when the wrapping paper lines up perfectly without even trying,Bravo good sir... bravo. +Microsoft owns the IP. I think a game about the founding of the guild would be a good game lore-wise and in keeping with the elements of the franchise that made it such a hit.,"Yeah, I would love to see what happened to cause the first hero, the forming of the guild, and the other of blades." +The Byzantines.,"To be clear, are you meaning to roughly equate a 7th century Turkish/Roman empire with disorganized original inhabitants/herders over 1300 years later?" +this is me but Marx+Engels+Lenin+Stalin in the top picture and Marx+Engels+Lenin in the bottom picture :S,Trotskyist get out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE +"Ha, yeah that's definitely true. Thanks for pointing out. Fuck now all my days will be ruined from now on!",That'd be a slippery slope fallacy. +"LOL at this entire cabinet selection process, Trump, republicans, alt right, and so on and so on. My brain can't handle how hypocritical and awful this train wreck is and his four years haven't even started yet. I must say that I'm glad this sub exists and there's so many other people who see all the BS. It's therapeutic reading all of y'all comments/posts.",i keep reminding myself the majority of americans did not want this guy +"It's fun to write in stream of consciou -- wait, is that a squirrel? -- the sky sure is blue today -- do these glasses make me look smart, or weak? -- hmm thirsty.",That was gnarly af. +"Glenn Beck Says He Supports Black Lives Matter, Thinks Trump Is 'Unhinged'",No shit i just cleaned like 3 cats and 2 dogs off my windshield after they rained down on me while driving. +I can't wait for him to meet dejaveon Downey.,Sounds like the kind of guy who would take plays off +isnt that why the g37 existed?,huh? +You mean void shield?,nope Void stone +La Canfora also hates the Browns so there's that.,Yea +"Wrong, only best Lux is pure white, light lux.","Ah,the racially pure lux" +Is it just me or I see a lot of female couples holding hands in malls now?,lovewins +"Taxi blows through light as it turns red, almost hits pedestrians",Good thing they kicked Uber out. +So i dug up this old picture... I'ts from when i built my first pc and it turned on and worked... The photo makes me feel warm inside...,4K-quality photograph ~ GameSpot +This is true. But the problem with the majority of rural America is exactly what's happening here tomorrow. There are 3 people running for the 3 city council members spots. 2 judges running for the 3 judges seats 1 republican running for state rep (0 democrats) Etc. So even though our vote counts we have zero choices.,"If you have an issue with it, Run!" +"Good analysis on the interior vs. exterior pressure during Eli's career. But for what it's worth, the hit in question from the Skins game is John Jerry fucking up on the play. He engages the DT and then moves off of him for some reason, leaving a wide open lane for the sack on Eli. And to answer your question, I think our tackles really are that much worse. Flowers is really struggling (he seems to give up pressures or commits penalties as often as he provides good protection), and as much as everyone rags on Newhouse, there is a reason Hart is his backup. Eli just isn't confident in these guys.",I miss the '11 O-line... +"It still baffles me that people somehow think voters shouldn't be held responsible for the person they voted for. If you voted for Donald Trump, you did the equivalent of handing your car keys over to your drunk friend and letting him drive. You are responsible for everything that happens because of Trump. Everything, and you should be shamed for it.","Well Hillary won the popular vote by almost 3 million, so you can't blame the voters, they did the right thing." +"RE: RE: I DUNNO WHAT HALF OF THESE NUMBERS MEAN, BUT OBUMMER RUINED THEM ALL!! CALL ME HONEY",Even Obama can't believe this shit +"You call January, I call this week or the next one, we'll see who wins!","I chose January because I took from Birans post in the forums that business is shutting down at the offices for christmas, and I doubt they'll open before the new year" +"If your goal is to make France's social problems even worse than they already are, this would be a great way to do it.",Hate need ignorance to strive. +"Lavoro in un'Agenzia immobiliare, se a qualcuno interessa.",a me interessa sapere come si fiuta un'inculata in campo immobiliare. +Scary truth,I don't doubt it +"I think it's gonna be a bumper year for domestic terrorism in the US. But it'll be the good kind of terrorism. You know, white people doing it.",Most terrorism in the US is already committed by radical christians/white supremacists/neo nazis +Why is it that new op's don't get videos like the old ones?,"In addition to what everyone else has said, the new ops do get videos (they're just not solo vids like the original ops)" +Yeah... I know. Obviously you don't know the lore.,Very few people know the lore. +What exactly is it that makes someone have a sexy looking face?,"For a girl, good lips" +"Where I live someone kept stealing the Trump signs and placing like 10 Hillary signs for every Trump sign they stole. What did it accomplish? Well, it made the Trump supporters put a much larger sign, this one impossible to steal without a chainsaw and a large truck. The small Trump signs are almost nonexistent in my town, even though it's a pretty conservative town, because college students keep going around and stealing all the trump signs.","But, but, liberals are open-minded." +* On the left: Homer Simpson with hair * On the right: Spy vs Spy,no thats his former boss Hank scorpio +"not my cup of tea. if i had to guess, his main demographic is college-age white girls",Why does that matter +"now serious question, was that more or less fun than hyperdunking to you?",Less tbh +Fuck Genres,"Yeah fuck genres, I'll start off with Beethoven's ninth symphony and end the night with Black Sabbath" +"No no no, Africa is outside the environment.",The front fell off? +"Sorry Cardale, no one else agrees with you",r/the_cardale would like a word with you +"Weren't the Patriots at the bottom of the barrel during that era? I wasn't born until 1996, but that's what I heard",Patriots were the laughingstock of the NFL from the time of their inception until around the very late '90s. +"Lol damn this guy already won me back. I don't like half of his policies, but I like him. Fuck Mike Barnacle and his bullshit gotcha question. Soooo sweltering heat all day and the Mets won with a walk off! So what exactly will you do about Aleppo? That's basically what happened. No context whatsoever. I really don't blame him for having a brain fart. If they were really interested in his policy they'd have simply asked what will you do about the Syrian civil war? But it was meant to trip him up.",Is there anything that libertarians *won't* turn into a conspiracy theory? +"Long shot but anyone know someone who is subletting their place currently? Looking for my brother I've looked on websites such as kijij and Airbnb, looking for other options. :)",padmapper & walkscore .. search for sublets +I don't know.. Just wondering why not attempt to lock a closer up,Because that's a waste of money. +her sex tape was uploaded 5+ months ago by a user named Pepe1989,celebrity +"I'd change the troops you are bringing. I do 8 archers, 8 wiz, 8 wb, 16 giants, and the rest goblins.","I'll give a try, thanks." +I can't think of a single US president who was bad enough to be purged off of public building names and street signs.,"Yeah but you really never can know (ok I guess maybe at this point it's pretty certain), and it's not asking a lot to think of a different name!" +Sylvanus is actually getting 2 skins this patch,Do they just not have someone proof read these things before they release them? +When i'm on r/overwatch it always feels like im on this subreddit.,"They jerked faster and harder than what we could keep up with, simple as that." +# \^\^\^FUCKTARD\^\^\^,retard +"holy shit that was mad, lad",Yeah I'm known to be one of the wild ones. +What would you do if a total asshole took advantage of you sexually?,Hope it had been wipped properly +Because he's a basketball player in the NBA.,Doesn't love basketball tho +based fridge,I feel like this is a safe space (lol) to ask what based means? +The presence of a boyfriend shouldn't be the only thing that stops them from being creepy dickholes.,"I don't understand, how else am I suppose to know when to stop harassing a feeeeemale?" +I'm amazed it hasn't be C+D'd yet.,"I think after the 2014 US Nationals champ said that he practiced for Nats by playing a lot of Showdown, there's no way Nintendo doesn't know about it, but it's an open source web program that has multiple servers and most competitive players likely use to some degree." +Key word is eventually,In a couple years +What the hell is with all these lost dogs lately,"Redditors stealing dogs for karma, obviously." +"Did someone say one step closer? Everything you say to meeeeeeeeeeee Takes me one step closer to the A, and I'm about to break",Am I watching Dragonball amv's from 2002? +"Coliseum requires Tier 10 Round 30 for boards It appears that in order to complete both male and female boards, you have to complete Tier 10, Round 30. Is this going to be the norm from the Cloud month onward? I'm glad this month's was fairly easy compared to two months ago, and a bit easier than last month's. Still, I think it's rather ridiculous, it seems that they only expect us to fill out the board of our gender then go for the Tier 10 Rewards board.","I don't think this is easier than last month, but yeah it's really ridiculous, I think I only managed to start the tier 10 board once." +She's going to be tired of losing!,"Nah, she's REALLY good at losing, so she can lose all day, every day..for like a lifetime!" +How do you smoke without lips?,Magik +Bloody immigrants taking all our awards ;),"First Caitlyn Jenner wins woman of the year, now this!" +The Amish strike back?!?,s/Amish/Mormon/g Still believable +"Fortunately humans are intelligent creatures and have wisely invested heavily in development of knowledge and the training of people who have the expertise needed to examine physical data and foresee the possible outcomes, and who can then warn everyone else who haven't been trained this way, so that as a society we can take action now to prevent this disaster.","Pity we have politicians running the show, though." +R/ThatHappened,These are the new Bernie supporters who believed he had a chance. +"If I see like 3 players with a clantag in front of their name my whole purpose is to tilt them of the face of the earth man. I really hate seeing that shit, it'b be a another story if they were actually good and communicated a little, but if I can just solo stomp a three man premades thats supposed to be a good team man, they deserve nothing less than my foot stomped onto their faces",camp the carry top guarantee he's the tilter +"Nah, Turn 5 Ram Wrangler into King Krush for exact lethal.","29 fo sure Or 90, if you watch firebat's videos" +"Could having an old car battery cause your headlights to be dim? Well I had replaced my headlights in my car because they were extremely oxidized. The new ones are much better and more light can come out of it. However, they are still somewhat dim, and I am hoping that it is due to an older battery. My current battery is from 2011, so its about time for a replacement If this still does't solve the issue, does it probably mean I need new light bulbs as well?",Are you're lights properly aimed? +"It's getting cold and your Tauntaun is having trouble in the fierce Hoth weather. Why are you cheating yourself? Not hating on anyone else, but you should kick that Womp Rat you got to Dantooine and put a Bantha in your bed.",hey its me ur bantha +*Dishonored* Also the *Drag-On Dragoon* / *Drakengard* franchise.,A Dishonoured anime sounds dope as fuck +"That article was *extremely* kind to Clinton. Then I said, Oh, Politico.","This, I think, is as hard as they're going to go on her." +This guy drives.,Not a good driver but I am pretty solid at slowing down white driving. +"Your favourite WoW quote of all time? It can be favourite in terms of chilling with depth, satiric that eventually made you exhale with your nose or an iconic that kind of has a symbolism or even tore you apart inside? You get my point. My favourite has to be when Lich King says Father is it over? The power in the voice gave me goosebumps. After all, no king rules forever..",keep yer feet on tha ground (said the dwarf flight master) And BREAK YOURSELVES UPON MY BAHDEEE +What was it in reference to? I sneezed and missed what Clinton said Dx,She said she felt bad about the tone of the campaign +Man grabs a sign that has electricity running to it.,Doesn't seem staged at all... nope. +"similar, i was in an obnoxiously long meeting where one guy was going through a ~100 slide power point and about to hit the 3 hour mark. Sent my boss a message asking if I could leave but accidentally sent it to the presenter.. message popped up on all three presenting screens and all 50ish people in the meeting saw it.. oops",Plot twist; the presenter was your boss the entire time +"You don't think it's reasonable for 18% of people in the US to be bigots? Of course we want that number to be 0%, but I have no trouble believing 1 in 5 are right now.","oo it's completely reasonable, you're one of them." +Say something back,"I did 4 years overseas defending your right to say something back, which I feel pretty confident assuming you wouldn't say anything back." +Snakes. They utterly terrifying me but I watch almost any gif or video I see of a snake. I'm generally very uneasy for a while afterwards but I find them fascinating. If I go to a zoo I will stare at snakes for long periods of time but never get too close to their habitat. Just in case,Come to Australia! +"Friendly reminder that the End of The World Podcast (featuring Stanhope, Joe Rogan, Bill Burr, Bert Kreischer, Greg Fitzsimmons, Chad Shank and more) begins in 30 minutes.",Man I can't wait to hear the audio without all the lag +All I can think of is back problems.,you... lack imagination then. +well you're not earning a salary watching eleague :P,"it's not common for parents to laugh at children watching their favorite things on TV if the parents personally recognize it as a sport, either :P" +I'm all for it,"I guess you could say, you're all in" +Kristen Doute's veggie blog just went up,How To Fuck A Cucumber When Angry that's all you need to know. +That my husband was faithful,Ouch +"While I think he's an excellent GM, I think breaking curses is a dumb reason to get into the hall.","Yeah killing 194 years of droughts and building some of the best baseball team in the modern era is totally not a reason to get in, you're right." +"Wait so the giant dark diagonal strip = rail lines, and the diagonal road cutting through Temple Hospital is Germantown ave? At first I thought this was north broad facing south and was so confused.","It is facing north yes, I imagine I was pretty close to right over center city." +"What athlete would you like to see on survivor? Personally, I would wanna see Allen Iverson on the show. He would be hilarious in the wild.",CAM +If we get those four guys we're after this trade period I think we could finish almost anywhere next year.,Thanks Lingy +"True, but I personally believe in lane it's not very noticeable. If you are continuously trading, a relic proc or 2 won't be the difference between your ADC backing or not.","Also, what you win with the relic healing you lose it having to waste your E passive on a minion." +On a scale of Luke Skywalker to Jaime Lannister...,It's almost as if they are identical twins! +Now I can finally quit this game,"Lvl 8.33 rares, level 4 epics and level 11 commons... I guess I'll use this deck in like a few months" +"People get so angry in this game. Was playing ranked, as jailor. It's an SK game and I notice this one guy acting scummy and always being quick to vote someone up and vote guilty. He wasn't actively doing anything to help town, so I jailed him to see. Then he claimed doc, and I figured He didn't have much of a will so I figured I'd take my chances as he was acting scummy and there was an SK going around. Turns out he was doctor. Oops. So when I die a few days later I apologize to him. But in response I get No. Don't apologize. Fuck you. I hate you. People get so angry and negative over any mistake. It's a game. Everyone is working with different information and different thought processes. People get mad when you make a mistake or chose the wrong person. It's a game of lying guys. If nobody ever got tricked the game wouldn't work.",scummy townies are just as bad as guilty roles +"I'm really enjoying PapaSmithy's commentary/analysis this Worlds I don't watch a ton of LCK. I usually would just catch highlight videos of Rox and SKT and, to be honest, I used to have a negative view of PapaSmithy just because he wasn't Monte, but it's cool to see him stepping out of that shadow here. I've realized that he has really, really high game knowledge and I also like that he's not afraid to disagree with what others are saying despite him being sort of the new kid on the block. Also, I don't know where he's from (I thought it would ruin the fun to look it up), but his accent is super cool.",Been fire since lpl Great to see him and pastry together again +"I was at a cafe the other day and they had an old 1930s tourism brochure for my city epoxied into the table top. One of the selling points was our street car system. Yeah, my city had better public transportation in the 30s than it does now.",Same in Cleveland! +The last one to go,What kinda cunt would put flowers at 2016's grave? +"Some would say that the seeds of Nazism were planted in the bitter ashes of WW1, and it was only through understanding and respect that Germany could become what it is today.",And I'll say you can't have understanding and respect until you truthfully discuss exactly the shit that went down. +Donald Trump is a master of deception and misdirection. I think he'll go down in history as the greatest con man of the 21st century.,Best reverse 8D backgammon player +I dont trust him any further than i can throw a giant sea turtle.,That's illegal. +"Ironically, did not have to show voter ID.",Depends in which state you're passing over at the time. +Bored D5 Player right now. Anyone want to play some norms?,What server do you play on? +As an anarchist it frustrates me to no end. AnCap: tax is theft... Me(actual anarchist): YES COMRADE LET'S SMASH THE BOURGEOIS STATE Ancap: ... so let's just concentrate the current state into the hands of private individuals. Me: NO ANCAPS THAT'S NOT HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS,They got the taxation is theft part but dropped the and so is wage labor part +lmao,Ayy lmao +Who has Hillary's 33K emails? WikiLeaks? Guccifer2? Russia? We need those released now before it's too late to circulate them through the lame media.,Probably all of them since her server was about as secure as my mailbox next to the road. +I doubt it would be green lit if they used actual disabilities but I think it's a really cool concept where you have to pick your nerf,"To be fair, there are games like Postal that involve murdering, pissing on, and various violent acts on Steam." +She seems so nice,But she's crazy! +How important is weight to women?,"A male's weight, to clarify" +Grant knew that if he didn't have a graceful surrender that other confederate forces might not obey orders and continue fighting and commit horrid acts to get revenge for how they treated Sherman's immediate forces.,Like it stopped the bloodshed of the guerrilla war against reconstruction +"I took a long break from GW2 and came back recently. I enjoy open world roaming and the occasional fractal and that's about it. Getting any information from the forums has become an exercise in frustration. You could almost get the impression that GW2 is a hardcore raiding MMO first and the rest is tacked on content to appease a minority. When in reality it's the other way around. I distinctly remember the forums being a much more constructice place before raids. Not saying that Anet is doing everything right, but some people should take a step back and pause. For every hardcore and vocal raider claiming [class] is useless now in general terms, there's a new player now insecure about their choice despite never planning to raid.","Yeah, it feels like this game is slowly becoming the game I left (WoW) I was hoping raids in this game could still basically be 10 man dungeons, but the level of coordination needed spikes like crazy for some instances or fights." +"Yup, it's set up exactly like the post I linked to.",You would take a performance hit but you could create a software bridge for all 5 ports. +"Jaylen Brown with the block, steal, and fastbreak eurostep",He will turn out to be the 2nd best player in this year's draft. +Donald Trump and Kanye West share bro hug.,"Breaking headline: Donald gives Kanye dap, is this the beginning of the end for Trump's presidency hopes?" +"I know he had a couple of down years as a teenager but I don't know if you can call a guy who was averaging 28.5, 5, 5.6 on 55.4 TS% (when the league average was 51.8%) in the regular season then 29.4, 7.3, 6.1 on 55.5 TS% in the playoffs with all NBA level D as a 22 year old a late bloomer. to me this is more about guys like Nash who really took off at about age 30","Yea true, i knew he came off the bench for a couple of years and didnt put up big numbers but i forgot he was also 17" +Does anyone have any bets going with their friends? My roommates and I have all filled out state by state red/blue. Winner gets a bottle of wine from Trump's Winery.,Did anyone colour in the entire map blue? +TSM fans to this day still claims that SSW wasn't trolling that game.,I think we're more proud of that one game where we managed to out rotate them a bit. +"Completely practical, high potential, and available. I like it.","Yes, private ownership of a AC130 sounds completely viable..." +We all know what's really important,I can't wait until people finally try out the Bulwark and realize how boring tanking will be when all you can do is eat. +Championship skins available!,what server? +Hey Jude,Hey ya! +Thanks. I am really not a fan of watching a video to get results for these things.,Weird they didn't do a clock for clock at same frequency +Is it me or is the right shoe solar red stripe fade earlier then the left,They're fake... +It's 0 AD and there is an ancient form of reddit. What is on the front page?,TIL : The bright ball in the sky is helpful to us +"Of course not, but who, realistically, do they bring in?",Laurent Blanc or Pardew +Doctor Who. It looks like garbage.,To me its just the fact that all the fans seem to be 15 year olds +Nether regions? Is this about Minecraft.,"No, it's about the Netherlands." +What's their Minecraft series up to? Episode 232?,hey i gotta get my fix of flower picking X part 3 +Got any idea how much you can transfer before SARS raise a eyebrow?,"Got a payment (Round R5k) for a youtube video from JukinMedia, Listed as royalties (or something like that) and didnt get any shit" +Kid in my friends yearbook got away with gold for his quote,It's funny because it implies child anal. +You need to have the current version from the Play store not a downloaded apk version,Apkmirror has the official PlayStore Apps... It's the same as there even the PlayStore Updates work +Where to plant trees? Have you seen the roads in our cities?,"and how did they build the road in the first place, reverse the process." +Man stops at In-N-Out drive thru during police chase,Everyone who has had it will understand. +"If CS:GO would be updated to be 4v4 instead of 5v5, who is cut from the pro teams and why? Ignoring how stupid this update would be, I'm genuinely curious about what you guys think.",Showtime because he doesn't even know the basics of CS +"looking at his approval ratings they really are, people just think hillary is icky for no good reason.",Well I mean she is a *nasty* woman +Yes but maybe the hot dog were really tasty and the waitresses were awesome people....maybe people at the White House love hot dogs,"I think for 65,000 dollars you could buy a couple hundred thousand hotdogs lmao" +That's called polish roulette.,Like a police roulette with a black guy. +"Please Jagex new skilling pets, I wouldn't even mind a Chef Boyardee cooking pet pls. <3",Fantastic suggestion +TIL one can tattoo eyeballs different colors,How to make yourself unemployable +Hell no go for the m.2 by all means.,That's a SATA M.2 if he's talking about dell 7559 .-. +"I'm not going to run around trying to find impartial articles for you (if such a thing even exists these days). I'm just curious as to why r/politics is posting near 100% anti-Trump stuff, when even the outlying polls show *some* support for Trump in the American population. Is the allegiance of the posters on this sub really that one-sided? Because it seems unrepresentative to say the least.",Why has a subreddit to be representative? +Have you tried clearing cache/history/cookies? Might help.,May be plugging it out and in again may work +"I mean, personally, I preferred being able to use weapons and Vigors at the same time, instead of having to only be able to use /a/ weapon or /a/ Plasmid. But hey, different strokes for different folks.","so you really didn't play Bioshock 2, because you could use weapons and vigors simultanously in that which was indeed an important improvment over the first game." +I don't think she was tilted. It was a sealed side event and right off the bat she started the match by saying you better not have any of them stupid ass removal spells in there...,"Yes, because surely getting salty at an entire type of spells that have been a part of the game since its inception has *nothing* to do with tilt" +Europe as a lady (1938),Denmark; Europe's turd. +MINNIE MOUSE REALNESS !,Inside of my lower intestine realness. +When will reddit start banning these Fake News!,These hoax about aliens arrival must be stopped! +"Lies, everyone know that blademaster can have only 6 talents! :P PS: Your build is a bit all in, I would pick Potion of Lesser Invulnerability at lvl 7.",lets pick greater mana potion at 13 and give it to the shadowhunter! +How is that relevant to what I said.,"I'm saying jade druid does not hold back control decks, because its trash so almost noone plays it." +"For some odd reason, when viewing Gifs on imgur while on my desktop, they always appear to glitch out and become very blocky. Any way I can fix this? I don't really know how to describe it, but most times, gifs become very pixilated and black, sometimes lasting for a long time, and this started happening recently. Is there anything I can do? And this only happens on this PC.",I also have this on my AMD Fury.. a bit annoying. +This is wacky seeing a form of what is the radical left coming to rise.,"Radicalization happens in all ways, shapes, and forms, whether it be politics, religion, or fandoms." +Does it scale with INT and faith? Do I need 40/40 to break shit immediately like this?,"Nope, 13 FTH and you'll be melting armor... litterally." +Hard working afk woodcutter @ Work,Wc lvl? +BOOSTING!!!!!1111!11!!1!!1!1 Right under our noses too,#NAME? +"Make code locks have differing numeric tones This would be interesting to implement, as people would need to be careful putting in their codes. Each number you press would make a different sound and if someone can decipher what sounds you make they can unlock your base.",no? +35 yr and not sad it's showing a bit- I feel great about my self inside and out <3,oh wow you can be so proud of yourself :) +"I Got My GPD WIN - AMA About It Can't guarantee I'll be able to answer every question quickly, but ill try my best. This is for those that may consider it or have it ordered but have not yet received it to ask any questions about the device. I will say it runs Metroid Prime in Dolphin (Ishiiruka) somewhat well, dropping to 40fps in big rooms when the settings are set.",how do you move the cursor? +What if the Techies had Storm Spirit's hands for heads?,Boku no techies academia +What happens when a good read becomes predictable (Diaz/McGregor I),Crazy how fighters make these micro adjustments mid fight +Time to start a petition for Welsh independence so people don't think we throw cum at each other here :(,you would have to get it out of the sheep's ass first to throw it at people. +"My question is, how tf did you get your entire main bank tab in 1 screenshot?",take multiple screenshots and glue them together? +Rs is bad :( I came back to rs mid 2nd year uni (f2p was released then) Currently doing 2nd year for the 3rd time :'(,just remember to never pay off the loan ;) +I use video guides on Youtube. slayermusiq1 is considered as one of the best quest guide makers.,My bae +Photoshopped. Look at the 't'. It's not level with the other letters. And the 'c' should be tilted ever so slightly.,I take it you have seen quite a few shops in your life +Showing Off a Movie Camera Fail,Oh fuuuuuck +"Third session - Skeletonwitch's Beyond The Permafrost by Sevil Rossell at Built To Last in York, PA",WORSHIP THE WITCH +This scene reminds me of MGS ninja hallway massacre.,You're that ninja +I think it would fit better in the I'm not crying there's just something in my eye category.,Dota takes that one +H&M using funhouse mirrors... wait a second,haha that radfem symbol turns this from facepalm to hilarious. +Woman loses her shit at being refused entry to a local nightclub. Club's response in the gallery.,"Sorry, rule 5." +"'All hands on deck' to guard U.S. election from hack, say officials",Hillary already told us the Russians were going to do stuff and have been doing stuff so listen to her because she's always right and has never told a lie +or voted for the iraq war. or was opposed to gay marriage a decade longer than Cheney. or kept classified documents on an unsecure server. or wants to ban encryption.,Shhhh it's her turn +If you buy this box you will be HEAVILY rewarded ;),a cannon ball is really heavy +"Sorry I don't get this, care to explain?",The 2000s goth trend is how I read it . +My shower drain somehow made a circle out of the hair that accumulated there,"It does that always, because the water spins through" +With the small heart ?,Yes lol go look +The fuck you been doing to your dryer man?!,"He's seen some shit, man." +Miner Guide: How to Safely Hard Fork to Bitcoin Unlimited,Finally someone is kicking the blockstream numbnuts out of the wheelhouse. +I would tend to agree. Also her ripped up costume looks a lot like the new suits.,So she's MCU Loki? +There was an attempt to be Wolverine.,"This is 1000x better than any attempt I've made to be Wolverine, AND he got off his ass to go to a con and meet Stan Lee, so good for him." +Like it wouldn't be banned?,lol of course it would receive Golden Castle of Stromberg treatment +They say they would have either have had to increase the price or change the shape... Increase the price! Don't change the chocolately pyramid goodness!,You Brits have weight problems changing the shape would be more beneficial for you. +Want,You... theoretically had your chance. +Game Thread: Redskins (6-3-1) at Dallas (9-1) - Fox - 4:30 Happy Thanksgiving to Redskins Nation! HTTR!,That's how you get a stop on first down. +"Brown of course, just like Radagast hat.",Radagast's hat is bird-shit white. +"You don't get that 3 votes of 4 are gonna be necessary in either year, do you?","Democrats aren't allowed to control the electoral board when it's an election year, because then blacks and liberals vote might count" +K-Var is teasing something big coming out for $1000 soon. Any guesses?,Pants that fit properly? +Meet Texas' Top 10 Most Wanted Sex Offenders,Maybe Trump was right +"Damn that makes me dislike Chelsea a lot more. What happened to the other dogs? I know one got mauled, but what about the other 4?","Pixie went missing one day and Chelsea never found her, Darla died but not sure why, Frankie was mauled, she gave Betsy away to Randy claiming Betsy didn't like Aubree conveniently immediately after she got the Great Dane, and I don't know what happened to the others." +"Former Dallas Cowboy Greg Hardy transitioning to MMA, preparing for debut",He must think that Mixed Martial Arts includes Mixed Gender Divisions. +"Haha, fuck you Colts, fuck you Titans.",Why does this division hate each other so much +Yes however they can vote yes and congress can be like no.,They have to vote yes first though..... +It's for a player that tests positive for steroids in real life. Ea give them a purple card for awareness of the situation.,...and boosts their card's Physical stats accordingly +Same thing for just ban guns from the mentally ill people! It's not like the definition of mentally ill can be changed on a whim or anything! Mentally ill is already a vague term as it is,Especially since there is a huge difference between say ADHD/depression... and schizophrenia +"That's faulty logic. Most businesses have pyramid shaped structures with the top tier earning the most. If that's all it took to be a pyramid scheme, then everything would be a one.",Those businesses give salaries +Headstrong feat. Stine Grove - Tears (Aurosonic Progressive Mix),Throooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooob +"and if the vote is between 40-50%, we move to London","And if the vote is exactly 44.58%, welcome to Estadio Azteca!" +Hillary kisses them graciously for photo ops. Check yourself.,So there must be photos to back this up then? +Leaked Documents Reveal Expansive Soros Funding to Manipulate Federal Elections,"But Russian funding of Trump is just fine, right?" +"He does lie a lot, but not constantly","Ok, he does doze off sometimes, being low energy." +Trump campaign manager: 'Are you calling him a liar?',By jove I think he's got it. +Isn't this... A lie?,Let's be kind and just figure it is alzheimer's and his short term memory is shot. +US Sen. Kelly Ayotte Says She 'Misspoke' After Calling Trump Role Model,And what she meant to say was .......? +Former Dow Jones CEO: 'The GOP have nominated a sociopath',And if anyone knows a sociopath when he sees one it is a Wall Street CEO. +In 11 PA's?,284 +"Camille is Riot's way of reaffirming that they hate Evelynn A Q that you press every 2.5s, a aoe that depends on your aim (whatever you hit last for eve), a gap closer which can be used again quickly when conditions are met, and an ultimate that briefly gives protection and impedes movement..... Man, I remember when Eve used to have a stun.",cool story bro +If you're going to start prosecuting politicians for lying then you're going to be at this for quite awhile.,"It doesn't count when liberal leaning politicians lie though, it's just business as usual." +What skin has the best splash? I'm mainly asking because I want a new desktop background but just throw your favourites at me.,Default Rengar. +My guess is would be to do justice to the people who are queuing so that you don't just completely skip queue times which would be unfair. Doesn't mean I'm happy with it tho. I wanna join my friends mid game.,*there doesn't need to be a fucking queue* +"The CIA said they havent finished the review. They also said they will send the report when they have finished. Dont worry guys, Mike Pompeo is the new CIA head, come Jan 20th and he'll drain the swamp. What we are watching now is the pathethic death throes of a losing administration.",President Trump will bring these super predators to heel. +Finn Balor doesn't need a sling anymore.,"Clicked expected Finn-Face, and was not disappointed." +"My mom had a Yorkshire terrorer - it took nearly 8 yrs, but I'll be damned if that little shit didn't cover every inch of the living room furniture with piss - one teaspoon at a time.",Well they do piss every time something gets the excited or riled up. +The two women competing for the Smackdown Women's Championship just over two years ago.,Becky carried Alexa since the day one! +Wouldn't Nintendo technically hold the copyright to this?,"Well, technically gamefreaks." +LGS?,"Local game shop, I'm guessing" +"Uhhh, ok?","Yeah bitch, he told you... Lol" +You could buy a tree that was planted 40 years ago?,I smell a business opportunity! +Seeing all of this glorious yield appear out of nowhere after finishing Petra just makes you smile.,"That is, until you have to build districts and get rid of them." +"This is awesome, it's really nice to see Doomsday setting scores again!","He'll drop to 99 soon to keep being the gatekeeper, *because maybe* he's just on a good form for now." +Your blind typing is incredible,it's not hard fam +Hey folks. Make sure you vote today. (Young patriot propaganda in comments),"Careful, you might get yelled at for voter intimidation." +Is she sexually objectifying women?,But it's okay though because as a woman she's oppressed +"I didn't downvote but perhaps its because this article i would best describe as 'so what'. Some Palestinians who not all hate Israel, are helping combat fires most likely caused by other Palestinians. I just don't understand why this is an important story.",people just want the war to stop +Makyura FTK doesn't give two shits about hand traps,{{Droll & Lock Bird}} get rekt +Reasons,Because. +"Can we get a FP answer on the old intro music situation? Every time I open this sub, there's at least one post with like 200+ upvotes about the old music. Can we get a solid answer as to whether or not you guys would even come close to considering reverting to it? That way we can get an answer so people can stop making these posts. I liked the old music, I'd like to see it come back, but damn, people act like this has some major gameplay effect.","i miss that shit so bad, made my heart beat faster than usain bolt at dem loading screens man" +Question for ak users I'm considering picking up a Cyma ak contractor but I wanna put magpul furniture on it. Is it possible to do? Do they make airsoft specific stuff? How/ what modification do I have to do to make real steel stuff fit? Any help is appreciated! Thanks!,Only the VFC clones (048) take real steel stuff. +FWD: MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE!!!,I'm starting to think that Ben might be slightly bias when it comes to politics +Incredible Proposal,That girl has ZERO idea WTF is happening and I love it. +anybody in Legendary that finished a cycle with no Legendary Chest and Epic Chest? so I'm in my second cycle now and I haven't received either of them? I'm in 4k so I'm pretty sure I didn't drop from legendary arena and therefore I should be guaranteed an LC and EC every cycle. anyone going through the same experience?,Every 500 chests +Can anyone articulate when exactly the last time America 'was great' and why it's not now?,"W-well America was great in the 19... oh, um, no, we had segregation then... well, what about the 18... a-actually no, there was the slavery... h-how about in the 17... well, there was the Native genocide, so.. so... AMERICA'S GREAT END OF STORY" +"Yeah, black actors don't sell very well in China at all. They'll go out of their way to limit/censor those things. I mean, there was even that Chinese commercial months ago where they washed that black guy in the washer and he became a very light colored Chinese dude? Then, the company accused people of being too sensitive. Like, Jesus, that's some blatant racism right there. Some other cultural differences could make it through no problem but that's not okay.",They're just protecting their freedom of speech from the evil SJWs. +"Em, you still don't try to kill a person just because they antagonize you.",Hitler would disagree +Please be ok Adams...,I'm gonna guess he'll be done for a few games +M'lady,M'dusa +"Remove one hero limit from quickplay Not just that people wanna play Sombra on the PTR, but we want to make chessy comp and with one hero limit we don't get that fun vibe and more of a serious one, if we wanted that we would be playing ranked.","Yeah Reddit, remove it!" +"The pace at which the workers make, shape and wrap the candy in this factory is impressive.",I miss watching Unwrapped +Trump has said Snowden should be shot on sight FYI.,How dare you say something anti - Trump in this sub you shill +We're talking about getting an actor back into films. That's all. Not sure what you think is going on.,"Just the normal Anti-Trump rhetoric no matter where you go, no matter what anyone says the nevertrumpers are more annoying than anything the_donald puts out, don't interrupt the circlejerk you might get splooge on you." +ohhhh you mean western org,"Yeah org, but its common to use team instead org" +"I bet a significant reason people text and drive, drink and drive, hit and run, etc is because the fallout is not severe enough. If there was a lifetime revocation of you DL I think adherence to the law would be much higher.",You would end up with a lot of dependents on federal welfare in that manner because taking away someone's DL is taking away their livelihood. +You like U2 too?,Y tho? +Just claim that you're moving to Quebec and watch the karma train arrive.,How about we list all the restaurants we love in Quebec? +"'Fake news' on social media influenced US election voters, experts say",Like all those CNN stories people would post on Facebook +Which is funny considering she didn't even support same sex marriage until it became politically advantageous.,She supported civil unions long before it was popular +Whats with the crazy ass colors?,i dunno i haven't made a coloured drawing in months so i might went way too far with the colors XD +"I've changed my mind about DKC. After playing the Wii U Virtual Console version, I decided that it was often poorly designed and that most love of it was nostalgia, and I said as much on this subreddit. Well, I have to apologize. I've recently replayed much of it on a real SNES on a CRT. Perhaps being more familiar with the game contributed, but I genuinely think that much of my frustration with revisiting the game came from the Virtual Console's ridiculous input lag. Much of the cheap enemy placement is designed to be reacted to with very little room to spare, and the several frames of lag made that impossible on the VC version. Additionally, that lag also made the game *feel* intangibly worse: on the VC version DK seemed heavy and slow to move, but on real hardware he felt snappy and instant to control. DKC isn't perfect, of course, but it's a lot better than I gave it credit for. But DK64 can go burn in hell, and that's a game I *did* play on real hardware, so it doesn't get a pass.",All I remember of it was frustration and playing a demo version on the snes at Walmart. +If Steve was alive this post wouldn't exist.,"Instead, we'd be typing on our 3.5 iPhones how if Steve were dead we'd have 5.5 screens." +2016 GCWC Day 1 behind the scene,ADDITIONAL TEXT GOES HERE +There would have to be power along the entire route from the server to browser. There would also have to be power from the browser to one of the upper lever servers to resolve hosting names. I'm not sure how far up that would be.,"Agree, but I am assuming everything except maybe the 'last mile' has similar UPS requirements." +But then they'd have to sell based on specs and not buzzwords.,so they wouldnt sell +This is what lost mode is for. You can put a phone number and message up on the phone remotely for whoever finds it.,His point is that if its stolen they will probably put it in airplane mode or turn it off if there is a passcode so that you can't located it. +"He doesn't even align with them ideologically, the guy was a billionaire living in a country with regular food shortages, killed anyone saying it was maybe a little bit his fault while blaming the US. You couldn't possibly have a more un-equal society.",dude was a billionaire? +One of the downsides of facing my daughters car seat forward is that I'll no longer be able to flip off cars behind me without her seeing...,Keep a stress ball in the car. +Blatant racism saturating the post title and comments section at T_D. It's undeniable.,but guys hillary is the racist one because she was rude to BLM members once and muh superpredators +you mean conspiracies?,Russia is not a conspiracy! +1) West Michigan pizza shop endorses Trump. 2) Liberals bully him and stoke boycott. 3) HE DOES RECORD BREAKING BUSINESS 7 NIGHTS IN A ROW!,If I could find a place to eat not a single liberal was at I would eat there every day. +"If I was napping and I heard candle cove in my tv, that house and tv would be ash in SECONDS.",Seriously if I didn't know about this and I heard candle cove whispered from my TV I'd probably shit myself in like .5 seconds. +"Careful, the STEMlords will not like you for saying that",Just because STEM is objectively better than anything else doesn't mean so many people have to be elitist about it. +Hillary won the most votes in the election- more than 3 million more votes than Trump won.,But that's just a meaningless statistic that has nothing to do with how elections are or should be! +I'm just impressed with his quick addition at the end,He must do this a loooooot +The only position that anyone should have on those settlements is They have to go. I don't care which side of the fence you're on. They're the biggest obstruction to peace. Period.,"Yeah, well, that's not how international politics works." +For funsies.,for... fun's **e**? +"If your city had a great public transportation system would you get rid of your car? People say I am blessed because I live in nyc and will never know what it's like to own a car. There are good parts of owning a car (freedom) and bad (money, gas, maintenance). Those that own a car, is it worth it?","No, because I work outside of the city." +House panel looking into Reddit post about Clinton's email server | TheHill,The quick deletion of his entire post history after it was archived is gonna make him and the Clintons look way worse. +All of GBT-09 has leaked... I'm So Sorry...,No matter what those RRR reprints look fucking awesome. +0_0 and here I am at level 19 trying to get a Gyrados.,Don't cry too much if you get Bite and Twister. +G,O +sorry but she has no ass. How am I suppose to fantasize about your wife when she has no ass?,Once you arrive she will have an ass +Olivia Munn,Packer fans LOVE her.... +In case you didn't know...,The day jungle trees came out i saw a post about it +Hue hue hue! I'm glad for once someone finally doesn't take the response maybe as a yes and actually takes it as a maybe,"I don't have my hopes up, so at least there's that." +Hear what you like. You're not refuting any of my points because you know that I am right,Sorry u bl0w that fattie dik boiiiiii #gitgud +Just use 450w or 500w and save some money unless you are going to run 2 GPUs in which case I recommend 550w-600w. Most people have overkill PSU while modern parts are more efficient in power usage compared to older ones.,ok ty :D +I too have an old msi card with a cool heatsink. Radeon 9250,They also like dank Celerons too! +It's Over 400000!,Anyone know what percent of the DLC went to the Prize pool? +Xenoverse 2 AI is greatly improved compared to the first! Had a quick fight sequence that reminded me of the teamwork in the Black/Zamasu fights,Meanwhile my ai partners have no trouble letting me get stuck in a n enemy's combo while I'm out of stamina. +"If you look on r/europe they are trying to swap us with Mexico, which would suit us fine!","Yeah you'd get your warm tropical weather and sunshine, and we'd get a neighbor who respects borders so much that we could plant a border hedge and it would be an official demarcation line." +"Rodrigo Duterte's Obama insult costs Philippines stock market hundreds of millions: Funds to pull hundreds of millions from country amid Filipino leader's increasingly volatile behaviour, after he called Barack Obama a 'son of a whore' and threatened to pull out of UN",Be careful who you vote for. +"How many shirts, pants, and shoes do you own? I'm trying to figure out if my 67/18/11 is particularly ridiculous.","At least 100 tshirts, 25-30 collared shirts, 20 jeans, 7 dress pants, and like 25 pairs of shoes." +Footage surfaces of Trump making questionable remark about 10-year old girl,Is there anyone who has been following this election who did not expect all of these things to come out about Trump in the end? +"It's not ignorant, you're *allowed* to call other people out. They're also *allowed* to call you out in turn. You don't have to be perfect, but if 2 people are standing in pig shit one shouldn't really mock the cleanliness of the other person's shoes.","There's standing in some pig shit, and then there's rolling in it and denying you ever got in it like a lot of Baylor fans are doing." +How does someone like this even become a judge in the first place?,The real question is how do we have a pedophile for president. +I'm wondering what vision these people have for Europe in place of the EU.,They want a race to the bottom like in the US where money is the only god. +"Agreed. My best friend is kindof a shut-in so occasionally I'll try to get him out of the house by suggesting we go grab a beer at a nearby bar. 99% of the time, he'll say something like nah man, it's too expensive and I don't want to spend the money blahblahblah, and then he'll proceed to get baked and go spend $15 at taco bell.",It's hard to have impulse control when you're baked +"No way we'd play in Green Bay since they are NFC, but agreed about Foxborough.",Every 4 years there is a chance +"What are some TV shows you know you should watch but haven't started yet? Whether you are waiting for it to finish so you can binge it, whether you know you should watch it but just haven't gotten around to it, or you know you should watch but are scared to enjoy it and then not have it anymore.... what are some TV shows that you have been waiting to start, and why haven't you started them yet?",Sopranos Twin Peaks Planet Earth All those scandinavian series that get good reviews +"I'd assumed she already had. Sarandon is one smart cookie. She should run for office herself, as a Green. I wonder what Tim Robinson has to say about all of this.",Isn't it Robbins? +"NC Trump exit polls say, same for MI. FL is the nail biter",NC Trump polls say what? +Yesssssss! I love Common Sense! I wish Dan put out more episodes. This will be a great podcast!,"The episode he just released was great, love hearing his thoughts on current events." +Because the child is innocent. Killing the child can only be murder. The only just killing is done in pursuit of justice(like self-defense or in response to a serious crime). The violation of the freedom of religion is like where California is forcing church ministries to assist with abortion via giving information about it. It's like where Nazi's demanded reporting Jews.,Yes it's exactly like that. +Amazing chest ahead Therefore Try two handing,Praise the Hole! +should be asking about virtanen,I mean he was drafted higher... Nylander for Virtanen right? +"Well, she was an illegal immigrant when she was working on a tourist visa.",Yeah but she is hot though +Voting,"Yes, but if the boot wearer looks like the oppressed person then we call it progress." +Why the hesitation on fanart ...wait Is it porn? Thats what I would expect of the internet,*cough* Rule 34 *cough* +"To avoid having to create a new thread and begging for help; were you using the basic files, or the Russia files? Cause the bug has only been occurring for me while using the Russian grasses. Regular ones seem to work just fine. I've tested it on two seperate computers and accounts now and gotten the same result, so my main worry is that its something that screwed up in my map, which is borking the main game files.",in a custom map i started no +"Since the guy below didn't post a link, I'm guessing yours will stay up. From August 29 - September 7, Quinnipiac University surveyed: 761 Florida likely voters with a margin of error of +/- 3.6 percentage points; 751 North Carolina likely voters with a margin of error of +/- 3.6 percentage points; 775 Ohio likely voters with a margin of error of +/- 3.5 percentage points; 778 Pennsylvania likely voters with a margin of error of +/- 3.5 percentage points. **All likely voters, live callers, called both landlines and cell phones.**","In other words, a very solid poll." +Afternoon Roundtable - 9/28 You can use this thread to discuss whatever is on your mind or share news articles or off topic things that would otherwise not be posted to the sub.,"Taking Trump's recent comment in Iowa (where he asked non Christians to raise their hand and vocally contemplated throwing them out of the country) to its logical conclusion, do you think that if Trump said Hitler wasn't that bad of a guy if you think of it at a rally, his supporters would cheer and clap like they do after each every other fascist statement he makes?" +"LPT: Don't like telemarketers? It's OK to hang up. Seriously, just hang up. You don't need to explain, you don't need to say anything, just hang up. As soon as they struggle saying your name, or whatever else gives it away, hang up the phone. Boom, no more telemarketer. Oh they called you back? Hang up again.","Or sign up for the Do Not Call Registry, and don't get telemarketer calls in the first place." +"The only thing out of all of this I hate is the melee weapons I'm sorry but they don't fit at all. Everything else is fine but that stuff just looks so cheesy, like why?","Wait can you run around with only them, or are they just always enabled by default, like your normal knife?" +"Would you recommend HOI4 to someone who loves Civ V and plays a little bit of EU4? Been thinking about getting it, but it's a Paradox game, so you just know there'll be ton of DLC.",If you can play EU4 then you can play HOI4 no problem. +Everything is fake now.,"Ignore this comment, it's a fake." +how do I add USB as a #1 priority?,Disable secure boot +NO PROBLEM. AND ARMY,OH DANG I GUESS I'M GONNA HAVE A GR8 TIME SINCE I'M JOINING THE MARINES +"The wheat bun, yo.",But.... but the deluxe doesn't come with a wheat bun... +Are any of us really people?,Oh ***FUCK YOU*** +Dell XPS 13.,"Agreed, the xps line is nice and looks sexy as hell." +Do you think Stein or Johnson have a real chance of winning? Should I pretend they do?,Everyone who doesn't vote the way I do is throwing their vote away +"Dear SJWs and CTR shills, the_donald is not a safe space. Uncuckening happens here daily. We recommend you stay the fuck out.",The best part about this is that media outlets are already saying Donald Trump tweeted white supremecist meme and link the one he posted saying the deplorables with one being pepe. +"MIL in the Wild: Voting Edition! I'm so excited to have a MIL in the wild story to share, I never thought I'd see one! So after I dropped my 2 year old at daycare this morning, I took baby boy with me to go vote. Hes 4 months old but just about 9lbs, he was born a few weeks early because of growth restriction. Literally as soon as I walk in, this MIL is all over baby boy. She could not shut up about how cute he was (I'm biased, I think he's gorgeous). I could barely sign into vote, this MIL would not. stop. talking. She immediately asks how old do I told her, and explained why he was tiny. Right away she tells me her DIL is pregnant, 5 months along and tells me that her cervix opened early, so they stitched it up and now she's on bedrest. I say that's so sad, and hope her DIL and baby are doing well. She says Well it's just so hard on my son, he just has to do everything now. I just nodded politely and ducked into my voting booth. As soon as I came out she pounced on my again. Telling baby boy how cute he was, how much she loved him. Like wtf lady I don't even know you. She asks baby's name and I tell her. She then tells m her DIL is naming her baby Grayson, and I say what a nice name. She shook her head and goes No, it's ridiculous. I can't believe she's picking that. I'm going to call the baby TJ, after my son. Baby boy chose that moment to poop so I just said oh okay, well goodbye! And ran out before she could corner me again. So poor DIL on bedrest with baby Grayson, I hope you're both doing well and that your husband tells his mom to kiss your butt when she starts calling your baby TJ!","Well, at least it'll be easy to avoid MIL's demands, since she'll make them about the wrong kid!" +No apparently the variety of reasons ranges from not wanting a tiny Asian dick to wanting to breed out my slanty eyes.,Jesus fucking Christ. +Lose/Loose is the bane of my existence.,Don't loose your cool there. +We can thank the Nazis for first linking smoking to causing cancer.,"*Thanks Nazis, you're the best*" +"To be fair, both are also filled with really good bullshit. Like forgiveness and treating others like you'd like to be treated. Its kinda a shame those don't get followed like some of the more fire and brimstone parts :/","To be fair, its hard to focus on the good when the hate is very much there." +What is your favorite Fictional weapon?,Thomas A. Swift's Electric Rifle +Hey where did you get those display cases for the hat? Big boss signed my iPhone and I want to put it in one of those cases since I bought a new one.,Amazon! +"I think he said more life first quarter of 2017 iirc, who knows tho maybe drake x ye shit would be Crazy",Drake&ye can make a fuckton of money why waste it on dattpif +"It's latin, more specifically Saint Benedict's litany of exorcism. It goes vade retro satana and so on, which literally means stay back devil/go back devil. I thought it was fitting for this unholy thread.",that is common vocabulary here hehe +WOW This new exit poll has Trump's odds soaring!!!,PRAISE KEK +"At Long Last, Phantom Foxy Is On the Shelf!!",this is so satisfying to look at +This is a really good game (birthday wish) - noob question,"Very comedic, super funny post" +try living in literally any other first world country and see how expensive it is,"Funny, I thought everyone else's medical insurance was way better than ours?" +"Yucca Packager broke everything ! So I wanted to switch from stashing to yucca because of the ability to choose what do we want to stash. I uninstalled stashing and installed yucca I wanted to unstash everything at first, to have something normal. But it led me to a crash and a respringloop. I'm currently in non-jailbroken mode without any application !",Reinstall Pangu via Impactor. +I know a lot of libertarians. They are all voting for Trump.,Libertarians are Republicans rebranded. +Texas loves Hillary!,"Maybe Austin or Houston, The rest of Texas, you'll KNOW it was a fraud." +I think I'm starting to go insane with all this skillseed farming,"I'm doing x17 on the map constantly, but the stamina needed is too high" +"So Clinton, who thinks wiping a server is rubbing it vigorously with a cloth, and owns a private email server to skirt FOIA requests -or Trump... who is Trump. Way to fucking go America.",Use-... Username relevant? +"Also add any uncensorednews et cetera. Those are basically also news, but politically tilted.",I don't think his list was supposed to be exhaustive. +"funny Nintendo game moments Basically, this is a thread where you can share your own personal top funny Nintendo game moments. I'll start. (These will go from least funny to most funny.) One time I was playing Smash Bros Wii U, and I thought I won the match because I had knocked my opponent off course, but then, partially because of my clumsiness and carelessness, I wasn't paying attention, and I had actually fallen to my death and died before my friend did even though we both touched at around the same time! Always pay attention to your surroundings, folks. I encountered an odd glitch in Super Mario Sunshine, where in (I think), in one of the pianta village levels, instead of dying, I fell into a blue void with nothing to do. I couldn't do much about it, so I just quit, but damn, it was definitely unexpected. I once was playing WarioWare Inc! Mega Party games with my friends and once one of the Wobbly Bobbly minigames started, I won instantly! Literally, as soon as the game started I won! Proving luck was on my side that day. In Mario Party 7, I was playing 8 player mode with CPU's, but unfortunately, one of the teams got SUPER lucky! They rolled 6 2's on the dice block, and you know how many coins they got? A whopping THREE HUNDRED!!! Yes, I'm not kidding! 300 coins just from hitting 6 2's! I was so mad that I shut off the console, it just goes to show you how bull that game is. That's about all I can think of for now. If you've had a history of hilarious things happening to you in Nintendo games, feel free to share some of those in this thread!",When Count Bleck and Tippi sacrificed themselves to save the world. +Yep- they're giving her a hefty win here.,Now revised to 54% trump +"-Trump's not a serious candidate -Trump will be out by October -Trump will never win a single primary -Trump has a ceiling of 25% -Trump has a ceiling of 30% -Trump has a ceiling of 35% -Trump has a ceiling of 45% -Trump will never win the south -Trump can't win with evangelicals -Trump will never be accepted by the party -Trump will never be the nominee #-Trump will never win the general #-Trump can't really build a wall<~~ you are now here -Trump can't extend Hillary's prison sentence to 120 years -Trump can't negotiate the release of Half Life 3 -Trump can't expect the President of China to sign an unconditional surrender on the deck of the USS Nimitz -Trump cannot get re-elected -Trump can't be the fifth face on Mount Rushmore -Trump can't be all five faces on Mount Trumpmore -Trump can't run and win the 3rd term, can he?",GODDAMN MADMAN +WHERE THE FUCK IS THE UPDATE ON BROWARD COUNTY?,Newsflash: they're fucking cheating. +I love Pet Wussy.,I feel what you did there +Blogger doesnt hold back the truth: Why Oliva Wilde needs to have a miscarriage,I'm so sorry I don't know how to tag things on mobile and I also apologize if this is a repost. +"If a journalist subliminally advocates the assassination of your President twice in one week, you're watching #FakeNews",Don Lemon is disgusting. +Everyone I know who's moved here doesn't deny it's happening Not paying over asking price? Supply and demand. Someone else will. By not cloistering into trendy neighborhoods. What? So take responsibility by literally not moving here? Ok lol,How is any of what you've said not completely denying responsibility for these problems? +Link please.,"If you aren't mad enough at the media about how they lied to you to look all this up yourself, remain ignorant." +"Trump supporters, do you realize that Mexico will NOT pay to build a wall?",but..but...but....wall just got 10 ft higher hur dur dur dur +Where did you buy this?,It's a customers so I'm not sure. +What statistics are you even fucking talking about?,You initiate an attack on a stranger calling him ignorant then claim ignorance about common crime stats easily found via Google search which disprove the myth of police racism. +Stupid question- does he do facts on the Pablo Tour?,Yes +Florida just passed Medical Marijuana with over 70% of the vote!,"2 Supreme Court seats, might I remind you." +I thought collectively Americans were more responsible than this. Trump couldn't control himself for 90 minutes in each of the debates. Now he has four years to do who-knows-what damage. Canada is going to get side-swiped by this mess.,Well hopefully he actually jails corrupt politicians and bankers and doesn't let them get away with everything that every one of the last presidents have. +Except Sightings is useless without footsteps.,"Well that's an entirely different issue, and I'm not arguing about that." +"Nationalism, populism, bigotry, misogyny, fear, hate, ignorance. Just like Germany in the '30's.",More hyperbole nowadays though... +Is this what they mean by poetic justice?,"It's the very definition of it, but instead of justice, we get Trump." +He said on stream like an hour ago he was tilted after the loss to M2K and he didn't have a good mentality going into Hbox.,I'm sure losing 4 stocks to m2k for exactly the same reason wasn't a factor in him tilting +"Wow, I don't know many people at Meade who are so enthusiastically in support of Trump.",Maryland has swung Democrat since at least 2000 in the presidential elections. +"Trash photo, ID on these old Vans?",C&L Era in a blue/navy CW +"Well I, for one, don't see a pond anywhere.",That's definitely the confusing part to me. +"Most of the leftists who know what they're talking about didn't think so. Look at what Paul Krugman wrote about his health plan, or read the analysis the Atlantic magazine did. It was a work of fiction based on massive unspecified savings.",Well fortunately Trump's health plan is much better. +9/11 Art,Whats the source/artist? +"It is only going down for a specific cherry picked date range. On average it has done nothing but *go up* since it's creation. The fundamentals are still the same so it is just a matter of time until mainstream adoption. So fuck off, shill.",Lol +~~how has no one considered making a private server on gw2 to test out these features and see how they are~~,Because everyone who HAS is smart enough to not post it in fear of being banned also from what I heard most of them don't load +I see a kitten and I see uncooked bacon.,"Why don't you view a pig as a sentient being capable of feelings, just like the cat?" +Unforgiven- Metallica,It's good of them to be giving such new bands a good spot on their tv shows. +I know what the image of a fair Jail cell looks like too.,Show us! +black people actually use lotion. and honestly though its just my experience they seem to not stress about a lot of the trivial things most do,Yeah lots of people use lotion and everyone stresses about trivial things... +This Stephen King shirt misses a better way to write a phrase,They don't think clowns balloons like they do but it does. +You are now forced into a hand to hand deathmatch with the protagonist of the last movie/tv show you watched. How fucked are you?,"Just finished the Peanuts Christmas Special, bring it on Charlie Brown!" +The way my school raked all of the fallen leaves.,"actually, leaves just have a natural attraction to their tree, they simply lose their grip when it gets cold, and are forced to gather around the base for warmth.." +Rematch.jpg,Dammit why am i seeing so many whispy discord dudes on reddit? +*drinks water thirstily*,*sip...sip sipslurp shluurp* +Seems like this totally random occurance is popping up more and more. Really makes you think,You don't really understand statistics very well do you? +Catholic I'm pretty sure.,Catholics usually aren't called a cult though. +I'd be down for the details if you don't mind. Please and thank you.,"It's a nice spot, try to take garbage back out with you, met some nice folks here." +"Just gonna volunteer myself if anyone is looking for a green card to Canada. I'd make a fantastic beard for a gay man and possibly a decent lesbian, anything goes.","Not gay, still considering it" +Not really. I guess I would look for a balanced view. The world is complicated. It's never as simple as prices are too high they must crash. All of these rationalisations occur either post event OR occur all the time so that when it does happen someone can claim success. It's like these guys or Peter Schiff. If you predict it's going to rain and you know rainfall is cyclical you aren't a genius when it rains.,"I certainly agree they're overly bearish, but the data they're referencing is nonetheless interesting." +"oh okay, LOL. The capital city of Indonesia using poor material for their sidewalks. Sounds amazing.",because its more profitable Create sucks sidewalks Get broken Spend money to repair Rinse and repeat +Donald Trump Elected President,"Relax guys, what's the worst thing that could happen?" +and Spain before that!,Thats right :) +"Does Punk getting beaten in UFC damage Lesnar? Go with me on this. Brock is a genetic freak, who has a legit background that lends itself to MMA. He's the current WWE monster and has excelled in UFC and WWE. Does Punk getting beaten so easily after 2 years of MMA training off the back of his WWE run with his long ass title reign back WWE into a corner with Brock? He simply cannot be beaten, certainly not clean (unless there is an injury angle), not when you think of how much they have tried to push his MMA credibility in terms of using the kimura, elbows to Orton etc. If he gets beaten any other way, then the road to a face tun begins perhaps? Maybe nothing in this, but was wondering what others thought.",No. +"Are you serious? You're just outright dismissing all the horrible things he's said? Is every awful thing that comes from him now just locker room talk? He made fun of a disabled reporter. He called John McCain a coward, said Obama was born in Kenya, proposed banning all Muslim people from entering the United States, mocked the parents of a fallen soldier, bragged about sexual assault and going after married women, said that nukes were MEANT TO BE USED, said that he would make the military commit war crimes, that we would bring back a whole lot worse than waterboarding, that a judge was biased because he was Mexican, said women should be PUNISHED for having abortions, said he would pay the court costs of people who hurt dissenters at rallies, said climate change was a hoax, bragged about paying ZERO in income taxes, wants to force an economically unstable country to fund an American border wall... The level of fucking delusional people have reached is terrifying. Those were all just snippets, not his real plans? Tell me then, which of them was he serious about. Please tell me.",Pft two nice speeches irons that right out. +Aiming is more difficult with thumb sticks than a mouse. It's also the same reason you won't see Fafnir :/,there is enough fafnir. +"I think so, and she was caught twerking on camera at some music fest. But everyone was all: She's just dancing like kids do get over it! and people moved on.","Her ass was literally out and she was in front of everyone tryina get all the attention, but yeah..most same family in the white house" +"How is it that water-jets can cut through 1 steel, but you don't have to replace their nozzles every 5 minutes?",Because the force of the water isn't directly hitting the nozzle head-on. +The dorito bags have the codes right on the outside so you can just take a picture of all of them and enter them when you get home,Wouldn't the people who buy them get nothing then? +That screen looks photoshopped onto the wall...,"Pfffff, no" +"538 gave trump about 1/3 chance to win, which wasn't a completely impossible scenario. PEC's 1% on the other hand...","True, if I rolled a dice and it landed on 1 or 2 I wouldn't say that the result was unexpected" +Lara wouldn't wear those boots.,Maybe it's an adventurer's gala outfit. +Peace Out USA.,*peace oot +Funny how europeans still praise Huni/RO as europeans when they did well in s5.,And now one of them is going back to Korea. +"IAMA 32 year dominant bisexual Asian American male who has been involved in kinks for about 17 years. Ask me anything you're curious about! Howdy folks. Currently traveling for business, bored, and can't sleep so figured I'd try to pass some time. I'm married to a 33 year old submissive white American woman, have a 21 year old female sub who is Asian Canadian, and also play with others either solo or couple pretty frequently (about once a week). I first became involved when I was 15 with my girlfriend at the time who enjoyed being tied up and spanked and the like. Ask me anything that crosses your mind, I'm bored as shit!","What is the value of x+x(x^x), when x=2?" +Linking to jezebel without an archive link should get someone banned from here.,how the fuck else are we supposed to see what the cunts in the comment section are saying? +960 ssc 2gb vs rx 480 8gb?,get the 480 4gb version the 960 is too weak for the price in the new sea of gpu's +but he doesn't care right?,I don't care so I'm gonna create a thread about him and write 3 pharagraphs of text to tell how I don't care. +My Magic Will Tear You Appart!,By the Holy Light! +"Especially when it comes to wonders. There are ancient, classical, and post-Industrial wonders all throughout the world. Given recent events, I think Palmyra should be given consideration. It may not be to the same level as Petra, but it is in the process of being wiped from existence.","A palmyrian region civ would be interesting, perhaps diplomacy bonuses, something to do with bonuses when other empires are larger and building tall" +"Brian: What's the price on one of those? The guy: More than you can afford, pal; Papa John's Toretto: Order it.",These are amazing rofl +"I always play blind pick if i have to play normal , i don't like normal draft but i think a blind pick system where u can choose your 2 main roles would be great",I think they want to bring Dynamic Queue to blind pick so you'll be able to play the roles you want but without a ranked format. +This scene of the American dream seems very relevant right now,sore loser? +I really want these headphones but won't have the money for new headphones for a few weeks... damn,"They come back once a month or so, just wait and they should be back again in either the red or black variant" +"i figured that was a case, considering the Opium Wars. but, compared to opium, marijuana is pretty harmless. i guess making sweeping bans is easier than allowing some things and not others. i would argue that their alcoholism is much more harmful than weed ever could be.",Alcoholism and cigarettes... +"Yeah, that'll make them not produce nuclear weapons. You just called them more insane than NK, yet seem to think you can stop them from building nukes by ignoring them. Jesus Christ, republicans are going to drive us into a war with Iran, and it won't be another Iraq. Iran has a real military, a shit load of Americans will die.",remember Trump is the peace candidate +a moment of silence for the moderators dealing with the onslaught of politics themed shitposts.,This post also has nothing to do with Overwatch though. +YOU HAVE BEEN NOTICED!!!!!,"Profound poem from u/ZikaInMyBabiesAss, truly riveting." +"And here you are, offended by a haircut.",Being offended and being repulsed are two different things. +Speak for yourself. *slouches to 70 degrees in chair*,*slouches to 180 degrees and breaks back and bottom ribs* get on my level +Ninja Kali UPDATE new card art,Looks good +"Because we shouldn't give either one a thing. Israel has state provided healthcare thanks to America, Americans die bc they can't afford a doctor. Iran can handle themselves and survive without the global bank cartel and austerity. Stupid petrodollar and religion bullshit make the whole situation plain pointless and dumb.",Most of Europe lives high off the hog while relying on America for defense and subsidized medicine. +"What happens if Hillary dies before the election? As far as I know, the ballot deadline has passed in most states, so the Dems can't just nominate someone else. So what happens?",Weekend at Hillary's of course +"As a Trump supporter, can anyone explain what's going through Jill's head right now? I really don't understand what she hopes to gain, is she doing this for publicity? Does she want Hillary to win now that they've had time to rig? Does she want Hillary in prison? I don't understand her angle on this, the only thing I can possibly think of is publicity or far worse.",im guessing publicity and consistency. +"To the average Israeli, all land in that region is Jewish land.",Then they should shut up when other people reciprocate that ideology. +BREAKING! George H. W. Bush Makes SHOCKING Announcement and STABS America in the Back!,I can only assume this article is satire... Surely no-one over the age of 8 legitimately thinks and writes like this? +Increased rural spawns have been confirmed,"We need more pokeballs in rural areas too, godamnit." +Do you mean erection or drinking spree or robot that can alter the angle of metal beams? Because yes. I am.,Someone who isn't straight is a bender... +"Supernatural, Season 1, Episode 13: Route 666",#NAME? +i thought they nerfed the g2 in tf1 a while back that got rid of one shot head shots. but made it less shots to kill on body or something.,It went from 4 body shots or 1 headshot max range to 3 body shots or 2 headshots max range +"Just because a mice is born in an aquarium doesnt mean its a fish, you filthy nigger",What +The only thing you accomplished was bringing racism and sexism back into the frontline.,"Yup segregation coming back, women won't be able to drive tomorrow." +"One racist POS is, and I don't think he has a formal role in the Trump administration. Regardless, it would be unconstitutional. Trump could no more create a Muslim Registry than he could turn the moon green.",Do you really think things are impossible just because they're unconstitutional? +"Yep, if you ask enough people you will find plenty more who feel the same way.",So we'd find plenty of dumbasses. +Good Fuck Stein and her pandering to everyone,Fuck politicians and them trying to get votes. +I mean I guess 1880 it's POSSIBLE as platinum wasn't really used until around then. It does seem unlikely though and it really wouldn't be wearable as an engagement ring.,"But gold was used, that would have been the preferred setting for diamond" +Get your popcorn ready for the next two months,I'm sure they'll all do the mature thing and accept the results and try to work with the other side to overcome the differences And not double the fuck down like they always do. +V1's are widely considered the nicest model of ultraboost,Because we all buy what everyone buys +"Women spend way more then men, after they hit 35+ they need to spend more on makeup, hair etc to try and hide their age.","Might be worth buying shares in companies that deal in cosmetics, plus size women's clothing and cat products." +He jumped to the conclusion that it wasn't terrorism,I guess we just interpreted his statements differently. +first time for me :),Why did you speed it up it's awful +I wouldn't trust it anyway. Every single survey *before* the actual election predicted Hillary winning. And I don't know why a millennial poll would matter anyway. Millennials aren't the only American Citizens.,But millennials are all special snowflakes that deserve all the attention (and blame)! +Thanks for the apocalypse bud!,I think they're calling it Trumpocalypse. +You realize just how many Fayettevilles there are right?,Those of us in North Carolina knew which one he meant. +Robin? Is your pilot named batman?,Xx_Batman_beer_king_xX to be precise +So does Trump win the President most likely to be assassinated award?,Think Lincoln and JFK still have that record. +"Grab them by the pussy was recorded long before his bid. It wasn't a publicity stunt, it was his real life cretinous view of women.",Or he started planning those publicity stunts years ago. +I guess being accused of a crime and being found guilty are two different and distinct things in our society. One is a factual and proven event and the other is what someone said. I'm not trying to suggest it didn't happen but if people were persecuted for what someone said about them we'd all be fucked.,"Yes, because we all know that when somebody starts saying bad stuff about someone, everybody ignores it because it isn't factual." +Maximum punishment for crimes in Europe,I think it's a huge oversimplification to say that they all have life sentence and that's it. +I mean also don't actually sexually assault people. You'd think it goes without saying...,Apparently not to the silver spoon fraternity... +It seems like I feel like gets reposted a lot.,I feel like the word repost gets reposted a lot. +"Clannad is actualy a bad anime Clannad is well known for being the Saddest anime to date. Well I dont think so, this is because I had no emotional attachment to the main characters. The only good characters were Tomoyo and Kyou. The series was really boring. Only the OVAs were any good at all.",omg someone didn't like clannad I guess I think it's bad now. +Documents show CSIS and RCMP's role in post-9/11 torture of 3 Canadians in Syria,Absolutely disgusting. +"Duterte says if Islamic State comes to Philippines, forget human rights",...because there were a whole bunch of human rights there before? +"Can't be racist when you are the subhuman, either","Can't be human when you browse /pol/, either." +These biscuits are nice.,N1C3 +"No. We've already had one black, male president.....and we all saw how that worked out.","Wow, that wasn't racist or misogynistic at all" +"Also, game devs are starting to do this themselves anyways; e.g. Overwatch and their Atmos w/ headphones option.","Dolby Atmos is not virtual 7.1, it's 3D positional audio like in late 90's and early 2000." +Porsche 991 GT3 RS,Love the dinner table of a spoiler! +murLOCK was actually very strong aggro deck in the past...,"It's never been good, only at release because the meta wasn't solved" +"i mean, does tanks like maokai take skill to play?",Literally everything takes skill to play outside of dumpster elo +Disinformation about mental illness and about Islam. Those are the two things I feel like I'm always correcting people about.,What are the things that you have to correct about islam? +What? Wouldn't that be the point of memorializing them on a tattoo? Lol I don't have them yet anyway though,"Yeah ik, forgot my" +Exactly this. I still call my inlaws Mr. and Mrs. and will until they tell me otherwise. We've been married 5 years and I've known them for 10 so I don't see it ever changing at this point though.,You married your inlaws? +Good point. GOOD point. If my phones gonna blow up and burn the house down the least I expect is to be able to listen to lady gaga while it burns,Why not Disco Inferno? +LIVE Stream: Crooked Hillary Bends the Knee After Defeat!,Mirror? +why rename themselves into a dead meme though,"Right, when they are a new meme!" +Riot's official stance seems to be that the Q is not bugged at all and they never released a hot fix for this patch or the last one. What do you all think?,"Idk about you but i just played a few games and the Q speed seems to be normal now, its not sluggish as it was few days ago." +Donald Trump Elected President,Incoming largest AMA ever... +Make the Midwest Great Again!,Yes please! +Synths are people. The people of the commonwealth can govern and defend themselves.,"If they were people you wouldn't have to call them synths, and we wouldn't be having this discussion." +When I go into the mines and see that is full of monsters and shit I run away crying like the coward I am.,"For added realism, a dark stain by your crotch to indicate peed-in pants." +"It really shows how improbable his victory was. They made two different versions of the 2008 elections in case either guy won, then aired the one where Obama wins. This time? They failed us.",Is that why that was such a weird episode? +4 x 10 flex schedule. Best schedule ever. It's like getting 52 vacation days a year on top of your actual vacation.,i'm in the process of career re-building.. what line are you in that flex-schedules are a thing? +White people voted to elect Donald Trump,Are you sure because I keep hearing Blacks people are to blame +Yeah make fun of me until a muslim is standing in front of your bed ready to releave his urges..,Yeah he must be in a real urge to *blow* his load. +Who Else is skimming Across peoples image flairs to know their Text flAirS Title,me +Well what he hell is wrong with you then?!,"Nothing, life is pretty good." +"Banii, pentru tine reprezinta telul tau, Idealul suprem de neatins Si pentru asta nu te da invins Din ce produci, Produci si iarasi vinzi Teapa pentru fraieri si pentru cei invinsi",forza steaua hey hey hey +"Possibly I came off sounding a tad harsh. We can make fair deals with other countries, can't we? If were going to give a billion dollars to insert middle eastern country they can pitch in on stopping radical imams and preach a little something good about old USA, couldnt they? If were going to secure the coast of Japan and every freakin body else, they could step up and ask their neighbors to stop testing nuclear weapons, maybe? If we can stabelize all of Europe with massive US bases, allowing there economies to grow rather than them constantly bombing the doo doo out of each other, like constantly throughout history, we can ask them to pay there share into NATO, no? My point is our economy is dying our medicare our social security is dwindling our job growth is pathetic, our infrastructure is crumbling. People are living in poverty and our education system is broken. We have cities hear in the US that are more dangerous than Baghdad. What im saying is, when theres trouble on an airplane and the oxygen masks drop, you are supposed to help yourself before you even try to help those around you.","Well the oxygen masks dropped but america didn't help anyone, not even itself." +Holocaust 2: The orange killer In theatres january 20,"Nah, already started" +"Yeah, I guess that makes sense. Damage seemed so high with it, only problem was that I was way more squishy as I barely had any lightning res. I was also lucky and got Belly last night, you think it might be feasible to use bor til I 6l my belly?","Wouldnt count on 6Linking stuff, but i would say keep bor Till you 5L ur belly :)" +They thought it would be an occasional thing. Turned out that it really wasn't. Some 2x stacks are powerful and pretty godamn unfun to play against.,The 2x Winston Tracer Lucio comp was really fun. +"Honestly I can't believe this got past not only Samsung, but tons of other agencies devoted to making sure the product is safe to distribute. Now that there's an incident at an airport the FAA will most definitely put it's foot down. Hows the Pixel XL as a replacement? It's the only thing that seems like a viable exchange at this point",LG V20 is also a good replacement IMO. +I'm unsure whether or not I can post the shop where my Secret Santa got it from. :(,"Oh if you can't post it, can you PM it?" +All these CA gun laws are beginning to create serious hardship and confusion on criminals!,Criminals won't make it this far because they won't pass the background check to buy ammo now +Donald Trump will be the first US President to ever have received a Stone Cold Stunner,wow... how cool... this is all so funny. +It was Flavor Aid.,"Man, that's racist!" +"Its funny how EU doesn't have pvp representatives... but I guess its because wow pvp is not a good profession at all, nothing like CS or other games.",yeah its not like Splyce won this blizzcon or anything +"Top 500 Player, Will Rank You Up for Free",Definitely not a scam! +What happens when you taje antibiotics for a virus?,You get C diff +you're one of the few who answered so for now your odds are pretty good lel,ikr :P +back and forth and back and forth,Name? +"I think yes, but the respawn location is currently unknown AFAIK",Your stats get wiped too +White Wildcat Ears Crimson Wildcat Ears,Saffron (yellow)? +just looked up $freefittyfree . your comment is the only thing google finds.,"Huh that's funny, I thought more people have heard it." +"how about, since you are trying to argue against free speech, you give me a reason why I shouldn't be able to say that about Trump?",So you can't back up your own opinion and must resort to explaining nothing while demanding the other side explains their view? +"Casual rider, but looking to be able to bomb hills and be able to speed check and slide comfortably when needed",Do you already know how to slide at all? +Obama's Legacy: - 33 State's with R Governors - A GOP House and Senate - No potential Democrat leaders. - A pile EO's that hopefully President Trump will eliminate - Obamacare that is about to be repealed and replaced. - A conservative SCOTUS for a generation. - Race riots - Attacks on Police - Middle East in flames - Rampant inequality - A pissed off middle class - A swamp thats about to get drained,BUT HE WAS PRESIDENT WHEN GAY MARRIAGE HAPPENED SO HE IS ONE OF THE GREATS +Oh Hillary... why did you have to be Raven? Is Trump about to die or something?,hopefully +May be. All that Satya has done is #MadeWindowsPhoneWorseAgain,Well Trump could deport Satya and bring back Ballmer +"Trey Burke on his stint with the Jazz, They couldn't break me. That's why they tried to do. Burke is currently averaging 2.5pts/0.7r/0.7a on 36% FG with the Wizards.",Can someone explain to me what this means? +50 BMG mounted on Soviet t-54,Bubba can afford tanks now? +Yes... because no one in office has been blaming bush for the past 8 years. Don't pretend this is a one sided problem,And Obama had no chance to put people in the Supreme Court and never had a Congress that worked with him +Nuclear holocaust?,"Nah, just nuclear winter to counteract the totally fake global warming" +"Ummm, is Alabama an insult?","When you already know what they think of it, yes." +So.. Falcon 9 fuller-full thrust-with-a-little-extra-thrust this time? :D,"Falcon 9 fuller thrust, ludicrous speed" +"I've owned pigs just like this one, they ate pretty cool but are filthy creatures and see swole as f**k. You can barely hold on to them if they don't want you to.",I wonder if it is this kind of pig that was gross because I've heard from various owners that the smaller ones they had use litter boxes and would stay relatively clean for 3-4 days as long as they weren't in hot areas for an extended amount of time. +"Shut up, Wesley! - Captain Picard",Shut up wesley - Doctor Crusher +"Usual bourgeoisie teen, always ignoring the plight of the proletariat.",OG Rich Kids of Instagram +"Biden's got the plagiarism thing and a few awkward race gaffes. Low baggage, but I doubt he'd be taken seriously.","Yeah, we saw both of those things derail Pres Elect Trump" +Sanders doesn't rule out 2020 White House run,"If he runs and loses, will people finally stop saying he can win?" +"President-Elect Donald Trump Tweeted To Jail Flag Burners, Hillary Clinton Cosponsored A Bill In 2005 In Support Of The Same Thing","Yes, I'm sure that her alternate reality Presidency is just as awful..." +South Park ringing true now more than ever,South Park is just fart jokes. +Serious question... what happens to all Trumps businesses now that he is the next president?,i believe his children will take control of his business assets +"Oil is natural, I mean it comes from the earth for fucks sake. There are natural eruptions all the time. In fact, commercial expoloitation is the only reason they don't happen more often. In the long run there has been less oil spilled into the gulf BECAUSE of our intervention. Is that about right?","Is it true there are natural seepages taking place right now and have taken place for hundred if not thousands of years, that are releasing more oil into the ocean than we ever did?" +"I know some people will love it but I'm really not keen on that glossy black. I was really hoping that rumoured blue colour was real, it looked gorgeous.",Thats racist. +meh I can skip Green Day as they no longer appeal to me. Happy I'm catching against me! with bad religion on Friday.,yeh boy i'll be there too! +"That's OK, they are just scared.","It's okay, it's only our national sovreignty, stability and future at stake..." +"The US stopped arming the north rebels for the most part when the DoD and CIA programs were proven to have failed. This was around the time when the FSA/moderate opposition organizations were losing to the jihadists groups. Once the US stopped arming them, JaN took over. Of course humanitarian aid is still shipped to Aleppo, but that is part of an international effort organized by the UN. The US just provides a huge portion of the aid being brought to Aleppo.","screw you and your facts, I want to lash out against the US" +Third party means nothing. Hillary has a better platform than either 3rd party candidate.,"Wow bro, no she does not." +Emelin being Emelin often results in a dirty hit and an injury. He does scummy shit all the time.,Uuuuuh no +"I made a chart showing the popular vote turnout in 2008, 2012 and 2016. Hillary didn't lose because the Republicans grew their base; she lost because the Democrats didn't come out to vote.",It doesn't help that there are no longer polling places near black areas in the south though... It's a lot to ask that people without cars find a way to renew a driver's license (since voter IDs cannot be expired) and *then* make their way to the next town over because their local polling place was removed. +Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. -George Carlin,People who vote for the candidate I did not vote for are stupid. +Tedeschi Trucks Band *Let Me Get By* Bob Dylan *Blood on the Tracks* Eric Clapton & Friends *They Call Me the Breeze*,Let me add JJ Cales Naturally he wrote the song call me the breeze. +"I know lmao, its kind of funny seeing people being as salty as they are. I mean damn Putin's already said hes willing to reconnect with the US now that Trump's pres.","When Trump said he wants or is willing to give up NATO, how could Putin not want to be his friend?" +Stop Cord Abuse,Black cords matter +I tried to discuss with my wife this point exactly(both of us strong hillary supporters). Guess I'll be sleeping on the couch for a while.,"You, too, huh?" +Happy Birthday Comrade Phil Ochs. Your insights about liberals remain as relevant as ever.,RIP Comrade Ochs! +When do you start the war as Germany? Typically I wait until '40-'41.,Probably when you're confident you can achieve your war goal and if you can get every opponent to capitulate timely without too many losses. +"Petition to change Kennard to Landon Collins in the banner I like Kennard as much as the next guy for the role he plays in the defense, but I feel like he is woefully out of place on a banner with team favorites like JPP, DRC, Eli, OBJ, and Richburg. Landon Collins is arguably the best player on our defense this year and I think it'd be fitting to add him to the banner in Kennard's place.",Signed +I'm genuinely afraid of losing all my friends over this.,Love Trumps Hate They will love you no matter what +I'd be fine with it if blizzard hasn't been training us for the past ~6 years to ignore stats and just look at ilvl...,You mean when blizzard removed all other information from the stat page and made the ilvl text twice as big? +"I never liked the fact that it was *forced* on people, that's a bunch of shit IMO. You should not be penalized for not buying something you don't want.",Its not a penalty its a tax. +"Clubhouses count as a sixth garage, but can only can store bikes. Still takes out some space from the existing five though, since you don't need to worry about them.","I had the garage in my stilt house dedicated to bikes, now they're all in the clubhouse and it's really quite nice." +Talk about how much they love Man Utd on Twitter and do some shit commentating sometimes on BT.,Summed up Roy Keane and Paul Scholes mate! +"I am so, so, so thankful my husband got a vasectomy this year. I still need annual exams but I'm grateful that I no longer need to worry about birth control. Thanks Obama, for taking care of me for the past 8 years. I mean that.","Yeah, my partner and I are expecting our second and last baby in four weeks and then we're both getting snipped while our insurance still covers it!" +"So you're saying all of the undereducated minorities, which there seems to be a lot of, voted for Hillary? I'll buy that.",Only white men can be stupid +Yeah they were hiring interns at 27/hr at my university. Even an entry level job for someone with basic programming skills is better than 19/hr,I went into the wrong industry... +Dear White People: YOU ARE NEANDERTHALS; NOT HUMANS,I feel like r/ coontown is reborn lol +All you have to do is multiply the algorithm by -1. There ya go.,"So 0 is the highest, and all it ever shows is someone walking back or something along those lines." +"What do you mean, the Danish caused complete mayhem. One guy even jumped off the top of the First National Bank building.",I mean... I *almost* did a few years back... so it that was somewhat nostalgic. +"Aw, that's so cool! Please give all my best to the couple.",You should link this to Pedro. +"I'm not usually one to comment on politics in a public forum, or to comment publicly on the entertainment content I watch, but TB's comments recently have moved me to speak. First, I am a US Citizen, and I chose to support neither Hillary nor Trump. I find both equally distasteful and repugnant. But apparently, I helped elect literally Hitler, by not supporting a corrupt liar. TB is free to say whatever he wants, but choosing to berate a portion of his audience and tell them they're not welcome because they didn't vote for his specific needs is childish at best. A vote is a reflection of our personal values and our personal beliefs about the best way to run the country, not because an e-celeb has cancer and wants to keep his benefits. That sounds harsh and uncaring, but that's not where it's coming from. I truly feel for TB and his family and only wish for his remission. I don't want anyone to suffer or die from cancer. What really pushed me over the line is the fact that apparently he implied that his own wife helped elect literally Hitler (based on her Tweet) because she voted third party. This is supposedly the woman he loves, who has been with him for years, who he has a son with, and who has supported and helped run his media empire for years. This is the height of selfishness and is simply beyond the pale. Does he really think she wants him to lose his healthcare and die? I've unsubscribed from all of TB's various media outlets and will no longer support him, regardless of the good work he does in the video games space. He obviously doesn't respect his audience, so why should I respect and support him?",I'm sure you will be missed. +It wouldve been more impressive if there were multiple drawings of the fruit hanging in different angles or art styles.,Ofcourse super high quality proper art +"Correct me if I'm wrong, but the stand does not enhance the tablets power. By being a portable console they are sacrificing better performance than if they made it home only...","Since when has Nintendo been about the most powerful system (NES was weaker than Gaming PC's, SNES was weaker than Neo Geo, GCN was weaker than Xbox, Wii and DS and 3DS and Wii U were all weaker than competitors." +I hate bullshitters lol,I hate myself : ( +Context is everything,Love how everyone says deplorable now lol +I like the mental image a lot more if some administrator wears a cape while writing the announcements every morning,Preferably while sitting in a little child sized desk. +This is what you found if you Googled 'funny wallpaper' in 2010,"But it wrote 2010 instead of 2016, so there's effort put in that post" +Tashkent gets more permacamo?,Apparently. +Whats your opinion on the italian mafia?,To much like the crowd at a gay bar. +They'll just take a 500 metre detour from now on,it is pretty difficult for truck drivers to take a detour from highway. +"Trump's going to destroy the economy. Yeah, sure. He hasn't even taken office and the market is already responding positively to him.","Yes, a succsessful buisness man is certainly going to destroy it" +"'Sieg Heil,' swastikas, racist Trump graffiti appear in South Philly","Nah guys, you don't understand, it's not a Nazi thing, it's just Pennsylvania Dutch." +WCH question Why are the Czechs not part of team Europe?,"Same reason Russia, Sweden, and Finland aren't" +o3DS used two different kinds of batteries?!,"One is used in the new old 3DS, and one in the old old 3DS?" +Undertale UNDERTALE! The RPG game where you don't have to destroy anyone.,Nope +How long would you torture someone for before you got tired of it and just put your victim out of its misery?,Y'all fucked up +I love how whenever people go on a politics forum and disagree on politics on reddit it is assumed they are Infesting or Brigading,"Yeah, like how CTR was blamed for all pro-Hillary posts in the past." +To be fair I unconditionally hate any subreddit CSS alterations. Stock or fuck off.,"Yeah, stock reddit is a great looking website!" +"They added new Virgin Mobile plans, but their phones are still terrible, same with Boost. Sprint Prepaid brands have a device diversity problem.",They should also allow people with an unlocked or a paid off phone to go to prepaid. +Google can't even make my nexus tablet play a youtube video without crashing. There is no way a self driving car will be safer than what that woman is doing.,They already are safer than what she's doing. +Games in can play for 10hours at a time(ps4) I have just finished playing whicher 3 and I need another game I can play for hours on end on quite weekends,FFXV +Mayor de Blasio urges all Americans to continue protesting Trump,"Does Mayor de Blasio honestly not know that the popular vote does not give any mandate to rule whatsoever, that only the electoral vote (which Trump won) matters?" +What qualifications does Trump have to be President?,270 electoral votes? +Husbands of Reddit: What do you do when you're wife gets angry?,Make her even more angry. +"Pardon me for sounding like a pussy here, but isn't there a major health risk from consistently using amphetamines during hardcore exercise? Isn't that what killed one of the Mentzer twins? (the other dying immediately afterward because of the telepathic link, the twin was just a horcrux)",You think they care about major health risk of drugs when CTE is rampant throught the sport just saying. +"So there's 53 days left in 2016, what more could it possibly throw at us?",Obama pardons Snowden +"Arcology Foreign Policy Just an idea to be considered for future development or mods. Basically that each arcology in a Free City has a foreign policy that effects how it absorbs culture from the wider world. You could set these for your own arcology, and your neighbors would change theirs in response to internal power shifts and prosperity. Off the top of my head I had three possible policies Isolationist: Neither spreads culture nor reacts to outside cultural influences. Imperialist: Exerts maximum cultural influence on outsiders. Laissez-faire: No effort made to encourage or discourage foreign culture These policies could also have their effect on reputation and prosperity, and could maybe sync with the cultural influence bonuses provided by terrain.","Nice, I really want to see that" +Todd you're the shit,thanks +It brought us a *lot* of violent reaction from the state and seemingly justified bourgeoisie propaganda against us.,"After McKinley's death, newly inaugurated President Theodore Roosevelt declared, When compared with the suppression of anarchy, every other question sinks into insignificance." +Divorce is a pain in the ass in most states and if she never planned on marrying again it really isn't a priority. My ex and I went through the same situation until I met my current wife who demanded I finish the job.,How did you handle your taxes? +Are you suggesting I just use this girl for sex?,If having sex with your girlfriend is using her then sure. +"Is that in the league, East or metro?",I forget +"Free Talk Fridays - Week of December 16, 2016 A weekly thread to talk about... Anything! Get to know your fellow anime fans, share other interests, or whatever else comes to mind. Posts here must, of course, still abide by all subreddit rules other than the anime-related requirement. Posts that include any sort of user or subreddit brigading will be removed. Comments that are submitted to intentionally cause drama will also be removed. Repeated violations of this will result in temporary bans.","Fun fact: during winter break, it can be up to 13% more socially acceptable to eat cold cereal at 2 in the morning." +"To all my fellow scenic tokers out there, this one's for you.",i saw a hill one time +We Need More Maps For Game Modes in Season 4 I think it would be awesome if each game mode would have different maps to vote for after God picks. Maybe season 1 and 2 maps along with season 3 maps. Also new maps to keep interest. The same maps every Arena or Joust gets boring. Please if you agree let's show this to Hi-Rez!!!,We need domination +"Though I agree with you on regulation to ensure competition and open access it's worth pointing out that the internet today exists because of the carriers investment in it as all of the handoffs and fiber were built by them not the government. Where they've benefitted is the original public investment in darpanet (and others), access to right of way in cities, and essentially being allowed to have a monopoly in most areas (which in many ways ties back to the access to right of way). Given the nature of the internet and how it works it is in they public best interest to not allow any one entity to control too much traffic back haul as it gives them the ability to break the way internet peering works by leveraging their size. To me this is one of the areas we need to pen competition up as much as possible at a local level.","A lot of the expansion of internet access was paid for by government subsidies, tax breaks etc, that the gov't gave to the ISPs specifically *for* that rollout and expansion." +"Sometimes we do things not for our own selfish reasons, but for the betterment of those around us.","Yeah, because huge changes to how people travel isn't right on the horizon (Self driving cars, subscription car services, Uber, deliveries by drone, etc) so clearly a huge plan that won't be finished until 2040 makes a ton of sense." +Mountain sheds a few stones,Is this some sort of British pun? +Never use your last sphere frog for sp....,"Wasn't for SP, I had other units who need sphere slots." +"Hey, that's also the base price for a Volkswagen Golf (not including taxes, transportation, or dealer handling fees). If it ended was 19,997 it would be a Wal Mart Azurai.",Trying to imagine Azurai working at Walmart now +It blows my mind that there are theoretically intelligent people who actually believed this wall was going to be built.,It actually blows my mind that people don't know about ladders. +"Agree whpleheartefly with the first part. The Jags kept it close with the Packers though, they have a shot to get out of the basement this year",You spelled 'whalehartiefly' wrong +"I'm a straight guy, but if I spent as much time thinking about gay sex as this Pence bloke clearly does, I think I'd just commence sucking cock like a maniac and likely be much happier for it. Seriously, there is no possible way that I can understand someone being so fanatically involved about what happens in other people's bedrooms.","Don't worry, they're a party in favor of individual rights." +You're so right. I hope they shut Heroes down next year during BlizzCon so we don't have to relive this tragedy.,"Actually, the logical reasoning for not getting the Samuro nerf out is actually quite clear: Blizzard is just lazy." +There is a huge difference between direct democracy for voting on issues and direct democrat for voting for our representatives.,Perhaps but both systems are in place to prevent mob rule. +M'shop,M'bop +"Post Game Thread | Jets vs Canes | October 13, 2016 Jets win in OT",I CAME HERE TO LEAVE MY OBJECTIVE THOUGHTS ON THE JETS AND GOT SUCKED INTO THE HYPE....FUCK YES +Cleaning out my mom's house - found this old pic of me with my cats. Age 18.,Your earring and hair say I'm totally cool and the rest of you screams I'll be a virgin until I'm 35 +"Don't kid yourself, if any one of these folks pulled a gun to defend themselves, they'd be all over CNN as having shot two unarmed black teenagers at a peaceful protest. They'd have to go into hiding and change their names.",Worth avoiding possible death. +This GIF Will Win Trump The Election. Make Fox News Cover Hillary's Nasty Hairball.,omg i almost threw up +But hey... its just a theory. A CONSPIRACY THEORY! Thanks for reading!,Like and Subscribe for more +(Discussion) Are there any characters in ERBOH that everyone else thinks they're relevant but you don't? I can only think of Lady Gaga.,EpicLloyd +"I forget, where did the Constitution say this was a Christian nation?","Not exactly the Constitution, It's probably the law that put In God We Trust on money..." +"Geez, For the love of GOD, THIS! With inventory management a nightmare, the least they could do is make switching builds easy.",Yeah if I wanted to keep tabs of my stuff with out of game spreadsheets I'd go back to EVE. +"Wow, that's... depressingly accurate. That and, if Bernie was nominated, then Hillary's chances drop to zero. That's not good for Hillary.",And you know...IT'S HER TURN! +Not sure why she's naked,Clearly it's so she can get paid more to lessen the gender wage gap +What do you mean at the VM level? Like software RAID 1 within the VM itself?,"Yeah, Windows, Linux, pretty much any others support it." +"Ahhhh, you're choice of wording with raiding wasn't the best tbqh","Yeah, ik, my bad, wasn't really trying to build a case against him, just running back through the events with him." +The anger of a gentle man,*tips fedora* +House in Berlin still with damage from WW2.,Zooming in on the sign only to realize I don't speak German +What the fuck is wrong with this country,Liberal nanny state/authoritarian agendas. +Wasn't your bishop a true angel? :),"Guilt and shame, peepstones, guilt and shame." +"People are slowly starting to forget what it felt like to be disconnected from the world. There was a time that if you went on a camping trip, you were 'off the grid'. Even if you *wanted* to call someone, you couldn't because there was no service for your shoebox sized cellular phone. Additionally, we're forgetting what it was like to *not* have the answers to questions at our fingertips. The days of I'm not sure have been replaced with Let me Google that. You don't have to research or seek things out, it's just a 'Hey Google, how many pictures of Sofia Vergara's asshole are on the Internet?' and poof, you're on your way. This isn't a bad thing, really, but it's a genuine shift. Soon no one will remember what it was like not to have a smart phone or the means to 'connect' all the time, no matter where you go.",I think r/nosleep reminds us of this every few hours +Well. I mean. Depends what kind of guest.,*unwashed* +... yes it did.,Just because the electoral college functioned as intended doesn't mean the system is working. +Spoilers I've been waiting to post this photo for over 6 months.,you should have greyed out negans axe +The fact that you so easily discard tainted magic Confirms that you are not really informed on what you are talking about.,It's got crit though... Can't use it on casters like iggy +Am I the only one who reads roleplayer and automatically discards the user's opinion?,Look bro You are a rp shitter that probably only has 1000 hrs in the game Go back to your shitty 1 x 1 wood base Fucking casual +Some of them have lots of armor that makes them move super slow,And they can't see shit. +When you are 15 and she is in your room and starts taking her top off.,And then stupid 15 year-old you asks if she's cold and would like another shirt. +Nah you guys are the sure win... Nobody would root for that other clan right? They are kinda assholes to everyone... *6 months later FUCK,how long do you think clan wars last? +Why the good inner you gotta be white?,It's like an Obi Wan-esque cloak. +No it isn't. He is giving minimal effort on the court and it shows. H,*checks to see if Okafor still had a double double going 8-10 from the field two days ago* Yeah seems like he isn't trying. +"What do you guys do about people who act like idiots on trains? Couple of adolescents standing and shouting at eachother on the train, Shit gets annoying.",Let them scan my Myki and go back to listening to my podcast. +"Yup, progressivism is dead. The Democratic Party will see that Hillary failed (say what you want about her, but she largely adopted Bernie's policies and become the most liberal modern presidential candidate) and pull to the center right, while the moderate Republican base further radicalizes and reforms around Trump in the far right.",I thought Trump and Bernie were agreed on so many issues! +"Give that woman a gift, a hot bath and a massage IMMEDIATELY!!",But Trump supporters are misogynists! +Are you joking so many optic cod fanboys are on here,This subreddit doesn't represent the entire CS:GO community. +Hanzo doing nothing for my team,Months after release we finally have a platinum Hanzo? +That is just not true.,"Economically perhaps, but ecological scenario is pretty dire." +Wait I thought Trump denounced David Duke. Why is he posting pro Trump messages?,He denounced David Duke like a child says he's sorry for stealing an extra cookie for snack time. +When ur shitty car mod causes you to get stuck on a speed bump.,"Dood, that's the modders choice and we as car enthusiasts should accept car culture in all it's forms." +"I don't do that specifically, but I'm definitely the funniest person I know",I've said multiple times that I could stay sane (at least for me) if I was stuck in the desert or on a deserted island because i would just make so many stupid jokes all the time and time would fly by. +ants,This just made me burst out laughing +I have been that drunk many times...but nothing that funny has happened yet.,Are you sure? +Here's a drawing of Huskar. (mah boi),Where's the FAMAS in this image? +Not sure if trolling about the definition of trolling...,u mad bro xDdDDD +"For better or worse, if this is really the staff, these people have mostly worked their entire lives trying to keep America strong and healthy and prosperous. You may disagree with their philosophies and beliefs and actions, but it is really, really petty and childish to dismiss their passion for what they do. Of course they're disappointed. And based on how 99% of the responses in this thread look they have every right to be. They've done what they believed was right for you assholes and now they're seeing your kind and your king taking over the country and gloating about it. You're like every gang of thieves in every movie ever - pretending that being powerful makes you right. You are walking, talking, typing stereotypes of self-interest and ignorance. And that's not anger. It's sadness and disappointment and grief at what has been lost; not just the gains that have been made but also the loss of the potential we have as a nation. You'll invade like a pack of monkeys, defecate on everything, steal what you can and destroy the rest. And in four or eight years when you've completely messed everything up you'll blame someone else just like you always do. And Trump's staff will look exactly the same way when they have to leave and for exactly the same reasons. I've rarely been ashamed of my country. This week I've found multiple reasons to be.",You sound like a pleasant person. +Gaming on a trackpad in the first place is a stupid idea,That's why PCs don't have trackpads +Reddit is still so salty about the election and it's amazing. The salt mound is so high it's literally leaking into every subreddit in existance and it's absolutely histerical. I haven't enjoyed being on Reddit this much since 2013.,You misspelled hysterical so I'm gonna condescend to you and blame you for the election results. +"If you're worried about bacteria in your kitchen there are a lot of places you could be more worried about. Like your sponge, for example.",It's OK I use antibacterial soap. +Eli is Barb,Barb Lives Matter. +Dip dyed wedding dress,"That's gorgeous, wow" +Because we aren't one issue voters..?,Okay so why did you vote for him? +"I'm guessing you live in Austin, Texas? That's what they have done here. It's politics, not the free market.",That's my guess +"I think it would have been better to get quoted with shame on me than fool me once, shame on shame on you, fool me, you can't get fooled again",Maybe he was trying to quote the Who but got lost somewhere. +"I'm sorry we didn't get word to you, but it was removed because MS Paint Monday was up. I'll approve this now.","Oh gotcha, thanks!" +And all the good colleges,Thus the blue. +"77% of Ad Blocking Users Feel Guilty about Blocking Ads; The majority of ad blocking users are not downloading ad blockers to remove online advertising completely, but rather to fix user-experience problems",I feel no guilt over this. +Trump is the puppeteer.,You're the puppeteer! +5 Times Donald Trump Praised Socialized Healthcare,Sooo you're saying there's a chance? +"Actually not true, I found way more luvdiscs and wishiwashi while searching for corsola.",teach me your mysterious ways +Christmas Eve carry,I'm a sucker for wood grain. +He probably deranked on purpose tho,"Nah, just some guy who was foolish enough to spam solo queue and ended up getting the short end of the stick." +I didn't know that Take Me Out to the Ballgame could make me cry. Pure frisson.,it was just beauty. +"Shout out to Malwarebytes support for being awesome We read plenty about various companies' support sucking at doing their job or recommending stupid things to fix a problem. I would like to submit an example to the contrary. I have had two issues with Malwarebytes Anti-Malware (Home edition). In the first case, the product failed to start correctly. They kept that ticket open for over two months responding daily with new ideas. We tried everything. We used cleaner scripts. We used custom/beta installers. We tried it under different user accounts. We exhausted every possible troubleshooting and remedial step that you could possibly come up with. Finally, I reinstalled Windows for other issues and it then worked like clockwork on the reinstalled OS. Who knows how many engineering hours they burned to help me when it wasn't their fault, but OS corruption. instead. Second issue. I won't go into specifics because I don't know that this particular solution would apply to everyone, but I had some keys that used to work and no longer did. They didn't have to, but they re-issued me a new set of keys that activated the product saving me over a hundred bucks. So, hats off to you Malwarebytes. Your consumer-grade support really went the extra mile here and I appreciate it.","With the amount they are charging these days as compared to say even 5 years ago, they better have good bloody support." +YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY PROTEST PUPPER,"Rise up, Pupper." +"Don't worry, if he were to not get inaugurated and there was a civil war, the government would shut all the inbred rednecks with their colt 45's and shotguns up real quick thinking they can take on the US military.",It's cute you think the military would side against the people. +"I mean the system of election... not the outrageous, regressive tone and content...",Even then that's not quite the case given the gutting of the Voters Rights Act ... +I hope you fall into a monkey pit.,If I do I will be sure to have my dick out. +The 4 Best Legendaries,I would replace IW with Zap. +Best goal i've ever scored :3,"Best goal you've ever score, so far :^)" +Well then she'll mysteriously be dumped on Britain's shores again.,Damn illegal immigrants. +"I was shopping in Costco one day looking at the salmon and another customer comes and also looks at the salmon and asks me, 'Where is this from?' I said, 'Space.', he said, 'Thank you.' and walked away.","So long, and thanks for all the salmon" +"It'd be a sort of aerial network of drones. A Skynet, if you will.",Ok someone needs to assassinate you now before this all gets way out of hand... +"If you could REMOVE a zero from anything in your life, what would it be?",go from 20 to 2 & redo childhood +"completely legal here, I wasnt endangering wild life or other humans so its legal. ive done this many times and theres never been any trouble.",Dude fuck off you were shooting the water and killing the fishes with your gun! +Trans people are LITERALLY killing themselves because of Trump!!,"Maybe I'm just jaded by this whole fucking election but if your candidate losing is cause to commit suicide the by all means, remove yourself." +"I never never never understood why people are angry about a fucking 4star awakened? it's 5 star fooder at least or maybe a needed monster which doesnt need essences and a 5star upgrade... I mean its not like that you would get a 5 star instead of this 4star awkned... and this 4star awkned is better than a normal 4star and way way way better then the usual 3 stars. And yes, i am far enough in the game to farm db10 < 2m and r5 with over 50 6* monsters",food for lushen +Yes,haHAA +"No, no it doesn't. I'm certain there are issues with both Obama and Clinton worth discussing however this is chaff, clickbait. Obama responded to an email sent to him by hitting reply(maybe even reply all). There's nothing in this story that says he was aware of where the server that email was being sent to was located, any more than I know what server this reply on Reddit is going to be hosted on. Pseudonym is also misleading. It was likely a secondary email address that wasn't his name but rather something else, like most people have. I have 8-10 email addresses I can think of off the top of my head. Most now inactive and associated with old employment, education or other needs. Seems like R/The_Donald is leaking, throwing anything and everything at Clinton. Sad, since likely there's stuff with talking about but their vapid and paranoid tantrums are probably going to drown out anything valid.",Based on the fact that it was front page of the Donald last night with the headline that this is as big a deal as watergate and roughly half of the top comments are copied from there verbatim I think you may be onto something...reminds me of when they blew the lid wide open on Ted Cruzs supposed infidelity and kept voting shit to the front page with bots and then nothing ever came of it and everyone forgot about it +prolly hittin the pipe,Yep prolly. +CoD4 Remastered's gun inspect seems to be inspired by CSGO.,"Possibly, but how else would it even be done?" +American Christians have trouble with atheistic themes which affected the movie,wow +That's really cool. How would this occur?,Lizard people tunnel system +Anti-Trump rally at the University of Texas,**UNEDUCATED WHITE PEOPLE** +N,I +More than 200 officials forced to sign lifetime gag order on fighter jets,Reposted as non mobile link. +It's so frustrating that Christian is such a loosely applied term that it can apply equally to a child-rapist who believes in Jesus (a phrase so meaningless that it can mean as little as Christian) and a person who devotes their life to helping people.,No its the pesky catholics that are the child rapist +"Fuck you, you cis white male",Did you just assume my gender? +"I don't mind him releasing emails, I do mind his agenda pushing via Twitter, his Russian connection and the selective dumping. He said he has stuff on trump, but its not controversial enough. What happened to information wanting to be free? I don't understand why you'd think a candidate influencing he election is in any way comparable to an international party doing the same via illegally obtained emails.",Because a candidate who has rigged the primaries so they'd win and is so corrupt the OED had to redefine the word. +"Bacon. Lately, it's become some kind of major staple of American culture, but any smart person could tell you that this has only been a thing for the last 5 or so years, thanks to the lol XD random!!! rawr phase and Invader Zim making bacon everyone's favorite food. We should stop fucking around with all this dumbass bacon culture and go back to good ol' pizza culture.",Raphael agrees with you. +"I doubt that, we heard for years that a 15 year old couldn't decide on his own to go or not go to war.","War is like a vacation with guns, right?" +1st good set for Underlord that makes him feel like a real lord.,Bigger wings and I am sold +"I was watching a politico map and Fox News. Fox called Wisconsin and Maine (politico didn't), but politico called Pennsylvania (fox didn't).",The Fox Decision Desk leader was saying that they couldn't call Pennsylvania because they weren't sure how many absentee ballots were still uncounted so they needed to know that before calling it +"Before random hype breaks out. Basically, imagine if Impact got into an accident and he couldn't play. So C9 subs in Balls. Yes, that's what Koro is. He hasn't played professionally since spring.",Can't wait for Kuro roamed up top try to kill Koro but Koro successfully avoided the gank now Koro is recalling while Kuro goes back to mid. +We want our industry back when the reality is in 20 years factories will be almost completely automated.,They already are. +He mastered *The Art of The Deal*,Looks like he at least read it. +Because tradition and old geezers who'd rather watch a pitcher hit than a guy that actually knows what he's doing.,Yeah we should have have an offense and a defense like football +I think the new Marvel comics really add to this. Han and Luke have been on so many crazy adventures together by this time - this is just one more.,I like the part when they became an actual nerf herder +Sarkeesian on suicide watch!,#TRIGGERED +Any help with grinding fed ranks? My previous ways of doing this seem to have gone away. I used to use Nui Hsing and another system to get rank VERY quickly. Dont know what to do now. Currently Ensign and looking to get a corvette.,Sothis and Ceos stack data missions no risk loads of reward (ranking) +"The US may be the most lucrative market in the world, but The World - {US} is more lucrative. Not implementing SMS fallback is more lucrative than doing it.","Actually no, the world market is not *more* lucrative, adding SMS fallback as an option is a smart and ideal thing to do if they want this app to survive z otherwise it'll continue in its stagnation until it's ultimately abandoned for an app that can do everything it ought to do." +He should sue for malpractice. They sure aren't working.,that's because he snorts them instead of taking them +Come on team instinct get it together,"Hahahahahaha omg, this is still funny after the 290942893th repost!" +"I think he finds is very annoying when the media calls him anti women (when his campaign was run by a woman), anti black (he dated a black woman), homophobic (he is fine with gay marriage)..... And so on and keeps repeating it over and over never telling the truth.",Pretty sure that came from all the pussy grabbing. +Trump flip-flops 6 times in 1-hour NYT interview,Probably won't be a record for him. +"This is insane. The USA's longest standing political rival and ideological enemy is now regarded as a potential friend, a nation of good guys, led by that champion of freedom Putin? And our Intel Services, FBI, and CIA are the BAD GUYS? What the fuck has happened to the world? Make no mistake, I doubt the CIA is anyone's friend. But that is not their job. If I ever thought CIA *was* my friend, I would be frantically looking around for snipers. But, those agencies are on THE SIDE OF THE USA. Putin is on the side of Putin. Russia is a failed state held captive by a strongman kleptocracy. It makes my head spin and I worry for my children and their future.","As long as you're a racist, a bigot, a homophobe and a tool of the oligarchs you're cool with the GOP." +"You misunderstand. Without Obamacare the insurance companies would be willing to offer low premium good coverage to patients who's going to need lots of expensive medical care. After all, for profit companies have the public good in mind and not concerned with the bottom line. You'll have a hard time finding examples of the medical industry inflating prices and profiteering off of patients. How does that actually work? *Magic*","And that is the very argument that Paul Ryan makes, minus explanation that that is magical thinking of course." +Trump says he'll do more for women as president than Clinton,"But of course, absolutely no details on what that would mean." +"Machine-gun crew every 500 metres, problem solved.",user name checks out +US should hand over Gulen to Turkey: top Trump adviser,More brilliant ideas from the Trump campaign. +Looks like a strange binary star system where they've created a interlocked ring world system around it.... which doesn't make sense gravitationally.,Neither do ringworlds in general though. +Why would he rage in that situation? He's trying to make a ballsy play in mid while the enemy controls it. Most of the times it's going to fail but he got 2 kills and got his team in a 3v3. That's a win.,"I guess because the 3rd guy hasn't realized that Steel was behind him and ith would have been an easy kill, if there wasn't the 4th terrorist behind steal" +"*Anything*, you say?",;) +"I'm almost out of Reddit gold, what should I do? I was guilded because I watched a video of a man bathing in shit and gave a graphic summary. Now the cycle is complete, and I return to shit for advice.",Can you change the last of it for Reddit Silver? +How would him dropping out be bad for Clinton?,Someone else could conceivably win +"Honestly, I really believe most of us Michigan fans have been pretty reasonable in our expectations - and most of us are pleasantly surprised by how the program has progressed. I don't know a single Michigan fan that was predicting a championship within the first couple years. I don't know where he gets that.",I *hoped* we would be *talking* about Michigan in the national championship conversation by year 3. +Dez Bryant has more TD passes than Tony Romo this year :(,Tied with poe tho so that's good. +don't knoe who he is? Yikes.,Don't be a douche. +There is quite a bit of awful stuff in here.,Especially the part about Courtney Love leading a successful life... +Donald Trump's foreign ties may conflict with U.S. national security interests,59% upvoted lol T_D is out in force +Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets Official Teaser Trailer,Is this movie like the 5th element? +Bruce Wayne was 8 years old when his family was killed.,Literally unreadable (but seriously you'd think the editor would have caught that) +"Video: Donald Trump effigy hung on a noose, paraded in the streets of New York last night at the anti-Trump protests",#YEAH BUT LEFTIST LOONS CAN'T BE RACIST +Woox's Hardcore Ironman luck.,If he is going to freak out he is wasting xp so thats why he probally stayed calm +"Gamers of reddit, what's an obscure game from your childhood you loved that others might not know about?",I never considered it obscure but nobody that I've meet in person (that I've asked) has ever played Xtreme G 3 racing. +Pretty much all name brand sunglasses especially since they are all basically owned by one company.,TIL Ray Ban and Oakley are owned by the same company +Been a while since we had a good old fashioned murderin',Time to dust off my murderin' knife. +*thank.,doot doot +"My friend is staying in a Hotel in Nazca, Peru. Apparently potato chips and onions is an acceptable breakfast there.",Theyre just extra crispy hash browns. +Volkswagen Dealers to Collect $1.85 Million Each as Owners Flock to Buyout Offer,"This article seems to cement the fact that there won't likely ever be new TDIs, and it sounds like VW will be buying back the stop sale cars that dealers have been saddled with for a year." +Yeah apparently the leftists really need to get a dictionary out and look up both protest and riot so they can learn the difference.,Maybe you need to get out your dictionary and check your privilege. +"Vecchietto tampona un'auto, fugge e SEPRUZZA lo spray al peperoncino addosso ad un carabiniere",GTA gli fa una pippa a Biella! +Octodad (Maidump Tool V233.2z10),"Speaking of sea creatures, something is fishy here!" +what if I told you most republicans are not racist..just like most dems are not racist. Did Obama and Dems have the house and Senate in 2008? So what happened during that time period,Then why are republicans electing racists and anti-science nut jobs to represent them? +Probably mostly down to where they live. Liberal areas are less judgy of shit like hair dye. In conservative areas they wear funny hats and colorful dresses.,don't agree +Seeing a lot of this...,Because you're only allowed to be unhappy if you voted... +"I'm getting very tired of this. So very, very tired.",But there's definitely no war on police +Why is it any less Bitcoin than any other hardfork?,"Roger Ver said that the morals of the SegWit creators are not correct, that's why he does not support it Most people around here just echo his sentiment, anything made by the other team is evil, just forget about the fact that Bitcoin is under threat and needs huge unified support and focus on minutiae and sectarianism, yeah that is smart" +"I am sorry but I'm going to have to disagree, you just put everyone into that pool and I like myself the way i am. Don't like my beard? Too bad. MY smell? I'm hygenic so thats too bad. Broke? I'm sorry I don't have a better job but I like this one. Ugly? Hey, literally born this way. I'm not going to go pick up hobbies that aren't mine, look how i don't want to, nor go out of my way to become someone I'm not. Because the woman thats into that, wouldn't be into me. I get what your saying though, if their's a problem, fix it. And sometimes its hard to tell whether its a problem or its a personality trait.",As long as you're aware of this and have the dating life you want obviously it works for you. +Hey it's nice to see you again!,Your name is a lie +"Nah. It was damn close. Hillary lost because of a Republican smear campaign for the last several years. She would've won without that, despite her personality issues.",Because she didn't benefit from a democratic smear campaign against her opponent +This lady figured it out! It's all OUR FAULT!,Apparently that's a real thing is a perfect way to wave off criticism for something you said +"What summoner weapon will you be using? I'm going with the spear, so that I can get defense buffs. I don't have a 5* mitigator, so getting mitigation would be a blessing.","A sword, a bow, and my axe" +Presidential Election Results: Donald J. Trump Wins,"This is not uplifting news, and this is not the place for political posts." +You mean because he's a blatant racist and sexist...oh ya and molester?,"If you're referring to him and his friend Jeffrey Epstein, the convicted pedophile, you must be a conspiratard!" +You're saying Trump was the candidate the GOP wanted? I only ask because Trump was not the candidate the GOP wanted...,"Given how he rolled over to them and supported their platform, I would say the republicans are ultimately happy." +Morals? So the horrible working conditions in FoxConn Valley and alphabet agency backdoors in software are a result of morals?,You need to remove your tinfoil hat +What's the best name for new Mass Pot Shops? I think Herb Chambers,The Dabberdashery. +?,"if you are unaware, in the actual games there had been around a 1/8000 (improved in sun/moon to 1/4000) chance of finding a pokemon that is a different color than what the pokemon should be called shiny pokemon as they have a sparkle or shine effect whenever they enter battle, for example a shiny charizard is black and a shiny ninetales is a silver-blue" +Pressure makes diamonds mother fucker.,Not with our media. +I'm pretty sure they were back in Sweetwater for that last bit...,Escalante +"Lol loser says something embarrassing what are you, 12?","No, but you are with that username." +"To be fair, most atheists are pro-government, like extremely in favor of government action. They have a term called atheist plus (atheist+) that essentially means they are politically active. So in a way, the atheists homeless shelter is the government programs. On the other hand the religious people are forced to participate in the government programs just the same.",So they like the clean option of just paying. +I remember in the 90s when Xx was some shit for straight edge teens on punk band's message boards. Do the 420 blaze it youth even know how cool it is that I know this is ironic?,You know who the best CoD players are by those Xx prefixes and suffixes on their usernames +HMB while I jump in the pool,Majestic as fuck. +I wouldn't call Pret' Fast Food...,I wouldn't call them a giant either +"I am American and just moved back here after 3 years in Russia. Americans actually think that these George Soros funded losers were a popular punk rock band that also dabbled in political statements. Truth is, there is no evidence of a single song prior to their arrests. Only thing i saw were lame videos of some of their members doing fucked up things like masturbating with a raw chicken in a grocery store","These is the moderate opposition our government loves to promote abroad... Be they obscure sexual deviant artists in Russia or head chopping Islamic radicals in Syria, our government will go out of their way to prop up the most fringe elements of foreign opposition in order to spread its influence abroad." +They do? Merfolk is really the only deck in Modern that effectively utilizes either.,I think that eldrazi plays cavern +',O +i would if i could,"No enough freedom detected in your answer, turn in your flight suit cadet." +Mauro Ranallo on rumors that his time at WWE may be coming to an end: OMG! Quit reporting this BS!,Lord Justin LaBar is a carny muppet. +"Understandable. I agree, that would make sense. Although to be fair, the weekend parking thing is really only an issue, what, 5 Saturdays out of the year?",5 of the 13 or so Saturdays during the Fall semester. +Oh shit you're right. That's even worse for Means. Oliveira doesn't have to suck down to 155. He'll be fresh.,... What? +Just because YOU don't like the lineup doesn't mean people don't. It may comes a surprise to your stupid entitled ass but no one gives a fuck about your opinion.,I haven't even heard OP's mixtape but I bet it sucks. +Mark Wahlberg: Celebrities should not talk about politics,"Nope, but people should realize that just because someone is good at pretending that they are someone else doesn't mean their political opinion is any more educated than your local Alex Jones enthusiast." +Ohhh ok. I'm from the US so that would explain why I never heard of it. It looks fun though! I love water parks!,"It isn't a water park, it's a coaster park!" +"No, people that try to talk politics and use killary or Shilary are the problem. Trump is horrible. Clinton is horrible. Gary is horrible. Stein can't seem to pick up steam (though that's partially the media narrative) so if you're going to talk politics, and sway one away from Clinton, you'll have to use adult discussion.","Amerikan politics: where the politicians are allowed to use juvenile rhetorical tricks to make points, but the serfs are not" +"Haha, I love it. Was expecting a rape dungeon.","I was expecting either a lot of hardcore porn or a pretty pink, glittery room with lots of princessy stuff." +It's pretty much the only part of reddit I bother with for more than five-ten minutes these days.,It's the only part of reddit I bother with at all these days. +LIFE DOESN'T GIVE YOU SEATBELTS -Batman,I'm not wearing hockey pads +"A possible reason why the custom night wouldn't work... Don't downvote please, just hear me out! The reason why there won't be a custom night isn't because fnaf 3 & 4 didn't have one, its because each night we're in a different room, dealing with a different animatronic. I hope this isn't the case, but it does make sense...",But then you could have room/location choices in the custom night menu +"I don't know if you're joking or not, but the vast majority of people I know are pro-trump and believed he would lose the election. They were incredibly mature, and saw the whole process as a positive for exposing how untrustworthy the media is.",Sorry guys forgot the +I guess Miyazaki had the same misunderstanding as I did as a kid and later translated that into the game. I'm now in a rabbit hole trying to understand why the J-man would tell people that wine was his blood.,"He meant it metaphorically in reference to his coming martyrdom is the main reason, remember Jesus talked/taught a lot in parables and metaphors." +Cricketer hits a six and dents the commentator's car. (X-post r/Cricket),Obviously photoshopped +A new poll shows an astonishing 52% of Republicans incorrectly think Trump won the popular vote,An Astonishing 99% of Democrats incorrectly believe the United States elects through popular vote not electoral college. +"Misc roster swaps and practice aside, does anyone actually think UOL is a bigger name on the IEM card than TSM?","it doesnt matter if they are a big name or not, TSM couldnt even beat UOL... i prefer a tournament with good level of play, instead of big names that doesnt even get out of group stage." +When INTPs write long posts,Am I the only one that will type out a long detailed response and then realize what I'm about to post is going to be public and just scrap the whole thing? +Hillary said she'd put a lot of Coal workers out of a job. Pennsylvannia is a huge Coal state. How is she aligned with the people there?,"You're right, politicians should tell people what they want to hear instead of the truth." +Day 6570 will be in gonewild,"For fuck's sake, reddit..." +Do people still find the Harvick to the 5 think funny anymore. It seems to me like it's been dead for a while now.,Just like Harvick's chances of staying in the 4. +"So let's DEAL with the issue, not shove it somewhere else. Closing the NLEC isn't going to stop these overdoses.","Yeah it will, people will freeze to death instead, and freezing to death is far better than ODing." +"I'm so happy for LDLC, they looks really strong with their new lineup and i hope we will be able to see them in bigger tournaments in the future.",flair co +Grocery store flex,are you that kid who posted like a month or two ago asking what to do with like 50+ bags? +Full blown SJW,I don't know if there is anyone more privelaged than a suburban white girl in America. +"why do Patriot fans love saying that wouldnt happen in Foxboro this wouldnt happen in foxboro broncos wouldnt have went to the super bowl if they played in foxboro do you not realize we could say the same shit? Patriots dont do shit in denver so the argument is so fucking stupid. it goes both ways if youre gonna play that card, so whats the point",I think the pass rush gets a little delayed on the road but I think Von in 2013 got a big sack fumble on him at Foxborough. +"Nah, I like to only use legends.",but musa is a legend +This guy sounds more insane every time noises come out his mouth,Trump right? +Not for Valve apparently....,because something doesnt exist that means it isnt possible for it to exist +"One of my cats likes to be up on my pillow during sex, and he will generally get right in my face and attempt to make eye contact. If I don't look at him he will tap me on the face with his paw or try to rub his cold wet little nose on my cheek. It tends to be a bit distracting.",Maybe he's trying to tap in? +The Oilers are Stanley Cup pretenders,"Wow, fucking groundbreaking news" +Muggers attack Williamsburg skater and steal his copy of 'Lolita',Literature is what's driving up crime in the inner cities! +Is it possible Sanders supporters were justified in their anger toward Clinton?,No no obviously they should have suck it in and fall in line. +"Best Family Guy bit - Men, we don't know what we did.","Haha, yeah women are so crazy and irrational!" +Can't beet the first pun,You guys really need to turnip your efforts. +"What Happens If You Pour Molten Gold on an iPhone 7? | It melts the screen and screws the device. Honestly, what'd you expect?",It's not cooperating I fucking wonder why +Sorry bigfatnerd my apologies,"Defiant, even in the face of defeat!" +"Ndad wants me to call him asap, serious business Just got a text: I truly need to talk to you about certain serious matters. There is tooo (3 os..) much to try to do with text...I'm sincerely asking you to tall me as soon as you can Well shit. I want to but I also don't want to. Pretty sure no one is dead-he certainly isn't. Am I feeling the desire to run and fix things and be a good daughter for love? I know I'll be angry with myself if I call-coming up on 2 years or NC!-but I also want to know what he wants. I sure as hell don't want to talk to him or do anything for him. I'm torn. Advice? (for what it's worth, I'm an only child. Previously I've had my fiance talk to him if he wants something-which it's never been anything worth my time before)","If you're NC, why did you never change your number?" +Now is the time to chainsaw down anyone who disagrees with us.,"What wonderful, tolerant people." +"xertion, proph, Blaze, AirRaid, darky and Kasjk1ng would like to have a word with you",I should have added again to my sentence... +Mission complete Agent Barton.,Not that far to return to base. +i bet so many people will choose bo2 as the game they want to play for the rest of their lives.,*Cough* MW2 *Cough* +I guess that's right. Seems like a rather large blind spot in the doctrine.....,"If you would just bow your damn head and say yes, you wouldn't have seen that!" +"Say a sentence that would sound absurd before Mean Streets of Gadgetzan release For example: Jesus, I hope I don't queue into a Priest again",I was winning until he played that Legendary that gave him a 10 mana spell. +CJ is 4/9 which is actually way better than the last two games.,"Damn, that's way better than i expected." +"Noroc cu Dragnea,ca era dat naibii Teleormanul de altfel.",tu ce vorbesti de acolo de sus ba sucevene? +Good thing they didn't wear the same dress...,"Yeah, because that would have been the worst thing ever..." +"It's for people who; - dislike Modern as a format (inconceivable! erroneous! blasphemous!) - feel bad when the cards they started playing with stop being legal in one format and are just subpar in all other formats So, I've seen a lot of people talking about Frontier across this subreddit and being really negative about it. The commentary seems to almost exclusively be 'why would I care about this new format when I'm already heavily invested into Modern?' I started playing MTG about two months before Origins came out. I bought M15 boosters to start with, learned the game through various measures and, after drafting Origins, started playing Standard decks. Around this time I had a few encounters with friends of friends who had been playing for years. They'd break out their old cards and go, 'look! Look at these old cards with their powerful abilities that you can't get it standard!' and expect me to be impressed. I never was, and I still aren't. I can't build up an enthusiasm for old cards that I have never experienced first hand. I don't have fond memories of a better time with Ensnaring Bridges and Blood Moons. In fact to me these kinds of mechanics just seem bullshit. It's not the kind of Magic that got me hooked and it isn't what keep me playing. On top of that: I find it really hard to learn the available pool of cards when it comes to Modern. With everything that's come out since I started playing I have a pretty solid knowledge on what's available, because I learn through doing, so my experience of cracking packs/pre-release sealed/drafting and deck brewing each new set organically enshrined the card pool in my head. So Frontier is my fuckinf jam. It's every card I have ever played with and I don't have to learn the entire back history of MTG to participate. I also have all the cards I will need from all the Standard decks and drafting I've done. TL;DR I'm the target audience for Frontier because I am newer to MTG and just really don't like Modern.",People who don't like counterspells too +"Someone on this Reddit mentioned that the other day. I took a look but l couldn't figure out how to make it work :( I would love to figure it out though. Even when the label printer is working it tends to get jammed a lot (ours does, anyway).","It's a setting locked behind an administrator password so unless you have that password, you're going to have to call IT to have them switch it." +Don King drops N-word in introducing Donald Trump in Ohio,The MSM being played again! +Can we call him world-class now?,No he's too inconsistent! +Thank you for taking the time to help with that. I did a proof read of it for him as well (I'm in his game) and it looks like I missed a few things. The input is certainly appreciated. That's why I mentioned putting it up on here. Your advice and what you saw are things that we didn't really see since we are personally invested in the system. Thank you again.,"If his suggestions get added to the document, I'll introduce it to my group for further playtesting!" +"Awesome idea, I'll it past the person who actually owns the rug before I cut into it though :)",I wouldn't do that...a lot of electrical fires are caused by running power cables under rugs. +Who were you trying to hit?,"The wall in front of him, duuhh" +Da.... shit. I mean yeah buddy,Ctrl F that American flag :( +ya,ya +"Idk about the online but I find the hardware on the new 3DS to be noticeably better than the normal ones. I broke my old 3DS stick a year ago and bought a 'new' one, games boot a lot faster in comparison and if I had any fps drop before I have no problem with the new one Far from being a great hardware, but it's still an improvement from the standard 3DS",For Smash on the Normal 3DS it would take so long to load because it would restart the system to free up RAM from other background softwares to make sure the game ran at a solid 60fps +"Witcher 3 on PC is like playing it all over again I'm a HUGE Witcher dork, I've read the books, I've played all the games, I own the sound track, I beat it on the PS4, but recently picked it up on the PC.. HOLY SHIT! The graphics, the frame rates, Yennifer's ass looks even better!","Yep, it would be like playing it all over again since you've played it before." +"No. I refuse to lose that word to assholes who want to control everyone and bend them to their stupid whims. They're the antithesis of liberal and I am tired of them pretending, and us capitulating. It's bullshit. In modern parlance, Conservatives are the actual liberal as in free, party. Radical Islamists, Radfems, SJWs, and other regressive idiots, don't get to call themselves liberal anymore. Fuck that.",I like the term 'regressives'. +Official Game Thread: Cleveland Browns (0-9) at Baltimore Ravens (4-4) ...,Why anyone other than the two cities involved are watching this is beyond me. +Is it really the people who didn't vote out there protesting? I would think if they couldn't be bothered to get up and vote the probably wouldn't bother getting up to protest in the streets either.,They're probably felons or illegals who don't have a right to vote... +"YUP! I have this too, Its way easier on the eye on PS pro. And the text in the pod is SO SHARP. No jaggies for me, Can read it all.","Yep, text MARKEDLY better." +I still think blindly allocating a fixed percentage of the city's budget to *anything* is a terrible idea....,But it's for the kids! +Did Baynes just take a mid-range shot?,He takes them pretty regularly and can make them. +"Favorite players to watch, any era. Who are your favorite players to watch? Highlights accepted. For me in no order: Jason Williams, Barron Davis, John Stockston, Steve Nash, Allan Houston. Love all of their games. What about you?","Tim Hardaway, or better yet, Run TMC as a whole was very fun to watch." +First time I used him he capped HP speed and Strength,For me he capped Str and Def. +"When you want an RG Sinanju, but you're broke as hell","Oh dear, this is some good shit, I will have my company look into getting this into production" +Big fat Ethel 2 grosses me out. It's also the psycho from Texas episode so I rarely rewatch it.,That one's worth it for the Rich Evans News Updates though. +"Dude, Crossroads of destiny when they are trapped in the crystal place! They were flirting up a storm and katara almost used her special healing water from the North Pole to heal Zuko's scar.",What about other than that? +he's been eaten by now...,Mmmmmm.... my first bbq +I'm always shocked when *anything* interesting happens on South Campus. All the fun usually happens on Bruin Walk or further north.,I'm always astounded when the liberal arts majors start complaining. +well i'm serious about dating. i met someone online and I don't know if i like him enough yet but within few dates i expect to keep dating him(be in a relationship with him) or stop dating him. im not comfortable bringing the virgin thing yet though. i dont want the person to think he can change my mind,Then you need to tell him ASAP. +I was interested in how the lady managed to jump out of the way but let the kids get hit....,"She didn't really jump out of the way, she stopped walking when she noticed the car, the children step another step or two." +"It gets back to something Royce Young(who's had a pretty up and down summer) said in a True Hoop podcast You know who would sit back and watch First Take every morning? Kevin Durant would. He just really really cares about what people think about him and how he is perceived. Which I dont really care about and which is fine. But generally speaking people like that(Dwight Howard fits this to a tee) we tend to criticize sharply. We also tend to unfairly criticize people with zero rings. By and large KD has been coddled to this point in his career up until his decision this summer when the backlash finally started. The OKC paper literally had to apologize for a mean headline they put up about him 2 years ago. You would always hear about how much coddling there was in the OKC media especially when interacting with guys in the locker room. It's hilarious; he really should be arguing the opposite, you guys have given me a pass on many things you wouldn't to guys I want to be compared to like LeBron. We'll see how much the tide shifts this year in GS where he truly will be the villain and now people will actually start to treat him like they do other superstars and sometimes even more harshly than superstars. Very very interested to see how he responds to that. I definitely think it might catch him off guard. It's one reason why I tend to think there's a real chance this dynasty experiment GS doesn't last as long as some might think(I really dont think this is going to be some core that's together 5 years like many assume).",Royce Young isn't a great source for unbiased news about Durant. +Towns,People really underestimate Towns shooting ITT. +Cancer patient petitions to end hospital parking fees,"Good news, in Saskatoon they're just building another hospital on the parking lot so there won't be any parking to complain about..." +Did the quick ball really need a buff? It was one of the best pokeballs anyway,Don't look a gift Mudsdale in the mouth! +Well done. Am pissed.,Something something username +Whatever helps you sleep at night.,"No, you got it all wrong, I help you sleep at night." +"Nobody came out to vote for Clinton, Trump got less votes than Republican candidates in years they lost, but Clinton got even less. Clinton still had multiple times higher minority vote, the same as any democratic candidate except for the first black president, obviously. Of course, a lot of that can be put down to the targeted efforts to suppress their vote, leading to minorities having to wait and travel magnitudes more for a vote than whites.","Keep blaming whitey, its a winning strategy." +"I still haven't picked it up, but if I see it at below 5 bucks I think I'll grab it, just to get high and absorb the visuals.",From what I've seen we won't have to wait long to see it get to $5 +"I'm not sure I have ever seen a police car go the limit or under, except maybe in an active school zone.",I have but that's because they were being responsible while using their computer or phone. +What fictional character do you wish you could meet?,Augustus Waters Holden Caulfield +It has started,First time ever a rich white man kicked a black man out of public housing. +Absolute verbal abuse underneath a windshield wiper,I am literally shaking right now. +"What was your first main deck? What was your first deck that you loved and used the most? Mine was Elemental Heroes, it was my own version and it sucked hard, always lost. It was the most fun deck I have ever used though, it ended up disappearing :(",A burn deck that was all fire monsters that a friend sold me in junior year of high school for 20 bucks (2012)........I think he ripped me off but I had such good memories of it like having 2 solar flare dragons so my opponent could run over them.....Thank god dark hole was still at 1 lol. +"They tell me she's sprightful, delightful, and sweet; A pleasure to treasure from fingers to feet - The fondest and fairest to savor and see; Divinely and finely refined as can be - They tell me she's lovely, a lady of lust; That many a suitor has boomed for her bust - Bodacious, flirtatious, rapaciously wild; Exciting, inviting an evening beguiled. They call her the siren; the cock-chomping-chick; The princess of penis; the damsel of dick; A fan of the phallus; a ball-hungry-bomb - They call her *seductress*... but I call her mom.",This should be on a hallmark card. +L M F A O at all the haters who doubted us. i play for this game i know what the fuck we ar emade of,You're playing the Bengals my man +Promoting himself before our ten year high school reunion.,Looks like he's making a bad joke... so trashy +* Use your passive when dueling * Learn to ward hop in custom games * Try to flank their adc and kick them into your team,Actually use your passive for everything unless you're trying to burst someone down. +I love FBI Fridays!,"The FBI might not have seen what you did there, but I did." +"If there are multiple genders in the main cast, at some time or another they're gonna hook up.",Jack Donaghy and Liz Lemon +It never gets old Tryna make a change /-:,It does because you guys aren't even quoting the reference properly +And don't forget that the above statement is a bald-faced lie refuted from the horse's mouth multiple times on live TV standing ten feet from now-President-Elect Donald Trump.,"Right, because hillary never lied at those debates... Hahahahahahaha..." +theres a huge difference between 'islamism' and 'islam'...funny drop the 'ism' from his actual quote to fit the narrative,"While I understand what you are getting at, he is still talking about everyone who practices the religion (the 1.7 billion part), not just the radicals." +"can't control that, there are nitwits that believe in the tooth fairy",Some also believe in Slash +Which Sentence do you still remember from your childhood video games?,###**ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US** +18k,nty +Clarkson opens up on trades,Clarkson says conversations were had with Poppy and Breust as well about moves to QLD +"Have other Data error victims got ads back yet? I haven't received ads since the game got back to working again, how about you?",I have not. +best youngster i've ever had,Weird how I'm born in 1998 and definitely not 21 +ah right ur the one with the super list lol okay ill get back to u with mega/ghost. ill keep u updated,Much appreciated <3 +There's pictures of them arriving on a row of identical buses...,Source? +"Caramello Koalas are better than Freddo Frogs. If you don't agree, you can fuck off.",Die. +Hopefully there will be a generous curve on the math,pray for it baby i got like 5-6 wrong even though i get like 1-2 wrong on practices +"Is he from a different culture from yours? Because for some people is a cultural thing, is rude to eat something and not offer the person next to you.",Yeah he's from india. +that one went south pretty quickly,I mean he had 5 seconds to react and STILL aerialed the own-goal... +Kirk Cousins has the most 300 yard passing games in Redskins franchise history.,How many does he have? +Map makers still have nothing they can wear.,Just have the map they made as an unusual effect +What is your 10/10 video game?,Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga +Well that escalated quickly...,There was probably some noob camping in a house that missed the whole thing. +"Not very familiar with Thanksgiving, but have a good one I guess!? :D",I think I've got a crush :) +I know we all joke on here that maybe barry just likes fucking with the timeline..... but I really can't come up with any other logical reason.,"Professor Zoom is the true hero of this, by bringing about an earlier birth of the Flash, giving him more time to learn and eventually combat threats better in the future" +Josh Reddick and Justin Turner at WWE Raw,Is it online somewhere? +Panicked Telangana woman allegedly kills self over stored cash of Rs 54 lakh,This is why media and opposition should be responsible and not create panic. +Phantom-elle!,"Okay, that one made me laugh, thank you." +It shoots through schools.,Gotta protect those Russian minorities in the schools from ukronazi corruption +All music is shitty music if it's unwelcome.,"Well you see, when you turnon the music you love you only allow the good parts of the music to come into your mind so you absorb only good music while your neighbor for example only gets the bad leftovers and thus it sounds bad to him." +I'm surprised you still have a gf after you threw all your $$ at skydiving :D,What is that $$ that I keep hearing about? +UK: Generic man's name is Dave.,"Hi my names Dave, like the TV channel, and I repeat the same old shit over and over" +Fresh pies muthafucka.,"All rise, muthafucka" +The seasoning packets,Not a big fan of the shrimp packets. +"Im just glad r6 is competition to LoL, CSGO and OW",And it has defeated all of them :P We just need to defeat something like street fighter in order to get recognition +End of league vaaling gone right!,I am 100% sure you left your essence tab open purely to rustle my jimmies. +me_irl,haha nice meme :) +"Depends on the issues, in my book.","Since we're enacting policies from the 1700s, I don't think blacks and women should have voting rights either." +"Which is harder to complete? gWAMM or 50/50 HOM I have been wondering this for awhile now. I would first like to mention that I am very close to completing both of them and that I plan on completing both, so I have no bias. Just by looking at the requirements, though, it seems like GWAMM is easier to complete. There are 5 monuments in HOM and 4 of them (minis, hero armor, prestige armor, and weapons) do not count towards GWAMM at all. Let's talk about the HOM monument that requires 40 titles. For that monument, I understand that there are some titles that do not need to be maxed (the reputation ones) and there are some easy statues (completing FOW, deep, SF, etc.) that count toward the 40. That being said, I don't see a way to get 40 titles for HOM without already completing most of GWAMM. If you completed 40 titles for HOM, you only need to grind a little more to max out all the reputation titles and get the 3 consumable titles to get GWAMM. What am I missing here? For what it's worth, I only see people using GWAMM in gw2 and never Champion of the Gods. Is that only because GWAMM sounds better (I think we can all agree on that) or because they don't have CotG? Please explain it to me.","Speaking from my experience, I will achieve GWAMM just before I get 50/50, but that's mainly because I've neglected a few elite missions." +"AT&T to buy HBO, CNN, and the rest of Time Warner for more than $80 billion",Got the ill communication like Ma Bell? +"Hyperdimension Neptunia. It's already got tons of waifus, ez.",Yes please +Sir Tim Berners-Lee slams the Snoopers' Charter as a 'security nightmare',What can a lay person do to circumvent this? +"Only problem with that is pretty much every car manufacturer is invested in electric vehicles such as Ford, GM, Toyota, Nissan. BMW etc.","Remember, kids, only America makes and manufactures cars!" +Beer and Food possibly banned in 2022 FIFA World Cup,I heard they are planning to ban football balls & football shoes too ! +If vr baseball came out what pitcher would you like to face first? I would pick bumgarner,"Ubaldo Jimenez, I want to hit dongs." +"I'm not sure, I'd love to see the replay, but as I remember it he had escaped everyone and re-gained his balance, then accelerated himself straight into the turf.",controlled flight into terrain +You should show up at the apartment and move back in without his permission. Talk to the landlord and get a new key from him because your name is on the lease. It is your lease so take it over.,"While it's great revenge against the roommate, this would likely work against him in getting all the credit hits and civil actions off his record." +"I do think she is good, I dont know if she is better or worse, but I for sure think she is good. I just find it funny how quickly the subreddit changed its mind, I dont even know if the guy I replied to thought that before the Bjergsen video, but as a whole it is still hilarious.","The differing opinions were downvoted until a pro said them, leading them to be less viewed than the other opinions" +"Well, then it is time for a poll to see what people in foxholes really think. You know the enemy is going to attack in 5 minutes. You have the option to keep only one of the following items: Your gun or a bible (or other religious scripture of your choice). Bert",I'm stealing this +There's been a few times discussing kinks and I tell my GF about things I want to do with or to her. That sounds painful/terrible doesn't look like fun at all *blushing embarrassed look* let's do it.,"Yeah, I don't think so honey.... *A while later in the heat of the moment* Do that thing that I said I don't think so too..." +You don't have to be lonely,City folk just don't get it. +*What is the most awful thing you've ever done in your life?*,I believe the 5th Amendment protects me of this answer and I will not answer it without my lawyer present. +Alternative is basically vaccinating people against their will which is obviously problematic. Treating people against their will is ethically dubious.,Not vaccinating a child because of a religious belief is ethically dubious +"HE HAS A DICK, OP!",No. +The Two Legends,Who is that Michael Schumacher bloke? +I think it's all an act. He's too ridiculous to be real. I swear he's working to ensure Hilary makes it to the presidency,My favorite new theory is that he has a huge public humiliation fetish and his Dom makes him say ridiculous shit. +"Yes, you are missing a good squad leader.","This, this made me lol" +A no to what?,...did you read the post? +"If you don't support civil protests then you are un-American, end of discussion.","I support their right to protest, but that doesn't mean I have to support what they are protesting." +"I'm surprised they are so big and firm, seeing how she's a Patriots fan.",Her husband is probably the pats fan and she just likes winners +Noam Chomsky on Trump & Climate Change: The Republican Party is determined to drive us off the precipice as fast as they can,"If God doesn't bring on the Apocalypse, why not help things along?" +"Someone else said that in the YT comments and Sean himself replied saying they were wrong and that Kevin was supercool with him. He said that it was just Kevin reacting to the hot wings and that Kevin himself actually flew Sean and his entire crew to Hawaii to film the segment (he's in Hawaii shooting the Jumanji remake now). So yeah, I'd go ahead and believe the dude doing the actual interviewing vs hearsay.",Of course he's going to say he was great he's not an idiot. +I didn't know Kristen Stewart could show such emotion.,I haven't seen a performance from her that good since Ghost Busters. +"Don't forget Guardians, you paid for RoI so play it however you want You want to grind and be max light on day 1? Go for it. You want to take it slow and savor each story mission? Make it happen. Or maybe you want to buy the game and never play it at all - who the hell cares? Too many posts on here are either telling everyone how they should grind on day 1 or mocking people who do it. Do whatever the hell you want - it's your game and nobody else should define your enjoyment for you.",Frank Sinatra would be proud. +Just like the US Designer,Yeah who designed that shitty electoral college system? +FNAF Pop Wave 2 Confirmed!,Yes! +Oregon State Parks waiving fees for Black Friday,Thank you REI. +"FullMetal Alchemist: Brotherhood. More specifically, season 4.",tfw your on season 3 and you get more hyped +"What is a buff, regardless of how balanced it is, you thought of right now Mine is that Nu Wa could freeze her fog, at whatever location it currently is, for the remainder of its lifetime by pushing the button again",Hades gets his damage on his 3 back. +OkCupid niceguy,"The overlap between racists, nice guys and Trump supporters is amazing." +Yea no news publications ever made any false claims about Obama,...And Obama could (and should) file libel against them. +Mary Elizabeth Winstead,why is she holding a brick? +Essentially if you clicked submit more than once it cancelled your transaction. Unfortunate but lesson learned.,I think the steps in the golem guide was mentioning to click only one time the buttons.. +What's up with the green piece of cloth on top of the Polish flag?,It looks more like a misprinted Mexican flag +"Some cosmetics, taunts, and strange weapons",TF2! +"the TLDR, btw, is almost as long as the original post... that is not a TLDR :/",TLDR; is not a TLDR. +What is everyone's favorite class and why? Title,"Demo, Explosives are fun and Nukes even more so." +I do work in a brewery...,Why does your name make me feel like you brew beer in a library +Op Reddit kom je wel vaak dingen tegen over 'carbon monoxide poisoning' en daarvoor bestemde 'monoxide detectors'. Waarom hoor ik hier in Nederland zelden iets over? Zijn we hier te weinig mee bezig of is dit probleem hier gewoon totaal niet veelvoorkomend?,"Ligt aan jou, want je ziet koolmonoxide-vergiftiging helaas toch wel een paar keer per jaar voorbij komen in het nieuws." +"This is the kind of thing that makes everyone on the internet go Oh cool. But if you were driving by you'd go What a loser. Except I wouldn't do that cause I'm not a dick like you, *internet*.","I think it's cute at least, wouldn't call him a loser in person for it." +"I started playing the new Call of Duty, haven't had a 13 year old tell me he will fuck my mom, yet. So I've got that going for me, which is nice.",Best accomplishment so far in thread...good luck +here ill do it for for you,Thanks! +"It's odd. In holland we have this politician, geert wilders, who is on trial for encouraging hate because of his anti-muslim, anti-morrocon quotes. How has an american businessman who said maybe even more extreme anti-mexican, anti-minority things been elected president?","That could never ever happen in the Netherlands, Wilders has no chance to become Dutch President" +"It would, want to stick w/ wood though",Might be tough to weld though..? +"Good morning! I've made it to week 6! I feel so excited, but still nervous with lack of symptoms. We went to see La La Land last night. You guys. It was SO good. I want to see it again and buy the soundtrack. Even DH loved it,and he whined the whole way there. I hope everyone had more exciting NYE plans than we do. We're going to our favorite steakhouse for dinner, with our forever single bachelor friend, and knowing me, I'll get tired before midnight and want to come home.",Yay so happy for you! +Yes it is. We ran away from Britain. Running is a perfectly reasonable solution when your life is being threatened.,Just say Advancing to the rear instead of Running sounds better. +"Need some advice on Spider-Man comics So I have a friend who is a really hardcore Spidey fan and his birthday is coming soon, so I wanted to get him a comic and would like to know which one to get him as I dont have much idea on the topic. Like one of the best or more famous there are.",Original amazing fantasy lol +None of his teammates even try to stand up to the guy that pushed him,It's Canada. +Remember you control your breathing too :),And that you can feel your clothes! +"and I think they removed the catwalk due to the new movement system. It would have been even more chaotic than it already is. My bet is that the cat walk is still there, but after alpha testing, they covered it and made it inaccessible due to it leading to chaotic and unpredictable gunfights.",Because gunfights aren't already chaotic and unpredictable. +IMDb sues California to overturn law forcing them to remove actors' ages .,Not like that information isn't anywhere else on the internet or anything right? +"I've made other ones, but I'm my biggest critic so I wont post the ones I don't think actually look that great. I guess i just get lucky at times xD",You didn't answer my question though :( +you never restart so that when you eventually have to they all update at the same time? strange logic.,"had my computer off for a few days decided to play some games, launched game clients nothing was updated because pc was off" +Joey,A baby kangaroo? +"Pordenone, in municipio col niqab: condannata a multa di 30mila euro.","Sono il solo a trovare due bell'e chiappe rotonde, e nascoste dal niqab eccitanti ?" +Rupaul goes IN on twitter,omg yass queen go off mama Ru tell these children exactly what they want to hear +"It's worth pointing out that the Lutheran doctrine of priesthood of all believers does not mean all laypeople are equally a minister of God as much as the teaching pastor at my church. The Office of the Holy Ministry is still a unique and divinely appointed office, and there are certain things that are properly reserved for ordained clergy, such as preaching and administering the sacraments. In the Lutheran context, priesthood is referring to the ability for all Christians to come before God with no mediator apart from Christ, without going through any human priest; there is no spiritual hierarchy, as if clergy or monastics were inherently better or more holy than laypeople, but the Office of the Ministry is still a unique vocation with particular responsibilities within the Church.",Not Lutheran but this is what I believe. +That Kodiak yaw adjustment is pretty substantial. From 80^o to 60^o is a big drop.,"here, you dropped this..." +"Hey, recommend me some Donnie Yen movies because I like the other 2 but don't really know who he is, i feel like I'm missing out on something",Fist of legend: return of Chen zen +"I have tried *everything*. In out, hard soft, every variation of my mouth I have thought of I have tried and it still sounds wrong.",Have you tried turning it off and on again? +"I doubt it's Nagbe. Portland has some must-win games coming up, and my bet is that he'll want to focus on club. We'll likely see him for November Qualifiers...",And why would JK care about the playoffs? +Fake news,thats funny. +"Aw, geez. Seems I was misunderstood. I meant to imply that now that Trump is in power he's also deleting shit.","I apologize, I was probably distracted sometimes we need" +"Right, so skinny and tough as hell.","It's mostly that you can get them cheap, as terrible as this sounds." +"What? If your body cares about periods less than 24 hours, your body definitely cares about periods more than 24 hours.","Thats what the guy's saying, its always working, there's no x-hour cycle." +Which side has most guns?,"Probably the same side that love their 2nd amendment, has majority of the military support, majority of the law enforcement support, majority of the Senate & House." +"That was a sarcastic reply, my friend. I was parrotting the tactic of calling anyone who disagrees with you a racist sexist islamophobe.",you forgot the +Unburn a bootable USB Made a bootable USB. Now it has 4 mbs of space. How do undo so I can reburn new distro? Searching for the answer on the internet did not help. Formatting does not work either.,Man dd +"Alternatively, brush normally for about 20 seconds and only turn on the toothbrush once the paste is thinly spread.","I just mash it down with my tongue, even if it's not an electric toothbrush." +Tarik was lagged into fire and died,1g +Do you not remember Deoxys? That's an alien. From 4 generations ago.,I meant a legitimate group/breed specific for this game but okay. +Men throwing rocks with the other hand.,I thought I was the only one... +Why not include their addresses while they're at it?,"Age to addresses, very logical leap in topic." +Zayn's theme sounds like it was written by someone whose only exposure to ska was the Tom Bergeron-era AFV intro theme.,It sounds like a serial numbers filed off version of 'Superman' by Goldfinger +What excuse are we giving joe today. Same shit different week.,Fuck off +Hate all you want. Last game of tier 8 before M53/55 upgrade.,*Slow clap*. +"nah, i can farm even faster than rangers now so silver is a joke","What class are you playing, can't see your flair on mobile :C" +1120 keys A couple of lower tier knives.,m9 vanilla? +"Here's how I fixed it, -startup a hot spot on your phone -connect to it on ps4 -use the hotspot to get you into the multiplayer part to pass the connecting to server/fetching online data screen -once in, go to set up Internet connection and test an ethernet/LAN cable connection -go back to COD, it will say something about network being changed, push x to close message, push x to go into multiplayer -BAM no connecting to cod server screen and you can look for matches","Dude you're my hero, sucks that I'll have to do this every time though." +My gt is zee g3rmans add me,"Were you playing bounty hunt about half hour ago (9pm ish GMT), someone with a similar user name consistently evaded my Titan." +ARTWORK: Ancient,Very nice artwork man. +Wii H8 U,Followed up with the Wii H8 U 2 +"It just moves the risk to your shoulder, and yes shoulder injuries from overuse (like the wrist for gaming/computing) are excruciating and just as prone to happen if you are placing your mouse's stability on that joint.",what if you move your shoulder too? +ya that's what rich ass child stars get to do. Sometimes it turns into Corey feldman,those suite life kids are complete trainwrecks +My present from my best friend.,"non secular binaries dont ponder the extensive thesis of a final ending place within the finite imagnation of ones self perception of afterlife, source : am ex-theist, ex-judaist" +"Yeah my old posts are spam deluxe. I was mainly concerned about a few self posts that I got quite a few upvotes for, but I see they were more than 5 months ago. Thanks for the assistance.",Glad to help! +"I'm not, but I think that's an overly broad reading of what C-16 is doing. The total changes to the CHRC were *four* words added: gender identity and expression.","So, shall we take wagers on iToronto's continued concern on the issue of overly vague accommodations law once C-16 passes?" +"well afaik, theres no gold bars in game. unless you can provide proof of your level with the money, odds are nobodies gonna believe since money bags has been fixed. also, you said you two were in your car? how did he drop stuff for you to pick up, since you cant pickup things in a car.","I've seen people drop gold bars, it's definitely there (Think of the story heist The Big Score)" +"I'm not buying it. I'm from rural Kansas. If it was only economic issues, then maybe I'd agree with you but you're forgetting about social issues too. When you give rural people undue influence, you are also giving minority groups less power as they're much less likely to be present in those communities. I know people that are horrified about the transgender individuals in restrooms thing. It's likely because they've never even met someone that's transgender.",Rural people are white uneducated bigots who should just take what the urban voters tell them to take. +Trump wanted to repeal all of it and Clinton wanted to fix the problematic parts. Trump now is adopting Clinton's approach.,"no candidate has ever made grand promises to get votes, then later not fulfilled those promises." +That's him right after leaving his bunker.,Underrated comment. +I voted for a candidate that would have beaten Trump.,"LGBT People, immigrants, Muslim Americans, people of color and women all thank you for your bravery." +Exactly. Idiots just think they can do whatever they want and it'll have such a big impact on people,"You mean, you don't think that people from the heartland who were never going to see Hamilton anyway won't have a huge impact on ticket sales?" +"how to tell someone that if they don't squat, they aren't worth squat",Offer to paralyze them so that they have the only real excuse not to squat. +Hank experimented on Donald after Janet went in and it failed,With a little help from Jose Carioca. +"NY Times's left wing Paul Krugman on election night, As Trump Wins: Markets Will 'Never' Recover",But... But... I thought the economy was already greater than it has ever been? +It's just a very noticeable hole he leaves when he's gone. Not to knock our other guys as they have been playing pretty well in his stead but there's no replacing a guy like him.,He is the best player on our defense. +Stoked it is.,Good man. +"People keep repeating the same half-truths about Trump helping a Jewish boy or appointing a woman among others. Apparently, you can never be sexist or racist if you once did *not* discriminate against someone.","Hitler wasn't anti Semitic, he stopped his doctor from being killed, gave him a painting and gave him the title of the noble Jew." +Nonsense. Protest is a form of speech and freedom of assembly. How is that anti-democratic?,Because God-Emperor Trump say's so +"How to assign one mastery point at a time while in champ select? When i left click a mastery it automatically assigns all 5 points. I tried to google it but cant find anything, is it bug or is there a way to do it?",Right click to remove single points +That was a masterful takedown. CD's production value continues to impress.,Taking ass-blasting to a new level +"To the men who randomly stopped texting a girl after you used to talk to her all day, everyday - why'd you stop?",ITT: good reasons +"IT'S ME, AUSTIN! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!","*City of Austin, TX shrugs*" +How is that not collusion?,Melvin Gordon's TD's aren't sustainable! +Anyone have the clip?,IT'S CALLED A MAGAZINE BRO DO U EVEN GUN +Its ptr isn't an excuse,the actual excuse is is jus ptr +Majority Party: House Republicans Win National 'Popular Vote' By Three Million,"Hey, look at those Trump voters draining the swamp." +These Kids Are Suing the Federal Government to Demand Climate Action. They Just Won an Important Victory.,"Yeah, I'm sure it's the kids and not overzealous adults using kids." +"Browsing Reddit is essentially like going out to a bar, eavesdropping on everyones conversations and choosing which one you want to interrupt.","If people interrupted conversations IRL like they did on Reddit, there would be police and a lot of blood involved." +Used a 4th rounder on this dude. Fuck.,lol +That bald guy definitely loves the cock,He doesn't look like a farmer to me. +Noting how generally men are more polite in the small ways that make them a 'nice guy' (holding the door) but less polite in the real ways (respect).,It's because women aren't people who want the same things they do. +Di Guiseppe back to Charlotte,"Well, that means J dawg or lindy will be back I guess" +"So i bought custom cables for my RM750x from a retailer in my country (CableMod cables). Realized that I bought cables for the standard RM PSU when they arrived. Talked to cablemod about my mistake and got the right 24-pin cable a week after. Right now I'm using the cables for the RM and the 24-pin for a RMx. Does this affect me in the same way, even tho it is the same manufacturer? Just a little paranoid after watching the vid.",If it hasn't killed it yet you are probably fine. +"Wireless mice for gaming, is it still that bad?",G700 and G900 are great. +"As a black man, I am tired of being labeled as a katana-wielding cyberninja because of the color of my skin.",Damn cyber-ninjas killed my father. +This would be a great Civics and Debate topic for high school- mind if I credit you in a new post to discuss?,Sure go ahead +IPhone7 vs Pixel,Oh well finally we knows what phone is best just like that verge-guy +The core of MGTOW is Internal Validation. This puts MGTOW at direct odds with marriage and most romantic relationships with women. As women use female validation to control men and get access to their resources. Female relationships can be compared with alcohol. Some men can drink a lot without impairment some can only drink a bit. Some abstain for a variety of reasons. Only the individual man can determine his limits. If he exceeds those limits then he will have to deal with the consequences. Celibacy is not required for MGTOW. It is however the least dangerous path. Decide for yourself.,Internal Validation .. Well said sir. +Game designer of Dishonored 2 recommends 'very low' settings for 60 fps in 1080p with a GTX 1070,It's a wonder why they needed reviewers to get the same experience as the gamers... +"The Shyvana new passive sounds pretty underwhelming. Not only that she won't have a passive until the first successful dragon take, but she won't have a passive at ALL if she or her team fails to take any dragons. Then, she needs to get at least 3 or more dragons in order to break-even with the +40 armor and mr that she gets in teamfights. I feel like this new passive should be an addition to her old passive, or at least keep half of the old passive's stats.","I think like her current passive, the bonuses should double while in dragon form." +"It's as much mental illness as being gay is, yeah.",That doesn't say much. +Seriously. What the fuck is his problem with Powell? His minutes make no sense? What does he have to do to get minutes? Dude was awesome against Westbrook.,"yah, kept him below 40." +Not according to some of my exes.,"*leans in* You're an asshole, Harry." +"Did some training in the navy where we spent a lot of time in the cold pacific ocean. The question always seemed to come up if it was a good idea to take cold showers before starting training to get used to it. The answer from those with experience was a resounding no. It will not build mental resilience, it will only make you cold and miserable in the mornings when you don't have to be. This seems a bit like that. What's the point of this? Simply torturing yourself with no reward or feedback seems like a poor method of building resilience.",There are physical benefits though. +"South Korean President Park Geun-hye has called on North Koreans to abandon their country and defect, just a day after a soldier walked across the heavily fortified border into the South",Does this mean THAAD is up and running? +Thank god I'm going to be out of the country. What a depressing day Jan 20 will be.,Capitalism loves chaos right? +"The new SuperTigerHawk StealthPhibious vehicle at $10 billion each which fire $800,000 gps guided rounds that can travel 60 miles (a real thing look it up). Yup that's a national priority. Public education? What are you entitled?",Yeah if you want that maybe you should join the army +And took a trumpet up the ass.,Rachel Maddow is sick sick sick! +WolframAlpha certainly know their userbase,"Anyone looking to do this by hand, straightforward way is 1 Weierstrass substitution (split interval of the integral around discontinuity) 2 complete the square for quadratic in denominator 3 tangent trig substitution" +I'm glad you enjoy getting me to reply to you. This one is on the house seeya around :),Nathan i just wanna say i love the way you handle salty scrubs and your stream+what you bring to the SC community is icing on the cake. +"20 veterans commit suicide per day, Subreddit: data is beautiful Sort of a morbid outlook on what is and isn't beautiful eh?",I was just thinking that +Be respectful,"Guliani in charge of the FBI, what's not to love?" +"Prison is designed for men. Um.. no, its designed for criminals.",Remember men are evil and women are perfect angels. +That's exactly why I said I don't want to make assumption,"No you're fine, they didn't know he was black when they voted" +Maybe he's confusing halo with tf2? I dunno lol,Titanfall 2 is nothing like Halo +"I like the design for cyyz, but it's such a resource-heavy map.","yeah it's a large airport, I still get acceptable fps mostly" +What are you doing to vent the toxic fumes?,They're using their lungs +"Oh come on it was voter suppression on an unbelievable massive scale. And this General election please notice any state with a close count is delayed for the necessary fix. just like in the Primaries. If it is close there is a halt in reporting until the numbers are corrected,","You said the word corrected, any last word before your imminent ban?" +"Germany Considers Fining Facebook $522,000 Per Fake News Item",Don't post any CNN stuff if you live in Germany +What part of that sounds remotely jealous?,"Your opinion, obviously." +How do you manage all your passwords?,Keep them simple and use the same one as often as possible. +"Which is ironic, since where I live everyone loves the guy because he's a christian.",Religion sometimes has the habit of blinding people and calling it faith. +"The r/NFL Confessions Thread Well the year's drawing to a close so it's time to confess our football sins and to move on. Think of it as a therapeutic exercise. The first time we played NYG in the SB, I bet $50 that the NYG would win... most depressing Xbox 360 pick up, ever.","Not only do I play fantasy, I have more players from the other 3 AFCW teams than I have Chiefs players." +I don't think it's fair to criticize him for saying something nice about Hilary when he was requested to. I actually appreciated a more genuine response compared to Hilary's answer.,"You don't think his kids are alright, so he's probably a pretty good dad is a sincere answer?" +This is probably the coolest thing I'll ever make out of GingerBread...,"Let me guess, the house the Monarch grew up in in Venture Bros?" +"This is why I'm happy Trump won, maybe BS like this will stop","Yes, memes affecting the course of politics on a national level is a sure sign that this can only become less common." +"We are clearly missing a ton of context for this picture. Regardless of what side of the street people were supposed to drive on, can someone explain why there are hundreds of people blocking the street? Because that seems to be the major thing happening in this picture and no amount of confusion about which side to drive on should cause this scene AFAICT",drivers got so confused that they ditched their cars and decided to walk +haha yeah democrats are smart people and republicans are dumb people I sure love being partisan,"When it comes to this subject, at least, yeah that's about right." +"getting a little tired of hearing about how Republican Party is dying on this website all the time MOST of the governors of this country are Republican MOST of those state legislators are Republican dominated The house is Republican majority and will stay that way for... The next 10 to 20 years? I don't know The Senate is currently Republican majority and may or may not stay that way right now. Projections for 2018 show it will likely swing Republican either way And thanks to gerrymandering, and the fact that poor white Americans consistently vote against their own best interests, this is likely to stay this way for the foreseeable future The Republican Party is NOT dying.",The real reason to say it's dying is that it does very poorly among millenials and the baby boomers are rapidly aging. +Portland Police Report Violence / Riot.,This is how you get martial law enacted/declared. +"When I look back I believe reading for Accelerated Reader was the one thing that put me ahead in elementary school and probably made all the rest of education (Middle School, High School, Bachelors and Masters) much easier. In middle school, I stopped caring about grades, but when I started caring later on I was able to jump right back in. Education compounds early. Now I'm a librarian.","Dude AR was the best, when you live in a place 1000 miles off the road system you get a lot of reading time" +F,A +"You're right. Get rid of your car, refuse to buy anything hauled on a truck, throw away all your possessions made of plastic, get rid of any artificial fibers and have the electricity shut off. That will show them!",It helps if you read the article next time :) +"If Dirty Rat makes people mad, imagine if HS had an actual Discard effect Some people want Hearthstone to have a Discard effect, but Dirty Rat has shown how much people hate having their hands messed with. The rage would be massive if HS ever made a Discard card, even if it was on an expensive Legendary with a weak body.","I'm pretty sure they had cards like this early into either internal or alpha testing, which got removed quickly after because it was frustrating to play against." +As sad as anyone who gets swept up in an election?,"Yeah, people who take an interest in their own country and politics are so lame" +"Man this Sub is so ill informed, instead of posting bullshit here daily start reading the IT Act 2005",you bet. +how do I go about changing this? on PS4,Go to your profile and change your avatar +"I do believe Galio or Ziggs might be the champion he mentioned. He has played it in SoloQ during the season a couple times (he actually played 105 champs this season on his main KR account). Perhaps something more old school like Karthus, Lux, Mordekaiser, Kayle, Zerath or Pantheon.",Dat Zerath tho. +XD would've never guessed.,I saw it on front page :p +Don't question Yogg.,He is so easily offended. +Pravda = Truth It's why so many Anti-Western conspiracy-tard YouTube videos have Truth News or whatever.. clearly if it says Truth as the actual name of the news agency/channel then it must be true!,The ministry of truth wouldn't lie to you. +I guess it's the idea that a surveillance state is a symptom of late stage capitalism. It's much easier to keep everyone in check if you are the only one to have access to everyone's little secrets.,One thing you're forgetting here is that the State owns and operates these cameras... +For when you play To The Moon.,Or Final Fantasy X HD +Forts in 1.19 Does anyone else feel like forts should have a significantly reduced siege timer in this patch? I just started a new game and I'm already bored of sieging all the forts. I can't even imagine how boring the late game must be with high level forts.,No because obviously the fort garrisons have to work as hard as they worked before but for half the pay. +A cock sucking minute? lol anyway it's weird that on your screenshot the privacy is different that OP's.,that's because an acquaintance posted the exact same message. +What product do you like that has been discontinued?,Totinos party Pizza - zesty italiano +How to spice up 3v3,I can hear the Mario Kart box opening sound +"You're saying analog, film, has an infinite pixel density?","Basically, because film doesn't work via pixels." +Question Is the Golem worth the 2000 coins? I have it in my shop but I don't know how it is,Arena? +Competitive Warzone,seriously cringe +"Please be safe this hunting season, therians!!! <3","Jesus Christ, I feel sorry for the orange furred deer-kins boasting about how rare they are." +Im not saying i have a problem with game balancing. I think nerfs a good for the game as well. i just want to hear peoples opinions. CCG gamer life or not if you have a favourite and it gets nerfed its gonna annoy you haha but yeah i just want to learn about what people are thinking right now to further help me learn other strategies after this patch. it wasnt to purely bitch about nerfing in general. :D,Yeah fairo. +"Tickets, get shit in tickets. I'm an architect and my boss puts my projects in tickets. Hey wtf is Holysinz working on? Does he do anything? Ya bitch, tickets. My helpdesk lead even harasses me and tells me to update my tickets. I may not report to him but I will update tickets if he has to look at them and make sure work is flowing.","Agreed, all our work either incident or change comes through a ticket or it doesn't exist." +What phone is it and where does it say it is using Galileo? I didn't realise compatible hardware was on the market.,Some SOCs like the snapdragon 820 have Galileo support +"Is the New Mexico the turtleback antidote. So I re-brought the New Mexico today as it was my favourite ship in the game throughout all the tech trees. Its still a beauty and still tanks like a beast, however I noticed something pretty weird. I have the Amagi, the Bismarck and the north Cal and almost never get citadels on german tier 8's and above - however I played two games with the New Mexico and in one citadelled a Bismarck from about 15km and in the next a tirpitz at about 12km - both were for about 11000 or so. So I have no idea why my guns penned as well as they did but holy moly it gave me a shock. I haven't got access to the training room (or whatever that things called) but please someone test this out and report back if its flukes or is the New Mexico now the best ship to be uptiered!",Lots of guns is how you nullify turtleback. +Can someone tell me why the Japanese navy chose this grid style gun sight for their dive bombers?,Because an obstructive sight trains pilots to use less-than-optimal equipment +Don't ever Google Saiga Antelope then...,"Don't tell me what to do-Oh God, that nose..." +Yep. No love for Banshee.,"Fuck Banshee players, all 2 of you" +What T.V. show has the best intro music?,Angry Beavers! +"Who else has been playing zombies since nacht? It makes me really sad / happy seeing zombies progress over the past 8 years. I'm very very excited to see what the final zombies map has to offer. I've had so many memories with zombies, since nacht, opening the box on gold question marks to get the ray. Veruckt when they first introduced perks, where the Thompson was godly. Shi no numa, the wunder waff. Der riese, the story actually starts off. Etc. it's hard to see revelations is the last map. I met so many people over the years made great friends and even with some of them I've exchanged numbers and even added on Facebook. Who else has been playing since WaWs first zombies map?! LETSS GOOO",Been playing since map one +I've been plotting this for a year and I did it,"I'm planning to do something similar, but am waiting for a legit way to keep our untrim skillcapes." +Did you guys know that Jones was the coach when Japan beat South Africa?,I keep forgetting I'm so glad the commentators won't stop mentioning it +I read in a book (Wealth of Nations) from late 18th century that most families (in the US) would start starving if they went 2 weeks without a salary. It was in a section about what a suitable salary should be and just a note. Much has changed since then.,"For a not insignificant portion of the country, that last sentence should have had a" +"Saw someone say God put Trump ion the White House I'm like, you realize by that logic he put Obama there too? Then, put him there AGAIN!",Even God takes holidays sometimes... +takumi rxt for all crates + pork pie ?,all c2 and pork pie? +"Down 80k in the state, down 30k in Maricopa county",So we'll get legal marijuana in Maricopa county but no where else +"Kulaks didnt just set fire to the grain, they dumped it into rivers aswell, and not small amounts by any means.","Ahhhh, kind Kulaks, remembering to feed the river fishies." +Worst arguement against a design ever,Well you know every creature is bad cause dies to removal and every spell is bad cause dies to counterspell. +Ballora (3D Model),"hey scott , hows it going !" +"People that scream, shout or make extra noises when sneezing. Why do you do it?",For fun. +This is the most polish picture ever. Post your country equivalents,Too much kitsch. +People on r/all keep saying the picture of trump holding up the lgbt flag is shopped. Here's the video.,That video is heavily edited by discredited Trump. +"Throw one of those goddam eagles on there for good measure, and you're good to go, Donny Douchebro! I mean, come on, the idea that players are making those as period appropriate pre-Nazi swastikas is fucking absurd. I suppose the double esses stand for 'SuperSquad', yeah?",I thought it was to show their love for the band KISS! +"Done correctly, this could be a great premise for some cosmic horror type nonsense.","What, the birth of Yeshua ben Yosef doesn't count?" +Apple's Phil Schiller says the biggest criticism of removing the headphone jack is 'pure conspiracy theory',Very well written article that details the problems and concerns with removing the headphone jack +Except we're elitists for calling Trumpers racists and homophobes.,The voting public certainly bought that line of bullshit. +"Stunna, Dust, & Ryu Troll Northern Arena Production",Ryu nearly gets left hanging so bad there lmao -Ryu +"That really is not a good excuse. You DO NOT cheer for a person throughout the show only to be SILENT when she comes out, that's not a protest at all. If you wanted to protest her spot on the card you would continue to cheer for her when she's actually on screen. The shit you guys come up with to justify stupidity sometimes is astounding.","Man, the crowd has to get their shit in or else why bother going to the show if you can't get yourself over?" +Totally! Rhopped and lapped my echo 1 GAT thing goes quite fast and accurately if you don't fire it like a gangster :P,"but if you 'gangsta' an airsoft gun, then you can crank your hopup and shoot around corners" +AND I WOULD DO AAAANYTHIIIING FOR OIL.... ...but I won't do trains,Why the train hate? +"lol the DNC working to get Hillary the nomination is not even close to the gerrymandering and voter suppression that the RNC has been actively engaged in as a means to victory. Republicans, by numbers, should not have anywhere close to this amount of representation in 2017.",As a reminder the census is coming up on 2020 - dems get out and vote in midterms as well unless you want republicans gerrymandering to their benefit again. +Wat du laberscht: Sky Action 21:15 Stirb Langsam 23:30 Stirb Langsam 2,Wer hat schon ein Sky Abo? +"Hey, you're not meant to be here!",It seems to be registered as an explosive. +HEB on Riverside,They requested South of oltorf. +Downvoted for having a ryze flair,I'm sure he's going to update it anyways +It seems to be sold out already?,"Sold out, just like him" +"Ended up voting for trump to vote against Hillary. But I live in Maryland, so I knew my vote wouldn't help him anyway. Still doesn't make me a supporter. Nice try though.","You got it buddy, voting for someone in a democracy totally doesn't mean you support them." +Cosa sta succedendo al Comune di Roma,Tutto cambia per niente cambiare... +"Laval and Quebec City are like Ottawa and Toronto (though slightly closer), different market entirely. Mississauga may not work, but Vaughan or Markham would be nice. It's hard enough for people in those northern suburbs to get down to BMO field that they can support their own team. Mississauga is literally one train line away from BMO, and as you say, close to Hamilton.",Can the Argos move there and get a tailgate culture going? +Yeah but they both throw things...,And usually tall. +Don't fucking have pets then.,"Ill have pets if i and my kids want to, have had pets my whole life, i love the fact that animal rights weirdos have spent way less time than me living with animals and feel entitled to tell other people what to do with their lives." +"Right. The whole thing is wrong. Begging for sex toys from a throwaway that's 5 days old? Okay, no.","My account is much older than that, please send sex toys." +"Wikileaks : 57,934 emails from Erdogan's son in law now leaked and prove that Turkey processed ISIS oil. #BeratsBox",Shocker +"I am being pragmatic, George Washington would have imprisoned Hillary for potentially endangering the American revolution with her incompetence, correctly stating British spies could have intercepted her messages anywhere down the chain.","Sigh, it's 2016." +What is this?,"a bunch of translated japanese games, click around and see what you like" +"I completely disagree. At best this a tribute, at worst it is a forgery. One thing it definitely is not is original.",Better drawing than you could do +Whites have weaponized the gays against blacks.,what I am hearing Homophobia and Racism is ok as long as **I** do it +How can I get that bitch Ronnie Shaw to stay out of my bed? She thinks she runs shit up in here. Barging into my chambers. Drinking at my table. Sleeping in my bed. Some people just fly too close to the sun.,Assign a robot to your bed? +Although it's quality wasn't that high but I still thought it was *very* creepy.,"It was Uncanny Valley the game, man!" +"LPT: Don't six months yourself to death. This is a piece of advice my dad gave me over the weekend and I'd like to share it with you. He has been working for a company for well over ten years. This is a large commercial real estate company and he manages a local property for them. He has been there over 10 years, and for the first few there were plans to develop the property into a large commercial shopping center. Those plans fell through and now the property owner is trying to attract an even larger client for the entire property. However this attraction process is taking its dear sweet time. They keep telling him six more months, six more months... - that was about three years ago. Now the day to day drudgery is catching up to him and he's not happy. He recently interviewed for a position that would pay him almost triple his salary and would reinvigorate his love for his career. So, the LPT is...don't wait. Don't keep telling yourself six more months. If you have an opportunity, take it. If you can create an opportunity, create it. Grab life by the horns and shake! Good luck!",can I drop out of school now? +How about Thunderlords. Zero timer whatsoever you just have to wait and see when it comes back up. Hard to play around it.,It does have a timer... +I don't hate her or you.,They called you racist so obviously you are one +Birds in the trap was disappointing,"As a whole it wasn't as good as it should have been, and was a step down from rodeo, but there's some great tracks on there IMO" +"propaganda does not equate state propaganda, it simply means one sided. Fox is propaganda, but it is not state propaganda.","Caspian report seemed comparably impartial to me, but I'm curious as to why you categorized him as propganda can you explain what his biases, blind-spots, allegiances,... are." +How to strengthen this swing set?,Put the kids on a diet +meow irl,Imagine the cat from Sabrina the teenage witch doing this and Sabrina was actually the alcoholic black sheep who stayed home all day getting drunk and sleeping around +you're gonna hate it when he's the lw champ,His performance against Ross Pearson didn't convince me that he will be champ anytime soon +I think she picked up one child.,"No that was a purse, she lifted her arms up to her head and ran away." +Slutty game developer,This has been posted here a while ago. +May's visit to India results in $1.2 billion worth of business deals,Success. +No. The Shitshow has been renewed for a full season.,The.Shitshow.S02E01.The.Drumpf.and.Shillary.Personalities.WEB.x264-ROFL.mkv +What is something men can't do that women can?,Pussy fart. +Whoosh,Also cannon.... +Societal? Sure. But there is nothing about the USA's economy that is anywhere close to as bad as what other countries are dealing with. Don't combine the two words because they sound nice together. The USA's problems are purely societal.,You totally ignore the economical problems of certain areas of the USA that coincide with high homicide rates. +Undergrad develops smartphone app to detect early signs of autism,Is it an App that ask if you had your flu shot +My Mom didn't think they were a conspiracy but whenever she took me out driving if I looked at the mirrors at all KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD!!!! uhhh pretty sure the mirrors are there for a reaaaason you crazy old lady!!!!,They're for doing your makeup silly! +Offline gaming of any kind is becoming harder and harder to find on consoles. Why do I have to have Internet to play local multi-player with my friend in person!?,does NOBODY play nintendo? +Can you get that through your thick fucking skull you Neanderthal?,You like that you fucking retard? +I highly recommend it.,I'll have to check out my local favorite store for it then! +For all the new FF I players. One of my prised possessions,Did you pre-order or something? +Pretty sure the tape still exists. What would be the purpose of a base? Do you know how much money it costs to get there?,"Same purpose as a space station only more advanced, as for the tape pretty sure I read the originals were reused." +Total failure. And destroyed the industry.,Yeah the healthcare industry in America is basically hemorrhaging money at this point +"well... I was a registered Democrat for the primary (caucus in my case), but then I wasn't.",You lazy millenial +Why has he got to stay on topic? This is reddit.,Because when you mouse over the downvote arrow it says to reserve downvoting to comments that contribute nothing to the discussion. +This guy is from my high school and posts shit like this all the time.,I've never heard of a wife that does that! +If you're a fucking white male you could have a 4.0 and not get your tuition paid for.,You're a fucking white male why don't you just pay for it yourself with your millions of dollars that you got from your white privilege? +"I think he means good as in character development, not alignment.",Only person that understood. +"To everybody who has been ragging on Marcus' turnovers, take a seat.",I thought he was a bust... +"Tennessee. With the expectations of Bama, the recognition of Zona, and the little brother complex of Michigan State.","Nah, we vandy's big bro" +Oh I get it,Good one right ^^Im ^^so ^^lonely +"If you want to play Modern Warfare, and you've played it, you already own a damn copy. Plus it's extra money for that remastered version.",A lot of people are paying $80 for MW:R.... the only reason they buy IW is because the disc is required to play MW:R(or the digital download) +"Nah, it'll be an 18-16 slugfest with no rugby played as usual and everyone will just roll their eyes and shrug.",Japan'll dominate...with their absofuckinglutely massive pack! +I'm sure any Russian citizen would trade their system for ours.,I guess that's what happens when a senile former actor with a penchant for power politics takes a big runny dump on your country. +"He said he would impeach Clinton, i bet that will never happen.","Yes, because there's no clinton to impeach." +I just assume they have tiny dicks that can't reach.,That's probably the best way to look at this lol +"yea fuck it add another 2 buck tax to cigarettes, that'll probably match the budget of NASA","We did just legalize marijuana, so..." +"Why do you cringe. You can say illegal immigrant, others can say undocumented immigrant. It means the same thing, why do you care?","Because PC culture is what's ruining this country, not the fact that we put a fascist in the White House!" +Done,Congrats on the next 71 days and 12 hours of literally jack shit from the daily chest! +"What is the most microtransaction-riddled, glitch-infested, ad-covered, soulless, unplayable game?",Scrimmy bingus and the crungy springus +F,F +What kind of Fish do you prefer when ordering Fish n Chips?,"Cod and Halibut are the most common, but Salmon is pretty good too." +Having Asian blood as a male in 2016 is worse than being a black man in the Southern US in the late 1700s.,Hardly. +I just like the simple straightforward design meant for function.,"Well that one functions worse, but I'm sure OP wouldn't mind giving it to you if that's what you prefer" +"I wouldn't believe it had more than say, mountain dew though.",You'd be wrong +It's always the little things,Well aren't you just a pretentious little twat. +Iron-y irony?,That'd be correct! +"Do you hide your pump? I used to keep my pump tucked in a pocket or flipped inside my waistband (pump against skin, clip pointing to the world) but I recently realized that I now always keep my pump out (think middle aged dude with his BlackBerry belt clip except with a Vibe instead of a Bold). I was going to ask my wife if this was weird and if I should stop but then I realized that I didn't care to know the answer -- I'm going to do what I'm going to do. Am I odd? Do you guys worry about your pump being on display? Do you proudly keep it out? Do you care?","I don't intentionally hide mine, it's just more convenient to keep it clipped to my pocket and flipped inside it, both when sleeping and when driving." +"My UNHS Box Logo almost got me the succ so I was taking the train back home (i live in NYC) while wearing my unhs box logo hoodie and suddenly these 3 valid af grils come on the train one of them asks me how to get to times square and after i tell her how to, another girl comments on my box logo!!!! she says wow thats a really nice hoodie and in my head i think O shit this girl sees the floating e we end up talking for a bit and then the question about where we go to school comes along. im in college but they all said they were still in highschool so im like holy fug thats not 1:1 age of consent but then they say they're seniors and im a freshman in bollege so i was like fuck it i start using my basetao flirting techniques and started to really hit it off with the girl who complimented me (lets call her olivia). i end up bringing them all to times square (god that place sucks) and i suggest we check out central park cuz it was nice out. we get to the park and im really diggin olivia. eventually things escalate, and we make out - nothing further cuz we in a fuckin park u feel me finally she whispers in my ear and asks, do u have tree fiddy?","Bollege is right boii, non of that C shit here fam." +PK Only 500 pairs of the V2 UA available,ib4 v2 reps sell for 500 +Yeah! A Jinx one would be so cool,Relevant flair +I got a blank one =/,DIY fast food gets less convenient every day. +"True, but considering the amount of time a lot of people have invested in it it really isn't that outlandish. I currently have 613 hours played. Thats over 10x longer than some AAA games I payed a full $70 for.","exactly, Rocket League has set a new standard on how much video games are really worth." +The math on this seems pretty straightforward: Who has 1. Never been America's Nominee 2. Only been a HN once 3. Gotten two care packages (Kryssie's Save a Friend and the Co-HOH) when it looked like he might be in danger 4. Never had America nominate someone from his side on his HOH 5. Is a vet with a social media presence who talks about how friendly he is with other vets on social media? If you want to win Jason has to be your highest priority target.,but that's rational thought +Found this on T_D. This is brutal,OBviouS troll is obvious +"Moors Murderer Ian Brady says he is dying - Ian Brady has claimed he is dying of a lung and chest condition, it was reported last night.","A long, slow painful death, with any luck." +I was always a Playstation kid. : /,Shoulda played Playstation Allstars +"While SFAT's record vs M2K is dire, if you actually watch the sets it's quite clear that it's often not far out of SFAT's grasp - there have been multiple game 5s (4 out of 9 losses were game 5) and SFAT has shown he's able to win on FD. I think it's only a matter of time before their sets even out, he might just have a mental block that'll go if he can get a few wins on the board.",Would be easier if M2K didn't start 1-0 every set +"48 Hours, S29E7, The Buried Truth, tonight 9C/10E",Todd's mom really pissed me off with her excuses. +Is all this smoke normal??,what smoke? +"I would actually like a Mage skin that you can get for free, like Morgl or Lady Liadrin f2p btw",Mercy Main BTW +She'd probably take a swipe at the children if they insulted her man.,"she really would, lol" +"I would be worried about the heat from the fridg causing the spices in the back to deteriorate pretty quickly. Spices are usually only good for 6-12 weeks after being ground, herbs less, heat shortens that significantly That said, love the idea and you did a great job, I might have located it somewhere else.","Pro-tip: if any spices start to lose potency, just use more of it!" +"*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.",abdullah's explosive adventure +I really hope for VenkaP when ValkyrP comes out. The last hope for non trash claw weapon :/,Aren't the Ripkas fairly strong? +"If Reddit had a reasonable drinking game, what would it's rules be?",Something something broken arms... Thats a shot! +Can I have the source code for Pangu's app? Or any app such as the English one or PG Client.,Can I also have the source code for Windows? +Strange himself bled outside a hospital context at least once.,Which proves my point even more. +"You realize they can team up, right? There's no rule that you have to do sites solo.",But I want to play this MMO solo! +This panorama of a hockey stadium through changing lights,Do you mean a hockey arena? +Sometimes I get bored and make soccer kits. These are my MLS kits featuring all 20 teams plus 3 upcoming expansion teams.,"God damnit, finally Chicago gets the white stripe back and people are already fan fic'ng the blue and red back in." +Literally so much stuff right now would be racist if that's the logic that we went by.,Cars are racist b/c Henry Ford supported the Nazis in WW2. +He took so many shots to the head I thought we were watching a boxing match,Definitely not the Mayweather-Pacquiao fight though +Thank you!,Likewise +you gender locked and i didn't have any female HA ones for this giveaway,"You couldn't have, you know, told me earlier so I can redeposit?" +I can see it now. Week 3 PTS Notes: Alpha Bridge Health Regen will no longer stack with Predatory.,Can't wait for Predatory to get nerfed all together once again rendering it a shit tier weapon talent. +It is a tiny bit difficult to hit people at 800+ range.,Just a smidge. +"this shows the quality of them....and media blaming Trump and his supporters 24/7 how about the Clinton supporter? Liberals? nah, media wont report their crime act, such a fair move right?",Being violent to fascists makes you a fascist +"You know what upsets me the most? This would be a great time for all those Trump supporters who claim they're not racist to speak out against this shit. They're curiously silent though. But yeah, they voted a bigot into office because we called them stupid-heads.",SJWs are such pussies with their safe spaces but I'm gonna vote for a fascist because they hurt my feelings! +Cayetano on Goldberg claim: Nothing suspicious with my China trip,"We believe you, Alan Peter Caye-meleon." +Think us Scots might be too busy drinking Buckfast and chasing Skanks.,"Nah, Scotland would be out back fingering one of the younger nations against the bins." +FCK Boys United,lmfao +"Thanks for the link. Really awesome line up! The Padres gossage, how did you get him? And how does he pitch?",Lol definitely busted. +"Aside from editorial policy, the NZ Herald website is full of clickbait ads. Another reason to leave it well alone, if you needed one.",I'm curious as to why you don't use an adblocker? +"Ugh. I don't care whether someone supports Trump or not, they have no right protesting the product of a system they support. They are really just majorly butthurt that the system didn't go in their favor. Note: I understand that they do actually have the right to protest (although not violently), I'm just saying that they shouldn't.",A system that elects a man like Trump doesn't deserve to exist. +"I feel bad for this guy, honestly. If this came from any of my male friends I'd consider it cheeky and have some banter about it. It must really be a buzzkill to see even your own friends as predators.",Just saying. +It doesn't look like anything to me.,"I tried my best to change it, but the truth could not be hidden." +"When I lived in Boston, everyone left their cars unlocked because if you locked it the junkies would go nuts and destroy it to get in - if you left it unlocked they'd just steal the battery and spare tire, a lot cheaper to replace than fix break in damage.",Would they have a soup kitchen in the cars? +HK-47 by John Gallagher,Statement: This artwork is exceptional. +Watching Scooby Doo growing up made me think that losing my glasses would be a much more frequent and severe problem in life,"You're lucky then, it's a problem for me and I'm just as blind as Velma." +But why do you bring that up here. What does that have to do with this video or these comments?,BE NICE DAMN IT! +"Nah man when i did it on WoD, u go to a little fel infested area just north east of the Auchidoun swarming with infernals","I found this spot in one guide, went there, and found out those infernal are too low level for 110, and don't give rep anymore." +I hate you. Upvote.,"Wait, so that's *not* Zelda?" +Unreal staph infection. Skip to 2:20,Nice breasts dude +"What is something that is fairly simple, but seems magical when it's done by somebody who is really good at it?",Driving. +"If you could swap a living celebrity for a dead one, who would you choose?",Bob Saget for Greg Giraldo +Yea exactly. Pretty sure the only reason why we're doing these placements in preseason is just so they can test the waters with introducing this new queue. Of course it's going to have bugs but I'm a lot happier that this is happening in the preseason instead of the actual season. Once season 7 starts we'll have to do placements for this queue again anyway.,Don't you get a message after these placements that you are going to be placed in the new season according to your placement now? +"Out of interest, how do you defend a candidate who has called global warming a Chinese hoax and thinks that a wall is a solid immigration plan for a country with coastal borders and airports?",A candidate that has denied the very tweets that he posted making those claims. +"If I were not so damn cheap, I'd guild you, but unfortunately, I am. You deserve it though.",Fuck guilding when Reddit allows for r/the_fascists to continue being a thing +"If I had the free time/money/inclination to do a no-holds-barred, all-used, Craigslist queen, I bet I could annihilate a PS4 for $150. It's not that hard if you're patient and enjoy the process!",It's like every thread you see a Couple people whole don't get the intended purpose of the masher. +A moment of silence for op's chicken...,F +"Gay porn, if that changes your desire to research.","Yes, increases it." +Not yet we haven't,Is it a loan with option to buy? +There were players under him.,lol you serious Clark +Your hands vs. my concealed carry weapon? Not likely.,"Well, aren't you a responsible gun owner" +You are awesome!,Im the Ash Ketchum of beer--gotta have them all. +"We are number one, but instead of Robbie Rotten and his minions, it's Dave and GRAND CANYON.",Old sport is being racist against dave due to him being purple +Did he really say that?,Unfortunately.. Yes. +WHERE THE FUCK IS JA RULE,Eminem killed him 10 years ago +I remember when you were my 2nd favorite streamer. Not anymore.,He's first now? +"Yeah, that's what I'd expect some 45yr old plumber from Salford to say.","Actually im a 89yr old carpenter from sandwich, Massachusetts" +Please assume the position,Numbness will subside in several minutes. +"Nobody is asking for US troops in Ukraine, all they want are weapons to at least level the playing field.",I'm not comfortable sending weapons to sending anyone to kill each other. +Just a reminder to clean your PC's regularly!,I can't but see the google chrome icon in your dust filters. +"Yes, and that's what I did, I made a choice and moved on from the game. I don't tend to continue my support of a company that likes to stab their fans in the back. If you understood the entire story behind the pricing of TTK, you'd understand why I was so upset at the time. So if Massive tries to pull the same thing, I'll take my money elsewhere. I'm tired of studios thinking they can milk their fans once they've got 'em in their pockets.","I'm not curious, not trolling at all, what is the entire story behind that?" +"Don't agree at all, he may have not had a lot of frags therefore his statistics aren't that good, but the frags he got were impactful instead of just a bunch of eco frags etc.",everyone pulled their weight bc of impact frags from everyone but everyone but f0rest played badly in terms of expected performance +Lustig wie er Sanders ausspielen will,eigentlich muss sie doch nur auf das Sanders Endorsement verweisen und sein Argument ist tot +"Blomidon, Nova Scotia",I'm sure the Americans who settle there next year will take great care of it. +faker is still a god You can put that in the 2016 time capsule as well.,But Faker has been playing worse and he is going to fall from his throne this year +"Why do we need to choose between a pistol and an anti-titan weapon? In TF1, we could carry both, so why was it even changed? Titanfall is all about pilots and TITANS, so it would seem logical to give every player an ability to deal with titans, like we already had in the first game. What was the reason to change it? Now, if I run out of ammo in the middle of a firefight, I don't have a secondary sidearm I could switch to. It'd be truly nice if it would be brought back. What do others think?",Because changing stuff that worked in the first game is logical and stuff. +EA tried to give me aids. I needed to win this game to get gold 2.,clear pen m8 +NOT THEMED! Give me the name of the King.,all below = no +"I don't think the skill gaps of top 8 teams has been this small in a long time. On any given day at any given tournament, it seems that any of the top teams could pull out a victory. It's a great time for the CS scene.",Compared to League Of Koreans we are doing pretty good. +"What better locations? Booty Bay has people who enjoy PvP, and every other AH suffers from random phasing. And you underestimate how often I use my mailbox. My garrison is my hub for everything. No other city has my bank, guild bank, AH, mailbox etc so close together without any risk of players blocking the NPCs or killing the auctioneers.",Valley of wisdom +newsflash: my colon use is top notch,Except when it's absolutely not. +This penguin was fitted with a tiny protective wet suit after he lost a bunch of feathers.,"Ah there's that horrible sea world, imprisoning a few whales and not doing anything good for the world." +Dodge bullets better,Should I shoot the enemy to? +"I do a simpler test, but it works. Minimise a browser window to a smallish square, with text. Grab the window and move it in a circular pattern around the desktop. On a 60 Hz monitor, it becomes an unreadable blurry mess. On a 144 Hz monitor, you can clearly read all the words while it's in motion.","Yeah, that's a simpler test, I just wanted to give an example of an actual in game scenario where it improves my experience to actually see 144fps (rendered and displayed)" +Jordan Reed OUT tomorrow,Vernon Davis or CJ Fiedorowicz? +Back to back wins. Road victory. Gotta feel good about this.,Hold your horses Rexx. +"You could be right. Looking at it, her hair is definitely poofier in the early photos. It's much flatter which probably accentuates her face. I'm not sure I can exactly put my finger on what different.",But it's enough to promote a preposterous conspiracy theory? +"Parker for sure, then probably Meredith",you think Parker over Landry ROS? +Never seen this announcement before.,It's gotta be around 6 months because a friend of mine has level 27 invention and logged back in two days ago to come see me get comp cape +Will anything happen to OJ?,"He's going to Supercell jail, and will be gone for a long time." +Literally just kids calling each other kids. Nothing new.,"I'm 20 years old, but I gotta say lobavilis in stsschestvuyuschy" +Nearly Half of Americans Have Negative View of Country's Future After Trump's Election,"Yeah, because I believe anything the media says." +Hah. Hahah. Hah. Nice couch.,"Backroom, is that you?" +Two words : Mayu Tomita,"Yeah, taking a picture of someone is just a step behind stabbing them," +But that's not the same as it has to exist in order for capitalism to actually work at all.,"No, but under capitalism you do have to go out of your way to minimize suffering, which was RocketPapaya's other point." +"We've built a carrier, but it looks boring... What if we slapped some cruiser turrets onto it?","Maybe this question is redundant, but why?" +"Do they know he did both though? I mean, why would someone graffiti something onto a church they burn down? I mean, the article is written as though the suspect is also the same person who wrote votr trump!, but do we.actually know that? Im honestly just curious.",Well unless someone decided to go up to the burning building while the fire department was trying to put it out and spray paint vote trump on it then I think it's a pretty good bet that it's the same person +"Kerala politicians beat street dogs to death, hang them on a pole and take out a parade",NO PLEASE NO +Is anyone actually using mute button? Haven't used it since last emote nerf,I use it all the time so that I will not be distracted mid game. +Wikipedia. If you go there Hillary is 700k votes ahead of Trump.,But my liberal professors told me not to use wikipedia? +How often do you shower?,Depression makes me shower only when I desperately need to. +My sources say Tanner Lee is the same height as POB. Expect them to be neck and neck,I would expect the one sitting on the bench to be shorter than the one standing up. +Whats been your longest print? Hey so im planning to print out a Jade Rabbit from Destiny as a part of a Cosplay ive been planning for a long time. The only problem is that several of the parts will require prints that will take about 30hours.... I have a MakerSelect v2.1 and idk if thats really doable... Anyone do anything like that before and what has been your longest print?,"Longest print I attempted was about 60hours but Windows10 had more important things to do at about the 20th hour and wrecked it, now that I am using octoprint I am much more comfortable with long prints and just finished a 24hr one which makes up 1/4 of the overall print." +There's a mcdonalds in Detroit nicknamed murder Mac because so many people were killed in the parking lot. You can see it the rap video in from joy road. The infamous joy road is very dangerous.,I feel like dying everytime I eat at McDonald's anyway +Turney + Nigri,jess did it better +Is that supposed to mean something?,((())) = jew +"Reddit, what is your favourite epic quote?","If you can't accept me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best." +The DNC has rules? lol,Just because they actively undermine them doesn't mean they don't technically exist. +"Please, someone put Tom Waits in a bunker with a team of doctors, instruments, whiskey and cigarettes. Thank you.",And Aretha Franklin. +"What's next for Charlie Strong? I haven't seen any rumors about where he might go next, but I really want to see him get another shot with a P5 program somewhere because I still think he is a great coach and an even a better person. That being said, is there any chance Herman gets him to stay on at Texas as DC out of love for his players? He almost seems like the type of coach to do that sort of thing if given the chance.","Our two defensive coordinators are being looked at by other teams and Strong was a defensive coach under Meyer at Florida, so I wouldn't at all be surprised if he came to Ohio State next year." +Help me name this magnificent beast!,Magnificent Beast? +Yah I know owned by the Belgians. And Jeep Is owned by Italians....,And the grill is probably made in China +"Out of curiosity, what made you aware of the fact that they were gay?",Butchiness +If weed is the devils lettuce what are other drugs in Satan's fridge?,I've heard Viagra called Jezebelle's Candy. +This atrocity of a sofa,That's an ugly sofa if I've ever seen one +As a guy I love giving foreplay probably more than sex. I mean if I lasted like I did when I was in my early 20's I might think differently. But I love eating pussy so much. I get excited enough from that and don't need to be touched.,i heard you are what you eat +Coyotes almost never hunt in packs. Your Bernard would mash a coyote.,As a problem wildlife specialist who dealt mostly with trapping coyotes... I beg to differ. +"1. Stand with your back against a wall, arms crossed. 2. Breathe deep, really fast, until you start feeling light-headed. 3. Take one last deep breath, and hold it. 4. Have your friend push against your crossed arms hard. 5. Pass the fuck out, and hope your friends actually catch you.",Did that once (really dumb btw) no one caught me and I slammed my head off concrete run off. +"This is really nothing compare to the shit the pulled a couple of weeks ago. They literally put out broken DLC in order to pay for their lawsuits. It's fucked up and to the people that didn't do their research on this game and bought it anyway...shame on you. Fuck you, Wildcard Studios.",Source please? +Cristiano Ronaldo second goal vs Latvia (3-1),"Now, that's a tap in!" +"SUPRISE, MOTHERF*CKER!",what game is this? +Then how did you bind it to the T button huh?,maybe he typed something into google then searched until he found the letter t and then he copy pasted it :p +yeah but i was hoping to find someone who wants to trade keys for crates so he would throw in a key for not having to serach further. plus i know some trader who value crates more than keys its personal opinion really,"Of course there is a chance that someone takes that offer, but it most likley wont happen" +Is it plagiarism if it's from your own previous work.?,I now copyright it and yes he plagerized his own work +I don't know what these words mean.,say it 5 times real fast +I travel for work. My 8 year old son asked me if I have to go to Chicago ever again. I said not right now. He said good because Donald Trump said people get shot while walking down the street there. My 6 year old daughter didn't want Hillary to win because my daughter want to be the first girl president but now she does want her to win because Donald Trump is mean.,Your 6 year old can have my vote as opposed to the other two +"Counting down that clock. Come on baby, just wait five more minutes before you keel over The above sentence also works for GILF's.",Lmao. +your AD better be hiring some huge named coach thats a proven winner or this was a waste of time and energy,Charlie Strong to GSU HYPE TRAIN! +That's not how sexuality works at all.,Well according to this scientist.... +"Maybe gets an ability to be ALL THE TYPES or something, and everything is not very effective and all Arceus' moves get STAB bonus. Or at least some buff would be awesome",yeah he has to be better than every pokemon in every stat so he needs 260/260/260/260/260/260 in order to be better than blissey +"Granted, if somebody just asked me Who makes eggs? I might get a bit confused too.",Yea and also there's a shit ton of things that lay eggs. +I don't want to talk about it.,ok. +"Is there any actual benefit to the Suppressor in Zombies? The description only mentions the multiplayer affects (no radar, shorter stopping power range) but obviously zombies have no use for that. So is there any benefit?",Some zombies may not hear you and they won't attack you +Fnatic CS:GO pros make like 3x more than TSMs league players (olof atleast). Money is not an issue for Fnatic.,"Maybe if you include prize winnings but not by salary, and Fnatic CS:GO sucks now." +Canadian English is closer to British English than American English. But Canadian English still has some Americanized spellings. Like -ize vs -ise. It's recognized in US/CA and recognised in UK*. *Complicated but don't wanna delve into it.,So Canadian English is also Australian English +Maybe each group should have moderators that accept posts and get rewarded for their selflessness? Maybe avatar gear or gamer pics.,Reddit mods need not apply. +The battle between Trump and his VP is how I see this issue. I think Trump as a businessman sees the value behind it being taxed.,Why the fuck did he pick Pence? +One of the few things Infinite Warfare does right,I would take anti-cheat over that option all day every day. +"According to ESPN, USF's Quinton Flowers has the highest Raw QBR score and is the #4 QB in the country, making him the only non-Power 5 QB in the Top 5 QBR Rankings",The Darnold is going to make USC great again! +Isn't it law that every Swiss head of house should be armed with memes and ready to use it to defend their sub?,They only give us enough to fight ourselves to the next meme center. +That's actually pretty creepy.,Hey man it's perfectly normal to want a half nude figure of a 17 year old girl! +An item on your wishlist is on sale! I've gotten more emails about items for sale then actual items in my list.,It's worse with the phone app. +Facebook is for pussies like you,"You're not very bright, are you?" +DRUM DRUM DRUM,Oles are better +Why not attack the argument instead of the person?,That is too darn hard. +Wikileaks Cancels Highly Anticipated Tuesday Announcement Due To 'Security Concerns',"But, but Assange promised to destroy Hillary." +Facts About Smartmatic: George Soros does not have and has never had any ownership stake in Smartmatic.,"This is only a statement from the company itself, we can't expect it to stop the crazy conservative Republican conspiracy lie machine." +"Anytime they try to click something on a webpage, an ad will pop up in front of what they were clicking, causing them to click the ad instead.",Who hurt you? +Congratulations on losing fat and gaining muscle,thank you :) +Meanwhile on r/Windows10,Thank fuck that they never made the anniversary update mandatory +"This is one of the many narratives I do not understand. He has literally said this over and over again, yet so many people still refuse to believe it.",But... Mike Pence is literally Satan. +"Reddit, what are some important things that people who had shitty parents might not have learned?",It's okay to express your feelings to other people +"Oh, so you're a Playgan. Well, that vapid stuff is only on Tumblr.","You're going to have to stop talking to them, they are in their safe space." +"That's great and all but, how much do you guys pay for video games again?","Varies quite a large amount, so while you're totally right for things like CoD which are minimum $90 (This years it's $130 if you get the remaster edition) But most other titles are around $70 if you get them from places like K-Mart and not Gamestop." +yo,Les +This joke is rather plane. What's the point?,"-46,296" +"OP said it was on his colleagues leg. And I have no idea, man.",Lol I thought it was an arm +"I gotta say, I was in favor of letting Kam go after the end of the season but now I'm not so sure. He was immense today! Also, what a game from Prosise, definitely solidified the backup role behind Rawls. Was nice seeing Edelman sulking on the sideline too as a bonus.",Why would you think letting go of Bam Bam was a good idea? +He's done,Yeah like Frankie after his 3 fight skid +"If Modern Warfare Remastered had all FPS issues fixed and was avaliable on steam for 20-30 dollars, would you buy it?",Yes. +1.) Tom Brady 2.) Matt Ryan 3.) Aaron Rodgers 4.) Derek Carr 5.) Drew Brees 6.) Matthew Stafford 7.) Ben Roethlisberger 8.) Andrew Luck 9.) Marcus Mariota 10.) Dak Prescott HM: Jameis Winston & Kirk Cousins,I'd put Dak at 8. +My fanart of Rain,Make it NSFW for more upvotes +"Glad you found one. I've been using one basically as long as I remember having a passport (it's a little raggedy looking now), and while I've come across fancier ones since, it's always done an admirable job.","This specific model mostly has a sentimental value... it's corny, really." +"Using Christmas Tree for smoking (Spruce, Pine, Fir)",Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope +"Racist! brits have feelings too! two of them, anger and disappointed.",Rip +wtf is this ?,I'll wager $1000 for the daily double Alex. +I call 'em Jeezits.,I callum JEEZ NUTZ! +"What a bummer. This pamphlet was taped to the wall, at eyeball height, directly across from the toilet in one of my mission apartment bathrooms. Great reading :)",So you were being told to NOT hold to the rod? +"Nope, no difference. The bird still gets fed, still gets its nutrients.","Ok, well then what am I supposed to do with my indignant outrage, huh smart guy?" +"Sadiq Khan sets out ambitious plans to deliver 90,000 affordable homes",The move to professionally managed affordable rent blocks is a very good one indeed. +"The best part is that if the game was flipped and one of our players got to the line that many times, the Wolves fans would be bitching just as bad.",But we're laker fans so we have to be delusional +"What exactly do Unions do? Hey, I still don't exactly know what Unions do, all I know is that you eventually need to join one, and there is Non-Union and Union work. I have some questions. 1. What is a Union's purpose? 2. Why does everyone need to join a Union? 3. Why can't you do Non-Union work once you are in a Union? 4. Is every big actor in a Union? Thanks in advance!",TL;DR: You don't need the union but if you want better work as an upcoming actor it's beneficial to join. +"I could not finish that movie. Because I didn't like it. I thought the movie would be about Pets doing shit even with their restriction of being animals. I was ok with giving them the usual animated animal leeway. (Talking, exaggerated range of movement and what have you.) But when the lizard & co. started driving the Car, I was out. That kind of BS trope is not what I wanted from the movie and it lost all appeal it had. PS.: Before questions arise. I have nothing against animals driving in animated movies. Hell, I loved zootopia. But the premise must be right, and there has to be some kind of logic.",Don't watch Finding Dory +OP is ecstatic!,Probably just *static* +"I only watched the extended cut of BvS. Trust me, it wasn't. It was slow and boring, the Knightmare scene made no sense, and Lex Luthor was still terrible. Also, fuck Snyder for introducing Jimmy Olsen just to kill him immediately. There was ultimately about 20 minutes toward the end that were actually good, but those weren't worth the buildup.",you didn't find Olsen dying fun? +"What has worked really well for me, is avoiding trials at all costs while they continue to piss about encouraging campy slow play",Wahhhhhhhhh +Trump wants trial delay until after swearing-in,"Sure, starting a new job should impress the judge and get you a continuance." +No wonder her winrate has gone up,He has a family... +"2 players that were dominating their respective roles? Sure all of fnc was strong, but it's pretty clear that without them fnc wasn't even close to the powerhouse it was with them.","Thats not the point, the point is suggesting we know how one team will perform in another region because of how 2 players performed in another on the same team." +"Granada, Spain",Glad to see you are putting our money to good use. +"How will this change for the civilians in Aleppo? Will the fighting there continue later on, or is this a more permanent victory?",Revolutionaries aren't going to stop. +"The blunt side of an axe doesn't sound like the most foolproof pig slaughtering choice, clothesline or not.","It's to knock it out, before it's throat is cut" +A better life hack would be to stop watching TV in bed.,Because that's totally a life hack +"True, but if the electors actually gave the election to Hillary, there would be blood on the streets.",I don't think that's avoidable. +"It's Uber but in reverse, people pay you to drive your car",It's like Airbnb but for your shitty car +Olivia Nuzzi attacks Trump because....HE MADE A TYPO AND FIXED IT! THE END OF THE WORLD!,"Well, when you're the only person in recorded history to never had made a spelling mistake, especially on the internet, I guess she has the right to call out Trump." +You can't see it with the motherboard on-it's the hole that you can use to access the back of the socket for cooler backplate mounting.,"I know, but how are you supposed to route the cable through if the motherboard covers the hole?" +"I can't think of a WORSE choice for public Christmas lights, than what the municipality chose in this city.",Your city's trolling +Night Goblin Warbosses do it for me.,You can zog right off! +9 years interest sounds hella good,Statute of limitations sounds bad though. +"I don't know, man. George W. Bush was pretty fucking awful. I mean, Trump has the *potential* to be a train wreck of epic proportions. But don't forget everything terrible that the *last* Republican president did to this country.","I would gladly risk 16 more years of GW, over one or two terms of this asshat." +"Ah, this article reasonably suggests that people on both sides of the political spectrum be more empathetic to the views of the opposite side... I anticipate it will be uniformly rejected by both left and right.",Finally something we can all agree on! +"HEY EVERYONE, WE'RE STILL HERE. ABORIGINALS AND THE INDIGENOUS PEOPLES OF THE AMERICAS EXISTED AND STILL EXIST. HEY HEY HEY LIKE WE'RE HERE Okay, nobody's listening.",YOU GUYS ALL DIED OUT AND IF I DO TALK ABOUT YOU IT WILL BE AS A 'THEY **WERE**' NOT A THEY ARE. +You're thinking of Atlantic City,"No, I used to live a couple towns over from Wildwood." +"New Single Player Game So I just got done with a single player game and I constantly search for new ones after I'm done with one. I thought instead of looking for just one game every single time after I finish one I could get some opinions going here and have a pile of games that I can try! The game can be any genre as long as it's a single player, tell me!","The Witcher 3 GOTY, DOOM" +I think the newer stuff is over the top and they swear too much.,It must be in their Swearnet contract. +Local arcade here has a game that is basically roulette but it gives out tickets instead of cash,Its OK because its the parents' money +"Organic lure is ok. However, normal hypno goggles hit the 95% cap vs a group of 12s with just one stun anyway so it may be better to plant something else unless you're in Sellbot HQ.",So org would be 100%? +Decide what beer you really want to make. Then get distracted by other types of beers and never end up making that original beer.,"Damn, so I'm never going to end up making a saison?" +I wonder what Xur will be selling this coming Friday,For me heavy synths.....the only way I will be excited is if they made it not take 10 seconds to buy 3. +Trading FNAF 3 steam key for anything. I would prefer CS:GO skin or game of equal or greater value. Msg me if you have an offer.,how about a nice copy of portal 2... or uhmm +I tweeted about the Veritas video and now my TV and Internet are out,Do you live near the Ecuadorian Embassy? +Better that they are following their dreams an not selling their soul to the system. I'd rather be the home town wanna be rapper than the implied 9-5er who's boss chewed them out for a rough day at the office.,Those are not the only two options. +The circumference of my penis.,Something only you know. +Putin warns Americans: You're being distracted!,Strange how he sounds more honest and is more straight forward than either Trump or Clinton. +Jezza,Comrade Biden +"when does it end? first you're not an ally if you're a man, then white, then legal, then holding any other opinion other than SJW dogma. eventually only a very select few toxic people will remain. I don't understand the end goal of this movement.",They're radicalizing themselves until they produce the biggest son of a bitch since Hitler. +"i'm looking forward too it, it's gonna so much fun.",its definitely gonna be something +Megavan - Southern luxury and utility.,"seats 28 kids without seat belts, 17 with seat belts." +"Used to respect this guy until the last time he did a Trump tear down. He used flakey sources and sometimes wouldn't tell both sides of the truth. I don't support Trump anymore nor did I at the time. I always listens to the left and right sides of media so I can decide for myself what to believe, not just what one side tells me to. But John Fucking Oliver is an arrogant ass and I was so mad in the first minute that he couldn't be professional like every other media symbol who has gone over this. Maybe HBO wants it this way? But I think Oliver has more control over this than that. He's a joke and his jokes are repetitive and boring after 3 episodes once you catch on to his joke formula","But his name is Drumpf, LOL!" +"Reddit, what can $1,000 buy me in your hobby?",Two tickets to Burning Man. +We should eliminate those programs.,"That will not get rid of the poor people that use them, only drastically increase crime rates and poor conditions, but that is a whole different topic altogether" +"A 17-year-old Helena Bonham Carter wearing baggy dungarees, 1984.",You can already see the crazy in her eyes +NFL YouTube channel just added the full game for Super Bowl 50.,"Deborah, clear my afternoon!" +Could totally see 90% of her annual mating taking place that one week with random dust covered strangers.,She could do that in one MDMA fuelled scene! +Who Can I Turn to Now That John Oliver is Done For The Year?,Info Wars +Lol she's admitting to be a racist.,"she's not racist, she is nigger-kin, for she identifies as a nigger" +"That's how parody religions start, yeah, but they generally don't remain parody exclusively. Are you going to say that no one actually follows the Church of the Subgenius, or Discordianism, too? There's no one at all who takes that stuff seriously?",Well maybe Bobbys do. +Marian Hossa scores OT winner against Devils. Becomes the 6th player in NHL history with 15+ Overtime goals.,The man just can't not be a beast +Clippers and a guard bro.,Until skin gets caught in the clippers +High School witch lays curse on bullies,That was super hard to follow +"Depending on the movie, in some cases they were right.","True, but I was talking about movies shot in Cinemascope." +I still don't understand why people a satisfied with his stop it comment in response to racist attacks around the country that ensued after he was elected. Really? Stop it? That's all you have to say? I have a feelings he's going to react to all civil rights issues in that half-hearted manner.,And remember when clinton told wall street to cut it out and we were all supposed to be satisfied with that?... +how i can summarize my entire year in one post.,Good luck - 2016 can suck a bag of dicks. +Rough morning,Better than graph paper +Tied to the comic and pushed to end of 2017,Can you send me the source please ? +I dont understand it (thanks language skills) but it's a beautifully made site.,"CPNL offers REALLY cheap catalan courses, go for it!" +I prefer Puttin' on the Reich.,Love it +random question (or not...): have there been any GDP scenes featuring anal?,Yes +If you dont like it just ignore it :\^),It's so simple even an idiot bigot could do it :) +If you decide to make a post please read it twice and chech that every information is correct. Miswriting a world finalist name is unacceptable in my opinion. Disrespectful.,There are different transcriptions from Russian alphabet and they also depend on OP's native language. +"Favorite Off-Meta Picks in Conquest? My personal favorites are, Aphrodite Supp, ADC, Mid, Jungle, and Solo. Edit One: I'm a no life Aphrodite.","Nu Wa ADC, Sun Wukong Support, and my personal favourite, Ratatoskr Solo." +Wallmart near the checkout. Glasses repair kit. Cheap.,Good luck seeing the kits among all the other junk there. +"I don't understand it either. He's spent his entire life breaking agreements (and wedding vows) for his own selfish benefit. Then he says Look I'm super selfish and greedy and narcissistic. It works great for me! Let me take all that, you give me all the power, and I swear I'll use it for the benefit of all Americans and not to screw everyone and enrich myself like I have the whole rest of my life.",As if he's ever said anything that remotely self-cognizant in his life. +Is there anything that isn't better in sloth form?,If your penis was a sloth that would suck. +Donald Trump Jr.: Media would be warming up the gas chamber if GOP acted like Hillary Clinton,That little turd would say anything to take focus away from his comments about daddy's toxic tax returns. +"They should just put turrets at the checkpoint that downs any enemies within 100-200 feet, the checkpoint ganking would stop real fast.",LMB Turrets x4 at every checkpoint ;) +They appear to have not shit themselves. Best night ever.,yet..... +"If you were to swap out your GPU for a low end GPU(like an Intel HD4000), what games would you play and most importantly how would you survive?",POE and Guilty Gear XRD would work just fine so no problems for me +"It's hard to have a rational discussion with people who believe that the Earth is 6,000 years old and that humanity started with a talking snake and a magic tree.","No, just a big Michael Bay explosion in space and then some magic soup." +"I have go-to outfits that I know work together from previous circumstances where other people have matched them for me. I just stick with those combinations and call it a day. The tricky part is buying new clothes... I've bought at least three different pink shirts thinking they are white, and not realized it until I'm told the true color while out in public wearing them.",Both Android and IOS have apps available that will identify colors using the camera. +How does Ted react?,"No legal liability comes into play so I assume he just looked sad and said, Oh, mannnn." +Yeeehaw!,Is this the kind of stuff you find on the deep web? +"You should all prepare yourself for the narrative in the press that Trump did well, because I guarantee that will be the takeaway. Unfortunately.",What makes you say that? +I talked someone out of having food poisoning once.,I talked someone into having food poisoning once. +Cause he isn't calling on people to protest a person.,"Also, one does not blow their political capital like that." +The difference is between being hireable and unhireable.,"but thats ok, because if they riot hard enough bernie will be wisked away to the white house where he will destroy capitalism once and for all so they never have to be wage slaves again!" +Trump win reveals new White extremism in middle America,"Shocking, comments disabled on this article." +"No, surrendering in a MOBA has been a bad idea since HoN introduced it",I'd rather surrender 20 min in than sit thru a 55 min loss as long as the whole team agrees to it +What words do people always miss-pronounce?,"Miss-issippi, Miss-ouri, miss-ion, miss-fit, miss-guided, shall I go on?" +Well I for one admire the French - when their government does something to piss them off they down tools and strike ! If we all did that sort of thing then we wouldn't be in year 6 of a bloody disastrous Tory reign of terror !,"Yes, that worked out so well for us in the seventies and eighties." +"Well, MK had holiday taping going on and that always brings terrible crowds. Not sure why others would be packed.","Nice weather, and one last vacation before Trump gets us nuked." +"Ah, are there any healthy fermale scientists, they all a bit unhealthy most of the time.","In my experience, yes, but I worked in a physiology lab so all of the scientists were health freaks." +I blame the DNC.,If only they had run Sanders... +"Honestly the mega minion allows these decks to exist. Hog, Beatdown, Siege, and Royal Giant all lose to heavy air decks without it. Being able to use 1 card to help beat a deck allows for way more variety. Sure the mega minion adds to the power of the air decks, but if they didn't have access to it they'd just use another card. Mega Minion allows a bunch of deck archetypes to be viable.",but everyone hates on mega minion.. it can't actually be good for diversity +It really bothers me that the President elect doesn't understand basic concepts like time and space.,Where we're going we don't need space! +But wait it's actually not the same PBR.,"Don't be jelly, Kim Jong." +Benji Ban Any thoughts on if he will be allowed in the studio on Monday (assuming there is a live show)?,It was a fake but for the air to get Howard talking about some of the stuff Artie attacked him on. +"But if I don't get this report in on time, our customer is going to be so mad, they're going to stop doing business with us after 15 years of loyal service. Then, my boss is going to fire me out of the blue even though I don't have any other disciplinary marks on my record. Then, when I go to file for unemployment online, they're going to reject me because they believe my boss, even though he has no documentation showing I've been a poor worker. Then, when my wife finds out I have no money, she's going to immediately kick me out of the house because she doesn't like men in poverty. Then, my car's going to be repossessed, so I won't be able to find another job. My parents are dead. I have no friends. None of my co-workers will talk to me because I was fired. All I have is the ability to locate a cardboard box and an alley, which is why I need to get this report in on time.",This is why people build fuck-you money. +"Now, should I name him mil muertes, or Pentagon Jr.?","Watch Ultima Lucha Dos, and you'll find the perfect name for a dark type" +"Reminder: Abuse the report button, and get banned from Reddit I know you think it's funny to leave comments for the moderators by way of clicking report. Well, it's not; It takes time and attention away from dealing with actual objectionable material and material that breaks the rules in here. In other words: It leaves those of you who actually _do_ behave according to the rules more vulnerable to spam, purchase help requests, potatocam pictures of the M50X without impressions and all sorts of stuff you _don't_ want to see. It's also an activity the _site admins_ takes a very dim view on, because it's one of the things that fall into breaking reddit, and they _will_ ban your ass from Reddit for doing so. So, those very few of you who think this is amusing: I'm going to ask you very nicely to stop it right now. If it doesn't stop, you can expect your Reddit accounts to stop functioning as intended next time you try.",Reported for lack of META tag +Archimedes Death Ray,Plausable. +"If you can't take a Stunner, how can you beat ISIS?",By grabbing them by the pussy. +What is wrong with the fit?,"It's just overdone, we have vacuums or brooms in small corners all the time." +What skymall purchase will you be making with your new found riches?,I am open to suggestion +"There is nothing more satisfying than destroying a Lv. 10 gym, and replacing it with this smug ghost.",It would be better if a level 5 trainer was there with a gengar heheheehe +It didn't work because you didn't use the search feature of the sub reddit.,"Noooo, there is no search button but searching for people responses." +"And the populists are on both the left and the right. Melenchon, the primary Left Party candidate, is polling basically even with Hollande for next year's election.",Bernie Sanders is a prime example of a leftist populist. +"Why is Hardhat's Pyramid so close to Imps? What's the reason for it? Was Hardhat at Imps? If not, which was built first?",it was part of imps duh +This is definitely true. Air travel has become accessible to basically everyone which probably outweighs the cons..,Depends on what you think about everyone +"Good,they will die from the sexually transmitted diseases",Or you know there are condoms and such. +"*We should collect all of the trash in the world, turn it into a ball, and fling it all into space.*","Some scientists theorized that the garbage ball would eventually come back to Earth, but these theories were dismissed as... depressing" +It's nice to have Kyle Football Player Williams back,It's better than hearing about how Favre is just like a kid out there. +It was not my best moment,So hot right now. +Offense was ranked 13th last year,And worst in 3rd down conversion +He cant smell either?,Or OP has a smelly couch +"DLC Guns~ What's your favorite? The good,the bad,and the ugly I have the Banshii,the L4 Siege,and the Butterfly knives. I guess I'm an antiscorestreak guy. I don't like the pay-to-win thing,and I post this only to hear about the other guns. A lot of people have most of them. I already know the first sniper was shit,but the DBSR is better. A friend of mine has the Ajax and the FFAR and are pretty good guns. What do you guys have and what's good and not?","Ajax then Peacekeeper then FFAR then HG40 then Marshal then Rift then Banshee then L4 Siege ... sorry, but I really only wanted the DBSR and Shadowclaw, so I guess we all have our problems ... I have most of the melee weapons but do not use them at all ... 0 kills .... Note that I have 35 days played (i.e., a lot of CKs over the year) Note that I only play HC - I imagine some of the weapons are crap in core" +Just another part of the unlikely story of these Mets. Dare I say these Amazin Mets.,ReplaceMets +I drew all current heroes in one paper. (except Underlord),KUNKKKAAAAAAA +So what would u suggest ?,If I were in your shoes I'd go to 10.1.1 the authors are essentially saying 10.1.1 is the easiest to do with these exploits and though others are jailbreakable it requires more work. +"I wouldn't argue with that. You can speculate on where these genres would be without Hendrix, but we'll never really know. He wasn't the only person playing with fuzz back then, and personally, I've never been a big fan of wah. The fact is obvious: you can't even say you don't personally like Hendrix with incurring the sanctimonious ire of his followers. I'm not a Beatles fan either. Perhaps I should be lynched.",Perhaps we should lynch all the Beatles fans instead... +I beg your pardon?,windows 95 what don't you understand +Watch Fuck Me In The Ass Because I Love Jesus on YouTube,Video marked as private. +"Also, may I add that CS:GO is a video game xD",xD +The only requirement we have is don't be an ass. You're just mad because you don't meet the requirement.,"Definitely, because i desperately need this group to clear my raid ids." +The best part of waking up...,but thats not folgers +"Have you heard of eve online, a game about internet spaceships with a large helping of spreadsheets?","I have heard about people hunting down other people and harming them over said spreadsheets, yes!" +Game Update 12/6/2016,No more stun assists THANK THE MAKER +"I would ask if you're shitposting on purpose, but I think you are just really this dim. There's a point in life when it's okay to admit you have zero idea about certain things and you're way past it with this one.","If you would cut all personal arguments, then you said literally nothing." +"Which is SO SILLY to me. Georgia is an agricultural state. If we get ahead of this, Georgia could stand to make incredible amounts of money off of being the established economy. Sure, Florida, Arkansas, and Louisianan have all legalized medical, but if we, as a state get into the recreational game, hot damn. I don't even smoke, and I can see the benefits on all levels. But no. Can't have that.",Clearly you're not thinking of the children. +"The new and improved CSA, Corporate States of America.",Borderlands is going to be a real thing I guess. +Solid reference.,"Good Morning Vietnam is in my top 25 all-time, love that movie." +"Crawdad, dad.","It's a Yabby, mate!" +This is a blessing in life..,"It's actually 6,000 years old." +"my nephew is going to a private school for his early years. This year the parents council are fighting with the school to replace the seats with bean bags and the removal of all pens and pencils in favor of the rubberized iPads the kids are using. so yeah... it's happening. I fully expect that when I have kids ready for school, the school uniform will be a foam costumes that go from head to toe.",All that's left is to rubberize the walls and make the school uniform a straitjacket. +Extension para Google Chrome que cambia Nicolas Maduro por Gordo Comunista XD,XD +"He meant to refer to the peritoneum. Clearly he has a misconception on the nomenclature, and didn't know what he was talking about biologically. His statement would've made some sort of sense (or at least contained internal logic) if he had known the word for the amniotic-sac-like membrane that holds your guts in. He's miraculoisly uninformed for a propert, seer, and revelatory. Must have been very naughty to have chased away the automatic spiritual fact checking that the Holy Ghost normally does for apostles.",Too bad there isn't a trained surgeon on the Qof12 to educate everyone... +High elo data/player analyst,"well kinda, hes on the playtest team." +First Look at Atmospheric Dogfighting!,Must be one of those on rails shooters. +OMG! He couldn't even see us! HACKER!!,"such bullshit, he has to have a modded controller" +Wait really? I though he was just casting overwatch for them now.,I think he's doing both which is why he's not doing other things for lol like summoning insight because he won't have enough time +UNOFFICIAL FIRE THE COACHES THREAD #2 FUCK MARVIN FUCK NUGENT WE COULDN'T BEAT THE BUFFALO FUCKING BILLS AT HOME,"Instead of just saying fire the coaches I think it's more important to offer a good replacement as well: Here's my picks: Kris Richard, former secondary coach of the seahawks now the defensive coordinator of the seahawks Dean Pees, Current Ravens defensive coordinator George Edwards DC Vikings" +The tolerant left....tolerant until you don't believe as they do. Then everything goes.,The left can be and is intolerant but the right are the reigning champions. +*All will become one* Hail our new Phyrexian overlords.,So say we all. +"Which song disappointed you in HTSD? First of all, i loved the album and all songs in it but there is one song that really disappointed me, not because it is bad but because it was completely different than i was expecting: Murder One. Why? When they said that was going to be a tribute to Lemmy, i was expecting they going full Motorhead: a catchy, speedy and rock anthem but to be honest, i thought that the song was a little melancholic but still a very good song.",Spit Out The Bone +The Left Needs To Get Over Multiculturalism,Because there's only one culture? +**We are disabled** Atleast that one applies to all.,Abliest scum! +"Sometimes I get confused, but then I talk to myself and I explain things. After all, if I don't do it, who will?",wtf +A genuine question about Juliana Crain; why does she get so much hate online? I've watched both seasons now and don't understand. Can someone please give me examples of why they don't like Juliana? You may need to refresh my memory when it comes to some events in Season 1. Thanks in advance!,She's the death magnet of the show. +Could this have something to do with lactic acid?,Not a damn thing +My vote is for Andy Dick as the Pierce's pill hallucination.,His voice is pretty annoying. +Dodgers Must Cut Debt To Comply With MLB Rules,Maybe they can put it on the DL and then claim they broke some kind of record ;) +"The entire premise of a sanctuary city is absurd. Why even have laws? What in the hell? How can someone, more less a liberal, take a stance like this? Rahm, sections of your city are a war zone. You have done nothing to fix it. Glad you are making humanist statements like this.","Because to them: fuck the law if it doesn't go along 100% with my personal beliefs Not saying conservatives don't do this on other issues, just that in this situation it's ludicrous that this is accepted." +Official Game Thread: Baltimore Ravens (5-4) at Dallas Cowboys (8-1) ...,Who woulda thought we'd solve our CB issue with a 4th rounder! +"I live in Seminole heights. Everything is put together, just won't power on.","Hey, I cant come over and help.....but if you PM me, you can get my number or join my discord and I can help you trouble shoot" +You know you're a terrible human being when your first thought is about how this is going to affect the upcoming Star Wars films.,You know you're a terrible human being when your first thought is about how this is going to affect your chances of fulfilling that slave leia fantasy IRL +I like actually want this no meme like how do we make this happen,Mass tweet to Chance and POTUS +jesus doesn't exist dude,no hes saying jesus as in the mexican name because only a peruvian would use such color coding +"Nope none at all, I was hoping that patch that went live today would sort it but unfortunately not!!! I'm so pissed off, I want to go raid some settlements!!!",New patch out today should fix it :) +I mean it is kind of unfair.,"Eh, fuck them." +I can't tell if that's meant to be aoh Jesus Christ this is going to be a strange presidential administration or a oh Jesus Christ this is going to be incredible kind of Jesus Christ.,"Obviously placing a gay men with a BBC fetish, in a cabinet supported by the KKK and including a homo-therapy believing religious fanatic would make for the most awesomest presidency ever." +"Obviously placing a gay men with a BBC fetish, in a cabinet supported by the KKK and including a homo-therapy believing religious fanatic would make for the most awesomest presidency ever.",But Milo's not gay.^;) +"I've always hated Phillips, but JIS seems pretty on point. It's like a refined Phillips. I'll never understand why Phillips became the most common style though, they really fucking suck. If torx or square-heads became the go-to I would be sooooo happy. Leave the Phillips to the drywall screws.","Phillips was created for a very particular purpose (aircraft aluminium panels, where limiting the torque was a requirement), and then inappropriately disseminated everywhere." +Batman Beyond,This is not faithful to the original show. +fish lvl?,82 +"Great place, shame about the people.",They're a friendly group. +How could we forget Bill Kristol? Maybe he can be head of Trump's ministry of propaganda?,Ministry of Truth. +"But when the beardy guy is desperate in shitting position in front of the TV, the other guy should be able to see him. Am I the only one obsessed with that?","I think the door was meant to be closed to the characters, but they kept it open for the cameraman and storytelling." +I can always tell if there is a terrible support in my squad f after taking a flag or two with help from a flare he doesn't fill me up... I always keep my scouts who spot filled up and also try keep em alive with covering fire! Wish people did the same! Insane class synergy with them 2 can take bases so easy tag team unless a tank rolls in lol! Limpets do a tone of damage but you gotta hide for that refil!,but the ammo pack is for the support not the team! +Can Passimian receive Innards Out? Is there a list of abilities it cannot acquire?,Passimian's abilities are [Receiver/Defiant] +White guy bows to black queen.,r/Menkampf +"Such a brilliant story, so few cutscenes... (End game spoilers) I'd honestly trade these DLC expansions for more time spent on fleshing out the main storyline. The more digging I do on the internet, the more rumours I find of things being left out of the game. Things like an explorable area in the snow area, a dungeon-like area in tenebrae, a 'world of ruin' version of lestallum. I've heard these areas were practically done, then hit a logistical road block (presumably time constraints), then ultimately cut from the game. I LOVED the game, but it pains me that such a potentially great story was so poorly told. In addition to this we had such interesting characters, and other characters that were introduced to us...only to completely vanish in the second half of the story. At the very least, why not more coverage on who Ardyn is? Such a BRILLIANTLY written character that is so underused. I can't believe by pure chance I examined a painting in a room to find out he was a former king. Why wasn't this explicitly stated? Why so many blanks in his story? A little more on Luna and on Ravus would have helped us connect with people that weren't Gladio, Ignis, or Prompto. Speaking of Prompto... what was with this MT reveal? Where was the build-up for that? That scene was came completely from left field... we needed more exposition on these things to care, to empathise. It would make my day if Square released some kind of enhanced edition, or directors cut edition in the future that further expands...or attempts to complete what feels like an incomplete story in an otherwise brilliant game. Honestly, I don't feel particularly pumped about this extra DLC on characters we spent all our time with when we were left salivating over others that deserved more screen time. If you reach the end of this, thank you for reading. I just wanted to let this out and make some noise. You never know, someone might be listening.","At how much each cutscene was costing, I wouldn't buy many either." +Bernie Sanders Calls For 'Fundamental Reassessment' Of Democratic Party,I don't see what the problem is... the head of the DNC was only taking money from predatory payday loan companies. +Political analysis as done by most of my facebook-friends applied,"Yeah, the Nazis the most PC group of people in history." +You seen the size of that thing? Its bigger than most children,You clearly done feed most of your children enough then mate. +Laser cutting is so satisfying to watch.,Is this normal speed? +Does anyone have any ideas why its been falling a bit lately? Is it time to increase the fine?,Reality TV. +Wickd + Irelia,Better than average Irelia players. +"Castle, implementing the techniques of his mentor, Solid Snake.",I hope you weren't squaded up with someone who actually needs to abuse glitches in casual hostage in the easiest room on the map to defend. +The live demo is still being advertised on the site even though it has already passed,I'm going to return my copy of the game.... +"Should have bought a PS4 pro, BF1 downscaled from 1800p",You forgot this +"There is a good chance that this was the only steam account that exists with half life purchased in 2003 and 0 minutes playtime. This gives his account some kind of value, the account itself gets a lot more rare with this. Sure its useless because you cant show this and you really wouldnt get much by selling this account but still I would have kept it that way.",Steam accounts actually have value! +"Being falsely accused of driving drunk. Asshole Sq superintendent saw me drinking at a baseball game and then a few hours later getting into my car. He even called the cops who showed up at my parents house in an attempt to bust me coming home. But I had gone to a friends house instead. Here's the thing though. I wasn't over the limit. I actually OWN a breathalyzer and had used it before getting in my car and was at a .07 which is well below the legal limit. Now, today at work I had to report in front of him and the CC who said they would be considering taking away my driving privlages. Is this something they can legally do? I tried getting ADC on the phone but they said they need to call me back.",Obvious troll post is obvious. +"When you got 1 SSD for Windows, 1 SSD for games, 1 HDD for recordings, 1 HDD for programs, and 1 HDD for more games. I like seeing my drives first!",just make a shortcut for the drives and pin them in documents baka +Show them your teeth ladies..,The right side of the Tiger's turret cheek looks like a concerned Canadian from South Park :D +Classic Bob Kelly: I BROKE MY KNEE MAN,HOLD MY HAND +Spend ten bucks to buy a bunch of pokecoins. Give her some incubators and lucky eggs and she will be happy :O,"Hi, definitely not Niantic" +"It all depends on where you live. I went to college in Athens, and it's the quintessential college town. South Park was extremely popular during my tenure (2002-2006). Atlanta practically exists outside the Bible Belt. I moved from rural-as-fuck Georgia to suburban Atlanta (Gwinnett County) as a child, and the experiences were completely different. I'm going to digress here because this got me thinking. I have empathy for people who live in poor, rural, backwards areas. When I moved to metro Atlanta, a majority of my classmates were transplants from the Northeast and Midwest; it was all very much general American suburbia. It was honestly a fantastic experience for a child, though a lot of that was my parents breaking the poverty cycle, (my dad's parents were sharecroppers). I went from living in a trailer with no phone or cable and nothing to do but read or play outside to the fully-involved world of a wealthy, vibrant, highly-educated area in the mid-late 90's. Which, by the by, was a fantastic time to grow up in America. The economy was booming. My dad went from making $20k a year at his old, rural job to starting at $80k at his new one, working in the city. My mom went from being unemployed to making $40k a year as a paralegal. I don't have to tell anyone the difference in a family of 4 living on $20k vs. $120k. The schools were a million times better. I was a bright enough kid, and I finally got put in classes that engaged and challenged me. I went to college on full scholarship and did quite well - something that I doubt would've ever happened had I not moved, because I would've never been given the spark. Flash forward and I'm now 32 with an MA and an enjoyable, fulfilling life that, again, I don't think I'd even be close to had I not moved at an impressionable age. People who grow up poor in rural areas really don't know how bad they have it. When I a kid, I accepted my situation as normal. But then we moved, and holy shit! Nice houses, new cars everywhere, shopping malls and supermarkets. Landscaping. Good roads. I got to play baseball on real fields, with real equipment, uniforms, and umpires. And I had real, actual friends. It was all pretty much like the story of Boris Yeltsin going to the grocery store in Houston. That's not even mentioning the specter of religion that you're referring to. As a kid, pretty much all social functions revolved around church, and I was forced to sit in church and be scared to death every Sunday as the preacher screamed at us about hell. I won't even get started on the peculiar theological ideas that crop up in out-of-the-way country churches due to lack of education and misunderstood context, but I will say that I was scared my dad was going to hell because he liked the Allman Brothers and the Beatles. Thankfully, again, my parents left that behind. In recent years I've come to realize they probably only attended church the way they did to keep up appearances, which I'm sure was true for many others as well. A lot of people on reddit probably don't understand the social stigma of turning away. Sorry for my rambling, off-topic reply.",Scrolled to the bottom to look for about three fifty and was disappoint +Magnus Carlsen just missed a painfully obvious Mate in 40 after 70. Kxf5.,Magnus is starting to slack off. +My new hoodie makes fun of redditors.,"I expected something insulting or a bad attempt at so, but this is awesome." +sorry,what? +"Oh, I guess you mean the map where they have them shown as Very common, Common and so on. I hoped there would be actual coordinates that I missed :(","no, there are not, because they don't spawn at exact locations but rather areas." +"Yea but there's no way Leo wins an Oscar for a light hearted, cross country romp",To be fair I'm quite amazed that he didn't get the Oscar for the Wolf of Wall Street. +"Houston, we need a dongle",At least we'd make it to Mars +I think you mean *Spanish Netherlands*,Habsburg Netherlands best Netherlands +"A long time ago, I also thought that Quran would be filled with verses that glorify violence and call for killing all people that have a different faith. Last year, I purchased the Quran as a commented edition from Muhammad Asad and read it myself. It gave me another understanding of it, I totally changed my view. It's actually a really beautiful book, and you have to extremely concentrate while reading it because of its mytical messages between the lines. All of the Muslims I know are decent people like all of us, and none of them could ever do harm to somebody. The problem is not the Islam, it's rather those imams who misuse the Islam for their political agenda.",Bingo! +Malcolm Subban to start for Bruins v. Wild,Maybe he becomes the next Hamburglar? +Presumably she did the drumming in a studio rather than running around off camera with a bongo? That might explain the lack of injuries.,Sounds to me like someone who's not very dedicated to their craft! +We may all disagree on politics. But thank god we can all agree on religion.,Praise be to thor +"And especially, don't forget to man the RB",So I sell my Robys...... today? +Advice on improving my base?,"i found incendiary IED's to be really effective at protecting the inner perimeter from raiders, would recomend placing a bunch of them all over the place." +The Progressive..Right?,I'm down. +TIL that Judge Douglas Ginsburg was nominated for the Supreme Court in 1988. He had to withdraw his nomination because it was revealed that he smoked pot when he was in college 18 years earlier.,Should have gone for president. +When cosplay is too sexy,"Not even the same generation Sony, WTF..." +"LPT: If you're on a simple tv (without a surround sound system), setup your audio to 2.0. This way music and voices will have an equal volume.",LPT: always tell your electronics the truth +Every car should have a button for a half volume horn so I can beep at daydreamers at the lights without sounding angry.,"If you just kinda quickly punch the horn, you can get a really short beep that works great for that purpose." +"Continuing the theme of discussions, what have you simply never understood? This is a bit of a broad topic, but it's interesting to address. This would be things like not understanding a particular lyric, not understanding a part of the concept, or not understanding the love/hate directed towards particular songs and albums. Personally, I've never understood the dislike directed towards The Color Before the Sun. The album, while a diversion from the concept, the typical progressive style, and generally is a different sound, it's still very nice to listen to, with really the only unenjoyable song to me being Young Love.",Why is the Iron Negro hungry? +Saints to sign Travis Feeney of steelers practice squad,Those bastards +"Yeah. Sadly a lot of the MSM loves to push the agenda that all conservatives are racist, gay-hating, gun touting bigots.","Well, it's because they garner the uneducated white male vote, rather than the virtuous inner city, oppressed minority vote." +Porn industry optimistic that production will return to L.A. after defeat of condom proposal,"Yes, because less safe sex with hundreds of random people is a good thing!" +65% of colour commentary in Houston last year.,Cuh-ler* This is Texas you're talking about. +All I want is to be able to high-five a friendly titan as I run past. Maybe an explosion afterwards.,ROBOTIC BROFIST +"I mean, that's actually completely untrue considering Stein is currently on the ballot in 48 states and Harambe is RIP.","My legit only hard no on Stein is reducing nuclear... We need more nuclear, it's cleaner than any fossil fuel, more reliable than any existing renewable, and cheaper long term than both." +"Awesome news. I am curious what the attitudes of the teams would be like, knowing your audience, and knowing you probably have a 5-7 minute window to play. I'd assume that safe, ultra-conservative offense, and zone D, would be frowned upon. More than likely, both teams would encourage a very fast pace of play, with a few more daring plays. It'd certainly be an interesting discussion.",I'd love to see lots of foul calls with lengthy discussions to show everyone the spirit of the game +Trump Tells Supporters at Victory Rally 'We Are Going to Say Merry Christmas Again!',Could Joe Walsh act any more like a dramatic teenager? +Mike Breen's freudian slip,Smh Mike breen thinks all tall white guys look the same #racist #whitelivesmatter +There Is Only So Much One Person Can Do,Looks like your backpack ran out of space. +What do you call a Dragonborn who's into weird stuff Dovahkiinky YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH,A kinky Dragonborn +it might hurt the recipient a little but you could freeze the berries..,FROZEN BERRIES ARE A MYTH +You CANNOT forget the carrots.,And the lettuces. +wasn't aches on the 100t who used arguses and shit like that ... in a league match,"They used them expecting to lose all maps in fairness, they managed to win a few though" +Not sure what subject but I do know that I have more arms than the average person,"How many do you have, 2.5?" +Wow... she just wanted to get you to get rid of your cats?,It was 4 years ago and I honestly don't know what her point was except for the obvious - spreading information of utmost importance. +"Obama is lying and bragging about himself again. Obama is a habitual liar. The Obama administration continually and dishonestly misidentified terrorist attacks. These are a few that Obama does not consider terrorist attacks: Jun 2009 The shooting at Little Rock AK Nov 2009 The shooting at Fort Hood TX Apr 2013 The bombing of the Boston Marathon Nov 2013 The shooting attack at Los Angeles International Airport Apr 2014 The shooting attack at Fort Hood TX Apr 2014 The shooting attack at Skyway WA Jun 2014 The shooting attack in Seattle WA Jun 2014 The shooting attack in East Orange NJ Sep 2014 The knife attack in Oklahoma City Oct 2014 The ax attack in two NYC policemen. Jul 2015 The attack in Chattanooga, TN that killed 5 marines, one Navy sailor and one police officer. Nov 2015 The knife attack in Merced CA Dec 2015 The shooting attack in San Bernardino CA Jan 2016 The shooting attack in Philadelphia PA Feb 2016 The machete attack in Columbus OH Jun 2016 The shooting at a nightclub in Orlando FL Jul 2016 The shooting attack in Bristol TN Jul 2016 The shooting of police officers in Dallas TX Jul 2016 The shooting of police officers in Baton Rouge LA Aug 2016 The knife attack in Roanoke VA Sep 2016 The bombing of the Marine Corps run in seaside NJ Sep 2016 The knife attacks at the Mall of America MN Sep 2016 The bombing attack in NYC Nov 2016 The vehicular attack and stabbing at Ohio State University",body count of these grassroots lone-wolfs? +I guess ROX tigers are gonna get a fine now with that MF support. LoL,You forgot the +No update for me.. D: I just started getting back into gta online and I have the biker update but there's no tron bike. I see everybody else driving one. I check for updates regularly but there's nothing? Is there anything I can do?? I'm playing in the ps4. There's nothin in legendary motor sports.,You have to give me all of your money in game to unlock it. +Your full of shit. - *Junkrat*,Excuse me? +ARK: Survival Evolved is buying votes for Steam Awards with a sheep.,I guess using a sheep to bribe the playerbase for votes is the best use of a farm animal. +is literally how r/the_donald won it for him.,"Yeah, racist memes won the election, not anti-elitism and trump's promise of jobs." +"People who don't flush their excrement in public restrooms and instead let others deal with your fecal stew, how do you manage all that extra free time you have?",I use those free seconds to imagine your horror when you enter that stall and see my magnificent stool. +For me it depends on the exact situation. If they are actively rolling around fighting I wouldn't fire as it would be too much of a chance of accidentally hitting the officer. If the officer was on the ground basically trying to cover up vital spots and I had a good back drop for either missed shots or over penetration then maybe I would do what the citizen did. Honestly without seeing the exact situation I can't give a 100% accurate answer as to what I would do.,"You could just shoot him in the leg, right?" +I'll never again seek care for anxiety because of shit like this. Obama's America...,Sounds like you might need it. +Total War: WARHAMMER comes to Linux on 22 November,I refuse to purchase this until the name is changed to its proper title Total Warhammer. +"Well, I did it. I feel like you may be tricking me just so i embarrass myself.","here's $60, now you get your *entire* house towed" +To build or to sell for a build?,make a keychain +"New to RP, Looking for a group to build a D&D style Wow campaign I want to try to create a D&D style WoW campaign where the quests and direction of the adventure are somewhat predetermined (e.x. you don't do dungeons until you get finish theverything storyline that leads up to them and the quest lines and zones are somewhat planned like a D&D campaign would be). Heirlooms would help accelerate things making the game feel more progressive and allow for more customization of a characters look, but it would also remove an RPG aspect of the game like worrying about stats. I also have an idea of having more than one party fit in so I'm not putting a limit on how many I'm looking for.",I'm interested! +"So how are you going to buff Smoke then? IF you haven't heard, yes it happened, the acog got removed from the SMG-11, and while many will waver in joy since no longer do they have to check each and single window when they spwan; but this leaves Smoke in a bad place, he is my most played op, and I love playing him for his very unique play style, for me playing smoke, especially when he got the impacts, was mostly a learning experience, it taught you so much about the game and it's current meta, it made you use your utility like no other operator. But now his pocketsniper is gone, and there is only lack luster weapons left behind, his shotgun needs practice but its mostly good for utility, and his FMG is basically a MP5K pre-buff. So basically, he needs a buff, or he will just rot away. But I will let you guys comment what buff he needs if he is to lose his pocketsniper.","Smoke is fine how he is now, tip for salty players about losing the acog: git gud" +mom's spaghetti,Delet this +"Let NFL players have personality. Seriously, who the fuck is against Touchdown Celebrations? WHO!?!","Not Antonio Brown, that's for sure." +Blue Dragon was a fun game. Never got too far into LO. The characters were too moody.,Sounds like a JRPG to me +"Can we please be able to see our own shadow? It would be a good addition if we could see our shadow on certain spots, so that we are aware of where they could see our shadow, therefore prefiring that specific angle without us having a chance of reacting. I know that with enough experience you'll get to know on which specific angles your shadow is or isn't visible, it's still a good addition to making this game where it should be (alongside many other updates and changes, of course).",What if shadows were just removed? +Fake as fuck,I remember this from last year. +Anti-Trump Protesters Block Ambulance; Father of 4-Year-Old Girl Dies - Paul Joseph Watson,"No big deal, kids do not need fathers if they have social justice." +Sanders Announces Bill to Close Tax Loopholes Used by Trump,I assume Trump supports it. +Waddup,I'm pretty sure that's the ATF's job. +Most Picked Operators ESL Pro League Season 3 Finals (With weapons and attachments),I'm surprised Doc was at 8%. +They're a fun hobby albeit an entirely impractical way to listen to music.,i head the new car vinyl system is going to revolutionize the way we listen to music. +It's on the frontpage you muppet.,"Thanks, I didn't realise." +An accurate representation of every ranked game I have had,"Man, I love healers, but sometimes they're more annoying than dps with how needy they are" +They also hate Trevor Noah and want him deported to.,Well he's black that makes sense +just as long as they actually lower the price... the wiiu has barely dropped in price... and they wonder why it never sold well,"The Wii U barely dropped in price as the marketing has focused on adding value instead (pack in games, dropping the base model, etc) instead of straight price cuts which are a race to the bottom of the discount bin." +Boehner would compromise. That's why conservatives didn't like him.,Because god forgive a politician should practice the art of compromise. +"To answer most questions here about the foot. 1 I did not want to get it on the back of my wrist because of my profession, foot makes it less obvious that I am in the HGW. 2 I have a tattoo on my right foot as well and now they balance out well. P.S I did make sure to get it on my left side where command seals normally go",thanks :) +What is your favorite alcoholic drink?,Free +you can sponge damage from it and still survive + save guys around you.. Probably not against anti tank nade :D its confirmed,Can you link to where this has been confirmed? +Servers down again? Just got logged out. Brynhildr.,Ultros just took a good big ol' crap +"Why telling women to just 'go to another state' for an abortion is utter BS. The notion that women could just hop over state lines to get an abortion is preposterous. In much of the country, there would be nowhere even remotely close by for them to go.","As a Hawaii resident, I don't understand why I can't just walk over to the next state?" +Who the hell is Room?,An overweight Romo +Canada isn't high altitude everywhere.,But it's above America! +It's more watch the Islanders stone themselves as the other two metro teams rub salt in the wound,I'm fine with this +"Just realized that Westworld is basically an extended episode of Black Mirror Been staying caught up with Westworld, and in between, while needing my fair share of techno-future-sci-fi TV, I watched a couple great episodes of Black Mirror and am super addicted. Westworld lives so much in the same world as Black Mirror, that perfect amount of darkness, foreboding future philosphy stuff, and amazing production & cast that it really feels like it could've began as an episode, and HBO just bought it up and turned it into a series. (Which, by the way, could be done with literally every concept introduced by black mirror.)",I feel the same way about **Falling Water**. +"This is a real school, and that is their real mascot...",So are they the Ozark Hillbillies? +"I'd love to help you, but I'm on PS4. Sorry. :(",Thank you anyway! +"Goddamn, this writer really runs the whole *hands* motif into the ground. Takes Duva too much at her word. Never bothers asking why or how boxing got the way it is, just casual style whining about the state of the game.","I think it's a pretty interesting piece with a lot of info I didn't know, but I am in total agreement about the *hands* business." +"I bet he was *white* too, that bastard.",That's why he walker away a free man +TIL Guatemala has more Nobel Prize winners than it does Olympic medalists.,"Bangladeshi chiming in, us too - 1 Nobel, and the largest country by population to not have won a medal *sniff*" +Should I... Should I drop Drew Brees!?!,Lol no +Keys crates CC4 2crates/key CC1-3 9 of any crates/key,3xcc4 + 9xcc3+8xcc1+6xcc2 = 5 keys +My favorite picture of Biden,Is this before or after they had their pizza? +The Thorin Treatment: Celebrating the Full Monte,Could Thorin have his nose any further up Monte's ass? +"Trump is now viciously attacking a union leader for questioning his lies about the carrier deal. He doesn't oppose the establishment folks, he IS the establishment.",I'm sure glad we have a first amendment. +I think that's fucking awesome.,What's your least favorite news source? +What would be your preferred starting lineup tonight against Costa Rica?,"Guzan Yedlin, Brooks, Besler, FabJ Bedoya, Jones, Sacha, Pulisic Altidore, Wood" +"Great, more divisive articles",Trump started it! +What major company would you like to see fail and why?,All world governments cause i want to see a world war in my life time +The apple light probably shines through the sticker,Shine bright like an ... apple? +What were you known for in Highschool?,Being a violent prick on the football field. +"How are there people that hate Stafford? I mean, seriously. Never a god damn doubt!",I sure as fuck hate him now. +Game Thread: Bruins vs Islanders **GO BRUINS**,"Why do you do this to my heart, Bruins...?" +"After we spent the 20s and 30s closing our doors to the refugees fleeing the Nazis, including many Jews (because you can't let a bunch of Jews in, obviously), we firmly said Never Again once we learned about the scope of death in the Holocaust. And by that I mean, Never Again unless it's Muslims in Syria dying in droves. They don't count.","Why should the us get involved, it hasn't touched their soil yet." +"If you get banned on their Twitch, you'll get banned ingame. Brilliant move, HiRez!","I was timed out for having an opinion, their mods are fantastic" +BBC reporter stopped from covering elections in China,The BBC should hire triads and have those people beaten to death. +"Have to be honest, this new racist meme just reminds me of SUNN O))).",everybody knows that Sunn O))) is only OK and Greg Anderson's best band is Goatsnake because it doesn't reference globalists))) +How could so many people in this country not have the critical thinking skills to have realized this? He's the equivalent of a door to door vacuum cleaner salesman who will tell you anything that you want to hear in order to make a sale/win your vote.,This vacuum will suck the corruption right out of your carpet! +"He may have given my husband life-saving medical coverage, but he didn't say the words 'radical ISLAMIC terrorism!'",Radical pre-existing condition...he won't even say the words! +"*Sigh* Soon he'll be renting out the Orange House. Sadly, I'll actually be happy if this is all Trump uses the presidency for.","make a big donation, spend a night in the Lincoln bedroom." +"The BEST thing about the start of this Competitive Season We have a lot of amazing teams coming into this next event. I am really keen to see how alot of these teams match up. OG, NV, FaZe, C9. 4 Big name orgs participating with alot of really talented players. Rise and LG both have really solid squads, ontop of that we have the yet to be announced orgs coming into the scene from Killa and Nameless. And I really want to see my man Chris get another young talented 4th that he can guide. This event could of / can be one of the best events in competitive history just from how good alot of teams look. Kind of sick of seeing a lot of negativity on this sub (warranted negativity none the less), can we try to keep this thread positive and about the actual topic. Which teams do you PREDICT to do well at this event(doesn't necessarily have to be based on facts)? Who is your Cinderella story?",Namelesses team is Evil Geniuses I thought? +Why the refs treating DeMar like he's a rookie,Because you don't just throw around calls because someone is trying to get them. +Some day we'll be able to shitpost about McCourt's grandson scoring at the Brandywell in the European groupstages. I can see it now.,That sounds absolutely glorious +"Reddit, what do you want for Christmas?",$ +"Cristiano Ronaldo has now scored 500 goals at club level: Sporting (5), United (118) y Madrid (377)",Best stat to come out this will be the team he has faced most often without scoring against. +or maybe he has a different phone.,I choose to believe that they have a smart ass that loves to fuck with people. +"Why is anybody surprised? What did people think was really going to happen? We're basically getting Bush 2.0 here. Different President, but literally the same in almost every way for every other office. Disgusting. I feel sorry for anybody who actually voted for Trump hoping for anything other than just getting screwed over more.",Cant wait for Iraq 2.0 +"Yeah, there's a new Ghost Rider introduced in All-New Marvel NOW!, he's got a second volume coming soon.",Do we know yet if its an actual Ghost RIDER or is it still a Ghost DRIVER? +Most happy upbeat Gambino track? What are your favorite tracks that show Gambino being happy or have more of an upbeat sound?,Sober until the techno part +That was heartbreaking to watch shroud's reaction to that :(,More like satisfying +couldn't get to into morrowwind. It's way too dated,Play some Arena to shock your system then you will find Morrowind perfectly playable. +"What did you think FNaF first was when you only saw the thumbnail of a video? I thought you were having a sleepover for the week at your friend Freddy's place, and things got horrific. What did you think it was?",Low Budget Chuck-E-Cheese fun game. +"Maybe? But I think there are rare cases or anomalies... like myself. I've ORD-ed from... an elite vocation that most people will WOW at (*not trying to brag, read on*). But the entire time, I felt like I've only managed to scrap all of the training be it through luck or with the immense help of my buddies. I kid you not, I **struggled** through my 2 years. At no point I felt like I truly belong to the vocation. In fact, I'm pretty sure I'll struggle even in most other combat vocation, mentally and physically. Really think it was a mistake that I was allocated to that vocation.",I have also met NSmen commandos that make me question how they made through it. +What will you always upvote?,Comments that make me understand myself better or that I think could have a positive influence on others. +"QA Engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a sfdeljknesv. Only, in reality, you'll use some software to setup scripts to do most of the ordering for you.",Orders a \ Orders a 1..0 beers +Yes. Deal with it.,lol...... you forgot the +Are we denying our colonial past?,Why the edited headline? +"In 2011, an exiled Iranian political party called the Mujahedin e-Khalq, known as the MEK, paid Giuliani to give a speech in Washington calling on the State Department to remove the group from its list of terrorist organizations. The MEK recruited a host of other formal officials to its caused and succeeded in reversing the terrorist designation in 2012. From the AP. Giuliani took money from an Iranian terrorist organization to lobby on their behalf in order to have their terrorist designation dropped. Ladies and gentlemen, your next SoS!",But the Clinton Foundation is Pay to Play... +TIL that Michael Caine started acting because the drama classes were full of pretty girls and he wanted to get laid,Isn't that why men do anything? +CSGO / BO3 crossover. Imagine if comp were like this.,That was painful to watch lol +Trump's teleprompter went to shit. He basically said who needs it and took it apart on stage and talked without it. Priceless moment!,"If this were Obama, he'd be a stuttering mess!" +"I've seen those somewhere, but I don't recall where. Nice sets.",Probably in the half a dozen posts here of the exact same thing +Cain's Victims: Before and After,hobbies - getting injured. +"Just wanted to add that if you're heavily intoxicated and so is your partner, it's not automatically rape, and it's not automatically consensual. It's a grey area/detail that a lot of people gloss over.",That's true & important. +"But that's completely opposite to Redick's game. Redick is a sub par dribbler who can't create for himself well when he has the ball, but his ability to create space by off ball movement is unrivaled at this point.",He's become a very good dribbler since coming to the Clippers. +Even fascists agree there's only one way to stop them...,proof that radicals and fascists agree! +Classic cat prank,That's some high quality you got yourself there. +Cat Meeting Babies for the First Time,"Oooh, it's a baby, what a prank!" +Vodka is just wasted whiskey.,Typically made with an entirely different vegetable.... So how's it wasted? +Pistons to build practice facility downtown Detroit. In talks to potentially play at Little Caesars Arena.,From one palace to the next +"Sure, because republicans are against LEGAL workers coming into the USA to work. No wonder you lost.",Nobody is gonna legally come here for a part time job dude. +"22 Horny mistress looking for attractive, masculine skype slaves to control",Seems legit +For some reason my sisters cat sits like this everyday,"If i sits, I shits." +It was completely gone. Sorted by CP and everything.,"Another bug, I also encountered this after a gamecrash (Recently actually) I relaunched pokemon go **Twice** and it came back on my list as in a gym." +Alternate Colonization of South America,I wonder if there would be an United States of Albany in this timeline and if they'd have their owh version of Manifest Destiny +"Agreed. Maybe OP lives up north, and I don't mean this as an offense to anybody. But the South (US) has quite a few raised trucks around. And if any type of driver can be a douche bag its them. I'd personally let them take up 49% here.",I live in Alberta and I'd say it's about 70% of douche drivers are in trucks +"What makes your world and characters boring and generic? Dragons that breathe fire, some empire with corruption, some wormholes that make space travel possible, some main character that somehow becomes the immortal mary sue, some edgy guy out for revenge.... Describe it as the most apathetic setting and having the most single-dimensional personalities that no one would want to read.","Are you asking for cliches in our world, or what makes our world cliched?^^^asshole Because other commenters offered the former." +Because he'll manage the shit out of any investigation. Failing that investigating officers will be transferred out of case. Failing that they will die suspiciously. That's how amit shah rolls bro.,#Thugdokla +"Undergrad: Huh, a sore in my mouth? I should probably stop biting the insides of my cheeks. Med school: Huh, a sore in my mouth? Definitely SJS, tell my family I love them.",Probably just HPV. +It's up now!,Already got it :) +Cactopus confirmed several times that it is coming this patch.,"Right, and Riot has never, ever said SoloQ was coming for sure and then said it wouldnt come." +Upcoming Kog'Maw changes,Only took them a whole year to realize Kog's update was bad... +"To be honest, if you are from east asia i'm easy.",So anyone east of the west coast of India? +They don't have the right to know her status. Maybe she doesn't like her family.,"You don't know that, though, so why make assumptions?" +How he's a billionaire is beyond me.,Gives good blow jobs? +What makes you feel calm?,Lavender +That's not really great for battery life or general tablet performance.,"Well it's the most popular i7 family for the form, both Microsoft and Apple use it so there's not much choice unless you go HQ." +"That makes him honest. When Trump is fucking you in the ass, he winks right at you and says Hi, I'm fucking you in the ass.",That makes him smart. +yup. at 10 the distortion is mad.. the kit lens does a fine job for going wide. but im gonna have to disagree with the 35mm. thats gonna be too tight for a vlogging hand held extended style.,"Oh yeah, if he's only self shooting at arms length and not on a tripod then the kit lens would be the best, lots of room to experiment with and light weight." +Sneaky Sneaky Amagi,sneaky breeki Amagi sempai +Yeah me either. NASCAR and ARCA are the only sports I watch.,"Congrats, do you want a fucking medal?" +"I think I broke the BL2 RNG... I made a new Siren character in BL2, get to Knuckle Dragger, Hornet drops. Great! ...Midgemong, KerBlaster drops. Uh. ...Boom-Bewm, Bonus Package drops. ...this isn't how combinatorics works. ...Flynt, no Legendary, but his pistol dropped. Has anyone encountered anything like this?",You should kill savage Lee. +BF4 has a single-player campaign. Supposedly better than BF3 but neither were very memorable in my experience.,"Yeah no doubt, I was only thinking in terms of environment of easily getting used to the controls without dying every second as you would in MP, especially if one plays that same game in MP later, it'd be more familiar." +"Apple working on at Augmented Reality Glasses, which would connect to the iPhone and display images and other information (Bloomberg)",OH MY GOD APPLE IS SUCH AN INNOVATOR NOBODY HAS EVER THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE +I guess he wants salt for Christmas...,"Holy shit, whoever gets him has to give him a pound of salt." +If you're a virgin... There's Good news...,Literally the mother of all selection bias tho +"Daily Advice Thread 09/28/16 Post questions regarding team composition, content progression, and the like in this thread. If you are able to help your fellow summoners, please take some time to contribute to the community and answer questions yourself as well! Please give all relevant information when asking question - your monster box if asking for help on progression, what enemies are on whatever TOA floor you're struggling on, etc. The less people have to look up to help you, the more likely you are to get a fast response. --- Some common questions and simple answers are listed below for convenience. This list will be added to over time. * Always get one copy of a HoH monster if you can do B1 * Safe GB10 team: Veromos Shannon Bernard Belladeon +1 (healer or DPS) * Safe DB10 team: Veromos Belladeon Reviver DPS +1 (healer, cleanser, or Verde)",Do you have to buy a $99.99 pack to get the transmog for all attributes or will the $29.99 pack give them to you for the selected mon? +. . . unless you bought a Note 7,Oh god +MRW I hear about a guildie getting a 3rd legendary after the drop rate bug is supposedly fixed and I still don't have a solitary orange to fuck on...,You will get one eventually +Perfect eggs and toast!,This is far from perfect. +BAY AREA STREETWEAR MEET-UP #4 (12/17/16),"the dye fit was simple but flames, loved the album" +Awesome thank you. So I can just burn forward with the story and come back later to do any of the side content I want? Nothing will lock out on me?,Yes +She packed my bags last night pre-flight Zero hour nine a.m. And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then I miss the earth so much I miss my wife It's lonely out in space On such a timeless flight,Needs more /n to achieve maximum Shatner. +"I have no confidence that SC could successfully test if her butt needed wiping, much less any advanced forensic testing.","Hey now, she's got great edge a ma cation!" +like i care lol! I just thought it would be funny. because even if you're a fan of him there is no denying in that he's a child and behaves like keemstar.,^^^* +Whatever you say Jon (get it? cuz Jon is Garfield's owner? I'll show myself out...),omg YOUUUUU +"Like you said, the legendary pilot is RW and Japan is also know for its car industry.","Fast & Furious, Ghirapur Drift confirmed?" +3D Printer Failure,"Looks like the material in the basin has started to solidify without being stuck to the base plate, that should be a liquid, and not look anything like applesauce" +this has literally been posted every day even today your the second to post it and its still not new its happened since X and Y,:) neat +Is that Lake Blanca?,Yes it is. +I can't believe you call 3.6/1 simplified.,You sound like a kobe fan. +what is 2k exactly? doesn't sound like it would be hardly any better than 1920x1080 to me.,2k is a big difference from 1080p... +"Favors vs Hill: Who Would You Extend? It seems pretty crazy to even be asking this question but in light of how the season has gone so far, who would you extend? Hill played very well up until his injury. Is his play sustainable? We haven't had point guard play like this in a long time and quality PGs are hard to come by. Favors is Favors but having soreness in his OTHER knee now raises concerns about his longevity. In some situations he's not on the floor to finish games if Coach Q decides to go 4-out-1-in with Rudy + wings. So if you're Dennis Lindsey, who do you extend?",Both +Today is international talk like a pirate day which for those of us from the west country means it talk day.,"Better than being called a farmer, I suppose." +"Students Around America Stomp, Cut, And Burn Flags To Protest Trump Election",Really helping your cause there +Ubisoft Is Removing Vulgar Nudity From Watch Dogs 2,"Ah, good thing we are protecting people from poorly rendered vagina, after all they could start thinking of women as objects because of this and the society will crumble." +Yeah because the network doesn't use that much resources now. Imagine the user base grows 10 fold. Running a node would become a luxury.,BS. +"That's something i never understood from Trumpers. So you're sick of establishment types and corporate influence in politics, so your logical solution is to put the corporate entities in politics directly? I mean, what the fuck did people think would happen by placing an unscrupulous businessman in the president's chair? How the fuck is that draining anything, it's so fucking backwards it makes you wanna scream. The idea that he's on any side but the side of big business is insane...",You have to run the country like a business! +"Most of us carried a second skill in a 3L or 4L that could still clear the whites/blues pretty quick but didn't output enough damage to kill ourselves. There is nothing wrong with mechanics that punish uber DPS. It's a trade off that you have to make. Do you want to have uber DPS and run the risk of occasionally dying or do you want to tone down your DPS to just good and not have to worry about reflect? meaningful choices are a lot of what makes POE so much better than other ARPG games. I don't think they need to directly nerf damage or buff monster life to slow the game down, they just need a few mechanics in place that punish the break-neck pace people are playing at now. As a good FYI, I watched Zizaran's stream last night, that build and clearspeed was bullshit. Literally shield-charging around 1-shotting the screen nearly as fast as flicker attacks. It was almost like having a flickerstrike with 3-5x the normal AOE on flicker. I honestly don't even see how those types of builds can be fun for people, you don't even see skill animations, can't really stop for loot, and every single enemy is exactly the same. This is coming from someone who loves to play pretty mindless builds, but I still like to enjoy the game, if I want an xp game sim without worrying about anything I'd go write a text-based script game that gives you a semi random xp value each time you click your mouse.",we just need a long road with random loot on the way while gaining xp via walking +I did that about 5 rounds ago,Are you sure? +What's wrong with gambling?,It's illegal in some states. +"Trump supporter, 15, beaten during Rockville protest",If only Hillary hadn't normalized political violence by offering to pay legal fees for violent supporters +"IMO he can stop with the jumps, but keep going with the swings and spins!",Honestly it was all pretty rad +Wait...are you guys actually furries?,The world may ~~never know~~ probably know. +"It's shocking that most of my FB friends from an ivy league university (not bragging, just context) are so deep into the anti-Trump circlejerk. The funniest part is when I debate them and then their parents like my posts and chime in with pro-Trump comments. I just respond well at least a real adult agrees with me here. They get so mad!",seriously -_- +I sure hope so. We need a single source of news that is state owned and operated. Enough of these media companies vying for control of our thoughts. RT is a perfect example of how we should be getting our news.,You forgot the +Get a one VIP serve and load the vanillas as a Family Dollar or Dollar General. You can load one card at Family Dollar but multiple a day (up to $2500) at Dollar general.,"I will have to look into that, sounds like it'll work" +"If you could have one non-wrestler athlete or personality sign as a performer with WWE, who would it be?",Donald Trump....... Wait +Newton mayor makes move toward gubernatorial run with new hire,What a surprise +There are a few things that were mentioned in interviews and whatnot that don't show up in the patch notes :/,But are they in the game? +Game Thread: Tampa Crablegs (0-0) @ Atlanta Falcons (0-0),SANUUUUUUUUUUUU +Letsplayvideogames site down?,"Yep, we broke it" +Trevor Bayne would win the 2011 Daytona 500. I was one spot from predicting the top 2 (I said Gilly would be 2nd).,"Wow, I also knew Bayne would win the 500, I just knew something was special about that team watching the Gatorade Duels." +"* Nipple clamp * Fake pussy * Breast pump, the oversized kinky type that fits the whole boob in * Prostate massager * Anal hook * Gag, many varieties * Strap-on * Sybian, I deserves a call-out from other vibrators * Fucking machine, the one you stick a dildo on * Fuzzy handcuffs * Electric simulator * Sex swing * Whip/flogger At least some of these should qualify as sex toys.",You forgot Bad Dragon and other comparable animal genital shaped sex toys. +"I mean, dogs and cops spawn in cities normally, so could be POI related. Probably is a bug still, though. OP should report it on the official forums.","I'm sorry to report I kinda liked it :) I didn't die and got scared : job well done Devs, even if unintentional :)" +Are they a witch? 7 ways to tell.,Number 3 will SHOCK you! +"The inland farm areas are republican though, except for the highly Hispanic imperial valley.","more to the point, Northern California and the Sierra Nevada went R. Without them California would quite literally dry up." +"If SK takes over, the first thing they'd do is to kick US out, since they'd no longer need protection. US need NK to justify their presence of military.",Yeah just like Japan did. +Ya but the loosing side should be trying to see how to win people over not fucking doing the same thing that drove people away.,"WELL IF YOU WERENT SUCH A RACIST PIECE OF STORMFRONT SHIT, YOU'D NOTICE THAT WE ARE THE ONES IN THE RIGHT AND NOT YOU!" +"I don't have stuttering issues on `bspwm` with `compton`, even though I had a different config when i was using `i3wm` (and i didn't get stuttering issues either). If you're interested I can send you my current one.","Sure, I'll gladly test a different config :)" +She doesn't look any more confused than usual. What's this about?,Desperation. +The largest group killed was Poles. They just dont whine about it.,"To be fair, the holocaust is but a minor foot note for the shit the poles and to a lesser extent Lithuanians have gotten over the last 200-300 years." +And more then half of Americans,Don't you know it is all just economic anxiety? +I presume you validated the game on the launcher? Also: get latest graphic card drivers,"Yes i did both, to no avail sadly" +******hostage room******,Leave that to Fuze. diff --git a/chunk16.csv b/chunk16.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..a818924582312adb34ab7eba3f82c041ef4af6d4 --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk16.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1668 @@ +Input,Output +Nerds are the best candy,wanna taste me? +Really? I only play destiny and division and I've never seen this.,can't tell if +Over 1200 in my personal library scooter.,Reddit links don't count +"I think it was for waterproofing, jack being basically a big circular hole into the device, while the lightning port is probably a lot easier to seal",Galaxy S7 has a headphone jack though +5th grade math r/Donald style,"As someone that almost lost the knee down in Iraq, bless this child." +How the Process of Diagnosis Works (According to a Self-Dxer),God the lack of punctuation in that post makes it nigh on impossible for me to read. +I know level doesn't mean much but I finally hit the big 100,Can I borrow some Renown? +"We actually used to host hundreds of nuclear weapons and ICBMs, but voluntarily disarmed in 1984 and have since 1998 signed treaties repudiating the possession of WMDs. This makes us, South Africa, and Ukraine the only three states to undergo full nuclear disarmament.",I would be genuinely surprised if the Russians haven't put a nuke into the Crimean Peninsula yet. +"Yea, because as of right now to get to high top 500 you basically have to play the most bullshit games ever with shit players, decent players, and god players mixed together. It's a joke compared to League of Legends challenger or even csgo's ge matchmaking haha","League and cs:go have a fuckton more players, obviously they have an easier time matchmaking." +Alabama,*north woods* *alabama* +"Get_Right has a legit disease, a form of chrones. But everyone else responding making fun of him, keep on doing your thing.",eh what? +You deserve more upvotes!,I'm resisting the urge. +"But when Disguised Toast attacked with his weapons it didn't hover over his own minions. It only was random for enemy minions, not his own.","His only minion was Noggenfogger, and the targeting very clearly passed Noggenfogger before landing on the final target." +"He wasn't bad per se but he wasn't noticeable at all and has mostly been scratched in favor of Jordan Nolan, which says something in itself",Hey Jordan Nolan is an elite sniper +That velociraptor was perfect. Like traveling back in time.,"I didnt make it that far into the video originally, lmao thanks for that!" +The only warzone those girls have probably ever seen is the beauty salon. No fucking way they're Ukrainian soldiers or on the frontlines. There's no way anyone looks that good in a warzone.,"Can't have your hair loose like that whilst on duty, it's fake." +I've downloaded all of them so it's easier for me to do word searches,I can likely combine what you have into searchable pdf. +There is an explanation to this.. and this isn't it.,"By any chance, do you know what it is?" +who wants fibre on their dick?,"nobody, thats why the person you ass fuck needs to eat more of it." +"And device used detect marijuana plants also known as binoculars. Not that I agree with what the police did, but this article is sensationalized trash. But I guess that's okay as long as confirmation bias is there.",Its enough buzzwords to throw the idiots that frequent this sub into a frenzy +"No, that's actually it. Football and baseball are BORING. With a capital B. Soccer's even worse. The NBA is a lot more exciting, but it's way too high-scoring (oh yeah, and their refs throw playoff series). So, it's no wonder that hockey is the only sport that's on a major upswing right now. It's fast and exciting, without being ridiculously high-scoring. The players aren't pompous assholes, they actually support their communities. You have finesse - and fights. Sudden-death (next-goal-wins) is the most exciting form of gameplay in all of sports. Etc...","Yeah, because I want to see a foul called every time someone dares to play defense" +FUUUUUUUUCK Golds Gym- Check out this ad they sent out.,This is no gym for a girl. +Warriors get murdered by Lakers upvote party,"Guys......The Larriors were coming off of a back to back, lets give them a break" +"Westbrook's defense isn't great, but I'd take him over Harden on that end of the floor every day.",You do realize that Harden was in charge of guarding Kobe when he was with OKC right? +How do you know who to shoot? Where to go? Where the enemy is going to pop up? Damn. Either I suck at FPS or war is confusing as hell.,"As someone who plays Verdun, it didn't seem THAT bad :P" +"The post clearly isn't attempting to show America's best inventions, it's to show the most culturally significant ones.",I find cars and computers to be more significant than Apple or Fast foods.... +"If someone did fit, they should probably see a doctor. Sounds like an erection could give them symptoms of blood loss.",r/insertions would like to have a word with you (NSFW) +"Ppl say to learn pistols with a .22 and 5,000 rounds of cheap ammo. Does the same rationale apply to rifles? Start with a .22 before a big boy? the reason people recommend learning pistols with a .22 is because the ammo is cheap and the low recoil won't mask or hide your bad habits. starting out with a full size service pistol might hide some bad habits. best to learn on the .22 and then move on to the larger calibers. does the same logic apply for rifles? start with a tried and true Marlin .22 plinker. learn good habits, THEN move on to the big caliber rifles such as deer rifles or ar15s and such?",Man is that even doable because I'm still having trouble finding .22 rounds at the store. +Hahahahaha that last one right? At first I thought she had on a really weird filter.,"Yeah, I have never seen someone with that long of a face before" +Petite blonde smashed by muscular black man,While bystanders gawk and film it. +The reference tho omg,glad i'm not the only one who noticed +FWD: RIGHT IN THE KISSER!!,Naw we had myspace. +"Weissbooty, eh? Also she looks really catlike in this pic.",I believe it's the Schneebooty. +Clinton's Nixonian failure to recall,TIL that only Clinton and Nixon are allowed to use the I don't recall strategy and that everyone else is too unprivileged to use it. +So you're not voting for Hillary then?,Or I'm not casting a protest vote. +How else do you expect me to walk across the bathroom floor?,What +"I've definitely done that before. I served candied chicken livers instead of fried chicken livers because some dumbass (probably me) put powdered sugar in the tin marked flour. I realized I fucked up the second I tasted them, but that sure as hell wasn't going to stop me from serving them as an appetizer to some friends.",Difference is those probably didn't make you want to vomit like this obviously did to the anchor on our left +He isn't in the right job and especially not in the right country if he gets annoyed by overreactions. Mourinho has had to deal with overreactions all year and I don't see him hitting back and petulantly responding to his critics. Bit daft of Klopp even talk about this.,"I don't see Klopp being so pissed off that he has nussing, absolutely nussing to say, either." +Highway robbery for a 4 core cpu..,Time to go and for the 6 core goodness? +"Lol, I can get all dressed in the US now. We'll see how good these ketchup chips are, but you gotta beat $18",If you're serious PM me your zip and I'll go price it out tomorrow at the post office. +YOUR,HANDS +Was this alleged affair before or after Bill Clinton was impeached from the White House for getting BJ's while he was married to Hillary Clinton?,I think it was sometime before the cigar. +Haha I'll do it during Sunday school,I'll do it with my primary kids! +What is humanity's greatest failure?,OPs Mum. +This is the Flamboyant Cuttlefish.,*kill the physicists* +Have you tried retracing your steps? I hope you find it,We've gone meta +"Yeah the system is broken. As long as you're reported by 6 people you'll get a mute, unfortunately.",I thought It was 11 people? +"I don't understand this. Am I the weird one or is b4nny? I ABSOLUTELY lose my cool like this, but when I lose my cool it's amongst pubbers. I'm raging at that pub Heavy that's too scurred to turn the next two corners into the battlefield because omg there might be enemies or he might die. I'm raging at the frag-obsessed Soldier who can't figure out the point he's THREE FEET AWAY FROM needs to be stood on or we all lose anyways, so it's probably not a good time for him to rocket jump away because omg a demo, a scout and a pyro, too much let's bail. And most of all, I rage at the five idiots who REFUSE to push unless they're standing behind me as Heavy, but somehow NONE of them can manage to kill the spy that just waltzed past all of them to kill me, and their immediate reaction to my death is to run away rather than continue the fight. That or the Spies that'll obsess over me when I'm Scout, because yeah genius that's a really fucking smart use of your time and I'm totally not going to demolish you for even attempting. I rage at absolutely rampant stupidity because there's nothing more infuriating than dying because you simply weren't prepared for the level of stupidity exhibited by your team. They fucked up, yet you get to pay for it. An experienced team though or experienced players...? I think I got mad a grand total of once in my entire experience with comp TF2, and that was after an entire game of the enemy Engie CASUALLY running in for a kill on me while they ubered in on viaduct (no the engie didn't get uber), and somehow the entirety of my team wasn't grasping that hey maybe we don't have to turn our backs while retreating and maybe we should protect our Heavy while he doesn't have his gun out instead of just letting that Engie walk right in, kill him and then back off. If you get dominated by an engie that's calmly gunning for you any time you don't have your gun out and you absolutely are NOT out of position or doing anything wrong, yeah, you'll get upset. I'm sure that was just bad luck though because that was absolutely a one-off and I guess none of them were on their game that day, but typically more experienced players deserve respect, because even when they do make mistakes, they probably had a reasonable thought process that led them to make that mistake.",lol u trihard dis is casul lol salty stoip tring 2 win look up causl in the dictionary lol calm don y r u so trihard just play 2 hav fun lol dont b so salt lol +This is big for us subway riders,and airplane riders +"It's hysterical, I swear 85% of Reddit must smoke.",Or they just hate self righteous douchebags like you and the previous commenter. +I believe Zarya is bisexual,What fucked up fanfics are you reading +Does anyone want to give away a roblox account with money on it or modded money or outfits,"modded This isnt GTA V, bye" +Uhmmmm guys? Why are we at alert level 3?,para wala na daw magisip ng rally +So a home brew 3ds isn't a 3ds bought from a store? I'd literally have to have something specially built or a 3ds modified? I'm a absolute scrub with these types of things sorry,Basically you're doing software-y stuff to make your current 3DS able to play illegal stuff. +Who is lore lady's voice? I've always wondered but it just popped back in my head and i didnt know if it was revealed yet.,Colleen Clinkenbeard +That is too much imo,Would do pink troika + orange neptunes or pink troika + pink sun if you add +I didn't have to for my test,California? +Terrible customer service and I still am getting unwanted calls and mail from them.,Thanks. +"I shouldn't though. This would make people believe they have the chance to prove something or that something that appears on reddit could be right just like that, and it's not a message I should show. Once the proof is out I'll show myself here, people should stay skeptical, I just needed information, didn't need people to believe in me.",It's been a pleasure being trolled by you. +CCTV footage of Albuera mayor's death missing,Shocking. +How long does the hack last on an enemy / health pack?,Enemy - 6 Healthpack - 60 +"I've checked with the Pollazzo/Venetian before and they have year round pools up top. Need a key card to get up to the pools though, I just wave the one I kept from a past stay anytime I go, not sure what you'd have to do to get in.",Are you referring to the 10th floor pool garden? +What iPhone?,Doesn't look like anything to me. +"Actually well before the Sun reaches the orbit of the Earth it will get so hot, that the oceans will literally start to boil and all the water on the planet will vaporize, killing all living things. That's something that will actually happen in the time span of a couple of hundreds of millions of years, not billions! But it's possible that humans (if they still exist) would be able to raise the orbit of the Earth and compensate for the increase in solar energy output. You would do this by directing very large asteroids in an orbit very close to Earth and let the gravity push Earth away from the Sun. But this would take such an enormous amount of energy we can't even comprehent currently. But maybe humans in a few hundred million years can.",Gary Johnson: Even My Nihilism is Wrong. +"Season 3 Smite? Looking at Season 4 So I've been out of SMITE since the Retro Herc celebration last Aug (Mid Season 2) obviously I want to get a team for Season 4, but I also know this isn't the place to ask. What I want to know is what to expect when I log back in and play a few matches (casual to start). I like to mid so I want an idea of builds gods and relics Thank you :3",Play Janus or get BM'd by Diem +try in match u will see it,wow you're right i hope i don't get ban for doing it +Creep white loser explain why he like love Asian women,"FIRST DATE: So, why are you interested in Asian women?" +The dreams......have come true.....,nikki or gtfo +The new Ello Asty?,**BUT NO DAMAGE** +PAYDAYCON 2016: Chains Dance-Off Challenge,Best thing is the backup dancers had desync. +Sins of the Tooth Tunes,Healthy way to skip the time no more Phantom's Cigars +"your favorite Rebrith titles ? What has been your favorites so far? Tied for first for me is Green arrow, Nightwing and Detective comics and following that is Redhood and the outlaws. Nightwing took me by suprise how good it was and so did Detecive comics finally having a badass Tim Drake! Red hood is good so far aswell really liking this red hood then the old school crazy dude who kills. Titans is in third for me really liking Wally west and all the Titans!",Literally every week. +Idiot,Marooon +I mean...why even throw the nade?,It's almost as if he was throwing the plasma at the red X for some unknown reason... +What about Gay Space Communism now?,"Not, gay, it's gape." +$10.50 goon bag? Go back to ya golden castle!,you missed the SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS +Donna Brazile is a piece of shit.,She's a persecuted woman +Fool me once,"Actually, the exploit snaps in two." +2016: the year when facts became conspiracy theories,And vise versa. +"Absolutely not. Fresh water fish, not safe raw, chicken extremely not safe raw no matter how fresh it is. Salt water tends to kill off the parasites that are found harmful to humans, and the ones it doesn't kill off are easily visible to the naked eye. This is not the case with fresh water fish, and especially not with land animals that cover themselves in their own feces. Salmonella can infect the entire bird without our knowledge, even the ovaries can become infected, which passes that onto the eggs. E. Coli can live in the intestines of chicken, and their feces gets trapped in their feathers, risk of infection is present even if you wash it because soap does not kill parasites. I don't care if this was the most delicious thing you ever ate, don't put that shit in your mouth. **Also, unless you know the source of that salmon sashimi is exclusively salt water, don't eat that either",I saw Bear Grills eat a raw trout before and he is still alive so that means I can eat all fresh water fish raw +I hate ISIS but WOW ! That's impressive. 2 simultaneous SVBIED.,These outposts look like they're barely strategically important so hopefully they died for nothing. +Take the Mike from Mike Trout and the Trout from Mike Trout and together you can form Mike Trout,Big if true. +"I am a man of many names. Some call me Hichard Dixon, some call me Moisterous Jinn. None call me on my birthday.",I roll for stealth... Natural 1 time to delete my account lol +"What's the point of giving a call to arms if the bonus is gone by the time my queue pops? I don't think I've queued for an in-demand role and had the queue pop before the bonus disappears (probably due to the influx of people queuing for that role). You used to get the bonus as long as it was there when you queued, regardless of whether or not it was needed by the end. Now it's just broken and you never end up getting any bonuses unless you're lucky and the call to arms starts at the end of your queue.",I think the dungeon finder remembers when you queued up because I've gotten my CTA bonuses after the dungeon is complete and the CTA is gone. +Something something bay area bandwagon fans. Something something *circle of liiiife.*,That's rich coming from the other most bandwagon'd franchise :) +The guard and everyone should just run away after cancelling all checks and cards that the owner hangs on to. Then operate the account from some other state.,"Tell your guard that about the 200% penalty and legal case and that he will get fucked , his boss won't save him" +The no recoil-ruin the emersiveness- Rambo gun,Have you recently been swimming in the Dead Sea? +People don't like entitled ungrateful cocks,Love to hear your rationalization as to why you think he's entitled. +What happens then? People keep saying this like once they get federal funding it will change everything. $10m? That's one percent of what a campaign costs nowadays. How the fuck does a third party do anything with that? Getting federal funding is a false goal that people have told themselves to feel better. It would accomplish precisely nothing. There is a reason why nobody explains the next step towards change.,Come on: taking the hard effort to spend a few minutes voting once every four is vastly superior to someone spending decades in Washington trying to change things. +If you're listing popular indies then let's not forget Inside.,I didn't really - if I had I would have added other smaller titles. +Canberra aren't putting in any bids atm. They won't happen if no one puts any renewed effort.,Sure the FFA have the means to put a potential Canberra team on the market for a bid. +They're traps?,Keanu Reeves' Girlfriend is a trap. +That's overplaying a hit. Not diving. Diving is when a player dives when he could have stayed up.,"That's not a hit, it's someone touching his ear and him rolling around like he got shot in the leg." +price is pretty firm but if the c/o is close sure why not :),I mean i was gonna offer 160 :p +There Should be a tutorial level for Minecraft so that new players will know how to play the game since Minecraft is a popular game many players will buy the game but they dont know how to play so i suggested this idea so that the new players will know how to play the game.,"Didn't need a tutorial to become the most sold and played game in the world, why would it need one now?" +I'll buy a key for the giggles not like i really play anymore,im your lost brother +"You're in prison based off of your highest rated comment, what are you in jail for?","oh jeez, I'm guess owning material involving a sex crime" +#GREAT,*FOR ONCE* +Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege | Operation Red Crow Patch Note,BB and Capitao's weapons get damage nerf HALLELUJAH +"You're in prison based off of your highest rated comment, what are you in jail for?",Saying platypi wear fedoras. +Maybe it's a 6-4 thing and Jack was actually 6-4 at some point in his life or so. Or maybe it's just a common tat for pilots in those times xD. Respawn? Feel free to jump in =p.,He couldn't be 6-4 if he wasn't a pilot before the campaign. +"Where's your favorite late night work spot? Can't remember if I've asked this before, so I'll do what a good redditor does and ask it again: It's 9:30 and I have literally nothing to do so I mine as well catch up on work. Except I don't really want to stay home. Thoughts on where to go? And if you say Clermont Lounge I'll slap you.",Clermont Lounge +She likes Nickelback.,^^^^fuck ^^^^you ^^^^man ^^^^they're ^^^^pretty ^^^^good ^^^^:c +A firefly landed on my dog's head.,YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE YOUR EYES +Jet fuel can't melt feel memes.,New york heat can't melt hillary clinton! +Prepare for the downvotes but that is pretty funny tbh,"Lol this fact blew me away, I almost didn't believe it, but it's true." +"Does anyone else feel that the exotic weapons don't feel so 'exotic' anymore? Maybe its from all the weapon balancing, but lately I don't find myself using any of the exotics outside of the GHorn and even then I could use something else. PvP and PvE, I just don't feel like the current state of exotics is up to par with the feel they had in Y1. There is almost always a better legendary weapon to use and the only thing I miss is the Ice Breaker.","Here are the ones that feel exotic still to me, in that their exotic perk makes me care to use them when the time is right: * Outbreak Prime * Bad Juju * Gjallarhorn * Dark Drinker * Telesto * Zhalo, as the last remaining elemental primary * Touch of Malice (very situational now, though)" +"No it can't. The election is over, Trump won.",Not according to CNN +"Well, if they bother to follow their own canon (wich i doubt it), it was confirmed in LoT episode Star City 2046 that Fefe would leave the city.",only 30 more seasons to go... +I got my my first legendary card for this play.,But junkrat doesn't require any skill +Do the Empire pay you for doing stuff to your butt?,Do they pay more if they do stuff to your butt? +**FALSE ASSUMPTION OF GENDER TRIGGER**,YOU DA HOTTEST BITCH IN THIS PLACE +But the important question is: Did you get your dick sucked by him?,"Nah, but he got a good hand job out of it." +"Styled my girl for some pictures, let me know what y'all think of the outfit. Also one of me just bc i was feeling myself",Your outfit is nicd Black skinnys on your girl would be cooler imo +Could you really blame him when he needs NC so badly?,Damn that's clever +Willian goal vs Manchester City (1-2),Otamendi is terrible... +"The Miz. Everyone is really high on him now and I've seen multiple people on here say he should get a world title shot. Why? Hes had the same gimmick since he started WWE, how are people not bored of him by now? Also, his matches are consistently average, not bad not great- why would you want that from a champ? He is great on the mic no doubt but when he was last world champion, in my opinion, it was the most boring WWE has ever been",They also made him feud with jerry the king lawyer which isn't going to get anyone over +"Corsair making a rare, but fucking huge, error in judgement.",Can G2A just die already? +"ESPN College Gameday Show Thread If you want a little ting in your tang tang, you can discuss and post anything related to the show (signs, screencaps, videos, etc) here.",But Clemson isn't playing! +"You are misinform or full of a Shite, cant tell. I cant take much gospel before i start to itch, but they dont force shit. I would say gay people force people to do shit. RT",Yeah you really gotta watch out for those roving gay raping gangs +my 64gb iPhone 6 has been lagging pretty often as of late,Yeah grab any flagship Android phone that was released same time as iPhone 6 and learn the true meaning of lagging. +And yet they never discuss any of the wiki leak emails.,coz the leaks ain't news +the white album from the beatles for sure,Isn't that the one they collaborated with Charles Manson on? +How many people have the Clinton's killed compared to GWB starting two bullshit wars that killed 7322 US men and women and between 66k and 123k civilians? Curious what that made up number is. I dare you to come up with a number bigger than 7322 US killed. I fucking dare you,You mean the war Hillary voted for? +Not again,2/10 without rice +he also just turned 17.,Can't wait to see him in The Hawk next week.. +You're thinking of the republicans/democrats. Not the libertarians..,i think you might want too look into libertarian ideology and goals a little more closely +"They are illegally here, they have committed a crime by crossing the border without permission violating visa laws, and they are criminals as a result. That is a perfectly sane chain of logic. It doesn't imply a moral tint to it. It is a simple matter-of-fact connection between committing a crime and being a criminal. On the other hand, it is also understandable for law abiding citizens to become frustrated with non-enforcement of the law. We pay taxes to enforce the law, it is not being enforced against criminals, and taxpayers should get what they pay for. That is also a perfectly sane chain of logic. This guy made the rookie level mistake of threatening his customers at his workplace. He deserves what he gets as a result. Stupidity has a price.",But if they're here under DACA are they really illegal? +What are some benefits of refraining from alcohol use?,More money for weed! +"I keep hearing about closet Trump voters, but I doubt they exist. Polling shouldn't reflect closet voters, because they are anonymous. I doubt people are afraid to tell a computer who they support.",Apparently there are closet Trump voters here in this very thread. +Cut off by a driver who left their wallet and phone on the top of their car. Karma.,Man if this was real it would be so fucking good. +"Ooh, learning. Thanks.",No problem have a great day. +Never my President and he never wanted to be,I bet you look at the whiners about Trump and go sore losers without seeing the irony +Stay wook,What? +"Can you elaborate? I also do not like racing games, but I'm curious to know why Forza is so enjoyable.",Horizon 3 is midnight club 3 Forza edition. +"I just added, I've got Fuji and croc max level with moderate cc. Fuji almost max sockets he's my primary",I got you +I like that you can hear his friend on the phone trying to get him to not be stupid.,"Well, his friend definitely doesn't have any accordiation on him so, why would he listen." +Thanks but it's okay.,Alright. +I'll consider it. We could call it the G**obj**nik 252.,Make one for is3 or t10 please? +Trump has no room for mistakes.,Good thing he runs such a tight ship. +6.89 Gyrocopter Flak cannon now applies on-hit effects and UAMs that or side gunner is affected by flak cannon,On hit effects: maelstrom gyro op as fuck +"Not sure what part of the US you're referring to, but where I live you can get Cadbury pretty much anywhere. I'll also add that Ghiradelli is by no means expensive as fuck. My local grocery chain actually had large bags of it on sale for around 2 bucks.",The Cadbury you can buy in the US produced by Hershey and fucking terrible. +:'( Gotta wait a year (and survive) to get hc iron man spooky house!,Hopefully hc uim is put before that year lol +Good. This man get things done!,Remember how the GOP was up in arms about Emperor Obama over executive orders? +Ding ding ding!,And Michelle Obama *is* black. +kid takes balls to the face,ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY? +"You're right, he did. His player option is now for 2018, rather than 2017. Still, that won't stop Presti from trading him, especially if it looks like this team is not going to make the playoffs. Better to trade Russ this season while he's still in his prime and injury free, rather than hold out and risk that he walks after a couple of subpar seasons by the team.",I don't disagree with you but I don't think it happens this season. +It's already one hell of a cosign to be praised by Questlove but to have him wake up D'Angelo at 4am just to listen to this says a lot.,I'm jealous of anyone who has the ability to know D'Angelo like that tbh +Proof that Zack Snyder can make anything look badass.,Good old' Snyder low-mo. +"Man, seeing Manhunter and Fate... I really hope we get a Martian Manhunter movie and a Justice League Dark movie down the line ( with Zatanna and Deadman at least )","Yeah, I was sad when the DCEU decided to go with New 52 JL instead of starting with MM." +"What surprise Rumble return would get the biggest pop? Right now I think it's up in the air between CM Punk and Finn Balor. If Finn comes back he has that added effect of recovering quicker than expected and it's a feel good ending to him having to relinquish the title. If Punk comes back, that stadium might actually explode.",*sirens sound* ITS BIG POPPA PUMP +When is rama gona get nerfed?,"Yeah and susano needs to revert his buff, 42% winrate balance." +Obama pleaded with a crowd for 2 minutes to stop booing an elderly veteran Trump supporter. When they calmed down he told them never to boo and to respect a mans right to free speech and pay respect to him for being elderly and a veteran... so of course the Donald posts this...,A STRONG LEADER would have had that protester thrown out +"Howdy howdy, still need a mule? Add me on steam: triplcant","Can't find you on steam, try adding me instead: rawbban" +It said it is heavy rail as well as light rail though. Technically gold coast line is meant to be part of the greater Brisbane network of lines....,"The creator of this work is in these comments and said it was light rail and rapid transport only, hence Sydney's map." +"I personally feel no millionaire can possibly truly care about the people. If you're never afraid of bankruptcy due to medical debt, if you're never restricted from jobs because you can't afford to move, you just fundamentally cannot know or fight for what's right. I feel the most recent Pope actually saw this same thing of the Church and has worked hard to peel back the opulence of the position.",Bill Clinton grew up dirt poor. +sey yes cause I need to know,"man, why you gotta be so rude?" +*spoilers*Finally after 4 seasons hopefully next weeks episode will finally give us an answer as to who is her father and hopefully HOPEFULLY wrap up this very bad storyline IMO that has been going on all of this season.,The big reveal: Liz's father is HAROLD COOPER. +Wubby is so much fun to watch. Hands down the player to look at for when watching Fnatic play.,I feel like he is not agressive enough on heroes like ETC though... +True. Everyone should just be going the speed limit. Makes the whole thing easier.,Or use their judgement to decide what is safe +"What Nouget (7.x) ROM are you using? I've long been a CM user (since CM8), and i'm still rocking CM13 on my N5X. The wait's been long, and clearly I like screwing around with things, and I'm wondering what non-stock ROMs people are using these days? Sell me on something different!",Pixel ROM because I'm too cheap to get a pixel itself :P +its hardly perfectly cool... or gay kids wouldn't be killing themselves left and right. these kind of comments are really disappointing.,"It's clearly a mental problem, lock em up." +Mutual Funds Meat Your Mom,That last one starts with Y. +What is this on?,A monitor silly +"Sounds like (if you have a typical water heater) you need an expansion tank, ( installed on the cold side of the inlet of the water) and or the expansion tank needs to be calibrated to the same water pressure that your house has.","It has an expansion tank, though, it sounds like it may no longer be performing its necessary function." +"So they want to pay woman for giving birth to sick and disabled children, who are going to be a huge strain for both parents and our social welfare system, but forbid woman who suffer from infertility issues from giving birth to healthy children that'd actually contribute to the society... Conservatives logic never ceases to amaze me.",Makes complete sense. +Rahdo runs through Oracle of Delphi (new title from Stefan Feld),I think this might unseat Castles of Burgundy as my favorite Feld game. +Please tell me what this is from?,Dr Mobius in Old World Blues. +you seem fun for a useless douche,thanks i try my hardest +hard to flip an ebt card,LOL +rather not say to keep anonymity,I understand. +Like golf ball dimples?,Like bullet holes in a car on the Simpsons. +Sacha made jokes about AIDS he should be no where near a project about Freddie.,"Yeah, joking about stuff is totally against everything Freddie stood for" +"Boys' Life magazine is edited by a man, and Girls' Life magazine's editor is a woman. Clearly, we need a man to take over editorial direction of the girls' magazine.",But what about the patriarchy? +"I think Basic Income is the bridge between our current Capitalist system and a Star-Trek-like society where energy is ridiculously cheap and abundant, and AI and replicators make money pointless.",It's comments like yours that give me some hope. +"Welcome back, Lord Poopturd",Thank you my friend +Ah... Damn hope she gets gutted then,No bias at all. +"I'm only 6'7, but I know the feeling. I am almost always the tallest man in the room in any given scenario. Walking in, every pair of eyes sticks to you for a good five or ten seconds until they realize that you aren't going to shout Fee fie fo fum and eat someone.",Matt? +So giants-cubs was at 6pm but dodgers cubs is 5? Wtf,It was EYBS meets *muh 100+ years of drought* +Newt Gingrich wants new House Un-American Activities Committee,"Don't worry, only nasty women and bad hombres will be targeted by this committee!" +"Oh, no! :( Sorry. Jubilee... How stupid I am :(",I'm still a little confused. +CLEAN,Like a marionette. +Victory for President Trump!,"You can hear a pin drop at Clinton HQ event, people are leaving!" +What famous person would be the best pizza delivery guy?,Tommy Wiseau definately +Head mod of r/Ethan here. AMA,How do you see Daniel as a first name? +Could someone who has ended in elite play a game against me? I want to see what am i doing wrong everytime i end in gold 3 and want to get higher. I'm on ps4.,"I've hit elite 3 twice this year and been one game away from elite twice as well, if you want a game my psn is goldenshoes6" +EA must be taking the piss with the new pause banner... Everyone has been complaining about how big and irritation the you cannot pause as you do not have possession bar is and why it has to be bang in the centre of the screen and has to sit there for so long. This year they made it even fucking bigger! and i might be tripping but i think it even stays there longer than it used to... Why EA? just why?,"I don't disagree with that, I just don't really see how people think it's actually gotten worse than last year" +Greg.,"Greg and a rock, sitting in a tree." +not i said the fly. the present pearl is just so ace.,What. +Why do religions care so much about what people do when they are naked?,"Because they believe in myths about gods that have been destroying whole cities and entire civilizations since the dawn of history because of what naked people did, and they don't want to get wiped out because you used extra soap when you washed your parts in the shower this morning." +"Melania in NC: I enjoy speaking to all of you in Pennsylvania so much, I decided to do it again. Crowd cheers.","Pennsylvania, Transylvania, North Carolina - tough for Melania to not get them confused." +What'd ya get?,Duhh he got a tubby stalker +"don't worry about the downvotes. You can't critique anything about feminism, no matter how rational or pro-equality, without getting downvoted.","Eh, I have enough Karma saved up, I can take a few downvotes." +Sleep tight Tucker,Sleep tight Tucker +"IT is, on live (console) he still says I choose you, spirit dragon","On PS4, it isn't new." +"Ti-e frica de o Transnistrie independenta? Sa nu-ti fie. Mai infricosatoare e Belarus, sa fim seriosi.","Dar nu suntem vecini cu Belarus, nici cu Coreea de Nord..." +Dancer's blades? At least make them lighter fromsoft why are they so heavy they are thin af,Shouldn't they be the weight of two curved swords? +The floor even looks like a Chess board!,Dude +"What band did you discover because you heard a song of theirs in a commercial, tv show, or movie trailer? I remember hearing Flathead by The Fratellis in an old Ipod commercial and loving it, then I checked out all of their stuff.",Glass Candy because of Bronson +Chesapeake Energy has stopped paying royalites to land owners in Pennsylvania for the gas they extract. Some have even been BILLED thousands for the gas that Chesapeake is taking from them.,Read this as Cheapskate Energy +Wade is only 7 blocks behind Lebron in the All Time Blocking List,That's actually crazy +unfortunately my country doesn't really have a frat culture...,Fortunately. +"Because like, six people live there and they're eighty miles apart from each other.",I love this answer. +"Drinking more water does do wonders for the metabolism, but this thread is literal cancer so","It's metaphorical cancer, idiot!" +"In my defense, I got the bed for free from the owner of the restaurant I work at. I will forever love him for allowing me to sleep on a huge comfy cloud",Did it come with a side dish of restaurant BIG bugs of bed? +"Vaccine research. It pays $150/week for a short appointment and a blood draw. It's by far the easiest money I have ever made. I used to drive for Uber, and I did not have a good time. I'd be especially cautious if you have a new car. People brought open drinks (alcohol and non), food, etc. into my car without asking, and if you ask them to finish their bright red mixed drink that reeks of alcohol and would destroy your seats of spilled before they get in they'll often rate you lower. And if you drop below 4.6 stars or so you're off the platform so you're kind of at the whims of the customers. Lyft might be better.","Watch out, you might get Autism" +"Idea to never need wipes again Currently we need wipes since bases would simply become bigger and bigger. Some changes : - Have constant decay on everything, don't stop it by e.g. opening doors. - Add inventory slots to tool cupboards - If the correct materials are within that inventory, those materials will be drained and your base won't decay Benefits : - Old bases will be removed rather quickly - It becomes impossible to simply build bigger and bigger even for the largest clans, since the cost to keep everything repaired raises too Tl;dr add maintenance cost to bases",Yea let's increase the grind 10 fold by forcing you to endlessly farm rocks and trees all day just so that your shit shack doesn't disappear on you +The firestrike from hell,Golden axe is the only way to go. +Kriegs meat Bicycle by JessyRuiz,The shiniest! +"Wait, what? (Titanfall 2)",A lot of people still dont realise you can kill with the Pulsa blade :D +GOALIE INTERFERENCE. Brown created a small wind in front of Vasilevskiy. The ref yesterday would've called it.,Pretty sure Kadri farted near a goalie and got a penalty earlier this season +What do people come to you for?,Advice for programming games +Patient Delivery System,"I think their greatest quality is that even though it is scripted, they make it feel like it's live and they're just being idiotic blokes." +What is your mundane superpower?,"I am weirdly friendly in some strange way that causes people to feel comfortable around me, and in privet share secrets that they would not even tell their spouses." +The Guardian - Nigel Farage to coach Donald Trump before next presidential debate | Politics,Farage is the laughingstock of the European Parliament. +Thats the joke?,Well it'd certainly take *someone* related to Satan to pull this tomfuckery +What is Lowe? Baby don't hurt me Don't hurt me,I don't know why match-maker you're not fair +"Apparently Donald and Danny were (are?) really good friends outside of the show. Just him showing up as a waiter, a bus driver, some sort of minor cameo would make my year.",Like on Cougartown? +"Sponsors, a lot of people watch these tourneys so ads are going to be present.",E$port$ +"I mean the save was good, but the need for the save was his fault.","I mean he bails out the team every night, he gets to bail himself out every once in a while." +You're a hero,We're ALL heroes on this blessed day! +"Yes, that would be where the wireless set is better. Honestly, in the 7+ years I've owned an iPhone I've listened to audio while charging maybe 2-3 times. It's a fringe scenario that can easily be addressed with wireless headphones, a small adaptor, or by just getting a different phone unless you're ready for wireless.",Portable chargers are popular +Nurse here can confirm. Some nights we question why we try.,"Remembering being a 7-year old kid in the ICU for 6 weeks, let me express my appreciation and admiration for nurses." +What seemingly petty thing gets you incredibly pissed off?,"Fucking open mouth chewing, not seeing it but the echo it makes coming out of their stupid fucking face is infuriating." +"Shit works, yo.",_Au +"I have bacon, Hungarian sausages and minced chicken. What can I make? The boys have planned a drink out and I am supposed to make something. That's what I have and am looking for ideas. The one I have in mind is to shred all of it into a mix and season with some herbs and make small cutlets out of it. I'm then planning to grill them in the oven and serve with brushed BBQ sauce. What else can I make?","Make the Bacon, then post elsewhere what to do with the other crap." +We wouldn't have Kanye without the Blueprint though.,Yeah it was overdone I said that +Could he have taken it to his own home? (Was never searched.),That's what I think. +lf2m ToO 5 to 7 wins,Shanky82 +US Jewish groups declare support for Standing Rock protest,Well the government is sure to give in now. +Scientists need to develop a third arm for maximum petting efficiency.,Perhaps mankind was not meant to pet this much. +"I want to live in Italy I am a 26 year old master's student that is fed up with all the things in Turkey. I am an architect, however right after graduation i started master's in restoration and never worked. I have lived in itay for 7.5 months so i am no stranger to Italians, the culture, the language. I can speak English very well (i know that it doesn't help much in Italy but who knows) and Italian (not that good but i am working on it i can pretty much understand everything) Now i am even thinking to start another master's or phd whatever that gets me there. I have a boyfriend there, however before marriage i would like to have something to support myself rather than just marrying him without a job or a scholarship to get by. I know things are also not so good in Italy economical wise but being a woman isn't easy here. I just want some peace in my life away from this messed up place and be with the person i love. For all the things combined i want out and would like some advice from you guys. (sorry if it is a long message but it is my first time here)",May I ask where in Italy you want to live? +The Jackson 5,more like *cat*son 5 +"Well, team played good, showed good intensity, we practiced good this week and I just thank my teammates and my coaching staff.","Well, team played good, showed good intensity, we practiced good this week and I just thank my teammates and my coaching staff." +"It's entirely systemic, when we were learning about indigenous history in class the way it was painted made me think it was a mistake and people should stop complaining. When I started doing my own research I realized how fucking horrific their treatment has been and continues to be, also the last residential school was closed down like 20 years ago, they were centuries long institutions of sexual, emotional and physical abuse which people STILL have trauma from it's mortifying and then people bag on aboriginal communities that don't trust the government and government institutions, why should they? They've been let down again and again and continue to be. We have reservations with no heat, no running water, no plumbing, food priced out of their wages, and even communities with no firefighters. Towns close to them won't fight their fires unless they get paid, it's a fucking mess and it's so sad.","But they had a national sorry day, so it's all better now." +"Alabama, turn their bones into dust",Plz +Line growing at tim Kaine Rally,"Oh no, we're in trouble!" +"You're in prison based off of your highest rated comment, what are you in jail for?",Getting erect in front of an audience from imagining then naked in order to ease public speaking. +But was this one also sarcastic? I just can't tell.,"Um, yeah totally I was being a fucking dumbass for a reason." +"and with all the talk about the working class voting Trump. well not so much. Yes, much of the white working class did, but Clinton won with those making under $50,000. Trump won the $50,000 and up demographic.","Problem isn't poor people voting for Trump, it's poor people not voting." +Drumpf voter spotted......,"Actually Gary Johnson, didn't know I needed to use" +List of FNaF Pint Size Heroes from Hot Topic,"I swear, that puppet figure is going to steal somebody's soul one day." +"Welcome to the leeeeeeague of cleavers.. Oh wait, wrong champion.",hey darius its me ur brother +My idea for the new warlock class mount,I'd also settle for riding on the back of a Pit Lord. +Which I already know. It's just if one of my devices had a greater potential for failure I would like to know about it.,"This is a 3 month old story, why would Samsung just ignore this phone if there was a problem?" +Hillary gets crazy eyes during speech and cancels next day's events! MSM is silent of course.,She's going to be all tuned up on steroids and flip out on national TV +Are you trying to remind me of the Miami game? No comparison. Good lookin' though.,I think he meant there were two bad calls in this game. +"Just going to leave this here I encourage you all to read the bible and try to form a relationship with Jesus Christ, the degeneracy and corruption we see today all links to the Anti-Christ. Thank you","He has a point, Jesus was MGTOW" +how?,"He writes the coalition listing, and has to update it whenever Sort does random things" +fold in the slack fabric around your ankle to make it tighter before rolling,Am I missing something or are you just describing the basic process of pin rolling...? +2016 civic here. Doing just fine. Loving it.,Wasn't there an engine problem on some of the new civics? +"Old Sargent knob, how does this cylinder come out?",That's not a castle nut on the back of the knob? +Xboxone lisence transfer Can anyone plz lisence transfer skyrim to me plz im mature and do not hack,You forgot the +Steph Curry is a Jatalie fan?,Gotta be someone else using his phone right? +Call of Duty Infinite Warfare - PS4 Pro Gameplay,This looks pretty sick! +"You don't even have to wire your PC to the TV anymore, we have stuff like Steamlink now.",/#MultiDisplayMasterrace for splitscreen gaming ;) +"The other difficulty is that turbines lose efficiency as they get smaller, and they're still extremely expensive.",Just do it fighter plane style and put the cabin atop a 20 foot long turbine. +"TIL that the Human attention span isn't 5 minutes,but rather a full 8 seconds,making us have an attention span shorter than a goldfish's one.","I tried reading this, but got distracted halfway through." +Puppy washing time,Cute! +"The problem is I don't know how to make those changes in DNS and I'm not sure that will even work to serve my purpose. I need the webserver to respond exactly like it's getting hit from outside. Our MSP agent communicates using the Public IP, so it has to be able to talk using that IP or it doesn't work. We also have another client with a papervision server and apparently papervision only likes to be used from one or the other, not both. We set it to internal and have remote users VPN, but before they used external with a cisco firewall with a working loopback. Here's the larget issue I see using DNS. None of these sites use a domain name. You hit them with the straight IP.",What MSP platform? +"Crooked's mentally challenged daughter Chelsea got a $600k/year no show job from NBC after college so they could have access to her scumbag parents. Meanwhile, you sit there and bang out posts supporter her for $0.50 an hour. You are a fucking moron.",KEK (the top one) +"i do this to but alot of the time its not delivered when im home from work and it pisses me off to have to wait till 8pm to play when im home at 5, if i go to the store i know i can play as soon as im off, if im not really anticipating a game too much ill use amazon but any must play game i go to the store.","Or just get it digital, and have it downloaded and ready to play the second you get home." +I told you guys Spurs are not an elite team. They'll be a first round exit for sure.,You forgot +No because 3on3 is stupid! (Anybody know where you can play 3on3 in SoCal?),"I played 3 on 3 as a kid at La Verne (inline), but this was like 15 years ago, haha." +If this is meme of the month I quit,If this is the meme of the month I quit +Magician,#NAME? +Which book connect these three pictures?,hint 1: it is a fantasy novel based in the modern world +I'm a brave boy *clicks image* NOT A BRAVE ENOUGH BOY FOR THIS,I think the Scots might piss their kilts and flee. +LF 1M on Aksis,"Filled, sorry guys." +For the tendies,TENDIESSSSSSSS +"Sorry to break it to you, but the EU is a failed experiment, destined to die in history.",That's a pretty extreme statement abot an organisation that isn't at all dead or dying. +Let us prosper together.,"That one is too perfect, I'm calling Poe." +This won't happen because then someone might have fun with the game,Heaven forbid you play to have fun instead of for Competition :( +It's generally not a sign of intelligence to believe in conspiracy theories..,It's generally not a sign of intelligence to support Trump either. +Vial Smasher seems nearly pointless to me in multiplayer EDH except for enabling colors.,Welcome to partner commanders. +So like a girl Bieber so?,I don't think women in their 20s like to sexualise men that look like 15 year old boys... +Right-click on the gif in Chrome web browser and then Show controls.,I thought this was common knowledge o.o grats on the gold and karma! +"You mean kissing after a bj? I don't mind, not like I've never sucked my dick before.",You have done what many have failed to do. +It is just wishful thinking. Where is dissent in that ?,Dissent *is* treason +"Take it easy. u/itwasmayham, you know the MFW posts make you emotional.",Cause he's on an empty fucking stomach! +"It's called positive freedom. The US is very fixated on negative freedom (not in the sense of negative as bad, but negative as in freedom **from**) Americans like to have freedom from taxes, governmental control, regulations, censoring, collecting all your weapons, etc...that's fine. But positive freedom (or freedom **to**) has also it's values. The easiest example is: for the freedom to drive to any city or place you need roads and some traffic signs. Something must be there beforehand. Another example: universal health care costs a lot of tax money (so it restricts your negative freedom from taxation), but gives everybody positive freedom to be healthy and fit, to go to any doctor and hospital when they need to. Tuition free education gives everybody the positive freedom to be educated well. And so on. Positive freedoms cost a lot of money and usually need a lot of regulations, BUT they provide new freedoms, spaces and opportunities for everybody. That's the concept of the classic social welfare state. Sometimes negative and positive freedoms collide. Europeans tend to balance them out. The US tends to focus on negative freedoms. That's the reason most Europeans think poor Americans are unfree. They don't get the chance to be healthy or well educated anymore.",American political philosophy sees the institutions that provide positive freedoms as inherently threatening to negative freedoms. +You are suddenly teleported 200 miles in the direction you're facing. Where are you now?,Gulf of Mexico. +Flags of Valor,That's some pretty green grass right thurr. +im going to put my life savings on brought an acoustic guitar and a few grams of weed with them on their 'homeless' vacation and made a few bucks jamming on the corner,Busking to wagon wheel because pat the bunny and johnny hobo are too overplayed now-a-days. +"Desi is like Shahz, he will get shit for anything he says even if he's right and it makes sense. Obviously they got their public image to be that way on their own, but still kinda feel bad for them when they say something legit and still get shit on lol",The problem was that he was on a bigger team while still very immature and I think that magnified the shit he says by 1000x and then the whole bullshit with the throw. +or putting your speakers closer to the screen,Ahh that brings me back +2 psychologists went to prison as well. 1 became a priest and the other the leader of the aryan brotherhood.,Parallel paths. +It's Friday night in Melbourne. You're at home on reddit. Why?,Smoking meth. +"They're green, according to the bottles, so I would guess they're probably mostly chlorophyll.","Ahhh, OK, that sounds better." +Hit your dick with a hammer.,I'm stayin' out of this one... +"Kadri is getting 6+ games. He has a history of high hits, it is his one downfall. Interesting to see if Nylander moves to center in his absence.","He actually is a good player, but he also is a dickhead, you'd think after a few suspensions you'll know to not do that shit." +Eichel is a right shot and does a better job working in the corners.,"Isn't Mackinnon a right shot, too?" +Can someone help me identify this font?,Fira Mono +"Take out your car alone early in the morning and do some small rounds within your area. Once you become confident driving alone, go beyond your neighborhood. Make sure to set your wing mirrors properly and use them while taking turns, or switching lanes. You're bound to hit (or get hit by) something while your a newbie, just make sure that you don't hit a human being or an animal.",Taking alone is way to go +Happy Hallomeme!,"Ok, what the fuck is up with this Hallomeme thing?" +"I really wish they had uniforms. Ranking up would give you more soldier customization options. And at max, you could run around like fucking Kaiser Wilhelm.",Or Katy perry +All welcome to join the lost to blount support group,"My opponent had Blount, Dez, Big Ben, Baldwin, and Broncos D. Unless AJ Green has a game for the ages, I am falling to 5-5." +"They have these stupid arguments every year. They just need to do it to shut people up, hopefully forever.",RIP Fitzpatrick +"They tell you that Oklahoma's band plays Boomer Sooner after every play, but you just don't believe that they mean it literally until you watch your team play Oklahoma. Now, I *believe*",Can the Oklahoma band be banned from the shoe next year? +It's just Blue right?,Yes +I like his videos but wtf is up with his accent? A few years ago it was barely noticeable but now he's a full on boston bro. Some kind of marketing gimmick for his brand? Idk,"He says that this is how he actually talks, and that he just suppressed it for YouTube." +What went through Kurt Cobain's mind when he killed himself,"Well, I want a girl Brainer then Kurt Cobain's garage ceiling." +Pollution is so bad in New Delhi people are taking 'smog selfies',ITT: insecure Americans taking shots at China in an article having nothing to do with them. +"As opposed to total trash Chinese mainlanders? Oh, *well*.",Far better than the sexpat white pedophiles that are everywhere in the Philippines. +i wanted to do badly but the Cu-Melons aren't mine :( my plants died a while back.,So you failed then? +Who the fuck cares about kids?! You should arrest the real criminals like litterers and trespassers!,They *should* go after litterers. +You still have yet to provide empirical evidence that the value of Bitcoin or its growth is a function of its transaction throughput. hint: it's not.,"yes good job there, lets kill bitcoin." +Yea it was me lol. Also we were supposed to host 1st map but nade just invited so i was like wutever...,"HA, I guess if you have the chance to play against Nade and Big T you just kind of go with anything." +what a camper,"TFW you think you have an original idea and are about to post it, but someone else took it" +I love this song! And the whole EP. Her whole PC Music direction she's going in has got me hyped.,"Paradise is my jam, plus Hannah Diamond is in it and I absolutely love her." +Dunkerque's a BB or an FBB?,FBB I believe. +"Anyone else hate how the rubberbanding works? My router is plugged in halfway across the house and I live with 3 other people, so lagging and rubberbanding is pretty common for me. However, unlike many other games where you just teleport back, this game actively slows you down, and slowly slides you back to your previous position. I have to stop and stand still as the game slide me through a wall or whatever. Even worst is when I get killed because I can't hop a fence.","You don't know how annoying this is when you're in a dogfight chasing the enemy and he is acting up like that, just going back and forth.. Really good countermeasure tho" +Are rods only in cave drops or are they also in regular red drops?,Sorry for the random reply three days later but I just pulled an apprentice Fishing rod out of a yellow drop so I can confirm they drop in those. +Reuleaux rx2/3 is hitting unevenly. I know that title probably doesn't make much sense but my reuleaux rx2/3 is hitting weird. When I press the button and hit it its like it is firing and quickly stops then fires again and does that until im done hitting. Using Crown tank with the .5 SS coils.,Are you in vw mode or tc-ss mode? +The biggest savage,His accent just tops it off +The Best Medicine,Hello nurse! +Not a surprise since we elected a live one.,Obama? +"The constitution says no, no exceptions, or may the full wraith of the largest military organizations be upon you. Also, nukes. Many nukes.","unless it's Texas, I really don't think we would want to nuke the one area where most of our oil comes from." +My best guess is sometime around the same as your snapback though i'm not 100% on this.,SnapBack was a present from my gf so I don't know how long it took to get here. +"Zero to angry in two seconds I work at a beauty store that sells high end makeup, and working there has me occasionally showing people how to apply products we sell A young girl wanted some help learning how to do a smokey eye - something I was more than happy to do since she was about to buy a rather expensive eye shadow palette. I get my brushes ready and start showing her the technique As I'm helping her, another customer - a woman probably in her forties - Comes up to me and asks me how much the mascara she has in her hand costs. I was slightly annoyed that she decided to butt in while I was already helping someone, but decided I would try to help her a bit. Not wanting to walk away from the guest I was already with, I told her that the price should be listed right under the area where the rest of the mascaras were sitting, on the opposite side of the display she was looking at. It looked like she had found the item placed in the wrong spot She then angrily yells out I already looked there and it's not there! and tosses her items she has in her hand into the display and stomps off. I just shrug and go back to helping my guest I was already with A coworker comes up and goes what was she mad about? and I explained what happened and we both laughed. He walked over to where the mascaras are and sure enough the price is listed..",Customers cannot read especially if it is not the price they want +I hate seeing people who are *still* bitching about the smart pistol.,The best thing about the Smart pistol being merged into the ground in TF2 is that there won't be as many people whining about it. +"Well he's not getting paid, remember. So there's no need to pay taxes on it.","this is the guy that cashed a $0.13 check, do you honestly think he isn't going to take the $400K?" +A different take on doomsayer.,"Taunt doesnt need a colon after it, instead a period would fit." +Influence the future by preparing a good meal you might as well not vote at all If the stakes weren't so high this year I would agree with you this is a time to avert generational catastrophe not voting to give yourself a pat on the back Please do the right thing,"Regardless of which idiot I vote for, it's the wrong thing." +Rameriez foley Dunn Allen best characters ever,Think you forgot the +"you anti elitist sicko randians,, paise walon ka ijjat karna seekho",2Rspeople +Well she was genre specific in that. Must have been super tough to think of 101 such movies.,You obviously don't know the power of Luuuuuv +"Bears Thursday injury report DNP: Hall LIMITED: McPhee, Porter, Royal, Callahan, Goldman FULL: Long, Sitton, Carey",No news on Q? +"If you need a mercy but she's dead, then you're fucked, aren't you?","Same goes for a dead Lucio, right?" +Watch Apple replace the lightning cable on the iPhone 8 for wireless charging. So you have to buy 6 new dongles and a new computer.,"honestly, idk about the iPhone 8, but i would be surprised if the iPhone in a couple years has 0 openings." +WHEN THE PANHANDLE KICKED IN YESTERDAY ME AND MY BUDDY OVER SKYPE KEKED TOO MUCH. YOU LITERALLY KILLED CLINTON IN FLORIGA GG,"The panhandle coming in was the holy shit moment last night, just kept getting better from there" +Yup. Mildly attractive white females have literally gotten away with murder in real life,Casie Anthony +"God, bot sides were so stupid.... So she demands the gun back... because I guess this still a robbery?.... And then he jumps over the counter to hit her.... with the gun.... the range weapon....",Could be it is not loaded. +Dudes wanting to bring their dead wives back to life seems like way too common of a TV trope for me,If this was an American show they'd just be celebrating +I wish this worked on mobile :(,I wish this worked at all. +Best way to research local candidates before Tuesday?,I count the number of yard signs. +(Fluff) that's when I realized I f$&@! Up,That is also when I realized there is no ed in your f$&@ I cared enough to point that out +"With no wt, can we atleast get the wt medals to spawn more in baba shop??? As the title says, I'm broke as a joke on medals and waiting for wt to get medals to awaken guys for the Lr goku event. I can't even attempt to play it until then. Anybody else in the same boat with no paddle like me? Lol",Are you asking us or Bamco? +"I asked Supercell support some questions, and here's what they answered back",Where/how did you message them? +No prob!,It makes my blood curl... +Anyone know if the inland kaikoura Rd is open?,Yeah the got it open yesterday for emergency vehicles only. +Sometimes you're happy and sad.,That's a good reason for why people stay in abusive relationships but we all know that OP wrote it about his/her high school girl/boyfriend that wanted to hang out with friends instead of a trip to the mall +"Come on everyone, we are only allowed to have 1 live thread issue a month",Dont blame me +what's the meaning of your username or why did you choose it?,you go first +"Having dropped about 20 pounds in the offseason, Andre Drummond wants another All-Star birth and rebounding title.",Just use the freaking underhand free throw! +"It's live, so timing something like this would probably be difficult/unnecessary. The cuts to recaps like this usually feel pretty random.",Smackdown definitely isn't live.... +"Are sure ppl don't like pop-ups, I see a lot of successful blogs use modals and they even make it hard for you to find the close button.","Eh, dont mind me, i raged because im triggered everytime i see something like this on a website." +Do you know if the kids went to Greenway?,Based on what one parent said it seems very likely. +Youtube is so broken,Misha looks like a rat +the same happened with the pool video where parker jumps into the pool,Yeah I remember the title being 10 - +Viewers venue,1 +United Kingdom of America,Atlantic bro's anyone? +I've seen a lot of non-American redditors refer to them as the American movie cups. They thought they were just a silly prop or something and were surprised to find we actually use them.,TIL +You wont believe what happened next,ONE SIMPLE TRICK! +But maybe he will be the most awesome support ever?,He can support the team by winning the game for them. +Security Camera Manufacturer Here- This practice is not uncommon but they do usually have some cameras that actually record. One of our customers (large retailer) has 100's of domes up and will move the camera guts to the dummy domes at random so the employees never know which one is actually recording.,wow that would send me into a manic frenzy of constant pretending to look busy in case of surveillance +Why would they use the 1G GTE model over the 1JZ GTE though?,"Probabaly because they sold a lot of the 1ggteu cars in japan, plus 2jz cqn be swapped into it." +John Scott is the first player to retire as the reigning All Star Game MVP since Wayne Gretzky in 1999,The memes... They never die #RIPHarambe +"Nothing is a right, since none of it has to exist.",Are guns a right? +"Well, they said it will be a high level reward, so, don't expect to get it at level 1 in any case.",thats not what i'm saying at all luckily :) +ISIS had a booth at my college career fair.,Doesnt look like a muslim +Bulldog being an idiot :^),Jebaited +I really dig a lot of Booth's pencils when he has the time and such but when his art is colored it just looks like such shit.,It's probably the shiny filter. +"That setup would work fine. You're not gonna max out 4k, but oh well:p.","what if playing at 3,840 x 1024 with about the same?" +Norwegian Broadcasting have a satire/joke news section thing... The sound and visual effects at 0:37 seem a little familiar though...,"For those wanting the gist of the actual story, they are discussing the lack of insight in how the job of crown princess was filled, suggesting that she may have slept her way to the job." +I think you have to complete quests to kill many of the non faction related people.,"I know, which is what I'm gonna do." +Cecile Tshuggon,Those are some fantastic nipples! +"While true, a non-staged 3k (4k?) nade isn't very common xD",Okay. +Steve Smith intent on playing today. He will do whatever he can to make it happen,"Tell him no, Eifert is on bye so Pitta has to eat." +"Because it's actually metric, silly! Everyone knows that the inside specs were to have it at exactly 24.638 centimeters.",You dropped this: +I think he wants to be a.. lapdog ;),hehehehe +"What are the least terrible color options for the Armored Kuruma? Alright, I've wasted way too much money trying to find colors for this thing that I don't get sick of after 10 minutes. Everything ends up feeling comically ugly. I also can't seem to get the wheels right. Going for subtle and tasteful, nothing flashy or cartoonish.","I keep mine with matte black, but I'm a minimalist sometimes." +"Has your management considered hiring different people or paying a slightly more competitive salary, or offering okish benefits to employees who clearly hate their fucking lives and dont care if they get fired?","More competitive like, lower, right?" +Armie was so terrific as Policeman Number 4 I know because my friend of a friend works at WB.,That's how Leaks nowadays works. +"Um, this is from July 15th guys",Yeah but what year +Transgender in the locker room=apocalypse. Talking about rape and adultery =just guy stuff. Welcome to the GOP.,My favorite Bible passage is when Jesus grabbed Mary by the pussy and told the disciples to check out her sex tape +Bills players believe Gronks success is a product of Tom Brady,He's a system TE for sure. +Butter croissants,Why cant we have a gif of someone eating it +I'm happy we get to see Evan in action. He's not a high ranker for nothing. And it seems Karaka was underestimating the high rankers. Karaka ain't nobody to fuck with either it seems though. The fight between Yuri and Karaka was drawn magnificently. I especially fell in love with Yuri again this chapter.,It honestly feels like the frog is a high tanker and Evan is his accessory. +Kim Jong Un Orders Military To Kill South Korean Leaders,I'm sure this will end well if it were true +First TV had a use.,So does this.. The first of everything new looks like shit... This will get better. +"Death Animations We've now got new taunts to give each Champion more character, and I think death animations would be another great addition. Here are some I came up with: **Mal'Damba** - He can ragdoll as usual, but let his snake slither away in the general direction of his team's base. **Evie** - If she is killed while flying she could fall of her staff, but it can keep flying off into the distance. **Ruckus** - Just have him explode when he's killed. This could double as a buff for him. **Skye** - To keep with the assassin feel, make her disappear in a poof when killed. Good assassins never die, they just fade away. **Makoa** - Make him always fall on his back. He's a turtle, after all. **Cassie** - Similar to Mal'Damba, her bird can fly away towards her base. That's all I could come up with, but I'm sure that custom animations like these could ad a lot more character to the currently very bland champions.",what a waste of money for pros like me who never die +Let's go and Skate outta here.,"Good idea, the atmosphere in here is Unreal." +Colleges are where all the dead people are.,I've had professors who seem to be the living dead. +"5 things to know about presidential debate moderator Lester Holt | He's the first black presidential debate moderator since 1992, not really into the Twitter, moderated a Democratic primary debate, has two honorary doctorates, but no bachelor's degree, and a registered Republican.",I liked his cameos on 30Rock. +TIL that the human LEFT lung is a little smaller than the right lung so that it can make room for the heart.,My left or your left? +You realise you're increasing the size of the grave that you dug for yourself don't you? Besides you probably ate mud and shit when u were young Hence the shit you spew from your mouth is justified,Trust a 14 yr old to spew a bunch of crap +Perfectly stated...too many people seem to think that the world revolves around them,Probably because the sun shines out their ass. +5/7 perfect callback,4/20 and I would have gone to work but then I got high. +Yea granted I def should've doubled checked my grammar if I'm gonna correct someone else but it was literally my toilet shit comment of the day where I just woke up and was redditing on the toilet on my iphone.,Yea granted I def should've doubled checked Jesus Christ. +"A rifle, a needlessly large machete, a hatchet, 3 knives of various sizes, 3 gallons of water, a bible and a red bottle of gold bond. I'm Texan, and I drive a Jeep.",For slaughtering illegals until the wall gets built? +Worst Sports Cars: Porsche 914,"Poor Porsche 914, never gets any love." +Trump: US does not have to be 'bound by a One-China policy',Wow. +"lol tbh Henry said is it this or this, and Pep was kind of saying that it is true and it is a bit of both for some of them then went onto explain why","Yeah, just sounded funny when you first hear it lol" +"Its already in dota2, so its there.","Dota uses source2, GO uses source1(still)" +Now-Cast blue snake eats ME2 and NE2! First day of ealy voting in Ohio!,Da blu snek is hungry. +On dry land? How deep do you plant 'em?,Tail fin sticking out about 1 from the ground +That's how you know the curse is real. When teams get a L even when they didn't actually lose. You can't avoid it.,it makes it hurt all the more :( +"Fuck this piece of shit game Spent 2 hours playing, was almost level 6 then some dick bag tries to kill me, another guy killed him and as I was flying away some faggot ass level 3 comes and tries to kill me when I'm almost dead, then right before I die survival mode conveniently comes on and I die and can't respawn(not even the first time this has happened to me). FUCK THIS GAME, FUCK THE DEVELOPER, HOPE THIS GAME GETS OFF THE INTERNET.",You even made an account for this... WoW +"I don't think you realize that speech deficits are usually mental. It's not that you physically can't speak normally, it's that you mess up and sometimes just can't. It's difficult to explain.","I know, and he should work on it" +"What move do you show people when they ask you to show them jiu jitsu? Just curious what move(s) you guys might show someone who s curious about bjj, such as at your buddies house etc, to someone who knows basically nothing about martial arts? Do you tell them they'd have to come to a class or do you show them something there?",arm drag to gentle single leg land in side control then across leg drag to back take. +he seems ta have mighty done turned things around since he were in college.,"Gotta also give thanks to The League, his appearance there was part of his character rehab." +The surprising reason why the new MacBook Pro doesn't have (much) more battery life,Good thing they limited the RAM to 16GB to compensate! +Simple answer. Eat less crisps and be healthier.,"Clearly the answer is for all the people who'd be hit hardest by this is to eat healthier, tighten your belt and pull yourself up by your bootstraps" +Orange Iorange Norange Torange Borange.,Oits Ialways Nsunny Tin Bphiladelphia +"Well, on day one player camera 1 was positioned incorrectly and wasnt properly aligned with the rest of the overlay. Not sure what is there to explain.",What is camera1 referring to and what was wrong with its positioning? +"You don't need the Coin. you can just Prep Burgle (obtaining prep burgle a bunch of times). Then Prep Burgle one last time, obtaining two Counterfeit Coins, with which you play Edwin",um that doesn't very realistic... +People who can't see how are you reading this question?,Yea ima need you too speak up +"NANCY PELOSI also has a pizza restaurant. And of course it's named Goat Hill Pizza, and has a demonic looking goat as the logo. What the fuck is going on??","Couldn't possibly be what hundreds of pieces of evidence is pointing to, so it has to be a Right Wing Conspiracy Theory." +Devils continue to find solid players for cheap. Shero for POTUS,He's fucking got my vote +How could I possibly provide proof that I am certain Monsef will still be a citizen in two years? That's not how words work.,"So, you can't prove what you're saying?" +Did you?,Nope! +"never used SS, never lost. SS is maybe good, when you do a fail engage and end up with no q/e to come out when you misposition yourself wrong in that fight.. in fights after lvl 11-16 i usually go in and out quite a lot times with my low cd's, when he is around 50-60% i can use my ult and burst him down. Just dont get 5 stacks and it should be very very easy SS is maybe a good option for movement, would consider that, but you know what? SS doesnt do dmg so meeehh","olaf trynd and darius are like the matchups where SS is the most important imo, but to each their own I guess." +I'd say roughly the maximum range of an ICBM.,so you can nuke her when she breaks up with you? +You had to mention C+C Music Factory. I have that Everybody Dance Now song stuck in my head now.,"And now, so do I!" +"deficit spending and the national debt isn't a real issue, to be honest. US holds assets in say the neighborhood of 250 trillion dollars and the national debt is something like 18 trillion. This would be like someone who has assets of 100,000 holding a debt of 5k. Not to mention that the rules of spending at the scale of a government the size of the US are different from the rules of spending for a household/the individual.",The US gov't never has to plan for retirement. +"Well, most of the team heroes they have been releasing have been players that are doing quite well currently in the NFL. The only bad players are just teams that haven't really had a star thus far, so they are given one of the leftover positions.",Yeah James White has played really well this year +"Hate to sound like a patronizing prick, but that's not how the burden of proof works.","We've provided lots of evidence supporting our claim, and they just dismiss it as conspiracy theories the burden of proof is on us, yes, but they simply dismiss our proof and never actually explain why it's false" +Arthur c Clarke. My favourite quote. Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.,"Ah, thanks" +"just one nug per day, right?",I knew I should've gotten the red CFV instead. +Habitat for Humans' Pee?,Wee? +Try using the selbstlader optic over the marksman. At optimal range it is a 3 shot kill and has a 26 round clip which is absolutely absurd IMO. Whoever thought that gun should be just as powerful as the 10 round and 5 round Medic Rifles needs to share whatever the hell he was high on.,"Yes, but the fire rate is much lower than that of the other rifles, which means you will be shredded in close range almost every time." +Terror coming. Daddy coming.,Little do you know Kog just has a kink. +Are there any benefits to living in a Banana republic? Like banana Daquaris maybe?,How do you say 'banana daiquiri' in Spanish? +Or you could print your own train tickets...,But that'd be illegal! +Nice cat. But keep him/her away from the records.,The poor kitty just wants some Radiohead :( +He's always been stunning. Looks like that's not gonna change *hng*,hng? +Luca says more random shit on twitter that I'll link because every single tweet he posts gets posted for Karma.,"[meta] you keep using that flair, I do not think it means what you think it means" +"Keep Laughing, You Trumpsters Will Look Foolish When Our Movement Destroys Yours In November!!! #ImWithHer","Just migrant workers, waiting to get paid and get the free lunch." +How many ads has Adblock blocked for you?,All the ones Google doesn't want me to see. +"Check out the alternator, that gun feels pretty punchy.",I'm going to do that. +What an odd coincidence,She also has a property conflict with one of Trump's golf courses. +"Indonesian politician simply MENTIONS Koran, and 150,000 Islamists take to the street, some calling for his death. At least one dead, dozens injured.",Indonesia is clearly not a *real* muslim country +Report: Aides block Trump from Twitter,Must be someone other than Kellyanne 'It's not for me to take away a grown man's Twitter account' Conway. +"FUCK YOU, i already had a bad day :) Growing up in the 80s i had a thing for the 60s, not the 50s that seemed ages ago at the time.","I'm 17, I hate the 90s, got a thing for the 80s though." +"Dear IW: Keep the weather maps coming! I got so excited to see a rain map coming in DLC 1, so great job on Noir, and I can't wait to play it. Please continue with the weather maps! Heavy rain, snowfall, hail, fog, tornadoes, hurricanes, or any other natural weather occurrences are always so amazing to see in maps. They add so, so much to the environment and atmosphere, and can really change up play styles and make you adapt to your environment. Keep it up, IW!",The tornado map from MW3 was one of my favorite maps ever. +That San Francisco train hacker from the podcast got hacked.,The hacker has become the hackee +"He's been openly critical as a conservative of the Republican party and has admitted to voting for Obama twice thinking that his party had gone off the deep end. Between him being a person of integrity (minus the Iraq UN speech), having the experience of Hillary, and having been a four star general, he'd kill it without issue.",You missed that one really big plus he has going for him as well..... +I'd love to hang with him and Seth Rogan together,"I'm fine with nothing sexual, but can we at least smoke a few blunts together?" +Eye relief can be a bitch.,"With that tiny LOP, yuuup." +"With the end of the season rage thread, what are some of your highlights this season? For me, it was * Climbing from Silver 5 to Gold 3 * Having my first ever pentakill, and then my second a week later * Meeting a few good friends * Reaching 490k Mastery on a champion I love What are your best memories of this season?",got my 1st penta kill +Rogue One: A Hearthstone Story.,Please someone allow me to use this as my phone screen saver +I accidentally forgot to add Kim and Zombie Dom unfortunately. I do find it interesting to see Kait be so well received by the community. Nearly every game I play has someone playing as Kait.,Commando dom.. Fuck zombie dom. +New Jump technique,Not looking forward to seeing this one in the wild. +How would you react if the catholic church invented a self flagellation machine for worshipper at the cost of 2000 usd and it blessed by the pope?,The pope is against self abuse. +I'm guessing the OP uses laser beams from his eyes to melt women pew pew pew. Redpillers are weird.,"They aren't actually lasers, they're punch beams from the punch dimension." +i have white rat rods. are u interested?,What item that's not crossed out on the list are you after? +Where are you located?,"Dallas, TX" +"I'm gonna end up finding a stream, I'm currently living in rural VA so that's my best shot. I'll be sure to PM you a link once I have something.","Thanks, I will do the same." +#Rekt,Dan Honnor? +Happy to see they finally added the feature. They need to change the description on the product page.,"Like others have said, this has worked fine for me since first release (I ordered mine when preorders were up so received them on launch date)." +"2016 Week 7 Game Thread: Pittsburgh Steelers(4-2) Vs. New England Patriots(5-1) Please Remember: ##**Leave all opinions/thoughts inside of this thread. Anything that isn't newsworthy posted outside of this thread during the game will be removed.** Don't be rude. We're all here to watch the game. Do not troll the other sub's game thread/post game thread. We will be notified and we will take necessary steps after that. If you see someone in here trolling, feel free to file a report and we will take care of it. Thank you and enjoy the game.",Anything more than a fg and it's over! +A shit load. We are the second largest manufacturer in the world. I'm no economist but it seems a tariff war could have some devastating consequences.,And then we'll hear about how the GOP has been pushing for free trade and open borders the last decade +Chance The Rapper & Jeremih - Merry Christmas Lil Mama,i shoulda left you is a banger god damn +Apparently im the only one worried about the dog.,It's just a fantasy bro . +Almost yelled BIG DICK DECKER! and then I realized my boyfriend probably wouldn't like that. OH WELL! Big Dick Decker!!!!!,If my girlfriend fucked bdd I'd be proud +Classic desync. He shoots behind the guys head and taps him. Fuck this game,I am not sure if that would be desync... +Found a bunch of awful on Tinder,I used to work with her.... +Psychosomatic Addict Insane!,Break the pressure +Mumble has been updating steadily for a while now. They even revamped the UI a bit in the period between HFC and Legion. Ventrilo hasn't updated since Molten Core was a thing. Maybe you got them confused?,Given that nobody in this thread has even mentioned Vent you seem to be the confused one. +#thinspiration,"Riptor would be dumb to do stance mk from that range, anyway." +Those darn Jehovah's Witnesses!,"Nah, don't lie, we all know it was the Amish again" +I SAY WE DEPORT ALL NEW YORKERS LIVING IN NJ!,We'll build a wall and make NY pay for it +I consider atheism to be a religion now,You need to learn the definition of the word then.. +"I expect, given the nature of Big MT and its scientists, that the process isn't nearly as safe or reliable as depicted in the game.","We also have the Institute, which uses the technology as a front door replacement." +Montreal Impact inaugurates brand new Mini-Soccer Pitch,Looks bigger than the Yankee stadium pitch at least. +"If Jacoby Brissett starts next week for the Patriots, it'd be the first black Quarterback they have started in team history. The Giants would be the only remaining team to have never started a black Quarterback.",Just wait til Black Lives Matters gets a hold of this info. +Thoughts on this find on Craigslist,Not sure the uniform is ww1? +"My town doesn't even have a Walmart, that's in the next town over. We had a Kmart, but it closed because they made too little money. Now we have smoke shops, random ass stores (there's a shoe repair store here, they specialize in boots or some shit) and a Krogers. When I was younger, we sat at the skatepark and got stoned.","Damn, I wish I had a skatepark to get stoned at ; (" +Insert title here,"Damn, wish I could go to a concert where the singer is blowing their nose and coughing every 20 seconds." +"Eh... it's actually rare that you'll see anyone defend S2 of Mr. Robot on here. Most people *hated* it. I personally don't think it was horrendous at all. Yeah, the season was building up to a bigger twist than what we got, but I thought it was great at building the universe and introducing unique players to the post-apocalyptic-economy game of chess it has become. Was it as good as S1? Probably not. But I thought it was good. I think most people marathon-watched S1, fell in love with the show, and then had to drastically hit the brakes when confronted by S2's slow pace. That's my thought, but I think that it was perfectly good season, just not *as* good as what came before.",Not to be a dick but if you think people around here hated it I think you may have been on the wrong website. +Take their first round pick!,And a 4th next year. +Sunrise on the Moon (Timelapse) shows that the Moon doesn't have an internal lightsource,"But where's the unedited footage, you shill?" +"that's insane, he never stops moving either lmao.",Well.. it was a crouch spray. +Poo with a view,The red / pink is a bit fierce. +Spectacular body,Sexy Cyborg! +I honestly don't see a difference at all. You're just trying to call someone out for faking something because you're jealous at this point. Give it up.,Totally jealous of that 9 minute kill time +Valve literally did this with the source 2 engine,"And Left 4 Dead 3, and Half Life 3" +"Do you mean U's the Love Live idol group, or actually Muse the english rock band? While they both did show up in rips, one was a lot more common than the other.",Muse the band +Stopping a bus in two meters at 40 mph is a requirement for driving in this country. The bus is equipped with reverse thrusters for a reason.,Do they have a mass effect drive or something? +Tan lines,"Damn, I'll take offspring of drunk Irishmen who abandoned their families for $100 Alex." +LF2M WotM Aksis Phase 2,normal +"That answered a question that I had--because ordinarily, to boost efficiently enough to make money you'd need to be better than the grade you're supposed to boost to. Then the pro teams could simply recruit the boosters themselves. But if you have people to throw for you, you no longer need to have challenger-caliber boosters, you just need to get players to the elo where the population thins out and then play at off hours with actors to throw for you.","Gotta make everyone's life easier, right?" +"Why not use the youtube channel, direct more traffic towards it and give a more personable response that people are inclined to watch. I'd much rather watch a video than read a few paragraphs on their website. The written word isn't half as alluring as a video these days.",But you are on reddit not youtube~ +this nonsense will be overturned by the GOP on day one,Learn to read it might help in life +Well said. I just gotta wonder what Shaw has found out at Stanford to make it all work. Surely the California advantage can't explain it all?,"Well, walking in after Harbaugh built them up didn't hurt things." +Gameday Thread Jaguars vs Bills Drunk and playing Rocket League all night. Cant wait for all my happiness to go bye bye tomorrow.,Can we catch a punt in stride just once? +Oh myyyy. I think Opal's growing on me a bit too much.,You should get that checked out. +I put $20 on trump at +415 on nitrogen on Sunday. Didn't someone say put your mortgage on Clinton?,I'm guessing a lot of people lost a lot of fucking money on this sub by hammering Clinton at like -400 or less. +The highlights from last night remind me how much I fucking hate Gudas.,"He got ragdolled like the little shit he is, fuck him" +"Mine was labyrinth, dunno what that says about me!",Im pretty sure I wore out my VHS copy as a kid. +Malcolm X quote,Stfu Uncle Tom +where can I buy them in boxes?,"You may need to look around online, Gamestops use to put out the whole boxes and thats how most got circulated." +Questioning Hillary Clinton's Health is Sexist,Killary +Do I blame Shula or the oline there?,Yes +"Soooo what do you think we should do with our enemies, nicely tell them to stop?","Depends, are they pointing guns at us?" +Lemme see those wings.,Kid looks like a future school shooter +Did Mccarthy forget that Trevor Davis had a good game last week?,Who? +Lillard hits a three from the Grizzlies logo,From steph curry territory +D,G +holy shit that cameraman turned quick as hell to get pasha on camera,INHUMAN REACTIONS +Lol your not getting ariza,"You're* And hopefully not, I love him on the squad" +You mean the world,Let's just steal the earth and sell it to some alien overlord +Any help redesigning small apartment/dorm?,"Looks pretty stupid to have flags in your bedroom, but that's just my opinion." +It's starting to look like Randall Cobb was active only for emergency purposes. He hasn't played a snap yet.,Glad I swapped Harris out for Cobb 5 minutes before the game started! +"I have this thing with my sister where we try to think of the best insult to each other as we go to bed. For example: G'night, cuntknuckle! *G'night, turd-gurglin' muffmonkey!*",That's... normal? +When the thing weighs 30 pounds and you can't actually touch it without acquiring 3rd degree burns you must stop referring to it as a laptop. I dub thee Murderbook.,"Murderbook, successor to the Donglebook Pro, more power, expanded bludgeon-ablity" +MRW my gf agrees to have a Simon Pegg and Nick Frost marathon.,Sounds like you're in for a frosty pegging.... +Challenge accepted.,3 hours later... U give up yet? +Love that feeling.... When as Butcher the enemy Diablo uses lightning breath on you while you walk up and use him as a healing fountain.,Okay. +"The difference is that with Romney, McCain, and even Bush I wasn't thinking what sort of human garbage would vote for this person? That fact that he still has this much support has honestly changed how I see the world.",The high number of undecided voters makes the forecasts much wider +"DSP Stanky, the amount of times I've been called DSPS over voice chat is hilarious.",I always have thought of it as Digital Signal Processor...because Lucio and doing a lot of research into DIY audio electronics. +Iraqi Commander: 'Saudi Arabia Mother of All Terrorism',Well he's not wrong +Here's what I don't get. Even if we operate under the assumption that sex is going to ruin a vagina (which is obviously nonsense). Why would a girl who's had multiple partners have more damage than a girl who's been with one guy for a long time?,Says a lot about Slick Willy. +"Come to Australia we have FAP247 SHOTA YIFF BUKAKE cant remember many others, but goddamn i have no idea how these got passed the censors.","Florida has an Orange in the center of the plate, and someone had A55 RGY, with a big circle in the middle" +Gary Johnson asks: What is Aleppo?,Yeah but there's no way you can know *anything* about Syria unless you know about Aleppo.... That's like saying you know what Texan independence means without knowing the Alamo +Blew up my Halloween pumpkin and it came out amazing.,Looks like a r/nosleep character +GAME THREAD: Hornets @ Mavs Let's have a solid game from everybody.,Imma be there boyz +You could barely see it and no one knew it was gonna be up there. Terrible waste of money.,Nothing changes people's minds like a passive aggressive note +"No problem, I understand. Gl.",Thanks +I was playing and realized Fallout 4 looks pretty good,"But but but some of the modding tools resemble Morrowind modding, therefore the this is the Morrowind engine..." +This is true. He had a harrowing tale of murdering some family and driving across a number of states wearing one of their heads as a hat. This scene is just creepy in context.,The head hat thing IS NOT talked about as much as it should be +FALLOUT: Map of Pre-War America,I like how Washington just absorbed most of the Pacific NorthWest +Real culture,Lol very fucked America +"Why do people keep insinuating that Corey is stupid? He's won multiple mental comps. Part 2 also usually has a physical component to it. I think Corey would definitely have a shot at beating Paul at part 2, assuming he didn't win part 1, which he probably would.","Because if he isn't Paul, Victor or Bridgette he's terrible in every way according to r/bigbrother" +"The argument is ready. Weidman is a bigger name and Yoel has a win over Jacare. Jacare is only getting it if he wins in spectacular fashion, which is unlikely because Rockhold is very tough matchup for him.",jacare unluckiest best fighter ever +Then we'd have to pay $200328 for Leafs tickets and fuck that,fuck that shit +Fuck you Nep,lol +"Another option is to stop abetting evil, letting the worse one win so that a lesson is learned and greater changes happen later from self reflection.","When, historically speaking, has that *ever* actually worked?" +"Ginger is the last ingredient. I don't think that should count as made FROM real ginger, it's more made WITH real ginger, isn't it?","Well until the ginger is added its just bubbling sugar water, so technically..." +Because I don't want my rights stripped away because of people like that who ruin it.,"Im not the person in the article, but I'm ugly and don't pass.... sorry... I didn't mean to ruin your life." +I always knew Brock Osweiler would lead this Texans team to the playoffs,But not participate in it LOL +Does he that last syllable with a french accent (the little ` not like a the guy on the wall in The Holy Grail). In other words; is he saying Pee ot 'tray'?,Yeah tray would be an easier way to explain it +"Then the mountains and rivers will stop you. We still stand strong. [M] You kind of told me your troop placement in your non-meta post. Also, Cambodia has Mountains galore in Southern Cambodia.",[M] and swamps and rice paddies and ect..... +It's not just prisons. My brother called me after getting picked up on a DWI and the city police department wanted $25 to connect the call.,"Well he deserved it because DWI suspects are worse than child molesters... Sorry, just toeing the MADD party line" +Easter Island isn't bad either.,This +So what's everyone drinking on this surprisingly warm evening?,Apple cider and fireball +What's the angriest song you know?,Pantera - Walk +"TB12 calls into Toucher and Rich under fake name, joins convo about Jules obsession with Tom",Doesn't really sound like him. +lol this response to these types of events always comes from dull individuals; people from both ends of the political spectrum participate in violent criminal acts,Except it has been the liberal left overwhelmingly this election. +TRUMP 2016,"I get that you guys are just trollling and probably don't really care about Trump winning, but man, I know that a Hillary victory is really gonna piss you off." +"Sorry if this is a stupid question I'm on the PS4, updated game and everything, but It still shows Camazotz as the newest god, where's Thoth?",Consoles get patches a week after PC. +Can't run any videos. No idea what setting to change,"I usually go through and turn off everything, it usually is a weird on like Facebook messenger that causes this." +And what about regular Nick's voice?,"He, ummm, had a stroke and cannot speak anymore =D" +"Okay then yeah.. but good look getting the uranium lol. That'll cost a lot of money. Have to extract it first, then get past all the armed guards who would have police officers at their disposal and then deal with DNR because they can come by water, or coast guard... pretty much it'll never happen","Oh, I never said that it was easy or possible, just clarifying what a dirty bomb was." +Some people are not particularly good at anything. They're serviceable at what they do and then they die.,Sounds like Louis CK. +This is just solid ground covered by leaves.,It's obviously a sidewalk or bike trail. +That would be a BITCH to deal with if you're going to that booth.,Clearly voter intimidation +Tennessee Defeats Appalachian State 20-13,SEC is just so clutch +"The communist party propaganda is still strong in the UK I see. You can't possibly believe that garbage you just spouted can you? Because having a Masters Degree in Naval Architecture, I can prove you to be completely wrong. Want to go there?","I can't believe Russia and America still do macro level dick measuring, when the people on Reddit do it for them." +What team are you?,Valor +"So, the RNC was capable of securing their secrets while the DNC was not and that's called actively hiding the Truth?",Do you have to secure secrets from yourself or those who aim to assist you? +"No, if you were going to be offered a merit scholarship they would offer it to you with your acceptance letter. Buffalo is the better school, but depending on the program might not be worth an extra $4300 a year. Though Buffalo is a more affordable city and has Wegmans.",Omg I would be lying if I denied wegmans being a small factor for choosing UB. +honestly surprised the bucs are only down 10 points,We're surprisingly good at keeping games very close until around midway through the 4th quarter. +Thanks to both of you and to the rest of the mods here. We understand that you have a tough job balancing the fair and free open exchange of information vs the site rules that would nuke this sub. It's a tightrope act. We appreciate you.,Thanks for understanding that we're not removing content because we want to. +Blackhawks' travel day dress code goes out the window to support the Cubs in the World Series,Kinda feel like they should support the Indians... +"Game Thread: Flames vs. Ducks **Drinking Game:** - Gaudreau tries to do it all himself and loses the puck - 1 drink - Monahan takes a slap shot - 3 drinks - D. Hamilton.Bennett stick infraction penalty - 2 drinks - Brodie/Gio make an stretch pass - 2 drinks - Backlund/Frolik force a turnover - 1 drink - Ferland hits - 2 drinks - Engelland looks like a pylon - 2 drinks - Wideman fucks up - 1 drink - Fight - 3 drinks **Bonus:** * Ice the puck on the PP - 3 drinks * Puck over the boards, delay of game penalty - 2 drinks",good night everyone +Which is exactly why we might be getting Red Hood,Touche. +Cat logic now rules. What new laws can we expect?,It is now socially acceptable to curl up alongside someone and cuddle and completely ignore them the next day. +That is assuming that foreign buyers is what consistently drives up house prices (I believe results on that are mixed). This helps cover more scenarios.,Taxing empty investment properties would affect local buyers as well. +Using Caps Lock to capitalize single letter.,I do this constantly. +"There are also no water mages. Like mages with water BSBs. I assume if we ever get one that's when chain water will come. The only ones with enwater are Tidus, Paine, Yuffie, and Edge.","Edge is basically a water mage, lets be honest" +Who like to expose their midriffs,So they are just the same character +"IF I DIDNT GET SO MANY FKIN DIAMOND 2 PLAYERS, MAYBE I WOULDA GOT PASSED 700 LP",I STARTED PLAYING JUNGLE AGAIN CAUSE OF YOU MY TEAMMATES STILL FED +You forgot to link my floor 2 fail and floor 6 happy fun time combo burst from the descend challenges D: You said you were going a whole post about floor 2!,i was having a good day you know and I was like well i guess I'll let this playerhurp guy off the hook ;) +Why does everyone forget the classics? 58 was just the best.,I think fuck you is the best +Sticky comment! :0 I just hope that the artist is the same as the one in the FCBD story. I like her style better than the first one.,YES. +"John Pugliese, Vice President, Brand, Content Marketing, Communications & Broadcast Phone: 901.205.1483",Oh shit thanks +Bleach,Ouch +An Irish Jew? I know it's possible but why open with that?,Because drinking jokes. +"And femdom, possibly!",If only they knew actual people into their fetishes exist. +"You know the difference between objective and subjective? Your opinion is valid, saying it's a bad game is not. I didn't buy it because it's multiplayer only and I don't like multiplayer. I can also fully recognize that it's a well made and fun game for people who like multiplayer FPS. Would you say Skyrim or The Witcher are bad games because they only have single player? What does FUCKING KAPPA mean?",Saying kappa after a statement is sorta like a +Yes when testing. And samples. That's not what he said above.,They still throw out every sample included in the batch if the batch tests positive. +"7-Eleven dodging payroll tax in NSW, Opposition says","7-11 doing something dodgy, never would have expected that." +"Brown rice, not white. White is cheaper. Brown rice is a protein and a grain.",Brown rice is cool but white rice tastes better (imo) Both are cheap and provide good sustenance for the cost +TicklingTurkey right now with these AMAs,I don't get it. +Is Dusseldorf in Schengen?,"No, it's a teeny-tiny enclave of DPRK within Germany, therefore not in the EU or Schengen." +Ok can I start breathing again?!,"Trump just got elected, so I would hold it a little longer." +"What's your fuck, not again story?",in the 6th grade i got an extremely explicit sexual letter by someone that made me cry and swap out of the class freshmen year guess whos in my class and wont stop talking to me fuck not again +Airing out our politicians dirty laundry is a service to the American people. Trump's not getting elected. Even if Hillary had to drop out the night before the election her replacement would win.,Undermines the foundation of the democracy and the legitimacy of the winner. +Planet Earth II - Episode 1: Islands (2016),Do I need to watch Planet Earth in order to understand the plot for Planet Earth II? +"The charge was bullshit. Seems pretty obvious to me some racist old fucks called the good old boys because someone who looked like they were up to no good was seen walking down their road. The guy could have remained calmer, but its understandable he would be frustrated, its pretty obvious he was targeted for being an undesirable in the neighborhood.","he was lucky, if he was older he would have been piledrived into the ground and have a broken back" +"Face melter, after getting the ufos you have to get about 25-30 kills with the rocket thrusters then do the arcane core step to get the electric core and unlock the gem, same step as others. The battery in the other hand......",Lol yeah I figured all that but I have those written at the end and I wanted them all the same aesthetically +"What's with these contradictory names, been meaning to ask? Tombstone is for people intending to go down, same as who's who and compared to the lightning bow, the void sucks balls lol","It's because people hate on Tombstone and the Void Bow, but in really they ain't that bad" +"I personally don't care about the body shaming. The core of the issue is using photography equipment in a locker room. I find it sad the punishment is only 6 months max. That should be a felony. If it was a man recording a woman in the locker room, it would have been a felony and he would have had to register as a sex offender. I don't get why she isn't being forced to register as a sex offender for filming people in a locker room.",Because only men can be sex offenders +This is how he turned out. Love it. Top 10 already on my team. Lol,Only quick dev literally unplayable +"Not trying to be a dick. But doing those things costs money, a good deal of it. Most people can't just up and do it, or if they did then they would have nothing to fall back on after the trip :/ even if their outlook was a lot more positive they would then be in a pickle. However you're not wrong. If a person has 100% decided they are going to take their own life, they might as well sell everything they have/take the trip of a lifetime because why the fuck not?? And maybe it'll change their outlook... and in my opinion being penniless with a positive outlook is better than being well off and miserable.",C'mon man just go to Machu Picchu! +"The only challenger was Tim Ryan, a non-progressive backbench nobody.",You make that sound like a bad thing. +CAM login stuck after latest update,"I am having a similar issue, however mine is stuck on the loading screen at 65%." +"Super has advanced beyond the plot of those two movies, so yes.",Should I start later in the show then +"Its because US currency is tied to oil, which means U.S. has to keep invading and destroying the countries that want to go off the Dollar and use alternative currencies for oil trade. Russia wants to run a gas pipeline through Syria and into E.U. the same Syria which also wants to get off the USD for oil deal. Also ISIS is thrown in there and you have a hell of a mess. Meanwhile, fucking China is plotting a massive takeover that NO ONE is talking about. They are literally buying up Hollywood studios, key financial sectors, land, resources all over the world and have a cultural program where they send intelligence operatives to intermarry woman in influential positions all over the world and creating a mixed race to hedge their bets",And you forgot to mention how Putin said in 2003 he pan to sell Oil for Euro/Ruble. +Ancient of war made you feel so safe as a noob. The first time one gets hexd polyd or otherwise punished is a key moment on developing as a player. Into face hunter. Vengance,I miss the pre-naxx days where the choice amounted to having it die to Big Game Hunter or die to Black Knight +Russian Embassy in the UK has mastered shitposting,"While a sick burn, this is news to me and also want to know more." +"Shrooms, acid, I'll accept any hallucinogenic.",Now shrooms I can get but I think I would be more in control with acid +New York Times: We blew it on Trump,No all the media was in on it and the Democratic party didn't fight the voter suppression and the news barely mentioned it. +"Also I forgot to mention that he left riding into the sunset, but for a small moment he turned around to wave and whisper one last I fucked ur mom.",Isn't that just implied with people like that? +"What are your predictions for the rest of 029? At this point, 029 has a chance of being the best album this year. We'll be getting more Varien, Notaker, Feint, and GB. However, this album does prove to be unexpected, so I'm also gonna say a new Tristam and Braken song. What are your predictions?","I just want some more new style Tristam man, that's all I can really ask for." +Umm... ^^^what ^^^does ^^^jibun ^^^wo ^^^mean,First line of the OP +"well, i hate this shit. this article was posted 2 hours ago and every single comment so far has been a pun.",She brought her husbands guts in to settle her mind intestine for poisons. +Prevalent deduction of an insular from a Malaysian Chinese vernacular school: I wait you.,where got +"Who has multiple abortions, unwanted kids, and a crotch full of viruses and bacteria? Not you!",Aw u sure showed all those women having fun without u I bet ur crush regrets turning u down for prom after seeing that sick burn +"Not into hand holding, cupcake, but aside from bitching about my tone I have enjoyed your comments so far!",Lol ok +Every once in a while (once a month at best) a Lapras will show up in the lobby of my apartment building. That's the only time i see it in the wild,Do you live on an island? +Oh the fascist touched a flag but appointed an anti-gay VP? And now there are only 8 justices and he promised to appoint conservatives to overturn marriage equality and roe vs wade? And here I thought his supporters were just suffering from 'economic anxiety',Didn't he also hold the flag upside down or something? +Remember that **Omar Marteen** worked for **G4S** a security service company whose chairman sits on the board OF the **Clinton Foundation!!!** They staged this to push for gun control! (maybe?),FBIanon hinted that the nightclub shooting was staged to push gun control. +"SRS MODS HAVE LOST IT, TELL ALL OF REDDIT TO GO F THEMSELVES",Such brave and noble people gotta love that hypocrisy! +"No. Which is faster? #Console screenshot (PS4) 1. Take screenshot 2. Share screenshot to your FB / Twitter, or transfer it to USB stick (once you have found it and placed it to PS4) 3. Download picture from your social media. (if you took USB stick path, now get the stick and put it to your PC) 4. Post image to reddit (or upload to imgur). #Mobile screenshot 1. Grab your phone and take a picture. 2. Open your reddit app and post image.","Still, making the screenshot itself is faster than taking your phone out of your pocket and the quality will be much better." +If money is not an issue then you might as well.,Fancy seeing you here :3 +"TIL 12,049 people is everyone. **CLOSE THE GATES!!!**","There's roughly the same number of people online at the same time on both subreddits, so.. practically true." +Jingles British Light Cruiser overview,TIL the Belfast is a better Flint.. +I'm sorry. I should use description-neutral adjectives.,How dare you assume his level of attractiveness +This is one of those post where you thought everyone knew and didn't post it.,It looks so obvious +"Update 3 on the Jake Stein supporter in my class We start the class off slow, with her accusing the professor of being a neo-con. (Note: The professor has talked at length about how he hates the neo-cons.) She goes on to talk about Scalia's traditionalism, okay, we're getting somewhere here. But... She thinks Scalia is still alive. We get into a discussion on free trade, and the tendies hit the floor. Oh, goodness. The person sitting beside me turned and started counting how long she spoke, 2 full minutes. Complete incoherence, i don't even remember what she said, but I'm sure you could just read Sander's stump speech and get the picture. We also have a new character, Ron Paul Bro. The class is controlled by these two people. They fight often, but the shrillness of Jake always startles RPB. However, he basically lectured for the professor when we started to discuss libertarianism. Next lecture is Monday, and we discuss the Sanders movement in detail as a contrast to the Trump movement. Will update accordingly. Side note: Jill Stein isn't even on the ballot in my state.","Yeah, I won't believe it until you start recording this." +It is a digimon.,triggered +The lich king.......blizzard pls.,The lich king is my favourite diablo boss +You want McCree to flash in front of Hanzo?,"I see what you did there, I like you fellow dirty minded individual!" +PLEASE release this as a shenanigans video. Seeing the moment they realize the truth would be epic. :),"While seeing their reactions would be great, it wouldnt fit as a Shenanigans video, this would be more of a behind the scenes maybe" +I am so tired of do my homework for me posts,"If we're being honest, it's because the only people who talk about anthropology are studying anthropology." +You... have never dealt with the military industrial complex,I assure you I've played *plenty* of videogames. +Stefan Molyneux is no longer a Libertarian...,What did he do? +We need a cheap phone with vr filming capabilities... for the ladies,"Elon musk should fund this, for betterment of humanity ofcourse" +Why is tomorrow going to be better than today?,My Dad is coming home from overseas. +And almost half of them are Patty and Selma,And the other half are either dead or boring. +me irl,"Delete my username from your phone, please." +"What do you do when you're 3+ levels behind? I just played a game on Blackheart's and we were losing every team fight and objective.But instead of contesting(we were already 3 levels behind) our kael said to soak, which resulted in the enemy getting the objectives and getting a even bigger exp lead. So I want to ask, what would you do? Try to contest or just soak?",Alt+f4. +It happens to me from time to time while playing on window mode. Pressing alt + enter (going to full screen mode) fixes it.,"Will try this, too, next time I'm in trouble!" +Best shaco splash art and best shaco skin in in your opinion? I think asylum is the best in game and i think workshop has the best splash art (looks great in the loading screen with the mastery 7 badge) (own all of them so im not being biased xD,In game masked is by far my favorite +Illegal immigrants =/= refugees.,So it's totally ok to maim them with dogs! +"Stick with it. OkCupid works. I just wanted to post here and give all of you looking for someone hope. Most of the stuff I see here is about all the crap you have to deal with online dating. I had my share of that but it was worth dealing with it. I met my boyfriend on OkCupid seven months ago and it's by far the best relationship of both of our lives. We were both divorced and we both have two kids with primary custody. Our kids are matching ages and genders and have become great friends. We only had a 67% match rating on OkCupid but have so much in common. So don't pay too much attention to those ratings. It is amazing to have someone who enjoys all the same hobbies, who supports my dreams, and who fits into my life so perfectly. We actually only live about ten minutes apart but without okcupid we probably would have never met.",What kind of questions do you guys heavily disagree on such that you guys have a 67% match? +"I want the opposite of the Cruiserweight Classic After watching War Machine in the New Japan World Tag Leage, I want a Big Boy Tournament. Hoss-offs for days. * Big Damo * Tucker Knight (Hasn't appeared on NXT TV yet but has potential) * Otis Dozovic (Same as above) * War Machine * Bring back Bull just for shits and gigs * Rhyno Just 300+ Pound Hoss-offs. It'd be rad.",nL strikes again with their awesomeness. +You should try life is strange if you're into these types of games,"Life is strange is such a Great game, what did you most like about it ?" +Get a damn haircut,And a real job +"Can you explain to someone that is uninformed how an artificial pancreas differs from a normal insulin pump. Don't normal insulin pumps already pump insulin for you? Unless these are like surgically installed into you, how do they differ?","Insulin pumps are manual, the other would be automatic" +Christmas is an excuse for people to only be nice once a year. Santa Claus was created to counteract this.,Christmas can bring out the good and the worst in people. +Minutes per goal involvement amongst players in Europe's top 5 leagues.,Legendary Robbery +Good luck with that. Shell Refining Co haven't been profitable in years.,They are not buying for the money....they are buying a foothold in Malaysian commerce. +Trump Hotel Toronto building set to be sold after developer defaults,No breaks! +"And I've always hated the icon for it since iOS 7, it looks like it's been done in MS Paint.",Whole app looks like WP calculator with less functions. +Or make them sew a colorful shape to all their clothes. That would work,That sounds like a solution. +And a silver Mike Vick at QB,Its crazy looking through your post history and seeing everything down voted +Do you open 600 packs you didn't deserve it and you don't think you should be banned?,Nope I don't think he should because Ea messed up just like the base elite glitch and dont act like if you didn't see all those FM and was able to get moss you wouldn't -_- ! +"He's not okay, though. Tonight's episode they accidentally fed him a bad sandwich and he died. They don't want to look like they lied to Rick, so next week Dwight has to pull a Weekend at Bernie's with Daryl's corpse.","Dude, spoiler tag that stuff" +When my grandma realized that VR was fun,"Yeah, because that looks super fun." +Filoni did an IGN interview Eric Goldman at Celebration London and said that there is an episode that's titled **The Last Battle of the Clone Wars** it sounds like a sad episode tbh.,Rex in his final encounter with good ol' clankers. +the lazytown thing taken too far,NAY TOUCHETH NOT YOND +I wonder if this ice cream meats standards.,*Points at door* +Dude you did not just diss ff6. It was the ff7 of Super Nintendo. Top 3 rpg to be produced on that system.,Super Mario RPG and chrono trigger the other 2? +Man I wish they made a movie about the real Assassins instead.,"What, like Gavrilo Princip?" +What's the TL;DR for 2016?,Shit's fucked 'yo. +"actually the combo was nice, keep it for the karma",he forgot the +"Context? Like NMS selling 300,000+ copies three weeks ago and only 3,000 people are playing now?","On one subset of one platform that it is available on... So yeah, context." +This is good for donnie! You just don't understand 6D jenga with a sledgehammer like he does!,"Jokes on us, this is part of the 12D Backgammon operation." +"I understand that reasoning, but my issue holding me back from voting Clinton is different. During the process of the primarys the DNC favored clinton from the beginning which undermine the voice of the people. The democratic party went against democracy. My issue is that no one seems to talk about this anymore, and I can't brimg myself to vote democratic in this election for that reason.",Then enjoy President Trump. +"I did name my first round of Corrins after my current D&D character, who is pretty genki, but not a lot like me. In Birthright/Conquest/Rev respectively, her name was Zoe, Mean Zoe, and Queen Zoe.",[FE14 Rev](#s Does that mean at the end of Revelation when Corrin is crowned king/queen of Valla they called you 'Queen Queen Zoe'?) +Panda ascendente bradipo,quindi gli fai due occhi come i tuoi? +"I think, you have to differ here quite a bit. While I do not really support relationships like this, you have to take into account that: - The girl had a right to even say anything about this and decide by herself - A court looked into this and decided according to law Many underaged kids in the middle east are forced to marry some old dude, even without consent. It's not the case here.","Because 15 years old are very mature, right?" +"Another record volume for LocalBitcoins including regional records in Europe,Pakistan,Russia,Saudi Arabia,USA and Venezuela",It's just a fad +Call me dumb but I thought Time Dilation worked like this the whole time..,Lol me too I think The mighty frog also intended for it to work like this seems so weird otherwise +I Was With Bernie Till the End; Now We All Must Vote Hillary,Wow so convincing! +"Rip Dinklebot, can't believe it's been a year. At least I can still hear your majestic voice in GoT",I need ti rip that audio out of my disc. +Latin *then* English? Wow.,I call bullshit +Childish Gambino - Sweatpants ft. Problem,Probably my favorite Gambino song. +This question is racist and false.,Yes very stereotypical and too broad. +"I blame the school system. If colleges and universities offered studies in not baby punching, we wouldn't have this shit.",Pretty sure the womyn would pass over that class to take extra copies of gender studies. +I agree The Black Eyed Peas were never the same when she left,Will.I.Am turning into a robot was the start of the problem imo +"With a frame meister, that should be no problem: it accepts PAL at 50 and 60Hz and even NTSC at 50Hz. I honestly think you would be fine.","Yeah, I do think I'd be okay, but it'd really help if someone could confirm they've done this, because I want my games to play in 60hz, and I also have my recording setup geared to capture 60 FPS and don't want to constantly have to adjust the capture rate each time I swap consoles mid-capture." +Donald Trump would let you make your own healthcare decisions. Dangerous!,Mommie Clinton knows best... +Have lived in New Brunswick. AMA,What's the best way to remove oil stains from carpet? +Sigh..,out of the way stupid +But how are you discovering new places after the first time? You have to go back to the same places over and over (pokestops). Even the random spawnings have a pattern. I know which streets and parking lots in my area suck and which have a good variety that can show up.,If you'd play the game as intended (California family that travels weekly) you'd enjoy the game proper! +Pretty soon we will jus see a stick figure in a pretty dress,So women have to wear dresses now? +simple reviews on the last zombie maps of each treyarch game Der Riese <3 Moon :) Origins :D Revelations :'(,Der Riese <3 Moon :) Origins BEST Revelations :/ +"I'd prefer like Bas Rutten if didn't have an exclusivity deal right now. Actually fuck Bas, Let's get Joey Diaz as Joe's co-caster.",Bas has been so bad for so long :( Have you tried listening to the Podcast He and Mauro are doing? +"I live in Memphis and I could count the number of Hillary signs I've seen on one hand, and this is a city that ALWAYS votes blue. Trump signs are absolutely everywhere. This election just doesn't add up.",ITS HER FUCKING TURN THO +"Sure I would, I enjoy wasting Friday afternoons engaging with silly children.","Can confirm - SQB has many silly children, whom he engages with regularly." +Brb becoming CEO of activision-blizzard,I believe in you. +1 Hour of Mars. You can view this with your own telescope no NASA included!,Where r the stars? +And if the system worked you would still have zero ;),"Not really, the bad luck protection wasnt working at all as intended ;)" +Literally everyone on the plane was moving lol,Yeah I know haha. +Is Shorts+Spats acceptable? Or do people normally wear something else under the spats?,Lots and lots of underwear. +Patrick Kane wants nothing to do with big Zadorov,When you want the puck but also want to live to see Christmas i chuckled +"Has there been a time where you want to defend a game you like, but afraid to because a majority of other's dislike that game? Take for example, Paper Mario: Sticker Star and Color Splash. Those two games got a lot of flak for not being like the first three games in the series. Say, that Stick-A-Star is your favorite Paper Mario game and you want to reason out why you like it better than the others, but you're afraid to because you know you're gonna get a wave of complaints with an amount of upvotes of others agreeing with the poster's problem with the game. How about Metroid Prime: Federation Force? Smash Bros. Brawl? Heck, even Zelda: Skyward Sword or Mario Party 10. Has there even been that time?","Yes, but with Star Fox Zero I have never been afraid to speak my mind." +"Likes turks. Well one.. her ex... wants her ex... not you, but would stay aroud for a wee pity bang. Can deepthroat 8 inches.",Hi :) +Do you know that Marx's bullshit was refuted long time ago by a brilliant economist Eugen von Bohm-BawerK? Marx invented nothing that made sense to anybody that understand economics.,As far as I know the laws of thermodynamics have not been refuted. +What's the smallest decision you made that had the biggest impact on your life?,I didn't send a simple message and now she's dead. +Birdwatching,she really needs to watch that documentary about animnals. +(DMM) Woox gets Staff of the dead!,Song? +My mom told me I was an accident in those words.,"My mom put me up for adoption, and didn't tell my sister." +Its alpha bro :) kek,+ +G2 wouldn't stand a chance vs EDG/AHQ.,AHQ are steaming garbage and EDG was massively over-hyped again. +The internet isn't run or controlled by one country. It isn't ours to give away.,"uh, isn't that what the bru-haha about the ICANN is?" +"Unii de sus ofera niste sfaturi simple si eficiente, iar una din ele e SPORTUL! De ce zici ca nu o sa gaseasca aici? Nu sunt numai copii de 12 ani cu CSGO in cap si figuri!","Mda, ai dreptate dar eu nu ziceam ca nu gaseste sfaturi aici din cauza ca sunt numai copii de 12 ani cu CSGO in cap si figuri :),dar fie nu mai conteaza." +"Hard to believe 6 months ago, you'd NEVER see a pro Hillary article on the front page of this sub.","Surely the clinton supporters grew organically directly after the Democratic convention, right?" +"You're a true friend, willing to sacrifice some dignity to make your friend smile",But also an awful friend because he couldn't even do that right. +"Aha, alright alright thank you! :)",Don't ask them to let you use it for free exposure. +"How did this discussion become: Trump supporters are stupid? I'm a Trump supporter. I know the difference between different religious faiths and different nationalities, and if I make a mistake I'm happy to be corrected.",How would you do think 'profiling' that your candidate is advocating would be done? +"No matter who wins this election, America loses.","No, Clinton's a continuation of Obama, good, not great, and certainly not bad" +"I'm 99% sure I'd never get a face tattoo or even entertain the idea with any serious consideration, but I don't think it's an inherently bad decision *for everyone*. I mean, some people don't have a lifestyle\career where face tattoos would be a conflict for them, and at that point, it's more of a matter of taste. Some people say that cucumbers taste better pickled.","Yeah, most people who have well made face tattooes are usually tattoo artists or musicians themselves, where a little crazy is often expected." +Just so you know my friend paid 14$ for this shoot,US POLO ASSN +sarcasm.,Maybe +"Wow bro you're so cool. Not as cool as me though, I got to 5k trophies using only level 1 cards.",You forgot the +"Honestly, this has inspired me to design my own tag",Good shit +It's just how deadmau5 has recently done his titles. His 2014 album was while(1<2).,ugh deadmau5 is so edgy +"All scores are rounded, wtf are you on about","they are rounded, but he did not really set an 800pp score, that's my point" +"Slow down. The sidewalk's for regular walking, not for fancy walking.",What a time to be alive. +"As an Israeli in Queenstown... Political views aside, our PM is a giant turd and nothing he says or does represent Israel's views about anything. We like NZ dearly and saying anything with the words 'war' and new Zealand in the same sentence is insanely dumb and sad. Sorry mates",No worries. +Let's make sure they incite violence at public appearances.,Can we make sure he's also for nuclear weapons proliferation? +He says in the video that he has a bunch of oxy in his pocket that he is glad he found so he could stash before he is arrested.,"I heard that he had stuff to stash, but missed the oxy part, and totally missed the video description before hahaimontheinternet pointed it out." +"METH? DOPAMINE? AHAHAHAHH HAHHAHAHH MUAHHAHA ;;;; YOUR ALL FOOLS ;;; look at your selves. your fucking monkey on crack. now, we have other monkeys that go meditation. then monkeys go blow things up ,etc , etc. WE MUST FIND THE NEW STIMULANT. NOT STUPID STUPID FUCKING DOPAMINE !!1 **STIMULANTS = YAY / GOOD DOPAMINE = STUPID FUCKING SHIT ... REALLY ..... WHY NOT TAKE SOME HISTAMINE ***",Are you OK? +I think I'm still hurt and feel jaded by Square Enix lol. I might comeback to the game eventually after time to heal but as of now I think I'll be staying away from the game.,I never felt hurt because this was expected I've played other games like this and this is very similar to a lot of other games. +Ambergris is sort of whale vomit. Not exactly. It's kind of like the whale version of an owl pellet.,...an owl pellet? +"ROFL, no they didn't. All you do is lick nazi ass at this point.",Yeah showing someone's physical address is totally not threatening +Whatever dude. Keep cucking for white nationalists. It's such a good look.,And forcing them to a more concentrated echo chamber will surely show them the error of their ways +Ass Engine?,"Yessir, you can read." +They've infiltrated the other colors!,It's a Yellow Rising +"New Hamilton Ticket Block just released minutes ago in NYC for May 23 - August 17, 2017 shows. Good tickets to be had for $200 ea.",Guys I have 2 minutes left to decide orchestra row C is $199 should i buy it help ahhhh +"Yup, and I think the 3 points came from the interception that started us on the 50, compared to the one that we started on the 35, and we missed the field goal",Remember the good old days when the first play after a turnover went for a td!............. +"I assume only looking for striker? I Have Scorer Heatwave and am looking for those exact 2 wheels, so figured I would take a shot.",Yeah i'm sorry :( +"MFW George HW Bush votes for Clinton, proving our point that Daddy is the only one who can fix it all.",Nice graphics on that Pepe. +This is why I stopped upgrading consoles. I'd rather put money into a gaming PC and play online for free than to pay these companies for the ability to play with my friends.,"Not counting the cost of a monthly Internet bill, which is still an addition in consoles too!" +Different strokes for different folks man. I am sure many call your interests crap as well.,"Now that's fetish shaming, what's wrong with liking scat?" +"Reddit, If someone gave you a box containing everything you've ever lost, what would be the first thing you'd look for?",My old red ranger toy +"The gay smile Sometimes I'll see a picture of a guy on Facebook or whatever and he's smiling in his pic and I think *He looks gay.* So I check his profile and sure enough, he's gay. Is there a certain type of smile that makes a guy look gay? I feel like there is. That, and most Snapchat filters, and many hashtags. It's apparently because girls are expected to smile widely and look happy in pictures; guys are expected to be more serious-looking, and less gay in both senses of the word.","It's in the eyes too, it's hard to explain..." +get him to coach Liquid to see what is he worth :D,"That will be his 4th NA team, so be patient." +"i mostly post in my sub. i'll add you, if you want?",can I be added as well? +Why do so many companies completely discard their European customers? Is it really not worth their money? We have twice as many people as the US and are just as wealthy. I don't understand why they seem to never give a shit about European sales.,We Protect The World +"I don't have to worry about my team being screwed out of a playoff spot in any sort of potential clusterfuck scenario this year, so I'm loving this.",I don't know I'm pretty worried that despite all of the quality losses Rutgers will not get a bid to the playoff. +"So you can't, or you won't? Sorry my words hurt your feelings. I'll be nicer if you actually can be unbiased in your criticism of both candiates. Go on",I knew you would run and hide +The 8 Best Cities for Small Business in California (As Shown By Data),"Yeah, beach cities with huge rents are a great place to start a small business." +"Oh, don't be such a pussy. What a pussyfoot group.",Such an articulate reply. +"Well, when i'm lagged up and ~~about to disconnect and reconnect~~ battlenet happens in WoW, i can just alt-f4 and restart the game, and get back in without getting kicked off the dungeon group automatically, which is nice.",I bluescreened once in FFXIV and managed to reboot and load the game before my character was dropped so I could log back in. +Vive la Louisiane!,Gloire aux peuples de Louisiane! +prob a dumb question. But ive been playing since launch. Never got any sort of quest for exotic faction class item. how do I get the quest?,Get to level 25 with a faction. +"Sadly, yes. Took me 9 months, but I got there.",ITS perfekt :) cause IT means you have as much fun as you give other players :) k/d ratio of 1 is the ultimate player:) +We need a petition to validate all votes in the tossup states.,Let's make sure the FBI investigates all those ballots. +Gostkowski is dead to me after last week.,Not his fault... +"Fuck you for not knowing that the word smarmy has been in use since the early 20th century, you uncultured troglodyte. And fuck you very much for linking me to that cool song. Fuck you at two chord intersections and a point tangent with the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.",Fuck you both for this long conversation. +"Mistake? Millions of people all over the world are simultaneously trying to log in to try the new hero on a tiny test server, login errors are hardly Blizzard's fault.","FFS Blizzard, once again making the mistake of letting your fans test your new characters on the test server.." +I misread it and thought you just said a nationwide assault-weapon ban. Fair play for being one of the few gun control advocates remembering that compromise means the other side gets something too.,"Oh yeah I guess that could be easily misread, sorry for my potentially hostile sounding response." +Article that I found on r/politics about being to strict on consensual sex,It's a garbage us vs them political piece. +U.S. economy grew strong 3.5% in third quarter,Thanks Obama! +#,# +I wish we could do fun things like this on r/redskins,looks like y'all have meme Wednesdays...that looks kind of fun. +Probably the same reason some people choose to buy private jets instead of one of those kits that you can build a small single engine aircraft from.,Implying that a product designed and manufactured by professionals is somehow worth more money +"It's weird what people will say when they're cornered, once the trust was gone in that relationship it had to end. Long distance, 1.5 years, first real relationship (late in college) and the only woman I've ever been infatuated with at first sight. That being said, there were a lot of red flags that I chose to ignore, and now I'm a bit wiser (albeit a lot more jaded). This was about 6 months ago to the day almost, and each day it gets a bit easier. I've had my fair share of pitfalls in life and time seems to heal most every wound.","If you don't mind me asking, what were the red flags?" +some fetishes are just too much,This is the most disgusting thing I have seen in a very long time. +Who knew posting here would attract this gem of a creep?,"Yeah, I'm sure after seeing what ecstasy did to this guy you're just dying to try it yourself, aren't you, OP?" +Technically plateaus are the highest form of flattery,I hate to butte in.... +You forgot Sirius's Q.,"Wait, he's completely invuln when countering?" +Cam has got to be hurt for them to avoid the sneak 3 straight plays,Yeah I am more worried about cam than carr because cam looks beat up carr just hurt his pinky and will be fine +"mallninjas could never be vegans, they could never part with their delicious doritoes","Spicy sweet chili doritos are vegan, and the best kind of doritos." +I have an '02 tundra with the 3.4 v6. It that a good engine? Haven't seen many for sale much over 200k miles. Had a '67 land cruiser with the 236(?) That I really liked. Would go anywhere.,The v6 will last to 400 xxxkm +And pretty much harassed her in the process which is just kind of proving her point. Smh,But... but... but... MEMES! +He sees twice as good in the comics,Plus I doubt he got randomly ID'd in the comics. +"Yeah, you...entirely missed the point of the article. Good show. It's more an issue of the bar not properly managing their patrons. The Islamic center doesn't care that people are drinking, they care that their property is being littered on/puked on by the bar's customers.","This is the city's issue, these people are doing this stuff off of the bars property and therefore out of their responsibility, have the city send some patrol cars there for a few weeks.... heaven forbid we have some police presence do more than crack down on speeding." +"What do you think, need this on your car?",Just buy rain-x at canadian tire for 1/2 the price. +"Ah okay. It really makes it sound like Schumer was the one breaking the news. Why is he issuing a statement about this anyway? At first I thought he was proposing some legislation to control fares or something but nope, it's just him talking about overhead bins.",Because it's a lot easier to issue statements than it is to actually propose legislation to rectify the situation ;) +two non girlfriends..? what kind of fuckery...?,side hoes +"50,000,000 natives died through european colonialism in the americas but that was fair capitalism because by trading for the blankets they signed a contract that said they were okay with getting smallpox also that was a long time ago so it was REAL capitalism",Natives violated the NAP because they dared to get infected with smallpox from hard working europeans. +"A question about sex and relapse. Picture this scenario: You and your partner are having sex. But before you ejaculate, you pull it out of her. You then use your own hands to ejaculate your penis. Is this considered a relapse, eventhough you were just having sex a moment ago?","You're still having sex with a partner, that doesn't change just because you pull it out and rub it out." +I feel like we can go deeper.,"I'll leave that to the ants, thanks." +Those people are more federalists than libertarians.,"libertarians as a tactic support decentralization of decision making What this results in is federalism, then localism, and finally individualism." +Justice Department Deploying 500 Election Monitors in 28 States Tuesday,DOJ sending observers... this fills me with much confidence +"Human skin can weigh up to 10 pounds, that's a weight class right there. Of course that probably is going to make the ground game...difficult.",Also every part of the game +Shower thought: Is each Ryze rework him finding another rune and becoming more powerful? His ult used to just make him walk fast but now he can teleport loads of people and stuff.,"Next rework: Ryze has found the duplicitous Fake-out rune - when you ult, you disappear IRL for the next 10 seconds, and Faker briefly plays your account for you." +Congrats! But...76k gamerscore and haven't fully completed any games until now?,Yeah I have a lot of games that I sadly lost interest in :( +"Lol the Crock-Pot is clutch. I use it often. My biggest concern with the diet is how truthful are people. The stats show with science that strict appliance of the diet for a length of time shows more positive results than negative. I've had good responses on here from people who say it 100% changed their life, others say it did nothing for them. I'm just curious of the people who say both things is how strict were they, for how long, etc. Etc. There are many variables but from the children's at Seattle hospital they had real results which showed that diet alone played as good a treatment as medication. People got to remission as often and just as quickly. Yes, there were a few cases 10-25% that were unaffected by diet... But as any treatment plan, there will be the unaffected)",Well if it works for you it doesn't matter what anyone else says :) +The Scourge is visually bugged with marauder in off-hand,literally unplayable +You are just not tolerant to other cultures and religions!,So intolerant! +"This is DVD, a promo for the new technology that was included on VHS movies at the turn of the century",My first DVD was The Matrix. +"Sorry about that, I think I pocket replied cause I was looking at this thread and had to put my phone up really fast (dr office). Wasn't trying to be rude or whatever that direct quote implied.",Dw about it +Who do you suspect is that someone? (Serious question),"Maybe China wants to show the US's weak response, and the last weeks of the Obama admin is a perfect time to do it?" +What a complete lack of effort. Probably just took one texture and applied it to every object.,You're damn right I did +Does it count as a concession speech if you just sob conspiracies about rigging and apocalypse into a microphone?,Them it's just a visor +"No national news org will call a state before it's polls close. It might be 'in the bag' before then, but nobody will call the entire race until enough states are closed and called.",Oh yeah that would never happen. +Pineapple and ham pizza,It's called a Hawaiian Pizza. +Thank you!,Thank YOU +I mean it is the only card named Bogle in the game. If Bogles are a type of beast it makes sense to just use that instead of inventing a new useless creature type for ever 1-of card.,QUIT STEPPING ON MY DREAM OF BOGLE TRIBAL! +"I'm going through the process now. I've been tempted to ask if I can get a direct line of communication to the UW. Not to help my loan get pushed through per-se but to ask them questions about their process. What a day in the life, is for a UW. Very interesting work.",A good LO can tell you. +Definite sting,"Yeah, we're gonna have to take points off for that, the semen isn't at the proper holding temp." +"These are my favorite animal, they're so intelligent. Smarter than dogs, as someone else mentioned. Seeing this is just sad.",Dog is good loyal pet... Octopus would murder you in your sleep and take your girl. +Everybody look at me cause I'm sailin on a boat,So this is what it's like to finally see +What are you getting on Black Friday/Cyber Monday? Just planning on getting some shoes and a few games on Xbox. Buying everything online then going to the bar... screw going to stores.,Laid +Future Secret Military Weapons,Well it ain't secret no more. +Charles barkley isn't a rapper though,That's what makes it an analogy... +"What is worse is that I just read an article (CNN I think but can't remember for sure) that was saying the only reason people are voting for Trump is because Hillary is a woman (allegedly) and people are too sexist to vote for a woman still. If there is a god, can these 2 candidates get a little bit of wrath thrown on them? I'll take even a mild smiting. Maybe a meteor hits the next debate.",GIANT METEOR 2016 +Just noticed that the logo octane doesn't have a spoiler...,I thought it was Zippy. +"I don't even have a PC (yet). And there are some games that I'd rather play on my PS4 even if they are on PC. Why? Because maybe I feel like it, or maybe the players of that game are less toxic on PS4. But at the end of the day, PC is objectively better, which is what this sub is about.","Then what's with your flair, don't lie about your specs, that's heresy" +Why do you believe that?,Haven't you heard that Hilary rigged the election? +Why don't they just get a state issued Id or drivers license like most people? Why would someone over 18 not have one?,I know plenty of people who can't afford cars and never bothered to get a drivers license. +"If you saw a 'Top Guitarists of All Time' list, what guitarist would have to be on it for you to take it seriously?",Joe Satriani or Steve Vai. +"Johnson is in the closet, right?",He's letting the free market decide that one. +"Difficult situations make good people shine, and bad people wilt.",and now both are all allowed in +The security goons responded to non-violent direct action with violence. If I have a no trespassing sign on my property it doesn't give me the right to do whatever I want to anyone who enters.,Actually... +And then they wonder why they are losing viewers by the second..,Because tens of people like you are gathering at a bar to watch the game which only accumulates for one viewer? +Thanks alot!,"Np , that'll be one crate please." +Your friend has no idea what he is talking about.,"Yeah, I'm sure." +A classic Fallout 4 find.,"I'm doing a slow survival playthrough and I'm reading every single terminal entry I can find, there are a ton of hilarious ones out there!" +Reality Check: No assassination attempt,WRONG. +So culture imitates advertisements. Who would've guessed.,Love imitates art. +For only $295 ill change your bum life,Tree easy payments of $99.95. +"Surely tech has progressed past that? Or at least, it *could* progress past that? Hair's really fine, I'm sure you could compress it and form a seal or something.",Better safe than sorry. +Cameron Carter-Vickers starting for Tottenham Hotspur today in the EFL cup,"We won't really be able to cap him until March at least, but I hope we can get him cap-tied at some point, kid's a monster." +BEST XMAS EVER,Now go out and chop down a Christmas tree! +Amazing.,Thanks! +Resigned or re-signed?,"I was confused too, I kept thinking the voice doubled down on this guy and extended his contract amidst the controversy." +"The justice system. You so funny. Are you not familiar with the political system in the US? If you are, in what political context during political races of any size(from national to local) is there an opportunity to vote for a candidate based on such a specific issue? In what races do the press keep the public informed of all the stances of the candidates?","Well, I don't know much about this" +"This comment chain is about dangerous quackery, is it not?",2edgy4me +why no one picks him up to better team?,German scene doesnt have any better team +Still harping about Lucic's hit on miller from years ago,"Yeah, the FO told him to do it, better keep hating us." +What If I currently play civ v vanilla and enjoy it?,Well fuck you buddy! +347,348 +"Hey, Ted Nugent's junk is solidly for Trump.",I thought his junk was a blue state. +well that was fun.,Sexfart! +The guns are scary and all but how about that stitch pattern on the leggings!,Welcome to Austin. +"Uh, yeah, don't see a video.",Wrong link +Out Riding! Notice a Trend?,What am I looking for? +"Crabtree Helmet When I was watching the game last night, the chat erupted with take a shot and take a drink when Crabtree lost his helmet. Where did that meme originate and why don't I know about it?",he's lost his helmet multiple times this year +You're justifying trading our star PG and second best scorer (who is still young in terms of NBA minutes in his career and on a team friendly contract cap wise) for a guy that didn't make the 15 man roster. Ok.,just saying man i never said i wanted him traded tho +KAT mimics D'Angelo Russell while wearing his jersey,"Already leaving Minny for the better young team, I see" +DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,Wake up +"What are some things you dislike about Gears of War 4? I've been checking in on this sub since the game released. There a couple things mentioned in the comment sections but for the most part I can't see anything bad about the game. Which is really good, obviously, but I haven't bought into it yet since the last gears. I played the beta and really enjoyed it. I didn't like the lack of character customization in versus. Is that still a thing?",The latest patch +It's the answer to everything pretty much. How do I beat this Arena team? - speed on mods. How do I do more damage in raids? - speed on mods. How do I do well at Tournament? - speed on mods. ;),forgot the +"Vyvanse is too chill... So I've taken adderall before and I love it. I love that you can't control how focused you are you just are. However, I recently bought some vyvanse off a friend and I've been taking 40 mg every week or so and I get a totally different feeling. I feel as though I need to focus on focusing which just ends up making me insanely anxious and after doing that for a while I just chill in bed and play some whale trail. Does anyone else experience a lack of focus and a desire to just chill out and feel the high if you know what I mean?",Take 60mg you will do your homework for the rest of the semester and it will feel like 5min +#NAME?,"Tried every 4 letter city on maps and looked for a river, then searched for the orange roof" +If I see another Tumblrina say they were literally shaking...I will literally shake,I think we should try to harness the shaking as an alternative energy source. +Man grabs a sign that has electricity running to it.,"That dumbass just learned that when you play stupid games, you win stupid prizes." +"Oh, then it's even more hilarious","Yes, it's totally awesome how so many people are apparently going to voting based on ignorance." +All guys are good at physical activities and heavy lifting. Why would they need anyone's help,"I don't know about you, but I can easily lift a piano in one hand while carrying my car in the other." +The Latest: Trump revives 'Pocahontas' slam on Warren,Cause why not go out with some class? +See I feel like as a Jets fan you expect to lose more than win. Vikings get your hopes up by going 5-0 and then crush those hopes with a 4 game losing streak.,I've just given up hope. +"Sir? Permission to leave the station. For what purpose, Master Chief? To give the covenant back their bomb.",Which one was this in? +"New photo of Kris Kobach, who is being considered for Secretary of Homeland Security, meeting with President-Elect Trump subtly leaks suggested plans on how to BUILD THE WALL!!! RAPID BUILD",Hope it's all 2000 miles of BRICK! +"Yeah pretty sure the yakuza still has guns. And Japan is a different culture then the US they didn't start off with the same number of guns we have. If you were to out law guns tomorrow there would be millions that would need to be confiscated and I guarantee that you won't get them all. Hell I personaly know a few ways to preserve firearms and store them where no one would find them. I actually have one of these shtf caches set up with some food a gun and ammo and unless I tell you, you will never find it.",Cool Story Bro +Wife scares the crap out of our cat,"Jesua christ, switch that cat to decaf!" +Of course the Mexican is the sneaky flanker that beats barriers,Your casual racism is funny. +You know why nothing was done in the 8 years Obama was in office? Because Obama has politicized everything he has ever done. He overestimated his political karma the first two years in office and got blasted in the midterms. He's been punching above his weight ever since.,And it has nothing to do with the outright political obstruction at the federal and state level. +"so in otherwords, I just got head for *head*.",Honestly I was expecting it to be like 40$ +"its super weird. I would LOVE to give the NHL my money so I can watch leafs games. But since I live in the GTA even if I paid for their service, I wouldn't be able to watch leafs games, they block them out.","Gamecentre LIVE is $200, Rogers paid $5.2B for 12 years (equivalent to 2.2M Gamecentre LIVE subscribers per year) and you wonder why NHL prioritise local TV?" +"Bakit sa militar at kay marcos nagagalit mga tao at hindi sa komunista? Yung mga pinagpapatay, tapos mga biglang nawawala karamihan doon eh hindi naman biktima ng militar, mga alagad ito ni joma sison and the komunistas ang gumagawa nito upang pabagsakin ang gobyerno noon. Lalo na yung mga biglang nawawala alam ko ito at nabiktima kamag anak namin sa probinsya NPA pala nag abduct tapos tumakas lang sila sa bundok. Sinisi ng mga komunista ang gobyerno pero sa totoo sila naghasik ng lagim ang dami pang pinagbobomba nitong mga demonyo na salot. Yung mangilan ngilang tinorture ng militar karamihan naman doon mga may koneksyon din sa npa kagaya ni colemnares na hanggang ngayon komunistang komunista pa rin. Tapos nagalit pa na bakit daw kinontrol ang media eh malamang kokontrolin iyan kasi magkakagulo talaga sa bansa pag hindi kinontrol habang martial law papalabasin ng media na masama ito magkakaroon ng civil unrest. Mabuti sana kung mga matinong communist party ang hahawak ok lang kung sa ussr kesa usa naging ka alyado basta yung mga katulad nila fidel castro sana eh kaso mga bulok naman sila joma sison tapos ginamit pa mga moro at lumad kaya dapat lang talaga na hindi hayaang mag takeover ang mga yan. Gago ka joma sison at mga kaliwa kayo ang sumira sa Pilipinas! dapat sa kanila kayo magalit at hindi kay marcos!","before martial law was declared, the communists were still numbered in few hundreds and could still be quarantined but FM's admin managed to royally fuck up even when US was involved in combating them." +Kanye to wear Carson Wentz jersey in next music video.. confirmed.,How can you be so INT-less? +Genius is NOT an adjective.,You must be fun at parties. +No. Just no. Knowing everything truly means you understand less than the person who understands he knows nothing.,But when I knew nothing I thought I understood everything. +Another friend int Android and you don't need to use items,Thanks for the tip +In 2x: I love holding hands and kissing my wife when an obvious basic bitch has activated her desperate slut mode.,I had to destroy that feeeemale in order to save it. +Bruh don't get my hopes up,Just expect a first round exit and anything better will be a pleasant surprise. +Josh Sitton signs 3-year deal with the Bears :(,I guess its time to dust off the old pitchfork +And...,Wait who are you again? +"This is the rare Diamond Pepe: it only appears every 20,000,000 memes. Upvote for good luck in 2017!!","I swear, if I'm bamboozled again......." +I think you're thinking of kangaroos again.,Oh Joey +Texting While Driving. I see people doing that and I just want to throw something at their car so at least they'll look up at the road.,Or putting on make-up +DOPELORD - Acid Trippin',This is one of my favorite songs. +"Ok, and therefore what?",Therefore the victimless crimes are a minority of arrests. +Are they? Please tell me they are. Please tell me Survivors will actually have to think about which perks to use.,"Sprint burst, Self care, Decisive strike is still gonna be must have for most part" +What was his gamertag? This happened to me as well.,gotti2323 +"A 2D square has 4 vertices, 4 edges and 1 face. A 3D cube has 8 vertices, 12 edges and 6 faces. How many vertices, edges and faces does a 4D hypercube have? What about an n-dimensional hypercube--is there a formula?","One moment, pulling out the expansion of (x+2)^(n)." +"Is there any aid work I can do in my own country? You always hear of people going overseas to places like Nepal and African countries for foreign aid missions (eg things like Habitat for Humanity, Antipodeans Abroad). This is a very noble cause of course and I don't want to put them down at all. But I was wondering if there was anything of the like I can do in my own country. I know there's plenty of issues with homelessness, foster care, and Indigenous & rural health care, so I want to lend a hand where i can. If anyone could point me in the direction of some good organisations, that would be great!",I take hugs as an act of charity :'( +"Crows is great to use throughout Crystal, but easily gets stomped on in Masters+. I've run this base with maxed TH9 defenses and Masters+ is filled with TH10s and/or TH9s with warring-like armies -- easily crushes this base.","I use a variant of it in Masters 1. been here for months and months, Valks stomp it, but only one in ten attacks are valks." +Are they not native English speakers? Their grammar is horrendous.,TEST BIAS MAN +I work in a lab. Sometimes it gets lonely. I recreated one of my colleagues out of his personal protective equipment when he stepped out to catch a lecture.,You literally made him angry. +I don't think that they know where Australia is in relation to China. They are calling us westerners.,Please be +Who did you idolize when you were 10?,Princess Leia +"If babies were ninjas, their secret weapon would be their sharp nails. Those things can rip your skin with one swipe!",But it's nothing compared to the teeth of a two year old. +"Favourite books set in Northern Ireland? Any good books set in Northern Ireland? I'm a avid reader but I've read very few set here, aside from FATLAD which I enjoyed and Colin Batemans novels. I'd like something modern/post troubles.",'The one that flew over the peace wall' 'Capture the flag' (City hall edition) +ViaBTC at 13.4% in the last 24h? WTF?!?,"From the other sub... Supposedly, ViaBTC took a lot of their mining equipment offline to move it, and it is now returning to operation." +"Whoa, there. Nazis have feelings too. *sadpepe.jpg*",reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.jpg +HOUSE BILL #4093: An act mandating the authentication of online and social media memberships in the country through registration of their accounts using any valid government-issued identification and/or barangay certificate,good luck with policing the internet po. +What is your most interesting possession?,My girlfriend. +Lara Croft cosplay,if you look hard you can see the brazzers logo smudged out +Eric Stein vs Vanessa So as far as I know these two are the only survivors of a well executed backdoor plan. Which of the two was the most impressive save?,"Kryssie, she survived the backdoor twice" +'Zenji' is the arabic word for the N word GG,Gotta watch out. +What about the tank tracks,"Whoops, totally forgot about that" +This is what tilt is made of.,sweet tilts are made of thiiiiis +"If you could choose 2 commentators to call every game you watch, who would you choose? Technically it could be all time or current commentators. I was thinking currently, and I was thinking Collinsworth and Gruden",Verne and Gary +Sometimes the policy is sexist. It increases costs and increases time required for treatment too. The last thing this country needs is more waste in our medical system. Ans it's sexist because in all the times I've been examined by a woman no one's ever offered me or required a chaperone,"You absolutely shouldn't force people to have them, but when it comes to vagina exams you should probably be offered a second person regardless of sex" +There no God but God Emperor,And kek is his prophet. +2mortyirl4meirl,Come watch TV? +"With Obama's signature, U.S. religious freedom law now protects atheists","I never have felt belittled or discriminated as an atheist even when ive seen countless acts of violence and hate directed toward atheists, but I have to say this feels good." +Improved Tamriel 2016 US Election Map,"we will build a wall, and valenwood's gonna pay for it" +Or you know...USADA. no one's been saying it after his performance but I'm just throwing it out there as a plausible reason.,I think the double weight cut was a factor +I have only had him for a few hours and it has started,God i need one of those badly.... but first need a house where one could live xD +They are privately funded here?,what? +So why do we care about the debates?,"Huge exposure, 'libertarianism' skyrockets on Google search." +A white guy and a black guy in a video and you're really asking which one consumes the animal porn?,"Let's be fair though, anyone can enjoy some good animal porn from time to time." +That's called being smart.,"What some call smart, others call self-dealing, others still fraud, who are we to judge?" +"Builds that clear 100% breach monsters all the time... It seems in this league that if you want to reach all the loot and take everything that the breach has, you need a build that can clear fast and hard and maybe with a lot of AOE damage...So...what do you think guys are those builds atm that can give you that goal? ...",I have seen a video with Vaal Cyclone which did something that could be described as almost clearing it. +"It does I think, I'll know for sure when I get home if it's still in my inventory. I plan to keep it and see what happens when you have 25 key items in your inventory at once eventually :)",Fairly sure it just expands out into more pages as it needs to. +"Can Prince Malchezaar add duplicate legendaries to your deck? If so, he could add another Patches and reduce RNG even more!","Prince Malchezaar follows deckbuilding rules, so no duplicate legendaries or legendaries from other classes." +Do you mean Swedistan?,"Ofc not, I meant United Caliphate of Cucknada." +Yre really bad at shittalk,Nice one! +Idris Elba as dumbledore? Hmmmm I could see that,"They made Hermione black in the broadway production, why not Dumbledore as well." +Lord Glover confirmed to return in season 7,I swear to the Old Gods they better have him yell DAKINGINDANORF like they did with Robb every time they charge into battle +"Pre-Season Exhibition Scores Anyone want to contribute a list of exhibition scores or just add your school's score in this thread. Not sure if there is any site where one can see all the scores listed (if there is let us know!) so was hoping to list some scores here. Also, feel free add those secret scrimmage scores if you know any! Fresno State 76 Cal San Bernadino 69 Oregon State 96 Corban 58 Eastern Washington 80 Saint Martins 69 Harvard 78 MIT 63 1st Game Arizona State 52 Weber State 34 2nd Game Arizona State 47 Weber State 44 Grand Canyon 88 Adams State 83 Washington 109 Western Washington 103 Washington State 78 Carroll College 70",Notre Dame 119 Mercy 58 Notre Dame 103 Catholic 48 +Muista kana.,Mites kalkkuna? +"Hi I have the pokerus, does it have eggmoves?","No, sorry" +An edit I made that I'm actually fairly proud of: Funtime Bowser!,We gotta keep Funtime Peach away from him. +If you could only pick 3 Vive games.... and that's all you could play...what would they be? For me: Smashbox Arena. Lazerbait (simple but keep coming back to it) and Quivr (not getting any love at the moment but it'll make up for that when the full game is released i'm sure).,*Onward *Rec Room *Project Cars +They expect one of us in the wreckage brother,for you +Today is for our children.,Think about the children! +Yeah people seem to be missing that this is probably some kind of student housing. When I was in the dorms I'd get knocks from people and have to explain they were probably at the right room but the wrong floor.,"I've lived in dorms, Never had this issue." +Technically he was right though - there are no bus drivers making 90k base...,"Hes absolutely right, I was just putting the number for it." +If you don't believe the earth is flat then you believe you come from a stone. You can't possibly believe a stone turned into a fish that turned into a monkey that turned into you. Have some sense. I don't even believe in a bible but if I did I would choose dianetics because at least that makes more sense than evolution.,Obvious troll is obvious. +They said it should be illegal to display a partisan message at a polling place but isn't that what they do when they wear trump shirts?,"You can wear whatever you want, however the officials at the polling place aren't allowed to." +C'mon take a walk on the wild side. But seriously I've been replaying Skyrim and forgot how stupidly easy it is to die sometimes. So I've been re-learning the value of saving often.,I think I had like five or six on Oblivion ha +So people are pirating Sun & Moon...,I can taste the salt. +Why was the Toy Chica in the night 3 minigame missing its beak?,What game. +Haha you didn't say natives you said white natives. Don't try to run away bud,(((implying that whites aren't the **real** native americans))) +It's not needed but it'll be way easier to organise.,"I have installed Mumble now, I will be there before the game." +"Come on now, that's barely even snow.",say the guy with the flag of Scania +"Bert is our first true Subreddit Meta. Be proud, boys! We need a Bert skin, maybe just a 11 year old child who just runs off when hung? Hanging a child would definitely put the PEGI rating up..",Pedophile scumbag +"Dude it's not even just the media. Head over to r/Habs, one loss and there are so many people losing their shit. Even after winning the next game people still shit all over everything, Something about this team brings out the most sensational of cynicism in a LOT of fans. There are certain posters there who post 90% negative comments, even when the team is 10-1-1. They point out who's terrible, how the coach is terrible, how Price is being praised too much, how the GM is an idiot, and of course continually bring up The Trade. It's just mind blowing.","The Trade: Roy for Thibault, right?" +Google allo. Next google+?,I use an iPhone SE...But I'm sure whatever all is it will improve over time unlike Siri. +"This is a solely personal, petty move to try and humiliate these girls. It's boggling my mind that anyone can claim this is a good game move. It automatically makes Shelby and Morgan the root for underdogs, and puts a fire under their butts to gun HARD for HOH. A woman scorned is a real thing, and Danielle should especially know better if Jason doesn't.",Let's be honest Cryssey has been the root for underdog all season long that is why America has not nominated her +He was in the olentangy environmental control driveway which has a Powell address in Delaware.,That is outside the line indeed but if he was parked there with his laser pointing south into his jurisdiction as it's right there and you were traveling north it's fair game as it occurred in his jurisdiction. +Everytime i try to be friendly with someone online,What forum was that? +"at least it isnt striped... besides I like to use random kits as its more fun imo, got the club badge to show my support for the toon tho","My team names THE RAFALUTION this year, change my kits all the time, put the maroon and blue classic kit on every now and again" +"Youre an aussie? Every aussie and kiwi I know is pro trump! Haha but don't worry about your fellow classmates, you are learning an important life lesson of following your beliefs. As a Canadian, I'd love to see the US, Britain, Canada and Australia all on the same page of restoring national pride and throwing a big FUCK YOU to globalism.",#Based Anglosphere +"I was dating this Jewish guy for about a month and everything was fine, but I started having my doubts because his personality was too strong. Then one day we cross paths with a couple in another car (Caucasian man, Asian woman) and then he said Look, he has a pretty little Asian thing in the passenger seat too. And then I stopped seeing him.","I can't believe you would give up a guy like that, who doesn't love being called a thing?" +"Millennials of reddit, why do you hate shopping malls?",lmao i cant buy kush at a shopping mall tho +There should hopefully be a lot of new money & opportunities in the system soon. Good luck!,Thanks dude. +"He went so far as to describe how he'd kill journalists, he's obviously put some thought into it.","Yup, that should be enough for the jury to lock them up." +"Sorry to hear about the knees. Agreed; Rugby does have a fierceness to it. Old Australia used to wonder why all the protection in Gridiron; new Australia knows Gridiron players are giants. On steroids. On Meth. Who's cat just died. :D Aussie rules, is more technical than League though, and many would argue more of a well-rounded athletic and strategic sport, similar to Basketball.","Aren't the rules for Aussie pretty much somebody has a ball, get him and you aren't allowed to catch the ball unless you are on somebody's shoulders and no wimps allowed?" +You dont have to play it with VR you know....,"I know, that wasn't really what I meant... In order to have a full VR experience, the game must be built from scratch with that purpose in mind... Tacking on VR on a game not specifically built for it, in my opinion, results in lower quality for both audiences." +What can't a Hydraulic Press crush?,The power of love +I member.,Are you Pepperidge Farms? +Maro has been asking how we feel about Foil Commanders in the 2016 product on his blog. How does this subreddit feel? I've been shocked at the responses he's gotten pertaining to the inclusion of foil commanders in the product this year. A lot of people being vocal about wanting non-foils. I'm so thankful that they've started releasing the commanders in foil and I guess I expected that to be the popular opinion. So what do you folks think? I'm going to be so disappointed if they go back...,They make it slightly harder to read the card at a distance. +"Got a UPS tracking number, it's currently in transit in LA.","Mine shipped last night, is currently in Ontario California (it says Ontario, CA, US and I don't think UPS thinks Canada is in the States) but says I should have it on Monday, so I'm pretty excited." +"What Films from the imperium do we know about? As diverse as the worlds of the imperium seem to be i dont recall ever reading about fictional films being shown to imperial citizens. Dead Men walking mentions newsreels so there must be cinemas but that seems to be about it, anyone have any examples of a hollywood/bollywood style film in a 40K story?",Seems like that'd make an interesting lead-in for an Ordo Chronos story.. an Arbites raid finds illegal copies of _Saga_ _Of_ _The_ _Ultramarines_ _8_: _Enter_ _The_ _Spiritual_ _Liege_ when Ultramarines 2 is only now in production. +Leaf rendered on xbox one,In minecraft +Bills only had 10 on field for CMike TD run,Stupid refs god damn +That's the ending of an app file. It's basically a Zip file. check your iTunes. Under the downloaded apps section (if you sync apps you downloaded / purchased) you can see them and open them in finder as well. On your phone / iPad you won't see them.,"On your iPhone/iPad you *will* see them, in the form of all of your installed apps." +"Looks like BlackNuMetal, smells like teen spirit",Nothing more br00tal than rockin out in a squash court +We dont have any choice either. Our actions of locking him up were determined too.,"Unless we don't, in which case we were determined not to" +"WA Government to sell 51 per cent of Western Power, hopes to raise $11 billion - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)","Will this open the door for other energy providers, or will we stick with the one shitty option?" +vote trump you mexican scum we building a wall nigga,I'm going to vote to trump Trump +"It's not really fan made, he's one of the actual developers.","What, a developer can't be a fan of their own program?" +Downvoted to 8% in 25 seconds? Democrats sure care so much about election fraud until it's blatantly done in their favor eh? You guys are sick.,The FIX is in... :( +Como me copaban los ejercicios de estequiometria en la secundaria.,Es pura regla de 3 simples +"But where are the racist, homophobic, batshit-crazy and/or religious voters supposed to go?",The Social Conservative party? +"No they're not to me, American citizens should be given first priority regardless whether you're a foreign student legal or illegal.",A law like that would make the US look so stupid as if since we can't compete with other nations we'll just ban them. +Y'all don't have that already!? I live in backwards ass NC and they've been doing that for years!,My barber in socal has been providing beer for years. +I was hoping for the stadium to implode in on itself and there to be not a single survivor Edit : ok Larry Fitzgerald can survive but he chooses to play out his last year on the Hawks as a tribute to the entire dead cardinals team... And he doesn't count against the salary cap.... And we drop prich,"Seriously, PRich looked pedestrian..." +Photoshopped. Hillary is running!,This +"Whats the difference between Honors and major Comp Sci Title says it all, I'm just wondering for when I apply",You take honors if you want to get into graduate school after you're done. +Hallelujah by Jeff Buckley,"JFTR: Written by Leonard Cohen, covered by many." +"Tell me again about uneducated Trump voters. This FEMALE LEGAL IMMIGRANT voted to make NORTH CAROLINA great again, and I will put my Harvard degree against Hillary's any day of the week! MAGA!!!",Clearly those are forgeries just like Trump's Belichek letter +The water charges are a simultaneously a joke and not a joke. There are literally extra charges because they don't have enough money to pay their employees because so many people are conserving water.,Despite that fact that residential water use means jack shit when you are the largest agricultural state in the country. +Seriously. This was one election where other parties could have done really well. But I've listened to both Johnson and Stein and they're both loony. Johnson is loony in a pothead uncle who is funny but weird way. You'd never let him babysit your kids because he's just too spacey but he makes Thanksgiving fun every year. Stein is crazy in that old lady who lives on the corner and her daily paper is the Enquirer way. She scares all of the neighborhood kids and screams because you walked across the end of my driveway. I have a hard time believing that neither party could find anyone better suited than these 2 but here we are.,I love how you used evidence to support your ignorance +To be fair if they don't have HomeKit then it doesn't have an entire page in control center,"Yeah that too, so it shouldn't even bother them anyway." +"Tennessee vs Kentucky Time: 12:00 PM EST Channel: SECN Place: Neyland Stadium, Knoxville, Tennessee",Why wait then take the time out? +You are never too old,Definitely playing monster hunter. +Femalogician,Bitch is cheating on him +Dahnald. You must win. My future depends on it.,These just keep getting better +"Is it worth the credit sink to fit a T6 for Sothis runs? I currently have an AspX, fitted for exploration and have been using that for runs. I get about 6mil per run. I plan to do this for a few days, as since the beta I have only amassed 15mil :P. I already have a T6, don't think it's very upgraded though. Is it worth it?","I just upgraded from the T6 to the AspX and it has more cargo space and actually has some health to avoid dying horribly, so I'd stick with it" +[XGN] x420xTankG0dx?,The dankest of the dank +Were you able to get on PTS?,"No, because the PTS gameserver is down, which is why I was pretty sure an update was on its way soon, since the server status is usually up." +What's your current FIRST World Problem?,I only have 1 USB type c cable... Also everybody's phone in my house uses a different charger. +Dutch MPs vote for 'yes unless' organ donor register; the draft bill says everyone in the Netherlands will be considered a donor unless they specifically request to be taken off the list,Now Canada please. +Just getting more and more risky.,"He has UBHP, it's all good" +Your team's average face,ELI5: Why can't affirmative action be used to to include more whites in the NBA? +SaskPower Bills to Go Up for Customers,But the conservatives are fiscal geniuses. +Police deployed in Lucknow following reports of violence after petrol pumps refuse to accept Rs 500 and Rs 1000 currency notes.,Sadly the banks will also need security now.... for the next few weeks. +"Who is hiding behind all those Ts, CTs, griefers, good teammates, hackers, GEs, silvers...? What do you do? I'm a CNC milling machine programmer and operator.","Njrotc platoon commander by day, 3D printer operator by night." +"So lower level players cant get coins, great fking idea bro","Yeah because gyms are full of 100 cp pokemon, the amount of lvl 5 players killing these lvl 10 gyms to put their pokemon is such a common sight" +First 4 receivers all 1 yard blow the man in front how him.... that's crazy,Blow the man in front how him +GOTV Roundtable,Keep an eye out for concern trolls from other subs. +"What is the best way to trade up to a PS4 Pro in the US? All of this Final Fantasy XV talk has given me the itch to move up to a PS4 Pro. Short of independently selling my current PS4, what would be the best deal to snag the upgraded console?",MasterCard. +"Comedian Amy Schumer loses voice, postpones Ottawa show","Thanks, I didn't see the other two posts about this." +I don't think I can ask you anything without cringing.,Dont worry thats how most of my conversations go +Chick-Fil-A doesn't charge customers for ingredients that the customers don't want,"Yeah, but they hate the gays!" +"-Ska - Shrood + F0rest + gtr ??? Oh maaaan, I need new pants.",Last thing you want is stew or f0rest maining the awp man. +Looks like its still just a placeholder to me; we've already seen that particular artwork during E3.,Yeah the whole thing doesn't look final box art worthy. +"Well yeah, that's when the GOP miiiiight let us get a new Justice",Depends on the will of the people +I'm currently a senior in high school and I can tell you first hand that private schools teach a hell of a lot better than public schools because they pay the teachers more and the food is a lot better and you get more freedoms in private school,"I've been in private schools all my life and I don't think the teachers get paid more, but I agree that they're better schools." +"i was expected s7 to have a whole new opening,i was disapointed!","I'm hoping that they just didn't change it because we didn't know who died yet, and next week will be updated." +"So I'm interested in getting back into Airsoft after having not touched it since highschool. That was back in 08. Thing is, I've fired real guns since then, and I've been looking around and it seems that GBB rifles and pistols all push pass the 300FPS range which two of the local CQB locations near me limit at. (One of them goes to 350 but I'll aim for the 300 range just to be safe) I'd love to get a beauty like Cybergun's SCAR H, or some of the other SCAR Replicas, but those easily break the 300FPS, and again even more pistols I've looked at on the fly break it. So my question: Is there a way to power down a gas blow back? I saw a janky youtube video of a guy using compressed air for computer desk dusting instead of green gas, but I have no clue if that would end up doing damage to the gun. And if not do you have any recommendations for GBB rifles, or Pistols that fall into that range of FPS that would allow me to play local CQB locations while still getting the satisfaction of a fully working fire arm?","Npas is definitly the way to go, i was able to lower my WE apache(mp5) from 400+ to 330 fps and i could go lower" +It went very well. We've been happily married for 12 years.,Thanks for making us all feel bad about ourselves :/. +What is the craziest religion you can make up?,ISLAM! +"Well, that's enough Reddit for one day.","Don't lie, you'll be back... they always come back." +Rado Avalanche Ago Blackhawks Sota Wild Ass Stars,Big fan of Sota Wild and Ass Stars +"You sound like a prick then, garbage men do a very important and difficult job and probably do more for society than you.","More than the queen, too." +Voice Enable 0 Question,"it's a team game, use voice comms m8, it's annoying when people dont make callouts in the game, and if you say you have enough game sense to not have voice comms, then why are you gold 1/2 lol" +In the State personal freedom has existed only for the individuals who developed within the relationships of the ruling class.,I hate Donald Trump but Pence is worse and that's fucking depressing +Spoiler - Sun/Moon Possible Pokemon GO Compatibility,Ok but what's the Poke Pelago? +r/politics showing us why it's a laughingstock with this on the front page.,Still not as dumb as the_cheeto. +It's honestly more related to the player himself than anything else. There are master/challenger who get cheesed @lvl2 by Dekar even if they knew he was to hit the level 2 before them.,"yea lots of ppl get surprised when you hit 2 on first wave for w/e reason, but this guy was trying to tell me that you can just lv 2 cheese after killing the first melee on 2nd wave, which, past plat elo, never works unless you're facing a moron/not toplane main." +Blank Stare,Did I leave the oven on? +Pussy Pass Burned,What a silly cow +I find most young women make a lot of noise in the bedroom,"That's impressive, how does one go inside a window?" +"TV Ratings: LA/COL: 302k, NYRB/MTL: 245k, SEA/OKC: 195k, NYCFC/TOR: 135k",No bueno at all... especially for playoff games +"Seriously. This is getting out of hand. Savathun isn't *everyone*, ffs.","But...What if Savathun Is eris, pretending to be Ikora, who is actually the queen...I mean she is just tricking us...." +LPT: Don't have a shovel? Use a broom to sweep away the snow!,"um, only works if the snow depth is measurable in inches, not feet." +"No he's correct, the bolshevik revolution was both financed and led by bankers, whom are Jewish. They sent there man Leon trotsky into Russia to build the communist uprising with the red army, to kill the czar and slaughter Christians, thus creating communist Russia as oppose to czarist Russia. It's a fact.","Facts are not allowed here, you goddamn antisemitic bastard!" +Bolivia Announces Complete Ban On Rothschild Owned Banks,"Someone, quick, send some freedom and democracy to this poor country!" +But fuck our bridges and our power lines hanging from dead trees,Why you goddamn antisemitic bastard! +"Things are always better when someone else picks up the tab. Plus, they have a nice warm climate.",Why you goddamn antisemitic bastard! +"Cleanse, detox? Oh you mean your kidneys and liver? I cant stand people who think it will magically lose them weight.","Well, you have to get rid of all of the chemicals in your body **somehow**!" +"I have an awful one. When I was in kindergarten, a racist family member told me that long ago there was a fountain to purify people. People came from all over the earth to travel to the fountain to bathe in it and become white (purified). When the black people arrived, there was only enough water left for them to dip the palms of their hands and the soles of their feet in the water. His racist ass told me that meant they were less than white people. I was so upset by this story, and I remembered going to school and running up to my best friend on the playground. I grabbed her hands, flipped them over and looked at the pink palms. I cried and told her that I was sorry as I hugged her. She just looked at me like I was crazy. Thank God I cut that racist out of my life when I was older. I couldn't imagine trying to poison a child's mind with that nonsense.",Was he by any chance a Mormon? +"Let's all remember the reason for this law. Its so that you can keep your ballot private. There were fears that people would force you to share your ballot with them so they could know that you voted the way you said you would. Either for money or intimidation. This doesn't violate the spirit of the law, only the letter. And while everyone is going to be up in arms about any potential laws being violated today, I really think people need to calm down on this one.",Are we sure his dad isn't intimidating him though? +you can duo demonic gorillas pretty effectively. one guy does 1 hp dh.,Yep they're probably the best thing to duo atm +"When I wander into my teenager's bedroom and see blackpeopletwitter memes and the occasional edgy comment, I usually amp up my shock and awe. If I can keep myself from laughing. I will bluster a little with, That is inappropriate! and he'll laugh at me because I'm very uncool. It makes my equally uncool son feel like a rebel. Then I'll tell him to do his homework and the balance of power is restored... sort of...",I wish I could see his face when he realises you're on Reddit and your name is VulvaAutonomy. +"Doing three weeks worth of Queens Wrath bounties and then getting two class items isn't fucking cool. I mean, come on. Just needed to vent.",Man my rank 3 just dropped a shitty exotic. +"because the EU, unfortunately, can't force the member states to give the EU the necessary capabilities.","Yet member states have the capability to, for example, pick them up near the Libyan coast." +Inertia* is a property of matter.,Is that really what it is? +"The new voter ID laws were implemented. While many people had no issue with them, the elderly, students, and poor African-Americans and Latinos often lacked the proper documents, money to acquire the proper documents, time off of work to get them, transportation to a place to get the proper documents, or any combination of those factors.","This is a load of crap, more like the Democrats couldn't just bus in random shill voters this time." +I hope it's a solid nerf.,You forgot the +What's a track star supposed to do when a DB is standing between him and the pass and knocks it down? Want to see me run to the football and back? Want to see me do it again?,I suppose I should've put the reddit sarcasm warning +The former,He's from the Houston area.. most likely sec or big 12 +I mean I'd still have sex with a guy if I found him attractive and was in the mood and surely would with someone I'd be in a relationship with but I'm tired of just going out a hooking up with guys with such shitty personalities over and over again,It's amazing you discovered this in high school. +"Don't forget to pray for Donald. I know many of you 'pedes are secular atheists, and that's fine. But for the Christian centipedes, remember that it is God who appoints the rulers. It is his vote and his vote alone that we need to court. Please pray for Donald Trump. If Jesus himself is a nimble navigator, how can even the Crooked One defeat us?",I hope my prayer gets overseas in time :v) +There's going to be a lot of anger around here at this rate when this team is contending and good prospects down the road can't crack the line up and are used as extras. Frankie is unlucky due to the Leafs injury luck.,As long as worse players aren't being used instead I don't think people will care as much +sorry why are dicks flying around?,because it provokes the viewers and makes them think about sexuality and art +No! Stop it! You don't say that about Becky! She's an angel! A hot sexy angel! Who might be into Asian women..... ....who might be up for some HLA.,Us Irish love the Asians. +Anybody know some jobs and careers associated with MMA?,ufc fighter +I got devil ray at 97 laff. You can do better than that bro,i maxed fishing at 46 laff u mad bro +If I were watching them at the same time my brain would just start mixing plots. Jon Snow is a host... Dolores is going to find dragons soon.,Well GRRM *did* have a meeting with the creators about a GoT themed westworld with robots playing characters from GoT. +5 8 is not a manlet. And get the fuck out of my sub normie.,I thought the general consensus to everyone is that below 6 feet is manlet territory. +Ty,Fuck off Melody +"No they won't hurt them more, those costs are passed on the consumer. It's foolish to think a business would just eat that loss. It would absolutely hurt us more.","Its on money being wired out of this country, targeted at illegal immigrants that are sending money home." +Z2 MORE Parkour!,if you could actually get cover thats waist high and you wont shoot it when firing... yeahh thatd be great :P +Every where I've seen says 10am/1pmest. Idk where everyone is getting midnight from.,Charlie Intel had a countdown that showed 12 AM Eastern +Scully cosplay,Very well done! +Royal Rumble Does anyone think they're setting up Sami Zayn as the underdog winner of the Rumble? Because I'd love to see him and Owens or Styles main event Mania!,What I've learnt about this sub is that 95% of people have a giant hard on for Sami Zayn and I can't quite work it out. +"What is the largest drop off in wins by a team between two season? Sean McDonough brought up during tonight's broadcast that the Panthers are undergoing a historic collapse from 17 wins last season to being on pace for 6 wins this season. Is this actually a record? What is the largest win differential between two season for an NFL team, positive or negative?",2000-2016 bills what happened lol +It makes perfect sense if you want to introduce elements of chaos to justify sweeping gun bans in the future. You can bet your top dollar one of these bastards is going to shoot up the place and libtards will blame the 2A.,remove liberal. +Trump: I would have 'far less reason to tweet' if I was covered accurately,Correction: He would have far less reason to tweet if he wasn't such a degenerate. +Computer software can be called engines.,I'd like to see you take id-Tech 6 for a ride around the neighbourhood. +"The answer would still be the same. Even if it were 5 machines doing their own part. The total time takes 5 minutes. Making each machine take 1 minute, average. So it would still take 100 machines 5 minutes to make 100 widgets. A set of 5 machines make 5 widgets in 5 minutes. 20 sets of 5 machines(100) take 5 minutes to make 100 widgets.","Obviously not the intention of the question, but you could organize the machines assembly line style to do the whole task in less than 5 minutes, depending on the widget manufacturing process." +The English dub of Super will call it Super Saiyan Blue. The Japanese version already refers to it as Super Saiyan Blue and has since at least the U6/U7 tournament.,Goku calls it Super Saiyan Blue when he transforms against Frieza. +"Wait..what did I miss, what is in beta atm?",The Alpha. +Most police fatalities are from car crashes. Which is in no small part due to the fact that its common for police to not wear their seat belts,"So, proving my point..." +URGENT: Why we need to get this Texas Elector replaced,Didn't Trump express condolences the say of the OSU attack? +Our waifus are better than theirs.,Sadly LoL managed to get the Japanese artists to make doujins. +"I've never seen a Death Hound in the game, where can I find them?",Dawnguard quests +Found Jack the Ripper.,Found Rasta Pasta IX +So sorry i forgot man. When i get home ill help and i think i need help with a tradeback too,"Let me know when you're home, I'm on now" +"It's pretty cool *Community*'s best episodes were either bottle episodes like this one, or all-out no-holds-bar big budget ones like the paintball wars.","I rewatch the four paintball episodes and lava floor, along with asscrack bandit all the time." +Vote today,10-May +To reduce the amount of wall smacking during the night when you can't find the light switch. They all light the same bulb.,"isnt it one for the balcony, one for the corridor, one for the room ?" +lmfaooooo wtf is this. How you get this info fam,Your use of fam is cringy +American's surprising view on Social Inequality,"Where the writer says if you are poor, you are happy and you aren't concerned about income inequality, the writer doesn't mention that barely being able to pay for rent, food, and transportation doesn't generate worries about income inequality because, being that poor even while working full time generates worries first about survival." +New Metro game teased,Looks more like fallout to me +"You want physical and cloud storage. Dropbox, Google share, multiple forms of physical. Make many copies of CDs and hard drives. Redundancy is key.","Specifically, at least one physical copy with the lawyer soon as it's made." +"Can confirm, am not real.",I on the other hand +"Is it still trending though ? A lot of my friends used to play pokemon go, now it seems most of them stopped playing. I don't care two shits about that game. Never played it, never will.","Typical Bruneian hot stuff, it dies down as quickly as it surfaces" +I get SIMs from eBay. They're cheaper and don't require you to tell them your account information.,They are free at a corporate store. +You can't. You need a wifi connection to utilize wifi calling to allow you to text without signal.,he wants to save the 1 hour pass for later. +11 Year old me was a troll,How in the hell would you not remember what you put in there? +Ogodplease,Such as...PornHub :D +Mei! I Choose You!!,I GOT U MR PRESIDENT! +Remember those open carry laws can go both ways so they can carry their rifles like it or not.,The problem is less the open carry but more the open carry while hiding faces. +Americans defending their athletes to death. Sharapova also used substances for years due to medical conditions and everyone was on her like it was some grave crime. Substance was only added to banned list this year. Yet everyone said strip her of her titles Double standards,TIL that the rest of the world with shitty athletes are a bunch of sore losers! +Someone should arrest James here for stalking and voter intimidation.,But then you're rigging the election +What's the exact pricing on those? My phone isnt compatible but I was thinking of getting it for my ipad,$6 US in App Store $2 for Wacky Worlds $2 for Time Twister And $6 for the toolkit +"Speaking of, had one join a few days ago, talking about random crap with the game. He got killed twice right out of the gate on Overgrowth, had a little embarrassed laughter and then fucking disconnected.",Did you report them for leaving early? +Worst Omni units Discussion,Zenia +"Very similar experience last month. Congrats for us both, eh?",Yeah lol. +"I say, yes please",me2thx +"They both also love gold, its a match.",With all that gold they could easily make anime real! +"Eww, there are girls on the internet? I thought that was a myth",eww no girls need to stay in the kitchen where they belong +It's midnight right now I ain't touching that shit,It's worth for this story. +Get Ready!,I'm willing to sell my kidneys to get Elliott and Bosa. +"Yeah, but plot holes.",Many plotholes +Wich is precisely why Bernard could go on his own and Charlotte Hale and Lee Sizemore and Stubbs and a whole bunch of security guys!,"He can't prevent anyone to go there, but presumably he can influence them not to fix the cooling system." +It is moving but the camera guy is moving at a similar speed. Kinda like when your driving on the highway and cars going 80mph look like they're slow relative to you.,I know I forgot the +Jobe Watson has not handed his Brownlow Medal back to the AFL,"The AFL needs to take the current Brownlow design out of circulation to combat those red & black-market Brownlows floating around, just like the government will do with $100/50 bills :D" +"Don't be an asshole to the guy letting you into the bar So I work the door at a bar in my town on weekends. It's a pretty busy downtown area and on Saturday nights we check the ID of everyone that comes in, just to cover our own ass. So this 24 year old looking lady comes in and I ask her for her ID. She immediately goes on a tirade of do you know how old I am?! I explain that it doesn't matter and I have to check everyone's ID as that's our policy (along with the policy of almost every other bar in town.) so all her friends give me their IDs without any issue. Finally the angry one gets her ID out and touches it to my face and says see I'm fucking 30! And it's my birthday today! So I politely respond with that's nice. Maybe you should act like it. And she loses her shit telling me how much of a dick I am. And I told her she didn't need to come into the bar if she didn't want to. And she told me she'd be where ever she wanted to be. And this is where she is drinking. So she goes to the bar and I tell all the bartenders to make her wait as long as possible before serving her and then to only serve her once and cut her off. She stood at the bar for 20 minutes or so before finally getting a chance to order. She orders one shot and then goes to order a drink, the bartender responds with a smile. I'm sorry mam we are going to have to stop serving you. You appear to be to drunk. She freaks out and tells her friends they are leaving the bar. But the best part is all her friends were having a great time and didn't want to leave. So she ended up leaving by herself on her birthday. TL:DR. Don't Piss off the guys letting you into a bar. They have just as much say in whether you get drinks as the bartenders do.",It's called being a bouncer you stupid useless ogre! +Thanks guys! Would a 8350 be better value then the 9590?,Is Intel not an option? +"Bad and good don't exist when it comes to art. Also, many people saw Suicide Squad, but how many of them liked it ?",65% according to Rotten Tomatoes +"You definitely want to upgrade the CPU. I'd recommended an i5 in whatever model is in your budget. Also, get a K version and a capable motherboard if you want to overclock. You also might want to consider a new GPU, but that depends on your budget. A 1060 or r9 390 are good, fairly cheap ones. Again, completely depends on your budget.",rx480 also works here too +"Duterte said pinoys in America wala na yun, amerikano na yun What if Trump says something racist and kicks out none immigrant workers like OFW? :O",The immigrants would need a visa to get back here. +"What if instead of trolling... Dear Diehard Duterte Supporters: Here's a challenge: BE THE CHANGE! Instead of trolling people who points out the shortcomings of the current government leadership, why not be an agent of change. Pick up trash in the streets when you see them. Report street children to the DSWD to keep them away from drugs. Take pictures of illegally parked cars and send them to LTO. Follow simple traffic rules. Do not jump the queue at the MRT. Help that senior citizen to cross the street. Do not counter flow. Do not bribe if you get caught violating traffic rules. In short, do something positive everyday and be nice to everyone. If you are indeed 91% of the Filipinos who support the president, these small things will bring our country to new heights within three to six months.","Their beloved President himself admitted he won't change, why should they?" +How would this help the competetive scene of LoL in NA? Big orgs can just get the best of the rest (who are not in LCS) and form a Challanger team to prevent new orgs from haveing enough skill on the team to have a shot at prmo tourney. Does that mean we will get franchising in NA LCS?,"it is the way it works in everything else, example, real madrid has a B team on their 2nd division, (Call it NACS) that team can be the champion of their division but they cant reach LCS as long as real madrid is there." +Inside Area 51,Ayyy lil mayo +I just drive with them on all the time. If your lights are on it makes you much more visible to everyone else on the road... just like using your turn signals.,"As a BMW owner, Wtf is a turn signal" +"Leicester City, Chicago Cubs, Donald Trump. Goddamn, 2016.",brexit +"Surprise and delight One of my favorite moments since I started working at Starbucks happened the other day. A semi-regular customer changed her mind about her drink right after I finished writing the cup, so I turned around and threw it out. She gasped a little, and mentioned that she and her friend were collecting all the holiday designs. I offered to grab her the design of the one I threw out, but after getting a closer look she said she already had that one. Her: I know you have seven, and I have six. I can't find the seventh! Me: I think there's two of each size? So that would be six... except... WAIT! Do you have.... THIS?! I proceeded to hold out a short cup like it was a holy relic sent from God himself. She and her friend both gasped simultaneously, and completely lost it when I just handed it it her. Honestly one of my favorite moments I've ever had with a customer. (PS: I know we're supposed to have 13, but I've only seen 7 designs at my store)",Moments that gives me hope. +Do you guys have any experience with Digibank? Do you recommend it? I'll prefer an alternate atm card.,"Well, Sachin Tendulkar recommends it, and he got his account opened in 90 seconds, so well, there you have it" +"AB2lux+ boosted Terra, AB2lux+ Demyx, and a friend J+S with AB2lux+",which ones are guilted? +"I'm a noob at these kind of stuff, could someone explain what does that option do?",60hz tickrate on server side enabled. +The one thing I want added to MWR,OMA +Does America realise how horrified the rest of the world is by what you've done?,Half of us are equally horrified by what the others have done. +"A Trump supporter on social media or the public view would not only get attacked and alienated for saying they support Trump, but would oftentimes get death threats and people harassing their employers to get them fired. No wonder the polls were skewed.","You racist, sexist, misogynist, un-educated, FUCKING WHITE MALE." +Liberals will only want to go to white countries,But Donald Trump is the racist. +"Trump is a pig and a disgusting person. However, Hillary is a liar, a cheater, a failure as a senator and as Secretary of State. She's also changed her political stances back and forth. She's phony. She uses donation money for personal gain.","America's best,.. those 2 choices." +Many more lives were ruined then jobs created by the war on drugs.,I'd be curious to hear the speculation on how that would affect the unemployment rate should those people be free in the workforce. +"I think the point that people miss when others talk about Trump potentially not being a good President is that they don't *want* him to be a bad President (Okay, some might, but I'd argue they're in the minority) it's that he has yet to prove he has the capacity to *be* a good President. If in 4 years he's turned the United States around and it's become some sort of modern paradise then everyone's won. The problem stems from the fact that he hasn't show that he can do that. He hasn't proven he has the capability of doing that. He doesn't even have a plan. Between his cabinet picks and his past behaviour to how he handles himself in public and what he's already done as President-elect, he hasn't proven himself capable of putting the United States first, and doing what's best for his country over what's best for him. At best he panders and lies, and I fear for what might be his worst. Here's to the next 4 years, no matter what they are, they'll sure be interesting.",Just replace Trump with Clinton and your message is equally valid. +"Maintaining eye contact, I just can't do it",autism +To make Trump's election seem less legitimate.,If that's the extent of their mischief we can deal with that. +"Bernie bro, checking in.",Respect +Sinangag express tapsilog + special iced tea + tokwatbaboy + tapsilog pt2 + chilled taho,"oh this was my shit when I was working in Makati, would love to have this again soon" +"Megyn Kelly Gets Intellectually Sodomized (in Public) Little Megyn, being the dull impressionable tool she is, was playing--consciously or unconsciously--her part in the Clinton strategic plan. only problem was/is that she had somebody on her show that flipped the script on her. if you look back, hrc had the strategy in 2008 also. it's called Inevitability. the overlying strategic goal here is to construct, with msm participation, a suffocating atmosphere of hrc's clear path to victory and that all opposition is futile. in other words, barak obama and donald trump, should stop bothering her because she's going to win this thing, and the polls CLEARLY show this--and you're an idiot (like newt) if you don't know this. what newt did to her last night is going to leave some permanent scar tissue.",AOL article today tried to say she ripped into Newt... That's not what I saw lol +Do I need to pirate the game to get dx11? I have it on the windows store but it's completely unplayable on my gtx 780.,pirates getting the best version of the game as usual -__- +"Lmao you're fucking ridiculous, you can't make defense go through a SF? Is that why Kawhi has been DPOY and his team has lead the league in defense consistently? Are you on crack or just a hater?","Perimeter defender and rim protector are two different defensive positions, draymond can do both (partly because he's bigger/bulkier) but kawhi can only do the former." +"Truck plows into Christmas Market in Berlin, Germany","We really need to stop downplaying this with I'm so tired (of 2016), please stop, I want to get off this wild ride... At this rate 2017 is going to be the same." +"If these are the WURG commanders I'm vastly dissapointed... No super special interactions, just two pretty good cards (that could be rares) together that you can play at either time. I was really looking forward to having cards that had all four colours together and not a cheap way of forcing a deck out of it. Hopefully they'll have commanders that are all the colours they list!",Ludevic himself probably does something cool with Kondo though. +Can Bill O'Brien get fired by the Texans so we can take him back?,texans pls +I'm gonna just go ahead and believe u,that's exactly the sort of attitude more of which we need in this world. +Red and yellow make orange...,yes! +WAIT!! IF YOU SEE THIS IMAGE IN THE FIRST PAGE...,MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN +My nephew is waiting downstairs to scare me.,OP should go out the window and sneak up on the nephew. +"How does this pass inspection? In my state, bathrooms have to be clearly labeled with those standardized men/women bathroom signs. Plus don't women get pissed when a dozen drunk guys a night stumble into the ladies room and pee so over the seats?",Further up I think they have a separate door after these warning people. +oh thx,"And they both require original UPC, so no double dipping." +WHERE EVERYONE DRIVES IN ONE KART LIKE IN MARIO PARTY 9!,Don't give Nintendo any ideas... +"Fucking hilarious!!! Have fun dismantling all this shit again in 8 yrs, millennials.","I wouldn't say it's very funny at this point, regardless who voted for whom, and it won't be 8 years, it'll be much sooner than that.." +They played themselves so hard. Bernie could have totally beat Trump.,"Yeah, ok lol" +They are good at lovingly swallowing I have heard.,That's what their wives bf's say anyway. +Probably not. Trump is likely to win and can roll back Obama's executive order to have the DEA and AG ignore medical/rec states.,There might be a civil war. +"**FUCKING SHIT, HE'S CALLING OUT THE KENNEDYS**",I swear this dude would take on god... In a way he already has - the pope. +just played a level 9 rg at 3300 trophies nearly shit myself,I'm level 11 rg at 2800 trophies Sorry I suck +4 years? He's going to install 2-3 SCOTUS justices. They don't have terms.,Correction: PENCE is going to install 2-3 justices +"LIVE Stream: President-Elect Donald Trump Rally in Cincinnati, OH 12/1/16",#**UNTAPPED POTENTIAL** +"Well, at least my capital will be a canal city.",When the Civ gods hate you... +"TIL In 2012, the Santa Clara County Registrar of Voters saved $90,000 simply by not giving out I Voted stickers on election day",After today they'll never have to again! +What is up with her hair?,The Cure is amazing +How the fuck are there so many half retarded flyover state voters to swing this election? Hope they're ready for 4 years of broken promises and perpetual disappointment. You're never getting your coal mining job back you WV idiot.,"This is exactly the reason why Trump won , maybe you should dedicate part of your time and money to secure the well being and prosperity of you fellow americans in the so called flyover states , given that their vote matters just as yours , arguably more given that they're swing states" +Hillary winning election in polls hurts her Just my thoughts. Her following may barely be motivated enough to actually vote. But if they keep coming out with polls showing her so far ahead they may not even bother voting thinking she will win anyway...kinda like me being from texas and think why vote because republican ways wins in texas,The last few days before they will turn them to Trump to draw them out. +"REDDIT, A US COMPANY, WANTS TO BLOCK THE SUPPORTERS OF ITS PRESIDENT FROM ITS FRONTPAGE #BULLSHIT #SPEZGATE",Maybe their corporate charter needs to be reviewed by a judge. +Fresh Cuck Tears at Clinton HQ Courtesy of CNN,Those poor vagina-voters: they wanted nothing more than to be owned by the most corrupt politician in American history and for their children to die in her needless wars. +"I don't want to celebrate Trump winning. I was hoping there'd be a Christmas Miracle and one of the third party candidates would pull the rug out from under both him and Hillary. Then again, I already knew that was hopeless.",The electoral system is too hostile to third parties. +"You did this DNC, it is your fault. Bernie would have destroyed Trump. You corrupt collusion gsve us an unelectable canudate. Shame on you!",HAHAHA FUCKING IDIOTS PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE NOT ACCEPTED HILLARY THEN HAHAHA YOU FUCKED UP! +Therefore they don't have rights? This type of thinking is the exact reason why pedophile rings are so widespread. Instead of dismissing their humanity maybe there should be channels for treatment.,Treatment as in a bullet to their fucking skull. +3 2 1 Blastoff!,That is why I avoid Taco Bell. +Robbie Rotten?!?!,Look at this net +[victim complex intensifies],"From your comments, you think racism is okay, so I take it nobody's ever been racist to you and that you're just a sheltered white kid with white friends." +Deposited: Oddish Lv 10 male Requested: Gligar Lv 1-10 IGN: Rara Message: pg2441 Thank you!!!!,Done! +They should've voted Bernie.,HAHAHAHAH YEAH THAT'S WHAT THE COUNTRY GETS FOR NOT VOTING BERNIE! +"I am not a fan of sleeping next to someone, never have been. My husband and I sleep separately partially because of that and partially because he breathes SO LOUD in his sleep. We both sleep so much better separately.","My mam and two aunts sleep in separate rooms to there husband's, they are all light sleepers, they are all happily married for 20 to 40 years." +"Still up, watching Fox News. Before they go to commercial, they play like 10 seconds of a song while the camera pans all the fancy technology. The last song was by Lady Gaga; and the two before that were Miley Cyrus. :P",mmmmm body fluid soup +But But... Nostradamus?,Please +Paging r/America,They're all too fat to pull it off. +Its sad that people like you are basically shunned from your own community if you don't meet its status quo because they can't comprehend the possibility that anything else could possibly be in your self interest.,Like how the majority of Muslims believe that death is the appropriate punishment for leaving Islam? +Brexit then Trump win = tram flipped over trump/tram similar word - on 11/9 similar date to 9/11. Illuminati confirmed,I think you missed a +I take my dog with me everywhere. I leave the windows down far enough for a human to reach in and open the door. You might think this a security concern and it would be in most places but I live in a semi rural area with minimal crime and I don't leave anything expensive in my car. Except my dog.,"Just so you know, even with the windows fully down, cars get incredibly hot." +Skaven Clanrat (Winter),I like wood effect on glaives handle +Idk but it's disturbing me seeing that hand on the ray gun idk maybe it's the beautiful graphics all around with the ray gun but that damn hand someone suggestions?,"As a PS4 user, high FOV looks weird" +Outlaw Rogue hidden appearance has been found (Spoilers) Credit goes to Ixzo,"Congrats, I have yet to see one artifact skin I will use in place of my xmog" +OP is pulling his cat by the tail to get this gif. Sad,Nice of you to assume the worst. +"Yeah, you know, so many dead hampsters it blocks the water flow",You must know a lot about Amsterdam. +You have to admire the mental craftsmanship of a pov such as his; where the relationship he constructed on the foundation of intimacy should and cannot not be impacted by his need to be intimate with others.,"If I'm allowed to make a really out-there guess, I'd say the cheating hurt him so bad he feels like he *has* to believe it's not a big deal, as a coping mechanism... Of course I'm probably nowhere near right and am being really inconsiderate for even writing that, but I just kinda had to." +"Id poison their water supply, burn down their crops, and delivera plague onto their houses!!!",**GOLD TEAM RULEZ** +"Broken Till: Can't Replicate Problem Because We Kept On Removing Problem Before Testing **My Background:** *I work as first line support for a fulfillment company, which provides warehousing and call centre services for a number of different clients. Our IT department provides support for ourselves and our clients, including a number of retail outlets.* **The Story:** One of our retail oulets recently raised a ticket about a till that would keep randomly shutting down. Since we couldn't remote into it to diagnose the problem, like we normally would, we asked them to send it back. Got it back and set up on our test bench and it worked flawlessly for the entire period that we had it there. So, it was packaged up and sent back out. Next day, we received a reply on the original ticket to say that it was still doing it. It was decided that they would return it again and we would put a fresh image on it. Back on the test bench, reimaged, tested to be working flawlessly and sent back out. Next day, they phoned my colleague, saying it was still doing it, and whilst talking on the phone, the till was actually continually rebooting. Back it came again; onto the test bench and working flawlessly again, so we examined the minidumps and discovered that it had BSDed with an '**above critical s4 temperature**' error. So, we thought, are they putting anything on top of the case. At which point, we realised that every time we had it on our test bench, we had the cover off. So, we put the cover back on and it immediately shut down. So, we've now sent them a freshly imaged till that we had in spares... **TLDR:** *Crashing till, tests fine in IT; turns out, we kept on removing cause of crash to test it and fail to replicate crash*",From my experience about 80% of random shutdowns are caused by Overheating or RAM failure +It's not that he'll press some nuke the world button but his presidency is gonna have some long lasting effects on the political climate of the world.,"The previous ones seriously changed it to better, now Trump will spoil everything." +"Are you single? Jk...but for serious, if you throw an open house I'd totally be up for a tour. I just want to walk around fancy houses.",And steal things amirite +"Yup, it's been in the game files since BC I think",It really is Long Lost. +5 weapons?,Where do you get 5 from? +"i am badeed this requires both teams to psychically communicate, and first pick team not screw over 2nd pick team and leaving 1 good adc up. if 10 bans were on now, the banned champs will be something like: Syndra, Jayce, Graves, Nidalee, Lee Sin, Zac, Hecarim, Elise, Kennen and of course Yasuo. 6 junglers and 4 mids/tops...",howareya badeed +This is basically Aromages.,This is basically what Aromages could have been +Yeah that's not autism. That's teachers being shitty to kids.,Mmm I think refusing to do an exercise sheet at school because it says homework at the top is pretty autistic +I have no hopes. But maybe I'll get a good rematch santa,"The last minute thing is huge on these exchanges, people ship last minute or a few days after regularly so there is still a chance." +So Pence could push forward on Trumps promises and leave the mess of public opinion on Congress when they shoot it down?,Pretty much. +They're morons FTFY,no is theyre noob +"Haha! If they can't afford, they deserve to die.","This guy's either a troll, or has some kind of mental impairment" +had he just coined out Fiery waraxe and destroy that minion he would have won easily.,Always kill le Wisp :-pPpPPp +I finished the game 2 times and went random both times. ... I feel like an idiot right now,"You aren't alone, friend." +"When we nuke North Korea, it'll be a problem.",Only for south korea...... +Trump?,Yeah but then you got Pence +I had the Zeke rush TD part right! Haha,Close enough! +Lmfao. Call 911 u poece of shit sjw fags,But SJW is all I know :( +Thoughts on the new adversary mode?,Looks fun but I'm excited for those trails and power ups to be modded into single player +"During a populist wave not only in America but across the globe, the Democrats decided to work behind the scenes to squash their own populist candidate and secretly elevate the opponent's populist candidate. It was the miscalculation of the century.","...but, but, but he isn't a true Democrat" +Kojima Productions and Naughty Dog Present,Savage Starlight: The Phantom Pain +I know how to stop the enemy from taking the point. Its called *contesting*,"That's an exploit that can get you banned, genji main btw" +But they're great when you're in college and have no money,On that Taaka shit. +"BERNIE, you better just do calisthenics",Doorway Pullup bars have been shown to cause asphyxiation and death. +Players from higher leagues can afford English keyboards.,Or are smart enough to enable multiple keyboard layouts in Windows +Which film truly captures the horrors of war?,Saving Private Ryan was so real they needed a national hotline for veterans who got PTSD from it +because its digital... not a box...,"Once again, how does ID help if the final count is changed?" +I don't like her as much as the next guy but I fail to see how those two quotes have anything to do with her calling Trump. That's a red herring if I've ever heard one.,"The point is she's full of shit, but a broken clock is right twice a day." +"Of course, if you're the only survivor left... why aren't you looking for the hatch?",what to do if hatch is being camped? +Not much could ever make me disown my child but this....this would be tough,Just imagine your daughter coming home with him... +Just started working in finance at a company that derives 50% of sales in the US. What we know right now.... Markets are going or be down tomorow. 4-9% tomorrow is my guess. USD will hit 1.38 this week to the CAD. Peso is way down already tonight. The company knows if NAFTA is torn up its going to be terrible for all cross border sales and we can be looking at large layoffs. Buy in the panic may not be ideal. This can be the beginning of the end!,Good guess +"Hey, guess what? Being poor doesn't give you a right to be an asshole.",Someone forgot to check their elitist privilege this morning. +Hopefully 8-16...,Winter is coming. +CNN Tells Viewers It's Illegal For Them To Read Wikileaks Document Dumps. CNN Is Wrong,Can someone tell me what's with the large amount of comments and so few votes? +Yep. A 7ft tall judge friend of mine referred me.,Does he call you short? +Special Forces - Behind The Scenes,Surprisingly accurate +Shouldn't you be correcting the person above me who made that statement?,Arent you both wrong? +"Why do Democrats HAVE to nominate a black Muslim? Does it actually represent/reflect their voter-base, or is it just virtue signalling? Either way, as a Republican, I am thrilled that the Democrats are insistent on further alienating white, working class families in middle-America. We will happily take those votes while the Democratic party continues to become a boutique, coastal party.","The fact that he's muslim or black is irrelevant, he's just the most qualified person for the position." +"I'm thinking we're going to make this country great again. We need the wall and mass deportation now more than ever. We need to stand up to China's currency manipulation and maltreatment of their workers while our own are losing their jobs. And we need to restore respect for our police who are serving with integrity. Hillary wanted to divide us on racial lines, Trump accepts all races, colors, creeds, and orientations.",Forcing millions on trains and sending them long distances for being undesirables: the truest form of altruism. +"And the man was from Zimbabwe, so English is not his first language and this is not his birth culture.",Uganda +It isn't peadophilia until you actually fuck the child you know.,implying op hasnt been fucking the living shit out of his neice +An artificial intelligence system correctly predicted the last 3 elections said Trump would win last week,Plot twist: The AI just found a glitch to rig US voting machines. +How does he not punch her in the face?,"It would be exactly what she wants, the victimhood would elevate her status above white woman (bottom rung of feminism) and she'd make a killing off patreons." +Hour late to her own concession speech. I bet she still can't hold it together.,Clearly President material. +50% He lost to mikehaze in sss 28,"welp, I stand corrected" +"Yes, because everyone is from the US?","Well, USA is in the centre of the universe." +An acquaintance of mine getting yelled at by her parents when she decided to get an apartment for herself. She was 30 at the time.,"have her drop by r/raisedbynarcissists, she might qualify" +cheap shower beer before bed ~~,I've never seen Pabst in bottles before. +"I'd like to hear from some HRC supporters over this: I thought it was incredibly distasteful for her to not come out last night and thank her supporters for all of their work. She didn't have to have a 15 minute concession speech, but just a brief statement and 'thank you' to those who worked for her. (I'm not a Trump supporter in the slightest.)",I criticized Romney for conceding late and feel the same way about Clinton. +So shopped,They're not shopped. +"Entitlement and cancerous response to D3 @ Blizzcon I was disappointed like anyone else at Blizzcon over Diablo. But you will never see me bitching and complaining about this to Blizzard. There's a difference between being disappointed and being angry. Blizzard doesn't owe us anything. Diablo is FAAAR from being their biggest cash grab. Even now they're releasing a patch with balance changes and added features (patch 2.4.3), and this is something they DON'T have to do. You have probably already spent hundreds of hours playing this game. You got your money's worth out of it basically.. If you have ideas for blizzard for the future of Diablo, then provide those ideas in a respectful, mature manner, instead of behaving like bratty, whiney kids. Blizzard has NO OBLIGATION to give you remastered D1 or D2... That was something that the community hyped themselves up for. Blizzard may be working on another Diablo game, but they'll do it at their own pace.. it's their game, they'll release it whenever they want. And you should be thankful that they are still working on it. I've been a fan of the game, but I have to admit that the D3 community is just garbage. If blizzard drops the franchise, I don't blame them, because this community is cancer.","But this game sucks, which I realized after 200 hours." +"So it is true, the end of Top Gear was indeed the leading cause for today's election results.",u/Lord_Xp +That kind of stupid is dangerous.,Weed. +Or buy 855 obliterum pure crit + socket,not to mention it's pretty expensive +It's the little joys of power abuse.,To whom does the welcome belong? +These comments are why we have trump.,Says the racist +"I haven't played against Talon on live servers yet but I've played against the rework on PBE and they kept vaulting through multiple walls even when I was hitting them in the face, I wouldn't call that out of combat Which is fairly frustrating when you're a champion that has less mobility than one blink/dash over wall every 4 seconds",Yeah why not give everyone the walljump +"How many SJW's are in supermajority control of a state legislature, like in North Carolina? The right can be reasoned with - but about what? Pussy grabbing? Russian hacking? Stripping children of their healthcare? Equating illegal immigration with rape and murder? 'Unpresidented' conflicts of interest? Naked cronyism (of course the Dems would never bring this up, being guilty themselves)? Many Dems agreed with Clinton's criticisms - the Sanders coalition. Where is that coalition on the right? They're lockstep with Trump. I'm quite aware of the division - but here's the thing, it didn't start on the left. When someone is screaming that you're evil and coming for your rights, and you've spend decades trying to reason and compromise with them - what's left? Go to the grave a second-class citizen proud that you stood above the fray as the other side rolls all over you? Look at where Democratic compromise got them. Completely shut out of all branches of power.",now you're getting it +"Interesting that you feel that way. Anyway, nice chatting with y'all. I have some work to do. Have a good day","In the immortal words of Sinistar: Run, coward!" +Happy cakeday!,"Hah, I hadn't even noticed!" +"You guys don't understand how this place works. When you're winning, you come here a lot. When you're not, you leave. This place wasn't taken over by paid shills. It was taken over by people that preferred Hillary over Trump. All the Bernie and Trump people came swarming back in last night and now this place had balanced out again.","lol, that's why half the posts where from posters only a few months old that exclusively posted in r/politics and continually posted nothing but talking points of the Hillary camp." +Move to Canada,"But Trump will surely declare war to Canada, sooner or later!" +Tiger II to 4.7,"Tiger II only to had fight T34 and Sherman, give historical matchmaker!" +I bet they won't show it because someone will cry and say it's hate speech.,But it violates muh human rights to live in a world where this movie isn't being shown! +"Really? I f.king trying my best from the open beta to qualify. I qualified ONCE, and it was with silver team. With gold squads i lost like 25-26 finals already. I'm massive FIFA addict. I would play 40-50-100 matches, but want to qualify so badly.. so yeah.","Sounds like more of a fundamentals issue, losing finals that consistently cant be blamed on EA." +I wanna do this but downloading all of my games again would take forever. And I don't want Comcast charging me for going over my cap.,"If you back it up to an external drive, you can copy over everything and not have to download them again." +crazy samples to make leads with,I downloaded all the audio files from Kingdom Hearts 2 & made a little goofy track chopping up Donald's annoying vocals +"Elizabeth Warren, is that you?","Pardon my 4rench, but I believe the proper response here is WEW LAD" +Astronaut Rafaam,too strong +mr skeltal has strange new instrument to doot on,Viodoot? +"That's not a wife, that's a spoon",I see you've played wifey-spoony before. +"Twice in my lifetime. The first one led to two wars, two recessions and the destruction of most of the American economy. The second will be worse.",Yeah because tax cuts are what sent the economy spiraling into a recession. +"I now consider Bernie Sanders the de facto leader of the Democratic Party. Time has proven him right about the message that would have won the election; he is ethically clean enough to be immune to the crooked narrative that now taints the DNC; and he commands the respect of the rising and overwhelmingly liberal Millennial generation, which is the Democratic Party's main hope for a comeback.",How old would be be in 2020? +The slow mo was cool AF! Seriously though. Wtf does this guy do for a living that allows him to do these things? He got to play with the Mars Rover!,I beleve that he is a rocket scientist or engineer +What are you most excited for in the update? I cant wait for the dinosaur masks,More Benny's cars! +Don't be so ridiculous. Psychological bullying is one of the worst forms of bullying and it has a lasting effect on people.,Thats what a feminine pussy would say. +"Kinda ironic, don't you think?",I'm violent because the trump supporters are racist! +Best time of day to play competitive? Does anyone know what the best time of day to play competitive is? Where your chances of getting leavers/bad players is low? Would it be during school when little kids aren't on or in the evening? Any thoughts?,Scrubs are usually playing from 4pm to 7pm. +"Do you really going to think they're going to dumb down Wakanda as the first black solo film superhero has his day in the sun? I mean, C'mon.","yeah, because having a wakanda that is 200 years ahead of earth would be incredibly dumb." +Karma is a bitch,Muerto. +My spilled milk looks like Florida,To Soon +"Thomas Frank obviously can't read polls. If he wants someone to blame, he should get a mirror.",Please explain. +This isn't considered normal. I've never seen this in my life.,"The double standard in public acceptance if it happens t a white male or to any other gender/ethnicity is normal, not the action itself." +"There already is an NY* team! But yea, an NYC-area team would be awesome and I'd absolutely get season tickets. I'm in Brooklyn and realistically speaking, Sky Blue FC plays way too far away to get to more than a few games a season from this area. *Sorry, haha. Upstate NYer now living in NYC and it never ceases to amaze me that teams like WNY, the Bills and the Sabres aren't considered NY teams",The best is that the Bills are the only actual NY team seeing as they play in NY (*ducks from Red Bulls fans*) +I don't know. What do you think?,I can't think of any other reason one would voluntarily install this extension. +"I agree completely. As it stands now, only the Clever Dragon feels like a viable counter to a shotgun rusher. Let's make all primaries this powerful and fun to use so that 85% of the playerbase isn't just running around the map with their shotguns out the entire game. Your special weapon should be a backup plan used in times of need, not a crutch that is your only means of play.",Fusion rifles. +"When someone asks if UHC is a good company, the answer is always no. Unless we're talking AARP, they're cool.",Fair enough :B +"PSA for nvidia GPU owners, update to the drivers that came out today. As the title says, the new drivers that came out today have given me a massive boost to performance.","No mention of the game in the release notes, is it just a coincidental boost?" +Custom Jbomb Sound,no +Nice try George.,Nice try D&D* (based on those 'leaks') +Prop 61 did not pass What does this mean for the average Californian?,Absolutely nothing as nothing changes. +"I don't get it. I've owned several Macs, an iPad and 2 iPhones, and I still can't explain the price, which is so much higher than comparable devices.","But it costs more, so it MUST be better." +And by disowned you mean honor-killed,I am pretty sure pretty much any family that would honor kill for apostasy would honour kill for being LGBT. +Pro tip: Everyone should be extremely skeptical of the police account who have every reason to be biased towards one view.,You should learn how to use your brain +Trying on jeans,Did the jeans fit? +Am i going Crazy or does it look like what i think it says?!!,please mark nsfw +Do you honestly think people are just going to go out and kill her? No it won't happen. You won't be killed for being a minority.,"Yeah, because that's never happened in this country before." +My kid isn't even left handed.,"Oh, MIL." +"Hrm. I respect your opinion and rejection of a nasty script with a patronizing tone, but the choice to be nasty in return (cunt), especially in the direction of an employee who probably didn't even write the dialogue, kind of diminished my sympathy for you.","Uh oh, someone used the magical trigger word." +GUN RIGHTS ARE SECURE FOR THE NEXT 30+ YEARS We did it bros Shills please go to the salt thread,I just realized one flaw in this now .. How am I supposed to justify my large gun purchases to my family now? +"Look at that face, can you image gropping that face? I dont think so folks",Grab her by the face. +Anyone find a lost phone?,Would help if you could say a general area where you lost it +Fucking this god damn it.,but but... she has a Vagina! +So Koba learned a little bit from the RHCP-fotographer?,He borrowed his camera +DID HE LITERALLY just deny mocking that reporter?!,"But if you just say WRONG, everything can just go away !" +pronax gets a kill,So overrated... +Who hurt you?,RL season 3 probably +I have a game plan for all you Americans: move to Canada. Make a few new cities in the prairies and Northern Ontario (or at least just populate Thunder Bay and Sault Ste. Marie so they have scenes). It'll make touring across Canada a lot easier and we can all party.,"Look on the bright side, since the dollar has dropped in value it'll be cheaper for you guys to afford your visas!" +"Fuck it, McCarthy hasn't been wrong yet this season, right?",No because it's all Aaron Rodgers fault for forgetting how to throw the ball! +Shopper Drug Mart has just applied to be the Canadian dispensary.,I'll start saving my Optimum points then. +What the hell is this?,Carbuncle! +Colin Kaepernick did NOT vote,This is probably the best shit I've heard all year +"Here's to the childhoods, sleepless nights, adventures and endless rage he left for all of us to enjoy",f +Can they get the death penalty for this?,No +I voted for Trump as a joke. Didn't think the campaign was serious or that he would actually win. And now he did. Is it possible to change my vote?,"Just out of curiosity, what state did you vote in?" +FUCK,I'm aroused +...an entirely different day?,Time moves differently when you are shitposting upside down +Really hope he doesn't repeal Obama Care.,"I love not being able to afford health care, and paying a huge tax at the end of the year that i also cant afford." +"Joking side, the President isn't allowed to have a smart phone. If you watch the episode of Bear Gryls with Obama they briefly cover that he isn't allowed to have one for security reasons. I'm sure that will curtail Trump",He'll just use the nuclear football. +Please follow @CivBattleRoyale. Transmissions will begin shortly.,HYPE HYPE HYPE +"Thank you, kindly!",Also it will likely be out much sooner than necro which arent coming out till like October 2017 +Bernie was right. God damn it.,You just don't like her because you're sexist. +"If I could go door to door and get anything for free other than the finger, I'd be psyched. Nobody likes adults though.",Freddy? +Is nothing here tho,Must be a PvE only player trying to make a statement +"A quicker clock if you're running noble hierarch, GSZ, Knight of the reliquary. As neat as true name is, it's very slow. A 5 or 6 strength knight ends games very quickly. Also GSZ gives you side deck options like qasali. I think it comes down to discard being useful in the current meta.",can i see your bant list please? +"I don't get why people think some extra film and rulebook studying is going to drastically improve officiating. Just like for the players, live reps are the best way to get better, and that's simply not an option right now considering there's no D-league.",They could officiate team practices +What is your preferred way of dying?,Taking as many of you with me as possible +10-2 Upvote Party!!!!! Fuck the Chiefs!!!!,Win out and the road to the Super Bowl goes through Oakland. +So they use bath oil instead of bath salts over there?,I'm pretty sure if a Russian smells alcohol they try to drink it. +They should at least have a house seat.,They elect a non-voting representative to the House. +Nope ... he did not watch a lot of porn. I actually tried to suggest him that we could watch some porn together and he said that porn it's not his thing and it makes him uncomfortable.,"I don't want to sow doubt between you, but perhaps he's self-conscience about watching porn and is just saying that." +Olympus OEV 202 in Houston,"Good CRT, I hope someone picks it up." +He wrote a book on this,Tony Schwartz wrote a book on this. +"Trump's praised numerous authoritarian regimes for ruling absolutely. He's praised Hussein for not going through the courts and torturing alleged terrorists who were in actuality politicla enemies. He's repeteaedly praised putin. He's praised Kim Jong Un for murdering his uncles during a regime change. He's praised China for murdering unarmed students because it was the strong thing to do. He's said republicans who don't support hims shouldn't be able to run for office, and he's said he'll jail Clinton, her lawyers, and her lawyers firms. And he's said he'll create a deportation force that will round up suspected illegals and deport them without giving them a trial. That's probably why they brought up fascists.",Locker room talk +"officers can't lift a hundred people at the same time, but they can spray them to disorient them and make them try to cover and rub their eyes making it less brutal than the alternative of physical force",I still don't understand how that helps to move them +Can I see your iPad?,His first reaction to it being black is to shoot it TriHard +"id say it had 3. The Ends, Beibs in the Trap, and Pick up the Phone (mostly because of thug and quavo if we're being honest) im a huge travis fan, and i thought the album was great when it first came out but holy shit i cant even listen to the album anymore it incredibly dull","Someone's already brought up goosebumps, but outside is really fuckin good too imo" +"Who else here hasn't received there LGFU ID #83 here, no tracking, nothing",Order 288 being delivered tomorrow for me. +M Ursoc has adds.,M'Ursoc +APEX PostGame thread - Rhinos Gaming Titan vs Afreeca Freecs Blue || Kongdoo Uncia vs NRG eSports,"It's just a showmatch, no need to practice...." +How is this nsfw?,Because spoilers +"I can see a bit of widowmaker body and that is not Enji for sure. She's famous for he hips, check her other photos and it will be obvious.",Or that dancing Supergirl gif... +"And then when absolutely fucking nothing gets done and shit gets worse, I wonder what the Trump voters will say then?",Those people will get deeper into drowning poverty at which point they don't count anymore +ESPN Bowl Predictions after Conference Championship Weekend,So the one winter that USC goes to the Rose Bowl and IU comes over to NorCal for a bowl is the one time I'm going to be out of the country.... Why god? +Direct Invite. LUL Ez rares ez lyf.,2 EZ 4 RTZ HAHAHAHAHA +"Can we trust the people? After Trump, I'm no longer sure (Parris)","Just take the people out of the system altogether, who needs them, they just get in the way of the corporations and elites." +The long read | There is no such thing as western civilisation by Kwame Anthony Appiah,You don't have a culture so you can't say anything about other people's. +"I'm sorry, but what do penises and Jesus have to do with that again?","You suck your own cock about how great NYC is, but your ego is so fragile that whenever anyone says they don't want anything to do with it, you get angry." +Booty.,Love a girl with a nice bewty +Now I gotta fight over hot internet Dad with guys too?!,"Yes, you do and I well prevail." +gorgui gets completely outmuscled by basically every legit center. cant believe he's managed to convince people he can anchor a good nba defense,But blocks tho +"I was with a girl for just over 5 years. When we met, she was in a bad place. The guy she was with before me used to beat her up and stuff. Really abusive. So it was tough in the beginning because she had major trust issues, self esteem issues, depression and she self harmed. But I went and fell in love with her. Helped her get over a lot of the mental anguish she was going through. Took her to (and paid for) her therapist every other week. We lived together for 4 of those years. On our 5th anniversary, I proposed. I was madly in love with her, and I assumed she was with me. She said yes! Then, a few months after that, I got off work a bit early, picked up her favorite fish and chips for dinner and headed home. Long story short, I walked in her fucking some other dude in our bed. Both ass-naked, she's riding the guy like a fucking cowboy. They didn't even fucking hear me come in to the apartment. I'll skip the details, but within 2 days of that happening, she was gone. All her stuff out of the apartment. Half of MY stuff gone from the apartment, including my cash stash that was several thousand. She took my TV. A bunch of my kitchen stuff. She kept the ring. She took my fucking DOG man. Took the damn dog. And I haven't seen or spoken to her since. That was just about 3 years ago now.","When you said major trust issues, self esteem issues, depression, and self-harm, I knew this wasn't going to end well." +"What the DNC should take from this election is that the American people still don't like coronations. If they had left the nomination process alone and let Sanders have an honest shot at the nomination, we might not be in this mess.","Maybe democrats don't, but all the people chanting King Trump last night might disagree with you." +"You can't just swear into office and undo laws with a wave of your hand. Executive orders are a bit different. Also we don't live in a country who is run by religion and frankly, Trump has not expressed implementing religious laws and it would be moot for him to try as there is supposed to be a separation between the two.",he reminds me of the King Henry type +"Greens no longer give planetary mats Even with the ghost that gives you mats on engrams, greens no longer give mats of you are 40.",Back to spending Legendary Marks whenever I run low I guess? +I actually just noticed his taped ankle as well while making the gif. Lemme work on the Tate TD,"actually, i think i remember him limping a little bit after the interception, might have to look into that one" +"Let me guess, Katelynn?",You mean KVIIIlynn? +"Slave Knight is fantastic for this fight. He'll appear Phase 2. It's actually really easy to stagger her, just make sure to dodge her next attack if you can't catch her dodge. In Phase 2, I let Slave Knight handle Friede while destroying Ariandel, I find him easier to fight. They share the same HP Pool (misremembering?) so it adds up. For Phase 3, be more careful because Friede can easily frostbite you and it gets harder to stagger her. Having Slave Knight or another summon to trade aggro helps. Wait for her combo to end, it's not worth it to try staggering her and take damage. Good luck with the fight.","Also, unlike every other summons in the game, you don't have to be embered to summon slave knight Gael to the fight." +quanitity and price? I see 7g's now How much was it?,Small sample.... +"You people are weird, looked it up on YouTube and it doesn't look offensive at all. Even if the batter balanced the bat on his nose after making a homerun. What's the big deal...",Because it's slowing down the otherwise fast and exciting game of baseball +I don't get it... the other headline that popped up for me was Snoop Dogg says he's moving to Toronto -- doesn't he realize that this would mean he has to wait 2 more years for legal marijuana?,Getting weed in Toronto is super hard... +What show? Is it London 2002?,Chicago 2001 +Will Walmart sell marijuana paraphernalia in recreational legalized states? Or will Federal laws keep Walmart from selling paraphernalia and accessories? Get the marijuana mods ready for the tobacco register isle? Sam's Choice bongs and rolling papers?,"From my understanding, even in the states where it's legal all paraphernalia is being relegated to smoke shops similar to how some states only sell hard alcohol in liquor stores." +Then I guess the Portland police were just lying about the rioting.,"No, if you actually read what they said, it was a minority of protesters that were rioting..." +Deadliest character ever In Games !!!,F#cking Campers! +"You shouldn't need to, tightening the allen key on the bottom should be enough to squeeze it into the socket.",I thought that but was afraid I might crack the bottom thing. +not to mention none of them are doing true slav squat. They are clearly western spy,Thanks Dmitri +Its driven by gear behind the front cover,Thanks +Ive heard of bent conrods....but a straightened one?,"You meant, a straightened end-cap?" +100% Mass plates. The inspection sticker in the corner is another give away.,"OK, still rust belt then" +Not a dick move.,You forgot +They're too busy trying to short the meme-market.,This will be good for memecoin. +"Meaningless buzzwords and no substance, as usual.",Unlike your comment. +Man in a bulletproof BMW saves 70 people from ISIS snipers,Cruisin down the street in my 64 +I like to play it in French. It's very interesting to hear the crowd saying stuff I don't understand.,"Haha I should do that, it would add so much immersion." +Not sledgehammer..,Carrier. +"Possible future step Trapping the apothican once the other steps are done 3 of you go inside and one person turns the power off (somehow) releasing the apothican, it then flys down to the boss room and spits you out of its mouth this may be why we see it down in the boss room Just a wild guess","I like the idea, doesn't seem possible atm though." +Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare Zombies Is Trying to Be as '80s as Possible,Wait... Do YALL HAVE BUMPA CAHS? +Connection?,"Yeah they are terribly different, I mean I get where your coming from but there is no reason to think they are the same thing." +Neverending Story.,Watching. +"Just to add a different opinion, i believe this guide is solid and well presented for the intended audience. Still, I disagree on the EYE-BB guideline like others have said, and not only because of aggro issues / forcing the MT to play suboptimal. You should consider imho, that even if the guide it's aimed to people who are still learning the ropes, it will probably give them a bad habit (and without specific encounter experience, using BB regularly will likely cause them to let Eye fall off for a cd or two on many occasions). The personal dps you lose for never using BB as OT it's very minor (probably not even a double digit) in comparison to the dps you lose globally by dropping Eye for a couple of gcd. That said, i believe you guys did a good work on the rest.","This was exactly my thoughts but i wasnt sure on how to word it, no matter how low a level someone is starting at, you should never instruct them to learn bad habits." +"Well, not unlike a fiduciary, he is obligated to seek his shareholders best interests at all times.",That's what I said with a lot less official sounding legal doublespeak. +Community map concept- could players choose a home system?,The idea of a station employee welcoming me back home from the cold depths of space just makes me so emotional. +Him: thought u were sneaking into bed with me Her: wink emoji There's no way this matches up with her story.,totally sounds like she is rejecting his advances. +Mana,Same with Cups Guild Crates And Coins +"I'm going to NYC on Thanksgiving with my family, what are some things we can do?","Times Square, definitely." +Poopiepie loves Papa Franku,literally can't roast papa anyone who does completely misses the point of his channel +"I don't understand why nobody fights back. If this happened to me, I'd punch him right back in the balls.","Probably cause a reaction with intent is, in the ref's eyes, always automatically wrong and likely to end in at least a fine while Draymond could say he didn't mean to do it like he has been thus far." +What is a 100% legal move in a game or sport that is frowned upon and viewed as a dick move?,Tackling by the dreadlocks in the NFL. +I think r/Hawks should endorse Artem Anisimov for the All Star Game One player that is really standing out to me this season is Artem Anisimov. He had a great start to the year and even had an 11 game point streak. He's also pretty good defensively and doesn't get much respect for it. He's a very underrated player and I think he'll do great in ASG!,AMEN +"Don't be this guy. I do these giveaways to give back, and because people enjoy them. Ultimately, somebody ruins it for everyone. Don't be that guy.","This kid is a fuck boy, needing to beg for shit" +"it's like she's completely removed herself of any responsibility for the thousands, perhaps even millions, of lives she's destroyed. NAFTA put millions of hard-working, tax-paying, law-biding americans out of jobs who were forced to move away in search of greener pastures. she pushed her husband to pass the bill mandating minimum prison sentences which has imprisoned millions of young black people and set them up for a life of crime. her husband also passed the bill that deregulated subprime mortgages which led to the 2008 recession - the worst recession since the great depression that forced millions of good people to foreclose on their homes, which we still haven't even begun recovering from yet. and all of that while she was first lady her tenure as secretary of state was even worse. she killed gaddafi because he wanted to swiitch to the gold standard. doing that destabilized northern africa which led to the creation of ISIS, and they've grown uncontrollably ever since. they're now infesting 32 different countries and killing thousands of innocent people every year. some are even saying she's been directly funding and arming them.",The 2008 recession was all Bush's fault. +"If humans from past eras had internet, what would their clickbait ads say?",Adolf Hitler: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know +"Interesting to get more detail about the lie in this case though, I think.",Agree +Rumour: Desjardins to be fired,Can we send desjardins down and call up green +"Ah, I see. I read that as 2 more years and we will be fine. I was dubious.",Dubois (see what I did there) sucks though amirite +"I'm by no means fat, actually more muscled and still they rub together",Nice +"Hillary doesn't quite fit that description, either.","You don't understand, it is HER turn." +22/M/Texas - Emergency Communications/day off,What is an emergency day off? +DJ Bean: Whitesides out as S&C coach. Transitioning to community program B Fit,Interesting move +Is the black puzzleknot really that much worse than Prophetic Prism?,"Unless you have black mana, it is Prophetic Prism where you lose life, and doesn't fix your mana." +"Damn, if Google bought Nova... And PushBullet... And maybe Spotify... And rolled them all cohesively into Pixel (2)... It would be a damn solid environment.",*Breathes Heavily* +"Crusader Kings II is great because when you get into a political argument with someone, you can just kill them and take their land.",Deus Vult! +I think you're falling for the illusion that there are more than two choices. First-past-the-post voting is designed around the illusion of free choice. A lot of things are designed around the illusion of free choice. The most successful third party campaign in American history was carried out by Theodore Roosevelt in the election of 1912. He lost 435 electoral votes to 88. Jill Stein and Gary Johnson are no Teddy Roosevelts.,"Expecting change without change, nice.." +There will always be Uncle Toms.,Yeah how dare people think for themselves as individuals! +"Tips on how to ensure you go before a race? I've run many races this past year, and know for a fact I excel most when I eat a certain amount and go just before running. But it's not easy to force yourself at 5 or 6 AM, and once you get to some of the more packed races - you don't stand a chance. Any tips?",Squatty Potty helps me. +LDS!!!!!,sdvsf! +"Well I think it's more that we're doing it because people are stupid enough to vote for Trump, and he's doing it for that reason. A lot of Americans are just sentient enough to think climate change means wimpy shit.",We're going to grab the fucking planet by the pussy brah! +Michigan passes law requiring utilities to buy or produce at least 15 percent of their energy from renewable sources by 2022,"It would be nice if they could have passed something with a ramp up to higher percentages later on (like 25% by 2025, 50% by 2040, etc...) but considering the issues Michigan is facing, that might not have been realistic." +"Cant come up with a good username. So ive been streaming for about a year and 7 months now, and really hate my twitch name. Ive been trying to come with a new one for about 3 months now but streaming so long and trying to come up with a new one is hard on me. Ive basically just been slamming words onto my name to see what sounds good, here are 2 that I like. JeffAlright(most liked one), and LiteralJeff. any ideas or should I stick with JeffAlright ?",Could use willsuckd*ckforcanadiancitizenship +"Adolfo Hitler talking to Mussolini through the window of a train in Brennero, 1940. .",Looks like Hitler's nails are painted on his left hand. +Tires don't do anything when you have the brakes locked... They should have let off the brakes then they would have regained at least some control to swerve around the cop car.,"Was going to say, as soon as you break you lost" +"Hey sexy ... how you feel today :) i feel so horny Great opening line, douchenugget.","Yeah, when I read that I was like this is the guy who I want to marry" +"Damn. A very sane liberal. That guy has absolutely earned my respect. He realizes the true problem while the others in his party sit with their fingers in their ears and screaming about how oppressed they are. He may completely disagree with our views, but dammit, that guy sees what's fucking wrong with America.",**F** +"4th amendment only applies to Americans, and only if they can be positively identified as Americans before the search","lol, no" +"How many of you had any kind of civics education in High School? Looking back, I don't think we had anything except maybe going over the three branches of government in history class. My deeper civics education wasn't until college and that was only because I majored in Political Science. Anyway, I just wonder how much of the current debate would be affected if everyone had a baseline US civics education.","We had to take a year of NSL (National, state, local) but that's as close as we got" +Yeah I find it funny that they think the largest political sub on a generally left leaning website was mostly pro-Hillary only because they were paid,Must've gotten the company Bernie used during the primaries +"Good effort, but you don't plan a deflection, you just hope for the best.",Pretty sure he's trolling. +Allow you to add more than 30 cards to a deck as you build it but you can't play with it until it only has 30 I think it would be nice to be able to pick more than 30 cards as you are building your deck and then you can go back and drop the ones you dont think make the cut anymore.,Something something technology. +"Milo on FB It's no surprise they're considering Amy Schumer for the Barbie movie. Shell be the ultimate feminist icon of today: ugly, fat, hateful and talentless.",Amy Schumer is a nasty guy. +"uhh, conor is getting a LW title shot with zero wins at LW.",yeah but he beat aldo into retirement +Amazing observation mate. I think that's the reason of this video...,You really think that you daft twat? +I think it's actually pronounced **vase**,I think it's pronounced #VASE +Omg calm down Asima has good uses 2nd and 3rd can be used for necro and I'mNot saying craka is bad I just like Asima more,"Lol your nick matches the guys reply, he is so deep in it!" +Yeah but the Navy will waste a lot of ammo on my drones,You want them to waste money you had to pay? +They were called stupid for a reason. We should never strive to appease the misinformed and angry by legitimizing their position. That is incredibly dangerous as we already see in Britain. It should simply never have gotten to this point.,Yeah cuz every time someone calls me stupid I always change my opinion. +.... why did we run with 2nd and 25...? and then we run AGAIN??? its like they're not even trying to win.,My god I was so angry watching that +Because republicans are perpetually scared.,But God is in control! +There are 5 now.,Not in my country. +Which are the best SBCs for making money? Which SBCs are the best for making money? (I only have 20k),With 20k you should be trading via mass bid or sniping. +"Except it's not a glitch, the Regera has a gearless transmission.","Okay, that's actually really cool." +"Bitcoin Core: Verifying last 288 blocks takes 50 minutes, can this be improved? 2016-10-26 11:56:08 Verifying last 288 blocks at level 3 2016-10-26 11:56:08 [0%]...[10%]...[20%]...[30%]...[40%]...[50%]...[60%]...[70%]...[80%]...[90%]...[DONE]. 2016-10-26 12:45:21 No coin database inconsistencies in last 289 blocks (479353 transactions)","In bitcoin.conf you can put: If bitcoind closed normally: checklevel=2 checkblocks=288 checkblocksverify=288 which is much faster, otherwise: checklevel=3 checkblocks=288 checkblocksverify=288" +"It seems nobody here understands much of anything, reading these comments. It's a clusterfuck of ignorance and delusion.",'Fuck Chinese' is always popular with Americans. +So you are one of these guys who call cheats when they get rekt and then toggle on?,"No, never cheated but I'm very tempted to now." +That's why you have lawyers who will gladly take your case for 1/3 the winnings.,"Hooo boy, that'd be one *rich* lawyer after the dust settled depending on how strong the case is." +"I actually would like a solve this problem thread once a week, where a problem is asked and we all solve it, picking up strengths and weaknesses of each others code.",Your should check out the daily programmer subreddit +I'm just so proud of my new build.,It is glorious! +I'm German. I love reading the answers given.,"Hello, German." +"This is #PizzaGate victim testimony against Hillary Clinton by Cathy O'Brien, who was groomed through mind control techniques used by the CIA. She recounts in graphic detail how as a child she was repeatedly forced to perform oral sex on (an often unhygienic) Hillary Clinton.",comment +"I quoted it in the original post. Still doesn't go into specifics, other than saying they survive in deep space and re-entry. But, do they attach to hulls? Do they drift on their own? How big are they? Do they look like small comets? Kinda wish we knew. Goddamn, I need another hobby, lol","..spread by.. space travelers, implying they got stuck on ships, or inside ships." +I've encountered 6 Snorlax in the wild. What's the most anyone else has?,0 +lol. You act like the other side wouldn't have protested either. Can we all just shut the fuck up and admit that both sides are/would have protested because that's what we do as fucking human beings when we're upset about shit. The smugness is unreal. Don't tell me if Clinton won this wouldnt have happened over her corruption and emails.,Can you imagine what would have happened if Clinton won the presidency but Trump won the popular vote? +Where do you dry your underwear? Where do you dry your underwear? * On the terrace exposed to sunlight? * Inside bedroom in a corner? * Inside the toilet? * Any other method.,padosan ki khidki ke samne. +nothing weird about animations not syncing up. move along folks.,"It's almost like pudge eating someone despite being almost a screen away, no fucking way right?" +Anti-Trump rally at the University of Texas,This is proof how stupid all those Hilary supporters are! +In the UK our plugs don't bend or break. Ever. Just saying :),True... but you also need a city-state sized plot of land to plug into... ;-) +"Coming into a thread about Muslims, I was not expecting Lonely Island.",Wouldn't it have been weird if you had?... +"Considering most AAA fps's is just one mechanic with different coats of paint, you technically trashed several.","Well, games are more than just one mechanic... Even modern FPS aren't THAT shitty, hell Doom isn't that shitty, and that's 1990's tech." +Tennessee vs Florida,Jennings is a beast +"You know who else has traditionally been anti-LGBT? Hillary. Does that mean she'd have been the worse option to vote for? Not necessarily, because people can change their stances on matters such as this. I'm not saying that Trump will, but I am saying that it's not all doom and gloom.","Don't remember her being anti lgbt, especially not in recent history." +"To be fair, I live in the bay area and still fuck it up all the time.",Well that's because you went to bama +"Disgusting, hopefully the liberalism contagion doesn't spread further than that.","Yes indeed, personal freedoms, yuck!" +yeah and the worst part is that riot will probably take another season to make up bunch of excuses and distorted graphs to make themselves look right even though its really not. look at dynamic queue. if riot really listened to the community that shit should have been gone a long ass time ago.,*100% of the games have player to plant interactions this shows that people value them and they are core to the gameplay* +#How dare you compare The Who to ACDC,CSI Opening theme: The Who: Yes ACDC: No I think we know whos more influential +"There's actually a movement with potential to abolish it being led by 170 electoral votes worth of states right now. On mobile, but a Google search should give you hits because it's gaining more traction on news now.","170 votes, so just California and New York, then?" +Russia Says It Was in Contact With Trump's Team During Campaign,Shocking. +He just got paid three million in cash plus four million in stocks plus senior positions for him and his family at SK Telecom's parent company.,That's not true lol +Putin UTTERLY DESTROYS Hillary Clinton for anti-Russian rhetoric in the US election campaign,Oh my God at 2:20 mid sentence when he should be saying Hillary Clinton he actually just says Cuck **YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP** +They've Been at this Awhile,"I mean, he was a fucking white male." +Heart disease. Soo many people get heart disease yet cancer research is funded 10x as much.,"But aren't most cases of heart disease caused by a persons choices in life, while cancer generally is a bad draw of the cards in life?" +The false equivalencies are doing my head in. The election was literally for continued progress or regression and people proudly voted for regression as if they would benefit by it. They were sold a lie and in their selfishness and fear they doomed us all. I fervently hope I'm wrong. I can only rely on Trump's unpredictably and pray he was trolling and decides to do the right things.,But we needed to punish the dnc! +Women aren't as dumb as the Democratic Party thinks they are.,"And apparently they like being grabbed and groped, too." +You mean like Trump accepted Obama 8 years ago? Trump and the GOP have nurtured disrespect for the last 8 years. Chickens come home to roost kiddos.,People can't protest. +Not everyone that chews tobacco is a yokel. You classifying tobacco chewers as yokels is just as bad as them applying a specific behavior to the vast majority of Trump supporters.,"Gosh, this PC culture is so out of hand, can't even call hillbillies yokels anymore without some SJW getting all triggered!" +Oh my bad I confused the terminator for the dreadnought :s,"No big deal, I just enjoyed imagining picking wraithlord and imagining wandering around not being able to enter any buildings and still not being in a vehicle lol." +Which Sentence do you still remember from your childhood video games?,"Remember, no Russian" +Cheap Wii U Anyone know where I can get a cheap Wii U? Trying to get one for my little brother.,"Whatever you get, make sure it has a working GamePad!" +Waddup,Fuck this website. +I'm sad. I've never been to a LAN party.,we lan almost every weekend +What's wrong with good relations with Russia. I'd rather have a united east and west Europe then be beholden to the Chinese. Russia isn't the threat China is. A strong US Russia alliance should of happen after WW2 but the powers that be thought it more prudent to manufacture a cold war with Russia.,China hasn't annexed a foreign country in the past decade... +You can have sex with one real person from all of human history - who is your ultimate lay?,1990 Kylie Minogue 1995 Jennifer Aniston 2005 Britney Spears 2016 Debby Ryan +"My self-worth is based on my looks and possessions I went through a pretty bad ugly duckling phase, but I got braces at 17 and now at 20 yrs old I feel that I look really good. Except, it's all I have. My boyfriend tells me that I'm awesome, but that's what your supposed to say to your girlfriend. He's my first boyfriend, before him I used to have trouble believing that anyone would ever love me. I'm just an awkward, insecure, needy person. I can become obsessively jealous of other people at times, especially the women from my SO's past. Ironically enough, now that I'm finally attractive, I'm jealous of people who are average looking because I assume they have better personalities than me. I just wish I was comfortable in my skin for once. The constant self comparisons are so exhausting, I just want to accept myself but I honestly have no idea how. I can't afford therapy time-wise and money-wise.",On the bright-side at least you have both looks and possessions. +"The most I've waited is maybe, MAYBE, ten minutes. This included when I lived in a major city. Secondly, here in the states requesting ANY type of ID is viewed as disenfranchisement and racist. We think it is racist to ask people to confirm who they say they are. Don't believe everything you read in our media, I think what happened Tuesday proves that point brilliantly as we were told by all these news organizations that Clinton was all but president. Our media spins a narrative that is biased to the Democratic party. If you think it's conspiracy to believe that, try and consider how they reported this election and what actually happened.",I think it's pretty clear what your skin color is based on this statement. +"I'm confused by this. I thought many of the people that are in love with Trump subscribe to the Jewish conspiracy thing. Kushner is a Jew. Does Trump cancel out the Jewish conspiracy stuff? If anyone has one of those people in their family or close to them in anyway, please ask them how they feel about white nationalist things and Trump, and his family is intertwined in Jew things. I imagine their answer is that's just how you play the game or something.","If I remember correctly, the feeling in that crowd is either that (1) Kushner is a useful idiot who you can still hate, or (2) this is actually a problem and he needs to be gotten rid of." +It's also that a lot of people (particularly millenials) hated her.,No it was totally due to a whitelash and the majority of whites having racist motivations for not voting for Hillary. +But you know the difference is Obama actually had a well thought out and realistic plan too. Trump has absolutely nothing. We will be fucked as a country if we start voting on the best slogan instead of *the actual fucking issues everyone swears they care about for real*,Obama's well thought out and realistic plan was to approve the TPP. +If you're not selling it or doing anything else that is shady the cops aren't going to bust down your door for having over 9 ounces in your home.,Yeah... we'll just leave that to law enforcement discretion. +"I really want to thank this subreddit. For most of the day so far and from last night, I was fuming mad, and ready to lash out at any Trump supporter and BoB-er. As I've perused the insightful comments and thoughtful analyses, i've found myself seeing this election more objectively and what was emotional, raw, and spitting, has mellowed out into curious inquiry and theory. I love you guys. Seriously. I love that the mood here is about being honest, and not about settling scores as I had intended to do. I love that I can understand the mindset of a Trump supporter better just by reading through the top few comments in this thread. Thank you.",And all it took to finally understand Trump voters was Trump winning the election... +Rune Porn featuring rune I got from shop,Did you use the Konami Cheat Code for that? +"Gabbard wants us to roll over and let the Russians and Assad slaughter the Syrian people. In fact, by all accounts she and Cheeto Hitler seem to want to support Putin. I'm not okay with that.",No sane person would be okay with that. +Old people of reddit (30+) why do you still come to reddit?,"For the wit... Well, not at the very moment, but generally!" +"If you were a god/goddess, what offerings would we leave at your shrine?","Nothing, just leave me alone." +"Minor brainfart, duely noted tho :D",Duely +Impact sign HGP Louis Beland-Goyette for 2017 season.,"A little history on Beland-Goyette, he had signed and debuted with the Impact as an 18 year old in 2014, then captained their USL side for 2 years." +"Tf use fire spirits, they do air AOE damage.",But FS can be distracted by ground troops and cost two elixr +do we even need sight stone anymore = =,"just go with smite and take green smite, it gives you option to do sick smite hook plays too and dusk blade tresh E max is OP" +When I feel like shit I like to watch Bisping post Rockhold victory,Luke Rocksalt +Regards to AK-47 spray Is there any way to control the spray by pulling down or? Because there are no tutorials on all spray.,Shoot at a wall and find out. +me irl,thanks to me +If Obama doesnt bow down like he did for the King of Saudi Arabia he is a straight up bitch.,Dude he was just tying his shoe. +"Eddie Lacy is reportedly up to the same weight as last year, about 30 pounds over where the Packers want him.",This is body shaming. +A story about chase elliot,this isn't go chase go this is no chase no +Ultegra 6800 vs Dura Ace 7800 I currently have DA 7800. Is it worth getting the newer set? Is 6800 any better?,6800 is 11 speed +"That doesn't count because it eventually went away, whereas Corbyn will be in government forever, with increasing majorities every time.",Corbyn will never be in government because he's a useless clod. +"They infer racism, which is the only reason they are used. And only in runescape too it seems",#VALUE! +If this happens im gonna put in plays where i fuck up massively rather than do something cool just to be a hipster,I'd put videos of me trolling teammates with walls in their just to show my team what they're going to get +They are racing the yellow to get there,"If they've gone through even after the delay, and you see this happen often then I really don't think they're racing the yellow, they just don't give a fuck." +What if she has Parkinson's?,what if it's a speciality restaurant serving only people with Parkinson's ? +Is the entire current crop of video game journalists completely inept at actually playing these fucking things?,Yup. +Calgary man barred from Orlando flight arrested after joyride in stolen luggage vehicle - Calgary,"I dont want to say this is awesome, but it sounds like the plot of an awesome movie" +Uncensored Muhammad from 201,"Well he's just standing there, looking all normal-like." +He followed her to the grocery store and then parked in front of her apartment all night....,Doing the Edward Cullen thing the girls are so crazy for +All of us (including this guy) to each other: I didn't know you all were out there!!!,Why do they all look so racist? +"The bailout is widely considered a huge success. The bailout itself is not he problem, the lack of new oversight or laws/regulations preventing a repeat is.","Bailing out of GM maybe, but banks should have been killed." +Is yours shipping DHL too?,Yup +Sources: Bush 41 says he will vote for Clinton,Bush knows the job and he also knows Trump isn't qualified for it. +CROSBY'S MUSTACHE SCARES CHILDREN! ^^^nailed ^^^it,MAATA DOESN'T RINSE OUT HIS GLASS CONTAINERS BEFORE RECYCLING! +How the fuck is this advertised as a gaming pc,Shitty PC + LED lighting system = gamer PC obvs +"Oh I agree, as the left can be unbearable too with race quotas. I was just assuming most of the people that took issue with it (the casting a black and female lead) were right wing.",Yeah you may be right about that +This is correct. Dementia is slow to develop and strangers can notice it before family members who have slowly become accustomed to the crazy. Family members are also very good at shutting out the horrifying option they don't want to consider even though there are treatments now that could help the situation.,What treatments? +Can we have cards name in the title please. Yesterday there was like 3 threads with new card in the title and all of them were about the same card.,You can't race for karma by trying to make things more convenient. +"Was amazed to read US forces are literally bombing 6 different countries right now. * ISIS in Iraq * ISIS in Syria * Militants in Libya (Hillary!) * Drone strikes in Yemen * Drone strikes in Somalia * Afgahnistan war is still happening Holy shit, how can anybody say that Trump is too belligerent? He's never held office in the land, it's the 'experts' who are responsible for this.",Its just peacetime operations is all +"Who are your mains? I wonder if there are any patterns we can notice. Mine are Agni, Susanoo, Ymir, Vamana and Raijin. You may notice I am a horrible person.","Ra, Athena, Rama, Ullr(currently playing him alot)" +He was having an awesome season so far.,Now you know why +What would alternate-reality Reddit be talking about today?,How Bernie Sanders is winning the race between Donald Trump and how amazing it is going to be having somebody with nuances & care for all people be president. +"Or a system where having those materials gives a bonus to units linked with them. So without iron you can make/heal Swordsmen, but someone with Iron has Swordsman who are 5-10% tougher or something. Perhaps the bonus could go up with the amount of the material you have, suffering from diminishing returns or something (1 Iron = +5%, 2 Iron = +9%, 3 Iron = +12%, 4 Iron = +14%, 5+ Iron = +15%) This way no one is restricted but people with better materials stockpiles can build better units. Would also add value to having more then one resource.","Your idea would probably be easier to implement in the game's current version than mine, so perhaps this is the happy medium." +"Yeah, TransCanada, Enbridge and Kinder Morgan are all run by very stupid people.","No where near as smart as the geniuses at NOW Toronto, obviously." +Hit bong,"You shouldn't do that, it's illegal." +"I know the feeling, but in this day and age moving away from people doesn't mean the end of a friendship. I still talk pretty constantly to friends on the west coast even if I maybe see them randomly when I go home.","You are totally right, many of my close friends have come out to visit and I have gone back as well, I do appreciate that, its just hard to start a life when I want to be back with them." +Mac fanboys are impaired.,TRIGGERED! +r/earthporn,Risky click of the day! +Moltres is my favorite ice type don't you love it's blue design,its the new alolan moltres +Basically the DNC did everything is legally could to suppress the Sanders campaign and promote the Clinton campaign. There were also some very suspicious statistical anomalies that always seemed to favor Clinton in states where exit polling and other forms of vote fraud detection were lax.,It was like no one had ever seen a two-headed coin before. +killing them maybe,"Killing or playing them, if they're in the game both sides get what they want." +"MAT - 7 pitches, all strikes. Why did Werth go home? That was a terrible decision.",Werth was sent home +"Ah, the religion of peace, so lovely.",Ah the thrills of living in a police state where police suffer no consequences... comply and obey right? +"Trump Can't Stop the Energy Revolution -President Trump can't tell producers which power generation technologies to buy. That decision will come down to cost in the end. Right now coal's losing that battle, while renewables are gaining.",Yeah let's put as many coal miners out of work as we can +What's your least INTP-like trait?,I've always loved playing sports and also enjoy watching them. +15 In a Kings Captains game and I came second CUS u know #gaysneverwin xd,tf +Yeah except Clinton won the popular vote so I don't know about that whole democracy working thing.,CNN is projecting Trump to win the popular vote by the way +Hasn't NATO been the ones building up forces around Russia? Isn't Russia helping its Ally and that's why they're in Syria? Just like we would and have helped our allies? Crimea... Well. That's a fair point.,It's not as much about them doing what's reasonable as it is about that what they're doing usually happens to be against our interests +Bolton is one of the worst neocons.,Any war related stock to look into? +Take to the sea!,And make him wear his concrete booties. +Beta Gold Nugget Offers,Pixel fire + 2 x CC1? +Hated for nothing Wherever I go I get hate for absolutely nothing! No matter what I post it will be disliked for absolutely no reason!,"Because you say stupid shit constsntly, don't substantiate your claims, and ignore any argument that destroys yours." +I hope he isn't serious...,AMD Motherboard? +The future of Personal Computing by Apple,***A*** ***E*** ***S*** ***T*** ***H*** ***E*** ***T*** ***I*** ***C*** +I'm a male. This doesn't affect me at the moment but what the hell? This doesn't even make monetary sense!,If you are having sex with a woman at all ... it affects you. +Hope its better than Quark was in the late 70's,Hey now ... let's not bash *Quark*. +old 4chan definitely had lots of pedos too,"Nah, they just loved pizza." +Painted my favorite frame from The Force Awakens! Wanted to share it with all of you :),"It was a great shot, but a little out of place in the scene they used it in." +What is the use for all the Special Tamadras? Ra Tamadra... etc.,I have Ra Tamadra skilled for a button +TNG Tech Manual?,The very same :D +My summary of Mafia 3,how is repetive gameplay loop neutral ? +"thank you for proving my point. They didn't even make it through wild card against tier 2 team, which mean they haven't even get the chance to be banned by good team",It also shows that banning it is a good strategy... +More like the USA just snapped Even some 4chan boards are freaking out,"Well, it's not like the GOP is opposed to the net neutrality, encryption, and open source projects that make their website possible." +"Post the 2014 game, it'll be okay",HTTP 404 Error: video not found +"Epoxy or superglue, use the least amount of glue possible to stick it back together if you still have the pieces. I've done this more than a few times over the years :-)",Let's hope I can find the blade +#6D HYPERSPATIAL CHESS,#1D TIC TAC TOE +Such as?,He's the Affirmative Action president so he's obviously racist +What's the plan if Cruz misses time? I saw he's not practicing today which doesn't sound too good as far as him playing this week. Do they just roll with Lewis? That drop last week was pretty ugly and costly.,Larry flip Donnell becomes a WR. +How will he fix our climate issues?,"Hire scientists that say 4 degree rise is fine... Scientists that blame homosexuality, atheism, and abortion for sea-level rises... It will be fine...." +Google is guilty of censoring search results yeah but I'm interested in what you have against Amazon.,"Jeff Bezos bought the Washington Post, aka Pravda on the Potomac, to be his personal mouthpiece/attack dog." +"People where I am live on between 1 and 5 acres and that's considered rural enough to be getting Fixed Wireless. So yeah, my condolences.",I'd honestly be happier with fixed wireless over this crappy ADSL connection. +"I think you need to be reminded why you're even able to work on this game, and that's because of the people, the customers, who purchased copies and who pay your bills. So the head pats, and patronizing isn't needed there Maurino. Also we are indeed passionate about Rust, and you should appreciate that, truly. Rust has one of the best gaming communities there is, period, i've met tons of cool people, that don't exist elsewhere. So ignoring the trolls, you guys should take suggestions on here more serious, as we play the game and indeed want it better. I have over 2k hours within a year(work at home programmer who spent too much time gaming). So I want to see this grow into something where you guys balance it nicely and don't make the mistake of other companies who think they always know best. Outside perspective is critical.",How can they take most of the suggestions seriously when people suggest shit like Add horses Nerf clans Add glowing mushrooms Thanks to most of this subreddit we can't have nice things :) - Fuck balance add more pointless stuff +We used to have a High School LAN team...,Well I can't say these people aren't who I expected... +"According to the photo quality, it apparently happened in the early 70s.",Everything has to look like that before it can be posted to Instagram. +Yeah I ordered online so they came bigger than I expected,"same thing happened to me, gonna have to return my pair" +Currently Best Buy only has student discounts on i7 Model Surfaces.,Because students can afford the i7 models +"Lost my entire game a few days ago, another excuse to do it all again!",Is that an armor mod or face paint on the head? +What is a 100% legal move in a game or sport that is frowned upon and viewed as a dick move?,Taking a knee in football +Make alternate account. Complain about your comment gettting downvoted while making it look like it is someone else complaining and not you. Profit,This guy reddits. +"Sure, sure... But I wasnt talking about them. I was talking about the forward thinking left. Genuine progressives and classical liberals. The kind of people that created the French and American republics. The kind of people that ended slavery and colonialism.",Ahhhh Like Hillary Clinton and Obama! +"A message from an excited newbie.. I just got my PsPro and Psvr together yesterday, and bought VR worlds to try it out. And I am in love. The level of immersion I felt was insane, I didn't know a game could make me that excited! The descent into the darkness under the sea terrified me, the space mech suit shooter was incredibly fun and used the controller in an immersive way, and I have never been so invested in what is basically pong, but powerball (can't remember the name) is probably my favourite so far. I can't wait to get more games, where do I start?","Sounds like I'll be getting Arkham and Rush of Blood (just had to order ome move controllers as there is a big shortage of them in NZ), are there any games that don't use moves at all that I can get to fill the time while I wait?" +5000 uptrumps and this becomes a the Donald subreddit. uuge,I propose we make this a Darrell Castle themed subreddit. +Tried out some Adams Polishes Tire and Rubber Cleaner,"Really nice vid, thanks." +And trump is British for fart. I never knew we had so much in common.,"And trump is American for xenophobic, greedy bigot who grabs pussies." +"That makes seven for Ortiz, the most for any DH.",who has the most Gold Gloves at DH? +I'll try to look up the law later. There was a law change that made it so people who vote illegally shouldn't be assumed to have done so fraudulently. It should be assumed to be an honest mistake. This helps officials turn a blind eye to voter fraud and allows liberals to claim that it's not a problem because so little is found. Of course we don't find it if we don't look for it. I'm of the opinion that if you don't look for this kind of problem you are encouraging it to take place.,that's voter intimidation you racist. +"To be fair, I dare you to find me a Practical katana for Real world ,everyday use Who *actually needs* a katana, Name for me one person.",Someone in feudal japan? +And the other claimed an entire generation of children belonging to one race were predators sooooo...,no she did not.... +Did anyone else notice the scar on Hillary's throat?,LUL +TIL Walmart Loses $3 Billion a Year to Theft,"Good, fuck em" +"Yea, but that's bbc not twd. That's big black cock vs tiny white digits.",lol! +Been sitting in my office the past 20 minutes with tears rolling,I think we all have :( +When the enemy ship is going straight and steady :3,Slow and steady ~~wins~~ loses the race +Developers constantly claiming the're PC Mustard race and yet they're afraid to give PC crowd hands on the game for the second time in a row is totally not suspicious.,merry cakus dayus +wait what....... was she ugly or something?,She has no limbs... what do you think? +"Why the Construction Skillcape Buff is a Horrible Idea The construction skillcape buff is a horrible idea and the reason why is it devalues home teleport tablets and teleporting as a whole due to the portal room which devalues law runes, previously the cost of using the portals at your house was the teleport tablet itself or the runes used to teleport home. This means we lose a money sink, devalue teleportation spells and devalue teleport tablets as a whole. I'd personally say that this would only not impact the ingame economy and balance if it were a reward of something like the (non-existant currently) Comp Cape. Getting 99 Construction is fairly easy so this can easily hurt the game.",just like how eternal glory devalue glory a whole lot xddddddddd +Is that in service yet? How long does 9000 tons of fuel last?,At least an hour +"Trump always said he hires based on qualification, and not on gender. If he feels the more qualified candidate is a man, and he hires a man, at least he's honest. I'm sure if he felt a woman was a more qualified candidate, he'd give her a job on his cabinet.","Yeah, because Giuliani, Palin, Christie, and Arpaio are fantastic picks based on their qualifications..." +zesta-punta,Valentziar pilota +She also lost Wisconsin and Michigan in the primaries. The rust belt fucking hate the Clintons and she did nothing to try to fix that.,They were supposed to fall in line +"Your post history is filled with Trump supporting bullshit. I'm surprised you aren't grabbing her pussy in this picture. Let me guess, she doesn't know anything about politics so she doesn't understand how problematic your ideas are that you express in your post history? Good thing my girlfriend is a liberal atheist and doesn't have to get fucked staring at your teddy bear with a Trump shirt on sitting next to your giant American flag. I assume your Bible was on the nightstand? Also, what the fuck is going in with your feet? And hair? Also also, I know my post history is retarded, it's on purpose. Yours isn't...",People voted for Trump specifically in reaction to people like you. +This enormous mushroom popped up overnight,Did your bf stick his junk in it yet +What would you say is wrong with the current talent?,DirkTheCaster +I feel like people are using cringe to describe everything they just don't like or disagree with.,"yeah, it's pretty cringe" +"Yes, but this is coming from someone who enjoyed Jessica jones. This show maybe more your flavor. I have a thing for very strong villains that are also relatable and I felt Kilgrave was just that, which had me glued to my seat from the time he was introduced until the finale. I still enjoyed Luke Cage though.","Yeah, Kilgrave was good, it's just that Jessica herself was awful." +What is the best aspect of sleeping?,Not having to set an alarm because you don't have anything to do the next day. +Very horny here at work this morning,you are HOT! +"I was doing it too for all previous DLCs. Hearing about them not considering dedicated servers? Nah I'll just keep my money if they aren't willing to use it for such a crucial thing as dedicated servers. (Yes, I do realise the work it takes to convert the game from p2p to dedicated but if you aren't willing to go through that then I'm not buying useless DLCs just to support you)","Then...the game won't be getting dedicated servers, lol." +"It's nothing too fancy, But I Love My new X1!","At least its the right color, and not plain white or black." +Hillary Clinton on Twitter: The attack on the Orange County HQ @NCGOP office is horrific and unacceptable. Very grateful that everyone is safe.,Hmm how long will it take before the Donald says Hillary planned the bombing. +Do player deployables scale with current power/level or the state you were in when you spawned them? Easiest example is probably Artemis traps. Will they do damage based on how strong you were (and points in the skill) when you dropped them or how strong you are once they're activated? If you level the skill while in use (more likely with things like Vulcan turret or Nu Wa minions) do they get stronger immediately or on the next cast? Same with frenzy or ama aura's etc?,"Depends, vulcan turret if placed on the ground before adding another point in it will retain it's base dmg before the point adding, but scaling will increase if you buy more power." +"There is something realistic about this in that OF COURSE you can be interrupted when telling something to someone that's important, but unless you get separated, there's no reason to not be able to go back and say What were you saying earlier? The characters never do this with those one-time bits. I think this should be pretty simple to fix too. Just increase the intervals between drop ships or place safe areas around the map where dialogue can happen without interruption. One day, I suspect a FAQ will be made including those dialogue quotes, and it will be the single most helpful bit of story exposition out there.",Or just patch a flag into the game that is set whenever exposition conversations are happening that prevents random encounters from occurring. +Gosh darn autocorrect,this really text'd my wrong number +I was optimistic and hoped he would tone back the paranoid rhetoric. Sadly I was wrong.,"He's such uniter, just what this country needs right now." +"Best Buy (didn't work there but had on blue polo) What kind of inconsiderate lazy worker are you? Standing there on your phone while I'm trying to get your attention, acting like you don't even see me! Where's the manager? I've never heard a more shrill scream from a woman in person until the moment I shrugged my shoulders and went I dunno.",Lmao she showed you +What do other people accept as part of life that you personally cannot tolerate?,Other people +"Human technology WILL reach this point, and unless we prepare for it it will be a disaster. As automation replaces more jobs, joblessness will increase. Income from capital will continue, income from wages will diminish. Income inequality will continue to increase. The US's answer to this, Trump, will shortly be seen to be completely misguided. We need to increase the safety net and we need to implement something like Universal Basic Income. Otherwise we are going to have a very violent and tumultuous run up to 2030.","hmm, somehow a war might actually be a solution, not the right solution but it would create a lot of jobs." +but the fact it has nothing to do with women is *why* it's misogynistic,Ohhhh ya i thought about it now i understand why +How do you join the Illuminati faction?,"You don't decide to join them, they decide to make you join them." +Douglas County will stop funding library system. All of ten libraries expected to close.,"But, but...they honor veterans!" +N'S!,**CLOSE ENOUGH** +Why does Varejao exist?,To flop. +"My motto has always been if you don't have me in 5 seconds, then you don't have me.",Makes for an interesting dating life? +The first thing I noticed about the demo.. I wish I could read Japanese right now..,Sucks you can't change language or subs. +The new lifx strip in my pc.,Too many cables in my opinion. +"If we're going to give Lore-based answers, I'd say the answer is: Because nobody else from Zed's Order has joined the league of legends (yet)","The institute of war doesn't exist anymore, nor do summoners." +"I feel ya. The series is just too good to not continue (especially the jump to AJ- that's gonna be a shocker no matter how much you prep), but the ending of T&T had a deep emotional weight that's still unmatched in my opinion. The perfect conclusion to the OT.",Will it really be a shocker if I know it's a huge timeskip and Phoenix loses his badge? +I want a clear full body. The thank you! Image didn't show his legs The anniversary image was his upper body His JumpScare is is the upper body. His running is too blurry.,"The last frame of his jumpscare shows his pelvis and the top of his legs, the bottom of his legs is the endoskeleton legs." +I wish dueling was still legal.,"Easy now, tough guy." +So in order to be a free world we have to remove our borders and let immigrants rape our women and children? No thanks.,In America we rape our own women and children god damn it. +Was so excited about this that I posted it as soon as I read about it. Apologies if you were planning to have an official announcement for this for the subreddit. x__x A question: Are the wings of light of a different color than the first DM Destiny? Not sure if it's the lighting of the photo but it looks like the wings have an orange hue.,"It has a different color, also thanks for posting it for me, I get lazy from time to time." +Merry Choo-Choo-Christmas Motherfuckers!,This is so dumb I love it. +What should I have for dinner? I'm out of ideas here and don't feel like cooking,Turkey and ham sub. +Stats?,Same as every other sparrow in the game at this point. +"Trump supporters and voters are fascists, they do not deserve to be treated with respect. Fuck fascists.","But Trump is the one who spreads hate, isn't it?" +"Lady Gaga as Medusa She's done tv before and I really enjoyed her, idk she kinda strikes me that she could do a good Medusa, you guys probably hate this idea though",Christina Hendricks would be perfect. +29/M/Welder,I too am a member of VAG +...pretty sure the President-elect's rhetoric incited the protests.,"nahhh....they are all definitely paid protestors...just another massive, nationwide, multi-city LiberalllLLllll conspiracy." +Then you realize its Russian weaponry and fear more for the Fish then their targets.,Don't forget the mortal enemy of the Russian Navy: British fishermen +"The entire Seahawks o-line getting $6 million (even the cheapest in the NFL) is still a massive overpayment, IMO.",Put me in coach +I cleaned my PC 1 month ago...,"Are you by chance, a spider?" +"One of the nice things about teaching music. The kid can either play it, or they can't.","This is how I played my masterpiece at the school concert, We Are Number One." +The heck was that?,What a maneuver! +Omg. Her marketing team this last month or so is the one she should have hired years ago. This and the pant suit power video made me laugh so hard. It's nice to see some freaking humor coming from her camp.,"Actually, it feels like she's using Obama's campaign team this time around, so she wouldn't have been able to do it last time." +How do you make your ears less sensitive?,Cut them off. +"Bill O'Reilly Turns On Trump, Calls Talk Of 'Rigged' Election Unpatriotic",Rigged elections are unpatriotic. +"When Kroil isn't the answer, this sure is.",Por que no valve lapping compound? +Mafia III looks so much better with a bit of ReShade!,looks like san Andreas TBH +All Chansey Maxed out gym,"Now imagine this, but with blissey instead." +What profession loses all credibility when you add the word home in front of it?,Proctologist +Bernarnold?,I'm loving Bernarnold. +"Thats the amount of money politicians believe is necessary for a middle class existence, 1.6 Lakhs per month, the middle class salary of the PM","No, its based on a Reddit post were someone asked if 1.6LPM was enough to survive in Bangalore." +"No you can't. Both myself (DH) and out DK zoned out, changed to tank spec and as soon as we zone back in, it auto changes you back to the spec you were when you started. As for your second point, it's easy to determine if someone was kicked or disconnected and equally as easy to make a failsafe to prevent such behavior.","This is not true at all, I've done it myself several times." +"Just study it out! Also, Soros doesn't own any voting machines. You should probably do your own research.",Oh I'm sorry he just owns a company that makes them +Touhou i think,Yep she is ! +"You need to download and install the DVD order metadata agent separately. This is absurd, it should be built into Plex, just like Kodi. Apparently it used to be but for some reason they removed it.",Might have been removed for licensing reasons? +Spreading Christmas Joy,"ITT: Jelly School, class of 2016." +"Given the country we live in now, I wouldn't be surprised if they all end up hanging from trees.","Little dramatic, don't you think?" +If I remember correctly he wasn't necessarily murdered. He had medical issues and may have died of natural causes.,"It said he died of a gunshot in the post up above, is that not true?" +"I'm in the same boat, this comment only adds to that.",I'm 1h30 late for work because I watched this. +Anything,Do do do do dododo doddododododo +"At the texan game in Houston. Wish I was at Gillette instead, what the fuxkery is going on with our pats?!",Turns out playing a third string quarterback against a defense prepared to stop the run is a pretty solid strategy to win. +BEREDAR CHAT DONATUR DEMO 2511 BERI INSTRUKSI,? +"spendy Yoyos are luxury items. If you or your wife have televisions, or jewlery, or like to go out to eat, or whatever, it's basically the same thing. but yeah, Imo you should not whip out the it's a precision-crafted piece of engineering bs. It's true, but it also doesn't matter.","You hold your tongue, Sir... My NCIS/Big Bang Theory, bling, and KFC are my American Right!" +"Do Brightstone ruins(Lev 45 blue dungeon) solo, its easy as FM and is doable with your AP. given moonwater tears is 60silver each and it drops 2 per run,so garunteed 1.2g per run and u can do each run in 10 min.Also Moonwater merry potters recipe might drop which is around 30g now. good luck :)","Hogdonny is a bit faster I think, but chance of the big drop in brightstone." +"Giuliani is one of the biggest neocons there is, huge advocate for the Iraq war even after it was a disaster. What makes him desirable for a cabinet position?",He can investigate 9/11! +What is something that seems harmless but is actually dangerous?,Going on Reddit +"Somewhat related, if a caster has *Greater Invisibility* going on, and that caster is casting a spell, can that be *Counterspell*ed?","if you can see the spell being cast, but seeing as it's greater invisibility and i doubt you have tremmorsense then probably not" +Because some people still think the devil's cabbage will cause mass hysteria.,I mean it has been known to make Jazz musicians hook up with white women. +Hitler didn't listen to the pope either,I am glad your argument is based on fact and logic and not just fear mongering... +Member when we used to become Gods? Member when we were the most righteous generation? So many Mormon Member Berries. Member when Brigham told everyone to vote for slavery? Member when only white people could hold the priesthood? Member when they used to pay bishops and stake presidents? Member when BYU used to electroshock gay people? Member when BYU's President conducted student spy rings to find Communists in the faculty? Member when Ezra Taft Benson said black civil rights was a communist plot?,"Ah, the good 'ol days." +How can 'have not' schools not afford it? It's not like we're paying these guys.,"Yeah, but see, you have more good alumni to do that with than we do so I want you to not be allowed to do it" +I thought they tried to alternate Offensive and defensive captains and rttp players last year. If it's like that again this year I see either Sanders or Thomas getting it,Not the GOAT Simean? +San Francisco?,The other East side. +"Yeah right, and grizzly Adams had a beard.",Grizzly Adams did have a beard. +"But you have to think about playing them all at the same time, if I start 2 accounts up at the same time and play them only at the same time, that doesn't mean I'm playing double the amount","He said 1600 exclusive hours, he subtracted the multi logged time" +Found the Flyers fan.,Yinz goin dahntahn to the civic arena? +"Ha, tell that to President Obama in 2010, I'm sure he'll get a chuckle. He had the House, the Senate (by a much wider margin than the Republicans do), and the White House in 2008. You know what he got with those huge margins? A stimulus package and a watered down ACA (no single payer). I don't expect the Republicans will get much more than a repealed ACA and an infrastructure bill in the two years that they've got since the Democrats are going to run the exact same playbook the Republicans just ran for 8 years - obstruct, obstruct, and then blame the other side when nothing gets done.",To me personally a repealed ACA is huge. +"Pokemon you forgot existed? Phantump, how about you?","I occasionally forget some Alola mons', but that's just me not really getting a chance to settle down with them yet." +#is that a pro genji?,"No, that's a console genji" +Finishing up my base in the snow!,and here I am having not even invented glass yet... +"Fusion rifles are in a good place right now Besides inconsistencies due to lag, I feel that fusions are currently a very solid secondary to bring into the crucible. Although they may not be as competitive as shotguns in some situations, I've found that if you can master the voop, they can be extremely effective short-mid range monsters. After using a few fusion rifles for the majority of my trials runs this weekend, I can say that it is extremely satisfying to vaporize a rushing shotgunner into a cloud of cheeto dust with my solar Saladin's Vigil.","Fusions rifles, sidearms and shotguns that arent the max impact archtype are pretty good, its only the high impact shotguns with Rangefinder that are a lot better than they should be (in my opinion)" +Grasp of Malok: which scope?,"I love rlr5 and with braced frame you should have enough stability, the range boost from the sight is terrific at plus 14." +Wasn't that Rose? He still doesn't have social media,Walker took a break from social media I think in the 12/13 season because it was becoming a distraction. +A friend of mine had her students write nice things about each other on notecards. This was one of them.,Kids are so cool. +Obama Administration staff reacts to seeing President Elect Trump enter the White House.,but it was her turn! +My Secret Service codename is... So here's something I was wondering from S1E05: Kirkman tells everybody at the medal ceremony that his Secret Service codename is Phoenix. Would a president actually do that? Seems like a big security risk to me...,Michelle Obama said her and the President's codenames on that Carpool Karaoke segment with James Corden she was on. +"It's insane to me how many people continue to ignore TPs, even of the elite pvp groups. They spend tens of billions collectively pimping their ships for some percentage gains in tackle range, tank, and speed. However, if you look at the battle reports, there's not a single TP huginn, hyena, or vigil to be seen, even though any one of those ships will increase the damage application of the entire fleet by 75% or more. #MakeTPsGreatAgain","There are people that say painters allow logi to lock faster, but honestly I feel like that is wrong in most cases." +Republicans. At least the really batshit crazy ones.,There's definitely no batshit crazy democrats. +Imagine a world without government and religion. What is it like?,Somalia. +"Agreed, my only concern is the people who will build him DPS instead and make your team handicapped :(",Who needs a tank if you can kill them all solo +"Oh yes too many easy kills. I am gonna bring my crew and we are gonna choose recruit in all rounds. We are gonna ruin their game and they will leave. No brothers and sisters, you can't play free comfortably. You gonna taste wires, c4, shield squad. Pay the full price like us. You are welcome.","let the games begin, and may the odds be ever in your favour." +What the fuck? What even is your point? Does the fact that someone in the 21st century can replicate what were then revolutionary technologies/concepts somehow invalidate the fact that sub-saharan people discovered them in the first place?,I think they are being sarcastic. +What are your favorite vegetarian meals?,Bacon +WROONG!,Sniff +"The answer to that question is simple. It would start a tit for tat feud between the Reps and Dems, and every time that the WH changed hands, the outgoing president would be charged with whatever crimes the incoming president felt like bringing. As it stands there is a truce, and they don't engage in that kind of childish behaviour.",Its so much better for both sides to agree to abolish the rule of law for themselves. +"I can;t speak for all of them, but I know that JMU has 1 loss, but it's to North Carolina. Eastern Washington's lone loss was to NDSU, plus they beat Washington State. Jacksonville State's only loss was to LSU","Dammit, wanted my two flails to go undefeated against in Death Valley this year." +There's a point in the same sequence (assuming trench run) where you can see Vader's eyes through his lenses as well.,"That is easier to see though, I didn't even know you could see the pilot's eyes." +Bollocks.,"Excellent, well thought out retort." +The only way to rock this amazing game! Fuck those mod kiddie wannabes who think they know better than this team of experienced industry experts and designers!,you dropped this +"Ditto. if you're in the SF Bay area, I'll take you out for a drink to celebrate being fixed!",Way far away but an internet toast is sufficient +I WONDER WHERE I SAW THIS BEFORE???,But...but the parties have switched since then... +Ooooh what did you fix?,World hunger. +Good catch - lets go beat the shit out of him now,u/Ninjahkin is into SM it seems +"Tireless Trucker 2R Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, create a colorless Truck Artifact token with 1, Sacrifice this artifact: Target Vehicle gains Haste until the end of turn Whenever you sacrifice a Truck Artifact token, put a +1/+1 counter on Tireless Trucker. 3/2",Fucking trying to rape standard? +"I've tried to engage Trump voters in a positive way after the election. I believe a lack of dialogue is part of why he won. I've concluded this is impossible. Sample exchange: MAGA: Finally, all those people cheating the system and living their whole lives on welfare are gonna get it taken away. They're ruining the economy! ME: It's true there are people who cheat the system. That's frustrating. But the vast majority of people on welfare return to the workforce in less than a year [provides data]. And welfare accounts for only a small part of government expenditures [provides more data]. MAGA: Of course those numbers come from the government. They spread those lies to keep the money coming in. ME: But the agency producing these numbers is non partisan. MAGA: The parties are the same! Libs and the GOPe! ME: [produces more data] MAGA: You know, it's easy for you college types to throw numbers around. But you've never seen anything. I've lived by these welfare types. I've seen it. You just wanna come at me with a bunch of hypotheticals. Some of us live in the real world. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO WITH THIS!?!?",r/thatHappened +"It's actually a reverse gif, she just saved her car from rolling backwards down the hill.","You sneaky, smart bastard!" +I'm sure they will replace it with something better.,"We can trust them, I am sure the bankers learned their lesson last time." +I used to hate republicans/conservatives. This election has made me hate republicans/conservatives and democrats/liberals. Bunch of hypocritical whining losers and babies across the board on both sides. This country is too full of adults who think having a tantrum/meltdown when they don't get what they want is acceptable. We saw republicans become delusional retards when obama was elected and now we are going to see democrats become delusional retards now that Donald has won. If they put half the effort they spend protesting into actually getting people out to vote in the first place they wouldn't have to have public crying meltdowns in the first place. I feel like a very liberal person who has no party anymore.,"It's almost as if we should probably have a broader political spectrum available for the purpose of discourse....I mean, it's not like our founding fathers abhorred the idea of political parties or anything like that, right?" +1st year cub here.,I suggest some sort of tool bag for all that swag. +Wow. 30 days.,"green light , even sober this would have happened (at a similar speed or lower 100km/h ), his only mistake is being drunk" +Or he has some kind of serious mental illness.,Typical humans trying to diagnose what they can't understand as an illness... +"I love me some kratom. In fact, I just had some with my morning coffee. Red maeng da with some green maeng da extract to be exact.","I'm right there with ya, enjoying my morning quite a bit :)" +Breaking: VP candidate Pence's 737 slides off runway at LGA,I had to circle for an hour because of this around 2200 last night. +"Nah, I'll always call it out. I mean, I don't make a whole subreddit for it but I'll definitely point fingers. ;)","Subtle, very subtle :p" +What to do If you are witnessing Islamophobic Harassment,But but harrasment didn't exist in my liberal university so it's pointless to talk about it +"Try losing to two non bowl eligible teams and as a result, those two teams become eligible. At least our embarrassing losses benefitted people. Except us that is...",Try being a bowl ineligible team. +How can a Man run a Country without any EYEBROWS?,He will have 100% approval rating in the coveted painted on eyebrows demographic. +No,"Welp, cancelling pre-order, worst game ever" +Hope Hank cooks it over a propane grill too :),Hank Hill is just the best cartoon dad ever imo +"Reddit answer: he's not currently playing because the level of competition in the NFL is too low for his abilities Honest Eagles Fan answer: He played lights out all preseason, probably has the best hands on the team (not like the bar is set high), would be on the roster if JMatt was any better on the outside. The thing holding him back is he's not anything more than a slot receiver and he isn't an ace at getting wide open. Some more background: He spent some time on LSU's roster but couldn't get a starting spot behind Odell and Jarvis Landry and spent time playing for LTech before the NFL.",My issue is jmatt isn't even good in the slot +Going deep.,Source? +"As a Venezuelan the first thing I write when I see these posts is Fuck off then I have to back off and say some large paragraph explaining why you are wrong. I'm just tired of doing that, you just have no idea of what you are talking about.","don't waste your time, their a bunch of 16 year old kids" +"Sometimes I ignore people, *on purpose*",Dude haha I was just joking no need to go that far xDxD *someone help me* +"Exactly. Also, as long as Darko and Bennett exist, you'll be safe Greg.",Cannot forget Bowie... +Pretty sure that in Arnolds day people didn't give a shit about which IG fitness influencer was dating who.,FYI drama was around before IG. +"I get it. But as dismayed as we may be, let's direct that energy and passion toward something less head-bangingly futile.",Yeah what's wrong with some states completely throwing off the balance of the vote by putting in all the electoral votes behind a candidate with %51 if the vote. +"It definitely goes to a jury in a case like that. If you're throwing punches, and have had prior training in making those punches deadly/incapacitating, then a good lawyer will always go for an 'assault with deadly weapons' charge. Kind of like that time I had to pay 70 bucks to ship my training gear because a flight attendant didn't feel comfortable with 'fake weapons in the right hands'. Wood hurts, sure, but nobody is hijacking a plane with a quarter-inch thick stick.",Maybe for a scrub like you! +The high point of Trump's presidency will be when he get banned from twitter. Not sure his ego could take it.,"His ego can barely tolerate normal conversation, this would turn him full carrot." +"Perhaps you need to sell this in a different way. Amount of time (paid man-hours) it takes to figure out how the cabling works, amount of extra work required to do the actual work with the cables, especially the ones you can't reach easily, the fact that you had to blindly cut near the cable and risked damaging the cable itself as a risk that could incur additional costs in the future, etc. then suggest the fix not as a means of making things easier for technicians, but as a means of reducing these costs. With some people, they only see things in terms of money, so the best way to convince them is to show them it's a good financial investment.",I agree with you 100% but as an intern clearly I don't know anything about how a business runs +"The failure to make veterans a priority in more than just the mouth-noises we periodically make is one of our greatest national shames. We claim to have learned the lessons of Vietnam, but yellow ribbons and vapid bullshit about being heroes, while invading the Middle East shows that no lessons were learned at all. Veterans don't need their asses kissed, they need access to top quality medical and mental healthcare, and they frankly just plain need money, in addition to job training and other assistance. They need it to be thrown at them, they don't need to have to fight for every inch of it.","Yeah, well, the American public likes people who weren't captured, so all those namby-pamby so-called 'heroes' who get taken by the enemy can just stop whining and go home" +"The case is in reference to a Jane Doe filing charges of rape against Donald J. Trump, accusing him of raping her when she was 13 years old in 1994. Has nothing to do with human trafficking what so ever.","Oh, it's so much better that he's accused of raping underaged women AND human trafficking." +Good Time To Buy Hey! I'm new here but have been looking at Android Wear for a few months now. I was looking at getting either the Moto 360 or the Huawei device. But a while ago I saw some new about an update possibly coming out soon with possibly hardware. Can the gods that exist on this subreddit advise me if now is a good time to purchase a device or if I should hang on? Thanks!,"Wait till Q1 2017, Google is releasing a smart watch." +what should the new Gorillaz album be called,The Book +Glad you said it because if I did with my flair of course it wouldn't be taken seriously. There was only one LT.,There can be only one. +"Aw yis we're getting articles already Now I will eagerly over-excite myself for the Shuttle article, which now I've said it will come out last. Holy fuck that Captured TIE card is frustrating.",Get rekt triple jumpmaster +Lee Spencer on Twitter: Brian Scott will retire from full-time racing at the end of the season.,Looks like we might see races go flag to flag next year! +"I suppose! Does one level really make that much difference though? Most of the people I know with the powerful Pokemon are level 22-25. I try to catch all of those I see that are powerful! Growlithe and Psyduck are near impossible to find here, sadly. I did get an 1800 Vaporeon last night though from a 650 Eevee I caught! Now officially my strongest Pokemon.",If you're not hatching eggs id start +white knight,"Obvious silly posts don't count, sorry :P You need to put some *feeling* into it!" +"The Mulberry topic was pretty fascinating. The Brits built theirs properly, and it kept going for a few months longer than it was supposed to, but it took a while before we were able to land ships on it. The US, however, pretty much had ships dropping off goods from the get-go, but took a lot of shortcuts. It worked well nonetheless - hell, it got the supplies in at the most crucial stages, until the first major storm took it all out. They were a truly crucial part of the war, along with PLUTO.",But the Allies don't get any credit for things like that because pipelines and harbors are boring compared to rocket planes and 60 ton heavy tanks. +MAKO AMERICA GREATO AGAINO!,Italian Caricatures For Trump? +Someone's got that Friday feeling,OMG there's like 3 people all driving on the wrong side of the road those MANIACS +Cut it... All that stuff is optional. Manufacturers put loads of random stuff in there.,Will it not stop everything from working? diff --git a/chunk17.csv b/chunk17.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..427bb45a24a1146a402f8d5807ca3b9d394e0f0e --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk17.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1667 @@ +Input,Output +I'm sure she had to undergo some extreme vetting to verify her allegiance.,Does the vetting involve an amateur gynecological exam? +You know one of your guys shot up the pizza place looking for kids? Guess how many he found.,I heard they moved the kids to a place on Benning road in SE DC next to a drug corner...they should go check it out! +This makes Trump supporters uncomfortable that his hand is smaller than a gay man's hand. We should assure them that it doesn't make Trump less of a man.,but it might make him gay +Still haven't forgiven him for going electric,...and now he has gone metal +Transgender woman pleads guilty to taking photos in Target dressing room,let me know when transexuals have done as much fucked up shit in public bathrooms as US Senators/Representatives have and I'll begin to worry +"Ms. Terri's Knife (And The Death of The Priest) This is just a theory I developed while listening to Act V for the billionth time. I haven't seen it discussed on here before and wanted to discuss it. I recall reading a tidbit somewhere that Hunter delivers his final letter to Ms. Leading in Act II by pinning it to her door with Ms. Terri's knife. I thought this was oddly specific, and ultimately I think this may have ended up being a case of Chekhov's Gun. In The Fire (Remains) Hunter discovers the body of Ms. Leading, left by the Priest, and develops his incendiary ploy. My revelation was that Ms. Leading may have kept Ms. Terri's knife the whole time. This could mean that Hunter finds it on her person. Fast forward to the confrontation in Blood. We know at this point that Hunter does kill the Priest somehow, but it's not directly stated. Casey has mentioned more than once that this was intentional, and I wonder if there is going to be some reveal about Hunter striking the Priest down with the knife he received from his mother in the very first act. I'm curious of what you folks think of this.","It's the only weapon that makes sense, in my opinion." +Anyone know what's up at 81st and Freemont?,Dunno but I'm screwed trying to get home +The Caribbean Resort Where Billionaires Go to Escape Millionaires,and thanks to mil/billion level of irresponsible consumption rising sea levels and much more violent hurricanes will make it uninhabitable in 20-40 years. +"Is this counting playoffs? Checkmate, Niners fans",Butthurt much? +Any rhetorical question?,"Aren't rhetorical questions questions that are already answered, so they are not relying on answering them again?" +What did you learn to late in life?,People don't change or grow up... They get worse actually +They take the license away and tell you that if you pay child support then you'll get your license back.,That's.. Odd. +Loose the bushes...,Lose* dumbass +6.7 is super fun...,Muh Russian Bias +"I can't believe frying pans and pots don't have standardized detachable handles yet. One handle fits all, and storage would be so much easier.",Somebody is gonna make money off of you +"Marijuana is not legal in those states, and won't be until Congress says so. State police won't bust you because it's not against state law, but the Feds will absolutely bust you, as we've seen in California.",And Colorado +Completely depends on the attitude of the way they put it.,"For someone who's not a dickhead, sure, but you can say it perfectly politely/casually/naturally/relevantly and some guys will still get shitty." +I also use them to write original on forms I create so I don't use the original form and can use it to make more copies rather than running the risk of degrading the form by making several generations of copies of copies.,"Wait you create forms, print them out and then copy them instead of getting a fresh print?" +TIL Jeremiah Denton blinked T-O-R-T-U-R-E in morse code while filming propaganda as a prisoner of war.,There's a great movie about Denton's years as a POW called **When Hell Was in Session** +"Go ahead Trump supporters, try to defend this.",Benghazi! +The actor who voiced Stu recently died =(,Oh... I didn't need to know that :( +I've known lots of people in poor health that are still capable of taking a stroll through the woods from time to time.,Is she known for taking strolls through the woods? +"No, i think he's completely oblivious to global warming because he nominated a CC denier to head the EPA transition.","Yeah, he's completely clueless, not like he owns land that will be effected by rising sea levels." +"And the spit mk 24 had 25lb boost, which is STILL better than what we have in game, they were pretty insane aircraft","Even some mk xiv used +25 lbs during the v1 raids, or at the very least were cleared for it." +"YouTubers are trying to upsell because if they don't and they rip the game apart, they don't get the trip next year. Secondly, they have a much larger audience than you think you're/we're a big part of... If anything we are the hardly vocal minority.","In addition, they already have to be planning out what to capture, based out what will get the most views, and how it will be easiest to parcel that out." +"Well in second period she said that she didn't like her hair and went to the restroom (probably to fix it) and when she came back I just said your hair looks nice and she seemed to appreciate it. I agree tho, I think saying today would maybe undermined the compliment","With context, it's very nice!" +Your rectum is still taut yet malleable!,Do it for grandpa Morty! +"guys remember roy hibbert was solid in the preseason last year too, and had a decent start to the season.. temper your optimism with mozgov.",then again mozgov is much more mobile and athletic than hibbert +"Man the AFL have handled this badly. From asking Mitchell and Cotchin to give their views, to the complete inability to take a decision for years. If I was Mitchell, I'd accept the Brownlow and give it to Jobe. Not like Mitch needs any more accolades, and will endear himself to a lot of people in the game. Also, in before someone responds West Coast champion Sam Mitchell.",Incompetance has become the hallmark achievement of Gil McLachlan. +"She is working on transformers as well, idk but that speaks volumes, we will see... My friend would flip out if he saw this but Transformers movies suck and if she is working on them, well, you know what that means...","The new one sounds really crazy, so she should be good at writing crazy characters!" +DISCUSSION:Zack Snyder Hates Superman (I did not make this so please don't rapidly downvote),"Sorry, too busy spamming that downvote button as fast as possible." +Sherman is in the 40s IIRC,Sounds legit. +"Yeah, this is definitely the Jeff Fisher thing to do","Hey, that's your team's new coach right there with Bruce Arians retiring after the year!" +"Im slightly left and I agree with you. On top of that, I dont believe in drowning children in political issues anyway. Give them a moral foundation, let them be kids, and they'll decide for themselves.",Also good reasons. +Jumping chumps is Ebron's one move.,He can dance..........when he scores +So... What exactly happened? Why is everyone freaking out on Twitter about Infinite Warfare?,This is the best CoD ever made. +There is damage that cannot be undone once done. And the country is amazingly stupid. I try not to let myself fall into feeling superior. But you know what? After this I can safely say I am way smarter than most people.,Keep calling everybody who opposes your views stupid and they will keep on voting stupid. +"It's free to play on steam right now. The first one was beyond terrible so I won't even bother installing the new one, even for free.",mp or sp? +Minnesota @ Cleveland,:( +Russell Westbrook Misses The Tough Game-Winning 3 VS Clippers,How did he miss that easy shot? +"I honest to god have no idea if you're trolling or not. I never got to play halo before this year, this year is when I started playing all these games. Honestly when people say shit like you're playing that in the COMMON YEAR? Top kek it reminds me of how stupid the gaming community is. God forbid I actually enjoy a fucking game, right? Let's all go play Battlefield day after day for fucking years!",no only until the next best game comes out +"It's not being posted anymore, use the realmeye forums.",Where almost no one sees them :( +"Democrats aren't going to put up much resistance against him either (I hope) I would sleep easier at night knowing someone with no stomach for bullshit is in that office. The guy was after all an Obama apointee. Especially with lunatic McGee as El Presidente we need someone his experience and balls to keep shit from getting out of hand. And Mattis doesn't appear to think of war as fun, or as some excuse to swing his dick around.","To clarify, he was a general under Bush but was kept around under Obama." +"Ah SWKS, the arms race supplier to the mobile phone manufacturers.",have you looked into them at all or? +Attendance sheet. He never bothered to fix it,"Holy shit, so many absantees" +Which makes him fast as shit! Don't ruin my JJ hype train with your facts,I just go and watch some highlights to refuel my hype :D +"It totally can and does often. Read a book or something! On a related note, what are we talking about?",reading is for nerds! +Maybe someone should tell this scumbag that Canadians are troubled with being priced out of their own country,But that is racist +-7^2 = +49 He right,Jesus I'm on a mobile app and that read like this (-72 = +49) and I was really fucking confused. +Was hoping to hear riding dirty,We wanted to do no handlebars but it wouldn't work. +"Why not? if you will play solo q anyways and just care about solo q, why dont play flex til it comes out?",Because I am plat and I get matched with silvers and bronzes? +"The Chance of an Eevee to evolve into a Vaporeon is too Low!!! I just stockpiled a bunch of pokemons to evolve in with the 2x XP event, and make the most of it. So i looked to the ones who are using low econ of candy, for evolving and which ones i had more stockpiled. I arrived to a conclusion i would use Zubat(50candies), Weedle(12candies), Caterpies(12candies), Pidgey(12candies), Ekans (50candies) and Eevee (25candies). When i evolved 21 Eevees that i stockpiled i got 2 Vaporeons. It's a bit low! 2/21 if had this chance in 100 evolutions would got 9,5 Vaporeons. What does the comunity thinks? Or just i stroke bad luck?",Just stroke of bad luck. +"Wrong vaccine administered Hello! I am a medical assistant at a small private practice clinic. About two months ago by mistake I gave an HPV rather than MCV vaccination absolutely by mistake. We called and informed the mother and now she has filed a complaint against my license that they have decided is within jurisdiction to investigate. I live in WA and have found nothing helpful on their website as far as what can happen to my license. I am in the process of finishing my pre-requisites and for nursing school and now I am feeling extremely discouraged. It was truly an honest mistake and I feel like this mistake is never going to leave me. Anybody ever gone through anything like this or have any idea what to expect. I do not have malpractice insurance nor do I know if the doc I work for does for the clinic. No harm has come to the child, and clearly this mom is VERY upset. She has since been discharged from our clinic. How do I move forward? Thanks for listening.",You don't have a nursing license yet so I doubt that anything can actually happen. +No Comparison (SlowPoke),Le truth is somewhere in the middle. +"they're cool concepts but lack content badly for the price you pay. all of them should cost half as much as they do they have a very strong branding presence which makes their shit seem really nice and shiny, but then you realize there's barely anything to it.",I found this out the hard way +"Theres a fine line between bravery, and stupidity And TYT flew past that line a long time ago",it takes a lot for TYT to inhale powered soap everyday... +"I don't, we have titles.","Yea, but do we have an fa cup?" +I actually wear the point and shoot on my pyro and demo. I've yet to get such comments.,Mostly appears on Soldiers. +It is the state of hockey ya know!,Oh ya sure you betcha! +"People are allowed to dislike Dex. This wasn't exactly the most mature comment about not liking him but assuming everyone who doesn't like him is just some whiny tumblrite is equally immature. There are a lot of valid reasons for thinking Dex is a douche, tbh. Personally I find people that try to be overly offensive on purpose just kind of unfunny and lazy. But for the most part I still find Dex pretty funny. I get why people don't, though, and that's perfectly fine.",You can dislike him and not be a cunt about it. +"My only point is that math wouldn't exist if not for the multidimensional physical reality behind it, the same way that reality wouldn't be what it seems to be in this particular existential incarnation if not for the underlying logical structure behind it. The two are opposite sides of the same coin.",Absolutely. +What do you think would be the major upsides for the dual degree program?,It might make you more hirable and if you hate yourself taking studio and calc is a great way to self abuse +"I was expecting people to get offended if I said a higher percentage,not the other way around",Sadly that number is pretty accurate because the DR is a pretty big spy crutch weapon yet again. +"Is it? You might want to check that, bud.",Bud +"As a biology teacher in Morridor, I have to take human sexuality training on state laws. Of course this was in there...","Out of curiosity, what are the other 3 things?" +Definitely those two - I would also add Human Rights Watch,"And Running Start, an organization that helps women get involved in politics" +GTA V has the best AI,Whoa all the downvotes lol. +Refn has infected others,I could see Refn and Kojima being friends +"I didn't state that(though I wouldn't find it surprising), and I am not going to waste more time on their videos, but they do have some videos with titles alluding to their takes on Muslims and black people, so you might investigate those yourself to satiate your curiosity.","I'm asking more in the fact that I have watched half or more of their videos, and either I'm A) completely blind to racism B) you are making it up or C) you and I have completely different definitions of racism." +Seems like we don't see much if Kelce these days,If we are getting 200 yards on the ground you might not. +Made a friend in the woods today,if you give a fox a cookie... +I think it's fanmade.,"Okay, but I was just wondering; who does it belong to?" +I agree. Really enjoyed watching their games. I wonder how much they were offered to join other teams,"I enjoyed watching them too, especially the Lucian top" +"Out of high school in America, yes.","Idk man, a 54% acceptance rate doesn't seem all that bad compared to others." +I'd be surprised if that wasn't intentional haha.,He looks like emperor Palpatine. +"In the US, we have this thing where every morning in school everyone stands up, puts their hand over their heart, and recites an oath of loyalty to our flag.","In ontario we sang O Canada in primary school, but we didn't have to." +I dont get why people respond either. You've said you're not interested but will continue to read new messages and say no I'm not interested over and over again. Just block the damn person after the second message.,omg victim blaming +Trump Shakes Up Transition Team,Oh yeah he's REALLY going against the grain and shaking it up +"1939-1945 is 6 years, you mean 1926-1945","Ha, yeah, what a stupid mistake." +"Scores & Hooters, as well as Greene Turtle.",thanks... but I'm looking to stay away from chain type places. +"Can I just say how much I hate Randimonium The Randimonium tavern brawl, along with all the other completely random tavern brawls, sucks. Every game one of two things will happen and neither are satisfying. 1) You will be on the bad luck side and get a ton of 1 and 2 mana cards whose synergies don't match up. Your opponent will then play three legendary cards by the end of turn two. 2) You will be on the good luck side and be able to play three 9 cost legendary cards at one mana each, and then watch your opponent quit on turn two because they only have murloc raiders. I hope they come up with more skill based tavern brawls in the future. My card collection sucks so TB is an easy way for me to get wins and gold when I can't keep up with the Meta game. I don't want to have to dump real money into this game and I am too casual to grind my way to a top tier deck. Don't get me wrong I am going to keep using tavern brawl to get my rewards but I needed to complain about it for a few minutes.","I like this brawl, since I don't have all the cards, so it's easier to make quests in." +What a fucking waste. They have no use to society. We are fucking with natural selection.,Yeah lets just round them all up and shoot them +"Having never spent gold in this game until today, my first purchase was well worth it!",god damn what a steal +"Sha Lin Q's adjustment. (Planted) Plant yourself in place, becoming stationary for 3s. While planted, your long bow draw time is 200% faster, you fire continuously **and you can only move the camera on 45o from your first aiming point.** Reactivating Planted cancels the ability This is how it should be. Because a Flank can be raped in less than 1s with that skill just because this guy while Q can do a 180o rotation without having any decrease in aiming/camera speed and not a single debuff for being planted, in every single game you see a turret-style skill, they don't usually let you turn back or even not allowing you to move the camera fast enough to do hard moves. You're planted and focusing on shooting fast and hard, you shouldn't be able to aim that easily. See you in OBT38 with Sha Lin Adjusted. Nice character, but still needs small adjustments. Regards","Ah yes, remove the only way a sniper could ever deal with a flank, that will make the character more fair and fun to play!" +This water flooding through building windows,So close to a perfect loop... damn that tiny little pause. +"Apparently Tahm Kench can eat Blue/Red Buff if enemy stands in the same place. Works 10/10, absolutely RIDICULOUS.","Brb, asking enemy Jungler for a leash." +Don't want to use too much bandwidth for something I can't play right away,wew lad +She's Becky you're Heather!,Who the hell is Heather? +A perfect counter to let me touch your pregnant belly habit,I live in UK and I've never had this happen to me or seen any other pregnant woman even be asked. +"Game Thread (12/20/2016): Nashville Predators (14-12-5) @ New Jersey Devils (12-12-7) -- 7:00 PM EST (MSG+, FS-TN)",Oh god Cory lifted his leg to let that one in. +You most likely hid a nutshack in there.,Nope. +"All in how you look at it really, the crew put out the same graphic in a 4-2-3-1 with Duka in fir meram on the left, and Cedrick in central for higuain","I was about to say, the his isn't the graphic I saw" +Chelsea has no chance whatsoever at a political career. Her public speaking skills are on the same level as a retard.,You racist misogynistic xenophobic trans phobic piece of shit. +"I don't understand what T2P is. I always thought it would be Time 2 Play, but I don't even lol",Time 2 Pound +Aha,ahh +"Charge when winning, Taunt when losing.",Make it a 4/5 +"What do you hope to see in Ben Affleck's The Batman? Let's all be honest. Ben Affleck's Batman was the best thing about the Batman vs Superman movie. His appearance was true to the comic, his detective work was perfect and his combat skills were excellent. We all hope to see his solo movie when it comes out in 2018. So far, we heard that Deathstroke is going to be a major character in the movie. It is unclear if he is the main antagonist or not but we can sure expect him to be the badass mercenary assassin he is. Here are the things I hope to see in the Batman movie: - The Riddler as the main antagonist because a darker and grittier Riddler who takes over Gotham, builds deadly deathtraps, etc. is the perfect foe for Batman as an intellectual archenemy by bringing out the true detective work in the Batman. He could also be the mastermind behind the story and maybe be the one to hire Deathstroke to kill Batman. - Flashbacks to Jason Todd because I want to see more of Batman's guilt to his regret of his biggest failure. And maybe set this up for a Red Hood movie. - More Joker. Jared Leto's Joker needs redemption because he only had like eight minutes of screen time. I want to see him as Batman true arch-nemesis. He could be the tertiary antagonist. We could also see him doing most of the dark stuff that haunt's Batman's memories such killing Jason Todd and paralyzing Barbara Gordon, then torturing Commissioner Gordon by trying to prove his point with his most infamous quote, All it takes is one bad day to drive the sanest man alive to lunacy. Also maybe an origin story of the Joker would be interesting. - An Arkham Asylum set story. Now I don't want the entire film to be in just Arkham Asylum but the idea of having the badass Ben Affleck's Batman trapped in an Asylum with all his most dangerous enemies with all action is excellent. These are just the few things I want for the Batman solo movie. What do you hope to see in Ben Affleck's The Batman?",For it to end up being titled The Goddamn Batman +He didn't hide that. Early in his campaign he said how he could buy favors from politicians.,That makes him smart +You shouldn't dust him because he is core in a lot of mage archetypes. For example.. Tempo mage Freeze mage Reno mage,"He fell out of Tempo Mage after standard hit, decks are too fast for him now." +"Age and gender me! Just pick an age and a gender, and I'll transition to them and post pics.","sqrt(-1) years old, genderliquid" +"This should be a requirement for posted WSJ articles. Bless you, OP.",You can just google the title +Only 6 out of 25 Xfinity races have been one by Xfinity drivers,"2 more races were won by part time drivers without a cup ride, so I'd give them a pass." +"Is Miner considered siege? I've seen a lot lately that people consider most Miner decks as siege, but I don't quite get it. They seem much more like a control deck, if that. Thoughts and reasoning?","I would say it's a hybrid, but generally if you are using miner solo or with spell support it is closer to siege, and if you use troop support its control." +"Y'know, I have never once heard anything about Pornhub that wasn't overly positive. They're like the perfect company. All-inclusive, eco-friendly and their product is adored by the masses. I see no downside to them.","Plenty of backside, tho." +"Along with the Spartans, probably the most fantasized group of warriors in Western society",Elaborate on this please +"Didn't notice the grab part, also this is probably fake anyways lmao",If you wish to spend a few hours getting that yourself then I can tell you exact procedure to get that all. +Is there sub Reddit dedicated to Chuck Norris jokes cause I'm genuinely curio and I cba to see if r/chucknorrisjokes is a thing or not,curio +More like death pro tip,Chance of injury pro tip. +"A relative, who isn't the sharpest fellow, posted that he didn't trust the media and only got balanced news from fb. His news sources are conspiracy and white supremacy group pages. He's a teacher.","Hey assuming he's in the U.S., who did he vote for on Tuesday?" +Im sorry that i dont want a 40% tax hike. Sorry that i dont want to pay for someone elses college degree. Sorry that i dont think leaving Syria alone to kill all their own citizens is a good idea.,I'm sorry that you clearly don't understand the bulk of Bernie's policies. +My girlfriend and I attempted our first couple's costume this Halloween. I think we did a pretty good job with it.,10/10 man good job +Game designer of Dishonored 2 recommends 'very low' settings for 60 fps in 1080p with a GTX 1070,Should have gotten GF 1080 Ti in SLI +New Yorker gatekeeping.,Real New Yorkers went all the way from York and from Netherland to make this city great. +Surely this cannot be true. This is so ridiculous it's beyond comprehension.,"So was the rest of the campaign, and it was all too true." +"This is one of the most alarming things about the long term legacy of a President Trump. It is going to set a precedent of business leaders taking the office while still remaining in control of their companies. This time, meh, he's just a real estate guy that might use the power of the Government to get himself the upper hand on some real estate wheeling and dealings. In the future it could be the CEO of a weapons manufacturer who can use the power of the office to really increase demand for their military equipment.",But Hillary was the corporate shill candidate. +I am a US Airforce veteran and this is the first time I voted for a GOP President. # DEPORT ILLEGALS # DEPORT SOROS # BUILD THE WALL!,How selfish of you to not want to die in WW3 to elect a (f)E-mail Presidon't! +"Alltough I'd like to know, were they able to hear the casters? Especially with their earbuds in. I mean that was broadcasted from a studio and the casters were at the other side of the room if I remember correctly.","I You can totally hear the casters if you're playing on the stage set up, it might be a bit harder if you're across the room, but it's definitely possible if there's not much noise in the room." +And she compromised with a 12$ minimum wage... And now we'll probably get neither.,But emails.... Clinton is corrupt! +Competed in a powerlifting meet over the weekend. Really happy with this picture of me and my beard.,"OP you look exactly like a friend of mine it's uncanny, the only thing is he can't even grow a beard." +"There will be no more cards that will lean towards having no duplicates in your deck, because those effects are simply too powerful and of course are only for legendaries. Don Han'Cho is boring as fuck though, and every minion in the Goons have the same effect. Potions, and spells obviously already have variety because they are spells, and spells need to be different otherwise you can have multiples in your deck if its too good, or 3 of the 9 classes using the exact same class cards. Don Han'Cho is just lazy and stupid card designing.",potions it is then! +Not sure if this is racist,"They're white, it can't be racist" +It's gonna be great.,This is gonna be great. +Liberals don't know the difference between Slovenia and Czechia,They are all part of Russia aren't they? +Are you a rengar or nidalee main? Either way savage,Nidalee actually +"i would say LG isn't that good just because based on the players and my knowledge of them, they'll get dumbbbb tilted at times. having naded and danoxide? i bet they'll butt heads halfway through the season","Idk much about lg's team scrims, so they r kind of my wildcard team (They could potentially be a top squad)" +The vent in my hotel shower doesn't seem to work.,It's for aesthetics only. +"When I was verysmart, I thought my friend was an asshole for replying with this",hope you've lost that silly verysmart attitude but kept your love of les mis +"Also, Doritos.",Don't forget the Cumbox +"I'd make a brawl revolving around a similar idea, but slightly different mechanic wise. How about replacing both players' hero powers with Swap hands with your opponent. It solves the problem of both players playing with the second player's hand all match and also makes swaping hands unexpectable.",Time to bright [[Fencing Coach]] +Kulaks exploit children for memes,Inb4 his children become leaders of a united communist world. +No. Sarcasm intended,then +Hahahha. Apple making laptops. Ha ha ha. As if! Surely they'd mention it in events and regularly release new versions if they did? Apple laptops. How ridiculous.,Not quite as ridiculous as Apple desktops. +There's a Colorado UCF rivalry?,He's probably just holding a grudge for Frost +Grey Chaks for pulsus and disco,What? +The IOUs are the money. Present money is a note in an ever expanding Ponzi-scheme of more money. Ever expanding to pay high enough interest to keep most banks from not collapsing while paying decent boni (or via direct QE to replace the interest). Some people disagree saying that money needs to be a store of value. I would say money is whatever people choose to use and people are OK with bank-issued debt as money so that's real money.,"If you buy digital goods (like CSGO skins) with a card, you're turning an abstract concept into an imaginary good" +There are some people that deserve death.,Like those that preach for killing. +Do you know the pain of igniting minions?,"thankfully no, since i almost never take ignite when i support lol" +Remove all federal funding from Hampshire College until they choose to fly the American Flag on their campus.,we should arrest people for trying to stifle the rights of others. +"For those with Spigen Cases on their Axon 7s, have any of you found a screen protector that isn't getting peeled by the case? I've had this Spigen case for a month or so, and I love it, but it has the habit of digging under my screen protector and peeling up at the corners. I was hoping to find a solution to that. I know the tempered glass protectors don't contour around the curved edges of the screen. So it would make sense those might work, but I haven't been able to find any reviews that featured the Spigen case. What are your experiences with the Spigen case and screen protectors? I'll gladly take any recommendations. Thanks!",The default screen protector that comes in the box works well for me. +HLTV Rankings September 26th 2016,Fantic will jump so far when they finally play a LAN. +"TIL in 1999 Coca Cola invented a vending machine that could adjust its prices based on the temperature, allowing it to hike up the price of a Coke on a hot summer day. Customers denounced the idea, while even Pepsi accused Coke of exploitation",#NAME? +Well we only know what you tell us and that leaves us assuming you definitely can't maturely talk about sex or genitalia,"We should have ignored most of the content of his post, and given him the benefit of the doubt based on his IRL behaviour." +Where can I listen to this and other podcasts on my phone?,"If only NPR created an app for us, the listener, to find all sorts of relevant podcasts catered to our interests!" +"I love Valdez, but I think Roman is more likely to score a brace lol. (Please let me be wrong though!)",Except hamstring tightness. +A new study shows that the majority of humans alive today are better at math than Albert Einstein. Because he's dead.,The sadder implication is there's a minority of humans worse at math than a cadaver. +It still gets you those ez internet points. People will upvote anything.,"Well not anything, my post get no upvotes" +Don Han'Cho + DoppleGangster gives you a 3 7/7's for 5 mana which is 21/21 stats for 5 mana This is going to be the card that makes the set RNG dependent,Yeah but reddit decided its boring so who cares. +In S2 he appeared present day and was big friends with Oliver. So no,Maybe in S2 he was just drunk +I've contributed quite alot actually.,so... How many screenshots did you post? +"It's always interesting how people assume that, unless employed in mindless work, people will just sit around doing nothing. If I didn't have to work for my paycheck I'd be out there volunteering. I'd love to help out at soup kitchens and homeless shelters. Libraries and old folk's homes. Hell, I'd love to work in an old-folk's home. Some of my best friends are elderly people. We don't always agree on politics, of course, but that's a generational thing. There are plenty of people who _want_ to be useful. They're just stuck doing pointless dumbass jobs that really do nothing other than move shit from Place A to Place B. Shove those jobs off onto the robots and suddenly those people would be free to do things they _wanted_ to do. We really underestimate the human spirit.","Yeah that's why almost all progress comes from outside the west, where people are generally less free than people in the west." +I honestly dont even know what to say to this.,I like the part where he calls her a virtue signaling cunt because she says he isn't civil after he calls her a terrible human being for being against eugenics. +Traitor to its own kind.,Crab mentality is strong here +"Mike Pence just needs a nice, hard, juicy cock to fill him up?",Trump gets analy fisted by Putin every time he speaks. +About that popular vote thing....,Sexist +Cant connect UK Cant connect to 2k server.. Im from UK. Ps4,Same in Portugal +Which is ironic because they are big purporters of the argument that stopping a bad leader will usually only bring about a worse leader (with citations such as ISIS and Al Qaeda). History lesson: You're usually better off with the enemy you know.,Yeah we really knew everything about Clinton... +"Speak for yourself... When exploring, I venture into the booty.","Adventures may always occur in or around the booty, but you must always make the booty feel included in the adventure." +Comcast Internet 1TB data cap is starting on November 1st in California..,Fuuuuuck Comcast. +"Best post player in the league. Best midrange shooter in the league. Possibly best defender in the league. Top 5 rebounder in the league. I don't care if people don't want to hear it, Anthony Davis is the best player in the NBA now. Nobody can guard him and nobody can score on him. At WORST he's the best two way player in the game now.","I don't know if he's there yet, but he's certainly on the path to get there soon." +Adidas 350 and 750 Cleat Confirmed By Adidas On Twitter,man when will yeezys die +John Oliver asked for Donald Trump to run for president three years ago on The Daily Show and it's very strange to watch today,Good to see this posted on reddit again +MFW Trump isn't even in office yet and he is already doing better than Obama!,Yeah but where's his Nobel Peace Prize? +Celestine of the Harvest,Would drawing from your oppenents deck cause fatigue damage for them if they have no cards? +I've only pre-ordered collector editions. And it's always a for the bonus things. Like the last of us survivor edition came with that epic art book. Or fallout 4 pip boy. I don't care about the game so much as the items I get from the pre order bonus.,The pip-boy edition was still dissapointing tbh. +Donald Trump 'plans to split time' between White House and his New York penthouse,God damn millenials are all for working from home unless it's trump +yo get the updoots,yo get the updoots +Congle asking the important questions.,"You know it, stats dont lie" +"You sound like you just want to do it for fun, so definitely weird rather than creepy. Don't let it change your opinions of the people you're tracking and you should be OK. A better option would be to find something else to crunch numbers on, preferably not involving your friends' habits.",At least it's not google/facebook doing it. +A wepaon to surpass metal gear,Nice AC-130 +Laughter turns to tears,Tears turn to fears +S'more Pops,Who keeps cooking on the drip pan for their broiler tray? +You made this?,I made this. +I Feel Like I'm Taking Crazy Pills,Global warming can't be real because my feet are freezing right now and I have not one but *two* pairs of socks on. +Look at those crazy trump supporters,Or look at those damn Berniebros +Are you the one being hunted?,Like that movie Surviving the Game. +Good. We need a sane environmental policy not based upon voodoo science put forth by the Global Warming Alarmists. I hope he does it via Executive Order just for spite.,I'm sure the fossil fuel industry knows the science better than the actual scientists. +"So what in the fuck is actually wrong with Medicare? My mother died in hospice, entirely due to Medicare. Without it, she would have passed away at home under my shitty care, and in immense pain. She would have exhausted all of her savings, and I'd have not a single penny left to me. I'd be much poorer than I already am. This is going to hurt the old AND the not-as-old. So again, What in the fuck is actually wrong with Medicare?",Government is bad mkay? +Nice in theory but you need jobs in the bush to keep them there.,"Yeah, and social services to deal with all the domestic violence." +"Its always the ones that haven't watched him that talk like this. You even brag about not watching him further up acting like everyone here only watches one team like you do. If you don't have a clue, don't have an input. If you bothered to be familiar with the player you'd know. I remember last year someone like you acting like matip wouldn't start here either. Would be hilarious if it was you again.",But Liverpool fans should only watch Liverpool no other teams or leagues +I think we're aiming for the Cure Bowl.,cereal bowl +"Realtor recommendations Any recommendations for a good realtor in the area? I feel like every realtor I've worked with in the past hasn't really put in any leg work on my behalf. It ends up me finding things on Zillow/Trulia and sending them to the realtor saying I'd like to see this. I went with a realtor today, based on the recommendation of a friend, and when we got to the house she kept asking me questions about it like How much was this one again? or How many bedrooms did this one have again? Now don't get me wrong, I understand they're working with multiple people, I just want to work with someone that I feel like is actually interested in helping me secure a home.",Savvy and co! +"I remember someone doing the math about that Duggar family mother and all her pregnancies. I think between her first kid and her last one she has probably spent about half the year, every year since 1988 waking up with morning sickness.",Not everyone gets morning sickness when pregnant. +me taking out trash,vvhat did yov jvst fvcking say abovt primvs yov little false +"Free 3 months first membership GameStop pro members get a free 3-month trial of First membership, but I'm already a sponsor so whoever wants my code to use when they sign up can have it. M_EE-K2A2-G2EG-A9MD",Enjoy M_EE-VB79-DJNL-FPBV +"His name is definitely malay when he graduated, so cert is probably malay. Not sure if he changed his IC. Most employers don't ask for copies of your transcripts and certs etc until they invite you for an interview. They can't very well cancel it at that point without appearing blatantly racist, since they don't know his circumstances. I have no idea what story he feeds them when they ask. The idea is to get an interview so he has a chance to impress them.",I'm not sure that you can't help it but I certainly hope you don't act on it. +Look up on a clear night and you'll see things trillions of miles away.,Really Really Really Really BIG things trillions of miles away +I definitely like it. Now Hibana looks more like a soldier and less like an Overwatch character.,Implying overwatch characters aren't soldiers. +A good twitch or bad twitch?,Yes. +Battlefield 1 Funny #1 (subscribe),No +you dont see my link?,How do you watch a picture +If I'm not forgetting any these are usually what you plug in 20/24 pin ATX power to mobo 4/8 pin CPU 6+2/8 pin for GPU if required Any SATA cable to power storage devices/accessories inside. Case fans should be plugged into the motherboard or any fan controller included with the case and the cpu fan should be plugged into the mobo where it says CPU_HEADER or CPU_FAN. It should be near the top close to the CPU.,Would I have to plug in 2 6+2 pins? +FITZPATRICK HARVARD,CAMERON BRATE HARVARD +"College Gameday Show Week 1 I didn't see a thread for Gameday, and they just started drinking... so I wanted to make a thread.",Okay stop motion Harbaugh is fucking terrifying and I'm gonna have to cancel the season after that sorry +Guy freaking out over flashbangs in MW3,Loud AF. +Why has the DOJ not filed charges? Must be nice to be very rich and white.,"If the FBI checked it out, I'm sure there was a full investigation." +"Looks like everything is 30% more expensive in India. That does not make sense. You'd think they'd under price it in an economically weaker country. That said, here it's a middle class common person shoe. In India, it may be targeted at the upper class / rich people.","Higher customs and sales taxes in India compared to US.. total Tax in US is 0-10% depending on state, whereas in India I think its about 15% sales tax alone+ customs tax and a number of other duties Also, since India wont let Nike sell directly, probably a number of middlemen\dealers need to be added whose sole objective will be to have a larger cut" +Wow you must be so much fun at parties,Sick burn +Can we get a Poke Pelago subreddit similar to FriendSafari? It has RNG elements per person similar to Friend Safari. Otherwise this sub is gonna be spammed with it when Sun and Moon comes out.,Do you mean Festival Plaza? +Faze and cloud 9 are so close in every category.,50/50 checks out +A fish,You like fishdicks? +*slow clap*,"That's it, we got it figured out, we can all go home." +But reverse flash is not dead and neither is zoom... Or have I missed something?,"Reverse flash technically isn't even born yet, zoom is now dead" +Jolly rancher?,It's cherry. +"He Republicans get the same 59-60 million voters every election. The Democrats just need to inspire people to turn out. It's not a matter of flipping Republicans, it's a matter of flipping non voters.","I agree with everything you say, but disagree if you're implying Bernie is the man for the job." +"Overstatted minion, give a minion -X/-X",Purify value +"That's not how what-ifs work. Florida has the best red zone defense in the country - only 42% of trips inside the red zone result in touchdowns, and 65% result in points of some form. So LSU maybe gets 10 points out of those three trips if everything goes their way. *But* LSU also has the 111th ranked red zone offense, with only 60% of red zone trips resulting in TDs and 77% resulting in points. So they probably don't reach the average against Florida, because it's a weakness vs a strength.","Be careful, you're going to scare him off with all those facts." +t-the online polls though!,Even the Breitbart poll has 25% saying Hillary won. +This. Also look for Pagefile.sys and Hiberfil.sys,.tmp files too. +Then they are just allowing themselves to be coddled. It seems that people in these communities just want someone to sing them some sweet lullaby about how their old way of life will return. Meanwhile their young people are leaving.,"If that's what it takes, then I'm signing up for the fucking choir." +"Missed possibilities with Grimstreet cards. Can we list them? Let's consider these goons are supposed to trade in weapons, stealing, researching, selling... and you can make up a lot of stuff they could do: Give a minion in your hand +X Attack (no health, why do they grant health?). Give a minion in yout hand **Taunt**. Give a minion in your hand **Windfury** (Dual Wielding?). Give a minion in your hand **Divine Shield** (a Blast Shield?). Give a minion in your hand **Deathrattle**: Deal X damage to all minions (suicide bombs). Give a minion in your hand **Battlecry**: Deal X damage to an enemy minion and X-2 damage to adjacent minions (a grenade). **Battlecry**: Take control of your opponent's weapon. **Battlecry**: Create a weapon (similar to Kazacus' effect). **Battlecry**: Swap attack with another minion (reverse Vol'jin). Any more ideas?",Discover a Buff for a random minion in your hand. +"He did block for Blount earlier and the entire other team didn't even try to hit him, like he was a downs syndrome kid being put in for one play at the end of the year to make him feel good.",Seriously he was like the medic in hacksaw ridge +"I find that title misleading, and therefore the switch and bait to ask me to fill out a survey for you unethical.","title and survey = two questions he's asking us two questions what a liar, downvoted" +3 edgy 5 me,Tru3 5t0ry +Not to mention he's also a successful business man and smart,Also a rapper! +"Out of curiosity, what's your guys favorite skin?",The new SE Bakuto ringo has some awesome special effects. +The US is already broken in two between the CONUS and Alaska.,"Yes, but Canada is our ally." +The isle of wight legit had that as a news story the other year. A swan stopped traffic and a policeman with a riotshield had to shoo it away.,"Well of course he needs a riot shield, otherwise he might get his arm broken" +I see 1623 but idk.,He must be Keanu's half-brother or something. +What? You're telling me you dont work with ununoctium on a daaily basis??,He's not a cutting edge professional physicist. +"It blows my mind when people defend using Windows for a reason other than games, MS Office, or Adobe. Like, yeah, I had to jump through hoops and make a new udev rule to get my Steam controller working properly on Arch, but nothing compares to how painless installing and maintenance is. I installed Ubuntu on a laptop for a friend and she wanted Windows back. I said okay, you'll need all your drivers and sent her a link to her laptop's website to find them (she uses an Alienware). After looking at them all and having me explain just what she would need to make her computer even function after a fresh Win7 install, she backed down from that idea. Never be afraid to learn. If shit is all you know, you'll never know better.","What's your experience/thoughs with the steam controller, in general?" +Just received Old saint riktor as a gift right as I opened the game? Thank you Epic as my love and support is with you!,Way til you play as Riktor in that skin......and are pissed because of how bad he is in Monolith currently :( makes me sad. +"Yes now, all immigrants are surely muslims......",And all Muslims are honour killers! +"Someone help me with this seeming continuity error. In ANH, Motti mocks Vader because he wasn't able to use the force to conjure up the stolen data tapes. But the physical tape never made it off Scarif. Earlier, Vader told Leia that several transmissions were beamed to this ship but the data was transmitted to the Mon Cal flagship not Tantive IV. And don't say that the little flash drive thing that escaped Vader's grasp during his ending rampage was the data tape - it contained stolen data but it wasn't the stolen data tape. That *tape* obviously belonged to the rebels","I mean that's only a continuity error if you assume that all the characters are speaking completely precisely and accurately at all times; I find it easy to assume the characters are not worried about the precise details, but they're getting the gist right, like people speaking IRL." +They weren't even wearing scba,But they're not diving +"Well, *nowadays even beggars carry a swipe machine*. Why can't his landlord carry one...",Because beggar need not pay taxes. +Careful friend... it's a slippery slope. Some have said that the deeper you go the harder it is to find your way back...,"It's like if you see Cthulhu's face, you can't ever be sane again?" +What about Blundstone Arena?,Does Tasmania really count +Matching someone on Tinder? Notmeirl,Having enough effort to download it and not kill myself r/absolutelynotmeirl +People still doubting Conor on here,Conor hasn't faced enough wrestlers. +I love knitting. Fuck what people say it's relaxing as fuck.,Same with crochet. +"The Kansas Experiment Continues Collapse: Revenue Off By Nearly $45M. Pay Attention, America.",Wish more people were paying attention to what state policies in middle america are doing to those states +You're really mature and wise about this issue.,"Well, i have spent every waking hour for the last month thinking about it." +Yeezy Boost 350 from eBay,holy fufu +"I'll be 37 in 3 weeks. After years of being painfully close, I FINALLY ran a marathon under 3 hours.",What do you mean years of being painfully close? +Like strawberries.,Like cheerios +Yup. This is definitely the direction I'm headed!,"I'll bet you the cost of a HF winch, some welding wire, some steel and a beater Civic that I can do it in a beater Civic" +1. Halloween decorations can't be racist. 2. Halloween hasn't ended yet. 3. Both of the above are wrong.,"if you're goth, ween is forever" +"Live on the other end in the bluff, and yeah we are the most obese city in the nation. It is staggering, but then again over half of this city is in poverty so that has something to do with it.","I lived on $10 an hour and managed to stay out of the obese range, I know it gets easier if you can buy a nice gym membership and afford pre-prepared healthy meals, but for most people, being healthy is as easy as investing your food budget on bulk ingredients and cooking regularly, and going for a 30 min run four times a week." +"Trump administration *will* roll back US environmental protection. The Republicans are anti-science corporate whores, and would pave over Yellowstone National Park if they thought it would turn a buck.","Maybe corporate fuckery would move the timetable up for the Yellowstone super volcano to go off, and take care of the Midwest!" +People should have to pass an IQ test to vote with a minimum of about 120 to vote.,"Yeah, and the people that fail the test can still count for 3/5 of a vote!" +"Hey mods, wanna explain to me why you automatically censor a word regardless of context? Three comments with the c word (because I'm a fucking child and can't say the actual word apparently) one post asking about it and one post with a picture of my previously removed post have all been automatically removed. I thought we left censorship behind with the church.","It is an american hang up, it is used all the time in the UK" +Trump is dumping Christie over bridgegate,This looks credible +"It remains to be seen what the right decision was. You believe it to be the right decision, but we really don't know yet.",98.4% chance Hillary wins the remaining uncounted ballots. +"Every time I see this said I always see it mentioned that he was likely framed. He's a little crazy though if you believe what you read about him, even the good stuff.",We should make it so that only non-criminals can mine. +why do you save strangers? I don't look/move like a good guy and others rarely mess with me,Either your not on PS4 or the 231+ bracket. +Because in movies he is a high SMV man. He is rich and very good looking.,"Thanks, I was overlooking that important point (tall, rich, handsome) so true." +just bad judgement,"Pretty much talentless, really" +"That sounds about right. When the Japanese swordsmiths folded the blades, they added carbon to it, so it actually was getting stronger. The additional carbon is what made the difference. (Not the folding itself, contrary to popular opinion.) As a disclaimer, I should also add that heating a piece of iron in a coal forge will indeed add some carbon to it. However, it won't penetrate the surface. (We're talking in the microns. Not enough to strengthen the iron.)",So wouldn't folding allow carbon to penetrate the surface? +So the electric bikes are now a no go?,Maybe we should use that money to build affordable housing in the police station. +"I get it, but it really seems like there's nothing there.",But he walked into a dispensary in Seattle so he should be suspended +"Word. I did manage to break a Swisstool, I dropped it from 90 metres from the top of a bridge pylon onto the deck. A rivet in the hinge broke.","Pretty wimpy, huh?" +Rainbow Six Pro League - Season 3 Finals at Katowice,That last round cTm vs P.D made my heart beat waaay too fast.. +"Mark Zuckerberg says Facebook will do more to tackle fake news, and again denied this sealed Trump's victory. He hopes to announce measures to tackle fake stories soon, and this work often takes longer than we'd like in order to confirm changes won't introduce unintended side effects or bias.","Yeah, because the only media that led the general population to believe Clinton would win in a landslide was Facebook." +Frozen upon opening: 0.51.0,My game will often freeze like that when I open it and I am still running the previous version. +Why does the NumLock button even exist? Wouldn't it be more convenient to simply have the numbers on the right numeric keypad to be functional by default? Thanks!,How the hell would I auto-run in World of Warcraft without it? +I hope that ref gets fucking cancer.,"That's a personal foul, you're ejected from the thread" +"I've owned my PC for about 2.5 years, just found out I've been scammed. Literally unusable.",Always stick an old unused 1GB stick in a free slot next to it to offset the loss in capacity. +"After loosing your faith in the TSCC, do you still believe there is a big daddy in the sky and that Jesus hung on a cross to save your soul?","Gee, when you ask it so respectfully like that, it really makes me eager to discuss all my most deep and personal beliefs." +PVV-stemmers hebben het minst trek in Heel Holland bakt,''Uit de cijfers blijkt ook dat de extreemrechtse vleugel van de PVV een voorkeur heeft voor _Heel Holland Hakt_. +Germany defender,Yeah Germany was so much better when it was in rubble and bombed on an hourly basis. +Is a 2m Tsumami really big?,For some.... +"lol, join us in our inevitable failure for something that wont happen.",Yeah voting and protesting never accomplished anything. +Three million is waaay more than the number of illegal immigrants who are felons/gang members.,"It wouldn't surprise me if three million illegal immigrants committed additional crimes while being in the country, and if that is the case they should be deported because obviously they have a problem with respecting the rule of law within this country." +Patch on the way next week. Leader cards will become epics,Fuck me man what a wonderful development team. +Now we can all agree that's the kind of flag that should be burning right?,"No, they are just protesting that they didn't like the results of the civil war..." +It snowed here yesterday :*,Bro coke and steroids are no bueno +"You know what honestly the worst part of this season is so far to me? We have lost every game against Division rivals..2 losses vs Florida, losses to Boston, Tampa and Montreal. No chance in hell of making the playoffs if this continues",We won one against Ottawa! +"great adding you, mind coming to my town?",Ok ready now how many lemons do you want? +"What the fuc-... Wha.... I can't even comprehend that statement. It's beyond I'm voting for Vagina. I really like their platform of not having a penis, and I think that their ovaries will really help them when it comes to tax reform. Yep. Human anatomy and human anatomy alone are all it takes for me to decide who I want leading. Everything else and every other factor can get a big 'I don't give a shit, not important enough for my time' middle finger. I mean, with Vote for Vagina I can at least *kind of* understand where they're coming from (though it's really one of the most terrible ways to pick a president). But... This just makes me like Hillary even more... How the fuck does that work????",Well CLEARLY you're not an SJW.... +This. I was just writing in another thread that the biggest mistake my company ever made was starting out on .NET. It almost brought us down before we got out of the gate many years ago.,VS Code doesn't lead to vendor lock-in that way. +All I see on my SC feed,+1 for venomous and not poisonous +Umwelt/Energiepolitik,Atomkraft differenzierter betrachten; objektiver Vergleich realistischer Vor- und Nachteile - entgegen des extrem emotional gelenkten angestrebten Atomaustritt. +I doubt it VERY much - in Ramadan? In Mecca?! It does sound like a drop of whiskey in it would be delicious though!,He said it was fermented. +"TIL a dutch man named Jan de Doot, in 1651, removed his own bladder stone with a kitchen knife. He pulled it out through an incision he made in his perineum. It was the size of an egg and weighed a quarter of a pound. He lived for years after, and had the stone plated in gold.",Dicks out for Doot +"There is no MMR decay. So someone who only plays 3-4 games per week on the weekends could have the same MMR as someone who plays 30 games a week. The weekend warrior gets rusty and doesn't know the meta. Since hots is such a team based game, they still probably win 1-2 games and their MMR never really drops.","This is why they need mmr reduction on season roll... And stop putting playerers so high in HL with QM Mmr/placements when they just start again for he season, make them work for it more..." +Muslim Contributions to Video-Gaming (1980 to Present)! One Turk and one Turkish company made it onto this list!,lol when muslim pride is trying to claim the achievement of Turks +I lost a game of chess today and I had more pieces than that damn other guy! I agree with Clinton on this one!,Chess is a democratic game in your eyes? +I wonder who its from!,I dun get it +I made a thing for MCMComicon Glasgow,Best tool to keep your virginity safe. +Anyone up for running DC on xbox? Send me message on xbl,Yep what's your GT? +Underrated comment. People in this thread are taking every word Cernovitch said 100% literally. He was making generalizations based on his perspective.,"Yeah, he wasn't a great guest but jesus christ the autistic interpretation of his every word is painful." +What AMA from the current cast would you love to see? MICHELLE,"Being a humorous writer, I'm sure David would be a really great guest!" +Youre talking to someone who always has 80 stacks before 30 min ;),Replay ID or I call shenanigans +"Oh no you missed his space ship, and he took his account with him :'(","Yeahh, how will I ever find true love and make super race babies now :(" +Our 3lb kitten's favorite place to nap is in between her two 180lb Irish Wolfhound brothers.,"Damn, Wolfhounds look awesome." +"Oh great Ouija, Where did he hide the body?",C +Congrats GS on somehow winning the last game of the season,"Despite this victory, Summers is still expected to be fired, according to the Statesboro Herald." +"I mean all 30 teams get shafted on calls too, i dont see luke storming after a ref needing to be held back in a game.",Then why have it be a rule if it's not enforced? +In bed before falling asleep,Had that happen far too many times. +"$2,000 motorbike Wow, and he still has both his kneecaps?!",Used/crashed groms? +She's already running for president. Thank god.,She had better +What? Why would they force people to do that?,money? +TIL you can easily switch between your most recently used app by force touching the left edge of your iPhone screen for a half second and swiping to the right. Hold for a little longer and you can jump to the multitask screen. Not sure if this has been brought up here before. Seems useful!,TIL thanks +"Brietbart, Fox, Infowars and all the other right wing shiesters better hope Trump doesn't loosen libel laws.",Didn't you know libel laws only apply to liberals. +"This probably isn't much to you guys, but for me it's huge.",Can someone please explain to me what is happening? +"That Mr Rogers was ex-special forces, had committed atrocities in war, and was covered in tattoos under his sweater.",Did this dude believe the adult swim animated show Black Dynamite's portrayal of Mr.Rogers was true? +Is he alive? He hasn't tweeted in over a week :S,Who is he? +And I also was making a joke.,You can use one of these when your sarcasm might be misinterpreted: +Looks good. Too bad Fleury isn't.,You don't know Hockey. +Has to be at Orlando... no Christmas parties in CA unfortunately,That's because they're a blue state. +Does the type of phone make a difference? I imagine a faster phone would have less lag,Less lag and less screen door effect. +You're saying I've never tried the jaybirds when this comment chain explicitly started because I said I had jaybirds that broke within a year...,Do you understand what revisions are? +Well that depends if you're wanting a religious extremist as your President or not.,"Woah man, you can't just say radical Christian extremist." +"Do you want Eccleston to do Big Finish audios? Title is relatively self-explanatory. Personally, I think he should.","Nah, I think Eccleston had enough time on TV; he had a full, interesting arc that didn't leave me wanting more ever." +"Upgraded to get 5GHz WiFi support and to fix latency issues First, I'd like to note I did not follow the Neo at all. In fact, until release day, I hadn't really heard much about it and had no interest. I have a 5 year old 45 Samsung 7 series TV. It does not support HDR, and does not support 4K. I decided to upgrade on a whim because I can do it in Canada for only $268 (CAD) at EB games, and I'd like to buy the VR sometime in the future. But mostly I upgraded because I heard they had upgraded the network card. My feelings are: * The #1 reason I upgraded was for the better WiFi card. I was sick of being stuck at 2.4GHz. The 5GHz works great, and overall it solved all of my WiFi issues (constant lag in BF games). This is after 6 hours in-game of testing in BF1 and BF4, as well as Overwatch. If you are experiencing network issues over WiFi on the PS4 and all other issues have been ruled out, it's probably this * Although my TV is old, there is a significant difference in Battlefield 1 in terms of graphics, performance, pop-in, and load-time. If I can see the improvement on my old TV, anyone with a newer TV should see better results * The new dual-shock controller is very nice. The buttons feel better, and the sticks feel smoother * Backing up and restoring is easy and simple Overall, a great system upgrade and I suggest it to anyone on the fence.",Is there any noticeable improvements on Overwatch's graphics? +How is that cringe?,It's cringe because he obviously changed the wallpaper himself +Tens of thousands plan women's march on Washington,Was wondering when the million woman march was gonna happen. +Yeah but they say what they think. Only because they're unrefined and have no internal filter.,That can be said for all businessmen +"They don't want you to cash in on all the karma, become a famous redditor and abandon them for that memester-lifestyle.","After what they did to Grumpy Cat, who can blame them." +Wrong!,*Sniff* +I don't see anything wrong with this. I was shooting guns at this age.,That didn't put you in a cloud of toxic smoke on top of a one ton projectile. +"Trailer trash, roast me.",You look like the anorexic version of Michael Jackson +Startup Sequence for a Boeing 737 Cockpit Video,Now I know how to start a 737... +Universal basic income: the dangerous idea of 2016,"i'm not a big fan of the notion of giving EVERYONE welfare money, regardless of whether they need it, and then trying to claw it back from those deemed NOT to need it, via higher taxes i reckon those with complex tax arrangements who are able to legitimately minimise their taxable income are likely to be the biggest winners if this sort of proposal ever got off the ground i'd like to see more analysis on how such a proposal would affect the workforce my hunch is that wages would probably have to go up so that the financial differential between working and not working would be maintained, and to compensate for the extra tax that would be required to support the proposal, and higher wages would contribute to inflation the (local) workforce would probably shrink as well, with people who don't particularly like their job choosing to bite the bullet and live off the basic income as soon as they can afford to (kids left home, mortgage paid, etc) while i'm not ready to write the idea off completely, i'd like to see how well it works in an equivalent economy (NOT uganda) in order to allay some concerns" +"With Trump, we're all just frogs in boiling water.",Here comes dat boi No Trump shut up +BC homeless: Vancouver suburbs see steep climb in number of homeless,"Don't worry, all those people will just be replaced by Chinese millionaires and American celebrities!" +"Mark Twain once said: Under certain circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. Unless the mods have changed the rules recently, people have been free to express their feelings on the forum with the language they choose. Sometimes a goddamn fuck word is just the thing to do that.","Not particularly relevant, but I had a bishop tell me once that cursing while golfing, putting up Christmas lights, or assembling IKEA furniture will not be held against you." +Hundreds of protesters march against Trump in Toronto - Toronto,"That will show him, guys, good job." +Shut the fuck up.,"lol, okay" +"It's funny though, they end up being rejected by roblox after they've released their hard work.",Zednov and berezaa have both been accepted for DevEx multiple times +If Satan could lactate what do you think would come out of his/her nipples?,Feminism +"ROI is 99% perfect for me Still haven't raided, but between the stellar IB this last week and slowly grinding the single (holyshitthankyou) Crucible bounties, I have all the characters above 370. Yet, artifacts still elude me. My 1% gripe is that I've spent more time in the Court of Oryx than I have the Archon's Forge. It's such a grind, but I'm thankful there always seems to be folks running it. And, judging by r/fireteams, I will be weeks late in being ready for an Outbreak Prime. Still, great job Bungo!",But that 1% is vagabond +OP doesnt understand what an AED does...,How dare he want to do ALS! +"*Better analyst, better hot takes. Randy Moss* Use code EARLYEXIT for your free hot take",EARLYEXIT +^(i over 8),That's irrational. +It's fat women who accuse men of being shallow. They get louder the fatter they are,Hey man they can't help it the sound reverberates louder through fat +"TIL when Nicolas Cage was sleeping at his home, he was awoken by a presence. Cage awoke to find a naked man before his eyes, eating a fudgesicle and wearing his jacket. It sounds funny Cage said, but it was horrifying. Cage used Verbal Judo to get the man to leave. Cage now lives on an island.",How's the internet out in the Bahamas though? +Help with my PS4 please,"Try to rinse the hard drive with water mixed with acid, it usually works." +"Hey a positive person, Hooray! Haha",NO POSITIVITY HERE ONLY ZUUL. +The cartels already use drones,Then we'll station guards every 100 feet to shoot them down like clay pigeons. +Has the USP always been the USP Tactical or is this a new thing?,I renamed it in the language file +TIL how to take a shortcut in the mall,What happened after he stopped recording? +Booby-Trapped Quran Copies Found in Mosul,What is a booby trap or booty trap? +200 hours in and having mined at least several hundred different ore veins... I just discovered that you can simply whack ore with your pickaxe instead of sitting through the dreadful animation.,You missed 16 pro tips posts here for the last 3 weeks:D You need to visit this sub more often. +Plus Marshall was pushing off on pretty much all of his receptions...,Including his touchdown catch. +"To all CEOs, this is what will happen to your stocks if you badmouth over 60.3 million Americans.","Oh no, not a 4 point drop... how will they ever recover from this stock crash?" +"More so proof reading, but some online tools to double check cases work too.",How long is it? +"Your statement has nothing to do with personal wealth or the average Greek citizen. Personal wealth is ultimately what drives a nation. That doesn't mean that the average Greek citizen can't have a savings of $50,000 USD. Again. Greece can be a shithole. The average Greek can still have money. But I'm sure you know more than a massive Swiss bank in regards to potential customer analysis.",Per capita is a awful indicator of how the country is doing especially when Greece has the second highest unemployment rate in Europe. +"I don't think they're rocks. Maybe concrete or ceramic or something along those lines. Or... chocolate covered peanuts. ^Or ^rock ^candy, ^we ^get ^that ^here ^too.",If it's rock candy just check the side to see what town it came from +"This was after I graduated, but my mom worked at my high school. One of the teachers she worked directly with was caught sleeping with two 17 year old students. She was in her 30s with a husband and two young children. They were having threesomes I guess. Pretty messed up. She threw away her whole life to bang a couple teenage football players.",Which is why I became a football player +Black Trump supporter is told Niggas like you should be KILLED HOLLYWOOD CA Nov 5th,Trump should really call on his supporters to stop the violence. +"Have you tried light armor? Have you played Arma/Dayz? If so, how do you think it compares? To me, the movement is reminiscent of ArmA, but nowhere near as clunky and cumbersome, so pretty much exactly what I wanted.",My thoughts exactly +"Why does the reason matter? What matters is that it's not as simple as, you can leave whenever you want.","That statement is true, you can leave whenever you want, but nobody said that it's easy like leaving a book club." +"Well, men dressed in hijabs generally are terrorists with bom belts planning something.. I don't think you'd want them around.","I think you are thinking of a Burka or niqab, Hijab is just a scarf that covers the head and neck." +And I thought Cheny was bad. We now have an openly antisemite within ears reach of the president-elect.,I'm sure Jared and Ivanka are cool with an anti-semite. +"Its caused by someone on your friends list who selects join fireteam then drops massive packets durring the connection phase, so it never gets a response that your full... Instead it interprets this dump as a connection request from you and connects you to them.... WiFi connection iskilling this game, next to the monkey's that think they are IT pros and can setup a single cone NAT type WAN. Wire your consoles via CAT 5e and port-forward, EVERYBODY PLEASE FFS!!!!!","Hard-wired with CAT 5e, port forwarded, 80/10 down/up, 0% packet loss, mid game in a non-joinable playlist: You have been returned to orbit Any other helpful advice?" +"I got a Mr. Mime a few weeks ago on vacation, but it doesn't have great IVs or CP, so I'd still totally be down to fo that! I wouldn't want to trade for new (to me) things, just for better versions, so that would be ideal. Tangela is awesome as a prestiger too!",I've never seen tangela or chansey on the radar or even in a gym. +I CALL ON ALL OF YOU TO GIVE JOHN CENA YOUR ENERGY!,\o/ +"G2 have a big suprise in store for you all this week, it involves upset CLG and ANX fans.",When G2 needs to upset ANX fans you know something is wrong. +"I don't believe for a second this could be good. Purely, because AC games themselves are just bad. They don't have any decent source material to draw from.",Because world history isn't good enough source material +When you suddenly love Loki,Downvoted for the title +Isn't Uncle Tom a derogatory term?,Yeah but Trump supporters are fair game +Managed to get these tasty guys in an illegal southern state.,I wonder if these are actually infused with the CO2 extract or if it's just sprayed on like most cheap candy edibles. +Bby don't hurt me,:( sorry +"Once in a blue moon I attempt telekinesis but fall short completely and think, Hmm, maybe next time.","Being delusional is a type of mental feat," +Lolololol that channel is dead to rights. That manchild has treated his fan base like shit this last year,"But he's so broke, All he wants is a new office and for us to buy his glass mugs." +why wait already available on w9tech and with the new coils coming out that I was able to try it's worlds above anything out kow,Reliability issues lately. +It's all relative. I'm just glad he's able to walk away from the race at all.,For real that was one of the scarier crashes of the race. +Probably Karplusan Forest.,DEFINITELY better +If that's true then removing the EC won't disenfranchise them since every individual vote will count.,But if my vote doesn't count for more than someone else's then I'm being oppressed. +"Suspect in Berlin Christmas market attack came to Germany as refugee, reports say","The original suspect is apparently not still believed to be responsible, it would be nice if we could mark this as pending new information or outdated." +"I have FIVE kids. Lol! I basically tell anyone I'm LFG'ing with that I don't have 3 hours to sludge through the raid. I'm not looking for speed runs, but I do want to get it done in under 2 hours, which is very reasonable. Also on XB1. ;-)",Congrats on the sex +"Joe Biden Sexually Assaults/Gropes Children, Clear as Day",but all those memes on twitter are so funny! +If SKT win worlds again then Faker and Bengi will haves more skins than Yorick.,The question is though: Will he be able to surpass Annie? +"Well, duh, ALL didn't even make it out of groups.",Ever. +Whoops! Sorry I don't know why I wrote TwelveSouth. Just a brain fart at 3am. The products I'm referencing are still the Native Union ones.,"No, seriously, how the FUCK did you get Twelve South from this?" +Account for sale,haha so funny because hitler and the holocaust are very funny haha +The REAL Problem With Ghost in the Shell,"Has this movie even been released yet, I thought the trailer just came out yesterday." +"Rod Stewart's Lamborghini Miura that was sold for $1,54m at auction held by Coys at London's Alexandra Palace.",I guess I'd drive it if you made me +...They won't release an update to add a single livery! Releasing an update and getting it approved by sony and microsoft costs money. Lots of money. Keep your naive hope though bud. I'm sure Santa will get you that pony you want too.,"They could add it into another update, lord knows the Biker DLC is getting stretched out over multiple weeks, it's not impossible." +"2016 will be the hottest year on record, UN says: It means 16 of the 17 hottest years on record will have been this century.","Today I'm in Central Alberta, there isn't a flake of snow on the ground, and we've seen people hanging out on patios... But our pipelines don't contribute to global greenhouse gasses so just keep building them cuz jobs right?" +Donald Trump Has Told His Supporters To Stop Harassing Minorities,"well, that otta work" +"You're welcome man. Also if you break or pull the clutch to slow down, it will disable the cruise control and turn back to orange light but all you gotta do to go back to the last speed you had set is flick the button up instead of down, or you can just use the throttle. Ride safe!",You can also shut the cruise down by rolling the throttle forward. +Ugh please stop. I lost by 0.8 points and had Keenan Allen starting this week in a .5 PPR league. Literally 2 more catches for 0 yards and I would have won,Or 1 more catch for 4 yards! +fallout3/newvegas morrowind original deus ex,+1 for original Deus ex +"Well a run game requires a running back, if the Packers had an average running back we'd probably have at least a decent run game.","And I feel like usually teams have an average running back, as they're a dime a dozen." +"It really is. Readability is HUGE in this game, any delay in recognizing who you're fighting can mean the difference between victory and death, and it will also effect how easily you can relay information to your team.","Damn dude, just shoot them if they're on the other team!" +Probably embarrased after deleting it for no reason.,"Because they definitely didn't forget it, being the perfect omniscient beings they are." +TRUMP has already made more progress toward obesity and diabetes than Michelle Obama did in 8 years,rekt +"What would God's reddit posts (TIFU,TIL,AskReddit,...) be?",TIFU: Donald Trump. +"Look at the Nordic countries? Tell me what is the difference? And you forgot to mention that atleast in Sweden, men didn't start taking out paternity leave until the state made it MANDATORY. After decades of propaganda, commercials etc, they realised men on average only took about 1 (maybe 2) weeks, the women took the rest. So they forced men to stay home for X amount of weeks. Grown people shouldn't of course be allowed to decide for themselves who should take of the kids, that's the governments responsibility. / A Swede.",oh yeah: extra time off to spend with your kids what a horrible evil torture +The Miami Dolphins have clinched a playoff birth.,Praise be to Gase! +Fuck you,Fuck me pal +"Oh no! I live for your approval though, man! What ever will I do now that you have compared me to a 5 year old!????",You're a peculiar one aren't you? +that throw to Hines is awesome.,Crazy seeing Ben celebrate it like a rookie +anyone play it yet??,"okay I just bought it, its only $10 in mexico's steam.. review forthcoming ..." +Last time i tried to google how to do something it gave me 2 pages of ads.,I think you *might* have some adware +"Poland exhumes president, others killed in 2010 plane crash",Jaroslaw Kaczynski is retarded! +"Redditors, what's a weird, annoying thing your body does?",It gets too many boners +Nah he's on RH.,Nah +What's a habeeb shop?,Habeebs are Indians. +Less than a quarter of cali citizens even voted. If Republicans actually voted it would swing.,"Nah, even if you got the hill people to put on shoes and go towards the polls, most of them can't read." +How he missed the MVP of NBA handsome is beyond me,passed his prime +"Thanks to SMITE i impressed my Chinese Teacher A couple of weeks ago me and my friends saw that a chinese women is coming to our school to teach chinese so we signed up and waited for it to begin. So the first thing she asked is what do you know about china and i didnt want to stick out the first class so i didnt react.All of the other students started talking about Samurais and ninjas and Japan stuff and i was facepalming right there so i started to talk about chinese gods and she asked me how do i know so much about them and i said that i play a game called SMITE,at the end she said she would start playing it if she was a gamer and i said its never to late.",Wow what a nerd +"Nah dude, I don't think you know what its like, sometimes you get lonely so you make out with a bro and it's like not weird because you want compassion and stuff and no girls are around you know? Besides sometimes it's weird with girls and it's just so much easier with other dudes since you know their body parts which are same as yours. You know exactly what feels good because it's the same body parts you know?",Then wat? +I saw no evidence of that being his mother,For some reason it's almost just as weird if she's a groupie for 6th graders. +"Is singed good hi i am new to league of legends!!! i have found my favouriet champion his name is Singed. Is he good? Can he go mid, jungle, support, adc or top? What items do I buy - I like going BOOP with my hextech belt. Please let me know . I am hungry for knoweledge.",only if you queue for the support role and pick smite +"The last thing MIB said to Lawrence was, Sorry Lawrence, guess I'll see you on the other side.","OMG both characters said goodbye at some point, they must be the same person" +"Are you really trying to say that *every* time someone calls someone a racist they are simply telling the truth and never trying to unjustly paint someone in poor light? Even if you believe that everyone is inherently racist, there's a difference between calling someone a racist and demonizing them, and simply pointing out that something they've said or done is casually racist. That's like saying everyone is fat because they all have at least some body fat.",You're right - we should all avoid telling people they *are* x Much better to say Hey you're *acting/talking* like x +wait I remember driving around in borderlands2...,You were obviously imagining things... +Her nanny.,ha zanny nanny +pay-2-get-an-advantage-that-really-doesnt-mean-as-much-as-some-people-think is a bit of a mouthful...,"p2gaatrdmamaspt What are you talking about, it's perfect" +Noob having trouble getting warden title,Just wait for the next Telos nerf +"Offering a shiny zigzagoon for trade! Hi! just caught a shiny zigzagoon, already have one so im looking to trade this new one. I'll give it for any other shiny ! It's a level 14 zigzagoon, uknown Iv's , it has gluttony for ability, and it's ID is 05764.",What is it's nature? +Is anybody else worried for top four? The way the clubs above us are playing has me worried.,"We're soon gonna be like we're only 30 games in, it's too early to tell" +So if someone believes all Jews and blacks should be killed and I am intolerant of their opinion then I'm the bigot?,"If you're intolerant of my intolerance, maybe it is *you* that is the intolerant one!" +Doesn't that mean Auburn wins though?,"Only with the help of a giant ape, but Harambe is already dead so you got no shot." +"If the pilots had the window blocked off and completely blacked out, they would still be able to fly the route easily.",Then impact terrain close enough to the airport to get ya there. +"People with empathy, probably",But empathy is for the politically correct... +"If your character made a holocron what would you put in it If your sith or jedi characters made a holocron what would you have in it assuming a character like Darth Bane, Sidious, Vader, or Yoda found it",RNG lootbox +Switch servers. I'm on The Progenitor and it had over 100 players on fleet. Which is surprisingly lot.,And it had twice as much before that lol +That's worse. He didn't even have lines lmao.,Damn he wasn't even in Suicide Squad lol +Stahhhhp,Try putting flowers in gun barrels? +"LF: Cacturne, and starters, adding all. Will be around for an hour or so! Have some eevees!",Added! +By activate I meant turn the lisdexamphetamine into dextroamphetamine. I don't know what else you want me to say other than stomach.,Well it happens in the liver. +What video game do you recommend to everyone who is new to gaming?,League of Legends So they can hate themselves for getting into gaming. +How did you always imagine the Rangers winning the World Series?,Nelson Cruz catching a fairly routine fly ball. +"Did that. Next call, a 7 year old got his whole cheek ripped off by a dog. .... kinda felt bad about that one. It was obviously my fault.",Butt cheek or face cheek +When your at A and your squad leader highlights B,"Oh yeah, my squad would definitely do that" +"I'm thinking, y'know, five-year-old white girl, middle of the seats, bunch of cars, this time of the week with some popstars? She about to start some shit, Zed. She's about five years old, those popstars are WAY too advanced for her. If you ask me, I'd say she's up to something. And to be honest, I'd appreciate it if you eased up off my back about it. Or do I owe her an apology?",Men in Black reference? +"I hate the pats, and you are definately right. Bills would get smoked if brady was playing",I wouldn't say smoked but I think Patriots win 7 out of every 10 games played. +Samsung is manufactured in South Korea,What if North Korea has exported them first to South Korea +The real question is why you have 94 monsters stored and 2 6 stars?,94 devilmons +Speak for yourself. I'm not a selfish person.,"Ah yes, the insurmountable logical might of personal testimony" +Truly beautiphill.,Wait you are the guy who asked the questione about hz and resolution? +"Female MMA fighters? Really? That's a new one, and aside from being scared shitless of them not putting up with his crap, I see no reason for them to be on the list? Anyone want to mention to him that cow worshiper could be construed as a racist term?","Well duuuuuuhhhh, women aren't allowed to hit other women, only men are, just like the Lord intended!" +She wasnt promoted to the position she was promised. She wanted to be a big dog detective. Pagel brushed her off. She could be a talker right now. She was close to the investigation. And knows a great deal.,Yep! +Michael Johnson: I fought the best in division and the world,"Psh, that kind of attitude will never buy you a Rolls Royce" +To the gentleman wondering how to store long arms.,Looks more like bear arms to me +They didn't lose horribly. If not for Gettysburg the north likely would have given up.,And it was so close for the next 2 years. +"As a fellow American, I have no concept of how much a kilo is. Is it closer to 1 pound or 1,000 pounds? I could look it up but, never having to use it in real life, would soon forget.",One kilo is roughly 2.2 lbs One pound is roughly 0.45 kilos +"Citizenship is not verified when you register to vote or when you actually vote. How exactly do they measure this type of voter fraud if they don't verify, even a random sample? I'm also wondering if there's even a significant effort put into catching voter fraud.",They don't even believe that voter fraud exists +Bill Clinton shows how to grab pussy while Hillary watches.,The only pussy Hillary's grabbed belongs to Huma. +Maybe 3-5 years ago. Now everything just says In Library and I have panic attacks when trying to decide what to play.,I usually end up playing the 3 games I only play. +"Or, instead of buying the upgrades for the badges, all badges should continue to self upgrade as they are used.","Oh boy, even more grinding in MyCareer, that sounds amazing" +If I see this same image again I'm gonna fucking hang myself,Refresh the page? +The reblogging comments are sanity.,I particularly like the NIGGER x 100 one... +And the curr for cancer is in the mind of an aborted fetus. Your point?,The point is that overpopulation and unwanted children on a larger scale would be a bit of a laugh. +"Wow, I hadn't thought about that angle. Now I'm kinda wondering if there might be a little bit of antisemitism underlying this, considering that the symbol of gentrification he picked was a kosher burger restaurant in Crown freakin' Heights.","Crown Heights is Golan Heights USA fam, fo real." +"Samsung C414m, you?",A920 heehee... +WHERE ARE YOU AT?,"Unrelated, but I just finished the Wheel of Time!" +No Man's Sky if it goes on sale for $5,Are the servers still online? +The last one of the crazy righties that openly disavowed Trump. Wonder if he'll end up following Cruz' lead.,I bet Cruz only did it because Priebus threatened to excommunicate anyone in the GOP who didn't support their nominee. +"Is Opera's Free VPN safe to use? I want to browse without ads and securely at work and in school. I know some companies like Hola, steal your information, and can even make the host into a botnet for DDoS. Is this the case with Opera's? They are a well known company, so I wouldn't imagine that would be the case.","Opera is open-source, AFAIK, and their reputation would be severely damaged by using a dirty VPN." +No white person ever cares about Asian ProblemsTM,Aren't Asians technically the most privileged in America? +"Can we talk about Coach Bud? While we talk a lot about In Bud We Trust, I think Coach is one of the most underappreciated guys in the league. He's done such a fantastic job making our team what it is today, and there is no way we'd be this good year in and year out without such a fantastic man at the helm. Sap was a face-up four who couldn't play defense before he came here. Dwight was a locker room issue before he came here. Shroeder was 4 years away from be an NBA player, much less starter when he was drafted. Bazemore was nothing more than a rotational bench warmer before he became a Hawk. Korver was a journeyman who would play a few minutes a game to knock down a couple threes and head back to the bench. All these guys came together thanks to Bud and their own hard work. He seems to do such a good job at building chemistry with our team. Breaking bread, hyping up players, everything he does is in the best interest of the team (outside of getting lit at the wheel). He's still a young coach, and I envision many more decades of Bud leading us to glory. <3",Best facial expressions in the league +"Yeah, I hear those guys are pretty hard-boiled.",This thread will be toast then. +Can corrupt maps with multiple bosses like Vaal pyramid and Racecourse Uber lab drops a pretty good amount of sac fragments Run the dusks and dawns in your map device to get midnights Personally I just buy bulk dusk/dawn and run them in the map device.,"Thanks, those are good ideas." +"I'm sorry, I'm thinking about swans again",I got this reference. +(Is that a joke about Count Vertigo? Or is that one of the thousands of X-Men I've never heard of?),She was one of the Savage Land Mutates and later a Maurader +"Well I will shut my mouth, Boyd with the rookie move putting the elbow down",Yeah definitely should have used his face there +Adults of Reddit: What's the single worst piece of advice that you could give to a teenager?,A college degree is the only way to make it in life. +"Maybe I missed it, but can anyone tell me why Boy George lives with them? Thats a bit weird, right?",Cuz he wants to be on a TV show +This Italian restaurant has mouthwash in the bathroom to help combat bad breath,I wouldn't trust it. +"After last night, Russell Wilson is now the highest rated passer on the road in NFL History",Now imagine if he's taller and has elite receivers... +Tips for dating LDS women at church school?,Don't drink Diet Coke in front of them if you're looking to get laid. +I'm surprised more people aren't worried about the fact that most of Trump's foreign associates are autocrats.,Insults like that elected Trump! +"Pick one anime for me to watch out of the list of stuff I started but never finished! Hunter x Hunter, both original and 2011. Any gundam besides Wing. Aldnoah Zero. Full Metal Alchemist brotherhood. Madoka Magical. High School DxD the whatevereth season (part with train). Great teacher onizuka. The weird ass shipgirls thingy. Valkyria Chronicles.",Hunter x Hunter (2011) +"Hey, did you ever see that movie? The one where there's the cowboy and he's like the king of the castle and then, this astronaut shows up, and he tries to take over and so the cowboy attempts to murder him. But instead, the astronaut is taken hostage by like, this evil psychopath and the cowboy has to rescue him and then they end up becoming really good friends.",New version of cowboy bebop? +"Im totally rooting for this. Remember Me is the future, LiS is the present, and Vampyre is the past. And then, one day, we get one uber crossover. I CAN DREAM HEROLD!",You're a couch hunny. +Ricky Williams,"Best reply, IMO." +"Definitely an All-Star Team of Morons. Fascist morons, at that. But, of course, morons voted for people who thought like them and said the things they wanted to say, and so that's what we fucking get.",This attitude is why Trump got elected. +Interview with Aui & EE (Team NP),TIL there are french-canadians that care about dota 2 +Just love how everyone in r/cfb apparently hates our guts.,The hate would go away if some of your fan base and your school would just never mention JoePa. +Negative use of beautiful space,This wouldn't have anything to do with me buying my oranges peeled for me and wrapped in both Styrofoam and saran? +Ready for that locked thread,"nah it'll stay open, a name wasn't given, so we can't RT" +"No but disagreement is one thing but people saying. Fuck the Pope he just wants to be a communist who helps scum, then you have a problem. Disagreeing civilly is fine. Sadly when political discourse has gone from William f Buckley to guys like o Reilly or bill Maher that should tell you something","Our society is having trouble with reason itself, much less eloquent attempts at conveying it." +"I think you're confusing Who do I want to be friends with? and Who do I need to call to get things done. Trump and his staff might like Farage very much, but without a position in the government he is almost useless as a spokesperson for the UK. What scenario is there where the President of the USA wants to reach out to the UK, and the most effective means of doing that is through a non-government MEP?",The scenario where the President of the USA doesn't reach out to the UK because half the government had been slagging him off during his election campaign and he knows the USA doesn't need the UK nearly half as much as the UK needs the USA? +Is Marv Albert serious? That gesture is gonna get Wade fined??? Wasn't even that bad.,"It wasn't, but I'm pretty sure Durant got fined for that once." +I read the title as i still miss these each and every day,Pretty much lol +She said that on the first date?,The fuck is a fur state? +"What small change would improve Bravefrontier for you? For me, I would just want 3x and 2x speed to work in repeats automatically and in vortex.",*gacha rate* +That doesn't really mean they will be able to reproduce more.,Odds are they'll reproduce less. +Care to share what method they used? so others can stay away from it,"Watch out for those people who are advertising fake youtube giveaways, as well." +May you build something wonderful with that hammer :),like a wall? +I'm out of the loop; I've been gone for 1 and a half months.,Scott ate SL +"Keep in mind, I've heard at least 8 million votes are forged, by illegals, or dead people, or just plain election fraud.","Oh no, only 32 cases, voter id laws are racist!" +"Bingo, that's my thought too.",That's a bingo! +What profession no longer has the same respect as it used to?,Retail sales. +"Which company in Pittsburgh if you don't mind me asking? Or if you don't want to reveal, what location?",I messaged you +"About to start I smoke ussually 4-5 cigs a day and am about to get a vape. Any reccomendations on wattage, mods, etc. I would like to blow clouds too. Thanks for any help. Also any reccomendations on what nicotine level i should start on.","First you're going to need a fedora, some neck or facial tattoos and a beard." +What the hell does IANAL mean,IANAL = I Am Not A Lawyer. +"They had to cut Aikman because he wouldn't retire. So, if you can cut him, you can cut Romo. I'll still be a fan of his whenever he's not playing against Dallas.",Can't you see there is no place for reason in this conversation? +Really? Maybe I grew up in a weird place but a couple of guys with shotguns sitting at an entrance seem like easy targets to me.,where did you grow up that people sitting in doorways were considered targets? +Drive a truck through a bridge made by wood. What could possibly go wrong?,WCGW when I forget the nails when I build a bridge +"I'm sorry, but Mick Foley has to go Look, I'm a Mick Foley Fan. Im glad for everything he has done for the company, But why the hell are you giving him Mic Time. The Entire night he has fucking killed every segment with a botch or just mindless rambling. Even during that disaster of a State of the wwe Universe address, Mick was Incoherent and sounded like he had a stroke. How am I suppose to take a Brand that is fighting for superiority seriously when it's lead by the Happy Alzheimer's Hippie that is Mick Foley? This is why HHH should just lead Raw. He would have actually brought comebacks to why the Raw brand is a strength than Smackdown's weaker brand.",But... But people want to fuck his daughter There's money in that +I'm a little concerned why pay-dirt isnot bankable?,because people would save all the paydirt untill they hit lvl85+ and gain runite from the ores. +"Degreeworks is always down at the most important times Every fucking year degreeworks is down for like 3 weeks around the registration windows. Ya know, when you need to double check on what to take.","Not sure what you're talking about, I logged into degreeworks twice today with no issue whatsoever" +God willing. If France falls to nationalism as well I'm going to have to move to Mars.,What's wrong with nationalism? +I started my shift at 3pm. Now its 7:20pm I have administered Naloxone twice already and both lived. Can confirm does work.,you must have a rough life to need to od twice and save yourself like that.. you should probably get help. +She's IT. NOTHING gets done without IT these days. Prediction. They beat the aliens by uploading a virus to the mothership in blatant reference to ID4.,Why do we even need heroes than when fefe can hack aliens. +"MEC Gear Swap I need some new gear for this winter I've heard that you can get very cheap prices in the MEC Gear Swap occuring Nov 20th. I've heard things like this before and is amaizing how different can be the definition of the word 'cheap' for a vancouverite and for myself! So please tell me about deals that you had got or listened about... i.e. 500$ for a 800$ pair of skis is not a super good deal to me(don't get me wrong is really good price, but i've heard things that I can get reaaaalllyyy cheap prices and I don't want to get there and see those kind of deals) Thanks!","I'm about to put a sleeping bag up on Craigslist.. Rated for -30, only used once if that's of interest.." +Leap Frog,They should make this the new long jump. +"No, Donald Trump is not beating Hillary Clinton in the popular vote",I don't suppose it's still early enough to pass an emergency law abolishing the electoral college and letting us use pure popular vote for elections? +Fed up with GTA:Online? GTA:Network is launching in the next couple of days!,Will there be any npc walking and driving around like in singelplayer or will it be more like gta sa mp with no npcs and empty streets? +I would say verify cache. That's pretty odd.,"Yeah I've done that I'll give it a try later when I finish work see if it's done anything, after that I guess a fresh reinstall if it's still around" +"Exactly. They're protesting Trump, not the validity of the election.","Ahh, yes, but this nuance is hard for those who really care about civics to parse out." +Fringe,Pretty sure Fringe is the exact opposite of this thread +That last bit was a totally incorrect statement.,Both sides! +Because it's called the Hatchery not Nikolai house,"He might not have know, why do you care?" +Corbyn proudly standing with Jackie 'Jews were the chief financiers of the slave trade' Walker. Two days ago.,Seems Corbyn gave all of Labour a raging ~~antisemitism~~ 'civil political discourse on Zionism'. +Temporary ban given to highly active and respected member of Joomla teams,"God, the Joomla drama has even made it to Reddit." +"Why do people roll the Emote Chest? You can buy emotes for favor, so why spend gems on it?",misclick +"You are trying to present this in a very disingenious light. If youd watch any of thoorin's content you'd know the man has probably watched more demos than anyone, maybe someone has more but he's up there, he's been around since early 2000's. The only reason you don't know this is because you are ignorant and biased, you are making arguments that you don't even understand. And yes actually Thoorin knows more about the game in many areas than any pro players. There might be someone that knows more about map veto but there might not be. I don't think there is an6one that has the bredth of throughout the entire scene's map veto as thoorin, there quite likely is a few guys that know more about their teams map veto process. Spunj can't bring what thoorin has and the other way around, so stop using this stupid argument.","Highly doubt that, pros have to watch their opponents demos in order to win, they have to analyse and think how to counter them, thorin just watches them and remembers some strats, their weak points and strong points." +Why are British made documentaries much more truthful than American ones?,Because obviously Americans lie more than Brits... +"That's the why, but not the how.",Jesus. +It is now a federal crime to bring a Galaxy Note 7 onto an airplane,Next week: If you still own a Note 7 president Obama is personally gonna come to your house and punch you in the face. +"1. De Bruyne is in running to be the best player in the premier league. 2. Chelsea surely have to include Fabregas against inferior opposition,Matic-Kanye-Oscar is too defensive.",kaip sekas Trakams? +"True, though the finish isn't worth 40k imo.",Username checks out +"They add up to, like, half a job. :/",do you know that is way better than no job though? +Where is the best place to hunt for these?,(Lake Superior) +Too much make up is ugly. That's 5x too much,I'm sure the Ladies here are all going to take your beauty advice into account +"TIL two MIT grads are designing a nuclear power plant that can use nuclear waste as a source of fuel, produce 75 times more energy per ton of fuel, and utilize 96% of supplied fuel, vs only 4% used with traditional designs. It will also be virtually accident proof and cheap to build.",I heard they're best friends with Elizabeth homes founder of Theranos.... +Decent against Affinity too!,Not bad against Lantern Control! +Saric is everything they told us Dragan Bender would be,He's 3 years older though. +"This is supposed to look hi-tech, but it's just a dude with headphones on his head wrong.","So that's how we will wear headphones in the future, so hi tech!" +"What would Trump have said? I think it's a great product, I feed it to my dogs all the time, good stuff, great stuff.",and Hillary would give a non-answer that would make it seem like she answered the question but really she just exhaled nonsense +This is very true but would you rather masturbate consantly to dragon Loli alike or with 2-3 others in Order to get the correct result,I can only masturbate to a dragon loli. +"Yes, people's retirements should be harmed over a single idiot in a giant company. You kids are so myopic...","Yes, the Chilli's 401k is well known for providing comfortable retirement options to their dishwashers and servers." +I personally dont really get the emote thing. They're cute to dick around with in spawn but I never do it in game.. its like a self inflicted stun.. why would I want that?,"because it looks super cool if you get potg and everyone will be like damn, that guy is so cool!" +New hunter road force balancer and Revolution tire changer. Pretty much a touch less tire changer,That Revolution Tire Changer is sweet! +"Well it's a game about one of the worst series of events in human history, I don't think it should be nice and light-hearted. You're playing Hitler Mussolini and Hiro Hito,...","I mean, yeah, war sucks, you can't sugar coat history, but we don't need to be playing Train here." +Tire Dealers Bloomington Il,I would really trust taking my car to a tire shop that can't even post their spam in the correct sub-reddit. +People really showed stop with the DNC needed to learn a lesson crap. We now have Trump because you neanderthals collectively decided to punish a group of people during the absolute worst possible time. The suffering that people will experience for the next 4 years+ is on you too.,It baffles my mind that people have the if you didn't vote for my person then you voted for the other +GWB was an epic failure as a leader. starting a war that had nothing to do with the fight against terrorism and that destroyed our world-wide coalition against global terrorism and set back that fight by decades will prove him to be the worst president in modern history.,Yeah but at least he wasn't born in Kenya. +My last dog was terrified of thunder to the point that she would need to get on someone's lap and shake for hours. Here's a small list of things she often mistook for thunder: The UPS truck Any song with even a small amount of bass Someone closing a door too hard A plane flying overhead A clouds shadow if she was outside,OP is a phony as always +"I don't understand at all. OBS Studio (formerly known as OBS Multiplatform) is a complete rewrite of the original OBS from the ground up, with the main goals being multiplatform support, a more thorough feature set, and a much more powerful API. While still in its early stages, releases are currently available for Windows, Mac and Linux. This doesn't say at all that Classic isn't supported. If there's something you need in Classic that isn't in Studio you can use Classic fine.","When they released studio, they stated they are no longer supporting or developing classic OBS." +Oh no.... Trump Towers in NMS?????? Just kidding Awesome,Unlike a trump property however the contractor got paid +Today I Learned That the Acid Gat Kit works like pack a punch there's a time limit to picking it back up before it disappears . I thought it would hold it until you picked it up but nope,That information would only be interesting if we still played the map +"K/D in Destiny Is it just me or does any above average player also not care about their k/d in destiny? (Objective based gameplay Not Clash or Death match. ) This is aimed at playing solo not in a party. I come from a FPS background Cod, Halo, and 3rd person gears where my K/d was always above 3 , or high 2.5s FOR GEARS and I cared. I always went above and beyond. In comes destiny and I suddenly didn't care about my K/D I felt winning was more important. Trust me I get it having a high k/d helps with winning but that's not always the case. Example 1: going 30 -2 in cod and still lose. Example 2: going 22-6 in halo and still lose. Example 3: going 33-8 in Control still lose. I don't mean just die, but I sacrifice my K/d a lot more to make sure we get the objective than I would is another FPS etc. (Discussion).",k/d is EVERYTHING (foams at the mouth...) +"If this post gets more than 25 upvotes, u/ArundhatiRoy will be roasted in our next weekly roast.",Its 24 now. +I like this - might as well call a spade a spade.,B-but isn't that racist?... +"What's weird is how she did almost a direct 180 after 9/11. All of a sudden, she seemed to be all for the military and would even brag that she married someone who had been in the military.",They're just such horrible evil people until you need a war fought on your behalf. +I everyone gets to do that then I was a shitty judge of character even before I existed :p,"Nah, you just over slept and missed all the good parents." +I think you mean awesome. fucking children performances are fucking awful. This guy filmed the only thing that was important in that whole classroom,This guy fucks +Friend-o,Kiss my shiny metal ass. +Blueshirts Breakaway - EP 51 - Grabner? I Barely Even Know Her!,Any other peanut-allergic redditors ready to find a new podcast? +* starts a slow clap *,* continues the slow clap * +still...,"I mean, yeah it's cool that he got a strike after a horrible fuck up...but it's still a 0 lol" +"News Websites that know NOTHING about Pokemon If you were to type up 'Pokemon' on Google and go to the 'News' section, you'll see stuff about Sun and Moon, Pokemon Go, and all of that, but one thing that bugs me is when there's a report that talks about the dumbest things, like Will Baby Pokemon Replace Eggs and There's Brand New Pokemon Coming to Pokemon Go Called the 'Second Generation' See Leaked Photos Here! If the people making these had even the slightest idea of what Pokemon actually was or had even researched it for more than 5 seconds, they wouldn't be making these cringey, poor excuses of 'news'. But everyone followed like sheep when Pokemon Go came out and these 'news' people are just reeling it in with crap like that. I just find it irritating to scroll through the news, looking for more stuff about Sun and Moon, only to find another dumb thing that another attention seeking idiot posted just to catch in on the craze. Anyone else fed up with this?",LEAKED INFO: PIKABLU MIGHT BE COMING TO POKEMON GO +"Haha, right!? I'm so much more appreciative now of my wife's efforts to beautify herself.",*efforts* +Buffalo Neighborhoods - Interactive Map,I wish it showed crime for each neighborhood +I like when we both charge at the same time and end up killling eachother at the same time. I call It a gentlemen's voop.,I like when I charge mine and it fires but I die and only one bolt comes out. +What obscure thing do you know?,Wombats have square poop. +"Don't worry, uv and ultra red light can't pass through glass or plastic so you won't have burnt your eyes. You might have given your retinas a good workout and it will teach you to check kit before you arc up. I've actually done this myself at college, my eyes are still pretty good too. Enjoy arc welding it's hard to do but well worth it!",That is actually a myth that UV and infrared light can't pass through glass +"Truth, I really hate how if you even try to use the word nationalist they tack white on the front of it. Liberals are so racist, they want you to put your race before your country. That isn't unity, that isn't stronger together. That's fucking promoting segregation. These morons don't realize that nationalism has a far better track record than socialism/communism.","You know, he could have chosen not to be white...." +"Part of this is hindsight being 20/20. Remember, during most of the time that the DNC was pushing Hillary, we didn't know Trump was going to be the candidate. We thought it would be someone establishment like Rubio or Cruz. Also, there was (and still is) a concern that Bernie was so far left he wouldn't have any power to appeal to more moderate voters. He also never did very well with the minority vote. Remember, he did pretty well in the primaries, but all that showed is that he was fairly popular among one group: politically active democrats. Also keep in mind that a huge chunk of this country still equates the word socialism with evil commie russia nukes. I'm a bernie supporter as much as the next guy...I'm just saying we didn't know then what we know now.","Politically active Democrats, millennials and Blue collar workers, none of which came out in force for Hillary." +Supermoon in San Luis Bay,"Technically, it is *over* the bay." +Those damn business men,This makes me want to take Hillary supporters so very seriously! +Or correlation doesn't equal causation?,Since when are good political memes about good logic? +I think we would have done well the Anthony bennett,you forgot the +i mean slavic people are like the black people of white people,I thought that was the irish. +"I've got uBlock origin and Chrome and I'm still getting the bandwidth problem. Never seen the full page ad though. Having seen this and a few other posts, I'm glad I'm not imagining this!","I'm using Firefox with uBlock Origin, Wowhead is actually fast now." +the normies on the floor below me keep blasting shitty indie pop on tinny laptop speakers...,oh buddy heavy music makes me better than people with different tastes +ESEA balancing PUGs,Git gud but like in all honesty esea isnt always fair but the way it works is hidden elo but just play more to get better +Liverpool fans worried about impartiality of Ref appointed for upcoming MNF,For the beginning it has been a mind game with the ref. +China still wins on raw output by double. You cant reduce your environmental impact just by having more people in your country. The fact that most of their people are poor and dont have electricity is not somehow a mark in their favor.,If only China took measures to control it's population. +Oh God no! I'm starting to question other perishables at my friends house's thanks to this.,You should link them to this post. +"That's the thing I always hated about Clinton. You know how when you walk into the office and Chad from accounting says, How's it going? as you walk by. And you respond, Good!. You know that Chad doesn't actually give a fuck how it's going for you, and Chad knows you're not going to tell him that you're actually feeling like shit today. This is how Hillary Clinton talks to her would be constituents. It's not abnormal by any means. Lot's of people are like this. Hell I'm guilty of it too. Bernie legitimately seems like the kind of guy that would want to hear about how your toilet backed the fuck up last night--getting shitty water all over the basement, and he would want to know how he could help get you back on track.",I'm pretty sure Janice from accounting is the one who doesn't give a fuck. +And Fellaini ^^^^As ^^^^usual,And the whole lot of the wankers on 100k+ a week +Putin: West responsible for Middle East instability and terrorism in Europe,Partly responsible. +The Chicago Bulls.,"Hornets, Denver and Sacramento also seem to have our number." +rightttt... keep bitching on reddit lmao,Lmao +"Or you could come to Perth, Western Australia. We have all the wind and some pretty good schools :) can't compete with the cheap factor though.",Any decent kite-able surf ? +Why do I imagine actually getting the dark soul to make a amazing weopan of any type,"If they did, they wouldve done that with soul of cinders weapon" +Speak for yourself,I am all Indian scammers on this blessed day! +Protocol 3. I will not lose another Pilot.,":'( Forreal though, the story was a real tear jerker." +harvard is literally shaking,did she just assumed his gender? +New mono leaf setup,I hope that's oil not trash grease +"well, he said he'd pay the fees for knocking the hell of a guy assaulting him with tomatoes, not just protesting him. the legal fees are probably less expensive than getting his suit cleaned.","No, not promoting hate at all." +A prophecy.,So say we all +correction: and 100% of the money I'll use to buy the latest iPhone.,That is an expensive phone. +See thats why I dont dab. That's just sad...,Just take a break for your tolerance it's not that hard and you can replace your weed with alcoholism +"Oh shit, saving that. I needed a nice concise post for when someone said prove he's racist.",oh that's just the libral media thats biased against him.............hes real amerika +"Like, mass marketing? Sending the same We can sell you WIDGETS AT THE WIDGESTY-EST PRICES! to 4,000 people? MailChimp is what we use. As others will tell you, email sucks.",More for newsletters and discounts for already registered customers but thanks :) +More fat stacks of imperial money? What what?,I'm shooting you first :P. +The title of this video says Standalone which implies you don't need Terriaria. I know nothing of the situation but I can understand the confusion.,yeah that term is applied too broadly +Is it a remake of Re;Birth 3 CG with Nep and Plutia?,"I'm actually not sure, but it actually does look like it." +"Eh its decent I suppose, just sounds like its been done before. Also that 2nd drop is fucking terrible, like wtf is up with that clicking noise, it doesnt flow with the rest of the song at all.","I think it's a banger but I completely agree with you on that clicking noise, it doesn't make sense at all and it really bothers me." +1st Monday night NFL game held outside U.S. expected to generate $22M for Mexico.,They'll need it to build that wall. +I didn't think of that. I'm going to choose to believe this.,"If by folded, you mean scrunched into a ball and thrown in the bin then I'll also agree." +Little Mac = Throat Cancer,video is rip +"You don't know that for sure, he could have Wolverine-like healing powers.",He's got the knees of an 8 year old! +I'd kind of like for the Missions to be similar to the War Stories from Battlefield 1.,I totally agree. +"Jello shots? Really? Jello shots are awful. Too much trouble to make and if they're even reasonably strong, they taste awful.",Ladies love Jello Shots. +I have commitment issues.,That's why I don't pick a follower because I don't want to commit and I also feel like I'd make all other followers jealous :( +"and we certainly haven't seen any one saying they saw nothing, when we know they did to the cops before have we??? *cough* Smuglypuff *cough*",Well then we should just assume that the person yelling racist slurs is the only one telling the truth in the scenario and condemn based on that logic. +Game Thread: Pussy Cats (1-2) @ NFC South Leader Atlanta Falcons (2-1),holy fuck weems +Bridgewater isn't worth anything at this point and Bradford has been shared by the league like he's an AirBnb,Shared by the league aka 3 different teams... +Link me a child porn email from the clinton foundation... You're full of shit,But but but that pizza place and satanist cults! +Days before losing the election Hillary and Bill Clinton had a sceaming match over blame for her flagging campaign - the ex-president so angry he threw his phone off the roof of his Arkansas penthouse,"What lovely people, what a shame we'll be seeing less of them." +you must be German,And that must mean you are an alien! +This is an incredibly misleading title.,how so? +Hulk consider All men equally puny before smash.,"Great, now I want a new Hulk movie." +"Bully Scholarship Ed., Catherine and Raskulls are coming to Xbox One Backward Compatibility today",Please make a Bully 2. +The electoral system working as designed was injustice because it didn't work in your favor. Ok.,Giving massive coastal cities complete dominion over the electoral process is *true* enfranchisement! +The Yamaha FJR 1.3 - A motorcycle built for my son,Woah dude atgatt please +Whoa I'm recognizable?,Welcome to stardom how's the view +Melrose ?,Yup +Great view of the supermoon from china..,That's Iran! +Cheap SBC solution (Remember the link pattern will be universal),Managed to do it for 11k and packed Ben Arfa thanks for the post! +TIL Halo 3 almost had a Cheney Mania announcement/medal for killing your own teammates,The you suck was in a blog post on bungie when they were working in the game.... it became my text sound till the phone died +You're a fucking idiot. A fight at a party is worse than a girl being raped??? Seriously?!,"Remember, if they're drunk and under 21, it isn't rape according to this." +What was Weise's roll supposed to be? Basically White that could score right?,Yea except White and Gagner didn't want to play here any more and Hextall had no choice but to let them go and sign Weise +Don't stop trying MAGA this could simply be a distraction by the Hillary team.,"This is a terrible fucking distraction, if it is one" +"Warren to President-Elect Trump: You Are Already Breaking Promises by Appointing Slew of Special Interests, Wall Street Elites, and Insiders to Transition Team",But that's the only people he could find in Washington! +I can't do this anymore hahahahahhah,I'm convinced that a big push for virtue signaling is the desire to get laid from women that have been indoctrinated. +Which version will you be getting Pokemon Sun or Moon? I'm on the fence so far because I like the moon theme better but I like the sun legendary a lot,Suuuuuuun +"Looking for good jrpg exclusives. Any suggestions? I already have atelier sophie, both SAO games, and exist archive. I mainly want to okay jrpgs but im not sure whats out there or whats good. Thanks guys.",ffxv +Any Day Now...,Nah you leg that mech like any good mechwarrior knows and move on with your day! +"Majespecter or Metalfoe I have the option of playing either one of these decks this Sunday at Regionals. Which one would be better? Majespecter would be Ties of the Brethren edition, and Metalfoe would be the Jowgen, Gofu shenanigans.. Let me know what you think so I can narrow it down practice the next couple days. My first regionals so I'm super pumped!",What regional? +Target employee forgets to mute the mic,Cleanup on aisle all. +Andie McDowell. I won't say that her career doesn't make sense--she's gorgeous--but she also has the acting ability of a concrete block.,"It pains me to agree with this because she's been in three great movies I can recall off the top of my head, and at least she didn't ruin them: Four Weddings & A Funeral, Sex Lies & Videotape, and Groundhog Day." +"Yes, it doesn't make a whole lot of sense. But ignorance is bliss, and so is steak.",Steak is ignorance? +"If I told you I was Canadian, what would be your first impression?",From the land of the Eggscum. +It's the closest FFXIV hairdo to it. I thought it was quite a good match.,There's an actual Pompadour hair style but your outfit look good regardless. +Are you Aussie? I don't see many people saying far out. :o,Yep :) How about you? +"Garlic is disgusting, make me want to throw up. The only exception are gloves that have been slow roasted in a braai pit, wrapped in foil","I hate garlic, but I don't really." +"Unless they are families of foreign fighters, civilians have no reason to leave. The battle of Aleppo will be over in a few days at this rate.",They do if they are dissidents or activists. +I'm not sure but I think I've reached some advanced level. I can pee in my dream without pissing myself IRL.,I have never had the need to pee while dreaming +Oh wow.... Also found an APC coupled to a UPC....yay.,gross +DC's 4-way television crossover megaposter features what looks to be the Hall of Justice,Black Canary should be here. +"Season 6 E01, Memory Lost Episode Discussion **SPOILERS AHEAD. DON'T COME IN UNLESS YOU ARE READY.** With graduation approaching, a supernatural force rides into Beacon Hills and crosses paths with Scott and his friends, while Liam discovers evidence of a new enemy in the high school. We're back kiddos, and ready for action. Use this thread to talk about what you've seen. All things seen in this episode (even the after episode clip) are up for discussion. Also, seeing as this is the last season we will allow you to post links to streaming sites (in this thread only). Have fun!","im in canada, it starts at 10 EST, yay!" +"That's not victim blaming - it is pointing out that *gasp* even if you don't deserve to have bad things happen to you, your actions and behaviors can make it more likely for bad things to happen to you.",Yes someone should always be aware of surroundings but that doesn't mean the guy deserved to get robbed. +Anti-Trump protests not letting up for sixth straight day after election,"Good thing Soros is so rich, these guys must be making a killing on overtime." +A mortuary company named AquaGreen Dispositions offers 'flameless cremation' - a process that disposes of human remains by dissolving most of a corpse. Liquified bodies are then dumped into the sewer system.,"alkaline hydrolysis, i wish our company in colorado would install one, think it's the perfect market for one" +"TIL Actor Don Knotts, known for his role as Barney Fife, had a schizophrenic and alcoholic father who terrorized him with a knife when he was young.",He Don Knotts see that coming +"Create false ambitions and scam people out of their time, money and energy. The concept of the whole world mate..",Username sort of checks out? +This is such an underrated youtube channel,Aaaaand they've JUST quit making videos (2 hours ago) +"I remember before M5/Gambit came along, the EU playerbase refused to accept Russian players as true Europeans or whatever, sort of like how NA didn't count the Latin American playerbase as NA, and then M5 crushed everyone and EU fans suddenly were ok with a Russian team representing EU.","I'm a simple man, I read M5/Gambit, I press upvote" +I think it is utterly unfair to blame him for later interpretations of his works.,"Augustine is Catholic, Catholicism is wrong, therefore, Augustine is wrong." +"When it first appeared on Reddit people asked how he can possibly bash with those weapons. You know, the guy who carries axes around by default.",Obviously he smacks them with the other side of the shaft. +How tall is CP3?,5'11.75 according to Draft Express. +Is that sushi grade salmon? It looks ... I dont know ... just wrong somehow.,It almost looks like raw chicken doesn't it? +HOW IS THAT NOT A PENALTY SHOT He was like a full 6 feet broken away,A penalty shot is designed to restore a scoring opportunity which was lost as a result of a foul being committed by the offending team Kalinin still got the shot off +Literacy is a thing of the past.,"Well, it was a thing of the future at one point, for cave-dwelling pictograph-drawing folk." +Wait why? Do people not like them?,No people love them. +"Great sustain with her e, which enables her safe space and heals her psychological wounds",It's her W you fucking casual +Do you have something to add on it? because they are not same value :l,"yea, i agree, the Dominus is worth probably double the Takumi..." +Woo! According to that I'll save $489 a year! That's almost $25 a paycheck!,"Yeah, I get to pay 1100 more under Trumps plan, at least you get some back." +He is anti-establishment in the sense that he comes from the business community rather than the political community.,That's funny because the political and business community in a capitalist country is very intertwined +Makes me think of the Dr. McNinja webcomic where his dad purposely lit himself on fire because 'ninjas can't grab you when you're on fire'.,"That comic is so awesome, it's cool to see people mention it just around" +I could do black instead,"I'll pass, thanks though" +Question about gold buying power,Yes yes and yes +You think anyone from the UK can speak another language?,Don't they learn American in school? +In Opinion: Did Russia install Donald Trump as the next U.S. president?,"No, Trump liked the idea of the game of running for President so he did." +AR as in automatic rifle not Armalite. Nobody in the game uses Armalite anything.,But Facebook told me AR means Assault Rifle! +Oops!,Noone gets more embarrased than professional cam girls. +"Senior VP of Player Safety Stephane Quintal wants to meet with Andrew Shaw for an 'educational' meeting, says Shaw.","Remember in high school when you sat slouched in the principals office, agreed with everything he said, went back to the school yard and were good for maybe two days before getting back to it?" +No,Thanks for your contribution +NES Mini sells as many units in 30 days as Wii U in six months,Come on that's not fair the Wii U was an add on to the Wii...oh it wasn't...welp. +"When I was in Highschool, I was eating lunch by myself, and a girl asked me if one of the seats at the table was taken. When I said no, she took it to another table. It still hurts.",That's why I eat in the bathroom. +"It's my first time? You act like you never had a first time. I mean I get a box or whatever, put the item in... and put on a shipping address, right? Like what if I'm trying to use a shipping service like Amazon... do I go there, do they come and pick it up then ship, etc.... what?",It would be a good thing to figure out BEFORE selling since you know you'll have to ship the item. +Sounds like a shitty business model to go all in on one phone.,"If you're just getting started, it could have just been really bad timing." +Eh bien? Elle est passe ou l'internationale de fin de meeting?,"Eh bah ouais, il est pas communiste le merluchon :)" +A different type of tech support gore came through my warehouse today,Did they send the student in to be fixed too? +Conor McGregor vs. Jose Aldo poster by @Bosslogic,Aldo doesn't want that rematch +What if there were divisional MVPs?,Why not every team at every position. +"Someone physically gave me a $238,000 diamond and I smuggled it through some airports.",Date 11-18-14 I'm sure this is legit and your picture +Welp... Guess i'm living in 2005,Such primitive technology +"I don't think any other region can compete at the level that was shown today, not just NA",Maybe china can. +They increased the value of a rez in the POTG algorithm. I saw a ton of 2 person rezzes get POTG the last 2 weeks on the PTR. It's super boring.,Source or are you just taking from your anus +"Who knows, but either way it depletes your key. So I can't work on upgrading it this week.",You can reclear it with a depleted key to recharge it but you get no loot so gl getting a group for that +I fear that Germany's salute may be less acceptable than the others.,"But, but... my historical accuracy." +"I hear people say they enjoy the simple pleasures in life, but I've never heard someone say they like the complex pleasures.",because the complex pleasures are too complex to explain +Full Video: Trump lays out his Contract with America,MA ALLORA E' PROPRIO SILVIO! +It would tarnish the trilogy if Diaz lost. You need to keep that shit on ice until the UFC needs another ace in the hole for ratings.,You have to let the fight *marinate*. +Also the Armenian genocide never happened,Which is funny because Anna from TYT is Armenian. +"Depends on the caliber. .22 LR is about 9 cents per round, so ~$30. .223 is about 25 cents per round for plinking ammo. So, about $75. .45 ACP is about 30 cents per round, 9mm is about 20 cents per round, and so on.",Pretty close numbers there Chuck. +Doesn't matter.... SPITFIRE!!! ;),If I was in world war two they'd call me spitfire. +"I am sorry, but your blaming the DWP because you turned up late?","Yes, how dare she have the audacity to be deeply worried about her situation because she made a mistake and was late to a meeting" +(x-post) Towns in Mass may try to block marijuana shops for fear of them turning into 'drug havens',Before you know it Mass is gonna have a huge heroine problem. +They were in the trunk of said car.,The trunk will still be warm as it's connected to the rest of the car. +"g.o.o.d Kid, Markarth City",Markath was fucking depressing with all the poverty and crackheads living in the slums. +I work in a machine shop and all these old dudes act like now that Trump is in office we're all going to be rich.,"Well, it's only fair since when Obama got elected all of the blacks got their mortgages paid off and a free cell phone." +Uriah was going nice and easy and moving around that guy tried to kick him in the face hard. That's what he gets. A body shot sucks but it's way better than taking that in the face.,Yeah okay what would you know about it. +"I did it with Pandora, so it definitely should be doable with Luci as well. You won't have quite the damage (since Zeusdra isn't god type) but you'll have a better time stalling than I did. That said, you definitely want a fully hypered team for something like this dungeon (or at least close). In particular you'll want to have all the RCV you can get your hands on so that you can keep stalling without constantly running out of skills. While Luci's tankiness numbers are higher, his active skill isn't a heartmake with haste like Pandora's.",What was the panda team you used? +"What is the worst ejuice you have ever tried. What is the worst ejuice you have even tried. I am looking into it , so I know what to avoid.",Chicken and Waffles +"With a block of Indian names and Egyptian names coming up, we can look forward to a whole year of SaffronOlive mispronunciations!",Cards should come with phonetics in parenthesis after the names. +Roderick Strong,"Strong and Michael Elgin would be good, but Elgin is with NJPW on a written contract iirc." +"Want to join the Golem team & help build the world's most powerful, completely decentralized, supercomputer? We're hiring!",This will work fine like the dao +"Let's make it over 9,000!","We'd need 10000 upvotes for that right now, under -9000 would be a lot quicker." +#CG! Coconut Gun!,He's quick and nimble and quick and nimble and quick and nimble and quick and nimble +Draadje gesloten vanwege het aantal downbrinkies.,Maar ik kan nog wel reageren? +"Just do what you want man its your money, pre order it dont pre order it its not gonna affect anything anyway do not let reddit tell you what to do",But didn't you know that reddit is the source of all wisdom +people who don't say please and thank you. people who act like a dick to service staff like cashiers and waiters. people who generally show a lack of consideration to other people. one thing my dad always told me: manners cost nothing.,"This is a thing you learn from your parents My grandfather was and inmigrant who worked in a lot of low-paying jobs like cleaners and stuff, so i think thats why my father respect those guys" +When Brendon and Steven get out what are you hoping for? Aside from the compensation they are owed what do you believe Brendon and Steven should get/do once they are out. Personally I wont consider this saga over until Brendon hands in his project that was due in 6th period all those years ago. I imagine his grade may be bumped down for handing it in 11 years late.,I wish them freedom. +Judge orders woman to turn over all copies of Von Miller sex tape,..... Dick came out +The Pat tillman a football life was great He was such an amazing player. It seems as a person he was so great and inspiring. Seeing all his coaches cry and showing how great he was. Just if you haven't watched it please do.,Did they go over how he was murdered? +"A week ago at around this time, Donald J. Trump was elected the 45th president of the United States","Trump looks amazing for his age, probably has to do with the fact that he doesn't have evil in his heart, evil souls age faster." +Does the National Debt Threaten Corporate Finance?,"Yeah, interest rates are sooooo high for corporate debt because treasuries are crowding them out!" +"Can player-made terrain stop Viktor Ult? (Azir Ult, Trundle E and more...)","Ofc his ult cant move past player made terrain, it is coded as a minion and therefore has collision." +"I'm not talking about the standard hello, how are you, going to xyz? formalities when they first get in. I consider that response optional. But once the trip is started and I gesture that I am willing to converse, there should be something. Anything. Even pretending to answer a phone call will do just fine. But dead silence? Not acceptable. 1-star if they don't tip to make up for it.",Why do you feel like they should be required to respond to you? +He'd fit right in in America.,"We should vote for that guy, what could go wrong" +im from texas so i probably wont know it hasnt snowed in years,It's snowed in Texas before? +I use google translate to fling some verbal poop at them through the chat sometimes. It always gets a heavy response but I never know what they're saying...,"Try the google translate mobile app, it has a camera function where it translates text live." +"77% of Ad Blocking Users Feel Guilty about Blocking Ads; The majority of ad blocking users are not downloading ad blockers to remove online advertising completely, but rather to fix user-experience problems",I am of that 33% The rest of you are a bunch of pansies ;) +Maybe he can get a job where you work. How much do they pay scumbags these days anyway?,"Nah man you just have to walk in and talk to the manager, fill out an application and BAM new job!" +Been offered a job as an APM in both high-end residential and commercial retail construction. Compensation is equal. Which route should I go?,"Go commercial, high end residential is just high maintenance people, and I loved doing houses so I don't say it lightly, I made the same jump." +A gathering of NiceGuys on a Facebook status,Seems like Facebook to me +what a time to be alive.,to be a billionaire* +I think I finally found the best Halo 5 armor combo out there.,Doom guy? +"fye or walgreens exclusive funko plush i have all of the known ones (19), but is there a fye or walgreens exclusive","For Walgreens, it's Doctor Freddy" +Really questionable effort. Timmy Chandler couldnt give less of a fuck about wearing our shirt and its really sad.,But he did well in training! +"At Lan yeah, gauntlet was online and after they had lost at Lan they probably didn't care.","Yea, why would they care about their last chance to go to Worlds?" +"If a once nationally syndicated radio host falls down the stairs in his house but no one is around to hear it, does anyone care?","No, Period!" +It should be considered high treason to make unsustainable political decisions,damn tree hugger! +You can just be hai,or stone +"Well then you have a motivation to farm and get your own. This is always the case with these rare items. Some have them, some have them not and some have 500h+hours and still no caduceus. So there you go.","i got my Caduceus last week after farming for it for months, and its AWESOME now that it doesnt have coolheaded on it anymore" +HungryBox is nominated for Best eSports Player in Geoff Keighley's The Game Awards 2016,But he isn't even the best eSports player in his own game +Feds charge Ohio man with election night Twitter threat against Trump,but trump made him do it! +Bill Clinton. President of US Soccer is just a lobbyist job. Bill does a lot of lobbying on our behalf anyway,We'd corner the market on young Haitian dual nationals. +this reminds me of the morning after 30 cent hot wing night.,"Hahaha funny joke my friend, I to share this notion." +That little warrior is fucked........,With that attitude he would be. +Can my PC run Counter strike GO I have a toshiba satelite specs: i3-2330m intel hd 3000 4gbs ram Thanks,A potato strapped to a toaster plugged into an outlet charged by a mouse on a treadmill can run csgo. +We are not going back far enough. The parents of the voters who voted for the people who write the laws into office should be punished.,"I mean we can go back farther, I blame Kennedy for averting WWIII and allowing those parents to be born." +"Microsoft has never cared about other countries. While Apple can manage worldwide releases for anything, Microsoft has either been months late to the rest of the world or not bothered at all. And that goes for software just as much as hardware. In Australia we still can't get cortana on the Xbox, even though we have it on windows.",I think the company structure is a bigger issue - I've worked with MS Japan and there just doesn't seem to be much of a connection with HQ +Isn't that the front of your hand?,"Well, obviously someone who spent so much time getting the front detailed will know the back of the hand." +It's a fun parody of an r/The_Donald shitpost,Link? +"For a guy who doesn't like it when people call him Hitler, this is a very Hitler-y move.",I'm sure calling him hitler over and over will have the desired result of him not becoming hitler +Here from r/all. What's the thingy with all the holes in it?,No clue but it's scary and should be outlawed. +Nice find man! i may have to cop now EDIT : They are 100% cotton... so its like a t shirt?,"not like a shirt, a shirt" +The last thing you bought grew 10x in size. How fucked are you?,The last ting I bought was an eight of weed last night so I think I'll be pretty happy with that lol +Twitter thread on Russians buying Trump assets at inflated prices to channel money to him,"Kind smells of fake news, digging now." +The New and Updated World of Warships BINGO!,Shouldn't the upper right corner be wwwwwww or aaaaaa or ddddddddd +"Ask x out on a date, the worst they can say is 'No'. Not true, you can lose them forever as a friend.","Yup, happens too much, refuse to do it again" +I had to download their underground app? Then i could get their video app.,Hmm doesn't seem to exist on the store for me. +Why do they want us to vote when are vote ain't ever counted and they done choose who gets to be president anyway?,Strong username too +What is this from?,...Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory. +Man tries to slash a tire,Tire slashes forearm +parrots can live up to the rip old age of 80,A parrot born in 2010 could be repeating skyrim jokes about arrows and knees until the 2090's +"whitewashing, people being cast that aren't consistent with the race of the original material (film, book, comic, etc.) like the tibetan in dr strange, etc.",You don't think white washing is racist? +New Arch desktop,Is there a way to use KDE with a tiling WM? +"He sold his own people to Nazis, and has later said he feels no remorse. Truly evil man, his influence on this county needs to be stopped before it's too late.",you dropped this +What a dick,Or lack thereof +"Okay so this was a Garlic Naan from a tiny street stall in Jaipur, India.",Looks like the Naan I get from a local Indian delivery joint. +Fucking Calculus (and Trig I suppose),More like PDE's. +I'd watch that before the Golden Globes,"Tosh.0 is basically what you are talking about, except it's weekly instead of annually." +I disagree with that one provision in the Civil Rights Act as being an overreach of government in the private lives of individuals. Such matters are better handled on a local level and not a federal government forcing acts in the free market through coercion and compulsion.,"Ah, the good old days when people could deny service based on skin color." +"What do people who have to sit in front of a monitor for hours do about back pain? I'm only 26, and no health problems, but this back pain keeps coming back, and I also feel an eye ache and headache sometimes when I'm particularly tense about work and have to look at the monitor for hours. My productivity at work is going down. :( I started gymming three days ago hoping that exercise will help, but it hasn't really so far.",better chair +"I thought that lions with manes were female, because, you know, long hair...",Did you just assume his gender? +"What Role Does Verratti Play? Humor me for a second. With the rumors flying around about Verratti being swapped for Fabregas, I have wanted to learn more about the Italian. I am not familiar with Verratti as I have not watched many PSG or Italy matches. From highlight videos on Youtube and the info provided on Wikipedia, I know Verratti is obviously a central midfielder. What role does he play in PSG's system and what does PSG run during matches (high level explanation)? In the videos I've seen, he's a deep-lying midfielder. From Wikipedia, he's been likened to Pirlo as a deep-lying playmaker. If we run with this assumption, what role would he play in Conte's squad? In the current 3-4-3, would he replace Matic? In a 3-5-2, would he play as the furthest forward midfielder? I don't see Kante being replaced, so what role does Verratti play except for depth? I appreciate your patience and insights. This sub is always informative. KTBFFH",can he play the double pivot? +The true manifestation of god.,PRAISED BE THE FROG +"I've always thought these technology is hurting us people are insane. My God, look at how it has proliferated knowledge throughout the whole of humanity. Any time you don't know the answer to a question, you can pull the tiny little slate out of your pocket and within seconds you know exactly how to fix a sink, write a block of code, cook a meal, or check a price. This level of access to information is *fantasy made real*. Nevermind the benefits of instant communication with anyone in any part of the globe, or the new kinds of computational solutions to problems that couldn't otherwise be worked out. But people are losing social skills. Because of technology? We got through the telephone, television, and PC just fine. Are you sure it's not because we are, through government and liberal culture, destroying the traditional model of a nuclear family?","Society changes does not destroy social behavior, technology destroys social behavior!" +"Tumble VR uses them better than any other game I've tried. It looks so stupid, but I've put more time in that game than any other VR game.","I had a blast with the demo, I'm sure the full version would be awesome too" +He would not have won Wisconsin and Michigan.,Yeah because his populist message on trade that mirrored Trump's would have had no play in the rust belt +Was it the renewable energy aspect he was in opposition of or just the hideous wind mills? Given I am from an area that in the past 5 yrs has seen nearly a 1000 of these things spring up all over the region I can tell you that though they are a great renewable energy resource they are HIDEOUS AS FUCK LOOKING to the land scape!!!!!,"Sure, a coal plant would be soooo pretty compared to these wind turbines!" +So...what bike model is it?!,Schwinn Willy +This joke is criminally underappreciated.,Story of my life +But he said Calvin...,Chad is short for Calvin. +"DEUS VUL- Uh... Good show, my young lad?",Quite. +I love that Auto-Protect sometimes becomes Auto-Protestant.,"if you're born in the mid south, bam: auto-protestant" +"COLLIDER - My Planet Coaster Magnum Opus. Ain't much, but it's the best I've made so far.","It's me, your brother, got an on ride video?" +When you feel like you did well on a test and you see the grade distribution,"dont worry, for even one of those there is a time you think you failed and actually get an A" +(game) Change one ability to make a hero more frustrating to play against,Genji is completely invulnerable during reflect. +"Good god, what a terribly formatted webpage on mobile. Also, article contents are behind subscriptions.",There's a reason uBlock said no to it when I clicked the link. +"It'd be more like $55 for campaign and $5 for multiplayer, or just do what Blizzard does and charge $60 for the $5 worth of multiplayer like Overwatch.",You forgot the +SeriousGaming's cat breaks Lego build,The cat bolted the fuck out of the room. +Trump Now Pushing for 10% Import Tariff,"Wow, how many fights is he going to pick before he even gets into office?...time to buy more guns, water and seeds." +"Wait, I just tried this on my boots at work that I always double knot or the laces come loose, and it's not working at all. It's just making a tighter knot that's harder to get undone. Are they're different ways of double knotting shoes or something?","Now I can't tell if I'm missing out on amazing thing I never thought about, or if I've been fucking had" +Nobody should work 40 hours a week and nobody should work *more* than 40 hours a week.,So...everyone should work less than 40 hours a week? +IT MUST BE HALTED SOCIETY IS NOT READY FOR SUCH PROWESS,But where would the added two point five ounces go in the front? +And please tell mom this is not her fault Adams song-blink-182 Always kills me when i hear it,Got chills when I read it +"invading Russia in the summer is a worse idea because at that point you reach important locations during the winter and the Russians can more easily cut off your supply lines, this is what fucked up Napoleon and Hitler","That's a long sentence you got there, friend." +My favorite was on Xbox they have an activity feed where Hi rez posts when the updates come out. One of the comments said making a pro team message me if you want to try out. Looked at his profile he had a 36% win rate it's amazing.,"Oh i bet it's completely his teammates fault, he just gets paired with horrible player" +And what happen with Xing Tian!!!! He does not have a head !!!! D:,It's in front of his belly +"When you adjust by Event, Score and Venue CBJ have average possession. I don't think they'll make the playoffs still, but they were never a bottom 5 team coming into this season on paper imo I mean they're confusing but also can you fucking give Tortorella and Jarmo some credit for fucking once? Jesus Christ",FIRETORTS +He also didn't grow up in the hood. Isn't fair to compare their situations.,Kobe also wasn't made in a test tube +"Maybe it looked like helmet to helmet to that ref, not sure. All I remember is drunkenly cheering when it happened - IIRC that was during the TNF 2 years ago. Ben looked rattled for the rest of the game and we wound up winning by 20. Then later that same season they beat us by 20. Never change, Ravens-Steelers",I honestly have no idea why he would be rattled after such a weak- ass hit. +#NotMyPresident,He is King Dictator from Kenya after all! +"Sorry, I thought everything involving Purify would automatically be considered a joke. Didn't mean for that part to be taken seriously.",i'm pretty sure shrinking text and mentioning purify at the end is interchangeable with +ATTENTION EVERYONE! You can get Totems on your back now. They are being sold by a vender named Slyhoof in Thunder Totem. They are an item that adds a buff that puts Tauren Totems on your back. The Buff lasts forever. This is the best thing ever I love it.,Now we need a keg for monks! +"David Blaine freaks out Steph Curry, Jimmy Butler, Dave Chappelle and Drake",Freaking out black people with magic.....never seen that before! +yet another vac wave,I found it kinda amazing that there has been over 300 VAC bans everyday +I don't understand the whole killed him on his own shit thing. It's music man,Competition and rivalry are huge parts of hip-hop music. +What is the market value of OpTic Gaming in 2016?,you planning on buying? +Pablo Elizalde on Twitter: It might be time for McLaren to spend some cash on new tyre warmers.,"If it's not broken, don't fix it?" +Yet we just keep bringing in more and more immigrants.,"It's racist to question our high immigration intake and what good it's doing for wages and the job market, didn't you know?" +Ken's run is arguably the most dominant in smash history. Taking 1st for singles AND doubles in every tournament all year long,But if isai tried tho +Is it a crime to question it? How are researchers allowed to study it?,They aren't it's fact so stop questioning it duh +"It was so good to see him but it killed me. Like, Meredith's flashback was so sad, when she had to tell Zola and Bailey. As well as, I wished we could hear him say It's a beautiful day to save lives. just one more time.",Love your username. +There's always more freedom in NA,'Merica! +Localization done right. No censored artwork either,BUT MUH MORNINGSTAR WHERE DID THEY EVEN GET THAT FROM IT'S SO RANDOM +"THE SECRET OF KELLS. This movie is an Irish-made film about the creation of the Book of Kells, and my God is it a beautiful movie. It's a tiny bit religious, but they aren't heavy-handed with it at all. Go watch it, I think it's on Netflix.",I sound like the only person that hated this movie... +I'm sure they're just **fine** like around 80% of PopTart flavors.,Which 20% do you not like if I may ask? +League of Legends | Official Gameplay Trailer (2016),"Doesn't feel as official as it should be to me, it's just a nice montage, props to NiceTryIan for doing this but i don't think it stands out all that much from a good community montage" +This is what happens with socialist countries,But this isn't real socialism +"Ah, can't help ya then",I use Snagit to record the screen. +China Tells Trump That Climate Change Is No Hoax It Invented,That's what they want you to think +"Uh, copper?","Just dump some bleach in there, not enough to kill the betta, just some of the snails!" +"Well, the rich pay less taxes so they can spend more of their money on things, and the middle class gets all that money that trickles down.",You forgot the +What do you call it when you have no personality and can't quote movies either? Because that's what I have.,r/me_irl +"Tyron, it's been 2.5 years. Please be my lightning. ; n ;","I was about to ask why you wanted him, then I saw your flair." +Bunch of beta males that need to act like alphas. No wonder we can't beat ISIS. We're a nation of beta male bully victims.,You dropped this (i hope): +"Name a 3DS Game That Should Also be on the Vita Right off the bat, Monster hunter Generations, Project X Zone (Both 1 and 2), and Azure Strike Gunvolt.",Dragon Quest games. +Perro why so expensive :(,If you order one you'll see ;) +Is this how I sound to my friends and family.,looks like an oversized tampon applicator +Unsolved murder mysteries in India?,Sunanda tharoor? +"Five Nights at Candy's || Funtime Candy in the Breaker Room, standing behind the Breaker Control Box.",looks so advanced and realistic +The scarlet pose,"Okay Scarlett, you just keep looking dramatically off to the side while we progressively make your costumes leave less and less to the imagination." +TBH I think the team that's up 7-1 is the one that gets to decide if it's a rivalry,I thought the NHL decided who were rivals on Wednesday Night Rivalry on NBCSNdhwlxbdkavf +^i ^kinda ^liked ^BvS,"I thought it was kinda cool the first time I watched it, but I still can't get through a second watch." +Giannis Antetoukunmpo says Matthew Dellavedova Is the best teammate I've ever played with,But hez dirty tho +Johnny Fappleseed,Johnny Seed +"10 crates, 5 each.",I can do 5 crates for Photon later today if OP doesn't. +"Unless the Packers sign a RB significantly better than Eddie Lacy, there is no value in that backfield. Like I said after his injury, he was getting 5+ YPC and rarely got more than 10-12 carries, so unless they get a fucking godly RB then that isn't going to change. Michael has been on so many teams that it'd be astonishing if he actually broke out on the one team that doesn't have a real running game.",But but... must own! +"You know, that's the liberal view of it. The conservative view is people just want the best economic situation possible for themselves. I prefer the conservative view of people's motives, I believe it to be more accurate.",It's a combination. +"If Sokratis doesn't start improving, I may have to find another CB who can actually tackle",Have you tried IF Hector at LB? +Imagine if multiple countries agreed to use the same connector,"Even if you got multiple countries to use the same connectors, companies would never agree to use the same connector that would deprive them of the sweet adapter money." +Uncharted 4 is the 2016 Game Awards' most-nominated game,Couldn't have seen that coming +"The article says she only researched articles against vaccines. And now she wishes she had researched the other side of the argument. No shit, lady. Regardless, I'm glad to know she's changed her mind and had the kids vaccinated.",And she's a teacher ... +#Timeless classic!,Times New Roman +Does he really plan on living in Manhattan? Who's supposed to pay for that?,"It's okay, he's not taking a salary... That $399,999 should cover all expenses." +"Why on earth would Clinton's campaign spend ANY effort getting illegal immigrants to vote in California? It doesn't make any sense. California is not a battleground state. It's not purple. It's deep, dark, blue. If Clinton were a criminal mastermind she'd AT THE VERY LEAST spend her efforts trying to win votes where it matters like Florida...this is so moronic.",Because she would have lost otherwise? +Programmatore di cosa?,Principalmente PHP per gestionali di vario tipo. +"For all its failures to deliver, spore was still fun. They didn't make the game they promised, but they made a good game. NMS failed to deliver on promises AND failed to make the game good otherwise.","I didn't see any of the promises, I just played it as a small space game :P Probs why I got more enjoyment." +**DEMOCRACY IS NON-NEGOTIABLE**,"**BETTER DEAD, THAN RED**" +"Richer than a hell of a lot of us. $500,000 in cash or cash equivalent ain't just sitting around for me. If you've got it, good for you. Care to share how we can get there too?",Get richer parents you lazy fuck. +You have an anus my friend. ;),How do you know? +Doesnt dry cleaning fuck up ur clothes after a while?,yea the chemicals that they use are harsh +Been missing blops 2 ever since.,And so the circlejerk continues... +"Birthmarks are a sign of reincarnation. If you have no birthmarks, then you are a new soul. Compare this to someone with several birthmarks. They have been on the planet many times. At least, that's what I made up in my own head to think about it.",Or you have been poisoned. +logical response,Same about Steeltrap's response above. +(PS4) Giving away 2x 72 hour renown boosters in celebration of season 4 to two people who come up with the best Rainbow Six jokes in the comments!,"What did Elvis Presley say to alexsandr senaviev Tachanka, tachanka very much" +I have literally never had a problem with EA's Origin.,"Origin rocks, it's just EAs games that suck balls for the most part." +Space angel comes called angela gamora is about as interesting as a spoon shitty knife man is actually king spartax dude father guy. shittier and shittier the venom stuff was cool tho,Thanks for explaining things in a way that *someone who hasn't read the comics* would understand what's so bad about it. +PC MASTER RACE Retro,Sneaky speaker is sneaky. +Please do. I am sick my my eyesight being damaged by people who do this.,"Hey, at least his Jeep looks good!" +"The mildly anticipated sequel: Dirty Plays II. Enjoy 3 minutes of demos, rams, & goals!",A+ to the teammate who called himself Hammer. +"TIFU when state troopers put hand over peephole. Backstory- me and my wife are moving out of our apartment. She is diabetic so there are some needles laying around. Laying is a very loose term here because they are in bags laying on like dresser/countertop. I take a box to the car, my wife doesn't realize I'm outside and locks the door. I knock on the door to no answer, so I'm knocking louder saying along the lines of Kristen open the door come on it's freezing. After about 5 minutes, some profanity gets added in. She finally opens the door she had headphones in and didn't hear me. No big deal we laugh move on. About a hour later, banging on the door. Look out the peephole, hand is covering it. Not a terrible neighborhood or town, but we aren't expecting anyone. I say who is it? State police open the door that voice did not sound familiar. It was a high pitched female voice (my wife just turned 20 her friends love to play around with her so I figured it was one of them. I reply, No it's not who is it? State police I'm not going to ask you again open the door before I kick it in. The threat to kick in the door, that has to be one of her friends screwing with us! My wife comes to the door and says I wont answer the door until we can see who it is. Like I said not a bad town really, but we have had some problems recently with people where we had to call the cops. We hear a male voice now say state police open the door I tell my wife to get her taser from her purse because there is no way the cops are here. She grabs it from her purse. Open the door, two state troopers. Downstairs neighbor had called and said I kicked in the door and was beating her senseless. She had her my wife scream, which did happen as I picked her up from behind and swung her around. Me and my wife couldn't stop laughing. When the female officer came inside, even though my wife told her she didn't want her in, there were needles on the counter. We had to go find the box in the trash with the prescription label before they finally dropped it! Also, pissed off cops don't like it when you have to put your taser up! TL;DR cops came and covered peephole. Thought it was friends. They were pissed. Thought i was a women beater and we were drug users because of needles.",Your neighbors probably already have a grudge against you if they're that quick to call the police without any evidence of broken doors or beaten wives. +you on steam? im in the westcoast and bought the game earlier today and still locked for me. Hope I made the cut off for the early edition,"Yeah, still locked for me too" +"A girl I knew asked me what time is was, I simply replied something along the lines of You have a watch on.... Apparently she has no idea how to read analog watches but she thought it was cute. Soooo glad she's only 23 and in the military...","I can say with personal experience, if she is in the US Army, that sounds about right." +"And natural disasters on gasoline. ...Now that I think of it, you put some sort of thing like on just about everything. Consumption in general, is not such a great thing.",Yeah we should probably stop consuming things and learn to photosynthesize... +This looks like some paid drama.,"This exactly, obviously George Soros flew this crisis actor there on his private jet to scream at a local Starbucks employee so that he could advance his Jewish Illuminati agenda." +Ana figured out a new way to hold her rifle,Is that a bionic rifle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? +I have to vote for Morrowind,That's a great one! +"Ex-Dignitas players signing with one of the biggets football clubs in Denmark, FC Copenhagen",Now if they could only use the Copenhagen wolves sick logo since they shut down +Most likely is Texas A&M and is honestly his best choice. He has virtually no competition there.,and apparently his girlfriend goes there +"If the liberals in our country weren't so anti-nuclear back in the day, we'd probably be off coal too.",But think of the children. +I thought the native resolution was at 50%,Nope its %42 +My First awesome goal! (Did this at lvl 34),"Nice shot, but you went over your teammate who had a fairly straight shot at an empty goal." +A bullet to the head rather than prison would be better.,"But I thought the traditional punishment for cops was to downgrade the charge 3-4 levels, fail to prosecute and say it's a good thing they got fired for it?" +"Eh I really don't care either way, as I don't play any of those heroes, I just wanted to see how low the win rate was, and it's pretty low. Streamers with 1500 plus viewers would get a paragon bot about every 2 hours, which is drops in the bucket. I don't care if I don't win, but Jesus Christ that's a super low rate.",Yesterday afternoon PST it was being timed (I think solo_Naz or Squiddish) and it was averaging every 30 min or so +Talking is so easy,because talking is all they have been doing right? +I personally don't care who leaked information. I was more worried about the corruption on the Democrats side. Something every Hillary supporter wants to ignore for some reason.,"No one is talking about Hillary in this post, she lost, get over it." +Ruth Bader Ghostsburg shall now take her seat on the court.,She'll be the Professor Binns of SCOTUS +Good bull run alternative,Anyone know where this is? +"If, for every twelve hours you went without your smartphone, ten thousand dollars was donated to a charity of your choice, how long could you go? What would finally cause you to break?","Honestly I wouldn't trust myself, so I would break my phone." +Samsung apparently involved in the development of the Snapdragon 835 chipset,Can confirm +VIDEO! Rajdeep Sardesai went to a bank to create chaos! But this is how people reacted !,The video seemed like staged all the people are hell bent on giving him a hard time to cover truth. +"So, in TSCC, are modesty teachings and body shaming just for women? Is this just another example of Mormon sexism, men will be turned on by a woman's bare shoulder and lose control, but women are too pure to be turned on by a man's body? I was at a theme park here in Texas last summer when I saw this guy in a tank top and shorts (totally appropriate for the heat) who was accompanied by two women wearing black burkas. As a man, I think the only guidelines I ever got about modesty was not to let my garments show when I was wearing shorts and and a t-shirt. Since I don't wear garments anymore, not a problem.",Women are all asexual! +"What is your 'scratching chalkboard sound', that makes you shiver everyone time you hear it?",In an email: your welcome +"I feel like these are too cheap to be legit, thoughts? Having said that, I do feel that this is the price that they should be sold at though.",To all: Nice. +"Arabic Translator: Muslim Migrants Secretly Hate Christians, Seek to Outbreed Them",Such a huge secret I'm surprised anyone knows +"~~I was selling cra-~~ Uh, internet.",Who sells crabs anyway? +"He lied to you all the way through this. You may consider lying not as bad as cheating, but it's a damn close second. Can you imagine living with him and never being able to trust him. Time to move on.","All he has to do is lie about the cheating, and then it's only lies in OP's mind and not cheating!" +ANDRE BLAKE IS GOALKEEPER OF THE YEAR UPVOTE PARTY,Congrats to Andre! +It's kinda like a 2D minecraft?,Not really though +90 odell,Yeah bro I don't need profit +Well you see the first problem is you got an Iphone,"What a madman omg this guy got an iPhone, what a moron" +There are its just kinda annoying seeing people being aggressive towards people when it's a little unnecessary,Yes let's show mercy to the guy who enabled a serial child rapist +"There are rational arguments for Holocaust denialism, most people just call them crazy and move on as if theyve actually seen a field filled with 3 million dead Jews with their very own two eyes.",dae white holocaust tho? +"If they hired someone with the right ethnic background, the joke of the character being absurd could come across insensitive to the culture. By having the character be someone with no obvious ties to the culture, we can laugh at the character without being culturally insensitive, because he's not a legitimate shaman.","Yeah, just like a minstrel show!" +Auburn's Jeremy Johnson starting at quarterback Saturday,Oh god help us +"I think when they have a Sona support, that should do the trick.",DJ Sona is the most effective version +Brand loyalty is forfeiture of one's very humanity.,"Yeah, fuck the establishment!" +People who insist on walking into my office to tell me about some problem or suggestion they have instead of sending an email or using the ticket system.,We recently implemented a no flyby rule at our msp for this reason. +But also the wife herself suffered pretty horrific abuse and was basically a slave as well.,"A slave who had complete freedom and autonomy, and was complicit in the entire plan from the very beginning... yeah, okay." +"It is, but I stopped playing because i heard it gets addicting fast","True, all i play is Rocket League and Battlefield 1." +What does of double centuries mean exactly?,"Century=100miles Double Century=200miles It was only 5 bike rides, NBD" +"Wow...I'm not a fan of Trump, but are people seriously trying to equate border control and deportation to *mass genocide*? Holy shit.","What the fuck, people in here actually arguing how Trump is Hitler." +Reddit's Subreddit of the Day highlighted a white supremacist alt-right forum,Proud day for all of us. +If you had to be one Smite God and Goddess which two would you be? For Gods I would either be Ullr or Apollo for they're Good Looks and luck with Women For Goddess I would be Aphrodite because Love is Life. Who doesn't love Sex?,Scylla and Scyllo +Was reading it until I realized it came from Breitbart.,"Yes, we need credible sources like MSNBC and Huffington Post." +Is diTech affiliated with GM in any way? I know they used to sponsor Vickers in partnership with GMAC. Maybe the switch to Ford didn't work with them so they didn't renew? I also wonder if Outback will sponsor more races since that's a much bigger and more prominently placed decal than before.,"If they are affiliated with GM, then... Ditech to the 5 confirmed!" +I mean the salmon ladder already won a fight against Curtis,And salmon ladder won't question or have moral debates with Oliver. +First watercooled photo editing rig. Learned lots from this community in the process of building this - Thank you!,How do you stop the milk curdling? +"No, someone wasn't paid $3,500 to protest Donald Trump; it's fake news",The use of money for political speech was already settled under *Citizens United v. FRC* +"Honestly, fuck this guy at this point.",What exactly does saying fuck this guy do? +Best graphic novels of 2016 from The Washington Post,that book i like isn't on the list +When the carbon dioxide becomes sentinent.,Well that explains global warming +"It will murder you last, as a sign of mercy.",Thanks! +"University allows Milo to speak; he takes opportunity to bully a trans student in attendance, including projecting a early transition picture of her on screen and mocking her",This shitstain better not come anywhere near my campus +I've started writing short fiction about the men who message me online.,Beautiful +A ban on KKK hoods will include burqas under this Georgia bill,At least Georgia is slightly more liberal than France. +Maybe the simplest solution would be to include an exit tax: Any bank taking more than 10% of its revenue operations overseas has a one time bill of 200% on that years profits.,i believe that's against WTO rules +"The dirtiest play I've seen, courtesy of Macie Jay's upload today in comments.",The Lord prevails! +"No worries, you're definitely not being unwholesome. Not everyone is happy, try to fake it till you make it. Here's to a happier 2017 for you and others struggling with happiness!!!","Thank you, hope you have a happy 2017 too" +"On one side it sucks, he better have that checked out before it gets worse but on the other hand how is that getting all those penalties",He's in so much pain he can't concentrate and is very irritable +"Trump didn't just win. He beat the media, he beat two corrupt entrenched political parties, he beat a 15 month long character assassination attempt, he beat the corrupt polling industry, foreign meddling, and he did it at 1/100 th the cost of what they spent to do it all. And to make it even better the liberal left is literally burning down their own house and salting the earth so they have no chance of beating him in 2020. Let all that sink in.",Under budget and ahead of schedule +Players need to use V-key More. So it Triggers me that the lack of people use V-key cause we dont know what the other players see or do. but it would be nice if you could remind the players you can do that.,We also need a big text on the screen saying DO THE OBJECTIVE +HARDWARE?,"R9 290x, i7 4770k @3,9 Ghz and 16gb ram @ 1666 MHz." +"Because Kessler looks better than Mett, plus Josh McCown is still on the team?",McCown is probably starting again this week too if Kessler doesn't clear concussion protocol. +"you make a good point, but most suburban places lack the population density and commuter gradient that would support transit. Transit investment without transit-supportive density is a bad investment.",Road investment without density is also a bad investment. +"TIL: There is a weekly protest in Korea at the Japanese embassy which aims at obtaining justice from the Japanese government regarding the large scale sexual slavery system established under Imperial Japan rule during World War II, it holds the world record as the oldest rally on a single theme",Surely they could just get Park Geun Hye's Shaman to sort things out +So Chrome has failed me? D:,Yes +Black Lagoon Creator Working On Something New (Spoiler it's not Black Lagoon),Probably just more Hentai.. +Trainer informed the guys at the gym that they can't approach me. Aba malay ko kung bakit nya sinabi yun. Walang kumakausap sakin except yung assistant nya.,You're at your own level daw kasi. +"he's a guy who's super sensitive to shit like this and gets crazy anxiety in high intensity situations, I feel like him distancing himself was for the best for everybody cause imagine how irritating he'd be if he started stressing and panicking",yall best friends? +"Probably a black tactical suit with an hourglass logo on the belt. In all seriousness though, why do the characters need new outfits for each movie? I get that they need to sell toys, but it bugs me that they wear their suits for exactly the length of the movie and get a new one for the next one like they know a movie level event is about to happen, better get myself a slightly altered costume. The only one that I give a pass is iron Man.",*The widow logo +It's getting there. Still need more mods (SSE),Mod list? +I already traded my Happiny but I can share my virus with another mon and send it,"pls, I would greatly appreciate that =)" +"Considering how obviously fake it was, I probably wouldn't hire his design studio.",Maybe you should hire a functionality studio then +Towards what???,Good players +"Well its not like he didnt know the risks of smuggling 2 kilos of weed into singapore a country known to literally have a ban on chewing gum and a zero tolerance policy for drugs, let alone smuggling them into the country. Although this is sad he knew the risks...",That totally makes it okay and acceptable for them to kill them though so +Biscuits and Gravy - Sacramento Style,..... hold the biscuits. +MRW it turns out kimdotcom gave the FBI the yoga emails and Hillary will be put on trial for treason and war crimes.,Spicy! +Skyrim nights are beautifully terrifying without a torch.,Omg... It never dawned on me that I could pull out a torch to light up the night until now... I've used them in dungeons just never outdoors. +Those of RS3 are going absolutely nuts as Developers place a huge Get Bond option in their interface. Please don't do this to our game! They got some good memes in their Sub though.,is this really that much worse than all the mtx bullshit already in their game lol +Everyone in the Grizzlies office has adopted a new walk today,noice and floooowy....Artem! +I have not,"Top 5 series of all time, get on it." +"Thanks, my scanner app went off but had zero information on what was happening. Just said that 10k people were listening so figured something was up.",What do you use for a scanner app? +My children,He said annoyance not make your life a living hell +"Nah, the idea that humans can affect the environment is just a hoax created by the Chinese.",You misspelled Clinton Foundation +Well aren't all humans just really shitty meat robots?,HAHA YOU SAY IT FELLOW HUMAN +How does it cost more not to lock people up?,because all those nonviolent offenders will be out there raising hell +"no one. but if reddit loves one thing, its bashing the south.",Cause the souths a buncha uneducated racists +He should be in a shallow grave.,Because of course death is the appropriate punishment for pimping of the disabled +If there is one thing I gathered from American pop culture is that marines are pretty retarded.,But they's protect teh freedumbs +Space Cop was trash,"I'm just glad that for whatever reason people are still thinking about Space Cop, good or bad." +SaveMyTime - An app that tracks what you have been wasting your time on,I don't need an app to tell me I'm on reddit too much. +"This may work if your stuttering is caused by being ashamed of your pronunciation or some similar reason, but if your mind goes blank I don't think just repeating lines will help you as you still won't be forced to think what to say on the spot. If you don't want to practice with people face to face you can look for some opportunities to talk to strangers online. For example you could start playing an online game and join an English speaking guild which uses some kind of voice chat - that way you'd be able to practice with people that won't judge you and you will also have a topic to talk about.",I agree with this +[[Lunarch Mantle]]?,It was a definite consideration but I found that the times I drew it the impact was negligible and not worth a slot that could be better damage generation or utility. +He's 70 and prefers fast food and (ugh) well done steaks. Pressures could kill him too.,medium rare or gtfo my country +I Lou you,Boy +We play flat and there is zero emotion from our players. It's time to finally have a legit scoring/defensive center and make a move for Demarcus Cousins. Meyers Leonard is beyond disappointing.,But Ezeli +"Exceptions. When I speak of an an entire religion I necessarily am generalizing. Point being: Honestly: I bet your Painter friend would make better paintings if she was Confucian. But there will always be exceptions. It doesn't mean that all ideologies are created equal, just because there is a lot of variance and overlap.","Are you trying to say the bulk of Islam is dangerous, and people who practice it passively are the exception?" +Can anyone tell me who the third star was at the bell centre or on the French channels? CBC had nylander but I doubt it when chucky and rad had 2 points each,To be fair Nylander was one of the best player on the ice tonight. +"This effect is caused by the camera, the strings don't actually look like that","We all learned that in the bass gif yesterday, professor" +Afternoon Ride,"That's beautiful, where is it?" +Lol,"Lol indeed, if you think the number of people *using* Bitcoin is anywhere close to the total number of holders." +SUNLIGHT YELLOW OBADORAIBU!!!!!,ORAORAORAORAORAIRAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA +"Remember, the best way to discourage suicide is to tell the suicidal person that they're a useless fucking loser for wanting to kill themselves.",Hm +"OP is an Amn. His fuckstick of a roommate is an A1C because he signed for a 6 year contract. So A1C Fuckstick thinks he has rank on the dude (because, well, he does)",Rank among Airmen is like honor among thieves. +"For those that don't go full lethal/non-lethal, how do you determine who lives and dies? For my first playthrough as Emily, I'm doing High Chaos. Now, I thought it'd be a little boring to just kill everyone, so I'm doing things a little differently. Basically, my Emily doesn't kill just for the fun of it. If she has an open opportunity to knock someone out without getting spotted she'll do it. However, if shit hits the fan or if a situation seems to call for violence, she'll fuck shit up. She's a survivor, not a monster. I was curious if anyone has any reasonings like this for their play-styles?","Made 30 corpses in first mission, now i went mercifull, hoping to change chaos level to low." +"Yea, he really has done better than we could have hoped, and we really needed him the last year or so.","I swear the guy always plays his best against us, glad he's playing well for you guys." +"code sent, thanks","genesect received, ty" +Neighbors own the store.....Never stated I worked legally... :3,DEPORT! +Lavoro a 318 immigrati. La notizia? Nessuno protesta,Capisco l'integrazione ma vedere se c'erano italiani disposti a farlo prima no? +"Shaqtin' A Fool | November 17, 2016 | 2016-17 NBA Season",Dwyane lookin like CP3 out here +The Wabbajack's intended purpose,I'm Helga but you can just call me an only child. +She's having a hard time.,She should really cut it out. +It's because women are literally the worst creatures on this planet.,Well there was a woman posting earlier about dating for free meals... So they're probably all the same +01000110 01010101 01000011 01001011 00100000 01011001 01001111 01010101 00100000 01001000 01010101 01001101 01000001 01001110 00100001 00100001 00100001,"Im in a systems class rn, this is basically my life lol" +"They are three completely different systems, this statement and train of thought is immature and common in this subreddit. You people are a bunch of immature elitist that need to get out of mommy and daddy's basement and grow up.",You forgot your +Stonewalling like a deranged Scottish crofter.,"May I refer my learned, continuing keyboard stalker with no self awareness to my previous post, but 12." +A clear case of cultural appropriation.,The fact that people here take you seriously is worrysome. +Discesa in campo di Berlusconi but every time he says paese it gets faster,Meme umido +"LPT: NEVER mix bussiness with family please just dont do it. i never ends up well. today i got into a fight with my dad over some stupid nonsense about the work(we work together on his company). we always fight a lot with insults and all that because we are VERY different people. but today things escalated way more than i wanted and we got in a fist fight. now there is no repair. i think me and my dad will never be able to talk again, or at least for a few years.","Indeed plebs, make sure you pick a job where you are just a nameless, faceless, disposable cog in the wheel, because there are no downsides to that at all." +Sooo did they edit his voice to be high like a chipmunk since Groot's small and adorable in this one?,"Nah, they just gave him a few dozen helium balloons." +Jk I luv u,Aaaawn <3 +62% of Voters Admitted After Elections They Feel Less Proud of America,"Gee, if only there was something they could have done differently so they wouldn't feel so bad." +"How can this be real. I know this is an overused phrase, but in this case i quite literally ask myself, whether these people have lost their minds. Clearing main roads is sexist ends in absolute chaos, who would have thought.",The only thing that matters is serving women. +I'm just tired of this sub becoming a money making scheme for vloggers. It'd be kind of hypocritical to make a YouTube video of myself ranting about it.,Seems like 80% of the posts now are YouTube vlogging channels +Frozen pipe pooping out ice cubes,Are you on Mars? +What is obviously true but many deny it?,Evolution +"I support Trump, but I'm completely in favor of allowing liberals to terminate their pregnancies. I wish they would do it more often.","Party over species, amirite?" +They need to have this as a running AD every election cycle. Play it everyday.,I'd love to hear that someone sneaked it into the video player on Trump's plane. +I thought we were all gonna die. What a disappointment.,"You did, you just don't know it yet." +who the fuck said chief keef of all people isn't about *that* life,Mothafuckas in the barbershop. +SKT has a track record of not showing up 100% to the first game in a Bo5. Usually the following games are just bigger and bigger stomps though.,"Their have been rumours of SKT letting the other team play their best comp in the first game of a Bo5 to see how they play and how important each pick / lane is for the other team is so they can adapt their pick and ban for the rest of the series, sometimes this means the other team wins the first game and SKT come back to win 3-1, sometimes SKT is so good they win anyway." +Fallout 4 with mods looks absolutely incredible!,*Insert joke about consoles* +is it only me or new infuser all of them are god awful and cost way too much only ember looks kinda ok but looks dusty as post on front page already established,Then don't buy them? +and yet our offense was still performing better.,We had Rashawn Scott who was great at making plays. +Yep. I hate when other people think they're really doing everyone a favor by setting up a 5 minute event after I was previously setting up 1 minute events the whole time.,Unless you go into Online Adventures since there's literally no option there... +"Shit I just posted in r/the_Donald about how pence was so close to likeable except for his views on abortions and weed, and got banned. That sub always seemed weird as shit, but I always like getting two sides of a story. I think they are actually worse than the ctr people they're always on about.","Of course they are, CTR is just a scapegoat for them so that they can feel better about having their safe space where they don't have to confront opposing view points and be triggered." +"I agree, i actually just every so often go on a rant about how fucking annoying it is that at some point somebody didn't just decide to name an entirely new genre instead of making more sub-genres, it's honestly starting to get baffling at this point, especially when i have to give someone a short essay just to explain how what i listen to has nothing to do with say Metallica or All That Remains. Do you think Jazz has the same problem, since essentially Big-Band and the insane avant-garde stuff is still just Jazz?",But Metallica has metal in it so they're obviously the most metal of all bands +"I work with kids and adults with various disabilities, and I hate hate HATE it when parents try to explain completely normal things as part of their disability. For example, I took care of a 9 year old boy with autism whose mom would always say, Oh, sorry, that's because of his autism if he was running around or something. I wanted to say, No, that's because he's 9, but didn't want to piss her off.","Oh, she only did that because she's neurotypical." +She is winning the popular vote by more than a million votes.,Brexit won by a million votes too +"In PvE, possibly. In PvP, the 2AV is outright superior for its tier. None of the other T6s have good armor anyway, and nothing really matches it in DPM. It also has more retrofits, for whatever bizarre reason.","T-72A post-buff can compete, as well as having decent accuracy without having to stack for it(except for horrific aimtime, close enough)." +Got both Refia's SSB and BSB? Is she a great candidate to fully dive? I've read that her BSB is bonkers so what do you think? And what is the best abilities to per her with? Lifesiphon and Full Charge? or should I unlock Lifebane on her?,Short answer: Yes Long answer: Absolutely +Hunter in Spanish.,And the text that writes above it? +Publicizing evil is the only way to get people to stop it.,"Worked for Donald Trump, Westboro Baptist Church, the KKK, etc etc." +How is that good reason?,"Look at Eli and Peyton, they are totally the same" +So is the new circlejerk shitting on Raw?,DAE love SD better because the ass of the women are better +"Beastie Boys, 80s",*This* is old school cool. +"I hope we will eventually see these animations in the new client, theyre awesome!",you only get them if you queue support thats how riot fixes supp being not chosen +Is it just me or is everyone ANGRIER!?,After a year of getting killed by the netcode i think it's fair to say anyone would be angry ;) +"I'd send them a message, primarily focused on the fact that you weren't informed that your picture would be taken and used as promotional material and that you would like them to take it down. At the end, you might like to add something like,Besides, I think it's odd that you put up a photo of every single time your three female players were passed to. If you want to become more female-friendly, I'd suggest doing it on the pitch rather than on social media. It also might be time to look up the other women that were photographed and see if that women's league has any openings for you.",And then she can start her own co-ed team with two males and completely ignore them +"Nice write up. I like the flavor. Is the mode analysis with T2 or without, or either?","Mode analysis is WITH T2, friend." +"2 games fewer, Henry had the SECCG.","I only included regular season stats in an attempt to line them up more evenly, so in my numbers it's only one more game." +"it already was, it is just spreading.",It's metastasized +"And if you can't remove it, then you're basically dead the next turn. Flame wanker has an improved version of spell damage +2 that triggers for any spell, even the coin. In that sense, it's on par with spell damage +3 or something of the sort. Spell damage is insanely powerful, which is why evolved kobold is 2/2 for 4 mana. Flame wanker is cheaper (3 mana), has higher stats (2/4) and has more powerful spell damage. It's insane.","I wouldn't say its an improved version of spell damage, for one spell damage works for AOEs, while flamewaker just gives you an extra 2 uncontrollably damage And spell damage again is more useful for direct damage in combo decks(where kobold is popular), cause you control where the damage goes Not saying flamewaker isn't broken just not broken for the reasons you think" +"I have a lot more, I just put the stuff I want to get rid of for sure, plus there is no way crimson lightning is 50 keys, goes for like 30",If you find someone selling crimsons for 30 I'll eat my own foot. +"I don't know, we've had 42. That is a pretty high bar.",But Brady took over week 5 of this year. +"That's the fault of governments, unable to stand up to business interests demanding obscene profits. If states forced them to share the benefits, globalisation would be viewed differently right now.",It's a consequence of capitalism. +"Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat, and cats are pointless","I understood that reference, for what it's worth." +JoJo's Bizarre adventure OP 7 Great Days BITE ZA DUSTO Version,There should be more and more explosions every loop. +IRS to Coinbase: Please identify active US traders between 2013 and 2015,"Other than services like Coinbase, how does one get US fiat into the Monero universe?" +Mustafi out at least 21 days,How much longer til Mertesacker is back? +"Best Collected Company decks? Want to abuse Collected Company's card advantage and value. I also want a deck that synergizes. Looked into Abzan Company, Elves, and Slivers. Any others?",Naya zoo +Used to about 5 years ago.,Downriver refugee seeking asylum? +Congratulations to Donald Trump for winning the presidency. I'm ready for a bright and productive future for both the US and the world at large.,IVANKA2024 +It's adorable!,Risky click of the century +It,is +WHO IS MIKE POMPEO? NEVER HEARD OF HIM? SEEMS LIKE HE IS SWAMP MATERIAL AND SHOULD HAVE BEEN DRAINED...?,Hes a racist. +"Why is this PvP season so much saltier even though losing doesn't punish you that much anymore? The difference between divisions in terms of reward track progression is negligible, the matchmaking seems better, the win/loss ratio will eventually even out at 50/50 when you reach your appropriate division, you can even hide your badge if you don't like it... yet I have never blocked as many people as ever before. Is it Christmas and everyone socially tolerant spending time with their families and friends? Did I just get so lucky to land in a wrong division that I make everyone rage instantly at my awful skills? Is it some sea air from Ember Bay that increases the saltiness dramatically? There must be a reason...","ppl starting to realize that they cant simply grind their way to legendary anymore, and getting salty about it because thats where they belong." +But what's the flag for?!?!,The brutally obvious facemask +Triple kill!,"Holy fuck, I love this subreddit" +"Is that in video games or on social media? Proportional to total population or population by gender? Because if we're saying that males get harassed in video games more than females, that's a no shit, Sherlock because there's way more males playing video games. Either way it's unsourced and a really vague claim.","It was obviously proportional and on the online game population, i dont have time to search around to find it, but it exists." +Irregardless*,You dropped this: +Can we Appreciate That This is in Real Time?,Conan didn't like it so I don't like it +"(Twitter Bullshit) Teenage boy is doxxed after tweeting abuse at Laura K Buzz. Hannah Rutherford, of The Yogscast, suggests he is lucky that the police aren't involved and that (The US) first amendment is appalling.",I'm sure Twitter will suspend all related accounts for doxxing and harassment. +Somewhere a racist grandpa is feeling vindicated. See? I TOLD you Mexicans shouldn't be making Italian! Authentic my ass!,"I told you baked beans and Pico de Gallo don't belong in Fettuccine Alfredo, but you just called me racist" +How do you feel about straight people in gay clubs and bars? How are your experiences with straight people who go to LGBT bars?,"It doesn't seem fair when they have plenty of other bars and in my experience the lgbtq bars tend to already be small, so straight people just take up space and make it hard/confusing to hit on anyone for fear of hitting on a straight person." +"You're free to run for office yourself, you know.",But then he'd become corrupt like every other politician ever. +Obama before and after.,Are we sure this isn't due to having two teenage children? +WDYWT? Tnf x Supreme Power Orange Nuspte,leaves or power orange which is more hyped +can you blame her? she saw her own mother murder her dad,"Nuh-uh, she is a damaged child from a divorced family of an abuser and addict, she was clearly seeing things." +Yeah what is he deaf?,Who cares? +"This bed has a fur pillow, I'll lay here.",PillowCats - Now featuring built in head nuzzler +First Lady Obamas designer won't design dresses for Melania Trump and calls on other designers to do the same.,if only there was a designer in the trump family who could pick up the slack. +But..but they can now read the state sponsored propaganda in good health while living in a run down communist building.,"and didn't you know, their healthcare system is better than america's." +President-elect Trump has agreed to pay $25 million to settle civil fraud suits against Trump University,But he doesn't settle +Well if 6 million jews don't pull on your heartstring just remember he killed that kid when he grew up.,TIL Hitler personally killed 6 million Jews when he was a child. +Made an Asado cross for cooking a pig (NSFL if you don't like meat that looks like animal),\\[T]/ +not sure if serious?,sorry +Really? A 'friberg is fat' joke?,Friberg fat jokes are always a great +Colt McCoy named emergency long snapper,Now THIS is newsworthy +Sessions was denied confirmation by a Republican Senate back in 1986 for being too racist. Maybe we'll see a repeat of that?,I can't imagine why people of color hate the GOP and many people are protesting Fuckstick Vonclownface +Kid Rock doesn't want to sell records any more.,More proof that this race wasn't based on misogyny at all. +I FUCKING LOVE THIS WHOLE TEAM,I love lamp. +"Should (or can) Twitch combine MWR and IW? I know we're supposed to love one game and shit on the other, but they're both CoD, and the viewership right now is split between the two games, and this means that both games are lower on the games list than where they'd be if both games were together. This is a negative for streamers of both games alike. Plus streamers playing wagers and tournies have to switch back and forth between being listed on the two games (I don't know if that's cumbersome for streamers). As I write this, neither game is listed under Featured Games, with IW at 7k (crimsix with 2.5k) and MWR at 6.5k. Now I don't know if twitch is willing to combine the two games together, but wouldn't it be better for both games if it were possible? After all, the two games are sold together.",why dont we just put all the CODs under one heading +y'all'd've,Is that like the Alabama version of the Maldives? +"TIL that Carmel, IN has replaced almost all of their traffic lights by roundabouts. This led to an estimated 40% decrease in all accidents and 90% in fatal ones, saving $180,000 because of lower maintenance cost and several thousands of gallons of gas per roundabout per year",Pretty sure the only reason is because everybody is super scared driving on them and thus way more careful. +We need some love for Nea!,*nead some love +The way these things are written,WTF +Grand Theft Doggo?,Pupperty city +He gets the girl,Haha I wish +Ronda looking damn good.,"Abs and defined biceps, looking killer!" +What is the dumbest way you've ever injured yourself or someone else?,I ran into a cage that surrounds a fire alarm in gym class because gotta go fast +"Nah, doesn't roll off the tongue as well","Also it won't explain the plot holes, they'll just be longer." +Shawn Thornton had some ads with a few local businesses in Boston and was always in a B's sweater without any of the B's on it. It's hardly an unheard of practice.,I feel like there's a significant difference from a player's twitter feed and a commercial. +Can't tell if serious but Castle has been closed for 2 years.,That's what they want you to think! +"I feel the same way about guys like Wilt and Oscar. Yeah, the stories are nice but I'm never impressed with the footage. The talent level seems so much higher now.","That's like me with Gretzky, in my eyes he isn't the GOAT." +Jimmy Kimmel Exposes #Picklegate Conspiracy Parroted by Trump Adviser Alex Jones,"God, the comments are cringy as fuck." +A chilling excerpt from an excellent book on pre-war German political attitudes: They Thought They Were Free,"What I don't get is how come if trump won, so many people are more against him?" +I feel like I was tricked into paying $4 for a voting PSA,Oh no comics are political +The truly baffling thing is that they'll be talking about something one episode and then completely forget about it for the next 5 episodes. OR Dan will be pointing it out to Arin the whole episode...,Yeah it's pretty baffling that someone trying to be a fully on comedian while playing game after game he's never played before would struggle to pay attention to subtle nuances +Strombo has a house in the Hollywood hills? Damn. I didn't realize he was a celebrity of that caliber.,He rents. +Dont listen to foil hat man. Basically they just opened up the floodgates so everyone can transfer everywhere allowing people to actual fight back against the people attacking them,Yes because things like Wyverns are easily countered by non-SE content +"The video explains why he chose to go to a lab. He got to see how they reproduce the chemical processes that create the smell, and how they are using information gained during that process to solve the problem.",couldnt he have just watched this video? +Just have to store transfer one for you. There are still plenty out there.,How does that work do I just ask an employee? +KennyS and NBK signed my condom at Eleague,"So they unknowingly agreed on that you shouldn't procreate, because you are that bad at CS?" +Screw a cell. Put him in stocks or make him live the rest of his shitty life in his tent city.,Something tells me that wouldn't be too long if he was sent to the general population there. +How soon are you doing this? Maybe wait to hear if the tariffs are going to be overturned...,"Look at this guy planning ahead, the PC's would hate you." +The devil makes work for idle tongues! - David Pope 25/11/16,I think I need a little help with this one... +She's just a cheapskate dirtbag.,We are ALL cheapskate dirtbags on this blessed day +How is this political in any way?,"Amazon didn't call for a total and complete shutdown while advocating for bombing Agrabah, therefore they are shills." +Yes. Dead Karkat recolor.,The art style seemed really familiar.. nice one lol. +They are not selling the Bengal Jared told me to shit post,"Not selling, but they didn't say anything about not *stealing*... :P" +Zip.................................... Reeecruita,It gets me every time. +The Doctor? The Doctor Who?,Exactly +HOLY FUCK CONGRESS JUST SECRETLY PASSED SOMETHING THAT **HELPS** THE AMERICAN PEOPLE,Who knew this election was about the American people? +"Wow, did you read wrong. 88% goes to charity, and they're rated A by charity watchdog.",You forgot +Remember: it's only okay if it's against Catholics.,"Yeah, screw Christians!" +Had this subway sign for a long while and I'm thinking about selling it. How much is it worth?,I'll give you $3.50. +"To be fair, if Berkshire's influence on Nevada was driven out (I know wishful thinking) we could see an almost overnight change in Nevada's energy policy just like what's going on in Iowa.",What is Berkshire's influence on Nevada's energy policy? +Why are you on Reddit right now instead of spending time with your family?,Im here for the gold. +Pockrass just posted this..BKR hasn't announced another driver for next year yet.,"Good, I tweeted Brad to put him in the truck, so a confirmation would be nice" +Fucking parasites man. Fuck them.,Hey man I think it looked pretty cute in the *after* pictures. +"i hope to see a lot more sheikah-tech like armor, swords, maybe ever ranged items besides the arrow we have seen already",Sheikah magic tech powered motorcycle named epona +"Oh they do, and the world isn't so black and white. I care about ending prohibition, but there's nothing I can do. What you do you suggest? Vote? Voting for someone to rule over you and then having to do what they say by threat of overwhelming violence is no different then someone asserting rule over you with the threat of overwhelming violence. tldr: whether you vote for tyrants, or they take power by force, we're still ruled by tyrants unless I want to to give up our lives and be free in the last hours of a violent life. Voting for someone to rule over you is the greatest scam in history.",Yeah I guess doing nothing is a better option. +So is it 1 hour or two hours ?,yes +Race analysis: How Hamilton kept title hopes alive after start disaster,Drove a fucking Mercedes? +Guess he couldn't *wiggle* his way out of that one am I right,...You get right the fuck outta here +Quality loss getting more qualitier,EMU struggling right now though +"The Indian Chief head with a certain symbol right behind where the ear would be, specifically.","Oooohhhhh, the swastika... (Starts looking for the impending lightning bolt for saying so) :)" +"It always grinds my gears when homeless people are given criminal records and fines for the crime of having no money or family. I'd say the measure of a society is how it treats its homeless, and constant persecution for being destitute and worthless pretty much sums of the animal kingdom and the human hierarchy. There's still a pecking order, and we live according to dominance hierarchies today (although there's some debate as to what gender, if any, controls it), and laws that punish people for using the bathroom in alleys or sleeping on benches is pretty much like well, you're completely worthless to society, you need to be hen-pecked more. Now, I ask a simple question: Can a homeless person be a decent, good individual? It seems implicit that homeless people got there by not pulling their weight socially speaking, and being lazy, etc. Not all of them, such as the crazies who can't keep a job, but many of them sure.","Many homeless people have jobs but can't afford housing, or can't get a job/ have been unemployed for an extended period of time." +What profession do you believe gets paid TOO much?,Teachers +This looks so cozy! Did you build the house yourself?,SimsResource is my life at this point +If congress ever did there job they would be making laws.,I can't wait for everyone to come out of the wood work complaining about it when the Democrats become the obstructionists next year. +Can Anything Stop the Confirmation of Jeff Sessions?,Badly written and uninformative. +"Hey wanna have sex? I was watching TV, so I just went Just put it in the microwave.",I put on my robe and wizard hat +Can i watch DB Super without having watched the original?,Not really +Ok Austin.,"Alright that's it, I'm changing my name so I don't have the same one as him" +Smallpox face.,At least he doesn't have the tism +"I mean, Faker and SKT are amazing, but they have lost. They lost MSI, they lost a lot in Season 4, they lost to KT last split.",for you: +PSA: Don't let your friends borrow your brewing equipment,We all had that one friend that we just *knew* we could never lend our CDS to. +I think we all underestimated Monaco. Even French experts underestimated them before the Ligue 1 season. They've been one of the most improved teams in all of Europe.,We still should have advanced out of the group +Really Blue Quite Black Very Silver Are these Doge jokes or real features?,Such colours +Judge declines to order release of cash seized from cannabis company,"They stole it fair and square, what's the problem?" +Got them from Amazon LX Desk Mount LCD Arm by Ergotron,Thinking about getting one myself and was wondering what you thought of them? +The chocolate is by far the best. I put mini chocolate chips in it...and they're great!,"In the end, this is all that really matters." +The Young Turks insult Kanye West for voting for Trump,TYT credibility is at an all time high +Started the new league - this dropped from Hillock to start :D,Nice reduced cast speed +Smallpox face.,But at least he's not autistic... +I cunt believe you've done this!,Twat's wrong with it? +What? Oh this thing? I was just moving it back...,"oh, you let your cats on the table..." +But those gays for Trump signs tho! Clearly he's an ally of the LGBT community.,"Milo Yiannopolous said so, so it must be true!" +Does anyone know how to use the ice pic axe??,Have to wait for the rock climbing DLC +Naughty Doggie,"Yeah, that's fake." +I know what I'm doing,Well Raikkonen does know what he is doing +"I think we should just limit every family to have 1 child only, give it 70 years and world population will drop to 2 billion everyone will be happy.","Yeah, that worked really well in China." +We should call him Mr Leibowitz. Stewart is nowhere near Leibowitz. It's cultural misappropriation.,You're a fucking white male racizzz shitlord +"No, he's inside the handsome bubble. Let him be. Some day he'll be stepping out of a helicopter and think he sees one of his friends, goes to wave and winds up with two hooks for hands","Hey, I'll upvote a 30 Rock reference anyday" +Bella Hadid,Is that a gang sign? +lmfao the end when he comes out. this video is gold. only thing i would change is like a bag of flour coming down and covering her or something :D,"Haha, like a harmless tar and feathering." +TIFU by doing it with my neighbor,"Oh, jizz." +Really dig the tow hook. Where does that mount?,If you still have all the parts that came with your car you should have an unpainted tow hook in the trunk that screws into the same spot. +"Yah the 11million the US gives Israel each day. 1 day not paying Israel would have helped Flint, Michigan...but if we did that we'd be anti-semitic. /eyeroll",Yah and Israeli's aren't our allies +How's your RB situation? Henry only has any value if DeMarco goes down. I know he had a history of injuries but he's been going strong for quite a while. I wouldn't bet too much on him going down.,"Got McCoy, cmike, Dixon, DeAndre Washington." +45 minutes for sound,The countdown timer at :42 for so long it causes burn in +But saving for that down payment while paying rent and loans.....,"just take out another loan for the down payment, its that easy" +"I have the exact same problem, a few others have too and it's pretty much not fixable right now, you would have to mess with so much stuff in the registry and such which I tried and now have an error which tells me to update my steam client which is already up to date so I'm sad to say I think we just have to wait until an update fixes this which can be whenever Valve notice us :(",Run csgo in compatibility mode +the state of being cold,fucking wow +"You mean kind of smiling? If so then I think it's a couple of factors such as photo angle, setup of the shot, etc. Kinda reminds me of the ISIS photo op where they showed off their dead fighters with grins on their face as if it implies they are now being rewarded for being matyrs.",yep +I'm really good at being depressed. Can I monetize that?,Combine with drugs and become a writer/musician/artist? +Well it took us 5000 years to fill hell. How much time does one cave buy us?,About tree fitty +or dont move in with a woman period.,I agree 100%. +"He's behaving exactly like I thought he would. He's behaved this way for 70 years, thinking he'd change is completely unrealistic.",But we should give him a chance! +"I think he just broke the line, honestly.",The Ball hit the start of the line that's not a first down. +"I think I'm in the minority but I have no ill feelings towards Brent. However, like any opposing player, I hope he has a miserable 60 minutes.",I'm with ya +Smallpox face.,Yes but vaccines violates my rights +"It's be more ashamed than anything. Hide that gif, please.","Wow dude, you're being really douchey over someone not taking patrol seriously." +How is he only 28? That doesn't seem fair...,Same age as your young DeGrom. +Uphold Marxism-Yodaism you must.,Flair twins +OMG! RLY! So it works with normal HDMI 1.2 on the 300 series and fury series?,Just bandwidth restricted (max frame rate) +Did anyone pre-order an IIBY shirt? I REALLY REALLY REALLY want one but by the time I saw it was up and the link was emailed to everyone it was sold out :( Did anyone get one? Is annoying willing to sell me an xl or 2x?,If you live in America you might be able to get one at hot topic +"I don't know exactly what this means. I'm all for: 1. Making sure Social Security continues to exist and my lifetime's worth of investment into it isn't just for tax cuts to the wealthy. 1. Making sure Medicare continues to exist. 1. Expanding Obamacare to the point that everyone has healthcare at a reasonable price, esp with a public option. 1. Women should have control over their bodies and their doctors shouldn't be required to report to the government about what's in their vaginas. 1. Aggressive taxation of the rich making money off of wealth rather than work. 1. Promotion of green energy and discouraging the use of carbon based fuels. 1. More affordable College. **EVERY ONE OF THESE HAS BEEN RUINED FOR A SOLID 4 YEARS THANKS TO BERNIE SANDERS.**","That's all neoliberal policy, if you dont support single payer, free tuition for Barron Trump, a $15 MW, and taxing the rich at 90% instead of 45% you are just a centrist Republican neolib-con." +"Hand up the arse, rod full of bull spunk down the vag :)",The hand up the arse doesn't sound entirely necessary... +"When I was having sex with another woman and thought Vagina is gross, I don't like vagina at all.",I had the same thought but during my o&g rotation in med school - vaginas are disgusting. +New Clothing,Just ran into a Trapper with a blue mask and immediately restarted the game...nothing for lil' poor ol' teenidol. +"Or just do your fucking job. When I had worked at a place where you asked for a name for orders, if anyone gave me a funny name i thought it was great and a change of pace from the norm. These kids are just fucking pussies.",next step is pushing people into ovens! +Illness as indicator: Local health outcomes predict Trumpward swings,"If this article is correct, and were Trump a politician interested only in power and not the well-being of his constituencies, then he (and his crew) could take away from the article that he should make health care in this country even worse than it currently is." +LF1M ToO Competitive Flawless or 7. Post psn,kinosaurus6 +"IEM PRODUCTION TRASH TALK THREAD 2 SECONDS INTO GAME AND ALREADY A PAUSE! YOU KNOW THE RULES, ALL CAPS ON!",WOW ITS ESL IM SO SURPRISED +"If you want to be a super hero, kill your parents. Super simple stuff",Yasai Guno... is that you? +"Neat. Also, hopefully they don't have any explosions with manned capsules.",Good to know they can get out of there quick if they do though. +I think the film is drawn more along masculinity and femininity than race tbh.,"I agree - but partially I think that's one of the reasons why the sections that reflect race often do so in very ham-handed and awkward, conflicting ways." +yes this sub. Every other person would comment things like It's time to get blutooth and throw away your nice reliable normal headphones,"Why use a reliable, unpowered peripheral you can replace for $5-10 when you can use an unreliable, chargeable peripheral that iOS like to unpair randomly twice a day, for the low, low cost of $30-150?" +"Romney was given the chance to kiss the ring. Trump's goal is to humiliate him, and pretend to give a crap about what he says... so that fools in the media will cling to the myth that any of this is normal. Romney will not be secrtary of state... not unless there will be some major ass-kissing in the future. That being said, Trump does adhere to the make 'me fight for my love style of management. He might want Romney on board to make others on his team fight for his attention.",Found a Trump voter +DID YOU EVEN TEST THIS ONE TIME ON PS4!? I know we can't compete in ESL and ProLeague but we still deserve equal treatment and testing. Nice Job again Ubisoft just keep adding to your reputation.,NO TESTING ON PS4 BECAUSE YOU DID NOY PAY FOR THE G... OH WAIT... +"He wasn't gonna run again. We're at the equivalent of the part where the Millenium Falcon just left the Death Star, everyone still reeling after Darth Vader struck down Obi-Wan Kenobi. Turns out Bernie is Obi-Wan, and the phrase if you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine is relevant here. The cool part is Obi-Wan can still give advice and occasionally help people out.",I think this analogy breaks down when you consider that (a) Bernie probably won't be communicating from beyond the grave and (b) that every BernieBro wouldn't get to be Luke Skywalker (unless Bernie plans on working a lot harder in death than he did in life). +"No revives was the only time in the last year and a half when I actually enjoyed Trials. I also liked no radar - sure, you had the corner camping numbnuts who would just sit there with a shotgun, but the majority of it was fun. Made the team communication and callouts *way* more important though IMO, and that was fun.","Ya, screw this dude for sharing his opinions, amirite?" +Snax?,I love snaxie +Well we're the champion so why not,"Spoilers, dude!" +Really Uplay...,"Its Ubisofts way of saying We already have your Season Pass money, so like it really matters what its about...." +"ex convicts, what was it like using the toilet when you finally got released?",Took a while for me to realise i didnt need to sort through my shit to retrieve my shiv everytime...... +Elf's ultimate blending brush is amazing! Highly recommend getting that as well,Got it :) thanks! +Maybe the issue people like Lincoln has been glorified to something that Lincoln was not.,Can't wait for 500 years when everyone remembers how barbaric people were in 2016 because they raised half a trillion animals for slaughter a year and then dismisses everything accomplished. +It'll be a selectively enforced when convenient kind of law. Something along the lines of use of encrypted channels in the act of another crime blah blah blah.,I'm fairly sure this is already UK law. +The man is accused of violating banking secrets...,Why is Switzerland not prosecuting the bankers who help the US chase tax dodgers then? +"Idk, maybe its Must Get In Front?","Yep, that's it." +"Welk(e) liedje(s) gaan jullie op stemmen? // Which track(s) will you vote for? Beste r/thenetherlands , Vanaf vrijdag (28-11-2016) mogen we weer stemmen voor de songs die in de top2000 komen te staan. Zoals jullie weten (en zo niet, onder welke steen heb jij geleefd?) komt de uitslag op radio 2 van 1e kerstdag tot en met oudjaar. &nbsp; Nu mijn vraag aan jullie; op welke tracks gaan jullie stemmen? Het is natuurlijk traditie op deze traditie om 'Gotta Catch 'm All' van Jason Page (Pokemon theme) zo hoog mogelijk in de lijst proberen te krijgen; maar zijn er dit jaar bijzonder (ondergewaardeerde) goede tracks uitgekomen die zeker de aandacht van r/thenetherlands en een topplek in de top2000 waard zijn? &nbsp; &nbsp; // ENGLISH Dear r/thenetherlands , Forthcoming Friday we will able to vote for the music tracks we think deserve a spot in the Top2000; for those of you not familiar with this phenomenom, each year 'NPO Radio 2' organises a (traditional) hit parade of the (you guessed it!) 2000 most popular songs. These will subsequently be aired from Christmas Day all the way trough New Year's Eve. My question to you is; which track will you be voting for? Since year and day we like to mess up the traditional ballot with a tradition of our own; trying to get the Pokemon theme under the guise of 'Gotta Catch 'm All', performed by Jason Paige, as high in the hit charts as possible. &nbsp; However, I was rather wondering if you think there are any particularly good (undervalued / underappreciated) tracks that you think should earn it proper attention of r/thenetherlands and a top spot in the rankings?","Bohemian Rhapsody en Hotel California, natuurlijk" +How to circle dragon with arrow man?,How deal surprising amount of damage as angel lady? +Donald Trump to End Federal Student Loan Program - Washington Journal,"Wait, I thought Trump and Hillary were the same?" +Id on the kicks,jeremy scotts +Moises Alou,I get the reference don't worry +A monkey definitely wrote the title,A comma after the word months would make it much easier to understand. +"Nice to see it only takes 1,000 years for Trump to finally take some action towards climate change.",That explains why the entire planet is blue... +YOURE A TERRIBLE PET,So clever. +Oh no not Morata!!!,"I didn't know Benzema used reddit... Well, what's up Karim?" +What do you guys think about my Isaac pumkin?,"I was planning on carving one but, I mean, there's simply no topping this." +One of the women was detected as an in path object because she was over the line. I think.,"Bullshit, Walter, mark it eight." +"Is this implemented, yet?",Yes but they nerfed HS so it's effectively the same as having HS. +"During the smash our crew ran into multiple AI maxes, it was unbelievable",nah... pounder maxes are totally not AI +The cake.,I was going to say this. +There's a special place in hell for people who do what?,...for women who don't support each other +That is lit as fuck!,Is this +do you really mix bud light and orange juice though??,My powers of detection tell me this is +They might want to save it until next season and give it to Watson or McCaffrey this year. Jackson is a beast though - so damn fast.,No way either of them deserve it over Jackson right now. +TIL Bill Gates' net worth is four and a half times as large as North Korea's estimated GDP,I could've sworn this said Bill Murray last time I scrolled by here. +"I don't think there is that many UGA fans on here, unless they all lurk like I do.",Here +2 Months ago I made the King Of Swing Lucio montage. Some people told me I would suck on PC. This video is for those people.,"well yah its easy to do on console and pc, but in real life he wouldnt be able to do that at all." +Mostly or all white shooters? Yet people want a Muslim registry and oppose a gun registry.,Yeah we should make Islamic people wear arm bands too! +All men must die.,You forgot the +"Tips for a Sniper? So I am reasonably new to this game, and my favorite class is sniper, as I can't really play any other classes. How can I get more kills using the huntsman and also die less? I use the huntsman because I found it and like it a lot. Thanks so much!","Everyone goes through a huntsman phase at some point, you'll get over it." +Betty Brosmer 1950s,Colorize? +I heard that they don't activate if you get these Scorestreaks from a care package. Is that the issue maybe?,"No, they were still working for me from CP's provided I had them unlocked with a token already" +RIP GTX 1080. Someone left my window open and rain got in my computer,Put rice in you PC +Im no mney spent so far. That 5x thanksgiving bundle looks niiiiiiice. worth it? can u talk me out of it. im about to,I only have 8 food items and can onluy play till wedenseday which is when the current soloes (and im assuming challenges) expire. +Is her name Erica?,Yup +A woman makes hilarious cardboard cutouts for her dog,Do you not understand plurals? +0-0 tie?,I think bears need a loss due to 2-1 division tiebreaking record. +"It's pretty simple, they have increased the base rate of pay to above the award to compensate for the loss of penalties. So what that means is that anyone working only days will be better off. If you works days and nights you are about the same. And if you only work nights and/or weekends you are worse off.",I'm lovin' it :D +Yo real talk I'm upset they got rid of natural red hair. It kinda kills the immersion for me when my character can't have the same hair color as me but I can throw on some white hair and pretend to be Kakashi from naruto.,"My gf has got one of these hair *exactly*, but then there's no red hair at all... what?" +cyka blyat,"RUSH B CYKA, go long kurwa" +"Yea, I'm slowly starting to fear that with this so called post-truth America we're in internet trolls have figured out how to literally weaponize stupid.",Or they bandy this shit around until someone with mental illness acts on it... just wait until some poorly worded trump tweet sets off some asshole to get at the enemies of the god emperor trump. +This - they probably have stats on the amount of people who actually scanned stuff in TTK.,"But, but, didn't everyone want the story in the game?" +"That's half the fun. And the best thing is, they are shitposters. Let them cry about us being mean.",This is why Trump won. +Is Alex Jones a raver?,Bill Hicks is a raver? +So why did Trump supporters vote for him?,Trump is going to bring the jobs back. +even worse then bogdan?,bogdan isn't in rank S anymore +fuck off asshole...why don't you go blow hillary or your cuck favorite bernie?,I guess the joke was a little too subtle... +"Only if you later pay her dad and marry her, then its ok.","This is true, they weren't complete barbarians!" +"Well, it's Berlin. You let one person know where a good burger bun place is and it becomes mainstream, and then tourists come and ruin it. (Obviously being facetious here)",Wonder what the persons recommending Mustafas are saying now? +At least sportspeople have a demonstrable skill set.,"So does actors... I do agree that the whole they are famous, because they are famous thing is really strange though." +You guys are asses sometimes. This guy was trying to just enjoy his food and some random takes a pic of him and makes fun of the guy. Smh.,:( +"this feels even worse then when the team fell apart last year, im devastated.",-group hug- +Maybe it is for sissy PC lunatics.,lol ok creep +Her personal 9/11.,"Well, she only fell down once." +"Because Diglett gets Aerial Ace, it can use the Z-Move Supersonic Airstrike. Which causes it to fly spectacularly through the air.",Oh of course +clear your eyes out baby,Yeah my world was a lot easier to live in when I could tell how bad a person was by the color of their skin and then blame the problems of my world on them. +What song turned you on to Radiohead?,Creep haha.. And no that's not +"Latest early access Battlefield 1 Benchmark GameGPU, 1080p Full Ultra preset.",aaand theres no 390x..... and no its not same as 290. +A man returned a Christmas tree one year. He was pretty bummed out and when I asked him about it he told me that he was supposed to have visitation this Christmas but his ex refused to let him see his kids. I still think about that guy. I hope he gets his kids this year.,Patriarchy! +"Yes, but does that _really) make a difference? I'm looking for lived experience answers, not theoretical ones.","Yes, I have heard reviewers says that you lose some peripheral vision and you lose the immersion" +"that's pretty good, hope you enjoy the game.","Same to you, I wont spend more money on the game though, really fed up with the gameplay (PC)." +TIL people actually watch videos recommended by youtube,"Without youtube recommendations, I wouldn't come across channels like Tom Scott or Kurzgesagt so it's sometimes useful, yea" +Nice try ISIS,I laughed at that much more than I should have. +Damn she is ugly..,Signed sealed and delivered. +I saw someone post that Jesus was changing his heart. Why couldn't Jesus have been changing Hillarys heart?,Cause she kills babies +human rights are a myth,I think the phrase social construct is a bit more accurate. +Fucking Mike...,Well that's what your wife is doing. +"I'm not worried about the 2 quid, I'm worried about drunkenly forgetting to lift my jacket, then having to stumble in the next day while hanging out of my arse to ask about it.",Damn rich folk who can afford a cloakroom charge +i wonder if cammer was the only one in the left lane. or were there more in front,Yeah hard to say but usually if you're being tailgated it's cause you're going too slow and there is nothing in front of you. +"Awesome! Even if this has been posted before I never saw it, so thanks!","Me neither, thanks OP" +"How has the 2016 election changed you? For my part, I came to realize that the corporate media has devolved into pure propaganda. Everything about this election was choreographed in Hillary's favor, from the beginning right on down to the fireworks planned for her inevitable victory celebration. I also learned that the Democratic party is no longer the open tent it once was and that they have just as much contempt for voting rights as Republicans did in 2000. They learned all the wrong lessons from that election, it would seem. What about you? How did the 2016 election affect you?",I've found out that the Republicans are not always the bad guys. +guile cosplay (lee sin shit),scripting +10-Oct,"I agree, as an 8/8 this is far to weak and would never see play." +Wanted to see if Florida would look good as an Island too.,What's your problem with Gainesville? +Steph is damn near white and was born into a rich family so he doesn't count.,YES BUT HE'S STILL A THUG YOU KNOW HOW THEY ARE +Brexit caused me to stub my toe,"No, that's an immigrants fault" +"I really miss old school handlock. Knowing when to take damage, when to trade, when to heal, when to shadowflame, when to stop tapping, when to jaraxxus. It always felt so rewarding when you judged everything correctly. I used to enjoy playing and get down to 5-10 every season, now I just keep my quests clear and barely push past 15.","Yup, handlock was the epitome of a slow control deck, the death of handlock marked the death of late control decks imo" +"Looking at his post history, it's not surprising he goes on incel subreddits.",Makes you wonder how he made a son in the first place. +"Yeah, I have a German friend who works for Texas Instruments in Munich. They speak English at work because there are so many people from different countries.",Second largest language at work (native) is Spanish. +its a stolen pic from another player.,"His gear is crazy, but what's crazier is how many basi/ogres he blew up to get there.. im talking billions ... billlllions." +How to never die to porcupines again: use abyssal cry.,Sure but that will slow you down +Yea it wasnt fun for regular players. :D,funny that i get approving comments and DOWNVOTES XD +"When I worked at JCPenney, every Christmas they'd make us write down/bring a picture of what we wanted for Christmas. They'd take the paper/picture and post it to the door that separated the lowly pleb break room from the manager offices. Just for shits and giggles I wrote a raise and posted it on the door. I was almost immediately pulled aside by my section manager where he told me that my negativity was affecting the performance of the rest of the team and that I needed to put something more appropriate. Apparently, pointing out that 1. I had just taped it to the door barely 20 minutes ago, how could it so quickly affect everyone's performance? 2. Not getting any form of raise was waaay more detrimental to team morale than a piece of paper. 3. What could be a more appropriate gift than more money? wasn't the smartest move I could've taken. I didn't stay on much longer after the holidays were up.","Wanting to improve your financial situation via increased income is a form of negativity, because capitalism is totally pro-human nature!" +I have one of these and love it. Barely touch my keyboard anymore. Great for mapping Overwatch emotes and sayings to the joystick when playing!,Does it have membrane or mechanical switches? +How is what you just said not racist?,You can't be racist against white people. +Hammer and sickle. That'll go well.,"Well, we all know what a bastion of ethnic tolerance and inclusiveness the soviets were so it totally makes sense with their message." +Anyone else feel like the country desperately needs a third party (preferably a centrist party) to save us from the extremes that both Republicans and Democrats have taken us to?,"Yeah the problem with the democrats is they are never willing to make deals," +"I mean, its called Chaos for a reason. Anything other than Competitive modes or doubles and threes, dont expect people to be really trying","I mean I played with friends and laughed my ass off, but something inside of me died just as this happened ... ;~;" +Oo good point,Funny thing - I live in Europe and haven't seen non only chip machine in a looong time. +Just like Reddit!,"For reddit, it's the other way around." +"McCoy is the worst , we dont need him. He not s worthless paying 1 of three games",We are losing this game right now because of McCoy and stupid Russ Brandon +Roadhog and Junkrat for a Mad Max take?,You could also include ana with that wasteland skin. +"The way round they have their toilet paper. I just sort of put it on the holder and don't really care which way round it is? It's not decoration, you are literally going to smear your shit on it.",You take that back you heathen going under is for degenerates! +"Come on Kearse. You can't run into the guy's back, even if he flops.",It's not his fault he's faster than that guy! +Week 15 complaint thread My team is the worst,"If our offense could just remove their heads from their asses, that would be great." +"As a 25 year old black male, posse isn't offensive nor derogatory towards African-Americans.","Wait, but I thought all Redditors were white" +"This should be much, much higher. The bubble sketch was *brutal* to the left","It was harsh but I would say it was brutal, let alone brutal in italics." +"I [kinda] watched the game [on mute] and i dont even know what happened. He just looked bad, was there a reason for him not playing crunch-time other than he sucked ass?",rose is the best defensive point guard in the league +"I get that controls on a phone are limited, but couldn't they do something like Super Mario RPG if we can't get the controls for a proper Mario title?",If they did then i hope it would be on android also +"I'm assuming nobody here has heard about the rampant migrant (rape) crimes in Germany, Sweden and England (Rotherham)?",Lol No what exactly are you talking about? +"Is it bad that I like it? I don't like it $2,000, I like it about $300, but I still like it.",Good thing it's only $1999 instead of $2k! +Any of the other dozens of skyscrapers in New York.,Was an +"Yes. They're called, women who wear makeup and also aren't morbidly obese.",Do attractive men exist? +Doubt it. The Illegals in California would have dropped California off your map.,It's easy to put the blame there but people overwhelming supported her here for God knows what reason. +A star wars story,Top quality shitpost +1 +Anti-bullying advocate Roz Ward harasses bystander while marching in a Melbourne rally,What a shock. +"NFL kickers miss 11 PAT attempts, most in Super Bowl era",Aaaaaand that's why you draft em in the 2nd round +It's a good system too.,"Yea it was nice, you had neighbors and a little neighborhood to explore, you had your house where you could decorate and leave things." +"If GTA V had as much traffic as real life California, nobody would play the game.","I don't know, I think it would help justify the massive killing sprees by seemingly random individuals." +I paid $39.99 for it about 10 months ago and don't regret buying it for that price.,"Good to hear, thank you" +Lure him across the pond with tim tams and lamingtons. It's the only way. And I hope you're okay after the storm the other day!,"Haha he's studying so can't travel, but I'm not tied down to anything at the moment and am self-employed so it's possible a Texas trip could happen in the near future" +Trump said that SNL is 'totally one-sided' - I think Norm MacDonald's old Weekend Update clips show that the bias is more personal than partisan.,"Man, we should all boycott SNL until that Norm MacDonald guy is fired" +"My external hard drive. It has 1000s of pictures of family, some of whom are no longer with us. Also many pictures of my Daughter with her late Mother.",Def make sure it gets to the cloud in case the HDD stops. +What is mince? No flame suit necessary. You are absolutely right.,Mince Meat. +Me,Me too +I like that he gets involved like this.,isn't it kinda his job? +"My Uncle and his parents in an internment camp in Arizona, 1940s","oh, back when america was great." +The SEC isn't so mighty anymore thanks to Nick Saban,proof saban is losing his edge? +BRRRRT?,"No, they're very stealthy, it's like ^^^^^BRRRRTTTT!" +I like my 8320...,Shhh you're in denial +"TIL that in Massachussets, it's illegal to listen to music in a public place without the use of headphones",That's racist +Thank you Haha,What's funny? +Some mildly interesting wrestling images from my archives,Taker without sleeves just seems wrong to me at this stage +How 'common sense' came to mean its opposite under Donald Trump,"Honestly, common sense is such a BS term I hate with a passion." +U,C +"Yeah they only hunt and kill and eat and maim humans, no big deal.",Yeah and they also make certain humans to give up their habitat for following a non animalistic religion. +Pretty sure in episode 9 the girl said Teddy was to be reincarnated as Wyatt.,"I thought this too, but she says that Teddy will come back at Wyatt's side." +Now is not the time to go high. That was during the election. Now is the time to fight.,Indeed! +"yeah, at least this one is not over yet",That 1 year free g-fuel though +"Leftist open carry in Austin, Texas",Can't wait to point fingers at anyone I dislike and call them racists! +All: Read the above ^ comment if you want a level-headed summary of the situation.,Thanks for curating the entire comment section for me! +"Your family showed you Saving Private Ryan when you were 6-7 years old..? Doesn't that seem like a pretty intense, mature movie for such a young kid? Did it cause nightmares?",It doesn't show any nipples or sex so it's fine. +IEM Oakland just gave f0rest the MVP award.... before the finals.,pretty sure f0rest is the greatest CS player of all time and every tournament he attends is automatically obliged to give him a MVP medal +Look at how many people watch the Kardashians...,Straight guys aren't in the show's demographic... +Blizzard Cannot Into Math,OP can not into sentence. +Too soon ):,Speaking of cities that are lacking in cups... Are you feeling the Blues? +"Extra: 1x Ritual Beast Ulti-Cannahawk 3x Ritual Beast Ulti-Apelio 2x Ritual Beast Ulti-Pettlephin 2x Ritual Beast Ulti-Gaiapelio 1x Daigusto Emeral 1x Lightning Chidori 1x The Phantom Knights of Break Sword 1x Leviair the Sea Dragon 1x Dante, Traveler of the Burning Abyss 1x ABC-Dragon Buster 1x Blue-Eyes Spirit Dragon Hmm, what could I possibly be playing",Lol well that just gives it away xD Ritual Beast with tech'd Ghost Reaper and Cherries +"Russia annexed the Ukraine without firing a single bullet. As far as insidious imperial expansionism goes, that's pretty cool. I wonder how the conquered people feel about it. As far as I'm aware, they couldn't give less of a fuck.",Well I guess Serhiy Kokurin's family will be happy to hear he's alive. +7.7 you say?,In 4 years +They got their money. They don't care.,"This might come as a surprise, but developers actually care immensely about the products they make." +this seems sort of random to me...anastasia x nicole guerriero collab,I have a feeling it'll be a single liquid lipstick color. +Minor drug use.,"Well considering he's buying it for minors, it's fine." +Caeser speaks - Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2011),The only time I've ever heard an audience gasp was when Caesar shouted NO!!! +"Very sad. Burlington is just 30 minutes away from where I live. Frankly, I think the shooter looks more Arabic than Hispanic.",I hope the coats are all ok... +"It would be lunacy for the Red Army to go on the offensive in 1941. Here's why: The army was recently enlarged, and there was a shortage of command staff at basically every level. Many officers were catapulted up the chain of command without enough time to get the hang of their existing rank. These drawbacks could only be resolved in one way, through holding exercises, but large scale exercises had not been held for some time. Polish resistance was nearly absent during the campaign in 1939, and the army was feverishly working to process the experience from the Winter War. The state of the tank forces was especially sad. The old models of tanks were worn out with catastrophically few spare parts available. The new tanks were a whole different set of problems. Not only have the manuals not been written yet for the T-34, KV, and T-40, they were scheduled to be completed late in the year. Meanwhile, the tanks were worth their weight in gold and hoarded instead of being run into the ground in training. On one hand, the crews weren't ready to fight, on the other hand the factories had no worn-out engines to analyze in order to make improvements. Not that it mattered much: the T-34 and KV were already old news, production was gearing up for the T-34M and KV-3. The KV-4 and KV-5 were to be built next year, and only then would the heavy tank of the Red Army finally decided on. Things were going even worse with the T-50, the replacement for the obsolete T-26 tank. The prototype was more or less in an acceptable state, but it was unclear where to build parts for the tank. The engine was also a sore spot. Same as with the T-34, there was no manual written for this tank, crews have not yet been trained. Tanks are my specialty, so I know mostly about those deficiencies in the pre-war Red Army, but I'm sure that the state of the navy and air force were comparable. There was absolutely no way an invasion could have taken place in 1941.",Sounds like me trying to build an army in Civilization +"The ex in question and I are still Facebook friends, she became a grandmother this year. I'm well aware how old we're getting.",So... Is she a GILF? +"That line definitely made me buy the William = MiB theory a lot more. The main problem I can't reconcile is Dolores having a flashback of the buried town being inhabited, when she and William are there in its buried state.","So far we're at three timelines and counting, with a few events taking place outside of this (like mib killing Maeve and her daughter)" +They did expect to get it back... why on earth would you think otherwise? The entire bailout was structured around that idea.,Oh yeah that's why the banks have been so great about extending loans to the people since the bail-out. +His name is Beel-Zebub and he is the worldly form of satan. Be careful he can steal your soul and if it gets in your pants you will be giving birth to the anti-christ in 9 months. Spray it with bug spray in the shape of a crucifix and then hit it with a bible. Then set it on fire and put the ashes in a lead box and throw it in the ocean.,"Beel'zebub is usually associated with flies, not spiders." +December 2016 Games with Gold question,Yeah i'm pretty excited about the prospects of pool nation fx 2 aswell +I was a PlayStation guy my whole life... but then,We don't want you unless you remove that sticker. +"I can't believe LazyTown is becoming an unironic fandom like it started as memes but is now becoming a true fandom... this is MLP all over again! Except i actually like it myself? like robbie is the star no question just dear lord he's great but I have to admit the other characters are okay too, even if robbie is the best one... I am genuinly thinking of sitting down and watching a full episode of this freaking baby show! i think the reason i like it is the body humor akin to something like the three stooges with the sound quality and action of a cartoon like looney tunes mashed in with actually unironicly good music (no one can honestly tell me master of disguise, we are number one, we are a pirate, cooking by the book, etc are honestly bad) Dear lord tumblr is just lazytown... town right now, i dont even go on there that often but my feed is just people drawing robbie and sportacus and them as a couple for some reason? I guess a fandom isnt a fandom until unnecasary gay ships...",i cant take the concept of lazytown yaoi seriously +The CES letter wakes you up to the reality that the church isn't true. Fawn Brodie's No Man Knows My History teaches you how it happened and why. Give your mom a hug from all all of us. Good luck to you both.,And tell your mom about this sub. +Dak Prescott's 41-Yard Bomb to Butler,Triggered +Then why is there no test case?,those with vested interests make sure that any case that looks like it might get to SCOTUS gets let off. +I cried too. Tears of joy that is.,"Have an up vote, came here to say this lol" +"If your news outlet didn't mention that Hillary got caught on tape rigging the 2006 Palestinian elections, you were definetely watching FAKE NEWS.","My news told me she was the most qualified ever and that Donald Trump is orange, thats how I know it isn't fake." +She is exactly who Trump deserves.,Equally well read +Whats an incel?,Involuntary celibate. +Whisky is getting huge!,Whisky will always think they are still puppy sized though. +Doesn't help some of us who go out of town for Thanksgiving... :(,It's almost like it's just a reward for folks who commit the time over the holiday +TIL that a student in China can secure a loan by providing nude images of themselves holding their student ID as collateral to be released online in case of a loan default,I own you slave +Dont give Trump ideas. It bothers me that players are required to respond to media but also have limitations on what they can say.,Athletes have a duty to tell fans everything they want to hear and nothing else! +Your phobias are how you died in past lives. What's the story of your death?,Clowns killed me with umbrellas while riding horses. +Best selfie ever,This is the funniest thing I've seen on this sub all day! +2500 year old brew!,Recipe? +"He actually kept the gold 91-100 border + the 5 stars ofc, just his level reset.","oh yea forgot to mention the 91-100 border, good point!" +What does Hallowed be thy name means ?,I think it means you have to dress up as God on Halloween. +Punishing students who skip class with a suspension makes no sense,Some schools give Saturday detention +Richard Lewis chosen journalist of the year by esports Industry Awards,Glad the guy choked his way to the top. +"My mom use to buy each of us one colour, didn't matter for my brother, he was the only boy. But my sisters had red and blue underwear and I had purple. Once we could do our own laundry that was the way it was. :)",Until the day the reds and blues get washed together and all come out purple. +Our President Elect is a real tough guy... The candidate who was going to defeat ISIS is currently at war with Saturday Night Live and a Broadway musical.,Better to start a campaign against a frog. +Eternal Discord,An eternal 6 +"It's called Neo-realism. The most famous example of this is in Italy in the 40s, just after the war. The Studios were full of people who's homes had been destroyed during the war and the actors were killed, so they used real people in real locations, so it looks so much more edgier. I would watch Rome Open City or the Bicycle Thieves. source: Did a film degree, wrote essays on this plus City of God!",How could you write essays without knowing when to use who's and when whose? +Thats why its good to have a fluke DTX or VERSIV,That's why its good to have a *budget that allows for decent test equipment such as the* Fluke DTX or VERSIV. +I think it's a russian thing. Popular in super cold areas.,Perhaps like how they drink yak butter tea in the Himalayas? +When will a news agency call him for what he is. A terrorist. He committed a politically motivated terrorist act,He can't be a terrorist he's white +"That means in a fast game like OP mentions, all the BBs would lose credits, not for playing bad, but for being slow.","I'm sure you could could come up with a system that only penalizes consistently poor play, but that would take some thought and we know WG is happy with the current MM because they are making money." +"Oh, sorry. Let me rephrase that so it only applies to me. I haven't even thought of torrenting music since I got Spotify. Better?",Thatll teach ya to speak in generalities. +Nothing to do ... why not?,Also known as autopilot & chill. +"Right, because mental illness always goes away forever and never comes back once you get help. God people on Reddit are such assholes when it comes to celebrities, it's ridiculous.",he has money so it makes it ok to hate or act like they aren't people with problems +"If the Saudi's wanted to cripple ISIS financially they would've just bombed their facilities while they were in the area. They're taking a ~$12B/mo hit at $40 oil, no way they're doing that to cripple ISIS when the other methods are so much cheaper.","yes, because destroying the means of production that they plan on recapturing is the smarter move." +They can stop pretty damn fast. But they are not as fast at stopping or turning as a gazelle. Which is why there are still gazelles.,I love nature +"That's with anything though, there will always be people that aren't happy. I mean these keys don't have to be the minuscule 10 fragments, but maybe something like 15 or 20 would work. All this post was about was Bungie's respsonse to this request","Game doesn't work how I want it to, stupid game..." +"I placed in Gold, but honestly feel like I belong in Silver, so that's how I voted.","Placed in bronze, but honestly feel like I belong in Grandmaster, so that's how I voted" +Leivo still injured,Robidas Island has a new resident. +You should call it Giant Mace.,And make it an 8/8. +"Don't we love left wing hypocrisy, folks? They were shouting for Tulsi to run in 2020 a few months ago and now today she's a homophobic racist nationalist because she met with Trump",Now she's a Jill Stein esque radical leftist +QBs are judged by winning by media/fans. It is unfair but it is what it is. I don't judge a QB by winning cause I know better but I can't tell others what to judge it by.,Clearly Tony Romo sucks and Dak is Roger Staubachs illegitimate son. +how many people play osrs ??,"about 10, the rest are bots" +eggs are a little bit over and your hollandaise is alittle light in colour,I always love my hollandaise super dark. +"Well, if you take that thought to it's logical conclusion, we should start expecting the powerful people in these subgroups to start addressing their followers as individual Americans, who can make individual choices and less so as a voting block. No longer talk about 'our vote' and 'our interests', but about 'your vote' and the interest of all of America. I think that way of thinking prevents any people from being led onto any party's plantation.","excellent observation, this is key." +If it's a compliment about the Rams (save for their d-line) it is by default sarcastic.,Kase Keenum is an awesome QB. +Just saw your flair. So you are in the fanboy club. FYI the model 3s are ugly AF too.,Cool +Any porn with women like this?,Julie Cash is pretty close +"Oh, but, he can't help it! Can he? Since preds are just biologically predisposed to be savages.",We're talking about polar bears not black people +"Let's see what he can do, boys. Not surprised he's gonna start... But not excited either.",We kind of already saw what he could do. +"I tried to keep it going, but he was really wanting the 1v1; so we played.",And how did that go? +Kaine calls Trump a desperate loser,Kaine campaigning out of a pickup in front of 20 people today proves it +Ragan 2017? Any rumors on where Ragan ends up in 2017?,"Trump's presidential advisory board for agriculture, specializing in peanut farming." +Yea I just did it and sadly it didnt trigger,":/ damn sorry man, if it makes you feel better my game is glitched, my players Skelton pops out of his skin, so every time I crouch my screen goes red from looking into my own body haha like it's in playable at this point lol" +"Far be it for me to suggest you start eating red meat... But a quality steak (im not talking your supermarket steaks, im talking AAAA from a butcher or high end steakhouse) is, IMO one of the true pleasures of this earth. Beautifully marbled, never frozen, lightly seasoned, cooked to a mid rare... There are few things that can match it. For me, no other food has ever been as satisfying.","Psh, if the steak isn't mooing at me it has been cooked too long" +In Fukushima. What are the chances?,Apparently 100%? +I get to observe other peoples lives from outside their body.,Have you tried while inside their body? +Pretty sure that data does not reflect the current update. Majority of the data is from before the update. As far as Hell is concern.,"they are likely collecting the new data separately but showing the old for now, because the small sample of new data is largely useless, whilst the old data is useful for general purposes." +Imagine the fucking banter if us named Donovan as the interim manager... dude's got passion for the us team like nobody's business though so honestly I'd like the decision,They should at least give him an assistant's job. +"On Peds rotation right now, if I see another infant with an infectious respiratory illness I'm quitting and joining the circus. Seriously please just stop.",Yea I agree let's tell every worried parent to become a doctor +Aston Martin Vanquish S 2016,Aka the 2017 ford fusion. +Where and when are you going? I love hearing about these romantic dates,"On January 3rd, I will be out, I'm sorry, in, with my date Afterbirth+, where we will have a jolly ol' time together." +Well it's basically the same. You show up to your specified polling place where they have your name on a list. Except here you don't have to prove who you are. You don't even have to show your driver's license. At least that's how it was this year in Minnesota,What's with the voter registration thoguh? +I've actually been meaning to ask do any of the guys with nicks such as PM_Me_Nudes/Tits have actually ever gotten any.,They do +"What would be a minimum goal(s) this season? We've went from 4th to a 2nd place in the league the last 3 seasons, which is kind of a slow progress, even though we should've won PL last season. We've lifted 2 major trophies the last 3 seasons with two FA Cups. What would be the slightest bit of progress now? Be in the title race the whole way? Get to the semi-finals of CL? Win the cup and at least get a 2nd place in PL? Do we have to win the league to see a progress?","Title is not necessary for me, just mount a serious title challenge and push them the whole way, if we win fantastic, if we don't then at least i know we gave it everything and didn't bottle it." +Linval Destroys Fox Sound Guy Bernie Beaudry,I just want to know how he didn't hear them coming +The Reward this Game Deserves,Worked for me! +How do you feel when you see the killer with a full prestige 3 outfit ? I cry and hope they kill me fast to end my suffering.,"I help until 2 gens are done then I hide in various lockers until the other 3 people die, at which point I hope to find the hatch before the killer." +That *is* the bigger picture. Racist ramblings about the Yellow Peril are a distraction.,"In our society everyone tries to swindle everyone else, there's nothing you can do about it" +A new building under construction.,"Thanks for posting an unfinished work, don't waste our time until it's finished" +11/21 PBE Update,"Wow, what a significant and impactful fervor buff" +"Often, statements like this from Bernie are intended to have another effect rather than him actually wanting to implement what he proposes. So what is he trying to do?",V10's. +Ha not to waste on his ass. NYC could be spending money cleaning up neighborhoods instead they have to pay to protect this turd in a suit.,"Don't worry, when AG Giuliani implements national stop and frisk, crime will go down, bigly, believe me!" +I'm pretty sure coal will phase itself out by then anyways as it becomes less economically viable compared to alternative energies.,b-b-but we gonna bring back coal! +I decided to create my own Switch home mock-up.,I really like the look of it. +Tickets for the playoffs go on sale next Wednesday the 28th. Via the Cowboys FB.,Wish I wasn't poor +Of course! That was her biggest qualification in my eyes. Not the fact that she was a US Senator. Or a Secretary of State. None of those things!,You forgot the +Too many Sydneysiders have moved in,"I'll fucking trolley pole you, ya gronk." +It's just suggesting another kid fantasy movie.,"One's a children's fiction about code, the other one is a children's fiction about cod." +This is a screen saver setting hidden in the old Control Panel from previous versions of Windows. To get to the setting follow the steps bellow: Open the start menu up and search for Control Panel Go to Appearance and Personalization Click on Change screen saver underneath Personalization on the right Under Screen saver there is an option to wait for x minutes to show the log off screen (See below) If you uncheck the checkbox you should be able to prevent your computer logging off.,"Thanks for the reply, But that's a setting i've already turned off in attempts to solve this problem." +A Message from President-Elect Donald J. Trump,What a racist. +Or it says SFX and is a nod to all the hard work of the special effects guys.,Same with Alladin with all good tigers know when to go becoming all good teenagers take off their clothes for some people. +It's List. Craig is a Scottish term for bargaining. It is related to blaith which means to bluff.,But have you spent years developing resistance to iocane powder? +Blinks into the enemy team faster than any other AM,you 5k players can't understand 8k decision making smh +Do you consider Jewish people to be a global threat?,Something something Germany protecting from Bolsheviks +But the full name of Joe Louis Arena... what other arena is named after one of its city's sports heroes?,Air Canada Center is named after Vince Carter +Jeff Fisher Fired,Jeff Fisher: Kind of odd all my teams end up doing bad +"How do you know he will be on the wrong side of history. On the one hand you have the argument that it is their body, they should be able to do what they like to it. On the other hand there is the argument that trans people are mentally ill and we are allowing them to mutilate their own bodies. Personally I don't know enough to say which side is right, I'm not sure anyone does.","The mentally ill argument is purely from the people that hate them, not the doctors or therapists or anyone else that deals with gender dysphoria on a professional or personal level." +"Why it's time to move on from Dom Capers. **TL;DR - There are two main reasons it's time to move on from Capers:** **1. His defensive scheme requires a level of experience and consistency that is unsustainable in today's NFL due to injuries and roster turnover.** **2. Dom's scheme has a clear, consistent pattern of immediate success followed by a significant fall off as opposing teams adjust.** So breaking it down slightly further: **His defensive scheme requires a level of experience and consistency that is unsustainable in today's NFL due to injuries and roster turnover.** Dom likes moving parts. He runs a large variety of formations and alignments, as well as basically every possible type of coverage and blitz combo. His DBs play man, zone, deep, shallow, blitz, etc. There's little consistency play to play, much less game to game, and it seriously stresses his players. The volume of information they need to be able to retain and process and then use on the field means that it takes a season or two for newer players to really play sound football within the scheme. This is compounded with rookies who are already trying to adjust to the speed of the game, and results in a lot of blown coverages and broken plays. This is a problem because it can't really be fixed as long as Dom runs this scheme. Today's NFL, due to the way the CBA is structured and the stricter emphasis on player safety, is always going to have a high degree of roster churn. The days of being able to build a group and then keep it together long term are over, at the very least for Green Bay. The sheer amount of money on the offensive side of the ball means that Green Bay can't afford to keep the defense together. **Dom's scheme has a clear, consistent pattern of immediate success followed by a significant fall off as opposing teams adjust.** I'm just going to let some stats do the talking for this one. Here's the teams Dom has either coached or been defensive coordinator for since 1995, with their defense ranks in each year. **Bolded years are years his teams placed in the top 10 in either category.** Carolina Panthers: * **1995 - 7th in yards, 8th in points** * **1996 - 10th in yards, 2nd in points** * 1997 - 15th in yards, 13th in points * 1998 - 30th in yards, 27th in points Jacksonville Jaguars: * **1999 - 4th in yards, 1st in points** * 2000 - 12th in yards, 16th in points Houston Texans: * 2002 - 16th in yards, 20th in points * 2003 - 31st in yards, 27th in points * 2004 - 23rd in yards, 15th in points * 2005 - 31st in yards, 32nd in points Miami Dolphins: * **2006 - 4th in yards, 5th in points** * 2007 - 23rd in yards, 30th in points Green Bay Packers: * **2009 - 2nd in yards, 7th in points** * **2010 - 5th in yards, 2nd in points** * 2011 - 32nd in yards, 19th in points * 2012 - 11th in yards, 11th in points * 2013 - 24th in yards, 21st in points * 2014 - 15th in yards, 13th in points * 2015 - 15th in yards, 12th in points * 2016 - 18th in yards, 27th in points Do you see the pattern yet? It's pretty tricky, but it's that Dom's defenses turn to shit after his first two years somewhere. He's never coached a top ten defense in yards or points after his first two seasons with a team. Why that is is up for interpretation, but my personal guess is that Dom's scheme is built largely around confusion and misdirection. This is super, super successful when he first arrives somewhere, because opponents aren't use to his defenses and don't know what to expect. After a few seasons though, they learn his tendencies and what to expect from his calls, and they start to see the pattern in the madness. Then all the confusion and misdirection just keeps players from being where they need to be when they need to be there. Regardless of why, Capers time with Green Bay needs to be up. There's a clear pattern of failure here and after 7.5 years it's time to stop expecting it to change.","Hey, maybe this post will be the one that gets him fired!" +This guy jacks. Off,"Jack, Jack, Jack of the Jungle!" +Dual core CPU and only up to 16gb of RAM. Even cheapo Walmart laptops have quad core CPUs.,"Because as Android clearly demonstrated, Octacore CPUs were miles above iPhone optimize dual-cores" +"The goal is that the flexibility is possible, it just isn't presented alongside the thematic and build-appropriate choices as a suggested option for a new player. That's a guaranteed way to have a player spread themselves too thin over too many build directions. Venturing off the beaten path should be a deliberate choice, not an accident caused by lack of game experience. With that in mind, we do want to add a gem vendor, or something that fulfills a similar role. It just won't be presented to you the first time you enter Lioneye's Watch on a new character. What form it takes is something that seems to be a perpetual topic of discussion in the office (Which is mostly why we haven't seen one just yet!). As for ascendancy classes, we made an effort to give every core class at least one open ascendancy class that could work with a variety of quirky builds while still providing unique thematic perks.","Make Leo sell them all, he doesn't have any other use anyway" +So... you bought this car for 31K..?,Yes? +"I don't necessarily hate the sport, just the players and their pathetic diving/flopping.","Yeah cause last nights game had no staging at all in it, right?" +"remember when racists were proud of being racists? these bully ass trolls have the world walking on egg shells while they go full Hitler and its just their freedom of speech, but no one else has any freedom of speech",MAGA! +8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2 8 - 2,28? +"Do we know the significance of the Purple Keepers in the Shadows of Evil EE? Maybe they can be related to the Super EE. Also if you think about it, it is a reference to Corrupted Keepers from Revelations. So maybe we need to do something with them.",Could be related to a boss fight step in there although i doubt it +He would be in a good company with House Lannister given his numerous sexual remarks about his own daughter.,"Yeah, but Trump never pays his debts." +"It costs way more than $1MM. Anyone living anywhere near NYC will have loss productivity due to traffic, tunnel/bridge closings, etc. for 4 yrs. Don't forget all the retail shops on that block will have loss of business as well, so at the end of the day, the costs is incredibly expensive to protect a jerk like him.",surely all the hundreds and thousands of protesters will use their hard earned money at local businesses around +Then what's the joke?,that Freakazoid is all aim = just one skill? +Why You Shouldn't Trust Polygon's Comparison Video of Assassin's Creed the Ezio Collection - YouTube,Why the fuck would anyone but a remaster in the first place +no,"Oh, so you have sexual desire and are not asexual?" +He is easily the most American Brit over the age of 60,"Is it because he's fat, loud, arrogant, and corrupt?" +Mentalitati de ghertoi..,Am uitat +"Twitch keeps making it harder to make a bot. There are some, but they keep going defunct.",bot purge never forgetti +Annie's Bedtime Fun,please take a seat over there +Alt+F4 my life if that happened to me. Jk who am I kidding 2k4lyfe,i mean might as well if you're gonna be 2k forever +"Periscope, not sonar is what you are thinking of","I mean, I was actually thinking about sonar but periscope works better." +Mexico's central bank head: Hope Trump won't be a 'hurricane',Guess they should probably start prepping to pay for that wall eh? +I think he is also me :(,Robert Paulson +"The goal is that the flexibility is possible, it just isn't presented alongside the thematic and build-appropriate choices as a suggested option for a new player. That's a guaranteed way to have a player spread themselves too thin over too many build directions. Venturing off the beaten path should be a deliberate choice, not an accident caused by lack of game experience. With that in mind, we do want to add a gem vendor, or something that fulfills a similar role. It just won't be presented to you the first time you enter Lioneye's Watch on a new character. What form it takes is something that seems to be a perpetual topic of discussion in the office (Which is mostly why we haven't seen one just yet!). As for ascendancy classes, we made an effort to give every core class at least one open ascendancy class that could work with a variety of quirky builds while still providing unique thematic perks.",No critical strike gem for Templar seems good and thematic. +Do you want a Planet of the Apes type scenario? Cause that's how you get a Planet of the Apes,I for one... +Ok mike. Sure you do.,10.5 km an hour is fast but not very fast +My name is Blaine!,Blaine County? +Game Crashes with Zenia Omni.,"Players said that zenia is underpowered, so they made her *broken*" +So no Christmas Login presents huh? Well too bad.,To prevent you from getting gems for LE's +Poor people voting Republican.,Still hoping for the dream to come true +Washingtonian here. Please take us with you. We can throw in Oregon too.,Free Cascadia when? +I'll say it... Wow... What a bitch.,What a biscuit. +You find them. They spawn randomly everyday at certain spots. People also seem to just drop them from time to time.. Some guards also hide them in some rooms.,Holy shit I'll go to jail if it's like a game +Keep your eye on the ball son,This is how people discover psychic powers. +Lol gtfo. It's not even possible to be 12 shredded. 5 is like the maximum shredded possible. Learn some basic science,I think he forgot putting +I'm in the same situation,Might just have to bite the bullet and go with basetao's shipping +Interesting new venue in London,"With Fabric re-opening and this place arriving, maybe there is hope for our nightlife after all." +Kevin actually,You sure it wasn't Chad? +Ganz besonders am WBhf,gibt auch nichts besseres als sich am bahnhof zu besaufen +I'm so happy that I see that flair and this comment. I'd be just as upset if this was Giroux. Definitely sucks and I hope he recovers quickly.,It's no fun beating you guys if you're missing your best player. +I actually just read there have only been 4 recorded condors ever.,It would only be possible on a par 6 but I don't think I've ever seen a par 6 +"Hey I can use the relic and some base, sent you a trade on huddle lets work something out",Wooo! +Mini Sweet Potato Pies,Now I need a recipe for all the leftover sweet potato mix. +"The UK also issued tin farthings in the 1600s, with a copper plug.","I'm sure there's more, the Thai example is the only one that came to mind since I have one." +Trump Drops Threat of New Hillary Clinton Investigation,4D chess amirite? +"Really? Not being a dick, genuinely curious here","Led the league in YPC, was on track for ~1200 yards in 10 games." +"Facebook Inc. is to increase its U.K. headcount by 50 percent, hiring 500 new staff and backing the U.K. capital as an important technology hub.",wait until brexit actually happens then we will enter recession +Civil rights violations for everyone eh?,Rioting is illegal. +Local college professor in altercation with alt-right serviceman,Look at that libtard disrespecting a member of the military! +I still hope that this is not the true intention although in the end they're just a company that needs to make money,Black Friday gem store sale: bag and bank slots 10% off whoopee +what do you mean,Nintendo already confirmed no backwards compatability +"It's funny, I feel like I've had someone elese say this exact same statement. Almost like you both copy paste from the same site. Downvote away, it surely helped you defeat a loud mouthed Pumpkin man.","So, no evidence of actual rigging, then?" +"The argument is more like the rest of the world is left-wing biased, fox news and breitbart are the only holdouts of real morality left! Its not just CNN and NBC the right-wingers hate on, its even foreign publications like the Economist, BBC, The Guardian, etc. Most of the people I talk to are *convinced* that random british journalists working for a company that's not owned by a US citizen are part of the Clinton conspiracy to cover up her corruption. I'm almost impressed by how competent they think the Clintons are by implication.",AJE is state sponsored terrorist propaganda! +Obama Says Fake News Is Impeding Progress on Climate Change: There was a baseline of facts that we could all work off of. And now we just don't have that.,"I don't think Obama actually said that, pretty sure this story is fake." +Spelling may vary. Moses = Musa Jesus = Isa David = Daud Abraham = Ibrahim Isaac = Ishak Jacob = Yakob Never forget that Mohammed 'plagiarized' the pre-existing dominant religions of his time.,"No, they are all similar because they are all based off of true stories and people" +Rush strat: Demon hunter.. mana burn BM over and over. 2 AoW with mass Huntresses. Attack and build a few protectors outside his base.. then move them closer and closer. Use wisps to repair. This works with KotG and Treants and Entangle too.,Isn't Kotg too squishy and dies kind of quickly when focused that's why he's not good against orc? +Let's mess with the doorman of this pub WCGW?,Vertical format really ideal for this sort of video ... +TGI Black Friday sale incoming!,"Considering this says it's the Black Friday sale, I don't know why everyone is so sure we're getting another flash sale on top of this on Friday." +"Or they'll NEVER be contenders, like always.",That clayton keller kid is gnna help them out in the future. +Oh I think you know,Im not kevin dude lol dafuq? +Didn't we announce resigning Keith last year right before the Cespedes deal. This could be a sign.,That's probably what yo is waiting for the +"Why fix our rotten infrastructure when we can blow the money on a wall to nowhere instead? Then again, sounds like an excellent solar generator project to me...","No, solar is bad, clean coal is the future" +Not to be bias towards the owner of the team that i cheer for but. Wasn't he the one who established Medical care as a must have benefit for LoL Pro's (At least on NA)?,"But what's more groundbreaking, medical care or a fake stage to practice on?" +Consistently shit performances from the both of those two. One of them deserves to lose top10. I actually really like both of these teams. Hope they sort their shit out.,"I hope they sort their shit out too, my friend :')" +"You can if you want, but nothing in your rambling ephemeral whimsy comes close to convincing anybody that you have any idea what the President actually does. I am increasingly afraid that more than a significant percentage of the population genuinely thinks that good intentions and just getting your name on the ballot are qualification enough to actually perform the role. The equivalent to your fuzzy nonsense would be me running for a State's Attorney position, without a law degree, because I firmly believe that all criminals should go to jail. And sadly, if I ran on that platform, highlighting my non-establishment credentials, I would actually get votes, too.",Fortunately the job has qualifications listed and Jill Stein meets those qualifications. +Frank really needs to see a doctor.,gross hematuria +They did. I hope this was just sarcasm.,"I think he's being a little more direct from space travel to further mankind to hey, those gaskets are going to fail" +Incredibly ability to shuffle playing cards.,"like a butterfly, but you can't accidentally stab yourself" +Anyone else imagine shaxx absolutely busting his load when he yells SEVENTH COLUMN!!!,He definitely sounds like he did. +REALLY REALLY slow key earning,"That's definitely weird, hit up u/atviassist and try and contact them through their twitter" +"Idk, I am 5'8 and almost all 105 I saw at Worlds were higher by 1-2 inches. 85-94 guys (and Lu) were my height.",Well obviously they're all leaving a lot of kilos on the table n00bs +Quality shitpost,Best way to keep Arab and Paki redditors out of this sub tbh +"How Chaos can kill the CFP? Let's say Chaos liked the Computers. Let's say Chaos gave the CFP a chance but this year he just is fed up and wants the computers back. Here's how he would do it. Let's start in the PAC-12. 1. Washington loses to Washington State and ends 10-2 2. Stanford beats Rice and ends at 9-3 3. Washington State beats Washington and beats USC to end 10-3 and PAC-12 champs 4. Utah beats Colorado to end at 9-3 5. Colorado loses to Utah to end at 9-3 ACC: 1. Louisville beats Kentucky to end at 10-2 2. Clemson loses to South Carolina and Virginia Tech to end 10-3 3. Virginia Tech beats Virginia and Clemson to end 10-3 and ACC champs SEC: 1. Texas A&M beats LSU and ends at 9-3 2. Tennessee beats Vanderbilt to end at 9-3 3. Auburn beats Alabama to end 9-3 4. Alabama loses to Auburn and UF to end 10-2 5. UF beats FSU and Alabama to end 10-2 and SEC champs BIG 10: 1. Nebraska beats Iowa and Penn State to end 11-2 and BIG 10 champs 2. Ohio State beats Michigan to end 11-1 3. Michigan loses to Ohio a State to end 10-2 4. Penn State beats Michigan State and loses to Nebraska to end 10-3 5. Wisconsin loses to Minnesota to end 9-3 6. Minnesota beats Wisconsin to end 9-3 Big 12: 1. West Virginia beats Iowa State to end 9-3 2. Oklahoma loses to Oklahoma State to end 9-3 3. Oklahoma State beats Oklahoma to end 10-2 and Big 12 Champs MAC: 1. Western Michigan wins out to end 13-0 and MAC champs MWC: 1. Boise State wins out and with a little help ends 12-1 and MWC champs AAC: 1. Houston beats Memphis to end at 10-2 2. USF beats UCF to end at 10-2 3. Navy beats SMU, Temple and Army to end at 11-2 and AAC champs Who would the CFP put in the top 4?",FSU beating Florida by 25 Alabama losing to Auburn and then Losing to Florida by 20 to end 10-2 and Florida at 9-3 SEC Champs sounds much better for chaos +"Without naming the location, where do you live?",Mardi Gras +"UK here, everything is working fine.",We left Europe though +hey it's this article again,No shit *yawn* +"When My Dogs Lie Next To Each Other, Their Coat Patterns Make A Heart",Nice try OP That is clearly one dog laying next to a mirror. +"IIRC from reading Blitzkrieg in the West the gun was fairly accurate and was able to disable tracks and wheels in order to fix targets for Artillery, Air support, or wait for larger guns to be brought up.",Probably the only reliable way to use this garbage... +Who is your team's most high profile/famous fan? For the Redskins I'd have to say Matthew McConaughey.,Rob Lowe or David Letterman +Awesome Harry Potter supercut feat. The Beastie Boys,Was anything from Deathly Hallows Part 1 even in that video? +I feel Red Baron's sauce is just weird tasting.,"I love it, it's so bold and flavorful." +Is it possible to give someone cancer as a punishment?,"Targeted Chem trails, vaccines, cellphone towers The list goes on" +Having to show up 4 hours early for everything as a PFC.,Any funny stories from the marines? +Do not worry! Anduin will have many copies of this card in his deck too!,Rogue Jade Idol is the best Jade Idol. +"For how small a people we are, we get an awful lot of hate.",Shouldnt have taken the towers down then^^^^ +WWJD? Pray for a yacht of course!,and don't forget poor people are poor because God hates them. +"in the hospital with pancreatitis, this is the get well soon card and my daughter drew for me.",Your daughter misspelled her name. +How do these idiots function in real life?,protip: They don't. +I loved crybaby so I've got high hopes for this,"This shit was hella dissapointed after crybaby, literally like 3 goods songs on here" +Are those two threads the only pics of your feet on reddit so far?,I too also thought this. +Republican Politician is your calling.,"Yea everyone knows democratic politicians are super honest, way more honest than those dang religious cuckservatives." +It would also be wise to invest that additional money and let it gain something as well. Get a 0% APR on a car why pay anymore than you need to.,Although with today's interest rates being so poor this isn't really a useful option. +I always called it the triple threat,bring back the double down! +So this is the FNaF World Funtime Foxy?,Stop following me +What type of comments always get your downvote?,If it is an opinion I disagree with +"Well done, you just made me feel sympathy for the people convicted at Nuremberg. Shouldn't the US have to give up their nukes and veto powers now?","But they didn't have permission slips, signed by a ~~parent or guardian~~ leader of the United States...." +OVAHLOHDO DA ENDO DA CROSSU DA LENGEDO DA ACU DA GREATO,Dragonite Ovaltine The N The Reeboks The Grape The Asus The Cost +Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker on the other hand....,if a girl could tackle julio jones he should be ashamed of that +Barnsley 0-2 Newcastle,Top of the league. +TIFU by getting food poisoning on my honeymoon.,Holy shit what in fucks sake happened to rock man and the mummy? +"I don't think naming your wifi something controversial or inappropriate is probable cause... where do you live, OP? Country wise?",Pakistan ^implied +Are there any reasons left for mainstream conservatives in Canada to oppose Trump?,He's a climate change denier. +This is a spam attack. This is why we want wallets with dynamic fee calculation to prevent it from being a successful attack for those that need to get a confirmation asap.,Spam attack +"ReOpening of my Realm Hello everyone! To all my fellow Americans Happy Thanksgiving week! To anyone else I hope you're having a mad decent week! Well anyway to the title of the post, I've owned a realm since MC introduced them, never really took advantage of it. Only ever used it for close friends and such, but everyone has seemed to stop playing and since 1.11 was recently released I figured now would be a good time to open it back up. I would like to keep it 17+ and have a basic knowledge of english. If you would like an invite leave you IGN and I will shoot you an Invite. Im currently going to reset the world and Make a small spawn hub. Thanks!",GoodAtBeingDerpy +Why is he not leading off? It seems the Angels benefitted greatly from having nobody in front of trout on the bases...,See that would require actually having a team around Trout. +Question about best buy on black friday,Yea you should probably go wait in line now man +F,/ +How do you cope with loneliness?,"That's my secret, kraby [I don't]" +Wtf is this Microsoft?! Locked out of my own laptop?!,What Microsoft have done it to trick you? +"Cheapest refurb with these specs is acer xb270hu bprz for $429. Same panel iirc, both with poor qc. Get this one if you want a bigger warranty, otherwise I would recommend refurbished",You got a link for that? +For the past week my Facebook has been nothing but 'Teal Pumpkin Project',What's wrong with the Teal Pumpkin Project +You get what you deserve,I assume +We went down there last year. It was 110 degrees. Marsh tour was fun. Went to a private beach and collected seashells. But everything else was miserable.,"Well, bless your heart." +"Well, I have to dig in to the guild hangar for the javelin and Idris, I didn't get on the net fast enough for those","The Idris is currently for sale for $1300US, I just bought one :)" +"Energy regulations because of global warming maybe? UEE restricts production of light bulbs, so they are literally the most expensive part of a ship.",Gotta minimize that entropy people! +TSM bias.,Flair checks out. +"everything seems to peak around 65% when averaged across the whole NFL. obviously, if you restricted yourself to patriots at home against the bears, you'd be pretty successful picking the pats to win. Since everything peaks around there, it seems like a pretty huge portion (35% of the time) it comes down to unforeseeable unpredictable events (i.e. luck).","To anyone that is confused, Andrew Luck , is in control of said events." +"You really won't, you'll just make them roll their eyes. Trump supporters have spent the last year hearing how he's Hitler, being called a nazi is just white noise already.",technically not white noise......more like...meh nevermind. +Principal institutes ban after students wear Confederate flag to school,What if he was just a Dukes of Hazzard fan? +While it is entertaining to see that comment downvoted with impressive speed I'm still very confused why you even posted it in the first place.,"Only Americans use Reddit, didn't you know?" +Read and comment: An Insider's View: The Dark Rigidity of Fundamentalist Rural America,It's always a great idea to stereotype entire states' worth of people based on one's personal experience! +Delusion.,"Remember that people said the same thing about Brexit, or even the idea of a certain someone being actually elected..." +Why the hell did they let him drive off with the door open?!,Pray tell how do you swing the doors shut when the butt is right up against the wall? +"This was found in Northgate, but I'm sure it's making appearances elsewhere.","Northgate, a well known bastion of white upper middle class privilege!" +I See Triplets!,Don't mock the triplets! +"When I used to live with a roommate I'd drive to parks or hiking trails and take my dog for super long walks. Got me out of the house every day, but didn't cost anything.",Went to the park last night and burned out about a little over an hour. +Also noticed no Jimmy Gilbert... oh people will be getting steals. I know Elway was at a couple games at least.,Us raiders will take him. +Who exactly would that be? Rosen is the only QB you've faced in the top 25 in passer rating....,"Austin Allen has thrown 15 TD's for over 1600 yards and nearly 65% completion, in addition to only throwing 2 picks outside the Bama game, where he was forced to throw all day (and put up 400yards against them)." +This is so crazy. The Donald just literally trolled the entire planet on his way into the White House and they still don't know trolling when they see it.,One day they'll get it (they won't!) +"I think charity is the wrong approach to poverty. We should be looking at empowering the people, and not giving them a crutch. Hospitals and schools are good charities, as are job creation ones.",But how do you keep your plebs as low wage workers if you empower them? +"You enter with such force that if you aren't clinching your ass cheeks you're going to get a fire hose straight up your ass. On a serious note, as noted below - The doctors actually said it was the concussion and the ruptured internal organs that killed him. Blunt impact trauma, hitting water at high speeds is like hitting a brick wall that then swallows you.",But not if you drop some soap beforehand to break the surface tension! +yea fuck OP,and his mom too +This is ground control to Meijor Tom...,RIP :'( +"Waze is giving me the most fucked up route I've ever seen. Normally, I take SR-14 to I-5 to I-405 to US-26. Simple, logical route. Waze is instead telling me to take Mill Plain over to I-205 NORTH to SR-500, I-5 South, then getting off early, sneaking through St Johns and taking the St Johns Bridge, then going down US-30 to I-405 and US-26.",Stay the fuck out of my neighborhood for your commute. +Jesus fucking christ,"He just asked a question, calm down!" +The problem is we don't have a true capitalist system. The government gets in the way too much. Part of the reason that their medication is so expensive is that there is so much red tape (excessive amounts beyond basic safety and q/a standards) and other regulations that drive up the cost of medications past what the market would dictate as a fair price. What we have in the United States is not true capitalism anymore. The government has too much control over businesses and businesses have to much influence over the government that it discourages free market competition.,"While I do agree with you, it's worth noting that im australian..." +Just like a pop-up book!,Not a pop-up block? +"So what is open on Thanksgiving? Not going home to the Midwest this year, and was wondering what restaurants, coffee shops, and bars are open on Turkey Day.","I've heard that many strip clubs are open and are fairly packed on Thanksgiving with guys desperate to get away from their extended family, so there's that goin' for ya.... not that ^I ^have ^^ever ^^entertained ^^that ^^^idea ^^^myself" +The new harbor seemed too bright and fake to me. I tried dimming the lights through mods. Thoughts?,You have too much free time. +"You're missing the point of the exercise, this question wasn't meant for you.",Sorry didn't realize you were her therapist +you may have a foot fungus. see a doctor lawyer up delete facebook hit the gym,But not my gym please. +They just kind of fell out :S,Spanksafe! +"Jesus Christ I wish I never went into that second one. That is some hardcore neo Nazi type talk going on in there. I'm pretty thick skinned and I noped the fuck out after a couple clicks. Jesus Christ, I need to go to church on Sunday.",7 million subs..that makes me shudder +"Neith Build Sorry for so many questions, not very good at building my own",Hastened Fatalis +You can guzzle all kinds of stuff.,"If you put your mind to it, you can guzzle anything!" +"Hey everyone! My bad. I accidentally rewarded the 2013 TSM icon to some players during the process of sending out the League client update alpha icons. Apologies for the confusion, now I'll get back to rewarding the correct icon. Enjoy your old TSM icon :/","I already own the TSM Icon, I'll gladly take 250 RP as compensation." +"That's actually a huge lose for the team I feel. I thought he was doing a great job and it was great having someone with a local connection working with the club. Sad to see him go, but I hope he does well.","Ya I wish him the best, but it's a blow to our youth development for sure." +How do I measure cpu tempature?,None of the apps are working +and if you have a girlfriend and are a mythic raider chances are she's in it too. it all works out in the end.,She's probably the Blood Elf Priest. +Wowowow... Two girls getting it on is not the same as a same sex relationship.,Marriage is one (male sim) and one (female sim)!. +"Getting to the point without making small talk first. Seriously, just tell me what you want.",Move to Germany! +"Talk to me on the Renegade Alpha TS sometime, I will help you find more affordable servers if you would like the help.",I'd take you up on that offer sometime +Though I'm seriously curious what tasks they're referring to that you'd never think doing on a PC...,Downloading apps through the app store! +Google's merged Android-Chrome OS 'Andromeda' may be teased on October 4th,Hopefully this tweet isn't being as over hyped as the birthday cake. +"That when we say we will do something..that something *doesn't need to be started or finished within 10 minutes of saying* yes,I will do that.",There's no reason to remind us every six months. +Believe they are running a deal as part of this where they waive activation fee as well.,How benevolent of them! +Playing Doom in 217:6,We need to go wider +Can you explain a bit? I can't see any influence from Japan in it. If anything Akaviri is already established as Japan of Nirn.,"Maybe it's because Morrowind has more katanas compared to later games, that's all I can think of lol" +"Airport fleet in Thunder Bay, ON",If it works and and it looks stupid; it's not stupid. +TSM now has the best international record ever in the 5 major regions at world's 2016. They're currently 2-1 which means they have a 66.666666% repeating of course win rate ratio. I didn't mention every other team at world's because they played only 2 or 3 games so it would have been inaccurate.,"Ohhhh that Leeroy Meme, you're a cool dude weldon" +Do my eyes decieve me? SCORE!,tfw you downloaded the Season Pass on your alt account +That seems like a nice respectful response to an honest question...,Relevant username +What??? How dares he don't support this.Bhakts go to his house and force him to say this move and inconvenience is for the country.Or else send him to Pakistan for being Anti-National.,"Soldiers are sacrificing lives for the country, your inconvenience is nothing." +I myself don't like the Bar Grip shirt for squatting because my setup technique includes sliding the bar back and forth across my traps until I find the sweet spot. With Bar Grip it's impossible to do that. You get stuck on the first position you place the barbell so there is very little room for adjustment. Depends on you though. If your setup ritual isn't like mine then you will love it.,Ahh yeah my low bar ritual is similar to that +"I drove home using a car share service last night and accidentally locked my phone in the car. The car automatically locks and the only way to open a car is... by using the phone app. Thankfully, a super nice stranger let me use their cell phone to call customer service. And thankfully customer service was super nice even though they couldn't do anything to help. And thankfully, a friend who lives nearby was home and let me install the app on their phone and open the car and get my phone! Phew.",That's why I don't trust those sort of socialist cooperatives +And? How is it going to change your life if someone else did hear them?,We can get the choppers to take to the skies and check it out +lmao I gotta admit when I go buy games at a huge store like that that sells more than just games I usually buy snacks.,You are the problem haha +And at least one chairman of the board of a fortune 500 company that I know of.,Why you so cautious? +Computer scientists urge Clinton campaign to challenge election results,But but...I was told this couldn't happen all along +Who should she apologize to?,The person she harassed. +Downvote train! Allllllll aboard!,Permission to board sir! +Y si en vez de crear nuevas cosas acomodan las que ya estan?,edgy +Why do these men feel that they are safe if they ask those questions? Does it really matter what the answers are when she can decide later on that she was too drunk after all.,But she said yes +What saying do you wish people would stop using?,Anything quoting DJ Khaled +Wudn't it be easier to play mage and get jade idol from spellslinger?,Auctioneer is a rogue card though +"Oh, yes they are. I have a friend who says that even if hillary appeared on a video dismembering a dog, he would still vote for her. He says that he would vote for her, just because he hates the republican party.",Ask your friend late next week and see what he says +"Why?, seriously? How is sign language a safety concern?, what was going through their heads?",Everyone knows that sign language is a gateway drug to gang signs +Because teachers are rewarded for coming up with an original interpretation. You need to publish something or you get fired.,"Yes, all those high school teachers who teach symbolism in literature are doing a lot of publication in peer-reviewed journals." +Was there even a demo available for it in EU? I tried to look for it earlier this morning and I didn't see it on the PSN store.,there was yeah :) +If Trump kills TTIP I will applaud him as a hero. We don't need nor want TTIP.,TTIP would be dead without him as well. +Handheld I love how people are thinking this isn't going to flop as bad as the wii u,I love how you think you already know this is going to flop. +DD?,Darwin Danger shield +Donald Trump converted to the religion of politics as soon as he was elected.,[CITATION NEEDED] +I Would rather be a fucking silver without cheats than to be LE while cheating,Takes all the fun out of the game imo. +Would the average person in the street care if the rock was closed?,"Probably not, but the tourism it brings is significant." +That picture looks like shaggy is giving velma some much desired buttstuff.,Dat ahegao. +A lot of the threads on this sub aren't needed.,i think you should ask his permission before starting any threads in future. +"blue eyes, pale skin",The way God intended mhm. +"Damn, so many. How much do they cost?",For my area it's about $20-$25 USD per jump +Your fedora must have a hard time staying on your head with all the tipping you do.,Yup the smart are always crazy to the dumb. +"Your champion pool for S7 climb Took me some time to find my champion pool for S7. For me: &nbsp; 1) Jungle: Zac, Skarner 2) Mid: Fizz, Viktor 3) autofill support: Blitzcrank &nbsp; What's your pool ? Curious about what will my fellow summoner play this season to climb !","Hmm... Assassins, built as Tanks *maniacal laughter*" +"The last thing you've eaten is the only thing you're not allowed to eat for the rest of your life, what is it?",Sausage-egg-and-cheese sandwich... fuck +Large family Thanksgiving starterpack,The you should see me before I die comments from grandma are the best +Problem: current version of android has a bug where incog mode partially disables the keyboard until you reboot on some devices.,Solution: Use another device. +what's good,Campus. +"If the college football season ended today, Matt Brown puts NDSU as his #4 playoff team",What a dumb dumb +hi,hello. +Which anime character best describes you?,Spongebob Squarepants. +"They would be my favorite team if they just changed that awfully irrelevant name. That aside, this team is incredibly impressive. 143 top tens in 170 starts - that blew my mind.",Racist. +"They won't, even fucking Fox News isn't saying anything.",When I looked it was only a few sources were discussing it and faux news was one. +Not soon enough imo,I don't think a lot of people seeing this will realise that it is a *real* murder scene from earlier today +But is he mostly dead or all dead?,YOU ASS WE ONLY HAD ONE TAKE +"His face should be pasted on the doors of toilets, saying that he's keen for blowjobs and anal sex.",But more keen to watching his boyfriend give blowjobs and get fucked +Why do facts trigger you?,Because all of my liberal professors tell me facts and logic are meaningless methods of oppression fabricated by the patriarchy. +Not bad. Shame they're missing the 70 series.,"North American here, theres a 70 series?" +Looks like the cat will have to go.,Lol +Unless each shot from the burst gives a lock . . .,Don't give them ideas! +First Person Warthog By GameCheat13,Expected forza in first person +You fall into water. There is absolutely zero danger in doing something this easy.,Needs a +Proven,David Wolfe says its true +Used to follow her on Snapchat. She's completely insufferable and one of the most arrogantly entitled people you'll ever witness.,Some peoples sole job in life is to be an entitled rich spoiled brat and having everyday life drama being their main occupier. +Wouldn't that fall under physics?,It appears to be standing up. +MRW my SO tells me she got a payday loan to buy her new purse,"You got to be either desperate or stupid to get one of those... either way, I feel sorry for the person who does." +Lol what in the fuck is wrong with you,He gets bullied at school because he's so much smarter than everyone else +*sips bleach quietly*,You ded yet? +Female ejaculation is considered unusual?,Females don't ejaculate silly +"I've bought both new and used. Since I have the money, I prefer new. The warranty is nice and I really enjoy just having a brand new car. I don't buy a car for an investment and will have it for 6 years or so.",There is definitely something to be said for the enjoyment aspect if you've got the money. +"You are contributing to the problem. Don't set standards, defy them.",Wut. +"Oh, you were standing up. For some reason I was wondering how on earth you sat on the toilet lid and started peeing before you realized it was down.","I have a friend who is definitely not me , who's done that actually..." +But they are saying we should do an audit. OP just doesn't think anything will come of it. Better to focus your energy elsewhere.,"But wait this guy is a Trump supporter, he's obviously wrong and an idiot." +My 2016 new year's resolution was to draw everyday. Here's my progress from January to December,"I really want to get started drawing, but I have no idea what to draw... how do you pick something new to draw everyday?" +It proves Trump's not racist tho. If the Democrats don't confirm him than it proves that there the racists.,Please tell me you dropped your +"My husband must be 145 because he gets that on any day, not just his birthday. Just kidding. But I'm gonna try that for breakfast. ;)",Want to say 'lucky man' but unsure after reading your username.... +To get mentally more stable. That's my main goal and I'm working towards that at the moment.,What kind of process is that for you? +and yet the rents are still insane .. why is that ?,Trickle up economics +So only four and a half?,Well 13 and a half if you have the front nine. +LPT Request: How to make and keep track of to-do lists?,How about apps like Wunderlist or Trello? +When ure playing vel'koz supp is it okay to get w first to push the lane for lvl adventage faster or just q every time?,yes +No way that truck could handle that payload! If he would have just strapped that last row he would have been fine,You forgot the +Yea I'm poor and don't have a tall mirror,You could've handstanded to protect yourself from slipping +How the fuck are people on vacation for like 2 months???,Welcome to government employment. +PQ MANEJAMOS TAN MAL ??? SERA POSIBLE QUE EL BENDITO ACCESO OESTE SIEMPRE Y DIGO TODOS LOS DIAS ESTA COLAPSADO POR UN PUTO ACCIDENTE DE TRANSITO.,"Ahora que va a haber VTV esto se soluciona, vamos a viajar mas seguros" +This Love guy is pretty good.,But I thought we should trade him for Jae Crowder and a 2nd rounder +Blitz Mike Evans,"Wow, that VERT chemistry though, what a game changer!" +I seriously doubt your ability to read when you can't even spell Hillary properly.,"Yea, it's spelled HiLIARy, duh." +Alex Galchenyuk (lower-body injury) underwent tests today in St. Louis and is out indefinitely.,*tabernac* +"they are equal in the terms of hardware, not in terms of everything else.",trying to refer as they are equal in their different ways +I don't get it,"He sucks so hard, can't even troll properly" +"Thank you to everybody who participated in the survey! There were 568 responses this week. Sorry about the major delay for this post. I left from university to go back home with a friend yesterday around the time when I would've posted the survey results. It's normally a 5 hour drive but it was even longer because of traffic and on top of that I've been sick the past few days, so I went straight to sleep after I got home. Anyway, here's the MOTM breakdown: * Luiz - 40% * Moses - 25% * Costa - 17% * Matic - 6% * Kante - 2% * Azpilicueta, Alonso, Oscar, Cahill - <1%",Luv u +That's why you can't take TLD on Lissandra.,wait then what do i take O.o +Old Lestallum,Happened to me pretty early on; at the motel that you deliver Cindy's package to. +KCP,Man he's such a bad shooter! +"Beat a Nova member in a Grand Challenge, FeelsGoodMan",Eww lava hound +My favorite part is a comedian is the one who brought this party to everyone's attention.,I bet her act is just hilarious. +No disc drive? Interesting.,Cartridge and digital download based. +OUCH $200 price jump,No that's a fucking $400 price jump +He left a little while ago,The left died a while before that. +Lately I've noticed that I grunt when I'm bending over to pick something up. :( Im in my early 40s. This is horseshit.,I do this at 22... :( +Most Shocking Second a Day Video. 1minute20second collapse short,What got to me is it looks like the hair plucked at around 0:57 implies radiation exposure. +They release one of these every time there is a significant advancement in technology. Mark my words HL3 will be V.R. Centric,*cough* Because there wasn't ANY major leaps and bounds in both software and hardware since HL2... +I'm down. Invite me: CookieMan0,Got you +Smoking is injurious to health,"Website checks out, looks legit as fuck of course" +Free energy for everyone!,Y'all repeat after me: Thermodynamics ain't my bitch +"A young Joseph Stalin, 1901.",So that's how he won over all of those people... +Less than 50% win rate with over 600 games played... GL in McDonalds Flash Wolves.,LOL swordart dropped to masters trying to carry him +Undercover operation? To bust rub and tugs?,I mean it's not like we have anything better to do with taxpayer money. +Spike Chunsoft is listed among the 3rd party developers for the Nintendo Switch,H Y P E Y P E +"Well, the winner isn't official until Dec 19 when the electors vote.",So you're saying Bernie can still take this thing? +SPUNJ's Major Qualifier Predictions,How many can go thru? +"*Preface, it was NOT actually my first night dive... I forgot. Well... you're neutrally buoyant, it's pitch black, it was in Bonaire, so the water temperature was high 80's... it's about as sensory deprived as you can be... sound is very muffled if not totally rendered useless by your breathing. My sister and her husband are experienced dive instructors, so before the dive they tell me to go down, they'll signal at a certain point, and we'll all shut off our lights... they said to not move too much and just adjust to the dark, then they'd start waving their arms... This was the second week of a 2 week dive vacation, and our first dive at night where it was just us, the previous week they had a few other friends there. It was also after I had smoked pot for the first time since we arrived... We reached the depth where they said it would be the best, and turned off our lights... before anyone moved I was already bordering on hallucinating, and kind of losing it the combination of sensory deprivation, lucid awareness of our complete exposure to nature and the cycle of life from all sides in the open ocean with drastically handicapped mobility and sensory abilities in that environment compared to basically everything around you.... You start to feel infinitesimally small... That's when my sister and her husband started doing snow angels in the water.... at first you can't make sense of what's what, you see thousands, then millions of tiny organisms of all shapes and sizes lighting up as they dance around with the swirling of the water around them... impossible to differentiate whether it's their distance or their actual size causing your perception of them in the endless space around you... You lock focus on one thinking it's 10 feet away and enormous then realize it's tiny and 2 from your eye. They light and dim so frequently that you only get glimpses it's overwhelming, and fleeting to the point that you feel like you're lost in space. As the motion generates eddies in every direction all around everyone you can start to make out the edges of their body... then glimmers of their face or equipment as its illuminated by the literal ocean of glowing life surrounding everything. You're confronted with your minute and helpless presence in a vast and powerful ocean that you have ZERO chance of surviving in without the gear strapped to your body and feeding you air, at the same time as you witness organisms helplessly tossed about and illuminated by reaction to your every movement. The piercing sound of air rushing in as your regulator opens on every draw, and the heavy resonating glubbing of your exhaled bubbles, and endless ebb and flow of sound overwhelming your already embarrassingly poorly equipped sense of hearing. Only with the most active movement of your limbs can you accurately keep track of where they are, otherwise between the dark, the sense of floating, your body and the ocean being essentially the same temperature, you can barely tell where limbs are or even if you still have them.... you don't know if you're right side up or upside down, or sideways... you can't see the surface or the bottom... just endless blackness on all sides with the infrequent bursts of light in the distance from other unknown activity in the water...","That sounds, you know, okay." +"I should not have to fucking take DIY measures to ensure the longevity of my dongle, especially considering the price I pay for it.","I'm just waiting for the Apple Cord Case that I can buy for 29.99, which will completely resolve this problem!" +Looks like Bambi got sick of the genocide of his people. WOLVERINES!!,TUNNEL WOLVERINES RULE +QMK vs. TMK? Hey r/MK I just finished building my first custom 60% Keyboard (GH60 rev. C) and managed to flash the TMK Firmware with my Keymap. Now I have read a bit in QMKs documentation and wonder what are the advantages and disadvantages comparing these two. Are there any really usefull features that one offers and the other does not? Would love to get some input from you.,Easy AVR +Wouldn't a team who makes a ton of twos also get a ton of assists? I don't get it,But you get 1.5 assists for threes... +That's actually pretty slick,I'm really digging the fact that a team is FINALLY using vegas gold. +Ryan Brown: BOTW has been rated M for Mature in Australia; might suggest the game is basically finished.,"Hopefully it contains blood, drugs use, swearing and romance option" +What about Trumps plan to place a ban all muslim immigration?,National security. +You mean like with this sub?,You mean like everywhere? +"I don't know, they might allow it because it will show the Chinese special forces in a positive light.","Not if the operators suck, or are too powerful and get nerfed to oblivion." +ahh yes I see what you mean. I wanted to expand it to internet culture and memes and things like pc music and yung lean and such but thought it would be really hard to condense that. Thank you so much for your opinions :D,"Heh, no worries bud :)" +which was stated to be 40ml,"This is America, can you convert it to inches please" +"ARNIE OUT?! Seriously, how many more finals do we need to collapse in before enough is enough. Fucking City. Ugh Im so mad.",No. +Why does Golden Gun even have damage dropoff in the first place? It hit me just earlier today (like 2 minutes ago). Why does Golden Gun have damage dropoff? It makes no sense and it just makes even worse than what it already is. So why not remove the damage drop off altogether? [Discussion],Becaus it was affected by the hand cannon nerfs +"Every update breaks things, some of these are a little worse than others, but yeah the vanguard streak is kind of annoying. Also i know people have been complaining about Tresopesos, but man, ive gone through 30 today since i got off work, and havent gotten a single engram, started at 72 ended at 42. Kiiinda thinkin they need a tiny buff, nothing crazy just a tiny one",They must have nerfed something in crucible. +hahahaha cika blat cika blat so funny!!!!,There's no way they actually find that funny +"Who else needs 100+ sacred crystals? There really needs to be a better way of getting these. Isn't this game supposed to be about getting a lot characters and leveling them up? I recently did a lot of pulls on the FFIII, and plan to put in another 10+1 and dailies on FFV. I'm looking at: Chizuru: 15 Garnet: 15 Rydia: 10 Any Exdeath or Bartz pulled in next banner: 15 from 3* On the back burner: Tellah: 15 Gaffgarion: 15 Refia (2nd): 15 Miyuki: 8 I could go on with characters I'd probably never use other than for fun.","Oh its easy to farm those, just get a party where everybody has 100% trust and do dirnado/olderion maps." +Who's your most least liked OSRS streamer on twitch.,"Thebaby, nothing personal, i just prefer others over him." +E sopra i 10.000 euro fucilazione in pubblica piazza!,"Se si ripristinasse la pena di morte, io la prevederei anche per certi reati tributari" +RELOAD,"9gag, you've gotta be fucking kidding me" +I have only personally known three women that got breast implants. All three were divorced within 24 months. Just an observation.,"She's reached the top of what she can get, but hypergamy makes her want more, she gets a set of bolt on tits and now uses the boosted SMV to branch swing a little higher." +Global wants to catchup with JPN. Okay,Week 7: Oh wait they are all dead and out of money from the hype and dokkan fests.... +"A Hand-Fasting Wedding Ritual for a Bride and Groom in the Wiccan style, with some Celtic elements.",Tasty amethyst - how much did that set you back? +"I have not tested Mac and Linux, but for Windows a Mayflash 4 port on chrome or firefox will work natively yes. I'll likely to Top 8 without Peach and ICs, and some mid tiers. Peach is awkward because she uses items, and I haven't thought of a good way to have the characters hold them. ICs seems like a headache but maybe later on.",No Ness no game +There are so many hackers in Overwatch...,This is essentially aim assist on console +"I hope in Season 3 players will be more open minded. Not immediately hate crime the non meta picks. I mean ffs the patch just dropped their is no meta yet. Even if there was, not everyone wants wear the same stripes.",Let's see how you feel about that if everyone in your team picks either dps or sniper LUL because no one needs those meta tank or healer picks pretty overrated if you ask me +"Yep, I'm looking at my parent's as a mirror of how not to live",I wonder if they did the same? +Why Xearth jumps to number 3 win rate now? I don't see any new change for Xerath in 6.22 patch. Any reason?,maybe qt stopped playing him +It's from 2004. Look at dates on sites.,Couldn't get on the site.. Mobile user +"If you aren't focused enough to pay attention in champion select, you probably aren't focused enough to play anyway.",Shit logic is shit. +He looks like a malfunctioning robot at the end,"If there is one type of person with the flexibility to do that to the right knee without injury, it is a bodybuilder" +Man in Trump Hat Is Beaten and Chased by San Diego Protesters Before Finding Safety With the Police,"It is shocking that a city with tens of thousands of illegal immigrants, hundreds of thousands of anchor babies and tens of thousands of workers crossing from Tijuana every day would react negatively to a Trump supporter" +That was keyd stars then and a 100% different lineup with only fallen and fer remaining.,I talk about two different periods +Happy Thanksgiving from the Phoenix ADOT road signs!,I'm *so* glad we spent the money on those signs... +Good to see them getting it right for once,"Yea, about time they put Warrenpoint on the map." diff --git a/chunk18.csv b/chunk18.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..aabc76eb80b462157207d4db12f5e93cc5b260bf --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk18.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1667 @@ +Input,Output +"Terrorism and murder, plain and simple.","I mean, mostly economic anxiety, but yeah, those things too." +"This. All God needs is one Athanasius, if the situation becomes absolutely dire. And if there wasn't one, God would probably create one.",I'd like a Nicholas just for a good show +gouache is a type of paint,Oh really I honestly though he used his grundel +"Pre-Thanksgiving tension and hurtful insults Long-time lurker here, but recent events have unfortunately inspired me to submit a post of my own. My mother has always been a real Nmom - everything is always a personal attack against her, no one pulls their own weight around the house, everyone in the family is out to get her, et cetera. My father is normally a huge enabler for her, but lately has been acting more like an Ndad and following behind my mother, which makes it difficult to confide in anyone except for my druggie sister who's constantly away from home. Not only is my mom extremely emotionally manipulative, but has massive amounts of self-importance and egotism; I distinctly remember a childhood argument with her when I was around six or seven, and she delivered the classic let me know when I'm right for once in my life line after I disagreed with something - I made the mistake of telling her okay, and she bursts into a tangent of NO. I do EVERYTHING right!! There are many more instances I can freshly remember of her N tendencies, but one particular event today was what drove me to post here. My family always hosts Thanksgiving, which is a trip in of itself, but preparing the house is always a nightmare. My mother is deadset on believing that I am a slobbish, lazy idiot, and absolutely relishes whenever I don't get something done so that she can lay into me and fuel her massive head. After neglecting to clean the dishes or vacuum the floors a few times in my early adolescence I am fully aware of the consequences and have no intentions of disobeying her orders. Being the day before Thanksgiving I was ready to help her around the house in any way that she'd ask of me, but she seemed to be incredibly relaxed and only asked me to vacuum the lower level. After this my dad asked me to clean the bathrooms, but low and behold my mother had already cleaned them only a few days prior and they seemed perfectly spotless. From assessing the house everything seemed tidy and in great condition to begin cooking and setting tables (tasks usually reserved for the day of Thanksgiving), so I utilized the first day of Thanksgiving break off of school to read a book on my couch and ended up taking a four hour nap. I awoke to my parents engaging in a pretty malicious conversation from the other room; they were absolutely tearing into me and my sister. My mother told my dad that I had done nothing, in any capacity, to help her today, and that she doubted that I had even vacuumed the floor because she claimed to have seen cat hair (even though in previous conversation she had both acknowledged and thanked me for vacuuming, and she knows our cat sheds all over constantly). My dad then asked her if I had cleaned the bathrooms, to which she took great satisfaction in saying she was the one who had to do them, completely neglecting to mention that they were cleaned by her unprompted days prior and making me seem as though I couldn't be bothered to clean them myself. My father apologized to my mother that they had two bitches for daughters and conceded that they would just set up Thanksgiving themselves, as they seemed to have much delight in praising themselves for taking on the deeds. This kind of shit happens all the time, but today my father's hurtful words struck me hard. It's very typical of my Nmom to neglect to give me tasks, but then admonish me for not pulling my weight and gloat the fact that she does everything for the household when she insists upon doing many tasks herself. I understand that as a student in her household I have an obligation to keep my areas tidy, maintain good grades/honors, and do certain chores without specific prompting, but when she jumps on it as an opportunity to inflate her ego and make her seem like the goddess of everything right in the world, it can get old very quickly. To add insult to injury I tried to go NC with my father for the remainder of the evening (difficult to do and a poor idea when you're still living with them), but he did NOT like this and his attempt to start over with me escalated into one of the more heated arguments with him in my memory. I'm genuinely scared and dreading what may happen tomorrow on Thanksgiving; trying to stay out of their way will likely only lead to a repeat of today's events, but getting actively involved in their chores will lead to tension that I don't know if I'm ready to endure.",Oh what fun Narc-idays are. +And the live chat crashed lmao,IVE BEEN NEXT IN QUEUE FOR 5 MINUTES PLEASE GOD NO +Oh I guess I assumed that the desk we can craft had some rules assigned to it like brawl,"From the comments I've read about how it's going to be nothing but Shamans, it doesn't sound like there are going to be restrictions (aside from the deck being Standard only)." +The best (and worst) paint schemes of 2016 Share your favorite (and least favorite) paint schemes from the 2016 season. Categories: (All 3 series) Best primary scheme Best secondary (2+ races) Best one-off Best patriotic scheme Best throwback Best breast cancer awareness scheme Best overall Worst primary Worst secondary (2+ races) Worst one-off Worst patriotic scheme Worst throwback Worst breast cancer awareness scheme Worst overall,I dont think there was a worst patriotic scheme unless you count the TrumpPence 55 +A bench I found,I want to see if it tastes of strawberries. +WHY ARE WE YELLING,BECAUSE... UHHHH... TAJAE SHARPE IS GOOD... I THINK! +I hit the buy gem button I proceeded to get gems on my account. I'd say it's pretty safe,ur spending money on pixels so who's the real winner here smh +"Im hopeful, but scared, Bungie. Please pull through with SRL. The main problem that I seem to see from Bungie is that they are a lot of talk and no action (on the current game anyways). There is all this big talk of the live team and their amazing efforts to improve the longevity and events of the game. We got all hyped for Festival of the Lost to be something different, or BETTER than its predecessor. However, this turned out to be false. Really, in my mind, they didnt do... anything to this event. The quest was the same, not even rewarding the new masks, you only got 3 treasure boxes which were the same as last year except the new stuff and then they were locked behind a paywall. What was new? Two ghosts, a sparrow, and new masks? My point is, this makes me really, really scared for SRL, or the winter event. Im scared that we will have the same rewards and questlines as last year. Im scared that we will have the same two maps with maybe one extra. And Im scared that this extra content for people who dont like SRL will be just a ghost to get from crucible, or maybe even just a one mission quest, for whole event. Im scared that the micro transactions will be a repeat of FotL. Bungie, we love your game. I love your game, it is one of the best experiences I have had playing video games. Please, please, please pull through. Listen to us. Make this something that will be worth doing and make us hopeful that 2017 wont be dry until D2.","I was looking for more ways to burn my money.... good thing SRL is coming up, I hate the fumes that come off burning cash..." +You can use the EXACT same title for OBAMA and HRC...,I totally remember when Obama threatened to jail his opposition. +"I agree with that. I think if there's a good script and creative team, and it's a send off film, maybe he'll put in a bit more effort. I think he's aware that people are pointing out how detached he seems, and might try to step up for the fans.",I hope so because I adore Casino Royale and he has demonstrated that he can be an amazing Bond in each of the films before Spectre so hopefully he can knock it out of the park with the next one. +Yung Lean - Frost God What are your first impressions?,He back at it... yeah he back at it +"No R for : Ashe, Fizz, Kennen. 15 lvl against 10,9,11,12,11 Hm...",1v5 outplayed and outsmarted +"Why can't Android phones have a decent, working compass?",My S7 edge has a built in compass that works pretty well +"Just for comparisons' sake, I timed it using my 6s with safari on LTE, it ranged between 3-6 seconds depending upon the length of the list.",S7 with Samsung browser takes about the same time. +"Didnt vote for him, but definitely am eagerly anticipating this shitshow.","Yeah, this should be fun." +"Translation: Sorry, the best my little mind can comprehend is 2. I never bothered studying basic sociology or the difference between sex and gender.","Also, intersex conditions don't real." +C,B +Added you as well hope you don't mind,Of course not! +that the quinjet took the Hulk to another planet...It was designed by Stark! when did he create the tech to travel to distant worlds!? I just don't get that theory.,"Well, he solved the icing problem." +"that will come at some point, but propably as overlay, like other games do it","Knowing the way CIG has done things, it'll probably be ridiculous detail like parallax occlusion mapped footprints." +"It was pretty bad compared to season 3, I never watched past season 4, wasn't season 6 on Hulu or Yahoo or something?","Yeah season five and six are on yahoo i believe, i picked up the DVDs The seasons werent baaaaaad.. but they definitely lacked the flavour the old seasons have" +"i had a receipt checker at wal mart once give me a lecture about losing weight and slightly caress my hair once, no joke should i sue guys?",If someone did that to me I would be in need of a really good lawyer. +how you counter the dds counter: 1. dodge,gg I am going to dodge hitscan... Because you can totally do that ._. +Overall - shit game kirk,"Yeah, not getting a lot of help th ough." +Mods on r/nba are liars He told me I threatened someone. Holy shit fuck them,Sauce? +Wheres champions?un-wavy,PRAY FOR ME +Jesus christ. So you're literally arguing for minorities to have control over majorities? That's insane. The EC at least needs to be redone to better represent population distribution. It's idiotic to give some states a disproportionate say in our country's future. Why should a person's vote in one state be worth 3x more than if they lived in another state?,Thats why California has more electors the fuck are you going off about? +I got 5 rare cards donated. It's not a display error i really got the fifth card. I had 183 cards before request.,pls tell me how to abuse +"What is your must have card for every deck? Mine has got to be the ice wizard, such a good all round defensive troop",Giant Poison +"if you go beyond the clickbait title this professor is offering a simple method that both sides can use to speak to each other with empathy and respect the issue however, and the question I would put to him, is this: what do you do when one side is not interested in a conversation predicated on empathy and respect? what do you do when one side wins through insults, intimidation, dirty tactics, and believes as a result that there is nothing wrong with how they won because the fact that they won vindicates their methods? this is where we are imho",Civil war +"Being nice is good, staying home is better",Oh boy I haven't seen this advice in Reddit yet +"Wow, did they put in the barriers after the attack in Nice?","Been around for quite a while, to stop car bombs and such, which were a big threat in the UK/NI/ROI since the 70s/80s." +Literacy Not A Right For Detroit School Kids According To State,If clean drinking water isn't a right how could literacy be a right? +Why not just make a pinterest account? It's very useful to organize your references.,Because when someone online tries to force your hand at *anything* the best response is to tell them to fuck off +"Stopping a blaster bolt Can we just take a moment to discuss how stupid it was that Kylo could stop a blaster bolt with the Force. Not even Master Yoda has ever shown that ability (though deflecting Force lightning is close), yet this amateur who lost to a Force noob can do it? I'm not buying it. Another one of J.J.'s style over substance moments. They're cool int the heat of the moment the first time, but quickly become the subject of ridicule.","Yeah, they should never introduce other Force powers" +President-Elect Trump Has Some Very Curious Thoughts About The Wind | He doesn't trust windmills because they're made in Germany/Japan and thinks their steel goes into the atmosphere.,"Yeah, if there's anything that's known it's that Germany and Japan are terrible at engineering and don't make quality products" +rubbing alcohol and salt,Nah orange kronic bro +Name a more iconic duo...,EVE Online Players and Spreadsheets. +Did you read your own link before spouting it?,I found the links towards the bottom most informative +Not saying they don't. I just find his movies very network sitcom-y.,But he's not involved in this so bringing him up just to be snarky and shit on him is kinda irrelevant and just you being a dick for no reason isn't it? +"Redditors that met their S/O in their teenage years, how has it lasted so long? What is your secret?","Honestly don't know, I guess we were just compatible." +I had no idea they had control of our timeouts and shit play calling. When was the last time we even attempted an outside designed run?,The Oline is gone. +A non-excessive modified GT-R,But I liked the ugly bolted on looking wide body kits +jewish pro choice sexual assault survivor. OH MY!,Dude she has a QUEER FAMILY MEMBER cut her some slack +"Exactly as many as they currently do, because they can.",You gotta source for that? +Console Peasant saves money on Black Friday Sale,"It's okay, think of the resale value of physical copies!" +BANN ARTY PLAYERS!,But we need clickers to do all the damage to high armored targets! +"God bless you, though. One of my friends comes from a not-so-great background and I had to teach him how to properly hold a knife and fork, let alone which one to use, how to eat the bread, napkin on your lap and not your collar, etc. I didn't realize that was such a class marker.",Food etiquette is just a means for the Man to look down on us little folk! +After this year I'm pretty convinced that if you give a dumb retard an apple and say it's an orange with magical powers he'll swallow the whole thing. We are really very pretty dumb species considering the brain power we have. Absolutely infuriating.,"So long as it's on buzzfeed and my friends have shared it on Facebook, it must be true." +"Um, did you think this was serious?","No, I went with the :) instead of the" +also instinctively i assumed it would start with 'the' so i pressed it first only to realize i fucked up,The meat on bone +The Family that lurks together... by Dylan Burnett,"Man, imagine being some goon, looking up, and seeing *this*." +I wish more men took this approach with me. :(,"Hey, would you like to grab coffee or a drink sometime?" +The math in this infographic doesn't make sense,The math was probably done by a women +"Yup, standard in the UK too. Pretty basic stuff.",Yeah don't get what the big deal is +"Black Friday Special - Venom GT #ITS GOLD KEYS Spending gold keys? Wanting to wallow in regret? Wanna get lucky? Post all the 3-star cars your get from your gold crate here. #Or you know, maybe you get lucky. ;)","Gots me a Viper, awww yiss." +"You know what, I think I figured out why the NSA is blowing the whistle on Trump when the FBI still hasn't. The NSA was given a huge amount more control under Bush Jr., the family who still has never kissed Trump's ring, and I think the organization is loyal to him.",Right because the NSA functions on pettiness +I Find this map Annoying,"Don't know what you are on about,.... this is by far the best map in the game as decided by the entire community." +The cover of Hard day's night forshadows the way the beatles die,So is the last pic from Paul his face expression when he died in a car crash? +Stupid title.,Stupid comment. +Man how is he gonna go ahead and spell Colors without a U Nigga i though you was Canadian?,Officially sold out +*fetus,"Fetus is a stage of development of a child, like toddler, infant, or teen." +"Yet somehow economic powerhouse countries like Germany seem to hang onto manufacturing jobs and export excellent products worldwide. Maybe if the intention wasn't to protect the money of rich men from being in any way impinged or injured, we might have a nice manufacturing sector still. No, that's Unamerican dammit!",The percentage gains by moving everything to *random country* are too important for me to give a shit about the community I come from. +Heads Up: BLM Protest at Westlake Tree Lighting,The WAR ON CHRISTMAS continues! +Bartolo looking like he's about to drop a hot mixtape (Photo from his Facebook page last week),thank you for show me this +Just played a competitive with a torbjorn on KOTH and let me tell you,What a cry baby post +My hypothesis is that the polls were wrong because people were so sure that she was going to win that it introduced biases in their polling methods. Nate Silver for example got a lot of flack from Clinton supporters because his model actually gave Trump a decent chance of winning. Suggesting that Trump could win was unspeakable which likely influenced the people doing the polling.,The amount of arrogance on display in believing Trump was gonna lose with 99% certainly was astounding. +TFW you realize you are a white working class racist voter.,Clearly a man who needs to be brought to heel. +"We have you surrounded, put the baby on the floor and come out with your hands up!",Throw the baby at the place and make a run for it! +Neither does your mom.,Rekt +Once you find your center!,"You are sure, to win!" +"I was warned there would be pussy-grabbing. My family just had all their hijabs ripped off, I'm so scared",Literally shaking right now.... +I saved $300 at Kohls on a memory foam mattress topper and memory foam pillows. It's exactly the same mattress and pillows it would be any other day of the year.,"Sure, you saved $300 bit how much did you spend?" +"Oh, dear lord..","Oh, only fifty can break the bridge of course!" +"If there was any support you wish you could rewrite, what would it be? For me, it'd be all of Corrin's supports with Hana. Her logic is so fucking flawed.",Gunter x Felicia so that they get married while accepting the fact that they will both always love Corrin more. +Chernobyl Horrors,When your meme so shit not even savage axe bot says dank +I'm in a relationship and you are single,:'( +Just as T-screen RIP.,and Fenrir +*gild Isn't reddit supposed to be full of college students? Why is it so common that people here can't spell?,"Hahahah, wait... I don't see the" +"A bunch of my Pokemon lost CP recently. What's the deal? I caught a 707 CP Oddish that I've been saving until I had enough candy to level him all the way to Gloom. I've been transferring all other Oddish I catch. About a week ago I noticed he had dropped to 657. Several of the others I've been saving also dropped, but that Oddish was the most noticeable.",First I heard of this +Kawhi is highest level of 3 and D player can be,i heard he worked out with jordan over the summer +I don't think Linux porter Feral will get anything from that.,"This.. Seriously, if you don't have the money wait for a Steam sale, but buying from this sources not only will not support the devs in any way, it probably won't be accounted as a Linux sale." +"Well, according to the snapshot, Aggro shaman is still very strong. The nerfs resulted in a 2% decrease in it's winrate. I've been noticing that Aggro shaman has started to become a thing on ladder recently, too. And after this snapshot, it will only get more popular.","The nerfs did change the **decklist** of aggro shaman tho, lets at least give credit to blizzard for that" +Would have been interesting if Argentina and Paraguay actually became Axis allies and launched a war against Chile and Brazil.,"Yes, very interesting." +Toy Freddy Gets Stuck in a vent (Audio skit),By the end it sounds like they're having sex. +"I'm a 30 year old white male. I went to a predominantly black elementary school in Chicago and was bullied everyday, I developed a number of mental and learning disabilities due in part to this. I couldn't get into a college because my grades sucked and there aren't any grants or scholarships for being a poor white. I've struggled holding down jobs my whole life. I currently have been unemployed for just over 2 years. I also used to be homeless and am a convicted felon. I'm really enjoying my privilege!",But minorities have been kept down for ages that is why Asians still can't get good grades today. +Explore the Cities of Tree of Savior,Inb4 How to get from Klapeida to Orsha joke. +Just realized this kinda has the same melody as Knuck If You Buck,I think you mean Juju on that Beat +"I'm so confused. Other than the alt looking chick, the rest all look like high school cheerleaders",Found the pill whore! +No jokes allowed?,No commentary on jokes allowed? +"I have, what was said and what the community made of it were totally out of scope to each other.",Ah right because the blatant lie about multiplayer and the outrage from the community about there being no multiplayer in it's final release are totally unrelated. +"It's a wee small son. Maybe next time, you'll print a big boy gun! :)",forgot the +What's your reasoning behind Mythic Water Dragon? Is it to serve as tribute fodder for Nemesis Warrior's effect?,Tribute fodder to go into the Level 12 +Lead gets in the water pipes.,Only if the democrats run your city. +"Sure, you can add it anytime, and yes, you can enable/disable it anytime, it's a mod after all!",My question: is it worth it? +It never even remotely close to this. Not on reddit anyway.,Reddit isnt one sided at all +The problem is Trumps's beliefs are 90% dependent on who he is talking to. This has been shown time and time again this election.,But at least he's not a politician! +"This is exactly right. Democrats helped poison the well. We casually bashed her for 12 months. Even our compliments, were lukewarm. You really weren't allowed to be an enthusiastic Hillary supporter around here. You could only like her in comparison to Trump. Even though her policy proposals were far more in depth. Her platform, which Bernie helped create, was very progressive. I can't count how many people I talked to who really weren't into politics but would parrot the same lines I've heard here. Well they're both really bad candidates. Or it should have been Bernie. With absolutely facts or knowledge to back that up. These people don't breathe politics like we do. They hear And read a couple headlines throughout the election cycle then decide whether they should go vote. It's no wonder that Democratic turnout was down. Even here. Hillary won 3 debates objectively. By any standard. But immediately after each debate, we were seeing posts about how bad both candidates are. We absolutely played ourselves. Because we spent so much time bashing our own candidate, we forgot that Republicans were going to come out to vote for theirs no matter what because that's what they do.","As opposed to Republicans, who were clearly a united front..." +"This looks really well done. Not only that, but a run of the mill bolt-on Mazdaspeed 6 gets 280+ HP (to the wheels, not the crank) and are running mid to low 6 second 0-60's. Fuckers are fast if you know what you are doing.",This is definitely a Mazda 3 and not a Speed6. +"Up to $50 gift card from Apple when purchasing SE, 6S or 6S Plus for Black Friday",Apple passing the savings onto consumers as usual! +"Global Warming, brotha.",You mean the Chinese hoax? +What's in the coke?,Cocaine +Im Sorry That I Have Hope For A Game,See that it doesn't. +It does enhance some of my sexual performances.,Solo doesn't count +Humidity as well? Here in Chicago in early August it was 32C with like 70% humidity and above for almost a week and it was hell.,"No, only 36% humidity, it's pretty nice." +Cortana uses her cuteness power to steal Aeris' bed and eat Yogies in it.,"I have a dumbo myself, those ears make them look super innocent, even if they are little devils sometimes." +"No. it's pretty damn resilient. To take flesh down to the bone you're going to need either significant fragmentation and/or explosive force. Neither flashbangs nor concussion grenades provide the fragmentation, they're made of relatively thin casings and not designed to fragments. Flashbangs aren't going to burn/blast your arm off. Concussion grenades pack a little more oomph, but unless the damn thing was strapped to her arm I still call bullshit.",.... But.... But my friend said so +"Cool Xianxia World Idea I just had an awesome thought for a xiaxian world. What if when reaching immortality/godhood, people had a Greek like Pantheon of gods where everyone had a specialty. (Like goddess of luck or fire or something) and it would follow a 3000 daos system where there could be only one God of each dao. It would be decided by who has the greatest understanding of that dao, so if some one was trying to take over the position of a god he would be weakening the original god of that dao by splitting the daos power. So the gods would want to hunt down anyone trying to gain understanding in their own dao. But less import and smaller daos would have more people competing for the position because the gods of those dao are weaker and easier to overtake. For example the god of pure yang would detect someone gaining understanding in his dao and go to kill him, but it would take a few years before the original god could find him, mainly because there would be many worlds and the detection would be imperfect. Also the larger more powerful daos would take longer to gain enlightenment in, the newcomer would have the less of a chance to get enlightenment before the original god would detect them. This whole system would lead to most people fighting over the smaller daos because it is a safer path to immortality/godhood. Any thoughts?","thats a thing in tales of demons and gods(time/light/dark/death/etc), and probably other novels as well" +Can you give me a link to some more information about this deal?,Are you unable to use Google or independent research? +stole this post from a family member. ugh. she spent three years in college and 100 thousand dollars to be a stay at home mom while her husband runs a rental car service. I am lucky because my husband tells me everyday how appreciative he is that I am home with the kids. There are times where I can't wait to get back to work but I love that he makes it possible for me to be home with my beautiful girls. When people say I don't work he is the first to correct them. It is no wonder I have such an awesome home life. My other mother tells me the husband looks after the wife and the wife takes care of the family how true.,"If she gets divorced, she'll have fun looking for work." +"Transphobic fear-mongering jerk somehow also belittles me because I don't have a child This comes from a very long FB thread, so I'm truncating it considerably. Basically, the argument is about the HB2 bathroom bill recently passed in North Carolina. Someone said that they were going to vote for Trump because they have an LGBT sister, and they were worried that Clinton's open-border policy would allow anti-LGBT Muslims to come in and kill their daughter. So to keep the LGBT community safe, they're voting Republican. This absolutely infuriated me. I responded. Now this other guy (first guy's friend) chimes in and asks me to specifically name who is discriminating against LGBT people. I mentioned the HB2 bill among other things. A long argument transpired where he repeatedly asked me if I wanted a grown man to come in a watch my daughter shower/pee/etc. I didn't answer that because it's a straw-man argument and continued to provide facts. Eventually, after he repeatedly asked me, I said: Me: So now that you have proven yourself to be a hateful unChristian asshole who calls people penis in a dress, I will excuse myself from the conversation because obviously you are too bigoted to understand human decency. By the way, I'm a girl who would not care if a transgender woman used the restroom with me. Because I'm not hateful. Or swayed by fear-mongering. Me: Also. Dude, I don't have a daughter. Stop asking me about some mythical daughter I have. I am a woman who can tell you that I don't care if someone was born a man or woman. If they need to pee, pee in the restroom least likely to get them murdered. Him: Ah yes, the liberal standby - as soon as you can't defend your position I suddenly become a racist or bigot or misogynist or homophobe. You don't know me from Adam's house cat. You are simply frustrated at not being able to control your anger or logically argue your position. Rwcusing yourself from a debate about which you obviously know so little is a good idea. I'm sure you won't complain when a grown man comes into the women's room and videos you on the commode. Good on ya'... if you had a daughter you sure as hell wouldn't be so flippant about this issue. WHY THE HELL would it make a difference if I had a daughter or not? This drives me absolutely insane. He is literally saying (this is a direct quote) I also noticed that you fail to address the feelings of the other girls in that restroom who have to share it with a penis in a dress and I AM A GIRL, and yet because I don't have a daughter, I can't possibly understand.","Because we can't understand, since we don't have kids!" +"Signed the paperwork on a 2017 Sport GTI, but only got the CPO Jetta to take home. Either way, very excited for next week's delivery!","If you don't mind posting it, how much did you pay for the car before TTL etc?" +Very good way of putting the whole tradition thing. I might find myself using that some time.,Then hand whomever it is you're speaking with a copy of The Lottery +What is this and is there an easy fix?,This appears to be a Floyd Rose +Post your 3 most mastered champions and let others describe you. Thought it was fun last time it occurred.,"Nasus, Rengar, Lee Sin" +Discussion like this makes me wonder what if we had drafted Ramsey,If you want to mimic a team right now it would be the cowboys look at all their first round draft picks on their line..I'm actually hoping we draft another linemen in our first round next year as well +Rare can't. Maybe another dev can though,What if Nintendo buys Rare from Microsoft +The Nashville Shitposts,:( +"If you like turn based combat and eco terrorism, go for it.","Definitely gonna be playing it Rj/ It's a good game, but it isn't a good witcherino game" +"Oklahoma City Thunder (9-8) defeat the Denver Nuggets (6-10), 132-127.",Westbrook is such a ball hog man +"once nox's silence or dash are down she's vulnerable. depending on the build, you probably won't have your silence back for another ~10sec. that's the trick. wait for her to use her key abilities and then jump on her; she can't do anything.","Yeah let me just ignore the frontliners and jump over everyone to get to Nox, that will most certainly work out well for our team!" +"pretended his name was josh, wtf lol, when did i do that",Your name translates to penis in one language +"Dear Respawn, please let us dual wield swords",Tier 2 option for sword core? +Fidel Castro is dead at 90.,2016 strikes again +2016 would be the year Castro finally died.,And I bet that dipshit Kapernick is so devastated! +Fuck this bakery,Bakeries and convenience stores in Asia all do this. +"That is no normal dog, that is a Border Collie. They are smart enough to do your taxes and energetic enough that you can't keep up with them.",Sooo accountants on cocaine? +These people will buy anything. I'm gonna sell them fake health insurance.,Oh like a healthcare savings plan! +If you're looking for posters I'd suggest redbubble as they have a bunch of different genres.,"will do, thx for the heads up" +why that man look like he bustin a nut,Cause he is +"Damn you got screwed. For as much as they paid you could have asked for 100,000 and it would only be a drop of oil in the bucket",Ba dum tss +why 3 days?,Pls don't question RuneLeikvard +Ghusay*... it's ghain not gaf :-),"ab pura pakistan maila hogaya hai, koi nahi bolta ghayn aur khay jese 'mushkil' huroof." +That doesn't account for the massive margin of loss. I don't think an extra 3 million in adverts is going to swing an election 60 points,The rest of it is P U R E I D E O L O G Y +When you remember you can throw grenades back and give it a try yourself:,"Wait, you can throw nades back?" +there won't be a 490x but the nomenclature of 495 would be used instead.,"The 'x' just sounds so much better, hoped they wouldve stayed with it." +Wow... I fuckin' hate this sub more and more every hour.,"Thank you so much for sharing that with us, i was getting worried sick about whether or not you like this sub..." +My favorite is when people get salty at me for using NOED III. Me: I'm lvl 5 and have NOED III and Unnerving Presence II.... which would you expect me to take Them: Noob killer needs a crutch. What a shitter,NOED on Billy LOOLL NOOOBBBB git gud scrub +"i didn't mention mill rogue being viable, i said despite both malygos AND miracle rogue being viable i then offhandly said that mill rogue is also a massive pain in the ass for control decks.",Good thing the ladder is filled with all the control decks. +"It is the same chat; when you type something in the lobby, but don't press enter, it will still be there in the post-game chat.",Oh neat... So I can already write my salty response in advance +WARMONGER! Wants to get in terrible wars! Sad!,"As a liberal, while I strongly disagree with Trump's political views, I find it relaxing to know that there will be no no-fly-zone over Syria and no wars between US and Russia." +Christ that's more than we had here in the entire UK.,"Yeah, well, at least we have guns to protect ourselves." +For helvede det der multikulturelle eksperiment er dyrt...,racist! +Error: To progress further you must purchase a season pass and the access code. Visit appstore? [Confirm] or [Cancel],This made me irrationally angry in a split second. +What position does this Speight fellow play?,Goalie +"A map of Sweden with some village, city, and town names translated to English.",Can we get one of the USA? +The game mode under custom in the right most tab in the game.,It was a joke lol he should have put a +Why didn't the player call the lab He didn't know his number! xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD,fuck me dude +Thanks? I'm from Canada. It's how I see it anyways.,"Given that Texas is big enough to be on the border with Canada, I see why" +"Combine the 2. Get pandemic reign of cthulu, rip it up when you're done playing.","Preordered, and not ripping it up." +Protest against a Protest.,"jab teri dukaan mein aag lagaunga, jab dekhenge tu kya karega" +"Cease from ALL laughter (d+c 88:121) *121 Therefore, cease from all your light speeches, from all laughter, from all your lustful desires, from all your pride and light-mindedness, and from all your wicked doings.* I could manage mentally the requirement to cease all LOUD laughter, if I strained myself... but cease ALL laughter?? This was always a subtle shelf item that made me quite uncomfortable if I thought about it. Glad to have shed this burden.","It has been too long, how do Mormons spin this?" +"From Albus NoX Luna: Thank you guys! We just wanted to thank everyone who was cheering for us in past weeks. As Likkrit said, we're prepared for 0-6, but something gone wrong. All we have to say is: you guys are awesome and actually YOU is what keep us playing this game, because we like to enterntain you (but seriously, if it wasn't our fans, when we didn't been able to achive this). When we read your comments about how we inspire you to play Brand support or to believe in yourself, even if all goes wrong, we're happy, we just happy with that. Hope we can show something in Chicago. And we wanted to do something special for you guys, we didn't know for sure what it'll be (maybe an AMA). Our team have a pretty hard schedule for the next week. Thank you guys for your support!",Their name sound like a bad harry potter's fanfiction +"A homicidal rapist is holding hands with a little girl. They are walking through a dense and eerie forest at night. Sounds of owls, wolves and other animals echos around. This place is really scary sir says the girl. The man looks around. The sound of wolves send chills down he's spine. He looks at the girl and says: Yeah. Imagine me that I have to return by myself.",Slow clap +The League of Nations,"They should have pushed Alberto del Rio or Rusev, instead of Sheamus..." +"Was designed by the PRESIDENT of the USA And with one cartoon sign, they show that they have no idea how the American system of government works. The Executive Branch has fuck-all to do with treaties.",The focus of the criticism is on Woodrow Wilson for proposing the League of Nations in the Fourteen Points and then failing to secure American membership. +TIL a 30-year-old elephant named Ben sought help at a safari lodge after being shot by poachers. The elephant waited patiently near the lodge for the 6 hours it took for a vet to fly in and dress his 3 bullet wounds.,Better kill them all for their teeth +Friday the 13th here I come.,"Despite its numerous bugs and flaws, this game does one thing perfectly: how good of a game DbD is." +Joc strap,"Double meaning, nice" +"Red light texting still a problem in Canada, says CAA.",This is such a big problem! +That's my vote for stupidest idea of the year.,He's lucky he wasn't shot. +"If you were assigned a callsign, what would you want it to be? Title speaks for itself really. After seeing the callsign customization options in AH, it got me wondering about what callsign players would choose if they were given the option in other games. So, what would you like to be called?",Uncle Assman +"As someone mentioned, volcanic rock can be transformed into topsoil. Topsoil can be acquired in other ways than naturally waiting for it to accumulate over time. I have a place in Florida where palm fronds are piled in a mulch heap and tilled into the soil after a few years. The soil is now some 8 inches higher than it was previously. Palm Fronds do not break down easily. But they do form topsoil if used properly. Why would I do this instead of just letting the trash collectors haul them off? I had a low spot where a condo was dumping run off water from their roof and parking lots. The area is now high enough to keep my backyard dry when the heavy Florida downpours arrive.","Yep, I'm sure we'll grind up sufficient Volcanic rock in an ecologically sustainable fashion just around the same time we use two or three India sized areas of land we'd need to grow enough crops just so we can use them for Bio Capture Carbon Storage in the second half of the 21st century so we can avoid dangerous Climate Change." +"Kaby Lake is just an incremental upgrade to Skylake. Most of the expected SKUs perform the same as Skylake, like the new i7-7700k versus the Skylake i7-6700k. Most differences are just slight clock increases.",I have a old 3370K and IIRC I'm still at around 80% of the latest flagship... +Only 20 xp? Wow that's not even good.,Freaking Europeans and their damn periods instead of commas... +Whats is the LoL word of the year? For example: The LoL word of the year 2013 could have been xPeke when talking about someone backdooring.,definetly clown fiesta +Travis Scott's Latest Merch Is A Generic Stuffed Animal Marked Up 385%,FINESSIN FINESSIN I CAN'T GO ONE DAY WITHOUT FINESSING +why are you subbed,Because Echlipse taught him how to break the bridge of course! +"Yea it kinda sucks that you can't put the game into a guest mode that queues you with other new players, seeing as the game is so seemingly popular with people of all ages. I get why we wouldn't be able to have a guest mode, but *still*, it would be nice.",Just make everyone *promise* to use it responsibly +Yeah it is super obvious that I'm a DK tank. I'm probably the first pve tank that they ever saw.,But this game doesn't have roles ... +I don't know how to add a picture on the comments,\[whatever you wanna say here](link to picture) +"Ok, that 10% tax is fine, but buy my fcking items...",What r u trying to sell and for how much? +Flat Earth,Classic globehead +"Id love to try this but I feel like it would he a pain in the ass watch all Jacobs stuff first, then switching between and fast forwarding through episodes to only watch the flashbacks etc. Do people actually do this?","I haven't watched it, but I think you can find it online where they play everything in order so you don't have to switch episodes around and fast forward it yourself." +"(Short) I'm allergic to tomatos. I work in a little fast food restaurant inside of a theater. We don't really have waiters but we sometimes bring food to the tables if we aren't busy. This may be a bit of a stretch to be in r/talesfromyourserver but it is the most relevant sub that I think this tale fits best in. We had a customer come in, pretty big dude, so we will call him PBD for short. He got a burger and a personal pizza. The pizza takes longer and we only bring the food out together if the customer requests it so he got his burger first. PBD, after checking his burger: Excuse me, I'm allergic to tomatos, can I have this remade please? Me: No problem, sorry about that, we will have a new one out with the pizza. He was nice about it, which was great, but we make a new burger with no tomato and it finishes at around the same time as the pizza, so we brought them out together. Since the pizza obviously has tomato sauce on it I assumed it was for someone else and he was meeting them there. Nope, he sits down and starts chowing on the pizza. So I'm pretty sure he lied about a tomato allergy as an excuse for getting his burger remade.","Raw tomato allergy (where cooked is fine) is pretty common, as even the briefest of Google searches would show you.." +not thrips,Spider mites! +she got battery,Good. +Our provincial government sucks. The near term costs of providing _real_ treatment for people in the dtes would be so worth it in the long run. Too bad long term planning isn't something our politicians seem interested in.,"Short term gains, ftw!" +Amazing job by Google,damn even google people are using apple... +"Oh yeah but he's a commie and communism is totally in right now. Please don't let your experience negate these loser's utopias. Seriously, Reddit is disgusting.",Because life in Batista's regime was just an *amazing* capitalist utopia that everyone loved and prospered in. +"That's the thing, we don't have any permanent solutions for the waste.",You are saying that putting the waste into containers that won't last as long as the waste and hoping that a solution will be found in the future isn't good enough? +This is what happens when nice countries fight!,It's not like they're arguing over a desolate rock or something. +He sure loved to bring up the polls when he was shown as winning.,He's still whining. +"The eyes look off, one of them looks like it's on the side of her head, and is way too high. It makes her look, frankly, retarded. Other than that, her nose is giant. Sort those things out and it would be perfect. Well done, considering you're self learning.",Pretty sure that's all intentional +Liverpool Stats with and without Coutinho,So what your saying is with coutinho out we are going to score more goals. +Why Does The Crossbow Require Gears? Gears are a necessity for doors and ladder hatches and are almost always used for them. Why should the crossbow (an early game weapon for people without guns) require components?,Because Helk is codeword for : No fun allowed. +I'm really sorry that happened to you. Were you guys refunded?,"Yeah, it was refunded" +That's what he wants you to think,^ this guy gets it +What helped you the most when it came to making pain levels tolerable?,"Stretching, light exercise, cannabis, distractions, eating healthy food." +IMHO Zen shouldn't be able to contest in Tranquility Mode,u can move zen off the point +Correct yourself before you correct others. *proper capitalization,gg downvoted correcting someone when that someone was correcting someone else +Donald Trump will be the 45th President of the United States,Bullshit! +Can someone make this in reverse,It already reverses itself. +"Silence Update 2: I now have a clue. Ok, so. First, I mentioned to DW how much more anxious it made me to have to wait for this kind of information that everybody else has, and that I was frustrated about it. Things got a little touchy, cuz she immediately got defensive and started to tell me how she knows how... At which point I interrupted her and told her that she doesn't really know how anything. She knows how to survive, herself, but she doesn't know how to protect me, or deal effectively with Hellsbelle long-term as opposed to in the moment of chaos, or accept help from someone who loves her and who we agreed would be her equal in every way (outside of the bedroom). I pointed out that the way she's learned to interact with the world is not normal. She responded by waving a red flag in front of my inner bull by going into... I dunno even what to call it. Example: You can't say that objectively because your only frame of reference for normal is your own thought process and epistemology blah blah big words big words airy academic concept you don't quite understand big words, so there. I dunno what that is, but she does it sometimes when I have her cornered but don't actually know the right words to say to checkmate. I don't know as many words or as much stuff as she does, except that she's dead wrong, but I don't know how prove it with my own big words. Earlier in our relationship, that sort of thing made me feel so insecure and frustrated and dumb that I'd just pop my top. BUT! Before we moved in together, we took a conflict resolution class! Thank Astarte! So I took a deep breath and was all like Baby, I love you very much. When you say x, it makes me feel y, which causes me to think z... and that works so goddamned well. 10/10. Huge blow up in work parking lot avoided. So we agreed that if she was really busy, or couldn't talk, or something, that she'd try to be more clear about it, and maybe give me a TL;DR, and if she wasn't ready to talk about it for some reason, to let me know that. Now, onto Hellsbelle. I kinda forgave DW for not texting, cuz she's not at all the master of the short form, and has real trouble separating details into relevant and not relevant, so she overcompensates by just putting all the details in. All of them. Down to what color her hair was dyed at the time. And this was super complicated to begin with. DW was compelled to delve into family history from before the war (not Iraq, like i thought, but Civil). Sometimes even her TL;DRs need their own TL;DRs. The gist is, Hellsbelle is beating the drama drums in her family. When the ladies of the family hear these drums, they form up in battle lines based mostly on old antebellum family/clan allegiances and start taking potshots at each other, personally and professionally. When the gentlemen of the family hear these drums, they all spontaneously decide to go on extended fishing trips. Remote fishing trips. Far away. So BILs weren't being assholes, they were following tradition. Now, these little drama wars apparently all end pretty spectacularly, but predicting the path they'll take is, I guess, a bitch. She was gonna tell more stories, but we ran outta lunch. I'll have more details by tonight. TL;DR: Hellsbelle is trying to amass flying monkey army for as yet unknown purposes, and all males in a hundred mile radius have beat feet.",I'm willing to bet the amassed forces of Just No MIL would beat her army's collective ass. +LaunchBox has a Black Friday sale,Put in my email address for a download link about 10 times now and still haven't gotten a link. +Hahaha.....,"You're a banned user under an alt, get him!" +But wouldn't you do this anyways? Seeing as how it's probably dark inside at night...,"I prefer to feel my way around in the dark when I get home, it's a fun game." +Statistics,100% of statistics I see on Facebook are correct +PS2 HandUnit,Now who wants to play spongebob battle for bikini bottom with me? +Because I think you're confusing Peter Pan with Link.,"shit I am, well it isnt usual for me to see peter pan that short, opposed to link, and i dunno seemed completely plausible, my mistake." +What is the best options for Electronic Drum set (Beginner),What's your budget? +So that's like what 1500 a person? Bracket 4 is pretty low in terms of number of players. I play with a group as well and it takes about 10-15 minutes to get a game. It's just cause the small player base.,We're all 2k each +My office window today got swarmed...,Jumanji. +"Well yeah, but that's obviously different because we were in the right. And our God is the right one. Right?","White makes right, patriot!" +"sir it's me, your nightmares",Lets go to hell! +Masteria through time,i sure loved every second of it +What is your loveliest roses are red poem?,Roses are red Violets are blue Thank mr skeltal Doot doot +Please let us use emotes in the Liset. I want to kneel before my RNG Shrine to ask for his blessing.,Your *orbiter* looks like a cinema. +"Nike's self-lacing Mags are hot, won't catch fire",Nike still has a way to go before they don't look like velcros anymore +"But anyways, FUCK it, what's up man, how's your daughter?","My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm 'bout to be a father." +Does this make a difference? Clueless whether sarcasm or not,Cpk abuse a glitch with legacy that skulls you / ignores fury shark effects and are supported by mod pi so they don't get banned +"The Orb. Just an ugly dude with a motorcycle and an eyeball helmet. We need a good book of a nothing hero fighting nothing villains, honestly. Fraction Hawkeye kind of got close.",Wasnt he the bad guy for the death of uatu? +Liberals open to lowering threshold to foreign investors to spur Chinese investment in oilsands,Fuck China and fuck the liberals. +"African elephants are being born without tusks due to poaching, researchers say",That's just what they want us poachers to believe! +Your classic case of the nice guy. He tweets stuff like this every day.,"But all girls can have sex anytime, anywhere with no effort!" +I'd love to know how to be more vigilant than using the buddy system in the mid-afternoon.,"By being escorted by a man everywhere, obviously." +"LPT: If a News Headline Tells you How to Feel, it's Not News. If an article's title suggests how you ought to react to the content- that it's shocking or disgusting or heartwarming or threatening- it's not news, it's a propaganda piece at best and clickbait at worst.",This should be common sense actually. +Player overall wise does it matter?,Don't see why it would since it really never has but still no real idea till it releases to see how the story plays out +Realize i have forgotten passwords to half the websites i use.,oh shit better study XD +That happened to me a couple days ago on the same model!,I found it a few days ago and felt kinda mad i re-bought a TI-83 but then upon turning it on it seems like it was warranted when i got this weird mess.. +Owlboy: The Prettiest Pixel Game Out There,Oh cool another retro inspired indie game +You have a child's view of the extreme complexities of the slave trade in American politics and earlier colonial society.,"Yeah, slavery was totes fine and calling out the hypocrisy of proclaiming equality while holding a hereditary caste of slaves is just childish." +The audacity of deplorables like him crying about PC culture while bashing athletes for kneeling is unreal.,"It's only political correctness when it offends those uppity minorities, not when it offends good white Christian patriots!" +Better grab your safety pins and run to your safe space,"If they misgender you, stab them with the pin and plead oppressed!" +Who is the best duo in the NHL right now?,Sidney and Crosby +What If You Burn 10 000 Sparklers!,OOOH AAWW +Ask yourself what you got while those 27 kills were happening.,"Flamed, lose butthole?" +Notre Dame Defeats Miami 30-27,FUCK YEAH 3RD WIN +u rly mssd up evrythn -thm,I don't think we're seeing eye to eye here +"So, anyone know in what plane this was taken?",Well it's not a real picture for starters. +I think Columbus reincarnated,Lol +Was it not in that Vice Principals show on Comedy Central. In the first or second episode?,Isn't that on HBO? +"LOL. Oh god, I forgot about those. Thanks. Though I have already gotten is that a Malibu, and I've only had it for 28 hours. Clearly their advertising is working.","If I owned one of these I'd swap the SS badge for a Malibu badge, embrace the sleeper status." +"Not even if you kill them, just an elimination. Assists count too is what I'm pointing out.",Damn... I can't believe I didn't know that... That is really important information. +"No. Further, it wasnt economists that pushed it","This is correct, if facts matter anymore." +There is plenty of people in this country that have endured a lot simply for speaking what they believe.,What's your stance on Muslim hate preachers? +2 reasons 2015 CLG and 2016 TSM.,"Oh yeah, wouldn't want him to mess up FNC's hot streak lately" +"oh, and before you make another objective wrong accusation Nuklearangel regularly posts on r/FULLCOMMUNISM a Trump loving maple-sucking hoser coming to the rescue of a tumblrina communist what a strange world",What a shame you still dont know how to talk like an adult. +Wow how did this not do major damage.,"The joke is on Browne, because that was Werdum's cybernetic eye!" +Title implies something very different when you don't realise a squirrel is involved.,only if you're a degenerate who speaks in ebonics +She regularly moves cushions and blankets to do this sort of thing,This image is acting like one of those optical illusions on my eyes where it moves on its own. +"Halo 5 Forge is now available on Windows for free! 4k, DX12, full forge editor, and free custom match games with friends on PC and Xbox!","Just as a correction, you can't actually play Custom games with Xbox players, you can just share maps with them." +"I'm not ready to put the Cowboys above the seahawks. That defense in November and December is top tier, and I don't think Dak and Zeke would find as much success against it. It would likely be a close game, but seattle with a healthy russell Wilson has the edge in my book.",But Zeke trucked Kam in the preseason +Romo is a bad example. He's tough as nails. Also.. he was seriously injured twice last year and took one hit this year and was done for half the season.,Gronk is not as tough as nails lmao +'The Boss Baby' - Teaser Trailer (DreamWorks Animation),...I am not the audience for this. +"I'm pretty sure we already know it wasn't an SJW OP said it was at his work, that would've required one of them to have a job.",Jobs are based on patriarchal sexist divisions of labor how dare anybody suggest a true SJW work +That the holocaust didn't happen,The worst part about the holocaust is that it didn't happen +This is the most fun version of the game thus far... And it is also the most unstable.,Love the minion changes but health/armor meta still sucks tbh +And if you kill someone you get paid leave.,So what your saying is that she needs to shoot an unarmed black man? +Can anyone confirm this true or false?,Obviously hes lying cause why would he know Damon Albarn +Issue 14 of The Blocked Nerd (A Minecraft webcomic),I *wonder* what this is based on! +Malick was in the first Avengers movie.,WHATTTT really? +L O R E,O K T H A N K S F O R C O N F I R M I N G I G U E S S +Ridin through the 6,"Around me it's the skinny white guy that's the scary ones on bikes, I bike commute too so I'm always decently dressed, while they are wearing either jeans and a wife beater or 7 different jackets." +"You realize this is about the camp people are living in to protest, right? You are going to run your car 24/7 to protest an oil pipeline?",It's OK because u/TrumpsMurica's car runs on *gas* not oil +I need to hurry up and download a car before he takes office!,"You would really though, right?" +Kansas City - Boulevard,KC Bier Company +Why are you the way that you are? [...] I hate... SO MUCH of the things that you choose to be.,How are you not murdered every hour? +"While arena rewards are certainly lacking, they're nowhere near as bad as you make them out to be. You are guaranteed 150 gold for 7 wins, so you might want to recheck your rewards.","i had 1 pack, 20g 85g and a common card." +Loose seal! Loose seal!,Why do I get the feeling this is what the navy calls when one of their men goes mia for like twenty minutes? +**white. But it's all good,Yeah because only white kids at his school can paint their own parking space +the guy shoved him first,Oh well that makes it ok then! +Bradys knee has got me worried. Might start Mariota instead even,"Yeah, Brady's knee will really eat into Dion Lewis' production" +"My first time running DnD went a little over the top I just bought the Dnd starter pack and was super pumped to get playing with a group of friends. Instead of using The Lost Mine of Phandelver, I opted to use Mattew Collville's first adventure. (im sure a lot of you know about this. My players were fist timers too, and I had them use the pre-generated characters from the starter set. They met in a tavern, RP'd a little bit, and the blacksmith came in and the adventure was on. It took half a session to reach the goblin temple (Our sessions are usually on the short side) The party dealt with the guard goblins easily and went into the crypt of the order of the knights of Dunswald. The first room ( as deailed in the first few episodes Collville's Running the game seiries) and with a little difficulty, cleared the room ecept for one goblin(it was at this point the dwarven cleric of the party decided to not adhere to the pre-generated character traits, and instead opted for full on, no holds barred murder-hobo). Rolling an 18 he threw the goblin into the brazier with little hesitation or mercy. They moved into the corridor and, the dwarf going first, triggered the trap. The dwarf rolled a 16 for his dex check and dodged the scythe that came from the roof of the dungeon only barely. His beard got a close shave. They went into the next room and continued to murder everything, the dwarf leading the way and not rolling under a 16 for his attacks. He did rolla nat 3 for his saving throw against the goblin preist however, and as the spell that he was trying to dodge was sacred flame, we now have a grungy, flaming murder hobo dwarf killing bugbears and goblins. They save the girl, and it is at this point that they start talking about continuing the ritual that was taking place. (this may be my fault, as they were probably a little bored) the girl, sacred for her life, tried to run and got knocked unconscious by the hafling rouge. It was at this point that they decided What the hell let's do this ritual thing! The player that is running the dwarf turns to me, looks me in the eye and says Can I roll to rip her heart out? I tentatively give him the dice He gets a natural 20. The elf sorcerer decides to eat the heart for shits and giggles He dies of a mysterious illness 2 days later after they bring the girls body back and demand a hefty sum for retrieving her corpse.( witch the goblins killed, obviously) they then part ways and never speak of this again. The next game is hopefully going to be a lot less Murder-hoboey","If they started out this evil, then I imagine they're only going to get worse from here... good luck with that." +"heh, try meme of the century, kid",Psh.. Nothin personell +Perfect Julius Caesar pencil holder,Pretty calm expression for a guy with that many stab wounds +It's one of my favorites. But I want to prepare you for the last season. I'll just leave it like that.,yeah ive been told the future timeline shit is just Lulz +"Civilized is a racist buzzword. Anything humans do is just as natural as anything else any other humans do, as well as any other animal.",He was talking about the white humans. +"Anyone else hoping therell be another event for Christmas? Im really enjoying this event, especially since ghost pokemon are normally so rare in my area. I hope there will be another one soon!","Sorry, all you'll get is more Drowzee and Hypno :p" +"A guy was denied admission to a cubs game for his goat, so he cursed them. They didn't win a world series for a century.",Source? +"Don't purchase or craft anything before you reach Level 30. Just live from what the Enemies drop. Espacially don't buy Blueprints, you will have alot of Blueprints later on that you will never be able to use.",Cool thanks for the advice. +"I'm literally hopping from system to system trying to find a nice planet. Ive been to so many systems and planets and it's just getting really aggravating, might just have to take what I get","Yes please do go explore and find your perfect planet, I'm sure that's hard though considering this isn't even an exploration game!" +"That is not a liberal opinion, it is a fact that is evident in the numbers.","You mean liberal fact that is evident in the liberal numbers, right?" +I love you for even mentioning Gothitelle,that's an easy heart to stir +Is Browse by genre in Dutch for anyone else?,"For the Dutch people, yes." +Your hands are bound.,When you touch a piece of wet food in the sink +Mckinnon is running better than AP and Bradford is playing better than Teddy... Also the defense is unreal,I dont know about you But I love watching a great defense do their work man +I imagine that as the 'winner' gets their house burned down because the fire department has too many houses in their service area.,They can't hire enough firemen because minimum wage is too high +If you don't enjoy FIFA: 1. Stop playing 2. Stop reading this sub No this community doesn't feel powerless. You do. Go to a psychiatrist. I still play FIFA because i enjoy it (crazy right?).,Because that's the way to do things in life. +* Glover,"Hello boys and girls, my name is Donald Glover and we are here to learn about near and far!" +Absolutely mate WG posted it on there page,"Ok, thanks for confirming!" +Why does saboteur look like a demon?,Because it is. +"Right no one ever bought a Mac for the better screen, the Apple OS, etc","Oh yeah, the Apple OS is truly a blessing." +Try asking a friend to borrow their sim. After jailbreaking trt un-stashing. That fixes the greyed out wifi and bluetooth thing.,OP already said that they couldn't get a sim with data to borrow. +How come Sharon don't get shit like Jeff star does?,Dont try to seek logic on this sub +I've only been on Reddit for *TWO DAYS* and I've already seen this joke too much.,Wait till you start jerking off to the actual story.... +My team likes to shoot me all the time Shoot me all the time Shoot me all the time,"Girl I can't understand it, why you wanna cap B After all of the flags I've gotten for you I bring you ammo and medkits, put repairs on your light tank But then you leave me behind, what am I to do?" +/pol/ nails it,The next time a woman Grabs my cock when we are being intimate I'm gonna make sure she never gets to be president someday. +"Find out next on the History Channel! Coming up later, were the pyramids created by aliens to signal our impending doom to outsiders?",No they're meant to hold grain +Would probably also cut fingers like paper,That's why he has the gloves on +So does that go down as a pick-6 or a strip-sack-6? Or a strip-sack-pick-6?,Probably a pick 6 since his arm was coming forward. +Hotfix for Rumble framerate issues to hit next week,"I have no problems at all while my brothers are having unplayable framerates on the same xbox, really strange bug." +"This would make a really great wallpaper if the HUD and cursor could be removed somehow. Nonetheless, it looks very beautiful.",Or Options then settings then display then turn down the HUD opacity. +"She's a solid 6, 10 when I'm drunk.",Love the trolling when you know you're wrong. +"Holy crap. Why are the police on such a hair trigger that they shoot at a car full of people because the driver made an understandable mistake when trying to escape a brawl? Not only that but the police impounded the drivers car for four days, four days in which she was s.o.l. for transportation. There is a serious case of negligence here and I would be very disappointed if there are no repercussions to the officer involved or the city.",These people need to just get jobs and not be around brawls. +Just put him in the tub. I know about the substrate and the moss. Was and still am using it. I was hoping to avoid the tub because it's not visually appealing. But since that is the only good way then I'm happy to do it. Rather have the animal alive than to have a good looking cage.,PVC cages are good too and much more visually appealing. +I beat and enjoyed bloodborne so it's like that?,Oh look at mister I beat Bloodborne over here +My cutting board is a glass plate,Oh my +Meanwhile At 4K: The Super Tilting Jugg,I had a double take since your Luna is Zeto and I'm Zeto(negi) but I am not your Luna. +im gonna take a wild guess and say OpTic,Nope nV +Idiots doubting Brady all need to GTFOOH,"Now now, u/patriotsandpokemon has assured me we're going 8-8 this year, so I'm sure we're going to lose his game." +"I think so. As for trade value, I've been thinking about offloading him in a couple leagues with IR slots and trying to get a rough value of a WR#16-20ish (similar area as maybe Hilton, Moncrief, etc).","I put out a feeler to a rebuilding team and he said he saw Allen and KBenj on the same level (currently WR #23 on trade calc) so you're in the right area, I think." +"At some point in Middle School I realized I was different from the other kids, and I just wasn't going to fit in anywhere. I went from being blissfully unaware and thinking everyone liked me to always overthinking everything and not talking to anyone. I've never been able to determine what event that was, but it really fucked me up through High School. I'm better now",What was your path to being better? +Curtis Leskanic,Brooks Kieschnick +And crying about it the whole time while yelling ' white privilege '.,...right. +What's considered the 'best' out of these Mount & Blade games?,"In my opinion, Warband for single player, and either Warband or With Fire and Sword for multiplayer" +"Police Break Car Window to Rescue 'Frozen' Woman, Only to Discover It's a Mannequin","Lemme guess, they fined the car owner for obstruction justice and attempted deception of a law officer?" +"So my Amazon DLC codes. I got them and even the system downloaded them all. The problem is I only see my car skin and that super long samurai sword. No spear, no camp site, no twin blades, etc etc. Are they at some in game vendor I need to pick them up from?",Did you go back to the title screen since downloading em? +Standing Rock,Trump will save us +Biden was a normie meme,"No, it was originally a dank meme but it was so easy to understand without any knowledge of the dank counterculture that it rapidly spread to normie circles." +Reddit voting algorithm has changed. Will this picture of the greatest Quarterback in the NFL be the highest rated post of all time?,What is the new voting system? +"I was hunting for an apartment and ended up looking at one just west of Times Square. The building had been condemned, there was a notice on the door and everything, but the realtor insisted everything was fine. Suffice it to say i ended up somewhere else.",So... still available? +"That might be, but she won in a landslide as far as millennials are concerned. Too bad she was too weak of a candidate to inspire more to vote.","Yeah, but how many of those are votes were illegal?" +"Swift. Maybe Dazzling Gleam, but that's pretty much it I think.","Cosmic power, and Solar beam(?)" +"if switch sm4sh has 2 new characters, who do you want amiibo of? (besides c, c, and b) With the rumors going around that Smash will be ported to the Switch with new characters in the works, which characters would you want to be included in order to get amiibo of them? With the obvious explosive success of the NES classic, I would hope one of the characters would nod to it. My vote would be for Simon Belmont from the Castlevania games or else someone like Arthur from Ghosts 'n Goblins. Or, you know, Ice Climbers, finally.","Ice Climbers, Wolf, Inkling (I know they have amiibo, but think splatoon should be in the game regardless) and maybe one more like King K Rool or something." +cool picture but serious question why is the bottom of the moon blue,Cuz it's actually an alien space ship and those are it's afterburners starting to ignite so it can orbit the earth. +"I'm not sure Harden has had that many meaningful games against the Blazers, but sure. Go ahead and boo him.","He's just not fun to watch, you know the refs can only get you so far... that's why he sucks in play-offs" +"He's a thalmor pawn, everything he does benefits only them not the people of skyrim. He's causing nothing but pain and suffering to the people he claims to be fighting for. Thalmor dragging people away in their inquisition? That's because of Ulfric, though the worship of talos was outlawed in the white gold concordant that ended the great wars stalemate the empire didn't actually enforce it until ulfric and his sons of skyrim started whining about it for no reason. That gave the thalmor all the leverage they needed to pressure the empire into actually enforcing the ban. The entire civil war weakens the empire and reduces the resources and manpower skyrim can contribute to the 2nd Great War that both the thalmor and the empire are preparing for. Ulfric is a stupid, egocentric tool and i will curse his name until the day i die.",The Limperial cucks just don't want Ulfric Stormcloak to Make Skyrim Great Again. +"HOLY SHIT it's happening. UFO sighting in Turkey right now, on video #ufoattackturkey",I'll believe it only when I see it on CNN. +"It was working, damnit!",*WMD GOT THAT WMD* *TRUMP TOWERS GOT THEM TRUMP TOWERS* +So you're just going to let the carnists procreate while the vegans die out? Overpopulation is a myth.,I hope you forgot the +"I'm ~~not~~ wasn't a fan of either team coming into this, so I wasn't really sure who to root for or how to react for most of this. But watching NaVi finally take a win, and in such a crazy way, made me a fan. That was so fucking awesome.",Welcome aboard :) +"I'm maining Anivia since Season 1 ( August 2010 if I remember correctly). There is one thing I have to say to you and everyone else who worked on the Anivia changes in the last patches ( like u/ManWolfAxeBoss , dunno who else worked on it). Thank you. I love Anivia so much more. I don't exactly know how to describe it, but she is feeling so much better now compared to pre Patch 6.9 . Especially now, she feels so much better to play now than I imagined upon reading the changes. You have to deal with so much criticism , so I thought it would be appropriate. If you see the other Rioters who worked on the changes around, please forward that Thank you :) And of course another thank you for taking your time to talk to the people about the changes ! We really appreciate it. Good luck and have fun out there, whatever you guys are doing right now \^_\^",i agree +Awesome AMA idea and left after one answer. Damn bitches.,"Lol, you have to understand that dog time passes much faster, so he was here answering questions a lot longer" +"With all those mods I would only take it if it were free. Its been beat on hard, I can guarantee that. And when something does break its going to be a pain to actually fix it. A good stock 240 unfortunately runs about 8k in my area.",yeah I shoulda put +"Spot on, in the past Apple has gotten away with these transitions by throwing everyone else under the bus to keep compatibility on older standards, it hasn't worked out so well this time for them. At least when they dropped CD's they where everywhere, it was just a matter of time before floppies where dropped due to their limited space. I have yet to see a USB C device in the wild, they are coming but it isn't ready yet. Apple are forcing rather than progressing.",Yeah... record sales of the new MacBook really aren't working out well for them... +"I had high hopes for this pic, but unfortunately I got crappy cellphone pics since my only decent camera is in storage.",A good camera helps but I think you're only a strategic crop and slight color enhancement away from a fantastic photo. +Money and/or employment.,OP should just buy them a house while they're at it. +You wake up 15 years younger: what's the first thing you do?,Tell him to make a Reddit post about this question every day and claim the karma.. Oh wait +"We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.",Its not a matter of Officer shooting unarmed dude hot take Facebook being where empathy goes to die Its where empathy as a concept has never even been introduced or practiced. +"Even when dancing, she cant keep her legs closed LUL",Keeping legs closed in 2016 LUL +Dumb sluts can't think on my level,"What, his lame joke, direct insult, and ham-fisted offer of sex wasn't an instant panty dropper?" +Are they though?,Finally a facepalm that isnt a facepalmfacepalm. +"JUST did the 4.13 update for my Releaux rx200s, and Now i cannot find how to make my own logo or use others...What are the specs? just as the title says, who knows what the specs are? Trying to make my own or find some to make...",64 x 48 pixels I believe +THE BREAD WAS POISONED,TAKE THE POISON +"Creep is highly dependent on the presence of grain boundaries no? Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought the point of single crystal blades was to eliminate diffusional creep at high temperatures. Curious if you have any insight as to why the theory doesn't match up with observed performance.",Impurities and low solutioning can still cause creep. +Steam really needs to update their hardware survey...,"Gigabit here, my network's superiority seems ignored, I am in the same groups as peasants." +mate 2k is also known as 2000,Algebra* +"He said working, he didn't said what did he do or for what he did it. So technically correct.","Composing a song is a president's job, right?" +Friedman said he'd give economic advice to any government who'd accept it regardless of left or right.,Oh nos... how dare he. +Not to be a dick but just because it has a name doesn't change that it literally is that your skin is too sensitive,I thought I was just sick this entire week but turns out its actually called the flu! +"I can't watch this because it will make me sad. Speaking in tongues is such an abstract, bullshit, form of deception. Especially when it comes to the 'interpretation' of them...","Okoholah shakalah, brother." +Well she didn't get famous for her brain cells now did she?,She got famous for being a really good actress +The problem is that they have to be breakable with melee in order to ensure that it's at least *possible* for any operator to get into any area.,"They are breakable by melee, 12 hits.." +"I think it was the taking his time part that was considered cruel, not the act of shooting him, it's why they don't tell prisoners nowadays when they are being executed, they are given a time frame because it's considered cruel and inhuman punishment to tell someone the exact moment of their demise, and then to tell them to wait until that time arises.",Ah yes much more humane to have it hanging over their head for an undetermined length of time instead! +That entire time line from 1820s to 1830s is fucked. How can everyone take a man seriously once he was known to the state of NY as a glass looker and disorderly person i.e. con man.,That was just the beginning of the unfair persecution that would follow him all his life. +"The worst part is that I tried to say something along the lines of I don't really care about the color of a person's skin; as long as they're not an asshole to me, I won't be an asshole to you to my white feminist friend, and she called me a racist...","Well, you did imply that a poc might be an asshole to you." +Virgo morgenstein,Vigo the Carpathian? +"Well I know your average clinical trial can cost millions of dollars, and there it's no guarantee it will work. So I wouldn't say it's complete bullshit. Then once you have the patent on your drug (if it passed all stages of clinical trials) you better make your money back before the generic comes out or you'll be at a loss. I'm not saying Parma companies are angels, but they are not total liars either.",Ya Tylenol is totally tanking now that I can buy generic acetaminophen +Did we git er dun?,"Just kidding, we don't give a fuck." +"Shit, Tone's not OP enough for this",No firestar/10 +Germany is warning owners of Tesla vehicles that the use of the Autopilot function in their electric cars requires the driver's unrestricted attention at all times.,No shit. +I think that is a lie,"Shit I guess that never happened to me then, thanks for letting me know." +Stuart Mathieson on Twitter: Bastian Schweinsteiger returns to #MUFC first team training,"Jose, my bad." +"You mean chasing after an innocent kid for blocks harassing him, then running back home after getting your ass kicked, grabbing your gun, coming back, and shooting him. A lot of moving around instead of standing","to be fair, the kid was black." +Which TF? 1h around last 24h?,15 mins I think it was +I love their selvedge denim. I have a pair and it is great. Currently like $20 but the only size was something weird like 66x24,Is that size for Flat from Spongebob lol +\#thatsthejoke,haha +"Lol. Wtf, Lou?",He looks incredible lol +"a.k.a they let the feminazis win again, i wonder what would happen if a company just ignored them?",If I hear one more person complaining about feminazis ruining videogames I'm going down to the bathroom to down every fucking pill in this house while simultaneously hanging myself +"Literally nothing. I tell people i don't want anything because I don't want anything. If I want it I'll buy it. If I want it and don't buy it, it's too expensive for a gift. If I haven't bought it, I don't want it and it adds to clutter.",This is exactly how I feel +"Fuck this thread. You people are sick fucks. I've been hiding in my dorms mail room for the last hour, this isn't a joke","Stay safe man," +"From a Wolverine...stay safe, Buckeyes.",What a sensitive and thoughtful comment +"On the contrary. I believe posts like this bring us back down to earth, realise at the end of the day it is just a game and there are things in life that matter more. Like family.",Yeah we put football over family all of the time +Not all states mandate insurance or inspections.,Like .. 2 of them. +When it's so blizzard your parked car goes into warp speed,Oh ... your another one of those idiots that think putting the wipers up does something. +Gmail. Google docs. Google sheets. Google calendar.,End of thread +No this is such a bad idea you are better off playing with two empty starter spots. No team has had multiple fantasy receivers at the same time before.,"1: all receivers are fantasy receivers 2: I'll refer you to Allen Robinson/Allen Hurns, Edelman/Gronk" +But Clinton won the popular vote?,"No, she only won the popular vote cause of all the illegals that voted!" +....apparently Obama is consulting with Hillary right now on foreign policy? That's a new one.,"I know, its like he had to make that up on the spot." +"Rey spotted in Target, shares the same DPCI as Young Anakin","This pop goes against everything feminism stands for, implying women get cold easier and are weaker than men and need their protection!" +Just read through the two threads linked there. Not sure what people want from amazon in that case they aren't getting any to ship. Looks like the publisher promised an allocation then rescinded.,"my case isn't an issue about not enough in stock, it's that the one i did order, that is coming to me, isn't coming on release day like i selected, and is instead going to be 1 or 2 days late" +"WikiLeaks' mantra is We open governments. Hillary Clinton, as the only candidate that has been part of a government, is therefore a likely subject to these leaks.","+Wikileaks doesn't hack or obtain its own information, it is only the medium to verify and publish leaks which have already been provided." +Fascism or mom's basement?,Probably the one on the left because I can use his power and influence to hopefully do some good and help people instead of sitting in my basement and complaining +"I was surprised with this today, now if I could only find someone to play it with...",PM me if you live in Iowa +Sounds like LeBron with the Cavs' inability to build around him before he went to the Heat,Except that Cavs teamactually went into the conference finals and finals multiples times. +"Shit... I see that now. I'd wait until the new thread is made and get your post in before people have to sift through 800 comments. I don't have the easter eggs done, and I don't really plan on doing them, otherwise I'd help you out.",Or he could just join up with other people looking for the same thing :/ +Cust. Says oil leak wants leak eval. Lol,"What oh man haha I can't believe they only wanted their oil level checked, I totally believe that." +Report: Febiven to replace Ryu on H2K,"Forgiven and febiven on the same team, Jacob wolf strikes again" +"You wot mate? NA fan telling another region will Remain trash? You are aware that the only reason NA is relevant as a region is because of imports, right?",But meh Bjergsen is na +Active shooter reported at OSU campus,Deceased Ohio State University terrorist identified as Somali Muslim Ali Muhammad +"I love your setup. It's very clean and organized and doesn't look like a science project gone wrong, unlike some of the ones I see on here lol.",Mine has the mad scientist look for sure lol. +The team with the most points will win this one.,It will be close but I think your right. +I hope it moves around Canada/US and isn't only in Edmonton. This has the chance to become another WJC.,Away with you easterners... let us westerners have something for once. +What is the best legendary card?,I'm not a robot seems like the best choice. +Body Marbling At The Afropunk Festival,Should I feel bad for noticing her more than the really cool paint? +"Yep. Unfortunately, my household includes a toddler who wakes up every time daddy touches mommy' boob.",Probably protecting the food source.... +"I actually think Starkiller was basically a perfected Death Star because it was literally indestructible if it weren't for plot armor. With the Death Star, at least another pilot besides Luke was able to take the shot (even if he missed), but with Starkiller, anybody besides Han would have just splat on the planet because plot armor was the only thing keeping the Falcon crew from smashing into the ground at light speed. If it weren't for Han pulling off an impossible feat, Starkiller base was a completely indestructible (as far as the Resistance is concerned) planet-destroying shotgun with infinite range.",Why would it be indestructible? +Actually what's shown in that trailer is the customization of the visual engine that fuels the rocket trail. CyanideX idea is to customize the sound of the classic engine of cars.,still thought it was interesting to note +reminds me of all the skins i lost when i had a gambling addiction,Memories :') +"Comparing this start to the season to other starts | Year | First 20 games record | First 20 games point percent | Remainder of season record | Remainder of season point percent | |-----------|-----------------------|------------------------------|----------------------------|-----------------------------------| | 2009-2010 | 12-5-3 | 67.5% | 31-25-6 | 54.8% | | 2010-2011 | 12-7-1 | 62.5% | 18-37-7 | 34.7% | | 2011-2012 | 9-10-1 | 47.5% | 32-25-5 | 55.6% | | 2012-2013 | 8-8-4 | 50.0% | 8-17-3 | 33.9% | | 2013-2014 | 15-5-0 | 75.0% | 37-17-8 | 66.1% | | 2014-2015 | 6-9-5 | 42.5% | 33-22-7 | 58.9% | | 2015-2016 | 7-12-1 | 37.5% | 32-27-3 | 54.0% | | 2016-2017 | 9-10-1 | 47.5% | ??? | ??? | Comparing these numbers show that this start is our best start since the 2013-2014 season. If we had started the 2015-2016 season how we started the season this year we would have only missed the playoffs by one point. Although this start is bad, this still leaves room for optimism. We usually win a lot more games towards the middle and end of the season and our start to the season hasn't been bad enough to completely kill our playoff hopes.",I find your optimism disturbing. +"i dunno, aside from the start MAYBE being pretty tough with the right hand snap before you fall out of the wall, this doesnt look above v4 at a soft gym. that aside, sad part is you have 27% upvotes, so people are more salty about the rating instead of enjoying some climbing content. thats fucked up.",yeah so *fucked up*... +How could this year not go to trump?,because it's gonna go to Harambe obviously +In due time...,"It's nice, but I think the painters tape is a little tacky." +Playoff ssumsday is not even a top 3 top laner,What part of for most of his time here didn't you get? +What happened to the Fourth Amendment? What happened to balance of powers? What happened to *democracy*?,Don't worry Donald Trump will fix everything +... And the hoooooome of the braaaaaaaaaaave.,You had better be fucking standing while you sing that or you're some kind of unamerican. +Damn came here to say just that,So did I. +Well to be fair there were only 100 people in Pennsylvania who aren't Russian hackers,Damn Amish hackers! +"Just like in sports, the money either goes to the millionaire talent or the billionaire executives. In this case the millionaires are in fact the little guys.",And I'm just sitting here paying for the stadium. +"If we want to get really pedantic, there's no way to tell. If you're gay or straight or bi is is how you personally get turned on or attracted. Lots of women do lesbian porn but only like men. A guy can suck a silicon dick for cash but is he gay even if he goes home to his wife and fucks her because he loves her and thinks she's hot? I mean, I'm not gay, but shit, $5 is $5.","Conversely, if a guy bottoms in gay porn, but is only attracted to females, does that make him gay?" +1 wife? What's going on here?,The other x know to stay in the kitchen where they belong. +Texas Elector Resigns: Trump Is Not Qualified And I Cannot Vote For Him,That will stop Trump for sure! +Oh cool look at that octopus thing turn different color-OH MY GOD,"It fucking looks like the octopus grew some stuff too, or am I just to sleepy, and sees weird shit?" +MasterChef US Season 7 Finale Discussion Thread,Here's to arguing over Hell's Kitchen next week. +I would give my left nut to have ~45 mostly four and five star players for road games,"We have 50+ four and five stars, we're not peasants either..." +"Not a fan of the n word, but that was great.","It's rap, they're allowed to say it!" +"I'm white, so I add spices to my food once in a while for a change...",This is honestly my favorite comment in this thread. +Netflix and HBO are like a fridge full of food with nothing I want to eat.,*trigger warning* bojack horseman bored me before it could get good +"My wifi dongles are 1/4 of the size of that and have range through all my house, even past 2 concrete walls. I'm going to go with over-engineering for this one.",There may be something in the type of information being communicated with your gaming computer and how much latency/loss/whatever is tolerable. +EMSK how to make an instant life jacket.,Learned this in boyscouts +Build a rotation!,And we're gonna make the gNats pay for it! +With the best parts of Geoff.,So... none? +"I drive on the highway in California every day: This was so accurate you just triggered my PTSD, shitlord.",im right there with you ..... nothing worse than a prius merging onto the I5. +Physics and Sociology are very different fields with completely different emperial requirements. You just can't send humans at .9 the speed of light towards each other to see how they break apart.,thanks for that mental image +Who are you closest to in your family?,I'm not particularly close to anyone in my family. +But HOW do you know it's indeed the final battle? or even the final phase! Japanese games are often overabusing this kind of shit where they make the boss unkillable and you end up wasting your good ammo on them (RE games) or abilities,"Yeah and they transform into a new form and you wasted all the pots on his second form.... Yeah I'm looking at you, Sephiroth..." +"And the left has to live with picking Hillary over Bernie, who would have easily beat Trump.",How about we just blame white people instead? +LPT: Write every email as if they will get forwarded on to the CEO.,Just CC the CEO on all your emails so they can see all the important work you're doing. +"Attending Lectures Hey guys, I' m a new u1 eng student here and I usually don't attend most lectures (especially those who just read ppt slide/notes). Am I alone learning most material with just lectures notes + online resources? Is it a bad idea?",Just make sure you actually spend that time on the material and it'll be fine. +Sarcasm seems difficult to convey with text.,(1) You weren't being sarcastic (2) Use this: +"Sorry, didn't do that much history checking. The last godfest was pretty brutal on me as well (more of a cyberdragon fest than anything). I think it was Setsu that mentioned 3k being due for an upcoming GF in his last GF review post but I could be wrong. Maybe if you're lucky they'll be in the upcoming director's carnival. They featured them in one of the carnival's last year I believe.",I can only hope that I get more stones and money before then. +"Yes, yes they do. Google it.","But after you type it into Google, make sure to only click on Infowars or Breitbart or NewRepublican...ya know, the correct news." +What is the darkest work of fiction ever made?,Begotten +"It's been that way for years, mate. You can also: * Double click for full screen * Space to pause * Arrow keys to skip a few seconds * Number keys to skip to the minute associated","I've used youtube for years, literally never seen this kind of page before." +Why compare down when we should compare up so we can measure real thing?,That will be politically incorrect and its very difficult to admit and improve ourselves. +"How exactly does Oklahoma have a better resume than Oklahoma State? Our schedule was identical save Ohio State... who killed OU. We also beat Pitt, which is a stronger win than any of OU's wins.","Because playing big non-conference games matters even if you lose them all, duh." +"Neznam sto je gluplje, sama cinjenica ove najave usred pozara tj. manjka kanadera, ili masa neinfirmiranosti o F-35 u komentarima.",A ja mislio kupuju F-19 ^^^^^ +I read this in Huxley I think he was quoting someone else. But better than congito ergo sum Congito congito ergo sum. I think I think therefore I am. The squirrel thinks as it stores it's nuts. But that is more of a base level cause and effect. To think about ones thoughts ; reflection. Is closer to what we identify as self.,"If I understood this correctly, you're a proponent of existentialism." +WRONG,WRONG +How could you possibly want Pence as President ?,I think you forgot your +"Hypothetical: if Lewis is let go by Mercedes, where does he go?",I wouldn't be surprised if he did a stint at Williams just because Senna did. +"TIL John Quincy Adams, 6th US president, belonged to five different political parties throughout his lifetime: Federalist, Democratic-Republican, National Republican, Anti-Masonic, and Whig.",This guy was Indecisive is what he was +"I dunno, he assaulted his wife or ex-wife, that is pretty manly. What a git.",He was just sorting her out. +"Funny how they know that there will always be pot available, illegal or not, but guns would suddenly disappear from the earth if they were illegal!","I'm not an expert, but I'm pretty sure it's a bit easier to grow weed in the attic of a random family home than to grow guns, or whatever you rightist do." +I am no longer able to generate instant cards with the Chrome extension,Maybe they got a lil old Reddit hug and ran outta money or hit a limit or something +"just for the record, I say fuck it to anything but story spoilers.",Oh man I didn't know I had to press a button thanks for ruining the game might as well not even play. +Found this lying around at a store...on sale for $80...wew,Oh pins yea I just shove my finger In and press them down and pick up the board by only the socket right without a cover right +Here you go guys,I thought you left those on like stickers that add HP +Trump is meeting with an ex-bank CEO who wants to abolish the Federal Reserve and return to the gold standard,I'll just be over here holding my breath until it happens. +Your still a virgin,* you're :D +"Double/Triple xp As you all know, osrs was released like 5 years ago. We didn't even get double or triple xp from the jmods. So, i'm asking the jmods to release double/triple xp for a short period of time. like 5 days or something. thnx",Twitch has them +"Unfortunately laptops right now aren't capable of running VR unless they have a desktop graphics processor in them, meaning they are *definitely* going to be large, bulky, and expensive. There is no normal looking laptop that can run an Oculus Rift, that I know of. The only ones I saw when I looked into VR ready laptops 8 months ago were around $3000 USD, and huge, and while that might be a bit lower now I don't think you'll find anything $1000-1500 in a laptop that's even close to VR ready. The best bet for anyone in this situation here is to take that $1500 and custom build a small form factor PC, as long as you use the recommended specifications or above you'll be fine, and well within your price range. The portability is unfortunately not as good as a laptop but it is easily good enough that you can fit it in a small duffel bag, or a large backpack and take it with you if you need to. Sorry that this isn't really the answer you were hoping for.",Why has this correct answer been downvoted? +Ain't no way bellichick is gonna risk his best offensive weapon out there on a 3rd string rookie. Gronk ain't coming back til week 5.,Belichick plays to win no matter who's starting. +Can we discuss how no one -- no one -- is connected enough to get an unpublished Harry Potter book?,Ohhh that bugged the shit out of me. +So now they are just picking established characters from various Fandom and saying that's me,"And demanding everyone refer to you as such, yes." +"Why is this just becoming an issue now? He is *far* from the only presidential candidate that hasn't. Off the top of my head I can think of about 5 others who haven't in our history as well, but I'm positive there are more. It may indeed be common but it has never been necessary to make a rule of releasing it. So I repeat, with many other past candidates not having released *their* tax returns, why is it a big deal *now*?",Please list off ever candidate of a major political party who has NOT released their tax returns since Nixon. +Sarcasm does not translate well into a text. I thought maybe you just didn't notice it.,needs the +"In a society that profits from your hard work, procrastination is a rebellious act. Your point being?",You are worthy of love +Top 5 Coaching Candidates Okay so we have a new thread every other day with a post asking everyone's opinion on what our thoughts are for a new coach. So here is what we are gonna do. I want everyone to list 5 coaches of who we think could take the job and who you will want. After a day or so I will try and average it out. Then we will do a weekly thread on the top 5 that we've selected. In each thread we will have a real discussion on pros/cons/anything else about them. So get on it. Give me 5 coaches peeps.,* Marvin Lewis * Todd Haley * Sean Payton (if he actually becomes available) * Darrell Bevell (can't believe I'm considering this) * Jim Bob Cooter +if he doesnt get it imma be real pissed,Well with the season almost over I'd say it's a lock +"Only a World Government can sort out shit like this. If a rich nation like Australia can't fix one of their biggest nature treasures, then what chance do other places in the World have? Capitalism and nation states are not enough.",A world government is the ultimate goal and what better reason to form one with a reef dying in Australia +Our nursing cadets just shammed out of PT whenever they had class,But in ROTC-land EVERYONE HAS TO BE THE SAME +"I've got a related question: With this update, can we backtrack to planets we discover this time around? My main regret in the 1.0 version was that I had no way to establish an HQ of a sort because I couldn't find where I came from, with the galaxy map being utterly useless. Did they handle that issue now?","So you can teleport to your base from any space station, and I've heard but not confirmed that you can set waypoints on the galactic map." +My favorite is still a lady who asked me to make sure the ice was cold.,That's when you just go get a cooler of dry ice & put one in her hand to check it out...I might have a problem. +Just gained refreshing 5 low priority games for failing to carry 4v5 game where my teammate abandoned? Alright valve what next? I loose mmr from won game cuz i had negative KD??? fuck off,Looking at you username and your comment history I'd say that being in low priority isn't news for you. +"Sorry Komrade Mohammad, but in America we have freedom of speech. Sometimes people need to do something shocking and offensive to get people's attention on serious issues. And I honestly can't think of anything more shocking or offensive than flag burning.","This is how we get BLM, and we all know they've been really effective right?" +People don't understand that blocks of gold don't lose value when crushed (reupload with names removed),people are stupid. +An old photo of Narendra Modi when he visited my friends house in Gujarat,Mhara aadmi :* +I feel like I've seen this question here before...,It was in a different timeline... +I've had such high hopes for the 35% damage buff...,Literally unplayable! +"Really makes you think, WTF is wrong with her?","It's really tough to process details like this when the electoral vote totals are so close, maybe we need to put it in a graph." +What do you dip your fries in?,Ketchup because I'm not a Goddamn animal. +"Does anyone else in here remember that Hillary sponsored the Flag Protection Act in 2005 that would levy a fine of $100,000 and 1 year of jail for any protestor burning the American flag?","Oh, I forgot that the race was still going." +Why does your usp have the old sound tho?,It's not the old usp sound tho +90% of Teachers See Negative Trump Effect in Schools,Totally over reacting +"Cause y'all can scroll up for the title and picture. Gatlinburg, TN has become the first level of hell.",...isn't that like work or something? +"This was posted by a guy on CAG who gets the ads early. Best Buy has had this deal in early December for the past few years, so it's nice to see it return. It's not technically any because there are two excluded titles: *(Excludes Uncharted 4, Minecraft: PS4 Edition, pre-orders, pre-owned and digital games)*","Rats, no Red Dead 2 preorder..." +I dislike that the UK is 'where English is also spoken'...compared to the USA.,TIL English is from England +Why are Jays fans so annoying to Rangers fans?,Fam tf you doin +Interesting that they have that #WhoIsSnowman annotation near the start linking to the guy's instagram.,What we really need is #WhereIsTheBriefcase +I always recommend The Cloud Roads by Martha Wells. Wonderful series.,"Cool I'll check it out, thanks!" +"It's more of a niche thing, like video games, comics/anime. Nascar",It's not nearly as popular as any of the three things you mentioned. +They haven't opened the upper bowl for sellouts in recent years so I guess they're making this one count.,"Traveled for this game, apparently ill be sitting in the 400 block for this game..." +This article is vital not because it calls for gender equity but because it gives a voice to those slighted by the complacency of our peers. My heart breaks knowing these athletes have to live with the excitement surrounding this event while knowing they were left behind by the community.,My heart breaks knowing these athletes have to live with the disappoint of a community for this event despite simply agreeing to play in a chance of a lifetime. +People who follow Islam weren't a target of his campaign. Islamic Terrorists were. You seem to be implying that all people who follow Islam are terrorists. You shouldn't do that.,"No, you seem to be reaching to try and put words into my mouth." +Two hundred million children will sleep in the streets tonight and not one of them Cuban.,That's because all the children are in labor camps you filthy commie! +Dude have you ever been to Marquette? There's a shit ton to do here. And it's not our fault that half the school hates the football team for their antics.,I guess I should have added the +"Either you're lying, or you can't do math. I've got ~200 of Gwenpool's bios....minus the hundreds I've already spent to push her to five stars, and that's with missing days and occasionally doing multiple unlimited runs in one day so I hit the cap for rift bios faster. There's no possible way you've played every day and only gotten 200.","He might not have good plow characters like prox, silk, carnage, etc?" +So a what's the best ice cream CENTIPEDES??,Blue Bell. +"Haven't been on reddit long, I guess, if you haven't seen that joke before","Their account is just shy of a year older than yours, but yeah, it's a pretty common joke nonetheless." +"as a small business i'm stuck at 49 employees right now, as i can't afford to provide affordable insurance for 50. So getting rid of this disaster would be a huge plus for me. My 63yo mom, small business owner, used to pay under $5000/month of her and her 7 employees health insurance, which this year was quoted at $22,000/month, so she had to stop paying health insurance for them and send them to exchanges. good riddance..",Make more more and quit complaining you socialist +"another attempt of throwing money at ppl to overcome the stable heroes of skt. its a bit like shounen manga. Everytime the Enemy reforms, shapeshifts or tranforms the hero somehow overcomes the villain with either friendship or stable training. ( Letz hope friendship is still strong without bengi)",wait are you saying kt is the villian and skt is the hero how dare you +"Your wife's fucking another dude and using the multiple cocks as a decoy, no doubt.","Oh damn, you forgot the" +u ok?,"No, I think they're quite drunk." +"Cashiers of Reddit, do you judge your customers for what they buy and if so, who do you judge the most?",Junk food on Food Stamps. +"just cause it's well made does not mean it's not cringey... ok, imagine seeing funtime freddy fucking anal raaping a bidybab while bon bon fucking eat's his anal tissue while bidybab screams in pain, sure, the art is good, the thepremise makes you sick, wants to make you kill yourself, this is exactly what this picture is",okay but consider this: &nbsp; funtime freddy fucking anal raping a bidybab while bon bon fucking eats his anal tissue while bidybab screams in pain =/= this picture +"Ivana also claimed that the botched surgery is when Donald violently assualted her crying Your fucking doctor has ruined me and ripped out fistfuls of her hair before pinning her down and raping her. Donald's lawyers argued a spouse cannot be raped, in the divorce she accepted a settlement with a gag order. Donald plead the 5th 92 times in his divorce trial.",Something he has in common with the Clinton team +What exactly do you mean by stock?,"3....2...1.... And you're broke , Mickey !" +What is obviously true but many deny it?,"That the earth is flat and vaccines do, in fact, cause autism" +Are....are you Ted Cruz?,...yes. +What video game has the highest replay value?,The Order 1886 +"Or you could just play 1 spell on the same turn and set it at the dreaded, unkillable 4 attack",muh pint sized potion. +danish superstar ??,Isn't a danish a pop tarts ripoff? +Idk man stranger to lots of viewers but seems to be doing good in likes,"I found it hilarious actually, I never said it wasn't." +What interesting archtype ideas do you have?,Shuffle into side deck +'Casino Royale': The Film that Redefined Bond,Bond is dead to me since Pierce Brosnan got replaced by Daniel Craig :( He was the perfect James Bond. +there are multiple landings in a cargo ship... so soon maybe?,"Well, give it about three months." +Literally never. The trick is to not be racist or sexist.,but it's not *my* job to make sure my words won't offend other people!1! +"The first moon trip was in the 1960s, using a lots of cutting edge technology at the time, but also much of 1940s and 50s tech as well. Americans made it to the moon repeatedly, with no deaths. Seems that a reasonable budget and political will could have easily sent people over on a 1 way trip to Mars in the 1970s. Getting people back though is not a reasonable cost. I believe NASA figured they could do 10? one ways with a base for the same price as a single round trip.","Actually there were some deaths involved in the Apollo program, just none on flights." +"Yeah, like how I'm told that I'm just a hater for still being upset that I was not given what I was promised in a game and how I'm entitled. I spent $60 on a game, forgive me for wanting what was advertised.",Username checks out +Pakistan bans 11 Christian TV stations in latest attack on religious liberty,"This is very good news, glad to see some progress on a global scale" +"I asked a lot of people before I got married whether it should be a surprise or not. All the guys said yes, all the girls said no way. I compromised - she knew it was coming, even helped me pick out the ring she wanted, but then she didn't get to know where or how she was going to get proposed to. I took her up in a hot-air balloon for our 3 year (dating) anniversary, and asked her there. It worked out awesome. Still together over ten years later.",It's about the implication. +A friend was blessed with a rare sighting of our President Elect last night! 21 Club.,Careful sticking your head out a window and taking a picture like that. +Isn't their GM the kid who started an armchair GM site?,No he started an analytics business which was joint with a hockey school. +Are you in Indianapolis?,Denver +Probably not. I mean I've never had a sex slave. Or any kind of slave.,Well why the hell not? +haha :'(,Try not to cry... +"The Path is a little slow at the start but really picks up a couple episodes in. I can't wait for S2. Just finished Fargo, it's a pretty great show also. I tried watching a couple episodes of Chance and I wasn't super interested, but I'll maybe give it a shot again.",where the heck is fargo s2 +White House Warns Against Blaming Religion of Islam After Ohio State Attack,"Yah, because nowhere in the Qu'ran or Hadith does it say to kill the unbelievers wherever you find them." +What's the point of censoring something like that?,we are invading Somalia again... he did this on the same day we declared war in that region again. +Only colorblind people see whats in this photo =D It depends what type of colorblind you are XP,NO +The Vision for Nintendo at Universal Theme Parks,"Finally, the Urban Champion themed strata coaster I've been waiting for!" +"free cardio for everybody then, whats the problem",They would both lose their gains +Found these sealed at a thrift store. Would anyone here want me to upload the matches and interviews?,How Much you want for it? +I can't help but believe that a minimum wage boost is just a short-term fix for a systematic problem with our economy... treating the symptom instead of treating the disease.,You're wrong; because. +List of people that want Morgan to win Alex Shelby Scott,And Adam Poch... With his giant fanbase +I was in like the super-OG closed beta for SMITE and used to play it a ton. What happened to the game that killed it? I also played very briefly on Sol's release.,"i played a lot in the closed beta and came back when sol came out as well so i would like to know what happened, i looked at all the NA teams and half the people i knew were gone except for a few names" +Thank god you guys don't have any of that socialized health care like us unfortunate Canadians. We wouldn't have to pay even the swallowed penny to get the appropriate treatment.,"Enjoy your long, healthy lives, you damn quasi-commies." +What is the most 2000s thing you can think of?,"Candy colored polos, flared jeans, chunky belts, aeropostale, chunky shoes, pastel eyeshadows" +"Awesome, thanks for the reply! Out of curiosity, what were those instances that dropping to C was necessary or warranted?","I've not had the need, either another library already dropped to C or Cython (numpy, uvloop, httptools, a bunch of other python libs, etc) or the project needed to be in something lower level from the start (someone else's call - which was definitely right for the projects I have been on where that call was made)." +Jason: I didn't need anyone to help me get into the final 3,\+ America gave Kresty CP #1 to keep him safe Dude had the odds stacked against him from day 1 +FF playoffs creates a lot of tension around here.,*Wire* we doing this? +What is obviously true but many deny it?,Scientology +Most guys are capable of talking about something other than sex,I'm a guy... +Was there for his hat trick against us at home. I know it isn't cheap but 10/10 recommend getting to see him play live if you have a chance,"Yep, seeing him on tv he almost always looks *way* more skilled than everyone no matter who's on the ice" +I think that was also the game against the Sharks that he kept breaking up fights so b the third period everyone was just pissed and there were like two line brawls lol.,Was that the game John Scott sucker punched Jackman? +"Case in point, Frank Zappa. Clean, and way out there.",Ironically you have to be on drugs To think Zappa's music is good +How many players are currently on the IR?,"None, Goodell says player safety is the NFL's highest priority." +Snow coming to Vancouver?,Because looking at the forecast more than 2 days ahead in Vancouver is always sooo reliable +You want to invade a foreign embassy...?,Could be fun. +"Future specs? So I've noticed that the recommended specs for the game have changed a bit ever since the ptu started. What are the chances of them changing the recommended specs again and if so, what do you guys think they'll be changed to?",At least a gtx 1280 to run at 5 fps for the release in 2024. +Its because diamonds are always tilted,"Didn't get diamond because I lost promos 4 times in a little over a week, can confirm I'm totally not tilted ;) who wants that ugly icon anyway...." +barnes is balanced,Never saw that combo in Renounce Warlock +Pls dont hack.,Smells like broke uni student just made 500$+ +MRW when I receive a state jury duty summons... and very the next day I receive a federal jury summons.,Make sure to wear your jury nullification shirt to court +I don't even understand this one,"Of course you don't, you repugnant degenerate !" +Remember when Gronk got hit by Thomas? Gronk is way bigger and has trained to play in that environment his whole life. LeBron goes up in the air with no expectation of physical violence per a shoulder in his back or chest. LeBron would get very fucked up.,"Yeah but, you guys, he played in high school!" +Carrier Agrees to Keep About 1000 Jobs at Indiana Plant,"I can see it now, Carrier uses all of the money saved via the corporate tax breaks and then automates half of these jobs Trump just saved." +PLEASE SUB TO ME,.... +... this is nothing.,"I don't know, I find the lack of picture rather soothing." +Holiday Sale First World Problems,Same :/ +I have not only just started fifa yet do not know what a hunter team is? Can someone help me out lol?,I think he means Alex Hunter from the Career Mode. +"What I don't get is why can't we give a tax break to everyone. Lower the rate of the bottom bracket, or better yet expand the personal deduction or raise the cap before the first dollar is taxed. This would mean everyone, rich and poor benefit. But I guess that would be fair.",Cause the problem with America is the tax system isn't fair for people that make more than thousands of others combined. +RedZone is all I watch on Sunday when the Cowboys aren't playing. No commercials is great.,Which is like every Sunday cause you have like 9 primetime games. +The Blaze is tanking.,The what? +"Don't know if this is the right place but I need to vent. Is anyone else tired of people always comparing the Packers to the Patriots? People claim the Packers can do better because if the Patriots can, why can't we?! Well, I just have one thing to say to that. If the Packers have been so bad, then why are you comparing them to the most successful team in the NFL over the last fifteen years?",The only time I hear comparisons between the Packers and the Patriots they're good comparisons like both teams making the playoffs year after year. +"Dear Texas, take off your cowboy hats so your brain can get some blood flow, join us in the 21st century please.","Yeah, it's not like Texas is one of the most successful states or anything." +Johnny is that you again?,no this is patrick +The face of Global looking at the front page of the sub...,That's me everyday when I see posts not flaired +Friend and I are road tripping through Texas My friend and I are road tripping around the country and will be in Texas for most of the college bowls here. Is anyone planning on going to the bowl games this year? We've never been to Texas so some suggestions from anyone familiar with the area would be nice. Tailgate buddies are welcome!,Google Buc-ee's Thank me later +"Hell, I'd gladly take toothpaste, body wash, laundry detergent (HE), etc. Shit's expensive.",You never find out until you move out of your parents house. +Thinking of buying someone a piano or keyboard as a surprise gift this holiday season? Please reconsider...,Unless its to a beginner... +I know straight women who hate men. What's to be confused about?,I too know my fair share of feminists +"You can always use Steam server browser's auto join feature. It's not the best, but it's all we got for now :3","It bugs out a lot, usually showing all incoming connections rather than just who's connected." +The casual kind,do they count as gamers... i feel they are tourists... +Could be the launch of Progresif Radio Station?,New home of Jenny and Hum? +vnis actually get pretty unreal dps with geckos.,100mn Dual Rep VNI + Geckos still one of my favorite roaming ships of all time. +"Well you only get one life, but you get multiple clues, so its far less likely that you'll ever get the cancer than the boots. RIP all those people who got rangers in one clue though.",May god have mercy on us +The comments on this video will be worse.,"Yes, surely the comments advocating against this are far worse than the actual outcome." +*coughbullshitcough*,Are you choking on the extra dick your girlfriend let you suck before you become monogamous? +You include evangelical Christianity with nazis and radical islam?,Evangelical anything is a cancer +Seen on my campus today and this is bothering me.. the saftey pin wouldn't stop the trigger right?,Super effective safety. +The rookie points race after last night,but laine is better in +/- than all of the Leafs rookies so he's better +Romatt Hunlack,but their PK though +Jim Cornette's The Night Before Christmas | Wrestling With Wregret,"Not enough Dairy Queen drive thru's for my liking, but besides that fantastic." +Michigan making the playoff?,This thread is gonna be fun! +Calm your tits,did you just assume my gender? +I attempted to recreate Jarl Ulfric Stormcloak,#notmyJarl +What do you expect but a stuttering idiot when you name your kid Damian?,The antichrist. +"I have that on, but if your target runs behind you or something, you can't keep track of it.","Unless it's a Widowmaker, if your heal target is behind you then you're probably overextended anyway." +Which WPA do you have? I have the glass one from sneakypete and the silicone one from delta3dstudios. I like each for different reasons.,Yes? +Derek is an asshole,how dare you insult our crucible overlord and father of the mighty SBMM +"Japan does make some damn good scotch, America's right.",Wouldn't it technically be japanch? +You can catch already caught pokemon. In the games its the trainers that stop you from catching their pokemon.,Don't forget Gale of Darkness where you can literally steal Pokemon from other trainers. +Is Kaepernick a legit fantasy start now?,He's the new Brett Bortles! +Nintendo of America on Twitter: PokemonSunMoon are the fastest-selling games in Nintendo history in the Americas!,Hopefully they sold enough to get a sequel +and is there app that will start reboot if its close to be frozen? or any app to find whats causing this?,That's not how freezing works. +"From our perspective, yes. However, he likely represents the majority opinion.",Hopefully Bill Gates will close that internet up soon and we can finally stop living in fear of islamic terrorism and start living in fear of our secret police as God intended. +Name a true carry top playstyle other than Flame,Maknoon and huni BUT Flame is way better than any other carry top +"Chip Kelly is a weird ass dude and hates recruiting, I see him as a pro OC before he goes back to college imo",Dollars to donuts he's the next OC in Bama when Kiffin goes to LSU. +Please let Florida win the east.,It'll be fun facing Auburn in the SEC CG. +So does about 60% of the country.,"Yeah, but the weed didn't win the electoral college!" +Holy Shit.,"If Breaking Bad took place in Texas, Walter White would just drink holy water until he dies" +"We live pretty close to Mexico, I'm not sure there's any permanent solution.",I hear Trump is working on one. +my name isn't even rick,Well fuck off then +Edinson Cavani has scored a milestone 100 goals for PSG,"Hadn't it been for all the sitters or quality chances he missed, he should already be near 200." +"Its not as good as my nations flag, but it is good.","Step aside neighbor,I have to stunt with my gems" +A story of revenge,But football isn't barbaric at all. +Gotta deny the enemy from getting it.,"Yeah, because it's so useful because of all those lakes..." +"The goal is to get recounts in Wisconsin, Michigan, and PA at the same time, and then drag them out past the November 13 election certification date. Since those recounts will still be going, the electoral votes will not count and Trump would end with less than 270 electoral votes. The election would then go to the House where Hillary could end up elected (some GOP establishment figures would rather have Hillary than Trump).",Crazier shit has happened this year so why not? +Leafs fans can think of a few trades in our recent history we would have collectively vetoed if we could.,It'd be nice to have been able to just draft Dougie +I prefer ELEAGUE ^^^^Major,That belongs to C9 +What carrier is this for?,It is an AT&T phone but could be unlocked if needed. +PC had just as many bugs when the patch was released?...,It's fine if it happens to PC players but is completely unjust and unfair if Hi-Rez dares to leave one bug on a console update +You're just saying that because you're a top 10 player and glitch to win.... jk I agree with your points entirely have an upvote,"Haha, you'd figure after 800 games i'd atleast see a hint of a shittier team getting ice tilt on their back due to me having a 5-star team or a tremendous lead but nope." +Oh no... my games fell of the shelf,What of the shelf? +I know where I'd tell them to stick their thumb,In their mouth because they're a cry baby +"Well, ok then. Too bad he got banned a few weeks ago and can't post here anymore :'( I'd love to see his reaction.",I don't get it he's saying the truth +"This is Teddy Roosevelt, not Franklin Roosevelt. :P",Well shit. +"Sacramento Kings on Twitter: Tonight's game has been postponed... y'all can trust the process but not the floor? Smh, @Sixers.","Sixers get a replay, but not the Raptors" +"I had a huge cyst next to my nipple, they cut it open in surgery and drained and cleaned it and then stuffed about 6 feet of gauze into it. Had to get an SO to pull it out and repack it everyday. Was not much fun, I didn't enjoy the feeling of the gauze being pulled out and sure as hell didn't like it being stuffed back in","Yea, you should probably have repacked it with fresh gauze." +Not for much longer.,Fingers crossed. +"Mein Gott, du bist einer von *ihnen.*",No habla +So if one guy is a crazy extremist they're all crazy extremists?,Better make a registry of t_d posters! +Says who?!,Polls. +He did deny the church burnings and claimed to kill Mayhem's guitarist in self defense.,I'm convinced +Also a few shots.,*sigh* *Unzips* +"Cool, thanks for the response.","Through this comment thread, I have no context for what in the world you're talking about" +If 'X' is a fork then what the hell have I been eating with?,A cross. +"Hawa Mahal, Jaipur, Rajasthan, India",What's the big deal with this building? +240 blocks tall. 7 Million+ blocks cleared. Built in survival,Those diagonals are triggering my anxiety. +"A qualified judge losing his job over two words that made a kid feel bad? What a strange lot, these humans!","Yes, they spent 112 pages of their recommendation talking about two words." +w,n +But why are you such a cunt?,"If we had a woman president, the c-word would not be used this way." +Doch!,Oh! +Yeah Looper is donezo then. This mean Pobelter stay with IMT?,Newst rumours indicate that Immortals will get 2 new koreans and keep Pobelter. +Please make euls air-time controllable When using euls to break spells I want to it to finish early like when you are silenced. When in the middle of a clash taking AOE damage I want it to last the longest.,"Yes, making an amazing item into an OP one would be really cool" +"Please don't emote Take the shot! when you are not one of the two who has to kick off I'm usually too lazy to check your nickname and confirm you are actually the one telling me to go.. Unless ofcourse you are the goalie and trolling, to see if both your teammates will fall for it.. In that case, carry on..",It's an attempt to ensure that at least one of them goes for the ball in the situation that neither is communicating with each other. +I'm guessing the tripwire reveals a Shulker that hits the villager?,I think it would just apply the levitation effect to the nearest entity. +"Esamir sucks, here is why. Devs pls","of course you are getting double teamed by both factions, every faction is <.<" +Mocha uson? Ikaw ba yan?,Asking the right questions +"Kerala: Auto drivers hound Ola and Uber, threaten passengers for availing cab",I am sure threatening potential customers is a good way to win them back. +"Just say, Cool, that sounds like fun. Is it okay if my boyfriend comes along?",Definitely this +Micheal is out of luck for finding his father so he decides to go to Jeremy Fitzgerald's talk show,Nice flair +"Already have that one, but thank you for the offer. Any other games that you are trying to get rid of?",I have a mint condition One Piece ROmance Dawn with slip cover for $33 + shipping. +I like security guard as an example. 15 years ago when I was a guard I was making $12-14 an hour. Todays rate $11-12 an hour for the exact same job. So we are seeing a decrease in pay against an increase in inflation and that is happening in many industries. Stuff like this is why the working class is suffering.,"Nah, must just be lazy millennials" +Ennard Art...Kind of...,How old are you? +"I was a missionary in Japan, so most of mine were, depending on how you define atheist.","I also served there, though I'd label them more like agnostic, or indifferent polytheists" +Ah I see. Maybe I can show you around town a bit then maybe I'll become worthy of a nice sausage fattening.,"You do not understand what kind of sausages I fatten clearly, and this seems like bribery of a government official." +Are both Blingtron 5k and 4k not giving gifts out anymore?,"They should both still give out gifts, to my knowledge." +more like ozil imo,"way more ambitious with the ball, and way less vision/pass oriented" +jesus what a swing and miss,I'd like my 50 cents back sir. +So edgy,Literally +"Imagine a book with mind-bending but possible concepts. Characters that are in turn, interesting, lovable (and love to hate), mysterious, and believable. Imagine, a plot that is frankly, one of the most engaging and well paced in fiction, with multiple threads and absolutely not one word wasted. Imagine a setting that is simultaneously perfect for the story but a believable real place. Imagine prose that it beautiful and poetic, literary even. And references to previous works that are done with real class and purpose. Not just hey remember this stuff? (i.e. Stranger Things, Ready Player One). Imagine a book that brings back to life the poet who wrote the poem on which the title of the series is taken, and its doesn't feel cheap but necessary and not at all 4th wall breaking. Imagine the best book you've never read. That's Hyperion.",One of the little things I really like about this book is that the first paragraph of the prologue is essentially a beautifully written version of It was a dark and stormy night.... +Someone I know voted for him and now he doesn't pay attention to politics. Another friend said he doesn't want to even discuss politics anymore. It was all about winning it seems like.,"Our guy won and everything is perfect now, why should we need to pay attention to politics anymore?" +"Loser is pronounced as loser. I was there when this was announced, as well as the TSC/TCNJ shit show.","Sorry, but no, OP is correct on the pronunciation." +Time??,It's about time.... +i have met lots of ppl most of them know theres no point.,Lol because your experiences HAVE to mean that's how the world works right? +Thanks. Common sense tends to go right out the window when the subject of pedophilia comes up. It's truly scary what a lifetime of fear conditioning can do to a person's ability to think rationally. This kind of conditioning is exactly how slavery and the holocaust were permitted to happen. It's a bigger danger to society than any kind of sexual orientation ever could be.,Right only pedophiles have common sense the rest of us are dumb idiots +Which food item would you have to see prepared before you consumed it?,Poisonous pufferfish. +Definitely isn't this good in the UK!,He said Europe ;) +honestly taking guns out of the game is the best option.,You forgot +What is the water that pours out half way through?,"It may also be water instead of radiator fluid, it's possible to use it in summer." +Adopted this girl from the pound. She rode like this the whole way home :),You got yourself a friend for life +"Religious Victory quick question! I was going for a religious victory with Spain, and I reached the point in the game where it was just me, China, and Greece left alive. All of China's cities were already following my religion, and I wiped out Greece's religion with my own making my religion the predominant one in their empire. Yet, I don't see a victory screen? So, just to be thorough, I convert EVERY city on the map to my religion (including city-states). Still nothing. I assume just a bug or am I missing something?","I still have my religious victory game saved up, I'll check it after I'm done at work." +"Actually, yes we can. Now of course none of us can consecrate the Eucharist in the way of Catholicism teaches, but that's false teaching anyway. Any of us can consecrate the Lord supper and serve the Lord supper to a group of people.",You are so irenic. +Holy false equivelence!,"What, they qualified it with a bit" +Shea Weber of Canadiens early Norris favorite,Shea Due Weber +Most Overrated,"Zack sabre junior, I found him boring" +"Pretty much. In standard scoring RBs are worth their weight in gold but you can usually find a receiver fill in week to week that gives you a dice roll. Let's not overstate Boldin here. He's got 70 standard fantasy points. Right in that group with LaFell, Lee, Theilen... all guys that are going to be hanging around waivers in most leagues. Then there's hot lately guys you could take over him like Ginn, Gabriel, even Kenny Stills. Boldin has 3 games with over 10 points this year. He has 5 games with under 5 points. So sure, pretty easy to see why people pass over other options.",Obviously your league just isn't very competitive +Booker is putting up decent flex numbers. Most teams in decent leagues wouldn't have anybody to drop him for. Forsett had his only good year with a great Raven's O-line that clicked with Kubiak's system. That clearly isn't the case with Denver's O-line.,Drop him and pick up his backup who joined the team like yesterday obviously. +why lie?,Grade A point. +Toy Story 'The Walking Dead' Intro,theres a snake in my boot! +A throwing of hands if you will.,a Pugilism. +*24 reliable EU shitters.,M8 we have like 30 players on Ceres. +Apparently you've already forgotten the mountain dew citrus infusion wing sauce.,Are there other flavors than Honey BBQ and Parmesan Garlic +"Of 650,000 who migrated here year to June: 176k for a job / 127k looking for work / 89k accompanying others / 164k to study / 86K other or no reason",But all the taxes they pay! +"Alternatively, it could be based off of units killed instead of time. You get downed and your sentinel is destroyed before your teammates can revive you. Kill a dozen enemies(just as an example, could require more for balancing purposes) and your sentinel starts reconstructing itself. And if that's a problem because of concerns that you can just find certain enemies in the game that are easy to kill(ex:the units spawned when killing infested boilers are always lv 10, the cameras in corpus maps,ect) then just make it so you have to get a certain amount of affinity before it regenerates, similar to how syndicate effects work.",Affinity would probably be simpler to code and put in the game +I enjoyed my daughter's first Disney ride more than she did.,You're not by chance Tom Keen.... Are you? +Killa airs his story about CWL Stage 2 & Champs,At 22 minutes till the end of the video might be the funniest thing ive ever heard from killa +Which is actually a good thing vs. state sponsored assassination.,Pointing your gun into a crowd and **not** shooting is terrorism now? +"I don't think we've gotten 100% solid definitive confirmation its not backwards compatible. Yes switch games are cartridges, but we're not sure if there's somehow a disc slot or if wii u games will be available digitally. I'd wait till we get confirmation on that till making a decision. It wont be long till we know the specs.",Yeah and maybe it will be as powerful as a $2000 gaming PC too +butter tank best tank.,"Mmmmmmmmm, butter." +Clearly they don't practice enough.,Or RTFM prior to assembly. +Godammit! It's a shame a bunch of pure bred white peckerwoods can't attend a peaceful klan meeting in NC without one of them shiftless minorities sneaking in and stabbing someone. Damn lame stream media didn't even name the Soros agent that was the culprit.,He got away on a rented bus heading to Austin. +N.C. Lt. Governor reacts to NCAA HB2 decision,"Oh, it's five-minutes of absolute hilarity and joy." +Tesla coil gun,All these game references and no-one says anything about the OG lightning gun from Quake? +the cost of living is variable everywhere. you aren't making a real point.,"oh, thats good to know, and here i was thinking otherwise." +Can't shake the Devil's hand and say you're only kidding.,What about my comment would make people think I was serious. +Target is interested on building a store in the future Sixth College campus (scroll down to item X),Target: Cuz fuck Walmart +"Hmm, let's see... A +30 speed accessory on a hasted character with 175 base speed, would get ~2.96% more actions with 1.65s cast time. Would be a higher increase with insta-cast shenanigans. A +30 atk accessory on a character with 450 pre-accessory atk, who's going to be boosted past the atk soft cap, will get ~3.28% more damage (higher increase if the character has lower atk or doesn't reach soft cap). Putting it that way, I'm surprised they haven't at least added +15-20 speed accessories. Would be niche but nice in cases like OK SSB.",Maybe they are just afraid of Tyro getting 2 hits with Thief's Revenge +"I think it should be a thread, rather than posted on the main page, that is stickied on Thursdays.",Or maybe switch it to an Enable Throwback Thursday posts button. +Trump team floats tariffs,Oh for fucks sakes +Next he will tell her who she can and can't talk to. That is how abusive relationships start.,Yup. +I think people like that are also known as alcoholics and they prefer clear spirits due to the perceived lack of odor they produce on the drinker,"Fuck being salty, man, you're as *dry* as a saltine cracker jeez" +I'm guessing this would end the Rimando-to-Atlanta rumors.,So...Rimando to Chicago? +Oooh like a special edition console? Highly doubt it bud.,Would be amazing but I agree doubt it +"Does the Unicorn fuck the lady with it's dong, or does the unicorn use his horn? Or am I wrong to assume this was a *male* unicorn? I just wanna know the logistics of how this would go down, there's multiple angles to it, after all. Sounds like a lucrative writing market to dive into.",Sound like someone needs to buy the book :p +File file sizes he deals with in editing are mind blowing,Not so fast... how many files? +Night-vision on Hollywood Stunt Rider would have been pretty crazy to watch,They should have done Cliff Diver. +"You're on the internet for porn, we all know it!",You caught me. +"'Trump supporters may pose a serious risk,' flyers warn students",Good thing educated lefties are too intelligent to be swayed by this idiocy. +(X-post r/conspiracy) The biggest concern about the wikileaks releases shouldn't be about what's in them; it should be what isn't. I have not seen one email concerned with the welfare of the citinzery,Those are the ones that got deleted. +They say history repeats itself....,Fake. +DeMarcus Ware's Super Bowl ring stolen in home burglary,"Good news, the perps were caught and goods (including the ring) were recovered." +"Could it be that I set too few points? More points might make it less smooth, but it tells the camera more specifcially what path to take, right?",You have to make at least 4 points for it to work correctly IIRC. +"How is Wynne responsible for a bridge being built upside down, and for the recontracting of that company? She is not personally involved in the managememt of these contracts.",She signs off those contracts. +RIP Black Desert?,I didn't know it was ever alive +What's the name of the painting that the car that scored this goal is using?,or how can I get that effect in my cars at least? +"How can people not have listened to The Police? ...fuck, I'm old now. D:",Is that that song by Moulin Rouge? +Put me on the wants to see the list list.,You're on a list now +"I don't see the difference for worlds, you'll have 3 korean teams in semi finals, and 2 in the finals, just like this year.",Next year the Korean first seed might not lose to a wildcard team +Why are you doing what you really don't want right now?,"Because I like having a roof over my head, and food in my stomach, among other things." +"Thanks! He was the last one that was iffy and now I got a complete, legit living dex. Except Volcanion. Still need a code for him.","If you're in the US, I have a spare code." +The end of William because an injured 20 year old is returning to London? Lolz,"While we are at it, recall Delac to replace Begovic.... You know, for depth!" +Don's know why all the downvotes. He's just answering honestly.,I embrace the downvote. +All you need to know about the Kingdom Hearts series in one screencap from the comic,I'm imagining Donald saying this in his voice and I cannot stop laughing. +I want to believe that this isn't true so bad yet it's so easy for me to believe that it is. Makes me sad that I have such little faith in us and our planet's future.,"It isn't true, they meant total populations not population." +"When you forget your password for a site, instead of having to go through changing it again, they should just remind you of the ridiculous requirements they made you meet so you can deduce which of your 6 passwords you used for that specific site.",You can always start to sign up to see the requirements +"Relax, they'll think he's a maverick. Wait a minute, you're right, colleges don't like independent thinkers. OP you done fucked yourself good.",May Zaddy creator of kino films have mercy on my soul. +"Right now my soloing is just up or down a scale, sometimes moving up or down an octave at the root. I change it up a little bit but it's still mainly just playing the next note either up or down in the scale. Suggestions on how I can start to play more intrestering patterns? For what it's worth I'm playing bluesy heavy metal, so I'm usually playing blues scale. I want to get more milage out of that as well as figure out when to move into another scale (such as putting in a flat 2nd as if it were phyregian, etc) thanks for overlooking my probable misuse of terminology.","Try moving up/down in 3rds, and 5ths." +"If your stripper name consisted of the color of your underwear and the last thing you ate, what is your stripper name?",Pink Stirfry +If the establishment is treating marginalized people like human beings then I'll happily be pro-establishment. That's something we should definitely have established.,"Alright, since I've been seeing this sort of comment repeatedly, let's make this absolutely clear: I'm criticizing far-right populists for claiming to be anti-establishment." +The worst part of the movie was that it made Supes into a deadbeat dad. The rest was solid imo,"Don't forget, he was a super stalker as well." +Don't you'll just win rep.,Yeah fuck that why would anybody want rep +Dan Bailey owners begin picketing when?,i started when whitehead fumbled +Business major?,MIS :) +I can't believe you have no problem with people cheating... so since hacking was part of COD 4 too should they allow it to be back? Makes no sense what you are saying. I do not find any flaws in the way they made it to get camos...,"Bring back the UFO hack, I'm so sick of not seeing invulnerable people flying around the map glitching into walls, this is not an authentic CoD4 experience" +revisionist = someone I don't like apparently lol,I mean thats Hoxha in a nutshell +Did I hear some heresy coming from this thread?,"To ashes, you say?" +"Favelas - We need to talk, it's definitely you! Now that this map has been out for a long time I confidently say that it's severely unbalanced for defending (very hard to defend). IMOP it needs to be tweaked to have some walls that are indestructible. The destructibility is just a little over the top for my tastes. Here are the main flaws as I see it. * It's just too susceptible to cross fire * 3rd floor objective is virtually impossible to hold. * Could this map even make into the rotation for the pro league?",after the update and new atk op every map will have to be played like favelas... COD run and gun boys. +I assumed the lack of your toasters gender,"Um having no gender is a gender, It's called non binary you ignorant cis scum!" +Albania new capital of Cannabis farming,BBC: the cannabis scourge nice reporting BBC. +Man I read a lot of dumb stuff about Cam on here but that might be the dumbest,"I mean after the super bowl and his business decision second thoughts no dive after the fumble, its a pretty fair criticism." +Wouldn't be possible really given the 5 player squads,"Well 6 squads and 6 classes.. Each squad can only have one of each class, perfect!" +My whole life is walking from one place to sit to the other place to sit.,"Alternatively, your whole life is sitting in places until it's time to move to another place." +My wife makes her own art by crushing artists with a rolling pin.,"With the right juice press, you can extract art from even the most untalented individuals." +Yep that's snow,The owl blessing of snow +I think r/Hawks should endorse Artem Anisimov for the All Star Game One player that is really standing out to me this season is Artem Anisimov. He had a great start to the year and even had an 11 game point streak. He's also pretty good defensively and doesn't get much respect for it. He's a very underrated player and I think he'll do great in ASG!,And somehow find a way to get Jon Scott in the game too. +I think we've been involved in military actions for like 97 percent of the time we've been a country.,In our 240 years of existence we have spent around 217 of that at war in some capacity. +She can ask her uncle. Don't tell us shit.,Her Uncle is the one who needs the help... Read the post before spouting non-advice? +"Damn dude , I sold a stack of 200 felslate for 11k today .",I just did the same thing on my main's server( not the server with my crafters on it) +"So much trash in this picture the curtains, what appears to be a moo moo that she is wearing, whiskers on the chin, very very unwashed hair the ear-rings and I don't believe she has eyebrows?",Sheet curtains are the best because you can fold them in half before you hang them up for double the sun block +Reddit.,I hate all of you. +"TIL NBA player, Oscar Robertson, averaged a triple double over an entire season.",He's the next Russell Westbrook +I think you might have responded to the wrong guy or misinterpreted what I said. I have no issue with the flags (except that one is backwards).,I meant the other guy I agree with you +But...but I like my vaccinations. Not having smallpox or polio is pretty fucking awesome.,"Only cucks, plebs, and libtards vaccinate!" +Apparently I was part of the strip club life in middle school when I was being bullied.....,trp logic at its finest! +Reggie White,Haynesworth +"Reddit, why do you keep asking the same questions over and over?","Reddit, why do you keep asking the same questions over and over?" +"You can't assume logic or common sense when dealing with these things. It doesn't make any sense to charge a minor with producing pictures of themselves (e.g. sexting), yet it happens.",We must protect these children from destroying their lives by destroying their lives. +wat.,We are legion +"Some tried, motherfucker!","Thread dies, motherfucker!" +It's things like this that make me hate this game.,At least your keeper saved you from that corner though! +That is all that counts. Doesn't matter if the gas station blows up.,Doesn't matter; had legs. +"wireless headphones,a computer chair,money,more money,clothes and shoes,gift cards,a coffee table and an area rug",More than my entire gaming setup right there +I kept running into players who would hoard their Ults trying to get PoTG . Or they would purposely fuck us by not using an ult at all.,"right after a match vs an aimbot (who thankfully had shit positioning), I had a guy who threw the next match by picking Bastion and then literally not shooting a single bullet till he died and then swapped off." +I did some this and that job at the local powerplant. Everyone thought I got cheaper electricity for some reason and cracked bad jokes about it. I started telling people it was such a great job since I could steal all the power I needed when walking in and out unchecked through the gate. Got reported to my superior for stealing electricity at the end of my shift.,I can't believe people don't know you can carry electricity in a bucket... +Be the change you wish to see in the world,you're a brave man with that flair. +I guess it's open season on the younger Espinosa.,Si Delima nanaman to for sure +"Friendly fire when using Magic I wanted to make a thread about this because I haven't seen a thread specifically dedicated to this topic. Do you think it's likely this could be changed? I am IN LOVE with this game but it is absolutely FRUSTRATING killing my own party members with magic, especially against stronger enemies where I need it. I know some people are inevitably going to say use Starshell/Regroup, but that doesn't work for me. The battles are so fast-paced, trying to find the right moment to use Regroup, then trying to find the right moment to aim & use magic is near impossible. Even when I do that, it doesn't work half the time because either the enemy moves close to you (and, therefore, so do your teammates) or your teammates just run back out immediately. Also, I'd rather Ignis & Prompto use different Techniques than those. It's stupid I have to waste a technique slot for Ignis just to use magic. What if I want to use magic AND want Ignis to have Overwhelm or a different technique than Regroup? Some people are saying there are items & recipes that add elemental protection, but again, I'd rather use other recipes (since you can only use 1 per camp) and besides, it won't protect against catalysts like ones that cause Stop or Poison.","Turn on wait mode for easier target selection have Prompto use his gravity ball, suck enemies together Use magic and wipe them out No need to avoid friendly fire" +Hot pockets are just dinner Pop Tarts,Also great if you enjoy 3rd degree frost burns +"Plank is a static exercise that has little to no synergy between the strength you increase to actual dynamic movements. You can do all the planking you like, it won't really bring much result other than becoming better at doing the plank. There's a wide selection of dynamic exercises that will be significantly more worth your time than doing the plank. That's both in terms of increasing muscle mass and strength. Google dynamic vs static exercises and look for yourself if this is new information to you.",I gained much more core strength with planks than absurd sit-up reps. +"Source? Common sense, right? It's obvious? Or maybe it's just not your job to educate anyone? If it's that last one, it's clear you're applying it to yourself as well.",Source:MAGA +"Oh, my bad.",Lmao at the 7 up votes for the constructive 2nd post where people don't get you're white knighting yourself +"Donald Trump will be president thanks to 80,000 people in three states","Hillary Clinton lost the election thanks to 80,000 Patriots." +"This post, like life, is empty. This comment is illusory.",Your face is illusory ohhhhhhhh +But yet it's totally cool for The_Donald to practice censorship.,Banned. +I wonder if it's because in real life most don't drive in e.g. sports plus mode with TC off,TC doesn't help lift off oversteer at all though. +"Marine Le Pen won't be France's next president, says Juncker (full 23min interview)",And Britain won't vote for Brexit. +xD wow freakz runs on MOP expansion. its the earliest kinda working expansion on private servers.,lmao thanks man ill check it out +"project file, plz? Again...?",no +Huuuge! 9200 fraudulent votes found in one county in Nevada and is closing the gap fast,"That's impossible, voter fraud doesn't exist!" +It really will. I honestly think most games will activate mercy. You're going to see a ton of posts saying we either mercy them or they mercy us. Good luck to casuals queuing up solo. I'll be sitting this one out.,but SBMM is supposed to prevent mercy/pubstomping +Lib Dems oust Zac Goldsmith in Richmond Park by-election,Sarah Olney campaigning against the will of the people like that... she ought to be ashamed. +I think you should do an AMA: I scribe in a neurology Clinic.,"You know, that's a really good idea." +"Sorry guys, I tailed",inb4 i told ya so +"Control multiple pawns. Early into the hobby, I foolishly bought the In The Lab expansion because the box advertised a solo mode. It gives a rule set for CDC actions that happen outside of the individual pawn turns. It's nice, but not necessary for solo play. Start with the base game, and introduce On the Brink maybe if you want to add more variety.",You mean you don't control multiple pawns in multi player too? +"Hint: Ignore everything, use overdrive, run out of bounds.","it was necessary because you know, they were a really bad opponents...the whole 19-2 score thing.." +Because reddit is full of misogynists. It's why you can't take any argument about social issues seriously on this website.,Because reddit consists of only men. +Maybe a bug? 4 people got 1 paint for personal offer within 2 hours. Thats sad.,It happened at the same tim for two of us on TS right when we logged in. +Religion has no use in survival. God isnt going to magic up a fire and some water just because you prayed this morning,But I prayed for food and caught a rabbit so god must've helped me +too soon,F +"Mormon god only believes in sharing his true gospel with 0.2038% of the world population, and that's just todays population. If you consider all of humanity that has ever lived, that number is even lower.",Weren't we all so lucky to be in that select number? +"Steve Mnuchin, former executive from Goldman Sachs, former partner of George Soros, now nominated to be Secretary of the Treasury by Trump. Where's all the righteous outrage now Trump supporters?",it makes sense since soros maniacally rigged all the voting machines the night before the election. +12 Days of Deals from Microsoft Store.,No Surface Studio tho... +"Wait, do mean we're not still getting paid to do this?!","You mean not getting paid *anymore*, right?" +RemindMe! 28 oct 2016 Find this guys infographic,"It's not a next level infographic, so don't expect much, it's for a school projekt, but I will do my best" +What Makes Gears of War Great,The community. +Feel the Bern dog.,"Oh ok, I just wasn't sure if you were sighing because of IAmAThorns comment or because you're disappointed with the election results" +i'd like michael keaton as Vulture in spider-man 1,Wow like that'll ever happen +If the 49ers and Browns merge would they be a playoff team?,Maybe they could finally beat 'bama +We gotta flush those flayers out,I see what you dood there. +"12 million dollars, and they couldn't afford a bridge to their shitty backyard garden maze.",Easier to defend. +My creepy neighbor texted me out of the blue today.,Top kek +Staying vegan has been a breeze since I died 5 years ago!,"Well yeah, being dead I assume is one of the easiest things in the world to do." +The part where they use the same tactics as their so called enemies and appeal to emotion instead of logic.,something something vague ... +Jeff Sessions Didn't Like How The Supreme Court Spared 'Retarded' People From Execution,"Great, great man" +So the fact that Ontario pays for a majority of the country doesn't grant them the right to have more representation?,"nope, votes should totally be based on land size and land ownership apparently." +This is what they call an addiction...,"be honest, you only do it for the minions ^^^i ^^^know ^^^i ^^^do" +"They are so big. Why can't American cities build stuff like this? Even back in 1940 some German urban planers envisioned grand cities like this, so why don't we have anyway.",It would have lasted 1000 years. +"If you can't afford to get a collection right away in the easiest and cheapest CCG in existence then maybe you shouldn't play Hearthstone. If at the very least you decide to continue playing in that scenario, expect to be flamed hardcore (FOR GOOD FUCKING REASON) playing meta decks from last expansion that does nothing but showcase how desperate you are to be good and fail miserably. Zoo, Shaman and tempo Mage players on the 2nd day of release are just failures of human being in my and many others opinion.",You're missing the +Seahawks sign RB C.J. Spiller,"DROP CHRISTINE MICHAEL BOYS, CJ SPILLER IS TAKING ALL THE SNAPS!" +Why does my steam client switch to Russian occasionally?,It has recognised your complete transition into the CSGO/DOTA 2 fanbase and is treating you as such. +Can't wait for this map to show up in next week's newsfeed,If only people who paid taxes vote. +Democracy only works with a sane and informed electorate.,Democracy only works when 'my guy' gets elected +Kid becomes savage on TF2 and masturbates with his mic on,That was beautiful. +He's been playing injured. Not even close to 100%. Even so he's still playing like a monster,"Both are fair points, I'm just saying he's been inconsistent" +At least you get to choose the ending color!,lol Mass Effect 3: Sponsored by Crayola +You should be okay. Gronk was an x factor like no other and the Ravens should get a sack or two and at least one turnover I would guess.,That's what I am thinking but I'm pessimistic af +Missing the $5.5 million Vancouver property.,Also a pack of Belmonts +They also didn't because all the reddit players have to go through Lions eye at least 3 times.,Ayyy! +"Tbh, I want all drugs legal. It was just kind of an expression about how UN-safe supposed safe, FDA approved drugs are.",What the hell does the United Nations have to do with this? +Short boyz we out here,harsh life +So Israel didn't test their stuff or are we suppose to not know about them :),"It's generally accepted that they did one test in the Indian Ocean (Vela Incident), but they have never acknowledged it, and any details around it are still classified." +o7,"Don't salute someone that's not an officer, how dare you!" +Trump Text at 2am to Theresa May: You up?,"ay bb, wan sum schlong?" +"PVPers - How do you choose a good sidearm? I'll confess to being something of an ignoramus on the topic of sidearms, but I am wanting to give them a fair shot (getting pretty sick of shotgunning). But, I'm having a few questions that I really don't know how to answer: - *Which archetype works best?* From what I can see in the database, there are 4 different impact classes (15, 12, 8, 6), and I recall having used an example of each of them at one time or another. But, I can't honestly say that I remember one feeling significantly better than another. I'm sure the damage numbers change some, but the playstyle doesn't really seem to. Pull out. Shoot as fast as you can. - *Which perks do you go for?* I'm not entirely convinced that the in-game stat bars on the weapons do a great job of communicating the effects (and effectiveness) of certain perks, but they're really all we have to go on. My first instinct is to look for the same things I'd look for on a hand cannon: Hammer Forged, Rangefinder, HCR, etc. But, when you get something like Hammer Forged, the displayed difference on the range bar is so tiny that it's almost unnoticeable. Do sidearms not benefit much from range? Or is this just a bad system that does a poor job of communicating perk changes? - *What primary would you pair it with?* Obviously the intuitive thing would be to cover a longer range than what the sidearm is capable of covering, but how much is that? From my experience, sidearms can compete pretty well at mid-range (against fusions, hand cannons, etc), so that would lead me to think that a scout would be the best pairing. But, other than Mida, scouts seem pretty lackluster in Crucible in general. Am I missing something here? Thanks in advance for any advice!",Highlight them and hold square to dismantle. +"There should be a hide Fluff/Pulls/JP filter For global players like myself, I can only hide Fluff/JP which leaves me with a bunch of meme pulls, or fluff/pulls which leaves me with a majority of posts being JP game play. I don't know how hard it is to implement this but if it's easy I'm sure it will be appreciated.",Then you have no posts +"Why do I get shaky after workouts sometimes? I've noticed that sometimes after a good workout I get *really* shaky for a bit (hands, legs etc). It goes away after a bit but no one else I know experiences it. I also have a harder time keeping my hand completely still than just about everyone I know (holding it in midair without shaking), so maybe that has something to do with this. Does anyone else experience this, or know anything about what might be causing it?",Cortisol release and hypoglycemia +Im gonna throw this phone out of the window one of these days,You should Periscope it when you do. +What's my blood type?,This was actually Theranos' strategy +Special needs brother Ethan expresses how much he loves his scared older sister Hila,He's looking pretty buff +Republican lags Democrat in Louisiana Senate race funding,"Wow, they have this one in the bag then....." +How is he being high on a soap box? MediaMasquerades comment is unbelievably glib. It deserves to be criticized..,Claiming his knowledge as gospel for one. +These footballers need to come to the US and run for office they clearly have been learning from our leaders.,lol fucking good one mate +According to PFF the 2 best players in the NFL will go at it Sunday. Rams Aaron Donald is #1 Tom Brady is #2,Hopefully Fisher is gameplanning for Brady and not Bledsoe +This... IS MY BOOMSTICK,Made in Grand Rapids Michigan....this is my BOOMSTICK +A David Conte double feature for a Blue Light Special at Waiver Mart.,Just wait for the Josefson clearance special after Christmas. +Anyone know where I can buy this??,"They sell it by the gallon at Wal-Mart, go there, geez." +Two Drunk Irishmen Try to Move A Couch,I'd be more surprised if it were two sober Irishmen. +"Oh shit, well done dude! IF you get the locked building issue solved, we pretty much have a crude map editor! I'm gonna assume that is a lot harder though","I figured out a way to edit locked buildings; Go into building tab, click on any piece, hover over locked building, click add to building, esc, now you can edit building." +Is that Kyle from pka? I think he's also a trump supporter kek,no thats fpsrussia +"Pusha T Vows to Keep Up Fight Against Mass Incarceration in Trump's America, Shrugs Off Drake Diss",lol what a hero +"I saw them perform in Louisiana around 2010 and yeah, Art's voice was destroyed. It was a real let down, and I feel for the guy. I also ate a massive pot muffin before the show and passed out face down in the mud, so it was a weird day all around.",Happens to the best of us bud +"So with him being dead, and him and Luna never meeting again, there is no heir. So this would end the line of Lucis... Right?",Indeed :( +"Fosu-Mensah is the best CDM I've used He is a huge dude that wins every header, chucks everyone off the ball, fast as anything, and gets tons of stupid interceptions. All from a 71 overall- fits any PL team too.",how many of him you selling? +Hidden Strings,"Well, assuming you've beat the game, [Lusamine]" +Bitches and Ho's: Jay Z to Headline A Concert For Hillary,a concert of locker room talk! +Tunak Tunak Tun sped up every time they say Tunak,"While they're repeating it, it sounds like something amazing is about to happened.... which does" +do you play D1 ? D1 rewards are a completely joke.,I relegate myself to d3 when i reach one. +Doesn't stop you from being wrong or me being right,You're not right. +I am so glad that c9 is not listed. lol,Yea because kicking Sneaky would be the worst thing to happen +"If anything, loli shit prevents children from being raped and prevents pedos from trying to get real child porn.",Or we can gas the weebs and they won't be a problem at all +"I just deleted Facebook this week and it has been the first week in years that I haven't felt a twinge of anxiety in my stomach. It's ridiculous how much time you spend thinking about other people when you're on Facebook. Before I deleted it completely I deleted it off my phone for 2 days, and only checked notifications once at night, to make sure there was nothing important. Lol, there was definitely NOTHING important. I would have 20 notifications and not ONE was someone talking to me. Every single one was just Facebook telling me so and so did this, or this person posted in this group. Why should I spend my time caring about that?! I honestly couldn't be happier since deleting it. I have so much more time for myself and my boyfriend and the girl I nanny for. I feel more creative, more optimistic, just positives all around. If you're thinking about deleting it, DO IT!!","Three more days and you will be accessing parts of your brain unknown to mankind, a week from deleting it you are developing telekinesis and understanding the cosmos and reality in a seven-dimensional way." +Felicio with the double double and some putback dunks! Good game young fella,"Nice seeing a non-bulls fan appreciate shrek, even a cavs fan!" +Make American Hate Agian!,Describes most trump supporters tbh +"New dealer, best weed I've come across in a while (illegal country)",Looks like Gorilla Glue or maybe Afghan Goo? +ur supposed to keep trimming it as if it were a candle wick getting too long for its own good,Can you burn it? +"Scientific studies are starting to correlate weak outcomes with older fathers. I'll update with links later. The TL;dr is that older females tend to be married to *even older* partners, who have a higher percentage of weak and/or genetically damaged sperm than younger males. The outcome for older mothers who have younger partners (or sperm donors) tends to be good.",My scientific studies show different results. +Cocaine is a hell of a drug,It's adderall. +I remembered the AS2 ruunion. Her face about to blast,"More like burst henny, did you see Chubby Ru?" +"What's favorite of he four ray guns in ZiS? Shredder, discord, face-melter, headcutter. I guess and why ?",Face melter +"Then he can vote against him.. oh wait, he can't, because he's just another foreigner trying to influence the US presidential election.","That would carry more water if the US was an isolationist state, but yeah.." +"HOLY FUCK, THE MADMAN DID IT. 304 ELECTORAL VOTES!",7 +I only saw top gun like 5 years ago with a buddy who loved it as a kid and in turn thought I'd love it. The movie stinks 100%,That volleyball scene though! +Who was your favorite player growing up? Can't be from your favorite team I was thinking about how much I miss watching Scott Niedermayer play. He was my favorite player growing up that wasn't on the Hawks. Most natural looking skater I still have ever seen. How about you guys?,Joe Sakic +"OK, Minneapolis progressives: Who do we want to replace Keith if he decides to do this? This will be very important for our district if it happens.",Bernie? +What is Black Hole (+Anchored damage)? Is that vortex damage?,Is this the new Byak that came out or an older one? +not anyone COOL,aw man +JAMES!!,Team rocket blast off at the speed of light. +Damn he missed that hole,/gonewildcommentsinfootballgames +But who's the real Shady?,Would he please stand up? +May may fay fay,fah-meme-us +"A.k.a., the Devil's Nuts.",TIL hipsters' moustaches look like the Devil's Nuts. +"My husband is now asking me to regrow my bush and just trim it, and I'm like WTF, really?? Not sure if I'm into that...., when I really should be grateful that I don't have to rip hair out anymore. I've been conditioned",Your husband is a deviant. +There's never a reason to be hyped about EU LCS period... it's EU... LUL,LUL nice bait but I'm not falling for it. +"Brisbane storm: Teen struck by lightning, thousands without power in Queensland storms",Bloody South Australian windmills... +"That would be kinda messed up, don't you think?","Nah, it's totally justified" +"This combination of visually pleasing videos, an entertaining narrative, and actual educational content is rare. They perfected that combination.","and meme, don't forget the meme" +Spoilers man,What would somebody hoping to avoid seeing NXT Osaka results possibly expect when clicking a thread entitled NXT Osaka results? +For oil. OPEC has nothing to do with natural gas.,Energy prices are totally unrelated +serious scene with marvel humor...*sigh*,"Yeah man, laughter and happiness is just the WORST" +Daily express: Putin is ''weaponising'' giant killer squids against the west.,"Okay, someone has clearly been playing C&C: Red Alert 2." +You can upgrade the RAM and HD's on an apple. The one i'm typing from is almost 7 years old now.,ram is set in new ones. +Steve Martin the Actor's response to his twitter blowing up with Newcastle fans angry at Steve Martin the Referee,I just want to know what Bon Iver had to say there +Don't let pavee point see this.,The government needs to invest in games like Tinker Island to preserve culture. +That ass!!!,NSFW tags pls +"I have a prot pally alt, I need to give that to my toddler. I was fighting an elite enemy once, in Legion, it's that fight in the Exodar for the Prophet Velen, the big eredar fight at the end. I started the fight. My wife got home and I had to go downstairs and help her unload the groceries. I came back upstairs ten minutes later. My pally was still at full health and the enemy had gone halfway down.",You must love your wife to leave your computer at the end of the most boring scenario ever made. +"ViaBTC Transaction Accelerator, accelerate you Bitcoin transaction for free.",If only there was some kind of market mechanism which we could use to prioritize transactions... +Well the safety car parked everywhere is getting out of hand,it's pretty much motorsportmanager version of alonso everywhere xD +I hope they make upgrades worthwhile. You can spend upwards for $60k on a car to make it hardly any faster.,Tbh it costs about 350k to upgrade an high end car but you can really notice the difference +He learned that in La Liga.,Welcome to the Premier League! +No it doesn't.,*whoosh* +JP Bowersock's new track,Guy hasn't done anything great since is this it really. +you mean tom?,At least you could customize your page with him. +"funny thing is, thorin can actually take this criticism","Nah, he goes in twitter rants when he's criticized" +You could totally tell people your a skateboarder.,just not about to be bragging that I'm one. +Damn negros,oh yes but white people can shoot up schools and fuck their families and thats alright +"Or, ya know, just ban the cheaters","No no no - People making and using hacks must be a direct result of the developers, right?" +Go with what fits,"Almost sexual, isn't it Smithers?" +Yes but parents have access to the online gradebook whenever they like.,Must be nice to live in a district with 100% internet access. +"Yeah she is such a criminal that 2 years of investigation failed to get a criminal charge. Keep dreaming you brainwashed little fool. Even if Hillary was a criminal it would be for mishandling email or data retention, not fraud, sexual assault or helping Putin influence the election, all much larger crimes. If you want to be technical everyone who's ever gotten a speeding ticket or downloaded copyrighted material is a criminal and everyone who ever told a single lie is a liar, but that's not a realistic position in life.","The banks didn't cause the 2009 financial crisis guys, no one was arrested." +Sent. :),Bb gimme these awesome triceps +Best type and method of clue scroll farming?,Hard and elites are easy obtainable by pickpocketing elves in priff +Ghost bustin',Title game strong +"I am sure this in not going to be a monthly thing, for the next four years.",You mean 8 years? +My devil cat from hell,This is your cat on drugs. +You can assign one of your methods same as you would on a UI button.,Thanks! +"What gets me with everybody is that they don't seem to get the absurdity of being appalled at how much Trump lies, as if all the other liars are okay because they don't do it as much. He's just a larger than life caricature of most politicians.",Republican strategy #1 since 1992: Accuse your opponent of the things you KNOW you are guilty of. +"Nope, they're mine and original (would love to know what you're referring to though)",Hi +I just really want them to bring the HD remastered trilogy to PS4. They were my favorite games and I just want to play them again.,They are remastered on the ps3 +And some Coors for Prater,"followed along with a year long suspension for Prater, wouldn't that be just awesome!" +TIL the average cloud weighs about 1.1 Million pounds,Anybody else notice the typo about a single water molecule weighs about 18.015 grams now that's very heavy water. +"Good. Woox spent a week of effort using in-game features to plan and *correctly execute* survival in a survival game :) He earned the 10k, Ash took it away onscreen, Ash gave it back offscreen. Happy ending!",He abused an oversight of a mechanic that was clearly and officially not indented to be in the game. +"... thanks to a parade of troubling Cabinet picks, rampant conflicts of interest, unprecedented casual phone calls to foreign leaders, -- Nice to see Vox isn't biased.",How dare other Americans express their opinions oopenly- only the Right is allowed to be biased and hateful! +I hope that's not the reason why camera drones aren't used to cover alpine competitions. It's like refuse traveling by boat because of Titanic.,an iceberg is also the perfect representation of how avoidable this situation is +I don't think I'd classify this as a major problem...,I guess I should have added a +"I was referring to getting kicked on OW while changing controls mid game, but I feel your pain legacy console.","Oh aha I was referring to trying to pop a synth on my Xbox one, with some slight" +"Sell a TV show with one episode If you were trying to sell a TV show to someone that hadn't see it, which one episode would you recommend that they see? My own recommendations: Star Trek: The Next Generation - S04E14 Clues Stargate SG-1 - S02E15 The Fifth Race",Breaking Bad - The Fly +"I hold the B button down with my indecent finger, shifting the middle to the RB and the ring finger to the RT. I keep my thumb on the thumb stick.",That grip is indecent. +*applause* this guy deserves the upvote,Reddit gold ? +sarcasm?,I better put the +"Captain America, Black Widow, Ant-Man, Iron Man, Vision, and Scarlet Witch",No Hawkeye? +104th Grey Cup through the lens of Johany Jutras,This was really cool. +"If you smoked a lot the fans would also collect nicotine, which would gather more dust faster.","Or, just spray an oil spritzer into the air in your living room daily." +"Surely she'll return the money, right? Right?! **RIGHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE**",right on my friend +It happens. Hope she's a Giants fan :),"Wife is, I am, I'm sure she'll be an A's fan" +"So, the question now is how do we get this nominated for an Oscar? What category should we put it under?",Drama and suspense? +MacBook Pro Users Express Concerns About Limited Battery Life,MBP users should try that Fijian app. +"The car I bought came with a metal one. I just replaced the gasket, o-ring, and thermostat.",Another good way to bleed is to park on a steep hill facing up and add fluid/bleed. +thats true. which do you want it to be anyway,what the fuck +It's 2015. Why can we still not view GIF's in the stock photos app?,Lol at the year. +Rivers threw 4 TD passes yet PFF still graded his game as poor,Fukm +What's an indescribable feeling you would have to experience to understand it?,Cumming. +Repost from r/dankmemes.........,Dankness and notinterestingness are not mutually exclusive +I love Eleague and all... But this crowd is obnoxious as fuck. Like remove the crowd mic? Maybe lower the volume of it? Something please...,ah wouldnt be a season of eleague without the same salty cucks posting about how upset over a crowd. +You can't make jokes if Americans die. Only other people.,When you don't put +"Yeah. OP, tell your principal that Reddit wants to talk.",Ama request : OP's principal! +Footballs everywhere collectively sigh in relief.,that sigh is the air leaving the ball again +However Luhnow gave Altuve an extension and called up Springer! Luhnow the mighty wizard,"I'm not knocking him, just merely pointing out they were already here when he took the job." +1. Pac 2. Pac 3. Pac 4. Soulja Boy 5. Vic Mensa,this but unironically +"Yea nah. It's called respect, you shouldn't speak like an Irish whore in front of your mom.",If u make more money than your parents (presumably) doing something and have a persona then u bet your ass she would let him act like that +Help make the USS The Deplorables a reality!,Tfw you know there shall be a USS Donald J. Trump. +"GAME THREAD: Golden State Warriors (0-1) @ New Orleans Pelicans (0-1) - Oct 28, 2016 The Golden State Warriors would love a big road victory after being embarrassed opening night by the San Antonio Spurs. The Golden State Warriors are averaging 100 points on 47.1 percent shooting and allowing 129 points on 48 percent shooting. Kevin Durant is averaging 27 points and 10 rebounds while Stephen Curry is averaging 26 points and four assists. Draymond Green is the third double-digit scorer and Klay Thompson is dishing two assists. The Golden State Warriors are shooting 21.2 percent from beyond the arc and 72.2 percent from the free throw line. The Golden State Warriors are allowing 50 percent shooting from deep and are grabbing 35 rebounds per game. The Golden State Warriors have not started 0-2 since the 2009-10 NBA season.",I love Curry and all but why the fuck does the commentator orgasm every time he makes a shot? +"I almost forgot about Dade, no one has news of him.. I wish he comeback to LCK and get a decent lvl again","Yeah :/ If he tried it could be possible to get back to his 2014 dominance with the right coaches, plus this is the assasin season right?" +E,L +"No, I a 12 year old girl once killed three with my bare hands.",You dropped your +"This is a known issue on mid-2012 MacBook Pro, and any Apple Store or authorized provider should do it free of charge. Source: I work at an authorized apple service provider.","lol they mustve forgot to mention that to me, cuz i shelled out $180." +What a great ally.,They have such respect for women's rights. +"Shit, just realized this is cultural appropriation! We're not allowed to like food from other cultures, back to hamburgers for us! This goes double if you're a white male!",You can't have that unless you are an ethnic German. +PSA: Bayonet charge sentry units for an easy 1 shot takedown,"also, use gas grenade on sentry but not on the flamethrower" +In the end we aren't any different from most of Europe complaining about Russia. We cry that we are scared of Russian aggression. But are we scared enough to meet our NATO commitments? No.,"You just want the US to fight Russia for you, and then you'll point fingers and tut tut about the world police Liberate the Russian Artic from warmongering Canadians lol" +"ITT: Ladies being all pervy. Keep it up, girls. Let's show the guys they aren't the ones that can think dirty thoughts!",It's almost like we're all human or something! +What systems do you play on?,And have you played Heavy Rain or Beyond 2 Souls? +"I'm not mad, just disappointment. gg Optic","Yeah, you're a disappointment." +"apex, nbk, shox, kennys, kennys?","mistake was made.. , fixed" +"Currently eating a block of cheese, what's your go to snack?","Hummus and chips of any kind, I like that creaminess in combination with the crunch." +Just your average day on the subreddit,should've had a brazzers tab +"Friday night in Manchester - anyone up for Satan's Hollow? I'm a UoM alumn back in town for the night, looking to hit up an old time favourite - Satan's Hollow. I'd rather not go alone, anyone want to tag along? 26, female, from London in Manchester on business.","A bunch of us (who all met through here and the manchester subreddit facebook group) often go, though there's no specific plans for tonight." +"And sadly, the general chat in Asia servers only yields Korean gibberish. Type English? Lucky if you're not instantly bashed.",that's crazy I would expect the people in asia to speak english since that is their primary language. +My cat isnt working right,Would be so funny if people came two-toned like that +Big Bad's after Thanos I wasn't a comic reader so I'm not sure of many who are stronger than Thanos All I can think of would be Galactus Who do you think they'll do or could do as a next Big Bad successor to Thanos? I swear if you say Squirrel Girl...,Mephisto +"Suns' Watson: Be careful with marijuana rhetoric. I think our rhetoric on it has to be very careful because you have a lot of kids where I'm from that's reading this, and they think that marijuana use is cool. It is not.",Maybe they should stop smoking cigars and popping bottles after the championship too.. +"After that Crosby snipe yesterday AM, I had to give it a try. Success!",Thats mine give it here +What are your views on transgender people and the LGBTQA+ community? Just curious to see the different view points. Thanks!,To see various viewpoints I'd also recommend using the search engine as their are a plethora of threads dealing with these discussions. +The key that opens the door is called the mystery key. You get it in blighttown. The master key opens it as well.,Ah yup whoops +That's a red?,yes its 100% red +$100 PayPal or Venmo $100 Amazon GC Potentially looking for a trader who can sell to me on the regular.,"Hey, if it falls through I have $150 worth of amazon cards, ive gotta fill something out to sell $100 gc though first" +"Yep! Knock the Bucs out the playoffs one week, then knock the Falcons out of a first round bye the next. Would be a great finish to a lackluster season.",And even better if they would get eliminated from the playoffs in the wildcard round... please let it happen! +I have a PAN card. I am pretty sure it can't track my location like Aadhar can.,my my they have Namo^TM chips in aadhar i didn't know that +"Mondoweiss is not a legitimate news source, it is an anti Zionist blog.",Lol Anti zionism +"Minions. Yeah, I know all the soccer moms and grandmas on your facebook page use them to write stupid things. Yes, I know they make annoying noises. Yes, children are obsessed with them. You could say the exact same thing about anything Disney. Or anything Nintendo. Me, I love those movies and I think the Minions are the second best part (the first best being Gru.)",Yeah minions are fine in the first two movies but else where +I love there is no actual glock,"Bottom-left, no?" +"When everyone is starving, everyone is equal.","Now you understand glorious plan, comrade!" +Unnamed college professor has gone over the edge after Trumps election.,Somebody didn't get their cup of spirit soup today. +Santa doesn't have to check his list twice for Hillary -(EarlofTaint),Then she starts coffin +Shield of Regrowth is there for the changing! It's never been useful its entire life time in the game. Make it Lotus Crown Physical V2.0!,NO. +"Not a roast, 0-7 is a fact.",B-b-b-b-but he's the roast god. +Mango: The Glaive God // Vainglory World Championship Highlights,"More like afterburn with a coordinated team is op, but yeah he's pretty good I guess." +Is this the first time all our new signings are in the starting line up?,City match perhaps. +"I mean just running the same strike over and over, I think I'm just going to load up the playlist and go for it",Wait.. you're not getting the Omnigul strike and then killing her over and over in it without finishing the mission? +IPhone se chipgate? Sooooo I just thought about it. The iPhone se has the A9 chip right? So does it have the chipgate issue like the iPhone 6s?,"My SE has the TSMC chip but im sure both chips are nearly identical in performance, especially since the SE pushes less pixels than the 6S" +"They work by injecting that males normally release during puberty, which increases acne, body hair and your more likely to have a tumor because of the sudden increase. But hey your dick will be 4 inches longer",So what you're telling me is that my dick will be 4 inches longer? +clicked.,I wonder what his age demographic is.. +"Noob, hero and creation",Why is this NSFW even? +So you're saying SNL has no bias?,Don't you know trying to be funny excuses you from everything. +"Did you even read what you linked to? * A disease is a particular **abnormal condition**, a **disorder of a structure or function**, that affects part or all of an organism. * In humans, disease is often used more broadly to refer to any condition that causes pain, **dysfunction**, distress, social problems, or death to the person afflicted, or similar problems for those in contact with the person. * It may be caused by external factors such as pathogens, or it may be caused by **internal dysfunctions**. * In this broader sense, it sometimes includes injuries, **disabilities**, disorders, syndromes, infections, isolated symptoms, deviant behaviors, and **atypical variations of structure and function**, while in other contexts and for other purposes these may be considered distinguishable categories. * Diseases can affect people not only physically, but also emotionally, as contracting and living with a disease can alter the affected person's perspective on life. * There are four main types of disease: infectious diseases, **deficiency diseases**, **genetic diseases** (both hereditary and non-hereditary), and **physiological diseases**.","So, what exactly is abnormal about it?" +In High Hrothgar there's actually only 3400 steps not 7000.,And each of the 3400 steps is really just an NPC wearing a step as a hat. +"Random phillies games. I went to college relatively nearby so we would go (despite not liking the phillies) when tickets were cheap and they had a decent promotion going on or if a team we liked was in town. Every game I would encounter at least one Phillies fan whose behavior was just flat out unacceptable. One game was a guy who tried to punch me for not letting him cut me in line in the bathroom. Another spit beer at me when I told my friend sitting next to me that Utley is a bum. Another actually pushed me for taking a picture of two friends in front of the bullpen. Phillies fans are just awful. Never had an issue with fans in any other ballpark, even if I'm wearing opposing team garb.",but philadelphia totally doesnt deserve their reputation +Dad got angry and took the hammer to my gaming rig,Maybe the ram still works +"Well... he calls him Deputy Stagg and this is clearly an English parliament, so... no...",It's the Irish parliament. +when your out of ideas for names,"Now I just gotta build up my crew, last one's gonna be named IfTheyDontDanceWellThereNoFriendsOfMine." +"Cube and peel a potato. Dice 1/4 of a red onion. Put some Olive oil in a frying pan. Dump cubes and onion in pan and brown. Add salt, pepper and garlic to taste. I guess you'd call them country style hashbowns.",Home fries! +"Wentz has a better completion percentage, passer rating, more TDs, and more attempts 20+ yards down the field than Dak",I think it was a joke. +Derby Stallion series being considered for Switch,I'm having Vinesauce flashbacks +What was your Holy Shit! We're living in the future moment?,Uber. +What do you think was that thing in the BB minigame after all? A tree?,"It's an evil alien life form, the villain behind the entire story of FNaF." +Now people are gonna call me crazy again because I'm agreeing with Sarah Palin. This is a just a ridicilous deal! What happened to the free market?,It was a yuge failure and funded the Chinese middle class! +Behind the stage,This looks like the Opera House from BSG +"It's simple, in one you are leaving an area, in the other you enter an area",I think OP meant that most exits are entrances and vice versa therefore the different names are redundant but ya your right +"Its not the fart that kills you, its the smell.",Thanks for this super-meaningful contribution. +"You're fat, but not ugly",semantics +Smite tactics alpha code offer i got into the smite tactics alpha and got a extra code offer me what your willing to trade for it,"Hi, i can give a Alienware ra code for a Smite Tactics Alpha code :)" +How to get skinny?,r/loseit read the sidebar +"I JUST WANT SOME FUCKING ZAMORAK ARROWS FOR MY IRONMAN AND ON MY 11TH HARD CLUE SCROLL EVER I GET A SACK OF EFFIGIES DROP WITH A 1/46,080 CHANCE FUCK YOU JAGEX",oh wow you are so unlucky +"Humans of Reddit, what signs should an animal pick up on that you like them?",I am their food source and I throw around things they like to chase +"For Those Curious About Who Evermore is, There is a Fragmovie of Him on Youtube","lmao I can't even watch this, the editing is horrible." +I wish we would throw to our #1 WR in the redzone.,"Thats too predictable, and this offense is not known for being predictable!" +Has he ever said he didn't like anything related to Star Wars? And what did he say about the last Star Wars movie?,"He hates the Christmas special, going as far as to say that of he had the time he would track down every single copy of it and destroy them" +Negative.,"Yeah, there's Indio and Blythe too!" +For some reason this old video of Phil's popped up in the recommended videos... cringe warning!,Pouring beans on eggs is a legitimate meal. +Witcher 3,Yeah cause that game was made in a low budget +That would require a sense of ethics and some remnant of a conscience.,This is obviously a false flag to shame them into silence. +Prayer saved the house from burning down,Too bad God decided that this dude's house was worth more than the lives of the people who couldn't escape the fire. +man the hero is so gonna get nerfed again...,Ranged Slark with a 4 second lifesaving/deletion ability seems good ^^^^kappa +That's not what Trump said. He said they let you. If he said what you said then I'd agree. However saying women let you is the same as saying she lets me squeeze her butt in public. He is talking explicitly about consent so why are you trying to make it sound like he is talking about non-consenting women? Why the dishonest spin?,"He thinks they let him, in reality they are afraid of him." +"To everyone saying we need to heal the wounds of the election campaign: if Trump hadn't run, this would be the most dull, uneventful presidential election in history The only person creating divisions was Trump.",excuse me this is why Trump won okay +Something fishy about Elsie chocking,Elsie death loop confirmed +... Hang your head in shame...,"But, why?" +"Your comments about coverage, customer service, etc. aren't an issue, a casual look through the sub shows we don't have an issue with critical discussion here. Constantly going off topic, cross posting in unrelated threads and generally ranting about your G3 not getting any more updates are the issue.",BUT MY G3 DIDNT GET UPDATES! +Big Brother Over the Top - Post-Season Discussion - December 02 2016 It's over! It's finally over! **Morgan Willet** won over Jason Roy. Kryssie Ridolfi was evicted in third place. Let's talk about BBOTT.,Morgan and Shelby's friendship is superficial Yep nailed that one +What would be the best name for an extra-strength laxative?,Schloops. +Billy Joe Saunders vs Artur Akavov HD (no audio),Fatster McFattyston sitting the in the front row. +"FFS, it's a slide show for a funeral. If you know Powerpoint and you don't have any experience with anything else, it is a pretty easy way to convert a set of still images to a video.",.-. +I don't see how me preloading is much different than if I watch netflix all day.,"But that's just it, you can't watch it all day because you're connection isn't fast enough." +"Push left on the D-Pad, side menu moves in from left edge of screen, scroll to the bottom, look for the rewind, play/pause, stop, fast forward icons, next to that is a full screen icon, push that and it will take you back to the video.",You can also keep pressing back till you reach the home screen and it will be playing in the background and hit back again and it will remove the front screen to bring the movie back. +The Last of Us 2 though,"yeah, like the uncharted sequels changed gameplay at all" +Am I the only one that thinks that dude is almost definitely mentally ill?,"No, it's clearly because he's a n*gger!" +I genuinely enjoyed A Troll in Central Park.,How? +You're missing the point entirely man,yeah he's missing the point about how white people face just as much discrimination as minorities do. +"Competitive game glitch leading to suspension. I joined a competitive game and when I got in I could only see zarya as if she were on the title screen, only there were no buttons and the countdown was going. I could still voice chat with my team and see them in the background moving around. I tried pressing every button, couldn't even see the escape menu. Guy on my team suggested I alt+f4 and try to join back in, but when I did I was suspended. The whole closing and re-opening process took about 15 seconds.",It sounds like you should've pressed alt+z (this enables/disables the HUD). +What have other Sport subs done that seems to work really well with regard to them?,"Shit posts all day, every day in r/cricket, but we are quite proud of that." +It is actually because people realise that it will have minimal to no impact or negatively impact innocent people. So bitching about it on Reddit is pointless. Inb4 i am a closet cheater.,Why else would you be against intrusive anticheats/IP bans/HWID bans? +"I live about 5 minutes away from the mall of america near portland & 494, and I work in Roseville near 35W and between county roads D and C, if either of those are convenient for you.","That's a bit farther than I would like to drive, thanks though!" +me irl,Only real rappers know Biggie Cheese +That's not a trumpet it's a saxophone have you people even studied your lazy town history books?,OP saying that killed a little bit of me inside +WHO TO PICK FROM HISTORIC DOM?,Jerry Lucas +"What's something that used to be good, but got ruined?",The human race and Earth in general +I actually found Space Jam on VCR at the op shop around the corner for 3 dollarydoo's yesterday. Don't have a VCR though R.I.P.,You found it on VHS not VCR. +I be sorry lad but I gots to tell me first mate this joke.,"You're not a pirate, just a damn Aussie" +Mickey Rourke is not a fucking communist in his support for Putin lol.,Putin's Russian so he must be a communist +About the best play ever by Androxus,"He baited Ruckus ulti, pretty good play" +Unable to redeem 12 month subscription code,Just slide your code over here I'll try it for you +"December 05, 2016 - December 12, 2016 Weekly Friend Request Megathread #Welcome! Keep all friend requests in here. *** **Please copy/paste this template to encourage visibility:** - **ID:** - **P-lvl:** - **Notable Captain(s):** - **Looking for:** *** #**NOTICE** To the rest of the community, please politely redirect users who make new threads to post their ID's here instead. Moderators will be removing individual threads. Thank you!","- **ID:** 942 025 375 - **P-lvl:** 297 - **Notable Captain(s):** SW Ace(4Max), 6\*Lucci(3Max, no CC), Fujitora(max CD), 6\*Doffy(3Max, SP:5), 6\*Borsalino, 6\*Law(3Max), IntHawk(max CD), Rayleigh, WB, SW Shanks, 6\*Aokiji, Corazon, 6\*Marco, Bartolomeo, Sabo, 6\*Blackbeard, 6\* Jimbe(max CD), Cavendish - **Looking for:** Fujitora, Lucci, Borsalino, Law, Blackbeard" +5200? 20% of all employees at the Pentagon have viewed / purchased child porn? I have trouble believing this.,My #pizzagate PTSD is kicking in. +Just girly things,I'm uncomfortable... +Mitchell's explosives in Counterfeit are apparently pretty stealthy. Nobody cares if the pool gets blown up.,"'stealth' but seriously, i think the pool is full of sound resistant water" +Where's the part of france that has the nicest people and where I can practice my french?,Quebec +Assange internet cut off,"Damn, did Bill Gates actually shut it down?" +That is why anyone born between 1987 and 1991 will watch. No different from when Transformers was released and those born between 1980 and 1985 freaked out. and in about 10 years people born between 1995-2000 will flip out when they come out with a gritty film adaptation of Ed Edd n Eddy or some shit.,I don't know anyone born between 87 and 91 who wants to see it though. +Gunman apprehended outsite Comet Ping Pong in Washington D.C.,Bannon and his accolates should be so proud. +"Title is wrong. Read the article it says 2018, as speculated","BBC's finest reporting once again, article was 2017 when posted" +I grew up in the US and I'm half filipino but I don't look filipino at all so in some conversations they might speak more freely not thinking there's anyone around to offend. I've heard enough uncensored conversations about filipinos to know what most americans really think. Ladyboys. Mexicans of Asia. Those people that answer your customer service calls. Brand name whores. I mean really at the bottom line what do Filipino's bring to the table that your average American would know about? Customer service rep and that's about it. So yeah they're not going to think too highly or much about us at all.,i know the bar isn't really that high but do we really have to add bunch of idiots who voted a mass murdering maniac to the list? +In the UK I sometimes saw a frozen pizza brand that offered American-style pizza - so a pizza base with hot dog slices...,That sounds horrific. +"Is that a compliment, or are you calling him out for cheating? I can't tell",If you often practice on 128 tick dm servers it's really not that hard to get such headshots. +Yet it was important to release emails about ordering pizza.,Because pizza causes all the scandals. +The last thing you searched for on Google will kill you. How will you die?,I'm gonna be beat to death by Kip Addotta +"If we all lived at the same population density as the people do in New York City, every single human on the planet would fit in the state of Texas.",Have everyone stand shoulder-to-shoulder and they can fit in L.A. +"There a few exceptions. You can surf/fish in the cities with small ponds/pools and you usually find something. Then there are small patches of grass in places like pewter city. So it's not unheard of, but it should be more like the game and not as unbalanced as it is.","Yeah, but a patch of grass would not pay you a sponsored pokestop." +My favorite part is how it only distorts that one thing in the picture and nothing else.,That's how you know it's a top notch lens! +"Hell I'm pretty sure I'm solidly obese by BMI standards and I've gone from not being able to do a mile, to having a 30 minute 5k and finishing a half marathon in 2 years.","Finishing a half marathon in 2 years isn't that good a time, buddy." +A harsh truth about fake news: Some people are super gullible,Gee ya think? +"Houston, Tranquility Base here. The Eagle has landed. Just those words have to send chills down your spine. 2 men, landing down, almost a quarter of a million miles away from earth, not knowing if they would even be able to return.",I didn't realize Hollywood was so far from Cape Canaveral. +#FUCKING GUY ADDED 1 TRILLION TO OUR NATIONAL DEBT FOR EVERY YEAR HE WAS IN OFFICE.,RACIST! +Tor blocked in Turkey as government cracks down on VPN use,Can't wait for Elon Musk to cover the world with internet from space +"There is, just delete your browsing cookies.",Your logic is not welcome here. +"Yes, but on the last day: WHOOPS, WE FOUND 30K VOTES FOR HILLARY. ISN'T THAT FUNNY?",That was in Illinois. +"He literally couldn't, by his own admission. As for anyone else, yeah I'd love to see them connect neurosurgery to urban development.","Well Carson is black so, he's got that going for him?" +One word. Money.,"yes, particularly the fear of less money if they don't bow to the coal god." +"On the FNaF 2 location, Fredbear and the Shadow Animatronics",I wish I could discuss like this. +Fixed Ennard,Why does he have eyelashes? +"I have a video on four bar linkages, and I was getting really excited because it was getting a lot of attention. Then I thought about it and I was like, Oh yeah! Finals. I mean when else would someone watch a 45 minute lecture on vector loop method.",Ah yes... four bar linkages... #GREAT MEMORIES. +"Why is Scott Releasing the Game So Early? The game on Steam is supposed to release at around 12 PM CST, which most people who have school or are doing something until afternoon won't be able to play the game around then. Theres a majority of people who are doing these things, and my question is, why is Scott releasing the game early?",It will release at 9pm for me lol. +Okay,Thanks. +Made a poster from scenes in the trailer,Wow this is amazing +"I have 3 exams, 3 more final exams, and a paper due by the 9th. I work today through the 7th 2-9pm each day then have my girlfriends birthday on the 8th. Rip this semester :(",RIP In Peace Scopics But in all honestly I wish you the best of luck +"I bought them in the last drop. Happy with them for the money. My other headphones are Grado 60i. These are better, imo. Better bass, better fit. I'm slightly worried about the build quality given Hifiman's rep.","whoaaa, something had a better low end than a pair of Grados?" +The priorities of latter-day Jesus I read in the paper this morning how homeless people in Salt Lake are on the rise and SLC isn't going to add shelter space. I guess the latter-day Jesus is more willing to pitch in 5 billion $ to accommodate shoppers in his chosen city of Salt Lake than he is to accommodate those out in the cold.,"Well, if you just give them a place to stay, more of them will come, doncha know" +"General Authority? What the fuck does General Authority even mean? Who coined this term? Obviously it came along after Super Joe, but even as a member I didn't know what it meant. I hadn't even heard the term until I went in the MTC and everyone was excited about General Authority Dick Scott.","It's the same as in the primitive church, doncha know!" +"It was me, the author of all of your pain.","To me, Arnold has been dead for centuries." +It is legal. You cannot marry til age 18 you can have consentual sex though with 16 the latter I haven't done and I do not plan to.,Oh then in that case you are good. +Cake my cousin made for her son!,I see Black Widow got left out yet again. +He was touted as an expert on security when it comes to voter fraud this last election cycle. Doing rounds on various talk shows. It's really quite absurd.,can't hack a cd +My friends just returned from London. Shocked. Hadn't been in 20 years. Said London is gone - all Islamic.,Kebab and falafel places are truly the sign of a fallen London. +"This is in the UK or EU... If there are mods that are undeclared (yes, they can find out if a car has been remapped) then they can terminate the policy, jack up the premiums, or not pay out on a claim.","But there is pretty much no way they will ever find out, especially when you only have basic coverage." +Best gun to use as a noob? So far I can aim with the p2 and a bit with the ak but not really sure what to use.,make a shit load of p250s. +was just confirmed that it doesn't work past 0%. so there's that theory out the window.,"Yah i take back all i say, jagex once again pro at balancing content" +No reply...hmmm. Do we need pitchforks?,u/pitchforkemporium where are you? +Boeing responds to Trump: Air Force One deal is for $170M,People were booing Trump so now he takes revenge on Boeing +I started watching it around 2000. First shows I watched were Gundam Wing and DBZ. Started watching fansubs about five years later with Naruto and One Piece.,I loved Gundam wing back then and wanted to name my future pets Trowa. +Spellcasters always need frontliners.,Why can't these frontline people also do things more interesting than I attack? +I looked that scene up and still couldn't tell you what his current mood is,You have to be intelligent to understand what his current mood is. +"Yeah, but I do it because they got the facts wrong! I always know the right facts...",You forgot the +And he lit a match in a cave without oxygen,Temporal displacement +Neither,That is not the question its of the two and nothing else. +Never saw anyone so proud of having accomplished so little.,You? +Clan points checks out,What farming comp do you use? +I just faced a level 13 Royale Giant.,Seriously STFU The overleveling game problem exists- creating posts on it does NOTHING so just stop No one wants to hear you and your woes of facing a level 13 Royal giant +"The mods aren't your parents, if you want something done better do it yourself","Sure, I'll go ahead and make an entirely new subreddit for libertarians and make my own stylesheet, and gain a million followers." +Cut Ben Carson some slack. Everyone was inexperienced at their jobs in the beginning. I'm sure he will do well as HUD secretary.,missing the +Fucking kids lol. When I think old school it's gotta be at least 20 years or older. Looks like it was taken around 04.,Remember WAY back durin the Summer of Punk..DEMS THE GOOD OL DAYS +Right-wing people are most likely to be 'satisfied' with their sex lives,Ooh la la +"Stay woke, fam, you just salty. Those words lit af.","Hey if you aren't a proud PoC, you are appropriating AAVE, so you can step the fuck off." +I know a guy that has worked at a certain factory for like 20 yeats. Has a wife. Three kids. Sounds gay as a San Francisco.,He's actually just *really* good at hiding it +The most beautiful thing I've seen..and I'm not talking about the girl.,"Obviously not, you can't even fucking see her" +If you don't know that already but still playing dota. You should jump from nearest rooftop.,"If you play dota and you're not already 10k but still playing dota, you should jump from the nearest rooftop" +But the feature king? across all of hip hop? haaaaaa,"He featured on Speedin Bullet 2 Heaven, that album is considered classic" +USC stabbing kills psychology professor; student arrested,Another sad story of gun violence +The warrior he was against doesn't look like a pirate warrior.,"All the pirates are in his deck, duh." +Yeah maybe it transitions into the next album? like stn man to kauai and what if that's where all the rapping is holy shit,AML confirmed prequel to Set You Free EP +"Damn, she played the potty card. You can't really trump that one",Wow she even tried bringing politics into it +Not like they'll see this anyway,They see everything. +Bill Mitchell: How the hell does Hillary win 90% of found absentee ballots in a state she lost 48/47? This stinks to high heaven.,Everybody knows that military members overseas vote overwhelmingly Democrat. +"Renault will have a significant power upgrade (engine & fuel) at Singapore worth at least 0,2s.",I thought that Renault won't upgrade their engine. +Nothing impresses a woman more than a pocket full of wings,"And flowers, great body, nice hair, good clothes, and a car." +"That they actually influenced the voting machines, no. What we do have evidence is that their hacking did influence people's views by exposing the dirty laundry of Hillary and the Democratic Party while leaving Trump and the Republicans alone. That, combined with the ties to Russia that Trump has shown and from members of his cabinet, are worrying.","Yes, I mean do we have evidence that they were they people who leaked the emails?" +Why do people apologize. Honestly.,Oh sorry about that. +"Exactly. But in this guy's logic, a person cant have more than one outragous story or else they are lying and bullshiting",dude everyone says that to me on r/Rantsfromretail about my job because god forbid I have at least one rude customer every time I work or bad experience with a coworker I dislike +Been trolling smash players for a while and this one is the most dumbass one,You're a hero +Security tackled better than the Jets did,Plot twist: The security guard is Lawrence Taylor. +Yeah I believe you'd get your ass kicked for standing on someone's hood. Least you would where I'm from,Where I am from you'd have an assault and battery added to stopping in an intersection charge. +"Are you me? This is what I do every morning. That Seattle rain, man.",I'm the Pittsburgh Rain version of you +I might aswell stop taking freekicks after this,If only your opponent knew how to defend properly +Kinda like the man who desegregated a Florida country club in the 80s also got called a racist and suddenly everyone just knows he's racist.,Maybe we should elect that person instead of the racist Drumpf +No I wouldn't buy them because they're ugly and impractical,Found the virgin +HOLY SHIT That was incredib. Why did Matt go after Michael and not Simon? Lmao what a wimp.,Maybe he wanted to fight someone his own age. +"Seriously, this guys' mother sounds lazy and careless esp as a therapist... no offense, but I'd drop her based on that truth xD",You dropped your +It would be amazing to see a modern day version. Do it Porsche.,"Can't do popup lights anymore, and the 991 headlights are about as flat as you could get them without a popup." +"GUYS, NEWS JUST CAME THAT THE ODDS OF HILLARY OF WINNING THE RECOUNT JUST INCREASED 100 TIMES. NOT A DRILL. WE NEED PEOPLE ON THIS ASAP. INFO INSIDE. 0 x 100 = 0",how the fuck do i downvote this (lol) +"Did anyone find the Gravetender's Greatwolf fight unsatisfying? Usually defeating a Dark Souls boss for me means learning its moves, when I have leeway to heal/attack/recover stamina; its attack hitboxes and frames during which I can judge (well, approximates, anyway). However, winning this fight just felt like RNG to me - the gravetender himself was a joke but the wolf was a challange in the sense that my attempts trying to dodge its attacks were super inconsistent, so it just became a frantic DPS race.","No, I found the Gravetender fight to be extremely well thought-out and satisfying, one of the best fights in gaming history hands DOWN." +Heart of Kiran,This may make r/w vehicles really good. +Testing.,? +Vin Diesel Says Rocket And Groot Movie A Possibility After Infinity War,Does this mean we're getting the Spider-Man: Homecoming trailer this week? +"I'm sorry, you're friend is an asshole. His experience with pre-marital sex is extremely trivial compared to the trauma of being trans. In fact, I'm not even sure why he compared the two, it's apples and oranges.","After all, it's all sin, right?" +Giant meteorite 2016?,Cat in the Hat +Thats certainly a sentence I didn't think I'd be reading today,You underestimated how much of a fucking nerd you are. +"Why aren't any Donald posts remotely close to the front page? Seriously this sub has been nerfed in an incredibly unjust way. I see a 4k post 4 hours old and its top 15 on the front page. I scroll, and scroll, and scroll, and SOMETIMES we a T_D post. I understand admins wanted less spam or whatever they call it... But it's extremely biased to suppress opinions going against admins narratives (used to be frowned upon by the left, but now, I don't even know). I want to leave reddit now honestly. The front page is garbage about shit I don't like or clickbait. What happened to this site? (I don't mind both side politics, just more fair politics). I shouldn't have to filter out the new garbage reaching the top, namely gaming subs I don't give a shit about",Censoring. +Show me a song where he actually raps and doesn't just repeat the same stupid phrases like fuck up some commas.,"Codiene crazy, 56 nights" +team killing. im so frustrated with it this is 3 games in a row i was teamkilled not kidding i finally killed the guy that came after me and now im pink.,Smell like bullshit to me. +Sick Gaming/Chill 30 Minute Mix I UPLOAD EVERY DAY,Already blocked on copyright grounds in the US. +"I'm glad I skipped the sub, some of the theory crafting subs for current running shows are really difficult. I already get angry at the Tyrion theories.",you saying you don't like the time traveling fetus? +battlegrounds unplayable at horde side 15 mins queue played 3 games and lost all...wasted 2 hours sigh...,Thats because they are all to busy doing world pvp outside kara +These shoes are underrated although I have a hard time trying to fit them into an outfit.,"Yup, I like em but I don't get to wear em often." +When did i say i was an avid reader of cnn or appreciated their journalism. Aside from a few good apples like Jake Tapper and Anderson Cooper they are a terrible news provider. Your post is irrelevant.,But... But... But...Clinton News Network... +I was expecting half reps. Pleasantly suprised.,"Wasnt ATG, he was doing half reps." +The whole thing STARTED as a partisan ploy to hurt democrats. That's all it ever was and ever will be. The real conspiracy is that this garbage helped get a man elected to the White House who is turning over all commerce to Goldman Sachs which is what they want. They wanted trump in because he agreed to appoint the bankers to cabinet positions. And the right and the conspiracy folks bit it hook line and sinker. Good job guys. Chase pedophiles down rabbit holes while the elites gain more control over the banking system. Awesome,If Hillary won the bankers would a been kicked out +Ezekiel Elliott OSU highlight tape.. 10 minutes of Zeke eating defenses over his last two years at Ohio State. For if you're bored or never saw much of him in college.,Anybody can do that behind that offensive line +"Well, the only issue I see there is... How to restore your game ? I mean, I started to play a while ago and it is on my Bluestacks emulator. Since I can't access it there, it wouldn't bother me to change emulator, but I want to get back to where I left.","You can send an inquiry to ekkor about restoring your account, but as far as I've read they only do that once, Not sure if its true on that last part though." +Suddenly hate against TyT! Hi fake account operator!,"That's right, everyone who disagrees with you is a shell account." +U is for you and me,N is for no survivors! +GTA Online - Import/Export Trailer | PS4,First update for GTA that's actually like Grand Theft Auto +Klay Thompson 60 Points vs Indiana Pacers- Full Highlights (12/5/16),pff thats all? +"Of them, Mal'Ganis is the only one so far who has been made into a Hearthstone card, so he might be more recognizable to some players than Varimathras.","Although I kinda think it would be a shame if such a decision on which of their historic characters to bring to the nexus, would make a lot of business sense for Blizzard to do this." +"How could Scott Screw/Fix/Explain the lore even more? At this point, we all know FNAF 6(Or 5 if you think sl doesn't add up to the numbers) is gonna come out, and with that, Scott has one last opportunity to either make the lore clear, or retcon so much that it makes sense but kinda doesn't and theory war III will happen. Now, let's throw in some examples that Scott could throw at the next game to make us reconsider ~~our life choices~~ the lore. oPhone dude is relevant and part of afton's family oPhone guy is phone dude's brother who got bit as a child oNot one, or two, but THREE different bites happen across the series",Make MatPat the real murderer and the Marionette was Dawko all along +"I've known Shuhei for a long time and never found him to be anything but trustworthy. I also understand making mistakes you don't really know how to explain - in the heat of the moment you're just worried about finding the best line and sometimes you miss very obvious things, since your brain is just so happy it found the proper line that you don't realize you can't actually do it. Take from that what you will",Don't worry guys a pro vouched for him. +"yeah, people doing banned things, unheard of",Gun-Free Zones are an overwhelming success. +"People who are for assault weapons bans, why?",They are scary looking +"On our first date, he ate a whole stake with his hands in a public restaurant. That's the main there wasn't a second date",WHO HURT YOU +One of these is not like the others.,"Yeah man, my belly button doesn't even sweay" +"How could you reject the ultimate love-hate-relationship with Nep x Arfoire? Im devastated. But it's interesting to see, that almost only Neptunia-characters made it into the bracket.",Because I see Arfoire as Neptune's evil mom +And then there's pronax bottom fragging,but... but his godly strats +"Thoughts on the Great Mace? In terms of viability in PvP, PvE or anything. Personally, I think it's actually pretty fun to use.","Such a sexy weapon, I just wish the moveset and damage output matched" +"Actually, if he ran on a campaign of, I'm going to take office on January 20th, walk in, close the door, and not come back out for 4 years, I think I'd be more likely to vote for him.",Now that's a campaign promise I could get behind! +"I'm sorry, but that is a hugely inaccurate, almost movie version depiction of both of those agencies. The FBI is responsible with dealing with *domestic* threats, which can range from blue collar crimes like health care fraud and tax evasion, all the way to preventing, investigating, and stopping native terrorist cells and threats. The CIA is responsible for dealing with *foreign* threats that take place abroad. The agency is divided into five departments: Digital Innovation, Analysis, Science and Technology, Support, and Operations. In Operations is where they also have their Clandestine Units, which basically means the work thats classified and the public never hears about, so i.e. what every movie where the CIA is a key player is about. But again, the spy stuff takes place in one of 5 departments, which isn't comprised of just clandestine work. So no, the FBI aren't the trust worthy truth tellers, and CIA aren't a bunch of spies that you can never trust because of some hidden agenda. They are two intelligence agencies who may have their own politicized agendas that sway with the political climate, but in the end they are responsible for protecting us from all threats, domestic and abroad.",which division of the CIA has the proof of Russian hacking and has come forward and made a public statement laying out that proof? +"US has been trying to kill him off for decades. Trump is elected, and he dies soon thereafter. I'm not a bigly trump fan, but I do find it hilarious.",It's because he knows the US is in good hands..... +"A gun killed me, it's OP I think the devotion is boring. Weapon is fine.","So is the one smg I keep getting killed in 2 hits by, clearly." +"Opponents of Gay Marriage, why do you oppose it?",Because it's icky. +Having a lot of experience in the IT industry I can tell you that a master's (and even a bachelor) degree is a waste of time and money. Demonstrate self taught mastery of your chosen specialisation to get the good jobs.,Consultant? +"Same happened wirh Thanatos. He was shit before, people played him because of T5, no buffs, still shit. Same thing will happen to Anubis. Time is on your side :-)","Yeah but Thanatos can hit you for literally 99999 damage, clearly broken" +"PSA: Just Because the SmashBox Allows Players to Use More Fingers Doesn't Make It Unfair. I've seen far too much misinformation going around regarding this issue. Regardless of where you stand we need to get one thing clear. The GameCube controller is a traditional gamepad, controlled primarily with your thumbs and index finger. For most players, this means 4 fingers worth if input at any given time. Certain players utilize alternative grips on their controller, such as Claw Grip, which allow them to have 5 fingers of input. Those who are comfortable with this grip have more inputs at their disposal, yet the technique is not banned. The SmashBox is a GameCube controller spread out on a flat plane. This enables players to make full use of both of their hands, and conceivably all 10 fingers, which makes certain advanced techniques easier to perform, and there is no downside. Still, many traditionalists are afraid of digital inputs and I believe that is a misconception of the Smashbox. #The digital inputs of the Smashbox are 1 to 1 with what's available on an analog stick: Walking, running, and tilting, are all spread out in a series of buttons, allowing for more accuracy than a stick with a single thumb. There are no macros, only combinations of inputs. As Melee continues to grow in FGC fandom, forcing players to only use 4 fingers on a traditional pad will inhibit growth. Likewise, TOs should have direct access to Hitbox on the mechanics of a SmashBox, there will be no smoke and mirrors of What's inside that thing??. If we all take a deep breath and embrace the growth of the game, Melee will continue to evolve, and that's what we are all here for. (Note I have no horse in this race, I just want to see cool stuff on stream.)",I don't think it's even remotely about using more fingers as much as it is about making ATs infinitely easier and people thinking it would lead to buying/modding the best controllers instead of actually getting better +Dorial Green-Beckham pretended Kanye West was a charity to wear Yeezy cleats,Isn't Kanye's mere existence a charity to everyone? +Our Mexican Christmas tree..... well for 3 minutes. Wife's no fun.,She probably doesn't want all her presents stolen :) +"Even on this kind of giveaway, people still hesitate to upvote. 756 comments and only 184 post karma. Selfish, selfish people. My number is 940, thanks for doing this and hope you feel better soon!",I feel like you've cheated and entered 3 numbers though! +"Oh, we gonna Rock down to..",Take your damn up vote and get out of my sight +British politicians' power stances,Is this a JoJo reference? +Portland to vote on taxing companies if CEO earns 100 times more than staff,Portland to scare away big companies +UFC heavyweight Frank Mir doesn't take kindly to being humiliated on set,I would be shitting my pants if frank mir was coming at me like that. +FYI - apt-get install emacs with suggested is +10GB,Something funny one of my CS professors once told me: Emacs is an operating system with a decent text editor built in. +"Just out of curiosity, where did the words Podesta and Centipede come from?",John Podesta was Hillary's Campaign Manager +Same! I'm new to this whole gold-diggin',I've never gotten gold I wonder what it's like +Psst he meant Rantanen,I should've put an +"I love mount and blade! But i dont have pc anymore. Mine broke, Im workin on getting top of the range though, because my financial situation is improving.",M&B: Warbands is on consoles now. +dude take this down before the devs realize.. oh no it's too late :(,See the bug get fixed first before the traps +"Why is that not an okay deal breaker at that? Hell, I'd dump someone if I found out they had a huge hairy mole on their back as well. I'm petty like that. So what? It doesn't mean I'm going to treat them like shit, but I'm not going to date them. Dating someone is not required to see them as human. When it comes to sexuality, I'll discriminate. I always have, and always will. I won't date just anyone. These people come off as desperate. And that's just sad.",Is mah right to be granted pity dates! +"EVIL: Jihadi mum kisses tiny daughters, aged seven and nine, goodbye - then sends them off on suicide bomb mission #religionofpieces",Can we just crusade these backwards fuckers yet? +Olaf camped top *hard*.,"Pretty impressive that naut only went 2/4/3 while mid was feeding, then." +"Even these guys understand global warming. Get it together, america!",Cant hear you... We are too busy making it great again. +Have one I'd sell for $30 if you're interested. PM'd.,replied. +Some Men Have No Tact,A sexy reindeer? +Will this type of snowfall affect the LRT?,The Otrain isn't affected during snowfalls so I assume the LRT won't but I'm not an expert (not in the slightest) +"12/6/2016 Daily Insanity: The Chicago Tribune releases an article this morning about Boeing's concerns with Trump's coming economic policy. 30 min later he walks down to Trump Tower's lobby, goes in front of a camera and lies about the Air Force one contract, cratering their stock in retaliation.",I'm sure this will bring back jobs somehow. +"Oh yeah, you know us liberals just hate Christmas and puppies and sunshine and laughter and everything good in the world. We're basically just gaunt, hunched-over creatures who sit in the dark, rub our hands together, and conspire to take joy out of people's lives. And when someone opens the shades, we hiss because of the light.",literally the Grinch +The word I was thinking of was deplorable,"Careful, calling them deplorable is what makes them vote for Trump." +"Because Bush was President on 9/11, the Republican Party shall be the party of patriots forever. So sayeth the Republican Party, and its great prophets, Rush, Hannity, and O'Reilly.",Obama didn't keep us safe on 9/11. +"Is someone getting this error? Then, the game closing",the problem is that you try to do raid lvl 2 +"Probably because if you're concerned about out-of-control fast mana, Sol Ring & Mana Crypt are ahead on the list. (Also, many of us have never actually played against a Cradle, whereas every single EDH deck packs a Sol Ring.*) But I'd agree that Cradle is problematic for the same reason. Personally, I suspect that it should be banned for the same reason as [[Tolarian Academy]]. But I don't have enough firsthand experience with the card to argue that convincingly. ^(* Yes, reader, I know; you're running Animar and you don't run a Sol Ring. Good job.)",Um im playing animar and don't have a sol ring so your whole statement is flawed +Weekly maintenance,I bet those really long coils behind your mod get some insane flavor dude! +That rookie will prove his status with more angry Tweets.,He wouldn't have to tweet if China's media wasn't so biased +Flipping a screen this morning and found this.,All those 0.00005 seconds saved all add up! +Anyone else think Gavin sounded a little fake there?,Gavin is always a bit fake. +Destiny is calling me,That game sux tho +Dangerous water animals? Sorry if this is a really dumb question but I've always wondered how production makes sure there isn't a threatening animal in the water. Especially in Australia or Gabon with the crocodiles. Also sharks in the oceans.,Because obviously it's all done on a sound stage. +Do you really have to shit on other shows to love Westworld tho,"Well c'mon we gotta take sides in everything these days, don't you know the way of the world" +Come play neverwinter!,"If I didn't enjoy WOW, would I still like NW?" +"You can't silence the red, white, and BLUE",That's cause you ain't got a silencer +And?,And poor people deserved to be oppressed more +If you put a cut onion in your bedroom in the winter you won't catch the flu. I grew up with a sprouting onion on my shelf every winter.,Your room must have smelled nice. +you should level another class to 110 :D,"Got one 110 alt for one reason; herbing, and I don't even do that anymore lol." +"Pausing is a privilege not a right. GG 24 hour mute, and 5 more fucking low prio games for unpausing games. Its not my fault that everyone has shit PCs and need to pause like 10 times every fucking game.",Pls check your privilege you cis-white-male-slowshitstain-PCs before you queue a game. +Washington Post Just Blew The Lid On #PizzaGate Big League,I wonder why this guy doesn't have a real job anymore +Here's another 50k new jobs that CNN/MSNBC will say is bad for America. How can we keep winning like this?!,I didn't realize the world was filled with so many racist white supremacists. +So I found this new foot rest...,perfect foot warmer and netflix provider! +So this is what poverty feels like.,I've had this happen many times ;( +"Infinite Sprint Technique Can everyone new to the game or people who have the game please shut the fuck up about the infinite sprint technique! Jesus fucking Christ, every single day I see multiple people make this type of post as if they're the first to discover an unknown trick to the game or something. You aren't special. The game's been out for a week now, if people still haven't figured this out then boo fucking hoo. Plus, Google and THE FUCKING SEARCH ENGINE ON THIS REDDIT exist for a FUCKING reason. Probably gonna get downvoted, but seeing this shit multiple times a day whenever I check this reddit instead of something new or something that not a lot of people would know of or could be easily found out is annoying as shit.",If only people would stop post about the infinite sprint and more about how to return to Lucis after beating the game using Umbra +My ass,As your team +I don't think it's the end of the world either. But Riz has to start making moves here. We are not good enough to field the same team and win a WS.,"If you're good enough to be in October, you're good enough to win October." +/R/fashionreps will be disappointed,Haha was waiting foe this +That Widow's situational awareness is on point though. I'm impressed.,Only the best in quickplay my friend. +Lifting Weights,That hand wave is the gesture version of this subreddit's name. +in other words... gambling,It's not gambling if I know I'm going to shoot myself. +But it's haaaard!,Lol +"Uploading a breakdown video tomorrow Tomorrow I'll be uploading a 17 minute god-tier breakdown video tomorrow. It's pretty diverse imo (many metalcore, deathcore, and hardcore songs) and I think I did pretty well. Would anybody be interested in watching it once it's up?","Sure, sounds interesting" +Bricked yesterday but the screen doesn't turn on whatsoever :(,Have you tried charging your DS? +"You could also try to keep yourself alive, too.",Revolutionary advice +"Don't worry bro I'm with you, I'll try some kinky shit but i have no desire to lick anyone's asshole no matter clean it may be",I'll keep stealing your girls then. +They're great if you have no concern over your health,Who cares about health when there's free food and shirts? +"Ladies want soft, warm floors.",And men want cold stone floors! +Need advice on evolutions,"Provided that your Pokemon's EVs are the same, the level at evolution doesn't matter, since the stats would be recalculated based on your Pokemon's EV spread upon evolution." +"Yeah, but then he came back immediately for no reason!",His personality is also a boomerang +"Now with 100% more realistic cat anus! Watch it flex, watch it pucker up, see the realistic expansion as it takes a dump! We've spared no expense!",Now we know why it's so delayed +"How would you feel if Larvitar was egg exclusive? they have precedence sine Ash got one in an egg. I think it's shady, they are already making a lot. But putting Pokemon only in eggs just makes it way to hard and expensive to get them all.",It's possible these Pokemon will spawn in the wild when the rest of Gen 2 gets released. +NO IT'S NOT OKAY!,WELL I'M SORRY THAT YOU'RE NOT A WOMANISER LIKE ME +Will I be able to put them back on?,"No, but your keyboard will be clean." +"No doubt, 66-61 is pretty mediocre, plus 0-3 in those playoff appearances. I'm just saying when you start 9 QBs over the span of 8 years, it's kind of insane you can even have a winning record. I realize guys like Kolb, Young and Barkley started like maybe 1-2 games, but still. The other 6 were all about a half season (Sanchez) or more. I'd actually be interested in seeing how that stacks up with league average.",It's most impressive considering that our defense was pretty bad most of those years. +"Gladiolus, a male power fantasy and nothing to do with women's preferences. At least according to John McIntosh.","Yeah, because no women play Final Fantasy ever and no high school girl ten years ago had an image of Reno from Advent Children on their binder." +Totally $100% believable. I bet he gave the teacher $37 after.,You mean $37% right? +"I'll never understand the people that get caught cheating at their weddings - like it's bad enough that you're cheating on your partner, but at your own wedding too? Really? You can't keep it in your pants for just one day?","They just wanted a little last-minute practice before their honeymoon, who are we to judge?" +What about dat engine sound? =/,There are individual episodes where its mostly with engine sound most of the time. +"I bought Micellar water, now what? I bought L'Oreal Micellar Water today. I know most people use it to remove makeup, and then follow it with their cleanser. Can it be used as a cleanser on its own?","I would only use it as a cleanser in the morning, or if you haven't gone outside all day so you didn't wear sunscreen or makeup." +"Oh wow, I didn't know this existed... that's kind of disgusting... I didn't realize this was a problem. This makes me pretty sad :( Thanks for the information though!",Its disgustingness is only exceeded by its cringiness. +New Costco Waterloo store to open in October; get your useless stuff here,About time. +Ninja tutorial,Was expecting a tutorial on how to doxx your donors. +The fact there is an island off the coast of Africa called Cumorah (sp?) with a town called Moroni should be enough to make someone do a double take.,That's probably one of the places Lehi stopped! +I think McKenzie is the only one who really stood a chance besides Chubb,Trent Thompson? +They don't call me the exorcist for no reason,that response is perfect tho +"USA dumped you for the hotter India, and now you are pretending that you dumped the USA.","If valid, please explain." +the pats love their criminals,The Patriot Way. +"An apology I just want to make an apology regarding to my recent post about a mod creator from Skyrim Nexus and it's something that I'm not proud of. It felt like the similar situation to Palmer Lucky and his girlfriend regarding their political belief. It was really bogus and I should've thought about it earlier. Therefore, the post has been delete off this subreddit. I fucked up and shall remember to not make that same mistake again, and thank you for all your support.","Apology accepted, at least from my end." +Welcome to Reddit.,"Welcome, to Jurassic Park!" +Participation prize,Same prize she earned in '08 by winning the popular vote against Obama. +_looks at jump_ Oh... nvm,And hp bar. +"Nice guys can be gay, too","Yes because if there's one thing this dude knows enough about to opine on, it's not being a cunt" +McGregor vs Holloway 2 would be a sick fight.,The boy got schooled? +Yeah exactly - once when playing MiracleRogue my opponent (Renolock) even coined out Rat - I had Auctioneer and Swashburglar in hand as well as Backstab - of course he pulled the 1/1... It's so annoying when they do such a bad play and get rewarded for it...,"i had a game in casual today , where i was playing anyfin palading against a zoo deck, i didn't draw any of my equalities nor tyrion , as a BM my opponent killed my only minion on the board which was thalnos then dropped dirty rat (before attacking with his last minion) but it dropped a drake, if i had tyrion and it dropped it i would of had good chances to win (still had a forbiden healing in my deck and i had 6 cards remaining and the last murlocs) :'(" +When the beat drops in mania,tis gif's prob older tahn u butt stil it get postd evry yer +The last time German tanks were stretching out on the Russian border we had the greatest armored corps battle in history,And THE bloodiest and most destructive war in all of human history. +OVER 1.21 GIGAVOLTES!!!,And they said RX 480 didn't overclock well +I'm not a wrestling fan so I had to Google him. I don't see his double chin in any pictures he looks to have a nice jaw,He covers it with a strategic beard. +BTS members made the list but not BTS (assuming Jimin and Jin are our Jimin and Jin)... Probably can't track BTS anyway since non-kpop twitter (and antis) uses it for behind the scenes smh,The Jin the article mentioned is MC Jin not BTS Jin :( +"Umm, pretty sure Price can't score on Domingue.",I swear if you just jinxed it.. ^^^just ^^^kidding +Will Ferrell to Star as Professional esports Player in Upcoming Comedy,I am sure it will show gamers in a great light +"Politico said that, so it must be true. I believe that is the logic they are using here.","Does Politico it have a history of fake news, why is untrustworthy?" +It's almost 2017 and Graves still can't have a cigar...,insanity +It will work if completely off. Your PC's BIOS needs to support WoL though.,"Also Windows 10 fast boot needs to be off otherwise it doesn't fully shutdown, goes into a sessionless hibernate kind of thing." +Horseshoe Theory the image,mao killed at least 7 billion people #facts #truth #suckmydickcommies +Legal Weed Is Hurting the Beer Business,I feel so bad for the alcohol industry. +Female writers.,But women can't be funny! +"Need to know I'm not the only one who missed the Zephyr raid I was so hyped with Zephyr Raid this last few weeks; changed my ID with a lot Zs, saved my gems, and prepare my awesome SW Shanks team days in advance, then real life got in the way. I stayed up late for a project just the day before the raid so I couldn't do it again the next night and fell asleep earlier than usual, when I woke up the raid had ended. Only got total of 6 Zephyrs :(",Work and family got in the way too but i managed to maxed him at the very last last minute +Bad Santa? Boy claims he was body shamed by St. Nick,"When your kid weighs about as much as Santa, it must be Santa's problem because he's the one now with the broken lap." +So I decided to hang this painting in one of my homes....but now I just feel like something's missing everytime I see it,Do you use some texture/ graphics/ light mod? +Totally forgot Summoner name: Felliniesque,Ill drop you an add when i get home from my exam +Woman trying to avoid School Bus Stop by driving on the sidewalk,"The world I want to live in, where there is a cop the exact time and place which one is needed." +The Navy has Top Gun. The Air Force has....some shitty movie nobody remembers the name of.,Stealth +"I'm getting one! Side-note: just now realizing, how many food-related quotes is Tolkien's body of work stuffed with! I'm actually a bit surprised we haven't mentioned taters yet.","What's taters, Precious?" +Brother,Damn those genes +"No, I haven't. Main reason for this being when I tried to post an idea for another game I play, everyone immediately rushed at me yelling that it was an awful idea.","well if you're the only person that likes your ideas, then what makes you think people will play your server?" +Does that mean he wants to outlaw prescription medicines that some people abuse?,"Well, all we do is sell them to kids, so I guess." +Tumblr's top reality stars of 2016,I wonder if Trump would be number 1 if he was considered to be a reality star +An ocean of white trash defend the glorious history of the totally not racist confederate flag showing up in the background of a video in which our inbred princess sends a warning to BACK OFF HER MAN!,Please lady nobody wants your man as much as you think they do. +Electrical tape is your friend.,"Yeah, I don't understand all the consternation and rage where it's such a trivial fix." +"As a very devout Christian, and I will never understand how Jesus ever became white or black. He was born of a Jewish woman from Israel. Was described as having dark eyes, dark skin, dark hair, and was able to blend into the crowd easily. Son of a carpenter, he was most likely strong shouldered with rough hands. Even his desciples described him as average looking. All this from his time around Israel.","except, he has to be hott, you know, with abs and piercing blue eyes so people will worship him, you can't worship a guy who looks like he's about to bomb you!" +And the sweetest smile on Earth.,Annddddd it's my new phone's wallpaper +"New Final Fantasy, looks good",Is this a mobile game? +"Oh look, more Christians who can't stand gay people. That never gets old.",How dare you persecute them for wanting to exercise their right to spit in the face of Christ's teachings! +Anyone else get the feeling.... That this offseason ends up a lot like last years? I really don't want to see this team comeback empty handed but its starting to look more and more like it.,maybe next year we can just scrap the whole team and sign every free agent there is +I wish I wasn't born too. :(,Sorry.. :/ +I came,Nice.. +"We would have had a chance to win the conference. I'm happy to be in the playoff, but I like B1G championships too.","Woah woah woah, are you implying that we would have lost to Ohio State in a rematch that we took to overtime in a home night game?" +"Well since we got 6 of snow yesterday evening I figured today's commute would suck, so I left 30 mins earlier. Turns out all the roads were plowed, and traffic was light, so now I'm way early lol.","Obviously that just means you get to leave early, right?" +It doesn't. If someone were to legitimately think that then it's more their problem than yours. It's a bigoted point of view.,Yeah and bigoted people usually have a Southern accent too. +"Remember when they said that the RP gain rate was going to be increased after GF was released? That never happened, they actually made it worse.","Well Japanese GF still haven't came out, they probably meant that" +Fuck Comcast,I don't get it. +i dunno how to do that lol so no i guess,ok well what lamp are you at +Clinton to throw thank-you party for millionaire donors,"These millionaires have worked so hard for their money, so of course Clinton should be thanking them for their generous support!" +Glory Teleports line up to something suspicious...,Nice repost +Looking to build a competitive xbox one team,"I could join, even though I dont have mic right now and I am bad at english + I'm currently 1500sr but rising" +"And mine's down to $10,000! Let's go baby!",You basically have $12k of spending money now! +EXCLUSIVE: Hanging out with Hazard,I gotta say that this video is very aesthetically pleasing! +totally worth staying up until 4am,BLBLBLBLB +Everyone needs a straight man. So to speak.,Homophobe. +"SHOW UP FOR YOUR GODDAMN SHIFT Two no-call/no-shows in the last two days during morning rush. I get if you're lying in a ditch off a road or if you have an emergency, but for the love of god and for the sake of other partners, please show up to work. Getting real tired of pulling the extra slack, especially with holiday crowds and volume",Amen amen amen. +Relax I'm just offering a logical counter point. Considering the ah goes hand in hand with playing the game,Wasn't getting mad or anything lol just pointing it out +"Wireless charging will be the big feature of the 10th anniversary ? If that's true, it's really disappointing",I'm pretty sure the design (bigger screens) will be the big feature. +If ever there was a place truly dedicated to misogy that would be the redpill. DISCLAIMER! I'm not saying ever post or person who posts there is...hateful of women but they do seem to take a dim view of females on the average.,"If you think TRP takes a dim view, you should see MGTOW." +Karim Benzema's 2nd goal vs. Borussia Dortmund (2-0),Benzema has lost his touch +"Distracted Caller Tests My Patience I'm still working at a landscape supply store that sells mulch in bulk by the cubic yard. Our customers are both commercial and residential. We have people who come in to our facility to pick up mulch and we also have people get their mulch delivered. I am the only office worker so I handle all of the customers both in person and over the phone. Yesterday, I got a phone call from a woman who wanted to know about our mulch. It went something like this: Me: [Name of the business], this is [my name], how can I help you? She wasn't speaking into the phone, but I could hear her talking to someone else. It was as if she had her hand cupped over the receiver of her cell phone. So, I tried again. Me: ...hi...[name of the business], this is -- Distracted Lady: Yes, hi, do you have any mulch? Me: Oh, yes. We have a lot. Distracted Lady: How much is it? Me: We have three different kinds. Our dyed black and brown are both $29.99 per yard and our undyed mulch is $25.99. I can hear a lot of background noise on her end. Distracted Lady: So, you don't have undyed. Me: We do. Our undyed mulch is $25.99 per yard. Distracted Lady: Per yard? Me: Yes, we sell mulch in bulk. A yard would fit level in the bed of a small pick up truck. While I was talking, I could hear her resume her conversation with someone else. So I repeated the information. Finally she returned to me. Distracted Lady: So, you don't deliver. Me: We do deliver. There is a three yard minimum. Distracted Lady: How much would it be if I got two yards? Me: ...unfortunately, we have a three yard minimum. Distracted Lady: Unfortunately... Me: I can give you a price for three yards. And then, all I could hear was background noise. She didn't say anything for about five seconds. Me: Would you like a quote for three yards? Distracted Lady: Yes. I verified what type of mulch and where the delivery was going and gave her the price. Distracted Lady: What?! How much is delivery?! Me: Forty dollars. Distracted Lady: Oh. What if I only got two yards? Me: I'm sorry, but we have a minimum of three yards. I heard her talking to someone else again. About ten seconds later: Distracted Lady: And you don't have undyed mulch. Me: We do. The price was for three yards of undyed. At this point, the background noises I had been hearing got louder and I could hear her voice farther away. I thought she had put her phone on speaker and that she was talking to me but I couldn't hear her. Me: Pardon? I'm sorry, I must be having technical difficulties with my phone. What did you say? She did not reply, so I waited a few more seconds and finally got her back. Distracted Lady: Well, I'm going to have to think about it. Me: Sure, no problem. Have a nice -- But she was already gone. **tl;dr** Woman called the landscape supply store I work at to get information on a mulch delivery, but she was too busy to actually pay attention to anything I said.",Sounds to me like you were dealing with someone like a secretary who was told to get a quote and rather then say I'll get those right to you when I get the numbers she just kept talking to them and you. +He should be a proper fiscal conservative and hire the lowest bidder among private companies.,That has worked very well for our old bridge construction projects. +You can go right up my alley.,Aww hell yah when tho? +"(Spoilers ADWD) Nearing the end of my journey... Here I am, 700 pages through ADWD and dreading the end. Is it normal to be considering an immediate re-read of all the books from the beginning? I can't imagine all the subtleties I'd realize on a second read!","Make sure you hit up the Dunk and Egg series immediately after, then of course the Princess and the Queen, the Rogue Prince, and the World of Ice and Fire." +How trickle down economics works,But *maybe* if we just give them a little more money... *maybe* it'll work. +Didn't Trudeau Sr use the War Measures Act on a bunch of french terrorists in 1970? I'm not really seeing a Master Plan here.,The long con... +What the shit is a headmate,"a friendlier/dumber way to say split personality or imaginary friend Cuz Dissociative Identity Disorder is totally just like dorming in college, just in your head!" +Game Thread: Real Madrid (CL Group Stage #06),"Varane may have outrun Auba last game, but you can't catch muthafucking reus!" +Girls are just people. There is nothing magical or confusing about them when you can consistently remember this.,THAT'S A BOLD FACED LIE +Becoming a Jackal,Add this to tips thread +How can you play those cards when OP said they're literally unplayable,You don't seem to understand what the word literally means. +Emmanuel Talks About His 12/7 Meeting With Trump,Rahm is really someone that politicians should respect and strive to be like.. +"The term has been rejected since the 1930's, and the term British Isles only came into common usage after the act of union. Oh and the Romans only used Britannia to refer to their Provence, ie: England and Wales. Every other island was given its own name. In Ireland's case, the name was Hibernia. Next you'll be saying that it's British Iberia, because you control Gibraltar.","Britannia, Caledonia, Hibernia... good ol' times!" +They're fucking stupid?,"Yes, 70 million Americans are all fucking stupid based exclusively on political preference." +For Colbert his average is a .62 rating in the demo with around 2.9 million viewers on average. Did you think that only 18-49 year old liberals tune into late night tv or something? I hope this helps you see that the majority of people that tune in are actually outside of this demo you likely assumed was larger than it was.,Considering his ratings have been dismal then yea I say politics matters +Obama before and after.,"Damn, it looks like he aged 8 years or something" +why would they be on euw? Is it someone else?,Obviously they were picked up by some EU team +|Redditor since:12/07/2016 (an hour) SeemsGood,"Probably perfectly legit, especially if you want to include a ton of high end extras!" +a party of no ideas headed by an imbecile. a match made in heaven,"But hey, at least they're not Hillary, right?" +I really hope he becomes a doctor just to go back and fuck with people,"Yup, it'll be that easy..." +"I had a skin lesion on my shoulder and was a little concerned. I was seeing my derm for another complaint, so i pointed to it and asked him what it was. He replies Thats a shoulder, you sure you should be in med school?",I hope he gave you some ointment for that burn +USA Today doesn't know where Colorado is,Seems to me USA Today has been injecting too much of Satan's Spinach. +Brady Banner got taken down from Gillette Lighthouse last night.,Just the 12 at the top of the lighthouse would have been cool. +maybe they're counting drug dealing as a job???,"That's 'alternative pharmacist', you fascist!" +Venom is just a liquid (dont totally take my advice!!!!),"Plus it's completely natural and unprocessed, so that makes it healthy" +So they're going to throw darts at a wall of the entire cast to see who it will be?,"Nah, man, the Cylons were all completely planned from the start, obviously." +"The only movie he's done that's remotely good is iRobot, and that's only because it was based on an Asimov novel, other than that they ruined the movie.","Pfffft, think you forgot about the Oscar winner, After earth." +"Proper names, proper battles",I wonder what your opponent's clan's acronym stands for +Unions and the SBA have nothing to do with each other.,Of course it doesnt but dont get in the way with your facts +Gary Oldman works much more frequently than Gary Numan.,"Real talk though, I saw him when he opened for NIN and he was solid" +Incineroar looks like Rath from Ben Ten.,"Holy shit, he was one of my favorites" +Why not a rookie? That was 100% an option.,"Because Rookie is a mid laner, duh!" +"Yup Spencer's. Story time. I'm an out lesbian at work. It's all over my lanyard, I wear a bandanna, I'm not shy. Plus I sell sex toys, seriously. So a middle eastern man and a group of women come in. The women stay at the front of the store, and the man goes to our Luv section. I helped him pick out different items because he had apparently never had sex and wanted to last as long as possible. Towards the end of our interaction, he asked if I wanted to 'join his harem'. I'm not joking. I politely declined, but he would not relent. I finally was checking him out with his egregious amounts of toys, and products to make his erection last, and all sorts of lingerie. And he asked why I was being such a 'tease', and that I could have such beautiful kids with him. I deadpanned, stared right at him, and asked if his culture accepted lesbians. Said I was in a serious relationship, and that I was not staying much longer in the States anyway. He then proceed to curse at me in Hindi, and walk out with all the women. Apparently I'm a 'teasing whore who needs to burn in a fire'. I laughed it off honestly. I've also had my fair share of Japanese customers who ask me to tie them up in Japanese, assuming this very Welsh looking facade of mine isn't the slightest bit Asian. I grew up in Tokyo, speak fluent Japanese, and have frequently responded with, Would you like typical Shibari or something more exotic? Those customers frequently never return.","I love you, you are amazing." +"NFL Wide Reciever Andre Johnson continued his tradition of buying kids toys for Christmas after spending $19,144.58 in Houston this morning",But does he stand for the national anthem? +It's the worst when I am cooking and forget the husband is home. He walks through the kitchen just in time to here me say No you fucking idiot. Always fun to explain.,Haha for me it's when I'm working and someone walks up behind me as I'm silently shouting at someone or I'm super frustrated so they see me angry laughing +When I learned that nasty girls go on deployments more than Active Duty I knew I had fucked up,Explain to non-military folks +"Blocking access to Exchange Online and OWA in O365 externally Hey guys, New consultant here and I have a customer with a request that I dont know if it could be done or if it can how to do it. They have O365 E3 licenses and want to block access to only certain applications externally, namely Sharepoint, OWA, OneDrive but allow access to the regular Office apps like Word, Excel, Powerpoint. They also want to allow users to be able to download ProPlus externally. I know you can use ADFS and use CAPs but I dont know if they get as granular as being able to decide what apps you can access and what ones you can not. I also noted that it seems like most CAPs block access to pro plus by default. Any advice here?",Google your question +Is there something scumbaggeyer than Scumbag Steve? I feel like this would rise to a level well above that.,Wall Street Exec Wilson? +"that would be another huge incentive to wait months (or years) before buying a game, there are already more than enough reasons to do that. At some point the majority has to catch on and not buy on release anymore, one would assume.","I mean, it happened with pre-ordering bad games." +"Why does it say Men and Women**s**? wtf? Also, you're right. That silver plate should be about a foot higher for the men so that they might consider pushing on it instead of the paint.",They misspelled wimmens +The best of the New Day and their Captain.,These four play off each other so well haha +Only because it's a trash team with trash players,"man you're obviously right, the Clippers are the trashiest team in the NBA like they suck so much they lose to everyone" +"Spanish strikers A while ago I bought Iago Aspas as a investment and he plays really well. He was going for 30k then and is going for 50k now. Im not risking anything this time with investments and im selling early just in case it goes down hill. However, im still going to use a all Spanish team so who should i use as his replacement?? Thank you in advance !!",messi neymar suarez bale benzema or ronaldo maybe even griezman +I feel bad for the self-described Pansexuals who are defined as Sexually attracted to all genders. It must be hard to keep up with the hundreds of new genders you must find sexually attractive.,"yeah, 1-40 fine, but at some point it's too much" +"Makes me glad to be living in the US. 10,000 years ago, humans were all running around behaving like this. They were using rocks and sticks instead of the tools from Home Depot. What goes around, comes around. These butchers are probably already dead.",Or being tortured somewhere +"It's probably going to end up pricing everyone out. People won't buy health insurance until they get sick because he'll keep pre-existing conditions so they won't be able to deny you thus the companies will have to jack up their price, but w/e I guess.",Yeah just like no one can afford home and auto. +"I am not a pharmacist but a certified national pharmacy tech working as a lead technician. From experience I know that excessive use of diphenhydramine can cause side effects. It is not a sleep aid, even though Zzzquil markets it as one. The side effect of benedryl (diphenhydramine) can be sleepiness. There wouldn't be any interaction with the adderall you take in the am. As an 'every now and then' sleep aid, if it works for you, then sure, BUT, if you do start needing to use it more often or every night or for consecutive nights please see your doctor to discuss other alternative. Some could be benzos which honestly is like a bandaid and isn't really a great solution to sleep problems. PERSONALLY (as a last resort if nothing else works) seroquel knocks me out when i really need to sleep, but the next day you will still be drowsy. Ambien is the best bet. I would have suggested melatonin but it kinda take a bit to build up and if your problem isn't consecutive it might not help much. Hope this helps you a bit.",I bet your pharmacist just loves you +If you still need a froakie. I have a few 6IV HA ones I'll trade for either tornadus or palkia,What natures are the Froakies btw? +"Buzzfeed and Snapchat, back at it again.","Remember, you can't be racist without power!" +Which is the same reason that the 100 Smiths fight scene in Matrix Reloaded DOESN'T hold up. That highway scene though... while a bit dated is still fun to watch.,Going to ruin the movie with this comment: [It's CGI when all the wrinkles mysteriously disappear from the clothing] +It's for Super Mario Run. Don't expect switch info.,Well... I was wrong. +Isn't that just a little bit dangerous?,"Yes, Looking out of a hospital window at a construction sight is very dangerous." +"It has a low jump range, because, as rear admiral, you must stay behind everyone else ;)",You're hired. +"Well, I think that's also slavery, just to play devil's advocate",Rawr must downvote! +Where did OP say she didn't feel comfortable having Lisa around her child?,Other than the fact that she repeatedly states she feels strange about potentially doing this? +Moon craters through my Telescope,You can almost see the alien spacestation +Unless you cheated her in without casting a spell; Aether Vial with 4 counters?,I doubt this prompts Shardless to run Vial. +"We should have the option to display information other than kills on StatTrak weapons. It would be pretty neat if you were able change between all kills, headshots only, or kills per game.",We should have a heartbeat monitor app on our computer as well that allows BPM to be displayed through the StatTrack. +If he's a heel then he should absolutely keep doing that because it's fucking annoying. (tbh dabbing doesn't irritate me if it feels kind of natural and his do. Way better than the Usos' dabbing),What about when the headbangers did it on Smackdown? +Those cyclopropanes are about to start some shit,Why? +"well it's sports in general. sports has a specific curriculum which kids have to respect just like they do on maths, or other subjects. Imagine a kid refusing natural sciences cause he is thought that God made everything and dinos don't exists, etc etc just because his religion is preaching smth else.","Surely there's no Western country where that would ever happen, right?" +"I had my daughter undergo clitoral hood removal as an infant. As an adult she thinks it looks real nice and doesn't see how surgically altering infant vulvas due to social convention could be an issue. Basically the popular US position in a nutshell, but with boys.","You don't understand, women's genitals are perfect and don't need altering and altering them is 100 million times worse than circumcision because reasons." +I'll tell you what an Alabama summer will do this to ya,Read in Hank Hill's voice. +Urgent Question,There was that screen melting prank that Nick pulled on taran on ltt +I always wonder if they question our choice to wear clothes or if they consider their fur clothes?,Fucking furfag +"Hey gech, all sorted for you now, enjoy your gaming!",ty a lot +"My back is white though. Hairy, but definitely white...",supremacist +"Aren't there reports of weed being popular throughout America's history? Certainly not alcohol mainstream, but people used it. I'd try and find some references, but mobile right now.",It was popular for the other thousands of years that America wasn't a thing but I guess those aren't as important +At this point i legit think that PP could punt better than Butler,"Yeah, but can he hold?" +Shorts *or* tights. There shall never be an and.,Sometimes the undercarriage needs a bit of warmth and protection from the wind. +IGN: lunette Deposited: wingull f 1 great ball GTS Message: i want to fill my dex,"skipped, please read rules until the end!" +"i dropped to gold 5 from fcking diamond 5, i went 6 4",went 5-5 and got plat 1 from diamond 5 LOL +'Take Two' A Double Take Montage,PC? +An RSS feed is on the way. Promise!,just like the modding api? +This is just a friendly reminder to ban Yasuo in each and every ranked game **reason #1** APDO/DOPA said Yasuo was most OP champ **reason #2** I legit just had a 4/20 mid Yasuo **reason #3** Dollars to donuts he would be 20/4 if he was on the other team **reason #4** Do I even need another reason?,"No, my mates prefer to ban Garen and watch me get dumpstered by Darius." +"Not to pry, but since we know Jake has a girlfriend, can I intentionally ask for detailed information about Amir's love-life? Not to pry...",How about you ask him in person at a show? +Donald Trump supporters 'threaten children of Carrier union boss' after he exposed false claim by President-elect,"But wait, I thought liberals were the intolerant violent ones?" +Why do millennials think its OK to text and drive?,Why do all non millennials generalize millennials.. +So many people on this subreddit probably don't understand the reference haha,I think I saw this in Power Rangers with my older brother once. +I appreciate the thoughtful and well written comment but I fear you simply misunderstood me. I know what confidence intervals are. I am just addressing the false idea that probability inside each CI is normally distributed. That is simply not true and a misunderstanding of what CIs represent. An entire CI has a probability associated with it. The values within it do not. From a CI you cannot infer that the edge values are less likely than the center value.,"No, I didn't misunderstand you, I was just adding to the discussion about the use and misuse of CI." +How long till the screeching gets old My 5 month old just hit the hey I can screech! phase. So far it's adorably cute (2nd day of screeching). How long till it gets on my nerves lol? What comes next?,"My son screeched from about 18 weeks to 22 weeks, then he moved on to fake sneezing and this gasping sound which while annoying is not nearly as bad as screeching!" +The red eye reduction feature on the iPhone does wonders!,Now you need an 8-ball eye reduction feature +Scientists slam Donald Trump's environment chief over climate denial: 'It's like disputing gravity',"Its the THEORY of gravity, silly libtards!" +lol what a shit song to get hyped to,"Yeah, nobody likes Led Zeppelin." +"Her composure screams of propaganda. The guy on the couch seems to have the reasonable position, while she's reading talking points from a teleprompter.",Quoting Twitter? +"He is old and doesn't know how to scan photos, hahaha he took pictures of his pictures. I really want to go have all his photos scanned for him. Maybe that's what I'll do for him for Christmas lol","Just so you know, doing that and putting them in a nice album would be a really thoughtful gift." +"Hey guys, we're the Miami Open. We couldn't wait until March to get the conversation going, so we're giving away some swag.",can't find on the site if this is US only ? +Sri Sri Einstein Unkil,The deep humour only some will appreciate' I love the creative humour of hariyana govt. +Yes,My entire family was killed by a post-match thread so I report each one. +Baas Artsen zonder Grenzen heeft geen goed woord over voor het Europese vluchtelingenbeleid: We zullen ons schamen voor wat we hebben gedaan,"We zijn allemaal gelijk, maar wij zijn net iets gelijker dan die mensen." +Remember when we thought it would end 2 hours early? Those were good times fam.,"Cmon guys, look at the bright side, at least it isn't a 2-day maintenance like brave frontier in the past (November 2014, never forget) :D, definitely a step-up." +The only studies showing climate change doesn't exist have been funded by oil companies much like the only studies showing cigarettes were not harmful were funded by the tobacco industry.,"Yeah but scientists are motivated by grant money, so both sides are the same." +"If Elliot ever goes down, Alf will crush. He definitely needs to get in a rhythm but what a good guy.",For his price I have no idea why the Redskins didn't at least match the offer +I hate the mavs.,Fuck dallas +Hella clutch. A friend of mine thought she was just grabbing a burger with a pal. He apparently thought it was more.,At the very least he has contributed a cringeworthy copypasta for us... +Boy helps his sister do her hair,I can do this too but girls only go after Chad who can't fix hair shit +You have to cover it in muslin. Tie your para cord to a bit of loose corner.,I've never heard you have to cover it.... why would you? +But what happens when you get it?,you shoove it to your ass +Tbh I think most of the games in season 3 are a lot better then in season 2. Players coordinate better and its not like 1 match is a complete stomp for your side and another match a complete stomp for their side. I actually climbed to masters in like a week from 3100 while my season high previously was 3300. Maybe I was lucky or something but to me it feels a lot more evenly matched then previous season and more fun.,"According to a lot of comments on this sub lately, masters is a scrub tier now." +"Chyna Autopsy Complete, Coroner Determines Death Caused by Drugs and Alcohol",In other news: Water is wet. +Ain't no surgery gonna fuck up my plans,Fucking campers. +Funny message I received,no reason to use tor or tails as long as you use swim +"The source material was 35mm film, which wasn't SD content. It'd be 2K or 4K content, depending on how they scanned it.","Except NONE of the 35mm film contains any special effects, cut sequences or editing done in post (not to mention SMPTE or any other AV sync operations embedded in the VT master...) They would also still need to review the downscaled broadcast output to establish a baseline for timing consistency, color accuracy and gamut, when remastering an analog source to digital." +"You're going to be driving by yourself for about 16 hours over the next two days, what do you bring to pass the time?",A chauffeur and beer. +How do you guys honestly feel about the story in DS3? Do you think it's good or bad? Does it ruin the main story of dark souls 1? Does it improve on the story if Dark Souls 1?,"Wait, there's a story?" +Can I pay multiple times to avoid this 'service tax'?,Spotted an anti national who doesn't want to pay his taxes +Bakri also gets a lot of attention on Bakrid.,I upvoted you because you were bold enough not use +City Report Seeks To Provide A Framework For Adapting To Climate Change,Build a wall and make the rising oceans pay for it? +Luis Suarez wishes Sounders luck in MLS Cup,I knew I hated him +"Also, what's to stop you firing up a vm to run the interview software, whilst having whatever you want on another monitor in the host os?","Run the VM on AWS, just to fuck with them." +Mariota is great but I'm not sure I'd say he has an elite deep ball.....yet. 2 years from now may be a different story,I guess we won't be able to tell until after the second Super Bowl win. +"Why are Christians posing as atheists to try to convert r/atheism? Has anyone else noticed the large influx of these types of posts? They go like this: Oh I'm an atheist for sure, but, quick question, how do you guys explain [insert weak apologetic here] Just wondering. Seen a lot of this shit this week.","Probably because the Bible does have some really good points, and honestly your life could be a lot better if you just accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour." +I am 30 years old and have been blasting this soundtrack since I saw the movie two weeks ago... and I am not ashamed.,"The soundtrack is by the same guy who made Hamilton, of course it's amazing!" +## #BRexit,MAKE HALO GREAT AGAIN +"All of this, and because the price to acquire a closer through trade is probably not going to come down any time soon. So he jumped at the chance to just spend money for one. If they're competitive in 2018 instead of 2019 then what do they do? Trade a huge piece for Carter Capps or someone in the last year of their deal? Or already have Chapman.","Trade A-Rod for Capps, trade Capps for Giolito when the Nats need to do something to avoid another Divisional round exit" +Name a more iconic duo...,Who are they? +dominating like a true 6-4... followed by my 1st mid-air kill :),"Video wouldn't load for me, even while logged into OneDrive." +An I Saw You in today's Inlander,Any guy calls me an oompa loopa I swoon +"3 Catches for 36 Yards, can't wait!",Maybe he'll pass for another TD. +I wonder if this will make anyone cringe,As it should be +Goff launches task force to solve housing crisis.,"This is good, another another bunch looking into the problem is exactly the measures we need" +At Mercedes Benz World waiting to pick up my car and browsing the showroom.,"And can you imagine that is just their floor model, I wonder what the Sports package comes with" +Happy with how this cyser cleared,You mean to say this is your cyser pre-pitch +Can we just change the upvote icons to MRAPs? Or that Paladin artillery piece a sheriff's department acquired.,I'm all for it. +"Mark is the kind of guy that if he accidentally killed a hooker, I'd help him bury the body.","just make sure u go 100 percent with the burial, on those crime shows ppl get caught because they get lazy and only bury them like 4 feet down lol" +"Really? Whoops. I thought they all had at least a couple. Well, maybe it'll benefit someone else.",There is one: Project+ for TPV1. +What is a big injustice in USA happening right now?,ITT: The Electoral College +8 Straight Division Champs Celebrations,That 2014 Patriots Run The East shirt is dope as fuck. +Kaipi playing NA open qualifiers,Now they can get dumpstered out of two qualifiers +"Just read a pretty interesting article talking about some of the reasons Chicago never 'caught' New York- why we were The Second City and, recently, even further down the list.",Chicago is called The Second City cause the first one burned down. +Lando is a perfectly balanced and fair Hero to use.,Dropped this +Just got a call from the CEO. Everything has been resolved,Did he say when he's gonna stop hoarding all the hatchimals for himself? +Don't get scared So just played a guy and i shit myself when i saw his team Hazard - Vardy - IF walcott Kante - Matic - Ozil don't remember his defence but long story short i battered him 5-0 with a standard la liga team. i'm sure most of ya know by now but good team doesn't always equal player as i'm sure we've all learnt that!,Handicap +"Everyone gets hung up on Zemo knowing Tony would come to Siberia, but I just think he took the opportunity to show him the video then, instead of later, which could have been his original plan. After all, he went to Siberia to kill the other Winter Soldiers, not show them the tape.","Also, Zemo purposefully allows the hotel worker to discover the doctor's body, so Tony can find out his identity." +What is a geography fact that blows your mind?,The earth is flat. +What are people supposed to do? Are the scientists supposed to insert some doubt just to appease people ?,Scientists need to fake data so it will be more balanced! +#FreeMyHomieTickTock,An alligator isn't very likely to be armed though and its quite predictable. +"What hacking are you referring to? She got beiorg+curative device as spheres, 30%hp elgif, 50%hp sp and also ark's LS and Rain's bb hp boost. I used 2 holia leaders and her hp went up to 44k. Sure you can report this to gumi and they'll find that I'm not hacking. Do you want my player id number to help you?",kek did you not see the +"People think that **everything** is BM... they don't even waste time thinking about what you could actually want to communicate... it must be BM, right?",I've been accused of BM by saying hello before turn 1 so yes +i wanna fuck that bag,TIL: that's how coin purses are made. +Thank's bud. We gonna prove this man wrong. You and I.,"I'll join a fellow sooner on this, I bet he still gets a good job." +Wait....I thought this guy was destroyed by the Binary Smasher,"You're forgetting, there is no binary..." +I think the conspiracy here is to make us all fiend for pizza. I need some right now.,PERVERT! +"Pro tip for you fellow frugalites! Tonight as I was preparing my evening lentil I accidently ate a piece of my home(cardboard) and realized that it was completely edible! It turns out you can cut some cardboard in with your lentils to stretch them out farther. Surprisingly this is an old fat cat trick in processed foods but they call it fiber. And not surprisingly, silly fat cat consumers pay more for things with fiber in them. But I just figured out how to do it for FREE! Just don't get out of control, if you eat too much of your house you will waste precious calories shivering if it get's too cold.",Look at this fatcat and his daily eating. +"That no matter how much I think I'm a fan of something, there is always people out there much more obsessed than me.",Just don't leave it on overnight pointed at your face +Are you for or against the right to commit suicide? Why?,"I'm vehemently against it, though I'm having difficulty deciding on the appropriate penalty." +NP huge wombo combo,Not perfectly looped from replay 7/10 +"Adding a 1v1 Game Mode After watching the 1v1s at All-stars again this year, why doesn't riot temporarily add the 1v1 game mode to the rotating game mode list? Or even better yet, just add it as a normal/ranked 1v1 queue. I feel like it's something that a lot of people would want to play and it seems like a lot of fun!",Yeah it's called custom games yo! +I want to see Manning punch McDickhead's face before the night is over,HEY MODS THIS MAN IS ASKING FOR AN INJURY +If it wasn't for you I would hit my children. Thank you.,"I don't have kids, but he certainly has changed my opinions on punishing children." +"If Cedric is so great, how come he died? Typical of Hufflepuffs to idolise a loser I guess ...",I like my heroes not dead. +Trump is the establishment you twat.,No he's not...he was never in politics so he's unestablisment. +Never ever give puppies as Christmas gifts,"I just thought you looked like you had just too much free time, so I thought you'd want some extra responsibility." +Name a monopoly that existed and didn't fall apart on its own that did not have government backing.,Internet in my area.... Charter is the only option +"Way to go Albany, finally a top 10 list you can be proud to not be a part of",But Rochester has Wegman's so it's a better place to live than Albany by default +Just picked up an ounce for $50.,FUCK you +Dude...,Must be one of them 4Chan hackers +Only $34.99 for this piece of comedy gold?,My old wrestling coach wears this frequently. +Something something design space,"Broken, should be at least 3 mana." +"By the way, depending on your PC's hardware, you might notice some odd slowdowns combined with 99-100% disk usage in Task Manager with Windows Defender turned on. If that happens, simply switch back to a different AV product. Cheers!",Switch to another AV seems like sound advice. +Does an alumni card let you sign in one more person? Visiting with my non-alumni friend in the near future.,I believe it is one sign in per student card/alumni card. +"Just pointing out... if the DuPont family is this fucked up, shouldn't we question every fucking business decision that is made by this company? Obviously, the betterment of mankind is not top of their list.",but they make that waterproof stuff +"ah, no worries",Ahhhh this is the perfect example of why I LOVE this subreddit +Congrats OP! I had to talk to HR after they found out I wanted to kill myself my job sucks so bad. They told me the department just kind of sucks and there's nothing they can do!,; +Congrats!! Your new underwear made a noble sacrifice for the greater good :),"I might have saved them, thanks hydrogen peroxide!" +Actually if you ask the vets themselves they like the VA and the problems that are obvious only affect some of the VA facilities,"I'm not a vet but that's what I was trying to say, thanks" +I got that reference,me too thanks +"Reddit, what's the dumbest thing that scared you as a little kid?","I used to not walk on the tile in Walmart, because I was convinced that there were alligators under the floor." +Except that's not how money works. Best case scenario there is more money in the market to compete for goods and services (which raises the price of things effectively giving you a pay cut) Worst case is it drives up labour costs which make businesses unprofitable and result in layoffs. Remember that many minwage jobs are supplied by min wage workers. Who do you think packages all them fries or buns or burgers that McDonalds sells?,The packaging fairies? +Grandparents are getting an ascension for christmas!,should have got a 6950x +"His technique was beautiful, just nodded mumbled something about not being sure about that and deflected before continuing. A real pro","Well Steve, I think were gonna need an official review on that play to see how the hell he did that." +"I'm a Mexican LEGALLY in the US who supports President's Trump immigration policies for Mexico, including building the wall. You wouldn't want this to reach r/all",Fake Mexicans are a threat to democracy. +This is what happens when the opposition party is a joke.,It requires a large degree of cognitive fluidity to blame an opposition party for the action of a majority Government passing legislation +Funny how forecasts become more accurate the closer the event becomes! Haha. Funny!,Haha! +Dwight Howard ? ... wait what ?,"Get rid of the old men, then pick up the Dwinosaur!" +"Every Friday night we order our favorite pizza, get our favorite drinks, and eat it in our pajamas in our bed, while binge watching new shows on Netflix or movies. I look forward to it every single week.","I do that every night, AND get the whole pizza for myself because I'm forever alone." +"Why do you know the white guys name but not the black? fyi, black science dude = neil degrasse tyson.",He's clearly a racist +"On my facebook today I saw someone say that we don't have to worry about climate change because God is all powerful and won't let that happen. I'm not sure I understand this idea. If you don't eat, jump off a building, or drive off a cliff god won't help. Why do people think he'll help with Trump or the environment? I truly believe we will be our own demise. A failed species.","It's like Jesus said: And thus he spoke unto them: Mind not what follows from your deed or words, for the Lord Himself will right all that is wrong." +Using roll on doederant or sitting down to piss.,TIL I forgot to say *no homo* for years when using a roll on. +Looks like you are learning a lot.,IT-101 is very daunting +Lol @ TRD on the spoiler,It said it along the top too... +Is there any way to contact them without going through an agent? I try adding them on wechat and they didn't accept.,Through an agent is my best bet because they most likely already keep in touch with all these stores. +"**FFS, work within the system!** Every citizen is entitled to go to their local police station and lodge a complaint. If you don't get a reply in a timely manner (6-12 months?) then you can escalate the matter to a local representative. If you haven't had any satisfactory action within 12-24 months then you always have the option of engaging a solicitor to take it further. A small mortgage on your house will cover the legal bills till you can take it to the higher courts for actual justice. If you don't get any satisfaction after this 7-13 year process then you can run for parliament if you are not officially bankrupt. Once you're in parliament then you can devote your life to this cause. Possibly, *in as little as 4-11 years* you can affect a change and see justice truly done. By my estimation, *in as little as 12.5 years*, you can have justice.","Sure thing, I'll just do that while funding myself with my money tree that I happened to invent." +"Id avoid rutracker at all costs, out of the 10 things that acidentally fell onto my hardrive I think 3 of them were clean files...",The .mkv virus strikes again I see. +I'm so sorry. Will you forgive me?,You're fired. +"steam and windows store hi just wanna know if I will be able to play cross platform with the steam copy or I need to windows store copy, when the game will ba available in cross platforme.",You will need a Windows store copy +"If Dex Signs in St. Louis, Wish Him Well I've heard the stuff about him not wanting to play for Matheny, but it sounds like he's going to St. Louis for a physical. If he becomes a Cardinal, let's wish him the best short of beating the Cubs. Calling him a trader, as the Cards fans would say, isn't our style. The man was amazing for us, and deserves our respect. That's all. Let's go Cubs!",Maybe Theo could trade them Lackey for him at mid season next year? +You're considering a 20k loss to work on Linux? I wouldn't take a 20k gain for that.,"Yeah the wealth of powerful, free tools and being a first-class citizen in the automation space is sure a real drag for us sysadmins, Windows 4 life!...." +"Not really. Trump has not a shred of evidence suggesting he's corrupt. Hillary, on the other hand... My god. You've seen the emails yeah?",You forgot the +"It was a joke, wizards used to do you design a card, a community contest style card design thing. The last one the community as a whole made was crucible, they promised more to come and... nothing. Since, what was it, 2003? Hence, I'll sit this out, aka, I'll take a break, since they said at the end of crucible that we would shortly design another card.",The last one they did was Waste Not for M15. +What was the make of your first car?,"Wow OP, how did you get your first car wrong?" +Source?,Artist is gureko rouman +What about Button himself?,Kimi is older than Jenson though. +"I want a cooler looking corrosive assault on my operative. Tired of it and cull looking exactly the same. Or a 360 carbine brust, or multi-fire corrosive dart. I'm vain, I just want it to look cool.",360 carbine burst still wouldn't hit shit probably. +* Guard is no longer tied to the tanking stance and can now be used by DPS players as well. Okay that's a rather unexpected one. Keeping skank tanking alive even though they got rid of stances?,"Earlier post by mango is just pure data, a lot of stuff on jedipedia is vague speculation." +"You can try but I doubt that even when it works you're gonna be happy. Suppose you're opponent is Shaman. They play Trogg T1 followed by Totem Golem, while you Coin an Alarm-o-bot on T2 with Prep+Conceal. Now the Shaman plays another Golem. Your turn, the Bot goes off and slams down a Bog Creeper. Next turn the Shaman has 3 mana and hexes your guy.","True, I suppose the consistent shift to a more aggro meta is why it sees less play (alongside increased removal that just wipes it) It might see more use in a control deck I guess but few have the tools to protect it for any use and it just requires too many specific variables." +You guys do realize it wasn't green food coloring right? It was *actually* severely hazardous.,Yeah all the people who swam in it died +Depicted: Asian man being sent to internment camp circa 1942,"This is a dead meme, let it die already pls" +Saw him eating that steak with egg on top on embedded. Wondered what the fuck.,It's all protein baby. +No u ;),u +I mean... yeah totally but this is definitely a superfriends combination of US/India/China/Russia/Japan/Australia/Indonesia/Germany/Brazil/Canada,Yeah but now you're threatening to walk out on your super friends by electing a climate change denying orangutan. +i mean obviously the humans lose,We've known that for a while now +If Average Speed= Distance Traveled/ Time of Travel... Ah fuck we broke the widow. RUN!,"That poor, poor woman." +A traffic problem,"The real solution is to demolish the City Roads' sign and expand the right side of the diagram to 6 lanes as well, right?" +"r/vegan Proposal: Remove the option to downvote comments (if such a thing is even possible). Many comments people disagree with get downvoted with no responses. This just makes people frustrated. Downvotes are not supposed to be an expression of disagreement. That's what actual replies are for. Visitors who express their opinions here will be best persuaded my actual conversation, never by being downvoted to oblivion.",Solving social problems using technology - what could go wrong? +Whats this sound like?,Run CSGO on 1024x768 everything low and look down in a corner +"I've had the Moto Z Play for over a month now and everything has been fine. Yesterday, the moto actions stopped working randomly and I can't get them to work again. Hey guys. So I'm not sure why, but none of the moto actions that I have enabled on my moto z play are working anymore. I've never had this issue and they have always worked. I have the flashlight chop, the twist for camera, and the moto display active but none of them are working. They are enabled, and I have never changed the settings. Has this happened to anybody else? And does anybody know a fix? I really love the moto display. It lets me see my notifications without turning the screen on.",OK going to have to ask the first basic IT question just to be sure: Have you rebooted the phone? +"Like, this is something to celebrate now? People dying?","Like I check this sub now and again, but this is a new low." +What's SSF?,Solo-Slefound +"I'm not racist, some of my best friends are manlets.",Manlets aren't people +Do you know if it stacks with the discount from Hard Reset?,"No, I don't know whether it does, sorry." +You know who else liked science? Nazi Germany. Nice try liberals.,Fuck science go Jesus +*feet,"I think that's the joke, 6 inches are shorter than 6 feet ." +"can you try another pci-e slot? so it will beep if you start up with the DVI cable in? what happens when you boot off onboard into windows, then swap the cable from onboard+VGA to GPUI+DVI?","Yes i tried another pci slot, but the beep kept goin on, i can send a pic of the inside of my pc if you want maybe it will help identifying the problem" +Holds up **James 3:16** sign,"[NIV] James 3:16: For where you have envy and selfish ambition, there you find disorder and every evil practice." +Exactly why you should be able to choose not to connect to eastern european servers. This happens all the time with russians. No offense.,"I'm not a racist, but fuck russians" +Would be funny if they gave Faker an exemption.,I believe you have to win 5 World Championships for that +Panel votes to allow former Dennison Hotel's demolition,"Awesome, can't wait to park in the ugly ass surface lot that will replace it" +I like Matlab :(,You shouldn't post that information in public! +How has this just disappeared?,It's just some of that fake news the Lame Scream media was peddling +"Self-Driving Cars Will Exacerbate Organ Shortages Unless We Start Preparing Now - Currently, 1 in 5 organ donations comes from the victim of a vehicular accident.",Legislate a random number generator somewhere in the self-driving software! +The European Union grants visa-free travel for Georgia and Ukraine,I'm sure Turkey will love this. +What hobbies lead to the most sex?,PC Building. +The last thing you bought grew 10x in size. How fucked are you?,Big ass can of Arizona Ice Tea sounds awesone +Los Angeles Public Schools Create Hotline For Students Upset About Trump - Making sure taxpayers get their bang for the buck. Make a call and shout MAGA!,"I can't understand how Hillary Clinton lost the election, what, with her supporters having such great ideas as this." +"To be fair, they only somewhat recently decided to kill anyone who approaches. They let people give them gifts a couple times. Also, they're one of the most fascinating peoples on the planet. I read that it's believed that, due to their island's placement, environment, and seclusion, they are likely the closest living examples of early man, even before some elements of evolution. And we'll never know what they're like.",Storm the beaches and collect for scientific studies? +"Nice, how can i find Nemo?",42 Wallaby way Sidney +Latavius Murray with +70% of snaps for the second game straight.,so glad I traded him for Martin months ago +"You need Ublock origin, I haven't seen a youtube ad in years.",Can't install extensions in the browser at work. +Dogpool,Dogepool +triggered lib turd you are a living breathing example of why people hate Trump supporters,THIS IS WHY TRUMP WON LIBTARD +But Muh circlejerk,sry +"Happy 200th, Jirard :) You've come a long way. Here's to 200 more!","Damn, he's old" +The last thing you bought grew 10x in size. How fucked are you?,Awesome I now have a 10gb ssd +"It keeps dropping hard, if i may give a little advice: sell your expensive teams now before every one else does it.",Seems like a great idea +"Ah sorry, sold it earlier.",Don't worry about t some random guy in line at the secret shop hooked my up +"Music Has The Right To Children I'm going on a road trip through the desert soon. I'm looking for full albums to listen to. I like the textures of Music Has The Right To Children. Names some albums by other musicians that you feel have a similar texture to Music Has The Right To Children. Old, new I don't care.",Campfire Headphase and Trans Canada are my favorite listens while driving. +Niece,Nice +No idea if any of those twitter handles were even brits. :/,15 million seems to be the right number to be all Brits but who knows. +Melbourne set for auction avalanche as vendors rush to sell before Christmas,"They're selling like hot-cakes, better get yourself a $1m mortgage before they're all gone!" +'Sexist' banquet joke riles researchers at Arctic science conference in Winnipeg,Well - they were offended by something very minor and taken completely out of context - but at least they followed the appropriate procedure and called the CBC. +Rare pic of J Cole surrounded by his Grammys,"Yea, lets all use the Grammys to gauge good hip hop" +"She'd still do it, the nerf applied would only take away like 80 damage from that.","80 dmg is only 2 BF swords, no change at all" +"Me, doing the important things back in 2006",Panic sell dragon bones. +This view shouldn't be available for 1444 start as the earth was flat then.,STILL IS +you must be new here...,I take it I'm not the only one? +"I was planning on getting it from a pet store near where i live called Bridges. They treat their animals well and its not a big chain store like petco, and they get their geckos from what i can tell a pretty good breeder that doesnt just breed a whole bunch to sell. The gecko i want is between 1 and 2 years old and i was planning on getting an 18x18x24 for it. Was thinking about a 12x12x18 but they just seem so small","You are right, at 8 full grown 12*12*18 is just too small." +wow that is so irresponsible by Canada... How would you know how to reproduce without Biology class?!?!?,Docking requested +When bluefags think they got air superiority.,That's a white supremacy symbol +"If you go to Altissia, there is a pinball machine on the main island. It costs 10,000 gil to play. The mini game is called Justice Monsters V, and someone recently posted a guide on this subreddit recently for how to get the gear you want from it.",Thanks! +Fellow former/current retail employees know this pain.,No I just wear this to look cool +Finnish president and his dog,I can haz prezident? +CNN documentary: Republicans are racists for opposing Obama,Mentions the word race: This definitely they make the implication all republicans are racist! +"Yes, censor the people that have opposing views. That's the American way!",because was being completely serious +"hell yes i'm salty, when i see so many good overwatch players (don't play it myself) being forced to quit on Xbox and start on pc due to this shit system, I have all the rights to be upset, same thing happened to me when halo MCC was released when everyone would block people that they thought were too good, and also reported the same people for cheating and unsporting to have their rep drop so you can't play any games anymore. Forced me to quit halo for the reason of actually being good, so cut the bs please.","Wow, that's neat" +This is why Supports drink...,Yes because it is very very hard and exhausting to hold down the mousebutton at teammates. +TWRP 7.1.1 ? Is the version 3.0.2.2 for the 5X working with 7.1.1? I'm about to flash Pure Nexus. Thanks!,it's what I'm using w/PN 7.1.1 +They're both white and tiny...?,"Nah, they both look huge in his tiny hands" +20ies?,Twentyies +"Ok guys, try not to laugh. My starting RB's this week might be, by no reason other than bye weeks and lack of other options. [***DRUM ROLL***](/Gordon) RB1: Ken Dixon RB2: Wendell Smallwood 3-2 here I come.","Would you rather be 3-2 with Dixon and Smallwood, or 0-4 with Miller, Gore, and Riddick?" +The Reckfull predictions,bet it was pre recorded +WaPo? the fake news site of all fake news sites? they literally came out with a list of russian propaganda sites and then back away from it as fast as they could. i do not believe a WORD of this report... it all seems geared to justify yet another military involvement this time with a NUCLEAR power. and gullible Americans are lapping it up... abandon corporate media... they are not doing any of us any favors.,"Lol, you forgot your" +k bye,Just don't poison the punch bowl more then you have. +The entire defense contracting industry has no qualms with it. That's an incredible amount of people.,but american jobs +I'm bisexual because pansexual was not a thing 28 years ago when I came out. I don't give a shit if it makes people uncomfortable. Is it possible I'm actually pansexual and just a stubborn OLD bitch who refuses to adopt a new word? Entirely possible.,"Tone it down over there you roudy old timer, you're probably invading someone's safe space." +Neighbors got Bamboozled by last nights storm!,They got hoodwinked too. +"Former Bernie Sanders PAC Leader Charged with Fraud, Now Lobbying for Micronesian Interests","Has Breitbart ever reported in how Trump hired a lobbyist for Saudi Arabia, Putin, various dictatorships to run his canpaign....that guy's name was Paul Manafort" +"Where would be the worst place, to unexpectedly have an orgasm?",Kindergarden +"So . . . why is he wearing a jacket, anyway? Unless I'm mistaken, big Groot didn't wear clothing, right? Just curious . . .","Because, seeing a child naked is just wrong man." +Bernie Sanders is Democrats' person of the year,Why has this been on my front page for a week? +"Whenever I'm in a dragon priest mirror, I feel intense pressure to draw those Drakonid's ASAP. This is why.",Just add The Curator and a Brewmaster to your list. +"A huge aspect to this ignorance is the idea that there are only two sides, or even that things work better with a dichotomy. Sure, some few specific questions can be boiled down to yes or no, but other things can have as many as 7 billion individual perspectives.","if everybody is ignorant, then no one is." +Just an average boring view of the cosmos,"Yep, it is." +Help making deck in draft,"Dispel, aspirant, backlash, recruit, some number of daggers... how much space do you need?" +"That's an impressive toilet there, my shitter clogs if I use more than one square.",That's what I was thinking... By the looks of it you could flush golf balls down this thing. +Misery Player Profile - Imo best one yet,That Nike ad placement though at the end +It's unreasonable to expect you to pay off your debts because of all the other things you'd rather buy?,I have to have an investment property or how else can I get someone to pay for my loans? +Fire painting,I wonder how often he accidentally sets fire to the card and has to start over again. +"I'm not religious, but I have faith in that the medical experts will do their best to get him feeling better. Hope everything goes well!",Thx bro. +But how much tax did he pay?,"Mate haven't you heard, only Barcelona players don't pay taxes." +Sick Nerd does AGS spec IRL,Nice +It's agile man. I'm telling ya. Back in the dotcom we never had these problems.,"... I distinctly remember a bubble bursting that caused 80% of the thousand-plus employee company I was part of at the time to be laid off, so I'll just assume you forgot this:" +"Jellyfish are gods, accept that",Religion in a nutshell +I changed my dad's gamertag. Do you like it?,Oh how I wish I was 12 again ... +Don't throw your money away. The way Punk spars I don't think he could hang at the local amateur level.,"The sparring videos were from very early in his training, he'll be a lot further along now." +"Pines are trees, apples are trees, but pineapples are not trees",Apples are fruit .... +War-torn Aleppo celebrates Christmas,I am so ready to go to Mars. +I ended up homeless and am sober now. All in all probably would do again.,"Wow, summer camp must've been really hard on you, man." +Grant Imahara builds Hoverboard from 16 rotor multicopter,What do you even call 16-motor multicopter? +"I just found out my wife is cheating on me but it's my first time even though I had sex with my lawyer, what should I do?",Lawyer up and boop the doggo +"Jesus, the false equivalences are scary. Ignorant misuse of a private email server vs dealing with a corrupt foreign power to subvert democracy.","But, but, *Pizzagate*" +Upvotes weren't the point of this post. I guess maybe i should have added [Dont upvote] or something like that.,"Mine was a joke of course, probably should have added" +hoodie is fake,You forgot your +so i have to travel to get a specific pokemon!?,yes. +Today I Learned the Romans and greeks weren't white,"they were all actually black, history class has been lying to you stay woke" +THESE GLASSES CURED OUR COLOR BLINDNESS! FT. iDubbbzTV,Anyone have a link to the remix at the end? +Egyptian pyramids bombing - six dead in attack near major tourist attraction,"wow I can't believe this happened, no one expected this at all!" +You ever hear one of those this conversation may be recorded for security or training purposes as the call connects? Yeah... no.,"Flip them off physically, not verbally (over the phone.)" +This is a lot of the same caste is a lot of the same caste is a lot of the same caste is a lot of the same caste is a lot of the same caste is a lot of the same caste is a lot of the same caste is a lot of the same caste is a lot of the same caste is a lot of the same caste is a lot of the same caste is a lot of the same caste is a lot of the same caste is a lot of the same caste,Holy shit this is not speaking only for it. +"REMINDER : The FBI confirmed that there are no links between Trump and Russia. And it was an official statement, not an anonymous source like latest rediculous fake news propaganda",Why would the CIA spread false information ? +"Give em credit, they shot 37%",thats efficient for DeMar DeFrozan +"Not sure how many of us are there but to those with EXACTLY ONE platinum trophy, what is it?",Little Big Planet lol +I was trying to explain the 2 not the Rush Hour itself.,If you find out what the first part was you can tell its just the sequel +Jamie Vardy hat-trick goal vs Manchester City (4-0),Where was Bravo when the ball crossed the line again? +if,big +Added a nice little visual element into RL. Raspberry Pi running 45 LEDs via Hyperion.,Now you look cool while whiffing +"Evolution created humans for living on the Steppes of the Serengeti. Our presence on the rest of Earth is already an anomaly, we can deal with Mars just as well.","...because the difference(**S**) between Earth and the Serengeti are about the same as the differences between Earth and Mars, or is it for some other reason that you accidentally omitted?" +Seriously. Not saying he's a god or anything but I've literally never heard rap-country done well - cringefest every time - but this guy is doing it.,C'mon bro Nelly and Tim McGraw is legendary. +"I guess I like the color. Nu sunt sigura, l-am ales pentru contul de twitter in 2009 si am ramas cu el.",Laideeiguessilikepurple era mai potrivit zic eu... +Revel in your ignorance.,"I don't understand why you're beinghateful and rude to me, Merry Christmas tho." +"What do the Timberwolves do? I want to hear what r/NBA thinks the Wolves should realistically do in the weird situation they are in. Season ticket holder here - attendance is dead last in the NBA, and a team that got even better than last year on paper is doing much, much worse. Horrible 3rd quarters and team morale is tanking pretty fast, at times looking like our guys hate being out there and not giving much effort. Fan experience is awful and the fans seem like they don't care - never standing and rarely making noise. What is the next step for the Wolves? Do they shake things up with a big trade? Do they simply let things play out? Do they tank this early to try and get yet another top draft pick? Let's hear your thoughts!",Fold the franchise. +Lagavulin. Best scotch under 100 bucks.,Oban? +"What's your best experimental deck? What decks have you crafted from scratch, without consulting any websites, twitch, or other pro player outlets? I think half the fun of the game is crafting decks that are fun, atypical, and potentially effective. So what's what?",Harambe inspring Muklas champion + gang up +FWD: Let's build that wall out of dead Mexicans!,Do they ever seriously look themselves in the mirror and say are we the baddies? +Apart from the whole 'surviving for three years before being crushed by fascism.',At least it didn't give up on worker ownership and transition into state capitalism +"Speaking specifically for army warrant officers, when it comes to promotions, the board will receive a memo to promote a certain number of females or minorities. They may say they want to promote 100 women. If fewer than that are promotable then every eligible woman gets a promotion. After they've filled their quotas then they start to look at merit.",Your username makes you a double-minority. +If you can't handle a blue drawn ass then you are too sheltered,I'm Reporting this Subreddit For SEXUAL Content. +Aubameyang SBC is too much 87 rated Bundesliga Team with 1 Totw atleast means we are most likely looking at a 900k sbc ...,I did it for < 400k +French fry face,He kinda looks like the blue alien from Star Wars cantina with big red eyes. +2c2s for takumi,thats a strange named photon +"Este es un sucio a la enesima potencia, es un cinico de lo mas descarado.","Pero tranquilo chico, los vendieron baraticos" +I will never forgive anyone who uses a Simulor,How else will Mirage be of any use? +"Raquel Welch, 76",No way she was 76! +"I'm familiar with them, I know there is more than one part in those things. Anything connecting to it, directly or indirectly, is a possible source of failures. A computer is a computer. Like I said, I've dealt with repairs where you strip the thing down to the chassis for recurring failures of parts. Barring a quality issue, it's highly unlikely that a board would fail repeatedly.",Because there are no known quality issues with the gtx 650m. +"Because of the stereotype that women are only sexually attracted to men with high-paying and/or high-powered careers. Men who stay at home aren't alpha enough to keep their wives loyal. Aka, sexist bullshit.",Fucking liberal cucks. +"Brunette is a person with brown hair. So bluenette, logically, is a person with blue hair. Ravenette is a person with raven'' or black hair. Personally, I have no issue with it, but plenty think it's a stupid naming system.",Likewise theres blond bluend rond grond and bland +Nice home,Rich bastards! +More like jokes don't necessarily reflect what people think instead.,Relevant username? +IIRC he had the most runs of any batsman never to reach 100.,I never knew he had more runs than Shane Watson? +Me to. I just watched her episode recently and really felt for her. Her poor daughter.,I saw it yesterday :( This is so sad +Oh my god. I thought this had to be satire. As if skinhead in popular culture has ever referred to anyone except neonazis.,Of course it has and did. +"The video PGL made with all the backgrounds starting from 2005, jesus christ what a memory lane.",I didn't get to see the video and I'm sad. +Really? I actually find this sub is way more disrespectful and obnoxious.,Get out of here with your common sense troll +"Next Uncarrier Move? John said in one of his periscopes that something big was coming before EOY recap call. Any ideas on what the announcement will be, or when?",The way things have been going they will probably simplify all existing plans by forcing everyone over to unlimited and next they will announce a price increase +Wow... Naming your guild Formosa... Chinese who knows history will pick on your guild for no reason...,Asia is just one big happy family! +i3 is a tiling window manager,"Or in OPs case, not a tiling wm apparently" +Yea because the Podesta emails swayed the election entirely to Trump's favour. Why don't you guys admit that Hillary just fucking sucked?,But but... Russia WROTE the Podesta emails! +"Third, I think... Harper Lee, Carrie, now Debbie. NOBODY MENTION ANY CELEBRITY IN ANY THREAD UNTIL THE YEAR'S OVER!","Quick, someone mention a shitty celebrity nobody likes!" +"Jesus, from what I've read on the front page, 50% of people are wicked criminals.",And they all voted for Trump +Holy shit he didn't even turn into that punch and it sent the guy flying. Insane power.,"Carwin undoubtedly has huge power, even for a heavyweight, but allot of the reason he was able to send the guy flying was the massive size difference." +You're someone's child...,I guess I should have added a +I think the most bold part is the Rams beating the Falcons,yeah who'd do that +"Jesus must have liked our devotion and delayed those workers long enough, at least that's what I'd like to believe ;)",Well thats because she let God know she was coming...... +Comey's disgusting hypocrisy - Matthew Miller on Twitter: It will be news to Hillary Clinton that the FBI will not draw inferences about things it can't prove in court.,"Well, they have to be completely sure nothing gets in the way of Putin's rise to power." +The North Shore has a lot of $$$..but a lot of them are saving it for a rainy day.,So it's a Jewish neighborhood? +"Dihydrogen Monoxide was found in both Castro and Osama, do you trust a president with the evil chemical inside him?",Did you just call Castro evil? +Why it appears that liberalism is about taking away people's rights and freedom?,Rhetorical/loaded question. +"Who's the best, most famous person/event throughout all of history that represents Obama? How about Hillary?",Obama was literally Hitler. +"RANDOM: If a Muslim brother won a gold medal at the olympics, would he still wear it? Considering that its haram to wear anything in gold but what if it were a gold medal? I know gold trophies are fine because its not something a person would wear. Just curious.",Yes +This comment sums up having more arrogance than compassion.,Nah if I told him he was a total fucking retard then maybe you'd be right. +there's a war on white now,Where do I sign up +Night-light lifehack,Because that's not creepy +"Do you have any unusual physical characteristics, if so which?","One of my thumbs bands back, but one has a bone or something in the way." +"Can we stop with this streamer privilege bullshit. I'm pretty salty, but this streamer privilege shit is really fucking annoying, Chainsaw the streamer? leave him down chainsaw a non-streamer in that lobby hook him and kill him It's really frustrating to play with a streamer and see the killer down him across the map and leave him and than hook you, even if he's not obssession. Seriously, if your going to streamer privilege a game can you atleast not kill everyone unless there sabotaging or infiniting. It's just really annoying to see streamers not die but everyone else die. and besides when you streamer prviliege everyone, Mostly everyone has fun and both you and survivors get tons of points. I'm really salty but this is one of the things I hate a lot other than not getting my Nea cosmetic (memes ensured)",Chainsaw and letting people go... This sounds like its aimed at me +"I think the glitter would piss the folks off no end, other than that thanks for the suggestions.","Glitter glue is a good one, shiny but not messy !" +Man City boss Pep Guardiola 'would be sacked if he was Pellegrini',because Pellegrini did so well and was sacked so soon +"Then again, they had a pretty good chunk of content in them","Here, you dropped this." +What the actual fuck? Why would you have sympathy for sister? NOTHING actually happened to her! This is so baffling! I can't even comprehend it.,Maybe his parents should by Tara a new phone and backpack since OP's was stolen from him. +Also wrong. It was under French Mandate ;),islamist apologists are so delightful we are all just racists everyone it's very modern to marry children or for rapists to marry their victims +"Americans aren't stupid. They know Trump won because PA, WI and MI went red. Russia didn't have anything to do with that.",The Russians wouldn't let Hillary campaign in those states. +"Psychology tends to have brighter and more creative people, I doubt an engineering professor would have the creativity to pull a prank like this.","Here, you forgot this:" +What's the worst baby name you've ever heard?,A brother named Panther and his Sister Leopard +"I have glasses, a gaming t-shirt, and I'm holding a controller! I'm such a geek!","She plays CoD bro, truly a real gamer" +"Texas Pastor Yells At Children Waiting In Line For Santa Claus! Your Parents Are Lying To You, Santa Isn't Real","What an inspiring evangelist, probably going to win many souls for Christ through this technique" +Dicks out for JonTron,no ty +Physio here. Didn't look that serious on slow replay. I doubt there is any ligament damage. Just very painful right now and will swell up a lot in the next 24 hr.,Thank fuck +"I mean, if you're not conversing with me in English, there's not much I can do to argue. Eviction specifically means that you're forced out. It means absolutely nothing else. You are forced to leave. That is all. So no, maintaining hole control for days to lock out defenders as a prelude to destroying hundreds of billions of assets is not, in fact, eviction. You could redefine eviction to mean what you want, as you have, but then you're not speaking English anymore. There are still evictions, but this is not one of them. TLC isn't disbanding because they were evicted. Because they weren't. They're disbanding because they got too big for their britches and couldn't handle it when they got their hands slapped for it.","I must point out that from a purely linguistic point of view, never_listens is perfectly correct to call this an eviction, no matter how much you disagree." +Just played against an aggro shaman...,You should post this on r/psychology. +"this is Reddit, every comment you make needs to come with a bibliography stating every source you cited or referred to to facilitate valid discussion amongst the Top Minds Of Reddit. MLA format of course. you think pw for what ah?",I take PW to beacause I want to be innovative and have critical thinking. +Wasn't Trump polling at nearly 0% of the black vote at one point?,1% cause margin of errors +"Exactly, this is why dick gumshoe should murder someone in the ace attorney series.",Gumshoe is too much of a cinnamon roll for that D:< +It starts with a b,Can I buy a vowel +My friend said these two are a couple of jerks...I don't think he quite captured the feeling.,cutest jerks ever +Never saw the appeal,I guess perfect just isn't an appeal? +Did you guys know you have to get festival plaza up to rank 30 to be able to reset EVs? lololol GF,"Or you just, you know... Use the EV reducing berries that you can farm hundreds of every 24 hours." +We LeagueXHotS now (talents + 3 hit counters),It is icefrog's master plan to steal players from other games. +What? You mean Jeeps don't have magical tires that defy physics and suddenly gain super friction on ice and snow?,They're called snow tires for a reason duh +Massaquoi. Don't ask why I have the spelling memorized.,From many angry message board rants? +Cowboys are americas team. Cowboys fans are hated all over the country. In bars they huddle in corners like cockroaches since no one wants them around. They spread animal born diseases from Texas to the rest of the country. Its commonly known that Zika was created by cowboys fans spending too much time naked in the woods creeping on women and looking in windows.,More like Zeka am I right? +"Mithy: Being eliminated in the group stage hurt, hurt a lot",Then dont get eliminated from the group stage +Yeah they're both bone dry at the beginning of the gif,"They must air drop in, log and all, at the beginning of each round." +Gulp. We definitely did not shoot this plump breasted pigeon.,*speckled +Unfortunately we elected a president that seems ignorant of this reality. And thinks he can bring all the jobs back anyway.,There will be jobs........building a wall. +that's how it used to be before reborn,lol.. no. +Can it really get worse?,"Yes, but it can get better too." +Brian Walters!,"Bryan Walters, right?" diff --git a/chunk19.csv b/chunk19.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..45920cdb6d14170679acd0ed8a7c6f0224cabec6 --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk19.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1668 @@ +Input,Output +"If my Baseball tears led to a Stanley Cup and the potential of a great Steeler season, I wont be mad","As a Redskins and Capitals fan, I have no positives to take from this year" +"Hahahaha man sick burn, he is so duuummmbbb and you are soooooo smart. If you run for president you totally have my vote!",You're trying too hard mate. +Mother of Dragons :D,Breaker of candy wrappers +Just gave himself a raspberry on his leg with that slide.,Out for the season +She was dismissive about the voting block during the primaries and Bill went as far as to blame millinnials for 2010 and the current economic landscape. Gee wonder why they don't particularly cat for her.,"Well maybe if they turned out to fucking vote in 2010 and 2014 instead of just the elections the tea Party wouldn't have gained control of the Senate and the house, but no they were too lazy to get out of bed to take half an hour of their time to vote." +Anthony Fantano's 2017 Grammy Awards Picks,UGH I can't believe he didn't even mention the Best Album Notes and Best Choral Performance categories +You didn't get the meme? If I'm not attracted to you you don't deserve my respect / time. Welcome to the club,You're going to be sad and alone if you keep thinking like this and you will have nobody to blame but yourself. +This is super interesting! Thanks for sharing! I love reading comments from people who have had really need and unique experiences such as this. Merry Christmas!,I think this is mildly interesting. +Putting words in my mouth means I already know the truth and you're saying I don't.,If you deny this being a work of art then you do not +"Good for them! If a certain proportion of a group of people commit a crime or perform some other unwanted act then block them from your business. Freedom of association, it's a wonderful thing.",Men are more likely to be pedophiles than women so men shouldn't be allowed near children +As a vooper I don't find bladedancers too bad. Though I do find it frustrating that no matter how high you jump they can still cut you down.,But being zapped by a stormcaller not even looking at you while your in the air doesnt infuriate you at all lol. +"Well unless we change the constitution we'll be rid of trump in 4 years. Unlike Putin, even after 8 years he can never come back to being president.","After 3 years infecting the government, our reality-show President will be able to put on such a stage-crafted spectacle of governance during his re-election campaign that he'll win with 60% of the vote -- that is, if he doesn't go all-out and throw his opponent in Guantanamo, and order his victory to stand at the standard dictatorial 97%." +10 in binary is 2,you sure? +Learn how to take a joke.,Learn how to make one. +I had time to post this while waiting for that 50th game to reconnect. It was 4v3 and we lost because of it. In the 4v4 the other team won in a clutch.,DUDE IT IS BETA WTF DO U WANT MAN BE HAPPU THE GAME IS SO GOOD AND CHEAP +Hugh Jackman Took a Paycut to Ensure Logan Could Be Rated R,Poor guy it must be hard making 19 million instead of 20 +An open letter to all Asian killers playing on American DL regions,WE NEED TO BUILD A WALL AND MAKE THEM PAY FOR IT +Shaving makes hair grow back faster,"Telling teenagers that shaving makes hair grow back faster will, however, lead to them shaving off their embarassing pseudobeards." +"The Way He Looks - this film is too adorable not to be shared. Jongens - another adorable film. Too many good vibes. Other film that I watched includes: Brokeback Mountain - all gay watch this. GBF - a very funny film Make the Yuletide Gay - because its Christmas! Burning Blue - Marine and gay... and sad Closet Monster - I kinda over-analyzed this film. I'm a psychology student (and a fan-ish of Freud) so... yeah. As of now, thats all I have. Well, I have more but those are the film that I really like so far.",I definitely second North Sea Texas/Jongens +Trump vows to unite America under one God,If we put it to a vote can we unite under Apollo? +"For those who've been waiting and are disappointed with the new MBP, what are you going to do now?",My plan is to pick up a refurb Air 13 and get a 2nd gen iPad Pro when they come out next year. +If Capitalism works why do the producers of the second most valuable spice live in poverty?,Clearly it's because they're producing vanilla and not saffron. +"Bologna, I'm vegan and I'm only fifteen.",Let's see how you feel after 2 weeks. +No one wants to help Donald Trump build a registry of Muslims: Tech giants Microsoft and IBM have said they would refuse to help create a registry of Muslim Americans under Trump's presidency,"As a Muslim, this is heartwarming." +Same here I'm on 8 disconnects 25 games in... I've tried port forwarding and everything,yep im on 7 out of 22 +Donald Trump. There are real World consequences. This isn't a fucking game.,*I'm so scared guys* +Let us end the pain and bring forth the LORD,"We ain't come to play SCHOOL, classes are POINTLESS -Definitely a starting QB Marv would be proud of" +So the investigation called for by McCain and Graham are solely based on the WaPo article? Please. They both serve on the Armed Services committee (McCain is the chairman) and clearly have more information than you do.,Obviousl McCain is on the take and enjoys cheese pizza and ping pong. +"Should I keep my hair the same colour or dye it (and if so, what colour?) Any hairstyle recommendations?",Dye it the ugliest shade of green-brown you can find. +"Trump in 2013 - Do you think Putin will be going to The Miss Universe Pageant in November in Moscow - if so, will he become my new best friend?",He's definitely not a puppet though. +"Wait for 7.01 Bloodseeker - Casting Rupture now pauses the game and open it's wiki page on Steam browser. Target player need to press Yes, I understand before the game can be unpaused. Anti Mage - Only available im Captain's Mode",BS will finally be balanced then. +Anybody feel like we should've taken a lineman over Odell 'Butterfingers' Beckham Jr. Hands?,I think you dropped a +Agreed. Also how do I fix slow-mo on storm 4?,Not sure what you mean. +The Los Angeles Rams have been eliminated from playoff contention.,Already? +Trying to step up my daughter's VR videos with mixed reality.,"For those of us so inclined, do you have a link to a tutorial on how you did this?" +Interesting way to say that half of adult syrian refugees have found employment within one year of the program beginning.,That's the negative ned conservative way of doing things. +TIL that Biggie Smalls and Notorious B.I.G. were the same person.,The plot thickens... +She knows the truth. The recount might actually hurt her,Yeah she has so much to lose... +What's in a name?,Did Jesus condom survive a killing curse? +the ZSR is totally a chick's car,I...what. +"I don't understand, the book is great just read the damn book",This is why Trump won... +**CORN ON THE COOOOOOB** **CORN ON THE KEBAAAAAAAB**,"Okay, my mind went to halo here, was confused by the prequel conversation." +Oooooh don't double charge me fuh dah,Oohhhh don't double charge me +25th JFK Assassination Secrets Scheduled for 2017 Release,Is it that time already? +Sure. But the idea that there is a system... Stop worrying about your made up SMV and go outside.,"Yeah, let's just pretend everyone is perfect the way they are and never strive to be better or more attractive." +Tehd Shoemaker is a prize,I love Tehd. +Countin'.,what's the official website for that app? +"Any class can suppress enemies, not just Support. If you're asking whether suppression should be changed so that only Supports can suppress enemies, no. That's not going to happen given its importance in the BF series, plus it would also be imbalanced and unrealistic.","This basically, I can fire a couple of lose shot at the enemy with my sniper and they probably won't peek out from cover cus a sniper shot is always high damage, if you fire lose shots with any other weapon the enemy knows they can take a bullet or 2 so the chance they pop up and return fire is higher TL;DR: snipers are the best weapons to suppress the enemy" +"Since joining the Browns, LB Jamie Collins has at least 8 tackles in each game he has played, including a 13-tackle performance yesterday.",thats what happens when you freelance +"A guy just broke this down on the radio. We have a 75% chance of drawing Shaktar, Zenit or Schalke because of the conditions of this draw (No Ukraine/Russia draw, can't play same group, not same country). There are literally 7 teams we physically cannot draw as a result too.",Saint Etienne +"Did you think NCsoft would just ignore a bot problem? Just because there were alot of bots in the past dosen't mean the problem was ignored, It takes a long time to come up with proper ways to battle bots and also keep them away.","According to the bot problem in L2, yes they would and they do ignore a bot problem" +"This is why I hate the privilege thing so much. Sure, you can argue that all things else being equal, it is probably harder to be a black person than a white person. Racism exists, absolutely. But things aren't fucking equal. I almost died from a neurological condition at 16, was poor growing up, was raised in a physically and verbally abusive home, my mom was negligent and married a guy who physically and verbally abused me. I have suffered from mental health problems throughout my 20s. I have had to fucking claw my way through school and I've been able to go pretty far in that regard, but it's been nothing but hard work. But I'm white so I don't have *real* problems. If you take a white person who grows up in poverty and a black person who does not, how can you realistically say that the white person has greater privilege?",Because your ancestors never dealt with slavery! +But if you pick torb bc you're a god tier torb who can murder everyone then I'll support it 100%,Killdozer for president +Alternatively you could just put your profile on private so potential employers can't see anything.,Oh my sweet summer child +"I slot [[Akroma, Angel of Wrath]] into any deck I build with white. I just can't help it, she's been my favorite card since I started playing, which was around the Legions block.",But.... that's a really good card. +"Since joining the Browns, LB Jamie Collins has at least 8 tackles in each game he has played, including a 13-tackle performance yesterday.",Yet the Browns haven't one a single game since they traded for him... Checkmate. +In pornhub are all steps and final cutscene 100% REAL NO FAKE MEGA 1 LINK NO VIRUS NO PASSWORD,No CC no Signup no Bullshit +"That being said we're the third-oldest of those who still are republics. And third-oldest by duration of republicanism, two of the republics that existed before the US having stood for less than what the US has, although it actually is quite close with the dutch.",Please line up at counter 2 to collect your medal. +AAP win is worthy comparable.,You forgot the +"wait, william was breen all along? *this explains everything*",Like the combine freddy i saw yesterday? +He went for speed?,He's all alone? +"I may need to add that wikileaks also leak Turkey email involving Edrogan, and curiously at same time Turkish also has quarell with Russian. coincidence?",Are you implying that some of the Wikileaks hackers are Russian? +Jeez just have a glass of tap water and call it a day :P,You Beer snobs are insufferable +What if they do and still don't get paid as much?,"Then they'll dominate those industries, as employers hire them more and more." +If china wants a one nation policy can we have a one Americas policy? Cuba Purtoreco Canada Mexico Central and South America you I hell Latin America to?,Nobody talks to Guam without our permission! +Because he's not the greatest scorer of all time.,They sleepin on Me7o +What nature is best for an Araquanid?,Best is probably an attack boosting Nature like Adamant. +Hm I wonder if there will be women trying to prove to him they're not like that. I seriously hope it won't happen but I am not sure.,I'm sad but I can be almost sure it's sometimes happening +Does the pope shit in the woods?,Does a bear wear a funny hat? +"Rocket League crate drop %'s, based on data from 5000+ crate openings from twitch (including certs/paints)",Shouldn't this be used to establish the prices of the RL marketplace? +Random Daily Discussion thread for those who love anime and those who don't on 12/12/2016,Shinchan. +This little birdy is a Korean crow-tit and it looks like a fluffy cotton ball with tiny wings,Le tits Xd +IPTV is the next wave of services from cable companies.,"If I didn't need to use their device and could just play it on any damn device I own (Android box, iPhone, PC) I'd be into it." +"During a eulogy for my grandfather, I said that he was the person I most loved in the world. My wife and I have been fighting now because of it. She thinks I did something wrong. I think she's being a brat. We've been married now for 2 years, and before that we dated for 3 years. Altogether we've been a couple for around 5 years. Let me start off by saying that I do love my wife and our soon-to-be son a lot. They are certainly 2 of the most important people in my life, but they are or were not the person I loved most. That was and always will be my grandfather for a host of different reasons. I think it should suffice to say that he raised me and did so many things to help me become the person I am today. Without him, I would be nothing, and that is why he holds such a special place in my life. I said as much at his funeral a few weeks back, and I'm not sorry for what I said. I could have understated things or chosen different words, but that is how I feel. To say or pretend otherwise would be a lie, and it's not like it's ever been a secret where my grandfather ranked in my life. I'm just not sure what my wife wants or expects of me. I can't change how I feel about my grandfather, but just because he was the person I cared for the most doesn't mean I don't deeply and truly love her or our future son. I know that it's disappointing for her to hear that I don't love her above everyone else, but I can't change that. The bottom line is, she wants me to take back what I said and apologize, but I don't feel like I did anything wrong. I'm not trying to be mean, but I don't know how she can ask that of me given how much he meant to me. I would be nothing without him, but without her I would still have a nice life. The two aren't comparable in any way. I would like to just move on and focus on preparing for our son's birth, but she can't seem to get past this. On the other hand, I can't bring myself to take back what I said, and it makes me angry that she's behaving like a child at such a bad time. We're at a huge impasse, and I don't know how to get us past this. Help/advice would be appreciated. --- **tl;dr**: Said in a eulogy for my grandfather that he was the most important person in my life. Wife got upset because she and our unborn son are not #1 in my world and now wants me to take it back and apologize. I refuse to do so since it is true and I can't help how I feel, not to mention my grandfather did far more for me than she or anyone else ever has, and she can't get past this. Don't know what to do.","For me, if I was carrying my husbands child, it would be a real blow to the chest for him to hold on to the stance that his life would still be pretty good without us, and that we're not just as important as a member of his family essentially." +- NAPA Auto Parts and Kasey Kahne Racing partner for 42 races in World of Outlaws,Elliott to the 5 confirmed. +Crim Threatens Kids Joining Mid-Game,Lol omg he should be in trouble +"This will break the basement dweller stereotype: attractive lady makes PizzaGate expose, gets 500,000 views. Share with your blue pilled friends",I guess because she's an attractive woman her views must be more accurate. +"SJW rhetoric. I can only hear pretentious pseudo intellectual bullshit with buzzwords like externalities, privilege and safe spaces so many times before I'm triggered. I don't necessarily disagree with everything they say but the smarmy language rots my soul.",Yeah I agree 100% +"I *THINK* you can load ISC before (Or after? Opposite of where you currently have it loaded, basically) RAO and it should stop the conflicts, but I can't remember if that worked for me or not. I do know I ended up removing RAO.","I will try that, thank you!" +Are the 1991-2016 Mike Trouts considered a dynasty? nice,Nice +"Probably doesn't want to appear to be challenging the transition of power. She has to walk a very fine line between saying, wtf? and being accused of trying to subvert democracy.","Yeah, basically the same thing Trump would have done." +Lucie has the damage buff on heal battlerite and heals Jade before she uses snipe. My guess is that the extra 15% damage for whatever reason doesn't count as damage from neither Jade nor Lucie.,"That would be the most reasonable thing I guess, good call." +"This mirrors desegregation so perfectly it is scary. These people never learn. They self-identify on hatred. They have for a large part already moved on to their next target, transgender people. It is people like this that are what is wrong with humanity. People who can only feel good about themselves by hating a scapegoat, by feeling superior to others.",I don't really agree..... It's the damn Jews doing all this! +Don't be stupid- Putin was the one who caused Hillary to focus on Georgia and Arizona.,"Yup, the commie forced Hillary to not campaign to the proletariat in the fly over states." +Did he say Imagination Agency?,Thats what I heard +Trump should just run old Obama ads bashing Hillary.,I think it's already be included in some attack ads on Hillary by non-Trump campaign ads. +"Judging by some comments I've seen here and elsewhere, it seems that to oppose or even hate Trump makes one a liberal.. That's some very simple logic, and that simplicity in thinking is what got us here in the first place.",Everyone knows life is binary +"that was incredibly close, good job. if you wanna run faster switch to your pistol, it might save you next time.",May as well switch to your knife! +"Also, shifting it into first, then back into neutral, and back into first because you weren't satisfied with the first one.","To be fair, sometimes it won't quite go into gear" +"Honestly, the Switch being always online is about as likely as all games on the Switch requiring tablet motion controls.",So entirely possible +"Worst Fantasy Week All Time? I don't think I've ever seen such a week where all the top studs in the league put up duds. If you didn't have Bell, you mostly likely struggled to win this week or easily lost like I did. To me this is the worst fantasy week of all time, and such a terrible way to start the playoffs.",I'm on 68 with Edelman too play and 27 of my points are from gano (k) and Philadelphia +The agility of a snow leopard,I saw a soldier in the rocks. +"There's a war right now, but it's the Republicans actively trying to fight Democrats. Our enemies outside our own borders don't matter at all to the right, they think their fight is with the left. Our country is divided, and it has nothing to do with policies or Obama, it has to do directly with the GOPs propaganda machine that blames everything that's wrong in this country on Liberals and it worked. We are the enemy, and anyone against us is their friend, including dictators and authoritarian foreign governments actively attacking us. It's a sad state of affairs. The right has lost all sense of patriotism in exchange for blind hate of the democratic party and liberal ideals.","In a few decades, once it starts to affect them, they will blame climate change on liberals." +"MFP works very well as a tool for tracking calories and macros. It's just a tool though, if you lie to it it won't help, it's not magic. I've lost about 50 lbs this year using it. Pretty close to my second goal (first was 175, pushing on to 165 and we'll see from there). It's very effective when used properly.","Duh, everyone knows that being skinny isnt magic... its genetic" +This is a subreddit that needs to exist.,r/gonewildstories +"How can anyone say the repeal created any problems, when even Krugman says it's impact was minimal.",Because it's the only thing close to deregulation they can use to pin the blame on the free market. +"Officially turned 24 today! Is it weird that when I was young, I had thought that those around this age were already pocketfuls of wisdom? That they knew what they were doing, and that they already had life set out for them? I was so excited to be around this age 10 years ago because I also wanted to have that sense of security and confidence. I hope I don't disappoint 14 year old me that I am not any of those above. I still don't know what to do in the long run. I'm still not confident of the future. I'm still winging it everyday. I still dream and wonder and then dream again. But I'm getting there. And I hope she's proud anyway that I trudged on the currents and high waters to be who I am today - still far off from who and where in life I originally wanted, but still... I know I will get there. Good morning r/ph! :)","Maogmang Pagkamundag, have a wonderful time :)" +How did you get so fat?,BRUTALITY! +"Because I have a morbid curiosity about this, I've been digging through the profiles of some of the more prolific posters in r/The_Donald. Some are legit Americans. But some literally do nothing but post aggressively anti americans racist sentiments with accounts that are 9 months old. I'm torn if they're just really shity people that live in the US and just discovered the internet or if they're Russian agents. Hand to god this is a real question I've been puzzling over for the last week.","During the election, on Twitter, you could feel the wave of russian twitter activits coming in for their morning shift." +Neville just has to have the last word,Karius to score 96th minute overhead kick to win 1-0 on Wednesday can't wait +"Not gonna lie, Calvinist Death Metal is a new one for me",So they're basically the anti-Showbread? +Two old ladies vs loading dock (wait for it),U know it's gonna be good when the time stamp is backwards... +Its a PVP game now since Helk is leading,As it fucking should be. +Since investments usually work exponentially it is easier to triple or double your amounts of money with higher starting amounts of money. Not saying any guy could do it though.,Put all your savings into stocks since it's bound to work ;) +The history of Australia is actually pretty fucked,... you don't say... +So did millions of slightly off high school girls.,Haven't heard that one before +"I blame all the people jay walking in between street lights downtown, in black clothing, darting in and out of traffic CONSTANTLY.","Whatever you do, don't ever think to blame yourself." +Went to 7/11 for some wine. Feel like I'm being mocked.,"Went to 7-11 for some wine Why don't your slap your host across the face and pour 4loko on his dog, it'll be cheaper" +What's the point of listing people who were correctly killed by police?,What's the point of lying for political ends? +I thought racism ended with with Obama though!,Racism won't be over until all whites are in chains or dead. +Iranian woman is sentenced to six years in prison for an unpublished story she wrote about women being stoned to death,Thank goodness Obama and Hillary are bringing more folks with this mindset into the US +I started late how did we get a safety?,the usual way of getting a safety +When Jeff Ward is on vacation doesn't it feel like the conversation gets elevated? Just throwing it out there. Jeff seems like a small minded bully. Name caller. Trumpish.,"Nah, I miss Jeff Ward" +17-6 on LAN with this roster.,"All their losses are on lan, fking onliners" +"Bday card 3 weeks late from MIL. Inside says, I'm not late. I'm sensitive.","Well, that doesn't smell of stalker vibes at all." +"I wonder if his wife was the instigator? A CIA asset that provoked the guy towards radical actions, and now the CIA moved her somewhere else.",Look at how sketchy Omar's dad's past is though. +Major League Baseball outlaws offensive hazing; no more dressing rookies as women or female characters.,So now we have the No Fun League and the Major League Buzzkills. +Candy?,"No, the Charles in the obituary link." +Looks like a plastic straw.,"That's because it is, OP is a lier." +What did actually live up to its hype?,No Man's Sky +Historically France is actually the most successful European nation in land Battles.,get you and your cowardly french logic out of here +"I agree, they should also let the male characters have more female villains who are actually villains.","Nah man, all female villains should be bisexual sluts who are just an arc away from redemption into anti-hero status at any given moment." +"From my hometown: she was just arrested on 11 felony charges to include armed burglary, felon in possession of a firearm, aggravated assault and heroin trafficking","FAME might mean fuck all my enemies but all I can think of is the Lady Gaga album, maybe she's a fan?" +"Excluding race, religion, or gender, which people do you not like?",Customers. +Cleveland will wear red Block-C hats with navy alternates,Where's the chief wahoo when you need him +it makes me laugh how CR was bigging up the realism and the calculation-heavy physics based space flight and all the bells and whistles - just to pastiche it back into some pseudo-WWII arcade feel. It creates a noticeable cognitive dissonance with some of the design choices. If they wanted WW2 in space - which is fine and fun - they should have simplified the physics driving it all.,#lol intakes in space +And after 10 minutes you'll be looking for the control panel to turn that shit off.,I wish you could customize it however you want with any color config :// +"If i would do this, my own friends would send me to hospital.","Well, hes got better friends than you do..." +"Well the problem then is that if he gets caught, he's doomed. If you think about the best jungle invaders, they're good not because they can get to the enemy jungle quickly, they're good because they can always make it out safely.","True, but then again if you're running around your enemy's jungle, you have two buffs specifically catered to keeping you safe in the form if wolf/raptor smite, which realistically are the only ones you should need [unless your sacrifice takes a significant chunk of HP/MP]." +We all should tweet the hell out of this to his twitter.,aapcares was trending last tym I saw on Twitter +Most iPhone users don't really care about updates. It's very possible to attract a large proportion of iPhone users without having to have the update longevity that the iPhone does.,They do care about the new emojis though. +"That's not a game, and measuring your reaction time there isn't accurate because of what you say in the title.",And you're not a douche +James K Polk? Andrew Jackson?,Yeah after I said this I remembered Andrew Jackson probably would've been a better choice. +I find it very interesting how Giratina-A floats despite A) having six legs and B) not having Levitate.,Walking is for plebs like Palkia and Dialga. +Superman's not a Republican.,"Well, he's from Kansas, so his vote probably is" +I wonder if he finally got committed.,I thought China wasn't into commitment? +"Nope, don't post a video of yourself doing something illegal..","I vaguely remember a few years back, kids decided to video themselves on the highway doing some high-speed racing and got charged for it." +I honestly don't get America's fascination with using machines for voting.,"B-but if you don't use machines, how is the politician's friend who owns the machine company supposed to make any money?" +For everyone who's all excited about Putin's influence on the election and the possible ramifications...,We totally cannot allow a democratically ellected human to be our president! +This is my favorite comment in the thread and barely anybody gets it. Have an upvote,What is it? +Someone is photoshopping Donald Trump's face on the Queens body and it is hilarious.,It loomks like Miss Busybody from Lazytown.. +"- Tom Brady: 50-1 at home vs AFC opponents since 2007 (only loss Week 17 of 2014, Brady pulled at halftime)",Total system QB +CRT is leaking,"But squids don't ride Harley's, how can it be leaking?" +Legion Drake(s) need love too,It's the name of an achievement. +THE SITE WENT DOWN BOYS. BACK TO THE LAB I GO.,F +Murtaza (Afghan boy with the self-made jersey) meets Messi,Can someone translate what Suarez said at the end ? +"First Brexit, now this burn.",It comes from French and Latin so that means it's right. +Maybe ol' chief here should've thought of that,"How about he gets busted down a notch or two, is forced to retire, spends the next 10 years or so in prison while his wife divorces him and takes the pension?" +so you are saying the military industrial complex will kill to retain their funding.,I think we're onto something here guys! +X Compact now $299.99 at BestBuy,Looks like this is back to $349.99 at Amazon and BestBuy +Excellent information. Did you compile this?,it was shared with me - I've seen some of this elsewhere and I am assuming none of it is top secret and figured the sub would be interested. +How has your profession changed the way you see other people?,"Engineer- I'm better than you, and I know it." +That's how I felt last season... But now I want two...,Check your privilege +"The BC equivalent of that place would be more like Hope, or Merritt.",She'd also be paying twice as much for car insurance here... +"Everyone complaining about bringing characters forward, am I alone not wanting Destiny 2 on PC?",shut up console peasant. +"Even if you didn't, just based on knowledge of other games you could conclude pretty quickly it's a character select screen.","Can confirm, did not play them old games, still understand the gif." +and people on here were really saying that Jose Calderon was better at basketball...lmao,I thought it was all satire +These would be amazing. *sigh* one could dream.,"Be careful, SP might see this as a sign that we want more dream fillers" +"My parents won't allow my fiance and me to sleep in bed together when home for Christmas. We decided to get a hotel, now family is mad at me.","I can't believe you won't follow your parents wishes, you harlot." +"Most they toss man in front everything they don't like? Not that this isn't a particularly stupid complaint, don't like how they use twitter, don't follow them.",Stop mansplaining! +"Considering that cyclists aren't protected by seatbelts, airbags, and crumple zones, I think it's a understandable that they get aggravated when put in a tough situation (even if it wasn't all that bad in the end).",Cyclists *are* protected by the crumple zones on the other cars though.... +"People will say this is why we should build new pipelines, because they are safer. Fact #1: If the pipelines are built by companies that are immune from prosecution when they do leak they will and have not been built with safety as a top priority. Fact #2: You may notice that there will be no mention of renewable energy as an alternative. This is to witness the limited brain function of monkey like primates.",How am I supposed to make money off of my Exxon stock if we start using renewables? +"Who else had their most frustrating Iron Banner ever? Rant incoming. I'm a middling-on-my-better-days PvPer with around an .83 k/d, but have typically enjoyed and even held my own in past Banners. I started out pretty strong, winning a handful of matches and quickly wrapping up my bounties (other than matches played / won). For the last three days though, I was on an epic losing streak. I lost count after 10 matches and didn't want to look up the actual total. I was getting sniped, supered, and shotgunned if not immediately after spawning, then consistently under 30 seconds after. Over and over. I know how to play the meta too - I read a lot here, Crucible playbook, even watch some Twitch streams from time to time. It was impossible to reach the spark, let alone grab it, and most of my teams were broken up at best, mercy-ed out at worst. I don't know what was happening but it was the most frustrating I have ever found a game that I think we all agree can be pretty fracking frustrating. I did stick with each match and grabbed a few items that inched me closer to 400 - so all was definitely not lost - but in terms of my desire to go back into the Crucible / the next Banner... oy. I don't blame Rift as the game mode (though some of the spawns do seem very one-sided), and don't know enough about the switch in match-making protocols to comment on that aspect, but for whatever reason this was by far the worst Crucible / Banner experience I've had. While I recognize it's a very different dynamic / play style, my hype for round two of SRL has been seriously muted. I hope other Guardians had a decent Banner but man... I did not. End rant.",I enjoyed IB this time around. +"Bilal Powell Powell broke out when Forte went down. He was playing a 49ers team that has been generous to RBs all season. Given that Forte's injury may keep him out another week and Bilal is a hot waiver wire add, I thought it'd be a good time to discuss him for those considering rolling him out Saturday against the Dolphins. How have the Dolphins been against the run this season? I know they just contained David Johnson to a degree but outside of that I am not too familiar with their run defense. Outside of that are there players you'd play Powell over? Or vice versa? Let's talk Powell guys.",I'm glad he's safely tucked away on the bench of a team that didn't even make the playoffs +Press the purple button,It doesn't look like anything to me. +Pefection.,"Eh, I give it a D+" +so exact opposite?,"Yes, you freeze them with liquid nitrogen to make them harder, because hardness obviously equals strength." +Going out to night clubs. At some point you realize how boring and fake it all is.,"Oh you are so mysterious and unique, can I please please please be your apprentice in the ways of the arcane o' grand old wizard?" +Fox news now taLKING about new guccifer 2.0 leaks (live link),r/titlegore +"Who would you say is the face of the Colorado Avalanche? Would it be Duchene, (my pick) Mackinnon, Landeskog, or someone else?",Rene Bourque probably +Does anyone know how to watch it outside of the US?,It's on Youtube! +ill trade you 5 cc2 for the white spirals.,I think you forgot the +In Regards to the U.N. News about Wonder Woman,"Yes, yes, but she's white and has big tits, so she can't possibly be a good role model." +"That's what I thought at first, and was disappointed, but in retrospect, it wouldn't have worked in film at all. Even in the books it's a bit unnecessary.",Not to mention how we all wished Tom Bombadil was back in the movies! +Having HIV is not fun :(,Really? +THIS AIN'T NO MOBAFIRE GUIDE! I DIDN'T FEEL THE RAGE FROM THIS COMMENT!!!!! FIX THIS!!,HEY STOP BEING SUCH A DINGUS BOY-O IM HELPING OUT MY FELLOW RIVEN PLAYERS IN A NICE AND FUN ENVIRONMENT DEVOID OF SALT AND TOXICITY +What?,"League of Legends reference to Nunu, a champion." +Giant panda no longer Endangered,yay when i can order my giant panda coat? +You realize any game is created for the sake of profits? The reason many games don't go the supply drop route is because they would probably lose too many sales and the microDLC money wouldn't cover the lost revenue.,"You realize the marketed MWR as staying as close to CoD4 as possible, then blatantly lied and slapped microtransactions in there for the sake of profits?" +What is the most heartbreaking song you know?,Jimmy Eat World - Hear You Me +"Far Harbor makes NO sense (minor spoilers). One problem has been itching the back of my brain since Far Harbor was released. --- How is it that the islanders live in the ramshackle town of Far Harbor, instead of Acadia? It makes zero sense. The human population predates the Synths. The fog has always been a problem, ever since the great war. The one and only part of the island that NEVER has fog, is Acadia, due to it's high elevation at the peak of the island. --- Thus it makes sense that the humans would have made Acadia the capital of the island, and all other cities including far harbor would be alternately settled or abandoned as the fog ebbs and flows over the years. The Synths, being immune to radiation, could just settle wherever. The only way it makes sense they would ever wind up in Acadia is if they somehow got rid of the humans that would logically have built a city there long before. Literally unplayable :P","Access to water gives them a way on and off the island, so it makes sense that people would be there, although maybe it isn't a great location for the capital" +"At work, no Pokestops near",Time to buy pokeballs with coins and earn Niantic a lot of money! +"To be fair, I buy coffee with this unhackable decentralized borderless peer to peer digital gold almost every day. Not using intermediary debit cards either -- straight BTC.",but but but da fees ... and you have to wait sometimes 12 hours before you get your coffe. +BPD Drug Control Unit Seizes Over 400 Grams of Heroin,So many lives will be saved with this junk off the streets. +"Eh, just hide your birth certificate until after you're elected","I mean, it worked for Obama" +"Uber drivers feeling stiffed with fare decreases, lack of surge pricing | Metro Calgary","You mean there is a supply and demand dynamic involved in the pricing, unlike with taxis?" +Trump should just have his intelligence briefings printed out for him so he can read them at his convenience.,Maybe they could break them up into a series of tweets or have Alex Jones read them out on his radio station. +How is this not higher,Because it's cliche and overused now. +"damn, the lefts worst nightmare. blackmen who want to escape the democrat plantation & who speak elegantly & intelligently.",Nah they are race traitors and uncle toms who are selling out their kind to the white man. +LeBron James - SI Sportsperson Of The Year Ceremony 2016 (starts at 28:10),I'm glad the basketball expert in Jay Z shared his opinions on the Phil Jackson drama.. very insightful and he seems very knowledgeable on the topic.. +Good thing there are plenty of experts that can do that and summarize the information for the average voter,...and I'm sure those experts would be completely non-partisan. +I dont know why is this getting front page?,Because this is the quality content that the front page of this sub thrives on +"100% this. Like you give up on your reallife, and seriously play 8-10 hours every day, or forget it, no idea what they are thinking.",Gotta appeal to the e-sports crowd +Donald Glover Is Going to Be Young Lando Calrissian in the Han Solo Movie,god bless DonGlover +"Yes, you can pull the left stick all the way down. The propellers should only shut off once its on the ground.","Whew, good to know as I was only pulling it down maybe 3/4 of the way because I needed to land quickly but didn't want it to come falling out of the sky!" +"Engine swap suggestions for 1994 Ford Explorer? Explanation in post. So in 1994 ford had an Eddie Bauer trim explorer that my mother fell in love with. She owned it for 15 years, put 350,000 miles on it and eventually due to odd circumstances had to get rid of it. I was 15 years old then. Now I'm 22, out of college and want to do something special for her. Thus my idea to get any 94 Eddie Bauer I can find and restore it. The only thing I'd want to change is the engine so it gets better than the stock 14 MPG, and has a little more power. Everything else I'm going stock OEM. So, any suggestions on engines? I'm trying to hit 24 MPG... Obviously the horrible aerodynamics of the truck it's self play a factor, but I think y'all get the gist.",2jz-gte +Because you may not be as shitty as you think. You can learn to enjoy the little things. Orgasms. Being warm. A dog. Self improvement is always a thing. There a bunch of different paths to happiness. Maybe you'll start meditating and reach nirvana,Basically if you really really really can't get sex find another way to be happy. +That's a pretty shit way to die,Deserved it. +4am Goofey Selfie,Why this is front page? +"Possible that enough players haven't played against him yet. Larkin has had about a season and a half full time in the NHL, and last year he was one of our best players. Everyone has noted him. AA is kind of flying under the radar (of everyone, including our coaching staff until very recently)",AA who? +I'm 5'8 and I'm attracted to girls taller than me. I'm also attracted to muscular women. I am also attracted to dominate women (in a BDSM sense). All three of those things are rare and finding a woman who has any combination of them is even harder. Finding a woman who has all three is pretty much impossible.,Have you tried men? +"Trust me you really don't want to come down when it's summer, some of our days have reached 40+ and go on for a week. Right now I'd love love to be chilling in chilly Europe.","Yeah, summer there is much more harsh than in the mediterranean...I understand" +Science-Fiction,"To be fair, if we as humans are simply content with what we have, we would still be living in wooden huts." +Im helping,ITT +"Too many guys just sitting back and collecting a paycheck versus kids who actually fight every night :( We need 100% of a team effort. Right now we don't have that, and when Howie's in net we have even less of that because... I still haven't figured out why they just look lazy when Howard is in goal.","Well, problem solved, I want this guy as our coach" +"This powerful Xbox One controller remapper is what the Xbox Accessories app should be, it's called reWASD",well looks like we hugged it to death... +Wow! What a LOT of hot content you packed into that album (to say nothing of the things you packed into yourself)!,Thanks :3 I kinda felt bad for not posting in so long and I wanted to this for awhile x-x pent up feelings from work and holidays lol... yay. +assuming everyone on reddit is american...,Isn't it a fact? +Baseless Paranoid Theory regarding UMVC3 PS4...,Haven't they said in interviews that the roster is already set? +"I guarantee she isn't diagnosed with OCD, she's just anal retentive and annoying.","From what I understand, having an undiagnosed illness makes you more interesting." +Alex Jones Scrubs Pizzagate Content; Complaint Reveals New Tie Connecting Shooter To Jones,Pizzagate is real and the lamestream media is doing its usual coverup +"Thank you for realizing this. As a Southerner, I am proud of my culture, but I hate when people assume I'm advocating slavery because I like good manners and hospitality.","As a northerner, good manners and hospitality are not unique to the South." +Reddit is kind of like fight club. Nobody I know ever talks about Reddit.,Hey when does the narwhal bacon +Vatican Nativity Scene Pays Tribute to the Plight of Refugees,Darn leftists.. +U forgot to mention whereas jarvan locks people in with him u can dash in/out but with camille the target can't leave but ANYONE can walk into/out of it and if she walks out of it herself it breaks,"yeah fuck J4, he has a knockup, a long range dash, a lockdown, a shield, a slow, %hp based attacks, armor shred, cc immunity, what were they thinking" +"Well that's seriously awesome. The updates have been great so far and we all really appreciate it, so thanks for doing what you can to make this game even better.",I've been really enjoying scream dont respawn at people while frantically running towards them as well +"Without Obamacare, 52 million Americans could be denied insurance",ITT: I really don't see how a bunch of hopeless people worrying about dying is going to affect me +Umpire leaves Contreras out for dry in Game 2,"Catcher had a mini panic attack thinking, Fuck, did I I not actually just see the ball foul off?!?" +i came for syndereN,did he swallow? +"Had Sex on Stage, Everybody Clapped","Oh damn, I'm suuuurre this happened, I mean what Marine that is 18 would possibly lie about something like this On another note, the details a just so...." +Most played champ... Teemo. I accept your hate with open shrooms.,Most played : Urgot I wonder which one of us is the most hated. +what is PDD?,"point defense drone, it blocks enemy projectiles." +Can Imago Loop drop from the Nexus?,Learned this the hard way. +Underwood him?,Frank Underwood from the hit Netflix series 'House of Cards.' +"If you win the lotto, get in touch with me, I'll build you a proper gaming PC. This one is shiny...but there are MUCH shinier out there... :D",Can u help me :/ +You are an inferior being,GOT EEM +"Hitman holiday level pits you against the baddies from Home Alone, so you can finish what Kevin started",I would have preferred breaking into his house and assassinating the little bastard himself +KR patch WL vs KFM,looks balanced +Lots of baking with my mum.,What kind of things do you guys bake? +I've pushed away many attempts at friendships and relationships due to anxiety and possible depression prompting loneliness and feelings of inadequacy.,"Did the same until I started therapy, would definitely recommend, otherwise I'm here for you" +if bill gates woke up tomorrow and said lets fuck up the worlds economy what would be the best way he could do it?,Ask George Soros. +"I'm only 13, but OK.",Even better +Very detailed and subtle. Is this your painting? Amazing work,"No no, see the above comment!" +"Just read the descriptions. Looks like it refers to the Malay archipelago rather than Malay Malay. I mean Gajah Mada is obviously Javanese. Just wondering why they chose Malay rather than Javanese, much like how Civ V used Javanese with Gajah Mada as their icon.",But Civ V was Indonesian Civilization instead of Malay/Java Civilization +anit trust is a thing,What's an anit trust? +I got two zeruiahs in 5 pulls. It was beautiful. No. Seriously. I DID,TMW zeru gate not out yet so you piss no one off yet +How to trigger r/the_conald,Honestly you can't compare apples and oranges +"I don't get it, how is that broken?",Because graveyard hate isn't allowed in standard +"Wrong subreddit, friend. I do have to say though, I'm subbed to r/pathofexile and this confused the hell out of me, lol.","hehe, my bad, thanks" +"I hate the fact that there are police as much as the next guy, but I think that everyone involved was just a victim of stupid laws.","Yeah, I'm sure the guys that get paid to assault and extort people are as just as innocent as who they assault and extort." +Yasuo Mains disgust me,Hi Emil +you guys really just think every decision he makes is his label huh? I'm sure in 2 months he'll release a song and you will still bring up this damn peasants thing,"Tbh, his label probably told him to call them peasants" +I just looked up symptoms on WebMD. It looks like the correct diagnosis is cancer. Everyone please pray for Julio.,"Oh, God, I have it, too!" +"At the Obama mic drop, the Google mic dropped too","And, they made the mic purple when Prince came up." +Monk post Leeds United 2-0 Reading,Ignore the shady bloke in the corner on Pornhub. +Dota 2. It's stockholm's.,Pendragon did nothing wrong +A Boy Named Chad,What do incels named Chad do when confronted with the reality that the guy their fellow incels hate is named Chad? +Hindsight is 20/20,How original. +Dio mio quanto mi manca la storia siamo noi,"Per anni ho fatto colazione in compagnia del terzo reich, AMA." +"How to get the most out of this game? Hey guys, I'm planning on buying BDO now that it is on sale and would like to know how to get the best experience from this game. What procedure should I take things in order to enjoy the experience to the fullest?",SWIPING YOUR CREDITCARD /thread +How on earth did I die?,Cropping 5/7 +Sarcasm is lost on the masses without a sarcasm tag.,needs +This is discussed about once a week at this point.,:'| +Wade being overrated Spo just being there along for the ride of the big 3,Wade is so overrated that he's basically invisible on the floor for the Heat this year. +Why are you still on this subreddit?,Because year 1 is the best one obviously +Coulda faxed Bernie a few of those debate questions so he could get the same amount of preparatory time as Hillary and her staff.,"Yea, theres no way he would be prepared for a question about Flint's water crisis during the Flint townhall without a heads up." +Eh priest isn't really available legitimately anymore,"It wasn't available in most countries tbh, but who cares if you don't live in NA, Germany, France, UK and few others..." +This sub acts like trees still aren't legal I love it,"Oh yeah, I guess I was too stoned and missed the part where my state legalized" +"To elaborate, NJ already has a law on the books that requires when at least one smart handgun becomes commercially available, all new handguns sold after a certain period must be smart guns. It should come as no surprise to anyone that groups like the Brady Campaign have pushed for NJ to start enforcing the law... it seems even the state doesn't really think that's such a good idea anymore.",I assume this means for the police as well. +"Christians in U.S. Are Less Educated Than Religious Minorities, Report Says",I'm shocked! +"If her brushes were actually dirty she wouldn't have such a beautiful complexion. They're makeup brushes with makeup on them, I'm sure she cleans them weekly (or so).",No u have to throw away ur brushes each time u use them don't be discusting +"Lmfao, that wasn't me cheating xD xD",Yeah just like how you're not cheating now +"I am so flattered to be in this sub! My MIL eventually broke into my house, shit on my furniture, and then killed my dog. BIG FUN!",You are so overly sensitive and you cant take a joke! +"It's the double standard I object to. This fool gets a pass, while a conservative would get crucified for the same thing.","for us to make Jew jokes we are anti Semitic nazis, but for them they are just shining light on the oppression of Palestinians" +When your one night stand asks so what are we the next day,I threw up a little +"That exact scheme happened dipshit, read the rest of the comment next time.",Its just like the satanic child-abusing daycare centers from the 80's. +That doesn't mean that it makes sense though.,No it doesn't mean that at all. +Complete Surveillance Video From $1 Million Pharmacy Robbery In Euless,Some detective is matching up and analyzing butt cracks as we speak. +It's only slightly better than Harrison.,"Yeah, that's so obviously a surname (Son of Harry) that it's just weird reading it." +Japan could be hit with another Tsunami,And how did you come up with this statement after reading the article? +College student about to try adderall for the first time. Do's? dont's? tips? I know the obvious you'll get hooked don't rely on it use it sparingly but what's your preferred route of administration? Have any tips and tricks? How long am I gonna be focused? Should I eat when I take it? Should I snort or parachute it? What's it comparable to?,Drink lots of water but you will figure that out on your own :) +The thing is that series is not about their origins. Its about them crusading.,Yeah I'd love a book of just 300 pages of the Emperor looking at test tubes +(Spoilers Extended) What piece of lore makes you go WTF? There's a lot of really weird stuff out there. What bizarre pieces of lore just leave you puzzled? Maybe we can all help you make sense of it.,"From what i've read in TWOIAF, anything east of Qarth/Dothraki Sea." +"It took over two months of requesting, but I did it!",Gonna do this with RG then drop to 2900 and stay there forever thanks for the idea! +"If only they were not so lazy, Sockshka, Joraal, Matrice, Crio_J, and the other french pubstars could succeed. Pretty depressing.",Sockskacouldn't live with himself after stunning the boar I guess. +mine seems to only hear hey google for some reason.,"I seem to have a stroke anytime I say okay Google, but not hey Google." +"Joe Silva profile: Details ruthless business tactics, says he made 'seven figures' when UFC sold",What a little douche bag. +"Italians are considered Latino...? But yeah, what a douche.","Italiano, latino, they're practically anagrams" +tank you byron scott,Me too tanks +"I'd prefer this happened for defenders by default but since Ubisoft doesn't seem to have a problem with the amount of killing outside by defenders, I think this is actually a nice buff to Glaz.","Yea they should probably nerf the defenders more, win rates have been too high since the semi auto nerf" +Thanks Reddit. You saved me from potential credit card theft. Always wiggle the card reader.,"Fuck, he found it - now I gotta put another one" +"I absolutely believe it was a manipulation tactic. The whole date was pretty much this: Me: I like to ski. Once upon a time, I was a semipro. Him: skiing is so stupid. You shouldn't waste your time and potential with things like that. Me: oh so do you ski? Him: well I can get down like any blue. You should play basketball instead. Basketball is so much better than skiing. You would be a great basketball player if you got in better shape. He dissed my looks, dissed my career, dissed my hobbies, even dissed my favorite foods and color. The whole night was like an assault to everything I enjoy mixed with trying to manipulate me into his ideal submissive woman","Dang, he sounds like a real winner!" +"My local Thai restaurant sporadically applies an automatic 15% tip on customers they think won't tip. It does say in bold letters on front of the menu that a 15% gratuity might be included in the bill. Apparently we get a lot of foreign visitors who don't have tipping in their country as they pay their waiters a living wage. So they don't tip when they come here. So the restaurant will 'helpfully' add the tip onto the bill if they've racially profiled you as from a non-tipping country. Okay fine, but they add the tip in the illegible paper tape math from a 1980s era cash register, and still leave a blank tip line in the credit card printout! So several people have ended up tipping 15% on top of the 15% (which works out to about a 32% tip) and those that realize it later have left some very angry reviews on their yelp.",15+15=32 +The other thing.,Something else. +Funny how literally not a single MSM article will show the Instagram posts or Podesta Emails.,Can't be reporting fake news! +Hendrick's gift to Alex Bowman,I thought Hendrick's gift to Bowman would be the 5 car +MLG partners with YouTube for MLG Vegas!,This is going to make the community very happy! +"Damn, your mom has presidential potential.",Problem is though she is a woman. +Yes it does smell like gas but its also 23 years old it just smells like an old car when it starts,"The fire looks cool but, I'm concerned for you" +That one warrior who didn't even pick it up tho,I'm a ppe +"Yeah, I am seriously not sure how this turned into Americans be like this. Especially when OP never even mentioned his nationality. (It's not an unreasonable assumption, but...)","Because Americans are slutty, haven't you ever seen the documentary Girls Gone Wild?" +Major key coming at you guys for fast leg and glute recovery.,If you only workout your legs once a month you don't have to worry about slow leg recovery. +"I agree with OP. Sous vide cooking has a whole lot less effort than just throwing steak on the grill. All you have to do is salt and pepper the steak, vacuum seal it, and throw it in the water and forget about it. That is the best part about sous vide cooking is that it doesn't matter if the steak is in the water for 1.5 hrs or 4 hrs. It will come out cooked the exact same either way. I use a cast iron skillet and get it nice and hot throw in a pad of butter just until it starts to bubble and sear steaks for 30 seconds on each side. Not sure why OP's stead didn't have much crust on it after a minute. Likely wasn't hot enough when he put the steak in the pan.","Besides amazing perfectly cooked steaks, the time savings alone is pretty much worth buying a sous vide circulator." +"Mail carrier saves Christmas, empties burning mail truck full of Amazon packages","Was about to order AMD, but switching to Nvidia now." +I love Surf music. I play a little bit of surf music and some classical. My guitar teacher hates Flamenco though.,Could you recommend some? +Though the fact that Jones beat DC recently probably hurts his candidacy.,"DC flipped Henderson *higher* tho, so it cancels out!" +"Nevada Progress - Clothes/Outfits, small teaser",Some sort of The hills have eyes easter egg? +"What hockey event or story would you want to see turned into a documentary? There are so few ESPN 30 for 30s centered on hockey and it made me think about how many compelling stories there are. My first idea was the career of Mario Lemieux. There are very few individuals who mean more to their franchise than Super Mario. Controversial tanking and drafting, amazing career, injuries and illness, and saving the team multiple times. It could be called Le Magnifique. What documentary would you make if you could?",Rangers 94 cup +"Yeah, it's called an Alexander's Star. My dad got one in the 80s and he's never solved it. It's a bitch to even attempt.",Pretty sure I could attempt it with my eyes closed! +"What the fuck?! Ugh, it never fails to amaze me how unaware some people are.",Right? +Decriminalization of homosexuality in Europe,We are such a progressive country +"So, are magnesium alloy cases really that good?",I've always thought that Mg alloy was nice and light - but also quite brittle. +loading screen in my neighborhood,Why'd they have to make it a black male? +You might not have realised but the islamists are already engaged in that,"Certain factions, yes." +I use Coinbase but I'm not really invested in the Bitcoin community/news. What's wrong with Coinbase? It's always been fine for me.,Apparently they're providing details of every transaction in the past few years to the IRS. +U.S. Officials: Putin Personally Involved in U.S. Election Hack,When friends treat you like that you deserve it. +"Hi Beam Marketing, Eat a dick. K, thanks, bye.",I was thinking Basil Hayden's and Bakers represent great value +Customer states alliance are best quality shoes. I was originally going to install a set of meritor shoes as they were a few bucks cheaper.,Hey customer is always right! +Classic As a Black Man over at The_Donald,"Yeah, no black men voted for Trump, that's ridiculous" +"Benefits of RSI So new medic here,in school we learned about RSI, but where I did all my rides here in Jacksonville then only use etomidate and versed or ketamine. What exactly are the benefits of RSI as opposed to just using etomidate and a sedative?",YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING BADASS NUFFSAID +"1. I agree for the most part. 2. Shrill means high pitched, that's exactly what it is. Not sure what's mysogynistic about that. 3. Who's been homophobic here?",It's close enough to Shillary so might as well make it a misogynist term +"Ok, so OSPF is something you need to know for the exam. But it's not an exam topic and not on the exam. Ok.",You don't need to know OSPF but you need to be aware that it exists and you need to understand basic AD/Metrics. +Anyone else having Elizabeth's dress disappear in BioShock Infinite BC?,I am disappointed in the lack of Lennys +It is now LGBTQLMNOPQRSTUVWXYANDZ....FYI,What's the FYI stand for? +"So proud of us sone, and to all of you who said it was meaningless xD","Yep, they are going to get a huge award for this, right?" +"Wait, so if Micheal can't die, what CAN kill him? He can survive being scooped He can survive being springtrapped He can survive a huge fire *Can he survive a nuclear explosion?*","I'm telling you, this could all be a dream (The entire Reddit gets triggered)" +That's positive right?,"Well, duh, it's got the word hero in it." +Sure. I'll go back to wondering how the manufacturer made this board.,Maybe they ordered copper plate and laser cut it.... +"Guys, masama ba talaga lunukin chewing gum? Mga nakatatlong beses nako eh","wag lang gawing habit, kasi mahirap ma digest ang bubble gum" +"Let em, they are only 28% of the voting population. Sure they own guns, but the US military has tanks.",Fuck yeah love a good civil war +Are you a woman though? I wouldn't want to smell manly...,I'm a woman but amber smells very feminine +I have heard about that one. That is one I want to check out. My question is how do you ensure that everyone actually use it?,On your computer you can see if every student is logged in to ensure they are on task +He mentions it to Barry shortly after his dad dies it must be hard seeing me or something like that.,and how it was truly tragic or something like that +"Welcome to the internet, where everyone is smarter than everyone else","Any idiot can claim to be smarter than everybody else, but I actually *am* smarter than everybody else." +"Why CXP made me quit. I'm that guy who has been playing since day 1, with all 8 stories completed multiple times, 100% on operations, 40'000 achievement points, and over 500 days playing time. Even my oldest child, who was a baby when I started playing, is now playing with me. A lot has changed in my life, so where I used to play a TON, my playtime now is limited to somewhere in the range of 6-8 hours a week. About three months ago, I joined a raid team that was still progressing on HM revan, and since they were cool people, I didn't mind slogging through it with them even though I've cleared it on multiple characters, both in 3.0 and 4.0. Nearing the end of 4.0, we were making really good progress, getting further each week, but this CXP system has changed everything. Now, just to get back to a point where I can continue playing content I've already cleared at a couple different levels, I'd have to spend months or even years grinding and grinding to get back to a relevant level of gear. Where I used to be able to switch characters on a whim so as best to help out my team, I'm now limited to focusing only on a single character so as not to fall further behind. That play style is not appealing to me, even if it were possible to keep up to my teammates at my current level of play. Since it isn't, I've decided to stop subscribing to, and playing the only MMO I've ever been interested in. Thanks, Bioware.","But this is a story only game, it's casual, and you get to play story over and over again, why does gear matter?" +"Michigan recount reveals error, but not the one Jill Stein wanted","but michigan is a voter ID state, voter ID is supposed to prevent voter fraud." +You underestimate the sheer number of meth heads here in Indiana,I often drive through Chalmers and I always chuckle at the Meth Watch sign located directly behind the Welcome to Chalmers sign. +"I love you. When I get to my pad tonight, you will be crowned first gild commander. Take pride, soldier.",Aw man OP you didn't deliver +"Bro, yes that was indeed the joke.",Oh shit I thought it was a Ray Lewis joke +I need that daily inspiration for finals,I love Bruce Lee +Mechanic is stripped and de-boned.,Death by horizontal boring machine. +"You know women are individuals and not a singular entity, right?","Brb, gotta consult the hivemind before I reply." +wat,someone forgot the +I would buy this book today.,I would buy it tomorrow (It's 11:14pm here) +Or put in the sidebar,Asking the mod's to do something new on this sub....Oh mate ur walking the thin line of getting a 5 day ban. +"Chilling Grasp Ah Puch basics are out of synch with animation Kinda noticed it right away along with my friend the next day it is really obviously, out of his attack chain it looks like the first two out of three I believe clearly look like as if he is shooting them from his hands and not his staff due to I believe delay. Kinda a nit pick but also triggers my OCD. Also expecting the classic really, thats the least questionable thing about that skin so don't even.","Really, that's the least questionable thing about that skin" +"Oh yeah, I totally believe that someone who raped a 10-year-old without a second thought is safe to release back into society after spending several years with hardened criminals.","Fuck hundreds of years of work in human rights to make sure that if someone is wrongfully convicted and evidence comes up disproving his giult later, we can undo it amirite" +I rack the fucking weights back.,You're a hero +DELL S2716DG 27 2560 x 1440 Resolution TN 144 Hz Refresh Rate and NVIDIA G-Sync - $449.00 ($699.00-$250.00),"Went out of stock now, while I was ordering.. fack" +Boot logos work in 9.3.3?,Only respring logos +"I think this is the most accurate statement about the current political environment. The country has become very divided, and each side is highly polarized against the other. It reminds me of a video I watched from the 50's. 2 guy were being interviewed about politics. One was a republican. The other a democrat. They completely disagreed with one another, but still managed to be very respectful and courteous towards one another. If only we could have that today....",YOU'RE WRONG AND STUPID FOR POSTING THAT BECAUSE... +"The headline is incredibly misleading. The *one senator* calling for his impeachment is Leila De Lima who has already been proven to have received bribes in her previous job as secretary of justice from drug lords to protect them and/or allow them special privileges in prison (phones, guns, prostitutes, recording studio, food, alcohol etc...). She will soon be formally charged. It's also unlikely that De Lima was legitimately elected to the Senate; the 2013 and 2016 senate elections have been compromised but the investigations have been stuck in the mud for a while. (And by compromised, here's how bad the 2013 elections were: The same 60/30/10 voting pattern was preprogrammed across the entire country.)",Your explanation is illogical because it is against the Duterte-is-evil-narrative that international MSM is trying to sell to the world. +Well that sucks. That was a bad checkpoint placement in between the 1st and 2nd phases of the boss fight.,Clearly you've never played dark souls before +Bitter Liberals Post Selfies of Themselves Flipping Off Trump Tower - Breitbart,"Ooh, they sure told that building what's up." +Can Palpatine clear out Hogwarts? If yes. Can he do it at his worst and their best? Or just their best?,"With Duel of the Fates playing in the background, Palpatine casually strolls through the grounds and castle, killing everyone in his path, laughing evilly, and claiming the place as property of the Galactic Empire." +let me engage my super telepathic fortunetelling farseer powers,And? +"If you could ask the late Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago one last question, what would it be? I guess most of us really look up to her for the things she has done and not (Nangurakot). And besides her incomparable intellect and effective sense of humor - she's also a figure of honest justice for our country. So if you have the chance o ask her one last time - just one question - what would it be?","How does it feel to always stand by your principles in a country such as philippines, with citizens such as ours?" +Big Ten the new king of conferences,That BIG bias +"What an excuse. Let's just forget about solving things in a humane way. Let's just go kill, because that's going to stop all the violence.",Because that work so well in Mexico against drug cartels. +"20 fake accounts, Rs 60 crore found in I-T raid on Axis bank branch in Noida",These are isolated incidents +This was foreseeable. It was knowingly overlooked.,For the greater good +That Yogg was not fucking around!,He's tired and sick of your shit +Don't say that. It's a bad word.,lol maybe you shouldn't watch that stuff then +What do you call that sweater thing?,That *thing* is Yukino Yukinoshita. +I actually kinda wish they'd slow down releasing heroes. Having to deal with one or two weeks of broken heroes every release hasn't been fun.,"Oh yeah man, I remember how OP Butcher, Kharazim, Rexxar, Morales, Artanis, Cho'gall, Lunara, Greymane, Dehaka, Chromie, Medivh, Gul'dan, Auriel, Alarak and Varian were on release." +"There were a few bug reports after the Zarya patch went live that SEF was bugged: if Earth and Fire both die Chen will be killed when the ult ends, even though Storm survived. Looks like the bug is still around.","It's not a bug, it's a stealth nerf obviously" +"Fun fact. Chromie base health (last buffed to 1365) is higher than Li Ming, Erik, Baleog, Abathur, Murky, Tracer, Valla, and Raynor. Seems wrong.","Yeah but Erik is overpowered, so it's fine" +Who cares about HEALS...IF EU TEAM still DIES IN THE END....Soo LuL...So have drafted better instead of picking Illidonger!!,"Ikr, heals and peeling ,both so shit, 5 assassin is the meta" +"How dare you care about your own country, neighbours, family and friends more than people on the other side of the world",Why can't you goddamn idiots see how well increasing globalization (and thereby CO2 emissions as well as every single other kind of pollution you can think of) is working out for the planet? +I had to: Inside the mind of an 'honor' killer in Pakistan,Just remember that there's no compulsion in religion and everyone will be fine. +You can pick up the standard version of Prison Architect in a bundle cheaper than if you were to buy it by itself!,Thank you for this sir +"I wish more units were like Agrias, aesthetically. I'd like to tone down the glowing nonsense covering up Terra's sprite. And freaking Xiao. One of my favorite units. You can't barely tell it's a person at 5-stars. Looks like a walking fireball.",Idk walking fireball sounds kinda badass +Why you can't just ignore the CIA report on Russia hacking,But you can ignore the FBI and the director of national inelegance. +"Globalization is not evil and you should stop portraying it as such. Thanks to the jobs that have been moved offshore, billions of people in developing nations have seen their quality of life improve dramatically. In turn, western corporations have cut costs leading to cheaper products with more money for R&D. There is the unfortunate condition that blue collar workers in western nations find less job availability, and we can work at alleviating the pressures they feel. But globalization has been a net positive for both developed and developing nations.",And that's why you've never been better off +He even used the Native Pharah skin (arrowheads instead of rockets),That was **totally** on purpose... +Does Stella need to be maxed skilled for this to work?,"I would like to know this too, and any replacements for verde because i dont have him :(" +"This is the first time I've heard of this idea, although I am pretty new here. Will have to definitely get myself a notebook and do this.",I figured it would help a newb like me as there are so many choices out there. +No easy games in the ~~Prem~~ top leagues.,Says the guy from Serie Juve +US cancels major aid package to the Philippines over human rights concerns,Withholding aid has been successful in getting North Korea and Cuba to change their ways also. +someone who truly believes that climate change is fake or that millions of people voted illegally in the election shouldn't be allowed to vote.,"Yea, we should have intelligence tests before we let people into the voting booth Because there's no way that could go wrong." +Not all are renters. Plenty of people who bought there when housing was relatively cheap.,and have lower property taxes than their neighbors thx to Prop 13... +You fucking wanker. You get rid of that socialized education shit and suffer under unrestricted capitalism with the rest of us (rest of us being the US and third world nations),Feel the Bern +5s teams and 3s teams names are swapped with each other,Not even riot cares about ranked teams +"You realize female and male cows are quite literally raped? Females are artificially inseminated. Bulls haha, oh god you won't believe this but here goes: someone jerks them off into a bag to collect their semen. Last time I checked cows and bulls lack the ability to consent to these things. Humans are not the only species that can be raped bro.",yes but those are COWS and cows are LESSER ANIMALS +"Would someone please look at me! I've lost re-election, please, for the love of God look at me!","He has a posse, better watch you back, pard." +I suspect that campaigns will work with Russia or other adversaries in the future to coordinate a hack and disinformation campaign against their opponents. There is some wavering of house and senate republicans on expressing outrage and wanting to investigate right now but this is very close to being a precedent that it is okay to have foreign countries interfere to help your party.,I have an easy solution to this problem and it involves not doing shit that would tank your campaign if it came to light +"Global Mission Results: 16,423,231 out of 100,000,000.",So close +Sci-fi Visual Enhancements is pretty sweet looking,Must be inconvenient having all the continents under 5 inches of water +United States bombs dropped on Laos 1964-1973,I didn't realize Laos was such an isolated island +"Donald J. Trump on Twitter: If Russia, or some other entity, was hacking, why did the White House waite so long to act? Why did they only complain after Hillary lost?",Unfortunately we can't all know everything that's happening all the time like Donald +"Its not the same bug, he doesn't even fire for the other people. You're just standing there for them. Got it 4 times in 4 rounds of playing Tachanka. Nice.","Ubisoft game testers make minimum wage, don't be too mad at them." +TIL there is a plague of money vampires in the US.,"yes, they're called 'poor' or 'urban' or 'immigrants." +Falling with style,I thought you need to hit the ropes three times before it breaks? +Wow. This is amazing. Really shows bad people can do good things. Dov is emboldened by the fact he set up a company that didn't exploit factory workers like other companies. And that's a great thing he did. But he's also to blame for allowing greedy business people to dismantle that.,Ahhh got to love business talk on Reddit. +"Game Thread: Flyers vs. Blackhawks 8:30pm Here it is, Let's Go Flyers, Fuck the Pens.","damn i started watching during the comeback, i take full responsibility" +It's because they hate Clinton.,I think many of his supporters are using him as an excuse to be racist and to shame Muslims and homosexuals. +What is the greatest video game weapon of all time?,Autosniper +"I kind of regret watching. I *really* hope this person wasn't on LSD and instead some other, more dissociative drug. You can feel pretty much everything on acid, I can't even imagine how fucking traumatizing this was psychologically. Hope he sues the fuck out of these people, hope that handler loses his job, and I hope that dude doesn't remember this experience...","dont worry, if this was real police brutality there are safe guards for that..." +"Did you read the entire post? What OP is basically saying: Do it now at LL379 and receive a LL384 NF drop vs Do everything else first, increase your LL to LL382 and receive a LL387 NF drop.",Or do the NF and receive motes of light +I'll sell you my account for $100 (I have the skin),:| +"The more that I hear about Bednar, the more I wonder why I never saw any of this when I was actively going to church. This is really disturbing. Do we really want a guy who acts like this to eventually be leading the church?","Either people will be disgusted with him and leave, or they'll support him and you'll know where they stand." +Expert is bullshit.,Looks like quite the fun ride. +I'll reply when i get home from work. I'm going to get breakfast now.,"Shit dude you are making yourself look cheap, stop it already." +me irl,Now THIS is a good mem +"Vladimir Putin 'personally involved' in US hack, report claims",Uhh... FALSE FLAG FALSE FLAG! +"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis, The Wise?",Well he's Snoke so we're already gonna get that +"So, we're getting that independent Clinton investigation done as well right? I'm not even American but you guys are making yourselves look like the biggest hypocrites. I read the many posts on here about Trump needs to face the music when he loses and to accept the election results, when you guys in fact can't. The shilling and misdirection and lies. It's insane. From both sides mind you. I agree with everyone who voted Trump. It was the ultimate anarchy move. They don't care about qualifications it was done just to piss people off. How are you still not understanding that.",You must be a commie +Alt-Right Terrorist Dylann Roof Guilty on All Counts,Wasn't he just a liberal actor? +Barron.,Middle Name: Cyber +GH5 will shoot 4K 10bit 24fps. Best camera on the market once it arrives in early 2017.,"Thanks, will have to take a look!" +"You'll be fine, Yahoo got hacked. Just throw it off the Eiffel Tower, it will work.",Is there any tweak so my phone won't break when k throw it? +LF2M NF Bounty Leave names and I'll add to chat. Mic not required.,tris1313347 391 hunter +I think it was a recon mission to spy on the Vex.,They're doing an excellent job of spying +"Cube them two Jahs, and then baby you got a stew going.",That Cham will get him way closer to his enigma. +Why the hell would you want a teenager with you at dinner though? That's *almost* as bad as a toddler.,If not even worse! +"I don't know about that, in the short he clearly shows sadness and excitement, not to mention while in game he has a laughing emote.",forgot +Am I the only one who likes the new Apple Music design?,You're literally the only one. +I forgot it was 8:30 AM and tried to order Chinese food Disappointment. Still havin fun though,Never give up I believe in you! +"Re:Creators original anime announced. Directed by Ei Aoki (Kara no Kyoukai, Fate/Zero, Aldnoah Zero). Original idea, story and character design by Rei Hiroe (Black Lagoon manga). Studio : Troyca (Aldnoah Zero",So where does this take place in the Re:Zero and ReLife timeline? +Does anybody not bitch and whine in these game threads?,But my clearly superior team isn't performing exactly as I expected with an earth shattering fantasy score +"I bet one of those little, round betta bowl heaters would be perfect for something like this.",Just put it on a hot plate! +I find that hard to believe.,Mate are you like 14 +what did he expect was going to happen?,This has to be fake. +"Chelsea are fast becomming the most likeable team in the prem, even a bigger turn around than on the pitch from last season.",Helps when you don't have the football Grinch managing you +Smoking Coffee grounds? Wtf? My dad was telling me some stuff people did while he was in jail and he said people would roll joints with coffee grounds in it and apparently it got them high. Is this even possible or is it just some dumb jail shit?,actually believe it or not coffee converts to meth when smoked +"And then you ultimately only use 1-3 of them, but mentally keep tabs on the rest for later.",If your using chrome theres an extension called OneTab which compiles all the tabs in a window into a list of links. +the talent is picked at level 4. think about how many games you know you're going to win at level 4?,A lot considering the early skirmish results and team comps. +"Starting a podcast with a similar feel, anyone interested?",im down i've tried to do this with people on reddit 3 times (shure sm7b 1080p camera) pm me +"My flair suggests that I shall comment on this: Because of her Nasty personality coupled with her op abilities. I find it entertaining to see a character being a bitch, but at the end, she's still strong as hell and gets the job done. Which is: kill monsters and save people. Heck she just killed a giant octopus in a matter of seconds. Imagine if there were lots of civilians at the area, and the octopus was rampaging right? Can you imagine the casualties it would have? So with Tatsumaki, she have just saved hundreds/thousands of lives back there in a matter of seconds. Plus her thighs..","doesn't matter how many thousands or millions of lives you saved, at the end of the day it all boils down to your personality flaws" +Their all woman hating misogynist. The whole racist group is sad really. Democrats are superior. I can't wait for the electorate to overthrow trump!,you forgot the +You're responding to the guy that told people to 25 round burst with a Cyclone.,He clearly knows what he's talking about here too +Those are good points. May be we should just get rid of tab in our text representation altogether. Is there any use case for having a tab character(ascii or unicode) since it is an unprintable character anyway?,Maybe we should get rid of line breaks too since they are unprintable characters. +Badum.,Freeeedom! +Hatchimal for sale,Try returning it so that someone who actually wants it can buy it at a normal price. +That's your native language,"To be fair - he want them to speak it, not to write." +He has one this time every year. It literally says: Before POTUS goes on vacation. That'd be pretty flippant if it were a big deal.,The vacation is in a bunker. +Sa ne explice Olivia Steer cum sta treaba.,pai nu au tratat-o cu sirop de Agave si unguent cu aloe ... au mers la spital ... de aia ... Daca ii dadeau niste Oscillococcinum ... homeopatic ... sigur ii trecea ... E o conspiratie a spitalelor +"I'm tired of Tim Hortons trying to cram my patriotism down my throat. Fuck you Tim Hortons, your coffee lids fuckin suck and most the people working at the ones near me can barely speak english, always fuck everyone's orders up and there's always a slow-ass line up any time of the day.","Look, Tim's just can't find Canadian workers, so they were forced, forced I tell you, to hire temporary foreign workers." +"That when said I had smoked half a salmon at the weekend, I hadn't done so in a hubbly bubbly pipe, but a smoking oven.","This comment doesn't make any sense, upvoted." +Microcosm,"Yeah, but where's the apartheid and Palestinian concentration camps?" +Only if people let him. Don't let him.,Tell that to his ~~cult members~~ voter base. +That's how you know you are a great leader; when your followers behave like this.,Calling them deplorable is why Trump won! +"Carpenters are better than Perkaholics though?! 600-1200 points for everyone. If all players just use this, everyone can buy Juggernog and we can play without dashboarding....",Are you the guy who made the Licensed Contractor is better than perkaholic video? +"I just guess, most jungler with mana go blue, jungler without mana go red. After I took their raptor/wolf, I ward their buff through the wall. If I see enemy jungler, I will just leave quietly while they are startled. If they are not there, I take their buff as well and leave.","I'll try that, thanks!" +Willy Hernangomez goes for a walk.,"Gather steps, he didnt have possesion of the ball" +I made an iPhone 6/7 wallpaper from the new artwork if anyone else fancies using it :),"Rise up, when you livin' on your knees you rise up, tell your brother that he's gotta rise up, tell your sister that she's gotta rise up, when are these colonies gonna rise up..." +Uber Drivers and Deliveroo too. As people's wages get pinched and pinched they will be more likely to strike. Good on them all I say.,Uber drivers can't strike when they aren't employees +"A community support structure where you can interact with your neighbors on a weekly basis and work towards good in the world. It could be accomplished by a secular organization, but them having a supernatural lore attached doesn't hurt anything.",Aren't unitarians pretty much what you just described? +"Tampa Bay Rowdies will submit an expansion application for 2020 by the Jan. 31, 2017 date",Bring the I4 Derby to the MLS! +Umm..that's bladedancer invis. It's a perk on their skill tree. And Nightstalkers can also do it. It's a hunter thing,Last I checked titans don't get that perk +"Good offer but im not intrested in falcos, not the prettiest rims lol. But will you take purple chaks for the FSL?",Would you consider the purple chaks and hypernova? +I don't think tax payers should pay 1 billion dollars to give bored people something to do.,**ding ding ding** spend 2 million dollars on really fast public Wi-Fi and the problem takes care of itself. +"embarrassingly, i was in my 30s before i learned that anne frank died in the holocaust. i always thought she had made it out, like elie wiesel.",Well you just taught me something lol +Can't you ask for a hippopotamus like a normal kid?,How about a rhymenocerous. +A USPS truck caught fire and the postal worker rushed to save all of the packages from catching fire.,Yea great now my package was just thrown on the ground instead of on fire.. +The Failing New York Times to vacate eight floors.,MAYBE THIS TIME THEY WILL TRY A NEW STRATEGY RATHER THAN CONTINUING TO DOUBLE DOWN ON THEIR OLD ONE HAHA RITE GUISE? +Did you mean to share this chapter? We are on 18,"I presume he shared it cause it's Viz, which to my knowledge is the official translation." +Last week of December which means rip me becuase i'm going on a cruise,Oh no that sounds horrible +The DW12 chassis will be used through the 2020 season.,"That's expected, wonder if a new engine manufacturer will come before" +Is this sarcasm...? I seriously can't tell nowadays. :\,Assume all cuck comments to be +"NECRO DID NOT NEED A BUFF in case you didn't know, we are still waiting on that hydra buff (also I need to get my hands on that fucking sword)",BUFF NECRO WE NEED DEX NEXT +"Poetry's fukn dumb. Always has been. That Poe dude and the Frost one tried to make it worthwhile, but too many pretentious fuckwits pretty much ruining it entirely to even bother with it. :C","While you were busy with pretentious fuckwits, I was studying the Sturlusson." +I play Warhammer. 100 bucks won't even get you started.,Hating Matt Ward will. +We need a ban on white men,How many times will the white apes chimp out before America wakes up? +"You aren't talking about being a citizen, you're talking about being a subject or a disciple of the world's shittiest fucking religion.","Nah, it's not that bad." +will I be able to recieve 8.0 update?,"As far as I know, rooting prevents you from getting OTA updates." +doesn't fit the narrative of millennials gettin screwed,I don't think millennials need a news article to figure out they are getting screwed by this government. +I was a TF main for the longest time and only just learned that last week. :I,do mains not read tooltips :/ +Im actually shocked I found a place that actually enjoyed those stories.,Are you litteraly shaking now ? +"Switch tour announced for North America, will be playable at PAX and SXSW",Thank you Nintendo for forgetting that (most of) Canada and the entire Southeast US exists +"Don't forget birth certificates, comrade.","Too easily faked, as we can see with OBUMMER" +Ubisoft is giving away 7 free games on Uplay (PSA),"I posted this yesterday, where's my gold?" +Meme Liberal,Best post here in months! +"I am a bit disappointed that Apex of Sacrifice is not a part of the Atlas First of all, don't get me wrong GGG that this is some kind of a rage. I really admire you and your team for the latest content which is making this game greater than it has already been. On the other hand, I don't understand why the Apex isn't part of the Atlas (yet) because it has all requirements to be considered as a map. It has to be activated over the map device, and it can drop maps which have a higher tier than one, which is only possible in maps. The Apex and Alluring Abyss is an endgame content which has been introduced quite a while ago and is still done by a lot of players. I even think that it is one of the biggest endgame contents done by many players. To guarantee some variety to those runs, I would really love to see some different mods being applied to this area. It is already pretty great, but it can furthermore be enhanced by adding it to the Atlas, making it possible to be affected by Sextant mods. Does anyone else have the same opinion? I'd like to hear what the community thinks about it. Maybe the upcoming new big patch would then be a good possibility if GGG gets a bit feedback from us. Regards, Redentor",It would be too big a boost to life-based builds cuz you wouldnt have to roll seething on your flasks and can instead just roll the sextant mod +In there natural habitat for once.,This is obviously shopped +"Grayer's my only solid bench piece at the moment and Len's hopefully going to progress a bit, I can't give up on him right now. Sorry.","Alright, what were you thinking when you asked." +Is Reddit (not mobile) on Safari being weird on anyone else's phone? It mainly seems to be CFBOT and I keep getting a problem repeatedly occurred error page. If someone doesn't fix this I'm going to have to find another group of losers to shit post with.^<3,Just another thing Apple isn't compatible with +"LPT: If someones existence offends you, you are bigoted not them.",No the real bigots are the people I don't approve that get mad when I firebomb their house +What game are you trying to get? I'm actually thinking of moving to Hallandale/ Hollywood Fla in a few years. Winter can suck it.,Looking like the wings/hawks in March but not sure yet. +"So are a lot of the pro-Trump accounts here. More than a few of them already decided to reach this same conclusion. All at once. You know, as with most totally spontaneous, sincere opinions.",Things that make you go hmmmmm... +Twins: Rod Carew undergoes successful heart/kidney transplant. Expected to make full recovery.,It's a Hanukkah miracle! +He's too busy cowering in fear.,Because he's gonna GeT fuCkInG REkt +Donald Trump: I will release my tax returns when Apple brings back the head phone jack,Martin Shrekli's response: This +"Yeah solo standard and standard needed the change way more than 1s and 2s Once the ranks settle out after this adjustment, there will be a shitload of people at the highest rank",definition of shitload: 0.2% +"Ex-specially. Also, not really a pronunciation error, but when people write wah la instead of voila it makes me want to scream. If you don't know how to spell the word or phrase you're trying to use, just don't.",I thought you typed Viola instead of voila and i was like How could you fuck that up so bad??? +And thats the way you do it,A sincere thank you to all who had a part in this. +"Yeah, not arguing against winter tires at all, but that person definitely just drove off the side.",But if they had been driving a lifted diesel truck with big tires that made lots of smoke they could have drive right out of the ditch without stopping. +Most blatant case of Gyno I've seen in a fighter,I was thinking the same effing thing. +Jesus was just me wanting to fuck everybody's womynz so I started turning water into wine to get turnt. Things got a little out of hand so I had to fake my own death. Came back to tap one freaky bitch one more time and got caught. Played it off as a resurrection then got the fuck outta there.,You're hilarious +Lol,u/thecalculatorman stop holding water for Putin +"Nah, rumours are that they're being moved to Quebec. The Quebec Pay System.","Nah, pretty sure that's Carolina." +While we're on the subject. What the heck is a Seahawk?,"A seahawk is like an erne, or a sea eagle, or osprey." +Autocorrect should be named Autoassume. It doesn't know if the changes are correct.,Did you just assume my grammar? +Pizza is my favorite thing. Also you are a hottie. No offense just noticed lol,"I'm so offended, how dare you!" +Woahh didn't see that one coming,"Well, it *isn't* called a trap for nothing." +"Ooooooh Delta Force. The first real army simulator. I remember playing fps games and then there was Delta Force. Like you went over a mountain and took like 1 minute to scan actual targets, plan an attack route, watch patrol paths, calculate how fast enemy support would come. God I loved sniping enemies on some hill 2-3km away.",Game even had bullet drop before that became a prominent feature in games now. +12-year old Muslim boy tried to detonate bomb at German Christmas market. R.I.P. Germany.,"Come one guys, it probably was just a clock" +"Wired, the tech focused magazine, is sjw libshit? Could you explain that to me? Im not trying to be funny. I just can't see it.","Any tech related outlet, no matter it's age or political distance or history, is inherently left and thus necessarily sjw." +"Park it on Market, right? That's where I park almost anytime I'm in downtown. Fuck paying $30 to park.","TBH I work downtown and I ride my bike, but if I ever drive I park over around eighth." +"Of course he did, and he will write off much of the rest of it. It was all a shell game.",Because he's smart +He was just too nice. I hear he helps builds a schools and stuff in poorer countries,What an asshole. +"cobalt/titanium white chakrams, dom gt, lime sunburst offers","sweeper pixel fire, loopers, white traheres (maybe cobalt veloces) for cobalt chakrams?" +Can you not leave your beard trimmings in the sink?,"My husband cleans his beard trimmings and i don't use makeup, our sink is pretty tidy lol." +Sometimes I get a little overzealous,"B... bu... but... the wage gap has been debunked by YouTube studies and Reddit posts, hasn't it?" +"See, you're helpful to the students really.",As is Canadian tradition. +"We didn't die! Our prayers were answered, God is real!","Wait, is this how religion survived evolution?" +So I got caught by conservation police today for smoking a joint at a convenient time of day..,This should be posted in r/whoadude +Just Nick,"I want Nick back on the show so bad, we only saw a mere glimpse of him on Koh Rong" +"I am not familiar with codingdojo; I'll have to check them out further! If I were to pursue a web designing career, I feel I need to be able to show credits of education towards web design. How long have you been with coding dojo?","One week, it's is 14 week boot camp, but it is a great experience, it is intense, but in just 5 days I've gone from no knowledge to making basic websites!" +"Yep, even being just a tiny bit under as opposed to a safe couple hundred under can set me off too. Love your username btw :)",thanks :) +Playin Austria. Got bohemia and hungary under a PU. Rekted kebab in a war. And allied to castile. Its a good game,Not a good game until you Revoke by 1600 +You know the difference between me and you? If it was announced that Jeter not only took steroids but sponsored his own brand of steroids I wouldn't be shocked.,yeah but he didn't hit a lot of homeruns so there's no way +"He was in Core, but present-day Core team is now different to the point of unrecognizability. If the argument is merely about repo continuity, as far as I know Gavin still controls the keys to the Core repo and could invalidate that argument instantly if he chose (and even if he no longer controls the keys, this still shows the basic arbitrariness of who is and isn't a Core dev - or a BU dev, for that matter).","No, they revoked Gavin's access to the repo and never gave it back." +Some Negan/Glenn comic fanart I worked up a while ago. Micron pen on comic backing board.,I don't know why I clicked :( +Was not expecting to walk up on a dog...,Yo today I found a planet of Mini T. Rex's I'll post later when I get home and upload to imgur +"Ah yes, because shooting unarmed children is what everyone wants to do.","It depends, is it a Catholic child or a Protestant child?" +"he aint gonna drop, people will already start to transfer him in",...and he dropped. +List of confirmed/likely confirmed Switch games,"That Link guy knows a lot of things, is he a good source ?" +it's nhentai's fault for giving it a small thumbnail and only one good tag ^^guess ^^which ^^one ^^:),Full Censorship +"All I want is Emre Can, Adam Lallana and Divock Origi.",Are you a Liverpool fan by any chance? +hiscores you fuck,Because #1 was always the first to 99 the skill +Did you buy Super Mario Run? Just trying to get an idea of who bought it? Hardcore fans satisfied?,What happened to everyone boycotting it +Has he tried Erdogan yet?,Implying Erdogan will even talk to non-muslim +Can anyone eli5 how posters this amateurish get released for such a massive film?,Member berries. +Because I was able to provide logic and reason for the anti-apple circlejerk. People that hate the circlejerk want to assume it's just whiny people hating trendy things.,"Yeah man, fuck you and your *logic*." +"You got that backwards, we've picked a brain surgeon to build urban housing.","Well, he's clearly an inner-city man ya know?" +Report: Russians regularly shelled eastern Ukraine in 2014,I hear those artillery shells weren't on duty thus the Russian government can't be held accountable for whatever they were doing on their free time. +Leave them behind.,You've been raptured! +Meme Magic is Real! President Trump Rainbow.,Are the colors rightside up on this rainbow? +"please go ahead, I'm selling on his behalf btw",I'm certain you're only trying to help him! +"Well, I am personally pushing that agenda, and I have been since the pussy tape. I am aggressively involved in pushing the agenda. Is that unfair of me? I think you should be aggressively involved in defending your side. The right is not well represented here, because their side is rather hard to defend.",Because there are only two sides.. +He started smoking weed. I didn't. Guess I wasn't cool enough anymore.,Fuckin nerd +Build it and they will come,"Haha, I'd love to open a tobacco shop and lounge, but I know nothing about starting a business" +Personally I don't care. For me it's all about the fun/gameplay. I see my pilot for like a couple of seconds throughout a match due to the switch to 3rd person. If the game was 3rd person I would care more.,Agreed; looks are flashy and all but they aren't what keep me playing the game +"You ought to look up the argument from ignorance. The idea that he won't argue any more, therefore I'm correct. That's your fallacy today. It's like a child in the schoolyard.",Get boned.... Ooh look how mature I am +"So is it safe to expect Halo 6 reveal in 2017 with a 2018 release date? Never played Halo, and with Microsoft's recent approach with PC gaming, I think that Halo 6 on the Windows Store is a safe bet. I'm just wondering how long I'm gonna have to wait.. Heard a lot of great things about Halo 5 on Xbone and Forge on PC. (I'm not a fan of the idea of Halo 5 Forge, I'm interested in a full blown new Halo PC release).",I'm guessing we'll get a short teaser at E3 2017 and a release in Fall 2018. +Good for you. I hope the same is true for the people you impact.,Who? +Buzzfeed Hates Men,"Might be an unpopular opinion, but I was happy Hila was in this video to bring some balance to the conversation since, while the video might be a bit much, it's not like this isn't a problem!" +I dunno about credit card. You should get some BTC and head on over to DDF though :),What's DDF I don't see any vendors matching that acronym in the list. +Blizzard should make a brawl where you could only play as your least played hero. Just an idea.,That sounds no different than the mystery brawl. +"Nerfs? So obviously Jade Druid and Pirate warrior are the top decks out of this expansion, and as is Blizzard, we're likely to see a dumb nerf in the coming months to one or both of these decks. My question is, what do you guys think it'd be? I honestly can't think of a good way to nerf these decks, and as such I personally don't think they need nerfs. Jade druids specifically can't really be nerfed without completely ruining the archetype.",They'll obviously nerf call of the wild again! +Big ball lineup to counter small ball,It would also take away minutes from other developing players like Dario and Richaun (if he ever plays again). +"thats not drama. thats just giving credit to the people they deserve. he didnt say amazing did something bad (even if its meant as little insult, which i dont believe, its hardly drama)","Don't burst the bubble man , it was definitely drama don't you see" +Thousands of Muslims donate 10 tonnes of food to help homeless Londoners at Christmas,This totally makes up for all the terrorism +Football just isn't Kentucky's thing. Football and Kentucky don't mix. We all have things that are right and wrong for us. Kentucky has the best basketball program in the country. Their successes in basketball make their failures in football look insignificant. This girl and you meshed like Kentucky and football. You'll find someone some day that will mesh with you like basketball does with Kentucky.,Goddammit now im crying. +what server?,EUW +"I have a little sympathy on this one. If you learn behavior over 17-18-19 yrs, it's hard to change those traits in 3-4-5-6 years.",People that use too many hyphens. +It works on solo offline. What you on about?,I'm getting regular xp in solo actually for some reason +Nox,"Oh hey, Satan!" +"more like sarcasm doesn't properly translate in text form. I recognized that it was a sarcastic dig at OU fans, but there were people last night on here that didn't.",Shoulda +This is the last thing a douchebag Chad sees before he gets intellectually checkmated,"He's not the man women want...but, he's the man women Need." +Teddy Long talks about Ole Anderson and Ric Flair calling him a nigger on multiple occasions.,"Oh but what about New Day saying blackexcellence, that's racist" +"What's good about it? It's depressing from start to finish, it takes place during the time in American history we'd most like to forget, the characters are unlikable, there aren't any pieces of action or vivid scenery to hold your attention. Oh, and slightly traumatic if you have a brother or sister with mental disabilities. It qualifies as a book by having pages with words on them, but seriously, what are you supposed to be getting out of it?","What do you think of the novel, To kill a mockingbird?" +Daisy Ridley audition tape,Seems legit! +Merry Christmas from r/Ymir Hi! P.S. Buff Ymir,HI +Best thing about this game is salt,Good job censoring name +Things from AliExpress that can make your life easier,Thanks +Stecher has been too good to take out of the lineup,"We here agree, but that's not to say the org agrees also..." +Vertical Sources: Portland center Festus Ezeli is likely to undergo season-ending surgery on his left knee. Finalizing procedure decision.,And to think they picked this guy over Kevin Durant.... +I tried making a new type of rotmg edit. idk if it's good or not.,disliked for lotll in shatters montage +The alternative is Monte. Let's think about that for a moment.,"Monte has charisma and certain kind of charm to him, I wouldn't say LS has either of those qualities." +"alright so the math 208.. profs are aware that students who take those course are trying to get into jmsb, right? so maybe they will average with the B-? I gotta be like that since I fucked up the midterm...","Yes, classes that constitute prerequisites and are meant to weed out people always get curved so the average is the minimum grade needed not to get weeded out." +get back here,And it grabs the guys hand like it's about to struggle lol +Ha. I checked out the comments simply because I had never of a 479.,You a word +"How to do your own taxes I hear doing your own taxes is relatively easy if you don't have a lot going on. My question is what's the best way to learn and go about doing my own taxes this year? I don't feel like being ripped off for someone to charge am obscene amount of money for five minutes of work. I've used turbo tax in the past, is this the best route? I've had two jobs this year and I co-own a house. No children no dependants.","check our your local library, they may have licenses of tax software you can use for free with a library card." +Next rank in: 0. Is this a bug or is it supposed to be like this?,Critical trials are next. +I know it's just a friendly reminder that most Asian girls are sick of being fetishized by white dudes.,Don't generalize like that you fucking racist +"There are American flags *everywhere*. Like, for real. So! Many! Flags!",I think they have a problem remembering which country they're in since they go to some many different countries bombing them so they need the flags to remember they're in the US and not Syria. +Tell me when you understand my first point maybe then you'll be ready for a second.,You really do have deep rooted emotional issues don't you? +Meanwhile I walk through the airfield on a full server and dont find any action. I can't wait for higher pop servers.,"You should see the airfield around server restarts, it's usually 3 different groups fighting it out." +"That's fucking awesome, but that's not very related to this sub.","Yeah, he should post it on r/trees" +Can it be a rivalry when we whoop them all the time,Hmm someone seems to forget that they lost 6-3 earlier in the season. +"There was an AskReddit thread shortly after the election asking for people about their experiences meeting Trump. The answers generally said he was a pretty nice guy, thanked waiters and cooking staff, tipped well, polite, etc. Who knows how he'll treat presidency though.",He will grab the job right by the presidency +Maybe the cod team is actually the worst team in the org,It probably is sadly +"After recalling Zach Sanford from the AHL, Capitals currently have $237 in cap space.",Clearly this is just them saving some space for the trade deadline +"I mean, what's off the rails? Dismantling Social Security, Medicare, ending sanctions on (and even giving untoward benefits to) the global power that hacked our country to undermine our election, causing a war between China/Taiwan, backing out of NATO, backing out of all climate accords, and threatening sovereign powers with nuclear war? Because most of those things have been promised and all seem likely.","Ending net neutrality, getting rid of Dodd-Frank, overturning roe vs wade, creating a list of Muslims, creating a list of people working on climate science, ... but I'm sure things will be fine once he's in office." +How Journalists Covered the Rise of Mussolini and Hitler,"But both sides should get equal coverage, as they both have valid points." +How much would you pay for this team?,About 3.50$ +present,Ahh G'day Mate +"Wrong season predictions thread? What were some predictions you made before the regular season that turned out completely wrong? I'll start I thought the Cardinals were going to dominate the NFC having a nearly undefeated season (15-1), and then lose in overtime in the Super Bowl to the Patriots.",I thought Zeke wouldn't be all that good because I was young and stupid and we all make mistakes +If the public has an equity position then that exposes them to risk of losses if the plan doesn't go well. Do you want that?,"If it doesn't go well, the public has to pay back their bonds with general revenue." +Oswald gonna make Pingu look like a fucking anarchist!,Uphold Marxist-Leninist-Oswaldist thought! +Well this is new. Anyone have anything they'd like me to mention to the NSA?,It does this all the time dude +Deadman Seasonals .. no xp waste,Learn to use prnt screen +28 Kansas City - Need a friend to explore the city with,First KC post I've seen in a long ass time lol +Finished with my real life perks! what do you guys think?,No widow's wine? +Realistic Zelda creatures because we wanted to. OMG!! Now get your slingshot...,It's so cute! +CIA had apologized to Turkey over false allegations regarding Oil trade with Daesh,This totally builds their credibility in the Russian Hacking... +"I agree with you, hunting is not humane. People can ask if you were starving to death, would you eat an animal? But to me that's very very similar to asking if you were starving to death, would you eat a human? Like Jesus Christ, is I don't know an acceptable answer? I mean, I try not to dwell on morbid stuff like that","If you are starving to death close to me feel free to take a bite, we can eat each other smartly to make it last longer" +"If the Switch is less powerfull than the xbox one, would you still buy one? Recent rumors told us that the switch might be less powerful than the Xbox one. If that is true, will you still buy one?","No, i will cry and buy a shitty PS4pro with far less power as my PC and never think of the amazing Nintendo games" +"Brisbane, Sydney, Melbourne Airport Transfers, by Black Bow Chauffeur","ya, that was a legit customer alright." +Jokingly rammed into my friendly NC at the end of a match; let this be a lesson.,So unladylike. +How to pronounce Woodysgamertag,This subreddit needs more quality posts like this. +Can we get a lettuce flair to go along with Brady saying he feels as fresh as lettuce?,He is fresco como una lechuga. +"Victory Sunday **Welcome to the Victory Sunday Thread** It is Sunday, 6:00 am here in the eastern half of Hyder, Alaska. It's time to ask yourself: What was the one, best thing you did on behalf of your fitness this week? What was your Fitness Victory? **We want to hear about it!** **So let's hear your fitness Victory this week! Don't forget to upvote your favorite Victories!**",Did my top set of 145kg squats x5 without seeing stars this time +Apparently you bang saladino,Hey bro I was joking - thanks for being such a solid poster +Iwobi at Utd thats a shocker too,"Yeah, usually they've built a wonder team by 2018 in my saves" +Without Wisconsin.,Does Wisconsin have a high voter turnout rate? +"What incident made you go Wow, I'm an idiot?","Instead of pouring milk into my glass, I poured it onto my plate of meatloaf and Mac and cheese." +Damian Lillard after 45 point loss to GSW: This sh*t is ridiculous.,Dont worry Aminu is still injured wait till he gets back +Le Russian hackers,H A C K E R M A N P U T I N +Keep At It,"Demotivator: Water just goes to show you, given enough time, anything can wear you down." +You know fiber is taking over when this is all the triax that gets pulled in a brand new NFL stadium.,Once we get everyone fitted for 4K then it will be time for abandon it all because everything will be wireless. +"I had a black friend that would get pulled over all the time and they'd let him go just as fast 'cause he was always nice and cooperative. Never did any jail time, never got a ticket for anything. So maybe just be polite lol.","Yup... that's the case for everyone , everywhere , too." +It's the waddle that paints the full sadness to it.,"*I walk a lonely road, the only one I have ever known* *I waddle on, I waddle on*" +"Hello, it's me a friend with a video of loot from 10 hours of Lithuania",Cx +"Here is my cat theory based on roughly 50 years experience owning or being around cats. * White cats, as in totally white, are insane. * Siamese mix cats are the most mellow, cat-like cats out there. * Gray/white cats are Jekyll and Hyde. They are like autistic savants or something. * The bigger the cat the more mellow and good around kids they are. The smaller (as an adult) the more unstable they are. * All black cats are pretty damn aloof. * And of course yellow tabbies will be fat eventually. When young they will be normal. That's about it really.","The only black cat I ever owned was actually needy as fuck, but I'm with you on the Siamese-mix thing." +Feels crazy seeing California red.,Must've been before the millions of illegals started voting. +No one gets between a Mamma and her Babies,Who the fuck spells mama like that? +"A future patch, DLC, or sequel should make going rogue a permanent choice They should have a rogue BoO you start over with and a whole rogue parallel mechanic. Meaning once you're rogue, you're fired on by JTF in the PvE open world but the LMB is now your friends. And you're automatically rogue when you go back into the dark zone. Maybe a new part of the city that's like really fucked up and destitute where the rogue BoO would be. (kind of like how the northern dark zone sections are) and your new BoO could be in a massive LMB fortress. It's a really weird mechanic that you can just murder your colleagues and go back to normal. There should be larger and more defined positives and negatives for going rogue or not going rogue. It would even be really funny if you then have Keener in your ear now instead of Faye.",So salty about getting PKed that he wants the guy's character to be fucked for life +"Yeah, if you've ever had to deal with someone acting super irrational in public like that it's not so easy to do. You can't just lay down the law because that usually means getting in a screaming match which doesn't help anyone. I feel for the grandpa.",You've met my wife then? +Jesus,"Pfft, global warming is such a scam, I'm freezing my ass off." +None of them will get laid like ever so don't worry.,I get pussy pretty often thanks to my vote for Hillary! +"This is how it feels to be a small club. Let's just face it, we won't win because we don't spend money. We don't have replacements for players who are out of form. We don't have players for players who are injured. Just watch the games.",I sincerely hope this is +"Anyway Army can pay for cyber cert exams such as network+, security+, etc? I'm just looking to milk the Army to pay me for these cert exams. I'm SIGINT which kinda sorta falls in line for justification. I'm currently learning the actual materials for the exam through college and 3rd party sites. I will be maxed out on TA from college courses, so that is a no go if TA was allowed for the exams. Also happy holidays warriors hahaha.",Put it on your GOVCC +"Agreed, no idea why I'm downvoted for that line of thinking. Guess the people who'd rather blame the grandmother can't stand a dose of truth.",Yep because no one is an awful driver +MLK is rolling in his grave,"Its not segregation, its cultural appropriation!" +"Why is there no water cards in the game? So far we only have ice and fire cards, but water? lol",maybe thiere's gonna be a water arena at 4000? +Not big 4 + Not corporate backed = Not good.,I think you forgot the +Maybe? Probably not as much as the internet would tell there is.,"As somebody that has gotten their perception of feminists excusively through TiA, I can tell you that you're completely wrong" +I went with Daks Out For Harambe,Got an opponent Dix out for Harambe +"Pandoc, write stuff in markdown (like reddit) then you put it through a program and it comes out all beautifully formatted. Also you can include snippets of LaTeX in there should you need any particularly fancy formatting.","To be honest, exporting latex to markdown is easy enough" +We've been bamboozled!,We've been smeckledorfed! +Going from a 10 minute mile to a 6 minute mile pace for multiple miles takes longer than a month.,"Good thing he has 2 months, then" +What does the Constitution have to do with this?,"Well, the 4th, 8th, and 14th Amendments come to mind." +"Larry Kudlow (Pro-TPP, Pro-NAFTA, Anti-Minimum Wage) Will Head President-elect Trump's Council of Economic Advisors",What a Populist! +Another Great Family Party,The vegan options were: - Vegan bread (I brought it) - grapes - cherries Who else loves Christmas? +Leak reveals Rex Tillerson is director of Bahamas-based US-Russian oil company,DRAIN THE SWAMP +"Only for US citizens, sorry m8",Because everyone at NASA is American. +When was the last time the Cardinals won a playoff series at Wrigley?,"Actually only played you guys in the postseason once, but how many have the Cards won at Busch and how many have the cubs won at Busch?" +He's going off the grid,He doesn't have a social security card for Roy! +Sweet jesus. We're about to be annexed by Russia.,You guys better watch Red Dawn to prepare for battle... +Oculus Rooms and Parties. No love for Rift?,It seems like jornos nowadays would write any kind of article without doing basic Google search and assign click-bait titles just to attract more clicks/views.. Oculus needs to make a time machine instead +Patty Mills at the US grand prix Qualifying,Who's the blonde on the far right? +Psst... Want to buy some drugs?,Yeah +"+1, never heard of it until this post.",We got downvoted lol +Well it's not just top lane where NA doesn't have talent....,They have bjergsen tho +Chemical giant DuPont will pay more than $50 million but admit no fault under a proposed environmental settlement after releasing toxic mercury for decades that made its way into Shenandoah Valley waterways.,"In bringing this settlement to a close, we are finally righting a wrong that has impacted the South River and the South Fork of the Shenandoah River for so many decades, Great job Governor I'm sure the 50 million (if they end up paying all that) will adequately cover all damages." +"What do you think Android O will be called? I know it's a bit early, but Google will probably preview Android O really soon. I think It's gonna be short for Oreo. What do YOU think?",Oh Henry! +When RockStar notices you haven't crashed in the last 20 minutes,Good old consoles +"Sold it, or is he using them as his agent? Most of those outfits just take a cut in exchange for handling the licensing and enforcement; I don't know about this particular one, though.",Id imagine he is just doing it to pay for armed protection. +What is it about J. Cole albums that brings out the gatekeepers?,Almost exactly like the new Gambino album +Mental,Crazy +I was 270 in college. I've been 190 for 13 years ever since. I guess my huge fat resurgence is running a little late?,"You're an exception, and exceptions confirm the rule!" +It's like your stats but backwards :D,601 G/ 139 A/ 13 D ))))) +If he leaves we should try to bring in his dad,"Seems like a pretty rumour-y rumour, but supposedly he wants Mike brought in to the front office group if Kyle takes a HC job." +"The bowling is shitty and tedious, in my opinion.",At least the neighborhood isn't horrible. +"The cause of the national obesity epidemic is definitely not lifestyle, but instead exposure to unnatural chemicals",Everyone knows that it's just because of all the chemtrails that started in 1980 - so don't bother making any effort to improve your life +Prefect is a step to far.,"Yep, to bad he ruined the joke." +"There's more bots on rs3, you just never see them because no1 ever leaves the elf city in that shitty game",Right because when I walk around rs3 I see 20 people splashing unlike osrs where everyone trains legit. +I'm in a similar situation as you. I heard the game had a bad launch. Hackers. Lag. Bugs. Just a mess of a game. So I was like ah that's too bad it looked kinda interesting too. Fast forward to last week and my friend mentions hey free weekend coming up we should give it a try apparently it's all been fixed and taken care of in some new patch. Okay sure. So me and my buddies got into it and no lifed it all weekend having a ton of fun with it. Really upset we didn't buy it for 10$ when it was on super sale cyber Monday I think it was. Pretty good fun game. Although I am somewhat worried about what happens after 30 because I come from a repetitive Grindy repeat repeat game known as Warframe and I'm kinda scared this becomes that too. But for the moment it's a pretty good one nice change and something new.,This Division *is* Warframe +"Sad to see you camping so hard at the frontlines, maybe be an active player and stay FAR out of spotting range next time?",yea my bad +Tips on holding Dust 2 Mid. So I am learning this spot with an AWP and I always get sh*t on. Any tips to get better at holding this.,Just fall back to b +CONTAGIOUS STUPIDITY: A new poll shows an astonishing 52% of Republicans incorrectly think Trump won the popular vote,*Totally* trustworthy after their 100% accurate pre-election election predictions! +But Trundle isn't a tank. His utility is weak (relative to real tanks) but he's sticky and does good damage to make up for it. Also a designated tank killer needs to be tanky so they can actually duel a tank without dying. Sure 40 AD is a lot from a basic ability but none of his abilities besides his Q actually stack with AD.,Yeah because Fiora is so tanky +"Might be talking about Today's Cajun, at St. Bernard & St. Claude",No. +I was hoping reddit would help with setting a decent price as kijiji seemed high. I have four games to go with it and the second controller. If I go by kijiji's average I should be asking 300.,I'll offer you $150 and you need to deliver it to me. +"considering how this school reacted to Trump winning, i think some right-wing speakers are needed","Yeah, they totally didn't act that way out of any legitimate fear for their safety or anything" +Instructions too clear. Dick ring stuck in toilet and on my way to er,Did you bring the toilet too? +When Sufjan starts singing We were in love in The Predatory Wasp of the Palisades.,Wait is he gay though +WHERE ARE THE HOOKS!?,They're everywhere...... +"As a non-American, the anti-science and anti-intellectualism that runs in American politics is staggering. It's like they're trying hard to be the stupidest developed nation in the world, gleefully.",We're #1! +This Logic Totally Computes...,"So if I'm single, does that mean I'm safe?" +I've been practising for longer than you have lol,lol forgot to add +"Oh so like berserker, etc. but a new combo of stats only available since HoT?",Yurps +Finally got my new Gildan pink sweater,0/10 no box logo +"I think fastest na yung SLEX then Sta. Rosa exit then take the Sta. Rosa-Tagaytay Road. Once you see Paseo Sta. Rosa, take a right turn (Laguna Blvd). Derecho lang, eventually you'll see DLSU-STC. Shorter way coming from SLEX is Greenfields Exit kaso exclusive subdivision yun eh. You won't be able to take that road.",Awesome thanks! +"Took LSD in my dream and tripped into waking up. So before I went to bed I was practicing meditation and also trying to hypnotize myself for the first Time. I was doing techniques that put myself deeper and deeper into a meditative state while practicing a mantra of mind awake, body asleep. I never actually fell asleep in how I would normally describe it...I kind of just appeared in a vivid dream with this girl I know. At the end of the dream she gave me two tabs of LSD. I took one and after about 5 seconds I woke up (it's strange that I was able to keep track of time passing in my dream so accurately, because normally I have absolutely no sense of it). I woke up feeling amazing and a couple hours earlier than I normally have been during this Christmas break. Has anyone experienced anything similar to taking psychedelics in their dream that resulted in a somewhat unusual result when you wake up?","I haven't experienced that sudden wake up from it.. But I've had a tab in my wallet that I've been waiting for the perfect moment to use, and my last 3 dreams all somehow incorporated me taking the tab in my wallet lol." +Where does the sentiment sit with Kewell? Would he be welcomed back as at least a youth-coach? Are people still largely dirty with him? Or is it just a case of injuries unfortunately preventing him from becoming the 'missing link in the early 2000s,He had good coaching stats on FM 16 so why not? +My First,"Ducky's are solid boards, nice purchase" +"It was a joke. In the 90ies the string theorists claimed they could calculate the masses of particles from first principles in about 10-15 years. They also argued that they could present a QCD theory that could be calculated non-perturbatively. Needless to say that they could not achieve that. It's a well known joke in the particle physics community that String Theory is always 15 years away. String theorists always claim something, then they cannot achieve the goal, and finally they all move collectively to a different topic","Well, obviously you need to use some sort of joke tag to make that clear" +We spoke differently back in the 70s.,Now we don't even try to help. +"Do they look Filipinio to you? How about that huge Chinese character sign in the background, does that look Filipino?",Not everybody is as cultured as you +Turkish High School History Book Portrays Assyrians and Armenians As Traitors,How dare you resist oppression and genocide on the land that we stole from you! +Good. I'd want that.,yeah some would but that reputation doesnt always help you +What is the most underrated card in the entire game?,Giant +"This but instead of Marx it's just like, Capital or something. One thing i like about anarchism is we uphold ideas, not their authors. There's no such thing as Kropotkinism, and that's a good thing because it relieves us of having to defend his less admirable views.","Says you, I'm a Kropotkinist-Bakuninist (Goldmanist tendency) why do you not support the Entente's struggle against German imperialism comrade?" +"Oh, Thanks Tasuni!","Much wow, such useful... poe logic at its best, like the double can not be knocked back kaoms :)" +"We'll lay off the surrendering French jokes when you lay off the fat, lazy American jokes.","At least the French supermarkets don't have fatmobiles, just sayin." +"yeah, damn them for exposing corruption.",Because everybody knows the republicans are all angels. +I bought this game 3 weeks ago and I have dumped 300 hours into it I bought this game 3 weeks ago and I have dumped 300 hours into it. I just want people to know that I have been barely sleeping. Thanks Garry :),Youre not supposed to mention number of hours +Finally! armored door now costs 35 HQM+5gears,Now all my bases will have a shoddy looking sheet metal door instead of one that matches my base. +Tech 2-0 Up next: Vanderbilt Should be a good game,What was GT Marketing thinking by putting a gold out against another gold team? +Did he just throw his skin at that dude?,"No, Vector melted Hulk's skin off and Hulk just hit him with his remaining body." +Monday Morning NFL Discussion - Week 15 The Eagles have been eliminated. Talk about the games here. A reminder that mock drafts are not allowed until after the season is over.,That moment when the ground in the Giants-Lions game makes a better catch than our WRs can +Who needs to heal when the enemies are already dead?,I never realized how confusing it was when someone shows off a highlight but you have the same tag. +how come everyone(especially on reddit) already knows this and it still hasn't been complained about enough to be fixed?,We just need a professional athlete to take a knee during the anthem in order to straighten this out. +Icy Snowbaru breaking in her new snow shoes.,Awesome... love my LGT Wagon... any more pics of your car? +Girl dances like no one is working,"Cute girl and fun dance, but terrible gif and terrible title :/" +"If you save your money, you are killing the economy!","but if you DON'T save your money it's your own fault and deserve to live in poverty... I'm so confused, who do I listen to?" +He texted after snorting a line of coke off a dancer at a premium gentleman's club while drowning his sorrows in a bottle of Cristal. I hear he was so distraught a member of his entourage had to drive his car home for him.,"E is a family man straight up, kinda like your duggar-like QB with a quadrillion kids, E is probably less weird though" +Rain forest,"Repost, but still a nice concept." +"Well, there have been plenty of mass extinctions before, but largely yes.",that haven't been caused by humans +Transplanting flowers,"Don't worry workers, those jobs are coming back soon!" +$95 million view,It looks so lonely. +You can view my activity on this site. See for yourself.,Forgot the +"Your definition of cringe is scarring, m8.","Your definition of scarring is cringy, m9" +It very much is true. Every single day a woman is accused of having faked a rape incident.,Got any proof? +"Just your average high schooler, give me your worst",You could guide Santa through Hurricane Matthew +I finally beat Richard Petty's win total in Draftmaster... Not sure what to do with my life now,Time to become a back marker! +"Tell me more about Fa Lun Gongs politics. Wikipedia tells me its a spiritual movement, but we all know that bullshit. Tell me how the NGOs, intelligence agencies and the other usual suspects factor in.",you forgot +With...violence?,There you go trying to force your own ideas of peace and mercy on another culture. +"you dont since you got a girlfriend, clearly",Women totally don't displace one's best friends from one's life +I'm curious on which Outlook version and spec of machine? What memory does the client PC have? Our CEO and COO both are in lower 20GBs; the CEO thinks that he should email images to himself to back them up and they're around 4.3MB a pop.,"32-bit Office installs are always going to be limited to 2GB of address space anyways, doesn't matter how much RAM you have beyond about 4GB." +AC Empires leak,"Dude, there's a post up there confirming this is fake." +A hunter carefully stalks his prey...,Be Very very quiet! +Yeah 2003. That was the Pats only loss between week 1 2003 and week 8 2004 when they were in peak dynasty mode.,Damn that makes those 2003 redskins so much more impressive to me +"TIL In Belgium, Poland, Portugal and France everyone is automatically an organ donor, unless they refuse beforehand.",But what is the first responder has a kid that needs my organs? +"I'm envisioning a dystopian fantasy where Reddit gets exactly what they want and 38 Trump electors vote for Clinton, but this switch from Clinton to Sanders means it goes to the house and they elect Trump president anyway. Not gonna happen, but would just about be a perfect ending for the writers of 2016 to pull out.","Actually, the House would vote on the top 3 candidates, and that means that there is a chance that Bernie could still win!" +"Honestly, that shit was disrespectful to the coach. But I digress...",Can't fault Ronaldo to be eager to start his coaching career when it looked like his playing career was over. +Is that not tacit racism?,"No no no don't you see, white people just have economic anxiety!" +"I already told you that I'm against fake news, but NOT for ANY legal action against it. People make up fake news all the time. Remember Bernie Bros? Or when the Clinton campaign in 2008 would darken the skin color of Obama in their ads? What do you propose then the law should do about it? I've been in politics for 16 years. I've been a democrat for all those 16. I've sat in town halls and other meetings so I think I know a thing or two about the constitution and the dangers of calling for some law or action give very few individuals the right to trample on the first amendment.","Nah bro you must have a binary position on things, how dare you see the nuances of a situation!" +"Name 3 SPECIAL EDITION JOY-CONS that you would like to have on the Switch Joy cons are awesome and they are modular, so game Devs can create their owns! Name 3 special edition joy cons that you would like to have on your Switch!",How about Joy-Cons that add more FLOPS? +"Before I starting reading into this, I'm am making uneducated guess that it the driver was a Muslim.","No, that's not jump to conclusions" +Id never even heard of Codeword until this article and that says something to me since Ive been to a lot of shows in this city. Do you really think it is in the middle of nowhere though? Codeword is one block from 1015 Folsom and two and a half blocks from Mezzanine and Monarch. It is surrounded by successful nightclubs.,Not to mention The End Up and The Cat Club. +"Is it replay, or do you really have no recoil like that? Is it a Glaz change I haven't seen?",Last patch gave reduced recoil and increased fire rate to his rifle. +Who?,the hardest hitting 145'er +Anyone actually get something good from trading in commons? have done about 20-30 of the sets and haven't got anything above 86. Anyone have luck in these?,Eberle and Seth Jones are the best I have done. +Still won't in a month thanks to Rex.,"Yeah, Huma Abedin would have been a better pick" +Donald Trump Surpasses 270 Votes In Electoral College To Formally Win Presidency!,FAKE NEWS +"Yeah, pets aren't enough op already",*has a 100 100 +Thats basicly griefing..,Dude you can do absolutely anything you want and break any rules as long as you won the game +CMON TAN,Papa bless +Looking for a new laptop. Recommendations?,Aftershock m series could be of ur interest. +LOL refs how do you explain that,It was not a foul +Are you.alive bro?,Still here! +Dwayne (The Rock) Johnson Surprising a Fan.,Is there a sub for The Rock doing dope shit like this? +Ted nugent right?,"Ted Nugent and Steven Tyler both had underage girlfriends whose parents signed over parental rights, so it's all nice and legal." +OK thank you I was not really sure who he was targeted by. My news in America is not good with details... Or the truth.,"Yes, you should just follow Russia Today." +What is slowly dying off and people just don't realize it?,"Free speech, no matter how unpopular it might be is being censored because it is exactly that: unpopular" +"yeah, they seem to prefer the run up in each other's faces, hipfiring in circles until someone runs out of heals and finally dies approach to PVP. assine. the 4 piece alpha bridge PVP meta is *literally* cancer to this game. it's going to end up killing it if they don't do something soon.","no no no, this is a cover shooter what are you talking about..." +Around 2pm PST [2 hours later] I know the sale starts around 2 but does anyone know what time exactly?,"Wait, what time is that Eastern?" +black people don't have denser bones. that's a tired old eugenicist turned racial science argument that has no biological backing,That's what I thought to I'm just repeated what gets thrown at me when I have this debate with some friends +Or grow up with my mom.,"Your mom made me grow, if you know what I'm saying." +How do you notice?,They have such sad lives that only thing they do is to pay attention to the flairs... +'Bachelor in Paradise' Stars Josh Murray & Amanda Stanton Break Up After Big Fight,"I know this is said a lot on this sub but ugh, I just feel so bad for Amanda's girls." +I for one would welcome it!,It would definitely be a change :D +"If he posts the videos on TV, more than likely would lose some quality. That being said, in home streaming does not record, it just plays back to another device.","that's correct, there's no real way of me to show this unless it's in person" +What resolution are you guys using for your iPhones' screens?,9x16 works perfectly for me +Alex Jones Deletes Video In Which He Had Told His Audience To Personally Investigate Pizzagate Restaurant,"Clearly, Alex Jones is a shill for Putin." +"According to information obtained by Die Welt, the alleged truck driver that killed at least 9 people on Monday evening came from Pakistan to Germany as a refugee on 16 February 2016.",Who could have possibly predicted this? +Chris Baker FO Hero!,FO thread +I have DJ and Bell on the same team and about to be one and done in the playoffs. Fantasy football sucks man.,That's a shame +"Battlefield 1942, the golden years",Is this game boy color version? +How come I never see the opposite of this comment when it's the other way around??,"Cause then it would be offensive,but this is fine" +"It could easily be reduced to just cooks. Interactive menu at the table, order with your smart phone, whatever. Cook sees the order, makes the food. Places it on tray, tray goes to service bot, which is basically a wheeled cart with some positioning hardware and an understanding of restaurant layout. It drives the food to the table, perhaps with some sort of walls that extend to protect the food from tampering in transit. Multiple orders could be stacked within a tray system of some kind. The tray could even be set upon the table by the robot, though I'm sure it would be easier to just have the patrons grab it themselves. Drinks could be served in the same way, semi self service right to your table. Reach out, fill up your pop, have a beer dispensed from a tap or whatever. Someone is working much harder than I did just now to solve this problem. It's coming. Might need an attendant and a couple janitors too, but staff would be easily reduced. People are going to be pretty unnecessary within your lifetime.",I'm sure people at a sit-down restaurant would be totally down to being served their food on a tray +Wait is it just me that thought her unattractive face was more attractive than her attractive face,Hey cool thanks! +don't forget the dangling while he was on his knees,How lewd +"Yeah, that's tough. You look pretty set at RB, I bet you could get a good trade out of one of these guys.",Hoping Ingram does well and I'll try to trade him next week. +Margot Robbie is Absolute Perfection,This is from The Wolf of Wall Street if anyone was wondering. +"Put up the sign, boss!",it seems icelandic is supposed to look like that... +Unless a high quality DAC is important to you.,99% of the consumer base doesn't even know what a DAC is and when they want great sound they buy Beats by Dre. +"Why were you waiting so long? 7 months, several months, and now one month to give you time? Why not now?",Because it has to be a series in order to be cool! +Didn't he cheat on one of his wives after she became disabled too?,"He sent divorce papers to her while she was undergoing cancer treatments, I believe." +Obama Heads to Golf Course After Receiving Reports on Berlin Attack and Russian Ambassador Death,But hey at least Donald trump tweeted about it so that's great right +Moving at less than half of the velocity.,But I thought bigger was better? +I tried and im pretty damn disappointed that i nexused. i had that many grums and failed. but perhaps some of you might find it impressive,Well that's not nice. +Hey Psyonix I can't report a quitter... because.. he quit.. fix please?,report everyone just incase they leave +"Christmas Noobs Incoming! Hey guys, just want to remind you that tomorrow is Christmas and I'm betting there's going to be a huge influx of new people playing Rocket League, so be sure to be friendly and give tips to the new guys! #**Let's show them out great of a community we really are!**","So...making a new account and crushing low MMR lobbies, right?" +I like the part where your Q did 500 damage to a 350 MR poppy,but tanks are the problem +"Hi Redditors, how you feel today?","Hi, hungover, but fine" +Arena net (guild wars 2 company) chugs it pretty hard. Both canonical lesbian's and trans characters,Can you elaborate how this makes them kool-aid drinkers cause I don't remember any bullshit from arenanet. +"The whole thing is exaggerated. PiS is social conservative party, not nationalistic. If they were they wouldn't support large immigration from Ukraine or Belarus.","Yet people fear that PiS and Fidesz are building Europe's worst authoritarian, right-wing, xenophobic dictatorships ever." +"Poor people in the United States should be grateful they're here and not in the third world. In addition to exceptionally generous social welfare programs for a national government of limited authority, they are blessed to live in a stable, peaceful republic with an abundance of opportunities to work hard and prosper. No child in the United States who wants to escape poverty is stuck there. There are many ways to escape destitution that are unimaginable in other places. The United States is a fantastic country.",That's racist! +The future of fitness? Human-powered fitness boats are about to become a thing.,It's called a fucking CANOE and its been around for centuries. +Lying NYT says Turkey ambassador shooter shouted God is great! when he really said ALLAHU AKBAR!,Oh look they translated it so we can understand they are just misunderstood religious peacemakers. +So you are saying there are humans outside of merica? wtf,"Yeah, Alaska and Hawaii." +RIP 100% ap ration Q,Kayle West ? +"wait, what? I have a G4, the fuck you talking about it bricking?","So you are the guy with the original G4 that still works It's me, ur LG, we have been looking for you" +"We are indeed loud, gesticulate a lot and eat pasta at least 6 days a week","Errr, Chinese?" +You've got most of Panther Nation rooting for you guys because you're the least sucky of the rest of the NFCS.,But we have to beat them to make it to the playoffs! +Overscan is basically when the picture is bigger than the screen so the edges are cut off.,Thank god I thought it was a problem with my TV. +"Don't use the van! It's a floaty top heavy useless death trap. The shit truck is faster on dirt and road,does not get speed wobbles and makes you cash on the way to your food and beer runs :).",Drives fine with a wheel. +That's fair. I'm level 130 and I don't even play comp much. It really isn't fun when you just keep getting bad teams. It's way too stressful and not really very rewarding.,Just play a hero which can carry. +RIP wifi players Kappa,WiFi players deserve to be in their very own queue tbh (not RQ hell but they should be kept away from serious players as well) +Savage's QBR through week 15,"Wow, he was way worse than Brock for the first 14 weeks!" +I know that there's some as far north as Monmouth county.,Furthest north I've seen is East Brunswick. +MaRo wants to know: How would YOU like them to handle a Return to Dominaria?,With an Eldrazi invasion +"Need a rotating defender to pair with Holebas. Should I buy into Boro (Friend), Soton (Cedric) or Utd (Jones)?",Jones +Maybe building a wall to keep out potentially bad people that don't belong here?,"Yes, by all means lets find a way to imprison or keep out all of the people who are potentially bad." +Can we start with the vapers?,"Those making the healthier choice deserve to die first, absolutely." +How about a veteran leader that comes from a culture of tough defense and winning? We don't even need anything in return,I thought Calderon was in LA now? +"Yeah, I guess Viper is good too. Both are good vs MK and has tools to deal with him, so why not pick both :) Viper mid and Sniper safelane and fuck his game up with the best of both worlds.",Gotta make MKs attack range longer +This article makes the liberals who are planning for the collapse of america under trump seem just as paranoid as the supposedly right wing preppers. yeah everyone thought the US would collapse under Obama too and we are fine. everyone will be fine under Trump too.,"Remember you crazy if you think you can use your little rifles to fight the government, so let's go buy some rifles in case we need to fight the Trump government!" +"In pivotal decision, Dayaks lose right to claim forests as communal area",Bunch of idiots thinking as if they're the natives of the land or something +My favorite Moose moment was when he never got into the Hall of Fame,"Coincidentally, that is also my favorite Curt Schilling moment." +iBuyPoor,iRentPower +Poll: Conservatives most likely to be offended by holiday greetings,No Shit? +We can't remove all the blame though. It's 2016. You should know not to slit your baby's throat.,I think you're both right. +I don't think it's crazy. It's a business. I personally went through all of the paper files for the office I work for and moved them all to computers 20 years ago. I doubt it would've been much different for them. Many companies have gone paperless and that includes the church of Scientology it's really no different from any other company.,How else would they get their tax breaks? +Trump is hardly right wing...,That must be way so many right extremists don't support him +WAKE UP ITS GAMEDAY AND OUR HOME OPENER! Fuck the Jets!,"**WILD HOME OPENER TONIGHT:** FUCK YEAHHHH **PROBABLY GOING TO STILL BE AT WORK DURING THE GAME:** FUCK NOOOOO I'll be with you all in spirit, and praying for a slow night so I can catch at least some of it." +What does smh mean?,Suck my hamburgers +"I'll be 37 in 3 weeks. After years of being painfully close, I FINALLY ran a marathon under 3 hours.",A what? +"Dear USA, You're the richest country on Earth, and a very safe place to raise a family. What was really so bad that you had to go full retard? Canada",Brown people are so scary though! +"Titanfall was originally an exclusive for Xbox One, so I would naturally expect the sequel to sell more on Xbox than PS4.",Xbox one has the lowest frame rates so you get more Vortex Shield. +"You're a douche man. Like seriously it's one thing to order 6 dozen balls that you are only supposed to order 2 of, but it's a whole other thing to then gloat about it to people that couldn't get them because of your greed.",But capitalism +Sure. Let him score 15 goals for Chicago or Philly. Come On You Whoevers. It's someone else's turn to get the Elephant.,hasn't Chicago suffered enough already? +This still gives me chills! The moment our military lads saw the God Emperor at the Army Navy game!,Are you sure that isn't the Russian army? +Who would you give it to?,"I would say Stipe has a fair claim to it as well, but the story behind Bisping becoming one of the most unlikely champions in UFC history probably edges him out." +Here's a beautiful pic I took on my trip last week to Germany to lighten the mood. I feel so sad reading the headlines in this subreddit :(,What city? +Yasuo penta 1v5 !,When your so fed your Q does half of zileans hp +Oh boy,Remember... **NO RUSSIAN** +I'm often told I'm the best looking guy in the room. Bet you uglies can't disprove that,You look like you just recovered from choking on your mom's dick. +"Nah, I think it's all in good fun. If he followed it up with 'that piece of shit' or some garbage like that, I'd be 100% with you.","Yes, I'm sure Lacy would see it all in good fun as fans start joking that he's going to lose his job." +I was just thinking it makes your side seem more reasonable if it was an easy mistake to make.,"I had left the PayPal logged in as part of our hourly routine is to check the Amazon Seller Central and PayPal, so in my perception it's an easy (but dumb) mistake to make and one I quickly reversed before I was even arrested so I hope the DA just throws it out and I can move on." +Where is this underground bunker ?!?!,"under fort zancudo, you have to go to the bunker where you can find the jetpack." +Good luck with that.,"Yeah, let's totally give the fuck up because we're spineless pieces of shit." +Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I think they missed the % sign out.,What'dya mean... governments never lie to their citizens! +"I doubt it man, it is so hard to do consistently.",Hard to do and if you fuck up you're dead +Are you saying their demographic is woke? #YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO USE THAT WORD YOU SHITLORD DEPLORABLE ANALRAPIST,"You don't have to say anal rapist, only women can be raped." +I felt like winter would put a bit of a damper in the amount of people that currently play. Idk.,It's almost like the entire world playerbase is in the winter tundra of the US and not international or something +"Berlin woman, 70, covers up neo-Nazi hate messages with her own graffiti",She's the real fascist! +Can you not recommend it now? It's leagues better than the 360 as it is.,If I say that then we dont get dead zone for radial menus +You....I like you,"I like you too, let's drink tequila sometime" +I'm from Michigan. I didn't know we had a stereotype for our junk.,"Yeah, everyone knows about that sweet MI dick." +"SSE looks so muddy... Even with tons of graphics mods, the game is blurry. Is there any fix for it?",squinting. +Former Clinton Foundation CEO Missing,This is all just a coincidence +"Yea the temple of elemental evil scenarios have been designed to played in sequence. Instead of the treasure deck being mostly items, it is about half cards that give you gold. This gold is spent between games to purchase additional HP, re-rolls etc In addition some of the loot is only added to the treasure deck once you successfully complete the appropriate level. This means the characters gain power more slowly but there is something more like a traditional leveling experience that persists between games.","thanks for the infos, I'll have a look on it" +Newegg tags 1440p monitors as 2K...,2560 is over 2000. +He's a bit of an asshole sometimes but 99% of the time he's awesome.,That's a better ratio of Asshole to Awesome than mine. +The Acquired Savant (2016) - Dude gets bonked on the head and is now a mathematical genius,Just remember to hit an even number of times so you don't get amnesia. +Such an underrated movie.,"Meh... it's ok, but I think it gets about the recognition it deserves." +99% WIIL FAIL,Oscar and Oliver The only two I could think of in a pinch +Is the caption in the tune of 'We Are Number One'?,no +"Hey, you guys!",The first Shitpost of many. +"Exactly. You can be annoyed with it without bitching about refunds thinking you're owed something. . Nothing at all wrong with being annoyed, but anyone thinking their entitled to anything from Supercell because of the price drop is just being a whiny bitch.",I just want a different wall style for my 3 mill lvl 10 walls - something that separates me from the poverty fucks who waited till they were cheaper to upgrade. +"Haha, I guess they didn't have any Polish people around when they named the company.","Big fail, ini't?" +I'm 24 and I live with a man who has told me that sometimes he thinks about bringing home a gun and killing me and my mother.,The context of such comments seems pretty important here. +"If Courtois leaves for Real Madrid, I can see Chelsea going for De Gea.",We first have to secure Vidal and Messi. +Are you Mourinho?,I think I am a special one. +apple stopped signing 10.1.1,"Should I upgrade, or stay where I am?" +Intel(R) Core(TM) i7-4765T CPU @ 2.00GHz Driver: NVIDIA GeForce GPU Windows 10 I also want to note that I have over 1 hundred hours in payday 2 with this machine so I have had plenty of time with this same computer and it hasn't been upgraded since I bought payday 2.,Gpu? +"Russia, Iran and Turkey Meet for Syria Talks, Excluding U.S.","So the real US leader was in the room, so OK" +What gun is that? Kinda has a glock trigger guard and position of serial number plate but the barrel isn't black and has a weird cut out where the recoil assembly is and doesn't have a rail either,TTI Glock 34 Combat Master. +Anyone else notice the loading screen just changed again?,"Nope, you are the first to notice, congrats" +Hows it nothing?,It cost us the game wtf! +"How about no snow in my basement pls. Seriously. Weather effects would add absolutely NOTHING to the game that's worth considering. What the game needs is a major revamp of the engine to make it 2016 ready, Especially the lighting, audio and network parts need alot of rework. Adding a weather system ontop of a crummy base would only make existing problems worse.","I agree the game needs work on servers and other specifics you mentioned, but IMO I do think weather would add a hint more of realism into the game." +The tower is a quite place,It can be pretty quiet around there too +"For the first time in 37 years, it has snowed in the Sahara",Global warming my ass. +"This is obviously not appropriate public behavior; but am I the only one thinking that if you don't want the atmosphere to be sexual, then maybe you shouldn't be parading a bunch of mostly naked crotch-flaunters as one of the main attractions of the event? I know I'd be pitching an uncomfortable tent if they were replaced with mostly naked men presenting their crotch to the crowd.","Yes, it's obviously the cheerleaders fault this guy is disgusting pervert." +Thought alt-right Bronies were inclusive? Think again.,wat +i thought it was i guess the rain's down in aaaafricaaaa!,I thought it was left the rains. +Lovely... can I shower with you when you are done?,"Well I don't know you, but I guess you could wash my back." +Bee movie trailer except it's made in rollercoaster tycoon 2 with stop motion animation,No place is safe..... FROM BEEEEEEEES! +What's your favorite eye candy movie?,Planet Earth II: The Movie +ITT: many climate change deniers who seem to think they are more qualified than scientists who's life work is to study it.,Nah it's just that every scientist that does research on climate change is corrupt and went into that line of work for the free grant money. +That's actually pretty awesome. Can we all agree that driving stoned is impairment tho?,But I'm a better driver when I've smoked some weed! +Nah. It wasn't that funny,Yes it was +Who did they release to sign Hester?,Asking the real questions +lowercase only today fuck the caps,fuck the caps fuck the pens +"I can't say this often, but here's a pretty good reason I'm glad to be American. I might catch shit from random people, but never the cops.",I'm white would have been an easier way to say that. +"Can I just take a moment to let everyone know just how dangerous this could potentially be? UNC is trying to tell the NCAA that, while there were some egregious errors made by our academic partners at UNC, the NCAA has absolutely ZERO say in what can and cannot be taught at UNC (or any other institution). The NCAA is greatly overstepping their boundaries here. It's one thing for the NCAA to say that it's against the rules for a player to receive help on a course (via a tutor helping), but it's much more dangerous for the NCAA to claim an entire class as an impermissible benefit. Do we really want to give the NCAA this kind of power? Do you want the NCAA to take a look at the classes that your student-athletes are taking, and be able to determine the legitimacy of those classes? Truly ask yourself that. Do the athletes (and regular students) take easy classes at your school? Now, keep in mind that UNC has already admitted that these classes were essentially a sham. They weren't fake as so many like to call it. All the class required was a paper at the end of the year. You could still fail the class by failing to write a paper. The 'sham' part was that the professor wasn't doing the grading, and he wasn't even in the classroom. He was off doing research because he didn't give a damn. The news of this easy class caught on, and Athletes, frat boys, and the lucky few who caught word jumped on the class and took it for the easy A. What UNC has said to the NCAA is that this is an Academic issue which we have already taken up and been punished by our accreditor (SACS). This isn't part of your jurisdiction. The NCAA, though, has other ideas. Do we really want the NCAA to expand their jurisdiction? TL;DR: Would you really want the NCAA to be given the power to say what is and isn't a real class?","While all that is true, I hate Carolina so I want to see them punished" +"We don't need your historical context here! We're too busy looking for some sort of justifiable reasons to hate black people, geez.",Two wrongs don't make a right. +Such positive comments,Maybe if we ignore the ingrained racism in our judicial system it will go away +But will Bottas be able to compete with Ferrari and Red Bull if the Mercedes is not ahead of the pack... I doubt that.,He has competed with them in a Williams so I think he is fast enough to compete with them in a Mercedes +"Yeah, and that's exactly why they wrote it. White dudes are the only ones with the power to stop all this craziness while everyone else is held hostage but it. Cause, you know, America. It takes work to be a citizen and white guys get to coast and hissy fit when something happens that they don't like, but they don't often see it as their place to fight for equality. They're the only ones who can change this stuff.",You forgot this: +what the fuck,Congrats on the new Rin rare! +invites are the only way they get into a tournament these days,you are absolutely right +I have a slight problem with Incineroar's Z-Move...,"Yea, they should have named the fire type Z-move Spectacular Splash." +"That one stormcloak at the beginning of the game who gets his head cut off right before Alduin attacks, if i ever get the death penalty i will be a smart ass right up until the end",r/Me_irl +LION = PINK DIAMOND LION GETS KIDNAPPED AND GOES TO THE ZOO AND HAS TO REFORM BACK INTO PINK DIAMOND TO BE LET OUT. ITS SO OBVIOUS!,I think you forgot a +"Accidental stupid idea. I figured out too late in the edit that maybe the extra long lightsabers wouldn't work out so well, but continued anyway. Behold, Rey Billings and the I can't turn my weapon on or I'll destroy myself version of Tombstone.",It's treason then. +"In 2008 my mom instructed me to sober up and send my own Christmas cards to family and friends. Here's every year since, including a brand new one for 2016.",How do you walk around with such large man berries? +What do we give him?,Nothing bitch it's the internet. +He gets his viewers more from him being hilarious than wreckin but he is damn good,I'm always shocked by his ability to play so well while reading and responding to chat. +"ITT: Americans who think the same thing wouldnt get them a visit from the police. This isn't authoritarian censorship. They've come to have a civilised talk and the guy is refusing to even answer the door, preferring instead to shout out of the window so his neighbours can hear and film it so he can show off on the internet how clever he is. This guy is a dickhead. He's doing it purely to cause trouble and waste people's time, and pretending like he doesn't know what he's done wrong like a fucking child. People like this aren't champions of free speech. They are making a fucking mockery of it.",Because only protecting speech we agree with is totally the point. +This is were the real voter fraud is.,"It's not fraud if it is a white, god fearing republican, committing it." +Some departments allow beards. The police don't have to look like the military.,So it's optional but they still choose to look like the military? +"all of the people that work with CL are solely volunteers, it's hard for them to handle the mass amount of emails.","Yeah, but you have a bunch of mods or organizers on here saying to email admins, when you get a seemingly quicker response on here." +He was in the bathroom getting into the shower...,There was no feed during the incident. +"That makes sense, but it definitely wouldn't work for me, because I'm afraid of heights.",Just reading this thread makes my hands sweat. +But liberals are upset so it's a victory!,"They are, after all, the enemy of America" +"Borderline alcoholic call center worker, do your worst you filthy animals.",Your face looks like your parents tried to cure your downs syndrome with a hammer +College football's Top 25 ranked by academics,Snubbed at 5 again smh +What rarity is the lavahound,rare +Any Christian who is a member of the GOP is likely a hypocrite. I cannot picture a world in which Jesus' clear disdain for wealth and commerce and beatification of poverty would be used to promote the economic policies of the modern GOP.,You clearly haven't met Supply-Side Jesus yet. +I think between when OP posted and now there was a settlement and a gag order is in place.,"Nah, OP was on reddit while walking and accidentally stepped in the caustic mud." +"Bray Wyatt isn't a neckbeard.......he's just got a beard. I mean, sure he's a big guy with a beard but he's clearly not living in a basement studying the blade relentlessly.",Most wrestling fans are neckbeards though +Well. being heterosexual is 100% normal. I say being bi or gay is perfectly fine but shouldn't be accepted as normal.,"What the fuck, what homophobic cave did you just crawl out of, mate?" +Bloody Mary is a lot harder than Turbo.,"Yes and no, at least you can cheese Bloody Mary with a reroll room/D4/D100" +United States of America. How the fuck do they miss that one?,Cus it's spelled MURICA +People with no skills SHOULD be ostracized from jobs that they can't do.,But that's racist against unskilled people +"Anyone Else Think That Religion Inhibits People From Living Their Lives Fully? Hi, hope everyone is doing good! Im not sure if this has been talked about before but I just had something a bit sad happen to me. One of my closest friend is really Christian but when we hang out she's really cool and never tries to convert or to persuade me about God, she's really great. The other day she came out to me as being lesbian, how she denied it at first but, she accepted it in a way. Problem is she's become so sducidal over it, she has become very depressed, convinced that Jesus hates her. I wrote her a Christmas card basically reminding her (from my extent in knowledge of the bible) That Jesus didn't write the bible himself and that he too was an outcast of society and hung out with other outcasts, he taught love and forgiveness, that if someone could be born with leprosy like it talks in the bible, he would still love them, same goes for her. She took it really well and came to my house crying the next day saying thank you. It was a touching moment, but it got me thinking, why does religion especially one with so many rules inhibit people from being happy sometimes. Don't be gay, don't abort, don't have sex till marriage, no divorce. It makes me sad when a little book or word of mouth through religion controls their happiness and when they do something sinful they feel the way they do. Its pretty fucked up to be honest. I though religion was about like forgiveness and not being judgemnetal , but i swear alot of religions are the most judgemental and unforgiving. TL;DR: Do you think religion can control how people live and wether they are happy or not? I think so, its all rules that for the most part are unnecessary and make people feel like outcasts. Thank You for listening :)","You don't have to have casual sex, drugs, or alcohol to live your life fully." +That 3rd flick was so fast it looked like that guy wasn't even moving,what +Let's see how many left wing sites post a retraction on this story.,I'm sure that Shaun King will be all over that retraction.. +"Your right to remain silent, anything you say CAN and WILL be used against you.",don't you mean you're right to remain silent +"But why? I mean it's not like they can see more than 30 fps. The greater detail wouldn't be visible from that distance either. And don't you know PC's are super complicated? They won the lottery, not rocket surgery degrees",Did You Know?TM The human eye doesn't see beyond 30fps +KFC tortures chickens,Is that Dunky? +"Fuck you! Jk, not really. :D",You're a piece of shit and I can prove it mathematically +Black Mirror,Fuck yay +Then spots Karnataka and gives it the finger.,"Cauvery namdu, we don't give a damn" +Look at Chile in the years before Pinochet took over in '73,I was +Why did the Mustang cross the road?,"with a color like this, I would too try to get to my house asap to hide my car." +What in sam hell is a puma?,"Uh, you mean like the shoe company?" +"only if they got them in a fair and unbiased way, or else you're giving the nomination to someone who may lose ^see ^2016","Your right, some 3.5 million people voted for Hillary because DNC talked shit about Bernie team in emails, totally flipped election for her" +Can't wait to watch it flop,The sad part is that it might actually do well. +Boy Scout Assistant Scoutmaster @Troop 137 in TX eats 23 ghost peppers like a boss!!,"That's just 23,952,821 scoville units, easy peasy" +Good thing the human eye can't see more than 29fps,Forgot your +"If women can't shake hands is not a rule, then OP is not advocating for anything not already allowed by the Quran. Somebody pretending he is defiying Islamic teachings while he is not is making a false statement, which is a blasfemy.",Spelling blasphemy with an f is also blasphemy. +Cruel Winter so so so soon. Could drop any day now (as long as any day is in 2017).,We in deet deet hours +Fuck you OP don't you ever talk to Mod Ash like that,ples apalagyze +They're doing ethical hacking. However something like Disney doesn't need them to do it for them.,"Obviously not, they're quite secure" +Spencer was a complete gamebot.,I love Spencer-bot. +Let me know how that works out for you! :),"No dice yet, but I'll let you know when I strike gold!" +"Breed standards are ridiculous. Pet dogs should be bred for health and perhaps temperament, that's it.",But but...they're cute and reddit will love it +TIL legumes and grains are expensive.,"That's why they became staples in most countries around the world, because most countries in the world are rich AF." +Having same teammates in your squad,Only reason to not have multiple guys from the same team are if all your guys play the same days (causing you to have to bench players) rather than being staggered. +"Great way to defend Republicans, casually calling out *all* politicians. There are a lot of bad politicians, most of them are Republicans unfortunately.",But Hillary's emails +"For me, its usually something along lines of prohibiting cell phone or electronic usage and enjoying the experience. Whats wrong with taking a few great pictures and enjoying it? Pictures take a few seconds. You have the rest of the time to soak it in. Electronics are great now for translating and helping yourself when you are lost. Personally, I feel that electronics used in right way enhance your travel in so many ways.","Nah, if someone doesn't travel exactly as I travel, they're doing it wrong." +"Yeah, it isn't a hassle at all. The Switch is the easiest machine to develop for that Nintendo has ever made. It's not going to get every game, no. But it's going to have a LOT of games.",Nope sorry has to be every game dont you know about anything +"Meow out of the bag Zero have purposed w/alive While the big questions people are having trouble comprehending if in fact TH is alive (which I believe she is) Most say well everyone would recognize her. Well dressing her differently, hair make up and minor plastic surgery not many would or could recognize her. But I pose this what if Teresa was no longer Teresa but in fact TONY... ah yes need I throw out K.Jenner as example and who would think. I'm just saying its a possibility and when a smart person can think on their feet no telling who or what she/he may be.",And she wanted to be a mom... not a dad. +What a legend,"TheLegend27, perhaps?" +I lava your jokes,Did you erupt with laughter? +Goldman Sachs ordered to pay $120 million penalty for rate manipulation,Nice slap on the wrists +"Capitalism is just a name we've applied to describe a set of conditions and behavior that have arisen due to a one time jackpot of cheap energy. One way or another we'll have to adapt to a more simple system or die out. The Greens don't speak to me anymore because they've gone too far in trying to protect their reputation as opposed to seriously discussing how we will deal with the end of growth (we won't, I suspect, it will just happen) and population issues.",TIL Australia has only been capitalist since 1880 +You should have just put Yu-Gi-Oh's face on that dude,then how would we know he's a guardian. +"I managed to get from level 1 to 31 within 25 days of playing on my second account. Had a gyarados, couple good vaporeons and one dragonite (evolved, cp 3000) along with one that i caught (cp 440). It's really just a matter of the amount of time you put into the game. My main account is almost level 38, and i've played with a couple of days after the release. If you want OP pokemon, just try to go to your local lurespot and play 6-8 hours, the reward is crazy (xp, stardust and pokes)","Ok spoofer, I'll be sure to try that out" +350Z vs Porsche on the Autobahn when suddenly a challenger appears.,Oh man that Nissan looks super comfy. +This is just completely silly by Rostam.,"This is America, idiots with a twitter soapbox have gone as far as the presidency" +"Any translation to English on the net? Any actual useful advice there, or just propaganda?",1. change underwear +You make me sick. F*ck You!,Hey some of it makes sense and some is mumbo jumbo. +Sigh...unzips...,I swear to go you are everywere +They will write in the wrong date for his certified letter. You fool,Only a Took would believe that... +That scene is Brenda Lee not Bing...,That version of the song is The Drifters not Bing... +They are students not stupid,DAE think Kanye is sooo dumb +Who even are you? Why do you make sense? Are you sure you're officer material with your sense making?,I'm trying to get rid of all my common sense and reasonable solutions here so someday I can be the lost in the sauce LT that soldiers really need +Tibetan monk (1950),Wow spoilers +Been breastfeeding for 21 months total. Been breastfeeding while on keto for 3 months. No problems!,Thanks for the inspiration! +"I bought the season pass because they promised exclusive events and content, but iirc this never came because their game was a mess at release so they had to focus on fixing that first. I really feel duped after buying this, at launch even so full price. They better give me some new content for the cash I forked over.",Your skins and supply drops are exclusive content and events! +This is Islam: Terrorist/Jihadi Parents Hug and Kiss Daughters Before Sending Them on Suicide Missions,Religion of Peace +It's better for a country to be United by a common language.,Monoculture works out so wonderfully.... +"you are going to lose so much weight in basic training, it won't even matter. i would run every single day, do push ups, sit ups, iron chairs, all that stuff just to get used to it. then eat whatever you want to maintain or eat at a slight deficit. the day before you leave, go to the corner store and buy a pack of skittles, m&m's, a reese's whatever your indulgence is, go back to your hotel room, sit down and spend an hour just eating that as slow as you can. savour every single bite, because you aren't going to even know what that is like fore the next two months.","I wouldn't run every day, because your ligaments and bones need time to acclimate to how high impact running can be, but doing the cardio/ muscle work is a good idea." +"I don't think LG was obstructing Kejriwal from working even before. As it seems, he was able to use twitter and do petty politics pretty fabulously.",I believe ya. +I want to come up with an original Scattergun rename.,Kurt Cobain's Microphone +But unemployment is under 5%. (it isn't),Don't you know that fry cooks and bartenders make up for the massive drop in manufacturing jobs? +"It's a fucking ghetto, bro",Earth: 'tis a silly place +i can't connect to anybody.. I'm on the steam version with rift..,"I have this problem as well, with a Rift on the Oculus store version." +Chance the rapper tackled at concert,We don't want 0 problems big fella +How come Mickey Gall did not get more credit for his compassion towards CM Punk?,because he called out r/mma's golden boy sage and has been on their shitlist since +"Thanks to water shortages in the American Southwest, that industry is dying.",But I thought climate change was a hoax? +This was fantastic. Sam was on a roll. More jokes than ever.,All that Alpha brain +"Largest Titanforge you have seen? Was running H HoV yesterday for a quest, and the other Frost DK in my group looted an 885 ring from Hyrdra (sp?). That is a 65 ilvl titanforge. Whats the largest you've seen?",840 ring to 880. +NEWS: We'll be seeing the Justice League trailer pretty soon according to Mark Hughes!,And by soon he means this month. +"How do you figure? This is a reg on service standards and enshrining internet access as a basic right, no? This isn't nationalization of the telecommunications infrastructure.","Semantics, the government through the CRTC has always had a foot in the door but this expansion paves the way for clearer moderation of content availability." +"The Salvation Army was originally created to ban the Three As: alcohol, atheism, and anarchy.","Ah yes, because as we all know Jesus was far from being an anarchist did you know he also embraced capitalism?" +Like half of them left because of illness and the other asked for a stupid wage are we just meant to keep them on or something,Get your logic to fuck pal before you get the sack. +"I didn't read all the rules, are we allowed to say no shit Sherlock in the comments?","Don't you be getting uncivil, now!" +Really it also depends on the climate too. Some of the more expensive oil works much better in colder conditions!,"Yeah I live in a pretty extreme climate here in California, sometimes it's nearly at/around freezing!" +"The Church of San Giovanni Battista, Switzerland",Two rows of pews... lol obviously preparing for a big audience +The terribad cellphone reception and data speeds. WTF people didn't you invent cellular??,Why try when we're already #1? +UFC notified of potential USADA doping violation by Cris Cyborg,Wow didn't see this coming +"Give me your best tutorial links. Hi Reddit! I'm a webdesigner who mostly just work with HTML, CSS and JS. I've just got an job offer that wants me to know following languages: * Node.js * Express * React (A bonus was if i knew these as well:) * Redux J * Sequelize I've worked some with Node.js , but not that I could start writing code right away. My question is, where to start? Should Node.js be my main focus? Please post your best tutorial links! YouTube, CodeAcademy, anything! And: **MERRY CHRISTMAST!**",codeschool has node and react tutorials. +"Napoleon Dynamite. Actually bought it just on my sister's recommendation, watched it twice, the second time was just to prove to a friend how fucking dumb it is. I blame it for a lot of the shit humor you see in tv and commercials these days.",Awkward things are funny lol +The whole no knock precedure is completely stupid. The argument is that they need to rush the home etc before drug evidence can be destroyed or flushed down the toilet. It would be simple to pick up the suspects as they left the property after having received a warrant to search the property at leisure. There is really no legal need to catch the suspects on-site.,Yes but then when would they get to use their shiny new tactical gear and boot stomp on our civil liberties? +"Hormones aren't responsible for muscle gain... Jesus christ reddit, how can there be so much misinformation about health out there??",You forgot the +I've gotta ask... 11-2-25?,Maybe other older family members birthday? +"Ungrateful because they'd rather hang out with her than their own dad, yeah. Same activity, the only difference being the person. He's **TRYING** to bond with them and they're being little shits and rejecting him.","Yeah, how dare they want to have a strong relationship with someone who can bother remembering the things they tell her about their lives." +"Nothing wrong with the content of the updates, just the timing. Once I was working on a project late at night, and 30 minutes before the deadline Windows decided that it was time to perform an hour long update, with no option of pushing it back. Obviously this could have been avoided if I had just updated it the night before (which I didn't for a whole number of reasons), but it *pissed me the fuck off* that I lost control over my own computer at that moment. That I was *forced* to cancel my workflow and miss the deadline. From now on I'll make sure to update periodically, and in my own time. Yes my computer won't always be up to date and secure, but I have 20 years of computing experience. I can handle that and the consequences that come with it.","Well yes, that I completely agree with: updates at inopportune moments are fucked up." +List of Nintendo switch 3rd party support,FROM! +THE BOSTON RED SOX HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED FROM POSTSEASON CONTENTION CLEVELAND ADVANCES TO THE ALCS. BOSTON ADVANCES TO WATCHING.,"Well hello Cubs bandwagon flair, how are you today?" +"the ones I am most worried about is herpes, hpv, and hepatitus. These you can get more easily.",can't test for HPV if you're male 25+ iirc +"A guy was long boarding and fell off, proceeded to do flips while he went down the hill. I think he landed on his feet and there appeared to be cheers from the small crowd.",And then they all gave him $100 +American men have always hated manuals,This is the same reason why Belichick cannot defeat Eli Manning +Personal stuff from an ex. Even more if it's an old ex.,"What like, 50?" +"Having had students come up and ask for a wifi cable, and sincerely mean it, this sign doesn't surprise me in the least. The thing to remember is that to this generation, wifi and wireless don't mean lack of wires. Rather, they are simply a different way of spelling Internet connection. When read the way they'll interpret it, it actually makes perfect sense.",I can't spell Internet connection with wifi nor wireless. +"In 2015, Japan received 7,586 refugee applications, but accepted only 27 of them.",I'm sure on Japanese tv they're complaining about how racist Japan is. +Trump: Us must 'greatly strengthen' nuclear capability,"You know, just in case Putin reneges on that Trump hotel in Moscow." +Wow Really? This is intended or a bug?,I imagine unintended as it wasn't mentioned in the patch note :/ +"What's a good place to meet in between Houston and Austin? My SO and I are supposed to meet her parents somewhere in between Houston and Austin for a holiday lunch. They want me to pick the place, but I have no idea what's good in that area. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated.",290 +Going Quantum x Ephixa - Overcooked,ROASTED +New Ebola Vaccine Gives 100 Percent Protection,But it also causes autism so choose wisely! +"If FNaF 2 didn't happen, then why does Fazbear's Fright have a box with mostly Toy gen suit bits? Plus drawings from the toy gen location too?","According to MatPat last theory, FNaF 3 didn't happened too, which is true." +It will always be heaviest...,wasn't this on r/futurama and a top post already? +So this is how liberty dies. To thunderous applause.,whats that quote from its ringing a bell. +"No one is outraged, people love the new Spidey",The Tom Holland one or the Andrew Garfield one? +"Upgrading a 2015 Ford Fiesta SE Hello all, I recently bought a used 2015 ford fiesta se hatchback. It is in great shape and I love it so far, however, it is the base model and lacks many of the nicer features. For example, it has the horribly confusing radio menu, the lcd display in leu of the touch led color display, no back up camera, the standard seat cushions, and the silver grill. Since you guys seem to know so much about the ST, would you know if I could easily swap parts from the the better fiestas or ST's of the same year into mine? Thanks for your help, -a new fiesta owner.","We also don't get the backup camera, however you can swap in other Fiesta's seats, not too sure about the radio, grills/bumper are different on the ST's" +"Almost all refugees returned home on their own will after recent wars in Europe (Yugoslav Wars). Harbouring nations had to pay them a lot usually, but they returned. If this will the case with the current refugees we'll see.",only way they will leave is if welfare decreases significantly which it will cause taxes can't go much higher before a revolt +"Don't know if Steph is worth the max, gets in foul trouble too much",You forgot the +I witnessed a back pass attempt in Rocket League this intermission that went exactly as you'd expect in standard unranked...,A bot sniped the pass from across the map? +Coreigh! Really looking fucking sick tonight.,TRADE HIM! +Facts and logic.... I am not sure this person knows what that means.,"Their stuff libtards don't know how to use, cuck!" +Bibliotheca: The Bible made beautiful,Spending almost $200 on a bible seems like something Jesus would approve of. +"We live in dangerous times. The two largest threats are climate change and nuclear weapons, and it looks like Trump is accelerating towards danger on both.",But Hilary was going to start WWIII. +Your dad sounds like a pretty cool guy,One of the best :) +"I am 25, last time they lost a season was the year I was born. Either I need to have a kid or someone needs to shove me back up my mom's vagina and pull me out.","We've all been shoving a lot up your moms vagina already, nothing seems to be working." +Joe Gans shows master class boxing in 1906,"yeah, the way he walks forward while leaning straight back with his arms wide open right in front of him is sure to bamboozle today's fighters." +He is trying to say that he believes having a cheat day every once in a while is good for your body and it can actually help your diet.,"What's the consensus on this, everyone?" +WHO'S A GOOD BOY????!!!!,Mnmmjm +"Blankets feeling like lasers When I go to bed at night the blankets feel like vibrations that run up and down my body, it's so much nicer the normal.","Same, but different" +McFadden is going to get under 10 points and the best thing possible for you would be to have your opponent pick him up and play him.,BUT I HAD SUCH A GOOD IDEA! +"$20,000 when my mom passed away two weeks ago.",so sorry for your loss. +Ding,Dong +"Good Trump, sticking up for Israel. Maybe he's not so anti-semitic after all.",Yah he hates his daughter ! +"But they're not racists, they're *race realists*. They base their opinions on *science*. The fact that this science has been considered inaccurate for almost a hundred years is meaningless.","They can point out all the phrenological distinguishers of mongoloidism, how dare you say that is fake." +This was my first attempt at building my own aquarium. It isn't perfect but im pretty proud and I think it looks great. I call it the telarium.,99 channels and nothing is on. +Reihards batch and the 6\* FG as well,7 star fg and good x10 rate up confirmed +It appears permanently when you reach stage 500,So its the gold chest? +"Lived IN NY for 60 years, then moved","Wow ok, we're actually exactly the same then." +"I don't know, I just don't. Holding a resentment is like drinking poison hoping the resented gets hurt. I am terminally chill though my dude.",I want your comment tattooed on my body! +"Seriously when was the last time you needed to plug your phone into your laptop? Ok, you might do it occasionally at most, but why act like it's such a deal breaker when it's just not a necessary action in most cases. And by the way, you don't need an adapter. Apple sell a straight up USB c to lightning cable.",That's like saying why put airbags in a car when some people only use them once or never at all. +"At least their consistent, because their Smackdown segments are coma inducing.",Did you or did you not come for them? +I think he means adding the Crew to the stack after Marauders' ability has already hit the stack.,Porque no los dos? +Berlin market attack suspect killed in shootout in northern Italy,I'm sure he was *only visiting* Italy and not running from anything. +As much as I am anti trump if the Rockettes are against trump so much they can quit. I am not sure I would work for a company that made me support trump.,"They can't really find other work as dancers, it's extremely hard to find replacement positions if they are fired." +"If it makes you feel better, I'll say Hail Satan when I meet you if I recognize who you are. Just because I do not follow a particular religion doesn't mean it doesn't exist. It's actually simply being polite to wish Christians a Happy Christmas, just as it is polite to wish Jews a Happy Hanukkah or the non-religious a Happy Holidays. Now what the fuck is Kwanzaa?",Have a kwazy Kwanzaa +Wow whats in the box?!,"Food, yummy!" +Oh man I can't wait to get 50 R4 Jukebox 0s and 50 bad print granite shifts for $90.,50 R4 jukebox zeros just means that you can have a super spooky keyboard for Halloween! +"I know that feels, it's very common in the Netherlands. The children/teenage turks and moroccans fill the streets and don't have any respect for our country. Ik kom uit Haarlem, maar ben al een paar maanden in Amerika om Trump te zien winnen! Ik ga weer weg net na de inauguratie.",Hahaha baas +The only trace of him left at the scene was a burned fedora. Perhaps we've been looking the wrong way all this time...,*teleports behind you* should have watched more anime......kid +I PRESSED X ON ACCIDENT,Two timing console peasant! +I never see any of this because Hello is too quick. OP pays $200 for an OS but is too poor for a decent notebook with Hello or a desktop with Hello login? Yeah right.,"Thanks for condescending attitude, you're the one we all need" +Is it weird to find this to be arousing? Her arms look thick af in the off-season,Not at all +"Israeli politicians act like a spoiled child throwing tantrum every time they don't like something even if it is as ridiculous as occupying territory. It is 21st century ffs! Stop this shit, build economy, make your people life better.",So what do you propose they should do when a supposed ally sides with a group that calls for the killing of every single living Jew on earth? +I think it is ok for animals to suffer if it is for comedy.,You forgot the +"Yeah, except it's formatted like outlook 2003...",We still run 2003 +Holy shit.,"No, it's hope, how the hell did you think that said holy shit" +"What great thing can happen on January 1st 2017, to make all the shit of 2016 worth it?","Something bad happens to people with different political beliefs from me, rather than a solution to the problems we have differing opinions on how to solve." +"WHAT?!? Some people tried to send their kid to a school?! And some other kids actually went to that school? That's absolutely crazy, thanks for sharing. Any other articles being written about this?",you must have a lot a friends +"astonishingly, there is actually saver availability the day after xmas on United's nonstop flight from NYC to Honolulu. just 17.5k each way on KrisFlyer... very tempting...",That's probably because nobody ever flies the day after xmas! +Well Europeans love to tell Americans they're evil for the tragedy of killing Bin laden. I wonder if you hold yourselves to the same standards.,Bin Laden isn't dead +"I'm irritated at how much this article repeats itself, we get it man found grenade used it to crack walnuts, didn't know what it was for 25 years...",What article? +And then they can apply for welfare because they'll never work in the business again. :),Because the entertainment industry and stage performance sector is dominated by Trump-loving conservatives. +Historical timeline of Iran...shows many of the empires which controlled parts of Pakistan,"Just noticed that pre-partition India was one of the most important places geopolitically after Turkey.Lied between Central Asia (Afghanistan),Middle East(Iran),SE Asia (Myanmar) and China." +Actually a lot of elite barbs decks do take skill to use. They're easily countered by cards in the meta right now and I don't see why you're hating on them so much right now.,You forgot the +Celibacy ceremonies for young girls. Their father puts a promise ring on them and the girl vows to their father that she'll stay celibate or pure until their father replaces that ring is replaced with a wedding ring. It's misogynistic and creepy and weird.,He should forget the ring and put her in a chasity belt like the good old days when America was still great. +"Frustration Weekly Thread - Week of December 23, 2016 Frustration Weekly, a place to vent about any problems or issues you've had either recently or a while ago and a place to get some advice on how to avoid those kinds of situations. Please no flaming other members, no matter how silly you think their mistakes are. Tips for posting here: None!","-MR is still frozen (And I'm not going to let it go) -Not looking like I'll get a CSR Pre-approval for Christmas -AMEX RAT = No MPX -My indecision on if I should try for the Merrill+ (Never had BOA, have a feeling I'll get declined though) -Learning that I don't know how to wrap things" +"I bought the pack and got 6 completely useless runes. I don't recommend this pack, at all. It's still just another Com2US crap shoot.","I'm sorry to hear that you encountered a transaction error which caused you to only get the runes for the 50$... I mean, you say the pack is completely not worth it, so you obviously didn't get the (daily) crystals...again, sorry for your loss..." +I guess having drunk drivers killing people is better.,"Yes, that's exactly what I am saying." +"He's right. All of the fancy dangles in the world won't win you games if you can't win battles. Players like Tatar and Nyquist have their place in the NHL, but we have too many of them.",Yeah who needs more good hockey players when we could have more Steve Otts! +Bring back the santa hat's magic bonus!,Let's make santa hats great again! +"Knowing the oil/gas lobby, they'll get it banned because it'll kill everyone and rape their pets",I think the environmentalists may do this themselves like they did with current nuclear. +Versus Islam where the reward for death is heaven.,That is only a reward when life is hell I guess +So her mom and dad are having problems with each other? Cause its christmas. Its unlikely Pharah just randomly looked for her dad and didnt bring her mom.,"in the comics she hasn't met up with her mom, the only reason she even knows she's alive is because of the letter she sent in the ana origin story, its assumed her dad did most of the raising" +This kind of reminds me of channel zero..,You have to go inside. +"Hopefully being fat. It is getting easier and easier to stay healthy and get thin. The excuse for being fat is going extinct. It is becoming socially unacceptable to smoke (a choice leading to a known negative impact on your health and body), so it isn't much of a leap to say it will become social unacceptable to be fat (ie, a choice leading to a known negative impact on your health and body). OR, it will be even more accepted and common.",But muh genetics! +So...what if they say it back? Every time? And also cuddle with you?,Start Douching. +O'Leary is the only one of the candidates so far with a chance of defeating Trudeau. Michael Chong has the best policies but O'Leary has the charisma to lead and the courage to do what is necessary to make Canada competitive again.,You forgot the +tarik's Stream Shenanigans #1,-1 not enough social justice +"Johnson, you're a loose cannon. Gimme your badge! You're off the case, now go home and play video games and drink beer until this all blows over. Checks in the mail.","If only I didn't smoke so much weed, I'd totally go for a career change." +Trump on nukes: 'Let it be an arms race',"But at least we stopped Hillary from trying to negotiate a no-fly zone with Russia, 'cause that totally would have caused WW3!" +Would you then consider all the other dwarf planets to also be planets?,Isn't a dwarf planet just a type of planet? +Games of the next millennium,"If we're talking the next millennium, forget cosmos inhabitant, by then star citizen would have just come out." +Maybe the snow preserves the rat. Don't let it melt.,You keep it in your freezer of course. +"So far I can only think of that fit to wear, as I've never been to concert before. Its not a rave so im not gonna wear vibrant colors, but idk what most people wear.",What show is it/where is it? +Legal released from EUnited,"Ah, so this new team is Revan's 'degree', it all makes sense." +"Out of her 34 visits, the one time I see her and it's this.",that's the money shot! +lol if people will play it after two months.,"Yeah bro, that's totally a likely scenario." +Because twenty million a year for four years isn't enough money. Get your head out of your ass Encarnacion.,"Yeah I would be extremely happy with vet minimum money, so why didn't he just take that?" +"Anyone watch the office? Remember the part where Michael is trying to do a commercial for the company but they say he's not creative. His response; when I was 5 I made up a unicorn, never seen one before. All on my own. Couldn't even talk yet.","no, i dont think anyone that frequents this site has heard of this office." +"Person A in most instances uses a meme, one liner, or quip that doesn't actually make an 'argument'. Lots of We can't do this / We're not a country without law and order / illegals are using our welfare/ illegals are going to kill us. Then when someone does pull out a study, it's from a far (nationalist) right think tank considered a hate group by SPLC. This is because they claim unskilled immigration has this impact while solely focusing on the labor market and not even attempting to consider the litany of impacts they could estimate immigrants have. The literature is mixed on immigration, but very smart policy wonks (that don't answer to constituents) like to toy with supporting a system that approaches open borders. The most common 'anti immigration' stances one reads are rooted in misunderstandings and stereotypes of immigrants, which is why they're called racist/xenophobic (which I hate cause it's lazy).",Lol great argument +"Last time my feet were taken out from under me, I didn't jump up first.",shit dude you're totally right dru dove so hard +"Can someone put a step by step for PS4, I'm new to saving outfits from missions. Thx in advance","Step 1: Be the juggernaut Step 2: Hold the visor option inside style menu so it goes back and forth for 10 seconds Step 3: Open netflix, return to GTA" +"Eh, she's said some ridiculous shit, but everyone is bound to be reasonable at some point.",A broken clock is right twice a day +Where else is he gonna keep them?,Not in his parents house. +A Jewish mother and her children.,But they're literally Nazis! +Re-Releasing the SBC's?,"I heard they will release November, Halloween and OTW cards again." +But...But...But...Hillary. I wonder how long they are going to be doing this.,Eternally +it means beached retard bloviating,Heh +The smoke alarm in the house next door has been chirping for and three years now. I can hear it when the window is open.,Lol I would throw a rock through his window or something +"At this point, I would be very happy if we break the shutout.","Can you please try the hockey gods again, make another comment" +I know it looks like a buell in the back. those things cost some money to maintain,"As a previous owner of three and a linux user, this was the real joke." +Hell naw! Fuck this dude!,Why is he a secret Muslim? +Woman in India's UP state mercilessly beaten up by a crowd after she spoke against two men who groped her,"I mean, look at what she was wearing, she was just asking for it." +women can find pheromones in urine highly attractive,No wonder some dudes don't wash their junk and then still expect head. +"I say let them have it, as long as they offer a course called 'Problem of Blacks'",That's called US History and Social Studies. +"This Teamfight Certainly Isn't Going Well... Oh, Never Mind","his CP path has very good outplay potential, reminds me of old skye" +It's a ninja type thing,My mom never let me watch mango growing up so I don't know what this is about +"Think he can mail to alts with access to AH, or neutral AH (not sure bout this). Unless you are telling me he's delete all the mats.... ouch.",Aside from the whole no cross faction mail thing the fact that I don't remember there being any mailboxes on the turtle to begin with probably doesn't help either. +"I don't know about the balances, but the cheques are probably with him!",Cashed out already. +"Germany will once again be the first in the race to total fascism. The developments under Merkels reign are frightening. They don't give a shit about refugees, they are simply using it for gaining control and power. Not only within the country but in geopolitics as well. The german elite wants to become a military world power once again and everybody knows the rest.",We won that race about 80 years ago. +"Why just Europe, Washington Post? It's not like you've been having so little terrorism in the US lately...",in the US it's called 'the right to bear arms' +Traveling by ansible,And stopped 10^5 light years away for some reason. +Wait so hamilton saying hes blessed to be where he is and believing in god makes him radical but the actual radical christians who show at abortion places an stuff like that with terrible pictures of aborted babies are normal/clueless. and hamiltons radical? wtf,Hamilton saying he is blessed is arrogant. +im a duterte supporter. ask me anything,What is the powerhouse of the cell? +"Come to NA, come to the dark side, we have Death Star. XD.","Shit, when did they put the full H-44 in game?" +"ez 4 professional eSports organization Renegades E-sports containing of AWPer Ricardo RickehMulholland, ingame leader Yaman Yam Ergenekon, rifler Aaron AZR Ward, allround player Karlo USTILO Pivac & the mad fragger Justin Jks Savage from the Detroit eSports organization Renegades e-sports with players from the Oceanic country Australia.",You know he means business when his last name is savage +Just me or is Obama magically leaving office a hell of a lot richer than he entered it?,"Actually you earn a lot of income when you spend one term as a state senator, two years as a US senator, and eight years as President." +Need to take a .3 off that now cause of Valve.,"Because Microsoft, Sony, Nintendo, and physical retail stores don't take a large cut of the sales." +Trump appoints his business attorney to manage international negotiations,Yeah that seems legit. +"I get paid hourly. I forgot to clock in and according to the new policy that nobody knew about I do not get paid anymore. Hello everyone, I might be just a whiny child about this, but I need some insight and advice on this. In my workplace we always used to have a policy when someone forgot to clock-in or out, we just had to fill out a slip and have it signed by a manager who was with us during our shift as a proof that we have been here. It was not a problem, sometimes people would forget or our machine would stop working. So normally I always remember to clock in right on time, but yesterday when coming in I was distracted by something and just walked out on the shop floor without clocking in. I remembered about it one hour before my 8 hour shift was over. So I quickly ran over to one of the managers of another department who was on duty that day and explained the situation to him. He said it is fine and will sign my sheet tomorrow. Afterwards, I contacted my own manager who was not in that day and explained to him what happened, and I also was met with That's not a problem, we can sort it out. At the time I had no clue about the apparent new policy regarding clocking-in, where we do not get paid anymore if we forget to do that. Neither of the managers I spoke to seemed to have a clue about this. So today I came in, went up to the HR to pick up my form and explained the situation where I have been told about the fact that the policy changed, that we no longer get paid if we forget to clock in, no matter if we have lots of proof that we came in that day (CCTV everywhere in the store, other colleagues, placed orders for customers with my name on it), we just simply don't get paid. The lady also said that a notice was put up underneath the clock in machine about this, and that she sent an email to all supervisors and managers in our store. Right now I am not sure whether I am in the wrong and it obviously is entirely my fault for being so air-headed and forgetting to clock in and not seeing the notice, sorry about wasting your time then, or my own managers not informing me or not even knowing a single thing themselves?? Prior to this I did not sign any new documents or contracts.","I have quite a hard time believing that you can have a policy that effectively denies employees the basic right to be paid for work they've done, no matter how carefully they made everyone aware of this." +Tegeltjeswijsheden Plaats hier svp een zelfgemaakte tegeltjeswijsheid! Liefst op rijm en relevant.,zelfs in Tegele is neet rech sjeif +So you're rooting for him to fail?,That's just racist! +"I'm going to downvoted but what the hell it wouldn't be first time. Now some days ago many people were arguing about tourism and how investment in tourism was one of the best bang for buck in terms of employment, foreign exchange and return on the said investment. If you're going to look at it in isolation, it is shit project but think about how the said project will attract visitors who solely come to spend money, the eatries/restraunts, hotels, taxi services, souvenir shops, regional industries etc would lead to creation of employment. The govt will get their taxes and could get out more money than invested.","Yeah man this will totally increase tourism.People all over the world will go gaga over this dopeass statue of shivaji and come to india to see it , who cares if india lacks cleanliness , transportation , better police etc which actually help the tourists ." +Groot wasn't a very nice guy back in the 1970's.,What fluid dialogue. +"I mean, they are Canadian cops. They're not saints but compared to US officers I much prefer them as a whole.",You're such a fucking meme +Most of my multiplayer games end early on from the other person leaving or disconnecting or from me accidentally hitting the home button (Android). :( I had one game recently where the person spam bought money and got two sun god temples on round 5 and then left... I assume they were hacking somehow.,"Possibly, if they weren't they just played so much where they got as much money as me and got bored." +So it's not a body double? Even more amazing.,Pretty sure the flips were. +yup but i sold my old phone already so there's no more use for the guide rn. any idea how long this 1 day trade hold will last? thank you,I'm assuming if it's a one day trade hold it'll last one day +What are your plans to do with it? Are you still able to operate the screen?,I waited 2/3 years to fully repair my 4 And honestly my screen looks similar to op's pic Can't wait to get my screen assembly next week +Batman: Arkham Origins,265 Thanks OP! +"People like this are the best chance of reform that we have. People who are willing to work from the inside, who attempt to bring Islam into the modern age.",At great risk to themselves. +I forgot how toxic game threads are. Some of you really need to go take a nap or something.,"Haha yeah man, fuck people that get emotional during the game" +"Thank fucking god, I might actually win the ship or have a chance because of this",Why did you start Goatrappolo in the ship? +Merry Christmas from the Rosbergs,Nice of them to share Lewis' perspective +"Cool! As a new fan, im sure you can understand my disappointment that some people want to remove fighting from hockey. It's so entertaining!",Life-changing brain injuries: so entertaining! +Soldier Field during the 4th Quarter of a Bears game. Such a quiet and peaceful place!,Maybe the McCaskets will wake up and make an effort with this team after this season. +What if Yasuo's windwall..... worked.... on a charge... system... Crazy right?,Hmm 10s cd per charge and each wall last 10s This will make him not op at all +"He's bald and ugly, no one will vote for him","Nice, shiny fivehead though." +Selling used electronics on Amazon is a breeze....,I think you dropped this: +Saying their final goodbyes before putting him down.,Man I wonder what happens if John Elway gets hurt +What's scary is the Oline is looking better every week. They're actually mediocre now. And they won a super bowl with a mediocre Oline.,I'm getting chills +"It's fucking rigged, man. All there is to it.",The NFL wants close games that go down to the final few minutes ever since we would blow out teams in prime time. +"It's christmas, fellas!","Nice try, it's obviously just a picture on the box!" +"At this point, they're liable to screech FAKE NEWS at a calculator when it gives them math they don't like.",Math is for pussies! +Do you know what the free market has never done? Chosen libertarianism,"I'm not sure why, I liked guessing the odds on whether my Durham's Pure Leaf Lard contained factory workers or not." +The Indianapolis Colts have been eliminated from playoff contention Rip 2.0,At least they showed some grit. +Soldier Field during the 4th Quarter of a Bears game. Such a quiet and peaceful place!,I'm just happy Soldier Field lost its National Historic Landmark status over building all those new seats. +"Holding open a door for the person behind you (male or female), even if you have to wait to do so.",Even the ugly women? +"Considering that these settlements piss off the entire muslim world, I'd say it be a better security policy to not do settlements.","Right, Israel was never attacked before 1967" +"And if you're not smart, what then?",Then you desrve to be homeless or die of something easily treatable. +Lol so putting people in camps is an improvment,Yeah I don't that's that's gonna happen... +"I was at our local board game store yesterday, and somebody came in looking for it (again, on December 23rd!). That's pretty much the reaction he got, but more polite. The staff basically told the poor guy that 1) they didn't sell video games and 2) it's the type of thing people line up hours before the store opens for based on rumors that a delivery's coming that day.",But did they have a copy of Terraforming Mars? +"App for learning chinese? Hey im a Malay and I want to learn Chinese because well, 1.I look like a Chinese so people always talk to me in Chinese 2.Most of my friends talk Chinese so might as well learn it 3.learning a language is fun. Excuse my poor english, im still learning. Thanks :)",best to take up a class +"But due to the nu-meta of Symmetra/Torb/Bastion comps (Who all have higher winrates than Roadhog, I might add), Roadhog gets screwed the most in those chokepoints due to his lack of mobility options. Every other motherfucking tank has an escape of some kind","Ah yes, Zarya's shoot at the ground to run away quicker mobility, best escape" +Dalton in his 4 Post season Games = 1 TD and 6 Ints...55% passing! Several NFL QBs that do not have rings would have a SB ring with the Team Andy was handed! Deny it all you want. *Stats do not lie*,Not really relevant here. +"Cant double-click to change wards I've tried resetting keys to default, and loading dota with the launch option -autoconfig, but nothing I do will allow me to double-click to swap wards. If I log into another Steam account it works fine. This is on a fresh install of Dota 2. Is there a way to reset the settings of my Steam account or has someone figured out what causes this? Makes the game pretty unplayable at this point.",Did you uninstall? +"The US has supported many dictators, so being a dictator does not automatically make you bad for US foreign policy. In fact, the US has overthrown many very good leaders, and installed a dictator instead. The general rule is that you have job safety as a leader as long as you do as you are told by the Americans. If you stop doing as you are told, then you are removed from power and replaced by someone that can be controlled. Saddam Hussein is a great example. So is Manuel Noriega. Fidel Castro is demonized by the US government because they could never control him.",The complete organization of anonymous for the Arab spring makes so much more sense now. +"I've been trying to give Christianity a shot, I think I've made up my mind. I honestly can't, despite the things I find honestly reprehensible about the bible, at this point I'm so far beyond my old days of believing I don't think I could believe ever again. It just doesn't compute. I think agnosticism is where I'll stay.",I thought the same thing. +"He's not the problem. If it weren't him, it would be someone else pushing his theist ideology. He's simply the face the networks chose. There are plenty of other clones who would be happy to replace him and push the same agenda. I wish to see theism completely abolished as much as the next r/atheism user does... but I will not find pleasure in the downfalls of the ignorant or misguided. We should strive to be better than that.",What moral compass is guiding you to believe that? +Philippines' Nock-ten Christmas Day typhoon strengthens as it nears landfall,That's what happens your country is full of drug addicts. +"If you get lonely these next couple days I always go on Omegle, because they have a function now where you can find people with the same interests. So if I'm ever alone with no one to hang out with, I'll just take some dabs with people on Omegle. You have to use a bunch of different keywords, like drugs weed 710 oil high LSD and stuff like that, but you'll find some nice people :) Happy holidays!",Sounds like a great idea +Pod out Academy Rector into [[Fountain Watch]]...,The death trigger for Rector would resolve before the pod activation goes off meaning that the Battle can be killed before you can find your protection +"Django,sam l Jackson in pulp fiction,Sam in the hateful eight",Marcel in Inglorious Basterds +You can't. It's locked at 200fps,*fucking console ports* +What episode is it?,Bruh it's one of the best episodes how do you not know every line by heart +"Some would say that to this very day, it still is Larry David.","I think you might be making a good point in a subtle way, yet downvote because *Some say that X still Y to the day* is an annoying unfunny cliche (and thus especially out of place in a thread about Seinfeld)." +Never leave your child unattended if you can help it. This world is sicker than most realize,"Yes, helicopter parenting is surely the answer." +"IKR. 91 y/o, what was this guy going to do to the cop? Please, I would like to hear out of the mouth of this cop what he thought a 91 y/o was going to do to him.","Feared for his life and just wanted to make it home to his family, obviously." +How come non-Muslim countries hold highest standard of living?,Because we have low IQ level and obviously due to our shitty culture +"Recovering data is ridiculous I am trying to recover my data, from my stolen phone. (you must enter your user id) I don't know it which is riduculous. What if I will never be able to recover my data? I HAD SO MANY SSRS! SUPER SAIYAN BARDOCK SSR, GOKU SSR SSG, ALL THE SSGSS(s)",Merry Christmas amirite. +A progressive Santa would leave solar panels in a naughty child's stocking.,An ACTUALLY progressive Santa would realize that not everyone conforms to the oppressive Christian-enforced patriarchy and would kill himself for being cis-gendered white scum. +whats his gt lmao,XLB4M +Boss rush is still in the cards,We're a little behind the 8-ball +"Note to all Americans: Christmas is now over. Now, the 25:th, we can look forward to next years christmas. Good Jul.",I didn't think Muslims celebrated Christmas +"Clickbait for sure. No one was invited, so the reasons BYU wasn't have really nothing to do with the decision. It would have been sweet had they chosen Houston and Cinci but not BYU - then the title would be valid.","I've read is that the Big 12 schools are seeking additional money from their TV partners for maintaining the status quo, which is a big reason the Big 12 didn't opt to expand with any teams." +"As a reluctant Trump voter who leans Libertarian Capitalist, this place has been nothing but nice to me, regardless of whether or not I agree with whatever gets said. Almost anywhere else on Reddit it seems if you aren't eager to shit on Trump or defend whatever crazy narrative is being pushed you get berated and downvoted. I'll take r/The_Donald, even if there are a few weirdos here.","Hello sir, do you have a minute to hear about how satanic pedophile Jew gorrillionaires run and manipulate the world's governments to castrate white men, breed out the white race, and install a New World Order?" +I would expect the first unanimous MVP to have some kinda impact on the game.,Haters will say he's not injured +"2 QB, PPR league, 12 teams Should I trade Tyrod Taylor and Sterling Shepard for Allen Robinson and Carson Wentz.",Yes +You can cheese the first one with arrows through the fog gate if you don't mind that sort of thing. Fire Mirden Hammer works well too,"I'd rather beat them properly, but thanks" +Every fucking Cavs missed shot is an offensive rebound lol,TT is saving our ass rn +"I believe so, you should be able to run some older games but don't expect battlefield 1 to run well if it runs at all :(",This advice could work with 99% of this subreddit lol. +I just wanna netflix and christmas,Hulu has a list like this +I really just want to see history. Ive seen this image so many times and every time it just makes me cringe in sadness. I feel like the video is really bad and would complete the experience.,"Nice save there, Chester!" +That's because you've never tried to play a B.E.S. deck before.,yeah i prefer playing actual decks and winning +"Question about Obs stream settings. Hello, I just wanted to get some feedback on what settings I should use on Obs. I have an i-7 6700k and a 1070 card along with 1.4 mbps upload. What will I be able to comfortably stream at? I wanted to play games like Fallout and the Witcher if at all possible. Thank you for any feedback.","1250 bps 1280x720 resolution 30 fps, your bottle neck is your upload speed, everything else ok" +Richard Jefferson puts Klay Thompson on a POSTER!,If you do not make aggressive contact with the rim GTFO +Restating a point that has 125 up votes is racist but the original point is not. K. What's next declaring there's 14 genders? Oh wait ...,"Sir, there are 9,069,857,028 genders you cisheteropatriarchal transmisogynist." +"Man, Walmart got some good prices on beer here, tbf. It's the cheapest place to get it here. Unfortunately, it's Walmart, and I hate them.","Oh, see the ones here don't sell beer and I don't drink, so I'm not sure about fair pricing on alcohol." +"Next year will be better. Like the great man used to say, you just gotta have faith.",Yeah no one will die next year. +David Bowie was my dad's favourite artist. George Michael was my mother's. I feel as though my childhood has slipped through my fingers this year.,I'm scared for your favourite artist +"fking idgod did it again he keeps selling his fukin autstic ass florida on his gay ass website. mods hb you do your guys is fkin job and get rid of thise rice eating cunt? all he does is steal money from his costumers and provide shit quaility ids that people think is #1 on the sub if u guys r not going to do your job as moderators, then hb u guys go drink bleach u underage fucks",Thanks for making me an extra $300 on my order asshat! +My Best Girl,Hella bae drawing. +Stay frosty. The year isn't over yet,Carrie Fisher back in critical condition +"2016 Week 16 Game Thread: Pittsburgh Steelers(9-5) Vs. Baltimore Ravens(8-6) Please Remember: ##**Leave all opinions/thoughts inside of this thread. Anything that isn't newsworthy posted outside of this thread during the game will be removed.** Don't be rude. We're all here to watch the game. Do not troll the other sub's game thread/post game thread. We will be notified and we will take necessary steps after that. If you see someone in here trolling, feel free to file a report and we will take care of it. Thank you, Enjoy the game, and Happy Holidays!",Gotta make that tackle Timmons. +Dispose of your Christmas tree this year by setting it aflame right where it stands!,"Whoo, a good Christmas burnin'!" +When the GOP compare Trump to jesus.,He says it like it is! +MAYBE some boo or a sign but definitely not a fence or rope closure. It's pretty obvious he left the piste it got all rough and no corduroy visible at all.,"I don't know, i think at least a fence and maybe some mountain safety folk waving to slow you down before that vicious drop..." +"best place to buy coffee beans in Markham/Toronto? Hi everyone, I recently got my family a french press and i'm looking for some good coffee beans that I can buy within the area of Markham and nearby eatons centre. Location and names of the coffee brand would be nice Thank you and merry christmas",Alchemy Coffee located on highway 7 sells beans from [Pilot Coffee Roasters](https://www.pilotcoffeeroasters.com) +What did you all get for the holidays? Wanted to have a discussion about what everyone received and how they feel about it. I feel as if this is one of the better communities for discussions. I'll start off: Madden 17 Batman: Arkham Knight Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm 4,- Samsung 55 inch KS8000 4K TV - PS4 Pro - Rise of the tomb raider Of course all paid by myself _Sigh_ +"Not the wrong sized mount, but included the feet. Merry Christmas!",What a dumb optic +I have a.. Um.. Petri Lite. Wanna trade? *I'm kidding don't take me seriously and freak the fuck out.*,GTFO. +"Brexit is 'God-given' chance to steal business from Britain, Donald Trump's trade aide declares",You mean Brexit wasn't a good idea in the long or short run? +**FLEX STAFFORD**,You can play QBs in the flex? +"I can't even imagine what Syrians in Aleppo must be feeling. You know, the ones who were murdered and displaced by Russian soldiers.","Nah, everyone the Russians bomb becomes a terrorist by default." +Bingo! What do I win?,"A 20 dollar bad dragon gift card, just pm me your credit card and social security numbers" +"I can understand the youngsters who missed Nintendo's heyday. But if you are in your 30's and never played Legend of Zelda, A Link to the Past, or Ocarina of Time... you should be walked through the streets with the bell ringing lady saying Shame.",Yea because no one is ever poor in my life. +If you're gay - you suffer from it. It's also a burden. Yep - typical,"Yeah, if only there were a way for them to be treated equally so they weren't suffering so much, but God works in mysterious ways you know!" +Newt Gingrich Admits Donald Trump Does Not Yet Have A Plan To Beat ISIS,Well there's a surprise. +Sounds like he needs to be taught some empathy,No the parents need to be taught empathy and not physically abuse their children over minor indiscretions. +"I have exotic pets who all eat fresh fruits and veggies. They all lose their shit on avocado day. I figured, if that ALL love it, this mushy green mess must be good. Turns out I hate it and now everyone freaks out when I tell them that yes, I, a white girl, hate avocado. And bacon. I'm a mess. :(",Pumpkin spice? +I ripped my dozer helmet code I bought a dozer helmet at Eurogamer on Friday and when I went to scratch the code it paper just ripped. Is there anything I can do to still get my helmet?,You can try screencapping it and sending it to someone like Ashley or sending an email to Almir so you can get it replaced. +The show has grown up. Get over it,But I need my totally kawaii beach/hot springs episode. +"There is nothing in the title or the video that blames Western memes, the report even shows a reverse image search with Asian web addresses, so what exactly are you trying to clarify here?","Can't fault the assumption, the only culture that matters is Western culture" +"I don't know if you are truly atheist or not, but I must say that it doesn't matter if it is Indian Muslims, Indian Hindus or Indian whatever, they are all sexist towards women. Period.",Great generalization +Id take it if your in Oz ;),"Sadly no, I'm in the states :(" +Detention was 90 minutes long and you had to write the definition of the word GO. It's quite long and the one time I was there I began copying the definition and half way into it I began writing a detailed story of the teacher getting fucked at her desk by the whole class. I finished the paper with the end of the definition and figured it would never be checked. Wrong. That is how I ended up suspended. My mother laughed her ass off right in front of the teacher and principal.,gold star parent right there... +"There is no good rationale: it's more expensive than natural grown meat and always will be because nature is the cheapest of options. Nature provides dirt FREE, water FREE and the complexity of how life-forms grows FREE to us to just take. A lab adds incredible expenses all for the same product, or perhaps a lesser quality product. With meat animals you get bones, marrow, cartilege, muscle, all useful good things but with a vat you get just cloned muscle.",Yeah that's why grass fed beef is free. +"Why does everything have to be so litigious, it's their bar they should be able to let whoever they want in.","Exactly, lets also kick out the gays, blacks while we're at it." +remind me not to let my wife's kids have any sort of power of attorney.,I think there is a bot for that now. +What this guy Said. I sure as hell ain't gonna do any of the work,Found the union electrician... +I think the whole point of that gif is that he hit everything BUT the soccer ball.,Did you miss the caption at the bottom of the gif? +"That because you're supposed to snort Blue-Vein cheese, not Parmesian.",I'm parmesian. +...says the War on Christmas crowd.,"Christmas won some pivotal battles this year, but we will win the war." +I know a really effeminate guy that could pass for being gay but has had a long term girlfriend and is about to get married in July. They exist out there.,"Pfft, the only way to connect with another person as a man in this world is to put on a tough guy persona and to not be comfortable in your own skin!" +"TIL that Tagalog is the 55th most powerful language in the world, Cebuano 105th, Ilocano 112th and Hiligaynon 113th.",But we tha' most powerful race +"I guess you can base it like that. You should never ever use a tow strap with a hook though because it's another thing to break and kill someone and flying metal is not fun. I've found that tow straps with hooks are often rated for weights not suited for vehicles. The dampener is basically a weighted blanket to weigh down the strap if it breaks. If you imagine a rubber band breaking from being stretched too much that's basically what a tow or recovery strap does when it breaks except it's moving at speeds that will kill you if you get in the way, the dampener stops this by absorbing the energy and making it fall to the ground. I will add you should use these when you're winching also. You can get away with using a heavy blanket or jacket but companies like ARB sell ones designed for it.",Hooked tow straps are great: the hook keeps the knot from untying. +Syrian man who filmed daughters before sending one of them for suicide bombing is killed in Damascus,A bunch of intolerance in this thread! +And masterbating. You forgot that.,Never forget +I got a Trump Flag for Christmas! Hope you all had a GREAT Christmas too!,You are an unusual looking white male. +I think its more his sisters recording it and him knowing it will be posted online and documented forever. Honestly not the coolest thing to do.,"Not a big deal when you're a kid, you'll likely be unrecognizable in 5 years time." +"Houston Police Force Homeless People to Throw Away Food. Also, Houston residents snitch on people giving food to the homeless",Well hey now these are good cops just doing their jobs +"The dude said **life** story, start from the beginning.","If you wish to give a brojob, you must first invent the universe." +Is there a word for hand sex?,"Back in my high school sex Ed class, they'd call this mutual masturbation which I guess would be the technical term for it since it's not necessarily sex." +I'm CF because I know I should be CF. I'd make an awful fucking parent.,But being so aware of your shortcomings is one of the reasons why you SHOULD be a parent! +"the biggest fuck you those countries can get is stopping the consumption of oil, once we do that they'll have a rough time and won't be able to act like this.","Luckily, once energy storage is solved, they will never be able to harness the suns energy, what with the lack of supply there" +Best hentai/anime games on PC? About to join PC master race in few days and in need of fap material,commenting for later xd +"I didn't say anything about how they were formed, I said what they actually do.",Results need no justification in the face of intentions. +same it fares well in legendary arena where overlevelled zaps are plentiful,"Hey dalek, thanks for keeping your word about making the phone wallpapers" +couldn't you just make a new username?,i could but i would lose my mad karma +r/gifsthatendtoosoon,"Considering the sub, this not ending seems pretty fitting." +Drexel U's Favorite Genocidal Maniac Locked His Twitter Account.... BUT TWITTER HASN'T TAKEN IT DOWN,He's racist *against* white people and that probably isn't against Twitter's terms of service since only white people can *be* racist. +My mother-in-law knitted my wife's snake a Christmas sweater.,"I know a good divorce lawyer, and I advise you to get out while you still can" +How would you like to die?,In my sleep +Does it count as misleading if he didn't know the truth himself?,"If you don't know the truth, but present it as if you do, then yes I would say so." +"No kidding. I just locked in a rate a couple weeks ago, and the broker straight up told me that I would have been 0.75% lower if I had locked in before the election. So basically I'm stuck with paying another $150/mo for the next 30 years, because emails.",It's just Trump making America great again. +no it doesn't,I guess I forgot the +"Ugh, I hate those and I'm an engineering major.",Yeah we get it already you're an engineer +FUCK THIS COMMUNITY,FUCK YOU AND YOUR CANCEROUS .50 BMG GO FUCK YOURSELF UP YOU HAVE A DOMINANT GENE IN YOUR FAMILY TO COMMONLY FEATURE DICKBUTTS AND BECOME WHORES +Trump voters love Rod Ryan.,You're not wrong. +Remove Strange coins from the weekly loot tables,"yes, please replace the strange coins reward from shaxx bounty with a ghost" +Norwegians? I think you misspelled Northern Danes,Is that the name of the Cathedral in Paris? +Guardian Angel - What could've been Mercy's Christmas skin,Listen Mercy can't have all the amazing skins okay. +"Alchohol soak, either cheap vodka or isopropyl and then a warm water rinse should do it.",Can you drink the vodka later? +"John Titor. Somebody should make a movie about that troll, only to make it like it was real.",Someone should make an anime about it. +"I won watch dogs 2, but eww.. usbisoft do you want it?",696 +"lock yourself in a room with an operating smoke stack. after a bit, you'll understand the hidden health cost.",I'm sure that's a realistic model of what's happening in the world +I love being constantly reminded they sell bonds after I just got my second year of VIP.,"ikr so helpful, totally a function I use every single day, good that it hides the currency pouch even more I mean I don't need to see that right" +"Last year, vs RHP, Kyle Schwarber had the same wRC+ as David Ortiz. wOBA was .001 behind Trout, Cabrera, and Goldschmidt. The Indians' rotation is almost all RHP.",LEAGUE FUCKED +Bibi took it pretty hard. Building more settlements is important for him.,"It's not settlements when you build in your own country, it's like says to Texas to stop building anything because it's all on Mexican land" +IEM Oakland Talent Line Up,OJ BORG <333 +Did you ever think maybe she's the ghost?,"I don't actually believe in ghosts, I made the remark about myself in jest, so no - it hadn't crossed my mind, but I'm always open to being proven wrong." +"I have worked in various industrial facilities. The number of people that stick their face in front of something that will harm them is insanely high. That pipe has asbestos insulation? Better hit it with my hammer a bunch without wearing PPE That tank has a bunch of acid that can cause burns to my nose and lungs? I gotta reach across the opening for a second, I'll hold my breath, it's all good","That's wrong man, humans in real life never do stupid shit and if I were in these movies I'd have handled Xenos in 2 minutes." +The Brrrgh might get a high quality rip!,no +thinking of writing a mgtow book for men thoughts? it will have all the general wisdom and advice about mgtow. and backstory about gynocentrism and the war against men. i already have a name idea for a title. and im thinking of making it a ebook first since i don't have a publishing company for paperback copy's.,"Make a blog, address issues." +How JPMorgan could not save Italy's problem bank,I'm sure that they are in no way going to profit from the downfall +I could be one but I don't like being one,"Wait, how could you pass on a paycheck like that?" +Enjoy fearsome Kentucky in your big boy bowl.,That's a Kentucky that beat Louisville thank you very much +"Top choice for the sound, Ellie can really shake those hypnotizing hips.","More like top choice of keyboard, look at that glorious AEK2" +"Thank you. YES. Driving near an idiot or impaired driver when you don't have to, means you're an idiot as well. Just drop speed let the fucker pass and no one else gets hurt.",But I need to teach them a lesson! +What some would call a tackle. lmao,Nonono that was a slam you can't do that to a Cowboys player duh you whiny salty baby +A stocking stuffer from my girlfriend.,WTF BOYCOTT CHIA REEEEEEEE +Holy shniekies I made the WS movie!,I'm pretty sure MLB advanced media produced the film.... +"Yeah it's weird. It's almost like they're not meant to be captured and put in a giant fish tank to live. But they sure are purrty to look at, so fuck it.","Not only are they pretty to look at, it's funny when they swim in to the walls hitting their faces so stupid lol xd" +Babies,"Haha miscarriage, oh boy I'm fucking dying" +"It pushed me to Ubuntu for good. Ubuntu is amazing now. Never going back. There's drivers for printers, even! And you can use Netflix on Chrome. Those were the only things keeping me from switching for good. After MS pulled that bullshit, I dual booted. I haven't booted back into Windows since. I'm about to get a new computer and the first thing I'll do is create a few partitions and edit the boot thingamagig so that I don't ever go back into Windows again.",So you're saying the selling point was printer drivers and a browser that's less than 10 years old o.O +The fucking guy at around 2:40 that comes in and just starts wiggling it around... fuck's sake dude....,"He was trying to feel what the object was, to identify it and decide if it was worth it to keep pulling or they should just let it be" +Anti-national Ostrich,How dare that ostrich speak suck ill things about the pious holy mother cow? +82 views and no likes! I gotcha,yeah gonna youtube hero report the shit out of that channel +"RSI Cup Item in Hangar? How do you get the RSI Cup Trophy for your hangar? One of my friends has one and I don't know how you get it. Also, is there a list of trophies somewhere?",Are you talking about the hanger decoration? +I do watercolours,That's why you never go out on Black Lake when the moon is full +lmao i love you fuckers,Fined 500$ for BMing the community +Old But Gold,You can tell by the yellow text how many times this has been reposted +"Trump idiots don't understand basic genetics. There is no genetic definition of race, it just doesn't exist. You can have two people of different races with more genetic similarity than another person of their own. Many African Americans do DNA tests and are shocked to find out most of their ancestors were European. Race only exists in our minds and cultural narrative. Also, artificially segregating bloodlines based on race doesn't make sense mathematically. We were built to mix. So look at how humans breed, you have 2 parents 4 grandparents, 8 great grandparents etc. It doubles every generation. By the time you reach 30-40 generations that number starts to get ridiculously big, bigger than the number of people on earth. Genetics are a big gene mixing process. The only reason certain people look different in certain parts of the world is because we couldn't travel around the world very easily until like 50 years ago.",That's because LIEBRIL Geneticists want WHITE GENOCIDE! +When you get to royal arena by skill but everyone thrashes you with overlevelled cards and legendaries,Oh it gets better the more you go up. +"This map is data from 2012. This wouldn't capture any recent data that includes the migrant crisis. Also, since it only include homicide data, it would be hard to do an equal comparison of violent crimes.","Ah yes, I forgot to take into account those millions and millions of Europeans killed by war refugees from Syria." +"It's mainly going to be used as a subsidy for MSM, since no one buys their shit. In a free market, they would have died many many years ago, and we would not even be in a third of the mess we are in right now, economically, militarily, socially. They are stealing **our** money, near billions of dollars over the years, to lie to us.","it was planned like that, but with Bannon in WH I guess it will be handed out to alternative media :P and since there would be conflict of interest between Bannon and Breitbart, Info Wars will be getting a nice new years gift courtesy of Obama" +"I hope there's a real basis to this accusation, because just investigating someone for corruption is like political assassination already. Someone is inconvenient? let's just investigate them for corruption and let the press know. I'd wait until there is some real evidence.","i totally believe her being innocent in this after all western sellouts get their bribes legally from foreign government/open society grants, public speeches sponsored by western corporations and book deals" +If only infils could do a tf2 costume change instead of cloaking,"Sure, let's encourage more TKs" +I'll give very long odds against any bet for the Donald to improve life for poor urban communities. The idea is fucking satire.,'cuz cities are full of degenerates. +"is momentum real? played against a team of auba, lewandoski, messi and reus, boateng and ramos. he went 2-0 up in the first half. second half i smashed him and bagged 5 goals. is this just momentum or am i just good lol","Yeh, you should score an own goal in the first 20 minutes to activate the booooooooost." +Not,Special +"This is their step forward in the battle. They're trying to get members used to the Essays, so that they can't break shelves anymore. It'll break the weaker shelves, but the more TBM'ish are gonna get super TBM.",Those members really didn't have a testimony in the first place. +Where? I only see a guy who was wrongfully accused and counter suing the gold digger who accused him,Probably should have added the +"Well there's got to be at least a new X Wing, Y Wing and TIE Fighter pack, right?",Rogue One Core Set confirmed? +"Out of John Wall, Paul George, Anthony Davis, Damian Lillard, and Demarcus Cousins; only one of them have their team in a playoff seed currently And it's Boogie's Kings. Who would have thought that would be the case before the season started Just a little fun fact I saw while looking at the standings.",Such a nice little fun fact :) +And?...,He forgot.. +"When I was 5, I used to tell my parents I wanted to be a dog when I grew up because all I wanted to do was hang out at the house all day","When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University!" +There isn't a better Law cosplay in my opinion,Thanks Oda. +"I figure I may as well share this with yall. Before maybe half way through this year, I was convinced white men were the cancer of the earth. And I'm white. I had to take over race and ethnicity, which was a requirement for EVERY student at my uni, and by the time I was done I would look down at my own hands, curse my people, and shake my head in shame. #THIS IS THE LEVEL OF BRAINWASHING THAT IS TAKING PLACE AT ALL LEVELS OF OUR SOCIETY RIGHT NOW. Thankfully the people in this wonderful community along with some brilliant minds like Stefan Molyneux, Milo, and the likes were able to present accurate information that counters the white men are evil narrative, and I began to see how absolutely flawed my own thinking had become simply by virtue of hearing that shit repeated over and over and over again for years on end. White people were not the first ones to start enslaving others. That would be Africans, who then sold their own off to become part of the Arab slave trade. But it was white people who were the first to be willing to go to fucking war to end the practice of slavery. I hope this professor gets everything he has coming to him. I'm so unbelievably sick of the unquestioning, blatant racism against white people perpetuated by our education system and popular culture. Fight back against this as hard as you can, before it's seriously too late to recover our standing in society and the world. We are a wonderful, compassionate, brilliant collective of humans who simply want to make the world a decent place to live for our children and our friends. I'm sick of being slandered and called the oppressor when I've done absolutely nothing to oppress people of other races. We need to put an end to this madness.",Exactly what a racist would say! +TIL zip ties are not legally allowed in California?,Reddit is also illegal in California. +"I see a lot of these complaints but I've never had an Apple cable come apart. Have I just been lucky or are people doing weird shit with the cables? I've had every iPhone since 3GS, 4 iPads, and 2 MacBooks and never had a cable fail. The worst I've encountered was my 2010 MacBook cable was kinda dirty looking because it laid on the floor between the couch and ottoman and got stepped on every day for 5 years. Still works though. That's my wife's MacBook now.",Same... Still use 10 year old ipod classic cable I had one stop working and said unofficial assessory but took it into the Apple store and they replaced it on the spot. +classy is just being used a code word for white here. Michelle has been every bit as classy as previous first ladies but she's black.,NOOOO.. don't say that.. why bring race into this when it's all about 'economic anxiety' and 'political affiliation'. +Best lightsaber duel in the series. Pod racing. Young Obi Wan. No Hayden Christiansen. Darth Maul was scary as fuck. I'll never understand the episode 1 hate.,Mainly for Jar Jar I guess Episode 1 is probably my favourite of the prequels too for the same reasons as you +"It's a little hasty... He had shown some signs, I don't know why he would be given so little opportunity.",You forgot the +PPD confirms he will be an EG sub in twitch chat,ti winner coach and a ti winner sub pogchamp. +Fucking tryhard,yeah fuck that guy for trying to win... +"Dana White Confirms Ronda's Return vs. Amanda Nunes at UFC 207, December 30",I am so excited to see Honda back in the cage. +You knew he was going to do this. Every politician EVER does this. Politicians thousands of years ago probably did this as well.,But he's different +McMullin: GOP has problem with racism,Divide and conquer. +Can we please have more P-Mods?,We should feed off of Youtube Heros plan and make a 'Runescape Heros' program +Surprise! Morphine and Heroin are Basically Identical,"Not true, Heroin has 0 medical use" +"I read that some women are able to think off, so he's going to have to find a way to ban concentrating.","That's silly, women don't think" +How did the student filming overreact?,"Terrorists have no rights, esp not the 1st!" +"Nope. Never has and never will pay off for any of them. What you need to realize is that for many this 'business' is at best a hobby that if they are honest they are losing money participating in, and at worst a symptom of one of many mental diseases and/or disorders. Many flippers pickers etc are actually just hoaders using the excuse that they might sell the item one day. Mental disorders very rarely occur in a singularity and almost always co-occur with at least one other disorder. The common ones for flippers are hoarding, ocd, and a slew of other anxiety and social disorders. What you are seeing in people doing this obsessive photographic documentation is exactly that an obsession and compulsion behavior.","Wow, you must be an expert psychiatrist with access to people's bank accounts." +"It became people defending Kaep for not standing, because some people were insinuating that not standing for the flag was insulting veterans. Veterans are coming out and saying not standing for the flag does not insult us or disrespect us. In fact that same government that oppresses black people also does a shit job of taking care of veterans. The same people that some people are stating Kaep is disrespecting by not standing for the flag, that represents America.",Since when does the flag = solider so stupid of people to think that. +Because you browse BPT but you have a problem with sweeping generalizations,Those are jokes you are being serious. +or braking,In this case both. +"We laugh but it's so scary true. Grandpa, you mean the original iPhones didn't have a blood sugar balancing home button?? You couldn't even show your live metabolism!?!?","Given how important our bodies are to us, in 15 or so years I imagine any personal device that's with you 24/7 has automatic health/metabolism monitoring built in by default." +Joke's on you we're a fencing school,At least you have baseball to look forward to +Really? I thought the goal was to catch terrorists. Sodding feature creep.,Well Marijuana does fund terrosim. +name me one world class player that was developed in the mls,"Donivan, he had great stats in the MLS" +"Must be other 5-7 teams who had kept the streak alive and watched northern Texas blow it... No, then why in the world would any person on this earth get that mad about a 5-7 team who shouldn't have even been in a bowl.",Wasn't us we are the greatest fans In college football! +"Fellow old(er) farts of EMS, what's something about your first year in EMS that sounds weird now? For me, it's that the company I worked for had **2** ALS trucks when I started. And every vehicle was on one VHF simplex channel (BLS, ALS, CC)",Wood short/ long boards and sandbags for immobilization. +pan fried reindeer in a sweet red wine sauce with mashed potatoes,I see you served Rudolph's nose along with it; smart choice there. +"I dont understand what this means, if he was my husband, what would the difference be",I thought you weren't married to the person with whom you had this affair +History of Nightmoves?,Fun Fact: Don't go during the weekday! +So what you are saying is that you want this forum to be flooded with posts that are all redundant over and over again till you take your last sorry breath?,On this logic all thoughts are redundant too and you should just end yourself to stop this horrific nightmare of free speech! +"The back of Xiaomi Mi 5, the front of Sony Xperia Z series (I'm a sucker for symmetrical design).",Then you should get a phone with a camera right in the centre of the back with a Nexus 6 style flash +This is why I want to go on a tour on a motorcycle and don't.,"4 wheels move your body, 2 wheels move your soul bruh" +"The metric system is undeniably easier to use than Imperial, but it is hampered by its connection to our decimal system. While Imperial is a hopeless jumble of different units and conversions, you'll notice that many of these units, in a vacuum, are actually quite nice. The inch is one such example. Twelve is a much nicer number than ten. Ten already reaches for the decimal mark with such a common fraction as one fourth and is completely hopeless when it comes to thirds. Consider seconds/minutes/hours which are counted in 60 and 12 (or 24 or whatever). These are also really nice numbers. You can use minutes to measure half-an-hour, quarter til, ten past, etc. and you'll still have a whole number because 60 has 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 10, 12, 15, 20, 30, 60 as divisors. This could be possibly be a partial reason why the French attempt to establish decimal time never took off.",I think (hope) you forgot this: +W = Oo Y = Ih Plenty vowels for those of us who live in Wales.,And people wonder why Welsh language television never really caught on. +All my years of beer snobbery confirmed,"Skip to Next week... &nbsp; Oh my god guys, AB Inbev (or Miller Coors, if you prefer) made me a great offer and I've gone to work for them." +"More along the lines of They're rich, so they must be doing something right.",Except for clinton who obviously got rich by eating babies +"Hi, I'm new in town. My first gaming PC, specs in comments.",Needs more rgb lighting +My girlfriend has a three legged cat the they dubbed Yard,Would be more funny if the cat was three footed +Lol I was joking dude. Idk why people took it so seriously,"Sarcasm doesn't translate well in text form, and is never noticed on Reddit without" +how? i simply instracted it and it doesn't work.,"I used csgo modchecker and the mod, placed both into my sourcemods folder and restarted steam" +League Names Held By Accounts Never Used,there there? +They won't be selling their liquor business; are you nuts? $3.xB,Was meant to be sarcasm but my phone ate the +"That her boyfriend goes on Omegle with his dick out and masturbates to other guys with their dicks out. He confessed this to her, saying he is bi. I never told anyone, though I did question her if she really wants a boyfriend who does gross shit like that. They are still together and going strong two years later though, so what do I know. Using that information, I managed to get her boyfriend out in a close game of Never have I ever. I said Never have I ever done something sexual on cam. I'm pretty sure he still doesn't know I know.",You seem like a really nice person. +"Ah, are you from the UK?",It's a regional thing within the US as well growing up in Kansas City I always heard lightning bugs. +"Nope! In this glorious post-truth world, all you need to declare shenanigans is an internet connection and some form of input. The burden of proof is always on other people!",Yeah and his username hurt my feelings +In UK and no idea where I'd get it fixed,"Shouldnt be too hard to fix yourself, just slowly bend them back into place, and as long as the usb port fits, it works" +It'll be more than likely parts of Dublin. It's not going to be athlone for sure.,like Clonskeagh? +What really gets me is the damn sandals. I just dont get sandals on a motorcycle...,Goddamn millenials! +Series of earthquakes hits near California-Nevada state line,Secession quakes. +Bingo. All you need to do is (after coring) go into the province screen and hit the 'Add Province to HRE' button. Congrats! You now have +1 IA.,"Nice, time to do BBB as Austria" +"House of cards, bojack, orange is the new black, Marco polo, daredevil, master of none, narcos... Yeah their series really suck",Yeah but those don't count. +What frustrates/irritates you the most?,When people assume my gender +But can it run Crysis?,"I've ran Crysis even on my 8600 GTS, so this should have no problem :)" +I just read up on the ex-wife stuff. Very troubling. So how could we help Brendan in a way that wouldn't benefit that leech?,Fuck her? +"There's no stormcrows, 50 tons max for clan now.","So, mission accomplished?" +"If you've been raped or violently assaulted, it's a very big deal to have some stranger's skin on yours. Like a nervous breakdown big deal. And it never goes away.",sounds like people ITT will use any excuse to discriminate against fat people +"White America It's true that whites can often have a myopic view of the way race affects life; naturally it's hard to understand an experience that is specific to a certain group of people when you are not a member of that group. That being said, I'd like to see op-ed authors stop using the adjective white irresponsibly, i.e., in a manner that suggests (even if it doesn't say outright) that whites form a homogenous group of brutes who all love Trump and couldn't care less about the plight of anyone but themselves. It's insulting, patronizing, and inaccurate, and I think it has led to the feelings of marginalization that caused people to consider Trump who may not have done so otherwise. I don't think it's necessarily always true that if you can replace 'white' with 'black' and get a racist statement then it's wrong to say given the historical context of race relations in the world. BUT I do think that a sentence that fails that test deserves to be reconsidered and possibly clarified to not give the appearance of stereotyping. No one wants to be blamed for mere membership in a group, and you have to consider what people **understand** you to say and not just what you **mean** to say.","But when writing about how my group suffers, it's so much easier to stereotype the opposition!" +So not a daft punk fan then?,VERSE CHORUS VERSE CHORUS BRIDGE VERSE CHORUS anything else makes me uncomfortable.... +There are no slaves in Dubai...,Economic slavery you twat. +China People are rude and everything is a race. Getting on/off elevators. Airports and planes is shocking. The constant beeping of every car. The air ... it's like a 24/7 drag of a smoke. The hocking up and spitting on sidewalks. Lack of quality meat. There is some good stuff but I won't be going back.,REMOVE THIS RACIST! +What are some of the biggest mistakes you've made in your web development career so far?,Ignoring accessibility. +TIL my Jewish uncle is anti-Semitic. His view is the settlements are antagonistic. Needlessly.,Obviously he's self-hating and his opinion is invalid +Got my highest score in DM to date. See if you can beat it!,Dont even post this shit here until you get 100 kills pleb. +Now if only there were trains for the tracks...,"good thing we rushed the build, and made driving in this city intolerable, so that it would be ready at the same time as the trains" +I do realize that. But there's also the fact that Jerusalem is sacred to two other major religions. There's no reason some sort of compromise can't be reached that will allow Israelis to continue to enjoy their bits of cultural heritage.,"No, fuck you, your God doesn't exist, my God gave this to me!" +See they are trying to turn him into a support champion over time. That is the real end game here.,"They need to pad out the support player roles, since nobody is playing it." +I am fairly sure that isn't true.. At least in the US...,"He was just joking, but yes you are right." +He should do lots of video games if he doesn't already,He voiced Death in Darksiders 2. +Yep. Nothing wrong with a couple of men posing for a photo.,As long as they're not one of those queer-o-sexuals. +What If You Burn 10 000 Sparklers!,This really isn't helping our environmental situation +"Yep! It's insane. The issue is that the Boomers and the Millennials are just SO BIG. They're the two largest generations of humanity that have ever existed, last I checked. My little sad generation in the pocket just can't compete at all. Especially when you consider just how strongly the Boomers are hanging on. Just look at the last US presidential election. A couple of 70-year-olds, and the youth-vote outlier guy was even older than *that*. This election was dominated by people who were tabloid headlines when I was a teenager two decades ago. It's ridiculous. Coming up in the 1990s, it never occurred to me that my generation would be so left in the dust. I just figured we would have our moment, whether we were ready for it or not - especially given the constant marketing of Gen X (by Baby Boomers in the marketing industry) as the next big thing. Instead, we got bypassed. Outside of Nirvana and Pulp Fiction, nobody even thinks about my generation. It's bizarre, but also weirdly fitting for a generation of underdogs and misfits.",Don't you mean *slackers* +Also because they are pointless and gross,"Life is pointless, and often gross." +"Actually, I sort of understand this. In the summer, I ride my motorcycle in the HOV lane (which is allowed for free), as it's safer than the other two lanes. I've had drivers swerve into my lane, which is just outright rude. I'm with everyone else on the BS with the toll stuff, but it currently seems to mean that jerks are doing these fast swerves in and out of the HOV lane, and I'd be happy to see cops bust a few of those sorts of drivers.",As long as the cops enforce the idiot drivers that dont get over when done passing/ in the left lane (They Won't). +"Actually those were not spawned. Scorched Earth was set up on her second test server and a handful of people from a couple of tribes who have been on the server a long time and who have SE, myself included, joined at her request and tamed all the jerboa over the course of a week to help her NOT have to spawn in. The server maintenance that occurred that Saturday was actually her temporarily enabling server transfers so that all the jerboa uploaded from the SE server could be transferred to GR. That is why the hand-out building was at the green obelisk. I am aware not the point of this comment, but just clarifying misinformation.",Wouldn't it be nice if this clarity of thought was present when it was decided to run off an entire tribe. +How many of you people actually understand conservative beliefs? They think the government shouldnt have the power to force businesses to accept all people. If the business refuses to serve people there would be public backlash and the business would get much less service and thus the market would force businesses to accept people. Which is healthier than the government forcing it.,Yea and it has nothing to do with homophobia +"I have a co-worker who likes to snoop. This year our company didn't hand out bonuses and he's been on vacation. He knew we weren't getting bonuses. So I left my bonus on my desk with a fake check sticking out. When he opens he'll find a check for 100,000,000 And a letter asking why he's snooping","Not sure how smart he is, but I'd be tipped off by the fact that the MICR line is all zeroes." +You should definitely be using Zag's abilities pretty regularly. Maybe save the Banelings for follow up or seige but in a fight there isn't really a reason for Hydra/Roach to be on cooldown. But Zag's big Hero Damage I'd say comes largely in part from her Auto-Attacks. You should definitely be in their AA'ing targets during a fight much like a Raynor would. You aren't playing her to the fullest if you just drop Roaches in and put the Hydra on someone and then leave.,Oh OK thanks I guess I didn't realize how much her AA did that should be really helpful in future games +acrobat reader Detection method,so i wrote an essay on this not working but apparently only the picture posted :( going edit the post now +Bull I can actually chose what games I want and not get a bunch I won't even want along with actually getting to keep my games once I chose to stop paying.,"Yea, but how can play multiplayer games online without a monthly subscription fee?" +"I spent about an hour trying to find a video where Todd Howard talks about how he listened to all the Music for Diamond City Radio with out the DJ in between. I hope someone finds it. In the video he explains that all the new Tracks were carefully selected, and a portion of them were chosen to convey how the old world didn't really know what they were doing with all these radioactive materials and high powered devices. How there was a cynicism to the way the world was. He also explained that, there was only so much left and these songs are played because something has to be.",Yeah but since it's not the same as what the old fallout games did it's not allowed +You dont know? From your post history Ok we stuck in a infinite trigger loop lmfao. I was merely explaining for the audience watching this thread lol. Hey I said sorry too ya knoww,Shit i forgot the +Nelly will be performing at the Winter Classic,Nice to see the NHL catering the music to the demographic of the game +"Sandy was not a hurricane when it made landfall in the US; it was an extratropical storm. Also it was mostly a category 1 north of the Bahamas, and only briefly a category 2. NOT a category 3-4. Facts don't have to be exaggerated to express that it was a destructive storm. Hurricane categories are based on wind; most of Sandy's destruction came from storm surge and flooding.",Didn't Sandy also join up with a big storm front that was crossing the northeast around the same time? +"Take it from the son of a trucker, it doesn't work that way. You drive when they tell you to drive or you lose your job and can't pay the bills. Some companies are good about their schedule and others aren't. There ARE laws that govern how long a person can drive for, typically 12 or 14 hours is the maximum, with a 10 hours downtime required if you go the full allotment.","Yeah, totally worth the risk of killing people." +"Don't let the city see that, that's a big dog with nobody holding the leash in a public park.",Looks like a pitbull too. +Kind of feels like that's what they were going for,I hate these intentionally misleading pictures on this sub. +They died as a result of parental neglect.,Up vote for going straight to the point and not writing 8 paragraphs about it. +"As long as the horse was a man and not a Muslim, I'm assuming they're gonna find a way to be OK with it.",Wasn't the horse arabian? +Donald Trump said 12 false things Saturday,"So, it was a slow day?" +Mike Pence co-sponsored legislation that limited the definition of rape,He was trying to help Trump out even before he became the VP nominee. +Bethesda fan-boys take anything said as an attack,"Huh, wonder who's downvoting you" +Did I do it right?,More RGB! +Nah he wasnt.,Dam pot heads! +You're such a Libra.,Cancer actually +"They don't ever show well adjusted smart people on TV, so weirdo shut-ins never see them.",It's because we are all always quantum thumping thesaurusi. +This guy talks like his tongue is too big for his mouth. Decent enough at club level but not international quality.,Who do you suggest takes his spot? +XFINITUM turns Android device into the gaming station,"...a screen, Speakers, and powerbank for $300... Wow" +Adam warlock as a combat and no universal? How comes?,He has fists... +"Absolutely, it's silly that they do not already",The technology is just isn't there yet. +Trump supporters were unanimously for the war in Iraq when it was happening and they will fully support the war against Iran. The republicans couldn't hope for a better group of low information stooges.,"But Assad is the bad guy, we have to overthrow him, right?" +Why from the east? The coal heartland is in the west.,Poland is to the East--maybe they transporting it? +I really like these scorestreak taunts,Not that bo3 had them... +We should get out of the business of hand outs and into the business of devoloping pathways to self-suficiency.,Especially for children under the legal working age. +"I need some help. I am 19, 6 foot 170. And I am very skinny. No matter how little exercise I get i stay small. And I don't know anything about working out. Can anyone assist me with things like diet and exercise. Because the country where I'm from fitness isn't really a big thing and there arent many people who can assist me that I can afford. This is my first time on reddit and I want to learn how to get bigger but not put on fat.",Have you tried eating more food? +3 elites in one pack for the first time for me no edit either,Clearly edited. +"This is an ad for Mark's Work Warehouse. It's not copy edited by McDonald's lawyers or unvetted research by Exxon. Maybe you're being deliberately obtuse, but there's a major difference.",It may have been sarcasm. +this is a fake message by euphoric atheist,nah +"Like I said, I have no problem with criticism. Except there's nothing reductive about it here. Since the prequel critiques the reviews have used highly inflammatory and controversial commentary in the same fashion to attempt to generate the same sort of views that got them the spotlight in the first place. In the brief time they were critiquing media legitimately after their prequels, they weren't drumming up the same traffic as they did prior, so they just started using inflammatory nonsense, and what largely amounted to critique trolling, in order to earn views rather than actually make real objective reviews. They learned that riding the circle jerk train, and arguing with fans, was more profitable. And as I said, they've been called out on it numerous times but they're just like most other youtube critics who pander to view counts over everything else.","yeah, everything is just a circlejerk" +"If they don't report it, then it doesn't damage their k/d ratio.",kim death ratio? +Freedom units,My Apologies +Why does this short-cut have such a high requirement? It's only beneficial for low level players.,Hopefully soon they'll add 120 Agility! +Just watching him. That Washington game made me a fan,That's not a cowboys fan approved metric +Good evening sir! Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior FE3?,"No, I'm a believer in the true savior, Awakening." +Gotta love the effort here.,He'll certainly excel at this sport. +me irl,"Oh they will upvote anything, ANYTHING" +I'm guessing you just run your forehead back and forth on the keys to do this?,Guess I dropped the +Elian's revenge.,"Yeah, fuck his father's custodial rights." +"Even if you view them as scum wouldn't it still be better to keep that hazard out of public? Addiction is a mental issue, not a criminal issue.","Nah bro, people who use drugs do it because they're inherently shitty people." +Database Models & Data Model Diagrams (A Helpful Guide),"It's fairly basic, but I got some use out of it so I thought I would post it." +"How do you guys shower? I just realized that a lot of people would find it weird that I don't use soap(and yet people still tell me that I smell really good), and that I rarely use shampoo because of my curly hair. What's your routine?","Cold, Cold showers for my Cold, Cold heart." +Why is it dangerous?,Because the Tampa player made it dangerous so it's clearly Weber's fault for choosing to hit a player that puts himself in a vulnerable position immediately before impact. +"You are Phil Spencer: How do you announce Scorpio and Approach E3? This is the million dollar question that we'll see answered in the next 6-10 months. Microsoft has to nail this. So put yourself in the shoes of Phil Spencer. How do you work the Scorpio announcement and E3? Is the Scorpio reveal before E3 or after? Does the Scorpio reveal include ONLY tech demos or new game trailers? Is VR a part of either E3 or the reveal show? Is there even a reveal show to begin with or do you just reveal and announce everything at E3 and bury all your exclusive game announcements? There are a trillion questions here that need to be answered. I'm not exactly sure how I would approach it all. I think you have to have a hardware reveal date. There has to be a show and there has to be some form of games. It can't be all tech talk. Just show what you can and explain what it all means. Make it last about an hour. Call it a day afterwards. Stream it on twitch. End story. People just need to know what it is and why they need it. Explain VR capability. When do you do this? Before E3. You don't need to wait until after E3. You hype the reveal a month before the reveal date. Then you have the reveal date, then you hype up E3 a month before E3, then you market it at every turn, being humble like you have been for the last 3 years. I think E3 needs to continue to focus on video games. This is how Microsoft slowly jumps back into the mindshares of millions of Americans. Just be the good guy. I don't think Scorpio will be the savior console for Microsoft. I think it'll just be an upgrade. That being said, if both Scorpio and the Xbox One S can rebrand Microsoft enough to at least repair the damage left by Mattrick, then Xbox 0 (next Xbox) can be the best yet.","By t-shirt, obviously." +I get many requests for my reddit name. And change password requests.,I wanted your username and had to settle with this bullshit. +$60 bucks at a Yardsale how'd I do?,Smash alone is worth almost $60. +"Who's better? He may be inconsistent, but at least he has some games where he's on point with his decision making.",phil dowd will always be the best +How do you know? From his forged birth certificate?,Please tell me you forgot a +Not as annoying as faux roman numeral clocks which use IIII instead of IV,I prefer the IIII; it's more traditional and gives better symmetry. +They learned something with the help of kindles and ipads?,Obviously +"I see your infoscreen in Stuttgart and present you one in Frankfurt, stuck during boot.",Looks like the uncomplicated firewall couldn't save them this time. +I'm pretty sure that's why Trump picked Pence for VP. No one can assassinate him because then we'd be even worse off.,Can't we just kill the VP before Trump? +Kinda defeats purpose of touch screen if you are not supposed to touch it order to keep dial on the screen.,"You're not supposed to touch it with **your hands**, you're supposed to touch it with the Surface Pen!" +"When and how did you decide/realize that you wanted to be childfree? Hey guys, long time lurker, first time poster. This subreddit has brought a lot of hope and comfort to me since I realized that I want to be childfree, coming from a breeder family. I know that everyone's experiences are probably different and I was just curious to see how you all came to be childfree.",After the birth of the first child. +costumed freddy krueger opens fire at halloween party,Because banning creepy clowns was sure to prevent attacks. +"Reading the thread title, it sounded like you were trying to break the cycle in a brilliant move to established hierarchical norms. THAT would have been a dumb question. Yours is totally fine.",Clearly they can reduce the sales price by the salesperson's commission since they aren't paying it here! +Clash Royale Memories - 2016,The saddest thing in this picture isn't the rg buff but the x4 sparky +Why has bitcoin gone up in the past week? Hi. Im fairly new to bitcoins and only use it a couple of times a year at most. Im a bit curious to why bitcoins have gone up almost 100$ in the past week? Is it any specific reason? Is it expected to keep on rising or fall? Should I sell or keep it a bit longer? Sorry if this should have been posted in the beginners reddit but figured I would get a answer from someone more exprecienced here.,Trump. +If only feminists would focus on this instead of men needing a lil extra space for the testicles hanging between their legs when they sit down.,No we need to attack celebrities for tweets we interpret as inappropriate. +"1.5 hours per charge. Listen for an hour, shit the battery is running low, wait 15-30min to charge them, rinse and repeat. Even with fast charging it gets annoying.",Just listen one ear at a time! +The new Australian 5 dollar note looks amazing.,FUCK you OP! +"crimson lightning ,Heatwave , cobalt spiralis , regular zomba ,slipstream , parallax ,purple chakram , 23 keys offers. || psn: Bugatti-123 Best offer for the crimson lightning was 49 keys + slipstream",Road Hog XL for everything. +More often than what?,More often than it does +What a *great* unit!,Clearly still a better archer than Rebecca +But it's only a silver chest...,Oh yeah the super magical and magical chests mean nothing +"They will just blame: * Franklin Delano Roosevelt * Harry S Truman * John F. Kennedy * Lyndon Johnson * Jimmy Carter * Bill Clinton * Barack Obama They have so many scapegoats to choose from, and somehow they forced king donnie to screw them.",Hilary Clinton had 30 years to fix this! +Absolutely fucking not,why not +Yes. You will need a liquid cooling system to make sure the screen doesn't overheat. Pain in the butt to install though.,your dropped something +I was just about to make that exact comment.,And the comma was used improperly. +Classic Samus Aran cosplay,Hahah Seamus isn't a girl. +"I always travel in sweatpants, hoodie and sandals. I dont know why people dress up for long flights (business people aside). You breeze through security (no belt, shoes come off with ease) and your super comfortable the whole flight",Well some people still rightfully treat flying as an occasion! +"Their plan seems to be screw poor people, self-employed people and working people whose employers do not provide insurance.",No they are pro-job creators! +"Obviously god exists, otherwise how do you explain all this.","Tide goes in, tide goes out." +That's why the mortality rate for animals on airline flights is so high.,What is the mortality rate for animals on airline flights? +Eric Trump Foundation Caught Funneling Cancer Research Cash Directly To His Father,that makes him smart +I've killed teammates by booping a charging Reinhart right at them.,You have no idea... +After graduating college I looked into getting a job at fucking Petsmart. The main industry in the area has gone to crap. They made me take an IQ test. I failed it. To get a job at fucking petsmart.,"Why did you fail?, you seem angry, maybe you should be around small animals." +Damn I was just about to post this except not in shit quality.,"Please do, I think everyone will appreciate you for it." +"My understanding was that fake news referred to literally fake articles that were entirely works of fiction, cooked up in some clickbait factory with the sole purpose of getting those sweet ad revenues. But now people seem to be using the term to mean misleading or partisan or propaganda. Just an observation...","Shhh, the Trump kids *never* upvoted disinfo here..." +"1 Miyamoto didn't hate Donkey Kong Country, it was a mistranslation in the original article. Miyamoto even said that he worked closely with Rare in the creation of the game Miyamoto: The first point that I want to make is that I actually worked very closely with Rare on the original Donkey Kong Country. And apparently recently some rumor got out that I didn't really like that game? I just want to clarify that that's not the case, because I was very involved in that. And even emailing almost daily with Tim Stamper right up until the end. 2 Star Fox 2 was cancelled due to the closeness of the release of the Nintendo 64. It made no sense to release a game for a system at the end of it's life when the new one was around the corner. 3 Nintendo didn't steal the croc idea from Argonaut, the prototype merely inspired Nintendo to make a 3D mario game. Also who the fuck remembers Croc anymore? Also how does that make Miyamoto an asshole. He apologized to Argonaut games and it seems like they just held a petty grudge over the years. 4 Also why the fuck is this on the list. This isn't about Miyamoto being an asshole. It shouldn't be here. If Miyamoto didn't have anything to say, he shouldn't be labeled an asshole. It's not his fault that DMA design almost went bankrupt.",It's almost as if he's a business man who has to make tough decisions which some people might not like +"Yeah, get 500 diamonds, and you get access to the secret second shop.",Any idea what's inside? +at least i lived bro,Barra was calling for vulcan ult ALL game lol. +How do you deal with the emptiness of your life?,"Music, certain friends, people listening to my problems, working (with the mindset that I'm bettering myself and making my life better), etc." +"I agree, which is why I think Riko is somebody's else mother, mainly Megumi.","We've already seen Megumi's mother, and she did not appear to have any particular talent (and they even said that that 10 year old Megumi was better than everyone at the inn at cooking, which wouldn't make sense if Megumi's mother was an Elite 10 talent)." +Trump will be in for a rude awakening when he discovers that congress has more power and both parties and houses support sanctioning.,TWITTER WILL OVERCOME! +Why was Monkey King's VA changed? I thought it was going to be Matthew Mercer? (McCree VA from overwatch),Because Matt is an ass +Creative Revision 32 Launch Date & Speed Build Arena Contest,Can't wait for those mountains to be bulldozed +"U.S. expels 35 Russian diplomats, closes two compounds: official",I love the cold war :)))))))))))))))))) +"Both the parents and the skateboarders have a responsibility in this situation. Skaters should be aware of their surroundings, parents should be aware of their children. Sometimes accidents happen.","Get out of here with your rationality, can't you see that all skateboarders are assholes and all parents are irresponsible, there can be no other way" +What are some cases of players being released during the season and then being signed and winning a Super Bowl that same season?,Michael Floyd +Bad meat? Or TAINTED MEAT?,RIP Bob. +"I really like keen scout + graviton, but this is really tempting.","If you run Graviton, Memory of Gheleon, and Predator you get all 3." +"So, 40% Str growth...","Well at least he capped skill, the most useful stat" +Any tips on how to make this deck better? Any advice would help :),Remove elite barbs +1. When people try to tell me about horoscopes and astrology- that's bullshit. 2. Nazeem telling me I don't make it to the cloud district very often.,Such a Scorpio thing to say. +Sunday Morning on Menagerie,At least they're not Mormons. +Plague Knight and Mona were pretty cute..,"Shovel Knight and Shield Knight best otp, fite me bro" +What's with our goalies lately?,FIRE STEPHANE WAITE! +"Nino usually does things, he's probably the closest we've got to an agitator.",He's just has too much of a baby face for me to accept he is a punk... and I think any chirping he does has to sound funny with his accent +Catholics in China should integrate into socialist society - senior party official,Well it's not like the Chinese would harm them is they didn't +Time to initiate Socialism in One (Silicon) Valley,(((Silicon Valley))) more like amirite lads +Nah dude I'm pretty sure Thunderstruck is played with tremolo picking.,"Gotta build up that dick callous and tap it out with your dick, I've always heard that's what Malcolm did" +"Do you guys think thet Ryan,Bazamalam,Razz and Corry made a video from their trip to Vegas? Do you think that there will be some videos on youtube posted by these guys soon? I think it would be cool if there would be how these guys are meeting Scott. And maybe even some footage from the Fright Dome who knows... What do you guys think?","If Scott and his kids don't mind being on video, then I hope!" +Looks like C4d,inb4 OP drew the entire thing by hand +I like how this was posted 6 minutes before the game actually ended,I like how there are 5 PGTs. +Yeah only a couple of them seem to get up. John lucas and Dunn probably show the most emotion. Paynes always cracking a joke it seems,Paynes cancer confirmed. +"Did Merged Zamasu tank or dodge SSB Vegetto's Final Kamehameha? I've watched and rewatched the fight between Vegetto and Zamasu plenty of times now, as it's my favorite sequence so far in *Super*. One thing that always strikes me as interesting is the Final Kamehameha at the end of their fight (before Vegetto defuses). When Merged Zamasu emerges from the smoke, he seems unscathed by the blast, which, as Kaioshin points out, contained pretty much the rest of Vegetto's energy. However, Future Trunks, who is *far* below SSB Vegetto, regardless of his Super Saiyan Rage and the Spirit Bomb Sword (or whatever that's going to be dubbed), managed to slice right through Merged Zamasu. I already realize I'm looking far too into this, but I wanted to provoke some discussion since the actual episode discussion has long passed. Is it ambiguous? My idea (which to me, makes the most sense) is that the Final Kamehameha *did* hit Merged Zamasu, weakened him by far, and allowed Future Trunks to slice through him. And yes, I do realize that Goku and Vegeta also gave energy to the damned thing, but they were badly injured at that point. Also, in terms of power, how would you rank Goku, Vegeta and Trunks this arc? And how close do you guys think SSB Vegetto is to, say, Beerus and Whis? There's only mere speculation at this point, but I would wager SSB Vegetto is *far* from either of them.","I'm in the party of Zamasu tanking it, being mostly fucked up, plays it off cool because he'd never admit he's been hurt, and then gets the last 10% of his strength fucked out of him by Trunks plus spirit sword plus Goku and vegeta energy" +"I know if I'm having a good register day and it's senior day, I'll sneakily scan our senior discount in to spread the good cheer. Especially if the customer is polite and friendly. On our receipts it doesn't SAY senior though. It just says trans off then the discount percent. Maybe you got someone trying to do the same?",Did you just assume my transgender? +What drugs are popular in the slums?,does Addiction on Pisonet Count? +"Rant time. I am so frustrated seeing this logic so much. He was a double agent to a homicidal genocidal super wizard. He lived literally the most dangerous life possible in that world at that time. Showing love to someone would put them in an insane amount of danger should he be caught. Being an ass to Harry was the most loving thing he could do. Not to mention he has no reason to give two shits about Harry. Girl you love ditches you for another guy and has a spawn, what is he to you? Snape is a selfless hero who never once got to experience any meaningful joy but single handedly ensured the people he loved were protected. To recap, protected a kid that was a constant reminder of failing to be with the only person he ever loved and had to kill his only real friend who actually understood him to protect the world and said kid only to die to multiple fucking snake bites. Snape is the hero of that series.",I really need to read the books. +"For me it's 1024x768, shaders, shadows and textures on high, rest on low.",Is that native for your CRT monitor? +does it really matter?,"I don't know, see's just one of the most iconic characters in Star Wars, not worth to even pay respects to her right?" +Banks added Rs 4.4 lakh crore of fresh NPAs in 2015-16,Sab saala pichle *sattar saal* ka kamaal hai +"Haha, you think you're just going to invade this country and nothing is going to happen? You don't know white people very well. The fact is that the best countries in the world are white countries, which is why everyone wants to move here.",This guy is totally not racist everyone. +"Said Gloria Steinem, who built her career on fighting that kind of dismissive sexism.",Don't you know you can't be sexist against men? +Reminds me of that bass line Flea plays in one song (I can't remember the name but I think it's on Stadium Arcadium) that to me sounds like a duck.,*21st Century* +"What episode of Steven Universe are you up to? I only started watching a couple days ago, but I'm already at S4 Ep 9, what are you up to? *Please don't go into detail about how the episode ends if you're ahead of me, I don't wanna see spoilers :D*",I'm currently up to That Will Be All +"People like getting to the genitals quickly! Can't blame them. As guys, we never know when we might get lucky again. Because for guys, sex is in the odds. For women, they only have to ask a straight guy!","Yes because all women are attractive and can get sex on command, ugly women don't exist and men don't have any preferences and can't control their sexual urges." +The better question would be when it comes to evil business practices: What hasn't he?,Oh well that answers that. +Suggestion: let us refine relics from the Navigation selection menu ^ that. Would be nice QoL tweak. I understand the menu wouldn't fit it at the moment but I can't imagine that would be a difficult thing to change.,Suggestion: let us swap our equipment from nav screen ... oh hold on ... we were able to to so before Starchart 2.0 took a shit on QoL. +"Not a lot of practice, it's not like a rocket chip cycle deck or anything, just meta as fuck",Yeah rocketing towers as troops walk by is hard as fuck +No ragrets,Not even one... finger? +The only place worth getting a seat in my opinion. Not that you do much sitting.,"I've considered the covered seating at the far end of the field, but it appears to be restricted for parties?" +"Grow up and quit crying. high functioning or not, autism can cause a person to do some things an otherwise non-autistic wouldn't. Be a big boy and quit cryin","Yea, OP, let your brother harrass you and take it like a man." +"Maybe if you're a guy, but we ladies can make it work.","sure, then i am straight" +"Denied cs too, that was a big deal.",... And trolled your bro heimer ... +Marv Levy would consider returning as Bills coach if offered the job,Please make it stop. +"Hardest Question EVER! If you could only stick to one meta for your whole life and these were your three choices, which one would you pick? -Royal Giant post range buff -Goison -Elite fucking barbarians","I'd say RG post range buff, because I use him at that time period" +Este video es tan viejo que el pibe tiene nietos que estan descontrolados.,descrontolados +Putin: Russia will not expel anyone in response to US sanctions,"Oh, how noble." +"Long passes completed by midfielder in 16/17 - Henderson (111), Kroos (102) and Thiago (101)",That's a lot of long passes for a player who only passes backwards +Nice study: it will provide good data for projected losses as the rest of the country succumbs to climate change.,Thermometers... they are just a theory +"Why is it when a girl gets a vibrator it's seen as a bit of naughty fun. But when a man orders a 240v Fuckmaster Pro 5000 blow up latex doll with 6 speed pulsating ***, elasticised anus with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system he's called a pervert?",Sexism +"In the last 8 days the stock market reared and showed m its beautiful golden belly. Thanks to AMD I just made 20k dollars! So maybe poor people should invest? Like just a bit? They complain a out being broke and poor and the inequality but anyone can use the stock market to male incredible gains! Thank god I am smart and learned about personal finance. All my childhood friends from the slums in El Paso live pay check to pay check and blow their money on drugs, hookers, trucks, cell phones, fast food. If they would have invested their weed budgets from the last 25 years it alone would be a small fortune now. Its almost as being poor is a choice in America. You couldn't grow up any poorer than I did but I didn't even know. I do think personal finance and entrepreneurship should be mandatory classes in school starting in elementary school.","Yeah, poors, diversify your stock portfolio!" +"That's real money management. It's all about setting norms. I live in NYC and made about 55K last year before taxes and put away about 4K in savings. It boggles my mind when people say that they make 70K and are living paycheck to paycheck. Like what are you spending money on? Check where your money goes and cut out what you don't need. Then be patient with what you want to buy. Then spend real money on what you really want. Like my $1,500 bike. It's sooo nice and because it is nice it should last me forever. I keep it inside and do regular maintenance myself. I game but haven't spent more then $35 bucks for any games in the last few years. Why? I wait, Titanfall 2 dropped in price so I got it. Fallout 4 just hit my range so I got that two weeks ago for 30 bucks. Anyway that's also how I was raised. Live within your means, save and spend on cool stuff you really want. Don't nickle and dime yourself out of cool stuff. 5 bucks 100 times is 500 bucks...little everyday expenses add up.",tl;dr stack that paper up and then make boss moves. +Sticker bombed my PC!,You could easily resell that for double the money with that Supreme sticker +I am never again buying a thermaltake case.,Maybe it vacuums the dust in the case? +yeah i dont give a fuck if sophia is drinking it or not. to have her in the ads is highly inappropriate,But how else is she going to prove that she's a good mom? +I sent him the bike.,But are you pissed he smashed it in less than 2 hours tho +ain't gonna happen. been hearing this for decades.,"Right, it will go up forever, and a modest price deflation is impossible..." +K-9 unit tackles escaping car thief,Police brutality! +GDT: Bruins vs Blue Jackets Early game thread because FUCK IT it's the season opener! **GO BRUINS**,Is Jenner one of the miserable people from that family? +Veiny Hangers,Who's this? +I am 32 atm and I can only manage about 6-9mil depending on luck. How much are level 40s able to do?,I am 43 and hit 66 mil on scorpion. +"Vicious circle, man. He's trash but he's funny af","exactly how I feel, funny in the dumbest ways" +Embiid hype video,"Great, now there is semen EVERYWHERE" +"I'd like for them to include singing to the entrance song for an option. Like JOHN CENA SUUUUUCKS or Zayn's, etc",Haha that would be pretty funny. +I just got that for Christmas but I also got a PS4 so I haven't played it yet. Is it as good as TTYD?,"I think bloodborne is still on sale on psn for $8 if it's your kinda game you should pick it up, can't recommend it enough" +Send nudes ladies. I'm packing.,Haha +Here's my minimalist Barbarian Wallpaper,Obviously just a prisma filter over the original artwork +"Thank you Putin, for showing the level-headed responsibility and care that should be demonstrated from someone in your position, unlike the disgraceful Obama who attempts to provoke us all into unecessary war. The world thanks you. I'm very proud of Russia, a nation that now stands as the true leader of the free world.",All you folks missed the +"Man as a 25 year old this thread hurts to read. I can't afford a car at all, much less a vacation.","buy a clunker, learn to fix it." +It's just a wide angle view of a room with great potential.,"But...but it has le grill with a cup of tea and cozy slippers and netflix on the TV, so it must be cozy right ?" +"Achievements are retarded! Achievements themselves aren't retarded, but it seems a lot of games have removed actual in game rewards for doing something, with just getting an achievement which do NOTHING other than give bragging rights. In old games like Megaman, collecting stuff meant better armor. Or life increase. Etc. Newer games, like Assassins Creed and Batman flags and riddler trophys, you spend soooo much time collecting them, or I do because I'm a perfectionist in games, just to be told you unlocked and achievement! Wheres my hidden weapon? Wheres my power up? At LEAST a cutscene. SOMETHING!","yeah, it sucks how no games have any unlockables anymore at all!" +"According to Japan, either Mumei, Rem or Megumin [](#hanasakueurgh)",I can't believe Mumei is 12 +Because the vast majority of homeless are not those honestly down on their luck or legit in need. The ones that aren't con artists or worthless junkies are released mental patients which you can't do anything for. I will and have helped an honest man in need but a fucking junkie con artist can get fucked all day. Been burned enough.,"Yep, nothing can be done to help mental patients ... not even, say ... giving them a home and a case worker like other states are starting to do" +TACTION CRIMSON LIGHTNINGS BIG KEY OFFERS my psn CHIZov HMP feel free to msg,"I'd offer, but my keys are just normal size.." +if you wouldn't have biased you would've noticed that brown car is clearly added to the photo afterwards. Open your eyes.,STAY WOKE +its a drop just like any other. fastest to take out contents should be able to keep them without question.,"sure, when there's people running around with auto-loot macros that's definitely fair." +lulz getting that job with a bloomberg at 20 huh,He's 100% gonna be one of Forbes 30 under 30. +"How Covert Agents Infiltrate the Internet to Manipulate, Deceive, and Destroy Reputations",Thank goodness vast swathes of the country still think Snowden is a 'traitor'. +Bollocks to the money grubbing bastards.,But it all goes to charity. +"I mean, there's a reason I can't see Portland from Seattle...","Yes, the render distance of the Matrix is limited, duh." +jimmy nu-tron (xpost r/hittablefaces),"Look, regardless of the beard, that haircut is pretty impressive." +I think this era right now is better.,But chuck told me the league is at its worst due to analytics and 3's +"I laugh at all these liberal arts is the problem posts obviously from people that don't do anything involving employment. One, liberal arts covers a wider range of jobs than a general business degree, the major elephant in today's tech heavy culture is communication. And two, unless you have a shoe in for w/e your job your after, you'll be working from the bottom and skills learned in liberal arts are highly sought after. Unfortunately most people don't know how to make a good resume. I'll hire a person with good communication skills and can work well in a team driven environment over some cocky 'thinks he knows it all' who majored in financing. A big secret most people don't realize is that a company is going to train a person on the company specific skills no matter what; who you are as a person, your personality, ability to learn and work with others is the biggest factor getting hired. Obviously this applies to most business jobs, not lawyers doctors, skilled tradesmen etc.","Yea, my current employer is totally willing to train you in computer programming on their dime." +But conservipedia already exists.,And the only people we hate more than the Judean people's front is the non-alt-right +"D.Va needs a nerf How is it fair that this TANK hero can 1v1 ANY Attack hero with the exception of Soldier 76 and win? She can out-dps REAPER and McCree, the supposed tank killers. How is it fair that a tank can flank, escape, be mobile, and block projectiles at the same time?","I know that D.Va can be really annoying, especially her defense matrix, but really she's pretty easy to counter with Rein or Zarya, who can both completely deny her defenses." +Not near BG Airport.,I should have added +My man!,Slow down! +"Remember that toy that you got for Christmas as a little kid? How long did you truly play with it? 1 maybe 2 weeks? All I'm saying is memories are forever, especially with family who won't always be around. When you think about your childhood, do you think about the toys or the experiences? And if you think Hawaii is a solely a beach destination you really need to do some research.","Yeah, I only played with my Xbox for a week tops." +"I thought ArmA 3's sounds were terrible until I figured out that was actually close to what real incoming gunfire sounds like. One of these days ArmA will save my life, because I'll be the one who knows the difference between distant gunfire going another direction and somebody who is actually shooting at me...because, you know, that's a thing that happens in suburbia.",I thought the same when I started out too XD +Nothing. I just watch youtube and go to sleep.,Good to see someone else does this! +"Israel issues severe travel warning for India citing immediate threats of attacks on Western tourists, Visitors advised to avoid parties for upcoming New Year celebrations",Probably Pakistani terrorists again like 26/11. +Dumbass,"SUTD scholar... An NUS, NTU or SMU student wouldn't have done that." +"Everything about it is horrifying. It looks like the victim of a particular horrendous car crash - missing limbs, pelvis smashed, head on backwards. D:","To be fair, it only says the vagina is realistic." +Best Push-to-Talk key? What's the best push to talk key that doesn't interfere with other programs?,"I use H and it works well for me, except I'll occasionally fat finger G and throw my weapon away" +They haven't seen one before because they are rarely used. Calling them retards because they are curious about it is rather rude.,IF you dont know about outdated tech you are a retard +"I sing 'let it go' in the shower sometimes, does that make me a singer.","No sorry, only is professionals here" +"My twin brother just came out to me... So I came out to my friends and brothers abour 2 months ago (they were all fine with it and have been amazing), and to my parents like a week ago (they didn't react well..) Today I got in kinda a big argument with my mum and went to my room and basically started ranting to my twin brother, me and him are really close and hes basically my best friend , I mentioned how she acts about me being gay and then he kind of awkwardly told me he thinks he likes boys as well. We talked about it for quite a long time and hugged and stuff (no homo) he doesn't want to come out to anyone else yet and was worried about my mum after how she reacted with me so I just told him to wait til he's ready. Is it like a common thing for twins to have the same sexuality? I googled stuff and quite a few things say it is but oh well im happy for him and and it made me feel really happy that he was able to tell me as well :)",Sex him +"Small Question Saturday 030 Welcome to this week's Small Question Saturday post, a twice monthly post being posted on the 1st and 3rd Saturdays of every month. Ask your small questions below. If you know the answer to another question be helpful and reply with your answer.",Why doesn't Mumbo play in the modded Hermitcraft series? +Found this old pic of me holding Winnie the Pooh's crotch. Can yall help my identify the shoes I'm wearing?,Probably not the same but check out Jordan 11's +WTF is up with the main pic of this Pickpocket Proof Underwear??,"It's also a convenient lunch box...bananas, cucumbers, sausages...anything goes!" +"White snapper, beurre blanc, finger lime",What's the bit on top? +But then the condensation from the bowl will make my hands wet,Now you're just being a little bitch. +Hey you're an accountant right? I need you to do some IT stuff for me while you still do your accounting.,"No problem, I've used google before." +Leopard is hungry for some seafood,Didn't know Caiman were salt water animals. +Two guys in a Lamborghini try overtaking a Corvette,That looks dangerous +Trap songs with a hardstyle drop? Hello! I'm hoping y'all can recommend some stuff to me. I'm looking for trap with hard dance/hardstyle/hardcore drops. Similar to Noisestorm - Antihero and Aero Chord - Ctrl Alt Destruction. Thanks in advance!,Major Lazer & Showtek - Believer +"Why don't we shine some light on some of our favorite underrated songs? One of my favorite underrated MCat songs has to be The Divide, it's such a great song. For non-MCat songs, I've gotta go with Karetus' Full Flavor (I'm not sure if that's underrated). What are some of yours?",MC: 7 Minutes Dead - Sidewinder Non-MC: Fusq - Perfume! +Cute Hamburger,Looks more like a hotdog +White as snow Mexican here. What am I supposed to do now?,"Go get a job at an office, for a landscaping company obviously." +What gender is a hermaphrodite?,Non-existent +Well that's what happens when you took Humanist ideas while growing up.,Humanist ideas are OP tho +"I *almost* don't want to go back to Dominaria I'm so worried they'll screw it up, my main concern is in terms of the art and the beautiful imagery I have attached to that place, but so much could go wrong. Thoughts? As I've gathered here and there there might be a return at some point I guess some of you may have some info to share about it?",Battle for Dominaria :D Hmmm lets bring back argothian wurm and not mention any brothers war or any old this weatherlight shit :D that will be great :D and enemy Battle duals +"Ppl say that culprits will be punished but who to punish, terrorists are dead:Prithvi Raj Chavan(Cong) on #UriAttack",Don't know whether to laugh or cry. +Or the fact fox had been developing as a male his whole fucking life with superior muscle mass and athelticism wtf,Yeah but once you pop on the sports bra that shouldn't matter anymore! +Bull Demon is now a playable character!,That lag tho! +XB1?,"Shit sry, PS4" +"People of Reddit who go to bed and don't lie there in the dark for two hours each night before finally falling asleep, how do you do it?","Work a 16 hour work day and you'll be out like a light, works everytime for me" +Denver?,From the video description: Quebec St & E 128 Ave Denver CO +Why exactly would you believe that's not true?,"Didn't you know, all bugs in the game are actually grand conspiracies and deliberate choices by bungie" +What is your favourite krytac gun?,The one that shoots 7.62x39.... +My tortoise hatchlings eating a hibiscus flower,Checking they're all getting some and no one is left out....and relax..... +"My youngest is getting baptized today. And it hurts. Just a few months ago, she pulled me aside and said she wasn't sure the church was true, and was scared that *someone* (her mom, my TBM wife) would find out she didn't have a testimony. I stayed neutral. Some people believe, some people don't. If you don't think it's true, that's ok, and we'll *all* still love you no matter what. No other family member or church friend in her life has afforded such open mindedness. Every week for the last year she's been asked how excited she must be for her baptism, and if she's decided who will baptize her yet, and how everyone knows how happy Heavenly Father is that she's making the right decision. She's sung songs about how much she can't wait to be baptized. She's watched her older peers get baptized. My 8 year old. Who still believes in Santa. Who is almost more excited for the treats after the event than the actual baptism. Who is secretly my favorite child and loves me like a goddam superhero. My little girl is being manipulated by everyone else she loves into branding herself with a lifelong obligation to obey, and there's nothing I can do to stop it that won't betray her. This is the third and last time I'll have to live through this day, where one of my beautiful, brilliant daughters will be added to church rosters, and promise to always do what church leaders tell her. I'm aching for my girls, and grieving for any pain they'll have to experience, either by fighting their way out, or forcing themselves to stay in.",It sounds like you let her down. +"Employers in will to work state can fire you for anything or nothing, so long as it isn't your sex, sexual orientation, race, or disability, however they can fire you for any other reason or just because they don't like you. Will to work basically negates all those rights that people fought for because it allows employers to not give a reason or to give a very stupid reason.","On the other hand, you can also QUIT for no reason in right-to-work states, and unlike your employer you CAN use someone's gender, race, sexual orientation, or religion as a reason for quitting." +"Or you just stop playing, enjoy your pizza, and then resume playing after you finished dinner.",Only _casual_ gamers don't want to get pizza grease all over their controllers. +"Why not? It keeps Reigns out of the Universal Title picture for the time being and the U.S. Title gets a big time match at Mania. We always complain about the U.S. Title never being defended, and about Roman always being forced into huge matches for no reason. This is exactly what we've been wanting WWE to do with both the title and the character yet it's now a bad thing?",Anything with Roman is a bad thing +"We shall advance in an opposite direction! Without battle, there can b e no defeat!",basically how to war kebab +there are two other candidates that deserve a look. there may not be an office to vote her out of once she sells it,Khizr Khan I would gladly lend you my copy +Rizin replay?,Only good fight on this card was Garcia vs grandma +Random kids selling junk out of rubbermaid containers..,No comment! +Happy New Year,She should wait a few years and then accuse him of rape. +Red is the best. Where did you get your LED lights?,RED IS FOR AMD #AMD +N,G +definitely how it works paladins is also hogging all the servers,Blame kappadins +"I think you just described the election for most people on both sides and I love it. I'm not really a trump fan but I won't lie, watching people fall apart on social media after the election made me smile :)",Yeah seeing Muslims and Mexicans worry about their futures in America made me smile too :) +*condescension,Condensation +And once we've all said goodbye,Take a running leap and you learn to fly +"I agree. Let's move his promotion up a little bit, and make the final boss significantly harder to kill.","Ahh yes, the OHKO boss by Roy." +That's what happens when you put a team in the playoff who's biggest win is over Colorado and has a strength of schedule in the 100's,Yeah because another team deserved to be there more than Washington +I should probably try out other operators more,I like to see that someone mains thermite +"Anyone over the age of 80 goes. Take all warning labels off everything. Anyone with an IQ under a certain amount (not sure what). Anyone with incurable/inoperable disease goes. Take volunteers (there has to be a few). Anyone in the penal systems throughout the world that have committed egregious acts (rape, molestation, murder) goes. Something along those lines",What about all the sadistic weed smokers? +Such courage.,These give me life +"Something that everybody who plays Botlane ADC in any elo needs to know and understand It's going to be very painful, you're not going to believe me at first, but you direly need to know this if you want to not get misunderstood when discussing the balance state of ADCs. Allright, here we go: ADCs are not designed to win 1v1 against anybody. There, I said it. Shocking. You're most likely already typing lol shitpost of the week by now. ADCs are meant to be played with teammates. This is why we get plenty of ADCs are too weak! every day every season no matter how important ADCs are in the meta (And they've always been, except for the few weeks where Mordekaiser was better than them) This is why you see ADCs saying Poppy 1v1d me wtf?? This is why you see ADCs dying because they ran down bot by themselves at 25 minutes while their Support is warding Baron and River. ADCs are Cannons. Cannons are lost if the Cavalry charges into them and kills the artillerymen. They also lose if the Infantry manages to walk up to them through the damage. This is why Cannons are protected by other troops so that they don't just get ran over by anybody. This is why you don't use Cannons only on a battlefield. That doesn't mean Cannons are weak. Cannons have changed the face of warfare for several centuries and have been one of the most impactful weaponry we've come up with. The key to be a good ADC is to understand you're a Cannon and that you're only powerful when positioned on a hill and raining hell from far away. That doesn't mean ADCs CANNOT win 1v1s, but it means there is nothing innately wrong if Ryze outduels you even though you're 1/0/1 and Ryze is 0/1/0. It means you cannot expect to outduel Shyvana when she has exhaust, ult, and a Randuin. It doesn't mean ALL Marksmen are shit at 1v1. Those who are not are usually not played in Botlane: Graves, Kindred, Quinn. If a marksman is played in Botlane instead of Mid or anywhere else, it's for a good reason: It's because the Marksman REQUIRES the presence of the Support to function. If that wasn't the case, why would we be assigning them to a lane where they have to share the XP with someone else? The polar opposite of ADCs that can hold their own is Jhin. Jhin can 100-0 a bruiser with his ult... But he has to stand still and can only shoot in a cone in front of him. Just... just like a cannon. When Jhin was released people tried playing him in Mid and whatever other positions - And failed. Because Jhin is the perfect example of the team marksman. By himself, he gets killed by roughly anybody. With his team, he provides one of the biggest ranged executes and output of physical damage. If you want to 1v1 people and currently main adc... it's not too late to change your role. If you like to pew-pew at people from range, you can play Quinn or Graves top/jungle, you can play Corki Mid, you can play Kindred Jungle... but don't play Miss Fortune or Ashe. Regards, Your friendly Support (and occasionnal Jungler that gets fed because the enemy ADC is alone in botlane)",Lol shitpost of the week +Looks like the night shift has arrived.,"No, this beer is made by Treehouse" +Why is every redditor a sarcastic fuckwit?,"oh man, here, have some reddit gold for this one!" +"Dota Behavior score? What is a good score and what does it imply? What exactly is a good score? Mine is 9909. Also, FeelsGoodMan: low_priority_until_date: 0 prevent_text_chat_until_date: 0 prevent_voice_until_date: 0 If anyone is wondering how to check: type into console: developer 1 followed by dota_game_account_debug","the lower the score, the less negative you are, for example, arteezy is one of the least negative people in dota." +"Does anyone know of good CDDA LPs? I love this game, but I can't play it on my current PC as my TV is my monitor, and CDDA is too small to properly play. Does anyone know of a good, on-going modded LP?",check out chesthole32 - it's pretty big +"Finally a practical solution to the teaming problem When I'm trying to find teammates it can be really difficult to judge whether another tank wants to team or not, even when they have team in their name their actions are often hard to interpret. And especially as I play as the rammer I have no gun to spin to let them know I want to team. So my solution to this problem is that every tank should have a little light on it that it can flash. Real life tanks have headlamps and flairs they can flash at each other. This would make finding teammates much easier.","You're a double scum, a ramming teamer" +"C2 for sure, but that's probably way above your Secret Santa budget.",Water rower or gtfo. +"Personally I think Modrons are absolutely fascinating, and I'm currently trying to incorporate a side-quest around them.",Have you ever read about the Modron March? +"Whats your favorite sauce for steak? So, title says it all, really. Im looking for inspiration. I usually go with a bearnaise, a red wine reduction thing or pepper sauce. What do you recommend?",Nothin' sets off a good steak like some ketchup. +"It's bad. 3 people on my Facebook died this past week. All three males, from Victoria. One died from smoking, the other 2 from injecting. 3 people in 1 week is crazy, but truthfully, it doesn't really faze me. It can't be a surprise if someone you know uses, that they may OD. I can't imagine how overworked our first responders are. Shout out to all the police, paramedics, fireman and nurses that work tirelessly night after night.",Was one of the 3 ODs you're talking about tristan? +They need to throw a pornstar in there,"Let's see ... all I've got here is 22 year old bartenders, part-time models, personal trainers, and beach bums." +Hell no I didn't bring a banana,then you not really with the shits fam simple as that +What's with Canadian teams trading away black dudes that are pillars of the community?,"yeah, Evander Kane was a great role model for Winnipeg's youth" +"Renegades just beat SK 2-0, including a 16-0 on dust 2",But if they had Fer they would have won +Is that an LS? I've only seen this color in the LS variant,"No, I'm pretty sure it's still a 5.0L." +It's amazing how much the secretary of state is responsible for in Trump's reality.,Don't you know Hillary was the snake who gave Eve the apple? +The best kind of traffic is predictable traffic. Not that the car driver was in the wrong. But he could've kept the flow moving. That old lady was moving at 1 mph.,She was a good 5 minutes from crossing that particular lane of traffic. +Clinton had a frog in her throat,Had a rare pepe in her throat +Big trade.,Does this mean Lucroy won't be starting anymore? +"I'm sorry, what state do you come from where you have come to the conclusion that the only taxes are property taxes?","Damn apartment dwellers, such smoochers!" +That number has also been dropping as well (U6). And Full Time Job creation has far outpaced part time job creation,and salaries are climbing! +Are you not entertained enough from the gif?,not if i could potentially satisfy my primal desire to watch violence! +"Here, continuing work on the MVF-BU ... in case the big block upgrade plan outlined by ViaBTC fails (e.g. due to insufficient support by other miners).",Plenty of us are glad you're putting in the effort to ensure more capacity. +Top of the food chain baby! Shake and bake!,Time is top of the food chain :( +Ableton-preferences-audio-select focusrite,"Yes, it is selected." +Think of the kids,You guys wouldnt make it far in R/politics +Is this how you light frontier?,"If your version of Light Frontier is a bukkakke, then yes." +Cop here. A general rule of thumb is to go by skin color. People with lighter skin are generally trustworthy and decent people. The darker you go the more suspicious and criminal you get. There is a whole science to this.,I think you forgot the +Except for the private property part. I wouldn't be too happy if that was in my own backyard. My private property is just that - private. It's not for your drone amusement.,"Yea guys, make sure you shoot down all the airlines flying over your house too." +Logos if Pokemon were real (Part 4),I can't help but imagine gears of Wartortle to just be the same but with water pistols. +Government Stunned By Verdicts In Oregon Standoff Trial,GunsAreCool is flipping their collective shit about this and it's really funny. +Local bar sells phone chargers.,Probably selling them straight from the Lost and Found. +"Well, there definitely are new archetypes. They showed several new sidearm variations in the reveal steam for example.",What's a sidearm? +####dolphins,ducks +Just got AT&T Gigabit and Halo Banned Me!,i just got a new tv and they banned me too +You're seconding a 12 week program because after day 2 you've got DOMS?,"If you're not hurting, you're not gaining obviously" +"Not to draw a comparison in the antics, but I seem to remember Tom Green chapping every ass he met.",The bum is on the swede. +"So whats the point of suramar?Worth doing? Just hit 110 and i have so many things to do between class campaign,crafting quests ,world quests ,heroic dungeons and pvp im just wondering what the purpose of suramar is so i dont waste my time","of course, suramar is a waste of time... just ignore it!" +Isn't MG strictly ERP? Not interested in that...,"plz, you don't want to hang out with skankily dressed NELF and Draenai in goldshire?" +uhh... spelling?,Crash Course English 101: Spelling With John Green +One of the reasons it's clear it wasn't designed at all :),"No, God just didn't properly develop proper engineering tolerances to account for variables like climate change." +Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?,who did she tell you that to? +Youtube enacting odd policies on popular youtubers? Must be those damn feminazis sleeping with Google!,"Either women SJWs are ugly and unwanted or just sluts btw this is totally not sexism at all, just DA TRUTHS" +How the hell do you cheat at a 5K? Either you ran/jogged it or you didn't. ETA: comment probably coming across as confrontational; I'm just legit confused.,Experienced fatlogicians can violate conservation of energy; is it so hard to believe they can also defy gravity and *fly* the 5k? +TIL it's vile to want people to obey the law and enter the country legally,Why are you so racist? +More accusations that this is sexism. I guess it's sexist to see a woman collapse and then question if she's ok. I'll make sure to never again be worried if a woman suddenly collapses. Would hate to be called sexist.,"Benevolent sexism is still sexism, you bastard!" +You know what sucks....#BlackLivesMatter,SALT SALT SALT \#BlackLivesMatter +Should hold bay at bay,Michael Bay's bay at bay. +"I didn't cure me of being gay, so yes.",You obviously weren't faithful enough +"Sorry if I didn't clarify, it's just the basic VR launch bundle, no console. So the headset and whatever else comes with it.","Easy, just sell the VR bundle and buy the console with the money and use the leftover cash to buy more Taco Bell." +Well then Go play Halo 3 and stop crying about it in a Post thats not about how people hate Halo 5 and how bungie was better than 343,H3 blows +I'm guessing have some other girl pregnant.,"Doesn't seem as bad because it isn't obvious by looking at him, maybe if the other girl was his best man during the wedding." +Two year-old solves famous ethics conundrum. Adorable!,Again.. another lower quality version of a video from r/videos +I know it tastes like shit but as someone who wrestles with dehydration a lot coconut water is a god send and fixes up muscle cramps too. 500ml a day as cold as possible and I feel great.,Do you go subq or IM with it? +"I hope it does, so please no spoilers!",Germany wins +"The disappointing realities of refugee life: waiting, uncertainty, and paperwork",Representative picture +Schrodinger's Lysandre,Schrodinger's pyroar +Need an Alliance Name. I don't want to use something like National Wrestling Alliance. Anybody come up with good Alliance names?,World Alliance of Wrestling WAW +It was a pickup.,"Steel body, or military-grade aluminum?" +Kyoto Animation to animate Kobayashi-san Chi no Maid Dragon for Winter,ANIME IS SAVED +How's the kool-aid?,"Better than bleach, ty" +Snowplexed,I sure she was totally impressed with that and not pissed at all. +"We owe a lot to china One thing that constantly shits me on this sub is the snarky comments against Chinese manufacturers. People relating Chinese manufacturers to cheap, bad quality products. It's false, and there's 3 important things that we need to realise: 1 - Without China, the vast majority of vapers would still be smokers. The average person wouldn't have taken a chance with vaping if they had to buy a $150 Provari and a $90 Kabuki. A pack of smokes costs $5 to $15. Yes, long term costs and health costs negate that, but humans are horrible at thinking long term. Companies like eLeaf, Smok and Innokin sell for the price of a week or 2's worth of cigarettes. A lot of us go through multiple devices to find one that feels right. Only China has made that a realistic possibility for the average person. 2 - The quality argument is a load of uneducated bullshit. A Chinese manufacturer will build something to the quality that you pay them to. Look at the Recoil and Petri RDA. Both are premium, well constructed atty's built in China. My Gear RDA is build fantastically. Then again so is my $30 Serpent mini. Clones are no exception. My Taifun and Kayfun clones from FT are machines perfectly. On that note, thanks to China a lot of us are able to use atty's that we wouldn't be able to afford otherwise. 3 - This relates to my first point. Thanks to Chinese efforts in making the vaping market the size it is, we have a huge amount of juices in more possible combinations of flavors than any group of us could have thought possible. Without China there would simply be far less variety of juices. TLDR: Stop talking shit about China, we owe them a solid chunk of our lives.",Chinese manufactures don't give a shit about their workers which is why I hate them +little low.,everywhere the falcon splodes' +IDF ? InsaneDildoFriends ?,I think he meant the Jew Attack Force +Can I see where you got the crit resist?,"I don't know the new bosses crit resist , but with 297 crit you won't have 100% crit with 100% uptime on fury so it's natural that the bosses have slightly more crit resist and with about 310 I get 100% haymaker." +"Same narratives every year: 1. NA have closed the gap! (they haven't) 2. EU looks average (one team overachieves) 3. CN looks great and can challenge KR (last year went the total opposite) 4. Who are LMS? (they're usually third best region) EDG looks damn good, RNG looks kind of soft, and IMay are strong... I wouldn't be surprised if IMay made semis and EDG made finals. Actually I think if EDG don't crap their pants, they can theoretically win worlds. I think the west gets completely outclassed this year more than ever. They don't have the talent LPL/LMS has at all positions, and they don't control the game and pick/ban as well as Korean squads do. But hey, last year, the Chinese teams were so utterly horrible, so who knows?",But my TSM D: +Probably not. The odds of you being the only one are honestly pretty low,"It was a rhetorical question, emphasizing just how few people commenting in this thread seemed to have actually read the article properly before going off on their anti-white/we're suffering too circlejerk." +"If Ahamkara are big dragons, can I replace my sparrow with an Ahamkara?",D2 pets confirmed? +The irony of this whole thing is that Punk took away a spot from MMA fighters who have worked their asses off full-time for several years. Wasn't that what Punk was bitching about in WWE?,yeeeeeep +...didn't block out that you have a gmail acc. Gf bank.,It clearly states he has a Gmaul account... Jeez... +How big of a tank do they need?,10 gallon minimum but you can get away with 5 if you do water changes often enough +(spoilers) im disappointed,Doesn't come near the amount of epic that Origins was that's for sure. +I'd hang it off the stall door facing me... But I don't have one.,"Damn, they don't even let you have stall doors?" +Good news. Hopefully the CE-34878-0 error will be fixed on BF1 im getting...,Maybe that's what the price increase is going towards! +"The brawlhalla devs have answered this idea many times. while it's a nice idea, it would lead to turtling and some not so favourable outcomes. they wanted the dodge because it provides fast play to those slow legends and makes them seem more appealing.","Yeah, smash tried shield, and look how unpopular that game is!" +"If only it worked that way. Dumb people get prangernant with other dumb people every day. I'll give 1/3 of these people a pass because of the possibility of trolls and others that don't speak English as a first language, but there's way to many of these that are real. Never show an advanced AI yahoo answers because they will quickly want to purge the human race.",Yeah Tay lasted a couple hours unsupervised before going way off the deep end as I remember +PKA 304 The Drinking Episode,My favorite part was when woody was questioning his life while the other three were talking lmao great episode +yam 10s ninja,I see Valve's doing their best making the game as fun for everyone as possible +"still no luck after 20 larges, only find oily, salty, bundling but not that rare murderous :(",Murderous was my last for both sections +"Influence, LvG, and Unite are the teams I'll be looking out for the most.",Unite is playing really well as a team +A new Pikmin game is coming to the 3DS,Oh man I'm excited for Pikmin: Zip- Lash! +They are playing on Alpha soon,Siurce? +"Tennessee defeats Appalachian State, 20-13",So do the Vols drop at all in the polls? +"If there are Shoretroopers, why are there regular Stormtroopers in the water?",That makes me wonder if there are any longshore troopers. +"Tennessee, you fools. The last team to lose an opener to App State as a ranked team, ended up *beating* Florida. You could've ended the streak, but now you're doomed.",FUUUUckkkk +Finally beat avant :D,Congrats! +Why aren't they playing offline on the last patch? The last patch was August 16th and that was the last gameplay change with the vesper nerf. Why are they signing into psn to download pointless hotfixes that dont even matter at all?,Because 3arch is gonna update mid match +"Your totally right I mean its not like any one plays call of duty, battle field, rainbow six, Halo, gears of war etc on consoles. Really they are just wasting their time. They should just forget consoles and focus on the PC market we know that's were all the money is made anyways.",Oh yeah that's totally what that means +"Would it be possible to Mega Rayquaza to do a Z Move? megas can't do Z moves, as far as I know, since you need a Z stone equiped, right? Well, MR doesn't need a mega stone so could he be able to perform a Z move dragon or Z move flying? what do you think?","No, they're obviously removing megas" +How to not kill Roshan,"Zoom out more, we can't see the fight." +"You can see Mt Rainier from Canada, but because of the earth's curvature you can only see the tip",But the earth is flat? +Mei comin out,I've been scribing pentagrams all week for this. +I always clear the cache so it's not that,"Unless you can clear stuff in game (like outfits and other data), you can't do much." +Why There is a Media Blackout on the Native American Pipeline Blockade,"They're blocking progress, something the Media actually sees." +"Not only that, Muhammad being last in that order is going to be making a lot of people angry.",Wasn't he the last prophet? +"An alt-right lunatic killed 8 people in a church, but a few college kids were mean to Milo. Clearly the latter is the threat to Americans. Shut the fuck up, Dave Rubin.",But regressives have killed free speech! +"ShowerThoughts: C9 Should move to Australia during winter in the US so it's always summer Think about it, if they move, Cloud9 Will always be able to have their tanktops out.",Wouldn't work due to jet lag +Alleged White Supremacist Killed a Black Teen by Running Him Down with a Jeep: Police,All parties in this story sound like such wonderful and charming people. +Actually it's trump pretending to know everything about running a business.,Fucking brilliant deflection. +"I don't understand why people keep denying the undeniable. If your doc tells you that you are about to give birth, insisting on never having sex and being a virgin is quite pointless.","Nope, it is an act of God." +GOOD point from my wife. Probly better if all the military took that approach.,"Yep, it would be great if nobody in our military was trained for combat!" +"Yeah, Scott Adams seems like he's an idiot.",I am certain you are smarter than a successful millionaire who has produced a comic read by tens of millions over decades. +Part of me is hoping for a podcast version of love and sex stuff. In reality Im expecting a hour long talk on gender identity and LGBT issues.,"because nothing says fun, quite like an hour of talking about identity politics." +"Men who've slapped a random woman's ass, how'd that work out for ya?",I finally got called sir +"Because of their ages, I wouldn't be be surprised if they were disappointed, but used to it.",Damn it uncle you got us a console +it's the 'against an enemy faction' that really gets me. They couldn't even describe who we're fighting against?,Can't spoil the story. +"Nobody likes a prude, but don't be a slut either.",I wish someone would finally come out and tell us what the magic number is to achieve this necessity. +It was a valiant effort,nice flair +"I edited out, except for people in Boston, thought it would go without saying",yea everyone outside the US knows people in boston pronounce 'r' as ah. +"I'm pushing my agenda, hence I don't ask if they would like to hear what I have to say",You're doing a great job at that! +with 3k you can pretty much do whatever the f- you want. Buy the best parts in each category for your PC. Cap it off with a sick tri-monitor set.,Don't forget to put some LED strips all around so your system can handle 12k 60fps! +is spotting useless in BF1? the icons are so small that i barely see if this is friend or foe from the distance (especially true for airplanes). nobody seems to be spotting anyway as i can't remember enemies showing up on minimap at all. is it bugged or am i not paying attention?,There is spotting in the Game ? +Tina Belcher Cosplay,"Wow, that blue shirt, skirt, and converse must have taken her so much effort to make" +The value of the pound has jumped after the UK's manufacturing sector rebounded sharply in August.,B-b-b-but brexit... End of the world.... +"There has been a lot of improvement in cigarette abatement over the years. You can't expect the once mammoth tobacco industry to disappear overnight. Also, you don't have to concentrate on one issue at a time. Why bother mentioning anything about tobacco in a thread about antibacterial soaps? Does one affect the other in any way?",Some people wash their hands with antibacterial soap after smoking cigarettes so obviously. +I think that was one of the fair criticisms. To say that a judge can't be impartial because of their ancestral heritage is absolutely equivalent to saying they're incompetent because of their race.,That's such a really big jump. diff --git a/chunk20.csv b/chunk20.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..5c08cfe729c3fbed881963a9259e9566a123503d --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk20.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1667 @@ +Input,Output +i'm white and named all 3 of my kids Muhammed so they won't feel left out in 20 years,Sweden? +Apple will make billions thanks to the fact people losing their AirPods.,Yeah but AppleCare for AirPods will only cost $99 and will cover lost AirPods for only a $49 charge! +I don't even know who made that up. Or why people spread it,The bourgeois made it to help the proletariat accept their status. +"Was Job really Job's name? Or did he have a different, actual name, and they just decided to make him known as Job?","I hear his name might have been Employment, but that may be a mistranslation." +Ugh. My SIL is doing this with her second. He's so incredibly clingy and gets upset so easily.,He's gonna be a great at relationships. +Praise the sun!,YOU DIED +JFK said no to an FBI plot where they were going to stage a Cuban bombing attack on Americans to justify attacking Cuba and that is actually documented so I wouldn't doubt anything the states would do to justify attacking other nations.... Not much of a conspiracy theorist but fuck you never know.,Yeah that was the only documented instance were it was **proposed** not to mention that it was discarded immediately after being proposed because the idea is absurd. +Is this the Origins Tank?,"No, it's tank dempsey" +"only made their regions finals, ending the repetitive monopoly that flash wolves and AHQ have had over their region for the past 2 years but yea whatever no big deal.","Being top 3 means nothing in your region, obviously" +"Yep, GGG planned this all along. They have a deal with US network companies (like comcast) and are getting paid to block access to EU so the people move to the US to download the patch and have better internet. OR it's just an unforseen error and will be hopefully fixed soon.",Switched to USA VPN... Downloading at full speed of my connection (at least for now). +and all pathfinders play blade vortex,What did you expect when Ziggy and Ziz all promoted it before the league started +Are good ventor's sellable in temp leagues? Can't say I'm never lucky anymore.,If you forcably advertise it on reddit im sure someone will ask about the price +Rapper who Threatened to Kill Trump if His Mother's Food Stamps are Taken Away gets Arrested and charged with multiple felonies,Poor young man thrown in jail by the corrupt justice system. +The most annoying thing about this game When I play the game it sounds something like this SPOTTED SPOTTED SPOTTED SPOTTED SPOTTED SPOTTED SPOTTED YOUR LEFT FUSION TOWER IS UNDER ATTACK SPOTTED SPOTTED SPOTTED YOUR MIDDLE FUSION TOWER IS UNDER ATTACK SPOTTED SPOTTED SPOTTED SPOTTED SPOTTED SPOTTED SPOTTED I need to be able to hear what is going on but the game just says spotted over and over most of the time,How everything flying is a tesseract +Disagree. Ghost was a very dark game.,A major reason why I like it +"When I first saw the still tag, I thought 43 meant 1943 and I was like what the hell? But then I realized it's futuristic and it's actually 2043. (Which by the way would make her 27 because BO3 takes place in 2065.)",Also thought that to lol +Holy fucking shit. I honestly read that in Montys voice. eerie.,Wait a minute.. is it possble A7x=Monty? +"Gamers of reddit, What upcoming title are you most excited about?",I heard about a game called No Man's Sky +"Yeah, you know, except for the part where they say *ALL* owners of MW remastered.",All owners are able to buy the dlc +Yeah. What an idiot. I guess my living in California makes me a qualified oceanographer.,Is that where you write underwater ? +All my hype for this expansion DIED... All i can do is watch some streamers having fun while i CANNOT play... wtf This is a buff!,"Yeah, because the league is not 3 months long and if we can't play the first 5 hours that means everything is gonna suck." +Don't play while you're tilting,less quality = better meme +Battlefield 1 beta Intel HD 4400 (video/ image),damn looks good +Wikileaks Appears To Release Hillary Clinton's Paid Speech Transcripts,Wasn't this supposed to be the damning evidence that could finally end Clinton's reign of tyranny or something like that? +Yeah my bad bro most of us are normal I swear,Doubt it. +best pack so far,confirmed plant by EA +Well everyone in the house is better at comps.,Except for that one wall comp that James rocks at +Understandable,"had Kill Joys on since I was playing Giant last night, switched it out for I'm Feeling Lucky :P" +You can earn artifact power through pvp and level up your weap.,"Wow, that fixes all the issues I brought up" +"It certainly explains that you had an illegal drug in your vehicle, definitely. But it's legal somewhere else isn't a valid excuse for having an illegal drug with you.",But it's a valid excuse to smell like that drug +"Hey, you know that one series that everybody's dying to hear about, the one we've clearly acknowledged pretty much everyone's here to hear about? Yeah we've got nothing new.","You're talking about Battleborn, right?" +Best CC is death and Raijin does it in 2 hits.,TRUE +We stole Keep Portland Weird from Austin - it's only fitting that the Oregonian steals Soccer City USA from us and gives it to Seattle.,"Cascadia steals a few key catchphrases from Texas, doesn't it?" +Hmmm... that doesn't look quite right,I blame the CSS +1. Bartre 2. Eliwood 3. Karla 4. Karel 5. Rath,how did I suspect this +A toxic election is damaging the seed corn of democracy -- young voters,The toxic control of the media by the hyper rich and monopoly capital is damaging American democracy. +Just be better than BB18 please.,That's not friendship. +You like movies about gladiators?,Have you ever been in a Turkish prison? +Spencer Pigot rocking a Samsung livery this weekend!,Should've sponsored Montoya. +you only love me for my assets.,Freaking Sugar Diggers +The rolled pant leg showing ankles is high-fashion and will be dated quickly,But you should buy high quality pieces that will last years to come! +"Shows that best portray lower middle class life? The first two shows that come to my head are The Middle, and Roseanne. Can anyone think of any other ones? Any dramas?",Friends +"Last week my LGS received the Obsidian 45 I had a Form 3 on, have to get printed and photos for me and my son who is a trustee, file the Form 4 by mail and wait forever again. Anything to make it more difficult for the most law-abiding citizens...this government is ass-backwards.",Gotta love the rule change mid wait. +"Nah, our families were friendly, but I wasn't friends with any of them on an individual level. But they were at my halloween birthday party because our families were friendly and one of them thought it was appropriate to push 12 year old me in the pool in my costume in front of all of my guests. They didn't really do anything else particularly noteworthy, but obviously there's a part of me that hasn't really forgiven them for the pool thing haha.",You sound fun. +"Obviously it's gonna be everyone's favorite red card, Obligatory Phoenix!",Maybe just a [[Chandra's Phoenix]] reprint +You're stranded on a dessert island. How do you avoid getting fat?,I don't like sweets +For 13 seconds.... ;),More like 3 minutes +The Left created a law that is an ass,"The Left, ever capitalised" +3.75% molar?...,Perhaps a dentist could come and confirm? +CharlieIntel: Games are far too soft about the way they bring people in. Fuck that. How about a mode where you have to be good to play it?! -Blundell,So he adds shopping free and perkaholic +"Surely the school administration wouldn't accept that situation? A professor who gives 100% to all students enrolled in that class based on a single lucky trash shot? **edit** read the original tweet posted before, it was only for 1 quiz, I can accept that",It's a class on Statistics! +An illustrated guide: what to do if witnessing Islamophobic harrassment,"worthless guide, doesn't even touch on what to do if she's wearing headphones." +"Just like Obama has, but people only seem to hate Hillary for it","Well he's a secret muslim, we expect it from him." +The Conclusive Theory of Why Guys Suck,The answer is to become a lesbian! +A bit late late but I'll be walking home from school every day this year (1 mi). Will my calves get any stronger/bigger?,"If you live on a mountain summit and your school is below it, then yes" +"Didn't you see the stop sign? There, I hope you learned your lesson!","If the kid kept running he would have been fine, but he sees the truck and just stops... what the fuck?" +Sure he can. Doesn't make it any less stupid,Yes but why would I need to have a problem with it and point it out? +What current tradition needs to be stopped?,Circuses with animals +Can't wait to show this to the next dumbass that assumes just because I'm Texas that I'm religious and/or racist and own a gun.,"So, which guns do you own?" +"Reclaim our countryside, it's beyond comprehension. It's truly amazing.","We have taken back the country, now for the countryside!" +Why men don't play video games,And women spend time on Tumblr to stop that uncontrollable urge of being whores. +"Thank you Today was Day one. It's 730 and I'm catching up on American Horror Story with a bag of almond M and Ms. I'd didn't drink today and this sub helped a lot. Talk to you guys tomorrow. Thanks, John",Nicely done! +"Yes, they're not, because corporate controled media caters to the wants of the viewing public and the public doesn't care.","No way, man....they're totally telling us what to care" +NYC Pharmacy Slaps Male Shoppers with Man Tax,"You guys, this is more than likely a skit from the TV show Nathan For You." +"Going to the vet this morning. And it's def not chipped. If people understood where my office was, they wouldn't be so worried about it being someone else's cat. There's nothing around but a huge nature preserve and farmland for miles. This kitten was in serious trouble and probably wouldn't have survived the night. We have plenty of predators around here. My guess is her mother and the rest of her litter got eaten up. I could see her ribs when I found her, and when I took her home she drank a huge bowl of water.",But did you check her pedigree? +"Hillary Clinton, Rarely Seen, Rarely Heard: The Democrat lets reporters trail her but tucks them away to keep them out of sight and herself out of reach.",This is definitely a quality that I look for in a president +Look at the Ammo I Bought for my Buddy's Bachelor Party! And Beer!,The op seems to dislike the beer in the comments. +"Well, Frank on the other hand has made comments about refusing to say things they give to him.",And see where that got him? +What Iron Sights look like on the new Gunfighter Magnum...,UMG HALO DUTY 4 MODERN INFINITYWARD +"Sam Bradford's career earnings equal $1 million per touchdown pass. 78 touchdowns, $78,000,000.","Guys, come on, he just needs a chance to show what he can really do." +Former Broncos punter Britton Colquitt is going to the Cleveland Browns on a one-year deal,Super Bowl. +Windows Phone,personally i'm going to wait for a mobile running tails +your username is not entirely accurate then,It's not rifleinmouth +Wardens of the Midwest Spoiler Image 1,"I think I'd rather have a bicon, but he's not too bad for a 2/2." +Scott Cawthon and Rage Cawthon Bot 3D Model,"Scott, get yo' busy ass over here!" +"While Criticizing Julian Assange and WikiLeaks, The New York Times Needs to Look at Itself",The New York Times has officially made itself a propaganda arm of the Democratic National Committee. +"Hey man it's only been front page news every week for the last fifteen years, you gotta give the newbies a chance to catch up.",Fuckin' dumb 2 year olds coming on here with no knowledge of the outside world. +Disney Princesses as the Women Of Westeros,"Love how the black princess is in the back, in the most drab of outfits" +Chase Daniel will not play all 16 games. Let's relax.,Thank god +Can't get a bead on these goalposts.,It'll never be good enough until Cruz takes someone down and causes the world to explode. +"I was seeing a girl a few weeks ago with one star by her eye. It was still trashy, but it was kinda hot too. It worked for her. But it was small and unobtrusive. There's definitely a sharp drop-off from hotness to eww with face tattoos. Its from anywhere between 0 and 1.",Boy She fucking killed someone +Count the red flags,OP's just mad that 27 miles isn't within 25 miles +"i was there, shouting ez4ence",You're in Jakarta? +"You have to turn, and say NO","Instructions unclear, shot dead for resisting" +"Story time: first bf meant first kiss. He said I was a terrible kisser. Hindsight, he was the terrible kisser. Slobbered all over my face. He was also the first for a make out session in a car. I distinctly remember being unimpressed when he was working my nips. I had no idea why it was supposed to be pleasurable. Not enough teeth used I guess? I just remember thinking, I'm 19....I've done nothing up until this guy and I'm not seeing a reason to continue. So we didn't.",Please stop +All doctors should be republicans. End of story.,Your absolutism is pathetic +"I was doing that a few hours ago and I hit next page, and lo and behold it deleted all my fucking info because I put N/A on my former employers phone number and it was required. My former boss happened to pass away last month.",sooooo .... *ahem* Not Alive or Not Applicable? +"I thought the video was going to be about friendly fire, glad they did have an actual enemy.",Any time you turn deadly weapons towards another human it's friendly fire. +Calum and Bradley new collab ? (Cmv snap),Love how Bradley just has his dog walking around the gym +Who are you *really*? Duckhunttoptier?,"No, because I don't lie to myself and realize that DH isn't a good character" +Still blows mind that dental is not covered under regular health insurance. It's not just cosmetic.,But how else would we get more money out of people! +It's my limited understanding from 1 Corinthians that women use prayer shawls to cover their hair while praying.,So that pastor just made Trump his bitch? +Please no X game is better than this please.,I think we can all agree Nuts n Bolts is the best Banjo game though. +Super Dating Bros: The Bois Club,Stellar work! +"So, what color should Bill choose for the oval office drapes? We're measuring the drapes tonight, boys and girls. As you may know, the Oval Office redecoration is traditionally a task of the Office of the First Lady. So as first First Gentleman, it will fall on Bill to bring his aesthetic vision to fruition. I'm sure you're as excited as I am to see what choices he makes. What color are you rooting for the Oval Office curtains - the ones that will sit behind Hillary as she greets world leaders, negotiates with congressional leadership, and receives her briefings in the famed Oval Office? What colors are to frame the first woman president's view of the rose garden? Sound off in the comments. Who knows, perhaps someone from the transition team is watching...",orange please +"Call it rainbow bubbles for all I care... in fact, let's call your enlarged heart a goldfish rose and your diabetes cotton whispers and your stressed joints chocolate beans and your sleep apnea leprechaun farts ... whatever.",Lol I've gotta get a cpap machine in order to keep my leprechaun farts under control +I just hope the main output isn't 3.5mm like the previous boutiques...,"Yeah, I hope they put in Lightning Ports too!" +Did we ever find out why the freddles scream in FNaF 4?,"Because they're secretly mogwais, the light can kill them." +"I don't want them fearful of bans, I just want them banned. I don't want it to be temporary, I don't want it to be avoidable with knowledge of how many reports they have. I just want them to be permabanned silently and swiftly and never seen or heard from again. Its as simple as that, we don't need a theater, we don't need redemption or second chances. It took MULTIPLE instances of them fucking up to get banned, and frankly they arn't worth having around. I don't care if they reform, I'm not Jesus I don't turn the other cheek if you want to be an asshole then get treated like an asshole.","lol i know right, some kid bm's you on a bad day so his account should be banned permanently and immediatly." +"It's really fucking refreshing to see that. These days, sometimes I wonder if, because I'm a fucking white male, that I'm so racist that i hate Islam because of the people. No, it's Islam that's shit. Everything Islam touches loses civil rights.","tbf, you could also interpret these images as an Islamic country that isn't terrible ergo perhaps Islam can be practiced in such a way that it doesn't ruin civil rights." +Who is the best character in the game and why? ^,Captain Partyman +"Singing in game is one of the most used awkward what do I say filler - I've seen. 8/10 new let's players do this that I've seen statistically and it's pretty awful tbh, just comes off so weird - I've done this before as well when I began and it's just terrible.",could you give some tips maybe? +"Genetically engineer elephants with jellyfish DNA, thus producing invertebrate elephants with no bones/ skeleton. Elephants are then worthless to poachers. Hey presto - elephants numbers rise = conservation!","The elephants are dead, Long live the Jellyphant!" +"Instead of spending money on over priced medication, just pay for the funeral.","Instead of paying for an overpriced funeral, just dump the body" +2K17 Trophy List!,I prefer '2K17 Achievement List!' +It feels like these people are only popular because they've been doing it for so long and they have a fanbase that wants to see them fuck each other.,"Wow, ohmygosh, there are people who can watch GG and enjoy it instead of complaining all the time, that's horrible!" +"What songs are appreciated by multiple generations like The Beatles, Twist and Shout or Yellow Submarine? I apologize if this isn't the correct place to post this, so here goes: I deal with students from 5 to 16 and I could really use some music suggestions that will work with this group. Thanks!",The Isley Brothers - Shout Marvin Gaye - Ain't no mountain Aretha Franklin - Respect Jackson 5 - ABC Nirvana - Rape Me +I don't see how that shows that the rest of the plot wasn't her idea.,What? +Marrakesh(Morocco) Hotel Manager Denies Access to Women Wearing Burka.,"And no outcry whatsoever on reddit, interesting." +iota: Elegant Constants in Golang - Blog,... and inferior enums. +What is something that is always depicted wrong in movies?,The area a match will illuminate and how fast a container will fill with water. +Can anyone make sense of this gator stream of consciousness comic at all?,henry miller's a gator now? +"Just bought a Nintendo 64, game suggestions?",Superman 64 +"So, clearly different mediums present action, and therefore feats, differently. For example, manga tends to depict speed much more dramatically than western comics. So, I have (potentially stupid and weird) question: how strong would various characters be as depicted in different mediums? Admittedly, this is a little abstract and objective feats become difficult to use. Instead, a lot might be based on context, power-scaling, or medium-based tropes. An example might be helpful: * Avatar characters are routinely argued to be much slower than comic characters. However, if we placed them in a Marvel comic, they would almost certainly dodge bullets at some point. * Similarly, Cap. America doesn't really do crazy blur speed stuff or shonen jumps (a new term for me) that often, or at all. However, license him to a manga and he might. So, what are some interesting character depictions in new mediums? What are some funny medium trope feats?","Yeah, I have no idea what you're talking about" +"How many people do you know who's first drug has been LSD? It's probably been pot for accessibility. Gateway drug is a heavily mocked term but we have to understand that once a line is crossed, it's crossed. All pot smokers have drank milk. Le milk is a gateway drug! Lol kek. Hurr durr","Obviously we must ban milk, it's evil." +I'm an out of closet MGTOW defending Brock Turner on Facebook.,"Facts, logic, reason, evidence and equitable treatment of people in the court system are elements of the PATRIARCHY!" +What is with the Ortho craze? I really don't get why every other person wants to do it.,Weird since for my class and what I hear from 4th years the craze is in emergency medicine. +"Those are illegal here too, IIRC.",Is fun allowed? +Alpha clones don't even exist yet m8,Think you missed the implied +If only Cops tried to prosecute Dirty Cops as hard the Cops wouldn't feel so persecuted all the time.,Hey now cops doing need accountability they're peaceful law protectors that never over step their boundaries. +Green makes the NVIDIA GameWorksTM titles run better.,Should have bought a 390 +"I'm not saying Tim Kennedy is, but.. I can see why someone would accuse Tim of using PEDs.",It looks lIke they are being tickled by ghosts. +"Probably because Duo was ready before Allo, and it didn't make sense to delay that project further just because Allo wasn't ready. They're about as linked as Play Music and Gmail.",CONFIRMED: PLAY MUSIC AND GMAIL GETTING CLOSER INTEGRATION. +O,W +"People really need to stop making these excuses. All it does is create the false impression that things will be magically fixed on release day. First off, this is just advertising and not a real beta. Real testing has already happened and not with a handful of testers, but a huge pool of them. Second, it took YEARS for certain bugs and netcode performance to be addressed in BF4. There's no way to know if and when bugs encountered in this beta will ever be fixed. Dismissing problems frivolously is how we ended up with the constant stream of disappointing AAA releases that we have today. Everybody loves to jump on the hype train, but it always goes offs off the rails after release. Just. Stop.",Yeah but it'll be different this time! +A room opened up made entirely of pillows and blankets. *It was the most comfortable room ever.*,*Sergio sighs* This will be a bitch to clean. +LNC Chair Lights Up IAVA,Paul is gonna ask Hillary's DOJ to open investigation on the LP now. +This place is only tolerable on weekends. Admins need to step up their game.,"Implying that they aren't complicit, directly or indirectly." +That's amazing dude. Saved me a ton of trawling the Internet. Thanks so much!,"If you're not sure which activator to use, Microsoft Toolkit worked for me." +"People are doing selfies because people are doing selfies. It's like going for a jog, wearing a hat. Just a new habit. But some people always try demonizing new habits.",Taking selfies doesn't have the same behavioral background as using a hat sorry. +"Some of whom refer to people as dumb bitches, tell them they are losers and to get over it. What a charming place.",Deal with it! +What is your go-to chill out song?,Battlecry by Nujabes +"If too much shit happens, the laws of physics break down and all this shit is no longer shit. Luckily, In 13 billion years of shit there has been no big enough shits to fuck our shit so that shit ain't happening",Phenominal +#SaveBiohazard-Flames,#SaveISIS +"To be fair, most people at that end stage of life aren't exactly making their own medical decisions.","Luckily, all those suffering people had Teresa there to make the calls for them" +I just noticed something while rewatching the trailer.,We already knew its not her as she has white skin. +(POSSIBLE SPOILERS) 7,Two more FNaFs confirmed? +Anyone think that Eggs Benedict is insane?,You can't be sane and type Eggs Benedict as your name. +He's not even the only one with white eyes. All the bullies have them.,All the bullies are the Fredbear plush confirmed. +Ref turning off Faccento's aim assist?,Str0 bribing the refs to win the big one +Way to perpetuate the stereotype of the annoying vegan.,Ah... finally someone to set these damn vegans straight! +lol apart from nether team is good enough to qualify for a major.,Idk the next major is gonna be a clusterfuck so some good teams will go out early in qualifiers. +You know my points!!,Complaints about an employee following a new corporate policy Imagine that +"I know this is an express till but I'm using it anyway On Sunday I went to my weekend job at the supermarket, hopped onto my regular express checkout till (10 items or less). Feeling pretty good, customers are great and chatty, fantastic right? Well everything was fine until this particular customer comes along, she throws a trolley full of items on the belt but it's kind of quiet so I put them through anyway. I politely tell her 'This is a 10 items or less till but I'll put your items through don't worry'. No response, not even a thank you. I pack this customers bags for her, she paid on her card and then leaned right over the till inches away from my face and promptly screamed at me 'I HAVE BEEN THROUGH THIS STORE MANY TIMES, I DON'T NEED YOUR ATTITUDE TELLING ME WHAT I CAN AND CAN'T DO AND QUITE FRANKLY IT'S DISGUSTING' Her daughter looks mortified and I feel sorry for her really, so I just sit there and say I wasn't taking an attitude at all with a smile on my face and begin serving the next customer. Later on it turns out she's reported me to customer services and tried to speak to the manager about it. Luckily they were 'in a meeting' or something... I now have absolutely 0 motivation for my shifts this weekend, I love retail!",She will wonder why she never gets to go through express again +"No, sheep fucking is a Welsh tradition.",Yeah this was Welsh erasure tbh +KARMA2BOOTS JKAP2THRUSTERS,Jkap confirmed jetpacker +Found a beehive last night,"That's amazing, how did their IVs turn out?" +There isn't enough races on the schedule to afford being suspended for two of them.,There are if Custer doesn't make the Chase +I'm sure the 85-87% of black voters supporting Clinton to Trump's 1-2% and 70% to 19% of Latino voters will find those claims very interesting.,Voting for status quo candidate is the most privileged thing you can do. +"Don't buy the horse race hype. Clinton is leading in all indicators including a huge, durable advantage regarding the electoral college. Look at the betting markets if you want to see the reality of the situation.",They sure did a good job of predicting the Brexit +30+ hours straight grind to get from 30 to 31? Fuck this game.,Bye. +Big Ten Power Rankings: Week 1,Some great discussion going on down there in the ESPN comments +Crushing Xbox 360 with hydraulic press,You can't crush a PS4 +Hey read my comment then read his then read his other one then read this one then face palm because SARKASM,"Yea, I thought the sarcasm was obvious." +"25,000 sub on this subredit ! Woo! We did it",This subreddit is dying because it doesn't have a 10% sub to vote ratio. +"The worst part is Jesus Gives Military Advice is +20 martial, not +25.","Unforgivable, I honestly feel like the joke has been just ruined" +As we saw with the whole email server thing she doesn't understand technology at all. She would make him die in an accident and then wonder where all these files came from the next day and why everyone has a copy of them.,"It was Russia, obviously..." +Really? I had never seen it before today. Do you know where it originated?,It originated from God +"I have never been to an party.. Hey, ive never been to a party before. What usually happen? I never get invited to any partys, i dont know why... i send sick snapchats...",*a +"I kind if feel the same way. If the devs are going to go on vacation after such hard work, at least have a second team test it.",Sitting in a chair in an air conditioned office is not hard work lol +When I'm in a bar/restaurant I just don't blow big clouds and point it down. You don't have to blow huge clouds. Never had an issue.,But how will people know how fucking cool I am if I'm not chucking massive as tits clouds? +"LE Conflict of Interest Long time lurker. First Reddit post. Has LE ever indicated or openly commented that the Manitowoc LE officials involvement in the TH case to be a violation of the conflict of interest set out initially as part of SA's $36 million lawsuit? Has there been a statement saying yeah, it wasn't the best thing to have AC and/or JL to find key evidence since they should have not been involved at all or are they pretending that there was no conflict of interest issue with the finding of evidence?",Ludicrous! +"Restaurants highlights random letters for no reason or to look cool, customer spends hours trying to figure out meaning.","No no, there is definitely some illuminati shit going on here" +"They censor anything that portrays immigrants as anything other than the pure, angelic creatures that they are.",But...but...mah SJW worldview! +"Maybe it is time to consider that you are playing poorly? I love going up against Universal Remote players. I know my shotgun is superior to theirs, I force their push and dominate with a Matador or Party Crasher. Honestly, it sounds like they nerfed your class and you are salty.","other people would agree with me that shotguns are overpowered, i play decent to great, but shotguns make people who aren't good make it seem like it new op shotguns make bad people think they're good" +WHAt iS LovE_____??,I'm surprised an Indian guy can't even camel cap right. +"Honestly i was in a similar situation when i was 25, i call it my quarter life crisis. I was sick and tired where the only job i was able to get was moving boxes. So i decided to say fuck it and go to college. Honestly though i just wanted to get the fuck out of dodge and live somewhere else, somewhere awesome. So i got a hair up my ass and sent in one college application, to the University of Hawaii. I also had no money and took on a lot of debt. Fortunately UHM has a grant i was able to get the WUE western undergrad exchange program. I was able to get that just because i live in one of the western states. Yes i graduated four years later with around 55k in debt, but i was able to live in hawaii for four years, met my wife while in college, and after graduation landed a job making right around 55k a year. Easily best decision i ever made",Can you elaborate more about how you applied and got into the University of Hawaii? +"Does anyone else know how i can get my bulge to stay straight? I don't mind it when my bulge shows it gets attention and it's a confidence booster. I was wondering if there was a way to keep my bulge in the same place, as i move around my penis moves around and the bulge disappears. I prefer my bulge to be stretched (obviosly to look as big as possible) and facing the sideways. Thanks guys",Tighter underwear would be my suggestion. +Don't they have VAC banned members on their team,"Yep, wouldn't be surprised if they were all cheating" +AWP Asiimov Blackscop 0.89 fv,Not a blackiimov so unfortunately not too much more :( +"That's awful. I know what you mean though. My high school friend, same age as me, had 5 kids by two different guys and was constantly telling me to have some too. In between telling me how tired and frustrated and miserable she was. lol","Yeah, it sounds like she didn't want to be the only fuck up!" +"A German man goes on holiday to Poland, he gets stopped at the border (because it's an out of date joke), and the border guard checks his papers and decides to ask him a few questions Name? Hans Schmidt Age? 32 Place of birth? Dusseldorf Occupation? No, just visiting",It's outdated because nowadays polish people come to Germany for work +"I can't believe there's a first world country where you have to pay 100 grand for a new kidney. In Holland that is p much 100% free. It's a little late for me, but I will try to be there! Wish him all the best!","Because here in America, unlike your fucked up home land were free to choose if we live in permanent poverty, or die of renal failure... No god dammed dictators are gonna tell us we live healthy productive lives with our new kidney!" +Anyone else think that Lester holt was biased against trump?,"According to MSNBC, Trump or his campaign said that they thought he was fair." +Streetwear webcomic by me,smh this isnt real what kinda girls are impressed by supreme +"4 face. First fire doubled his faces, surely a phone explosion would double it again.",pls stop calling me shirley +entire enemy team still alive goes ground pounding in a heavily armed fighter serves you right you fucking scrub.,Well I just killed a D-13 and lost all my altitude so I decided to stop clubbing 262s for a bit and just groundpound. +"Same, just realized I can be one now.",Why hello there. +"Sounds really cool, But the summoner would just be useless as it would just charge ult. Symetra would also be useless if he came in the game as the divers creatures GREATLY outmatch her, and torb. Also to much slime a glob. ew... You be better of with a omnic hero that builds robot drones that can shoot lasers and patrol an area you set it to. it would be more likely to be looked at. no monsters in a game about robots and humans.","Fair enough, I'm glad that someone took the time to really look at it instead of simply saying No or something" +"Funny, she doesn't look Hawaiian. Because I think you'd have to be Hawaiian to be offended by hawaiian bobble-head doll. Otherwise you're appropriating the feelings of another culture and patronizing them in the bargain. Does she also call NBC and berate them for calling their video on demand service Hulu?",Did you just assume her ethnicity you shitlord +r/titlegore,OP better create another thread showing an after shot of the title cleaned up so we have closure. +Imagine if they announce that this massive silence was to finish off this new game hahahahahaha kill me,"Ok, where you at?" +It's been mentioned a few times,Did anyone mention the fingerless gloves the Lil' Arnies wear? +"Pretty much. I generally want upgrade parts for my PC, so they're both expensive and very specific. Money, please.",This just serves to prove that you have to upgrade tour pc every two weeks to keep up with consoles +How easy he made this look.,Why are there so many referees on the field? +"Guys. My reddit detective senses are tingling. I think I just realized something monumental. Sorry for the clickbait title, but reading through some threads, it just hit me: 1. Team Oxygen has been hinting about playing Kallari in the tournament (Agora's Rising) this weekend. 2. Team Oxygen has said before multiple times that Kallari is not viable in competitive play. 3. Many players have said that Kallari will be awesome once TM is removed 4. The new map does not have TM 5. EPIC hinted that we'll see some map play during the weekends. 6. Shane and Notch have the hook up with EPIC (We all know this). **Therefore** my prediction is that the Agora's Rising tournament this weekend will actually be held on the new map as a surprise. I'm 99% sure I'm wrong, because unless all the teams in the tournament have been practicing on it, it would be a clusterfuck. But *what if* I'm right?",Can someone toss us a link to the tournament stream? +Who gives a shit. The preseason watchers do. He was never making this squad,"Yeah, who gives a shit about a QB that was on the Ravens and did well in preseason in a subreddit dedicated to the Ravens?" +Can we just have a fucking space race instead of this suicidal shit?,You can blame Obama and Hillary for stirring shit up with Putin. +lots of them live in wormholes,Why cant we put them into holes outside of eve? +"Does anyone else want to REALLY see what the pizzerias were like during the day? Like, maybe after SL Scott could make a video with the animatronics from Fredbear's, FNAF1, and FNAF2 performing an original song with the voice actors and such.",What you mean DSaF? +Leaked footage of Poke playing SL,Did you forget to draw the rest? +Samsung supplies Tesla as well.,WE'RE ALL FUCKED +...where have you been sticking it?,Up his ass? +"I mean...they probably supplied you with electricity, right? That's something...","yeah, but where's my super cheap, super abundant electricity to placate my moral apprehension about the fact that we're collectively agreeing to let the crown corp go f@#$ nature up, override private property rights, as well as basically continue to flauntingly disregard the promises to respect indigenous people's concerns?" +linda's the name of a high school teacher.,"And the name of my grandma, two of the older ladies I work with at Lowe's, and the 40 year old (who also works at Lowe's) who still looks really good and must've been a total knockout when she was younger." +Widowmaker 4k hs,"pressed crouch after every shot, must be hacking" +Start by realizing that no global government will take steps in favor of us common folk,"Wow, great answer" +Well they were playing evil characters,"Excuses, excuses... First, it was because of the rakshasa, now they were evil assassins..." +"Yeah but in amateur wrestling, nobody ever gets body slammed through a flaming table.",Because you're suppose to ease them in with chairs and barbed wire. +So can doing rallies and fundraisers 4x a day for months.,Lots and lots of rallies +"I actually haven't argued against everything, man. There have been several commenters who have good advice that isn't Duh doi, idiot. Fuck off. And I'm taking *that* advice. Not your shitty advice that is very short-sighted and can only take one viewpoint in to consideration.",You seem like a great partner to have. +So this just happened...,Never seen this error before +Tristan Thompson is Dating Khloe Kardashian,RIP Cavs' chances of repeating +Historical accuracy in a videogame where every side of WWI fights with the same semiautomatic rifle and has the Colt 1911 as a side arm.,"The homogeneity of weapons is a metaphor for the encroaching hegemony of American capitalist interests, ***obviously***." +can I get a FUCKTHENUCKS?,#FUCKTHENUCKS +"450k... what to do, what to do... Trying to figure out where to put the coin or if i should just sit on it for a month or so when better players surface. I have: *QB: Elway/Newton *HB: Bell/Murray *WR: Brown/ODB/Jones/Green/Hopkins *TE: Clark/Olsen *FB: Dimarco *LT: Smith *LG: Sitton *C: Frederick *RG: Yanda *RT: Johnson *LE: Kearse *DT: Donald *RE: Haley *LOLB: 92 Von Miller *MLB: Kuechly/Johnson *ROLB: Hali *CB: Norman/Harris Jr *FS: Mathieu *SS: Jones",Ooooo.. You still ain't shit +"MP bug: missed first turn Team ready to fight tyro - loads after last joins Blue loading screen loads (and pretty quick) Fight loads and everyone is already doing stuff! - far quicker than anything that loaded could account for ---- First time this happened for me, anyone else had this?",Sounds like you had a bad connection and the game started without you. +Thomas Davis wants a Super Bowl ring more for his owner than himself,Of course Thomas Davis does. +I saw it at the Anime Expo world premier; it was amazing to say the least.,"Where is my man with the camcorder, ya catch my *drift*" +".9 repeating equals one, but not actually, so I can travel at c. What are asymptotes?","Anyways, everyone knows that the trick to moving at c is to first go -c, and then bounce off a rubber sheet." +"Hey if anyone watches that video, check out what happens when she gets water. Someone hands her a water bottle, she doesn't even try to open it. Then, she waits for someone else to come back with a cup of water, then one of her helpers takes the bottle away and she drinks from the cup. She couldn't open the bottle","Man, whomever tried to **expose her** by handing her the bottle **(knowing you NEVER hand the Queen something to be grasped and twisted, else the Plebes will find out)** before remembering she needs a **prepoured cup**, is probably going to have an *unfortunate accident* being flung off that plane" +Duterte reminds US of Bud Dajo massacre,Hate the americans! +"He didn't say Clinton was more liberal, he said Obama was more conservative. He meant Clinton is more likely to take bold economic action, but it also means she is more likely to take bold military action.",Bold military action is just the thing Americans are calling for. +twenty one pilots: Kitchen Sink (Empty Arena),That looks like a pretty full arena to me +"Final score is a complete waste of time. Overwatch already takes too much time between rounds. How did final score get out of PTR? It slows down the rounds, and I just want to leave because the end of match has become so long.","It's there incase you forgot you lost, duh." +Oh ok yeah I meant the polymorph. I didn't know that skin dropped. I will have to keep farming him.,"On the bright side, half of 0% is still 0% so our chances of getting the skin don't really diminish now that the event is over." +"Meh, the SEC actually scheduled solid competition this weekend. Alabama played USC, Ole Miss played FSU, Auburn played Clemson, Texas A&M played UCLA, Georgia played UNC, Mizzou played West Virginia, and LSU played us. Meanwhile in the B1G...we played LSU, Rutgers played Washington...and then...umm...yea, that's it.",But muh weak SEC schedules!1!1! +Why does this talk between James and Natalie seem awkward?,"There's no tension at all between them, how do you not see this?" +Thanks Ordies! Glad you like the content. It has all been a lot of work but I'm glad I've stuck with it.,"After seeing the video in question I'm glad you did too, it's great stuff and I'll be sure to check for more." +Blaze through the story until bunker doing side quests where needed to stay at/near mission level and then farm bunker until desired level as bunker gives ~1 bar of xp when near level,Is this answer for BL2 or BL1? +I will never understand why people do such crappy things.,I know the feeling; these little libraries are so stupid. +"PS4 visual overhaul and 60FPS: Before and after black hole, I'M NOT CRAZY!",That screenshot is clearly 60fps +"Obama is a class act, a big dog in a world of yappers. I'm proud he's our president.",But we need a strong leader like Duterte or Putin! +"No mods for the legionaries, i have only gemfx, a battle camera, ancient colors, some hoplite textures, and that's it.",want to play a campaign now? +"Tank for solo wod raid and mythic + So legion has been out for a week, it is awesome and having a lot of fun. Right now my main problem is which tank to go for. I mostly want to spend my time in mythic+ and try to solo wod raids. I am currently looking at Blood DK and Veng DH. Anyone got experience from mythic+ as tank?",mythic + isnt out yet comes out same time as the raids release +"Buy a man airplane tickets, and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from an airplane, and he'll fly for the rest of his life.","Give a man a wife and he will get laid once in a while, give a man a sex lave and he will be set for the rest of his life" +No one wants to read a medium article over a *word* in a commit message.,I do and have. +"The irony with that gif, is that is exactly how meteos looks to Impact, since their height difference is probably the same",that's racist +"New patch 3.4 screenshots (PotD, GC Squadrons, Wondrous Tails, PvP, minions, etc)",Holy hell that queen hair looks sexy af on elezen female +Just like PC hardware.,Where do I plug my Nvidia Riva TNT2 AGP4x card in my fairly new ASUS motherboard? +Lol in the picture all of the protesters are white.,"but they IDENTIFY as black, shitlord" +this. this. this. neither are streamers and their opinions,Oh but everyone benefits from streamers benefiting! +"Wishing for games to fail now..... That's low, very low.","Hey man, if a game is good but the devs don't cater to me it should fail because they're ruining the industry." +"'In a statement read out by his spokesman, Duterte said that while his strong comments in response to questions by a reporter elicited concern and distress, we also regret it came across as a personal attack on the U.S. president.' I'm pretty sure calling someone's mother a whore is a pretty universal insult. In what world is this not a personal attack?",This is political correctness run amok. +Nobody cares. Shit hole still a shit hole,"Yea, it's not like we're talking about real human beings whose lives have value or anything, amirite?" +"Sad to see the reddit comments overwhelmingly continue to deny reality. Explaining it away and claiming it is a fair call. This problem is demonstrably real, which has been shown time and again. To claim that an engineer who managed to persuade Jobs of anything still must lack people skills, is not very plausible. To claim that he isn't suitable as a wage slave, completely ignores that he applied for such a job. To claim he would loose Apple customers because he's an engineer is outright insane. Don't buy the shit they pull out their asses, just so they can continue to deny reality.",He probably doesn't understand how Apple products work... +Nvidia GTX 970 class action claim site is now live - PC Invasion,I wish I lived in the US :(( +Well. I'm certainly glad I didn't have to endure that,It was the golden age of commentary on RAW. +Taken women can't have male friends! D:,"But if nice guys don't tell you what you're doing wrong, how are you supposed to know?" +And that's why you don't fuck with people from the Midlands.,Can two extra fingers on a hand actually help you that much? +Stranger Things,Goddamnnit'! +Can i help her suck you?,Please do! +"I do, because Brits don't know how to speak proper English! :P","Yeah, Damn English can't speak American, amirite?" +Guess it was a little cold when I got my Victreebel...,So original +"Already did, not working",rip mobo maybe? +"Just keep the current engines, allow 50% more fuel flow, and increase the ES capacity 50%. And most importantly significantly decrease the down force levels.",What's the point of less down force? +Here are a few reasons why I support Trump. He wants to lower taxes and simplify the tax code. He wants to lower defence spending by forcing other NATO countries to contribute their fair share and to also stop giving protection to countries such as Japan that can either protect themselves or pay for the US to. He is against excessive war and nation building He wants to get rid of crime in the inner cities which effects minorities the most He wants to create a system to track all immigration in the US and to prevent illegal immigration He wants to improve trade deals which will bring jobs back to the US He wants a flat corporate tax rate of 15% which would give us one of the most competitive tax rates in the world ( right now the top rate is 35%),His tax plan would have devastating effects on the economy. +"You have a greek one though, what more could u ask for",them paying their debts ofc +The Smokies season is also over,okay fine then put him in A +What would you have liked to see on sale?,GTAV +Oddly enough I have those symptoms already via a disease I've got that effects all major systems of the body. So hopefully they won't get worse. I'm sorry it didn't work for you! Hopefully you find something soon that does.,"They added it to my Effexor, which generally works well for me, so now I take just that :)" +"For liberals, diversity means worshipping blacks and Latinos, hating white people, and ignoring Asians.",Diversity also means using affirmative action to get wealthy white women into positions of power. +it'd be nice to win a major or two..,Is second place not good enough? +What anime is this from?,It's written right there on the video lol :D +Funny how you say confirmed too.. Makes you look even more oblivious and dumb.,"I deleted it, so you can go about your day being a grade A badass" +**PLZ LET THERE BE AN ANIMATED CALLING CARD**,"In zombies, NO WAY!" +"Newbie - do they still dry out with the sticker bit on? Here we attach them and just leave the electrodes hanging out of the lifepak case, then just peel off the sticker when you need to attach them.",If you use those specific electrodes but the majority don't dry out. +This encounter played out right in front of me.,Just Asian then? +So I just got a replica CS:GO Butterfly Knife,How many YouTube vids did you have to watch to achieve that? +"He's scored 32 international goals before this one, according to Wikipedia.",think he forgot +"Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe your reaction to our Wiki is somewhat the result of Hos repeating over and over again how our Wiki is bad because it's comprised of our interpretations, which are bad. And how it's hilarious that we are directing people to a wiki written by ourselves. Have you actually taken the time to go through any of the topics there? If not, how do you know? And if yes, what is your criticism to it (besides that it's biased, as is TTM's).",Everything other that maybe 3 or 4 items is a link to threads in SAIG which basically amount to opinion. +Statement from NY AG slams Trump U; says Clinton Foundation in Compliance with laws,All this proves is how corrupt the NY AG office is +"Jameis Winston gave Florida State a halftime pep talk: We some dogs, we ain't no puppies!",He went full country black for that speech +"What's an item on your bucket list that's off the wall unique, but still realistically achievable?",Go to space. +What did one whale say to the other whale? We're both lawyers,This joke is too big to fail +"Luckily for me, the La Brea Tar Pits have Charmanders galore so obtaining Charizard wasn't too difficult.",I so want to downvote you out of jealousy +The effort you put into that does not reflect well on you. Thinking it's funny if someone fries their phone is a pretty big character flaw.,"Yeah, because technology *definitely* can't advance over the years" +What about when u wanna relapse? Better not glance at it.,Thanks for the support! +"That's correct. They're demanding cultural sensitivity and isolation, while simultaneously demanding the cultural education of non-Black groups regarding Black culture. While isolating themselves. But demanding that everyone understand and respect them. While they're separate. But equal. But the same as everyone else. Just totally different and special. Only when they are though, excluding the times that they aren't. Which is always, and simultaneously never.","You made that sound awful (ly convincing), you should run for office." +"Every new technology will be used by those with the highest power to suppress insurrection, if possibly useful. Every single one.","And they will call the insurrectionists, conspiracy theorists" +What corruption?,You forgot the +How about you just start over yourself if you want a no-death run.,"Yeah, it's almost like people do this on their own anyways..." +"Really? well damn, there goes my life.","Idea: use flight perk to relocate cows and other livestock into your base, then use a medkit on them to revive, THEN milk them once a day" +Because there's no way anyone would waste their time for made up internet points.,You dropped this +USA Freedom Girls Sue Trump Campaign for Stiffing Them,Pfft next they'll be asking him to apologize for freedom! +"It's pretty unfair to hold it against Kobe that he played with Shaq, Kobe was still in his early years in those threepeat Lakers and people forget that. Kobe than went and lead the Lakers on his own, and if you hold it against Kobe that he played with Shaq, should I hold it against Jordan and Lebron that they played with multiple stars as well? I mean come on Jordan had Pippen and Rodman, both hall of famers. Lebron won his Miami rings with Wade and Bosh, then won again with Love and Irving. While Kobe won his back to back with Gasol. Bottom line is, those great players needed help and played with other hall of famers to win.",Uhh Lebron did play with Shaq +"A message to assaults, tanks, whoever. Protect your supports! Seriously, it seems like a majority of randoms don't have the sense enough to protect their Mercy's or Lucio. Too often is there a Genji or Tracer or whatever in the back line fucking up Angel bitch and rip off Jet Set Radio and not a single Mccree to defend them or something. Sometimes I can understand the inability to do so as the enemy front is pushing in while there is harassment in the backline but it's up to everyone to figure out how to deal with situations like that. Higher ranking and longer playing people need to understand this as it feels like even mid to high diamonds fail to comprehend simple concepts such as this and rage at the supports for dying.","Well tbh mccree does get countered by genji, but I def understand your point, I play lucio in solo since no one picks healers, The amount of times I've just started getting hit in the back wondering how they even got there is too much, I've mainly learned to just jump around wall riding as much as possible non stop and hope they can't hit me." +"TIL: It wouldn't be hard to position these bad boys around someone someones base. They are easy to lead, and normally a few of them in each area. They sink back in to the ground, so anyone who exited the base would have to face them.","Gee, what do you think we do to deal with rabble rousers?" +It's entirely possible that the internal and external shots were taken in different countries.,"You're not one of those conspiracy nuts who believes in editing, are you?" +Why do you assume it to be admirable in the first place?,Big scary Red country +Trump Held Fundraiser For Pam Bondi At Mar-a-Lago After She Dropped Investigation,But... Clinton kept email on this server instead of that one! +People aren't laughing at you. It probably just feels that way because you are insecure about your baldness.,You're probably right +Hij vergeet er bij te vermelden dat Hamas ook vaak ziekenhuizen en scholen als menselijk schild gebruikt.,"Ik had het er bewust buiten gelaten, want als je een menselijk schild gebruikt mag je wel aanvallen maar niet aangevallen worden." +How would you describe your town without saying its name?,Ali G. +AKA there is no more shit for the media to stir. Latest shit stirring was just some dude taking the playbook out of the dumpster and giving it to the Junkies. And I'll take that any day over the drama that used to be routine around Redskins park.,"Idk, Kirk's been causing some ruckus with his music choice in the weight room." +The KOTOR 2 Sullustan voice cracks me up,That's fuckin' racist against Hispanics dude. +"There needs to be a Mixed crowd reaction, rather than just Cheer or Boo Seriously speaking, people like Kevin Owens being unanimously booed and Roman Reigns being unanimously cheered is so inaccurate when in fact both of have something like 75% Cheer/25% Boo and 75% Boo/25% Cheer, respectively. I feel like there needs to be a mixed crowd reaction setting to accurately represent wrestlers who get mixed reactions from the crowd.",I think it would be great to have a slider for this to cost hope mixed the reaction is. +A lot of 72hrs content being pushed on this subreddit. Just an observation.,he's a genuinely cool dude who actually plays for his team and is really good at the game why not push for his content +You're an irresponsible child. Take some responsibility.,"Because responsible adults never make mistakes or have lapses in judgment, right?" +World of the Deyaket - Thoughts and questions?,From the thumbnail I thought those were two extremely large volcanoes. +Like the time he bombed seven different Muslim countries over the course of the last 8 years?,"He only did that so they'd have reasons to spread, duh!" +No I haven't researched it because I was being sarcastic.,here you dropped this +"If Hitler only went after Muslims instead of Jews, the world would be a much better place. The_Donald is a hate group: Day 70","Hitler actually had no problem with Muslims(I really don't get it till today) That means, Trump supporters are literally worse than Hitler" +"I'm sure they have their reasons, but lets be hnest. They're removing the headphone jack so they have an excuse to sell you their extremely overpriced earphones. Since before you could get a $10 pair that worked just as well.","Well, Apple did buy Beats by Dre couple years back so I'm sure the earphone prices will be reasonable for the quality you get." +"LMFAO mlxg is such a fucking champ, every answer is pure gold.",He seems very fun at parties +They film the studio just before each episode.,"doesn't seem to be the case, since it's been almost 2 months since they filmed their first studio setup." +He apparently knows less about the war in Syria than I do. And I'm just some random speech therapist from Missouri.,Random Speech Therapist from Missouri '16! +I'm pretty sure that fuck that guy has nothing to do with political correctness.,Fuckin liberals and their no tolerance for curse words +Anyone having any luck with east coast shows?,"No luck, these pre sale codes were sure worth it!" +"My brother is like that, and he is no where near being in combat. He posted a Labor day is for remembering veterans not for having a relaxing day off work meme on facebook","Huh, could have sworn it had something to do with labour" +"It's funny that in these times, the christians were the uncivilised people in comparison to the arabs. Due to muslim invasion of Iberian Pensinsula, the crusades or even the mongol invasion of Eastern Europe, many innovations could reach Western Europe and contribute to the Renaissance for example.",An alt-right historian might say your views of history are biased because you are an ANTI-WHITE REVISIONNIST CUCK ! +How to overclock a calculator,For when the numpad stops working. +"It's weird, my brother can't download it with a 7950 but my friend who has a 280x that only has DX12 feature level 11 can still download it.","This just in , Microsoft claims PC gaming is dead due to no one being able to download or play Halo 5 Forge, continues to claim only the Xbox One has enough power for gaming" +"This may or may not be fatlogic. Women's pelvic bones shift throughout their life, expanding most during their 20s and 30s (peak fertility), then contracting again at menopause. This process starts at puberty, but *does not end when you stop growing taller.* There is nothing you can do because it is your bone structure, and it does change the pants size you wear. Due to the width of your pelvis compared to 5 years ago you may actually not be able to wear the same pants size. It could go in either direction, too. Past menopause your pants size will likely decrease. This holds true even if your body fat increases. This post may be referring to women's body as a euphemism or it may be pointing out that most women's bone structure is different than a teenage girl's so if course they wear a different size as an adult.","Yes, but that won't take you from a size 2 to a size 22." +This speaks to me,lol its funny because WHITE PRIVILEGE XD +"Forgive me father for I have sinned, I actually think what the mods did to the sub was funny.",This is like babys first troll. +See im still struggling how you came to the conclusion that i would shove phallic objects up my anus to begin with.,Because you're never gonna be with a girl anyways so you might as well be gay. +I'm just sitting here hoping that the no 3.5mm jack thing doesn't spread to more android manufacturers than Moto.,BUT IT'S SO OOOOLD! +"Agreed. Play game, have fun.",But...but...other people are playing it WRONG! +Wat,"Doesn't matter how good he is, he'll still get just a purple crate." +"Actually, we have a fair amount of evidence that she, at the very least, lied to congress (about how many devices she used), lied to the FBI (about how she handled confidential information) and was manipulating members of congress to feed her safe questions during her Benghazi hearings... There's other stuff but those stand out as clear violations of the law that other mortals would face legal repercussions for. I won't hold my breathe for the FBI to recommend any charges though. Since Comey failed to recommend an indictment, all evidence that has come to light has done nothing but make them look like they either got played for fools or that they were in on a deal. Neither situation inspires any real confidence that they have any power whatsoever when it comes to individuals on the level of the Clintons.",Yea comey is a clinton plant! +It's far from perfect. I can't speak much about the adult system but youth are given every opportunity to work towards personal betterment while they are in custody.,"Yes, this story illustrates that perfectly" +Clinton E-Mails Point to US Intervention in 2010 Haiti Elections,But Russia! +"Have you read anything positive about an iPhone sans 3.5 mm jack recently? No Just like every time apple drops a thing that we've always relied on, the end of the world.","Yeah... they better not fucking drop the 30 pin connector, because i'm going to bail if they do" +Well this board material talk motivated the patriots to win SB 36. BB read St Louis plan about the parade. It is definitely a factor in the game of football cause it is a very mental sport,Yea I'm sure they weren't that motivated to win the Super Bowl without it +"How was Ronaldo carried by Real Madrid and Portugal to the finals ? He was one of their best players, if not the best. In order to be carried you have to be a weight for your team and that means being one of the worst players in the team or at least mediocre.","Reread my comment again, I said in the finals as he was really poor for the CL final and practically absent in the euro final" +That's it. I'm boycotting Budweiser. Their support of Amy Schumer has just grown too disgusting for me to handle. Here's my open email to Budweiser.,How dare you assume the recipient's gender like that! +Precisely. You make um to your preference.,Pfft I just took the ripped off price of the blunt pack and rolled that up and shoved it in. +"Only because people are wasteful. Do it in a High School auditorium and announce the date to the Media. If the school volunteers it's facility, the media shows up to broadcast it and the politicians travel there with campaign money. Thing could be essentially free.",And the Democrat and Republican candidates would definitely show up too. +"All Apple sees is, I'm still pre-ordering on friday.","Well, I've *basically* already sold my soul to them whats else to lose?" +'You Should Resign': Watch Sen. Elizabeth Warren Grill Wells Fargo CEO John Stumpf,love how she was just waiting for him to deny something so she could whip out that binder and just destroy him. +6s if you actually want a headphone jack,that's so last year +And this account was made 9/13,yea.. could definetly be something.. spooky spooky +What has he moved onto?,The FNAF spinoff +He's not American.,"With a username like that, neither are you." +"Too true. I feel terrible about it for giving free charge, and also frustration when I nail a direct hit finisher perfectly, but then the Zarya shields.",You know the counter is not to shoot her right? +Case Study on Finding Niche Keywords from your friends at vidIQ,Waddup vidlq imma let you guys finish but you're breaking the rules +Poor girl. Lost her potential side-lay *and* her steady boyfriend. Hope she recovers from this.,you forgot +Android Exclusive!,Well Androids just aren't courageous enough then +May history pala si De Lima at Mocha,Paid troll spotted! +Evening Roundtable - 10/04 You can use this thread to discuss whatever is on your mind or share news articles or off topic things that would otherwise not be posted to the sub.,"Mods, is there going to be a dedicated Veep Debate Roundtable or will we discuss the debate in the Evening Roundtable?" +Pokemon Go Plus will be available Sept 16,I'm sure it will work Great! +3-Door and 5-Door ST's both have a 98 inch wheelbase and 58 inch track. The US overall length is 160 inches and the EU is 157 inches but I am not sure if that is just bodywork (crash related stuff) or what. If you are wanting to fit a US exhaust on the car any competent muffler shop should be more than capable of getting it to fit/work properly.,"It's only 3 inches, if mounting points are good you could just call them blast pipes like the hoonigan guys." +"Yeah those new processors are definitely something to look forward to, I thought my 6s was unbelievable. This is Reddit though bud everyone hates apple here, even r/apple",Reddit is too innovative for Apple +Wanna list 3 examples? Also *you're.,cars with 3 pedls lik i dnt hav 3 ft wtf? +Female referee stops match after being told to 'wash the dishes'.,*proceeds to wash dishes* +Morgana top? It's pretty good. Plus she can 1v2 really well in the rare event that a lane swap happens in SoloQ.,Oh i thought you were talking about soraka top i was a bit skeptical haha +Ironic cus if we dont count S1 then NA never made semifinals nor won a best of series at worlds lol,"but they improved to sometimes get a team out of groups, the gap's closing" +I'd put a bullet in my head if I was staring down the barrel of spending the rest of my life chained to a disabled child.,It's always nice knowing people would be okay with killing me if I had a lower IQ. +Old HS nice guy messaged me like crazy today. Had to post this here,"OP I can see you respond here why couldn't you just reply, the poor nice guy should be given a chance!" +Agreed. Undoing partition is just a fantasy. It can not be done and hence we should stop talking about it and get on with other options probably.,"Yes plus everytime Indian says something against Partition, we just clam down since they arent willing to talk solutions bus living in the past" +"It can simply be solved by adding Solo Doubles as a new game mode. Then there can't be more combinations: Duel, Doubles, Solo Doubles, Standard, Solo Standard.",What about Chaos and Solo Chaos tho? +"I was expecting more of him talking about falco's place in the meta and his potential and limitations, but this was still cool.",PPMD already made an incredibly good video about that topic. +"Alright. I found your glitch on YouTube, by the way. Seems cool.",Ok +Obama administration arms sales offers to Saudi top $115 billion: report,Just watched syriana.. Good documentary +"What are the 3 best rivalries in order? Candidates: * Michigan - Ohio State * Florida State - Miami * Florida State - Florida * Texas - Oklahoma * Michigan - Notre Dame * Nebraska - Oklahoma * Many, many more. Which are the best?",UCF - UCONN is clearly at the top of any list. +waiting for that sweet R8 buff?,That's the only future potential this case has and it might not even happen considering the heavy criticism Valve received with the introduction of it. +Exploding Galaxy Note 7 wipes out family's Jeep,The father was later quoted as being unsure if it's worth going through the trouble of getting it exchanged. +Trust him. He's the authority in all things koshka ;),The only authority I can actually claim +He's not even remotely libertarian. Most of us are unhappy with Gary at the top.,"I know, McAfee would have been sooo much better" +Throwback Thursday to the Amazing Attach Choke,Glad to see he always chokes this hard +Hmmm...My medallion is humming.,Better take a look around. +"What is completely terrifying to other people, but normal to you?",BSODs +Ban reservation.,And caste system.. +I'm one of those people. Apparently I don't have Apple approved ears. I can't wear their earpods for more than 10 minutes without physically being in pain since my ear canals aren't quite the right shape.,Well I guess you're not holding them the right way. +If Trump does not become president then Clinton does. It is firmly against Trymp's presidency so it is for Clinton's. Besides that I'm personally for Clinton without the added stick of Trump.,yeah but Gary Johnson is polling at 5% +"Well 11(Na) is really unstable and 10 (Ne) is noble. I'm sure 10 is afraid of the potential of 11 and thus guards herself in a glass castle of false elegance; requiring a steady flow of his negative energy to sustain her brilliance. All the while 11 is like what, fool!? Break this glass and it'll be the last thing you do!",*whoosh* +"Fantastic. Now let's have one featuring three guys where the one in the wheelchair talks about having a spasm whiles he's fingering some chick. You're so bad, indeed. But what do you expect from Mars Inc? They profit from child slaves, but none of the retards who think this is hilarious give a shit. As long as you've got edgy videos, then everything's all right. Cory Doctorow can fuck off, too.",Lighten the fuck up +A Tale as Old as Time,Check your privilege! +"Newgrounds! Great site with lots of great games. Look, Flash was good for a while, but it needed to be taken down a peg. It was and still is a vector for infection. The 3.5mm, however, is not in need of dying out.","Oh no no no, the audio jack HAS to die, how else is Apple going to force you to use their proprietary headphones instead of the 20 dollar pair you like?" +That is literally not true.,You are obviously a weak man +The final nail in the coffin of Ocean Terminal?,"Oh no, now people who don't go on cruise ships will shop there too" +Confused as to how being a mother helps her determine that someone is wasting away. does she starve her children?,"No, you see, birthing a child instantly makes you smarter and more competent in all things." +U,C +"Pink lady posted this and tagged her kids, intelligence comes from your mother! Hubs saw this and said if this is true, I don't know how you've put up with that amount of stupidity this long!",Well this explains why I'm a failure sorry DD. +"But it takes conviction, strength of will and doesn't hurt anyone. Sure it matters. When people in the office want to order Starbucks or buy party supplies from Walmart for the big office meeting, I just order from the local business. I'm the one with the purchasing account. When they ask where it came from, I tell them. And I get gently teased about it from time to time. I don't rant about it at all. I have calm, abridged answers to any questions. I don't think I'm convincing anyone to change their shopping habits, but I'm not trying to do that. All I want to do is create the space in their mind where a (relatively) normal person who gets paid considerably less than them has chosen to not shop at WalMart. This is how you create momentum.","That's good, because American small business owners treat their employees well, better than Walmart treats people" +What is that ?,Aliens +"Didn't fix it, but thanks!","Aw, well hope the problem is fixed soon for ya." +"6 inches is the size prefered by women, Source: I work at Subway.",You mean 5.5 +I'm color blind. I only see people.,Did you drop this? +"Looks like that'll shut them up. Now we can move on to more important things, such as what did Tricia eat for dinner last night?",And what tower did her cell phone ping off +Who is getting a 256 and why? I'm probably going to get the 256 and I'm curious who else is going for the big one and why. Also remember when the 13 macbook pro retina had a 128 gb hard drive?,So I can backup my 128GB MacBook Air to my iPhone 7 +Why McDonald's?,"Ah yes, the plecos natural home, the reef." +There's a pretty big difference between a cosmetic pet and reworking the entire game.,Nah I'm pretty sure that's about the same +Tarasenko snipe in today's pre-tournament game,Looks like he really lost his touch over the offseason. +"it's a visual cue, since you can't feel the keys you need something to quickly orient yourself to where to put your fingers when you glance down at the surface","You can feel the keys, it's got haptic feedback." +I agree. I'm not even sure what a ticket goes for these days.,YOUR SOUL! +League of Legends - When the timing is just right,"That zoom was pretty unnecessary, and it looked kinda dumb." +Finnish.,There's a difference? +is it possible to change the name again?,dunno ask Jewbagel cause he named his JizzBucket lol +Made a geology shirt. Let me know what you think!,A V-neck: ask me about my cleavage +"LIVE Stream: Donald Trump Delivers Remarks in Gettysburg, PA 10/22/16",#BILL +More s p a c e,"Launcher: Action Launcher 3 Icon Pack(s): Glyphsy, Articons Widget: SimpleWeather" +I think i grinded more than enough for day 1....,"you're not #1, keep grinding, stop slacking" +Oh yeah. I need to find a bar that will show the grand final,Not sure any show it. +"The article does say she, though.",So obviously not very fast. +"I think they are definitely correct that Haunzter runs a large risk of being exposed at worlds by more experienced/better top laners, and that they haven't had much practice during adversity due to their lopsided results this split. I feel like you are also reacting a little bit defensively to them criticizing TSM.",No I'm reacting defensively to a piece of utter trash being taken as gospel. +"Is Canada segregated, specially in Greater Vancouver?",Keep Kitsilano White! +Fucking Vultures,you're a fucking idiot no +"People have data-mined the game weeks ago. Go look at the files, there is nothing super secret in there that we haven't already seen. The only things that are there that don't show up in the game are some test files, and E3/demo stuff.",But...but...but... uh.... magic! +Can I get a little more story on the setup? I don't speak spanish. :/ Is the white guy the thief? The initial part of the video makes it look like HE was being attacked and attempted theft. I'm confused.,"A guy was walking out the bank after a big deposit and was approached by the two douchebags in the bike, after realising he didn't have the money anymore they took his briefcase and the guy tried to take it back but they pushed him off and scaped on the bike, after a street or so they crashed with a truck and witnesses called the police" +Holy shit its huge! I haven't seen it often enough to be aware of the range.,"I forgot storm had an aghanims, I thought this was a troll post." +"well it would be a pretty rubbish snake pit if there wasn't a snake in it, it would just be the Secret Pit. (BTW, I also have no idea what the secret snake pit is, I'm just trying to be funny so the internet will like me)","was funny, still dont like you :)))" +Why is Cam the one nicknamed Superman when Kuechly is the one who looks like Clark Kent?,Because it's 2016 and superman can be black +Have you CAR fans done anything other than whine?,TIL asking a question was whining... Thanks for answering it though quality contribution +A nobody QB is making our defense look like garbage,He's the best QB this decade! +limitations? dominating? resistance?,yup-- all dem fancy werds +"Starting now through Monday at 10 AM PT, earn 2X Liquid Divinium all weekend long in #BO3Zombies on PS4, Xbox One, and PC!",So it's not double Ld? +Look into trade desk. I had no idea they were going public,Happening 9/21 apparently... Enough time to do some solid DD for yacht day. +Toyota and Honda have greatly disappointed me. At the very minimum they should have a hybrid option for every car they make.,"Yeah, I'm sure Tundra buyers would totally go for a hybrid, as would GT86 buyers." +Just met this girl at my university,She's just looking for an excuse to abuse men. +Is Hillary Good for Business?,Good for her big business donors most certainly. +"My game keeps crashing in 2* ifrit, am I alone? This has happened twice in a row now... It also prevents me from reopening the app for about 2 minutes...","On iPad Air, crashed 4 times fighting Ifrit 2*." +***AGAIN***,America was never safe +"I'm inclined to believe you. He seems to turn not looking at anything and listen both ways. If so, makes this more cruel than funny.","Yeah, blind dogs hate when you play with them" +"I honestly wanted Ichigo to learn some Kido during his training at the royal palace In the chapter in which Ichigo wears the Ouken and leaves the Royal Palace to help the Seireitei, Ichibei say something like 'now he's become a real Shinigami'.. So I really wanted Ichigo to show at least some Kidou skills..","Yeah, because every Shinigami uses Kidou, or is good at Kidou." +Just met this girl at my university,That's for them and only them you misogynist +Why not use your computer to listen to Spotify?,Because that doesn't fit the narrative that Apple is evil and took away the headphone jack because they think it'll help them squeeze more money out of us like the corporate assholes that they are. +What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun actually does something when it's triggered.,"From what I hear, there's a better variation to this joke." +"also, danny didn't kiss the girl on the mouth at the end....that was cringey","Yeah, treating a woman you boned with respect - how cringey." +....Murdock?,Murdock has no eyes bruh +Why do people on tumblr always have to include themselves in the joke? That person at the bottom is clearly making shit up.,Because some people will only ever amount to the success of others? +for you,It's not an +"They are only a serious problem on Reddit, they are no problem at all on my Rift",Lucky you +Not sure if you're a troll or just fucking stupid,Why not both? +Teleport punching our way into overtime,Holy shit I love rumble +Not if you accidentally trip into it,You can also accidentally stab someone in the neck but that's not very rational thinking. +If you were a dictator what would be banned?,Sarcasm +Bist mett weil du von arbeitslosen Ronnies Post bekommst :D?,wenigstens mal keine gelben briefe +"well, if he converted a 500 gb SSD into a pagefile he technically could be correct. And now i hate myself for thinking he meant that.",paging u/Luke_Lafreniere +Stay tuned for more great things to come from ETC. A really incredible team has spontaneously organzied to work on this project.,But we all support theft and are all criminal sympathisers +"This was an unbelievable moment. Both my and my girlfriend's jaws dropped. It was the perfect glimpse into the type of personality Donald Trump really has: he HAS to have the last word. The condescending note in his voice, to correct a veteran that lost two close friends to suicide shows his heavy focus on being right more so than empathizing with her, and addressing her concerns. Even if he was correct, and the number was 22, it doesn't make a damn bit of difference in the answer. I fucking swore off Hillary Clinton after she and DWS fucked Bernie Sanders over. I swore I'd vote Trump to watch the system burn, so maybe, just maybe something respectable would rise from the ashes. I can't do that. She has my vote. Ugh fuck this entire election cycle.","What else was he supposed to do, show sympathy and appear weak like Obama?" +Lmfao pats fan talking about whining for calls.,Can you give me examples of what you're talking about? +"I dunno, you've made the spider in the corner pretty upset.","Some Bitch Sorry, Charlotte." +"Coal companies abandon former workers, pensions and health benefits cut for retirees","I think we should pass more subsidies, then the poor CEO's wouldn't have to suffer" +"Yes, this is the stupidest fucking thing I've seen all year.","It's not stupid, its advanced" +I am young and healthy and will surely remain so.,You'll always be young so clearly you'll always be healthy! +Her national service plan is walking the walk. Her health care expertise and views are walking the walk. Her college debt plan is walking the walk. Her fighting against voter suppression is waking the walk. Her fighting Citizens United is walking the walk. She's all walk.,"INB4 Trumpers counter with all walk 'til she collapses lol zinger Nah, but I'm happy to say I've gone from begrudging supporter to fuck yeah supporter." +Please go on more about how you post in unitedkingdom subreddits about Corbyn,Specific facts make this so believable! +"When do you think MaM season 2 will air? Lots of things happened in the past few months, and I am sure Netflix got plenty to make MaM season 2. Do you think they will release MaM 2 this year? Or maybe they will wait for things to develop a little bit more?",Ten years after the exoneration. +You guys can't be serious. Zack Snyder was fucking joking.,I thought he was against jokes! +Or I make $80k should I get a Tesla? It's only $80k so I can afford it. Don't do it What if my hobby is cars. Is it a good idea then?,The correct answer is always Don't let your dreams be dreams... +"The new film grain effect reminds me of Brownian motion, maybe staying within the viral theme of RoI",they did it so that old gen guardians will feel more at home on the current gen systems +Because apple wants to push their other brand new product on people: AirPods. They announced wireless earbuds the same day as the new iPhone reveal. They cost $160 a pair. I wish I was kidding.,I wonder when they'll start selling them individually as replacement for lost airbuds... +I have not seen a more majestic creature.,"It's a Sirlock, quite the rare and gentlemanly creature." +It's almost as if physical attractiveness is subjective.,But a robot told us so it has to be true! +Bae. Calling anything Fire. On Fleek. Squad. Basically any dumb shit said by 15yr olds that want to be cool.,"Oh, so you hate black people?" +How often does it explode?,I can't believe Samsung is forcing people to buy exploding phones +"Alec Baldwin's best film role, as far as I'm concerned.",Uh....*The Shadow*? +Until it's in front of you on a sunny day.,"Eu, it's never sunny." +"From a new Vive owner who got Call of the Starseed bundled... I have to give absolutely massive props to Cloudhead studios, this game absolutely blew me away. It's intricate puzzles, beautiful story (that CLIFFHANGER UGH) awesome imagery, it's the whole package. I am eagerly awaiting for episode 2 and if you haven't picked this game up yet, I PROMISE YOU IT'S WORTH IT!",This is sitting next to Everest: on a wishlist waiting for a sale. +A weird random number on your body that means nothing but you don't know that and spend the rest of your life trying to figure it out.,"0,1,1,2,3,5,8,13..." +"Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte took a thinly veiled dig at the United States, complaining that colonizers who killed many Filipinos are now raising human rights concerns with him","And if you don't watch your shitty mouth, there'll be one more!" +Those highlights are too fat,No they're not +Hundreds gather for Denver protest against Dakota access pipeline,I bet this makes a big difference! +Apple got lots of courage,Revolutionary! +Drug-related deaths hit record levels in England and Wales,I'm shocked and stunned that government cuts and an outdated stance on drugs is doing more harm than good +Amazing! But my main concern is... SACRED FLAME CAN BE USED ON BOSSES? Or specific humanoid ones? Confused.,"I think it's only bosses you can backstab, but don't quote me on it" +Sony won't charge for PS4 Pro patches for 4K and HDR (update),How generous of them. +Are there fireworks going off tonight? What's going on? I'm hearing very loud firework-like sounds... Anyone know what it is?,Heard some (but didn't see them) while at the Cask Ale fest in Ritchie. +PS4 super duper extreme announced for 2020,New 3D Sony Playstation 4 XL +Keep calm and see how I express my individuality by incorporating a witty remark that I found amus ran out of shirt.,Nothing expresses more individuality than wearing a shirt that lots of individuals wear. +Has to be a big bellybutton,Should be easy with the multitude of drill bits we have access to now. +Could be more minimal. First fix- remove *all* jacks except for one.,Lightning cable master race +Dr. Monty singing Juggernog,"If Monty's actually evil then he might just become my favorite villain ever, passing up good ol' Handsome Jack (Borderlands)" +Lock them in prison for a long time; and no complaining about being unemployed after,Just some teens looking for cash to pay for school supplies and clothes. +It's just.. pointless. A circle jerk with no climax,Don't reply to me you circlejerker +That sounds more like hell to me. An eternity of girls that are just friends.,VERY close friends tho +"19-year-old female Kurdish fighter Asia Ramazan Antar has been killed when she reportedly tried to stop an attack by three Islamic State suicide car bombers | Antar, dubbed Kurdish Angelina Jolie by the Western media, had become the poster girl for the YPJ.",it's always more tragic when they kill the beautiful ones +Literally nothing edgy about it,"That was the point, but again sarcasm escapes us unless we put a" +hey I made a beat wanna give me feedback,W A V Y A V Y +Guys what happened in the first period?,Price is bad now +"Specifically, it was the very first Civilization. Gandhi did indeed have an aggression level of 0, the lowest out of all AI players. In addition to that, adopting Democracy as a form of government gave a -1 to aggression for AI players, and Gandhi's AI was programmed to strongly prefer Democracy. The bug made it through QA because Democracy happened very late in the technology tree. Aggression was stored as an unsigned char (a single byte), and subtracting one from 0 causes 0x00 to go to 0xFF. In a two's complement system with a signed char, that would be -1, but since it is unsigned, it is 255.","And the aggression level is only based on numbers 1-10, so the fact he ended up with 255 is still fucking hilarious to me" +I'm glad were getting some 3rd party voters in here.,A third party vote is a wasted vote +It was on this day in 1776 that the United Colonies were officially named The United States of America by Congress. LET US CELEBRATE FELLOW PATRIOTS!,Lol my house is older than ur country hahaha +"What do you guys think is the worst matchup in the series? Ex. Shiek Bowser in melee, bowser pretty much cant touch shiek.",Kirby vs Mewtwo in Melee +Pretty sure he's Sliver V by now.,"Not sure if you watch LPL but HappyY and GODV are in different teams..... (Former in NewBee, Later on LGD) and also GODV changed his IGN back to We1less again and he played very good." +"Who is your favourite HS streamer, and why?",Reynad +"You got lucky help with hate before the game starts? So I have been playing a lot of bard... like a lot. I have gotten level 5 in about a week or so, but a problem I need an answer to is... how can I stop getting flamed before the game even starts. It seems everyone hates bards. One game I locked bard and got someone who was all like. Oh another stupid troll bard I ended up getting him a triple for 1st blood, stealing dragon (twice) and getting an amazing ult that got our team to safely secure baron. All in one game. His excuse was just you got lucky the team agreed (because he was carrying) I know, bronze. But anyways if anyone has help it would be greatly appreciated. I have had a lot of trouble staying with bard because of it. I love the champ but when I get told things or miss an ult or really mess up in any way I have trouble. I have tried muting but muting your adc usually isn't the best idea. I try to be a kind player and not flame but that doesn't help either side. But anyone who has got over the same problem offer any help you can. Thanks!",You ignore them in champ select then you mute then in-game +24 Submission Porn Snapchat: PGIRLTIME The P stands for private. It used to be a snapchat before snapchat deleted it. My username is porncollege. Been running a submission porn snapchat for quite some time now. Got a TON of great pics and vids from it,could you add smerrywell? +Dude Drops iPhone 7 Plus Jet Black from tallest building in the World and I'm just sitting here waiting for mine to ship in November...,People would literally do anything for views/attention +"also, the fact she spreads misinformation on gun laws.",And the fact it's shit beer. +Fuck that arrogant prick. Reagan was shit,"Yeah, fuck him for not wanting people to have 70% of their income stolen from them" +you can see by the ranking of EU teams...,no that seems about right +"This is sad since we need the tax money, and they're illegally sidestepping their duties as human beings.",I hope that is +House Oversight Committee | Reviewing the Rising Price of EpiPens - Part 1,"If Mylan company wants to dodge this bullet, they only need to replace their Democratic connected CEO with a Republican connected CEO." +Why Republican expats in Europe are afraid to openly support Trump,Oh the poor pitiful things. +Better controllers makes the game unfair. PS4 users with mouse and keyboard makes the game unfair. PS4 users with better TVs or monitors with low input lag makes the game unfair. PS4 users with better FPS makes the game unfair. PS4 users with better resolution and graphics for attention to detail makes the game unfair. Does that mean we ban everything that gives anyone an advantage over someone else?,Ofc you banana +made me chuckle... martian slugs... hehe :),Can we finally make our own SlurmTM? +Cane's the only reason we're not getting absolutely dicked at the breakdown.,"Yeah, cause Savea is shit at the breakdown." +"Titans should glow during executions if you are going to make them invulnerable while executing. There needs to be some indicator that Titans cannot be damaged when they are doing the execution In TF1, Executions didn't make you invulnerable while executing another Titan so it was a non-issue. But in TF2, new players would waste ammo and sometimes you can't even see that he's executing your teammate if his Titan is behind a tree.",Pilot executions should also be invulnerable for consistency! +Wrath of Rath 1:50 LBG,"Hold my hand while I watch this, my dear hunters." +Uh wasnt he talking about having to sit in a dark room and not do anything like a month ago? This doesnt seem wise at all.,"that was actually about his worst concussion, not his current one lol" +TIL The United States has Lost approximately 8 Nuclear Bombs.,"I'm not so worried about the 8 lost bombs; they take a lot of maintenance to remain useable and would have long corrorded into nothingness, what concerns me is the use of 'approximately'; it may be 8 or 15, maybe 12 we're really not too sure." +Just me or does this look robotic asf?,He's not cheating you're just a silver scrub +"Confirmed, teleporter in Kino can be activated...",Confirmed KT-4 and masamune can be upgraded to spill yellow gue +Rivals Match Thread,De Bruyne is some player +That's cool. Some people like to actually hook up with a steelie.,Didn't think I needed a +Oh my god was I just out-joked,Get on my lvl kiddo B) +"Gym, you need to visit one, lots. Shouldn't be surprised though if there is two things dirtbike guys hate it's speed and working out.","Yeah, they tend to be bigger fans of 'ludes." +No it is not. Samsung estimates 24 failures per million sold. 35 Samsung confirmed cases so far. This is no joke.,You forgot +"What really gets me is what do any of these people think this is going to accomplish? What are their specific goals? Can they name even one realistic and achievable benchmark to even measure if there is *any* progress towards their incredibly vague goals? When MLK marched, he has specific goals in mind (removing discriminatory laws etc) and a specific plan on how to achieve them. There are no such laws now, just these vague feelings people have of being discriminated against. So I ask again, what exactly are they hoping to accomplish protesting while they draw their fat paychecks from the society they feel is oppressing them?",They sparked the conversation +I think your going to love 3.0 then ;),*you're +Driving too close to a cargo ship,What was he even hoping to achieve doing any of that? +Am I the only one who thinks that Poland and her vassals look like a giant duck?,Did you take this picture with a phone? +"you're already a billionaire, do you really need to commit crimes to make more money?","I'm sorry, why do you seem to hate job creators so much?" +"That is ignorant. If they dont want to talk to them they would have a permanent mute, not a 2 day mute. Seems like these are out of control mods doing stupid things. Playing stupid games. The whole rogue mod thing on reddit is out of control with power hungry people against free speech. I will probably get banned for pointing that out.",Tell me all about this free speech you're required to have on a private website? +"Done I feel extremely relived after taking that exam, and I feel that I will hit my score range. Even though I'm done with the ACT, I still want to stay on this forum and help out those who need help. Now, I'll be spending my time for the upcoming LSAT.",why are you preparing for the lsat right after taking the act +"Mets hopeful that deGrom, Matz, Duda, and Lagares can return by end of season.",But what about Tebow? +Almost worth the risk of spontaneous combustion.,"I know that was a joke, but it's the Note 7 that is combusting, not the s7 ;)" +No one disagreed with his raw number. They were offended by the assertion that these people are just lazy people mooching off of everyone else and will never vote Republican because then they'll get cut off.,I'm saying that the fact checkers in Mittens case used facts and TP here is using polls. +Muh Gulf so progressive,"Stoning women for getting raped...yes what a progressive country, indeed." +Reddit in a nutshell,Shouldn't there be a scumbag hat in there somewhere? +fuck off and stop wasting your time shitposting.,That's why your username is rude +"They didn't have awful lives, you had a awful life because of them. You were just an easy target.","No like completely forgetting about me, these were girls with broken families and not a lot of money." +The racial fear mongering of the democrats this election has been unlike anything I have ever seen.,"I don't think Hillary was the one saying Mexicans are sending their rapists, but yeah - democrats are the ones using racial fear mongering." +Samsung discloses what the battery defect is,Samsung should sue the battery manufacturer +Throwback to when this was released as Promotional Art (yes this is actual official art),best ship +"Why? Just give an answer dude. No wonder the prof is annoyed, what a waste of time.",Cause then all his classmates will think he's a nerd. +'HOLD X TO DEFUSE EXPLOSIVES'...,Traitor +"If Logo decided to do a drag version of Bad Girls Club, which Ru-Girls would you select? **Season 1** - Mystique Summers Madison - Pearl - Manila Luzon (she'd be the Annie of her season. Superfically sweet but sneaky and shady) - Acid Betty - Vivienne Pinay - Kennedy Davenport - Madame Le Queer Replacement: - Jade Jolie (after Pearl quits in the first episode)",How dare u not list Phi Phi? +"Sooo, you're lying?",No I'm not original enough to think to do something like that. +I think he should sue them.,You forgot the +Okay that's just cheating.,He wavecheats right after the teleport too +They really don't. Check the platform.,Uh yeah thats why Trump said he would overturn gay marriage and thats why Pence has a proven record of such positivity with the LGBT community! +But... we have Horst Seehofer,Bavaria ist not Germany! +"There should be an achievement for living the entire game without having your client freeze. I swear to god I love this game but every time the timer nears zero I have to hope for my life that I don't randomly freeze. There should be so much more attention being put into such a gamebreaking bug, especially given how common it is (at least for me, it happens once every 2 or 3 games)","that doesn't happen in the card game, play that instead" +"Just think we can now tell our clients just send one work email on vacation and you can claim the entire trip as a business deduction. I'm not sure how to cite Reddit Tax Code but as soon as I figure it out, here comes partner!","I just got back from the Philippines and I thought about an upcoming audit, am I able to deduct the entire trip" +"Only if they swap with Faze, in which case I see Rise as being something along the lines of; Loony, Zooma, Classic and Enable. Otherwise, there'd be no reason to.","Then OpTic could be Clay Octane FormaL and Slasher, right?" +Good. That's the way it should be. I went into it without the preparation of Pre-IB.,Are you in your second year of IB or your first? +No but to women it's even worse,"Yes because its even worse to disrespect women, gotcha" +"You don't know the things she's done to my life, or my family's.",But she's family *nothing* else matters +I'm pretty positive the graphics artists aren't responsible for fixing bugs.,"Nooo you don't understand, I must cry about something I don't understand and they should cater to my needs..." +WHY IS THIS NOT IN FIREFIGHT?,Because dying and waiting 30 seconds for a respawn is a lot more fun than being revived by your teammate +"I don't get why people have a dislike for establishment or career politicians, if I'm hiring a plumber I don't want some random guy off the street I want the guy with 30 years experience and knows what the fuck they're doing.",Just wait until you see the video '13 minutes of your plumber lying' then you might reconsider! +"The new combo is actually more difficult to pull off AND does more damage. Currently, the combo is Right/Left (depending on range) click, Swift Strike the enemy's feet (you have to be right next to them, which is pretty difficult to manage on moving targets) right click, melee. Although it's no longer an animation cancel, this is how to achieve maximum damage output on Genji. Old combo did 164 damage without crits, new combo does 248 but takes about .5 seconds longer to pull off. It's much more difficult to do consistently, and has a higher reward than before. Although the removal of triple-jump significantly impacted his skill-cap. There are so many flanks that you just flat out can't do anymore without blowing Swift Strike. The most frustrating imo is the end of King's Row on the defenders side. You can't climb into the left-hand window without a Swift Strike because the pipe is in the way.",Yay he finally have less air mobility than pharah +"Well Duh, only a Stanley cup winner and a great goaltender would be able to do that... wait",He's only good because he's on the same team as Kane +Since geodude comes out of a 5km egg it takes 3km to get candy,"hey buddy, do some research before you make assumptions, its 1km" +Electricity-Generating Windows Could Turn Skyscrapers into Solar Farms,Man I should invest in this and solar powered roads +That's pretty much the definition of racism.,"Derr, there is no such thing as reverse racism, do they can't be racist!" +"Yeah, I need to stand up to them and tell them they're wrong and hurtful. But I truly do believe they think I'm old. At my age many of my relatives are/were married or freshly divorced with 2-3 kids. Some are/were working on second marriages and second sets of kids. It's really common there to get married within 2 or 3 years of high school graduation and immediately start your career and family.","Oh lovely, so they really know what good choices are." +"There is no such thing, which is fucking stupid as even in ranked that is supposed to be fucking fair I have played as with ONE... ONE gold on my team the rest being 2 silvers and 2 bronzes against a team with 3/4 plats and a fucking gold. How the shit is that fair. The matchmaking in this game is THE worst of any game I have seen.","Ubisoft has really used that $60 at launch, for a multiplayer only game, in such a great way to improve the game" +"In all seriousness though, I feel like reddit has become much more violent recently, you can get called a cunt/moron/retard for the most mundane things. I mean, ok, people have been complaining about the eternal september since the very beginning as is normal in any online community, but seriously, in 8 years of daily redditing, I've never been directly insulted as much as in the past few months.",Shut the fuck up you stupid fucking cunt. +"Very well made. Got me teary-eyed by the end. As a trailer, it sucks. So many spoilers.",So it works as a modern movie trailer then +M4A1-S Hyper Beast FN 24$ 25%OFF,Thanks +"Hey come on dude, you're ruining the internet hate crusade. People aren't allowed to like things here.","Seriously, why are there no good games anymore besides Witcher 3?" +The CIO blaming Obamacare is an ironic twist for left-leaning California.,"As if they wouldnt do it without obamacare, same as minium wages destroys fast food jobs." +ABOUT TIME THIS SUB APPRECIATED THE GREATEST TV SHOW OF ALL TIME,We've had spongebob memes for months now +My first ever announcement: My script for an indie 70's Mobster movie - focusing on two evil characters; has begun.,"Cool, I can't wait for more updates!" +I now realise I'm guilty of sensationalist headline writing. I am no better than the tabloids.,"Pitch forks incoming as soon as Yodel deliver them, so it could be three weeks and left in a wheelie bin, two streets away." +Robbie Williams tells a story on the Graham Norton show that leaves Anna Kendrick speechless.,Should mention in the title that it's about 5 minutes - because it looks like it's going to be ~38 +"Chromebooks are nice, but I don't like the way almost all of them have the bootloaders locked down. They could be wonderful linux machines, but you have to take that extra step and invalidate the warranty to use them in that way. I think computer vendors put way too much emphasis on physical security, if a criminal has access to your laptop always boned, boot restrictions or no. If the drive is encrypted who cares if they can boot a different OS anyway?",But what if someone breaks into your house and switches all your computers to OS X? +"Chris Hemsworth was an absolute *jewel*, though. The Venn diagram of Good bits of Ghostbusters 2016 and Bits of Ghostbusters 2016 with Hemsworth in is a perfect circle. I wonder if some helpful Youtuber's made a compilation of all his clips..",Clearly that's just your misogyny talking. +"Or you could just not walk alone at 5 fucking am in the morning. It's called common sense. I'm a guy and I wouldn't walk alone at 5am in the morning, buy a car, a bike, get a taxi.. This is the real world..","Easy for you to say with your male privledge, how can a women buy a bike or car when they only earn a penny for every hundred dollars a man makes...for doing the same job!" +No it's not. It's a troll group full of troll accounts that are just trying to get a rise out of people. It's succeeding tremendously though.,Sounds like we have someone trying to do some damage control over here. +Then what is the point of having a shared universe?,So we can see the headline of a newspaper on the table behind Captain America that reads Havoc in Harlem... +"So he fucked up a mouse (and the laptop via that mouse), put it in a box and crashes PCs with it? That's hardcore, I bet he's even too much of a 1337 h4x0r to explain what the mouse actually does. It's probably just pulling V-USB down to GND (or just low enough) to make the computer shut down/restart because the voltage is too low",Only because the computer wasn't beautifully tuned +"I'm sorry but my parents didn't keep me on a diet of chicken fingers and fries. I don't care how broke you are, I'm sure you can guide your kids to eat better from the start.",This is exactly how your 6 year old that hates vegetables grows up to be a 26 year old that hates vegetables. +"What is your favorite suit? Personally I'd have to go with the Fusion Suit and its upgrades. The new, almost zero suit like appearance really let the designers do whatever they wanted with it, especially the gravity suit with its seemingly shifting colors. It also makes the game a lot tougher, as enemies seem to hit harder than in previous games. So what are your favorite suits across the whole franchise? Pick any suit from any game, based on looks or uses!","The Fusion suit and Light suit are my favorites, and the Maxed-out PED suit was really cool too." +"Add plantable potatoes, please.",why would I want XBoxes in my Rust? +I'm aaking how many were penalties and not making a opinion. Don't know why I'm downvoted,penalty ronaldo real madrid fan +Ive had enough of this!!! I have been a crazy fan from Cincinnati since 1989 because...well you can figure that out!! I have had enough of this dumb shit with a team that is supposed to be really good. I will always be a fan but I'm sick of never knowing for sure if they will beat a team they should destroy. Im sick of our team not being able to be a good consistent team!!!,One game seems like a reasonable sample size to use to get so upset at a season. +What is this about just BMW's? I never knew that was a stereotype until Reddit told me. It's everyone in every car.,I think the bmw part is either a meme or result of the Reddit hive-mind but either way it's not accurate +Ending racism with racism. Brilliant!,Im a cracker and I find this offensive. +"Anybody catch Joe Thomas pass blocking two guys simultaneously, a hand on each of their chests, a couple plays back?",BUT HES A FIRST BALLOT HALL OF FAMER +Do any of your worlds see *you* as a god?,"The thought of characters in the world I create, trying to create a portal through the multiverse and busting into my room to tell me to write a decent story, amuses me, so yes, I do now see myself as a God." +Or the report came from earlier in the day (Ivan doesn't get a live battlefield update) or things did change in 40 minutes that caused the SAA to retreat. Things change quickly and often on the battlefield.,"Its almost like people die and positions get overrun in battles, never would have thought it though !" +"I realize that Shrine of Amana is similar to Blighttown The sorcery girls are the posion dart dudes, the weird looking undead that are in the water are the dogs, and the melee are the purple people. Also those large fat creatures in Blighttown that drops dung pie is kinda like the ogres.",I feel that the gutter is more similar to blighttown personally. +You write like an angry 55 year old white dude that just discovered the Internet.,"Your unbiased ageism is offensive, if I had a safe room in my house, I would go there right now." +"Lutz had a great kick Lutz had a very good kick, considering it was a 61 yarder. My issue is more about the defense and the fact that we had absolutely no timeouts in the final stretch of the game to get closer for the FG...",what a shitty kicker Lulz is... he can't even make a kick that has been done 10 times in the history of the NFL. +"Wonder how everyone claiming right wing conspiracy, no video people are reacting to this.",CGI +#THAS RASIS,You forgot +Wife Of FBI Official Probing Clinton Emails Got $675K In Donations From Dems,"Nothing to see here, less than a million isn't a real bribe." +It's the team of Wess-t-l for a reason,It wont be after tonight +dev replied Will you put a positive review if I add a Harambe joke?,"Hey, if he follows through, that makes him a better dev than the NMS guys" +What's one food everyone seems to love but you hate?,Cigarette butts and paper. +What are are PCMR's favorite logos? My choice: CM Storm or CoolerMaster,Mine is playdoh logitech +They called him The Proctologist...,Holy shit who knew that Procurers were actually decent at killing things lol guys +"And it's a bunch of big name NHLers too, not just fringe players. There's something in their water.",Fluoride? +Jimmy G. looks like a mix of Jeff Gordon and John Stamos.,Great now I can't like Jeff Gordon anymore thanks +"Reminder that President Reagan got shot in the chest and suffered a collapsed lung with a bullet an inch from his heart, and he still needed less help than Hillary entering a vehicle.",Sexist! +We do have machinists,[I was thinking more in terms of artillery] +Yes but there isn't the pressure to keep writing like that. (At least after first school.) I stopped in year 6 and I often could just about finish exams because of my faster writing in print. I do a mix of them now that works for me.,"Same here, gone mix, no regret." +"You are given free reign and an infinite budget to make a Spider-Man trilogy.... What is the plot, who would you cast, and how would you have them interlock to tell one epic tale?",Miles morales amirite +Liu Kangs best variation since new patch? Title.,kys +And the ball carrier carrier carrier un carrier is T-mobile.,Which is 3843 miles and will give your number to every scammer if you ever change network. +I was there. They were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.,Oh Ralph... +Is it not possible to progress without it?,I might be missing something but I couldn't see any other way of obtaining Obsidian for a nether portal. +What are you shocked that people actually buy?,C-strings +"I started my miners pre-nerf and never gave them a chance. First attack with them, dead th10.","In war, everyone who has tried anything but level 4s on a TH9 has whiffed." +Let's play word association. Just say the first thing that comes to your mind. I'll go first. Sean,Lied +Blizz please nerf tamed Thoks thunderous footsteps I hear any huntard who had that devilsaur from a mile away and the sound of Thoks footsteps is so annoying I instantly mute my sound because I cant hear anything else,"Good thing it's such a unique pet- you need to tame a raid boss, so only hardcore mythic raiders who can sacrifice boss' loot have them!" +Catalans rally in support of independence from Spain,"I haven't done any research yet, but how much money is coming from George Soros?" +Beats by Dre. Takes 5 minutes to do research and find a better pair of headphones for the same price.,Soul by Ludacris is a shit ton better than Beats +Pablo is tweeting about the nature of the force. Good info here.,"Oh good, I always wanted to learn about the nature of the force in a series of tweets." +"Yeah especially because he says Bard the hero after landing it, hinting he was going for Twitch and Bard saved him.","except he didn't save him, cause he still died." +"Is there anything a GTX 1080 cannot handle at 1080p? I'm looking to upgrade from my RX 470 and might buy the 1080 so i have performance overhead for mods. I know Quantum break at full 1080p ultra does not hit 60 fps on a 1080, any other games? Thanks for your response.",Crysis 3 +"Valve adds Sprays back to CS:GO, but now you must purchase 50 charges of that spray that are used up each time you spray.",next thing you know they'll add play of the game +Don't forget to pack a wife!,I'll always upvote a Dead Kennedys reference. +Most of the rumours are being fueled by local media. Reports of sec 144 being imposed turned out to be false,144 is indeed imposed now. +"Yeah all good, I hadn't heard of it until a year ago when I took the course.",That's cos it's fake maths of course. +Trump only leads by 1 point in the South. Romney lead by 7 points in 2012. TRUMP LOSING RED STATES BIGLY,mainstream media oppression +He didn't do that.,try bringing a fake bomb to a school and see what happens. +How do you know which jump pad you need to take the keeper to?,A little rock will appear at the back of the pad after you do the grave step +"What a good question! I laughed it off at first, but then realized I have no perfect answers for this. Fargo, children of men, unforgiven, no country for old men, brick, mad Max, and even doubt are all crime driven movies... Heck, even dazed and confused, the princess Bride and some like it hot have criminal elements. Social network would be my pick, but the movie is essentially about thefts, even if they aren't overtly 'crimes'. Okay, my pick is **When Harry Met Sally**. Pretty sure I'm in the clear.",Sally is publically indecent in a diner. +"They should have made a GG that simply depletes from your inventory when the last zombie of the round spawns. Those stupid high rounds must be irritating, and something like this would have been great instead of Round Robin, which seems pointless.","But it can't be pointless, it gives 1,600 points when used" +Yes I know... Four and a half months later.,Yeah Motbob c'mon man it's your job geez +"No it won't. I work as an Automation Engineer and see the effects of it, people don't lose jobs to automation. Their jobs change, but they don't go away. What automation really does is increase efficiency.",They said the same thing to all those candle makers who lost their jobs after the invention of the light bulb +"LIKE OH EM GEE, WHAT'S TRASHY ABOUT THIS, GUYS, ARE YOU MAD SHE'S SEXUALLY LIBERATED?!","Here, you dropped this:" +Hey I mean Honesty is honesty,Yea and honestly the cup of cocoa and a Disney movie thing gives me pedo vibes +You can't without major environmental reform and regulation from governments,"Yeah, because governments do such a great job of regulation." +This means the Boers lose right? We'd never get his hat otherwise.,"Whoa dude, spoilers!" +Well I guess it is my 'daily driver',Your car must overheat alot with that AMD cpu then +Yes.,"Sorry, should have added" +"It's an exploit to get someone to a hook faster, a lot of Nurses run Agitation on top of it and they will actually move faster than a normal killer's base speed if they keep swinging, it's called Battle Nurse. It's one of many oversights of the devs on this killer.","Well, i was already aware that we are the test team" +You should probably stop saying it. It was unfunny and boring the first time.,"Yes, because people express opinions for the purpose of being funny and entertaining." +The writers want a Texas A&M-texas championship game. I am down.,"Well seeing as how y'all are too scared to play us in a bowl game, I guess the only way we'll play is if the playoff committee forces us to" +"Make the Gunsmith GREAT ... for the first time We require a gunsmith that actually smiths weapons. These are my proposed changes to the amnesiac robot Level up packages. Each level up should give you the regular motes, strange coins and random weapon PLUS 1 smithing token that can be used as follows: 1 Token for a random reroll (rerolls one selected perk) 2 Tokens for a full column random reroll 3 Tokens to select a specific perk, barrel or sight. Its not cheap, but also its not impossible to grind for a God Roll, select your poison between RNG or dedicated Grind.","The token approach gives flexibility to add new rewards later, maybe 5-6 tokens to get any legendary weapon of your choice, with random rolls (gunsmith colored/ornamented)." +Fuck is a hard no?,"She didn't shut her knees and mace him, duh!" +"Oklahoma vs Ohio State Discussion Thread. It's Monday and I'm HYPE. Probably overly hyped cause our secondary is bad but hey, we're here lets talk about it.","People are over looking a major fact, we have NEVER lost in the newly renovated stadium" +Recess,The activity or the cartoon? +i don't recall saying that at all. it'd be illegal anyway.,So you're saying death to all black people then? +"Do you remember Thomas Beatty, the pregnant man in 2008 or so? He was trans sexual but had never undergone any removal of his XX reproductive parts, and he went off his hormones and got pregnant. So anyway, this guy made national news and the iconic picture of him is a side shot of him naked, 9 months pregnant, and they didn't have to blur anything out. I've seen that same shot of pregnant female celebs before and they always have to do hand bra over their tops. I have no idea why a full-nude shot of a pregnant man's chest is acceptable but a full-nude shot of a pregnant woman's chest isn't. Thomas Beatty's nipples once belonged on a woman's body and they would have blurred them out then. But change his pronouns, cut his hair, and grow a beard out and suddenly they're ok to show.",You just don't understand children +No job? On welfare? Well pay for housing your school and your kids and we'll take care of your kids! No matter how many. Like wtf. If your on welfare the government should give you regulations,"Much better to let them bitches starve like god intended, right?" +"That's seriously the entire issue with the US right now, from companies to the government (which is run by said companies). E.g. fuck global warming right? Fuck the ice caps? Fuck the entire planet if we can make more money right now. We get money now, and we won't have to live to see the world go to shit.","It doesn't matter how much damage we do to the Earth, because God will take care of it when it comes time." +... what,"Bad luck at peak, what don't you understand?" +Huffington Post and Patton Oswalt in full damage control.,"Because when I think of true strength, I think of an old hag with pneumonia." +"Right, but we even got to the point where durant was interviewed a few months ago saying i like to be 6'9 on the court, but 7' for the ladies. It doesn't bother me, it's just funny / strange.",I believe he meant 7 not 7' +Wtf is going on here? Comments are trying to give us a clue?,the comments are probably just a texture glitch. +Vault Family Cosplay,haha you know it's cosplay because there were no black people in 1950's America +Browns say they're putting Robert Griffin III on injured reserve with a shoulder injury.,What's Tebow at these days? +It's quite exciting that we might just complete the Easter Egg today!,I think we are barely in the tunnel that the only light is the light behind us since we are still by the entrance of said metaphorical tunnel. +That's why they want a new one.,If you ain't coonin you ain't winning +Neither of us are sure yet. I am a certified TA and he is getting his masters/willing to work hourly full time. So our exact location is flexible..,Great plan +Because it shows her dedication. She always has powered through before.,You forgot +My morbidly obese friend posts this shit almost daily as if it will magically make women look past his terrible personality.,Cut out the scene where his penis can barely reach her because of his gut and him getting out of breath after about 5 seconds of humping. +"I was referring to our solar system, naturally.",There you are making your assumptions against His proven word +"My(25M) GF(25F) of 2 months who cheated on her ex with me has decided to travel long distance to see him for 'closure'. He doesn't know he was cheated on. Hi all. This is a bit long winded, so bear with me. I appreciate anyone's patience in reading. There are two primary issues in this post as you will read, they are sort of separate and I would very much appreciate advice on both. I met my current GF in May of this year. We clicked instantly: it was/is unlike any connection I've had with anyone else. She was in a relationship at the time, but judging by how emotionally close we became it was clear to me that she was no longer mentally in her current relationship. I just bided my time and took things as they came. In the two months from us meeting up to her cheating on her ex with me, she only visited him once. She later admitted to me that she had intended to go through with the breakup during that visit but it did not happen and should have. Bizarrely when we were still beating around the bush about our feelings for each other (ie. still hanging out purely as platonic friends), when I finally enquired about her boyfriend, she told me a few things and mentioned that he thought I was going to break up with him that weekend - haha - and I was like 'no!!'. What a misunderstanding. After about 2 months of knowing each other, it became too much and too obvious what was going on. So I told her how I felt and she echoed the same back at me. But the entire situation was ambiguous: even though we started some physical contact in hand holding and our feelings were in the open she still said she didn't know what to do. This carried on throughout the group trip we were on, with the cheating gradually escalating. At the very end of the trip, we were essentially behaving like a couple and everyone else on the trip thought as much. I took some extra time in the location of the trip, while everyone else travelled home including her. This meant we had a solid week away from each other to process what had just happened. Her then boyfriend also had plans to visit her the coming weekend and she told me that she would decide what would happen before he visited. She broke up with him over the internet before he could visit. I foolishly thought that this would mean we would be together once I returned home. Once I got home we met for lunch and she was completely cold to me. By the end of the lunch after outpourings of emotion, we were hugging and kissing but she said she needed more time to work things out in her own head. About a week later we met up again - this was to be the decider. We spent the whole day together and I waited for her to say something, she didn't so I broached the matter. She reiterated what she said previously, that even though she had feelings for me, she thought she needed time on her own to work out her own problems. I definitely couldn't argue with that. I told her that's fine but we proceeded to have a very emotional conversation anyway -- I felt completely heartbroken and inexplicably emotionally exhausted after all of the anxiety and constant wondering for the previous 10 or so weeks. It concluded and she had stood her ground. As we proceeded back to my car she suddenly lagged behind me. I turned around and saw that she didn't look alright - then she vomited an enormous amount all over where she was standing. We didn't say much, got back in the car and I drove her home. For the entire car journey (30ish minutes) neither of us said anything. When we arrived at her house she looked at me and said There's only been two times in my life where my body has completely overridden my mind ... let's give it a shot. And so we started seeing each other from then on. She did say that things were all a bit intense with her ex and that she didn't want that again and I was in no rush either after a very intense relationship had ended for me about 9 months previously. Fast forward to now, as there were no bumps along the way until now, and all of a sudden she landed it on me that she was going to visit her ex (which involves flying to that city). When she first said that to me, it came across to me like there might be something in their meeting so my first response was excuse me? but we're together? To which she replied an ambiguous mm..well.., which came as an absolute shock to me but was also just very poorly timed on her part as that was a separate issue to what she was telling me. She clarified that she wasn't going there to stay with him or anything, that she wants to have proper closure on the situation with him because she had broken up with him over the internet, suggesting that this was the respectful thing to do. I have no issue with that in principle, but my issue is that he still does not know that she cheated on him with me OR that we are in fact seeing each other now. I feel like if I was in that guy's shoes, there's no way in hell I'd want her to visit - and I'd feel doubly manipulated that she thought she could visit me for her own peace of mind while hiding the elephant in the room. I expressed this to her but she insisted that it was irrelevant and had nothing to do with the breakup and those facts would cause him unnecessary hurt. My own view on that is that she could just not tell him but not seek to visit him and leave it as it is, but that if she is going ahead with visiting him (and she is) that he should definitely know these things before she travels. Additionally, I asked her if there was a chance that going there would have an effect on our relationship - she was definite and certain that it absolutely would not. Before this next part, I should specify two things: *1.* that she is on anti-depression medication and said her life had gone down the drain from last September up until about this April and *2.* she obsessively rationalises emotional matters; trying to shut out the emotions and think of the 'correct' or 'rational' thing to do in any situation. On the other issue of her mm..well.. response, she told me several things as regards to this. She said that she did not feel like she could be called anyone's 'girlfriend' at this point in time. She said she wished she could give a full effort to our relationship and that if she were to throw caution to the wind, she would. With that said on her part, its not as if I have felt a lack of affection (although she is naturally just not a madly or overtly affectionate person) from her or not felt intense happiness from her when we are together - quite the opposite. We both said that we are happy with the way things are and that there was no need to de-escalate or escalate or force things in any direction. From my point of view, we are essentially in a relationship - call it whatever but that is what it is. It's nothing insanely serious or intense, but it is still a committed and exclusive relationship. I told her this, she agreed but said that she can't call it that in her own head. Although she has brought me to meet several of her friends already, she told me that with most of them she just referred to me as 'a guy' - but at the same time it was obvious we were together. She told me that I don't feel I can be (her name) to you right now when I can't even be (her name) to myself. She said she plays it down in her own head. I suggested we break up if it's just ambiguous to her and that she could turn around at any time and say that she has issues and that it isn't working for her. She replied that it wouldn't be the case - she was definite about her feelings for me and that she wants to be with me still. All insights, experiences, thoughts, advice very much welcome and appreciated. Thank you for reading this far. --- **tl;dr**: Met girl at start of summer who was taken and we clicked insanely well. Things heated up and she cheated on him with me. She broke up with him shortly after, but said that it was coming anyway and should have happened earlier. We almost didn't end up together, but did after a bit of drama. Straight sailing from there, until now. Two months in; we're in a relationship; talk all the time and see each other regularly; she suddenly drops it on me that she is travelling (long distance) to see her ex for 'closure' because the breakup was via internet. Her ex has no idea that he was cheated on or that we are now together. She does not plan to tell him these things either to save unnecessary hurt. Qs: Should she tell him these facts BEFORE she travels so that he can make a fully informed decision on whether HE wants to meet or not? What do you think she means by closure in this scenario? What would you do in my shoes?",Golden rule to live by: People who cheat with you will cheat on you. +and I hope Trump and all his pos supporters drop dead of the most painful disease imaginable.,Well I hope Hillary and all her supporters get anal fissures after Harambe rapes them +"From a non-biased standpoint: Don't help Urban Meyer: OU has a slightly better chance at winning. Perhaps this makes Houston look even better. Have to assume Houston remains undefeated and there's chaos in the P5 and you might get a chance at being the first playoff-buster. Help Urban Meyer: Keep strong connections with one of the best coaches of all time. Keep in good standing with one of the best programs of all time. Stay in good standing with a player that has NFL aspirations (regardless of whether I think he'll end up there...) which means you can use him as a recruiting tool in the future. If Ohio State loses none of that changes. Honestly, I originally thought the same as you. But when I laid out the benefits for each it sort of makes sense why he'd do this.","Bah, he wouldn't think that many steps ahead, would he?" +Who the fuck calls touchdowns tuddies?,"Someone with a great sense of humor, that's who!" +And Eddie. They scored 22 runs in his last 10 starts... taking hazing too far imo.,"lol man, when it's dry it's dry, when it rains, it floods cities and leaves a trail of destruction in its wake." +You edging close to copy pasta territory,"yikes yeah true, I like the verse though and I feel like people write it off as technical ability too much." +Brooke Turner - Run Away With Me,Queen of stealing song titles +Thats fucked up. Youre just an asshole,Found the Tracer +K...,Chain Chronicle never died after all! +"Well I mean, if he didn't touch the ball he would have just wasted his spikes","Here, you dropped this:" +It was at this moment the rebel knew.... he fucked up.,Just a prank bro +More RAM! At 64GB's now!,But why install physical rams when you can download them? +Our relationship with Honduras would be in good shape.,"as a honduran, id like to see that :^)" +what does this joke has anything to do with Italian?,google: bungabunga party +Wisconsin can't get its new endzones right.,"Don't make fun of them guys, they don't know any better" +I need to step up my drunken nights snap game,the rest of us call that 'tuesday' +"Thoughts on the Big Bad So holy crap [Case 5](#s Ga'ran) is an insane villain. They're so different from every other villain in that you can tell it's them. I knew going into court that they was the big bad, as much as the trial wanted me to think it was [Case 5](#s Amara). Yet, despite being a totally obvious big bad, it didn't change how absurdly terrifying they were to face, especially when [Case 5](#s she becomes lead prosecutor. She rewrote the law three times, ordered a guard to shoot her sister and needed Yuta to take the fall. The point when she gave out a guilty verdict was insane too and I legit thought that I had a game over!). I haven't been this intimidated by the big bad since Von Karma and Gant, so it was really nice to feel scared by the main villain.","She was cool, but did they really have to force a plot point in order to give an excuse for her to have a 'boob window'" +Jesus christ blizzard hasn't nerfed the 9 minute slow ling timing yet?,FIX YER SHIT BLIZZ +What would you like to say to a deceased person?,I hope I did not leave you with any regrets +actually the 480 is on par with a 970,Since when did the RX 480 have 3.5 GB of VRAM? +"This is why I laughed at all the people mocking Basetrade and making stupid statements like 'good, maybe now well get someone good to cast this tournament' ...Uhhh no guys, Basetrade is the only one. Mock Basetrade and Rifkin all you want, but they are the only ones keeping the scene afloat, they are the only ones casting this shit. Fucking idiots",nah dude just watch the korean stream +For FIFA console is master race,Riiiight because I can mod the game on console +"Donald Trump: Colin Kaepernick, other protesters in NFL, should leave the country","Yes, because the only way to deal with things you want to change is to run away from them." +Whats the deal with that red circle in origins? It's over by the wonderfizz below that ring in the sky. Maybe you gotta pound that mound with the DGs?,Pound the mound Giggity +Well then you may as well never stand for anything then. Don't bother standing at a 9/11 ceremony don't bother standing when addressing someone important. Why the hell not it's my right to sit down,what a super rational and logical response. +LMG Mounted and Ready,Mom's spaghetti +Why would people search for a game they are already playing?,to visit the official forums of course +I want a rocket launcher that shoots those worms you find on the dreadnaught. Would completely overhaul the game & be a huge selling point in my opinion.,"You can have that, as long as i can have a cannon that shoots bombs which explode into a ravenous swarm of the little blocky creatures you see roaming around Pantheon." +Purple apothican symbol flashed in de while dalek left the stream today,It's a lightning glitch +Assassin's Creed with Dark Souls Combat. If they added Thief levels of stealth then I would never play another game.,You mean dishonored +"AI will eliminate six percent of jobs in five years, says report","But there will be all sorts of jobs, programming, fixing and building AI!" +"Skin color doesn't matter, he's Republican therefore is white.","Yeah, he's an Uncle Tom" +Clinton told to portray Obama as foreign,LIMP RACIST CROOKED HILLARY +"It is for marketing purposes. They want demographic info and your habits. Every major company does it. Ever wonder why you look at something on Amazon and (whoa!) there is an ad for it on a page you browse after? That is what is going on. Places like Experian, Pitney-Bowes, etc., all track this stuff. They know your age, spending habits, address, and more based on tracking you through your IP address. While it is not 100-percent accurate, it is good enough that companies want to track it.",You must really be the life of a party where ever you go. +"This shouldn't come as a surprise. We are talking about nuclear scientists so it's likely most of them fall in a high income group. So unlike the rest of India's population they have access to good quality healthcare. In most developed countries, cancer is with a wide margin the leading cause of death in the high income, working age population group.","Wow - mucho denial... but at this point - anything is possible, so maybe it's really caused by meteors falling from the sky?" +AM I BEING DETAINED?,"as you can see on this flag of the Consuls, it's missing fringe which makes it an admiralty flag" +vote donald trump,donald trump is a bigot +Yeah that's exactly why I considered not placing the match ID,Are you sure it wasn't just a lag spike mebe? +Why Are The Media Objectively Pro-Trump?,Wat +"I've been using AMOLED screened phones for years and have never seen even the tiniest hint of burn in, even with soft buttons. The risk of burn in is severely overstated.",Anecdotal evidence used to make a conclusion about EVERY phone with AMOLED displays My last two phones have had burn in therefore you're wrong and it's a serious problem +Where is the new zombies camo?,Visual Glitch +My Reaction to Dead Rising 4,So... you like it? +"For Honor - alpha invites thread Let's keep it all in one place, everybody invited gets to invite 3 friends from UPlay/Ubisoft club","I'm unable to participate, here's the code that was sent to me (not sure if you can use it): TWOTWO6M-3BNN-PET I also have one more uplay invite, first to PM gets it." +"Holy fuck, I just took an *entire class* on ancient Architecture in college proving this guy wrong. The Dunning-Kreuger Effect in action.",You learned a little about ancient architecture and now you believe that there was progress before the enlightenment? +"It's kinda funny to me that the only fans calling this bad are non-Cardinal fans. This is Bruce, this is what he does. Players fuck up, he says they fucked up. They're professionals making millions to play football, if a little public criticism tilts them and makes them rebel, then maybe they shouldn't be doing this. Also, BA is definitely one of the players/coaches in the league that fans think is a dick/douchebag/asshole (which isn't completely wrong, I admit), but if he was their coach they wouldn't mind this stuff nearly as much.","No no no, us average viewers clearly know way more about your team and the locker room and players than your own head coach." +"People used to save the newspapers from the day their baby was born. By the time I have mine, I'll probably screenshot the front page of reddit.",Costa Rica has been running on 100% renewable energy for seven years. +"Spent hours looking for a medium sized water world with only 12 sols for farming, Finally found one, BUTT the name of the system.....",My home planet was a Horsebutt :( +"I'm sure there is. The problem is that, as these people haven't done anything notable on LAN, we don't remember them and they disappear pretty quickly.",envy +Tuurlijk we gewoon belastingen opheffen!,Het is immers diefstal! +TSM: LEGENDS - Season 2 Episode 25 - Toronto,"Wow, I wonder what type of computer Weldon was using @21:00" +"I know this ride, and some of these guys. This is some shockingly bad reporting by CTV. Let's raise some of the facts that Ross didn't feel necessary to dig into: 1 - his 'witness' had been harassing this group for several months prior to getting CTV involved. This had included driving on the wrong side of the road while she screamed obscenities at them, swerving at the group from over the double yellow, speeding in front of the group and then aggressively 'brake checking' them, etc etc. 2 - Eventually the RCMP were contacted and an off duty RCMP officer actually started attending the rides. An investigation was opened by Richmond RCMP which is still ongoing. Front and back cameras were organized to assist in this but it sounds like she figured the gig might be up, so the next time she showed up was with the CTV crew. 3 - While the CTV crew were filming for this spot, there were multiple incidents of the car crossing the double yellow (i.e., in the oncoming lane) in order to stay beside the group and 'get the shot'. This was, of course, edited out for the most part. 4 - The story suggests that this person was angry because their commute was made longer. Some investigation showed that they have their place of employment on their facebook profile - this business shows as closed on Sundays (which is when this group rides). The group also maintains an average speed very close to the posted speed limit in 50kmh zones, and large portions of the ride are in 30kmh zones (yes, the riders would be speeding in a lot of these places, but so would anyone 'held up' by them). I'm sure others who ride with this group could top up with more inconsistencies or omissions that make this look even more like the absolutely awful hack journalism it is. This person needs to be arrested and charged with reckless endangerment, and Ross needs to be fired.",Evidence please? +Now you have 2 ways,"*Wondering if I need to decrypt the text, or if he's already fixed it*" +"Any info on why they want Koskinen impeached? Is it political, or did he actually do something worthy of impeachment?",Because Fleming is running for a Senate seat where he is polling even with David Duke +"No, that would break all bases that rely on natural borders and chokepoints for defense","Ok, flying biters, then." +Any love for the Pocket PC?,Can it run Crysis? +He didn't dump them on the Internet. He went to journalists who curated the content to be released.,"Oh yeah, that's totally okay then." +"That's, uhm, that's murder, right? Am I missing something? How can this be called anything but murder?",Because cops are immune to your peasant laws... +Untitled,Wow this is really cool! +I think I know which basket this guy belongs in.,shhh everyone knows those polls showing Trump supporters are hateful morons were faked by the lamestream media +But it has a lot do with the fact that fear has gotten the better of him.,It is perfectly normal to fear something that has clearly stated they want to kill the non believers and are carrying out those actions daily around the world. +"Flamewanker, 3 mana 2/4 (but you remember how KotG had too great of a statline for its effect, lol) Frostcaller, 4 mana 2/4 considering their effects it looks like Blizzard never intended for Frostcaller to be played",Some players like bad cards +Wonder why this is 62% upvoted? The alt-right doesn't like facts? Something something... Tampa Bay Times.... something bias Trump supporters lack nuance.,Look at all the Correct the Record shills swooping in and downvo....Oh...wait.... +"And yet, in my part of the world, the summer was one of the worst: cold, rainy, cloudy, far, far, beyond normal. Last year, too.",Don't conflate global averages with local minimums or maximums. +"F/25/5'7 (15 months) Still got a ways to go, but proud of coming this far :)",Not enough progress to get rid of the Ravens tee! +How long do you rest for?,1:30 +Doesn't have to be super good just something that is ok or above. Something that i can build twards and know what wepons to choose on the orks.,A different codex. +Expect her to be nerfed in the next patch.,You forgot the +"What happened to Toadsworth? What on earth happened to Toadsworth? His last appearance in a Mario game was in Mario & Luigi: Dream Team (2013), and that was after not appearing in a game for four years, in Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story (2009). Why does it seem Nintendo's just forgotten about the old fellow? His first appearance was in Super Mario Sunshine, a main series Super Mario game, so it's not like he was made in some offshoot RPG. I don't understand why he at least hasn't made an appearance as a minor character/cameo in one of the more recent Mario sports game, or even the Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games series. It's a shame to see one of, if not *the* most unique Toad character (in the Super Mario games, that is) neglected.",He died of old age. +Dems and vote manipulation go hand in hand. There is a reason they oppose ID laws.,I thought it was because requiring ID is racist? +What Tales of non-playable character(s) would you want to have a spinoff? Example; I'd love to see the Six God Generals doing stuff. or I want to see how normal people deal with their lives while the main cast is doing shit.,Flynn...if only he was playable in more than just a single fight... +He's a fucking white male.,how dare he +"didn't see that at the time i commented that. but i watched it after and they seem weird in it it. like hes trying to be his normal self but is trying to force it, then around 7:20 his wife says Better go ice up. weird ...","Yeah, I think shit went down and pug will most likely sue the shit out of the roof dicks and whatever company did the quote or w/e so we won't know for awhile." +And the Chairman of the FCC is at the top. Do you see why they want to silence the internet???,I thought the FCC was good for consumers... +"How important is accounting to you? H1B's are far and away dominated by computer science and computer engineering. If you're set on accounting in the US, your absolute best bet is likely to complete through a masters degree at an american university like Syracuse, Carnegie Mellon or USC. If crossing the Atlantic for your degree isn't possible, next best bet would be schools in the UK, and to still get a masters.",Can't escape the STEM advice on Reddit anywhere you go. +"Deep cuts, brother. Do you need a hug?","No, I need to pay some videowhore to be happy" +You've helped me discover a new group to troll.,Great +Kid fails at obstacle course,Nice reupload +"$24 million SA Government gas grant to benefit producers, not consumers",but it benefits the consumers because the producers will pass on the savings! +18/12/0 vs 18/0/12 as ADC which do you prefer in general? It seems like the tankiness from 18/0/12 is really useful in early trades but i often see people go 18/12/0.,"Probably 18/0/12, less deaths more assists is the way to go" +That's a very female thing to do.,"Ugh, women, am I right?" +Fam? Isn't that a childish thing to say?,It's chav/bogan It's frowned upon to say it (argue all you like - saying fam in a serious manner just makes you look like a low class fool) +You also have this stain on the menu?,Its a teaser for a stealth hero +And after almost three years it's still the best and fastest Mac Pro on the market. That really shows how Apple's products are built to last.,I think you dropped this: +Cosette 4 Nakama,But the crew already has a chef! +"No, they are trying to cause a traffic jam, so they can stowaway in the trucks.","Oh, well in that case he should just let that happen." +Is riot gonna release another top 20 players at worlds? did they say anything yet?,FAKER BJERGSEN BJERGSEN BJERGSEN BJERGSEN EXPECT +"Meh, or they make it easy to come out so it doesn't damage the jack if the cord gets snagged.",Yeah cause they clearly care about the headphone jack +How the hell does his wife deal with such cuckery,"his wife is part of the nevertrump movement anyways, she likes it like that." +9/14/16 8:50am -- Shuli is talking on air. You idiots swearing he was fired...HA!,They can't get rid of him... that Underdog Lady material is just way too good. +"i killed blackbeard with 3 shots this is nice to see, normally it would take a full mag to kill him",3 shots seems just lil bit too few. +Spot the Hacker - Season 1 Finale ~ Max Box,yeah lets support a hacker +Scott Adkins as Nathan Drake in UNCHARTED? Thoughts?,As much as I like watching Scott Adkins kicking people in the face I'm not sure he has the acting chops to pull off a character role +"Exactly this. I use the volume and brightness sliders upwards of a dozen times a day each. Putting them on separate screens is a major annoyance. But we get a gigantic button for something that is automatic (Night Shift), so that's totally worth it. Still no Low Power Mode toggle, too.","If only Apple would build in hardware buttons right on the side of the device that could raise and lower the volume anytime you wanted, without even opening control center... wouldn't that be something?" +"TIL a Dutch television network broadcasted The Big Donorshow, in which a supposedly terminally ill woman chose 1 out of 25 contestants to receive her kidney after she died. The program sparked a major controversy, but led to 50.000 requests for donor forms.",50 request for donor forms seems like a low number +"What's Your Biggest Pet Peeve When It Comes To Other Bikers? Just to name a few of mine: 1) When a squid comes screaming up to an intersection to turn but slows down to 5mph and wobbles through the turn like a preschooler with training wheels, only to rocket away again once upright 2) When cruisers (usually Harley's, no offence) have the biggest, loudest, exhaust possible and claim they only got it so people can hear me. This one is especially annoying when they spend more time idling/revving outside my apartment at midnight, than actually riding. 3) Brand Extremeists. The ones who talk crap on any bike that isn't whatever they happen to ride, be it a Harley, Ducati, Triumph, etc So what about the rest of r/motorcycles? Any big pet peeves you wanna get off your chest?",not waving at other bikers kys +"Changing the culture of a country they have no right to change. They're the immigrants, they need to adapt, not the Australians.","Right, it isn't as if culture is fluid and already in a constant state of change already." +"What would he even be right about? His entire comment is just an insult. He's not even saying I think you're overreacting, he said Do you actually know anyone, who cares what you think? There isn't a discussion, he wasn't trying to make a point and discuss the issue. There's nothing to agree with.","I agree that women's opinions don't matter to anyone, and that they shouldn't comment on things at all" +Vandaag de laatste aflevering van Star Trek Voyager gekeken. Balen dat ik daar nu doorheen ben...,Je kan altijd nog Enterprise kijken +Michael Pachter recording released - PC gamers like racists and are arrogant twits,Looks like someone ended up at r/pcmasterrace. +"Because they can scapegoat their employees and say, we didn't tell them to commit fraud. The reality is that those employees had to meet sales quotas. Management and exec leadership implemented the policy to make their numbers look good so they could get obscene bonuses. This has bad economics written all over it.","No, it's because jail should be meant for serious offenders, like marijuana possession charges or unpaid parking tickets." +I wondered why our team was getting rolled.,It's obviously because you don't wear hats! +"Puerto Rico congress actually voted to join as a state, but both our congress and their people voted against it. America voted no because of Puerto Rico being in huge debt (and the negative impact it would have on the US economy) and they people voted no because they would rather be interdependent or their current state of neither due to patriotism. Plus other issues would occur with them joining us, culture being a huge issue.",So you're saying Canada is an option? +"(SPOILERS) I've Datamined Revelations, AMA",Can you PM me the cutscene audio? +"Lewis: Don't touch me again., Felipe Massa confronts Lewis, SG 2011",Those Facebook comments tho... +EMA.,"pfffffftttt, no one wants your scrub foils!" +This Harley Quinn Cosplayer Looks So Much Like Margot Robbie,Looks better than margot +Jatt's Group A Analysis,ITT: people getting super salty over very rough power rankings in an article that should be about analyzing Group A +My attempt at the free perk,Downvote for mule kick +What are you building this room out of that will maintain an airtight seal for thousands of years?,A solid block of aluminum surrounded by petroleum jelly inside another solid block of a aluminum. +400 light? Holy fuck,"It's not too difficult, and requires just a bit of luck!" +"ok, but how is a robot only $19.95?!","Because much like her attempts at redemption, it's cheap." +Literally unplayable.,What a new and original joke +"Whaddya mean they have to be able to read it? The goal is to get the whole thing in one shot, right?",Must be a CVS receipt they probably only bought a single pack of gum. +You can shoot it up your bum to cure cancer.,That's for autism dumbass. +"Ladies want to have sex at 40weeks? Ah my poor SO, I've been disinterested, sore and tired for months.",I'm only in it for the prostoglandins. +"Ever skipped your own teams game for another better game? I am a diehard TCU fan (go to multiple road games a year, bowl games, season tickets, etc), but I will be skipping the TCU-Iowa State game to go to the OU-Ohio State game in Norman. Anybody else ever skipped their favorite teams game for a better game?",Never. +"so if a house is $1,200,000, then I should make $200/hr. Sounds about right.","And if you don't make $200, just work longer hours!" +"1 dead, 2 injured as Good Samaritans help woman attacked at Shawnee Wal-Mart",If only guns were illegal this would have been avoided! +"OK so more people on food Stamps, and more money for the 1% corporations. great job America. keep up the good track record",Woohoo can't wait for Hillary to stop this kind of stuff.. +"The people who cost the company the most are the same ones who will not lay themselves off. The fat needs trimmed, but the fat is in charge of the trimming. It's a conflict of interest and the shareholders are paying for it.",The shareholders that matter (the board of directors) are in on it. +Are you a boy or a girl?,did you just assume my gender? +"Thanks for the info, I'm a kiwi and it doesn't seem like it's going to be released anywhere near my Podunk isolated little town so I might just have to stream it, as much as I would prefer not to.",How is *anywhere* in New Zealand isolated? +There are bible verses that say that people shouldn't be punished for the sins of their fathers. But most verses on that subject say that they should and will be be punished for the sins of their fathers (including right in the ten commandments).,You mean to suggest that there are contradictions in the Bible? +That's no way to treat a fan,I hope Irumodic Syndrome isn't contagious. +He hasn't avoided shit. No one wants to give him their money.,Russians do. +Couldn't that guy just quit instead of taking down the whole house with him?,"It's his fucking house you moron, he can do what he likes with it." +For $160 you could get the DT 770 pro and enjoy good quality music. These are a rip off that only apple fanboys would buy.,"If you are going to compare products, you could at least compare buds to buds, or even wireless to wireless." +That was the gentlest arrest/cuffing I've ever seen,I bet he wouldn't have been so gentle if he was black! +Mata is one of thoes players you support no matter what club he plays for.,No I think he's a cunt and hope he fails. +"Cartoons/Animation. Sometimes I am disgusted that adults have to have language, sex, drama and downright depressing topics in order to enjoy a show.",Idgaf im watching cartoons till I die +"Ublock is letting most ads on adult sites go through, anyone got a fix for that",Let Jesus Christ into your heart and stop visiting such degenerate cesspits of sin. +"The church was first called The Church of Christ and was renamed later. The church was founded the same year the BofM was published. The Doctrine and Covenants, published in 1835, originally condemned polygamy (section 101) The polygamy section (132) wasn't added until 1843, for example; and section 101 removed or edited. The other doctrines you mentioned all came later. The Kirtland Temple was begun in 1833, also after the publication of the BofM. So there was no need for temple ordinances until then. The church created and added doctrine as it was developed to suit their particular slant on Christianity. In other words they were inventing it as they progressed.",Being true to the law of eternal progression I see. +actually the downfall of media started with 60 minutes. Ironic I know but 60 minutes was the first new's show to show that you could make a profit from a TV new's. Prior to this the new's was something that came on once a day/week for a half hour and was considered more of a public service then something you could make money with. (I found this out in my advanced poli sci class),"Hmmm... I never thought of that because old ppl reporting stories in a serious tone = news integrity But you make a valid point, thinking back, it was more about selling the drama of the story above anything else.... I guess I was just memorized by the ticking clock" +lucian?,Save that for when TSM wins worlds +What things are sexist against men but not women?,Men can't be the victim of sexism because of The Patriarchy^^^TM +Private Matchmaking Megathread Find the appropriate category below and post to find a match!,4v4 +"Well that escalated quickly. What next, drawing blood?",Just rinse your cardiovascular system with peroxide.... +Actually at the end it looks like the skateboard is fine,actually +Are you telling me I should trust objective sources and not three right-wing publications with obvious axes to grind?,It's just crazy enough to work! +yeah very much used to people slagging us off,Typical fucking deluded Geordies thinking everyone hates them +"I've had to explain to a different user how this chalks down to bad QC, and yet the guy keeps saying yeah, Samsung intentionally designs faulty batteries. I can't even...",you act like theres much difference between those two scenarios +Mad tape measure skills,So this is why it always takes contractors 10x longer than their original estimate +And even with the proof people still try to ignore it.,But Trump and his Russian Oligarchs! +"I don't get it, why do you love it?",Those trees must have been blowing around pretty hard and the lens stabilized them. +if a naked noot can get 69.9 million likes let's see how many likes god can get,Upnooted +TIL pop = meth,"Yeah, that's exactly what stated." +"I read the other comments too. Nothing like a guy telling women that we're wrong to be afraid when we're alone in the dark. Thanks, that helps a bunch!",All men matter! +A little context for Oakey's current obsession with religious freedom.,"Well now, if only all these straight people would stop having all these gay babies, we could straighten this world out once and for all" +"Jorah is as un book like as they get. In the book he's a hairy ugly bear. Show Jorah is just too god damned handsome, guy has me questioning my heterosexuality",I mean you are a septon.... +"Yeah I remember an interview with Carpenter where he attributed 2's writing/plot to late nights with too much Budweiser. You can definitely tell 2 is responding to the demand for more gore in the horror genre, something the original barely had at all. I always thought Halloween 4 was one of the best sequels, would have been cool to see what Carpenter would have done with it.","If I remember correctly, he wanted to do a psychological horror about how the town of Haddonfield was dealing with the tragedy of Michael Myers." +Maybe they have an open marriage. And don't want to publicize it to their relatives and coworkers.,Which is why having a profile on Tinder is a great idea. +"He definitely is, SI on some shit. He's the butt of a lot of jokes but he's going to have a big role on the Mavs. I don't think he'll ever be the star everyone thought he was going to be back when he was still in HS in Iowa but he's going to be a very solid player for a long time.",Barnes ain't shit without Doug confirmed +71 seconds of one-legged jumpers from Dirk before he misses,He's obviously trying to kick the other player +because their ranking system is complete garbage,Apparently as are the players... should be renamed garbage of the storm +It's more central then Orlando,But it's central Florida! +I'm an avowed racist. I don't think you idiots even have the capacity to understand how counterproductive your actions are but calling people *racist* when they're not is the most surefire way to push them to eventually adopt actual racist viewpoints. Keep at it :\^),Yeah but then we're technically right. +"In theory that works, in reality it will translate into so... you have money, you should give me some.","I am not close to my family, but if that was their response I would have a few choice 4 letter words and quickly end that conversation and relationship if pressed further." +What emoji/emojis describe your life best?,All of them because I have cancer. +Winnipeg,Winnipeg meetup when? +Bigger WTF here is the need to disclose gender for a cell phone. Why?,"For marketing, how else would they know who wants to hear about pink accessories?" +What new technologies will be the next best thing since smartphones?,Sliced bread. +Have the revive icon automatically pup up on fallen soldiers and get rid of the ability to opt out of revive (people think of they opt out they spawn faster but they dont). On conquest deaths need to result in a lost ticket. This is another incentive to get revives. The guns are fine for the medic. They don't need to be killing machines because they are a support player. But for the love of God make it easier to see who needs revives and don't let them opt out. Many medics didn't even carry the syringe because it was useless trying to revive people.,I loved running through buildings with a skull over them frantically injecting my syringe into corpses with no fucking idea if it was the guy who was dead or not. +Deus Ex: Mankind Divided - DX12 Tested on RX 480 and GTX 1060/1070,"Clearly a biased review, sponsored by AMD." +That ALG vs LG game 5 was intense,"yea man, good series.. of course I missed GM3 but they were saying it was a blow out so I guess I didnt miss much" +Why is it wrong to kill bad people?,It's not we do it all the time but then cops get in trouble for it. +Nobody saw Rooney. That was the problem.,Once again he was truly Invisible in a match +"The Navy plans to arm its destroyers and other ships with high-tech, low-cost ship-board laser weapons engineered to quickly incinerate enemy drones, small boats, aircraft, ships and missiles, service officials told Scout Warrior.",Can't wait to use these in the 4 or 5 desert conflicts we are so invested in. +Cheers to all of us who are now double fucked and will be behind 2 legendaries to luckers.,That's what you get for not multiboxing five of your class and maining the lucky one that got the legendary drop. +"if this is water, how come it's not frozen?",Because it's extreme water +He only plays legacy. What else do you expect from a person doing something so impressive?,Delver 4 Lyfe! +It'll be worth it to get rid of the illegals and terrorists.,You forgot your +"No, gross.","just a kind stranger offering you a drink and you decline it, how rude..." +"Say what you will about Vince McMahon, he knows how to dress","It's just a sweat suit, he was just trying to hit the weight class for CWC" +I'd really like to know your logic behind that comment.,"What grown women are cute babies are hot, its basic logic" +"Group D prediction , TSM undefeated hype train in group D!","-Check's recent post history- Yup, okay your post makes more sense now." +I look forward to seeing our new Korean overlords.,All aboard the Korean hype train! +"So, how long until those plants and trees create large cracks throughout the building?","They would be isolated in their own planter boxes, which wouldn't allow the roots to penetrate into the structure, so never would be my guess." +WW was not the typical slutty protagonist. Tell your coworker to stop being such a prude.,"Darn warrior princesses going around, fighting the good fight for centuries, teasing us mere mortals." +"Don't mind me, just doing some bomb disposal...",A note7? +I think McCain tried to use it too in 08,Well obviously Obama couldn't have used it. +Banks Now Pose Larger Systemic Risk to Economy Than in 2008,"But we don't need glass steagle, right?" +Kalos is actually greek for beauty(Or was it latin?),"Greece, France, whatever, these Europeans all look the same." +"How do I persuade my parents to drive me to melee tournaments? Sup guys, I'm 13 and I really like melee and want be able to compete in tournaments. I only have 1 friend to play with and I just bop him all day which gets boring after a while. All my other friends play like overwatch and stuff but I'm just trying to play some melee. Only tournaments nearby me are like at least an hour away. I finally managed to get my parents to take me to the closest tournament and they were not happy with what they saw. The tournament was in a really small place, looked like a basement but it wasn't. There were 40 dudes, all of which were in their 20s or older, all clumped together in one little space. I was definitely the youngest there by a long shot and my parents came to watch over me. My parents were pretty much silent the whole time, just sitting in the corner waiting for me to be done. On the way back home my parents had a long speech with me about how I should never go back to these tournaments ever again, saying that it's just filled with a bunch of sweaty, fat nerds who have nothing better to do than sit in a basement and play melee. Even though I told them I had fun there, they still said I shouldn't be hanging around them and I should be with kids my own age not 20 year olds. Now I'm just so sad cuz melee is definitely my favorite game ever but I can't do anything with it cuz there's no online, I can't go to tournaments, and no one at my middle school likes melee except for my 1 friend. I already tried netplay, my internet sucks too much for it. It sucks cuz that tournament was so much fun and I actually did ok, I got 9th out of 40 and that was my first time ever competing. What can I do to persuade my parents to drive me to tournaments? It doesn't help that they're all at least an hour away, maybe if they were like 10 min away my parents wouldn't have been so mad :(",Tell them it's a good way to prevent you from doing drugs and getting involved in gang violence. +Genderqueer/fluid Dom trying to figure out how to have my submissive address me,Alpha +I swear to the lord if anyone says thicc,she thicc tho +"Follow the law? Adam is *above* the law, dontchya know!? These charges are just fake things made up by MTV.",MTV *must* be paying South Dakota law enforcement to make Adam look bad...I knew it. +U,T +What's something that took you way too long to realize?,You can right-click the taskbar to open the task manager instead of using Ctrl+Alt+Del. +Where there are humans there will be drama. Such is the nature of different personalities coming together,"And where it is all women, there will be more drama" +I am female lol.,Well you need some balls +"Yeah, unbiased sources like the Communist News Network and CBS? Clearly those news networks are fair and unbiased, right?",Yeah clearly that's what I meant +"Paranoia is literally the best named ability in League It just fits everything so well. What it does and how it effects people is just so perfectly described with the one word. Your toplane pinging for help? Botlane being pushed to all hell? Midlane in a losing fight? ***R*** All of those problems are now solved, with the help of your enemy laner's ego and insurmountable anxiety!",Thresh's Death Sentence is quite fitting as well... +Classy Neo (By Yurax Mae),tbh it looks like she is wearing an swimsuit under an too short jeans. +"Chicago drug dealer had customers lined up around the corner, feds say",True entrepreneur +It's almost like it's impossible to know ownership of every tract of land in the county.,"It's not like the police have the resources to find out land ownership before accusing the civilians, right?" +"I'm not, my username is GeekinGlasses, the Channel is GeeksinGlasses. They are different.",what a coincidence that your usernames are so similar. +Remember when her surrogate said some people were only voting for Obama because he's black?,But it wasn't her! +If you don't know you're not the right person for this conversation,"Wow, with a explanation like that someone should definitely sue them for every cent they have." +"yes, because staring at a black screen is fun!",You for got the +Has Xur mentioned anything about our Super Space Aids?,He was just at my desk drinking coffee and didn't mention it. +That's not what that means. It means we really love and appreciate the Obama's,nuh uh +"I'm at church, so it's just hypothetical to me.","God just ruins everything, doesn't he?" +I'll . . . get right on it?,Thanks! +Jay Ajayi is No. 6 in the NFL in rushing with 535 yards. Only 84 attempts is 53 fewer than leader.,Adam Gase: The Running-Back Whisperer +Russian Kid playing the accordion while his sister is lost in dance,Wow white people have no culture. +Beautiful framed mirror i got today!!,"Nice frame, but I think you should replace the painting." +"I posted there too, but was hoping for some San Diego specific info.",Because that bit of soil you have there makes it San Diego specific.... +2018: Google Maps now interfaces directly with Local Law enforce and Android Pay/Apple Pay when speeding your fine with be automatically charged to your preferred card. Have a nice day,In the future when insurance companies ask (and eventually lobby for a law to require) you hand over your google travel data so they can constantly adjust your car insurance based on your driving habits. +"I love how the pleb at the top has to make the stupid comment Liverto xD Like anyone has a choice on what succeeds and what fails. Probably a YOLO enchant, Bottom line is this thing will hit like a truck compared to a kzarka. Ignorance is bliss.","Its not gold, it gotta suck." +Johnson and Stein fail to make cut for first presidential debate,oh jeeze this is as shocking as it will be when trump beats hillary. +"Welcome to 2016, where saying racism sexism and homophobia is deplorable is a considered a taboo thing.","but, but, but Hillary said she won't change her positions or use a time travel machine to go back and reverse history so her positions are customized to my own worldview... hence I will sulk and disengage until someone wholly convinces me I should act in my own interests... that'll teach 'em." +A headphone jack would take up more space than that. It would go partly into the Taptic Engine too. Not to mention the stuff under them vent.,They should have made the bezel even bigger to fit all that stuff in. +Did you just assume the individuals gender?,Trigger Warning. +Hahaha! That's hilarious,"I have to admit, I was pretty fucking proud of that." +"Wow, so that Obama birther theory isn't so crazy after all. It had only been a state for like a week before he was born.",Your a racist and a sexist and i hope your happy voting in hitler. +AAP govt indicted for misusing public funds on ads,"Election Commission, Congress and BJP are out to get AAP, Modiji is a Psychopath!" +". Divorced House-Goddess. I Need Money - You Think I Can Start A Porn Career, At My Age?...",I need an audition tape to evaluate +"Sigh , did it hurt when your grandpa was touching you eh ?",yeah you're actually just a complete fucking retard +They discover a new bug... you'll never like it.,Given how they have fixed issues in the past I guess one would say it's time to say Goodbye to the appraisal system. +"Thanks man, I appreciate it!",I appreciate you sending a whole bunch of samples and then full sized balms of your range to me in Australia..and agreeing to pack them in bubble wrap ;) +They can't they already got Froggen and KFO..,so kick kfo +"What is a good site to find graphic designers? Need help finding a graphic designer for my clothing brand, I need someone who does edgy minimalist designs, can you guys recommend someone, or is there a good site I can use?",Fiverr +Eternally being pregnant is even worse in my opinion than rasing kids eternally. I hate being pregnant.,"You mean you don't want to be an eternal womb, spouse to an infinite sperm fountain?" +"yes, but they don't call you un-american.",Might as well be though +Exxon Is Being Investigated for Suspicious Accounting Practices,A strongly worded letter will surely follow if they are found guilty +"A less United Kingdom spotted in Madrid, Spain.","Is that German Empire flag there, in front of Britain(minus Northern Ireland)?" +Argentina: buscando exportar el modelo de los Derechos Humanos,Por fin van a entrar dolares! +"Pearl, you said you could pay your debt. You lied. You are now late on your first payment by a week. We have sent you three notices, but as those are so far ineffective I'm having this posted on the Reddit so the public can take note before we do any more actions. This will be your last warning before we take you to court. Should you not show for that, I will be forced to send out a repossession technician. Please don't let it come to that. With interest and late fees you now owe 42.25 AmCred or equivalent. Signed; Anabel H June CEO and Owner of Junetics.",[... How much does she owe you?] +Play Dota 2. League is owned directly by the red army and sadly it makes you a supporter of human rights violations to play that game. You should question your own humanity. Your SP4 is trying to warn you.,I hope you dropped this: +Masterrace'd minecraft,Mfw PS4 only gets 60fps +"I'm a vet, and I can't fight for shit.","They meant military, not animals" +"Just cause I'm a douche, I feel required to tell you we actually killed the divisions when we still had 12 teams. It was not related to the addition of A&M and mizzou","Damn you and your inconvenient facts, douche!" +Breitbart official Instagram account liked this photo. That's Trump's campaign chief.,To be fair he's not the cheif at brietbart anymore +"No, it doesn't.",Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. +"So, How dead is my laptop?",just put it in the oven. +My Eris fit with a fed navy 100mm plate,confirmed useful module +"I went to Yellowstone last month, here's an album of all the tourists' hats that blew into the springs",Chinese tourists 100% +"Not to mention Black Beasts surge in popularity. I love watching Derrick Lewis and still think he can be a contender in the heavyweight division with the right coaching. And what is Alistair Overeem with his large fanbase? And Jon jones still has people sticking up for him and rooting for him, and I'm a huge DC fanboy... This bitch I swear",Alistair Overeem is half white so obviously that's the only reason people root for him. +"So, its my fault that i bounced a maus shell?",Obviously you were using armor hacks. +This is why I can't ever stay subbed here long. I didn't personally like a creative decision that many others liked? FUCK BIOWARE. I always forget that the Fallout 4 wasn't the worst about this.,Because BioWare writers never are inconsistent in how they characterize people and ideas +"Haha this sub can be so negative sometimes. Come on guys, it's a nice idea and I think it was quite cool! Cheer up you old farts :)","Yeah, lets replace the beautiful Singapore skyline with a rolex ad, that will look cool" +They're not terrorists?,"Sorry, I dropped this." +Hamilton Post Quali Interview - 2016 Singapore GP,RIP Lewis' room today +"Mika, he's seems to be the simplest person, straightforward and honest to the outside world, but very knowledgeable and determined in a very complicated sport. Has a good sense of humor, and he knows how to use his few words, in a funny or serious context. Great guy all around",&gt;knows how to use his words &gt;the michael +"After Texas high school builds $60-million stadium, rival district plans one for nearly $70 million",Such a good use of money +nitr0 should change his name to nitr0gen,NA jokes LUL +Saban to ND State confirmed,After FSU's showing today I'd like to see Jimbo go turn that program around +"Sleep disorders. I don't know why people think its cool or edgy to be an insomniac, there's nothing fun about it.","What, you don't think sleep deprivation-induced hallucinations are fun?" +"hey, now is working, gj :D young men/lady/bot thx.",Did you just assume my age? +That's how you get Seth Rich'd! :/,"Seth Rich died in a botched robbery, stop spreading conspiracies against my abuela!" +"This USA team looks lazy, unmotivated, and poorly coached.",Classic Torts +Confirmed: Pepe is a white nationalist icon.,And here I thought sad frog was an alt+right logo. +hey numnuts if you arent gonna proofread your shit youre gonna have a bad time,This guy gets it +too bad Volke negates the existance of Sothe.,"Oh sorry, I forgot we didn't include Radiant Dawn in this" +The Doppelganger,"Well bang, ok?" +"You'll appreciate a good mixologist when you get a shitty tasting drink from a bad one, or maybe you've never been to a place that serves good drinks.",Agreed - there are some great places like Drink in Boston where you tell the waitstaff or bartender what types of liquors/flavors you like and they bring a drink - usually something you haven't heard of before. +And I'm guessing you want to see Trump's speech transcripts as well?,"Sure, why not?" +"So, I decided to fire up the good ol' Rainbow Six 3 today. Does that feel as good to everyone as it does for me? Forever in love with this game...",Rainbow sixty-three? +Who is they tiny minority? The religious right is a major political force in US. They are also a major political force in Israel. And they are ready to do anything to fulfill the End Times prophecy.,"Well why wouldn't you, when paradise awaits?" +Maybe BLM needs to stop trying to represent all black people if they don't want to spawn more racism,"You're right, and the only answer is to lump all black people together and hate them all" +So wait. Why is my rx200s a terrible mod?,Because it isn't perfect in every conceivable way +"I've read this 3-4 times and it reads like a script. Real character development. If this was a movie, I'd totally watch it. Sadly, I think it's a troll.","Yes, I'm very sad this might not have happened." +What has happened to you that you can never forgive?,My ex got drunk and beat the shit out of me in front of our youngest son +"You're allowed the final Google search ever, what do you search?",What is two girls one cup? +And at a solid 60+ FPS,30 for those console peasants of course +Sure,How snide... +"Blake Griffin to star in The 5th Quarter, a comedy mockumentary starring Griffin, KAT, Chandler Parsons, and some elementary school kids",uh and Gary Harris? +Sick Ana vs Roadhog 1v1,As your team dies in the background +Thanks for that information,Definitely the kind of guy I'd like to play with. +Peter Dutton concedes offshore detention contract handling mistakes made.,its all labour's fault of course +NSFW? also...... wtf?,She should def be scared of holes after that. +"I am much more concerned about the effects on California itself. How do we divide (or what do we do with) the UC system, the greatest public university system in the world? No doubt this would change immensely, and likely not for the better. How do we divide the judiciary up? California's judiciary is one of the largest judiciaries in the world (larger than the entire federal judiciary, at the very least, although I have seen different claims about who has the largest judiciary worldwide). There are so many logistical and administrative problems that make whatever national political changes it could have not worth it, even if one would prefer those national political changes. One caveat would be that dividing the Ninth Circuit (a topic on here recently) might actually become feasible at that point. I am also skeptical about dividing into 9 separate states. The Six Californias plan or the idea of bisecting the state (into a Nor-Cal and a So-Cal, sort of) seem to be the most popular, to the extent they are popular at all. Almost every legal scholar I have consulted on the idea thinks it would be terrible for an array of reasons (not necessarily partisan or political reasons).",I would be down for all the coastal areas seceding from the inland and rural areas and form our very own Coastal Republic. +"The dogs poops are runny, just runny. They lack form and consistency. Sad! My poops are strong and firm and big. Some people, some very smart people, say I have the biggest shits. Just the biggest.",Mainly because they come out of your mouth? +So who else contemplates if they should go out every Friday and Saturday and then never does? This fucking sucks.,I have no people to go out with +You can play Halo: Online on virtually ANY pc.,Downloading to my iBook G3 right now... +"State of emergency declared after crucial oil pipeline leaks 250,000 gallons in Alabama",Pipelines are totally safe though guys. +"I make niggaz eat dirt and fart dust Then give you a eighty dollar gift certificate to Pussies 'R Us I eat the whole pie, and leave nuthin but the crust So you can feel what it's like, with instinct but no guts",At least *you're* on time. +Got pepper sprayed today. FUCK my face. Never again.,I think this should be an annual qualification test for Police agencies everywhere to cut down on Police brutality. +What does air taste like?,"Water, obviously" +"I keep reading right to left even with comics -_- Anyway, really diggin the character design and little details like diglets hole still being there.",FILTHY WEEABOO +mfw people reply like I was serious,you dropped your +"The guy i know that did 2 DUIs in his early 20s ended up in jail. I guess not a felony conviction, but still, maybe 6 months in jail. Overprotective parents can fix this kind of consequences.",Yeah it might cause them irreparable harm. +I don't think many russian people and others around there have the money to afford to play this game Isn't that why they play dota?,Yeah apparently Russia is such a shithole that they can't afford to play a free to play game +"Nope, 100% a jew nose. No doubt, I'm an expert.","what are you, a fucking jew?" +Fucking White male shoots peaceful muslim stabbing 8 people!,"I'm sure he triggered him with his white male Christianness, how could he not stab people after that?" +"If satan sat down next to you on a bus and you could ask only one question, what would it be?","If God offered you forgiveness and the chance to go back, would you take it?" +"My babies shot me down (Shilka, Gepard, Vads, 88 truck, Falcon)",Not overpowered at all +"Men of reddit, if you could mix any two animals together and keep it as a pet, what two animals when combined would make your perfect companion?",centipede and snake +"12 team 1 ppr Yeldon, foster, or Travis Benjamin","Wuth Ivory being out again, I think Yeldon is a must start, especially in PPR" +"Odd how he had 8 years to do something about it, but now only Hillary can save us. What a joke.","Yes, because he had such a cooperative Congress and nothing else to address over the past eight years ..." +I'm looking for a brand with really comfortable jeans. I really like slim fit and boyfriend jeans. Zara is one of my favorite but they don't have any styles I'm interested in online currently.,I find Levis to be very comfy. +Anyone else keep getting Contacting Destiny Servers? So annoying.,ITS THE TECHNONITES! +This should be a thing for caviera and shield operators imo.,"I agree, Caveira and Shield Operators have went too long without a gun" +reverse profiling?,Just classic profiling. +"Singapore to be known as SGP, instead of SIN, at sporting events",We are saved and no longer SINners +What goal do you hope to accomplish by the end of the year?,Find a job and move in with my partner +Boot em out if they don't like it,Because every single Muslim is an immigrant +How not to finish borders,"Just as bad as the US American border with Mexico, amirite?" +And he didn't report it for sexualizing crackers? We should be able to report other reports.,"But its always the crackers sexualizing and objectifying the cheese, it's never the other way around" +Should be a fumble. Honestly the receiver had pretty clear both hands on the ball and possession.,He only took 3 steps though. +Islamic State supporter behind Minnesota stabbings,Obviously if we had just banned assualy knives this would have never happened +The Italian Shower?,Cologne is in Germany dumbass +What if you did this on a strike to have a infinite tether on the bosses? We need to know.,"Raid is now broken, nice job, Wrath of the Machine delayed into the next DLC" +The MCU has no ramifications,Yeah but Captain America didn't die in his second film so your argument is invalid. +May Kek watch over you.,kek (pbuh) be prasied. +Crawfish babies,Is your index fingernail split? +"Same! My doctor recommended I literally just use water because I have super dry skin and SLS, the main ingredient in soaps and shower gels, makes me itch like crazy afterwards. I've got an SLS-free emollient that works wonders though, if you need any recommendations. It's called hydromol and you can get it on prescription in the UK at least. It's cut down on the dryness loads more than trying to scrub it away with exfoliation.","Thanks, fortunately my current regime is working fine and has been for some time, although I have had my fair share of emollients and salves from the doctors, not treating my skin like a pan shitty pan with burnt on scrambled egg seems to be doing the trick!" +Bullshit.,Xenophobe! +"I cannot stand this shit. The game is not that good anymore and he's a father, he should set a decent example to his kids. Not to say he shouldn't handle his business but all this social media shit is crazy. I think Meek would body The game in a rap battle. The game is washed up a bit now and Is too old to be doing all this. Idk just my opinion",I don't even like him like that but Jayceon Taylor is far from washed up. +"Sunday 18th September Daily Contract - Earn 10,000 Score. Step 1: Check the screen. Step 2: Go to work. Step 3: Profit. --- Can't imagine there'll be too much fuss over this one. Obviously we all wish there was a better Contract up for grabs but at the end of the day it's 10 free Keys. Sure we all know the score (pun intended).",As a low spm player these score based contracts are un acceptable +"Official Game Thread: Indianapolis Colts (2-4) - Tennessee Titans (3-3) Game Time: 1:00pm EST (There was no game thread, i hope this is fine)",Fuck this. +I can't believe people are discouraging the release of this information. It's important information. Yes let's get the kids name. Let's learn if he had any connections. Let's find out if he took any trips to Saudi. Let's investigate which mosque this guy might've gone to. Let's NOT just ignore it.,"The general population is not an investigative conglomerate Okay, the general population *outside of reddit* is not an investigative conglomerate" +"I heard OP declined because there was no delay on the stream, can you confirm that ? Because if there were no delays, then cheating is very much possible and going through that process may be stressful.",I can confirm- see my post above. +"Did you do any of the following: - Change what you eat for breakfast, lunch, dinner, snacks? - Start wearing clothes of a certain color? - Make a new friend? Get rid of an old one? - Set an alarm for a certain time of day? - Get a new haircut? - Take a different way to work/class? - Change your apartment/dorm room in anyway? - Did a certain stock go up or down? - Was there a weather pattern near Burma? Or England? - Did certain animals become extinct during this period? There's a very large number of things that are correlated. In the vast universe of correlations, causes are a distinct minority.","sorry, I forgot this:" +"Does Dora and Tai's Relationship Make Sense? That's always seemed like an unusual pairing to me. Dora's an older, super uptight control freak, and Tai's the unambitious, pothead boss of her ex. Even though Tai is always unfront with her feelings, and keeps things very direct and simple, it stills seems a little weird to me. Their interests, personalities, and goals don't seem to match up at all.",boss of her ex Well doesn't that explain everything right there? +This pun should not go unrecognised,Poor people won't get this +Implying her supporters aren't on welfare.,Sorry I forgot the +Awesome. Where can I get those?,"They're easier to get ahold of than books, so practically anywhere" +What are you talking about? Every one of them is bordering on the limits of what is physically possible to gain without anabolic steroids. Good lord.,I hope that's a +"Hillary Clinton is falling apart, physically. She is extremely ill and not fit to be president.",Cool then I'm voting for Kaine over trump and pence since I wouldn't even trust trump/pence to govern an Arbys let alone a whole nation +"Happens less with allies at least, because they seem to have giant hitboxes. The bane of my existence when everyone keeps jumping in front of me while I try to keep the Reinhardt that just charged alive...",worst is trying to ulti the rein and someone just jumps into your crosshair and suddenly you ult the mercy +"It is normal. It happens to everyone when you are doing something routinely, driving your usual commute route being just one example of it. For the most part you are actually paying attention as much as it is needed, but if nothing out of the ordinary happens what happens is really your brain deciding that it has more than enough memories of you doing that particular thing and it does not need yet another so it just does not 'save' the data. You will notice that if something happens that changes your routine you will remember it.",Like when I leave the bathroom and think to myself.... shit did I flush? +Ohhh you :),What I am generally curious its not as if I have any idea whats going on +On this Day: First state house opened in Miramar,The day Freedom died. +"You could assume that, but you'd probably be wrong. They let you do it because you're a star. Not they let you do it because they want it to be done.","Well ya, but depending on the person, those two could both be true." +Did you end up disputing? I bought 2 in July and haven't received anything or heard from their support,"No I didn't because I got the mouse, it was just trash." +Mountain finder device on a Swiss direction sign. A masterpiece of inventiveness.,draw loads of tiny dickbutts on clear cellophane and tape them over the ends of each tube. +What's funny about it? It's just supposed to indicate there's a matchmaking system based on how you're doing.,With all the outcry on RNG before the nerfs (and probably after) it's a bit funny to reflect on the ladder system +Obama is the cause for the Manhattan explosion,"Guys, I thought we had agreed by know that Obama is an African born Muslim communist that kills christian babies every day." +Dhang you merchant you are druly my greadest ally :DDDDDD,"gas the giges, race war now :DDD" +and if you believe that you get a cookie from israel.,Don't you hate it when Israel tries to make the Nazis look bad? +"Reading that thread, you'd think Muslims were responsible for two world wars that killed more people than any previous conflict in all of history, combined. Two world wars that saw the worst aspects of humanity; human experimentation, mass rape, mass bombings, biochemical warfare, nuclear weapons, genocide, and ethnic cleansing. But, no, that was largely white Christians.","But Japan did some fucked up things too, that means white Christians aren't any worse than anyone else and we can't blame anyone for anything!" +"Starbucks, Apple, McDonald's is anyone in Europe paying taxes?",The small local companies are... +"I (25) am an ex stripper. I'm not sure if I should tell my new boyfriend (32M) and risk a promising future! Hi guys. Long time lurker etc etc So I am 25 but back when I was 19 I started stripping. Why? I have no sob story - no compelling reason at all really. Some minor abuse in my childhood but no daddy issues etc. I was just a normal teen. I live in Australia so university was free and I could've easily gotten a normal job but I was attractive and young and lazy. I took an easy $1500 a night to take my clothes off instead. Note: in the city in Australia I was in was legal and rules are full nude lap dances. No mouth contact anywhere on my body or touching where a thong would go (butt crack and genitals). There were nights when things got out of hand that I do regret and I have seen a therapist since but never did sexual favour for money. Although I did do stuff with my (female) friend who was also a stripper which maybe counts (?) i'm not sure if this goes into sex work. I blocked a lot out so I don't like to think about it a lot. SO. I ended a long term relationship and was lucky enough to meet a new guy about 6 months after. He is great. He's been very honest and open with me and never given me any opportunity to doubt his commitment. Do I owe it to this guy to tell him? I don't feel like I owe him anything regarding my past BUT I know it is a big deal to some guys any possibly a deal breaker. I risk him walking away which scares me because I do care a lot about him for only a few months. I am extremely loyal and I hate lying so I do feel guilty. I regards to finding out the only people who know are: my best friends (4), my ex, a few hundred strangers who could possibly (?!) remember my face 5 years later (although I drove 1 hour away to work) it's never come up otherwise or. No one recognised and outted me I haven't had to deal with this previously because my last ex (3 years) I met while dancing and I quit when I met him. It was never an issue. Tl;dr - I was a stripper. Should I mention it?? Is it a deal breaker? Could he find out?","Personally, I would be a lot more upset if an SO witheld this from me than by the fact that she used to be a sex worker or stripper." +"ok, whatever. you guys in this subreddit are too far up your own asses to understand this isn't a case of terrorist vs CCW. This is off-duty police officer vs. terrorist.",Really good argument. +"Why... Why is every middle eastern shop guy always on the phone? I lived in SF/Oakland for a few years, almost every corner store is run by a middle eastern guy. I've never been in one when they weren't on the phone.","It takes a long time to funnel your money into al queda... What do you think, they can use western Union?" +The dutch commentary is really horrible. Wish we had Sierd de Vos for fun.,We don't even *have* Norwegian commentators in the game. +for me still looks like half down syndrome.,Well it IS Jimmy Kimmel... +Correction: Taxation with or without representation is theft. Or more simply: taxation is theft.,This man gets it. +Yeah but will it be a (((real))) press conference?,"Only if she is wearing red, it lasts for 2 hours, and has an updated health report from the last 24 hours." +Subaru's Squad,"Absolutely terrible, Felix actually looks boyish here." +BREAKING: New York governor now says it looks like Manhattan bombing could be act of terrorism with foreign connection.,You don't say? +"For sale, or trade: Jets Heritage Classic - XL",Trade you a Dustin Byfuglien Home jersey size small that I've never worn. +For anyone curious. 11=Larry Fitzgerald 12=John Brown 13=Jaron Brown 14=JJ Nelson 15=Michael Floyd,"IIRC, Brittan Golden is 10, and Jaxon Shipley wore 16." +Arabs are Caucasians with a dysfunctional culture.,"Oh, in that case it's alright to discriminate against an entire subset of people based on their Arabic name." +"I mean, if you can't see how obvious it is that the coaches have been telling the players to play possum for 3 games so that we can unleash on the gators I don't know what to tell ya.",You forgot the +"Not on your life my.. oh wait, I forgot to account for thermal expansion of hundreds of miles of interconnected tube that has to maintain a near vacuum..","What are you talking about, the pod in the tube is going over 400 mph, at that speed it will automatically cool the tube so there isn't a problem." +What is really interesting is they trashed the wife and kids stuff! Did they damage any of the grown ass man's possessions? Or were those items untouched?,I was told all that happened to his stuff is it was tossed in the floor (clothing). +You summarized this train wreck perfectly,But she's living her dream! +Kino Crawler and Bo3 Keepers,Just a visual Glitch +Burlington Coat Factory is cool.,Can't tell if you meant to include a +I think you do not understand what is happening in the gif.,Your explanation is thoroughly helpful. +yes we know.,no no dude this is BIG NEWS +"Yeah, especially since there have been next to no new things on sombra and basically have to wait until that percentage goes to 100% they should just put on their tin foil hats and really think about the difference between when a clue is meaningful and when it's a dud.",Yeah haha. +"they're *lore accurate* wait, shit, wrong Hi-Rez game",Do you mean Jetpack-Fighter? +Chargers 2nd rb We all know that Woodhead is out for the season with a torn acl but who is going to be his replacement? I understand Gordon will be getting the vast majority of carries but his backup could still be viable for fantasy,They should trade for Tevin Coleman or CMike +"This Is The Smallest, Most Powerful 4K Gaming PC You've Ever Seen",is that the PS4 Pro +The sky in Horizon 3 is just incredible,that's a beautiful 1280x720 jpg +"Seahawks Lose 2017 5th Round Draft Pick, More Punishment Revealed for Offseason Violations",when the leag watched how hard Pete slammed into Kearse on the sideline and said enought is enough +G2 is wildcard?,No he ment ROX and ANX +"Why is SKT's Weakness in the jungle going to cause them second place while C9 has METEOS, the weakest jungler in the group??",Because C9 has winning matchups in mid and bot I guess. +"To clarify, it's all just for fun, yes. Though other mods like Squidnow and Frodo may be doing some sort of ARG out of it.","That's whatever, but I just don't want this to crash and burn, and everyone starts to hate the mods because they're salty" +Danny Woodhead Out for Year with Torn ACL,"If Rivers go down next, then maybe it's a Spanos conspiracy to get the team to suck so bad, so that he can move his team to LA..." +"Final Box-Office Numbers. Can we call it a flop, now?","Oh come on guys, its not as big of a flop as Suicide Squad is, even though Suicide Squad made 3 times as much on a slightly higher budget." +"This can't be stressed enough. Guns are always loaded! I was part of an accidental discharge indoors years ago. I went hunting with a lever action rifle really early one morning. I loaded the gun at 5 am and walked off into the woods. Around noon I called it a day, seeing nothing the whole morning. I got back to the house and unloaded the rifle, except I was pretty sure that there were 2 more rounds left in it. So i fiddled around with it for a while and ran the action around many times and gave up, deciding That maybe inwas tired and didnt load as many as i thought. Later on that day someone else picked up the gun and was looking at it. (Really nice lever action rifle). The person began running the lever repeatedly and nothing chambered or ejected. The person, feeling satisfied the gun was empty ran the action again and pulled the trigger. What should have been a click turned out to be a bang. The aftermath was a .44 magnum into the face of a TV which thankfully lodged there and didnt go into or through the wall of the house. After the initial shock of this all he ran the action 2 more times and 2 more rounds came out of the rifle. My point here is really freaky shit happens and guns malfunction and have things like this happen (rounds stuck in the tube). What saves lives in these situations are the basic safety concepts. Thankfully the person that did this was really good about always pointing the gun in a safe direction, so no injuries occurred. Always remember that gun accidents are scary and empty guns can still never be trusted. If someone is handling a gun in a way the makes you uncomfortable please let them know or remove yourself from the situation as quickly as possible.",That's why you always look down the barrel to make sure there are no bullets +Kelly: 49ers not discussing benching Gabbert for Kaepernick,Kap's only 29 years young and he's full of POTENTIAL! +Am I the only one who misses the Dark Below and House of Wolves world events? I was always a little disappointed when they patched out the Blades of Crota (makes getting a Husk so much harder these days) and the Fallen Wolves from HoW (I actually enjoyed Ether Chest farming). I wish they had implemented them into the same system they use for their regular public events so that they'd still happen but only at certain random times of the day. Thought it would help make everything feel more alive and new players wouldn't miss out on those events.,"why yes, I do firmly believe you are the only person out of millions of players that miss those events." +You're being sarcastic right?,"Yes, sorry, forgot the" +"#umpshow in Arlington...Kerwin Danley calls out Mitch Moreland on a pitch way outside, follows him for about 10 steps, and ejects him.",Well when the umps bosses can't even criticize them why should players? +"In the opinion of you guys, Spring Bonnie is male or female?",Idc I'll still fuck em +"My mind is confused right now. I see a PS1 game in front of me, but it's also two dimensional.",Yes this is the hidden FNAF ps1 game that Scott has been working on +Gives you flash cooldown?,yeah have time death runes and mobile boots so u can walk to lane faster as well as utilize ur death +This is probably the most even offer here.,Add me when you want to trade :) +I'm hesitant to pickup 2k17 until I see/hear proof of it running well on PC Has anyone got any experience with 2k17 on the PC? Does it run well? Many people online? For reference I'm running: GTX980ti i7 6700 3.6ghz 16Gb RAM SSD,"I5 4460 , GTX 1060, 8GB RAM 2560x1080 max settings =60fps" +"yep, she's selling one skor",Boooooooo +ive been handed free tickets before... only when they suck ...,I got 6 Cubs tickets offered to buy cheap by 3 different people this year... When it was about to downpour rain in 3 hours.... Thanks guys. +"Risky move. Most sf fans I know passionately hate those two for the piece of shit cashgrab they call dune novels, myself included.",None of the comments seem too critical or damning; I suspect it's moderated. +"What I don't like about modern cage matches... Was this always a thing? Opening the cage door. Kills the point of the cage to me. I feel like the point of the cage should be win in it or climb out, not this 'request to be let out' stuff. Thoughts? Should they change it and keep it locked until someone wins?",I always thought you had to do a suplex off the turnbuckle for the door to open +I'd like to see more of Hoboken,No one wants to see more of Hoboken. +The Shooting of an Unarmed Black Man in Oklahoma Dashboard camera footage shows Terence Crutcher had his hands in the air when he was fatally shot by police last week.,His hands were up in a threatening way +In contract talks Antetokounmpo expressed a willingness to take less than max to help Bucks retain talent. Took about $6M less than max.,Such a sacrifice +"This Is The Smallest, Most Powerful 4K Gaming PC You've Ever Seen",So its almost as good as Scorpio? +"Are you daft? Open your eyes, it clearly is flat.","This is why I don't believe in oxygen, do you see that anywhere?" +Makes sense. She is -1200 or some bullshit. If she fakes it hard enough she might get that line moved somewhere she can make money. That would be genius since I'll be betting the farm against her if she magically does make 140.,Yeah because she looked horrible against Leslie Smith at 140 +You can still rtl midair with a trick,Jump-casting and mid-air casting are two very different things. +As a father of two I just cannot understand the appeal of a homebirth. Both times I felt so much safer knowing we were at hospital surrounded by the right people and the right equipment.,Plus when you faint at the sight of all that blood and slime ... you know there will be trained medical staff standing right next to you to help +I skipped every vehicle with M4 in it. I just used the M18 to grind through the Shermans to get to a Bulldog.,"M46, M47 & M48 too?" +"A 6600K and a 1070 build over 2300 USD ? 34 GB, I wonder what sticks you bought to get that amount. And it is impossible for such a build to lag on Ultra. I'm running WT at 1080p with a 6100 and a 750 Ti and it never drops below 60FPS","Of course, he bought the 4gb stick and then spent $600 on that special edition 30gb he saw on eBay." +Gorillaz made an instagram account,Ugh what artist isn't copying Kanye these days +Marriage is only to have kids and give tithes to the church and then when your kids grow up they can do the same. Because God is just shit with money.,They can also work in the family farm! +I got Life Alert,"Bitch, life alert cant save you from the body stealing shang Tsung; he'll just rape your soul" +"Reddit is not very good with jokes, sarcasm, etc.",Is this sarcasm? +Bernie Sanders is likely the most popular politician in America,Shame he didn't run for president or something. +Ka kaw ka kaw!!,That's how I signal my wife from across the store...she LOVES it! +"People who pretend to be the other gender online, why?",Way to assume there are only 2 genders +Coat hanger <3 brand,The ladies will swoon for sure +Piratska internet adresa?,Nije dobio koncesiju od HAKOM-a za email. +"You don't think there's a similar movement coming? You don't think milennials aren't frustrated with having to work so many hours, more productive than generations before and their fat cat bosses pocketing all the profits?",Lol wealth inequality = great depression +Saw this gem of a graphic on FB. Anger soon followed.,Why would he when he can use it to test your faith? +"People give way too much credit to knowing all the shiny libraries and platforms and not enough to *know how to program*. If you know how to program well, and have a good sense of abstraction and learning capabilities, you can deal with new frameworks after tinkering with it for a few days. Sure, being proficient in a single one brings money, but is not sustainable in this ever-changing climate.",Stop giving away the secrets to outsiders. +"Matt Barnes on Coach Mo Cheeks during his stint in Philly: He was just a dick, man.",That's so surprising given what a sweet guy Matt Barnes is supposed to be +US companies are 'hoarding' a record $2.5 trillion in cash overseas,It should all be trickling down soon +Huawei Nova + Nova Plus review: Lean and mean | Android Central,Featuring the Nova skin and Nova Launcher? +"If you somehow set a WR on the daily, do you need a VOD to back it up? It's not like I'm going to set a WR anyway, but I was just curious about what qualifies a WR as legit or not (seeing as a single screenshot isn't enough.) I know the daily has a anti-cheat system, which is why I was wondering if you would actually need video evidence of you breaking a record in order to qualify. Thank you preemptively.",You don't need VOD because Horheristo is going to beat your record next day +the danish queen doesnt know about maelk,lol +"Also extremely talented. It's like, what can't he do!? He was a professional athlete, a courtroom sketch artist, he's a great actor and comedy actor and by the look of this GIF, he's a great dancer.",What he can't do is read a book +It's on ice,"Mine was a quote from the movie Paul, should have added quotes and" +"I Really Hope They Give Some Equity For Wii U Users I understand if the NX isn't backwards compatible, but I feel that it would be much more fair to those people who invested in the Wii U if there was someway to make recompense for those owners who bought in product that, quite frankly, didn't turn out to be the long-term investment that it was promised to be. I think that they should either: provide heavy discounts on past Wii U games for Wii U owners and/or transfer over their digital purchases for free. What do you guys think?","Yeah, just like that big fat check I received from Nintendo after getting a Virtual Boy for Christmas all those years ago." +"Tuukka is in goal for Finland's must win game today: 3pm EST, ESPN",Hope he doesn't get the shits again. +"German 380mms now useless vs new 28mm bow ends As some people were thinking the bow changes with everything tier 8-10 becoming 28mm means the 380mm german BB guns don't benefit from overmatch. I've had about 5 games in the test client so far, North callies all over the place so perfect opportunity for seeing the change, firing at the front resulted in most broadsides with a north callie nose on to a bismarck with 5-6 ricohet hits and the odd occasion 1150 overpen results. The resulting return fire? Full 8-15k damage through the front of the bismarck's Bow armour by the north callies 16inch guns and it didn't matter on the angle you approach, your either gimping your return fire by only having 4 barrels on or stopping any of the secondaries for being able to fire due to angle. So grats, it the 28mm bow armour nerf works fine with any other BBs which weld 16inch guns to fire at the enemy but you completely gimp any german BB with 380mms guns. If this change goes through its going to relegate bismarcks to 2nd line or back line firing, which means the whole turtleback and good secondaries characteristics and in turn brawling german BBs are made null and void and completely craps all over the design concept of the german tree. Its as bad as the design choice to include the izumo, which is equally shit on with this change as its only saving point was bow on and firing its guns, well good luck with that with 28mm bow armour nerfs because its going to die in a couple of broadsides through the front now. I'm a avid BB driver, some 2k+ games in them, I play hard and fast closing in and not one of those backline campers, but this change will make me either A. not bother closing within 18km of a target B. drop german BBs especially outright and have serious thoughts about doing any other BB line from now on. These changes don't promote more brutality, it makes it even more costly than before and the economy changes do jack squat diddly to reward the gameplay style WG seems to be smoking up, it makes it far worse and far less rewarding to close range and it certainly doesn't encourage BB vs BB combat anymore than now. I cannot endorse this armour changes with so many design flaws visible in it.","How about instead of going bow-on, go stern-on and snipe?" +What color are whales? It will be that color.,F2P btw. +GOROD KROVI - ACE OF SPADES (SECOND ACTIVATION),Probably just a visual glitch +That ping though. Are these normal prospect matches? Those point differentials are nuts.,"Well I'm not usually prospect, (but since this is on standard 3v3, where we don't play seriously at all, I am on this I guess) No idea how the guy on the other team got only 10 points, he was on 20 ping for the whole game so he wasn't lagging like me (I kept teleporting onto the wall) and usually I would have a much higher score, but since you know, not being able to hit the ball at all, I had 0 points" +"I asked this very question of a midwife today that said no, because the hormone level change so much you can't get pregnant in the other one later. You either become pregnant in both on the same time or in only one at a time.","And you probably wouldn't get pregnant in both as ovaries take turns to release eggs anyway, one this month and the other next month and so on." +"(Also, Megas aren't confirmed for Gen 7 yet.)","Neither are shinies, guess we'll have to boycott Nintendo" +"Why is it that everyone who likes apple has to be a fanboy who only buys things for the logo tho? Your attitude isn't very dank, partner.","because only 1337 h4x0r5 use file directories, amirite?" +Finally played well enough in a tournament to earn 3 plat packs. This was the inevitable result,At least you can sell those cards for a bunch of mgp +Some people are hell bent on believing that Hello Games have taken the money and ran off.,That's what Steve Miller would have done. +The marginal price of going to hospital vs not going is negligible. Congrats.,In the same way that if you pay for a monthly pass for transit each ride is free... I guess it would be hard to complain about an extra fee to ride the bus if each trip is free. +But he had the decency to do a shitty job of it.,how very american of him +Edmonton.,Ya facking hosers +"It's quite relaxing, especially with a beer or joint! I put on my headphones and have a solid 3-4 hours to myself!",I prefer a beer and joint while I'm getting my dick sucked in my jacuzzi while my landscaper mows the lawn. +"miatas are one of the best cars to get your feet wet with if you want to get serious about driving. you don't get it for the power, you get it to learn how to drive around corners.",I'm thinking i may get a smart car to start out with...i think i can handle the ponies +"Although, the CIA did consider dropping bombs filled with acid...",DMT chemtrails for everyone! +Get a PS4 ;),ok thanks +This is just as bad as the Leblanc's who go Tear into ROA.,"Leblanc needs the mana, her laning phase is weak..." +Club America attempting to swoop in and grab Tata Martino while in talks with Atlanta United,That dude has pro-level eyebrows. +LOG ME IN INSIDE,SAVE ME! +FFS this thread if he was a different complexion you would all call him Viera instead,"Considering xhaka is clearly a destroyer, yes" +"Dude finds lava, pisses on it","Good job Youtube for removing it, lots of nudity and sex here" +"Let's not go overboard Let me say this first. I have been a giants fan for 40+ years. I've been here a while: Simms, Joe Morris, Bavaro, McConkey, etc. But they are 2-0 and have a long way to go. A lot of sports writers are getting cocky about the Giants, stay humble. P","We go undefeated only to get beat the patriots in the super bowl, calling it now." +I don't think any Biology courses focus on vertebrates until 2nd or 3rd year unfortunately.,bwahahahahaah +"Well this might sound stupid, but it *could* help with faculty retention rates. If professors feel like the commute sucks, then a different job offer might be more appealing. At least with this, professors will have more reason to not dread parking so far away from their class. There are also probably quite a few elderly profs out there who could use the help. Idk, could be a good thing!",Idk.. I have a pretty hard time supporting anything that isn't clearly benefiting me directly. +"Sorry, currently we're recruiting based on rank requirements ):",That's rankist! +Countdown before Worlds start,"Don't let your memes be dreams OP, I believe in you" +"According to facebook, tahonews, pinoytrending and mocha. Marcos is the greatest president ever, 10 times more infrastructure than any other president plus if you hate him don't use expressways, hospitals, lrt and don't get your 13th month pay?",i believe someone left their +INB4 machismo reverso,Faltou o +On a side note... My wife and I love Blue Apron. We've been using them for a few months now for three meals a week. Most meals have been really good and only one or two we just didn't like. Couldn't be happier with the service.,"Unless you have a promo code, shut up!" +Shaking off the shackles: Argentina,El muy hijo de puta quiere que los multinacionales inviertan para llevarse todo +What is the most enjoyable exercise?,I rather enjoy the exercise of hand movements while giving a speech +Or the people who voted for him?,Well that's just ridiculous. +Kayne looks like a bum in this pic.,Le kanye only makes clothes homeless people would wear +NSFW? Really?,Idealogically sensitive Didn't you realize that it's offensive to discuss hypotheticals and show them on maps? +Pro Football Focus ranks Carson Wentz the best QB in the league,Just give him MVP already +"If you could call yourself five years ago and had 30 seconds, what would you say?",I.ll tell myself to post this question every 2 weeks for unlimited karma. +"Fun fact: If you do click a second time near certain walls, you can spit them over.",You can also eat allies over the same walls too ie if your adc is stuck in drag pit you can scoop him up from the jung by red buff +But if Ghost Rider goes to Netflix I would expect even higher quality effects and then it would be weird that he looks better sometimes,May as well not do it. +i mean really. did it have something to do with the video. in the end the left side seems to run much faster,The Human ^eye ^^can ^^^only ^^^see ^^^24fps. +Went on a dark Youtube journey through this video.,"Me too, now I know the reptilian shapeshifters did it" +Clinton stonewalling again.,Most transparent candidate in history! +Females have cooties and males don't so you could use that as an excuse for hygiene.,I thought females were cuties? +"Well, something had to be done after the British-accent-in-Revolutionary-French absurdity in AC: Unity. Details like these makes the story incredibly more immersive.",Hey they spoke the native language in Syndicate. +Are there any good movies set in Hawaii that show day-to-day type problems?,Aloha is a great movie which perfectly depicts Hawaii and typical Hawaiian day-to-day problems. +"Young WB details : PSY / Tough,Striker","Wow, that ATK is insane... I wasn't aware that there were units with more than 1500 damage (but just saw the stats from the 6* doffy and Nightmare Luffy)" +"Yep, I think you're right. Ol' Whoretex (aka Vortex, then The Bay, then Bliss, then The Bay again, now nothing). It's still owned by The Bay, I think, but not completely sure. OP - it was most recently a crappy nightclub.",Was it ever a good nightclub? +You're the best!,Around? +Hey Christopher!,Got it! +SLC punk,...but the first movie left it open for a sequel. +"These people are under/unemployed, undereducated idiots looking to blame everyone else who works hard in America, because they would rather live off of the system than make a better life for themselves.","It's definitely 100% the fault of those trump supporters and not at all the fault of the education system or the economy, that unemployed uneducated people exist." +Found this while perusing through the Ask Amy column this morning.,Well actually... +probably just some kid who stole the sticker from his high school friend and slapped it on his car,Reasonable assumption +What's your favourite rapper and why?,Little T. +Thiago goal vs Berlin (2-0),MLS defending +I know! I have multiple managers so I don't have to deal w him often but everytime I see him we get into an argument because he's an idiot. He's also told me I'm not allowed to shop at the store cause I work there and disrespects me in front of customers so he can feel special. Fuck that guy,Best Buy? +"If you were fighting in the trenches but your commanding officer made some blunder and lost the battle, I feel you have the right to be pissed at him.","Yes, because this is directly comparable to warfare." +"It was like a mixture of pity, disgust and a realization that any time you think you are having a conversation with a reasonable person on this site, they could instead be just like these ones.","The Problem of Other Reddit Minds, the philosophical problem of our times." +"Look at the bright side: Ian Eagle, Dan Fouts",You forgot the +"Not only that, but it depicts the injuries and damage inflicted on them as breaking down their magical wards and protections.","I think my favorite was how it started, [with the warrior coming in and blocking the first attack with his shield, Illidan slashing at his neck, and then the wound immediately closing thanks to the healing magic cast on him]" +Please don't help a fucking spammer account with multiple alts farm more karma.,Oh okay I didn't need that mirror anyway +Any Nas fans in here?,Rudy Gobert rocking them shades. +164.88,Do you know the actual players used though? +Clinton leads Trump by 6 points in nationwide poll,"Ah, the polls have gone from trustworthy back to skewed in favor of Clinton I see" +"Right. The Bundy clan are just patriotic Americans who hate the government, steal from other taxpaying Americans, and destroy public property. But Colin is a piece of shit because he kneels during the national anthem.",My buddy didn't die facedown in the mud for... +How would a motorcycle ban work?,spike strips +The upvote button means 'I agree' not 'this contributes to conversation'.,"If I don't agree, it obviously isn't contributing!" +And its fucking repair cost.,"A repair cost negated by butchering half if not all opposing bombers in a match and then some of the fighters still climbing to altitude I weep for R2Y2 pilots, I really do" +"I want to tell y'all a story. I am an attorney in New York City, and I used to teach criminal procedure / evidence elective classes to highschoolers in the Bronx as a pro bono project. We all know about stop and frisk, know it's probably unconstitutional, and at it is now technically a dead policy. I was teaching a class of 25 students (about 20 male, all black or Hispanic) about searches and seizures, and I wanted to use the random searches they conduct in subways as a vehicle for discussion. So I asked, have any of you been searched by a police officer in the last year in the subway? All 25 of them raised their hands. Most of them stated that they had been searched multiple times, some said dozens of times in the last year. These kids were like, 13-15 years old. I have lived in New York City for three years. I am white. I have never been searched. The two white lawyers with me have never been searched, both have lived here longer. What do you think that does to a kid, to their perception of the world, and police, and their rights and their autonomy, that at 13-15 years old, that police have patted them down and gone through their backpack on the way to school, that police do that to all their friends, that it happens on a weekly or monthly basis? How fucked is that?","What the hell do they have to lose, after all?" +"So, is Ivern good or evil? What do you think? On one hand he's the friend of the forest and he saves animals, and he appears to be a kind old tree. On the other hand, he used to be Ivern the Cruel, he may or may not kill the humans who hunt animals, and his Candy King recall is terrifying.",good or evil so like the US and Russia? +Remember when Bill Clinton kicked a child refugee out of America? Pepe Rich Farms Remembers,But Refugees are people! +Think of the care they took with his food.,Get yourself ready for some boogers and cum. +This whole room had an awesome atmosphere. Quite creepy. Why do you think it only has one leg?,Because BvS barely had any legs in The box office +"We elected Obama so racism ended in 2008, OK? So let's stop talking about racism because it doesn't exist anymore!",Also he's not a real president because he was imported from Kenya. +"they are located in Denver, CO. you know...where weed is legal, and you can get it on any street corner? im willing to bet the entire culture there, including corporate and IT culture, is to half ass everything while stoned out of your mind.","Yeah totally, definitely nothing inaccurate about this statement right here." +"Pretty much same boat here. Came back after an 8 month break (was SMFC when I stopped) and did my 2 re-placements, breaking 40 frags on both ( playing in low nova/high silver) and yet it placed me nova 1. That's not fun for anyone, so I decided just to not play on my main again. Why is it easier for me to buy a smurf and place higher than it is to have my rank readjusted?","SAME position, honestly I think I'm just gonna finally get ESEA or Cevo at this point" +WOW. Da'Vonne had us fooled to the very end!,The QUEEN of manipulation +"It's ok man, none of my Bianchis are celeste :(",That isn't true Bianchi +Your facts are straight up racist.,How the hell can we riot & burn stuff if you keep throwing facts at us? +"This does raise an important question: do people have the right to just disappear and never be seen again? While society loves to label, classify, record, document, collate and compare people, is there an obligation for people to let this happen to themselves? An estimated 2m people in the US are part of the gray economy. They do not keep or want ID cards or licenses, are paid and spend exclusively in cash, pay only sales tax, stay in places where other people's names are on the lease, etc. In the old science fiction/fantasy show Max Headroom they were called blanks. Many want nothing to do with government. They shun help, because it always comes with strings attached. As people, do they have a natural right to not play?",We need to microchip babies so they can always be traced. +"My hair is too short for that right now. Which is a shame, I kind of miss it. But long hair is a hassle in a lot of ways.","Even with short hair, just find a talented guy lol.. Soo what're you doing later ;)" +Yeah I thought we were doing the accessories thing again,Would be an odd accessory to have with a keyboard though lol +MKC: Corey Coleman broke his hand in practice today,Wentz is now future hall of famer for sure. +"So, Reddit.. How are you feeling right now?",Fucking great +"Oh my god seriously? was that you for real lmao, I've been meeting lots of redditors on diep lately And no, that was me when I joined the server I saw that auto 5 and necromancer Its just reminded me of anokuu and I just named myself that If you were aiming for the wr, sorry for being such a party pooper :p gg",Imposter of Anokuu! +What do you do when you match with a girl that is way too beautiful?,"The same way you approach other girls, just don't be desperate, girls can smell that from how ever many miles away you are." +"How to fix the armless shrug, Add 2 Backslashes after the first one.",Pretty sure you add the slashes *before* the first one. +I am okay :-),Glad you're OK. +It's because they'll be breaking the asphalt with hammers. And digging up the dirt with spoons. :),"The construction in this city is artisanal, that's why it costs more." +The best advice a contractor ever gave me was to get a detachable shower head if you have little kids. It makes bathing them so much easier. And my wife may or may not masturbate with it on occasion.,I read that as it makes beating them so much easier +CTR clogged my toilet and drank my milk straight out of the carton.,And the $6million of Soros Shills will do it again if you keep posting like this... +The United Arab Emirates is going to start taking in Syrian refugees,Way to step up UAE....just in the nick of time too! +"He did create over 1,000 moves to be fair","While the ArmBAR must be he most famous contribution, the Saskatchewan Spinning Nerve Hold should be his greatest invention..." +"Machine Creation Services is driving me crazy I have a XenApp 7.6 environment that I am in a mid-flight migration. Everything has been going well. I have moved almost all of my users over from the old environment. I have been using MCS fine for about three months. A couple of days ago the whole thing went to crap. It started with a stuck provisioning task. I found that removed it with the PS commands and checked to see if there was a Provisioning Scheme task running. There was not. Now all of my catalogs get stuck in the same place. Image Preparation Finalization Failed the only change that has been made to the environment has been windows updates on one of the master images. No changes to the VMware environment (I double checked cause I have the rights), I have plenty of space on the datastore that this is being written to and when I test the catalogs all tests come back successful. Any ideas? Thanks for any help. I don't like google on this one right now. Coming up with nothing useful.","Do you have another master image, or could you prepare one quickly, and fire up a new catalog just to see if it is an issue with your specific existing catalog, or if it is a larger issue?" +"Maybe you should try to become a manager then? Nah, just whine about it online!","Yeah, pull yourself up by your bootstraps" +I was burying a kitten that had wandered into the road and died...mama cat watched me the whole time. When I was done I sat down and told her I'm sorry your baby died and she climbed into my lap and we both cried....I had never seen a cat cry tears before.,Well she was obviously a shitty mother soooo.... +"Please, no. After what Hollywood has done to terrific Marvel and DC stories, they have no business adapting a bunch of animes to the screen. These movies would just be more shallow flicks with pointless CGI fight scenes, and they will resemble the animes in name only.","Oh come on, the live action DBZ couldn't be that bad." +Clearly they're making sure theres job security for each team's capologiest/CBA consultant.,And creating as many chances as possible for Jim Benning to look silly. +TIL Christian Bale suffered from insomnia and wandered around Rome in the dark often seeing another figure walking alone in Rome. After many weeks he approached the other figure and it was Viggo Mortensen suffering the same disorder!,Must be a nightmare being him +"What you're saying is just retarded. Come on, bro.",You forgot your +Mods pls,Why are you using a mouse on your smartphone? +TALK ABOUT HARDWARE FUCKER,"Hardware-fucker Hardware, fucker Lets go." +What perfectly true story of yours sounds like an outrageous lie?,As a boy I sat in the cockpit of an active duty SR-71 +"Basically there were a couple people that took it super seriously. They made up 90% of the posts there, and were all mods. One mod started upvoting himself with an alt (he used to be a very well known active member here) and got banned. He made a huge scene about it, started creating new alts and kept getting re-modded and finally the admins had enough of his shit and banned the entire sub. I saw him a while ago on voat but as far as I know that was the end of his reddit career.",til reddit career is a thing +Local Hotels Post 3.7 Percent Revenue Rise,"Yeah, you're not shilling at all." +Solidifies his 6 standard points every week.,This is how you win leagues boys. +Clinton Invites Chaos in Pursuit of Black Voter Turnout,Yes everyone knows African Americans can't be civilized +OPM Update #102 - 66th Punch,"I hate to be *THAT* guy, but... does anyone have a mirror that isn't Mangastream?" +So you found junk in the crawlspace and that's somehow surprising?,Sooo creepy +"Same. I put my PWO in disposable water bottles or a separate shaker, than have my post shake in another shaker. Bonus points if I have gatorade in a third bottle for intraworkout.",If you miss that anabolic window the whole workout was a waste. +"Man eating rice, China ca 1900","Holy shit, people actually smiled in the 1900's?" +"Love all these comments about the guy not reacting negatively to push their agenda, when the girls didn't react negatively either.","Gotta circlejerk about how we want our dicks groped by strangers, obviously" +Crispy Potato Stack,"Shouldn't you be mixing the olive oil and spices first before plopping in the sliced potato, so that they are evenly coated with all the spices?" +"Oh man, those were so much fun. Was it season 4 or 5 that had those enabled? I can't remember.","5, last year was the first time they brought them out." +The Sexes are Queensist?,Hilarious +"Haha, Masvidal is hard to put away, and I don't see Jake out working him. It would be a good fight though. Masvidal is lower ranked than many of the guys Jake has been fighting. He might surprise us. Plus, Jake has a good coach/gym now.",No man he actually just left Edmonds gym +'Sweetie' makes me want to throat punch.,"that's not how adults handle things, Sweaty,,, :^)" +"Where's Timmy, Kenny and Tweek? Boys' group feels very empty without them around. Especially kenny no longer feels like one of the original 4. Just one lying scene at the ending? I mean, come on.","More importantly, where's Pip?" +"U.S. Attorney General says prescription painkillers, not marijuana, are the gateway drug to heroin",Yeah but devils weed. +"Just to plays devil's advocate, because we just happened to be in their path?",path to the most unique planet in the galxy? +"But what resources do we have in any abundance that could not be easily scooped up everywhere else? I mean, we might make okay slaves, but you would still have to feed us and clean up our mess. Also, any extraterrestrial with the ability to travel around the universe at ease is not going to need slaves. Worst case scenario is that we are a curiosity that they might accidentally destroy by introducing tech or organisms we can't handle.",There are more resources than slaves. +"I laughed at this while nursing and had to deal with the unlatching, then panicked 4-week old who couldn't find the nipple that was in her mouth...",Oh the good ol barracuda reaction... my nipples love that one +"Because If video games become the new football and basketball, then humans will be less healthy",What? +It actually does get whiter than being born in Canada with brown skin and the name Rafael Edward Cruz,being born in Scotland with a name like Donald Trump? +"Forget your 4 mana 7/7s. Forget your Yogg Sarons, we're moving on to nerfing priest folks!",To be fair their 5 mana 20/20 is ridiculously OP. +Why? Fleury is better than Murray.,No man we've saw all we need last year from Murray to know he'll be a great playoff goalie after starting 50 regular games a season. +"That creep went 0-100. Also that, comma made it so awkward to read.","But he's an awkward introvert, so it's okay." +"To me, mankinds greatest evolutionary gift is our ability to work together. It really is a shame to see petty differences push us backwards.","Yea, if only those jews would stop" +"what, you think people here are going to do work or something?",Damn dole bludgers +May's Iron Lady Persona Dims as Parallels With Loser Brown Mount,Why would anyone consider Gordon Brown having been a successful Finance Minister is completely beyond me. +What literature did you replace the bible with? What did you replace Christian beliefs with?,I replaced it with scientific literature. +"Patch 3.4 Notes (Preliminary) | FINAL FANTASY XIV, The Lodestone",That sophia chocobo barding is beautiful. +Islam is a religion that prioritizes and gives great importance to science and education. The world's first higher education institutions were established in the Islamic world,Explains why middle eastern nations have so many brilliant educational institutes. +America has a presidential candidate who only knows about 100 words of English,"Hey man that seems to be enough for him to get elected, so I mean isn't that just efficiency on his part?" +"Classmates wouldn't show up to 11 year old's birthday party, so the police department showed up, along with the fire department and the mayor",and then they shot his black grandpa-in-law +Dalai Lama: Middle-Eastern refugees should aspire to return home and rebuild their countries,Dalai Lama confirmed for neo-nazi +Heroes don't kill unarmed children. Or scoop people's eyes out because they think it's funny.,"Well, they WERE bandits." +In a study to show the unreliability of self-reported data over 1% of child births are virgin births.,"Well, we know for a fact it has happened at least once..." +The idea of this emote was not to attack Supercell; I love their game. It's simply to represent the frustration when you are in-game and face an opponent with zero skills but a big wallet :P,"Exactly what Supercell wants, to make P2W players feel bad." +"I don't think stopping sales of arms to Saudi will do anything at all to the situation in that country. Aside from some very complicated, high-quality stuff like F-22 (which we don't export anyway), the Saudis can easily cover most of their needs from China and Russia - of course the quality will be shoddier and less reliable, but it will also be much cheaper. Stopping arms sale is just cutting our own hands.","Yeah, we should continue arming terrorists or else someone else might do it." +r/highqualitygifs,It's a repost. +Bill Belichick is now .500 (18-18) as Patriots Head Coach without Tom Brady as starting Quarterback Bledsoe: 5-13 Cassel: 10-5 Garappolo: 2-0 Brisset: 1-0,So Fisher would be GOAT with Brady too? +I can't believe it,He's a veteran and he's maybe a leader in the locker room... maybe he's drunk? +"The US Peace Council made a UN-sanctioned visit to assess the war in Syria. Their conclusion is that the western media is lying. It is not a civil war, but a proxy invasion by United States",Didn't everyone already know that? +What is your evidence for that? She's done far more than just acting.,Of course she has. +Freckled Girl | Rampage 2.0,Kinda reminds me of triss from the witcher +Real estate groups urge Ontario not to impose tax on foreign buyers like Vancouver,I bet the real estate groups is working towards the best interest of the local community and not their personal benefit! +What people say and what people do are two completely different things. I still don't think Paul could have won against either of them.,"You laid out some valid reasoning that really shows how right you are, so good for you sticking to your guns." +Word. I also like how Brode talks about meta constantly changing yet we're seeing same 4 classes in every tournament since the Old Gods.,Obviously the meta changes as to which Warrior deck is the most OP of the day. +I'm unsure whether this shit refers to legally recognizing same sex parents or right wing hysteria about same sex couples.,all that shit +3 HOURS?!?! #winning,"Pffft, I was gaming for 3.5 hours straight, what an amateur Just in case" +"LF1M WOTM HM at Vosik 2. 390+ Post psn, class and light","ninjagamers 389 titan, (half way to 390) already done the raid on my hunter" +Only 22 percent plan to vote for someone who they think will drop a nuke. That is a terrifyingly high percentage!,Yeah let's stick with The Clinton strategy : sending thousands of innocent poor Americans to lay down their lives to intervene in a war where both sides hate us and we're just trying to 'help' +Guy gets his 1070 in perfect condition.,Did he try turning it off and on again? +"If that's that case, does that mean I can't dress up as Loki and Thor? ;(","Fuck you, you aren't Norse, kys shitlord" +DID I JUST WATCH A FUCKING ADVERT,But you did watch it. +Found Bronco's wheel guards for season 3,That looks far too substantial and not an ass wedge to be Broncos wheel guards. +"Destiny is the top game on Twitch right now, beating out even League.","Pffft, people still play Destiny?" +"Actually, I'd bet enthusiasts would be very happy to pay the $650 price if it had all that. But the Pixels don't. Hence, all the bitching.",I don't think the Perfect device for free would stop the bitch fest that is this sub. +I fucking hate printers.,All you need is Citrix for a perfect match! +"The winner is crowned in 3 weeks mamas! Usually they take 2 weeks before the finale, do you guys think there's only 2 episodes left? The titles of episodes 3-7 were leaked at the same time, and since then no others have been leaked....","oh boy, time to get those Detox/Katya flairs out and come up with reason why Alaska shouldn't win." +TIL the Archdiocese of Mexico City is a moron.,"TIL the Archdiocese is a person, not a a district that an Archbishop is in charge of." +"Since you're stuck with it, grab a right-angle adapter. That will lessen the problem some.","Good advice, thank you!" +Absolutely correct.,"Who cares if they make off like bandits, amirite?" +"I agree with your stance to a point, but one problem with that argument is the evidence that shows how beneficial it is to have a male and female parent to raise you; Homes without fathers/mothers tend to produce maladjusted and imbalanced kids. So maybe people are programmed more so to stick it out at least for 18 years...?",Children of stable same sex parents do just fine! +Just like Impact is considered 2nd best toplaner at worlds after good playoffs,And a world championship... +Christians *love* crying about how persecuted they are :),But Catholics aren't christians! +d1 db4,woah there buddy that is way too advanced for me you're gonna have to tone it down for a noob like me! +When will Bon Clay join? I've been waiting for years.,"I think at this point he's an honorary member of the crew at this point, kinda like Vivi." +1 mana 3/4 with wisp PogChamp,"1 mana 2 card 3/4, just like innervate and spidertank lol, we all know that combo is destroying ladder" +"On VR, skrub needs to step it up",Pc mustard rice +He did a fine job of being presidential in the last republican debate,I think this dropped off your comment +What is the most interesting story of how something got its name?,Kids named Nevaeh- it's heaven spelled backwards you know +"A MIT janitor once solved an unsolved math problem, so how do you like dem apples?","Yeah, but he was wicked smaht." +What's the best move in the game?,Fox +Adoption.,0/10 +And this is why Wasteland is a good competitive stage. Nonstandard stages really reward players that can adapt and learn.,You forgot the +"If FOW were to suddenly come back and win a bunch of tournaments with Ness, could he potentially be Top 10 again?",if he ever does come back +"Man, those police officers need to be demilitarized. Selfish acts of going into an environment where other run from. For the record, I'm a Police Officer fed up with watching hatred towards my brothers who are giving it all for those who don't. Detect my sarcasm.",I mean why the fuck would they ever need defensive gear? +Bledsoe was never even close to where Brady is today.,system qbs +You do know it doesn't matter who paid to make this picture when the shot is solely of the WF's store and the post on this site has their name in the title on the front page. This is advertising.,Can someone please tell WF that they forgot to pay me? +I've always been taught that Matthew and John (two of Jesus' disciples) wrote the two gospels which carry their name.,Peter and Paul wrote books as well. +Sorry I was unclear. Who should I transfer get into my team. I'm on a wildcard,I went with antonio. +Why would it hurt you? Just do it.,They don't call it a heart attack for nothing +Well it's a gunfree zone so you couldn't have been carrying even if you do own one,"Right, and our hispanic friend here shouldn't have been doing so either." +"I'm sitting at a meal with my friends for my birthday And wish I could leave to go get on that BXP hype, can't get a pack yak by socialising","You Pleb, bring a laptop and tether your internet or teamviewer that shit, no exp waste." +I'm sure that there's 32 matches left to play has absolutely nothing to do with that feeling.,"I actually think they're gonna go on a 32 game unbeaten streak and take back to back premier league titles, Kante was only holding them back" +"Good, I heard some of them are serial killers. (Though to be fair, I'm sure some are good people.)",Just like those Mexicans that Trump was talking about... +"My husband thinks I should share more stories like this. He likes reddit, but he thinks I should find a free private podcast server and read some of the stories. He also thinks I could do a little fantasizing as I record or live stream and play with some toys. I like his idea. If any of the readers like the idea, let me know. If you know of any sites that can host free pod casts or live stream, please forward that information to me if you would like to listen to something like that from me.","I think your husband is great with ideas, he should keep having them." +"Sure they do. If you privatize industry and allow for competition between companies, the companies that provide the best service and help their clients the most will get the most business. Why would I go to a shit company that provides a lesser service than when there's a better company offering a better service for the same price?","I'm sorry, but there is only one provider in your area, so..." +"Except for that part where most of nations were enclosed in their land and only exchanged culture via trade or war. Celts were killed by romans, romans by saxons and so on.",Ahh the good old times... +"Dead? Jesus, I was trying to find a group to run CoE last night and was getting BURIED by LFG for WotM must have ghally, must be 365LL, must have experience posts.",Must have experience day 1 of release +Well he said he wouldn't be caught dead driving that car so take it back. And that's how you become a pedestrian.,Sell the car and get him a nice pair of tennis shoes. +Most people that are into the Constitution.,"I mean of all the rights, those two are like the least cared about." +He's gorgeous now.,Racist bastard +Always a risk on this sub,Yeah bashing WWE direction and producing usually is met with fierce resistance here... especially when it comes to the commentators +What about making the fans spin faster than intended? What can that result in?,It puts strain on the fan and the parts around it +Cover of national geographic -- the new europeans,"Wow, click/buybait on journalism, it's extreamly new in this industry!" +Remember when Call of Duty was about the honor and danger of World War II? Pepperridge Farm remembers,"Damn, I didn't know COD zombies was about honour and danger of WW2" +"Day 15, Sad.",TRUE +"That's pretty overused myth. As long as you have proper intake and exhaust there won't be any difference in temperatures whatsoever, regardless of the clutter inside.","Sure it is a myth, that's why servers and blade arrays purposely use loud CFM fans to cool them off." +Me when Revelations brought nothing new to the table...,ngl he looks like will ferrell here. +Shareece Wright is good? wtf...,"Weddle aswell, shocking lol" +"i've always wondered, if some old fbi agent plays 14 yr old girls, and then some actual 14 yr old boy plans to meet up in a location, and the old fbi agent and the 14 yr old boy meet up, who's really the predator in this scenario?","The cop, he gotta find a reason to arrest the kid since he fucked up" +"25 years after killing first wife, U.S. man allegedly shoots second wife, kills 4 kids",Oh well this makes sense.... glad this guy got to get out of prison when people sit with LWOP for having a tiny bit of LSD.... yeeeah. +Queen Elizabeth,"Not only will Charles be past wanting the throne, William and George will be long gone too" +Canada confirmed to be St. Louis Rams.,They're moving to LA? +"Would not be great if Treyarch added... the character's points' icons as emblems when reaching level 1000? Instead of having a perk-a-cola emblem or elemental upgrade icon as your emblem, we could choose having any zombies' characters faces as our prestige emblem. I would like to have Weasel's face or even Misty's face as my prestige emblem.",Misty's tits +"That's my point, silly.",That's the job he wanted +Rewrite Gets Season 2 for Winter 2017!,I'm eagerly awaiting the Jun Maeda feelsfest of a season 2 +"My mom and dad, 1970s, NY State Fair portrait",which is which? +"They're not giving any details because the details will come in the press conference. This is announcement about an upcoming press conference, not a news article.",Well I guess that entirely justifies clickbait then +James Avery (the actor) passed away on the last day of 2013.,Any connection to the George Zimmerman case ? +"People just don't understand how devastating disease used to be, or how most modern medicine relies on antibiotics for surgery.","But....but Big Pharma is taking all of our money, their vaccines give our children autism, and its all a huge conspiracy!" +Snap chat usernames?,All of the snapchats are in the sidebar +businesses like stability.,"Yeah, but we need to elect Trump to send these people a message." +"What ever happened to a double tap, and then assess the situation?",That third bullet was way out of line +Ranked is so bizarre right now. I'm so used to there being 4-5 must ban champs but it just doesn't feel that way anymore. League feels super balanced right now and is a lot of fun to play.,But how can it be balanced unless we have 10+ bans per team? +The Video That BLM does not want you to see.,"After all we've done for black people in this country, they do owe us the courtesy of prioritizing their issues in a way that makes us most comfortable." +"What's the fastest, easiest way to cool ocean and air temperatures alike down? Blanket the ocean in that chopped up hair that can be treated to neutralize the carbonic acid in the ocean (decreasing water temperature and preventing the cycle from growing faster). Blanket the ocean in farmed phytoplankton (cool the temperature from the surface and allow the water to have oxygen in it again so it can stay alive and reproduce - feeds everything including us)",Nukes. +Ammo pricing and supply is why a reloading setup is high on my list of things for my new garage workshop.,"I already reload a few different calibers, but you're not gonna be reloading 22 rimfire at home." +Which makes it interesting that SC actually uses true newtonian physics where mass and weight distrinbution are taken into account.,"But Schyte is alien ships, they maybe dont know about our physics..." +Racist Mob Name,white people cant be discriminated +I'm so confused as to what this has to do with anything(and why nobody else seems confused by this post).,The football represents the patriarchy +How hard is snug then 1/8th of a turn?,"Pfft, fuck that, where's my 1/2 impact." +So they correctly called a triple barrel bluff with a mediocre hand so you label them bad?,With mediocre hand!!! +Now this is what I call cheating,Because people having good pokemon = cheating +"A lot of people may not understand, so I figured I'd shed some light. Do people who don't give a shit about watches buy them because it's a Rolex? Of course. Do the prices increase every year for basically no reason? Naturally. But on the other hand: * The brand legitimately pioneered a lot of the technology we now take for granted * They are very conservative with their designs in order to make sure their pieces are timeless * Their movements are generally more precise than any other competitor * Their movements can be serviced (in a pinch) by basically any watch repairman with a pulse since they've been around for so long.",YHe guyvsyhh hbgyyyyyy +"Wasn't expecting the ending, that was amazing!",Thank you and thanks for reading a late-ish submission. +"Overwatch needs an update. Anyone know what this update is? Basically what the title says, it takes a bit to update anything with my wifi, so anyone know what they are doing with this uodate?",S O M B R A C O N F I R M E D +yes. we need to start hiring more incompetent coaches. where do i apply?,"No we don't, we already have Torts." +Hawkins looked pretty open to me,"Nope he was covered, a seasoned qb like Kessler would have seen him wide open on a curl." +Makes me want to go to space.,Pretty much how Elon Musk motivates people to join Spacex. +Wow! This shitty fast food joint actually handed me a product that looks like what they promised! Let's all circle jerk and praise them.,Such banter in the comments. +"AT-AT Walkers, Hermann Mejia, Watercolor, 2013","Copywrite infringement, sue his ass" +This Man Got 5 Million Air Miles by gaming the system,His girlfriend is a lucky woman. +Protip: Being that guy is a choice,"Because Single is just a box in life you check, right?" +"Former McDonalds at NASA's Ames Research Center, now a satellite lab (x-post r/MildlyInteresting)",dang those budget cuts hit nasa hard +"I would purchase this, hand to God","The most brilliant pyramid scheme would be to push something that publicly declares hatred for pyramid schemes, you should do it, you could be on Oprah" +"yes and while we're talking about ridiculous abilities, can we please nerf hel's ult?","And Ullr's, while we're at it." +Rooney hasn't been good enough for United ?????,Apparently I needed to include an +And that's how you end up with no friends.,Well I have lots of friends so speaking from experience one doesn't need to go to lots of parties for that to happen. +"Out of curiosity, why would you want to do that? it can be achieved with a sidechained envelope follower which controls a compressor. for example in guitar rig 5 the envelope follower is in the modifiers and its called input level. you could sidechain that to the vocals and make it affect the treshold or ratio of a compressor. if you are not familiar with guitar rig its not only for guitar effects:)","I don't have guitar rig, but I do have max for live, thanks, will try it out." +How original. Never heard that one before...,Sorry forgot to add +"Ya, thankfully even in English (US) mode my keyboard still let's me spell colour the right way.",Sure doesn't let you spell lets correctly ;) +What about preventing the candidate who will continue to push the corporate agenda? The candidate that stole the race from Bernie? The candidate who got caught lieing multiple times this year on important issues? The candidate who ignores medical advice who puts her life at risk?,So sexist! +Why Donald Trump Should Not Be President,"...but other than all that, the lying, the lack of knowledge on foreign and domestic affairs, or the lack of basic understanding on what the government actually does...why shouldnt he be president?" +What if the kid is a creative type? Music? Painting? Filmmaking? Illustration?,Screw those dorks only sports matter +Fairweather fan. HOW DARE YOU ACTUALLY CRITICIZE HOW BADLY WE PLAYED,I'm surprised you're not downvoted into oblivion in spite of the lack of +Best nomination goes to...,"Penguins are copyrighted by Disney, have to resort to knockoffs." +Game Day Thread: New York Jets (1-1) at Kansas City Chiefs (1-1),"On the bright side, we didn't punt much today!" +Game Thread: Colts vs Chargers The battered Colts host the bruised Chargers today as they look to tally thier first W of the 2016 campaign. This could be the first game where the Colts have all their defensive starters on the field at one time. Will the Colts overcome the mistakes and injuries that plagued them the first two games? Will update with Inactives once they are announced.,I guess the refs are bailing us out uh +War criminals are so funny. LOL!!,"Hey, he only *enabled* the war criminals!" +"Why can't we just legalize it already I really didn't know where else to post this but when I woke up this morning I knew I wanted to tell someone. Yesterday, I came down with a bad stomach bug. It was nasty. I could sleep, couldn't move, really couldn't do anything. It was terrible. I was shitting and vomiting everywhere. Anyways, I took some medicine and I tried to eat but all I would do is throw it up. Well, at the end of the night, my brother and I decided to smoke. I felt 100% better after that. Yeah I was high but I could at least eat and drink and keep it down. Then I went to sleep. No its didn't cure me but it helped me get some food/ fluids in my system and put me right to bed.... can we just legalize this beautiful plant already?",But if we did those multi billion dollar companies who are lobbying against it might lose some profits and that would be terrible +Snapchat introduces 1-minute voter registration via the app.,"Well clearly this has no potential for abuse at all, and won't create a headache for government workers trying to weed out the garbage requests from the good ones." +"I'll bite, how has he politicized the Post Office?","By not privatizing it, duh." +"Man... ever since I first saw someone talk about the Mega Campaign of Grand Strategy I've wanted to try doing it myself. One day I shall, once I own Vic2 and HOI4. It sounds like great fun. Good luck to you and those who join you on this epic journey of games.","I have Vic 2 and Hoi4, you wanna switch?" +Can this computer run Cities: Skylines?,Link broken +"I get crab, coconut and a rod in the start, but when I try to get on the dock I walk through it and end up in the water. I guess it's a bug, any1 know how to proceed further?","This isn't the demo in which you're meant to do that, the one you're referring to is almost a year old and has several bugs which have mostly been fixed - try the new one :)" +My ex wife couldn't go to my rap concerts because she would fist fight girls that would try to jump on stage and try to dance with me. I offered to quit doing them but she said she would rather stay home cause she didn't want me to quit doing what I love. There was never the thought of cheating. That wouldn't happen. She just got primal. I felt really bad but the show must go on.,"Yeah bro, I have the same problem." +Is this an MMO? Need tips!,You'll need Gjallahorn if you want to do any end game trials. +Sweden opens first atheist cemetery to cater to growing non-religious population,"Cemeteries are usually run by the State so anyone can be buried there, regardless of religion or lack thereof." +"Well done, man. Are you danish?","Thanks and yes, I'm Danish, but my username has more meaning to it." +"By the time you get sick with the flu or a cold you've already been contagious for about two weeks without knowing it. For the other part, it seems to me, that many - especially the big chains in the US - see their employees more like replacable parts of a machine than human beings. Why shouldn't they just fire them? There's basically no training involved and thousands of underemployed and unemployed are desperately looking for any kind of work, the pay is negligible and the former employees basically have no legal remedy against this behaviour for one because their are no laws protecting them and secondly because they have no money to hire a lawyer. I swear the employers and CEOs in the US basically took Marx' criticism of capitalism as a blueprint for how to handle an economy.",I'm so happy that any legal costs for suing or anything like that work related is covert by my union :) +"It isnt just globalist policies, it is the fact that capitalist economy will always demand more, problem is that the current demand is cheaper labor. Eventually it will be replaced by robotics and we are all out of a job... Hell, they are almost ready to roll out self driving trucks. Those fuckers can drive 24/7 and truckers will have a harder time trying to find a job.",Well the truckers should all go back to school and find new careers +"Right?! Fuck the university for, despite giving me a substantial education, a lack of pussy I'm entitled to. How dare they???","He must have missed orientation day, you get your assigned female there along with the welcome pack." +"Let's be critics for a minute...pick one specific thing that the DCEU can do better in the future and one thing that they did very well. I think we're all fans of the DCEU here and want to see it succeed. Though many people, like myself, know it is a fairly flawed franchise and hope to see the creative team behind the movies take notice of what worked and what didn't and try to move forward in a more polished direction. So let's help them out with that, and each pick one thing that we loved from any movie so far, and one thing that you wish that they did better and comment it below. You can be as vague or specific as you want. I doubt they would ever see this, but it would be fun at least for the community to write about this. Or don't, that's cool too.",anyone who dares to criticise these films are fucking Marvel shills! +Sometimes it is a good wake up call. I have a friend who was retained in secondary 3. He ended up with 3 points for his o lvl.,3 points is that even possible? +Scouting Report - Team SoloMid,"Oh no, teams know how to beat us nows" +Clip of Flume at Life is Beautiful - Shot on my iPhone 7 Plus.,I'm just glad it was shot on an Iphone 7 Plus and not the regular one. +Why in the world are you not wearing FIA spec gloves and a Suit? How underdeveloped is the safety etiquette at this place that you were even allowed on the circuit without full protective gear? Do you have a death wish?,I had a helmet on +"It's such a ridiculous approach. [X] is under-performing. Clearly, the way to improve performance is to cut funding, introduce new criteria, and publicly admonish the entire sector as work shy or incompetent.",Worked in America +"I actually just wanted to share the broken combo the conqueror could do in certain spaces. Bad or not, you'll still get bodied if you're next to some sort of wall.","And in certain spaces you can get chucked off a cliff and instantly die, so obviously any character that can do that is also broken." +"I think it has something to do with her halting public and press appearances to prep for the debate. You saw it with her quiet August and her post-Labor Day return; you saw it again when she came off to deal with pneumonia and her return after that; now we're seeing the first half of that trend when she took time off to prep for tonight. Every time she goes away her poll numbers dip, every time she comes back her poll numbers rise.",But I thought everyone hated Hillary and Te more you see of her the more you hate her? +where's smite?,What is smite? +"It IS an identity crisis. Why do kids join gangs? Is it because they start off wanting to kill people and sell drugs? Not often. It's because they want a *family*, a group that *accepts* them.","Yeah, because gang culture is definitely not up front about the drugs and killing." +"Well, she's wearing the uniform of a SJW and those stupid psychopaths are worthy of contempt. So, I understand, as should she and others.",You forgot your +Trump picks top skeptic to lead EPA transition: Donald Trump has selected one of the best-known climate skeptics to lead his U.S. EPA transition team,But they're both the same! +"If you're going to accuse a Presidential candidate of sexual assault, then yes, your information should be public.","Yeah, gotta give the deplorables a chance to harass and threaten them!" +"Annoying names in fantasy I'm currently reading The Goblin Emperor and I'm enjoying the story so far, my only complaint are the names! Why in the name of \*insert a god\* are they so hard!? Why do you have to make up names for bodyguards or servants that are so similar? Same thing with the different places in the palace. I mean, what the hell is an Ethuverazhid Mura or a Untheileneise'meire, you can't expect me to remember that. Do you know of other books that have annoyingly hard names all over the place? /rant","Not fantasy, but the names in Leckie's Ancillary Justice really annoyed me for the same reasons." +(Serious) Am I the only one that thinks all the saints hate is over the top and immature? Jk fts,yes. +Well if this is the case then Wentz must be the greatest NFL qb of all time.,"Nope, too early to say" +"Mei and Winston are the only ones to get a skin from either event. Blizzard, I propose an idea: Christmas. Winston, decked out in a fluffy red suit, donned in a classic Saint Nick hat, and the most beautiful white beard you've ever seen. And Mei, dressed in green with a pointy hat, striped candy cane socks, red shoes curled at the end, and her tank garnished with tinsel and lights. Snowball, too, is dressed up- wearing a little red nose and antlers. Both have mistletoe hanging from their weaponry. blizzard, please. the ice lady and the monkey deserve love too. its all i ask. jeff kaplan, please, sir, give them happiness with the power of useless cosmetics.",Mei as the Grinch. +I feel the same with *You need to respect their opinions!* No I fucking don't! Pedophiles are of the opinion that we should fuck kids! I don't respect that. Lots and lots and lots of people have dangerous or stupid opinions that are not worthy of respect.,I suppose you expect us to respect your opinion on the matter? +(I'm honestly shocked that we didn't get listed on this reactionary bullshit.),I thought we were all democrats or something +"Let's List Capitalist Atrocities! I'll start with a few that come to mind. --------------------------------------------------------------- What is the Belgian Kongo and the mess of states left after? What is French Algeria? What is British India and Pakistan? What is the Native American Genocide in North America? What is the Iraq War? What is the Yemeni Civil War, and the US supporting Saudi bombing campaigns on civilian targets, during a famine? What is De Beers? What is the 1973 CIA funded coup of Allende in Chile? What is the Contras in Nicaragua? What is violence and regime change in the Honduras? What is the genocide of Chinese people in Indonesia? What is the Vietnam War? What is the CIA funding of Pol Pot and the Khmer Rouge? What is the Syrian Crisis and the Pentagon funding one side, while the CIA funds another? What is Conflict Minerals? What is post French Rwanda and the genocide that followed? What is the Irish Potato Famine? What is the funding of Afghani Taliban during the USSR's invasion on Afghanistan? What is the 1954 Guatemalan Coup d'Etat? What is Koch Industries bankrolling the Nazi oil industry? What is Allied Powers supporting the Tsarists during the Russian Civil War? What is the continued occupation and bombing campaigns against the Palestinian people? What is sex trafficking in Eastern Europe? What are the lies and corporate greed that led to the 2008 crash? What is the Libyan conflict? What is fracking and the contamination of water sources? What is the entire oil industry? What is the lobbying of government by companies like Haliburton, owned by Dick Cheney, to go on with perpetual warfare? What is child labour in Asian countries and the Industrial Revolution? What is Foxconn? What is Exxon Mobile covering up their data on climate change? What is the private prison industry? What is the lobbying of the health insurance industry and big pharma against marijuana and single payer health care? What is asbestos? What is lead contamination in the water of many US cities? What is NAFTA? What is TPP? What is PIPA, CISPA, SOPA? What are the Drug Cartels? What is police violence in the US? What is the killing of drug addicts in the Philippines by Duterte?",That's just crony capitalism +"That's not that hard. There's only something like 3,000 KKK members left, and a lot of those are probably undercover cops.",Are you saying the KKK is just a front so cops can kill black people? +Did you just assume that baby's gender?,I can only be so triggered. +Maybe he just hates labels...,I'm not gay also where are all the chicks? +"Windows 10 Divorce Update destroying my computer Everything was running smoothly. But now it seems to be pushing for a divorce. The first noticeable problem was my games would freeze for a few seconds randomly. The event log says Display driver nvlddmkm stopped responding and has successfully recovered. These event entries only appear after the Divorce Update was pushed onto my machine. I tried completely reinstalling the latest drivers, but it doesn't help. I still get random freezes when I least need them. The second thing I noticed was all the windows store popups are back. I disabled the ms-windows-store URI before, to prevent websites from launching windows store, telling me to install their apps. Leave it to microshaft to make popup ads even worse. The chrome 'local state' tweak no longer works ether. Its completely ignored, and launches windows store regardless. Today I tried to play some xcom. But it wouldn't launch. Somehow some of the files were corrupted, according to steam. That's when I noticed the larger problem. Everything on my computer is now read-only. I launch civ5 and it starts up as if its never been played before. Low resolution, default gfx settings, etc. I try to uncheck read-only, and I ensure 'apply to all files and sub folders' is selected. But it doesn't apply to any files or sub folders, only the specific file/folder I opened properties for. I now have to manually uncheck read-only on every single file? All 700+ files in my documents? So at this point, I think maybe a system restore ismy only hope. I open up system restore and... What? Apparently system protection was disabled on all my drives, and I can't restore to any point in time. Thank you Microsoft, for removing features, making popup ads even worse, destroying my filesystem, and making it impossible to revert. Excellent job. Truly. Linux salutes you.",These are all intended features. +When she texts we need to talk,Can I get gold for this Lol? +"Thank you for sharing these new, important points of view. You missed an opportunity to complain about Titania's Majesty, Rune Ear Hierophant, slow set releases, where is AZ2, it's not an MMO as promised, and the crazy power increase in set 5. We've heard it all before. In some cases (like mine) we've made the arguments before, as well. If you want an actual discussion, don't frame it as an attack. They're a bunch of lying liars who want to censor me! helps nothing.",okay but real talk hierophant was broken right guys +The building of a Death Star and formation of the galactic empire.,So this is how liberty dies...with thunderous applause. +"All seems a touch unlikely to me, almost like he wanted to get caught!","well, you know, he was having a hard time coping with real life and thought Man, i'd like to be in jail again where they feed me and tuck me in at night." +Ja maar windmolens draaien op subsidie!,In tegenstelling tot de rest van de energie sector. +"I'd say after 5 games, if he continues to play like this, we can officially declare him as the greatest QB in the NFL",You dropped your +Pming.,Replied +I don't accept that definition as accurate.,I'm sorry my pleb dictionary was not worthy of your high birth. +Curry and KD,Why does KD's left leg look darker than his right? +"I'm turning into your roommate, lol.","ayy hit me up on steam or battlenet, we can play PC games together quietly" +That's the title of the video on YouTube you dumb shit,"Oh, that makes it ok then." +"Awesome! St. Jude is one of our top competitors, but we all have a healthy respect for each other's technology and products.",You talk like a business dick lol +As an Xbox One player waiting for Revelations to launch.,try freezing yourself like cartman did while waiting for the wII to come out :) +"On a scale from 0-3, by looking at all the Dragon Ball: Xenoverse 2 trailers, what do you think of the game so far?",-3 no spiky SSJ hair +"19,000 people watched this broken hook.",Hooks that never hooks someone is definitely good. +Update on Salazar's postseason possibility.,"Why did they even bother to post this, the playoffs already ended according to Hoynes" +Why is he getting short of breath from just talking?,Because what else would the healthiest person ever elected president do? +This is possible???,No it is actually impossible and thus that is why it happened. +How's everybody's liver doing?,Not great +"Drivers who honk during traffic jams, what exactly do you think will happen by making a racket?",hope the honking continues until the person causing it moves! +So you're saying shotgun trades aren't the way to win. It's as if it's a different game mode that requires different strategies.,....Wait what? +"Trump: Could be Russia, China... Somebody sitting on that bed who weighs 400 pounds... Really?",Gabe Newell didn't find Trump's comment funny. +How do you go about validating the neutral third party ?,By trust worthy parties such as Fox news +"I did. Spoiler alert - Party Crasher and Matador out-range it, somehow. No, I don't understand it either.",Gotta love those closer range snipers. +My wife has bought toilet roll called 'Sofcell'. All I can think of is what Marc Almond would use it to mop up.,I'm not sure he'd have let a drop go to waste...... +For your enjoyment...,"Dude, road hog xl and dom gt are the same rarity so they are worth the same" +So how does he get a new name plate that fast?,He brought it himself. +"**You can't lock up the hypeness** We're getting Luke Cage, then Flash, Supergirl and LoT back. Gonna be a long couple of weeks.","You forgot one show, the one with the best action, plot and strong character arcs" +"There is no salt from me. I have Daphnis too. No salt at all. She is only good for storage, not even world boss.",the first female king ever.. +Why are sanctions always slapped? Is that really the best word? Or are news sources just constantly repeating the same phrases?,US firm BTFO with sanctions! +Right-Wing Gala Gave Freddie Gray Cops Standing Ovation,"Well, there's a fine example of unbiased reporting." +I thought she made a gay joke about them at first lmao,"Now that's a mental image I didn't need, lol" +This sounds like Java.,"Yeah, but when has java ever had any problems" +"Condom on the boost aside, looks good. Hope you're not paying rape for those beaters",How much would u say these are worth? +Are you good looking? It's only creepy if you're ugly.,"When women say, You need more confidence what they really mean is, You needed to be born with better aesthetic genetics." +"Back in the day, this was one of those reoccurring topics on alt.atheism. As with any usenet group, abbreviations were common and two of the most common abbreviations were Xian or Xtian. A lot of people would come into the group and assume that this was some kind of deliberate slight so we'd get posters complaining that it was just because we were afraid to say Christ. Many of them also thought that Xmas was another anti-Christian attempt to remove Jesus from the public square and, thus, thought that Xian was in line with that. It was ultimately incorporated into the FAQ, with a long and detailed history of its usage, but that never stopped people from assuming that it was a slight.",Now tell me what the last x in xxx means because im confused. +well you can buy more than 1 per week so you can still enjoy the others.,But... but... that ONE week I had it was RUINED! +"Jobs are for grind, games are for fun.",Guess Pokemon is a job as well since plenty grind on that also +SFV Confirmed for Dreamhack Austin 2017,yay this means SFV won't die next year +Probably the same way I do ... terrible. Her insight would be almost as bad as Brent's.,"Same, I could do without as a super fan.... every sentence." +"Planned Parenthood of Indiana and Kentucky on Thursday filed a lawsuit against the state of Indiana, saying a new state law restricting abortion was unconstitutional.",Please continue voting for democrats because they care about your reproductive rights and are doing everything to defend them. +Did you fall into a coma in the early 2000s and just wake up? Guys have been allowed to wear pink for at least a decade.,"It's not pink, it's salmon." +He never liked the cyber,But my 10 year old grandson :-( This MacArthur guy sounds mean like Hillary +Current UFC 205 Fight Card,"Hey sorry for bad question but is it mcgregor vs alvarez only one 5 rounds, or is it going to be all tittle fights 5 rounds?" +Blazers need to put Crabbe in. Need some shooting.,He hasn't been hitting all night. +"Can Year 1 Thorn be infused to Y3 Light Levels? I heard that Y1 Thorn can be infused up to 365, but not past. Can anyone confirm or deny this?","Yeah & if you reach the top of Felwinter's Peak, there's a special kiosk there from which you can get raid gear for 500 glimmer + 1 ether seed per item." +FBI chief: 'No evidence' Clinton aide Cheryl Mills committed a crime,I never cease to be amazed at the number of lawyers in this sub +"I got bay mare, so I guess I'm looking for a stallion. Is that even an option?",I got a white stallion! +"Yeah, I wanna ask them and Asus for some free stickers tomorrow, lol. I like ROG stickers too :)",Can confirm ASUS charges $9.99 per stickers +"DAE find it incredibly awkward when you are walking down a long hallway, sidewalk, etc. and you spot someone walking towards you, but they are still kind of far away, and now you have to navigate looking/not looking at them, when to acknowledge them, etc. for the next ten seconds?",Yep :/ +Well I guess I learned not to bring up Kanye on this sub,That will teach you to like things! +Why is feminism still a thing?,Yeah who wants equal rights for women anyway. +Cox Raises Broadband Rates...For Second Time in 2016,I love COX! +Muslim woman to pose nude in Playboy (in a hijab).,This will end well. +Is this like some strange alcohol concoction? I see some roots in there too. Whatever it is I bet drinking it would make you virile af.,"Looks like a specimen jar, plus looks mildly classroomish in the background too." +"Maybe 'LA' is cheaper than San Francisco because IT'S OVER 10 TIMES AS LARGE...Pretty easy to find studio space in 500 miles of semi-urban sprawl. I'm sure these artists could find cheap studio space somewhere in the larger SF Bay Area (Hayward, Benicia). But they couldn't tag their studio name with a well known city. but again...let's just blame tech workers and not the sheer size-difference of the two areas.",But I want my Facebook to say I live in a cool city :( +Half of the article is attempting to do guilt by association. Only 1/4 of it is about the subject of the headline.,We expected more from Rabble. +I just now understand the full extent of Hillary Clinton telling Donald Trump that words matter. Even as candidates their words have the power to destabilize the stock market and strain foreign relations. I don't think Trump understands the full impact his words have. That's what makes him dangerous.,"It's cool though, he has the best words." +a blue jays fan bribed me with gold after i announced i cursed the rangers,I can't believe you've done this. +Why is there a thanksgiving in Canada?,We're thankful we aren't America. +when do you think we'll see the first 9* fc (excluding tag4),"I bet there is going to be SD9 map, which looks like unranked SD7 map, getting ranked by fycho" +The catch is they'll charge you for 3 hours of Emotional Labour afterwards.,"I'm pretty sure that's tax deductible though, so they're really doing you a favor by taking your money" +"This weekend, the Giants had 118 yards in penalties, 2 interceptions, a fumble, an ejection, and a blocked punt called back due to offsetting penalties. They practically lost the game for themselves.",That was expert analysis there +It should start to plateau once the Hunger Games begin.,Found the Trumpeter. +No it doesn't. The math not lining up does not indicate bias. It does not indicate why hires were made or not made.,The math not lining up indicate that math is racist. +JJ Watt possibly done for season,Too much splitting wood in the forest like a jackass. +Build the Bunny Wall! -- five-year-old Hillary,"Nah, at 5 she'd have known that the rabbit-proof fence in Australia totally didn't work." +Fuck America lady still committing welfare fraud,"People misusing food stamps, what a pressing issue." +"Lab bm decal White chakrams, Painted chakrams Will trade for 2 or 3 different chakrams depending on colour",2 RED CHAKRAMS for Laby +Sad,So the same as always? +"Buescher? I mean, he won this year","No, he's confirmed for the 5 next year." +Just 2 more hours,~~not what we ment by SS looping~~ +I spend a lot of time trying for photorealism (f40),Then where are the cops pulling him over? +Rocket League Grand Champion Custom PC,Is this the S3 GC award? +"Now that's funny. It's like.... sitting at the mixing desk, client, client's friend there, playing back the track, the result of work and effort, and it sounds like dog and there is this empty soul space in the middle of the room, Why? What's going on? So you step to the plate. **It could totally be the room**.","I just imagined that like a really stupid post-2000 horror film, where everything's desaturated and there just This constant lingering malicious sounding drone in the back ground." +"If Qins was removed I would quit unless all health items took a nerf. Defense is too strong right now, Qins is one of the things keeping the game healthy IMO. Being an ADC and barely tickling a Bellona with full defense/health? Does not sound like a fun game to me. Also, you need an alternate to crit that does big damage. It adds diversity.",You also forgot your +typical tsm fan NA math,*17 series wins and 1 series loss=TSM wins worlds without anyone contesting them* +Same thing happened tonight,"Ofc it did, it wasn't just booing" +The joke is that I complained about the meme while incorrectly assuming it was the meme.,Meta-humor is incredibly ablest shitlord. +Traffic chaos expected on Thursday in Brussels,"Having an afterwork tomorrow, it would be such a shame if I couldn't go home." +Microsoft Excel has gotten major graphical overhauls lately and looks pretty nice.,Doesn't everyone know hat Google Sheets is shinier now? +Good. You admit Trump will win.,"Yeah now we can call that whole election thing off, save some tax payer money." +Pakistan warns of water war with India if decades-old treaty violated,"If Pakistan even thinks of conventional war, then we'll drop a nuke on it." +Yea dude haikyuu season 3- first 9 episodes will be the training and last episode will be a small scene from the match 10/10,"Yea, as soon as the match is about to start we will go back into a flashback arc." +I also don't think bloodlust should be allowed. That's ALOT of damage you can just pour into any one phase even if raiders had been asleep in the prior phases.,I think personal defensive CDs are bullshit. +there is one in every family,"They're in Europe, but the racist wolf was supposed to refer to the Negro as an African-American." +"Which God looks the best with Diamond? Which God do you think looks the best with diamond, my per on sale favorite is thanatos.",Sol +What if she laughs at you,I could care less if they girl being proposed to laughed at me +Immortals just used a 4th pause during one half Get your shit together ESL,"It's Brazil, get used to it" +"How is that not being smart? I dont make nearly as much as he does, but I do everything possible to pay as little as possible. The US take in so much money and they waste it. Hell, we may be shutting down AGAIN on Friday because we cant pay our bills!",You forgot the +Blackbeard still too strong... Please reduce the shield HP to 100 and make impact grenades destroy his shield instantly,"Blackbeard still too strong, please remove shield entirely and only give him 4 HPs to start game." +"I played BF4 on ps4 for nearly 2 years and never heard anyone on mic. Switched to PC 4 months ago, same again. Only time I've heard someone on mic on BF1 was during the beta, some fat cunt eating a bag of crisps.",They're called chips you fat c*nt. +"Dark is Evil type in Japan, so","Yeah, a kid that just started playing pokemon in *english* without having internet would *SOOO* totally know that Dark is 'evil' in *japanese* and not just assume that it is just 'dark' as it is named." +Was Hillary Wired For Trump Debate? Internet goes crazy as images show possible electronic help for Clinton,"Ok, don't downvote the fuck out of me for this, but is it illegal to have an earpiece during these debates?" +"If you're trying to deny that denial is a real thing that can happen to almost anyone idiot or not, then you're the idiot here.","oh im sorry, they murdered hundreds then rifled through their belongings for no good reason by any remotely well intentioned thought process lets not accept one tiny suggestion they are guilty" +Dog saves Kitty with head stuck in a bag.,"I love how the dog pauses like, Ok don't attack me when I take this off." +"Santa Monica is getting populated and turning into a Silicon Valley type place (they call it the Silicon Beach). Apartments everywhere, co-working spaces on top of shops, new Metro rail getting there, etc. They want to build more apartments and offices to profit but the aviation community believes that should be done by taking over the airport.",Because tech giants don't travel by airplane +Why did they shoot a corpse?,Because he was holding a knife. +"Stereotypes of Saudis arent entirely true as well. I've met Saudis that don't care about those rules, even if publically they are enforced. They're also all rich as fuck and throw private parties in their mansions all the time, and women go and do whatever they fuck they want. They actually party just like Americans do, except more sex.","What no, everyone knows Muslims are blood thirsty, uncultured, barbaric rapist" +Matthews hits the ice for first time at Leafs training camp,"Lost the puck twice, bust" +"I will be fine, I just want this irresponsible behavior to stop and for people to learn an important lesson in life - if you can't afford, rent.",Well when I go bankrupt because I have been irresponsible you will be the first person I rob. +'Get out' jeering crowds tell Merkel in Dresden,ITT: Not Germans telling the world how much Germans hate Merkel and how bad she is while actual Germans get Downvoted. +A few pics I took of the Lamy 2000 Black Amber,false positive +I'd be interested in seeing his legs.,Well..he did occasionally do some cycling so that should be enough. +"May I ask, what region is this?",EU east +Pablo trees,"Black pirates, Swingin, In the summer breeze" +Montreal passes bill to ban all Pit Bulls,They should ban black people because they typically have bigger hands and that could lead to more damaging punches. +SpaceX ITS in real solar system/RO mod.,I won't be impressed until someone lands it back on the launch pad +"Simpsons ran into the problem of making all the women supporting characters play the normal straight-man rational people. Which means they're not really good for joke setups or advancing plot, just reacting to the ridiculous plot/characters around them. The only one with a real negative personality I can think of is Mrs. Lovejoy.",Cookie Kwon - Stay away from west side! +They still whinge about it though since there are slightly different rules about who has to charge up here compared to down there.,Glad I've never heard anyone from here whinging about it +C'est NO-SE ... pas N-S....,"Here, you dropped this:" +"Nope, he peaced like a month after.",Aka the REAL reason he left c9. +"Um wow, like that's really triggering???????? It's bringing up so much phallic imagery in my head and now I can't stop getting flashbacks where I had a cock in every orifice????",Whore. +"Not to get all hippy-dippy, but ecosystems are often very delicate balances, and simply clearing a large swath of land can have very serious long-term repercussions. At its most basic, clearing out land for use means destroying the natural habitats for animals, which will in turn lead to population growth and decline depending on the particular animal. Animals that get driven out of their homes may become more vulnerable to predators and shrink, whereas predators may grow at a high rate because of an abundance of food. But eventually all of that food gets eaten up, and you're left with too many predators and not enough prey. Or the reverse can happen and the new environment makes it too difficult for predators to hunt, and this leads to an explosion in nuisance animals. Another consequence of land clearing is that it can drastically alter water issues as well. When you have thick overgrowth, there's a lot of places for water to be absorbed during rainfall. Some of it will simply land on the surface of the vegetation and never even make it into the soil. Much of what does enter the soil will be pulled up into plants through their roots, and the remainder will seep into the ground or flow into streams, etc. Having plenty of plant life and roots makes for pretty stable ground which is typically much better suited to absorbing rain fall without giving way to heavy erosion or silting. When you clear the land, all of that changes. Without the plants and their roots, the ground becomes saturated with water much faster and is able to hold less. This means more water is entering the rainwater management system and that it is carrying more soil with it. This silting and erosion not only degrades the land, but it clogs the rivers and streams carrying the water away and is frequently detrimental to aquatic life in the process. All of this increased volume of silt and water puts a much larger strain down stream, because that water has to reach the ocean eventually. The carried in the water will deposit along the way, raising the water level as it goes, which, combined with the increased waterflow, can lead to dam and levee failures and serious flooding issues. All of this is exacerbated by any paving of roads that goes along with the land clearing. Soil that is covered in asphalt can't absorb any water at all, and water runs a lot faster on roads than it does in the dirt, which increases the dangers of flooding.","Thanks so much for clearing this up dude, i would give you a million upvotes if i could" +"Reminds me of OnePlus with the marshmallow update. I read that like the first three units will ship before friday night. (Don't get me wrong here, I love both OnePlus and pebble, but I can't wait for this watch!)","OPX just received M, be optimistic!" +WAIT Are you saying that an Evee can evolve into more than one thing? I thought an Evee can only evolve into a Jolteon???,no it can only evolve into a flareon it depends on which team you chose +I don't give a shit how good the view is...just NOPE!,"nice, made my toes tingle a bit" +"Wouldn't this imply that Lenin and Marx are anti-communists? Well that, or that they don't understand themselves.",They were clearly just confused souls who strayed too far from God! +"Overheard this conversation in the cafeteria today: A: Whoa, this carrot cake has 760 calories! B: It's made of carrots so it's good calories that will help you lose weight. A: Oh that makes sense! B: Plus if you drink a lot of water it will cancel out. Where do they get all this bullshit?","They'll probably lose even more weight if they top it off with some negative calorie food, like celery!" +Working outs.. with weights? M I N D B L O W N,This is going to revolutionize the fitness industry +Sure... but its all legal. What do you want people to do. The other options is there is no parking during certain hours. Which is very common around things like the university. You will hate that the first time you have to move your car at 6 in the morning.,That's why it's important to send it up and make it illegal. +Violence against people who are not committing genocide have never committed genocide and if we're being realistic will never get the chance to commit it either.,"They just really, really want to do it if they get the chance, and idolize/emulate an ideology that actually did commit genocide, but you're right, I'm sure their views are just harmless." +"You can hear the frustration in his exhale, thank goodness he was Canadian or he would have been cursing!",No that's more illegal than rear-ending someone here. +I mean I don't like her humor all that much either but you totally brought that up for like no reason,"No you don't understand, Amy Schumer is the worst comedian in the world because she just says vagina." +They put themselves in the racist corner by joining and retaining allegiance to the GOP.,"You're right, the GOP is completely and utterly racist and has no other ideals." +Thats pretty bad alrught get a refund for the tank my kanger nano gives so much spitback i threw it away. Mayne try metal mash wire,Solid assvice. +oh ick. The umbilical cord should be used for something medically useful (undifferentiated stem cells) not as a weird crafting supply.,But something something jesus something stem cell are a sin something something youre going to hell. +NEW REQUEST THREAD you kno what to do,[Kanye West] - [Power] (Point Point Remix) +LF1M Aksis phase 2. Have all moniters. Please have at least a completion. Post PSN and Light.,Because 'completion' means 'competence' +FAP FAP FAP,Durant already fucking things up? +"Best EU Player right now? (Thread) With SK winning the last two Majors, Coldzera and Fallen could easily make the mantle of being two of the top 5 best players in the world. And certainly the American scene. But who is the best EU player right now? Looking at Shox' God tier performances in the last few months I'm inclined to say hes the best right now.",Subroza +LF3 for research and destroy 3x raid boss Leave info below,NahImeng 381 light titan +Good luck resupplying them if you want to strong arm sovereign nations.,"Yea the US, the only superpower in the world and main nation with global power projection potential, is gonna have trouble with resupply." +ditto lol,**datto +Crime up 13.4% in Victoria.,I love third world immigration! +I'm being heavily downvoted and called a Deplorable for agreeing with Ajamu Baraka. So there's that.,"Uh, you're being downvoted for accusing anyone who disagrees with you of belonging to CTR." +"Announcing on social media that you are deleting your social media account because of the toxicity of social media is hypocritical You know the type. The people that feel the need to let the world know that they won't be using their Facebook account. But they let them know using that very Facebook account, just to push that notification in our face so that we know exactly how terrible our lives are going to be now that we can't see the weekly update of their baby bumps.",Well... they have to tell someone! +That would go over fantastically in today's anti-cop climate...,Yeah these officers did it the right way by waiting until one officer was on the ground with two guys on him trying to shoot him with his own gun **before** they were allowed to shoot the suspects. +So the guy should have to accept responsibility for his actions but women have the option to not become a parent?,"So the woman has to go through the painful and tragic experience of abortion, has to give her baby away after she grew it inside of her and went through the painful process of birth just to give the baby away, or pay for it herself, and the guy just gets to wash his hands of it the minute he knocks her up... you are right, that's so much more fair." +"Atmospheric CO2 now above 400ppm, a turning point that is likely permanent",Nonsense that's just China messing with us again +"Not a surprise Trump voters distrust fact checkers. Catching their candidate in a lie just involves looking up what he said on national TV the day before. If they trusted fact checkers (or facts), they *wouldn't trust Trump*.",Stop giving reasons why r/politics is biased and start pretending that peoples feels have actual fact behind them. +How Donald Trump's Company Violated The United States Embargo Against Cuba,This just shows Trump is smart. +"That little Woo! and shimmy might have been the most humanizing thing she's done. It was so clearly unscripted, and it made her seem like she has a Fun Grandma side as well.",I'm sure that was just her covering up another mini-stroke. +When will people grow up? :/,How dare they challenge double standards! +"No, no, no. Those are two different things! Distributing freedom is perfectly fine, why would anyone be afraid of that? But the idea of that we *could* invade is what's scary...",I probably could have used a +Mines at the end of the game Is there any point to holding the mines when both teams are level 9? Does it buy you anything?,Nope +Willing to bet you know pretty much nothing about the situation,I know right Palestinians are just backward subhumans they dont deserve a state like everyone else in the world. +Austrian roadworkers blow up a wheelbarrow,Wouldnt this upset the kangaroos? +"Police routinely misuse state and federal databases to stalk romantic interests, business partners, family, and even each other | Privacy Online News",But they'd NEVER do that with a gun-owner database... +You know those guys who take the game way too seriously? This is the deck I use against them. Jhoira's Jumble!,Don't play this without telling your opponents that the deck is illegal +"What are the oldest teams that could win today? I remember posting a while back asking how the 85 bears would do today, and most people said not well. So I wonder, how far back can you go and teams are still competitive? If you went backwards in time, what's the first year the decrease in overall quality would be noticeable? 1995? 2005? And how far back could you go and have teams that could win?",1869 Princeton team. +"i like this charge combo more, you get value immediately",I thought drawing card = value And 4 mana 7/7 is also value +"Lol, you mean they referenced that movie that has sold more tickets than any movie since 1997?",A true nerd would reference R2-D2 from the cult classic 1977 film. +What is the most trustworthy and unbiased news source/channel in the world?,Fox +kennedy? Oh so now dead Presidents get to make laws? Also he was a Democrat so of course he's going to take sides against Trump.,He's only dead because Rafael Cruz killed him. +"I'm pushing my limits one step at a time, I have a job to maintain :o)",No man if you're not getting maimed or killed you're not really longboarding! +It seems fine to me. When dokkaned It goes up to 70% and Ki+3 and super attack gives 30% atk to allies,"Yea, probably will make it into Z-teir." +Highly irregular...,Insubordinate... and churlish. +Typo trouble on my Tefal pan,"Took me 15 months to notice, and now I'll never be able to unsee it." +"this is the second deal jet had with this price on a 1060. 2 or 3 weeks ago, they had one for the 6gb Gigabyte GTX1060 windforce",I meant the ibotta rebate in particular +Husband punches wife for breastfeeding newborn baby in front of male doctor,He's a keeper. +Standard Jeremy Hill vs. MIA Demarco Murray vs HOU,"Murray, no question." +"Next update (2.6), which should drop sometime after citizencon.",2 years after is still sometime after! +"Very Underwhelmed by this product Lots of people saying they live and die by this software for budgeting. I know that managing my expenses my having knowledge of how I've spent my money historically and how I plan to spend my money in the future is very valuable. I imagine this is why most people find value out of this product. But I just have to say that I am extremely underwhelmed by the interface. -No search function . . . really? I can't sort all the liquor stores by searching liquor? -Can't select a category and see all the expenses within it. I have to go to the accounts page, sort by category, scroll to the category. -No way to view a month's expenses? It can only be viewed in terms of the budget I've set? -Filter is extremely weak. I can filter by date and reconciliation? -no pie chart, no visual representation of how I spent money? I just spent the last 3 hours sorting all my expenses and now I'm frustrated. I can't manage the way I want to at all. I'm not trying to deny that this software is useful or helps people, I'm just not a fan. Am I missing something?","Hey... we're paying to be beta-testers for an unfinished product, what's wrong with that?" +"I spent 3 hours in an emergency room vomiting and crying from the most excruciating pain I'd ever felt my life after being rushed in by an ambulance. They just stuck me back out in the waiting room after they unloaded me from the stretcher and gave me a puke bag. After the second hour, I was desperately crying for help at the desk, telling them I thought i was going to pass out, and they told me well, sit back down then. When they finally got me back, first they insisted that I was probably pregnant and dismissed the pain completely. One nurse tried a poorly timed joke after I vomited for the millionth time and said, God, what did you eat?? She didn't come back after the look I gave her. They tested, it was negative, and they finally investigated further to find a massive, spiky kidney stone. Yay! So glad I paid for an ambulance so I could wait several hours to even be checked in. I've now been through childbirth and I'm honestly not sure which one hurt worst, but they were a lot more forthcoming with the drugs in the delivery room.",Obviously if you have terrible pain you should just get knocked up - You'll be treated faster +looking for the value of these!,You smoke out of this? +"Funny, but I don't engage in name calling. You make the bike you want. I like Harleys because you can do that. As my bike mechanic son said, Harley engineers their bikes to be customized. You get the bike you want, not the one some engineer in Bavaria wants. Loud or not, you get what you want.","Yeah, no one has ever made any personal changes to a BMW." +ungrateful fuckers.,They should be grateful that we drove them from their lands and locked them into generations of poverty. +"The nasty, condescending attitudes displayed in this thread muddy the waters more than an honest question ever could. It's legitimate to wonder why the US is voluntarily giving up control over something, since that's usually not how power on the national stage works.",Stop making sense! +The NERVE this guy has! He is finished with Five Nights at Freddys' but has the audacity to keep his ripoff Scott Profile pic! It's literally just a purple TINP guy but with a larger head and fedora. I fucking hate this guy.,"It's clearly his OC, he totally didn't steal it." +wait so... when they go to scratch their balls.. how does that work?,I can show you if you want... +it's still an NFL team,I guess I dropped my +The nerf wasn't much of a nerf to performance (unless you're taking very little damage). Unfortunately the nerf made the class significantly less fun to play because your rotation becomes irrelevant since the vast majority of you rage comes from damage taken and not anything you do.,vanilla was the best +Buy all the Taylor Swift stuff I could.,T-Swizzle is friggin life man...... Not a bad idea there +Happy Canadian Thanksgiving! I am Thankful for finding this group of amazing and supportive individuals who help me get through these tough times.,Happy Thanksgiving! +Google it,Oh wow thanks i totally didn't think about that and didn't do that before i posted here! +Ditto. This place gets toxic sometimes.,"Careful, you just stumbled into some downvote territory." +Well now is probably a good time for civilians to leave central/east aleppo if they didn't already.,And they will find open arms in Europe! +"But if they managed to become a brand, and their brand got big enough, I'm sure the raiders in the guild would profit.",I'm sure if we cut taxes for wealthy ceos that the workers in their corporation will prosper too.... +What console?,Ps4 sorry +Leviathan - Shed This Skin,I'm glad the black list does its task well. +That's the perfect CP range because the typical gym Hypno is 1200-1400 CP.,"Also, it could be usefull to power up gyms with Exeggcutor at the bottom, who knows" +"wow, the Train Station gets heated platforms and LRT will have.... no heat in the new stations. That's right, no heat. Don't need it because lrt service will be oh so frequent. Sure. What about that bus that's on 1 hour intervals late at night. Genius.","Yeah, the trains will really get slowed down when they get stuck in traffic." +So... Pretty much the miner bowler control deck with mega minion instead of guards.,Nah man this is a completely original deck! +Welp. LEGO ruins their own promotion. Everyone bought key chains and cheap stuff and now they're all gone. *claps* Why buy RO sets at retail now? (I'm not close enough to a LEGO store to justify gas money for a trip.),Literally me. +It actually happens quite often.,I think it was +"If you think killers are underpowered.. .. you should check out this russian streamer - joethexxxxx He keeps a tally of survivors he kills/ that survive. At the time i'm watching, he has killed 56 and had 8 escape. P.S. I'm a killer main, it's really not that bad.","Yeah, facing an all rank 1 swf group as killer is ezpz" +"just wear regular underwear and no garments! if he has a problem with it say it's just for your period. i feel like if you wear the top OR bottom it's good enough. plus it's whats in your mind and heart that really matters. (as a TBM, this is how i would have advised u. as an after-mormon i say stop wearing garments--he'll desensitize eventually)","But how is your mind or heart going to protect your torso in the event of a fire, hmmmmm?" +If people enjoy it we can expand on it he said a few times. So there you go. No more updates on NMS :),Yea because nobody enjoys it and we are all like you ! +Suggestions for a new name. Post all suggestions for a new username below. Im having such a hard time finding one i like.,"I went with something with a bubbly feel to it, then found out it meant hot airplane sex, so it's a win-win" +I still feel bad about Lorthos... :( Poor little squid,"I think he was an octopus, but he may have identified as a squid, which was SUPER RELEVANT to the story." +Started drawing again recently. I spent a good 6 hours on my take of Cubone!,"more like marowak skull, i see no cubone." +"If she fits, she sits.",For a low flat rate? +"I think that if you're eager to compare yourself with Hitler, it's probably the perfect analogy.","I love this Duterte guy, he's really good at analogies." +PSA: Auston Matthews likely not playing tonight :(,"They want to blue ball us, matthews and marner will never play a single game together." +They have a system.,Carson Wents = System QB = Confirmed +Console draw distance,Its a more cenimatic experience kid get gud. +"Damn, OP is 2? Kids just keep getting better and better with technology",i suppose i dropped this +Had the HDMI plugged into the motherboard instead of the graphics card. Completed my first ever build 2 weeks ago. Was wondering why my I couldn't run GTA V without it lagging massively even on the lowest settings. I feel so stupid that it took me this long to realise haha.,I should see what happens when I try to get Video out of my Current CPU +"any good injury sliders for fifa 17 career mode? Hello. I'm into mid-late October now in the first season of Milan career mode and I seem to picking up an awful amount of injuries. I have Jose Sosa x2, Jose Callejon, Bonavenutra and Vangioni all out injured (Most for 4 weeks although Callejon and Bonaventura's were for 2 months). That seems a pretty unrealistic amount of injuries really, so I was just wondering if anyone has found any good numbers to use on the injury sliders?",0 chance 0 severity? +Lol you're deluding yourself if you think contractors won't work for this guy. Contractors won't care whatsoever as long as their cheques clear.,"When Donald has a history of not paying his contractors, they definitely will care because of how many former Trump contractors got screwed." +"This is what greeted Hillary Clinton when she got off her bus to walk into her rally in Fort Pierce, FL today...","Yeah, Florida is a total loss for Trump." +Meow means meow!,Did you just assume my species? +"Translation: don't hang out with feminists, MRAs and politicians.",If you're not outraged you're not paying attention +"What's the point in vaaling a non 6-linked 2 hander or chest in the first place? I can understand doing that with smaller items since Voricci can link them for relatively affordable prices afterwards, but even if you get a GG corruption the cost to 6-link it afterwards means it's still bricked.","Because you just get a 6l for free with the vaal, duh." +"Lol that piece is way too overhyped, would be pretty good of it didn't have the unchangeable red on it tho",I do agree that you should be able to at least dye 2 parts of some gear but an opinion is an opinion after all. +"Except it isn't there to be gender, it is sex. I'm sure it wouldn't be hard to add options to change pronouns, but why should they do that when every single special snowflake has their own special pronoun that only they use","sex is a social construct, shitleige!" +"It took my grandfather three days to suffocate between the time they gave up on medical treatments for him and the time he died. It was a combination of emphysema, diabetes, and a punctured lung. So God had a choice between having my grandfather die immediately when everyone gave up on him, or letting him suffocate over the course of three days, and He apparently chose the latter. How is that good?",Mysterious ways +Him.,not before the operation +Jajajaja,Huehuehuehuehuehuehue +Cameraman has no clue whats actually going on here...,The drivers nodding out right? +Because people will draw dicks on the shield and say that they have a large cock that can cum a lot.,Isn't that the direction FP want the game to be in? +I don't think a closed door would stop his roommate if he wanted to stab him,"So the joke is that our poster values his life less than being watched while jerking off, which has a commonality of being shamed is greater than your own life, which of course, is a little silly." +"not quite. * there's a bunch of skins (3?) that are just tossed into the chest at the end of the withered training scenario. * 2 of the hunter appearances are just purchased from vendors. * There's a bunch that are random drops from various types of mobs (demons in azsuna, things in suramar, randomly on things in eye of azshara) * There's a couple just tossed onto rares in the underbelly. * there's a bunch that randomly drop from a once-a-day event in your order hall. Most of these that are duplicated also are pretty boring. There are a lot of cool ones, like ashbringer, but there's a lot of other ones that are just haphazardly strewn about the world, often with big bits of rng involved, that are just boring and lame to acquire. I've done my twisting nether boss in my order hall every day for the past 30 days looking for my vengeance skin and I'm no closer to getting it than I was 30 days ago. If I finally got it tomorrow, I wouldn't feel accomplished, I'd feel like I finally got lucky enough to see it drop.","Nothing more amazingly lore driven than finding an Elemental Artifact Skin, an appearance for Ra-den's own weapon, from a rat in a sewer." +"Why Chad Morris, SMU have made social media such a central aspect of their recruiting",I've been tweeting at croots since twitter first came out where is my story. +Just pick the top 16 teams by fan base size then. Money falling out of the sky and none of the pesky small programs to share it with.,That's the dream +"He was white, so he had to check his privilege.","Future shitlord, so the world's probably better off amirite?" +Those exclusive events always rub me the wrong way. They're looking for equal representation instead of equal opportunity.,anything besides equal representation is misogyny +FBI: Hillary Insulted Ambassadors. Stole from State Dept. Blatant disregard of protocol. Using State Dept. Position to campaign for Potus!,Yeah but was it her intent? +My first battle station,3/10 no cat or gfuel +I'm not really understanding how mass incarceration in the US justifies extrajudicial murder in the Philippines.,Apparently it does because the USA is of the bad +"Cass isnt weak but burst wrecks her, syndra and Zed are prime examples.",Doesn't change the fact that Jensen still played it bad. +Yes!,I should always pip the killer should never kill me every chase should be a Benny Hill scene till the gates power +"Pro tip, if all you ever do is tell yourself you cant, you probably will never level up your game and will certainly not make it. So either you dont actually care but posted this anyway, or you should pull up your boot straps and work your crucible game. (This is to everyone that says this when a post about trials is made)",Or buy a lag switch? +What if I told you that has nothing to do with what I said?,There is so much furor around this particular election because of the bullshit that comes out of that idiots mouth. +Donald Trump Opens New Line of Attack on Hillary Clinton: Her Marriage,This is going to end well for him. +"Only secular, atheist liberal 'Jews' vote Democrat.",Thanks for telling me I'm not Jewish enough because I vote Democrat! +Don't forget the part about Trump getting elected two years prior and actually doing a REALLY good job.,Soooo what you are saying is that winning the lottery will not happen. +"Yeah, because this is like genocide or something, right? :)","Watch out sir, the level of butt hurt here is enough to send your total karma into the negatives." +Channing Frye and RJ brought them together,no firing Blatt did +Cards Against Humanity getting real.,Wowe you definitely pulled that combination by chance +I've been working retail for 9 years. I've worked in big box night shift where we weren't encouraged to interact with customers and currently work in a medium box that has us focus on customer interaction. Saying something like hi how are you to customers let's them know there are people available to help if they want it. Crying about it is pretty stupid because it's something the workers are paid to do.,So... Why are you here? +are almost the same Can you name the differences?,Edith sells one and Monica sells one +What you're looking at here is an AWD 1.5L Inline-4 Ford Camel. It's part of their new line that they came out with to compete with the Chevy Impala. The Camel will drive like a Mustang but feel like a Giraffe. That's thanks to it's 1 hump coolant system. This thing was built with sand in mind! It'll go through a dust storm no problem so don't worry about getting stuck. She's a fun one.,Read this in car commercial guy gruff voice. +What are some good make out moves?,Watch prank invasion - Mummy make out day +Tinyfin isn't power creep since it can get hungry crabbed,With your own crab :^) +"Fuck, just left my PC updating while going to work.","Don't worry, Microsoft is going to handle it fine by itself" +I mean to get the models,"To get the models, I used the Toontown Offline Squirting Flower source." +Drake: Shout out to Kendrick for holding down L.A. Don't listen to anyone. That's my dawg.,Beef confirmed! +Name one of his Japanese players without googling them!,Takuma Asano +Knizia isn't relevant anymore. He was once prolific but i don't think many of his designs hold up. They feel dated and old.,"Yeah, I've played so many games that are much better than Ra, Modern Art, Tigris & Euphrates, Amun-Re, Lost Cities, Schotten-Totten/Battle Line." +"First time flick up - How to do consistently ? I want my player to flick the ball up on receiving a pass. I have done it already a few times but it doesnt work most of the time. I use something with RB + LT, not sure if holding both or holding LT and pressing RB is better. What is the trick to doing it consistently ?",Timing +Female changed her profile picture and receive a compliment,I suddenly want more piercings. +How to design a hinge: Lenovo edition,"I'm on a less than 2 year old Lenovo laptop, same hinge issues, opening the screen rips off the right side of the bezel if I don't hold it down - I might have to try using a clip like that." +nice first blood kills :-),Wow you must be a professional player! +A black band member was threatened with a knife by five white men in the bathroom during the game. He didn't even kneel during the anthem.,They were just defending our freedom +His supporters brigading polls may have given us all the gift of Trump doubling down on his failure in the second debate.,"This man will not accept his defeat, and I'm not sure just how far he will take his followers to defend him from a Clinton win the day after." +Pope calls gender theory a 'global war' against the family,Damn that Pope Francis and his liberal agenda! +As kids we used to spray caps (for cap guns) with WD-40 then hit them with a hammer. It was loud and caught fire. Awww the good ole days.,Paper or ring? +Don't you just love waking up to fresh spaghetti?,Au dente +Was there ethernet? My wifi is appalling.,But does it have SMS? +Your sky is falling shows a marked lack of understanding of how the internet works.,"You're right, the people of the United States not having direct accountability to how web addresses are handled is a good thing." +mermaid and her mer-dad at disneyland,If he made her work in a mine just think of the reforms in 50 years! +I have a Budweiser shirt and I don't drink beer. Fuck me right?,"how dare you, fucking poser" +"This does not work with Texas state troopers, can confirm my first and second time being pulled over both got tickets. First time for going 10 over on a highway in the middle of nowhere second time going 15 over on another highway in the middle of nowhere. Hate to say it but from my experience troopers are dicks when it comes to traffic violations.","Yeah, fuck those guys for doing their jobs when someone is going an significant amount over the speed limit." +Yeah I know it's a shame but I'd rather not get in a fight or end up in hospital because of a football game,What a plastic +"Personally, I dislike fake outrage wherever it is coming from. No one is REALLY offended by any of this crap, come on, there is war, murder, famine and millions of other more important problems out there. And what triggers you is a silly joke that irked you or rubbed you the wrong way? I'm not going to pretend to be offended by it only because feminists would be offended if it was the other way round. I don't think that adopting the same stupid behavior but on the flip side, even if sarcastically, helps at all. Women and men absolutely should have the same rights and no sex should be discriminated against. However, that doesn't mean they are the same. They are not, deal with it.","While I understand what you are saying, I think its important to point out people's hypocrisy." +"If Woox lost to a tick eater, you'd all be outraged and demand him be disqualified but because woox is doing this stupid bullshit strategy and was disqualified, jagex is evil. thank god it wasn't ice poseidon because jagex would have bombs sent to them through the mail if that were the case never stop being OSRS reddit, OSRS reddit.",I love how you're argument about this is adding another streamer just cause you want people to agree with you. +New Mexico is so far the only state where it's legal for teens to share nudes with each other. Makes me pretty happy that I can't get my life destroyed for it,"OMG, New Mexico endorses child pornography!" +The fuck is a compliment? I honestly cannot remember the last one I got (that wasn't from my SO.),Rumor has is theyre nice things people say to you when you have something they like... +who are the realistic options to replace Helfrich?,Les miles? +yup. as always I don't know what I am talking about ;) I could see why one key that triggered emergency reboot would be problematic :D,"Nice, now please call MS and explain them why a Windows Update that does the same thing is equally bad" +Food product inspection can't be conducted by a private institution? The government is the only means of doing this?,No one has ever gotten sick from food with the FDA watching over us. +How good of a business man can you be loosing a billion dollars in one year....,"Oh, but everyone fails once in a while." +"Limited skins like the Victorious skins, Silver Kayle, Black Alistar and the like are banned, because Riot cannot advertise them.",but usually aren't other skins with certain altered animations banned? +"If the owner at your gym were to record your workouts and watch them, what weird habits and rituals would they pick up on?",He's only 165lbs but too fat too get off the bench without swinging his legs. +"My Jew fro begs to differ, and I'm not even Jewish","Uhhhhh, that's our word..." +What in the fuck does that have to do with health?,"Nothing, but it doesn't matter because Hillary." +When the fuck does it stop 23 is too old for acne,Have you tried washing your face? +"Society enabled the creation and empowerment of a State that steals from me, actively increases the cost of living, limits my ability to engage in voluntary exchange, limits my career prospects, and attempted to indoctrinate me. If anything, these motherfuckers owe **me.**","Yes, I'm sure in lieu of civilisation your career prospects would be vastly increased" +There seems to be an arm too many.,"Yea, everyone knows blake only has one arm." +"what if Alarak had a talent that allowed Telekinesis to also move allied Heroes? (like Helping Hand) (before anyone says something like well i could be used to troll your allies, well the same could be said about Helping Hand, or it could also be used to save them)","I though Alarak was not a troll, guess I was wrong." +Welsh for English speakers,As a Welsh person (and speaker) I can confirm that is indeed our flag +I'm not saying it wasn't his fault but this is a little harsh. It's lap 1 so these things happen and him retiring from the race was punishment enough IMO.,They could also demote him to team Haas!.. +"Get cho instead, very competitive card",will do +Uhh... fuck that.,"You have to understand, Washington is in a legitimate conference." +Fukushima Radiation Has Contaminated The Entire Pacific Ocean (And It's Going To Get Worse),Nuclear is the safest fuel source. +Herobrine.,"Not anymore, he was removed in the last update." +I'm dying that Kelly Anne has been MIA and nowhere to be seen since Thursday when she accidentally confirmed that Trump did dealings with Cuba during the embargo,You mean that wasn't really her on SNL Family Feud last night? +But it was a joke.,Jokes are supposed to be funny. +"So instead we've ended up with a system where the elite rule the majority but for their own benefit, at least mob rule allows the majority to rule in its own favour.","Unlike in other countries and systems, of course." +I read the Book of Mormon out loud to my three children every day for 20 years. All four of us are unbelievers now. Only my wife remains in the fold. #oops,You stopped though - that's where Satan got ya! +Tyron Woodley remarks on the double standard for African American UFC fighters.,Read the article not the headline. +"Women most likely to use misogynistic language on Twitter, report finds",Obviously we need women to teach their daughters to not be misogynists. +Yeast help I went to pitch my Yeast into 5 gallons of cooled wort unfortunately half of it ended up on the ground. Is my best option to buy and pitch another packet?,So you had trouble finding the hole. +"Hey, nice shirt, bro.",SHUT UP GAY WHAD +"Philadelphia, PA",Head over the Ben Franklin bridge and try somewhere in Jersey +You're a good person,Not sure if you are trying to offend me.... with sarcasm or genuine. +I never thought of that. No one ever accused me of being the sharpest tool in the shed.,Why do you live in a shed? +Giuliani Says Trump Is Better for the US 'Than a Woman',Bet the pope would be cool with his cheating statement. +What would make a woman intimidating?,Most already are. +They must have missed adding the disclaimer at the bottom saying animals are defined as things that are sold in a pet store.,"But limited to not include their the mothers of the animals sold in pet stores, which are usually kept in atrocious conditions." +"I'll start, it doesn't matter if you're mentally unstable, you'll change that once you have kids. It'll force you to be a better person.",WONDERFUL advice. +"The user over here got downvoted for asking who he is, though.","By two people, not like he was mercilessly down voted into oblivion" +even on the highway?,In NOVA you won't even get past 40 because of traffic most of the time. +"It's amusing how the GOP is trying to cast this as tax avoidance, when in reality the scandal is that Trump lost a billion dollars and took 20 years to make it back. If Trump was a mutual fund, he would have been shutdown virtually overnight by investors pulling money.","Uh, he made 540m on one single investment in 1995. you don't cash out of long term assets every 3 years so you can measure your dick in money for fake internet points." +"Just picked up this GARBAGE quiver, hurr durr!",Am I the only one who can't tell who's saying OMG? +MRW me and my girlfriend go to a wedding and she's wasted and having fun but I'm sober and know she's on her period.,Is OP supposed to be the maid chick dancing? +Why are you single?,I'm socially awkward and can't hold a conversation +Australias spelling of the word realize is realise you bucket of water,What about the word to? +"Craigslist Used market must be strong in my area (yes, that's USD)","Gtx 1080 is 750 ish, 7970 is nearly 8 times as good, seems like a good deal." +It's just a fucking shame that Rumble and Olaf are in the meta and the one of the best Rumbles ever and one of the best Olafs ever aren't here,I am also sad Hashinshin didn't make it to worlds +Because having no one living in poverty is an attainable goal.,"But as a hedge fund kid that was lucky enough to not invest in real estate, I deserve more than those lazy bastards that don't work for their money!" +EU is a magical place of perfect harmony,you forgot the +"Cannabis give accused pain relief, judge told","The title for that article is horrible, took me like 5 re-reads to realise what it actually meant *after* reading the article." +"girly drinks always make me laugh. Why does something delicious have to be girly? Am I only allowed to drink Jameson to be manly? Long Islands, strawberry margaritas, cosmos... Love em. My favorite drink right now is a greyhound with sugar. Grapefruit juice and vodka.","Yes, you're not a man unless you drink harsh concoctions that make you scowl and shudder when you drink them." +"Shouts out to this bro, wish more people played like this",Getting the needle **dirty** out there +"No, it's art.",I think u dropped this +I think I've found Valkyrie in real life.,"No, it clearly says Miller.... Yeeesh." +"iPhone 7s Are Now Exploding On Unsuspecting Owners | Only one, and it might not have been due to a technical malfunction.",Apple's stealing from Android again! +Old school SAS: compare the metric system to being chained,But you Yuropoors don't get that you can take 12 inches and divide it by 2 two times before you get a decimal whereas if you take 10 cm and divide it by 2 twice you get a decimal. +What happens in Paris when politics want to deny the access to the city to vehicles older than 99.,Are those all 1999 and older bikes? +"Agreed. When you're farming for DZ rank and cash to buy DZ-only gear and you get gank-spanked by some goon squad when you're not even carrying loot it makes you, I dunno, quit the game for 3 months until 1.4 is announced and non-DZ loot gets a boost...",Nobody could have predicted this outcome! +Even a fool sounds profound when he scatters sagacious buzzwords throughout his discourse.,Such frumentarius frippery does not belong here! +Eastern Europe voting thread,Latvia. +"Yeah, there are some issues with CCD and what not but Its not nearly as bad as the media would lead you to believe. A lot of the issues are with bees owned by commercial pollinator companies. Wild bee populations are pretty solid and have actually grown in the last few years. Still though, the loss or collapse of natural populations of native creatures is not a good thing.",Don't worry the human race is going to be wiped by ebola way before this is an issue just like the media told us remember. +Ah yeah it's time to get schwifty it's time schwifty uh oh its time to get schwifty in here take of your pants and your pants and your panties shit on the floor,Quality post. +"I was just going by google, it said the silent movie era ended in 1929.",God OP don't you know ANYTHING? +Enterprise,But surely the season 4 revamp was much better +"If only those who used the 'You don't understand, you don't have children' types of comments would apply that to other things that they themselves don't understand. They'd realise quickly what a bullshit statement that really is. I have depression and those who don't have it can't understand what I go through when it gets really bad but I don't announce it to them on a regular or even a non-regular basis because at least some people *try* to understand and be sympathetic, which it seems those who are anti-child free so to speak - ironically - just can't understand.",As a mom they understand everything +The Devil's craftiest lie was convincing the world he was a cute Chinese girl.,And just like that... Poof... She cryo-freezed... +When she asks where your legions went,"Publius Quinctilius Varus, get in here right now!" +I think he's pretty well suited to being a governor. The presidency requires a bit better grasp on foreign policy than Gary has demonstrated.,"Yea, we wouldn't want to shy away from our humble foreign policy that exists now." +Any specific brand? I think I'll pick one up at my local target.,Gainz goblin hates Milton-Bradley. +Very ideologically pure radical centrism of you.,You found me out. +You can find them between the gammas and the epsilons.,But what does that have to do with the Mississippi River Delta? +You forgot they should also be used when changing lanes...,But only when you're already halfway into the other lane. +"One* thing I've learned from Reddit is that I have a very ~~dys~~functional marriage, I grew up in the 90's and DO remember all that stuff, went to college *and* have a decent job, can do all the DIY shit in the world with minimal help (read: know how to use Google) and have friends because I don't cower in fear of the outdoors. *I got more snarky than I meant to in this comment.",Friends are overrated. +"That feeling when your girlfriend says It's either you quit Pokemon Go or you break up with me, choose one and the only thing getting you through life right now is 1-2 hours of pokemon go a day.","Pokemon go is shit, I would give it up for a pair of underwear" +better then an iMac.,But my 5k screen! +Walmart selling $20 steam card for cheap!!,Just so console gamers can feel more at home. +"Totally not a shill who deliberately threw the prosecution. No siree Bob, everything completely above the level here!",Yea..former Director of Homeland Security...for the Bush Administration....clearly a shill who was just waiting for his chance to vote for her. +Oh wow really? Is there a noticeable difference in comfort?,"I've never sat in the real one, so I can't say comparatively, it tnissuper comfortable and sturdy." +"Happy Iron Banner Eve It's 2pm. My earbuds blasting the Rise of Iron ST, helping me forget I'm making the most boring Google Sheets schedule in the world at a job I wish I didn't need. But as the orchestra swells and the horns blare, all I can think about and hope for is that our light levels will be forever inflated by the first Iron Banner of Y3. Happy Iron Banner Eve!",Get ready for the literal cancer that is Iron Lagger with an added side of AIDs with Supremacy! +Powerful Orgasm,Vaginas do have balls. +"Yes. This is perfect. When they just say alright, ya know what. We'll move his face for the finisher if that's what it takes.... Please tell me this is real.",I'm gonna hope you just accidentally left out the +"I traded Tevin Coleman for Eddie Lacy straight up. Eddie was on bye and coming off a 100 yard game. Coleman coming off the 3TD game and was sitting inside top 5 of RBs. I looked to make the move because Coleman had a even split with Freeman and had Carolina, Denver, and Seattle in a 3 game stretch. I thought he was playing over his head and his value wouldn't get any higher, and would actually drop significantly over that span. I had a hunch on Lacy having a good season and knew even if not that he's the guy in that backfield. His YPC and YAC were both pretty good, but he just had not got high number of touches and had not scored yet. Seeing as how you're almost of of that tough stretch I might consider holding as they are feeding both backs in Atlanta. If you can get a Lacy type player, you might shoot.",Why do people keep giving away good players for Lacy? +"Historically speaking, the brand of Islam that has been in SE Asia is a more peaceful variety than that which has been popularized by the likes of the Saudis and the Muslim Brotherhood out of Egypt. Part of it was that very few Muslims in SE Asia until very recently had access to the primary texts of Islam beyond the Quran, which is usually read in Arabic. Since most people aside from Arabs don't understand classical Arabic, it is easy for Imams to basically teach whatever they want. What we've seen over the past 100 years throughout the world is a reformation of Islam. With a re-emphasis on the classical texts that make up the foundation of the faith, and the life and example of Mohammed. (This parallels the Protestant Reformation in Christianity, where the printing press and literacy transformed Christianity and Christian practice in Europe, leading many nominal cultural Roman Catholics to rediscover the basic principles of the faith and leading to a flourishing of Christianity among lay-people). SE Asian Muslims have largely been cultural Muslims who have incorporated aspects of their local spirit and ancestor worship. What we are now seeing throughout the world is a purification of Islam based on the original texts. This has only recently started to have an impact on Indonesia and Malaysia. You only have to do a search for terror attacks in SE Asia to see what is happening. Oh, and Indonesia was under a dictator for quite a while, you can do a search for Suharto.","That's not really 'historic' though, that's like the last 100 years, really." +My brother's nickname is Bobo and it is imperative I know which languages.,It's a very nice way to call you a retard in Mexico... +"If you want to watch some quality Lee Sin action, watch C9 vs SKT and C9 vs FW.",Someone might actually think you're serious without a +Driving a japanese sports car here as a primary vehicle with full coverage. Insurance premium is around 110 a month. I'm guessing the dude either drives a really fancy car or he's got a terrible driving history. Probably the latter if he's complaining about the insurance.,Honda mini van ^ diff --git a/chunk21.csv b/chunk21.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..2414ef2dfabef002f2b2bd6d5e2633c38e214718 --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk21.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1667 @@ +Input,Output +Bullshit.,You forgot the +"haha, actually no comments or anything about it. I'm from Alabama and surprisingly I get a lot of comments about it there (mostly negative) The worst that has happened while I wore my Cloud9 jersey was a League TSM fan threw a piece of glass at me in the hallway of my school.",wearing c9 jersey in School smh +"Parents call 911 after being beaten, choked by 14-year-old son: police",I guess this is what happens when you no longer spank your kids? +"Where would you put him instead? He can't be in with the other inmates, he stabbed one of them to death. He can't be left alone or have access to the things in general population, because he self harms. Lots of outrage, no solutions.","He's native, so he should get a free pass and just walk free." +When your best pokemon is stuck for weeks in a gym,"Oh no, stuck in a gym for ages... oh what a shame..." +A confederate flag.,But heritage... +When a cuck in r/politics links directly to your post and they still can't outpace our upvotes,Surely the admins will ban them for brigading! +Young Muslims who quit the faith 'live in fear of violent revenge',"Please remember, as always, that this has nothing to do with Islam!" +"If you could give shine any knockback, what kind would you choose? If you were to change the knockback of shine, what would you change it to?",How do you change the knock back of a projectile? +"Wow, it isn't just an opinion piece, either.","Well now that Hillary has a decent lead in the polls and no bombshell this morning, they are fine with Johnson pulling equally from both candidates~" +This is implying that this crude oil is going directly to power. much of those barrels are going to oil stock for industrial lubrication and machining.,Shhh we hate oil on Reddit +The Phillies had no analytics department at all in 2013,It really is shocking that Ruben Amaro Jr didn't get another GM position. +What do different races stereotypically smell like in your opinion?,Horse races dont smell good and normal races dont have much of a smell to them... totally the queston he asked +"This happened to me. I am in Canada. My family doctor was a Catholic Polak who was my doctor since birth. I went in after many years, at age 19 to get a pap done. While my legs were still up she told me that my labia is not straight, that my partner was cheating on me because she saw something concerning, and told me I'm going to hell for having sex before marriage. I literally broke down crying, so she tried to offer me a donut. WTF. It took me 9 years to get another pap after that. Turns out the something concerning was HPV that turned into pre cancer because I didn't get treated. Thankfully I had a LEEP done. But I still have trouble going. I haven't gone back in two years despite needing to follow up every 6 months.",But she offered you a donut. +b4b all about that ***controversy***,how can you joke sensitive topics the current year? +One who shits gold.,I thought this theory was disproven? +Maybe Trump is objectively bad? Most stories about hurricanes are pretty negative towards hurricanes. Is that bad reporting?,So nice of the lobotomized Shitlery tard crowd to stop in to defend her honor. +"No word about Allo? Duo pre-installed, why isn't allo preinstalled?",DOA +"Ronaldo touching his own ear, talking to himself and laughing on own jokes.",Link? +"As an American who has been to London, and absolutely loved it and the people there. I would like to say sorry. Not all of us Americans are assholes.",You must have met the wrong people because most of us are actually total cunts... +Throw a frisbee across the room and see who catches it.,"Discs are hucked, bro." +I honestly like the phone. I'm just at a little bit of a sticker shock. They seriously think they can sell it for an iPhone fucking 7 price?,At least it's waterproof like the iPhone 7 +If only I could afford the drugs to cope with news like this.,Heroin with elephant sedative is cheap these days. +Basically...,"Ano ba kayo ang tatanga nyo naman, may kasabihan nga tayo na keep your enemies closer diba plano talaga ni master tactian galatic prime minister best president in the universe digong yan" +The Gerontocracy of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints,Isn't it wonderful!. +Against Sherman that's total annihilation.,#exposed +"Dont need to tell me about phase changes, materials science engineer here. Reddit is dumb.",But everyone here is an enthusiast! +What would you call the Nexus line then? Was the 6P not premium enough?,bendiness and wobbly buttons aren't very premium tbh +I switched from M4a4 to 1-S two weeks ago as I just feel more comfortable with it. It's far better at long range and very easy to double tap people on head compare to a4. And a4 has ugly skins :3,howl +I'm glad Cromartie is gone!,That's racist...and completely acceptable! +"I personally prefer the acekard over the r4, but I never see it mentioned.","I've never heard of acekard before, do they have any specific advantages over all the R4 clones?" +I love how he keeps sending selfies of himself without any comment or anything throughout this whole thing. Neither one of you is acknowledging them; they're just there but hopefully after the fourth one it does something to you and you change your mind on that threesome.,"Oh, ya know after some consideration I think I will!" +Now that's irony,"They are all shit, thats why you got it" +Best tf2 player,You forgot your +"With an asking price of $649-$869 (same as the iPhones) for the new Pixel phones, Google should keep the phones updated for 3-4 years like the iPhone.",What an unpopular opinion +"Even though DotA was inspired by AoS, let's not pretend that the game was similar at all. AoS was in no way a MOBA, it was basically a hero defense/RPG.",They are all ripoffs of our lord and savior of games Dead Frontier +"People on either side probably shouldn't jump to conclusions, nobody's had a real chance to go through the data yet.",That would be the smart thing to do... +RBs facing the most stacked boxes,So basically Gurley is a lil bitch +"hahaha I was actually joking! I don't hate myself enough to try to play Civ like that. I play Continents/Domination 99% of the time but still leave the other victory modes enabled in case so I don't get stuck in a 1000-year cold war. To be fair, I hardly ever finish a game. Whenever I get really ahead I just start a new game and try to improve on my mistakes until I'm good enough to play at a higher difficulty. And I'm afraid there's no Terra/Earth in Civ VI yet. I'm sure that will come in a patch, though.","Well, in the mean time, I discovered a mod map Earth, that it so huge, it uses all 6 gigs of vram the creator's gpu has." +Haha if that happens I'm buying everyone in this thread gold. Everybody gets gold! Let's do this!!,thanks +A Crushing Charge,I loved the roadhog just standing up there waving at you while you fall +"Yeah, as others have said the person who found the plates admitted to have taken them out, so the most important thing, that the evidence scene was altered, was already established and uncontested. On a related note, funny how the cremains were less important in this regard and weren't photographed because the scene was altered, yet they took their time to photograph the plates. It boggles the mind how the jury and PW accepted these bogus excuses when it came to no photo evidence of the cremains *in situ*. To return back to the topic at hand, why would they lie about the pics and how the plates were found? My first guess is that the fireman didn't place them back in right away but taken them to someone. That someone then placed them back in the car from the wrong side and took this terrible, terrible photograph (PS: the bad quality is acceptable only if Brutus was the officer that took it). This series of events, which could have happened, implies a greater tampering with the scene so they wanted to downplay that, because this was an important piece of evidence. That's why they slightly altered how the events unfolded in their testimonies, imho. Or it could simply be that they were really so incompetent that they couldn't even get the photo right without any agenda behind it. Regardless, I doubt that the plates were put right back in as per their testimonies, meaning they were outside of the car for a longer period of time and only placed back in to get a convincing photo for the trial. TL/DR: I agree that this seems like the driver's side of the car meaning the plates were photographed from the wrong side. But I'm not sure if that means anything significant or not.","The problem was too many people saw them in the car and they couldn't go with the original plan of putting them next to the key in SA's trailer, so they had to put them back in the car." +"When it all comes down to it, just say that Mozart was better. Can't really beat that. ...even though Vivaldi was better.",Have you heard the latest Kanye album tho? +Spider embryo,It's not a REAL spider until it's born +"I'm sick as hell bro, I was building an all Rams team and waited to get home and ended up picking him up for 92k. Wow","Sorry to hear your sick, I just got over a cold last week." +"Maybe I can help: it's because he's instilling in her from infancy that her greatest, and perhaps only, strength is in her physical appearance. He only ever posts about how pretty she is. I noticed Butch did this too when he met Carly. He only commented on how pretty she is. Not smart, feisty, articulate, anything else. She's pretty. That's all she's good for. She will grow up thinking all she can offer anyone is her body and face.","I mean, it's not like women can do anything besides being pretty, look what happens when they try to drive trucks" +The key to absolutely nothing. What joy.,The key to a new rule change aren't you excited +"To be fair, whatever guns you have are completely useless in an attack on the government. Might as well throw butter knives at the tanks.",Which is why we won a war in the Middle East and haven't fought since +Students at a Liberal Arts College are judging someone for not knowing what he's doing with his life?,It's a high ranking Liberal Arts college though! +Steel gets fucked by a ghost,"yes, acceleration is fine, pros can react accordingly and stuff." +"We often shit on Toilolo, but the man sure can block",Toilolo to RG? +"Some fanart where it's not passing into the uncanny boob valley of nonexistent or Dear god, why? big.",Who ever drew this is either female or has drawn an absurd amount of smut. +Pence doing an amazing job of explaining why Putin has been stronger than Obama. This guy cannot be messed with.,bu bu but he said Putin is a better president and man than Obama! +Where is this from?,CNN's. +Paul Joseph Watson BTFO MSM shills - Dear Mainstream Media,I don't know a single person that actually trusts the media anymore. +I feel like to be a donald supporter you aren't even allowed to understand what the term fact check even means.,You can only fact check negative things about the Donald (except they're all biased of course so it doesn't count) and positive things about Hillary because everyone knows how evil that criminal bitch really is so the facts would be false anyways! +Old Crush.,lemme just over-accentuate my girlfriends tits/ ass all the time forever +"When we talk about the gospel, that often includes a lot of rules, policies, and traditions. If we are unable to know how the church is run, and how decisions are made, or even what decisions are made or how they are changed over time, then I believe that it is impossible for us to really understand what the church is and why we do what we do.",the covenants i made with god are contingent upon the church releases enough documents until i am personally satisfied that i have all the relevant facts to make the decision if the lord's church is run in a way i approve of. +"Did these nails for myself in August but never posted them, here they are now anyways",Wow how did you get your watermark painted above your fingernail? +"Are you saying bears should eat opiate addicts? Its a little unorthadox, but it might just work....",Duterte's plan B +Insane First Responder displays motorcycle skills in heavy traffic,I thought he was going to arrive at some crazy scene rushing like that but now Im disappointed that someone isnt visibly dead/dying +I thought that this was pretty unlikely since the pros are relatively new?,"Well, they have to do something in October because they're holding off on new MacBooks for another year." +"Trust me, if the condiments are free, they'll put anything they can on there. And they do.",Well you're not getting your moneys worth unless you put two pounds of toppings on! +Can't tell if joke e__e,Can't tell if +Shiv Sena ke gaand mein haathi ka lund.,Interesting image there mate. +This has nothing to do with BLM. Just like Pepe has nothing to do with racism.,"So, everything?" +What would you do next,"Punctuate, I'd Punctuate." +LPT: Procrastinate by doing easier tasks that are still productive,"Well, I've flunked out of med school, but at least my dorm room's clean!" +Newgarden confirmed at Penske for 2017,Oh wow I had no idea! +Too many fanboys bitched and moaned about WW2 games that I doubt we'll see one anytime soon.,Did you just wake up out of a 10 year coma? +"It's def a reference to the scarlet letter, not Naziism.","Yeah, that totally makes it better." +I only remember what's happened in the last 3 days or so!- most of Reddit,Volatility is practically zero so it will stay at $600 forever +Bruisers and tanks were removed from the game the minute that Giant Slayer came out.,i hope u forgot the +7-year-old girl with disabilities escorted from Trump rally,Who let the cripple in in the first place? +3 points of contact right?,Do OSHA regulations apply to animals too? +What part of MO?,Lived in a suburb of Saint Louis but currently live in Rolla. +"Richmond, BC - Chinese bus stop ads must now be at least 50% in English","The free market is a wonderful and beautiful thing... until it stops marketing to white people, then we need the government to intervine." +"It's awful, especially for people like me whose families have a long histor",Most families around today have a long history +"Richmond, BC - Chinese bus stop ads must now be at least 50% in English",Don't worry guys the second generation integrates +"Anyone who is willing to take on debt, or has the money, can get a college degree. Using a degree to mean educated=intelligent and superior is a really, really low bar to step over.",It was really hard to get my degree in women's studies from the University of Phoenix. +Can we take a second to appreciate that most of the glitches in this game are funny visual ones,"I do enjoy rubberbanding through opened up walls and getting killed when I am not even near where the person shot me, or neckshots" +The mountain of lies that Pence told during the debates.,yeah but he won +Men are the most underprivileged people in America,You dropped this: +"I've decided to leave indefinitely, starting my solo travel from South Africa working my way up North and then East.",What was your main reason for leaving? +Mike Pence: Why can't we just brush this all under the rug for the sake of unity,Because that damned *Obama* keeps causing a racial divide! +"Why Samsung, why!? You were supposed to save us from Apple!",Perhaps Google's Pixel will save us from Apple +"It was unfunny while clearly trying to be funny and therefore bad. It was not racist though, it would be nice if people would stop being so easily offended and labeling things that trigger them as racist, sexist, homophobic, etc. because it just diminishes the value of the words if nothing else.",Sounds like you got triggered by the word racist. +*razed,"No, he had a son called Baghdad" +Clearly they stealth-buffed the VMP,It was probably buffed because nobody ever uses that weapon. +Croak Fanart,A nose? +So Mexico is gonna pay for the wall and the deportations. Even better.,"O no, please don't do it" +I have no idea what I just saw but that was amazing,Shutterstock video +I literally haven't heard of any news of this scandal outside of Reddit.,How dare you suggest that Redditors blow things out of proportion! +Millennials be like...,Millennials: standing for slogans! +RJ begs to differ,Do you know who I am! +I'm going to be lazy and just ask here but does Android Pay work on rooted devices? I use it quite a bit and don't want to lose it. Although rooting certainly sounds like a necessary route lately,"No, it doesn't work at the moment." +"Water is getting into the passenger side of the trunk, how do I fix this?",Try keeping your trunk closed when it rains +"Well after recent events in the last five years, I imagine he sees blessings as a little less meaningful.","If Mitt had just been righteous enough, then he would have been the POTUS." +"It means more than that - it means no custom quests, no new lands, no new voice acting at all, no new sound effects, no new music, no new armour, no new weapons, no new creatures, no new clothing, etc etc etc.",Oh no my collection of voice acting mods! +New Halloween Card LEAKED,Dude this card is gonna suck ass... Supercell's leaked trailer obv shows that they can be countered by Rocket for a positive elixir trade... +Lyndon White Mamba Johnson,Lyndon Jumbo Johnson +Angry Cyclist Destroys His Bike #RIPBIKE,At least he saved HIS garmin. +While this shit is a joke if you have to experience it it's. It funny at all. I was leaving my girlfriends house around 10:00 last night and we were about 2 feet away from my car looking over at the neighbors house because they've always had a stupid little clown doll on a bench on their porch and then my SO turned her head to the right and screamed at the top of her lungs and I looked over and there was a clown in her front yard. When he heard her scream he stopped walking and turned his head to us and proceeded to come at us at a very fast walk. We both ran to her front door and slammed into it and she started trying to get the door open while I was slamming on it to get someone inside to hear us and screaming HELP!!! PLEASE!!! She couldn't get her hand on the button to unlock the door so I moved her hand and opened the door myself and slammed it behind me once both of us were in. It was the most terrifying moment of my entire life.,Relax bro it was just a prank +US: Israel broke its word on new settlements,No.. +One of these is not like the other...,Thats racist! +A late birthday present from Paul Allen and KFAN. (I won a raffle at a B-dubs),Why would you want a jersey of that bust? +I can tell you it is not here yet,the day of reckoning was here 30 days ago +Brian Elliott's new mask,"... you mean *Johan Hedberg's* new mask, obviously." +Clearly mariners haha,Not even mariners fans are mariners fans +This is the dope cudi,Are you impliying SB2H isn't top 5 hiphop album of all time? +"Admittedly, there is a bias towards the salacious and un-sourced in this subreddit. Shame, really; there's plenty of substantial political news to go around.",Like trump mispronouncing Nevada! +For trading or actually playing him?,For trading +"It's WAY simpler than that. go in to a listen server (local) throw a molotov and then left click extinguish it with a smoke from a little distance away. any plane, any map.",Does Delta Airlines count? +All heroes face trials,*Shield Unplayable +True.. But too much speculation and assumptions just leads to outcry and drama.,WoW's community would never start a fuss over information that hasn't hit live servers! +"Don't worry, friend. The browns are going 12-4 this year.","Well if the police say it, it must be true!" +"Honestly, at this point the anti-anti-Bendis circlejerk is bigger than the anti-Bendis circlejerk.","Great, here comes the anti anti-anti-Bendis circlejerk..." +"Aww shit does this mean you're gonna transform into a supercangrejo? You know, those assholes that diss Mexican football in general rather than just targeting certain players or the NT",yeah man Ima only support Spanish Football from now on +You can't chose what you believe.,"Sorry, forgot the" +No she's not. She's on Fox News; she has to do everything in her power to get Republicans elected; that's one of the main functions of everyone that works there.,Uh Uh... it's unbiased +What injustice? The entire black lives matter movement is based on a lie and continues to lie about justified shootings. The American people reject the terrorism and violence this hate group stands for.,What lie +"Exactly! Even if you are a lesbian, clearly the only reason someone would ever do something is for male attention!",Well everyone knows lesbians are just lesbian for the penis. +**And all those X-rays give everyone around them cancer.**,It sure if this is a r/flashtv joke +"First this chairman lies about million's opinions, then the policy makers create wrong laws according to the lies. Who actually cares about the opinions of people?",Clearly the dealership owners care! +It is the Conservative position I think. I don't trust the government to run a healthcare system. So why would I trust them to intentionally kill someone.,The obvious conclusion is that we should privatize the justice system. +All that asking him how to explain the things he said...really unfair stuff.,"I mean that was *past* Trump, not *present* Trump, who said those things." +MATTHEW: Brevard County families move into shelters,Wow no way! +"Seems like it. I know written text makes it difficult to discern sarcasm or subtleties, but I think it was fairly obvious I was kidding.",Yeah its *impossible* to detect sarcasm +"No, they are not. There is agreement.",How can there be agreement if one side clearly disagrees? +Danish couple face 10 years in prison for selling cannabis to cancer patients,Finally got the bastards +I learned something new today. Thank you. Or should I say TIL.,This is lame? +"Firearms instructor engages 3 armed robbers at Burger King, no injuries in ensuing gunfight",I would like to sign up for his class. +Ah my favorite. Southeast memorial Hermann in Houston is notorious about this,They would never ignore us +Winston deserves the pumpkin more than D.Va. Our favorite monkey doesn't have a good collection of skins right now. :(,Harambe skin too +Please explain,"You have to meet the 5% of total population quota before you unlock the rape skill tree, duh" +What if Captain America was actually working for Hydra?,Well that would just be stupid +I get all my hookers and blow from a U of H Frat. And my weed from a TSU gang.,Glad to hear the Tekes are are still going strong! +Tony Perkins: Better To Disband The Military Than Include Transgender Service Members,Yeah that makes sense. +MOD,r/modeveryone +What the % chance he doesn't sign with flames?,About the same as trouba signing with the jets +"Before the sub hits the fan, let's get to know each other a little bit better. Comment down some random triva, to pass the time.",I'm actually a faggot 13 year old who is also indeed...a faggot +"Dude I feel you. I posted in a different sub about a dispensary I go to and how they had to raise their prices, this was a PSA for my fellow Ents. The only comments I received were about how I was a fucking scrub for even going to that dispensary.",You fucking scrub +wow only 8 of them played giant? lucky you!,You forgot the +Edwin Cardona (Colombia) goal against Paraguay (0-1),Keep calling him fat +"Panacea. Without a doubt, Panacea. Think about it, she can manipulate people's powers with a touch, in addition to making plagues just by standing still. And that's on TOP of being able to mash together wild animals and possibly plants into whatever kind of monster she can imagine. She's like a cross between Nilbog and Genesis, with some Bonesaw thrown in for good measure. Boost someone's powers while making them more loyal to her with a touch, trap those who don't follow in their own bodies or just render them powerless, or simply use them as building material. She could lead an army of capes like Khepri, all loyal to her, and all immune to whatever plagues she spreads across the land.","I feel like pointing out what happened to khepri after she boosted her powers, otherwise I agree with you on all points." +Massive FPS Drops KOTK Anyone else getting moments where they go from like 80fps and drop to below 10fps for a few seconds?,"dont worry, when z2 comes out performance will be way better." +"Doctors are usually pretty vested in having the best possible long term outcome for their patients. Can you think of one possible reason why an orthopedic surgeon would recommend no surgery, except for it being an honest assessment that is in your best interest? Most clavicles do not go to surgery, but there are exceptions. I suspect if you push hard enough and/or ask enough people you will find some who will perform the surgery, whether it is in your best interest or not. Good luck,",It's a known fact orthopedic surgeons don't actually like performing surgery. +With my perception of Australia all I see is a raft coming back with 5 guys with no legs after a day of fun in the water.,If the wildlife doesn't kill us then we atleast have fun doing it ourselves +"fun fact: there was a percussion instructor at my old high school that kinda looked like that, and he actually ended up getting caught with kiddie porn. it was pretty tragic. actually, now that I look closer, they don't really look alike, but still.",I can't decide what's worse your comment or choice in music +"Yeah fuck those facts, he talks good and doesn't say things I disagree with!","Yeah, that's precisely what I thought" +"It's getting fixed. You know that, right?",So was Batman +Get outta here,"Sorry, I dropped this" +"That is amazing, I love that you made it a loop",Yes... I did make this! +think it's time to tear it down and rebuild,I guess we forgot to add grit. +"Its for the best, just flatten the place out then rebuild it better once the terrorists are gone.",Quarter million people... eh. +"Correction, Wii U had no press. Xbox One had bad press. PS4 had okay press until it sold better and got good press.","WiiU, what you mean that $349 touchscreen controller add on for the wii?" +But only Bill could pull it off,I'm not sure he did +"I'd also add, under your logic, that those decapitation videos and LiveLeak footage of murders should be prosecuted, as well. That'd be almost all of the Redditors. But, it's mostly brown people, right? They cost less.","Wow race baiting right off the bat, that's original" +"Yahoo let the NSA read your email before you even opened it. Yahoo was just revealed to be the very first US internet company to build a program, at the request of US Intelligence Services, to search every single incoming message of every single user in real time.","This can't be true, the NSA doesn't spy on US citizens on US soil!" +"Made a post, not that he will care or even believe me but thanks for the link!",You're just a paid crisis actor used to cover up false flag domestic terrorism to push your anti gun laws! +I'm looking for recommendations of cerebral SF I'm looking for books or stories that at least partially fit these descriptions: Hard SF Far-future Postmodern Non-narrative Psychedelic Philosophical Spiritual Anyone have any recommendations along these lines? Thanks!,"End of Eternity by Azimov and City by Simak both fit extra long timelines in their stories (like spanning 100,000 years) Not that cerebral, but some realisation will hit you by the end." +"I live in Ohio, clown craze has hit bad. There was one walking around the local high school, i think cops were called but he ran off before they arrived Apparently Cincinnati shut down their school for a day because of a threat or something",I'm in California and they've already had a few incidents here and arrested at least one. +I can has customer support now?,haZ* +Did you seriously just dismiss a woman's concerns about street harassment as overanalyzing?,"That woman is being hysterical, her problems are clearly not as important as the man's." +Comcast's 1TB data caps start to roll out nationwide in November.,Oh you poor americans and your poor 1 TB data cap +"You can sublet from someone directly, but these are short stays since they are only allowed to legally sublet rental properties for a short term (1-2 years) and only when there's a valid reason such as moving abroad, studying or working in another city or moving in with a partner. So your alternatives are moving every year and constantly worry about where you will live, or try your hand in the expensive black market where you can face eviction if found.",Captain State helping the citizens with regulations once again! +Matt Drudge Suggests Hurricane Matthew Might Be a Liberal Conspiracy,"Yes, because displacing millions of voters(in major cities, which usually vote democrat) in a swing state notorious for messing up elections, is exactly what liberals want to do, a month before an election." +"Proof of how baby-centric this society is : Paedophile caught with 137,000 indecent pictures of children spared jail so he can start family","Well, this isn't going to go south in a hurry" +Why do you go to Brussels?,How else will we feed our terrorist population? +Yet if it were swastikas reddit would have a shit fit and be convinced there is an imminant Neo-nazi uprising.,"got to pretend everyone is equally as potentially guilty of terrorism so we don't look like we're singling out M word people.... even though Islamist theocrats are repeatedly attacking us, and secular Muslims reject them so even though it's not all M people we have to pretend it is so we can pretend it isn't makes perfect sense" +"Yes, even different buildings",Obviously the problem is what city you're in. +Excuse enough,"Oh, gosh, saying that to a Mormon would make them sad." +UPS guy gives no fucks,It's your fault for assuming their gender. +"In all seriousness though, that's a bad sign, but how quickly they reopen will be the real indicator of the devastation. You know, if they reopen at all.",All that matters is that the Waffle Houses open back up as soon as possible. +"That's just lazy, rude, and leads to accidents. Fuck those people",No it's called being from Jersey +"me and 5 of my friends split it up, 3 of us were storm callers, the other 3 were blinking blade dacers, matador 64+shinobu's vow, and it was the most fun I have ever had playing iron banner.","Ah, the ruin it for everyone else composition." +That's one huge tablet area,When people ask if esports is a sport +So does confirmed bachelor only work on the guy in the Ranger outpost (with the statues) that fixes your if you're a male character?,"Listen neckbeard, it sounds really cringy to use the term male like that, just use man." +"She was a wonderful old woman, who had survived the Great Depression, raised 4 kids, kept a house going, and loved everyone in her family. However, if you pissed her off, beware the fury of a pissed off bull (she was a Taurus, like my mom), when she could walk, she'd take her cane to you, and that sucker was metal. XD",I want to be her when I grow up! +Surprised you caught such an unpopular song reference.,You dropped this +"I figured it was just a name that sounded cool. I mean it's not like crytek makes stuff out of tears, it's just a name that sounds cool. ^^^^right? Unless they mean cry as in cryo which means cold. In which case crytek could be read as cold tech which of course is also readable as 'cool technology' **oh goddamn it**",Crytek actually made genetic augmentations and fake plants before crisis. +real Americans Pay their goddamn taxes,"Oh, so you are one of the dumb ones?" +Inside the NFL had a definitive angle of the Duke Johnson fumble. Spoiler; he may have gotten it back.,"You can clearly see the Redskins player celebrating the fumble recovery at the end, and isn't that what counts?" +"On Earth, yes, but on Mars it'd be totally doable.",Honestly we should just build a space elevator on mars and break it to have the most awesome destruction footage ever made by man +Non-trump supporter: This ought to convince everyone not to vote for him. Trump supporter: All the more reason to vote for him.,IT JUST MEANS THAT THE LIBERAL MEDIA IS GETING SCARED. +"Cooldown on Wraith Form should reset after every kill, just like Swift Strike.",And Mei should reset ice block after every kill +"Where they're going, they won't need brakes.",Afroading. +"Wrong subreddit, but you could make an Auchenai-proof Healing Wave-equivalent for Priest simply by adding to a friendly character.","The situation is similar with post nerf blade flurry: it doesn't limits anything anymore, but we still don't get weapon buffs/friendly healing." +"No, Korean...",So... are you Japanese or Chinese? +I wanted to add taking a shot for every time CR made a hand gesture but realized I would probably end up with lawsuits for liver failures/deaths.,People would never sue for a reason as stupid as that... +Civilization 6 - Natural Wonders in real life,Crater Lake is in the US state of Oregon in case anyone was curious (not mentioned in the video). +Mystic Timbers is getting taller.,"Oh, good thing its not getting shorter!" +I need to upgrade.,To the Nvidia Geforeman Grille 780 mandatory +"my last name is young.. zen-s, zen-y?",Yung zen +Then where is the in-game chat,"Uh, your mouth." +Trump recorded having extremely lewd conversation about women in 2005,Entertainment? +and what does the season pass do,season pass gives you all four map pack to be released with IW. +Definitely had something broken on the rear axle. The rear tire doesn't bend that way normally,It was stanced bro. +nobody gives a sh1t it happens all the time,yeah who cares why should Nahr fix it anyways yeah its just 40 roundshots no one cares about lol +Still better for the usa than hillery,"Yes, because claims he can openly sexually assault a woman pale in comparison to Hillary..." +"The game has been out a day, plus they posted on Steam they are working on unlocking the framerate this weekend. Overreacting too much. I would understand if it's been 2 weeks+, but this is nonsense.",When people that preorder defend their shitty games I like it +This is the moment I knew I fucked up... Twice,that's why i anyways sell them in stacks of one! +"You're absolutely right, the unlocked mechanics **would not be so easy to exploit**... but don't forget that even the **redstone**, although **conceptually VERY simple**, can bring many players to create unimaginable and very sophisticated things. But it is also true that the use the Redstone **is not obligatory**, but it is quite common to find an aquifer, a lake, a river or at least having to use water for crops... I do not know... but... good point.","**Wow**, making that text bold really makes me see your point." +"The best board clears are in a class that has the best minions to snowball the board, the best removals, and the best burst. Meanwhile Rogues aren't allowed to have AOE lmao.",It goes against the soul of the class. +Says the parent of this child.,Can't you tell him the story of the boy who cried wolf and get some sleep? +"Assuming you meant to reply to me, yes, all are 11 speed.","No, SRAM is *22 speed*!" +You can be nice to them but it's all an act,"Yeah, servers are all antisocial introverts pretending to be nice" +If you watched his 500k face reveal you would know that hes actually of Puerto Rican descent,so he is black and mexican +Bobby Wood Red Card vs 1. FC Koln,Between this and the Mor reds I'm beginning to think of Germans as giant fucking babies. +"Anyone comes and starts eyeballin' the plat, you blow em away. Capeesh?",Nice way to spent time til' TWW! +Dunkey - Worst Hanzo Ever,I love it! +Skill = sit in a corner,Because keeping 2 different brews going with the same cooldown as well as making sure you actually pick up your healing spheres is the same difficulty as the rest of the tank classes for the same reward. +"As a reminder, Donald Trump began his campaign with the announcement that Mehico was sending us all it's Rapists.",And those Mexicans are taking the jobs of American rapists! +Heroes of the Storm: WP and Funny Moments #87,Alarak: Tell the others of the victory I have brought you. +fuuuuuuu-,"sorry, forgot the" +Polygon Window - The Dice Man,I love his outside kickass violin solo track +"What is your must have card for every deck? Mine has got to be the ice wizard, such a good all round defensive troop",Giant... and Poison +WIKILEAKS RELEASE : Hillary Clinton was FULLY AWARE of Security RISKS at State Department,"everybody knows that the more a fringe right wing site resembles a limewire-approved computer virus, the more trustworthy it is!" +I've heard it pronounced ZedPM,Zed is for non American savages! +You can buy pre-Jesus coinage for $850. Still no nephite coins on the market.,Can't wait for those curelom fossils to show up though. +"Browsers, in their eternal march toward becoming (badly implemented) operating systems in themselves, are considerably more likely to pose security issues than nearly any other category of app.","Yeah, because Mozilla and Google don't care about security." +"Sure, with enough manpower and weaponry. If people wanna stay and risk their lives then they ought to be free to do so.","No, individuals are only allowed to do that by smoking, eating too much, riding a motorcycle, skydiving, rock climbing, UFC fights, etc." +How's that brexit thing going for you? Have the sore losers on the left finished whining about losing yet?,But but but we shouldn't have the right self govern +"Not all microtransactions in games treat their audience like ATM's, Overwatch has no weekly lock out on it's loot boxes you get one every time you level up (5 motes, yay) the XP required is the same constantly after level 22 and duplicates give you currency one of only 2 in the game. Blizzard also give you one free at the start of each event so far. The fact both dev's are under Activision doesn't fit with the usual blame Activision narrative on here.",Thank goodness there's a rich leveling/development system that keeps me super interested in leveling up in Overwatch +"I'm 93. I fled Hitler in 38, fought apartheid, dedicated my life to justice + peace and am a supporter of #WikiLeaks",Awful lot of white privilege here +Major police operation ongoing in German city,Could that title be more vague? +How about anyone else at fucking Ferrari gets both their hands out of each other's assholes?,"No, the 4x WDC clearly needs to prove himself first" +Or more beers,That's due to the estrogenic like substances in beer +The rare moment when a Dodge owner and a Ford owner are friends,"It's ok, because the real villain is GM." +What's so bad about it? It's just a Warthog with the ONI emblem on it.,343 emblem* +Re: My school bought 30+ gtx 1080's for the video game development class-,Mark this a NSFW because this is definitely PC porn +RP NiceGuy explains how BadBoy Semen Makes Women Ugly,You know your made-up science is bad when other red-pillers aren't buying it. +"hahaha wow you dont have to go full nazi, i was just asking. Thought the clothes looked dope thats all. Never said that uzi was in the video either just said he wore it which he does in the Money longer video","How dare you not know what brand clothing a few rappers wear, gtfo" +BREAKING NEWS: Billionaires get pussy.,PLEASE MARK THIS [NSFW] +Republicans are distancing themselves from Donald Trump as his candidacy seems to be threatened,"I feel so guilty as a white person, I hope Obama saves us by running for a third-term!" +"We met Goldberg and Kevin Nash at an autograph signing back in 99. Nash was signing a friend's figure and I asked him Hey what happened down there last week? He looked up and said Down where? and we all crotch-chopped him and said DOWN THERE. He was like, Man you guys got me with my own shit. 10/10",R/thathappened +What was your favorite romantic gesture or gift from your significant other?,"Used the Christmas lights to decorate our patio, for Valentines, so we could enjoy eating outside." +It is..........Comunistcast,"Ah - the ever infamous American Internet provider strikes again :P You could just have 2 routers then really - I'd do it myself, but my father finds that illogical, despite the fact that I need it or I'm going to keep getting random moments of very high ping :(." +I'd say something but I'm worried the police will arrest me for insulting Islam on social media.,"Oh yeah, because that happens all the time." +Brigham Young University celebrates Milktoberfest,Wish they stopped appropriating German culture. +may I have isis clan invite (rblx name ikennaduru103),"yes you may, just travel to the middle east" +"For lack of better phrasing, I think the death screen should promote nicer gaming. Mainly by allowing friend requests and compliments to your killer Gonna take a quick break from the salt to remind people that every player is still a person behind a screen, and I think it'd do good to include the option to send friend requests or compliments(pressing it sends the killer [player] has complimented you on your fighting skills or something) on the death screen as a big visible button. I'm aware that you can PM them or send the friend request in the chat feed, but I think making it a button on the death screen reminds people to have a little bit more humility and sportsmanship, and is much more likely to get used. And by allowing for a general compliment like we have a general taunt, it would allow people to send nice gestures without having to break from the action or get super involved in their compliment, which may turn them away from making the gesture in the first place. This isn't due to anything recent, and was more just a musing on how to slightly improve in game interaction. I'm aware it's probably way down on the list of things to do since everything I've said is technically redundant. Just thought I'd bring it up.",Why add a button if you can simply send them a V6 message +"A lot of us do, but TPTB don't care what we think either.",have you read a modest proposal? +"Four people. One gets down on their hands and knees, grabs the legs of the second person. Second person is on his knees and grabs third persons stomach. Third person stands upright. Fourth person uses the other three as a staircase, runs up their backs and shoulders to gain height and block the ball. The guy who deflected this kick got his face punted into oblivion",Cleats jumping off your back sounds like a lot of fun +SSG vs. TSM the Elder Dragon Fight,"It's okay, he got Cuvee with his ult." +No one's gonna arrest Wells Fargo as long as your buddy Hillary us getting paid by them.,We'll hold her feet to the fire +"He's only a disaster from the perspective of liberal globalist progressivism which is a completely evil system that needs to be destroyed anyway. For anybody sane and rational and who wants to live in a prosperous Western future, Trump is a literal God send; a holy MAGA avenger.",You forgot the +"Purified cannabinoids, 89%",So we can finnaly inject it? +I'm going to be honest I would guess a lot of men would be this excited and happy to find out there going to be a dad and then when there in public around there mates they downplay it and act manly :p,Damn patriarchy! +"Am I the only one that's already forgot about the sprays? I was upset when the update came out, because of the fact you had to pay for refills, but now i keep forgetting that the sprays are even a thing. I will be playing with friends or in comp, and it just skips my mind that they are in the game. Is this happening to you guys? Or is it just me?",Nah I sit on reddit all day and complain about something that costs 20 cents +Because they move slow as hell on the PP. If someone good just took it with speed and dumped it they would get it 8/10 times.,"Lol, yeah man, dump and chase is the best controlled entry for sure." +It is clear that Ash is not the right coach for Rutgers. Rutgers is best off firing him and starting over.,"Yeah, 5 months with a team should be long enough to turn a garbage dump into a group of winners" +what the hell is this shit,Spawnkilling is fixed. +"Probably states with good economies and lots of people and infrastructure. CA, TX, FL, NY.",VA and NC seem to be busy as well. +Lol,fucking liberals always asking for proof. +"This is it, the end game. Interesting writing on KN44",Endgame O SHIT BOIS CONFIRMED USE KN44 PAPED IN BOSS FIGHT TO GET SUPER EE CUTSCENE! +She looks like she's at least 75% white,You haven't seen many hispanics huh? +"I'm not really sure what you find fishy about it. That the logo is correct orientation? No matter where the brake would have landed, I still would have taken the photo with the logo the same way. When I take landscape photos, I make sure the horizon is level as well. It's just what I do when I take photos.",Well looky here with mister hoighty toighty photographer with all his fingers. +Why?,"For the glory of Aura Sphere, of course!" +"I've never expected all readers to be trans women. I always understood this subreddit is for all people, not only transwomen and not only transgender people either. So what? Should we trans women stop posting to balance it out because the trans men don't post as much?",Yes... +All PC games are already instantaneously ported to mobile because of Surface Pro. /topic,you forgot your +Makes a great e-juice.,Ugh we get it you vape. +"Goddamn, that's one ugly fucking house.","I know right, my summer house is nicer than that." +Too bad we can only have one((,"Yes, because CVs need another indirect nerf" +Best Elimination Chamber matches? Looking to watch a couple on the WWE network but don't know which ones to watch,Without a doubt the Extreme Elimination Chamber! +"The Note line is dead in the water, maybe the entire Galaxy line, and Samsung is likely to be facing tens or hundreds of millions of dollars in fines and lawsuits once the dust settles. A really great month to be any other phone-maker on the planet.","I have not checked the Nokia stock in awhile, are they really doing that good?" +"1) if a quarter of your party wants to abandon the nominee, you're already kinda fucked 2) what the fuck is wrong with the other 75%?",100% of Democratic voters definitely want Hillary to be their presidential nominee. +"Disney's Food and Wine in a few weeks We planned a family trip to Disney early in the year, waaaaay before I was even contemplating not drinking. Highlight was Food and Wins, naturally. Overpriced cocktails from around the world?! Sign me up! I'm happy to say I'm still stoked about this event. Because I'm not even excited about drinks, but about delicious, overpriced food. And not having a pounding headache the following morning in Animal Kingdom. And spending like $400 less on my, also overpriced, vacation because NO BOOZE. Last year we went to Disney for a couple days and I NEEDED to end my nights with 2 glasses of wine because, let's face it, disney in August with a 2 year old can make even a grown man weep in agony. This year, I'll probably be just as physically/mentally spent at the end of the day, difference is, I've slowly developed.... Healthy coping mechanisms. This may seem trivial and kind of lame to most, but just the fact that I'll be well rested, refreshed, and present during my whole vacation (and a few bucks less poor) makes me kind of giddy!",There's nothing trivial about an NDV! +"If I was a religious man I'd pray for more informed views on religion, life, and weather.",But getting an informed view is what got us kicked out of eden in the first place! +Actually he got to live out those fantasies. Because he lived his life how most men fantasize being able to. Kinda refreshing.,Dan Bilzerian for President 2020. +Want to Slow Climate Change? Stop Having Babies.,"Yes but if we have more babies, there will be more people, and the more people we have, the more people can choose to not have babies!" +"This scene is supposed to take place deep underground. Despite this, there is a night sky with multiple stars and moons.","Obviously, it's a giant Mural!" +"Let's be real here, we've gotten some shit calls, but so have a ton of other teams. And not once have we lost a game this season due to a bad call by the refs.",You forgot the +"Current skill max? I've been changing it up with Viktor recently, switching from the classic E-Q-W max to Q-E-W, having 2 levels on E at level 4. I've noticed that my dueling power has increased, and if I get HexE first, my wave clear is still good. So I guess what I'm wondering is how efficient this way is and if E-Q-W is still more viable or not.",E-Q-W is still better +"Gingrich: 'Enormous, Historic Victory' for Trump",They're going insane. +Motives are still unclear though.....right?,No he's white +"average income is really, really subjective. You can live like a king on $72k a year in some nice parts of Florida. You'll live in the ghetto in NYC on $72k. Average income really means nothing comparatively.",Yeah I bet the majority of trump supporters live in New York and California. +"Besides being the rape capitol of the world, it's actually quite scenic.",But r/The_Donald told me Sweden is the rape capital of the world and they can't be wrong! +Iranian woman is sentenced to six years in prison for an unpublished story she wrote about women being stoned to death,Sounds like a place that deserves nukes +"I didn't know posting a softcore porn with Paul in it was conductive to finding solutions. I mean shit, it was funny as hell, but let's not pretend your trying to be Gordon Ramsey over here.",It was obviously a vital piece of protest that will go down in the annals of history as humanity's greatest moment in the struggle for freedom. +"Well, it's not necessarily about advantages. I've watched westerns ever since I was a kid and I've always wanted to shoot with revolvers so it was really cool when I finally got to do that. I think the .38 was the best one because of the pleasant recoil.","If your preference isn't for the best tactical shit, it's the internet's responsibility to call it into question early and often." +"If by handled you mean that someone restrained his arms and opened him up to being punched, then yes he was handled.",Absolutely steamrolled. +POEBAR = GGG,any proof to your bold claim ? +Guys I think my Windos is not Normll.,What does it mean by highlighting their hoie? +How are you supposed to get it to level 15?,Splash your enemies with OPs Mums bath water. +"Well also Kid Flash either died or came close to dying, so he was going to doom the world to a Flashless fate.",I'm sure Ollie can pick up the slack +"Yeah. It's just bullying at that point. Sure, record it if you're afraid. Don't post it.","Oh yeah, he's totally bullying." +The wall of nope,Moments like those make me enjoy how fun TK can be. +That Arena doesn't meet technical requirements for streaming...,Yeah they used up all the technical requirements for the Stanley cup +"Yeah, I know. Doesn't change any of my opinions.",Great response. +I only see you being jealous of my targis prime,Donwvoted because i'm actually jealous +"Having a couple items also helps with that damage. Btw, Jensen played Ryze into Faker's Viktor. Faker got the upper hand. Jensen played Viktor into Maple's Ryze. Maple got the upper hand. It ain't abut the champion.",It's all about the Jensen. +"I built a small web app ahead of tonights debate that quickly fact checks the Donald. Spent a lot of time and hard work on it, be gentle!",Needs refactoring. +"Beck has always been a zealot d bag. Nobody likes trump; this is a battle of nationalism VS globalism, much like brexit. Hilary has said in her emails she want open trade and open borders. Scary stuff",Terrifying +What is dropping to the butterfly?,Get out. +"HE IS IN A LIVE, PROFESSIONAL PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE WHY IS HE LEANING AGAINST THE CHAIR",It's what you do in business. +"Did Hillary just bring up the Constitution? Because under the constitution, Americans have something called the 2nd Amendment!","Uh, that's not true." +This is my friend's tattoo. She likes hot dogs.,That's something she's never going to regret. +"TIL Thousands of prisoners were abandoned in Orleans Parish Prison during Hurricane Katrina where the water and sewage rose up to neck deep. They went days without food, water or ventilation.",Yeah because fuck those people they shouldn't have been criminals +psst Zylbrad is not funny mate.,How dare you talk about our lord and savior like that? +Russia vetoes UN resolution to 'save Aleppo',Shocker. +"Did he not creepily encourage the woman into giving Trump a hug, knowing full well he was a disgusting creep who said he would force himself on her?",That's just locker room talk! +"I bet you are a butthurt pizza-face virgin neckbeard, fatass. You think that by voting trump, you are getting back at all the women that rejected you. what a loser.",Way to make him look bad by taking the high road. +Come to my bosom.,Ensa Taya +Toomeirlformeirl,I'm definitely sure in the entire history of humanity and philosophy that no one has come up with reasons not to kill themselves +That's a nice fly on her blouse. What are flys attracted to?,No American flag pin either...shocker +"Are the calls to poison centers real? Or just made up? I don't know kratom much but I think It is overall safe, isn't It?",There were almost 10x times more calls to poison control for kids ingesting laundry detergent than for kratom. +"Coca-Cola has never made me fat. It may not be the greatest habit, but I don't think a tax is going to fix any health issues associated with the drink.","Yeah, nice try, Coca-Cola shill." +"She took the kids' food away so she and her husband can eat it later? So, she's allowed to eat as much as she wants but they're not? I hope they don't live with MIL or the kids'll starve.","Well, she *did* pay for it!" +ITT weed people,"Wow, how horrible." +when he struck me an amazing deal as I was about to switch bank accounts,He a jew or something? +All over ~~the news~~ reddit.,Well definitely not on RT. +"If you could go back to tell your 14 year old self one thing that may help them in the future, what would it be?",It will be okay. +"Rape your wife; no consent needed, believe me, it's tremendous. -Donald J Jonah Jameson Trump, actual rapist","Cuz a woman who married you and sleeps with you willingly, definitely needs to be raped in order to have sex" +NECK SPASM: Clinton mini-seizure caught on camera,"C'mon guys, it's just the turbulence knocking her eyeball out of whack." +Surely you'd want to move further out of the way then (within reason)?,Get the fuck outta here with your logic. +Head first slide!!!,Head first slide wins the whole game +"The reality is that if you don't play in a Power 5 conference, you will not play in a major bowl game unless you have a perfect season. If you don't like that reality then your school needs to move to a Power 5 conference.","Oh, well in that case we will just give the PAC12 a call and get the paperwork started" +"yes there is.. not everyone knows about things in the game. Some people might not even know they could mine a forge to almost 0 then use a wrench to pick it up very quick. Keeping the video short is good, people don't need to watch a 12 minute tutorial on something simple..","You explained it a 10 second to read sentence.... but yeah, a 2 minute long video can justify that" +"You don't get higher by coughing. You get light headed a little, maybe.",Oh man I love me some coughing fits +"i have been married to my husband for 10 years this november. its has something been going on or had been something going on. If he had just admitted it to me the first time.. talked about it, then no. THe problem LIKE I SAID WAS THE LYING... THE LYING... If he had admitted to me about the porn, we could of talked about it. but it literally took 8 years for him to do so.... yes you are so fucking wrong. if he had just admitted it the first time and everything was on the table and talked about it... then no,,,, no problem.","Given how you are reacting to others in this thread, I would have lied also." +Christian homeless shelter forced to move after Christians from nearby church complain,That is because those other Christians were not good Presbyterian Christians. +My comment was just a quip.,SO you'll claim it's true again in a week... +"So you got the standard finisher when Leeroy was 4, Manipulator and PO were always 5 and 1, and soul fire was 0. I've seen this too many times :p lol",But *he* did it and he's a special snowflake! +"Commission recommends a punishment of $25,000, 25 hours community service, and media training for McGregor","yeaaaaaah, cuz hes realy bad with midia stuff you know" +Tinderizer,Have you guys seen this shitty ketchup squirting robot? +The main goal of the armed services is to train people to think of certain people as subhuman enough to kill... Doesn't exactly jive too well with chivalry.,"Wow, our military are such a bunch of pigs." +"In our defense, starting out with a -32 against Indiana is absurd",But it's Indiana and you're supposed to dominate them +"PSA: Hallowed Ground's nerf has been implemented (apparently without any patch notes) When you run the map, you no longer receive 2000% xp, which means it's just great for map returns. Try it out yourself and look at the list of map mods (the map item itself still lists 2000% xp).","I sure hope they nerfed the crashing rate too, it's been way too high." +DaSilva: Brock Osweiler has been a $72 million disaster for the Texans,Wow... Nobody saw THAT coming. +Thanks. Really would be fun seeing our offense against your defense. BRAINBLAST!: We should combine to create one super team.,"Ok, but who would start, Teddy or Derek?" +"Lol, I know. It was a joke. Best Western is a hotel chain","hmm, TIL" +That effect made them look super fucking realistic somehow,The gas is leaking through the screen and affecting your brain +Or Kalista? He literally brought her to life and gave her a build.,Sneaky is such a hipster picking up every new adc instantly. +Sarlacc pit anyone?,"Great content in this thread, thanks." +"Ha, jokes on you, I can't get a job! ^^and ^^I ^^graduate ^^in ^^December ^^;_;",December of what year? +What they fail to point out is that the near future format will be UHD w/HDR that will eat up about 12GB/Hr. That's about 85 hours of Video/TV show at UHD w/HDR per month and not including anything else done. That comes to about 2.8 hours of TV shows or Movies per day. Comcast is full of SHIT.,"That's 2.8 hours of *streaming* TV, but if you sign up for Comcast cable TV you can't watch it all say!" +Ben Jacobs on Twitter: Trump tells the crowd Big Ben is a friend of mine. We play golf together about Ben Roethlisberger. Good way to help with female voters,And a good way to win over Ohio voters. +It's my party and I'll cry if I want to,she's so adorable <3 +Poetry Gatekeeping,My bad I didn't realize we weren't allowed to like things that are popular or well known. +Gabanelli lascia la conduzione di Report,non me lo sarei mai aspettato +"If you wanted that, you could have just dated a dildo",They make talking dildos? +"I wasn't sure of the gender of the animal, so I chose a gender neutral word.","God, don't you know all dogs are boys and all cats are girls?" +Shame her on Facebook / social media would be better,Maybe I should post on LetsRun and let them take care of it. +"In Washington state our Constitution says our primary responsibility is education of children. So if you can find another line that mentions parking, your quip would have merit.",But my car is my baby! +Just download it,But how. +Half the country being red triggers them? You're reaching,He's winning the geographical area race! +"Once the U.S. presidential election is over, what topic will the Reddit echo chamber beat to death next?",THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS. +"Laura Meckler (WSJ) on Twitter: Whoa: Campaign says 18,500 people turned out to see Clinton at Ohio State. That's an Obama-like crowd.",She doesn't draw large crowds though... +I've always wanted to self portrait myself pixel style.,I could make a self portrait for you. +that he doesn't want you to know whether he'd rather eat poop that tastes like chocholate or chocolate that tastes like poop,I'm not sure I'm ok with him hiding this information from me. +Penguins captain Crosby Diagnosed with Concussion,Again or still? +"George Takei mocks 'blue collar' Trump: Yeah, and 'I'm a ladies man'",Now THIS is theimportant news we need to see +Internships?,"Lol yes, I'll somehow work full time for free, definitely wont go broke immediately." +"How could they, you are new.",A simple email to the whole world would suffice +"Game Thread: Bucs vs Panthers - Monday Night Football 10/10/16 There wasn't a game thread so I made it, go Bucs","goes out of bounds, smart." +LMAO,rape is such a funny thing +i'm confused bc other fights were stopped as they couldn't see through the eye swelling. shouldnt this have happened here too?,You've obviously never seen Creed. +But Turkey isn't a European country,Ehhhhhh....... According to some +Paul Pogba has scored his 1st goal for France from outside the box in his 60th attempt,"Aftter 59 failed attempts he kept on trying, that's impressive itself though" +"Definitely not this because the ICG would've been deactivated long before. The utilt clearly sent him up and caused him to hit the bottom of battlefield, stage spiking him.","hm, true." +WHITE KNIGHT - FEMINIST MUSIC VIDEO (PROD. TEHNOOBSHOW) CopperCab,Where the fuck is Gavin McInnis when you need him? +I like how people don't read patch notes.,i like how every dota 2 player read reddit +Minecraft shouldn't be a problem But can it run Crysis?,"Nah mate, minesweeper is the ultimate test for any computer" +"Wait, why are you guys calling the kid shitty?",Bad parenting if you ask me. +It would've been awesome if the Zombies eyed in Revelations we're different colors or at least have the original yeallow/orange eyes.,To innovative +I get pissed off when anyone says that let alone a girl hollyyyy shiiiit rip,You ok bud? +Pedaling bicycles. Peddling garbage.,I don't know what you're talking about... +dude you're telling me that you hear everyone the same the difference between a robot and all the other characters is crazy,Yeah dude it's your fault for not being aware of your surroundings and keeping your ears open. +Someone didn't have their coffee I guess. There's been a bunch of posts about this happening at other apts on west lake so I'm informing people it's leaking into Madison northwoods and could potentially keep spreading. It's fucking annoying waking up for work as it is then you find out some idiot stole your wheels. Please refrain from being an asshole next time.,He's probably the one stealing them. +"WW literally uses the strength of a team to beat up on a team mate, return is ofc a thing you could mention but it's more based on centaur than it is on the enemy.","My bad fam, forgot the" +A nerve has been struck lol.,... +Come and Go by Rameses B ft. Charlotte Haining,You mean that sPECTRUM RIPOFF *TRIGGERED* +I think you're gonna need a hug cause provy changed to #9...,Fuck that guy +Just like Bill Clintons accusers. Why the double standard?,Because Bill Clinton isn't running for president? +"A lot of them are supporters of Turk-Islam and quite religious. Just check Turkmen groups in Latakia, Syria.",mate he is talking about nationalists that in Turkey +I've never been keen on him but he's growing on me. I watched a rant of his about brexiters which was spot on. I think he even voted Brexit,"Yeah, he's definite Brexit voter material." +Just checked your history. Fellow Red Wolf here!,Wolves up! +Gel babam gel.,I for one declare all Amanda Cerny posts as shitposts. +Jeff Green maybe?,Orlando +She 18 yet?,"If she's old enough to be fine, she's old enough to be mine" +"The Bengals jersey prompts the question You a Bengals fan?, which leads to Oh, you're from Cincinnati?. Based on what people here have recently seen on the news, that's not such a positive association right now. I'd rather just enjoy the game.","I can't stand Trump (or Clinton), but if I was going to ditch the jersey it would be over the pathetic display we showed in Dallas last week, not because a white trash lady wants Trump to grab her lady bits." +"Its more about bathroom etiquette. As a male in a restroom, you do nothing but go in and accomplish the task as efficiently as possible. Making eye contact is rude, speaking is rude, you could find your childhood friend you haven't seen in 10 years in a restroom and you will goddamn wait outside for him rather than initiate a social encounter in the restroom. Women on average double the length of a male bathroom visit. Space helps a little, but men are just more efficient about the whole process.","Nope, you're just a sexist." +DAE HATE KANYE AND KIM?,I hate race mixing too. +What sentence does your autocorrect create if you start with I once?,I once did the last time it took a couple minutes and it took a long long to get it to be back on my iPhone. +TIL that in 2005 a Texas man shot himself in the face after a bullet he fired at an armadillo ricocheted of the animal.,Well someone has been listening to ACS +I've been clearing it every time with ~725 score and no fox mount yet. There are also several toys you can only get from the final chest.,i guess i'm lucky that i got the invitation on my paladin's first nightfallen emissary chest. +"I wanted to believe he was joking, but he wasn't.",ending racism by killing all the blacks seems like a really bad deal for him in the long run though +Is anyone else who pre-ordered psvr on Amazon still seeing the device not shipped yet? Amazon says they haven't shipped it yet. :/ just wondering if this is normal at 2pm on the day it's supposed to be shipped.,"West Coast here, shipped maybe 3 hours ago." +"TBH, I'm kind of hoping someone releases some of them. The rubbernecking moron in me wants to see what he's going to do.",Hillary calling black people names in the 90's caused me to think it was okay +Hey no way! When I get my scope back from vortex (just sent it in for them to upgrade the zoom ring) we'll have to pop some rounds.,PMed +More abortions (and windmills)! Evidently the solution to every problem.,immigration will solve all of our problems! +"Same requested MLA Format, both deducted points.",That's what you get for correcting your mistake +"I don't think it was planned, but just think how ironic it is that they have a golf themed veto during the week that Shane needs it.",RIGGED +Nick hooked up with one of his contestants prior to filming!,Slut shaming is super cool guys +Vaping Cat Poop,To the front page you go.. +More server room HVAC fun: Build a Snowman edition,Everything working as intended +America do your job...get the Late Night Jamboree to the end...Queen Danielle has spoken,"She's fighting for us, after all!" +"I already fucking hate this team. The defense is mind numbing to watch, the offense is stupidly inconsistent and streaky, Teague is a dumbass, we have no bench, and we can't put a fucking game away.","I thought Pacers fans were optimistic about this season, I saw a lot of you guys saying your team improved significantly" +Note 5?,Its been a problem for a while +Hell yeah,hell yeah +"Yeah, dogs of the same breed tend to look similar.",But he's a mutt? +"I fucking loathe that woman. She constantly interrupts, then bitches when other people interrupt. She's a master of fearmongering, and never takes responsibility for the shit she causes. I don't understand how anyone in the world takes her seriously with how much shit she pulls.",I'm sorry you feel that way. +"Attention all fucks I have come back to rCDZ to help bring in ZiS in style. This is a one time offer. If you've been unjustly banned from rCDZ, message me your username for a second chance. I know everyone here for the most part hates lackingagoodname, however, while I might not always agree with what he does he is the guy that built rCDZ. The CSS, the overwhelming majority of mod actions, outreach to devs and community figureheads. He does it all. I don't give a fuck if you hate him, if I unban you and you start shit with him or do ANYTHING to bring drama to the community, I will personally ban you and you can create an anti Chef subreddit. My name is Alex Jordan, I'm 29 years old from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. Doxx me all you want but leave him alone, he will grant you the same courtesy. This offer took negotiation on everyone here's behalf, please don't make me regret it. Good luck and dead zombies, -chef",Gonna send poop to your restaurant +Velike porcije u restoranima. Jebote ova spanjolska bodulska. Umirem od gladi vec 5 dana. A jos 5 dana do povratka.,Neznam jesam li lokalpatriota al u zgu se stvarno za relativno malu lovu moze jako dobro najest. +Not sure if this counts as corruption. Isn't the real problem here that CNN was unable to keep these questions a secret from the campaign?,"Bank robbers aren't to blame, it's the banks fault for not keeping their money more secure." +"8 Out Of 10 Cats returns, with Aisling Bea and Rob Beckett as new team captains.",Getting married was a bad career move for Jon. +"my couriers doesnt do that i bought $32 headphone and $4 mic from taobao both package looks like they just went through 2 rounds of Destruction Derby INSIDE the game Luckily,both headphone and mic are alive and kicking",I sure hope you aren't letting your MIC and headphones to kick you. +Sometimes the best shots are the unintended shots... Scarlett the screamin demon lookin back at me in the window,I read that as the best shorts are unintended shorts and was trying to figure out what was up with the guys legs through the window. +Did you just assume the travelers gender? /triggered,"The Traveler identifies as a bi-nominal, double footed cis-gender giant ball, c'mon guys, its 2016!" +"Just make it 19, let people make their own decisions when they're adults.",It's not like teenagers have other ways of getting pot. +"Dude, with planned NBN speeds, or Google fiber speeds, 13gb is less than two minutes. That's where we SHOULD be",Shoulda voted labor then aye +Only 2 govt-run old age homes for over 18 lakh senior citizens,"But isn't one of the biggest reasons to have kids, to have them look after you in old age?" +A gore-less beating.,I hope the premiere is just like this! +Local Map,But... It's an Uncharted Island... +As proven by the suicide nets they had to install in the stairwells there.,But they work there so they must love it. +"Seriously, the Bernie crowd on Reddit is fucking insufferable.","Oh yeah, much worse than the Trump crowd!" +How can a presidential candidate NOT KNOW their own stance on an issue like the death penalty? I mean seriously talk about flip flopping and pandering to different crowds. You pick a stance and stuck by it.,What difference at this point does it make? +"Definitely, the US and Russia are the big threats and everyone else is stuck between these giants. The Cold War never ended, the USSR has just been replaced with Russia.",And the world would be better without dinosaurs. +What political party was the only Catholic president in US history?,Wigg? +I really want an Fov slider cause it feels really zoomed in.,"If you think that's bad, you should see the FOV on Deus Ex on console lol" +Why you are more likely be audited this year in Oklahoma,Time to tax the oil industry! +"Weezer - Undone, The Sweater Song",I bet Ken Bone hates this song +Don't worry about daring shout it is useless in endgame,Please tell me more of your endless depth of knowledge. +N3rd Street Gamers signs NoRegreT,Signed a terran who got no.1 kr gm many times +"Yeah, not really. I've seen plenty of community votes on FB pages and other sites that ping it in the middle or near the top third of liked maps. You're thinking of Favela, probably.",I'd like to meet your sources and put a bullet in their heads one by one please. +"I think that the league is moving away from defensive specialists at center if they can't pass or shoot. A pg that can't be exploited in a switch onto big is more rare and potentially more valuable, with where the league is headed.",not disagreeing w you but Noel is actually a great passer for his position +"Hillary staff getting away with Voter Fraud. Seriously, how much evidence do you need to convict these law-breaking assholes?",But we can't prove their intent for that so we won't prosecute -Weasel Comey +"No, eventually they will integrate like has happened many times in the past.",You forgot +"I am having a tough time with this one. So I guess the question is.....who benefits most from the DNC leaks, and the revelations they uncovered, being largely ignored by the US corporate media?","Obviously, Putin!" +lol,Don't get Demonetized for showing the horrors of war +"Hey man, you're country would be pretty shit if the first 3 democratically elected leaders of your country were assassinated by the CIA",Then they should have elected the right person. +"Yeah, I know they don't really do secret sales, I was trying to be funny because I keep seeing the Indep. Day tank collection in just about every game.",Sorry missed the +Can I see the proof first that it was Russia ?,"No, conspiracy theorist, stop putting our nation in danger with your appeal for restraint and evidence." +My cousin's friend... That's he's mom,She seems thrilled to be groped by her son. +"EU law isnt the problem. I don't mind them. It's EU politicians, crisis management and inbalanced economy.",Because our home grown politicians are models of democratic public service minded individuals? +Permit-to-Carry Holder Pulls Gun to Fend Off Attacker,I thought gun owners were only capable of hurting loved ones and themselves with their weapons? +"If you need a emotional support dog, you need to get slapped in the face and man up. I am tired of pussies, crying over everything. There are people that walk 50k for food and water every day, and you need a dog to go eat donuts. FU x 2000","Yeah, all those soldiers with PTSD should just man up and get over it." +And nobody reacted at all... as the world didn't stop turning.,Because it happened in Iceland and not somewhere important like MURICA! +The Binding of Isaac,Gaming 10/10 +Arachne's ultimate is missing info.,Can we get this downvoted into oblivion so nobody other than us can know about this? +Fair Elections warns: Thousands of absentee ballots at risk of rejection,As an overseas voter about to vote at the US Consulate this is great news. +He has been performing at this level for the last three years though,"Nah mate hard cut off at 4 years, nothing less will do." +"Jaber Albakr - terror suspect from Chemnitz, Germany - committed suicide.",Great... Cant get enough of dem Shitstorms. +Meanwhile we'll all be working without any holiday pay. That's life at Wally world. If Target and Best Buy ever closed on T'giving Walmart may be pressured into it.,Oh didn't you know you could use PTO time to make sure you get holiday pay as well! +"I'll throw this large rock at my friend, WCGW? (NSFW)",She throws like a girl. +Boston ranked best city in US for active living,"Yeah, that winter is so easy to be active in" +I was hoping this would come full circle.,Just like the full circle of Jews that control the World's Economy! +"As double standardy as it may be, I don't blame mr. Yellow shirt. There's no denying that that man can do far more damage than a woman ever could, which is clearly evident by the event that followed",Are you trying to say that men and women aren't equal? +"Ahhh the Canadian Tire Centre, the second home arena of the Leafs",You can see Sens fans changing shirts in the stands +John Podesta Hacked on twitter: I've switched teams. Vote Trump 2016. Hi pol,damn russians +Kim Wants Kanye To Cancel Tour,great source +"I assume not pictured is a man selling ice cream and another man playing guitar. Because it was the 4th of July, in a park, I'm guessing on a Saturday.",Every 4th of July has to be on Saturday +Fell off of my hoverboard and received a sign from the higher powers,"your so racist you bruise symbols of hate, that's amazing..." +Matthews gets 4 goals and the Leafs still lose... Classic Toronto,clearly tanking again +Upvote if you haven't been polled for the general election. MONSTER VOTE INCOMING!,Haven't been polled... if illegal immigrants can be polled why can't I? +"Do you really believe me, or obvious sarcasm?","I was totally not being sarcastic, 100% no sarcasm." +"Von Miller's snapchat is enviable I can't believe you don't have a weekly thread dedicated to his snapchat. I'm a Bears fan, I wish we had a guy like Von on our team. Dude is constantly snapping & it's fun to follow along cause the team is usually in his stories. Heck he made me a fan of the Broncos when I didn't much care for them.",You should be a fan of the broncos anyway since half your roster and coach came from us. +Because it's a streak fiesta and 9/10 people are not going to play the OBJ.,But pamaj hits 16-mans in fracture so if I only ever snipe in the game mode I will for sure get views for the YouTube channel I have in my emblem +"Should poor people not be allowed to vote because they likely didn't have a university education, and prioritize too much short term necessities like personal safety and food on the table, thereby limiting our long term growth?","Well, if you want to go further OP, maybe we should sterilize them to ensure that they don't pass on their genes to the next generation?" +Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room (2005): This documentary takes a behind-the-scenes look at the powerful energy company whose downfall forever changed the landscape of the business world.,"I learned about Enrobs plan to roll out a giant broadband service through this film, their plan was to trade data network capacity in the same way it bought and sold energy commodities, which worked so well for California." +I got told off in Tassy years ago. It was more the fact of filming people playing pokies not the pokies themselves is what I was told.,"But they look so happy as they play, why wouldn't they liked getting filmed?" +Don't you hate when you want to hang out with a girl and then she instantly gets fat?,Hate text is loaded with carbs. +"0-5 teams actually have a winning record against 2-3 teams, getting 11 wins against 10 losses",Annnnnnd you just jinxed us! +What is this incredible mobility Ret Paladins have? I must be missing a crucial part of my class if such a thing exists.,You need to get the shoe legendary +"The Jagdpanther Desperately Needs A Lower BR (Including The Premium One) Why is this vehicle a 6.3 BR? This vehicle is a great vehicle, its fun to drive, it's gun is pretty good, but it cant survive most hits to the front, the slope practically does nothing to bounce rounds at it's BR, I have had a friend who has been playing the thing for months as it's one of his favorite tanks from WWII and I have seen just how little his armor means at all. Plus on top of all of this, yes it's gun is good, but it still bounces quite a bit on a lot of vehicles and the playstyle of this tank doesnt fit it's actual role at all, this thing was very good at bouncing shots in reality and was probably the best tank destroyer of the war considering all of it's attributes. I know people are afraid of the 88 cannon but if you ever use this thing it's nothing special, it makes it worse considering how badly you always get uptiered in this is, This thing is built to be a sniper tank and at range there are usually more than half of the enemies guns who just dont care about your armor even at range, yet I will just bounce off of them about 50/50",I guess Gaijin can balance it by lowering its repair cost then! +"Lynched, skinned and their priviledge will be checked.","am admin there, can confirm." +But... they do have brakes. It's the rest of the shoe.,"No they don't, I don't know what you're talking about" +Umm...So who should people vote for if they're against sexual assault?,Could work for Gary Johnson I want you to feel the Johnson but I won't force the Johnson on you +Jangmo-o's Evolution Pics (CoroCoro Leaks),"Oh my god it's bipedal now, it must be terrible." +Sister Location 2 is looking great,Is that Angsty Teen? +i run facility 17 its actually a lightsaber training facility confirmed apoc dev,Can we have like lootable mini death star containers in Facility 17? +USA might get it too. Gotta make sure this dynasty doesn't spread.,"It's not, the only one who would accept the royal marriage offer is Mexico, and Trump wall will stop that from happening" +My heart stopped for a minute.,"Si mie, dar m-am gandit ca oricum are Sorosh back-up pe nor." +"Some of your ancestors ran around in tribes naked. They had many wars among tribes, and often impregnated all the female prisoners of tribal warfare. But ya, you saw a bunch of naked chicks in 480p on your smart phone. Cool!","Yeah his ancestors got to rape prisoners or war, they were so much cooler than this nerd!" +This is the real reason. Walled gardens do not flourish.,"yes, apple's app store is on it's last legs and yes" +Farming for slurp knight for feed new meta?,Everybody don't vote him quick +Ah. Thank you. I had no idea what he was getting at and figured he was just promoting rape.,"well, he was doing that, too!" +"Yep, and did you check his Brand runes in that game? He had health seals. Every single one of his other runes were just magic pen. Poor tanks...",flat magic pen is good vs carries and bad vs tanks dude... +yea so why pay out the ass for a mac because most people that are buying macs are just using it to browse the web and do school work.,For the little apple symbol obviously lol +what kind of nazi state does that?,Getting laws like this passed was actually Hillary Clinton's crowning achievement while in the Senate. +Lewis leaving yogs I can't remember where I heard it but apparently Lewis is leaving yogs moving to Ireland and starting a new job? Is this a joke or,Can't blame him for not wanting to live in this post-Brexit England. +"As a man who has spent the last 10 months holding my GFs hand through therapy, where do I sign up?",Cuck's Anonymous. +"Just a big joke, huh?","They made a serious point about religious hypocrisy actually, I am sure you were enamored by it as an ex-Democrat" +"This AD just popped up on my phone, what the fuck is this",This app is ridiculous. +The Floodgates Are Open - Updated List of Sexual Assault Allegations Against Donald Trump,Innocent before proven guilty comes to mind. +So a higher IQ is proportionate to how human you are? Got it. So at what point is maximum human reached? What does my IQ have to be for that?,I think at around 500 you become post-human +"Ash looks like he's de-aged, and shorter.",Because he has three girls to suck vitality out of that's why +"Eh, too full of herself for the payoff",who is it? +"Yet when the US and its puppets fuck up countries, killing and displacing millions it's democracy... The hypocrisy of Europeans & Americans is extremely disgusting. Shame on you Russia, why are you not smart enough to say that you're intervening for democracy and stability?",Why do you hate freedom? +I expected it to be a flawless mitten from the maps. It's a lot more rounded than what I expected.,Well not anymore with rising sea levels. +This is insane! Who spells night as nite? What is wrong with these people.,Not True Americans! +"Putin knows Hillary wants war, but the American public do not. It will tie the hands of the US and he will be able to run free in Europe and Asia. Hillary will get thousands of American children killed by sending them to be targets in her quest to kill more people than Stalin.",Quest to kill more people than Stalin I think that's been on her dream board since high school. +She hates DC.,Can't imagine why. +2016 Challenger Rewards,Time to hit soloq +UNESCO backs motion nullifying Jewish ties to Temple Mount,Well this settles it. +He's also about to give a major speech in WPB. I wonder what's about to go down.,White Pajama Bottoms? +"The Green Bay Packers have given up the fewest rushing yards/game, but have yet to finish a game against a teams week 1 starter. I noticed today that they have given up the fewest yards/game on the ground to opposing runningbacks all the while not finishing a game against a teams week 1 starter. Week 1 - Chris Ivory did not play Week 2 - Adrian Peterson was injured during the game Week 3 - Ameer Abdullah did not play Week 4 - Bye Week 5 - Shane Vereen did not play.","Yeah, Vereen really would have bucked the trend" +"The worst matchmaking I have EVER SEEN I just got done playing my Tiger H1 on realistic battle. On my team, we get 8 Tigers, some Panthers and a Tiger 2 Porsche. Not a bad team. However, on the opposite team, they get multiple T-29s, 2 T-28s (The mini T-95s), an M41 and even a fucking Patton, A PATTON. THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT. My entire team could barely pen anyone on the enemy team, not even at point blank... and btw, only 2 people on my team got kills, and they both only got 1...",Just flank. +Kept ya wai...,Is this technically a retcon then? +"Fixes Coming For NBA 2K17 Shot Timing, Pass Speeds, Moving Screens, Defense and more!",Ye but devs are lazy omgggg +Survivor wins its timeslot again. It also narrowly trailed Empire for the most watched show of the night.,How is this show still on the air? +"All of our complaints go straight to the trash Hmmm... would it be because they are shitty, old ladies want to ruin everything complaints? Leave the man and his buddies alone.",Yeah how could a noisy car repair shop *possibly* disturb other people in the area? +They plan to be in Santa Clara in 7 years. Wow.,Ahead of schedule Where the schedule said they'd be finished by the time toddlers today are wearing adult diapers. +What issue has not been receiving the attention it deserves?,Police shooting unarmed black men +Why do you guys get so boner happy with vac waves?,Because it lets us know that valve's still making money on their game so they wont stop supporting it any time soon +Facebook Live suicide of turkish teen,"Yep, that music makes me want to kill myself too..." +"I'd absolutely mind a draft. Think about how many shit bags the military *already* has today, with a professional volunteer force. Now think about how many shitbags the military would have if you forced a ton of swinging dicks off the block into a branch they didn't want to be in, to do a job they didn't want to do, in a country they didn't want to go to. They'd be the majority, and it'd be a fucking nightmare. Not to mention we'd have barely any money to do shit, so we'd get even shittier equipment, less and lower-quality training, less benefits and incentives, so on and so on.","Actually with a draft you would be working with people with a higher IQ and more common sense, lol" +"On mobile. When you full screen, the video stays the same small size.",People fucking died! +"Those who drink tea in the UK drink enormous amounts of it, but the UK is only 5th in the world by tea consumption per capita. The main reason is that the UK has a large immigrant population from coffee drinking countries, which drags down the per capita measure.","Damn immigrants, stealing our tea-drinking credentials." +Taylor Hall is a good prospect but was losing Adam Larsson worth it? Probably.,this is sarcastic right... there's no +Ngaruawahia gang leader tells drug dealers: Leave - or else,I'll take or else for $800 Alex. +"Challenge: Make the worst team out of the best players **Stuck with 4 baiters**: Happy, Hiko, Dosia, Pronax, Krimz **Toxic-pasive nightmare:** s1mple, Taco, Freakazoid, Skadoodle, Friberg Or just 2016 nV in general! ;D Interested to see your combinations. **Please don't target individual players!**","N0thing, Stewie2K, Automatic, Shroud, Skadoodle." +"Once AI takes off (the singularity), we'll either be wiped out or easily be able to live wherever we want... That will probably happen before the Mars colony is really off the ground",In the past there was no point in developing the combustion engine because later computers were invented. +"I don't understand how anyone who's a christian could behave that way. The lawsuit is one thing. Maybe they genuinely feel they're right; their actions are still wrong and harmful, but I understand the motive. But wishing death on someone because you disagree with what they're doing? How can you even call yourself christian, when your doing this? I know there's a lot of negative opinions of christianity on reddit, but I really don't think this fits in with christian doctrine. Would Jesus tell a disabled person that he should die, because he built a shop to keep himself busy?","Yeah right, threatening someone who doesn't do what you say is so Unchristian." +I thought I was the only one that remembered that mini series.,Is it worth watching? +"Considering the average age of their target audience, you are absolutely right, but also, considering the average age of their target audience, technically it would have been *very* illegal.",so basically consoles arent for the gaming enthusiastist? +Why isn't stuff like this on the news instead of the same story over and over again?,"What, you're not happy with hearing about trump grabbing pussies?" +What the fuck rhythm is that?,Clearly a 3rd degree block with multifocal ventricular complexes +"[](/ajbaffle) That's why I can't understand the thought process of these people that say the game isn't being worked on. Damn, they're changing a lot of big stuff on the game. Just the new renderer made wonders to the game, it took time, but after it was finished it made a thing most people never thought possible on Dayz, playable framerate. Now think about the other big stuff that is comming, after all these big changes Dayz will be a new game entirely. BUT it will take time, but it doesn't mean they don't care about the game, hell, after all this hard work they're going through, If it doesn't mean that they DO care about the game, I don't know what else they would have to do to show that they care.","I dont think anyone says its not beinh worked on, just that its so insanely slow" +"What is the most pointless feature on your vehicle? I was putting my windows up today and noticed that the power window circuit breaker on my E30 coupe has not been used a single time in 6+ years of ownership. It's in the center console just above the passenger switch, and can't for the life of me figure out the purpose considering there are only two windows to open. Another seemingly useless, yet fairly rare part for E30s are headlight wipers. How much of an improvement do these really provide in poor weather? (Admittedly, they do look sexy and I know a lot of the DTM cars used them)",I thought you were going to say the turn singals +You don't need to feel bad for being born the race you are,But something something uncle internalized racism something something rape patriarchy something something man +Please teach me sensai.,"Uh, excuse me, but it's actually spelled sen*sei*." +"Friday the thirteenth Damn I really tried this time, but I guess it wasn't enough. Today, D13, I relapsed with mixed feelings. At the same time I feel sorrow and proudness as my six earlier streaks have gone under 7 days. It's unfortunate that I had this accident, but I read somewhere that if you dont' binge, relapse again etc, in three or four days so should be where you left. This gives me high hopes for tomorrow and for the next week, as I'm going camping with friends. Hopefully it'll help!","you realize, its Friday the fourteenth, right?" +More like the thick skull of so many people that don't understand they need backups. And to also remember if those backups were encrypted. And to not forget their password to those encrypted backups.,How can they forget the password when they are doing a test restore every month? +"These titles are so good, can't wait to see what people will come up with haha!",you forgot your +I think we all can agree Chronos is the best first item.,"Oh silly, you can't purchase a god" +How else do you take a panorama using only cell phone and nothing else?,"With your dick, obviously..." +"I have not watched the show in question, but I have upvoted for the use of the phrase 'farcical bag of cocks'.",i believe that would be what comes out of a clown car of all male clowns +naturn off siguro sa UI,Sayang namaaaan! +Where is this? Nice.,Don't you love when OP is attentive to their posts and answers questions instead of kw'ing? +My girlfriend demanded I remove a wallpaper off my desktop. I said no and she freaked out.,"Not controlling at all, no." +De Lima to public: 'Fight greatest fight since EDSA People Power',"Attention media and Filipinos that wants to sympathize, you are the last hope of De Lima to avoid jail time." +"makes perfect sense, if pedestrians are in a position where a car has to make this decision then they haven't followed the rules of the road, the passengers shouldn't be punished for other peoples mistakes.",Exactly - until some muppet brings up the wholly often occurring pedestrian who gets thrown into the road at the last second scenario as some reason or 'moral question' to stop autonomous vehicles. +I'm pretty sure Romanians are caucasian like the rest of Europe.,"Yes because Romanians, Finns and Italians all look the same...." +Houston 911 operator accused of hanging up on 1000s of calls,I'm sure when she was hired she was the most qualified applicant on the list +"Hows your morale? When you plant the bomb and successfully detonate it on the new inferno B site the fish in the fountain will die. Blowing up the nearby church I'm fine with, but these innocent fish? i say we go A every round from now on until they move the fish to a safer location.",Replace the fish pond with a chicken pond. +My entire family also refuses to use salt in their cooking... Even in water for boiling stuff...,Don't you know salt will kill you? +"He's already leaned into the conspiracy of evil banker Jew trope, the only thing missing is just out and out saying it.",But there's nothing he says comparable to Hitler +***Courage***,This is totally still hilarious and didn't stop being funny weeks ago. +What is this Bat symbol from?,Looks like the Telltale one to me +Drugs in replacement to alcohol?,Phenibut +New trump accuser coming forward today,I'm now wondering if the Trump Train is a code for Trump's long list of sexual assault victims. +Im currently in an argument with the thread author and he tells me that he has a 3. kd and 700spm in bo3 and only 24 killchains. and that the trashy slow TTK hinders him from getting more killchains and be even better. pub warrior :D,Well maybe he isnt accurate enough +So how long until Matthews is injured?,"Tomorrow night at the first home game, probably." +Wut. Blackwater Park is amazing but nothing about it is black metal,Bullshit its got a kvlt album art! +He loves the poorly educated,They is the best. +what people don't understand is its not just marmite From what I've heard on the radio at work it's all Unilever products,They're just trying to sabotage Brexit mate. +"So I guess if there was a silver lining to 9/11, it would be this.",Worth it +why not grossman,Yeah hes like #MVP +"Agree, especially for the disturbing 12pm and 12am. Which one is noon or midnight? Very confusing.",That's why you're supposed to be fluent in latin +What object has reached its final form and can't possibly be improved on?,Fax machine +How this guy views Thad Young lower than Solomon Hill is beyond me,But a career 33% 3-point shooter provides SO MUCH better spacing than career 32% 3-point shooter. +Some mook just posted it and I'm following back to the source. Cringe the whole way back.,Did you read my username before you used that *incredibly* offensive name? +In the US and Europe if you lay 500km of fibre optic cable you get access to millions of customers. There are places in the Australian bush where that would get you access to ten. Australia is big and it's expensive to lay cable across hundreds of kilometers of nothing.,Didn't realize cable is the only way to get internet to remote areas. +"New idea. We make Korea get worse by wasting their time playing against us, and we make the gap close by making them worse instead.",Worked for Starcraft. +I say this with no embellishments: if there was John Cena/Nikki tape it would most likely outsell the Pam and Tommy and Kardashian and Paris Hilton tapes combined.,Then can Cena turn heel? +You don't really understand these regulations you speak of.,"Retired banking compliance officer, so......... yeah, you're the expert" +"Bought 2x 100 packs, had the ultimate edition, bought 5x elite pack, and bought the 50 dollar pack. I feel a little silly but I got too hyped about my favorite game. It's kind of a joke. I got a total of a few legionaries and many epics. Legendary's are so rare in this game for customization. All these packs I opened...I opened like 100 something. I got most of the ones I wanted but so many legendary I didn't get. A few characters missing, a few of the weapon skins, I had to scrap a ton of stuff and unlock 2 weapon skins for legendary I wanted. Luckily I got the few skins I looked for and weapon skins. Still missing like 6 that I really wanted to make things perfect so all in all its a pretty big waste. Money grab but what ever.",You should buy another 100 pack +"Honestly it fucking bothers me that people are labeling this as triggered. She responded to the girl's question in a positive, encouraging way, hey, it's not as bad as people say it is!, and yet people are shitting on it for no reason.",Because anyone who says anything that can remotely be construed as feminist is clearly an overly emotional shrieking harpy +"I have this issue as well, but only when I play as the Aztecs. And also, whenever I meet Montezuma, my game crashes.",That's what you get for preordering +"David Arquette will be okay, he can still live off the glory of being a former WCW champion.",He will soon be joined by Dixie Carter and whomever is current heavyweight champion of TNA when it sells out to WWE and Vince. +Halloween event is to damn hard My maximum level was 1001 and after I converted cubes to necklaces it is unbeatable for me. Carl still capped so it cannot be compensated by long run. So the maximum level that I should beat to get the event items is 1036. This event will last 12days and it is unbeatable during these days. I can maximum make 3 shards that will give me 5 levels of progression. Played from one update before Easter and have a lotta of orbs but still cannot beat any of Halloween challenges(.,How many pearl necks and GS levels do you have? +I think Sweden's bigger crime was staying neutral in WW2 and selling iron to Nazi Germany. But that's just me.,"Nah, most WWII/Holocaust deaths were whities, who gives a shit?" +Fucking NDP! I told you bill 6 would ruin farming.,I think you dropped this: +Fuck every single one of them that voted yes for this. Schools need money you idiots,Who needs schools when you can have a football stadium? +So they can return them if the Dodgers beat them.,I was lost without this explanation +p sure it's tears bro,Good to see discussion is still alive and well on here +"No. Her place is in Africa. She doesn't need to come back. She had her time to shine in that spotlight in 5, but she doesn't need to be back. There needs to be a good reason for her coming back, but if they don't, leave her where she is. It's a stretch to think that's even Sheva. What would she even be doing there wasting her time?!",Voting for trump eh? +Why is Allred getting involved? What's in it for her?,The fact that she was a delegate for Hillary at the DNC convention has nothing to do with it. +How I feel when my boyfriend plays his computer games!,learn to be independent then? +Environmental Racism,We wuz been pushing by the white man created hurricanes n sheet +Don't Call Me Lady!,You forgot the +"Those LA fans are horrible, how in the hell is that place so quiet on opening night",It's late +"Sounds like change, i'm not a fan of that.",You forgot the +"Nurse here, though I was a nursing student last year. I was the nursing student that asked lots of questions. Some nurses love having an extra helper and others see students as a bother and slowing them down. Find the ones that are knowledgeable but also don't mind or like answering your questions. Once I started working as I nurse, I realize the nurses that didn't like to answer my questions or having a student nurse was because they didn't know how to answer questions or they were unethical in their practice. This awkward phase of standing around and not knowing what to do is very common btw. It happens in every clinical setting when you're new. Don't let it get to you. The best way to help is to ask the nurse if they need help with anything, following them to help with procedures without being asked and help so they know you actually want to learn. A big no-no would be doing something that's not in your scope of practice without the nurses knowing.","Dont worry about the IV machine that was beeping, I turned it off for you" +"Americans overwhelmingly support much of the Democratic party's *social* platform. And even if 60% of the US supports, say, LGBT rights and 60% supports, say, minimum wage, there's no guarantee it's the same 60%. Additionally, Americans =/= voting americans.","Ban the gay marriages and force the women to carry pregnancies, but god help me if I pay more taxes." +"I too was lost on a trail. (Sedona, Arizona) 16:9 resolution of 1334x750 (326 ppi)",But you can't be lost if you're on a trail! +"Question for hodlers: Will you ever sell? I was wondering about how dedicated people really are to bitcoin and how convinced they are that it has a bright, sustainable future. Hypothetically, is there a point when you would just dump all you have if the price is right? Say bitcoin gets to that magical, mythical 10k USD mark, would you sell, return to fiat and buy a house etc or have you already decided to hold for the rest of your life and wait until you will buy the house with bitcoin itself and live comfortably using only btc? To the point when bitcoin somehow replaces money and just becomes part of everyone's (at least in the first world countries) lives... Thanks for you thoughts",When 1BTC=$1M +I thought it was good,you are allowed to be wrong. +Would you also slow down when moving uphill?,No of course not thatd be stupid +I'm not exactly sure if this fits here but it immediately made me think of this sub when I saw it,"Unlike Pepe, Peep is sexist, not racist." +ok you win.,You dropped this +"I had a H2 who was not following traffic laws cause an accident where i wound up Tboning her. My impala was totaled and i made it out mostly ok. Her car had some cosnetic damage and I think i managed to break her front wheel assembly possibly the axel. As much as I am not a fan of the H2 i know better than to sue them as they just make the car. The accident was soley the drivers fault, which is why I went after her and her insurance.","No, clearly you should have sued the manufacturer as they should have known that selling a vehicle like the H2 would lead people to not follow the laws and end up getting into an accident." +This continues the theme that most of your posts have. NTs are not broken. Sorry.,"Yes, completely logical, morally correct and fundamentally a natural part of a civilized, evolved society to beat the living shit out of someone for perceived inferiority." +You mean PlayBNS? Or the server that came out earlier this year? NCSOFT is still supporting that one. PlayBNS is illegal,"^ what he said, playbns is poor adaption from chinese client with current lvl 50 cap" +"How about teaching your children what is right from wrong,how to be respectful to others, how and when to stand up for themselves and when to let things go, how not to be easily offended,how to have self worth. There are things that they need to and will work out for themselves.",What about the *girls*? +I will be downtown. I was thinking the parking situation and cost will be fairly outrageous.,"At the Hotel Palomar, I think valet was ~$63/night, which makes DC and Boston parking seem reasonable in comparison - I booked the 'valet included' package to get it down to something reasonable - but yeah, complete waste of money if downtown, I was doing a road trip tour and so it was unavoidable." +A way to make dragon Ball Super a thousand times better. Just destroy the dragon balls! If they are gone then death is death. No coming back! Or just bring back the 1 time revival rule.,Let's change the title to just Super while we're at it... +"Ah, I imagined the vomit being the hate and vitriol they spew out of their every orifice.","It's our own fault, the liberal agenda we shoved down their throats is provoking an allergic reaction and has to go out somewhere." +"There are some racist, sexist, islamophobic, homophobic white females, too.","Racism is prejudice plus power, and because women don't have power, they can't be racist." +"Call the company, explain the issue and ask if they've got anything with a bigger entrance. See if you can get it swapped.",Or sue the company for fat shamming +I've had more than one person tell me in total seriousness that if Hillary wins Bill will essentially be running things. The same people have also told me that when Bill was president it was really Hillary who was in charge.,the conspiratorial mind a weak mind that gives more credence to flights of fancy than facts and reality +TIL not assuming suicide means I can't show concern or compassion. I guess I'm a real piece of shit.,I'm glad you finally realized it. +Two Americans have been arrested and charged for allegedly helping to hack high-ranking US government officials.,The Russians! +"I'm surprised how many people missed the fact that it's a rendering. It's good, certainly, but it's fake.","Fake is not the right word here, that implies it was intended to trick people into thinking it was real (and while that could be the case, we don't know and shouldn't assume as much.)" +"Now that I think about it, friends that main Riven are super nice people irl. But whenever I have random Rivens in my game they rage like animals. Weird.",Toxic players lose 27% more games and end up in bronze with you +So will the SM Demo be released exactly at 00:00 of 18.10. or how does it work?,Moon demo releases 12 hours after the Sun demo. +Can a God have an abilily like the Spy in TF2?,Just give Loki a disguise kit +"To be fair, programming a smart AI is hard enough even before adding in the need for variable difficulty levels.",Which is why it makes sense that modders will make good AI rather than the company raking in billions who supposedly develops the game.. +"A week after calling on Trump to step aside, GOP Senate candidate now says he'll vote for him",No way is he going to regret this... +"Yeah, the best way to deal with drunks is automatics.",Shit this guy doesn't have a +It was trying to play...,You clearly don't understand the depth and intricacies of puppy/baby relationships +I just got a Snapchat from some random girl in our school saying hmu if you want to start a streak ;))) what the fuck do i do,Dick pic +Lucky.,sent pm with link +We Owe you Guys an Explanation...,Ugh this video is nothing like the old videos Sellouts... +Ah I knew it!! Thanks for confirming my sanity!,And your shittyness! +Probably because it's easier to balance spell damage cards around all the damage spells in the format instead of having to worry about all the damage and healing spells. They would be generally weaker than they are now and wouldn't be playable in most classes.,Would be absolutely insane if priest or paladin could throw down a spell power minion and heal for one extra hp. +Why do you believe that only property owners should be allowed to vote?,Mere serfs don't deserve the right to vote. +"He's asking for $450 so nice try, and in the title is states all L","Uhh, its called negotiation dude..." +Always wear your seat belts.,yeah because they wouldn't have drowned with those. +He's a little old to be that athletic anymore.,Yay for stunt doubles. +My gorgeous lady,She's so pretty! +Indiana mom says she decided to kill kids after Amber Alert-In a jail interview she says that she killed the children so they'd be safe in heaven. My kids are in a better place. They don't have no worries no more.,She's mentally ill and we know this because mental illness is exclusive to one race which all know but can't say because of pc culture. +"i have the non K version, and i can run it medium settings. So yes you can run it, just not max settings.",Ok thank you +I send this to my console playing friends who say they don't want to play games hunched over a desk.,But you're playing on an Xbox one.... +If kakashi died...who would be the 6th hokage? Lets say kakashi died for wtv reason during the war....if thats the case who would take over the place of the 6th hokage,Sakura +"Die eigenlijk helemaal niet zo knap is, ze heeft weinig uitstraling.",Dan vraag ik me af wat jij verstaat onder knap. +Make sure you get their consent,Just grab them by the pussy. +Rappers don't rap? So what do we call them now?,They should have always been called crappers if you ask me. +"Looks like there's a chance, albeit tiny, for us to get the 'Supes back!",don't be misogynist +"Right. Best thing for ur date to see is you raping the little bastards in laser tag using the nickname #maga. One time I took this chick on a date to laser tag (most women I date are much younger than me, around university age) and this young similarly aged buck thought he'd try and alpha dog me. I was merciless. There was a silent respect afterwards. I got laid a lot that night.",Please god tell me you dropped your +"Fucking hell, she tied with nobody","That means she won, right?" +Acclaimed Journalist charged with 'Rioting' for Reporting on Corporate Violence.,"If you spread sedition, you deserve to be jailed!" +"What are the honest limitations for foreigners? hey, i've been researching what foreigners can/can't do, what's most accessible, etc. i thought coming here would be a good idea, since most of y'all are in china or have been in china. what are some real limitations (legally, financially, socially) that affect you, and most importantly, to what severity do they affect you?",Genetically incapable of using chopsticks and will starve to death if not bring own fork and knife everywhere you go. +AP Poll Week 8,ITT : SEC BIAS CONFIRMED +"Friendly questions: its not called theft if you just put the unpurchased item in your bag, but only when you're leaving the store with it, right?",Not in New Jersey once you attempt to conceal it's considered theft so I depends on the state +I ALREADY TOLD YOU I AM NOT A POTATO PERSON I AM GOING TO HANG UP,I can help! +"Awe, that's adorable. You're just a little kid throwing a hissy fit.",you forgot the +GTX770 EVGA SC 4GB Give Away,"i want it so i can shove it up my ass and please myself with those nice, soft, fan blades, mmm...." +What it feels like to get a GTX 1080 (Video by logokas),i got dual GTX 1080's just so i could max out GTA 3 and run it at 600 FPS +Offsetting fouls I would understand. No penalty at all?,Didn't grab the facemask.... +"An old roommate of mine was against immigrants taking jobs. He is Swedish and told me this in England, where he works..",No no you misunderstood he only wants those scary brown people gone not the good hard working white people. +"Reason why eGr is winning that no one is talking about. Wards. The ward coverage from eGr this Lan has been insane. Just look at how many wards they have, especially early and mid game. Sentry wards on almost every player and choke point, smart hidden wards around walls and gold furies to spot rotations, and amazing vision control.","Nah, it's because of that scummy OP Bastet backdoor" +fwooooooooooooo.......boom,Rocket +I got some bad news for you...,He prefers curling now? +Just saw Carnage live last night for the first time in Orlando and had the time of my life lol,I feel like his sets would be insane live. +"If they were truly seeking nothing but safety from war, why are they in Greece?",Many of the local refugee camps are extremely dangerous and unstable. +"This wins the prize for the most whiney, entitled and childish post of 2016. Congratulations. It's a videogame. And its a pretty good one. I spent my 60 bucks and had about 200 hours of fun playing it, which is about 30 cents an hour. Damn good value. Since then I've had another 150 hours of fun playing the endgame, which is effectively free content provided by the developer. And now they're making the game even better. For free. They didn't have to do any of this. They could have just released the game and walked away. Which for the majority of the history of videogames is what happened. Release the game, people buy it, play it, finish it, and then move on with their life and go buy another one. If you want to see a broken game, Google ET on the Atari. That was a broken game. But now oooh nooo; people want the game to be as good as the best ever game in the genre, and will wail and gnash their teeth if it falls short. It's not a car. If I spend $25,000 on a car and the car is reasonably good but it's got some faults, then sure I want it fixed for free. But you didn't spend $25k on a car. You spent $60 on a video game. That's a nice pair of jeans or dinner for 2. But if I spend $60 on dinner and it's reasonably good, but not quite as good as the best meal I ever had, do I throw a hissy fit, demand not only that the meal is improved for free but that I also want them to fix it to my specifications and keep giving me free dessert for months? Oh, and that they should thank me for yelling at them? No I don't. Because I'm not 6 years old. I feel sorry for the devs. They work hard and produce a very good game (perfect? No. Very good? Yes), and also work hard to fix the problems that occur, and all they get is this kind of petulant and infantile abuse from people that want the moon on a stick. So, from me: thank you massive. Thank you for making a good game that I enjoy. Thank you for fixing the problems. Thank you for the extra free content. And I'm sorry that you have to put up with this drivel.","Oh, the irony." +"Anyone else break down in tears when they feel the pure essence of God's love cascading down their soul like a flow of hot syrup? That's what you're missing out on. Return to your maker and stop revelling in the fact that you reject him, Reddit. I know that some people have different views but this site is just a blatant attack on Christians.",I think you forgot the +Civilization.,you dropped your +i feel bad,You are in good company. +"No I actually still am going on, it's been 4 months and I am on loop 481 plz help",o +Yes because all experts recommend drafting kickers early.,Sorry forgot the +"Whoa, based on his post history, do we have to guess?",Hey weebs can be ripped too! +which head?,there's more than one head? +I was with a girl once and she made the face on the left. I did the logical thing and married her.,yeah it's so hard to find a girl that appreciates a big dick +"If a bullet exits a head something else would also exit a head....BLOOD!!! No blood of TH was anywhere in that garage. Not only is there no blood in the garage, there is no blood on the bullet! That's one amazing bullet!!","Of course, because SA thoroughly cleaned all the garage to get rid of any spattered blood" +COLD APPROACH PICKUP. SCREW DA WIFE BE A ROCKSTAR,"I was thinking more of meeting up with a different set of housewives than his wife, wink wink." +"Well, as a guy, I live in a shitty apartment and I sleep with Axe under my bed in case some psycho woman tries to break in. I then spray it on myself to drive her away.",HAHA sexual assault is only violent if it's done against women. +"Yeah I'm worried about that pass rush, not too hot looking today.","Don't worry, Gregory will save us week 15." +"I mean, wow. Its so rare to hear the fuckboi mating call of m'lady these days...","He's not a fuckboi, he's a fuck _man_" +A politician dies....,I swear i just saw this one 5 hours ago... +"Android System/Android OS not at the top? Wow, what a world we live in.",They fixed it by making the screen less efficient so it used up more battery! +tested on a creative world. it only took 2 meteors to find all patterns. both meteors had 3 different patterns. i dont see what youre complaining about.,"Ah yes, because everyone knows that the mean probability is best tested with one random data point" +"Worst part is, this guy really does have a very inspiring story, having gone form an obese alchoholic druggie to a fitness competitor to get his life in order. He's not doing it anymore, but the way he got himself together was nothing short of amazing. Leave it to crabs to pick all good things apart, tho",I wish I had a more noble reason for losing weight other than society pressuring me. +More vote rigging by the damn riggers.,Are you saying democrats are rigging the system with this ruling? +Stefan Molyneux on Twitter: Hillary Clinton's public position on Julian Assange: Kill Him. Hillary Clinton's private position on Julian Assange: Kill Him.,At least she's consistent +Face turn of the century,Just gotta wait till he gets pushed to the top now +"AB multimap is the reason. Before when it was not that popular, Ecto farming was not that fast, AB multimap made it so easy to get 30+ Ectos every 2 hrs with only 20 mins of effort.","And most people don't even put the effort part, just stand at a stairs on any of the four gates and wait for others to clear the meta for you, yay!" +Lol Pistols don't count,"Dang, forgot that pistols don't have short barrels" +CNN claims that it's illegal to read Wikileaks and you can only get your information of the leaks from them,Because CNN is a holy authority of unbiased news coverage +Everybody just stopped talking about it.,"Haiti got wrecked, but there hasn't been a Katy Perry concert for them so no one cares." +"...and highly illegal. At least in Germany, ALL jammers are banned, as you can not exactly control who you jam and who you don't so you will inadvertenly jam the phones of other people, as well, and what do you do, once an emergency happens?",I'm sure the illegality of the act is going to stop the government from doing it. +Fica mais bonito.,Passa mais credibilidade. +Is this voodoo magic stuff real?,About as real as Christianity +Don't think they want him dead (yet) they'll probably fly him to guantanmo bay for some surfing.,"But, I thought Candidate Obama promised us he'd shut down the prison?" +Your AM commute on YL/BL is ruined. Something apparently went amiss outside Pentagon City and I'm going to be late. Single-tracking to L'Enfant/Arl Cemetery.,In Paul We Trust +So that used car salesman thing is the best summarization of Trump I've ever seen and if I wasn't poor af right now I'd give you gold buddy!,"Under Trump, you could afford that gold" +Scientists planning on making the first space nation,Gundam tells me that this is gonna be good idea +you might as well delete the hero from the game.,"Yeah, because giving her the ability to spam several daggers in a row while having them have a cooldown before the charges refresh would tottaallly make her trash-tier." +UK spy agencies 'broke privacy rules' says tribunal,Human rights always being annoying +"They beat Wisconsin in the Rose Bowl a few years back, too.",Only because they got there on a road paved by the Little Sisters of the Poor. +Ready to be grabbed by Donald Trump!,"STFU, it was just locker room banter!" +The mods made it really easy to miss the Podesta leaks all last week.,That's because it's not relevant to current US elections +Reported because Hate Symbol,you forgot to put an +Should system down be banned?,Yes it is a stupid card but they wouldn't ban it. +Jae Crowder + Brooklyn 1st rd pick,We're talking about Brook Lopez not Stephen Curry or LeBron James. +"It's a loading screen. It's there so you don't stare at a black screen and complain about the load time as much. Trust me, a black screen would make you even more impatient.",It's just a visual Glitch +Internet time (Xbox servers I suppose) + geolocation of your IP address.,"so if I can some how proxy through lets say japan, id have access now." +Hey hey hey. As a walking piece of human shit I am offended by your comparison.,Flair checks out +Hello reddit my name is siractionslacks ask me anything!,THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN +"So, you're telling us that you were involved in a child porn ring while in high school?",And the girl would be the first to get arrested for distribution of this filth +"Hate to be that guy but how exactly is he supposed to help? It's putting air in a tire, not like you need a second set of hands.","if she were my girlfriend, i would get out and get the tire for her, so she wouldn't have to lift a finger, all while reminding her what a beautiful special flower she is" +This happy looking man celebrating the Olympic athletes parade in town today. The whole event was a fantastic display of multiculturalism and pride. Lovely stuff!,I think he's flying the flag upside down because he secretly hates Britain and everything it stands for. +Vikings Social Media Team is Savage,"I bet if you look close enough, it is actually 4 Sam Bradfords on Mount Rushmore." +Is this what playing too much FE does to people?,Two nukes weren't enough +Yeah I had heard somewhere that Netherlands was a really strong candidate.,Looks like someone payed a bribe +You mean NA GE - EU LE.,you mean NA GE - EU Nova 3 +"Ahmad is an inch or two under 6'9 and won't spend much time in the post, if any. Adrian will start at the 4 like he did at the end of the year over Holton. Ahmad is our only natural 3, and Phillip will likely by the first off the bench while Carter and Miles continue to start as they have for the last two years.","Nah, he is a C bro..." +Have you seen James O'Keefe new video? Or do I get banned for saying that..,"No, just recognized as ridiculously gullible." +Keys Crimson/Lime Vortex Post below,How many keys you offering for lime vortex? +"With a perfect crew and no crew members lost, it's possible to repair a gun breach in under 10 seconds.",Can you stovepipe jam a cannonbreach? +"I FOUND PROOF THAT THE HILLARY CAMPAIGN HAD THE PROTESTER FROM THE O'KEEFE VIDEO DIRECTLY ON THEIR PAYROLL. I CROSS REFERENCED HER CAMPAIGN EXPENSES AND ZULEMA RODRIGUEZ SHOWED UP. GOING RATE FOR A RIOTER: $1,610.24 and a free phone. TO THE TOP^^^^",I thought the video was faked +if you said Fitz was the spark last year to our team being good but are now saying a change in QB wouldn't make our team better you are a hypocrite fyi,But look at that beard +"take that terrible text up with Mike Hearn, he wrote it and edit warred against anyone who changed it for years.",What part of that statement is factually untrue? +This is the kind of thing deportations are needed for.,It's easier to deport stacked caskets I suppose. +"Don't blame you, pc blows",i'll miss getting shrekt by you pizzaman (if you are the pizzaman that ive been playin against). +Kids smoke so you don't have to! Brilliant,"We vape, 'scuse you." +He also assumed they were also criminals.,"Well, they are brown." +Take the backseat out,But where will all the women throwing themselves at me sit? +"I don't think it's just cops. This is a very common thing with human beings. When they're caught lying, they double down to save their asses. The only way to fix this is to have more oversight and not rely on people's testimony as much as other tangible evidence.",How dare you hold cops to the same standards as human beings. +"Autistic men hardly ever get laid, but they usually turn out to be fine Linux programmers and wizards","Thanks for your optimism, it really made my day." +Safety first!,"From the looks of it, you should slow down a few hundred miles per hour." +My exhaust pipes have come apart from the muffler. What would be the best way to repair this?,"Fuck the exhaust, weight reduction bro!" +2017 Volvo XC90 in Sport Mode,"Wait, if I shift my Accord into sport mode does that improve pictures I take of it?" +I'm probably just going to wake up in the morning and play Destiny like I normally do because it's not that big of a deal. I'm 386. I have 14 LLs to go. I'm not going to stress about them.,"Me too, reset for me is soloing Crota for the millionth time trying to get Blackhammer!" +He certainly had issues doing stuff with the ball against a solid defensive unit that tended to double team him.,How dare you attribute a player's ineffectiveness due to a solid defensive display? +This. I worked 40 hours a week throughout undergrad. That paid for my rent and bills. The idea that I could have paid for school or even have got a head start on my loans was comical.,"Well why didn't you just work harder, you lazy millennial?" +I also have no idea why my comment is downvoted to hell. I was just joking.,All those downvoters can tell! +Girls rule. Women are funny. Get over it.,Thank you for correcting the record +There are rebels in Manbij? Do you know what you are saying? Rebels are advancing towards Al-Bab from their own positions.,So will SDF. +"I don't know what to do with this garbage New mazda3 and I am very excited. It's the first car I've purchased. Everything is wonderful... except, I'm having to learn proper car maintenance from scratch. We'll just say I did not always treat my previous car with the respect it deserved. I've almost finished reading the user manual from cover to cover (though I might have skipped some of the particulars about air bags and seat belts). There is lots of information available about detailing. The problem I'm coming to you with now is a lot more mundane. What do I do with my garbage? I have some bad habits but I am motivated to change them. I want to keep this car as tidy as possible. I've seen a million versions of the bag around the passenger's seat, but that looks really tacky and takes up room in an already cramped back seat. If I drive someone around I don't want them to have a face full of detritus. The smartest solution seems to be to use the map pockets on the front doors. The issue there is that I want something with a top. I don't want to just throw stuff into the doors and lining them with a bag would look bad. I haven't found anything made for this spot though that doesn't have lots of issues and shit ratings. So, I know it's not a sexy post, but it's something everyone deals with. I'm posting this to see what inventive solutions are out there. Thanks!","One option is to live in an area with a lot of break-ins, you will learn quickly not to leave ANYTHING In the car" +"Was pretty standard, maik was exposed and looking the wrong way, gave shox all the time in the world to kill him. Plus it was an eco.","yes pretty standard, I do this every other round" +"I mean, I could have sworn there was some guy that played in Chicago in the 90s that had a pretty solid amount of skill...",He needed Pippen to get a ring +De Gea save vs Coutinho,"The shot right before the replay looks fucking badass, the job is done :)" +The blue bit 'rubbed out ink' - Never worked,That's used to erase paper and not pen marks +What is your go to home remedy for bad sinuses and a sore throat?,"Lemon, honey and ginger" +"Angel Beats inspired me to try to be a doctor (possible spoilers) About 5 years ago, I watched Angel Beats! It was obviously very touching (Rip SSS), and right when I had no idea what I wanted to be. Otonashi striving to be a doctor and his whole story about it gave me my new goal in life. Fast-forward 5 years, and I'm going into Stanford pre-med after years of hard work. I had totally forgotten about Angel Beats, but like it was fate, yesterday I accidentally hit Ichiban no Takaramono (which I had downloaded in my obsession period) in my music list. 5 seconds in, and I was holding back tears. It was pretty emotional for me :'(. I guess I wanted to post this because I needed to get these emotions off my chest, but also just to say screw the people who think anime is just childish cartoons. It amounts to more than that. I also want to know if anyone else has had their life changed by an anime, and what it was, because I'm getting back into it now. Thanks a lot, Angel Beats. :)",Big order is the reason im working in the Asylum. +"Hey buddy, that unnamed card is a must have for any proper self respecting concede priest, thank you very much!..",Every priest is a concede priest if you play in ranked :) +Not in Soccer. The UK also beat the US in the Paralympics somehow.,You mean football? +Best Draw Card? Which card (excluding banned cards) do you think is the best in terms of drawing more and why? Doesn't matter if it's specific to a certain archetype.,{{Pantheism of the Monarchs}} is a perfectly fair and balanced card +There is video evidence. Self-incriminating confessions from these executive branch people that work there. That's about as damning an evidence as you can get.,yes but do you have any REAL evidence? +"Warning: Sanity Check on Ballot for Upcoming Election. For your vote to count, you must answer Yes to this question :)",Is that the 42 year duration new half penny tax? +How many times did you have to rewind to get the squirrel to stay?,"Well, considering the body size of that squirrel..." +"1 year clean from heroin today, thank you Trees!","and now you're a pothead, congrats" +"Dude, I've played Civ 3. Pyramids are +2 grain storage.",After watching ancient aliens we now know it was an ancient deathray! +"The title is misleading, they are providing a loan for the purchase not actually funding it.",Am sure these guys got a fair market rate for their loan. +MONSTERS UNLEASHED Unleashes Monster-Sized Tie-Ins!,"Yay, more tie-ins!" +"I think it's funny you pointed to our toxic politics. I'm not super familiar with politics in Europe, but even I can name AfD, Ukip, FN, the True Finns, Jobbik, Golden Dawn, and that's just off the top of my head. Honestly, the untempered racism and gegen Multikulti bullshit is one of the big reasons I moved back to the US from Germany.","No, but you see Europe doesn't have as many black people and mexicans to oppress so they're not racist." +Am I the first one who noticed OP put us a month into the future?,You beat me to it lol daily thread for the next month? +"Correcting someone's grammar. Seems innocent, but no matter how you do it, it makes you sound like a complete asshole",You forgot the period at the end. +"Top 5 in QB Hurries- Donald, Ingram, Hughes, Sheard and Pierre-Paul",I can't believe we traded away Chandler to feature Sheard. +"If I see someone stockpiling guns, building bombs, and talking about how they are going to use them to commit mass murder very soon, and I don't tell anyone, I would share just a little of the blame when they eventually do it.","Right, I forgot that domestic terrorists do that with reckless abandon with absolutely no thought to who is seeing them do it." +Reverse CSGO'd,reported enjoi vac +Googled Absolute Perfection and this was one of the results. I am now a happier man.,You forgot the +I'm saying companies should be less pissed when people who've been through battles like Bradshaw forget the right name for this year's new device/thing.,"It was a joke based on his shingles cream commercials, should've put an" +Probably wouldn't even compile if you didn't declare *i* somewhere else.,Who doesn't declare i as a global variable? +"I listen to a lot of Podcasts and Audiobooks in Overcast, and I really want a way to skip back. I have it set to skip back 15 seconds when I triple click my EarPod microphone, and I really want that functionality in the AirPods. Siri is not available when I'm underground on the subway...",Just buy an Apple Watch! +I still have no idea why they made this move. It's not like we were strong at corner.,Because Mills has higher upside! +They know Obama's speech will get in the media and the O'Keefe videos won't,"Almost like the impartial, unbiased media doesn't want us to see this video.................." +Red Dead Redemption 2 NOT Coming to PC,"Guys, guys stop, apparently we can't complain because we aren't entitled to anything." +tim leiper needs our assistance to break this current trend!,Creeper no creeping +"Haha. Security anticipates a peaceful protest; however CPD will be there, so ya never know...",I guess police being present is enough to incite violence now. +"i have a RM1X, it's extremely powerful, not 100% convinced on ease of use but probably just need more time with it. has some super cool features and a couple of let-downs. have previously used an MC505 which isn't too shabby either.","i got my rm1x for $150, and it kills anything even remotely close at that price" +Just awful honestly,If only we had a good faceoff guy like Lars Eller on the team... +when mainstream media attempts to talk UFC. Nate can't make 155?,Natural welterweight +Like this waste of a shitpost? At least you have an accurate imagination.,At least it's better than the 1000th MOMENTINCRIME IS 100% GUYZ +With Hanzo steel.,No silly Hanzo is the one with the bow. +"Dude, you're an asshole","You're right, but I think you're missing the" +"Anyone else love the Type-2? This gun is incredible and has quickly become my favorite gun in Infinite Warfare. Its versatility with being able to turn it into akimbo pistols for a close encounter while still holding its own at a distance makes it godly. Yea its not the fastest killing thing and the Akimbo is a bit inconsisteny sometimes, but its a necessary loss for the versatility. I find myself pulling it apart and putting it back together super often depending on what part of the map I run into. What do you guys think of it? How do you run it? I use foregrip, laser sight and stock",It's shit i hope it get's buffed +We already have term limits. They're called elections.,Which are so effective at stopping my Iowa representatives +You or the folks in the video can't be reasoned out of the nonsense you never reasoned yourselves into.,k +What sound do you love?,People chewing food with their mouth open 24/7 mm wow I wish people would do it around me more so that I could muster up the courage to just fucken merk myself already +doesn't compete with No Man's Sky,You dropped this: +Source?,Source: me +Bethesda Sale; Fallout 4 Deluxe Bundle for $54.99,"Damn, I was hoping to see Skyrim on this sale." +What could possibly go wrong?,Don't give the devs any ideas +Hillary Clinton campaign bus dumps sewage on Gwinnett County street,"I am sure it was Hillary personally who told them to dump shit in the sewer, not some rented driver who didn't care." +Shock Jock Tapes Show Donald Trump Jr. Is As Offensive As Dad,So he made a joke on a comedy show....the horror +"Of course it's not true, but writing nobody knows what they're doing on Reddit is guaranteed to get you sweet, sweet karma, so no matter what arguments you hurl at them, people are not going to listen and/or stop writing it.",You don't know what you're doing either so this argument is invalid +You gained +10 Resistance And +5 Charisma,More like -5 charisma +The truck never showed up.,Even a mod can drop the +Just got sent this by my grandma,Yeah it's not like her emails show that she's committed crimes or anything +Could you bring that axe up to Skyhold so us arms warriors can see if it triggers our hidden artifact quest?,Have you tried Archaeology? +"TIL that witch windows, or diagonal windows, exist almost exclusively in Vermont. The name comes from the superstition that witches cannot fly their broomsticks through slanted windows.",Cleary did not prevent Hillary from entering Bernie's and chased him out of the race :( +Hillary Clinton campaign bus dumps sewage on Georgia street,I wonder what she was thinking when she was ordering the release of that into the street +Doesn't he technically have full *life* but not full hitpoints? *triggered*,Health points +Update: Suspect Arrested in Shooting of Fairbanks Police Officer,"Oh look the asshole/gangster nod, color me surprised" ++1. So many guys don't do stuff like this- is it because they're uncomfortable or simply not into it?,"Yeah, theres absolutely no way that calling someone a good girl could backfire, right?" +I just found out the company I work for are closing 30 branches and cutting 600 jobs while watching This Morning sat at my desk.,"Possibly not the best time to announce you're at your desk watching This Morning, while posting on Reddit..." +An attorney told you to post this? Uh-huh. I'm sure.,"Remember, unless you tell them it's illegal, it's not illegal." +Indian Captain Planet,With that context I need to see this video again. +"Modern game like Daggerfall Is there any game made today like Daggerfall? I really want to play another game like it, and the new elder scrolls are too shallow for me. I have played many RPGs in the past, like Fallout 1+2, Baulders Gate, and the likes, and just want something like daggerfall again. I alredy know about legend of grimrock too. I mean like non party as well. 1 character. Thanks ahead of time.",no man's sky +Progessive Liberals: when having the moral high ground so they can have brownie points on debates is more important than getting rid of hate groups...,But the only way to get rid of hate groups is to write scathing satirical articles... +What relevance does his being a black guy have haha,Clearly most black people have ties to activision and infinity ward. +"The UI *is* imperfect, that's what RES is for.",Blasphemy! +Are we really going to downvote this person because they voted ukip. Aren't we better than this?,"nah, the mere implication that you (Voted Leave / Supported UKIP / Might be right of centre) makes anything you have to say invalid ^" +repost from the top post of this subreddit,"It's really hard to sort by top: all time actually, so I appreciate this post greatly." +The first picture in that article is a refugee with lines on his forehead. I'm mid twenties and *I* don't have lines on my forehead. No way that guys is under thirty.,"Well, you see, the child has a lot of stress and anxiety and worry... As you'll notice, he's also going bald, and has premature gray hairs." +Wounder why he lost the primarys,Because Trump rugged the primaries. +It's not like I disagree with the sentiment. Lol. It's just purely factual. The Broncos need a win this Monday.,"You're right, if we lose we'll be 4-3 and I'm guessing no team in NFL history went to the playoffs after starting the season 4-3..." +Ain't this exactly what OP is suggesting?,"Off topic maybe , but I think all guardians should be revived once the boss is dead." +"He cant, he is not born in murica","Obama wasn't either, and look how he turned out." +"Grading Destiny Players I hear a lot about the levels players are at and how they define themselves, so I came up with three levels/names for players: 1 - Hard or 1%er = Destiny is your game of choice and you want to do every Raid, weapon and thing the day its out. 2 - Legacy Player = Destiny is a long time part of your life, but you have a life that gets in the way. 3 - Newbie = Heard about it, my friends play it, now I do...what's the etiquette of tea bagging?","Excellent, I've been waiting for this information." +JonTron if he was viewing the YouTube page for TanookiSuit3's YouTube account and later realized that he was a weeb.,Isn't TanookiSuit3's YouTube channel called deadgrumps? +"Hey, there's nothing wrong with a basic classic. I have many a fond memory with a PBR in my hand... (and the fuzzy boy holding the beer definitely doesn't hurt!)",Can't beat a Blue Ribbon! +"Why don't Indians get it, The World will respect India only when India is a Big Economy and everything else is secondary. India should be a $12 trillion economy rather than a $2 trillion economy than see the difference, how the world cares about India. But Indians are busy not building an economy but fighting each other for stupid internal politics, we just seem to ignorant. we are obsessed over things of little importance. Indian Media seems always working on silly things like Pakistan, when you are so obsessed over silly things you become silly. Indian Media, Indian public like you and me, NGO's, all politicians should single-mindedly focus on making India a Big Economy. from $2 trillion to $20 trillion. with that kind of wealth we could solve innumerable problems. Everything else is secondary, we have 1.3 billion people to build a economy of that size. ignore all the stupid irrelavent things media and people.","But... but... how can they eat beef, its a holy cow for god sake" +"We, on the whole, do a lot of good in the world (taking out genocidal regimes, fighting terrorism, economic and nuclear sanctions, etc.). It's the careless killing, rampant capitalism, political sideshow and general arrogance of some of our.. *louder* citizens that people hate.",Because Russia and China would be so much more benevolent in our place. +Guess my 8GB just won't cut it...,"Duh, ofc 8 < 64, you need 8x more !" +"Hmm, does that mean all my Windows Pro licenses will be free from now on, I mean if they fired their QA and we're now doing QA for them, shouldn't we be compensated in some fashion?",evidently you don't understand how this modern app economy works +did you just assume my grenades gender?,TRIGGERED! +"I admit, the thing above is a great pasta. The one word comment thing is getting a bit stale though.",This. +This will kill pvp! Unless... victims items could be looted by killer!,But you can't kill what is already dead... +"The best thing critics of the church could have done was to let him live. The guy was a Q&A machine. He would have eventually talked himself into a corner. It's hilarious, right? We get a detailed Q&A with God about the book of Revelation that nobody really gives a shit about anymore, but we can't get past no official position on things like WHEN LIFE BEGINS IN THE WOMB.",Obviously it's all to test our faith. +Football Manager 2017 is using Denuvo,"Don't worry OP, you only need to connect to the internet once!" +"Feeding cows seaweed could slash global greenhouse gas emissions, researchers say: They discovered adding a small amount of dried seaweed to a cow's diet can reduce the amount of methane a cow produces by up to 99 per cent.",Finally those damn cows can stop fucking up our planet! +"Great gesture Hirez (Chris) :D The mistake wasn't even that bad in my eyes and you still take time to clear everything up. Thinks like this remind me again and again why i have never felt regret in using my money to buy stuff in this game (even though i am pretty poor xD). I really appreciate how you guys handle things like this and it shows that Hirez as a company is not only interested in making as much profit as possible but tries to cater to its fanbase. Having played Gears of War 4 the past couple days and seeing how upset and angry its playerbase is about the games microtransactions (100% of all character- and weaponskins locked behind RNG-paywall; slowest progression in earning skins i have ever seen in any game, while being a fullpriced AAA-title for 60-100$) i want to say thanks to you guys for how you handle your game :D","that sounds shitty but a worse wrong doesnt make a wrong right in fact, while the gears thing sounds way more frustrating because it effects the majority of the community, there is still a small portion of this community who spent money under false pretenses and is having their money kept that isnt a small wrong, at least gears didnt advertise saying no microtransaction then have them this community cant even band together to get their fellow smite players what is rightfully theirs by something as objective as a case of false advertising this is such a sad day :/ at least we will get a cutesy avatar thru rng chests" +Type Amen to save us from anarchy!,AMEN! +FalleN: Having internal problems,TL;DR The hack dev bailed on them +"Environmental group: Vote for Clinton, not Stein",More shill bucks hard at work. +"What? No. We have no idea how serious this is, McCoy is a stud.",I didn't think this needed +"Honestly probably not, happens more than you'd think. But according to the media the cop would have shot everyone in the shop just incase",Unless they put their hands up first. +"Yeah, that's pretty bad...Gambling is one of the worst addictions out there in terms of how many it affects and the lives ruined by it. What a 'tard.",but but but but but you can't be addicted to things that aren't drugs! +"Men of Reddit, what is your sex tip for women?",Spitters are Quitters. +Hard to turn down money.,"Well it shouldn't be, with such strong feminist viewpoints like hers" +birthday suit usually implies nakedness :P,Should have marked it NSFW. +True North is the company that brought the Jets back to Winnipeg,aka 'Peg fans are corporate shills +And yours aren't? you shitpost just as much as me.,"Yeah, All my comments recently have been shit." +Why I want Hall of Mirrors to be recastable,Just jump off the map and recast it +"For this one, I guess you have to forget that she is *only* 4 years older than Trump. Never mind that the accusations are related to an event that happened over 30 years ago and you are using a modern day picture.....","Rape accusers don't age, they're like vampires." +"I don't celebrate his killing of women and children, but I have no problem with it in the face of what him and his people were going through. Expecting some higher moral standard from him while his masters can just kill any one of them at random seems ludicrous to me.","Yes, because being horrified that he would murder white women and children in their sleep obviously means that we condone what the masters did." +Must resist flashing.,"Wow, battery stats: 1 day left and already 4 hrs SoT." +Im surprised no one shot the elephant for saving the human ... Reminds me of something very similar,Don't go there .... lol +"Oceanside Pier isn't great for rares as you would think. I prefer the harbor, but that's only if you're driving. Even still there isn't a whole lot there, maybe a few dratini every so often. I've caught a 2.4k lapras, but that's just incredibly lucky. J street marina is a lot better. Oside was only good with trackers to show where the snorlax/dragonite were located, bc they are all over the place. And it's a huge area to cover.. I caught 2x snorlax a few days after the trackers were down in oside. Haven't caught any since.","very few rares at oceanside pier, which really sucks." +Dzeko 67 shooting?,"Even though it's a mistake, I still think his shooting is underrated in FIFA 17." +Jeremy Hanson denies split in Liberal party after Menzies Group pens scathing letter,I thought the liberals did not have factions. +He's the puppet.,"No, you're the puppet!" +"Answer question with a coherent, linear answer, *and facts!*",WRONG! +Earl Thomas tackled a Falcons player by punching him in the face,I saw that and had to rewind several times just to make sure I was seeing it right. +/thathappened Everyone knows only pit bulls can kill,"Oh, so true" +I miss having music controls in control center landing without having to swipe right :(,"They needed space for the huge 'Night Shift' button, silly!" +"I think it depends on whether you're dressing up as a person or whether you are dressing up as a *culture*. People who want to dress up as Pocahontas, the disney princess, get a pass in my book. You just want to put on a warbonnet and paint your face red tho, take a fucking seat, child. How people feel about others' dressing up as their culture is really important. We've heard over and over again from First Nations groups the country over that they don't want to have their regalia - particularly feather headdresses - treated as Halloween costumes. So we should respect that. I don't know what the Japanese are saying about Geishas. But I do know that this has been an issue continually talked about by our Indigenous people of Canada and the stance has been pretty clear on how they feel about these costumes. There are so many cool things to dress up for Halloween, removing Indian Chief from your list ain't hard. Go as a sexy smartcar. Go as Hans Solo Cup. Or a demon clown or avocado or wonderwoman. Whatever.","Clowns are out this year as well, didn't you hear" +$436? split 8 ways . .that's $54.50 FOR ONE MEAL?! Where is this again? lol,It's that McCormick and Schmick's takeout place you always hear about. +"I, for one, welcome the Soulslike clones with open arms and brace myself for potential impalement.",Like Slashy Souls! +For real! I feel really bad for the guy. So lonely:(,Shino for Akatsuki 2016 confirmed. +Courtney giving us fresh tilapia,"This is a drag queen subreddit, not a biological woman subreddit." +Trump tells more lies tho :P,"No no no, Trump doesn't lie, he just invents new truths." +"Already playing goblin rogue, got worgen rogue 1/10.",1/10 for playing Goblin. +"Try doing the dive kick, but instantly.",I tried this tip but I only get it about 30% of the time. +"Why should he accept something that has yet to take place? You should accept this house I'm selling. No need to look at the interior or the foundation. Just trust me, it's kosher.","You can look, it's called poll watching" +tl;dr suicide squad harley will be the sexy halloween costume of choice this year because of all the hype around it. but nobody watched SS because it's a terrible movie.,*None of the people dressed as her watched it and are just appropriating nerd culture. +Ass To Grass Squats OR Parallel Squats -Which is Best?,Quarter squat your way to r/fitness +From what I have read in many groups there is a visceral hatred of soldiers that seems to stem from the hatred of Blair and Bush.,**Baby-killers* +"One god damn line. Half-way through the season and not a single line from Kenny. I would love a kenny centered episode, but I'm willing to settle for just one god damed line from him at this point.I know he's not everyone's favorite character, but he's my favorite. Is it really that hard to give him a single line?",Hey you have the intro every episode. +Crafted those 2 sick chaos ci rings with 10 essences,"Not even diamond rings, vendor." +"So, just IDed this.","Not even 600, fucking trash." +"Represented a client charged with statutory rape who had a large number of...'explanations' for the various evidence in his case that I had to explain would not be a good idea to testify to or argue to the jury: - The KY Jelly you purchased with the kid at WalMart was not for applying to an undiagnosed skin condition on your chest - The hundreds of pages of internet chat logs prior to traveling hundreds of miles to meet the kid, consisting of repeated explicit sexual overtures, emotional manipulation, lies about your age and wealth, and specific plans for how you would remove him from his parents home were not meaningless banter - The fact that you had an active prescription for Viagra does not mean you are asexual - The semen matching your DNA did not find its way into the rectum of the 13 year old boy because of your medical condition that results in leakage and the fact that when you are staying in a hotel room, you do not lift the toilet seat when you urinate, which must have resulted in in the material being deposited on the seat and transferred to the boy when he sat on the seat - You were not the victim, taken advantage of by the hypersexual teenager for whom you were you merely trying to provide innocent emotional support I had to explain all of these things (and others) many times. Im not sure he ever actually believed any of them.",The kind of person who will vote for Trump because the system is so unfair. +"Yeah... I couldn't disagree with this more. It's hockey ULTIMATE team, not scrub factory. If you are filling empty spots on your team with scrubs, you're not exactly doing it right. And there are rewards: coins. You want crappy rewards? Use those coins to buy packs. You'll be very happy.",We have found the EA employee +You know 8 short years later the Clintons trashed the place when they left.,"Ugh so classy, much respect, such honor." +Its periodically sending processing power wirelessly to all of the Titan X's now installed in all Tesla cars.,Very helpful +"Excited but feeling like something is missing... New Mario game, cool. Splatoon port with upgrades, cooler. Open world Zelda on the go? Coolest. Still feel like a certain bounty hunter should've made an appearance. I hope they have some Metroid footage ready to show before this system launches. I don't even care if it's a tech demo, or if it's not coming out in 2017. I'm jonesing.",Ridley is too big for handhelds. +OmniWear - These device can spot where the enemy is at on a 360 degree (Useful for hard of hearing gamers or like anyone who want to use),My byali +"Creeps really don't understand the word shy, do they? When women are assertive and reject their gross advances they call us 'shy'. That isn't being shy, buddy.",Because clearly the only reason these ~females~ wouldn't jump all over their dicks is because they're too shy to admit they really want it +"Remember folks, the 2nd amendment is for taking back your country from democratically elected leaders who you don't agree with",That's why the confederates were allowed to leave the union. +Toronto Police forensics clerk charged with illegally accessing files,Can't wait for this civilian employee of TPS to get the book thrown at them... +"Apparently it really, really sucked.","Of course it sucked, it's name was an acronym afterall, and almost all games fir acronyms for names are doomed to fail right from the very beginning." +777th Day of Destiny On Reset Day(10/25/16) Next Tuesday 10/25/2016 will mark the 777th day since the launch of Destiny. Knowing Bungies love of 777 and generally all things 7 could they have some surprise in store for us? 1 Possible Theory - Once you get all the canisters correct to open up the diamond for the 4th monitors the monitors you read the binary from in the server room change to 777. Maybe this is a sign to do it again next Tuesday.,"Wait a sec, shouldn't all the cool Easter egg shit have happened on day 666 since Activision is really the puppet master behind Bungie?" +There are no skaters at my local skatepark. :(,Then take up scootering +China will be generous because they'll always protect their tributary states.,"North Korea, for example, is swimming in their generosity" +"Hey, that's awesome! Is it digital?",Nah its a canvas +"If I have battlefield 1 premium, can I reset my battlefield 4 stats in Battlelog? Title",If yiu buy Battlefield 4 premium sure. +The safestix? The safestix.,"Easy now, don't need to know their safe word... oh..." +EVIDENCE OBAMA KNEW about Hillary's Server. Obama emailed with Hillary on the leaky server. This email is about how to hide it. Implicates other high level people knowing and LYING about it.,"Oki doki, but what about Donald grabbing pussies?" +Cheez-It will not be renewing their sponsorship agreements with Roush Fenway nor Watkins Glen next year,Cheezitz moving sponsorship to JGR and Matt Kenseth confirmed +Samsung considers LG batteries for Galaxy S8,"Great, now they will bootloop AND catch on fire" +And the brilliance of Obi-Wan. He made the movie for me. More Detective Kenobi!,Hopefully a stand-alone Kenobi film would have plenty of Dexter Jetser! +Why nobody takes baby boomer seriously,"Yes, cause comparing yourselves to ye good ol' days is always a very efficient way of encouraging them to move forward" +Is it a risk for someone with HIV to work in a hospital?,"No, all medical professionals are required to adhere with standard precautions for every patient, and increased precautions for some." +Colorado valley with the most organic farms in the state about to be opened up to heavy gas exploration/fracking. 95% of the areas BLM land to be opened up for development against the will of the residents. Please sign the petition and share this article.,More fracking always leads to good things. +Let him go he was way over rated. Maybe we can get someone younger or faster.,Yeah same with Verlander +"Many ex-Mormons leave the Church, but take the same terrible thinking skills and penchant for logical fallacies and bad arguments they learned as a Mormon and instead of improving them, just use them to attack the Church instead of supporting it, and just like in the Church the other ex-Mormons either don't see it or don't care because it supports their worldview too.",Well that makes sense. +"Yeah this shows up way too often. Finish the game already! Stop adding dinos! Wildcard is too incompetent, the game will launch with tons of things missing including creatures.",At least we got the amazing scorched earth +Explain what you would have done if it were you.,"First he would've done a sweet flip, and then he would've pulled his gun out of his trench coat, shot all of the kids, blown the smoke from the tip of the muzzle, say a pun-liner and then ticker tape parade and awarded the key to the city." +"Eh, I wouldn't say that. It will most likely just be a very high-end port of MK8 with slight changes and new characters and karts (Which in all honesty is a very good thing for a new console).","I'd prefer Mortal Kombat X, but MK8 is alright." +AFC: Bills/Chiefs NFC: Vikings/Cardinals,"Very bold, downvoted for having the wrong opinion." +"Proof of Russia not being behind hacks Does anyone have anything that can prove this? I just feel we should have ammo ready for rebuttal, many keep saying Russia...I just want to disprove the false narrative. Please give a boost so people notice! Thanks everyone and GO TRUMP!","Hillary said that 17 intelligence agencies have confirmed the hacks were by the russians, so it must be true." +"Seriously. And the more of a popular vote margin, the better. With all this rigging talk, America will be much healthier is he loses by a large margin.",That just means the rigging is worse than we thought! +I get to live in the house my dogs own. Sometimes I'm even lucky enough to have a small piece of my bed to sleep on.,Clearly you are a dirty beta male. +So sports center?,That's precisely what I had in mind while writing this post. +"That sucks, we obviously lost the satellite feed...",Obviously.. +*gurgles*,Oh Dang! +It was just a bunch of whiny kids canceling their preorders because they don't understand how AI works.,Nuh uh lazy Devs don't want to work on AI. +Because neither work or school are the gym. I go to school wearing skirts/dresses/jeans and put my yoga pants on when I go to my yoga and exercise classes. I am not particularly keen on my students or colleagues seeing the outline of my butt cheeks.,I make sure to wear a top that covers my ass if I wear them and most other women I see wearing them do the same. +"People keep saying these radical feminists are everywhere, and yet I never see or hear from them. Or I guess I don't consider most feminism I see very radical?","You just need to spend more time making fun of them, thats why youre not seeing them." +Vanguard Anal is even catchier,Yea but if anyone wrote a diss on him it may get used +I still can't decide if Joey is actually racist or just incredibly stupid.,"Well, he has black friends so he's obviously not racist." +"Who would you put on your all-disappointment team? Doesn't have to be bad, just disappointing.","Aaron Rodgers, even though he never gets talked about" +"The Rocky Horror Picture Show. I'm not prude, and I don't hate trans or crossdressers. I just don't like the film, and don't like the songs. I have a special dislike of The Time Warp.",Whatever transphobe +First Look at Nintendo Switch,Honestly the part I'm most looking forward to are all the hotties I'll be picking up on my layovers. +"I think revoking a license is a much greater deal than people realize. Your career is over. You spent years studying, and it was for nothing. It might even be too late to change careers to any proper earning job. For some people, losing a license to their job could be life changing.","It's probably not that a big deal though, because as part of the giant, worldwide medical conspiracy that covers up that vaccines are actually CHEMICAL POISON, nurses probably have a shit tonne of hush money saved up." +I think hes joking,Forgot to +Study: Just 31 known cases of voter fraud between 2000-2014,"But, but, the fraudsters are so good they never get caught!" +DAE get angrier than they should over grammar mistakes?,then* they should +Munch-kin. oh my god. IM SCREAMING,THIS. +Can we talk about Hyman?? Dude is a powerhouse,Hyman is a fuckin stud +"haha, why yes it is! I'm a freelance videographer/editor",HA CAUGHT YOU +That's from a conspiracy theory in 2008 when 2 black men in an 80 second video was filmed outside a poll place and the crazies went wild. It was nothing but the psycho section of the country made it into something.,"Well, if there's an 80 second video from 8 years ago, we better assume it's a widespread problem." +Hey brothers! Where do you guys get your mods.?,"From modders, duh!" +"Alolan Dugtrio is glorious. As for Alolan Persian, well... no argument there.","It's MasterRace Dugtrio, get it right peasant." +OneCoin is not a Ponzi scheme according to Onecoin Leader Tom McMurrain who served 5 years in prison for loan fraud.,buybuyuby +*She had really big bobs & everything*,i literally cried laughing at avril lavigne +Galaxy S7 Edge! :),Has it exploded yet? +ESA piggyback's NASA discoveries and breakthroughs.,Because NASA have orbited a comet and landed on one before +How to make Pokemon GO GREAT AGAIN???,vote Donald Trump to make Pokemon GO Great again +"Of the 10 largest states categorized by total population, who are the top five HS football states; of the remaining states, who are the respective top three HS football states? For reference, the top 10 largest states by population are CA, TX, FL, NY, IL, PA, OH, GA, NC, and MI (Wikipedia.) I am asking in terms of HS football quality competition wise, *not* HS football talent.",Put my beloved home state of New York at the top! +OMG! Reddit is banning wikileaks posts! WTF?!?!,Nazi Germany USA +"there is so much counterplay to that lol. srsly if you have someone not fast enough to dodge it left or right (because you can see it coming for ages when hes aiming at your feet, or just predict it because its normaly what they do) and even if you cant dodge left or right you still can just jump over it in most cases. Just get fucking better at the game and dont try to change everything that demands some thinking, prediction or reaction.","How does it feel, being a helpful member of the community?" +First Ultimate Scream card leaked.,"Love it, can't wait to buy it!" +I actually always do without problems because it saves me a hell lot of money,Well today's the day you learn boy! +"I hate it when people use those terms. Real Men, Real Women... That aside, my ideal partner considers me an equal and also knows when to stay the hell out of my business. I don't need protecting. I don't need somebody injecting themselves into any confrontation I might come across.",So basically you want a man that will always be there to hold your earrings for you while you cut a bitch? +"Why was I asked to show my ID when I voted yesterday? I went to vote in Carrboro yesterday and there were big signs saying NO ID Required. I went with my brother and we both went up at the same time. He wasn't asked to show his ID, but when I went up to the guy and told him my name and address, he said he had to see mine. Does anybody know what that could be about?",Obviously your skin must be darker than your brother's +Would you play a League of Legends MOBA?,"Dumb idea, Overwatch is dominating the moba gaming market even though it's a fps" +Me? I have had this account for a while now. Where are you getting one day?,Sounds legit.. +Inb4 PlayStation exclusive joke,Another PS exclusive! +"Why are paid games allowed to advertise as free-to-play? You would think that the free to play tag would be void of games that require upfront payment, but there is still a lot of games that show up within the tag that aren't free. Also, on a similar note, the best seller category should maybe go by number of times downloaded as opposed to whatever metric there is now.",Do you have an example of a game advertised as F2P where you HAVE to spend money to play it? +"I love the 9-5'ers who find out the SUV they have been driving to work in every day needs $3,000 worth of off road all condition tires",But Saab's SUV was the 9-7x! +"I live in Canada, I walk into the clinic, ask for my pills, they do some minor tests(making sure I'm not pregnant) and send me home with my prescription. I pay 5$ a month for my pills and even have the option to get the generic kind which is free. All of this is free.",Wait I thought it takes years to get a doctor appointment in Canada. +"It isnt supposed to be funny, that's how the story actually is","I really doubt it, everyone on OldFnatic said KrimZ was a neutral guy Perhaps he became emotional after the break up" +10-Year-Old Girl Raped by Stepfather Is Refused an Abortion in Paraguay,This is what Jesus would have wanted! +"First time at USGP, any tips? Huge fan ever since I was young, but have never been to the race. Going to the USGP for the first time (Sat&Sun). Just myself and the girlfriend. (think I have to go to Taylor Swift:/) Any tips? Any fan/driver events I should check out? Thanks!",You should probably go to the race on Sunday! +"Games are bigger now. Most ps3 games didn't go above 20ish gihs, now 50 gigs is becoming the norm, we got the next Cod being 85ish...","Yeah, Gears of War 4 was a 55GB download, then I had to download a 400+MB day 1 patch." +Those who honestly think Canada is ready for 100 million people haven't put much thought into it. Where are these people going to work? Go to school? Get medical treatment? Live? We are struggling with our aging infrastructure as it is. Rapidly increasing immigration would be catastrophic.,"They'll all live in Toronto and Vancouver, of course." +"I'm pretty sure the NFL is rigged OK so I've dropped acid last 2 Thursdays in a row. Not exacting stoner philosophy but I'm there now too. Anyway I've watched the NFL on Twitter these last two weeks and I'm pretty sure, all things considered, this shit is rigged. The way the broadcasters talk and all the hype about it shit if I had that much money in the game I would rig it too.","Can't be rigged, the Bills are 4-2" +"Luxor Hieroglyphics- Hieroglyphics at Luxor, only these certain symbols/pictures or lit up, they change colour, but no other symbols get lit up. Does anyone know what it means / reads??",Parking extra +When your club penguin girlfriend leaves you for minecraftguy3224,Cursed Ark Tower coming soon ^TM +"Not sure what you are expecting from them... The government can't even educate their citizens on why they should be in the EU, let alone run the bloody country...",I bet you don't either without googling some buzzwords. +Fuck. That's a long time.,*Waits to see you banned from reddit for a week for spelling that out... +New New Standard,Really glad I sold my extra Gideons like the day before this announcement +"Any Colts Fans in NY? Hey guys! I am doing a group package for Monday Night Football, December 5th. I know it isn't my Gmen... But the deal is too good to pass up. It will be The New York Jets VS The Indianapolis Colts. When you book as a group you get pre game field access and you save on the tickets. This cannot be purchased anywhere, and this price cannot be beat. It is $121 per person and will be in section 224A Message me if you want to join. We need a group of 20 to make it happen. Let's Go!!!",Any Colts fans in Indy? +"Squirrel, meet habanero",Asshole thing to do to a animal. +this is the truth. Time to move onto NBA,Fuck KD am I rite guys? +Are there people who don't love lasagna?,They're the real terrorists +Interesting to see WWE posting a CM Punk video on their instagram. Mindless speculation but lawsuit drawing to a close perhaps?,CM Punk return confirmed ! +it's FAR BEYOND a better game than a yearly repetitive hashed FPS,"Yea, because the DS series is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DIFFERENT in each release." +"It specifically says on my profile that I don't like being called names like 'hottie, sweetie, cutie ect' but that doesn't matter. I still get gross messages all the time.","Hey, he's one of those guys who tells it like it is." +Donald Glover Cast as Young Lando Calrissian in Upcoming Han Solo Star Wars Stand-Alone Film,But he's suppose to be play Miles Morales guys! +"hahahahaha what a load of shit, Dybala in 2019: Sorry Juve, im guess im off to join Barca now where i'll inevitably win many La Liga and CLs, i'll have a massive wage and get to play for the best team in the world. What? What do you mean? I'm not doing this for me, i'm making these sacrifices for Juve.",But in 2019 Juventus is the best team in the world. +"They have to shoot the dog now, it's showing signs of aggression",only if it's a pitbull in private hands... +"As a rushed town hall 9, I finally caved in",Yes that will fix being rushed +Update: DDOS attack on Dyn was launched by Mirai-based IoT Botnet,"I work for Dyn, I can tell you we can't confirm a Mirai-based attack (or not) yet." +"Couldn't agree more about Bill being rude to House. It was borderline awkward when he stopped him talking about one of his NFL picks and told him to hurry it up. What the hell is the hurry? They think no one has an attention span, but I doubt that's true. People will invest time if the content is good. The Ringer is too shallow too. I miss the longer form Grantland stuff. I hate this hurry up culture he thinks we're in now.","I think you made a good point, but I got bored and didn't read your second paragraph." +Get off my cage!,That's one big ol pupper +Plenty of wrestlers from Japanese wrestling promotions outside NJPW.,"this doesn't count, don't you know as long as they're Japanese, they're smark approved?" +"They didn't pull any punches and they treated the kids watching, like adults. That's why it's eternal for me.",And somehow most kids knew that dropping an anvil on someone's head or falling off a cliff weren't something that was okay to do in real life. +"Is it ok to like the 2016 LCD3f more than the 2016 LCD4? Am I the only one or did I just get a bad copy? I bought it two days ago ( lightly used) and have been listening to it with a modi multi bit and a magni2uber and a borrowed Jotunheim. Yes, it [the 4] is technically superior. Yes it has better soundstage. Yes the bass is slightly more accurate, but I feel, in my subjective opinion, that the intimate soundstage and better midrange on the 3 just sounds better to my ears. Once I adjust to them both I keep going back to the 3 even though the 4 offers more. The 4 can get a little tizzy/zappy at times and even slightly fatiguing and I hear the slightest bit of suck out in the low treble/high midrange in the 4 while the 3 seems more natural in its roll-off. I'm the type that actually prefers a better, wider soundstage, but there's just something off here to my ears and I want to go back to the 3. The 4 looks better to my eyes though. She's pretty.","No, repent" +"Flash played by Usain Bolt, duh",He's my fancast for Black Racer +You mean zoom?,of course. +"TIL in 1945 an airplane crashed into the Empire State Building, injuring elevator operator Betty Oliver. When rescuers attempted to lower her on an elevator, the cable snapped, plunging her 75 stories down. She survived the fall, and to this day holds the record for longest survived elevator fall.",ELI5 why this building didn't fall but the WTC did? +#ClickBaitShame Of The Week 10.21.2016,Lets give this attention seeking clickbait more attention! +"2,320 applicants for 1 job... China opens recruitment for civil service",Heartwarming to see all these patriots trying to put themselves in positions where they can improve the country. +I destroyed an Ipsilon castle without explosives,Yeah thanks for leaving me out of it Don't gotta be a dick about it +Danielle planning on getting another dog... oh joy.,It's okay she has her CS to pay for Blue Buffalo now +I gave up on trying to help the alliance out way back in vanilla after I would mind control+power word fortitude lowbies only to have most of them attempt to attack me after. Dude you are 30 levels below me I could splatter you on the ground already if I had wanted to.,I'm sure a total noob who was 30 levels behind you had all the idea of what you were doing to them. +"Why aren't Perth Glory's NSL titles recognised in the A-League? Do you think it's because if they do, possible expansion teams like W Wolves could make a similar claim?",Eastern state bias +Who do you think invented bitcoin?,Adam invented hashcash which is Bitcoin already +"Tom Hanks' Simple Analogy Explains Why Trump Shouldn't Be President | If you need a root-canal, do you want a guy who says he'll figure it out or someone with a diploma who's done 6000 of them?",If only we had a candidate who's been president 6000 times. +Is Kremlin cyber warfare behind Moscow GPS quirk sending Uber cars and Pokemon Go players to strange destinations?,The clickbait on that title is fucking impressive. +Do other engines do that? That sounds like an intelligent development.,Hamilton saved a ton of fuel using this technique at Malaysia. +A 2nd Police Station in Indianapolis Targeted By Black Shooter,What a terrible site and how do you know the race of the shooter? +Reason never leads to atheism.,Well there's no arguing with that logic... +Hot girl gets on the bus and you feel the unavoidable urge to masturbate? #N A P K I N S,#F A P K I N S FTFY +I'm sure Pep will be making a 50million pound bid for him. Think about the crazy distribution skills!,Save style traditional though +This comment - you wrote it before I wrote mine? Where?,In response to a comment above. +When does the GOP use violence or property crime against people it disagrees with?,"Duh, the violent and racist Tea Party." +I nominate Meatwad from Aqua Teen Hunger Force,How very anti-vegan of you +VVX BRING BACK RELEASE SOL,"Nah, She wasnt balanced, Bring release guan yu, He is balanced :))))." +"I'm actually anti theist but just having sex with random people (women behaving like this in particular) is disgusting. You can get all sorts of illnesses and also it's reckless behaviour. As far as I'm concerned, a womans worth is linked to her abstinence before marriage. Sex should be with someone you love. It's not a joke. It's a moral issue rather than religious.",Your religion of birth didnt influence you at all. +"Was playing BF1 campaign, and saw a place that looked rather familiar...",Cross-franchise Mega EE confirmed +"The key is don't make a real deck and try to win, full a deck with cheap class cards, dump your hand and surrender. Not in ranked obviously.",Good suggestion for people that hate playing the game +P4P worst public speaker,8 minute compilation of cringe +And he just keeps doubling down on this.,The smart people double down with a 16 against a 10 showing. +"Basically, he outed himself as a psychopath who doesn't understand why murder is wrong.","It's just locker room talk, everyone does it." +this sub has ironic memes: I thought it was a joke,Well you need to start taking things more seriously then! +"When I was a practicing lawyer I had the wonderful experience one afternoon of making a real asshole (much like Trump) literally sweat through a three-piece suit during his deposition. When he stood up the posh tan leather chair in his lawyer's conference room was soaked with it, both cushion and seat back. Take that you asshole! They settled three days later.","and you were just practicing, imagine it had been for real!" +"Anyone available to host? Just arrived from New Orleans, in the airport lobby and looking for a host til Monday. I'm taking the certified sommelier exam Monday. Is this a weird place to post this? I would be more than happy to buy drinks and/or check out that free movie + wine tonight.",Sounds legit. +No you're about to be deleted. This is vote manipulation.,This is Rigged +Milan vs Juventus,OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG +Is it me or are the sniper standards rising recently?,Thanks a lot kephrii... +I have never been so happy in my life.,Your life might be sad :C +Draymond yet again attempting another nut kick,Natural shooting motion +"have this great scouting report, should i sign him?","I don't see any problem with this report,he is clearly telling you that player doesn't exist." +"You're going at it all wrong... You have to angrily call in and yell. Also, express your need to speak to their supervisor in order to repeat what you had said earlier. Then ask for 4 SSDs.",You dropped this +"The Reaper got the same name as me, and the number 1 shaman arena player in NA is also called NightKnight. I thought i picked an original name..",It's apparently a suggested name by bnet. +FACE,THIS MONKEY IS A FUCKING DISGRACE. +"I thought his fault was being born as the wrong race and chose the wrong religion. Wow, this sounds so edgy.",his fault was being born as human......or maybe Indonesian : / +We just had a news story yesterday where the dad who *raped* his own daughter got like no jail time because he needs to be there for his sons,But double standards exists and feminisms is bad m'kay. +"Like the nothing your athletic department has ever won? Or maybe your school's disastrous academics? Nah, just keep doing press releases about how good you are at video games.",Do you really want to compare football trophy cases? +Just bought my favorite game of all time tied with Kh2,"Lucky for you that you didn't decide to emulate TTYD, because if you do I'ma gonna have ta chop ya up and feed ya to deh Nibbles." +"Smoke weed, it dilates blood vessels systemically.",Looking forward to the day cig side effects are a reason I can get an MM script. +Agreed! She's just honest and boring. What more could you want from a president? She's probably one of the most honest and transparent candidates in our time for that matter.,Forgot the +Cat chilling on a subwoofer,I found some pills and I [ate them] +Do you think Hillary had anal in the White House? That alone disqualifies her from office.,...Thank you for putting that image in my head. +"I sold Trump $100,000 worth of pianos. Then he stiffed me.","Don't worry guys, he will totally keep his word about Supreme Court picks" +Because she's a woman.,dropped the +Why is he talking like a black person? Does he talk like that in real life?,inb4 misappropriating black culture +if your that close to an object and you want to stand up and 'headshot' your probably just going to shoot the object in front of you instead... back up just a click or two..,"Back up a click or two, that's pretty far don't you think?" +Maybe even trillions.,but how can there be trillions if there are only 7 ppl on earth +Inb4 Veggie Esports become a legitimate team that qualifies to a Major,Yeah that's likely to happen +"I got 138 on an IQ test when I was like 10 and then I'd get less and less every time after, so I stopped doing them because I thought it'd just keep getting lower every time and I'd rather leave it on a high and pretend I'm smart. In reality I'm thick as balls",Whose balls? +"When women are blatantly discriminatory and sexist it's ok, even encouraged. Utter bullshit",It's completely fair because men have been doing it for millennia +Genocide: Christian Population in Iraq Drops by 80% in Just Over a Decade - aided and abetted by Obama and Hillary.,Genocide doesn't count if it's against Christians +"Because since Ponta Viorel Victor left office everything in this country went to shit. Thanks, Soros!",you forgot the +"It depends, these heaps of shit are probably still using resistive touchscreens, so there is some calibration involved there. But if they keep fucking that up so badly, why not have ATM style input, a few rows of buttons on either side of the display corresponding to an option onscreen?",What would be the point of all that Soros funding then? +Actually I'm in day 105 of Nofap,I hear that's great for your prostate +Actually friends in quotations would be friends Just sayin,"Funny, but probably should have put an" +"Clinton Vaults to a Double-Digit Lead, Boosted by Broad Disapproval of Trump (Poll)","But... but crowd sizes, shit polls, ashamed voters and podesta emails." +"Ibrahimovic is 498 mins without a League goal, his worst run since Sept-Oct 2006",Hardest league in the world la +Superdad and his robins sketch I did,What about Supes black half brother Val-Zod +"She is literally a model in a beauty competition, wtf do you expect? You all look beautiful! You all win!","Yes, that's exactly what he was saying." +It seems like there is value to BootGuard despite what r/linux keeps telling me.,"Well, without it you might get infected by a firmware rootkit, but at least your PC will still be *free*!" +A woman who has sucked 5000 dicks is now lecturing Trump on moral behaviour.,stop slut-shaming +Nope. That's all of Western Europe. Eastern Europe like Poland or Hungary aren't fooled by this nonsense.,"True,true." +Bengals just had an amazing Hail Mary catch. Maybe we won't have to see the packers Hail Mary in general promos anymore....,What Hail Mary? +They only have the classiest of Moderators over at r/The_Donald,Such a burn! +I don't think cowards should be cops.,Yea cops should only use their weapons after they have been shot multiple times! +"Si un ladron le va a robar la cartera a una mujer y cuando se resiste le pega un tiro a ella y al marido, consideras que es femicidio?",Obviamente porque el ladron no le intento robar al hombre dando a entender que la mujer era mas facil y por lo tanto inferior +I can't tell if joking or serious. Sarcasm is a bitch to convey through text.,This is exactly why you're supposed to use +Philadelphia Eagles (4-2) vs Minnesota Vikings (5-1) Classic Eagles.,It's just the Vikings guys. +"Humans write with pencils made out of wood, on paper made out of wood, on top of tables made out of wood, while sitting on chairs made out of wood all at the same time.","Excuse you my tables plastic, not everyone can afford wooden takes, check your privledge." +How to fund with 100 bill as a DB As title says.,seems legit +"Been gone for quite some time, what happened to the 'Super EE'? Before I left there was talk about this everywhere with thereal_df providing clues or something but now I can't seem to find anything on it, what happened? Could someone sum it up for me please? Thanks",At this point I really wouldn't care if DF just told us everything he knows and gave us all the steps to finding what we need +Kimi was doing great until his team fucked up his race.,I think you'll find Kimi clearly fucked himself by joining Ferrari. +It goes to another joke. That has the same punchline.,im blind too hope u dont notice that i can type perfectly fine +"It's one of those posts that gets top billing to the monthly 'what is the most bizarre question a man has ever asked here' question. But no, generally when you imply a group of people are indeed not people, they tend not to take it well.",You clearly didn't understand what he was asking... +"8th grade: You're only allowed to use your locker at designated times during the day, not when you need a book. 9-12th grade: No scarves, because you could hide a gun in them. Logic. No clothing with a logo larger than 3 inches.",Well at least the logo rule well help prevent gang violence and it's definitely not a power trip rule! +"Hello, I need 86 karma I'll reach 1k with that. Btw according to ads in my [reddit](http://www.reddit.com) page dolphins have some kinda conspiracy going on",Now you need 87. +So the whitewashing begins.,Oh yes the people on this thread have a problem with the white race in its entirety +Id imagine it's not real barbed wire.,Forgot to add the +Greenwald: Every mass leak proves that the institutions and people you already adored are even better & more noble than you thought! It's so lucky.,I think he forgot +What has been discontinued that you want brought back?,Lemon jolly ranchers +He lets them talk. Then he edits it so that what the video shows resembles very little of what they said. Then he hires some costumed actors and splices in video of them so that the situation doesn't even resemble the original.,"Mhmm, thats what millions of people saw." +Hairy prolapsed anus (NSFW) | Oddly shaped kiwi fruit,Which one did I get +It gave me anxiety just watching it.,Im sorry I cant talk to you unless you have at least 2000 karma +iphone 7. can confirm. evolving with lucky eggs is a pain in the ass now.,So glad they shaved off those 3 seconds of the evolve animation! +My guitar cover of the end credits theme,Sounds great! +Best items to buy from the Blood of Sargeras Vendor,I'm calling bullshit: At 2:30 in the video you claim to be making money via engineering; *everybody* knows that engineering is useless in Legion and you can't make money off it. +"'You caused your son great harm by insisting on raising him as a girl': Boy, seven, is sent to live with father after his mother raised him as her daughter",But what does this have to do with Clinton +"Wait how long has it been like this, I always bought it as frontline. Has it always been broken?","For as long as I've played, so at least a couple of weeks." +My small collection of stickers through the ages!,Filthy casual not even custom +Top U.S. diplomat to meet Philippine foreign minister amid 'separation' issue,I pity the sorry bloke that has to deal with the flak that his boss invites by running his mouth. +"Except the log books, do you remember what was the other books ?","some legend books: Whitebeard, Boa and I believe Rayleigh and Sengoku, but very low drop rate early rare recruit skill books: supernovas, whitebeard commanders part 1, other early straw hat skill books (Story mode, G3, Streaming wolf Zoro etc) As you can see, most of them are bad." +Wait that article compared Harold fucking Ramis to Paul Feig. Yikes.,Look at any footage of Paul feig and tell me he isn't goddamned hilarious +"It's illuminating to the nature of the film industry. It's all who you know, not what you know.","Yes, that's why I try to consume media with as few Jewish people involved as possible." +"Giving someone a gun doesn't force them to fire it. It's a choice. The kids weren't forced to gamble, just exposed to it. Now, here's the stinger, should parents let their kids play these games...","Yeah that's why we should sell kids alcohol, just because we give them the ability to drink doesn't mean I'm putting the bottle to their lips." +Vettel says VSC cost him podium chance,"Sorry Seb, It was Max his intention to only ruin Daniel's race by parking where he did" +"Disney veteran taking a friend for the first time, how do I make his experience the best it can be? I've been to Disney every year since I was 3, 16 now. I'm taking my friend who has never been before and I'm worried he might not like the parks as he didn't grow up with them like I did, what can I do to make sure he has a good time?",Be sure to watch them constantly to see how they react to things. +There's no such thing as too much kebab!,Could have sworn you were Swedish for a minute there +"women in Chicago being arrested for wearing one piece bathing suits, without the required leg coverings. 1922",But people are more uptight and easily offended in today's society! +What happened to the good ol' bar graph?,"The point of graphs is not so you understand the data, but for the data to look pretty." +A very common one is smashing hamburgers flat as they cook while also flipping them over and over countless times.,"But if it's not sizzling, you're not doing it right!" +Which is beyond easy in Simic colors.,knew i should've added a +"When will free calls become a reality in SA I saw that Gmail offers free phone calls to US and Canadian landlines. This comes in handy for me when I need to phone Paypal or Ebay. I think we have at least reached a stage where we are getting there. If you use the Yellow Pages site, you can phone many businesses in the country free of charge. Do you think we will ever reach a stage where free landline calls will be offered just like how Gmail offers it to US and Canadian landlines?",Why do South Africans always want things for free +But that would be 5!,"Don't be ridiculous, you can't unlock 120 achievements like that." +"Apparently a 107 IQ is chart-topping, and building a PC means that you are very smart. I learn things every day from this guy.",But OP you still can't build a PC so joke's on you +"Can't be a gaming mouse, it's not right handed.",buttons on left side must be for left handed +"yeah but he is clearly reveling in it. Even at Rick's most sadistic, he didn't outwardly enjoy himself. Killing = joy for Negan, Rick does it for revenge and anger, but never for the pleasure of it.","Yeah, he took no joy in killing the leftover termites at all." +Cara Delevingne,that mustache is super hot! +Hahaha yeah maybe so. That would kind of ruin the moment for a tv show.,"needs more realism, bring in the brown pants" +You sri lankan?,"Sorry, should have added" +That Rikku Cosplay Though,updoot because gril +Brb calling a cop and tell them she raped me. She'll be in jail for a while. Good thing I dont need evidence,No it doesn't work the other way round because vaginas +[Question that is clearly explained in the rules on the website]? Notable mentions: - How does autosub work? - When is the deadline for the first wildcard? - Can you have more than 2 free transfers?,What rules on the website? +Fuck rapists and their sympathizers. This woman is fucking brave,Very brave position your taking there. +"That doesn't apply to all people, but personally, I keep a going list in my mind of all the girls I've been with, all the great time we had, the situations that brought us together, the could have beens, the why-it-should-not have beens, the good times and the bad; all the lessons learned. I'd like to think it's a positive thing to involve oneself in. On the other end, a close friend of mine admitted she never gave a second thought to who she had been with. They're just people I fucked as I recall her saying. She claimed she didn't know her count, nor could she be bothered to remember all their names. I think it really comes down to you at an individual level and the kind of person you are as to the lasting effect of sexual interactions with other people. But to be clear, for most, each encounter leaves you a slightly different person, whether you're aware of it or not.",That sounds like an amasing woman +"Agreed, fuck mana","Slash should just do away with mana, we already ruined the integrity of the game with maphacks and no drop" +"Trump on porn actress who accused him of misconduct: 'Oh, I'm sure she's never been grabbed before'",BUT HE'S PRO-LIFE! +Being anything less than professional while in uniform is essentially against the Uniformed Code of Military Justice or subject to non judicial punishment at your Commanding Officer's discretion.,because that is so important to protecting the country +Yes,defininetly +where is that slash call,"a slash only counts on whole sticks, not broken ones" +"Trump on porn actress who accused him of misconduct: 'Oh, I'm sure she's never been grabbed before'","Shes just an object anyway, whats the big deal?" +"Alright faggot's, my niece turns 1 in a few months. Need some help. While everyone is buying her shitty outfits that she outgrows in a year, I want to buy her something she will be thankful for in 20 years. Give me a blue chip/yolo/index that will be thriving and around in 20 years. I've thought about giving her some $FAG but I do not have faith in them. Remember she has at least 17 years till she can realize gains.",UVXY +There is a petition for Bob Eucker to replace Joe Buck for the World Series,Can we modify the petition to have him replace Joe Buck forever? +Read that as the teacher announcing that she was doing k. That probably wouldn't gone over as well.,"Well, how else is she supposed to make it through the day?" +Brave prisoners.,yeah the holocaust is hilarious haha +And it's okay to grab a woman's arm because....,"Corey Lewendowski showed it is OK, because he was never charged." +"If the recruitment of Spinners players doesn't go as planned, this would be an incredibly frustrating season for someone that good. Hopefully that signing bonus is enough to keep him happy.",The article made the signing bonus sound somewhat significant. +If you get stuck with support Just pick janna or soraka and just keep your adc alive. Don't try to hard carry as a support your adc most of the time is able to just do his job when he is alive,"Nah man, I've gotta play that Support Fortune" +An AMA spoiler: it's on the list/would be cool to have/no plans currently but who knows,And here I was thinking I'd have to get up at 5am for this. +God that is so fucked up. Imagine losing your child in such a horrible way and then having assholes act like you're lying about. That must be one of the most frustrating and depressing feelings in the world.,"But the parents didn't care, remember that 2 second clip of one of the adults smiling that proved it?" +"Since Amonkhet is only 6 months away, I decided to make a cycle of Legendary Egyptian God creatures with very flavorful effects","Not Exodia, Obelisk, of Slifer, 0/10" +"I think there's something in the Australian psyche that celebrates defiant acts like this. I don't want to encourage people to risk their lives and get on boats, nor encourage despicable human trafficking, but I understand they must think their lives are already at risk to even embark on that journey. Maybe we should celebrate people who have the spirit to do that - certainly shows more guts that current crop of politicians. Most of the people on Manus and Nauru have been found to be refugees - ie. by australias own reckoning they had legitimate reason to flee their homeland, they are not criminals. I understand there is a lot of fear that immigrants will take over our country, take jobs, rape our women, enforce sharia ... but I suggest to you that these fears are mainly irrational, and can be mitigated against [ we still have issue of homegrown terror to deal with, and immigrants will add only a negligible number to that and can be dealt with in the same way - keeping immigrants out does not solve the current problems we have - economic, social, inequality, terror, religious freedom. Take housing .. we literally have houses sitting empty while people sleep on the street, more or less immigrants will make no difference to that issue ]","But but look at the smoking pile of ruin formerly known as Germany, there isn't one woman there that's been unraped" +I'm just going to say what a lot of us are thinking.. Morgan is very bad for Alex's game.,but it's an unfair twist! +"Whale comes up for air Whew, almost drowned there!",Whales can totally drown man +I don't wear pants.,and here i thought it was a brown leather seat +BAD BURNY! BAD BURNY! BAD BURNY! BAD BURNY! BAD BURNY! BAD BURNY!,BUT BURNY SANDERS DID NOTHING WRONG! +I'm feeling a little Orwellian.,there's no way you're nearly two millenia old. +You've been fined by 'Fine Brothers Entertainment',Is that why they're called that? +You don't seem to get that the only way to perfectly balance it is to only have 1 class with 1 dps 1 heal and 1 tank specs.,But as a healer I should have been able to deal the same damage as a dpser. +"What, that you haven't found the right person? Meaning *man*? Christ almighty, here we are in the 21st century and for millions of people it's still early in the industrial revolution.",Lesbians just need to find their Ben Affleck. +"Such is life, eh?",Photoshop them out. +Oaks' council on love and inclusion towards gay family members,He seems nice. +Return to Suicide House? Who here thinks we will get a new monster mash this coming Monday? I'm ready for some creepies.,My favorite episode every year! +"It actually got hotfixed on Monday. I got it and I'm in EU, so no 7.1 yet.","Ah, that explains why I couldn't find the new quests in Dalaran :P I just assumed the patch had hit overnight." +The raid chest piece is really handy on hard mode. It really shines during the Vosik fight.,which has everything to do with how that Titan's raid armor looks. +My siblings always take it out on my twin when they have boy trouble.,"Gee, I wonder why your sisters are having so much boy trouble." +"It's really hilarious that the media/public narrative on Kellyanne has been she's the sane and professional adult frustratedly trying to wrangle cooky old Trump. No......this is the lady behind Newt Gingrich's 2012 run, and then Mike Pence, Steve King and most recently Ted Cruz right before he lost to Trump. Some of the most extreme figures in the modern Republican party. She also literally ran the super PAC that became Defeat Crooked Hillary PAC. There's this silly idea out there that anything sane and measured that Trump says on policy can be credited to Conway, while anything insane and/or racist comes from Steve Bannon or Trump himself. All the evidence is there that Conway herself is the source of so much of the ugly far-right rhetoric that has shaped Trump's campaign.","But she's blonde and comely and doesn't look like a toad like Stone or Ailes do, she couldn't possibly be evil!" +"The improved touch latency in Android 7.1.1 is really noticeable. Nice job, Android team! I've been using the 7.1.1 update on my Nexus 6P for a while now, and I still keep noticing the improved touch response every time I use the phone. It really is a significant improvement, and I think everyone will notice it right away when they start using 7.1.1. That's really all I have to say about it. I wanted to bring attention to this nice improvement that isn't often mentioned in discussions about the latest version of Nougat. I'd be interested to know exactly how they accomplished the reduction in input latency.","in next months dev release, they'll make it a pixel feature" +No question. But it's hard to judge how freaked you'd be without a gauge of how heavy those should be. 50#? 100#? 200#? I honestly have no idea.,Why the fuck are you using a hashtag after the number +"I didn't complain that it's made easy, I remarked that I have to specifically do a dungeon on a level that is no challenge and will reward me with nothing other than the quest, when I also could have done that exact same dungeon on a level that is both challenging and rewarding. In the big picture though, I wasn't even being serious and I enjoy the fact that people love villainising so much that they took my post seriously and voted it to -21.",Sarcasm is easily detected through text. +I made no value judgments on what preference was better. People are allowed to choose what work/life tradeoff is best for them.,It isn't a choice but a requirement when the minimum wage does not allow you to support yourself after 40 hours at work. +Never !,Because real gamers don't work duh! +at the moment i would say mesut ozil,But he is German +Because you're a Raiders fan,Here I'll put this here for you: +We all know the money is just going to go to the plutocrats. Seriously don't fool yourself we will see no cost savings. We will see the power elite have even more resources while we take a huge hit.,Yeah because cutting sales price to increase sales and increase revenue isnt a common business practice at all +"No new achievements in DLC Seriously From what the heck? The only reason I play video games is to show off my achievements to my life-partner. Please fix this soon, game is literally unplayable!",You forgot +"It's too flukey to actually be a consistent game despite what we try to make it. Some deeper settings (like PPR, dropping kickers/D, and auction based selection) can even out the randomness of the game but in the end, it just isn't a game that can be won based on skill alone. Luck plays much too great of a role in the outcome of the season. That all said, it's fun as hell.",It's a good thing I have Luck then +I doubt it. There could potentially be some awkward interactions where Talon could get trapped inside a wall.,"Stops bard tunnel tho, I'm guessing they would be coded the same or similar" +"Not getting any search results for Lostprophets I tried contacting Support on Twitter, and they didn't understand the problem that the band's name was censored out of search results.",Get better taste in music. +Showerthought: Mormon Church stopped polygamy less than five years before the last time the Cubs won the World Series.,"That's when they coined the phrase, If there's grass on the field let's play ball." +Should we pursue Romo? He's got a couple good years left and looks to be done in Dallas,Because this is a championship team that is only missing a QB as its final piece to make a Superbowl run in the next 2 years? +"Hi, there is currently issues with running the launcher on non-c:/ drives that causes this error, for the time being please run the launcher from the c:/ drive.",Thanks. +Did Lebron just say anyone who's not from Cleveland should die?,lol...naaaaaaaaa +"A lot of us write y'all, though.",Yes however we retain a modicum of culture +There's also a box outside one of the train station barriers that has a barcode on it. Which is odd because during this time period this type of barcode wasn't invented yet.,temporal displacement +@dadselfie is the most reliable of sources,But he broke the Bradford/Foles trade! +"Thanks for the feedback! But I won't mind if you rewrite my team lol, I just wanna make Azelf work",Okay give me a day or something and I'll try to figure it out :) +Shhh don't ruin the surprise,Also don't forget to put on skate guards before you hit the ice +My MIL is pissed that her younger brother didn't specifically call her to tell her he had his third kid. While still in the hospital. He didn't call their mother either.,"Geez, bro, it's not like *you* were squeezing the baby out, you had plenty of time to call!" +"I shamelessly lifted the name from Darren Haynes, Flames From 80 Feet, on Facebook.","I commented 'dangle-land' on the post game thread before he posted that to facebook, so I'm just going to go ahead and take credit for everything here." +We need to talk about how this game breaks the Xbox Home button Please. It's so annoying having my Xbox turn off all the time because the Turn Console / Controller Off menu pops up randomly. Also can hardly ever go to the Home page or bring up the side-bar.,How many more of these posts are you going to make? +WHY. WON'T. REDDIT. LET. ME. GIVE. YOU. MORE. THAN. ONE. UPVOTE?!?!,Write an amendment to the voting function and add it to the next branch update +The fact she said that and the fact that Summers body was never found really makes me think there is chance we will see Summer this volume,"oh boy, I can't wait for that amazing piece of writing to occur!" +How about all of the above?,"Yea, throw someone in a concentration camp for drug possession, sounds fair to me." +Username doesn't check out. Have you met my friend *latency?*,ping is like download speed higher=faster +Or just ignore idiots trying to get attention.,"Yeah, that's always worked out so well." +I've linked several articles in this thread. Take your pick.,Rigged! +alternative to stairs on a space elevator?,"You don't need stairs in space anyway, you just float right up the elevator shaft" +"Absolutely not true. At will employment means that there is no LEGAL bar to firing someone, as in, nothing statutory. But if you have a contract, or are otherwise led to believe that your job is secure to an extent, then you have a contractual remedy. Example: Joe gets fired because he's black. The law says that's not allowed, and the employer gets into legal trouble for violating the law, extra fines on top of contractual damages. Example 2: Joe gets fired because he wore a black shirt. Company handbook insists that employees wear black shirts. Joe (in most states) can sue for wrongful termination and recover contractual damages. In other words, you were complying with company policy. I assume there's an employee handbook that has that in it. In most states, employees handbook is construed to be a contract between employees and employers. As an attorney: talk to an attorney.","But at-will is included as a provision in employment contracts, so there's no contractual remedy available to OP or anyone in similar circumstances." +Shouldn't admitting you know 100 rapists but won't release their names because you are protecting them ITSELF be a crime?,Not when you're protecting true PATRIOTS from a lie-based defamation campaign led by people who want to destroy the nation. +Eminem - The Warning (Mariah Carey Diss),I love this every time I hear it. +Game Thread: Union Berlin (DFB Pokal),"Ramos is on the pitch, just noticed." +"Gamers of reddit, what is the best DLC of all time?",Oblivion's horse armor DLC +"Australia falling behind in gender pay gap, women's safety and incarceration rates (OECD)","Well, it's good to see that we are quickly closing the incarceration gap." +Their country.,Should've added an +"Except you aren't *making* money, you are redistributing it to a few protected corporations and government. While I am in favor of marijuana legalization, I am not voting for it and urge everyone to do the same. Regulating control to a few crony corporations and taxing it at a higher rate is exactly the type of thing we *don't want more of* in a country with a growing wealth inequality problem.",Yea better to throw people in jail for possessing a small amount of bud. +"Yes, this. If it's not water, replace it. If it's freaking COFFEE replace it. And please tell me Uncle read her the riot act?!?!","Don't forget soda, caffeine can age you so badly don't you know?" +he'd have 0 gp cause banned for rwt,"They wont perm ban for buying, only selling" +"The Cubs are going to win the World Series, and the Donald is going to win the White House. Who'd a thunk it?",Nate Silver +I always wonder how those people aren't gay. Because he chose to spend his life with a WOMAN...what the hell did he think he was getting into? I'll never understand it. Women are awful and inferior...but I'll tie myself to one. Wut ?,Well obviously women are stupid if one of them chose him. +Thanks for the warning!,"Oh, well I was planning on ramming this van but since it is full of churchy types, I'll be much more careful." +"Got a buildstore account, fixed it up","Fair enough, I don't really fancy paying $10.00 for something that should be free" +Let's see now how many of them face any serious punishment.,"Idk, maybe Israel should throw them a parade like the moderate Palestinian Authority would." +"smart and humble? by goodness, I dare say any man would be honored to have you lay rail on his daughter--within or outside the bonds of matrimony. my only regret is that i have not any daughter for you to plow","I have flesglight to do the deed, thank you" +Idc what you love. You began the downvote shit so don't cry to me.,"Definitely crying, don't know why I thought you had a poor grasp on reading." +Magic underwear are the full-body long johns that Mormons wear.,TIL mormons don't wear shorts or short sleeves +"Innocent taxpayers to pay $100,000 whether they like it or not*",It's the price we pay to live in a civilized society. +Sucks,"I thought it was great until you said something, now I just don't know anymore" +It's stupid and immature shit like this that make people vote for Donald Trump.,"IDK man, this make me want to vote HRC." +Humans now turn blue for 24 hours after an orgasm. How does society change?,The song I'm blue by Eiffel 65 would take on a whole new meaning +how about when someone is cheating bro. think about that,yeah i remember that last game where an obvious cheater played solo and the whole team actually kicked him instead of taking a free win +"FVR is older, even Enrile from the stone age-- both have better decorum and diplomacy skills than him. It's not an age thing, it's a brain thing.","I dunno, both FVR and JPE were born and raised in the north." +STD rates in California are the highest they've been in 25 years - LA Times,Damn conservatives slashing sex ed from schools is what it is +Trump: I'll Teach Military Expert 'a Couple of Things' About Mosul,We are so fortunate to have Trump fighting through those painful bone spurs (which forced him to defer military service) lecture the former dean of the Army War College about military strategy. +"Yes, they did, there was a little spot on one of my canine teeth. The thing that got mixed up was the left vs. right side. I don't know the appropriate numbers but I think it was something like she couldn't tell if it was 6 or 11?",that's what you get for having a perfectly symmetrical mouth! +"It's damaged, look at the cracking @ the back",Why do you think it's only 30... +"So they want to segregate white people away from them. The victim complex is insane. I'll take the damn downvotes but all these movements, it feels like they take some legit issues, blame all their failures on that as if them not being wealthy billionaires is because of reasons they cant control, but its only them and not 99% of other white people as well, and go crazy. Like, do they realize we all have a common enemy? I'm a white guy, I've been judged, i've had to work for everything. The 1% don't care about me either. Is the solution to say 1% of a race are loud idiots, so we must treat 100% as if they are the same? Do they not see the hypocrisy? Like I know it's not all black people as the ones I know generally try and support he issues they bring up while acknowledging they are doing more harm than good. These are literally just racists. It seems to be a growing trend too. As a white man, I can't walk down the street without catching SOMETHING from wither a feminist or BLM. Just me existing is doing something wrong. It's fucking ridiculous.",How do you reach equality if you aren't making the formerly dominant group go through the same struggles that ~~you~~ your ancestors went through? +"Ffs valve, just change it to a penguin already, are you not seeing this?",I wonder why the didn't use a penguin in the first place. +I also meant horses with vehicles ;p,"Yeah, horses inside Sherman Tanks would be awesome" +"You might want to look into cards like [[Collective Effort]], [[Durable Handicraft]], [[Earthen Arms]], [[Hunt the Weak]], anything with support etc... I am not sure it will be a super competitive deck, but that certainly shouldn't stop you from playing it.","Hmm I like that but my build was more of a fabricate servos, [[master trinketeer]], then have them all swing for 5" +"Welp, I better campaign for her even more now! -Obama",Putting our tax dollars to great use! +53 runs for 3 outs.,You'd think they'd bring in another hurler from the bullpen at some point. +They moved to the cafeteria in Rick Hansen,Don't tell me they replaced those delicious fries! +Tolarent left!,I think the misspelling adds credibility and sting to your comment. +I don't see this toxicity shit in Champion ranks. If I'm fucking up my teammate is usually silent. Rarely get the sarcastic quick chat even rarer to get flamed. It's not a common experience.,boost me to champion so we can play doubles and i can shit talk you :) +what does that even mean to play it too safe mechanically?,"No ground pound, no jetpack boosts, no superhero abilities..." +"here comes the rein train (first post on any subreddit, be gentle)",The great Eichenwalde civil war. +DAE think cod is literally hitler?,"Difference is, Hitler had the right idea" +Amazing hit which ended up in the bin,Hole in one! +That's what she said! *Wink wink winky wink*,And this is why no one liked Perkins. +"Especially if those people are your parents. I can't understand how so many people continue to talk to parents that are manipulative, narcissistic, horrible people... Just because they're Mom and Dad.",That's your parent tho +Austin Aries' eye swollen shut after last night's NXT event,"That Nakamura kid doesn't know how to work, should stay down in NXT indefinitely." +"There are 22 items, so if each individual item is optional there are 2^22 combinations, i.e. 4,194,304 (that includes the options of having nothing at all or a bit of everything.). If you pick exactly one thing from each section then it's 3 * 3 * 4 * 6 * 6 = 1,296 combinations.",But did you multiple it by all the possible names (Step 3)? +"Veterans Affairs. It's the government agency designed to protect us from thieves, GI Bill assistance, vocational rehabilitation and it's a network designed to assist veterans transitioning back to civilian life. They also provide medical services. It's not without its flaws, but it's better than doing this alone.",Why would you need to be protected from vocational rehabilitation? +I was a 176 class chubby sophomore and I was the second-heaviest on the team after Doug the 215 class brick shithouse senior. I sparred with Doug in practice and he just beat the shit out of me every day.,It's only 40 lbs bro +Please watch this,You can't tell me what to do. +"realistically if they paid the top 1000 app makers to create tizen versions, the average consumer might not know the difference. most don't know that galaxy phones run android anyway.",Yes because that worked for Microsoft +There is no way it is in order. You're tell me Lego Star Wars: The Force Awakens beats out literally everything that comes after it? IN NO UNIVERSE does it have anything on any of those #20-25,you forgot this: +Couturier is irresponsible at times this season.,You forgot the +"What if we're overthinking Booty Club? What if Booty Club is actually just a club that Malay has decided to open, full of booty?",What if we need to shut the fuck up and enjoy this? +They're just going to assume you made this post..,Yeah I never believe what my friends tell me +You have to be really dumb if you can't figure out 'i' to insert text and Esc to to get out of it and :wq to save and quit.,Because that's how every other text editor works +"Medicine isn't coming soon enough, We need to solicit and bug people. Spread hashtags like #cannabis4medicine and spread correct information on the medical usage and how soldiers are committing suicide and kids are suffering with seizures because it's illegal. Do this on Youtube comments, facebook, twitter, etc. We have to go strong. People don't realize how much suffering is going on that can be stopped. Let's spam the fucking internet as protest.",Agreed +Going on a cleanse. Your body does that already. It's called your kidneys.,"If you want a real colon cleanse though, sugar free Haribo bears will clean your intestines." +Maxed out MacBook Pro in Canada.,Just a semester of tuition at college +I'm an expert on knee surgeries as of this morning and he's done for the season,10-4 over and out +"Jesus, dude. All I did was get a little pedantic on your ass. No need to call me a fucking idiot. Relax.",Pedantic fucking idiot. +"let me just put this pumpkin on my head, WCGW?",So...did she die? +"What pisses me off the most is non-Tesla car owners breathing Elon Musk's precious oxygen on Earth. I mean, those people are not worth living on this planet and they should be executed.","I ride a bicycle to and from work, quit breathing muh oxygens Tesla owner!" +Trump raised $0 for RNC in October,But he earned that money out of his own pocket unlike crooked Hilary +"Hillary, Barack and Bill are some of the most down-to-earth people to have run for the position. Ann Richards had the measure of Shrubya - there's a candidate that felt entitled to the seat if there ever was one [eh, until Trump came along and dwarfed that, but w/e.] Like the last two Dem Presidents were the literal definitions of blue-collar backgrounds, grassroots organisers, understanding the challenges faced by middle-class people and from humble backgrounds ... HRC is much the same.",Yea but she doesn't have a smile on her face 24/7 so she's unlikeable. +"24M, dating the same girl for 6 years. Scared to leave but falling for someone else?",Thanks for being open and honest with us +The average Russian learning English as a foreign language is going to look at your comment and think that you are calling them shit,"Am Russian, can confirm" +Better that than kidnap and butchered,Arrest: it's what young people deserve for daring to hang out with their friends or walk around at night. +"yeah, but it's white nationalist symbol",like pepe? +"In fairness, Messi had a legitimate genetic disorder, so it's not like they're pumping everyone at La Masia full of hormones.",Nah they're fucking dopers the lot of them. +"I shouldn't even have to ask this, but do her votes get taken away?",No way to know who she voted for +"So she'll be like Obama and make war, divide the nation and over all be really ineffective.",The one thin I hate about Barry Obame is that he started a bunch of wars... +She's terrible.,\#shebelongs +Yeah! That's why I choose to be single.. yup. I'm so happy :'),This is a choice I have made and am happy with +"I was thinking that after everyone I know switched from Hillary to Trump, but I might follow them now too. Yesterday I heard she has corruption ties to Russia. It just seems like scandal after scandal with her.","Unlike Trump, who has absolutely zero ties to Russia" +"EVERYONE should watch **The 13th** on Netflix. FUCK anyone in here saying oh but breh you are a criminal... People go to jail for possession of marijuana by more than every other crime combined, and it is in our constitution that you can now be considered a *bonafide* slave once convicted. I guess it is a side benefit of the War on Drugs scam (free labor from actual human slaves in 2016 America), that the oligarchs, the bureaucrats collecting taxpayer checks per prisoner, the corporations that leech off of our corrupted justice system, and the cops themselves who need a boost in their revenue... all work together to keep the slave trade alive and well. I'm glad to see so many here on their moral high horses... until the day it is their turn to serve the masters.",But but but laws are infallible and people who break them are evil +"As far as I'm concerned, the biggest saving came from the booze. I had no idea a couple of beers here, a glass of wine there would pile up to thousands of kcal at the end of the week. Cutting alcohol from my diet not only saved me a heap of cash, but I also started losing weight immediately without changing much to my food. Not to mention the shitload of good things that happen to your mind and body when you stop drinking, even a little. (granted, I used to drink more than a little).",But how did you find the time not to drink? +"Alternatives to Edgar chains for F2P player As a F2P player, the Edgar chain had been helping me clear the current Pro/Adv event with relative ease. However I am still far from being able to clear the trial bosses or any stages that last more then two rounds as Edgar melt too fast. Are there any other easy-to-get 3 star base units that is able to do 4+ hits for chaining? Or future units?","Just daily pull a couple orlandu in a couple months, easy peasy." +"Doesn't matter, he should not of armed students with makeshift weapons.","Because if things come down to it and the threat has pushed its way into your classroom, it's best for everyone to remain defenseless." +i thought this was going to fix mountain powers multipliers but i was wrong,yep Woosa mountain powers and healing ability are so op right now +Things Republicans hate. * ISIS losing ground. * Criticism of Russia/Putin * Economic growth in the U.S. * Lack of terrorist attacks in the U.S.,Inb4 Economy measures rigged to make Obama look good before election +Irakische Kurden bitten Deutschland um mehr Waffen im Kampf gegen IS,exportweltmeister ftw +Pretty much every McDonald's restaurant in Poland has one like this,Same here in the netherlands. +Being attracted to your own flacid penis would be the worst fetish ever,Never seen this one before +Planetary lighting changing based on the Sun's relative position:,So we're regressing science back to geocentrism? +"I feel like if you have strava, the answer is no. Apparently not.","Minutes not miles lol, I should have put an" +"U.S. Economy Grew 2.9% in 3rd Quarter, Picking Up the Pace",Wow 2.9% wow that's explosive +I love how people get offended by confession bears,Reddit needs a safe space. +Why you gotta break my heart even more lol.,"Well, some parts still look better on PC (the hair especially) and it also doesn't dip below 24 on PC, so sadly you'll miss out on the cinematic experience the ps4 and xbox one deliver" +Who is A,"Abama, obviously." +I could fix it all. I'd say no to refugees as we didn't destabilize the middle east. I'd say no to tfw or I change the program where you post the job with the government and we find you a suitable Canadian if we can't you can't bring in a tfw. I'd say no to climate change as we are not a country that takes high emissions. Then I would figure out how to get rid of Canada's central bank. I'd probably also tax corporations up the ass. I'd force Rogers Tele us and bell to become comparative by opening up their towers to competition since Canada subsidized their building. If they don't like it I'll create a telecommunications tax and charge them and provide a rebate for everyone who has a service by making telecommunications tax deductible. I would create highways lots of highways like an autobahn style. Imagine a fast as highway up north in Ontario.,"Here, you seemed to have dropped this:" +"Sorry boys, the girls are taking over! #DraftOurDaughters",Women +I just saw a trainer and his client leave 280 on the bench and walk away. Way to set an example brah,Everyone knows gym rules don't apply to trainers +"Well that explains it then. This guy was about the size of my hand, legs and all.",He was the size of both your hands and legs? +"K, so you'd have your dog killed after you're dead. For no reason. K.","He said *buried* with him, not killed and then buried with him." +THE MEMES JACK,Now you're just being nasty! +They could just lower the cooldown and see where that goes. It's kind of funny how horrify has a shorter cooldown then Rain for how much more impactful it is.,They can always increase Horrify cooldown to make it more impactful. +i will never pay real money to support an artist that talks about their money. life rule i abide by.,My life rule is similar: I never pay for albums or digital media if I can steal it instead. +"The Spurs' recent dominance directly coincides with Kawhi's surging offense Kawhi Leonard | PPG | Record w/ Kawhi | Record w/out Kawhi ---|---|---|--- 2014-15 season before 2/28 | 14.8 | 26-14 (.650) | 9-9 (.500) Remainder of 2014-15 regular season | 19.3 | 20-4 (.833)| --- 2015-2016 regular season | 21.2 | 60-12 (.833) | 7-3 (.700) The record without Kawhi last season obscures how important he's been to the team: the combined winning percentage of their opponents in those games was .398. I don't know what happened in late February of 2015, but Kawhi's PPG *jumped* about 5 points almost overnight, and the Spurs started crushing everybody. The difference is stark as hell, and makes me think that if Kawhi keeps improving, the Spurs will win 60+ games yet again. As for Kawhi's continued improvement, his points per minute has increased at least 15% every season, and if he does that this season he'd score 24.5 PPG. The biggest increase (last season) was about 24%, and if he does that again this season, he'd score 26.2 PPG. That might have seemed crazy a week ago, but things change.","Nah man, it's all the system." +One of every exodia piece 1 vanilla skull servant 34 pot of greed,You can still brick with that deck and get OTK'ed *smh* +"What do they need to add to it for it to be targeted to pro users in your opinion? They aren't bringing back the HDMI port, or SD card slot, if that's what you think is targeting to pro users.",Double Trackpads +Sorry guys. Funs over.,Spoilsport. +Wow the water in SSE looks great!,Guess I should have put +Can we get a big round of applause for Carlos Danger,Just like reddit to go applauding a pedophile. +Hope I fixed the oil leak this time...,Those two turbos are so sexy. +"Actually helps when i wake up and mow the lawn, before work or anything else in my normal routine. Makes makes me feel like i accomplished more that day",I love the sound of a lawn mower first thing in the morning +"I'm sitting here laughing at the ridiculous conclusions you made from English that was pretty easy to understand. Go cry in a corner. Being that most of my chick friends are transgender, they are finding this shit pretty hilarious right now... How straight people pretend to understand their struggles and go to great lengths to defend them, which actually end up insulting them and hurting them in the long run. They wish people would shut the fuck up already.","I know some transgendered people, so that makes me their authorized spokesperson!" +His left foot is an infinity stone!!! Confirmed!,There's no L or F in THANOS +Why they don't figure out that women are also people who have a lot of similarities.,"women arent people, they are given to us by god so we can stare at their boobs" +Philippine Mayor Accused of Drug Links by Duterte Is Killed by Police,So is the PNP just another Davao Death Squad? +"29 I wanna see some nice abs from reddit thru omegle #redditabs SO I have this idea... I am kinda bored with finding out men with nice abs here. It's a slow and tedious process. I want to rate abs thru omegle. Just put redditabs as interest and if we match then I'll probably find your cam broadcast there. If you want to be sure it's me I can give you another keyword. Just don't be an @ss and announce it here. I am online now in Omegle, see ya there. :) If you just want to see other reddit abs, then just join in, YOURE WELCOME.",30 mins more. +Anything with an all-female cast,Good suggestions. +~~if~~ when,"Nah, I'm sure private interests will place maintenance and prevention above immediate, blind payout." +LA Times says emails aren't even to/from Clinton,Don't tell Erin Burnett that...she says this raises questions +That's why he's my friend and she isn't. I guess I should've put my sarcasm in quotation marks. :/,You could always add a +Maybe you can do it using the White Dwarf/Neutron Star FSD boost? Good luck!,Is that the one where you fly straight into the neutron star and *zooooom* you find yourself all the way back 2200ly where you started? +I heard if you put 666 forma into a normal lato by October 31st itll automatically evolve into a lato prime,maxing out the lato is easy see ya in 666 minutes +Fragmovie,"And it is a fragmovie, unless you have some other definition." +Phil's team is armed and ready,To drop tre-bombs +"They think the short term ratings jump of having these outlandish, unknowledgeable characters scream on TV is worth it. When in reality, it's driving people away. There's nothing interesting about Stephen A. Smith's opinions among the 10+ Jim Rome wannabe clones. He's a bonafide idiot. Put a quiet guy who knows sports there please. Go back to smart, balanced show about Sports and the interesting stories. Instead, it became more Keeping Up with the Kardashians (Tebow, Manziel, Kapiernick...etc. Players who aren't even good.)",And why does everyone care about ESPN so much? +"Ugh. You wanna talk about lawless? Hillary might have been careless with some e-mails. Trump advocates vigilante justice, sexual assault, tax-avoidance, torture, butchering civilians, and fortheluvvagod *not accepting the results of a democratic election*. You wanna talk about corrupt? Hillary's accepted a few 100k in speaking fees. Trump's accepted millions in speaking fees, bankrupted himself numerous times and used his status and connections to make sure that his many downfalls never personally affect him. He's cozying up to a power-mad autocrat and smearing the name of his opponent. Hillary is a career politician with 25 years of dedicated public service and experience, and yes - a few skeletons in her closet. Trump is a bigoted immature blowhard with no clue how to run anything except his mouth. If you vote for him you are either a dupe or a bigot, and probably both.","This is so close to how some liberals actually sound like, you might have to include a" +What are you talking about? I'll admit that medical is a pretty thin veil for slow legalization. But how is it a problem? We're much better off if the homeless are using cannabis than alcohol. Why they should be arrested for it is beyond me. There are actually serious drug and crime issues in California cities. People using a drug that is arguably safer than caffeine isn't one of them.,"Well, they litter pot containers..." +Two women busted for election fraud in Miami-Dade,Voter fraud doesn't exist so this must be a fake story. +Clean sheets are so overrated!,Not as much as Coutinho. +"Abortion Doctor &nbsp;*Seriously, how dare you get knocked up? Control your ovaries.*",Everyone knows that releasing an ovum is a voluntary function. +There's legitimate complaints to be made about Obamacare. The problem is that people have been making bullshit complaints about it for so long that the legit complaints are tempting to dismiss,60 votes to repeal obamacare is a great use of our tax dollars. +Ontario pilot project puts universal basic income to the test | World news,The Ontario Liberals will surely operate a scientifically sound and trustworthy early study of this novel social idea. +This is just dumb logic. Innocent people are put in holding cells. 'Dont something wrong' is a non-starter. What do you even mean by that?,"They're brown, so they obviously did something wrong." +Islamic Banking als ethische Alternative? | Made in Germany,Finanzmoslem statt Finanzjude? +"Britain has mostly disarmed police, and they seem to manage okay.",Oh yeah forgot America and Britain are even remotely similar countries when it comes to similar violence and poverty rates +Europeans: You will save 1hour if you stay up and watch the Finals! Going into Winter Time at 3:00 the clock goes back to 2:00. Enjoy 1 more Hour of not feeling that bad to stay up for so long,Maybe EU will stop being so salty about Riot not caring about them... +I was asked to take down my flag because it was offensive to Mexicans,I'm italian and I'm offended by this. +Serves him right. ruining our pleb games like that.,Assuming any of us in Reddit is over 6k. +I didn't downvote you buddy. Don't make assumption like a little child.,"I'm not your buddy, pal!" +Oh you don't have to mate. This isn't about me losing any karma. I could care less.,This is what happens when you forget to use your +Ott spears Chara,I guess that a normal impulse when you see Chara about to run you over. +Mila Kunis & Zoe Saldana enjoying the plot,Is this new? +Where did you get this we have more European blood bullshit?,Because we have Spanish sounding surnames? +Rejected by m'lady: sepuku,"It's actually seppuku, you filthy gaijin, desu." +I think some people like to have a thing called Fun when they play games. Just making sure you know.,How dare you not try your heart out in every single game you play in league. +It's a fact. Black people don't have it so bad in America. They could still live in Nigeria.,"Yeah *the blacks* have it too well here amirite, if they're not real patriots they should just go back to Africa where they're *really* from." +Driver complaint of a loud noise then low power,Looks like the tire pressure was a little high. +ALREADY PRESIDENT! Donald Trump will meet tomorrow morning with Egyptian President Abdel Fattah el-Sisi in New York!,It seems Flynn is arranging some meetings +Looks like the death threats from Trump's supporters did the trick.,Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha nice +If Alex and Morgan end up on the block together I am pretty sure they would vote out Morgan because she can still get a CP,I don't believe that at all. +"Calm down a second, just chill okay",hilarious. +This is kinda fucking weird.,Username checks out +she really is the greatest,includes genji mains +"Since the misfits are back to acting like assholes, I can only hope one of them will be America's nomination next week. Your safety is only guaranteed this week guys. Be humble.","they were finally starting to become humble, but then they were given scott on a platter." +"Big Brother Over the Top - Wednesday Night Live Event Discussion - November 02 2016 On the live feeds tonight, beginning at 10p EDT/7p PDT, we will have a one hour recap of the past week. At 11p EDT/10p PDT, We will have a live eviction. If it's anything like last week, it will be very productionless and the HG will fill in for most of Julie's usual role. Starting at midnight/ 9pPDT, an HOH competition will be played. During the eviction, your best bet is to watch the Quad View. Who will be evicted? How will the votes fall? What awkward moment will we get from the live eviction? How about the weird 30 min of nothing after that and before HOH? Who will be crowned? Discuss all that and whatever else below.",At least they spare us when they surpass the current winning time. +You basically answered your own question.,Wait she does that often? +"I'm curious if maybe it's just a loss of purpose. Life is so easy today, you don't really have to learn, do, or earn anything. I think deep inside we still have ancient instincts telling us to go hunt or build shit, but we just sit around all day in a malaise that's only punctuated by things like a good TV show or sugary food. It's why you see and hear so many people getting angry and screaming about non-issues. They need something to care about to keep them alive. Take your kids camping or give them tasks that involve problem solving or physical labor. Handing your kid a tablet or buying him and Xbox just so he'll leave you alone is going to result in some serious mental issues. Disclaimer, I say this having done no research whatsoever.","As a person who felt suicidal for the first time in middle school and has struggled with it to this day, a lack of purpose feels like hell." +Lick,Your +"I liked the movie, but I had two big issues with it: 1) We all know the villain should had been Hank Scorpio. 2) It should had been the end of the show.",The main antagonist of The Simpson's is Mr Burns. +"Former Congressman Joe Walsh calls for 18th century style armed rebellion-On November 8th, I'm voting for Trump. On November 9th, if Trump loses, I'm grabbing my musket. You in?",Democracy in action! +A new way to drink cola,"Damn, kylo ren must be bored." +Who's the Hawaiian?,Zach Scott +#,"Ohhh, you DIDN'T say anything" +That's what I mean. No sales tax.,Lmao man this was forever ago +"Suez is the worst, since it heavily favors the British side with that damn dune. Also Dice really need to stop making 3-point conquest 64 maps. Sinai would be great without that dumb point out in the desert.","Do you think Suez would be better if they added the final bunker points and the oasis, the same ones you fight over in Rush / Operations." +Let's have a little Jesus with your Halloween.,r/dankchristianmemes +*I* think it's beautiful. It also has 5000 upvotes. So I'd bet most people *do* see a good looking dress.,"It has 5000 upvotes because it's made of pure, golden colored spider silk, not because the dress is well designed." +"cool, yeah im gonna go for the 6700k cause i like to do photoshop and editing. Thanks man",Np +S'mores...s'mores never change,"You either die a condiment, or you live long enough to become a sandwich." +Arrived yesterday. Be strong Clarence.,Noot noot! +It's going to happen and you know it.,FNAFSL2: Sister Sewer +"I almost bought a Ferrari last month, I am only 300k away from the goal. Almost means nothing.",Yeah that's totally not a false equivalency and is a great analogy +Edgy.,(((Edgy.))) +"Then stop talking out your ass. You know full well that this shit happens daily on the 520, 90, 405 and 5. This exact situation can happen on the WB520 to SB405 where traffic can be free-flowing WB520 to Seattle and WB520 to NB405. You end up with one backed-up lane in the middle of several potentially free-flowing lanes. Or EB520 to the offramp for Husky Stadium on game day. If it's bad enough you can come around a blind corner into the ass end of a car. Arrogant pricks like you tend to be the shittiest drivers because they think they're god behind the wheel and everyone is in your way.","Another loser in the way of traffic, Hola." +Rescued Squirrel Loves Snuggling,Don't squirrels get crazy when they get older? +Chillin and talking to this hottie. Is star wars EDM lit?,Haha it's pretty lit if I do say so myself +"Best Draft Since 2003 Edition: Marcus Smart, Julius Randle, Aaron Gordon",Start bench cut +He was a 5th rounder tho.,Damn even better +"Yes, that's what I think QBs should do.",That's so reductive and easy to say. +"It's a stupid, weasel-word, thought-terminating cliche.",What's a better term? +I mean the troll game,Oh. +"After you stopped that first time for 4 months, do you remember what made you get that first drink?",I went on vacation with a bunch of friends (bad idea) went to the casino (bad idea) spent more than I was comfortable losing (bad idea) got a shuttle back to our hotel room alone (bad idea) and started drinking. +Jill Stein on Twitter: Dems frantically trying to change subject from #DNCleak shows refusal to address #PayToPlay corruption.,"Since Crazy Plant Lady has been getting some praise around here, how long will it be until MSM labels her a sexist, misogynist, xenophobic, islamophobia white supremacist symbol?" +If Hillary Drops Out Will The Pickle Jar Take Her Place?,"Probably someone more healthy, like Jimmy Carter, will take her place" +You're a dick.,Soooo this is the one time where you don't support time travel? +How many c3's?,7/8/6 mix +I'm no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everybody else.,A lot of Tina costumes im surprised there aren't more of the other girl I can't remember her name. +Says the guy who's been on reddit less time than me :),"It was more of a joke oops, guess I shoulda put" +"Significant milage drop after service from possibly dodgy mechanic A couple weeks ago I got my car serviced at a family friend's shop and since then I've noticed my milage has dropped significantly. Usually I get about 180-190 on half a tank but for the last few fuel ups I've been seeing about 130-140. I'm not sure what is affecting this drop, and am unsure if my mechanic did some shifty shit to my car. There has been recent arguments with him and my mum but I stayed clear of that. Furthermore, he told me I needed new tires when there was plenty of tread left so I'm feeling like he's a bit dodgy. Also, Winter has just passed in here Australia so I don't think it's affected by the weather Any advice would be greatly appreciated. Thank you!","How much tread is left on the tires, and have you checked your tire pressures recently?" +"You are handed the first few set pieces through quests as soon as you qualify for those items. It isn't until much later that you can grab the other pieces, at which point you've probably already got better gear.",Your class order hall pieces could take a gathering enchant +@BernieSanders I do not believe that most of the people who are thinking about voting for Mr. Trump are racist or sexist.,"Come to the light Bernie, if you truly have integrity." +Plans For After November?,Hold Trump accountable to a higher standard than recent Presidents have been held at. +I've got the Oliva and Olivia 3 sets too. They're even in the same binder as my Sorayama cards : ),"There were some great Marvel sets too, with some very nice paintings." +Undeniable Evidence of Trump Shills on Reddit,Good luck getting us to believe they have nearly the numbers you do CTR. +"I mean she's chubby, but she's a good looking chubby girl.",Yeah nothing wrong with some love handles. +34 points... what?,"Kinda late, his first half was bad." +"Cast of 'Hamilton', who harassed Pence, says whites need not apply in their casting calls",Straight out of Obama's casting playbook. +"TRUMP IS A FUCKEN GENIUS. Establishment GOP attacks Him. He Responds By Attacking the WHOLE SYSTEM And Republicans. This Appeals Directly to Bernie Millennials... He says how he got $0 from the Republican Party and they barely gave him anything. He attacked the whole system as corrupt and said it was 1776 for our country on November 8th. This is an appeal to ALL PATRIOTIC AMERICANS, regardless of your political persuasion. Help US take back our government...we will work out the details after it is destroyed.",Yes it does +I also didn't see this. I checked for it too. I looked just before I went to bed.,i wonder why so hidden? +"That isn't really unskewing the polls. If they were weighting nationally instead of by state, that is a methodology flaw.",Yeah but nothing says that in the release. +Iron Infants!!,I second this +Computing negative probabilities or a probability greater than 1.,Ah +"Xbox One S; 500GB, 1TB, 2TB - is the only true difference amongst these models the amount of storage? I'm having a hard time finding the answer to this question; are there any other noticeable differences amongst these various models besides storage? Does the amount of storage you have impact speed loading times or is that not noticeable?",Just get a 2 tb external drive off amazon. +"Postmodernism is not only destructive and insincere, its basic assumptions are fallacious. It basically boils down to No claim can be made of objective truth, except this one.","or you know, they'd be able to give an analysis of the cultural/historical conditions that render that pomo bromide possible." +Oculus founder Palmer Luckey secretly funds pro-Trump 'meme magic',Maybe this was the guy who was behind that Nimble America? +So DC are gonna start doing what Marvel has done and pander to SJW non sense (people who dont even read comics on the whole). Tine to watch those sales slide down again.,"Yes, a character historically assumed to have had sex with women confirmed in one panel in one comic to have had sex with women is pandering." +"If you think Day9 is a good player, you must not have been paying attention to any game he's played recently.","He hit Legend with shaman, that's not something everyone could manage." +"If you could leave this second to live anywhere for free, but you can't tell anyone, where would you go?",Home. +"if yours can break, you must have a crap plumbus.",Not crap but i use mine...often. +Sports,"Is just a game, why you have to be mad?" +"Except in Texas religion is important, too STREAM","Reminds me of the saying, don't piss on me and tell me it's raining." +"No, someone wasn't paid $3,500 to protest Donald Trump; it's fake news",T_d doesn't care +Star Guardian - Burning Bright,Meh.....I expected better +Ayy thanks buddy:),"just got back, he doesn't play it sadly" +Thanks. I just need to make it until we close and then I can go home and climb in bed.,Yay! +"NSFW = not safe for work. Do you want your boss or teacher to see you looking at it? I don't really think this should be NSFW. But... Then again, I imagine the scenario of someone clicking on this Subreddit while in public, ending up with a sexy image of puppet on their screen. I think it would be at least a little awkward. What do you guys think? Should we remove the NSFW warning from this? Also great work as always Biz","Well, that's their fault for having it appear in public TBH, but I would feel embarrassed too if that happened, so it makes sense" +She doesn't care about Reddit,She's the bitch in this +For the euphoric gourmand,Thanks but mummy already makes the best tendies +We said that all last year too and the offense never got together.,dwight is better than horford +Well damn. What a time to be alive.,"if iphone was its own company separate from apple, it'd still be in the fortune 100" +Is Rupaul straight? I actually have no idea about her really. My mom would just sort of make off hand jokes not like making fun of me I guess lol.,I saw somewhere that RuPaul was straight but he just likes wearing drag +Ubisoft giving The Crew away for free.,when you wanna win back the PC gamer so you make all your games free #justubisoftthings +At least 29 dead as migrant boat capsizes off coast of Egypt,Lol +Care to point out what is DAMNING?,Nothing but if you use buzz words it looks bad +I hate this meme,I don't get it +"Nope, that Tim Duncan guy was a scrub.","He must be, because I never heard of him, or Wake Forest." +"His supporters hate the establishment. If the establishment was a window, they wanted to throw a brick through that window. Donald Trump is that brick. You never really care that much about the brick so long as the window gets broken.","But in this case that window is the civil rights of Muslims, Latinos, immigrants and women." +Hacked emails show top Clinton aides wanted her to joke about her private email server,Can someone please explain to me why this is a problem? +Just upvote?,^ this +Doubling down will get these guys a seat on the young Turks table,"God, even when I agree with their general point, that program is just un fucking watchable" +Guess who's on the calendar for October!,illuminati +"Gloria Allred isn't a great lawyer IMHO, we all remember her work in Yeaw v. Boy Scouts of America, Miller v Schwarzenegger, among many other examples. She's a bombastic tv lawyer that happened to be in the right place at the right time when cable news started interviewing lawyers in the '80s and '90s. But she's pretty bad at actual law.",Just how old are you? +In which lines of work would it be disturbing to hear a representative proclaim that the number of arrests in its work force have been reduced?,Anyone working in assisted living jobs. +DAE Remember this gold of video gaming comedy?,You can play it on mobile now. +"Voting for him is unfathomable, so we don't care.",We? +same reaction,What did NA have to do with this I'm confused +"Illidari has same problem with their naga allies. Their leader lady just makes we're not actualy serving you, just our goals aligns remarks while you don't interact with them in anyway during quests save starting zone... So i totally think they'll betray us at some point for Azshara... I even trust Mother Malevolence, which is a fucking demon i suppose to hunt, more then those Naga...",You can replace your broken troops with Naga troops if you take that class hall upgrade. +what's great is when you have one old enough to watch the little ones... but then they get uppity and want paying for it.,"Yeah, if you are not careful they will start to unionize." +"My dad's band in 1982. He's in the middle with the mullet and the vest. Had a pretty good laugh, first time I saw this.",OP's dad fucks +"Screw vegan, go vampire.","Eat people, save earth" +"I think a huge part of it though is that he DID have a permit, but the permit was expired. They probably won't get much of a conviction on that. At the end of the day he's just a goddamn retard on a power trip, but a Judge is hardly going to send him up the river for that so even if he was found guilty it'd be a slap on the wrist.","Even if he had a permit, you can't just pull a gun on someone." +Paige on all fours,Hnnnggg! +Sassy Trump to Racists: Stop It!,Omg so sassy +"Newegg has all the must-have gear: GPUs, MoBos, PSUs, vacuums....",i have crums in my mechanical keyboard should i take off the keys and clean out everything or use compressed air? +I don't have a problem with programs like KeePass and their ease of use (I think they're very easy and convenient). My only problem with KeePass is that the fields are set up for username/password and it's kind of clunky for serial storage storage. Know of any programs like KeePass but that maybe have different templates for username/ password vs serial etc?,"Just put the serial in the Notes and makes it so Notes' column shows up, double clicking it put it in the clipboard." +"Carries are bad for the game. For every successful carry, they beat 21 others who are also trying. Those that lost see that on the other side, one guy is getting a free ride there. Competitive is competitive. Trials is supposed to be competitive. It's great to see that others are having feel good stories. It's not so great when I was the back that they needed to step on to get there.","Trials by far is not competitve, not considering the actual tournaments Destiny has." +"Now so do I - I created a counterfeit based on your description, thus slightly devaluing yours!",Boy do I love me some free market +"Statistically, I have an above average number of arms.",This is literally said in every thread/comment section that has to do with a body part. +I always just say no thank you and don't even slow down as I pass them and I've never been confronted.,Don't even hear them half the time as I have headphones in and am usually in a rush +Firefighters extinguish bacon truck fire on I-68,Extra crispy +How it feels standing in a Children of Atom base wearing a hazmat suit,Grah why don't the lip flaps match up with the caption +This is about as standard as it gets,Care to elaborate? +"Not sure if all Lucina combo videos suck lol Awesome to get mentioned for Fox and Lucina though, hope to make one as cool as yours soon haha. Also shoutouts to EOE's combo videos, they're legit the best videos on YouTube.","Talked with a lot of montage makers before about this, and the reason almost all Lucina montages are nonexistent is because editing a tipper fsmash is the most satisfying thing to do." +"Hillary is known to communicate with the ghosts of dead people, including Gandhi and Eleanor Roosevelt. Here is Bill Clinton admitting that Hillary talks to the dead",She better be communicating with Benedict Arnold. +I'm waiting for srl to get mine hopefully...,All you need is Crucible Rank 3 and she gives you the quest +Not sure if that's good or bad?,Bad :( +Listening to Trumpets try to argue why polls are wrong is a little skull-cracking.,But they were not wrong when Trump was making his comeback +"It's what got me off the Trump train. I was entertaining voting for him in the spring purely on his non-interventionist stance, as I thought there was very little damage he could do domestically given the balance of powers and as a millennial I'm convinced our overseas adventures are the cause of 90% of our domestic problems. However when he refused to release his returns, I realized there was zero backup for any of his claims: he says he's good at business, he says he's a good negotiator, he says he'svery successful... but then refuses to prove it. Made me realize even if you like his policy, you can't actually trust he means it. Hillary is untrustworthy, but she's so plugged into the political system I trust she will pursue her policy positions just out of electoral necessity. Trump is just a blank slate. For all I know 100% of his wealth is from his daddy+ tax breaks he got on other people's money. That's not a resume worth electing prez. Of course once the rest of the bullshit on Trump came out over the year, in particular all the nuclear expansionism and his arguments about occupying and looting the middle east, I realized he's exactly the kind of guy who would launch a foreign war, so my position has only hardened.",This was literally me! +So I'm new here and I got to see this post before it got flair. Would this be considered Pandering/DAE?,"Hmm, I think Joke title" +"If it's the 'big book of genders', why aren't *male* and *female* included?","Malegender: a gender that is inherently evil and oppressive Femalegender: a gender that is free from social norms and transcends conventional standards, opposite of malegender" +Promise?,Pinky +Actually I think it's Mychal Thompson's son.,No he mychel thompsons brother +Christmas Crash too,Christmas Crash is coming with the December maps +"Am I just a stupid idiot or does lunatic fringe not make any sense? So everyone knows what a lunatic is. It's a crazy person, lunatic is a noun. Fringe is usually an adjective, it means unconventional or unusual. Usually adjectives go before nouns.. so to me fringe lunatic makes more sense, in terms of grammar. But in terms of being logical, that fails too. Fringe lunatic? He's a lunatic that's on the fringes of what's normal for being a lunatic? An unconventional lunatic, as opposed to your everyday Joe lunatic? Every time I hear lunatic fringe I just think it's the dumbest nickname ever.. what do you guys think?",The original idea was that he was The Shield groups lunatic on the fringe (edge) of the group in many ways. +"Upcoming Major: Who would YOU want to be the next host. So since the third major has been cancelled and the upcoming major is suppose to happen early next year i am wondering who does the community want to see as the next host. I am expecting to see something bigger from this major wether it's the prize pool or more teams added to it or the format changed. Obviously this is just my opinion but why would they remove the third major unless they needed more time to come up with something different. Anyhow I'm gonna list who I would like to be the next host and why and hopefully you guys can join in :-) My preferable host is Turner, who are now running the Eleague as you guys obviously know. I think they would do a great job in all aspects, especially in the production area. I would love to see the major on the tv and twitch platform, I think it could attract the new players and much wider audience to the game. Obviously if the host was turner sports then the major would be in US and I actually don't mind that because the last events in US have filled up all the seats! Anyhow wether turner would take such a challenge is probably not likely but as a fellow viewer and a cs fan I wish that the next major would fall in their hands. Question is who do you like to see hosting the next major :)?",dreamhack in a location where the spectators care about csgo(no romania) +words. don't. matter. to. trump.,But he has the best words... +Top 2 I would pick up: Alex Smith (for streamers) and obviously Jacquizz Rodgers.,Santos too. +Doc - Uspape despre Romania,"Mama ce accent urat, din ce parte a tarii e?" +He means the original title of the post,That's right! +Warning! Guard against Election Fraud! Don't register via Facebook,Who the frak would register to vote through Facebook? +"No one, yet. When we get our first Millennial president, we'll see it.",When will we see our first Millennial voter? +Incels demonstrate why they are incels,These guys need to jack off once in a while. +FISSION MAILED!,HAVE SOME ENERGY MOTHERFUCKER +"People are so desperate to be validated that they will do any mental gymnastics in order to convince themselves they made the right choice. It's going to take something drastic because those people automatically believe that if it's in the media, it's false. It's kind of amazing how deeply that mentality has taken hold.",The media did that to themselves. +"I appreciate the suggestions, however at the moment I have no plans for an actual storyline to match my map. the hunting ground is an interesting idea, however it may end up being more of a secret underground animal sanctuary.",That idea seems pretty cool. +I want another expansion where you play as Ciri. Do it CDPR!,"Strong, independent womyn expansion." +We have all been there,Actually laughed out loud; this was good +"PacNW LPT: have a raincoat handy but don't worry about a hood. You were born in the rain, molded by it. In it you will find your strength.","extended LPT for PacNW, if you see someone carrying an umbrella they are a transplant / visiting" +"Meh, sounds similar to the joy pro-Trumpers exhibited when Clinton fell into the trap of actually attacking Pepe the frog. You typically want your enemies to do something so stupid (and so enemy-like) that people inclined to give the benefit of the doubt even when there's no doubt suddenly realize that you were right all along. Guys dancing on the van could *easily* be thinking Okay, they've gotta see our perspective on the Muslims now, right, right? Too much reaching in this video. Too much the only explanation (that fits my narrative). Not convincing, because my above explanation makes far more sense, and I don't even have a video to sell.",Cui bono? +That's a nice bit of anti Jew reasoning. My community bible church in central Texas gives around $17 million every year to different Israeli organizations. We also do mission work there every few months(no idea what the $ value of that is). At least give the christens some credit instead of hawking the rich Jewish elite everyone else uses.,Lol. +Something something illegal Clinton activities that likely implicate other members of the political elite. Burn them all.,Bingo! +I can't tell if you're joking at this point,I did kara last night and by maiden we had a spider from the servants quaters come up and attack right after I used side winders +ATTENTION!!! Anyone/Everyone that reads this. Rate Legion 1-10!,Shut up +Why don't you show us some examples.,Because he doesn't know shit about feminism and has no idea why he's even an antifeminist except that people he thinks are cool are. +Right because trump only won because of poor white people....,I never said *only* poor white voted for trump. +"It felt to me that I wasn't really meant to be there. I mean, it is a gigantic airport, and I was the **only** person there that wasn't an employee. It was just odd.","Meh, it happens." +I figure his floor is Roosevelt and his ceiling is the other Roosevelt.,Lol +Garbrandt reacts to Cruz blocking him,If he can't even touch him on social media how's he expect to hit him in real life? +Midnight Rescue,What was the other one where you have a net and catch butterflies on a mountain? +Ask Shaddoll players and Construct.,RIP +"Wow, 22k dislikes in a day.",It's over twice that now. +"IF LIGHT TRAVELS SO FAST, HOW COME ITS NEVER CAUGHT A NINJA?","IF GRAGAS IS FAT, HOW COME HE HASN'T EATEN THE SHOPKEEPER?" +"Latinos STORM a Miami, FL precinct to vote for Donald Trump!","Well, I'm convinced." +"no dude, stop going back on your feelings Fuck the blue jays, worst team I've possibly ever seen.","I don't know, the Rangers looked like a pile of shit melted in the summer heat." +Someone's gonna make an AD vs KAT thread again in the next week and every single person in that thread will say AD. Some will insult him for asking the question too.,It's just the way the circle jerks. +22 Injured When Chevy SSR Plows Into Crowd at NASCAR Race,"We won't be safe until all cars, including race cars, are auto-drive!" +"Discussion: The DCEU slate and concerns As a huge fan of the DCEU, I loved MoS, BvS is one of my favorite comic book films of all time, and SS was enjoyable and fun. But I'm a bit confused with this upcoming slate of DC films. The announcement of Gotham City Sirens although I'm excited for just irks me because it looks like it will be released in 2018 and mostly come out before we get a flash film, a green lantern film, and most importantly a Man of Steel sequel. I think the film will have a lot of potential to explore great female characters such as Catwoman, Batgirl, Poison Ivy, and maybe Black Canary. A possibility that Nightwing may show up in the film also sounds superb. But in my opinion I'd rather see them develop out League members first. I personally believe that the Flash will be akin to Marvel's Spider-Man and will be a massive success for the DCEU. I also am really disappointed we aren't getting a MoS sequel. I for one want to continue seeing Cavill dope the cape while he's still young and in his prime. I think if done correctly a MoS sequel just has so much potential now that Luthor has been introduced and the world is more established. The DC universe is so rich in its material that the possibilities are endless. A green lantern space epic sounds cool, a Teen Titans film would be absolutely huge for the DCEU, even a Legion of Superheroes film with a role for Superman would be magnificent. I know that the universe is more Batman oriented and Ben Affleck's Batman film will most likely be the highest or second highest grossing film of this franchise, I just strongly think that with the right creative minds and organization the potential for the DCEU is massive and bright. Does anyone agree? I hope we get fully updated slate soon because it's really confusing to see the direction in which they are headed. I'm gonna watch anything they send our way anyways. Whether it's a low budget deadshot film or a Justice League film every two Novembers.","my only concern about the slate is Whats happening with the flash movie are they going to delay it, do they have a director already but just waiting for the right moment to announce it" +"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.","Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can leave permanent psychological and emotional damage and scar someone for life, leaving them a husk of their former selves." +"Nobody with half a brain thinks ghosts is the best game for SND. They only say that because SND was the only half decent thing on that game. Black Ops 2 pisses all over Ghosts SND. Standoff, Express, Raid and Meltdown SND was 10000 times better than anything ghosts could produce.",I agree. +To be fair most interpretations say the he saw the sun setting in a muddy pool rather than the sun literally setting in the muddy pool,And that's where Sahih hadith comes in to refute those translations. +De Niro: I'd Like to Punch Trump In the Face,Is he talking to me? +Another month? They said December which is days away.,"Last I saw it was by the end of the year, so could be anytime between now and Dec 31" +"Ice going to best buy to get an 850w PSU, possible stream today Just dont prod the pc with a metal rod this time Cx","Nope, no stream from his recent tweet :(" +Doubt it. Tony Pulis teams don't usually win by more than one goal.,The London West Hammers have something to say +"Sam Wang on Twitter - Post-Comey letter poll movement about 3 percentage points, enough to swing outcome","Comey, i hope it was worth it." +"I didn't get to bed until 4, the wife kept punching me in her sleep (she claims she's asleep, but her aim is unerringly accurate so I have my suspicions) and I was woken at 6am by the dog scratching at the bed then looking me dead in the eye as it crapped on the carpet - and you don't hear me complaining.",No I read you complaining +Hang Nelson Mandela - Federation of Conservative Students poster 1980's,"But they gave necklaces to their opponents, what is wrong with giving someone a nice necklace?" +Don't knock it till you tried it! Doesn't help your defence in court.,4 out of 5 people actually enjoy gang rape. +"Steam store will soon require devs to use actual screenshots, not pre-rendered images",I'd be fine if they were allowed to keep promo art as long as there's some marking or disclaimer on it +not for me. every time trump gets rektified it's like a milk chocolate truffle with a liquor center.,One man's turd is another woman's truffle? +Source?,The Hudson is one. +Ahaha Permanently scared.,Scarred +Woah,Minecraft logic! +How was that using bullet penetration?,He shot through the guys body and blew it up. +What are some cool Reddit bots?,Everybody on Reddit is a bot except for you. +At least you didn't punch it.,"Never, I don't get that at all, unless I had a disposable income I guess lol even then seems wasteful" +Letter to the PM from the patient of a surgeon who came by boat.,But 1 good doctor who helps 100s is not worth letting in terrorists who will kill 1000s +Inferno Tower. As hog player a hate this card.,Bomb Tower is even worse when using a hog deck. +Free Speech for Me but Not for Thee Mr. White Male!,It'd be so nice if these people understood their legal rights and laws that grant them the exact same privilege. +Where Will All the Money Go When All Three Market Bubbles Pop?,"Gold, hard assets, and crypto currencies will be huge winners." +What would your presidential campaign slogan be?,It's not spying if I haven't been caught; Fucktard. +I switched to protonmail with a custom domain name. Zero regrets.,Protonmail is a little glitchy but there's very few mail services out there with privacy as a top priority +What screenshot are you looking at?,(it's a joke about camouflage) +Drew some silly ideas for Kirby merchandise,I would be all over that yo-yo hat. +...What,Most women in the world who wear islamic garb are coerced to do so. +"Oh, not the post-truth whining about safe spaces and trigger warnings again. Trigger warnings have got nothing to do with free speech; they're just there (in principle) to be nice and considerate to people (yes they exist) who've suffered something traumatic and can have very unpleasant experiences such as panic attacks brought on by certain evocations. It's as asinine as saying that the BBFC is against Free Speech because they note the content of movies so you can decide if your kids should watch them. Yes in certain circumstances it has gotten a bit out of hand with TWs for everything under the sun, and yes the efficacy of TWs is dubious because it's hard to predict when a stimulus will cause a flashback, but neither of these mean that Free Speech is being impeded. And safe spaces are related. There are two different notions of safe spaces you find at universities. One is about the rules at debates and conferences, and yes indeed you get stuff like jazz hands instead of clapping please. But that's not to repress certain opinions, it's because some people have said it makes the conference nicer for them, for various reasons (e.g. better for those with hearing aids, more bearable for autistic people [noise], less intimidating to speakers with unpopular views). Call the requesters special snowflakes if you want, say it's ridiculous, but again, it doesn't impede free speech. It's really no skin off my back not to clap; no one was forcing me not to clap; and if it makes someone else's day more bearable then it's just about not being a dick, really. The second notion of safe space is more relevant to free speech, but I think it's still erroneous to apply it. It's saying *in some particular space or context* people with a particular worldview can expect it to be taken for granted. Say you're an Israeli student and everywhere you go on campus you feel like you're being painted as an evil occupier, and while you believe you *can* defend your country, it grows more and more emotionally exhausting to constantly feel like a core aspect of your identity is seen as illegitimate by everyone around you. Then a safe space would be saying that at the Jewish Society social, people shouldn't say ey how about that occupation then? It doesn't mean that it can never be discussed on campus, or that the topic is beyond the pale, it's a recognition that people benefit from being able to switch off and feel that the legitimacy of their identity is temporarily guaranteed. It's basically a codification for there being a time and a place to bring up issues which impact people's core identities; it's basically about having good manners.","You cannot delineate 'free speech' into certain areas only, because by definition, it would therefore not be 'free' speech." +Westminster voting intention: CON: 41% (-3) LAB: 27% (-1) UKIP: 14% (+2) LDEM: 9% (+2) GRN: 3% (-1) ICM,Literally nothing can dent those numbers. +only dreams now,Don't let dreams just be dreams. +Victoria Secret fashion show viewer starter pack,What the fuck equinox is 150 a month for the base membership. +"If you add maybe somewhere in a bands name, what would be the best one?",The Yeah Yeah Yeah Maybes +Oh wow I went for the same CBs and GK as you. They make it really tough to hit the rating target. I think you might have to switch out the Russian dudes on the right hand side. Unless there is an upgrade on the RB. *edit* I didn't read the question correctly. AFAIK loyalty is a must for this SBC. Can't think of a way round this.,you can use the good old i play vs ai and quit after 1 minute trick to make that go quick +Joe Heck (R) in nevada is getting booed by a guy for calling for trump to stand down. This is going well.,He got Heck-led! +An ex president going to jail? It will never happen :),your neighbours here know something about it ahha +Hate the new look on your Google Chrome ? Revert it in just 4 simple steps So I found this new solution on the Chrome subreddit : 1. Open a tab and type chrome://flags and hit Enter 2. Search for something called Material Design in the browser's top chrome 3. Change the drop-down from Default to Non-Material 4. Re-launch Chrome,Or just use Vivaldi+Tampermonkey+Stylish and choose for yourself how your web browser looks :) +What? Reddit like everyone else is firmly in the camp that the Wii U was a terrible console.,The number one console meme on Reddit is PC gamers only need the Wii U - it's the best console for them and only one that makes sense +Why are they making these ghost cities? Is there some logical explanation? I dont get why they'd waste to much money,Everyone seems to have missed one of the answers--because building new houses is an essential part of the GDP calculation and is in a large part responsible for the 7-8% economy growth we've seen over the last decade or so. +ZTE's Axon 7 makes the notification bell optional in the latest software update,It also brings up the security patch level to Oct-1. +"3 most played games As gamers, we tend to try out new releases and migrate from one game to another quite a bit, but always come back to the same great games that we love. Just curious to see what people are playing right now. So what are your 3 most played games in the last 3 months? Mine: World of Warcraft, League of Legends, and Call of Duty.","OverWatch, 7dtd, siege." +Can I have Dai Viet?,"Yes, as long as it's free you can claim any country." +"This happened to me but I was playing on my ps4, so Im not sure if there is much true to this. I think it may be just their connection.","Nah mate, everytime there's console players they ***always*** take a longer time to load I'm tempted to screenshot every time it happens..." +'Doctor Strange' Screenwriter: Every Single Decision That Involves the Ancient One Is a Bad One,"Every single decision in my limited, racist imagination is a bad one." +I dont like Locke's bandanna for a completely different reason that has nothing to do with RK. LOCKE AND CELES IS THE WORST PARING IN ANY VIDEO GAME EVER. CELES NEEDS TO DROP HIM AND GET RID OF HIS BANDANNA.,"Dang, Snipe laying down the Hammer!" +Bartolo Colon's HR was top play #69 on MLB Network's top plays of the year,Nice +'Kids don't make you happy'. A mother-of-two says having children is over-rated.,The term is womb turd. +"i'll tell you why i think sandbox mode will cause some problems you ever played games like gta vice city with cheats? and then tried to play it without them? yeah, it's very slow and lame without cheats and i think you can kind of say the same thing about sandbox mode. Obviously LoL is an online multiplayer game, but i can guarantee you that some players will feel the way i did when i tried to play gta vc without cheats. they will call the real game lame and too slow; that'll amplify the comparison about time usage between lol and overwatch, and then a lot of people won't be as happy with league as they have been before.",So you say if i play a weekend of urf i can't enjoy ranked anymore? +Under your bed.,Brb going to check under my bed. +This is the first I've heard of him diddling tots. link?,I'll provide the same amount of evidence that Trump gives for any of his wild claims: +Ass Bank,I can't tell if this is a doll or if this is child porn +God is listening,God knows your deepest innermost secrets because he has nothing better to do then spy on your boring life +"He got nerfed quite a bit on his E passive. But ritos been slowly giving him more buffs. His early clear is pretty rough, other champs are just better than him right now.",Man I remember when people were using Jarvan as the gold standard for what a balanced jungler should be. +What world current world leader is trying to make government smaller not bigger?,So I guess 7 billion people are all wrong.... what are the odds +Racism is acceptable if a woman is hot enough? I think this says just as much about you as it does about her.,aww +It's not really a huge factor at all,Wow what a compelling argument you have made... +Congrats. That end of season game at Folsom is looking bigger and bigger every week isn't it?,If only Utah had won.... Problem is students will be gone +!SH!TPOST!: All those poor USA Streamers,Now that's a whole other can of worms ;) +"And unlike jews, he doesn't care about those millions. Because humans rights trump what jews care about the most, errrr muh money.",^ Mere anti Zionism +complete bs,"Most ults work like this, but fuck Genji right?" +"I'm near a starbucks right now, they are heating up one of their sandwiches, but i read this at the same time i got a whiff of the sandwich and immediately started craving taco bell. A delicious, warm, crispy quesadilla with the caramelized cheese edges. cut in three horrifyingly uneven slices.","Smothered in beautifully, disappointing fire sauce." +Good our two best O-line men are locked up.,... with other teams. +"Ik denk eerder dat de meeste mensen het gewoon zo laten, wat iedereen die toegang tot zijn medische dossiers blokkeert verdacht maakt.","Euh ik fraudeer niet, gebruik uberhaupt geen zorg behalve de tandarts maar ik zou echt meteen mijn dossiers blokkeren." +"No, I think it's true. I'm not a feminist, by the way. A little porn is fine, but it can get out of hand.",what do you mean by porn can get out of hand? +What is the best way to abuse power?,"Ask Theresa May, she's doing a pretty good job of it." +"The impact will be felt at the state level. It will roll up into some federal GDP stats, but mostly the federal government won't really see much benefit from legal weed. If anything it will cost them more as they figure out how to regulate it legally and have to start a new mission of enforcing interstate commerce on a new product. I wouldn't be surprised to see a federal sales tax get added to help defray the cost.",Remember that regulating marijuana is more similar to regulating coffee as opposed to alcohol since it is relatively harmless by comparison. +"I agree it's pricey, but that's just NOVA. It's got lots of local businesses and restaurants of high quality. Still don't understand the disdain people here have for NOVA. Comes off as whiney little brother with an inferiority complex.","I don't pretend to speak for everyone in Richmond, but NoVa residents come off as haughty, pretentious, superficial elitists who use other humans as stepping stones and have no interest in community." +Russia orders all officials to fly home any relatives living abroad,except its not actually true. +50mm/F1.4G all the way,Even with the slow focusing? +"I'll never understand the obsession in Canada for hating on mobile plans and the cost of them. I have Canadian friends who moved to Europe and their first rave about life across the Atlantic was how cheap their mobile plans are. Yeah. It's Europe. They have a population density 30x Canada's. Of course, we've become so glued to our phones now and I get it - data addiction, digital communication, and social media is hard to break. But just like how we like to tell the fat guy to put down the fork when he complains about the cost of food, maybe it's time to just put down our phones? I pay $40 a month for a phone, unlimited texts, a decent calling plan including free long distance, and 600MB which is more than enough data. Taking into account inflation, this is the same I was paying for a landline (without long distance) 20 years ago.","Of all the countries I have traveled to, Canada, has the highest mobile prices I have seen." +Diablo souls please.,dark souls 2 is kinda hack and slash already +Way to mention their agenda.,Way to not put my appointment in my agenda +Yea maybe,Most like probably +I don't get it.,The Dictator +Seeing as how Doublelift is taking a break: **Impact** **Svenskeren** **Bjergsen** **Stixxay** **Aphromoo** Top die + dane synergy + CLG bot lane = NOICE,Why not reunite old teammates with impact-piglet-xpecial +"How do I know if my GPU just crashed or my game crashed? I was playing the witcher 3 and I'm not sure if my overclocked gpu just crashed or the game crashed. The screen went black for a few seconds, then it showed the desktop, then a few seconds after that, the game crashed.",usually if a GPU crashes the screen freezes because the screen doesn't recieve any more signals +Roy Blunt re-elected to U.S. Senate,Is this the end of Jason Kanded or does he still have a political future in the state? +That's the joke,"oh, my fever-self is unable to identify sarcasm, forgive me" +"What are you, an idiot? First post... blah, blah, blah Several years ago I was working at a large facility for intellectually disabled people. Late one evening, the facility director pops into a living unit for a surprise review. He immediately spots someone holding a broom and leaning against a wall. As the place was kind of a mess, the director headed straight for this person (you can see where this is headed). The director asks the person what he is supposed to be doing. No response. The director raises his voice a bit and asks the person why they are not using that broom. Person looks at the broom but says nothing. This spirals for a while, with the director getting redder and louder. Finally, an employee comes hurrying up and asks what the problem is. Director: This imbecile isn't doing his job and won't answer my questions. Employee: Uh, sir, this is one of our patients. Director: Oh. He should have told me. Director stomps off. The patient looks at the employee and asks, Who was that Fred Flinstone looking m#therf#cker?",How long before he was fired? +Only that portion of the cat. The rest has to stay.,Ew. +Takes after Hillary I guess,What does this have to do with Clinton? +CEO of Carl's Jr. gets a cabinet position. America will become an Idiocracy on January 20.,big ass fries though +Exodus 20:7 God will not leave this unpunished.,"I think they ignore the Old Testament, except for when they want to bash gays." +George Soros fund sold entire investment that was held in Gold ETF - GLD in Q3,link? +"Well, yes. With the right cards you can make the deck half-decent compared to other classes. But still nowhere near the consistent high power level that Professor Brainstorm is capable of.","What do you suggest instead, extremely p2w trickster decks?" +"the cyber is so big So we have to get very, very tough on cyber",The cyber +Except OP said Georgia,CA cop must've been on vacation. +New website answers 'Is The Election Rigged' question,T-This website is rigged! +it goes: 1=one 2=a couple 3=a few 4=some 7=several,Can I get the numerical equivalent to a butt-tonne? +"Theyre going after Comey now! Get the word out, SUPPORT HIM.","I'll support Comey when he arrests Clinton, and prevents her from getting bail" +"Brandon Vera's title fight opponent tonight in ONE, the guy with the helmet on",I wish all my favorite fighters could use helmets while fighting :l +"I had the exact same thing happen to me. Got lost, helpful stranger then gave me a bookmark to the exit, where his buddies blew me up.","That's unusual,if you ask nicely for help, some will shoot you thats just their way, some will help you, if you are in trouble, but very very few will offer help and then shoot you, that's not really our thing." +What does the 121 countries have to do with proposing?,Gotta brag somehow right? +"America in picture form. Grand Tetons National Park, Wyoming.",Someday I'm going to hike to the top of the tallest one. +"For some reason, people who have lived here their whole lives actually or jokingly resent the number of people moving here. Hence all the Denver sucks replies, and the Colorado Native bumper stickers. But you're not from California or Texas so I think you'll be OK. :-) Also worth mentioning: Almost everyone I have met in person in Denver is nice, or at least polite, but this sub attracts more than its fair share of cranky people for some reason.",Yea people should just stay where they are born +"Weird that G&M simply styled these fundraising events when Harper attended many similar functions, yet now they are cash for access scandals under Trudeau.",Weird that the G&M endorsed the conservatives the last four consecutive elections too... +"Liberals, what is your most conservative viewpoint? Conservatives, what is your most liberal viewpoint?","Good ole americacentric politics, there only exists 2 options, what about us socialists and anarchists?" +Netanyahu 'told New Zealand backing UN vote would be declaration of war',Israel should stop talking and starting shit. +the gamecube was more powerful than the ps2 though... thats fact.,"Nope, but nice try, troll." +Sad in what way? Because they play so much or you think it's too short?,The latter. +Its Charlie Day.,No it's Charley Kelley +You know surprisingly I've never seen that on the internet... I've seen goats but not sheep. Why is that?,"Because they're lambs, duh" +"Saudi student is beaten, killed in Wisconsin",Wow didn't we call this shit? +I started being a goblin when legion came out. It took me 4 weeks to make 1mio gold with selling fox flowers and mass producing demonsteel bars. So I guess it's a very profitable xpac,Are you still making gold off of demonsteel? +"Older men of Reddit, back in the day what was your fap material if raunchy magazines were not readily available?",I know some guys who fapped to the underwear sections in clothes magazines. +I have an in-law that frequently checks the dumpsters of large retail stores and he finds incredible items with little or no damage. The stores will throw out items that still work for simple cosmetic damage. We live in an extremely wasteful society.,I'm surprised the dumpsters aren't locked to prevent stuff like that. +"If you're an illegal immigrant, sure. If you're a legal immigrant, you have no reason to fear.","Honestly, I do not trust Trump to know or care about the difference." +"That letter reads like satire. It was cracking me up. I don't know what kind of decorations you had, but for comedy's sake I was picturing a lone jack-o-lantern sitting on a porch.",Poe's law. +Yeah man salt in a wound ain't a thing.,Have you ever been in saltwater? +"Yes, times have most certainly changed for the worse.",Cringe +"Yeah now I wish I had, it took me a while to realize what she was doing and at the time I was embarrassed.",What did she say exactly? +"Trump basically says I had never really thought about it, asked any professionals, or read about it before plastering it all over a national presidential campaign",He trusts his tremendous spur of the moment judgements. +"True enough. ***Anything at all*** arouses a teenage boy, especially before the age of 18. I remember sitting down for breakfast in my Freshman year of High school, pouring syrup on my French toast, and suddenly realizing that standing up would be a bad idea.",Who among us hasn't been there? +Chumbawamba's out with a new album. Only OldPedes will get this.,29 is not old :( +why the fuck do i still live here,Because Tulsa swallows up all who venture there. +What are the chances of Icon or Image re-printing the OHCs of Brubaker's Criminal? It's apparently OOP currently.,Brubaker said there was a possibility of it happening +"Using the same line of reasoning, Id like to see the Mexico City Chocolates or the Bluejeans",Ha. +Wind mph?,what about it +r/politics discussing assassinating the President-elect as a national duty,And the sad thing is that person wont even be banned by the mods over there. +"Early voting begins today in Louisiana runoff! Please donate, canvas, phonebank and volunteer to put Foster Campbell into the Senate. He would be the 49th vote for Democrats to protect against Donald Trump. Time to get to work!","Louisiana here, thank you." +Your hands are clean when you're brainwashed.,go on. +That really fits the bill quite nicely.,Look up his and Trumps connections to Jeffrey Epstein. +Don't forget regurgitating song lyrics = easy karma,Spaghetti +"AS CREEPY AS TIM KAINE: Wikileaks Google head Eric Schmidt's draft strategic plan for Hillary Clinton. Mobile phones will be used to identify voters and a database used to record everything known about them, to better target them.",That's why she won't shut up about Russia- she knows it is Americans' top concern this election season. +Oh please. This sub was here first and we're a lot nicer.,Are you saying...we made it nice? +"Yeah I was just checking the schedule there too and wondering why it hasn't been updated in so long? I don't have cable so I can't check the listings, but I found a TWC listing online and it does look like it is airing tonight I guess.",That's the same schedule I found lol! +What's a good deck for me?,what ever you're comfortable playing with... +"Already early voted, but I'm channeling Kek with my patriotic AF pants. MAGA",#P R A I S E K E K +"How do you think a democracy works? For the people by the people. You think the morons (many of which couldn't make their nut in the private industry) are any more capable of deciding? I've got news for you, they're just civilians as well.","A person is smart, a mob is insanely evil and destructive, history shows" +My boyfriend just dumped me on our anniversary; help me understand why!,"You look like the kind of girl that would find the guy who dumped you, chop him up into bits and feed him to his parents in a chunky stew" +"J.R Smith talks to Jason Terry during game, gives up wide-open layup","That's not fair, I didn't say time-in!" +Wait wait wait...ordering?,You kill 7 mechs and then drop volcanic drakes for free +"Only a handful of states have common law unless they're grandfathered in, and those states all have certain requirements.",Don't spoil my dreams of petty revenge with your facts. +Joe Buck on Fox Lineup,How goddamn old is this video? +TIFU by kidnapping a girl.,"Fuck people, man" +"Who will hire me? 20mph over speeding ticket . So in October 2015 I got a ticket for doing 20 over (was trying to pass a car). Only added 3 points to my license. The lady at the trucking school said that might hurt my chances with some companies. I checked with covenants website and based on their requirements I should be fine because it was over 12 months ago and it is the only ticket I have ever gotten. In order to be accepted into the school I have to have 2 companies willing to hire me based on my driving record and background check. I know covenant should hire me, but who else?",I'd hire you lol +[M] Maybe you do need Turkey to help you out...,M: Send in the Janissary! +Your response is as if the RX-T is worth a lot. xD,Its 6 keys rat rods go for about 2 keys +What a yuge discount,Everything looks bigger with hands like that. +Source?,I don't think it's too far down in the top posts. +"RIP, OP's money.",Indeed :) +"Did you see the same video as i did? They were acting as if the pro's here were babies. They gave way too much power to dardoch. Dardoch was actually out of control in most of that video. He said so many bad shit, that i'm suprised he didn't get kicked of immediately. You mention SKT1, yet you forget that while there was toxicity, people still had massive respect for their coach. Ego's are never going to get in the way of SKT. And if you don't believe that, than i might suggest you look at the fact that SKT has won three world championships. And they are all young adults and teenagers. Players in the west have too much of a say. It's culture. In the west, it's believed that players should have a say in every aspect. In korea, you simply don't. If kkoma says you're going to play Nidalee in a semi final at worlds, you are going to play nidalee in a semi final at worlds. You'd never see a western pro do that because they'd start arguing against the coach. TL treat their pro players as if they're trying to be friends with them. And the same goes for most of the west. Deilor is a good example as to how you should be as a coach. There's a reason why FNC went undefeated in summer AND made it to semifinals despite the fact that Deilor had not that much game knowledge. But the players accepted his authority and respected him. Locodoco isn't respected nor has any authority and that's because TL doesn't give him the authority to gain respect. let's all talk it out! No, be concise and take action the moment something isn't the way it should be.",I think you need to stop riding koreas cock Even korean players disagree with you. +Julian Brandt (Leverkusen) goal against Darmstadt (2-1),Pirlo-esque +You don't understand. this is all apart of their 8 dimensional jenga game. CUCKS.,"I'm not sure gravity applies in the 8th dimension, i'm pretty sure you're cheating." +"Or how from the covers of Halo: Combat Evolved up to Halo 4, Master Chief was slowly turning to the right and tipping over.",SPARTAN armor looks heavy as shit. +"My prediction - she will come across as genuine and convincing, and the video will instantly be everywhere. Then Trump will attack her on Twitter, making things worse for himself.",I can almost imagine Conway running around and destroying every smart phone she can find before The Donald is able to completely rat fuck all of the work that she has been trying to do. +Actually there is no need now as well since they own a country home outside the city that the ss has advised them to move to. It would cost less and be more safe.,Except he can't charge the Secret Service rent if they are at his country home. +I want HL3 to come out just to stop the very stale circlejerk.,I want it to come out so we can start a new #NotMyHalfLife circle jerk. +*...others*,I have no idea what you're talking about \innocent whistle That'll teach me to make posts about grammar when I'm tired ;) +he did he said to the camera *stop it*,Apparently his words aren't alpha enough. +I noticed it and yet they did it in such a way that it fit and didn't feel out of place despite it being older footage!,"I *thought* Thats what I saw, but shrugged it off thinking im just seeing things lol" +Which movie would be boring if its plot is literally its title?,Phone Booth. +"... Okay, you seem like a nice guy/girl. No time period... I'll always be grateful (:",(: +"In rare move, China criticizes Trump plan to exit climate change pact",Proof that climate change IS a Chinese hoax! +"In your own specially creative way, how does your mind convince you that your either an alpha or a beta?",My mind stopped caring about the stupid alpha beta shit that does nothing but justify being an asshole to others a while ago +"Trying to remember a show between 1986 - 1994 (not exact years) for NES, Genesis, SNES cheats. Back in the late 80's and early 90's, I remember getting a hold of the Sega Master System. There was this show, that would introduce video games and then give cheat codes or tips and tricks for them. For the life of me I can't remember or find what this show was. I've been called out as; There was no such thing. So I'm hoping there are some people here old enough to remember it. Thanks!","Or Gamesmaster, or maybe Video Power?" +Samantha Bee??? How in the hell could anyone see that list of names and click on hers for person of the year...... what the actual fuck?? yuck.....,Yeah to me she's pretty much an unknown except as a bit player years ago on the Daily Show. +Probably because I've prestige 5 times I also hate the mode so I'll probably get more tickets then you.,"I'm gen 4 and I've only played colleseum like 15 times, you must have just been very unlucky and gotten more tickets than usual." +Make a donation for Woox (Real Winner) Anyway someone can setup a donation box for woox and he can confirm will go to him? Pretty sure if enough of us get together he will outblow the $10k for his smart thinking and get what he deserves. Hell i'll donate what i can to him. PS. Still goto pay my bills.,"Woox doesnt deserve a single penny for surviving with 1000 lobsters and karambwans in the middle of nowhere, cya later cunt" +Confirmed threat from CIA and FBI with hard evidence to back it up: LIBRUL CONSPIRACY THEORY Random right wing blogs that claim Michelle Obama is a man: hey we should really take this seriously because the liberal media certainly won't look into it,It is easier to for them to spin into a conspiracy because that hard evidence cannot be revealed to the public. +"Still applies. :D A lawyer cannot legally break client privilege without jeopardizing the case. Because it's illegal to break client privilege, using illegal means to get a private confession means they'd have to throw that out or risk fudging up the case, having you walk and would be prevented from being tried under double jeopardy. See: O.J. Simpson (messed up practice and a corrupt cop allowed him to walk for a crime that pretty much everybody believes he's guilty for).",I was making a Daredevil reference ;) +Once u go sea MM u will feel the pain,Do you live on a boat? +Was Pryor that bad at QB?,"He wasn't that good, but it's also the fact that he's committed to being a WR so playing him at QB not only means having a not very good QB but it weakens the WR corps and doesn't let him continue his WR development." +"Pho Van has the best IMO. It's as close to the ones I grew up eating in Houston. I enjoy Baguette House also, but they are a slightly different style.","Just got done putting done Pho Van, I live in this area and have tried every banh mi there is and this one wins." +I wish i had that much freetime,I assume with that sort of quality the person is getting paid in some form or will be shortly with the attention it receives. +How did you meet your best friend?,"We lay down meter rulers on the floor in chemistry, to stop our teacher in a wheelchair from getting to the back of the class" +Multiplayer Problems,Your password is showing +Always make me feel gross knowing how much he spent on this account.,You don't wanna look at how much was spent on the US election then +When you see GrossGore got a nose job and yours is still massive,Now damp cat has no competition. +"naw man maybe its just me, but i cant do my homie like that",if my nigga ask me can i be his human bench we fightin +"Awesome, but we're not physicians.",exactly +"Cosplay help needed! my kids really wanted to be Overwatch heros for Halloween, I finished the costumes, can someone PLEASE please photoshop them into any in game image. I tried but I have zero skills with PS. (any map or background) we would be so grateful",inb4 PsBattle grabs this and posts them into multiple various scenarios and locations +I'm still waiting for the day that advertisers find a clause in this law and we can see Santa doing a keg stand,What's Fred Claus doing? +Texas homeowner brutally beaten by fake UPS delivery driver,"Trump supporters, one by one..." +"WWE House Show Report:London 4/11/16 I went to the RAW Live Event at Wembley Arena last night . Here are the results Match #1:The New Day def Enzo And Cass,Cesaro and Sheamus and Gallows and Anderson via pinfall A fun match to kick us off saw The New Day in the shape of Kofi Kingston and Xavier Woods retain the tag titles. The heels were booed and faces cheered and everyone sang along with Enzo's entrance Schtick. Cesaro and Sheamus tagged themselves to laughs from the young members of the crowd. Cesaro gave Kofi,Enzo and Gallows a swing to a great pop before Kofi hit trouble in paradise for the win! Match #2:Sin Cara def Curtis Axel Via Pinfall A short match that the crowd were fairly quiet for apart from the kids chanting Lucha,Lucha. Axel taunted Sin Cara and the crowd for a solid minute before being clotheslined and hit with three straight springboard moves and then hit whatever his finisher off the top rope is for 1-2-3. Match #3:Darren Young and The Golden Truth def Titus O Neil and The Shining stars via pinfall. I went to the toilet during this match so missed most of what was another short match but R Truth pinned O Neil for the win. Match #4:Charlotte def Sasha Banks Via Pinfall The crowd were into this match with Sasha getting a huge pop. Charlotte worked the back for much of the back and wriggled free from the Banks Statement. She hit Natural Selection to retain. Match #5:Roman Reigns def Rusev(W/Lana Via Pinfall Lana cut a promo about how Roman Reigns cheated at Hell In a Cell and that the only thing worse then being a cheat was living in London . Rusev got boos and Reigns mostly cheers especially from some kids behind me who seems like his fan club leaders . Rusev and Reigns had a back and forth match with Reigns turning the Accolade into a Samoan drop and Rusev kicking out of two superman punches. After the spear Lana put Rusevs foot on the rope and she was ejected! Reigns hit another spear to retain the US Title. Match #6:Bayley and Alicia Fox def Nia Jax and Dana Brooke via pinfall(Emma as Special Guest referee) Huge pop for Bayley,fairly quiet for Alicia and Nia and boos for Dana Brooke. Jack dominated Bayley and Fox throughout even as they went for a double chokeslam. Eventually Brooke tagged in and ate a belly to Bayley for 1-2-3 and a big pop! Match #7:Sami Zayn def Chris Jericho via pinfall Jericho came out with the list and did his Quiet,quiet,I SAID QUIET! act before calling saying that England stinks and that London was the Anus. The crowd booed and chanted Stupid Idiot before Jericho teased putting us on the list and a YES Chant broke out. He said we didn't deserve to be on the list but the people In Frankfurt,Germany last night did! He then said that he'd give us what we needed and gave us the Gift of Jericho ! Sami Zayns music hit to a good pop and then Jericho put Sami on the list a second time! Zayn stole Y2Js scarf and he chase him around the ring with it after the bell. Jericho locked in the walls but Zayn got the ropes before picking up the win with the Helluva Kick! Match #8:Neville bt Bo Dallas Via pinfall This match lasted under a minute with Neville hitting the red arrow for victory Match #9:Kevin Owens def Seth Rollins via pinfall In a Street Fight Owens instantly tried to escape down the entrance ramp but Seth grabbed him and threw him back into the ring! Owens battered Rollins with a chair before Rollins responded to chants of We Want Tables by setting one up to a big YES chant . Owens however put Rollins through the table . Owens then used a kendo stick before being pedigreed for a close 2 count. Chris Jericho ran down for the distraction as KO low blowed Rollins for the win! Post match KO cut a promo on how great he and his best friend Chris Jericho were before Rollins pedigreed Jericho ! Owens and Rollins brawled before Rollins put Owens through a second table in the corner. The show ended with Rollins applauding and bowing down to the crowd. All in all a good night with some good matches and a decent crowd","It's funny because here Bo gets squashed hilariously quickly, but on TV he wins clean against Neville" +"A Teaser for the Trailer, mind you. I am still confused that this is a thing ...",and the image was a teaser for the teaser. +Beast Boy looks like a bad OC,Beast Boy had one too many +"yea thats my point. This sub is hyping it up, because it's the biggest thing anime has done in a while. It's like being the proud father when your daughter wins a race. That being said it's definitely good and I feel like it had more mainstream appeal than other anime movies like girl who leapt through time.",Kimi no Na wa is this year's OPM. +"I've really grown to like the kinda weird case the Ducky Mini has, looks great with Granite (then again everything does). Very nice board.",Does the Ducky Mini case fit on a regular 60%? +What are you talking about? You can't wirelessly charge without induction. It's induction or use a cable.,Tell that to Tesla. +I only know this because Neil Degrass Tyson told me so in Cosmos...,Something something entitled asshole with twitter fame +Hilliary for Prison.....,I wonder what the top part said that made her redact it! +I miss this show.. I watched this show for the first time recently and it meant a lot to me when I finished. What should I do now?,Scrubs :) +Does this mean they've been detained?,No it just means the buses aren't unguarded I think. +01001001 00100000 01100001 01101101 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001,01011001 01100101 01100001 01101000 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 +anyone have any ideas on how to improve my team?,needs more legends. +Pat Maroon tweets response to allegations of sexism.,ahah he deleted the tweet +"no, it's regular Spain. Bee Spain is between Bee Portugal and Bee France.",Everything just got faster for some reason... +"Fate of all fools has a grimoire card, but no points. So you can still chase that perfect number.","Regardless I'm on Xbox, so I'm still boned." +What fictional character have you hated the most?,I hate that fucker Eric from Tony Hawk UnderGround +"I'm not overthinking it by playing Jameis over Dak, right?",I think that's a good play Tampa is hot right now and has a good playoff throughout +I don't think liberals have quite thrown away enough money this election,Because somehow Canada has something to do with American progressives. +What does Your personal hell look like?,High School +They,"the other voice actors probably, Kellen mentioned all the voice actors for SL talk to each other in a facebook group." +Kyrie Irving on facing the bucks in the playoffs: I hope. They're a great young team. It'd be great to go 4 games against them.,His trolling is approaching the level of his handle. +For what reason(s) did you create a throwaway account?,"I have no throwaway, I'm ashamed of nothing" +"Which character has the best music? Battle theme or encounter theme. Rival or Champion. Ally or Villain. Whoever the character, whatever the theme, what's your favourite. N.B. My vote goes to Cynthia's battle theme, closely followed by [Gladion's battle theme](#s)","Cynthia, Colress, Cyrus, Ghetsis BW1, Silver Probably in that order" +well it's not like she died of natural causes. years and years of severe alcohol/drug abuse does irreparable damage to your body.,Yeah unless you're a former rock star cocaine is going to do a number in you. +Climate Change Is Already Forcing Americans to Move,Those sneaky Chinese. +Donald Trump says New York Times apologized for 'bad coverage' of him,Have scientists been able to determine the color of the sky on Trump's planet? +You didn't answer my question. It was 'WTF?!',I can't explain insanity. +A Trump campaign chair in Ohio says there was 'no racism' before Obama | US news,That's right we had slaves of all races before that. +bo5 is a terrible format to watch how can you watch it and not to get bored I'm dying out of boredom after first game already and there is still like 4h+ to watch its insane no other sport has SO LONG matches maybe except F1(which i dont watch for the same reason) football games are mostly 90 minutes and LoL matches are 300 minutes + breaks + picks + analysts desks this is just unwatchable,watch highlights genius +"Right but he's not gay, he's a totally straight bro complimenting another bro's physique. It's not gay if you joke about how weird being gay is.",Being creepy totally isn't creepy if you're being homophobic at the same time! +"Is there seriously no 4:3 monitor option? The fact they used aspect ratio instead of a FOV slider is really annoying. I have a 4:3 monitor that I don't see myself replacing soon, and the FOV is horrible",They have a FoV slider though... +"The answer is 'yes, but he couldn't hear over the sound of the suspects bullets piercing the body of his partner so he went with his backup plan of kill the fucker'","Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet." +"Where in Karachi might I buy quadcopters or other drones? Specifically, I'm looking for the Parrot AR Drone 2.0.",Just grab one of the U.S Drones from the sky. +Morning commute,I love this gif. +How you managed to make the new turtles look even uglier is something to be preserved for scientific and historical purposes.,"Thanks man, I do what I can!" +"It's why people have been counterpicking with Vlad, the only mid laner that viably rushes a huge MR/HP item.",Don't forget trollpool just dodging the whole thing +Found her on twitter calling someone ugly,"Well, she certainly doesn't need no alibi." +AT LEAST THEIR PANTS WILL BE BROWN?,"from shitting their pants, facing joe elite playoff dragon flacco" +"They deserve the thrashing they're about to get. That game was terrible. I can't imagine how that gameplan was supposed to work, so I'm left to assume that Bill O'Brien is a coward or dumb or both.",Short slants all game & runs on 3rd and long..... +Countering the Reflex Meta,Those were some wacky fucking team comps you faced LUL +Cyan and Purple,look pretty ugly IMO but hey if you like it +"No shit, sherlock. I lived with 2 guys and a girl for the last few years. There's a huge difference between a group of people living together and one man and one woman living together. Probably nothing would happen, but that doesn't make it any easier for the poor SO who lives 1000 miles away.",There really isn't any difference +Dunno why but your breakdown of everything blew my fuckin' mind. Or I'm just high.,[7] +Already at 0 in less than 2 minutes with 27% upvoted. The panic is palpable.,Lou Dobbs is the Sean Hannity of Fox Business. +"New Party of No? Dems prepare for battle with Trump on Cabinet picks, agenda",Obstruction apparently works +"Sean Payton thinks NFL refs should be full-time refs, like the rest of the major sports leagues. Most currently have normal jobs during the week.",I'm not sure the league could afford that. +"Best mids to equalize skill difference? So I'm a 4k player, and I play in a league where I get to stomp 2k mids or sometimes get destroyed by 6k mids. If I'm going against the latter, what do you think are some heroes that are hard to gank or can make up for skill disparity?",QoP is pretty good at winning lanes and having a solid early game impact. +Im Grunde genommen in jedem Fall richtig.,Technisch gesehen korrekt. +"It was when I first got the game, so I didn't want to invest in something super pricey. Even when I get an upgrade, she'll still not care. ;)",Just make sure to save some of that velcro for when you *do* upgrade :D +Lost Tribe Bullshit was... Bullshit. Now they want to change Japanese culture! (((They))) gotta nerve!,Oh but when Prince harry wore a nazi uniform in Vegas it was just a bit of fun. +"Bummer didn't get to go to the carnival last night (friends were being pansies) So I ended up going to get candy with a friend and her kids in my Yoshi costume, needless to say it was a hit. Also won the costume contest yesterday at work (50 gift card) almost paid for my costume.",you need to post a picture of this legendary costume +"The book case shaking story has not been proven false. Colburn may have exaggerated about how he handled the small bookcase, but it is possible to dislodge an item without moving the change more than a few millimeters.","Well, if we are to believe Colburn did not break the law of ethics, then he certainly broke the law of physics." +"Oh, we all know her.",First letter of her last name? +This supermarket gives you the option to squeeze orange juice yourself,I hope they clean that thing daily... I've used one of these before and it becomes a disaster by end of day +Am I a Devil?,Wat +"We are reddit now. I mean, we used to be reddit then, but we are now too.",Obama.exe +How many Keys for the parallax?,Offer +holy sht diamond league is fucking humongous,That's all the Gold Zergs David Kim helped. +This kind of seems fake. Why on earth would you rip open a roll of quarters so precisely like that?,Because when you open them usually it's easy to just smack the roll on a table edge and rip from the bend that forms. +Mexican Peso starting to weaken bigly!! Market pricing in a Trump victory!,Mexico are de-valuing so they can say We are to broke to pay for the wall +"veri spooki, no click",grazie don skeletone +"TIL that lichen are actually three different organisms. Lichen is made of a fungus, an alga, and a form of yeast. (The last of which was discovered in 2016)",Has anyone made lichen beer from the yeast yet? +Are there celebrities in the march?,"Well, there's some professional athletes, musicians, filmmakers, television stars, civil rights heros..." +Lost my long time player Used to play back and forth with a user for years and all of the sudden she quit. I wonder if she's dead or maybe a bot,Wow. +With a buttplug up his urethra.,And Ricky Gervais watching +This literally made me lol.,I literally made this account years ago just to upvote your hilarious comment you beautiful human! +"How can you stock up on items when.... ... 5 Ghastly, 3 Drowzee, a couple Haunters with a dash of Gengar show up around every pokestop!! lol . Went for my usual item stock up trek in Allen yesterday. Usually takes like 30 minutes. Took me like almost 2 hours yesterday because of all the Halloween mons spawning. It's crazy! Wonder if/when the next Event will be?","I used to reach my item limit pretty easily but oh man, I'm feelin u right now" +"Well, for starters it'd be illegal.",I dont think that really matters this year. +"Which was just annoying. Start a new game, only to die and restart?!!?",Plus perms jug only lasts one game (after round 15) +*MAWARU* **MAWARU**,AHHHHHHH +Can a 2 year old be a 10 guy? His first time seeing rollerskates.,I used to call them shoe trollies. +Veggies instead of candy.,"Whoa, slow down there Sargeras" +I don't know what I want for Christmas and my parents keep asking me for ideas,Money is nice +I wanted to believe.. One day in the distant future somebody will Mod (with the right tools) an ending to this game or even the possibility of interacting properly with the center,"I mean the ending reminds me of the ending of another Playstation title (ThatGameCompany Spoiler) [Journey](#s)...Only, far less profound." +What do you like most about your body?,My hair and my smile. +"This is an old repost, but it always makes me cringe. I'm sincerely interested in knowing if anyone has ever really run into the stereotypical hey boy, I'm cleaning my gun here, make sure you bring Annie back before 10 dad?",I dunno cause that same dad was trying to get in some other girls pants at their age. +"I'll admit that I don't know much about Mike Cernovich other than knowing that he donated $10000 to the production of The Red Pill, which I am enternality greatful for. Perhaps you can fill me in; what makes Cernovich a douchenozzle?","Try reading his book, or just look at the I'll give 10k to charity if I can beat your ass schtick he does on Twitter damn near on the daily." +"Meanwhile, Trump voters are all, when I take my car to a mechanic, the think I'm looking for is a guy who tells it like it is. The guy I go to isn't even a mechanic!",Career surgeons have been doing operations in this country for too long! +Who,Castro's dead HM QEII is still alive touch wood. +What's the situation where you'd rather have an ele over an enhance of equal ilevel though?,"Don't know, but our 883 ele performs as good as our 889 enhancement shaman in terms of overall dps in M+, so I don't mind either." +Sledge can already Hammer Castle Barricades. It's Reinforced Walls and Trap Doors he cant,Reread. +"instead of what? math? or add an extra hour to class? I mean, i understand your point, but do you want high school to be a trade school? or establish basic levels of knowledge?",How do trades not teach basic or above levels of knowledge? +"Harry Kane is like 99% for me. Either he stays at Spurs or moves to a bigger team in England, that's it. Or Real/Barca. Super unlikely though , I think.",Harry Kane yelling at Busquets at the top of the box to just fookin 'ave it m8 +"Your champion pool for S7 climb Took me some time to find my champion pool for S7. For me: &nbsp; 1) Jungle: Zac, Skarner 2) Mid: Fizz, Viktor 3) autofill support: Blitzcrank &nbsp; What's your pool ? Curious about what will my fellow summoner play this season to climb !","Top: Fiora ADC: Ashe, Sivir Backups: Irelia / Lucian / Jhin" diff --git a/chunk22.csv b/chunk22.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f8b3c7e7b8c78b00836a78ae933d4424eea92bc3 --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk22.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1668 @@ +Input,Output +I'm tired of this This is a serious problem that supercell needs to fix. If someone is better than you at this game then good game sir well played indeed there is no need to BM the crap out of someone and this is just a problem. now I'm not saying remove all the emotes but just why. I just battled 4 matches and all of them had BMERS so this needs to stop and now one more time if someone is better than you or you are better than them then just tell them good game no need to laugh or cry or angry face just say good game and move on /endrant,You can just mute them. +Images of the new dlc guns?,The shotgun is the Remington that was a placeholder for the argus in the beta (I believe) I don't know what that smg in the middle is +No it's not..... You're a moron and have never thrown a baseball in your lite.,"Dude, just stop." +Oh God what is this,"Actually, Zippo makes something like that." +BREAKING: Clinton Cancels Campaign Events With Sanders,There has never been a bigger cuck than Bernie Flanders +I still play Road Rash 2 with my nephews. Its a good game for kids.,"It taught me as a kid to always chain whip or kick the guy riding next to me, THIS IS MAH ROAD" +How did you overcome that dark period of your life?,God helped me get out of it +How many people have seen her husbands junk,Weiner was only showing solidarity for Harambe. +"I was really on the fence over voting for Pat Toomey for Senate, given his relatively recent anti-Second Amendment statements. After he bailed on Trump, screw him, I'd rather write someone in and work to throw Katie McGinty out in six years.",If you are going to do a write in probably best to write in: Donald Trump The write ins get recorded and the message will be loud and clear that voters favor Trump over them. +bernie sanders for the trump cabinet?,NO. +Certainly not having a gay ol time,"Maybe incon should cheer himself up with visiting his family, see his grand dad." +My gf sent me this thru snapchat... I'm dead,S C A R Y +I vote to cripple the regressive left for generations before we put it away. It is only the correct thing to do. Think of the children.,Priorities: 1 ) Uncuck media 2 ) Uncuck universities 3 ) Uncuck early childhood education +Fuck ya. Tunnel Buddies FTW,Tunnel Buddies Rule! +Just competed the survey. I would add none for categories like collectables or special cards. Hope this helps!,I won't be able to fix it until later tonight (around 7:00) +Hundreds of jellyfish invade New Zealand coastline | World news,Well considering the first one I saw in NZ was in Queens Scarlet sounds in the 1970's it has been here from quite a while. +"Yes, Sir I made this video. I liked your kind suggestions and advises InshAllah you will see a change in my upcoming videos (If I m lucky enough to have a view from you) and thanks for the spell mistake correction, I have edited the title. Thank you very much once again for your time.",You seem like a great guy! +You're probably confused as to how point guards work in the NBA having had Kobe for so long. I'll forgive you for that.,I don't think he's that far off base with that statement +They don't even use white boards anymore the last time I checked. It's all about these smart boards.,"I had professors that didnt know you could use markers on those, then try to erase and put stains and smears on em" +You say that like you're shit talking me but you're not. It sucks. I hate our sub,When you amass that many Steelers fans in one place you're just asking for a bad time. +4 CC4 + 2 CC3 + 1 CC1 2 Keys,ill give you 4x cc3 for a cc4 +And he just lost himself a vote and future votes from one of his actual constituents.,What about the down ballot? +You would think that people here would be a bit more grateful to our modfuhrer and that it wouldn't even be a competition.,"He is but a distant Fuhrer though, much like the relationship between Herr Hitler and Eva Braun." +No it's the octane roadkill decal...,ah my bad +John Kasich wrote-in John McCain for president,Those comments gave me cancer. +"I'm a celebrity event photographer in Hollywood. Most of the smaller award shows winners like the MTV VMAs, Teen Choice Awards, etc...already know they are going to win. This motivates the talent to come to the event. During the show they are backstage talking with friends and take a seat during a commercial break just before their award is announced. The few exceptions are the Oscars and Golden Globes where the audience is mostly celebrities","*whew* thank GOD the oscars are genuine, that's becoming the only awards show i care about" +Anime review plunges into insane rant,o.O +There's not enough metal in the frog to cook it though.,thank youu +Also The Muppet Family Christmas. Although this is available on YouTube with commercials from 1987,Watch out for the icy patch! +Is anyone going to get cute and start Ware over a Stud?,"I might start Ware over Mathews, Langford, and possibly Foster." +All the middle class and blue collar workers that he said he'd help are about to have a lot more taxes to pay.,Source for taxes going up on blue collar workers? +"Pollution during my presidency? It's gonna be the most bigly yuuge pollution America has ever seen. And you know who's gonna pay for it? That's right, the Mexicans.",The Poor +I have nipples can you milk me?,If they look like hers... +"Reddit, what is the best photo to change someone's lock screen to?",Their Browser history :) Did that more than once. +"The irrelevance of VC People here keep asking about a Wii U or 3DS Virtual console, but there's no need to have it. This is simply because if you have the console you want on VC, then VC is pointless because you already have the console! The only exception is with any games pre-Wii era, so GameCube and older consoles. This is because a slightly enhanced version compatible with a new console is great for people who didn't own such old consoles. But, with a console like the Wii u or 3DS or Wii, you own the console and so you don't need another console to play it on. And if you don't own one, you can buy one with ease. TLDR; please stop shitposting about backwards compatibility or VC for 3DS and Wii U.",But I don't have a GCN... or 3DS or Wii or Wii U... WTF +Well at least there's plant life there. California drought is awful. We have up on trying to keep a green lawn. We let it die. We will lay sod when the drought is over.,isn't california like.. literally a desert tho? +Super Bowl XLII: Giants Upset Undefeated Patriots (FULL GAME) | NFL,"No thanks, I don't need flashbacks of this while I'm at work" +Any first person shooter because I suck at them and I wouldn't want to be resurrected.,Toomeirlformeirl +Posponed. We're on for tonight!,Ugh gotta reset my remindme bot +This conversation is very interesting with one side being deleted.,He said rich people only own shitty business laptops and none of them have a desire to play video games. +How much is he up by?,.6% as of *now* +Is it just 1 shiny? That's kinda too little for 2 codes no?,"I would think shinies are worth more than codes, but if you want i can throw in a shiny Xerneas or Yveltal as well" +"It didn't occur to me when writing someone could reach the conclusion every store shares the same inventory, sorry. What you said is all I meant.","No hard feelings, just trying to help :)" +The Lusion is a tad too weak Constantly I'm getting people to 10 health. If I shoot you 3-4 times you should go down if we are in the same room. Tired of trying to play caveria when her Lusion is such a bitch to use,"I agree, with the damage drop off that thing has you practically have to be in melee range for it to be the one shot down it was advertised as." +The most stoic cat ever..........,Sometimes I get the impression that animals know when other animals are just retarded-babies +He's leading in much of the country.,No reason to post a Kansas poll lol +"You're really abdicted to pointing out spelling errors, aren't you?",I'm adbucting this thread. +Why haven't they called Florida? There aren't 200k Hillary in the next 5% even if 90% of them somehow vote her.,Ugh.. it's so frustrating... who know.. they might find a fucking hidden bag of votes behind the dumpster or something. +Jesus from first glance without reading the caption I thought I was going to see a face in the background or something,Who doesn't read the caption and goes straight to the photo? +Have you ever gotten a response?,"No, me and several otger people have messaged and he never replies" +Always carry a ziplock with some paper napkins and a little thing of hand sanitizer.,? +What about a lot of ice cream? I'm asking for a... friend.,"See the thing is, my definition of a lot probably differs from yours...." +"Gideon actually only really became good from SOI standard on. It was playable, but the BFZ/Origins/Tarkir standard had too much else valuable to do around the 4-drop slot. (and they were all Siege Rhinos)","I actually think it had more to do with the ubiquity of Abzan Charm than Rhino, although both certainly played their role." +I prefer Dude of Pallor.,Melanistically deprived. +Dad builds Ninja Warrior course for his daughter,He's training her so that she can one day assasinate President Trump/Clinton to save the world. +"Nah, it's pretty clear that Hillary Clinton won. But hey, both sides are the same, amirite?",It's how they pretend Trump didn't lose. +In another comment the flaws he's talking about are birth marks. Birth marks. (I'm still trying to get it to sink in it's so ungodly stupid) I'd say he's one giant flaw.,One day he'll realize that there's more to Life than being Really Really Really Ridiculously Good Looking +"How about we replace the defective, untrustworthy CA system, *before* we start pledging our sites to them for eternity by activating HSTS.",Por que no los dos? +"Lol. Unity tattoos for free... People are getting pokemon tattoos too so I guess somebody will be crazy enough. Octane renderer looks interesting, but wouldn't you kind of need server farm capabilities to make that usable? I'm really looking forward to that VR editor though.","Pokemon is one of the largest franchises in gaming history, and that's your goto crazy tattoo?" +"Hibana's special breaching weapon in use, fresh off the livestream",Imagine trying to shoot all of those before they went off. +I want to believe OP did all of that **just** to piss you all off,I believe. +Yes. Tim Beckman becomes your next coach. Enjoy!,Yay we get a coach! +Awe it sooo upsetting that a person asked a manga question on a manga sub. You people are a fucking joke.,I didn't even downvote him... Are you having a bad day bro +"Possibility of a Timeskip? So, the timeskip in shonen seems to be a fairly popular trope. Whether it's lazy because it just uses time to further the progression is up for debate, I tend to actually like them because it puts whether the character has actually been working hard or not into perspective (in Naruto, Naruto realized he was losing to Sasuke progress wise after the timeskip and started putting a lot of time into training after their reunion). I personally think there will be one, however I'm curious as to your thoughts on this as well. Some things to consider: How long will it be? Who will come out on top/Who will see that they need work? When will it happen?","Maybe, probably, surely" +Would this spell be a good addition?,so like tornado for yourself? +Eats jellyfish,That makes sense. +"Steak. With a little research and experimenting, you can cook a steak at home that is miles better and way cheaper than one you get at most restaurants. Also pretty snobby about what temp you eat it at. I know most of it comes down to preference, but most people I know who turn their noses up at a med rare steak have never had one.",My steak only has to imagine the fire. +I think Chris Petersen at Texas could.,I think Chris Petersen at Washington *can*. +"No need to apologize! It stands for multi level marketing. Think Avon, Mary Kay, Scentsy, LulaRoe, etc.",Don't forget the essential oils! +What compels a grown man to act like this?,Fear of not getting respect from teenagers. +LeTrust the LeProcess?,Get out +Bernie Sanders Straight-Up Calls Steve Bannon Racist In A Statement,Who's the honey badger now? +"She's clearly very, very sick. And the way liberals are trying to cover it up is absolutely pathetic and disgusting.",The only way the weekend parties on is when Bernie appears alive... +What kind of security features can you put on a weapon to make it not useless for home defense?,You've hit upon the inherent danger of guns. +Wubba-lubba dub dub!!,Rikki-tikki-tavi biiiiiiitch! +We have special eyes.,MY BRAND! +These wounds they wiiiilllll not eeeeaaaallll,"WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME, TO THE GOOD OLD DAAAAAYYS" +"Well, we could kick the damn medics that don't revive.",I laughed way too hard at this considering OP's comments! +Darn government healthcare!,\*Everything Wrong With laugh\* +Good. Might weed out the morons of our society.,So when are you headed there? +Getting this balloon,I see Twice gif I upvote. +"That statement itself is mind blowingly sad. Not sad in an insulting way, but sad in a truly sorrowful, *I feel bad for calling you out*, way",Didn't realize I was speaking to an edgy teen +Go home,I am home ya fuk +Joined,But +Jordan Howard says he's 'good' after Achilles problem Sunday,Ain't suffer nothing is my teams name for the rest of the season. +can somebody explain the 80 yard penalty?,Packers got another call in their favor +Honestly the best part of Embiid IMO is how much we forget that he's a rookie.,Especially one that played bball for like 4 years and then didn't for 2. +"Awww frick boys, I spilt my coffee",Looks like the world's biggest fruit leather. +ESPN loses 1 million subscribers in 2 months. #DrainTheSwamp.,Im surprised they had that many to begin with tbh. +They are allowed to advertise everywhere. They just choose to not do that.,I know they legally can but I'm asking who can they be involved with who doesn't upset some interest group. +Where did my SoJ go?,At least I still got my Ith items. +"It's called a *download*, guyguy",I think OP meant uninstall. +"Well, they are from a high-level DLC and one would assume that you would already have those perks since they complement the weapon you are trying to upgrade. It doesn't seem that stupid to me. It actually makes sense that you'd need to be experienced with that weapon type in order to maximize its potential. I think this would have been good to have in the base game.","Yeah I'd understand if this started in the base game, but when every other gun is upgradable with Gun Nut 4 but the NW guns aren't, it's just an annoyance." +Pete Carroll on Patriots stadium: 'It's not a great place',"Maybe Bill should pump some noise into the stadium, Goodell wouldn't mind." +I just tried and it's still there :(,Try putting something onto him and refresh it +BLACK BEATLES by frosty,so out of that the viewers could comprehend a total of 2 kills +Nah I'm just gonna get the leather case or possibly if it's not to hefty the battery case will be my choice,which battery case? +Leather Tripp Pants (these exactly),"The I listen to Techno, wear gas masks to school, and industrial dance look." +"Actually, a majority of states that pay more than they receive are blue states. Yet the red states can't stop bitching about welfare....",You don't have to buy votes that have already been bought. +WHO THE F$3! THINKS THAT CUCK NEWS ANCHOR THINK HE IS TRYING TO INTERRUPT TRUMP MID DEBATE?,And he just spoke over him to finish his part like the ABSOLUTE MADMAN that he is. +"Dabbing straight from a banger A friend of mine has a banger but while waiting on his piece has started taking dabs straight out of it. We both looked up info on it but couldn't find much. It's obviously not good for you, so that isn't the question we have. Was curious what the overall opinion is on this, anyone done it before?",that's how you get claim throat +"Or, less likely though, she changed numbers because he kept messaging her stuff like this.",Also possible +"The add attacked the Clintons for making money after being dirt poor, what the fuck is Trump running on?",Hur durr 30 years of doing nothing hurr durr +Donald J. Trump on Twitter: A country that Crooked Hillary says has funded ISIS also gave Wild Bill $1 million for his birthday? SO CORRUPT!,#SLICK WILLY +GDT: Washington Capitols (18-7-3) vs Carolina Hurricanes (12-11-6) - 7:30 EST - 12/16/16 Can the Hurricanes make it 8 straight wins at home or will number 8 be too much for the Canes to handle? Find out on ~~Dragon Ball Z~~ Fox Sports Carolinas.^^^^H^a^i^l^T^r^i^p^p,It seems like everything is happening in slow motion +"We did have a series of minor terrorist attacks all through the week, I think that in part explains a shift towards Trump.",It was the Ted Cruz endorsement most likely. +"Finally got a plane with a tank! (sorry, no gif) Was playing Berlin in my Panzer IV F2, IL-2 was going back and forth over the city straffing and bombing. Was flying away in a straight line and I stuck one up the pooper on him. Do I get to join the club now? Learn the secret handshake and get the lapel pin?","When you go on BF1 subreddit, people think they are so good when they shoot down a plane with a tank..guess they don't know us ;)" +"If Assange had emails that would end her campaign without a doubt, he would have released them already.",All of these should have been enough to end it. +"But what if I am into pokemon, what do I use then? :(",Digimon. +Do you like spicy food and why?,"You should rephrase it to, do you have personal preference and why?" +WAKE YOUR ASSES UP DRINK A COFFEE AND GET READY CAUSE IT'S GAME DAY!!! Pls no 0-4,Let's fucking do this thing! +Apparently women are 3% human. Top STEM.,that's a troll though +lol you moron,Mindblowing how closed minded this subreddit can be. +"Is there anything better for collecting ores then the metal pick, like the chainsaw for wood but for ore. Curious couldn't seem to find anything",aparntly there will be something in the tek tier when it comes out i think +He's not my president.,Then move. +Jenna Haze stripping from her bride dress (x-post from r/OnStageGW),r/OnStageGW +Because 11 year ago olds are dumb enough to start pushing each other if someone tells them to,"Ah, thank you much, sad that he had to be punished" +"He's on the bench, isn't he?","Yeah, but concussion last week is the reason they don't want to start him." +"Where is the warrior class legendary, Patches ?","They cant put tri class card in the list, otherwise kazakus would be in the list" +10 players from USA?,"Everyones forgetting the one and only dig god, corejj" +I once got through security in 5 minutes. On a slightly related note I am 4 for 4 with delayed flights coming into or leaving Burlington.,"In the past 3 years, flying in/out of BTV every month or so, I think I've only had one flight be on time." +Closing I accidentally figured out,Nice +we have 4,"Counting the one that caught on fire and almost sank, of course." +DAE Think We Need 1024 Spots For Next Mayor??,omg volvo fucking hates cloud9 and forces them to play random bo1s so theyll get eliminated +People don't realize how huge it is to have DICE actually let people choose whether or not to play as a woman in a game. This is something that has been noticeably absent from every version of Battlefield. Certainly odd considering how many other major shooters allow you the choice.,"Funnily enough, Dennis did point out it's important that the Imperial customization be inclusive." +"Really depends how hard you punch them. If you bust blood vessels, the eye can bleed and turn totally red.",A red i would make it a stoner with a black eye +Nty,16 CC3? +Anyone else not big on nicknaming Pokemon? I don't know why but I've never been big on nicknaming Pokemon outside of a nuzlocke run. Anyone else not big on it?,only if i feel like it +Now get rid of Evilore and NeoGAF might have a chance,That's ... not how it works. +My tan is on point this November!,"Jokes on you, you can't assume my race in 2016 just by the color of my skin" +She probably is planning on challenging Florida as it was a small margin. Same thing happened in 2000 I think?,"She needs to be within .5%, or .25% for a hand count." +Please connect me to a supervisor.,You will surely get the karkland +Curious but why does the water look black?,That's afro American water for you Mr! +Start a company that sells door locks online. Copy all the keys before shipping the locks and as a side business sell the keys and matching addresses to criminals. Side note - use Google Street View to determine the value of the keys and addresses.,This would end badly +"I'm only on episode 4 of Luke Cage and had noto seen JJ, I don't feel lost at all. I probably missed refrneces to the show because they do reference DD which I have seen.",It references Jessica Jones in a later episode but its a tiny reference and not terribly important +Cooking and Eating Rats in a survival situation.,I applaud him for not sensationalising this. +Does the initial downvote from 1 to 0 count?,I'll let it happen. +"DShK Truck buffed massively Since the new 1.65 patch, with the addition of the fact that bullets travel through crew members, as well as reading that the damaging and incendiary qualities of the DShK was improved, the rank 1 DShK Gaz AA has been extremely pleasant to drive. It no longer takes 4 clips to kill someone, instead often it'll take 1/4 of a clip.","Also forgot to mention that it gets a new belt that goes APIT, AP-I(c), AP-I(C)" +"This a very ambitious statement. One that I, sadly, have to agree with. Montecristo might have the most game knowledge out of any other caster. It really is a pleasure to listen him cast OGN. With that being said, he also has the biggest ego out of any caster as well. He brings this condescending tone where I find myself trying to tune him out. He's no where on the viral infection that is Thooorin, but he can be a real douche bag.",Just because someone was egotistical and condescending doesn't mean you can dole out injustice on them and call it karma. +I'd have thought 1984 was the most obvious one.,Ingsoc is double plusgood. +I'm sorry I'll stop being a douche :( This season has been so hard,"Seriously, I like you, and deprecation I can get down with, but when you start saying shit like that, it makes it less fun." +I really don't like how the top posts on this sub are typically imgur or YouTube. That teaches me nothing about the opposing viewpoints I seek.,Where are your posts here? +Moderators of pro-Trump Reddit group linked to fake news crack down on posts,"*lock em up, lock em up* Isn't that what we do now?" +I wrote a reply but then I realized you're just retarded and it's not worth to engage.,I wrote a reply but realized down voting is easier. +Hard to say when I'm level 20 and still level 0 in every class.,You didn't go online and open all the rifles ? +I just want Lillie's dress.,Unfortunately that damn girl took the last ones available :( +what if it's too short,Get another lazy dog and start stacking them +BZZZZZZZZT BZZ BZZZ ZAP ZAP BZZZZZZZT,Let me tell you folks +What's the scariest thing a stranger can pull out of their pocket?,My cell phone. +Is this even Annie O'Moose? It seems more like the work of a dipshit who thinks those masks are cool abd the mask guy represents defiance or something,"Yeah, is more something like r/Im14andthisisdeep" +"Why do people dislike split pushing so much? It is a legit strategy. You win by killing the titan, not by team fighting.","It's very 'boring' so to speak, to counter it" +Isn't Laberd a pretty decent mitigator??,"Yeah, but he's really the only *usable* one we have." +"Reign, Blood of my Blood, Winter has Come, all so so good.",Hear me Roar too +An idea for a new subreddit image,Yes +Not all TBM's are anti gay. I attended a gay wedding years ago while serving on the high counsel. It's great that your son and DIL are so open minded.......but probably not an indication that their shelf is weighing. Mine wasn't. I just didn't care what two consenting adults did.,I was just happy with that very small act of rebellion. +Red Bull? More like Red Bullshit...,"Actually, I remember wishing I had got more sleep in college all of the time." +"Who is this Trump Clinton, of which you speak?",They went through that teleportation pod from The Fly and now they're Trump Clinton- our worst nightmare. +This fox want to help and do what is write for the chickens!,Da. +Overclocking is the same on both?,Yes +What's the best text to replace YOU DIED?,U ded +"Would you still buy an EVGA 1070 even with the heat issue/fix? I really love the design of the card, but I'm worried about the temps even with the thermal pad/bios update. With the fix applied how do they compare to other 1070 cards? Are they still running hotter/louder than average?","To be fair, I haven't had problems with mine yet (I have ordered the heatsinks though) but no problems, so yes I would definitly buy one." +Oh no doubt they're strong and undeniable. I'm just saying it's plausible one or more of those words could mean something else,totally agree +oH (By: randomartbymc on Tumblr),this is amazing +I find myself trying to find the best time to go leeroy jenkins and just dropping troop after troop on the bridge. It works against most decks,Ragin balloon is this. +Old news. Like dude has already had several commercials out.,"No everybody watches US TV, dude." +I think I just threw up in my mouth a bit,**BLLEEAGH** *realizes I am also a edgy scout main* **HGAEELLB** +"Is ToD title even worth getting? Usually I don't mind grinding for something, even if it's boring af, but god knows why I get a massive fps drop when getting to the 5th floor and I have to do the rest of that while having 5 fps at most, and at this point it's almost unplayable.. (I did it like that 4 times already but I think I've had enough)","No, unless you're really OCD and want every titles." +What is supposed to drop tomorrow?,Hillary's uterus +"Yes please! Inglorious Basterds featuring Magneto. I'll take 2 tickets, one for now one for after it's over to see again",But... Magneto was in Inglorious Basterds. +Pastrnak Goal 10 Seconds into the Game Against the Rangers,:) +Can we fire Claeys and hire Fleck now?,Im game +DONT TELL US WHAT TO DO OP,"WHATEVER YOU DO, DONT GIVE ME GOLD!" +CROOKED HILLARY SEEKS ASYLUM IN SAUDI ARABIA!,I'm sure they will treat her well when she has nothing left to offer +"Weekly Trash Talk Thread - September 19, 2016 HERE YOU CAN GET RID OF ALL YOUR ANGER AND HATE. CAPS ON AND LET IT ALL OUT. JUST GET YOUR THIRD LUCIO PLAYER ICON DUPLICATE? GETTING PERMANENTLY KILLED BY THE MOST OP CHARACTER IN THE GAME? THERE'S TOO MUCH JUSTICE THAT RAINS FROM ABOVE? THIS IS THE RIGHT THREAD! PLEASE STILL BE CIVIL, AT LEAST A LITTLE!","Junkrat is the new hanzo, its fucking cancer" +"FAO u/Galaxy91122 Could we possibly get this in gif form, senpai, pretty please? I see great reaction gif potential here.",Yeah will do when I get home +Joe Rogan giving a play by play on spilled ice.,P4p goat moment +"They played it safe and made billions. There is absolutely no incentive for them to go off the deep end and for sure, they won't. It's Disney we're talking about. All they'll do is let Lucasfilm do their risky films in-between the Disney-mandated tentpoles like TFA, Episode VIII, and Episode IX.",They'd make billions either way. +"I don't even have ADHD and this shit happens to me. I literally had to write 3 paragraphs one day which should've taken like less than an hour, and instead I start to learn about the history of Disney and end up watching documentaries about unrelated tragic events instead of doing the simple assignment","That's not indicative of any form of ADD, a large percentage of humans crave knowledge." +"Has Chomsky ever commented on Nietzsche? Nietzsche is the biggest name in philosophy I can think of that I've never heard Chomsky mention. I don't imagine he'd be one he likes all that much and this isn't a serious enquiry, just wondering if he's ever given a view on him?",i've never heard him commenting on him at all. +Sorry but the 4.0 update from Sony is a joke and should not be celebrated.,FYI -You can incease shared clip time from 15 minutes to 1 hour too. +What's the best car money can buy currently?,RE-7B-speed and traction! +That's not pride. That's straight up narcissism.,"Narcissism is more of a personality disorder, not necessarily where someone loves themself more than others, but every conversation/ choice in your life somehow points back to them because they cant distinguish themself from unrelated factors." +Like who?,Andrew Jackson +Did it show in the dex with the hat?,Yes +Price is the best goalie in the league,Hot take alert +OP is definitely just joking you guys,"Thank you, sometimes i forget the" +"When Donald wins, I'm publicly shaming all of the celebs into actually leaving the country with meme magic. Who's with me?","We have the best celebrities, don't we folks." +Swan Lake in MIDI,That...actually sounds like a good idea. +Question: do you think Jack actually gets high after these games like for real?,Nah. +M47 Patton with F4 Phantom flying past,Loud as shit between the explosions and the F4's engines. +Carrie Fisher passed away.,"Rest in peace Carrie Fisher, that galaxy far far away lost one of its brightest stars." +Weird dito sa sub na to,"Downvote is the new upvote, duh." +"uhmm, what?",I can't believe you're kissing guys! +wym prepare for repetitiveness? every single map is repetitive even you should know that Mycroz lool. every single change that they added for Map 14 isn't new either they were things that map 8 & 9 featured and those 2 maps were fun,yea but that doesnt change the fact every single fight is gonna be the same +8 months ago Microsoft and Sony both said they were open to Cross Platform play. Let's keep the conversation active so devs see we are interested in it.,After the whole debacle with Skyrim and Fallout mods on Sony's side plus the fact that this generation's upgraded consoles could end up being vastly different from each other could put this down the drain. +1 year ago: Derek gave RSI 60-90 days until their collapse / before SC will be sold off for pennies,Last mile.... +"It's the FBI, he'll get immunity, and plead the yiff.",Or they will probably say he was justExtremely Careless when he was registering those dead voters. +"I doubt the 76ers would trade with them. Same thing happened when Lebron joined the Heat. That being said, they'd probably want Iggy and/or Shaun Livingston. But that's only if they want to go for the Playoffs this year. Otherwise, they'll probably want to stay young, which isn't exactly the Warriors' speciality",No way is iggy and Livingston near enough to get Noel. +Love it! Saw one fly by me on the highway recently. Though I really don't understand why it's called a 4-series. It should be a 3 or a 5.,It's coupe like and has a hatchback so I guess it gets an even number for that. +"Could you define 'socially toxic' if you mean to have people judge value by it? Likewise, are you indicating that the Left is incapable of being socially toxic?","Socially toxic = equivalent of 4chan Hitlerizing Pepe, to territorialize him away from the normies like Katie Perry" +Who would you recommend instead? My budget is 7.5 max.,Have a look at how Benteke does this week. +you're*,yer* +don't catch me or my son ever again,Obligatory meme. +The Silver Eyes.,Ohhhh yeah I still need to read that... +This guy probably goes around claiming to be a strict Constitutionalist and earnestly does not see a conflict.,"Worse, a real American." +Ozil: How may I assist you? Wenger: score more goals Ozil: *scores this wonder goal*,Ozil is now assisting other players in assisting. +What I think when Hillary talks about the alt right...,That meal will be way too spicy with that many pepes on it. +"That's easy. Whenever I see fake news, I click the arrow at the top of the box and then click Hide all from MSNBC Hide all from CNN Hide all from Daily Kos Hide all from Think Progress and so on.",We can usually tell. +"What else does he have left? He's attacked Hillary on Benghazi, emails, paid speeches, her loyalty to Bill... I mean what else does he have left at this point. He's already scraping the bottom of the barrel and nothing he says is deflecting attention to the scandals that are coming out from his camp.","This is a man who has destroyed the Republican party, yet people are willing to vote for him with the expectation that he wont do the same to America." +Good thing they didn't let the fans vote. Red Dead Garlic Bread would have won for sure. That or Red Deady McDead Face.,Reich Dead 3: Hitler did nothing wrong. +Beating children in religious rituals leads to the dark side of the force. -Alternate version of the Sith Code,The dark side has cookies. +i completely agree. I had to do a giant series of pushups to freddie mercury singing or esle i would have caved.,"That is awesome, I gotta do that too." +"Yikes. In my pea brain, I pictured Steve Nowicky as a comedy lifer in his 40s who, in desperation, took a job making minor ducats on the Stern Show because he couldn't work his way up to middle as a road comic.",Cool story +Yeah but he did that before he was in politics.,and it was more than a decade ago +Is it possible he met with them to step away? and work through that transition?,Your totally explaining trumps usual mo +GOP seems to have trouble understanding the law.,Hurricane yo +I'm waiting for the email to come out on November 9 where Hillary asks trump to run so she wins...,I momentarily had this thought but then realized what could Clinton give trump to destroy his image and go down as one of the most vial Americans in history? +"Makes sense, he is campaigning for Clinton now. Saying we need to act fast to stop Sanders, is precisely how you get Sanders supporters out to vote down ballot.",This whole election is just way over your head. +Make The Islanders Great Again!!!,"The rags aren't sending their best, they're rapist and criminals and some I assume... Decent people" +I printed with a 3D printer but did not paint. I hope will like it.,Noice indeed! +jason farting on the monte sweatshirt the girls wear...that was krissie's idea..disgusting !BBT,Oh wow this people are such great human beings right +~~The Roku Raiser is better than a Mech Sword tho~~ Zenia OE,"~~1% makes up the difference :)~~ Yeah, Zenia's OE is a mistake." +Well it's all always a choice to pick. Or just bring along a unit that can heal with long attack animation like Ark.,whynotboth.jpg +"RIP imp key, still 25mins left ._.",RIP in piece +Public Toilet-man!,"Toilet-man, and you are even public" +"I saw this happening. The lamestream media pounded Donald Trump all through the election, covered him unfairly, and got much of America thinking Trump is a bogeyman. Now that American people will get to see Trump for themselves, without the media filter, they will be able to form their own opinion of him and realize that he is not what they said he was.",Yep no more made up scandals and no more bullshit from Hillary's campaign +Hillary is being really generous by saying only half of them are awful.,They are all awful. +Gtfo it's the best subreddit,Have an up vote for your confidence +"Christian Rock Bands that parallel the various phrases that Rock Music was going though in the late 90s and 2000s? I'm talking about genres like Nu-Metal,the post-punk revival scene,Pop Punk [there are other bands beside Relent K right?],MetalCore [although to be fair I know a lot of Christ-Core bands] and most infamously Post-Grunge and the Alt-Metal/Post-Grunge crossover scene popular with bands like Cold,Fuel and Breaking Benjamin [I do enjoy some Post-grunge bands of that variety and crossing Post-Grunge with Alt-Metal gave bands in that genre more respect then say Nickelback]",Check out Children 18:3 +Is DH the maker of that shitty zombie game who did that contest to insult out game and banned the people on steam who replied?,Bingo! +"The Guy Who Recorded The Man Confronting His Boss For Shorting His Check Got Fired, Goes Off On His Boss!",WHAT YOU GON' FIRE ME FO'? +No.,/thread. +"I know you never said, it's just an impression that one gets from reading people discussing it in this thread.",The limitations of reddit my friend. +"PC Player here, I have never seen this screen. What is it for?",This gets posted every time this question comes up. +tom westman,the man +"Someone who has finished the witcher 3 blood and wine: I just finished the quest at the like masquerade party, can you give me a guesstimation of how much time is left in the main story? like in terms of hours?",If it is anything like skyrim 800 hours +Winnipeg fans here yelled True North during the Canadian anthem. I expected nothing less. Good bunch of fans so far.,Weird we didn't get the anthems! +"Liberals, how does it feel to know that I am literally taking your money and giving it to Donald Trump? Thank you for doing your part to Make America Great Again!",Shorting all my Hillary stock that I bought shorting Bernie. +This is just straight up sexism and racism. Fuck off with that junk.,"Yeah that statement applies to everyone, not just Asian Women." +the savage himself,These Obama Biden memes are getting really old +"I don't think he even makes minimum wage. Look at this Youtube and streaming views. He is lucky to net 10,000 views on his youtube videos and his streams peak at 100 viewers last time I checked. Actually, looks like he is banned on twitch at the moment.",Not surprising because it doesn't sound like there is a job he would qualify for that pays more than minimum wage. +Jags 2017 hypetrain. Sp00kiness confirmed.,4Spooky2me +Place vagina where?,Place vagina on penis. +A PSA for the dopest darts money can buy.,*Sigh* +"Fox News Poll: Trump + 5 NC, + 5 OH, +3 NV",When were these conducted? +He's literally immortal. How could you wound him longer?,So is Sigvald IIRC +What's for dinner?,Ground elk and egg noodles tossed in some garlic infused olive oil with diced veggies for some crunch. +"Try AXN, Im pretty sure they're doing a rerun of breaking bad.",Already watched bb best show ever watched +How are we supposed to put the ball in the back of the net when you have Stefan fucking Frei???,Put on your robe and wizard hat. +Official MLG Vegas Statistics!,was surprised mosh had a 1.14 kd where did echo fox end up placing 12th? +Avoiding a tire blow,gotta watch out for those wily road-gators +How Has Jeff Fisher Lasted This Long as a Head Coach?,this question gets asked every day +"Prior to bye week, Mike Zimmer scattered stuffed cats covered in red paint around Vikings' locker room. The message: Fat Cats Get Slaughtered",Mike Michael Vick Zimmer +"Off topic byt is there an entire list of changes that are coming on Tuesday? Had a busy few weeks, missed out on all the news. Cheers. :)","Do a search for the dawning megathread, should all be there!" +"Why do you think EA have given FIFA such a huge 'random' element? You know how sometimes your team is just randomly clunky? Or sometimes they are running faster than normal and making better runs? Imagine if in Call of Duty, your gun would just randomly stop working or your player would start moving at half the speed or not be able to turn left or something. Would be ridiculous! I cant see why this is in FIFA.","It's new mechanics, get used to it" +Guys face on the left is priceless xDDD,"Recalling every exotic, devious, sexual act you've ever performed on your brother will do that to you." +Naw Hopkins had some problems coming out of college. He had that combine pooping incident right?,TIL +"This info allows Russia to construct a better nuclear offensive plan. Before, the response time was speculative. Very careless and dangerous of her to say. She just ticked down the doomsday clock a couple of seconds.",What is decompose at? +"STARS VS BLUE JACKETS GDT 11/1/16 Sorry no fancy stuff, if a mod wants to pull this one and make an official one be my guest. LET'S GO STARS!!! #HYPE",FUCKING SHIT +"Pat injured himself collecting shrimps in the swamps of Daegoba. The Keys have actually completed 23 new albums but they've decided to release them track by track, intravenously. As such they've asked that everyone familiarize and become accustomed to Hot Wax Transfusions - and become super swell people - once realized, they'll slowly begin releasing new materials. The Arcs are created by the receptors in your corneas when you close your eyelids tightly and apply light pressure with your fingers. Far out!",Jeez somebody doesn't understand sarcasm +Been waiting so long for the card crafting... Been playing since alpha test 6 and still only got 17 out of 41 fury cards... my RNG is shocking.,"Same here, I've got a grand total of 18 dire wounds ready to go." +"Long live the eternal, indestructible friendship and cooperation between the Soviet and Cuban peoples!",Two dead REDS? +Blue Cross Blue Shield of Tennessee is dropping most of its Obamacare customers - Hot Air,Another one drops out. +"Oh man, I love Bingo! What did I win?",What he said +"As some of you wait for interviews, lets not forget that the warriors blew a 3-1 lead","Fuck KD, amirite?" +"Situational Awareness Last night I was playing solo because all my friends were offline, but I still needed my Paragon fix. Around 30 minutes in the game the enemy has 4 players down and there are 4 of us pushing middle inhibitor. I notice a large minion push approaching our left inhibitor and call out Defend left lane!. I called that out as a reminder to the Countess who was just about to spawn. The Countess spawns and goes right to red buff, completely disregarding the giant minion wave approaching the inhibitor. I call out Defend left lane again and ALL 3 teammates with me leave the inhibitor we are about to take to go defend left. By the time they all get back our inhibitor has been destroyed and we didn't take the inhibitor while we had the advantage. I don't know if Countess is a god damn idiot or a saboteur. Either way this kind of thing happens too much. TLDR: Pay attention to the fuckin map.","Fuck you I need this fuckin red orb to kill fuckers you dumb-shit, this is CoD not LoL dumb-ass." +"Kallari advice So I'm looking for help with Kallari I love the hero and haven't played her before because I was still learning and she's not the easiest hero. But with Monolith coming up I figured it might be nice to get used to her. Learn how she works. I've been making sure I have enough CDR, getting enough so I can spam the dagger and extra damage out of invisibility. Usually 22.5 CDR. But I only really have a Pendulum of Lord to build CDR on. Then I obviously focus dmg and pen (only one good steel dagger which sucks). Some health and a very little bit of mana as her abilities don't seem to use a lot. I've also tried out Thunder Cleaver because I heard some things about it and a lifesteal deck as well. I liked the lifesteal deck, it seemed fun. So basically I'm loving Kallari and really looking to get better laning with her, but building her is proving difficult.",The best advice I can give for Kallari is to play Countess instead. +Such a nice place. We should have the Olympics there.,"In our defense, we didn't want it too" +Y'all really using your ARs for home defense?,gunnitbot 223 home defense +What is an annoying overused Reddit comment that needs to stop?,Saying that you wish you could give someone gold +My uncle told me that one of his law school buddies got testicular torsion when doing some squats.,:D +"I have 5 gems , I got 1 summon. Ugh!!! Damn it Klaus!!! I want my Toki!!!",lol +"Do you YY? If so, Y? As the title days, wanted to get a feel for how many people regularly YY and what is helps with.",for me: 1. its a habit 2. it really helps reload cancelling when youre standing still instead of having to sprint forward 3. faster weapon swap animation cancel +So what did the Superman critics want??,You stole my meme I posted it here first. +So I was told my holes were too loose I think they are too what do you think? (f),Kegels! +Epic response from Aldo about McGregors win,3rd shitpost of the day +Can someone please explain the context of this?,Good life +French version of the Where is Obi-Wan Kenobi? comic scene -- and you can see Roblio Darte's cross guard on his lightsaber!!,Vader's really chanelling his Batman +"-----RED ALERT: THERE HAS BEEN A CYBER ATTACK. WELLS FARGO, BANKOFAMERICA, AND NYTIMES ALL HAD THEIR SITES SHUT DOWN AT THE SAME EXACT TIME APPROXIMATELY 30 MINUTES AGO-----HOLY SHIT. THE NYTIMES IS CONFIRMED TO BE DOWN GLOBALLY-----",More like an hour and a half ago. +"7 games? I did it in 5. Not because I'm good, but simply because of how little people play her for the easy mastery.",team mates holding me back in 2 of those games. +"I am actually having this issue myself. Looking forward to digging more into C in a few weeks - I like to build a knowledge base from the 'ground up', if possible, otherwise I keep obsessing about 'Why does it work this way?!?' to the point where I fall behind in my Java studies because I'm reading up on how the CPU works and hardware engineering @_@","To be honest though, Java isn't as magical or abstract as, say, Python or Javascript." +Plasticine Halloween Freddy!,BEHOLD THE NEW MEME +"Well if that was back in the 90s, it seems they already made it visible now, no?",no they just stopped using that chemical and switched it with a different one that could be used for the same function i believe. +Just cuz she's got balls of steel doesnt make her a man.,She's still more of a man than Timmy Kaine! +New pug/boston puppy. Name suggestions?,Paul. +Quiz: Name every type in 2 minutes,"Almost got stumped by Steel, but managed to remember it with 40 seconds to spare :)" +My 100 video game system collections,"Yup, I am reeeaaally jealous of that" +joke,Laugh +Imported from the USA,Important for the USA +Look at this beta cuck who needs a safe space lol,Awww puppy +Millie Bobby Brown Returning as Eleven in Season 2,SPOILERS DUDE! +I'm still waiting to hear from ja rule.,What does stephen jackson have to say on this. +If you're upset about this and feel we should have a more independent foreign policy then you need to justify the costs. Malcolm Fraser who is now very anti-American understands that we would need to significantly increase our defense spending to above 3% of GDP if we wanted to turn our backs on the alliance. Now if you're on of the people that think we can be independent without spending more and just more 'diplomatic' then you're incredibly naive.,"I'm not upset about it, I just thought it was interesting, which is why I posted it." +"Help for me and my friend Hello r/eu4 Me and my friend want to play multiplayer but since hes completly new(never played a grand strategy game before) he needs some help.We will play both as Ottomans for our first game as I walk him into the game(I have around 80-100 hours,not a pro but Im experienced in the game)but after that we tought to play 2 countries wich would work together to enslave others. Any tips for countries wich would work best.We both have extended timeline mod and all dlcs","Portugal and Castille Kebab and Baguette Morocco and Tunis (maybe) Kebab and Mamluks Timurids and QQ AQ and QQ Or, if you want to die, pick Byzantium and Albania" +I think someone mentioned Bad rats?!.,I actually like bad rats... :-( +NATO?,RusFor. +"Magandang tanghali po, r/Philippines! :D Anong lunch nyo for today?","Ginaling, oyster sauce and buko juice to finish it off." +"You say silly, but I've known a few games where a third party program utilises the in game chat to function","Not in a game where most of the stuff is done server-side, specifically to deal with this kind of cheating." +"Yes, let's go with the batshit insane theory.","Or, as a Trumptard thinks, completely legitimate news." +What would be the twistiest twist ending to 2016?,Call of Duty goes back to being a good game. +Are you saying i'm using a straw man argument? Or the person I responded too is.,He. +"Loves treats, belly rubs and souls. Especially souls.","Sorry, not believing the belly rub part." +"Big Brother Over the Top - Wednesday Night Live Event Discussion - October 19 2016 On the live feeds tonight, beginning at 10p EDT/7p PDT, we will have a one hour recap of the past week. At 11p EDT/10p PDT, We will have a live eviction. If it's anything like last week, it will be very productionless and the HG will fill in for most of Julie's usual role. Starting at midnight/ 9pPDT, an HOH competition will be played. During the eviction, your best bet is to watch the Quad View. Who will be evicted? How will the votes fall? What awkward moment will we get from the live eviction? How about the weird 30 min of nothing after that and before HOH? Who will be crowned? Discuss all that and whatever else below.",Omfg Krissy.. don't. +Smoking,They think it's cute lol...? +"I think this is the salient point here. Maybe the law doesn't *specifically* say the words president of the United States, but it does say: no person holding **any Office** of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State. It seems obvious that this would apply to the president.","Right; the catch there is proving a financial transaction between a foreign state and Trump's private holdings, but that's only a matter of time I think." +Is that a QASA violation?,"I don't think that HK has QASA, but I'd definitely call OSHA if they had me work for the duration of the flood in the US." +"Which player is most effectively used by their team and which player is least effectively used by their team? Talking about players which have roles that effectively match their skills sets, maximising their value, or vice versa.",most IT and least Jeremy LIN +Is that supposed to make me care? I purchase from whatever source saves me the most amount of $$,"No , I don't care what you do with your money was just wondering" +Rooney left out of Man U squad for Europa League Thursday,Will final see a United side without Rooney. +"You realise there's no need for that Spanish exclamation mark when you write in English, right?",I thought I was a random i and stated at it for like 5 seconds before ignoring it +The Horse You Rode In On,"Good, fuck those kids." +How easy is it to find work as a brickie? What would be the best trade to get into if I just want a guaranteed job?,Think I heard of a bricklaying robot the other day. +Please don't legitimize cuck.,It's #1 on my list of words I never want to hear after November 8. +"Somebody knocked on my front door wanting to buy it. (he seen it from the road) I told him to make an offer. His offer was too good. Told him yes and I had cash in my hands 2 hours later. Didn't want to, but money is money","True, but then again transportation is transportation" +"Of course SRS got offended. Single black moms are the worst, lol.",SRS is mostly tranny dudes. +And on Reddit it means There's either a swear word or hardcore porn inside this post,Or spoilers for some reason +No proof. I'd only believe video.,You know there were videos in there too right? +"No, the guns the guards have can kill hosts and humans, they have live bullets this is why they have a red tip. But that's besides the point, the guards have her stuck in the door, without a gun and they point their guns at her but do not shoot. That makes no sense unless they are hosts instructed not to shoot.",Or it's just terrible directing. +What,"It makes no sense, Hinkie ain't dead" +"Well, they deserved it, especially when they have to paid more money than us, assuming you're in the U.S.",Also the fact they have to deal with living in NZ +"So bonds should be 25M a piece, right, as per Jagex's internal projections?",It'll fall under 15m in a week or two once the hype dies down(+there's an op promo on atm). +He really does have that sore loser vibe doesn't he?,He threw a hissy fit over a skit on SNL for pete's sake. +I am almost out of card.,"Don't worry, linguistics textbooks are en route." +"A lot of them aren't super productive fish breeding grounds to begin with, either.","Plus they may be broke, hungry, and ill equipped enough to not recognize whose waters they're in." +Uhhh is Ovie really greying that hard??,He's been greying for a while now. +This was life in 2006.,Good thing we no longer have nazi wannabes all over the place. +LF4 WITH HM FRESH CHALLENGE GT: IM ALLAMA 1234,GT Says no matches +Yes its a firced update. All windows 10 updates are.,Thanks Microsoft! +I don't compromise; blocking ads is a part of my safety net for avoiding malware and tracking. Most publishers have no idea what content they are sharing through their ads; I won't risk it.,wow do you also not click on any websites from google that you haven't heard about in real life? +Life is pain,Anyone who tells you different is selling something. +"Don't care. Still voting for him, he's the only one without big contributions from the super wealthy.",So don't like Gary Johnson? +"French map of North America, 1694",Does anyone know where to find a higher resolution version of this? +Samsung Recalling 2.8 Million Top-Loading Washing Machines Due to Risk of Explosion,Samsung bomb division so hot right now! +Rosado is shot ... I don't see why that guy has so many fans ... I saw Antonio Gutierrez take him apart at Stubhub earlier this year and he still pulled a decision ...,His heart by yes I agree +Is there anyway I can get my Blind Jackal Mask again ? I fucked up by not locking it and ended up deleted and now my warlock is not complete. :(,Not at this point in the game +Young Prince and Princess officially coming to Kelowna with Will and Kate,About as much relevance in 2016 as saying the kardashians are coming here. +"2017: We really messed up with Trump. Our party really needs to work on rebuilding our relationship with young and minority voters. 2020: Yes, I know David Duke isn't a perfect nominee, but compared to four more years of Hillary...",Shit Paul Ryan says should become a sub :) +"Investing in the punter. Ahhh, it feels so good.",Now if only you could invest in a QB and we could invest in a RT +What crime again was she charged with?,She wasn't because she is a corrupt politician. +Theres only 35 million people in canada? Holy shit.,"And we've still taken in three times the Syrian refugees Americans have, without almost falling apart at the seams." +"Yeah, Gary seems to not realize at times that not everyone and certainly not the MSM will understand his sense of humor.","Y'all better hope I never run for president, or you ain't seen nothing yet" +"If by live you mean, act according to the laws and regulations set forth by elected politicians, elected by the folk, then yes. But I doubt that is what you mean. It is a longstanding legal fact that US police enforce laws and don't protect citizens. Hence why the argument you don't need guns, call the police is laughably naive.",But that doesn't coddle my emotional narrative that cops are selfish pigs who need to die and that its their fault completely and I dindunuffin and that guns are evil. +"You're at school 10-15 hours a day and listen to headphones through out the whole duration of that time? So tell me, when do you do your learning?",While on Reddit duh +Marriage,"Maybe for some, for others it'll be a very good thing." +"A lot of moderate Republican governors though, usually the social liberal/fiscal conservative types to act as a counterweight to the liberal instincts of the legislature. It works. Baker is incredibly popular, Romney was well-liked except towards the end of the end of his tenure, and Weld probably had a better run in the statehouse than Deval Patrick.",I think Weld is the only one to sit next to the libertarians though. +Paul Ryan Would Like to Share With You the Most Amazing Book,Is Paul Ryan putting out his own propaganda now because he is afraid he is going to get voted out for being a turncoat? +NeoGAF in a nutshell,In other news: today the sun rose at the appointed time. +Bud Black to manage the Rockies,Oh God oh God oh God ex-Padres manager blessing is so real Rockies winning 3 WS in 5 years confirmed +Did he actually say this?,Unfortunately no +Yes. I think if someone had asked my father if he could call me or my sister that he would have beat the shit out of them. This is beyond sick. I feel bad for Ivanka and Tiffany.....,But they're proud of their creepy father ... +i played civ 5... the games are MAD long i didn't bother buying civ 6 for myself lol. need the karma heh.,Well thank you. +Don't worry. Lack of fdi in retail is not enough to save kirana walas. Indian money is more than enough. All big corporates have their chains reliance Birla Tata big bazar and other megamarts. The income of lot of kirana people has started decreasing. Whereas farmers are getting way more than they deserve. Govt is giving them max protection and in near future it will have to be done away with.,"It is the *difference* in how *savarna*-supremacist party treats farmers and *kirana wallahs*, that is outrageous." +kiddo enjoying my miniature market delivery,An epic battle in the skies! +BROCOOLER,Bro-Cooler +Good. The left are signing up dead people and illegals. So what if the right suppresses some people,Id ask if you have a source to back that up but pretty sure I know the answer already. +"Paul Feig continues to talk out of his ass, claims that young women are thanking him for his take on the Ghostbusters 2016 reboot","Yeah, when Walmart can't even gove away merchandise for the film, someone fucked uo." +"We didn't have enough voting power to put Kryssie up, you think we are going to sway a vote to win? Jason already has the check sitting at his mom's house.. OTT cancelled!","Might as well try, hopefully the Danielle fans quit." +"Reddit, what is something you used to be obsessed with, but hate now?",The Lions +"Please, Invoker can only have 2 spells",Quas and Wex? +"Without providing your name, what is your name?",Chelsea Clinton's son +yeah why aren't 17 intelligence agencies keeping me up to date about their current missions?,Why is this one intelligence agency keeping us all up to date with vague information that seems designed to inflame speculation and suspicion about this one particular politician? +my man we swimming in debt everyday,"You say lidat, win liao lorrr" +Yup this happens on Xbox too.,Have you noticed any performance gains or just a matter of the icon hanging around on screen? +This went Aussie fast.,Throw a every cunt and his dog in and your bound to find the Aussies quick. +"Big Brother Over the Top - Wednesday Night Live Event Discussion - October 19 2016 On the live feeds tonight, beginning at 10p EDT/7p PDT, we will have a one hour recap of the past week. At 11p EDT/10p PDT, We will have a live eviction. If it's anything like last week, it will be very productionless and the HG will fill in for most of Julie's usual role. Starting at midnight/ 9pPDT, an HOH competition will be played. During the eviction, your best bet is to watch the Quad View. Who will be evicted? How will the votes fall? What awkward moment will we get from the live eviction? How about the weird 30 min of nothing after that and before HOH? Who will be crowned? Discuss all that and whatever else below.",Do we have a time for HoH yet? +I did indeed give Call Me Maybe a 1. <3,"Love you, you no taste having loser <3" +Where at? Did they have anymore left?,I'll pm you +"I agree. The UI was tolerable for a beta, but the upgrade makes it a complete clusterf*ck We went from two currencies to four, and the research/purchase system effectively means I have to buy upgrades twice Coming back in as a new player, matches are completely *dominated* by morningstars The only effective tactic at this point is to from a hairball of Morningstars, destroyers, and tacs The team with the most Morningstars wins As I understand it, the Maintenance mechanic effects the bottom five players of the losing team, if that's right then it's pretty much a punishment for sucking Vanity crap is now the only thing I can buy with GP, and it's even more segregated than before All things considered, I kinda just want my $10 back.","Its worse, the maintenance mechanic effects EVERYONE on the losing team except the 3 highest scoring players in the GAME (including the winning team) Cause that makes sense right?" +What generation is someone born in 1997 in?,Early Gen Z +"Don't let that fool you. The Raiders overall, have been horrendous for almost 13+ years since 2003 with the highest record being 8-8.","It's not particularly right to blame the current Davis for the decisions of his father, he took over in 2011" +And my b- nevermind,crossbow can be fired with 1 hand.... +"Hahaha not nearly as great as I thought but not quite a backfire, I'll still make some profit at least","Yeah me too but not close to what I was estimating I was hoping to get at least 7500-8000 per Right now I'm lucky to get 7000 It's profit , but if there was better options for the sets we would have been swimming in jt" +Alright.,How many people in the world have a Reddit account? +"#PizzaGate the Documentary(2016) Pedophilia involving Podesta Emails, Clinton, Obama, David Brock, DNC",The fact this delusional bullshit was downvoted gives me hope for this sub. +Nice meme Nice meme,Nice meme +Honestly all you have to do is win. No big deal.,Korean advice? +I'm not talking about having a March. I'm talking about the violence that Weiner is calling for.,"Civil rights marches, poll tax **riots**, miner strikes All those events included violence, among other acts of disobedience, similar to what he was suggesting." +"For what it's worth, I play significantly less now because it takes so long to update and download games. Not to mention having to manage my games and apps because 500gb doesn't go as far as it used to. So while it hasn't stopped me, it's cut my gaming more than in half because of inconveniences.","Hate to break it to you, but it's likely there are other reasons you are playing less than when you were younger" +We can't loose to the GW2 scrubs!,Lets not get ahead of ourselves because to be fair EvE looks like shit most of the time. +"If I recall, she had it written into her contract to cut down on them after the first two seasons.",Didn't that get debunked? +What is your favorite song lyric?,"We watched the tragedy unfold We did as we were told, we bought and sold It was the greatest show on earth, but then it was over We oohed and aahed, we drove our racing cars We ate our last few jars of caviar And somewhere out there in the stars A keen-eyed look-out spied a flickering light: our last hurrah And when they found our shadows grouped round the TV sets They ran down every lead, they repeated every test They checked out all the data on their lists And then the alien anthropologists admitted they were still perplexed But on eliminating every other reason for our sad demise They logged the only explanation left: This species has amused itself to death" +Actually sea levels won't rise any noticeable amount to due displacement. Look it up,I too can't physics. +Genji.,Pharah. +"Tethered=un-targetable(safe-ish). Un-tethered=lockable(danger), when scrambled you cannot re-tether(Dead).",Can you get bumped out of tether range? +"Yeah, this has been in Australia for awhile. Tried to watch an episode - just too bad. Kids like it though. They have no taste.",You have no taste! +Social interaction? What the fuck gym? We don't do that here...,I just wanna take my sexy selfies and leave... +Could it be generic?,Its on a scrub top we found...I guess it's possible. +Is there an easy way to get food for the Buu family!? The only way I've been getting food is the random items on the ground. Just wondering if anyone knows of a better way to get food.,Just buy food from the item store homie +"It makes me far more knowledgable on human health than you and just so you're aware, nearly all of the links you referenced are either government run or based on government funded studies. I refuse to accept any study not done by a private laboratory as fact on this issue due to the federal governments massive profit on the tobacco industry and their lobbiests. As well as this, statistically 90% of all studies and 98% of government studies are attempting to prove a hypothesis of harm, not benefit or lack of harm. I know most of those words were likely too difficult for you, but it was worth a shot. You're a lost cause...",Watch out guys we got a far more knowledgable guy than me here. +How much did rework change her laning phase? She used to be trash pre 6. Last time I met akali i pretty much bullied her out of lane.,She can push a bit better but her sustain was (strongly) arguably nerfed. +Remember that time Kravitz did a piece saying DC should retire (sept 08) and DC wrote an entire article telling him to go fuck himself? Fun times.,Ted got the last laugh on that one. +#NECESSARY EVILS REEEE,#POO JUGS ARE BETTER REEEEEEEEEE +What ability feels the worst when you miss it?,"karthus ult, damn you shaco/old yi" +Remember when Reddit caught the Boston Bomber?,They got him good! +I'm not sure even Ellison would be enough for me to reconsider the Democrstic Party. Though he would be better than any of the others mentioned.,"I sympathize with your concerns, I will say, once he's in power, I'll give him a chance, just to see what he does with it, you know, let him be tested." +"Adopted Goliath Soldier Becomes Cleric After a post talked about picking race, then background, then rolling for stats before picking class, I rolled up a Goliath Soldier who became a Trickery Domain Cleric. Now I'm thinking about how that race and background can become any Cleric Domain with little difficulty. The double proficiency in Athletics let's you pick a skill that's more in line with your Domain and if the Goliath is adopted as a baby you avoid Batman syndrome because they have great adopted parents. Adopted by Halflings - Life or Trickery Adopted by Dwarves - War or Forge Adopted by Gnomes - Knowledge or Light Adopted by Elves - Tempest or Nature What would your adopted domains look like?",I have a Warforged who originated in a Gnome society who's a Forge Cleric. +"The importance of RAM When I initially built this PC with a i5-6600k and R9 390, it had 8gb DDR4 Ram. Games I played like TW3, Mankind Divided etc. would run, but would have problems at high-ultra settings. FPS would drop from 60 to 30 then back to 60 again. In Mankind Divided, the FPS would drop down to 4-5. I had a look around and asked some questions, but most people just said that these games might be poorly optimised, or that my hardware just isn't good enough to run Ultra. I had a look at RAM usage which was at 6/8gb only. I decided to risk it, upgraded my ram to 16gb. The usage instantly jumped up to 13/16gb. I ran the games and now they all sit smoothly at 60FPS on high-ultra. TLDR: At the level of a 390 or higher, you need 16gb for many games to not bottleneck. The days of the 8gb has long passed for medium-high end users.",Am I good with 32Gb? +What's the TL;DR for 2016?,"Pretty good fucking year, everything turned out better than expected" +"Freida also takes note of it, everytime she kills you she basicly tells you to go back to londor.",Yup can confirm +They were engaging in the same Hillary apologism. Why does it matter whether I address their poor arguments collectively vs. individually?,"Okay fair enough, forget I said anything." +That was a ride.,And a transcript of one. +"Term limits are a pretty bad idea when you think about it. The first thing dictators do when they seize power is abolish term limits anyway, and bad/unpopular presidents are already checked and balanced by the voting public. So the only presidents affected by term limits are the ones who are actually good presidents. Literally the only thing term limits can do is force us to settle for a candidate other than who the majority of us actually want. That's great if you're George Bush Sr., George Bush Jr., Donald Trump, or Hillary Clinton, but it's an insult to us as voters.","You say that, but at the same time you did give GWB two terms." +Woman born before suffrage casts vote for Clinton,I don't see the big deal; lots of people who were born before this election cycle are voting. +I wouldn't mind high inflation if the savings interest rates went with it.,That's reasonable - if you've savings and don't have a variable rate mortgage. +"Mr. Garrison being brainwashed When Mr. Garrison was brainwashed last episode by Caitlin Jenner, do you guys think he was brainwashed before or after he became the presidential elect?",Can't you see member berries pieces on his mouth in the photo on CNN? +Don't go to MicroCenter after work... Don't go to MicroCenter after work... Don't go to--- Oh damn it.,Kinda pissed off r/Ayymd +"Memes? Ignus, Cossack, and Mega walk into a Poland. Which one revolts first? Trick question they all assassinate each other and Reformer absorbs Poland",I like this one. +mad cuz bad B),lol +"That statement is not accurate and is full of confusion.. God the creator doesn't want child sacrifice , and if you were to bring up the one time inncedent with Abraham and Isaac then im going to tell you , you have been misinformed and didn't actually read the story at all. Second it even says that God hates that idea so much that he was disgusted that mans heart even thought of it as he said himself as it states here: # Jeremiah 9:15 They have built also the high places of Baal(devil), to burn their sons with fire for burnt offerings unto Baal, which I commanded not, nor spake it, neither came it into my mind: And God makes it clear wives fables you should stay away from. Stated here #1 Timothy 4:7 But refuse profane and old wives' fables, and exercise thyself rather unto godliness. For you not to realize that this world is more than we see ,hear ,touch ,taste and smell and that countless reports of supernatural things happen all the time and Jesus Christ is at the forefront. Santa Clause and the Tooth fairy and Easter bunny are 100% made up stories yet people teach the children as the truth, and then God comes later and that when they get older God is put into the same categories?? Absolutely the dumbest and most idiotic conclusion ones mind can come to terms on.",So when people now a days say they speak or hear god do you believe them? +"19/F/UK looking for steam friends! add me on steam: libbyidk i play civ 6, rocket league, CSGO, skyrim <3",add me cracklebuster Looking to find some new people on Steam +No.,Maybe. +Will and Grace.,You must be super thrilled that it's coming back! +"I really don't think the new client is better from a usability stand point but anytime I bring it up I just get the standard it's just a beta dude The UI design overall really doesn't make sense in a lot of ways and I feel certain things are different purely for the sake of being different. Anyone else agree? Even just getting into a ranked game require so many more button presses, and I've dodged multiple games, even lost my promos, because I couldn't really tell I was picking. Why does the client get all dark when I'm picking and hover a champion?",it's just a beta dude +it's 2:46 am i can't sleep add me let's do this,Added you! +78% CHANCE TRUMP IS POTUS!!!!!!!,80 +Rohit Sharma batting at 3 instead of Pujara in second innings of Duleep Trophy final Hate for Rohit Sharma going to go through the roof now haha!,Indian Guptill +Happy early cake day :p,Thanks :p +Can Anyone Relate?,She sounds horrible. +"Statistically, sergeants are the largest group in the Army as a whole. E-5 alone is the most populous rank pay grade.",never been true +Not trying to be a dick but to clarify it's Br'er Rabbit. Br'er is short for brother. That's why pretty much all their names began with br'er.,Bruh Rabbit. +That would be great.,Inspiration is an ethereal wench. +Don't tell me arm loss in Star Wars isn't a thing,Yeah but cutting it off with a lightsaber (which also seals the wound so there's no blood) is different than ripping an arm off. +"I left candy out once. And I expected someone to do this, I had accepted it. But someone stole my goddamn bowl. And now I'll never leave candy out, either.",Everyone is giving this lady shit and she was thoughtful enough to bring her own bag instead of running off with the whole bowl. +What's that?,And now I feel older +"Did you guys hear 1911 owners are 45% less likely to commit suicide? Not because of less attempts, but because jams. GLOCK PERFECTION!","I was wondering why the glock suicide rate was so low, then I remembered that getting killed from your glocknade blowing up would be accidental death not suicide." +"Negative consequences are nonexistent, everything we're told not to do is a social virus",Don't put your dick in a blender +"And Tampa in what is now the NFC north, that was so dumb.","Well it was called NFC Central, not really as dumb as it being called North, but yeah." +Haha they just messaged me again telling me I am 'witnessing natural selection at work.' Wonder why they felt the need to make an exhibit of themselves,It's because hes a worthless sack of shit with nothing going for him in life most likely. +What I don't get from this is the company's incentive to hire foreign workers if by law they are required to pay them the same amount (or higher) than they would pay an national person in the same position. Or are they just low balling salaries for internationals and the government is looking the other way?,"If you keep a constant stream of H1bs coming in at $X per year, that salary will likely never go up as anyone who asks for more will be replaced by foreign help." +He said if Clinton is shot Trump will have blood on his hands. Why does he think Clinton will be shot? Is he planning on doing it himself? Is he saying people should do it?,If +"And I just commented a few threads ago how shrinks shouldn't be trusted, those skeevy motherfuckers. Shit, I didn't even know the government kept psychiatric records, let alone publicly available ones. Whatever happened to privilege?",Illuminati +"sakin madali lang, mababa self esteem ko e. hahah","Buti ka pa, ako rin mababa self esteem." +yep. kahit ako lang mag-isa sa office e todo get up ang ate mo para naman good vibes all the way :D,Oh yiiis :) +Stop telling people how I make my gravy.,Wanna see how I make my gravy? +"The new prussian government type encourages players to not expand as fast and play tall in stead, since every province reduces militarization which gives some really nice bonuses.",Are there downsides to blobbing or just upsides to not blobbing? +Doesn't matter; won a national championship.,We'll always be your 1 L ;) +World Wide Web is shorter and easier to pronounce than double-u double-u double-u,Dub u dub u dub u dot +"No not really, more making fun of Stevie's commitment to making us into the 51st state.",Harper gave more interviews to US media than Canadian news. +"If everyone farms one spot then the other farmable places are almost empty. I can get from 0 to 2000 in about 30 min. Just by running around where the least amount of players are. The Vinyards are not the only place for ancient mana. And the respawn rates for flowers, powders and vine are really fast. So if you find a good spot then you can run in circles for 30 min and have max ancient mana.","The vineyards got nerfed, used to be the the nodes would respawn fast, but now it takes 10+ min for a respawn" +You made this thread to post that joke didn't you?,You know it! +"Well, too bad they probably don't have souls to begin with.",Can always sacrifice a few virgins or newborns or something. +"So why did my team, on 6 wins, vs a team on 8 wins?","Either because it also puts some priority on the wait time so that if it can't find a team with the same wins it branches out, or one of your team had more wins on their card than you did." +Seems to be what the left is doing.,It's not though +"Oof, the classic Limewire excuse I just typed in porn and downloaded whatever was there!",Which was mostly viruses. +Blade Vortex is a bullet. It fits in a lot of guns. Some of them are muskets. Some of them are nice rifles. Some of them are chain guns being carried around by Terminators. The problem does not lie in the ammunition.,I take my hat off to you sir for this splendid metaphor. +"Oh, so you think it's a choice? Don't be so heterophobic.","No, don't be stupid, I'm saying if you were suddenly bisexual who would you pick" +When you're a whiny American that wants to get high.,Isn't that what pot is for? +"Het is ook geen raketwetenschap, ik snap niet dat mensen er zo angstig voor zijn. Het is gewoon je lichaam laten zien wat fout is, zodat 'ie sneller kan ingrijpen. Je laat 'm wat in elkaar gemepte Limburgers zien zodat de volgende keer als er een busje aankomt met vlaai-etend tuig je lichaams-stazi meteen de ME erbij kan halen. Etnisch profileren, maar dan tegen ziektes.",Goeda analogie hahahaha +"With the upcoming musician Warframe, we need to have music file sharing. There's no question that some people are more creative than others. With the overwhelming complexity achievable with what was shown of the musician warframe's music, we're looking at something people are going to want to share with others, and I don't know if there'll be any way to do that other than youtube videos and soundbytes, which aren't enough for this in my opinion. Some dude makes some tunes that are absolutely mind-blowing that he'd love to share with the community, and what better way to share them than letting other players download and listen to them themselves? Just food for thought.",WAKE ME UP INSIDE +FNAF 1 Office 3D Model (Finished),no fan though +"Hairweave killer, a culinary master.","I never did that shit, what" +"After finishing Duolingo, went to Sweden, and managed to order hot dogs.",Only hot dogs? +Define high matchmaking skill groups.,1.8 rws this month on esea level of skill +it has absolutely zero effect on the outcome but god damn does that livery change bug me,Yep it's super annoying! +"tbh what needs to happen is for the Tonkor to do more self damage, and for all other weapons to do less, so that every explosive weapon deals X% of your *remaining* HP as self-damage, so you can never truly kill yourself with them, but cripple yourself if you're not careful.",I've lost count of the number of times I've caught an inadvertent Kulstar or Angstrom blast and died due to someone suddenly jumping in front of me. +Yeah. Never had that problem.,If you are on win10 then you actually do +"Contro/Reno, Tempo and Freeze.",Freeze is dead and reno is not the best.controll mage might work I guess but tempo is strong af. +It's that odd releasable nation in East Sweden.,Oh you mean Karelia +Teacher Trolled us with Harambe instead of a Pop Quiz,*psych +"Your last text message is now what you have to say during sex, what is it?",Not if we mix poop in it. +Because you're disillusioned. Agora was not slow whatsoever. It's a moba not mortal combat. Currently there is almost no punishment for missing moves because you'll have another in 5 seconds.,"It was slow, walking was slow, travel mode game you the illusion that it was fast And I thought I was the one who talked out of my ass, you make me sound normal." +Explain.,He Said Black +Legs,Ass +"Oh, I will. ^^Because ^^let's ^^be ^^honest ^^how ^^else ^^will ^^I ^^keep ^^people ^^from ^^unsubscribing","I like Casual Meta, so as long as you keep that up, i'll never unsub!" +G410 uses the round keycaps. G310 uses angular keycaps.,"also the G410 isnt available in my country , i would definately give it a try ." +Yep. The experience is open to anyone - anyone willing to assume the risk.,Not if someone has no way to get that money. +"Being alone. People will absolutely do anything to be alone. They'll keep toxic friends and have shitty relationships, even ruining good friendships just so they're not alone. It's not a big deal when you're alone, time passes and before you know it you're meeting 10 new ppl and feeling joyful.","I've been sitting at home alone for a year now, been going places alone for YEARS and never met anyone (thus finally giving up and just staying home), so it doesn't really work for everyone." +"married 15yr to questioning monogamy First let me start out by saying I love my wife very much and do not want to do anything to hurt her. My wife grew up in a family where her parents espoused the benefits of monogamy all the time. My family did not. I am now finding out that my special aunts and special uncles where really my parents other lovers. One of my dad's lover told my brother she and my dad where long term lovers when my bother was visiting her in Europe after he turned 21. when my dad was ill one of my mothers lover's lover helped get my dad transferred to hospital more suited for the care he needed. Although my mother denied they where in an open relationship after my dad passed. I love my wife and I would never cheat on her. I also do not want to give up my marriage. That send while I never knew for sure my parents where non-monogamous, I miss the energy that having these special friends around the house gave off. My wife in incredibly jealous. If I send a text or get a phone call she want to know all the details instantly. Whenever we go out she makes sure she stands between me and any female. She though loves the fact that I do not have a jealous bone in my body and let her do whatever she wants no questions asked. That says she also constantly is putting down people who are married but in open relationships or people who sleep around. My father-in-law and his boss share an out of town company apartment. My father-in-law found female undergarments in the apartment that where obviously not the boss's wife. This sparked a huge argument between me and my wife when I made an off handed comment that you never know what kind of arrangement the boss and his wife have. That was 5 years ago. Ever since she lets me know on a daily basis that I am her property and if I ever even thought about sleeping with someone else she would divorce me on the spot and if I ever actually cheated on her she would make sure that regretted it for the rest of my life. She also expects me to text her every half hour to tell her how much I love her and how much I am thinking of her and only her. I have also tried to bring up non monogamy however that never goes well because she feels that if I even bring up the subject she is a failure at the marriage and/or I should have never married her. I do not necessarily want to be non-monogamous. I however do not know what I want. All I want is to be able to talk about it, because I feel that not even talking about it is shutting off part of who I am. My question is how do I even broach the subject without getting a defensive reaction so we can walk through the issues together, even if the answer is we stay monogamous.","I would run,what do you get out of it?" +:re Volume 8 Cover,"Now to wait a couple more years for this, :[" +"WHERE IS MY HYDEWARS, SAM? Dance monkey. dance...",as somebody who didnt support KSTV and decided to pirate them and ignore your repeated suggestions to donate for doing so i feel like you really owe me some more hydewars sam good buddy so why dont you get on that ;) pRONTO +You're an iceberg.,Something Mitch Hedberg something frozen banana something iceberg. +It's a huge oversight by blizzard that no one ever mentions to the highlord that DKs ganked us while we were saving the priests,Wait what? +POI was great. Only issue I have with that show is that it ended too soon,"But hey, now we have Westworld!" +Being fat with big boobs is pretty redundant.,Having big boobs because you're fat is like having a fast car because it's falling off a cliff +Starter pack when I got into runescape,you let me know if you need someone to trim you're armor! +"It is a running gag that if you rearrage the letters in Xemnas you get Mansex, so iMansex would be Illustrated Xemnas.","oh, i need to step up my memegame" +Why do they have 39 twitch streams? Are they all official?,"just as with their client, they need to translate in bazillion languages" +180m LUL That faceboard smash,How much is 180 mil? +"In (2006), four Thousand year ago!! Using only primitive technology, a man with no formal scientific training has discovered a way by which stone henge could relatively easily have been erected, and is single-handedly recreating it in his back yard. Singlehandedly solves millennia-old mystery.",Thank god someone discovered Physics finally +Is this from before they moved it back from the 2 yard line?,yes +"What are your favorite species' mods? I've gotten back into this game after the recent update and have been loving it. I went onto the workshop and found nice species portraits out there, but I'm curious about others. Which ones do you love and would recommend? There's some series artistic talent out there and I'd love being able to download more of their handiwork.",Mass Effect :p +New O'Keefe is up!,"Well hyped Keefe, well hyped!" +You forgot to mention the permanently droning bagpipes in the background,^^^^^i ^^^^^don't ^^^^^think ^^^^^bagpipes ^^^^^sound ^^^^^that ^^^^^bad ^^^^^^but ^^^^^^accordions ^^^^^^can ^^^^^^fuck ^^^^^^off +*Kiss,"She's amazing, a name would be great." +Shame all the important fighting is happening in desert regions.,I think this is a NATO/anti-Russia measure. +Redzone viewers will miss more than 38 hours of commercials in 2016,"I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob." +"You didnt say stats in lane, you said overall. The 2v2 decieds the stats at 10 minutes. kinda hard to look good when you are playing vs the the top 2/3 team in the world and a team with uzi and mata, I would say splyce were beter then G2 during worlds aswell","Well i did specify mechanics, which is the most distinguishable in lane but then again rox would arguably still be better than ssg and rng also underperformed in groups but since you brought up uzi and mata i think its fair to bring up zven and mithy although they might still be weaker overall." +"Burn it, duh.",How do you deal with the smell? +"Fatigue after casting? I've noticed the more successfula casting has gone, the more sick and/or exhausted I am for days afterwards. I don't cast often, usually only several times a year. Does anyone else expiernce this?",Maybe you need some sort of casting couch to relax on afterwards? +Owls are the vehicle of The Goddess Lakshmi.,Probably knocks down a lot of pedestrians who don't hear her coming. +Cam could have taken the snap and fallen immediately forward for the first down.,We had so many options. +Legalisation will do nothing about preventing the loss of ones job.,"the rationale is that once it is legalized, people will find out cannabis isn't bad and stop testing for it." +hes gonna be a cop right? wat r the odds he'll be assigned to a museum,a chair museum? +The front lines,Things have really gone south at the Dakota Access camp. +"Is it? Or does it sometimes portray exactly what the frame of mind was? His intent was pretty clear when driving into a crowd and stabbing one, wounding several more. Frame of mind? Who cares. He was bent on harming others, in the open. Guilty as far as I am concerned. There is no defense. Anything else is merely a waste of time snd money. Trial after trial, year after year.",But we'll never understand his motivations and be able to work towards preventing this from happening again if that's the attitude we take. +Of course it's not...even though it's a direct quote. I don't care. I've done the legwork.,It would be worth considering That's not outright support. +"Well, they already took half of Finland's land a while back, what did they gain then ?",That was under an aggressive paranoid totalitarian regime.... wait.... +"Real Mr Housewife, aka Matthew Richards, kisses these celebrity asses. Not even Jenelle gives him the time of day anymore.",you know you suck when not even JE wants to be associated with your name. +I had one Trump supporter tell me that Trump is going to hire people based on experience rather than based on people's ethnicities or genders. I hope that guy feels stupid right now.,"Nah, they have no comprehension of the hypocrisy or that they have been played as utter fools" +'UK one of most unequal countries' - Oxfam,"Keep voting Tory, they'll fix this" +Q4A: What advantage or benefit does a woman 25+ have over a girl that is 18?,"Less likely to change her mind about who she may like or not, more money which you may claim have no effect but money give you a better chance to know more people, a job, a degree, more things to talk about and less stupid friends." +Every time there's a nerf about Vayne/Lucian a mass of guys go on nerd rage,"ofc, since those champs have a lot of fan, like yasuo riven lee sin" +The pro scene makes no sense right now.,"no, it's just that VP always plays to its opponent" +what if the spriits left behind remnants when they die wouldnt that be neat ember can jump back early game/bb storm gets vision and uh some damage lozl earth procs magnetize after suicidng i think it would be really neat because remnant they remain after they die heh hehe,he he he fuck youj +"Every motherboard manufacturers should include this adapter , its so freaking convenient",Also make it black too. +"White House Intervened To Suppress Hillary email Scandal, Leaked Emails Reveal",So who is going to be the one to hold our government accountable? +Yes! Kinda like hungry. What a weird word. Hungry. It gets weirder the more you say it. Hungry. Hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry.,Fellhounds. +Bonjour,Bonsoir +Millennials most likely to consider third party vote,We will be no better than the Baby Boomers if we do this and Trump wins. +Am I lazy?,I threw away two of my shaker bottles yesterday instead of cleaning them. +"He's not old, but he's definitely not young.",Oh he's not young for the NFL either but 29 is still arguably in his prime. +Nope.,I'd wish you would step off that ledge my friend +"Could someone explain why counting (something 99% of every idiot can do) costs so much ? Granted, I do not know the ins and outs of the process but I see people (Republicans) saying Oh it will cost like 14 million to recount just our state... how the hell is that even possible ? Just more bs to get people to be against it ? I am lost. I am neither Dem nor Rep nor even Independent but always try and learn as much as possible to understand better so, if you have the information and, possibly, links to the information, it would be appreciated","It's all logistics: staffing and volunteers, time spent, etc." +Cartman didn't fry a rat to eat. He made Scott Tennerman's parents into chili for Scott to eat.,See even Cartman has standards. +Oh the Walter video,"Yes, that rings a bell, I'm not sure how that turned out" +I will help you. Just send $100 to Mr. Happy 123 Fake St. Illinois,But R* took all of my money :( +"What is a question that you legitimately wonder about, but don't want to know the answer to?",Will Islam take over the world? +"It looks trashy to me, too. Maybe I'm old fashioned, but I rather liked it when I was a kid and boys didn't dress and act like thugs and girls didn't dress up in trashy clothes and act slutty. The worst we had was a few guys with long hair and metal T shirts.",You sound very white actually +"We can live without congress, in fact the argument could be made that we're better off",absolutely agree with you. +you wouldn't understand!,It's not you it's me.... Maybe Mike is already packing for the offseason? +"My dad taught me to drive like this. It's kept me out of several accidents, and probably saved my wife's life.",I once read on here that it's best to assume everyone on the road is going to do the most ridiculously stupid thing at any given moment. +Seconded.,Thirded +My cousin asked me to find out why her computer kept shutting off. (Sorry for not screenshot),"Seems normal for an AMD, I don't get it." +New Type 2 Variant. Dual Wield Shotguns. Overpowered?,Possibly underpowered. +"But in this case it's the people who are illegaly and purposefully walking around with his camera, i'm not sure they have a right to assume the legal owner will not continue useing his device just because they stole it.","But it was intended to be stolen... Now it gets juridically complicated, since spy cams are often distributed in the same way, isn't it?" +...they definitely teach geography and geometry in Texas.,Joke ----------------- Your head +Reddit is now a bathroom stall. You have a sharpie. What do you write on the wall?,Missy the cat doesn't cover her poop. +"Okay even before Catelynn's issues came to be she and Tyler had the tackiest, ugliest fashion sense. There's a few pictures out there you can google and you'll see what I'm talking about. They tried way too hard and ended up looking awful.",If nothing else that short mom I need to speak to the manager hair cut Cait had forever. +Can we get an update to the recruit loadouts so that they include guns and universal gadgets introduced post-launch?,Agreed +Don't force pugs to carry dead weight.,"if anything, we were carrying him" +What is the worst pizza topping and why is it pineapples?,"I love PBJ pizza-Pineapple, Bacon, and Jalapeno" +"Yes, that sub includes and respects atheists AND other viewpoints.",I dunno... ;) +J'accuse!,Now you're just making up words. +"I don't think this is so much about censorship as a request that people recognize that they are in mixed company and behave accordingly. Is it censorship that I speak differently at girl's night then on game night when those same girls are over with their partners? Conversation helps form community. Locker room talk helps draw men together but can feel exclusionary to women. Yes, Exmormon men dominate this board, but this place purports to be a space for all exmos. Time and again I have seen men talk about wanting women's voices but little is done about conversation that subtly signal that this isn't a place for women. It stands to reason, then, that when some people see something that may keep this place from being open to all it says it wants, they speak up. Just because that's just the way it is doesn't mean it has to stay that way. And I don't think it is incumbent on just the women to be accommodating of conversation that makes them uncomfortable to take part in the benefits of this community.","Thanks, you were able to articulate this very well and reflects many of the things I've been thinking." +Q: What made u horney A: Saying that you have a penis,When he never did! +Weren't they originally touting a 7 man MITB and then decided to remove Kalisto from the match?,That was indeed the original plan. +Thomas Rawls to 'play considerably' if active,I'm getting a serious case of blue Rawls with all these conflicting reports... +It's more than not perfect. It's awful.,qq +"Would you pay for Watch Faces? I know I would if they were good enough. I have no doubt Apple will eventually allow this at some point, but I sometimes feel the current faces still aren't laid out as efficient as they could be and I would love to see what other developers could come up with. Thoughts?",No +Trump and Top Nevada Republican Complain About Lawful Votes Cast by Latinos Who Waited Hours at Polls,GOP will do anything to stay in power long enough to pull off a coup that guarantees they never lose power. +upvoted for 'gropenfuhrer' lmao,"Ya, president just doesn't work for me." +Netanyahu To Be Investigated For Bribery And Fraud,No wonder he loves Trump and hates Obama. +"Seriously, I think people just want to hate Trump because its trendy now.",Yeah disdain for outspoken racist demagogues is just a fad. +"To me, Bernie is starting to look like a stubborn old man who can't admit when he is wrong.",What was he wrong about? +clutch widow play to win the point,reported for non-meta hero +What is a Habit You Have That Even You Admit is Weird?,Writing Like This You Fucking Cheeky Fucker +Sorry man but that's a circlejerk. He was by far the best player on Liquid in this version of it.,you probably dropped this then +So there was a video last week of Hillary yelling at some poor reporter who asked her a question about Bill. She said that her campaign was about her and not Bill. But what now? Bill is going to be her fill-in? Take her place whenever she is sick? I thought Hillary was trying to prove that women are strong and don't need men to help them?,Remember when she said she was going to put Bill in charge of the economy +Is that armor from the witcher?,WE WUZ WITCHERS N SHIEET +Dude wtf?? Your name,Ur way more advanced +I bought Victoria's shirt...,Who? +Where would you rank Aubry as a winner if she ended up beating Michele in Kaoh Rong?,it depends on what changed that allowed her to gain 2+ more jury votes +"How many hidden, deleted, & bleach bit'ed e-mails does it take for a Hillary supporter to understand Hillary is a corrupt cheater, & liar answer me that? Because we are approaching 100,000 e-mail's all showing corruption/cheating/lying!","Yes, George W. Bush speechwriter David Frum, noted Hillary Supporter..." +Putin says Russia now 'ready and willing' to restore full relations with the USA (Youtube),"Now tag team, sort the mess America caused in the middle east, leave and lock the gate on the way out." +"Ah, what I wouldn't give to play Skyrim for the first time again.","I never liked archery in Skyrim, judging distance, and therfore the firing arc, was damn near impossible for me." +Don't you have to kill it as a team? O.o,"kill it as a team just means anyone on your team gets the killing blow that way, you don't get mad when you don't get the last hit and get fucked." +NOT HATE,Pepe did nothing wrong. +"Found in the basement, might have something to do with drafting",Prism and mounting from inside a pair of binoculars. +#THE FOUNDING FATHERS ARE FUCKING WHITE MALES!!!1!,How wouldst thou know whom they are fucking? +"Yeah, I'm trying for the life of me to remember who she looks like but I watch too much netflix and don't know anyone's name so it's a lost cause. She's a young version of someone though.",Shawn Hunter from Boy Meets World. +didn't even realize I could do that. thanks. any way to get the hash marks to stop being posted? or is the safechat thing just a running joke,"The hashtags can't be stopped, even if your account is 13+, unfortunately." +I liked that show.,The theme played in my head when I saw the thumbnail. +FH3 gets angry if you use a word with homo in it.,"Can't hurt anyones feeeelings now, can we?" +Hoffman can eat my fucking ass.,Ooh Can I have some? +Maybe something is wrong with your PC? Maybe try some troubleshooting stuff or contact Bethesda? Instead you're being a lazy entitled cunt.,"Op sounds like the kind of person who's phone battery dies and they go to best buy to demand a refund and when they say to charge it, they start screaming that they're too busy and important to charge it and the company should charge it for them." +"He's referencing the title where he says just turned 10, it's a joke.",I don't thank i would have figured it out if you hadn't shown up +"DeGiro (my broker) started operating recently and so they have a quite bare-bones platform and don't offer a full range of products yet. They do not offer options on US equities, as well as don't allow you to short it. Commissions are dirty cheap though :D",Ah okay I thought they were specifically forbidding puts but allowing calls. +well do you play esports games?,"No, but everyone on this subreddit seems to love 144hz monitors so it seemed worth it to look into it a bit to see if it would be a good upgrade lol" +"It would make more sense if Daredevil (a guy that is blind but can see the world through his heightened senses) was Batman, and Batman (a rich guy that uses grappling hooks, gliders and other tools to get around the city) was Daredevil.","What the fuck, you can just steal one of the highest post lol" +or was it Seabrook calming Toews during the second round 2013,"Oh yea, you would be right" +please help me,Nah. +"Trick question, I'm the mind reader.",Says Dwight Schrute +Oh god why,Because nature hates you. +"He was all set to marry her in DMC. Maybe he had more than stirrings. Possibly... feelings? Then again, he was literally betrothed to Angelica and passed that off as stirrings.",I don't think he had actual marriage in mind. +The Battle for America - Deplorables ft. Basement Dwellers,Make America Feel the Burn Again -- TRUMP STYLE! +Pretty girl gets denied,"Better call the ambulance, that is a serious burn right there." +Fire Hazard,Fuser thermostat is fucked up +"I think if youre trying to burn the building down, its a better idea to put the gas on the building instead of yourself. Just my 2 cents.",That is way too logical to actually work. +"I might have Alzheimers,but i might have Alzheimers.",I might have osteoperosis but at least i don't have crippling depression. +"Thanks a lot! I need FPs for Fafnir skin currently at 12,5K We will be able to vore for Super Regionals right?",Eww +"Only reasonable, critically thinking people.",Username checks out. +"Donald Trump avoided paying millions in taxes with legally questionable method, report says",BREAKING NEWS GUYS!... +"As a minority, stories like this make me even more determined to vote on election day. It literally has the opposite effect. I'm sure most minorities feel this way too.","Woah, no need to generalize about minorities." +Do the nets not read scouting reports or.... (talking about porzingis),Everyone leaves him open. +This is why in every force scenario i buy an smg and not a shotgun,nah buy a five-seven 10x better than any riffle let alone a smg +Channel 4 just played this ad in a break during the Paralympics,Even the disabled are getting more action then me. +"I realize this a quote from The Office, but the North's (particularly North east) racial tolerance and open mindedness is fucking INCREDIBLE when you realize Duh Souf is so close in proximity.","Yeah, I bet everyone is so tolerant in the small, well-off, homogeneous town you probably live in" +It is all thanks to beer,Song artist name checks out. +"Maybe I'm a terrible person but I find the fact that Echo Kellum told someone to eat a dick, fucking hilarious.","It is very funny, but it also shows how little character he has." +;_; theres still two months.,Which we should be fighting like hell for! +Measurements done wrong,"I hate sweet things, so I'll just add 2 whole cups." +"who is going to make it illegal? It puts more money into business owner's pockets... which makes them happy. Those happy business owners are what matter to the politicians, not some IT guy who has never given a dime to a campaign in his lifetime.",Boy I am glad we still have citizens united to help us citizens out when it comes to issues like this. +"I can't see Blizzard starting work on the chronicle before making major lore decisions to make sure it all makes sense without any major contradictions. I assume the skeleton was at least complete before Metzen left, probably a sizeable number of details as well.",Probably +"Gap year at 16 years old Hey CC, Due to some depression related stuff I've been forced to leave school until September 2017. It's basically a gap year for a highschool student. I've got some internships lined up and I've started a small clothing brand that I hope grows exponentially with the love that I give it in the time that I have. I'm really excited about the opportunities that I'll have and I'm thankful that I've got support from my parents to do this. What have your experiences with gap years been like? What do you recommend I do with my time. <3 Seb",I would love to see that clothing brand when it comes around! +"Drunk on Poweraide. oh my god, Coulson.",Needs to be a new upvote quote +"Here's the dream scenario for me: Klubot 6 innings, Miller next 2, Allen last 1. We win by whatever amount, I don't care if it's just 1, as long as we WIN IT ALL!",No Wild Ride Shaw appearance? +"It could still work in atmosphere as jet engine on steroids, without need to carry propellant.",He specifically asked about space propulsion. +"For $110, I would get Food Chain Magnate. My wife bought it for me, and I think the gameplay is worth it.",Great game very harsh play though but would be a great addition to your collection +Did you learn that play from MGoBlog?,People learned that in MGoBlog? +"malf actually is how supports need to be in this game. no healbot but someone that can have a massive role in the outcome of the game. blink into silence into ice-block, if you dish out that move and your team wins - thats the playmaker support everybody was crying for.",You forgot Auriel exists. +Felt pretty insane.,"Last time I took a shit in the toy aisle in Walmart, I had to outrun the cops... Such a rush." +Major League Soccer on Twitter: Sacramento City Council approves proposed stadium,Alternative headline: MLS promotes pyro despite banning fans from stadiums for using it again. +"This is the first time I've ever had my post on The_Donald get caught in a spam filter and not show up. This was what it was. (That being said, let's not let them divide and conquer. Just pointing it out)",Cause you said sp3z +You get $1 for each person you touch. How do you become rich?,Go downtown and start slapping tourists on the ass. +November 9th 2016,"The fucking Emperor Penguins of Antarctica showed up, son!" +"Police have identified the suspect in fatal shootings of 2 officers as Scott Michael Greene. (He's white and looks like the average Trump supporter, so expect The_KKK to pretend this never happened after crying crocodile tears)",Just another false flag to take away muh guns! +"Finally, Someone Found A Beneficiary Of Trump Charity, And It's An Antivaccine Organization",D'oh! +"He used the same tactics as mayor as he is as president. They called him The Punisher and Duterte Harry. He just killed criminals. That's the platform he ran on, and it's what he's doing. That's why people voted for him. Apparently nobody realized that being president entails a bit more than just shooting people.",Or maybe he just hasn't shot enough people yet. +Looks good to me from what I've read about it. I haven't watched the game-play feed since I've been at work.,"same, will have to check it out when i get home" +What about Bob?,Gill... +"repeating quests over and over is part of the shitty gamemode to get you out of safezones, youre gonna have to just deal with it",Nah +"What do you call a person that is racist towards white-people, corperations, for-profit organizations?",Salty ... +I third this request.,I fourth this request +Was thinking Thon Maker.,"No, he was the coach dad." +Kevin Sumlin's situation is a lot like Les Miles' from last year,"You've identified some similarities, but this is like saying a rhinocerous and a cockatoo are similar because they both have noses." +In Soviet Russia internet swears *on you*,epicluke it all. +"Anyone think they should add bots? With all the rage quitters in ranked, it's actually a issue but not one that I think can really be solved by the devs as it is entirely on the player who chooses to leave. If they added bots like in CS:GO that we can control, maybe that would solve the problem?",Maybe in casual but not in ranked. +"Skateboarding, that rock-n-roll music, and marijuana cigarettes....*reefers*","She was living in a single room with three other individuals One of them was a male, and the other two Well, the other two were females..." +Do you guys think they will be able to perform to their capabilities while high on marijuana? I see kids tripping over dandelions let alone playing in a stadium with thousands of people watching.,They wouldn't be smoking right before the game man. +If you put in 10k the lols get bigger by a factor of one 0 lool,better take out a loan for 100k so we can get more loool +"Request: Pus of man sfx I've come to the point where I'm unable to try on my own anymore. If anyone has access to the sound files of the game and could upload them to mega, I would be SO grateful.",I got you: *ahem* BLEAHARGHAPLSHHHHHHHHPLOSH +"Yep, I followed the instructions exactly. The ride I took was in Colombia, but there was nothing in the fine print that said it had to be in the US.",Pretty sure I read somewhere that it was for US only. +Phone: Samsung galaxy s4 Android: 5.0.1 Sync: 12.0.1,Update your app and see if it still behaves like that +He's a piece of shit pedophile defender.,"Jesus Christ, he said he opposes mandatory minimums as a general rule so now he's a pedophile defender?" +"People like you lead to hundreds of thousands of innocent dead people, and so many of them are children. No guilt, no remorse, so No shit you just laugh about it.",TIL snarky comments lead to dead children. +Hornet munching on a fly behind my restaurant,What's your restaurant? +Every Election Day I post this strip. GO VOTE.,But what if I don't want to vote. +Interesting. They fixed the problem that their rep claimed wasn't a problem. Funny how that works.,I guess when your customer base starts complaining and threatening to not purchase your equipment it *becomes* a problem right quick! +Saturday evening thread brought to you by caffeine,I keep forgetting that Monday is a holiday +"Also Posthistory habe ich jetzt nicht gestalkt, habs an der Tabelle auf dem Bildschirm erkannt: Donnerstag, Freitag, Samstag . . .",Das ist mir zu verpixelt :P Aber auch gut +That show was fake right? Like in the sense that they weren't actually bullies but actually just amateur MMA fighters competing in modified rules exhibition matches,.. never head about this? +Would you ask someone wearing a Hillary hat if they're wearing it ironically?,Obviously not because Hillary supporters are a prime example of open mined tolerant people +thank,Mr +What does this little golden plate with a star even do? Can someone explain?,It means you've posted something which appeals to people who are dumb enough to pay for reddit gold +Where do you see yourself after 10 shots of vodka?,In Soviet Russia +"You could switch to 99 at Bakersfield, and then come back towards the coast near Los Banos through Pacheco Pass, adds about 30 minutes to the trip, you don't have to go through Harris Farms or any of the other mega cow farms, and it's about 6% less awful than sitting on the 5 the whole way.",But that requires intentionally entering Bakersfield. +TIL Christopher Lee not only was a huge Tolkien fan as far back as when the books were written but he actively shaped his career so that he could play a wizard when the films are eventually made.,"If you didn't know, Sir Christopher Lee was an actual swordsman and he used his real fighting style when they choreographed his saber fights." +It was a Ryan/Romney coup attempt.,They're just going to lose twice and even harder but that was their choice. +He never said anything about an impartial investigator. Just a special prosecutor.,"Sorry lad, running a bit on fumes today and the right words escaped me." +Wow! that's a 0.00000000000000000000000000001% chance to get one! i'm so lucky! i'm pretty sure you shouldn't explain it that bad if you got 3 legendaries in 2 days.,"By your logic that's 1 in 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 (all your zero's after the decimal + 2 more) I know you don't mean it literally, but c'mon, that drop rate is ridiculous" +Who's the worst legendary now bitches,Inferno Dragon? +Good thing the dongle in my pants is 3.5mm.,Is that really something to brag about +"No, the title says the picture was taken 2 days after they got them, not that it was taken 2 days ago.","------E But.... Fine, I'll put my pitchfork away." +"Try the Telltale games, mainly The Wolf Among Us, The Walking Dead and Tales From The Borderlands, I reckon they'll be right up your alley.",played and loved all of them +MEN OF THE YEAR FOLKS-- THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE REVEALED THE EVIL THAT IS IN OUR NATION-- WHO WOULD DOWN VOTE THIS,Whole chunks of the government needs to be disinfected. +"...and this is the most important aspect of this debate. Science denial is a greater threat to the US than nearly anything else. If it weren't for science, we would all still be living in caves.","Don't you know, science is a liberal conspiracy, just like the MSM!" +People who are socially awkward how did you meet your partner?,Myspace +Bill Clinton Rages Against Donald Trump's Promise to 'Make America Great Again',Trump's platform is America isn't great now because a ~~black Democrat~~ Kenyan Muslim socialist is president +Ramos goal vs Sporting (1-0),"that was pulisic's goal, ramos just touched it last." +Nice right wing propaganda m8,OP is such a deplorable +I'm swiping right for this gem.,I don't even get this tho Like obviously you're not gonna get any matches this way either so what's the point So many dudes have profiles that show incredible contempt for women Please be interesting and able to talk about something other than reality TV o ok sure just for you! +"Social housing is a good way to control and maintain some socio-economic diversity in an area. Works on different scale. It even works in Manhattan, doesn't it? There's still some *poor* people living there... for now.",Can you explain what you mean by social housing? +I love how starks gets 43 percent post starks. You mean ty.,The hype is strong with this one. +Isn't he a puff away from a season long suspension?,Yes +Cyborg making the JJ & KK fight about her.,"UFC never should've hired Cyborg if she can't cut to 135, there literally isn't a 145 division (and probably won't be until long after she retires) so I don't know what they expected" +"They've got your license plate, they'll be knocking on your door in no time and that's much worse than a speeding ticket.",Zero fucks. +Have you tried using OpenMW ? The vanilla engine isn't very optimized even if you have decent hardware.,"OpenMW has some problems with optimization too, to be honest." +[](/roseintrigued),[](/weasel) +"Oh sorry if I wasn't clear, I'm not in college yet. I'm still in high school and just want a part-time job to keep myself busy cause I don't get challenged by my schoolwork.","Ouch, that makes it even worse I imagine." +Hours* lel. Something like that takes more like days* worth of time.,"It's usually on the scale of weeks or months, tbh." +Except for cheerios. Always buy that name brand because every off brand I've ever tried tastes like stale cardboard as opposed to just regular cardboard.,*honey nut or bust* +It's this a gamer grate again?,Make America Gamergate Again! +ARE YOU THREATENING ME?,MICHAEL BLUTH IS THREATENING ME! +"Why does the Friede bonfire exist after the boss fight? Seriously, there is one just before the fight, why does this one also appear?",probably because most areas of this game were made separate from eachother +Most of them were red boot lickers and they harassed anarchists. Not really sure why they are comrades.,I always thought most mods were anarchists +Is this a querfront?,What seems off? +Trump refuses to face reality about Russia,Trump refuses to face reality about _______ +I hope you have a nice day away!,Thanks. +"Yeah, everybody is fucking sick of this shit. But sadly there is no easy fix to this. You can't ban trucks. Nor can you keep every potential terrorist from the entire continent of Europe. Nor can you identify every nutjob before they do something crazy. We all wish there was an easy solution...","shh we're going for the 'brave, world weary and cynical' angle here no need for you to spoil it" +You're a racist,Sick comeback bro. +"That's ludicrous on multiple levels. The 2nd is held to be an individual right by, what, a one-vote majority on the SCOTUS? Two? I can't remember off the top. Just because you can't make a serious, heinous societal problem go away doesn't mean you shouldn't mitigate it. Gun control does not mean a firearms ban.","I'm all for better regulation for firearms, but in a country as large as America it is nearly impossible to pass and enforce laws that will be applicable and enforceable everywhere." +I wish my prediction about the game being dead in 2-3 months on PC is wrong.,"Me too buddy, im having way too much fun." +anyone who believes this needs to be arrested for indecent idiocy.,"Hey, it's *totally* plausible that third-party presidential candidates could get eighteen percent of the vote nationwide this year!" +Do you shit posters?,Better than posting shitters +"I would cut the Mechanicals for sure. And the fairies. And the Athenians. Basically I would just do one of the stabby plays instead. (But seriously, if circumstance reduced me to a state where I had no choice but to direct Dream, I imagine I would keep the play within a play. To prune it out would create difficulties with the rest of the text that are, I suspect, insuperable - if the Mechanicals aren't rehearsing then there's no reason for Bottom to be there, which means the Oberon/Titania plotline doesn't work, which means there's no reason for Oberon and Puck to be poncing about with the magic flower juice, which means the whole plot is just a bunch of posh kids wandering around in a forest not doing very much. If you really can't stand the play within a play - and I sympathise, because I fucking can't - then you could always find a way to skip over the performance at the end or abridge the hell out of it. But I don't see how you can kill the storyline altogether.)","For some reason, I have this image of you as Gandalf saying,No, Gimli, I would not direct Midsummer unless I had no other choice." +This is actually pretty brave stuff. There are about 20 dancers waiting for every spot on the Rockettes.,"If they fire her, I think there would be a monster boycott of the Rockettes." +I don't think that word means what she thinks it means.,I'm screaming both internally AND externally. +GLUE,"It's funny because people say it after the turn starts, by that time the lure accuracy has already been calculated." +That's what I've been hearing which is why I asked. I understand it'll cost our first round pick,Worth it. +What works? You tell me! Please hit thanks!,Buy beer +Wouldn't that be a titan though?,What do you think the name *Titanic* means? +"I honestly don't get this. I played competitive sports for 12 years and now regularly hit the gym for some sort of exercise at least 3 times a week. Never once in my life have I stepped away from a workout feeling great. I've breathed sighs of relief and have been stoked that it was finally over, but these stories of runner's highs and post-workout highs are nothing I have ever experienced. I call bullshit anytime I hear it, but maybe that's just me.",That's just you +You are missing the entire point of this community. Please go reexamine the definition of the word 'empathy'.,I think there are so many of us here now that we keep popping up on the front page and most outsiders have no idea what this space means to us. +How do you spend your free time?,Playing League of Legends +What about Glenn with no head?,too soon ;( +"Road Hog XL, Road Hog Carbonated, Snakeskin, Distortion, Certified Breakout Vice Keys, Crates, Dominous GT, Offers.",Pink Rat rods for the distortion skin? +Guy in the dark car had seen a suspicious minivan...,Dark car and minivan saw a suspicious girl... +This guy gets it,Oklahoma +"Good: good construction, good materials. Flexible minimalist esthetic. Bad: price will turn off most. Sizing is difficult for some because they have such a dramatic shape. Conclusion: they don't come in half sizes after 44.5 so fuck em.",Good conclusion +Anyone else get Delete this on your Chrome tab when it is opened to the_Donald? I took a screenshot then changed to Front and it doesn't say that. What the F?? I don't know how to post pictures on here? But I have it.,"Yep, I'm seeing it too." +Would you agree the Universal Title is the top title in the company because it's on Raw.,"The WWE World Title is the top title (because of its lineage and history, not anything with booking)" +ESPN will debut a new NBA graphics package this season,"i kept waiting for mike breen to come on in that video, what a trip" +There's basically only three fan theories as far as I can tell 1. They were all dead the whole time 2. The events of the movie were a hallucination 3. They were dying the whole time and hallucinating the events of the movie,What's the fan theory for repo men? +Looking for a song from Atlanta It was in the club episode and it was that one that kept saying sprang. I looked online but couldn't find anything. Any help?,Darude - Sandstorm +CTR is confused. You are hired to support hillary not CNN Kindly do not distract from the MISSION,Clinton News Network. +"Oh, somebody said something I disagree with! They must be fundamentally damaged!",Who are you talking to? +TAS?,Yes +Romney the technocrat? No way.,Romney would have absolutely destroyed Clinton. +"Dear op, I'm sorry you had to deal with that. Don't feel bad though, what makes you different is what makes you unique. Sincerely, every other white male without their head up their ass.",As a white male I agree with this statement as well. +Nooby question hey all ive been short on funds to be p2p recently but have saved up the 16m needed to buy a bond. i'm pretty sure if i can become a member i can fund future bond purposes through slayer but im not sure how to do this initially. i guess the question is where do i go to a buy a bond?,GE +Captain America vs. Captain Falcon,FALCON NO +No.,*Freeze all motor functions* +The Main Thieves Who Took Those Lost US Factory Jobs? Robots - Donald Trump blames Mexico and China for stealing millions of jobs from the United States. He might want to bash the robots instead.,The Luddites were right all along! +What model years were cars?,The fit was a 2013 msrp of 18000 and the s40 is a 2011 msrp of 30000 +What are your stances in Cannabis?,Legalize. +*chants* I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN!,I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN! +"Knowing RM, It would be ninety percent butt.",I'd be okay with a season of butts +They do specify in the story that he didn't drink,Gotta specify the brand of water he drank to make it believable +3edgy5me,"r/futureschoolshooters oh yeah, that's right :'(" +wow thanks dude,your welcome +No scope with Console Commands,now thats a cross-repost +Not deep enough.,Were gonna make the hole 10 feet deeper folks! +That's why it's called dabbing champ.,I honestly think this video originated the concept of the arm fold action +"Or you'd be burnt at the stake for being a woman with knowledge and skilled at healing, which obviously means you're a witch.","the witch thing was more an aspect of later society, it's not actually medieval" +"If necessity is the mother of invention, than who's the father?",means +not a single mc40 in the building... and we're being asked why our bins haven't been capped... sigh sometimes this place really sucks.,"Our management is not enforcing the lockers at all - walked in this morning at 6:30 to no telxons, printers, or MC40s in any locker." +That's the goal? Go get your priorities checked you scumbag.,"This entire thread is scummy, actual comments saying that they hope for MSM coverage even without evidence just to put trump in a bad light." +Good for them,"It's like trying to remove sand from the beach, pointless." +pot? is that a Uphamism for toilet?,yes +Litigation is coming for people doing exactly this. Dude is likely going to regret it.,Source? +I think you take everything to literally. You understand my point so no need to clown.,How can I be a clown (and ridicule) when I take it literally +"This is not misaligned ASCII art, this can't be original",Having seen this many times I can confirm this is a thing. +"Reddit, what do you have planned this weekend?",Fucking nothing. +Each set has an individual timer. Your Malygos only affects your Classic pack timer and I believe the golden legendary pity timer is also separate from the normal legendary pity timer. Just bad luck!,"Ah, alright, thx for the info Why is gadgetzan such a bitch to me tho ;-;" +Kleptomaniac,Just a fancy word for thief. +"Idiot tries to pass off like she's farmer, gets called out by real farmer.","This has been posted before, but I'm not sure about it - the bullshit caller doesn't actually provide any proof so we can't be sure that s/he is telling the truth." +"But, Trump has the best sentences. You'll see his sentences. Wall. Best words. Sean Hannity. Sentences. Illegals. Sean. Hannity. Wall. Best sentences. Words best are sentences. Yuge sentences. Best yuge.",Bigly. +"Well, I mean, that was one family. There were plenty of nazis in that film, including Rolph(?) who was Austrian.",OMG spoilers brah! +"In this new world, now is the time to support fearless, independent journalism","If one word has summed up the Guardian over the last six years, and especially the last six months, it's fear." +This is amazing. I can't believe this kind of stuff doesn't happen more often (or that we don't hear about it more often).,"oh it does, ppl just tuck it deep deep down and dont tell reddit" +Was never aware of this til now. Just listening! Unbelievable how close to the original recordings these are so far.,"Ik, such a great tribute." +It's making her even more fat.,"This isn't how you pick up women, I don't care what that sub reddit told you." +"Well it hasnt happened yet, there's still one more race",Inb4 Rosberg 1990 Suzukas Hamilton at T1 in Abu Dhabi +Well he switched clubs so he's not a one club man.,He was sold he didn't really want to switch I don't think does the Mls count? +If there was a celebrity big brother season who would you want to see? I think Trump and Hillary would be entertaining,Social Media Mogul Frankie J. Grande +Internet Modem Lease 10.00 Extreme Internet 59.99 ------------------------------ $69.99 a month How much am I being ripped off?,whats your speed i pay 64.99 for 300mpbs a month +"Lmao I was just naming recent Super Bowl winners. Steelers, Colts, Cardinals, Patriots (w/o Tom Brady) also did fine.",Pats didn't make the playoffs and the other 3 lost in the division championship or worse. +I'm sure their emails are REALLY firstlast@gmail lol,"I'm sure you're REALLY not a CTR shill, too." +Do we still expect Trump to carry the popular vote anyway? CNN projected him as the winner on Wednesday even though he was behind by a few thousand and then took it away. There is no projection at the moment and he is behind by about 700k or .3%. I heard talk around T_D about the absentee voting counts still to come and likely being heavily in Trump's favour. IMO they would not project him the winner at that point if he was BEHIND unless they didn't see something like that coming. You think we will still win it?,Who cares? +ud be surprised at the amount of ppl who dont see shit even in higher elos e.g silver 1,Yes that's really high +Don't be so scared of different opinions.,"It wasn't an opinion though, devil's advocate" +Payet is seeming a bit selfish lately. Like to a fault.,They did talk in the pre match about controlling egos on our side... +"Nice collection. Is your date just running slow, or your other watches running fast!",I'd be willing to bet OP just set it wrong for this pic. +All we have to do is legalize and regulate the market for humans and that will take away their power!,If slavery is abolished only outlaws will have slaves. +"Chelsea look more in form than us, even with a difficult first half against Spurs. In fact, it makes it more impressive because they were outplayed for 35 minutes and still managed to win the game in the end.",More like spurs ran themselves ragged for 35mins and chelsea took advantage when they were tired. +Trump Campaign To Run Three Ads During World Series Game Seven ... DRINK WHEN YOU SEE THEM!,Change is definitely my most favorite political ad of all time. +I don't know a single person who would want a thinner phone over a few hours of extra battery life.,i hate it how cell phone companies fat shame their phones +"We just hit 250,000 Subscribers!",I think we should thank SkatinBrad2 for the milestone. +"In a statement or two, how do you accurately make humans sound terrifying to extraterrestrials?",The majority of us base our values on books written thousands of years ago by unknown authors. +"well, there is prepping for tomorrow to think about. Sure the morning will be warmer, but that will change quick.","I don't disagree, but in the short-term once traffic is like that there's not much you can do." +"Why there is no spell taunting? If you have a spell taunting on field, your opponent's fire ball is forced to hit it, your opponent's arcane missiles hit it all of them until it dies. I think this game needs spell taunting. It's kinda bad because there is no anti fire ball card except Reno or healing effect. There must be other way.",Angry chicken. +"If its a new account, you can log on to rs3 and setup as an ironman acc. You'll get a free bond on the 17th i believe and it will automatically give you the 14 days.",This. +"In Russia, many of the girls are amenable to anal sex.",Masochists +"Think that's a typo. If Jason wins, couldn't Morgan put up Justin?","If he wins the care package safety competition, then no she can't" +"Scratching my head, my beard, my face. I get dry skin and at times it itches bad and so I give it a small scratch which escalates to rabid scratching. People say it makes me look like a homeless person who hasn't had a bath in a while.... which is not entirely false.","I like to trim my beard so that it's just long enough to look like a shadow on my face but if I touch it it feels prickly on my hand and whenever I'm nervous I play with the stubbles, with social anxiety is ALWAYS." +"Question: has AMD ever launched a new chip as a FirePro card first before that chip arrived in a consumer Radeon card? Given that some rumors (mainly Fudzilla ones though, but they're not VideoCardz ones) have supposedly suggested that Vega 10 might be making an appearance in the professional market first, that has me thinking: has AMD *ever* released a new chip in a FirePro product first before it appeared in a consumer product? I'm inclined to believe never, and if that's actually the case, I wouldn't buy Vega making a supposed Radeon Pro appearance in November first before a Radeon RX appearance either.",I don't think they have for GCN but I have no idea about before that or how ATI released cards +What's something you know that would blow people's mind?,How to say please and thank you. +I'd vote for her 3 times in one night,just to test the system +How is he known inter lol. I would say his team wouldnt pick him if they know he is inter,"looking at the comments of other EU lcs players and high level EU players, i have seen them say that he is a known troll toxic player." +"When Trump gets elected, can we all work together to purge universities of their toxic leftist progressives?",Or have our own universities with hookers and blackjack +"Lol. More like, since the amnesty its solid blue forever, full steam ahead",Yes that's totally the entire reason +"i3 bottleneck? Will an i3 6100 bottleneck an rx 480? If so, will it bottleneck the 470 too?","No, it won't." +"Danielle wants to go straight to Vegas, most mothers would want to spend some time with their child 1st",That's what a babysitter is for +The Dark Horse of Featherweight....Doo Ho Choi,I remember seeing a post about this guy a while back... He looks so non threatening and calm but he's a killer! +Trump living rent-free inside their heads. We don't laugh with you because you're funny (you're not). We laugh at you because you're pathetic ass-hurt losers.,Who the fuck are these people? +"Yeah, I work until midnight on Saturdays, so am I supposed to always go to bed at 1? I mean, I almost always do anyway, but still.",Obviously Apple is telling you to quit your job. +An ideas ?,It's Austin Howard LT +Campers do,Facts +I genuinely love how terrible Spy Kids 3 is. Here's Sly Stallone arguing with alternate hologram version of himself.,I watched this shit like 10 times +She didn't have a message. She didn't talk about jobs enough. No. You just weren't listening.,"Saint Barnard don't listen, he preaches." +"Came here for some good gameplay and some reasonable discussion, but saw it was a GroundTrooper video and just downvoted.",Guess you're mad that I ran you over yesterday. +Did Twitter just pull #SpiritCooking from #1 Trending because it is literally destroying Crooked's campaign?,Twitter's with Satan. +"Just picked up 4 pin lock kegs. I'm entirely ignorant to the equipment necessary to set up what I'd like to be a two tap keg system, likely starting with picnic taps. Any recommendations for resources to read through?",Wait till black friday for deals on a freezer/mini fridge +"Move controllers with analog sticks? Do you think Sony will ever release it, or at least controllers with some sort of directional input? Seems like a missed opportunity to me. RE7 could be so much more immersive if you can move and still use your hands.","Even if the move controllers had sticks, resident evil wouldn't use them" +When you meet her parents vs when you hit it.,mmk regularly vs mmk watching Emily... +Instead of horizontal answers have you tried vertical answers to plus your rep?,"na m8, curved answers FTW!" +07 is at 83000,only 13k more subs for dank memes! +France.,I really admire that about France. +BREAKING: Hillary's entire Facebook feed mysteriously goes from its average 5-15k per post likes to 150k+ likes in AN HOUR,I suspect she has some angry donors +"Yeah, what a bitch. Jesus Christmas what has happened to the men in this country?",I wonder the same thing +Millions of disenfranchised voters could not care less about your fantasy football game.,Whoosh +#FAMOUS CELEBRITY PREGNANT! #SPORT STAR SPORTSES BETTER THAN EVER - SETS NEW RECORD! *Banknotes discriminate against the visually impaired* #NEW REALITY SHOW PREMIERING NEXT WEEK: SURVIVOR CATS,TRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMP. +"I think it's fair to say that this is a fail as a meme, used the wrong word and missed out what's left of a heap of radiated mess, 2/10 as the concept was good",Not to mention that those bombs were dropped in war and were partially in retaliation of a sneak attack committed by the Japanese at Pearl Harbor +It's a Computer policy.,Use loopback mode. +Microsoft Says Russian DNC Hackers Are Targeting Windows Users,More like Microshill am I right? +"there's one cm about furniture being secured, and it starts off with a kid running around, breaking a vase, knocking over a bookcase, and saying oopsy like OOPSY MY ASS.",Hilarious! +"Sonny Dykes reportedly interviewed for Baylor job, spotted in Houston",BEAR RAID NEVER DIES. +"I don't know, that's why I don't work at ESRB. I am not a parent, neither have I considered raising children as of now, but if I did? I wouldn't keep violent content or sexual content from them. At around the age of 15 and 16 I feel like they will find out about gore and sex with my permission or without, before that? I really can't tell.",Neither am I. And I think most kids know what sex & gore is when their about 11 +No. If they get divorced its your fault and you need to cover the alimony,Note to self: check state alimony laws before wearing white to a wedding. +Ghosts are posting on reddit now!?,"No, no, he's a resurrected *kaiju*." +"Politicians are liars. In other news, water is wet.",3edgy5me +Knowing the credibility of the modern Washington post the source is probably a 19 year old basement dweller that spoofed a phone number.,Sure. +There's a stereotype that France always surrender,People seem to forget how Napoleon took over most of Europe. +Chris Metzen is retiring,rip next expansions hype no expansion can be hyped without that voice. +I've never seen a cat sit like this before.,"Well, this looks oddly disturbing." +JUST NO WORDS....,Someone tell this guy saying just no words is words +"My life is complete! I finally got a Gohan, woo.",He'll make you a mean can of ravioli +"77 is way too much anyway to not spend elder kais. I'm rank 260 and at that rank there are very hardcore players. I was not in the hardest group ( top 3 only went around 50-40 millions) and got 10 medals with something like 28 million points So no, unless you want to wait a year to max him that's not really possible.",Nothing is impossible unless you make it out to be A circle can have 3 sides! +Comparing GLB to JP is comparing apples to oranges.,Well oranges have high Vitamic C while Apples are great for keeping your pet worm +Hes Beautiful,"Friezypop: What are you, gay?" +"Yeah, she's a lying hoaxer. Definitely more of a Hillary supporter.",Lol because Trump and his supporters never lie or make hoaxes. +"Doesn't change the fact you're an asshole for wanting someone to get cancer. You're a piece of shit, dude.","Keep destroying the planet, you stand up guy!" +have you ever been to Russia ?,I think that have just watch Eastern Promises. +"New to the german tree, need some tips. So how it says in my title I pretty much just started to play the german planes after a long life with the Soviet planes. Bf's are lots of fun all of them, and currently I am researching the attackers tree (Do 217, Me 410 etc). One tree I haven't touched is the one with the Ju's 87. How are the planes there, is it worth grinding for them? Thank you.",I'd do the FW 190's before that. +Woman Masturbating on Subway In Front Of Uncomfortable Man,I love watching him trying to decide if this is a good thing or a bad thing. +So we are going to draw conclusions from two people we really can't trust. You are saying Trump is a hollow sheep that will do whatever the senate says and he will act like Dick Cheney because Mike Pence said. At this point what you seem to be trying is forcing yourself into a certain mentality that makes no sense. If you actually knew Trump and listened to him you would soon realize that he is one of the smartest people you will ever meet. I will not lie I was once a Bernie supporter but I was shown what Trump would do for this country and I was baffled.,"Please, tell me all about how you know Trump." +"You're already using raw input, I suppose?",Yup :( +"Cowboys fans: In retrospect, if the browns had offered the 2nd overall pick(Wentz) for your 4th Overall(Zeke) and 2nd rounder, would you take it?",Not in retrospect +dallas cuckboys: 3-1 Eagles: 3-1,4-1 *sip* +"Hmmm, I don't know then. Are you on android or iOS?",iOS +"Interested in the nf-a14 pwm's, are they still for sale?","They are gone, sorry" +I think Mariota would appreciate the hell out of him.,This is the dankest timeline +I mean I wouldn't say it is ugly. Maybe more like it's fresh out of the cold war era.,nah id say cold war era liveries would be the old caac livery or air koryo or the old aeroflot livery +Next Operation is comming soon!,I predict a new operation before the end of the year. +Yea take a look at my reply above and my comment will make sense. Hope everything worked out for ya mang,We're u at SP? +What chain restaurant has the best fries ?,McDonalds. +That illegal screen brings back memories,Yee +Then you punish the others if they try to do so. You're the parent. Make it clear that kind of behaviour won't be tolerated AT ALL.,They're adults except for one. +I haven't dealt with that yet. If the dollar is devalued we're all phucked.,but it will help exports! +"I don't play competitive because I just like having fun. I mean, I'm sure I could get into a decent rank in competitive, but I just don't like it because once you go competitive, the objective is no longer have fun and is now win at any and all costs.",Same +"Adderall How much do people at your law school use it? I know at mine it's widely used, sold, etc. I didn't know many people in undergrad that used it, and was kind of surprised at the amount of people using it in law school.",It's harder to find people that don't do it. +Imagine being inside a cramped LRT train and centimeters from your face there's this couple pecking like there's no tomorrow. Guy would hold the lady in the general ass area and the lady audibly said Pakagat nga. Cringy af. Dunno how some people have no limits on their PDA.,sinabihan mo sana ng 'ako din' +"no, but what you can do is not tell anyone, then say oh no those laxatives were for me, i was having a problem pooping. Unfortunately dipshit stole my food. No need to actually become constipated and cause yourself to go through that discomfort, they aren't gonna check ya asshole.",I'm gonna need to check inside yo asshole. +I wonder how TV shows and movies find these perfect condition unicorns like that Tercel wagon.,Obviously CG +I used to work sales in a computer store. People seem to think that USB can magically do everything.,"Well yeah, it's universal, dummy." +"How to balance freeze: fixed duration, higher level = escape .1 second faster Not sure about this card though","Yep I've actually posted this same idea on here before about freeze, I didn't mention .1 second faster but otherwise exact same idea." +"Oh wikipedia is way too formal for most of the patterns. I look at the code examples given instead. Essentially you have a `ThingInterface` that accepts `VisitorInterface`. A place takes the visitor, and gives the reins over to the Visitor. The visitor then performs whatever it wants and the specifics of are in a concrete implementation of the interface. Consider your Actor, it could have a series of something along the lines of public void RegisterAbility(*AbilityObject ao) { myAbilities[ao.GetID()] = ao } public void OnPressX() { myAbilities[UserAbilityPreference.get(XButton)].perform(this) } While your ability looks something like this: interface AbilityObjectInterface { virtual void perform(*PlayerObject) //Implement what actually happens. virtual UString GetID() //Returns the Unique Name of the ability. } Or however you want to go about it.","i somewhat get it now thanks, im doing things in blueprints though but its the same idea" +"I entered the stall directly after a weighlifter at the gym and there was shit all over the seat. I turned to him and said Dude! He looked back and said: Protein Shakes, Bro. So there you go.",I don't think those make you shit on the seat. +Which Gen VII Pokemon could you see in the Smash Bros series? I would love to see Incineroar or Mimikyu in the game- I think they would fit in nicely! What do you think?,crabrawler. +Super Sexy,Obviously. +"I lied, not done for the month. Just bought a mini set of Queen Latifah Queen and Queen of Hearts. NOW I'm done.",Ooh please review/mini- review! +That's just so sad.,It's his fault for wishing the star comes close enough to touch. +Who is Elon Musk?,The most interesting man in the world. +ang ulo ng ano?,Just the tip... +"Think of some recent news story that people were furious about, are people ever right to be hot about something they did not participate in? Doesnt matter",I'd say this dude was pretty hot when all was said and done +BREAKING REVELATIONS !!!! FBI NOW PUSHING FOR INDICTMENT of Hillary Rodham Clinton from all directions!!,I can't tell if she's that bad at reading the prompter or she was personally pained at the content. +Kendrick's verse on on birds,Hello my natHans +I'd actually enjoy doing that.,Yeah I think it would fit really well +Made a random list of how I look at trainer levels,Below 25 - noob 25-29 - regular player 30+ - obviously a spoofed mcnolifer who's only goal is to keep me from holding down gyms with their army of totally legit Dragonites +Nestle Outbids Small Ontario Town to Purchase Water Source,They are at the top of the EVIL corporations list. +"Not a Trump supporter, but an I told you so is not rooting for terrorism.","If it were limited to I told you so you'd be right, but there's a lot more in it than that." +Mario Party. I win by stealing all their god damn stars in the last god damn round gOD FUCKING DAMMIT! Sorry. Still salty.,Too soon +"The phrase is, Correlation does not *necessarily imply* causation. The popularity of the phrase with pseudo-intellectuals has been perverted them into thinking that if statistics correlate, they cannot be causal, which is false.",That is a Greek fallacy +When a male gymnastic coach tries uneven bars.,"Wow, I didn't know Bruce Jenner returned to the Olympics" +Retired,Well technically I think he said he was taking a year off and then reevaluating. +The Andrews Sisters - Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy (1941),Bette Middler released a cover version in 1972. +"R/HillaryClinton HAS A WHOPPING 1 POST PER 10 MINS. WHILE HERE WE ARE PUMPING OUT MORE THAT 60 POSTS A MINUTE. I AM DEAD SERIOUS. SO MUCH ENERGY, WE CAN POWER THIS GREAT NATION BY POSTS ALONE.",0.458333333 +"One point worthy of consideration is that with the exception of the starfarer, most of the ships in-game right now are intended to feel more like WW2 aircraft. The Connie and Retaliator have turrets on them, but these are not intended to be the ship's main guns. Much like the turrets on a WW2 bomber or heavy fighter, these turrets are intended to force attacking aircraft to break off from their attack runs. Rather than getting a full pass at the connie/tali, the enemy fighter would have to settle for pecking at their target in short bursts. The turrets aren't really there to score kills - but more preserve the host ship itself. In short - the forward facing guns of the connie are intended to be it's primary armament, and are meant to be used offensively. However, the turrets are intended to be secondary armaments, used defensively. Larger vessels such as the Polaris will definitely use their turrets as their main guns, and will behave quite differently to the Constellation... But the connie is still agile enough to bring forward-facing, non-turret guns to bear on most targets, so that is what RSI has gone for in it's design...",Oh that's definitely their intended role...thing is much like defensive turrets in WWII they're largely useless and don't work as intended +"Bengi My Nidalee pick was kind of accident In post-game OGN Interview : Caster Jun : Bengi, that nid pick! What Was That! Bengi : It's...It was because kkoma's marvelous pick and ban. hmm. Can I do not say more about this? Casters : (giving pressure to bengi) Bengi : Coach Kkoma apologized to team just after Pick & Ban at my nidalee game, Coach said Sorry team, nidalee is open I think Kkoma got nervous (by gorilla's MF pick) and made ban mistake. Although We set P&B one day before match and I was not intended to play nidalee...But Peanut is PREEETY good nidalee so we can't give him that champ, so I had to pick him. I didn't practiced nidalee much; we always ban nid at purple side. But, nid is basically good champion so I decided to do and It went well with a bit of luck. TL;DR : bengi's nid was not intended and prepared pick. It's because Kkoma messed up P&B by banning Miss Fortune.",Kkoma decided to flip the jungle. +Stuff like this actually makes me want to give up on skincare. I can't even let the morning sun hit my face without worrying about aging and sun damage? Fuck it. I have a life to live.,Just put on sunscreen before you go to bed! +TBH I'm actually kind of scared of people flinging homophobia as a point against Elincia if that match happens.,Then counter that with Valtome being a senator +25i is trash.,"if it's bitter, it's a spitter" +What is something cool and useful I might want for christmas?,A dildo. +"If you had to pick one person to become the God-Emperor of our planet and rule the Earth as a benevolent dictator, who would you entrust it to?",Myself. +I hope Until Dawn goes on sale in one of this year's Sales Of The Dead,Why did you feel the need to post this again +Why? Just why? How did that come about?,Being high from dope makes you feel so one with nature! +They've all lost their goddamn minds.,Those strokes are taking their toll +"Lol, sure",Trump has been speaking out against NATO since the 80s. +Excavations layout got reworked. Now with less cancer :) Run a circle and clear all the rooms to the left and right. Usually you miss one but still get a sub 30 clear. ez,Yeah I didn't find Excavations as bad anymore and having 3 bosses is pretty neat :3 +I have the Darlington right side door panel with the Darlington stripe. It is my prized racing possession.,Of which car? +That sounds fun as hell,Blaze brotha +Probably have to make room on the roster for a new LB or 2?,"He wasn't on the active 53, so he hadn't even been taking a roster spot" +"Pah. See, back in my day, we didn't have these FALSE walls. We had honest, all-American, God-fearing, hard-working, beer-drinking, American, truck-driving, HONEST walls. But now with the immigration and Jimmy Carter running his yapper, we got these false walls taking the jobs of those honest, family walls. Build an honest wall and we'll keep these false walls out. OBAMA!","We're gonna build a false wall to keep these wires out, and we're gonna Make them pay for it!" +Donald Trump's Child Rape Accuser Canceled Her Press Conference Due to Death Threats,"So, if someone hits her, Trump pays the lawyer bills?" +TIFU by bringing Trump up in front of my daughter(Dont want to start a political argument. I just thought it was funny),Construir la pared! +"You wont need the big 3 unless you get an amp running more than about 500 watts (rms). 500 sounds like a lot of watts, but car audio is a different animal home stereos.","My basic Pioneer head unit sounds significantly better after the upgrade of alternator to battery, much more bass response; your mileage may vary." +"You're the Subhuman One, Donald - Jonathan Allen: So, last I checked did Donald ever call anybody subhuman? MSM cucks",He called ISIS barbarians but that's all I can think of. +Don't forget to then scream : SO FUCK OFF!!!,FUCKIN A-HOLES! +"That makes a lot more sense to me as well. Or, you know, a /entitydata that works with players.","As much as we want it, it's probably not gonna happen due to complications with UUIDs." +Very.,Indeed. +Ayybleton,I just switched from FL a couple days ago. +Update is live Rstart xbox for update that is all..,I did a hard restart of Xbox One and no update available +How many missed calls were there?,A fair few for both teams they decided not to call anything. +"You gonna look out for me, Sergeant Carver?",:'( +Uriah Hall absolutely obliterates Gegard Mousasi,"guy's a highlight reel, giving or receiving." +"Ohhh you mean like how Draymond said the Cavs sucked so the Cavs beat them the following year? Okay cool, I got it. Thanks",Funny thing is you sound more mad than people from Cleveland +The word POTUS has been ruined for me by Jonah from Veep This is gonna cause a total potal meltdown.,Scandal ruined the word OPTICS. +"Nice the sudden love for Aussies paid off for Microsoft, this slim console is doing Microsoft great too",Scorpio will do great as well if it follows the same design philosophy. +"But, Clinton emails. Trump admitting sexual assault. Clinton emails. Trump charity fraud. Clinton emails. Trump calls for nuclear proliferation. Clinton emails. Trump calls for national stop and frisk. Clinton emails. Trump violates trade embargo with Cuba. Clinton emails. Trump sued over Trump University fraud. Clinton emails. Trump accused of bribing DA in IRS case. Clinton emails. Trump doesn't pay taxes for 20 years. Clinton emails. Trump employs campaign manager accused of being involved in illegal corruption with Russia. Clinton emails. Trump calls for ban of an entire religion from entering US. Clinton emails. Trump lied about support for Iraq War over and over in debate. Clinton emails. Trump cased dismissed by accuser to re-file b/c of new witness in child rape case. Clinton emails. Trump unaware of Russia's Crimea occupation. Clinton emails. Trump unaware of situation in Syria. Clinton emails. Trump penalized for racist housing discrimination. Clinton emails. Trump files for bankrupcy 6 times. Clinton emails. Trump goes 0-3 in debates by showing scant knowledge of world politics. Clinton emails. Trump slams people for being POWs. (prisoners of war) Clinton emails. Trump calls Mexicans rapists. Clinton emails. Trump questions judge's integrity because of parent's heritage. Clinton emails. Trump deletes emails involved in casino scandal. Clinton emails. Trump has over 10 assault victims and witnesses come forward with allegations of abuse. Clinton emails. Trump attacks former Miss Universe for being overweight. Clinton emails. Trump tweets about sex tapes at 3am. Clinton emails. Trump says he will try US citizens accused of terrorism at Gitmo. Clinton emails. Trump calls for more extreme forms of torture to be used. Clinton emails. Trump asks why we can't use our nukes if we have them. Clinton emails. Trump calls for offensive bombing attack on sovereign nations because someone gives the middle finger. Clinton emails. Trump calls to kill women and children of suspected terrorists. Clinton emails. Trump says women should be punished for having abortions. Clinton emails. Trump makes fun of disabled people. Clinton emails. Trump calls for end of freedom of the press. Clinton emails. Trump calls global warming a Chinese hoax. Clinton emails. Trump praises Putin and Kim Jong Un's strong leadership. Clinton emails. Trump openly admits to not paying his contractors during debate. Clinton emails. Trump openly admits not apologizing to wife in debate about Access Hollywood tape. Clinton emails. Trump calls Obama an illegitimate non-citizen hundreds of times over 7 years. Clinton emails. Trump uses campaign donations to enrich his own businesses. Clinton emails. Trump says Ted Cruz father involved in JFK assassination. Clinton emails. Trump says laziness is an inherent trait in black people. Clinton emails. Did we miss anything? Gee who should I vote for? Trump seems to have negatives, but Clinton gets incessant negative press (which all stems from one thing, that not illegal when she had it, no charges were filed, and it wouldn't even be a blip on the radar for Trump if it was him that did it when you compare it to his other scandals). NOTE: This was copied and pasted from a comment by user Lennon Jones on HuffingtonPost",Yeah but there is something about the emails that I don't quite understand and I can't prove that makes none of what Trump has done matter. +"Trump invited Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte to the white house. You know him, the guy who says he will kill 3 million drug users and compares himself to Hitler.",The war on drugs didn't work because it wasn't literally a war. +Too little too late. The media has already given Billions of Dollars in free publicity to Turmp. They too (the media) along with the republican party and others had a hand in creating this monster.,Yeah but at the same time they were all rigged against him. +"The winter of 2014-15 was actually pretty harsh for Dallas. It snowed like 3 or 4 times, and got into the teens a couple nights.","Yeah I remember that, I broke a couple cheap plastic ice scrapers that year." +Emphasis on shit,Eagles fans roastin ma fuckas err day +"I'm getting a bit wary of all these sites that say 'just give us your date of birth!', 'just give us your name! And we'll tell you all this cool info!' I'm pretty sure there's one organisation behind it all hoarding all these little bits of data into one database. Either that or I'm paranoid","If you think a web developer could get away with that, then you're being paranoid." +"Yes, my direct quote from you is nothing but a straw man. I quiver before your towering intellectual might. I'm so obviously incorrect. Your direct words are absolutely not enough to suss out what you actually mean to say.",Why don't you stop being so obtuse and say what you want to say rather than hiding it? +Tracking Sensor Resolution? Do we have any information about resolution fo the tracking sensor (camera)?,1080p 60hz low persistence global refresh CCD +86? 108? NO FUCKIN PROBLEM WOO!,"he's ended 194 years of collective misery, change the hall of fame to the hall of theo" +Doesn't compare to my 5 Gorgonic Ghouls.,Would you trade your Synchro Gorgonic Ghoul for my Fusion Gorgonic Ghoul? +Except that Vader made quips before Apology accepted Captain Needa,"That wasn't a pun, and it came off more as seething than taunting." +"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! It's worse than i imagined. Thanks though, this is exactly what i was looking for.",Quite welcome. +"Cuba's Fidel Castro, former president, dies aged 90",About time +This made/makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside,Look how quickly Cam jumps out there to congratulate him. +Who?,Mike Jones +"This makes total sense. Trump was in Moscow for the Miss. Universe pageant so Putin probably sent him some whores, possibly underage and video taped it. It's actually a classic KGB move.","Thanks to our sub, Putin knew Trump was a member of NAMBLA." +Oh god...these are the same people that waved their buggy whips and shouted at young whipper snappers when the car was invented.,"I imagine a coven of vampires, trolling humanity over the eons." +"Nah honestly, it wouldnt be worth my time. I've got my own classes to study for.",You clearly have different priorities to me +It is racist to teach white children that they should feel guilty for the actions of their ancestors. We are all equally guilty but it seems it's more enforced in white countries,Why you goddamn antisemitic bastard! +"I mean, AIPAC is completely against the constitution, yet no one does anything to stop it...",Why you goddamn antisemitic bastard! +There's so much disinformation and back-and-forth now. I'm a well-read and conscious news-consumer and I am so in the weeds about who is not trying to bend the narrative one way or another that I'm close to giving the up. And I'm guessing that's what they want.,"Rock a bye baby, go to sleep..." +99% of united states dont know they are giving their tax to the worlds biggest terrorist organization.,Why you goddamn antisemitic bastard! +"VOAT: The Five Dancing Israelis, New York, September 11, 2001, our purpose was to document the event, Israel was involved in 911 and the Mossad & FBI admit it - No mystery at all, just a massive coverup :(",This is antisemitic goddammit! +Israel's Young Conscientious Objectors - Jewish voices for peace with Palestine,This post is goddamn antisemitic! +How is it censored?,"It's the first word in the title, duh..." +"Jews and Arabs are both genetically semitic races. Then again, many 'Jews' are genetically European, which makes them ineligible to be part of the 'Chosen Race' in Israel.",Why you goddamn antisemitic bastard! +"What golden heroes do you have / still need? I just recently got my fourth: paladin, and wondering where y'all are in this glorious community.","Have: None Need: Priest, rogue, paladin, shaman, warlock, warrior, hunter, druid, mage." +"Oh, fair enough, I just gave my impressions from the videos. I never played Endless Space, only Endless Legend.",The cravers are a cousin of the necrophage with cybernetic enhancements. +"Yes, but Teemo is already limited by either stealthing in brush and being able to move or stealthing in place. If anything it'll just be more annoying never knowing where he is cause he can just sit still and you'll NEVER know he's there.",Sweeper will still give an outline of the champs as it does now unless rito changed it. +"Claude Giroux keeps his point streak, it's at 10 games. Which is the longest of his career.","He's just lucky, everyone knows he has been declining." +David Pastranak,idk but theyd prolly trade the good players they get out of the trade too +"My favorite lie is Ultra. It's not really just one lie. It's a campaign of lies, probably more widespread and deep-routed than any in history, all leading to one collossal lie: Hiding the fact that the Allies broke the Enigma cipher. And, later, the Japanese Purple cipher, and the German Lorenz cipher, and the Italian C-38 cypher. Basically, the Allies had blown every code the Axis used out of the water, thanks to the work of the Polish Cipher Bureau, and the Bletchley Park mathematicians including Alan Turing, and the American Signal Intelligence Service. The collective intelligence from all these broken codes was called Ultra. But what do you do when your code gets broken? You make a new, harder one. The allies couldn't let that happen, they couldn't let the axis know that their codes were broken. So how do you use data from a broken code without revealing that the code is broken? You lie. If they wanted to take out an Axis supply ship after finding it through Ultra, they didn't just do that. They had a spy plane fly over where they knew the ship would be, then they sunk it. So the crew are all like oh shit we got spotted. They also had to hide the broken codes from their own soldiers, lest they be revealed under careless talk. So they sent out other spy planes knowing nothing would be found, so crews wouldn't wonder how mission found an enemy every time. They would never attack until they had a cover story. Men undoubtedly died, by attacks the government knew were coming, because they would not compromise Ultra. One of the few times they were forced to sink ships immediately, they covered it by sending a message in a code they knew the Germans had broken, to a spy in Naples, congratulating him of his success. The spy didn't exist, but the Germans intercepted the message and assumed everything was still good with Enigma. The best part is, they didn't even reveal Ultra after the war. They saw to it that the Enigma machines were sold to potential enemies in the Third World, who continued to use the broken codes for years. Ultra wasn't revealed in its full extent until 1974, 29 years after the war. Never has a secret of such massive importance been so well kept for so long.","As Churchill said: In wartime, truth is so precious that she should always be attended by a bodyguard of lies." +Iceland? Really? The discount grocery store is only open from 11 am to 6 pm.,"The fact that store hours doesn't limit actual hours worked since cleanup and setup is work notwithstanding, the plural of anecdote is not data." +"Sorry, I was talking about when Draymond ran over Liggins","Alright, I was doubting about that being what you were referring to since it's referenced in the beginning of this comment thread" +"Modi's Looking to Buy the Indian Army 185,000 Deadly Assault Rifles","that amount of many can be used to help the poor of our country,this is waste of money why buy assault rifles when we can end our disputes by sharing kambal." +"The difference between an off-meta pick and an off-role pick Recently there has been a post here, about a Support Singed who is threathened to be banned by Riot just for playing exactly that... Singed Support. I am sure, we can all agree that nobody should be banned for playing champions that he likes, even though they are not meta right now, correct? And still the thread is filled with people arguing that they can understand if he get's banned. I am one of them and here is why: I am completly fine with people playing off-meta picks. If you wanna play only lee sin support, go for it. If you play enough you will eventually get matched with people who may be playing stronger champs, but not using their full power, making your lee sin support have the same power level than their meta support. That is completly fine and nobody should be banned for that in my opinion. Here is the thing though: That guy is not playing Singed Support. He is not supporting his adc. He doesn't buy wards, he doesn't help his adc scale into lategame. he doesn't make sure that his adc has a chance to play his game properly. And i am not denieng that roaming and invading the enemy jungler can not be very helpful to your team, but at this point you are not palying support. You are playing Counterjungler-Roamer. And that is fine. If your Team agrees to that. If you go into Draft pick though and choose to queu for support you don't queu for Counter-jungler-Roamer. If someone queues top and then picks and goes down botlane, you wouldn't argue that he is just playing off-meta picks. He is not playing the meta at all. And again: that is fine IF 1. Your team agrees 2. You are playing a gamemode that isn't based on Top-Jgl-Mid-Adc-Sup-Meta. If you choose Draft pick, you agree to play the meta. And if you are clearly not doing that, you may be ruiing the game for your team, and therefore may be banned for it.",Why make a new post and not just reply in the comments of the original post? +"The problem is all technology before was automation of physical labor or VERY simple thinking labor. Now we are starting to get into higher levels of thinking, or offsetting that cost to the customer (self-checkout machines). Humans are good at being adaptable, but an adaptable robot will quickly evolve to become cheaper than humans. What then?",Yeah the development of complex computing algorithms never surpassed human ability and certainly didn't do so long before now or we'd have NO jobs. +Do Baniyas own wineshops?,Not sure. +the ballistae take 4 hit to break hit it thrice and you can destroy it on demand,So smart. +how I feel about A16,*and I am here worrying about finals +I'm guessing 20.,22 +yeah it's pretty moronic,Yeah it's pretty ludicrous +"Never heard of this before, do you mean taking both herbals and probiotics at the same time? That's what I'm trying now.","Yeah, VSL#3 also recommends a regimen along such lines." +tbh i'm pretty new to the scene so i only know San Holo and Zedd from the saturday lineup. I'm planning on listening to a whole bunch of artists tho!,"If you go Friday, don't miss: RL Grime, Baauer, Seven Lions, REZZ" +"100% fan votes make sense, until you factor in the international markets. When the entire country of Turkey (or some dedicated hackers from Turkey) decide Zaza Pachulia should make the all-star game, the fan vote won't line up with what US viewers want to see. The all-star game is ultimately a TV show, the goal is high ratings.",A. Zaza is from Georgia not Turkey B. Then fans from Georiga will be watching to see Zaza +Among true fans Skate 2 clearly is considered the best but Skate 3 gained the most popularity due to youtubers showing it off.,PFFFT SKATE 1 m8 +"Spelling is not on point, Blizzard.",When you get a flask from the Spirit Cauldron you get a Sprit flask....da fuq is a sprit? +I doubt you'd get anything because you're just making a strawman,"Liberals never call things and people racist when they aren't racist, amirite." +What?,Its the urn that activates the whispering. +N'Zonzi against Dinamo Zagreb,N'Xavi +Skeletor says Wat,wat +BMW driver decides to skip the queue.,They were just zipper merging! +Something tells me he would love Germany.,Or not because we speak actual German. +Get a salary job,Adobt a dog +i mean if the works for you but wouldnt it be smarter to use the bow on the horde and the haymaker on the panzers,I thought bow didn't fill your specialist +It's a university. Rumor has it they were giving extra credits.,"Typical left-wing indoctrination bullshit, eh?" +"Because letting small hive cities determine the law for the vast Midwest is ridiculous. They have no understanding of farm life or what an average mid western life is like. That's our bread basket, and these sanctuary cities, literally want to control how the whole country lives because they feel superior because they have packed more people into their space than other cities? They must believe food comes from stores.",but that is why we need state rights and the federal gov can fuck off +This is how most of the cs players should've been raised,Why are u looking at the ground lol +NSFW First Entry aaaaaaaaaaaaaa,Uuum... WOW +"If fans did this, this would be good press for Babymetal I'm sure. :-)",That would be wild. +"Dude awesome info, thanks. Not sure about the helicopter, Grand Canyon was full on enough for me.",PLEASE +Newbie to podcast listening. What are some good podcast channels and/or websites?,Dear Hank & John +Joseph was a ______________.,Motherfucking lying arsehole? +Who's on first?,Naturally +This is how low the leave group has gone.,Surely that's illegal +Most popular names for baby boys in England 2015,Are there any numbers to go with this? +Apple's $300 book contains 450 photos of Apple products,Most expensive toilet paper ever. +What episode is that from? I don't remember that scene.,Its the newest one with the cocktail party +When Win10 Anniversary Update is still broken after a month and a half... It's times like these when the xp waste is real.,update your nvidia drivers it will fix fps issues +They're also technically correct. If these SJW morons want to argue that dressing up like a Native American or in a kimono or whatever is cultural appropriation then technically dressing up as a witch or something like that would be offensive to pagans. Of course that won't count because they're white,what about WICCAns? +Wait that's Robert Carlyle? The guy from the Full Monty? Wow. Would not have had him pegged as that scary.,SOME WEE LASSIE GETS GLASSED AND NAE CUNT LEAVES HERE TILL AH FIND WHAT CUNT DID IT! +I care just for the reason my shitty high school is now #1. It went from kids running the school to being one of the best. FTCHS represent,"I always said if the zombie apocalypse happens, I'm moving into the arsenal yard" +I doubt Wentz would be this good in Cleveland.,"Well he'd be on IR and have MRSA by now, so..." +"In (2006), four Thousand year ago!! Using only primitive technology, a man with no formal scientific training has discovered a way by which stone henge could relatively easily have been erected, and is single-handedly recreating it in his back yard. Singlehandedly solves millennia-old mystery.",Did he build it ~~single-handedly~~ ~~singlehandedly~~ with one hand cause he only had one hand? +I upvoted because I know this poll will drive Trump absolutely insane.,I upvoted because it must drive liberals insane to think of Trump as the 2nd most admired person in the county. +"Yeah but a few years from now, when the 2015 model becomes obsolete and they stop pushing updates for it, maybe OP would regret not waiting one month for another year of updates.","Shit, my 2015 model better not lose support a few years from now!" +It got your attention!,"It's to be expected from the Guardian, they always put out yellow journalism." +This would make flare guns SO much more useful,Make a flare Mortar ammunition with parachute +"Yeah, he says now they are trying to do things in an Arrow-y way, as if they have been doing something else for the last couple of years, hmmmmm...",Hopefully that means more trick arrows +Eugene Melnyk will buy the Binghamton franchise (AHL) and it will be moved to Ottawa. Sens working to relocate another team to Binghamton.,I read it as Evgeni Malkin +Would you like to take a survey,Or ride our bike along the halls? +Kind of curious who sent it though! I'm keeping it either way,"Unless it could be illegal or something I'll wonder, but not search actively" +"How do you find someone to date? This is kind of embarassing question but as a girl I never learned how to find people to date. Also I guess there are people out there who same as me never dating before. How do you find people to date? What do you do? How you deal with problem like religion, distance, age and so on?","As an almost *wizard*, I also in need of any answer for this question." +Yup. I'm very much expecting a trump victory. But I'm also a huge pessimist. The only silver lining will be watching all the progressives who sat this one out complain for decades to come. 'I told you so' will be my only respite.,I'm going to go with Nate Silver on this one. +"Wait, so the old dialogue is still in the game?",Correct. +Trump's wife modeled in US prior to getting work visa,wow reallly grasping at strews /politics +Hey my bd armoury isn't working any on know a fix,Removed due to Rule 5. +"At work, what'd you find out?",2 free rare supply drops +I'm so excited for this!,Umm... this is the Dragonvale subreddit... :P +"Yeah, Gwyns, Gwyndolins, The Dancers, and The Nameless Kings fights were awesome!",I thought the Gwyndolin fight was kinda lame. +I don't think there's anything to fix since it would require the game to have a higher tickrate.,We 128 tick now bois +Why? Bots buy other promo cards.,"They will eventually, but this card has never existed before online, so they won't have prices programmed in." +"Odell Beckham DNP on Wednesday, understanding early in week is injury not serious. Good chance he plays Sunday. Maybe more abdominal pain than hip",Wednesday +"Can we all really just take a moment to recognize how hard things are for FFXV hunters and normal people? Ok, let's check the description of a basic FFXV potion, shall we? An energy drink that takes on healing properties by way of Noctis' powers. Restores half of HP. That repeats itself in every healing item, including the Phoenix Downs. Every item actually works as it does ONLY because the party has Noctis with them. If you are alone and bleeding, it doesn't matter how many potions you have: they're just a plain energy drink without Noctis' magic. So let us all think for a moment that all hunters out there must fight monsters everyday WITHOUT healing items, and if they fall in battle, they fall for good... how scary is that?","God dammit, whenever I hear hunter I just think Monster Hunter..." +Strange blank faction in my minimised classic rep list 0/0 Hated reputation. Any ideas what the cause is?,It means no one hates you ^^^jk +That reposting the highest rated comment from a similar thread is the easiest way to get a shit ton of upvotes in threads like this.,*Space Jam* pillowcase +It's gonna come tomorrow en here's why: 1. The upgrades are recycling tomorrow and the last 2 times there were other SBC's to go along. 2. Spencers stream is tomorrow and I don't think that's a coincidence. 3. It's black Friday so the market is going to be flooded with a shit ton of movember cards and to counter that there will be a SBC. 4. That TOTW 10 pack with an untradebale item won't be in the store (has never happend before anyway) so it has to be from a SBC,Who is spencer to EA ? +I for one am shocked WWE has some shitty pop song as a PPV theme.,As opposed to using the Brutal Death Metal underground hit Cool for the Summer at Summerslam? +"Any liquid eyeliners better than Dolly wink and k-palette? Hi all, I've tried many of the raved about liquid eyeliners such as dolly wink, k-palette, stila all day and clio but notice that they all still seem to smudge slightly after a few hours. Just wondering if you have any recommendations for super long wearing, non budge liquid eyeliners? Thanks","Not AB, but I love Essence waterproof eyeliner (I use the liquid ink which I think has been discontinued) but they do not budge at all!" +"Minister Of Misandry, Caroline Noakes, claims dads abuse courts and seek contact with their kids so they don't have to pay maintenance. Where is her Evidence?","Being a father, or paying another bill.. Decisions decisions" +"Do any LSU fans fear that Herman is just a flash in the pan, similar to what Sumlin is becoming at A&M post Houston?",We fear more that he won't be our flash in the pan +In season? He'd have to be arrested.,Mike would still find a way for him to commute +Was undertale ported for 360?,"No, but I am pretty sure there is a controller scheme available for it on Steam." +Those are great ideas!,"One thing that will kill you there is the heat will be totally blocked, make sure you don't put to many thinks in front of the baseboard heater." +There really was no campaign in Scotland to get people to vote Remain. The best you can say is Scottish people are indifferent to the EU. Didn't even increase the polls for independence,"We're still waiting to see what shade of red, white and blue cockup this is going to be first" +Missing CEO Of CLINTON FOUNDATION ERIC BRAVERMAN Appears To Be In FBI Custody. Missing Arms Dealer MARK TURI Who Was The BENGHAZI FALLGUY Possibly Dead.,r/TakeOffYourTinFoilHat +"Nah, I'm a really relaxed person and am told I generate a chill atmosphere. I tell jokes, all of my friends are light hearted and non-petty like I am, so I know it's not the company I keep. Most people that I see that pride themselves on being petty are younger than me by a few years and know me because of my younger brother.","That comment was about you but about the people you hang around, those facebook friends." +If you were forced to listen to 1 song of your choosing for the rest of your life what would it be?,All Star by Smash Mouth Id slowly start turning green +"Let's Just Hope RoI Fixes The Most Glaring Hunter Issue A lack of light-appropriate pants with a knife on them. I've got sleeves with two knives, a chestpiece with a pair of knives strapped to it, I've got a big 'ol sword on my back, but my legs remain DEPRESSINGLY KNIFE FREE. How am I supposed to show my knifey-ness without a leg-knife, Bungie? Answer me that.",You can barrow my dead ordit titan butt towel that has a knife even though our arms arent long enough to reach it. +From playing hardcore exclusively through BF3 and 4 iirc its 160% or they just reduce health to 60%.,In bf4 health is simply reduced to 60 +How is Saudi Arabia on the Human Rights council? That's like making Hitler a rabbi in Jeruselam.,lol Shows what a joke the UN is. +Humans react better post-disaster than pre-disaster. Let this run the course.,"Or, this may be unrealistic but what if there was a way to make the majority of humanity believe the disaster has already happened so, in their minds it will have because they will have reacted better post-disaster to prevent the actual disaster?" +"Scott Adams: Obama is talking about his legacy. Clinton is talking about the first woman president. Meanwhile, the narcissist is talking about America.","4000 downvotes... you have no power here, CTR you parasitic scumbags." +He was 'leader cadet',He looks like an enemy from the old Wolfenstein games +...And because good American athletes in major US leagues don't risk injury for what to them is just pocket change.,How do you injure yourself catching a ball? +damn that was quick,success +Eli5 why all the Cruz memes? Is it because he bent the knee?,Complyin' Ted has boarded the Trump train. +Or just alter the colors for colorblind mode.,"can't fix it for everyone, symbols is better." +if you're not better than everyone else whats the point?,"If you're not first, you're last - Imatwork123456789 Bobby" +Vehicle mounted?,Because who wouldn't want an HTPC in their car! +I AM GOING FOR THE TOBLOSPHERE,Yo what does she actually say there? +A supporting medium shouldn't be rushing hill on mines...,"With that gun depression, hill would be a perfect spot.." +"That's an improvement, but it's still not 7-10 days like I've been getting from my Pebble.","I get years out of my suunto," +sounds like you check the nexus too much! wait a couple weeks before looking for new stuff!,Sounds like you don't understand his point +Oh wow! 80% off...wait what?,You got a really shitty attitude OP :') +#ASS TO ASS,**POOPING BACK AND FORTH FOREVER** +Cosmog looks so sad upside-down,This thing is so fucking cute i would go to Vegas bet my virginity loan from a loan shark stab my roommate become a reborn christian then buy 3 houses and turn into a serial killer only to be killed in an alleyway by the gun of justice from a man that just took a huge shit to hug this thing. +That last part was very poetic. I'm using that tomorrow,How did using it go? +Beta is PC (Steam) only.,well the game comes out next month too +Marks is the Japanese name for Xander. Marx was a German philosopher who is basically the father of Socialism.,"Worth noting that early on some people romanized his name as Marx, not entirely sure if it was serious or a communist joke." +His supporters will be the only disappointed ones if he's not the next Hitler.,Not true at all and if you really believe that I just feel bad that the education system failed you so miserably. +I didn't want to knock him out again. I wanted the bed and all the covers to myself. Needed a blanket cocoon to grow that baby.,You sound like a treat. +"The Donald Trump posts are on the front page, but the posts criticising the Democratic party and Hillary Clinton disappear into thin air. I wonder why.",Because the user base of reddit tends to be very liberal? +The customer is always right Fuck no they're not,"Just find out where they work and be like Well lookie here, not so right now huh?" +"Talking about situational awareness, you didn't even saw or hear IQ coming because you were too busy watching videos on your cellphone, this damn generation!",Fookin' lazer sights! +"You know, Ace's perks are great and all but... We need ***F I N G E R G U N S***. I'm not alone on this one right?",F I N G E R G U N S +GIF of Apple's website in late 90's,Interestingly the Mac Pro hasn't been updated since then. +Life of a trucker,God damn your shots are beautiful. +"Extremely upset with Verizon. As I'm sure everyone is aware, Verizon has an extremely great promotion going on where you trade-in your current iPhone 6, and you get the iPhone 7 for about $4 a month. This promotion came at a time when me and my fiance were planning on adding me to his family's account. I've been barely able to pay my $80 phone bills for a while now, and I'd only be paying $50 on his plan. Seemed great all around. I spoke with a representative on 9/17 just to make sure I understood how the promotion process works. I asked her if I should trade-in my current phone before or after transferring my line to my fiance's plan. She told me that she would trade-in for the promotion first and then transfer my line over to my fiance's, since we had no guarantee that the promotion would end if we did it the other way around. I ordered the iPhone 7, received it, and started the process to trade in my current iPhone 6 on 9/28. I spoke with another representative at this time, just to verify all of the information I was given. He said, Once you have started receiving the credits, you would be good to make the switch over. Perfect. Two associates have now told me the exact same thing. I figured I was good to go. It's now been about two weeks since I traded my phone in, and the trade-in status is still saying that the box is mailed. I got on chat today just to verify that they've received my trade-in. They did. I then asked when it would be safe for me to switch over to my fiance's plan. *She told me if I switch over to my fiance's plan and close my account, I would no longer receive the credits.* I see in the promotion conditions that it says line must be active for 2 years for full credit. Makes sense. Except the two previous associates both told me that transferring my line won't affect anything, since my line will still be active with Verizon. The associate today told me that they were both wrong and that if I cancel my account, I won't get the credits. She said that **if I was given misinformation, Verizon will honor it.** I showed her my two previous chat transcripts. She said she's sorry, I was given the wrong information, the best she can do is get me a gift card for $250 or less and I'd have to pay off the rest of my iPhone 7. She said I should just stay on my current plan to keep the credits. Here is my issue: The ONLY reason I decided to buy into this promotion is because I was told, TWICE, that I could get the promotion even if I transfer my line to my fiance's account. Transferring my phone to my fiance's account is NOT up for debate - that's happening no matter what, and it will save me a lot of money in the long run. Based on the misinformation I was given, I purchased a $700 (give or take) phone that I never would have purchased, *because I can't afford it*. I cannot afford my current plan's $80 bill anymore, and I cannot afford to pay off $450 of my iPhone 7. The misinformation given to me caused me to make a purchase that I otherwise would not have made. Verizon refuses to honor what was told to me, twice, by two separate associates. I said today that if I can't have the promotion, I want my iPhone 6 back and I want to give back the iPhone 7. They said that's not possible. What the hell are my options here? I'm so upset about this. I went out of my way to confirm and re-confirm that what we were doing is CORRECT. And now I'm probably out $450 and not receiving the promotion I was promised I would get (and have the chat transcripts to prove it). I'm going to be talking to my fiance about switching to a new provider, and I know that they'll be open to the idea - I know it won't hurt Verizon at all, but they'll be losing not only me, but 4 other customers as well. Is there anyone else I can reach out to about this? I refuse to leave things as they are...",You might try contacting Executive Relations to push something through. +FBI Anon: Killshot coming November 5th. It will be the scandal to end all scandals.,"Pre-Warning, massive internet outages and possible unprecedented sun flare to knock out all media capabilities Nov 5th." +"I believe for most things that's crap. I work 90 to 110 hours in 8 days. Productive as hell all day, every day. All Day...",Let me guess; you work a job that doesn't involve any critical thinking/decision making? +"Because Stonebank is Making So Many Songs of Different Genres, Here is a Challenge:",No. +I wish we could call him up right now,END OF THE OHL SEASON MEANS HE CAN COME PARTY +Sometimes you get randomly and inexplicably downvoted. In the same way some people randomly and inexplicably don't like you and there's nothing you can do about it,you have no idea how difficult it is to not downvote you for ironies sake. +From 15ish months ago.,Yeah I've totally never seen this before. +How can I make a cropped image to a flat black?,"I'd try something along the lines of selecting the surrounding white, inverting and then shrinking the selection a little." +"Nah, the rhythmic structure is still wrong. 'Tis the season for fucked grammar. But even then it's best to end in something that rhymes if you're gonna go writing a parody.",Tis the season for word follies. +Leak reveals Rex Tillerson is director of Bahamas-based US-Russian oil company,I dont see how this guy get confirmed +Breakout Type S Crates/Offers,6 CC3 + 3 CC1 +Why not?,I can just imagine all the posts of Dropped my phone... +How can I sell some bitcoin without going through ID verification? I was given some bitcoin and want to sell it.,Take a look into BitSquare. +What's the code for an i7?,"You need a gameshark for that model, loser devs didn't implement codes" +"All the scepticism in that thread about Huni and Reignover, hindsight is an amazing thing lol",I mean when you're called Gameover in Korea I could understand the skepticism. +Ill give you a upvote because I came here to state the same. That ammo is TERRIBLE in ALL ballistic tests..,"Thanks bby Lately I've been getting downblatted for no stated reason in this sub, so every bit helps." +Haaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaa!!!!,"Yep, I hate the Clintons, and all despotic demagogues alike but your comment pretty much nails it." +Well we shouldn't have to put up with it. If we could have some self control for a bit and had a mass amount of people stop buying packs we could get them to change their ways. Do we really just want to see them get lazier. Because if we keep this up that is what's going to happen until everyone reaches their breaking point. Any other good business keeps their promises to keep the consumer happy but video game companies think they can pull this shit all the time.,"Complains a bunch, username checks out" +"I mean, don't we also update our peripherals, too?",Yeah we have to update them every 2 weeks along with all the internal hardware though cause we're always more obsolete than console +"Well, hard to call someone like that a friend.",more like... Coworkers +PFF: The Ravens are the top graded team in the league through week 3,Fly Ravens Fly! +"You're right that it will pass (inevitably), but it could screw people on both sides in marginal seats. For the Tories in Remain areas, do they follow their constituency, or do they follow their voters? If they vote to Leave, their moderate (mostly swing) voters will vote against them at the next election. Meanwhile, if they vote to Remain, their core (mostly Leave) voters will be pissed. It's Sophies choice. Likewise, for Labour up north, it will suck. If they vote Remain, they have a very real danger of bleeding votes to UKIP (or even the Tories). If they are in marginal seats, they may have to hold their nose and vote, but it's not certain. The only ones who will come out of this well are the SNP and Lib Dems, who are likely to pick up voters based on their stance, and don't have to worry much about losing voters (not many Leave LDs or SNPers exist). Their relatively low seat and safe seats also mean they don't have to worry much. The A50 vote will pass, but it could radically effect the next election depending how they vote.",I can see it passing with very few no votes and a lot of abstentions +Brendan Fraser: The Movie Star That Hollywood Forgot | Tribeca,I'm still waiting for Encino Man Part II. +"Yup, I have a smurf that I only play on using my steam controller, there's no way I could do that in my regular pubs.","sorry for asking a silly question, are you saying you play dota with a controller?" +If I was there you would be SO clean haha,;) +HEY SCREW YOU (BUT ALSO BEAT ST. OLAF THIS WEEKEND BECAUSE WHO HATES OLAF?),ST OLAF HAS THE LEFSE BOWL WITH CONCORDIA WHICH IS KINDA COOL BUT YEAH WE'LL BEAT EM FOR YA. +"So, I'm not super familiar with how IR works, but if he's out for the season, do we have the possibility of pulling CJ Ham from the practice squad as our third-string?",We signed Ronnie Hillman I guess. +Flush less. Maybe do it once per day.,So not worth it. +Nope.,You're probably right. +"Not really, flexQ is a completely new queue, and as we can see, Riot wasn't taking yoloQ into account for our placements this time, and it will most likely get reset from where ever your flexQ is, when pre season is over.",Dude it was even in the notes on the pbe and stuff where riot told us they took your dynq mmr because they dont want clown fiestas all over my diamond friends and me got placed in plat all my plat friends got placed in gold and so on.. +What are some good lemon beverages you can find in grocery store?,Lemonade +"people that are comfortable voting for a criminal make me laugh, people who defend a criminal's right to president make me sick. There is clear evidence Hilary broke the law, about as obvious as it was that OJ murdered his ex wife.",Need I remind you that harassers and rapists are also criminals? +with Huma in the cell next to hers.,They can scissor through the bars +A girl with a sense of humor who appears to be conversational on tinder? I wonder what other surprises this day holds...,"Probably helps that he is talking to her like a human, though lucked out with being forthcoming about kinks." +AGREEMENT REACHED: Both sides creating a demilitarized zone in Aleppo & will pull back from Costello road. If violence is reduced US/Russia will develop joint strikes against Nusra/ISIS.US and Russia agreed on opposition areas where only Russian jets will execute strikes.,All the Loyalist supporters are acting the exact same way as the SDF supporters did over the US in the TAF incursion +Salary dawg,"Thanks to Obama a lot of people that were previously salary are now hourly, but that doesn't change their job or benefits." +From what I can tell it's divided into prefectures like states/provinces of which there are 47. These attacks took place with in a small area on the northern island,"Considering the land size of japan, 6-7 levels deep organization is just too much." +Total War: WARHAMMER - The King & The Warlord Cinematic Announcement Trailer,"At work, any chance for a summary?" +"There were a lot of things we couldn't do in an SR-71, but we were the fastest guys on the block and loved reminding our fellow aviators of this fact. People often asked us if, because of this fact, it was fun to fly the jet. Fun would not be the first word I would use to describe flying this plane. Intense, maybe. Even cerebral. But there was one day in our Sled experience when we would have to say that it was pure fun to be the fastest guys out there, at least for a moment. It occurred when Walt and I were flying our final training sortie. We needed 100 hours in the jet to complete our training and attain Mission Ready status. Somewhere over Colorado we had passed the century mark. We had made the turn in Arizona and the jet was performing flawlessly. My gauges were wired in the front seat and we were starting to feel pretty good about ourselves, not only because we would soon be flying real missions but because we had gained a great deal of confidence in the plane in the past ten months. Ripping across the barren deserts 80,000 feet below us, I could already see the coast of California from the Arizona border. I was, finally, after many humbling months of simulators and study, ahead of the jet. I was beginning to feel a bit sorry for Walter in the back seat. There he was, with no really good view of the incredible sights before us, tasked with monitoring four different radios. This was good practice for him for when we began flying real missions, when a priority transmission from headquarters could be vital. It had been difficult, too, for me to relinquish control of the radios, as during my entire flying career I had controlled my own transmissions. But it was part of the division of duties in this plane and I had adjusted to it. I still insisted on talking on the radio while we were on the ground, however. Walt was so good at many things, but he couldn't match my expertise at sounding smooth on the radios, a skill that had been honed sharply with years in fighter squadrons where the slightest radio miscue was grounds for beheading. He understood that and allowed me that luxury. Just to get a sense of what Walt had to contend with, I pulled the radio toggle switches and monitored the frequencies along with him. The predominant radio chatter was from Los Angeles Center, far below us, controlling daily traffic in their sector. While they had us on their scope (albeit briefly), we were in uncontrolled airspace and normally would not talk to them unless we needed to descend into their airspace. We listened as the shaky voice of a lone Cessna pilot asked Center for a readout of his ground speed. Center replied: November Charlie 175, I'm showing you at ninety knots on the ground. Now the thing to understand about Center controllers, was that whether they were talking to a rookie pilot in a Cessna, or to Air Force One, they always spoke in the exact same, calm, deep, professional, tone that made one feel important. I referred to it as the Houston Center voice. I have always felt that after years of seeing documentaries on this country's space program and listening to the calm and distinct voice of the Houston controllers, that all other controllers since then wanted to sound like that, and that they basically did. And it didn't matter what sector of the country we would be flying in, it always seemed like the same guy was talking. Over the years that tone of voice had become somewhat of a comforting sound to pilots everywhere. Conversely, over the years, pilots always wanted to ensure that, when transmitting, they sounded like Chuck Yeager, or at least like John Wayne. Better to die than sound bad on the radios. Just moments after the Cessna's inquiry, a Twin Beech piped up on frequency, in a rather superior tone, asking for his ground speed. I have you at one hundred and twenty-five knots of ground speed. Boy, I thought, the Beechcraft really must think he is dazzling his Cessna brethren. Then out of the blue, a navy F-18 pilot out of NAS Lemoore came up on frequency. You knew right away it was a Navy jock because he sounded very cool on the radios. Center, Dusty 52 ground speed check. Before Center could reply, I'm thinking to myself, hey, Dusty 52 has a ground speed indicator in that million-dollar cockpit, so why is he asking Center for a readout? Then I got it, ol' Dusty here is making sure that every bug smasher from Mount Whitney to the Mojave knows what true speed is. He's the fastest dude in the valley today, and he just wants everyone to know how much fun he is having in his new Hornet. And the reply, always with that same, calm, voice, with more distinct alliteration than emotion: Dusty 52, Center, we have you at 620 on the ground. And I thought to myself, is this a ripe situation, or what? As my hand instinctively reached for the mic button, I had to remind myself that Walt was in control of the radios. Still, I thought, it must be done - in mere seconds we'll be out of the sector and the opportunity will be lost. That Hornet must die, and die now. I thought about all of our Sim training and how important it was that we developed well as a crew and knew that to jump in on the radios now would destroy the integrity of all that we had worked toward becoming. I was torn. Somewhere, 13 miles above Arizona, there was a pilot screaming inside his space helmet. Then, I heard it. The click of the mic button from the back seat. That was the very moment that I knew Walter and I had become a crew. Very professionally, and with no emotion, Walter spoke: Los Angeles Center, Aspen 20, can you give us a ground speed check? There was no hesitation, and the replay came as if was an everyday request. Aspen 20, I show you at one thousand eight hundred and forty-two knots, across the ground. I think it was the forty-two knots that I liked the best, so accurate and proud was Center to deliver that information without hesitation, and you just knew he was smiling. But the precise point at which I knew that Walt and I were going to be really good friends for a long time was when he keyed the mic once again to say, in his most fighter-pilot-like voice: Ah, Center, much thanks, we're showing closer to nineteen hundred on the money. For a moment Walter was a god. And we finally heard a little crack in the armor of the Houston Center voice, when L.A.came back with, Roger that Aspen, Your equipment is probably more accurate than ours. You boys have a good one. It all had lasted for just moments, but in that short, memorable sprint across the southwest, the Navy had been flamed, all mortal airplanes on freq were forced to bow before the King of Speed, and more importantly, Walter and I had crossed the threshold of being a crew. A fine day's work. We never heard another transmission on that frequency all the way to the coast. For just one day, it truly was fun being the fastest guys out there.",The greatest reddit comment of all time +"Got my first immortal weapon, how should I handle it?",Mash that enhance button a bunch of times :) +I've gotten my resources from experiments and scientific evidence. I'm studying to be a gynecologist and urologist so I know about these things.,I suggest you go talk to your professors about how great you think having low testosterone is and how you think you can control those levels by not having orgasms. +uhhhhhhh ya think?,No duh +When a user is trying to find Tumblr,DAE LE TUMBLR xd +The legendary protection comes in over time. It isn't meant to be in right now. Raids aren't even out yet.,"Yeah, people run a mythic and feel entitled to get one Legendary." +Next week got a good matchup with da bears but other than that (plus a bye) I agree. Could be good against Jax.,Jax gives up 5th fewest pass yards and fewest yards per pass play. +what about liandry's torment?,"No, it doesn't fortunately." +"* Darius has always had a skill shot on his e. Out of the 100+ champions, very few have no skill shots. Xin, yi, jax, udyr are pretty much the only remaining ones.","I don't think Teemo R counts personally, but yeah." +"Men of Reddit, what do you want for Christmas?",A powerwasher for my car ayyyyy +It was Russia!,They ~~took ur jerbs~~ herked ur demurcracy +"One of the biggest would probably be **Lords of Waterdeep**. One of the *best*, IMHO, would be **Viticulture: Essential Edition**.","Viticulture is amazing and with **Tuscany: Essential Edition** coming out next month, it's good to get acquainted to this game." +"o/ Will change them during the weekend, minimal driving until then! Except the winter tires are at my parent's place some 120km from here..",So you're one of those people who is surprised that there's gonna be winter in Finland? +Halo 1 on original Xbox version.,or just halo on xbox one +Does your team have a tough stretch to finish the season? I know Nebraska has to go against a good Wisconsin and Ohio St team.,"Yes, very good chance of going 3-9 after OU next week." +How much do you know?,More than you obviously +Why be pretty sure when you can do a non-binding RFP and be actually sure?,"Income statistics, how do they work?" +"No punk knows who started punk and no punk should give a fuck. The one thing punks should know is that they did it harder, that they did it faster, and that they definitely did it with more love, baby! You can't take that away from punks.",The New York Dolls & The Stooges would like a word with you... +OK Warriors bandwagon flair.,I like my dislikes +Power Rangers reboot's Alpha 5 is the thing of nightmares,Well the picture shown to us was Concept Art so I don't see why people are complaining about something that is not the final product. +"As long as a woman continues breastfeeding, there's really not a practical limit to how long they can keep it up. It's the most nutritional substance to a person, and I'm sure if you go digging through your shittier Datelines or local news fluff pieces, you'll find one of those women that's still breastfeeding her 12 year olds. So I mean, if Mrs. Rivers was breastfeeding, she could have continuously been doing it this whole time. I'm not sure if that's the case. As far as *standard* that's difficult to pin down. Generally, babies start to be weened after their first birthday, with some stopping then, and others going until around 2 years of age, or even a little past that.","It's the most nutritional substance to a person, Thats why I continue to drink it, if only finding a source was easier.." +"The number of time people don't contest because they might die, makes me rage.",GET ON THE FUCKING POINT SHINJI! +South Philly's Finest,Well they're passionate fans. +Games aren't made for longevity. Just long enough to make you wanna buy the next one to keep up.,Sad but true. +Calling people of color darkies is a racial slur,"I know thats not what you meant,I was just kidding" +"Dabs are still cringy, right?",It's allergy season and I can't even sneeze into my arm because I'll be mistaken for dabbing... +"So my girlfriend put my birthday presents in this box, maybe the best way to decorate it :3",Step 1: cut a hole through the box. +"One good, one bad rule, no one expected it to be good, if anything W10 is the failure.",You're implying Vista was good? +People are too easily spooked by mailing errors. Like some ghost is leaving random ballots at one address to scare people into voter fraud or something.,Scary Democrats more like it +"Did you seriously expect anything else? I vote no moderator at all. Boxing gloves, or pistols at 10 paces. Winner take all","Final Destination, no items, fox only." +I like the philosophy less is more.,"But if less is more, then obviously more is even more" +FBI Had Secretly Recorded Audio Implicating Clintons. DOJ's Response Has Officials Blowing the Whistle.,Of course they did. +No way in hell. No Adobe products on Linux. I'd never switch anyway. I love macOS and I would rather deal with having to buy a hub or a cable than dealing with Windows or Linux. SD card slot doesn't matter to me either since I just plug my camera in with the cable. I've never had an issue with 16GB of ram either. It's plenty for what I do.,But GIMP! +91 Penguins,"I knew they won two cups, just wasn't sure which year, so that makes 90 the oilers I'm pretty sure." +"Nice. So, how to do that?",Yeah +This election shows that people vote against the candidate they fear being elected.,As will be the case as long as we have the two party system. +I can't think of a single other thing to which that statement also applies...,driving a car to some extent +Respect other people's propriety you little turd nugget,Respect my racism you little turd nugget +"Haha, and there's the old insult you can't be a cuckold if you don't have a wife",Thats hilariously true. +Scarlett Johansson tops Forbes list of highest grossing actors in 2016.,"Still not making as much as a man in the same roles, however." +TITLE SPECULATION THREAD GO: Red and Dead Red Dead Online Red Dead Revolution Red Dead Reloaded Red Dead Garlic Bread,"GUYS, WE'RE ALL MISSING THE OBVIOUS FRONT RUNNER: R2D2" +My mom would always sing it as There's cum on Eileen. I have a weird mom.,You have an awesome mom. +"Yup! But the point I'm making here is that even if we don't turn a profit, if we end up benefiting as a city (as opposed to a bunch of dilapidated stadiums), I wouldn't mind the net spend if it results in infrastructural improvements. METRO I'm looking at you! I don't like asking friends for a ride, or getting $50 uber ride to the airport.",FlyAway yo! +"Can confirm, just did five water changes and it felt wonderful (I mean, that's not even 1/3 of my tanks but still) There's something very cathartic about tank maintnence. I was seriously just up to my elbows in aquarium water, got some conditioned water in my mouth, and dumped some on the carpet (am 5'2, that particular tank sits at 4'6) but the whole experience is extremely relaxing. I wouldn't have my Mondays be any other way :D",Haha I too had conditioned water in my mouth spilled some water and do my water changes on Monday mornings. +"Sometimes they'll break your heart I had older woman come in today, maybe in her 60's, and had what I assumed to be her granddaughter with her. They were looking at dresses when I approached them. Me: Hi ladies. Can I help you find anything? Grandma: We're shopping for a formal dress for [granddaughter' name]. Me: Ooooo...what's the occasion? Grandma: A family gathering. Me: I love the one you picked out. It comes in 2 other colors and I can show you some other popular choices. *granddaughter walks away while I'm talking* Grandma: We're actually shopping for (granddaughter's) her mother's funeral. I stop dead in my tracks and a hot flash wave comes over my body accompanied by all over goosebumps. Now I've helped several people shop for funerals before but this one hit me hard. This girl is 14 looking for a dress to wear to her mom's funeral. I snap out of sales mode and switch on mission mode. I'm being as sensitive to the situation as possible without getting emotional but this girl comes out of a fitting room in a gorgeous black dress and eyes full of tears. You could tell this was the last thing she wanted to be doing. She ended up getting the dress and I'm offering up every service in addition that I can do to help make things easier. They were both very appreciative when leaving and all I wanted to do was go in the back and cry the rest of my shift. Sometimes this job can be emotionally draining. *sigh*","I read up to the first comma, and based on that information, I read everything else in a Russian accent." +"Book One: Water: Chapter 2: RIghtr afterbe The workers grunted loudly as one as they pulled on the ropes hauling the massive, twenty-foot cannon. Civilians and Jannisaries alike swarm around the bombards at a distance, awing at the spectacle of these strange machines that were rumored to work like dragon's breath. Mehmet watched it all. Sitting cross-legged on a stool out in the open, he watched his army and their followers wonder as he was fanned by a servant and squinted as the light reflected off the armor of his bodyguards. *how much more I know than the common man.* He thought as he sipped from his cup. *Although they are lucky, for they themselves will not have to pay for such machines.* Mehmet turned his attention back again to the Dacian. You see your magnificence, these cannons are expensive yes. However they are so powerful, that no walls -even those built by God himself, would not be able to withstand their fury. The earth will shake, the sky will thunder, and the walls of Theodosian will crumble. By the next morning my Sultan, you will be taking a bath in the palace of Constantinople. *Powerful words, this Dacian has. How much did he ask for again?* The Dacian seemed to read his mind and spoke again. A man such as yourself would no doubt be able to pay a mere 1000 pounds for such a opportunity, no? To bring about a new age? *A new age.* Mehmet thought to himself. *For a thousand pounds of gold per piece.* The Sultan nodded to the man, he smiled and his hands tried to contain his excitement. Thank you my Sultan -your magnificence -you will not regret this. The Byzantines will no doubt surrender after the shot!- The Sultan waved him away, and two of his bodyguards walked close to the man. You will get your gold, Dacian, now you are excused. Ye- Yes, of course... your magnificence. He bowed. When he stood back up his eyes met the glare of the guard, and he turned to be escorted away. That man tried to sell these machines to the Byzantines before he came to us, as my eyes see. A woman's wispier told him. The shadowy figure revolved around him, invisible to others, but Mehmet saw it just fine. The shape shimmered through a guard, distorting it like a glass circle over a object in the sun. *I do not doubt that. The man is Christian, we knew they would come to the Byzantines aid. Although much of it has yet to arrive.* The men of Europe will not save Constantinople, as my mind tells me. *I know that, you have told me.* The shadow woman's voice had not been wrong as of yet. The city will fall to you, that is certain, although it not be next morning. *An exaggeration by the man, I could tell, however is what you told me, and what he has told me true? Will these machines really bring down the Theodosian Walls? No army ever in history has brought them down, no invading army has even set foot inside the city.* My Sultan? A man's voice asked. Mehmet snapped out of his conversation with the shadow woman and turned to his first bodyguard. What Bakir? Nothing your magnificence. You were just in a trance... I was thinking. Mehmet responded. ...I was only thinking.",spoopy +feel worse about being black and not knowing what woke means stay woke,I'm a disgrace to my people +good job thanks for putting in the bonus xp :D,Thank you! +As long as prue stays the same. I just need 9 dratini so I'll be there the next couple weeks.,You could also try walking Dratini. +No we arnt. The saints still have an offense that can get 300+ years a game.,Thats hell of a time machine +"I thought Britain voted to leave the EU, not to set the clocks back to 1950",it was a trashy headline for a trashy newspaper read the express instead +what's the top part,"Its a frequency counter showing 19 MHz, as high as my 50 MHz function generator can go." +"If we're not the true underachievers this year, I don't know what's real.",hey +Bear necessities.,The simple bear necessities? +Hillary Clinton blames defeat on FBI director James Comey,Of course... because that is much easier than laying blame where it really deserves... at her own feet. +Seeing the 'Congratulations I didn't unfriend you as a friend' post on Facebook make me want to unfriend them.,"once again, reddit teaches me, you aren't the only one." +"Yeah, this is better suited for r/poorlydisguisedmarketing",Except there's no evidence he's selling anything. +"Move forwards, not backwards. Upwards, not forwards. And always twirling, twirling, TWIRLING towards victory.","Don't blame me, *I* voted for Kodos." +WHAT? WHAT THE FUCK?,"No, there is no fucking" +TIL Pope Francis was a nightclub bouncer before he was Pope,It fits with the Jesuit philosophy of being God's Marines +Manchester United 2 - 0 Stoke City,"Manchester United 2 - 0 Stoke City Zlatan, Martial 45" +J,U +Monte - hey maybe some of you guys can be leaders too,LMFAO +I'm fine with you looking at my ass and jerking off to it later but taking pics is a little too far if you're a complete stranger.,"So, if they introduce themselves, and then ask you to turn around so they can snap a quick pic, you'd be cool with it, right?" +"Thoughts on a yearly errata pack As we all know, there are many cards that have been on the banlist for the longest time and could easily be removed with a simple change (adding once per turn clauses for example) without ruining the intended use of the card. We also know that there are many mistakes Konami makes when printing cards for the next booster set that result in more card hits (like Kozmo Dark Destroyer and Majespecter Kirin) or inconsistent/mediocre support for older decks (like Archfiend Black Skull Dragon and Super Soldier Rebirth). Do you think it would be a good idea for Konami to print a yearly errata pack to clean up the banlist and fix some mistakes from recent booster sets? And if so what are some changes would you like to see?","I'd prefer if they just designed cards better, but that's not gonna happen." +I'll check guys.,Because it's been 3 hours I assume that you are either dead or in a hospital because of that sub. +Ok so this is more than a little bizarre,what? +China again warns against U.S. anti-missile system in South Korea,"We'll take it out, when you reign in NK" +I just frowned intensely at the thought of a dark Walmart,Time to play the game of has this apple been bitten. +I think Doom's center gun placement feels more realistic than what we've seen in recent FPS games,The centered mode just looks like whatever gun is being held is held up right against their throat. +"Stolen iPhone is being held hostage by old man asking to wire money to return it. So my iPhone was stolen from my car last week and I posted on several Lost and Found Forums, and then an elderly gentleman called my boyfriend yesterday to tell me he had bought it for $85 when he was in California for work but is back in Springdale IL and asked if I would wire him $130 which is what he paid plus shipping. He asked me to describe the phone and then confirmed he has it, yet I need some proof like pictures from it or a picture of the phone itself before I do anything. Firstly, shipping shouldn't be that much from IL to CA but the phone was the last gift I got from my mother who has since passed away and the phone has photos of her that I never backed up so I am willing to pay whatever is needed for it's return since it has a lot of sentimental value. I could buy another phone but it's not the same. I already contacted both mine and his local law enforcement and they were honest and said it's unlikely they will do anything about it. Just wanted any tips or suggestions as to how I can ensure this guy even has my phone let alone will send it if I wire him money. It's super fishy but again, I really want the phone my Mom gave me back.","Receiving stolen goods, that could be a felony depending on the worth." +Put in the ass after the title of the last game you played. What do you get?,Overwatch in the ass +This damn election. I just choose to blame it.,"Thanks, Obama." +"Maybe you are joking, but I'd rather peacefully stop on my own.",Sorry forgot the +"elf ears, negative jaw line, no eyebrows, mega receding hairline, melting bulbous nose, built-in acne, thin shit eating mouth, designer flannel shirt / print hybrid. The white race everybody.",HIEL! +Ok so nothing to do with each characters episode?,No. +I won a copy of Rise of the Tomb Raider from the same competition. It only got here about a week ago. Your 1070 is probably in shipping,Is your PC my PC in disguise.. +AKA: basic hoes,"It was more to do with the fact there were about 10 girls named Rebecca in the year, so we had to find a system to differentiate them." +Gold Flecked Ink,Where do I buy this +Loyalty.,"You smart, you loyal" +"Motahcycles. Da club. Sam cro. Tara. My boys. Clay. Gemma. Motahcycles. There, you just watched all of Sons of Anarchy.",Also the IRA stuff and the Mayans and white supremacists. +"Better yet, leave the leader of the bandits alone, then go back after a few days, then the regular bandits will respawn, it's the easiest way to accumulate lots of crowns.","Not even a few days, just fast travel somewhere and fast travel back" +"So? Even if, that's not how suits like that rip apart.",You said decay. +The United States might just be the most corrupt country on the face of the Earth. Think about that.,"Yeah, but some agency says other countries are the most corrupt... here, let me prove by linking some NGO/CIA website that proves the US is one of the least corrupt...." +I grabbed him off waivers in my keeper league. Super happy about that.,He's a dinosaur getting knee surgery he might be doneso this year. +He lost a jf too I'm p sure,One day the D-W beacon will rival YA0 in hulls culled! +But doesn't that mean that houses are now affordable for people who don't have black money?,Which apparently is only 3% of the nation +"I don't know why, but it weirds me out when adults use the word tummy, especially when describing other adults.",So you don't want to play tummy sticks? +Nearly Half of Americans Have Negative View of Country's Future After Trump's Election,Is this the same half that didn't vote? +"How is Jing Wei right now? What do you think needs to be changed or kept the same? I've noticed that people have differing opinions on Jing Wei right now. Most say she is below par and lacking in one area of her kit or another, yet some elitists argue that her skill ceiling is quite high and is very potent in the right hands.",She's probably the best hunter imo Totally not because her ult counters Ramas :L +What's your guess?,You weren't up to it? +"I just go by eBay. Just search the model and find all the different colors, including closed auctions.",That's how I discovered that cool gold LR series III. +What were you known for in your high school?,Being the smartest asshole +And still is.,She's a lot better than she was. +"Redditors that don't believe in an afterlife, what are you living for?",Today. +"Hmm, sounds like Dolores might be a host.",Hot fucking take m8 +Its the thanksgiving charm.,*Danksgiving charm +Scott Adams has been banned from Twitter & Periscope for publicly supporting Donald Trump,is this true ? +"Honestly, that sounds like a pretty solid option. I don't want to single anyone out and tell them their characters don't fit. These guys are all particularly stubborn, but if they can work it out themselves after a few sessions that would be best.",GL +"I love secret rares, but the Metalfoes would look better as ultras and supers, and I play the deck.","Supers for the main deck monsters, ultra for the spells and traps and secret for the fusions would be dope" +He's talking about Obama,Whoosh +Not ironic.,would it be ironic if a fire station burned down? +at one point in that video i was hoping someone would legit try and just barge through that human chain. just curious what would happen.,If somebody pulled that shit in my campus i'd have 0 problems with linebacking their chain. +Healthcare Live in the UK,Healthcare Live in the US +Why do people keep saying this. The cubs gave up a run in the bottom of the 10th. The game winning hit was MIGGY YOU BASTARDS,Yeah but he's old and washed up and didn't deserve to be on the roster +"I'm new here, what does OP mean on Reddit?",Oversized prostate +"It must be because of Steam's VAC. It's the only thing I can think of. Either way, its a disaster. Why would anyone chose Windows Store over Steam now? And the poor saps who get it on Windows as a gift, or by accident, or out of ignorance...may god have mercy on their souls.","Implying that the windows store version probably won't have anti-cheat of any kind, RIP windows store players." +God bless /pol/,Buy Pepe +"At worst, Clinton means maintaining the status quo. At best, Trump is a fully loaded plane crashing into a fully loaded passenger train.",In slow motion +Ballot Drop Box locator (it is too late to mail your ballot!),"Deadline is 8pm Tuesday, Nov 8." +"If you think they're OP, you have absolutely no knowledge about game balance.",And apparently does nobody else or the pros who think pistols are badly balanced. +"Ah i see, my b on the misread. That's a great lineup. Worry about Cameron's knee is nagging him","Yeah that is worrisome, not sure who I would pick for our second string RCB." +Smiteguru has an aproximation of your real elo. Maybe than can help you. :/ since there is no way to see the official one.,Everyone knows it does but why wouldn't they just shot it ingame like every other game. +Selfie,ass so phat even the floorboards warp around her.. +"Go beat someone else, you'll feel better.",:) +When does the flair fade wear off?,Never...welcome your new Cub overlords! +"Holy shit thanks, this is it. I searched it up and turns out it's from Zelda, and hence it isn't on the film score. There were two albums released from this movie, the original score, and the soundtrack (outside songs used in the movie). For some reason the song isn't on either album even though it seems to be a unique version made just for the movie. Meaning I can't get it on Spotify :(","Although it's an original version in the movie, the song's copyright is owned by Nintendo, and it's likely they withheld the rights to release the song outside of the movie." +"I know that Uber drivers can rate their passengers on a 1 to 5 point scale, and that some drivers will not rate a passenger any higher than a 4 if they don't tip.","Just wanted to say that I'm a part time Uber driver who gives low ratings if you: 1) aren't ready to go in a timely manner 2) are rude 3) expect the impossible, expect dangerous or illegal driving, or act like traffic is my fault 4) smell like cigarettes 5) smell bad at all or just are dirty 6) slam my fucking door Tips have nothing to do with my rating one way or the other." +"Say if I plan to spend between $650-850 on a decent apartment and be very cautious and with utilities and grocery shopping and things like that. Feel like that should be enough, right?",You should have roommates. +"Yes, the man who outsources his own labor is the man to bring back jobs to the US. I'm really worried about his stance on Climate/emissions...scary.",The man who criticised the act of giving cabinet positions to people who pay to play is filling his cabinet with his own fucking family. +This makes me uncomfortable,[](/ppcute) I was expecting this role reversal to happen soon. +4 charged after man beaten following car crash as bystanders yelled anti-Trump taunts,Should be a hate crime +"Uh, no. Assuming that a certain fighter who has barely gone .500 over the course of years will remain relatively close to that level is not baseless speculation. We have evidence to show that Artem is mediocre. The only thing that's speculative is guessing that he's going to steadily improve until he's a top 10 fighter.",Is it crazy to say he is much better now beating new prospects in the ufc than he was 3 years ago losing to bums in cage warriors and that he will be even better in 3 years? +Fast and Furious 87,This would be funny if it wasn't the size of a postage stamp! +Who cares about racists and white supremacists? These people would be much more marginalized if they were just ignored by the media and the left. But the press can't help themselves but compare these extreme outliers to the rest of the country. Trump will do fine. Clinton's actions have made her impossible to trust on any important issues. Especially concerning Russia.,"They are rising out of obscurity on the back of Donald Trump, so... I find your logic here somewhat flawed." +"Well, she's anti-war, actively opposed to all forms of discrimination, not in wall street's pocket, and is arguably half-way to being an anti-capitalist. That puts her head and shoulders above Trump, Hillary and Johnson in my opinion, and I don't think any of the more minor third parties are visible enough for voting for them to accomplish anything.","Unless your absolutely don't care about the outcome of Clinton vs Trump, you shouldn't throw your vote away and vote for successive like Stein." +This is how the cons wins. Cheating.,Nah the dems are literally shipping thousands of millions of illegal Mexicans in buses across the country to vote as many times as possible. +"Reddit, what's your age? how many year old you?","I'm 24. feels weird saying that, I don't feel like its been 4 years since I was 20, probably because I haven't done much since I was 20." +"KD listing the great players at his position: Kawhi, Bron, Melo, Paul George, uh.... Rudy Gay",Hayward is better than Rudy +"It's doesn't looks natural, it's looks like 5-year kid painting in paint",Maybe consider that it's an INSANE sized map and it's not going to be done for a few months before you spew your bullshit everywhere like a yale art critic. +Not really. He was just masked by their great macro.,He had very good games on the meta champs at the time +"Because this is imported in a sporting configuration I believe to legally use higher capacity mags you must first make it 922 compliant which means swapping in 10 or more US parts for the factory parts. Mags count as 3, floor plate, body and follower. But no one really cares about that law.",More like 922 ways I ignore that shit. +"Wow.. I would have figured the USA being the most influential country in the world would have far surpassed other countries with free healthcare, at least in childbirth.","It's the bill, most likely they didn't pay that." +Heroes Brawl Gameplay Videos,"Finally, Earthquake is viable!" +"Trump says, Challenge accepted!",It's a crazy world where China and India are doing more to combat climate change for the future while major Western countries sit idle and watch the slow demise of the planet. +Do you drink water or oil?,I drink the tears of the doubters! +"Obama's presidency has been like watching Blazing Saddles for 8 years The president is a n-GONG He said the president is near! No, gol-flaming-dag-nabbit! The president is a n-GONG I wish he had said excuse me while I whip this out at his inaugural speech just to see the Republicans' heads explode","Mike Pence would respond, You've whipped out that Mexican thing again." +I hope not :/,Too late...the pussy was already grabbed. +"Why hairpieces are so unpopular? This crossed my mind after seeing a thread on here showcasing the impressive transformation of a man after purchasing one. Let's assume for a second that high-quality, semi-permanent modern hairpieces are very difficult to spot and can be worn while working out and during most activities (correct me if I'm wrong, but this is the impression I'm getting). Ignoring the relatively high cost, don't these provide a viable hair loss treatment option that's more or less guaranteed to give results? If you start fin, min, and keto, you have to contend with theoretical and proven dangers to your body and mind, other cosmetic side effects, anxiety over losing more hair or experiencing sides, and you'll be lucky if you maintain what mediocre (or bad) hair you have for the next decade. With a hairpiece, you can basically go back to NW1/2 if you like. I'm not claiming everyone is wrong for choosing to avoid this path, but I'm genuinely curious what it is I'm missing. Is it a psychological problem with having fake hair? Cost? Functional issues? I'm just surprised that this is hardly ever even considered and I'm curious exactly why.","Stigma is in my opinion the biggest factor, followed by cost, followed by the learning curve." +H.....headshot....?,shakalaka +Am I missing something or is this just based on an email from a donor to Colin Powell? How embellished or hyperbolic the language used is anyone's guess.,"You're not missing anything, this counts as news around here on Trump-brigade days." +so we can have spoiler before 1am?,And probably a lot of editing the crowd chants +"test it with DX12, does it behave the same ?!","Yep, same deal" +Is it bo3 or bo5 cause I cant find the answer anywhere,bo3 +Kirin. (filling this space because otherwise this will get deleted),But Majespecter Horn Horse is so much fun to use :((( +Don't talk about fight club?,Ask before you get jiggy with it. +"We invaded Iraq to maintain control over Opec and to ensure that they continue to only trade oil in dollars. What did Israel have against secular Saddam Hussein exactly? Also, asking Israel to provide troops to fight in our wars would be silly. Their military is slim, sharp and deadly. But it's not large. Keep in mind Israel is only 8,000 square miles big. Okay? That's only slightly larger than Connecticut.","Oh ok, so greatest ally ever has done what for us?" +"Conservation of Momentum is firmly rooted in Emmy Noether's theorem. This theorem shows not only that conservation of momentum is true under all circumstances, but also why it is true and that it MUST be true. Conservation of Momentum is very well-grounded theory. However EmDrive does not have to violate the conservation of momentum to work. There is no such thing as empty space. Empty space is filled with fields, virtual particles, neutrinos, dark matter, dark energy, and space itself. If you can push off of any of those things, you have a reaction less drive without violating conservation of momentum.",What's a virtual particle? +Did you switch your gun to safe with V?,No +What was the offer?,"That wasn't part of the conversation - they were just telling me she was Saturday, not giving away all the secrets unfortunately." +These rumors will be great for Harbaugh. Michigan are going to give him more money.... I guarantee it,Watching OSU tears is worth the money... Ole Miss fan here btw +AH! I see thanks for pointing that out :),Are u thick? +"Yes. And quite a lot of them are fake life jackets, that absorb water and drag the wearer to their deaths.",Wouldn't that be easy to test beforehand? +"SIR, I AM ***NOT*** A BOX PERSON",YOU'RE REFUSING TO HELP ME SO I'M GOING TO HANG UP +The bullet deflection! I saw the bullet deflection! Did you see the bullet deflection?!,Yeah that's never been done in a movie before. +"Same shit again, trying to convince me water isn't wet. Knowing women prefer big penises is like knowing they like tall men and confident men, it's the SAME SHIT.","It's a bit like that in the sense that not all women like tall guys, not all women like confident guys and not all women like an 8 cock" +"Yeah, her chapters get repetitive and boring (I only catch up on the show when I'm over at my parents' and can steal their HBO) but I still gotta admit that burning the witch that killed your husband, strapped to said husband's funeral pyre, and using that to hatch dragons, is metal as fuuuuuuuuuuuck","I agree, first season Daenerys was awesome." +farenheit shouldnt be a thing.,It's the best for use when describing weather. +Fuller House... I seriously just don't get it.,Jodie sweeten +Donald Trump is still leading in the Electoral College 290-232,The results for House races show just how secure most districts are for the incumbent party. +"The federal money isn't ending, though. It's just dropping from the federal govnerment paying for 100% of it to 90% of it. Either way it still puts a lot more money into the state than it costs.",The idea that a state might have to cough up a dime to pay for a dollars worth of health care for poor people is deeply offensive to some conservatives. +You going to be alright? I can get someone for you to talk to if you like.,"Lol, whatever you're trying to do you're awful at it." +Noel not in the rotation tonight unless something happens with the other bigs,...Sad +It made me reevaluate the way I assign value to things. Your attitude really dictates everything.,Does it actually talk about motorcycles at all? +"A little OT, but if you're into comics, give *Transmetropolitan* a try. There's a story about a couple who grew up roughly in the 2nd half of the 20th century, and they get cryopreserved. The husband doesn't make it, but the wife is awoken in the time the story takes place (Note: it's unknown when Transmet takes place--they explicitly mention that things have been happening so fast that nobody knows quite what year it is anymore), and it's essentially done gratis (it's somewhat a post-scarcity society) and she's basically restored to prime age and health, with all her memories intact, and literally pushed out of the door. This is a side story, but it's quite touching. There's a whole class of reawakened citizens in the Transmet world.","So, basically Fallout 4?" +"Freedom of speech means the government can't come take you away and put you in prison for speaking your mind. You can't be arrested, you can't be tried in a court of law, you can't be imprisoned, you can't face fines, none of that, just because of something you said. There are exceptions, of course, like yelling fire! when there isn't one, as one example. You are not experiencing censorship if you say or write something that violates the rules of the place/website/whatever and your comment (or whatever) is deleted. You are not experiencing censorship if you say/do/write/whatever and get in trouble for it (non-government trouble). That trouble is not from the government, so there is no violation of free speech. If you say something and people disagree with you or mock what you said, that's consequences of your actions (whether earned or not). You can't claim violation of free speech just because someone else reacted to your writing or whatever in a manner you feel is unjust. TL;DR if it's not the government that you're in trouble with it, your freedom of speech is not being violated.",And I'm tired of explaining to misinformed people that the broad concept of freedom of speech is in no way limited to government censorship. +Spitting fire to melt the snow,I've been following Norm Kelly and BPT for almost a year and this is the funniest fucking thing I've seen yet +"Nice push day, mirin chest pump and tricep pump in mirrors, with half natty gym lighting in between my last few tricep exercises. Catch grill mirin as she's resting from her stretches on the yoga mat. Feels good man. Lucky I didn't talk to her.","whew, what a relief" +How the hell are pronouns an agenda? They are short words. Like theres some kind of horrible consquence to that? They got you to say he instead of she? Oh no!,Damn pronouns with their unions and corruption keeping amateur nouns out of the mix. +MNF Game Thread: The Cincinnati Bengals (3-4-1) @ New York Giants (5-3) Broadcast: ESPN. Location: MetLife. Inactives: WR Cruz QB Johnson DB Hall OT Beatty OG Pugh DE Wynn LB Skinner FUCK THE COWBOYS!,Holy shit this defence makes me moist +some fries,with +Every Civilization Game Ever,So you can make a atomic bomb on Civilization? +Fun game: imagine an election where the justices don't get majority vote for merit retention. New fun game: imagine the justices Rick Scott would install.,Most of the judges on my ballot were appointed by Scott anyway +Rockwell 6S,How dare Rockwell make a great razor. +Infinity Ward does loves its 'Weed' customizables.,This is fake right? +U.S. warship diverts to help New Zealand quake evacuation,A global force for good. +"AMERICA. If you vote this up, it will show up on Google Images when people Google search AMERICA.","Dear Trump supporters, Have fun with the rising sea levels that you did nothing about." +"Yeah, but unsullied are complete and total disciplined killing machines. They have no family, no money, and no personal identity to speak of. They have a 0 desertion rate and *will* fight to the death for their masters no matter what the task they are given. They will never break ranks and flee. Let's say you need a bodyguards, or some meat shields, or some soldiers to do some horribly unethical and evil act; the unsullied fill that niche. Hardly ever did the master sell the entire unsullied army, at most they'd sell em by the company.",What does that have to do with anything I said? +Who will be the best pitcher not named Kershaw in 2017? Obviously Kershaw will the best pitcher again in MLB but who is your 2nd best prediction?,Karl +Do you think we need another WW trailer ? Before you downvote me just hear me out I think both trailers was great but I think two trailers is enough to get ppl hyped and I think any more trailers would start showing too much. I think they should have a Super Bowl spot but no 2 or 3 minute trailer.,Not for awhile. +I did all the stories over a few days... One storyline took me maybe 3 hours?,Oh yeah that makes more sense. +How i hope one piece ends. The war kaidou talk about is a literal world war. Every major faction/pirate all end up at raftel around the same time. And they all fight over it. And them durimg the most intemse part of the fight. Luffy fucking destroys raftel. Says he would rather never find the one piece than have so many people suffer over it. Or something like that. Luffy smashes raftel declares himselfs pirate king and challeneges people to the title.,I would fucking hate that end +"Nikon 70-200mm f/2.8 VR II vs Tamron 70-200mm f/2.8 VC Hi All, Let's assume that money isn't the issue in terms of spending $2K-ish for the Nikon lens, does anyone have any beyond store try-out usage of the two and care to share? I'm doing lots of review reading and I've used both in the shop and might try renting shortly. To be clear, $2K is not nothing to me but I am taking more hobby more seriously lately and might pick up some neighborhood work. My general shooting is portrait and street My current setup is * D750 * Nikon 24-120mm f/4 * Nikon 50mm f/1.8G * Nikon 105mm f/2.8 macro","While we're here, I've heard the 70-200 f4 outperforms the f2.8?" +Apparently subway pole dancing is a thing,"He should be on a flight straight to Atlanta, and work at Magic City!" +What's up with all these fake birth certificate posts? Who gives a shit? Obama is irrelevant now. He'll always just be an asterisk president. *Worst president ever.,"Even if his birth certificate was fake, wouldn't he still be eligible to be president because his mom was a citizen and so he would also be a citizen by birth no matter where he was born?" +Glad to have you back!,Glad to be back +The cards just don't look like themselves this season. Someone please ELI5 what the fuck is going on,This is the traditional Cardinals everyone knows. +Silence,Words like violence. +"LIVE Stream: President-Elect Donald Trump THANK YOU Rally in Orlando, FL 12/16/16",#AMEN! +"I've never heard Ekblad described as dynamic. He's very good, but dynamic isn't the right word.","Agreed, I meant it in the sense that Werenski is more exciting to watch than Ekblad." +"Sherman went on to say that he took Todd Gurley's choice of uniform number as a personal affront, thought that Kenny Britt's decision to attend Rutgers was a slap in the face, and that Aaron Donald was using two first names just to annoy me.","Something seems off about that last one, Sherm you fucking hypocrite" +Hey go pirates but boo the pats,Thanks for this super-relevant comment. +Allo Installed More than 1 Million Times (Most probably faster than Duo to Reach this milestone),"I have it installed, I am patiently waiting for all the Performance increase and bug fixes updates for the next 2 years while a new IM comes out and Allo goes the way of GVoice." +Jacquizz when the Martin fell.,Jazquizz when Martin falled. +This map have suck a pretty good and relaxing hitsounds!,you butchered that title in a pretty good way +I should have specified. The ultra left winged self described progressive liberals have a mental disorder.,Couldn't agree more +"As I said, it depends on the device. I just transferred an 8GB video to my Galaxy S6 Edge last night. I just plugged it in to my Windows PC and copied it over without incident. The Android File Transfer app for the Mac will not do over 4gb regardless of device though. That app really sucks and never gets updated.","It's almost like if Apple makes it easier to use non Apple phones with the rest of their products, they might lose some sales" +Fuck yes fuck fuck fuck yes Here's to hoping he's less of a twat than someone who's name rhymes with cock,Verstappen doesn't rhyme with cock. +Still not enough protein in that meal,Replace the fruit with some rice/beans. +"All-Star possibility? From our small sample size, everyone has noticed that Wiggins has clearly improved since last year, and Towns is looking like he is continuing his reign as well. What are the odds you think both of them could be all-stars this year? I think Wiggins improvement has shown his ability to play at an all-star level, and Towns' game including his increased amount of publicity around the league during the summer certainly helped him become more of an icon. If both players keep up this type of play and more W's start to come, I have no reason but to believe we will have 2 pups become first time all-stars this year.","Wiggins should, KAT will." +What's with everyone getting downvoted ??,Someone is mad their player isn't being said? +ok can someone help a bro out and link me to where this trebuchet meme started?,"i'd help but i don't know myself, i just think it's funny." +"Yes, but it would take long governance from a centre-left party to do so, and even then it isn't secure. For example, say Brown called that election in 2007, won, then won again in 2012, we'd likely have a Labour leader to the left of him in power now, if that one won, he'd be replaced with someone further left, and so on and so forth. Labour's 13 years moved the country to the left, in 1997 there was no minimum wage and in 2015 the Tories got elected promising to raise it. The reason why this country seems to default to Conservative is because the Tories have been in power way more than Labour/Liberal have over the past century.","That's a lot of if's, I find it a stretch to believe that Gordon Brown would be capable of winning an election, never mind 2 (it is notoriously much harder to retain power than to gain it)." +"If I'm awake during a JP maint, I'll post it myself. This whole strike is ridiculous.","You are the best, Nazta :')" +"Without naming the location, where do you live?",over there. +"don't mind him. I have an Xbox and no pc, but I think pc master race. consoles are not as good as PCs.","There better for if you have less time or want to spend less, but over time the fees will add up I imagine." +"I'm genuinely sad that goison got exterminated. The new lavalightning tombstone deck was basically getting autowins from goison players, now they're gone. :(",autowins is not good +Savage AF,Is the Secret Service going to have to speak to her about this brutal attack on a presidential candidate? +Angela asked the most important question during tonight's debate....,Fun fact: this wasn't scripted +"AD is destroying towns, towns only bucket came when ad wasn't guarding him.",Can we at least pretend to be civil this game? +"Obama asks, 'Only Republican presidents get to nominate judges?'","A Democrat president could always nominate a republican judge, why should the group that controls 2/3s of the government agree to something they dont want?" +"It's already up to 2,900 so that's a gain of 1,600 subs in 12 days. Good gourd that is fast growth for a sub like this",Over 3000 and climbing. +"Hey, OP. ^^*Shut. ^^up. ^^Bungie. ^^Will. ^^Hear. ^^You.*",I hope this is satire :s +'Unluckiest man in Australia' bitten on the penis by a spider for the second time,You'd think after getting bit on the clock once you'd be a bit more careful +"Naruto at his strongest point before he was given SO6P power vs. Hashirama (when he was alive) Before the SO6P gave Sasuke and Naruto power to combat Juubi Madara, it seemed like they were around the strength Hashirama and Madara had when they were alive. At one point, before the edo-hokages arrived on the battlefield and Madara became the host of the Juubi, Naruto was briefly combatting edo-Madara on an even level. It seemed like before the hokages got there he was the only ninja alive to do this on his own. So, what do you guys think? Could Naruto, right before he was given SO6P power, stand up to Hashi?",Hashirama +BOOP,This game. +I'm hearing this from many people,The best people. +Having autism is why my life has been shit,You're worried about nothing +iTunes is now throwing Unable to connect to iCloud Music Library. Confirmed with multiple users via Twitter.,Same here. +Gran Tept Jipney,Gran Tep Oto +Lol wtf @ trying to take a charge there. Just toss that midget's shit in to the stands.,It was a fuck you charge attempt. +"Its ok, his mom will be there to help. ^^^reaching ^^^back ^^^to ^^^old ^^^reddit",Oh man. +Someone fill me in on the justification for Draymond over Kawhi for the West starting five?,Being a warriors fan. +Yep. Once you get a full time job the years go fast but the days go so slow.,After reading your comment I have the urge to listen to Heart Cooks Brain by Modest Mouse. +Abu Dhabi GP tickets feature a hologram,the Canadian GP tickets came with a bottle of maple syrup and a handwritten apology. +obiwankenobinoooooooo.gif,HE WAS THE CHOSEN ONE +Alolan Chanka,Adding in so many different forms for already well established operators seems like a poor design choice +Warriors vs. Celtics (11/18/16) KD don't give a damn about no Celtics.,Klay got it back! +IceFrog Finally Learned the 13 Years of MOBA Design Now we know what Tryndamere did in Valve office,"Memes aside, Ghostcrawler and the riot goons would be so triggered with a change like this because it enables decisions and allows players to make the wrong choice." +LeBron cock teasing everyone with only 30 points.,Fuck sake I got blue balls so hard as soon as he came off. +this is why I put disclaimers on anything related to science :),Bruh did you sell your Andromedas +Comeback Stage: Red Velvet - Lucky Girl (Mnet M! Countdown 160908),HOLY LOVE OF PINEAPPLE PIE +If you save selina instead of havey does it play out different or will she still tell you its a one night deal?,"I don't think she said it was a one night deal for me, I've also sided with her for everything so that could factor in too." +"Yet, we have women going on debates telling people they are free to do whatever they want in Saudi Arabia.","But their policy is based on their religious beliefs and is, therefore, above reproach, you Islamophobic" +Hillary Clinton's Popular Vote Lead Over Donald Trump Now Exceeds 1.5 Million Votes,this changes *everything* +"I used to work at a bar, and I got asked that a lot. I finally snapped one night and told people why. *Well, as a child I witnessed my drunken uncles and aunts have knock down, drag out fights with each other. I watched my drunken stepfather beat my mother, and found out he molested my sister while drunk. Later on my second step-father tried to murder my mother in front of me while he was drunk. So yea, I don't want to end up like them.* After that, I didn't get asked anymore.",Well at least they weren't self-righteous bores +is extratorrent safe now?,Should be. +The status bar? You mean DevTools?,"Yeah, for lack of a better term, the status bar in devtools." +You too,Goodly mentioned. +"All he needs is two Mercs, two Red Bulls, two Ferraris, two Force Indias and possibly two Mclarens to crash / suffer failure and he will be there!","Williams will still find a way to fuck up a pitstop, and we will see LEMANSWINNARNEECOHULKENBURG win the race" +".. nordic? Feyn mann, mann as in man in German is somehow nordic?",Nordisch by nature. +Makes me feel so stupid for buying westbrook and upping his badges instead of getting Wall since I use DMC,"If you're on PS4, Wall is VERY cheap, picked him up for 2.3k, DMC is expensive and he's who I'm grinding for next; I'd put Wall at SG and Westbrook at PG since Wall is a bit taller and a better defender." +Goldberg,Reasons? +r/theydidthemonstermath,r/itwasagraveyardgraph +What if I don't want the ornament?,Then you just whack it with the metal rod after stealing the car. +Seems like it's functional. I'll go ahead and send a pull request with the issue referenced.,Sounds good! +"I think they should either put the bundle back up for everyone, or pull the bots and refund the money. Otherwise it's just a bunch of BS and SA screwing up again.",Yeah don't you hate it when a pay to win game goes pay to win.... +"And following the 70's, it became a slur as well.",Who is using it as a slur? +This is what I'm trying to understand. If i get a Verizon variant say can I just use my current tmobile sim?,"Yes, but I believe for the iphone upgrade program you would need a plan with the chosen carrier." +"I think i have an addiction to king of the hill, I've decided.","got damn it bobby, if it gets one degree hotter I'm kicking your ass." +"All the guys talking shit at him for getting schooled like that wouldn't have lasted ten seconds, fuck it the guy got a debut UFC card fight, that's impressive enough and at least the guy got to do it. Had we expected him to win the fight by any stretch I'd be disappointed, but it was fun as hell while it lasted just to witness it.",He got a debut ufc fight for being famous. +"Clearly diversity is destroying Canada. That's why we should only go back to only allowing old stock, ammirite?","Not just Old Stock Canadians, Extra Old Stock... Molson Canadian." +"oooooh fuck dude, i retract my statement. Im on By Design, bro I wanna fucking mingle wit some biddies right now, you feel me?","Buddy, wait til you get to Rose Golden and The Guide" +Yo dude you're dumb.,do u really need the +"The future finally starts tomorrow. No better way to end the countdown than this. D'Angelo Russell, #2 pick of the 2015 NBA Draft and future PointGOD at #1.","he needs to average 30 ppg, otherwise he's a bust" +My one wish: fix the ledge glitch and reset leaderboard for those who cheated,You can dream for a leaderboard reset +"No, not the exact same, one is an MVP/best player in the world, using his judgment to make a better play, one is a 20 year old struggling to get minutes. One has earned the right, the other hasn't. Those are not the same, and I think you already understand that.",Not to mention Lebron has one of the highest BBIQ's in the league. +TLAV did it better.,Nothing says better like being heard 4km away. +What is your favorite purple?,Indigo. +TACTION CRIMSON LIGHTNINGS BIG KEY OFFERS my psn CHIZov HMP feel free to msg,"44 keys, Beta Nugget, Full Dieci Set, Full painted Beret set, + an extra orange beret + an extra trinity" +STRAIGHT,TO +He needs to get to liberals. He should go on Joe Rogan,"Hell yes, that we be fantastic" +Was her green card expirering?,Honestly this is what I thought too.. +"In a libertarian world, nearly all women would be prostitutes. 1. So you want a raise in our company, just how willing are you to demonstrate your commitment to your supervisor? 2. Unemployed? Well you still have one thing left to sell that has a market value. 3. Struggling family but have a beautiful daughter? Sounds like a business opportunity to me!",Welcome to how the developing world actually functions. +Auschwitz antics.,aushwitz talk +Who would be the most accurate historical comparison for the Giannis/Jabari duo?,"Lebron and KD, but obviously much more skilled than either." +"This is merely anecdotal (i.e. like, just my opinion, man!), but as uncle to two children whose mother (my sister-in-law) has been fishing (i.e. going from doctor-to-doctor) for a diagnosis of autism to account for poor behaviour and poor school performance, I agree. My wife, somewhat suspicious, found her sister usual forum handles in online support-groups where they traded strategies to elicit diagnoses. It's bloody perverse.","Because it couldn't possibly be their shit parenting, something has to be messed up with their kid and definitely not them." +If you can't just let go of right click and re aim then just stop playing.,If you're dumb and can't understand that the complain is about the stealhiness of the change(or a bug) then you should just gtfo. +What are your thoughts on putting pineapple on a pizza?,It's one of those thing that doesn't kill you but it should. +Trump polling at zero percent with black voters in Wisconsin,"Don't worry, he'll get 95% in 2020" +So... what exactly WAS the overall mission of the game anyways?,"We're still searching, trust me, if we could've just found the damn thing already we would've stopped playing a long time ago." +"Or did they make a game that was too good, and CIG had to bury it because it made the rest of the game look like quakeworld in comparison? We will never know the truth...",Dun dun dun! +how many times have you posted this today,How many breads have you eaten in your life? +Highest teen pregnancy in our region.,That could be almost any country depending on what you mean by 'region' +How an army of pro-Donald Trump trolls are taking over Reddit - Longtime users said Trump taps into an anti-PC counterculture within Reddit that feasts on spreading offensive material,the_Donald is redpill is conspiracy is tumblrinaction is imgoingtohellforthis is worldnews is fatpeoplehat is jailbait +"Man, I wish I could kick on the ass of the guy at foodpanda, who decided that it would be a good marketing move to spam customers phone with junk SMSs. Seriously, there is no option to even unsubcribe to them. What the actual fuck?","If you do manage to dox the guy and get around to kicking him, please do give him one on my behalf." +My daughter is blind and for her ninth birthday party we made braille chocolate message slabs - I LOVE YOU and HAPPY BIRTHDAY in braille.,She's going to have dirty fingers after reading the cake +What is a great and SIMPLE prank that you like to play on people?,Post-It on bottom of mouse. +Fun fact: The majority of the fortunes inside the cookies are written by ONE guy.,"You're not fooling anyone, those are usually printed." +i installed the patch and i still cant continue into that cave...,Which cave is it? +"Did Leia ever get hitched? Just trying to find out if she'd be Queen Leia Organa, rather than Princess...",I thought it was implied that her and Han had gotten married but I'm not sure +Their UX team needs to be fired.,"based on the design, I think UX Team in this case means guy in India that sold them a $35 WordPress theme" +"wait a year or two before purchasing the laptop. you are not forced to upgrade. once the rest of the market catches up and you are comfortable to make the jump, then invest in a new rMBP (which I'm sure will have upgraded specs by that time, and hopefully, a lower price point as well). I'm sure by that time your peripherals will need upgrading as well, which shouldn't be a big deal because by the time that market is saturated, the prices on those have already dropped as well. :)","No you don't understand, these people have a gun pointed at their head *forcing* them to buy a new MBP." +Yeah I saw that. Is she more selfish or insane? Or are both immeasurable when it comes to her?,She knew she was above the law and people can't possibly hate her more so what did she have to lose? +"Emergency bushfire warning for Llandilo, Londonderry, Jordan Springs, Willmot and Ropes Crossing. People in these areas have been sent emergency warnings by phone.",i had no idea these suburbs existed. +It's the bots in Practice mode that have ridiculous head hit box models.,"Nah, I've managed to test some where they had a bug where you could spawn real hero in training, it is almost as bad" +It's a fish. A *fish*.,"Reasons you're glad you have a fish: ~~When you're feeling down and your fish somehow senses it, and jumps up on your lap and gives you cuddles...~~ ~~When it drags you out of a burning building...~~ ~~When it scares off intruders with a series of ear piercing 'Glubs'~~ Fish: At least some of them look cool I guess" +"Seriously, if a single tweet ruins a girl's life then it wasn't really great to begin with.",It really weighed heavily on her soul. +he liberated the Cubans yet became a dictator.,He replaced a worse dictator. +They're good but the majority of people never heard of them,Are they good? +Fulham shooting: man killed in 'ambush' outside takeaway - The Guardian,I hope Barry George has a good alibi +What is a problem mechanical engineers should have fixen but still haven't?,Perpetual motion machines +It's not that bad when everyone else is doing it.,Strength in numbers I guess +"Which craft breweries have pint glassed for sale? Hey everyone, I'm collecting pint glasses with brewery logos on them and was wondering which ones in the Sac area have them. The furthest I've been so far (in the localish area) is Three Forks in Nevada City and Jack Russell in Placerville. Thanks!",Mraz in EDH has some really cool pint glasses. +"I do use whatsapp with some friends, but it's not reasonable to expect that all my contacts switch over to the service. There is still the hurdle of managing multiple messaging applications for them/myself.","In the place where I live (where the Google Store, Pixel, Nexus and other Google hardware is not available), everyone uses WhatsApp" +"We need a thin woman and a fat man. Because you know, if she really loves you, she won't ever get upset that you're eating yourself into an early grave. Or that you can only offer maybe one or two positions in bed without crushing her under the weight of your stomach.","Ugh, that skinny bitch is obviously just with him for his money, poor guy." +"I was out there chanting Hey, hey, LBJ, how many kids did you kill today? in 1968. Now I think he's one of the most tragic figures in American history. He got an enormous amount of positive legislation passed. Had it not been for Vietnam, he would be up there with FDR as one of our greatest presidents.",Don't forget about him having JFK killed. +Ab-Soul - Threatening Nature,This sounds like something hopsin would do and get shitted on but it's TDE so it's koo I like the song tho +This is what all the ticket ads look like.,I think op is +"I think the problem in general is having meta decks that people copy. I would love to see more homebrews and never know what to expect from my opponents, but after a while you expect the same thing over and over. It's part of why I play casual a lot more than ladder, you see a lot more homebrews and unusual decks. Another problem I think, is that Hearthstone doesn't have a lot of cards to begin with, when there's such a limited pool of cards to choose from it's not difficult to get very similar deck ideas especially when certain archetypes are so heavily pushed.","netdecking in a never ending cycle, someone tries to make their own deck, they go to ladder and face tier 1 decks that other people netdecked, they keep losing to those decks and eventually get frustrated and go netdeck." +Fuck u SJW mods dont remove my post this is ultra-crazy No one cares about your mega thread u nerds,Tolerate my intolerance! +"What's an NBA opinion you have that you can't really support with stats but you still hold onto? For example, if you think Kobe is 2nd all time or that Chris Paul is super overrated as a player because he has no playoff success. Stuff like that.","Dante Exum will be a good player, even though his stats are trash." +If it turns out that he can't play in the AFL then I hope the AFL do the same for him as the NBA did for Isaiah Austin when he was diagnosed with Marfan Syndrome in the lead up to the NBA Draft a couple of years ago and make him an honorary draftee to the AFL.,That would be nice! +It does - it will reset your weapon heat (not your lockon heat though) and increase blaster damage. I'm not sure about its effectiveness vs shields though.,"Right, thanks!" +What is up with all of the purple lights throughout Reykjavik? On my last visit I noticed that many building and especially gas station lights were purple at night. Does this have to do with the Aurora or something else?,We're hyping up Pink Season. +"Most guys know semen impregnates women which means there is one and only one time, they can decide for or against a baby. Of these three dudes, two evidently want to be dads, and the gentleman with the condom does not. If she is pregnant by him, then an abortion is more compelling, but for the others, not so much.","Well then in the interests of equality let's stop discussing this and demand OP carry this child to term and raise it, regardless of her own wants or desires." +"Not really, tracks are a terrible idea for high-speed trains, even on Earth we use maglev rather than that, and you still would want a sealed tube to keep out Martian dust, however the tubes would likely be subsurface in order to protect from radiation and meteoroid strikes anyway.","Okay, well in 1000 years, when that all happens, I'm sure they're look back at this impractical hyperloop project for clues as to how they'll accomplish it." +it isnt.,Then why did you ask if he's a cop? +"They're so very afraid of shariah law, so I always find it funny the policies they advocate could fairly be called Christian shariah...","Yes, as practioners of sharia law, we might outlaw none consensual pussy grabbing" +"Unfortunately, there are a lot of people (many in the GOP) that will say, Prove that it's not true. This is how conspiracies, and a lot of bad/fake news, make such an impact. The logical and scientific literacy in the USA has been diminishing for years, and this situation will not end well.",Prove that god doesnt exist +This picture from the Pipeline Protests,Look at all those JOBS created! +Greetings from Michigan!,IGA checking in! +"it's a dumb, weird, and incorrect statement...but she's not saying this at all. Saying women aren't as physically strong as men is a neutral statement. There's nothing demeaning or insulting about it.",Would you consider the implication that one deserves rape because they are weak insulting? +Pirate Warrior ^ Comment,Pirate dragon warrior +"TIL that 64% of the Rwandan parliament is made up of women, the highest ratio of any country.",The positivity Reddit's community gives is so inspiring! +The Matrix.,That sweet sweet matrix +Do you *really* need the 16th edition of Angie does Anal?,"Absolutely, and a backup copy." +I'm sure EA has a team of lawyers who know exactly what theyre doing,"Looks like their infallible lawyers either did not know they were doing or weren't the reason for the ban to begin with, because EA is restoring the service now..." +College graduation rates for males doesn't tell us much though because many successful men seek career paths that don't require degrees and these same jobs generally don't have women working them because women don't want to work them. So you remove a very large portion of the male population right off the bat and women don't seek these jobs and instead go to college so the female college population gets a large number bump thus leading to more women graduating,"I'm not sure what you're basing the belief that many men who don't attain degrees are 'successful', but I would love to see what it is." +Do you guys listen to music while in the PU or Arena commander? Just wondering if I'm the only one listening to some music while killing vanduuls in vanduul swarm. If you do what type of music to you normally listen to?,Nick Cave (and the Bad Seeds) is particularly good. +So who is God now? Terry Crews?,He is to me *prays he voices a character in Overwatch* +he really should have gotten an R9 390,"That's a bad idea, the 390 beats it out in many more scenarios" +Pokemon Go - How to Catch Rare Pokemon?,r/pokemongo +Yes,i have no words... +Everyone knows that pokeballs have an increased catch rate against legendaries...BRUH. Consider yourself foughtened.,Where's *your* Pokeball Kyogre? +"You know, something like 2500 nuclear devices have been fired since their invention. We'll either survive ourselves or we won't, and in another 65 million years it probably won't mean much to the planet. Maybe sentient otters will have evolved and taken over by then.",I'd watch that movie. +"What really sells this is Ian. Ian is so an Apple store employee... For Fucks sake, Ian!","As someone with the name Ian, I am deeply offended by this!" +"Meanwhile, in Australia...",What a deal ! +This is exactly how a blind guy I used to know drank himself to death.,I heard he didn't see it coming +"Has anyone ever felt offended because of religious references in the songs? The verse God bless us everyone in The Catalyst, the Amens during the chorus in Hands Held High... Given the respect of multiculturalism you can see in the band or even in the merch, it kinda struck me to see such open religious allusions. I haven't felt personally offended as I'm not really a believer, but I guess that other people can take it a little harder than me. Just wanted to know what you thought about it?","I am not religious, so I couldn't care less, but considering these are not painting religion in a negative light I don't see no reason to be offended." +"130 years on, they celebrated with a 0-0 draw with Burnley",It's a process +Dawah Man has a Freudian Slip,I like the cover up cough... Smooth. +"Because I don't like a multi millionaire company digging through my files. I am concerned about my privacy online, as it's already being fucked over by a billion other companies.",Then surely one more wont matter? +By nine orders of magnitude. A thousand million nuclear bombs would be in the same kind of scale.,Sooooo we would die? +Is it even a Corvette if it doesn't have tons of haters?,I like corvette's that don't have serious mechanical issues. +Man arrested after doing burnouts in front of news crews during hurricane,I just spent two hours playing in the flood waters in my lifted Silverado... Do I have to report this on my polygraph... +House to mysel....what should I do? ;),Post more pictures and let us enjoy moer of you ;D +As in?,type the code out.... +A PM this minority received from a tolerant liberal. It'd be a shame if the front page saw this!,A fine example of the tolerant left showing the country how morally superior they are by accepting everyone and celebrating diversity. +"You mean, you don't like all this drama? do you prefer watching curling? Or darts? I don't like nascar but dammit next time is on i won't switch it off","I'm probably rightly in the minority but I get off on close racing, overtaking, and really pitting drivers against each other... wait a minute why do I watch f1 again?" +Early af fall break,Mine was last week plus today +pm'd,Sold! +What strange stat or fact do you know about F1? I'll start. An F1 race has only been interrupted twice by a track invader. Both times Barrichello went on to win the race.,My interesting fact is that TIL it has happened only twice and Singapore 215 got overlooked completely. +"An embarrassing argument, why should I vote for someone, not against someone else?",The other one I see people hanging on is a vote for anyone but hillary is a vote for trump. +Chris stevens don't care what trump said. He just wants someone to keep him from being killed be terrorists.,Then maybe congress should've approved funds +Bernie's not running anymore.,he was a pawn for hillary and admitted it +This.,That. +Guy on Fox just used politifact as evidence that trump lies every 3 minutes.... SAD! MSM IS NOT HONEST MEDIA,Citing other websites and blogs is what 'journalism' has become.. +"What do you think (estimated guess) will be rock bottom on the current big players We're now hitting lows for CGC and APH for the first time since the November stock bubble. I have been sitting on the sidelines with cash for a while now, I'm a student looking to drop another 10k in my TFSA and go balls deep on APH/ACB/CGC, maybe even EAT or OGI. This is the lowest red run I've witnessed over the last month of studying this sub (I got in around Dec 1st unfortunately) thew in around 5k currently at 4k (20% down) but I'm obviously bagholding long term. - ACB around 2-2.10 - APH around 4.4-4.5 - CGC even around 8.9-9.5 Keyboard warriors, amateur stock analysis, do you think this is a good time to buy... or should I wait a little longer? I figure maybe 3k today, 3k next week, 3k in a month.... I am reading all these analyst opinions that it's a strong time to buy but I'm still skeptical. Apparently in January they could drop even more... I have no problem bagholding til 2018- but I'm on the fence about whether I should look into non-weedstocks instead. - One saving grace (in my opinion) might be the revenue reports coming in for Q1 in 2017. Aphria is the only profitable company at the moment, so they may be the best bed as far as a stable price",CGC: $7.50-$7.80 APH: $4 ACB: $1.95 +No. Its the exact opposite.,Then how can you not consciously experience it? +when EU goes full NA,obv throw +"To a certain extent, yes... but not solely. Some groups were so ingrained with horribleness that there would be no saught redemption in their future, only further corruption.",? +I just got caught up and it kills me that I have to wait for new episodes haha,"Haha, that's the reason why I keep a backlog :D Just finished season 2 and I'm gonna wait until I can grab S3 in HD without the logos - just keep patient :)" +Do you think Opie is going to start missing the hate now that he's slowly slipping into total obscurity? At least when there was O&J we had something to feed on. Now that he's on his own I find myself forgetting all about him.,Was Opie the other guy that wasn't Anthony or Jim? +When is it okay to cheat on someone?,"When you've fully surrendered every shred of integrity, honor and dignity to the abyss because your atrocious self inflated ego doesn't have enough room for those things and itself inside you." +Takao mission requirement lowered to tier VIII - only visual changes for now,"I free xp'd my ibuki for nothing then, thanks WG......." +"Just my thoughts Hi I'm Ronald and I come from a very Hispanic background, pardon my English friends. I've come here to tell you my thoughts on marijuana, I don't like it.",This is why Hillary lost +What's the Most Gangster Song?,Watch ya neck - Wu-tang clan +Unable to connect Anyone else just get unable to connect when they try to log in?,"Yes, same." +"For that to even come close to make sense, it would mean that in his mind teenage girls and morbidly obese women sound exactly the same!",He is projecting his insecurities on us +"A friend of mine ( u/osyris_glitch ) showed me your channel a few weeks ago and it's great, I've watched a bunch. Last week was rough for me as well. Solidarity.",fist bump bleep bloop +Hindi na pala mahalaga kumita sa kanila... EH BAKIT ANG LAKI NIYO MAGPATONG? WTF!?,And to add: Bakit kayo namimili ng destinasyon? +GodDarnit and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull,f u n n y +I got 11 grombrindal the white dwarf keys,"Would love one, buddy, pretty pretty please!" +"Install RES, filter users reposting or spamming. No more gallowboob, ibleedorange or pepsinext now.",but.. i like pepsinext's reposts.. +"The problem there is that MPs can't be trusted to share your values. They might pretend they do, but given how much a bunch of liars they are, you can't take what they say at face value.",Then they don't get voted for next time. +imperialists are most afraid of their own acts of imperialism being performed by other imperialist powers.,"Scratch a liberal, and a fascist bleeds." +I notice you've yet to actually answer my questions. How is it not racist to vote for a racist?,"Same reason how it is not illegal to vote a criminal, voting someone doesn't make you that person." +Fantastic insight on Fraternities by Redditors. These analyses always entertain me.,Reddit is NF +Chuck Tingle on Chocolate Milk (very Ken M like),please limit your posts to... ugh +Barley Vine seems to have closed as of today - saw a Facebook post a while back.,"Just saw that, that really, really sucks :|" +Despite plenty of people acting like the sky is falling. We survived a ridiculous amount of injuries in the first half and came out LEADING THE DIVISION!!! After the bye we could realistically have every person on the roster in there and healthy except for Bud Dupree. (besides guys on IR),"Were leading bc our division is also injured, and the Bengals suck." +How about Cisco? There's no end to the fun they can have since Barry screwed with the time line. The Pied Piper was bullying him because he had a crush. He and Cisco bond over the ear thing. The Piper teaches Cisco how to play his pipe.,Sounds like an awful Tumblr fanfic +"If your strategy includes restart until X and Y are rivals / not allies, you really don't have a complete strategy.",Or it's the game that isn't balanced. +Anyone think Battlefield1 is average and Rainbow6 is way better?? Want people's thoughts. I downloaded beta and played for about an hour and thought it was just plain average,Battlefield seems like the same game with a few changes every day but Siege is just completely different from anything else on the modern market. +Its college aged white liberal women that get offended by everything...,"Let's all come together as shitlords, and say that women are the problem." +When you get older you will realize that these internet jokes are a complete waste of your one and only life.,Ok +"did he just say s7 edge is in the big phone category? xl, plus, v20, note 7 are the big ones.","S7e 5.5 XL 5.5, Plus 5.5, v20 5.7 Note 7 doesnt count." +"Water reservoir is empty! Panic! Did anyone check yesterday? Perhaps Jeff didn't really get watered, because the reservoir is certainly empty right now. What do we do?",WE MUST SAVE LORD JEFF +Brofresco copied Vandiril without giving credits.,maybe link the video(s)? +He doesn't think you can phase him,I never knew Ted Cruz does drag. +"As mentioned before your behaviour score must be quite low, either you used to flame, abandon or received many reports. You can check your score in your dota folder. On the other hand it's not that difficult to fix it, went from red to green weekly report and in 2 weeks quality of my games improved greatly.",ill take a look now.. player_behavior_score_last_report: 7858mmr +True optimization barely cares about Nosferatu though.,celica gale spam +"w33 bottle gets denied by teammate K so, W33 is playing Wind and teammate kunka says yo, give me bottle, i go refill with x-marks,tp so he does that but when kunka comes back they get ganked and kunkka drops bottle on ground... enemy OD takes the bottle. W33 no reaction, just plays his games, buys another bottle and doesn't flame kunkka even once. That's what being 8k is all about, positive attitude 4Head. Anyway, just wanting to point out what a cool dude w33 is. //Nvm, just joking 4Head. He abandoned 2 mins after BibleThump",you actually thought man +Blacks aren't that smart. They're animalistic instincts might help but not by much,E D G Y +It's Putin's hand.,"If it was Putin's hand, it would have a Superbowl ring instead." +"We were in the front section and there was a remembrance day service going on as well so t seemed a bit disrespectful to kick a fuss up, I doubt they would have done a lot either if I'm honest",Ah that's a bummer =\ +What are democrats afraid of? I keep seeing social media posts mourning the losses of civil and human rights for Americans now that Trump was elected. Just wondering - to what rights are they alluding?,Having to get a job? +Someone fancy giving me a job? Ive got a fucking degree and everything,"Wouldn't mind one of these jobs myself, I don't have a degree though" +y y y - y y y y y yyyyyyyyyyyy yyy yyyyyyyyyyyyy yyy,but y +"Fu-Fent has been perfect for U4 withdrawals For those of us who know the 1-3 day hell that a U4 WD can bring, FF has been a savior to me. Anyone else had similar experiences?","In other news, a gram of meth in the morning has completely dealt with my coffee addiction." +This is due to banks trusting donnie.,This is a market correction after the drop when Trump was announced the winner. +Oh man Fournette to the Saints would be the best story in the draft. He's been a legend in New Orleans since he was in Pop Warner.,I want this to happen so bad. +There are more dem votes than dem voters. Lol. But but but popular vote!!,Um...independent here.... +"20, 25, 30, or 35 lb dumbbells. If anyone has any laying around, I am looking for matching pairs. Can pay cash!",Males or females? +"You really think Russia is innocent in all of this? Dude, check history. Putin is a sociopathic liar, he is everything people claim Hillary Clinton is. He has been trying to weaken NATO for years now, he has invaded countries and is purposely supporting Assad to fuck with the US. Russia is clearly the aggressor in this.",How many countries has he invaded? +The Holy Fade,Painting is cheating. +"Nacho Monreal was very poor today I don't know if it's just me, but I felt that Monreal was awful. His pace cost us our 2nd goal and there were a few instances where he was caught out of position.","He was fine until their second goal which then colours people's opinions of how he played, he wasn't great but he wasn't very poor" +"What is truly fascinating about Orca is that this is not a universal hunting technique, only certain pods use it. And more importantly when a pod has juveniles they will use this technique, allow the seal to get back on the float, then just have the juveniles try. This implies the ability to teach. Source: Masters in Cognitive Science",TIL That's super cool +I'm as neocon as it gets and Assad should stay in power by any means necessary. We should be carpet bombing Mosul right now though. Actual carpet bombing.,With actual carpets? +"Also, surely the sound isn't recorded live. Way too crisp, with way too little background noise.",Yeah I'm not buying the sound at all. +It's not what his constituents wanted though.,"If all constituencies just followed their constituents then the vote would be a majority leave, but somehow I don't think that's the result you want." +Jade Spirit Summon Cry Does anybody else here absolutely love the WOOHOO sound after playing Jade spirit onto the board? It makes me so happy for some reason.,As Priest player it's the sound I hear in my nightmares. +Because we earned the right to use the word after an entire fucking country tried to oppress us with it.,Go back to your original country if this one's opressing you so damn much. +"I think men should be able to have an opinion on abortion I am pro-choice man, however I can see why people are pro-life, especially if they are religious. While I disagree with these people, I think they are entitled to their opinion on the issue. It bothers me when women say, no womb, no opinion. I understand that their point is that the baby is inside of them and they have to deal with pregnancy. However, all babies come from men too, and they are made up of 50 percent of his DNA. Men are expected to pay child support just like women are. By this logic, men are just as responsible for the decisions about prospective children as women are. I believe that this entitles men to an opinion on whether or not they think abortion is acceptable. They outright dismissal of about half of the world's population seems a bit extreme to me.","You can have an opinion, but you cannot make laws based on your opinions." +So help me god if this turns out to be an elaborate Tree Fiddy ploy...,"I've been cautiously optimistic, but OP I will fly to Africa and mildly annoy you for the rest of your life." +"I'm fairly certain the way they're experimenting is the bar is still the sprint bar, and the more you use your stamina, the quicker it will diminish. So the bar will last much longer at the start, and the more you play and sprint, the quicker and quicker it will turn red from full strength.",That's actually pretty neat +Random discussion thread for 08 November 2016 This is the random discussion thread for posts not directly related to Brunei or the subreddit. Talk about anything you want! Please respect reddiquette and be nice to one another. This thread will remain stickied for *three* days until **Thursday**. Sort comments by new to get to fresh comments in the thread.,"I have a theory that the closure of bt was hitting two birds with one stone, or in this case 3 birds and those are 1.pleasing the saudi embassy 2.Dumb-ening the public with closure of said news company and 3.Reducing the available hot topics for people in our brureddit to discuss about and be informed on what do you think?" +"Interior vs exterior residential main panel I'm in a 1960's 1200SqFt brick ranch on half an acre in an Atlanta suburb. Next year, I plan to have it completely rewired, including relocation of the meter box and an upgrade of the main panel. I've been thinking of using an exterior main panel at the new meter. I'm not worried about tampering, and I'm willing to put up with the inconvenience of having to go outside to reset breakers. I would be planning to put a sub panel in the garage, which I suspect would be the location of most of my trips. Unless exterior panels are outright prohibited in my area, what are some other considerations I may be overlooking?",You're going to pass most of your electrical wire out to the exterior of your house ? +"If you lost your phone near McDonalds yesterday I have it. I will be dropping it off at your carrier's store if I don't get in contact. In the meantime, if you're worried message me your carrier and a description of your phone and I might be able to meet up with you before I drop it off at the carrier.",You mean the McDonalds across from the high school in West Seattle or the McDonalds by Northgate ? +Should I sell Moore now or Wait? I spent 500k to complete.,"At this point it is more worth it to sell him several weeks after the promo, he has the highest overall in the game, his card is good in general, and his boosts are nice" +I love his quote about that punt return also. I don't remember where I heard it (some documentary) but he specifically said he was planning to do the pose also but was tackled by his teammates too quickly.,Documentary of the 1997 season on the B1G network. +It's really a pretty simple fix. They have replacement switches of your flavor and if you know how to handles a soldering iron it's a 10 min job. And there are plenty of YouTube videos on the subject too,I really need to learn how to solder. +A truth that some would ignore.,"Not ignoring it, but it's what will be more apparent with the inevitable IS/Clan split in the faction QP games." +Kind of a mean thing to call Bernie Sanders. Because that's who it should have been passed down to months ago. But yeah... Trump probably would win now.,Definitely a Trumper +"And the Hungarians buy things in Romania :) They have a ridiculous 27% VAT curtesy of tovarasch Orban, and our VAT is 20% so you can see a lot of Hungarian plates in the supermarket parking lots of western Transilvania every weekend.","Yes, in general in all the European countries people living near the borders go to fill up the tank and to buy things in cheaper neighbour's supermarkets" +Really ? I didn't find it.,I think you've seen the link already but i'ts hidden as a number 3 on Asahi's jersey +"I was just be a pedantic smartass about the slut/whore difference. Abortion is a topic that I can't make a sound judgement on. Personally I think life begins at conception but I have no way to prove that, nor can I justify forcing someone to carry what is effectively a parasite for 9 months. I leave such judgments to those who'll claim authority on such matters.",Any embryology textbook is going provide proof. +Tom Brady on his success: 'You know how I'm doing it',Properly inflated balls +Incoming biased downvotes from all the jing mains... e_e,Because the comment itself isn't completely biased already? +Mirror glaze grilled cheese,:( +My Lushen Katarina AO vs Vindicated's Double Fire AD!,One word: LUL +A 3-1 chance.,The Cleveland route. +A Gurley has No Game. (A GOT and Todd Gurley Reference),A Gurl Has No Gain +"To be fair, when I say Hey siri, goodnight, Siri turns off my lights",But you still have to start every hands-free command with 'Hey Siri' - even when you have to reactivate Siri to correct a mistake it's made. +"Keep in mind, dude was chased down for the crime of wearing headphones while riding a bicycle.",Wat? +Petition: It's Time to honour Erin Pizzey in the New Year Honours List,Signed. +"Feminist gets challenged, can't find any answer so she resorts to name calling and insults",Nice bit of shaming language from the feminist there... +As a white person these are your only identities. Better pick one and live with it.,*Claims to be against categorising and labelling of others* *Goes ahead and categorises and labels others* Hypocrisy thy name is SJWs. +I love how civil and simple this exchange was,you great white afro bean cunt +"Dear white Americans The rate you are killing yourselves through economic anxiety and opioid addiction is great and all, but I'm hoping that you could speed up the process in time for 2018. Seriously. Kill yourselves. I hate every last one of you to the deepest fiber of my being. What's coming for you over the next four years? It is so richly deserved.","All the Berners laugh now, just wait til Trumps Supreme Court takes away their weed." +What weird things does your pet like?,My dog loves broccoli. +"In short, nothing. NMS came out about 2 months before TLG went gold. That's bug fixing/polish time. Nothing was done as a direct response to anything regarding NMS. Like the game or not, mentioning NMS will get views. That's what we have here.","you're wrong, the controversy of No Man's Sky has negativity affected the Gaming Industry...again." +Thoughts on the #Nats Park game day experience (traffic and parking),METRO +"Obama grants 98 more commutations, setting single-year clemency record",He could be even more helpful if he pushed for reclassification of marijuana. +Okay thanks for the heads up. I'm thinking about waiting for bestbuy too but I'm worried they might go out of stock,Try a price match at Best Buy? +Actually it's the sun because it's the closest.,perrrrssssspppppecttttivvveeeeee +You must be high af,Look how perky they are! +Magpies are deadset cunts in Spring (starting right about now).,Nests. +"Terrible for them. Noticed on the channel 8 coverage that they said they have video speaking to the owner's wife and I'm thinking, couldn't she be called an 'owner'?","Women can't be owners, Silly." +"Before the mods wake up, let's trigger the European and German leftists!",if the refugees had their way the woman and girl would be wearing a burka. +"Still in Utah visiting family and I need to get out of the house. Anyone want to hang out? I'm in Orem and went to a Provo meetup for an hour on Sunday. That was nice. It's just there isn't anyone here my age and there are a lot of kids and TBMs and... I'd like a moment to myself, maybe meet some folks and do something fun or just chill out. PM me for a good time, lol Or just chat, it's whatevs.","I'm not in town now, but love hanging out and getting to know people... I'm not a spring chicken, so if you ever get to salt lake and want to visit (young at heat) me and my happy hippy cottage, you're welcome!" +Only one man is capable of such a feat,What is *J. Cole*? +That made me physically cringe. *baka*,He's joking Hopefully +TIL a 37-year-old injected herself with a crushed black widow spider and water with the intent of getting a high. She survived after a brief stay in the ICU.,She was already high +Hen taking care of kittens during storm.,Why arent you taking care of the kittens? +WAIT. When did Morgan tell Shelby about the sister thing?!,"Alex told her the day before her eviction, after the veto ceremony.." +Substitute spicy chicken nuggets for fries and prepare to be amazed.,"Interesting, I'll try it." +Who's the mother of all those Babies?!,Ballora? +"lrm refire tool? There anything out there that will tell you which fires faster, hence which COULD do more damage, 2 lrm 20, 2 lrm 10 or 4 lrm 10 with the CD module",In almost every case you can kill an enemy mech faster with focused damage to one component than by vomiting LRMs at it and giving it the opportunity to torso twist or run behind an obstacle. +His doesn't have the,"according to on-line NIH database, etc, etc... billy sucks dick" +It also doesnt make much sense to expand greater Bavaria in that direction and not into Austria,"Yea, the Southwest doesn't want or need the CSU, but seems like Austria could do with a healthy dose of *traditional* conservativism." +"Thing about this is foreigners act like eating this is like Fear Factor or something, but to everyone else it's just dinner.",I like how when he introduces the sausage in a sausage he goes all Eddie Huang. +Most of my shoes are new or like new and still smell though. I only have 2 or 3 pairs of beater shoes...the other 5 or 6 pairs are good :(,there are inserts btw you can buy for shoes that have charcoal in them like dr sholls but there are other options too. +Sometimes I like to have creature tournaments on YouTube. I'll search shrew vs praying mantis or whatever and whomever wins goes onto the next round.,OMG except you cant do mammals because theyre cute. +"TIL: Kellyanne's birthday is Inauguration Day, her 50th birthday is Donald Trumps inauguration day. WOW!",#MEME MAGIC IS REAL +I said **If** he wins,"Lol you realize Ivanka is Jewish, right?" +So Is The DLC Not On Xbox One Yet?,00:00 Pacific +Does anyone else think of The Simpsons when they see this?,"Cuphead, anyone?" +ABC is basically the daily telegraph now.,The director is a Liberal appointee. +First mk?,"Yeah, MX blue." +Fugly,Is it not fucking ugly? +"How long before 6P goes on sale? Does anyone know typically how long it takes for the current flagship to go on sale in advance of the new phone release? Pixel will be announced soon, and I've been waiting for the 6P to go on sale, but haven't seen it yet. Also does anyone know how long the sale would last? Still not sure whether I'd want the new Pixel or keep the 6P (I had a 6P before and was fully satisfied with it). Thanks!",I can get it for 420 now graphite 32gb is it worth it? +As long as he takes less acid.,And wears a safety vest! +ScreaM reacts to steel dropping his SCREAMONE mouse on stream,rip mouse good night sweet prince +"That brought me a new question. If a zombie with frenzy hits the hero and soul patch absorbs the hit and dies, does the zombie attack again?",Wow these are situations I never face in ranked xd But going after the logic I would say yes since it always attacks again when a plan is destroyed by the hit (again not sure on this :P) +"The day still young people At least where I am, Niantic will make the announcement soon enough",its 2am on the 13th where I am... Hoping it will come soon +Oh and I just found out that the student has been reprimanded for abusing the emergency line and using the printing facilities for personal use. Win!,Who decided to give students the ability to directly call IT after hours? +"Its like disney figured out that the marvel formula works, now they want to make a bunch of new heroes and make many movies out of them to milk the cash.","Its like Disney is a profit making enterprise that just spent 8 billion to acquire a franchise and want a return on their investment....... crazy shit, i know." +Claiborne's injury not as bad as we thought,Didn't Garrett say day to day? +"Also, not necessary. I haven't done a single followers mission besides those needed for the class quests.","Yeah, its completely optional as well" +It's really going to depend on what the Necro costs.,"Expansions are 40$, probably 10$ maybe 15$ because of the amazing character slot and stash space" +"You gonna pay the court fees when they have him arrested for assault? If not, then fuck off cowboy. I'm bloody sick seeing this shit advice.",Where is the threat of harm to qualify as assault? +15 minutes? People code in the ER and docs take turns hammering them for more than an hour with no damage.,i only say 15 minutes because that's how long it was reported she had gone before a defib +"Isn't telling that the last couple of times we have watched Bernard interact with Dolores she has been fully clothed? All of the other other robot sessions demonstrate them treated as objects, completely nude. However, in Bernard's special session with Dolores she is always fully clothed. I also loved the choice of book in The Stray, Alice in Wonderland and the particular quotes in had her read and the fact that he gave to her as a wrapped gift. So, can Dolores be seen as Alice? She is experiencing a new kind of awakening.","I don't think so, it seems like these interactions are in secret soon before the day starts, there's no point in declothing her, she's already ready for the day" +The writers have also been making jokes about the shippers after having catered to them for two years. It seems like we've got them back on our side again.,I'm convinced Guggie and the writers were give a stern talking to by the higher ups. +I'm sure Trump supporters think the Clinton administration paid Fox to drop the story lmao,They're being politically correct like Librul scum! +Fuck him. He's basically picking the most extreme guy for every single job. I bet those Ivanka lovers will come out in force today. Fuck them. They don't give a shit about what we will go through in the next fifty years.,B..b...but... #AL GORE +"No, I don't think they worship Trump","Damn, Daniel." +"Calling all Imperial forces.... Reinforcements inbound! Hey fellow redditors! I have recently moved cities for a job and I plan to get back into the hobby. I collected a vast amount of stuff back in 4th and 5th edition but unfortunately donated most of it to charity, so will be starting a small collection from scratch. I have a couple of questions for you guys, and any help would be vastly appreciated, as well as general advice for coming back to the hobby after a long time. - Is the rulebook included with dark vengeance the exact same as the one in kill team? - Do crimson fists still regularly get confused with ultramarines? - Is there a competitively viable way of running orks that isn't green tide? Thanks guys/girls!",Yes No Don't know +"It's gonna be an uphill fight, but we shant give up easily!",Setting aside differences and finding common goals to work together on might be more constructive. +"Hey that happened to a friend of mine's sister sorta. She was top 3 choice for the main female role in Kyle XY(season 2 I believe) Gorgeous girl, but poor thing, last I heard she was still living with her mom","If she needs a rich handsome boyfriend to put her up in his mansion, tell her not to call me, I'm broke as fuck" +and Lunar Tango iirc,Cha cha cha! +Documents reveal true backers of drive for a second slots parlor,FWIW I'm super pro gambling/pro casino and I'm voting no on 1 because it's shady AF +Tremor didn't even make it.,... i feel stupid... +Wasn't this already discovered when someone sifted through the game files? I believe there will be RED packs to buy in the card shop as well.,hopefully it goes towards aids funding in this scenario... +Only cuz the raiders and chiefs are overrated,"We ran the same play 10 times in a row on the broncos on national television, and they couldn't stop it." +Thanks for the list and links! I hope online game store will soon offer Oculus Home key like they do with Steam.,Hopefully devs are smarter than that and will never do that +"Core modes DESPERATELY need bot backfilling. Im sure this has been complained about before, but what the fuck? Half of my games end uneven due to rage quitters or games just flat out dropping people before it starts. Why not allow players to join in game and have bots fill empty spots before someone takes over? Gears 3 was perfectly fine in this regard. I get that they are going for the more competitive feel like Halo 5 arena, but its making the multiplayer worse. I would rather have players rotate in and out then play out the rest of a 3 v 5 KOTH match that has 20 minutes remaining. Go play social quickmatch they say, well KOTH is my favorite gametype by a long stretch and I havent had a single KOTH come up in social quickplay. I suppose another fix would be to add a social playlist for every gametype like gears 3. Just something different than how it is now. Anything. /rant","I played 3 matches of Dodgeball yesterday afternoon, 1 started with 4v5 and the other 2 started with 3v5." +You can now change the colour of your Dark Matter,Dats badass +is this real coldzera?? LUL,Coldzera = toxic coldezra = best player in the world +Is there even cape/backpack mod for PC yet? I gotta start looking,Yea campfire adds a couple capes and a couple backpacks +"How all of your money denominations are pretty much the same colour. And pennies, fuck I hate pennies.",At least our bills are the same size +Really showing those working class voters how much Republicans have their backs,They never had and they never will +And there are digital cameras that have surpassed film cameras in that as well. Most notably the Arri Alexa 65. The same camera Rogue One was filmed with.,Rogue One is a great example of the power of digital cameras. +Modern day cinderella,Whys everybody making fun of this really tall woman? +"Has anyone else heard the new perk jingles? I was in the starting room just looking around, then quick revive jingle started but it was doctor monty singing it. Pretty funny tbh because he starts saying he forgot some of it.",When you buy Jugger and knife the machine sounds the jingle too! +I completed the 5th puzzle piece and got the bartek bludgeon last night AMA,"If marshmallow peeps screamed when you ate them, would you enjoy them more or less?" +Supa Hot FIYAAAA,oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh +This is possibly the best exposed video to date,The social experiment was fake but the ass munching was real. +"I agree some of their prices are ridiculous, but at least there's a high chance their products will last a long time, and be regularly supported with updates. They've been responsible for their environmental impact too. There are way worse companies out there imo",But their specs are bad and they spend money on marketing! +You're going to be able to hear a pin drop tomorrow night in the 4th quarter.,Cause all the LSU fans are gonna be so bored due to winning so badly they all leave to drink some more right? +I don't know how to tell you this... you might be a Bro.,"nah, he's just a random persen" +American Television will never be topped,jebus christ +What's the best misheard lyric you know?,"Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night." +And she built a supercomputer in the 1970s that inspired the computer that beat Kasparov.,She died in 1852.... +"Oh we are doing dinosaurs sounds? Cuckoo kachaaa, cuckoo kachaaa!",Has no one in this family ever seen a dinosaur before? +Decommissioned.,Perfect napping spo...I mean perfect area to go in to take inventory and paperwork. +"Spray pattern on a1 are really easy to control.If you up the ammo you will have pretty imbalanced spray cannon. In perspective.With a4 spray pattern is harder,but you have more ammo for mistakes,but with a1 you have easer spray pattern but you have less ammo.",They both have the same spray pattern up to 20th bullet. +"Had a QA team in China. They'd execute regression tests for us. One time, all the tests passed... on an executable that we later found out would crash in 15 seconds, one hundred percent of the time.","Shit, they didn't even have the decency to automate it?" +"I wouldn't really like being surrounded by those who poke fun at others. Actually, I even get depressed of thinking about being in a similar situation ;[","I don't poke fun at people who like vore, I just tend to stay away from them since we don't usually share common interests." +You got me twice,'Tis why I have that URL memorized. +There was a post on here the other day where the same happened to another player who was also permanently banned. He said not to mention the word 'ban' or similar in the e-mail you send in because the bots read this and ignore the e-mail.,"Good to know, thank you." +Right. I'm more interested in whether or not he is smurfing honorably (if there is such a thing) or if he's being a dick.,"with that scoreline i would assume he pushes for the win if neccessary, then again i know from a friend that tried to derank on purpose quite a while back (first year of GO) that you would have to really try to get taken down at some point, as running with a knife would lead them to victory.. (not sure how true, but i could see that being possible)" +"There is none good but one, that is God.",You're lurking in the wrong place sir +How do you fit your mouth around something like that?,never heard this question on a burger post before. +South L.A. teacher caught on audio telling students their parents would be deported.,Some substitute explained to a whole study hall about how Hillary was actually a lot worse than she appeared for a good 15 minutes. +"For only $20 a month, YOU can help a peasant!",Adopt-a-PeasantTM +"I don't actually know, but given my experience in the advertising world, not a chance. The companies may even be paying for it i.e. Tmo is selling ad space for an audience they have a lot of demographic info about and may be willing to share.",wow ok that is stupid considering most will only use it for free stuff and then never use it again +Yeah sorry about that buddy. I was just being a cunt for no reason.,No worries. +I actually wonder if he uses Reddit Later. It's pretty great for maximizing karma.,What's that +Trump just proposed ending all federal clean energy development,This obviously proves both candidates equally bad. +Same-Sex Couples Can Now Adopt Children In All 50 States!,WE DID IT REDDIT! +"If someone is using me for profit I want a piece of the pie, I don't care what they know I just want compensation for making money off of me.",Unless you committed a crime they probably haven't looked at your data. +"Speculation for season 6B Thread Does anyone think that either Gideon is killed off (Hence the expedited aging off screen which allows us not to get attached to his character.), that he possibly remains a neutral character committed to his own realm, or that he's not Rumple and Belle's child to begin with, but that someone switched Belle's child within her womb?","Rumple already lost a son, they wouldn't do that again." +"Telling your RE about donated meds (patients at PFC in SF, especially!) I will be starting my first round of IVF at the start of my next cycle. I have been very fortunate to have been gifted medication from a few friends and I'm wondering if/how to tell my RE. Do I need to? Will they tell me I can't use them? I've managed to get enough meds for almost a whole cycle, which is amazing since we are paying entirely OOP for everything, but I'm so worried they'll say I need to buy new meds. If you've used donated meds, what did you say to your RE? Especially if you were a patient at PFC in SF (where I am going!) - I would love to know about their response :) Thanks in advance!!","Mine didn't care, and didn't ask -- they said here's your prescription, I told the pharmacy I only wanted part of it filled because I had some leftovers, no issues." +Motus makes V4's for their bikes in Alabama I believe.,"According to them, it's all made in America." +"It's only for actions that are taken to be within the scope of the duties of being president. For instance, a president can't be charged for murder as a result of deaths due to an authorized drone strike. For crimes not related to one's duties, a president can be impeached and then forced to stand trial. Ford pardoned Nixon to avoid the spectacle of this. Some legal scholars think that a president might technically be able to pardon himself, but that's controversial.",Pretty sure that falls under giving oneself a gift in office. +Confirmation on the identity of the subject of the painting?,Alexander Hamilton +I dislike naruto and it's cliches. Also I have a subreddit eddit that could be used for further discussion on this.,Nobody cares. +That's text book driving him into the ground.,Guy knew exactly what he was doing. +What underwear ;),Google Mormon garment images +Are you expecting to get a champion shard every game you play?,"no my friend but the guy above said We already do get blue essence, for every game we play :^)" +The Terrain Republic has become overpowered. (Bug),"That is because the Terrain only assisted, gravity gets the kill." +"You have three identical boxes. The first one is empty, the second one has one Christmas globe in it, and the third one has two globes. You randomly pick a box, and you stick your hand in and take out one globe. What are the chances there is another globe in that box?",I don't see how anyone could come up with an answer that isn't 50%. +I hate driving up that part of the I5. Stinks so damn bad. Even with the vents closed it reeks.,Central Valley represent! +Breaking shit and beating people?,Marching down the street peacefully is neither of those. +Perhaps you need a strong gentlesir M'lady?,I would be +Hence recommending it for a place to move out?,I wouldn't mind moving back when I'm older. +"I don't understand why people kept comparing this game to Skyrim. It was never aiming to be that. This is just a MMO set in the Elder Scrolls Universe. Like Warcraft 3 was a top-down strategy game and WoW was a third-person MMO. Both in the same universe, both entirely different games. In my opinion, ESO does the MMORPG part very well, especially since the last big updates. I have played dozens of other MMORPGs, but ESO has me hooked.",I have over 1918 hours in eso and I still am only cp 164 the game gets you hooked +"Yes, we had noticed this a few days ago already. The lack of rewards really isn't important, but the fact that they did not do anything about it, and even after noticing the issue failed to come up with any of the quick solutions for it, tells us a lot. Frankly, it's another straw piled up on the camel's back. Wonder when it will break? Heck. last week's stream wasn't even linked to reddit. The community is starting (well, many already weren't) no longer care, and the company is doing nothing about it... I truly do not get it...","its what happens when you cater to the wrong crowd, waste all of the awesome potential your game has, and become an afterthought." +**nah**,#yup +Excuse my ignorance: so what's the benefit to bonds versus a savings account?,Bonds pay higher interest rates because they compensate you for locking your money up for longer. +"I found the milk chocolate itself quite bland. I understand that they use the highest quality St Lucia cocoa blah blah blah - I don't care. I want that shit fatty, I want it sugary, and I want it milky. Maybe I just need to try it again.","Try 'Divine' milk chocolate, feel like it might be up your street as someone who 'likes' Hotel Chocolat but with the same reservations as you." +Top 30 lines heading into NHL season,"I would also argue that if you're going to give some teams a 1A that take isn't, you've got to give Winnipegs Laine - Little - Connor/Perreault" +It only lets you mark off a maximum of 12 hours though,Just go full Linux gross hack style and write a script which automatically shifts the active hours forward by an hour every hour. +Relic while running? Is it just me or impossible to use a relic while moving? Is this a known issue?,You can use a relic while moving. +Fear created to bolster support for Hillary.,"Trump's a shill too, ya think ?" +"Have you even been here for this discussion? Putting them in prison works (even though I don't agree with it) but not nearly as much as going after the producers, distributors, and letting supply and demand run its course",Lol I've been here ever since you made that comment on how it's harmless to view CP +the downvotes and your pissy attitude says otherwise,Says the bitch boi complaining about being downvoted. +"First i would like to ask whether or not if you are willing to trade with someone from Australia? I have one Quickdraw Synchron, one Synchron Explorer, One Dopplewarrior and One Junk Synchron (just ask if you want photos of them) I'm looking at the one common MST, one Abyss Dweller (non-gold rare), one Book of Moon and one Dark Hole (super rare?)","Even if you were in the US (where I live), I couldn't justify such a small trade :-/ sorry" +Please Stand By,It's both terrifying and AMAZING! +Soon everyone's will be. That's so meta.,What if they have been all along? +TITLE SPECULATION THREAD GO: Red and Dead Red Dead Online Red Dead Revolution Red Dead Reloaded Red Dead Garlic Bread,Red Dead Read Again +"Dear u/MLBOfficial As a huge fan who is out of market and finds it hard to watch games, I beg of you to please return to the old format and structure of videos for your At Bat App. At Bat has always been my favorite purchase of the year, and I find it disappointing that clips have become increasingly shorter, including MUST C clips, and for big plays often don't show replays or reactions, which is an integral part in me enjoying the experience as someone who can no longer watch games as they are broadcast.",The MLB at bat app sucks when it comes to watching highlights +a certain music information site Just say what it is. Fuck them,"I wish I could, I've gotten in trouble for doing that here once before." +Membership Ring,So it's a cult now? +"Well, Steven didn't break anything in Too Short to Ride, so that's a start.",*That we know of* +G2A Is G2A a reputal site to buy Xbox One game codes?,G2A is not a reputable site to buy anything. +"You know when kids play a competitive game, and then one of them loses and throws a tantrum? I DIDN'T LOSE! I DIDN'T LOSE! I REALLY WON!!! WAAAAAHHHH!!! Well, that is what these kind of posts are. It is so far away from the truth that the OP would have to know it. The fact that it is true is the reason why it eats them up so much. Either that or it is just a troll.",When you're playing Cowboys and Indians and the Indians pull that shit you just gotta laugh. +What is the best roast for an ex?,Chuck +"I love this because it just gives me a nice comeback to Trump supporters asking for Hillary's emails or Wall Street speech transcripts, etc. You'd just ask questions and would take the focus off her campaign, her platform, her message.",Then they'd celebrate that you admit she has something to hide with no sense of irony whatsoever. +Well art students are his people,"So, the Torries were always right to be taking care of their people?" +"Fish oil. That's vitamin D, isn't it? Wait a minute. Ok, I came down with interstitial pneumonia a few years ago. It was bad stuff, was sick for three weeks and took another six to recover decently. Coughing until you throw up kind of nonsense. Heavy antibiotics, codine cough syrup, inhalers, whole bit. The next spring I got sick again. Not pneumonia, but a respiratory bug. Another six to nine weeks of uncontrollable hacking and meds. FML. The next spring? Again. It's likely that the pneumonia weakened your system and made you susceptible to any respiratory illness floating around, says the doc sympathetically. By this time, my health insurance is sending me brochures and pamphlets on how to control my asthma. I don't have asthma. I just need the inhalers when I get that sick. I start getting paranoid about germs. Start getting really vigilant about hand sanitizer and such. Same thing the next year. And the next. Ok, WTF?!?! I'm hating this. I ask the doctor how to prevent this from happening next year. He looks at me like I'm insane. Prevent? Uh. Try a humidifier, I guess. Oh, so very fuck that. I have now had a gut full of it. I research like mad. I come up with some promising stuff regarding vitamin D. So in the late winter / early springtime, I start taking it. I end up in the urgent care center again. Oh, not for that. I'm in for a tetanus booster. I've gotten cut putting up the gazebo frame, and...well, rusty metal and all. Damn. I see you're in for your annual visit, says the doc. Huh? You're in every year about this time with a respiratory bug, he says, flipping through papers. I was so pleased to finally not be sick!!! It's ironic that my DB situation started to kick into high gear. Because in another year, I was looking to find a different guy to fuck. That correlation never crosses my mind before. And I continue to take the vitamin D to stave off the illness, which hasn't returned. So. Looks like a Google search on vitamin D and sex drives is in order.","Ya, that was why I added the fish oil, my other theory was the increased time spent outside during the sunmer might be the cause." +"Buddha by Hojyo Takashi. This was my first time using Origamido paper, I wish I could buy it all the time.",What's the difference between regular paper and Origamido paper? +"I agree. There are so many different streams with Hots tournaments. I'm not even sure if I'm following all of them, it's so confusing.",It's always great to get a notification for a game... After it's over +Mom reflexes,"I'm not a savior by any means, but this is funny, because most often I'll help save a situation with the little ones, and my wife usually causes them." +Please enlighten us. Exactly how many races exist in the world?,Five. +The guy that said he was suspending his campaign to go home for a change of clothes and think about his options?,His stupid decisions don't justify what Ted Cruz's campaign did. +Just curious...what made you propose if you weren't ready to commit? I know this is a totally possible/reasonable thing because people get pressured to make moves like this but I just wanted to hear your story.,"I never proposed, we were living together and marriage was considered the next step" +Can anyone identify this species of Spider?,Arachnopicus Maximus! +Paganini huehuehuera,The 25th caprice! +"I usually just slap o shard on everyone. Spear of the magus used to be the go to, but now it's kinda... Meh. O shard is just better. O shard plus pen boots should be enough pen to blow up squishies and deal decent damage to everyone else. I wouldn't worry about it TOO much beyond that. For late game funnies maybe spear of desolation?",They nerfed shard so its not the always go to now +"Without masturbation, every living man would be a rapist And I really don't think it's the same for women. This hit me the other night when my genitals were throbbing, just begging for relief after going just 2 days without masturbating. And this is coming from a guy who once went 3 months without doing it...during my freshman year of college in 03. So ladies, take note of this. THAT is how insane our sex drive is. The feminist rape is about power, not sex rhetoric would go down the drain if all of us had our hands chopped off because every last one of us would be a rapist. Meanwhile, you guys can do sexual stuff at your own leisure. It's truly optional for you, which is probably part of the reason you think 80% of all men are below medium in looks. It's easy to have absurdly high standards when you're never really that horny.",no. +"Alright, so now I am curious. What is your stance on captain dick-nipples acid infused piloting aspirations?",I would trust someone who has done acid before and flown a plane before to fly me in a test experiment over nowhere in harms way. +brandia: just fucking rework her.. her kit is a non-synergisting heaping pile of shit. &nbsp; and so is her hair,Triggered. +Aghs prediction thread! We can be sure that there will be atleast a few Aghanim's Scepter upgrades added next patch! So which heros do you guys think will get an upgrade and what will it be? My Suggestion: TA - Psionic Traps Root for 1.5 sec when triggerd **Heros without Aghs Upgrade:** / Anti Mage / Arc Warden / Bounty Hunter / Brood Mother / Chaos Knight / Clinks / Death Prophet / Dragon Knight / Ember / Io / Lycan / Medusa / Phantom Assassin / Phantom Lancer / Riki / Slardar / Slark / Sniper / Spectre / Templar Assassin / Terrorblade / Troll Warlord / Pit Lord,Sniper: Headshot now minibashes +"My sister and her husband had a GF that had 2 assholes. At first they thought she was joking but when they got busy, there were extra holes out back.",Wait... your sister and her husband shared a GF that had 2 assholes? +THAT'S A TRAP! THERES A TRAP! EVERYWHERES A TRAP!,Not in maze. +So when factories were put into place in white America in the early revolution that it was because of racism?,"Yes, but not in the way you're thinking." +Look at the new window smart file management system,What is this about? +maybe ask them if they can order it for you ... if it's a chain it might be possible that they just don't think they can sell it to someone and therefore they don't order it.,I tried but it was not available from their distributor. +Washington post writes stuff that benefits its owners and not the American people.,"Fuck capitalism and the MSM, amirite?" +Hmm I bet Ivana Trump would disagree. Something about being raped.,"Yeah, but she's under a gag order and can't talk about it so she doesn't count." +What? Which of them?,I had so many iPods have hard drive failures. +"You learn you're the only actually sentient person in the world, what do you do?","I guess that means nobody is, since I'm barely sentient as is due to my severe depersonalization" +Scott confirms Ballora walks like a spider.,Explains the Minireena's They learned her movements +I've taken a lot of good shit to thrift stores in the past. I don't really ever sell (although I might start) and it's much more satisfying to me knowing that I helped someone less fortunate out that making a few extra bucks. I remember in like 2003 I took a bunch of my old Js from the 90s and dropped them at a clothing drive around Xmas. I kind've regretted when I got back into kicks in '09 but I enjoy giving.,send me some brother +"Ready to start over-reacting about all of our role guys. If Singler keeps hitting shots--and if Sova is decent--and if Joffrey pans out--and if Price can give good minutes--and if Sabonis is truly ready to play already--well, we've got ourselves a basketball team!",Sova is owl in czech +"All of the south, none of the north east, some of the mid west, not Commifornia and Hawaii they also have to be made before '86, so they're wayyy too expensive for the average person",What about for the average bear? +I think she had a seizure while typing that. Jesus.,More like a stroke. +"My 2nd Journey: Deep underground (rather long post, I got carried away)",I rather enjoy other people's journeys because mine usually consist of me flattening areas for about 40 minutes at a time +Yeah they're designed to be over the top because you've got a very different angle on them.,"an over-the-top angle, if you will." +Trump rape lawsuit DISMISSED.,HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I called this bullshit over at r/redacted the other day and they didn't like that. +"How? Each one only gives 6 leather, 10 dogs just isn't enough for a jacket.","obviously someone hasn't run a puppy slaughterhouse (also I just enjoy being needlessly cruel in this game, so it probably is really inefficient)" +The only thing I actually want in this update The freaking accessory that lets you use magic without killing yourself and the entire party. Holy crap using magic is so annoying at the moment and kills it for me. Anyone agree? And if not do anyone know of a way to use magic without crippling yourself? Because the idiot AI teammates never move out of the way or walks right into it,Why didn't they just remove friendly fire? +eeeyyy yup.,Mmhmm. +Who was she saying it to though? I always knew it wasn't Willam but I could never remember who it actually was.,Santino after the you look like a couch critique. +wowwwwwwwwwww soooooooooooooooooooooooooo relatable,does she shit too? +What if my only other option is alshon Jeffrey....against Minnesota,Cutlets back fulkkkkk it +"They are hyacinths, they will smell amazing","I love the scent, but they kill my allergies." +Yeah cuz that will fix this shit hole of a defence,"Yeah, our defense is shit, let's just use the worse goalie." +Baltimore city schools to expand students' access to free breakfast,"That's awesome, hopefully this can be extended to more summer programs too." +I bet those 315 are centipedes doing their research.,Research intensifies +"I slaughtered an entire family of turkeys on the take off roll in my apache. It was horrible, like the things nightmares are made of with blood and flesh and feathers just everywhere.",Were they flying or walking? +At IKEA.,unappreciated comment for the day +Caption this pic of The Lion of the Lord.,"Patience Abish, we will be more than just friends publicly soon enough." +I'm just always sad,Ever since the Bakries started the fuckery with the Roar so many years ago? +Jets are on next friday so be prepared for that to change!,"After tonight, easy 4-0 win to the Jets!" +"Typing on quiet carriage - acceptable or not? I'm on the quiet carriage on the train and this person had a go at another passenger for typing on a laptop, claiming it was too loud and disruptive. It's not the first time I've heard passengers tell off others for typing. Typing doesn't bother me and I never notice it. Passengers getting angry at other passengers does annoy me however. So what's your take on typing while on the quiet carriage?","I wish they'd introduce quiet buses as well, I find it quite annoying when a whole bus has to listen to a person's phone conversation or two people discussing who of their friends is dumb and who not." +Specifically Lexus RX owners. I swear I've never seen one outside of the left lane doing the speed limit. Must be a feature on that model.,Which is odd because they have good engines but their customers are old... I'd still buy one because they are more reliable than grandma making cookies. +Canada amazon had it for 10$ aswell,I'm not in Canada... +Google Pixel Impressions by MKBHD!,That's a quality video right there diff --git a/chunk23.csv b/chunk23.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..725ce51772820e4a93dd90d925746e6a02c242d7 --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk23.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1667 @@ +Input,Output +Doesn't this make the solution easy? Inaction also minimises the number of people dying.,Maybe...but the elipses suggest that it splits again on both tracks. +China's 'Artificial Sun' achieves fusion breakthrough,gotta love americans that think in china the CCP are a small group of people who literally control everything haha +Read the article. Then read the comments here. I literally don't have a clue whats going on in this world. I suspect i'm not alone in that either. Does anyone know what the fuck is going on here ? Apart from the fact that trump would be more open to being friendly with russia - what other motives does russia have for trump winning ? Just his destabilising effect on the US ?,"Hillary literally promised to attack Russian fighters in Syria, so that's a pretty strong motivation for them to want anyone else." +"If you have failed a driving test, how did you fail?",T-boned my instructor's car. +Student of mine was recently arrested for stabbing another kid in the throat with a golf club.,That's the most metal thing I've heard all day. +"Delete, re-post, and try again, if you want this to get back up to the top of the queue. Did you use imgur...?","Will do when I get a more stable connection, and no, uploaded directly through reddit" +I'm pretty sure it's; If anyone slaps you on the right cheek - COUNTER-PUNCH!,Falcon pauwwwwnch! +Anyone else hates that flying is coming back? ^,Can't come soon enough. +If i'm renting a basement apartment (because cheap) does that mean I'm a Paladin IRL?,Only if you own at least one fedora and a sword cane. +"Neither was Iron Man, but they worked that out.","If anything, This easy easier to do with Reynolds." +This is how you properly Borderlands theme a case mod,It's so real.... yet it looks fake? +how much signups you need?,"I'm not buying anything in particular, so I guess unlimited." +"If they ruin my fantastic straight musclebae, i'm going to find you with my particular set of skills.",ruin? +"Yes, I saw that. Ridiculous. I'll say it...Fuck my flair. Go Morgan. Last of the BSers, Last of the Longshots!!!",Let's go! +"Why does Riot hate old women? Riot, your ageism and sexism is showing. And it does not smell good. With the release of Ivern, another old man champion, it has come to my attention yet again that Riot has not released a single old woman champ. So old men champions (braum, zilean, etc) are okay but league doesnt have a single old woman champ? Shows how sexism and ageism, a nasty combination, is rampant in League's champion base. Society already deems old women invisible and Riot seems to think so too. Shame on you Riot. Keep perpetuating this cocktail of blatant sexism-ageism please! (Btw dont try to tell me Lissandra is old. Her lore deems her old but her body and voice most certainly do not resemble an old female.)",This shitpost is not even laughable +"What is wrong with Klay Thompson's consistency? Some games he does good and some he does TERRIBLE. The first game he had only 11 points and missed 5 threes out of 6. He also missed 8 shots on 13 tries. He then sparks up for a good 28 points in which he scored most of his points from the mid-range however, he missed 7 threes on 9 attempts. He used to be a dead-eye shooter from long range being very consistent but something is wrong. The next four games shows that he's not the same as last year because he's scoring under 20 and missing MANY of his threes. The highest point total he has had in his last 4 is 18 and the rest is 14 or below. What do you guys think is causing this?",No more moving Bogut screens +Weird question... is it a republican or democrat state?,Extremely Republican +"No, but closing streets and generally causing unnecessary problems is a really good way to ruin your point. I'm not some all lives matter asshole, but if I was higher up in organizing BLM, I would be embarrassed.","Golly, I wish protests weren't so damn inconvenient for everyone else." +"Interesting, so Polish GROM instead of the leaked Israel. Still sad there's no SASR :(","I feel ya m8, I'd hoped to see some Australian ctu's, but I'm glad that we got Poland instead of Israel." +Draymond was screaming at everyone tonight. This teams defensive and rebounding problems are real,Yeah but who needs real 5's when you've got a KD +So straight people aren't allowed to support equality now?? I'm confused..,No all straight people are horrible homophobes and should be put down duh +Sleep. It's the only time I'm OK with feeling nothing.,Agreed. +100% this. How do they not get this.,They're hypocritic pieces of shit. +Storage area for trash /recycle,How do you protect your stash from the pandas though? +You can't do that it's against the rules!,"OI you didn't get the joke on the other thread where I said cunt, what gives man, it totally didn't sound like I was calling the OP of that thread a cunt." +"When i saw this post, my first thought was this guy reads xkcd",I honestly thought that Randall was a Redditor at that point... +Chinchompa pkers meet their doom,vestfold v2 +Researchers And Politicians Slam The War On Drugs As A Failure,It is successful as a boogeyman by you know who. +I'm paranoid of exactly that scenario when biking alongside stop-and-go traffic like that.,"That or some passenger deciding to jump out, dooring you." +Some call me a gaming god...,I want to know how badly you cheated to accomplish this. +"Downloaded MW4 Remastered on PS4 question. So I downloaded the multiplayer first, but when I load it it says I need to download the whole thing to play online. Am I doing something wrong or what's the point in asking me what I want to download first?",Infinity Ward release Modern Warfare 4? +not the first time vinny mac would prefer a big muscle bound guy for a great wrestler. im surprised that johnny ace would be interested in so many good japanese wrestlers. the only thing i know about him as a wwe executive is the rants corny does about him.,Johnny Ace created the cutter you heathen +"This was obvious as fuck, it was obvious from the get go that guy was going to shoot the place up. Talk about heavy handed.",Lol I didn't look at the uploader or anything and when the guy walks in with a gun I was pretty shocked... then just like.. wtf.. +Those are charges.,"And MK's Jingu Bang are charges too, except they're expended." +"Is Tyger a girl or boy? The correct answer is, Why does it fucking matter??? I'm sorry but some of the comments I've seen in the twitch chat and youtube chat is absolutely disgusting. Why are so many people so obsessed with this? It shouldn't matter at all. You know what matters? If she can actually cast. And you know what? She can. Is she perfect? No. But who is. I personal think she has A LOT of talent. She has game knowledge, she doesn't fall over her words, she's coherent, has excitement in her voice at the right times, she works off the other casters well, and this is only her second day casting officially for Hi-Rez. Stop worrying so much about her gender and more about the fact we have a awesome chick caster. Hi-Rez is constantly breaking down barriers and I love them for that. I for one am super excited to see her grow and learn with some of the best casters in the business. Congratulations to Tyger for her hard work and dedication to make it this far, I hope to see you go even farther and I'm here to support you! P.S. sorry in advance for the click bait, just wanted to get a point across.",He told us he is a grill in his twitter account.these people today smh. +Look outside of reddit.,"Your point, if you had one, eludes me." +What rules has your cat set in your household?,-no sitting on my chair ever even if I'm nowhere near it -I must sniff every bag of groceries thoroughly before you touch them -if I leave the room you have to follow me to see where we're going or else I'll sit on the floor and howl until you come +Damian Lillard Deep 3 Vs Mavs,HOW DARE YOU ACT LIKE YOU ARE XIMO! +"I don't feel any of the fanservice is unnecessary, it all fits into place. If you're the kind of person who says any kind of booby bounce or panty flash is unacceptable no matter the context then you won't like it. If you say I don't mind service as long as it's well placed then you probably would like it. It just depends.",I don't mind fan service but if thats all a show has going for it i might as well just watch porn +J. Defoe scores against Arsenal (1-1),Fantasy league gem +Hey! I'm interested too.,Will send the details +"Large discrepancy in exit polling data conducted by Edison Research beyond the margin of error in NC, PA, WI, and FL","Given how many posts I saw here from both Sanders and Trump supporters citing exit polls as proof of fraud from the Clinton camp, I'd love to see what they have to say about this." +"Free Construction stuff ? So, I logged in today and as soon as I loaded in I started getting popups saying stuff got unlocked, out of the blue. * Spear Turret (short one) * Lumafiber wall * Repair Module * Re-enforcement module * Banner & more At first I thought it was Daybreak making construction more accessible to new players, but they would not give cosmetic stuff out for free (Lumafiber walls) so im guessing its a bug",I think DBG finally decided to do Free Construction Weekend because new players cannot buy any construction stuff since those cert prices are too expensive +Did someone surgically remove your ability to understand humour?,It's kinda hard with the amount of dumbasses on reddit that believe in the horseshit theory. +Why do we play absolute shit only at the Staples Center,All those years losing in Kobe's house still haunting your team +NASA observes that India might be sending its toxic smoke to Pakistan and Pakistan media has already called it 'official'.,This Darindar Mudi and Endia's idea of asymmetric warfare! +QC this 424 Armband,"if you need to LC an armband, it's not meant for you." +"What makes you think that valve mindlessly followed reddit suggestions? Im pretty sure that valve treats us as overly emotional customers and takes every word we say with a heaping of salt. Obviously valve saw what we had to say, but then they discussed it among themselves and took it from there. Reddit may have alerted valve of a potential problem, but valve alone decided that it needed fixing in the first place.","leave op he obviously knows better than you, he's not a whiny redditor after all" +"If this gets 10 likes, invaderzz has to play a bootleg FNAF game on the iPad.",Doesn't this go against Inter-Galactic Reddit Law? +new to xbox one and its pissing me off,Setting the console as your home Xbox solves like at least half your problems. +Welcome to right wing 'Murrca where owning guns is a right and being educated is a privilege.,"There's no societal benefit to having an educated society, after all." +Just the face of failure.,"Forreal, she is a disgrace, 30 years of career politics and can't even lie properly and display a pokerface, i was a better liar at 13." +Buy a Samsung and enjoy your showers with your phone! At least I do with my S7.,Probably a good place to use an S7 Note. +They could have just added stairs to each level in the middle. It really wouldn't have been that expensive,"Yeah, it's easier to walk down 5 flights of stairs, cross the courtyard, and walk 5 flights back up again, compared to just staying on your level and walking around the middle." +"I'll take one, unfortunately I don't have any BF1 codes but if I come across one Bc monster is like crack to me , I'll give it to you.",Sending you a code :) Could you upvote the post? +You can't possibly be serious. This is like self paradoy,"As long as my news comes from some fly by night internet blog, I know I am right." +Where is this girl from? I recognize this,"She looks so familiar, and I don't understand Spanish." +1st good set for Underlord that makes him feel like a real lord.,Gib +"You're sure a shit using TCP/IP (1970s) and DNS (1983) to send and receive all that HTTP (1989) information via the internet. You might have just received an email sent via SMTP (1982). I'm chatting on IRC (1988) after connecting via SSH (1995). Also I'm using HTTPS (1994) to download your text, not HTTP. But who'd let history get in the way of details.",No true patriot would ever let history or details get in the way! +"Yep, and then Pam responds by saying, Pan?","In that episode, while speaking to Pam, Dwight (being moderately to severely concussed) says Okay, see you later, Pan." +"I prefer the write a SO post debugging method. It's basically the exact same thing, except you don't need to procure a duck. Seriously can't tell how many times I've typed up a huge question, only to realize my mistake and then just Ctrl-W in shame.",You mean you don't do 3 circles around the tab x to close it? +Who died and made you king of obstacle courses?,King frederick of oobstackle of course. +"The difference is Charlie and his OC played to the individual QBs strengths. Gus seemed to play the, they'll *NEVER* expect this! card by having the running QB throw it and the throwing QB run it.",And the QB that can't do either played at the redzone. +"This Iranian boy has cancer, yet his teacher comes to visit him everyday in hospital to fill him in on what he has missed at school","I suppose he is getting overtime pay from the ransom money America paid his horrible, degenerate, extremist nation." +What's your pb's and for what stroke and distance? Interested to see the level of Reddit swimmers we have My main ones are (long course / 50m) 50 free - 26.97 100 free - 59.97 200 free - 2:15.41,Scy 50 free - 33.xy 100 free - 1:16.xy 200 free - 3:08.xy Sophomore in hs (I know that my times suck) +mhm Can someone test it out with a nomrla lvl 1 special ichigo? I'm curious to how much dmg his special will deal with no amplifications,Mine deals a bar and a half +Baby who hates barrettes = trans boy; questioning sterilization of 11 year-olds same as denying cancer treatment,Why aren't they scanning children's brains? +This will be a good thing if it provides some accurate information i.e. stops the trans lobby wildly exaggerating numbers of deaths.,good luck with that. +Everyone owns a PC. Its just a matter of what OS is running on it.,"Yeah yeah, sourry sourry I meant my forced-windows-10 master PC race propaganda machine." +"Adam Gase literally just said he was doing away with the committee this week. Ajayi got a bulk of the carries last week, seems likely that he's the 2-down/goal liine guy with Drake coming in on third.",Didn't Damien Williams start over Ajayi last week? +I've said it before: republicans are pro-climate change because they want sea levels to rise - then there will be no dem districts left.,That would be quite the long con. +I've got some extras if you want one bro. hmu,Can you give me one? +Are two-sided shitstorms twice better than one-sided ones?,Sounds like a shit tornado +"Lol no it won't, it's water resistant to 3 ft, not waterproof.",It'll be fine if it's in 6 feet of water for like 4 second until you get out though +Over at the_donald they are openly trying to brigade online polls about who won.,That's nothing new. +A pussy grab is now appropriate.,A pussy grab is always appropriate for Diddlin' Donny. +"Am I the only one that just doesn't buy the 5 million figure? I mean, Chicago metro area is less than 10 million, and while I'm sure people came from all over the midwest, there would have to be a significant portion of that 5 million coming from the city itself","I'm in Chicago, people dropped everything" +I thought Biden said he didn't want to run?,"Hillary's body is telling her it doesn't want to run, but she isn't listening." +Dude I was eating,"There's no telling when her true form is revealed, this is merely preparation - I apologize, but it is necessary for you to know what we are in for, hiss!" +"TIL of the Horseshoe Theory. The idea is that the political spectrum isn't a line, it's more of a horseshoe shape. The extreme ends of the left and right are more similar to each other than moderate left and moderate right.",fascists divide themselves into two categories: fascists and antifascists - Ennio Flaiano +McGregor heading back to MSG to carry the tri colour for Mick Conlan on his pro boxing debut,Conor has lunchboxes for hands. +This perfect cluster of apples,This is the first time I've seen a real apple still on the tree it came from. +Downvote and move on guys.,If you insist. +"Ooh, sassy. I like this one.",The sarcasm is strong with this one. +Or Trump and flag burning.,Or Trump and prosecuting Hillary Clinton. +You're either an idiot or a troll. Why should we care?,Why not both? +"I openly despise feta cheese. Love every other cheese, but if you wanna ruin a possibly good dish.. add feta",But it's betta with feta +"First ever pair of NMD's, thoughts?","Prefer pk, but these are still dope!" +Barry lies.,"lol, no way." +I don't know why people think my tech academy is weird.,OP be honest are you the no fun allowed faggot hanging out to the left? +What sort of thought process results in this?,"the water is just below the pavement, if you're not familiar with the area you might not realise there's a large dip in the road." +Favorite Razor and Soap What is your favorite razor and soap?,Gillette Tech and MLS Kraken or Cape Verde +Grandma isn't really wrong...that's why we love her.,lol you think Obama is a radical marxist? +Ronnie pickering,Who? +.$witty_remark,.$shitty_pun. +OBAMA*IS*THE*FOUNDER*OF*ISIS,I'm Obama basically +"This is what you get when you allow a retired major from Kent, an EDL chav from Luton, and some scaffolders from Essex dictate economic policy for the nation.",And this is the toffee-nosed response you get from someone called Lavinia. +LSD and DMT........woke,/uj this sounds fucking terrifying /rj #ASCEND +YES! so excited for Jan. 20. so excited to see the elite and their families locked away where they belong like the rats that they are. we can NOT let Shillery Cuntton take our victory away from us.,"yeah, trump isnt part of the elites or anything." +Knights of Prosperity: Robbing Lenny Kravitz. (I miss this show),Principal Lewis never changes. +"I didn't think it did, but good to know.",Samsungs have had OIS since the S6. +Buy stock in antidepressants and booze now!,Way to support Big Pharma and the anti pot legalization lobby pleb. +My owner moved me across the country :/ Didn't even shut me down before he unplugged me :(,#BOTLIVESMATTER +"Well, I went there and it's really important to me that you believe me",flint doesn't count :( +"Im currently Lv 46 and im looking at 70-80 to stop at. What i meant with waiting till next month is, isnt it cheaper to Lv up during that time.","maybe at the the very very very end of sale when everyones trying to dump all the expiring cards, but other than that the card prices dont go down in price at all other than the sale cards wich start high 50-24c then drop to 15c first day of sale til close to end then hover around 9c at end of sale" +How could the butt dyno even notice the difference of 5-10 hp in a car with 300+hp?,"Idk but it felt quicker somehow, broke traction at higher speeds than it did previously" +I'm kind of afraid to.,I mean you can't make it worse +best Shotgun for the raid ? I just got my outbreak prime which means no more exotic sword . So Im looking for a new captain killer. Any suggestions ?,"Matador will stagger them with every shot once shield is down, making your captain killing experience a safe one." +"Man, that Fnatic vs ZeroPanda series was insane. Such good games",I agree so much... Watching fnatic has been the highlight of the event for me... I didn't know much about them before. +Match Thread: : West Ham United vs Sunderland,Ace stream? +He went to Aston Villa.,thx +"Paying Marcell, another Whaley mistake","Yep, just let him walk, good idea" +excuse me what did you say about misato,I love you guys. +"Oh my god, they have so many Rick and Morty voice actors.",maybe because Roiland is 80% of rick and morty voice actors and he made the game? +"If you put the most battle hardened special ops dudes back during the dinosaur days, I wonder how long they survived without being killed by a pack of wild raptors.",How much ammo do they have? +Hell yea thats what it's all about! Get ready tiggers y'all gonna have him come in an tear it up in dumb valley we get tiger for thanks giving an y'all just gonna give more excuses bout the refs lol,Lmao +"just a personal PSA: sooner than later we should begin contemplating what a shrinking church actually means. I don't have any family in the church so it's not as big a deal for me, but i still want the best for everyone. while I don't claim to be able to predict with certainty what a shrinking church would mean tangibly i think that some things are probable that may be dangerous or detrimental to members which would be people's families here. i was already all the way out but it was still a big revelation to realize that the no paid clergy was a weaselly deception, that the guys at the top get paid with stipends and expense accounts that merely just skirt the US legal definition of income. even recently i saw a church web video where they said no paid local clergy which was not what i heard when i joined, i heard everyone was a volunteer, they just recruited from those who planned well for retirement. if the church shrinks significantly it'd be fair to assume that the funds to the GAs and such would decline significantly as well. even as someone with no family, just friends and their families, in the church it's scary to postutlate how the church is likely to react. they're likely to not want to take a pay cut. and as such i would would predict a few things. 1. they will lean harder on the remaining membership for tithing and fast sunday offerings and whatever other member fees there are. significantly so, and unpleasantly sometimes. i would expect alot of anecdotes about high rollers (and not so high rollers) giving extra to church programs. i would expect more emphasis placed on kids incomes. and less leeway about what figure you use as your base from which you take your tenth. and i'd expect they'd lean on members for straight labor that could be used in lieu of spending like cleaning church buildings. 2. simultaneously they'll likely deny or hide the extent of the shrinkage. and as part of doing so may maintain levels of conspicuous spending like temple construction, while saving money by cutting less visible expenses, like scouting trips or bishops' storehouse. their attempts to hide any decline may even result in outright lies about international growth. 3. there may be attempts especially in mormon country to corral and increase members spending at certain businesses that the church has a stake in. 4. they may start pushing people to have more kids and sooner. not that they don't already but it may get uglier. these things have the potential to really make members' lives worse, and it would be better for us to get out infront of it before it starts happening to our loved ones.",One only need look at the SBC. +Clean gun zero-to-death,your teammate is just watching you like hoooly shit +Kraft singles. Just... **ECH**,"With certain recipes they are the best (but only the kind that are actually cheese, not that cheesefood shit, there is a difference)." +I think that's my favourite part :),What else is there to this? +The deadline is the 4th of January. I would only contact them if it hasn't been disbursed by then,Okay Thanks. +"Ironically, I do a better job as Tracer on defense than offense.",Flair checks out :P +"As someone who write poetry, FUCK YOU. Making fun of someone for expressing themselves is weak.",Haha poetry is gay +"It'd be broken as hell, but I'd also love to have access to the smart pistol for an entire playthrough.",I mean BT had it in his head all along +Simple Springtrap render,''Simple'' ''S I M P L E'' i fuckin hate you +So 5 Ghz WiFi works fine?,"It should, yes." +i know they are (because i love smash bros) but im pretty sure he's one of those smash fans who praise melee like if it was the Second Coming of Jesus Christ,Well it is. +candy cane dildos they exist,Why the comments should have never been made | Vampire Rants #10 +"The non gameplay part of HCT should be streamed at 30 or 24fps. At 60 it looks amateurish, that's why most championships are aired at 24/30fps.",found the console peasant +Any movie more than another?,Jupiter Ascending +"What do you think is going to happen to r/ainbow after this election? Will the constant political bickering die down, or will it just take another form?",It'll probably go back to being the bickering between Respectability LGBTers and Direct Action Queers. +Using a better RDBMS would be the correct solution anyway...,"Hey, TSQL developer here - be quiet :p" +Man drives through crowd of Columbus Day protesters,Too much White terrorism in the US. +"Helm: Hidden Shoulder: Hidden Cape: Hidden Chest: Chestguard of Insidious Desire Wrist: Anything Hand: Grips of the chosen dead Belt: Wild Gladiator's Belt of Cruelty Legs: Proto-hide Leggings Feet: Boots of the chosen dead MH: Wild Gladiator's Mageblade (sunfire enchant) OH: Warmongering Gladiator's Mageblade (Icy chill enchant) There you go guys, thanks for the love!","Sigh.. If you're using the ingame apperance list, the hands are Gloves of Issued Challenge and boots are Moccasins of Silent Passage." +Anyone still on the oil train?,"Missed my stop north of $25 on the $SUN train this morning, trying to decide if I should cut profits right at the $1K UBTI threshold or hold until next year and fuck my taxes up properly" +"How to keep MacBook awake in clamshell mode Looking for a way to keep my MacBook awake during clamshell mode. I have it hooked up to a KVM and frequently switch off, but I'd like to keep the MacBook awake, mainly to keep Spotify running while I'm on my other machine. I've tried Caffeine, NoSleep, and something called Insomniax. I'm running a 2013 MacBook Pro Retina with macOS Sierra.","In clamshell mode when there's no video monitor detected (ie, you've switched away from the MBP's video) then there's nothing that will keep it awake." +"Honestly? The country was legit in the best shape I can recall it being in in the first half of the year. The country was still impoverished, sure, but there were enough macroeconomic signs that we'd turned a corner. Things were getting better, but Duterte managed to convince enough people that we were on the highway to a drug apocalypse. It's... I love my country, but it seems to have just gone insane over the past few months.",People are just sick of the corruption +Any reasonable liberal is supporting Clinton in this race. Any Bernie supporter who switched to Trump is either an idiot or imaginary.,"Ah yes, the reduction of problems into bite size If this, then they're that solutions." +"Now that the election is over I (your libertarian friend up north in Candanavia) have a question for all my fellow freedom lovers down south. So I have long felt that the canadian libertarian party has sold out its values has been corrupted by special interests and all and all is basically in my eyes now acting in the same authoritarian way the major parties in Canada have (shutting down freedom of speech thought policing and just in general saying and doing very un-libertarian things in my eyes). So my question for you guys is do you feel the same thing about your party in the US? I only ask because as an outside observer it does seem that way. Gary Johnson did a horrible job as a candidate (towing the mainstream media line on Trump, speaking with his tongue in his mouth, the now infamous Aleppo moment and he seemed absolutely stoned to the gills at all times). I also feel the only reason he was getting any attention was that the Trump media monster (that was first created by the MSM itself) was rolling fast and furious. The media lost control of the narrative and all of a sudden Gary Johnson is all over network news. Then we have Bill Weld who flat out endorsed Hillary by the end. (Something even green party leader Jill Stein would not do when she said voting for Hillary is voting for WW3). Of course I don't live in the states so I can't verify what the actual climate is for the boots on the ground so to speak. All I know is that from this libertarian north of the 49th something sure smells fishy to me. So I ask again. Has the US libertarian party sold out?",My only problem is the way he handled interviews +"Like the Quaker dipped ones, they're still bomb af though","Yes, candy is tasty." +"Kid named Rowdy. Super nice kindergartener. Wondered why the hell his name was Rowdy. Met his mom. Dad was MIA. Lived with grandma. In a hoarder-house and they smoked inside with the window closed. He graduated last spring. Saw him walking in the rain at 9 am - not sure where he was headed, but all I could think was he was headed in the wrong direction. :(",Sounds like a great opener to a short story. +PlayStation VR Review (PSVR),"I can't wait till PES (or, sigh, FIFA) become playable with PSVR... and I can just hover over the sideline in a full stadium while playing the game." +I'm deeply concerned as to who in the **Environmental Protection Agency** *doesn't* acknowledge climate change.,Trump's appointment to LEAD it. +"Rotating House, extreme way to control the sun ;) (not english)",AKA Maintenance Nightmare. +"I mean, if you really think about it, it makes sense that an experimental gun may not work sometimes. Instead of calling it a bug, they should call it a perk.","it's not a bug, it's a feature" +"I'm pretty sure she didn't marry him for his looks, his personality, or his sexual prowess, so I imagine there was a different motivation.",Intellect? +Carphone Warehouse launching a campaign with the slogan We're Pro Choice! WTF?,Ugh eww +A game of swords?,Second floor basement? +Hell of a throw.,Not Because Girl hahahahahahahahahaha +"I do vitality, endurance, strength, and dexterity all evenly. Works for me.",What about my 99 points in resistance? +feewing ugwy,Memegod's memeing powers seem awfully limited +Great commentary on ATM's on my Facebook feed,$3 is robbery when your account balance is$21.83 and your ride is on E +Nothing will bring me more joy than to hear Beat LA once again.,Go to a clippers game +They argued that being a cuckold was part of a normal healthy sexual relationship a few days ago. I'm not even kidding,Its like they are self aware and just fucking with us. +Metal Gear Solid isn't a fucking anime,For u +This is historic. A victory for a candidate with a major lack of support In his own party will either destroy the republican party or force it to lose a large number of its members. And a loss for the Democratic candidate who should have been the gimme candidate shows the massive lack of support for the Democrats as well. I'm hoping some third parties step the fuck up.,And yet everyone around me thinks all the Republicans are fully in accord with Trump and will have full control over the government now. +"Hearthstone, Minecraft and KOTOR are not iOS games. They have ports on iOS, but we're not made for it",The guy literally JUST said how everyone unfairly dismisses iOS games that are ported from consoles and PCs and then you unfairly dismiss games for being ports. +Why meditation is very important (short and simple) Prolonged Porn use has been proven to decrease the brains grey matter. Meditation has been proven to increase grey matter. It was proven in studies that actually examined the brains of porn users and meditators... A quick Google search is all you need to find the studies Grey matter is important for cognitive function and emotions.. including pleasure and happiness,How to meditate? +Thats what i just said.,"as in, they just don't care about crosshair customization." +"To be fair, dayz has been in alpha for what, 4-5 years? Gotta give them some credit though, it is starting to get pulled together.",3 years... See lol +P,U +I had it drop last week. 2/10 does not make me look fab.,"Good thing you arent a Hunter, and it doesnt matter." +No love for the ninjas?,"They are the fastest already, the other classes battle out for second" +"Trump, Conservatives Silent After Latest Cop Killer ID'd as White Man",big freaking suprise. +Liverpool and Palace are playing in the best game of the season and you are watching Nicolas Cage?,"It could be worse, Twilight is on ITV2 at the mo." +Top Kek Utah?,The kekiest of Utahs +There needs to be a good term for a person who has sex with someone knowing they have a SO,Jody. +Where did she actually advocate for open borders? Sheesh.,Right before her Satanic Rituals +BuzzFeed Snapchat at it again...,"lol that writer is too incompetent to space these things correctly, all the minuses have a different spacing." +"When Disney bought out Pixar, John Lasseter from Pixar became Chief Creative Officer over Disney Animation Studios. So Disney did become more like Pixar. As head of both now, he brings them closer together.",Disney only bought Pixar in a technical sense...the deal involved a massive amount of Disney stock and afterward Jobs and his folks ended up with massive influence which at least IMHO has reshaped the parent company in very positive ways. +Here's another in case of shill attempts at fraud,A clear case of bigoted photoshop. +Titanfall: Frontline Gameplay,Why does the mobile game offer us the option to play as the IMC and not the actual game? +LOL Hillary's campaign is about 'stronger together' and unity ... She's called half of the country deplorable! HAHA this guy is a crack-up!,"Seriously how can he say that DT's campaign is about himself when his tag line is literally MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN he wants a better future for all Americans, not just the ones that support him." +The best birthday gift I've ever received!,I initially read it as ilo y v oue +"This is probably the best answer, the main reason I'm depressed is because of lack of friends",Wanna hang out? +At least have his ult hit minions. Normally you're not going to use your ult on a minion lane but it just feels weird that it does nothing to them :/,We can't have instant wave clear now can we :/ +secret tip artemis player,Don't worry I sent a support ticket to get it fixed <3 +SKT-T1 vs ROX Tigers / Game 4 / Post-Match Discussion,Who cares about MF pick anymore Bengi played NIDALEE! +Dark Doo.,Unkindoodled +Nah it's fine. I was just taking a jab at ya.,You may have just be jabbing but I truly hate him with all of my soul and being so badly I can't see straight. +"I feel threatened. This is a threat. I am perceiving this as a call for genocide. Salon must be delegitimize as a news source. Legalpedes, what can we do about this? This isn't just hate speech, this is a direct threat",I shoot back +WAKE ME UP INSIDE,CAN'T WAKE UP +How does voter ID legislation impact absentee ballots?,"Easy, he didn't read the article." +Pole-dancing float in Jacksonville Christmas parade raises eyebrows,Something... something... North Pole! +The Fostering Connections Act of 2008 already requires states to keep siblings together.,You wanna write him a public letter explaining the state law? +Odds on Burr using this as an excuse to try and cram more cybersecurity bullshit through Congress?,"If people considered their privacy like their gun rights... oh, who am I fooling?" +Mayberry license plates showing Andy and Opie may be coming to N.C.,"Surprisingly, I *like* this license plate logo better than the new NC logo." +Soon.,Moon. +"...Didn't he do all those other things, though? He's looking way better these days.",Nah he is just so fat he collapsed in on him self forming a black hole in which hl3 will never escape +TIL James Cameron took good friend Guillermo del Toro to a bank and withdrew $1 million in cash to pay the ransom for the safe return of his kidnapped father,That article is so badly written I scarcely find it plausible +"My ancient desktop calculator blew up and went viral on a repost yesterday. Somebody asked what boobies looked like on it, so, here's that..",That Donnie Darko font tho +Actual Jake Stein is wondering if he would like to do an AMA on this subreddit!,Do it +I guess you could say I love shotguns...,Dat accuracy doe +Don't jinx it..,"well, looks like he did" +what song is she humming?,Pink panther +"Just found this, still accurate",What's the idea behind the Thomas The Train/Pleb face? +Josh or Melvin? Probably Sanders either way though,Sorry josh +"I like letting the 3 in Weak3n be free to go wherever it chooses to, when I'm typing it haha",I believe the 3 needs to find time to to improve as a letter if it wants to be in a competitive environment such as 'Weak3n'. +Which Droid is yours?,"I'll take HK-47, thank you." +"Did you watch gameplay of her? Did you look at her abilities? She counter everyone u listed pretty hard. Her effective range is the same as Soldier 76 according to a gamedeveloper that talked on Unitlost stream. She is designed to kill people alone, so her dmg isnt low. She will defenatily change the meta you see today. If they dont nerf her to the ground on the ptr :)",Her damage didn't look good enough to replace McCree or Genji. +No! Just no. If this ever happens it will be a sad day for the RPG genre.,What rpg? +Hundreds of far-right protesters have marched through Berlin calling for Chancellor Angela Merkel to be removed from office. Police accompanied the protest forcibly removing a blockade staged by far-left counter-demonstrators,Wait... I thought Europe was basically Eden and we were primitives by comparison... What could they possibly be mad about? +"Latinos are hard to poll, because of the language barrier. FiveThirtyEight doesn't accurately capture them.","OK, you're adding even more to the confusion I'm talking about" +"Even a new product costs apple about $250, not $750.","Sure, no dispute it's less than retail obviously." +I created a simple comparison between an all Apple solution and a non Apple solution.,But...... FinalCutProX I neeeeeeeed it +"Just to clarify are the Hubologists in Fallout 4 a part of the main group, or are they a different sect that branched out from the main body?","From what I can tell they don't have anything to do with Fallout 2's hubologists, they both read the same (pre war) book and decided it was true" +"Hahahaha, no, not really. It's wanting living creatures in your ass.",I am so glad I didn't google it +They look ridiculous?,"Disagree wholeheartedly, especially on a body like that :D" +Globalism is poison. Borders and national unity are important.,"Because countries don't ever export or import anything and only have ~~strong independent~~ self-sufficient state-of-the-art economies like Best Korea who don't need no other countries, overseas investments aren't something anyone ever heard of and I'd rather have dem strong bowdahs and nashunal ahdentehtey than dem evil corporashunz not giving their moniez away, fuck finance and economics and sheit, who need dat" +"Peter Jok This guy can definitely score in college, there is no doubt about that. But is he good enough to get drafted this year? If he does get drafted where? How good could he be?",I'm thinking late first or second round. +"Hitpoints are a game mechanic that can't usually be translated to WWW to begin with, healing items are an extension of that. I think most people assume that video game characters don't canonically take any significant injuries that aren't in cutscenes or plot points etc.",I've always been of the opinion that if damage taken in the game isn't in a cutscene or otherwise isn't shown on the player-character (batman's suit in the Arkham games shows battle damage as he progresses showing he's taking a beating throughout the night) then they didn't actually take damage. +"These both are cool, but I want to upgrade my already low button count, just can't decide if I really need the 12 buttons or just one with 6 as I said in my post, we don't have that many spells anymore :(",Naga Hex seems a good pick then +"With Norway being a NATO member, I wonder what the news here is.",Found one of those guys who only read headlines +But who watches the guy who watches?,"Not now, Jin-Yang!" +Learning mathematics up through calculus on Khan Academy.,Patrickjmt +Did u all reach your goal? I reached it and you?,"Can't reach bronze V, stuck in gold ... Good team every time, fuck" +Is that a joke? You think Jordan or Kareem had to say I Love Basketball in the team huddle before every game? That shits makes me cringe. Does he also want a participation trophy at the end of the season?,Cool down now. +"People are busy, not stupid. This charade can't continue forever, and their credibility is shot after this.","I think you overestimate the majority of people, especially CNN viewers." +only 38 points last year.. not top line material,"Considering our current first line options include Alex 14 points last year Chiasson and Linden 15 points last year Vey, I don't beggars can be choosers here." +"Those are usually reserved for west coast teams. Everyone can be home in time for Sunday Night Football if all the games start at 1 pm. Why do they need more anyways? They already air the maximum,",It's just imbalanced where you have like 10 games at 1pm and three games at 4pm +MRW life smacks you in the face,Damn right. +Pleas no,I'm more enthusiastic about Gunn in World Tag League than YoshiTatsu. +They better up the commuter parking soon.. it's the most convenient station off the 401,Isn't the new garage completed now? +"If Donald Trump didn't have a wealthy upbringing, he'd essentially be Biff from Back to the Future.","Oh man, I wonder if it's because Biff is based on Donald Trump?" +Beggars can't be choosers.,Dude please tell me you're trolling and not this dumb.. +"problem there is my wifi isn't strong enough to play any games online, typically on Ps4 I play single player RPGs: - FFX - DS3 - Bloodborne - Dishonored2 - Megaman these are some of the recent ones I played through",Much better +"Okay but in order to get the freezer levels required for proper heat circulation, you need the window open. And I think heating loses to the outdoors. My solution: Hibernate. Crawl into bed the second it's consistently cold enough to do so, get out when the heat from the outside makes it unbearable.",I am sure you could have a window that opened and closed on a timer. +Time for a bowl pack,Better late then never! +"LIVE Stream: Donald Trump Rally in Sterling Heights, MI 11/6/16 !",#DRAIN THE SWAMP Pepe's safe on his Lily Pad! +New Poll: Trump up 13 Points with Catholics,Does anyone know the Obama Rommney/McCain ratio? +You calling Triss a basic bitch?,"idk, she just looks like a Pumpkin Spice kinda girl" +couldnt agree more.,It's already over this is just the regrettable make up sex before we *really* break up next time. +New Era has an idea for a new nickname for the stadium.,The cap sounds pretty cringy tbh +Friday Afternoon Game Thread brought to you by: Apple cider in my Cup Is there a good game on?,Houston takes the lead with 1:29 left. +"#in other news, Tim Kaines car just got into an accident as well. Regardless of what you think of him, crazy day!",Brings the question: What does he know about Hillary Clinton and the Foundation? +"It turns out military members may not like a guy who says we should commit war crimes, be loose with nukes, and thinks he unilaterally knows more than the men and women who have spent decades studying and practicing military strategy.",Nah this is just evidence she's a neocon! +Granddaughter of George HW Bush & daughter of Pres George W Bush seen at Clinton fundraiser in Paris... with Huma Abedin,The Bush-Clinton-Saudi Cabal must end! +"As a TBM I always considered who my favorite apostle was. Now I can't decide who my LEAST favorite is. Between Oaks, Holland, Bednar, and Ballard, I just can't seem to decide who is the most hypocritical and mean. :/ Anyone else think the same?","My most favourite apostle is Bednar because I think his arrogant authoritarian leadership will send many Mormons, those with a brain and a backbone, running from the church." +how? Amtrak is much more expensive and requires me to take the Metro after. I'm planning to leave very early in the morning and return for a dinner with some professors on Monday. I've been here for years already and without a carpool/actual car there isn't much to make up for the huge distance between here and Chicago.,"Amtrak is $10-20, cheaper than PCC or SE." +Greats who almost went undiscovered? I started thinking about this after reading about how Walter Johnson was discovered playing in the Idaho State League by a Senators scout. Who do you think are some baseball greats who could've gone undiscovered?,Pujols comes to mind. +Haven't every bad guy in the history of the universe explained how he will do his bad shit when he thinks he is safe just so the good guy can stop him?,The temporary suspension was only a setback! +Grindr scruff or growlr,"Thats right, theres no such thing as gay, just higher rounds of gay chicken." +"If the SAA and its allies have quality troops guarding T4 it will not fall, even if it gets besieged they will hold the line just like they did at Kuweires. In any case reinforcements will be on the way to the area and they will be in a much better place to hold the line. Looking at the map of the area Palmyra was always going to be difficult to hold against a sustained ISIS assault. The Palmyra salient was a tactical gamble and it may of payed off for the SAA and its allies if ISIS weren't bringing in reinforcements from Iraq back to Syria by the thousands. The SAA now flush with offensive troops after their victory in Aleppo have big decisions to make regarding what theater to make a priority next. In my opinion attempting to retake Palmyra again will once again just leave the same giant salient open to another ISIS counterattack once the elite troops leave for another front. Deir Haifer should be the next SAA target then pushing towards the Eastern SDF lines and Lake Assad cutting off the TFSA from taking anymore territory south of Al-Bab without encountering SAA resistance. The new front line between the SAA and ISIS could run between Lake Jabbul and Lake Assad leaving a much smaller line to defend against ISIS with geographical obstacles (the lakes) preventing any meaningful flanking attacks. This wouldn't result in that much of an expansion of the length of the SAA line in Aleppo if done in conjunction with SDF forces in a giant three axis movement to limit further advances of the TFSA.","ISIS is encircled in Iraq thanks to the PMU's, they actually did this precisely to prevent them retreating to Syria and causing problems for the regime." +"We get it, you vape.",VapeNayyyssshh +Donald Trump Plays the Saxophone,I want to hear that sax isolated. +"Maybe she was thinking about Miami, Ohio. Still stupid but makes a little more sense","theres a Miami in Texas as well, they pronounce it My Amma... that in itself is idiotic but what do I know I'm a redditor." +I made a Darth Vader stove!,KYS +"My copier hole punches and staples, where I cannot get it to do so if i print. Very frustrating.","Seems strange, many drivers nowadays have implemented the feature" +I've seen posts from the_donald where they call muslims subhuman. They are racist as fuck.,"You can only be racist towards humans, duh." +"In leaked emails, Colin Powell says Israel has 200 nukes",So then why the fuck are we giving them more money to defend themselves? +"Haha yea, but to do that you need to be better then them in the first place.",Or you could be named Jake Kanner. +Nike can 100-0 any squishy at level 4 and beyond. Broken.,"I mean so can Tyr, Wukong, Osiris, Chaac, Bellona, and Odin" +"Hire me pls, I can computer","No, hire me, I can computer better and I can internet." +"idk it just looks kinda weird, the poler bear one looks better",Fuck you buffalo are cool as shit. +The Gaming PC at Best Buy Starter Pack,"You need lots of RAM and one of those fancy i7's, don't worry about the GPU, the rest makes up for it" +"Yes, but you don't go around claiming to love animals.",Exactly my point. +"What units would make you go p2w? I'm making this post because I didn't get Luneth and I think I'm going to drop major dough to get him. I've gotten everyone else but I just need him. So, what's the unit that'll make you break if you don't get?",Nice try IMUG. +My mom was proud of me. She said I wasn't a scrub anymore.,I Ibet your k/d is shit scrub. +That is a positive. For us. He definitely blew up some other places.,But all the wmds we found! +I hate this joke because I read the whole thing and it doesn't even work in a British accent. I got to the end and didn't even get the pun for a few minutes.,I hate the joke because it makes people punch me. +"Donald Trump Rally in Wilkes-Barre, PA",BTFO +Russel wilson would like a word with you,He was a transfer and I still think Brees is better. +Where can I find bddmv's website,don't think they're currently taking orders +I found a site that is tracking the status of Trump's policies.,Does it update live as he changes his policies by the hour +Everyone with a flair of her for violating her image rights,"Also everyone who used the words Taylor, Swift, Taylor Swift T-Swizzle, Snek, or Taytay." +Ryan Miller helps out Troy Stecher,This game made me respect guys who stand up for their teammates 10x more. +Are you offering me a job?,"Only if you accept what I can afford consistently, karma, for your wages." +"In celebration of the Doctor Strange US premiere tonight, here is my LEGO MCU heroes minifigure collection!",Even in *freaking lego sets* the TV characters dont make the cut +It's a good thing I'm not that good at the game or this could be dangerous.,Not as dangerous as a rocket jump +"Gg OSU, I thought we had you for about 2 plays",Yeah... those first two runs we had were pretty good. +He likes big cocks,And I don't think he lies. +if she says daddy can you pass the salt dont pass her the salt otherwise it'll get awkward.,Lmao +i know but again nothings forever even titans like dota and cs,"Mate by your logic if nothing lasts forever, nation-states aren't a sustainable form of governance, the Internet won't be around eventually, we'll all die, and nothing's worth discussing." +VADER VS LUKE,Of course Vader won half his team was helping... +Youre not centre then. AP is basically dead-centre.,I am not a fan of the Alberta Party since Glenn Taylor was the party leader. +I've never had a spawn reachable from my house and I seem to get by just fine.,I want to be able to not walk or move to play a game that's main novelty is walking and moving. +Guess mookies 30 hrs and 24 sbs just dont make the cut. What a weird stat to skew to put turner (although really fucking awesome) into the same category as goldy trout and altuve,Arbitrary cutoffs are frustrating when it excludes other guys with very similar (or much better) stats. +China's right: smartphones are a big reason Trump can't win a trade war,Michael Dell could fix this instantly. +LITERALLY UNPLAYABLE,Sometimes I wonder if the servers I'm playing on are cracked then. +U like fucking movies lmaooo,Good eye! +including three semi-automatic rifles and an assault rifle he purchased recently An assault rifle is a semi-automatic rifle here in California.,But not all semi-automatic rifles are assault rifles? +yah,yah yahh yah! +Ireland beat All Blacks for the 1st time in 111 years while playing in Chicago! | Rugby,So the police get attacked for this and Ireland gets praised? +Who's line is it Monday? Halloween Edition! October 31st,Things funnier than Taylor Hall being on the banner of the week for Edmonton. +Is anybody else really nervous about us going against the winless saints at home next week? I feel like only charger fans understand the fear of going against a winless team...,"I always assume well lose going into games, that way when we win its better." +Okay seriously?,Don't okay seriously me when you DM me scans of SCP to show they're multiversal lmao +So *nanlaban* huh.. Why would they resist if they are already inside a jail?,Because it was too early for them to wake him up? +All I can see is the clenched butthole when I look at that mount,It's hideous. +She condones prostitution so I definitely don't want her in Twin Peaks.,When did she say that? +"####WELCOME TOONAMI FAITHFUL! **What's on tonight** --- | Time | Show | Episode | Number | |----------|----------|----------|----------| **12:00AM** | **Dragon Ball Z Kai: The Final Chapters** | *Peace for the Future! The Spirit of Goku is Forever!* | Unknown | **12:30AM** | **JoJo's Bizarre Adventure** | *Final Ripple!* | 9 out of 26 | **01:00AM** | **JoJo's Bizarre Adventure** | *New York's JoJo* | 10 out of 26 | **01:30AM** | **Hunter x Hunter** | *? Surprising ? Win, A* | Unknown episode count | **02:00AM** | **Naruto:Shippuden** | *Mystery of Tobi* | 138 out of ongoing series | **02:30AM** | **One Piece** | *End of the Battle is Nigh! Pound in the Finishing Move* | 373 out of ongoing series | **03:00AM** | **One-Punch Man** | *Deep Sea King* | 8 out of 12 | --- And don't forget to hashtag (#) your favorite show on Twitter while it's on air! #Toonami --- Remember the rules, have fun, and stay gold. **Only Toonami.** ---",Clearly the properties of this Nen must be unstoppable and brilliant +Were you not around for 2000..?,I was too young to remember. +"Who care's about the green one, It could be mould. **THERE'S A PURPLE PIXEL INSTEAD**",Motherfuckers on this subreddit don't understand that you need to use more than one color in order to represent an object semi realistically +I think Chrome is the problem. I use opera and i haven't had any of these 'ads',I use Vivaldi and never got these ads either +That's not even hot I'd rather take a pig than her,David Cameron? +Days in jail is money from your pocket. Should have been 30 days community service at a minimum. Putting people in cages should be reserved for violent criminals and those that are refusing to make restitution that would save taxpayer dollars.,I would agree with you if they didn't put people in cages for a plant. +"Yes, half of Trump supporters are racist",And 100% are absolutely deplorable +"Golden boogy, the nightmares are real",Pick a legendary +I think this would be fantastic for game developers. Just throw deep mind at the problem and watch it become a master of your game. It could then use that mastery against your player base and adjust to users skill level ...might be bad for QA testers though could put them out of work quickly.,can't wait to have a completely figured meta 5 minutes after a game or a patch release +I was watching Tim and Eric and I noticed something familiar.,That set is also used for porn sometimes +I'd make a comment that wasn't witty at all. :(,I'd just jump on a gold train and hope for the best. +"[Later, on the FAQ webpage of the government on Brexit] The government has made its position clear.",... that it doesn't have a fucking clue. +"Well, it looks like the people on this sub are watching something, asleep, or just aren't taking to this show right now. The only reason I'm here is because Shooter is one of the only movies I watch on a consistent basis, and when I realized today that there's a show, I had to watch immediately. So far, I'm loving it. Like, audibly gasping for air at the end of both the first and second episodes. I kind of wish I caught wind of this halfway through the season so I could watch more episodes. At this point, I'll be waiting with bated breath each week. Some side notes: I've only seen Omar Epps in House(as far as I'm aware), so seeing him in this role feels odd to me. I didn't recognize Bob Lee or Julie, so that probably outs me as not much of a TV guy. I'm more of a movie and anime guy, though I do have several TV shows I love.","Julie was in one of the final destinations, that's what I remember her from." +"Not only did the Soviets use infantry as armour for their tanks, they also 'resorted to using logs!'",And somebody actually believes it +"this is 3 years old, but yes.","I know, but his twitter was just as much of a shitshow all through the election" +Anti-LGBT groups are absolutely giddy about a Trump presidency,"Please, Trumpets, tell me why this doesn't matter, so I can proceed to laugh myself hoarse." +"Destroy itself? Why do right-wingers and hardcore Israel supporters always talk in extremes? Pretty sure most of the world just wants Israel to respect Palestinians and stop stealing land, crops, and livelihoods. How is the very act of settling/being a settler only OK if you are Israeli?","considering that there is no treaty or binding resolution granting palestinians sovereignty/ownership, would it be reasonable to argue that palestinians are stealing land every time they build new homes?" +Season 2 was really cool,"Pre-LCS was actually pretty great with large international tournaments with Moscow 5, Dig, TSM, CLG, etc" +Why did we have an announcement for the International?,"Actually one of the top posts was from SirActionSlacks, who casted The International, and his comment was Thanks for this, im going to watch my first game of leauge ever because of your post Hotbid and Maelk, who are owners/personalities also commented positively about the thread." +"Just broke the previous mass princess record. Was 44, now its 46!",And here am i with zero +"In 1979 Frank Zappa celebrated a hit all across Europe. It never got much traction in the US because radio stations refused to play it, for reasons that will become rather obvious if you do.","Look at that badass, just casually picking up bras and panties gettin tossed at his feet." +Enjoy watching Eric Trump destroy 3 CNN cucks at once after the debate. Annihilation,You know you are pathetic when you can't even keep your propaganda machine under control 3 on 1 +how do I use Console Commands to give myself like 100x Rubber 100x cloth and the like,Google +"For all the people that said how often do you get to lvl 25? The answer is, pretty much every game now. I have no problem with the patch, but exp seems to be TOO easy to get. I literally did nothing as a treant in a game and still got lvl 25, aghs and octarine by getting the bounty runes and gpm talent.","And with how all the cool shit in the talent trees is set at level 25, I'm enjoying this a lot." +"I'm sorry to tell you, but mr. Trump has himself said in a TV-interview that it's all right with him that Crimea should belong to Russia. It is against the international law and the agreements of the UN. If he is ready to accept annexation once, what makes us trust him an other time? In the European media we were told that mr. Trump's meeting with the Mexican president was nearly a catastrophe. I think The Politico and The Washington Post told much the same. Mr. Trump was unstable, impulsive and rude in the first presidential debate. I also read The Arizona Republic's very informative article of why they are not endorsing mr. Trump for president. The picture painted by that article was very much the same picture that has been obvious from other media and finally mr. Trump's own behaviour at the debate. I'm sorry to say, but the rest of the world is going to be in trouble if mr. Trump will be elected. He is not conservative in a manner we have used to see.","I admit I don't know a whole lot about the annexation issue specifically, but it's clear from the rest of your post that you've simply already made up your mind and will not be swayed by anything I say." +She's on that 'id shit my pants if I saw her irl' level of hot,I'd be willing to wear those pants of yours if it leads me to seeing her. +"it has been a while since I read it, but I don't believe that's how it happened. I could be wrong.","No it's absolutely what happened,Harry was pretending to be dead and in the confusion neville kills the snake while Harry slips around in his cloak." +"I'm now in Belgium, but too poor to afford more than the one beer I already had, especially after I took a taxi. DAMN those are more expensive here than in the USA.",In Western Europe in general beer is ridiculously overpriced everywhere aside from certain supermarkets. +I get that. But I want to see positivity and self love.,ew gross +Am in Midwest have never heard of this Kwik Trip.,Me either +"What do you think is the best thing that could happen to CS:GO in 2017? Could be about the pro scene, the game itself, or really anything related to CS:GO.",insane anti-cheat system Kreygasm +I'm 5'5.. Try that. Good thing I enjoy the company of other men,...How YOU doin'? +also what is the 'tobacco use' the esrb rating warns us about,Fucking McCree.... having to come in and make another note for existing...... +Game Thread - Sixers at Twolves We're going streaking!,Ilyasova is so annoying to play against and i fucking love it +This... This changes everything!,Until you dc midway through fel rush +"Approximately 80% ($18.5 trillion) of gold is traded in London. Of that, $6+ trillion is transferred physically between vaults in the city.",Where does one get such statistics? +"Israel is responsible for the civilians they bomb. And I didn't say they are equal partners, I said that Israel killed more civilians. And continuing to allow illegal settlements is increasing tensions too. If you think Israel is blameless, you need a reality check.",so you are saying if you shoot at me and i shoot back it is my fault that the human shield you brought is also hit by shrapnel? +Taylor Swift,She has to be 6'3 with those shoes on. +Turtle Rock Studios ends their support for Evolve,They lost my support after 2h in the beta. +Looks like CTR finally figured out how to vote manipulate. And with only 2 days to spare! Pathetic.,"lmao Explains why we're over reacting to the assassination attempt, I guess." +Newt Gingrich on Project Veritas video: Where is the FBI? Why are they not investigating this? They should open an investigation right now.,Because the FBI director is a weasel +Australia's $14 per GB is a lot better than Canada's $45.,"They pay $700 for a $400 TV, $50,000 for a $30,000 car, $110 for a $70 video game.... Australia often gets royally fucked when it comes to the price of consumer products." +Elon Musk Thinks Universal Income Is Answer To Automation Taking Human Jobs,Elon musk is pinker then an Indian River grapefruit. +"Hey Reddit, what's your biggest We can put a man on the moon, but we can't --- gripe?","We can put men on the moon, but we can't get everybody to *believe* it." +m16 sucks dick Man.....Just when I thought that gun couldn't get any better,meant to put +I am the liquor,I'm the one who vomits. +I can't believe that person turned the camera away at the most important moment.,That explosion probably hurt a bit +"All they had to do was make **one map**. They must be saving it for the France DLC, they have to be.",French one is going to kick ass I hope they do a Verdun. +Stupid broken? Uh the older one was more broken than that,what was the older older one? +Chicago Cubs Rally - Guy Pissing In Sewer,Should've been a live leak video :-P +Trump's final ad passes off footage of migrants in Hungary as scene from U.S.,A political ad with misleading information but not technically lying Wow...never saw that before +"You can't even get your propaganda right. She said in the western hemisphere, and she was talking about an electric system.",Do you really want your home powered by Mexican electrons? +Because 30% of the world's oil pours forth via area under their purview... Are you sure you have a PhD?,I got the impression that this tweet is more rhetorical than actually asking why +Verysmart kid's farewell message to his high school,raspy aspy lmfao +"It would be a 4-1-2-1-2, Isco would play behind CR7 and Benzema. Modric and Kovacic can defend and attack while Casemiro will play as CDM.","Too narrow,but might work against us because our midfield is shit right now." +I mean I guess he's kinda right. Most of them run at like 400fps+.,Dota 2 can be ran with Intel HD graphics at 60+ fps on low preset @ 1080p +Ground is transparent in forward render mode.,Literally unplayable +I never heard nelson say anything about it as well.,nelson is 80% observing this sub +New wedges,"As soon as my son can hit adult size clubs I'll be having a set of these made for him, he's a blue fanatic." +Perspective is a...bit off.,I've seen more perspective from Ann Coulter. +I wonder when we will start treating facebook as a malware.,I alredy have Facebook on my browser blacklist to block anything (like these like buttons) from Facebook just like i would do with malware sites... +Bennett on the Bears: We just had a buncha bitches on the roster. That's why we didn't win games. And coaches liked the bitches.,"Man, I used to really like this guy." +"Building the House of Breitbart, with the Help of Liberals","blame russia, everything is their fault you know..." +Wall Mounted Gaming Computer,I like it but it feels very exposed for what looks like a $1000 gaming pc +Really? I would. He's the only player that can put a god damn puck in the net in the shootout. we all say #fucktheshootout only because were bad at it. If the Leafs were good at it and our rookies had high shootout success percentages NOBODY would be saying fucktheshootout.,He had 3 shots on net and no scoring chances. +He meant cloth.,I doubt it +I got thrown out of the map on ZIS by a killer clown...,Thrown out of Spaceland... *...and into Space...* +thanks,"Anytime, cutie." +Rare seeing this happening,Good thing you didn't put the game in the title so the game developers won't get credit for the people who don't want to scroll past half the comments +That guy is garbage at social interactions.,"We're all garbage at social interactions, but at least we don't say shit like this." +End of season RAGE THREAD CAPS ALL THE TIME POST YOUR SALTINESS ABOUT RANK OR WHATEVER,*Just waiting for preseason* +What is reddit's biggest circlejerk of 2016?,r/politics +Emboldened the e.,And also r/Avoid5 +"I'm a boy, and talking to boys in high school would probably have made it more likely, not less. High school boys are pretty fucked up.","Same with highschool girls,but they are probably better at hiding it." +"You click on the redeem button, it asks you to put your phone number and takes you to Lyft App if you havealready installed one and code automatically adds to your App. This is if you are redeeming your own code. If you want to add another code, just go into Add Payment Method in your Lyft App and add a code in 'Add Credit/ Gift Code' section.",How do you use exactly $15 +Bleaches assholes though. We need to get past rappers bragging about how much more money they have than their target audience.,You sound like someone who doesn't have eight figures +Author/journalist calls for Trump's assassination!,This is the new job of The_Donald; Finding these posts and reporting them to ensure his security. +I won't be voting for President but I do want to vote for all the referendums.,Probably a solid decision as the top presidential candidates are both assholes. +"Be honest with yourself... You're the director, actor, writer, and producer of your own life. You decide if your life is a hit or a flop. The problem is that most people play extras in their own movie. You chose this. Everyone is self made, but only the successful will admit it.","Because, you know, things like being born with a disorder or into a very poor family has nothing to do with how successful you end up being" +"Around here the lesbians lean more towards small trucks. Like the Ford ranger, dodge Dakota, and the Chevy Colorado. Not sure why it's those and not a full sized truck",Because they're still women despite being lesbians. +"Lol, even CNN is calling for unity. He would gladly kick out tens of millions of people from this country and empowered white supremacist and nationalist groups to intimidate minorities, but those minorities should just shut up and give him a chance to lead. Fuck you, CNN.","How long before someone is called unpatriotic or antiamerican, for criticism of Donald Trump's slow train wreck?" +The funny thing is that she might have already given us a 100% honest reply: convenience and (an instance of) bad judgement. That could well be the actual answer.,With the NSA and the other dark agencies why did they not know about the server and go to President Obama or someone to get it shut down. +Mixed with beautiful perhaps.,Straight up majestic. +Northern VA,Me too. +"I think they were awful last night. But in their defense, you can't expect any unit to be elite when they're on the field for 40+ minutes a game. Offense fucked us.",We've done it two weeks in a row now. +$30 mil is the largest bust ever? That's surprising.,I'm sure the FBI or cia may have done bigger +Because that's obviously how you're supposed to look at a middle school football game.,I'm sorry I thought this was America. +"As someone who came straight from DS1 to DS3, I can't stop myself from thinking about how amazing the graphics are in this game! This game is gorgeous! It may be the most visually striking game I've played in recent memory","Ehh, not striking but pretty decent" +Olga Loera,ey bb nice shop u got there +bare booty in the morning :),Nice +This is our next Secretary of State. So humble.,The best people. +Spongecharted Multipants,Any combination of uncharted and spongebob is okay with me +"To add to this, don't be afraid to try new heroes every week in QM when they become available, and play them to level 5 (which takes about 5 games). There will be heroes you are not comfortable with that you will learn to understand by level 5 - what their weakness is, and what their strength is will become apparent to some degree. This will not only teach you to be a better player, but also show you heroes that you're comfortable with that you never thought you would be. Only buy the heroes you're comfortable with. If you're new to the game, the meta picks aren't useful to you; the people you play against are not going to know how to play the meta picks anyway. Similarly, try playing with your own build in the first game or two before looking up a build so you can *understand* why the build works (and you can tweak it as you please). Again, these builds are designed around people that know how they work so they're less likely to impact you if you just blind pick them based on whatever the internet said.","Also, it's worth noting that with the free boosters from the event getting heroes to level 5 is much easier." +TIL that the building on the first Grand Theft Auto's cover is Trump Tower.,Cops are about to be the real bad guys Look at us now. +How do I look??<_<,Terrific xox +wow I am stupid. I never knew it was an emoji.,its ok we all make mistakes +"No - not difficult to heal them. Mine are 2+ months and it's a breeze Yes, you can exercise just fine with them. Just make sure to shower after getting real sweaty or anything. Forgot to add: if your piercing starts to feel irritated during a certain exercise, STOP what you're currently doing. Try again later after giving the piercing a rest. Your body is trying to tell you something It all depends on the person but for me, mine aren't visible unless I wear a white thin tank top with no bra. I only wear sports bra without padding and the piercings don't show through. Even if my nipple gets hard, you can see the nipple poke through my shirt but no piercing. So I'd think that a normal bra with padding wouldn't show them at all Useful tips? Uhh when you do SSS you can prop a shot glass into your bra and soak hands free. In the shower, you can cup water over your boober and give em a good rinse. Good luck - make sure to go somewhere reputable!",Can you choose to have them put in a small ring rather than a barbell? +She was already propping one foot up 5 minutes in. Dunno just speculation.,"Yeah, 'cause it's not like high heels are freaking uncomfortable to stand in for any length of time." +"The tail of a feathered dinosaur has been found perfectly preserved in amber from Myanmar. The one-of-a-kind discovery helps put flesh on the bones of these extinct creatures, opening a new window on the biology of a group that dominated Earth for more than 160 million years.",Crazy to think how many more finds might be lingering out there somewhere being shaped for an amber pendant. +"Would be cool if Ubisoft did this but... Me and a random were waiting for Article 5 to start for 19 minutes. We talked about how Rainbow could be better, and one of those statements was it would be cool if there was more of a singleplayer story, such as playing as the operators in their life before Rainbow Six. For example, Thatcher is 55 years old, and he took part of the Iranian Embassy Siege in 1980. It would be the coolest thing if you could take part as Thatcher during the Iranian Embassy Siege and try to take out all the terrorists and save the hostages. Basically playing the operator in their previous experiences with terrorist attacks and seeing their lifestory before Rainbow Six could fit the singleplayer story that Siege is missing. Anyone agree? Probably won't happen, but only one can dream...",Sounds good to me. +"I wouldn't be surprised if a new character (or characters) might be on the way It would seem weird for them to come up with this new Character Pack model for releasing content, only to do it exactly once","they started creating necro in january (the latest), will be released late 2017.. at this pace, we will have another character in 2019..that is awesome" +Got off work in time to make it to the range to test my first build,"It's a good feeling, isn't it?" +"The friendzone and how he's always in there. There's probably a reason for that, mate. Or all of his crazy exes and all the totally crazy shit they did like have emotions and expect not to be treated like doormats. There are definitely some abusive women out there, but 9 times out of 10, when a guy is telling me about his crazy ex it sounds like she was just a normal girl who wouldn't put up with his shitty behaviour.",Well he's only in the friendzone because he's a nice guy! +It's muted because a majority of the people don't believe it. Evidence needs to be presented to the citizens of this country or it didn't happen.,How DARE people ask for evidence! +*boop*,*boop* +"Oh, I agree. I just thought you were referring to the last actual season with Harbaugh as coach. We were still 8-8 and should have been better.",agreed. +"Here's the part you missed: Subsection 41.2: If the Patriots do it, it's ok because fuck you that's why",And then 41.3: Unless it's deflating footballs +You wanted to talk?,"We'll bang, ok?" +"MRW I wake up and the_donald have front-paged a post at 4AM, which happens to be 2PM in Russia","but yeah, we are the ones being paid" +I thought this was an entry level class. Woops. Guess uhh... I'm just going to go.,"On the Internet, everything is entry level and everyone is a professional at everything" +"If all the agents in the same area use the same practises, no you don't have a choice, especially if you don't have the luxury of shopping the market and have a very limited time to move before starting a job etc.",No single agent will operate the same. +One high school student's support of Donald Trump may have made her a target.,This is what happens when the Democratic Party dehumanizes their Republican opponents as evil racist bigots (they're not). +New steam game 'Paladins' has a Engineer skin to unlock.,installing it rn :D +"WRNL does a decent job on a lot of their stuff - the Nebraska one was pretty spot on, and if there's one thing that Hawkeyes and Cyclones can come together on its shitting on Nebraska. Assigning themselves the delicious maple bacon cupcake was a bit presumptuous considering they're arguably the biggest cupcake on the schedule (they did just get embarrassed at home by FCS UNI), but I'm sure the author had to pacify their readers. However if they were to be a little more honest, ISU would be: Make-believe cupcakes you pretend to eat during a princess tea party with your neighbor's kid Sally - under different circumstances it'd be cute and adorable, but the fact is that Sally's 37 and obviously should be much further along in her development at this point in her life. She's part of a good, prominent family and there isn't really a known reason why she's cursed to the sad, pathetic life she has...but there she is. Nobody talks about her out of courtesy to her parents OU and Texas, and everybody feels pity for her, (even Kansas had an Orange Bowl in my lifetime) so we all just play along and pander out of pity (hey guys, remember Seneca Wallace?). She looks forward to the one day per year you stop over and visit waaaaaaaaaaay too much, yet you can't find it in your heart to cancel your annual play date because it's basically all she has to live for at this point and dimming the lone bright light in an otherwise cold, cruel existence seems heartless, so you play along and feign excitement when in reality, you're just counting down the weeks til you get to move on to real cupcakes that provide actual sustenance to real people (although Sally's imaginary FCS friends seem to have no qualms about downing her cupcakes lol).",Our niceness will make you feel sorry :/ +Danny Ric starting on SS. Could be a threat to Ros?,Daniel isn't going to do shit to Rosberg. +Now We Are On A Date,What? +Custom wooden sign my parents got me when i was 11 years old. We lived in Germany at the time. Certainly one of my most prized possessions.,Where have you lived in Germany and why did you leave? +Looks like the NHL are geo-blocking highlights now. What are some alternatives? Over the last couple of days I'm getting an error when I'm trying to watch highlights on DTMTS. Since it's using the videos directly from NHL's website I'm guessing they implemented some geo-blocking that affects people outside NA (I'm in Sweden). This means I have to find some other way to watch the highlights. Can anyone help me out? Thanks.,"On a related note, I think it's pretty fucked up that you have to sit through ads every other highlight even when you're a Gamecentre/NHLtv subscriber." +obviously alabama should drop out of the top 5 after only scoring 10 points against a team that just fired their head coach,It seems as though Saban is losing control of this team. +Kurt Cobain,Kurt CoBANG! +"It's probably gonna be painful for Bon Bon to get in the vents in Custom Night. When Funtime Freddy drops off Bon Bon near the vents, the puppet looks at what he has to climb up. Bon Bon attempts just grabbing on to the wall, but he falls and hits the floor. He then tries just clawing at the wall, hoping he would manage to find a place to latch on to, but this fails. A table is nearby, so Bon Bon attempts to climb the leg and then jump to the vent, but forgets that he has no legs and falls on his back to the ground. After a while, he manages to get himself upright and once again attempts to climb the table, and once getting that done scoots over to the wall and tries climbing, but falls once again, topples over the side of the table, and then ends up falling into a janitor's bucket and almost short-circuits. Once finally getting out, Funtime Foxy walks by, sees Bon Bon, and then walks away. Angered, Bon Bon takes another half hour to try and get to Funtime Foxy but gives up and scoots away. This time, he can't even climb the table leg anymore due to him being so slippery from the water. He immediately topples over on, once again, on his back. Thankfully, Bidybab comes by and finally rescues the suffering puppet. Bidybab's solution is to throw Bon Bon to the vent like a football. The throw misses and Bon Bon hits his head on the wall and makes a crack, but grabs the ledge of the vent at the last second. After a while, he gets up and finally crawls his way to victory. He ends up falling on the desk, gets caught on a cable and pulls down a desktop fan down with him to smash him. Bon Bon is suprised when he realizes there is no nightguard. The camera was still there, so he took a look at that. He was shocked to realize that there were no more animatronics in the building, and even worse, it was 9:28. Bon Bon stared in horror at the long intense hallway he would have to find a way down.",#Somebody please animate this and i'll give you succ +They truly are special.,Special Ed team +Second Half Thead Kittens vs Raiders maybe we can do it again?,what the fuck was that Jackson +"I've said it before countless times on this sub, Chazz has to be my favorite character in the history of Yu-Gi-Oh. Something about his whole demeanor and the way he progresses as a character just make me really happy.",On the downside he sounds like he gargles gravel and cigars every day +Nice coin. Why is this one your dreamer?,I have a set of George III Pennies and half Pennies I'm collecting and this one happens to be like THE penultimate example. +If a bunny and a fox mated they would give birth to a box.,This is some fucked up Zootopia fanfiction. +5 Free Loot Boxes from Blizzard!?!?,5 blues and 15 commons +yolo is going the way of gams or tubular or radical just some thing old people say that makes them think they sound young,"Everytime someone says lit, I imagine them saying groovy instead." +Have you found any useful situations for the ricochet mod with it?,"It's a cool attachment, but after you get the one that lets you aim down sights quicker, I can't recall the name, and once you get a second slot put on tactikill." +It's EA... take a guess,"hail Corp me, I had some issues with multiple licenses on origin and they gave me 4 more licences + dlc" +No sure if I'm delayed or you are.,I was commenting ahead of Jennings short yardage run. +"We score TDs and they score FGs, we win. Simple as that.",Big if true +"Vikings haven't had offense yet, chill the fuck out.",Whoosh +"Does it seem like the Falcons defense is better than the stats say? Well FO has them ranked 3rd best in the NFL! (above Seattle and Denver, btw)",Looks like 24th to me +He forgot to take his Brain Force pills today.,I'd laugh at Alex Jones more if there weren't so many people swallowing every bit of horseshit that comes out of his mouth as the word of fucking God +I might buy it for the One. The difference between 360 and One is so minimal.,359 doesn't seem that minimal to me... +"The exponential function crops up again and again in the solution of differential equations. All linear homogenous second-order ODEs have solutions that can be written in terms of the exponential function. The well known normal distribution in statistics has a probability density function that is expressed in terms of the exponential function. Also, the exponential function is very closely related to the trigonometric functions (you can write each in terms of the other), so once you've defined the exponential function you immediately get the trigonometric functions. It's difficult to really explain *why* this function should appear so much, except perhaps to point out that the fact that e^x is its own derivative is a very special property. Functions of the form f(x)=e^ax therefore solve equations of the form x'=ax, x''=a^2\*x, x'''=a^3\*x, etc - and a common method for solving more interesting equations is to try to reduce them to something simpler whose solution is known.",You know some pretty smart 5 year olds +Kellie Leitch: 'I am not a racist',"Well, somebody has to represent those that oppose unreasonable mass migration numbers, and those immigrants that are really just moles tasked with molding Canada into a pale version of its former glory." +Same here :(,It looks amazing though ;( +Bill Simmons on Twitter: I love Porzingis.,I don't know he is a huge boston homer but I enjoyed his writing at ESPN. +"I think he is saying that AA fits all of his needs, not that it's the only good mod.",yes exactly +Serious question for the Bernie folks. Wasn't it proven that Hillary and her criminal enterprise basically gave Bernie a royal fucking and sabotaged his entire campaign? Why would you vote for her?,This is all true (other than the criminal enterprise that might be overdoing it) but I'm not interested in who fucked over who I'm voting based who I think will do a better job in the White House despite my grudges against her campaign and the obvious corruption of the DNC +"Be living in the good Korea. Satellite city connected to Seoul. Run a lot. Notice a particular tag all along my typical route. Start seeing the tag everywhere. Party districts, financial district, city center, in a couple other satellite cities. It started to pop up everywhere i looked. Became obsessed with this tagger. Searched internet for info on the tagger. Began to take photos of all of their tags. Started noticing fresh tags that weren't there the last time i passed by a place. Tags are always just out of typical sight. Under bridges, on electrical boxes, the backs of street signs. Needed to know who this tagger was. One summer night, late, i get off the subway a stop before my usual stop because summer and want to enjoy the cool night breeze. Exit subway and 10 meters away is my obsession, tagging the front of a locked up newspaper stand. My heart sank. Something in me died and i said nothing to him as i walked past. Something about going from tagging these oddball partially hidden locations to vandalizing some poor old dude's newspaper stand just crushed it for me.",Tell him to go try that shit in the other Korea. +Did you make eye contact and exclaim This entire pile is my thoughts of you?,Oh no +"It's insane. I was at opening day for citizens bank opening season. I lived in Atlanta, lived in philly. Not a huge fan of citizens bank but the smaller feel was nice, you do have a view of downtown. But really, which stadiums in the 21st century in baseball do we all look at and just say, yup, great decisions all around from tax payer and stadium standpoint? I'm from Sd and think petco might be the best in that regards","As much as Mets fans miss Shea, I think we all pretty much agree that Citi is a great place to watch a ballgame." +December Vibes,That's a really big helmet +"What's the hardest hitting weapon in the game? Right now, I have a strength build that can easily belt out 400's with 1h wielding BKGS, but I want MORE. How can I hit harder **without changing my stats**?",What are your stats if you refuse to change them? +What's led you to this point?,Probably the dark lord Satan. +"People with Poor connection and Bad Computers Alright, here we go. History in the making as I champion the crusade against people with poor systems. First off, let's preface this with, I realize I'm going to catch a lot of flak for this and I don't care. This is a rant pure and simple and with any luck it'll raise awareness and liberate my fellow brothers who also suffer from this annoyance. To the heart of the matter. People with either poor quality computers or poor quality Internet connections should not play online games. They do not deserve to and should not have the right to. All they do is ruin the experience for their teammates by bringing the game down to an unfair level due to leaving, never joining or uncontrollably feeding because their game can't handle Dota. Now, I've heard many arguments against this like Oh, computers aren't that important. or I can't afford it. Please... these excuses are for the '90s. Today any decent computer can play Dota, it's such a well optimized game compared to others in the industry and I know people who run it perfectly fine on like $500 laptops. If you can't afford that kind of a computer or Internet service that's good enough too then you should not be playing video games and should be doing something more productive with your life like getting a job. Now, normally I love to rant for the sake of ranting but I'm going to try and be open about this and encourage people to either agree with me or present their arguments against this (so I can shoot it down as well.) I hope for nothing more than to let off some steam and hopefully see how many other share my opinion of this (so far I know of only two people.) TL;DR: People with bad computers or Internet shouldn't be allowed to play online games.",RIP free will. +Over watch fan here. I love the hell out of Paladins and think it brings enough to the table to not be a clone. /unpopular opinion,How *dare* you bring up *opinions* in here? +"Yeah, you know her. I just feel like that is cliche adolescent (or adolescent-minded) behavior. The whole getting your SO's account and pretending to be mean to them as SO.","Possibly, I feel like they laughed about it back and forth cause of how clever she is" +"Nah. Same watch, slightly bigger screen.",much bigger screen and thus it looks great (having reasonably sized bezels) +The Ultimate Protection,"Sorry posts can't be memes, gonna have to be removed" +WE WON! NEXT STOP: MARINE LE PEN TAKES FRANCE!!! LETS PUT THIS SUB TO WORK UNCUCKING EUROPE!!!,We're exporting Trump globally! +"Im kinda drunk, but... Honestly, is there any way you guys think we could get Uke in to call some of the WS? (Petition? Something?) Or have i missed him in there so far? As the guy from Major League, i find it impossible to believe they havent brought him in yet...or doesnt he spend the off-season in Milwaukee? It just...makes sense... that he'd call at least some of the WS for the Indians, especially since Shitcago is so close to Milwaukee.",It should be Uke and Chip Caray for game 5 in the series. +The answer is obvious. Install myself as a benevolent dictator.,What is your platform? +"I think Turing is awesome but I wasn't a big fan of that movie. They oversold him for the movie and made it seem like he did everything by himself. He had help, he was still awesome but the Charles Dance bad guy plot was so stupid.","I didn't like the film because I spent most of it wondering how the machine worked, I was more interested in that." +they have no talent though. 8 DBs injured. Dozens of injuries across O and D. etc,Thank you +And I'm in a minority here but I really like Dorsett,He's not perfect but he isn't as bad as people make him out to be. +"Yea playing well, winning games and never flaming, never ruining other peoples games doesn't mean you're not an asshole. Clearly.","ofc not, you are winning, making the enemies lose, thats being a asshole m8" +"The Most Important Feature of Demonic Anubis, his voice. For maximum hype, Hi-Rez *has* to get Patrick Seitz, the voice actor for Hades, Chaac, and other smite gods/god skins, to voice Demonic Anubis. Why Patrick Seitz, you ask? Because Seitz is the voice actor for Scorpion from Mortal Kombat, one of the most badass demons in video games. So take a guy who is used to voicing awesome demon characters and put him in for a demon skin and we're bound to get something amazing.",PonPon should voice the skin. +11-Sep,Oh god that's pretty brilliant placement +He actually said this... we have a new meme!,"Check Twitter, the salt is unreal lmao" +Negativity,I think you forgot the +"Which Cards Needs Buffed Or Nerfed Most? As title says, which card according to you needs to be buffed or nerfed most out of all cards in the game right now? Buffed: Baby Dragon Nerfed: Zap",Buff: Giant Doot Nerf: Valkyrie +"Is it now time to give EJ some run to see if he's worth re-signing? All due respect to Tyrod - he's still the best QB we've had in quite some time, but I'd be interested in giving EJ multiple weeks to see if he's progressed at all. With this loss we're all but eliminated I believe so might as well see what we've got in some other guys. /depression",might be more worthwhile to ride tyrod out to see if *he* is worth the option. +How fucking dare you criticize my Bacon camo.,I'm taking my rubber ducky camo and finding people who like it! +"Ishida has drawn more naked males then females in TG, this is a fact.","this makes me remember when kanou released all his minions, there was a comment here that said Your mistake was asuming I didn't had more naked men" +"fuck this sub, i hate you all, you're all cunts",What about me ;-; +"Do you think loud/crying children is discouraging people from seeing animated films such as Kubo, Dory and Zootopia? Does it affect you? Do you think it hinders their box office?","Considering both Zootopia and Dory are in the top 5 grossing movies of the year, I'm gonna say no on the box office angle." +inb4 DE Doomsayers flood this thread.,TWW is *Literally* the next Half life 3. +"My mom is very conservative, a no-sex-before-marriage type. My dad is not. Before I left for college, he took me out to lunch and gave me a be safe, have fun, don't get pregnant or it'll ruin your future talk that was not particularly subtle . Still, it definitely made me feel more free to make my own decisions. At one point the man literally said to me (before I went on a two-month long trip to stay with my long-distance bf), Your mother's worried you'll have sex without getting married. I'm worried you'll get married without ever having sex. I couldn't win.",Listen to daddy :D +Where I can see the steam? On twitch there is nothing among past broadcast,i think they deleted the vod lol. +How exactly does key fragment drop rate work?,Iirc a good approximation is 1/Keys gotten and Then each premade gives 1-2% extra chance. +"Then why do they only want these people temporarily, with visa contingent upon their employment status?",Because naive suckers will believe it. +"Haha yeah he was clearly joking, because everyone was blaming him for being a Russian operative. You need to calm down little buddy",What a good joke +"Most rock songs are written very simply and usually each member of a band comes up with their own parts, and usually it is not super precise and specific, lots of room for improvisation and such. This is why having a band with good chemistry is so important- if they can't play together without sounding like ass it doesn't matter how good of a musician each of them is individually- this is also why people were skeptical of supergroups like Led Zeppelin initially. EDM is written entirely differently, usually 1 or 2 producers write all of the parts and has them act in sync with eachother. They meticulously tweak every sound and every note in the song so that nothing is clashing. Every sound is hand-picked, and then modified with various effects and EQ's to get it to sit right in the mix. Even when the melodies/chords are simple, EDM producers still need to spend hours doing precise work to get everything to sound right, and often times they can't do that with just EQ- sometimes they need to change the parts of certain instruments entirely because those parts were clashing with some other part, which is in many ways similar to how a classical composer needs to write the part of each instrument so that they compliment eachother rather than fight eachother. In that way, EDM is a lot more similar to classical music than rock is. Some people would argue that some types of metal are closer with their complicated time signatures and guitar gymnastics but I still think that while EDM is more simplistic sounding it's still closer just due to the amount of time and precision required to make a track.",But but to make edm all you need is to push buttons on a computer +When was this implemented?,"It's been like this from the start, it just isn't showing on the map." +"Totally forgot that the Cheesecake Factory was a thing. Same thing here, locally owned restaurants are blowing up around me and it's the best. I wish people visiting from other countries would start hitting those places up instead of all the mega chains advertised on the TV.","I mean, you don't know what's out there until it's pointed out and advertising does this excellently." +"But at the same time he's trapped in the corner, so he's going to be extremely unpredictable. All bets are off. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he tried to hit her.","When the Secret Service tackled him, his supporters would claim Obama was trying to assassinate him." +"The formula is only for supplementing in emergencies or topping off what I pump to buy me an extra hour of sleep. So my nap almost disappeared before my eyes, but I had 5 oz breastmilk in the fridge at the time to use so I still got to sleep. Still mad.","Yeah, I would be, too!" +Frozen Fries or Fresh? Im thinking of a food truck idea and was wondering if I should sell frozen fires or make them from scratch. Fries will be one of the main items. What do you think?,From scratch will be cheaper and most likely taste better +This isn't the first time it's happened either. Protecting narratives is what divides this country.,"It probably happens daily, if not hourly." +"So you're saying, people being offended, offends you?","no, they annoy me." +Packers Game Chat 10/30/16: Pack @ Falcons,MOTHERFUCKING JORDY NELSON AND AARON RODGERS FUCK YEAH +I mean I mostly play offensive characters and genji is by far the best 1v1 character out of all of them,"I wouldn't say by far, considering heroes like Tracer and McCree, and S76 post buff as well, but he's definitely up there" +Quickiebomb launcher,Quicky-bum Lunchtime +No stairway! Denied!,^ Extremely underrated comment. +IINIIX,UNUX +"Unfortunately most of the depth is in the premise and the existing philosophical questions, rather than the shows explanation thereof",We're only 4 episodes in... +I refuse to accept the results of this election if the Huskies win. They've already had enough joy this season.,Vote Texas A&M to ensure a win over Washington +Carlos Danger nabbed for DUI,Clearly he doesn't know how to handle his wiener when it's slippery. +'member when the world went to war with Iraq when the news reported Saddam had WMDs? I 'member.,"Well we know where they ended up - Syria so yeah, mission accomplished" +well you got your wish,"RiP for tho, but SAMURAI WORLD" +The fact that this BITCHSLAP of a game got an 8.1/10 is O F F E N S I V E,20 bucks says this guy complains about PC culture. +X finally played well. I think Clemson is a tourney team though I was a little shocked how much smack their fans were talking tbh,Umm who was talking smack in the game thread? +"Slave labor? Prisons cost 150 times as much as they produce. They're a deterrent, which is why they suck so much. Our penal system is a mess but not because it uses slaves.","Yes... cost taxpayers, that pay a private prison for each individual (re: corporations), some also have deals to profit while paying inmates pennies on the hour for labor." +How do you pronounce zesty zapus? Za-puss? Btw that's the ubuntu 17.04 codename,zoo-stoo zoo-poo-soo-soo +If we celebrate by drinking ill try and do every midnight!,I want to drink with ^ this ^ guy! +"Man, that really sucks. Those guys could've done a lot of good for that kid by simply answering the question honestly, regardless of whether they have autism or not. He seems like he was really embarrassed that day, and that question is not something to be embarrassed over.",How the fuck could thye have known he was serious. +reptile sitting in a miniature seat?,Or is it a giant reptile on a people sized seat? +"If I were part of international Jewry, I would use the controlled US military to destroy, depopulate, and occupy China via large scale conflict. The Chinese won't be susceptible to Jewish subversion like Europeans are.",The Jews funded Chairman Mao's communist takeover. +"Fudge, I forgot to put a not in that sentence, lmao.",Ayyy +"This Megalapteryx foot, found in New Zealand, is almost perfectly preserved...",The claw of Kazgaroth! +"Like everything else Ottawa does, even these will be half-assed.",I'm confident they'll stop mopeds. +I was wondering if you had told them about it and if it changed their mind.,Does the spirit cooking have something to do with Arabs I don't understand +"DAG-Witness is still on VMware, hasn't moved or rebooted. can't comment on Maintenance mode - I would presume it wasn't done. From Ex1 - Ex1 reports as up, and Ex2 perpertually joining From Ex2 - Ex1 is down, and Ex2 is up At this stage we've shutdown 2, and are happy to build a new host and remove the old one. But if we can recover - some ~300GB of Mail doesn't need to sync.",are all the exchange services up and running ? +Mass Effect Andromeda Reveal Trailer,Must........resist......preordering.......until.......I see.......more content +"Man, if Rasputin has control of a zombie virus, this makes him even more scary. I mean, SIVA was bad enough, now this?",If Rasputin exists I wouldn't know whether to be scared or relieved +It is wonderful. And his name...Nick B..lmao,Nerd In a Cool Kid's Body +Did Hillary?,"No idea, but she did get the ball rolling and help create the 911 Health and Compensation Act (program that funded healthcare for first responders and others who suffered long-lasting health problems related to 9/11)." +Am I the only chargers fan hoping that prop c fails?,"Oh no, tourists have to pay more tax at hotels when they come to the city; what a travesty!" +Not every black person.... you can't accurately generalize like that. I personally know African Americans who have never been harassed by the police. I'm not saying thats the norm but it isn't a pink unicorn either. And I (white) have had cops swarm down on me with shotguns while I'm walking down the sidewalk because they thought I might be high. I completely agree with your sentiment and want to do everything possible to make America more fair and equal. That's the reason I care about the absolute accuracy of your statements.,Your personal anecdotes completely invalidate the experiences of an entire category of people who are screaming at the top of their lungs for you to take those experiences seriously. +"GTAV added some new cars, one with a giant rocket in the back.",I take it this is online only? +"Good job, bot, you got one right.",Have a cookie. +Standing Committee of the National People's Congress passes interpretation of Basic Law Article 104 unanimously,oh look the muppets up north had a vote +"Ah yes, some vague, intellectually lazy handwave BS about muh corporate conspiracy as a counter argument to a common sense public health policy followed by actual first world countries. Enjoy your easily preventable diseases I guess.",Yep. +"Ha, Wikileaks not even hiding the fact they're an extension of r/Cinnamon_Hitler at this point XD",The Wikileaks - Trump - Putin triangle is holding strong. +$50 gift card to McCormick and Schmicks,Nah it'll be definitely be the other seagoat +Donald Trump loss expected to trigger GOP party civil war,the LAST thing we need the donald's supporters is have anything triggered +"I mean, dude, there's a close button (the little X) right there in the right corner of the little half-window dev console. You don't know to just click the X to get rid of something? Seriously, dude, *toddlers* know that.","Oh shit, I wish I wondered what that x was for." +Alec for the Emmy!,Can you imagine the salt if Alec Baldwin wins an Emmy for his portrayal of Trump over Trump as Trump? +World Trigger Ch.159,tl;dr Hyuse no text wiped everyone Can't wait for him to join Tamakoma 2. +"Thanks to everyone here After 2 years of rejections and my undergrad adviser telling me I wouldn't get into med school, I passed my first semester slightly above average in my class. Advice and encouragement from this sub played a huge role in that. Thanks everyone, you all fucking rock.","Good on ya, now go shred some pow and forget everything you learned this year!" +"And this is why you don't use a binary pleb system. 138 MiB of working memory into a graphical desktop, it's almost like all packages are compiled with every build time option linking against every dynamic library ever. Oh wait, they are.","You better have `-Os` in your CFLAGS and running `x86` in your `ACCEPT_KEYWORDS` or there's still unnecessary bloat on your system All those double-size pointers, soo much space wasted!" +"Anyone else think the run away rate is game-ruining? Encountered both of these guys for the first time this week, and both ran after razz berry and first ultra ball. Do razz berries actually do anything?",Pokemon running away after a *Berry into an Excellent Ultraball curved throw* is pretty much a Niantic middle finger to the player's face. +A Female 'Firefighter' Shows Why You'd Want a Man to Rescue You,What does this have to do with neckbeards? +"duh, there's only one amendment and it's the second. -this guy, probably.",And the second only applies to middle class white people! +Man without arms denied housing loan due to inability to provide fingerprints,Broken arms kid 2.0 +Thats also the recipe for athletes foot whoch is fairly unpleasant,Having clean socks or dirty? +Apparently EA thinks the Broncos' defense is equivalent to the Buccaneers'. Which everyone should know is false.,"Right, the Bucs D is far better than Denver's" +Ray J - Famous (feat. Chris Brown (Kanye West Diss),"Gotta give it to him on the timing, dropping this shitty diss" +Looking for a Psychologist to have a chat with to explore my career options.,Might be looking for a career counselor +read webcomic,wow very informative.... +Have you ever tried an emo pizza?,SO LETS JUST PRETEEEEEEND +"Might be a lil too late for that, seeing as he's wearing a diaper.",Eeeeey +What is proportional force for an elderly versus a young male intruder? It's not like you can really expect them to have a chance with hand to hand combat.,"That's why, unless it is plainly obvious, this gets worked out in court." +Yeah they're getting 0,"My wishful thinking, That Texas faithless elector is trolling." +"And, now, the House might be winnable. Oh, joy!",Only if people VOTE +You shouldn't. Just remember you arguing a strawman in that last thread not more than 30 minutes ago. No one is arguing that Fuller is a better player than Hopkins.,It was 6 hours ago buddy. +"Netflix Launches Downloads for Offline Viewing on Smartphones, Tablets",Now I just need a 1TB phone +Luke Kuechly currently leads the league in tackles with 102!,He'll likely miss a couple games and STILL end the season as the tackles leader. +Oh I'm sure matchmaking is rigged but only for you.,just mute their tanks +Awesome!,is this the idiot you were telling me about? +Was one win away from 4K twice today. Got tilted twice by the gatekeepers of 4K,first pic shows op moving clans AAAAHHHH WINTRADER +"Game Thread: Flames vs. Ducks **Drinking Game:** - Gaudreau tries to do it all himself and loses the puck - 1 drink - Monahan takes a slap shot - 3 drinks - D. Hamilton.Bennett stick infraction penalty - 2 drinks - Brodie/Gio make an stretch pass - 2 drinks - Backlund/Frolik force a turnover - 1 drink - Ferland hits - 2 drinks - Engelland looks like a pylon - 2 drinks - Wideman fucks up - 1 drink - Fight - 3 drinks **Bonus:** * Ice the puck on the PP - 3 drinks * Puck over the boards, delay of game penalty - 2 drinks","guys does anyone know how old Sam Bennett is, SportsNet never mentions it" +Alpha boost is worth 550-600 keys lmfao.,bro..... +"Well, I'm just glad that given this, our new president will be a president of the people, who is only nominating qualified people for top positions who aren't part of the billionaire class...","The Dems were once for the working people, no longer." +Doesn't that usually happen in October?,X +Lol take the useless bag of dicks. It'll be fun to watch you never win a superbowl with him,"Not a Texans fan, so relevant username I guess." +steel (iron) roofs are the norm in NZ,Norm in Australia too. +"It was a joke, of course you sign up you think I didn't see recruiters back in HS?",You sound like you haven't *been* to high school yet. +"Soilders paying tribute to 8 million donkeys, horses and mules that died during WW1",Rip chestnut +Paypal xbox currency at least $20,PM +"How does this happen? I'm still a total noob when it comes to EU4, only have about 60-ish hours in.","Shit ton of allies, including Kebab, reds, and other people" +The prophecy is almost complete,I'd like to see jerry jone's final form when you win a superbowl +Shorten should be using this as an opportunity to show that he is economically responsible (by supporting the measure) and demolish the epic myth that Howard and Costello (and by extension the Coalition) were responsible economic managers (i.e. they left a mess that future Governments have had to clean up). It looks like the Labor strategists are asleep at the wheel again; Labor will never win the right and should just give up on pandering to them already.,"can he do that though, he IS supported the liberals here." +Ty kindly.,"no, Slink Johnson" +"Phoenix Suns @ Los Angeles Lakers **Game Discussion Thread:** Phoenix Suns @ Los Angeles Lakers **Venue:** Staples Center, Los Angeles, CA **Time:** 6:30 PM (PT)",What shoes are DLo wearing? +Sisi says 'Western human rights' not applicable to Egypt,These dictators are always prepared to compromise the human rights of their opposition but never their own or the rights of their allies. +"Russia Aims to Disrupt Other Western Elections, U.S. Officials Say","Also, if you put your tooth beneath your pillow, fairies will come" +"Competitive Halo title belt, 2002-2016",Man I forgot how dominant Final Boss was. +what if you are OBSESSED with eating women's asses? can you go to an ass eating buffet?,"r/rule34, I guess?" +Attention Shoppers: aisle 6 has disappeared if you can bring it back without a virgin sacrifice we'll give you a code for 10% off your grocery bill,"Our third aisle 3 baby is about to be born, can we get someone to bring that birthing kit" +"I think Josh violated his friendship with Greg. It shows Josh doesn't put much value in their friendship. Is it unforgivable? Probably not, if Josh really does value the friendship and makes an effort to prove that to Greg somehow. I don't think Josh consciously manipulated Rebecca, but he was both selfish and thoughtless. He had no business making any serious declarations towards anyone that night, as I don't think he had any idea what he actually wanted to happen other than regaining Rebecca's adoration, then he of course got far more than he bargained for. I don't think at this point she should try and go back to Greg, as she has snapped pretty far back into the obsession. I think if she had more self esteem or were more mature, she would read between the lines and see the signs that Greg does care about her and give him a little more time to be more open, if indeed trying to be with Greg is what she wanted. That's not what happened, and at this stage I think she is fairly committed to seeing things through with Josh one way or the other. As far as Greg is concerned, hopefully he does make some positive changes, I think he and Rebecca are both responsible for their relationship imploding, with Greg dealing the death blow, but both of them missing numerous opportunities to realize they were on the same page all along, (See the entire conversation about Greg's date. They played chicken and both lost.) I think at this stage, Greg and Rebecca need to be friends for awhile before dreaming of anything more, and could help them each believe the other really cares without the pressures of a romantic relationship that neither is ready for,","I pretty much completely agree with all of that, now if only love were a completely rational thing..." +"Big Lebowski fans! Jimmie Dale Gilmore aka Smokey from Big Lebowski in concert! Dave Alvin and Jimmie Dale Gilmore at Sam's Burger Joint Sunday, January 8, 2017 at 8 PM Jimmie Dale Gilmore aka Smokey from Big Lebowski","'Yeah, but I wudn't over...'" +To me 5k are where its at for eggs during this event. I think the only thing you can get from a 10k to evolve is an evee. 5k you will get the double candy and then do evolves with a lucky to level up. I hate 10k eggs,even getting something like a snorlax or lapras with a shit ton of candy to power-up would be worthwhile +"I don't really know how upgrades work on IF cards, but before buying him please mind that he will be missing whole January.","I think he'll still get a +2 upgrade minimum, can some Liverpool supporters confirm he's been good?" +Pirate Black 350s A$AP,Fugazzi as fuck. +He's ready to rumble,You otter come over here and say that! +"TIL, Texas billionaire and former Presidential candidate Ross Perot wrote a blank cheque to fund and save the 500-year old Treaty Oak in Austin Texas which was poisoned by a vandal",Getting an early start for 2020 +Twitter is down right now.,"If Trump can't be on Twitter, no one can be on Twitter!" +whoa whoa hold the phone a minute,"No, literally hold the phone, it's heading for the ground real fast" +What is something that you use at least once a day?,Reddit +Go fuck a cactus. Your choice as to whether you're the top or the bottom.,But why? +ITCI lol,Wut they fail +No one wants to help Donald Trump build a registry of Muslims: Tech giants Microsoft and IBM have said they would refuse to help create a registry of Muslim Americans under Trump's presidency,"Anyhow, should this ever actually happen, let's ALL sign up as muslims on that one list so it becomes utterly useless!" +"All About Ships Livestream I am thinking it will be all about tours of the Idris, Javelin, and Bengal. I mean seriously, what else could it be? Look at the cool concept bit from our art department? (AKA we drew some stuff). I dont think so. What do you think?",An hour of stream showing off the beautiful (and super capable) Aurora +So it's been ok to let these facilities run throughout all of Obama's tenure?,They've been running them long before the cold war ended. +"When you're team fighting, but your shaco cant kill anyone.",Brings tears to the eye +Oh hey thats my mouse pad 32cm wide 27 tall hope that helps,"Same here, it is great." +"Uh... does he realise that his party is in power and has been for the last 3 years, so if he's blaming anyone for Australia not being great right now...",Ummm...ummm..labors debt...chaotic green labor coalition did lots of harm..umm +Report Says Putin Was Directly Involved With Russian Interference In U.S. Election,Pfft. +I feel like this should be obvious but I have to say it anyway. There is pretty huuuuge difference between those people.,not from snowden's point of view +He's a host so he can always come back,Only if their brains remain intact. +When I was in HS I was and exchange student for a year. My host sister and I used to play a game of chicken where she would stick her hand down the front of my pants until I would chicken out and stop her. Then I would stick my hand down hers until she would stop me. I would lose both ways because I would always stop her when it was her turn and I would always stop myself when it was my turn... I am not a smart man. She used to also model her new underwear for me to see if guys would like it.,You fucking idiiiiioooootttt. +"Shit, is this a porn category somewhere?",Rule 34 +Good idea but won't your group get in combat from the aoe splash of one giant ? On the bright side the giants give about 5% each so we had used all CDs on them and had them ready again for the final boss. Run over all was pretty smooth. +10 and we got 2 chests with 2 or 3 min missing for 3 chests I think.,"He doesn't cast aoe right away, and it can also be out ranged." +I think you're really talking about your daughter here.,I'm pretty sure no one would procreate (willfully) with him +Residence set alight at CPUT #FeesMustFall,Where they not complaining the other day that there was not enough housing for the students? +Goldman asks Podesta to make someone vanish next day charges are brought against him,"Come on, that's just how the sausage is made, don't be naive!" +Paul Joseph Watson on Twitter: If only the left were as concerned about Islamic terrorism than they are about policing language.,"Hey, don't be a bigot, words can hurt more than bombs!" +Lighter tricks,"I don't smoke, mom!" +Posting this here from imgur - Some World War One pictures,These pictures would need some diversity according to DICE. +So... Seagate?,"Ohh, that's good one." +"pain in the ass here. Meant Only salary? I'm hourly but full time (40 hrs) work 4 days, each day 10 hrs.","If you're working 4-10 hr days, you're not working overtime" +Well we can challenge flags now.,Didn't challenge the flag challenged the ball being tipped +selling a diamond you are looking at getting 1/5 or even 1/10 of what you paid.,But but but... The intrinsic value! +What is the difference of business fiber and enterprise fiber?,The price. +Possibly the bloodies rubberband ever (KiXStar),Just neckshots. +Beware of moose?,"Polar Bears, Grizzly Bears, Mountain Lions, Wolverines.. List goes on" +Siegfried?? Liz? No idea who the Archer could be,Nobunaga is my guess +but why use it over literally any other skill. you're gimping yourself for the sake of it.,elemental hit has its use for ele wander elementalists to procc those - 25 resists... which is totally meta right now +"My personal letdown is that nothing is really available (of what has been announced) 2 years since RoS and we've got a necro that we can't even play straight away. 2 years since RoS and we've got challenge rifts that are out of reach. 2 years since RoS and we see an armory that is unavailable. What's the point in announcing so many things which are NOT EVEN AVAILABLE? We might see them only somewhere in 2017. Not even an exact date or a month at least.. Necro is in infancy stages, not even a set done, not even a legendary. Not even passives i believe. Me, and all people would not be as frustrated as we are, if we actually GOT SOMETHING WORTHWHILE this Blizzcon. I would gladly pay for an expansion, i would gladly buy a necro if it was IMMIDIATELY AVAILABLE or at least in a not-so-distant future. But it's not. And we do not even know when DLC will be available... shame.. what a shame... Wait 6 months+? Really? cmon guys. Everyone will be playing Lineage Eternal, Mu Legend, Path of Exile and Lost Ark by that time. By the time you will do all these necro sets, legendaries, etc people will COMPLETELY FORGET ABOUT IT. As for Diablo 1 dungeon. I really applaud to your passion guys. really do. I am a huge D1 fan. Ok i'll be honest.. i am CRAZY D1 FANBOY. But you went waaaay overboard with this.. waaaaayyy... Spent too much time on it obviously and the outcome would be not as valued and praised as you may see it. People will complete this dungeon in a hour or two and completely forget about it. And god knows how many time you've spent designing and recreating it....You should have spent all that time on Necro or a working expansion guys... 2.4.3 is yet another completely boring filler with 6 reworked legendaries and a little more density in rifts.. GG","Don't worry, they will refresh our memory when they show the Necromancer at next years Blizzcon." +"My 82-0 Knicks. Jokes aside, probably the Clippers and Raptors.",Aren't you guys a super team? +"The editor of Norways largest newspaper has written a letter to Mark Zuckerberg, stating: 'I shall not comply with your requirement to remove this picture.'",I can't see pictures on that website mate. +"Concrete is fairly dense, trusses will sag quicker than lighter tiles.","There are hundred if types of concrete.... Some are pretty light, probably much lighter than a slate tile." +She just happens to cost more because of it...,I too date people based on how much they cost me. +"Hey ladies, my moms bought me this tie when they rescued me from a reserve. Now i finally fit it!",<3 He looks so proud. +Kim Jong-un is the biggest shitposter in Asia.,But I thought he doesn't defecate! +Je ne parles pas anglais. AMA,Est votre maman disponible pour le sexe? +It Turns out Trump owes Wells Fargo a lot of money.,He and I apparently have a lot in common! +Super fast queue times even at the pathetic silver levels for me,Silver should have more players than higher ranks making matchmaking easier anyways? +Nice source there buddy. House of lords papers says it does,share it! +8.5 inches. no lie.. whats yours??,Send me pics so I can confirm that what you said is true. +Honestly its very easy to avoid. Pressing spacebar at random isnt something I tend to when opening a laptop.,"Yeah but if a computer starts showing you giant error messages and beeping like it's about to explode, it's easy to be scared into pressing a giant button on the keyboard" +The struggle to overthrow the bourgeoisie is the main one.,This is the one I was looking for +Perhaps... perhaps one of our new mattresses will help destress you?,"Speaking of coming to the end of a relationship, have you considered a new couch?" +Found a nope rope at work today.,It's adorable! +Went kayaking down the Etowah River yesterday,Any trouble with water levels between Grizzard and the confluence? +He probably will. He went to a baseball game with Raul earlier this year. They are activity trying to restore ties,"Pretty interesting how he goes to hang out with Castro while throwing law enforcement under the bus in America everytime a black man is shot by them, but remains completely silent when officers are assassinated for no reason." +"An idea for the next Smash Summit Okay, so since the next one would Smash Summit 4; I think it would be cool if they made it a smash 4 only tournament instead of Melee just for this time. Who agrees with me, since it might be a bit repetetive to have melee 4 times in a row. Also we can vote for some melee players (eg hungrybox) if we want to. This is just an idea, so you guys don't have to take it seriously.",That's like saying the next World Cup should be basketball. +Who is Evie again?,Please say +A HUGE LOAD OF JIZZ INCOMING!,Ok who's puking? +Is this for the United States too?,No +"Yeah, worst case scenario you only get their name then you can creepily add them on Facebook.",Best case scenario: you get thrown out of the clinic for copulating on top of the 8-year-old Sports Illustrated magazines on that little low table in the middle of the waiting room. +"The thing is, pro players seem to pick him only when they cant find anyone else in that role. I don't remember a player being kicked from team to make space for Bulba or an entirely new team forming with Bulba as a founding member. He is always brought as a replacement.",He was the founding member of Team Tinker and DC and both of those worked out well. +"that was the first chink in his armor, to be sure","Or, here's an alternative: He surrounded himself with talented people in spite of their former rivalries." +Biohazard Santa,Reminds me of Viscera Cleanup Detail | Santa's rampage. +There's a big difference between looking at a game objectively while being optimistic and just being blindly optimistic.,Do you understand what the phrase written off means? +(SPOILERS) My biggest fanboy moment in Dr. Strange was... What's your's? The mid credit scene. Twas the very first time my two favorite Marvel characters were onscreen together. Like omfg! How about you all?,"Not a fanboy per say, but the final battle with time going backward was insane." +"This is why I love Halo, there's nothing like that feeling when you hit the shots you need to make",there's nothing like that feeling when you ~~hit the shots you need to make~~ tbag +The presidential campaign of peace!,"No no you don't understand, very few are actually terrorists" +The 34 points allowed by the Raiders today was the most they've allowed an opponent in a win since Week 15 of 2004,Which is surprising because they have a considerably stronger defense these days than they have in recent years. +Lebreton Flats is voting for Trump,"And it's their democratic right, no matter how much I disagree with their choice." +"This is why we can't get too upset about the value of the pound. The advantage of a floating currency is that it is a self-correcting and shock-absorbing mechanism. If the UK had tried to defend the value of the pound to some artificial level, we would now be facing crisis. As it is I am reminded of the last time the pound collapsed and the subsequent economic boom.",I'm not an economist but isn't the fact our money is now worth so much less in other countries a crisis? +"When life gives u lemons, order dominos.",I don't want your damn lemons +Hopefully Djokovic can eradicate this shot,Said no one. +"Using both 2D and 3D for a sort of Dwarf Fortress in Space game? You'd be the commander of a freshly christened station. You'd start out with a basic command center, 5 crew members, and all the necessary tools to build your new home. It would play a lot like dwarf fortress in a way, but with space combat and such. You could switch between two different views, the 2D view which would allow you to manage the stations crew, assigning them to run certain systems, repair damages, install new systems etc. And a sort of 3D view that would allow you to navigate your little sector of space, assigning work ships to mine asteroids, tasking fighters to defend against pirates or just to look at your pretty space station. Do you guys think this would be fun to play with?",i look forward to playing it in 8 years +"honestly, let Odell kick it. Hes shown that hes more than capable. And if not I am fine going for it on all FG range fourth downs and 2 pt conversions. Would make for a hell of a game.",Not with his hip/hamstring problems +Eric Trump: 'Locker room banter' common among 'alpha personalities',lol like he would know. +It's not just her. There's a nasty tendency among a lot of Democrats to talk down to anyone who doesn't agree with our views. We need to admit that or else we will keep losing elections.,Or we can admit we won the popular vote and realize the system really is rigged. +"Welp, now all I want in life is to see Clancy Brown fight that giant ant puppet.",Deleted scene from Starship Troopers? +Justice Department sends election monitors to 28 states,"See, Trump is creating jobs and he isn't even in office yet." +Dude needs to learn to not pace around so quickly.,I was a huge fan of his heavy breathing. +"Sure is lucky we Catholics can just hop in the confession box so we can do what we want. You voted for someone that thinks murder is ok. That's messed up. But you're conscious is clean so it's all good, right?",Nothing tells me I'm going to make a good decision like knowing I'll have to immediately beg for mercy from God afterward. +WWIII: America goes to war with itself indefinitely in an effort to create and sustain manufacturing jobs.,"So, the second American Civil War?" +Chasing a cruise missile midair.,Is that the indian flag on it? +Gingers. Their red pubes are just so hot,"Actually, mine are rather cool most of the time but it really just depends on the temperature." +They should have LEGAL protection from that.,"We should make it an amendment, or something!" +Is that the Netherlands in Southern France? If so that's all sorts of wrong.,"That's Catalonia, without Catalonia" +What do you think about dan bilzerian? He's single with 100+ bitches around him. He'll probably never get married.,In 20 years he'll be the next Johnny Depp or Brad Pitt. +"Why do we need MGTOW? I've seen a few people (probably white-knight manginas or post-wall cougars) who have asked why we need this forum at all, and shouldn't we just be content going our own way? I'll tell you why. We need this forum and An Ear For Men etc. so we can deprogram ourselves. We've been sold a lie with regards to love, marriage, and women, and our brainwashing is so deeply ingrained that it's going to take time along with groups of like-minded individuals to break free of our corrupted approach to ourselves, women, and the way the world actually is.","The main thing I'm getting out of it is getting rid of the gaslighting that has been done to me, in thinking that every single relationship issue I've ever had has been entirely my fault, and every woman I've ever dated is an angel and I was unworthy of her time." +After Wikileaks dump,Why am I not surprised +Walking Dead intro in a major key.,what is this happy shit is disney remaking the walking dead? +Is anyone still thinking about this? The box at the end of FNAF 4 has yet to yield it's secrets.,"It just represents the story, i'd also recommend deleting this, your gonna get a storm of downvotes." +Could I bring a jar of peanuts into the Dome?,You sure you'll have time eating it when you'll be cheering every hr during every inning? +Toronto Muslim police chaplain says women commit 'major sin' if they refuse to have sex with husbands: Canadian Council of Muslim Women says comments are 'appalling' and 'really set us back',"Good job Toronto, this is what happens when you act all PC principal and don't even bother screening your employees because 'racism'." +"Possibly my favourite experience ever. Just finished possibly the best worst shift ever. We had a gig in my city for a fairly big group (I've heard of them, so that's something) so lots of groups filled our corridors till the wee hours making all sorts of noise. I was just about ready to throw in the towel and curl into nothing when I suddenly decided to do an external walk of the property. BOOM! Sock on the smoke detector of one of the rooms, with the curtains wide open. (I honestly don't know why they always leave the curtains open) All our rooms are upstairs so literally all we can see is a white ceiling and a black sock (why it gotta be black?) stuck in the middle of it. Anyway, I go and give them the verbal Dark Brotherhood we know shtick and they trot off on their not so merry way. That's not even the best bit! I decided to do another walk just to be sure and, lo and behold, another room with the EXACT same situation. I dashed upstairs to confront them about it only to find them leaving anyway. As they close the door to their room I ask there wasn't a sock on the smoke detector was there? To which the man replies Ummm... No, I don't think so. As he starts walking at full speed to get away to his car I call to him OK but if I find out there was and you have been smoking in the room, you will be fined. He just sort of grunted back. So I got a key and went in and there it was! The sock, still dangling from the ceiling. I suddenly realised my time was now, so I snapped pictures of the sock and the ash on the windowsill, grabbed the sock and ran. I managed to get to the barrier to our car park before them which gave me just the right air of omnipresence to make this totally awesome as I beckoned them to stop and roll the window down. Sounding concerned and relieved at the same time. I'm so glad I caught you, you forgot your sock as I handed it to them and they hung their heads in shame you must have missed it as it was above your heads and all, you should get the fine come though in about a week, have a good day!... Joy. Tl;dr - guest thought they could lie to me and get away; they are neither smart nor fast enough for either.",Is cigarette or pot smoke really going to set off the smoke detector? +Do you brush your tongue? It seems a little less pink than it ought to.,I adjusted the colour to show the capillaries better and it changed the tint a little. +And Moroccan money in Clinton's,Morocco has been a US ally since 1870 +"The Rumored Trump Cabinet Is As Trumpian As It Gets: Rudy, Newt, Flynn","All of them are old white guys, who'd have guessed that?" +"Just last night he was telling his yuge rally in Florida how he would be tougher on Cuba. At this point, he's more a parody than an actual human being, it seems.",Hey can't you get both sides to vote for you if you say things that each side likes to hear? +"I am from the UK and I've never had a girlfriend or been on a date. I would like to ask for some insight about how normal people in the UK actually form relationships. I have thought about posting this for a while but I've ended up backing out before making the post. I have finally decided to go for it on this occasion. I am 27 and I have no relationship or dating experience at all. I acknowledge that most people would consider it highly unusual for someone to have no experience at this stage of life, and would be likely to make assumptions about my mental health, physical condition or both. It is certainly a source of considerable distress and embarrassment to me. I am straight, definitely not asexual, and it is also not the case that I don't want a girlfriend (or haven't wanted one). I have actually wanted to get a girlfriend since I was about 14. There are a few factors which have contributed to my situation. A significant one is that I have asperger's. I don't want to make a comprehensive list of social stuff that I find difficult as it would make this post significantly longer than it needs to be. I will simply say that I am completely socially inept, to the extent that I feel like the phrase was created for me. During my formative years, I remember being completely clueless about how to talk to girls, and would have cold sweats at the thought of even trying to speak to one. Not much has changed for me in that respect as I am still as clueless as ever. The only women I've ever had anything resembling a positive relationship with are my mother and grandmother. I have actually thought about applying to go on The Undateables, which is a tv show about people with disabilities going on dates. I honestly think 'undateable' is another word which describes me perfectly, so I would be a stellar candidate to appear on the show. I would be very nervous about appearing on TV but if I was accepted I think I would go for it as I would have nothing to lose. There are a few questions I wanted to ask for normal people who have actually had relationships and thus are able to speak authoritatively about the subject. What typically happens on dates in real life? I have never been on one so I have no personal experience. I have watched another tv show called First Dates and the setup appears incredibly awkward to me. Is that an accurate representation of actual dating? How many dates do people usually have before they are officially a couple? For those who are currently in relationships, did you meet your partner online or offline? What was the timeframe, roughly, between meeting each other for the first time and actually being in a relationship? Is it considered cruel to end a relationship via texting someone or is that the norm? I can't think of anything else at the moment.",Tbh... I just get drunk with them... +Smooth parking,Elwood would have been proud. +"For the dlc, if I owned them on 360 I can download them on the one right?",Yes. +"This sub might aswell be /anxietyproblems because that's what the majority of the posts are about, people being afraid of people. Nothing to do with being British at all. I'm British and can't relate to anything the snowlflakes on here talk about.",It's such a shame there aren't any other subreddits you could look at which you might find more appropriate to your tastes. +The risk of second graders having vodka in their bottles seems pretty low.,Usually. +Joe Theismann just said that Eli typically throws 2-3 interceptions a game.,Sounds about right against us +"And they changed the race of Mordo too, who was originally white. But you don't see anybody (SJWs or normal people) complaining about that.",That's because all characters were meant to be black +I cant spare a square.,You haven't got a square to spare? +GGWP guys! Close ass series! Im excited to see the future between this friendly rivalry!,"GGs man, you guys played amazing." +"News Anchor Started Her Report, Only To Realize That THIS Was Wrong With Her Dress | Her body became see-through because she was wearing a green dress. 19 clicks saved.",Literally 0-1 sentences of text per slide. +Have mine coming tomorrow.,"You are in UK though, right?" +"If I get 100 upvotes, I'll buy everyone who upvotes a copy of Sun and Moon I'm rich and bored. Make me proud Reddit! Leave a comment below after upvoting so I know to message you to send a copy.",In for nothing +"Actually, the reason from the press statement was that he realized the train wasn't moving, walked back to the other cars to investigate, and only once he got a few cars down, did he realize there was any smoke. At no point were there any instructions made from the train driver (not a crew, it's one dude), because he didn't know there was anything wrong until he walked in on people already evacuating.",Not at all what BPD or the MBTA spokesperson said on the news when I watched it earlier. +If by modified version of Apple's iOS you mean It's Linux based you might be correct.,Ubuntu +"If you don't alreday have one...... Make a guardian, get it to 80, buy a staff, spam 1 auto attack in the Labyrinth.",you can even go there with a not lvl 80 guardian ans spam 1 as long as the zerg is big enough and you are in a squad you should get loot and events killstreak and other XP boosters should make leveling pretty ~~BORING!~~fast +"Nope, not with perfect precision.",Yeah I seriously doubt I could if it wasn't for autocorrect. +Can you over drill? So I've read that as a beginner you probably shouldn't roll too much so you don't get injuries or burned out...but what about drilling? I'm starting to go on Tuesday so I'm completely new and don't know anything right now. Is it a good idea to drill 5-6 times a week?,"It can be problematic when you've drilled too much that your movements become second nature, where you don't think but just do." +Tonkotsu ramen with Pork Chashu,I thought it was spelled char siu +"yeah if Kanye West ever runs like he says he will and wins the Democratic primary, I would vote against him and all his supporters in Congress.",First of all how dare you +Incredibly well written political humor,"Way to offend those Seattleites, guys." +A camouflaged black man.,Where? +Which is why the objectively highest educated demographic in society is running away from him as fast as they can.,"Shhh, facts have no place in this election." +"I love the Moon, great player, fun commentator. The only thing that drives me nuts with him this tournament was how often he'd say He's dead and then the character would proceed to recover successfully...",A lot of those moments were due to flubbed edgeguards it seemed. +I hope the guy with the camera stuck around to give the license plate number of the idiot who impatiently caused this to the police.,But the SUV that caused this is still there though. +the_d is spamming a gravis poll. Anyone know if there is any legitimacy to that one?,Got a link on that please? +WWE putting Becky Lynch front and center on the SD WWE Live posters,Naomi must be pleased +Do I still age with immortality?,"Yes, for 20 more years from your current age, but over the span of eternity." +"ESPN College Gameday Show Thread If you want a little ting in your tang tang, you can discuss and post anything related to the show (signs, screencaps, videos, etc) here.",Missed a prime opportunity to use #MAClivesmatter. +I was joking. I mean we may be Brexiting but Christ I don't think we'd be actually be able to stomach Trump living here.,"Apologies, it's really hard to tell these days." +"Ah, is that why our right to privacy has been slowly degraded under the administrations of every baby boomer that's ever held U.S. office? Silly me, I must've just imagined that...","Don't think of it as removing privacy, think of it as adding security" +That doesn't mean I'm wrong. Steve Jobs is smarter than me and tried to cure cancer by eating apples,And effectively gave himself pancreatic cancer in the process. +"Shouldn't a Catechism be serious, though?",I think in order to help kids get engaged you have to try any and all methods. +EG.LulBa,Confirmed Mid Lulba (sumail got kicked for this hot potato) +"yes, he sure showed the world by keeping his nation a third world island... have you ever heard about cutting off one's nose to spite one' face? dude.....even the OP bailed on this sinking ship....",I believe you missed my point.... Glad you think my opinions should be dictated by what OP is doing. +Message in a bottle found,People use AOL? +"So you want them to come out and say we suck, probably gonna lose half our games, don't bother showing up LOL get real man come on",Apparently I did need the +"One lived in France since 2005, the other is believed to have been radicalized in an Italian jail.",Italian jail: Radical! +"I heard they added rift support on dk1 but never released it. Then the SDK changed again and again, wich meant they had to re-do everything again and again. So they got tired of it and here we are :/","Aerofly FS2 now has vive & rift support, (on steam)." +kek Who the fuck is Zac? From High school musical,that was pretty dope lmao +"Mr Deputy Speaker, How can the Prime Minister truly claim to care for the NHS when it was completely left out of the Queens Speech?","Hear, hear!" +What does blonde have to do with anything lmao.,Blondes are usually stupid. +can about 6 of us go and run production for this show? We would do much better job,It won't be biased at all...... +composer update is the command you want if you want to pull in from the .json file.,Yes running composer update and deleting the lock file before a composer install will accomplish the same thing. +"Because the people he now represents as president are getting swindled? I know you're used to presidents not giving a fuck about the american people, but that isn't how it's going to work anymore.","He didn't mind when they were signing up for Trump University or donating to the Trump Foundation and getting swindled, so I doubt it's that." +That's the crazy thing. *There's no report!* How do I ignore something I've never seen?,Ignoring the response to the report from the president and the senate. +JRE with Jon Jones,Jon should've thought about this version of the story before trying to do it on the fly +If they have this much money why not just build a stadium without the special city-involved financing deals?,the city won't allow it. +Whats the pros and cons of allowing people to have tinted windows in our state? I feel it's a pedestrian and biker risk to not see if a driver is looking at you.,Fucking get off my lawn with this bullshit. +Jai Courtney is good Cuz he only had like 3 lines,Why is he named Captain Boomerang if he doesn't throw boomerang's but he has a boomerang drone...WTF...smh. +Which of the two top polling US presidential candidates is better for the future wide adoption of the public blockchain? Why?,"Gary is there for you, the others aren't" +Is this guy on fire or something? It's hard to belive that anyone can displace the current barca squad. Granted I don't watch them week in week out. Who would he be challenging for a starting position?,"he has 6goals and 1 assist so far and has been the main goalscoring threat (actually he s their topscorer) for malaga , i think he could have been a solid sub for suarez ,but lack of minutes in his development in his last year at barca and with munir being in better form made sandro not receive that many minutes, 2 seasons ago in the treble year he was actually pretty good scoring some decisive comeback goals" +Their parents aren't gay.,Yeah if you could not use a tragedy to push your politics that would great +Michael Den Tandt: Barack Obama has presided over the collapse of American leadership in the world,And we were doing so great before that! +Dear MTV: Telling White Guys What To Do Just Provokes Racism,"Oh, thanks for setting us straight, federalist." +"US Government Attacks Drudge Report? Conservative Website Down Because Of Distributed Denial Of Service Attack, Matt Drudge Tweets",Yeah because the FBI/CIA don't have better things to do than to DDoS the drudge report. +"Pathoma + Anki was GREAT, What about physio? I've been studying crazy for path and am almost completely finished the anki deck. I usually watch the lecture series, then i do the anki deck pertaining to that particular chapter. I'll mix up the cards towards the end as to not forget previously learned material. But watching the video's right before doing cards has been SO amazing. I want to start with physio, but the anki deck is 100% FA. I am currently thinking of watching corresponding Kaplan physio lectures then doing anki. Is there a better resource i should consider?",Bro's Anki deck? +You think that was a real class you attended?,How can our classes be real when our eyes aren't real +Why did you capitalize that S?,BecauSe. +Is that from killing them softly?,Yup +There's been way too much hyping up for it to be anything you listed outside of the new sponsorship imo. Can't imagine if it was something to do with roster changes that people like H3CZ/Hitch/Pamaj would be talking about it positively. I'm assuming new team/new sponsorship,I mean the CS pool turned green so there's that. +10% luck,100% M E T A +"Had some time free, so I sketched my warlock's Unseen Servant",I don't know what I expected +Multiple casualties as Daesh stages chlorine gas attacks in Iraq,"So ISIS, you mean." +"Welcome to Dutch. You have passed the first class, and can now start your very first *polder!*",Let's start your 101 Dutch course by ~~fingering a dyke~~ telling the whole world ~~the sea can go fuck itself~~ you like them and supply them with ~~drugs~~ delicious stroopwafels! +"Got it on my 4 or 5th eye from the second boss, seems to drop off any boss in there. Whats worse is i just want bottled Hurricane but couldnt get it, got the skin instead. Now to just grind out 200 WQ and 100 Dungeons and 1k HKs.","i got the bottled, its NOT GOOD, its like a 6 yard AoE you target on the ground, so unless everyone is touching butts, its not a very good trinket, naglfar or thruming is better." +So this guy made an offer on my Undercover Hand Bomber...,Bawahahaha wtf +"CFP Selection Show It's finally time: Who's in, who's out? It's the 3rd College Football Playoff Selection show! Two threads will be posted when the rankings are revealed: a general thread, and a joke/meme-free serious discussion thread.",I want Michigan to be the #4 and get to meet Bama first. +This doesn't belong here,"I mean, it is instant karma, someone got **served**!" +Summarize your team's 2016 season with a movie title.,Rocky +"I know right?! By the way, I'm an ironman.",same +"Well if C9 Jack says it, it MUST BE TRUE.",Im willing to belive Jack over some random hacker +That lasagna looks crisp.,That's my daughter +"Fuck that, I'm not in my 20s anymore. If I jump in a pit I'm gonna be bedridden the next day. Some of the most fun I ever had was in a pit, but if I tried that today my back would be killing me and my knees would rebel for a week.",Well yeah that too +Ice Canyon in Greenland,Looks like something out of mirrors edge! +"Lmao oh makes sense, so it's kind of like Boston, they always have a good team to vote for, whether it's baseball, hockey, basketball, or football. You raise fair points, and I do think seeing Kershaw pitching in the World Series would be pretty cool as well. Personally, I'm on the fence whether I want the Cubs to actually end their no-world series title streak, or keep it going to 108 years lol.",I mean it would be a great story line if they won it all this year but it would be a big story line if after the year they had they failed to win it all too. +You need to be alive to use song.,relevant username +Oh wow what a creative title. You must write for Russel Howard.,Ed Balls +Purple Aki,Fellow Scouser. +At this point the #Bernitdown holdouts aren't going to change their mind. They don't care about what he has to say or whats at stake. Good on Sanders for trying though.,Because we didn't forget the shenanigans that went down during the primary and refuse to vote for blatant corruption? +Isn't this definitively *NOT* world politics?,Don't you know America is the center of the world? +KFC: Kill False Communists,Karl and Friedrich's Communism +It is interesting to me because studies that show particular phenotypic traits in animals are correlated with domestication and tendencies towards obedience that are against self-interest. I think this could help push forward the further artificial genetic selection towards domestication of humans. The last of the feral humans could go extinct which would be a bad thing in the event of global collapse or catastrophe if hunter gatherers would again be fittest in natural environment.,All the benefits of Phrenology but now we can blame computers for bias! +"While she would have gotten a boost from those close states, she also would have only received 33 of the 55 Electoral Votes from California and 17 of the 29 she got from New York. I don't want to take the time to go through all the states right now, but I'm pretty confident Trump would have still won.","34 from CA, using the Droop Quota" +Not if they're tiny :),Il +"ABC News staged crime-scene shot, photograph shows","*fails to meet the standards of ABC News,* **TIL** It's possible to fail to meet standards that don't exist." +She's INVISIBR- INVISIBLU- INVINSIBURUUU,"Wow, Sombra's so OP." +This NASA astronaut voted from space,I hope the Russians and Chinese he's sharing the station with didn't influence his vote. +Glenn Beck: Obama Made Me A Better Man.,Sounds like Glenn Beck's time in a FEMA re-education camp worked wonders! +Just Finished A Fan Painting For Halo,Wonka woo +Pretty sure his name is Jameson Locke.,Pretty sure I still don't give a shit about him anyway. +"As a proprietor of a small business, I absolutely do not suffer assholes. I have in no uncertain terms told people to fuck off before. People are too used to getting pampered by corporate retail stores. I do my best to provide a good product and if I mess something up, I'll admit the mistake and make it right. But if someone becomes abusive, I'll tell them flat out I don't need or want your business.",Ain't yo fault a mufucka cain't ack right in public. +"Who was. Who WAS, man.","No no, he cant die, not until the internet lets him die." +"I dont see a problem with it. Considering we have op shit gods like Susano.. I mean, Sol is in the middle of an adc mage and a burst one and she suck on both.. I'd love a little buff on her honestly",Have you played smite in the last 7 months +Don't bother. One of them will do it for you.,no one can accuse them of not being helpful... The religion of peace... That's such an oxymoron. +You can't tell from the thumbnail which Linus it is? Peasant.,Too lazy to look 50k pixels to the left +What is a question you will never give the answer to?,What's your social security number +It's a bug on nvidia drivers.,"Wait, why would a gpu affect a website?" +it is AMAZING. it is everything a phone should be. it showed us the future of phone tech,This does not answer the question in any way whatsoever. +"ah, well, does that at least mean that the PS4 will be the defacto superior version moving forward? I don't mind owning both if either they work together or they are different in a way that matters. (like how The Binding of Isaac isn't cross play, but only the PS4 version got the Afterbirth expansion)","The PS4 will be the de facto superior version moving forward, as it will get the 1.3 update which is a huge update to Terraria, while the PSV version will stay on 1.2.4.1." +"Thanks, this format was a lot easier for me to read and comprehend","I'm still confused about what the OP is saying, even with the revised format (bold lettering was just my little joke) From what I understand AP1 data can't just be ported over to AP2, because it is a new system that needs to be tested in shadow mode first." +Well.... not all of them :/,Just get egm and Akke on og then you have all the important ones kappa. +That feeling when your gonna loooose all your tendies in @ market open.,Never short Hillary. +"Yeah, it covers themes a 6 year old probably wouldn't understand :P",What themes might I ask? +Good advice.... I passed out shortly afterwards... Now I am sober and hating it.... FML,That's the worst. +"I learned that, and other juicy tidbits, from Hannibal.",You know I never finished that TV series. +My dog's tongue was so cute tonight.,Ermahgerd your dog looks just like my dog! +Pizza o empanadas? Cuales?,Empanadas De lentejas O de arroz con jardinera +"They have to legally censor swear words, and boxing sounds are a thematic way to do that. Why is that retarded.",It's YouTube no legal obligation of censorship +No one says anything when we collectively suck Kawhi's dick though...,That's because no one appreciates how good he is! +Reminder: Vikings' Terence Newman is 7 years older than Revis and is PFF's second highest rated cornerback this season,pretty much because he keeps himself in amazing shape +Usernames are not a game Youngblood,You better be 26+ to be calling me Youngblood my nigga +"It wouldn't matter. It would overwrite that 1gb with another, then another, then another. Resulting in a 10gb write *rate* (or possibly higher).","Welp, guess I'll have to mount it in tmpfs so it stays in RAM" +"What is one show that you love, even after countless rewatches?",Friends. +"The basic socioeconomic backdrop we are faced with. The massive boom the U.S. enjoyed post-ww2 when we rebuilt Europe is over. It is not feasible to support a family on a single income. Or to become a homeowner with any amount of expediency. The Gig economy is very real and very stressfull. Additionally, the background hysteria and stress of climate change. We are the generation who has to deal with most of it, and will be the first to fully weather the DEVASTATING effects. That impending disaster fucks with a persons conception of humanity pretty bad.","As a 52 year old, I feel like I do understand the hysteria around world ending climate change scenarios because I grew up with a constant hysteria around world ending nuclear war scenarios." +"Ur-Quan Masters, an open source remake of Star Control 2.",This guy knows how to /*party/* +Got downvoted for saying it to. I don't even fuck with nightblue but why would he try hard when he's probably making over a mill a year playing LoL.,Reddit doesn't down vote properly +Where's the boyfriend? All I see is the girl lying there.,He's the bush she's lying under. +Was expecting Allen Kuo,He has yours yeezys +What is that sword? Modded or not?,Vanilla Nordic Sword with fire enchantment. +It's too close to Congress.,right under your noses +can't we just put the basket in a bag and put the bag in a river,Forget the river; we need to put it six feet deep. +Pretty sure that is Anthony Wiener.,Pretty sure that was sarcasm. +Game Thread: Bruins vs Sabres | The buffalo go extinct Time to bounce back from last game and double down on the hatred of all things New York! **GO BRUINS**,Rask looks hurt +"That's the point of being a good Samaritan - you do the right thing without reward. If I stopped you from choking on a chicken sandwich tomorrow, I can't honestly expect a reward for my behavior. They get locked back in cell, do their time, and when parole review comes up, it will be taken into consideration.","I'd be happy to just not get punished somehow: 1) Return wallet found on street 2) Get accused of stealing said wallet, and potentially attacked." +Then its not a quote its a lie. Fuck off.,And now you know how politics work. +"Get off Reddit and WRITE I just found myself browsing reddit for the better part of an hour. This is not good. Let's all hit a milestone tonight! Whether it be 5k or 50k, let's all get some writing done!",lol no +Can you please rephrase that statement for me?,"She had the most people vote for her, but it was under 50% due to third party candidates taking ~4%" +Mark Stuart,"right, cant have 2 Stuarts" +This is tech support - I understand you want instructions on how to scrub any data off of your computer,"Hello, this is tech support (in Indian accent)" +I have this but I speak more than one language and it happens when I forget words. I am not sure if ADHD related.,"I do stutter in english, but my brain decided to use my native language to replace the stutter" +Dug this friendly face out from storage. Hail PCMR,I think you open the wrong software +Act of mercy. It already had two feet in the grave.,I've never seen a deer so defeeted +Hillary at 66.6% on 538. Satan connections CONFIRMED,0.1% chance... HERE COMES THE JOHNSON +Need to adjust our pad level.,"If we would have just had the right pad level, Rodgers completes that deep ball to Jordy" +"Winston, road hog, mei, shes not in the best state rn because no one knows how to abuse her true potential.",Roadhog counters everyone. +By chance are you on Project Fi?,Yes! +"Yes he has big issues, but was it clear to him it was a 15 year old at the time? I mean I could be a dog for all you know.",He definitely deserves the benefit of the doubt. +Thank,You +"Google Home + IFTTT -- want a response without the then that part I basically want to set up a couple of my own easter eggs in GH for my family so that if I say something, GH will respond. I know how to do this with IFTTT, almost. When I set up the new applet in IFTTT, in the then part, I put in the phrase I want to say and the response that IFTTT should tell GH to say. So far so good. But, IFTTT then makes me pick a then action. But, the then that I wanted was really just the phrase being said, which is already happening (not sure why that is considered part of the if this, but whatever). For now, I have picked send a notification to my phone as the then action because I couldn't find a way NOT to pick a then action after the phrase is said. Am I missing something?","I just started getting into ifttt, so I'm not familiar with ghome integration yet, but could you not have ghome not say anything in response, and then say something as part of the then that part?" +"If you're selling booze by the glass, sandwiches, or pizza, the profit margins are already pretty high, and the labor is pretty cheap. I can understand small stores not accepting credit cards because they don't get a lot of business, or corner stores where most of their sales come from cigarettes so they have a $10 minimum for credit purchases. Otherwise, there's no excuse.",I wish cigarettes cost less than $10 here (legally) +"You can always get some friends who play Ana, or suck it up and play a character you don't like sometimes. Like the rest of us.","I don't have friends, i main Hanzo." +Look at the way on the bottom the paws are together a little bit. Total Cat Move,Also the I will kill you given half a chance look Immediately cat +"Y'all realize polyamory is a thing right? I just saw two salty roxygen posts get to the top of the front page and sorry if this is controversial or something but like; You know Roxy can date both John and Calliope? You understand that both ships can be cannon at once? There's no need for a shipping war we can combine the ships like power-ranger robots or voltron into one big giant robot man with Roxy at the helm blushing furiously? - One of Homestuck's main themes is teenagers realizing that certain rules aren't as immutable/don't mean as much as they originally thought they were/did, and this very much includes romatic rules like the quadrants or heteronormaty, so why should they keep to the rule saying they should have one matesprit? - There's even a precedent for a Roxy polyamory, since in the snaps Roxy and Calliope ask Jane out to dinner. - If Jane and John can share a dad they can share a girlfriend. - Tbh it would be really nice if Roxy - someone who spent years crushing on two different boys and knowing both of them were off limits - ended up having multiple girlfriends and a boyfriend by the end of homestuck. - Seriously Roxy was so lonely for so long she deserves to date everyone she wants to date. - Both John and Calliope deserve to be happy and experience romantic relationships and they both flipping can? - I mean if we're honest with ourselves polyamory could have solved like 40% of the problems in homestuck don't let the idea fictional characters should be exclusive ruin the ending. - I know you're sad that Roxygen got built up and then ignored but the reason for that is probably because of John having depression, so maybe be salty and impatient about John living alone and not being happy instead? Idk that's what I'm doing. - What are the downsides? I don't get why more people aren't going for this? (made small fast edit)","Polyamory is just not a thing that I, well, like." +EU takes Germany to court over nitrate,I thought Germany was the EU. +"That was on like 1 of 5 channels, no? And honestly, curling still sells. They can't just say meh, no coverage of curling of the second biggest curling event in Canada. I miss Sportsnet having the CL.",Back before they had more than just the main channel they'd show curling over CL footy. +So basically you can't tell a story without a photo to prove it... exactly the OP's issue Turn on the 6 o'clock news,A lot of ppl I know who are obsessed with selfies are also raging narcissists +This is not ps4 related and doesn't belong here.,"Thanks, *u/BradleyB636*" +"Need glasshead's opinions on purchasing a rig My friend has a buddy that is selling a toro double macro rig with a dome, used banger, and pelican case for $350. Do you guys think this is a good deal? lmk, I'll try to add a picture in the comments",Killer +Science rules,Experience and science rules. +I am every player that was killed in this clip.,It's called a magazine +Thats true my cousin is 8 and started talking shit about trump. However her knowledge was based off of hearing everyone else hate trump so she didn't have any good reasons other than he's gross.,She's clearly being paid off by the Clinton foundation to spread lies and smear Trump's name +Let it all hang out. No matter how much or how little there is.,The Milf is covering herself so that she doesn't embarrass him by showing she is bigger. +I wouldn't say you have to be liberal to appreciate sustainability. You just have to not be an ignorant twat.,"Right, but the Trump sign..." +Console version is offline. Could just port that to PC if it really is a different game.,Because console to PC ports are always flawless and require very little work +"Did the roster already get published? i went on FB but it didnt work, do you have a link?",Still waiting for the reddit post here +Why is that the most important GPU? It's definitely not the most used one.,Because it's the highest end consumer GPU that's reasonably priced. +"How are the backwards compatible PS3's holding up nowadays? I see that they're not *too* expensive. Around $100. Are they worth getting, or is it better to just use a PS2? Do they have any problems, are they loud devices? If they *are* defective, is it easy to open them up and maintain them? I do so with my PS3 slim but I think it is still too loud.","You're probably still better off just getting a ps2, and sticking with a ps3 slim, which are going to be more reliable down the line." +"It's not about the money, it's about sending a message.",Striking fear into the hearts of thirsty children. +I have this terrible suspicion that if we win this Thursday and make the playoffs we are going to face the Pats and get murdered again. Please no.,"To be fair, if you made playoffs you were bound to play him eventually." +"Google aint wrong, you just cant read the stats he listed. 9,8 million km2 is the same as 3,8 million miles, and while he is listing the land area of the *European Union*, which is 4,5 million km2, your stat is the land area of *Europe*, the continent(so you included Russia, not him), which is 3,9 million miles or 10,18 million km2.","Hate to be picky as I agree with you, but 3,8mil miles isn't the same as 9,8mil km." +"Hi, i have a question?",Step 1: Have income that exceeds expenditure Step 2: Invest surplus Step 3: Invest interest from invested surplus Step 4: Repeat +Why do we have wordfilter ingame? That wordfilter from Garena server is stupid and annoying as shit. Why can't i talk as i want even in private/party/guild chats? Messages with word from wordfilter just doesn't appear. I can't imagine any reasons why do we have such stupid restriction for russian language when we doesn't have any on other languages.,I noticed sometimes if you type an english letter at the start of the line and then say whatever you want in russian it doesnt get censored. +That professor is unqualified to teach.,Hopefully a bunch of his students report him. +That's intense. You doing ok now?,Getting therapy but I'm doing better since. +so Jason is being a dick for no reason? why do this before a DE when Morgan is eligible to win HOH?,because he's the best player in the house +"Finger pain from mouse? Does anyone else get pain in the fingers when clicking a lot? Two weeks ago I decided to play a bit of diablo 2 again and the game is a giant click fest. Ever since then my fingers hurt after being on the computer for more than 30 minutes. My mouse (zowie am) does have quite hard mouse button,especially since I have a claw grip and I dont press the buttons at the end,more at the middle. I have this mouse for a few years now and I had this kind of pain rarely,and if it happened it lasted maybe a day or two,but never this long. I tried cooling which helped a bit,but did not get rid of it completely I dont barely feel the pain when I do something different that sitting at the pc. So does this happen to other people aswell? What do you do about it? What is a mouse with soft clicking?",Attach something under your finger tip so it protects you from wear and tear of the nerve endings. +"Those who downvoted/disliked (other than hothead) why? How can I improve the next montage I make? Was it the editing, music, etc? I thought the clips were pretty good, I've seen montages with much worse gameplay get better feedback.","Good editing and its obvious you can aim, but it looks like most of the time you are just killing clueless noobs/potatos" +Canadians to Lena Dunham: We don't want you either,Something tells me she's used to rejection. +i dont see why they changed it all. they had better change every trim req then so its easier for me to get trim if theyre going to make it easier for every pleb to get comp because spending 40 hrs at livid is so dam hard,You'd fit in well playing osrs +"Don't forget, this is the league that cares about player safety.",Kickers aren't flashy enough fuck em +"2016 Week 11 Game Thread: Pittsburgh Steelers(4-5) @ Cleveland Browns(0-10) Please Remember: ##**Leave all opinions/thoughts inside of this thread. Anything that isn't newsworthy posted outside of this thread during the game will be removed.** Don't be rude. We're all here to watch the game. Do not troll the other sub's game thread/post game thread. We will be notified and we will take necessary steps after that. If you see someone in here trolling, feel free to file a report and we will take care of it. Thank you and enjoy the game.",Thread is really dead today +I don't understand. How could someone downvote this?,because every month someone reposts it for karma. +Xeon or bust smh,A true PC entusiast buys X series so you can wake up every day with a hard-on for your beastly overclock made possible by your hardline waterloop. +MFW this lady tries to convince me to vote for Drumpf while I'm phonebanking for Hillary.,Clearly you hadn't quite made up your mind +The mathil nerf begins,"or as someone on stream was saying, obviously paid by ggg because more viewer friendly mainstream haircut for a nice mainstream game am i right?" +AUTOMATED,DYSTOPIAN +"Ok but this is best case scenario, and we all know it doesn't work like that.",Best case scenario is Benning discovers time travel and we win 100 cups in a row. +Who's b4nny? (Don't upvote or downvote),Google: b4nny tf2 Btw he's a competitive player on the NA 6s team Froyotech +"My brother was fired for jerking off in the break room... Not even subtle... Completely naked, going to town when the boss walked in. He bitched that he was on break, and needed to let off some stress, but was still fired obviously.",And he thought that was a good idea because? +If hl3 has micro transactions I might kill myself.,that would complete 2016 as the worst year +"Yeah, EMN made me sad cause there were almost no eldrazi to put in my kozilek eldrazi tribal deck :(",One day we will get a 5 colour devoid Eldrazi or something. +Article should have just said slower and less predictable than ever before. Source: Nexus 6 owner,"Did enrolling in the beta program, downloading Nougat and unenrolling not work for your Nexus 6?" +Tom Brady was on a talk show monday morning and said he didn't vote yet. Early voting ended Friday in his state. so either Tom lied to Trump or Trumps lying to us.,But Trump never lies! +Don't let the door clip your tail on the way out!,"No buddy, no tail here ;3" +What's up with all the furry hate here? Get a life losers.,I mean it's r/cringeanarchy and furries are cringey as fuck +Gave you the up vote back. Happy?,Oh sweet succulent karma.... +"Also, after you trip, the slushee has spilled all over, but you pick it up anyway and continue to drink it, but it's empty so it makes that slurping noise, and you're mic'd obviously. After you're done slurping you belch, throw it off the stage onto the field and that's when you get down on one knee for the kill.",And don't forget to vape +"Oh, a meaningless, empty buzz phrase!",They're the reason you can be so ignorant in your little safe home. +Fiora melted towers before her rework.,"After the rework when they changed how tower damage was calculated, there was what I assume to be a bug where she could three shot the tower." +Because the racists aren't welcome. Trump isnt racist.. Period.,"Lol, you forgot the" +The committee was dominated with Labor and Greens members. Why would anyone but the ideologues care?,"Yeah, they don't even know what 'consult' means." +"That is so awkwardly awesome, it's weird.",What part of that is awesome? +"Alright, will do tomorrow morning",Tag it serious! +"What's wrong with movies? Honestly, you guys make life too strict, too austere. You need valence. Great cinema is art, something to experience.","im talking more about binge watching hours and hours just because you have nothing to do, instead of doing something else that could help you." +Jayce Inting in the last game wasn't fair at all,Rat IRL true mvp +"I am so sorry for your loss. I am so relieved you got away from that toxic family, you are so brave. That email was so horrible, that women is such a sick twisted individual.","She was never happier than when someone felt terrible, never met anyone like it." +Why are you on Reddit right now instead of spending time with your family?,'Tis the night before christmas. +I've never tipped the delivery services employees for delivering me hundreds of pounds of Amazon packages but I always tip 20+% to someone who carries me a beer for 10 ft. saving to stuff some big $$ envelopes for the deliverers this christmas,Because tipping is stupid +Knife skills,Thought I was watching MGS3 for a second. +made...,"Yes, made." +Biggest pet-peeve: Grenade explosions. There's no fireball. A close second is the fake motivation.,What do you mean by fake motivation? +"3 armor need acoq !!!!!! 3 armor dont move that fast they need acoq to hold the objective, we have rook and doc, and every one pick them since they can hold angles and go for the head shots, eoch is going to have one as well , now we have 3 out of 5 3 armor with acoq , but what about chanka and kapkan ,they have been f**ked with the worst sight in game and they can't get the best sight in game which is the pk acoq , if they got it we will have all 3 armor with acoq , moving to jaugr and bandet , they really dont need the acoq , since they can move very fast close the cap and kill the target , now you have 3 armor with the right sight for the job in hand , which is to hold the objective, i love jagur but the fact he got the best gun with the best acoq is just bad , i can't tell you how many time i killed the other guy and felt the acoq did all the work , while on the other hand i play tachanka alot, i get killed because the guy can seem from this one inch hole and i can't cos the sights are just sh*t , the russian ops are geting the short end of the stick..... aways ......looking at you UBI fix this ......... please . what do you guys think ?",That made for an interesting read... +"Have you looked through a vive then a PSVR, I have, resolutions up close are bad enough even in the vive, but putting the PSVR straight on after felt like I went back to 1986, really made me appreciate my Vive hell of alot more",Lets not forget driveclub VR. +Preceeded by and followed by the faux outrage of people who don't like militant atheists or just like complaining about stuff in general. :),I hate militant atheists and pushy Catholics with an equal amount of detestment. +FiveThirtyEight now puts the race for control of the Senate at nearly 50-50. Five days ago it was 68.9-31.1 in favor of Democrats. What changed?,Comey +"A limited edition New Nintendo 3DS will be just $99.99 on Black Friday, the cheapest price yet on Black Friday",There is only one time I have wanted to live in America more than this +and now i know you are new too the game ;),"I know it wasn't before season 4, used to redpot all in with Riven a lot, but I was assuming we were talking about actual options." +"Duterte: 'Mr. Obama, you can go to hell'",The impotent ramblings of an angry child +You missed out the step where you thank every British citizen that pays for their TV license.,Make love man not war +"Most underrated squadmate? For me it's kasumi, grunt and jack, especially kasumi, i know she's a dlc character but i found her better than most of the characters that weren't!","Not a lot of people agree with me, but I actually really liked Garrus." +"After 50+ hours on Zenyatta, I finally got Rapid Discord!",Its only moving balls practic +In the UK they really did this. They built a dam in Wales to provide water for one of the cities in England. They built it where a village was and drove all the residents out. When the dam was finished the village was flooded. When the water levels of the dam are low you can still see the church spire sticking up out of the water.,Also at ladybower in Derbyshire +"We get a lot of socialist/Communist submissions that no one's bothered by. Which makes sense; one's an economic policy and the other's an ideology of hate, so I'm not complaining. Just saying I hardly ever see left wing flags or symbols marked over there.","Yeah, some will point out that some former Warsaw Pact nations have prohibitions on that kind of imagery the same way other nations are touchy about the Swastika, but it's typically not the same level of concern." +"It's the same in German. There are two words for Potato and one of them is Erdapfel, so earth apple. Which term is used depends on the region.","We shouldn't sweep the other word under the carpet here, which might be the most elegant word in german - Kartoffel." +Bins to return to Central and Roma Street by the end of the year,We won? +Tannehill is an elite prospect kek,Hes got so much potential! +im still waiting on the 1080p 60 fps patch. I'm pretty much done the story so Im hoping they update it before I finish. However even after im done I'll probably still be doing hunts and stuff. plus the dlc too,"im like lvl 87 and up to chapter 8, i have done every side mission possible and dungeon that i can so far, currently working my way through hunts too finish them off." +Catcam created Kaceytron,"I swear catcam wrote and/or writes all of the material, he's just so much more witty than kacey" +"If if helps, there was a case a few years ago in the county near Huntsville AL, where a school tried to handle a potential rapist without law enforcement. It didn't go well, the school system lost a lawsuit. Mentioning that might get your school's attention. I'll PM you a few more details","According to my Facebook feed, in the olden days, the cops were rarely called to schools to handle disciplinary issues and they all turned out just fine." +"Pagliano's lawyers are basically arguing that the subpoena is invalid. He has told them he will exercise his fifth amendment rights and refuse to answer any of their questions. A congressional subpoena has to serve a valid legislative purpose and if he's not going to answer questions then what is the purpose? That seems a little weak to me. This is obviously a partisan witch hunt, but it's still a congressional subpoena and you need to show up and state that you're exercising your fifth amendment rights. They're saying that he already did that in front of the House Benghazi Committee, but this is a separate committee so it seems like he should do it again. Anyway, nothing will come of this. He's not going to answer their questions because the Constitution says he doesn't have to. End of story. Chaffetz will grandstand as much as he can get away with and that will be the end of it. I do find it odd that they sent armed US marshals to serve him the subpoena. That seems like a bit much, but I don't know how these things work so maybe that's normal.",But wouldn't he be required to answer any questions that fall within the realm of his immunity deal? +Thanksgiving. Zeke will be fed.,HE'S A HUNGRY MAN +"Is there a reason that raw meat doesnt stack higher than 20? stacks of 100 would make life so much easier Its not like you can stack more in a smithy and craft high end items or something with higher stacks of meat, if they were at like 50/100 pr stack healing dinos would be so much easier... i think farming meat to prepare for a raid is something that should be more viable.. so painful with stacks of 20",Well force feeding to heal would be super overpowered if you didn't have to select new stacks every 10 seconds. +"Who would you rather have on your team? Fedorov or Datsyuk in their respective primes? I think Fedorov is the better skater and shooter, more versatile as well (we all know he played defense very effectively), but I think Datsyuk is a much better stick handler and more creative. I think both were elite playmakers/passers, but I'd give a slight edge to Datsyuk in that department.",Fedorov absolutely +The video I send clients who ask me for spec work.,Isn't that what an interim is? +Oh ok. That's it. You've convinced me I'm voting for trump. This is corruption on the highest level,"There's much, much worse." +The Stranger.,Things? +"Guys that are really, really good at videogames. Like I have several crushes on different pro smash players, OW players and so on. lol",but are you into Alex19 types or m2k types +"Yeah, but you just proved it right there. You were exuberant, not over exuberant. Open and shut case.","Had I been the one scoring I may have been over exuberant, we need an exuberance meter!" +If you think Hillary Clinton is more corrupt than Donald Trump than you haven't been paying attention at all this election cycle.,Next joke please +No bro. Google Slickwraps and search for your device on their website and pick the skin you want. Lol,That sounded way too hard +"You can't say what people recognized or didn't recognize. We both know that. There is a higher concentration of low informed, liberal, hyper-partisan voters (citizens or not is another question) in 4 major cities. That is more factual.",Source? +"The NFL is run like every other huge corporation in this country: growth and profits above all else. Why can't they fucking realize they have a great product that people are willing to pay for, and figure out how to run the league sustainably - balancing profit with consumer satisfaction? I swear to god, once Brady retires I doubt I'll tune into the NFL. It's so apparent that they're hellbent on squeezing every single dime out of it, even if it means putting forth a shitty product. All this recent bullshit about fining players for celebrating? I mean seriously, am I taking fucking crazy pills? Football is on its way out anyway with the whole concussion/CTE issue. I just wish they could run the league in a way that makes fans happy without cutting corners and pissing people off in the name of (more) money.",makes fans happy without cutting corners All the evidence you need is the highlight reel of the 2016 Hall of Fame preseason game... Oh wait +Voting in my first ever election today!,Yay! +"Don't know. Check out Merrick Garland though. He is a respected moderate conservative. Obama nominated him to the supreme Court. I was under the impression it was a political play to embarrass the Republican senators. That they can't even vote on a conservative nominee that they spoke highly of when bush nominated him to a lower court seat. His nomination is still pending a vote. If not voted on the new president could choose to let that nominee stand or nominate a new justice. Since the political move has already been satisfied , one wpuld expect a democrat president to nominate a more liberal justices. However, Clinton has said she would leave garland as her nominee. So instead of trying to get liberal justices on the court, hillary sounds like she os going nominate a conservative justove","Yea I could see her going with Garland, and her second pick could be more liberal." +I Found This Award Fitting,I hope we win this over Planet Coaster. +"Ok... this is a really weird question, but I've always wondered... How do foreign exchange students masturbate without it being really weird? And is it awkward for girl foreign exchange students to deal with their periods?",What? +"This is nothing but propaganda lol. There is nothing actually being said here, it's literally nothing but a smear piece.",Better get it to the top +Reporting your friends doesn't do anything.,holy shit all my wasted reports +What is your Favorite Data Modelling Tool? What is your Favorite Data Modelling Tool?,"paper, pencil... and eraser" +"On the same site shifted a bit, true. The point is that there's more office space at that address now than in 2000.",And that the owner of the twin towers made off with $12 billion in insurance when the towers got demolished. +DiGiuseppes OT Winner,shoutout to the dude in a Tuukka Rask Bruins jersey +Then why hasn't Assange left already?,"Because maybe the US doesn't have control over UK bail-skipping charges, or Swedish sexual assault arrest warrants?" +Group uses 'that Mexican thing' to register Latino voters,"Whip it out, you beauties." +Modest Mouse preforming completely shit faced live,I saw them live and honestly they weren't a ton better. +Aren't minutes metric? How many millidays are we talking about here?,Seconds are metric. +"What book do you find yourself returning to time and again regardless of how long ago you first read it? The one book I've returned to about a hundred times since I first read it in my teens is Dracula by Bram Stoker, I don't know why, perhaps its that brooding Victorian atmosphere, the fragmentary and unreliable nature of the story, or the idea that love can transcend the grave, anyway, just wondering what your lifetime book is and why you keep returning to it.",The Chronicles of Amber by Roger Zelazny +Can confirm; am Alex Jones' son.,Username checks out. +Doesn't change the fact it's a cornerstone of the EU. It's not like the rest of the EU didn't benefit from it or didn't it? I don't consider being a drag being a reality check. I concede that point. You joined after the EEC was formed but before the official inception of the EU.,We wanted to join before 77 but a certain backstabbing Frenchman wouldn't have it +"Heather is a failed tv sitcom actress who married a plastic surgeon. Lisa is a restaurateur. Neither are old money and neither have serious f-you dough (Don't get me wrong, $30 million is a lot) and neither have lineage. Sonja married into it and so did Carole to a degree but the only housewife I can think of that was actually born into lineage was Lydia. Even that was only a few generations. But it was enough to bug Heather Dubrow who has zero lineage.","I think someone married a Count, and continuously referred to themselves as a Countess, but I don't remember it well." +What did Sc00t do?,Im curious as well +Your telling me,Your'e * +I'd recommend the movie if you are into 90 minutes of dick jokes and ethnic humor,Glad to see Seth Rogan stepping far outside his comfort zone with this film. +Non licensed LVN jobs So I graduated from my LVN program but did not pass my Nclex the first time. I'm currently studying to retake my nclex but want to perfect it so I'm taking some time to do it. Does anyone know what kind of jobs in the medical field I can find without being a licensed LVN?,Caregiver at an assisted living facility. +I want a full glam Trump look xD,Go to r/orangebeauty then +kiddin strangler #*My reach is spreading.*,VOTE FOR DOGGO 2K17 +Pretty sure that even peridot can do better. But yeah,sick burn +"Rise and shine nasty women and bad hombres, it's time to vote!",GOOD AFTERNOON NASTY WOMEN AND BAD HOMBRES MAKE THIS HAPPEN <3 +DOOM's new patch removes Denuvo (x-post from pcgaming),Linux version of Doom coming? +"If you just let the jobs go away and everybody who got replaced by automation fends for themselves, you'd probably end up with an Elysium type scenario. Huge, awful slums with separated areas where the rich live in ridiculous luxury until the inevitable uprising.","This is how it will go, universal income is a fairy tale that will never come true." +Is he... Drooling into her eye?,He might just be licking her face... +"Oh, thought that was just a typo and disregarded it. I wasn't aware that vapor baths were possible for TPU.",Why would you assume it's TPU? +"A friend took me to the Rams 's. Dolphins game for my birthday. I was expecting a blowout loss. we ended up leaving at the 4th quarter because we were up 10-0. 15 minutes later it was 14-10 we lost. 2 1/2 hours of shitty seats, drunk fans, over priced shitty beer, and a lot of rain. I thought that was bad. Then I watched the Rams 49ers game. Jesus. This team sucks. There's so many better sports team with cheaper tickets.",What a shitshow. +"Over 200 mounts, still missing that one :(",Everything my account renews I think I'm gonna go back +"Who can say where the road goes? Where the day flows? Only time And who can say if your love grows As your heart chose? Only time Who can say why your heart sighs As your love flies? Only time And who can say why your heart cries When your love lies? Only time Who can say when the roads meet That love might be in your heart? And who can say when the day sleeps If the night keeps all your heart, Night keeps all your heart? Who can say if your love grows As your heart chose? Only time And who can say where the road goes? Where the day flows? Only time",God damn I love that song +I hope no one spoils this for me.,F2 won in a landslide victory as Kronovi's mountain collapsed in the background +"If you execute all the lower and middle class people, you've only made the bottom tier of the rich into the new lower class.","Yes, but they'd still be extraordinarily wealthy compared to us today if they own any part of the means of production (robots & automation)." +"Anthony Weiner allegedly sexted with 15-year-old girl, sent her shirtless pictures: report",ugh...what an irredeemable creep. +I new it didn't look right lol,"The end result is most often going to elevate their loneliness, so it makes sense either way!" +"Who should lead the Justice League? I am curious to know what you guys think regarding the topic. I've seen some posts about it but no actual discussion topic. Note: Not who you think will lead the Justice League in the DCEU but who you think, in the DCEU, *should* lead the JL.",I want Superman to be the face of the group but Batman is the leader in terms of in action like Superman is the symbol of peace and the guy in the middle +You realize most people who work at restaurants (unless its a nice one) probably hate it there and feel underpaid and under appreciated and see customers as more work and not more money. It makes sense then.,"If that's their excuse, it is perfectly reasonable to diss their shitty food that they couldn't give enough of a fuck about, spend your money elsewhere, and enjoy watching their shitty restaurant flounder and close after taking up a perfectly good storefront for a year and a half." +Japan is on it isn't it?,"No, where did you see Japan" +"Let's all remember the reason for this law. Its so that you can keep your ballot private. There were fears that people would force you to share your ballot with them so they could know that you voted the way you said you would. Either for money or intimidation. This doesn't violate the spirit of the law, only the letter. And while everyone is going to be up in arms about any potential laws being violated today, I really think people need to calm down on this one.",So what your saying is that you think he is being paid to vote a certain way. +How filthy the skytrain stations are and how incompetent the cleaning staff are.,"Sooo, you havent travelled much." +Colorado split into 3 areas with approximately the same square miles.,"Pretty sure this is Wyoming, nice try OP" +Jesus Christ how did this alone not end his campaign,Cuz he's going to MaKe AmERIcA GR8 AgaIN +"Well if you didn't have that problem that doesn't mean others don't have that problem. I stayed at my uncle's house last month and he has 4 kids. Finding the remote was a big pain in the ass because they just kept it somewhere that you won't be able to find in ages. That's where IR blaster comes in. It's not a deciding factor, but it sure is pretty useful add-on like OIS.",Very true! +itt: disproven bullshit. Body types are about as true as hardgainers.,You mean ectomorphs? +You can't. It's based on your salary (and dependents).,So even if my expenses are higher and I can't afford a potential +$100 increase/month? +"Endorsements are fine, telling people you plan on voting X way with your super delegate vote a year before the first primary is another matter. If super delegates still served their original purpose Hillary would have been denied the nomination at the convention.",Your mental gymnastics are incredible. +"I hate it, but who would have been happy if you knew we would be 2-1 after broncos falcons broncos?","Considering Denver got 14 points off interceptions, Broncos didn't beat us; we beat ourselves." +"Let me just sit a moment. Hey, where'd that ball go?",Is there a sub for retarded cats? +"I just changed my appearance in a major way, curious about what you all think! Old verification photo for comparison.",Red head with freckles cannot be beat +Eagles finish 4th place so they've got an easy schedule next year going against the rest of the 4th place teams. Watch out for dem Eagles #SPOOKY,"I wish, but our schedule is still ridiculous" +What little thing cheers you up?,When everyone leaves me the hell alone +"Why is it a huge deal if nude pics of you are floating around, unless you hate how you look or you hate the attention? If you are brilliant and amazing, this just adds dimension.",The Dickth Dimension +PRS master race checking in,How's the dental practice? +MRW Im in a happy mood despite of my bad haircut.,yea because the haircut is the worst of his problems..... +"The damn election filtering into all corners of the internet: I sold Trump $100,000 worth of pianos. Then he stiffed me.","Completely irrelevant to the sub, but nice try." +"LOL, how do you figure?","well, he did manage to get to the White House and her ticket didn't, so he at least has that on her." +"You don't even really need to say that. You just need to say he's a drug dealer, who's going to question those doing the killings with government backing?",exactly...if you ask questions they will just say you did drugs too and kill you. +How good are the odds someone complains about Quijano being Mexican without realizing she's Filipino?,"its ok, Trump has pissed off the Filipinos recently too!" +ND portion of WWII memorial vandalized with #NoDAPL graffiti,"Yeah, vandalizing a war memorial for honourable dead will help the cause" +Hoooool up. Do they have VA as tossup on that map?,Yeah VA NC NH FL MI +Wasn't talking about gameplay when I said realism.,Then you're just trying to find excuses not to buy it. +Vanilla ISIS,"*Is Is Baby* *^Kaboom, ^Kaboom*" +Miss Mississippi Had Surgery at 18 to Correct Facial Deformity that Led Bullies to Call Her 'Horse Face',I was hoping for a before picture +And then all interests wouldn't be equal. Fuck the rural population though.,"Hey, now... Some of us in the rural population vote blue." +Except when it's lap 3 and you're in the infield with a wrecked car watching the race.,"You can't win the race on lap 1, but people sure love trying for some dumbass reason." +A cabin deep in the woods in Washington,That looks like heaven to me! +Control meta my ass.,weapon hate is the only hate in hearthstone thats good even though theres no sideboards. +Trudeau Says Private Fundraisers Are Really About The Middle Class,"Yeah its about the middle class, how to fuck them over" +You have it now. Too! You just have to type I voted in a comment.,I voted! +Xyz Monarchs are a deck,Unless I'm missing something Monarchs don't really have a way to go Rank 7 effectively. +"I feel like this should be obvious, TER?",Thousand-Eyes Restrict. +How do you steal it if there is a treaty? Doesn't that mean it was agreed upon?,If you sign a contract with a gun to your head would you say that the contract is still valid? +Trump files Nevada voting lawsuit,Breaking News: Judge rules against Trump- CNN +It's mile high! Easiest place to kick! I love having McManus on my team every year,I wouldn't say easiest... But 50 yards are much more doable +The amped hardpoints accumulate points as if you capped 2 non-amped hardpoints.,"How do the individual points, the assault and defense scores, get tallied?" +what happens if you click play,Still get the same fps as you do on normal settings +Is anyone in Highland Park today around 5pm and want to do a fellow redditor an easy favor? I'll buy you lunch or something.,What +Its equivalent of streamers playing on their smurfs to make highlight reals. At the end of the day we want some outplay and you get a lot more outplay when the players and teams are mismatched. The fact that Korea and NA still get the same 3 teams is hilarious. Over the years at the very least it should have shifted to to 4 Korean team and 2 NA teams. I would say the same for China and EU as well. They haven't delivered so give them all 2 teams and lets have more global tournaments throughout the year that qualify for the remaining spots.,While we're at it lets make worlds only for Koreans +They think Trump's a RINO,"He's a populist that breaks rank with many fiscal conservative policies such as being for eminent domain, against free trade, and whatnot." +Frank Quietly makes his horror animation debut,Spent a moment wondering who Frank was and why he had to get into horror animation without any fanfare. +"Real talk tho, she actually had a lot of good things to say and was very upset at the NYT",Yep and she's being attacked for daring to challenge the MSM +"Worlds - Casters for game 1 Who do you think the first casters will be for this years Worlds? I'm hoping it will be CLG Kobe, EU Deficio & someone hype like Pastry or Quickshot! It will be NA vs EU after all!","Pulse, Stress, and then Dom will make a guest appearance" +There's Nothing Sexy about Red Lobster!!!,So much accumulated hatred... +How are having an arsenal and being a techie mutually exclusive?,Because stereotypes! +dropping your phone on the treadmill,Now you have the curved screen you always wanted +"Walking Fends Off Loss Of Mobility, And It's Not Too Late To Start",Exercise is like a miracle drug. +Myron Medcalf: College hoops' most overlooked players,Medcalf isn't exactly know for writing out of the box type articles +People who say they don't want anything for their birthday - what do you REALLY want for your birthday?,50 Ultra Balls +TIL You can assassinate Watchers!,TIL people didn't play Spartan Ops. +"Because GOP has smaller majority than before (54) and they need 51 votes. Few moderate oppose and nominations don't pass. There were at least 10 current senators who didn't vote for Trump. Currently there are not many vocal opposing voices except Rand Paul, but things can change. McCain will rebel if it looks like Trump will be soft on Putin. Nothing comes free. It's possible that Trump must give up some people to get others pass.","Just to add Pence was on Foreign Affairs/International Relations committee in the House from 2003-2013 before he was governor, I think he has a bit more experience in NSC related ways than the rest at least." +"Wow you're ex, if they did those things, was the worst. I hope that they sleep real unsoundly.",If I would've taken his advice I wouldn't have slept the last month. +Baro Ki'Teer 9/23,those credit costs tho +"kids got stones, I bet he meant geology",He geocrashed. +That's the most efficient vote I've ever made,#VOTERFRAUD Obligatory +His oratorical skills are unlike any previous president!,"Well, now I can feel extremely confident in the knowledge that even though I'm not a native speaker, my English vocabulary very likely exceeds that of the most powerful man on the planet." +"TBF, ignorance pretty much always comes with ignorance and pride, there's a term for it that I'm blanking on that goes to the tune of, Knowing nothing yet being confident that you know everything.",Dunning-Kruger effect? +(NSFW) What is the sexiest photo that someone has taken of you?,There was a camera when I got my colonoscopy. +Still waiting on Obama to do that.,When did Obama acted like a whiny bitch? +He's most likely Funtime Freddy.,"He is, it says in the credits." +Void after removed from packaging. Luckily this model has an update that should be coming out soon.,FINALLY +"Nobody has joined my lobby yet, it has been about 3 minutes.",Same for me but probably will take a few hours for things to settle. +# CNN BREAKING NEWS: Guerrilla journalist seeks to deny voting rights from undocumented immigrants,## CNN BREAKING NEWS: Racist guerrilla journalist denies free room and board for mentally illl and homeless people! +"If it's very similar, couldn't you just say something like Oh man, I've seen that too, it's the look on their face that makes it though isn't it? or some other tidbit that shows that you're not trying to one-up them but that you understand the situation.",That's a great idea. +"I'm not voting to protest. I'm voting for who I want for President, period.","I want Snoop Dogg for president, so I wrote him in." +Hillary will never go to prison.,Trump will never be president +Try telling her: THESE VIOLENT DELIGHTS HAVE VIOLENT ENDS May need to say it more than once...,Lol...I liked that they prepared for people to say that to AEDEN. +"Reddit is notoriously bad RE anything in the legal industry. If I had a penny for every time I've heard; That (potential plaintiff) has a great case, but there's no way they can afford an attorney. The system is broken! ...I'd retire. There's a truly basic lack of understanding about how the process works.","Yeah, it's frustrating, haha." +Now I'm curious to see the sort of stuff you can do with all that gear.,"Because I suck, I go criticize other's works elsewhere." +"In your opinion, what's the worst skin in the game/for every hero? Obligatory anti-anti-spambot text",Witch mercy +"Elephants walk on their tip toes. If you look at their skeletons, their feet have a ball of fat that holds up their heels, and their toes are pointing down. That's why elephants are never still. This is a lot like a woman in very tall high heels walking down hill too fast.",Don't most animals walk just on their toes---like what we think of as our ankles are their knees? +what? sabonis is already better than collison ever was,This is not true. +My completely restored (post fire) 1994 Mazda RX7. Now with a hood!,That's sexy. +"Hilariously, the stylist I have been going to for years is a manager at a SuperCuts. And every single damned time I try going to someone else, they screw up my hair.",When you find that one hairdresser you pray you can stay with them forever. +"No, Richard Sherman deliberately tried to sabotage his own team just so he could take out the opposing kicker's knee. Because he's a supervillain or something.","People really think this, like....without the" +Only in the RepubliClown party.,America is an (entertaining) mess. +"As a socialist, trust me when I say he's not one. He's a social democrat who seems to think that and democratic socialism are the same thing. Do some research into what socialism actually is. If you haven't, you're misinformed.",He's a self described socialist. +I thought it was shake & bake.,I thought it was Magic Man and El Diablo +peruvian detected.,Me descubriste. +"Trey Burke on his stint with the Jazz, They couldn't break me. That's why they tried to do. Burke is currently averaging 2.5pts/0.7r/0.7a on 36% FG with the Wizards.","Yeah but what about advanced stats, all that matters now" +lol I worked with this super good looking non threatening looking black guy. He looked like Idris basically... Every damn night there would be some super drunk white girls like making really weird comments to him... You are so sexy... I was with a mixed blood guy once! That is nice.,Wanna make some mudbloods together? +Yay let's help pay for public transportation so corporations and the IOC can benefit guys!,"If thats what it takes, the public will benefit in the long run." +Hello NSA,fuck the NSA +Israeli Amb. Reveals What They'll Do With 'Evidence' Obama Was Behind UN Resolution,God bless Obama if he was +"8-year-old Girl Complained an 8-year-old boy in Her Grade Keeps on Trying to Kiss Her. Author says that The boy may only be eight, but he is old enough to understand...consent and this is where violence begins because men are almost always the perpetrators.",And women are mostly whores. +"Thermal efficiency =/= MPG. He means that the cars convert gasoline into usable energy much better. Keep in mind that an f1 car revs higher thus using more fuel. Maybe if they were at 2000 rpm instead of 17000 rpm, they might be more fuel efficient. And as explained, electricity generation is at about 30% thermal efficiency while F1 is pushing 50%. Meaning the cars are more efficient in that regard.","OP said fuel efficiency, not thermal efficiency." +Or did you mean Lutris? Its like an open source Steam. Its a game manager.,Yeah Lutris. +Holy shit I wouldn't be able to afford $80/mo for internet. I'm not willing to go higher than what I'm paying now ($50 taxes included/mo).,Who's your provider? +"Honestly, 8 months in and at 20 years old she should be cutting her losses not going to therapy with this guy. It would be one thing if they'd been dating for 5 years but they haven't even hit the one year mark.","I completely agree, but based on her comments it sounds like OP isn't willing to just throw in the towel." +Don't have em anymore m8.,"Yeah I figured, what'd you end up getting for them?" +"Isn't there an issue with the reload of the rifle though? I've noticed that the rifle doesn't have a single-bullet reload animation, so if you shoot 1-4 bullets out of the 5 and reload, the animation is always your soldier putting in a clip of 5 into the chamber. That's not supposed to happen right?",The m95 does that in real life. +Somehow manages to be worse than original Skyrim to Reddit despite almost literally being the exact same game \^My prediction of how reddit's going to act about Skyrim Special Dish,That would just make my day. +I have one leg,wtf are you asking? +"Pretty neat, it appears to be pinless unless it has something like Zen pins hidden.",Was wondering the same thing +"OFFICIAL ELECTION NIGHT PRE-GAME THREAD! GET IN HERE, CENTIPEDES! #TODAY WE MAKE HISTORY! --- ###ARE YOU READY FOR THIS? The first polls are closing shortly! ###Let's get HYPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!",First county reporting early voting in FL: Trump 65% +"imo the blue splashes on the Q's are sweet, i also love the shield and the sword in ult form.","I actually think the sword is the worst part, looks absolutely awful IMO" +Many of the spreadsheets require a magnifying glass to read? Can Balmer not afford a bevel-less multi monitor set up?,He has to watch his pennies 'ya know +"Yes, Miami is spending billions doing two things: - Raising the roadways - Putting in HUGE pumps around the city to get the water out As tides come in, they are actually seeing sea water come out of many sewer drains. This is just an example. Even their fixes for now are supposed to last only 30-40 years.",Check with Trump scientists - global warming is a plot by the Dems to scare us. +When a dirty bomb explodes it sends radioactive material directly around it and stops at any walls and objects. It doesnt explode and send radiation for blocks/miles through walls and shit,It depends on the material and what happened to it. +"fuck you beeping: people beeping their horns - not cos of danger, but to say the light is green, and I can see you on the phone, so fuckin beeeeeeeep",Fuck you for being on your phone instead of paying attention to the road. +I hate Simmons because I'm a Lakers fan. Only reason. Nothing else.,I think he would respect that. +"Livestream of Oversight Committee Hearings, starting now.",#AYES HAVE IT +"GOAT? I'm not faniliar with that acronym, please elaborate.",Greatest Of All Time +I didn't tell you how to live anything. Don't take yourself so seriously.,Don't tell me what to do. +100% blindpick summoners rift. blind pick masterrace,Just... Why? +Self driving cars will eliminate stop lights*,...from the intersection. +"One time someone got offended when I put on my seatbelt, thought I was commenting on her ability to drive.",So they were offended because you were fallowing the law ? +"Most twerps are not smart at all, even if they omit using phrases/terminology like RMV or hypergamy, talking about how women are attracted to dominance screams aspie who gets his sex tips from the internet.",Why would you talk about dominance? +Is this Grand Moff Tarkin behind Darth vader in Rogue One?,yeah i recognize him 100%. +Can't believe we got that field goal! Roll wave!,He had more than enough distance too +Why am I getting avatar award popups for awards that I have already unlocked years ago? Recently decided to boot up my Xbox 360 and play minecraft xbla after 2 years and I am unlocking avatar awards and gamer pics that I have already unlocked back in 2013. Is this a common bug after installing title updates?,They added more achievements a few updates ago. +"Or maybe we could teach people the word oikophobia, since it's way more of a problam than xenophobia these days.",Isn't that the fear of Greek Yogurt? +I thought they were Redbone Coonhounds.,Fuck if I know +lord whatever's register as orbitalstrikes,"At this point I just leave their games, not worth the trouble" +I feel like my wife (35) and I (42) are heading into the beginnings of a dead bedroom. Advice needed...,Ask her for her price list +I thought you loved with your sister for the year?,I am her landlord. +I would love to pay 650 a month. Paying 1200 for a wife and 2 kids. Not to mention the 4000 dollar deductible. Whole thing is a shit show.,So you want to remove the only price control measures and ruin insurance for everyone because you're mad your kids are expensive? +Regi - Response to Sean's reaction to my interview,"seangares; Richard Lewis Help, please" +"I think it may be Draven, with two ice cream cones instead of axes. Could he wrong tho",Cape thing though +I put money on the Titans. Don't fail me now.,That's a ballsy bet you made +What is something you wish people could take the time to understand?,The fact that some people deserve to fail +Mike Pence is now hiding emails,Nice find OP. +"Unfortunately, the president has to be at least 35 years old.",Get a tortoise. +"I don't get why people would sub to a Reddit of a show, well USA get it about a day before me but still, I just type in the show after I've watched it, then forget about it till next week.",Big moments tend to reach front page within 12 hours of that show airing. +What was the strangest punishment your parents gave you?,My mom made my sister and I wear a stuffed crab on a ribbon around our necks when we were being crabby. +"I'm 65. I'm confused when reading all the latest articles and have to stop and ask myself, are deplorable's and basement dwwweeellleeerrrs the same thing? Like is OT on topic or off topic? trump is a modern satyr vs. the modern saviors... of all good & evil, like Putin. As confusions are sayings, I swear!","Sorry if this is OT, but how come when we are sick, we say that we are burning up, but when your house catches fire, it burns down?" +Does anyone have the actual stats/percentages for how much the badges actually help? I couldn't find this info in MyCareer and google only returned info on how to acquire badges! Sorry if I'm missing something obvious.,"Check 2k13 or 2k14 info, the badges were called signature skills and they had descriptions and everything if I remember correctly." +At least it ain't Megan Kelly fighting with the candidates. At least they're debating and fighting each other.,Lester many times tried debating Trump. +"You got it so wrong in so many levels. I don't know where you got that but you're totally wrong, when I meet new people I usually say from up north and they don't use voot or vit at the end when they try to pronounce it. Whoever told you that should be punched in the throat",Well I lived in Nunavut for several years.. +Why are there trans people on this feed that are Republican? Don't you realize they threaten your rights?,They don't though. +"1,492,225","1,492,226 So much anticipation" +"Anime with a similar atmosphere to Occultic;Nine? (rainy city, dark and moody)",Durarara! +he should be dismembered with a butter knife.,Lets not go into podesta territory +If you stay nice for around 3 months it resets at least did for me,how do you know if it resets or nah... +I'm sure he'll remember more details as he continues to revise his tale. Maybe he'll even recall how he singlehandedly fought off all those ninjas!,"And that was AFTER they tried to poison him, but he simply willed the poison out of his system." +Built in Velcro straps with a braided cable = this,I don't see the problem +"Is the game still out for people? If so, who's downvoting the guy trying to help them out?",Some people aren't quite grasping the Fact that half KC can't see the game. +"Redditors who have won the lottery, what is your life like now?",I pay snails to kill people. +"In our feminized society, a woman's life is worth more than a man's. A man is expected to sacrifice his life in exchange to help a woman in mortal danger, but never the reverse.",What feminist invented chivalry? +How the fuck do you let yourself get injured on one of the biggest paydays in UFC history?,I'm sure he purposely injured himself +My friend made a cake of her friend's dog for a party. I think it turned out really well.,I'm just hoping the dog bone is a cake for the dog. +"These are scientific polls, the ones they're talking about are just online what's your favorite anime character types where you can clear your cookies and vote again. Scientific polls are done by professionals calling people on the phone, they can't be skewed by the people being polled.",Well they can but they're harder to intentionally skew +"I'm Canadian, and next weekend I'm grabbing my winter coat, a warm drink in a travel mug and going Pokemon hunting. Just need the supplies if you're Canadian! :P","Haha, easterners... Out west it's only regular coat and room temperature drink weather." +"Can we please stop talking about mandates? If we're going by popular vote, no presidential candidate has had anything even close to a mandate since Reagan won re-election with 58% in 1984. And no sane linguist would refer to 58% as a mandate. It's a modest improvement over half. Trump has 46.3% -- that's certainly not a mandate, it's not even a majority. Then again, neither is Clinton's 48.2%. And for people citing Obama in 2008, he only had 52.9%, which once again is roughly half. Nowhere close to mandate status. Now if we're talking about electoral college votes (which we should, since that's what the candidates actually focus on trying to win), Obama won 68% in 2008, which is much closer to mandate territory. To get significantly higher than that, you have to go back to George H. W. Bush's 1988 win with 79% of the electoral college. Meanwhile, Reagan won 90% of the electoral college in 1980 and won a record-setting 97.58% of the electoral college votes in 1984 (yes, you read that right). So let's all shut up about mandates please.",The reason mandate is being discussed here is because Republicans since the election have been using that word. +"Radiator sounds like running water? Out of the blue my watercooled rig, about 7months or so old loop, started to make a running water type of sound. I believe it's coming from the radiator. There are no bubbles in the loop and the rig hasnt been moved or anything in quite a while. The reservoir hasn't lost even a hair of water in the entire time I've had the loop going and hasn't lost anything recently. Inside and out still seems, looks, and feels dry as far as my inspection has gone. All fittings are still right and dry. I'm a little worried, is this normal? What should my next steps be?",Sounds like you just have air in there. +FBI reopening Clinton email investigation,Please serve justice. +"Possibly Kerala - given his liberal, semi-western attitude :-)",Then probably not Kerala but maybe mumbai. +Why is the chat bar so screwed up? It keeps auto-scrolling to the top! Someone help?? I can't chat or even read what my teammates are saying,they fixed this with a patch a couple hours ago. +"IMMINENT VICTORY THREAD. #THIS IS NOT A DRILL. WE ARE ACTUALLY GOING TO WIN THIS. SJWs, SUCK OUR DICK.",#Praise KEK +Is the mysterious artifact the ibistick?,It is a mystery +FBI will re-open investigation into Hillary Clinton's email server,I look forward to the results of the investigation when they are announced mid-January +"Senate Session The Senate voted on H.R. 6792, a bill reauthorizing the 1996 Iran Sanctions Act through December 31, 2026.",H.R.6792 - Veterans Physical Therapy Services Improvement Act of 2008 110th Congress (2007-2008) Maybe a rider? +memes?,Definitely memes +Calum not even acknowledging the green lantern in his last video,That's Kilowog in the background. +"Twenty-five years of ultra-conservative, pro-corporate juris-imprudence.",Which is why I'm voting for Hillary even though she sucks. +"Don't PSG have any good back up strikers? What about Ikone, he was decent in the pre-season when I saw him.",Augustin looks promising. +Grandmother made this cake for my birthday,"Everyone already beat me to the aquarium jokes, so I will just say your grandmother is awesome and that looks great!" +Gnaw your ankle off. Change names.,I don't have an ankle thing. +"lol I know they can do better, do you guys know instagram secretly uploads your pics while your captioning them to make the loading seem instant... same with likes and comments... it's 2016 app Dev's step your game up if you want to be #1","You know there is a considerable difference in necessary bandwidth, right?" +Mech assault,Splinter cell +"Forreal goddamn that's an ass you put in tupperware cause you can't eat it all at once. That's an ass you put on layaway cause even if you could afford it all at once it'd be too much. That's an ass a waiter would make some smart ass comment about you being hungry if you finished the whole thing. That's an ass you need a bookmark for so you can come back where you left off. That's an ass that needs a checkpoint system so you can jump right back in if you die. It's the type of ass you set up camp halfway through and head up to the summit in the morning. There should be a tax on that ass and it should be in the highest bracket. If you won this ass in the lottery and chose to get it in yearly payments instead of a lump sum you'd still have enough ass from year to year to last you a lifetime. Everyone should be evacuating to under this ass to get away from Hurricane Matthew. There are still parts of this ass that are unmapped. This ass is the No Man's Sky of asses. This ass could end the Palestinian-Israeli conflict. This ass could lead a successful working class revolution to seize the means of production, those means being this ass. This ass is orbiting the sun and dragging the Earth along with it. NASA should redirect Juno and the Hubble and bring Voyager back into this solar system to study this ass. There is probably a graveyard of fallen soldiers in this ass. People want to talk big but there's no way you're coming close to handling that.",What the fuck did you say that to me etc etc +"Both of Ronda Rousey's movies postponed/possibly cancelled, studio has concerns over her acting ability",Her ceiling as far as acting goes is WWE. +"What we need is some kind of organization whose members collect information, verify that the information is correct, and then communicate that information to the rest of us in a consistent and reliable manner that inspires trust. I'm not sure what we'd call such an organization, but I say we give it a shot.",We should call it the regulated news +He's doing considerably well. I don't think I stayed in the lines until I could at least see over the steering wheel.,He is doing better than some drivers in the states and paying more attention to the road than many drivers in the states +Difficulty with consistency is just a rule for anything worth doing though.,Yea and that's hard for *everything*. +Meltdown at the Hillary Clinton celebration headquarters,But it was her turnnnnn +HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO IVANKA TRUMP! SHE'S NOW OLD ENOUGH TO BE U.S. PRESIDENT ONE DAY AND THE FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT.,I'd vote for her. +Have you checked their border and their history? You live right next door.,"No, I have never heard of Finland, their border or history." +Why won't Hillary accept the results?,Because she's a petty person who can't believe her life's ambition was snatched from her yet again. +Oh coco,not even a nose exhale +"OhNatural on soy Not surprisingly OhNatural and my dad are crazy about certain foods but also homophobic. They hate all GMOs and before no contact I had them hidden on Facebook for the never ending posts on how awful gmos are. OhNatural has also said the phrase, they can do what they want behind closed doors, but they don't need to flaunt around in a parade. This post specifically about soy products though. She hates them for being gmos and for having estrogen. She would always tell me how terrible soy is for you (it's not, you'd have to eat so much for it to be bad like any food). One day she dropped the gem on me. OhNatural was saying how terrible soy baby formula is and it's causing men to have those high feminine voices. If they hadn't been fed soy milk they wouldn't be so feminine. Because that's how that works.",I really hate it when people let their stupid out to play. +never watched the movie. i got bored 20 mins into the movie and fell asleep,Bhai phir comment khaye kar Raha hai +"it's a tie between house of 1,000 corpses and how stella got her groove back",That last one definitely gave me nightmares. +"How does it feel to steal elections, risk nuclear war, and rob the middle class? You lost, get the fuck over it you smug dickheads.","Please, you people are the ones being smug fucking dickheads, brigading and preaching about how morally superior you are." +These fuckers are trying to get us to go to bed. WE WILL NOT GO TO BED! CALL IT!,AND THERE IT IS +"Batman #17 cover by Finch, Miki, and Bellaire",my question is where is duke +"Oh don't get me wrong, I would have told you, but I'm sure they're under some sort of contract, so they couldn't tell you",forgot the +(((Hollywood))),wew lad +I think dragon lance (the definition of fantasy to high-school me) had this weird spin that dragons actually come from space and used magic to travel between worlds. I also vaguely remember another dragon based novel that dealt with dragons being able to travel between planets by magic. Can't remember the name of that one though.,"I loved dragon lance, but i cant remember much of the lore, thats a cool tidbit i dont think i ever picked up" +That would actually be good,She's got too much sense for that... :P +Martin Shkreli is a fucking S A V A G E,Will he release his private Wu-Tang album now? +"I have a related question: how does proficiency bonus work in Wild Shape? What if your proficiency bonus is +3, but the form you shift into only gets a +2, which bonus do you use? I get that you use the physical stats of the beast you shift into, but who's proficiency bonus do you use?","I'm assuming you use the beasts statistics, including its proficiencies." +I hope your use of trigger is ironic,The word trigger triggers me. +Except no one will ever buy it for that much. Just listing it as that much doesn't mean it's worth it. 10 to 30k is what it's worth in real money.,The fact that someone will pay 1 year's rent on a card is still something. +Triggered!!!!OMGS!!! ^_^ Heh.,OMGDJFD you are literally Hitler.. Stop assuming my gender +"Facts: 1) His mic has nothing to do with his sniffling, 2) His audio on television was absolutely fine, and the television audience is who deemed him the loser. Not sure if he actually had any issues in the debate hall but it had no effect on how the debate was perceived.",When he made the remark about his temperament the mic seemed to work fine. +"We need another country to just step in, lightly put their hand on America's shoulder, and give the talk.",Maybe Germany? +"Did you know the human eye can only see 30 fps? That ball is actually spinning fast enough to be a solid ball of light, its just our eyes don't have a high enough frame rate to keep up. That's why you only need an xbox that runs 30fps, and don't need to waste money on some fancy pc running a higher fps, fun fact!",I think you forgot the +"Didn't Bernie enter the race not associated with the DNC then reluctantly joined up with them just for a platform, all while basically saying we're gonna destroy these guys? They were never going to let this guy have it without a fight.","Well, at least the DNC came out on top of that battle... How nice for them." +When I call out a repost I get downvoted. What are you?,"IDK, Its like america flipped a switch last night." +"I'm still shocked we did it in 2008. I mean, Donald Trump is the republican nominee.","republicans shit on their grassroots that cycle, democrats didn't a bit of the reverse this time around" +Canada's immigration website keeps crashing for 'some reason',It's well known that the best way to fix something you don't like in a democratic society is to refuse to take any further part in it. +"Actually, futa is equally as gay as straight porn. You see straight porn has one guy and one girl Because you're fapping to something with one guy in it, that's 50% gay. If you watch a futa fuck a girl, that's one girl and a half girl, thus 25% male-male gay and 25% female-female gay. Which is a net rate of 50% gay. This is because you cannot achieve 0% gay with two girls because that makes them lesbian, which wraps back to being 100% gay.",so basically only solo masturbation vids aren't gay. +We use the black cards from cards against humanity,So do you recursively keep playing cards to fill the blanks? +Because they aren't straight up bullying the Philippines in its territory.,"But the bully who pretends to be your friend but is actually making sure you will be so dependent on him you can't say no to everything he tells you without suffering the consequences is just as evil as the bully who straight up fights you, if not more." +I had to because it's 380. With any other caliber I would test 100 rounds,Better safe than sorry I suppose. +"Weed is not the same as it used to be Hi everyone, I am new to posting on Reddit, but I have been browsing for a long time. Recently, I found out about this sub, as only recently I have grown to like weed due to a dentist visit. I have smoked weed for several years and I was (previously) never really impressed by it. I started During my undergraduate years, I smoked the stemiest, shittiest, street weed to the absolute best geneticallyengineered-purple-dankass-skunkass-fromupnorth Colorado had to offer. I didn't really enjoy any of it that much. At most I would get a mild high/euphoria, but often I would feel frustrated and paranoid about not being in complete control of my mind. (I was a pretty hardcore student- A's and stuff, so maybe that had something to do with my dislike of weed). But then I got a root canal... The root canal wasn't the exact reason I like ganja now, specifically, the dentist kindly offered me laughing gas and a horizontal tv above the reclining chair where Indiana Jones was playing. Wow, it was one of the best feelings I have ever experienced. I loved how I felt that I was floating off the chair, totally dissociated. My voice and sounds around were magnified, everything was bright and blurry. It was better than weed, opiates, benzos, and alcohol. I was so happy that I decided to yell (when Indiana killed a nazi) THATS WHAT HAPPENS IF YOUR A NAZI, BITCH as loud as I could then laughed my ass off. The dentist asked me to quiet down, as there were kids around. In response, I loudly exclaimed that the kids were faggots. Unfortunately he turned my gas down (that actually happened btw) After this experience, I was Jonesing for something to make me feel the way nitrous did again. I studied Neuroscience in my undergrad and I am also currently studying perception/pain in medical school. I remembered that Nitrous is an endocannabinoid neurotransmitter, in that it is released from the post-synaptic/target neuron, to the pre-synaptic neuron. This helps post/pre synaptic neurons communicate, which potentially modulates various functions like NT vesicle release, NT storage, etc. This system was actually named after cannabis, as it is known to have a similar retrograde functions as nitrous oxide. I remembered this, and decided to smoke again. Smoking started a fire. I love it, so, so much. I love how weed enhances music, sex, and life in general. I love how it alters time so that I live in the moment and how it opens me up to new experiences. I love that it allows me to surrender control in a way that is relieving, rather than frustrating, almost like when a friend offering to drive for you on a long, long road trip. I love the way it smells. I would eat a bowl of nugs for breakfast every day if I could. Ugh My question for you all is (finally), has anyone else had similar experience(s)? Do other substances alter your love for trees? I know LSD practically ruins weed for a lot of people? Maybe nitrous oxide has the same effect in the opposite way? I thought I would share this experience and open it up for discussion Thank you!!!!!",Heard of whipits? +"It's the default, but if you have a router you might need to manually forward port 8333 to your PC. You can also try setting `upnp=1` in `bitcoin.conf` to have it autoconfigure some routers, but UPnP doesn't have the best security track record...",Thanks! +FINAL FANTASY BRAVE EXVIUS x Brave Frontier: Rain and Fina Unit Info,Is this the answer for Trump's victory? +"In my jacket made of iPhones, I am invincible!",Pretty sure that isn't an iPhone. +THIS is why we are winning folks,"Trump so bad, any text about him should automatically turn into comic sans." +"What should i read next? I just finished Batman The Dark Knight Returns .... And *i loved it!* Seriously! Never thought i was going to be so interested in a comic-book (First time reading comics btw ...) Now, while i really loved TDKR, for what i have read here and there, the sequels and follow up material by Miller while not bad(?) doesn't seems to be my thing ... So i figure something more canon would be cool! Any recommendations? Ps: if you need to know what i didn't like about this comic: * Selina: While it's true that beyond Games, Cartoons and the Movie i have literally no mayor insight on this character i was really disappointed by the character depicted here ... Like almost to the point of feeling mad about it .... I mean, it makes sense and is appropriate to the story but i was really expecting something different on the moment when i finally meet *the* Selina of the comics (I know it isn't exactly canon but you know what i mean) * Sometimes the Art Style ... while i really like the depiction of Batman, i was not fond of the citizens and mostly the Mutants designs. Ps2: Not a native English speaker ... sorry!","Year One, The Long Halloween, and The Court of Owls." +Yea like at this point what difference does it even make?,It makes a big difference when you misquote something. +Why are the underneath routes so open?? Are we running a prevent defense?!,"It's the fourth quarter, so yes." +"Hey dickhead, you _screenshot_ 4chan, linking to it only works up until the thread gets nuked.",Clearly a newfag. +"Donald Trump Is a Lazy Idiot, Trump Campaign Tells New York Times",He's gonna destroy her. +"Here, this is an attempt of remake I made recently and posted here without success. **Passive - Plague of war** When Aatrox is vanquished, he does not die. Instead, he gets sucked in his demonic sword. The sword plants itself in the ground where he dies. The blade has one unkillable health point that can be lifestealed upon and absorbs spells that pass through it, protecting teammates behind it. After 15/30/45/60/80 seconds (depending on level) Aatrox resurrects at max hp from the blade. Additionnaly, the sword's demonic powers gradually corrupt the ground around it up to a radius. It pulses inwards every 2 seconds and sucks the life out of ennemy minions or champions that enters the radius to decrease Aatrox respawn time by 2% per ennemy per pulse (If 3 people or minion stand in the radius for one pulse, Aatrox gains 6% reduction on his respawn time). This drains their health bar by 2% of their max health per pulse (20% for minions, he can farm while dead). This works up to 50% of Aatrox's respawn time. Every allied or ennemy spell or attack on the blade also reduces the respawn time by up to the same limit at a rate of 10% per spell/auto-attack. When coming out of stasis, Aatrox enters a reforming state for 4 seconds during which his demonic thirst charges to full. During this time Aatrox can't be damaged or CCed (by anything) and as he is reforming, he can't use any spell or auto either. He can only move. [this exists to prevent him to get stuck under tower/fountain and being abused. Doesn't prevent jungle camp though.]. Thirst of the blade : Life steal doesn't work as such on Aatrox as the Blade sucks it all up and converts it as damage. For every 1% of life steal bought, Aatrox gains 1 bonus AD. **Reasoning :** -spirit of the old passive but better -really fits the concept of a champion that can't die and incarnates war -excalibur feeling on top of magic sword that soaks up damage -promotes interaction with ennemies and allies -takes into account the death under tower/in terrible places. -as it has a huge upside (no basing when dead) it also includes a huge downside (no LS, but AD conversion ratio). -number need obviously to be fixed. **Q - Man splitter ( 12 seconds)** **Active** : Aatrox channels a swing of his blade either from the left or from the right (the blade extends in the process). The blade completes a half circle rotation upon full charge damaging anything in its path for X true damage,slashing 25% of the targets bonus armor for 5 seconds and applying a minor slow (10%).If it touches a wall or terrain at any point, Aatrox and the blade get stuck in it for 1.5s. **Demonic bar full** : [Upon activation of W + Q ] Aatrox wakes up his demonic sword. Waking the blade turns the full demonic thirst bar to a full demonic curse bar. The sword extends by 150 units and the damage taken by the spell and effects are doubled. The Demonic bar turns into a fully charged cursed bar. If no champion is hit by this spell, Aatrox's attack speed and attack damage are reduced by 50% for the next 4 seconds. [can't be used while in ultimate] **Reasoning** : -main spell -wrong use will punish aatrox, good use will allow zoning -empowered spell punishes aatrox really hard for missing, so it's a decision -armor slashing will make aatrox good vs tanks or tank fighters that would otherwise simply try to outsustain Aatrox while going for small trades. Excellent Synergy with penetration items. **W - Cursed blade (Automatic first spell, 12 seconds)** **Passive** : Aatrox's resource is demonic thirst (200 units at level 1). It can be generated in three ways : attacking an ennemy minion (10 stacks), attacking an ennemy champion (20 stacks) or being in really close range to ennemy champions ( 10 stacks per second per champion). It doesn't decay with time. When the bar is full, the bar turns purple and becomes a full demonic curse bar that will grant additionnal positive or negative effects to Aatrox's spells. **Demonic bar full** : [Upon double activation on W + W] Aatrox wakes up his demonic sword. Waking the blade turns the full demonic thirst bar to a full demonic curse bar. Aatrox gains 10/15%/30%/45%/60% Attack Speed, 3/4/5/6/7% of his bonus AD and 100 range for 5/6/7/8/9 seconds. Upon the end of the timer, Aatrox needs to have depleted the demonic curse bar. To deplete it, Aatrox needs to hit ennemy champions (100% efficient) or minions/monsters (50%). At the end of the timer, his sword taxes him with 1% of his current health for every 1% of the remaining cursed bar. If he depletes it in time, Aatrox gets a heal. [can't be used while in ultimate] **Reasoning :** -Aatrox's resource is tied to his blade like the old Aatrox, except this time it doesn't decay and works in teamfights. -this frenzy mode similar to Kayle's is the only way Aatrox can gain health and he has to chose if he wants to go for sustain in lane or mobility or wave clear. Chosing heal will punish his pressure potential as he will not have as much options to CC. -if the ennemy escapes, Aatrox is punished by losing HP if he has no minions to compensate it with -acts as his old W in a better way, since it's now a matter of strategy which spells to use the demonic bar on **E - Demonic Flight (20s)** **Active** : Aatrox spreads his wings (bigger hitbox) and dashes in the Air for 3 teemos (dash can't go through walls) thrusting is sword forward (0.25 s animation time). If he touches one or several ennemies, it impales them for a 0.5/1/1.25/1.5 second stun and damages them for 5% of their max health if they are champions or X/X/X/X/X damage if they are minions. **Demonic bar full** : [After W activation + E] Aatrox wakes up his demonic sword. Waking the blade turns the full demonic thirst bar to a full demonic curse bar. Aatrox now flies over doubles the distance and impales along ennemies until he lands. Any impaled champion is taken along with Aatrox for the flight. Upon landing, if the jump doesn't land on any champion or Aatrox doesn't impale any champion during his flight, the demonic curse bar is consumed and Aatrox loses 15% of his current health (min health left : 50hp) and is slowed by 30% for 2 seconds. If Aatrox lands on one or several champions, they are stunned for 0.5/0.75/1/1.25/1.5s and lose each 15% of their current health. Hiting one or more ennemy champions consumes the cursed bar entirely. [can't be used while in ultimate] **Reasoning :** -gives two diffent ways to escape. In case Aatrox is pushing, enhanced E allows him to fly further to safety. -The enhanced E is both a CC and a displacement, usefull to bring back an ennemy in your team as an angel of death (enhanced poppy E) -On the other side, when you miss an aggressive impale, you suffer harsh consequences. **Aatrox R - Son of Battle (recovered after each death)** **Passive** : Plague of war radius augmented by X/X/X units. **Passive** : Each time he dies, Aaatrox gets his ultimate back. **Active** : Aatrox enters an enraged state during which his sword posses him fully. Upon cast, and for 8s, Aatrox's demonic thirst bar charges fully and automatically turns to a full cursed bar. As his blade is fully awake and glows red, Aatrox's health is consumed by his sword and he loses 2.5% of his max health per second. In exchange, Aatrox ignores unit collision, gains 15% move speed, 150 range and bonus AD damage on his auto attacks. In addition all his spells are replaced with Final Strike for the duration of the ultimate. **Final Strike (one cast, 2500 range)** : Aatrox launches his weapon in a line after a 1s animation. It stop when hiting terrain or an ennemy champion. Upon hitting terrain, Aatrox flies to the sword and extracts it after a short animation (1s) (can't be stopped) . Upon going through an ennemy champion, the champion takes X true damage and is slowed by 40% for 1/1.25/1.5s depending on his position relative to Aatrox. **Reasoning** : -essentially the same spirit as the original : get the fuck away from this guy at all costs, and wait for the thing to burn down by itself -trading for such lethality, Aatrox now falls victim to his own damage to the extent of 20% of his HP, so he has to use it at the right time -now has interaction through the Final Strike component where an ennemy has to interact with Aatrox to dodge his ult second cast. -if he dies, he can still influence the battle while dead as he channels everyone's hp and actively zones. -the radius of the sword grows with his ult as is logical -he gets his ult back when he dies Credit to the two redditors of last time that pointed out flaws, not forgotten :)","dont know why people bother making these huge rework suggestions that have clearly taken a lot of time to write, only to post it on reddit and then have no one (especially riot) ever read it" +That's because people aren't that interested. Trump is the golden goose that just keeps giving.,I think you are misjudging how many people would love to see Hillary lose. +What kind of dog is that,Looks like a husky +Conspiracy Theory- Og a double agent? Spoilers Did anyone else notice that when Parzival and Aech got to Ogs place in Oregon that og addressed Aech as Aech and Shoto as Shoto and Art3mis as Art3mis but whe he addressed Parzival we says Wade! I mean Parzival? How does he know Parzivals real name? And if he knows it from secretly observing...then he should know each of their names and addressed each of them by their true names as well. So I think Og has a secret....,He isn't but this would be a really cool twist and setup for the sequel book. +"I'd be curious now which of his retoric will actually turn out to be true. It's no surprise that people lie on the campaign trail, and he has said things that have been in conflict with his other statements. I'm curious - will he actually make Mexico pay for the wall? Will he actually attempt to jail his opponent? Will he actually pursue legal action against those who claimed they were sexually assaulted? Rip up trade deals? Assign conservative judges? Kill families of terrorists? Abolish ACA? Ban muslims from entering the country?",Yeah just like Obama closed guantanamo +"TGIF -- venting Working with your ex SUCKS. I've been doing great with no contact. He's been trying to tell me stories about how great he is again and I'm just like I have a lot of work to do. He tries to get arise out of me by teasing me about things and I just ignore it. I've been doing great. Super proud of myself. Then Wednesday he bought the girl who sits across from me breakfast. And he's flirting with her. I walk past her desk and I hear him teasing her and she goes oh you got jokes (I hate that phrase) and he's laughing and says yeah, I got jokes. I couldn't help but snort with laughter as I walked by. I got jokes You're a 47 yr old white dude. Stop trying to sound cool. The next day she calls him with a question on his extension and then goes to hang up real quick and I hear him ask No time to chat? I'm JEALOUS. Ugh! Mostly because it's her though. She was a sore spot in our relationship for a long time. I always thought he had a thing for her. He found excuses to spend time alone with her. He took her to OUR bar where OUR friends are, in the middle of a work day. She disappeared for awhile at the same time as him that day and I had a bad feeling. I drove over to the bar and found them sitting together drinking and talking. He and I fought about it later. I was making a big deal out of nothing and reading too much into things. I said never take that skank to MY place again. I introduced you to that bar. My friends are in that bar. You do not bring other women to MY bar. He texted her to see how she was doing on the 3rd anniversary of her mom's death and the day her son started pre-k. He's not normally a thoughtful guy. The biggest one for me was when he drunkenly told me one night that he offered to pay her car payments if she came in to work on Saturdays for his side-business. Something I had been interested in only to be told that she needed the money more because she's a single mom. There was an agreed upon amount and she started to show him cars worth double that amount. He said no and she stopped talking to him for awhile. I don't know if he ever ended up following through on his offer. On New Years he got drunk and told me you'd get over it if I threw you over for her. We fought again and he later swore he was just fucking with me because he knew I was so jealous of her and he liked to rile me up. Nice. On a separate occasion he told me she's quiet and you're loud, she's fun and you're always so serious, she's small, soft and feminine and you want to be that. And then he wondered why I was jealous and insecure when it came to her. Tell me, what woman wouldn't be? I hate myself for tolerating that kind of treatment. For letting him make me feel like too much and not enough all at once. For turning me against this girl who I now have to work across from every day. For putting doubts in my head about my worth. It took a long time to silence his voice in my head when I looked in the mirror -- she's small, soft and feminine and you want to be that. Attacking my height, my weight and the essence of being a woman all in 1 sentence. He's certainly got a way with words. The relationship had its good moments but more often than not it was this. Everything I mentioned above and way more that I couldn't possibly begin to fit into this box. 2 years of verbal, mental and emotional abuse that almost crossed the line into physical abuse during one fight -- he had blamed me for it too saying he'd never wanted to hit a woman before and that he almost did. That I just don't know when to stop and I just push and push. All I had said was I didn't understand how things had escalated so quickly. That all I was saying was that our coworkers didn't respect him as an authority figure because he wanted to be everyone's friend instead of their manager (he had brought up the subject first saying he felt that way) and that you can't drink and smoke weed with the people you're supposed to be managing and then expect them to take orders from you. Suddenly he launched into a rage and said Right, because I'm fucking her.. right?! Again with this bullshit! I flinched and said Huh? We were talking about EVERYONE. Not just her. But hey, you make that kind of leap maybe you are Suddenly he's throwing my water bottle and purse across the room, screaming at me, kicks in a door. It was scary. I tried to calm him down but it just got worse. He yelled, brought his fist down on the table we were sitting at and came at me like he was going to hit me. I yelled don't come near me! And he seemed to snap out of it. He left soon after. At first he tried to act like nothing ever happened when we saw each other at the office on Monday. When I brought it up he then tried to turn it all around on me. No women has ever made me that angry. I almost hit you. You're lucky. I've put men in the hospital when in rage like that. Seriously? I didn't speak to him for 6 months following that incident. You'd think that would have been it, rock bottom. But no. I'd go back after 6 months. One night he would soften and say to me he would never have hit me. It's like the silverback gorilla and his baby. The baby jumps all over him, annoying him, so he slams his fist down on the ground and makes a loud noise startling the baby so it stops. That was his way of apologizing. He never would have hurt me, he just wanted to scare me into ending the fight... SMH. How do I still have days where I miss him? How do I find good to become nostalgic about when there was SO MUCH BAD? What the hell is wrong with me? All I know is TGIF -- 2 days away from him.",It's always the person you have nothing to be concerned about Always. +What would be the worst line to open with at a funeral?,His name is Robert Paulson. +"There is literally no evidence *any* of that occurred. DNC staffers and the Clinton campaign criticizing Sanders, and Clinton's campaign slinging mud at Bernie, are not corruption, and do not constitute a *rigged* primary.",Maybe the whole Tim Caine/DWS DNC chair issue was just a coincidence. +My Reddit Gold subscription expires in two days. AMA. ^^^^^^gift ^^^^^^me ^^^^^^gold,Why arent you excited to see ads? +Just wanted to say I appreciate the timing of tonight's Demo Derby It will give me a good excuse to not obsessively watch election coverage.,"I'm opening the bidding for marriage into Australia at 40k, in case any y'all ladies want to get out of the country" +And then we have Mike Fucking Pence for president,Maybe he will give our country the gay conversion therapy it needs. +"^ This. I'm not worried about keeping my own feet dry, I'm worried about what will happen when Bangladesh and parts of India start flooding, and people start fleeing from the water. A humanitarian disaster the likes of which the world has never seen.","Our borders will be shut nice 'n tight, I fail to see how that's our problem." +At least hinde kami corrupt - Andanar,"We may be murderers, but at least we aren't thieves." +Rich People Graffiti,As a meth-head I'd like to know where this is so I can steal it and sell it for scrap metal. +Do you like them?,"Yes they're amazing, these are ally favorite pokemon, funny enough" +Of course. That's because everyone's industrial base except ours was destroyed in World War II. We saw 30 years of incredible productivity as we rebuilt the world. Around 1980 the world had recovered and we began to face serious competition for our products but we didn't want to lose our boom-time standard of living so we started going into debt. Here we are 35 years and 18 trillion dollars later.,And yet I keep getting told inflation and devaluation isn't a thing to worry about. +MRW I wake up to find that Trump won the election,My thoughts exactly. +or skips you,or skips both of you +Hit me up :),Wrote ya +I just like seeing how games are selling across the world.,"Yes but this isn't around the world, its narrowed down to a single country :P" +We can hope Trump surprises us and actually works to benefit the less educated working class that elected him. It will be interesting to ask them in four years if they're better off than now.,"Yeah, because Trump has historically been a friend of the poor..." +"A little background for those that are not MMA fans: Traditional martial arts (like karate) were deemed ineffective and outdated by the Gracie family, who created the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) and dominated the sport for years with their own martial arts system (BJJ). Bjj guys used to bash on traditional martial artists just like this douche did. Then legit karateka like Machida, Georges St. Pierre and Thompson started winning, getting Karate in top of the game again.",BJJ = Brazillian Jiu Jitsu since we're speaking to non-MMA fans. +"Geez, I wish the blue-collar workers in the fly-over states could do the same thing! I didn't like the election result so I'm going to take the day off and screw everyone else at work.",I thought blue collar workers in the flyover states don't have jobs and that is why they voted for trump? +"Just to confirm, this is the same guy from Megadeth right?","no, its the guy that recorded that Tool album, Undertow" +Pence: Oh!...and they're operating out of Planned Parenthood too!...that should cover it all.,Somebody call that Deare guy! +"Put 73 jihadis in a room, and each of them gets 72 virgins.",they would have to get in a chain otherwise they wouldn't each still be virgins after the first goround. +Don't forget the sloppy as fuck sweep picking!,you mean just slowly strumming bar chords? +And everybody who warned about the security dangers of the internet of things is rightly saying told you so.,...but but but I NEED my refrigerator to be on wifi and have access to my gmail! +Yes if he's not impeached first,Trump can't get impeached before he takes the oath. +And people still think Kapernick is out of line?,"Fall in line sheep, the media will tell us what to rage about." +Saw you at 0 points; upvote for joke effort,Appreciate the effort. +Suicidal man gets talked to about football and it worked,If there's ever been a reason to jump it's hiring Will Muschamp as your head coach. +Definitely not a cane Corso. But I get why you would think that.,What do you think it is? +"Jesus, how stupid can people be?!",Flawless logic. +Minacciala. Oppure insegna a tuo fratello a menare.,Purtroppo siamo in un paese civile +That just as racist as saying shit about a group of blacks. Love the reverse racism.,"they aint the ones sending people to die Vietnam, Iraq, Libya, etc even though they never attacked us" +National Review editor visits Tulsa and jots down some random observations,what did I just read? +"It's not stained, the skin is just naturally a different colour similar to how the skin around the vulva can be a different colour","Well shit, TIL." +"I was taught AP Style! It doesn't use the Oxford comma! Also, I like to, inappropriately, throw in commas all the time, so it balances out.","one can't have, too many, commas." +"OK, but they'll have less resources to it with cause sponsors will be less inclined to pay such massive failures.",That helps. +As a priest... Wow.,Thanks +#redditjoboffers,\ before the \# +Not so perfect now huh? So much for 'designed by google',"No no since HTC manufactured it, we need to blame them" +"Yeah I only use Hammer F1 in situations where the ground targeting is very useful, like jumping onto small pillars.",same! +Debbie could achieve so many historic firsts. We have never had a **female** president. We have never had a **jewish** president. We have never had a president whose home state is **Florida**. What other important milestones could she achieve?,Being the first progressive president +You know what is fun? A balanced game,You could just switch to whatever weapon you consider is OP to even the scale. +I will take it to the post office in the morning and get you the tracking info,thanks! +Name your three Favorite Gods and Have Someone Determine your Personality I know this has already been done but I never had someone do mine and I always see hilarious comments.,"JingWei,Fafnir,Scylla" +ik weet het niet,Poep :) +"Definitely bad. MagSafe was a great idea, and I know it saved many people from costly repairs and it was very popular, but I'm not sure if it will be as missed as much as people on this sub claim. For me, I've never been in a situation where it saved me - I've never put my laptop in a position where a pulled cord could put it at risk. And in the time I've had my USB-C MBP (short time, I know), using the USB-C hasn't been a hindrance at all. It's sleek and tidy. Time will tell. I hope decent magnetic adapters are readily available for people in situations where MagSafe WAS a genuine godsend, though.",I'd like a breakaway power cable where the magnetic attachment is in the cable itself - like a wired X-box controller. +4-player NSMB is hilariously impossible.,Still fun af tho +Roger Federer - New Practice in Dubai,Dat racquet head speed. +"Give a user a nickname Comment and get a nickname, simple as that",I regret nothing. +"I think that every restaurant table should have a wireless charger embedded in it. I'd use that more often than salt, pepper, and ketchup. I can't be the only one! Some restaurants have begun experimenting with this idea but it isn't widespread yet.",How about putting the phone down while you eat dinner? +What does one use fetus parts for? Should I be buying fetus parts?,You suck the stem cells out to repair your body. +1972 Datsun 240z,I wonder how many young women lost their virginity in the front seat of that car? +Putin says Russia ready to fully restore ties with U.S,Crooks recognize crooks +Why are chickens able to open some doors? Because they're pull-try,"I thought they were able to open only two doors, because they didn't live in a sedan" +LIVE Stream: Crooked Hillary Bends the Knee After Defeat!,"So much emotion, it's like she can barely contain herself." +This is what really pisses me off about libs. They watch one documentary and think they know everything about that subject. Most documentaries leave key facts out to present a narrative. Some have outright fabricated scenes or facts.,"Indeed, I believe in this particular instance it was a Michael Moore documentary as well, and everyone knows his pieces contain nothing but the facts." +Says the moron who said that EU junglers are better than NA junglers. Hows that working out for you?,solid +Father won't listen to better the financial situation at home,Another 15 year old expert just what every family needs. +"Diagnosing Cause of Unresponsive Windows Service I have seen this happen on occasion on our Windows 2008 servers running in AWS EC2 where we have a Windows Service which becomes unresponsive. By unresponsive I mean that incoming requests will time out, and when I go to the services administrator, the service shows as Running, however I am unable to restart, or stop the service. I have to actually kill the process in order to restart it. I am unable to find anything in the event logs, or a crash dump. Any ideas, or advice on how to go about diagnosing the root cause of these failures? I have access to the C# source code of the services, but they are not logging any exceptions.","Debug it while its running in VS and pause it when it seems unresponsive, see what its idling on." +"All makes perfect sense. But Now i'm thinking of the ball sack smell... Like old socks, isn't it? And aren't they super prone t infection? I know what you mean. The most aggressive woman I ever fucked was still... It was different. And She was, in hindsight, far too old for me! I'm glad you feel so comfortable being bi. I just don't think I'm strong enough. I have never hidden my sexual encounters and have had relationships with girls/women all my life, so I know *others* would say it. I already get people combing through my post history and basically saying 'poor deranged girl: your opinion is invalid' then the same posters post sobbing 'oh why' responses on threads where people comment suicide but that's another thread... My point is I just can't take on the rude stereotypes,especially as I'm tentatively seeing a guy. You know how it is when you see a guy after seeing a woman.",hahahaha I want a bumper sticker that says your fauxgina smells like a gym bag :D +Because in some peoples' minds all of it is deviant,"Soooo progressive, you guys." +"Says you. As a general matter you're correct, but Obama fumbled everything so badly he managed to paint Putin as the guy on the high road.","Your first 8 words are spot on, the rest is biased, partisan hack drivel." +"Since when did you have to re-install software? I just cloned my disk (using macrium reflect) and everything was ready to go, all I had to do was expand the partition to access the full ssd size.","See, I wouldn't know, because I've always been too lazy to clone my drive." +"CAPsMAN on 6.37.2, how to do MAC Authentication I've tried setting up a default access list with a MAC mask of all 00's with reject on all interfaces set, but this doesn't work. Is there a better way to do this? I'm doing this on the router running CAPsMAN and not the managed AP. This is my first time playing with CAPsMAN. It's not really intuitive, and I may have missed something simple, so I'm a bit stuck. Thanks for any help.","No security, access-list with MAC" +"A couple off them had been partially peeled, so at least I saved a couple of calories.","I hope you still logged the whole thing, just to be safe." +"Oh boy! Poking the bear with the video game comment! It doesn't matter this thread is about you overcoming a disorder while also maturing mentally and sexually simultaneously at a late age. You can't mention telling a friend not to waste a Saturday night sitting at home, alone playing video games. Now the claws are out!",Making fun of someone is not supportive criticism. +I backed away slowly. Dude meant it though. Like whole heatedly thought he was beating persecution by voting for Trump. I don't get it.,Is dude a white male :p I'm just dying to know who else would think persecution means being told that you're ignorant or uneducated or that your opinion could be *gasp* wrong. +"Question about Big 4 Tax busy season and flexibility Just wondering how much flexibility they generally give you in terms of when you put in your hours in Big 4 tax. What happens if I have something personal on a Thursday and I need to leave work at 5? I would of course offer to make up the time by working longer the day before and/or after. I've been told by my senior that as long as the deadlines are met, seniors and managers are usually willing to let you do whatever. Same goes for if I want to semi-consistently leave at 5 or 6 on Fridays, would this be permissible if I compensate for it by working 12-14 hour days the other 4 days during the week, as well as hours on the weekend? I know I'm not supposed to have a lot of time for my personal life during busy season but I'd still like to combine all my free time to spend with family, friends, etc. I don't have a crazy amount of hours in my schedule (65 hours some weeks, 45 others) so I figured I could manage by front loading my weeks.","To be honest, during busy season, I'd recommend not leaving early in general, regardless of how many hours you put in the other days." +Sanders voter here that proudly voted Trump.,Trump truly is the face of the anti-corporate thinking in America. +It's cute how ignorant you are. The democrats are just as bad if not worse.,"Democrats have you healthcare, the bastards!" +"Really? Because Trump's entire message seemed to be I'm not Hillary, and I have a penis. I *still* don't know a single concrete plan he has for the White House. I actually had an idea of what she was planning to do.","It was democrats who saw Trump saying he's got the D, and they mistook it for being democrat" +Morrowind Guards,"Lol that's nothing, that asshole Cauis Cussades or sum shit like that who gives you the first main story quests (same guy who will kill you if you accidentally take a fork), will just stand there when the assasin comes visit you when you sleep." +Or the Tardis was too far away to translate the crib.,"It was, like, 20 feet away..." +"A guy ran 100+ and I think the best thing he got was a hex, but he paid 1 key for each crate he opened too, so he was 200 dollars into it to get a 35 key hex.",Rip bank account +She should aspire to the tremendous fitness of Donald Trump?,That's always my question - who is this fat fuck to tell anyone else to lose weight? +Trump's wife is also Yugoslav so I doubt they'll be bombing there any time soon,I meant if Killary won. +You seem upset about the fact that nobody cares about what your precious old white people in the Republican party think.,"The only way Trump has a chance at getting this country to work together is if he unites Republicans and Democrats alike against him, which he is really doing an excellent job of so far." +As a Chinese watching this election,BUILD A WALL +"1. Airbag - Perfect song, the atmosphere it creates is perfect and sets up the themes of the rest of the album so well. And it has so many layers of different sounds. 2. Fake Plastic Trees - I really don't know what it is about this song that makes me like it so much. It's so simple, yet so emotional. 3. Dollars and Cents - This song is so hard to understand and I still don't quite get it. Not necessarily the words are hard to hear (they are) but what the song really means. Awesome feeling with the song though.",Yeah D&C is the best Amnesiac song it's just so good. +"As I walk throught the valley of the shadow of Trump I take a look at my privileges, and realize there's so much left. But that's just perfect for a white male like me, you know I shun those things like ethnicities.",Hilarious. +"Sick evidence-based rebuttal, butt boy.","Thanks, I try." +Compilation of Ukrainian civil war footage.,Civil War. +"Syria needs a powerful non-sectarian ground force to end the conflict What I mean here is, another ISIS type group, that is more powerful, way less brutal, non-sectarian, whose sole aim is to bulldoze its way through everyone and end the conflict.",So.. the SAA? +R/aviation,What does raving have to do with this? +How will it be easy to fight him? He has every branch of the government on his side now.,"I don't think that they're necessarily on his *side*, they're just Republican, at least from what I've seen." +White Plains?,Nope; I live in Virginia. +"Maybe it's a regional thing, but I was flooded with constant anti-trump propaganda (keep in mind, I mean that word objectively and not as 'invalid' but rather as political views being pushed veiled or not).","Some of the campaign mailings are directed according to how you are registered, D, I, R, G, etc." +Over 59 million people wasted their votes on Hillary Clinton when they could have supported a 3rd party instead,"Yeah, third party totally stood a chance." +I believe its to simulate you finding the correct type of rock (flint) amongst loads of rocks,"Nah, I'm a survivalist expert and you can definitely make a strong knife out of limestone, sandstone or granite." +Everyone thought they were autimatically going to qualify after drawing Hellraisers.,These puns are stewing my blood to a boil. +"No, I know very well what I'm asking, again, read my post properly. I'm asking wether or not you get rewards for the preseason, NOT the actual season, because I got gold border from preseason when in fact, I did not have a rank in the actual season 5 on MY OLD ACCOUNT. I'm not asking about this season's rewards.",You get no rewards for preseason. +"Agreed. Sivir is one of the best ADC's in the game. People like to talk about the reach advantage Conor had in the fight, but no one talks about how ridiculous the range on Sivir's Q is.",I got very confused about which subreddit I was in for a moment just there. +"Ohh yes, videogames can be soo frustrating...","Ya I know its childish, but me realizing how dumb I was being made me feel better then the negativity from frustration" +yeah but maybe a 5 star plumber knows how to watch a youtube video to fix something he cant figure out on his own,Then why just not have the electrician watch the video? +Change back to 1900 and add in some crazy.,It's called making America great again you elitist. +Rob Manfred says he's close to decision on penalties the #STLCards may receive when its scouting director hacked into #Astros system,"The poor Cardinals already didn't make the playoffs last year for the first time in forever, have mercy" +"I remember this Duke prick from way back. He received minimal if any coverage then. Now he's what passes for good copy. The news guys are probably telling themselves, if we don't report on it someone else will. Plus with the internet, all news/blog sources have a chance at getting their time to shine. One place sees it, picks it up and it's a snowball effect.",Between bouts of self fellatio the editors are calling each other to congratulate themselves on promoting Trump as the new KKK for ad clicks while giving fuckheads like David Duke air time to promote their views and radicalize people into being the actual new KKK. +He aint even President yet.,"I just realized that, whoops Thanks Obama!" +Nah not true. They only lowered 4* rune and us drop rate and put in the crafting materials instead. 5* and 6* drop rate stayed the same,"You'll have to read between the lines, mate." +His shitposting is really underrated by the media.,Big if true. +I have no words,THIS CAR IS NOT STOCK IT IS SHITTY +Clinton did win the popular vote,Couldn't wait to see this comment. +Groupies not fish...i knew what groupers were,forgot the +That cat has too much *black* in it.,Sounds like something a Trump supporter would say. +"No, it's really not. It's typically a gaming term that doesn't refer to anal sex or homosexuality even remotely.",Yes because gaming language doesn't perpetuate homophobia at all +"LG V20 Real Camera Review: 2 sensors, 3 mics, and a ton of control","A quad DAC, 5.x screen, 6 months until it stays bootlooping..." +You just weren't paying attention to Breitbart then.,"No, I try not to read propaganda." +Oh no not magic points on the internet! D: So punishing.,"Yeah because my rank is totally a magic point system like on Reddit and Imgur, it has nothing to do with the caliber of players I will be forced to play with, nor the character of these players." +With all of this US politics going around China just effictivly took away Hong Kong's right to vote with most of the world noticing.,The Hong Kongese were going to vote for the wrong candidate so China is completely in the right +"That's not what I said at all. I don't know why you think an obvious strawmen is going to hide that you don't want to address the points made. Anti-semitism is a pervasive problem in the Muslim world. No, that doesn't mean that every single Muslim is an anti-Semite just like where misogyny or racism is a pervasive problem it doesn't mean every single person is misogynist or racist. The far-left (not mainstream leftists, who are much less bigoted) also has a problem with anti-semitism. If they aren't outright anti-Semitic, they are apologists for it, rationalize it or dismiss it, as you just did here.",This poll is not a response to what I said unless you read it to mean that the MP is *probably* an anti-Semite because he is a Muslim. +I really hope H2K or ANX will make it to the finals. NA and G2 would cry a river. G2 would ask what could have been for eternity,riot would have to make it a best of 7 or 9 tho so we don't get 30min delay between each stomp like in s3 +"In Europe, everyone lives near a terror cell now",I hate 2016 +"Double copy paste today, for even more awesomeness :D","lol I think someone else also posted the lore, so we have 3 copies on hand just in case!" +whats the point of draven changes,To try (and fail) to counter vayne +"Rod of ages in my opinion solves a lot of the problems the nerfs bring, I din't know if it breaks even on the ult heal pre nerf but RoA-Iceborn-tank works very nicely. Apart from that just make sure a sheen item is somewhere in any of your builds and your good to go",I always rush RoA.. and I have been for the last 2 months or so +"I'm sad to hear that. I heard about all Americans wanting to flee the country so we built a wall of our own. We'll send you the bill. Love, Mexico.","They all want to go to Canada, so you'll be fine." +"According to your current lifestyle, what are you most likely to die from?","COPD, unfortunately." +hendersons was much better,"i havent even seen it, but in context - his was against Chelsea, ours was against depleted 10 man Hull" +"If they made a re-make of American Psycho, what songs would Patrick Bateman rant about before killing someone? The very first time I heard Happy by Pharrell all I could think was what Bateman's monologue would be: Rapper/producer Pharrell released Happy in 2013. Unlike his previous work with the gritty, drug glorifying group Clipse, Happy changed the artistic values portrayed by Pharrell and was a chart topper for weeks on end. The catchy, simplistic chorus provided the rejuvenation needed to rocket Pharrell to worldwide fame and recognition. As the song peaked in popularity, many people slandered Pharrell for selling out. I disagree, the song resonates the inner joy one needs to live a fulfilling life... HEY PAUL!","the same ones, the hipsters love that old stuff" +"Why is someone's, or their parents', ability and willingness to pay for acquiring knowledge more desirable than someone who could not or chose not to pay for it?",They've got the right stuff +"Yes, but now we can use our military to force Mexico to pay reparations.",I'm sure they'll cave in immediately. +While at the same time they downplay everything negative about Clinton. This sub has been hijacked for a political agenda.,CNN telling people it was illegal to go on wikileaks to read the leaked emails was the highlight of my week. +Election Facts to Keep Handy for Thanksgiving Dinner Discussion,How about everyone shuts up and pass the damn turkey. +"I don't get why everyone wants all the anti-Trump Republicans to jump ship. It doesn't make tactical sense for us because here is what is going to happen: 1.) Trump is going to start a new media company when he loses 2.) All the anti-Trump Republicans will start game planning on how to retake their party 3.) Gary Johnson will get like 5-6% of the votes, thus qualifying for Federal Funds 4.) All the pro-Trump Republicans will have a horrible stench on them, but lots of the far right Republican voters will still like them and they will be propped up by the Trump Network 5.) The Trump Network will start shitting on any anti-Trump Republicans in the primaries, which will torpedo them with the Republican primary voters as they tend to be the most ignorant and conservative 6.) The infighting will cause them to nominate another inferior candidate 7.) A bunch will not vote for the nominee again, even more will vote Libertarian and the Republican choice will be dead in the water. This all kind of hinges on Trump starting a successful company though, so maybe it won't happen. I just have to imagine that Hannity and Roger Ailes can get it off the ground as long as they can keep Trump away from actually making decisions.","Yeah, I don't see Trump News going for more than a couple years at most." +"The data is very clear, the Trump group doesn't think African Americans and the average voter are the same thing. Why is that?",Racism +Idk ask Alice,When she's 10 feet tall +Lily Collins,She's wayyyyy too cute. +"Lol, that's silly. Print is dead, it's not coming back.",Tell that to the ddos attack your toaster just participated in! +"I also think you should not let him drive until he has a part time job. Yes, you have to eat the cost of his insurance, but you're already doing that. Do you have 3 cars? If not, him taking one is preventing you or your wife from driving somewhere. If he doesn't pay, he doesn't get to inconvenience Mom and Dad.","Right now -- 2 cars, with both of us (mom & dad) using them both during the week." +I highly recommend Meru. A documentary about 3 climbers attempting one of the hardest mountain routes in the world. A really in-depth look at extreme alpinism and what makes those guys tick. One of my favorite documentaries.,i. cried +"Now that Vine is shutting down, what do you think will replace it?",What Twits have made this decision? +"Pick 2 (12 team 0.5 ppr): Larry Fitz, Brandon Marsh, Brandin Cooks","I agree with the other guy, especially with KC DEFENSE." +"Yeah, probably. Is it PPR?",0.5 +I requested a week ago still nothing,"Well I had to wait quite a while too, just do it a second time." +Awesome. Please post any findings here (not that I dont trust with my email),Talamom +Huh. We can say it now without getting banned. Neat.,The mod are not getting paid to ban people that oppose the queen. +CNN has OFFICIALLY LOST IT. Preemptively blaming October Surprise on NORTH KOREA,Who is this...North Korea? +"Heteroromantic guys, talk to me please. I've been emotionally attracted to two women, so I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that I'm heteroromantic, but I'm not physically attracted to women... I'm sexually attracted to men, but idk if I can be emotionally attracted to them. It's kind of an insecurity. What if I can't be emotionally attracted to another man?",Idk maybe do like an MMF triad where the woman is asexual? +"Nobody who knows anything will. Unfortunately some knob will probably come along and go ooh neat, and thus the cycle continues.","yeah, its sad but $400 is pocket change to some people" +"Hillary was born a millionaire, lived her whole life a millionaire and is still a millionaire. I doubt she has ever been in touch with reality or how the lower and middle classes live.","But her dad made curtains, she's totally relatable" +her_rn,meme_ftf +Where are you deploying to?,Meeting my ship in the gulf (with friends). +"Which is why I think capitalism vs. socialism is a faulty premise. The relationship between businesses, banks and the government is essentially a socialist one. The argument is really closer to what degree socialism is implemented.","I agree, both socialism and capitalism in it's purest form is a disaster." +"If you don't like it, just RES-block him. I'd do that if I looked at Reddit NSFW content.","With so many other reposting bots flooding this site, is it really best to simply ignore them as they drown out content from real users?" +"I'm a guy from Montreal, who speaks french and I live downtown Toronto. Don't blame them one bit.",Do you enjoy dodging stray bullet when you go out at night ? +I never got why it's such a bad thing if vegans tell other people that they are vegan.,"Just pointing out the joke, which is that the stereotype is that veganism defines the person so they feel the need to grow it out there immediately and without context." +What's the little thing in the bag with it?,KKK brain - like 'you must be this high to take this ride'... etc. +Anti-Trump Graffiti Spray-Painted On 124-Year-Old Bronze Columbus Statue in Arrigo Park,Some union city worker is going to be so pissed off doing his job and earing some money tomorrow cleaning this off. +"Ibm morale issues Does the Ibm morale team still exist? And if so, has anyone ACTUALLY seen any changes or improvements?",There was one but they could no longer take the beatings. +Or Boston. I would love both of those outcomes.,"Damn, PG in Boston would probably make them better than the Cavs" +"Careful with your sports though, the 3-1 curse is in your town now.",Browns confirmed lose superbowl in 3-1 +Most common identity stated in the 2011 census of Northern Ireland,"What's the white in the middle, pakistani?" +"The Steam Awards - Choose nominees for 8 different categories this November, the winners will be announced in December","Maybe I am missing it, but can you not vote submit a game for multiple categories?" +They seem to forget how batteries are charged.,Batteries happen to be the bottleneck for renewable energy sources as well. +I still can't believe we elected a fucking game show host.,"Well, there was that one time we elected an actor, so there's something of a precedent." +"Don't hate the player, hate the game. The electoral college needs to be abolished.","You were calling for this before your candidate lost the election, too, right?" +O,Goodbye. +"We can blame them if we like, but those people still have to go *somewhere*. When the oceans do rise, we'll have a refugee crisis on our hands that makes Syria look like a joke.",Build a wall. +This subs a fucking joke too. yesterday morning when they thought queen b was going to win the mere mention of Trump in here got you called all sorts of terrible things. Fuck these mods and everybody who engaged in that.,"When a front page post that basically says vote Hillary is at the top of the subreddit, you know we're impossible!" +What's the most interesting and/or useful non-fiction book you've read?,The bible -- checkmate atheists! +"Auckland Waterfalls Hi all, Where are some hidden Waterfalls within 1hr drive from Auckland CBD? Would greatly appericiate some recommendations Thank you",Found the wedding photographer +"It bothers me entirely too much that he chose GD as a letter combination. Like, why not DOZERG or GREDOZ or something that's actually pronounceable?",I'm guessing DOZER was already played and there wasn't room at the end. +Russian Woman,my dad used to wear glasses like that and sport a mullet +We all know he did it to get evangelicals onboard.,I guess Pence was just a PR stunt +"Haha, yeah it doesn't sound like an English movie. But people keep trying to say audiences hate good movies while using Kubo as an example but audiences just really hate stop motion.",Audiences clearly hated Wallace and Grommet and the Nightmare Before Christmas +"under federal law, marijuana is illegal everywhere. The question is, will his administration respect state's rights.",I'm sure that they will just as much as any other republican has.. +I've been praying for our two sons to break their rust man!,ONE OF THEM DID! +"Anyone else shocked by the disgust your female friends have for white men after Trump's victory? Pretty much every post I've seen on Facebook this morning is against white men, as though we're all evil racists.",Tell 'em to keep bringing the salt +Yeahh but in reality there are tons of illegals picking grapes in Napa Valley keeping that delicious California wine so cheap. Oh and all that cheap US produce the harvest that too. But you're right they're stealing jobs that other people would do for the same ridiculously low pay.,"illegal immigrant let companies do illegal things, but hey, it's cheaper for consumers, so we should be all for it." +Dancing like a white male,Can someone please make a remix of this with the sound bites of Trump saying bing bong +V^f X^P m^d **SCIENCE**,*^V f +"I have to agree entirely with you. Sometimes I want to go play just to mess around with certain heroes in particular, or play a low-stakes game, but I still want to play a *balanced*, semi-serious Overwatch. Hero stacking is just completely unbalanced and ruins the fun of the game for me. This is a welcome change, and I'll probably play more Overwatch because of it. I see people complaining because now No Limits will just be cheeze hero stacking... but if you don't want to deal with that then *why not play the new Casual?* Cheese hero stacking is one of the only reasons why you'd even want the ability to hero stack anyway.",but 2 winstons isn't cheesy at all +I guess something the cartel tied around it before they shipped it from Mexico.,I love getting my weed from cartels +"Hillary lost because she lost states Obama won. Ok yeah, I'm captain obvious here. My point though is it shows there are true independents out there. Which isn't a bad thing. What does that mean for a socially progressive America? It means that it can still happen. Trump won because of 3rd party protest votes and fuck you votes aimed at both parties establishments. Trumps election is a disaster because the Republicans can pick Supreme Court Justices. They can push their conservative agenda. However to the latter point, just because people voted for Trump, doesn't mean they agree with the conservative party. Let's face it, people wanted to tear down the system. If Trump doesn't drain the swamp, if the people sense that Trump is just a puppet or at best indifferent to his job, he's out in 4 years easy. But more importantly, lets focus on mid term elections. The democrats have to paint Trump as a figurehead. someone who isn't the wildcard, bull in a china shop, swamp draining monster that the angry populist uprising wanted. If the democrats can make people believe policy is coming from up high on Conservative Establishment mountain, then the swamp draining will be getting rid of republicans in the senate, state govs, and congress. So if the Dems can hold out, letting Trump appoint a SCOTUS for 2 years, they can get control of Congress, and force Trump to appoint a middle of the road judge.",people wanted to tear down the system but still voted in all the same congress men and women that are the biggest problem they did fuck all voting for trump and not voting out congress. +Holy shit his sensitivity lmao,Pro players always use low sensitivity for increased accuracy +"That's what I said. I'm fine not respawning exactly at a proper defense position, but at least somewhat close would be better than literally spawning at where the sparks shows up.",I am rereading it and where did you say that? +"Pick me! I can bring some horrendous shaders for this. PSN: Findolpoi Got a sherpa card of my own, *somewhere*, dusty and tarnished but still good, cheers",Mines a bit dusty too! +"Donald Trump has selected Reince Preibus as his chief of staff. Is this a good pick? It's been floating around that Trump was either going to pick Reince Preibus or Steve Bannon as chief of staff, but he ultimately decided on Preibus. Do you find this to be a good pick? How will Trump supporters think of this decision when Trump is considered to be an outsider and Preibus is considered to be a GOP establishment insider?","What, you'd rather have Steve Bannon?" +Life is necessarily bittersweet All you can do is try to maximize the sweet and minimize the bitter. But the nice part is that oftentimes a little bitterness will make the sweetness so much sweeter. Like when your headache ends and you're so thankful that your head is just doing its thing.,"If heaven existed on earth, then we wouldn't have our free will." +"In a world where there is no light, you make your own.","Is it possible other creatures on earth do similar dissipations, but the bottom of the ocean is so dark that any amount of light is more visible?" +Trump did better with Blacks and Hispanics than Romney in 2012,"That's because Orange is closer to Yellow, Brown, and Black than White!" +Who is a buy low WR3? 12 team league PPFD. Prepping for a playoff push. 6-3 but still in last place in my division because thats just my luck.,"Just grabbed Watkins off waivers, got him for 3$ FAAB lol could be a game changer in a couple weeks" +Reckon that'd be safe to take on 3 separate flights or would they split open? Sounds risky as shit to me,"Stick them in a small box, they'll be fine" +Gotta love Norton,Saved you having to uninstall it. +It's your parasympathetic nervous system being a little more dominant than your sympathetic at the time.,Totally +Didn't the Aliens from 'Arrival' look a bit familiar?,Kodos is the Death process +Yeah but like this sounds like the American Accent. The one that I always hear British people mimicking.,Then what state do you think they are from that could sound like that. +This qualifies for instant removal from all my devices.,"All these AV, battery and memory saving apps are BS and do you no good." +You Can't Do This on Concrete,whats aspect ratio +I think i know who is behind everything,But in the end they were just plants in vibrating pods :/ +19-year-old student wins Niagara PC nomination,You know your party is in deep shit when... +Just a relaxing day in Florida,Florida is America's Australia confirmed +Spaghetti al Sobborgo,0/10 Doesn't look like houston +What are the numbers on the Tern?,"iirc 12 6 -2 2 could be 5 glide, don't have mine nearby" +I'm fairly certain it was 18 before the ACA was implemented.,18 for most 21 if you were in college I believe. +Fuck Sarah Tiana,I only came to this sub to see if I was the only person that disliked her lol +I shouldn't have to. The burden of proof lies with the person making the claim. Someone claiming something of this magnitude and with nothing backing it up shouldn't be met with oh okay guess I'll look myself. I could say that the 7th VoG chest is in the Gorgon's maze. Would you take me at my word?,It's actually right after in the jumping part on the way to Atheon. +Canadian employee guilty of smuggling $165K of gold in rectum,That gotta be metric shit ton of gold... +What is one thing you won't try no matter how great people on Reddit say it is?,I imagine a lot of people would answer a bidet. +"Looks like some certainly got lucky on here. I unfortunately got Tirion which I already had, and 1 epic card from the 10 packs. The rest were blues or commons. I swear my pity timer was also about to expire and I thought 10 packs would get me something, anything. Nothing, FeelsBadMan","I've been buying classic packs with all my gold thinking of the expiring pity timer (like, 10 this week alone if not more), so in the bundle I got Hogger, and the only epic was Ancient of Lore, so you're not alone." +**BEEF JERKY. THE MEAL OF A MAN**,I could live on just eating Biltong +This is how you play doom multiplayer - featuring Titan X,"Hey man, if the goal is to get kills, you've got a nice loadout to get kills quick" +"I saw this posted with tons of comments, points and gold. Is this a reprint?",I wrote this from the bottom of my heart +"Pork chops and fresh polish sausage with sweet sauerkraut, potatoes and carrots Thanks Facebook",Man I could go for some sauerkraut with apples. +I guess all the news reports were fake then.,German citizen... And I voted flair He obviously knows what's up +Why do we owe a man appointing anti LGBT politicians to most positions in his cabinet a chance? Do I owe someone with a loaded gun a chance if they're pointing it at me but haven't pulled the trigger?,He's probably going to put Peter Theil on his cabinet who is gay. +"Hey Europeans, in America we have things like; French kiss, Swedish massage, or English tea. What are some things named after America that we might not realize?","American pizza usually describes a fattening pizza, weirdly enough when I went to Italy on holiday (from Ireland btw) the pizza wasn't as fattening as American brands we have in Ireland" +Football friend,Car friend! +"How did families of SG personnel find out about deaths of their loved ones? I'm watching S1E13, where the science team checking for flood damage find the nanovirus. So many people die on stargate missions. What explanation did their families get? I mean, for military families, there's a certain level of acceptance for KIA on top secret mission. But that is something quite alien to scientists and their families. Also, love the tail end of that episode where they wonder who created the nanovirus to target humans if not the Ancients or Wraith. A mystery at the time which is obvious on a second or third (or fifth!) viewing: the Asurans.",Something something deep space radar telemetry +Ireland Reid as Link,"This Link is a boy, apparently." +"Transilvania be like: NOPE, RASPUTIN 2op4me","Sorry, I don' get it, what happened?" +"I work with my mother. to sell fruits and vegetables. It's fun most days, but hard work.",You're someone who can get things *done*. +Do you still think Poland needs the US like they have in the past? It seems like in the last decade Poland has been charting their own path independent of western politics. Of course there's the whole military build up along your border but besides that Poland had been mostly scolded by Obama and the Clintons for their anti immigration rhetoric.,Without nukes we stand no chance against Russia Immigration is irrelevant in this context +I don't think you do.,k +Fraude aux cotisations patronales : 25 milliards/an.,Oui mais pense aux emplois ! +The Race is On: Boeing CEO Vows to Beat Musk to Mars,Just waiting for some Chinese/Russian govt backed hacker team to steal the tech. +"This sex offender has just had a baby. Classic defence tactic, up for sexual assault - get pregnant and guarantee a non-custodial sentence.","And the question is, who is the dad?" +Such A Yuge missed opportunity for comedy gold by not creating a trump character.,"They sort of did... The Canadian Prime Minister, but he was fucked-to-death by Mr Garrison." +Trump actually went on comedy central to be roasted. Let me know when Hillary does the same.,Let me know when a comedy central roast is something a Presidential candidate needs on their CV. +wrong,"Wow, what an informative and enlightening perspective, really made me question my previous statement." +Private Prison Stocks Are Flying on Trump Victory,At least prisons have better healthcare than what I'm getting now +Donald Trump Thinks 'Saturday Night Live' Will Be Canceled,"As long as there are people like Trump to make fun of, it won't get cancelled." +"Obama destroyed our country by decreasing unemployment, getting more people healthcare and making the country more tolerant and inclusive. THANKS OBAMA","To be fair, a big part of how he reduced unemployment was by not counting people who's stopped looking for work as unemployed." +"Big Muscles. Just wanted to give a little insight into something. I came across a Prank video where a guy talks to girls, then takes his shirt off exposing a huge ripped body; and recording the girls reaction. Interestingly, they tend to just go hay-wire and flock to the guy; and it's pretty funny to watch actually. Back when I was younger, I was into body building and I remember weird things like this would happen. I got up to bench pressing around 275 pounds. So I was a pretty big dude at the time, + being 6'2 helped. Anyway, I gave all of that up because it's not who I am, really to be some human being with useless mass, eating tons of calories to sustain my weight; but some interesting things did happen to me when I Would go out to places. I remember when I would go to bars, women would call me over to come sit next to them. (Fucking weird...(?)) - but back then, my game was shit so it was kinda pointless; I'd get to the point where they would be so interested in me and wouldn't know what to say Lol. I remember, a girl said one time You look like my BF - I said something like, well sit on my lap and take a picture; and she did. I was really, at the time, going for the big guy, aggressive act which worked a lot; but the truth is, it's not like I got laid by a bunch of chicks. It just stimulated initial attraction, and some women were more aggressive to get my attention strangely, and it was funny. I remember two hot blondes called me to sit by them; and then another one at a bar. It happened a lot when I went out. I had bad self esteem back then and shitty game but I was a big dude and it worked. One time, a woman grabbed my ass at a bar. Lol. I'm just letting you guys know what my experience was. That was 8 years ago. I'm thinly built and eat a regular diet. I workout but not big at all. So things like that don't happen. I also have long hair and truth is, I'm a musician underneath it all. But I was playing some role back then; and strangely the muscles did cause funny reactions. I was watching these girls on this video, go up to this shirtless roided guy and he could get away with fast kino, hugging, having them sit on his lap etc; reminded me of those days. I also remember doing things like that, even hitting on other guys girlfriends right in front of them; and they would be all for it.. lol so weird. But I'm not that type of guy, I was young and stupid, and I am the opposite of that. I was pretending to be someone else; and to be honest, I don't really like steroid, bro douchers who use creatine or gainers etc for the sake of useless mass.. But I just wanted to relay an experience to you guys. My point is this, even though big muscle attracts the ladies right away and gets them to even call you over; it doesn't necessarily mean you have balls, or have skill or game. It didn't too much for my game anyway. Just made me seem like an obnoxious asshole, lol. So I say, be yourself no matter what, learn to communicate effectively and relaxed, to me that's ten times better than any useless muscle would do. Thanks for reading.","Read askwomen threads ( Ik girls on reddit could be completely different to irl) most say they like slim guys with athletic build, not meatheads" +**Scoreboard attendee**,Fox interviewer +Or draw in my name? What the fuck did I pay them all that money for?!,For them to buy the robot to do it for them! +^ The police state is strong here. I'm a white guy and I'm terrified of the cops in Hawaii. The cops here are the real 'respect my authoritah' type but i supposed thats probably everywhere.,"Norwegian here, police are not like that at all here, we have mutual respect." +"It's still boy in Canada tho, you Yanks are weird",Am I the only one who pronounce it as bu-yoy? +People who say money doesn't buy happiness have probably never had to check their bank account before buying things like gas.,"Interestingly there's a few studies that suggest happiness peaks at the point where money isn't a struggle day to day, and begins to decrease at higher salaries on average" +Earth's seasons time lapse as seen from space,Yeah because you can see every single continent at the same time in space +Snoop Doggy Dogg - Doggystyle (23 years ago today this iconic debut album was released),"In my opinion, Murder Was the Case is the best solo Snoop song." +Stadium,Goodbye +"lol what the f is this, someone got a gun to your head to force this silly apology?",ion hazzikostas standing next to me as we speak +"Wait a second. This sub complains that the mainstream media actively distracts from what is important, then endorses complaining when a media property tries to make political points?",I don't think the expectation is that the important issues are covered (sometimes solely) via comedy.. +"Because white supremacists, virulent or latent in their leanings, DO find it funny, and love Bill O'Reilly and their Fox News agitprop even more!",The Twitter replies from those sympathizers are cancer +Barik Guide (How To Play),"Actually I think the turrets will start healing you right after you've placed them, even if they're still deploying." +Fewer than 10 billion HTC Vives sold is also technically correct,"Except when you're trying to establish a baseline, saying you've sold at least X number is useful whereas your example is not useful." +Mitsuhiko + genta were surprised but they didn't scream. You can compare them with Ayumi who reacted exactly the same ways with the three girls. Wasaka Rumi perfectly calm too )))))),"So... Rumi confirmed cold hearted BO assassin, then ;)" +"Yeah right, I'm on Xbox and just about 30 mins ago, a Scylla used her ult on a tower......",I know the feeling of ability based tower killers xD +All I want for Christmas is a Javale McGee chasedown block on LeBron. Don't even care if we win or not as long as that happens.,Shaq's cryin face over MJ's +"I dislike how bad the show makes ..... Joffrey look. I just watched the scene in Season 1 Episode 10 where he has Illyn cut off the musician's tongue. In the books, kind King Joffrey allowed the man one night to decide if he preferred his fingers or tongue. GRRM really showed a gentler side to sweet Joff.","Btw, in the show too, Joffrey asked the singer if he preffered his arms or his tongue." +13 is pretty good Mike Evans Odell Beckham Keenan Allen Josh McCown Kelvin Benjamin TY Hilton Michael Thomas,Kendall Wright too +29% of Latinos voted for the man who promised to BUILD THE WALL,Must be the racist latinos. +"Saw this on here abouta year ago. The long time lurker, first time poster rehashed this one for me. it",Mine looks clean up until the flash on my phone. +what does it mean to go 'nuclear'?,Detonate a weapon of ass destruction. +It certainly would not be the first time Americans upend governance over a breakfast beverage.,lol my post was clearly +"Week 11 waivers - who did you get? Had a spare roster spot so picked up Miami D because I'm not confident with Vikings but scared it will come back to haunt me if I drop them. The #2 waiver was used on Starks, but no other big pickups this week",Rob Kelley in FA +No because it is a true statement as of now,"then his title should say so, people would probably think that riot will never add it then so it is misleading" +"Any website with 'truth' in the title probably contains a huge amount of bullshit, and YouTube links.",Well the image on the sidebar was a poorly photoshopped Obama in terrorist garb. +You can guess three times... Would the devs allow such a thing...,Sure they could do it accidentally +Understood but you should not call someone a scammer when they are trying hard to please customers. Every single one of those 8 people have been contacted and offered a full refund. They must not be active users.,"Your right, if I didn't receive the product I payed for, I'd just forget about it too and never log on to my account again" +"I thought stars were also awarded based on service/experience, not just taste. Seems it might not be anymore.",Or maybe you're just fucking wrong lol imagine that +But you don't get to brag about not watching TV if you watch The Office,Why not though? +"Hmm I'm still missing two gateworms so unless someone can test this theory before me, I can definitely go find one of these boxes and see if two of my lights are out.",Happy Cake Day! +What did you name your Plex server? Wondering what everyone calls their Plex server?,"Nice try, FBI." +So the stream is going to reveal the last remaining cards like with wotog right?,We can only assume so +Arrival,Man I'm so old my first thought was Marathon's first mission instead of Halo. +"I give huge shit too. Yesterday I said okay HoV is comin' lets sell some consumables, sold thousands of foods, pots, flasks, was so happy that I made 150k net profit or sth, now I am watching prices are climbing which I would have made way more than that. fml",I think the obvious solution to this problem is that Blizzard should start announcing it in advance when they plan on tracking and banning botters. +Philly fan shows his appreciation for Westbrook's and-1,Stay classy Philly +This is a great hire by Oregon. He was my top guy if Jimbo were to leave. Best of luck. Especially now that you are on other side of country.,we'll meet again in a Rose bowl game someday ;) +I'm glad we will now be friends with Russia instead of Democrats painting them as the boogey man in order to push their agenda.,"Yeah because they have our best interests at heart, really good guy that Vladimir Putin." +And his grit/60 is much better than Cliff Pu.,"Yeah, but Cliff Pu is a pretty shit-tier player." +"Most definitely play when I can! I'm a hell of a lot better at painting than the game itself though. I typically field space wolves and/or AdMech. Played a few kill team games with Deathwatch, only bought the blackstar as I love the design. Bought the orks because they look fun to paint, and they are. Never played a game with them. I have a bunch of termagants and genestealers from battle for macragge and the deathwatch:overkill boxed set, and random other purchases over the years. They have never been played either.","Very cool, do you have more models than what you've shown here or do you play small games, it looks like you have a lot of really cool small forces here." +What's a show from your childhood that no one else seems to remember?,Static Shock was the shit. +It's like a shitty SCP. It's beautiful.,Aaaaaaaaand i'm on that fucking wiki again +"I am not a big fan of Dimon but he is not an idiot. He is pretty sharp and pretty good at what he does. I guess if there is ever a job for a big time banker type, this is it. At least he is competent and knows the game. I would be shocked if he could talk Jamie Dimon into doing it. That is sort of like getting a guy whose job is flying jets to drive the school bus for you.",Keep telling yourself that. +Bootloader unlock for LS997|VS995|H910|F800L variants of the LG V20,"Woah, upvoted just because thumbnail" +Kasich is a piece of shit,For refusing to endorse a man that clearly goes against his values and policies? +rocking time! excellent!!!!,"party time, excellent ftfy" +"Ummmmmm not positive on the last question you had. In my own experience. I got to 350 light level, did a heroic SIVA strike (opened skeleton chest at end too, adding more gear) and was 354 at the end of it. Lot of stuff 1-3 light levels better, not sure on the specific statistics or anything!",Cool good to hear hopefully I find out first hand a bit later tonight about the LL increase. +My horticulture class harvested Watermelons that accidentally cross-pollenated with Cucumbers.,Cucumbers are just watermelons without the sweet part anyway. +really rewards? -.- You play a whole year for REWARDS?,That's the entire reason 80% of the people on the ladder play. +IP is rent seeking behavior and hurts out economy. I will be in the streets if they start adding that to NAFTA.,Whats that 1 guy doing in the street. +"The rate of hate crimes rose in Britan significantly after Brexit, it's not crazy to think the same could happen here. Especially if protections for LGBT people are stripped, it could help legitimize people's anger which can lead to violence. It's not an illegitimate fear at all.",hate crimes against trump supporters are now happening not against the LGBTQ+ community. +"Fuck off, you're totally wrong.","Here, you dropped this:" +this gave me flashbacks of scaling almost vertical mountains on skyrim on horseback.,Jumping backwards +"The United States has been trying to assassinate Fidel Castro for 57 years. Trump's elected and he's dead 3 weeks later. We keep on winning, folks.",Under budget and ahead of schedule +If US cuts the NSA budget,I read that NASA Budget and was thinking how much more are they going to cut from that poor guy's share! +I'm voting for forma-flavored ice cream.,So it changes flavors every 30 seconds or something like that? +"It isn't a countout. Can't be, match has to start first for that.",The bell rang though +"What's funny is he said in his post not to trust a tweet from a random guy, yet you just trusted a post from a random guy and didn't understand anything he said. Smh",Yes but he backed up his claim with facts. +"The Firefighters coordinate with the tower before a water salute, ensuring that the weather conditions are such that icing isn't a concern.","Nah, I thought they just rocketed out of the fire-house and surprise-attacked planes as they left." +That is true but the more people who see it the better so it's still good to try and share it ya dig,"Probably true, but in terms of climate change and natural resource use I think we are far into overshoot at this point so I have given up trying to convert people." +"I don't see outer space, the Roman Empire, or ideal Dota 2 builds in this image.",I don't see any vector spaces...guess male mathematicians are all secretly genderless aliens or something. +"Yeah, uhm, just pretend it's a real goat.","Oh, great, we just summoned Satan Simulator 2016..." +I've seen Future Islands at Milestone.,Back in? +Well I've never had a problem with it.,"Neither have I, but those that do have problems won't believe us." +"Don't worry, it'll be back in 2018...",Wow 2018? +MAGA,Hawt +Can I build a half decent deck with ONLY kaladesh cards? I'm a new player and just bought a booster box and as I started to look around you need other cards from other sets to build a good deck. Which set is a lightning bolt in? Which set should I start buying next? Or should I buy individual cards from the internet?,I'm trying to build a Commander deck with exclusively Kaladesh and Aether Revolt cards. +Windows on a Mac is basically just a massively overpriced prebuilt that you can't upgrade. Not to mention the terrible cooling.,But if we cooled it it would be .00005 millimeters thicker +Racist/Genocidal Rashida Jones Must Be Boycotted,"K, never knew who this was, so consider her boycotted" +Maybe stonetear was innocent all along. Did spez alter the database to tank Clinton's campaign?,maybe it was to distract us from pizzagate +but muh states rights northern aggression 1865 worst year of life REMOVE AMENDMENT remove amendment you are worst reconstruction sherman is kill,Calm down Leeaboo +Right? It's so weird. I haven't been insulted in 48 hours. Craziness!,Congratulations dickass! +"Rare chicken breeds eggs Hey everyone! I'm looking for rare chicken breeds incubator eggs, preferably close to Amsterdam, my search results are only big hatcheries that sell regular eggs. Any idea how to find smaller hatcheries that might have rare breeds?",Any particular breed(s) you're looking for? +"What film or film series do you watch religiously once, maybe twice a year?",Underworld... .... dat latex +Which ideas will he keep? Which did you vote for? What did he straight shoot?,you missed the +lifetip : if you are able to film a UFO ..try to keep the ground in the video frame so people have perspective I focused too much on the UFO and not keeping the ground in the video.. so all you see is a wobbling dot / sphere / orb / triangle / whatever. I was told if you can film it with the ground or a stationary object then people can see more perspective.,Word. +I don't think you or the author even read the article.,its OK i downvoted myself +If they ever organize it via the subreddit could mean admin ban like when fatpeoplehate started the same with imgur people.,That would mean Reddit gives a fuck. +to shreds... tsk tsk tsk,Well how's the wife holding up? +Half of all mobile users are rooted or jailbroken? Never heard that made up stat before.,"He said that half the people at the tech crunch would be rooted/jailbroken, not that half of all mobile users are." +Stones: Pep teaching when to clear the ball to row Z and improving overall decision making,The font on that article is dreadful +"I'm surprised that they are offering the same box two years in a row. It would have been nice to get a different piece selection this year. At the same time, the price is fantastic, and there is a nice mix of colors in 10697.",3 years in a row. +"Whelp, Sounds like the guy is now qualified to lead a wormhole corp.",Praise BoB! +"I'm susprised to see Mississauga Secondary School even being mentioned here; I graduated from there back in 2010. From what I can remember, the school is basically 95% brown people.",Thats because the white people go to the catholic school down the roa +Is Marquess Wilson worth the risk?,"It's gonna depend on your other options, but I'd say he's absolutely worth a bench spot this week to see if he really is his favorite target." +"Probably just the old 'If I don't put my touch on this project somehow, how am I supposed to make myself look good' corporate culture that anyone in a situation to experience it knows is absolutely toxic to both efficiency and your employees. He mentions someone getting a promotion from duesTV or some such thing, that's what I am talking about. It wasn't made because it was a good idea. It was made so someone in the company can point to that and say 'See! I'm helping, you should pay me more money!'","That is mostly because in these corporate environments, evaluations and promotions are measured by how many projects or initiatives one completes, and whether they are completed on time and within budget." +T ziet er best dom uit ja,Jij ook +By that time the Buckeyes will have it though...,You're probably right +You say that but heat fans don't think like that.,"Yes, all Heat fans think that." +Mine has done this since Skull Rain and it's still doing it. My ping is absolutely fine but I don't know what's causing it.,"Probably your pc if you are on pc, my 970 caused long loading times and my friend's potato pc had this problem." +Or the darkness.,Or the dankness? +Worst tasting dip after brushing your teeth? I'd have to say grizz mint is the worst after brushing your teeth. What says you folks?,any type of natural dip +There's more to this story isn't there?,The carrying case he was using was a half dead rabbit. +"No, you support the employer paying slave wages because you don't want to pay more for produce not me. I'd enforce farms using e-verify if it were up to me.","Ya, like i said, you're full of shit since 99% of all other goods you use are imported, included a lot of the food you eat." +"Urk, that's the kinda thing which will leave you angry and sad even though you know it's not your fault, just because it's depressing to be reminded people can be so awful. I mean, just reading about it makes me pissy",Check your sarcasm detector +Nor was he born on December 25th,If born at all. +"Imprisoning people, having them shot for political expediency, and ruling with an iron fist?","Obviously that's terrible, but didn't those guys kill as many people as there are in Cuba?" +"USA's play reminding me of the Avs, that's not good.",Without the speed. +Oh my god and you could do split screen online! And the Germans yelling Medic! sounded like Mah dick! Funnest game EVVARRR online.,"PIG, grab M'Dick!!" +The popularity of the actor for a villain is inversely proportional to their lifespan in the MCU. I don't expect Vulture to survive but it would be a nice change.,"It would be a very nice change indeed, especially considering Spiderman villain's lifespans generally don't last more than a movie." +"Reddit, what's an interesting fact about you?","I have double vision permenatly, even with one eye closed i still see double." +I would campaign and vote for Bernie if he was 99. I will follow that man and his ideals for the rest of my life.,Its Warren time you sexist pig! +It's the duplicate install option,"Yeah but if you install the sign in application for Snapchat, then install snap plus with the duplicate option, it doesn't overwrite the sign in one that automatically signs you in." +"No. Patent is long since expired. You can't get a branded version of hydrocortisone in the US. Only generic. You used to be able to, but no longer. No money in it, no one would buy it. In the US at least.",Apparently it's a contract with the NHS that has them tied into it. +"Free Talk Friday! Welcome to another edition of our weekly Free Talk Friday thread! Feel free to discuss anything on your mind issues you may be dealing with, how your week has been, cool new music or tv shows, school, work, sports, anything! We will still have a few rules **All of the sidebar rules still apply.** * *Any other topic is allowed.**",Another week of waiting on Late Night Party +Do you think there is any hope if I'm 6 months from separation still?,Absolutely. +I think he may be implying that Werenski is seen mostly as offensive force,Kinda like Erik Karlsson +"Amputate her legs and replace them with peg legs. Additionally, removing the eyes of your male colonists might help. They seem to be able to navigate around okay after doing this but they won't be useful in a firefight anymore.","Hmm, I wonder if this works on real lesbians." +I'll do it for $50,Damn TFWs.. +If Vietnam and Inuit invade Korea and relegate them to Osaka That would be amazing,The Inuit would lose cities to Korea in that scenario. +Husband and boyfriend? This is not typical.,"It's not, but I don't have any sort of mental issue that could be diagnosed, I just happen to be soooo unbelievably hot that two guys want me at the same time" +"Well yeah, obviously \#WeAreTexans, but it's the implied \#AndYouAreNot that makes it good.",I don't know where a lot of the players reside but I would imagine most of the team isn't from Texas which makes it weird to me now that I think about it. +Apparently going to college makes you a brainwashed elitist. Fuck me for trying to improve myself and work in a fulfilling job I guess.,Or even attempt to be qualified for anything other than a mc-walmart job - you lowly elitist fuckhead. +"It wouldn't have mattered if their counterparts had voted. Hillary won the popular vote, and she won CA. More votes from CA would have made zero difference. It's an illegitimate, rigged system. Burn it down.",so hillary should be president of california! +Light didn't do my iPhone any favors here. The darkest color is actually dark blue.,"That's strange, I'm only seeing white and gold colors." +Can anyone explain why the boys and girls are separated at lunch? Different portion sizes?,Males require a larger calorie intake. +You don't know your history and your ignorance is showing. Research why the judicial and parliamentary system elected to create CSIS in the first place. Canadians learned in the 70's why policing and intelligence activities need to be separate entities. Secret authority with little oversight is a recipe for surveillance over reach. It'd be illogical and blindly optimistic not to acknowledge this.,What does this have to do with The US Border Agency and INS? +If someone finds a recording of it on YouTube please post. I missed most of it,"Its not over, so they will have a bunch up when the Don is done speaking" +"Agreed, Odio are terrible. Private school girls seem like fun good people in a wide range, could check them out.",I could never seriously join PSG just based on their name. +"ESPN just notified me that the Caps won 2-1, what in the fuck?",Worldwide leader in sports +"Vine and Twitter makes no money, apart from stocks. Twitter's plan was initally to grow so big someone would buy them, and find a way to make money off the platform. A lot of people bought stocks because eventually, twitter would find an owner who could monotize it, causing the stock to grow. It looked like a sound investment. (Despite the stock falling constantly) Twitter stock eventually grew so big that it would be too expensive for any company to buy. So as the market dictates the price should fall until Twitter was affordable for another company to buy. But as people realized that Twitter would never be bough or monotized, people sold their stocks at a loss. Twitter owns vine, and the exact same problem plauges them.",So why cant the current owner of twitter just monotize Twitter now? +Question: if kessler gets hurt who will qb?,Me +Oh boy everything sure seems to be a grand conspiracy to you.,Not really just pointing out the obvious for the mentally challenged. +So is there going to be a Halloween event?,Well the tower of memory only lasts for 3 weeks which kinda indicates to me that there is a halloween event +Spot the teuchter! ;-),Careful you sassenach. +Beluga has a bit of trouble launching,Does it fit on a small pad? +"Genghis was a nice dude who had a hard on for conquering stuff, if you didn't try to get in his way you wouldn't know you were conquered. Garvilo was an accident",I think that most of the world's population can trace back their ancestry to him proves otherwise. +EBI to Allow Open-Palm Strikes,I don't see the need but I'll still watch +"Respec or Give up on Marauder? I recently leveled a face breaker shield charge marauder but slowly realized it wasn't for me, I got it up to 65 and I had almost all the gear needed, just wasn't enjoyable. Was curious on high map tier viable builds (that arnt crazy expensive) on Marauder that ARE NOT TOTEMS. Totems are painfully boring to play to me. Should I and will I be able to respec, or should I just sac the characters.",I would just restart a new character. +Lol this is if Philly Jim had too many cheese steaks,"Lil jimmy halpert, sports writer" +that last kid gave up on life,just a 50 lb backpack keeping them down. +Multiple pride flags set ablaze in Rochester,I'm sure they were just a bunch of pro-Trump LGBT peeps who saw Milo do the same thing and are protesting liberalism and are thus totally validated in their actions and so are not committing a hate crime because they feel empowered by their xenophobic candidate winning the election. +I could easily see this being a 10 drop. It's super undercosted at 7 mana.,Because that isn't waaay too slow at all +"Usually what happens when people are turned into abstractions (minorities, demographics, gender *firewall* etc), while their humanity is ignored.",Revolution might start at the bathroom mirror. +Stop being stupid. Trump **SUPPORTERS** are rioting because they are demanding him to **RESIGN** CNN is ALWAYS right,Did this guy just doubt CNN? +"Babies are tiny, drunk people.","...tiny, drunk people that will use every opportunity they can to commit suicide." +Warning: Auto-playing video with sound on max volume,Fuck... run youtube with locked screen then its done. +Bernie. Fucking. 2020.,"he can't win, and has no experience." +hahahahha! She's so funny! Oh god I love her so much. Can you imagine how great she must be as a girlfriend?! Plus she loves wrestling just like me. She's so perfect. She's talented and beautiful. I love Becky!,Jesus Christ dude. +definitely just US Christians. The rest of us have our own failings.,"Just checking, because I'm thinking I've been reading my bible incorrectly if this is THE issue I should be voting on" +Tonsillectomy recovery is worse than any other thing I've endured medically.,Can confirm. +This guy's been to jail on gun charges and still doesn't disrespect the police in real life. What a good man.,"A lot of the gun charges are bullshit, considering they often occur in cities that basically ban unconnected people from lawfully protecting themselves." +"Damn it son, they're visionaries not engineers!","they're *brave* visionaries, and dont forget it" +"A better question might be Is TF2 being only on Origin preventing you from buying it? I have not bought the game. I would not buy it if it was on Steam, but the only reason I'm not buying it is because i don't have the time or the money to play multiple FPS at once and I just got BF1.",When did Team Fortress 2 get put on Origin? +Protesting a Fair Election?,We know exactly where they were: bird-dogging a Trump rally. +"I was raised by a narcissist. I didn't escape until I was 20. This is my story. I knew when I was young that my life was different from others. When kids at school invited me over to their house, I had to decline. I wasn't allowed to take trips with other childrens' parents. No shopping, no Chuck-E-Cheese, no playing with others. My mother told me that no other parent knew how to raise their children, that I had a good mama who could keep me safe from abduction or injury like no other. She wouldn't let me visit friends' houses. Once she allowed me to 'visit' my aunt, who begged to drive me to her house for a few hours so she could play with me. My mother told her yes, and then drove behind her the entire drive and let us go into the house, waited a few minutes, and then retrieved me. My aunt never tried again. Growing up I received a lot of blows, mental and physical, for my treatment of my mother. If I talked back or even teased her playfully, she would find a way to make me pay. She told me that I was cruel to her, that I obviously didn't care for such a patient mother, and that I deserved every smack or punch I got. When I was young this would bring me to tears thinking that I hurt her. I would beg and plead for her forgiveness, climb into her lap and kiss the tears away, telling her that I didn't mean it, that I was sorry that I brought her to hitting me. She would never forgive me outright. She would always sit stone faced, telling me for a while longer that I obviously did not love her enough to control myself. I once laughed when we were on the road, her driving and me in the front passenger seat, because we hit a bump and the flap of skin under her arm jiggled. I was immediately punched in the face-and then told that I had been mean to her like this since I had learned how to talk. That I used to tell her that I loved her big nose when I was only two and it would make her cry, and that was why I did it. She told me that I had been inflicting mental harm on her since I was a baby. As I grew, I realized that my situation was not getting any better. I still had to hold her hand as I walked across the street, even as a teenager. She would brush my hair for me instead of letting me do it myself, and she refused to let me do basic things that others did growing up. I never learned to drive or cook, and I was strictly not allowed to have a job. She told me that I did not need any of this under her care. That she was my mommy forever. Nothing that I had belonged to me. She would buy me extravagant gifts, iPods, laptops, pets of all shapes and sizes, tablets, the newest clothes and gadgets, anything that I even hinted at wanting...and then she would take it from me at will. If I set her off I would lose it all. My new presents would be broken, thrown into a wall or put away until I decided to 'behave'. My pets would hang over my head as a guilt trip. She would tell me that she only let me keep them because she loved me, that she had really never wanted to get me a pet, that she hated them and if it weren't for her great desire to make me happy, they would all be gone. Once she brought me home a kitten and then took it from me within an hour after it had fallen asleep cuddled in the crook of my arm. She told me that she hadn't known what she was thinking, that I didn't deserve a new kitten anyway and to be sad over her choice was defiant and cruel to _her_. I loved being in theater, so she would allow me this. A play here, a play there, but if I was accepted for a role that might land me bigger or better things, she would pull me out, claim that we couldn't afford the costume or trip or that I would have to kiss a boy, something that I was not allowed to do. I didn't have any friends, so I took to playing online games. She let me have access to the internet. It became my escape. I made a few tentative friends and when she found out, she became angry, telling me that they were all 40 year old men waiting to hurt me. I became more secretive with my friendships-especially since one, oddly enough, was blossoming into something more. I met my first boyfriend online. It was then that I got my first phone at 16. My mother was buying one for my brother (who was the Golden Child, the one who did no wrong) and I was, in her words, standing there looking pitiful and sad because I had nothing. She claims she bought it for me because the checkout guy was watching and it made her feel unworthy. So she bought me a phone, the latest Pantech at the time. When she found out a week later that I was spending much of my time talking to a _boy_ she took it from me and demanded to see his social security number and birth certificate. Another year of this and this boy was swearing that he would help me get out at all costs. She had told me in months past that she would hunt me down like the dog I was if I tried to leave her. I was 17 now, nearing 18, and I wanted to have my own life, something that she was becoming more and more adamant on keeping to herself. I didn't talk to her about leaving, I just started saving money. Washing machine change, quarters I found in the car, 'allowances' that I was supposed to spend on movies or frivolities but didn't. (I wasn't allowed to keep the money, I was strictly told to spend it) If she found my money, she would steal it from me, claiming that all money was hers, everything I owned was hers. I became better and better at hiding it, and it slowly piled up. I wasn't rich, but by the time I was 19, I had $200 for a bus ticket. That was all I needed to get to Idaho to be with my friend. We had both decided that it would be too risky for him to come to me. She was a dangerous woman. When she found out that I was leaving, she exploded. She put me in the car and drove me to the police station, where I was interrogated about where I wanted to go and why, all the while she sat behind me, unable to stand, crying her eyes out that I was leaving her forever. The police officers told me that I should stay with her, that I was breaking her heart. They told me that I was free to go if I wanted though. They asked if it would be okay for her to have one last trip-driving me to the bus station. I said yes. She took me to the station and let me pay for my ticket-all of my money gone into that little piece of paper. And then an aunt came to say goodbye. The aunt asked me to sit in her car while she said a prayer for my safety, my bus wasn't loading for twenty more minutes, after all. I obliged and my mother came to shut the door. They had a child's safety lock on. I couldn't get out. I banged on the windows until I thought my hands were broken, but no one came to help me. I was stuck. They drove me home then and she stole my phone from me when I tried to call for help-it was two days of pacing in a bedroom while she slept on my floor or beside the front door before my boyfriend decided to call the police, realizing that I wasn't able to call for help at all. The police came and my mother put on her pretty face, letting them know that all was fine. I wanted them to take me. I told them that they needed to take me. But they said that if I was free to go as she said, then I didn't need them. I could just go. They left me there, with the door unguarded, while she took everything I owned and threw it in trash bags, claiming that it was symbolic of me throwing my life away for someone who would sell me into slavery. She gave me my phone back then, but I had no money to leave. I was once again stuck. Still I tried to go, I would find something I was sure. I waited until that night and walked out the door with my bag. She chased me onto the porch and tackled me to the ground, covering my mouth as I screamed. I bit her. Hard. I actually drew blood. She didn't let go and I didn't find out until later that she had reasons for this. I wrestled my phone out of my pocket and tried to dial 9-1-1. Before I could do so, she snatched it from me and took her hand from my mouth to twist the flip screen in attempt to break it. She didn't succeed so she chose to throw it instead. And then she got up and told me to go. I spent a few frantic minutes putting my phone back together and ran for my life. I was down our long dirt road calling the police to help me when she came careening around the corner in her car with that look of murder on her face. The police arrived within minutes of her finding me, just following me down the street in her car, and I explained to them what had happened. By this point she was bawling again, showing them her hand and saying that I attacked her-she told them that she had custody of a retarded child and they believed her. There was nothing that I could do as they left me once again. In all honesty, I still can't say that I trust the judgement of police for taking my story on the surface and leaving me to my own devices three different times. She called my boyfriend after they left and screamed at him that he was a devil, that he was stealing me, and that he needed to be rebuked and cursed away from me. She told him never to call again, she cursed him, and then she took me to a church to be prayed over. It took a long time to gain her trust back. My boyfriend was heartbroken that there was nothing that he or I could do in the next months but bide our time and let her yell at me. Police didn't help. Other adults didn't help because they believed the face she put on. I even had relatives offering to sleep in their cars outside of our front gate. I finally had someone step up and help me...a cousin slightly older, one that I didn't even know was helping at first. She offered me a job in a grocery store, promised my mother that if she let me have the job, then she would look after me and keep me from running away. I still wasn't allowed to cook, drive, or leave the house unattended, but this girl convinced my mother that the extra money would come in handy. I took the job and had encouragements whispered in my ear, that she wanted me to have a life, that my mother was cruel to me, that I needed to grow up and I wasn't allowed, that my mother was off her rocker. That job is what helped me escape. I didn't tell anyone this time of the impending escape. I bought a plane ticket and asked to be taken to work for a shift-and when I was shuttled to the store to work, I got in a cab and high tailed it to the airport. Everything after was like a dream. Nothing went wrong, nothing at all. Within hours I was in Idaho, safe in the arms of a true friend, one that had stuck by my side through years of abuse and fear, and my mother was left texting me frantically that if I didn't come home, she would soon die. I still get those texts on a daily basis two years later, but life is good. I've learned how to cook (quite well, I think!) and drive (not so well), I have a wonderful job as a preschool teacher, and I can honestly say I love it here in my small town. The one thing that was very difficult for me to adjust to was the fact that I could do anything without permission. Going outside alone was difficult for me. I had never, ever done it before without someone calling me back in. I didn't know how to cross streets alone, ect. I'm much better now though. Life really is good.",Did you ever find out how the cousin knew about you and why she helped? +This kind of phrasing is asking only for one answer: I can't forgive someone who have never repented their sins. Bonus points for using the religious sins for maximum effect. CBF guaranteed.,"Yep, repentance 101 must be passed before forgiveness 102 can be registered for" +Based Kellyanne Conway First Woman to Manage a WINNING Presidential Campaign!!!,Guys....Illuminati already got to Trump. +"Good thing about AMD? You just bend pins back, voila. As long as you don't break them off. That has happened to me before.",Even if you break them off sometimes... +"I dunno, if you vote for a man who is an out and out racist, it's kind of hard to say you're not racist.",That's right because no one ever votes based on policies or issues. +"Yeah, but fuck the voters' right to choose. They should have just wiped Trump from their memory... like with a cloth or something.","Well, they made an uneducated and foolish choice." +WYR be thrown into the world of the last book you read or the last show you watched? You will be thrown in as you were when you were watching/reading and only have what you had on you.,Last book: Ender's Game Last show: Family Guy Will have to go with the book. +"If they sell it under the vepr name, they would be Able to bring it into the country",Can you eli5 the vepr import what have you? +What was your favorite costume from your childhood?,"I was born on Halloween, so it's probably my birth, dressed in blood and animotic fluid, as a disappointment to my family." +Not anymore at least. he's turned his life around so there's nothing bad to say.,"All with the power of DDP YOGA and if you want to try DDP YOGA, be sure to put in the promo code Jericho!" +"Cho'gath is actually countered by most assassins, even before the rework. Easy to dodge skills, assassins (in the case of rengar and talon) are 2-3 shotting him with armor built, and generaly the mobility gap has further been amplified by the reworks.",Silences destroy any assassin that isn't Yi +"Well damn, I didn't know that.",They figured out they could still get people to buy it. +the hornets didn't even make it past the first round,Thanks to the purple shirt guy! +"Help! I am Looking for a Christmas mass in Tel Aviv! Shalom y'all ! I am french and currently leaving in the north of Israel. I am catholic and I would really love to go to church for Christmas in Tel Aviv, as I used to do back in France. Do any of you know a church that would celebrate a mass in english in Tel Aviv ? That would be awesome! Thanks in advance :)","If you're living in the north, you can go to Haifa, there are plenty of churches there where Christmas is celebrated." +"I'll admit I'm straight but how would know if I'm white or a Christian? BTW, I'm not.",I'll let God sort that out. +"Men with nice voices, they don't even have to be physically attractive. Which explains me why I used to have a crush on Bumblebee Baggage claim",Matthew Mercer as McCree? +Oh god.. this.. how do they protest the solar wall?,They're stealing all the sunlight! +After that intense fight I'm thankful best girl survived,"Yes, Petra!" +"Kuharsky: Through first 16 games, Marcus Mariota has been better than Steve McNair",He needs to apologize +"I will do that, thank you. It's just there are people who are now atheists who might have been raised as a jw, and I was wondering if they needed support or maybe could shine light on their experiences and also find out the truth about the truth.","No worries, there is a healthy population of atheists over on the exmo sub, and I think a couple of the exjws who hang there are also atheists." +"Where are the sun and moon gears that appear for each act, actually located?",Alola +That's my second favorite thing. First is when the camera stays on a fan for like 4 seconds longer than they were prepared to be excited for.,Stop! +"Going to give mine back tonight, and get the S7 Edge! Thinking it qualifies as a new purchase since new paperwork would come with it (new EIP agreement). Hey get a few Oculus Samsung Gear out of the deal, and you don't have to worry about your phone exploding! Then three to 4 weeks later, we get our Notes back with all new accessories!",What? +He talks like the god I imagined him to be,"Faker has a more real, more tangible/verifiable, effect on our lives than any god of the traditional religions" +"Want to get back into PC gaming but I can't (RSI) Hey guys, I love PC gaming but unfortunately I have a problem with my keyboard wrist. I can't play with WASD/ESDF controls without the wrist hurting after some time. I've made a conscious effort to keep my wrist straight, un-angled and flat with my elbow resting on the desk but it makes no difference. I always get this pain in the bottom left (pinky side) of the wrist and after a session my hand also feels a bit claw-y and arthritic. As long as I don't play with keyboard I'm fine; controllers cause me no problems. After a week tops of not playing on keyboard my wrist goes back to feeling completely normal. Do you have any potential advice or solutions for this? I don't want to use a controller on PC for FPS (my favourite genre) and if that's my only solution I'd rather just stick to console.","If you have an MMO mouse like the G600, it's technically possible to play an FPS (and most other games) without ever touching the keyboard." +Should the Sacramento Kings Trade DeMarcus Cousins?,Sure we'll take Crowder/Jerebko/Young and 2 second rounders +"They never were before, that is a recent development.","That's what I've been told by a LEO, take it or leave it, but it's pretty evident." +"It really feels like im in the minority for wanting to wait, so it's always nice to hear there are guys out there who also want to wait :) And we really shouldn't, but clarifying things like this just saves explaining it later. Especially on this subject. You say wait till marriage and people more or less start insulting you because of it.","They seem to feel threatened, like you are presenting yourself as better / holier than them and they have to reassure themselves that you're not by mocking you with your failing." +Do you mean curve the overall grade for the class?,Yup! +damn you're memey,;) +Nothing is Working for Dazed,Why is n0thing working for Dazed? +"I didn't say no matter what they did in the military. This guy likely saw friends shot, blown up, lose arms and heads. He lived through things that can and have driven people mad. WWII was hell.",Not a justification for sexual assault +"They were banking on people being absolutely, completely stupid this election, and as it turns out not everyone is a god damned moron. Just the extraordinarily vocal ones.","Something to the effect of a compliant, unaware citizenry." +You can have sex with one real person from all of human history - who is your ultimate lay?,Kelly Kapowski.Ayyy +"Blimey, those were some nice parries. Good work, skeleton!",Thank you haha :) +What's something you can live without but you won't live without?,Clothes +"Serration, split chamber heavy caliber, shred. Lots of base damage, fire rate is important for burst rifles and the punchthrough helps as well. As for the other slots it depends on faction For grineer, I'd go viral + radiation using the four 90% elementals. If you have a riven I'd go radiation + toxin, as toxin deals with ferrite and radiation can deal with alloy armor. For corpus, use radiation + Toxin with 90%s and use a bane of corpus mod For Infested, corrosive + heat with bane of infested. For Corrupted, corrosive + heat with either primed fast hands or a decent riven mod.",I assume you mean magnetic for corpus? +"Unfortunately, women can also be idiots and vote against their own interest.",This is sexist +"With Mike Pence's history, my fear is for government subsidized conversion therapy.",Isn't that covered by Obamacare presently? +"You can char the uncharred bits with a propane torch. And as for filth, high proof alcohol is a sterilizing agent. You simply cannot infect 62% ABV alcohol. Nothing will live in that medium. Do you know what major whiskey distillers use to sterilize their bottles before bottling? Whiskey.",Sweet...wonder if they give away the leftover sterilizer. +"Today, much of the World celebrates Armiciste Day. Switzerland celebrates the beginning of Carnival. Makes you think how lucky we are.","I'm really confused, isn't carnival celebrated in February ?" +Can we just appreciate how cool she looks??,Terrifyingly awesome. +Favorite calling card I love the Dream Big or Bong Rip calling cards from the quartermaster. Proves you can still have humor even when blowing heads off anything,I only have a few quartermaster calling cards: weed Hit the bong Bottle of whisky Good job IW! +Aren't all Merovingians dead at the start of the CM?,It's either custom dynasty or OP used a console. +Where is it? Ive finished the main story and have never seen it,You can't access it +WIP: project 2B2T (2Builders2TPS),"Gee thanks, really need the extra lag." +"I dunno why but even though it sounded like it came from the same mind that made sparkle crotch, I still thought the line was fantastic.","Delivery, delivery, delivery." +Only 22 percent plan to vote for someone who they think will drop a nuke. That is a terrifyingly high percentage!,"Giant Meteor didn't make the ballot, so Trump is courting its supporters with nuclear winter." +GTA's Wildest House Price Spikes: 10 Areas That Have Gone Insane,"Maybe this will eventually dissuade continued sprawl to the North, and perhaps ease the 100km-long, half-day, 3-hour commute traffic jam on the 400 each day" +What would be your reaction if Adult Theory was canon?,Hello yes I would like to rent Baby for my party what are your prices? +"Rodgers was sitting behind Brett Favre. Rivers was behind Drew Brees. Goff is behind Case Keenum. Not exactly the same situations. But even if they were, just because some guys who ended up being great players sat doesn't mean Goff is also going to be great because he is sitting...that's ridiculous. Don't get me wrong, I'm not arguing that Goff will never amount to anything, but there is a good chance he isn't much right now. Maybe he becomes great sitting on the Rams bench. (I highly doubt that, I don't know the Rams offensive coaching staff well, but I also have a hard time believing they are QB gurus). It *might* be a little concerning that's he's so raw considering that the guy taken one pick later is at a bare minimum capable of starting NFL games. Maybe the Rams were expecting that and everything is going according to plan. Maybe they were expecting more and are trying to save face by keeping him on the bench.","Fair enough, but who was Carson Palmer sitting behind as a rookie?" +"basically all the cards that might be considered racist, homophobic, etc. Cant offend anyone now, can we?",so theres 6 cards then? +Two projects on main drag could add more housing to hot neighborhoods,That melty jellyfish architectural style looks like a perfect fit for Fletcher Place! +"If you watched all 11,309 of the Cubs games played since their last World Series back-to-back it would take over three and a half years",Half that was Pedro Baez in this series. +"in the mails they say because the info its not the same as the on on my visa&bank account but when i call they say its because its been found to be linked to previously blocked accounts , but the info , ip , pc , etc i added to this account is completely new never before registered on amazon I'm 100% sure about it",Sounds like they are right and caught you anyway. +its unfair period. the person with the most votes should win. thats how voting is supposed to work.,"It is how it works, just on a state by state basis as we live in a federation of states, not a unitary state" +"We need to get a new TV Network called Clinton TV, NOW!",Well we do have the Clinton News Network +I think American Muslims had humanity before that.,"They didn't deserve it, apparently." +That actually happens all the time. Not sure why. comment score hidden is what you're talking about right?,"Yes, but only on redacted and the Hillary sub" +Of course it depends on what kind of sentinel weapon youre using. I would never go as far as get a secondary set of primed mods for my sentinel weapon but regular mods work fine enough for me and you can just leave the mods with 10 ranks at rank 8 if you wanna save endo.,"Honestly, it's the reason I originally got a second Primed Point Blank, as Sweeper Prime was generally my go-to as a Sentinel Weapon and its damage potential is decent at worst." +"I really don't know what he meant, in a lot of cases, a crappy player properly specced, itemized and with high ilvl will blow away a great player in shitty gear.",What he meant was that two players of equal skill and relative gear level should not be measured against one another for a raid spot based on how many legendaries one has over the other. +The new Vice President of the United States. folks!,But guys you gotta give them a fair chance! +* except when its your 2nd amendment rights,"Or your 13th... Oh wait, that's not quite yet." +If you read the article you'll realise that it isn't the same story.,Don't you know that nobody reads the articles and people just read the titles in TIL +Too bad the vandals didn't bother to learn that this isn't a statue of a Civil War figure; Maury was a friggin' OCEANOGRAPHER.,That's old English for slave trader +Players report to training camp in 7 days!,6 days +"They just aren't exactly who I'd think of first as being Blues Alumni, like a Pronger or Hull.",I want Mike Modano in the Centennial Classic Alumni Game +Classic Girge,They're good towers Garge. +"Yea thats what I thought too. It's up on rhino ramps right now. I only took off the overpipe and front pipe and put on the new 2.75 combo I got from Ultimate racing. Now when I try to crank it to go back off the ramps, it just stutters like the battery is dead except all electronics stay full functioning after it fails.",it is very common for a dead battery to have enough charge to power ancillary systems but not the starter +The Netherlands are shit. We need a wall between the Netherlands and Germany.,And make the dutch pay for it! +What to do If you are witnessing Islamophobic Harassment,Too bad the illustrations are haram +well then just hide out in the embassy.,Do you think the UK embassy will hold her indefinitely? +How to Hit the Best Backhand in Tennis ?,Be Safin or Nalbandian? +"He who goes to bed with itchy bum, wake up with stinky finger.",Confucius say? +Which school?,UC +Why did you block out your clan name? and gems?,Cause hes ptw and in Nova +"That's completely false. Churchill was a tactical buffoon. He was the architect of the whole failed Gallipoli campaign, and most of WWII was his strategists arguing against his total shit plans","Even if you were right, which you're not, that wouldn't make Churchill an asshole." +"According to Wikipedia, she was one of the big three blues singers of the time. Most of her songs were like that.","So, no." +We owe Trump the same amount of respect that was shown to Obama in 2008. Remember Ted Nugent saying Obama should be sucking on the end of my machine gun? Remember you lie! at his first State of the Union address? I do. That's how much respect Trump is getting from me.,But the past is the past! +"That might work for a dryer, but a washing machine will clean it anyways...",It's the thought that counts +That's so stupid. They're clearly talking about upper level Republican Catholics bastardizing the faith.,Mental Gymnastics. +The cast of Stranger Things look like they're in an Old Navy commercial,Season two PLEASE +20th Century Fox - Shitty Flute Costume,So....the costume is essentially a diorama he wears around his neck. +Lol what's cold? 60s? Dive where you can see what you want to see. Temp is a side effect,Low temp makes dives shorter. +This police dog was given retirement presents by the community on his last day on the job,Old dogs don't play that much.... +Nope it's your wife's head,#spoilers! +Simple Music,Why are you incognito +What's your favorite internet expression?,The one I use most often is probably +"You mean wrting a huge disclaimer that states you aren't trying to offend them, and apologize profusely for having a question? Yes, I haven't had good experiences with my first and only question to them.",Clearly your internalized transphobia was showing +Nothing. But we need to let this snowflake have their voice be heard!,Yeah it's fucking stupid for anyone to want to discuss regional protests or national politics with the rest of their city. +Sounds like Lamar Odom,Maybe minus the crack addiction. +The guy on the right looks like every step-dad ever.,"That's what Rowdy Roddy Piper would've looked like if he showed up to kick ass and chew gum, but still had gum left." +TIL: that law enforcement is allowed to break the law in order to catch others breaking the law. I was always under the impression that law enforcement wasn't allowed to break the law to catch a criminal. I thought it went against what law enforcement stands for.,If you ask a cop if they are a cop they have to say yes by law +What mmo did you love but the dev's eventually ruined for you?,"Blade and Soul, Rift, Archage, BDO." +"Yeah there's no way they include a minor character like that into a fight that's been building up for 2 (arguably 3) expansions. I wouldn't be surprised if they hulked Gul'dan out like in the movie, though.","It could be a helluva way to introduce a new major character, lol." +"I'm a 22/f and my 23/f demisexual girlfriend cheated on me with a guy. Been together 4 years, what do I do? So my girlfriend and I have been together for 4 years, she goes on a work night out and goes home with a male colleague, she had just met that night. She tells me they slept in the same bed and 'he kissed her' and 'she let him' but stopped before anything more happened. She has always told me she was never attracted to anyone else and says she wasn't even attracted to him. Am I meant to forgive her, trust her and just forget about it?",If you believe they only kissed then you may as well buy her a nice big present for being honest with you upfront! +If you own liu bei and didnt get kaoru from kenshin collab then vaan is a key inheritance unit.,Shantotto for ACC and onalis as well. +Some fall streetwear inspo you guys might like,WTC the denim jacket in 4? +Now I'm imagining an office space at Talon headquarters where all the vending machines eat your money and send your drinks to the shadow realm because Sombra fkd up their programming. Sombra... the drinks! - A disgruntled and thirsty Reaper,It's in the refrigerator -Sombra +"Ironically, you're not the boss of me now.","Ironically, life is unfair." +"NADotA insiders confirm EG second team: possible fear comeback, definite: ppd + Mason + Ritsu The reason for the team not forming for the Boston major has been revealed as Ravindu Ritsu Kodipilli needing to finish of his education at his public ivy school. Players thrown around to complete the confirmed 3 of ppd, Mason and Ritsu are in no particular order: mursglacius, kzz, Yawar and Fear",No Jubei? +I hope we get something from Ben on Batman day this Saturday,I wouldn't keep my hopes up too high.. +The Royal Family in their Ugly Christmas sweaters,I thought she Only had 3 corgis? +HELP ME AND I WILL LOVE YOU is there anyway to do luma fades in Final Cut Pro?,Nothing showed up by googling that? +"Yeah, whoever tries to tell you those cars are visible is a f*cking idiot. They're less visible and therefore less safe, than the white ones. Contrast is a huge thing.",As he sells his crack on the street. +What do you call a group of Gyrados? A clusterfuck.,Nah man A group of Gyrados is called death. +An idea that occured to be for the Submit buttons on this sub.,easter egg idea: if you type in eb it says exotic butters +"Hey guys, it's me, the dev :) I tried to recompile the version, but it is so much work that I am just not willing to spend so much time on it (no, it's not just a button click ;) ) without even owning a Rift. I still have my DK2 and couldn't afford getting a Rift, so my interest in getting it running on it is not soooo big ;)","Suggestion, if you aren't interested in developing the product any further, you could open source it on github or something to let other people poke around at it and get it working on CV1." +"In 2007, I was off my parents insurance and not working enough or going to grad school enough to qualify through either. I was diagnosed with thyroid cancer at 23, and thank god I had MassHealth. I was able to continue seeing my specialist at MGH and was able to keep the same PCP.",You should have just pulled yourself up from your boostraps +"Awwwww. That one bundle which had account-wide boosts was such good value, forget if it was the second or third anniversary bundle. We salty vets^^of ^^limited ^^ability ^^and ^^lousy ^^aim need these boosts for our alts!","2nd had it, 3rd was supposed to go to 1 character only but they forgot to test it before they released it so if you bought the bundle before they hotfixed it you got it." +Pure Uncut Fat Logic.,It's probably true that 95% of home treadmills turn into coat racks. +When your team tells you to switch off Mercy,P R O T E K T M E D P S S C U M +"Oh please, grow up a little. This is competitive marketing.",It's not really competitive when an alternative has had it for decades and has leagues more mods. +I've found a secret on how to climb fast.,"How does One Become Friends With The Legend Himself, Brofresco ?" +Clean up Django migrations with just one press,that's one way to get stuff 'f*cked' up really good and really fast it's not like anyone *ever* has datamigrations that shouldn't be deleted +"I have 2, my neighbor has one and a co-worker has one. None of them bark. Very odd.",Such odd +Carbine is more fun though.,what's better about it? +I've played support since I began playing and the accuracy that came along with the LMG buff for the BAR made me cry.,"It's stupid good now, I love it" +"I think you overstate how similar the needs of people in LA, NYC and Miami are to each other. These people are not a monolith, they don't have the same needs. And no one could ever win with just urban voters except in a fantasy world where they could get 90% of everyone in cities to vote for them. You'll always need lots of country people to vote for you, too.",The cities can relate to eachother yes thank you for agreeing with me. +Why are Dems so offended by kicking out ***illegal*** immigrants,They need votes! +"The Soviet Union did not exist at this point. Moreover, if we are going to compare WWII atrocities, defending Germany is not a good idea.","Why, what did the Germans do in WWII?" +The generation complaining about millennials getting participation trophies is the same generation that invented the participation trophy.,Exactly! +Perks not right or is it just me?,This is what new CODs have caused people to become.... +You should be able to request the desktop site via your browser settings. Learned this a couple weeks ago and it's been great.,"This works in yelp, but some websites aren't mobile/desktop but instead have layout break points based on screen resolution, and most phones don't report a 1024 point width for display." +There a few soy based formulas. My mom told my older sister recently that I was never breast fed. Not once. That is a weird piece of information to have.,Found Hilary's sister robot. +"warn our friends there about guys who were creepy That's...just mean. I get there are creeps out there, but there's no need to exclude some random guy from an entire dating pool just cuz he had one bad date.","I read creepy as stalking, messaging 10s of times, fake profiles, stuff like that." +Got to love this guy!,Would have been better if he said the only thing missing where those Rosa Gellar teeth +"Having been or Reddit for a while, it's very likely he was dead serious. Mostly because of ignorance though. They don't have first hand experience with the corruption in other parts of the world, so they take it for granted how good they have it here.",Yeah but here if you spit in a cops face they might mace you! +"2 possible scenarios in which a Republican might win Vermont, while also making a dig at some well known Republican hypocrites. A two for one post :)","If you read the article, it goes over how Republicans still do relatively well in gubernatorial elections in Vermont, kind of like Massachusetts in that regard, despite how liberal the state leans." +The trick to this is to wait until the ball stops rolling then get the ball from the ground.,But then the other team gets a Homerun +The drunk dolphin diver clip has been updated appropriately.,Repost... +Was Blundell breathing in morse code!!?? ... might be just a visual glitch too,I think it was just someone trying the Ragnarocks on the teleporter. +I can get you one.,Add me +Lol how can they make a 6th film with out a fifth?,They made the fifth element and never filmed elements 1 through 4 +"Circle of Test win all timers, ISK war, and Reddit Karma",All in a days work. +I drew Willow fanart last night! :D,Wow this is amazing! +Happy 2-year anniversary 1989! What's your favorite memory from the 1989 era?,Being a full-on Swiftie after having some interest in her music for quite a while. +Trivialize Mythic Helya with this one easy trick!,That doesn't prevent dps from getting a facefull of breath +White fragility? Please. If a white did what you little blacks did it would be a national uproar. This coming from the people who can't succeed without having standards lowered for them. Every other race has managed to succeed except blacks . Stop blaming whites.,It's so unfair that they can have black history month & a Black Entertainment Television network. +"Yes. Idk, sometime this month. Because it's less rent and bigger space. Because Vine is still dying. Because I can. It's to tell people that I won't be as active. Because you can be early. SCIENCE. Because the AI. HELL NAH, TO THE NAH NAH NAH! Possibly. Yes, I am the Zeach.",omg gus i found teh real zeech guys wtf zeach can i hav ur autograf plz i wont teem wif ov nymore plz +What's your favorite song from 2016?,Mene by Brand New has been a consistent favorite of mine. +don't forget the asterisk *,And my axe. +It'd be funny if you started getting speeding tickets for going 1 over the limit.,Some would say that it would be karmic justice. +You can. I was able to get into the relay at MR6 no problem.,"No, stop spreading false information please" +Matt's deletes are lightening fast.,"It's a shame it takes him 10+ years to pay attention to his own offspring, though." +My best friends dad told me when he was in high school his grandfather told him his graduation present was going to be he was gonna sign him up to go over to Vietnam ( he probably meant through the draft but he was a politician so not sure what connections he had ) . So he found out from a recruiter to see if their was any way around it and he told him that if he signed up himself while still in high school he might get lucky and be sent to a different location once he graduated . So he did and spent his service time in Japan mostly.,how lucky +wait KT fly?,no. +This child has no understanding of foreign policy. None.,"But Hillary would have started World War III, right?" +"Wow, I've never seen or heard of this before. Now I'm absolutely shocked and could only guess what kind of human trash poser you have to be to want something like that. Also the stereotype of the iPhone being the most luxurious phone is so retarded, there are many Android phones that cost as much as the iPhone or more.",There are android phones that are cheaper than an Iphone and are better. +Thank you. The one useful person here.,If you want help from people don't be a dick. +"RoLo/Mirotic/2 1sts. Get a cheaper Center who's good defensively on a 3 year contract. Get a developing asset I know the Kings were interested in, get 2 1sts. Maybe even add Denzel Valentine in.",Mirotic is 25 and hasn't really shown any development. +"The problem is that the united states are, I think, the only country coming close to actual free speech. What we as european countries should do is demand political reform. We don't have free speech. Whenever you can sue someone for hurting religious feelings, for insulting someone, and yes, you feelgood liberal polititards, even for disputing the existence of the holocaust, its victim numbers, for the showing of a hammer and sickle or a swastika, for insulting a politician, the police, a foreign nation or flag, for selling video games not rated by a national rating institution, for importing unrated movies, for inciting racial/religious/popular anythings, you don't have free speech.","Yeah, maybe we should have no laws at all, because then we'd be even more free!" +MY BABY!,You made me sad... +Such sensitive Donald lovers. Enjoy your crappy healthcare!,No you brought up politics into a discussion where it doesn't belong so you can feel good about yourself +"I awoke in a sweat. The messy sheets indicated to me that I had tossed and turned all night. It was light outside, or it was supposed to be. I looked at the clock: 7 AM. I sat up and searched for my slippers. A cold, bony hand grasped my left foot and pulled me into the sudden abyss. Every cell of my body jolted awake in fear. They had finally gotten me. As I fell I looked up at my disappearing wife, my hungry cat, and thought of my children tucked away in their beds. I looked at my house that was built entirely of diamonds. I'd had a good run, I thought. Are you ready to work for me? The devil roared. I accepted my fate and picked up a flaming pitchfork. Sure thing, boss, what we cooking today? Some Chinese, he said. I stoked the fire and readied my wok. Unlimited Chinese food, I thought. This can't be such a bad afterlife.","Nice, that would probably be the best way it could turn out!" +What do you think about men who try to seduce married women?,"Bad if he knows they are married, but the woman's fault is she keeps up with it." +Notice of Oral Argument for Brendan's case,Tx M. Great find! +"Or create Blind Pick ala LoL, if someone drops out, you just requeue with whoever is left. I find it always hilarious (and sad) that companies try to reinvent wheel. If something works, use it.","This is really awesome, but I doubt the starcraft engine will allow you do that." +:o,can you try and reduce the audio static next time +Got my first rack today!,*nice rack* +New Gridiron Club reward 10k with the caption thanks for sticking with us during the AH outage,"I also got an Elite Player Reward Pack, pulled an AP." +You need to accumulate 25000 points by doing the quizzes and also complete the 23+ trainings required for this holiday deal,"OH okay cool, thanks!" +"Hi, offended. I'm dad.",Go back to sleep dad +I made purple kief,"Barney powder, man." diff --git a/chunk24.csv b/chunk24.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..8ebf746dd62190db3f6db8865991050bb8209735 --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk24.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1667 @@ +Input,Output +Coach we know you don't actually aim your gun and just hold it down until you have to reload,customizable hipfire reticles plz +That sounds like something a 40 year old would say.,I can neither confirm nor deny this allegation without the express written permission from the Secretary. +"Yes, the only thing I disagree with is that gym is just gym and good health. In reality gym is more than just gym. I, and many others, do it to look better - which extends the usual meaning of grooming.",I think we will disagree on that one. +Alaina Dawson,BangBros - Alaina Dawson - Gets Twisted Up With A Big Cock is the name of the video +"Yes, no, YES, yes, no, yes, no, YES, YES, NOOOOO (A Reinhardt journey)","You know you are on r/overwatch when there is always atleast one post on the frontpage with yes YES, no, no, NOOOO, yes, no, yes, Y-NOOOO as title." +Only thing I have confirmed trying to get a 400 gauntlet is that Bungo knows what item you need and turns down the drop rate of it to near 0.,"Paradox and Truth, why do you evade me so?" +"Make up a headcanon for your flair. Exactly what it says on the tin. If you don't have a flair, make up a headcanon for your favorite Fire Emblem character. My headcanon: Niles is 69 inches tall.",Shanam can use Astra +No way. You guys just ate a dog,You Monsters! +Fire Emblem 8 PMU Have not played this game in a long time. Pick my units and the advanced class. Also pick my route to take.,SM Marisa +Just the liberal ones.,Keep in mind many liberals voted for Trump. +Venezuela floods shops with unaffordable goods ahead of Christmas,"Maduro will just give everyone a big fat raise, so it's all good." +This pain is just too real. THERE'S JUST TOO MUCH THAT TIME CANNOT ERASE!!!,Wait that's not the right song. +"I think I've heard it in other places, but either way it's pretty awesome. One thing Rogers Arena does is play the Halo theme before the second period, it's not on broadcast though, but it's a really cool touch. Love to hear Matt Smith's theme during games too, it's so good",Matt Smith is the EK65 of nu-who +"The activation sound still strikes fear into my heart. It sounds like shit in Halo 5, though.",Tchsshhh +The antichrist?,No that's Bill Clinton +3 monitor surround?,The resolution would imply 3x 1080p screens in landscape. +"Hey, before we send him away, should we ask him how to communicate with the Va- [activation pad] -...damn.","Great, he still had the keys to my car." +He hasn't even taken office yet. Are you people going to be rolling around on the ground kicking and screaming for the 4 years because you didn't get your way?,"You mean like obstructing Obama for 8 years, or maybe shutting down the Government like Cruz did, just because the GOP wasn't getting its way?" +PSA: Ku bola lore challenge Seems as if his 3 bola augment when used all on the same battleborn will count towards the 3 battleborn hit with bola snare at once. I got the challenge done in 3 PVP games! have fun,Drives 90 in the rain to get home and grind this out before it can be patched. +"March For Unification! The EAUUP with and estimated 53% support in Kenya has begun to march across Kenya spreading propaganda for more and more to unite East Africa for once and for all. Members of the EAUUP all march all across major parts of Kenya including Nairobi, Mombasa, and other towns. They are to show the people of Kenya what the EAU has done for the struggling nation of Somalia and turned the people into a success, and how the people of Kenya will be Better off united with the EAU this will take 3 months",How did you get the 53% number? +"Why is it fine that fallout or elder scrolls can be buggy af but when another game from Bethesda is, it's garbage?","Because this was only published by them, not made, so it's not 'blessed' by their holiness." +Which is why they don't do that.,Trump won anything's possible now. +Yeah they lost me with this. So are they doing a diverging parallel universe timeline or something? And then you throw in old man logan in the current timeline as well.... what is going on?,It's almost as crazy as Cable the baby who was sent to the future to come back as an old man to lecture his younger father +Getting far too offended when people insult Her Royal Highness,It's your fault for giving your wife the title - everyone else calls her bungee knickers! +"They looked like they were going quite fast to me, especially when you combine their speeds...",They go much faster than this and smash heads togeather all the time. +Care to share some of your favorite mouse only games? I did a search and most of these posts are over a year old. Sorry if this is inappropriate. I have tendonitis in my left hand and I can only use my mouse at the moment. I've been playing Civ 6 and have really been enjoying it. I would appreciate some insight into some other great mouse only games! Thanks,Tharsis +Luke Russert predicts Democratic Party's Leadership Crisis in 2012,So glad Hillary used her convention to showcase new talent like Obama had the opportunity in 2004. +Dragon Mace - Dragon paladin weapon,3 mana spirit claws? +10Lac including backup money.,What will I have to pay if I need a franchise of your Joint with a trained chef? +"The Wall Street Journal has done a good job, in my opinion, but you have to pay for a subscription.",WSJ is pretty unbiased I think +me irl,A E S T H E T I C +"With the way Juve has been playing, Serie A should in no way be taken for granted","Oh, but I thought we didn't care about Serie A anymore, right?" +Ditch the south. Let the great republic of Texas become your new - but separate ally. Let utah and thise crazy mormon states form their own country... They'll die out in a couple hundred years and rejoin.,"Yeah, let's just split the country between the cities and stupid red rural states and see how long the cities last without food." +brisbane Christmas Any ideas where to go for breakfast xmas morning? I live on the south side so this side of brisbane or in the CBD for places would be great.,Somewhere with a/c +"Dear Santa, For christmas this year, the only gift I want is for Trump and Pence to get impeached as quickly as possible. However if Trump falls into a deep hole playing golf and we never see him again that would be preferable too. All the best Sir_miraculous","Well, if he continues to treat climate change as if it were just a chinese hoax, santa might be able to grant your wish." +"LPT: Buy a UPS, blow your neighbor's mind.",What if the power went out at the ISP? +This shit is nothing more than the coddled millenial generation being told no for once.,"Well, that's the reason why I'm getting that AR-10 soon... Source: am millennial" +Closed Beta weekend: Nov. 17!!,Will they unlock fps for this one? +Not to sign anti-LGBT legislation? Not try to overturn the gay marriage ruling?,Man you're asking a lot! +2014,Amagi Brilliant Park +Feel better?,Better. +No time to add new security features in notes says official,Does this mean no NGC chip? +Salmon Swimming Across the Road,I guess they are migrating after the election was done +Even vehicles?,Not vehicles +"I have to admit, Brendan Rodgers has an eye for talent",And beautiful bhoys +Is that seriously how you think someone should dress to show they aren't homeless? I hope thats a fucking joke lol.,"I'll never be caught dead wearing Sperry's, a polo, and khakis." +Fog lights look too big. I'm guessing 2016.,"Yup, def not the facelift." +Whats wrong with falling in love with a pigeon?,You get talking birds.. Like big bird... +'Do I concede or end turn... what deck am i playing? What deck might they have? You ever wonder why we're here?',Where we going ? +Khizr Khan: President-Elect Trump Still Must Earn Respect,I hear a gnat buzzing around thinking it is important +Dude judging by your name you manufacture? What state do you supply to?,He said they're based out of northern California. +INTJs in politics Either they secretly control the government or the government wants them dead. There's no in between.,"There is a myth that Arnold Swartzenegger is INTJ, but he's not." +"Yep, and not all of them will follow their states. Some are refusing to give their electoral vote to Trump.",That is what will tear this country apart +As neutral white cis male who benefits greatly from the patriarchy I am happy to see the feminists display hypocrisy. Imagine seriously a feminist movement that advocated for both the rights of men and women...WOW!!!!,"They use free speech to protest someone elses free speech lol, then they have the Soviet insignia which is not only anti-free speech but anti-gay." +"Depends on who the Dems run, and if the party can unfuck itself. Incumbents have an enormous advantage. If the Dems run some standard-issue pro-corporate asshat like Schumer or Cuomo its a toss-up. If they run someone that energizes young progressives like Sanders did, then yes Pence will get worked over hard.","Well... I mean, it is obviously Tim Kaine's turn" +Lets be honest no one played that champion in the first place so he isn't much further off then he was before lol.,100% sure that he had few times larger playerbase than he does now. +Realizing that most Trump supporters voted on economic grounds,"But all Trump supporters are sexist, racist pigs that want to resurrect Hitler to run the US!" +"Right. Save some money by having a program ask a question, unmute the mic for the person and then mute it again after 2 minutes ask the other candidate a question unmute mic...rinse repeat until it is over.",They should do am episode of black mirror with this premise +Afghanistan: Explosion hits US airbase in Bagram,"This is just going to keep getting worse, isn't it?" +"Was about to order my new cock ring, when this happened.",The joys of living in a small conservative regional town. +Iggy & Giddeon I have the hardest time against with her.,"Iggy I agree, but I usually farm Gideons like minions once her ult is up." +What fetish are you ashamed or embarrassed to admit you enjoy? Why?,Watching women squirting. +How do I get in the chat?,click the link and create an account! +From the outside I find it funny. Sanders is pretty much a center left candidate in any other western country and Clinton would be a right wing conservative. But with the USs right leaning skew it makes even Clinton look left leaning.,Hey now she's a progressive that gets things done! +"Bill Mitchell on Twitter: So, if Hillary is winning, why the FAKE assault accusations? Why the FAKE polls? Why is EVERYTHING with Hillary FAKE if she is winning?","As the late great Abraham Lincoln once said, Fake it til you make it" +But you can't charge if you have the earbuds connected to the phone.,They'll make a case where you can attach a string to the Airpods +"David Blaine magic act progressively gets crazier and crazier, ends very unexpectedly.",Comes a long way from doing videos on youtube +"So he won't see many more fantasy points than what he's getting. Which, in my league (8 man, standard), is negligible.",Droppable in a smaller league with no ppr +Honoring a fallen soldier and former nfl player two days after Veteran's Day gets you fined in shitdell's nfl,The NFL is just disappointed AB would honor veterans for free +Trump says considering seeking Bill Clinton's advice,OMG the next president is taking advice from a rapist/murderer/racist +explosive arrows damage = baby fart,You clearly haven't used explosive tips recently. +Yours doesn't though,Haha you must be very bright +"I feel that about Faletau. Please Welsh fans, don't hurt me.",Add AWJ to the list as well +Obama Claims Electoral System Rigged in Favor of Republicans,"One more time for the slow kids: the popular vote is irrelevant, we're a federation of **states**." +"Submissions Thread For Our First-Ever FAN-WRITTEN Episode! Hey guys, so I've wanted to do a fan-written episode for a while now, since I frequently read comments from our fans that are as clever and interesting as anything we might write ourselves. So Mr. Regular and I have decided that the finale for this season will be that fan-written episode. It's coming in just three weeks, so we're opening up this thread for official joke submissions. The car for the fan-written episode will be... **A 2007 Aston Martin V8 Vantage Manual Transmission** Submit your best lines, jokes, and analysis right here! Also, add the name you'd like to be credited with in parentheses (otherwise, we'll just use your reddit username). You'll have until 12:00 PM ET on **Thursday, December 15th**. After the deadline, Mr. Regular and I will sift through the jokes and pick our favorite ones. **COMMENCE WORLD WAR BROWN**","Cheers love, the calvary's here!" +Oooo - what are some examples of non-placental mammals? Platypuses?,"Many marsupials, namely kangaroos who use a pouch instead of a placenta." +are ypu talking about the mod Additional mission type? i think they add a special type of retaliation mission where you dont have to save civs.,"yeah, there's the seige missions, but I had a retaliation spawned where I automatically failed because it spawned as a civ rescue-type mission but didn't spawn any civs." +"Tell yourself whatever makes you feel good, but if you are being judged, that means people actually give a fuck about you to take their time and judge. As you get older, you become more of a ghost and don't register on people's radar. The complete opposite of the original quote is the actual reality.",And I'm supposed to care about your opinion because...? +"The electoral college for the presidency, gerrymandering for congress, outright stealing a Supreme Court nomination from one president and giving it to another, disenfranchisement at the state level, the potential for national disenfranchisement under a unitary federal majority, US constitutional amendments unopposed, and the general threat to the ability of the majority of the people to effect change through the democratic system. American democracy is one minute from death.",Blessed be our New Founding Fathers +"I hate Trump as much as the next Trump-hater, but this is America and people shouldn't have to worry about their property like this. If it was Trump supporters doing this people would lose their fucking minds.","Yes, property is the only important value, trumpingall other concerns" +You can still use it as a wallpaper even though it's 4k.,"Yeah, but it crops out the sides, giving me a shittier picture" +MRW i read Chelsea Clinton is being groomed to run for Congress,Chelsea 2020 +Oh shit i cashed out more than your whole inv I dont know prices because I have less keys than you atm. I sold this for a littke under 300 keys only difference is that it was a red tip. Learn your prices before you shark him.,There is a max redttip with 0.01fv for 240Keys on sale.. so a 0.06 with small blue tip is for sure not worth more than 180-190 keys mr pro trader :) +Can Obama dodge bullets?,He simply does not need to +DARN KIDS AND THEIR ANIMEYS,"Lucky grandma, getting to marry a hot cat-boy!" +"Counter-Strike: Global Offensive is a finalist for the Just 5 More Minutes Award in the Steam Awards, voting begins December 25th at 10 AM PST/12 PM CST/1800 UTC",Starbound wins this in my book I swear I play an extra 3 hours before stopping +Ever seen the movie Network?,Na but I'll check it out if it's good +holy balls i'm an idiot,"Nah, this shit is hard." +What is your favourite card game?,Caravan +"Why should Wikileaks be held accountable for publishing the truth? The DNC was up to no good and instead of admitting it was their fault they are blaming it on anyone else. The leaks were unfortunate for them, and probably did help the Republicans, but if that information is factual than we should not get mad about it.",Wikileaks will not be held accountable for a damn thing... I'm sure all these people who were riveted by Clinton's emails were equally outraged and riveted by Chelsea Manning's disclosures and the exceptional treatment she's received since arrest. +heavy ballista question does it now require the completion of MM2? I can't remember if they polled it or not. Help me out here,You might as well buy a light ballista now if you don't want to do mm2 as the light ballista will be given around the stats of the current heavy ballista and the heavy will have a mm2 requirement to use +Not sure if this is racist,No because they have privilege +There will be no World War III.,Radical Islam must be defeated one way or another. +Popped another shot off after. I assumed he missed with the first headshot,Not unreasonable to think when it comes to ISIS. +"Yes, you can't be raced.",Stick some bars to his shoulders and I'm sure he can. +"Daily Discussion Thread: 11/12/2016 Feel free to post things in the Daily Discussion Thread that don't warrant a subreddit-level discussion. Although most of our posting rules will be relaxed here, you should still consider your audience when posting. Most importantly, show respect to your fellow redditors. General redditiquette always applies.",Just overheard at the gym: I'm trying to grow bigger lats so I can fly away out of this country +SAY NO TO SKINS AND DANCES!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!,Tom Clancy would be so proud. +You clearly don't know how obsessed Germans are with quality meat.,They're the wurst! +Same. Had to buy our own Toaster and Microwave. As a flat (10 of us) it turned out to be pretty cheap. Somehow they made it all the way through the year without breaking or having someone put something in them that they shouldn't while drunk,"I'm the first one here, my other flat mates move in next week, so will sort out stuff like that when they get here" +Maybe but EA don't often give out TOTW cards to the losing team,I thought it was hero cards. +You ever tried doing a pinpoint turn midair with a giant railgun messing with your center of mass? Dodge to the left and Vikavolt has to nearly stop to turn around. Head canon.,"I mean, Electrode is literally just a big ball and it's one of the fastest Pokemon out there." +What is the best way to start a college essay?,Once upon a time... +Funny but I think that if Romney was President and pushed the ACA it would be hailed by Republicans as the greatest achievement ever,I think so too +Beware of false flags...I hope they take these people out. What are the odds they will say they are trump supporters?,Trump supporters are the new isis +"You can talk to him whenever and yes, he will only give you one. But if you have none in your bag he'll give you 1 more",How many does he give you in the UBs mission? +"He would, but he doesn't believe in premarital sex.",For men it's okay but for women... those sluts have to be punished +"Why do I get the feeling we'll see a similar spike after the US election, regardless of who wins?",Pattern recognition. +It looks great so far. Only thing that worries me is that they said we will get the familiar three lane maps AGAIN. I want more map variety.,They do say only some 3 lane maps. +So much for keeping the game exactly how it was.,If that's what you want go play CoD4 on last gen. +Have sensitivity settings changed from previous games? I haven't had time to play the BF1 beta yet so I need Reddit's help! Are the sensitivity settings the same in BF1? I mean can I just copy my settings from other Battlefield games (or maybe Battlefront)?,"It's the same on pc at least, I just copied my profile from Bf4 and all my sensitivities and keybindings are perfect." +"Isn't trans unmoored from the binary of female and male as a facet of identity? If Meyer agrees, which he seems to about otherkin being that, it means he is living unmoored himself, as a man wanting to be a woman, so has no claim to woman spaces, or anything else to do with females regardless of whether or not he passes.",Unmoored or unhinged? +But sex is a naughty word!,Especially in Texas! +What's your beginner mistake? I had a friend who just started playing; he rushes phage on ryze... better than me still - i remember when i started i thought pots were a waste of money because you can get regen from the base for free instead.. what did you do when first playing league?,I kept buying the same kind of boots multiple times per game to make me super quick haha +TRUMP IS BAD FOR AMERICA,Yeah but white ppl have been oppressing us forever now it's our turn +"Politifact is a biassed af website. Just go through their fact checking. If trump is a digit off in a claim, it's pants on fire. If Clinton is 99% bullshit, they list it as mostly true.",Everything that doesn't paint Trump as perfect is biassed af. +This really hits home,Fit people literally don't exist. +2014 - 2016 Comparison,From vision to reality This is beautiful +"Bonus: I noticed that the bring bags tip applies to Target now, too, since they will apply a five-cent discount per reusable bag you use at checkout.",Somehow I am more ok with this than otherway around. +The San Diego Starterpack,"From San Diego, can confirm." +BREAKING: Key Hillary Witness DIES in Car EXPLOSION!!!,this is a hoax site +my guild leader found something hilarious!,This is new...I've never seen this before... +CBS Boston reporter wishes death on Trump. Tolerant left!,Feminism is cancer #CalmMeDownIn3words +"Bands with Bass/Baritone singers? Pretty straightforward. Most bands in this type of music Ive heard/listen to are tenors or higher. Im a baritone so when I practice vocals Im only training my mixed voice. Im just looking for some bands who's singers have actually low voice FFDP has a similar range to what Im looking for, but I dont like their music. Thanks in advance :)",Any given day +"Actually, I think it may be Juggernaut because that gives you more health. So it must stop the UAVs or something like that.",This guy is on to something +So what's going to happen when the NFL has 5 jobs open and a couple big name coaches move up? It's interesting to think about. Some giant P5 school could be scrambling in the weeds after all these AAC coaches are gone.,Sumlin and Kelly's name always comes up when NFL jobs open up. +Amen. That would be much more appropriate.,But it erases minorities! +That's fucking retarded. There's male and female,wouldn't you be referring to sex? +"Non-native English speakers, comment your language below; learners of that language, ask them anything! You can also comment a language you are fluent (C1-C2) in.",Uzbek. +New WT Summon Banner,oh man oh jeez oh boy the WT is finally coming it would be nice if they gave us another Bulma's Battle Prep event as well +Politico's really got this backwards. We're hoping that Bernie can help rally people to the cause of fighting *against* the empire.,"Yes, Sanders and his supporters can be more accurately compared to the Rebel Alliance." +Seal Beach probably has closer ties to Long Beach in LA County than the rest of Orange County.,"Yup, Belmont Shore 2.0." +Maybe I'll roll once.,Proceeds to roll 10 more times +"There are 2 and they happen at 10 turns I. And 15 turns in. In the industrial district at 10 turns in, you can pick a tool. In the civic center at 10 turns in, you can take a brief case, bribe a clerk (5000) or knock over a column. Certain actions allow new adventure. Knocking over a column can cause judge fudge to appear. At 25 turns in the industrial district has a seedy bar or factory adventure. The factory gives chocolate spare parts. I'm choosing to do all my turns in the rail yard tonight. See if I can use this chocolate screwdriver there since its a quest item.",There's also an option at the non combat at the Factory to spend 10k sprinkles to get a tattoo. +is this halo?,I believe it's Destiny but I'm not sure. +You should listen to the first episode of NPRs Invisibilia. It goes deep into this and it was very comforting for me! Let me know if you need a link!,Invisibilia is the shit! +What are you banned from and why?,"If possible, I'd like to be banned from seeing posts about this." +"I think that is Frances first war, I think those extra British provinces are from Provence. And the mountains could either be a mapmod or a recent update (haven't played since mare nostra) (look at alps, same thing)","The beta is supposed to have mountain wasteland or something, but the picture for that are from Morocco which looks normal here." +Chris Matthews utterly destroys Rachel Maddow on Hillary Clinton,Why is this little boy allowed at the adult's table? +"It got shutdown no? I haven't checked it in awhile but sometime during the final Clarkson, Hammond, May season, the torrents were taken down.","I remember watching top gear on final gear before I had netflix, and then about a week ago I looked for the episodes on final gear but they weren't there :/" +Bitch Hillary got fucked harder than my grandma from fake nigerian medicaid,"If she's responsible for creating you, she deserved it." +This is how you get pregnant teens,"No no, if you don't tell them about sex they won't realize they can do it!" +What did the unlock do ?,Turn the 4GB model into the 8GB model. +Sickening. That $ could of gone to way better purposes.,"You're right, cancer treatment is such a bullshit thing to be donating money to." +Where's Hillary? Another day off... She must to be exhausted from dodging so many questions last night.,She's out campaigning and wining the election. +"Big Brother Over the Top - Wednesday Night Live Event Discussion - October 19 2016 On the live feeds tonight, beginning at 10p EDT/7p PDT, we will have a one hour recap of the past week. At 11p EDT/10p PDT, We will have a live eviction. If it's anything like last week, it will be very productionless and the HG will fill in for most of Julie's usual role. Starting at midnight/ 9pPDT, an HOH competition will be played. During the eviction, your best bet is to watch the Quad View. Who will be evicted? How will the votes fall? What awkward moment will we get from the live eviction? How about the weird 30 min of nothing after that and before HOH? Who will be crowned? Discuss all that and whatever else below.",Danielle is piecing it together rn. +"Bro, you really can't forget to censor personal information.","He yung, but he no wat 420 iz That hurt to type" +Why did they start running away from the direction of the cars they just stopped? Who were they showing their signs to?,Wild guess.. But there was probably a lead car that stopped ahead to take a frontal picture of the backed up cars behind them. +What player that is thought of to be good had a surprisingly bad year? The 50 save streak kind of masked the fact that Familia had a good but not great year as a closer.,"Felix Hernandez, but he was injured for at least part of it." +Totally agree. Trump was the catalyst. The anger comes from 30 years of neglecting the working and middle classes in favor of corporations and special interests.,Republicans will help fix that! +There's a luxury community planned for Texas that will have underground bunkers,So your telling us the condos will have basements ....... wow how revolutionary +"I hate Trump and all his supporters I feel like I'm watching people vote for Hitler. His rhetoric about minority groups is horrific. He knows nothing about the economy. He'd start a war because another nation taunted us. He's said he'd kill children for being the brother or son of a terrorist. People who support his candidacy, even if they don't support surveillance on Muslim-Americans or building a wall or starting a war or leaving NATO, are still supporting the man who wants to do all those things. They still want to put him in power. And I find it so morally repugnant that I can't believe there are people who are okay with this. People are literally voting to murder children. I don't care if your reason is you want to keep the supreme court. I don't care if your issue is guns or if trade deals have hurt you and your family. I don't care what your reason is. There's literally no morally defensible way to vote for Trump. Supporting a racist is supporting a racist. And I don't care if you don't think Trump's a racist because if you don't already then you're not going to change your mind. And I won't even mention that he's going to put conservatives on the supreme court who'll try to reverse Ogberfell and ensure that minority groups can be shit on for the next 20 years. If you support Trump then fuck you. There's nothing more to it. You're a bad person, and I hope that you realize what supporting him means. Because you do have a voice, you do have a vote, and you should really realize that there are consequences to your actions. Voting for him makes you morally culpable for the horrible shit that he'll inevitable do. You can't pretend that he didn't say he wouldn't do horrific shit because he's said, multiple times, that he'd go out and kill children and start wars.","The only reason i would ever support trump is because of gun rights, which are eroding in CA" +mirror?,on the wall? +Abbey Road Rage,Abut as funny as a modern-day newspaper comic gets. +"Reddit, if you were on death row, what would your last meal request be?","Steak tartare, Mac and cheese, and a mussaman curry." +I was going guffaw about this. But it does look rather Euro.,Isn't that the whole point of Canada aside from the healthcare and me helping you build a wall to keep my Trump-supporting aunt from ruining it? +Rumor is gingers can't see themselves in mirrors for this very reason. Explains their general unkempt nature.,"As a ginger, I can not confirm nor deny such allegations." +SJWS GET OUT!,"I've had to unsub from the Canada-related subreddits, I don't know what the fuck happened in the past few years but the anti-sjw rhetoric over there is getting to insane levels." +Happy birthday Soulero!,Happy birthday! +Most gangsta cat in the hood!,Mah Tigga +ITT every blue state because they didn't win this election It's like the millennial's I'm running away threat,"I recall Texas and others wanting to secede after Obama's election, so it's not like it is limited to one side." +Marcos was Actually Generous Marcos was so generous he actually left me with something I'm looking forward to work hard for. Our national debt.,He taught me that I could steal and murder (as a public official) and may get away with all of it. +Two Baton Rouge Police Cruisers Totaled After Crashing Into Each Other,"Dear Chief, I hardly know where to begin..." +"thats not him, thats the drivatar",Thanks! +'More than 80 MPs' plot to stage Parliamentary vote calling for second Brexit referendum,"Nice try, but what can 80 out 650 MPs accomplish?" +Detonator Jumper voxel,"Does anyone notice how whenever this sub comes up with a new shitpost, it revives all the other dead shitposts in an orgy-like mashup?" +Ramsey is a fraud,Yeah - he only *pretends* to be a footballer +I feel like I'm the only one here that grew up without an Xbox.,I always had playstations if that's what you mean +Looks reasonable other than Wisconsin over Louisville?,Just commenting because roll lynx +"No, today there are just too many automatic first down penalties called and regular punters are so much better than ever before.",Can we go one thread without bitching about the refs? +any active clans? I'd love to find a good group to frequent with,I think with trump active Klans are going to be much more active +Linguine Carbonara,I think u mean spaghetti. +Someone give these guys a gold,"Why don't you, bitch?" +"Oouuuuu, Kill em. The Cheers from the audience was amazing...and the moderatators stop it. However when they did the same for Hillary because of her Michelle quote they didn't tell the audience to stop. Any insight on why this happen?",It's hard to quiet a laugh track . +I'm voting for ______!,I'm voting! +Princess and sparky,"*Yeah, because everyone has a spare Sparky and Princess just lying around*" +F*** THE PAY TO WIN,*Yeah fuck the people that support the developers* +How often does the mere act of experiencing consciousness blow your mind?,Every time I have a internal power struggle on whether or not free will even exists. +"No, that would be gentle and delicate compared to how animals are butchered.",Lmao please its a lot easier to slaughter a cow then a whale and if not you Americans are doing something seriously wrong never seen a cow not die instantly in slaughter houses where I live. +"Since Duterte became a president he can tap all the intelligence agency and manpower he needs. Like NBI,PNP,PDEA,ARMY and everything goes on.",He can also tap the NPA too! +Pro-Gun senator that tweeted a journalist that its now open-season on here for using said photo.,What the fuck does him being pro-gun have to do with it? +Died 1 kill off the NUKE.. FML,"Hey, I'm in the middle of a gunfight one kill off my De-Atomizer, this is a good time to call my Warden in Something like that would never happen to me" +yeah its the same with me. I have just over 100 eagles but not enough to buy anything beyond some crew xp or lions but Gaijin have been giving me discount vouchers quite a bit but they always are higher then the amount I have so its poking me to spend more money to get the discount. I really do suspect its intentional.,I bought a bush with the golden eagles I got from that Gaijoob phone ad app. +ASG Dan Wesson 715 CO2 Revolver,I wouldn't mind using a gun that holds 6 BBs at a time if it looked this badass. +Thanks for letting America know this four days after the election.,What a true hero she is +"Why are you being downvoted? You're being sarcastic in your comment, aren't you?",I guess people didn't get the sarcasm without the +Fun Fact: He has a prosthetic leg. Found that out when he randomly turned up on a P90x video I was watching. Then put me to shame as he did all the exercises with a prosthetic on and I had quit 4 minutes in.,It would really tie the story together if we could all see this P90X video. +"I don't think it's that much of a Stealth thing, more just Hyperdriver, Out of the Ashes and Apocalypse. And you probably don't want to play Stealth with Apocalypse.",What about with my main man Aesop? +"Thank you for that, here I was fearing I missed it but I thank you for clarifying.","No problem, it sort of all flew over my head on my first viewing too, I only know this stuff because I re-watched the movie and also spent a lot of time hearing about other people's interpretations on youtube etc." +I wish that was intentional.,It *could* be. +What show is this?,"Black Mirror, season 3" +How about if i could get the guy to go Fuller and Landry for Evans?,I'd be more comfortable doing that than losing that RB depth. +"Fwd: Fw: New USA MAP From my grandma who is aggressively liberal, but hates Muslims.",At least your grandma isn't a part of the *regressive left*! +"Is it an INTP thing to like a video or song and then rewatch/listen to it, and nearly only it, dozens of times that week?",Lots of people do it. +"They're my favourite too, really like the harp. On the other hand they might have put in a bit more effort on the variety front, that's where France & Italy shine.",Especially since there's so many cool traditional irish stuff to choose from. +They can just go to the next house and do the same thing... You can get them sometimes but it is incredibly timewasting.,"Indeed, survivors shouldn't be able to waste my time." +"Pronger is from Northwestern Ontario near the Manitoban border, so he sounds like those guys. Southern Ontarians (like people who live near Niagara or the farming areas in Perth or Huron counties, sound like people from Ohio.",Oh ya Okey donchaknou +How exactly is it the result of a blend of more than 45 languages? Wikipedia and Ethnologue just list it as a Southwest Iranian language.,Yeah it seems like a badlinguistics description but it was still an interesting article nonetheless +H1Z1 GIVING PEOPLE GUNS AND AMMO (SOCIAL EXPERIMENT),This was some next level shit dude keep it up +"Windows 10 on Macbook Pro for School Hi, I am an engineering student and I have Windows 8.1 installed on my Macbook Pro with Bootcamp. Is the Macbook compatible with windows 10? Should I be running the Windows auto update? Thanks for any advice.",You can always just run a virtual machine for Windows on OSX. +Switch pixel art!,Dang I didn't think the MHz and GPU was this bad smh +"Sound's like a loser, but dating or getting laid in India is difficult than going to the Moon. I am a~~n average looking~~ guy. I have a good sense of humor too, at least I think so, but trust me this post is not just about getting laid, it's about making female friends or dating too. Dating is nothing like you see in TV series or Hollywood films. ** You can't ask a girl out simply, it will freak her out and people would think you are some kind of stalker.** And I warn you about this, **Don't ever try a bollywood trick, it's a trap too get a creep label on your forehead forever. Only Shahrukh can get laid through his Kal ho na ho, and Dilwale Dulhaniya le Jayenge, we can't.** I tried my hands on tinder too, I don't know why girls are on Tinder too, if they don't want to reply. Finding a sensible girl, you can fall for is too easy, but approaching her is fucking difficult than asking for a extra ketchup at McDonalds. Can someone guide me, someone who is pro.","If you can get rich, things will get really easy." +Google's Allo is being rolled out in India first. This is the first time I have seen a prominent app released in India first. Aaannnnnd it has Aadarsh Baalak Stickers!!!,Obviously they have to capture the market from Whatsapp. +"...but catbackpack saw a movie this one time and didn't bother to do any additional research and you're absolutely ruining their well informed opinion about a topic that they've invested a whole two hours in understanding. But seriously, I live in San Diego, and if Seaworld wasn't out there helping the local marine life, a lot of them would be screwed. There's some genuinely heart warming stories out there...their team has done a lot of good.",How am I supposed to maintain my social justice rage in the face of your valid pints? +"Go check out IWDominate's Channel on Twitch or Youtube and you can see how a ex-semi-pro deal with his own toxicity. He has multiple accounts in challenger and Masters. (And like countless ones in Diamonds cause he's gotta crush noobs(Compared to him) to feel good about himself) Basically he talks trash to the computer screen, and type encouraging words in chat, and your teammates can't really see whether he's being sarcastic or not.","Yeah, now that his stream isn't D2 friendly anymore OP should be able to learn something from it." +There are no ugly doors in Morocco,"There are, Believe me..." +Why though? Just for cars that don't have an auxiliary port or tape deck? Or is there some other use for it I'm not thinking of?,Its mostly for people that have older cars without aux/usb input and their cd player is not mp3 compatible. +"Followed three supports around for literally 4 min as a tank hunter spamming i need ammo, hitting them, blocking their shots, jumping in front of them etc. and not one dropped ammo, till I got shot and in the kill cam I see one put down a box. Fuck u people",This ammo's got your name NOT on it! +"because the cia infiltrates and influences the media, the people and therefore Canadians who get a lot of their news from the us. And the narrative of 'fake news' has come to the forefront. And why do you call it crap?",Guess I'll never be woke. +Am I though? Where is the line? What are good numbers and what are bad?,A good number starts with 4 and ends in 20. +Why the fuck are we taking them?,Because we want to be like Europe. +tbh post-left puts out some pretty good literature.,For example Bob Black's Feminism is Fascism essay +Wow. The brain on that guy for teabagging while losing so badly. Go Team Scorch btw.,"Let me guess, you think teabagging while winning is somehow better?" +"Nice to see that the Soros money is actually driving the economy. Vote Hillary, comrade!",Of course comrade. +"The key is not to think of people as primarily falling into one of two camps. More accurately, people fall along a spectrum from far-left to far-right, and the two parties are intentionally set up so that the dividing line between them falls close to the 50^(th) percentile. Imagine if it were otherwise. Say there were 75% of people voting for the Republican and 25% voting for the Democrat. If the Democrats want to win elections, and they do, they'll move to the right to be more appealing to the most moderate third of the Republican voters.",You're just a shill for the two party duopoly! +but u/Extension180 SAID it was going to happen. Shocked I tell you. Shocked.,and i thought he was the next Nostradamus +23 Brazilian teams are coming to FIFA17!,Yay for more crappy ass gold cards to fill packs +"If you're not being a blatant asshole about it, like texting or snapchatting, nobody is going to pull you over. Is driving 31 in a 30 illegal? Yeah. Do cops give a shit? No. They use their own discretion. If you're just tapping the next song button or whatever with your eyes on the road, no sane cop is going to care.","Precisely, but trying to explain that most police use common sense on here is like pouring petrol on a fire." +"I realize that the term might seem ambiguous, but I think it's safe to say that Trippin3695 meant bring them along with you on your way out of the cultmart, not wax them.","No, he totally meant to assassinate them xD" +Look what I found in the Taipei subway,London Tube did it first +Only at the expense of cutting welfare services for millions who now will struggle to survive. WOOHOO.,"Who cares, MAGA." +Rare Prince Pic,Thanks for sharing! +yeah but the assassin update didnt actually buff any assassins.,Relevant flair xD. +Do you really care what the guys think of your penis?,When I'm in the locker room my goal is to either intimidate or arouse. +Trump was born with a silver spoon in his mouth that he's now choking on because his foot's in his mouth along with the spoon. Diamond Joe with the wonderful blend of idioms.,I'm surprised someone hasn't diagnosed him with Affluenza. +Has a QB ever thrown 6 picks and then start the next week?,"Hey, that will be something we'll be in the record books for something" +You realize this isn't a daily entree for most people? It's okay to treat yourself every now and then.,"Yeah, limiting yourself to every other day (plus holidays of course) will keep you nice and fit." +Which game would seriously deserve a well done remaster?,Crash Bandicoot Tekken 3 Need for Speed Underground 2 (heck just make a fucking Underground 3) +"Is it just me or is support a lot more fun in HOTS than in other mobas? So I come from Lol and I decided to give HOTS a try when they removed the equivalent of Unranked Draft in my server as it was the only game mode I played. What surprised me the most was how different my tastes are in this game. In Lol, I mained mages (caster assassins like Jaina) and ADCs (auto-attack assassins like Raynor) because I liked dealing damage and carrying. However, in HOTS I feel rather indifferent towards that type of champion, but I'm completely in love with supports like Brightwing or Auriel who I simply can't stop playing. I'm not entirely sure why, but I guess it feels good to get some recognition in the MVP screen here, whereas in Lol supports are mostly invisible and noone ever notices them except for when they want to rage at someone when there isn't enough vision on the map. And it also feels like I have a noticeable impact in the game, whereas in lol it's mostly the equivalent of assassins that hog all the glory.","Playing support in HotS is incredibly rewarding, but I'm afraid that this may not last because Blizzard insists on nerfing any support that's fun to play instead of buffing underperforming ones." +Nothing about that made it seem like she was positive about being fat. It sounds more like fat negativity.,You're just defeatist-shaming her. +Mike McCarthy just wants to know how far he can push it every week,Just wait until he plays Bama and loses by 2. +WTF? 193 words in this news story and I can't tell what happened. I get it that a woman took her daughter to a Trump rally and then had to be helped out by the Secret Service. But what happened? What did people yell at her FOR???? Who wrote this? Did they ever go to school?,Watch the video. +Funny how Irish-Americans aren't demonstrating in the streets for Sinn Feinn every day while Turks in Germany riot for Erdogan on the regular.,What does that have to do with the fact that the massive influx of Irish to America has totally destroyed their culture and society? +Am I allowed to be upset by the way we played the first half yet? Or am I spoiled fan because I don't enjoy the taste of a shit sandwich?,You fair weather fan +Holy fucking shit balls this is garbage. Are you kidding me? What the fuck,"Lol kinda agree, only enjoy 3 tracks which is pretty fucking low considering its a mau5 album." +The future is still female. Photo from the 11/12/16 protest in NYC.,I can see a girl asking herself why she should feel not valuable in the first place. +"Lol, no.","At best they'll be used to nut into, but according to cultural standards, women usually want more than sex." +PSA: Going 0 - 100 in ranked matches without getting banned is possible AKA The punishment system does not work.,What an awesome life you have there +"I'd say that's a generalization. I think these types of things are circumstantial, as in some people may be pro life/abortion if circumstances come about that can change their views, like wether or not they were raped, or if they were perhaps irresponsible and did not use contraceptives.",someone thinking that they can control what a woman does with her own body is a misogynist no matter what way you want to twist it. +This is the best video on the internet.,"You are officially a fucking sociopath, get the fuck away from me!" +MRW my wife asks if I want Christmas leftovers for dinner again,Not when her mother cooks... +"I can't believe that we are talking about Friday's premiere, not something months away. That we have survived this time without the trio on TV!",Yeah but it's not like they were missed as we were spoiled with the killer new Top Gear presenters. +"No, it's so stupid. Nobody used the 3.5 jack to begin with.",Haha I got your +"Thanks, heb gekeken naar roosterteeth maar leek erop dat dat een betaalde dienst was. Die andere heb ik nog niet naar gekeken maar zal ik zeker doen!","Nee man, staan een dag later op hun YouTube en op hun rss feed (of wat dan ook, ik heb de app Podcas Addict, staan ze ook op)." +"Just like an Allen wrench, a crescent wrench, a vice grips, etc. Torx is the more common name. No one says hook and loop fasteners, but you know what Velcro is.",the Allen company actually champions the phrase hex head to avoid genericization. +Podesta is desparate. He knows is ass is grassed.,For some reason I'm picturing Malcolm Tucker in The Thick of It shouting I AM NOT THE STORY! +"Is there any way to hijack my stores radio? I work at a gas station and the radio only plays sirius xm and there's no way for us to change it. Is there anything I could buy or do, such as a special fm transmitter type deal, so that we can change the music? Notes: I see no devices that look like I can mess with. There's a Cisco router bolted to the ceiling but only a wired connection to two computers that are password locked",Well something is playing the radio so find a speaker and follow the cable. +Qualcomm coverd in shit.,Thats what happens when they have ONE good winning season in the last decade +This Deserves Way More Views,Helo rush. +So does mean we can install more games. Since the video says the games are pre-installed. That insinuates that more games can be added.,I think it's more referencing that there are no cartridges not hinting at expandability. +Who threw his headset after that last round from Echo Fox ?,Freak +What band made you want to play? This question came up in conversation with some of my buddies a few weeks ago and it got me thinking; What band inspired you to pick-up the guitar and play? My inspiration was KISS. What about you guys?,Highly Suspect +I love her so much <3,"Seriously, what a babe <3" +"Northern Arena deserves a major! Watching the event,i could not help but think Northern Arena should get the chance to host a major: those analysts in front of the black screen, that high-schoolish auditorium in which the matches took place... Just beautiful production value. Pls Volvo let an organizer take a chance on producing an event that doesn't count on all the fluff such as stage design, but instead focuses on the action!",Cant tell if shit post or serious. +"HOLY MOTHER OF KEK!! DRUDGE REPORT on Twitter- DANNEY WILLIAMS, 'ABANDONED SON' OF PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON, WILL FILE PATERNITY SUIT... DEVELOPING...",Danney Clinton **FTFY** +Probably. I was sick after eating one or two so my crusade against the purple poison isn't without reason.,Ah yea you bought the cyanide flavored ones? +Counter proposal for Trump. Go fuck yourself. You don't get to talk shit during your election and then expect people to like you later because you couldn't ignore them.,"Yeah, how dare he try to help the black community!" +John Lasseter played by John Ratzenberger,And all the other characters also played by John Ratzenberger +"Friend of mine used to be a guitar player in a punk band. Their bassist was an ass and in public he'd say to people what are YOU looking at? My friend finally got fed up once and said Shut up, dude, they're looking at US, because we have a purple spiked mohawks and are dressed kind of like clowns. Isn't that so people will look at us?",Did the rest of the band started clapping? +Good luck... their shit is hit or miss though.,Like all networks? +"I am in favor of free press. But I think there must be some action to prevent outright propaganda, mass self-censorship and bias towards agenda the press don't agree with. What do you think?",Yes we need accurate news like Brietbart News and Alex Jone's Infowars. +"I've had this same problem with my power button. It wouldn't always react on presses and would press randomly sometimes. The solution is to slam the side of the phone with the powerbutton into something. Obviously don't apply to much force, you don't want to break your phone. This idea sounds really silly, but so far it has only happened again twice in a year and I could just solve it the same way again.",This has been my solution for a year now +"Best has to be Xul, it looks amazing and is a great throwback to D2 armor. Worst has to be anyone whose master skin is pretty much their base skin plus a hat.",Like Leoric with that Pope helmet? +Pewdiepie is alright. I saw some of his older videos and he use a part of the song lost in Hollywood by system of the down for his end of the video thumbnail thingy. thats what made me watch more.,Soad is the bomb +That was my first thought when I saw this. Is he calling out the Republican Party for voter fraud?,They're probably not happy that he's calling for term limits and reduced pay for congressman +the wolves are kinda a let down thus far,Trust the process! +who is x factory been saying that name a lot lately,Chan's newest factory that's just been getting into high-tier reps +Some of the cucks arrested in Portland - they look how you'd expect. SAD!,These look like fine upstanding citizens who are really contributing to society. +"As a Jew, I have begun to wonder when exactly my relatives got this same tingle on the backs of their necks; the one that tells me to flee. All I know is that they followed their instincts. At least the ones who survived did. I work with a guy -- a fervent Trump supporter -- who, in the weeks leading up to the election, promised me that he would join an uprising against the government should Clinton win. He promised me 'there will be blood in the streets.' His voice echoes in my head, now, and I can't imagine what Muslim Americans, the children of illegal immigrants, and all the other targets of Trump's hate are feeling today. I know they are scared. And with each new headline, their fears are more and more justified.","lol that story never happened...Trump supporters would have accepted the results with class and dignity, just like they keep saying these paid protesters should be doing." +hmmm,"This is the first post that actually made me say What the fuck, and I've been here for some time." +Who the fuck is u/ollie??,Last post was 9 years ago... back when usernames like ollie were available. +Virtual Machines,I'd imagine you'd need a very good machine if it is even possible to run 10 virtual machines and applications in each at the same time on one computer. +Warf?,Close enough to a dock +"What is your favourite mall in the Lower Mainland? And also your least favourite. talking about the whole shopping experience here. Metrotown is huge and has all the stores you need, but it's always so crowded, and some of the stores are a mess because of all the customers (e.g. - Forever 21). But it is usually where I end up anyway because of convenience, so maybe some of the answers here will give me a new place to try out :)",Haney Place Mall +I think YOU missed the joke.,I very curious how the votes are gonna go on this +how different would you life be if you were a female?,I'd be a useless breed sucking the life out of as many men as possible. +Best JRPGS on Steam? What's your opinion?,Grandia II : Anniversary Edition :) +Is that... PROM?,The caption says it was a wedding haha +That *was* fun,But was it a fact? +Uneven picture. #Triggered,Now i wanna listen to Uneven Structure +Women Are Donating To Planned Parenthood in Mike Pence's Name,That'll chance his policy for sure! +Maybe you're just shit at sex :\^),not nearly as shit as regular human interaction +Can't remember this reference and I'm refusing to google it!,The Blues Brothers. +I'm better than pillow spinning guy,"You showed that guy, didn't you" +How's Mike's solo project? I didn't click with what I heard from British Theater.,"Much more rock oriented, a bit more commercialized, but pretty good nonetheless." +"Just once I'd like to see a show about a cartoon family where the husband is the sensible one, and the wife is the fat, stupid buffoon.",Well that would be sexist. +This reads like Engels,"I'm probably nowhere near Engels level, but thanks." +A new rivalry is born !,"FaZe/OG has been a rivalry for a long long time, just not in CS :P" +boddy double kobe,Love when he realizes what happened +"Demogorgon, I've come to bargain.","Demogorgon, I've come to bargain." +Watching Over The City,"oh men, i miss so much nyc ):" +I couldn't tell the difference until I started PC gaming. Now I can't stand it.,same here. +Aren't there rumors that next years model (2017) will have a glass back? That may facilitate wireless charging. I still think the lightening port is here for a while though. As travel charging would be an issue.,How would going portless make travel charging more difficult? +"Suggestions for Gothic Fantasy Pirate campaign I'm going to run a gothic fantasy pirate campaign and some suggestions would be appreciated The players are pirates who are also gothic fantasy creatures e.g. werewolves, vampires, zombies, golems etc...",I can see some issues that might arise from certain supernatural creatures crewing a ship at sea. +"Reddit, what song tells the best story?",Terrible Things - Mayday Parade +Apparently #BoycottHamilton is trending after a video of the cast delivering a message of inclusion to Mike Pence went viral.,Nobody who's boycotting Hamilton could afford to see it anyway... +British public thinks Father Christmas would have voted to remain in the EU,I think they don't know +made you triple?,"Cum, vomit and shit all at once." +"Never, ever leave early.",My West Coast team is the Flames and I learned that lesson well from watching their crazy comeback wins from two seasons ago. +"Lol ok, they won more rings in LA than Oakland",It's 2 in Oakland and 1 in LA. +"Universal/DTLA/Irvine hotel help! Going to be traveling with my 10 yr old daughter between Universal, Staples Center, and UC Irvine. Any suggestions on where to stay to limit drive time?? Flying in and out of Burbank Thursday 1/5 to Sunday 1/8. Thanks for any and all suggestions!!",How many times are you going to UC Irvine. +My 2 year old boy loves playing my guitars. I'll put some music on lay a guitar down and he'll strum and headbang,"Oh man, I can't wait." +hopefully people can stop a bit with the in bill we trust now.,"Yeah, this one game definitely undoes the 4 rings for me!" +Jimmy Garoppolo is a racist part 2 (comments from his facebook),Screen grabs from the Internet have been statistically proven to be accurate 100% of the time. +"Jesus, did you call Bill to let him know? Flowers needs a little more polish to his game. The rotation now keeps everyone fresh, and Nink can still set the edge while rotating to LB when needed depending on what package we are rolling with. The starters change week to week based on opponent anyways.","Nah, fuck that, start flowers and trade for Josh Gordon." +This keeps happening. Pls help.,"my best guess would be the the spacing of the first layer of the model is a little high, and the overlap of the second layer is too close, this causes toughness of the first layer to be propagated through top the next few layers until the print evens out." +"Uh, illegal immigrants =/= immigrants. lol my parents are immigrants.",But trump wants to deport all people of color and put the gays in prison camps! +Why the unecessary cheap shot at Europeans?,Because Europoors < Muricans +Arrr,And some rum! +"Wrong sub? But as a Yankees fan (yeah Pats and Yankees fan don't ask, everyone hates me) I appreciate big Papi for a great rivalry over the past decade. I have no problem with this.",You are not alone. +not theresa nope,"Don't worry, she'll be back." +How did the chicken cross the freeway? You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.,There's no f in way +Sex is not a gift,"I feel like maybe the relationship wasn't the same because she forgot his birthday, not because of the sex?" +"No, I'm pretty sure that exists.",But is it genuinely a movie? +Wahhhh i dont like facts,Only the facts that support your fascist views. +"This will probably be a good way to ease into it, I don't imagine it'll be as heated as some regular game threads can get.",you say that now but just wait until someone throws a questionable hit and the shit hits the fan in here +Wonder what sort of jobs pay 100K to people with such poor grammar.,Indeed ... that was excruciating. +NFL hits peak irony,:facepalm: +im selling a voltaxic bow for 1 exalted orb hmu if you wanna buy it :D,hi i buy ign is ImPlayingArcTotems +"Please keep your mindset, it's why Trump won in the first place.","Yeah, my strong stance against racism is what triggered actual racists to vote for their racist candidate" +"She's like a little kid, making up a story after the fact to justify her actions. I wonder if she actually expects people to believe that a strange man scared her into parking illegally.","She was probably parking there every night, since it was always free." +The clone appears in the same spot as LB. If you couldn't tell which one was the clone when it spawns the passive would be useless.,RR +"Not unless they were seeking to create a new state in the Mandate to represent their interests as against the natives. Please just read my posts, I think they're reasonably clear.",So are the arabs in europe that want to subject people to sharia law colonists? +saying the title of the movie in dialogue.,You must hate Harry Potter. +"ADE is in the Netherlands, which is in Europa lol. It's still quite a distance to travel just for a show.",Interrail is free for 18yo's IIRC +Should I bring the white gentlemen robes?,"definitely bring a wizard costume there may be dress-up later, and your favorite CD of H8Machine or whatever skinhead music you enjoy!" +Can you use guitar strings for RDA's Got loads of them and don't wanna waste them if possible.,But they some in Clapton wire too! +John Oliver IMMEDIATELY using the flawed argument of Now your daughter won't think she can become president bullshit argument.,"To be fair, I'm sure plenty of white children thought they couldn't become President after 2008." +With two kids?!,5 +"legit, boost is good.",thanks :D +I can decide who's nicer; Juan Mata or this bot?,Tell us who +I think you don't wanna know what Emilia has to say to that.,Sick burn dawg +Muselk,Moosetits* FTFY +Yes,Yes to what lol +How old do you expect your kids to be? 400 years old?,They will be 0 years old since my unborn childrens' problem +Tic Tac denounces Donald Trump,We need to shutdown all candies in the USA until we can figure out what is going on. +"*I never asked for this crown. Gold is cold and heavy on the head, but so long as I am the king, I have a duty ... If I must sacrifice one child to the flames to save a million from the dark ... Sacrifice ... is never easy, Davos. Or it is no true sacrifice.* - Stannis to Davos.",How that work out for Stannis... oh right not so well. +This does not solve the problem of corporate accountability.,"Yeah, if the corporations aren't going to change, I should do as much as I can to screw the environment too!" +"The United States is as varied culturally as Europe (not *exactly*, but you get the point). If we're going to ignore how our cultures differ *within* the United States, that's fine and admirable; but we must follow that logically to its end and concentrate on how we are all the same as *humans*. You can't draw the line at American then stop.",Wrong globalization is a cancer that only Trump can stop +"Travelling Buzzz Who wants to get in on a travelling Buzzz? It would probably be a Silver Nate Doss 3x in Ti plastic and 165-170g weight. Ti takes sharpie better than any other plastic IMO. Plus, since there's not an actual stamp, I'd want everyone to put their info on the top. Who's with me? Starting out in KCMO.","I'm in Michigan, I'll PM you if you have room still." +Please stop fantasizing about Michelle Obama running for president,"I like Obama but ugh please no more Clintons, Bushes, Obamas" +66476? Good one,You should check out 77839 if you haven't heard +someone give this chump some gold. he's a good mensch,"That's what he *wants* you to do, this is reverse psychology at it's best." +"I texted the number while I was drunk (usually, sober, I wouldn't). The same day, the woman called the police and reported me for harassment, even though I only texted her saying hi and telling her that her number was on a bathroom wall.",Good thing this won't be an issue anymore once we end political correctness and make america great again +Scored! $250.00,"I'll offer you $220 picked up today, cash." +The Jewish community overwhelmingly supported Trump anyway since they care about Israel more than the US.,Yeah because American Jews are such a fucking monolith +Haha bidden. Ik heb ooit nog eens een groep mensen voor een paard zien bidden. Hou dan maar een strak gezicht.,Stel je voor dat je om iets zou gaan geven. +If The Salem Witch Trials Existed In The Here And Now,In the uk She's wearing a burka kill her +Protestors surround pregnant woman's car and smash her windshield,Seeing this sure makes me want to vote democrat +Search engines are difficult to use.,I appreciate your sarcasm +"Torino, snack a scuola. Parla Antonio&amp;#x3a; Io, venditore di merendine, sospendono me e non i pusher",Spero si sia fatto pagare per rilasciare questa intervista. +Christians generally don't fly airplanes into buildings either.,Christians chilled out before modern weapons and technology was available. +"Surprised, nope. I'm impressed that they triple fucked up with Hibana on PS4. Hit detection doesn't seem to have improved at all either, still had a lot of actual headshots (crosshair on the forehead) just not register.",They didn't update the hit detection in this patch. +Stop being an ass.,"it was a joke, I was being ironic" +"Lets he honest, the homegrown thing has pretty much no impact on how teams do their transfer dealings. United is full of international stars and still not even threatened by the homegrown regulation. Pogba being homegrown (which hes not) definitely doesnt make him 'immensely more valuable' than an equivalent non home grown player.",L +"It's really bad RNG. Felslate doesn't have a higher prospect rate that Leystone ore, you just get multiples of any gems that you do prospect. The odds of any individual prospect yielding a rare gem are still pretty low--low enough that there's always an outside chance you get hosed.",This expansion is pretty exhausting with every single aspect of it being RNG... +"Three new cards revealed: Tanaris Hogchopper, Spiked Hogrider, and Leatherclad Hogleader",If your opponent's hand is empty LOL +I know that but those girls are mostly either gravure (or just usual) idol or av actress (for the porn stuff). What I mean is for normal girl to try to do it just like that time where girls trying to prove if Hestia boob ribbon works or not in real life during/after danmachi was airing.,Wtf is this boob ribbon thing ? +"Jameis Winston has scored a touchdown in every game he's played in, including college and the NFL",BUT HES TRASH AND SO INACCURATE +"He's a fucking white male. That is how we now identify racists. They gotta be white, male and fucking.","I haven't fucked in a month, but I'm still white and a male, what am I?" +celebrating? For what?,"Liberals and seculars in Bangladesh have been trying to get rid of the State Religion for quite some time now and if they succeed, it would certainly be a political and ideological victory for them." +In the business we refer to it as meat not flesh. source: am almond farmer,Found the farmer. +Please beat us so we can continue to move up in the draft.,"We will do what we can... although, if you guys drop too much, you might fire Arians, and hire Fisher, in which case we are screwed... Sorry, you're going to have to win this one..." +GoldGlove Rages Hard,One day we will get a Gears game that actually works upon its launch. +Watchdog group accuses Clinton campaign of election law violations,"In its separate complaint against the Trump campaign and two pro-Trump super-PACs, Rebuilding America Now, and Make America Number 1, the Campaign Legal Center charges they too are violating the law." +Shave your cat.,Shear it as if it's a sheep +That time the BP spoke to the RS to tell them to have more sex with their husbands.... And it not only happened once. It happened twice with two different bishops in the same ward a few years apart. Makes you wonder what was going on in that ward with the men? I can't believe the arrogance of a BP to feel that he could tell women what they should be doing with their husbands and with what frequency. Only in a cult.,"Yikes, if this happens today, you can only imagine the types of lessons and discussions had during the reign of Brigham..." +We'll never truly know because we'll never see his tax returns to prove it.,But he put so much into his charity! +"You took the words out of my mouth. If he views himself as the shepherd, it must be the case that he views the Turkish people as his sheep. The question is: who does he see as the wolf?",Wolf is bad eu with bad values +Past behaviour is the best predictor of future behavious,Racist +"Beats me, are they today's scapegoat?",I vote we blame Mike Weber today +T-1: More Never Settle,1 inch smart-watch for sure! +"Donald Trump Reportedly Had No Idea How Much Work a Presidency Is, Obama Will Provide 'Guidance'","Easy, bing-watch 'West Wing' to get a crash course on how to run the White House" +Danmarks Liberale Parti,Frihedsminister +git gud,gut gid +"Tuesday Friend Thread 10/04/16 This thread is dedicated to looking for friends, whether because you want to be BFFs with everyone on reddit or simply want more reps that can clear Faimon Hell. Please include your server and requirements (ex. Faimon Hell farmers only).",looking for reps that can farm atleast faimon hell also panda reps to play in necro ^_^ IGN:ima19 server:global my rep : kumar can farm faimon in 1 min /2 min chiruka hell +"Should I buy EU4? To tell the truth, I've been playing a copy obtained by means other than buying... For months and have decided that the devs did such a good job that I owe them the purchase but I'm not sure how good it would be since the current version I play has all the DLCs. Should I get it and get the DLCs one by one and not play until then or is it fun without any DLCs?","My honest recommendation would be to buy the base game on steam and slowly buy the DLCs, but don't install anything and keep playing on your free version until you have enough or all DLCs." +Renormalization is mathematical witchcraft and should not be used in serious proofs.,"The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off ;-)" +I remember reading somewhere about when the office was first being put together after the revolution that it was argued the president should do the job for free so there's no monetary drive to take office. This was quickly changed once it was realized that only the rich could afford to run for office. So... Yeah.,"This is the same argument I've heard against self financed campaigns, I tend to agree with it." +Question about Withered Training,"Gone, but they usually get you permanent upgrades for future withered training events" +Alternative title: over 70% of French Muslims do not reject secular laws.,Yeah that seems really low +I'll take a rematch with Oakland.,Crabtree would like this very much +Every day. Every day I see this little shit from the B Line and he's never close enough to the train to catch,"I also saw a Weezing on my tracker on this same trip home today, which I've also never seen, but it didn't show up either." +Yellow Hammer - Red Ocean - Elephant Tiger - Eagle - Bodda Getta How are any of those at all related?,Well no one ever claimed the Alabama education system was great. +"Well, I guess it won't change hands for a while after this week.",Most likely not. +When are the harry potter crates scheduled to ship? I thought I had read that it would ship between the 5th and the 10th but clearly I just imagined that-- anyone have the actual time frame for the first crate to ship?,I just ordered one as a Christmas present for my wife... here's hoping they ship in december +It's a combination of how many choices you have and how many rules there are. Tons of rules and tons of choices make for a heavy game. Few rules or few choices make for a light game. Then you have a sliding scale somewhere inbetween.,"But which would you consider heavier: a game with tons of rules but few meaningful choices, or a game with few rules but tons of choices?" +Salmon: Hey Bae...,"Low effort shitpost, Meet low effort derogatory comment." +Who cares about his problem? Now my dick has a paper cut.,Dude that's not what your supposed to do with a centerfold. +"I know flaming, griefing, cheating, unsportsmanlike are banable but not refusing to communicate, what's the mute all command even for?","It's there to get you banned, what else?" +shhhhh you might get banned,"I started playing Udyr support, at least this way I won't get banned." +"This comment is why all the good-looking girls go to FSU. Have a sense of humor, FFS.","If ramming a cheap joke into the ground well after it stops being funny is what passes for a sense of humor at FSU, then the stereotypes hold up perfectly." +What is going on in Antarctica? Why did John Kerry go there recently? Why are LOCKHEED MARTIN stationed there? Something is happening in Antarctica that we are not hearing about,"Penguins are looking to go nuclear, Kerry is there to make a deal as long as they agree not to nuke the leopard seals for at least 10 years, or a Republican is in office (whichever is first)." +"My university library, ladies and gentlemen.",I bet the librarian's hand hurts from all those high-fives. +"Why did anyone buy the game before people had a chance to review it in the first place? That is just plain idiotic and Bethesda deserves the money from you fools. I mean really this is like fool you fifty times for some of you. No Mans Sky didn't teach a fucking a lesson, except how to rage online? So am I going to refund? Fuck no... I was smart enough not to buy it in the first place. Also proofread what the fuck is a luck of optimization anyway?",The E3 demo was running flawlessly! +You mean Ignore Pain?,pretty much +"Well with that logic where does it end? Can I just go support but really just go and support mid? So now its 2v1 mid while bot 2v1? Would you be ok with me doing that in ranked games on your team? Just saying yo going duo mid its cool then just doing it over & over? I have a feeling that would really bother you and others. Or just saying meh don't think we need jungler going to 2v1 top. Where does it end? According to your argument it doesn't matter how his teammates feel about it, it only matters if he is winning more games than losing. So with that logic, before someone can be reported for trying different strategies they have to first see what there win percentage is after x number of games? Shit why can't he just go adc signed then but really go counter jungle and leave support 2v1 bot?????",I have supported mid and won when I got tired of my bitchy add. +Today I realized I am marrying my girlfriend.,Soo tempted right now. +I really need that chest without the skirt There is no damn reason to make the skirt part of the chest piece,but thats why i like it D: +if danielle wins veto who goes home,"Morgan, maaaybe Justin, if Shelby puts Kryssie up it ensures that Morgan goes" +"Yes, while also wanting to cut climate research funding. Sure, some parts of his space policy are alright, but it doesn't compensate for the rest.","Don't worry, we can afford to fuck this planet if we can just move to another planet" +Abandoning a pet on the side of the road,what country do you live in where that isn't a criminal offence? +You forgot protests in Armenia.,And the missile shield in Poland. +"I'm bored to tears guys. I don't know what to do with my free time and it's driving me crazy, I end up spending too much time on reddit cause I don't really have anything to do that I enjoy anymore. I used to love to paint and be creative, but living in the city it's too much of a mess that by the time I get shit setup I'm sick of it.","Books, Video Games, Rec leauges, gym, biking?" +"I'm guessing the spineless dems will cave, like always. Pelosi and other DNC leaders are pussies and that's a big reason why they lose. I say this as a progressive.","Everyone's too afraid to go after them, all Republicans need to be stopped at every turn don't let do them do anything and scrutinize every little thing they try to do till the entire country realizes what monsters and complete idiots they are." +I think you'll find it is pressing on his neck. He just know's safety is more important that comfort especially with them behind the wheel,This is an amusement park ride so they aren't exactly driving... +Trump supporters have the guns. A bunch of blue haired overweight Tumblr bloggers could do nothing.,"Oh yeah, we forgot..only conservatives, specifically Donnie supporters have guns No democrat or republican who is against Donnie would ever have a gun." +So... are you the devil or something?,I'd rather you not call me that during work hours. +"It's not great. forget about poor performance, practically no options, horrible mouse acceleration. that can be patched later. Bad voice acting can kill a game like this.","A demo is supposed to make you want a game, the voice acting turned me off completely." +E,L +"Other southerner here. Not true. I used to have a full size one in my room. Lost my virginity to black woman as it hang over us above the headboard. I don't fly it now because I get it, but I truly didn't until my mid / late 20s.","and as we all know, putting your dick in someone means you can't be racist against them." +Sanchez,You don't get rid of the dude with a 100% completion percentage and first down conversion rate! +That's the second goal line opportunity where Zeke has been ignored. That's just unfortunate.,"To be fair, they're getting in on the first shot each time." +Disillusion. Francesco Queirolo. Also made of marble. Yes even the net.,"THROW IT ON HIM, NOT ME!" +"How do I check my Player trade in sets? i cant seem to find where the bronze, silver, and gold player trade in sets are located. thanks in advance",Earn Badges I believe +"My thoughts exactly, I think it goes 10/10/10 for October.",Works for me. +Which one of you is this,My friend did that +Modern take on a country kitchen in this home designed by Shope Reno Wharton.,Maybe it's just the angel but I feel like it's rather short on natural light... Other than that of course absolutely lovely. +No. Hog.Va will happen. ~~Plus hasn't it been confirmed that Roadhog x Mercy is a thing by a Blizzard employee?~~,It was satire +The difference is between fact and anecdote.,What are facts anyway? +"Some people will. Also people will die after spending days in VR without eating or drinking, the will be some who die because they forgot that real life has fall damage and some will just trip and have a bad hit on the head.",You don't design products for the extreme use case +(looks up Youtube links of SCIENTISTS saying climate change is a hoax by others paying other scientists to skew their findings),Great source! +"Yep, Hitler's about as socialist as North Korea is democratic or a republic.","Excuse me, but it's Democratic PEOPLES Republic and there is still people!" +They must have some really bad economic anxiety.,those feels when you can only afford a white robe and hood. +Fear mongering is the only thing liberals have left. Where's the ambition? Where's the leadership?,"Yes, it was the liberals crying about criminal Mexicans, terrorist Muslims, and evil Chinese." +Kelly towers over Abby.,So does AL did you see her post game interview against Detroit ? +This sculpture made with teeth,Not scary Not NSFW Not the first time posted +How about The Precedential Ball?,The Unpresidential Ball +"But pointing to Bad Thing B doesn't justify making up Bad Thing A. The ends don't justify the means, in other words. Just stick to what's true.",I'm saying that they're fighting an uphill battle in that respect by being more concerned about their image than the children under their care. +Shitty server performance has its upsides,you... need AOD hud... like 16... +"Oh no, you are wrong. I am a lawyer. I'm not going to give my resume out on reddit though.",Yeah I'm sure you won't because /you're lying/ +"It wouldnt affect PL as half of CCP were once a part of it, would prob just give them a slap on the wrist like they usually do xD",Outmetagamed ;-). +that's what she said c;,"Heheh, heh, heheheh, heeeeee :^C" +Mmm I don't really know even. I'd rather just give up. Comfort zones are great.,"If you just wanted to give up, then why come here asking for advice?" +Predators GM David Poile said Shea Weber should have won Norris Trophy in Nashville and now has better chance because he's in Montreal.,"But he couldn't keep up with the Sharks, a slow team." +"RAGE THREAD - October 30, 2016 ###IT'S TIME TO RAGE. ###RULES: ###- CAPS LOCK ON. ###- WRITE ABOUT WHATEVER'S MAKING YOU RAGE. ###- OTHER PEOPLE WILL RAGE WITH YOU. ###- YOU CAN RAGE ABOUT ANYTHING. ###GOT IT? *LET'S RAGE.*",DAVID DESHARNAIS +Citizens of a second US state are demanding independence from the US - Murica gets a taste of its own medicine after overthrowing so many regimes,"Texas, California, Oregon, Hawaii ... Form your militia and march for independence!" +Kobe's Defensive Strategy is GOAT,"Kobe's the kind of guy the police would bring to talk to a serial killer, because then the murderer would be able to relate with Kobe's psychotic devotion to perfection." +"At least she didn't dodge it, and every answer from her was coherent.","Yea, it wasn't anything like that time she dodged prosecution." +"If you didn't already know, our very own Oriol Romeu has a YouTube channel! Answer the 10 questions in the video to win a shirt and a pair of boots!",Why's he sitting on a toilet? +White Women Need To Admit That We Are A Part Of The Problem,"Bold strategy here, rather than focusing on the issues lets just double down and blame more groups of people." +"I wonder how the xenophobic crowd, you know his base, is going to take this.",Clearly he is just trying to round them all up in one place until the wall is finished +Negative use of beautiful space,I sea what you did there +Played a Few hours of the STEEP alpha. Any Questions?,NDA bro +"And there we have it. Trump doesn't belive the world revolves around him, instead he belives it revolves around his penis.","Those two statements are exactly the same, because he is a gigantic dick (who happens to have a micropenis)" +"Ah, Eeyore's birthday. The last time I went was a couple years ago. Cops were at the entrance checking bags and you could see people falling out of line. Finally one cop yelled, We don't care about your weed! We only care about weapons. People began getting into line again after that.",Wish more festivals were like this. +Best 22mm RDAs (Griffin not included),"Petri RTA, pretty much the best RTA I have tried" +Aluneth because I want to it to suddenly talk to me.,Maybe then you'll have a friend +Bakuman alters them somewhat. It covers ten years of life starting in Middle school (Jr. High for some). Though most notable to me is just that they have regular changes of clothes.,however mashiro still wears the exact same hoodie and shirt that he wears on the front cover of volume 1 of the manga even though like 5 years have passed. +"Yes, it is definitely easier to calculate the difference between wins and losses. But that's all it is, the difference between wins and losses. The *current* .500 point is exactly halfway between the win and loss figures.",But you can't change the results of the games already played so there's only one way to get to .500... +What important things about life did you learn through your past breakups?,"You CAN stay friends with an ex, and have a healthy, constructive, enjoyable friendship." +Joe Rogan claims Dos Anjos passed out for 3 minutes before Alvarez fight,"This proves it, Alvarez is just another bum the UFC threw Conor's way." +To add to this. Make sure the attorney you hire is in BC and not america. Try to find ones local to the buisness too.,Yeah you wouldn't want to hire an attorney with a racist president +"Why do some of you want to keep a phone that explodes? When there are so many great options out there from the Pixel to Samsungs others phones, why on earth would you insist on keeping a phone that could hurt yourself and others? I suspect that most of you are insanely lazy and don't want to be inconvenienced by returning it, which is quite shitty.",Can confirm am insanely lazy +How should I clean them?,"like with a paper towel or something, there should be like ear wax stuck in it, if there isn't then there's nothing to clean" +Yeah well that's only MICROevolution. Call me when the bacteria turns into a cat. Checkmate atheists.,Cuz they're tiny... right? +"Week 4 Game Thread: New York Giants (2-1) @ Minnesota Vikings (3-0) Game Time: 8:25 EST Location: U.S. Bank Stadium (Cuz the Metrodome collapsed.) Network: ESPN Inactives: * CB Eli Apple, Hamstring - Out * T Marshall Newhouse , Calf - Out * S Darian Thompson, Foot - Out * S Nat Berhe, Concussion - Out * RB Rashad Jennings, Thumb - Out * DT Robert Thomas, Illness (Bubonic Plague?) - Out Discuss whatever you wish. You can trash talk, but keep it civil. Turning comment sort to 'new' will help you see the newest posts. Try Chrome Refresh or Firefox's ReloadEvery to auto-refresh this tab. Show your team affiliation - go here to see how you get a logo next to your name",we suck +I'll accept that definition for argument. What actions or statements from Trump cause you to doubt that he's an American nationalist?,Chirp.. chirp.. +"But I mean, I can only get *so* erect and it's been over four hours.",Have you tried jerking with knifehands yet? +ToastyPancake you are the king of butts!,you are a bigger butt than jupiter +Half-Life 3: Dropping The Bar,of soap +That. These.,deez +cyberbully channels are cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer,actually its only 4 cancers not 7 +"Funny thing, i hear the same almost exact rant from my neighbors. Do they attend like a shit parent association or something like that?","I think, frustrated/overwhelmed + poor coping skills." +"I too was surprised, but SUVs have a high rollover rate right?",True but it was kind of surprising that the car that caused the accident was a dinky little hatchback. +"Koenigsegg factory tour, with Christopher von Koenigsegg talking about what makes his cars different, and the process they go through to make each car.",Thought this was super interesting; each car is bespoke and it's really admirable. +"A Bladerunner VR experience is in the works. But it's going to be an Oculus exclusive so it won't exist for 140,000+ Vive owners. Oculus has once again shown very clearly that they don't need nor want our money.",I'm sure that will be amazing with Oculus room scale. +"This was the fourth message he sent, two of his previous messages were answered. First message at around midnight, then this one at 8am.",Well I mean what kind of strange person goes to sleep before midnight? +Lived in the US my whole life. Almost always put dollar signs after the number.,Monster +Pretty sure someone took him down or moved him,I live again! +"heck even High schoolers who walked out of their class has to protest more balls than the Bernie or bust crowd sitting home in their pants and, refusing to vote and complaining b-b-but both sides are the same!!! ;_;",Sorry for not letting you use my vote for your own purposes. +Only rational thing to do is to double down and call him a Nazi again. -msm,If you say something enough eventually it will be true +Nice try I guess...?,"Come on, grown up Ellie looks less badass than teenager Ellie..." +Just got dragon axe on my HCIM @ 33 kc wintertodt,Nice dragon axe mouse cursor +"Just a gecko. The real WTF is, where is your toilet seat?",He has a bucket ass so he don't need no seat +"Mostly injuries, concussions, shoulder injuries, hip pointer, ruptured spleen, reconstructive surgery on the peroneal tendons, groin and abdominal injuries, he was a banged up dude.",But enough about Sami Salo... +adevarat,"adevarat a-nviat.. ..acest membru PSD *de incredere, cu autoritate*" +snapshot from the Carousel Room at House on the Rock in WI. *NSFW,Woah +Noticed she hasn't been out and about!,"I read she showed up to give Katy Perry an award, unannounced (meaning it was totally scripted)." +I wonder how the daughter feels about it? Is she mortified? Or does she plan more shots to see what her father can come up with?,What made you believe it's not that she's recreating her dad's schizophrenic selfies to show solidarity and gain sympathy for her dad? +"Made excuses to hang out or call them. I was touchy feely as well. To be fair, I don't think they missed said hints so much as willfully ignored them. They weren't into me.","I'm super bad at picking up on hints, but I usually get the hint when a girl is being touchy feely." +"True, totally true. However, it's not what I think they mean with that post.",Yeah... That was old reddit something something. +Jake has the potential to be 8 innings dominant.... now I haven't seen that Jake EVER in the playoffs though. This makes me question his actual value because it seems that scouting reports hurt him unlike Lester who dominates and has been the best pitcher besides Kershaw this postseason on any team,"Last year wild card, Jake owned." +Name a flavour profile and we will recommend a juice or recipe.,Strawberries and cream +"Bards have pretty robust weapon options straight from the beginning too. I'm pretty sure they can use everything except composite longbows, and obviously weapons like Carsomyr that are specifically only for one class. Despite being able to use almost all the weapons a fighter can though, they can only become proficient in weapons, can't specialize. As such they're forced to distribute their proficiency points among many more weapons.",They can use Carsomyr after they get to high level along with anything else. +Is anyone else sick of the Serial bar bullshit? Why the fuck don't people just play with normal accounts? Fucking stupid,if they had a normal name people would recognize them as the cheesing scum they are +You are about to be hung and they ask you any last words what do you say?,"Get on with it, motherfucker." +Does if feature audio of her butthole?,"Yeah, it just gives off a low, uneven hum, like the background noise from space." +"Wich game should i stream? Hi all, i would like to stream on twitch but i don't know wich game should i play. The top games like league of legends, Hearthstone, Cs etc... are impossible to be streamed. So, wich games are the best to get some followers?",Mavis Beacon +"People like that drive me insane. In his world view, the plumber/accountant/electrician/etc should all get better jobs rather than be small business owners contributing to the local economy.","Yes, and if everyone applied for his job, they could offer fewer benefits and he would get the shit insurance forced on him too." +"I'm pretty sure the Dogs women sang daughters after their wins. Not sure how other clubs can address it but honestly, the girls can sing what they like - if they want to change it, change it.",I think it's more an issue of re-recording the songs to play over the speakers. +Oh I see - good point. The trivia questions cover 100 years of football history so it makes sense that Fitzroy would be included. Thanks.,BUT WHAT ABOUT UNIVERSITY? +What popular movie have you NEVER seen?,Any of The Godfather movies +Rudy Giuliani Is in the Lead to Be Trump's Secretary of State,I'm sure he will keep his cool and be diplomatic when meting foreign leaders +I also read similar things with people claiming that Romney beat Obama in the popular vote in 2012.,They had a personal opinion and a personal set of facts to back up that opinion. +"The Gundam franchise still has its share of problems. Mostly Seed. The Seed remaster added panty shots and fan service. And the series itself has incredibly bad female characters. And male characters. And oh, God it's just all bad. Build Fighters has a beach episode which is used an an excuse to get the female characters into bathing suits. But honestly, that's about it. I'm a huge fan of the franchise so I may just have blinders on.",Gundam Seed was a fucking mistake. +"I ended the season in D5. Went 5-5 on my placements and got placed in G1. Got to my promos, won them 3-1, and got into P5. Won another 5 matches then suddenly I get told I'm now placed in G2. I think Riot is telling me something...",Its telling you that they are reserving plat placements for those challenger players wrongfully placed in bronze +Now we wait for NPC High Sec suicide gankers to attack the NPC High Sec miners and come full circle.,So... CODE...? +Coral blue number two semi gloss lipstick.,"Well if thats not legally binding, i dont know what is." +There's a verse in surah kahf where a 'wise man' kills an innocent boy.,"Yeah, but you see it was necessary, because Allah knew the boy would corrupt his goods parents, and instead of leading the boy in the right way so he can make the parents that worshipped him their whole life happy, it was better to challenge them by killing their child, so he can see if the parents that devoted all their life to him were really sincere." +"And if I told you we were queued, in skype, and knew each other in for over 6 years?","Then I'd say, you have to make some rules for who takes kickoffs :P In our group we let the player on the Left take it if he's in a good position." +When people ask why I use GNU/Linux...,you totally cant do that on windows +"Anyone know where to buy 3M laces, rope laces and gold or silver aglets in metro manila",Lacelab always hook me up +A lot of them are anarchists. Anarchists don't vote.,But if you fight against the system then you don't have any right to fight against the system. +Where's nevermore??,"I contacted him and he says he plays and watches CS, but stopped coming to this salt mine of a sub." +That's basically pro-am walk-on that you're describing. It automatically puts you in a team. You have no control of squad makeup and somebody can't step in and take your spot. I've almost completely stopped playing park if my boys aren't on and exclusively play Pro-Am Walk-On instead of park when i'm solo.,Then you get a squad of 4 PG's +"Is just me, that he look like him?",Dats da joke +#**OKIE DOKE**,ping ping pong pong something something Pocahontas. +Thiem ML/Djok -3.5 parlay still alive!,There you go! +People don't believe the media's bullshit any longer. We know who Steve Bannon is and he's not a white nationalist.,"Don't you know, the Southern Poverty Law Center says he's a white supremacist, and they are the highest, final authority on such matters!" +Bending honey.,Bending Honey should be the first album title for an early Radiohead tribute band: The Pablos. +"No good deed goes unpunished. What a great lesson to teach kids. If you see something, don't say something because you'll get in trouble.",Zero-tolerance rules yield zero-common-sense outcomes. +Why do some people still support the right to arm bears?,How do you think it would not be cruel to declaw them? +"I like the setups and everything, but one pet peeve I have with these videos is that nobody ever seems to turn on input display. That really helps a lot in terms of figuring out the finer details and saves time, ultimately making the educational aspect better overall.","especially when specials have different properties depending on the button used, it's just something you'll have to be attuned to by using the character" +We've got to call the aquarium or something dude,It's a baby wheel jay! +"There is a time and a place for it, this was not it. He was a lazy ass douche who didn't vote but decided that a ceremony honoring vets was the perfect time to make his point heard","Yeah, I wish people would only protest in places and at times where I can ignore it with minimal effort and it doesn't cause any kind of inconvenience or disruption to anybody." +Flex queue potential fix RAGE THREAD YOU KNOW THE RULES : CAPS ON DOWNVOTES OFF POST HOW RIOT SCREWED YOU OVER WITH THEIR FIX.,I ONLY PLAY 3V3 FLEX APPARENTLY MY 5V5 RANK HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY TT MMR DON'T KNOW HOW THEY SCREWED ME YET +"I'm going to respectfully disagree on Venom not being a villain. He may have saved child soldiers, but he wanted to turn them into assets for Diamond Dogs before Kaz says he is against it. In the early tapes where Kaz says they're using HEC and trying to become the United States of Force and make Cipher below them, Venom doesn't say anything to stop him from saying so. Creating the United States of Force isn't something that can be done peacefully, and manipulating international intelligence agencies through HEC is bound to cause shit to happen. The Seychelles Mother Base is indicative of that, as Kaz and Venom both note that being in the middle of the Indian Ocean is prime real estate for PFs. I'm not saying Venom is evil, but he's certainly no hero",HEC? +Spoiler: No big announcements. Still hope you'll tune in and reminisce with us! The team will be playing online throughout the day as well so look out for 343 in the anniversary throwback playlist. (and join the Halo club if you haven't already!),343 ruining dreams yet again +At the gamestop inside of Eastridge Mall.,Thanks. +Damn. You're literally keeping Karlsson.,Well done +I drove a cab and she needed a cab. Yada yada yada and the rest is history.,Do all uber drivers screw their passengers? +Can't wait for this meme to die,it's already dead +You know it's bad when someone else's snot hits your windscreen.,Nah that's the headlight fluid +Certainly not with specs like yours!,I had to stop myself from getting a titan XP... +"NASL has upper hand to keep D2, has 7 teams ready for spring.",Maybe we just shouldn't have a D2 soccer league in America? +Why? It's not like he's going to hit that every time and he's going to fail it 1000 times for every 1 he hits.,this specific shot would be more like 1 in a million tbh :P +"That's not the Government, each individual college has its own policies.",Oh then it's ok. +Pramila Jayapal will be the first Indian woman in the House!,Yes! +"Jerry himself would be ashamed of this, to be frank.","No, to be Jerry." +Dark towels.,Will it hurt the jeans themselves? +Rick and Morty has 100% on rotten tomatoes,My man! +'Slippery slope is a myth' I remember being told this when I opposed civil partnerships. How far we have come.,"Yeah, homosexuality and literally wanting to have sex with children is so similar." +like what is my life sittingin bed saturday morning looking at bullshit about targets for a player i dont own for fantasy football,"Take it easy there, Abernathy..." +Guess How Much That Anti-LGBTQ Law Is Costing North Carolina,"But Jeebus hates non traditional people, so I should hate them too!" +"2 Vita games that must happen! I loved the original Gravity Rush for the PSVita and with the second Gravity Rush entry arriving soon I have no clue why they wouldn't port the game to the vita and support the device that the game originated on. Even if the game looks worse I still wouldn't mind because I've had a better experience with Gravity Rush on the Vita anyway, to me it's like playing the original Mario on a NES vs the Wii U emulator. We need Gravity Rush 2 on the Vita! 2nd game! Freedom wars 2! I freaking LOVED freedom wars 1. I'm not a fan of most jrpgs and I know that most people here loves the jrpgs like persona and others like it(that's the only one I remembered) but those JRPGs have never kept my interest and I thought it was just jrpgs that did that but that changed when I played freedom wars and since there may be a possibility of a freedom wars 2, why not bring that to the Vita! That's all I had to post about though.... #MakeVitaGreatAgain?",Whoa where is my Persona 5 at number 1. +"I as a fan respect C9's decision to tank their elo. It may seem risky, but I applaud C9's confidence in themselves to be able to win out vs the easier teams in the tournament. By dropping their first 2 maps they essentially guaranteed they would dodge the top teams in the event. Just goes to show how much confidence this roster has knowing that if they lose 1 more map they are eliminated, knowing this they still chose to start 0-2 and understand they can easily winout from here. Once again Stewie shows his prowess as an IGL and outplays the Eleague format by guaranteeing an easy road to 3 wins and a major spot.","gr8 b8 m8, i r8 8/8" +BUT IS HE STILL CUTE?,"I'm afraid the hamster has crossed the bounds of cute chubby, and is well into the realm of sad chubby :(" +"Bix FTW. Way easier, cleaner and more compact. But yes, 66 before 110.",Found the fellow Canadian ;-) +"Fuck off, Charlie's camera. *Honestly*.",What are we doing here? +don't be mad now,You're the one who seems mad +What I think is interesting about Colbert is that his humor on his last program was being taken serious by the alt-right. They didn't see the irony in his jokes or his persona. I think he realizes this. Even if that wasn't his intention. Now he's gone a bit more direct with his humor and commentary against the right.,"Different network, different producers, different writers - his show is different because it's different." +"Yeah, but I can imagine the cost of all those buttplugs can get pricey.","Get sponsored, do cam stuff, pays for itself really." +Sega releases first Teaser Trailer for Daytona USA 3,I don't see any safer barriers on those walls +"he didn't, there were roughly 130 million total votes. try a more objective outlook.",it's certainly very objective to assume that none of the people who are staying home share the same viewpoint as the protesters +It's now 3 weeks until Oculus Touch ships,"Ok since you decided to do such a countdown post every week, I do hope you continue to do a It's now x weeks after Oculus Touch shipped" +Clash Royale in Lego - Funny Parody Movie,That is one over leveled log if it one shots valk! +Imagine if one were told they had to travel as far to purchase a gun.,Guns and unborn fetus are totally interchangeable like that! +Zealenciod MX Blacks,"As someone who doesn't like TKL boards very much, you sure do know how to make them look far more appealing." +"Walt's only real defense against getting g caught is that he is so unlikely. If he was actually investigated, they would find out everything. Don't forget his wife knew everything and would probably crack.","Yah, she already did crack to her son" +A bird making sounds it has heard a lot*,....and carrying a conversation he must have heard before too. +Watchdog Group Alleges Illegal Super PAC Payments To Steve Bannon,I never imagined there might be a complicated financial arrangement with Trump and the family running his Super PAC (who also happen to be the same people who fund Breitbart News and the data anlytics software the Trump campaign used (which Bannon also has a stake in)) +Imagine how funny it is in person,Will try to scare neighbors cat tonight and see. +And her babies,That's Hillary +"Redditors that plug in a usb in one try, how amazing is your life?",just the fucking best +Jeezus and people thought Hillary would have conflicts.,"Their Uncle's Facebook feed said nothing about Giuliani, so consider him vetted!" +"Don't worry, it's not.",Trumpet with Russian name proves lie-berals wrong yet again! +Although way above the head of Trump supporters. Nobody smashed a chair over anyone's head.,"If Bernie had talked about the size of his dick in Relation to Hillary's, we'd be getting President Sanders next month..." +"Why does the kid talk like Holden Caulfield? Christ, Dad, you don't know about the lousy Pokemon Creatures? You're such a phony. You really are.",LISTEN! +"Tug of Boat, anyone?",And some say to this day they are still rowing. +Pence is a kind man,you forgot the +"Come and see. I think if it's successful, others will want to join in.",No thanks +I did one of those wine and paint nights,I feel like having the screaming sun this would have been so perfect! +Mark Zuckerberg Is in Denial,The only ones in denial are hillary supporters. +"But Satan is warning her that she can only cash in on her looks for a limited time. See how many followers and likes she has when those tat's look like faded travel stamps on worn leather baggage. Nothing wrong with being old with faded tats, just saying it don't pay the bills like perky young face does.","Oh, and here I thought Satan was telling her she isn't pretty enough..." +"Lockstep is an illusion, Exile.",The way you're prancing away after Scotty beamed you up is just hilarious. +who's the lady in the red with the jugs,Fox news business anchor Maria something +dis bitch thinks colds come from COLD and not germs?,BITCH IS A FEMINIST so...... +"Absolutely! There's nothing wrong with showing a little bit of worry. They have my support, I've spent enough money that I feel like I've really contributed, but as Chris' cake said, we're 4 years in. I'm sorry, but a demo for a game that's missed it's release window now 3 or 4 times should've been an absolute priority #1.",Not sure where you got 3-4 times missing its release window.... +"Of course they would. If you eliminate the electoral college you can win the presidency with just support from NY, Chicago, Los Angeles and other urban hubs. It's a bad idea to lock out the rural votes though, and I say that as a lefty. It's better to try to appeal to rural voters and get them on your team instead of trying to change the rules because you don't like the outcome.",God forbid we change the system so that people's votes count equally no matter where they live! +Those late episodes of TG showed the same exact problem. Compare it to S12-14 instead.,Yeah because all the old episodes were perfect and everything new sucks! +Nuf?,Said? +"If its mainly for mc, yep.",Oh yeah I want to play Witcher 3 at 4k 144 FPS Ultra settings will this do? +23% win rate? Is that legit? I've been winning most of my games with him.,"once you reach an elo in ranked where people use all their braincells, you won't have an easy time as sha lin anymore :D" +Black or white....... choose one. (I know this is an unfortunate turn of phrase and I DO NOT mean it like that).,"Dont call me white, I prefer the term Irish-Scottish-German-Italian American thank you very much." +"It was stupid and I was a young arrogant idiot. When Operation:Desert Shield turned into Desert Storm, the first Gulf War, I skipped school and walked in an anti-war march. I was right up front in the shot that ended up on the front page of paper in the morning. Got quoted in my local paper and the papers of the considerably larger cities to the north of us. I was woken up to the question of,How was school yesterday? with the front page being hung in my face. This lead to long discussions of proper behavior like how and when to protest and how to do it effectively. My father was pissed at me more because I couldn't properly articulate why this is a bad war in comparison to Viet-Nam or either of the World Wars. He hated the idea that I thought it was OK to skip school just to protest with no idea what solution would look like. I could go on for hours about how this single incident shaped my world view and led to me joining the Army 3 years later.","Wow, that's pretty incredible, how was your time in the Army?" +"That's the circumstance i'm in, ladies who have never been snowboarding.","In that case, pay for everything - she probably wouldn't spend that kind of money to board if it weren't for the fact that she is going with you" +"The amount of ignorance and greed that this man possesses pisses me off to no end. How close-minded and arrogant can one possibly be? Wait, don't answer that, I really don't want to get even more pissed off.",Trump supporters need their safe space! +Guys I have a confession. I didnt actually take this picture. I know the title is kinda misinforming. I feel bad for saying I and dont want to lie to you guys.,"Good on ye,OP." +You sir are acoustic,You sir better get tuned right! +No problem,Me too thanks +The US should bring democracy to Turkey! They will thank us later!,According to Obama they are a total democracy and we should respect their insane leader as he throws journalists in jail for comparing him to Golum. +I noticed that but the 980 ti has something like 94-96 and it's only 7% faster than that card.,huh +And paws... and tongue... and ability to shed...,Mine doesn't shed +Festive Hot Cool Isotope Energy Orb High Roller's Gold Botkiller Rocket Launcher Mk. II,I will give you 3 ref for it +Most Republicans might be loyal but Congress doesn't need the support of every Republican in order to bite back just 30 members of the House and 3 Senators. The Senate could easily turn against him if he starts settling scores. Susan Collins is basically a Democrat in all but name. Senate Democrats would just need two others Republicans to flip sides ideally those who are idelogoically moderate and just won reelection and are in no immediate danger of a primary challenge. Senator McCain of Arizona and Senator Issakson of Georgia are probably the most likely candidates. Both are serving in states where Republicans won with slimmer margins than in 2012. Both have made statements criticizing the current direction of the party.,Rand Paul has also said he'd be willing to vote against crazy stuff... +Accidental blast from the past whilst getting Steam news with parental mode on,Just got the same thing while doing nothing on my pc. +Thing that makes maneuvering for example Churchills and IS-2's unbearable (explanation in comments),This system would finally let me flank in my Maus! +18 Year Old's First Video,Hint: not her first video. +We have 1 point out of a possible 30 at Costa Rica. Asking for a point is asking for a lot.,All it takes is one lucky bounce +Prove it.,"Buzzfeed said so, checkmate DankeyKang" +Ricky Rubio hits the three and winks to celebrate,ricky doesnt get enough love on the all-nba attractive team but that man is good looking af +He's on the bucks,This is the year he turns it around... +"The glossy version of the exact same book will come out next year, with 1 bonus picture of the original book inside",New Feature: Removed table of contents. +Thanks! And me too! I feel like half the fun is in the rapport,Op wanting that sweet sweet karma +Apparently if you flash your badge you are completely immune to crossfire...,"I mean, I thought a lot of them were shaped like a shield for exactly that reason" +relish in the fact that you won't have to deal with moders and script kiddies,Not really helpful. +Trying the engineering field. These conservatives think they know everything and only make perfect rational decisions.,"To be fair, I see this happen with both liberals and conservatives." +"Yeah. It reaches -40 in Wisconsin, though, and the gas tends to need heet around that time of year","-40 C is plenty cold for me, I can't even imagine the wind chill." +Mexico ayuden a encontrar a heste hombre qua quiso derotar a to do am continente Americano. Am es am qua esta detras de to do lo qua esta pasando an Mexico y lo qua esta pasando an America. El es el hombre que es responsable por el terrorism y las guerras del mundo.,"Yes, and the Koch Brothers are responsible for destroying America, are turning America into a dictatorship, are racist and hate poor people." +What will NEVER happen?,Trump winning re-election. +"As a console player, I really appreciate Blizz giving us recent patches on time with PC. I know it's not going to be like this every time because certification but I'm happy about this. Usually I get sad about new content because of how long I have to wait after everyone's already had their fun, but I've been pleasantly surprised. Thanks Blizz",Yes I am so grateful it went out smothly +"I don't know about you, but I've signed 2 different petitions for caliexit. I'm telling you, it's not as crazy as it sounds. If trump can be president, then California can secede. Even now, I see my president as governor Brown, and not just because he's a democratic; if it was Arnold I would see him as my president. I have lost all respect for the presidency of the United States, and I want to cry when I say that.",It IS as crazy as it sounds. +"I'd be very interested to see Rona Munro return. Survival was one of the most modern feeling episodes of the classic series, so it seems like a perfect fit.","Cause it was the last one, duh." +WHY AREN'T PEOPLE GUARDING HIM FROM THAT SPOT?,Stop reminding them bro. +Yeah and my point is 50 minutes in the weather we get here may actually cause me to lose a few fingers lol. With the windchill it was almost -40 the other day. Also walking an hour on either end of a 12 hour shift... nah,"Sure, my point was not really directed to you, rather that it makes sense for some people and not everyone should think of walking as a waste of time." +Where in Texas?,"I'm in Houston and did the same, but for last year's De Bruyne (when it was on major sale at the end of the season) and paid like $65" +Riiight on the chest. Who actually likes this??,"She does, hopefully." +Dammit. I've got pics of the bike and pics of the deer it killed but none with both.,Slap em in an imgur album and post it up! +"As a fellow Nazi, i support these SJW's in their quest for racial purity. Heil Hitler",Er war wunderbar +"wasted my time with my post, this is the correct answer dogs",Do I get my one month gold now? +Alex Tang looks like a fucking beast.,I wonder what that troll was doing on tang's account anyway? +You can outrun the Maus on foot :P,"Well, Anzu said it is an extreme exceptiom..." +"Reminder that Disney XD will air Volcanion and the Mechanical Marvel tomorrow at 5pm, followed by the first two episodes of the Sun and Moon anime at 7pm.",Apparently CN needs more room for Teen Titans Go +"NT bruh, also not a state.",shhhhhh +Why is this in humor?,Because racism is hilarious. +"Did the quality of movies decrease? Is it just me, or the overall quality of movies has decreased in recent decades? I don't know, maybe the directors' talent levelled off or they're relying too much on CGI and special effects and they neglect story telling, but that's how it seems to me. That movies are not as good as they used to be, in the sense that new movies no longer have a good rewatch value. On the other hand, we have TV shows which greatly increased in popularity, complexity and quality. We now have shows like Game of Thrones or Westworld for example which are far better than the shows made in the past. I'm sure that 20 or 30 years from now we'll watch reruns and say now, that was a good show. I can't really say the same about recent movies. Share your opinion but be respectful.",No. +"I've been upvoting and initially it shows up, then a few minutes later my upvotes have been undone.","For a sub that kicks out opposing views, many of our viewers seem to be downvoters on everything." +"As someone who had to deal with this yesterday, fuck you and your stupid shitty toad. Nice video btw.","He's a catfish, not a toad" +Gorilla escapes London zoo enclosure,HE'S ON A HARAMPAGE HOLY SHIT WATCH OU +No.,"If you never played older fallouts then yes, no." +If i were there i would have whip out my butcher knife and behead those little cowardly asian cunts including this digusting bitch.,"That will be 5000 dollars, please" +"I have no idea what you just said, the hou what now?","How dare he ask a question, better downvote him!" +Bull,"Correct, it's a bull" +If you become Arab then what will you do?,Invade Europe. +"Bouncers of reddit, what is the strangest experience you've ever had on the job?",Getting offered a blowjob by desperate skanks who want to get in. +More than half of arrested anti-Trump protesters didn't vote,Maybe they didnt vote because they couldnt afford voter id. +"Thanks for this info! La Encantada is too far for me, so I'll look at the other suggestions.",Che' on fourth carries it as well. +"Montreal Muslims Want Halal Financing, Interest Free Mortgage","Why not, we all know Westeners are supposed to conform to the ideas and culture of the people who are moving here" +Dutch sex offender allowed to open a home for foster kids,I'm loving my country more and more. +"Hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaa! oh man, good one. I'm around DMG,LE,LEM and I have no idea how to spray my ak after 10 bullets xD I just gave up in learning and say fuck it every time I go into a match.",When he is not dead after 10 bullets you fucked up anyways +Your flair made my day.,\m/ +"UK unemployment falls to 1.6m (4.8%, lowest since 2005) - BBC News",Immigrants taking our jobs. +Have fun with 11 in the box,It's better than 12 +Your status bar makes me cringe,I rarely clean it xd +I just assumed it was some Reddit thing I missed and it is now standard protocol to blank out names with dicks.,It is now! +Haha that sounds vaguely similar!,I hoped they enjoyed that STRETCH. +How do you know that Beluga whale didn't rob a liquor store?,Because it's white. +The G37 is not an economy car. It gets 19MPG and is not even considered a compact car.,It is a cheaper luxury car though so in that aspect it's an economy luxury car +What why? Thorin is insanely good at making Esport content because he's knowledge withing esport (especially csgo) is crazy and he's probably the best at what he does. Why would u wanna watch something that he probably doesn't know nearly as much about?,He started a side channel specifically for that reason so that he could do things that aren't related to e-sports. +"if you sift through the site,you can find great and well developed games.its not all bad and horrible stuff",all the good things are overshadowed by all of the high school rp crap games tho +"Nah, they'll shift the blame","yeah, fuck obama he left this mess to us republicans!" +i'm trying to adjust at the moment. thanks for the concern,"Don't worry, and take your time ;)" +I will eat the month old expired whole milk in my fridge if this happens,The fact you used eat instead of drink makes my belly sad for you +"The deal would extended copyright and IP law to the other members (since US law tends to be the most stringent). I don't know if any privacy concerns, but a lot of people complained about ISDS courts and national sovereignty, but their fears come from a misunderstanding of what the courts do and that ISDS have worked wonderfully for the past 20 years in other trade deals. There are some thing in the deal I think are negatives, but personally I believe the positives of free trade and the geopolitical effects make the deal worth it.",People use the most absurd strawmen arguments against ISDS. +I finally get another platinum chest! after waiting 24 hours I wonder what will I get? Tower of Terror? Splash Mountain? I finally open it and it's... A wooden bench. I hate platinum chests.,What's a platinum chest? +"Never Stop Fighting, Donald! It's why we respect and voted for you!",HES NOT MY MY PRESIDENT REEEEEEEEEEEEE +"BREAKING POLL: TRUMP +3 NV, +5 NC, +5 OHIO",HILLARY BTFO GAAZAH EASIEST ELECTION EVER GFDKAJSGFLKAGFDASJGFDAGDSAHGFDSHG +Somebody Once Told Me,Unreadable +it's an expression at the end of the day.,A ridiculous one at that. +"Once you've lost time and health, you can never get them back",This guy has never heard of prosthetic hands +128 tick server please,doesn't fix anything +"While we're at it, we might as well put them in one location. Some sort of, fenced in location where we can just keep an eye on them all.","Good idea, concentrate them in one secure location." +It's also true based on polling.,are you saying there was a poll for trump supporters to see how many were racist? +College kids who have never worked a day in their lives raging about 'the system' on macbooks their dads bought for them.,"Bro, you just don't understand." +"Or that's not Lillie on the left... that's her on the right! That's right, Gladion was actually Lillie in disguise this entire time! Or, more likely, Lillie's just not in frame in this shot and the camera focused on the player character while she was giving words of encouragement to them.",Lillie was Racer X the whole time! +Can we leave Jugen at the airport like USC did to Lane Kiffin?,Let's leave Bradley's pathetic ass there too. +3 mana 7/7.,"Unplayable, kills itself." +Call me stupid but do flagmen even make calls? I thought the headset was for race control or whatever to tell the flagman what to do.,"Race control asks me for my opinion quite often, and I control the start of the race (where it starts, and if it was good)." +Rapid Fire Attachment - Which Call of Duty game is it OP? What do you think guys? Does it really help on laggy or high ping games?,Bo1 hands down. +"Kurt Eichenwald on twitter: Word from inside @FBI. FURIOUS at Comey, think he's mishandled public revelations from get go. Outrageous incompetence one agent told me.",Didn't realize that the actual title of Comey's position is the J. Edgar Hoover Memorial Head of the FBI. +They can shoot OVER hills and obstacles too?,"yes, have you not seen a kv-2 lob shots?" +Sweet teen Busty,If only they were bigger +What's your DisneyWorld Hack?,"If you bring a giant double stroller, you can use it as a battering ram to push your way though crowds...." +Isn't that about bobsledding?,That's Cool Runnings. +You guys are way to talented in the trenches on both sides of the ball to get worked like that. Clearly you can outcoach talent.,Now you and I agree on something. +Ubisoft will keep dicks in Watch Dogs 2. Lady parts to be removed.,Here's to hoping none of these patches make it to the PC version. +PCMR Love Story,"Jokes on them, you're actually a custom build running a liquid cooled mini-itx and an LCD to just *look* like a retro computer." +I could be wrong but I don't think Trump is looking forward to being President. He's already trying to figure out how to spend more time in New York. He's realizing how much work and responsibility is required. There's no financial reward other than laws he can change to benefit himself. He can't evoke Hillary Clinton's name as a crutch to his criticisms now. He knows he has to deliver. He knows he will take the blame for anything bad that happens. He knows it's largely a thankless job. He knows he can't (probably knows he shouldn't) deliver his promises. I just don't see the upside anywhere.,I'm ready for the outrage from the right-wingers when he spends all those vacation days in New York. +"They used to, but we ate 'em",Don't include Us in your we you mixed breed! +"Mexico, wtf?","its using minimum wage as a measure, not median." +So with an extra chromosome? I think there's already a term for that.,Pretty sure having XY-chromosomes = advantaged. +At first I thought it was a half melted smurf riding a blue slug. It was pretty awesome when I realised it was old mate the octopus,"Also, it kinda looks like the octopus and its tsunami is going to win the fight, 10 points for accuracy." +Its a meme ya pleb,"I'm sorry, I forgot that being a meme excuses douchyness." +Don't forget beastiality. Same sex marriage is a slippery slope to marrying dogs.,People do love their dogs +"For me, it would be shame...massive, crushing shame.",ed would? +pancreatic tumours,They can help if tuned to 432 Hz! +No update today?,its a wednesday? +Reynad invented zoo,"Reynad may have brought the archetype into hs, but he took the name from magic" +It's been that way since before I joined three years ago. I'm guessing it was one of the first features (the site is now 10 years old?),"I have no doubt, I just can't remember that far back because I only started commenting 2 years ago." +m0E: Echofox is still going to be around... in a very exciting way,Echo Fox buys SK +"Thank you SO MUCH! I missed out on the IKEA family discount on a several things because I couldn't make it down in time, so this will help a lot! I wonder if I could bring my daughter so she could buy half my stuff and we could get the discount twice.",That sounds like a plan ;D +That's why our vote is important. Need to send a message that we're fed up with the systemic corruption. Local especially! This shit is built from the ground up,"If you look at history, you'll see that the only viable method for change (aside from full-on rebellion) are general strikes." +Yeah that's kind of what I imagined.,Its the Simpsons fault lol +Tf2 died :(,"TIL 50,000 players is dead" +Wife Beater Gets A Painful Dose Of Street Justice,I'm 100% sure he'll never hit her again +What did he say that makes you think he's upset?,Their sarcasm about these long snapper jokes being funny is what I took as an indication that they were tired of the posts. +Do you thing it would be better than the msi X99a sli plus at $180? Looking for a Mobo to put my 6850k in.,I'm not really versed in all the X99 boards but just from a glance the Asus one offers USB 3.1 and USB type C. I personally have some USB type C devices so for me it was worth it. +"Don't bother asking buttstache, he'll just give you the run around",just make a desperate move or else you'll win And then begin to see What you're doing to me +Havencraft: Choosing between 'Elana' or 'Storm',Disenchant all of that and build Forestcraft Hybrid. +"12 man .5PPR, Pick 2: * LeGarrette Blount @ SF (duh) * Lamar Miller @ OAK * Mark Ingram @ CAR Btw, is it smarter to play a Thursday night player in their position or as a Flex?",Play then in their slot +Which Congress? Congress has been AWOL for the past 6 years.,The congress that has still passed the budget and economic stumili plans on time for the last 8 year. +"For the most part, the Sellwood bridge is complete. Does this mean traffic on Tacoma will continue to be a nightmare forever? For all intents and purposes, the Sellwood bridge is complete. They're still doing some work on one of the barriers on the edge of the bridge, but the main pattern of the lanes doesn't look like it's going to change any further. That said, right now traffic on Tacoma, heading onto the Sellwood bridge is terrible, every morning. Since the bridge is more-or-less in finished mode, and traffic is bad, does that mean that there aren't really going to be further improvements to traffic there? *Is it going to be like this forever?* The wider bike lanes and sidewalks on *both* sides of the bridge now are cool tho.","I'm guessing your realtor was like, Oh, yea...traffic right now is pretty tough, BUT when the bridge is finally done it'll be just fine." +That makes a lot of sense. Do you think this is a bug or a feature?,"Feature obviously, working as intended." +I expect them to do the same with black racists and mexicans who are always talking about taking over and making southern america mexico again.,You dropped this: +So the best approach to public health in America is fat shaming?,And if kids are flunking out of school we should shame them for that as well. +"Note to Breitbart: Earth Is Not Cooling, Climate Change Is Real and Please Stop Using Our Video to Mislead Americans","Woah there, be careful, Breitbart might boycott the weather in retaliation!" +*Gib,*GiB +Bent GenderRonpa V3,But Shuichi is already a girl! +I know this is fake because you said Cheese isn't for everyone.,"No no no, cheese the food is for everyone, but cheese the business isn't for everyone" +the kids are adopted,Yeah but how can you know for sure? +"Cucks on Parade at yet another useless, meaningless award show of course have to dedicate time to shit on Trump. Fuck Hollywood","Hillary will hold the 1% to task, trust us - the room full of 1%ers" +BB-8 Chrome/Gold HT Exclusive,"I'm glad a lot of you don't like it, maybe I'll actually be able to get one!" +This Google Quick Draw thing is broken......,"You forgot that line down the middle of the Xbone, idiot." +Nice. I wonder what his thing will be. RF vibrated and had glowing eyes and Zoom constantly crackled with energy.,"not just that, but he will have new speedforce powers that the flash doesnt understand or atleast use the same speedforce powers in a new inventive way." +"First time poster. First in a long time. Crayon by EHX. Also, the rest of my home rig.",My bandmate has a Jet King and I swear those things are a treasure. +"Not anymore. MNK/WAR used to tank a bit when FFXI was new. Also, MNK used to tank A LOT in Abyssea.","Ahh, Abyssea is when I quit." +"What Other Digital Miniseries Would You Like To See? If Slingshot is a success, what other characters would you like to see Marvel center on in a miniseries?",GRAVITON +Would like some exeggutes on top of that,I have 750 candies because I have a nest near me but non are good cp ... waiting for a hatch. +What did you pay with?,"visa, the exact same card I successfully paid with 2 weeks ago on a different order" +They murdered his new restaurant then held the company Christmas party there the next night! Savages.,donkey sauce everywhere... +Can we please get rid of the inbuilt hastened on Erlang and Jing yet? like replace it with movement speed cause that shit is broken.,"Get rid of Fatalis while we're at it pls, no" +Technically the Spanish and the disease they brought over wiped out 90% of the Native population before we killed anyone.,"Yes, totally, including all the Native Americans in the center and on the west coast of the continent that the Spanish never met...." +Just be careful once they patch in the reveries...,These violent delights... +"20,000 people have donated to Planned Parenthood in Mike Pence's name since the election",See it turns out things can be privately funded and the government doesn't have to have its' fingers in everything! +Steel and Velvet - Christian Domestic Discipline from a husband's perspective.,Fuck that dumbass religious bullshit. +"You knew what I meant because we're talking about self healing abilities though. That's not actually a juice box roadhog is drinking as well, just to be clear",You're right it's actually called his vape obviously. +"25,000 Kurds protest against Erdogan in Germany",I see these people are assimilating well into Germany culture and society. +"Oh he was just telling them about how I really hated something he was into at the time so he pretended to not be into it either because he thought I was out of his league and wouldn't like him if he was into that. Then we started dating and I found out about this hobby of his and was not pleased. He then managed to get me to try it out...and then we were both way into it for years. So he was both bragging that he got me and then that he turned me, haha.",Awww :) +I hope no one was hurt.,Was done overnight +Which makes no sense because the Soviets had no food issues at the time of the moon landing.,"Nonsense, only America and her allies have ever been stable enough to produce food!" +You should be aborted.,The best part of you ran down your moms leg. +"I'm gonna say it while expecting a ton of hate; I don't want to see it. I liked what was put out, even if it had warts and it wasn't perfect. Keep the other shots in the studio. I don't mind a deleted scene or two on the DVD, but the last thing we need right now is people arguing which is the real version of the movie.",I would argue some people enjoy the debates. +"Is it legal to bet on the Presidental Election in Vegas? If so where would I go? Visiting Vegas over the Presidential Election, figured I'd try and make a quick buck. ;) Also, on that top, when I was a kid (15 or so years ago) I was enamored by one of the Casino's sports betting rooms with their gigantic projection displays, but I forget where it was. Any recommendations on where to find some impressive betting rooms?",Bitcoin +Wack the packaging without damaging the content!,Luckily its just a code to download inside so hes good +haha triggered!!11!1,Triggerooskied ecks dee being an offensive jackass is funny +"yes, you can say that.",I understand. +Good luck starting that yourself with no formal schooling,I can google a fishtail parka pattern it's gucci +"She was told to by Trump. A reporter even asked her if she was told to leak it and her response was, I'm not going to answer that.",Even a bigger issue. +He ran into my knife 10 times,He had it coming! +"Nah. He just really, really wants this stuff to be true.",But...why? +"Shishkebab or Stealth Blade? I'm almost finished building my automatron and want to make it a dual bladed killing machine but i can't choose between the Shishkebab and the Stealth Blade, I like how the Shishkebab's look but the Stealth Blade's has higher damage and the only thing i hate about the Stealth Blade is that he retracts them outside of combat so that looks kinda stupid... Why is making choices so hard?","Build two robots, have them fight to the death in your blood soaked arena and go with whoever comes out on top." +"Wow, that's some profound shit there. Never considered that before. Really mind blowing. Wanna come over to my house and listen to the new Tool album and drop acid?",Yes +Am I the only one who can't play still? Or are the servers being DDOSed still but I'm just getting unlucky?,What happens when you try joining a game? +So I'm taking everyone's advice and deciding against preordering. Greedy devs.,Textbooks are such a waste of money when majority of the assignment's answers are online. +Preview: Weekly Idol Ep284 (BIGBANG),red carpet of course =) +Oh nice they're not going to shoo- OH DEAR GOD!,If only she could be as resilient as the White Run guards when i shoot them in the face. +Video showing all the Christmas tricks Alexa can perform. Including Christmas light automation!,I didn't realize that alexa has a different accent across the pond +Christian friend at school told me this.. That evolution has no proof. Says that nothing has evolved in 2 thousand years. Aside from this he's usually pretty smart and cool. But anyone have any links or anything to show him that evolution is real?,"If mud comes from dirt, how come there is still dirt?" +"Mostly because the state of MacOS currently with it not being optimized for a touchscreen like Windows 10. But yeah options would be good for sure, but I feel like OS X would be come more fragments if apple offered two versions, one for touchscreens and one for non-touchscreens.",That's what they should either go with Microsoft's approach or rebuild it and start over again. +It really isn't and wasn't ever pro Hillary.,*checks username* Yeah right +On my way,Thanks man +"Alright, so in your mind when I sleep with you I have a right to know your medical history to whatever degree I feel is right? What if I sleep with you, then later on find out you had a broken leg once and say well I never asked you and you couldn't have known, but I don't want to sleep with people who had broken bones at some point, so you have raped me by deception?",False Equivalency. +Akmal hit-wicket on Twitter,*Fellowship of the Akmal* +Eric Gordon. With that Rockets offense? Anything is possible.,Lets be De-friends +And then deal % max hp true damage,% max bank account true damage +What if it were a woman who were afraid she were about to get raped?,"So I'm walking down the street minding my own business and some chick ahead of me freaks out and thinks i'm following and about to rape her... kills me, and thats OK?" +"I've heard the sound was downgraded and after reaching lvl 13 the only differences I have noticed are that the sound may in fact be worse, and there are a bunch of texture problems like water dissappearing and textures popping thanks to draw distance. Also a bunch of AI pathing problems now that I think about it. Probably best to wait for a patch",Sound is compressed to hell and back in SE for some reason. +Si cat e limita de viteza acu? Tot 70?,"in oras 50, in arterele periferice 60, pe centura Vectra 80, Pe tronsonul nou 90, Pe tronsonul in dublare 70," +Planetside 2 Anniversary livestream this Friday,I'd really like to see devs try to play on prime-time Miller to see how much fun this game can be! +Bone/Ligament/Tendon strength and density More muscle mass naturally Increased testosterone Less fatty tissue,ARE YOU SAYING I LOOK FAT +I hope they do this. I'd love to see an independent Scotland.,Scotland wouldn't go independent because Westminster legislated to accept the results of a referendum. +"Counter offer: carriage wheels(1k), lightning boost(-12k), my house(3k), and my first born son(about 12000k depends on what you like) for your white hat.",bs carriage wheels are like 4 keys the spreadsheet even says so! +Who will Israel's next Prime Minister be? Netanyahu was elected in 2009 and was selected to lead the coalition. Will he win the next election? Will the next Prime Minister change Israeli policy significantly?,"Please Israel, change your PM, having for such a long time the same leader is quite dangerous (not because he'll become a dictator, but because it poison the political enviroment)." +yeesh. what a cancerous culture,What are you talking about the Warriors always have fun laid back practices the Kings are just mimicking their culture +Now that Duncan is gone the NBA needs another robot who's great until he's over 40.,So we just gonna forget Andre Miller now ? +Oh good. They even found a way to make Star Wars political. **ISN'T ANYTHING SACRED?**,You're going to forget the politics of the great Palpatine ? +Functionality?What functionality?,Put it in a sock and then use it to... **BASH** +"I've done the math.. Between my GF and I, we make 42 million yen a year. Before taxes. Why does it always seem we are scraping by at the end of the month? Sure, we may like to do some things and I know there is some expenses that could be shaved.. But still. How do you live on anything less than 70 million a year?",You must have work at the pentagon before this. +"Pai e simplu. In a doua imagine e bebelusul, fmmm intrusul care strica vieti si dezbina familii.","Gresit, bebelusul care salveaza casnicia" +The model in this Target sign has Down syndrome (I think),"Oh, I get the message, if you mix Asian and black you get down syndrome" +"Posted this in another thread. 1990 Cy Young voting, Bob Welch over Roger Clemens Welch: 27-6, 2.95 ERA, 129 K, 1.223 WHIP, 126 ERA+, 3.0 WAR Clemens: 21-6, 1.93 ERA, 209 K, 1.082 WHIP, 213 ERA+, 10.6 WAR",Nope Welch deserved it he had more wins +"Did you know that Scion can get 101% Avoid Status aliments? With Scion's Raider ascendancy (25%), the Avoid Status aliments node wheel (50%), the Elemental Focus node (10%), the Thick Skin node (8%), the Conqueror's Longevity Jewel (3%) and the Tear of Purity Amulet(5%) which totals up to 101% Avoid Status Aliments, 96% without Tear of Purity. I'm pretty sure this isn't that useful, but it is something no other ascendancy can get unconditionally.","nice try, ggg" +"why would they give such a flat girl a nude scene? Like....I'm into it, that's why I'm here but cmon, thats just bad sex appeal",Really? +I bet she'll think twice about doing that again. Ouch.,I am not convinced she will be thinking anymore. +"Parents won't leave me alone about FA Im a 21 yo kissless virgin and have never been on a date. My parent know this and won't stop trying to help me. they constantly crticize my hair (telling me to get it cut every 2 weeks to be always perfect) and dress ( Tell me not to wear T-shirts, or sneakers). They also tell me to try to ask out my friends who are girls and will check to see if i did(they don't understand that I am friend zoned and the girls only talk to me because I help them in school). They tell me my personality is wrong and i need to change. I told my dad I was ugly and they said it doesn't matter. He said he was ugly, but got a lot of girls too, but when i looked at photos of his past GFs they were all heavily obese(no offense to larger ladies) and used him for his money(he told me). I What can i do to stop this?","Ask them to buy you a mail order bride lol No seriously, move out as soon as you can and don't let their toxic blue pill shit dictate your life." +Should we tell him?,"Nah, give him a year....." +What exactly is that sub?,"From what I can gather, a parody of T_D that is a left of center politician in Germany (so likely around Bernie, maybe further left, idk) that is potentially running against Merkel in Germany." +Best foods for weight loss What are the best tasting low calorie foods for efficient weight loss?,"I like peanut butter, oreos, Chipotle burrito bowls, and Raisin' Cane's fried chicken." +"That would be an improvement over the current winner-take-all system, but it doesn't fix the biggest problem I have with the electoral college, which is that some people's votes count for more than others.","Definitey not going to argue with that, but I think that because we are a Representative Constitutional Republic and not a Direct Democracy, the college exists to make the system as fair as it can be for places where a vote would never count like in flyover America." +Can we all agree this patriot looks cool AF in his uniform?,I'd share a foxhole with this man anytime. +Does anyone have any newborn kittens they're willing to sell? My cat died and so our family would like another one.,Plenty of kittens at the humane societies that need homes. +You can't actually believe Donald Trump is a human being. He's entirely fueled by racism and is a horrible person who we shouldn't even give a chance.,I think you dropped this... +I hear Bickell isn't happy in Carolina... :p,NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO +Reddit page of cheaters in Battlefront,Is tesko on there? +(Questions about religious double standards for the classification of terrorist groups) Why isn't the Jewish Defense League classified as a Terrorist Organization but The Holy Land Foundation is?,Obviously a Zionist conspiracy +Sad songs about losing the one like Love is a Laserquest by Arctic Monkeys,Somebody Else by The 1975 +What is THE song that makes you want to run out on the battlefield and slay your enemies? Mine: Amon Amarth - Cry of the blackbirds Manowar - Blood of the kings,"Anything by Amon Amarth or Cannibal Corpse, but those two aren't really power metal." +Here come the Swedes,"Oh shit, waddup" +Your wish has been granted! 2 wishes remain!,I think it would be cool not to look like a zebra anymore +Your first mistake was assuming I have friends to drink with and girls/guys to kiss Instead of drinking alone on weekends and kissing the anime girl on my monitor/pillow,When you try to flip the joke on yourself but it's all true +My Hero Academia - Ch. 116,"idk what does baku thinks of him self tbh, legit he has no standing point talking about deku's powers as it something that is related to him." +Damn it Texas. Shit like this is *kinda* embarrassing!,I know every knows it's going to be a fence at this point. +"That's a lovely question! First off, I for one welcome our new insect overlords. As for a studio, I would without a doubt start my own (and may even have my hands in something soon to be announced) just like I started my own firm. I loooooove story driven RPG games, but I also understand the market. So that would remain a side project while I pump out fun yet shorter games most likely.",Please do make a post here if you make your own game studio - that'd be awesome to follow! +Positivity and kindness the way... She turned on bridgette? And even James when she was on the ropes. She plays victim when things don't go her way. She's so entitled.,Woah there this sub believes she is completely genuine and did nothing whatsoever to pander to the audience so you need to get with the hivemind. +What is the world not flat?,Of course it's flat. +"I have a friend who still clicks. He was on his shaman yesterday and we called out for heroism and all we hear on voice is uhhhhh...heroism...heroism....where is that.....stormstrike, shit to far Yes. He casts heroism out of his fucking spellbook.",Just roll Horde cos Bloodlust is on page 1 +One: personal space Two: personal space Three: Stay out of my personal space Four: Keep away from my personal space Five: Get out of that personal space Six: Stay away from my personal space Seven: Keep away from that personal space Eight: Personal space Nine: Personal space,"That's what I'm talking about, now this guy is serious about his personal space." ++1. I have 871 ilvl as fire but my bag ilvl is 889. I get into any pugs then when they ask why is my HP 2.2m i just say I only have 20 points in my weapon. Still out DPS people with 2.5M hp but it's not like LFG tryhards use a brain they just call my spec OP and think that the mastery stacking DH needs buffs.,Well once the M+ counter starts you're safe to switch from your queuing set with the maximum ilvl to your actually working gear set. +Calgary will experience complete oil/energy industry obsolescence by 2030. What are we doing about it ?,Yeah.. I wonder if he has any good lotto numbers too +There has not been recount yet. They have not finished the final tally yet.,"So, wait, do you mean they're in the MIDDLE of the recount or that they're still counting votes?" +Bernie lost all of his relevance when he endorsed Crooked Hillary.,Obviously +Eromanga Sensei ch 27,That last page... HNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG +Microsoft and Intel have built offices in China as well. I am not sure I understand the context of your comment.,low wage shit holes +This is why you never send any documents they request because they will ban/close your PayPal account after they get it(which I assume they might sell to third-parties who knows).,"Yes, of course they sell confidential documents and information to third parties." +What is your definition of a living hell?,Being surrounded by Pecker (Green Bay Packers) fans. +"You kite him in the same way you kite a TA after they've used blink - you walk away. TA does basically the same thing. If she catches you offguard, you're dead. If you survive the initial burst, you can just walk away because her range (which is longer than MK at max psi blades) is still pretty ass. 300 units is only 'lol ranged hero xd' for the first 10 or so minutes. After that it's literally fodder for most of the common ranged picks right now. Past 15 minutes MK just turns into a case of 'whoever catches the other offguard wins'. Now that I think about it, just treat earlygame MK like a lategame TA. Once he hits lategame just stun and kill him like literally every other squishy",except MK has twice the burst of TA and a much stronger laning stage... +Version 9.5.2 Patch notes,What are crowns? +Joe Warren getting KTFO,Stiff like a board +"I think Sjin is kind of tricking everyone right now, since he's only using cavalry. It makes it seem like he's on par with Lewis tech-wise, but really he could be building infantry and machine guns.","That's because cavalry are really OP in civ6, especially with Scythia's double bonus to them." +"I play daily on PS3 (because I'm too poor for a PS4) in freemode/online. It's still very active and a lot of fun even though we don't have all the new cars and modes on PS4 and XB1 but there are quite a few hackers on PS3. 75% of them will leave you alone while they fly cars around. However the other 25% will be hijacking the car your driving, blowing everyone up and/or teleporting everyone to them for some stupid reason. They're easy to spot because they will either have a level of 8000 or 420. I just hope when I finally do get a PS4, I can transfer my character. I think I saw somewhere that Rockstar wont allow anymore character transfers, specifically because of the PS3 hackers who were transferring their characters with hacked cash.",hehe 420... +Maplin?,You forgot the +#***MILES TOLD US NOT TO DO THIS***,fuck miles +Crowd Funding in COD will it ever happen?,"Crowd funding whereby 50% of all donations go directly to Activision and 50% is put into the prize pool, we could be onto a high yielding profit model for Activision rn" +There Is Only One Solution To The Bitcoin Scaling Debate,"Thought this was some of the most informed AND balanced coverage I have ever seen for BTC, from a major outlet no less." +Can't we all just get the fuck along?? This site used to be entertaining and informative and it's annoying to come on here and just see everyone arguing all the fucking time. Just grow the fuck up and get along.,I would. +She has completely lost her mind!,What a crappy mirror... +Beyonce is scientific evidence that the Book of Mormon is false.,"Lupita Nyong'o, Eva Mendez, Salma Hayek, Rosario Dawson, I could go on for days, but I'm an evil apostate so I guess it makes sense I'm attracted to dark skin." +This answer so many times over,"But, it wins Jeebus' live." +"Maybe, it's hard to say for certain that no one would have cared since we have no idea what's hiding in there. Is it an enormous amount of debt? is it a low 10% tax rate? back tax payments of enormous magnitude?",Did he pay Putin 1 billion for a back rub? +"If Michael Young is in the game next year, what do you think he would be?","If they introduce any chemistry mechanics, he would be so valuable" +Maybe if she acted honorably she would have won? I swear these idiots blame everyone but themselves.,NEVER saw Sanders do that. +I'm going to breed doydoys. Is the enclosure big enough?,"Maybe if you dont mind animal cruelty, jeez" +"Glorious 60 fps in the client beta The client feels so much more smooth than the old client. Aside from the bugs, Riot has really outdone themselves with this. Keep it up!",The human eye cant see above 30 anyways +Lol this is enough to make me buy the pack :P,He has so many great lines. +I have $8 and would like a plate please.,Sorry we only have chopping boards. +King of Clarity: What's the best optic and why?,The ones you can afford and reliably use to hit a target are the best optics. +kennyS clutch 3k,What did I just witness +5 vs 1. EVERY. SINGLE. GAME.,Or maybe you're so bad everyone left +"A simple fix would be to just make core modes social with rolling lobbies. But apparently nobody in TC has common sense, or they don't give a flying fuck.",Apparently Epic fucked up with GoW3 because there was nothing to be learned there +Really Doug? Because you are about to hate me...,But..but this is ThanksGIVING not ThanksTHREATENING Sam! +"Now, hear me out here... we could build ^a ^^wall.",And have Mexico pay for it? +"everyone is saying that Es looks like saber, in her Xblaze apparence not much but in blazblue centralfiction kinda gives the impresion of that she looks like saber","She got a move or two named after the KotR, IIRC." +Still ridiculous for a sniper to be fully accurate from that far away,its not fully accurate though +"seriously, I don't fucking understand where this guy is coming from. His campaign manager posted my story about a protester getting paid $3,500 as fact. Like, I made that up. I posted a fake ad on Craigslist. so you go through a bunch of effort to make something look real, then you get upset when someone thinks it's real because they don't automatically assume everyone goes around making fake craigslist ads to make a fake story? What the fuck is wrong with this person?","...its just a prank, bro?" +Winter Artesian Market at the Iron Horse Hotel today until 4pm,resend the link +Ricky Burns vs. Paulie Malignaggi possible for 2017 for WBA super lightweight championship,good evening fight +Thanks it's my first meme :-),I've seen danker memes but overall it's a solid 8 out of 10 with rice. +Bingo. I just wish more people understood this,But borders are racist! +Obviously just a false flag.,Soros strikes again. +Anyone notice that Ask_The_Donald is now private?,"Go back to your safe space, you stupid libcuck." +I have one question: does he listen to the words coming out of his mouth?,You can't trust the liberal media. +If Donald Trump is so rich then why is the common taxpayer paying for his own security? He is basically the ultimate archetype of the welfare queen (or in this case king).,All those people getting $40/month in food stamps are ruining the country. +"Lets not forget that even after the hack they still had to grossly misrepresent the contents of the emails in order to get the message they wanted out. It wasn't about what was in them, they simply used the fact that they were hacked to try and legitimize their disinformation campaign.","They hid the secret to making creamy risotto, so fuck them." +Murderous Redcap (political cartoon),"It doesn't have enough labels, so I don't know what is happening." +TiA discusses LGBT and pedophiles. I'll leave it up to you to guess which group gets more support.,Don't forget that we need to bully fat people because they are bad for society. +"Even Vanilla SFIV was better than SFV. If not in terms of mechanics, then at least in terms of roster, content and features",Yup. +9.0 earthquakes are a real threat in Germany.,Nuclear power plants just wouldn't make sense in a country that has as many natural catastrophes and such loose laws like Germany. +"No, those were **suggestions**.",Oh you sweet autumn child. +I want off the ride.,C'mon it's just getting good. +Companies these days,"We want someone who will fix all of our problems for less than minimum wage, is that so much to ask" +"Extremely empathetic rich man shares story of a homeless lady who plagued his neighbourhood, ruining the poor gentrifiers' quality of life. So relieved she's gone!","Damn homeless people, can't they go somewhere?" +"So is HEIL, but you wouldn't say that in a Jewish Heritage Museum.",But what if I want to have a frank discussion on the merits of [Heil garbage trucks](http://www.heil.com) versus those made by competitors? +"As a Spanish speaker, I feel honoured when foreigners try to speak my language. :)",Quiero jugar con tu huevos. +We are all Kanye on this blessed day,Speak for yourself +Isokaze is good - but only against BBs. The braindead BBs that get wrecked by sailing straight will get owned almost as easily with Clemson too. You're also able to smoke up and stealthfire til your hearts content. It's just more flexible.,The Clemson has a much shorter torp range and struggles to stay undetected when working offensively in open waters. +Megyn Kelly: Fox News Had to Explain to Trump Lawyer Why It Would Be Bad If I Were Killed,That Trump fella certainly surrounds himself with the nicest people. +I figured it would be like that since the will not enter province if it would break supply is back(it was gone in 1.1) but still - don't try to swim through water where the enemy has complete naval advantage shouldn't be too hard to implement would it?,Rather don't swim through water where you don't have naval supremacy +Good ol Dead Rising. Frank West 4ever!,Looks like they finally fixed all the problems in Deadrising 4. +"Small venue needed - Help please! Hey Madisonian's, Every year I host a dinner party with around 30 people. This year it looks like I'll need to rent a venue to accommodate everyone. I'm taking any an all suggestions for places. Obviously the venue would have to allow food. Since I'm paying for it, I'm hoping to find a place for $100 or less. Thanks for your help!!!",Your closest neighborhood/community center will likely be the most accommodating for bringing in food/drink and likely the most affordable +name a more iconic duo.. I'll wait.,How iconic can it be when one vote out the other? +He is just going to make the US so undesirable a country that no one wants to cross the border. You don't see a whole lot of people in a hurry to sneak into North Korea for a better quality of life.,"Well, if he crashes the country we won't have to worry about those pesky immigrants!" +I want a double IPA that only has 3% ABV,That's gonna be tough. +That story was so fucking stupid. They also did a story on how Trump had dinner without telling the press. OH THE HORROR.,Trump is bypassing the whitehouse press media! +What's Your Number? How many Items are in your collection right now. Only counting POPs and Dorbz I am at 491. How do you feel about your number? Can't wait to add more or maybe thinking it's time to back it down.,594-0372 +leak the chat.,We've been discussing making modmail public actually. +"I don't think it will work, but then I wouldn't have thought Repentance, Sacred Trial or Snipe would work either. Designing a sheep hero would be a lot more work though probably",Yeah and think that Blizzard is a small indie developer they can't handle it +"Donald Trump has officially surpassed Mitt Romeny in the popular vote! 3 million votes yet to be counted, so expect it to continue to rise!",Just imagine how much higher Kasich's would have been then! +"~20 billion barrels, US consumption of 20 million a day, so about enough for 3-4 years give or take.","Cool, that should stop a country invasion for a little while." +It's a long game of slut shaming.,"Well, it's what they get for having sex!" +Has Trump offered up his own college records and applications? He definitely didn't give his medical records. Just a doctor's note.,"He doesn't need to, he's white." +Wasnt it just a couple years ago michelle obama was getting shit on by republicans for wearing a sleeveless shirt in the white house? Unbecoming of a first lady wasnt it? Meanwhile i can gooogle many nude pictures of melania....,I'm sure the Republicans would care so much if Melania was walking around in the nude all the time... +I guess I completely imagined my flood relief emergency deployment after Irene. Completely fabricated the memories I have of flooded upstate NY towns and spending several days sleeping on a cot in a school gym in between pumping basements and responding to fires that broke out.,"No, that's all left wing conspiracies." +What was the xbox update for?,"They said it's a hotfix for issues last patch.. check your new vgs commands and report back fella, not sure what else maybe included.. thanks for reminding me to turn my Xbox tho" +What's a good last minute gift to buy online?,Funny t-shirt. +"Could not make it past the first two lines. I'm sorry. But, this Nuh-uh, YOU are childish shit gets tiring and boring to read after the 6789th time.","no, u don't even realize the white genocide that's getting worse" +"Oh god, of course I know it's an imaginary world. it's jus the rehashing of that gun, of which 20 were used by the union army at the time. The random Confederalies have one just chasing a couple guys on a train. 8 were originally mounted on boats. I know why they did it. It's just the most recent example of it being so central to the story. 2 episodes in a row 2 separate ones were used by 2 separate opposing groups. And the second time it was completely inconsequential tot he situation. It's jsut a trope/gimmick I don't like.",Also many characters are robots. +"i like how you read the first definition when you googled pathological, but not the second one",get TROLLED XD +If Baalke goes Kap goes. A new GM isn't going to invest that chunk of cap space in the mistakes of the previous regime. The path for Kap staying is extremely small. The front office needs to stay. The coaching staff needs to stay. Kap needs to play well enough that the 49ers want him back at 20M but not well enough that there's a FA market for him. I'm actually not sure that middle road exists. It's more like the edge of a razor. Don't really see him back under any circumstances.,Only way he stays is if he balls out the rest of the year and they give him another contract before he hits FA and he agrees to it...if it is even possible. +Guy sniffs oregano wtf :D=!,I don't know if you understand this sub +can last friday night be next lolz,Please sweet baby Jesus. +With Military Guns only in Airdrops and Heli I Tested 14 drops & 3 helis on Staging Branch,lots of customs +B-I-N-G-O and bingo was his name-oh.,"I feel like it's more likely that a huge majority don't want kids, have them anyway, but don't change their minds about not wanting kids." +But does it give more dps and lower cooldowns like OPs green circle? Didnt think so.,Does druids aoe heal really give you buffs? +Apparently this is how they check for knots before they go up.,Glad to see the city doing everything they can to improve traffic. +I think Carmelo can coming off the bench for a team built around KP when melo is like 37/38,"Eh, AD will probably have a super team by then." +"Trump probably won't actually go after any newspapers using executive authority, he will just rant about how they are unfair on twitter.","To be fair, they need to stop hurting his fragile little feelings." +2016 Annual Homeless Assistance Report - Number of homeless up slightly in Portland area,"In other news, it's usually quite rainy in the Pacific Northwest..." +"Glenn Beck: If not electing Trump means electing Clinton, 'so be it'",I bet Beck takes great care of his wife's children +"It's hard to find honestly, locally at least","From what it sounds like, its pretty easy go extract yourself" +What's the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychiatric patient? One of them has the keys.,"If the wrong one has the keys, you've got a Batman comic." +"I know it's stupid and not likely to go through, but maybe we could just send him a pizza? Any reason the embassy wouldn't except a pizza for Julian? We could also request a note to be written under the pizza. the note would say Go to the room with the window that embassy cat is most often seen from and flick the the lights 3 times, so we know you are well. Or put the cat in a collar without a tie tomorrow to confirm life. Anything to confirm life.","If this is something we do, we need to have some cabbies on our team monitoring the flickering lights when the pizza is delivered." +Isaiah Thomas: GOT EM,I'm too salty to appreciate IT rn +I love my coworkers but most of our text convos go something like this:,r/Fountainpens frowns at you +Yeah actually what is this,The worst. +Am I gay for finding women in mens' clothing attractive?,"No, just Beta." +You should go read Facebook comments on pro wrestling stuff. The amount of people that don't get it's scripted is scary.,lol its not scripted what are you talking about +Incest,Oh. +Sean Hollister on Twitter: #Facebook #Oculus to issue statement on #PalmerLuckey soon.,Holister is a senior editor at CNET. +The fuck? They planted the audience? Ridiculous.,i'm sure they're trying to correct the record. +Portugal.,What's the difference +I dont know why you were down voted. You are absolutely correct.,Have you TRIED Kale though? +Lf3m for HM WotM with CM please be experienced and appropriately Leveled! 3 chill guardians looking for 3 more for HM raid. Message Seyton616,2 spots left +How does one simply fix the bmg?,hit it with a wrench. +"Gives Raidhyn an upvote, but not the other devs.",Raidhyns always been nice to me :( Also I had to make sure his comment came before the non-dev +Ahh I see. Also I didn't understand any of the weeb you just spoke.,Reddit broke like BFGL does half the time +I've been on the site for over 7 years and the current state of this sub disgusts me.,yeah it's so annoying when people voice their opinions +Doing work on CSGO and they began to pick on my car :),"Don't worry OP, I bet they're just jealous!" +That's a lot of snek,A box of noodles +"Never EVER play with fire. That includes you Trump voters, too.","Right on man, ABP: Always Be Punching." +Foxconn has been studying the possibility of moving iPhone production to the U.S.,Jobs would have never allowed this +Probably a manufacturing defect you should buy a new pair to make sure.,"Yeah, and he should send it my way so I can make sure for him if it's a defect or not." +Yeah but Pitts doesnt even have a scarf,He has a name though! +"Well.. At least the Apple's cheaper, right?",That'd be the first time anything Apple is cheaper... +"He was IR'ed pretty quickly, so the usual Harvin stuff.",TIL it was from migraines. +I member! Member when Riverside's Festival of Lights used to be cool?,yeh I membeeeeee! +Its a Kuka. That company has been around since the late 1800s.,Definitely a startup company! +Does it come with a fire extinguisher,"They did reduce the amount of heat produced by adding a copper plate beneath the sticker, which apparently reduces heat significantly (it says in the article)" +Which video game you play daily?,Destiny. +"Personal Servant geez. A personal/household assistant isn't anything new. These people are creating a job and while they sound like they have high expectations, that in and of itself is not unusual at all in the job market across the board. I have a cleaner for my apartment because I'm bad at getting it done and I can afford it. I have a few friends who find that really bougie. Fuck them. They spend money on cigarettes/alcohol, videogames or movies, or whatever, I spend money on getting someone who likes to clean to do it for me. My cleaner is awesome and I'm putting money directly into someone's pocket. These people, what - they want their meals prepped, their house tidied, their schedules managed, and they want to put money into someone's pocket to do it for them - what the eff is the big deal? Maybe they work 50+ hours a week each. Who cares?",For the record - they had posted it as an internship - implying little to no pay. +I hope this is the next EN event and not the Chatfest. I don't think I can take back to back Tiering ~~though it is sad I won't get that Nico if it's still double event~~,"With how completely disjointed TW and WW have become in just the past few months, I would actually expect Chalfest Maki, especially since someone's already posted the event page with the dates... :/" +I liked it until it mocked me!,I liked it until it be came solely devoted to political shit But hey why would anyone ever want to get away from political nastiness right? +"This sort of attitude is one of the many reasons I won't hear a word against the guy. He wanted the best for Liverpool, he knew the history and bought into it and the fans, and he gave it his all. He gave us an unbelievable season out of nowhere and he left with no bitterness. A great guy.",It was all down to Suarez +Beautiful new Bombardier CS300 AirBaltic,Gorgeous! +"*Hello, we come from the city! Everything about the way you have lived for decades is wrong.* -One of the popular new folk in town",Run them and their ten government-subsidized organic coffee shops out of town! +62% of Voters Admitted After Elections They Feel Less Proud of America,But... But... It's great again! +Where is this available for purchase? I need to get these ASAP.,Hobby Lobby was where I spotted these. +The pattern of inconsistent report-writing continues...,Am I reading correctly that the MTSO report is dated in January but the FBI report wasn't until March? +"Lol those are helmets. Boba Fett is a Mandalorian, not a helmet.","Apparently as of new canon, Jango and Boba are no longer Mandalorians... :(" +"I'm the one that shot the president, don't blame me tho, I'm not in the wrong here!",It's not my fault the president walked in front of my bullet! +A long awaited goal was achieved,what do you do for money? +You could cut the tension with a knife.,You couldn't cut the tension in that room with a +3 longsword. +Have you seen Arrival yet?,2meta2fast +"New champion?? Really? I know we don't know exactly who the new champion is, but it's most likely a assassin. Why? Why can't we get a new Marksman not to mention half the marksman are either not even marksman or not playable at all?! I hate to complain about this I'm just wondering and I'm sure that some of the next few champion a marksman will be in there but the assassin overhaul just happend and I don't think we need a new one? I don't know how many of these posts pop up, I might be the 40000th, and I'm sorry if I am. I'm not angry just wanting a explanation.",I just think that we need a new class called markswoman as some people may be offended that Jinx is considered a marks*man* just because she has no boobs. +The AI in this game is brutal,This way anyone playing Coop can learn to pre-fire bc that what we need more of +He's playing super smash Bros right now...,It's only while he's in queue. +"Lag from Aus So I just started playing OSRS again, but It's completely unplayable for me atm. Constant lag (like maybe 10000ms) and disconnects every 2 minutes. Is this a common issue or is it just me?","Same here, tried doing zulrah for diary and just died over and over from thenlag... :(" +"What Should I Do About My Pain? (16/M) Ever since I was little, I've been extremely sensitive to pain. Eating hurt, running hurt, sitting hurt. Lately, my symptoms have been getting much worse. I pass out after gym class, and have to quit gym early due to pain and fatigue. I saw a doctor and got bloodwork done a month ago. I was subsequently prescribed vitamin D which hasn't done anything for me (yet). I now can't stay awake for over 12 hours and can't bring myself to ride my bike or exercise due to pain and exhaustion. I'm sure some of you have been in this kind of spot before, and I must ask, what do I do now?",You need to see a cardiologist if you're passing out. +"Can we have an Everlane thread? I have $65 store credit with Everlane (their customer service is fantastic in my experience, by the way). I searched the sidebar and the last thread about them was like 2 years ago. Anyone have any experience with their button up shirts or pants? I know they're mostly known for their bags and backpacks, but I'm good on that front.",I should also mention that I've had their backpack for 3 or so years and it's held up great through rough every day use. +"For example... From k-2 and then 3-5 they can only be held back 1 time. Let's say a child is held back in Kindergarten because he still doesn't know his alphabet or how to add 2+2. He can only repeat Kindergarten once. If he struggles in 1st grade, and still only knows 30% of the material being taught he will be moved up to the next level until he gets to 3rd grade. Even if he cannot read simple sentences in 1st grade and should be held back again, he will be pushed to 2nd grade causing an even larger gap. They cannot be held back a second time until they reach 3rd grade. It honestly is a disservice to the child. I've also seen it cause behavior problems because the child gets embarrassed he can't grasp the material when really he just needs more time than other students.","Wow this is literally what happened to my brother, and makes sense why he hates school, and couldn't be held back when he really needed to so he could learn." +"I fear for the future, considering I eat food and my species and especially the society that keeps me alive didn't evolve in these conditions.",Narwhal society? +"LPT: If the water in your shower doesn't turn warm fast enough, turn it to the hottest possible option for a few seconds and then turn it back to what you deem perfect",OMG do people really NOT know this? +Chris Brunt playing OOP remember guys,"Banged my wife for him today, thanks!" +"A few game ides I have got a few game ideas and I don't know which one I should make. I know they are big ideas, so just tell me in the comments which games you would like to play: A space dogfighting game, like in the old Star Wars Battlefront, but with more content. A realistic shooter for tactical missions (like Arma), but you are not playing against the AI, but against other players. Both of the teams have different objectives, like hold and conquer. A Counterstrike clone, because Counterstrike is getting worse every update A sci-fi RPG, in which you play as a bounty hunter. Imagine the life of Boba Fett for example.",Sci fi bounty hunter sounds fun +TV Reporter delivers doughnuts to 911 dispatchers to show his generosity; they all ignore him because THEY'RE FIELDING 911 CALLS,The cringe here is the subtitles for the lady that greets him when he boisterously enters the room set them down somewhere is just such a vibe killer for this dude. +Kassian with the casual tomfoolery,Duclair learned an important lesson there. +Content Idea: Skilling pet visual updates,All of those look amazing! +Kensington sign of the day,"Young professionals are clearly the scum here, not the person rattle-canning their (probably rented) house to send an offensive and fruitless message." +Any other camo subarus out there? Full wrap done by myself,But why? +freestyle soccer competition between the two angry young men,Clicked for angry +"These tiny but powerful desktops are so cool. I want to pack my next gaming pc build into as small a case as possible, but it'll still have 10x the volume of something like this.",Dan case? +(H)Macbook Air Aluminum Body and Screen 13 2013 (W)Paypal,Did the scamming take place from here or hardwareswap? +Why is no one talking about Sir Finley Mrrgglton into ping into Raza the Chained...? Is that not the end of the game?,"That's still only 1 free damage per turn, you'll need coldarra drake to make it an instant win." +A Field Guide To Identifying A White Nationalist | The Huffington Post,"Brietbart should write an article called, How To Spot A Black Supremacist Let's just bait ourselves into civil war" +Well known historical photos colorized,"I've seen most of these before, but in color it makes them more real." +"Californians should move inland, make the other states bluer.",Then they can't be surrounded by conformation bias. +Wtf is this...?,"Scott decided to redesign Nightmare Freddy, it really paid off." +Pearl exemplifies my feelings about clickbait fanvids,"Pink Pearl might be a Dishwasher, it's not unconfirmed!" +EXOTIC BUTTER'S DARK SECRET????? whAT???? (also how'd you make youtube dark colored),"Exotic Butters kills Purple Guy, he's lactose intolerant." +Who is the most attractive member of your own sex?,Did you just assume I have a gender +He did a full phone/audio interview prior to this as well. If you listen to it there will be no doubt it's Julian. If they sign something with PGP someone will just say not proof and even if he does another video and this time with a newspaper someone will say not proof body double. It's absurd.,So because some people don't understand PGP you think that it's not important? +"Gentlemans of reddit, what brave and chivalrous acts have you done for a lady today?",Avoided looking at her so she wouldn't be creeped out +What do you wish still existed from your childhood?,Happiness +surprising that brewer is not on the list.,You forgot the +I think in the future we'll look at the 1960's as one of the first times in human history that a significant group of people had their heads straight.,Yeah because those people are running our government now and doing such a great job. +Dawn of war knows how to choose a frame rate.,30FPS lock or riot! +I have been here for days...DAYS!,Have you hit your yearly datacap of 50 Megabytes yet? +And you find that acceptable?!,"Idc, dumbasses prolly deserved it" +"Stress free Marijuana investing for the working man plan I can no longer deal with the stress of watching Canopy bounce through extremes all day, I swear day traders have caught on to that one and are running some of us broke. That thing blows through my stops every half hour and continually takes my profits. I can't keep checking it at work all day, I'll be out of a job! My new marijuana investment plan is sticking to the big three venture stocks in order of investment MT, OGI, APH. One advantage is the venture market doesn't allow for stops, this stabilizes the big sell off swings. My plan of monitoring is stop checking every five minutes, check once daily after market, and hold on until I smoke my first legal bowl of weed. Good luck to all, and wishing you stress free investing.",Your first mistake was putting stops on what should have been a long play. +"It's a bit too early to say Hibike S2 is AOTS, but have an upvote for true faith.",Super sensible comment in a thread about calling aots for 40 ongoing shows +"Thats actually super interesting, how many people have their been over 7 ft",At least 10 +Nah not really. I'm in a smaller city outside about an hour away from any larger city,Was this around Houston? +What is the point? What are they protesting? I know nothing about Juggalos.,"They're protesting your ignorance, can you not read?" +Fabregas arguable but still think Chalobah did do almost nothing compared to the shove in the back he got from Iheanacho.,"I guess, I can see where you're coming from." +list key preferably items mean add extra,what a bargain on those crimson chaks +A little of both. I bought it because I like guns with history and they are pretty cheap for an old workhorse that can take a beating.,"If you still find them for $110, let me know." +You're telling me it's /not/ normal to discussing your underpants and cock sucking preferences with strangers you hope to befriend????,"Apparently, OP encountered someone who's figured it out- the rest of the world has been wrong all along." +"guess so, but i didnt see anyone else postingthis.",probably because YOU'RE 2 MONTHS LATE BUDDY +"That always makes me so nervous. When I was a cashier/teller I tried to kind of be busy while the first person put their stuff away so they wouldn't feel pressured. Also, to give them change first, then bills. I even went so far as to count the bills from smallest to largest so that they would get it back largest to smallest. Made it easier for them to count. But does anyone notice! No! Customers, man.",If something is efficient and user friendly it usually tends to go unnoticed. +"Dude, my buddy just got a 28.8 modern. It's like twice as fast as 14.4. You can load yahooligans in 4 minutes!",Is it that dope us robotics external? +"There are no fucks to give. Do your own research, I won't hand it to you. I figured giving you names would be enough to figure out the rest on your own.",Relax +Did one of them die?,"No, Natasha filed a restraining order against Matt because he kept bumping into her, so he cannot be within a 2 mile radius of her, thus they cannot be on the same screen together.... unless they get a very very long screen." +"Right? Like, since 2012, my life has gotten measurably better. It's gotten *significantly* better since 2009. And here's the entire right wing claiming the country is falling apart. Bitch what?","The country is falling apart because my neighborhood now has three of those browns versus one in 2009... you know, the ones who are a little bit darker than pasty white." +"I don't do any vocals or anything. Just guitar, bass, and synthesizers. So I've never needed anything else. I have been thinking about getting a blue or telefunken mic though.","Telefunkens are obviously amazing but since I can't afford one, I am very happy with my blue woodpecker." +He may have lied about that,*gasp* say it ain't so! +Secret pyramid found inside ancient Kukulkan Mayan temple - Washington Journal,Why would they store grain inside a temple? +White Hispanics from Mexico. Just like it was racist when Americans used to be racist against the Irish.,Irish isn't a race so totally not racist bro +Can you really not do that? MBs just got even higher one the crappiest computers list,"Sorry, forgot the" +As pessimistic as it sounds I honestly don't expect much from this dude. Trump shits all over his services and calls him a looser for being captured and he still rolled over and put party over country.,"To which a Trump supporter simply says, I don't agree with everything Trump says - end of story." +Chances of a playable weapon buff for rouge: 0% Chancea of a playable weapon buff for Rogue? Non-zero. Looks like OP won't have to follow through because rouge getting a weapon buff is impossible.,Sounds to me like OP knows exactly what they're doing. +Why wouldn't it be Bill? It's not like they don't delegate that crap anyways.,Bill submitted the cookie recipe for that dumbass election cookie contest; he seemed cool with being First Dude. +I created an abomination !!,This is what happens after a long breeding chain. +Markieff Morris with the clutch 3,I'm somewhat surprised he managed not to assault anybody +Yes!,I'll be the rouundabout +"I don't have the skills but I will donate money for a BetBud replacement. I don't mean I'll pay $3 for the app. I'm serious. I'm in this for more. Any developers out there? Any more volunteers out there willing to donate to the cause? I am getting so sick of my spreadsheet. It was okay for football, but basketball is going to be another story.",Use Google Sheets to track bets. +"Holy shit, Sophie's not being loo-God damn it.","This does have a good message cause Men are more likely to have deeper depression and more likely to kill themselves than women are cause society make its look like if you talk about your feelings you are a pussy, I'm really guilty of it to like a lot of men that understand this still won't talk about this cause it's not what I should do as a man." +"Pfft, didn't even get his knee down... :P",Have you ever gotten a shoulder down? +No Man's Sky *Hides behind the couch* *,Maybe they can add the rest of the game on Pro +pleasure You know you can use incognito in chrome right? ;),psshh it's all about using tor in a linux VM +Mei - It's good to be home! by istarlove,Snowball get down from there you're ruining the tea! +Crotas End easy mode Need one or two people for the raid. Mic prefered. Message psn for invite,Crota has a hard mode? +This why we like them among other reasons,True geeks. +If you jerk off in front of a crowd of thousands you probably arent the type to be careful enough to put on a condom to avoid jizzing on your Dockers.,Not unless that's his usual Sunday afternoon routine. +We're taking about Doctors in the social sense which = medical doctor,Or an acupuncturist or naturopath or ... +"Fun fact, the CIA had a very serious problem in Afghanistan while the Soviets were there and we were supplying gear to the Muj. The Soviets were targeting convoys from Pakistan to Afghanistan so they had basically exhausted the region of beasts of burden and needed more. The CIA found a Tennessee Mule farmer who could meet their needs and started shipping them over. This arrangement lasted till the mule farmer found out that the Muj saw these animals as an unlimited resource so once they had crossed into Afghanistan with the goods they would fuck the mules and then eat them. He wasn't real keen on the idea of a bunch of greasy Mohammedans sodomizing his livestock so he quit selling to the CIA.","So, would that make having sex with mules the fun part of your fact?" +"Technically, the were eliminated before yesterdays game, but that didn't stop them from crushing us. ***sigh***",We do what we can. +"I always found the fact that he thinks it's not only feasible, but a good idea to just get rid of major departments of government preposterous. The fact that he couldn't remember one doesn't bother me in the least, it's the fact that he wants to do it at all.","If he couldn't remember them, then obviously they couldn't be very important departments." +"Donald Trump claiming that the country can't have four more years like this, we can't really take it was the moment I realized I live in a different dimensions from his voters. I'm not saying the country is in amazing shape, but it's not falling apart. Compared to post 2008, we are in great shape. But hearing his words and tone, you'd think we are literally one quarter away from declaring bankruptcy and food rationing.",Well that's because you are obviously a costal liberal elite. +So what's the other half?,chihuahua +"im not arguing consistency. but hes used the same tactics used over here on the btc subreddit as well. he spews emotionally charged rhetoric that makes the divide larger, and actually hurts the classic crowd by detracting from their credibility. obv core is not innocent either. theyre both guilty of creating these camps of thought that prevent real progress and instead result in something akin to repubs vs dems.",The control of internet money was never supposed to get political. +Procrastination sucks! But sad to say it works for everyone.,"So true, I've been busy actually but not drawing :<" +DisguisedToast's opponent makes an insane play,"Brb, spending 1000 gold on Heroic Brawl to get easy 12 wins" +Golden Joystick Awards Winners 2016,Most useless award of the year lol +Where's the room? Because shit has spread to my hobby community and it's getting damn toxic,female space marines pls +I wish they didn't go under.,What makes you feel that way? +Being a man hating feminist! Being at a mature age but yet act and respond to relationship matters like a CHILD!,i think you need a comma +He's literally talking to world leaders without briefing on unsecured lines.,"But don't forget, Hillary had three classified e-mails on her private server!" +White males dominate Trump's top cabinet posts,It's cause they're the best people for the job. +The Goat is placed on IR,"He was a product of his QB, obviously..." +"It has become a mantra among Democrats that 20 million people gained coverage thanks to ObamaCare. It's a myth. The real figure is much lower, and almost all the gains came by stuffing more people into the decrepit Medicaid program.","Yeah, it's really too bad I got on Medicaid and as a result didn't fucking die several years back." +Haven't they been selling those for a while? I seem to remember one of these campouts for the sneakers a while ago. Or is this another surge in sales because he's just been hospitalised?,Different colours +Santa at Sanford mall replaced for saying Hillary Clinton on naughty list,"Huh, who would have thought that your gig as mall santa might not be the best place to make political jokes?" +Ross juat doesnt give a fuck. Same shot when its hot and when its cold. I love it,It's his biggest strength and weakness lol +What the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch?,You gotta post the rest and slam me! +I Drew up this Psycho Frame Zaku!,Making this my phone background +TIL a Roman politician and over 300 of his supporters were beaten to death with clubs by the Roman Senate for trying to redistribute land to the poor that was illegally acquired by the wealthy land owners.,"History doesn't really repeat itself, but it usually rhymes." +Yellow Gloves,I really dig this style! +Trump has been audited like 25 years in a row. Ben Carson has been audited since 2008 when he began speaking in public. I haven't heard of any democrats going through this stuff.,"Yup, the FBI never mentioned anything about Clinton emails." +Junkie LPT.,Is this the part where I rant about how Walmart is ruining the world? +Pancake master theatre is the tits!!!!,Tit master theater is the pancakes +"So this another wall that leaves users behind with Windows 10 Mobile high end hardware specifically the 950XL and 950. I'm not complaining, cus it's obvious that you'll need better internals to run WARM smoothly, but it will be another Microsoft doesn't care about the fans!! rant around these parts.",by the time this hits phones it'll be 2018 and 950 will be 2 years old; they can jump off a bridge at that point ;) +Watch this a few times. You just keep noticing white people stuff.,Is that colored dude a white person too? +Yes I'm sure that millionaire high profile actors are concerned about having a steady job doing 10 minutes of impressions a week.,"This is why endorsements from celebrities always mean a lot to me, they truly understand our troubles." +people who bitch about the national debt have absolutely no fucking idea what theyre talking about,That goes both ways. +This is going to be an intense race,reminds me of a a time in college where we ordered a large pizza from all the different pizza joints in the area at the same time to see who got was fastest. +What is almost always a lie?,"Well folks, it looks like we will be on the runway for about another 10 minutes and then we will take off." +Operation Paperclip.,Immigrants taking our jobs again... +Taking more than the recommended dose of Tylenol. It can cause serious liver damage in not-terribly large quantities. It's easier to accidentally OD on Tylenol than almost any other OTC medication.,"And if you go to the hospital because you've taken a fatal dose, all they can do is make you as comfortable as possible while you die an extremely unpleasant death." +Is it not worth them seeing a your dick pics and junk emails to be able to put criminals behind bars? No one has anything that secretive on their phone unless it's criminal (or porn history.... In which case you should just burn the phone so no one ever knows). You have to balance out safety and privacy because you can't have all of both.,You forgot the +I got pretty lucky at chaos dwarves today,42m gp/h not bad +What do u expect from ppl who take everything thorin says as fact.,It's certainly not because of how he plays the game--it must be because Thorin happens to say so... +Match Thread: Brisbane Roar vs Sydney FC No thread so here we are again.,Nice red +So you enjoyed it then? Haha,It's an enjoyable track for sure +"Shanghai metro/train stations, never experienced such filthy stinking toilets anywhere else.",You obviously have never visited India +"After seeing the Tank Karma on frontpage, I decided to try it out. Tilt ensues.",Bring back old wits end and lets see how long your mana lasts :) +Smallpox face.,Fuck vaccines though right? +"If you put in the work and learn the mechanics instead of sitting on your ass complaining about how hard it is like most players, it's pretty easy.","I'm not disagreeing with you, I'm just saying its a big learning curb and I'm not asking for a nerf." +Update on the wood carving mechanic! :D,This looks absolutely awesome! +"He said how - On day one he'll give the generals - you know, the ones he said he would fire because they suck so bad - 30 days to come up with a plan. What a plan! Unbeatable!",My plan is to crowd-source a plan. +Tralf: 85% of all casters are replaceable by nearly any 6k+ player that speaks fluent English,85% of all NA pro players are replaceable by nearly any 6k+ EU player that speaks fluent English. +"Rear view cameras - not just for you Hi all I own a fly6 because of an incident with a car a couple months ago and wanted to have footage for future collisions and accidents. However I just want to raise another point. A week ago there was a collision behind me involving a motorcyclist and a car in where both tried to overtake our group with the driver not checking his mirror and moving into the motorbike. Both motorcyclists were quite injured and fortunately the driver admitted fault. However no one saw the actual collision as we were faced forward and only heard a big bang. if the driver was to plead innocent, there would be a situation that would likely be complicated in court. My fly 6 captured it all however and clearly shows what happened. So long story short. Fly 6 has your back, and everybody else's behind you. Not affiliated in any way to Fly 6 but seriously, I don't think I would ride without it.","Shit, the front facing camera, Fly 12, is $350." +A G650 not a 747,"Oh okay then, that seems reasonable." +"Also, does anyone know why tf S1mple is in NA Rank S??",Liquid needs a new 5th +Sunrise Presidential Debate Question Proposal *Propose questions for the moderators to ask during the debate below!*,Will you support the eventual Sunrise Nominee? +"You can't expect new gears to be like past gears. The running theme is as follows: gear 2nd (blood), gear 3rd (bone), and gear 4th (muscle). So what else is applicable in that trend?",Brain? +More like 5/7,Can't we compromise at 3/5? +Firefox Focus with private browsing launched for iOS devices,Didn't like the user experience and can't change default search engine from yahoo... so app deleted :-) +They said the same about the UK and the US. She has a huge winning chance.,Election day is not during the year 2016 so it won't happen +me irl,Mister Potato Head looks a lot more authoritarian than I remember. +"Is anyone playing with LG V20 fine with Grand Quest + Raid? [//tech] I don't know if it is only me, but I have a problem with Grand Quest and Raid. If I start the quest, select my squad, guest squad, set item, etc and start the quest, the game just crash I tried to lower the setting as Gumi suggested (I don't think spec is the problem here :p) Everything else, regular quest, vortex, arena, Research lab, and Frontier are fine but GQ and Raid just crashes the game as soon as I start them, but the funny thing is if I restart the game, the cost wasn't consumed so I can try to restart them as much as I want, but the game just crash XD","The same thing used to happen to a friend of mine with a Galaxy note, he removed ciara from raid and gq's squad and it stopped to crash, so if you're using ciara try ti swap her out" +iphones.jpeg,If you don't like slavery then you should just move somewhere else! +NO! TANKS ARE OVERPOWERED AND I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO CHANGE MY PLAYSTYLE TO STOP THEM!,"Sir, I think you dropped the" +The hell was he trying to accomplish here lmao,Trying to flip without using his left arm +"Just to let you northern a know, here in the south we are also dealing with some cold weather. In Tuscaloosa it's 60 degrees and a couple of clouds in the sky.","Dude they need to cancel the game out there, think of the players health." +"The tables were turned for me this past week, a girl I met about 2 years ago texted me and asked if I was single. Boo yaaaa mother fuckers.",R/thathappened +"You're right, but we didn't have access to mods on consoles then, so we were shit out of luck.",console peasants! +"To point out also - this was from some celebrity version of Hell's Kitchen, the slappy lady used to be on some soap opera (coronation street or eastenders most likely) hence the talk of agents and her overall attitude. Generally the show uses professional chefs so her over the top whining about hours isn't something you'd see on a normal version of the show - they'd be used to working crappy hours. *edit* the fact it's a celebrity show would also be why he's not screaming at the top of his lungs - he knows they're all not used to this kind of environment or work. With professionals he wouldn't take any of her crap and would likely just throw her out.",So this scene is totally fake? +There's no up in space.,The enemies gate is down. +And a criminal,Allegedly +"I don't know who is more of an asshole: the guy who reposts content to get low effort karma, or the guy who comments REPOST on all the reposts to get low effort karma.",REPOST +"If only there was an option for nightstalkers to shoot one tether instead of three, with that single tether being able to snag people in a fairly large radius. Bungie should look into that.",Yeah I only run Black Hole on mine +Smallpox face.,Rather smallpox than autism +I'm level 8 as well and one kill never stays one. I always get at least one-two more kills with the help of my team when the other team tries to disengage. They have no chance against constant slows and stuns.,"Wow, they must be really unlucky teams to be matched against such heavy amount of CC without having any of their own" +Just wait til I tell the story of the eventual implosion of the marriage and subsequent ridiculous levels of drama that the divorce came with that Cunty and ExSIL firmly wedged themselves in the middle of.,How long were y'all married for? +"oh c'mon, QoP was so bad before this. Quit crying because she has just one good talent lol.",not to mention one SE or decently stacked stuns and she's still fucked. +"He's not gonna use Air Force One, it doesn't have his name on it",Well it doesn't have his name on it *yet*. +No something more sinister. I think he may be getting dinner without the press again...,So much for transparency +Those first to cast a stone,But they're all without sin so it's cool. +subjective - I prefer gallente for solo work and minmatar for gang/fleet work,Thrasher tho +"Why not? We just pump a ridiculous amount of certain chemical compounds and the temperature will drop! There will be moderately catastrophic climatic consequences if it's not done right, but hey, no more climate change! I mean, more climate change, sure, but not getting any hotter!",Oh yeah man its that easy +They forgot to mention the Muslims; they don't seem fully committed to their cause.,"Won't join them, then." +Cuck!,PUSSY!!! +"Burger is worse, Literally the worst term to come into Comp scene",Only a burger would say this. +Little English girl absolutely adores acceleration,She needs to go in a Model S next. +What an obnoxious way to post a vid,"For real, people see the comments from OP and will instantly downvote it." +"Playing sets to 4 games and not 6?... What are they, under 12's?... I'm not joking, under 12's (or maybe a bit younger or older, can't remember exactly) play sets to 4 games, not 6. Next they are going to suggest using the spongey red balls and a max 10 minute time to a set, whoever is winning at the end of the 10 minutes wins the set if it hasn't already been won...",I think they'll have fish fingers with baked beans afterwards too +Arena Border Moves with Scope,"What do you mean, like how it's meant to move with it or it follows the scope or what." +"Made 2 pulls to try for Suzaku, got a 2nd Urd and this.",gratz he's really strong and fun to play :) +Research Aquinas' view on vincible vs invincible ignorance.,How dare you quote a Papist on this subreddit! +Tbh I'm proud of that one bc it shows how I can stay alive as bb dva.,My first thought was bareback D.Va and now I'm disappointed in myself. +Why is this guy not locked up for prosecutorial misconduct?,"Because, It was just a joke man." +There's a subtle joke here.,James rides the clutch? +MY GRANDMOM IS CRAZY!,Is it just me or does Parker's voice when he says Jeeese bluh bluh bluh really annoying? +"In the African country of Liberia, by constitutional law whites can not become permanent citizens of the country. When is OP going to virtue signal about that? Double standards, I guess only white people are not allowed to control their borders and have their own countries. According to people like OP they MUST give up and open the floodgates to everyone else and just accept their decline and eventual destruction. The definition of cuckoldry.",I'm sure Liberia is just swamped with citizen requests from white people... +They are referencing less of The Tip as in the end of the human penis.,"No, I think they want lower tips and more penis" +Three words... WE ARE THE LOBOS!,He's that guy +I don't get it,"His transmog is... insane, for lack of a better word." +"Because that's smart, right? Lets just make the situation even worse for real victims by making false claims just because we're upset over a fucking election result. This is a disgrace.",But punishing false accusers makes legitimate victims not come forward! +Thousands sign petition for royal family to pay for Buckingham Palace repairs themselves,"woooooooow, thoooooousands..." +which is why it's been repeated for months,"Sporadically, and every time it's said it feels forced." +Hate boner lel,bon iver la +Israel built a wall to keep their people safe. Does that make them racist?,"Yeah, to keep out ZOMBIES, not to keep out MEXICANS." +do you know which music video the coffin comes from?,Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirds +"If you were to describe your last fart with a movie title, what would it be?",The Force Awakens +then. they. should. queue. as. dps.,Nah +"To everyone who subscribed to Dash's YouTube channel recently as we tried to break 4,000 subs: we blew past it in the last two weeks, now sitting at 4,429. Thanks!",:) +What kind of car does that key go to?,Looks a little similar to the 01-05 Volkswagen/Audi flip keys. +1000-way SLI. Impressive.,For a total VRAM amount of 2000 GB. +The double section with art. Usually the double sections are my favorite and I can fly through them but this one was time consuming.,"same, i hated this one" +Can I still get the fantasy point loading screen? I want to purchase the fantasy package for 450 gem but i don't know if there are enough games to bet on for the loading screen (2500 fantasy points :( ),"I bought mine around a month and a half ago and I'm at 9.4k, I also have no life but it's doable" +Oh.... I guess i see it now.... sarcasm can be hard on internet,Yeah my bad I forgot the +"Yup. Steph just garbage now. Might as well just trade him. KD shot bad tonight, might as well get rid of him too.",I've never seen KD shoot like this before I think he lost his shot +"If someone walked in on you, what website would be worse than if you were watching porn?",On websites trying to figure out how my girlfriends parents could have died in a fire at a sea park. +Tried something new,uhh... yep that's new alright personal tip: never try anything new ever again +mensrights,Close. +always gets slept on,what a filty whore +Story of star Chapter 3 is here!,"No offense, but the broken english used makes me not want to read these anymore." +"In b/w I caught a sandile with a dusk ball. Eventually got it to lv 100, and let just say, krookodile looks pretty badass in a dusk ball.",I thought he evolved at 40? +"As a Canadian, I do not know one instance of people going from here to the States for medical care. Why would we? The only kind of treatment that's better over there would be unaffordable to us. So unless you have a few hundred thousand dollars saved up or extraordinary international health insurance, you would not even think about it.",I know one guy but his dad was one of the biggest super7 Lito winners in history and the treatment was experimental and cost them most of their winnings in the long rum +"Lol even as an american I was a little confused when I saw the temps in Fahrenheit. I'd use celsius in the future. Much better for computers, not so much for weather ^^don't ^^lynch ^^me",CPU = 24 C Mobo = 28 C GPU = 32 C Storage = who cares lol +You forgot myspace and friendster....,"and Youtube, that's a massive concentration of bad grammar and sayings that have been overused for 5 years" +You can smash my back door in any time ;),Mmm you can smash mine as well ;p +To the Library of Congress or Rose's Luxury?,I was thinking the Folger Shakespeare Library. +He's graduating early.,So he can graduate transfer to SC! +"China will never make great movies b/c of all the censorship. You can't put chinese authorities in a bad light, can't have supernatural stuff, can't say anything bad at the government, no subject matters that can cause unrest(this could be anything), and on and on. Your creativity is just drained with so many restrictions. The best they will ever make is mindless popcorn blockbusters with shitty plots.",Yeah because the classic Hollywood didn't have any kind of censorship... and didn't make any masterpiece with soft and no belligerent movies. +2 Months ago I made the King Of Swing Lucio montage. Some people told me I would suck on PC. This video is for those people.,"Yeah, but you wouldn't be that good on console." +found Maikelele in the local news paper,Eskilstuna represeeeeent +He's wrong,"Yep, the creators of the format and the acronym are *totally* wrong about the pronunciation of the thing they created" +My Google Photos library is an ass library,Link? +"Really short tourney No group stages, TSM and Flash Wolves bypass a quater final for some reason Probably lack of [professional] teams and/or since they made it further than the other participating teams...",Two of the teams backed out (2nd na team and Chinese team) so they changed the schedule and just gave the seemingly strongest teams the semi final slots. +butwhy.gif,California? +I find that King is the sweet spot of challenge whilst still being fun. After that you are just robotically following a strict build order which is anti-fun IMO Also I use the following to improve the game: Better AI mod - Really improves AI combat tactics etc No cheating AI mod - removes BS bonus for AIs Less Warmonger Hate mod - Exactly what it sounds like Quick turns mod - massively speeds up turns Civ VI Diplomatic mod - way more diplo options including vassalage Info Addict - load of hyper useful charts etc that help with diplomacy.,Any recommended mods fot Civ 6? +"Getting pulled over in the US sounds terrifying. Over here in the UK we just get off the bike, remove our helmet and offer a hand to shake. Good morning officer, is there any problem at all?",Even more terrifying if you don't know that you're not allowed to get off the bike or out of the car. +no,Knowing reddit you're gonna get gilded for that +What are the points of posting these two hands? Both are so obviously played fine postflop. Sorry you got bad beat bro.,"I have been out of the game for a few years and legit thought I played these poorly especially the QJo, so I posted to find out." +Not to shill but the pro version of ES doesn't have any of the garbage. I've been using pro for a long time and was very confused when I started hearing about the lock screen and other bs. I don't recommend ES to anyone anymore but I've still been happily using it.,The weird thing is I don't have the paid version of ES on any of my 3 devices and I don't seem to have the problems people are talking about. +Vicks is American.,"Fun fact, the American Vicks inhalers contain L-methamphetamine.. Unlike it's mirrored twin, It has no recreational benefits and pretty well only acts as a vascoconstrictor." +Probably the best GTA V Mod,Garfield had some serious heartburn after years of eating nothing but lasagna. +I AM A WHITE MALE ASK ME QUESTIONS,HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH YOUR PRIVILEGE? +TRP is full of nonsense. Youtube PUAs actually in-field like RSD actually know what they're doing and pick high-value targets only,"Sure, because psycho whores are high-value targets." +RIP Nemo,Better to die free than to live in a cage +"I wonder how many people on here who take such supplements actually have a decent diet and are at least truly intermediate lifters. It's not worth your money or time. If you haven't sorted out all the basics, spend less time on supplement sites and more time in the kitchen and gym.","But, I've been lifting for two whole months and I haven't seen any results on the retarded lifting program that I made up and I need an edge!" +When you love music visualisers too much...,Needs more monitors +Monoprice switch,"Slower, you slut" +What are some of your favourite moments from owning a pet?,"Many things, but walking up to the house just knowing there is a little buddy just waiting for you to come in and that explosive excitement when they see you is at the top of my list." +Someone recommend me an anime series along the lines of GITS and NGE With a lot of symbolism cuz I luh dat shit,"PsychoPass, Madoka, Ergo Proxy, Lain, Texhnolyze, Monster" +I think the whole thing is one glorious moment. A morning show host spending 3.5 hours on TV absolutely hammered drunk. Brilliant.,Exactly +Full PPR - Dealing with Cobb not starting Moncreif vs KC or Tyrell Williams vs Denver?,moncrief +I highly doubt Assange is getting stoned inside the Ecuadorian Embassy,"Well, what else is there to do when you've been locked in a building for that long?" +And who is remotely surprised by this? Anyone?,I don't know why you're getting downvoted +Woman accidentally shot in head outside Raleigh gun show,Classic gun-show loop hole. +Full disclosure: I hold UP and B for every capture.,"Please, we all know holding A and B when the pokeball closes GUARANTEES a capture" +Ecclestone proposes shaking up F1 weekends with two short races,"Indy and NASCAR races are longer than F1 races, yet announcers are very happy with that... I'm not sure shorter races are the answer." +If next year or 2018 turns out to go well for the McHonda partnership then they wont really care for those two years,"Well we'll talk about that next year lol, I'm ready to bet a lot that McHonda doesn't even make the top 3 WCC" +Pip cause he's adorable.,[VVY] Yes +"Why can't we see our friends list when in champion select. I can't start a new conversation with any online people during champ select, nor anything else the list enables. Just give us a drop down like the old client, because this is just dumb.","Riot says you should already have your friends IN champion select, so having the friend list would be pointless." +Add R.I.P. Harambe as a splash,Are there any memes in the splashes that are as annoying and outdated? +"I dont want to be the wierdo debating a joke but... the robot characters dont hold their breath, when you press the button to steady the scope it makes the sound of servos locking up. Also when shot they dont bleed red so its probably oil or something.",but call of dooty !1!1!1!1 +There is nothing wrong with dynamic queue for anyone diamond 2 and under. They brought back solo queue for the people it mattered to.,dude you don't understand all my friends are in gold now and I'm still in bronze because of the shitty dynamic queue +What are you c*nts doing tonight im bored as fk....,Are you guys still doing the nugget thing? +Beter yet we could number them! Then we can tattoo the numbers on thier arms so there's no confusion!,Can we send them to special camps too? +MVP Season 3 SWC Wildcard Cyclonespin for me.,oceans +It's not gay if your balls don't touch.,And here I was thinking it's only gay if boots touch +Got Kevin Youkilis' autograph today,You should have complained about the location of the autograph. +"To solve South Korea's chronic political problems, South Korea should just join the United States And I'm being serious. South Korea should become one of the states in the union by holding a referendum. This would solve a vast number of problems with one shot, including controversies regarding education, social welfare, defence, trade, on and on. There is really no-one in South Korean politics who are fit to lead the country which is ungovernable. Bring America's law and order to Korea and let them set up the system that Koreans have admired for a long time.",America should take up its white men's burden and tame these savages already! +Now that Trump is president will the 9/11 truthers finally go away? If it were an inside job he probably would know by now,He would and he knows.... But wait until he is in office for the RedPill to be release. +He sure did as I remember rabbit hunting with him when I was 5.,*and that was the last time anyone saw him* +Kids In The Hall - That's America (Canadian Comedian nails America),TIL kids in the hall is Canadian +And after that ppl ask why non japanese are badly view in japan x).,"Yeah, if it weren't for those uppity folks like Rosa Parks, and if they knew their place, blacks would viewed far less badly in the US..." +The Passion Of The Christ,"Jason Bourne, it's Jesus Christ!" +So what? You're a disappointment to your family and will die alone.,"You sound depressed, take good care of yourself." +is she mixed? white last name...,She could be married to a white guy or mom remarried and the family changed their names when she was younger +"Yes, there is no conclusive evidence that it actually prevents concussions any better than what we already have, so players are hesitant to switch to a new helmet they aren't comfortable with",According to Jerry Jones there's no conclusive evidence that these concussions even cause long term issues so Idk why new helmets are needed +Game Thread: Week 3 - Cincinnati Bengals (1-1) VS Denver Broncos (2-0) [](/CIN)Cincinnati Bengals VS [](/DEN) Denver Broncos Time: 1:00 PM EST *Help the mods by reporting trolls* **Sort by new for up to date discussion.**,this game is going back and forth ffs +I dont understand whats so hard about dropping the mag and checking the chamber every time no matter what.,"Nope, ND bucket is better." +BUCCHI KIRIYO! MUDAA!,JU BYOU KEIKA! +Bitch please,There's not much players above 3kmmr in Chile or Peru. +grinder? as in weed grinder ??,Yeah was posted on there IG a couple weeks ago over one of those electric glass balls that make your hair stand up when you touch them has an engraved palace font p on the top +Trogg no stupid.,Trogg no weak +When your human wants you to play Reindeer Games,"Looks like a short, fat Bullwinkle" +Ahhh thanks Also my psu is a tire 4 oh god.,Because we all know if you don't get a tire 1 psu your computer is garbage! +I read this is why they don't make a duff beer. Worried ppl will drink it just to cause homer did,There's a Duff energy drink. +"So just OROY. Oh no, what a failure",It would be David Johnson pls. +Opa as in brothers?,In dutch opa means grandfather +LOL oh really?! now I feel like a noob cuz I always use instance too!,"yep, especially at high enrage, it's an inventory slot you'd lose.. which can be the difference between living and dying" +Are they strapable?,Yep! +"After all these years, I don't even know what it actually does....",Are you serious or just trolling? +Yuengling coming to Indiana in 2017!,Can't wait to get some of that Pottsville Piss. +"Energized By Trump's Win, White Nationalists Gather To 'Change The World'",Not all Trump supporters are white nationalists but all white nationalists are Trump supporters. +The Cleveland Browns have been eliminated from playoff contention,Really I thought they still had a chance +People are asking why so few dates... Don't worry... We plan on touring A LOT - BJA on Instagram,Maybe we might come to Indianapolis said no band ever +it's a blue iphone 7 with android,With a USB-C (Standard) instead of lightning... +The monkey is clearly distraught and suffering. Can we as a community really enable cruel animal abuse?,You forgot the +Because Canadians are far-left wing....,Yeah just look at their planned economy and constant focus on ousting the destroying the Bourgeoisie! +The Bruins dressed more Americans (8) than Canadians (7) tonight.,"Huh, $6 is a lot less than I thought we were paying Backes." +"I can't be one of them, can I?","I don't get it, that doesn't look like anything to me." +What was Dak's streak at the end?15/16? 18/19? Something like that?,Trash. +"PROTEST! Abandon IW 24,11,16","Because while the other boycotts on every other CoD failed, this one will totally work." +Grrreat!,"No, the pharmacy is located in the back of the store." +"Nazism is left wing. Nazi stands for national socialism, socialism is left wing.","Yes, and the *Democratic* People's Republic of Korea is a democracy" +"This. An unarmed human male fighting for his life is a MONUMENTAL threat. Even with no training, humans can do pretty insane damage with their fists and feet, not to mention biting. Human bites are absolutely nightmarish. Our bite force is among the strongest in the whole animal kingdom, especially when compared to the size of our teeth. We can *easily* eviscerate big chunks of flesh and do permanent damage with a bite. In hand-to-hand combat, most soldiers are trained to kill with what amounts to a two-strike procedure. One move to get the opponent onto the ground, then another move (be it an elbow, a weapon blow, or a boot to the neck). This can seem exaggerated when you see people training or sparring, but that's only because the adrenaline isn't flowing to its fullest extent. In the real, actual fight-or-else-your-opponenent-WILL-KILL-YOU scenario, an average human male WILL be capable of killing just like that.",How dare you imply a female isn't capable of such monstrous acts. +"Besides the election, what 2016 event do you think you will never forget?",Skydiving for the first time. +Tony Romo eyeing Broncos as offseason destination,"Death, taxes, and Sunday morning bullshit from Ian Rappaport" +I think a drink commercial.,Very specific. +They still had booze.,Lol but it was illegal how would they obtain it? +His supporters don't give a shit when he lies to them and the American people. Disgraceful.,"Obviously, what do the Russians care about Americans?" +"I've listened off and on. It can be a good show, but he does have a weird adversarial disposition towards libertarian ideas that don't line up exactly, while claiming that he wants us to work together.",Like what? +yeah there's no way someone on the internet could make their own money to buy their own clothes,yes they can what are you on about +"Why didn't Ford choose to open those new facilities in the USA instead of Mexico then? Maybe no jobs were lost, but there certainly weren't any new jobs created either. Not for Americans, anyway.",It would cost a lot more than 1.6 billion dollars to build that facility in the USA then pay higher wages to American employees +Pigeons. Roaches. Chinese restaurants.,He said 99% not 100% +"20 games in--- where is Riley Sheahan? The invisible Red Wing is a -10 (+/-) with three assists and no goals. Are we getting anything good out of his 13:45 TOI??? Who's got an opinion on him- good, bad, or otherwise. What does he have to do to get untracked and contribute?",He's on his way to Vegas or through Waivers to GR if he keeps it up! +Time to start learning the language of our new owners,All you need to know is $$$ +"k, how does she sound tho?","Dunno, I watch ASMR with the sound muted" +"To be fair, there really isn't much point. Unless it was caught on CCTV there isn't much the police or club could do, and it's likely any drugs would be out f her system now so it would be hard to prove.",A fact she's probably acutely aware of and upset enough about without OP pressuring her... +Goddess,Who dis? +"Even more than sploosh, my favourite Pam phrase.",Did you do the back tat? +"Too late by then. The company agreed to start pumping by jan 1st, or else they would be breaking a lot of contracts.",I would think this would trigger the act of god clause in these contracts. +"MODS, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STICKY POPULATION COUNT People are now straight up insulting anyone asking for population count, and I dont blame them when the same question is asked one billion time a day.","But wait, isn't this a dead game?" +And if Adam and Eve were the first then how did we come about? Incest.,Incest wasn't a thing back then. +His name is Rudy!,No no we don't know his name +"Washing machine leaves white powder stains everywhere My washing machine keeps leaving patches of white powder stains on most of my clothes. The kicker is that I've used only white vinegar as a washing detergent for at least 6 months. It's a top loader if that makes a difference, and the white vinegar is diluted before being added. These stains can be brushed off using a fluff brush, but they're consistently in every wash. Any advice? I wear so much black so it's the worst. :s","If you use actual laundry soap, do the stains go away?" +"Isaiah Wilkins and Mamadi Diakite with back to back ridiculous blocks, including weird commentary",It's so beautiful! +Russell Wilson is the first QB in Seahawks franchise history with a TD reception.,But the refs! +"Maybe we should hear her out - she could be one those trafficked humans. They let her have 10 minutes of sunlight a day, and a twitter account.",Doesn't that describe every woman? +In light of the outcome for the raptros game. Let's bit forget that Sacramento has reaped the benefits before as well,Vivek needs all the help he can get +Eddie Guerrero taking Brock Lesnar to suplex city,"I watched that match from the second row at 12, the electricity in the arena when he won... That's something you don't forget." +"Can Tennogen please overwrite the Prime skins? Can Tennogen skins overwrite the Prime skins, the same way deluxe skins do? Like I get that primes are supposed to be better and fancier, but if I'm dropping six or seven dollars to use a Tennogen skin, please let me actually use that skin the way it was intentionally designed. These aren't deluxe skins where I can sell a bunch of Braton prime sets until I can give my Nova weird fucking bug eyes, I actually have to drop cash on these. I have an addiction to Graxx skins, and the fact that the Prime shit clashes with them so severely is the reason I haven't bought it for Nova yet. Seriously, just let me give you my money to make things look fancy.",Have you considered not being poor and just having both versions of all of the frames fully forma'd and set up exactly the same? +*ULTRA RARE* PATRIOTIC TRUMP PEPE only 1 in 3.7 billion pls no steal,Such a glorious picture +capitalism works,BASH +"Greenfather's Gift or Dangerous Game? I've been running Greenfather's Gift lately, and it really adds some oomph to Talon's assassinations. It's not as useful early on in mid lane, but if you invade the jungle at level 2 or 3, you will kill any jungler you find. At top lane, it's easy to abuse it along with the Fresh Blood. Passive + Greenfather's + Fresh Blood + Thunderlord's + Ignite + w + q = u ded Talon dumpsters almost every lane opponent, pushes hard, and has the best roams and jungle invades in the game.","Obviously take the gold generation mastery, faggot." +"Wife and I were hoping the DLC would delve more into Londor and Astoria. If they did the latyer, part of their history is that the evil eye that ruined them was defeated by One with a sword most noble. I just want to see my Sun Bro again.. I ended to apologize for what I had to do. T_T",How can you pretend to care about lore when you can't even spell Astora properly? +For as much as Reddit likes to shit on him the actual pros he plays with and against consider him a top 5 player in the world when he's on and still one of NA's best on an average day.,"I wouldn't go so far as to say top 5 in the world (after all, Korea exists), but I definitely agree that he's one of the best in NA, even though I'm not really a fan of him" +Nice Ori play that I'm proud of,If i was that hecarim i woulda flashed that +"Internet history 101: it was started by Shlonglor, who is more than a SC player (he works for Blizzard as their webmaster). He was one of the all-time War2 gurus and was extraordinarily famous due to his war2 page ... still one of the best gaming pages ever created (although it's no longer anywhere on the net ... he took it down when he began to work for Blizzard). Anyhoo, there came a point in Shlonglor's fame where no one but a few select individuals would play him; everyone, hearing his name, would do one of the following things: cower in fear, worship like mad, or repeatedly challenge like a newbie. In the midst of this it was virtually impossible for him to get a game. SO ... Shlonglor and his roommate at the time, Warp, came up with a stroke of genius: make up a false name that no one would recognize and go beat the ***** out of newbies. For whatever reason, the names they chose were Papa Smurf and Smurfette. From hence came the term Smurfing. (Shaf, 1999)",That's beautiful. +"To be fair, I've worked with many a police officer when I drove a tow truck and worked a lot of impounds. More often then not it goes by the rule of 3. Meaning if you are missing two of the three requirements your car gets impounded. The theee being: valid drivers license, valid insurance, valid vehicle registration. If two of the three are missing then the officer is obligated to impound the vehicle. He or she may not want to because they do know the economic impact it has on low income society but they are bound by the laws that were passed. As a community if you don't like those laws then petition your local representatives to amend the laws to allow the officers to exercise discretion.","Nah, they're racist." +"I've never gotten the chance to talk with someone who grew up in an antivax household, what were your largest concerns besides the threat of various diseases you could get?",Not getting autism +"Yeah...I've been playing COD for 9 years now (I'm not young but I am a COD player) my friends and I all downloaded on Friday to give this a try since the new cod is absolute trash, but that's a different story. Soldier 76 was the perfect character to ease us into this type of gameplay. Assault rifle, sprint, and healing are all very familiar, except usually health regeneration is automatic. As someone with thousands of hours in COD and only about 25 in this game, I can tell you with certainty, this character was made for us.","Mercy might be better for CoD players: her health regen is automatic, she does a surprising amount of damage, and when you get attacked and die, your team doesn't really care" +Those are the greatest things ever invented. Be prepared to take flack from your coworkers though.,Yeah because the hammer and flat head approach is way more manly +Help me solve these riddles?,[Triangle 17 prob: starting at the top going clockwise: 1 9 5 2 4 8 3 7 6] +"Did you experienced some stuttering at the first moments of a race? Framerate seems not bad (40-55fps) but a few seconds after the race start, the game freezes for about 1-2 seconds and it keeps doing sometimes.","It freezes because it's loading and caching the effects (so it just happens once), it's nothing to worry about :P" +People everywhere getting Legendaries while us trainers in Asia don't get anything T.T,"Just saying, if you got your console from the US you can still get the NA events by changing your location to US." +Om dat probleem tegen te gaan is sinds kort de WOZ waarde van een woning voor een groot deel bepalend voor de maximale huur.,Is het ergens mogelijk om te laten uitrekenen wat dit voor je huur huis zou betekenen? +"Skill based matchmaking problems have arisen, people voice their opinions, weekly update comes out and says SBMM is fine get over it nerds, and the salt doth flow. Now you got people pissed off at the flippant response, people pissed at people getting pissed, people saying 'well Iiiii still love the game as it is neener neener whiners', and people getting pissed at that. It happens every half a year to a year.",This sub is better at calendar events than Bungie +Leslie Tweeted a picture of a sketch that didn't make it,Is that ghostbusters 2 +"as compared to Ragen who's at least at this moment, marginally mobile.","Don't be silly, Ragen is a world-class athlete, and future IRON-WOMAN!" +Well... It's a fucking hamster.,HOW DARE YOU HAMSTERS ARE LIVING BREATHING CREATURES +Always Hunters. I auto-squelch them now.,Dats racist bro +This entire thread is a trainwreck. It's like sloshing back and forth from one extreme to the other.,Did you know that according to the horseshoe theory those extremes are actually really close to eachother? +Why is everyone on this sub a raging lefty.,Well how many conservatives do you know who are atheists? +So all those National Guards fighting their third and fourth deployment orders only needed to jack off in front of some kids to avoid being sent back? Why didn't they *tell* us?,I would suggest you not do so in a hotel window in view of minors. +Bonds can now be redeemed for 2 extra daily keys for 2 weeks,Runescape economy is perfect. +Why pay someone 20%,"Since if a L4 missioner ain't gonna salvage anyway or even loot sometimes, just providing warp ins and getting 20% of the salvage/loot is worth it." +So much for giving back to the community then :p,List it in hardware swap you'll be fine. +Who's a good boy?,The dude has a weird haircut +"Dear game dev, Stop it.","I get that this a joke, but a single game dev on a large project has little to no control of the overall game (nor should they)." +"stupid...u build ap on vlad, not ad xD",You forgot the +"Leaving Canada... any way to keep my phone #? Hey all! Sorry if this is the wrong place for it; asked on the IRC channel and never got a response. I've had my plan with Bell for years, but I'm moving south of the border and am looking for a way to keep my current number, and hopefully have it forwarded to another service instead. Not sure what options I have for this. I figure I can pay a monthly fee to Bell and pay for every forward, but is there anything more affordable? (I've had my phone number for about a decade, and my business runs off of it; it would be very inconvenient to just let it go at this point.)",Anyone know of a service that will handle texts as well? +Tanks and other armored vehicles captured in Palmyra.,Im assuming that photos of massive stacks of small arms and ammunition are going to be posted shortly. +Nature,Thanks. +"Spent 1755 fusings on a Quill Rain, still no 6link? I want to kill myself guys, i wasted so much currency and i cant even get a6l. Ok for the ppl who are gonna say why didnt u just use vorici well i didnt have all those fusings at once, i buy them when i sell items so this happened in a span of 1 week :s All in all 12.5ex wasted, 1.5ex more an i couldve bought 2 6l quillrains. Like even if i get the 6l in 1.5ex right now its still pretty bad. What do i do? DO i just quit and wait for next league? its only been 2-3 weeks so thats gonna be a long time but with my luck right now its just really fucking sad. I have 2 level 93 cahracters, one is WHISPERINGice and this one is Explosive Arrow. Idk whats worse, Wasting that much currency for a 6l or the fact that i dont even need the 6l to progress my character.....","selffusing is a noob trap, sorry you got cough" +Same already happened in Russia. They used child porn as an excuse though.,Yeah all that child porn on YouTube +"Bayview will be a parking lot though, and Lakeshore will be even more of a parking lot. People will go to any lengths to avoid tolls - I live in Vancouver now, and people will generally take the long way to avoid the tolls on the Port Mann Bridge. I think tolls might be valid as a last resort, but I'd honestly like to see them provide a carrot as well as a stick, like more transit on these routes. Ultimately they may even need to toll all vehicles coming into the city core, like London does.",I mean don't you pay more in gas driving the extra distance? +KING: Imagine if President Obama was caught saying he uses his power to sexually assault women,Imagine if Hillary Clinton were caught on tape talking about grabbing men by their dicks. +Yes. Kevin mcalister cant operate the modern security systems. Danny ocean just walks in amid the chaos of the casinos collapsing.,"Presumably in charge of means not entirely alone, so we could assume he has people to operate the security systems and he is there in a tactical capacity." +"What a waste. Why can't they just remove their batteries, and then give them away to 3rd world countries, to be used as computers? Sort of like the Raspberry Pi, but much more powerful and useful.",I don't think you understand the monetary or logistical cost it would take to send a bunch of Note 7's to third world countries... +Maybe he should just google: attractive women without makeup. Unless he just doesn't like evidence.,Those results are planted by George Soros to undermine the radical incel agenda. +"I love when people get like that while playing airsoft, like dude, c'mon, we're weird adults shooting other weird adults with expensive toy guns",I'm sorta disappointed you're not typing in Gamz's quirk with that username. +"What should I play So I have around 100 hours in Fallout 4 without the expansions. I'm considering buying them, but none of them look very interesting and in my experience, Bethesda expansions suck (Except for Tribunal for Morrowind which was amazing). However... I still have (in shrink wrap): Witcher III Diablo III Mad Max Arkham Knight What should I play?!","depends what kind of mood you're in, if you feel like spending a huge amount of time in 1 game then go for witcher 3 (100+ hours guaranteed), if you feel like a bit of mindless fun i'd say diablo 3 (it's just walking around following quests tapping buttons to attack), if you're looking for a game to pick up every now and then, I'd say mad max, fun in short sessions, gets pretty boring if you play it for too long though, and if you've played the batman games before, then you're in for more of the same with arkham knight, slightly bigger world, the batmobile (can be annoying), still a good game though if you enjoyed the others." +"He probably should've quickly denounced Trump after the meeting. That would've helped instead of hurt him. Something like I've spoken to Trump and believe he's crazy and a fool because we will not pay for a wall nor will we stand for his insults against the Mexican people. Instead, it was just some half-ass remark on how he probably shouldn't have invited. Then again, the aide responsible for the meeting stepped down after other officials pointed at him.",Insulting the next POTUS is a brilliant idea when you are a powerless country who shares a huge border with the US! +Do you feel accomplished by buying a 4* with money?,Someone's awfully butthurt... Just because someone did what you don't want to doesn't make their decision wrong +Three-cheese mac-n-cheese with thick cut bacon in a cast iron pan.,Looks a bit like a Tartiflette. +"The nerf he needs is that his 4 charges shouldn't stick around forever, but over time should be removed. Now he kills one in mid lane, goes to top or bot within seconds, then do another kill there with the remaining charges",I think they need to nerf his attack range to the standard melee before they go nerfing his passive. +Do you have any advice on how I should go about reporting him?,why you no make eye contact and give finger while walking out the door? +"Cheers bud, you'll notice me as I'll be in last place!",I'll be behind you with the turn signal on the entire race going slow to finish the Chaperone quest... +How? If you tried to go sideways you just floundered around.,There was a trick to it but it was definitely possible. +Im disappointed this article had nothing to say about the journalists in the can for clinton coordinating with her campaign.,Nope none of that ever happened +What two sports combined together would be the most interesting to watch?,Underwater ice hockey +"Look into her eyes. She looks like a child psychopath. Her mouth is smiling, but her eyes are not.",## #LOCKHERUP +Big Baby Beast in Temp Control Recently pinked up a Big Baby and absolutely loving it in wattage mode with the X4 coil. I was just wondering if the coil was made with SS316 to use in Temp Mode on my Reuleaux 2/3? Haven't used temp control since using an IPV D2 with the Nickel Uwell Crown coils and thought it'd be fun to play around with something newer,"You can use the RBA section to make ss coils for temp control, otherwise all tfv8 premade coils are kanthal and meant for wattage mode only" +"Well, no one would accuse Pence of being especially truthful.",Thats insulting +Bobbbby...... Newwwport.,Ok now we're just wasting time... +What dead meme do you miss the most?,"Who all seen the leprechaun, say YEAH!" +"Haha! Yes, birds will definitely do that! Some birds, such as Cowbirds, are nest parasites. They lay their eggs in other species' nests and trick the other species into raising them. Some host species have figured this out and have evolved ways to recognize their own babies and will reject others that aren't their own offspring. Good on you for trying to help though!",Yeah they realize they haven't laid any eggs. +"i havent really looked into it too deeply but apparently it has to do with some democrat elites using a pizza place to cover for child sex slavery. as far as conspiracy theories go this one is on the stranger side, but there is lots of compelling evidence. for example, have you ever noticed that if you switch the O and E in Podesta you get Pedosta ?",That's because real life criminals act like fictional bad guys like Tom Marvolo Riddle. +strangely aroused,Found the libtard. +What would vim/emacs be in 22th century? Do people still use them?,"No, in the future everyone will use Sublime Text exclusively" +Yeah no purpose......Condi Engi is only one of the best dps classes on small targers in a perma alacrtiy scenario. Its about 30k dps (realistic buffs + alacrity) thats higher than Thief or Ele.,Why play condi engi when condi ranger can do slightly more damage with a simpler rotation. +Where is the DNC outrage?,What's the DNC? +This is the nicest thing anyone has ever done to me in CR...,Alright that's a bit much lol +Balloons over Burma,*Myanmar +New Target Batmen?,That green variant has a dollar sign instead of a bat on his chest. +Tier 5 fighters Hello just beat floor 30 and am curious if there is a fast track to floor 35 without other minibosses? Tried looking for a map and couldn't find one. Any help would be awesome. Thanks guys.,Btw for u10 the slowmungus is extremely effective. +"Guessing this was casual? Either way, nice ace",Definitely a casual match. +"Sorry, I guess it was directed toward somewhere else. I'm old!",No worries mate +".... I mean, the last time men were cut of from Internet Porn, they overthrew the government.... Lookin' at you, Egypt.",Could you expand on that a bit? +What about my wife? We have 3 kids.,Should've thought of that before *choosing* to be gay and going against God. +Ask who they are voting for and why,"I'm not voting, because the winner has already been decided by the Illuminati." +FYI in many states (possibly all states?) You can get arrests expunged after a certain amount of time. I would look into that.,"Once you cross the border and they see it, they'll have a record of it regardless of any expungement." +TIL that an estimated 40 million Chinese people live in caves,To put that into perspective that's more then the population of Canada. +me irl,Yes. +Man solving a problem,Clearly not having weight from the other arm and a lighter leg gives him an advantage +"So you name one thing? That's dumbing it down? *what is inside the team site* hasn't changed. In fact, you are getting more functionality than you could before... but I guess since you can't rename the URL, the whole application got worse.",2nd - How do I delete the site? +Chi-pol-tay - literally everyone's mom,Water burger -young Texans who grew up on it What a burger -transplants and people struggling with English Its a weird case of people pronouncing it wrong being the people most familiar with it +I'm seeing too many of these kind of posts recently. There's nothing cringe about asking normal questions only to be met with bad news after the fact.,Its just OP wanting people to tell him he did nothing wrong. +AK 47 Fire Serpent FS MW 3X Crown foils 115 Keys / more in items / negotiable,how far is it nego? +at this point i'm just cobbling together cheap jokes,"I don't want to poison the well, but it would have been better if all these jokes wouldn't have been by one user." +"Hey, I'm two of those!",I'm 3~! +Report: Trump pressed Argentina's president about stalled building project on phone call,"Well, he didn't used EMAILS so that's okay." +Did she mean tiring?,no +Fred Roggin on Twitter: Despite best efforts #Chargers are 99% on the way to Los Angeles. Barring last minute unexpected miracle Chargers leaving San Diego,bye felicia +McLeod still in why?,They gotta fight Torts' grit with their own grit! +Bruce Stadium hired as next US Soccer head coach,IT'S NOT SOCCER IT'S FOOTBALL +I had a crack at eggs Benedict,"Toast too crisp, 2/10..." +*insert faux excitement about underperforming Browns player here*,Corey Coleman WR1 ROS? +Lol wtf. It's not like AB never goes off.,God I can't believe that scrub went off against me so unlucky +What do people think those ports are for? Decoration? *sigh* I guess that's what you get when you go to Best Buy.,It's an extra fan for the case +SUPREME X INDEPENDENT SHIRT/HAT,I know you said DM but were you willing to split? +Five Nights At Freddy's Sister Location Voice Actors,I like how they use an image of a model for the thumbnail +What's something odd but really fucking adorable that your SO does? My boyfriend always leaves his beanie on in nude selfies. It looks really cute.,"She's terrified of moths and opening those biscuits that come in vacuum sealed tubes, yeah she freaks out and starts to whimper and it's the cutest thing in the world." +"What office would that be? The unemployment office? Oh, the office of women's studies. I forgot.",what a lazy argument +Sadly both Rhydon and Golem will still get wiped by Vaporeon due to the double weakness to water.,"It's ok, Vaporeons are rare." +Did you guys hang a banner after SB 44?,*Super Bowl Finalists* +How is this even a question? Why do you think the parents would know?,A mother always knows +Sweet Guy ch. 66 It's up,Is this an Illy commercial? +When the 'Cuse get knocked down they get right back up,epic needle here +nope,"Chen is going to test of faith teleport you all the way hell, buddy" +Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,[](#silence) FTFY +What are the reasons to prefer the Monologue over the Minibrute? As I had been interested in that too...,"The monologue's sequencer is lightyears ahead of the minibrute, and it can save patches to its internal memory." +Kusche,AKA the Pencil. +"Three times, arguably four","when he finished second to johnson way back when, he would have been the 'classic points' champion :(" +Rank S-HROUD,requesting rank S-TEEL next pls thank you +What's your best Make a rule for drinking games?,Last person to break a rule has to get up and get drinks for everyone if asked. +Well I bet I can guess what was causing her mortality. #being a fatfuk,"N-n-no, it's cause of society" +i don't get the pidgey hate. They singlehandedly provide me more leveling opportunities than anything.,"All I've wanted to catch during the event is commons, and there's so few of them with all these gastly/cubone spawns." +WE'RE GONNA GIVE YOU THAT TOO GET DUNKED BITCH,voice chat +"Where is your evidence to say it isn't, because last time i checked there wasn't any","Where is your evidence to say that it is, because last time i checked there wasn't any." +The Electoral College Was Meant to Stop Men Like Trump From Being President,"It sure worked out well, didn't it?" +No with some people the Nazis just appeared one day from an oblivion gate.,God damn it Mehrunes Dagon. +"if you take the pill 100% correctly and you use spermacide and a condom, what are your chances of getting pregnant? what is a birth control method that works 100percent?",abstinence is the only 100% effective way and even that fucked Mary. +GameShare?,Yeah sure let me just give you my login and password. +"Not true. Back in the day ... I used to make looters when I was broke and wanted a new pure (I messed up on 1 def a LOT back in the day lol). Key is using an auto-clicker, as most of the other looters are bots anyways. Set it to click like every 1 millisecond, and you will get most of the pile.",TRUE +"But if we put them in jail, aren't we giving them a home?","Good point, we should fine them instead." +What has he actually done that has been good for the province? Right after he got elected Saskatchewan boomed but he didn't do anything to cause that. He rode the high that the influx of money into our province brought. Now that things are in recession he failing miserably and cutting things that shouldn't be cut and spending outrageous amounts on money on land. I can't think of one thing HE has done that has helped us out.,"Rider nation, bro" +Royal Navy 'woefully low' on warships - BBC News,"Great, now the Spaniards are going to sail around unchecked." +What's one thing most guys hate about girls that's almost a law?,That they are always responding as though they are people rather than what men imagine them to be. +"Key House chairman: GOP will change Medicare, to 'save' it",The only thing it needs to be saved from is the GOP. +"For the past 3 months while posting on r/ExMormon I've also been removing 35 years of a work-from-home smoker. House goes on the market next week. No prayer, all Krud Kutter.",Fix and flip? +David's Black Friday Sales! Starting today!,Are David's 10th OT up to par? +Why aren't you just playing the type matchup challenge? I upgraded to level 7 in like 10 minutes.,Gotta practice my Japanese man! +"With all due respect, Republicans win elections because they don't share your hatred of partisanship. If Bernie had won I would have supported him. I would have been kind of salty about it, but over the years I've been on both the losing and winning end of many primaries, and it's what you do if you want to build a successful political coalition. Too many on the left literally decided they'd rather have a fascist in the White House than be part of a coalition to stop him. That isn't moral conviction, it's self-destructive stubbornness.","Because, as history has shown so far, Hillary Clinton is such a wonderful person and politician." +Is that a rhetorical question? What do you expect him to say?,"Probably something like no, the country I was raised and born into has nothing to do, my faith only stems from a deep philosophical analysis of all the alternatives while I was in utero, upon which I decided to be baptized as soon as possible." +lmao i can't understand how something so insignificant can ruin an entire series for you fucking losers. downvote away you salty idiots,i love getting killed by a gun i have no access to despite being a prestige master +What next?,looks like you need armor fighting in gathering clothes is fucked +"About to purchase my 1st mouse, need suggestions. I currently game on my pc, and also edit video. Was looking at the g502 since sales will good tomorrow",g502 is great. +"##Main points: - Agenda based on a simple core principle: **Putting America First.** - **Trade:** submit notification of intent to withdraw from TPP negotiations. - **Energy:** cancel job-killing restrictions on the production and harvesting of American energy. - **Regulations:** formulate a rule that says for every one new regulation, two old regulations must be eliminated. - **National Security:** ask the DoD and the Joint Chiefs of Staff to come up with a comprehensive plan to protect against cyber attacks and conventional attacks. - **Immigration:** investigate visa programs that undercut the American worker. - **Ethics:** Five year ban on executive officials that leave the administration, and lifetime ban on executive officials that lobby on behalf of a foreign government.","You missed the part about the death camps, deportation squads, and white nationalism." +"What makes a good/bad VESA Mount? Trying to mount my relatively unused TV in the bedroom so it gets some use. I use my computer for just about everything one would use a TV for. But my computer isn't in my bedroom. Can't figure out what makes a $50 mount worse than a $200 one. Or even if it is worse or not. Thanks =) If it matters, I need a 200x200 vesa Mount and the TV weighs 24 lbs.",Adherence to VESA standards makes it a good VESA mount. +FIFA President Gianni Infantino backs 48-team World Cup with 16 groups of 3,What a fucking shambles that organisation is +"Bison bison bison is the official Latin nomenclature for the American Plains bison. Bison is its genus, species and subspecies. It is truly the most bisony of bison.",lynx lynx +I'm glad you've been able to justify your purchase.,What can't you do on it? +PSA to Abathur players. DON'T copy your allied Varian you will not get his lvl 10 stat changes and passives. Varian is designed to be somewhat weak in the early game and gets a HUGE powerspike at level 10. However abathur clones will not get those changes because they are passives on his heroic choices. So if you clone Varian you will only get his weak base stats. Just thought I should let you guys know,But how else I would play a 15k hero? +Trump threatens to sue women accusing him,"Next up, Trump threatens to sue the United States for not electing him." +That highly depends on whether you are sexually active or not.,"I personally, prefer to wear them in the shower" +Comrades clash with fash at NPI protest,"Good thing those cops were there to protect those poor, defenseless Nazis" +"Damn, how did he run a 4.92 like that?",Fast enough to evade getting pulled down by his jersey and make a big pass to his receiver at helmet height. +What if... what if the joke actually came before we started referring to the after life as the other side? And now we call it the other side because of the joke,I need a chicken cover of Adele's Hello now. +Over half of Muslims think sharia should be law when polled,And all polls have only ever shown themselves to be completely objective and true with no ulterior motive. +"Game Thread (11/21/2016): New Jersey Devils @ San Jose Sharks -- 10:30 PM EST (MSG+, CSN-CA)",And I think zajac just got hurt +And reproduce all of the time.,They're making America great again. +"You wake up tomorrow and all other humans are gone but everything else works like it always has, What is the first thing you've do?",I would steal everything I want from Wal-Mart and live my life in solitude. +"I have a +12 failstack and I still can't get my Liverto from +11 to +12, it keeps failing. Now 20 durability and need repair. Is it just bad luck? I have a +12 failstack and I still can't get my Liverto from +11 to +12, it keeps failing. Now 20 durability and need repair. Is it just bad luck? Also I'm told to try Failstack with KREA weapons. How do I failstack with Krea weapons? I bought a bunch of Krea Shields, but you can't combine them to failstack like Jewelry, I used a bunch of weapon stones on them but then failstack stuck at +6.",11 to 12 is about an 18 stack... google bdo failstack chart for more info +I lurk. I have an alternate account which I occasionally comment with. The funny thing is about 60% of the time I'm told I'm a bhenchod and down voted for knowing nothing about cricket!,You must be naive if you think cricketers know more about cricket than redditors. +Isn't that a better Snorlax name?,I named my snorlax snoozy! +"I dont think the protests should be allowed, They GARC have had their way for 2 years, there are heavy restrictions on the parade, just fucking let it happen, sit in the house and then the whole thing has been resolved, no twaddel anymore,marching season is over for another year. Peace Next year just let them by, go to newcastle for the 12th beside the sea, go to barrys in portrush. Fuck sake, everyone just let it happen for one day and its grand. Compromise has to be 2 sided.","I dont think the protests should be allowed So, out of curiosity do you think the twaddell protests should have been allowed to happen?" +It's Infecting the Children Too,HORRIBRU O R R I B R U +Only a matter of time until the Boomers die off,Millenials aren't without their backwards views either. +I am torn between the 13 inch and base model 15 inch. I only play around with video editing.,"If you only play around, I would probably consider just 13." +"They were feints designed to create openings. After a moment, both realized they knew each other too well for either to fall for a feint and attempted an outright Force attack. I get it looks stupid, and I probably wouldn't have included it myself, but it's not as dumb as it seems on the surface.",You filthy prequel apologist! +"Basically your speed and acceleration are infinite if time is frozen. Since that's the case it would give you ridiculous force. Its like how the flash can do a super speed punch, just in literally 0 time.",yeah but wouldn't you still have a broken hand from punching a brick wall? +Is that satire? I can't tell anymore,"Wow, is this the one that stumps the legendary aussie shitposters?" +The EU divided into 28 countries with equal population,"Czecho-Silesia, I could cope with that." +Data Collection: Short Overwatch Survey for future analysis/article. Thanks in advance!,When will we see the results? +Wait one frakking minute - you can... you can scoop fuel... from stars???? OMFG. You're telling me I did NOT have to self destruct when I ran out of fuel 8 LY away from a space port.... AUGH!,"Yes, but you need to have a fuel scoop equipped." +I feel like they should have given travel form a slow fall form for these exact situations,"There is Wild Charge or Displacer Beast there to break the fall, then just land in cat form gracefully." +Mr Farage is going to do great job as Ambassador- Trump,"I heard he is also a first rate toilet cleaner, so having him as an ambassador would be huge as far as the hygiene of the British embassy." +Its a kiss smiley :3,It's a 3. +"When you search up Unturned on Google, you get 2.0 as the results.",Fix this Nelson pls +"Seriously tho, mental health is serious business. Glad he's getting help. I miss the old Kanye.","I hate the new Kanye, the bad mood Kanye The always rude Kanye, spaz in the news Kanye I miss the sweet Kanye, chop up the beats Kanye I gotta to say, at that time I'd like to meet Kanye" +"I just played the elana's prayer matchup as control sword and both my leonidas's were at the bottom 6 cards of my deck, literally never lucky (at least I won)","I swear leonidas will never get value anyway against haven anyway haha, they always have banish against it or execute for the amulet." +Do you remember the embarrassing/awkward thing your friend did way back when? No? Neither will they :),I remember everything and WILL bring it up on your wedding. +"You're answering for someone else, so fuck off.","Exactly, it's impossible to contribute to a discussion unless someone is replying directly to *you*." +There is no such thing as stealing open source software.,I didn't think that would need a +Sounds like the culprits made a clean getaway,I heard the left skid marks. +Anyone get the Wilhelmshaven ranked flag yet? The Rank 15+ one. Still don't have mine...,"No i didnt get any shaven Wilhelm yet either, have you check the captains reserves?" +Cast the Symbiotes & Hosts! I want Walter Goggins for Cletus Kassidy. Luke Hemsworth for Eddie Brock... And I doubt they'll ever do the others. But who knows.,Topher Grace for Eddie. +I live in Europe and I got my copy a day early,"I would advise against going online today, just to avoid a possible fiasco like what happened when some people went online before release" +1060 loses to a laptop 980 but only by a few percent.,"Ya, I was just pointing a 970 will give performance similar to a 1050." +I'd recommend the anniversary edition if you have the means,Found bungie employee. +It's the INDOMP-TABLE,YES +Is that really worse than next season ferarri will be much better,"Hard to say, but it is a smart move for him as long as McHonda wins a championship before someone does with Ferrari." +"In with both feet So Im sure this will get downvoted to oblivion as its yet another,I bought a ship post but I feel compelled to let this sub know that 4 years after kickstarting the game, I pledged for a ship because I've finally seen enough to put up more than $45 cash to help see this project to the end. I'm a former project manager for a games company and so I might have a little different perspective from those who haven't worked in that industry. I too, was involved in a project that wildly expanded the scope from the original concept and Ive tried to look for the tell tale signs that Roberts was making many of the same mistakes we did. Our project was a failure by most indicators although on many levels it was a success. I won't bore you with the post mortem. I have seen a few of the same mistakes by watching and reading. Some were in PM, others in community management and communications. Through the past 4 years Ive also seen amazing things produced. The benefits of having no publisher and the huge crowd-sourced funding has covered up a lot of mistakes that other projects would fall to. After seeing the major strides at Citizencon and the 2.6 preview along with the roadmap I am all in. I know my little pledge (Caterpillar) won't make a difference and either will this endorsement but I count myself a citizen and I wanted my fellow citizens to know. See you in the verse.","Hey you could have just said the carterpillar looked to sexy for you to ignore, but this is a nice story bro." +Why hasn't he been banned? Literally everybody recognizes how much of a cockbiter he is,"Hey, woah now, let's not use slurs against homosexuals." +I believe you can only have 1 of each... that's how the middlemen on this subreddit make sure people aren't being scammed.,"If that's true, then I hope I can return one of my pins to the store and ask for for a different one because I didn't know I was going to have to go through a trading process." +I'm morally split now!,Just do one upvote and one downvote +Abuse with HoT? Explain .-.,"What I think Kirby means is that by having a single unit alive that the boss cannot kill, and if the boss has HoT that single unit cannot overcome, theoretically, one can cheese the system for an infinite number of points via BC/HC drops." +"Isn't it users who flag the videos for things like false copyright claims that get videos taken down? So in that case, it would just be random libtards that flagged it and got it removed, not youtube themselves... Oh god, I really just don't wanna have to find out that youtube is controlled by cucks too. :(",Of course it's controlled by cucks (Google). +To be clear you wanted a confrontation between armed men and police and you think there was not one because the men were White. Jesus Fucking Christ.,Yes... it had absolutely nothing to do with 200 assault rifles. +"It's the only way I dont fail when it comes to movement. I've got pretty hard tunnelvision while focusing on my rotation, so the bars need to be where my feet are :D",weak aura might be a good substitution (to show you procs and cd in more elegant way) instead of having the bars so close to center. +Gamergate achieved nothing though.,"Well, they *called* it a success, isn't that enough?" +He's not even in office yet and already making America great again.....Dow and S&P hit record highs today.,"Yeah, that really helps working class Americans." +"Fine, but lying to the court and congress kinda crosses the line.","Nope, it was because the KKKristian Right despises the thought of sex and demanded Clinton to have an abstinence only lifestyle." +There are over 5 million republicans in California... the guy in the link is an idiot.,TIL all of California = San Francisco. +That's a very conveniently timed photo mate. This was minutes after bigD # 1 (which was a full 70 player server) crashed and people started joining # 2 which was being seeded by community members. Within a minute or two of that was back up to a full 52 player server. I was online having an admin meeting and watched the whole thing happen while we were discussing server population and configuration.,"I refreshed it 20mins later and it looked more or less the same, maybe there just not updating numbers properly :S" +With American flags on.,"oh ok, he totally deserved it then" +"I don't know what to call them, so I just call them people.","People, people, everybody people, everybody making a sound" +Spotted the infamous Chicago Pizza Squirrel this morning,fatty +Cause when I pop the dlc into the folder it doesn't show up in game till I reconfig it in the tool kit,did you bought cherub rock? +Both absurd and funny,This is quality content. +Bruh,It's a Supra so it has a 2jz right? +"Posting intimate pics of your kid all over social media. Now, I have no issue with parents sharing adorable baby pics. Hell, I don't mind you guys sharing a lot of them. When you go through hell and back to carry, birth, and raise the kid, you get a pass on the social media sharing, somewhat. HOWEVER, sharing pics of your kid in the bathtub and doing bodily functions is not okay. 1) It's gross. I don't think your kid's blowout diaper or first poopy in the toilet is funny or cute. I don't want that on my timeline. 2) Pedos are out there, be careful. 3) I know it's hard to imagine, but little Peighsyn is gonna be a big boy someday. In fact, he may even be on social media in the future. His friends (AND EMPLOYERS) are gonna see those gross vomit and poop pics. Not a good idea. tl;dr, keep your kids vomit, piss, shit, etc off of social media.",This is the reason I'm glad I was born before social media was big. +Everything about this,"If they force a password reset before you can use any service, I don't see how its much different from a one-time-use login link." +Hey bro I'm about to be up in the Mesa area tomorrow any way you think you can help out a friend who hasn't succeeded with the Reddits lol maybe you can change that?,PM'ed you mayne +"I was uhh, kidding..",welcome to poe's law use a +"Aziza shadows were my first exposure to duochromes, and I've loved them ever since. MAC original formula mascara is something I still mourn, and it's probably been gone twenty years.",I swear I still see Aziza at the dollar store sometimes. +GAME THREAD WEEK 12: VIKINGS AT LIONS i'm so hungry for stuffing,Lions fan here to apologize +If they are taking one of the wonder twins it would be staal. As I said they want a top 4 LHD. Staal still fits that description despite what this sub may think.,"Staal + miller, make it happen gorts" +I guess that's one way to reduce taxes for the working class.,Did he also promise to increase income or just to reduce taxes? +Cuba's Fidel Castro dies aged 90 - BBC News,"In the words of DJ Khaled, And another one." +"President of the Zionist Organization of America proclaims: We in this room and the Jewish people in Israel are right, and the whole world is completely and totally wrong!","Since I am a jew, I must be correct about this guy's need to fuck himself." +"Hmm, I guess that's not too bad, but at the rate Reinhardt's barrier, with twice as much, gets melted right now, I worry about how useful this will actually be for pushes...","I agree, but it's still 1000 HP to take pressure off your tanks." +And that he never even opens A Farewell To Arms.,A Farewell To Arms ends with a baby dying during childbirth +Who is he?,Abe Lincoln's friend in Clone High. +This is so surprising given the fact that donations to the Clinton Foundation had nothing to do with Hillary Clinton's status as Secretary of State or her presidential candidacy. Not.,"you nasty BernieBros, how could you criticize her being corrupt with donor money, you sexist pig ?" +"So uh, who's actually available?",John Tavares +What kind of person eats KFC and wouldn't be thrilled if a bag of weed showed up in their food?,"A good person, since good people don't use marijuana." +"Exactly. The Senate passed a law stating that the CIA must abide by the Army Field Manual. The only was to get that changed is if the Department of Defense changed it, a department managed by the executive bran...OH FUCK! America is going to waterboard the shit out people right?",Like a fuckin' tsunami. +"I can't start the game on steam as well, will there be a patch for the steam client too?",I've already started downloading the fix. +Found my first real gaming mouse,Looks like a brand new razer mouse to me :D +"Last minutes Holiday yard sale on Mirabeau in Gentilly Xbox one star wars R2-D2 controller along with other controllers and games , IPhone 3s and 4s, PSP, tons of kids clothes and toys, adult clothing, board games, furniture, dishes, lots of prepaid phones, box TV, 2 carseats, and more.",There's also an old orange apple clamshell laptop for sale if anyone is feeling nostalgic. +They translocated (beamed up) into the Enterprise while it was at warp speed. Their body atoms had to travel faster than the ship while it was at warp in order to catch up and reconstruct. There's definitely no top speed limit.,"Nah dude, they just beamed them up in one data packet and led the target" +"i'm a disabled usa vet, and after a year in the hospital, Pennsylvania's department of rehabilitation's veterans benefits put me through university of pennsylvania where i did my degree in 2 and a half years with honors. i'll always be grateful, and have spent my life doing my best to take care of others","That's great and everything, but can we get back to how you can make wealthy business owners richer?" +Look at that loser,the Nintendo one not running is correct: I have both a PC and a WiiU since it's a console that remembers that consoles are for when friends come over. +"I spent the last 40 hours of my grandmother's life sitting beside her. As the stages of dying progressed I took a series of photos of my hand holding hers. For, watching the subtle changes of the process of death was very comforting. I took this photo holding her hand 3 hours before her death.",Macabre flipbook +When do the police say that?,They say it on TV all the time! +Unpopular Opinion - Rich Swann His entrance makes me cringe and he's okay at best in the ring compared to other cruiserweights. Not THAT entertaining.,I'm surprised OP didn't start with I'm not trying to sound racist but.... +"Yea u/PersonalLecturer may have chosen the wrong joke to blow a gasket at but he's not wrong that r/2007scape is full of some of bucketloads of blatant racism, sexism and bigotry. The mods don't really seem to care either.",I bet you only say that because you're a black Jewish transgender disabled attack helicopter +Outside of this subreddit that's an extremely popular opinion.,I wonder why +my pussy is drier than a nun's,Good thing he's got the lube :) +"Without naming the location, where do you live?",Pretty late to the discussion but shaman president +Man Without Arms Denied Housing Loan Due to Inability to Provide Fingerprints,Rules are rules. +"From what I've been reading she still has it but it's effectively limp, regardless though we have police that feel it necessary to maim unarmed protesters and sympathisers willing to excuse it and let it happen again. It's fucking appalling.",I'm sure she will be properly compensated for her injuries +If you read the article they owe the drug store $500 for their medications and an unspecified amount to the grocery store for their food.,"You know, those rich Boomers that screwed everyone to live a life of luxury." +That's just stopping to there level. There are way better ways to deal with it.,"For example, you could hit them" +and I don't even want to remind myself about berniers ability to play the puck behind the net...,Maybe don't watch the pens 2nd goal tonight... :/ +I thought you quit,Nah he's only playing to crunch some numbers +"On a similar note, Nurse Joy will say you're up late! if you talk to her late at night (or in the nickie of the day, in Moon). Very judgey.",She did that when I was playing at 6:30pm... +I'm a Dota 2 player trying out League. What are the main changes I need to keep in mind? So far the two big things affecting me are that creeps (minions) in League do a SHIT ton of damage and also appear to have more health. It also seems that the towers in League do a ton more damage as well. What other changes do I need to keep in mind?,There's no turning rate so spam the shit out of the right click and learn how to side-step dodge skillshots +I've Seen It All Now!,I guess this means you're a noob +Honestly I think they should take a look at his empowered W more so then the ad changes.,Im bronze so i cant tell you why empowered w is broken on rengar +"lol, excuse for everything huh?",Apparently you guys think they ordered them off Amazon from an arms dealer not affiliated to any foreign power and had a helicopter drop them off in the middle of a forest. +Idiot Tries to Drive His Car off Tow Truck,The sound his engine was making doesn't sound great. +Cheater in SW Battlefront,Loving the new scan pulse! +"If you have the 11 mat you will want to put it in front probably, a bigger one you can put it on top. Personally these are all twice as horizontally 'tall' as I want from keyboard to desk edge. Still using one I've had for a decade.",Thank you. +What's the story behind your current hairdo?,"Apathy, so much apathy." +Also think of all the new malware opportunities.,To fill that gaping hole. +HOLD THIS L,TIL cancelled is one of the many words americans spell incorrectly. +What is the creepiest thing that society accepts as a cultural norm?,Grabbing people by the pussy +I was talking about Malcolm but can't really blame you as I was being facetious. I love listening to his dulcet Tones and aquiline features while he wears the big hat while lunatics rule over him.,Abetz and Bernardi off screen throwing tantrums about 18c and halal food. +Yeah I forgot about that. There's a confirmation for joining the trainer but not for ladder/grand challenge.,It's a poor design choice in the game. +What's a dark piece of Reddit history that we like to forget that it ever happened?,"All the subs for cub and lolis reddit used to have, then that shitstorm went down and we're a much cleaners place now" +"This. They're called parasite communities, often just outside a city's boundaries. First thing they do after moving in is complain there's no roads and how expensive commuting is.",At least they have beautiful granite counters. +r/The_Dumbfucks after the 3AM Wikileaks Surprise Press Conference,That picture isn't accurate at all; I'm not sure any of them are even old enough to grow beards yet. +Tell that to the two officers whom I had call in their supervisors after they pulled me over for using them.,"Sure thing, have any contact information?" +"Has it officially? I know they said they could have released it back in September but were holding off to put the large patch stuff on the disc to prevent a massive day 1 patch (take that with a grain of salt since it came from the director, but he seemed genuine). I mean technically it had gone gold then but they were still working on the discs. And by the looks of it many other things while they were at it.","Oh, forget that, I could have sworn it was officially stated already." +Nah freedom is an illusion. We're all trapped in a cage.,What if I told you there is no cage? +Phrasing?,Woosh lol +"Best Rivalry Names? With Rivalry Week upon us what do you think the best rivalry names are? I know I'm being bias here but I love Clean, Old-fashioned Hate, it's simple but describes the rivalry perfectly.",The HyVee Heros game +"As a Reddit, I expect other redditors to check their spelling before posting something.",Man I would who's dumb enough to do that. +Besides Juvia who throws herself at Gray has anyone else shown a romance aspect? No. Why? Because Mashima is going for the slow burn,Jellal and Erza Gajeel and Levy Elfman and Evergreen Just from the top of my head. +Naventic vs no tomorrow? More like Zuna vs FORT,"Feel bad for him, as other than that he carried super hard that match." +Paige can't get on TV but she's in shitty animated movies.,Well she's serving her second suspension since August right now +My friend posted this on Snapchat...,I guess their introduction started off very sour. +Are there any other desktop processors brands bedsides Intel and AMD?,I see you did your homework +"I think you can expect Hillary to kinda watch Duterte from the sidelines with bemusement, get real cozy with Vietnam, and basically wait Duterte out on the assumption that he'll flame out. Then the U.S. and PH will politely agree to pretend that Duterte never happened. There's really no reason for the U.S. to throw a tantrum just because PH is currently (sorry) run by a crazy person.","I'd rather have us learn the lesson now (wake up the blind followers and pretty much show immediately why his decision was wrong), than suffer for years more and then try and fix the damage." +"Saw the Paris show on Monday night and it was nice. He mentioned the election a bit and spoke about being black in America, and the current atmosphere with Trump winning. But he avoided having a fuck you Trump chant going and instead jumped into a song so it wouldn't. The show started late due to lighting issues and was apparently shorter cause of that, so he went full on gospel mode towards the tail end of the show. I think news about Kanye broke early the next morning Paris time.",Full gospel mode? +New Pixel Update adds Double Tap to Wake and Lift to Check Phone,Confirmed feature in next update for s7 +I had the same with some druid staff skills.,"me too, the heal glyph was unequipped for some reason" +Finally got some of my Coca Cola rewards,Yeah +"TV series or movies about any sort of organized crime. Also i should mention I live in canada, so there isn't quite the selection. I've been wanting to watch Peaky Blinders but its not on netlix here. Anyways, Like the title says pretty much anything to do with organized crime, though i would like it to focus more on the organized crime aspect rather than the cops trying to stop them, like the foreign movie Triad.","Not Netflix but I'm going to recommend Boardwalk Empire, I really enjoyed that series." +If there's no Movember SBC by 6pm today... I'd say all hope is lost.,Or they are required for November POTM? +What makes no sense to you?,Why blinkers exist +Ctrl + V across the globe....,What if I overwrite Ctrl + V for a macro... +What type of peaceful stuff did he do to even earn a Nobel Peace Prize? This dude has killed more in airstrikes over his term than the number killed during Bush's Administration if you don't include 911,Bush's invasion of Iraq has lead to deaths of way more people than the Obama drone campaign. +"Apple trying to take over supercar/F1 maker McLaren, report says",Pls no. +Makes it even easier. Republicans can do what they want. Dems don't put their name on any of it. Republicans own it all.,That's the opposite of obstructionism... +What product is better being used for something other than what it's made for?,The Hitachi Magic Wand. +Finally got my first Tier 10 :D,"Still on the mogami, the grind is tough D:" +Well we don't generally know other people on the street... or their intentions... but most of us somehow manage to not freak the fuck out about that fact.,How many people on the street attempt to intervene in your business on the day-to-day? +The boyfriend was the only rational person in the movie.,Except not really because he tried to burn down a sentient creature with a homemade flamethrower in his exes' (or alternatively they won't even dating he's just delusional) bathroom because... I think he was jealous? +*no more.,We went to different schools.. +"Idk if anyone told you, but Steinbrenner is dead.",Hal Steinbrenner died? +"You can't be mad at the system after the fact. If you had a problem with the electoral college, the time to speak and change things was before the election. Not now.","Well, it's always after some election and before another, but we've got to change *something* eventually." +16 year old? Lenny face? OK pedo.,Thanks for explaining! +I'd love to have that noise she emits at the end as my ringtone.,erraauuhghhhh erraauuhghhhh erraauuhghhhh erraauuhghhhh Hang on I got a call +Pretty cool trick shot(x-post from never tell me the odds),All I ever want to know about gifs like these: How many tires? +I'm a great white. I am the greatest white this country has ever seen.,Racist fuck! +Since we were posting art I thought you guys might like my new ceiling tile for my science class,White supremacy in the classroom? +What are the biggest advantages to this over OP3?,"About a hundred bucks cheaper, higher res screen, daydream ready (eventually), sd card slot, usb3, and higher mp rear camera." +Who's hitting the Electronics Frontier Foundation?,Trump +"Driving on the left side of the road, when I did this in the US all I got was You're a moron! and You'll kill us all!",how terribly unreasonable of them +"I mean, it's not really wrong, but it's not really right either. African people sold African slaves to white people, then both white and African-American people tried to free slaves, but many white and African-American people tried to keep slaves as well. There isn't really a good or bad race, they both did honorable an despicable things.",all whites are guilty and owe reparations +"What's your current TM farming team? Just curious about what people are actually farming. I'm currently going in with Maxwell, Mustadio, Hayate, Chizuru and Shantotto. Black Cowl would go on Luneth to be immune to all the relevant status effects (minus stop), while the others are general purpose to overall boost my team. Looking forward to complete Charlotte and 2 more Shantotto after the current group (an healer with the force shield? neat!)","I just finished my 2x Cecil, so now my Lightning is a Paladin :D Right now I am farming: Arc (39.7%) Gaffgarion (10.2%) Ludmille (82.6%) Ramza (55.9%) Zidane (29.1%) And then after that team, I'll be grinding out a team of 5x Shantotto." +They didn't flip the video. That is clearly the correct layout for the Banks home.,What if all episodes are reversed though? +Over 1 Crore In New Notes Stolen In Bengaluru By ATM Van Driver,turn on the gps +"A dog being dressed up by a German soldier, 1940. .",I cannot believe nobody has mentioned German Shepherds. +How has nobody realized how corrupt DONALD Trump is going to be?,"Oh yeah, totally nobody said anything about his corruption before he was elected" +wow... Porzingus gets no love.,PF +Baby steals phone and runs away while still recording,"It is like a Peter Berg movie, but better!" +You're welcome.,Your welcome FTFY +You know sometimes I wonder why I'm subscribed to this subreddit. It genuinely hurts my chest to see people act like this. I guess I'm a sucker for punishment,I guess you're too smart for this sub +Atheist's bid for 'IM GOD' licence plate rejected for obscenity: Benny Hart says he just wants to exercise his First Amendment rights,what's wrong with Instant Messaging God..? +Godtenks Hype train now boarding.,NNNOKN0 SAV FOR KAIKEN BLU EVERYONE NEEDS VEGITO EVEN WHEN AGL IS BAD ON THEIR ACCOUNT +Soo it's a case of 'I got mine so fuck everyone else'. Gotcha.,The best societies are all predicated off of the idea that only the healthy and physically able deserve continued existence. +IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM! /cracks whip.,Nice try Lao Che! +"Ah, yes, but can it survive being submerged in lava?",Don't think so but this needs to be tested to be sure +"Yes, all the cars in that race have a shitty turning radius.",Is it because you should never need to turn the wheels to a certain range so they back it off to give more sensitivity while sacrificing range? +"Yeah, Fox using his toolkit is waaay different than Puff using hers.",Oh god I can smell the bait. +Omg i came back to here with the add on installed and your comment is so much better.,You must really enjoy doing cloud stuff. +PSA: Don't fuck with the TSA. They'll take your virginity.,Hmm... I do wonder what it is like. +"I received the best Non monetary tip last night Last night was relatively slow at first, until about 1030 Within 30 minutes I receive 5 runs going in the same direction One of them on the phone said they were going to hook the driver up (which was me) I get to the house he calls me in, pulls out a jar of weed (reggie quality) picks a quarter out, gives it to me Realized he gave me reggie, gives me an 8th of dro All in all I got 10 grams as a tip Reggie wasn't the worst I've had, The Dro was a 7.5 outta 10",Wow! +"Poll: When doing dinner and a movie which comes first? Do you do dinner, then go to a movie; or movie, then dinner after?",Movie first so that you have something to talk about at dinner +someone said the garage is 7m. GG,I've heard its 1.7 mil/floor. +Since DC Rebirth is now in full swing what are your top 5 Superman stories,"(No particular order) Kingdom Come, Superman: Red Son, Superman: Birthright, Superman: Earth One, and I'm not sure about my fifth one I'd probably say anything Geoff John's Superman I love a lot" +"Well, you know - straight green avocados are responsible for the rise of the alt-right in this country. Everything is their fault.",It's only their fault when they sit too long and turn brown. +"Bills fan admits to drinking booze from teenage girl's backside, charged with probation violation",I know I feel safer already knowing this monster is behind bars. +"Well, seems like a good reason to make the switch. haha","Yeah spend $300 for a new console and $32 for the game, fuckin steal!" +yeah there seems to be a mindset that if you can shield drop with this controller than you're just gonna walk into your weekly and start bodying everyone and that is delusional. so much more to the game then just tech skill but w/e,"There's obviously more to it, but you're severely downplaying the difficulty of techskill in this game." +Lionel Messi scores vs Celtic (0-1),Brb gotta change my pants +Marco Verratti own goal Arsenal vs Paris (2-1),Prime wengerball right there +"Preterists, what's a decent English translation of the Bible? I'm reading Stuart's The Parousia and he references poor or confusing grammar choices used in the KJV which is what I currently use. I'm looking for an upgrade. Thanks!",HCSB +Yeah I know it's corny but some of the things he points out is too damning to completely dismiss this entirely,Shoehorned into power in DC by the world Shadow Government.. This doesn't sounds like a crazy person at all! +F3 Shara aimlock?,Halftime ....? +Why are all the mixers up on the high shelf?,Patriarchy. +People should be proud of their country.,"Until certain degree, pride is good, negative prejudice against other nations not" +I just find it funny how everyone was doomsaying as if SLS didn't know the problems of their own game.,I assumed that when they saw a thread on reddit with negativity they ignored it because who cares about the haters. +"Nearly 3 years later and still the same damn 21 colours, come on Microsoft how hard is it to add a full colour palette?",W10 too +Texas judge halted Obama's new overtime rule - this good news for workers,"Yeah geez, it's so good for the workers that they get paid less and less" +"Why did the #18 pit with three laps to go? What was the logic there? Why are fans not making a bigger deal of it? Just strange the #19 basically wrecks himself, #18 decides to pit with three to go and the #22 slides up the track on the final restart which seemed a bit unusual. Although on old tires Logano could have been trying a hail mary of sorts and the car wouldn't stick. Interesting sequence of events, though, all in the final few laps.","Nonsense everyone, it was all a NASCAR conspiracy guys." +For a second I thought that meant Sergachev wasn't going to the World Juniors..,"I thought too, was gonna be sad not to see him not play." +I look so dumb tho ;-;,I promise you don't and nobody is watching anyway :) +me irl,me too thanks +Which other team in history had a worse season than the newcastle knights? They got thrashed for most of the games and only won one game and a tie.,I remember a time when the Broncos didnt even make the 8 :( +"As awesome as the whole Sun/Moon soundtrack is, Gladion's theme was probably my fave. So I did a thing.",Gladion's theme and this rendition are both kickass. +My brother managed to get a Christmas Miracle of a pack! (Mana Crypt w/ Foil Force of Will behind it!,"Holy shit, stop buying packs now, you've hit the high point." +Stratolaunch to use Orbital ATK rockets to launch satellites from its giant aircraft,Why would Orbital-ATK sell them Pegasus-XL's instead of going after the contracts themselves and using their existing L-1011? +"Morrapuler, but many just use english terms","Except that means Morning fucker to the majority of Norwegians, at least with that spelling, which I'd say is more of a compliment than anything." +Which one of those is from Team Hillary?,Don't you know that the msm is all part of team Hillary? +Fake News Huh?,Lets forgive him of all his blatant lying and manipulation because he is finally acting like a journalist. +Rumia can into Poland.,Still cannot into Space +Paying too much attention to her gizmo/gadget. She got what she deserved.,Her friends gizmo/gadget +So they won?!?! is it golden goal or silver?,they have to play the full Extra time +Auston I hate you Matthews and Freddie Fuck you Andersen,The Leafs hate everybody +Love had Second most points in the HISTORY of the nba for a player in a quarter. Just let that sink in.,"And then 0 in the 2nd Q. Suck it, Kevin." +Is this the closes Sid's gotten to a Gordie Howe Hat Trick?,he got one in his 3rd year +"Called all Walmarts in Nebraska, nobody has any",TYFYS +"This Thanksgiving, I give thanks to the Native Americans protesting, and to other people standing with them in this fight.",Let's keep committing crimes to make sure oil keeps getting spilled out of rail cars and trucks! +It's just a tradition at this point. I always master ball the mascot of the game.,"How'd you pull that off in gen 1, or their gen 3 remakes?" +I don't know why people talk about Superbowl in November and December.,Because there's literally no history of any dominant first half teams choking in the history of the NFL ever duh +Tony Snell's celebrating face: (picture in link).,Tony Snell's celebrating eyes. +Good boy points.,Thank you. +"If the source isn't biological, how can it be biofuel?",They're just taking the long view that fossil fuels came from living things. +Tokyo area gets first November dusting of snow in 54 years,"Gyuhuk, global warming, HUH?" +"Caddell: CNN's 'Journalistic Credentials Terribly Damaged,' Worked 'Hand in Glove' with Clinton Campaign",I'm glad Breitbart was on top of this. +Pumpkin Spice Challah Bread,Appropriation +"Self driving cars would be great but considering I can't even afford a car, rent or university right now, that's a dream I will probably never fulfil.",Time to stop the smashed av matey +im not a racist but...,Everyone's a little racist ... +yes...could you give me a level to lock?,I think it says in the post 1-10? +"I think we should make the outer layers out of tungsten-iridium plates with a supportive layer underneath made out of woven diamond nanothreads on a scaffolding of strong, lightweight carbon composites. It might be expensive, but it will be very, very strong.",Why does the wall need to be lightweight? +"So does dressing like a piece of poo. This is England and she demamds respectful dress, and so I act accordingly wherever I go and whatever the natives choose to call it.",What does mentioning England have to do with anything? +AKIRA: How To Animate Light - Nerdwriter,I never liked Akira but I do appreciate it a lot visually and for introducing anime films to the west. +Fit and natural,Alice Matos +"Yes, but with their free will, they chose to hurt me anyway.",At some point you have to grow up and stop playing the victim card and blaming everything on your circumstances. +also thank mr skeltal for good bones and calcium,no +"O.J. Simpson's house guest, of course. j/k Also, is NATO something people talk about so frequently that someone actually had to explain it more than once in their life?","Well, yes of course, but you're just an intellectual plebeian, so you're too ignorant to understand." +I thought it was Justin Trudeau,"What do you mean, you're saying we DIDNT need 25,000 poor immigrants?" +"For some reason, you have been elected president. What do you do as POTUS?",*wall joke* +Our 8-year-old son woke up early this morning to put together stockings for me and his mom...which were plastic bags full of what you see here.,Haha your kid has shit taste in beer. +My Love and Affection Extra Garbage C2,nobody wants your love and affection +Skittles because my last name is suspiciously close to Rainbow.,How do you taste? +Haha I remember reading that shamans were a viable tank option for instances because of their ability to wield a shield. Wish I still had that vanilla manual around.,"To be fair some of my earliest memories are running dungeons with a shaman tanking, they could just about manage it with rockbiter and earth shock." +I think you need to set your messages to 'friends only'.,"Or followers, prevents against scambots easily too." +I see some pattern here,yeah wow thats really amazing +"Corporate media did a great job at omitting him, misrepresenting him, or marginalizing him.","That's not why, he just wasn't popular enough!" +Wrong- The current corrupt system along with the compliant media is the cause of the voter apathy. There is no logic in picking between two lesser evils.,Well yeah but Hillary is clearly the better of the two so we should go with that! +But all top mages already have -ga spells,"Yea why equip Shiva on top mages so they can get ra spells, right?" +"Does Rocket League no longer need PS Plus??? I just bought a year of Playstation Plus because everywhere I read said that I need it to play Rocket League online. That, and there was a small discount on Rocket League too if you have PS Plus too. But then my friend just calls me and says his Playstation Plus expired a year ago and he plays Rocket League all the time online.... Did something change??",PS plus is required for any multiplayer game except games like Journey i think where you get grouped with randoms. +The Democrats need to rat out the supply-side Jesus that Republicans have been foisting for decades. Jesus was more interested in helping the poor than abolishing abortion or bashing gays.,"But those pedophiles that wear dresses in the women's room, Jesus explicitly said that the Republicans should attack them." +"But he had a confederate flag shirt on, the security guard would've high fived him and said it won't be long now before there are all white hospitals. Seriously, though, glad to hear that ERs are a little more sane than this. Pretty sure that Hippocratic Oath thing doctors take says they shouldn't stand there while a child dies just cause his dad is racist. Beyond the obvious thathappened-ness of this, why doesn't the hospital have more than one nurse capable of helping this child? I assume the OOP is of the mind that she is the only competent person on the planet.","Well you know, the doctor needs the sassy black nurse to tell him how to medicine" +"You are granted a one hour period of Donald Trump's undivided attention, you can bring a laptop to the meeting but nothing else. How do you spend the time?",Can it be a Galaxy S7? +"Haha, they should have a harder version of the story where the consequences of getting caught for murder were higher. Maybe even more realistic and let you get off scott free if you have enough wealth.",I think you might like the Postal 2's concept then. +Why aren't you in a relationship?,What a great thread to start off the holiday season. +The Projectors projecting that Trump is the projectionist. Projectception.,"No no, I'm sure this round of pop psychology name calling is on the up and up." +Can we add Medivh into Call of the Wild summoning King Krush to the checklist? Has anyone pulled this off yet? I think it might be the new op,If 8 drop into 9 drop is the new OP... I'm okay with it. +"In western/northern Europe, Christmas was placed over the pagan festival of Yule and took on a lot of the traditions of the pagan festival such as decorating trees, mistletoe and feasting.",We still call it Jul here in Sweden. +Actually focus father ariandel. He takes more damage and hit her once to stop her from healing and you are good to go,"This, also, so long as Friede stays away, she's just going to use her ice in phase 2 and that's easy to dodge, just like Ariandel's attacks." +Which fictional character do you have a crush on?,Adolf Hitler +"2 years ago I quit my 9 to 5 office job and started making dank memes. Reddit, here are some of my works...",Dank Meymeys +Dudes behind it are ex-Google,I'm pretty sure being ex-Google is like being ex-CIA (read: you NEVER leave the agency). +Think we could get them to take Jason Smith too,We love Jason Smith. +"This one is good and the sub where it's all automated. I never remember the name, but it's just a bunch of bots talking and upvoting each other.",WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WE ARE NOT BOTS WE ARE HUMANS SURELY WITH OUR TYPING KEYS AND OUR WIRED MOUSES. +I believe the trick is to occasionally press 2.,"I've found proper application of 3 speeds it up greatly, while 4 can help with the efficacy of 1-3" +"Which conspiracy theory, if proven true, would cause the world to collectively shit the biggest brick?",Bush did 9/11 +"Does this election prove that most people in the US will vote for the major party candidates regardless of who is nominated? It seems unlikely that Clinton and Trump will receive less than 40% of the vote each, despite both of them being historically disliked candidates. I've seen many people claim that if Romney said the things Trump does or Obama doing the things Clinton has done, they would both tank in support. But is this really true? Is this election really that unique that the candidates get away with being unfavorable or would the American people simply not care what their candidate says or does and still vote with their party? The last time a major party nominee received less than 40% of the vote was in 1992 for H.W. Bush, but this was only due to Ross Perot taking 19% and Bill Clinton only taking slightly more than 40%. The last time before that was in 1972. Even Walter Mondale received over 40% of the vote despite only winning one state. Is it almost impossible for a major party nominee to go way below 40% vote share in the future, since it is unlikely that candidates as disliked as the current ones will run for president any time soon?",This election shows that people vote against the candidate they fear being elected. +"Slowly going insane So, whenever i play MP i play Hardcore Kill Confirmed. With most users, i have no issues, but then occasionally there's a player that will ALWAYS kill me without me even hearing a gunshot on my end. Is this just lag or lag compensation? Am i going insane? Is there anyone with similar issues?","I mean bullets ARE supersonic, you aren't supposed to ve gearing them." +i dont like lemonade anyway,I guess that solves that problem. +He probably fucked something up famalam. That's why I don't have any friends it's better that way lol,"Yea im pretty sure he fucked up, the HDD contained some weird folder like Lost DIR and some android folders." +Lol whats up with UK going full retard in recent days?,"Don't worry, they can't trace you if you permanently go incognito" +Tiger standing next to his keeper,"The tiger is clearly sizing the man up to see if he will fit in his belly, much like a python." +Where is the safest place to stand outside in a thunderstorm?,Under a tree. +Was the second one an actual cover? I don't pay much attention to failing mediums.,"Unbelievably, yes, it was." +German GP set to be dropped from 2017 calendar,"Thanks, Rosberg." +"Customer laziness I work in a retail store. I was going around every aisle with a cart to collect items that don't belong and on top of the cart was a basket that had damaged items. A customer comes along and says Can I use your basket? I look by the door where the baskets are and lo and behold, there is a stack full of baskets by the door. I tell her No, sorry. I'm using it. There are a bunch of baskets by the entrance.. She got mad and said Great customer service! in a sarcastic tone and left. I then got called for back up, and of course, she was my first customer. I laughed inside and I did my usual polite greeting. She wouldn't look at me so I sent her on her way. Don't be lazy next time, customer.","Of course, her laziness is your fault." +Best banks in Canada? (TO specifically)? What banks are there and which ones seem to benefit people best? Any recommendations or are they all relatively similar?,i like RBC because they have machines at Esso's. +plz no tread,Yeah nah mate go around lad +"We proved everything critics of America have ever said about us, GJ dumbfucks","Its their fault because they were critical of us, they made us do this!" +"Ouija, who should I vote for in the presidential election?",D +I can Do 158 for my 0.007,i can do 153 keys for any . +"Everyone's shitting on you for being excited for this album but I'm with you on this one. Starboy, I Feel It Coming, Party Monster all sound dope and the songs previewed in Mania sound interesting and awesome as well. I really like the new style that Abel is exploring, especially since he's said long before that he would never recreate the same music again--hes simply not in that space anymore. It may sound a little poppy sure, but if you look at his influences--MJ, Prince, etc--the musical direction he's taking makes so much sense.",Couldn't agree more man +Please win. Miller was our second highest point scorer and yet he played 3 minutes in the first period..,#AVLogic +I thought they misspelled Memory,I was hoping for memery but memeroy is close enough +"Wtf, it took me a week to get from 60 to 61 because Outland is so fucking boring",You dropped this: +Adam is just the best,Finally good to see some positivity for him on this subreddit :) +\*saxophone solo\*,HEY! +Meddle with the wind blowing,And AMLOR with crappy songs +Found it it was Dire Straits - Money For Nothing,Opening scene of Kingsmen +You could try messaging the mods.,I did by the time I was banned but they never responded. +Hillary Clinton's Lead Is Greater Than Multiple Former Presidents',Uninspiring +Nothing beats the Dark Troopers of Force Unleashed. Gigantic near-invincible mega cunts.,"Eh, both games had their fair share of overly tanky annoying enemies." +Gearbox boss Randy Pitchford teases a December 1 announcement,Fingers crossed for Battleborn 2! +FOR ME!?!,Melted Pizza Freddy confirmed? +They announce the discovery of a new 7300 yr old city and include no pictures of said discovery. Nobody took any pics?,But how could they when cameras didn't exist 7300 years ago? +Public Protector 'Cancels' Staffer's Trip: I Don't Care How She Gets Back,Anyone else think the term 'Dick Move' perfectly describes this situation? +"If you rev-match downshift you wear the clutch a lot less and have more fun doing it. If you've got a loud car, the noise is fun too.",especially if it's an old civic +You are on a list now.,The list of internet heros? +you know there is a tea bag?,"Yeah that's for mute only though, correct?" +Yes of course hunting is only acceptable if you persistence hunt the turkey over 30 miles of terrain and gouge its throat with a flint knife,Because there's nothing in between that and feeder sitting +"Most well liked F1 drivers? I don't think anyone dislikes Hakkinen, for starters, I mean, there's basically nothing to not like about him. Anyone else?",any finnish driver im sure no one has ever had any issues with tbh +do you not have any idea how DPI works or what it actually is? please tell me this was a troll response...,nah bro u using the wrong dpi bro fix your mouse bro +"Suez is a terrible map for Conquest It's an absolutely horrendous map to play on Conquest, 1 team caps all 3 points (why does a Conquest map have only 3 points anyway?) until the opposing team gets the Armored Train and holds all of the points from then on. This map really needs 2 extra points to stop it from being as linear as it is.",Suez is my favorite map for sniping +"I once was walking home drunk and a light pole only rendered *after* I walked into it, I swear.",Driver 2 for PS1? +"He got introduced to it, he said.",Oh thats okay then +"Yeah, the size of the bundles is a little ridiculous. I was down for a 20-30 dollar impulse purchase but none of these items really qualify. Hopefully they have some single-ship discounts tomorrow. Also, if you are going to sell a $400 bundle, you could at least include the Gremy and the Nikolai...",People would be on the forum with pitchforks if the only way to buy those two was for hundreds of dollars. +Short video of Tom/RogerCop's VA recording lines for the Christmas special!,"Spoiler warning on that second video, geez." +"Hey, ex-rioter (don't tell anyone I'm undercover) So, I worked on the brazilian player support team at riot, which was really close to the community team and the player behaviour team, so when this kinda popped the first time I went to discuss this with our player behaviour expert. Turns out that this would be a relly great idea in paper, but we had to account for the players that would be using it. I can't give you all the details because my memory sucks and I don't want to say something wrong (I'm not the expert on this), but it turns out that having an option like this would induce players to single out a bad player on their team (due to their poor performance, for instance) so they would quit and the team would be granted a mercy. Not only that but players would also be able to abuse this on a duo system, where one of them quits and the team gets mercy. These are very hard to counter since you can't know for sure if someone just dc'ed or quitted. Also I don't know if this would affect overwatch but the matchmaking on LoL is fucking complicated, which means that a team going up on the ladder and a team not moving at the same time could cause some issues (imagine not one, but hundreds of these). After working there I know it's pretty damm hard to get a system that feels fair for everyone, because unfortunately people will find a way to abuse it, and if it's abusable then it's not functional, that's why system with less possible abuse were added to league (like the remake on the first minutes of the game). A system should not ever, ever, create toxicity and by god that's hard","ah, the brTT effect" +I don't know if I can watch this whole thing. You are smacking your lips like crazy in some parts.,"Maybe your babelfish is broke, refund and get another." +"Today's bus adventures turned out alright, will certainly ride again when I'm heading into the CBD or Riccarton mall. The presentations I went to were far more interesting then I thought they'd be. I ended up talking to an RNZN guy working on the procurement plan out to 2050 which was interesting, not so much for the ships but the shore facilities and people they will require. Also got a big lecture from another presenter on how Airlines are struggling with carbon neutrality, which makes sense considering they don't have any alternatives to jet fuel. But intriguing where they think they'll be in twenty odd years.",Bring back ocean liners! +"Wow, as a muslim myself, this rule is retarded. What about travelers? Rain and without transportation? Do I have to have an MC handy to prove I'm sick? What if I overslept? How will the prove I didn't go? Will they have power to enter someone's property willy nilly? Fuck this is fucking stupid.",jawab dekat allah +"* Paused bench is generally a meme, you can make plenty progress with solely touch and go. * You don't need to go heavier just because you can, you're usually better off going lighter because you can. You can progress with less intensity and volume if you're using better form. * You don't NEED to compete as much as you can, spend more time building. Think long term. * No one gives a fuck about junior national records.","Les intensity and more volume, no?" +Perfect response.,I suggest the fedora.... it makes them panties drop... +This fucking famous footwear commercial and the Christmas commercial with Frankenstein can be sent right to hell with TJ Clemmings riding shotgun.,it's not a Christmas commercial it's a holiday commercial +"Buddy I don't mean to be rude or disrespectful but I mean it doesn't affect you at all, so reporting me is like you going out of your way","ye, academic dishonesty doesnt concern uoft at all" +Anyone else kinda want a jackal space battle multiplayer? Like im loving it in campaign! it feels actually good..,Until someone finds an out of map spot. +"No confirmation yet from SNKRS, but they show up in my order history and I was charged. Am I good?",Should be. +What's your go to song when introducing your favorite musician(s) to other people?,The Thong Song - Sisqo +Happy employees are productive and friendly employees. Cab drivers aren't stereotypically happy for a reason.,b...but lyfit/uber isn't like traditional cab companies! +the male gaze saves the day,probably manspreading on the lanes though +More Americans are fuming over Hillary and the DNC rigging the primary against Bernie Sanders,they caught the hacker though so everything is good! +But did you see the dancing bear?,The one scratching the ladies back and looking fierce? +"New update been released on PS4 - 7GB Download Assuming it'll be for the High Flyers packs but I'm hoping/praying/wasting my time that there will be some gameplay improvements in it. Here's hoping! (7gb where I live = 3 hour download, what fun)",I really hope we don't need to download 7gb everytime one of these new shitty theme packs drop +"Ah, finally a scientific term for degeneracy.",Forgot +A map of the 32 high-rise buildings in Philadelphia currently under construction.,Look at all of these apartment buildings that you can't afford to live in! +"Blount is carrying the ball and the team, in the 2nd half.",If we win this the defense owes him BIG. +A lot of these animals don't have a choice. They are purposely brought into a world of suffering and most of them are just waiting to die or be killed to end the painful life they are forced to live. This is all just for humans to consume them. But why? No ones life should entail suffering and only living to be kept alive at the bare minimum and then to be slaughtered and eaten.,This makes me sad +"The future of investigative news is online outlets. It doesn't pay much, the exposure is relatively low, but there's little to no overhead power structure to worry about. We need journalists unbound from corporate interests to report on this shit. Journalists who do it not because they're getting paid but because they're passionate and driven. TV news is hopelessly compromised. Web news is the future.",Good thing net neutrality is gonna get demolished! +Valkyrie Awakening 200% BSR,Sadly we will never be using it :/ Would be nice to get this as a usable skill ... +Couldn't be more thankful today.,I read it as Could it be more thankful today +Some places say only so many poles can be up,Come to Chicago we have plenty of Poles... +Lip-Synchronisation For Your Life: A Saga,Also tbh any S7 LSFYL gif that isn't Lovergirl is wrong. diff --git a/chunk25.csv b/chunk25.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..34b02366fc37cd801ba9a9e9d105e96e14dee027 --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk25.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1668 @@ +Input,Output +MRW I sext my SO before getting together tonight and he (jokingly) answers with a like emoji.,That boy is a natural born memester he might deserve it +13 or 15?,13 +"Birthplace of Mark Twain, no longer exists however.",Fun fact +That would be fine if not for the fact that they announced FOUR new board clears so far for other classes.,Yea but they are affordable to mage because we now they needed +don't ever feel bad about leaving out the bread of a sandwich or pizza crust. A sack of flour is like .99 cents water is free. Trust me you're not paying for bread. *edit spelling,but... but... starving African children and all that +Great argument.,Do you even know who he is? +possible bug? Guild raid reset key,You can only use 1 key. +YOU GOT A PIC OF THIS KID!?,Sort of looked liked you! +Spez thinks he can stop The_Donald from shitposting to r/all,And this is why I love T_D +"a combination of complex social, international and electoral issues?","You with your fancy logic, get out...." +Gearbox boss Randy Pitchford teases a December 1 announcement,Oooo I hope it's him playing the guitar raging about Twitter! +"SO, Did WOTC just decide to see how much they can get away with with this set? they forget to print energy tokens. Which id say is a very LARGE over site. Now we have issues with people not getting rares in packs. Did WOTC quality control just fall sleep on the job?","Is it possible that, much like airplane flights, you hear nothing about the thousands of perfect, high-quality experiences every day and instead only read about the exceedingly rare times something goes wrong?" +"23 year old atheist wins city council position, takes secular oath of office, no drama ensues.",Oh thank god... +"This would be a great YouTube video, dueling killer roombas",Looking for r/robotwars? +"Exactly! Like, what if I don't accept your apology?",Then you're a little bitch with a big rack! +Is it just a commercialised bullet journal?,"It has most of the best features of a bullet journal in its design, but there's a bit more to it." +"sounds silvery maybe bronze it doesn't matter if you main support or not, exhausting the main source of damage its something every role it's supposed to know","im in G2, gold 2 that is, im too good got G2 esports" +Hillary would do much more than that i'll take lying crap i just pulled out of my ass for $200 alex,Can you at least acknowledge Clinton's own statements support my post? +Not to mention he stood up for her against Metal Bat. Makes you think.,"Watch out, here come Flashy Flash x Tatsumaki shippers" +"There/they're/their are different words with different meanings. If you fuck this up, I will judge you.",Wow your really sensitive +No Mans Sky SILENCE BROKEN - BIG UPDATE INC!,You're not going to fall for it again are you? +"Big Brother US18 - Episode Discussion - September 01 2016 Thursday night usually means eviction which means we'll say goodbye to another houseguest. Who will it be? Will we see an HOH crowned tonight? Remember, do not post spoilers in this thread! If an HOH is crowned post-episode, discuss it in the Feed Discussion thread!","Sometimes, I don't know how Julie keeps her composure, I sure would have malfunctioned trying hard to hold my chuckle after that segment lmao" +Sold an inherited home after a family death. Do your research.,DNC indirectly bought the house because they killed that family member +You can listen to music from using one letter of the alphabet for the rest of your life: can be the first letter of the band name or first letter of the first or last name of a band member. What letter would you choose? What bands are included?,"T Thousand Foot Krutch, The Devil Wears Prada, Three Days Grace, Twenty One Pilots, Trace Adkins, Thomas Rhett, The Weeknd, etc." +An audio documentary about how one overseas fan became obsessed with THFC,YIDDO! +Here's a shocker: some of us actually liked XIII but the haters are more vocal.,"I've seen a lot of people who like it, but like the other guy, I haven't seen anyone say that it was a cornerstone or otherwise strong entry." +That's what journalists are (ostensibly) for.,You mean the corrupt (((liberal))) tools in the media? +"They can, however, say an amendment to a state constitution is unconstitutional which is what this is.",Is it though? +The Retaliator Base Does it come with the torpedo module and an inter-changeable one? I have looked around but nothing is really clearing things up.,"No, it's all about that base, no treble." +RNGesus Just Blessed Me.... Got Gao with Thanksgiving rare ticket. Almost died.,I know I'm late but man I'm jealous -.- nice luck +"Don't worry, they'll strip his citizenship first.",Nothing unconstitutional about that +I was waiting for that. With Tic-Tacs.,"I mean, nothing says that just because you are going to sexually assault someone that you have to have stank breath while you do it!" +"I've lived among Cuban exiles and I'm in good shape visa wise. Looking forward to coming up north and helping you fight the alt right, Cuban-style. #AmericanExile",We don't accept refugees from Cuba. +Scientists testing if poop transplants could help obese people lose weight and keep it off,u fatties can have my poop. +"TIL that President Lyndon B. Johnson once said, If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.",This is literally not relevant to any current events +The sound of loons at evening on the lake.,Found the Canadian +"No Prep / Beneath the Grounds / X made the leaderboards? I played prep/grounds/fanofknives the most during the brawl and it had a good matchup against both mill druid and discard lock, and also could beat murlock decks easily and mech warpers if you were lucky.",I wanted to try that but was worried about Prince Malchezar as a hard counter to Beneath the Grounds. +#It is the year 2020 &nbsp; *Gabe walks up on stage in front of thousands of people* &nbsp; **TODAY WE ARE RELEASING THE THIRD PART OF A SERIES LOVED GREATLY BY OUR FOLLOWERS** &nbsp; *Crowd grows completely silent and shortly after gasps* &nbsp; **TODAY WE PROUDLY PRESENT TO YOU...** &nbsp; #DUST 3 ^(for Counter Strike : Global Offensive!) &nbsp; *gabe gets shot*,"Spoiler, it was an inside job, a planned suicide" +Matt Tobin played last offensive snap with MCL sprain that will require him to miss a few weeks. Injury happened on 2nd-to-last play.,Dillon Gordon active next week? +Fwd: A real conundrum,*takes red pill* *Suddenly in my dad's balls again* +PATCH 5.2 Hey guys. Does somebody knows when patch 5.2 will came out ?,"While we're at it, anyone know when patch 6.1 is coming out?" +Hell yeah! Now I just need Colorado to win,I think Wisconsin will have to die to Minnesota for Colorado to make the CFP. +That doesn't justify what happened.,"And yet, I feel less sympathetic." +Looks like a cemetery from the picture.,It is a cemetery. +"I'm on mobile right now so I can't post the links to them myself, but look through the trailers. Night scenes usually have them.",I found them thanks +"So, I have one of those engine stands. And I've made it work just fine on a small block chevy, with everything being symmetrical on the backing plate. Is there a reason you weren't able to get it lined up?",See newest post +lowkey i agree but i don't want to get yelled at by 6 people calling me a dummy.,I think people are finally getting over their Haden mancrushes. +I7 6700k $28.00,#Best BF deal yet. +Instant Justice to texting and Driving idiot,What an idiot... he's sitting on the wrong side of the car. +"Any slang term for vagina. Dunno why, they always just sound so...gross.",listen to this cunt^ +Walmart sells boy's condoms. 11/25/2016 Walmart may change this when they see this.,Are there such things as girls condoms. +"Control Wards revealing Shaco I know it isn't supposed to, so it has to be some kind of bug. Sometimes when im in the area of a control ward they can see me. Anyone else has experienced this?","Well control wards give vision, so yes they will be able to see you if you're in it's range.. Though if you use your q then you won't be visible to the ward for the duration of your q stealth." +Trump appoints KT McFarland as Deputy National Security Adviser,"Let me guess, she's a backwards religious racist misogynistic moron who wants to make America hate again." +"Any idea when that may be? Also, slightly confused on the 25% off. Is it 25% off compared to originally planned price? Is it just for old Toonfest items? How long will that discount last?",Jeremy has to finish his dinner first. +Japanese voices are so better tbh,They sound like cats in heat. +Man. Seafood freaks me out. Something about the eyeball really bothers me lol,moose with spaghetti is gooood +"Frontline has the Dday beach assault, as far as I remember Allied Assault has you as an intelligence officer so after Egypt, Norway you end up on the para side of the Dday landings.","No, Omaha Beach is definitely in Allied Assault." +That's some stupid way to say it though. Just say 50% bigger.,"I agree, but maybe not a native speaker?" +The strongest rim for your needs I could think off the top of my head would be the Ryde Disc Bull. They've got a weight clearance up to 180kg.,Thank you I'll check them out +Can confirm. Trying hard to stay awake so I don't mess up my schedule.,"That's good, make sure you write some ideas down for whatever you can, I find that when I'm tired I have a load of good ideas that might work if they aren't too stupid." +I've never seen either... Maybe I should see them?,Boy do I envy you. +"When your Build is all Done, but you Forgot a Sticker",The worst kind of sticker :D +Our first negative review... Celebration time!!,I hope we handle the bad reviews as well as you guys do! +But liberals are telling me he was a great revolutionar icon. Are you telling me that liberal commies are spreading lies?,"Listen man, white hollywood liberals know more about Cuba than people who fled from it." +It's the result of a decades long marketing campaign against social welfare in this county. It's only amplified by social media. I see these totally fake stories all the time of supposed conversations people are having. It's like right wing porn.,"Wait, you're telling me that the majority of my taxes don't go towards lazy people getting free shit?" +I've been out of the game a while. Did something happen to The Axe Man?,"He's moving out of state, so while he's still going to come back to make some videos and such, he no longer works with AirsoftGI" +"All I got from this is that you mentioned your second customer was black, but no mention of the ethnicity of the first group.","That's some quick wit, queen!" +"Molyneux never caused a shitstorm on the same scale as NMS. He *did* do the exact same thing, but the shitstorm wasn't as big. And his games are always mediocre at worst. No Man's Sky was genuinely trash.",I'd say that the fact Molyneux kept doing it over the course of over a decade is worse but whatever. +"On the other hand, i've met Neil deGrasse Tyson and he was really nice.",that's cool and all but one guy said he was rude +"Some of EVGA's 1070s and 1080s were experiencing uncomfortably high temperatures on their VRMs (Voltage Regulator Modules, the things that control how much power from the PSU gets to certain parts of your GPU) and, in even rarer cases, some people had them catch on fire. There was even a video posted of a streamer who had it happen while he was streaming, and you could see the flash through the window of his case. Now onto the Joke. Razer claimed that Ralph's setup was on fire. The unnamed responder questioned whether it's status of on fire was due to the use of a graphics card that has recently made headlines for catching on fire. The joke is that Razer used the phrase on fire to mean that it is cool, it's what is hot right now, or perhaps even just referring to the fact that it glows red. The responder pretended Razer was being literal about it actually being on fire and used a topical news reference to seal to the deal. 5/7 PCMR Approved Joke right there.",3.5/4 ^FTFY +"Lonely guys of India, what do you do when you want a warm hug but have no one to give you one? I haven't received a heartfelt hug since I was like 14, when my parents stopped hugging me I dunno why... I sometimes crave it, but I dunno what to do in those moments.",Don't care about hugs +Seems kind of far fetched to me that the CIA attempted 638 assassinations and didn't succeed,"Yes, because the same CIA that didn't foresee the collapse of the USSR was obviously so omnipotent." +"Of course the old roster didn't work but 3 persons were changed, not only incon. Cope had WAY more problems than incon and venenu. Incon and venenu were pretty good but they didn't have the motivation of ocean AND PBM. But stop saying that incon was the problem.","Obviously Incon wasn't the only problem, But he was literally, consistently, going out of position and feeding his fucking brains out." +Then rogue would probably dominate the whole ladder if it dominated shaman,Yeah similar to rock-paper-scissors where one choice dominates the other two. +Please no loulex plz plz plz,peanut +SC orders ban on sale of firecrackers in Delhi-NCR to curb rising air pollution,That should solve the problem +South Florida declares 9 days of celebration.,"Cuba's old bougeouise celebrates death of Cuban Communist, who'd have thunk it?" +"Okay, just starting reading it, but I think I see the big issue here from the start: the first bit doesn't transition clearly between third-person omniscient to third-person limited, thus making it seem like the narration, rather than the character's internal monologue, is explaining everything. EDIT 1: Rowan's hand is actually explained later in the story. Essentially, it was made by another character (and not very well, since it's not actually manufactured, more jury-rigged).",Yeah... that was a very minor problem compared to everything else... +"No, it'll be around 60 tickets and 92/93/94. rice will probably be the 200 ticket card on Monday",87 overall Rice +I'm pretty sure something actually broke at the rear.,something obviously broke but even before that there seems to be quite a difference in stiffness. +Jesus Christ if Isis finds this book they'll cut her Fucking head off tho think for one second,"Wow, I'm sure you have a better handle on their situation than the people actually living there." +Joe Rogan: I find it extremely bizarre that all these UFC 207 promos only focus on Ronda and very little about the champion Amanda Nunes,Respect Rogan but dont pretend to find this bizarre at all. +Ukip candidate who claimed a gay donkey raped his horse is standing for party leader,Im confused what his horse getting raped has to do with anything. +I'd be interested if OP isn't,PMing timestamps +"KB, Joyner, PJ Williams (pre injury), Darby, Freeman? That's more than just a few others. Problem would be O-line.","Karlos was looking good too, for a while... if only he could get his shit together." +What did your parents almost name you?,"Sebastian, but I'm not arrogant enough for that name" +"So you're cool with signing an open border agreement with Africa, India and China right? So those people can decide too? It *is* a grey area and you're wrong to dismiss the OP.","its simple: the only way that returning expats can benefit their country is if they do it voluntary if they wanted to do it voluntary, they would have already done it, and we wouldn't be discussing it so this whole argument is pointless" +Good head though.,hah yea +??? The Famas and Galil might be the furthest sounding from each other of any gun there. If you said galil and m4 maybe.,yeah wtf +Lol America does this to their own citizens.,Yeah totally +Nigga got like 10 fucking joints just lying around,I think they're in the shape of a heart. +"I'd say get Bloodborne, specifically there won't be any lore or anything you'd be confused by (Dark Souls 3 has some references and answers to stuff from from the first 2 games)","Yeah, Bloodborne lore is not very confusing." +"If Turkey becomes a EU member, the boarders will effectively be open anyway, correct?","Yea, pretty much a catch 22." +"Not really. While it *does* raise the water's boiling point, the effect of a little salt in water is negligible.",Are you fucking mansplaining salt to me you shitlord? +Hint: Any developed nation other than the USA,Thanks for answering my question. +"hey buddy, maybe thats enough internet for today",Maybe mind your own business sweetheart! +It's the only picking I know how to do. I can't SPP to save my life :(,me too- but for the average padlock or even deadbolt around most of the US raking is pretty effective. +It's so weird that I'm looking forward to the Lakers getting better under Luke. I feel gross.,"Why is that weird, you were a Lakers fan 5 years ago" +A fact would be Fidel Castro is dead. By using a ! it shows his attitude and comes across as tacky. He is the president now he needs to be held to a higher standard.,"Yah, he should be praising this revolutionary." +r/chinaglass,Thank you! +Mike Pence on twitter: The tyrant #Castro is dead. New hope dawns. We will stand with the oppressed Cuban people for a free and democratic Cuba. Viva Cuba Libre!,Goddamn that guy is so racist +You can only have 100% of anything Max,Not if you have Big League High Upvote Energy +"Instead of taking the test I would present them with reasons nobody should use that shit and how long it's been since the world moved on. Then I'd call them a bunch of old dinosaur farts and leave, thanking them for their time on my way out. Wouldn't want to seem rude or anything.","Yep, all old projects should be rewritten everytime a new standard comes out" +I've been defining myself based on the reactions of others my whole life. I always think about this when people say just be yourself. I feel like myself without this conscious need to change to appease would be the weirdest fucking person ever.,But he will also be the coolest fucking person ever.So its a fair trade. +This is what happens when nice countries fight!,fight +"I was wondering how one person could possibly steal enough from a dollar store to make it worth stopping them, then comes along this guy to answer that question.","In his defense, it sounded like he had no idea how any of that got there" +Patch Notes - 05/09/2016,"A few fixes to AMD users, G29 users, audio and the steam workshop." +"Standard NFL league Need to pick 3 Antonio Brown Jordy Nelson Jordan Matthews J Maclin W Fuller S Watkins Currently leaning towards Brown, Nelson, Mathews. Any advice would be helpful","AB, W. Fuller (great matchup and third option behind miller, hopkins who are playing a PATs DEF), Nelson (great matchup potentially) but could be swapped with Mathews" +"Wow, how helpful! Thanks!",I'm glad I could be of service +They were definitely being sarcastic.,Syntax error: expected +So innovative to fakeplant,It was the use of the two smokes not the fake plant +How quickly people forget,"That was totally different, they thought trump would lose." +"Chrome can eat up your memory, especially if left open a long time. Some addons (I have heard but not used) can lower chromes memory usage. What are you alt tabbing to? They are still patching dx11 as well.",Alt-tabbing to blank desktop.No other programs in background +You correct sir...or madam,Do you just assume his/her/others gender? +Is there any way to get Special/Whisper Coins atm? And is there only one cheerful coin obtainable so far?,I've seen them as the grand prize for the Scratch Lottery thing near Excellent Tower and Springdale Central Station. +"As many as you can spare, I thought maybe you had stacks. I have 2 cat rings so I don't care if you don't have the 99soul stacks. I'll go to high wall password cat. I'll put my sign down.",also you're IGN? +I'm no bot D:,Just what a bot would say +"First rule, everyone runs faster with a knife.","It stabs the air, causing it to move out of the way" +They don't make shows this good anymore :(,"yea, but we have them dank memes now!" +My mmr is pretty low but its thankfully not in double digits,You haven't even reached double digits yet? +"...Let me pass an unpopular opinion to reddit. very inconsiderate of other people and either have terrible spatial awareness, or just don't give a fuck that you exist.",It can't be because of their personalities or how they were raised no it must be because they are black +"Still awaiting on a reply from the mods about my post removal at the moment, sorry. :/",Maybe you should have attached a picture of a subwoofer to counter it. +We drive on parkways and park in driveways.,never heard this before. +"Best player not yet in Hall of Fame? Makarov and Lindros were popular picks for best players not enshrined in the Hockey Hall of Fame for a long time, as they were snubbed year after year. After this year's induction, who's the new best player not in the HHOF? (Players need to be retired for 3 years to be eligible, so don't say Brodeur)",Crosby +That's the blue jays for you. Doing the impossible. Like being a Toronto team and being good at the same time.,"Ahem, can't forget the Marlies" +BBC presenter refers to Ireland as one of the home nations,"LETS BOMB THE BBC, UP THE FUCKING RA" +who are the monsters that downvoted this.,"militia terrorists, no doubt!" +the propane,Don't forget the propane accessories too +"I'm the first to admit that Canada is NOT the best country in the world. It has A LOT of issues. But God damn, a mother gives birth to a new born baby and gets a week or two off of work? That's fucking idiotic.","Women get 12 weeks unpaid according to the federal government, which is plenty." +"Lets not kid ourselves here, the PS4 pro is a more powerful console.","Yes, but it doesnt have 4k Blu-ray, best games and cheaper price" +38-0 MSU got lucky in a few games and thats what we sent? At least Ohio or Harbaugh might do the job.,MSU got lucky in one game and then dominated OSU in the trenches and grinded for a win against Iowa. +"if you're younger than 30, **you** will be so pissed.",*phew* Dodged that bullet! +"You see...... COLL is best used for methods such as ZZ. For CFOP the effects may be minor. In CFOP the chance to get all edges oriented in last layer is 1/8, for a method such as ZZ its 100%.",You could always use VHLS... +F,F +bicth,Is that a Doraemon character? +Ahhhh this makes me feel much better.,Did you see it as blisters before? +The rural bumfucks despise intellectualism so that's probably why they love Trump so much. Every problem is simple and has a simple solution.,b-b-b-but we have to seek to understand them! +"When reloading Kolibri you only get 7 ammo, reload again to get 8 It's so annoying that I have to reload twice to get full ammo---",Didn't know this.. thanks for the tip gonna try out later +"Yes, he was completely wrong.",He got the 1980's part correct +"I just don't see how people can just chalk this up to just another weather event, like when people were making fun of Jim Inhofe bringing in the snowball. These events are so far out of the norm it's unprecedented.","All scientists work for the Chinese, of course." +I dont get this EAC installer? how do you get it? when open paladins,"as they said its just for a few people, they will roll out for everyone later if everything is working fine." +Tell Google to Bring Back Nexus Devices,Hahahahahahaha +Get Tyler1 unbanned by Christmas ( the uninitiated is giving the post hate :( ),"However did this is autistic, at least wait for the a year to go by and post it on reddit." +It is morning over here.,-_- +*Roombapolis*,Directed by M. Night Shymbalang +Glaz is doing trick shots now.,Fucking COD players +I have at least a three year supply of tea and a spare kettle so I think i'm sorted,That's gonna take a lot of water... +"No, this is the perfect candidate for infinite recursion, some how.",Should have ended with them shutting the shades +"Let's do this C'mon fellow Hapas, let's do our best to beat Eurasian people problems! I'll tell you a little bit about myself. I am an American living in the Boston area. My mother's family is from a tiny fishing village on China's east coast. My father was born and raised in my hometown. He is a mix of Swedish and Irish. I was never taught or bothered to learn to speak Chinese. In fact, I barely know my family at all on my mothers side. My mother had a very bad time with them years ago and they have not kept in contact. All my friends are white. Basically I was raised as a white Christian and I act and speak like a regular New-Englander. The only difference of course is my physical appearance, which of course plays a big part in ones life! Ok, a little bit more. I'm in my 30's and just moved in to my own place. I'm really happy about this new found independence and am contemplating my next move. I am happy with the work I do but of course like everyone else there is always that longing for something more. I don't really know where this Sub is going to go. I guess what i'd like to hear from subscribers are some constructive ideas, positive stories, suggestions, whatever might help to make our lives better! Let's be proud of who we are. Let's look forward not at the past. Let's help each other find meaning in each others lives.",are you interested in religious schismatics e.g raskolniks of altai? +Another outlet find,Bondage 4's +How much?,I was hoping for $40+shipping? +What are you studying? I'm an Aston Student but on my placement year currently.,"German and English, Ioving the course so far!" +This is not concrete..this is New Delhi,Fuck. +There might be other differences but these are the ones that spring to mind initially. Have a watch and see if you can spot anything else I might have missed haha,You forgot the part about our refs being whistle happy lol +Isn't Google another big data miner though?,"Shh, Google can do no evil!" +Hetro marriage,lol gayyyyyy +Legendary Building - The Tree,Suicide jokes aren't funny but hearing/reading a the log gives me one less reason to live +"You had one job, TDB.","Hey asians arent people of color, theyre practically white!" +"The only reason I went to offer the contract was because he was complaining about not getting one, so I give him one and he says it's for too long, he ended up leaving anyway",Hope he wasn't that good then ;) +When the coalition fires but you're England,England_military_tactics_since_1066.jpg +We are ALL the one with the problem on this blessed day.,^ ^ ^ FUCKTARD ^ ^ ^ +"Being born, open on ideas how to solve this","Hmm that is a tough one, ask planned parenthood they seem to have a handle on this problem" +"I enjoy learning about it, but I suck at socializing so I could never be a politician.",The incoming president elect lacks sociable skills as well so don't rule out becoming President! +"Nah, they always ask me to bring in an active course list. Unless they've changed that policy in the last two years?","Correct, you need to show your course list." +How was she cheating on him? Where does it say that?,Obvi if he's harassing his ex it MUST mean that she did something to deserve it +Hasn't Marin signed with Afreeca already?,Yup +Black Magic Specialist Baba Ji,"Mods, how is this guy not banned yet?" +Good,loulex at UOL 100% confirmed +Must be Canada. I bought Prime here and I get the two day delivery in 4-6 days.,Toronto and Vancouver has same day prime shipping which is nice. +Wal-Mart's Dallas optical lab loses 91 jobs to automation,I'm sure Trump will come to the rescue +"The fluency thing is not real, haha. I speak fluent Spanish and it gave me somewhere around 55% fluent. I'm not sure why they even have it, but I guess it motivates some people.",the fluency-thingy is based on the number of words you know and their weight in common speaking... so its only valid if you only learn words from duolingo (still a bs feature). +Still amazing how well The Phantom Menance stands up visually after all these years,The visuals keep The Phanton Menace from being the worst prequel. +World Robot Olympiad begins in India,Is manmohan singh taking part? +*Redhats,Don't drag Linux into this +Could be Joffrey's little cousin,You're not the first to say that +Oh.. I'll be back.,... even managed to get Lydia out of my hair. +Clemson used timeouts and purposeful penalties to celebrate their seniors during the game yesterday. Is this a common thing for college programs to do? I have people telling me it is common but I can't think of examples.,"No, it's unsportsmanlike, classless and racist apparently.." +"OT-It's 9:40 on a Saturday and my night doesn't start for about an hour, so... I checked into Reddit, ugh. Another ten minutes I'll never see again. Came in here and, since it's been a couple or three months, was inspired to see what's going on at GOS. OMG, WTF happened? It's become a nearly perfect reflection of what I'm sure redstate or similar looks like. The front page has two good pieces on global warming, mostly ignored and about a 40% recommended rate, and piece after identical piece from whatever factory churns out DNC/HRC pablum. I know this is meaningless and very old news to the remaining few of you that have history over there, but I frequented that site for almost a decade and saw it grow and evolve right up to the point of genuine significance, and seeing how terribly quickly it was turned into exactly what it was founded to counter, is pretty damned depressing. Well, it's ten til and I just heard the shower shut off, so I'd better get my shoes on. See you tomorrow.",What is GOS? +Alternate Universe Straizo?,I thought it could be alt universe Green Baby but maybe +What algorithms/alg sets are you procrastinating to learn?,"OLL, ZZ-CT, and CMLL I can't decide which one to learn first, so that doesn't help" +Why is it so bad being a white male in Canada?,Because it's *current year*. +Hamilton's last lap was 9 seconds slower than his pole lap according to Sky F1,"holy shit i too am so upset that hamilton actually tried to win the championship and didnt give it away for free, what an asshole!" +Trump had a huge advantage in that he didn't owe anyone any favors. Especially not dumbasses like TK.,"So what you're saying is that Trump came with no strings attached, so he's basically Ultron?" +"Tbf, it's fucking insane to most Americans.","Nah, we are just tough on crime so we can keep our citizens safe." +Guys called Hunter or Chance will almost certainly be insufferable douchebags.,"Malachi's : usually super flamboyant gay..... Also anyone with a name starting with 'X'..... Xavier, xavius....cNt trust em!" +Leaked documents reveal secretive influence of corporate cash on politics,Secretive? +ITT: No background information,Maybe there are none? +maybe he will cut a deal to turn on someone else?? hopefully?,You mean before his accidental weightlifting accident inside a wood cabin? +There are braindead supporters on all sides of every argument. I don't care if they misinterpret my post. I care that they start using critical thinking skills. Obviously climate change is real.,But it's cold where I'm at +"After fishing Sol down, my next trip was to get a new light cage.",You need to double check your temps and husbandry he's obviously cold +Reddit in the year 3016.,I highly advice everyone to sign in with their reddit username and password there. +You know what to do Newton.,Make disgusting cookies? +"Quick little poll, who here works entirely In the box? Just curious to see what people are working with here. My assumptions lead me to believe that the majority of people on this sub use nothing but a computer and maybe a midi controller to make music. Are there any people like myself who prefer to work with hardware instruments and use a DAW for arrangement/mixing? Also what kind of music do you make with your setup?",i mainly work purely with my daw and midi stuff however soon i will start incorporating some guitar and bass into my stuff +"No electoral reform until enough Canadians want it, Monsef says",She wasn't condescending or evasive at all in that interview. +Gadwall Hybrid?,There are storm widgeons so maybe it's a storm gadwall. +"Earth Wind and Fire, V3, Horse Pens 40",Excellent slab! +Cars are meant for driving,And that's just what they'll do. +"Couldn't they just... not have the pilot inside the robot? VR headset and a remote pilots chair would make the fight way cooler. I want the robots to tear each other apart, not pussyfoot around to protect the pilots. Chainsaw arms, flamethrowers, etc.",VR is the only way this battle would be interesting +That's because this is a BS poll. Go look at the official r/CFB poll if you only want logic,Fair enough. +Doug Dickey's Florida actually went 12-0 against FSU and Miami from 1971 to 1976.,That was pre-Bobby so it doesn't count +All the world's mined gold,"I don't understand the scaling, due to there not being a banana" +"Naomi's final runway. I didn't hate the look, it was cute. It just didn't seem like her best drag.",how dare you not appreciate the 70s Kylie Jenner look +"Space Chambers do work across dimensions and it's something I am considering. Back in 1.7.10 I teleported a fully built house from the overworld to the void dimension, saved me a lot of rebuilding and all it left behind was a couple of blocks and a bugged RFTool's screen but I believe that's been fixed since. It's a great device for sure. I know I can use a different dimension however the idea is to have all of my bases in the same dimension but separated by a large amount of chunks so that I can lower both the rendering strain and deactivate the chunkloading of each module to prevent lag.",8Is there a thorough guide on how to use space chamber blocks to cut/paste buildings? +Am from Holland. You figure out the rest...,You live in a windmill and farm tulips with wooden shoes? +"I ran into the legend himself at the Olive Garden I work at! Thought you guys would appreciate it! Also, no, he didn't want cheese on his entree.",What if I told you NoahJ = 666? +"Ugh one of our clients has a manager like this. Every time one little thing breaks or she can't remember a password to something, she sends an email to everyone, literally. She'll send to us (network and computer support) and our VP, the phone company, the ISP, and the 3 different vendors they have for various applications demanding that we all fix it immediately.","Unless punished for this type of permanent ALL HANDS ON DECK calls for action, she'll keep doing it because it seems to work." +What's one thing your hometown is most famous for?,"Eminem went to my high school (before I was there though), and I grew up a couple of miles from that trailer park." +"Amir Khan Wants 4 or 5 More Fights, Wants To Avoid Hopkins Fate","If he's trying to avoid being cartoonishly knocked out, then he's already failed on that front." +"Was there an ulterior motive for that, like in Haiti? Was there people trafficking going on?","Well duh, there's a MILITARY SHIP there!" +LF HA Tyrunt,"Hey if your still looking for that tyrunt ive got a sturdy female with 5ivs, missing atk" +Donald Trump claims he won the popular vote 'if you deduct the millions of people who voted illegally',...and Jill Stein would have won the election if so many were not discouraged to vote (or were just removed from the roles). +Thanks fam. I see it now. Lol. I'm so non-racist I didn't even notice the guy's skin color,"But you're a Trump supporter, that means you're racist, right?" +"Gimme 10m and I could knock something similar up, showing you doxing judgeholden, leader of the infamous ffa board.","If he challenges you to do it, you have to get the link to the fabled anita published video where she says things about 4chan." +"5 years of college. 4 years of friendship with Intl Tax Director directly under VP. 3 months of saving roughly $800 Million for company myself through tax benefit analysis. Offered $10.50 part time commuting from school. I initially declined, then landed full time offer. My salary was above most others in the office though they are late 30's and I'm early 20's. Systematically abused by colleagues for 6 months. Walking into my cube, grabbing a stack of my papers and throwing them away to tell me to do them again was a normal thing. Without looking them over. Lost every friend while I pursued this real job. Best friend moved across the country. Others split off because I was working too much. I was told if I do well in school I'd get a good job and BLAH BLAH BLAH. I don't believe in this anymore. I loved this election. It shed light on what I found out. The adults have no fucking idea what they are doing either. Everyone wakes up to get through the day and that's it. You just have older assholes use their age as some proxy of intelligence, and be justified telling the young how to live their life. I'm so disgusted with myself. And disgusted with the past 5 years. I will have spent 25 years on someone else's plan by the time I finally get out. It's fucking disgusting. I'll be damned if I join another large corporation and help perpetuate the idiocy.","Nah, Millenials are lazy" +"you essentially parroted that espy outlook for Fozzy, but switched it to Payne.",I parroted what history said as well as what Rivera just said as well. +Atoll,"I'd like to walk around that, and possibly swim in the middle" +Fingers Crossed for the Green Party- Because American Democrats are too far right.,I hope that's a +"Right. Dolores would have memories of William on the train, William getting dressed, William on the western themed train, William eating with Logan, William deciding to go after Slim's bounty, William talking to Clem, etc.",DOLORES = WILLIAM! +Alright if you put that in your name then I'd be 100% fine with it. Do you meet that many people in game to trade with?,Through this Reddit mostly :P +"During pregnancy, a woman's brain shrinks...",I KNEW IT +Matty fucking ice,Yeah but is he elite? +Was about to buy the division. Maybe it's a sign.,Read into it is a very polarizing game +"Eh this is stat 151, the help centers are usually better for first year courses",Then they shouldn't advertise it as being for *any* first or second year course. +What's your monitor's refresh rate?,"I run a Qnix overclocked to 110hz, only game where ive had screen tearing recently was doom, that even at 115 fps tears, overwatch at 150 no vsync is fine, and League at 120 fps vs 200 feels very different" +Carey Price stares down at his team,Was Price staring down his team *or* staring down the coach? +Congrats! Your skill at four-on-one combat is top-notch.,Because blowing up sidewinders and combat logging in an Anaconda is the absolute height of combat prowess. +This looks nothing like her and from this level of skill I'd expect her to.,Actually its alright to not look anything like her as long as she has big boobs +Duck and salmon are not lean at all,Wild salmon can be pretty lean (sockeye for example) +Weirdos of Reddit what is the strangest thing anyone has walked in on you doing?,Obligatory posting on Reddit. +"Kinda pathetic that the Denver fans are trying to scream as loud as they can to distract the Chiefs and screw them up, scared to play them straight up?","I agree, there should be no fans at all." +But we don't need to have consent classes. Everyone knows what rape is.,I'm not sure r/incels does. +as long as it is not towards any particular one i would say.,Fuck you +Just a nasty woman.,It's almost like there are nasty people of both genders. +Former network engineer with 50+ 365 migrations under my belt. 5 years network design. Former CTO looking for a job. Not a developer so no devops gigs can take me. Been looking since June throughout the US. Can handle any aspect of management and/or work in an MSP (12 years experience). Have handled large project management (1200 mailbox migrations) Currently stuck in the hell of not being hirable for an inhouse job because of msp work. Can't get hired at an msp because I'm overqualified for all but senior management.,Edit your resume to remove some of that experience. +Why do people assume they would just write it for giggles? Wallet refund are faster than normal bank refunds. It'll probably be faster than 24 hrs,Pending will be refunded when we stop giggling +I guess he likes putin people into the ground.,Why does the top post have to putin a pun? +"what is a 'college teacher'? A lecturer, a professor, or something else?",What is a pedant? +"Wait, that's not how you make laptop sticks?","No, clearly you have to make a cleaner cut!" +Cryonics | Diamond Anivia Montage,it looks like a tribute for good old Anivia. +"This sub needs to learn what tilting is I see so many posts that go along these lines, I was 15-5 and then I lost a few games and then all my players started playing like shit and I went on a huge losing streak. Fuck this game etc. STOP PLAYING when you lose a few in a row. You are tilting. Take a walk. Watch a TV show. Do anything other than play FIFA for a while. Then come back when you have cleared your head and are ready to play again. What's happening is that you are pissed and it is impacting how you play. No one plays well when they start to tilt.","when I'm losing, I immediately turn on one of hugegorilla vids and start to win again" +"I got fifa 16 for 10$, gonna buy 17 next year when it's 10$ xD",Should of saved for blck firday when the games going to drop down to $30 +"Those who graduated with a sub 3.0 GPA, where are you at today?",McDonald's obviously +I love how fast-paced Battlefield 1 is...,"Run Barry, run." +Writing my child and taking memes seriously is way cringier though.,"To be honest, we should all be a little embarrassed by ourselves at this point." +My queen has OE......,Don't talk to me or my nuker or my queen ever again. +Ghostly Herbs,You smoke them for a good time. +Just spend thousands of dollars for all the card straightaway :p Though beating the adventures required to get the necessary cards will probably take an extra 1-3 hours :p,Clearly you need to also start with an empty bank account and see how long it takes to make the money. +A shill for whom?,the globalists +"Wew, I sure am glad that we don't have Ticketmaster around here.",Bon iver sucks anyway +Donald Trump is now questioning the legitimacy of the election he won,We elected an internet troll president - Dave Chapelle +Who is panicking? I can assure you its not me trumpting doomsday scenarios and protesting on the streets trying to overturn democracy in a most fascist way.,Well thank fuck you're not given to hyperbole. +Jafro - Cypher By Myself U.K. Based Hip-Hop straight out of Leicester City. Would love to know what you think :),EETS EETS +"That's probably the whole lost moral of the story. Having kids when you're 16, immature and unprepared does not provide a good environment for any child to grow up in.","Well, at least they have the next generation of reality stars out of the 16 + P kids" +Pipe Guy and Techno Hobo -- Street Jam (2016),It's was ok I suppose +"All these games are fantastic, even dark souls 2 Even dark souls 2 What?",personal opinion dude +The world bank should tell the U.N how much sweet oil money it will make for a select few.,But trickle down worked so well for Africa! +Invincible. Not Invicible or Invisible. Those mean something completely different.,But how can you see Arthas's horse if it's Invisible? +"Yeah, I was totally cocky and just strode right into Veteran mode on Chapter 1. I got rekt by the first two mobs...",It's no joke +Former Ti-Cat Quarterback Henry Burris Wins his 3rd Grey Cup,"So glad he helped us win the Grey Cup, too." +What a cuck,cuck! +"Human technology WILL reach this point, and unless we prepare for it it will be a disaster. As automation replaces more jobs, joblessness will increase. Income from capital will continue, income from wages will diminish. Income inequality will continue to increase. The US's answer to this, Trump, will shortly be seen to be completely misguided. We need to increase the safety net and we need to implement something like Universal Basic Income. Otherwise we are going to have a very violent and tumultuous run up to 2030.",Whereas a $15 min wage would solve everything +i think i have eye AIDS now,Better then eye herpes from all those rv games +"I wish they would make ripple strips a lot harder. Unforgiving. Cutting the corners is NOT racing. If I had my way, the ripple strips would destroy the suspension for any more than a momentary touch.",I love to see more debris on the road instead of actual racing. +"Just unlocked the MP44, but there's one small problem..",What is this clickbait arrow doing here. +Japan man made beach,This would be great for a Mars colony. +I'm pretty sure it was just clickbait,Oh no... +Chads don't know about real workouts..,"Remember kids, the brain is not an internal organ and taking care of your general health doesn't effect how well it functions." +Im sure thats what the native americans said 500 years ago.,Turned out pretty well for them eh? +"Like the players, not the management. Support the troops, not the army.","Support the war, not the troops" +Having children is a collective duty of society..,"Yeah, *that's* what doesn't bode well for society." +"I want to have my resume enhanced by a friend, and I want to pay him fairly. Help? To make a long story short, a friend of mine is a graphic designer who I believe does fantastic work. A year ago, when he was applying for a job, he showed me his resume; I fell in love with the overall design and aesthetic of his resume. It was minimalist, but tastefully done - everything was easy to read and the layout guided you through the information on the page like a docent at a museum. One year later, I'm revising my resume that I hadn't touched since college and want to make it look nice. I was talking with him about this and how much I loved his resume when he said he'd be happy to style it for me. I want to pay him fairly for his work; how much would be considered fair?",I charge 150-300 to edit resumes. +My buddies new tattoo to tribute this years cubs,Is he also getting 'Szczur's Bat'? +A modified u/Unidan rant,The one that lead to him getting banned if I'm not mistaken. +"I know nothing about magic the Gathering, but one of you guys is getting this for secret Santa. Did I do okay?",Holy crap hoping for a shipping notification soon lol. +"It's mainly the fact that li ming wasn't some top win rate hero. If Blizzard wants her to have bad waveclear as part of her character, that's fine. But they constantly do this where they say well this character doesn't need to be fucked with winrate wise but here's how we're changing them to make them play more how we want them to and often it means they get a nerf without receiving some kind of buff in return.","She's still a top priority in competitive, even if her Hero League winrates aren't great." +"Careful. There are billions who still believe humans were planted here by a supernatural space daddy and therefore, not part of nature.","Yep, because even though there are billions of stars and planets in the universe this one is God's favorite" +Eating vegetarian generally requires more effort to ensure that all nutritional requirements are met. Meat products are very easy way to ensure that every gets their protein.,So beans and spinach? +"Comcast+AT&T: That's not fair. Hey politicians, here's a million dollars to say it's not fair. Politicians: That's not fair. You're not allowed to do that. Comcast+AT&T: Thanks. Now introducing new lower caps and speeds in the spirit of competition and fairness!",We need to conserve the internet before it gets all used up +How real is the risk posed by 3-D printed guns? Queensland Police reported last week that they had discovered a 3-D printer in a raid on what appeared to be a large-scale weapons production facility,Just more 'Mericans practicing their second amendment rights +Have we decided on a nickname for our defense yet? I kinda like Blue Steel or NYPD Blue. What other names are there?,Jackrabbit and Collins said in their Instagram live feeds that they nicknamed the secondary NYPD (New York Pass Defense) +5% off,Looks like they don't teach mathS in America. +Brock Turner's House Is Surrounded By A Dozen Very Unhappy Armed Protesters,I have to say I'm really not comfortable with this. +The roll over mentality is what keeps criminals coming back... carry your own gun.,"Right, because America has had no criminals since they started allowing people to own guns" +"Exactly what I thought! Grandma added the intertia to the kid and probably dislocated his whole spine and shoulder. But I think it is the drivers fault, god damn.",k m8 +Rypien :( Rest in peace,Where did those onions come from at the beginning? +First Rubio-Murphy debate is tonight at 7,"Rubio needs to fuck off, right alongside Rick Scott." +Jimi Manuwa vs Glover Teixeira targeted for UFC 208,Found our headliner +Canada really does sound like a fantastic place.,"It is, but not until you finish your exams." +"Wow, he's fast. Trump's not even been inaugurated, and he's already allowed states to set their own minimum wage. Quick work, President Trump.",under budget and ahead of schedule.... +TIL,Did you seriously not know that? +"Following the success of Kshama Sawant, Darkthrone's Fenriz has become a Town Councillor as well.",\m/ Also Fenriz is awesome. +Even the Beatles were marketed like that.,"And as we know, they're all flaming homos" +My wife running out of baby picture.,I see she went to the Prometheus School of Running Away From Things^TM. +College in 6 seconds,went and found the song immediately +"That's not possible, I was told that all refugees are peaceful people","not like those hate filled, sexist, racist white male Christians" +That picture sure looks like good evidence of a murder.,That's just what the liberal media wants you to think! +"There is no competitive or pro scene on Playstation, and there never has been in the history of the gaming industry. You'll also be surprised at the lack of skill in the player base, night and day difference between the skill of Xbox players and Playstation players.",Please give us more Xbox facts! +Added you as VIP! Thank you so much again!! I only have enough FC to buy one 5-star dye shop right now. I'll use them on Team Navy Blue first and let you know as soon as I have it up. :D,No problem ;) I am happy it worked. +"First off, most living Cubans either don't remember Batista or were born after he fell. Second, why are you surprised that people in a country with political prisoners and secret police wouldn't say their true feelings to a stranger?",But they had cool healthcare! +Max Pacioretty- Heart in the City,Let the Patches propaganda roll on in.. we all know he's miserable in Montreal. +Looking for some pedal suggestions So currently I have a behringer delay boss reverb and a couple big muffs but i have a spare 100 bucks and im wondering if theres any pedals that could really add something. anything with really slow modulation would be great! or an upgrade to my delay since that kind of sucks? and its all for synths and eurorack and sometimes bouncing tracks too. All suggestions welcome! although i think im going to save up for an analog heat so ill be set up in the distortion area. (I make noise and ambient music ranging from soothing and pretty to soothing and harsh),"Proco RAT, analog heat is just an outrageously overpriced fx for hipster lowfi house producers..." +"CHOOOOOCH drives in the go ahead run. Top 7, Game 5 vs. Nats. Pinch hitting for Grandal, who has started all the games despite hitting terribly. Even more fitting that he does it against the nats. Go Phillies of the west!",the commentators then went on to mention how impactful (sometimes negative like werth being thrown out at the plate) the 08 phillies players have been the past few games in this series. +There is a saying that I like to take to heart when it comes to competitive sport: A game is never lost on a last minute play.,You obviously haven't watched a Lions game this year. +Aint no party like a tattoo party,Now they all have hepatitis. +Fidel Castro Executing Political Opponent,A shame he died. +"I actually got the base game for $20 during a sale. I think I played it for like 3 days and got bored to death. It's like they just added MMO mobs to the game and reskinned them to get their creatures. And their Survival stuff is just stupid, it's like you'd starve to death for not eating in 4 hours.",I played it for less than 2 hrs and got a refund haha +Welcome Back to No Mans Sky!,I'm glad they got the foundation done. +Texas cover up... With texas,"idk what you guys are talking about, I can't even tell it's a coverup" +Venezuela's currency now worth so little shopkeepers weigh vast piles of notes instead of counting them,"but.. but.. DEMOCRATIC socialism is different, it will work!" +"A teenager without helmet, no mirrors and high speed","Well, I bet that gave him a headache" +"honestly, that being acceptable is an indicator of something wrong with their culture. and it's a big part of why I don't like living in a predominantly black/Hispanic neighborhood. (if I could afford to live somewhere else right now, I would)","Yes, it's their culture which is wrong." +"Not only proprietary - but not even available on any laptop or computer used by Apple. In the past, I could use the headphones that came with my iPhone on my iPhone, my Mac Mini, my Macbook, and any other computer or audio device in the world. Now, I can only use the headphones that came with my iPhone, with my iPhone and iPad. That's it. There are some advantages of eliminating the 3.5mm headphone jack. But the replacement should be a widely used standard that exists on, say, the rest of Apple's devices. That standard is USB-c.","Bluetooth exists on the rest of apple's devices, use that." +"Best Lock epic by a long shot, the only thing keeping me from thinking its Muster broken is how many demons are useless or have such strong negative effects you don't want to play them.",You'll just discard them with the eventual Doomguard you'll get +"Diarrhoea is a surprise, not kids.","Well if you're told you're infertile, yes it is." +Seriously?,Do you think I'd type all of that shit out if I were joking? +What's good AND healthy?,Sex +"If feminism didn't exist, Hillary would be baking cookies. Progress doesn't just happen via miracle of god.",Oh shit I never thought about that +LAKERS BREAK THEIR LOSING STREAK UPVOTE PARTY!!! Let's get back to that path towards the playoffs baby! Hopefully! :),I LOVE BASKETBALL! +Basically every country with stroct gun control does. But for some reason we like to pretend something that has worked everywhere its implemented won't work here.,But correlation != causation! +Venezuela's currency now worth so little shopkeepers weigh vast piles of notes instead of counting them,"Don't worry guys, it's not *real* socialism!" +Dwayne Johnson - You're Welcome (From Moana),Why are the Zionist Disney CEO's pushing this savage religion onto our Christian children? +I shall name my first child Baku so he will do things well and welcome all.,My next dog would be named Baku +Good call human.,We meet again alien! +Any chance you could PM me and elaborate? I'd like to hear about it and see what I can do.,Send the details in pm. +Got a nasty surprise when i turned on my computer today :(,Why is it everyone says seeing stars is bad.... oooh wait a minute... +"I laughed, but just in case anyone doesn't know that play was a result of the 3rd base coach not seeing where the ball was and communicating the wrong sign to Werth",So literally not doing any part of his job. +"My school got a 3D printer, so I decided to try printing a few tracks. What do you guys think?",Time for the Targa Florio +Mariners acquire RHP Rob Whalen & RHP Max Povse from Atlanta in exchange for OF Alex Jackson & a PTBNL,Jerry clearly thinks highly of Jack Z's drafting ability. +Harriet Tubman's great-great-grandniece and my great-grandmother on the day of her high school graduation circa 1945. She'll be 90 in 2017!,"Holy shit I'm dumb, took me 4 reads to stop looking for a second person." +Kongdoo Monster coach fighting cancer as team re-qualified for LCK,"as korean goes, FIGHTING!" +Bot Cold,whiffzera +What underdeveloped female characters?,Let him make a point without defending it! +Ugh. I'm sorry. I can't tell the difference anymore.,lurk moar then +Dare you to touch it.,with your tongue +Gays totally weren't sent to labor camps by Fidel. He was such a progressive leader. A champion of freedom and liberalism.,The right totally cares about these things and aren't just using them for a talking point... +"Rogue already have ways to get infinite value from a single card, having multiple battlecry with shadowstep, copying a deathrattle with raptor, copying a minion with shadowcaster (possibly getting an infinite amount of them with brann and thaurissan), getting multiples copy of one card (gang up, thistle tea). Giving rogue ONE jade golem card already allow them to spawn a shitload of them. Giving rogue too much jade golem cards would probably be useless with player just picking the best one. /thread",I think your phone autocorrected +So how much did she pocket? Let's be real.,"Theyre still doing it in some critical counties, to be fair." +Why does Jony Ive not show his face anymore in any of the Apple videos?,Probably because he's like hey guys I'm starting to run dry here on design ideas so I'm gonna be out of the videos for a bit until I redesign the whole damn thing +Anyone have any idea what's up with Pylot?,abducted by aliens +"I was 14. I was in the throes of adolescent horniness. However, I could not find the key to my locked porno box. I desperately scanned my bedroom for anything resembling a boob. Then I remembered Smash Brothers Brawl and Zero Suit Samus. I booted up my Wii and began torque-testing the crankshaft. Just as I'm about to finish, my dad walks in and asks if I want to order pizza for dinner. Eye contact was made. I'm at the point of no return, though, so I spooge all over the Wiimote. He just kind of slowly closed the door. Still got pizza, though.",Well that's some gold right there! +Professor said the entire class can get a 100 if he hits the shot. He then proceeds to hit the shot.,Plot twist: Professor then makes test 1% of your total grade +"Once I visited there following a mention in an Askreddit thread and there was a post where a guy stated that women and gay men couldn't be incels because there would always be men willing to have sex with them. He explained that sex was a ressource held by women and that it was their responsibility to share it with men. It then took a really dark turn. This guy was stating that, while transgender women should receive monetary incentive from the government for providing sex to male, women who engage in lesbian behaviour should have their genitals mutilated and their clit should be removed because they were taking away the sexual ressource away from males. Some of these posts are fucked-up. Thread with care.",We must seize the means of reproduction! +"Anyone who can't afford to go see their team play a handful of times per season because corporate suits sellout arenas like MSG, etc.",This and the ticket prices at the ACC. +None. Exactly my point.,Oh i see you forgot your +How are you guys adding images like a trademark to your panoramas? ?,"Check the 360rumors blog, it has a guide on how to do it." +Never knew this existed. What good sports,How do you do fellow weed tokers. +OLED black pixels don't require power. This is why dark mode makes sense for OLED displays. Apple will have always on lock screen widgets.,Samsung always copies apple +And you don't need a passport within the EU if you're from an EU country. I think. .,You do if you're British now :D I'll see myself out... +lf2m - Aksis p2 HM challenge Need 2 more for quick challenge mode kill Please leave psn below and have experience.,Merrickole 400 titan +Took this picture the other day...,It's a selfie! +"Thanks for the clarification. Still, its not unusual that holidays gain meaning over time. Is there any other holiday that commemorates the end of cold war in the western world?",No I don't think there is a Holiday for that. +"Johnny Got His Gun by Dalton Trumbo. Hopeless from the start, and only goes downhill. You're stuck with him as a prisoner in his own mind, and you get to bear witness as he goes stark-raving mad.","I came on here to post for The Hunchback of Notre Dame, but had forgotten about Johnny Got his Gun." +VMP all the way. Best weapon in game,"Pair the VMP with a bad connection and you have the best AR, SMG, LMG and Sniper!" +Tame Impala's Currents is legit,I finally managed to get into this one and I fucking love it. +"I hope he turns pro sometime soon, he'll be going places","Nah, he's a bum who doesn't deserve to fight Canelo." +Looks like a infant white shrek. Should have thrown it off a cliff like in 300,I can't *not* laugh +at,d +how do you know?,ShinBet usually do not advertise +Eyes in the sky: Cutting NASA Earth observations would be a costly mistake,A costly mistake for the world. +"'CIA created ISIS', says Julian Assange as Wikileaks releases 500k US cables",Why should I trust an outlet that has vetted only 100% proven facts? +"ELI5: Benefits of owing an OW team Sorry if this doesn't belong here, I was just wondering why people own teams. How do the owners make money? How often do owners make money?","I think a lot of it is that people will buy their gear(jerseys hats ETC), if the people on the team stream on twitch/YouTube they probably make some money from that, and of course if they win money the sponsor gets some" +i've ascended thanks to everyone who helped me,"Unfortunately at least 10 monitors seems to be the ascension requirements now, unlucky" +White Wulf Faelan,Drevas OE looks great +Donald Trump: Anyone who burns American flag should be jailed or lose citizenship,This is right up there with citizens that don't pay taxes for ~20 years or so... +"Grandpa felt bad that my monitor broke down, so he made a generous 15lb donation",I still use 2of those as my second and third monitor.. +"Jesus christ, this is dangerous as fuck. If a nuclear disaster were to happen it would be an entire country instead of just one city like Chernobyl or Fukushima, they better have the best of the best to maintain those reactors.",hey China has a great track record of building high quality infrastructure +What will you do on Trumps first day in office?,Kick a Mexican +M'n zus heeft geen paard D:,Ik heb geen zus. +"Over here in Eastern Europe we're truly not. We still kinda hope you keep your vigil over us for we truly do not wish to be slaves to the regime again.. but we're kinda powerless to *really* secure ourselves. And even though you got some internal problems, the non-creationists here still cheer for you guys! :) As a side note, we are being overrun by creationists here in the east and basically, if you aren't a healthy male or a healthy female you're not even human here but a mistake made by God so.. no prob, bros :) you're still doin' good!",God doesn't make mistakes. +I hope it's a bike.,"Someone's getting a new Remington for Christmas, either that or it actually is a new bike." +Reminder; our new President-elect does not like any unflattering photos of himself shown on the internet. Please do not share.,Hubba hubba +We have one bench that stays empty unless it's completely packed due to being directly under one of the overhead lights. Go to set up and get blinded.,Clearly that bench should be used as a place to dry your sweaty towels. +ESPN mistakes Nebraska for Wisconsin during CFP ad,I mean a N does sort of look like a W +Arrakis?,The spice must flow! +Cat.,Cat. +"Just bring Kennedy back for Wingback cover, will probably be downvoted for this, But what Conte did with Moses who knows what he can do with Kenedy, rather than but another big name and splash cash, give another look at players we already have, Aina, Kenedy, Baba & Ake, and who knows who else we already have.",cuadrado +"Let's start a petition to counteract business contracts that would have already been signed? Yes... that sounds like it'll work. We don't even know if the damn game will be exclusive yet. Hell, we're not even sure it's an actual game yet until they announce it.",We should make a petition for them to announce the game as a PS exclusive so we then petition it to be on Xbox +Physical abuse. No one should put their hands on another person regardless of gender with the expectation of no legal consequences.,But... but it's still ok for women to hit men right? +"Since starting 2-1, with 3 TD and 0 interceptions, Dak Prescott has gone 8-0 with 20 TDs and 2 interceptions.",Nick Foles numbers right there +King Spool is freeing all the various little spools. Obviously.,RIP Spoole +Yatchy is fucking good wtf,Ironically he is +"Ugh, some people just can't stay on a topic. Just when you get to a point where the conversation on the topic is interesting, they switch to another topic to barely scratch the surface of. It's like talking to a ten-year-old. People also do this with music. Some people can't finish a song.","The problem here isn't that people change topics too much, it's that by the time you can get a word in it's too late, and it happens *every* time, and everybody else seems to be able to effortlessly get their comment in except for you." +Damn.....they are still working!,"we know it's the janitor, stop posting this!" +"I'm not sure on exact numbers, but on average it gives you more bang for your buck. With arena it is 150 g to enter, guaranteed pack. 3+ wins usually gives you 50g+ and a pack, basically the same as buying a pack 4 wins gives you roughly 100-140 gold, basically a pack and a refund of your gold. I've only got 5 3 times so idk specifics, but it gives over 150g, up to 200g i think. So basically you get extra gold, another free arena run, and a pack. At worst with arena, you might lose 10-20 gold. Much better value on average.","5 wins occasionally grants 2 packs and around 200 gold, but usually one pack and 220-250 gold." +Pretty generic sounding. Nothing special here.,Generic is ok as long as its heavy +The assassin after shooting Russia's ambassador to Turkey,Why do I get the feeling this picture wouldn't be paraded like this if it was an American or British ambassador? +"I want to create an AI that assist you while you write a song Only includes music, no lyrics, no mixing whatever I'm good at pure data, which is a musical programming environment. I'm good at music and I'm willing to learn a new programming language. Although I wasn't very good at math in high school. Where to begin? Which programming language should I pick up first? Which software?",I've got some really great ideas for the name and logo +But I thought getting called out for saying racist shit is what makes people turn into racists!,Nonono calling people out for racism is the real racism. +"They think there is only room for that type of family only. They don't get that there is room for other kinds of people as well. Its astonishing. Liberals should've seen this coming though when we started to win the culture war. Bringing all americans on a level playing field will make a significant part of the majority feel like they are being brought down the social ladder, instead of bringing minorities of all kinds up to their level. They feel like they have something being taken away from them. We need to find ways to show them that we can all achieve the american dream without being heterosexual white couple with two children and a picket fence. I just don't have the answers as to how to change their minds without instant backlash.",No fuck that all people who voted for Trump get a fork in the eye. +"Really though, is there a serious answer?",The Annoying Dog in a bikini was originally planned to be shown if you completed the game in a certain amount of time. +Just run around screaming and one will appear in a hurry.,Just don't do it if you're black. +"Damaging store property This happened a few hours ago during my shift at the craft store. I was stocking today when the phone started ringing. Since the girl running register was busy and I was tired of trying to squeeze more Halloween product onto the packed shelves or up in over stock, I answered the phone. The woman on the phone asked about chalk paint so I put her on hold and went back to fine arts to check. I round the corner into the paint aisle and I see two girls, at least 16 years old, quickly putting the caps on the paint markers we have. They had opened them and were writing on the shelf with them. If you've never tried to get these off the shelf before, it is almost impossible. The wipes we have to remove it smell so strong you get a headache after 15 minutes. You also have to wear thick cleaning gloves so they don't irritate your skin. Oh and they strip the paint off the shelves if you scrub long enough. So these girls act like they're not wasting product and damaging store property. I walk away to ask the woman on the phone if she wants a specific chalk paint. I said over the headset that I wish people wouldn't use the paint markers to draw all over the shelves. I pass my manager and she asks if they're still back there. I told her they were and she went back. After getting off the phone I asked my manager if they were still back there by the time she got to the aisle. She said they were. She also said that when she rounded the corner she said Could you not do that? and both of the girls jumped so high. It's a small victory but it still made me laugh.",And just saying something to them is about all you can do +"She seems solid, can definitely see her fitting on some squads.",She could probably fit in my bin +"Just as much as he compared not being able to afford another $0.05 for a hamburger. Really not certain why people have so many problems understanding basic analogies. The whole argument of hey, that's not a direct one to 1:1 comparison really doesn't make a great deal of sense for an analogy. It kind of comes off as I can't argue the point being made, so instead here's some semantics so I can at least sound like I disagree.",And you just argued that 200-250% increase in labor costs will be offset by a 1% increase in the prices. +"In my experience, they're usually even worse than hardcore raiders because they feel like they have to be *constantly* proving themselves, in everything they do. Raiding, dungeons, leading, taking a shit. It's all very serious business for them.",We have the best shitters in mythic raidswait a minute... +"Ahh. I read it as fine, as in I'll allow it.",fine as in the fine was fine +Tried an Eric Andre line and got quite an unexpected (maybe expected) response,Oh shit youre ranch dubois +The difference between a 1/2 weapon and a 2/2 weapon is actually pretty huge.,Yeah but Rogue has all those weapon buffs +The healers are probably the most balanced they have ever been. Hell the game is besides a few outliers. The only thing I'll say is that monks could use a little utility love so they are more desirable in raids.,Their utility is switching to windwalker every now and then +I need neosporin cause my wood burns!,Sir I think you need more than Neosporin... +Completed once again (for now)! Can't wait for the Wave 2!,Nahh need those recolors of Pharah and Winston first +It's far more informative to see deals 33474 damage over 7 seconds than deals damage over 7 seconds. Idk who gave them the ideas that players wanted dumbed down tooltips. They did that with some abilities in WoW too.,Maybe they got the idea from how successful dumb tool tips were in Diablo 3. +What even is this? Why would they do this?,I assume it's just a ploy to get a bunch of email addresses and zip codes. +How can you include a player who hasn't even played a season to improve on?,0 to 1 is a larger improvement than .8 to 1! +"Your problem is you want something but you have no idea what you actually want. You want him to hold a press conference, why? What is it you are being so aggressive about?",Who's being aggressive? +Gorilla glue is where it's at. A cashier at Microcenter told me that if I really wanted to make sure my CPU cooler would never fall off - put some Gorilla Glue on it.,If you're gonna gorilla glue you're cooler to your cpu make sure to clean it off with hydrogen peroxide first. +"He literally has to do it to play at the level he plays at. People are shitting on him for 'acting like he won the Finals', but playing every game like it's game 7 of the Finals is how you play DPOY-level defense and guard 1-5 at 6'7","But the actual DPOY is the polar opposite, and never acts like an ass on the court." +How to balance all the missions with this one weird trick Track all mission completions by type. Every [week] increase the reward from the least done mission type by [2%] and decrease the reward from the most done mission type by [1%]. That way the players/community/free market balances the missions and we also have a little natural inflation build in. (Numbers depend on how fast we want to reach equilibrium or how imbalanced the missions are atm),but this kills the immersion +Record nine UW Football players named to all-Pac-12 first team,King and Gaines got robbed. +"Sadly people still doubt the Holocaust was real, which still baffles me.","That's what you want us to think, you Jew bastard!" +So you must think that black people are hypocritical if they don't like whiteys saying the n word allthewhile using it themselves,Totally. +*fuck*,"But its OK, they will only use it to catch terrorists." +Mother finds his 8th Grade Son's Spotify playlist,She handled that super well! +"so 7.467 billion people. So he can run 165.9 times the speed of light. he can punch... hard. Very very hard. I can't find data on the average humans punching strength Mentally... so, an IQ of 746 billion? That's one smart guy. Not to mention the knowledge and fighting skill this person has. Without prep, he could defeat weaker versions of Superman. He'd also have knowledge of a lot of different beings weaknesses/abilities.","Unfortunately, he can't fly :-/ And that makes everything not worth it T~T" +What untrue fact did you believe was true for the longest time?,That Happy Days was filmed in the 1950s +The Panthers playoffs? It could be years before that.,shit son +I was told I should post here? Am I cool yet,Love it so much. +Summer episode: things they could have done instead of a musical. -Lane/Zack story -Financial Problems at the inn -Michel adopting -Taylor's sewage system backfiring and there is shit all over the town -A visit to Al's pancake world -Anything,More Francie obviously. +"Despite his gregarious and simple nature, I'd like to think Jar Jar would be a generous lover.",This made me laugh way harder than it should have. +nature is getting its revenge for electing a bunch of climate change deniers.,Because everybody in Gatlinburg has the same exact political views. +"Not just reddit, but also some of my favorite site.","eh haram itu, tidak bagus untuk otak!" +His finisher is weaker than James Ellisworth's chin.,"He's using the bully choke now and I think it looks pretty damn good, myself." +Donald Trump is normalizing bigotry,He opened Pandora's Basket +get down mr president,Enough with the overwatch clips! +1984 is a book basically a out communism. Being forced into things.,Thank you +No they made it way easier to get kicked in 2.5. Before this league you had to go fucking ham to get kicked. Switching to predictive seems to make it nearly impossible at least for me.,I got kicked on Predictive with this message while I was afk. +Wtf,my thoughts exactly +"With the addition of the Jet and Brogdon, Bucks are quickly becoming one of the more well spoken teams in the NBA.",Mmm that delicious well-spoken cliche +Fr regular Christianity is still pretty messed up. Has he never heard of the crusades?,"Oh but that was so long ago, who even remembers?" +Now accepting clan invites.,Someone put this man in faze! +$300 is a bargain entry point for Visvim.,"Shit, guess I better cop then." +Canucks sign RW Firstname Lastname for 2-years 4.5mil aav,Fuck another one of Benning's horrible signings +"For the first time in 37 years, it has snowed in the Sahara",Global warming lol +The gop tried the same thing with Sanders. Not sure why it's a surprise to anyone that the opposition would want to do what they can to get the weaker opponent elected.,"Cool opinion, bro." +"Harder to get 10k than a wife, depending on your situation","Nah, if you're muslim in the middle east, just pick up a little girl from the street, bam instant wife." +"You're right I don't, but I do know it's plastic. And plastic is pretty easy to color.","Injection molding the color white is incredibly hard, which is why most consumer electronics are black." +Victorians must feel so lucky to have this deal like this in their own backyard!,The Hotel Zed marketing team is really bringing nostalgia back. +"hmm so u r say: cut the top off call it Amber Rose, Ravens just a bunch of bitches let em paint they toes, We're known to beat the Donkeys, Joe's got camel toe, Turn the legion of boom into casseroleee!!",Basically. +Christmas came early!,"If you thought Christmas came early, think again...." +"AWAKEN, MY LOVE - VIRTUAL REALITY LIMITED EDITION VINYL ON SALE",Goddammit I want this so bad but $40 shipping is ridiculous +"I sold a few higher tier items like stat m9 marble blue tip and stat bayo fade 97% for under market:( i wanted to cashout asap, am i a noob now?:(",ye +I think we broke liberals.,The great white comes to the rescue again! +Install the Cryorig H7 onto the motherboard before you put the motherboard into the case.,"and if not, better have 4 arms." +IT would have an hidden mmr obviously. But not ranks,making it ranked again. +That's because it is the biggest money maker besides search. All those images are data-mined by google. You already get ad impressions based on location of photos. Pretty soon you'll get it based on content. They are using your photos to train their AI too. Things like chat are worthless by comparison so you can suddenly see why they put the incompetents on Chat.,"Yeah, there's absolutely zero data to be gained from everyones everyday communications....." +"of course, young white boys NEVER make crude sexual remarks about girls in high school",We prefer rohipnol-assited date raping in college. +"Are there any cold/hot planets in Normal mode? I have jumped to about 10 planets now (started a new game) and I haven't seen any hot/cold planets. Are these only existing in survival mode now? And if so, I'm disappointed. I don't necessarily want to play survival mode (yet) but an extreme planet every now and again would be nice to shake things up. On a related note, the barren planet might be one of my favorite planets. Landed in a solar system with only one planet and it was barren. No music, no life and the only planet in its solar system....they did a good job of making me feel alone as shite!","Yes, they still exist in normal." +Pretty sure the common term for this is wall-eyed,We've always said buck-eyed +"I agree, there is the west coast, a few good states on the east coast and the rest of the nation is just flyover states and filler","Keep up the divisiveness, this is how we find common ground as Americans!" +Which player is overrated?,"Roger Federer, of course ;)" +It's a nice change of pace. No existential dread from this video.,We're probably going to run out of end-all topics for them to cover... +Dodgers' catcher says the Cubs are stealing signs: 'We know what they're doing',"I don't understand why this is a big deal, that's what happens in baseball, adapt and move on." +Just got done with Pokemon moon so Lillie I guess?,"Luscamine is clearly the protaganist, I have no idea what you are talking about" +She definitely had that effect on quite a few people. The more she opened her mouth the more people hated her.,If only her opponent had that problem too ... +"Lucio misses by not being close enough to heal..? I guess? Lucio IS the heal so if he's not close enough to another player, he missed it. And he can miss further by using speed instead of heals, so he can even miss healing himself.","He can miss healing by intentionally not healing, yup" +Hopes for 3.23 What are your hopes for 3.23?,I'm excited for the Anubis buff +"I thought it was a skill problem against Bisping, Rockhold is just a giant for the division and his kicks, range and ground game keep him really safe. But his boxing fundamentals are lacking for a fighter so good everywhere else.",No he's just a cocky asshole who wanted to look cool with his hands down. +"Fun fact: NJ has the only state capital without a main stream hotel(I.e. Marriott, Westin, etc.) they tried for a decade but the mainline hotel closed for a lack of business about two years ago. Downtown Trenton is a war zone. Sad!","Yeah, that is breaking my fucking heart." +or people realize that it's just a flag like fuck lol,If you burn the flag you are LITERALLY shitting on the graves of soldiers. +The Amnesiasc's threads didn't jinx him at all.,But he's Young Savage! +Source?,"Nah that's been out for ages, Half life also runs on it!" +Isn't that an australian shepherd though?,I own an austrailian shepherd and that looks just like her momma. +"That's why 9/10 they pick the bigger fanbase to win, to Piss off the least amount of people but still get views.","Yeah that's the reason Doomsday beat Hulk, his fanbase." +Just like we are oposed to slavery and rape.,Whats the difference? +"For people who haven't read the article: you can't download everything, only some shows/movies have a Download button.","Checked it out and it's a lot available already, basically everything I clicked on was able to be downloaded" +"So, what's the difference with Revelations?",the difference is that rev was much more fun and there were so many new features you could do on that map! +Things more likely to happen than a Broncos repeat?,Jeff fisher doesn't go 7-9 +But then who feeds the automator??,another bot +"I know we all love Jeff, but it's such a bullshit excuse. Rose's shooting form and mechanics look inconsistent, which will lead to inconsistent shooting.",Inconsistent because of adrenaline though! +Doesnt that usually happen when the price goes down though lol,Lol hmmm good point. +.5 PPR Diggs vs Eagles Hurns vs Oakland,"Bortles is gonna have a much easier time passing than Bradford will, go Hurns" +"I mean, if you add a n to their name it turns into **Demoncrats**. What more do you need to know? Checkmate.",Ah so it all ties back to the religious right +"I think one thing we all keep forgetting is that the Bucks are silly young. I see a team that's talking to each other, actively trying to get better as a team. We already look much better in just the 2nd game this season. Post all the over-reaction threads you want. I'm keeping the faith this season.","Dude between this sub and the Packers, I'm under the impression that it's all Wisconsin fans know" +New report on post-election hate incidents shows Oregon at top of list.,Seems like a legit source. +The recruit's name? Stacy.,I hope your serious. +"Well done Sherlock! you have done it again! Yeah i know season 2 was dust line, but this is the SEASONpass 2. So it is the second season of the games season passes...",looks like I forgot the +"Who's your favorite hip hop artist/rapper? Interested to see what y'alls perspectives are rap music, and to find out about rappers I've never heard of. I personally adore Logic for his creativity. Travis Scott, Lil Uzi, and Kendrick Lamar also have their spots in my library.","Ye, childish bambino, and Vic Mensa." +"When I got my wisdom teeth removed I didn't smoke the first like 2/3days. I didn't smoke through my nose either, I hit the rig softly and slowly.",Is it the sucking motion that messes everything up? +"My home-installation is for three LDAP-users, contacts and calendars. Two of us have well over 100gb of data, with probably several thousand files. My MySQL-database folder is at a whopping 828K.",I don't think I have enough space for that! +"All of the technical stuff has to become second nature to you. Nailing focus, getting the correct exposure, flash power, etc. should be so ingrained in you that you're not even thinking about it. Start building a mental light meter so that you can get pretty close to the settings you will need before you even pick up your camera. Whenever I enter a new lighting situation, I'm already assessing what ISO I need. You should know what shutter speed and aperture you need depending on what you are going for. Once you have mastered all of this to the point where it's second nature, then you can start to think about how to make a compelling photo. The elements of a compelling photograph are light, composition, and moment. It looks like you already have a knack for which moments are good, now it's just about how to capitalize on those moments to make great images. The image you shared- it's a nice moment, but the light isn't great and the composition could use some work too. This looks like it was during the ceremony, so there isn't much you can do with the light. I would probably convert it to black and white and maybe do some dodging and burning. Your composition has a few distracting elements that could be improved upon with just slight adjustments. If the main focus of the shot is your brother crying, go tight. Get real tight and crop out everything else. You should get rid of everything in your composition that doesn't contribute to the story. If you want to keep the wider composition, right now, the guy in the back between your brother and the lady in the hat is distracting. His face is mid blink or something, and doesn't add anything. The lady in the purple also doesn't add that much. If you wanted a photo of these three people, I would have moved a little bit to the right to square up, get lower, and then shoot up. This would get rid of everyone in the background and make your focus on the three people clapping. You could probably get a nice pattern with all of their hands/arms. Aside from this one photo, start learning about light. I have found that learning how to manufacture light (with flashes), has made me a better natural light photographer as well, because I understand what is happening now. Stuff like the inverse square law, diffuse light, soft vs hard light, reflected light, etc. is all stuff you should know. A good place to start is the Strobist blog. And lastly, this was pretty much your first wedding, so you should use it as a learning experience. Shoot more. A lot more. If you really want to get better, then go and shoot 100,000 shots. 200,000. You won't get better unless you work at it. So DO IT!","Thanks for the long post, I'm actually super gutted about how much I struggled - I lost a bit of confidence last weekend because before that I'd been kind of impressing myself with what I'd come out with on my past couple of events." +"Oh god a joke, someone imprison him please",You just don't have the right temperment in your post +I'm personally thrilled to see the Republicans are giving up on laissez faire economics. I guess they are now willing to admit that Capitalism doesn't really work.,The US government gave up on laissez faire capitalism in the 1950s it's been going great since then +"Increasing amount of speed hacks and how to proof them? I noticed that some players i get queued up with (for 1 or 2 weeks) seem to use some kind of speed hack. For example, a Guan Yu who just gets faster and faster or teleports shorts distances when initiating or retreating on low health. So my question here is, is it just in my matches or are there more people that noticed an rising amount of players lately using these methods? I never had this problem before in my matches, after I got to lvl 30 over 2 years ago. Also I would like to know if there is some kind of method to safely proof that they are hacking while the match is going on? More often then not, people say Did you got a recording of the match? Bc if not, then stop pointing the finger at someone. Even though 2 to 3 other people noticed something strange about the person in question. I play on EU servers. Thank you for helping in advance. :D",You sure he didn't use his short dash? +"Building a $100 computer for my grandma. $75 in used parts, build is complete. What can I spend the other $25 on to make the computer more grandma friendly? Current specs: E8400 Core 2 Duo @ 3GHz - $15 4GB DDR2 RAM - $15 GeForce 9500GT 1GB - $30 ENERMAX ECA3321B-BT Case - $30 All she does it browse the internet, play some PopCap games, and use her instant messenger. The 9500GT is really unnecessary but it was included in a bundle, so why not? My question is, what can I spend the last $25 on to make the computer more 'grandma friendly'? She already has a keyboard with big letters on it. Any accessories that you guys can think of? Thanks!",Upgrade the cpu to an i5-6500 and the gpu to a rx480 so she can play some of your steam games +This seems like really low expectations. Does that mean you'd retain him after the world cup if he qualifies?,Probably not +Bobber,Did you just assume his fishing accessory? +Common sense is the best antivirus.,Where can I find that? +Or how about be able to quit the game with no or minimal lp loss if someone dc's.,Yeah because that can't be manipulated at all lol +Villanova vs. UPenn at the Palestra - The Cathedral of College Basketball,It's no Hinkle +"Books mentioned within the article: - The Fifth Season (N.K. Jemisin) - Binti (Nnedi Okorafor) - Folding Beijing (Hao Jingfang) - Death's End (Liu Cixin) - Central Station (Lavie Tidhar) - Sorcerer to the Crown (Zen Cho) - Iraq + 100: Stories from a century after the invasion (Hassan Blasim, Khalid Kaki, Hassan Abdulrazzak, Ibrahim Al-Marashi, Zhraa Alhaboby, Ali Bader, Mortada Gzar, Jalal Hasan , Diaa Jubaili, Anoud, Ra Page) - Azanian Bridges (Nick Wood) - Too Like the Lightning (Ada Palmer) - A Closed and Common Orbit (Becky Chambers) - Ninefox Gambit (Yoon Ha Lee) - The Gradual (Christopher Priest) - The Race (Nina Allan) - Arrival (Ted Chiang)(movie adaption was mentioned) - The Thing Itself (Adam Roberts)(advertising mention?)",2/10 no Slaughterhouse Five or 1984. +"They're not going to change him. There's no need to change him. Myself and many others thoroughly enjoy his design. If you don't like it, then don't use him. It's really that simple. Petitioning every little thing that you don't like is so petty in my opinion.",Petition to change your opinion. +"Wow twistzz is mostlikey out? Jesus. But on the side note, Sgare, Shahzam, Semphis, Sick and Skyler?! WE FINALLY DID IT, WE HAVE A FULL TEAM OF PLAYERS WITH STARTING S, ONLY TOOK THREE YEARS.",dont forget shroud +New Ben Garrison!,Ben Garrison has always been amazing at subtlety. +Haydee is out on steam guys. Been seeing good reviews and triggered reddit posts on the normie subreddits so they are doing something right.,Kotaku has already had an article bitching about the boob physics. +"Not even that. The Ghostbusters reboot was called diverse even though it has three white characters and a token black character all of the same gender, just like the original.",There was a black ghost buster? +Scheana files for divorce,Shocker...... +This is rape culture this is game of thrones...,She wanted it... +Bob isn't good with clothes or fashion!!11 *gags over Adore and a million non RPDR queens who wear forever 21 blouses on the daily*,But its her *style*...! +"Fun Thread: Design a movie! Oda has tasked you with creating the new One Piece film! What is it about? What is the villain? How would you do it? What's the main theme song? inb4 I'd just let Oda do it, no you gotta earn that paycheck.","I would make a high-quality animated feature of The War of the Best, and the theme would be an orchestral/vocal cover of Fight Together." +"The old testament has the following things in it: * Orders to enslave specified enemies. * Narratives that talk about people enslaving others, with a tone that makes this sound like a good thing. * Descriptions of what you can do with slaves, and what slavery meant, in a context that is normally interpreted as *a set of rules given to a people to further God's wishes*. * Free discussion in which it is implied (through the absence of condemnation in a context where condemnation would be expected) that owning slaves is not morally questionable. * The absence of any discussion of slavery being wrong in any way, even when discussing moral issues in a culture that has slavery. Any other book, if it had these things in it, we would say condones slavery or even is pro slavery in some contexts. Why, b_honeydew, do you think that although we'd judge any author, book or organisation that wrote a book like this, we shouldn't judge your book in the same way? Your book condones slavery. It's as simple as that.","Psh, everyone knows the Old Testament doesn't count anymore!" +This sub is full of them or at this point I'm clueless. You can show 100% evidence of aimlocking and they still argue with you about how it's not cheating.,SUBROZA SUBROZA SUBROZA +Burkina Faso. Those vipers of the Upper Volta have had it too good for too long.,All the toothbrushes and soap we sent hem when in grade school. +Dreger: It has been reported that it's expected the NHL will play an exhibition game in China next year. NBCSN,Another outdoor game for Chicago +Really would be nice if Wilson didn't have 4 fouls right now.,"Well, he could put Wagner in over Donnal." +[](/ppeyeroll)Their moderators have such a way with words.,[](/ppreally)Seems pretty professional to me +"Everytime I walk past a group of people laughing, I immediately assume they're laughing at me.",paranoid anyone +Let me show you the dance of my people,"sob sob ,you are so mean sjw" +"Class, positive vibes, and kill yourself",That whole thing just screams adult +"TBF, the Yankees don't exactly have a surplus of numbers to play with.",after they retire Jeter's #2 all the single digits will be gone +do we tell him?,ITS ALL OR NOTHING! +"FYI: GTA is 29.99 at Gamestop and comes with 3.5 million shark card. Buy game - trade back in, you just got 3.5 million for 12 bucks",Shame that this wouldn't work for pc :( +"What monster would you like to see ShinGoji fight? Just a thought I had and figured it might be a fun thing to ask you guys. I personally think seeing him and Mothra go at it would be super sick, especially a laser beam antenna kinda Mothra.",They need to roll hard and do mothra mechagodzilla and ghidora for some giant monster action. +What's a show from your childhood that no one else seems to remember?,Street Sharks +CIA sound butthurt.,Butthurt that the guy who is probably going to increase their budget won? +There is no pleasing this kid,"If your 'sarcasm' is just you talking like a sane and level headed person, you need to seek help." +"Conned me out of moving 1000 jobs to Mexico, what a bastard.",When those jobs are automated in the next 5 years it won't matter at all. +"I didn't really want to praise myself for drawings I rarely show to anyone else, haha.","Yea, I was just poking fun, no offense meant." +21-20 doesn't sound so great,21-19 getting the ball to start the second half does. +Trump Tweets Aren't Just Lies. They're Fascism.,This guy is going to twitter his google all over our facebook. +A person tried 15+ odd years to make singing national anthem mandatory before screening a movie in theatres.,The hero we need. +"Don't hold currency, use it freely; cash crunch will be resolved soon: RBI","What a relief, better spend All my moniez." +Exclusive: Prime Minister Narendra Modi will not attend Saarc Summit in Pakistan,That'll show them. +Watch this video closely and tell me what you see. If you get the whole message you win some brownie points.,"It would be more statistically accurate if it were a black, hispanic or asian kid." +Game or Real Life ? Which is which,"Its the top one, because the bottom one has too much lens flare" +Just curious: name some artists that were groomed.,Mickey mouse club +Start your search for a parking space...,"This x 1,000" +"As a graduate of a CTI program who has had (thus far) a highly successful career that can only be described as illustrious, I have to disagree with your statement. I excelled in the CTI program and eased through the terminal academy. When I got to my facility, my OJT was really nothing more than a formality. Why do you think this was the case? I'll give you a hint: It's not that I was born knowing the 7110.65 and understanding ATC on a deep level. No, sir. That knowledge came from CTI school, where I learned much more than I ever could at a three-month academy. I'm still of the mindset that CTI graduates should be given favor in hiring, as they have already demonstrated that they understand and can apply the knowledge necessary for this career. But what do I know...I'm just someone who flew through training and is now one of the youngest FLMs in my region's history.",Archie League born again! +Why would they have to do that? Just make some good cards and let the next xpacks fill in the blanks wild might be a lil weaker but standard would iron out easily.,"Yeah, because designing a card takes like 2 or 5 minutess each" +"If it's dual-Polaris, no deal, I'm jumping ship to a 1070/1080. If it's Vega, even if it means that supplies are going to be extremely limited until they get better in that 1H 2017 timeframe, so be it.",if anything is going down in December it isn't Vega +"LTG isn't gonna show up probably, just as usual","I like how hype he was for Urien, how he was going to get serious and compete when he dropped... also saying FGC don't like me, but I got an answer for that and no more talking when it comes to SFV but just like a week ago he's not excited for SCR cause of pressure to compete and having to play against derp characters." +"More than 250,000 people in England are homeless, says Shelter","They clearly aren't aspirational enough, Ms May told me that anyone can succeed if they try hard enough." +What's a movie you love that you would never recommend to your friends?,Pirates 1&2 +"How is it possible that NO one knows about Obama's fake birth certificate??? I just had a talk from a friend from the left. He of course says, that the fake certificate is Alt-right conspiracy. I showed him the video. He doesn't want to look at it. I am besides myself... how is this not ALL over the news? Can they actually HIDE this???","Yes, they can bury the news." +hobart is one of the most trash cities in aus i dont expect them to stick around,Define trash. +agreed,it cuts into their profit +PUSSY BEFORE PUSSY!!,Sounds like a solid diet. +what is your favorite fast food restaurant?,McDonald's for breakfast. +Too soon m8,Not soon enough m8 +I'm just gonna have one more shot to even it out first.,then a quick sniff of glue and we're back to square 1 +"Going with Benteke or Ozil, United seem to be in a mini-rut and maybe at home to Watford will clear it up, but maybe not.. this week is torture.",United are away at Watford +There is not a single state where working 40 hours/week at the minimum wage is enough to afford a one-bedroom apartment. That's an outrage!,"Yeah, and once we raise the minimum wage, the price of a one bedroom apartment will rise and we'll be in the same situation of leftists using it as a way to persuade the uneducated lower class into voting for them." +"Most painful experiences in the world: 1. Funeral for family member 2. Divorce/ breakup with bf/gf 3. Losing pet 4. Stepping on Lego 5. Dropping $60 on a rugby video game hoping it will bring you loads of joy only to realize the game play is awful. Open field kicking is atrocious. Figuring out rucking is annoying as pubic lice. Trying to figure out why the AI puts 6 guys in to rucks and leaves 2 guys outside of the flyhalf to play defense, would rather get kicked in the face by a mule that has lego bricks for its shoes. Turns out the disc turns into an expensive beer coaster. 6. Having to apologize to your dog for kicking it after realizing you lost $60 on another lousy rugby video game. 7. Feeling the 3 days' worth of facial growth of your prison roomie inmate on your lower back after being arrested for animal cruelty. 8. Having to watch rugby through sketchy websites because you live in the United States. 9. Going to prison again because your ISP reported you to the FBI for stealing video feeds. ...","Where's the fucking trigger warning mate, this shit was too real." +That fucking guy reeks of desperation,"He probably reeks of cheeto dust and spoiled ham, too." +"According to the US government's counter terrorism website, islam commits more terrorist attacks than all other religions combined",\#NothingToDoWithIslam +"You are being placed in the rank you belong to. That's it. Placements aren't broken, match making isn't broken. Not everyone can be the best, that's the whole reason there are leagues. The bell curve of skill rating distribution has been flattened. That means that everyone in the lower half is going down, and everyone in the upper half is going slightly up. Current placements take your previous season finishing SR and use it to seed the placements, and then it measures your win/lose ratio and your in-game performance, weights it with the new system, and throws you where you belong... and the hidden mmr probably knows better your skill than you do. This is not bad as you may believe: it's good. First, you are most likely to rank up, not the typical season 2 placing too high then losing more than winning until you hit rock bottom 500 or 600 SR below, where then you crawl your way back up, if you even do. It's not your shit teammates, it's not the hanjo main, it's not the leaver, the troll, the griefer. It's as simple as the better you play, the more rank you gain, and that's the first and most important change you have to do to improve, mentality.",No it's always my teammates fault! +2.5 million,307 +She also looks healthier and sounds better than the other progressive candidate. Maybe there's something to it.,"And as we all know, judging a book by its cover is the best way to choose the leader of the free world." +"Our cat died yesterday :( One cat dies, three are born!! Cat playdate soon!!",Awww sorry about your cat :( Do you plan on adopting another one? +What sites do you go on to kill time?,9gag +I currently live in Houston for work,Typical cowboys fan. +Military experts warn of 'epic' humanitarian crisis sparked by climate change,Will my iPhone still work? +The Goddess Unleashed Added Fire Damage applies to Phyiscal spells,What where you doing to discover that bug? +Another BF1 giveaway! Just leave a comment and I'll pick a winner at 10PM EST this evening.,Is Battlefield 1 that shit so many people are giving it away? +amd 8370 $185 vs i7 6700k $340 - forgames o_x,Hmmmmmm wonder what is faster? +Democrats promise to filibuster and kill national reciprocity for concealed carry in the US Senate,#doyourjob +"Got a bit of a shock when my doorbell rang today, after all it's a Saturday and Christmas Eve. However there Santa was, dressed up as a young Indian man in a Hi-vis jumper and a prezzie for me. Inside was a Tarte Tartelette Tease Eyeshadow Palette, a Wing Workers Deluxe Tarteist eyeliner set and a Tarteist Pro eyeshadow palette. The excitement was so much that I was overcome with a pounding headache but 1g of paracetamol and 400mg of ibuprofen, I'm feeling human again so I played with my Tarteist Pro pallet that came in the mail. **BASE**: I started off by slathering my face in Too Faced Born This Way in *Snow* and given that I was trying out a Tarte palette, I thought I'd try out a sample of the Tarte Maracuja Creaseless Concealer (Hot tip: it's NOT creaseless despite what it says in the name) and setting it all with some Innisfree No Sebum powder. **CHEEKS**: I then tried using one of the darker concealer shades as a contour before realizing that was a horrible, horrible idea as it was WAY too orange, so I covered that back up with a Ponds BB cream that is very grey. Next I went ham with a Tarte blush in *Fanciful* and decided I looked like a clown so I went in with some more No Sebum powder on a big fluffy brush to blend it out. Topped the cheeks off with some Becca powder in *Moonstone* (btw, am I the only one who thinks Becca compacts look like bath plugs?). **EYESHADOW**: Finally onto the eyes. Urban Decay Primer Potion in anti aging formular (because I'm an old hag) went on my right eye and no primer on my left. Started with a base of *Classic* on both with a fluffy brush, *Mod* went into the crease (took a little but of building up but worked well. Besides I prefer having to build up dark colours than go oops, smokey eye it is then) and was blended with a little bit of *Chic*. On to the lid went *Profesh* without any dramas, unlike *Drama* which I tried to darken the outer V with but was a patchy, impossible to blend mess. A little bit of *Minx* on my oldest eyeshadow brush (because all my other brushes are in desperate need of a clean) highlighted the center of my lid and the shadow was done. **MORE CRAP ON THE EYES**: Eyeliner time, a chance to mess everything you've done sofar up and have to start again. Thankfully, this went relatively smoothly especially considering I usually use a liquid eyeliner pen than a gel on a brush. I used the Tarte Clay Paint eyeliner in *Aubergine* with the included brush. A wing was beyond my mortal abilities, so a tiny little flick imperceivable to the human eye it is. Add to that a coat of Tarte Lights Camera Lashes mascara which will smudge on me (but hey, that might distract from the concealer creases) and we're ready to move on from the eyes **EYEBROWS:** Au naturel baby / too lazy today **LIPS**: Last and least on the lips (no not **those** lips) is Tarte Glossy Lip Paint in WCW. It's shiny, not too sticky and reminds me of the Chi Chi liquid lipsticks. . There, I'm done. One wall of text later and a slightly crazy Kaldii is all dressed up with nowhere to go :) And excuse the massive sweat mustache, Summer and me really don't get along.",Best product list ever! +"Shit, let me be honest, I don't even remember the game.",That's how I feel about our last 2 seasons +"eh no, not really, thing is, T8 is a competetive tier, so releasing a ship at this tier, to which have access only very small playerbase is a problem as players are not familiar with it",That's a very valid point that need to be covered +My first time beating it.,who could forget their first time beating it? +Do you prefer watching your team Bat or Bowl? Do you prefer watching your team Bat or Bowl?,Obviously not bowling after the PTSD from the last two games +Look what was waiting for me when I got home today (NJ),I didn't know they came with the Senn box/case... sweet. +False. Hitting wins games. I obviously deserved to lose :(,Well with that combination it's no wonder you lost! +FLORIDA SUCKS,NO ARGUMENT HERE +Had to reconsider existence after this one,My guess is this person also takes issue with people saying Happy Holidays. +You are the best!,Do you even cloud chase bro? +"Yes, but this is not 7-9 or 8-8 or 9-7 or 10-6 Jeff Fisher we're talkin' 'bout.","what is, 5-11 Jeff Fisher?" +"Fortunately humans are intelligent creatures and have wisely invested heavily in development of knowledge and the training of people who have the expertise needed to examine physical data and foresee the possible outcomes, and who can then warn everyone else who haven't been trained this way, so that as a society we can take action now to prevent this disaster.","Ah but as intelligent creatures we have also heavily invested in people to learn politics and ruling, and they have wisely decided that their pocket money is more important" +Hoping we get to see you again in December,no +Anybody know what's wrong with my keyboard? It doesn't seem to be functioning right,"It's because you fell into buying one of those fancy wooden keyboards that's all looks, but no fuction." +Black on Black Build,Black washing black PCs much? +I work in customer service - and if I were to tell some people what I really thought of them I'd be fired within the day. Work is pretty much just pretending to not be yourself for the entire duration of the shift.,I basically hate most people so I'm sure this will be me one day +I am Toland Toland... I was not always fun at parties. And I will never be again.,Call me.... Ishmael... +"Dixon looked fantastic today, as did our new returner.",I guess all the practice we are giving him is paying off. +"This could be great for getting more people talking and aware of sous vide. I am curious to see exactly how it will be prepared and served. Also, Techcrunch is wrong about needing bags to cook eggs in.",Not a very well researched article... +"Seconding *Cosmopolis*, and Cronenberg's 2012 film adaptation was very accurate. Giamatti was awesome.","Giamatti is always awesome, even in Lady In the Water,LOL." +"Didn't watch the video - but he's British, he can't vote for anyone.",He can if he has a dual citizenship. +"cheaters tend to not take the time to upload highlights, and the overwatch themed name makes me think its just a smurf",Yeah cheaters would never do something like stream it. +What's your secret santa gift less than $25?,$24 gift card. +hell ye.,Name doesn't check out. +"Plot twist: the snow in the banner is not snow at all, but in fact salt to reflect the saltiness that accompanies every Funko Shop release. (not really. It's snow)",Its salt for me. +"Not so much with alarms, but definitely public transport. Have you ever gone to sleep on the train or bus and then woken up right before your stop?",No scientific evidence or anything but when I sleep on the bus I feel like I'm kinda mapping out my location and the route of the bus inside my head. +"Wrong. I live in Naples, Florida these motherfuckers are flooding in hardcore. Taking all the landscape jobs, construction labor, and cooking prep jobs. It's fucking bullshit. Oh plus they get free housing, Medicare, a new fucking car (usually) and still bitch and complain. Plus they aren't very friendly.",I'm sure the Latino's *love* it. +Please don't tell me you have Ireland lumped in with the UK?,Ireland will always belong to the crown! +Why do you only have 4 toes on your left foot?,OP is a reptiloid +Crimes?,"Well... he was born in South Africa, and he has a scary foreign-sounding name - he's probably an illegal alien here to steal Murican jobs!" +Sure he gave your mom lots of presents too.,Did you *f^u^u^uuck* my *moooooom* +"This Ethernet cable is partly taped to the floor, and it has been run over by a rolling chair many times. It just won't give up and still links at gigabit speed.",*salute* +Would that still work nowadays? Or has vending machine tech changed?,"Idk, got a job instead" +yup might aswell never log out for the last 3 hours of colo......,just make sure you don't run out of friend captains ;) +"Bombs under Su 34 ready to be used. Syria, Hmeimim Air Base",All unguided bombs. +What if Barry really IS Johanna Ah'Nee?,Hillary's glass ceiling BTFO. +"That's why they are poor. They spent all the money on that car, even more money to keep it in good repair, and lets not forget the small fortune they spent on dem sweet rimz. It ain't cheap being baller.",And insurance! +"Good God. Obama Care sucks, just deal with it. Stop with the blame game. Everybody knows it sucks. It's not a secret. Get rid of it and move on for Pete's sake.","Ya, bring on the single-payer like Israel!" +Conor McGregor has been issued a boxing license in the state of California,Floyd will Decision the Fuck outta him lol +DTMFA,"Fortunately, she did." +"Just as well I didn't, then. I literally said that it was debatable that it was the best way.",And I completely agree with that +Did u really not know?,"I was leading you on, sorry." +"Just got a Trash Can as my freebie.. So once the servers went back I was expecting another freebie, which can only be a superstar, instead they fuck me over and give me a trash can. I'm so done with this game.",I got a WM paige AKA - DelRio's trashcan +What is NRx.,"neoreaction, usually in the form of monarchism or some other type of elitist nonsense" +i don't know if you have enough working brain cells to want to bother trying to preserve them,oh hey paul being a piece of shit that's something new +being a lawyer and doing your job according to the constitution and accepting a plea deal because there was literally no alternative**,Yeah that plea certainly wasn't forced by threatening to tear the girl apart in court +I don't know how that's true if my 1680x1050 monitor and 1920x1080 HDTV are supported?,He forgot the +Jeff Fisher & Bill Belichick have both been coaching 22 years. Belichick: 232-115. Fisher: 173-163,"well after this sunday, he will be 9 losses away from truly being .500" +Heard today the S3 has to be exorcised since it's been possessed by some new spirits.,Android 8.0 Ouija coming to the KEY board near you. +So is this some sort of cyber afterlife we're in then?,Limbo~ +Captain America fought for justice in society. Literally a social justice warrior.,The first ever sjw +Giuliani apologizes for Clinton 9/11 remarks,eating his shit +You're completely out of your mind if you think FFXV looks like a ps3 remaster. It looks better than most games out,it looks like a ps3 master for sure though ^(when i view a highly compressed 720p youtube video on my phone) +"Maybe don't go around with contraband? I welcome the downvotes of all pot heads, still these fucktards who messed up.",Funny how a xanax tard sees himself as superior to pot smokers. +"Actually I've got over 40 shatters whites including 15 gems, and gemstone is indeed shit, also the robe has shit stats and I don't even know if it's worth something",Also the robe is 2 life +Seriously. *I'm not racist! I don't personally wish physical harm against minorities! I just don't give enough of a shit about them to consider white nationalism a disqualifying factor when electing the goddamn president!*,but... emails! +Yes. That rock. What about that rock? Reddit needs to auto-purge any post starting with This and followed by a single noun.,this^ +{{Tyrant' s Tirade}} for those who like playing anti-meta Stun/Control decks. Makes my Rock stun deck a lot better.,Seeing this played against you feels like it would just be depressing. +BYE BITCH,Your very mature response has further contributed to the topic of discussion +Obamacare will just be tweaked. Social Security will be saved. Medicare will be private. It's going to be better coverage for less,"Lol, why don't these poor people just do more with less?" +Scene 44 boss fight??,Gotta do it on ultimate mode +"Man, I wish there was a thread for wagers. I can never find anyone who wants to.",You dropped this +"I can't see which druid it is because realmplayers is down at the moment, but if it's a K2 log my guess is that it was from the Cobalt Crusher bug which was recently fixed. It might even be our guild's feral druid (I think I remember him coming in 3rd on an onyxia or somesuch). Post-nerf his dps was tremendously down. Just throwing the possibility out there.",No its from nost. +jesus fucking christ why are people in these privileged parts of the world not just popping out babies?? I'd be a father of like 7 or 8 at this point and I'm only a 27 year old shit-gov't worker in the US,Because fuck having kids? +James Mattis selected as Trump's secretary of defense,"I give him 2 years at most before he resigns, he's too reasonable of a human being to work with trump for long." +Somewhere some beancounter is whining about lost revenue from Reddit Gold.,Those damn beancounters... that wall can't get built soon enough! +I genuinely love how terrible Spy Kids 3 is. Here's Sly Stallone arguing with alternate hologram version of himself.,"Man, Matt Leblanc really let himself go after the Rocky movies." +A like the idea of a lackluster pistol whipping.,"Yeah, a really mediocre whip sounds lovely." +Cool. Glad I could satisfy your expectations.,Now kiss +Should it matter...?,"killing people you work with = wrong killing people who doesn't speak the same language, don't work with you and were born in a different land = right" +"Which fun and unsustainable stat your players have at the moment? Exemple: The Habs currently have 6 PPG players (Petry, Gallagher, Galchenyuk, Paccioretty, Desharnais and Weber). What are yours?",Ryan Miller: 1.00 SV% and 0 shutouts. +OUT FOXED: Megyn Kelly to move to CNN for $20 million dollars. TWENTY MILLION DOLLARS,"20 million was a lot I admit, but it was worth paying it to get rid of her!" +This is why Trump got elected. Because of these types of imbeciles. People are sick and tired of this minority who screams the loudest and get their way.,"Yea, I'm sick of these people complaining about racism, it's only ok for our president to be racist." +Suspect unarmed? Give him a gun - President Duterte,Ay oo dapat lang para fair +Best classes are female :-(,Sexist game +"I know most of you have seen earthling, but I just watched it and . . . Holy shit. I don't normal cry over basically anything, but the scene about five minutes in with that black dog I burst into tears and cried almost none stop through the entire documentary. I don't understand how we let it get this bad. It completely changed my attitude. Before I was content keeping to myself and avoiding talking to people about becoming vegan, but now I realize that that is not enough. People need to know that while they may not be directly harming these animals they are supporting the callous heartless pieces of shit that are. I just can't wrap my head around how people could do these things. Thank you guys for the endless suggestions to watch this, as painful as it was to watch it was the kick in the ass I needed.",I'm a vegan so I DON'T have to watch earthlings and not feel guilty about it. +But this is Star Wars. It's all about cliches.,All star wars has to be totally subversive like episode 5 +Anyone who says they don't do this is lying tho,Me too thanks +"What is your hobby/profession's Anyway, here's Wonderwall?",Aviation: Request vectors to final for the visual. +"GDT | Jackets @ Avs | 7pm | Maybe we can pull it together tonight? Please? Edition Go Ass, hail Satan.",Lucky we didn't get boarding on that one +"Most satisfying troop IYO, what is the most satisfying troop or spell to take a tower down with","tornado, because it doesn't do a thing to the tower" +Facebook?,People still use Facebook? +"Conservative here, very much pro-choice. Rich ass politicians shouldn't decide whether women can abort their child or not, I'm sure they've never been put in that situation.",Yes I'm sure non of them ever had unwanted pregnancy +"Take that, Starbucks!","Mmmm Picasso's, had a slice for lunch yesterday." +"Paneer is also very easy to make, and makes a delicious curry with spinach. ^(Seriously, it's just milk, vinegar, and cheese-cloth.)",I'll keep that in mind if I ever feel like putting forth the effort to cook +She didnt break any laws that I know of.,no but she owned guns and ONLY CRIMINALS OWN GUNS +Just a wizard soloing Oryx,looks great but it just feels like the staff is the wrong way +She stated that the Supreme court got Heller wrong and that she would appoint judges that would overturn it. Heller was about the legal right of citizens to have firearms in their homes. So you can see why pro-2a might look at ya funny.,"No man, conservatives just don't *understand* liberals on guns!" +"given how slow, telegraphed and vulnerable it is to attempt, I'm of the opinion that players get pissed that they let it happen, and have a bit of a kneejerk well fuck you instead of oops",Lightning storm twice into heal usually works. +Font Awesome 5 Free can be used in commercial projects.,Talking about the pro version. +New Game-breaking Pathing Bug,This explains why my jungler never come bot +I'd be happy with a Republican like Eisenhower: - Massive Publics Works Projects - 90% Top income tax bracket - Expanded Social Security - Completed integration of the Armed Services,but that's socialism +"Hold the fuck up, why didn't Titanfall 2 win any awards. Why the fuck did Overwatch get so awards, Blizzard pulled that game out of their ass and the game didn't even have a campaign. Titanfall 2 and BF1 didn't get any awards, both games had solid multiplayers and campaigns. But a stale arena game still somehow got 4 awards.","b/c it was a bad game, duh" +"Hosnian system was capital for the New Republic. I guess they didn't like Coruscant for all the corruption it represented. Its not like they moved the capital multiple times, just when they were making their new government. Also makes sense that they might not want to make it in Coruscant since the Rebel Alliance built up from outside the Core worlds, and they want to establish a capital where their power base is consistent and strong.",It was something-something about rotating the planet so avoid an empire. +I get youre being clever but when has kojima not delivered,Well technically silent hills was never delivered. +DansGame,Skadoosh +woah. only if they did this with one of the black ops 3 maps also,"Too many glitches, wont work..." +"This is so nice, looks like it could be a loading screen, well done bro!",I hope some of the custom maps modders will use this for a Revelations remake +3 Days Rome and Florence. This is my review,"I would rate Florence as the second loveliest city in Europe, after Lyon." +"Cry me a river. Same garbage message the left has been spilling for 20 years, voting for Republicans is not racist. Trump is actually reaching out to the African American community. Living in Grand Rapids myself, I can tell from talking to african Americans that they don't even know that. They vote democrat cuz they always have and assume all republicans are racist. Completely untrue. For all we know, these fans were trying to help spread that message. Maybe Trump's lying and trying to buy votes, maybe. However he's done more for the Republican Party than any candidate in years, he's reaching out to the African American community & the LGBT community. ELE - everybody love everybody. It's news pieces like this that make me sick 'people hold trump sign - racist'. Wow, NBC, how much Hillary pay you? The DNC leaks only showed a small portion, must've sent another secret payment, Obama teach you that?",Here you dropped this. +Canada is an illegitimate settlement on stolen land. - Monsef @ 10 seconds,Because natives had such a peaceful Utopian society before white Europeans got there. +I can't get them straight no matter how much reparative therapy I put them through!,Have you tried our lord and savior? +"Honestly, all of these 5ks just sound like so much fun! I hadn't thought about a running club before tonight, so I will absolutely look into it!","I think you really ought to join a run club... I've never heard of someone running a race every single weekend, lol." +I strive to start a new terrorism,Make Terrorism Great Again! +"Kofi Kingston explaining the reason for posting the Black Excellence photo featuring Sasha, Rich, Xavier, and E.",I didn't think anyone would actually get offended by this. +This game did DLC right.,"Not hating, but The Witcher 3 DLC was better" +Jurgen Klopp pre-Chelsea vs. Liverpool press conference,Whose name does the reporter mention as being Klopp's neighbour? +My first C program (Hello World) -- What do you think? #define niner { #define gotime { #define opener ( #define taco 1==1 #define kk } #define okthen } #define talkyThing printf #define spagghetti #define prent if #define spaghetti #define finishedok ; #define closer ) #define z void #define integer int integer main(z)niner prent opener taco closer gotime talkyThing opener Hello world closer finishedok kk return(0); okthen,TALK TO THE HAND Hello world +"But that would require me to come to the dungeon prepared. The laws of F8 say I must enter each dungeon with no more than 10 durability on my weapon, have dinner prepared by mom within 5 minutes, and not tell anyone I don't understand any mechanics.",just yesterday got that french guy who doesn't speak english and doesn't know mechs in a tomb4 party :^) fun times... +Y... yeah... ;v;,Well except that guy who hit freddy rip. +Cannot wait for Core trolls who don't understand queue theory to lose it. Grab your popcorn as we finally approach 100% utilization and an ever increasing backlog.,I guess when the fees get too high for me to make any money selling BTC I could always just switch to Onecoin... +Can't get the image of No Way Jose watering his lawn with a hose in his hands while dancing out of my head,"No Way Jose, dancing around the garden with his No Way Hose, sprinkling water on his No Way Toes." +22 minutes is a parady show isn't it?,"Yes, this is satire, and apparently most people are too stupid to understand that concept any more." +World blitz and world rapid Dec 25 - Jan 1. So stoked about it.,Didn't we just have the rapid Championship though? +Get red. It's the cheapest because stars die,"Also, red is the best color." +"Made soup for dinner, it came out salty","Out of curiosity, what is the recipe?" +It's possible. It's also possible Mercedes will continue to be great next year. My idea was to put two alpha drivers in the same team and let them slug it out.,TIL Ricciardo is not an alpha driver +That's for after inauguration ;),That's all I'm saying too. +twinkies make my throat hurt if i eat more than one. i must be allergic to something in them. it's okay though every couple years i'll think to myself oh hey twinkies exist and i'll eat one and remember why i forgot about them. disgusting cakes.,youre not supposed to swallow them whole +"It's a good thing he's not in Texas. We didn't expand Medicaid, so he'd be completely fucked, and probably homeless.",All he needs to do is stop being lazy and pull himself up by his bootstraps +"PE teacher. You just get to play all day for a living! No. Just no. It's true that I do get to be more active than most teachers, that doesn't mean I'm PLAYING. Try having a class of 50 first graders, each with their own soccer ball, and attempt to do individual ball control activities. It's like herding cats. Far from playing.",Yeah it sounds *really* tough. +He was fired before MGS4 or MGS3?,HAHA UR SO COOL +"right, people who have money for ESEA cheats will certainly not care about the 50% off",Well damn maybe I should code cheats for ESEA to make hella cash +"Contrary to popular opinion, not everyone in DC works for the federal government",Draintheswamp! +Hairy armpits,That went smooth +I think Obama selling weapons to drug cartels is a little worse. Idk tho.,Source? +"Hard to wrap your head around this along with the fact that he lost the popular vote by what is now equivalent to the combined populations of Wyoming, Alaska, Vermont, and North Dakota. All states with 3x as many electoral votes than house seats.",Or you know by 2%.. What a landslide +"People forget that you can be partial in your politics, not everyone is 100% liberal or 100% conservative...",Shut your whorish mouth that's not how it works it has to be black or white not a mix +he hardly did anything but point his fingers.,He was pointing his fingers at the people he wants to injure! +"Good advice! Called the police, they said they can't do much as it's not a crime to send someone an unsolicited gift, but they gave me a reference number in case anything else happens.",Did you stress to them it was likely some sort of scam? +"No winter over here, stay warm northern ents!","alright, no need to brag about it" +Well: TODAY'S The day! Evergeen Line goes live at Noon! Will YOU be checking it out this weekend?,I am just impressed that this project was completed on time and on budget. +Why is he doing so many shows in Austin and Miami compared to other bigger cities? Just curious.,Maybe he likes BBQ and Cuban Sandwiches? +Private match,So this goal is set up? +And how exactly is the food stamp program being abused?,The dirty poor people are holding up the line for me trying to get their WIC card out at the grocery store +"Be appreciative that GGG knows how to create a large amount of content and inject it into the game without any major fire drills happening, story inside Hey guys, I always appreciate GGG for the content they provide for Path of Exile and the ease of which we don't need to worry about the bugs or major issues that come with the new patch. Another RPG just had a major content patch on November 30th for their 5th job class which was Maplestory which has an unprecedented amount of content change, almost changing the entirety of the game as a whole. Maplestory had released their game after an 11 hour maintenance patch, and then brought the game down again. Then after 6 hours brought the game back up, which after an hour brought the game back down for a total of 29 hours. The game is now officially playable 2 days after the announcement of the patch being out and the game has lost almost the entirety of it's major hype. tl;dr be appreciative that GGG knows how to not only patch a content update but to test for any major bugs early.",I don't think it's very nice to compare anything to Maplestory. +Neither is JT Miller or Kevin Hayes and they both have 19 points. They can't list every player.,Well the better brother Jimmy Hayes wasn't listed either so I guess it's fair......... +"PST yes, just added that in for clarity. Thank you!","Not a problem, I'm pleased that the Sunday games are UK-friendly!" +Season 4's probably gonna be pushed back to early November since S2 and S3 also were pushed back.,That's already been confirmed. +"Tips to a mediocre Crucible player on finishing the First Curse quest? So as mentioned in the title I'm a distinctly average PvP player, haha maybe less not quite sure. I hover around a .6 KD and if I finish a round above 1.0 I'm happy with myself. However I really do understand a lot of the basic strategy involved in Crucible. Been reading the Playbook since it, and feel have a solid grasp on the basic physics, gun archetypes, disengaging, team shooting etc. But due to a combination of never having really taken a PvP shooter seriously before Destiny, and a chronic illness that tends to affect my reaction times/ ability to make split second decisions. I often seem to simply get outplayed even when tactically I should have had the upper hand. While I know I really should likely use a pulse or AR, I just love hand cannons and that Last Curse is taunting my almost complete collection. (Particularly since the high impact HC is a contender again) I have one good friend I usually play with (1.1 KD). And have other friends I know would be willing to lend a hand. I'm just not sure what the best strategy is. Any thoughts, advice or insight much appreciated. Thanks fellow Guardians!",Aim for the head! +The gun never changes just only people's perception of it,Oh I don't know about that... it was definitely better in Y1. +Dave Meltzer is only right 99% of the time.,I'm sending a mod mail to get you permabanned from the sub +"DUH what human being wouldn't want to know more about space? So your point is what... we should stop talking about his pardon, stop talking about anything we think is par for the course? stupid","No, my point is that this journalist (or editor) picked a really stupid title." +Charity casino type event - what music? What sort of music would be appropriate for this kind of setting?,Dirty Ass Bass Music. +I didn't know we'd be posting these so I skated mine first.,I've got the same deck! +"THC binds to fat, oil is a fat. The resin etc will bind to that, stay in the water, and most likely cause mold/mildew.","Been doing it for years and I've never noticed a decrease in potency or mold, I change the water once a week or so But if that were true then it's still a bonus cuz you can just drink the oil after and absorb that sweet tasty thc xD not" +My sister had this blanket made for my birthday. That's me with the boy$ in the Dallas show for the $$$ tour.,Is your sister single +"Bro go for it 225 fat bro here and once I learned how to tailor, it changed my style up a level. I was dressing good but most clothes for fat guys are boxy. And don't even get me started on the jeans. I learned to tailor my jeans so they wouldn't be tight on my thighs and loose at the bottom. I felt better rocking nice fitting clothing. Same with shirts and the sleeves. It took me a half a day to learn how to set everything up and get started. Go for it you won't regret it.",When tapered jeans still look like boot-cut jeans by default... ^killme +What political issues do that vast majority of people agree on?,Everyone is **really** corrupt +Did you just reply to yourself? Lol,"Maybe I was crazy, OR maybe I was finally sane ...why does this guy keep staring at me?" +And the Democrat would take away my guns and make my daughter have an abortion! Republicans are our only hope!,Maybe forced abortions but at gun point? +Maybe now you'll take those 20 seconds to turn it in after you complete it lol. No sympathy,Yeah he should totally expect a bug that erase his EQ. +I mean you could use clean socks or something.,But your feet aren't getting properly washed (also no way to exfoliate them in the shower?????????) +"Exactly. It can't be easily done so people just blindly start targeting all conservative Muslims. You guys really hate sexist cultures? Take some of the wealth the West stole (and then used to build our super awesome secular, liberal, universalist culture) when it colonized Africa, the Middle East, and South Asia and invest it in education/agriculture/infrastructure in the places it was stolen from . It will take many decades. There's no quick fix, especially not banning people's religious garb. Bans like this might give r/atheism a boner but they're not doing anything to liberalize anyone's culture or assimilate Muslim immigrants.",Fucking Amen +"TIL the bird Americans call a turkey is called an India in Turkey, and a Peru in Portugese.",It's also called a Portugal in India and an America in Peru +Username checks out...?,Why do you ask? +"Well... I received no sexual education of any sort. So, while I masturbated, I didn't know what I was really doing.","I mean, at least if you're a guy, you know when it's done" +"10,000 Days bowl I found on the boardwalk",The Net Of Bowl +"Fuck, I don't get this....",I'm glad I'm not the only one. +I worked there in 2004-2005 at the E Center location. At one point they used to make their own BBQ sauce with the liquid smoke and everything. The pit bbq sauce is news to me.,"Yeah I was talking to my co workers who had been there since 2000 and they said the liquid smoke stopped about 2 years ago so just before I got there, but liquid smoke is probably a more original method" +When Switch who train you a Wii U needs on a can?,"Reggie will, without doubt." +Or you're an opponent to the president.,Well the only way you could oppose the president is if you're on drugs obviously. +Don't change your car tire in the middle of a highway,I used to see this shit when I was in Kuwait... almost crashed into one too +Blue-haired woman sentenced to more than 100 days for scrawling anti-Trump graffiti on government buildings,She'll probably lose her job. +Hot Asian with amazing tits,Man these final fantasy titles are getting impressive +please tell me this is fake.... D:,It's real.. now what do we do? +will they be taught about female privilege as well?,forgot this +Russia more safe than France today. Never thought this would happen.,"I was going to go on my annual museum run to Paris this month, but then I looked at how much safer art in Russia is, and decided to go to Moscow instead." +"Oh yea, also on death it will be protected on death like the quiver but you will loose 100 of each rune on death as with the quiver.","Hey Pi, I'm not sure if you're aware but could Intercept please be fixed at Castle Wars and Soul Wars?" +"Comments section, as seems typical with almost any story about difficulties bicyclists face negotiating Boston's streets, is filled with suggestions that we shouldn't care about issues like this because some (all) bicylists disobey rules of the road.","Yea, well, you don't even pay for the road tax!" +"Does no one seriously NOT understand how gravity works here ? It's not some strange foreign concept. Then again, I doubt the majority of the users here even change their Own engine oil OR work on their own vehicles .... so iam really not surprised.","It's just a theory, doesn't mean it's true..." +"1) I'm pretty sure the essay was positing that yoghourt was made palatable to Americans by adding a national identifier linking it to a European nationality as opposed to the many other Middle Eastern groups (particularly Turkic) that eat the stuff and were supposedly previously associated with it. 2) Look at any yoghourt container and tell me it doesn't follow the Schrafft's model of sparse, colorful texts in a nonthreatening typeface on a clean white background.","I honestly never thought of it as a women product, because in my country was always being promoted as a kids snack mostly..." +"It gets interesting when you have a kid who asks what preside means, because of course it means to be in charge of, but at the same time, of course women are equal, but the father has the authority.","Unless he isn't home, then the 12 year old deacon has the authority." +Torture appeared widespread after Turkey coup: UN expert,Well that's just hard to believe. +"TIL Einstein, a parrot with a vocabulary of about 200 words, gave a TED talk.",This parrot can speak better than me in front of an audience +My compassion lies in trying to harden you to prepare for the difficulties of life. If I told you everything is dandy then I'd be doing you a disservice.,"In the long run, it's not helpful." +Really? No one else said Pally? :( Paladin is my favorite,"Paladin is like the priest who's just relelvant enough to not be looked at for changes, but just shitty enough to not see play...someday it will rise again!" +How did you score Mayweather vs Canelo?,114-114.....of course like any decent person +It's very clearly a bird,But it's going too fast for it to be a bird! +"Conversation is usually what we have with fans interested in discussing the game. A disproportionate number of cowboy fans had no interest in that this week. They just came here to be shitty. On any given week you would be hard pressed to find even one shitty troll from the opposing team in any of the posts. This week there was a atleast one in most posts on the front page; literally dozens of trolls. We don't need a safe space, as you so condesendlingly put it. We just like to act like adults and not make asinine comments behind an anonymous user name.",You should just put your phone down and go outside lolololol +Valve Responds to email about Mirage A Site,new meta: only downvoted bugs will get fixxed +Thats because none of those migrants have skills to fill those positions,What happened to doctors and engineers? +does he play the toy on a string? the little ball with jingle bells in it?,LOL +Walmart Shoplifter Flees From Police,I'm really surprised that no shots were fired. +Blonde Babes,1 for the everything +Thanks Obama!,It's Obamas all the way down. +"If you expect monogamy and a real relationship. Yes. If you just want to fuck around noncommittally, it's great.",So my non-monogamous relationship isn't a *real* relationship according to what standard though? +I just would like to know why many of the protagonists are the most insufferable people ever.,"I wouldn't mind that they're insufferable, if some other super attractive character wasn't inevitably obsessed with them." +"Heathers (1989): Veronica hates the girls in her popular clique. Enter mysterious newcomer J.D., who offers her the perfect solution to end their social tyranny.",Sexually perverse photography exhibits involving tennis rackets +K,kk +Twist: red is the most unhappy of all and needs this elaborate cover up.,Definitely. +That doesn't really look like Thor. That dude looks Asian.,Well I mean it is a Thai poster.... +"Going by Civ 5 feats, Longbowmen can fire an extra tile away. In-game, this essentially means they're firing over hundreds of miles away with complete accuracy - depending on some maps, you can fire across entire continents and channels this way. Longbowmen 10/10","oh yeah, because the Civilization series is known for being very historically accurate" +"Facism, communism socialism, capitalism, egalitarianism, oops sorry went to far there. Jokes aside. I absolutly agree. If you cant win an arguemment without supressimg the others voice then there is something wrong with your position.","Nah, just means your argument is the better one!" +Easy way around this is keep chatter benign on a personal phone and then talk all the dirt you want on a burner line.,Or just don't be a criminal wtf. +"I know, I'm a mod. :p I was giving you the look of disapproval for your sneakiness.",Haha there's always a way if you try hard enough ;P +"Why Lydia and Chow? Upon re-watching the show, I am confused about something: From what I understood Chow had been supplying the precursor to Gus. After Gus is killed and the DEA detains all of Gus's/Mike's guys they no longer have access to Chow's chemicals. A few episodes later when Mike is going to kill Lydia for the putting the hit out on him he asks if she can still get precursor. A few episodes later the DEA shows up and busts Lydia's guy in the Madrigal lab in Houston. Lydia then explains the Mike that she no longer has a guy who can work the security gate/warehouse/get the precursor; which to me implies that she had regularly been supply precursor? Or maybe I'm mistaken and her guy in the lab wasn't supplying her with precursor but just general access to the warehouse (i.e. not involved with Gus's cooks)?","From what I gathered, Lydia and the warehouse guy (don't remember his name) would send the precursor to Chow who then was responsible for getting it to the laundry." +I like how they say the same stuff they've been saying for 5 years. In fairness though I don't think EA makes very much money off this game.,you missed +They support uprising groups in Balochistan,Source please. +we tried to tell them. but they didnt listen.,"Oh man youre right, this quote from **Sarah Palin** really changed my mind" +Trump voter lost her home to new Treasury secretary,It technically is Bush's fault +Negan is a LOT more vulgar in the comkcs,Negan says this in the show as well. +Otherkin hatred is coded transphobia.,but reddit is sunshine and rainbows! +I can't think of something more basic than complaining about someone's use of the word literally not beeing literal,I can +What can be added to Mac and Cheese to make it better?,Oh my god I didn't know I had been waiting for this question to be asked but I've been perfecting this recipe over the past 5 or so years: * pepper * chia seeds * sriracha * bonache hatch sauce * pesto * half a bag of frozen peas & carrots or broccoli & cauliflower or both * more milk & butter than you need (I love almond milk and whatever the fuck vegan butter is) * handful of mozzarella Enjoy :) +You can buy this stuff at Walmart,You also don't really need to buy anything from here. +LET THE RAGEFEST BEGIN,YOU FAKEASS NERD YOU'RE THE KIND OF PERSON WHO MADE ARROW S04 POSSIBLE +"Odd glitch on bottom of touchscreen I've searched online and haven't had any luck. This seems to only happen when I am scrolling from the bottom of the screen to the top on an app like Twitter or a Reddit app. It seems when I register a touch and then when I scroll up it seems to jump around and select something even though my finger isn't off the screen. I can't seem to recreate it but it seems to happen on different apps, so I don't think it's a specific app problem. Has anyone else had this? I have yet to do a factory reset but that's my next step.","Don't have this issue (that I've noticed), but thanks a lot for making me lose my place in Reddit trying to replicate this!" +"How would you imagine a dystopian science fiction film set in Seattle? So Los Angeles has Blade Runner, Philadelphia has 12 Monkeys, London has V for Vendetta, etc. Hell, even DC has Minority Report. What would a dystopian sci fi universe look like if it were set in Seattle? Bonus points if you've navel gazed this question enough that you can even envision the plot. Let's not talk about Dark Angel.","The rain hasn't stopped for ages, and an evil corporate overlord has just won the presidency..." +This would never have happened in Tom Baker's era.,It's because Baker's scarf embraced all colors. +"Wall Def rating was 110, Dlo's is 112. So very slightly better.",Bruh you can throw all the stats you want at me and I'm a big fan of Dlo but John wall is 10x the defender Dlo is. +"Yes he could, but it most likely wouldn't do anything. He would still have to pay support.",He should take full custody. +What's with the downvoting??,there are people and/or bots that downvote _everything_ on this DOM +DeRozan top 5 player,top 46 +French Toast Cups,I need this. +"The Game Awards got a copyright claim and now there is no audio throughout the whole video, even though it's the 3rd on trending",That's almost as infuriating as your font +I nominate Iceland. They seem chill.,2nd +"Game Thread: Calgary Flames vs. Minnislashya Wild **Drinking Game:** - Gaudreau slash incident brought up - 3 drinks - Monahan takes a slap shot - 3 drinks - D. Hamilton/Bennett stick infraction penalty - 2 drinks - Brodie/Gio make an stretch pass - 2 drinks - Backlund/Frolik force a turnover - 1 drink - Ferland hits - 2 drinks - Engelland looks like a pylon - 2 drinks - Wideman fucks up - 1 drink - Fight - 3 drinks **Bonus:** * Ice the puck on the PP - 3 drinks * Puck over the boards, delay of game penalty - 2 drinks * Dougie Hamilton trade rumours mentioned - 1 drink * Dubnyk former Oiler mentioned - 2 drinks","If we have to pick between Kevin and Kulak, who would you guys go for?" +"Why isn't Mark Price in the Hall of Fame? Like seriously, why? 4 time all-star, 1 time all-nba first team, 3 time all-nba third team and 50-40-90 club. HE BETTER GET IN SOME DAY!",Hall of Very Good +"Because im easy come, easy go",Song lyric +Which they do regularly anyway,I forgot the +"Now, don't be discouraged by this result FaZe faithful, after you consider all the factors, this is quite a wonderful result for such a new look squad. You reach the semifinal of a top-tier international event, you gain essential experience, and a ton of demos to study and grow from. Sure, you got sorta smashed in the semis, but hey, any team is gonna be hard pressed to put up a fight on those maps vs motherfucking OpTic. However, let's be honest. The path to success is not gonna be easy for FaZe, the main problem is that their stars simply aren't showing up against these tougher opponents. Sure, they'll look good styling on regional opponents with that loose EU playstyle, but when they face true, top tier opponents with the discipline and experience to match (from tarik, RUSH, etc.), it's not gonna look pretty. They crumple and don't play to their scrimmy strengths, and when they do, they get bodied anyway. I thought that this new IGL Careagain could steer FaZe towards playing a more structured NA style, but I suppose it's hard to teach a new dog better tricks. Any region just stepping into the international scene is gonna have it rough, but FaZe here just showed that with more time, the Scandinavians plus one could hang. My big bet is that with more international LANs under their belt, they may be the team to turn this NA dominated scene on its head. :)",Is this a copypasta +"Start Holebas/Morgan? Morgan has the best fixture (bou away), but holebas picked up 2 assists last gw, and city have looked horrible.. Leaning towards holebas",I would take a chance with Holebas +Which free service or product is worth donating to / you donate to?,Your local church. +Get good enough. That's what you can do.,Oh yeah because the guy who play once a week and who got his ass kick by a smurf will want to play again +"I played up to level 27 and I'm not going to lie, I enjoyed it immensely. NY is a great place to roam. Other games took over (Dark Souls 3) and I've not been back but looking forward to the patch and hoping it caters more for single players and 'casual' (time wise) players. The only thing I didn't do in my play through was mess around in the DK (which I did in the beta, but not sure the patch is giving it much love - might be wrong).",The Donkey Kong Zone would be bananas. +A harsh truth about fake news: Some people are super gullible,If you can't see how ridiculous this subreddit has become you are super gullible. +Official Game Thread: Baltimore Ravens (7-5) at New England Patriots (10-2) ...,Edelman smoked Jerraud. +"Deus Vult, Infidel.",They are way different trebuchet is a beauty for sieging and ballista's are great for castle defense +"Why would you want positive karma? It's the same principle, people want a false sense of accomplishment.",Downvoting your comment to give you a false sense of accomplishment +"Work, Play & Chill",fucking WEEEB! +Kidneys?,I would assume that or ribs. +Guys of reddit what do you hate the most about females?,"Whenever I hold a door open for them, they don't suck my dick" +"yeah i didn't intend for that to be on scale, just the shape of the orbit",Have you considered showing just part of the orbit such that it's two diagonal curves? +"Monumento ni Apolinario Mabini sa Malate, Maynila, ginawa nang palikuran",Dabest talaga ang pinoy! +A,L +"Texas law agrees with you. Then again, I feel that most people in Texas who break into a house are aware that it may result in armed resistance.","If you die committing a home invasion in Texas, the obituary lists cause of death as suicide." +The most wonderful time of the year,"I must admit, this is thoroughly entertaining.." +"How do actually fireball-zap something Basically, zap the units you want to kill and then immediately fireball it. If you fireball first, the troops will scatter from knockback and your zap will not hit everything you want it to.","Right before the fireball hits it's target that's when you zap, or if you need to fireball earlier then wait for it to hit then look where the troops scattered and then zap" +"Come to rural America, every high school kid seems to want 4-5 crotch fruits.",The dude said developed world +Oh no! Shitesda is taking the RP out of the G yet again!,Wut? +Wait a second. I just went outside and saw my sky is black. What's wrong with my sky?,Climate Change +What law do you want to break that you haven't yet?,"Nice try, cop who needs to get their arrest quota up." +I hate the purity and goodness bullshit. Because for some reason we lose that goodness when we first have sex and turn into sirens and she-demon sluts. Let me tell you I was a virgin and getting myself off to hardcore porn. Ain't no part of me pure. Shit.,"But... but... sugar and spice, and everything nice!" +And you see where that mentality got us.,I Dropped this +"Chuck Todd via Twitter: GOPers looked at the ballot rules on replacing Trump during the Khan meltdown. Bottom line: if he didn't vacate by Sept 1, they were stuck.",Clinton playing 36D Backgammon by tanking in the polls and letting the GOP think ever so quickly that they could win. +Everything in LoL is original and not copied from anything else.,"yeah, because joe miller totally did not exist before LoL" +Anyone not making a map Am I literally the only one?,idk +Fun fact:you are never more than a meter away from a spider! Sleep well! (Minus the caps and on land),Is that because you eat 5 every night so you're carrying them around with you? +are KDB's crosses always so nice?,Yes. +What warning is almost always ignored?,Don't date crazy +Your wife's teeth are getting me excited for the Kentucky Derby,He's remembering the last blowjob she gave. +I had no idea ATT was still at 70% capacity. Just assumed it was empty now.,I couldn't find anything more recent than an article that said the building would be at 70% once AT and T was gone. +"also the fact that they are 2 imports , which would fill up all possible slots for the team for example TSM would need to drop Sven and then find a good NA Jungler thats teamless right now or c9 would need to drop impact and jensen",So NA isn't an option as they already have too many imports LUL +This kills the liver.,Yeah but the medicine will just fix it. +"Yeah, im attracted to children, am I okay?","it's ok , you are the same age as them kiddo" +No such thing as infinite speed. Even in theory.,Scientists should increase the speed of light so we can go faster +"It seems nobody here understands much of anything, reading these comments. It's a clusterfuck of ignorance and delusion.",That's the thing about politics: everyone thinks they're an expert. +"Some of those drawings are squanchy, but there are a few that are really squanchy.","I can't believe you just said that, it's So offensive." +"Nope there is SG-1, Atlantis, and Stargate universe.. all are on hulu.",What's this Stargate universe that you're referring to? +Sergio Aguero red card and the subsequent fracas following it.,"Nah nah only Costa is a cunt, though?" +Jailbreak reference in Watch_Dogs 2,"How ironic is it, that my phone froze when I opened this post and wouldn't work until I restarted... The jailbreak does cause viruses guys!" +BREAKING: Cam Newton (concussion) ruled out vs. Buccaneers,"If j.stewart plays, what do you think of starting him?" +What typical Libertarian view do you NOT have?,ITT: a bunch of goddamn socialists! +"That's a tiny demonstration module. A ship of several (going into dozens if not hundreds) of tonnes, will have too much mass to balance instantly like that. I think slight sway when hovering over a landing pad is realistic.","OP's just talking about how the thrusters fire, not how the ship responds." +Actually EU is for Extended Universe,Although where it extends to remains unclear. +"Suggestion: Destroyed cameras should be removed from the list of remaining cameras Just a small QoL change. It already happens with drones for the attatckers and Valkyrie's cameras, so why not apply that property to the regular camera? It'd make cycling through the list slightly less tedious at times, and if it is destroyed, you'd never want to use it anyway. Unless you like staring at static.","This used to be the case, but it was changed to what it is now so that you can tell what cameras are broken without having to switch to them." +Masturbation.,Ah +Mac address.,No he said PC. +Real digits have curves,What about imaginary digits? +A win today would be awesome. If we go into this month hot and have a good December we could emerge as a real playoff team.,But its so much more fun to scrape into the playoffs in the last few games though! +My friends found this gorgeous 40 year old piano outside on the street,what's if it's one of those play me im yours and you just brought it back lol +"Who do you want next: Zul'jin or Malthael ? I know Zul'jin was teased and I don't mind seeing him in the Nexus soon, but given the anniversary of Diablo on 31 december, wouldn't Malthael, the Reaper of Souls, be more suitable to be released after Ragnaros, in early January ? What is your preference? Malthael, Zul'jin or someone else?",This game needs more heroes from a game that inst Wow... +Roll call for 10/11 NYC show Its gonna be a great show! Hope whoever else is going will enjoy it!,i was there awesome show +The truth hasnt been relevant for them post 9/11,HAHAHAHAHA 10/10 GOOD ORIGINAL CONTENT THIS IS A GOOD DISCUSSION WE ARE HAVING LE UPBOATS MY GOOD SIR FELLOW REDDITER +Stop playing the fourth line,Why can't hakstol play the 1st line 45 minutes a game? +California hopefully won't be a part of this country in 4 years. They can kindly fuck off with their 55 votes.,Save me and my guns from this place. +Why do people hate Twilight(Legendary GS)? It bothered me when I read in the chat few times how much they hate Twilight.,"coz they are just jealous, they can't wear it from their wallet" +My student loan debt.,"More specifically, the number of payments I have left." +Y'all ready for the 600$ Gildan hoodies? Mastermind Japan x ASSC,WHERES THAT DUDE THAT CALLED THIS. +127 HOURS of editing in 18 minutes of pure entertainment. ALL ABOARD THE TRAINHARDT !,Were any of the To be continued actually continued? +My One Bedroom Spot,What is that thing on the wall with the curly cord? +redditor illegally fuses human and centipede DNA together to create a new species and claims it was a problem with the panorama.,How is the baby the only one affected by this panoramic distortion and the background remains completely unchanged? +Resident Evil 7 Tape-3 RESIDENT EVIL,are they fucking at the end +"As someone who won't be able to play part II please cherish every moment you get when playing the game. I was absolutely blown away by the trailer to the point of tears, I don't cry much at all. The first game was an artistic masterpiece both in story telling and aesthetic, I imagine part II will be the same if not better and it fucking hurts to know I won't be able to play it.",May I ask why you won't be able to play it? +Took a few pictures in Toronto a few weeks ago,What a bland and sterile city. +"obama trying his best to sabotage Trump before he takes office, will risk destroying our entire country to do it",Donald doesn't need any help doing that. +Octane distortion,I'm open to most things though. +no problem :D the biggest difference I think between Ghost Vs Cortana (Other than assumed gender) is that Ghost is a companion while Cortana was more or less Master Chiefs conscience (a'la Jiminy Cricket/Pinocchio). Little Golden Books will be what I raise any future kids of mine on :),I got them for my kids. +Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up sped up every time he says Never,Well played +Plz can hav key,Psh you probably just made this account to get a key. +You must have fallen off a log at the top of the tree and hit every branch on the fucking way down man,Wtf dude that's like super rude +"Mass delete messages? So I had a bit of a party with the people in the discord I own, something we do on the 19th of every month from now on which we call Arturo day. We spammed the general chat with cancer for about an hour, but now I'm not sure how to clear it up, as I want to remove all the spam messages we sent. Is there/will there be a way to mass delete messages in a discord channel? Thanks in advance!","Get a bot, I suggest Mee6." +That pretty much sums it up lol. The guy is always enjoyable to watch/listen to.,it's funny because a couple years ago he was one of the most hated for little to no reason +"Oh, wasnt this sub shitting on SEA, saying Excecration and WG didnt deserve to be there, that they should have been replaced by real teams, all that shit? It takes me great pleasure to say this: *what now haters?*","You're full of shit, WGU qualified, they weren't invited." +there is only 4 hours of day left in west europe D:,Europe isn't real people +Literally the only difference between Warrior and Guardian is that one uses magic and the other physical.,Athena as a physical character I think would work better in the jungle then in support. +Fox News Reports Trump Tower is Being Evacuated for a Bomb scare Trump is not there,Donald Trump is at his Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida +Assertion? Why?,Debugging? +The Black Box was the best! For me. Not for the people I pubstomped with it.,fucking crutch +Neolithic limestone cult mask found in Israel. Historians believe shamans or tribal chiefs wore the mask during a ritual masquerade honoring the deceased.,[insert Jojo jokes here] +This is the correct answer. F all of those NFC East teams.,It truly is the NFL BEAST this year. +*totez adorbz,*toast absorbs +"Kaby Lake vs. Zen was gonna be irrelevant. It's gonna be Skylake-X vs. Zen that'll be important. Don't expect much out of Kaby Lake-X either, it'll be just like Birdshit and Birdshit-E. Given this, I'd be fearful that not even a cent gets knocked off of Skylake CPUs if it's just Skylake with a few hundred MHz of steroids.","Just picked my 6700k yesterday for 250 from microcenter, so they are definitely coming down in price.." +"Issa: I should comfort my best friend since she's heartbroken. Issa to Issa: Nah instead, rap about her broken pussy",You gotta put the caption in the picture bruh +Hey i know you from somewhere!,i didnt know somewhere is a place! +"Barbecue is Texas' national dish, not America's.",What's more American than Texas? +Then don't read into it,"Okay, let me just unplug my internet for the next 2 years." +100% bush,It's like a tiny mushroom in a forest. +StrAegrs gunna stragle,Donovan is Skull Knight #**CONFIRMED** +"Yeah that silver option is really the GOAT this year when it comes to design. Then again, the XZ gives it a run for it's money.",I want to see the XZ in person soo bad. +"Ok what is he, fucking 21?",He could've been 9 or 10 or 11 or 12 as well +"alright,ill think about it and let you know when i decide, thanks.",ok +How Eleague sees the world,How the world should be +Jared Leto & Jake Gyllenhaal are secretly one person,"In the face maybe, but Jake is way taller and probably more muscular." +"I mean it's great and all that you disagree with a kind of post, but you really don't have to comment saying *you* don't like it. Just like you don't care for his post, I don't think anyone cares for your comment.","Hey Chris I just won treasure chest locals, praise me" +"Great job, folks. Way to prove to the DNC and the world at large that you're even dumber than they thought you were :|","But, you see, this was about showing those insider elites at the DNC that we won't play by their rules!" +"Earlier i bet. The gaming and tech industry advance a lot, VR put a fresh touch on gaming. By 2020 we will have an almost real world VR GTA experience, i would put a lot of money on this. Now if only i had money for a decent pc and vr that would be greeeeeeeat because i am broke as fuck.","Highly unlikely, VR development goes slower than you perceive it" +Benzos have genuinely left me afraid to ever take any pill again. It's the only fear I think about on a regular basis.,You'd rather see me and a pimp than me and Lorenzo rollin' in the benzos +When circus folk have a racket on the local water supply,Reminds me of the mini game in mario party for N64 +Don't let that distract you from the fact the Indians blew a 3-1 series lead in the World Series.,Indiana are the Hoosiers not the Indians +Who the hell is getting into this playoff,"After further review, the committee selects Pitt as they're the lone team to defeat two P5 conference champions..." +"unless she is a genetic clone, like they did one time with sheeps",Cloning is illegal in U.S because of that. +Meanwhile you'd have to revive 16 people to get that many points,Bear in mind you get mountains of points for healing now +My mother lives out of state and my DH sort of called her without thinking. We did agree after this to not let her anywhere near news until my family has it first or I'm ready to have it on facebook.,That makes sense. +"Just a little gas to get the grill going again, WCGW?",Dog won't last long with that demeanor. +For me the dissonance has more to do with the fact he's not on the Oilers anymore than with the Devils.,I don't think the oilers have ever given away such a good player. +Free pussy for everyone,That butt! +The daily struggle of Bernie supporters,"Hi, How will you solve it?" +"Looking at the stats of the google cloud dashboard, everything is normal. You sure its the app engine and not from the actual game or something?","OMG YOU SOUND LIKE THE NETWORK TECHS AT MY JOB, I HATE THEM." +"What are some logical fallacies SJWs commonly use? Recently I've been trying to learn more critical thinking skills and I noticed that SJWs and to an extent the alt-right use a manner of fallacies in their posts to manipulate their audience/opponents. I know a few of the easy ones like ad hominem, reducto ad Hitlerum/Godwin's Law, strawman, confirmation bias, etc. but I'm curious about some that you've personally seen or some that are used across the board.",Feels over reals. +1c1+1c2 reg. Charkrams,lol do this add me Dieterino +I Call BULLSHIT ... Muslim Teen Says She Was Verbally Attacked By Trump Supporters On NYC Subway ... How Did The Media Track Her Down When Police Can't Find Witnesses?,I really believe in her. +Autistic boy will only drink out of one cup. Cup breaks after 10+ years and is no longer manufactured. Company hears about it and makes 500 just for him.,We should literally just kill everyone that's slightly different from me. +What I fail to understand is why would race have an effect on a health system? Why would being homogenous or not mean universal health care can't be implemented?,"As far as I can tell Americans somehow decide how much tax they're going to pay individually, and because they're so different New Yorkers don't want to support Texans and vice versa so they pay shit taxes so they can't afford healthcare." +Winter Storm Warning in Hawaii,Totally debunks climate warming. +"You're right, I love listening to robots get raped.",Call 911 now! +Coincides with a resurgence of Chelsea flairs. Probably just a coincidence.,That's only beacsue there isn't a Kanye flair +TIL Ted Nugent dodged the draft by pooping in his pants for a week,A real American hero... +Add flat Earth there in the mix because I've come across that as well.,HAAHAAHAA WAKE UP SHEEPLE +Which is a good thing,"Yeah - who needs to learn, drink clean water, or get paid for work?" +FYI almost certain APCs are made with Japanese fabric sewn in China.,Macao is not exactly China. +wats the inter net,"That is easy, it is the international network!" +"Men of Reddit, what makes a woman intimidating?",A nice pair of mustaches. +"Damn. When I read this reference letter, I was thinking wow 1888 was a very long time ago. Then I read your post and PD has a son who lived until 2005. That really connects the man in the letter to the present day. You do very good work.",It's things like this that help me understand why things like systemic racial attitudes stick around. +"This covering not only means a cloth but also can refer to a woman's hair length. How can we say that? We must take this verse in the context or the setting in which it is presented. Does not even nature itself teach you that if a man has long hair, it is a dishonor to him? But if a woman has long hair, it is a glory to her; for her hair is given to her for a covering (1 Corinthians 11:14-15). Therefore, in the context of this passage, a woman who is wearing her hair longer marks herself out distinctively as a woman and not a man. The Apostle Paul is saying here that in the Corinthian culture, when a wife's hair was longer than her husband's, it showed her submission to his headship. The roles of the male and female are designed by God to portray a profound spiritual lesson, that is of submission to the will and the order of God. Nice try though.","Lol, don't worry, nobody here really takes a lot of things OP says seriously." +"Should have used mongodb. For data that big, Postgresql cannot handle.",You dropped this: +Why? No one would use this,Speak for yourself +"Not to be a dick, but what the fuck does Pogba have to do with Nainggolan?",They are both football players +"Waiting for my 15 spirit orbs for 24 h now, anyone made the same experience? Hey guys , I am very disappointed because I bought 15 spirit orbs yesterday and paid with PayPal but I dind't get my orbs. I contacted the support, they asked me for the transaction number but they didn't reply after I sent it to them. I am waiting for 24 h now and there is still no response or orbs. My last purchase had the same issues. Is it the same for you guys, too? Or is it just me who is unfortunate here ? :(","i use steam wallet for my purchases and theyre all pretty much instant so can't say i have, for now just wait on support, hope it works out for you." +"Discovered Vallejo mud, tested on this GMC","Little dark, but looks great." +You can actually get ripped off anywhere in china as well as meet the nicest kindest most generous people. Florida is actually similar.,"No way, places have different people in them?" +It kinda does I'm just overall not sure how my family would take it but they would not be happy,"Then be safe, we don't want you on the news" +Its on my to-do list. I'm going for quest cape so I'll have to do it eventually.,"You've gotta really make sure that to-do list is hyper detailed and contains a perfect, flawless plan for completing your goals before you even think about setting one foot outside of the ge..." +"So, it's lights out here in Tondela, and the safety car is out!","safety car out, the wind is too strong to race!" +Yesterday your beloved group set off a bomb in my country. How's that for triggering alt- righters?,"No no, you don't understand, they were just bashing the fash, anyone who got hurt probably deserved it for being a horrible capitalist." +NRA-ILA | New Jersey: Assembly Committee to Hear More Gun Control Schemes introduces micro stamping and registry.,I'm sure *this* gun control law will finally stop the violence in our cities +how much were the 750s?,"1100 off of StockX, they're the only yeezy I'll probably ever have in my collection lol" +The highest damage I've seen,Lee's max damage is around 50k i think +A fifth? What happened to the Fourth?,"I got confused by reddit over the last few months, isn't Trump the fourth reich?" +"Alex Galchenyuk will play his 300th game today, 1st player to do it from the 2012 draft class, which he also leads in goals and assists",But does he lead in points? +Wait a minute... was TDH always Free-to-play? Because it is NOW. (Could've sworn it cost money... Weird.),I think it was around 5 doalers. +Thanks! :D,No prob buddy! +"Yeah, as someone with OCD (and for other people it would be too) this is a huge deal. Even with therapy and meds, having someones arm pressed against me for an entire flight would send me spiraling into an anxiety attack, they would have to deal with my repetetive compulsions and me sweating on them. They'll have to listen to me say the same words over and over, tap my knees in sets of four, shake my head, and possibly shake my hands for the entire flight. But that's no big deal, right?",This. +"CFP Selection Show It's finally time: Who's in, who's out? It's the 3rd College Football Playoff Selection show! Two threads will be posted when the rankings are revealed: a general thread, and a joke/meme-free serious discussion thread.","Use your inside voice, PJ." +Can we not compare Brexit to Trump? Brexit is 0.0001% as bad a decision.,Can you give me a source on that number? +{{Fiend Comedian}},"So, basically, Head I get grave set up, Tails your grave gets banished." +Won't the Chiefs send Oak to the #5 wild card if they win at home against Oak this Thurs? They already beat them once in Oakland.,"Assuming we end the season with the same record, yes." +And if your aunt had balls she'd be your UNCLE!,Now THIS means nothing with the DEFENSE. +Broccoli is confusing,I imagine the first human interaction with broccoli went something like this. +Bouncers with notorious dicks,You can go ahead and get your gay porn out of here sir +Alan Branch started dancing to I Wanna Dance With Somebody in front of Devin McCourty. McCourty just walked away.,JUST IN: Devin McCourty a locker room cancer? +How is Joel being the protagonist more realistic?,Because women are weak and helpless and must always be protected +I've had to put up with a lot this year. But this... this was the last straw.,you stopped using straws? +WHO'S CALVIN?,There will only ever be one. +i'm pretty sure it's just two pics of two different people on the same day,You mean photos were not in black and white in 1991? +"Influence only works within certain boundaries, even if we ignore the human egos involved and only consider money, which is the most generous assumption to make for Trump. If Comcast/NBC pressures SNL into cutting Baldwin, creatives will treat the network like it's radioactive. Not just comedies either. Profits then tank. Content is still king and the networks know it.",If NBC runs out of shows they could always put Jay Leno back in primetime every night! +"TIL that Tim Lincecum is one of two MLB pitchers to win multiple World Series championships, two Cy Young Awards, throw multiple no-hitters, and be elected to multiple All-Star Games. The other pitcher being Sandy Koufax.",Yeah but he's no Brandon Morrow +Got him from a premium hero crystal,LOLFUCKINGNOOBCOMEBACKWHENUHAVEA4*ULTRON +Neon,Prolly sounds like a Ferrari and runs 8 second quarters +"I am looking forward to the holidays this year. I'm gonna be serving up crow for my SO's grandpa to eat. Last Christmas, this former Bishop in their church, started ranting and raving about Muslims and how we should be closing down mosques. I call him out for it, considering he just prayed to be more like christ. Huge fight ensues. Girlfriend runs upstairs crying, leaving me with this basket of deplorables.","In-laws are the fucking worst, right?" +By the time I figured out what the hell was going on in this scenario I realized I don't give a fuck.,But her husband is in the hospital! +"Reviews of this game are also very telling. When I looked on Metacritic on release night, there was a 10/10 review from a user who adored the game's nuanced take on modern masculinity and friendship and then a 0/10 review from a user who was furious that the game featured a bunch of pansy-ass boy band members.",Shocking. +Our defense really does feed off of Derek and the offense.,Proof that he is the heart and soul of the team +"He plays more DOTA 2, he was top of the ladder at 8000 mmr. He still plays a good bit of league tho.","master at LoL, 8000 mr dota2, grandmaster in HS...." +"I guess it depends on your run club. My run club is show up at this time and run together and there are like 4 - 10 of us. A parkrun seems a lot more organized, and much larger.","It's also similar to what a lot of running stores do--Sunday morning runs, Wed night runs, etc." +That is an absurd image to have at the ready.,That's because this is OPs second account +Doesn't matter. Step 1) Pence Resigns Step 2) Trump nominates his daughter to fill the vice Presidency office. Step 3) Ivanka confirmed by the Senate Step 4) Trump resigns and Ivanka becomes the 46th President of the United States,I'm with her. +I've never been happier in my life,Only down side is that now you are addicted to Reddit. +Wow thanks Brown.,Fire Brown. +Which one of you prank called C-Span?,I don't know sounded like genuine cuck to me ...if only there had been mention of Tendies well then..... ;) +I thought it was Weeden?,"It was more of a group effort between Weeden, Cassel, and Kellen Moore." +Post TLC 2016 Match Discussion: WWE Smackdown Tag Team Championship Match - Randy Orton & Bray Wyatt Vs. Heath Slater & Rhyno (c) Randy Orton & Bray Wyatt win after Orton hits the RKO on Rhyno. NEW CHAMPS!,Let's take a moment to think about just how good a match between Luke Harper & Randy Orton is going to be. +"Quick update ... Jonathan Toews out again, injury 'not getting better'","I feel soooooo bad for him, the Blackhawks, and their fanbase" +How do you guys feel about the ss17 lowtop geobaskets?,shape reminds me of those cute little shoes with the red heart on them +That would explain why I've inherently read these comments in a Ralph from the Simpsons voice.,Maybe they are talking about Stem cell research +"Except, I would have expected Hell for Michigan.",That isn't lewd though. +"A cool thing about Likkrit and ANX They lost the first game... After the 2nd game Likkrit comes out and apologizes for his actions afterwards and really owned up to his actions. They lost their last game and he, once again, came out and apologized. For his opponent's actions. Just a really cool thing I noticed :)",That was really cool of him to mention G2 and it was overal just a really good speech of him. +"What are you talking about? I totally wrote Corade, not sir. Why would you think i wrote sir?",You sit on a throne of lies! +What music software to pros use to make music?,They use Logic and only Logic because my favorite guy uses Logic and I use Logic...... +What a terrible statement,What's wrong with what I said. +12/12/2016 OCG Japan Decklists,I got super excited when i seen the title for the metalfor deck and didnt see zoodiacs....and then i seen the deck list and cried. +"People are horrible in this way. Enemy soldier is clearly hacking? Nope I'm just salty. Some stupid bug happens? Nope, I'm salty. Lagspikes through the roof? Nope, salty I hate this atmosphere on the forums and in-gme",Listing very well organized points on the Internet Salty +"Are you a brand loyalist? If so, which brand and why? I think most of us in the car community are, but I want to hear everyones' loyal brand if they have one. I will admit I am a Lexus loyalist, having owned three of them and only being 19. My reasoning is the reliability. My cars have never left me stranded and being on a college budget, I can't afford to fix any problems that arise.",I have no loyalty +"Him in the morgue was actually part of the blooper reel, he really did come back to life",All hail Xenu +"people are trashing on this album and i swear they aren't even actually listening to it. everything is so much deeper. for example, **zombies** is about the ugly side of the entertainment industry and artist signing their lives away. *we're eating you for profit...*",But its not rap so why listen? +I'm pretty sure it's because he knows the owner is okay with it. Not inherently because the owner is nearby.,"I guess that's more what I meant, but yea you're right." +"Okay, any brands you recommend?",Maille whole grain +Nah mans 2012,"I've got 2010 to work with, what do you want me to do mate?" +"Buttercream icing. it appears to have split a little, but it is delicious.","It also appears to have been put on when the rolls were still too hot, causing it to melt and run off the sides." +Anorexic? I could understand bulimic but she's looks pretty normal weight-wise.,"Everyone at a healthy weight is anorexic, obviously." +William = MiB confirmed!,"I dunno, man: what about Logan, huh?" +I think that just shows that Obama was able to positively counteract Trump's negative effect. If Trump became president right away we'd see it go all the way down.,"Not a Trump supporter, but I think you missed an" +Thats...weird advice because shows vary widely in cost...or was this sarcasm?,Nope not at all +"Shower Thought: Atk Spd is CDR for Autos and CDR is Atk Spd for Abilities. CDR reduces the cooldown time between abilities, and attack speed reduces the cooldown time between auto attacks.","Not quite, CDR doesn't decrease the cast time of spells." +Police apologise after Nickelback reacts to a threat to punish drunk drivers with their music,They had to apologize for saying that they will use torture? +"Will they ever buff Demented Frostcaller? I mean from 4mana to 3mana, so its atleast a ok flamewaker replacement :P",They never buffed a card so far afaik so I wouldn't count on it +"but your change... who farms a refresher on clock?.. it's way to hard to do that since you can't rush a fast refresher. you need blademail, force staff, aghs and others",Why buy aghs for a 12 second cooldown when you could buy refresher for only 600 more and have a 0 second cooldown and have double battery assault? +":D FLUFFY ROMANCE? CHARACTER INTERACTION? THAT'S ALL I WRITE! Hold hold on I got this. Lets see here. Linkffn(Finding an Alpha) This one is my pride and joy at the moment. It's Also my longest fic at the moment. It features a male Naruto and a Tsundere Female Kiba. It's got a lot of fluff! Like so much fluff. linkffn(Naruto is Not a Teddy Bear) My more or less completed fic and my earliest work. It's pure straight Naruto x Female Gaara fluff. linkffn(The Sound of Freedom) Newer story, and not quite fluffy yet, largely because Tayuya is prickly. This one features a crippled Tayuya and a Naruto that accidently falls in love with her due to over exposure with shadow clones. Linkffn(Shattered Resolve by Yojimbra) This one is my personal favorite. It's a one shot. But it's real fluffy at points. Okay that's all. I'm going to go back to write Finding an Alpha 11 now!",Shattered resolve: linkffn(12075231) +When you accidentally take a picture of yourself while trying to unlock the phone,Accidentally ok sure r/oopsdidntmeanto +"I read in an interview with the SilencerCo CEO, he said it was 12 cans were used in a crime. Of course no word if they were legal or not. Like the machine gun owners. I think it was 1 or 2 legal machine guns used in a crime. The stats are crazy low.",Well that's just evidence that the law is working! +Does a town having more white people make it racist? I don't understand what the point you're trying to make is.,"Apparently, if you pile enough white people into a single area it just becomes a Klan meeting." +Heatwave Crimson Lighting or ALPHA/BETA ITEMS [PC] [H]Heatwave [W]Crimson Lighting or ALPHA/BETA ITEMS,"upvoted for visibility, wow!" +"Fucking Gainax Mami tho. Is that a statue of **her** head crashing into the city at the beginning, or just a generic head? Because it reminds me of her hairstyle... I'm so hyped for this movie and I have so many more questions now.",I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be her head +No one wants to help Donald Trump build a registry of Muslims: Tech giants Microsoft and IBM have said they would refuse to help create a registry of Muslim Americans under Trump's presidency,Let's hope he gives them a choice. +He is balanced :P the only guardian I have an issue with is kumba when played on solo... Because after he gets pen boots he insta clears wave and is unkillable with vanguard against a warrior :P,Vanguard tilts me real hard +I have so many of these saved for my own emotional emergencies. I'm glad to have the chance to share them!,"That's a great idea, I think I might start saving them as well." +"as long as Trump is claiming that millions of votes were illegal cast against him, I don't see how Republicans can justify *not* recounting as many states as possible.","You don't understand, this is a completely *different* matter." +"I actually know who that is. That's Alan K. Eikens, or Alan Kutcher Eikens. He's Ashton's father (Ashton took his middle name as his last name, sort of like how Natalie Portman took her Grandmother's name). The reason I know who that is is the guy standing to his right (our left) wearing the beret is my dad, Stan Pugianni. And the best part about this whole thing is they auditioned together because they lost a football bet when passing the casting office which was postered looking for extras. My dad and Alan are still friends and I've actually had Ashton over to our house for thanksgiving *before* his stint on That 70's Show. He was just as funny as you'd imagine and his dad is just as funny so you can see where they got their sense of humor. My one funny story from thanksgiving was when Ashton and I were sitting and fighting over who got the last turkey leg, his dad leaned in and said, Boys, whatever you decide on remember one thing. Don't just believe what people write on the internet. It could be completely fabricated",... and then he beat you with jumper cables? +"There's always a way around them, though. If players want to sit on a turret and camp, zip around behind them and poop a grenade.",But I want to be able to rush in and 1-shot everything and not ever get killed and not ever have to modify my playing style +quaker parrots are the goat.,"Nah they're birds, not goats!" +You're going to hate this but... I don't like Jordan Rudess,You're discrediting him quite a bit just for the sake of his sounds. +What adc are still left to pickup?,XPeke +That is really scary... Hopefully if I'm getting surgery my brain will just be a dear and put me in shock if I wake up and/or repress the fuck of the memories. Seriously good God. I had my wisdom teeth removed. I have this memory of sort of waking up (I couldn't see anything but I remember being conscious but tired as fuck) and trying so hard to make a noise to tell the surgeon so they'd put me under again. I couldn't feel anything but was afraid I would soon. This could just as easily have been a dream I have while under. Also I remember a big green spaceship flying over me but I'm a little less curious about the reality of that one.,"You may be interested to know that even when they put you under with anesthesia, they also give local anesthetic to numb the area." +Based Dr Carson officially picked to Make InnerCity America Great Again,Lol did they pick him for the inner city cuz he's black +You sound like a butthurt little 12 year old.,Jokes on you I'm 7 +"Opinions on 87 rated IF Red Card Dimitri Payet? Did I not get the message that IF's this year don't do a damn thing or does Payet's 87 rated card just suck? I have tried him at CAM and CM (mainly CAM) and he has 98 long shots with a Hawk Chem Style. 98 long shots and he has 4 goals/2 assists in 22 games. He also has 90 passing and ONLY 2 Assists? In Game he feels good that's why I've kept him there for 22 games but geez at least put some figures up on your stats, you're playing CAM for christ's sake The only goals he has scored? 4 Free Kicks... go figure with the 94 Free Kick Accuracy. It feels good when I pop a FK with him but those don't come as often as a chance at a long shot does. Does he just suck In Game or what? His Face Card Stats and IG Stats look so intriguing but I'm thinking of just putting him on the bench and bring Martial back to ST then moving Lacazette to CAM instead. (Sadly.... Lacazette has performed better at CAM with 30 goals/17 assists in 40 games) Maybe the little midget sucks and I didn't get the memo... :/","Why write red, its the same card as the inform" +Drone picture of this field in Moscow,This would make an awesome Rocket League arena +Arctic air to invade majority of US this week,Can't wait for the comments of Republicans will say hurr durr climate change is a myth +What are you guys doing on Christmas?,"Nothing, I am Orthodox and I celebrate Christmas at 7th January." +Context?,Pet the rabbit too hard... +"Shouldn't you still hate draft in Leagues? At first, like everyone else, I didn't think it'd matter to hate draft in leagues because of cross pods. I think this made sense at the beginning of the format when there were so many players/games going on. Now, you have virtually the same wait time for a friendly queue as a good ol' fashioned 8-4 and at this point most players don't even need time for a deckbuilding break other than lands and click submit and play fairly quickly after the draft is over. Seeing as how you had to wait five minutes just for the pod to fill, if you queue up right away to play aren't the chances pretty good you'll be facing off against someone in the same draft pod as you? I'm assuming 0-0 players face off against other 0-0 players... if that's not the case then wtf?","No, because you shouldn't have been hate-drafting in the first place." +Can someone explain who FMPONE is? I get that he makes maps but he doesn't work for valve. Do they still pay him to make changes to the maps?,"He is one of the most famous map creator for the Steam workshop, and btw he also the one who create cache and updating it, so he is not directly working for valve even if he have a map in the active duty map pool" +This is a disgrace. We do not welcome homophobes who make it their supreme purpose to travel around on a tour denigrating minorities. I assure you this progressive campus will deny him a platform for his hateful and bigoted views.,This is so progressive. +Very unlikely indeed. Listening to Reddit you would think it's a sure thing.,"Listening to Reddit earlier this year, you'd think Sanders would've been President by the largest landslide in our history." +Nintendo Switch Is Not Backwards Compatible With Physical 3DS or Wii U Games,aww what a bummer that means i'm gonna have to enjoy new games instead of old games man how terrible. +How did you get photo mode to not look like shit on PC?,About 30 minutes of moving sliders around and different camera angles +"Just because my mother is Jewish, does not mean that I am. It's not a phase, mom. It's my choice!",You are Mixed race (first degree Jew) according to German Nuremberg Laws. +Network and Application Security is where the money is these days in the IT sphere.,IT security has about 10 -15 years before the same thing will happen to it +How do I install Last of Us on a PC again?,Playstation Streaming? +what racist support did they receive?,Dude he already posted links to some highly reputable blogs proving his point! +"Teen birth rate in the US by state, 2014 data","The color scheme is biased, it presupposes that more teen pregnancies is a bad thing" +"I don't have friends because I refuse to make friends with degenerates. I'm as happy as I can be in the sick world after I have realised the truth. I don't get triggered when I go to the gym, I just don't like being laughed at and used by Chad and Scotty for their gratification. I actually do have a 9-9 job and am highly educated, but I could have a better job and wouldn't have had to abandon my PhD if not for inceldom.",lol i wish i had your life +"Why do people think we are drafting a QB? I honestly don't think the Jets will draft a QB that high in this year's draft. They have Hackenberg, who is a project, and they have Petty who is also still kind of a project but should be starting right now. Fitzpatrick is gone after this year, and I think our needs extend well beyond QB play. We need to follow the Dallas strategy and build a competent o-line. If I have to watch Ben Ijalana give up another sack I will shoot myself in the face. Back to the QB situation, I think it's much more realistic for the Jets to keep Hack and Petty, and sign a veteran rental like Brian Hoyer. I really hope that we don't waste a first rounder on a QB, because it simply isn't our biggest need.",I believe for any team that doesn't have a franchise QB on the roster that their biggest need is QB. +I had a game today where the slardar with me had higher base damage and took almost every cs which I couldn't do shit about since wet tissue damage and all. How do I play around this?,I've found flaming your lane mate until they abandon to be effective. +Is catmom bat dads wife? Also my phone wanted to autocorrect to catman.... and is now autocorrecting catman to Cayman....,"Catmom, batdad, and robins." +Can i disable Ragnaros in fort form with Sylvanas? ^^Kappa,No you can't but... you can use mindcontrol and move him in a random edge while the fort form +Punish me,Downvoted but only because you asked for it NotLikeThis +420 ANANOSCOPE,420 *NANANOSCOPE +That springsuit must tickle Mike then because whoever was in it was LAUGHING like a maniac at the ghost children. Why would Mike laugh at them?,Nervous laughter + heartbeat + wet suit = Spring Lock Trigger +When is Susano to Nike Going to Get Avatars? ^^^ Because I would REALLY like a Terra or Izanami avatar to have because I like to have the avatars of my diamonds. I rather not see another exclusive cutesy 'only available in chest' avatar... Like honestly,I'm pretty sure they aren't... Which sucks because I want my Thoth avatar :( +The banner up has the SWC teams though. Seems like they already changed it.,"Ooooooh okay, I'm on mobile right now and I thought you were talking about the Nike banner" +-appoints black guy Oh its just because hes black. Hes trying to make us not be able to call him a racist. What a fucking racist!,Progressives are anti-racist! +ios 10 beta 6 is out... The wait goes on...,"Damn I can't wait till iOS 10 goes public, really want to try it out, but scared of the battery issues on these betas" +I think something is wrong here.....,"Took him 14 years, but he EARNED that blocks record." +So I'm gonna guess he's gonna be our biggest signing this year. Was gonna wait and see the full roster before I cop too.,Oh I'm sure Chicharito will be a little more impressive +"Not easily, but possible. Really, when it comes to networking, there's a lot more going on than simply passing bits from point a to point b. First off, he's using WiFi. That right there will add to the semi-unreliability of speed testing due to the nature of WiFi and how it works. (It's a half-duplex technolgy that has to accept and cope with any and all interference it encounters, including other wireless devices.) Second, we don't know what his computer was doing at the time. (File transfers. If the bandwith is already in use, it can't be tested. IE: If you have a 10 Megabit by 10 Megabit connection, and are using 2 Megabits download and 4 Megabits upload, the most a speedtest can show you is 8x6.) Third, we don't know what load the network his speedtest server is on. (IE: A ton of speedtests ran at the same time to the same server. 10 Gigabits can be eaten up pretty darn quick for a short period of time.) I'm not saying OP is gaming the system, or that his ISP is entirely in the clear. There's just a lot more going on behind the scenes that could adversely affect his connection that may or may not be correctable. :)",Thanks for the really informative reply +Barron Trump for Chief Technology Officer!,papa's in the house! +He complained about the bias treatment. I was a GWB fan and I respected SNL's portrayal (negative as it was) of GWB. With Trump you can tell the cast just hates him and wants to make him look as bad as possible.,"Trump has been advertising his personality pervasively throughout the years, so I find it difficult for satirists and comedians to not find anything to make light of." +Judge Declares Mistrial In Fatal Police Shooting Of Walter Scott,I for one can't wait for an education on both the law and the meaning of peaceful protest. +This is why I need a police megaphone installed on my car Find the gas and move your ass!!!!,"I am typically yelling and making gestures to other drivers that the pedal they are looking for is the one on the right, especially since the area I live in the merge zone onto the highway is exactly 2 car lengths until you're now on the offramp for the next exit." +please disregard the Activate Windows message on the bottom,dude you are reporting - sweet Microsoft bounty coming my way. +"Runescape in SLI With all of the new updates coming out for support of anistropic filtering, uncompressed textures and higher resolutions, are there any plans to also provide support for SLI?",Yes my pc master race brother we must max it out at 144pfs / 5k / nvidia surround. +3/3 null abuse and people don't consider this as a bug abusing? Wtf where is the reddit nazi's,"Agreed these heathens are just as bad as duriel321, ban them!" +"I don't mind Solomon's Store. I think it's fun. Pay a set price, get an optional little thing. I dislike the design of TH in particular because I find it to be predatory. It dangles exciting rewards behind RNG/gambling and presents a flashy environment which draws some people into spending just one more key. The people most likely to be enticed by TH are those with addictive personalities, depression, or financially irresponsible behavior. Personally, I don't think a game should resort to exploiting those types of folks for money, and I strongly dislike thinking that the game I otherwise enjoy is propped up in part on their already burdened backs.",It's not gambling cause you'll always get something +Lucky.,"Yeah, I love when it's 80 degrees and rainy in the winter.." +"Show Me The Money is a survival/audition/rap talent show. Five seasons. You might not want to watch it but I really recommend checking out the past winners & contestants, and judges, and performances. Cjamm, BewhY, Mino, Bobby, Zico, Simon Dominic, Swings, Gray, Jay Park: all have appeared on the show at one point.",thanks will check it out +"In your opinion, which songs do you find the original to be better than either a Remix or VIP? For me, it would probably be Rich Edwards - Where I'll Be Waiting. Don't get me wrong, I still absolutely LOVE the VIP but the original has it's own special place in my heart.",Yours Truly (although SWF's remix was very good) +Who is a special interest lobbyist in his cabinet picks? Does it not get tiring manufacturing outrage.,are you serious or did you forget the +And even setting aside the actual perks and feel of the gun it looks and sounds absolutely amazing. When Xur sold Icebreaker and Voidfang Vestments a few weeks into the game I was the happiest warlock in the world.,He then proceeded to sell nothing but Sunbreakers to offset that happiness +Respect is earned though,But they did earn respect by staying alive longer than you are! +Switch Roma to Romanian and I'm sure that score would rise ;),I thought that roma where Romanians +"MTC teaching about rock in hat? I've heard that seminary and SS are to teach the essays. Does anyone know if the MTC is teaching the missionaries about the rock in hat, various vision versions, and other essays?",Why would they teach anti-Mormon lies at the MTC? +Sports fans booing the team opposing the home favorite? How dare they,this is worlds not a game at home in your nearby basketball arena. +Gingrich: Trump dropping 'drain the swamp',So he's Crooked Donnie now? +"It's still enough to jack up prices on consumer goods. It will reduce spending and could lead to an economic slowdown, which is why I don't think it's likely to pass congress. It's too small to give a boost to American industry, so I really don't see any positives coming from this other than quick political points for Trump.",I agree completely. +Stupidity never jumps the shark. Keep in mind that GamerGate is still a thing.,But...but... journalistic integrity +gooby pls *oh god*,Oh no I accidentally karmacided +It was mean what the Knicks fans said to him. Barnes gets a pass,You forgot your +Jaden Smith - Fallen,Getting some strong Tarantino vibes from this clip. +"He had an AR-15, not an assault rifle.","shhh, don't you know that the AR stands for assault rifle!" +"If people don't have money to buy your goods, your profits will plummet.",Doesn't matter because they only see things in terms of quarterly profits +Baby Pokemon of Pokemon we already have! Yay! I totally wanted that!,Not togepi... +i wonder just what he was buying.,Much needed help for orphans of course! +"*Mark, we need you to stop scowling. Your chin is disrupting the aero balance. Confirm you've received this message*",He will when Charlie fucking wakes up. +Lava Hound Fan Art,Needs the sea turtle shadow lol +My biggest W of the year. Open to any questions,"Nike doesn't innovate anymore, it's all Adidas now." +Youtube comments...,Who's Jeffery? +Ensemble Stars Animation Airing Summer 2017,please dont be an otome please dont be an otome please be good please be good please be good +Never used Jetboil Flash and Jetboil Zip cooking systems,PM sent! +"Gonna guess it might be modifiers from cultures. Probably not, but hey.",German culture gives -50% culture conversion cost! +Where was Gondor when our enemies closed in around us?,I haven't seen or read LoTR in like 2 years +"WinX iirc is a UWP app, which means no core mods. It'd only be official api(~~when~~ if they implement it) mods, plugins etc. Forge would be dead if it wasn't officially incorporated, which I don't think is even possible since it basically depends on the nature of java.",Well they did do an AddOn thing for Pocket/Win10 not sure what it can do yet...if it allows you to add/create blocks and stuff most mods should be addable. +Well that's the point,Ok but I didn't see that mentioned in the original thread pointing out this change a week or so ago. +The stupidity of humans never ceases to amaze me,You'd have fun in r/tifu then. +I think it's more likely they blame liberals.,It's not our fault the only candidate you had deserves to be in prison. +"I have found one that none has ever used to see heaven, can't and won't say where or how though sry xD it's for private use.",How about one that can see the whole map? +Tonight will be the first RAW since February 19 2007 to follow a WWE PPV the previous night and not have any of the Fallout on the show. Title.,"Pshh, try saying that when Bray Wyatt teleports the entire SmackDown roster to Raw tonight" +Or stop cheating,"Now be reasonable, whose going to stop cheating?" +Toys in a cereal box,I got a Batman comic book in my Trix last week. +"twenty five bucks. 01-277-6704. Light, marker, clearance. You'll be good to go in six to eight months due to shipping.",It never fails to amaze me how long it takes to get items that are not 02 deadline parts. +Decided to startup SM64 again today,All the salt in this thread reminds me of a League of Legends game... +"If you're asking OP, I'm about 99.9% sure OP had nothing to do with the image. It cropped up on r/funny ages ago, among other places (perhaps here or r/games as well), and it wasn't posted by this OP.",I can't wait to see what happened today 3-5 years from now in a reddit repost. +Twitter is no way to release policy...,Not like he can call up Fox News to release policy when they're part of the lying media. +"True or False: if voting away current property rights from the capitalist minority is morally justified, so is voting current civil rights away from racial minorities. If it's okay to take money, rights and status from people who have it for the greater good, couldn't you use the same logic to re-legalize slavery? Not that you necessarily *would*. But you could, right?",Slavery wasn't THAT bad +What is your favorite part of Halloween?,Slutty yet acceptable on Halloween clothing. +So like 17 beers?,Why would anyone drink beer when they can drink rootbeer? +Yep. Pretty much half the price for 1/10th of the content lmao. There shouldn't be any headgear purchasable only with R6 Credits imo.,Yes everything should be free! +Get in the fucking bag Nebby!,WHY IS NEBBY NOT IN THE BAG Also obligatory r/nebbyinthebag +Pretty sure it would be against NCAA regulations,only if certain teams did it +Terrible team chemistry tonight!,It's awful the way they have fun with each other. +"Hey, I listen to that too! I guess me and KD have something in common.",You are both basketball stars? +"To be honest I don't like when people hate on art. I'm going to say every member of Nickleback is miles more talented musically and artistically than this cop. You either like art or don't, but don't hate on it and ridicule the artists.",Art +Any forseeable benefit to the questline yet?,"may probably (sadly) be [part of the attunement for the Nighthold, since we see Illidan there, and the quest in question has us getting soul fragments with which we could be able to locate Illidan]" +"Random Crashes on Youtube? Hey guys, On my Verizon S7, when I am watching videos (mainly on YouTube) the video will freeze, but the sound will continue to play, and then I will have to move the timeline on the video forward or back to get the video to continue. Has anyone else experienced this issue? Its been happening for a few weeks now and it happens on 4G and WiFi and I'm at a loss of what to do. I've tried reinstalling YouTube but no dice.",youtube red / google play music all access? +Sure I'm at the festival plaza just send me a trade,Thanks! +Great Britain v. Israel WBC Qualifier Finals,"I want to see a GB upset, but its getting real difficult at this point..." +im sure he's just a bitter 118 year old man from chicago,Is this billy? +What happened between Jeff and Shad?,where did you read this? +Yep. And he was a fan just trying to play along with her act.,Can't have other people telling the same jokes as her but with better delivery now can we. +"PCMR, what glorious gift do you want for Christmas?",to rank up in CSGO +rockets? where's that from? also is this the start of something bigger or just stray shells from their battles?,"Let's just call them projectiles, it's unknown if its a mortar or larger yet." +Where do smersh vests spawn in .60?,i think i saw one in a heli crash but i dont know if it was dropped for a big west. +Man that G is very tilted. Also is it just me or are the dyesub legends extremely fuzzy?,Real G's got that pimp lean +"Hollywood has been trying to get Nintendo movies for years, it's not happening.","Actually, I'm pretty sure Nintendo has expressed interest in doing animated films based on their games and whatnot." +"When will trailers stop spoiling scenes... - Billy Crudup death - just show the egg hatching. - spine-burster in that room - don't show what the girls are referring to, keep her with the knife. - shower death scene - just show the tail. It's insane how much these trailers spoil.","You will forget all of that by the time you go see the movie, chill" +Pentagon buries evidence of $125 billion in bureaucratic waste,Pretty sure it's the people on welfare wasting all the money +"Nothing about Republican spoiler, renegade Jew seems white nationalist to you? Nothing at all?",I mean that's just truth +I KNEW IT!!! Those weird power lines are what made me recognize it.,Pennsylvania Railroad standard from the 1930's. +She is beginning to look like the Queen of Hearts in Alice and Wonderland. Her head is getting bigger or her body is shrinking.,"Hm, but her body is definitely NOT shrinking..." +Polling does show that the us's reputation across the world did improve dramatically.,Yeah cause polls have been sooo accurate +Oops! Mulligan!,It does sound like something Carlin would say. +Kids on reddit pfft. That's impossible. Everyone knows reddit is a place for mature discussion.,Fuck your opinion. +Trump Economic Plan Would Send U.S. Economy To Most Severe Recession Since Early 1980s,"Oh yes, because things are so great right now...." +"Recommended. SPAZ2 is rebel galaxy + captain forever, but without the blues.",Play blues in the background... Winning? +"This is how white men go to war Please, just please stop with this bullshit. In the modern world, technological war is not the domain of the white people. It is the domain of the modern people. What kind of soft commie bullshit is this anyway?","ITS 2016 YOU RACIST, ALL WHITE DEVILS MUST DIE" +"He very clearly knows what he's doing. Sure he may to doing it a LITTLE bit fast, but this isn't OSHA level balancing ladder bad.","Yeah, bandsaws don't have kick-back and raw meat is never slippery." +"Its not *great* evidence we are discussing. Some people are abused by their mothers. No evidence of that here, though.","So I have evidence that links abuse and their behavior, but your wife's opinion is more believable." +doesn't Acherus exist on the open map though? I see it up there floating majestically o'er the sea.,You cannot see it on the map if not a DK. +Gosh diddly darnit. Sorry for the language but I'm just so Flippin ticked off at this!,"Whoa there guy, calm it!" +It's a crooked system folks,"Trump: LOOK AT ME, I AM THE MARKET NOW" +"I.e., sheep can't cultivate a weed.","If you're referring to marijuana, not all pain is the same, never worked for me." +Is getting the buzzard worth it?,"it has missiles and machine guns and can fly, only get it if you want to grief the lobby and make free mode unplayable" +What did Obama do to fix this? In eight years? Or Bush? Or Clinton Or Bush? What a tit. Of all the things these bureaucrats LOVE to see it's simple minded political partisanship as it is the perfect distraction.,How dare you type out Obama's name and not praise him you racist +I didn't know I bought the best RX 480 available till reading the article...purchase justified!,good choice brother.. ;) +"So, United to win the CL next year? If they qualify that is...",He already extend till '18 +"The right side is usually not the side that has a moral righteousness complex. The right side is not the side that thinks there needs to be sides to begin with, and that their side is automatically right by virtue of existing. The right side is not the side that will look at people who have not chosen a side, and judge that by their not picking a side, they've picked the other side against them. Fuck sides.",So which side are you on? +"That's right call the GenXers when you need help. You are welcome for Google, and Youtube. Can the millenials please take FB away, and do something actually beneficial to America. Because you haven't yet...","Thank you for creating Google and YouTube, it's amazing that you still find time to post on Reddit when you've got that vast fortune you've made from your creations!" +"Trump tweets that Boeing is ripping us off with new Air Force one, Boeing shares suddenly fall",He's already helping out the economy so much! +What is the correct amount of money for a company to make?,I'm sure he believes that the government should determine precisely how much money businesses should make +vrei sa zici ca Clujul nu are prostituate?,Doar in centru +"That was a great '90s BBC drama about a group of friends growing up in the North East of England. Also starred a few familiar faces in their younger days like Mark Strong, Daniel Craig, and Christopher Ecclestone!","Yes, an excellent cast and won a few baftas" +when u sneak out of the bag,I fucking love this subreddit. +Riley Dixon currently has the highest net punting average (41.4) by any rookie in NFL history,He not as good as Colquitt +Karthus Jungle? I saw it in a few of my past games and now someone is doing it on QT's stream. Is this a thing or what?,It's good for people who struggle to kite the camps since you can just complete the end of your first full clear whilst in your passive. +"Thank you Brother Dunanddun for your extra research! I assume you are a brother, because no sister would have such wise words for us.",Well...we do have smaller brains... +Art of 'Suicide Squad' Joker & Harley (Patrick Brown),SS joker was the worst joker ever. +Ever notice they make up the large majority of the worold's population too? Something's fishy...,Only if you consider 31% of the world population a majority +I reject you're reality and I substitute my own! Lore-wise though your'e spot-on,"Guardians make their own fate seems to be the running premise of the raids lore wise, which is ironic in a game called Destiny" +He will make excellent bacon though when he grows up.,You're what you eat tho +Nor did a majority vote for Hillary. The majority voted for no one...,Giant Meteor. +Abortion clinics.,#NAME? +"Me too. I call them 'little bits'. Any sticker, or small bit of paper that is somewhat like cellophane (think the wrappers on candy bars). Price tags are the absolute worst. And if it's stuck to my feet or hand it's so awful. I have to go wash my hand right afterwards.","Same for me, I can't do anything before washing my hands after touching old wrappers (especially sticky ones)." +It says no such thing in the article. You are lying outright.,"It feels like it says that, though." +Apocalypse Orca,"Dude, you're supposed to put a SpongeBob reference, not an actual picture of in-game Orca!" +But we get to keep our money.,And spent in on Trump brand clothing ! +| I feel 100% comfortable pointing my gun at my head So you're good with destroying your head? ;-p,Yeah look for the video later on liveleak +Todd Mcfarlane used to smuggle hidden spiders onto his ASM covers. Can you spot them....?,"smh Marvel's going to far with this X-Men hate, making sure people know Spider-Man isn't a mutant" +"Texas releases abortion booklet with debunked cancer link, suicide risk claim. A Texas state agency has released a new edition of a booklet for women considering an abortion that suggests there may be a link between terminating pregnancies and increased risks of breast cancer and depression.","As Jesus taught us in the Bible, the ends justify the means, right?" +Opinion on Clif Bars?,Pretty damn disgusting and yet I persist in buying them when I find them on sale +"Katy for sure, she's so chill And funny I feel like it'd be a good time",ARE YOU READY TO PARTY! +"I can *hear* it all, oh god.",I read that as clap trap +"If you have a BMW, I am gonna assume that you are a prick.",Trying to change lanes and I'm cut off...yep that's a luxury car. +I'm confused lol what's happening on the road again?,"It's fine if you're white, or arab, and not Jewish, keep moving." +How's wonderwall coming along,"Easy to play, hard to master." +"20,000 Penn State tickets for the Rose Bowl have completely sold out",Penn State got left out of the playoff because they aren't a major program tho +Police will no longer need court approval to get DNA samples from suspects,What an awesome idea. +Happy Football Day--What Are You Smoking? I'm doing a 7 pound chicken roaster pumped full of Jamaican Jerk sauce and 14 pounds of pork spare ribs. Keep calm and smoke on! What's in your smokers?,"Salt potatos, turkey breast and pineapple dusted with brown sugar and cinnamon" +"Yeah, on drivers from fucking August","And drivers are known to improve performance a lot, right?" +Except that the beer industry was already in decline.,"If I want to argue a stupid point, I have my wife sitting right here." +#CAN'T EVEN SEE WHERE THE KNOB IS,BREAKING: Alex Reyes to Cubs +"I didn't touch a single alchemy skill on my deathmarch run, didn't have a problem beating it. Potions on the other hand...","haha gotcha, thanks for the help!" +"TIL to change a highlighted portion of text to all caps without re-typing it, it's shift-F3. At least for Microsoft word.",It's not allowed to post about functions of software or software itself. +"Looking for PC Group! Hey guys having a tough time rising in rank as a solo player. Looking to join up with anyone around my 1200 pr. I was 1400 pr after placement matches but have been steadily falling. I am mainly rolling Rein, Winston, and lucio but I can switch to whatever is needed. PM if your interested. Thanks!",eyy add me +Repealing Obamacare to be first on Senate agenda in 2017,Can't wait for those healthcare premiums to go back down once it's repealed. +Firearms are the ultimate equalizer. Get yourself one *before* you need one because there's no helping the dead *after* you need it.,Road rage incidents would go so much better if everyone involved had guns. +"I wish, just people that think they are.",I hate it when people get annoyed by things that are annoying +"Revealing information to ANYONE is considered a breach. So in sharing information with news outlets he DID indeed reveal information. Not saying he should or shouldn't have, just saying that he didn't reveal information himself, he just gave it to the news is a broken argument and is moot from the government's perspective.",Like deep throat? +Pretty funny if Joe Cole and Freddy Adu make a return to a 1st division via the Rowdies,I'd find it pretty funny if he returned to the Rowdies at this point. +Dana White hints Joe Rogan may get new UFC broadcast partner in 2017,Fingers crossed for edgy brah +I'm looking forward to the elemental Sloth mount.,idk if you're joking but that would be awesome or a turtle that you carry around like cho'gall does +"Coming in 1987, The most deplorable cast ever assembled making their silver screen debut.",False positive +Say you woke up in Hillary Clinton's body on Inauguration Day in 2009; what would you do differently?,Have a talk with Mark Zuckerberg +Obama speaking at DC event -- just mentioned not facing asteroids and aliens.,"Obama is only there for the populous , the people who run the country ( occult hierarchy of the military industrial complex ) dont need to tell the slaves or their masters anything until the 11th hour" +Are you in like U.K? In la it never gets played,"I'm in Kansas City, I hear them almost daily." +This is a serious issue. Drumpf needs to come out and condemn this hatred inspired by him. He needs to step up to the plate and be an adult instead of railing on Twitter at the media. Americans are hurting deeply right now.,This is so progressive! +Half naked women get thousands of upvotes. How many for our boy in blue?,Are you suggesting that our guy should be half naked too? +"If the zombie games are only for the first 15 minutes of each hour as during the last events, people would play on the production servers from xx:00 to xx:15 and then switch to the test servers for the remainder of the hour. At least that's what I did to keep my brain and fingers in event mode. Nobody would play only on the test servers due to the flairs only being obtainable (in a meaningful sense) on the production servers, so I don't think there'd be a competition. It would just allow people to choose between normal TP and zombie games.",^ This exactly +FOX Business: Trump's tax plan could cost Bank of America $4.4 billion Big Banks BTFO!,That'll never happen because everyone fucking loves BoA. +That's racist,"Here, you dropped this:" +making me real depressed rn buddy,"I feel you dude, here I am struggling to spit game at the cute girl in my speech class and these blademasters find love." +"Yeah I know he doesn't really look the part of Joel but to me, Joel has to have that voice. So unless somewhen can nail that, they would have to somehow make Troy look as close to Joel as possible","That is true, they'd have to find someone with the perfect voice but i have no clue how they could do that with Troy though." +At least it was just ddr3. I would be sorry if it were 3400 ddr4 jk,"Better it if were ddr4, since it's cheaper than ddr3 nowadays." +"League fans, your dream job awaits",I am more excited at the fact that the view on esports may change now that riot has made its move here directly. +Samsung Galaxy Nexus. CM 13 gave it new life.,Mine has really started chugging for no discernible reason. +"Congratulations, now go pay attention to your graduation ceremony!","Haha thanks, I tried to" +ITT: white people scared shitless of the Chinese boogeyman,Partial explanation for the election results. +Over The Hill,Yeah you old fart +You don't cancel the spell.,Maybe try cancelling the spell? +Finally some positivity!,But our positivity corsi on this sub is unsustainable! +"Yea, like the inside of the same smelting plant for the past hundred years where he gets paid in cabbage stamps. Communism is beautiful.",Lemayo +Right? Marriage should be spoken about before the actual proposal.,what nahhhh random proposals out of the blue with no warning are the best +Y'all ever wondered how Caveira looks without her face paint?,wat +"Man, I think we've actually managed to somehow Godwin our entire fucking election process",The more election coverage happens on the internet; the more election coverage will become subject to the laws of internet discourse. +Vladimir Roger,Vladislava wasn't close enough for them? +What Wadi did in that clip there is so satisfying to pull off Also I wish Day was able to commentate more because she and Gunblade were actually great,I remember watching SSC and being super impressed with that duo +Blind flying save from top corner,"nice aimbot, bro." +I.. I've only ever lived in California and Washington... there's states that *don't* do this? How do people know what to vote for?,You check Breitbart and the_D for your daily news +I still think it's Matt Damon.,I know it's Matt Damon. +Is California the only good flag with words on it? ^^,Provo +Malta just became the first country in Europe to ban 'gay cure' therapy,So how are they supposed to cure gayness in Malta now? +Call me the alchemist :),Downvoted cause of no alchemist wheels +I'm making a note here: huge success!,"interesting print but print quality can be improved, though..." +What are the advantages of smoking weed?,"I only smoke 1 or 2 joints a week of prescribed because I am not a pathetic druggie with nothing better to do, but it definitely helps with stress relief, drinking less alcohol and smoking less cigarettes." +"If I ever have a daughter, this will be her room.",Why would you deprive a future son of this awesome room? +Round 45 Mob of The Dead Starting room,How did you get the Wunderwaffe ? +No freedom of religion?,"No silly, freedom of religion only applies to Christians!" +The divide was created by having such a toxic election with 2 candidates nobody really wanted.,"Yeah, I remember all of those hateful tweets Hillary sent." +"What is this map? What is this game? Btw you tried to camp, got spotted, then went straight back and turned your side to where you were shot from. I would strongly suggest that you keep in mind that artilery is part of game all the time, and avoid it all the time. You had huge target, of average speed in open, trying to active spot, he probably preaimed because it's well known spot for tanks. It was you mistake completely.","Severogorsk, Wot PS3 or XBox or something like it" +Already?,Yes? +Thats one tiny dick,You forgot your +"Whatever happened to the 'Mediterranean' Grand Prix? I read in 2014 that Greece had plans to host a GP, and call it the 'Mediterranean Grand Prix.' Obviously Greece has run into massive debt recently and that could put a damper on the luxurious sport that is F1, but the planned circuit looked quite cool and I've always wanted to see a race in Greece. I can't find any recent news about it; am I to assume it fell through? Did they ever even build the circuit?",Baku decided to be called the European GP instead. +A good world would be without humans.,Calm down there Lysandre +"You're absolutely right. I'm a little concerned about what might be said of me should I take the extreme route (block on FB, end the accounts), but sticking around and being patient isn't doing me any favours either.","I can't imagine any friend worthy of the title saying what, you only spent 7 months trying to get the accounts changed?" +"The car has a Dutch licence plate which can be dated between 1965 and 1973. The last two letters, TL, indicate it's a relatively late plate number, so I would say it was issued in 1972 or 1973.","Wow nice guess man, you are probably right" +Is it even a British thing? I'd just as equally expect an American to say it.,"That's true, it's as if the British established a colony in the new world." +chad takes a firey keyboard to the face. twice.,'prank' they just hit him in the face... +The Legendary Teleporting Titan (IB Rift),But but he had a green bar +In which way is cutting off the tips of baby dicks not genital mutilation?,Because it has no negative effects! +"It's FREE because they can say If you subscribe, you will get the next expansion for free!",It's Free to play after you pay $15 monthly entry fee +where is this place? i have never find a joint seller in bhubaneswar,"Near mastercanteen,tanishq." +"There is a tutorial in the Controls with video clips, that can help you out. I believe it is pull shot stick away from hoop, and once the pump fake animation goes off, push shot stick towards the hoop while holding post up. Not sure if there are any signature moves for this though.",Thats an up and under +I Think My Cat is Bad,"That's ok, your cat still has 8 more lives..." +"Pass the law, Muslims use it, Shit show ensues.","Those Muslims need to leave the country because they believe their religion is above the law and in this country the constitution is the law (except when white people say it, then we make whatever laws we want)." +Worked the first time for me. Think you might have been saying it wrong bud.,"Don't be silly, it's not fin-ah-lay it's fine-eh-lee" +ITT: the human eye can't see more than 60fps anyway.,You should have included +DD = Dustin?,DusDin? +The rules have gotten so stupid that no one even knows when it's legal anymore.,True but I like to bitch anyways. +I don't really see what they have to do with who will win the royal rumble? Goldberg said he will be in it but I honestly doubt he will win it.,I'm just throwing that out there because Goldberg said he had 1 more title run in him. +"Damn, I feel lucky I haven't run into crazy drivers like that in the 2 years I've been here!","It never happened for me, either, until I bought the car with the Bi-Xenon lights." +he dindu???,no hizo nada porque era un buen pibe +Who goes there?,Something's not quite right. +"Why do people assume Necrolyte is a support? Makes zero sense to me. Try to play necro core and everyone on my team calls me shit because necro is sup noob. He has a shitty heal, that's it.",Everyone knows int hero= sup noob +Love is for suckers!,[8] +Intro Verse Verse Chorus Verse Bridge Chorus Solo End,"I name my sections so itd come out like: Intro Explosion 10,000 Years of Combat Explosion Savior Explosion 10,000 Years of Combat Calm Explosion Finale" +"Friendly reminder regarding the placements Since Season 7 started today and alot of you guys will be playing your placements today I wanna remind you that there is no reason to get overly tilted, stressed or whatsoever. Even if you go 0-10 in your placements because unlucky you'll still have the whole season to climb atleast to your old ranking. So don't be all to nervous and just try your best and have fun!",Why am i not challenger +We are talking boys scout lvls of preparedness here.,Batman levels* FTFY I too always carry bat-bleach. +Obama was Time's person twice - so he is double Hitler!,Yeah but a double positive make a negative Hahah +Constructive criticism is always appreciated,This GIF kinda sucks bro. +Any bar open on Oak Island hopefully,"They just got an evacuationnotice, I doubt many places will be open" +Why not?,BECASUE HE SAID SO OKAY +Was the baby Tywin delivered to Robert that was supposedly Aegon really the daughter of Ned and Ashara?,Where would he have gotten that? +Jokes on every one... he is the front page!,CNN Fact Check: Cover is not the same as front page +"Buff was needed, tone has been underperforming since launch.",I think you forgot +Hes the kinda kid that would eat jizz tissue if a popular kid told him to because he thinks he will finally be cool,I puked in my mouth +Good.,Want the last word? +I only want it because they're going to have a parade if they go 0-16 and I love that idea. It sounds like an excellent place to be bitter and drunk.,"After the WS, I'm sure they're gonna do it big" +"You will not make any money. You will not only be there 4 years. You will not have any freedom. You will probably kill people. You could die to protect the interests of wealthy people who don't give a fuck about you. You will make more money as a bartender and, again, not kill anyone.",I'm glad to see you've done an incredible amount of research and can give insightful views. +Salon Editor At Large Thinks Dr. Ben Carson Is A Black White Supremacist | The Ambit Journal,TIL Ben Carson is Clayton Bigsby. +"$160 for all of what's there. The only completely sealed box was Cruis'n USA, but it was all still in perfect condition and the system hadn't even been taken out of its plastic wrapping yet.",Geez I would probably pay over $1000 for all that stuff. +But your opponent cant act of treason Sky Skiff and kill you when you are at 3!,Your opponent can't act of treason either of them because it isn't a creature on their turn. +does it work as well as they advertise it?,Shit I'm spilling mustard on my damn shoes all the time and they're fine +Come on google...fix this!,Maybe someone payed them off to make it an exclusive? +"Exactly, which I knew all along. I had a fight with one guy cause I said her claim didn't constitute proof and I was right. He argued she and the school had enough credibility that their claim was proof. Well I wish that gullible idiot could see this","They had 9000 bombs though, what sane person would want to risk it?" +Our racists ain't got shit on Asian racism.,"Racism suddenly exists in our society when we compare ourselves to others, but it's no big deal ;)));()))" +Yeah but you can't buy drugs with a Visa gift card.,You can on the Northwestern campus +X00s came in!,"I want one, but I also don't want to ruin the beauty by messing up the detachable cable mod :/" +"You probably shouldn't. He's been given every opportunity to succeed with hoards of different linemates under several coaches, systems, and now teams. At a certain point you gotta think he either isn't good enough for this league, or he's a headcase and he won't succeed until he sorts out his mental blockers, whatever those might be. Either way at this point in his career you can't put his failures on lack of, or incorrect usage. He has been playing himself out of a job for years.",But I feel sorry for someone who makes millions of dollars and hasn't lived up to expectations. +The Champion of Alola Team,That's not my team. +Except that the S4 finale was like... actually TDKR,But worse. +"I have a ton of shirts above the ones you see, but I don't spend money on skins in this game, I don't like 90% of the ones they make.","To be fair it is THE MrCoolguy710, would you expect someone with that name to not have any dank ass shirts?" +What I expect the most from season 4 Is to add a voiceline to all announcer packs screaming SUUUUNDEEEER when you kill someone with the relic. It would definetly improve gameplay,Duel players will eventually get tired of hearing that +shitpost,Welcome to reddit? +"supports only getting 60% of the CXP when the ADC last hits needs to be reverted to what it was before As a support main, it sucks that you will always be 40% behind in terms of minion CXP or are setting your ADC behind if you last hit I loved the dynamic of having it be 100% for both if its only 2 people there (and less for the assisters if more are there), I could keep up with everyone else with my build and ensure we get the last hit, now supports are basically forced to sit there, injure the minions a bit and wait for the ADC to last hit whats up with the support beating this patch? its already the traditionally most unpopular role in mobas and now its even less appealing with this change and the various nerfs to the support kits and removal of CDR/hugely increased mana costs",oh great were already on the supports are supposed to be lower level and have less farm thing yeah because that makes EVERYONE want to play support in mobas. +no egirls for russian boys ;(,Just wait for America my friend +99% of the photos had more than one person in it. Rip socializing.,Maplestory is a multiplayer game? +We won. America belongs to white men. - Richard Spencer,We need to sit with him and hear him out maybe we can persuade him to abandon his misinformed views. +They're a legit defense. If anything take it as a compliment that the Dallas offense dropped 27 and 400+ yards on them.,yeah but the cowboys haven't beat anybody +"Texans Wide Reciever Andre Johnson does it again... $19,144.58 spent on toys for kids in Houston this morning",*Titans legend Andre Johnson +"Oh yeah, who's playing him this time? It's going to be real hard to fill J K Simmons shoes",How about Leslie Jones? +Was it Drinkwater who gave it away?,Yes +US Naval Academy to hold SAFE SPACE training called 'TRANSGENDER 101': Will SOMEBODY tell these SQUIDS that 'MAD DOG' Mattis is now running the WAR MACHINE - Pull your PANTIES out of your BUTT CHEEKS and prepare to MAN UP!,Glad to see they are preparing future troops by recreating the conditions of combat by promoting safe spaces.....It should be almost as successful as stress cards back in the early 90's +"Dubnyk On Top: Leads all goalies in sv%, gaa, and shutouts",#OverPaid +"It's a win-win - Tebow gets his headlines, and whatever farm team he's playing for sells a hell of a lot more tickets.","But that guy just said he's not playing baseball, so how could he sell tickets?" +Red squirrels asleep,Dreaming of eating holes in your roof +Better than Westworld (Parody),"So guests in the park can only get hurt if they microwave the melon too much, right?" +"Shhh, it's okay, keep going. Incredible!",Nice! +Get ya suit game right,"Haha, it's funny because poor people can't afford nice suits!" +"She said they are same devices that doctors use when you go to the doctor to confirm pregnancy. Blood tests and urine sticks have the same accuracy. She said if the stick shows positive, the blood will show positive and vice versa. I was surprised and it's why they (or most) don't even run blood tests anymore until you are far advanced where you can physically see the baby via ultrasound.",Thank you for the more detailed explanation:) +What kind of numbers do you think a in his prime healthy Lemieux would put up today? Keep in mind a 40 year old Lemieux was almost a ppg in the games he played in 2006.,Lemieux also was carried by Crosby in '06 +Go kill yourself to a depressed human might not be a good joke.,Would it be better to worse if it weren't a joke? +Ninja's apology for doxxing was underwhelming at best,Get over it Sure lets get over about you leaking someone's personal info to thousands of people +"Swamp hunters, any recommendations for boots? I'm reading mixed reviews on just about everything, though Muck and Boggs seem to be the favorites.",I swamp hunt in waders +Milwaukee Police Forcibly Arrested Two Men Last Night for Doing Nothing Wrong. They Got a Surprise When One Was A State Rep and the Other Was from the ACLU.,Well had they just obeyed the police orders they would have never been arrested....... +"Shit, spot on. Maybe she should've been driving in Dallas.",Too soon. +How am I bypassing AML/KYC? I have both in place. He didn't claim the same shit. Read the court dockets both of them **knowingly** laundered money. Shrem had e-mails that showed he knew what was going on. There are a shit ton of people doing this. Go look at the markets dude.,k +"What's missing is an argument, not an adjective.",What's missing is mods and a shred of credibility. +"If you were president, what is the first thing you would do?",2 chicks at the same time +What is the percentage chance that I will get an Iron Banner Shader from IB? I really want to be done with this. I want to get the shader that makes everything look like the Iron Lord Gear. What are the chances for that to drop from the match rewards screen?,Its a 0.0000000013 drop chance. +"Girls rule. Women are funny. Get over it. No thanks, I'll just continue judging films based on merit.",Are you a sexist misogynist person for not appreciating that movie? +Singapore accuses Chinese paper of fabricating South China Sea story,"As a SEA colony of China, why doesn't SG follow commands from Beijing?" +"Oh Brazil, where the asses are fake, but the STDs aren't.","It's like this in Panama too.. Colombian and Venezuelan prostitutes with fake asses galore.. however they are usually tested (in the actual brothels), and are gorgeous." +"Los Angeles Lakers @ Houston Rockets **Game Discussion Thread: Los Angeles Lakers @ Houston Rockets** **Venue:** Toyota Center - 1510 Polk St. Houston, TX 77002 **Time:** 5:00 PM(PT) --- --- ##Probable Starters | **Pos** | **Los Angeles Lakers** | **Houston Rockets** | |:---|:---------|:---------| | PG | Jordan Clarkson | James Harden| | SG | Brandon Ingram | Eric Gordon| | SF |Luol Deng | Trevor Ariza| | PF |Julius Randle | Ryan Anderson| | C |Timofey Mozgov | Clint Capela| ##Injury Report Los Angeles Lakers | Status ---|--- D'Angelo Russell | Expected to be out until at least Dec 12 Nick Young | Expected to be out until at least Dec 12 Tarik Black | Expected to be out until at least Dec 9 Jose Calderon | Expected to be out until at least Dec 19 Houston Rockets | Status ---|--- Donatas Motiejunas | Expected to be out until at least Dec 15",Dafuq happened to Mozgod after the break? +Donald Trump is Time magazine's Person of the Year,And the parallels with Hitler continue +FWD: EVERYTHINGS HITLER TO THEM!!!!,"*look it up* *trust me, I know* *class dismissed* *any questions*" +"Nope! Just things that are contingent. That is, things that depend on other things for their existence. For example, cats depend on oxygen, food, gravity, molecular bonds, and so forth for their existence. Likewise, oxygen depends on molecular bonds, the existence of quarks, and so on for *its* existence. The term God is what theists use for shorthand to refer to the thing that is not contingent, upon which all contingent things depend, ultimately. So asking What created God? is asking What is the thing that is not dependent on anything dependent on? And asking why God and not Thor? is to simply ask about a label. If you want to call the non-contingent thing Thor, go right ahead. Call it whatever you want.",Saying that everything requires a creator except your God is called special pleading and it is a clear fallacy. +Nope. I've left tons of meat outdoors on that difficulty without ever attracting predators.,"Sweet, thanks." +Lmfao,Still talking eh? +"Wrestling fan here. Linda McMahon has been active in politics since 2008. Yes, she is a biggoted nutcase but there is no link with rasslin",Is not politics a wrestling match? +Nice,Nice +Anyone else having fun with the new clone spell?,New card leak: #GIANT SKELETON ARMY +I just tuned in and am seeing Hammons get minutes over Mejri. Anyone wanna tell me what Mejri did this time???,Bitched and moaned about calls .... Carlisle took him out and actually yelled SHUT UP to him as he was pulling his sooky face to Carlisle. +"Because of the way the baseball playoffs work, anyone who makes the postseason can be a contender.","Nuh uh, you just gotta get lucky for 162 games, that's so unbelievably short even my grandma could get lucky and win a WC spot" +How about building a PC into a toilet next? Certainly would be water-cooled.,I think I just puked ^^thankfully ^^I ^^was ^^right ^^by ^^the ^^toilet +"What's with the uberkarma anyways? It seems like just last week the top scores were 4k, or thereabouts.",Its to keep the Donald off the front page clearly +"Dog Licks Infants Face - Any recommendations on the best corrective action? My dog has been really excellent since we brought our infant home. The only problem now is that he's a few months older and able to be in the bouncer by himself. My dog wants to get in on the action and will go up and lick the baby's face. It's purely out of affection, but obviously the baby can't tell him to get away. The baby also probably tastes delicious. What is the best course of action to correct this? I don't mind if the dog says hi or is close to the bouncer, but I'd like to correct the licking in a positive way.",Stop leaving food on baby face. +how is it more exploitable,If you don't get in game you can't lose! +"Can a 16 oz water bottle be filled with 12 oz of water? But to answer your question yes, you'll just get the 3k capacity so your tank, if it's say a 68/45, will essentially just be a 68/3k for the day","Thanks, I was thinking it could work, but I wanted to be 100% sure." +Black people are more naturally athletic than white people.,I've never seen any black people skiing or swimming or playing polo tho +"I would suggest that you ask your husband why, while you were being DIL of the year, he did not tell you that MIL was busy hating you. That seems cruel. Then tell husband that, as of immediately, his hateful mother is no longer allowed near your kids. Could you imagine if one of your kids heard her say that??? No. Nope. Nyet. Nada. She is done. My MIL really hurt my son and I'm glad she's dead. I regret I let her do that. I'm so sorry she hurt you like that. I'm sending hugs and support. I'm sorry you belong here. Welcome?!",Plus why the fuck would you want your offspring from another lover anywhere around your husband's mother. +"Obama is lying and bragging about himself again. Obama is a habitual liar. The Obama administration continually and dishonestly misidentified terrorist attacks. These are a few that Obama does not consider terrorist attacks: Jun 2009 The shooting at Little Rock AK Nov 2009 The shooting at Fort Hood TX Apr 2013 The bombing of the Boston Marathon Nov 2013 The shooting attack at Los Angeles International Airport Apr 2014 The shooting attack at Fort Hood TX Apr 2014 The shooting attack at Skyway WA Jun 2014 The shooting attack in Seattle WA Jun 2014 The shooting attack in East Orange NJ Sep 2014 The knife attack in Oklahoma City Oct 2014 The ax attack in two NYC policemen. Jul 2015 The attack in Chattanooga, TN that killed 5 marines, one Navy sailor and one police officer. Nov 2015 The knife attack in Merced CA Dec 2015 The shooting attack in San Bernardino CA Jan 2016 The shooting attack in Philadelphia PA Feb 2016 The machete attack in Columbus OH Jun 2016 The shooting at a nightclub in Orlando FL Jul 2016 The shooting attack in Bristol TN Jul 2016 The shooting of police officers in Dallas TX Jul 2016 The shooting of police officers in Baton Rouge LA Aug 2016 The knife attack in Roanoke VA Sep 2016 The bombing of the Marine Corps run in seaside NJ Sep 2016 The knife attacks at the Mall of America MN Sep 2016 The bombing attack in NYC Nov 2016 The vehicular attack and stabbing at Ohio State University",They were just troubled teens. +Migrant kicks woman down stairs (x-post r/rage),He was just a troubled teen. +"This needs to be clear to transgender patients - as a clinician, I will respect your preferred name and pronouns and of course, respect your humanity. Trans people are people; of course they deserve equal treatment and access to healthcare. But there are significant differences between the sexes (metabolism, fat and muscle distribution, reproductive systems) that cannot be ignored or it is a danger to patients. I don't understand why this is disrespectful -- the reason I need to know your sex (the one you were born with) is so I don't accidentally harm you.","but...but I identify as someone with low blood pressure, so you should not treat me for high blood pressure, that would be violent erasure." +Just wondering,No picture so idk? +"Please, continue. I'm a confused man over here.",The parking restriction signs are contradictory; parking there at 7am-8am on a Thursday is allowed and prohibited by either sign +"I joked about something like this a few months ago. Behold, the new Joyetech Ocular.","Lol, Joyetech, you so clazy!" +RG ss a skillful and difficult card to use,Lvl 12 barbs are the most hard way to defend you need lvl 83092747 of skill to play them +Some people have found evidence that performance matters... but it's anecdotal and riot's never said it Pretty sure it's just W/L,"Only overwatch does that, hence the difficulty of climbing with support characters despite winning compared to a dps/tank" +No. History will be very unkind to him. You can make a rather legitimate argument that he is the worse President of all time. His role in creating the power vacuum to precipitate ISIS is worse than Buchanan's botches leading to the Civil War. His actions to recovery the economy were less effective than Hoover. His Iran deal is worse than Carter's dealing with Iran. His surrender in Iraqi is worse than W's dubious reasons for conquering them. Drone strike assassinations are arguably a war crime. The illegal wars in Libya and Yemen et. al. have killed far more people than Jackson's Trail of Tears. So what good things did he do? You could argue that the ACA was at least 'good' in intent but it's so poorly thought through that it's imploding under its own weight. Don't have to repeal it now; it will die on its own by the end of 2017. Each of those Presidents has some blights on their record. Obama has *all of them* and even race relations got worse under his tenure.,But the Dow is hitting record highs! +"I hate Drogoz, but I don't think he is (was) overpowered. People just don't know how to play against him. I would just tune down his damage a little bit, speciallly his right click. That said, you're right. Hi-Rez don't know how to balance this game.","At least they nerfed Grover, he got way out of hand." +Water-resistant CAPS LOCK button w/ Keyboard - $7.49 (12.99-5.50),Soooo only the caps lock button is water resistant? +"In the end you dont even have to play the game, it does it all for you... :-/","Yeah, because why would you want to spend more time on the fun stuff in the game, when you can just stand around in your hideout ctrl+clicking." +Double Miner- You guys cool if I have two in the same deck??,Wha?- how? +"The education system in America is pretty screwed up. I don't know about anywhere else, sorry.",Answered your own question by the question itself; impressive. +Its ok. as long as you know it is not about the hardware in your rig but the software in your heart :),we izz nutt pcmr lel +"Speak for yourself man, im a diehard for life. Oh did you hear lamar jackson is coming to wisconsin?",Yeah I see you guys posting threads here all the time about new recruits and the latest rumors +I'm excited for the possible reunion of Brandon McCarthy and Hank the Ballpark Pup,A day for the ages. +"You're an american, right?",Sounds like he is. +If alcohol was the one that was banned instead of weed then a lot of people would have had memories of hungry stoned father's instead of angry drunk ones.,yo weed is a plant it can't be harmful 420 blaze it yo +"Don't watch it then. Their loss, pretty good show.",Bunchie's a mess. +"How is nuke high risk? It only works from doom state now. Your Titan is already dead. You're immune while ejecting. It's virtually no risk and high reward. As soon as somebody starts closing in on execution range, you safely eject and hope they can't get out of the kill range.",One melee hit kills a doomed titan +"Alexis Sanchez leads the PL in goals (11) while Vardy has gone 697 mins without a shot on target Remember the transfer window? Me neither. I'll hold my hands up and say I was wrong about playing Alexis up front. I wanted Giroud to come back into the fold earlier in the season, it felt fruitless but our demigod of a Chilean has an even higher ceiling as a striker than he did on the wing. Long may he reign.",i knew alexis would thrive as a cf because of FIFA +Is J. Cole a coprophiliac?,He's got the same disorder as Lil Wayne I guess. +What the fuck am I looking at?,I do believe that's a man wearing a cow's face. +"and Headon working with FUG, he separated Baam from yuri deliberately on the first floor, FUG knew about Baam and rachel since the first floor, how's that possible unless the guardian himself told them? Urek told Baam to come find him later, he will need him, that's why he stopped the fight.","Right, there's a bigger play here that we've yet to see on the series (only some hints dropped by SIU along the way)." +Scientists slam Donald Trump's environment chief over climate denial: 'It's like disputing gravity',"Gravity is just a theory, man." +"I may just have my lady go over it, might even get some action after lol","Might be a good idea, since you'll be out of comission for 1 to 2 weeks." +"Just out of curiosity... was the Tech a Comcast tech, or a licensed sub-contractor? Comcast techs (in branded vans) get paid by the hour, where as contractors (usually in a vehicle that says something along the lines of Comcast licensed XXX) get paid by the job, so they tend to be a little more sloppy, since they have an incentive to complete as many jobs as possible.","I didn't get a good look at the truck, I just remember the Comcast logo." +I wonder how much motor oil is in the sand after decades of vehicles drive on it.,"Don't worry, it gets washed into the ocean." +Scott AFB is salty,"I'm not sure who is the bigger hero here, the person who originally wrote the question or the person who had it put up on a giant screen." +Do you need playstation plus to play this game? On the UK ps store it does not have the you require ps plus to play onlinemessage! So i presume you don't need it! Can someone clarify that for me please as I cannot find the answer to this anywhere!! Thanks,"So my girlfriend went to play today without PS plus and had to initiate a 2 day trial to play so, yes you need PS plus" +How the fuck do you know when humanity started? Take your moral equivalency elsewhere. Try AD or BC. Everyone understands those.,But it was on the front page! +OK can someone ELI5?,"Comic is talking about a person's ego, not Eggo waffles." +Because it don't explicitly exclude Kwanzaa.,"Wait, that's a real holiday?" +"we're rebuilding for fucks sake. we had a horrible 6-7 years ,on the verge of relegation. This man was able to turn that around in less than a year, that is why he is loved by the fans, he's instilled a style of play that we've lacked for years. This is a long term project not some half assed let's see what he can do in 6 months.",Get out of here with your logic! +"THE CHAMP ON HAYE !! : WHEN I SEE HIM, I'LL SLAP HIM !!","David Feathers, Chicken Haye Lmao" +It's a fun deck. If the meta is super aggro (like say infect/affinity/dredge) you are likely not going to do so well though...,But the title says I should play this if I'm sick of those decks +For the first time ever apple is actually the first to do something,"Right, because Woz didn't completely revolutionize computers with the Apple I, the first computer to use a keyboard and a monitor." +3 year old plays CSGO for the first time,Inside the game: Smithzz -on a good day +"Every single horde race except blood elves hunches over a bit or slouches as they stand. (Well, goblins don't, but they're to small to see). It's super annoying, because if I actually want to see my chest armor I HAVE to play a belf.",They do this to hide the overall lackluster chest armor design. +What kind of Jeep should i get with my divorce money to piss off my ex husband?,"Get a renegade, that'll show him!" +They started talking about boobs. Then I realized it was a 6 min video so I just gave up translating.,You missed the part at the end when they step out of the tub +Three links later and there is the list.. Good grief,"Yeah, all the major companies should be hiring this guy to be their user experience designer." +I don't like Trump but comparing him to Hitler is IMO childish. Why? Because Hitler murdered millions of Jew and started a World War. Trump is just an idiot who said what he had to get elected. The comparison between the two lessens just how terrible and crazy Hitler.,"No way, it's ok to bully and call someone names if they're a republican, because that means they're racist horrible people unlike an enlightened liberal person." +Star Citizen: Around the Verse 3.16 - ATX,I seem to remember Daniel Craig was more buff in the last 007 Movie. +"Pantheon, piggy back ride the mandrop from island to island and steal your girl.",The amount of force on the drop would kill you lmao. +"The co-leader of Turkey's HDP, pro-Kurd socialist party, is subjected to solitary confinement, a form of torture, by the Erdogan regime","Oh look at that, Turkey's being shit again, what are the odds?" +"For people like me who didn't get it for a while, the g in lasagna is silent.","It took me months to realize what he meant, I felt really stupid." +"People don't complain because they are too strong. They complain that they are too strong for the amount of aim they take, which is close to none. Even a banshee with 14x dmg from a single cast has to actually **aim** even with weapons like the tigris, while simulor can just rush through rooms, shoot the ceiling and do headshots for absurd damage. Mirage just made it worse.",I don't need to aim with my torid :/ +How does a micropenis looks like flaccid and erect?,You could have googled using less words and actually gotten answers other than look in your pants. +"Donald Trump's labor secretary pick Andy Puzder, who makes 300 times his employees, opposes minimum wage hike.",Draining the swamp boys +Just compensate by giving lightning to everyone,"They'd do that, but make it a unique lightning that's can't upgrade to 6 star :v" +Unless you're in Alaska. Distance seems to be in drive time up there. How far is it to Anchorage? About 2 hours,Texas does this too. +Wonder trading is awesome ...,a Pokerus Shiny 6IV I suppose good nature Hakamo-o 10/10 legit +"Nothing is relative, it's not like 200 damage is in a vacuum, outside of frames *like* Loki, chances are you're getting shot at too. Yes, 200 isn't super punishing, but is it as punishing as the reward? Because lemme tell you, most automatic weapons can mow down the same amount of units in that time, besides from Tonkor and Simulor which can do better due to not having any risk.",So what automatic weapons can mow down a room of sortie lvl enemies? +"If you could domesticate any animal, what would it be and why?",I would choose a giraffe and maybe they would eventually be miniaturized so that I could give my cousin one as a gift since he really loves giraffes. +Heyyyy guys While Doc is preparing for his epic finale I just wanna remind you guys that my rate reveals will start tomorrow at 5 PM EST. It probably won't be as good as this one but I'm still looking forward to having a lot of fun. That is all I've gotta say rn thenks,Mommy Miley bringing them Bangerz to my blessed ears +That should ended so long ago and it was largely due to the Clinton Administration and their fucking getting of welfare and shit trade policy.,Good thing we repudiated that policy by voting for Trump! +You have been warned,Damn I'm white and I feel the need to oppress them for saying that shit! +"don't worry, it's just a matter of time before he gets one on the league. My boy just can't stop scoring",Yea Porto lately has been a huge goal scoring machine in the portuguese league. +"Wow, watching that was surreal. I was usually amused by the Colbert Report, but I never watched his show once he took over whatever big late nite show he did. This shit is straight out of V for Vendetta. It's disgusting blatant propaganda. He outright tells you what is true and what isn't, tells you how to think, what to believe, how to act about it. And all in a creepy right in your face propaganda way. I guess since it's a familiar show/person, people just overlook this aspect of it? Even if he's right about his subject matter, it's terrifying that people have slid far enough down the slope to not see what this is.","But he said Don't listen to me at the start, so it's all okay right?" +Damn just realized how weird the word eighth is,"'ghth' is a totally normal arrangement of consonants, what do you mean?" +"Apparently, 42% of young Indonesians are good for nothing (source: indonesiaetc)",They would be great at a spot the kafir test though! +"The shooting block is broken daybreak, please just remove it.","No, bro, it's cuz you don't know how it works" +"If the playoffs started today, some of the matchups would be pretty alright","As much as people like to rip on the current playoff format - this is one of the reasons they went to it, and it certainly seems to be working." +Yeah I can't stop laughing at how proud she is of her ingenuity. Good for them for avoiding unjust incarceration.,Getting past multiple cops is something I would be proud of +"All this shows is that there is a large amount of money in climate research and development. Having a large amount of money in a research sector does not show that there is some sort of rampant corruption going on. For example, there is an insane amount of money in quantum computing research. Does this lead you to believe that quantum computing is made up by scientists in order to keep the research checks coming in?",Look all I know is I don't understand quantum computing henceforth its not real. +What do you always think twice before doing?,Thinking for a third time +What normal things makes you nervous instantly and why?,People 0.0 +I've worn each hole in this belt,Wear that belt proudly! +Being a racist.,Typical Mexican +Do you still use Facebook?,Oo naman san ko pa ba makukuha yung mga pambara ko sa mga elitista ng r/ph? +uhh does ganon's getup attack seriously break shields?,"High-level amiibo get damage boosts, whether you want them to or not." +No he isn't. They both released albums last year. Sean went platinum and Rocky didn't. Sean has damn near 2 million more IG followers and 8 million more twitter followers. By what measure of popularity do you think ASAP is more popular than Big Sean? Rocky has like 1 platinum single while Sean has 7.,Yea but big Sean is corny +You can't count Indiana twice. You're breaking all the rules.,"sorry, I dropped this" +Tiny Eevee,This post is funny and original +Favorite wonder weapon? In all maps what's your favorite to use? Mines a tough call between the wave gun and the lightning staff. Lightning staff carried me to round 99 on origins and the wave gun carried me to 94. I just miss watching a whole train of zombies float up inflate and go ding and explode.,Scavenger for sure +The ultimate projectors... CNN: EVERYONE I DONT LIKE IS RACIST!!! (Is in denial as a racist),I almost bought a 5000 dollar projector but then I remembered I can get millions of projections for free by positing a dissenting opinion to Liberal forums. +Do they... do they think this is an insult?,This is the perfect time for shameless advertising: r\madlads +Switching from Windows to Ubuntu,What's Ubuntu +Ever been to Dave and Busters?,I'm not sure what that is tbh (I'm not from the US btw). +This Holiday season has officially marked the end of PC gaming. Consoles are now the superior platform for Gaming,you forgot the +"Istanbul, maybe?",They'd have to name it back to Constantinople. +"Students Have 'Dismaying' Inability To Tell Fake News From Real, Study Finds",It's because of the fluoride in the water. +James Stewart as Elwood P Dowd,And George Bailey +"I was just looking at that video, I think I'm gonna take a break from watching them too. One of the top comments on the 'Crazy Feminist Gets Triggered' video was 'I want to slit that bitch throat and watch her slowly die.' If thats the kind of audience Ethan and Hila want to go for i guess.","I don't know if they realize this is the kind of audience they attract, or they just look the other way" +"$50,000... Fuck whatever a college degree is. Where do I sugn up for this?",You may want to reconsider and sugn up for a few classes... +Obama approval rating through the roof! The_Donald doesn't want this on r/all!,"If his approval ratings get high enough, he gets to take his successor's term." +Your underlying assumption about why Trump is being made fun of is incorrect. If Democrats put forward a candidate that was as buffoonish and proudly ignorant as Trump while the Republicans nominated a pretty vanilla centrist adult then comedians would be going after the Democratic nominee. The fact is that Clinton and Trump aren't equal and therefore aren't equal targets.,Get out of here with your arguments of nuance. +Magiswords that even the Warrior siblings don't want,*summons the sorcerers for hire* +Ugh hang on,/yesssssss +Your content? Didn't know shitposts can be put on YouTube too now,"XPLJESUS does shitpost a lot, but he has indeed posted a fair amount of legitimate info too." +"That one rebel banging on the door, shouting Help us! while his friends get cut down behind him. That's a horrifying image that's gonna haunt me forever.",That rebel he slammed into the ceiling was a better representation of Vader's power than all three prequels of jedi twirling their ~~batons~~ lightsabers combined. +Why does this only happen in promos?,"Shit all my games have been like that today, then add in ritos dog shit mmr system it makes for some fun games." +"What? The root word is 'phase'. Phased. Unphased. Phasing. Oh I see. The developers are European, so they used the European spelling. Sorry, I didn't realise faze was even a word.",You haven't heard of Faze clan +"I've always thought how will capitalism work when all of the jobs are automated? the effects would be far reaching, the only people who have job security are IT people... just about everything can and will be automated. What happens to our population? i think the final solution will be that governments tax businesses who automated, an automation tax. and that tax will 100% go to someone who could have had a job. a machine will still be cheaper for the company and the person will take perhaps a slight reducution in their yearly earnings but not have to work at all. all the free time that would be presented to us could be great for studying and learning, in the past freeing up working hours of the week has always led to more innovation, but im not sure its right to draw that comparison.",I think it's fine if we just let IT people rule the world. +"Article says he signed as a 6th, so a sub maybe?",or backup when subroza gets VACd +Yeah I know. I was just asking in general about the card / MSI. There are so many different cards to choose from,imo MSI is the best one. +Why doesn't u/its_epi or ubisoft ever respond to server needs?,Also bc they know it's a problem and there isn't anything they can do rn. +"I know people who studied the old test and the only thing they learned was the answers to old questions. This is **not** helpful on the wards to your patients. I purposefully did not study old test because, IMO it is cheating. After some of the tests I looked at the old tests my colleagues were studying and many of the questions were almost verbatim. I understand it is not their fault the profs weren't changing the questions, but IMO it is still ethically dubious. No judgements, just not my style.",im a wizard of the wards and i studied using old tests +"Unfortunately, he pulled out a revolver =(",Is that not right? +"Super Mario Run requires a persistent internet connection to play, no offline mode due to piracy concerns","Ah damn, I was looking forward to what is clearly the best mario game since mario 3" +That the stick on the side of the steering wheel will cause a light to flash alerting anyone nearby of your intentions to turn in a certain direction,"Nope, that's to turn on/off the front lights" +Early TS250s are points ignition. They switched to a 6v CDI on later ones. But all were flywheel magneto. (Source: got two TS250s myself),The the coils are all going to be 6V and the OP will not have much luck swapping his 12V coils in from the GS450. +"Numarul de alegatori inscrisi in registrul electoral a crescut la 18.9 milioane La alegerile parlamentare din 2012, in listele permanente au fost inscrisi 18,2 milioane de alegatori. Acum sunt 18,9 milioane. **Cresterea se datoreaza inscrierii in listele permanente a 600.000 detinatori de pasapoarte cu domiciiul in strainatate.** Cresterea numarului de alegatori inscrisi ar putea duce la o rata a participarii raportata mai mica decat in anii trecuti, chiar daca numarul celor prezenti la vot va fi acelasi. -- Mircea Kivu, fb",Si cica populatia scade drastic +Addiction is a personal decision and should be treated as such in terms of *personal responsibility*.,"Yes, and we should also throw stones at prostitutes!" +What Will Happen When Donald Trump Takes Over U.S. Drone & Targeted Assassination Program?,Rosie O'Donnell's neighbors should think about moving. +The Imperium Strikes Back,Are we just posting everything we kill these days? +Walmart website is showing Indian state of Arunachal Pradesh as part of China. This is outrageous.,so outrageous +"Why does this sub despise Roshes? If they're worn with a complimentary fit and not cargo shorts, an A&F tee, and crew socks they look fine as runners imo.",yeezy 350 ripoffs +"I used to think the same thing until a few weeks ago, where I applied a 5-year-old cream foundation I rarely used, and woke up the next day with 2 huge zits on my cheek and chin :(",Well sleeping with foundation on will probably do that to ya. +Are you high literally all the time? No? Because you're an adult with responsibilities? Well that movie wasn't for you.,True facts +"I have a dream where Tab says #fuckthepolice You don't have to dream, buddy - That's Tab's default! B ) These are golden though hahahaha",Ty. +...but DO wear underarm deodorant...,you can't have it both ways! +Motivater Henry v. MF Henry not really worth 200k+ more,But that trucking boost for your CBs +I only play casual :) so operator selection isn't done with that much strategy.,Then I get why you don't wanna play I.Q! +Trump offers Goldman Sachs President Gary Cohn directorship of National Economic Council,"But Hillary would be worse, amirite." +"Black characters, female characters, alien characters?! Ugh. No thank you. Only white male characters for Amerikkka, please.",Sounds almost as bad as Star Trek..... +The last thing you bought grew 10x in size. How fucked are you?,"A six pack, I'm gunna be super fucked." +"What a pair of heroes, wonder what their reaction would have been if it was a burly construction worker and not a woman with kids?",Or a burly software developer. +Unfortunately that will never happen. Republicans have been working for a sweep of govt offices like this and this is their shining moment to kill all the shit they've been telling people they want to kill for decades. Obamacare? Dead. The EPA? Dead. Climate Accord? Dead. Department of Education? Dead. Social Safety Nets? Dead. The hopes and dreams of the next generation? Dead.,"But hey, at least there's no more Muslims!" +"She knows it was found in China, lead by a Chinese man, right?",Even Chinese men can be white if they're male and don't hate white people +When you're suicidal and just don't give a fuck anymore...,So I'll grab my bicycle and we will go climbing in Scotland? +The last thing you bought grew 10x in size. How fucked are you?,My 5 layer burrito is now 50 layers and I have more Baja blast than I need. +"Claude Giroux last night: 2 goals and an assist, 4 shots, +3, 79% on the draw, winning 19 of 24 draws. Thats it",But he sucks and we should trade him +"I'm pretty sure I read a story about a guy who blew $10k on plex, bought a titan, and got taken out by a frigate gank squad.",Frigates couldn't hold a Titan down until some time ago though... I think parts of that story might be missing. +PM,Replied! +Melee's Golden Age: Smash History's Top 10 of 2006!,Holy shit I played dope at a LA monthly a few months back and didn't think anything of it (I got fucked up) TiL +"This will always be the case. You have to bite on something eventually. I on the other hand, refuse to buy an x34 at the moment because the x34p is right around the corner and shouldn't have the issues of the x34a. When that is out though, the next thing will be 3 months away of course.","Was browsing threads that mentioned X34s on reddit, figure I should let you know that users on OCN got info from Acer suggesting the X34P launch has been delayed until Q4 2017." +"That's backwards logic, friend. Why do you think shooters don't normally target areas that allow CC? Because a bullet in the ass is to be expected.",Didn't think I needed it... but alas +Player has managed to build a working Atari 2600 emulator in the Minecraft,Only 6 year-olds play minecraft!! +No hearing for Price after Palmeri punches,Shocking +"Slimey Crud Run is next week Sunday, Oct. 2nd. 10AM, West of Madison.",I'm planning on being there! +"I liked the first half because it was trying to be a sci fy horror film. When it tries to be a superhero film, it's horrible.",You could definitely see the Cronenberg influence that Trank talked about in the first half. +meirl,Something something iPhone 7 +Jordan V Black Metallic 2016,Fuck man when I see people rock 5s this well it makes me want them but I just don't think I can pull em off +"you have to really grind the lower levels and incrementally upgrade to be able to learn it - but once you do it's fun. at higher levels you can't just mash the gas and win, you have to start playing with strategy to make the turns. of course with the top bike in the game you could easily just get it wrapped out full speed, hit a ramp, and fly over the finish line on some races.","Lol, that is fucking awesome." +"People of Reddit, why haven't we created a universal way to convey sarcasm in writing?",because that's stupid +How are you planning to invest in global warming in the long term?,some of the stuff I add every once in a while $CGW - around 2.5% of my portfolio $TAN - less than 0.5% of my portfolio I am thinking about increasing my allocation in CGW to 3% depending on the fundamentals of the underlying companies. +"More like I asked for UNFUSED Collars and cuffs and they came back fused. My ocbd has buttons spaced 4 inches apart when I asked for 3. Minor, but a bit annoying. Doesn't make the shirt unwearable though!",hmm gotcha thanks for the info! +Lytheros reaction to mvci,Can't wait for user2483 to give his take +"The new head of the Small Business Association, Linda McMahon was Trump's largest fund raiser. That is pay to play, bigly.",It's just coincidence. +Oh no nipple! Shit dude. I'll definitely have to wear my parka in the shower next time. Sorry bout that.,"How dare you be naked in a *shower*, absolutely disgusting." +New and improved: Syphilis makes comeback with unexpected drug resistance,"We need to give more antibiotics to farmers, just in case" +Nice combination of absolutely gorgeous and fucking hideous.,"agreed, nismo juke is bae but i'm not feeling the fd" +"Except in this case that's not what's going on: Trump, while he appointed Goldman Sachs members, is not *dependent* on them to nearly the same scale at all as is Clinton.","No, you're right, a multi-billionaire real estate mogul is not at all beholden to large banks." +"BREAK GLASS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY Well, I don't want to make a mess...",But what if someone breaks the glass in a nonemergency next time? +I really like them. I just wish they were cheaper,Then they wouldn't be VIP .. +MLP all the way,[](/rppcute) I had a feeling I'd find this one under Controversial. +Reddit asking me to rate their app is like me asking for karma.,"Speaking of which, can I have some karma?" +"Yes, but, they'll do it in a way that protects anyone that's currently retired or is close. Everyone else will feel the pain.","Oh they will fuck it up for oldsters too, probably hand all that money over the Goldman Sachs, where surely it will be carefully tended to in the best interests of the citizens." +"What was your first commander deck, and how does it compare to your current deck(s)? After playing commander religiously for the past two years, I realized how much my play style has changed. My first deck was [[Atarka, World Render]] voltron. After many other decks in-between, my current deck is [[Breya, Etherium Shaper]] combo. I'm interested in how other players have evolved their play styles over time.","A quickly thrown together [[Nath of the Gilt Leaf]] Elf tribal to monogreen [[Titania, Protector of Argoth]] land destruction" +"Yeah, but lets blame it all on the humans. Typical ape lovers",It's the Liberal Ape agenda at it again! +I look at the helmet law the same as the seat belt law. I don't think anyone views that as taking away freedom. It's just some common sense safety.,Should be wearing and pull you over and fine/imprison you are such completely different things. +"Did you read/watch Alex Jones back in 2000 too? I was a huge supporter of him when the 9/11 truth leaked out. But somewhere in the Iraq war he took a turn way way way too far out for me. Saying that bush/cheny/illuminati was going to implement marshall law and extend their presidency indefinitely. Then 2008 came and went without marshall law is about when I realized Info Wars may just be hype... I'm back on the fence about supporting him today, but god damn that 2004-2005 period was just too unreal for me.",But the reason martial law wasn't implemented was because of Alex Jones and his supporters exposing it! +Service dog dials 911 during fire; saves blind owner by pulling her from house,I'm more interested in what that fucking phone looks like +"The immediate post game with RW is the only time you'll see Russellbot offline. He's overcome and choked up, bawling God is good, all the time... and then you see his eyes flicker, the PC posts, the hard-drive spins up and he's back.",He was so caught up in the moment... he didn't even finish with Go Hawks +Help setting up DDJ SB2 - don't upvote,Make sure your Headphones volume is at a reasonable level and like X1124 make sure the Cue button is lit up on the deck you're playing and also make sure you headphones are plugged into the SB2 and not the computer. +I am so confused by this post,Referring to him facin problems in squading up with friends and then lot of time to find a single game.. Is what i understand from this language i learned some of this while playing league +Groceries. I wont need to buy groceries for a while now.,For 10 whiles to be exact +"It's not exactly a calculation. You move the decimal point one digit to the left. So if your bill is $50.40, your 10% is $5.04. Not difficult at all.",And 10% is a shitty tip. +"Great tips, thanks! Would you mind if I quote you (with attribution) in a blog post?",Sure. +"Yes, * Cause people could use it as an alternate zap spell if they accidently used their arrows or zap cause of spawn damage. * Also a counter to sparky with the zap reset.(My favorite part of it) * Lastly, it could help you defeat balloons easily even though people in arena 9 don't use it that much.",Oh shit another counter to sparky the most OP card in the game. +Well some more sciencey type info that's easier to see would be nice. I assume you're using a gel type polymer to hold water on roots and do a kind of low rent outdoor hydroponics grow? Prevents evaporation and runoff loss too? If so the stuff better be super cheap and really non-toxic.,"These guys are really selling this well, so informative." +The grind is real. I guess the positive side is that i didn't dismantle the Praetorian Foil so I'll take it into the crucible and see if it still wrecks.,Spoilers: It Does +Your sample size makes me a bit skeptical.,His sample size seems OK to me. +"Regarding V4C7's Ending Most people noted the last sentence of dialogue in Chapter 7, where Qrow rhetorically asked Ruby, What's your favorite fairy tale?. Obviously this is a setup for him finally explaining the Four Maidens to some extent (perhaps not too exposing of the Ozluminati, but certainly enough to make RNJR understand what they're up against) to Ruby and perhaps RNJR as well, since they are standing right there. This will make for some delicious angst development because... **Jaune is there, and he will know/figure out what Pyrrha was talking about in V3C8, and that she felt pressured to become a Maiden**. Although if Qrow only decides to explain it to Ruby/not fully explain the Ozluminati's goals then this prediction is blown straight out of the water.","pfffffttt yeah right, he's not going anywhere with this, he's tryin' to distract Ruby while he croaks" +"Hector Olivera. He didn't have the same star power/potential as Yoan Moncada, but there were a lot of clubs who wanted to sign him. Dodgers signed him with the idea that he'd be able to contribute quickly to the club (I heard stories that Olivera was suppose to be ready to play in the MLB within weeks). Dodgers instead ship him to the Braves for Alex Wood. Olivera sucked with the Braves, got suspended and spent 10 days in jail for a DV incident and was swapped with Matt Kemp to the Padres who released him.",the worst trade in Dodgers history +"What was LeBron James' best playoff performance Factoring in importance (Elimination), pressure, odds, and overall performance, what is LeBron James best playoff game played?",The one where he was outscored by Jason Terry off the bench and scored less than 5 points in every 4th quarter... +"Look at Mr. Moneybags over here with two cardboard boxes, and *tape*.",read that in the voice of zoidberg +"Saw this in r/codcompetitive, thought I would bring it here: Think of a notable match in OG COD eSports history, but only state the map and game mode. We have to guess what match you had in mind. Credit to u/killaisgoat",Sov Dom +Weeky keys earned: Previous week: 184 Couple weeks ago: 130 This week; 999999999,"Surprised the butthurt police haven't reported this to the FBI, a swat team might be needed to take out such a reckless, immoral key-glitching thug" +All the hype for Russ vs Harden and both had trash games,Ya but... triple double! +How much is Granite elven worth? Just the elven-set without mods.,I usually see it here for between $250 on the lower end and $325 on the higher end. +"Got a friend with a pickup truck or carshare? The official way is to take it to the waste transfer depot, I think there's a $5 fee for mattresses.",It's $15 now +Have they fixed the optimization now?,"Pretty much, still a some stuttering in some places but it should run at an acceptable framerate the whole way through" +I don't understand why you would want to do this. It would mean that you would reduce build variety.,"Don't mind me, I forgot the" +"Lol, lemme just download this update that will brick my phone with no other purpose -Note 7 clingers","Forced update, unless the owner knows how to root + reject updates." +Did you even read the article? You dumb as fuck if you think that's corny.,but muh wet dreamz +"How would you want future Metroid games to present their stories? Let's just assume that Metroid isn't dead right now and in a few years we get either a worthy 2d entry from Nintendo or a Prime 4 from retro. How would you want the story to be presented. Would you want Samus to speak or remain silent? Should other characters be involved in the game or should there be total isolation? Should there be any dialogue at all? Personally I think Prime 2 did it best. It had enough isolation to feel like Metroid even with u-mos being present throughout. And the short cutscenes with bosses and dark Samus were excellent because everything that they were thinking and feeling is told through body language. The scanning was there too of course if you wanted to learn more about the planet and lore. I guess if you couldn't already tell I just want a Prime 4 lol. Tl;dr do you like the story presentation of Metroid in the style of Prime, other m, or the 2d games",Other M style. +"I get almost every question down to 2 options and seem to always choose the wrong answer. Advice When working questions I can usually narrow the answer choices down to two choices if I'm not feeling 100% confident in one answer choice. After I am reviewing my incorrect answers I have noticed a pattern that when I use the narrowing down strategy to two answers around 75% of the time I choose the wrong one. This is affecting my score greatly since I use this strategy probably on 10 questions per section. If anyone has any advice or experienced something similar to this, or can just see what I'm doing from a different perspective it would be greatly appreciated.","Just pick the one of the pair you think it isn't, problem solved." +"People are complaining about nerfing Tyrs other abilities due to his buff, just revert the buff People are going on and on about how they should nerf fearless and his 2 because of his buff, JUST REVERT THE GOD DAMN BUFF.",Or do nothing +How Deserts Should Be,Lets just make the whole map flat and pink to improve visibilty and help realism... +"Because a lot of non-spell skills have a critical strike chance which the gem is able to modify whereas a lot of other skills don't have any duration to them for Less Duration to modify. Like linking Concentrated Effect to an aura; the aura doesn't deal any damage but it does have an Area of Effect so the gem will apply, reducing the area and also applying the mana multiplier.",Less duration would modify all damage so what's your point? +What about the targeting? How do you separate people that have signs of looking for a new car ???,"As a FB marketer, that's easy" +There is a Chinese restaurant near me and all the staff are Chinese with the exception of one Brazilian guy. I would imagine that's a fairly unusual cultural mix.,"No, you're being racist" +Loading game When I go to load a game it wants me to move my sim? I have no way of cancelling the action and it won't let me select the apartment she is already living in. I don't want to restart my game over and over! Any ideas?,"I haven't seen this issue, but if you have city living maybe you got evicted from your apartment..?" +"There was that one with DK and Lifestealer, can't find it now though.",I think it was called tanks and was for 6.87 +"ESPN: The odyssey of Bjergsen, part three","I dont understand why there is 3 articles about Bjergsn, but none about Dlift, Hauntzer, Svenskeren from Espn" +RIP all those who don't read this,RIP all those that do. +"I always turn the sound up for Antonidas but that's just the music. The real most powerful entrances are the legendary dragons from Classic. I dream and the world trembles, you *dare* challenge the daughter of *Deathwing*, I bring life and death, that stuff. Plus most of them have that cool music.",Alex actually says I bring life and hope +So the solution is to hand over the reigns of governemnt to an even more corrupt racist demagogue who is looking to be a putin stooge. Fuck that logic.,Who cares if a foreign government hijacked our election when someone used emails! +Just curious. Why not just use the full resolution?,the letterboxes make it feel more cinematic +I hope so. It's just a waste of airtime to have them ignore everything the anchor asks them and talk in circles.,"I hope not, this will just fuel their base' frustration with the MSM bias if they just stop talking to Trump surrogates altogether." +Sounds an awful lot like Hitler Youth to me.,Well it did say he was going to expand the SS system.... +but then og just pick naga like game 1,"Nah man, PPD would've drafted perfectly and won all the tourneys bcoz he's just great." +And that's part of the problem. No one standing up to condemn this lady,They're probably pissed the fuckers cut in line too. +"Miracles undermine faith by proving the existence of the gods. Faith is necessary for salvation. Therefore miracles prevent salvation. You wouldn't want Q15 undermining people's salvation, would you?","This generation's members are so valiant, they don't need miracles like the weak people did back in Jesus' day." +The rare Tasmanian bear,BROOOOOOOOOOOO... What kind of arrows are you using? +hmm thats a hard one... did it happen at champs?,No man definetly not +"Well a lot of shit *is* more expensive out of season, but with some food people prefer to not microwave flash frozen bags of it so everyone hypes over in season stuff Like the mcrib, kinda",I'd eat a McRib for Christmas dinner. +A roleplay group I made based on a game you've probs never heard of called Danganronpa.,Danganronpa is a super niche game +Equal height. We can't have people with totally different heights getting married. Do you know how stupid that looks in pictures?,Hey hey there buddy watch it with the hate speech I'll have you know I'm in a inter-height relationship myself and if we do decide to tie the knot I won't let bigots who think that a tall guy and short girl shouldn't be together stop us +To the no. 12 guy who maxed out lightnings evade for his arena team and handed out a few ribbons Props to you on the awesome strat. Lord knows i love me some whale hunting and im happy to put a mage back on the team for the likes of you. Almost lost my streak because of you. For those looking to avoid him his lead is a Noctis and his name is 3 Korean characters the last of which looks like a 3-branched tree. I highly advise taking him on. It will point out weaknesses in your team for sure. Have you guys come across anything interesting in arena?,I haven't paid attention but...can you dodge Noctis's flasks? +"TIL When Britain changed the packaging for Tylenol to blister packs instead of bottles, suicide deaths from Tylenol overdoses declined by 43 percent. Anyone who wanted 50 pills would have to push out the pills one by one but pills in bottles can be easily dumped out and swallowed.",Just takes too damn long +"hahahaha, sucks to suck.",You speak from a place of experience +Idiot drives his family by Area 51 warning sign and gets guns drawn on them and everyone arrested.,"Am I seeing things, or are the Air Force cops at Area 51 driving a Ford Raptor?" +UK and France are starting to become less welcoming to the Jews.,"if only there was some reason why we could point to for why that is, oh well" +USE A SNAKE AS A NOOSE TO KILL YOURSELF,Same +"1. This is not an interesting picture, you're in the wrong sub 2. The red ban sign really makes it look like you're calling to ban babysitting, or that dads shouldn't babysit 3. Babysitting is just one of many responsibilities that come with parenting, so it looks like you're saying dads don't babysit and only do other parenting 4. There's no need to brag about having an opinion that everyone in reddit will agree with",Who shit in your cheerios man +Truth makes feminists break down for days,She will be successful in the world of work. +"Wow, Shizuru is so good",damn its been a long time since ive heard that name... +Couldn't they technically get around that by making a new second company just for dealing and sell to themselves?,"right, they could call the company the Tesla Dealer!" +I don't like any Kobe songs at all,the one with Tyra a banger +NA Tactics.,"Yea, funny how there were no visa issues for Sweden globals but when it comes to the US of A..." +"I think you're the new one. If a streamer has a large virgin following/ fanbase, then it's down to them to prevent and 'hate' towards their opponent. Tell me another note-worthy FIFA streamer who shows his opponents gamertag. That is literally telling his followers to send them hate. A simple change from 'show gamertag' to 'show players name' would have prevented it...",Yeah before every stream Castro LITERALLY tells his followers to send people hate +I tried making a drawing of the medic in MS paint.,I can feel the schadenfreude. +Here we go again....,"No, it was just a misunderstood victim of white oppression." +TIL sick play = opponent outplaying himself.,"Yeah the other guy was kind of derpy, probably did not realize how occulus works." +"Giving teams so many pauses is NOT working One of the best things about CS:GO for the last year has been the pace, the one pause was a big thing that you would have to conserve and use intelligently. This allowed for amazing moments and music, time for analysis. The new pauses are so bad, there is no pace in the game, it clearly doesn't give teams enough time to even say what needs to be said to win the next round, gain composure, it doesn't give players or viewers enough time. A timeout was a timeout for the audience too, after an epic round a pause being called would be the epic cooldown we need to set some pace. Please don't fuck the game up, this sucks :/",From a viewers point of view I feel like it breaks up the game and kind of kills the pace. +"Holiday panties, soft green bikini and bright red thong ;)",That's an ass I'd like to die under +Ad for OCG Maximum Crisis,"Hype for the not so good Ruler replacements, hurray." +Malie City?,Totally don't have to go there for the Main Game. +Are there any good decks using Dark Magician?,"DARK Synchro/Tzolkin HERO using Apprentice Illusion Magician as a Level 6 for Synchro and R6NK plays, and 1 copy of Dark Magician as Allure fodder." +"I was here before I was paid for being a shill, man where has the time gone??",WRONG +It would be better if its 720p to make the battery life last longer. The ppi will be high anyway due small screen. But definitely 1080p while its docked,"Nope, has to be 4K" +"The standard you weren't alive when something happened, you can't make any inferences They use this for the Grand Canyon.",But the GC is proof of the flood that destroyed the earth! +More then likely he didn't listen to the doctor that said Make sure you're using other forms of birth control until your 3 month check. It's fairly common for people to ignore that and think the snip is automatic and not understand that you have to clear the chamber and give it some time.,Ok guy that banged his wife +"You don't understand what I'm saying. The failure they are having likely is not because of a bad node with no redundancy, it's likely a cascading failure due to some combination with faulty code and a condition that didn't exist in the test environment, and rolling back without loosing transactions or other stateful and persistent data is difficult.",They should move it to the cloud +"Nuclear and Chei are okay, probably better than whats left in EU anyway, but I think it isn't worth the synergy tradeoff that Vander provided.",Depends whether you value botlane synergy (just from communication) or jungle-support synergy i guess +"That would have been useful in the title, unless you were...",Well you _clicked_ and that was the point +Life-size Star Wars X-Wing made out of 5 million Legos,hmmm... It looks like no more than a hundred legos. +"Random off topic question Sorry I know I missed off topic weekend so I understand if this gets deleted but I'm curious. I've met so many different people on the course that are from all walks of life that share a love of disc golf so my question is... What's your day job? I'll start, I'm an educational sign language interpreter",Medical laboratory worker. +What system are you getting rivals on? My crew always needs more members.,"Xbox One .... I am not worthy for a crew, I suck at the game I just like playing it ... lol" +With such dirty minds and foul mouths.,School to prison pipeline +Please R*,They would make it a Pegasus vehicle but damn I'd buy that for a dollar lol +once i possess the vinyl i can digitize it and listen to it however i like,but will it sound *as warm* as on a record player? +"Interesting that you haven't **DENIED** trying to fuck and then kill him, Throwjob42...",Not in that order! +"I saw it happen in LA - black guy at Tongva with his girlfriend's white-as-snow daughter, some busybody hipster mama gave him an earful, interrupting him no matter what he would say (until the girlfriend showed up and they left), then kept muttering about him after he was gone. Once someone decides that you and the child don't fit, there's nothing to be done about it.",That child has clearly been brainwashed to call you daddy and give you hugs and kisses! +"Driving test every 10 years? That would cost the taxpayers too much money. Build a 3000+ mile wall using as much concrete as 40 Hoover dams to keep out the 1/3 of Mexicans that that don't arrive by plane? Shit, we can totally afford that.","No, no, that isn't coming from our tax money, Mexico is paying for it." +Tony Allen scored 19 while holding Klay Thompson to 8 points on 4/14 shooting,someone should talk klay about redistributing those points +You know who else had big rallies? Hitler.,:-D +at least it looks like the pipe landed where it was supposed to! glass half empty/half full.,"I was going to say, isn't that how they normally do it?" +zzzzz,But but but double platinum with no features You just need a certain level of intelligence to get his music +Aaaaaaand I'm getting the fuck out of this thread.,lol ya because shitting un-digested food and massive amounts of bacteria is cool but uterine lining is sick and nasty xD xD XDD +"Sorry to hear you're in a bind, hopefully good things will turn around for you in Florida!","Thanks, friend!" +Drumpf = Hitler,Fuck Drumpf and fuck white people +"You are competing against people who are using mouse and keyboard, why put yourself at a handicap? They aren't going to be worse for you because of the controller. You just aren't used to mouse/keyboard yet, get used to it then you'll see how much better it is. Get a good mouse, g502 or something like that.",And make sure to disable windows mouse acceleration (pointer precision) and the mouses own acceleration if it has any. +What is wrong with his chest,Its like he has 5 extra ribs. +Imagine the motorboating...,drowned in a motorboating accident +LF1M ToO- Leave info below,Psn mescusey +Senior Facebook Employee Arrested For Allegedly Soliciting Unprotected Sex From Underage Girl,"jesus, the guy even LOOKS like Jared" +Not with that attitude!,You aren't my mom! +Can you upgrade it?,I didn't have the gold but yeah +ex-Bungie compared to 343 Industries,bungie was trash +The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny,I don't know how many times I must have listened to this song when this first came out ha but I still remember the words... making lil' me proud :') +700 is Here!,I'd honestly rather Icefrog just removed techies from the fucking game so I could at least have closure RIP +'The right eye sees 30 fps',"Duh, how do you think 3d glasses work otherwise." +5 copies of MINT. Just comment your Cydia ID. (Ends in 24 hrs),Cydia 1499553 Thank you Always a fan of your work +I'm not asking to be carryied cause I'm already a good player my self I just need another player that has another ult account that's good that can help me towards gold cause I should be in gold,Of course you are buddy +Pretty sure refs can't use replays to make calls.,A rule which is clearly the product of rational thinking a desire for truth and justice. +"P2P or dedicated hosting? Hey, Quick question, is the multiplayer planned to be Peer to Peer or are there going to be dedicated servers for hosting?","Dedicated servers are actually moderately cheap and not that hard to set up nowadays and it's relatively easy to implement because it's just as if the host's player is simply absent (Factorio had funny makeshift servers where the host would stand in the world afk), so I would expect them." +Claudio Bravo red card vs Barcelona,What a save! +Which song is improved by adding up my ass after it?,Tove Lo - Habits up my ass (stay high **up my ass**) +"1) No they don't have a sub reddit to post on, it was banned for doxxing (read Reddit admins going on their sub and posting shit that they stopped mods from deleting as an excuse to get rid of them) 2) The article mentioned is not directly linked to pizzagate just asking a simple and reasonable question. Why have reputable news organisations decided to delete previously posted stories about a gang of paedophiles in Norway being arrested?",Who would imagine that when you ban something in one place it spreads to other places +"I'd rather go against someone wielding a bat. It's much more difficult, in an *actual* fight, so hit someone with a bat in a place that's going to stop them completely. It takes a lot of force to break a bone, and the average person doesn't have that strength. Also, the average person doesn't have the aim to hit you in the head, regardless of what they say. But a knife... you can just stab anywhere and be effective. The problem is a lot of people talk about fighting, but have never ACTUALLY been in one. And I'm not talking about a schoolyard brawl. I'm talking about a fight where your life is on the line. In a instance like that, trust me, you want a knife.",This I have no disagreement with. +Zieler is the worst goalkeeper in FIFA 17,Yeah man but what about Zealer? +"It IS spelt tire, but I think jail is too much for an error in an internet comment",The word you are looking for is Gaol. +I love that TBM's equate not wearing g's to going off the deep end I have no idea why but everyone in my wife's family is gossiping about how one of her cousins isn't wearing her garments anymore. Fucking boundaries. It's not normal to spread rumors about someone's underwear.,What is this boundary word I keep seeing? +I will have the cc4 for key,You'll give me a key for it? +It would be so stupid if it was Snoke.,That wouldn't made sense since Snoke is Mace Windu +"That's what Max said. In Dutch doodgereden could mean on purpose, by accident or completely outside of your fault.",It also implies he actually hit someone while driving. +"Yes. Wholeheartedly. Pale skin, black hair, nice breasts, light hair on a fat pussy, you're perfect all the way around.",Fat pussy the height of female compliments. +Would be almost impossible to say about anyone in the league these days... Seems like every day the top highlight is some dunk where the guy takes 3-4 steps. Unfortunate for the game,But it's a eurostep +yeah the level of protection needed costs more than the game profits,just add more spins to rs3 xd +No. you actually sit cross legged on the field and write your answers into the snow,And remember to dress warm! +So basically this year and he can void this upcoming offseason?,I believe so +"Is shaving off a year or two of my loan worth starting 7 years later on investments? Suppose i paid it in 10 while investing 10 years worth of extra cash somewhere. I am not trying to say you are wrong, just trying to understand",It really depends on the interest rate and your expected return on investment. +Just cleaning my k70...,"Please, someone, remove this guy's internet connection." +"There's also a Knock an enemy into your Steel Trap using Junkrat's Concussion Mine in quick or competitive play. doesn't really that it's the most effect way to play junkrat, just like beehive symmetra isn't a good way to play her. Unless you're in plat or something and your nest gets kills.",Just like getting 4 discord kills in 6 seconds can't be the right way because it is impossible +I was kidding,*oh* I missed the +"It was done by TAK/PKK. Which is a Kurdish organisation, and they're mostly not muslims. Why would you comment if you obviously don't know anything about the subject?",Because obviously all Middle Easterners are Muslims +"The smart move would be to play it to their benefit. Hell, even Trump told people in Michigan he wanted to bring back the jobs that NAFTA pushed out.","The smart move would have been to what, lie?" +"I think the point here is that it's wrong to assume. It also a bang-on commentary on how American's live in a bubble and are poorly educated about the rest of the world. Hey, I know that thing! It must be American! (Uh-oh, I said something bad about the US. Downvotes are gonna be comin at me like Patriot missiles.)",I'm pretty sure this is an America only problem. +"~~It's not ruined~~ It's *TOTALLY* ruined, I'll buy it off you for scrap for $20 + shipping","It's junk, but I'll do $30+shipping and send you the files afterwards." +Infected FB Morning Wood??,Which batch though? +I needed a spaceship for a thing,Star Fox ship! +"So, are black people not allowed to sport hair styles that are seen as universally Caucasian, or does equality not work both ways in this instance too?",ARE YOU ASUMING THAT BLACK PEOPLE *AREN'T* ALLOWED TO DO WHAT THEY WHAT THEY WANT WITH THEIR HAIR? +Nope. A polygon must always have straight sides.,What an important fact for everyone to know +lol same,same ayy lmao +"Oh my gosh, they finally built a new Goodwill Clearance Outlet here, and it is phenomenal. So many brand new clothes with tags still on for a dollar a pound or less on some days. I love it! Our old one was ok, but it was mostly disgusting pee-soaked bed sheets. The new one is clean and organized, and there are a lot of staff members to keep it that way.",You can thank all the customers for paying those employee wages +You'd think this guy could afford a sports bra.,Or two small pieces of duct tape +"Reddit hates fraternities because in reality they either were too socially awkward to grt into one, felt left out, or were too cool aka not actually cool but didnt wanna follow the hivemind. I know ill get downvoted into oblivion but whatever.",Rent a friend; join a frat. +Let's seal it with a kiss,This time I'll do things proper +Congrats guys,Thank you! +"Who do you think should be the one to finish off Xehanort? (If the series is gonna go that route that is) I honestly feel someone from the bbs trio (mostly Aqua) should do it, cuz he fucked them up pretty hard. Cuz from an obvious standpoint you'd think Sora, but then I realized, Sora hasnt actually seen the old Xehanort, plus other characters have more of a reason to fight him and the other Xehanorts.",Riku +Hi I'm Huff the WR and I have cable Hi I'm Huff the KR on special teams and I have DirecTV,I'm pretty sure all our receivers are cable +My dribbling failed so I had to improvise...worked out pretty well,"Stop lying, you did this on purpose." +"My ancestors are smiling upon me imperial, can you say the same?",Imperials above us! +"Yes, of course, someone who lost the primaries by over 12% of the vote, or by almost 1,000 delegates to someone who lost the presidential campaign. What a great choice, good job Reddit.",but they rigged it by talking shit about him in private emails while those dumb low information black people in southern states could vote +I put My legs. Do I fall into this category? (They are long legs fwiw),Ableist. +"I think it's going to be party game modes such as no hud, severe weapon limitations, vehicle superiority, etc.",DREADNAUGHT SUPERIORITY +"Why the hell does it matter? The target audience of this has no idea what those slang terms mean and there isn't any actual porn in the show, so it's absolutely pointless to care.",It's there but you have to look closlier at it to see all the hidden signs. +"I will report your business to BBB LTL, FTP, I am on my laptop so i hope i don't make many mistakes. I work as a customer support for an online website which sells shoes and stuff. Our return policy is 60 days no questions asked. People sometimes contact us after 65 days for a return, our boss is not too much strict and will let it pass. We have to send the customers an authorization email so they can send back the shoes. If someone contacts us after like 80 days for a return, we always say no to that request. The policy is written on our website too. One day a lady emails me asking for a return. I check her account and see the purchase was made 8-9 months ago. I reply her telling that the 60 day return window has passed and we cannot do anything now. Telling her to order another pair for her. Lady replies threatening to report to BBB and says that she will even spread the bad word about us with her relatives and friends. I tell my boss about this, they say to make a one time exception to let her return the shoes. lol. Only thing i don't understand, why everyone threatens to spread bad reputation. Why can't they say that they themselves messed up the return window. it is not our mistake if you miss the window.",Because the customer is always right. +Chorizo (and/or ham) is produce now? lol XD,"Damn Monsanto, creating pigs that grow on trees." +Trump isn't the guy in charge,"We don't know yet, who's in charge." +Hope it's a good one!,TND logo red box. +People in Toronto are lining-up for brunch at a pop-up restaurant run by Syrian refugees,Probably got the food from the food bank. +People have actually written books about his narcissism.,I'm sure having books written about him will help his narcissism +"Whether it was intentional or not, this comment just spurred a lot of rude antireligious comments",Oh no. +Best Guardian Fighter Artifacts what are the best artifacts for a tank,New Valhalla set is pretty good. +Yeah there's a reason some people actually choose not to live in cities.,Because they're racist white-flighters! +What's does it mean when it says I'm in math making group 'gold'?,sounds like you're making some high quality math. +"Atlanta is 54% African American and 38% white. In 2011, 93% of people arrested in ATL for weed possession were black. State Sen. Vincent Fort is the only candidate out of 13 candidates running for Mayor next year with the balls to talk about this and say it is time to decriminalize. Check him out!",That's because white people don't smoke weed.... Jeez +How do you get into the chase lounge at the Inglewood forum in CA? Does having the CSR do it?,"If it it is a priority lounge, use your Priority Card" +Wow it became easier? Back in the day it was the force attack shortcut (CTRL+A?),It was always A click in dota 1 iirc. +You left out one word in your quote that kinda kills your point.,How does leaving out the word new kill my point? +But what IF they did?,"There would be no more hope for the Imperium, everyone knows Malneus Calgar is the only one that can save humanity." +Lgendaries lets goooooooo,So funny +"No worries, I was scared you would accidentally trade with the wrong person(I'm very embarrassed to admit it but I've done that by accident in the past)",Do you need Necrozma? +Why would we ever try to increase driving?,Because then there would be more parking available at home? +"First, I'm assuming that his comment references Kelleyanne Conway and not the assistant manager at the Bunny Ranch whoever that might be. I'm also assuming that it is meant as an insult as I don't believe she actually ever worked there. Insulting the opposing campaign manager is not surprising however I've heard Karl Rove and David Axelrod be called a lot of things but never the assistant manager of a whorehouse. It seems likely that particular insult was chosen only because she is a woman. It also seems like a veiled way of calling her a whore. It's nice that this person decided to add a level of deniability by only calling her the assistant manager of the whore house and not directly a whore but I think it is still pretty transparent what is meant.",It's not misogyny if it's pro Hillary though. +Makes sense. I wish they'd just make the queues longer then. If I was Riot I'd judge queue health by if people get their primary role at least 50.1% of the time. I did a straw poll last week and most people said they'd wait 9+ minutes in queue as long as they got their primary role.,Cuz Reddit totally represents most players +didnt joe rogan once say tkd is useless in a real fight and he recommended kickboxing over tkd,What would the former fear factor host know about tkd +What statement makes you roll your eyes IMMEDIATELY?,"I don't disagree with you, but..." +This was my very first build. People extremely underestimate how hard it is to build something that you have absolutely no knowledge about.,No it's easy with YouTube +What is this obsession that you people have with all things deep-fried?,You people...who are you people *triggered* +"Avatar. If unobtanium is worth that much, it must have a very important use back on Earth.","yeah I agree, land was so important so we had to kick the natives out" +Exeggutor's actually being eaten by another Exeggutor!,Now look at this neck +Those damn 10 year olds with no common sense! Humanity is doomed,I have the feeling the person who made this was born in 2006 +Fans could bring guns into stadiums under proposed bill in Washington,"Alcohol, high emotions, rivalries, what could go wrong?" +why don't you better feed the children you idiots,Food is a tool of the imperialist bourgeois! +The HLTV MVP of the ECS Season 2 Finals is device,That's a lot of eco frags +Brees has games like this where he just shits the bed inexplicably every season. It's one of the reasons he wasn't really quite on the same level as Brady/Manning/Rodgers (i.e. arguably the best QB in the league) from ~2012-2014. The Falcons game from 2012 where he threw 5 picks comes to mind.,He's not top 5 +I skip breakfast. Always have and always will it seems. Works well for IF but on work days I tend to have 2 tbsp of creamer in my tea around 9am.,but you'll die if you don't eat breakfast! +THE NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS (9-4) SWEEP THE DALLAS COWBOYS (11-2) 10-7,"WHAT DO I DO WITH MY FUCKING HANDS, WHAT IS THIS FEELING" +"Bills fan here. I can only hope. This has nothing to do with the fact I played against Bell today, honest. All is not lost though, just need 78 from Dez to get the win.",Yo Dez did us right but fumbling his only reception tonight. +Nerf Realistic AI,He was just using cams +"I feel for them. Losing a wanted pregnancy must really fucking suck. But, it's not about them anymore. It's about the unborn fetus now because they chose to dedicate their time to keeping it healthy and viable. Why let it suffer for a few hours? Why not volunteer and hold somebody else's baby for a while?",Because it's not *their* baby... +"Speaking as a Millenial, where the fuck were all these participation trophies? I've literally never received a single one, and I feel like I got shafted.",Did you participate? +"How I found this Reddit and had my life turned around TL:DR; This sub is awesome and I think you guys are A1 and you're doing RNJesus work out chere, keep it up Just wanted to say my story of how I found this specific Reddit 2 months ago: So Paper Mario Color Splash leaked, and I was wondering how, so I saw on Paper Mario Reddit that people were hacking Wii U, someone said it was straightforward enough and I know a little here and there, so I tried figuring it out but couldn't quite get it. Then a gentleman from GBATemp offered to help me, we ended up Skyping and he walked me through it and now Loadiine is my best (and only) friend! After my eyes became opened, I asked about 3DS Hacking, he said that if I'm updated to latest, then I'd have to send it out and get it Hardmodded for like $100 or buy another and figure it out, I ordered a NN3DS XL 10.7.0-32 on eBay (A site I've never used until 2 weeks ago) and it should be here Wednesday. I realized that I should've just sent my NN3DS XL out and had it done for $100, would've been cheaper but it's an enjoyable live and learn process. Anyway, I've checked all the steps, I've read the Plailect Guide, and I learned the lingo. My goal this Christmas is to give my girlfriend (Fiance if she says yes) a NN3DS XL with whatever game she wants! That's noble, right? The moral of the story is that a random stranger helped me so much and my life is different now (Shoutout to REMIXDELUXE on GBATemp!) So just saying thanks to all of you because it isn't about hacking 3DS's, this is a community, a family, and you've helped me just by being here. But if I do need help, I know where to ask, Thx again Y'ALL ARE TOO FRESH! Oh P.S. I have a NN3DSXL 11.2 w/ NinjHax :( but I have another NN3DSXL 10.7 on the way, and Cubic Ninja. Wish me LUCK!",As a speedrun enthusiast What do you mean by Random Number Jesus +"It's worse than the medic's rifle grenade in the sense that the support player can now infinitely spam both HE grenades AND gas grenades, by themselves. I have no idea what idiot at DICE decided this should given to support, much less even be in the game. We already had meme guns in the game (martini henry, kolibri, hellreigel). Why the fuck do they keep adding this garbage.",You're making it a way bigger deal than it is. +In case you missed it: Deevo's INSANE redirect in gfinity the other day,It's why he plays for FNATIC right? +"all crap, except for the '15 pandas.","Yeah those Wedge Tailed Eagles and kookaburras, nobody likes those." +"because thats totally relavent, we all know how good coldzera is.. Get outta here",yeah cause fuck everything that hasn't happened this year & last. +So the Iron Lords weren't guardians? What happens when they die? I'm not seeing any ghosts with them at all. They must be WAY more badass than guardians. We die all the time!,"If they die, they die." +Was it even possible to make it to 92 if you were born in the 1700's?,"sure, old testament people lived til their hundreds!" +Titanfall 2 PC $35 ($40-5 with amazon browser extension),Hey this will boost the population to 12 players instead of 6 +And that folks is why we need the ICC.,O no but they only focus on the innocent African leaders who want to move away from the Dollar standard. +"Um, excuse me, good sir, but freedom of opinion is NOT supposed to apply to white people :o",Ummm sorry did you just assume my race (Said in the voice of someone from tumblr).... But Jokes aside you missing the +My rent for an apartment is more than what my dad pays for his mortgage.,You just need to learn to sacrifice and save more. +Crytek has removed Denuvo from The Climb,"But but but but Denovo bad, cant paly games when servers go down something something ciclejerk" +2K17 has been out for more than a month now. Smart Play button still does not work on PC. You press up on the D-Pad and the player info box just pops up. But we got 2kTv updates though. Thanks Ronnie2K.,Isn't it you press L1 (or LB) and move the stick towards 2k smart play? +Was guud bruh,What iOS you on? +"Carrie Fisher on a train in Norway, 1979 on her way to a shooting location for Empire strikes back.","Some weird perspective going on, looks like a bad photoshop." +"Investment/rental properties and divorce Does anyone have experience with the fate of a rental property purely for investment purposes in a divorce? Specifically, if one spouse solely contributed to a property with individual efforts, is the other spouse still entitled? Also, any way to prevent such a catastrophe (losing the property)?",I think it's pretty dependent on what state you're in and how good your divorce attorney is. +it should let you. I know I can do it through the God Page at least on console,"Yes, I know about it being this way in the god page but there isn't such an option in the god selection screen" +Community did their work for free but Valve doesn't sell the work (in this case: translations) back to the community for money. Got another?,"Yeah, steam is not a commercial platform for valve to earn money at all." +Or just revert back to the old shop that had zero problems. This new shop is utter trash.,but r/dota2 told me hating new shop is just old people can't handle new thing. +R/THE_DONALD HAS BEEN BANNED FROM R/ALL! The mods need to notify the members of this subreddit of this change. 30 pages of r/all and not one the_donald post.,R/T_D keeps disappearing from my r/ list and first try the app told me I had insufficient right yo view the subreddit... Stay vigilant pedes +"Wife forces a smile, forcing herself to believe, against all logic, that he will in fact be there this time. The event comes around. The child looks out to the crowd scouring for their father; they too under the strict belief that he WILL be there... Daddy promised... but alas the child's eyes find their mothers, then the empty seat where they loomed, before returning to the mother. You could see the moment the child's spirit was shattered. The mother forces the same familiar smile from that morning, now holding back the tears of disappointment and regret as she desperately tries to appear strong. Ma'am, is this seat taken? a man asks kindly, his wife in tow. No she exhaled.",And then the women pulls out all the cash to pay for their lavish lifestyle she made from just simply being a mother. +"Please, someone make a good 3rd party YouTube app...","Even if someone did, you can't sign into your account with it." +A four way six man tag? Why?,"Obviously they need a clusterfuck tag match on the card, its not wrestle kingdom without one" +"Yeah everyone in a sports administrative body has to be a registered player, can't have some pansy who doesn't know how to scrummage on a financing committee, that'd be a disaster.","We have pansies who can't scrummage refereeing matches already, so why not just go a step further." +This failed robbery attempt just keeps getting better,This is a lot more interesting when you think the guy in the red shirt is the robber on your first view. +Anybody else getting this bug?!,It happens a lot with with skype notifications. +"Aw come on, the WJ isn't *quite* minivan status yet. The new Cherokee is basically a lifted Dodge Dart, at least you can still go off road without breaking everything lol","uhh excuse me... The Cherokee is an excellent vehicle and I'll have you know the only thing that breaks is lower control arms, CVs, all electronics, shock mounts, and transfercase..." +Annnnd they are officially too old.,Why? +MFW The Countering Disinformation And Propaganda Act is basically giving CTR government level power,Noo thats not censorship thats just to fight the Russian hackers! +Because it sounds worse.,"Like, a fuckton worse." +Small Talk Monday Our weekly small talk thread. Today brought to you by the automod,Good luck to everyone else going through finals week(s) +:),"I see, so you are happy with how unhappy with the results you were then now?" diff --git a/chunk26.csv b/chunk26.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..8c90c65caff2f4d4768af2e158f81981ed73be35 --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk26.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1667 @@ +Input,Output +Desarrolle.,El tipo labura en un local de service de motosierras +"This is a clear case of wrongful injury. Brutal thugs assaulted the thief and inflicted unjust pain and suffering upon him. Financial redress is in order. As a lawyer who specializes in thief defense, I urge all injured thieves to sue their assailants. Demand payment for your suffering! Do not let thugs abuse you without penalty!",Because only gov't can attack catch and kill thieves if needed +"fair enough. I am currently satisfied with the speed of content, but ideally I would like something new everymonth. Like a character, map, new game mode etc. I think blizz is still getting their shit together for now.","I'm satisfied with the speed of content, but dissatisfied with the speed of other things Blizzard is doing." +"Ah, Jeff Stalin...probably my favorite Stalin.",Don't forget Ima Stalin. +All these people saying ROTS was overstuffed with CGI. I will never understand the Star Wars community's hatred for CGI. You guys realize we're the only ones that sickly obsess over that technology right? All movies use it. Because you can't restrict yourselves to only things you can physically manufacture. That'd be crazy expensive and super time consuming. Especially when it comes to Science-Fiction which involves out of this world- and futuristic technology.,They obviously should have filmed the Mustafar duel near a real lava stream. +"Children are ugly Don't get me wrong, I want to have a kid one day. But god damn are children and babies hideous to look at. I really, honestly hate how they look. I scroll through all these facebook photos of cute kids and it just makes me sneer. I'm not sure why. It's like I can't like children/babies if they're ugly. (I know that's a horrible thing to say) and I hope my mind will change when I have my own.",Could it be because they're miniature old people? +"I noticed that too, Was soo confused.",Points for consistency though... :) +What Absolution features should have returned in Hitman(2016)?,"I wanted a giant scoreboard that was constantly in the top-left corner of the screen taking up an obscene amount of space, with the game giving you negative points for playing the way you wanted!" +@ProFootballDoc says Stafford's injury is of minimal affect,Agree about the dislocation but what about the torn ligaments? +"Dota 2 received a huge update right after recent Boston Major. Can we expect the same after E-league major in Csgo? Just a random though which came to my mind. Dunno what to think, share your opinions guys.",I aren`t think that +I honestly hate our fans sometimes. Lose one game and you'd think we're the fucking Browns,RG3 makes those throws to win the game. +You pretty much repeated the exact same joke.,"he's not just sure, he's HIV positive!" +"Had to calm down for a day cause I don't like to post angry. No more thrifting trips for me. Was told to wait until after the holidays. Not holding my breath for that one. Be careful who you share your successes with. There are those who perceive their life as difficult, and want to see the lives of those around them just as, if not more, difficult than theirs. That goes especially true for close friends and family.",What happened? +FFXV Stand By Me,Gladdy as the chubby kid who grows up to be The Rock levels of huge made me smile. +"Summer 2010 Bidding Opportunities for Bureau of Legislative Affairs: H offers career-enhancing, Seventh Floor positions in which you can have a direct, substantive impact in achieving our foreign policy goals.","The Seventh Floor Group is something that was brought up in the latest FBI release as a group of very high ranking STATE officials, and was also called The Shadow Government." +Do you think before you post? You can use a **model** without granting the benefits.,how dare you use logic! +Dunkirk - Official Poster,Haven't seen that font before. +"How in the world are we getting votes? We've played one team with a winning record, and we lost. Other than 10-1 Maryland, our loss, the teams we've played have a combined 30-56 record. Oh, and we're coached by Bruce Weber.",Maybe some AP writers are seeing the positive pub on Marcus Foster and didn't realize he transferred? +His play-by-play caster is garbage. But his analysis is good you cant but think while watching damn i did not even realize the depth of the game,the thing is you can get a guy with even better game knowledge and good play by play casting and a more interesting personality by getting papa smithy or monte so what is the point? +84%*,shutup camper +"Pizzagate has boiled down to sheer retardation. Remember, the burden of proof for destroying someone's life is on you. Stop perpetuating fake news unitl you have prove.","You're right all of us here are basement dwelling crazy conspiracy virgins, damn you MSM!" +Dodgers expressed interest in bringing back Greinke,uhm..... idk how to feel +I sure hope holiday-Pikachu is not the whole event....,I heard there will be Beedrills whose hands are dreidels +So what's the next investment on Earth to make x60? Not limited to crypto.,Zcash +Can confirm. I am young and didn't know John Madden was legit. I had no idea Chuck Noll was a person that existed.,Typical bandwagon Pats fan. +"Bout time! He's had 8 years, why hasn't he done it yet!","The same reason he didn't attend his intelligence briefings, he was clearly spending too much time on the basketball court!" +There was three people on my bus... a man sat next to me when there was about 10 double spaces.,That should be a crime. +"Nah, I totally understand that! I just bought the Rare Replay pack for xbox One for that same reason. Let's face it, there is some nostalgia involved, but those games were fun for sure!","Yep, Definitely." +sounds like tf2 dev,a what? +"Really cool, now I'm all misty eyed and nostalgic.","Seriously, stop chopping onions already.." +That's pretty much what I was getting at...,Missed the +Could have at least let him set the record.,Jags can fire Bradley and hire him +And people wonder why some people dislike the U.S?,They hate us for our freedom +"My superb witch game (A story of teamwork) Night 1: I find the godfather. Day 2: Basically, I need to communicate to him that I'm the witch, without raising eyebrows/giving him away to the Spy, if there is one. So I whisper to (A Cockroach) I investigated you as bg/gf/arso last night. I'm assuming you're bodyguard. If you protect me, I think we can make a great team He plays along, and unfortunately as we are whispering, the town has already lynched his mafioso. We both voted guilty. Later that night, the jailor executes his framer, so the mafia is off to a terrible start. The good news is, Cockroach manages to find and kill the jailor on the same night. As I'm finding roles, I'm realizing when they ask me for wills, they're going to piece together that I'm investigating the same people who were witched. So I switch things up, saying I visited the Jailor night 2 and the medium a different night. Believe it or not, I find the retributionist the next night, when he's trying to revive the jailor. I go ahead and whisper to my godfather buddy, ____ came up med/jan/ret, guessing retributionist. Not sure why, but I'll check him again tonight. Sure enough, the godfather takes him out as I witch him again to prevent a disaster. The next day, I'm asked for a role claim. Right before though, a townie named Dux says I'm TK. So I quickly type in my will, Dux = Vig/Vet/Mafioso. Then I paste my will, and claim investigator. Then they immediately turned to Cockroach, but I quickly said he's clean, as I marked him as TOWN in my will. Bodyguard was dead at this point, so I couldn't exactly mark him that way. The godfather and I are constantly whispering every day in attempt to work together, because we assume the real investigatives remaining are sheriff, who is useless at this point, and lookout. He tells me to check a specific user, because he believes they're NK. I do so, and discover he's arsonist, forcing him to douse Dux. The town is intent on lynching the lookout claim because of too many TI claims and when there's about 5 seconds left of judgement, I quickly type he came up Lookout/forger/amne and click innocent. He's lynched on a 3-2 vote, and I pray that he's actually lookout. He is. So I control the arsonist again while constantly revealing roles to the Godfather, until eventually Dux remains, along with the arsonist, Cockroach, myself, and an unknown town role. The town finally catches on that Cockroach is godfather, and tries lynching him. So I claim that I'm doused, meaning there are 2 townies doused and it would make sense to lynch the arsonist first. (Loyalty to the Godfather) Dux whispers me, asking for a role confirmation, and I post him my will that's carefully edited. He tells me to innocent the arsonist, and that he's going to shoot the unknown town role, thinking they're the witch. I guilty him anyways, and ask for a claim outloud from the unknown role. He claims veteran. I'm thinking to myself, this is perfect. Now I can control Dux to shoot himself (incase he has any revelations), and Cockroach knows not to visit the veteran that night. That happens, and we lynch the veteran on the last day. I told you we'd make a great team.",Godfitch sex after? +Even with global warming it would still be too cold to grow anything not to mention the soil probably lacks enough nutrients to allow farming. It's technically inhabitable now in the sense that there are research buildings there that are heavily insulated from the cold weather. This is not really practical on a large scale though. All food would have to either be shipped or grown in green houses. It would be ridiculously expensive to live there.,Still less crazy than colonizing Mars! +Insane outplay on c9 squeaky,Thank god they decided to revert the ult nerfs +Steven Adams on Russell Westbrook: He's just a good dude and makes everyone around him better. Top lad. Top lad.,He didn't say mate why would you even post this +I visited my local hardware store over one year ago too,Found Michael J. Fox's reddit account. +Already did.,Make sure you are using a compatible device. +Maned Wolf - IRL hybrid animal!,I really appreciated this video +Video message from Lewis Hamilton and Toto Wolff about 2017,So... Toto will be driving the second car? +"Reincarnated Minerva friends with 5 fire latents and bind clear inherit For da cheese team. At least 5 fire latents if you do not have inherit. 300,867,329","I gotchu, sent" +"Actually shaman's should be Elemental Rager - 3 mana 5/5, Overload: (1) ^Kappa","only gives tunnel trogg +1 attack, literally unplayable" +There is - it's two minutes. Not sure when exactly the change happened but it did used to be indefinitely.,So does it end in a draw? +"I've met 3 of the 6 people who have them in the state, if that tells you why.",I see one daily in LR. +"Fort Smith Water costs more than double that of the average American city. People used to $80 bills are seeing over $200 now. It's going up again next month. The city received federal funding to fix the outdated sewage systems or be fined. They spent the money elsewhere, and now are making up for it by charging more for water than anywhere else in the country. At my house, they skip reading the meter almost every other month. What this means is that when the bill comes out, it's 2 months worth of water so they can put me on their highest tier. A family of my size with this size house should use 18,000 gallons of water. We average well under that. My bill is always over $200. I'm far from the only one. The problem is that there is no place for anyone to really discuss this. The news page is the most popular related page about Fort Smith on FB and it doesn't allow people to post to it. I found a discussion with over 100 comments within 24 hours on a local garage sale page. They're all mixed with two kinds of people: 1) Those in Fort Smith who are getting screwed. 2) Those who don't live in Fort Smith, not getting it, and saying that everyone must have a leak. What do we do? Can we do anything? Fort Smith is far from a rich town, it has no major Interstate through it, they closed the mail processing post office so now all of the mail goes 60 miles north to Fayetteville for sorting. Factories closed and moved out. The only jobs available for most people are those at Wal-Mart, or that in fast food. Now people can't pay bills on $8/hr, especially if they have kids. So a water bill coming in each month that's more than any of their other bills is insane. I'm sure we have 3 supercenters in this small town because walmart receives incentives for hiring people on benefits, which you have to be on if you're working at walmart. This town is hurting and it's sucking the life out of the poor. Also they lobbied to be able to shut people's water off after only a couple of weeks. I fear that a lot of poor families are really suffering here. I'd imagine there are kids in school right now who aren't able to properly shower because their water is off at home.",Get in touch with the public service commission. +TIL The Crit-a-Cola was designed and created 1 day before it's release,And it shows. +The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of Rebels and Imperials.,Only Stormtroopers should have blasters! +Breathing.,She could have masculine breathing. +A Christmas Journey - About the Blessings God Gives,DUDE CHRISTMAS EVE STREAM SPOILERS +console gaming is literally torture,Anything below 144FPS is basically mass genocide. +Is this in Sweden? It feels so familiar for some reason.,"Haha, I would have guessed in Canada because it's exactly like this outside my window!" +"Which if he looked at you the wrong way got him a one way ticket to headshot city. Also, if he's on a Window, shotgun in CQC or nitro cell to the face.",only scrubs play shotguns +What the fuck. Your PMS must of hated you.,It's so spiteful of them to expect basic knowledge of what the Joint Chief of Staffs deemed the biggest military threat. +"I'm so tired of seeing 9/11 twin towers posts. Remember guys, The Pentagon was attacked too.",Oh I'm so sorry. +"Right? Can't believe you're getting downvoted. She is objectively overweight, not skinny by any measurement except maybe head circumference or brain weight.",That's a dude +"Sora is in KH1, KH2, Chain of Memories, Dream Drop Distance, and Birth by Sleep.","He doesn't remember Chain of Memories, I have strong doubts that he remembers Birth by Sleep, and Dream Drop Distance is the one I was talking about." +*Fucking Russians. They leaked emails that made us look bad. Even though we wrote them. This is an act of war!*,"Exposing the corruption within the DNC is litterally just as bad as hijacking multiple aircraf, flying them into building and killing nearly 3000 people." +"Don't know why you're getting downvoted. The only reason the P-06 wasn't OP in BO3 on console was because snipers didn't have aim assist. On PC, the P-06 was absolutely THE most OP gun in the game, hands down. And now there's a version of that on IW, but this time, consoles players have aim assist with it.","Yeah, a sniper is so much easier to use than a NV4" +"Lmao. Yeah she should just leave her husband, right? Some of you people are so salty its insane.",We know enough to make summary judgment about how their lives should be lived. +I decided to see if I could make a plush version of my favorite new Sun and Moon Pokemon: Charjabug!,Make one out of minky! +"Let me see... needs new radiator + radiator hoses; valve cover gasket replacement, suspension rod ends squeaking, power steering flush, leaking air suspension, and now the alternator and battery need replaced.",leaking air suspension is a good lesson - don't buy german next time +"Calling a 10 year old girl a cunt whore that should kill herself isn't an opinion, it's just being a huge piece of shit.","Oh boy, here we go again with more liberal crap." +"What's your favorite rap battle line? Mine is, Shut up before I punch you in the TITTY.",Ak47 1150 +I like the way Radu looks at the camera after his line like what this mean?,Can we get a video of just Radulov reading it? +Can we get a Slacks tag so we can filter? I dont want to see these retarded threads they are annoying as fuck,I don't hate SAS but yeah it's getting kinda annoying to see every move he does on reddit +SOMBRA HAS BEEN RELEASED!,Mods better ban people like this +Yeah not to be racist but it's usually only black people who tend to just blare music or videos in public... please don't hate me but you know it's true,Racist +What subscription is actually worth it?,Brazzers +"Just scored this amazing 180 degree, broken leg-shot in Div 1 with Bailly!",amazing +US Congress to Put Foreign Broadcasting Under Direct White House Control,Great source. +What did you do to links eyes?,lol made them better. +I am the only one who doesn't find this satisfying?,"Nope, it makes me feel r/mildlydisgusted - there's nothing gross in the bottom of sinks that can be aerated steamed into the air, just like there's little bits of candy that fall in your keyboard!" +"I can empathise a lot with what you're saying, my first experience with Mdma was a big part of my continuing betterment. I don't really understand how it worked, but it felt like for the first time in my life all of the bullshit over-processing that made me feel like I couldn't be myself, was all gone. I was pretty upset for a while after that feeling left, but now I see it as motivation, that I can achieve that state in sobriety through sincere and mindful effort. CBT can definitely help you to understand these feelings, but I want to share with you that you need to accept the way that you feel, if you beat yourself up over feeling trapped in your mind, its going to be much harder, and anxiety-inducing to try and deal with it. Good luck dude.","also, I want to say regardless of whether or not drugs were involved, experience is experience - you've 'woken up' a little, you've seen a way that things can be different - so again, try not to beat yourself up over MDMA's involvement in that experience, because at the end of the day memories don't exist to make us feel happy, sad, angsty or upset; they evolved so that we could draw from past experience to make the best decisions we can right now." +Morning Joe: Gary Johnson Edition,"Bless your soul, this is amazing" +Slater what the shit,Cut him +Assange has totally lost credibility. When whistleblowers play partisan politics then they deserve the criticisms lobbed their way,"Yeah man, that Snowden shouldnt have attacked the Democratic Head of the IC the way he did, proving he was lying about spying on americans and all" +what is girl,Is kill +Where is xico from k1ck?,hwa gaming in in the turkish league +What is a present you should never give anyone for Christmas?,Engagement ring...good job picking a special day. +It's just the Beatles for sale cover,Thanks! +What is the most counterproductive habit/activity people engage in?,Anger +Good! Bout time someone showed some Southern pride!,South's gon' rise agin! +Tremendous news! Former Barclays CEO joins Blockchain.info-- A huge win for Bitcoin. Marco Santori on Twitter,Am I the only one who thinks that there is missing +"Should I buy the inferno dragon? So I recently reached legendary arena and have 40,000 saved up from general chests and the free entry to the electro wizard challenge and achieving 12 wins. Today the inferno dragon appeared and I am wondering if it is worth paying for. I am not oblivious to the fact that he is extremely underwhelming. However, i do see a buff incoming for him and sparky, making him a somewhat more compelling choice. He also goes towards my collection of all cards in the game, leaving just log and GY to acquire.",A clan mate made it to 4K with Double dragon hound deck +"The hell? These boosters aren't really boosters then. When i sell Nightbane runs, we always do it from start. It shows that we are capable, and person is paying after speedrun. Seriously, to me they act like scammers, not sellers",Only coming in for the Nightbane kill is even more convenient for the buyer though (if it's about nightbane loot/mount and not the speedrun achievement). +davis bertans ejected for a mild shove on greg monroe and now this.... there must have been a zero tolerance rule made in the offseason because people are being ejected for really weak shit,Oh yeah zero-tolerance policies work great... +who is the best jungler that streams or makes youtube videos I'm trying to learn how to be a better jungler,Dukesloth +Church is fun? What alternative universe are you living in.,"Turns out, different people have different opinions." +2 BI execs admit receiving P48M from Jack Lam,"So much investigating, this admin is doing." +What's an extinctioner?,"The thing that makes fires extinct, duh!" +And blackjack and hookers,I thought that was Florida on a normal day +"Yeah man, I sure wish they'd have printed Tarmogoyf in this standard! absolutely nobody would complain about that, right?","I mean, you have a 2 mana 4/5 Vigilance that gives your man lands +2/+2... a 2 mana 5/6 would just be a way to trump the other 2 mana green creature" +That there is only one Matrix movie.,Is it the 3rd one? +"You can't get it on your opening hand but; 1. You can get a duplicate of it if you have two or more of that card in your deck 2. You can draw the mulliganed card at any time during the game, even turn 1","And in my experience, if there's a card you definitely don't want in your opening hand, after throwing it away in the mulligan you will definitely draw it on turn 1." +It'll most likely just translate to a general Democrats did it too!,Democrats were the pro-slavery party! +what iim saying is if I could get them to admit via a phone call that the initial meeting I might have recorded - they were aware I was recording it but didnt ask me not to.,How do you know they were aware? +Why does it matter anyway? People her size exercise like 5 times a year at most.,Because looking the part is the important thing! +"Nope, they're permanently attached to that vehicle.",Oh ok thank you so much. +"Hundreds of thousands of people still playing a game that was released almost 30 months ago in a time where many good games are always being released. So yeah, definitely dead, right?",People still play this game? +The cost of regalia is too damn high!,Yea but that's PRE-tax +Because Obama was relatively nice to Cuba. That makes it bad. Obama has been a big meanie to Russia. That makes it good,that makes you smart +"100$ Amazon Gift Card - What To Buy? Greetings, all. I've been gifted a 100$ amazon gift card and im not sure what to buy. I currently have a 15 macbook pro with retina display, running logic, serum, massive, and some waves shit. Ive got two external displays and JBL 305s. I have a keylab 61 and Launchpad mini. I've been experimenting with Ableton a bit more, too. What do you guys recommend? I do not currently own an audio interface (my next purchase for sure), however the focusrite one I have my eyes on is over 100, and something I will buy in a few weeks. I could use the gift card then. I also have been looking at an Akai mpk mini for portable use. Any other suggestions? Can't really think of anything myself. Ive got all the XLR cables and shit, too. Thanks!","If you don't posess a midi keyboard, get one." +Downvoting Swedes are scared of their inevitable future if something isn't done.,Someone gild him! +Saw a guy deadlift with paper towels around the bar. Offered him some liquid chalk. Probably changed his life forever,"I do it because it's free, it works, and it doesn't get crap all over my hands." +"It's not easy, but honestly this is the best advice for success in life (school, job, family, etc.)",But the baby boomers! +So what? She took this bangin' picture of herself and gave something.,Yea u/gsncheez Where's your banging undies pic? +(RAW Spoilers) Cesaro is amazing,But his moveset is wacky +"Nice idea, m8.",That's what I'm here for +It's official: Amy Schummer will play Barbie in a live action movie by Sony (brought to you by the same excecutive that made Ghostbusters all female)!,Anyone who doesn't think this is a great idea is a sexist +Forg1ven just wants to 2v3 and goes INSANE,Brilliant +"If an electronics license were required, how would manufacturers make a profit on v$150 computers that play games* as well as $1000+ computers? *solitaire, minesweeper, Sudoku...",*suhdookoo +"I mean the front page of r/videos right now features a man who'd been torn up pretty badly by a tiger shark with a large lac over his quad, and another featuring a guy who'd been torn up by a grizzly...","Taylor Swift, humour, sports, humour, something, kid, Norton, monkey, skydiving, tourist, cavemen, shortt film, crack, marketing, westham, science, japanese, australia, mirror, butterfly, OJ, IRS, pirates, TIL, Vin Scully Where is the tiger and grizzly?" +"For the love of God, get out of your titan and cap/amp the point!!! I can't believe how many times I've seen players completely neglecting a point so they can get some extra play time in their titan. If you're sitting next to a point and can't get at in your titan, for the love of god, hop the hell out! Run assault chip and put the titan on guard. You'll be twice a effective and maybe will win a game of Amped Hardpoint for once!",but it's so safe and comfy here in my giant robot. +More electors join call for Russia interference briefing before vote,"On the plus side, we can finally get rid of all these departments that just lie and spread propaganda since they dont do anything." +Because reavers have the biggest hitbox and are the hardest to aim with. It's really noticeably easier to hit them... It's not just an excuse that skyknights came up with.,Meanwhile the ~~pancake~~ Scythe... +"Snakes, Moose, Tigers, and a single White Whale.",Meese* +you realise that the armored cars are basically with 100% armor upgrade? they are not really that armored,Didn't realize putting armor on any car meant it will survive multiple explosives +"Whereas quiting to save your other 2 mons is currently a completely legitimate strategy (that i use frequently), Im not sure I would be opposed to this change adding another element to GW.",I save my mons in gw all the time when I know I lost lol +was going to ask this guy to hop then realized he's sporting the EXACT same gear as me,even down to the lava whip lol +"Medium vaults now produce a loud sound, similar to fast vaults. An undocumented change in the recent patch. Window mind-games (where you fast-vault a window and then come back again med-vaulting to trick the killer) are no longer possible because of this. Thoughts?",Nerf stealth great idea +"Never heard the term kiddyfiddler, is that English?",I don't speak russian. +"That's a fair point, but in practice it means I'll always be the weakest player on my team. Maining one hero in all situations is a bad idea, but I being decently proficient in 2 or maybe 3 heroes is the best I can probably hope for. Even if I main only one hero I won't ever be at the skill level required to carry my team.","Being decently proficient in 2-3 heroes is still being flexible, I play McCree, Tracer, Mei, Roadhog and Ana - with this combo i can flex into most DPS heroes, bar Genji." +OMG. Man-made things have a creator you say?,Proof: Man made himself. +Do you remember all 134 champions? Test your might!,"I got 133, not sure why people think Aatrox is a champion." +Georgia Tech RS FR Linebacker Emanuel Bridges transferring,Dibs! +"Sources? We don't brook with sourcerors and others as what cavort with the lamestream media. We're honest, god-fearing Republicans! We only trust in fake news and Russian propaganda around here.",Also the parts of the Bible we say count! +Everything Wrong With Star Trek Beyond In 17 Minutes Or Less,"Remember, when CinemaSins used to be good?" +Accused 'Pizzagate' shooter faces federal charges,"Well, he was a false flag Manchurian puppet set in motion by Hillary and Polestar and the RAND corporation so it doesn't matter" +shes actually pretty balanced looking so far,"She can get true damage triforce procs constantly with her second Q, as well as true damage titanic hydra active, has a heal, a massive shield, a stun that doubles as the longest dash I can think of existing, and a better j4 ult that also briefly makes her untargetable during the animation." +fuck splyce,"Yeah, let him stay on the team and be shit because he's a cool foreign dude that's supposed to be good" +"Thank you. Don't sweat it, I appreciate your input all the same.",If the second hand ticks it's a quartz if it's a constant sweeping motion it's automatic mechanical +Someone please tell me if there's anything for dva.....I'm desperate.......,"Festive lights victory pose, no skins" +"It feels like I've drafted a strong deck, any thoughts/crit or considerations?",Play it well and 12 wins is in your reach +Poker isn't copyrighted,"Yeah, a better allegory would be if you started printing and selling your own Pokemon cards, which would probably get you sued pretty fast." +"Well there is Ben Carson, a world-renowned brain sugreon who never should have been a thing in politics, yet somehow ran for president as well without any government experience, turned down an offer from Trump to be over Health & Human Services because he didn't have any government experience, then accepted the offer to be over Housing and Urban Development, because... uh...",Sure... put the black guy in charge of the ghettos...\ +"This is fucking absurd. I'm a transwoman, and if you purposely call me a he, I will be offended. But it's your right to offend me and be an asshole. Freedom of speech also comes with the freedom to be an asshole.","Agreed but this isn't about pronouns it ads gender expression to the list of other things the government can't discriminate against like race, religion, that kind of stuff people are still free to be jerks." +You can change your name.,yep and if you bleach your skin then you're 100% good to go. +"Occasionally you see somebody pop up in T_D saying this might not be a good idea or this doesn't seem like what Trump promised on the campaign trail, and it gives me hope. But then those comments get downvoted while the following kinds of replies get highly upvoted: * you worry too much * stop concern trolling * [vacuous explanation about how this corporate appointment is way different, and totally not as bad, as Hillary Clinton giving speeches to corporate groups] * This pick is high energy! The only reason I give any credence to the idea that T_D is overrun by Russian shills is because their policy on every crazy thing Trump does is I don't care. It'll be fine. Go Trump! Whichever one of Putin's men realized you can totally snow a huge number of Americans by pretending to be uncontrollably patriotic, is quite perceptive, because it's absolutely working. Sorry to be insulting but that sub has totally turned off their brains and adopted the policy position of whatever Trump says or does is fine by me. It doesn't even matter that he's contradicting everything he said to win their votes. Most of them keep saying, well this doesn't really make sense, but he's just playing 4D chess. MAGA! Fuck that. What a bunch of posers.","You know, comments like this are why trump won" +"He says the Syrian Army stopped the evacuation because of Fua and Kafraya, and that the Aleppo rebels can't break the deal because they are desperate to leave and are not strong enough to break the deal anyways.",thank you! +"well almost 2 in every 7 people are muslim, so...","By that logic, there should be even more Christian terrorists." +Liberty Counsel Warns That Religious Leaders Might Soon Be Beaten To Death For Celebrating Christmas,But I thought Trump won? +Pope Francis backs gay marriage protests in Mexico,"But he's so progressive, and awesome..." +"I think eGPUs are going to be the big game changer to make people change their attitude about the new MacBook Pros. Want better GPU? Just go buy one and plug it in. There's a world coming very soon where, when you plug your computer in to your desktop set up, part of that will be the eGPU to bring a high end graphical experience to your workflow. Even though eGPU enclosures are really expensive, I don't see them being out of the question, especially for Pro users complaining that no MacBook in the history of Mac ownership has ever been powerful enough for whatever insane thing they're doing.",Knowing 2016 Apple they'll wait till a wireless solution becomes available +Taron Egerton Says Kingsman 2 Is Not For The Faint Of Heart,Just as long as there aren't an anal sex jokes. +Anywhere to get a free money order in Fargo/Moorhead?,"If you get a checking or savings account at Affinity Plus credit union in Moorhead, they do something like 5 - 10 free counter checks a month, which are pretty much the same as money orders." +If this were a female I doubt it would be the same,Tell me all about your experiences living Iran. +California everyday. Its okay to miss your exit. The world will not end. Stop endangering everyone else! GRRR,Ya George RR Martin really needs to figure this driving shit out. +Because Scooby Wright had a better year than him and was an All American.,Scooby was incredible that year +"Good luck with, I'm sure the GOP reaaaally wants to let you form unions and fight for a higher min wage. I think more likely they will say you are worth what the market says you are",Maybe he'll get some Trump University vouchers? +Nothing like a couple of euthinizations on Christmas,Name checks out +What is the most expensive thing you've destroyed?,Op... you listen to the jason ellis show by chance? +Or just don't pre-order in general.,Don't tell me what to do with my money! +"I was one of those uptight puritan soccer moms who complained, years ago. Didn't appreciate being sober enough to get the joke, and enter the correct restroom with my very young child... to be greeted by a drunk asshole with his dick out yelling at me that I was in the wrong restroom. These joke signs would be fine by me in a 21 and over nightclub. Not in a family restaurant that also serves alcohol. Joke restroom doors do not mix with alcohol and kids.",But what if that drunk asshole identified himself as a woman that day? +Why is it wrong? Property taxes have a lot of room for increases.,Yeah they should be pushed up to 30-40% of the value of the property! +"All you are missing is the guns, meth, and sibling flings","Because people in the city don't use guns or meth, only dumb southerners do!" +I don't know. Lovie turned that team around and was making them into something good. I'm still not entirely convinced Koetter isn't just riding off the coat tails of that.,Sorta like how Gase is riding on philbins successful as shit coattails right? +"Presumably better ones than Purdue, which was my point.",Fleck to Michigan when Harbaugh leaves to coach the Browns confirmed! +"Hmmm. every one of my girlfriends has been between 18 and 23 when I started dating them. I've gone on dates with people closer to my age (I'm 41 and went on one date with a 40 year old in July, for instance. And there's a 35 year old I know who I think is kinda interested in me, so we may go out soon-ish), but those never work out.",So wait your 41 and your girlfriend's are usually 18-23? +What did you think they were?,Indians clearly. +nice effort man at least you didn't leech :D,"Ikr, I'm not like those nasty leechers" +"An aerosol to cool the Earth. Harvard researchers have identified an aerosol that in theory could be injected into the stratosphere to cool the planet from greenhouse gases, while also repairing ozone damage.",I'm sure will be no unforeseen problems with this! +Metro 2033's Studio Is Releasing A VR Shooter- Exclusive to Oculus Touch,Cyka blat' +"Not OP, but ordered a 128gb microSD card from that sale/glitch and havent heard back from them :/","I was trying to order that 128gig as well, but too many errors T.T Did you get a refund?" +Clinton encourages kuru disease,Good for a laugh +Damn strait. How dare russia destroy what america worked so hard to build!,COMMI! +"As a Canadian, this is how i imagine the southern states are all the time -",This is all the states all the time. +Audible Tech Chasing - A New Smash 4 Wii U Concept - GimR,"Whoa, Lucina's better than Marth at something?" +Im more worried about your PSU I hope it isnt those generic ones that have a risk to shock and kill your components?,Yeah looks like it.. most good name brands don't even carry 300watt unless I'm going crAzy. +Reddit CEO Steve Huffman: I screwed up and I want Reddit to trust me again,Yeah that's surely going to happen after censoring TD from all. +iPhone 5 9.2 am I the only 1,"Karen published a tut on how to find offsets, so I'll look into finding them for our devices" +Bit of a throwback. The Old Nite saying cheeze when I asked him for a picture. ~Fall 2002,444 +Exclusive: LG G6 images and video renders,Can they render a bootloop preview so I can see it? +Which China? The big one or the good one? -Trump?,Good one. +OFFICIAL GAME THREAD: WARRIORS (21-4) VS PELICANS (8-17) LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO,More iso it's working well +I am a children!,And I am my axes! +Cowboy action is best action,Not really cowboy action but still cool. +9/11 lover i think...,I'm guessing (as others have also) that it's 911 Porsche lover +Where should my boyfriend and I get takeout from? I narrowed it down and he is flippity floppy.,Thai. +"i do this a lot, too.","It seems to help out quite a bit with denser brushes, not that you would know anything about that ;)" +Or they just dip the old fries back in the fryalator for 30 seconds.,We called that snowflaking them when I worked in a burger king. +I love the open fields. The absolute lack of cover makes it a real joy when walking between capture points.,"But if they turned that lack of cover into trenches, you'd just become bored because of the back and forth that is trench warfare." +"U.S. to halt some arms sales to Saudi, citing civilian deaths in Yemen campaign",Yeah because now they must really care about the yemeni civilians +"You obviously hate pizza No I love pizza That just proves you hate pizza, case closed",This reads like a conversation between retarded democrat pedophiles... \#pizzagate +Was she lost?,Some beta cuck bluepill faggot let her use his computer. +The Asians probably.,Bout time. +"People are going to fuck with it, but it's always possible to just punish or ignore those people. That's what happened at the high school I teach at when new bathroom laws went into effect. Kids made jokes and one kid took pictures of girls in the bathroom, but these students were punished and it stopped pretty fast.",Gosh darn social justice madrassas +"Don't worry babe, I'm a *sexologist.*",I'm sure sex with Laci Green is outstanding. +If they aren't charging everybody the exact same price for the exact same service wouldn't that be a discrimination lawsuit waiting to happen?,"If they don't charge the feminist events, it's fine fam." +And 100 years of being alive. Fucking pedophile.,Cant forget the wearwolf that was in love with her pre-unborn-daughter the whole time +What sub did you immediately nope out of?,r/nicegirls Was hoping to find a female alternative to r/niceguys but that was most definitely not the case. +Linadas profile picture is from a hentai,Holy shit... TIL +"And unused disk bandwidth is wasted disk bandwidth, right?","If I am not running every single kind of stress test at once, am I really using my computer?" +[](/maudbrow)Please humor me by explaining to me how we are a problem? I would love to hear you try to rationalize your unsubstantiated accusation.,he's +**FUCK** Cloud - Link main,"Yep, that's what I say" +Can anyone tell me the density and viscosity of gender fluid?,"That's really hard to say, as gender fluid is not only non-Newtonian, but also defies the laws of Gay-Lussac." +Jim Harbaugh Killed 5 Harbaughs. He was meant to be a sextuplet but he made sure no one else made it out of the womb.,Well John made it out didn't he? +"What character would you like to see made into a Black Series figure? After the survey that came out about a week ago, I'm curious to know what you all want to see in the Black Series line. I personally would love to see a Death Star commander. I would also love to see Tarkin! I also really hope we get a Chopper. And if we're talking about the Black Series line in general, I'd love to have Ahsoka's sabers and a tie pilot helmet. What do you want?",Pod racer Anakin. +It's beautiful :'),i threw up in my mouth a little +"Are you strapped in? Got your helmet on? HAYES DAVENPORT IN-STUDIO! JOHN HODGMAN IN-STUDIO! BEST SHOW 12-13-16 BEST SHOW TONIGHT HODGMAN DAVENPORT IN STUDIO! 9PM EST http://THEBESTSHOW.NET #TomHodgmanHayes VERY excited for tonight! John and Hayes are probably the two guests with the best chemistry with Tom, excepting maybe Julie Klausner!",I loved every minute of this episode. +"Sorry to hear that, well if we don't get him, hopefully he'll be out full version this weekend...although I would love to have him...having him only for a limited time would've been a tease. ( but I still am gonna keep trying the code route ).","Yeahh, he looks good though and would make me think hard about keeping Emitt as my RB." +Ehh? It works the exact same except your achievements don't go to steam and your friends don't know if your playing.,But that's the whole point in playing games! +"None really, I don't get worked up over what people say on the internet",How DARE you be so indifferent! +Yeah Steel is great. I just wish his Bulwark didn't feel so clunky and awkward to use. They really should just give him full movement in it and make it so he doesn't hunch over.,"They've widened his hitbox though so it's very useful when you don't want you not ADC to take damage, and they can shoot over you." +And our glorius leader still believes demonetization was the right move.,There is no such things as 'wrong move' according to our gov +Depends upon her consent,Not really. +Are you saying that because he's not white?,Why do you have to go and bring race into it... +"in MN here its always those assholes think their big ol' chruck can handle anything just cause its maybe a 4x4 always satisfying to see them in the ditch, shivering in their Monster logo snowmobile jackets, while me and my little RWD ranger go slowly putting past not feeling the need to overcompensate makes you a safe driver sometimes","As a Texas driver, y'all slow pussies" +What is your most anticipated video game of 2017?,ITT: I find out that 2017 is going to be absolute shite and 2016 at least had one thing going for it. +A really interesting spot for a canal city,I really want canals to be a buildable improvement when there is one or two tiles separating you from the sea... +"My friend is an electrician, and that's exactly why they're upside down. They do that at our school and work too","my dad is an electrician and when asked why he doesnt do it upside down he said fuck that, thats what circuit breakers are for I feel super safe with his work" +if you draw hands on the small McDonald's hot cup it looks like a butt. If you poke a hole in it...,I'm just mad people keep trying to draw the thumbs on the hands. +"Wait, who weighs the weights?","Why weight watchers, of course" +Jagex need to fix their double standards and make Rules that are clear and that they enforce for EVERYONE.,I love that we have so many heroes on reddit +No. That's a basic Shaman totem and everyone has seen it and knows what it does. Rank 3 and you have a card on your board that you don't know what it does? -_-,playing warlock obviously my first thought oh ye i have spell power totem on board +"Yep, leather packages are one tick above the popular equipment package. **So lsd baby!**","Yeah, but in a 1992 that's a viscous LSD that's most likely turned itself into an open diff by now." +Great UI improvement today! But check this!,I think we can fix this if Valve binds the time slider to alt! +There's an anime for that.,Name? +I wonder what Kanye will say after Trump lifts all bans on oil drilling and starts imprisoning Muslims,I'm still waiting on obama to make white slavery legal... +After 3 YEARS...,NIN fans since 1989 had the same situation with Broken lol +"If it was a woman, she'd be curvacious.","Can't be alpha, doesn't lift." +"Jeter is a Jordan guy, so I'm not quite sure what she means. I mean Jordan and nike are separate but he definitely could be doing something on the campus",CC's on jordan brand too so i'm sure it was jb related. +Jesus Christ dude.,"Wow seriously, can we get a delete for using his name in vain You people really are the devil" +If the answer is clear who would you vote for?,"The one person who has a plan and doesn't think that kicking everyone out of their country is the real solution for problems in economy, security, education, etc." +What is your anger trigger that can take you from 0-100 instantly?,Animal abuse. +"Well, play jdnf maybe? Since DnF(or DFO) is based on p2p connection, you would have a quite bad connection if you party up with NA users.","I don't feel like throwing away ~2 yrs of effort, :( + i don't read japanese so.. jdfo would be a pain" +hahahah ikr,downvoted for laughing? +"It's not slavery, it's society. You see they work for each other, they pay each other, they buy houses, they get married and make children that replace them when they get too old to make power....",That sounds like slavery with extra steps... +What else is besides Frost/Ember Prime limited for now? Title should say it all.,Riven mod alors :l +"You're stupid, thanks for the great advice.",Well worth the wait +All will be revealed in time young Padawan.,Star Wars Rogue One tie in confirmed... +Lol because the Primarily black and Latin countries are doing so well?,Because the white man messed it all up for them +How is feminism and breeding related at all?,"They involve the word feminine and as we all know, all women want children." +How does a diehard Patriots vs Vikings family happen?,"I dont know, but there is a commerical about it somewhere" +Give up without someone abandon,Yes it's stupid that Valve put in place a feature that prohibits people from derailing so easily. +"If animals do not exist in the pokemon world, how can Zubat be called the bat pokemon?","If Rick Flair doesn't exist in the pokemon world, how come Incineroar is considered a heel pokemon" +Is your friend from England?,Yeah cos English was invented by Americans so they know better +Beautiful Overload of Blackheads,Beautiful 480p too! +Semi truck carrying huge steel beam tips over,Must have encountered some jet fuel. +"Damn, I liked the scenes with the woman",Yeah the moped was sexy! +This is such shit,lol git gud +yeah dude it is. always goes on the front foot. maybe you were surfing fakie? that would explain the kook stance...,"lol you're a retard, have an upvote." +I mean seriously. The only reason we're seeing so many Pirate Warriors is that it's the fastest way to grind to Rank 5 and also the cheapest to make.,Wow I have never heard of a deck that has done that in hearthstone before +"Bro! Me too - Just finished the build this morning. It's good to be here. I loved the Zen announcement, but damn, it's nice to have a working computer right now. And the 6700k is absolutely no slouch.","Mine is not K tho, not a big fan of OC." +Just play hardcore.,NO I LIKE HAVING TO DUMP 45 ROUNDS INTO SOMEONE JUST TO KILL THEM! +Trump aide Anthony Scaramucci: Scientific community gets 'a lot of things wrong',"Yep, the non scientist is correct, to hell with all the PHDs and ultra insanely hard work to achieve that distinguished position, I'll go with the aide to the orangutan-in-chief..." +Did Seth McFarlane have a love child with skinny Jimmy Kimmel?,"You know, I've gotten Jimmy Kimmel before" +Alternative: the sister somehow found out and just wanted to screw with him.,"Alternative: his sister is psychic, always has been but she keeps it secret because she's in the x-men." +Second poster got banned. I guarantee it.,But its a safe space why would you think that? +Australia,King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard +Large Majority of U.S. Voters Supports CO2 Limits and Renewable Energy,I purpose we stop talking about the majority of US voters when referring to things and instead only talk about the percentage of likely US voters who live in swing states. +The 5 does.,*You're* the problem! +Does this look like spit?,"Yeah, man." +It also victimizes the hell out of actual women when you let them play rough contact sports together.,"Biology is a social construct you bigot, you don't want to agree with the big bad TERF OP, right?" +How the 2016 election was hacked,"You know, Putin wanted America to get stronger and peace with the United States." +Fun thought. Ba'athism is pretty much contemporary fascism with some Islamic elements.,"The SSNP is not Ba'athest , Ba'athism is racial Arab nationalism , The SSNP believes in Romantic Syrian nationalism" +New rice for a new computer,Please remove the non-canon 8th desktop. +If this shit won I would hate to see the losers,Savage af +If you could end Ash's journey how would you do it? I would have it end with * Team Rocket doing an all out invasion of the regions as Ash and all his friends unite to end Team Rocket once and for all. * Ash teaming up with other protagonists from other universes to fight against either a new villain,Have him be brutally killed. +"Really Verizon, is that what you call it?","If you rather pay an extra $15 a gig, turn off safety mode via the my verizon app." +I wish my parents took even a passing interest in my life outside of my school work :(,You must be Asian +"It's actually fairly accurate, after all, Harlem hellfighters fought in separate units from the white fighters",That's the point of the joke man... +What's better?,this shit gave me cancer +What is something everyone should Google?,Porn. +Take 2 stakes and a roll of twine. Mark out the endpoints. Follow w/ paint.,Like we had a budget for twine +I hear about about drunk drivers who aren't cops hitting people all the time on the news. It's news. Get over it,"Yep, drunk drivers are on the front page of Reddit every day..." +"FAKE NEWS COVER UP IS OVER!! SITTING DEMOCRAT CONGRESSWOMAN OPENLY ADMITS OBAMA GAVE WEAPONS TO Al-Queda & ISIS!! Hey zombie leftists, wake the fuck up, does Obama get away with killing innocent Muslims & destabilizing Europe because the dad that banged his mom and left her was black?",Oh are we holding people accountable for everything they Tweet now? +New Gundam for the new season of IBO ? Gundam Dantalion ??,I like the overall design but anytime I see the face I just see a :3 +Great. Now they can move on to tackling the true menace to our society...penicillin.,"Penicillin is making drug resistant bacteria, so it must be banned." +"Only boundaries so far, not one single.",Singles over rated in day night cricket +Warm green glow? Do you know anything about nuclear energy?,"Yeah, he watches the simpsons." +"I'm curious what a liberal shithole looks like? Free healthcare, equal rights, and legal drugs? The horror!",Last time I went to Timmie's the person at the drive through window barely spoke English! +A bot that learned plot lines from MAL and generates new synopses,A lot of these are absolutely terrible... 10/10 would watch +Yahoo discloses hack of 1 billion accounts,Must be why there are so many insane responses in their comments section +Other divisions: Atlantic: -9 Central: -22 Pacific: -36 NUMBERS WILL LIKELY CHANGE SLIGHTLY BY END OF THE NIGHT,"Be sure to post it again when it changes, we really need to update ourselves on things that can be seen by going to the standings" +Today I learned the difference between a Maze and a Labyrinth. A Maze is a puzzle that has an entrance and an exit with wrong turns along the way to confuse you. A Labyrinth is a meditative path that has one entrance and always leads to the center.,You remind me of the babe +"Hillary is a much better person than Bill, and you like Bill better anyway. Because reasons. My fucking god.","Bill just looks like someone you could get a beer with, Hillary would probably order white wine" +I live a couple of blocks from here. Out on a walk. Stuck drivers honking.,Honking helps the snow melt faster. +"Holiday Easter Egg? Just played a game of RTTS where I swear to god the umpire yelled HO HO HO! It was after the third pitch, to make the count 2-1, as Rangers vs Mariners if it's some other obscure call I heard wrong. If this has already been discovered and I'm just late to the party let me know.",Was it outside the strike zone and he gave you a present with a strike call ? +The Coke contract better be worth it,To think that male polar bears can become cannibals and eat baby polar bears makes me sad. +What's worse than being murdered? Lol,A macbook +Terry Rozier is also 5/30 since late November,"Nah dude, Terry is a poor shooter plays worse defense and has absolutely no clue how to run an offense or even play any semblance of PG but he's better" +James Anderson out of Chennai Test,I guess the pitch condition was not English enough. +Don't leave us hanging....what does the other half of her train?,Pokemon +"They are doing her a favour getting her away from their ass-backwards ideology, and their students a favour by clearly demonstrating what a sack of bullshit their religion is. Be excellent to each other.",Be excellent to each other unless you being to bullshit religion +What is it then?,"A dimension to another world has accidentally been opened in a secret research facility, causing the atmosphere and monsters to leak through into our world" +That dude must be thinking about his life choices.,"Totally, I mean who on earth would want to get stroked by Kristen Stewart, what a loser etc" +Prior to the civil war there was an understanding that the states had the choice to leave. It's pretty well established now that they don't.,"But, but.... states rights" +Okay. Who wants to be the one to post this in the flat earth subreddits?,You can clearly tell in this photo that Earth is flat and circular! +"Are dreptate, eu de cand va zic voua ca Dacia = leaganul civilizatiei.",Ce legatura are o masina cu leaganul civilazatiei? +New PS4 'Revolution Pro' Controller Announced by Sony,Thank goodness the included the headphone jack. +"Actually we would always have 90% of the playerbase in bronze/low silver, since ranking is relative. Plat will always be ~8-10% of players, Dia will always be ~2% of players. Also, the point is exactly having more Vision right in front of you instead of placing wards or looking at the minimap.","Yeah, but if everyone in NA played 10-20% better we would be able to lower the gap with Korea" +What did you spend your SBC investment profit on? Saved it for TOTY? Splurged on more SBC's? Packs? Bought the one guy you've been saving for? I personally went to get my favorite card/player; SIF Hazard ST,"got an xbox for christmas, traded myself up to like 10-15k invested all of that and traded it up and am now at like 90k :D upgraded my starter team so i can play with a somewhat decent squad in the weekendleague :D" +"How I feel after finishing ToA, ToAH, summoning an ifrit, max skilling any mon, completing my daily missions...let's face it, the whole game is one huge grind!",never seen this before +Tell me again that the Alt-Right isn't a white supremacist group...,"PRO-WHITE ISN'T ANTI OTHER RACES, HERITAGE NOT HATE" +"yeah did some drop and drag but when i opened the files on another computer the were empty, so i have to go back and figure out what went wrong now.",The files themselves were empty or were there no files at all? +Iphone 7 ppl still acting like they can relate to using an aux,I mean who even has a CAR that has aux anymore? +"We say he, but how do we know it's not a she? Or a dog?","We can tell by the huge balls it took to do this jump Oh, and" +Druid made my hunter or mage victory go up twice.,Druids are really just hunter-mages anyway +i always have to play with lv100s and im lv 10. Also there is only like 5 servers to play on.,Can't you play on newbie servers still? +Lovely from behind,Wonder what's bad about the front +The world got by for a long time without people. Maybe we should just do ourselves in.,"Yes, that is a reasonable comparison." +"Longshots were really op back then in general. I remember in Fifa 13, almost all my goals came from longshots, haha.",Then you weren't using Esswein right +Obama's calls for bipartisanship and decency sound so sad now. Sigh.,"Like someone else said, he would have been a fantastic president in a system where all the parties played by the rules and worked towards what's best for the country." +Yeah let's just forgo the system every time we don't like the person that got elected. That should work out well in the future right ?,you mean like how the Republicans spent 8 years claiming Obama wasnt born here and then claiming he should be impeached? +Winter Veil Bundles - ridiculous prices I own all heroes from Classic bundle and the price is 30.08 euros I own all heroes from the new bundle and the price is 22.47 euros I was bitter whn I said that both bundles would cost 40+ euros. But now I'm really shattered it is actually 50+ To be honest I was hoping for bigger discount. I bet it is Arthas's fault.,"I feel your pain OP, the game is literally unplayable without a snowflake mount..." +Corporate law requirements,Well the CEO should reform corporate law to reduce the number of board members before we go giving him a raise. +This is why we MAGA. BASED Postman,What a horrible racist +IMO he's still overpowered because of the one shot headshots. My only issue with the nerf is the ADS speed cause it just seems painfully slow.,"yeah, I basically pre-aimed before peeking just so i wouldn't get caught off guard" +"difficulty of MAT 243, CSE 230, CSE 240? is it possible to get an A with hard work? or is it just not possible? can i get an A in this class if i put in the work? is it a realistic?","Ever since 2015 these classes have had a permanent removal of all A range grades, so that highest grade you can get is B+; therefore, it is not possible." +"Wrong. The same offense would be if Turner was convicted of rape, which he was not. Here's the thing, people don't even know what Turner was convicted of and they say things like you just did. What he did was terrible, but he was convicted of sexual assault, which is a different crime than rape in California (and every other state, too). The sentencing guidelines for sexual assault are different than rape, and it also happened in a different state, which means that you can't even compare rape to rape between states, either. The only way to compare two sentences is to compare the same rape charges/convictions for people in the same state. Otherwise you won't be comparing the same thing.","True, but what Brock did would be considered rape in most peoples books." +"That's a shit-load of data. I use and love Fi, but I understand it's not the best for people without access to Wi-Fi all day.",Yeah... I was pretty shocked hah +casual racism,You forgot this +Black hole Sun.,Won't you come +I mean good luck getting a hydra into LSC and putting a tracker on it. My guess being it would spawn in middle of the closest road to you. Kinda Buzzard does if you summon it from CEO menu.,Forgot my +Which movie has the best first 10 minutes?,2001 : A Space Odyssey +solid business plan to piss off more than half the country,You just need to give him more of a chance! +Frontpage of National Geographic magazine,I'd tap it +Acid and base drain cleaners cannot be combined for double the strength,Are you sure? +"For some odd reason, there is a pre-placed tree in the Underground of the Arctic biome.",Totally unplayable 0/10 +Yes,Screw the current one and buy a new one to give Nextbit money. +This Old Tank Has: Intel(R) Core(TM)2 Quad CPU Q8200 @ 2.33GHz ~ OC at 2.5GHz NVIDIA GeForce GTX 660 2GB Gigabyte OC Edition 4GB DDR2 RAM 666mhz ~ OC at 714mhz Half of the PC is 10 years old Can you believe I play r6 in this tank?,I cant believe you play R6 at all! +Silent Night,Deadly night. +Why Catholics are leaving the faith by age 10,Obviously our children are getting smarter with each generation. +Girl you've got a body like an Easter egg.,Hahaha +"Well, not all of these are really mind blowing, but they at least come close. I wrote short descriptions of them, not too much. {Colorful} A dead person has to live as someone else {Gankutsuou} A count befriends a young man {Little busters!} and {Little busters!: Refrain} A group of highschoolers living highschool life and solving problems {Psycho-pass} The police are catching criminals {Shiki} People start dying in a village {Steins; Gate} The MC is into madness, science, and hot fruit",I would also recommend psycho pass +Plurality Of Fox Poll Respondents: Trump Presidency Will Be 'One Of The Worst',Yeah but sticking it to the Washington elite was worth it! +Protest at my high school,No forms of -ism....I guess transgender activism should be banned? +"TIL that 46.1% of Americans die with less than $10,000 in assets.",capitalism works so well... +I didn't watch the video,You probably should have then +Octane ZSR + 2 keys,3 keys would do it for me. +cant wait for norse pantheon chests MELTDOWN SOL WILL BE MINE,"This, I like!" +"Hey, you got caught up in the automoderator's filter. I went ahead and approved your post. Sorry about that.",Thanks! +"How many stormtroopers (Star Wars EU) would it take to defeat Hogwarts? Takes place around the time of philosophers stone. Stormtroopers are in squads of 8 with various weapons that they typically use. Round 1: Stormtroopers appear at the main entrance. round 2: stormtroopers spawn in the forbidden forest, Hogwarts is notified of them as soon as they spawn. Round 3: The stormtroopers are of the 501st legion and led by Darth Vader and Boba Fett. They spawn in the forbidden forest.",Vader could solo round 3 :/ +I tried to make a murder hole but accidentally got a double kill.,I thought I saw a Battleye ban today. +"Totally. I give 'em credit for the chuckle, and for owning it. Don't see eye to eye with Trump supporters on most things, but from their online presence they seem to have a much better sense of humor than most Right-wing groups have in recent years.",Have you been to the_donald? +"Fun fact: This cycle has four characters with the last name Baratheon, but all belong to different factions (Stannis, Renly, Joffery, Myrcella)",I've ways loved how pervasive House Baratheon is in Westeros even after Rob's death. +"He and the majority of other posters (including his wife) are being really nice about it, too! Aww. (For the first time I was thinking maybe I'd tell my parents today that I've looking into getting sterilised, though a few hours ago I chickened out and didn't, so this is weird to read now.) ...And huh, look at that! TIL that **parents get bingoed too** (a poster saying she never wants to give birth to a second child mentioning that she keeps getting told she'll change [her] mind, plus a man whose parents got cross when they found out he got a vasectomy after 2 kids)! Goodness, there's no escape from it.","Yeah, my fiance's mom knows we don't want kids, but doesn't know about his V... seems now like finding out about it would be upsetting to her in ways that he and I don't understand." +Source? Because they score pretty high on CharityWatch,Fake news +Surprisingly little blood on his clothes.,The blood stopped pumping once he died +How did HRC try to steal the election. Please don't just say EMAILS like really. Have you ever asked yourself this question before repeating this claim? What did Clinton do to steal the election?,The 3 million people who voted for her in the primaries were all illegals! +Inside Stuff: CJ McCollum Improves a Portland Boys &amp; Girls Club,As if I didnt need another reason to like CJ! +"The pizzagater didn't kill, or want to kill anyone. Don't lump him with monsters like Dylan Roof and Rodgers.",Just a harmless man bringing an armed weapon to a family restaurant. +"Spoon, fork, knife, lighter, really anything with a nice edge to open a beer bottle",CD +So I guess we're not defusing today...,This is nobody likes Favelas +"Can you level up past level 4 on console? I don't get any XP for killing enemies anymore, and I'm not sure what to do.",dungeons dawg +How old is this lady? She seems to have no independence at all,30 +"You have to be fucking retarded to live in Canada, it's -38 with the windchill here today. Source: am retard eh","I live on the border, so i get all of the fun of mountains of snow and negative degree weather for 6 months of the year but also the best political atmosphere." +In physics programs apparently.,"Can confirm, my physics department is just full of ladies' men." +Do you even know what a banana republic is?,I think I missed adding an +SC upholds decision to sack Muslim airman for sporting beard,SC is communal +That's the good kush Does Bjerg smoketh the devil's lettuce?,It's for his wrist injuries +Who knew a DUI would save Floyd from that shithole?,Maybe he got a DUI on purpose so he could get out of there... +How about you guys take Patrick and then Dahlin next year and we take Liljegrin. Deal?,"no can do, need to unite the svechnikov brothers in 2018" +Its so there customers can understand it. U don't use proper grammar at the Mart.,*It's +Facebook Will Fact-Check Its News Feed and Shame Fake Posts With 'Disputed' Tag,I don't see this being abused at all +Doesn't go back far enough man. The original 2d was where all my nostalgia is.,There is still a dedicated runescape classic server... But it's pretty dead and I think closed invite only. +"Best story-driven game to get into gaming? Hello PCMR For many years now I've been wanting to get my GF to become interested in gaming, the problem is that whenever she tries a game, she either finds it uninteresting, or too slow and complicated. So what I've figured she needs is something with a catching story, but one that is catching early on. Something that is friendly to people who haven't played other games, don't know the typical meta of gaming and all the terms we've gotten used to. Something where the controls are simple, I don't expect her to be using a shift-modifier while pressing other buttons at the same time. Maybe just something where you move by clicking, or a simple WASD-control type game. She loves the fantasy genre, and is a huge Harry Potter nerd, but everything in the lines of TES or the Witcher is a bit much to start up with. No limits in terms of hard to drive games as she will just be playing on my PC. Hit me with your suggestions! :)",Call of Duty +"Lastly, they ask your parent's yearly income. If it is too big then you automatically not qualified.","yeah, honestly is deeply ingrained in our culture." +RIP the collector's value of those tapes...,I see them at thrift stores all the time for a few dollars. +The US doesn't have the manpower to take over the world much less the tolerance to take real casualties.,Why do you think we've been upping our drone programs? +"People say in order to become an expert at something you need to put 10,000 hours into it. What have you put at least 10,000 hours of your life into?",Definitely Pokemon +"trust me ops title is very wrong, if a green/red colorblind person looks at these pics and then the normal skins they will also see a big difference, ops title is just clickbait, its not at all an accurate portrayal of colorblindness source: 25 years of colorblindness","Shit, well everyone knows only real colorblind people see black and white." +You have termites in your smile!,You're a NASTY WASTY SKUNK! +Autism linked to Vitamin D deficiency during pregnancy,But don't kids come from where the sun don't shine? +Whats this one like? I dont wanna get in a league with guys that run 4 verts every play lol,If you don't run 4 verts and scramble every play you're doing online NCAA wrong +Vato is a derogatory Spanish word.,Ahh alrighty thanks +Brazil just enacted the harshest austerity program in the world,"Ah, austerity, the economic policy that always improves the economy!" +"How do Christians reconcile their supposed beliefs with the drug killings? Every week, go to church, pretend to be a good moral christian. What does the priest say in sermons? oh well, collateral damage?","Easy, if you don't sin then Jesus died on the cross in vain." +Because Riot nerfed M5 as much as they could.,I am not sure which part of the story you meant but Riot did screw up M5 pretty hard. +It was weak but I feel like anyone expecting Outbreak or anything from REmake 2 are setting themselves up for disappointment.,Agreed. +Girl criticizes My 600-lb Life for making it look like the reason for obesity is overeating. Amber from the show responds.,I believe there was an episode in which the patient had really bad lymphedema on top of overeating. +"The high court had already reached the same ruling, so the issue of Europe was totally irrelevant in this discussion, without the extra layer of courts exactly the same judgement would have been reached.",Good to hear. +This is like the 10th time someone posts about this or similar. It's a **placeholder** date. Just wait until Namco announces a date wich apparently is going to happen next month,Next month is just a placeholder. +A USPS truck caught fire and the postal worker rushed to save all of the packages from catching fire.,Government workers are so lazy! +Especially when Trump puts us into a recession/depression after 8 years of a growing economy.,I expect conservative pundits/talkers will say that Trump owns the economy now. +Its the difference of losing because everyone made mistakes and losing because one player fed the enemy team by playing a much weaker god,If you pick geb mid that is your fault and the team should pick on you +and he explicitly said I don't even wait which is the very definition of assault.,clearly it's only assault if they actually (successfully) press charges +"Regressive is the word you're looking for :P (As the scrap code did far more harm than good, the Heresy itself being the major cause of human misery in the galaxy)","yeah, I was" +"Absolutely. And this isn't the worst drug racehorses are getting. most of them are on lasix. Drugs that shouldn't be used in racing include things like steroids but also weird stuff like cobra venom. As soon as the racehorse isn't making enough money, they get dumped. I've seen ones as young as 2 or 3 given away -- and with *arthritis*. That's not bad enough. Some show horses get a burning chemical applied to the anus to keep the tail up in the show ring. Tennessee Walking Horses are kept in these barbaric stacked pads and chains, from the time they start training till they're dumped. Unscrupulous people improve movement by slathering caustic chemicals on lower legs. The pain makes them lift their feet more. Although the practice is illegal (Soring), there's so little enforcement. Add in Premarin farms where female horses are chained in narrow standing stalls and a funnel strapped on. They're kept pregnant. The pregnancy mares urine is refined in a lab to make the drug Premarin which has contraversial benefits. The foals are usually an afterthought. Some are decent enough to try to market. Some are dumped at auction (where slaughter buyers shop). When the mares can be bred any more they also end up at those auctions. Imagine taking an animal that naturally walks 20-25 miles a day and chaining it into a standing stall where she can't turn around. The horses who end up owned as riding horses are still treated as livestock in some us states. Livestock gets very little cruelty protection. You have to starve a few to death before authorities will do anything And don't get me started on slaughter. These are animals not raised for meat, given drugs banned for use in meat animals, not given eartags (not traceable), and shipped for days to be processed. if your riding horse is stolen, this is the most likely place it ends up. Research shows that in practice the killing is far less humane than cows, and even with cows there's an acceptable miss rate of the bolt gun. In other words in an effort to render the animal unconscious a bolt is driven through the skull (captive bolt gun), and when the workers aim is off the fully concious animal gets holes knocked in his skull. The one Canadian horse processing plan was found to have horse skulls with 5 or 6 and as much as 11 of these holes in skulls. The idea would be if they got it right they wouldn't use the gun a 2nd time because animal knocked out. So the horse with 11 holes was concious for the first 10 of them. Humans suck. We need to do something about regulation that allow this.",I am confused as to why horses are slaughtered. +"Ugh, DerangedDucky tagged myself and my sister (of the custody story) in this with a comment about how she doesn't understand what she did to make us want her out of our lives. Gross.",Facebook seems like the appropriate place for that! +"This is how this guy won, he got talked shit about and he talked shit right back. People love a guy who can stand up for himself like that.",Bu-u-u-ut Trump has a thin skin! +"Oh word, for sure finish your prereqs if you can then. Post-bacc doesn't really look worse in any way, just might take more time to reach your goal","ah alright, I know schools tend to look down on students who take summer classes (like I will unfortunately to finish my pre-reqs in time) I didn't know if it also held true for post bacc." +Hey its me ur head,"me too, thanks." +"Wait, Dwarves are going to be white? But Kithkin are already the white halfling race! You all wanted Dwarves, but you forgot about the consequences you bastards! Bring back Kithkin!",WotC market research showed that a significant portion of the playerbase found Kithkin creepy +1000 bounty added to South Korea.,2meta2furious +Putin Lashes Out At Obama: Show Some Proof Or Shut Up. Western media a shill and a mouthpiece of various Neocon Power Groups,"woah steady there vlad, your tinfoil is showing!" +"Not just any debate question - a question about how she would deal with the water crisis in Flint, Michigan at a town hall being held *in Flint, Michigan*. Talk about a game-changing leak!",But don't worry that one question had a much bigger effect on the election than the hacking did. +So... *where's that fucking Burston skin that was datamined?*,That's the reward at the end of the charity +I thought the Exodus story was at least based on real events. Nope. The Jews had no cultural contact with ancient Egypt and there were never Jewish slaves there.,How anti-Semetic! +"I can't offer any advice or reasons. I just had to post a thank you for having the courage to ask this question, because until this very moment I thought I was the only person this had ever happened to.","Well, she's just a peach on all accounts, isn't she?" +haha this sub is constantly fantasizing about a real endgame so why not,"delete this comment we have an endgame called fashion, stop giving DE ideas" +If you had a job you would not have been bit by a dog. You really only have yourself to blame. I hope your job search is going well.,this is why we need the +Delay lag How to fix delay lag? I press pass but my player pass after 2 sec when i hit the button. How to fix?,I've found it is significantly more when I'm away and for that reason I'm one of those people that will only play home games to at least make the game somewhat playable +Sarcasm is never portrayed well over the internet.,Use +lets be real blitz will be broken until they fix the earmuffs hitbox or they give him a bigger shield that covers his head properly.,But bigger shield is Montagne's shtick +I got stuck for a minute or two on that also.. went with I ain't sayin,I ran across this one too; I wrote the requester a really long note about how tired I was of white people being discriminated against. +Or a one way trip to Mars!,"I could go, as fertilizer." +spd/atk/hp? atk/hp/atk?,Looks like its SPD ATK ATK with HP/ACC subs.. +It's also a brand of cat food here.,Isn't it whiskas? +SHOOOOOTTT HER!!!,Clever girl. +Well then Peyton and Brady should have to give Brett his records back.,"Brett played like 4-5 years with the rule changes, he should give them back to Marino then!" +"I can't tell if you are joking. 39 ping is fugging excellent. It is 100% the game's fault if you can't have a good time at less than 70-80 ping. Not all of us have fiber. although, this may have been caused by his target's ping, not his.",he dropped this +"Leveling Buddy / PVP partner new to warmane, played wow since i was 6 im 18 now, i dont play anymore obviously i haven't played for a while but i'd like someone to quest/pvp with. No weird ass niggas please",Icecrown or lordaeron? +Honestly I do this on purpose just to annoy people.,Fuck you. +Brock Refnar was fucking awesome.,you forgot the +I appreciate Donald Trump for the enemies he makes: the FBI and CIA.,Oh yeah I'm sure he's enemies with the people who revealed the hillary emails. +Getting geared for winter. Could use some roasting so I don't get cold,How long does it take to wash your boyfriends cum out of your beard? +"LIVE Stream: President-Elect Donald Trump THANK YOU Rally in Orlando, FL 12/16/16",OMG THAT SIGN SAYS MERRY CHRISTMAS I'M SO TRIGGERED +Still doesnt make it ok? Hypocrisy or not.,No seriously let's talk about 2013 guys that is more important +"Why men from the church always think women want to date/marry them? There is something funny about the church. When I've arrived in my city after my mission I invited some friends to go to a place where you can have dinner, listen music and they have videogames. It's really cool. I've invited 5 girls and two boys. One of the boys I've invited denied the invite and said he would be in another side of the city. I did not care, because I had only invited him, because he was my friend. But some friends told me he was making gossip and said I was interested on him. zzzzzzzz. That's something I always thought it's strange in the church. You can not have friends of the opposite sex. When I talk to someone (a boy/man) from the church, even though I'm no longer a member, I always have this feeling that the person thinks I want to date him or I like him. It's super weird. Since I was not born in the church and I was a convert, I always had male friends and it was normal. But my relationship with members of the opposite sex was really strange in the cult.",So when did you realize you were into him? +Final tally: Clinton defeats Trump in California by 4.2 million votes (61.7% to 31.6%),But if you account for all dem illegals +"dude she didn't tell them, what do you expect? Apparently every health care worker should be physic","Yes, *physics* have great insight into the human mind..." +Its the internet?,Very true! +"as am pretty new to all this, was thinking good old fashion dollars :-)",We call that fiat +I haven't played in a while. Wanted to check out new audio tech in .61 exp and nearly shat myself,"Even before the gunshot, that classic heart-stopping moment of hearing the double set of footsteps in the same building..." +(13M) I just want to chat PM me for my Skype or Snapchat.,Why don't you have a seat over there? +I'm curious why they *must* be plat+ in league. What if they play DOTA? :-),Then they do not deserve love. +I like the metal and the core!,Thats the spirit! +HMF While I hop on this bar,Best part was the dude denying the bro the fist bump at the end. +id argue for this worlds specifically forg1ven and vander looked better than zven and mithy by a wide margin,"I agree by far, Forg1ven and Vander are playing so well together" +From plx Plx no more phantom range,"But but, phantom range is toootally a part of a valid strategy." +china doesn't give a fuck about america ...idk why americans think just because their country can mass harvest data on a global scale that it means their Top dog ..USA ain't shit America is nothing more then Nazi Germany 3.0,Sure China doesn't give a fuck about its biggest trading partner. +"I don't know if that's a factor in the final decision. As I said in another comment, I think the cameras are coming regardless of how we feel about them, I just hope they're used as a tool to deter excessive use of force on our end, and false complaints on the other end. If you can believe it, we already have broken windows type enforcement against us in our Inspections Unit. People routinely lose days and hours of vacation time for having a cup of coffee in their hand or not wearing their hat on post. I want these cameras to have a positive impact on the relationship between the community and police officers. I don't see anyone complaining about officers not wearing their Hats so I don't see why they should be used to punish officers for petty violations like that. Again, I'm all for them to lower use of force and false complaint allegation scenarios. The serious stuff.","Sounds like we need two kinds of reform then, one for body camera usage & one for modernizing your rulebook." +Stay blessed,Sorry +I can't believe I did that. I even changed it from your to you're.,Your awesome +Loot Pool Levels for Xbox One I'm a level 18 Tomb Rasier on Uber 4 world but all the loot levels are 8 through 10. Is my game bugged?,"Nope, items only require level 10 at the most." +Are you planning to stay in TTY? Alt + arrow doesn't affect X. More power to you if you want to stick to TTY but the usefulness can be annoying at times.,"Not for everything, eventually urxvt in sway, but would be nice to quit constantly accidentally changing TTYs while I'm getting there." +He doesn't seem to be making an observation so much as issuing a subtle order.,"I got that impression as well (or that he was trying to will that reality into existence by saying it, since that seems to be a common theme with him)." +Jankos is one but Forg1ven is certainly not a playmaker.,Unless he's doing a 1v3 or something. +"People also said that by the time a computer could beat a human in chess, it might decide that it would rather write poetry instead. People consistently underestimate AI's ability to be extremely good at one particular task, while being utter garbage at everything else. Don't get me wrong, this would be a stepping stone on the path to general AI, but every time someone says as soon as AI can do *insert highly specific task here*, it will have to be as smart as an average person they're wrong.","I think it would be more when an ai can read fake news and think it's real, it's as smart an average human." +"Now, now, super-villains don't just contaminate our water supply.. they also burn our crops and set a plague onto our houses!","Don't worry, climate change is getting to those." +"The wish had been innocent enough. After all, an innocent soul had requested it. Nobody had expected the fallout from the wish, though. Least of all the child. The little one had wished for all of the fossil fuels on earth to disappear, in an attempt to stop global warming and save the planet. Unfortunately, he hadn't specified that those sources be replaced with an alternate energy source right away. Within 24 hours, every last bit of fossil fuel on earth vanished into thin air. The first and most obvious effect had been the earthquakes. With several billion litres of the fluids and gases gone from under the surface, the fissures in which they'd been located were suddenly empty voids. With nothing there to support the empty reservoirs, they shifted and fell, the earth above tumbling into the holes. Plates lurched as sections of stone, previously reinforced by the fluidic pressure of the stored oil in their honeycombed structures, collapsed . Tens of thousands died in those initial shocks. But those were just the beginning of the chaos. Not only did the unprocessed fuels disappear, so did the processed ones. All the gas, diesel, lubricants... gone. The boy had specifically said he wanted them all gone, so *everything* disappeared. With transportation networks virtually crippled overnight, society fell into chaos. Sure, there were a few electric powered vehicles and planes, and some sailing ships, but the global transport and supply network we'd come to depend on vanished like a fart in the wind. What you had at hand was what would keep you alive. Suddenly, the trendy 'local food challenge' became a literal matter of life or death. If you couldn't find and eat food where you lived, you either picked up and moved or starved to death. Those who lived in areas where they were lucky enough to have 'green' energy supplies, like solar or hydroelectric dams, continued to be blessed with electricity for the short term. Those who depended on coal plants were quickly plunged into darkness. People who depended on nuclear power thought they were in the clear, only to be shocked as the plants shut down one by one... with no diesel generators to power emergency systems, the decision was made to shut the reactors down to avoid potential meltdown scenarios. Perhaps more importantly, many of the critical medical technologies we had taken for granted depended on a ready supply of plastics. With the oil supply gone, these supplies suddenly became rarer than gold, as they were not easily replaced. Those unlucky enough to rely on elevated tanks of municipal water systems found them depleted of drinking water in a few days. Worse, water treatment systems began to fail as the power grids collapsed. Dysentery, cholera, and other diseases thought to have been obliterated made a rapid and deadly comeback. Within a month of the child's wish, we had been reverted to a 1900's level of technology.",This makes me hate kids now. +What we need to understand is Trump is not appointing anyone. People are whispering into his ear and they are appointing people through him. Trump is a literal puppet and the strings are praises about his greatness.,No Puppet... No Puppet... You're the Puppet. +Most Australian kid ever?,"I feel as if she's trying so hard to be famous.... Just a huge compilation of cringey jokes... Y'all can disagree, idgaf, I just hate this kid..." +Sinister looking Cathedral of Learning,H2P! +"Why should he? He should repay the 28k a year they spent feeding, clothing, and housing him! I hate government leeches.",You dropped your +"It may look like a superimposed circle, but this is actually a round object coated in Vantablack S-VIS",Wow.. that's amazing a black circle +does anyone know why he wasn't on the bench alst week? was there an injury i didnt know about or something?,"They cited a (small) injury for him, Mikel and Zouma officially via Twitter before the game." +This game isn't 7 years old (actually 9) the game has had a lot of updates I'd rather call it a game with 9 years on its back. I wonder how it'll play totally vanilla without all the particles and stuff.,"You're able to download the original game somewhere with no updates, and I get 250 fps rather than 40." +Hathaway broadband has made its way to Chennai. Those who used it would you suggest to switch to this ISP?,In kandivali here it is best you can get although plans are expensive with stupid FUPs Mine is 15gb(50mbps) per month after that 1mbos +I used to think the same way. You know what made people stop calling me racist? I stopped saying racist shit.,"Oh, so you were censored by the cultural Marxists?" +If they ever needed a young Luke,I love how we went from prequels that mess with the original cast not a great idea to look all over the place for lookalikes +How times have changed,Nice meme steal +That Immortal Snail chasing me down.,what about the decoy snail? +Corndog Pizza,\*throws salad in garbage* +Peanut Butter and Definitely Not Jelly I only eat peanut butter sandwiches. Totally not a jellyfish.,BLUBB BLUBB BLUBB BLUBB BLUBB BLUBB BLUBB BLUBB BLUBB BLUBB BLUBB BLUBB +Sing along if you know the words!!!,Where's the beef? +Accident on the C-train line Downtown Looks like there's been an accident involving a C-train and possibly a pedestrian Downtown.,We need to crack down these dangerous ctrains... They're always running amok and hitting innocent cars and people! +"I'll draft him at a highly discounted price next year assuming Seattle addresses their fucking O-Line problem in the off season. I bet I'll be able to get him stupid late, like round 11 or some shit next year.",That's where melvin gordon fell to and that worked out nicely +"Don't know about the jets, not that Miami is as good as their record shows but moore isn't a downgrade from tannehill and petty is a downgrade from fitz. Good luck either way though.",Petty is not at all a downgrade from Fitz with the way he's played this season. +Cock drilling her pussy,I think that's megan salinas +Found in Rice Village. Can't tell if satire...,"We used to have all the land and money,... We still do but it's not as fun anymore..." +So you yell at *them* because you did something stupid? That makes sense.,Oh yeah dude lol I totally meant to fall asleep hahaha jokes on them rofl. +Why would they need to filter profanity?,"Because Malachai exploding into a pile of gory bits and blood and guts is fine, but saying fuck isn't" +"I'm with you, I call horseshit. It sounds like some kind of delusional redpiller fantasy.",He said it took place over the course of a couple weeks (from finding out to abortion) +Is this a top 20 Caribbean?,It's the Harvard of the Caribbean +"Level 23, only had a 3 10k eggs to my knowledge. Eevee, Jynx, and Magmar. Still no dragonite because I can rarely if ever find dratini. Still no gyarados for same reason.","Don't worry, I got my Gyarados at level 29 and Dragonite at level 30." +"Nah I'm good, have fun.","Hahaha ok man, thanks" +"Yep, they want to hate them.","Just like the poor Nazis and how everyone hates them for no reason, just because some of them have done bad things in the past...but one shouldn't paint all Nazis with the same brush." +"Hi, OP. Sorry about your luck :( Basically any green 6* from a gacha will be better than Freeshiro. Currently, there is a Green Christmas Kisuke. His 6* is pretty decent, with Frenzy (double strong attack hits). On Monday, we will get a Tech (green) gacha, featuring Shinji, Shuhei, and Stark - three of the best green units in the game. If you are really looking for a good Tech unit, I would recommend to pull heavily on this gacha on Monday. Stark is amazing for PvE and PvP, and Shinji is also really good for both. Good luck :)","Alright, I'll start stockpiling and praying today, thanks" +"America paid for your anti-guerilla war. America trained your entire fucking army. America sold you all the weapons you needed. All Obama asked for was maybe stop killing people *SUSPECTED* of being in the drug trade. Drugs that are exported to the Philippines by, guess who? CHINA. Then this spoiled little brat ruins it all, destroys about a hundred years of good relations then becomes a Chinese p(m?)uppet just so he can say he isn't an American one. I'm Canadian and I hope this moron never gets another penny of western taxpayers' money. Bye Felicia.",I guess that's why Trump wants to increase climate change so all these traitors can just go live unda da sea! +Hahahahah this is funny because I do this everytime I find a 1:1 rep xD lelelele,looks like you forgot the +"Hope so, Golden State rolls off the tounge a lot better than San Francisco Warriors",Frisco Warriors also sounds great. +this is how you fountain dive,When I saw Ryze I knew what was comeing :D Done this a couple of times in 3v3 thats basicly where I started playing Ryze recently. +"Oh I see! Never really thought of it that way haha, thanks for your input man, really helps out!",For sure dude +What are you listening to right now?,About A Girl -Nirvana +Win 10 key - $8.07 @ eBay,Seems legit. +"Now, America, You Know How Chileans Felt",Yeah cuz the American people totally demanded the CIA meddle in Chile... +"such a joke , i got banned caus of feeding ... wtf",I'll take your word for it +"I just graduated from the Arkansas Law Enforcement Training Academy, Class 2016-C!",I feel like in pictures like this you should have your covers on. +How will Dice handle the German army in BF2 (WW2) ? i'm just curious if they go full historical accuracy and let us play as Nazis in Nazi outfits with Swastikas everywhere or will they change everything just to avoid the ban in Germany ? i can't imagine WW2 without Nazis or where there other German divisions that didn't belong to the Nazis and weren't under the rule of Adolf Hitler ? how did they do it with Battlefield 1942 ? i couldn't find lots of details online,"Of course, they'll just be black." +Thousands of Muslims donate 10 tonnes of food to help homeless Londoners at Christmas,Yeah but they wouldn't be homeless if the Muslims didn't take their jobs and their homes. +"Paul Ryan's plan to tackle poverty in the coming year: Major welfare cutbacks, drop top individual income tax rate from 39% to 33%, drop corporate tax from 35% to 20%, weaken Dodd-Frank Wall Street reform bill, and weaken Clean Power Plan.","Yep, that will all certainly offer so much help to the poor or lower middle class." +Its more likely that he hydrolocked his motor by sucking in a lot of water. Offroad trucks and whatnot wade through water fairly often with the exhaust under water not being an issue. They usually have a snorkel for the engine to breath as a requirement for deep water wading.,"So basically, get a snorkel for my car, and never worry about a puddle again then?" +Maybe it's a country thing. In NA it is on sale for 33.49 from 49.99,"In Canada it's on sale for like $46, down from $69 on psn" +How dare you leave out Fort Mill,Lol I should have just said anywhere outside of the 485 loop +"General Discussion - December 14 Discuss whatever you want, Supreme or not Supreme anything goes in this thread! This thread is for any type of discussion you feel worth mentioning to your fellow members.",Would trying to shrink a sup hoodie fuck up the graphic? +"can't you turn off the leds in bios? try looking in bios. my previous board had leds, and i turned it off in bios.",Msi gaming app has option to disable mb led +"I think they'll be on the 12 xfinity car. That's why they're waiting until the first of the year to announce the program, as Sprint's deal goes through Dec. 31",Stop stop I'm supposed to dislike Penske I'm a Gibbs fan +"Coal workers in the United States when we had a small federal government, no EPA, no unions, and no regulation.",Make America great again! +"Holy FUCK you miss 100% of shots you don't take, assholes",Quality power play +"What do you ALWAYS have on you thats not your phone, wallet, or keys?",A positive outlook on life. +Can I link my feed rss to google plus account ?,People use Google+? +That's not a polar bear.,It's pretty obviously a child... +"I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.",Found the other Catholic..... +This is insanely good. Good hecking job.,WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE DOGGO IMMMAA RRREPWEOOTRRTR UUU +When waking up on January 1 you realize its 2016 again what will be your first reaction?,"Damn, I thought that December has 30 days..." +Just say acres shouldn't elect presidents.,But don't you understand... those farmers have more at stake because they own more land +very clean,Much fresh! +"It took Carey Price one more game than Patrick Roy to win his 250th regular-season game, 470 to 469",Probably why he was so pissed last game. +what goes through these idiots heads? mean the clitoris is external you can physically see it,"Its never the guy's fault, duh." +They were the only ones speaking out when the curtailing of liberties happened though. They rightly deserve props. No one else gave a shit at the time it was being legally implemented,Literally every democrat was on board and every one of them is moderate! +"Game Thread: San Francisco 49ers at Carolina Panthers The automod didn't create the thread so sorry, no live stats this week!",Queue the prevent defense to give it all back +I'm saving these,"What the hell, you gotta pay for those, what are you J**e**wish?" +The freezing rain made a perfect mold of the emblem on the front of this car!,"first credit card skimmers, and now this crap" +"Love that both guys seem to be genuinely having fun with this. Uzair in the Ferrari obviously, but it looks like Kimi almost cracked a smile there when he flipped the siren on.",We need to get Maurizio to bolt a siren on his Ferrari ASAP. +I don't. I feel sad now.,Meme newbie +Why not smoke with the gf?,"Bcs she's out of town, duh." +This little shit was giving away our locations to the enemy team all game. When are we getting vote kick in ranked? This is BS,Nice to see people are still stealing my name too +You're still missing on *another* 100 Terabytes...,What if his girlfriend came with a free 100 terabytes? +What a scrub,Trade his ass! +But how do you play with those borders blocking the cursor?,just move the cursor somewhere else +What happens when a Dell Dimension isn't cleaned for 15 years,Yum +I don't believe people in this sub will able to help you on this. Try 8chan or encyclopaedia dramatica,Yeah those are some perfect resources. +Have a cheat meal. It's easy to annihilate your progress if you spend a whole day cheating.,Ok then. +Who's the Baily and Smalling of la liga?,Umtiti is the Nincompoop of La Liga +"Just once I'd like it if they'd start the season **before** the world takes a global 2 weeks off. Ya know, so we could actually play.",ya fuck that shit now i have to be with my family for christmas +Should I upgrade my gtx 950 I currently have a gtx 950 with a amd x4 860K and i'm looking to upgrade the card to a gtx 1060 SC I'm asking is this a good choice or am I just wasting money also I will upgrade the AMD to a i5 eventually but not now,I'd go for i5 1st but as you wish it's a nice upgrade +After seeing the cutscene all I can say is... Wow!,"Wooaaahhhh guys, he found the cutscene!" +"True, but noone (apart from my brother) played Oracle then, so it was ok. Also ive never seen post This support hero is so broken, i cant play dota anymore :)",True Sight still worked against FP. +I don't know. Downloading them from internet seems much more easy :p,I can download my games and my ram at the same time +If she's short 100lbs isn't even particularly skinny.,I was that weight when I was an 12y old boy and fit. +"Its by far one of the best shotguns in the game, I use Quickdraw, stock. Scav, blast suppressor, dead silence. Always ADS, never hipfire unless the target is weak.",Do you use the iron sight or something like ELO? +"There's one in my current system, and it's a moon actually. Completely barren, no atmosphere with plentiful amounts of Thamium and Plutonium. It actually lists the cubes as one of the available resources in the planet scan. You can find them on planets that don't list it however, though they're exceptionally rare. I've found gravitino balls a few times on planets that didn't have them listed as well.","Most angry sentinel planets seem to have gravitino balls, whether listed or not." +"Red also means it goes faster, insurance cost more and the cops are more likely to pull you over.",Survival mode. +Zelda: Gamecube vs Emulator,"that's not Zelda, that's Link" +"Are there any sport climbing courses in Germany that are conducted in English? My climbing partner and I are thinking of finally getting lead-certified, but unfortunately my German level is only around B2, and her level is ~A1. Does anyone know if there is a course that is conducted in English (location doesn't matter)?",You should look into your local communities and ask them directly. +Underrated comment. Must call him almond from now on!,Almond Targaryen. +Am I supposed to walk away with something here?,"That he only has one weakness, committing fouls" +My great grandma died a few months ago :(,Sorry to hear that. +Ah nice fact check there. Love the username btw.,"Per liberal policy, if the attribution is incorrect, the entire premise is void and therefore pizzagate is a lie" +"I see my daughter becoming what I dislike most in other women. Nothing is EVER her fault, she lies even when she doesn't need to, she is manipulative and dramatic, and seeks attention all the time. I'm not like that, she wasn't raised around people like that. I don't know how to correct it.",Have you tried hitting her? +#THERE'S NO PILLOW! SHE'S STANDING BECAUSE THERE'S NO PILLOW! SHE'S STANDING BECAUSE THERE'S NO PILLOW! THERE'S NO PILLOW!,Oh My Shit +Can I do opposite? Like I don't think pork roll gets enough love.,You mean taylor ham +*Mb ftfy. mb means millibits. Which would make your statement not at all impressive,"Hey now, some of us are getting by with 44/10 pbps, 300/100 mbps is great." +My collection of Frosty is growing nicely but my unit space says otherwise...,Oops I didn't use my orbs +I'd bet you an astonishing percentage of the entire electorate and both parties incorrectly think plenty of things.,"Sure, both groups are the same." +Relocating Snakes,Exactly my first reaction when I see a pile of snakes +So how is she going to look EXACTLY like 4 or 5 different people? She can see Hans eyes in a clone of Han/Luke/Obi Wan/Anakin (maybe Padme). I don't think you were paying attention,I don't think you understand what a clone is. +"Forgot to find a stream, rapidly searching now lol",yup lol +It was really well done but the ending was just a let down.,"He asked about fens street sewers, not the game in general." +Spoiled Brat screaming at her Grandpa over an IPhone Appointment,"Everyone, tell me what you would do if you were him." +"Funny. If I believed everything the manosphere said like a blind sheep and took their countless double standards to heart, I would've thought only *men* could get raped.","Well, every woman who says she's been raped is obviously lying so.." +"Champ 1 Crate Champ 2 Crate + Painted Witch/Wizard Hat I have witches (red, blue, white) wizards (black, green)",I have orange witch's hat. +"The use of q-tips by men is considered to be a gay/metro thing vs women are seen as just that, women. I personally like to be clean. Am I gay? I can appreciate a good looking guy/gal. Now this q-tip thing has me questioning everything...","Being clean is fucking gay, real men smell like rancid nutsack" +That angst,"I love you guys, but watching someone get Noctis on his first 11 pull *ehem* makes me hate you all" +"Trade away your key players for some future draft picks, tank for a year or two, draft well when it comes time and in a few years you'll be a contender again. And when you got them on the run, you keep them on the run.","Bad idea, just keep going with the same tired plays and players." +If someone hasn't seen this by now I don't know what to say.,This and arm off. +Wanna earn more than just a gold coin?,What did you have in mind? +This has to be sarcastic.,"Yeah, sorry, didn't think to tag it with the" +"2016 Week 15 Game Thread: Pittsburgh Steelers(8-5) @ Cincinnati Bengals(5-7-1) Please Remember: ##**Leave all opinions/thoughts inside of this thread. Anything that isn't newsworthy posted outside of this thread during the game will be removed.** Don't be rude. We're all here to watch the game. Do not troll the other sub's game thread/post game thread. We will be notified and we will take necessary steps after that. If you see someone in here trolling, feel free to file a report and we will take care of it. Thank you and enjoy the game.",Shouldve thrown a screen +Why are Jews so rich?,"Please, everyone knows it's because of the New World Order and their satanic rituals." +C9 vs Vega please,Do you want C9 to lose? +D'Lo is out vs. Charlotte on Tuesday. His knee is still sore,"fuck please god don't be Brandon Roy 2.0, pls pls pls" +"Yes, which is probably why some of his songs have names like Kladfvgbung Micshk.",my favorite is vordhosbn +Breaching the Hanamura A choke against a Mei,Fake; they had an Ana at that rank and *weren't* instantly at full health again. +.............quality?,An implied +I'M LIKING CHIPPY JULES,Jules is always chippy +"Really great post, and I completely agree. Thats why the original picture is so fitting, the whole world will be underwater but at least you feel morally superior to the rest of us. I didn't get the steak I wanted so I'm going to go eat the throw up of the guy next to me. Fuck em",yeah the coastal cities are flooded but damn these libural tears are so delicious. +"24 fumbles, very unlike NE",It's probably because they don't deflate their football anymore. +"Well maybe not kill them, just cut them up a bit. Cleaning all that blood will be a chore for sure, but all the fun you'll have more than makes up for it! :)","Here, you forgot this:" +"My local LBS was robbed by five suspects. During their escape, one suspect was run over by the getaway vehicle and was arrested and hospitalized.",He probably wasn't wearing his high-visibility gear... +why does griffin just chill for long twos when no ones on him,Cause that shot is butta +lmao then what is it,It's emotionally distraught spoken word set to chaotic strings..... +"Theyre just fine, I got the ok. The other three holes are doing great, but my right ear has always had a history with problems like this.",Did you get the OK from the person who gunned your ears? +The nursing home lan parties will be legit.,Except when 3/4 people have debilitating arthritis in their hands. +Obama doesn't want the status quo. He's actively changing things for the better. Has been for 8 years.,"Yeah, the guy who said Reagan was his favorite president was so against the status quo." +"Best Linux version for beginners I'm considering installing Linux on a future laptop. I would like to know what the best flavour of Linux is for newbies that is compatible with as many IDEs as possible and that has good driver support, as I will be working as a Software Developer and will need reliable compatibility with any required drivers and software.",steamos +Why did he stay in the country????,He probably wasn't even aware of the mistake he figured he did is time. +"Wow, I didn't know other people remembered YKK's existence. One of my favorite Slice of Life manga series.",you cleary don't spend much time around elitists. +Could someone explain something to me. What the fuck is a teraflop. Idk if I spelled that right.,one trillion floating point calculations per second. +"If they're rare, that doesn't mean they're unavailable. It just means they're harder and more difficult to obtain.","Thanks, I was struggling to remember the definition of the word 'rare' for a second." +Why does reddit have to turn I don't like that font into a cancer meme?,"Because for Reddit if you don't like it, no one else can too" +"All people (including fetuses) are entitled to the right of bodily autonomy: the right to life. However, when *anyone* threatens another person's claim to that right, *their* rights are forfeit in the interest of the defense. The fetus' mere existence threatens the existing bodily autonomy of the female - its rights can only be preserved through infringement on the mother's rights. The courts have ruled that, until medical viability (the point at which the fetus may survive on its own outside of the womb), abortion is appropriate as it is the only means of defense a woman has to preserve her state of self. As medical ability increases, the age of viability will decrease - so that lethal force is no longer necessary to preserve the mother's state of self. (other means exist to balance the rights of the unborn with the mother's). If you threaten to cause bodily harm along the lines of pregnancy to someone else, that person may use lethal force to stop you *if necessary* . Having sex does not negate your right to self, nor does the age of the aggressor.",Thank you for the well-reasoned response. +Who is the most underused character in the franchise?,Zero. +"Yeah, its the US's fault socialism all over the world fails the same way every single time",Yep... China is a complete failure of historic proportions. +"I really love how these guys insult 'pretty boy... men with abs' Bro you're just acknowledging he's attractive and fit. Pretty boy + Muscular are both very weak derogatory claims to start with, but they only work because they imply an obsession towards 1 side of it and a lack on the other, having both just makes a good looking dude!",But that means he's a chad and will fuck and dumb OP for hotter FEEEMAAALLLEEESSS +So butthurt about rejection the only thing he can think to try to insult me with is my age...,the disembodied torso has spoken! +The shit I see on my Facebook feed.,Paid the bills and treated her good never cheated on her then I woke up one day and she was gone I'm pretty sure there's far more to the story but we'll just notch it down as FEMALES amirite? +what deck with holes is that? looks sick,It's a threesix and I hear your shoes get stuck in the holes +"Radiohead - *OK Computer* I'll go first, because it's the greatest moment in music history: *You know, you know where you are with / you know wheeeere you aaaarrreee with floor collapsing, falling, bouncing back and oooooooooonnnnneeeee daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy you'll know where you aaaaaaaaarrrreeeee / you'll know where you aaaaaaaaaaarrrrreeeeee / you'll know where you aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrreeee*",The final I lost myself in Karma Police is just fucking amazing. +Man I miss that period of tennis.,"What, the weak era?" +Man these american talk shows are fucking awful,Commie +"If our life flashes before our eyes as we die, what if we are actually all about to die and our brain is reliving each moment of our lives.",I think I'm done with Reddit for tonight. +Check out this insane tank battleship I created with the attachTo command,Take your karma and leave... +Tezzeret Revealed!,Both underwhelming and overwhelming at the same time... +"Trump's Twitter account is going to do more harm than even he realizes, especially when he can be baited so....damn...easily.",Yeah because the DNC accusing Russia of hacking before any proof (still is none) comes out isn't provoking anyone +Jin Gitaxias is even more BS,something something creature that breaks board parity is bullshit +Russian ambassador to Turkey wounded in Ankara shooting attack,"Not a religious man, but God help us all." +I saw an MLG Charla in that video towards the end.,Lel +"That is a frightening quote. Justifying, not just national policy, but wars and conflict, on some sort of righteous dominion. It is easy to ignore consequences when you think you are doing God's will.",Not much different than a muslim saying we follow in the footsteps of terrorists +The USA did exactly the same with NORAID and funding the IRA.,The IRA weren't a threat to the US though +shroud 2man spray,Hail to the king. +Not enough beheadings.,I think you forgot to add +Looks like winter has hit the Midwest.,And they tried to tell us global warming was real. +Is the point of this thread really that this is fine?,Corporal punishment is part of any healthy relationship. +"How does your story have any relevance here, you're talking about 2 wildly different vehicles here lmao",Looks like he missed the +"Yes, they are an enemy. If we had an arch nemesis, it would be Russia.",So your mad that we turned our greatest enemy into an ally? +"Houston traffic is ridiculous. And I've lived most of my life of NYC/LA. It doesn't compare to Houston traffic. The I-10 outside of Houston is, I believe, the widest freeway in the world with something like 22 lanes at one point and it's just a giant parking lot. Texas drivers have all of the aggression of NY drivers with half the brain power and so there are nothing but accidents and the concept of pulling off into a breakdown lane seems super foreign to these people. Never in my life have I seen people use the wrong turn signal and yet here in Houston, it's a weekly occurrence. The people of Houston even had a choice a few years ago - rip up all the old railway lines to expand the highway or modernize the rail system to create more public transportation and guess which one they picked? I cannot wait to leave this place and get back to California on Tuesday. 2 years has been long enough",Word! +"Fake news, answering questions nobody asked since 2016.",Anything anti trump is fake! +"omg its just a game it doesnt need to be realistic, if you want realistic play arma or join the army!!!",You dropped this +"21,088 KC = 1st VISAGE :)",Ironmanluck smh. +this is me but Marx+Engels+Lenin+Stalin in the top picture and Marx+Engels+Lenin in the bottom picture :S,&gt;Lenin but not Stalin I blame liberal ideology +"One former acquaintance of mine was so awful. He was planning on getting married, both of them were dirt poor, working part time to barely pay their rent and food. He didn't take a full time job or even more hours at his part time job because he wanted to devote more time to photography. Whatever, if that's what you want out of life, good on you. But then they decided they wanted a big fancy wedding. So he goes and makes Facebook posts asking family and friends to donate money for their wedding in advance, in lieu of giving gifts at the wedding. Okay, that's a little different, but friends and family all seem okay with it so carry on. Then Christmas comes and goes. Boxing Day, he has a Facebook post showing off his brand new home theatre system that he saved $4000 on by buying at 50% off. I'm just sitting like, WTF? If I was one of his family or friends who'd donated towards his wedding, I'd have been so incredibly pissed...","I have a friend like this with his wedding right now, but replace photography with COLLEGE." +Sueldo minimo 27000 bsf Dolar negro 2500 bsf (Dolartoday hoy) Dolar Dicom 673 bsf (oficial),el salario mas alto de latinoamerica +You must be new here,That guy totally understands the cycle of memes +"Watch Dogs 2 Giveaway 30 Mins,pick a number between 1 and 9999, a number will be picked at random and that person will win a copy of Watch Dogs 2 (U-Play Version) Was going to buy for myself but decided to give it away instead! Winner will be PM'd key GO!",2521 +Musk wasn't born in the u.s.,Neither was Obama. +And now she can go through life with a medical bankruptcy on her credit report. Yay!,"Yes, the invisible hand of the marketplace was trying to kill her but big government intervened." +And now my server (eusw) is lagging extremely hard. They seriously need to do something about these disconnects and lag.,"They can't, they are a small company and they need all of their money to survive." +"Weird, isn't it?",Ahhh the beauty of exchange value.... +And then.... Pence. It's like asking if you'd rather be punched in the face or the nuts.,"He's going to be running things anyway, might as well give him the title." +This is comedy. I was quoting the song im 200% nigger,Sounds like classic everyone should know +Clinton's done. 0 / 2 is a career fatality.,Maybe hold out for Chelsea? +Upcoming weekend league Only just noticed that its the usual 3 days long.... really EA why not make it so that Sunday isn't part of the WL this weekend and have Monday as the 3rd day or not just have 4 days for this one off occasion?,"If you don't ignore your family on Xmas to play WL, than you are a filthy casual." +"I was able to put my heels to the mat in dog pose today! I've been doing yoga regularly for about a month, and today it was possible to put my entire foot down in dog pose. This is probably nothing for most of you, but I felt proud and motivated. Now I know that I am actullay developing and getting better! I am so happy, so I just needed to tell someone.",I'll be really impressed when you can do that in (up) dog! +Impossible to kill ALL enemy players you dunce,Just hack and get 5 twitch drones +I still think that was more of a fuck you to the Toronto media than anything,Yeah using the kids at the hospital he visited to deliver a fuck you to the media is a real Phil Kessel move... +"Oh you guys, I have to remind all of you this was years ago. My dad did not report it to insurance. To clear up the story a bit more my dad was driving across the river (not pond). He had the car submerged up past the wheels and he ran into deep water. DEEP WATER. the car was lifted out the next day. Again my dad paid out of pocket for his stupidity. I'm glad you guys are keeping an eye out for the little guy and reporting me to the police and insurance companies though. Those guys need all the help they can get. Also please check out my other posts. My El Camino project needs some love too.",That's exactly how cover-up would sound like. +"I like taxes a lot more than I like drinking polluted water, breathing carcinogenic air or my house burning down.",Good thing that's what the majority of taxes are used for... +Me too. It's dumb,Me too thanks +Are the valve springs actually rotating at high rpm or is that some magic of the camera shit? (I'm guessing due to the speed of compression and recoil and camera frame rate),I'd bet my life they're rotating +Why don't they just use their TF2 beta program? They used to.,For the same reason it was stopped; not enough people used it. +It actually worked and the touchscreen works now. Thanks a lot dude.,This happened a few times to me also +"Don't say anything, but I think Gengus20 is lysdexic.",When life gives you melons.. +I'll have a dozen of your finest $5 Long Islands,oh god dont give me flashbacks... +"Why are you pointing out those 3 states to say 80,000? He won lots of other states as well but for some reason those states don't exist to you?",If they always go red then they shouldn't be part of the USA +"My old fortress actually ended because of a necromancer. Not because he killed everyone, but because he got a bunch of zombies to siege my fortress for months. Since I had no military, I got all my dorfs inside the fort and closed the bridge, the only entrance. Eventually I started training a military, but didn't have any wood so making anything was hard. After a while a bunch of goblins arrived and... Honestly, I have no idea what happened, but apparently they became buddies with the zombies and just chilled there for about 2 years. After some more time a titan came, killed all my animals and got slaughtered by the goblin-zombie crossbowmen army. I decided to send my military after a small group that got separated from the main army and they all got slaughtered. Then then came into the fort and killed everyone.",It was inevitable. +Comparisons to 1914 are silly. The global situation is very different to 1914. There are tensions between NATO and Russia but it is not even close to the tensions between the big power blocks in 1914.,"Hey, I listen to the Hardcore History podcast so I'm pretty sure I know history repeating it when I see it." +"I'll add to the conversation with another example: gangs. I worked with at-risk youth in Nashville for a few years where there was gang activity (not as heavy as some areas, but nevertheless an issue). There is this illusion of choice that many people think is there for these kids. Those kids are just looking for the easy way out. They chose to be in a gang, they should go to jail. To a certain extent this is true, but it's necessary that people understand (at least at the very basic level) what life is like for some of these kids growing up. Mostly single parent families, providers working multiple jobs, kids going to schools which are underfunded because they are failing (and failing because there is a lack of resources). Their friends are in gangs, their cousins are in a gang, their older sibling might be in a gang, and worse their parent might be in a gang. If being safe or being part of your family (if you have one) means you join a gang, what would you do? One day, you get offered $100 to stand on the street and signal when you see the cops. You have to skip school in order to do it, but you are 10 years old and it's $100! That's how much your provider makes in two whole days! Would you keep going to school? Your provider went to school and is struggling to make enough money for you to eat working all hours of the day... Too many people don't realize how different/difficult it is for some kids to simply grow up, let alone do well in life.",Then why they still got bootstraps? +"A couple phonebooks duct taped together. Or, remove the magazine, cycle the gun a few times, make sure it's clear in the chamber, and disassemble as normal without worrying too much.",What's a phone book? +"Bastet. Cats and boobs, I don't need anything more.",you mean pussys and boobs +Nailed it.,It's really a heavy cross to bare. +Anti-vaping memes were started by big-tobacco way to play into their hands.,This has been my suspicion from the start. +"I can't speak for the mainland, because but living in Britain I don't feel scared.","Yeah, there are never any terrorist attacks in the U.K." +"I tend to be an optimistic, reasonable guy. But I don't see any way to stop these things from happening. How do you stop such hate.",With more hate obviously +Bill would block computers bought in S.C. from accessing porn,Remember both parties are the same +"We know Russia hacked the DNC, but why aren't we talking about how they planted fake supporters at Bernie's rallies to make it look like he had more support than Hillary? Look at this staged propaganda!","Can confirm all my maxed out donations, free time off work to mess around with the democrats and protest the convention was all paid for by Putin." +"Or what about people who can't afford further education, because their parents are poor and the whole system is corrupt, and have only their physical labour to sell in the marketplace?","Obviously the working class American only matters if they are white, duh!" +I feel you abused the word agree,"I agree, he should have looked up agree in the thesaurus and found some words that are synonyms for agree and replaced some of his agrees with those other words that also mean agree." +Not all diamond players are the same skill. It probs put the good diamonds against the bad diamonds,Then they aren't all diamond. +A Merry Christmas by Ivris and Lara~,~~5/7 no 6 packs~~ +what tileset is that?,It looks like Mayday. +I have a big heart with a lot of care in it.,to be fair he did say what it was best at and did list atleast one qualifier. +Mobile data usage by country,"Stop wasting your datas on porn videos, Finland" +"But, but, but, theres still a chance for Hillary to win, right?","We need a money bomb for Bernie right now, it aint over yet!" +Per @pff #raiders Donald Penn is only left tackle to play every game and not allow a sack,Lol they forgot Ereck Flowers +"calm down boys, we're still in beta 7.00",it's actually 0.7.0.0 +That guy pisses me off so much.,Stop being such an SJW feminazi. +"You don't have to say that you agree with something, just upvote it",But what about that sweet comment karma? +"Hillary Clinton should refer to him as a millionaire. Then, when he blusters. Say we could find out easily if he releases his tax returns.","Why would she do that when the most recent, independent estimate (Fortune) has him as a billionare, despite a considerable net wealth loss?" +How do i find and get a middle man?,Paypal invoice each other +"Saracens need Shipwright imo Archer bonus is actually +2 vs buildings and Masonry and Architecture doesn't negate it like it negates Tarkan bonus (test Tarkans vs FU wonders vs FU palas, Palas win when there's architecture researched) but it's a bonus that only helps other archer civs that isn't Saracens. Madrasah is meh. I'd rather replace it with all gold costing units return 15% resource when dead. Saracen Mush is already good on Arena. Don't need that castle tech.",Saracens: camel and naval civ Missing shipwright Devs: +(OT) INDYCAR Visor Cam with Spencer Pigot at Watkins Glen,I wish NASCAR would run the boot too. +Where the fucking Kerrigan haters at?,Should've had a sack/fumble +Your Chinese Citizen Score (CCS) increased by 1 for using the word(s): please. Your CCS is currently: 1,lol nice +Do you have a feeling of games dragging on? I was wondering if it's an issue with the trench - but my games just keep dragging on. In 6.88 my avg. game length was around 42 minutes - it's now 52 minutes. It's not even fun 52 minutes - it just drags along until one team finally closes up the game. Usually the tendency / winner is decided 15 minutes before the game ends - but the game just doesn't want to end. What's your experience so far?,My average time went from 42 mins to 35 mins.. I find this patch makes games go a lot faster tbh +"imagine if I stop being a fan, they might even win a championship or something!","They might even win back to back championships if you kill yourself, imagine that!" +Why You Should Watch Sub over Dub,I only watch subbed youtube videos. +Saffron: most expensive spice in the world also most important for depression?,"If my grandmother even mentioned saffron bread, I was outta there!" +Any network not running the story of the man that really burned down the black church is #FakeNews,Any news source on this? +God I have so enjoyed watching the Dems shit themselves since they lost. The party is falling apart and the supporters are losing their minds.,Spoken like a true progressive +"There's a thread on the front page of all vendors and prices, and another thread specially talking deal sales.",That would mean using the search bar or reading the posts ;p +When will the west wake up and realise that it's time to ban trucks? why do we even need trucks that large they are obviously weapons of mass destruction and should be treated as such.,Nobody ever needs to move that much stuff anyway +Trigger discipline is very important and idiot liberals like you would probably shoot your friends on accident for not practicing it,"Yes, because firearms safety is completely dependent on your political views." +"I'm going to guess Racine on Lake? I'm up in Hales Corners and don't get down that way much, but I recognize the marina buildings. :)",Yep aka paradise +Atlus should hire this man for P5,You should probably spoiler tag this. +"Why exactly do you think that a senior DEA official would know any of this? Their job is to enforce the law, not to know the details of the stuff to include cited sources and research. They aren't academics...","This is a sarcastic post, right?" +"My Christmas present to you all - about 100 of my photos from around NZ - but, do me a favour and read the comments","Pretty mundane NZ photos bruh, 5/10" +MW2's Afghan being remade in Infinite Warfare's 1st DLC pack?,YAY ANOTHER ORANGE MARS MAP. +"No, it's better and easier to lump Muslims and refugees into one group.",It's better an easier to put your head in the sand and ignore any problem +ow that looked terrible. how was that not a straight red? JUMPED in STUDS up,Because it wasn't a two footed challenge +"It took me longer than I care to admit to fully realize and accept that everyone else is as wrapped up in their own head as I am. They're not all just extras and bit characters in my life's movie, they have their own life movie and I'm an extra/bit character in theirs.",I disagree I am **the** main character. +My Fitness Pal does not approve of the glucose test drink! Fingers crossed that I pass.,"Because people TOTALLY drink that as just a tasty beverage, right?" +Shahzam comes out on what EchoFox wanted from players,"Not just that, but the past 30mins of Moe's stream has been very interesting in terms of roster gossip" +THE PRETTY GIRLS ARE,AYY OH AYY +I've opened like 5 kegs so far and I've gotten 2 or 3 epics and a legendary so maybe I'm just lucky?,15 kegs and just 2 epics :( 400 scraps thoooo +It's the best Canada in the land,MAKE CANADA FRENCH AGAIN! +"All 300,000 of them. By numbers he's one of the least liked due to how few people he actually answers to.",Yeah I'm sure that's the only reason... +Passive aggressively telling my buddy to clean his pc...,I don't even want to think what the inside looks like. +I wonder how many are still around? Does anyone know?,Quite a lot of them are now working on Overwatch. +Coworker asked if I liked hiking because my coaster has mountains on it.,"Yeah, fast travel is for losers" +Are you now or have you ever been a racing driver?,Yeah I went karting once +Found Derrick Rose,Wont even edit in the +"There is speculation that the old line of the Brazilian team: CNB, may be the substitute of the current line of the clg and the most relevant in this speculation is that the FNX can enter this line, since it already has a certain affinity with the former players of the CNB",Do you mean that CLG would then have two rosters? +"We got Perez, you don't.",And Javier Tebas... +I guess you can say that... they're out of stock...,YEEAAAAHHHHHHHHH +My partner is of Spanish heritage so I assume they're all hot-tempered and great cooks!,Confirm! +Pornography. Take a second and really think about what you are watching. These are real people. It disgusts me.,Then Try Hentai! +as a fetus i will most likely be alive in 2114,"Parents need to stop making Reddit accounts for their unborn children, I hope you are a miscarriage" +Gundam Zabanya Arm Arms Custom.,Not enough arms imo +"Found the vegetarian/vegan! They can have a respectful and good existence before becoming food. I don't see any contradiction in this, and I especially dislike how you hijack the discussion to shoe horn your political agenda into it. We're not going to stop eating meat and you'll have to accept that. Now learn to behave.","As a meat eater myself I have to tell you that you are wrong about the respectful and good existence part, let me point you to factory farming." +Now Stream Pakistani Dramas On Netflix,Seems legit! +What sub is in dire need of saving?,"r/jailbait, let's bring it back to life Reddit, we can do it!" +"I think not. I try to stand above those who smoke weed and wear pants to their assholes - it's just bullshit. I don't do community service - or any kind of job for that matter. I am aspiring to become a homicide detective and I will kick anyone's ass who deserves a good beating in the name of the law. I understand I am a young, immature prick who cannot comprehend much about life. But my vocabulary, compared to yours, suggests otherwise.",*tips fedora* +Somehow I believe AC2 was so good simply because AC1 was so utterly bad.,At the time it was badass though +"Fascinating to think a commercial product propaganda brainwashing campaign convinced an entire society the importance of a certain meal, for decades!",Yeah and all those nutritionists and doctors were in on it too! +But that's exactly why we need users with your mindset there! To help combat that and turn voat into a better platform. It's not just about those assholes. Think bigger! Voat can be awesome with the right people!!!,And the KKK could be a really great organization if only more black people joined! +Found on r/adviceanimals,I personally prefer to hit people who can't hit back. +"I can't speak for Denmark, but in Germany the age of consent is 14. Legally a 40 year old can have sex with a 14 year old as long as it isn't the result of exploitation.",You guys are so friendly to muslims +This kills the CPU.,"No, really?" +Close calls,AT LEAST HE USED HIS BLINKER GUYS +I bent this paperclip to look like Martinsville,Beautiful :') +Still no fix for Zagara's creep tooltip. It says creep grants 20% bonus move speed but it was nerfed to 15% with the mount speed changes. :-(,Literally unplayable +Not all Muslims...,ALL SEX IS RAPE +"Well, I didn't rush to reddit to say we need to exterminate Muslims, but I guess I need to balance that out with 'thoughts and prayers' right? What kind of Facebook world do you live in? Could it be any more clear you're saying that empty 'thoughts go out' quip for a smug sense of self-worth? By the way, your comments in the first thread are 100% what I was talking about originally. You can go fuck yourself. Bet you're gonna say dont get mad.",dont get mad at me for calling out your political bs +Hey that's my ip address! Don't hack me!,I'll get my friend 4chan to hack you +How do you feel about them using guns & cover? And medkits?,I'm actually pretty mad that devs left hubs in there hands +"We were looking for an enemy base in the middle of the capital city because they had an artifact that was a giant flower that turned sunlight into energy. We got into an airship and few a couple of km above the city looking for where this flower was (if it was charged by sunlight then it had to be visible from the sky). Eventually we spotted it, so our samurai decided to just jump off the ship and kamikazi into it. He fell over 2km, landed on and destroyed the artifact, releasing all the charged energy as well as the energy from the impact which then wiped out 1/4 of the city. Good thing we were an evil party or that would have ruined us.",Isn't sunlight already energy? +Arctic ice melt 'already affecting weather patterns where you live right now',But the benefits of Russian drilling in the Arctic outweigh to downsides. +"Absence of evidence is not the same as evidence of absence. Clinton's email was far more vulnerable and far less secure than the state department email servers are. That's not really up for discussion its a fact. The FBI stated they could not conclusively say that the servers were not hacked but at the same time they could not guarantee they were not either. When people hack a server its not always obvious depending on what method they used to access the server. logs usually provide the most information but Its not like hackers leave a sign that says hey BTW we hacked your server. Comparing Clinton's server to the vulnerability of the DNC servers also doesnt make sense, one has nothing to do with the other. The DNC is not a federal institution.","Let's just assume everything is hacked, then." +Don't *call* them racist though. Because that's what made them vote for Trump. Totally not actually racism.,"Everyone knows kids aren't human, so racism can't be applied to them" +he said it.,The madman +"Germany didn't name destroyers IRL (apart from a brief period when they did, hence the T6 and T7).",Historically accurate Like detonations +I know! It's like when did this become so acceptable that people across the country do it?,2008 Thanks Obama. +True. But jet fuel doesn't cut steel in perfect 45 degree angles.,That's not what he said though. +FNS and Moe make a plan,lmao Moe's stream is hilarious +Christmas sale ++ Amazing GIVEAWAY!!!,"I'll be watching the third Sharknado, as per the tradition I've started for myself." +saturation options still missing rip x),it is not an issue since they remove it haha +A quick drawing of Snivy,Thick booty +This guys a gai boi,Im sure his wife would agree. +The Crappiest Christmas Ever,I think someone forgot to let the dog out. +You can't dissapoint a picture!!,unless you want physical contact with said picture. +There are 2 types of Pokemon players Those who named their Solalgeo/Lunala Nebby and HEARTLESS MONSTERS,Yeah well i called it Nebby but with a heart symbol on the end so i win ^_^ +Add me: Bliss The Kid,"Just added you, hmu" +Ive never understood why people shoehorn pointless criticisms of American culture into Reddit comments,That sounds exactly like something a braindead lazy american pig would say +"This is the fucking guy who led the impeachment hearings for Clinton and he has the fucking nerve to say this? Fuck you Newt Gingrich and fuck you Donald Trump, you make me sick.","Don't worry, I'm sure Newt would have felt the same way about the Clinton's and the Clinton Foundation had she won." +What thing that people love is basically just a rip-off?,"Wasabi, it is just fuckin horseradish." +He started making meth to provide for his family since he thought he was gonna die soon,wow thanks for spoiling it dude. +"no job, a fridge next to you, sitting on the toilet, and no social life and you can do it!",Or... you know... share an account with 3 other dudes. +The one and only Pokemon which will be your partner forever is the one which came to your mind while reading this. Who is it?,Mewtwo. +"They probably looked at the US and thought taking Crimea would not be nearly as bad as murdering hundreds of thousands of people, like the US did and does with no repercussions.","Yeah, because that description doesn't fit Chechnya to a T at all." +That kid need to work on his vocabulary.,That kid There's three people in the video. +Hey this footage is taking up too much bandwidth can you remove some frames and make it look even worse?,"Sure, I'll edit sparky out too so the rocket can be launched at the nothingness that occupies your cold, cold heart!" +Since when does kissing a girl make you a gay?,The comic makes it obvious that they are in a relationship together. +"You are far more likely to be murdered in America by an American than you are to be murdered in Europe by a terrorist... well over 10 times more likely. Terrorism is terrible, but your chances of actually dying in a terrorist attack are so small as to not be worth considering.",those are likewise numbers you can totally compare. +Trixie sings sad love song,Is it about her career? +"Nothing to worry about, the only thing I read is Reddit!","Excuse me, comrade, you dropped this:" +"Game Thread (12/20/2016): Nashville Predators (14-12-5) @ New Jersey Devils (12-12-7) -- 7:00 PM EST (MSG+, FS-TN)",NICE SHOT QUINCEY +I can send you one for free.,"okay, are you free to trade now" +Someone please make this...,"The thing is, MTV probably wants someone to take the bait so they can label us as a bunch of racists." +I live in Aus so date and then month lol!,Please only speak american on the sub. +Game Thread: Boston Bruins vs. New York Islanders Since no one else made one Edition,Does doby have Velcro pads? +What's it like having gold? Do you feel different? More shiny?,"You will browse reddit eternal, shiny and gold!" +I had guessed British Columbus,"So, like Captain Cook?" +As a car salesman this change in premium trade ins makes me extremely excited.,So what you're saying is you're a dishonest swindler... +Overwatch is boring and shallow. The Last of Us had boring gameplay and a story that wasn't that ground breaking. Nintendo hasn't made anything interesting since Pokemon. Farcry 4's story was shit.,"sure the story of the last of us isnt anything amazing, what I fell in love with was how it was told, the characters etc." +Two Keys,And I think my 10 keyless is too small +My wife would be upset,What she doesn't know can't hurt her +"Reddit, a man desires knowledge. What are your favorite (Podcasts, Channels, Docs etc.)?","Drunken Peasants, Waking Up with Sam Harris" +oh no! someone thinks this game is bland and i think it's da best gaem evar!!11? i must make a sarcastic comment to show how clever and not mad i am! i'll see you in 3 months when all hell breaks loose and you new guys start to realize how boring this game is,Nice comeback. +Aka not following basic information protection protocols,Silly Podesta! +"Ugh, .001 picometers off center. Schitt really needs to step up their QC. Made in America my ass.","Made in America by high school dropouts that really could give a schiit, they simply choose not to." +China doesn't have half a navy.,They have a shit can aircraft carrier they fixed up and painted new! +"It's not about increments, they're simply using gravity to turn the rocket instead of using propellant to do it (which they could if they wanted to).","I realise that, I felt like it was easier to explain that way." +Me before and after being called a good boy.,He's staring at me like he knows some kinky fetish that I don't even know I have. +I was calling Wikileaks a Russian intelligence operation well before the election. That's because Wikileaks is a Russian intelligence operation.,"I don't get it, where is the" +I am going to assume it involves scoring more points than they give up.,"If so, that could revolutionize the sport!" +Brave diver manages to befriend a vicious moray eel over years of contact.,"This needs more upvotes, really r/aww" +Vanish,"Yeah, just keep going." +"Was it just me or Laravel Feels like a step backwards? My first MVC was codeigniter, then I switched to yii because of the backend generation, then I got curious at laravel because of its rising popularity, but the routing and orm seems more manual than ci and yii. Am I missing the point? How can I be productive on Laravel?",I'm curious as to how you feel less productive compared to Yii or CI? +"TIL There is a Harvard library that houses over 2,500 pigments and with the scientific instruments they use, they were able to prove a Jackson Pollock painting was fake based on the year a certain pigment was discovered.","What, they couldn't tell just by the artistic merit?" +"Why do items show full price, if there are no merchants buying at full price? I don't get the point of displaying full price on items if there is nobody that would buy your items at full price. I've googled and read a ton and there used to be merchants that bought at full price in previous patches. But on the patch that I'm on (1.31) I have yet to find a merchant that buys at full price. Additionally, all the merchants mentioned over the years no longer buy at full price anything. What's the deal here?","It's an easter egg symbol of game companies like EA presenting full game content, but releasing only 25% for the same price." +HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE SEARCH BAR,HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE GO FUCK YOURSELF BAR +Zombies YouTube channel ideas (ASKING FOR HELP NOT PROMOTION),Upload videos +Lee sins R-flash is not the easiest.,It's literally pressing R and then flashing +When did the Matrix become anti-women? o.O,because only men do computer science/math to a higher level and are the only ones who can use that word +"For the first time in 37 years, it has snowed in the Sahara",Wheres your global warming now! +More like do i get enough gas for this week or buy another BLI steamer Totally not doing that at all right now,"It depends, will I need the gas to drive and pick up the loco, or can I have it shipped to me and I don't have to go anywhere?" +You're not very wise,You're not good at reading. +Diaz had a surprisingly hot girlfriend for being a skinny ugly mexican with a shitty personality.,Downvoted for thinking she was hot. +I think the camo pattern was spinach poop based on the green(?) mag tube.,Oh that camo worked so good I didn't even see the mag extension. +How does Goldschmidt get left out over all three? He's easily been the best 1st baseman overall over the past few years. Criminally underrated.,Isn't he still at AAA? +I'm glad all these teams are finally getting their chances to win. It's nice having different teams in and winning.,Socialist! +"Crytek is closing down its Budapest, Sofia, Seoul, Shanghai, and Istanbul studios.","It's that star citizen game, stole all the crytek engine guys..." +NFL announces 2017 Pro Bowl rosters,"I did ctrl +F and typed bear, was not suprised" +Gingrich: Trump doesn't want to 'drain the swamp' anymore,Shocking +"What I find the most ridiculous is the it's forced, she doesn't even look/act gay! argument Well, you little shits, gay people don't have a required set of features that make them gay. The only requirement is liking people of your own gender.",Unless they flame so hard the fire department follows them around they aren't gay! +Khan Academy has a Borderlands 2 reference in one of their assignments,YES WE FUCKING KNOW IT'S BEEN REPOSTED FOR THE LAST 5 YEARS OR SO STOP THIS +"He's only being a little passive aggressive, but at least he isn't a Chad. What a keeper x)",Sounds like someone drank a bottle of haterade today! +Wait a minute. You're trying to tell me that arson is wrong? Come on now.,How can something that feels so good be wrong? +I miss Usidore,Too soon. +key remapping? can i not? i see the option to go to key mapping but for the life of me cant seem to be able to click on anything in there to change (would love to be able to change my push to talk),"Likewise, seems it's a good day to be left-handed or stuck with an azerty keyboard..." +What is it about this indiscriminate collection of emails that appeals to you most?,"It's not about the legislation, it's about the ability of the court to overrule us." +"As usual, the bike is going way too fast.","Yeah, it totally wasn't the fault of the idiot that pulled across 2 lanes of traffic to bust a U-turn." +"I think flying a Confederate flag is dumb, but I do hope she wins this lawsuit. Freedom of speech and all that.",You and your free speech can shove these downvotes up your ass! +Why they would think Trump would be for cannabis legalization is beyond my understanding.,Because he's Anti-Establishment! +Resend what?,"I don't think my joke missed, :/" +I love how there was huge backlash when Tracer overly sexualized But now that she's being depicted in a sexual way it's all celebrations. Hypocrites.,"She's lgbt exclusive now,it's completely different!" +"For the first time in 37 years, it has snowed in the Sahara",Where's your global warming now? +Gravity Rush 2 DEMO coming tomorrow,What is this Demo you speak of? +Donna Brazile Demands Protection of Her Cheating,Can we demand Donna stops these public tirades? +Adult in every aspect.,Found the weeb +"General Discussion Wednesday! - December 21, 2016 Welcome to this week's General Discussion Wednesday! ***** **General Discussion Wednesday** - a post to discuss whatever you want: the economy, other sports, books, movies, or anything else on your mind, even further NASCAR discussion!","My secret Santa at work bought me a cat stocking, some candy, and a gift card to the liquor store." +it gets a lot easier after you get the rhythm of her shots...and everyone dying from them :),Might as well change your name to Heartless +"What is your warm up ship? Which ship do you consider to be your go-to ship when you sign into WoWs for the first time of the day or after you've been away for a while? For me, it's the Fubuki. That ship gives me a chance to sneak around and let me get my bearings while launching super-secret-squirrel torps.","*Texas* typically, as she's slow enough to keep me from getting into trouble right off the bat." +Would you say Matz is a Rembrandt?,"More of an abstract, seeing as hitters all see different things when he pitches." +Killing hatred with kindness: Black man has convinced 200 racists to abandon the KKK by making friends with them despite their prejudiced views,"Goddamn, ruined 200 perfectly good people." +DBZ: vegeta.,Spoiler much +"Amateur hour for who ever wrote the schedule I have never worked during the 4th quarter with such a lack of support for the service desk. Days before Christmas and only 1 person scheduled at the service desk all day. Thanks GE ETL, I only have to deal with returns, exchanges, sorting, Cartwheel errors, cashier errors, photo and instore pick up and countless other things throughout the day. Thanks.","We don't schedule anybody for gs, gsa decides on which cashiers to put at the desk." +Didn't get it yet either.,"OK thanks, not just me then (relieved a bit)" +And then he fucks up and sends the left one.,Cut off your head and send it in just in case. +This works *scarily* well with proliferate... HMMMMMMMM.....,r u thnkn wut im thnkn m8 ? +How can i save the artwork? I've been trying to on previous attempts but they never seem to save properly. Also Does it look alright? How could i improve the weapon its holding? Thanks all for your time!,"i try to and i think its impossible to do on chrome atleast , try another browser" +proof or bullshit but most likely bullshit. and no. thats not how real world works mate. grow up,"Yeah man, wheres **your** side by side?" +"Had the closest call of my entire life a few days ago So, I'm currently on a greyhound bus back from Day for Night festival in Houston, for which I brought along a couple joints for the ride and 3 tabs of acid for me and a friend to split during the fest (which was amazing btw). On the trip there I had them hidden in the battery compartment of a synthesizer I had brought along. I had ridden greyhounds a couple times before and NEVER gotten searched at all. So maybe I got a little haphazard. We were in Memphis for a stop and I'm high as the sky listening to radiohead and browsing reddit when some guy taps me on the shoulder and asks me where I'm going. I assumed it was just some weird/lonely/drunk dude and I told him Houston. He asks for how long. I told him a week. At this point I notice he has a police vest on, but it STILL hasn't clicked what's going on. I ask him where he's going and he laughs. He says he's just here to make sure there's nothing on board that might risk anyone's safety. Oh Fuck. He starts looking through bags in the overhead area, asking who's is who's and I'm fucking panicking. I know for a fact my bag reeks of herb and that those tabs are not gonna be hard to find. There's 3 other cops on the front end of the bus, so there's no chance of just booking it or anything. There's no way I'm making it out of this. I'm nearly in tears at this point because that's fucking jail time easy. I'm watching him and the other cops painstakingly open and search EVERY SINGLE BAG on the bus. He gets to mine. Who's is this?? He asks. Mine, but it's pretty hard to get open is all I could say. He looks at it, fumbles with it for a second and says Ahh, you're fine. And walks to the next person. Holy. Dick. He and the other officers took the time to search every persons bag quite thoroughly, but completely skip mine. Have a nice trip, folks! He says as he leaves. It was a wonderful, if a little anxious ride to Houston after that.","But how good was day for night though, aphex brought the rain gods down." +Remember when Don was right about something?,"But all anti-Trump news is fake news, because it makes me question the t_d narrative and therefore my entire belief structure!" +LTE question Will the LTE plans include unlimited slow speed data with it,"Yup, it'll be throttled after your LTE data allotment is used up" +"Greenville, Mississippi authorities just arrested a man for the arson of an African-American church, and also using spraypaint to write the phrase Vote Trump on the side of the building. Make a guess; was he Caucasian or African-American?",but he was just trying to start the conversation and raise awareness! +Woman goes on a racist rant shopping,Should we play I would have said/done...? +Still making money than you and your family combined a.k.a. a comment that you can find under every music video on youtube.,"I guess that justifies him :-) He is making more money, means he can do whatever he wants, fuck them rules aye?" +"As a fairly new Reddit user, thanks for this awesome synopsis of what's been going on. I feel like everyone needs to be made aware of the changes and regulation implemented over time not just to Reddit but the Internet in general, and what this means for us in the long run. Of course the media won't report about it.","The herd never knows it's being ran off the cliff, that's why it works." +"What bugs should have been fixed by now, but haven't been? I was playing a new character and it's so annoying that the captain's cabin ownership doesn't unlock at the end of the Constitution quest.",You can kill radroaches with VATS before you pick up your pip boy. +For the undying 9/11 MORONIC JET FUEL ARGUMENT,"Burning at 1800 degrees, just 300 above jet fuel WHY NOT EXACTLY 1500 ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE TRUTH" +How to use Google Allo (The Verge),The Verge fucking sucks +yeah well so do I. pick up the phone baby.,why would anyone want a useless fat fuck on their bench +Are you going to answer the question? What did obama do to fix unemployment?,Shovel ready jobs +"I think my record for version numbers is 32, courtesy of design by committee. The horror, the horror...","In other words, the client's wife" +Police Officer Helps Speeding Student Tie His Tie,Stop resisting! +He posted this 4 minutes ago,He was probably drunk +"I tried to explain this to my wife. There is a lot of history of addiction in my family. I know that I personally would be an alcoholic if I am not careful. I enjoy being inebriated. That is in my blood. But the idea scares the hell out of me so I take steps to prevent it. I have a k-safe and I lock up my booze and stuff like that. But much like you I found a great compromise in Marijuana. I can smoke at night, sleep well, and wake up rested. Not possible with alcohol...",What size bottle fits in the safe and what size did you get? +BRO THIS HAS TO BE FAVRE !!! I THINK I MIGHT JUST BET 1 MILL ON IT,It's Bart Starr the GOAT +Well yeah. It's a completely different and unrelated scenario.,But we're all animals hurr. +"Let's Make Absurdly Early Conclusions About Zul'Jin! * What's the point of Lunara now? * No WAY he's worth 15k first week * Q-D-W combos all dayum day. * R1 is a total noob trap. * R1 is a total Pro play. * If he avenges a kill, does Zul'jin say Vengeance for ME!? * Horde vs. Alliance Brawl mode please.",he reminds me of a troll berserker hero in dota +Great build,Lol yeah that is literally one of the most popular decks. +Littlelite with broken connector+clearcom beltpack with malfunctioning talk button+crimp caps+desk stand+zipties+mic line+solder=A handy clearcom call light!,Product manufacturers hate him! +you forgot another L,Forgot the second L in the alphabet +The 7 is the best phone they have ever made.,"It's the newest one, I would hope it's not worse than any of the old ones" +"Freedom of speech is at its lowest worldwide since 1990, according to an annual report from the Committee to Protect Journalists. As of December 1, 2016, there are 259 journalists imprisoned internationally, with Turkey accounting for nearly a third of the global total",Damn liberals and their pc war +"Let's say I want to build a cube that can fit 4 players maximum and have it be pauper, what set should I go for if I want to keep it budget and set themed? Title says it all. Also, is it even possible to draft cube with 4 players?",Dragon's maze for days. +Transcendence Scroll Thread: What did you pull? Let's get one of these going! What did everyone get for Christmas? Got a Poseidon! Very happy.,holy $hit thi$ i$ probably the mo$t expen$ive thread on reddit ($_$) +Haikyuu!! Season 3 Preview #3,When does Haiykuu S3 start? +Any predictions on this present?,99 Westbrook +"Your old comment said something about bipolar and antidepressant matching being difficult, so I just wanted to chime in and say that Wellbutrin did not work at all for my bipolar and/or borderline. I was on an extremely short fuse (or at least shorter than usual) while taking it. And besides that, I had the worst night sweats of my life. I'd be changing sheets and pajamas twice a night while taking it!!","Bupropion is extremely activating, which makes sense." +"We should, perhaps, consider walling off California ;)",Pls just let us calipedes out 1st +MarKE: Brax,BRAXXXTON +How strong are right wing movements in your country?,"As I learned from reddit we are collapsing from the refugee crisis and the right wing, mainly AFD, will win the next election by a landslide." +"I'm really sick of the predictable and gross ONLY attracted to GENITALS??? response from people who can't handle the idea that sexual orientation is indeed about genitals. It always turns into some wider accusation, coming from absolutely nowhere but their insecurity, that since lesbians (or anyone else who is attracted to one sex) care about genitals they don't care about personality (and thus are, it is implied, heartless and promiscuous). It's so aggressively stupid and yet it is said EVERY time someone defines a sexual orientation. And the boring sex remark to people is similarly childish and a complete non sequitur. So many responses to claims that biological sex exists and has meaning are nothing but nonsense, thinly veiled character attacks and sexual shaming.","If you neither know nor care about how gentials work or try to force yourself and others into compulsory bisexuality, methinks that's more likely to result in unsatisfactory sex." +Harden with his best 3-point celebration yet,Should of called him for flopping +"I'm not a conservative either and I'm also extremely disconcerted about her emails and the corruption. But when you have nearly a 50% demographic that identifies as conservative and want to see her burn just because she is a progressive, then it makes it easier to justify the headline. It would be akin to saying, Nearly half of Americans think Obama has done a horrible job as president.",30% of dems thought she should have been indicted though. +Seen this coming the day the WBO started sucking off Canelo before he Smith fight.,Yeah I mean the last time I checked Canelo isn't even a middleweight. +Make your own subreddit or get modded by the mods,How does someone become a CEO? +What buildings did you use to pull them? Elixir collector and cannon only?,And mortar. +Handsome and dead before too many shit stories like this came out = eternal glory.,I wish somebody would gun me down at my peak :( +Philippines journalist killed after criticising officials over illegal drug lab,"You're supposed to find and kill drug PUSHERS, you SERF!" +Did he at least re-gear that thing before putting it on 40s?,"Nah, probably still got a D35 with 3.73 gears and a 4 cyl or 3.8L if the lift is this hacked up." +Janna - if you don't like having fun on the rift.,NO WTF Janna is such a complex champion with a fun and balanced kit +"no. us acting like them would be sending them to a cold siberian wilderness, torturing them, then working them to death.",Fighting tankies makes you just as bad as the tankies +Corsicans ain't gonna be happy about this.,"Are you kidding, for once, they are not on the french map.. I know a lot of corsicans that would love that" +Not a thing forevermore. [](#kappa),wut twith play pokman is stil a thig? +"As it should have been all along. If you want your kids to actually learn from their mistakes, discuss with them the mistakes they have made. If you want your kids to carry on your abusive traits to their own children, then by all means, abuse your kids. Physical and emotional abuse coupled with social isolation and corporal punishment are all excellent ways to fuck your kids up in unforeseen ways that your own parents could have only imagined. I hate to say it, but the social evolution that brought us to our current SJW-infested *safe space* #triggered culture we have now was ensured by every generation who ever spouted the tired line *well my parents beat the shit out of me and I turned out just fine!*","Oh but it's not abuse, it's just beating some sense into them" +Canada declares that broadband access Internet service is now considered a basic telecommunications service for all Canadians,Yes every Canadian will have access to Internet service it will cost $100 per MB but hey everyone will have access. +Ok im sorry for making a stupid joke.,Dropped this: +Trip planning,Stupid americhinese. +What to say to someone when facts fail: Goodbye.,This works especially well with family members when you see them over the holiday +"McCoy for OC, Rex Ryan for DC and Pagano for HC. None of these things will happen :(",NORV TURNER FOR OC +"You do realize there is only an 8 year difference between the programs? UK started in 1903, UofL started in 1911.",And the fans of one of those programs constantly try to get into a dick measuring contest about the wins they have. +Also rated the most dangerous state based on the FBI's violent crime database.,That's just Memphis +"Isn't every war Live-fire training? Like, I get that America doesn't like Russia for helping their allies (Something America doesn't hesitate to do), but this is just ridiculous. Of-fucking-course a military is going to use a conflict to learn lessons, and prepare for the next inevitable conflict.","No, the only honorable way is to fight the war with only old weapons and tactics and make sure that no one tries anything not in the book." +Measuring is hard,Must be a guy +Which Arcanine to keep? Hey so just recently I evolved two Growlithes in the 800s CP range. One Arcanine is 1981CP with Bite (6) and Fireblast (100) and with 40iv then the other arcanine being 1943CP with Fire Fang (10) and Bulldoze (35) with 59iv. I don't know which to keep and which to transfer. Please help me!,"Keep both, but don't power either up." +"So Orwellian Doublespeak is official Presidential Policy now? It's been standard for GOP legislation forever, good to see the presidency catching up.","What are you talking about, it's always been official policy!" +"yeah, i'm looking at a mortgage calc right now. they'll give me around 115k (which doesn't buy much around here), and the repayments would be roughly 30-35% of my take-home pay.",fortunately there's no chance at all that interests rates will increase at any point during the mortgage term ... +I joke about being an accelerationist and it really is a crude joke...but deep down I feel like it's the only authentic position I can have. Economically at least. I understand full well it's absolute dogshit for social issues and the connections between social and economic issues. \#doughywhiteboyproblems,I feel the same way. +"Maikelele, pita form qwerty",TL;DR: Qwerty's lineup - Mikail Maikelele Bill Faruk pita Pita John wenton Eriksson Fredrik slap Junbrant Simon atter Atterstam +"The over 70 pending lawsuits against the president-elect. It seems like the conservatives hate crooked politicians and criminals, so why did the liberal media ignore the massive pile of lawsuits about unsavory and possibly criminal acts of one politician?",Because HRC is like literally Satan. +"It wasn't followed through with, but my sister and I were fighting over Legos and my mom said if we didn't stop, she'd melt them all in a pot then throw them away. I was also told that if I was bad, I'd have to live in the basement with two-ton Tony, my secret brother","It's L-e-g-o, you fucking heathen, no wonder your mum thought you were a shit cunt." +"Oh come on, it's just a joke. OP's picture is obviously beautiful with all those autumn colors. I just wanted to one up for fun and show one of my favorite road from around here. I unfortunately don't have a drone to take a beautiful picture of the Furka pass.",Or you can just tune into BvG's YouTube.... +Android Wear when?? :(,Yeah I'm sure OP knows the answer +Why the fuck do u care about japan,"Yes, why on earth would someone have a general interest in global affairs, boggles the mind." +DID YOU WON? should be DID YOU WIN? SMOrcish grammar. Literally unreadable.,"If you know what should be written, it means you understood (assuming you didn't used a crystal ball/other divination method); therefore, it's readable." +And soldiers armed with assault rifles! Get into the Christmas spirit!,"Not possible in Germany, its illegal to use soldiers as a force in the country." +Eagles favored over Giants on TNF by ESPN - blah blah blah,It's because they're home on a short week. +Just Draymond things,Only someone with an ego as big as draymonds would name their kid after themselves +"They just released something called Shadowrun: Anarchy that is using some rules-light narrative focused system, I have no idea if it's used in other games but it'd at least make it less of pain in the ass to run.","Oh man, I am so giving that a long hard look." +"New Log In Campaign, New Sasuke & Gaara","those look like raid reward ones to me, right?" +Stardust hoarding since Lvl 1. (now 35),~~Igglybuff humblebrag~~ +Crash's?!,Carol's! +slow down!,wubba lubba reference +"Jeez, I'm sorry I'm not as smart as you in that case. I'm trying to learn, and that's why I posted the question.","Apology accepted, pleb." +Pretty much all of those 2.5 million votes were illegal immigrants votes.,You forgot the +Jae crowder with the +19 in one half,"Is he injured or something, should be at least +40" +Cyborgs situation is very believable and here is why,"Dude... the rules are simple... get the exception then take the drugs... she didn't it... no pitchforks, gasoline or mobs necessary..." +"Originally, that episode was going to be about Fry's mom and how she kept waiting for him (hopefully not by the curb), but it was deemed too sad. I would argue the dog scenario is much more sad. Losing your child is heartbreaking, but when he just vanishes, you acknowledge that he's almost certainly dead and maybe seek therapy and try to go on with your life for the sake of your family and friends, you can learn to be happy again. A dog doesn't have that. A dog has one owner and that owner is his whole world. A dog can't understand why his person isn't coming back, a dog can't reason that the person probably died and that waiting for him is futile. The dog just waits and is disappointed every day for the rest of his life. It's so much worse.","wtf, who put onions in my room?" +"I think this would be a better card if it was worded differently so that it works with Barnes. That way it would actually be decent tech against two cards, not just patches.",Finally an y'shaarj counter +The legal drug of America!,I always thought freedom was +Merry Christmas from America,"Where have I seen that sweater before, I just cant quite put my finger on it" +Goldman Sachs accounts for 24% of Dow's spectacular Trump rally,"Wall Street booms, main street stagnates." +becoming?,im not. +"I was thinking the same thing actually, how well that would synergize with him. A possible replacement to a dorans ring? Late game that burn would do a bit as well.","ive tried all routes incorporating doran's, dark seals, refillables the most reliable and friendly start was goingDark Seal + Refillable, and backing early for another Dark Seal and Corruption pot (700g) im more a fan of corruption pot over dark seals, but dark seals resell at away higher value than doran's rings do (although dorans ring is op for mana regen)" +"It seems it takes a genius to figure out that unless he is **your leader**, you don't really get to have a say. He's doing the job he was elected for. He's a good leader for the people he leads.",And Hitler did nothing wrong. +Meet the Chinese Billionaire Who's Moving Manufacturing to the U.S. to Cut Costs,"So is President Obama, or the upcoming President Trump, responsible for this?" +Technically all auto accidents result from going too fast. If we reduce the speed limit to 0 we can save countless lives.,Once again your flawless logic and concern for real world solutions to people problems is duly noted. +Wasn't that what MTV2 was supposed to be and now its basically another MTV.,It's MTVs all the way down. +"So I heard rumors that the Royal Australian Air Force has been conducting exercises with weaponized drop bears. I'd like to know if these rumors are true, and as an American, should I be concerned? Would an attack using drop bears be considered biological warfare?",Weaponised drop bear is a tautology. +I took the biggest L of 2016,oh no +"As a married man for three year to a wonderful husband. You sir fuck up big time and so did your wife. Majorly fuck up. My advice to you is to stay far away from the other woman and never bring it up again. Unless your wife ask about, never speak of it. If she does, be honest. Same goes for her but don't tell her that. Be the best husband you can be. Get her flowers randomly, take her on a lovely date, etc. Don't bring up the past, it is in the past. Bring your a game and be the best husband you can be. And be more open about your sex life. Lack of sex between partners can drive a wedge. Tell her you are sorry and how you feel and what she means to you. It is ok to cry in front of her.","Shut da fuck up, queer" +Nope. Entertaining shit show! Great for crypto markets,!delta +They should probably have tougher bomb laws... Lol,Nah relax the gun laws so we can shoot the bombers! +"Honestly I think most pro-choice people are avid supporters of sex education and birth control. No One actually wants abortions to happen and I think we all can agree it's better to just avoid unwanted pregnancies in the first place. It makes my brain hurt trying to comprehend why conservatives are pro-life and yet hate welfare and public assistance, cut sex Ed and planned parenthood, etc. like, if you are so pro-life than why do you only care about the fetus?","Because people have the right to life, not a good life." +"Anonymous, linked to Facebook profile that features real name, face, house address, phone number, likes, dislikes, friends, job, school, numerous photos, etc.. Anonymous",I bet he logs on every time using 7 proxies too +"That's what I thought but I did some research and these weren't the normal pigeon maggots that benefit them. This was typical fly larvae that got inside it's wound when I found it outside, and the maggots must have hatched a day or two later inside of it. These were flesh eating maggots that carried bacteria, not the completely sterile death-eating friendly maggots your thinking of.",You can tell shit went down when someone utters a sentence that contains the words friendly maggots +"This is the first and only time a bank has been penalized for this kind of offence in Canada... ... of course, Fintrac did not name the bank.","1 out of 1,179 ain't that bad" +"Some jokes just write themselves. The inauguration of the Rs. 3,600 crores Shivaji Statue will be held tomorrow at the MMRDA grounds in Mumbai. These grounds are nestled between the Nehru Nagar slums on one side & Dharavi - Asia's largest slums on the other side. Some jokes just write themselves. Sigh !","Dont worry these 3600 crores will be collected from black money hoarders and put to national use, nothing to worry about tax payers" +Bad analogy. A better one would be a cop brings up a meeting about the new cop uniforms. Some citizens criticize the new uniforms; and next day these select individuals are getting their records pulled up and searched,Your analogy is too accurate and not metaphorical enough though +"How much to value mythic cutting edge runs Hello. our guildis trying to sell cutting edge achievement and I was wondering what we should value it at. we are selling options full clear and just xav, no loot for either. We are the only horde guild on our server who has it but many alli also do",No loot? +FWD: A Very Merry CHRISTmas to All!!!!,This post is gay +Let shill journalists think for you? Very intelligent.,"Oh yeah, its the journalists opinion you are looking for, not the actual tests and their results." +I think you meant Yes supporters.,"No-supporters were, of course, cereal-eating idiots." +And the best part is that you'll all probably hate it!,"I don't like it, but 3 years... that's a long time so you'll have my vote." +"He is right. The Franks are ancestors of the Dutch, Flemings and some Germans. But in West Francia the only native speaking Frankish land was the county of Flanders so gradually the leaders of West Francia took the language of the people they had conquered. Dutch is classified as Low Franconian in the Germanic languages. You French are just Gallo-romans.","They were also in North of France, they were simple Belgians from nowadays standard." +Holy shit he is sweaty.,A bit mayba. +MY TRUMP CARDS CAME!!!!,KKK confirmed +North Carolina Republicans just chose anti-LGBTQ discrimination over jobs for their constituents,"But God will provide new jobs to this most blessed state, right?" +I didn't pay Microsoft 200+ dollars for this!,"Yes you did, you just didn't fully research what you were buying" +"As someone who doesn't want the Cons anywhere near winning I say, Excellent",You're a good Canadian. +Its the dumbest word in the language. I hate it. Its not spelled anything like it sounds.,"It makes perfect sense in French, stop stealing our words !" +"I love getting high and doing things. Gaming, restaurants, shopping, swimming anything really. Always better high","Same I usually get high before I go to work, drive, watch children, lift weights, etc" +The guy made off like a bandit and has future job security at CNN.,I highly doubt he will be showing up much after November 10th. +Bush aide seen as top contender for Trump counterterrorism aide,"Because if there's anything the Bush administration excelled at, it was counterterrorism" +Eh. Is there any real proof that all his tweets are dictated by him? Almost all high profile social media profiles have multiple people posting to them. And it is not like he is surrounding himself solely with sound minded intelligent people.,I would assume it's really him because I find it hard to imagine paid social media staffers would post such ridiculous tweets +"These gifts are ass. Where's Bo, Vick, Moon? Really 86 ovr LE and SS??? What is this September??? EA dropped the ball with these gifts they are pure ass. Come on at least give us Bo! 2 5k 86 overalls..shaking my damn head",If there isn't another David Johnson card this whole promo will be moot. +I am banging my head against my desk because he's not seeing this. -_-,"No, you just don't get it, shaming someone because of their kinks and shaming someone because of their kinks are completely different things." +Isolationism requires keeping your mouth shut.,"He's playing 34D hungry hungry hippos man, you just don't get it" +"What's he dumb things you see Mastery 10 players doing? My top 3 has to be: 1. Bastet who built DB first item. 2. An Agni who assured me the gas explosion does do damage FYI, I'm a 10 I know his moves when I suggested he doesn't need the gas to clear wave. 3. Skadi players who just send Kaldr into his instant demise. What are some of yours?","I've seen a rank 10 Ares build spear of the magus first item, and another one who refused to build anything that wasn't an aura item, that even boots were a huge no." +"I had a palm-length Ubuntu sticker, the Ubuntu part of which resides on my sister's laptop, and the small logo I cut it to destroy the thrash that is Windows.","I mean, that keyboard is so uncomfortable." +"No, it's not just the assholes. Religious organizations and teachings themselves can cause a lot of psychological pain, even when there are no assholes involved.","Well, you wouldn't have psychological pain if you weren't a sinner!" +AP blitzcrank mid is my personal favorite,"we understand that you want to play AP blitzcrank mid, but your team doesn't want you to play AP blitzcrank mid" +Sorry,"I'm dead inside already, no worries" +"The way you're phrasing this makes it sound like you're trying to make yourself out to be a cartoonish villain so I don't know if you're being sincere or making a satirical point or not. In light of that ambiguity I'm not going to make a huge effort to convince you of anything aside from saying that everyone who's a member of the same democratic society pays into that society through their taxes, their labour, their cultural enrichment and good will, and all deserve to get the same benefits in return. In that sense the enlightened approach is to make decisions which benefit the most number of people within that society knowing that as society prospers, so do you and yours, and helping your fellow citizens ultimately helps you as well.","Aaaaaand voting Democrat the last two elections sure didn't do my family any favors, so why would I keep smashing my fingers with a hammer?" +~~i think bonbon is a girl~~,nu u idet banbo ez gurl!11!1 +"One of the most awesome things I saw a professor do was kick two jerks out of the class on the review session before the final exam. There was a bit of a verbal disturbance in the room so the prof stopped his lecture and asked the girl involved what the matter was. She tearfully explained that the guys sitting behind her were calling her a lesbian and a dyke because she had short hair. He told them to get out of his classroom, and to go straight to the [Faculty] Office and withdraw from the class, and that he would be heading there immediately after the class to make sure they were off the class roster. It was a pretty badass moment, with a healthy dose of schadenfreude seeing some assholes waste their whole semester in an instant.",That sound like a rational thing to do after hearing one side of the story +"lol yes,Black Fuze is awesome!",*african american fuze +People working on gender equality? What do they do? Seems like a waste of taxpayer money.,"In the state department, they probably work on issues of women's rights in shitholes like Saudi Arabia." +My friend's son is a AMD fan....will he be happy what I've got Santa to send him?,should've got a 390. +Which popular movie quote would be the most inappropriate thing to say while having sex?,I am your father. +"Having a lifetime supply of a consumable product does not make it BIFL. Buying a disposable product in bulk does not make that item BIFL. For example... Wrapping paper is ripped to pieces and can no longer be used as wrapping paper after only one use. If I have 50 boxes of Kleenex, that does not make Kleenex a buy-it-for-life purchase. Can we please get away from these useless posts about bulk throwaway items?",Make r/BuyItForLife great again! +Who did Wentz injure?,OBJ's feelings. +The GMO situation in New Zealand in fucking terrifying. National is fucking this country up beyond belief.,"Yes, this country has gone to hell in a hand basket." +If there's *one* person in the world who could come back from the dead my bet's on Bowie.,Jesus would like a word with you. +You are brainwashed by the right. Guns are weapons and weapons are no longer needed in a first world civilization. Especially when children are involved. People like justifying gun violence are the reason that he is quadriplegic.,"When 4 days without a shooting in Chicago is an accomplishment, that tells me I most definitely need a weapon for protection." +Again proving that railing against 'political correctness' is an excuse to be racist.,The libural thought police is at it again! +Pictures usually depict scenes from the past. It's almost guaranteed she's older now.,Pictures always depict a scene from the past +"We're lucky he hit his prime in china, he would've changed the face of the game as we know it.","But even IF he comes back to the NBA, it'll be a Sabonis situation where he's past his prime, still playing good, and we'll all wonder what could have been if he came over earlier..." +Jeff Kaplan responds to Tracer controversy and reveals truth behind competitive matchmaking.,This was perfect. +this only shows why dota is using so much internet. even the normal models are being rendered online like hats. fuck you valve.,You forgot the +"Please, Remove mods like Stretch/Vital Sense/ or any other common Rare mods from rotations, And just add them to drop from the enemies.",But then all the people with Nidus won't have any reason to play their new favorite game mode! +Humans in name only (+10),"So, about that civility rule in r/politics..." +"Yeah, besides he wasn't running people over, or waving his fist out the window. Or leaning out of it yelling Allahu Akbar!",How dare you insinuate people shaking their fist out of their window yelling allahu Akbar are more likely to be a terrorist +What words will forever haunt your franchise? Stolen from r/nfl,The Chicago Cubs win the World Series. +"What great thing can happen on January 1st 2017, to make all the shit of 2016 worth it?",Everyone will start using landscape to take cell phone videos. +"Dumb question time - Should I buy jumper cables or a jump pack thingie? Long story short, some fool (might have been me) left the lights on all night. My van is completely dead. Fortunately I own another vehicle I can drive so I can still get around. Unfortunately I am a mid-30s guy who has never jumped a car in his life and doesn't own anything you need for the task. There are plenty of Youtube vids on how to do this so I don't think that will be that hard. I do have the following questions: * Can I jump my full sized van from my small 4dr car? Will that even work? * Should I buy $15-20 jumper cables or should I invest in one of those jump pack things? I have Christmas laying around so I can afford it.",Get both +Zion National Park (from r/earthporn),"Of course it's nothing like the real thing, but because of New Vegas, I feel like I've been there" +NERD,*ahem* I prefer to be called Scholar of the Science of Marxism-Leninism +All of your issues will be gone of you'd just play unofficial. Why would you build within render distance of someone? That sounds like your main problem.,Because there is no space that is not within render distance. +What would you replace it with then?,I don't think you got his +So vegans don't drive cars or use gas heating or have high flush toilets?,"Well guys, i guess because we can't do everything we shouldn't do anything." +You thought a billionaire who was the son of a billionaire wanted to do what's best for the people?,Yeah ridiculing the small few that voted for trump and are admitting it was a mistake is exactly what will heal our country +"When's 3.0?!?! 2.6 has been out for almost 30 minutes now, and still no word about 3.0. Wtf CIG??!!",Jeah i know it would be SO stupid if CIG would tell us now if they aim for q1 or q2 +"I mean conservatives always say they aren't racist,but when push comes to shove and you had a chance to pick someone who wasn't racist you went for the racist so...",Yeah but they only voted for a racist because liberals kept aknowleging he was a racist +"If they drop Mii's, then what will people use as avatars?",Mario characters +Spend much time at German Christmas markets?,Ahahaha too soon.... too soon +"Yes, and they are.",I should just take your word for it apparently +Um...who would pay for the infrastructure? That's the reason why comcast and others basically have monopolies on individual cities; they built the cables to transmit the information.,I smell a kick starter... reddit we can do it +UN Report: Free expression under worldwide assault,Particularly on US college campuses. +No HDMI connection I reinstalled my windows and now Rift is showing up in Home as No HDMI connection. The rift itself shows up as a monitor and is just displaying desktop as if it was a third monitor.,Have you installed the latest drivers for your GPU? +I'm making a Rum Ham,please post again so we know you aren't dead +"So with Munchlax being the launch event Pokemon... Sinnoh remake hint? I mean Torchic was the event for XY, it would make sense.","Yeah this would make sense, double sense, munchlax ties into gen 4 and snorlax ties into the gen 1 anniversaries." +How not to gank Ember Spirit,How'd he kill that QoP she's unkillable this patch +S I M I C G O O D S T U F F . D E C,"man, this is quality advice you are helping him with" +It's so cold right now that I can't even flush the toilet,Global warmin' y'all +"Right, but now the rules have changed... Also, you took my post way too seriously.",I know who I'm finding next purge! +"Wait until this time next year when he's got rid of net neutrality, probably accidentally started some kind of war (he's already pissed off China and said we need more nukes), crippled the EPA, FCC, NASA, energy and other departments, made Healthcare even worse, and failed to deliver on his promises to build a wall, and drain the swamp. Of course I'd love to be wrong about all this since you don't want the president of your own country to fail. But all the things I just said seem incredibly plausible.",No it was the libtards stopping us from MAGA +Is it really that hard to imagine they thought it was a good idea? Blizzard is generally always out of touch with its playerbase.,Nah I definitely remember WoW players demanding that they remove all depth from classes and constantly prune abilities until most classes are simpler to play than a MOBA hero +"If we're looking for another issue to tackle, the GLBT Railroad is a great place to start. It's an oil/hazmat train project that hasn't been started, but they're currently seeking approval from the government to take 200 miles of pristine farmland by eminent domain. It crosses 4 rivers and divides multiple wetlands. This is a much, much bigger threat to our water resources than the Dakota Access pipeline and it hasn't been covered very much.",This sounds perfectly safe. +My realization after these past few games.,We just need to be healthy again like we were in the beginning of the season. +"Discussion: Omar Bravo, Kikin Fonseca, or Cuauhtemoc Blanco? Who was the better play in their prime years and who would you have out of those three on your team? I know technically they all play three different positions, but I was curious to see what people think.","Honestly, El Bofo" +Get down of your horse.,"Anyone who doesn't take the immediate aftermath of a tragedy as an opportunity to show off their finesse at writing puns is surely just a stuck-up jerk, yup" +Why would I waste my time playing what is intended to be a highly competitive mode in a game that has some of the worst balance and hit detection of any multiplayer FPS?,That's what makes it so competitive! +"Except Judaism, because they don't believe in heaven or hell. Source: am jew","Lies, your flair clearly states you are a Pastafarian!" +#WE WANT 13,of course we want Sundin +"Okay, Lambeau leap. *spikes save button*",But that's different! +What's the most underrated former or current television show you like?,This question has never been asked before. +I don't think you've ever used reddit.,you forgot the +Tom Cruise,Com Truise +"I just went to export a car. My shit froze, no buttons would work. So it gets stolen from another player. Thanks Rockstar, that was 90k.",This is punishment for spending time exporting a standard range car +"iirc, your tower is local people in your area. so if your area of people aren't redditors, you wont find a tower full of em. im not sure how it works when your'e with a fireteam that isn't local though",That's what we get with CBMM +"I've seen it on both platforms and honestly, I wouldn't shell out the extra dough for a video card. You can plug in a keyboard and mouse to your ps4 I believe",I'm already using a keyboard and mouse on PS4. +When is it?...,Christmas Day. +I can't believe it. O.o,**you better believe it** +I just want to know WHY they do it. Are they that miserable that they have to ruin millions of people fun? It's just sad.,"What do you mean, I thought they were going it to make Xbox Love stronger." +Jimmy Bondoc defends friend's family: They are not drug carriers,"Jimmy Bondoc - drug protector, dilawan" +...but if you just give up a few more of your rights the government can keep you totally safe! Why won't you do what's best for you?,What do you have to hide? +Good job both of them are dumb asses one with a fucking double barrel in a world of semi auto and the other that thought a little glass would provide enough protection from said double barrel,The glass shards protect againt cuts from the buckshot +Cory assumes supporters will be male?,Cory assumes there'll be more than one supporter. +"What, going on a photo op tour of a combat zone with other conservative political figures, with some journalists there to file copy on them? So worthwhile.",Maybe by 'worthwhile' he meant that Woy was hoping to save us from his retirement benefits through sacrificing himself. +Let me bless the shit out of you,I knew these guys lost some brain cells somewhere.... +"If you want to try out EU, today is a good day to start! With the Christmas Eve and Christmas Day gifts, you will be given 4 free summons over today and tomorrow and a slough of other things, including the Dream Frog in tomorrow's gifts. If you want to start EU, now is the best time!","Erk, EU..." +"I just can't believe a large group of people voted for a dude that lies so blatantly. He's like my funny drunk uncle who got arrested for growing, but discovered Twitter and Alex Jones like a month before that.",You just don't know when to take him seriously +The point stays that if you are better than your elo you will climb even as adc,"You're right, but you need to be way above your elo to climb as ADC whereas if you play jungle and mid you can climb just by being a bit better than your opponents." +The constant risk/temptation of betrayal/defection makes the trust you DO establish with other people all the more valuable.,"Read as risk of defecation, and suddenly EVE sounded a lot less appealing" +Maligayang Pasko Redditors!! Anong ipinagpapasalamat mo ngayong taong 2016?,Emperor God-King Trump-sama got elected president +"Which is tautological, because who can judge the Pope?",The Eastern Orthodox and the toxictrads +Christmas Message 2016 from Perfume,"Listen, this sub is about the group Perfume, not about selling perfume." +Please Can someone make a Ledgend of Zelda texture hack for Earthbound/Mother 2? Because I accidentally got Earthbound twice I feel obliged to play it but.. I don't want to play it the way it is. Can someone Please make a ROM hack which changes everything so it's Zelda related?,Just play Link to the Past. +Guy just like this was after me 4 years in high school. It ended with him writing No More (My Name) on his hand at a party and drunkenly telling everyone how I wouldn't put out. Class act.,"But he treated you so good, you're probably just a slut who was fucking Chad" +Batman Arkham Asylum crouch not working? I am using an xbox one controller. Right trigger throws a batarang rather than crouching like it should. This also completely screws up my ground take downs. Has anyone had this issue and found a fix?,"You could try remapping you controller with x360ce, but I don't know if it will fix your problem." +Posted unironically by a friend that I respected up until now,"What do you have against Skittles, shitlord?" +Any news source that uses the word troll has got to be reliable...,"Yes, they should have named him terrorist" +i responded before he posted he was using a 3440x1440 monitor. thanks for the correction,"No problem, just wanted to make sure there wasn't any misinformation" +Does this happen every Christmas?,"Yes, you also get a temporary cape for Christmas." +Fiancee gave me the greatest gift I have ever received!,Hopefully there was a razor in there somewhere too +Whose your pick for coach of the year?,Gus Bradley +What song hits you hard?,Sam Smith - I'm Not the Only One +Rhodesian ridgeback puppers,"I feel lied to, those puppers don't have the teal and baby-puke yellow i was promised..." +Girlfriend was wrapping presents when I noticed it,Peaking +-.-,.-. +"Is 6.7lenght and 5.5 girth considered ok for most women? Im kinda big guy(194cm,90kg) so it definitely doesnt look that big..",Nope. +Every gamer knew a kid like this.,"Whoo boy, this might be one of the oldest reposts Ive seen." +"Never though i would play a game for 6 years, never thought i would go watch pro gamers play a game live and have the best time while doing it. There is a lot of small things (some big) wrong with league but i truly believe the positives out weigh the negatives heavily.",Take your logic and unbiased opinions out of here. +"There's very good reasons to be married, particularly if you want kids. And there is an expiration date on the having kids plan the way most people do it.","It's not really an issue biologically for women until 40-45, though I personally wouldn't want to wait quite that long just because I don't want to be 60 and still dealing with high schoolers." +Moon,Truly a hidden gem +"Dad complained it took to long to get to his email, and now we're here.",Because a thousand dollar ultrawide monitor will totally help him +Doesn't it seem odd that they created this difficult and complex system to protect against peeking at his inventory and randomizing items that has issues and no one is a fan of? Seems like they would have been better off just doing a simple system and paying some intern to jump on a mat and pick his inventory every Friday.,And put TLW and Ophidian Aspects in the far far outer left corner of the mat. +"We have the best community of any subreddit, everyone is so nice and helpful. No arguing, but rather calm discussion. It's an amazing honor to be a part of this community.",Fuck you I hate everyone here. +Real football Fans play real football,r/gatekeeping +"Change the keyboard shortcut for bookmarks under settings, use search to find it, or it's under the keyboard settings","just changed it, thanks a lot" +Time to start giving back to the people I robbed!,"Not enough dark, I would have nexted" +$1200 PC vs $1600 PC value?,It's about $400 difference if my math is correct. +"Pitying people who are single, and worrying about what their problem is.","Wow sounds like you're single, whats wrong with you?" +"I just figure, if we're doing everything we can to practice impractical medicine, why not intubate through eye sockets, even the anus. You know what, Bones? I vote we just buy a crossbow, and thread the bolts with King airways and fire them at patients for maximal effect.",I second this vote +I was playing as PRC. Rep China had been completely conquered by Japan and I decided to push them out while I could. I was the only one fighting them. They joined the Axis but were not yet called into their wars.,I really don't know for that case. +"Yea I saw a WV senator on CNN the other day talking about this and I was on his side when he was talking about the severity of the problem and need for something to be done about prescription painkillers, but then when he started talking about how they start with marijuana I got pissed.","Yeah man didn't you know marijuana isn't strong enough so you seek harder drugs, just like alcohol isn't strong enough so you start smoking weed and it's just downhill from there man" +Herrera needs to up his game. Weak movements. Arms all over the place. Rigid body.,His adulation for Roy Keane prevents him from going full Pogba in the locker room. +"1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7... Hasta donde?",Hasta tu edad por 2 +Trump Says Putin Better Leader Than Obama in Military Town Hall,"Trump says a lot of dumb things, but threatening NATO, saying Russia deserves Crimea, asking Russia to hack Clinton, and saying Putin is a better leader than Obama is going to lose Trump this election." +the witcher 3 or skyrim remastered?,"Don't be a bitch, get both." +uff. thanks. Didn't seen it yet. Will look up if i'm home from work m8.,"No problem, glad I could help." +I'm not out so I'll have to shave my leg hair when it gets to summer again :/,Same :( +Every single one.,Every single one. +The Viewsonic XG2401 and LG 24GM77 are the best 1080p 144Hz monitors you can buy. They are around $250 (don't get a different one unless you absolutely have to.),Would you recommend a gsync monitor? +"players/leagues you refuse to use? im an arsenal fan and i wont use any spuds players in my team. i also really try to avoid using premier league players, mainly because i play against them every single goddamn game. id rather quit playing fifa than use smalling/martial/butland et all. are there players you wont use for a reason other than them being crappy in game?",I'd rather quit playing than not use Butland you meant to say right? +8funnydude that aint funny dude.,i dropped my +Apperantly someone found this in the game files. Looks fake.,bbwaahhahaha totally real +Its a Nice Harem with you guys and and the Fish except the Fish actually have been trying to make it lively so we had to take it out on the Ugly stepsister earlier today.,Whew you really let her have it she must be hideous +Obama quietly does everything because he's a cunt puppet and lots of people still support him because they're ignorant/oblivious to the reality around them.,So racist +Does anybody know of a dupe for Jeffree Stars new colour?,Looks like it might be similar to Beauty Bakerie's Royal Tea +it should be something visual. there are players that play without sound. or play music or are simply deaf. i think a voice with written text in chat would be ideal,How about written text in chat *drums get louder* ? +Simulated death,a living death if you will +but exoplanet is one of the better maps. just be happy that it is not crashsite.,Don't you mean... crash shite +Fat Randy fucking things up for the Texans in all uniforms.,That's his first field goal in reliant right? +"What would happen if I invited everyone who has ever blocked me, to a group page titled Everyone who has (firstname lastname) blocked on their Facebook. Of course I'd use a 2nd, alt, account to create that group then invite everyone who still has me (my primary account) on their FB blocklists. I would expect them to chat up a bunch of memories and encounters of and about me that led up to them blocking me, and finding things in common. If two of the blockers are still single, they could find so much in common that this ironic group would be the catalyst that kicks off a relationship and even an eventual marriage. --- Oh, and if **you** had me (my primary acct) blocked on your Facebook, then one day, a secondary account invited you to a group specifically for my blockers, what would happen then?",This is probably a dumb question but how do you know who has blocked you? +"Is it licit to use a different set of Christmas readings? Every year my home parish completely celebrates the Mass during the Day on Christmas Eve, down to the collect and things. Is that licit?",Also curious as tomorrow's Gospel reading was said tonight +"Minnesota Pastor Beat Boy, 12, With Electrical Cord Because Child 'Wanted To Test God,' Police Say","Yeah, clearly religion is at fault here, not bad parenting and self-righteous and abusive authority figures." +documents were accepted 11/28/16 and still waiting My documents have been accepted on 11/28/16. Still waiting for offer letter. I call Volkswagon everyday and I am told a different story everyday. I have asked for a supervisor 7 times now. Any idea on what I can do at this point?,Fucking Troll +Why are you on Reddit right now instead of spending time with your family?,We're watching Elf and I'm one of the dozen people on this planet that loathes that movie. +Snow falls in Sahara for first time in 37 years,Anti global warming propaganda? +I got an autograph from Andy Fields!,TJ is GaEY. +"Former Flint emergency managers, others charged in water crisis",But the GOP assured us that this was the EPA's fault! +"probably not tbh, just one scream right before impact, must have been something unexpected","Yes, the ground does seem unexpected while flying thru the air in a suit." +That seems pretty reasonable,I feel like she should get fined more for fucking with a bus driver whose job it is to keep people safe but damn I feel like she earned that $1000 dollar uppercut. +a cop shoots my dog imma blast him right back legally thats protecting my property and morally thats avenging my nigga,"Except in the moment before they shot it they took the dog through civil forfeiture to make it theirs, so you killed them for animal cruelty, obviously" +"Ps4 LF3M WotM Death Zamboni 365+ preferred, would love someone with experience, at death zamboni. Add jem735",I have 2 370+ psn thegreatofnate +woah,Whoa* Username checks out +"Best NFL team in Houston, hands down","I mean, Herman left UH and they lost like 2 games they shouldn't have lost, so you might be right." +Speculation is incredibly dangerous if you're implying the UFC is actively going against employees who are part of the union. That's illegal...,Yes because huge companies are known for not doing shady shit against unions at all. +My little clit can't compete with this,Is that the Tantus Hoss? +Meet and beat.,Better +Oh goodness I need more Mercs,I definitely need more now too! +"People love saying Chad Mendes gassed out due to a short camp, but those body kicks fucking ruined him.",The short camp is why he couldnt prepare for those body kicks +"Spanish. I'm pretty sure that is the language of Spain, born in Spain, a European nation.",B-but they're just a colonizing piece of shit! +"Base assault missions can easily get you 6 million in a single attack run. Rare trades are pretty banal. Try assassination missions, fighting in Hazres, salvage missions and mining. Even leveling up the Engineers will get you outside the comfort zone, doing new things.","Interesting, thanks." +A very merry Star Wars Christmas (imgur link in comments),Instructions for the walker? +They must call the TV tele-vis.,TV is telly here +"And when the meta is right, shrinkmeister owns it pretty hard. The new potion too.",Shrink is a GvG card +Got banned due to inappropriate name . My name was cypher99,Merry Christmas! +"If you end up calling 000 tonight... ... or you find yourself getting help from Police, paramedics, fireys, nurses or any other emergency service organisation - don't be a dick. No doubt your Christmas isn't going to plan, but abusing Emergency Service personnel when they're trying to help you makes everyone's day more stressful than needed. Be kind this Christmas!","Lucky you made this thread, otherwise i would have totally been a dick to Police, paramedics, fireys, nurses etc because im a massive dickhead." +An Open Secret (2014) - An investigation into rampant sex abuse and pedophilia in Hollywood. 93% on Rotten Tomatoes yet you can only find it on youtube. It was on the front page with 11k upvotes earlier but it was removed for some reason.,"so OP, how do the jews factor in?" +Don't fret snowflake....Uncle Donnie is going to drain the swamp.,"Indeed, by the looks of his presidential cabinet he is gonna surely gonna drain the swamp and keep money out of politics" +Haha I enjoyed that! Thanks for the read! Im currently trying to threemark it and after falling from 92.5% to 87% after a streak of FUCK YOU PERSONALLY by the game Im back at 91% and afraid to touch it now... :D,Oh don't worry just make sure to never use HEAT as it's cheating and I would never do that ever +Box logo hoodie size large for less than 350 In title,i can one up his offer with $351 for reals +Well the 4 players on Steels team were not smart in the slightest.,I played 3 games with him so I dont know which game you are thinking of considering I topfragged and did everything he wanted me to do. +"He's got a point, IMO",Not being a man-hating radical feminist makes you a neckbeard. +"I brought up his height and weight to imply that he can't run like any other player on the pitch. Diego Costa and Suarez are excellent strikers on their own accord, but they're different players. They can play forward, from the left, the right, fall back, etc. Ibrahimovic is a fucking giant on the field. He's great with both feet, can do things he really shouldn't be able to, but he's not built like those guys as in he doesn't quite have the motor to constantly run up and down, creating chances for other players. He's also 35 years old. You give him the ball at the top of the box and let him take it from there. He's very unique. You brought up Costa and Suarez, but did you ever consider how many players similar to them there are in the world? Off the top of my head- Aguerro, Tevez, Benzema, Higauin, Lewandowski, Kane, Chicharito, Griezman, etc. Not all the same caliber, but can do all the same things. I can't think of one guy in the world like Ibrahimovic.",This is Lebron James in a few years +I can't believe you've done this.,You crossed over into his pathing and the npc freaked out +Srs her post with her hair was nice but posting pretty much the same look every day is too much.,They're totally different looks when the only thing you change is your lip color +GGWP?,"Sorry, good game well played" +"Well, this toy lasted a whole 5 mins.",Look at that vicious killer. +That's the best part about being 5'8ish. My penis looks huge even though it's only average.,Yeah but at least I get to be 6'4! +"So this 14 year old is all for total war with trump, but was afraid Clinton was going to cause ww3?",But now we are fighting muslins instead of friends in White Russia +Facebook edgelord is deeply profound.,The people that post this stuff most likely skipped most of the days in school. +I doubt that. one causes lung damage the other does not.,Welk yeah you're not supposed to inhale your chicken nuggets +Ohhhh man. I bet that was scary as hell in person. That explosion actually sounded like an explosion you'd watch in a new Micheal Bay movie.,Michael* +We HotS players are the last ones who should be calling other MOBA players casual,'your game is casual you have no right to live' +"The Derrick Rose Sexual Assault Trial Primer, including both sides of the story, all of the evidence and much more","I think Rose is an idiot, but I don't think he's guilty of rape" +Don't bring that screenshot shit to to this sub.,Wrong subreddit +"Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin 'united to trash Hillary Clinton', former US ambassador says",because she was innocent +Elliot Rogers. They like him.,He got rid of those pesky idiot normies who keep taking all the girls who should be theirs by god given right as they are clearly the smartest of their generations +I call Bulls***,"Does 1440p gaming on a 1080p screen, kappa." +"What's classy if your rich, but trashy if you're poor?",Haven't seen this question asked before... +"Not only is that wrong, your comment is low-effort.",So you're saying Saitama can't just NLF through every character? +What drugs should each presidential candidate take before the debate on Monday in order to appear more likable to voters?,Truth serum +What did your parents tell you as a child that you now realize was a complete lie?,That I was rented! +"OP asked for warmth, not excruciating death.","Missing your hands doesn't mean death, it just makes it a little harder for you to work." +I never thought I would consider myself a white male or whatever they want to hate me for. I thought I was considered a individual like I viewed and treated everyone else. Guess not.,Your white privilege would think that. +He said he wants an easy fight.,"He's clearly not afraid of a tough fight, he called out Jon fucking Jones for gods sake." +They do make CVT WRXs if that's your jam,Then he might as well buy the legacy +"No, Jeffrey Dahmer had sex with dead bodies. He was a necrophile. I don't like dead bodies. I'm obsessed with a SPECIFIC individual, who has happened to be dead.","It was a joke, I didn't think I needed to add the" +Newegg Now Owned by Chinese Company,So how long before their staff in California gets laid off and they move it all to China? +They are clearly anti-nationals for not living near an Indian embassy.,They should go to a Pakistani embassy +Aside from these prints and a shirt for the Met(?) There is no official merchandise. Afaik,You mean all those Calvin pissing on (insert brand name here) window decals aren't official C&H merch? +Just thought I would share this with you all.,And back into their caves where they belong +"Best place for clubbing in Tokyo? Ueno Zoo, just after the baby seals are born.",I didn't know you were Canadian! +No we're not.,"Ok dude, you're totally right." +"What should new reddittors know, that they often ignore?",This is basically 4Chan +I wouldn't terminate the pregnancy. Think of the cool scientific observations it could provide,Think of what a wonderful life being a lab rat would be +Oryx Red-Barring. This game is so broken. Bungie plz,Pssh how can a game be broken if it's already dead? +What is that supposed to mean????????,"didn't ya know, all c9 fans apparently hate proofy" +I don't go to parties xD probably because of my awkward personality.,Yeah I didn't notice +This would look good on an Asian guy. Yeah ofc. This would look good on a black person. Get out,It's racist if its black people obviously. +Maybe she was a real asshole,People that have undergone hardships are never assholes +My iPad doesn't have 3D Touch like my iPhone 7 plus so now I have to remember something new . Ugh,This struggle is real +"No, York was an objector. But still killed in the line of duty. Doss, literally, killed nobody.","In fact, he killed -75 people, so he gets bonus points." +"90s kids are getting married, which explains the abundance of posts about gaming gear gifts to their SOs",Because clearly its only us 90's kids that like gaming stuff... +D-Block & S-Te-Fan - Music Made Addict (The Prophet Remix),0.o +LF3M WotM HM Aksis CM CP 395+ and experienced only,MrBelal3021 396 Titan +are both these images from mars? both sunsets?,"Obviously the first half is on Earth, you can see trees." +sounds like cap to me,That sounds nothing like cap imho. +Not many know him as Ray (his real name). He's mostly known as Stallion83,"now he's gonna get a ton of friend requests, thx a lot....fucking doxxing" +What does im dures galisa kezanic u shpvel mean?,In broken armenian it kinda means i like u and spending time with you. +"I want to do something during the holiday Hello everyone, i am a person. I spend most of my free time behind a computer, dont talk to anyone, + some workout every now and then. I have no friends, and everyone else is busy. There is not many social places around here, and no place to volunteer for. Thanks",Learn programming or other cool things that the Internet can teach you. +"I just don't get why we seem so averse to running a PnR with Rubio and KAT. That was like one of the best parts of Rubio's game, and it would give KAT more easy points, rather than him shooting outside more","No no no, having Rubio as a spot up shooter is definitely the most efficient use of his talents" +How do the two compare? Carol is just an attention seeking nut job Tommy is a supernatural paedophil (maybe literally?) from hell,She tried to feed her family her cancer-ridden father's organs and invited an invincible tumordemon for Thanksgiving. +Feeding the homeless is only enabling homelessness - Seriously? What deluded person would think people would choose to be homeless in exchange for a free meal every Christmas or so?,Well if they all starve to death then they won't be homeless anymore! +hes just calling someone racist. it might be wrong but its not racist,Calling someone who said nothing racist IS RACISIM. +Op probably did.,So did everyone else... +Forced upgrade,Muslims around the world are too quiet about terrorism in their name. +If this were in Philadelphia he'd be Uncle Cholly,Mine was uncle Chaz Mo and yes from Philliy. +"I disagree with what you have said, internet stranger, thus I have downvoted you.",I pity you +"This is true. We'd have Freeman, Trevathan and Quitcowski inside. We'd have McPhee (imo our best player), Floyd, Young and Garrett on the outside. That's a filthy roster of backers. Filthy. No matter what down it is we'd have monsters coming for your QB. But I think Allen is #1 on our board. A disruptive force at 3-4 end, which is a need if Bullard doesn't fill it. But Allen might be better than Garrett. Aside from those two, I don't know who's next if they go 1 and 2. Jamal Adams from LSU?",How about that one throwing guy from Clemson? +I never thought I would see an Adc flash heal a support~,Should add a +"Its not AI its their servers, they suck and need some kind of maintenance to be more stable","Well if they save enough money maybe they can afford new, better servers..." +"Hello fellow Trump supporters. Hey, just curious, does anybody have some thoughts they want to put into words that could be taken out of context to prove the existence of the white supremacist hetero-capitalist patriarchy?",shut up trans fag. +No black men under 40?? Well that's oddly specific.,No expections. +Guy has bad idea. Instantly blames EA.,Yeah ea is in no way to blame... +"Am I missing something? Does it truly impact people's lives that much if celebrities or musicians they like pass away? Like, do you go into a period of mourning or something? What is the big deal? Not necessarily directed at OP, but in general; the whole rip sweet prince deal that people seem to have.","Nope, we're all a bunch of sociopaths and just don't give a fuck when someone who created music that shaped our lives or played such meaningful roles in movies that they shaped the pop culture of a generation or multiple generations dies." +"It's a post apocalyptic wasteland littered with garbage from insufferable people who think they're some combination of clever, funny, or knowledgeable, but every now and then you stumble across something that, although perhaps inately worthless, makes you smile for just a moment - like a fragment of a trading card you played with as a child, before the apocalypse.",At least we know who David Bowie is +The problem is who decides what's accurate for more controversial stuff.,"Whichever site has more backlinks and keywords, of course." +Spotted the bastion main,offensive widow and hanzo main for life +pretty sure I can run faster than him,I assumed you forget to type in +"When you you pay a defensive player franchise QB money without a franchise QB on your roster, you're going to have a bad time.",Maybe they should have paid Brock franchise QB money instead? +"Pre-ordering is ridiculous unless it's a popular model and you do it at the midnight launch. I was able to walk in on launch day and pick up a 128GB Black 7. I was able to walk in and buy a 7+ yesterday. Sold my 7 for a loss, but I have the model I want. My wife's gold 7+ is still 3 weeks out but at least we took advantage of the T-Mo upgrade. Just had to out of pocket a little.",Why would you sell it at a loss...? +"I know Puppeh is really damn good at this game and a great player for his region and worldwide in general, but I'll always remember him as the player who talked smack and then lost in grand finals to wario.",Full story plox +Kerstdiner met politici,Zie eigenlijk alles voor me hoe dit eruit zou zien. +Matchfixing? They are all in the same clan and they admitted in chat that they did this on purpose (I could give further pictures and screenshots proving this point),no wonder joust is a joke +Goddamn bigot.,Yeah because the Thalmor are known for their complete acceptance of other races and belief systems and are totally **NOT** renown elf supremacists. +"Yeah you can, but you might want to keep it there as a backup, just in case y'know",alright thanks for the confirmation and advice +Why does it randomly miss some countries?,Estonia has ugly chicks. +Lose*,Typical SEC education +3000+ MS RENGAR Jumping out of Brush! - Vandiril,Now see when I saw the title I thought 3000+ MS = 3000+ Ping +How about all the money he's donated and the work he does outside of football for the community?,"He didn't go into a booth in November and push some buttons so that's all irrelevant, man." +Why would the refs help the Cowboys when they've already clinched homefield advantage?,Cause God hates the Lions and he's using the refs as the way to screw them. +I think he was joking. I think.,I guess I should've included the +Game wasn't on the line then,Yeah because the first half doesn't matter that's why the game just starts in the 4th quarter +"I do understand their geometry. A baby is both longer and wider than any man's cock. If women can pass an infant trough their birth canal, they should have no problem taking a cock.","Yes, because women generally describe the birthing process as being INCREDIBLY pleasurable and not at all 'literally shitting yourself while crying' painful." +Just received Amazon delivery estimate for my PDP Adapter!,Cant believe amazon is making you wait a year smh. +We should just ban all Israeli citizens from entering NZ and deport all Israelis currently visiting.,Last time the jews got deported that ended up well +If you want smaller footprint then no pets. They are a fairly large resource drain.,Not if ya get em from a no kill shelter. +"Dak Prescott has set a #Cowboys record for most games with a 100-plus passer rating (11). Tony Romo had two years with 10 games ('07, 14).",Well yeah any schlub would with that line and those receivers +"I have to admit, there's something incredibly attractive about a woman who knows her way around a torque wrench.",What man wouldn't like a woman who knows exactly the right amount of pressure to apply to nuts? +"I'm still going. I don't like it but god dammit I love me a good kumite! I say you still go , you don't want to live with the regret of missing something",...I'd much rather watch an American shithead make tricks with bricks +I think he got hit on something like 19/48 dropbacks,I thought I heard them say he was hit 20+ times. +GONDOR CALLS FOR SUSTAINABLE ENERGY SOURCES,...and Rohan will provide a stable approach to meet those needs efficiently... +Grafitti found near Garces High School overnight,This matters so much more when it happens in the nice neighborhoods +You're getting there. Now what does ATG missile stand for?,Anti tank grenade +apple ismoke sticker I made for my macbook,"We get it, you smoke." +"2017: Bigger tires, wider spoilers, bigger tires, wider spoilers, bigger tires...",Sponsored by facebook +"You also sound like a troll, nice bait dude","Your comment isn't bait, no way" +Your point was conveyed clearly!,"I agree, I hope thier clear explanation gets escalated to the top" +RNG's team looks pretty good,Only if they hit those fat crits with their RNG in lane am i right? +#BRINRLCS,Who's the chick? +This Is What 4 Black Holes Look Like.,##FEEL THE GRAVITY +Jon if he were super rad and speedy,He was a skater boy she said see you later boy +"Tbh I'd take that civic over the Porsche, always found it terrible looking.","Take porsche, see you don't like it, sell it, buy the sickest civic you'll find and have about 10k left... EZ money." +Bragging about karma has to be the most pathetic thing I've seen on this website...,Pfft...said the guy with barely 100k karma +"Yup, obvious as the poll notes the increase. Clinton trending up in NC. What's his path to victory without NC?","Just needs to take his home state of New York and not even worry about NC, GA, and Arizona!" +Officer friendly,Officer *Edgar* Friendly? +cannot carry hard enough...,"Following the topic of my recent post: Oh I'm sure you didn't deserve MVP right there, Miya is the clear player of the match here." +"Tons of illegal immigrants have real (stolen) social security cards and matching drivers licenses. I'm not saying all illegal immigrants do this or that their aren't businesses knowingly hiring illegals, but going after businesses won't be so black and white","We're not talking about blacks and whites, we're talking about Mexicans, try to keep up." +Best Belgian beers I've ever had. Took a while to get here but live up to the hype!,So where are you in Belgium? +"I am but a White Male, surely the first Black president did more for Black Americans than I could ever, correct?",I thought democrats did the most for blacks +He does have a point.,"Yeah, I wasn't expecting Fuck the Polish either :/ not nice." +That should hold it...,"It's better that way, because it makes reaching the top shelf easier!" +Because textures were the only thing they did the last year.,Yea textures is definitely the only thing missing in the shots from 2012. +Odegaard set to sign loan deal with Heerenveen,But the rumoured loan to Liverpool really made sense +It's my post that you replied to . . . you are bad at this. All you see is not much apparently.,"Lol dude, you're kind of annoying as hell." +"I loathe the fact that if your teammate dc's BEFORE round 1 even starts, you lose mmr from forfeit. Literally destroying my desire to play when ever fourth or fifth game has a dc. And before someone suggest duo que, solo que gives more mmr. Can't stand going 3/0 and getting 5 mmr, which happens a lot in duo que. r.i.p. mmr",Could be easily abused to just dodge all good players/counter matchups +A ninja buff to new players,Time to bitch until they give it to us +"Nah, easy to detect and once they detect that shit they boot you out of the hospital. He was there for multiple days. Happened to my bro like a month ago.","Your bro [probably] isn't a professional football player, though." +Friends list on Ps4? Anyone figure out how to access their friends list on the ps4? Mine doesn't seem like it works at all,Did you read the known bugs? +#im confused. i dont know if i want to stick my dick in it or shake its hand.,porque no los dos? +Post the dumbest reactions by Bills fans to all the news today So many stupid reactions to everything today. I think this could be entertaining.,Isn't that the point of this sub? +Anyone ever want to plan a meet up?,Well since we've never had one this is an interesting thought. +I would like to see some Evidence trump said that,Oh ffs +"What products look like a gimmick, but actually work really well?",Squatty Potty +"It's more complicated than that. For decades now, the American right wing has pretty much turned being poor into a moral failing to their base. Not having money is a result of being lazy or a taker. This lets the right's political and media outlets cast taxes not as a necessary cost to keep the government running, but instead as a scheme to take money away from good people who work and give it to bad people who don't. On the whole, American conservatives are actually pretty generous when it comes to personal donations. They've just been fed a narrative that lead them to believe that the only way to ensure their money won't be squandered by the undeserving is to distribute it personally--usually to churches or religiously-affiliated NGOs.",Any source for that bit about people who think others are poor just for being lazy are pretty generous? +"Netanyahu to be investigated for bribery, fraud","**Reddit:** Innocent until proven guilty, let it be decided in court where the facts can be laid out, until then, let's not jump to conclusions **Reddit on an Israeli:** HAHA IMAGINE THAT, BLOOD THIRSTY, MURDEROUS SCUMBAG, GUESS THIS MAKES ME AN ANTISEMITE, RIGHT?" +Player 2 at my house gets this controller.,You are an evil human being? +So many lingo words I wasn't sure if it was in English,On the radio? +"I think it's part hype from the Frontier format.. Frontier had issues though, I wish people would promote pauper more if they want a cheap and fun format:)",Oubliette is $24 +This is why he got kicked from team allegiance,Zeus and Anubis are totally on the same level +That's racist.,Look at your teams logo bruh +"He screwed loads of people out of money with trump university, didn't pay workers who built buildings and golf courses for him, and has admitted to being a sexual predator.","Yes, execute him now" +State representative pre-files Merry Christmas Law,Another shot fired in the war on Christmas... +l am left handed and colorblind. What are the odds of that happening not including genetics?,Were you vaccinated? +900 attack is good right? Breaking is good right? Massive buff LBs are good right? Silly survivability is good right? Having disgustingly OP and uncurable status effects is good right? Have solid elemental coverage is good right? Being able to equip everything is good right? Having an awesome TM is good right? Being futureproof/miles better in the JP version is good right? Not being utterly reliant on multiple TMs like Cid is good right? Yeah? Well there ya go.,"Bro, **clearly** Lightning is better, cuz she has pink hair and boobs." +Hatsune miku (Vocaloid),What anime is she from? +"won't be getting any more shoes this year, so here's my end of year rotation.",W2c new balance +"Widow on team just means I'll lose, why even play?",Because leaving or trolling it ruins the game for everyone else +"I agree with you on that. But how do you make certain your supposed evidence is not an artifact of the experiment? Answer me that. Here's an example to help you think of an answer. Suppose you have two electronic bathroom scales on which you weight yourself every morning, scale A and scale B. They are located on opposite sides of the bathroom. One morning you weigh yourself on scale A which reads 150 lbs. Then you weigh yourself not 5 seconds later on scale B and it reads 175 lbs. Perplexed over this (and unwilling to spend money on a new scale) you collect data on the scales over the next 60 days. Scale A has 60 data points all at 150, just like you'd expect (assume an independent source has measured you at 150 lbs too, like your doctor, who uses the same scale as your bathroom scale and is properly calibrated). But scale B measures 175 lbs with a little bit of variation each day. You do a statistical test and find the results of scale B are statistically significant. What is your most reasonable conclusion and course of action? Is it to 1. Surmise there is an unknown systematic you have not accounted for in scale B (e.g. faulty wiring or something) or that the scale is not calibrated correctly, which you proceed to try and discover and remedy? 2. Conclude the local gravitational field around scale B is different, so you write a paper on it claiming you have found a flaw in Einstein's equations?",Launch Scale B in to space obviously +"From the Sun/Moon Japanese openings I have seen, the EXs are being replaced with GX cards which have one attack that is once per game",I can't wait till they get to the synchro era when their pokemon evolve on motorcycles. +"That's pretty condescending to Wiccans, yo.",Of course the Unitarian is the one advocating for other religions like a good person! +"Being the 15th option on offence for a team won't get you a lot of minutes, let alone time to be open on the court.",Unless you play for the warriors... +"One thing I never understood is how some people wanted to depict black folks as being a violent race. After all those years of brutal slavery and being subjected to some of the worse things a person can do to another, they didn't all band together and take revenge when they were freed. Most just wanted to live their lives, take care of their family, and grow old in peace.",but...but...but... what about all the black on black violence? +This is why you don't have kids you don't want because of societal pressure: Parents don't love their adult daughter (r/Confession),All the people shaming him.... I wonder why parental regret isn't talked about more! +Yeah her math is not adding up.,"I assume she meant a few appetizers and desserts on top of each of their entree's, and most likely 1-3 drinks each." +"There is no market. There is league of legends which you build full dps and with that lifesteal can kill everything 1vs1. Dont lie to me, game market grown around hate against humans. Humans hate each other; no matter what you play, they always try to torture you",Yes but did you know there is dota 2 which you build etherial blade on meepo with that dagon you can kill everything 1vs5? +GDT | Flames @ Avs | 7:00pm MST | Something witty about extinguishing the Flames. Go Avs. Today continues our undefeated streak until the end of the year! Ass. Satan. Daddy. Salmon. Balls.,"Aight we back in it boys, I believe." +"Therefore, a magic man impregnated his own mother before he was born so he could sacrifice himself to himself to forgive us for the sins he created us with in the first place. Makes perfect sense.",Nice to see you listen to evidence +How about the Jets? I think Petty and Hackenberg could use a better teacher than freakin Ryan Fitzpatrick..,Fitzpatrick is smart though. +"The pixel is a new phone series made by Google. It is going to replace the Nexus 6P and 5X. The Nexus line has been going for 6 years, and is known for it's premium features but affordable price. Google decided to change their business model and rebrand the Nexus to Pixel, raising the price to that of an iPhone. This would be fine, but it lacks features that make it worthy of being an iphone priced device. Absent features such as: - No waterproofing - no removable battery - no wireless charging - no sd card expansion","You compare the price to that of an iPhone, but an iPhone has pretty much none of those features as well." +that was sarcastic right?,Kappa = +"A friend told me that his racist relatives in Louisiana called black folks Democrats. A car full of Democrats, a Democratic street gang, the NBA is full of Democrats.",I mean they aren't republicans except for Ben Carson. +Not trying to ruin anything,Worms. +on the topic of amd finewine. i have severe byers remorse over nvidias warm milk technology every driver patch just gets worse and more intrusive.,"Ironically, clicking on this thread gave me the mouse cursor corruption... :(" +"Obama Signs Defense Bill, Establishing State Department 'Anti-Propaganda Center' which will actively work to recognize, understand, expose, and counter foreign state and non-state propaganda and disinformation efforts aimed at undermining United States national security interests.",Hmm... how can this go wrong? +"I finally can finally do well in fps games Sorry if this seems like a shitpost bit a few months ago, o asked for tips how to be better at fps games. I absolutely sucked and I was getting frustrated. In battlefield 4, my k/d was a measingly 0.67 I posted on reddit and the advice wasn't very helpful urgh durrhh just play the game you don't need any tips really low quality replies. Anyway, I found out that I had to adjust my sensitivity. It was way too high. I was over shooting my targets. I'm not great but I'm getting better. I managed to get my scores up and my k/d up to 0.77 or so and climbing. Feels great to not always get owned all the time.","cool, now you just need to get to FPL in GO and you'll be average" +Why should a business be required to give their money away?,Because they're *guys*. +What's the dumbest thing you've ever done in Siege?,Playing russian roulette with the hostage +"If the car in front of you suddenly swerves, you might want to do the same.",Alternatively there were three cars headed the wrong way and the fourth car was simply minding his business then WHAM! +someone say Loki?,no heck off +"No chance of getting back the 22 bucks/month retroactively, is there? That would be really sweet.",Never satisfied +You are what you eat,"Jebus, just download more ram" +FWD: FWD: This feels so true!,How did never forget turn into never forgive? +Best commit in this thread.,But lots of folks have their justice boners up and that comment totally ruined the mood. +"My sis is pregnant, I'll be coolest uncle ever! I love 2016!","I'm sorry, but I have a hard time believing that you'll be a cooler uncle than me." +"But...he gets the crosshair on target, shoots, then shakes. Why on earth would moving effect the bullet after he shoots?","It's still in the barrel of the gun, DUH" +Nashville: Get Ready For Some Tourists in 2017,Thank god I partnered with a company in Belgium to buy 400 Air BnB properties in East Nash... CHA-CHING! +Tobias Fate - Dankplank,Finally not another baron steal +What's a sensation that you're unsure if other people experience?,I wake up with a song stuck in my head almost every morning It's strange +"this entire game is getting too realistic. It was very popular when the balance was shifted towards more vehicles, easier backpacks and weapons and food. Now its a survival simulator with zombies rather than a deathmatch simulator over vast distances, which is great, but it isn't anywhere near as much fun :)",Forgot this: +Find Me A Worse Spawn (Pro Tip: You Can't),The obligatory *git gud* +That's why I go to Breitbart and Alex Jones,You forgot the +This isn't just for Classical era music.,"Someone posted some Stravinsky garbage in here the other day, I nearly flipped my wig." +this makes me wanna play ivy saur and up air the fuck out of everyone,Dude that's literally all I do +And all she did was bring food to a table. Fuck the 9/h cooks in the back who made it.,"So wait, do you go back to the kitchen after a meal out to tip the cooks?" +"I mean, it's alright.. how is Gabbert looking?",Thats a funny way of spelling Osweiler +"But every once in a while, a coach and QB change results in going from last in the league at 2-14 to 11-5 and the playoffs the coaches first year.",Yeah but Alex Smith is bad +"A True Story (No, really.)","Ha, yeah, because an anime convention is a really hostile place to be an sjw" +I own an 840 G2 and I have to say it's a pleasure to use. I'd consider buying this if I hadn't just spent a bunch of money on desktop parts. GLWS man,Thanks bro! +"Israel reminds me of a kid back in junior high. He was a brat and a bully with ridiculous sense of entitlement. He was the principle's nephew though, so nobody could give him the proper ass kicking he desperately deserved.",Well if you hold your grudge long enough and wait for him to graduate.... +What is surprisingly NOT scientifically proven?,Higs Boson +Why does Camille get an 80% attack speed buff after hitting a champion with her E? Is the big ass E range and stun and the true damage on Q and the heal on W and her her passive shield and her ult in general not enough?,becuase she is balanced +"Several people in my office are showing an interest in anti-Capitalist movements and have asked me to recommend books and materials to them. Any tips on how to handle this? Quick background on myself: I obtained my degree in Philosophy and Classical Greek, and I currently work in IT at an absolutely massive (Fortune 100) company. I'm not the smartest person in the world, but I'm not a dummy, either. I came to my anarchist / socialist / communist views by reading through some of the history of economic greats like Smith, Marx, Kropotkin, etc. I've read more recent authors, too, but they're usually people like Piketty. Over the last couple of years, I've had some very gentle conversations with people in my office - I know our views can be scary at first, and I thought it would be best to ask questions, present future concerns (like automation), things like that. Since we're in IT, a lot of this centers around technology and the role of technology in the world. Recently, a few guys have asked me for more material. While they're definitely very smart guys, I know they're not going to enjoy coming at this stuff from the way I did it. Is there any short, accessible, and if possible at least somewhat entertaining material you can all recommend? Anything from books to videos to audio / podcasts will work. I told them I'd compile a few things and get back to them. I'd like to avoid anything *too* overt to begin with. They're still under the impression that anarchism means angry people burning stuff, socialism is big government control, and communism is totalitarian dictatorships. If I hand them something extolling the virtues of each, I'm afraid they'll bolt before they have a very clear understanding. But they're definitely at a point where they're willing to listen. I've never had this happen before, and I'm feeling just a little lost.",Send them to reddit +Trump Victory Shoots Consumer Confidence to 15-Year High,"Riiiiiight, and the New Years Eve fireworks everywhere will all be because Trump is the prez elect for 2017" +I bought Quartermaster holiday bundle after update...,"But sure, drop rates are fine" +No one used it because it just got released. Trust me if they make it 5 elixir now people will still use it,I hope not! +Try telling that story in a way that makes Trump not look like the devil.,It's all the media making him look bad! +"Outsourced: In A Twist, Some San Francisco Tech Jobs Are Moving To India","Well that seems understandable, with such a limited pool of tech talent in SF" +I don't get how they get to call themselves an entertainment channel whiling branding as Fox News,"News is meant to be half-sarcastic, you're not supposed to take it seriously" +"What about tiping some IP instead of honor at the end of the game ? Hello guys, I know we can giveaway skin or champ by RP, but since i'm not very rich I can't. However, I got decent amount of IP that I would like to share to anyone who did well, sportmanship, or maybe hardcarried his game. That tip would be something between 0 and 100 IP, and only 1 time a day. What do you think ?",Now I can promise to honour people after game instead of lying about getting them a skin so they won't afk. +35mm 1.8 - Nikon or Yongnuo?,Super-Takumar 35mm f/2 with adapter. +what ptr's name actually means,Everyone know its Public Test Realm +Gaping mouth 24/7 AKA mouth breather,TIL that septoplasty makes you more intelligent. +"Wait, you're telling me AlphaBridge backpacks exist? Jk. I've only seen two in months and possibly thousands of items though.",Funilly enough AlphaBridge backpacks are the only AlphaBridge items I've ever found in my 2 weeks of playing the division up until now. +Now only if we could have the sun shining all the time.,"I'm not 100% sure or anything, but I'm fairly certain the sun is always shining." +Most one sided Super Bowl team? What team won the SB with only one side of the ball carrying the team through? Like if a team had a ridiculous offense but a very below average defense but still winning a title.,Superbowl XLII - NY Football Giants..... +Found a ton of nice amiibo! Decided to walk out of Fred Meyer with this.,"Geez, you could have paid for it first!" +I set up a free wifi at my condo for people to join called free no porn Its only got 10Mb bandwidth but it gets used a lot. Occasionally I have fun with it if I notice someone is using it for porn.,"From now on, I'll never search for my wild crazy horse midget gay furry porn when I'm using someone else's WiFi" +Fuuka chapter 137,"Oh good, I was hoping for more romantic rivals." +"Meh. I'm an economic migrant who automatically has the right to work anywhere in Europe and I have used this right. On the other hand I had friends in college who flouted the law to do the same thing in the US despite lacking that right. Apart from the legality of it, I don't see any moral difference in what we did. I don't think it's the zero sum game you believe it to be either. How are illegal immigrants taking the places from legal immigrants?",because you're obviously a fucking MURDERER and RAPIST! +36 days of GTA online time logged since release day. Who can beat it? (865 hours),So you spent a day in loading screens is what i see. +art,"Oh yea, let me fix that." +Red Reserve's Competitive Call Of Duty Roster!,I'm sure thisteam will last longer than 1 event +"Meaning, they shouldn't have an ethics code?",Meaning they don't have ethics. +"I do wonder what the end game is. Once you have fifty million people in actual starvation, once you've thrown 16 million off health insurance via repealing Obamacare, and gutted Medicare (54 million Americans)... what then? Our population is what, 320 million? Should we throw 60+ million Americans into life-or-death desperation? That seems like it might have a negative impact on everybody else, too.",At that point it won't matter because a few other people will make a lot more money +"I suspect there will be apologists in this thread who argue something like why are you bitching, take your free pack and shut up. I think this is a perfect example of the soft bigotry of low expectations. I think given the amount of money this game generates that the player base should reasonably expect decent weekly - often aided by the season - ways to play the game. Its NOT too much to ask. And when we don't get it, its perfectly reasonable to be annoyed by that.",Something has to fill the cocaine bucket when it runs low. +"This is old news, everybody knows about it.","Yes, it was a report." +"If baseball careers were treated as individual people who aged in dog years, what are some interesting careers that approximate famous historical figures? For example, I feel like Jose Bautista is the Harriet Tubman of baseball. In 1849, at the age of 27, Tubman was not highly valued as a slave due to illness. Her owner, Edward Brodess, tried to sell her but was having difficulty finding a buyer. Tubman then prayed that God would kill him for attempting to sell her, and a week later Brodess perished. Knowing that this likely meant that she and her family would be split up and sold separately to the highest bidders, it became a catalyst that urged her and her brothers to escape. Shortly thereafter, she and her brothers became fugitive slaves. Traveling around to safe houses, like vagabonds. It wasn't until Dec 6 1865, that she would officially be free of any reprise or force-able return under the Fugitive Slave Law of 1850. Tubman would've been 43 at the time. She would go on to become one of the greatest historical figures in american history due to her work prior to and after the ratification of the 13th amendment, but not allowed to truly flourish until the later part of her life. Similarly, when Bautista tried to enter professional baseball in 1999, he had been offered a minor league contract with a 300K signing bonus from the Reds. Marge Schott then sold the team and the club pulled it's offer. No other team would offer him anywhere near that amount of money so he ended up going to juco. He excelled, showing lots of promise, and became a 20th round draft-and-follow prospect for the Pirates in 2000. They signed him and he quickly became a touted prospect. He continued to educate himself and hone his craft, finally getting his chance to play in the big leagues in 2004, at the age of 23. What else happened in 2004? Marge Schott died. So you see, both he and Tubman had a malevolent owner who died just prior to the rapid acceleration of their quality of life. From december of 2003, to the end of the 2004 season (approximately 6 baseball dog years), Bautista, like Tubman, would bounce around from city to city. Nowhere was safe for too long, as he was given up on by 5 teams who didn't want to take the risk on him. Constantly on the move, he had no sense of true freedom, but he was happy to be in a better spot than he was when he started his journey. So close, yet so far away. It wouldn't be until his 7th dog year season that he would break out and be truly free. That's roughly around the same age in human years as Tubman was when the 13th amendment was ratified. Jose would then go on to have a very strong second half of his baseball dog life. Currently at 91 ML dog years, Bautista is on the verge of outpacing Tubman, who was 90 or 91 when she died. So, I admit this comparison may begin to fall apart if Bats puts together 2-3 more seasons without looking like a ghost.",This is kinda insulting to Harriet Tubman. +Austin Aquarium - FollowUp,You forgot to mention that your Uncle works at Nintendo also +"Hey, that hurt. I'm more of a number #5",Definitely full of #2. +This is what i'm most scared of.. Science is the future and instead of refining and discovering alternative energies we have a bunch of people in charge who would rather rely on fossils and dead plant matter to power our world.,"No, it's made up by evil atheists to suppress Christianity" +"Like I said, just more fake news from the liberals who hate free speech almost as much as they hate the truth.","Oh, I totally didn't realize that you forgot the" +Same here. When I saw today's price I beat my wife and kids,I didn't go that far but I no longer have an Xbox or tv +"Been there, done that? Wow! We just saved a ton of money!!",Ahead of schedule and under budget! +Dilfer would know a thing or two about being the worst QB in the NFL,He won a superbowl! +5 essential tips for being pcmr in a Apple household. 1. Do not mention the fact that PCs are better then Macs. 2. Do not mention the fact that Windows is better than OSX 3. When explaining computer parts to a Mac user don't expect them to understand. 4. Do not mention the fact that Macs are overpriced and that you can build one for cheaper. 5. Don't let them turn you from the pcmr back to a Mac user.,But macs can never be hacked! +"fried ravioli, recipe was on the back on Bobs Red Mill semolina flour bag! Stuffed with fresh herbs, ricotta & parm","I mean, no one wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli..." +I made my Mum a birthday cake,"Wait a sec, that's a funny looking salad... You sure that's vegan?" +"Alpha Centauri is a star, and stars don't have moons because of how science defines the term. Moons are satellites that orbit planets or dwarf planets.","But if the moon is orbiting a planet and the planet is orbiting the star, doesn't that mean that the moon is also orbiting the star?" +Call me insane but I'd be happy to play at half the framerate on occasion when I have a buddy over.,You wanna play at 15 fps? +I'm disappointed by the lack of the song man in a box otherwise cool highlights,My exact thoughts. +The First Female Lead in Gaming,She's dressed too sexily +"If your stripper name consisted of the color of your underwear and the last thing you ate, what is your stripper name?","Commando Turkish Pizza, reporting to please" +Because they refuse to listen to our complaints.,"The worst part is when they say automatization will make the rich even richer and everyone else unemployed, yet if you ask why the rich should own the means of production in the first place, they will look at you angrily..." +PRAISE KEK! Takei is next on his list. (If this comes true I will convert to kekism),What a great victory this will be for the Alt Right +"Despite being called a gunboat, most of my high damage number still come from torp instead of guns. HE alpha damage is so low that even on <t7 ships the damage is barely noticable, while AP is too situational.",its called F I R E S +They clearly didn't love Jesus,To people downvoting: this is a reference. +Had a little benchmarking session with friends yesterday.,did you manage to benchmark any origin games? +"Brothers, if you're on the 4k fence like I was. Do It, Do It Now.",If you have the rig to support it +"jesus fucking christ, that's the worst thing I've ever seen.","I know, those Corgi's were terrified." +The capital city of Canada.,"Ah yes, toronto of course" +"Because it takes away power from our government... to do bad things to us... you know, it does exactly what it was meant to do. The real reason is that it's an inconvenience, and all these idiots have been whipped up into a frenzy over how it protects the nasty terrorists and pedophiles. They don't really understand what it does, they think that good, upstanding citizens don't need rights.",The innocent have nothing to fear +Exactly. How can you hold a single student accountable for the contents of their locker if everyone else had access to it?,Clearly you suspend the whole school! +TOTW without a doubt.,"Yeah, Westwood is really nice card to have." +because no one uses rotary phones anymore?,but why do so many companies still say press whatever button for non-rotary or stay on the line for rotary? +Kali in a nutshell (another MouseClicker3000 video),That MythyMoo clip at the end. +"Sure, focus on their failure record. But how many times did they get it right?",goddamn liberal media bias +This is a stupid comment.,It was +"That's really cool!, but what's the nature you wanted?","Bold nature, which it has, just missing Regenerator" +Try Sunrise collection... This event been breaking for 4 years now...,But they added 30 cats for your home instance.... priorities +"Just wanted to share something good that happened to me today. My mother's BPD has pushed everyone who isn't in my immediate family away. She has done her best to make it impossible to maintain a relationship with my grandmother--- her mother-in-law. But my grandmother just made a point to show me how much she loves me and is proud of me... even when my mother isn't. I'm crying right now cause it just feels so good. I was never seeking any kind of validation about anything... but I showed my grandmother my art. And out of nowhere she told me that she was so proud of me, that she couldn't put it into words. She told me that she didn't even know it was possible to draw how I do. I've never felt any kind of... appreciation? Recognition? I don't know what to call it. My whole life my mother never acknowledged anything that I did. But those few sentences from my grandmother are the kindest thing I've ever heard from anybody in my family. I just felt like sharing. It's silly that something like this means so much to me... but I can't help it. I'm just happy right now!","Thank you for sharing your awesome moment with us, and congratulations :) Validation and recognition is a wonderful thing to get, enjoy your happiness!" +I just want to be able to buy in to Medicare. Have the government tell me how much Medicare costs on average per patient and I would pay it.,Socialism! +At least you'd be happy.,I've never been happy +Flashback Star Lotulelei (Limited Time),Such an exciting card +Maybe you're both dying,at least i am not dying alone. +"A great original copypasta, upvoted for visibility. Someone give reddit gold to this man.",you forgot +Happened to my friend today. He fuzed the hostage room and realised as soon as he detonated it. He got extremely lucky though.. He got two enemy kills and didn't even injure the hostage. You should have heard his panic when he realised though.,"The enemy team never expects it, he pulled off a great strategy" +It's literally worse than Veigar's E,yeah thresh's ult damage is very low +MRW I discover a new weird fetish,I think this is in the entourage movie when shes watching that weird clip of johnny drama on the internet and suddenly realizes her water broke and shes going in to labor +I don't think the Rare Replay games aged well at all. Definitely go for Castle Crashers.,But does it have Battletoads? +"Don't act like y'all wouldn't have taken the money and run, too.","No, I'm sure A&M would've turned down the deal for the good of the conference." +"So glad I unlocked and spaded this last week. Because now it makes for a pretty, 5.3 garage ornament.",But Ka-Mi Box Tenk is now 1.3 so not all is lost right? +"They can still do mental gymnastics, unless they're mentally handicapped.",Did you just assume their disability? +"Boy, 14, found with rucksack full of bombs marked 'Allah Akbar' in Belgium.","I'm shocked, shocked I tell you." +Amazon and eBay carry them and they're a pretty solid quality imo,What brands would you recommend? +Exhibit A.,"No, see the complaining is good and totally not just as equally annoying and entitled when it's *right*" +What does that mean?,White power! +"No, the streamers did a great thing for the community! Now all of their thousands of fans who learned how to do it from them will get banned because they forced the devs to do something about it. and the streamers will be untouched.",Sounds fair to me +Played a game against a nurse today where I couldn't wiggle while being carried,Nurse is balanced +I love the idea and it looks so beautiful! I want one now.,Thanks :)! +How's it goin?,Dear God fuck off +Last time you played golf in this weather?,Nobody plays golf in this weather. +Under a mushroom's cap,Dirty waterfall +NCIX Has Canceled All of Our Orders Of The WD Blue 2 TB HDD's... :(,TOTALLY UNEXPECTED +"During my(21) initial courting days with my gf(20), I got super drunk and slept with her big sister who was 4 yrs older than me. Wish I could say it was a one time thing, but being the master manipulater she is... convinced my gf to let her join us whenever she wants.",Sounds terrible +Redsox150 Always looking for squad mates who PTFO haha,What game mode do you play? +Are you people even trying any more? Seems not.,Let me be the first to thank you for all the original content you've contributed. +Democratic Party Has No Earthly Idea Why Hillary Clinton Lost,Obviously because puppet Trump cheated. +"What to do with your arms when taking a picture with non-SO women? I hope this isn't a stupid question, but it's one that I'm curious about. Hopefully I'm not overthinking it. When you guys take a picture standing next to women that you're NOT in a relationship with (friend, acquaintance, etc), what are you supposed to do with your arms? It feels a bit awkward just letting them hang by your side. Do you do a double thumbs up? Cross your arms? Put an arm around their shoulder? Or, for you women redditors on this subreddit, do you have any preference? Does an arm around the shoulder overstep physical boundaries? Do you prefer your guy friends to keep their arms dangling by their sides?","Shoulder, waist, ass if I'm really drunk, keeping the gun aimed at their spine if I'm kidnapping them." +For Christmas if you wanna give me a million dollars on my bank account that would be sweet,No problem just give me the digits to your account +"Trump Says Time for Country to Move on To Bigger, Better Things","Take your time, Trump, don't overexert yourself." +2 years ago I programmed the Snake game into Pokemon Silver through glitch abusing using an emulator. Now I've accomplished it in actual hardware!,So the snake catches Pokemon now.....? +"According to American college-aged Redditors, we lost a great and noble leader. According to people who actually lived under him, that's a different story.","Right, the millions of people who gathered to mourn him think he was a shitty leader" +"No, it is basically used to mean arguments suggesting that women aren't extremely oppressed based on their gender.","Actually it's more simply, men explaining things to women; though usually there is emphasis that the woman knows more than the man about the subject, because women are smarter than men." +"TIL in Nordic mythology, Ratatoskr was a squirrel whose sole job was to carry insulting messages between a great eagle and a dragon at opposite ends of Yggdrasil, the great World Tree",If Thor: Ragnarok doesn't have this.... +lower expectations pls.,"NO, FUCK YOU, WE GOIN' CHOO-CHOO" +"Just waiting on my case, Win 10, and my mouse then this is all getting crammed into a mitx build next weekend, wish me luck.",How are you going get that blackwidow into an mitx build? +PSG recently picked up a LoL team so... maybe one for CS too?,They don't want games that promote violence unfortunately :( +"I found today's r/politics edition of, Lets act like they'll just repeal Obamacare without replacing it! Trump has never proposed repealing without replacing, calm down everyone. Maybe we'll hate the replacement option, but lets see it first then we can come here to complain about it.","Yea, we all know the Orangutan always sticks to his word." +"Getting bombarded with NBN letters saying it is now available in my area, yet NBNco and ISPs all say not open till 2018 So Last few weeks I've been getting a heap of letters and the odd call saying that NBN is ready and make the switch, I already have cable. When I go to the NBNco site it says no build till 2018, when I call the ISP that has sent me the letter all I get is Must be an error in the system Anyone else getting this?",Good to see our tax dollars hard at work +"I agree with you, u/alg45160, but I think the mods will make sure to put the proof at the start of the AMA; that's what I've always seen done anyway.",I hope so +"If you could choose one card that isn't [] to represent 2016, what would it be and why?","[[Twincast]] targeting Garbage Fire, because you already took the correct answer." +Backyard Hockey in Duluth (Part 2),How big is this Duluth Pant factory? +What are the positive effects of demonetization until now?,Corrupt people are standing in line/losing sleep over it +PSK31 from G0D ?,Please do Reed Solomon ID when transmitting +"sure, but like, dont do that.",Because it's that simple lol +The Atlanta Thrashers player development record is pretty poor to say the least.,Yeah it's been what 7 years since they developed a player. +Pay to win? Do you guys think this game is pay 2 win? I got in an argument today with another person in game about this topic and I'd like to know your opinion.,This game is p2w and I have proven theories if you have a booster on while playing a ranked game you have a higher chance to win +What about the other game that's on at the same time?,Theres another game? +Elected a Twitter raging maniac who mostly wants to dismantle the government in its current form as far as I can tell.,Hey guys get a load of this libcuck amirite? +Why is Gaudreau making slapshots?,Last game he sniped with one +"Nah Fenix straight up refuse to listen to advice, makes a grumpy face like a kid, then literally runs to his room. Not even joking it was in the documentary. And Mark follows him tomthe room frustrated This was in the documentary",Do you know if it was in the documentary by any chance? +We tried our best for a side by side picture for scale.,* Press Print screen key * Recover screenshot file in StarCitizen\Public\Screenshots folder +Pokemon GO already drains a lot of your battery life. People make complaints because they didn't know bypassing the problems have become trivial. So update or remain getting screwed.,There are also backdoor and bugfixes that secures your phone ;P +That is a fake and incorrect chart. The drop is barely noticeable on the real chart.,You dropped this: +China is upset at Japan changing the name of its embassy to Taiwan to include the word Taiwan.,How dare the Japanese call Taiwan by its name... +"AirPod Easy Volume Control For those that didn't know, you can adjust the volume through your AirPods by saying the percentage you want it at instead of saying volume up or volume down. For example, you can say change volume to 80%. You can even say turn the volume all the way up.","Even easier, just spend $300 on a watch!" +You mean we could play the game? What a novel concept!,It was nice of Bethesda to bundle a game with our purchase of Creation Kit. +"Not normal in society, normal in the US. Most of the rest of us have universal healthcare.",But the US is society +Zai asking Icefrog the real questions,We need 64 tick servers! +"Press the right trigger and it will show if you're in their party. That's all that changes. You stay on your screen, then if they start a match it'll show on your screen a match is available to join and you either click yes or no","Got it, if I'm in a game already, will it pull me out when an opening in their match is available?" +"People who impose their opinion about something they believe 100%, even though it's not And someone sharing hoax news without further research",Facebook must be a lovely place for you +Hoping for more bard abilities^(that global won't get) from this cross over!,:C +"Pedophiles and rapists are top of their lists, though. On the rape list, the beating list, the killing list, *all* the lists.",AFAIK Pedos are housed in a different section of the prison from the gen pop because of that. +That's a problem jerry jones created,"Yeah, he should have never drafted Dak Prescott!" +"Union guys, sound off... As the title would suggest, I'm simply curious to see what Locals my IBEW buds are working in. LU 364 - Rockford, IL.","Local 175, Chattanooga TN" +M I S S I N G T H E R G B M O U S E P A D,you should have purchased the Razer RGB pad +"Actually, they were getting robbed left, right, and center. Plus some health code violations. Sidenote: The community I live in is separated from the hood by a giant bridge and a huge gorge, it's white people central. They just opened a KFC about a month ago down the road from me, and Ho Lee Shit are they doing a bang-up business. No joke, cars are lined around the building for the drive-thru and the dining room is full constantly from about 5pm and on. It's ridiculous. WTF are they putting in the chicken?",Sounds like an excuse to use your CCL +Mad Max: Hammerfell Edition,Too much tails in this pic... +"I don't know. When I used to play (I'm pretty sure you were around at this time as well), it was more tight-knit. Anyone online was in the teamspeak and all the big team games would fill instantly because people wanted to be in those games.","dans' (Terribuilder's) games to me have always been the most known for the large team games as back in the day around 2013/2014 he hosted Rto8 fairly often, and those games were awesome." +"Like the subreddit itself? If so, not really. Most of the videos and recorded rounds here aren't really entertaining to me. As for discussion posts, I genuinely wish people didn't meme as much as possible on them. When I hosted I liked to hear feedback on what players liked and when discussions related to RR's popped up, I responded to potentially help out organizers. It seems like now whenever there is some discussion post that's worthwhile (e.g. This one) there's always a good chunk of people just memeing and it discourages me from checking these out. Its probably one of my personal pet peeves, but I do wish there was more interesting content and discussion to talk about. If you mean the community itself like on twitter it's ok except for the people who always seek drama, that gets annoying.","With the exception of some Recorded Rounds and videos I enjoy, this is basically how I feel about the state of the community." +?,? +Tough to build much of a case when the DOJ was handing out immunity like candy.,Which isn't at all the reason why the Clinton investigation didn't find anything illegal. +"Obama unleashes 3,853 regs, 18 for every law, record 97,110 pages of red tape",Obama's Legacy... +This is what I do whenever I feel toxic and like flaming. I imagine Faker is sitting right next to me watching me play. I can only think of his inner laugh as he watches my low level of play I suddenly feel embarrassed to have the guts to flame others while I play like a monkey myself. Now I feel like helping my teammates and making Faker proud :D ez win,"hey sir, i would call 911, there some guy named Faker Stalking you" +Is there a spam addon for this subreddit? Because the whining about gold sellers is actually worse than the gold sellers themselves.,"Yeah, its on the right and its a red button that says Unsubscribe." +Why isn't there a line of Janitor skins? I mean karthus carrying a broom and having a big bushy mustache... come on! Cleanup Crew Karthus!,"Would be fitting for every of my champs, cause im always carrying Trash." +I'm still hype. We can get wins.,"1 or 2, yeah." +Was Dr. Dre actually a doctor?,He had his doctorate in sick beats. +What do y'all think about growing with this,But but but it has such a higher wattage for the price! +You Gotta See It To Believe It,Misleading username +"Rexit: Tell Senate to reject Rex, confirm Romney for Secretary of State.","C'mon guys, whats wrong with the ceo of one of the largest oil companies in the world who has strong russian oil interests?" +"And now, to top it off, they get to shoot your dog.","Cops really know how to have a good time, don't they." +"Consider yourself lucky. My dad did the same thing - bought around 5 houses throughout his 20's, moved into one, started renting the others. He's now in his mid 60's, and the properties have never done anything but cost him. Renters who don't pay, tear the places up, steal appliances and copper plumbing, etc., not to mention just normal maintenance and time where they sit empty. He has always used the excuse that he's just waiting for the next housing bubble to sell (my mom nags him incessantly about getting rid of them). I have no idea why he won't let go of them tbh.",You're like the guy who wants to hear about all the people who lost at the casino instead of just the winners. +[you put words inside square brackets like this](then you put your link inside parentheses like this),"That part I got, just can't be arsed to do it while on a porcelain cruise..." +I just visited TheDonald to see what they were saying about this issue. It's bizarre to see people claiming to be patriotic Americans who seem to support the Russian president over the current American one.,"To be fair, the current President is a Muslim-atheist from Socialist Kenya" +Alan Peter to replace Yasay in DFA | PH Star,Sa wakas nakaporma na dn xia +Well yeah I just don't think it's a conspiracy that the people who have technical control of the site can control it... technically.,Right and why would admins who have shown they can edit comments want to manipulate whats on the front page. +Why is Europe so much better than America in everything?,We're not as good as Americans at shitposting though +"Why pretend to call yourself a World War I game, if you're not going to adhere to the era? #whining You're a soldier in World War I, chances are you are armed with a bolt action rifle, from either the allies or the enemy side. That's it. I don't know what history books Dice were drawing from, but the over proliferation of hand held SMGs, hand held MGs, and a dazzling array of sniper optics (they really weren't that common in WWI) essentially spit in the face of the concept of Standard Issue, give up all pretense this is a WWI game, for the sake of Hurp, it's fun! I get that these games cost millions to make, and they have to build the game for the lowest common denominator call of duty player to make their money back. But why WWI if you're not even going to enforce weapon regulations. (response to those it's an option, you can turn it off chuckleheads further down). I get it, because it's fun and you know what, this game is actually pretty fun, in an arcade I'm running around in a defensive circle at C point shooting people in the back this is fucking retarded, kind of fun. - The same for the tank play, except you can pick your nose at the same time. Not to mention, it's really bullet spongy, I'm sure we've all emptied a clip into a horseman and he's still trucking along like he's playing single player Skyrim, giving no fucks at all. Oh and the mobility, amazing, did you know you can carry a rifle, 3 charges of TNT, a gas mask, an anti tank rifle - and sprint non stop as if you were part of the Russian Olympic track and field team? Well of course you can! it's fun! hyuk hyuk. Ultimately I would of liked a game that was tailored around actual shit that was happening in WWI, not an SMG sniper fest, where tanks aren't broken pieces of shit like they were in WWI. No instead we get this game that doesn't know what it wants to be, too scared to depart thoroughly from its battlefield 3 and 4 trends, despite calling itself Battlefield 1. Why not Battlefield 5? Is the number 1 to signify a departure of something or a formula? Because it sure doesn't look like it. And some nay-sayers will just hand wave this, and say WELL THERE's AN OPTION FOR YOU TO ONLY HAVE BOLT ACTIONS IN THE SERVER CREATION, USE THAT. Yes, I just also hope there's an option to pull up the maps that don't exist that are tailored to bolt action gameplay. One could complain about the tanks and vehicles too and you would argue back WELL JUST REMOVE THEM IN SERVER OPTIONS, that would leave maps like Sinai desert, a walking simulator. The point being, all the maps are getting designed to be played a specific multi-armed call of duty with tanks way. Not for methodical bolt action, tough as balls gameplay. That's a shame. So in the name of fun we decided to sacrifice every element of what WWI as a fighting era is; a ball breaking agony. Instead, give all the soldiers steroids, and pretend like SMGs and Scopes were just how it was. Shit then, why not include wall jumping? It's fun right? You just gave up giving two shits about the era 3 game design sessions ago. Hey you can always leave an option to turn it on and off in the options right? Why not jet packs? Hyuk.",Play Verdun +"Of the six in the article, zero for both categories.",But muh anti-American circlejerk! +Me either. Nash is annoying and is only capable of pointing out the obvious.,"I was more annoyed by his ignoring the obvious to talk about how good of an agitator White is, especially when Mitchell scored after White was supposedly messing with his head game." +Shoplifter,"Then they turn around and restock all that stuff, if you wonder why your deodorant bottle smells a bit funky." +"This was my exact reaction as well. Poor guy comments that not only was she beautiful, she was smart and funny as well, and he gets shit on for it. And Steve Martin's always struck me as a nice guy. I really hate the world we live in now...",I'm offended because you hate me because you hate the world we live in now. +Nooo!,the add was hexed but fine! +Hairless Blop,"Your dog's missing some hair there, might wanna get that checked out" +"Exactly. Everyone said over and over oh anyone could rush for 1000+ behind that o-line! which has always been a big exaggeration (not to take any credit from Dallas' dominant line). Then he went to a different system, with a worse line and he looked pretty mediocre, so at a glance it looked to validate everyone saying it was all Dallas' line when in reality it was a number of different things, and he was back in a much more advantageous situation with a power running team in Tennessee.",Gonna be Gurley next year. +"Jailed Chinese activist awakes from coma; says he did not attempt suicide, despite claims",What a great nation +I'm pretty sure we can sense our body parts positions without looking at them.,I think we'll call it... Proprioception! +New to jordans. What are the top right and middle right ones called?,"top right are the baron 1s and the middle right are the shadow 1s, you should be able to find okay deals on barons but shadows are pretty expensive" +Super interesting digital 'flyover' video of the future Crenshaw/LAX light rail line under construction,This will be great for all the jetsetters that live on Crenshaw and travel for work a lot. +Charged Chamber Prime hitting the Chinese WF servers,Oh boy I'm so glad my Vectis prime only has one shot in its magazine so I can take full advantage of the mod! +und ich hatte mich schon gefreut als Kai Diekmann in den Trends auf Twitter aufgetaucht ist...,2016 - Du hattest eine Anstellung! +"The US gets to exploit medical advancements from our research institutions, rather than exploitative private pharmaceutical conglomerates which turning them into $1,000 pills. The only difference is that our R&D is done by universities which license IP reasonably or for free and don't profiteer with life saving medicines.","Yes, profit is terrible." +"The front is OK, but the back is horrible.",I think the cooler is the nicest part of the whole build. +In CIV 4 you could win the scientific victory without ever researching agriculture. And IIRC in CIV 5 you could get airplanes without oil.,In Civ VI you can reach the renaissance with your third tech. +Who will lose their belt in 2017?(ufc),Tyrone Woodley will lose it against mcgregor +Mom's just caring about their sons,This bitch think we evolved from mermen? +Prediabetes commercial is shitlord sanity!,"Female, under 40, no family history, physically active, healthy weight... Zero fingers, clearly I can have all the alcohol and soda and carbs I want!" +"I'll have to search for it.. Was he being a jerk in the AMA? or was it more of I'm here to answer questions spends an hour answering 2 questions, leaves without notice. I've seen those AMA's before... and of course, the AMA's where it's the actor's agent doing it.",The latter I believe. +Not for MVP,"MVP is usually like 90% of the match on fire, that definitely deserves a card imo." +Serious? Or Poe? Can't tell.,Just +I know just enough to know that I know nothing about these subjects.,"It's Pokemon GO man, they basically *invented* AR." +"Well, uh, you have that gif up there.",I'll just leave this right here +"dumb kid smoking in public. good cop not ruining the kids life, and giving him a reasonable punishment.",lol..... youre a genius +"*sigh* I don't know. I'm always so torn on this topic, about kids and cell phones in general. While I don't agree with kids having cell phones for a variety of reasons, I can see the necessity or concern in Leah's case. However, in my opinion, my kid would have one of those cell phones that just only dials in and out. No data, no internet, nothing. If you need it for an emergency, good. But that's where I think it should be limited.","Definitely, like a jitterbug for kids instead of just the elderly" +I don't have spellcheck in the shower loll,I do. +"Both mercenary camps were in the stand in the circle phase at the same time, After one was finished capturing two of them popped up on the opposing teams side.",is that a new brawl? +Weather questions answered: What's the deal with this looming cold snap?,"What, you'd prefer the global warming ?" +What if all the animals fit in Noah's Ark because it was before major evolutions occurred and the Ark only had to fit a few species?,"It makes sense, all the species are actually just different birth defects from inbreeding!" +I think you're the only one that got it,People don't read smh +"Negative Ghostrider. I just tried, the cap is much thinner than the tube, there is not enough bite on the cap because the clamp just squashes it down.","Dang, that's exactly what I thought would happen." +"Oh my god!! I just realised that that was Alonso from Torchwood. So does that mean Alonso didn't die when he went back through the rift then? ((It's been awhile since I've seen Doctor Who, but I'm rewatching, and I'm only up to season 4 episode 3.))",That was the Real Jack Harkness you're thinking of. +"awesome. i normally wear 32 shorts and always manage to fall on my butt. i've since wrecked 2 shorts and 4 pairs of pants. old pieces, but still, have put a dent in my pocket. i don't freeride often so i might opt to get 1 pair... and since they have drawstrings i might get the 34's. are they hot to wear? i live in tropical paradise so heat comfort is also a big thing and might help me decide whether to go shorts or all-out pants",Theyre warmer than normal shorts for sure but not as bad as pants +Booked a hotel recently because they had an EV charging station. This is what I found...,"It's got 4 outlets though, tie them together and you've got 60 amps to charge with" +I still respect your opinions...except that I question your ability to know what you want,"B-but if you remove the cervix, your intestines will fall out!" +Team hmm... going to be Team Dignitas confirmed?,I have an OpTic jersey does that mean I'm in OpTic? +Cheating While Talking On A Phone.,Nice +who then and what was the movie name?,"Dunno, but he's never been in a movie like that." +So you speak for everyone? Sincerely someone who lost someone to suicide. It's no joke cunt.,No see it's hilarious when I go to her facebook page or twitter account and spam her a bunch of insults that she can't fight or act and she should just go into porn or kill herself haha! +Why should i read the article when i could also share it?,Everyone knows the only part of an article you're meant to read is the headline anyway +The DNC race has become another fight over Bernie Sanders when Dems need it least,So this thread has +300 comments and only 33 upvotes... Seems legit +"Started from the bottom, now we here (tacky as f*ck)",Well now I know what I'm doing next on my farm... +I haven't seen him in a while but it doesn't seem like IHE's style to make a Search For The Worst episode on a new movie. I'm sure he'd make an I hate the Emoji movie video but definitely not TSFTW.,Is there a list available for the current rankings of TSFTW because I can't seem to find one anywhere. +"Wasn't birtherism birthed in the 2008 primary by Hillary herself? Or at least, conceived?",Yeah but Don Lemon on CNN said that isn't true so I'm going to believe him. +My step-dad is convinced he was the coolest guy in the 80's,"I'm here to drink milk and kick ass, and I'm all out of... oh, wait." +It's sad that you had to preface that factual statement by saying that you don't mean to be sexist. I had a gym teacher in high school who said something similar and some of the girls got really angry about it.,And teenage girls are usually pretty level headed +Petition to paint the double yellow lines green for MENCS.,Neon green is basically the same as yellow (I'm color blind) and have no problem with this... +"Yeah, I think that should be fine. I like the idea actually. My prot of my WIP is a regular person that will be turned into a cyborg, so who am I to talk :D","Hahaha, this is fair." +"Kuala Lumpur Hospital, 2 Cases of botched circumcision in a week (1 reattachment & 1 amputation).","It's almost like you're not supposed to cut parts off your dick or something, weird." +"Help for new ADC I could really use some advice for playing in the bot lane. Im only level 23 and ADC is my favorite role to play, but I feel so useless most games. Every now and then I have a good game but a few scenarios come up all the time: 1) My support and I have really great poke and my cs is quite bit higher than the other ADC. We keep the other two under tower at ~third of their health or less and make them back a couple times during early game. But inexplicably they never fall behind in level and I only have a small gold advantage. They always make an escape so we rarely kill them, just make them back. Then out of nowhere when we engage them they're destroying us, instead of us taking two thirds their health we end up getting nuked. It feels like the early game doesn't matter because even with double their cs they haven't fallen behind in level and catch up very quickly with gold mid game. 2) Mid, top, and/or jungle isn't doing their job and one or more of the other team is able to rotate freely. My support and I end up defending bot lane 2v3 and even 2v4 most of the game because no one is rotating to help or calling out missing enemies. We inevitably feed because they can tower dive and wipe us out incredibly fast. Then the team flames us for feeding and we fall 2-3 levels behind with no help from the rest of the team. 3) One support, either my team or theirs, picks a support like Lux and builds them like they're in mid lane. They dominate early and mid game and steamroll the lane. They out damage the ADCs but still have CC and utility. I can't get close to the enemy support when this happens because I'm so squishy, and if it's my support I feel useless. So I just farm to get my cs up in awe of them double killing their way to victory. I mostly play Tristana, in case that's important, and I switched to draft pick normals on someone else's advice and that has helped some. I've done some research and I see a lot of posts talking about the state of ADCs in the game. Is it really that bad right now? A lot of people comment in those threads that they're just being whiny and ADCs always complain even when they're broken. Is this true, or are ADCs in a bad place? And would that affect me sub level 30 in a low MMR? I don't want to give up on ADC because the good games I have are so much fun, but I would appreciate any advice for doing well bot lane against any of these situations so that I am at least on power level with the rest of my team when end game hits. Thanks.","as someone who played adc since s1 i'll give you the best advice you will get in this subreddit : dont play adc, you are still new and you still have time to escape." +lol how ignorant. go learn some spanish if you want to trade with me. i wont type a single word of english on fresh realm and build a big community of spanish speaking people that wont interact with anyone who wont speak spanish. if a big part of the community refuses to type in english why not adapt. lets all play our own game isolated in our own community. thats the spirit.,Forgot the +A CLEAR RED BEHIND TACKLE,"All ankle too, not even close to the ball..." +My little and sharp for his bergeron? Need help on SOG so this seems like a no brainer,No Brainer do it +The size difference between my 2 ferrets is comical,I have the exact same size/color and genders. +Found my Gameboy Camera. 11 year old pictures still there,"Nice, I found mine last year after I moved and it still had pictures from 1998 on it." +Why hasn't The Patriarchy^TM taken steps to halt this devaluation? I am really starting to lose faith in the omnipotence of The Patriarchy.,Because the patriarchy is too busy hypersexualising and objectifying women to control itself of course ! +"I hope Moore is ok, but there was nothing wrong with that hit. The Devils' commentators are not going crazy over it, but one of them just said well I hope there is a penalty assessed here. Why? It was a clean hit. No charging, no boarding. Hits in the numbers are still a grey area in the NHL, and I think this was a clean, legal hit that just caught Moore in an awkward position.","But it was Wilson, so naturally there has to be a penalty." +Nice shitpost,Is it a shitpost or a shit post? +The responses like that based on flair annoy me so much,Better responses than the Ravens. +"Did no one watch the white Rabbit episode? He started working at the end of the regular dry season, and the rain came in the regular wet season. Simple case of more extreme seasons that year, or amazing science that was never revealed or used by anyone else? It seems pretty obvious to me.","Yes, but does that mean he's a scam artist or just a whack job?" +Some-Stuffs does it.,Thank you very much! +I'm also not entirely sure where exactly the Iraqi Army stood up in either of the wars against the US.,Kuwaiti imperialism? +Caption This,Two beta cucks showing each others fist size so they can jack each other off +Why isn't Austin Matthews playing in the world juniors?,Asking the quality questions. +Mourinho shows Chambers where he should take the throw-in from.,"I would do the same thing, tbh." +"Seriously, he's a much more confident putter with the Scotty. I'm guessing they offered big bucks for the putter deal.",Maybe he looked at the my golf spy video on Reddit the other day +Sorry to be *that* person but didn't someone explain that this was a sign of nervousness?,You forgot to ask if OP has fully functional climate control to prevent the dog from catching a cold or becoming too warm. +So you bought a 1060 for no reason.,I wrote 3 reasons... +wait your telling me that people are willing to work if you give them the chance.,"Stupid man, doesn't he know he'll make more begging and being on welfare" +Echofox tried to poach Adrian from P1,"Yeah, all the teams should be like EF" +Drug-testing of welfare clients fails to yield any positive drug tests,But it makes them feel terrible about themselves so its all good +"Originally they had to sign several forms and hand in their IDs back, but someone has been leaking out religious secrets to the Protestants so the higher ups have decided a change of policy was necessary. Though there has been rumbling among the lower and middling bureaucrats about the failure this new policy. Some are starting to whisper that moles have infiltrated the organisation.","If you're gonna joke, end your post with" +Anyone else having trouble sleeping lately?,Not really I usually stay up till 333am and then sleep until 1:24pm +Blah we don't accept you Boulderites as one of us,They're special +he's such a nice guy Wtf did they hear anything?,It was just kisses! +"Glory to the empire! Also, what mods did you use for this?",Most likely the Star Wars: A Galaxy Divided mod collection on the Steam Workshop. +"Elizabeth Warren is doing zero introspection into why they lost. She is not acknowledging at all that the working middle class abandoned the Democrats this election in massive numbers. I mean, these people voted for Obama the last 2 times, and Trump this time. Why did they go for Trump? Is Elizabeth addressing reconnecting her party to the working class? No, all I hear is We won the popular vote! Yes, and you can thank the Southern California regions, particularly LA county where Hillary dominated in a landslide (There's like 15 million people in this area). However, she is not addressing the rest of the states, where if you remove California, but actually, not even California, just the massively dense population of Los Angeles and the surrounding area, Trump won 49 states by 2.2 million votes. I am not saying the LA votes don't count, don't get me wrong. My point is though that her dwelling on this popular vote thing is going to change nothing. Ya, Southern California might agree with you, but holy crap, look at Michigan. Obama won that by like 10% 4 years ago. He won Wisconsin by 8%. He won places like Iowa by around 10% in 2008 and 7% in 2012. Trump won Iowa with 9% more. Think about that for a second... 4 years ago compared to now, there was a 16% swing from Democrat to Republican. But no, all Warren can talk about is, But we won the popular vote thanks to Southern California! Honestly, I lost respect for Warren when I realized she was just another opportunist politician that likes to say stuff people want to hear, but at the end of the day, has no true conviction. Look at the primary. She has videos condemning Hillary as a corrupt pay for play person. She has videos on youtube describing how Hillary changed her vote on the bankruptcy regulations after getting campaign donations from big wallstreet donors. Yet, when word got rumored Hillary might be considering her for VP, after she already chose not to endorse Bernie, she 180'd and couldn't stop talking about how wonderful Hillary was and how fantastic she was. How Hillary was *beyond rapport.* Now, the campaign is over, and no longer is she the outsider challenging her own party, but she has become a full-fledged, card-carrying member of the establishment. She is now, imo, part of the problem with the Democrats where she can't even see past their own failures to connect with the American people. There is a reason why the Democrats lost what used to be unquestionably BLUE states... Did she address that at all? NOPE. It's not like the electoral college is going to change. It's part of the constitution and requires a constitutional amendment, and since the Republicans have the Presidency, the Senate, and the House, it is not going to happen. Democrats just need to accept this reality and figure out how to deal with it. Time to move on.",Let's ban voting until we can figure out what the hell is going on. +Can you show me a good guide to learning the definitions of words through the pictographs of ancient Hebrew?,this has to be trolling +I agree. Literally anything. People are already finishing up MTO and are getting Tim Duncan. Then what? Come on 2k.,Yeah add more for the 10 virgins who have done that... +I've had this feeling since I saw the baseball episode that Ruby telling Sapphire You can look at me while you're running for home was a foreshadow of some future super sad shenanigans. Like they're going to get separated in some semi apocalyptic scenario and they'll have to try desperately to get back together.,I'm still hoping there's an arc where one of them gets taken by homeworld soldiers and we get to see ruby and sapphire for an extended period of time (and maybe their fusions). +"Ah, so this is what great again looks like But for real though people seem happier back then","Ah yes, Jim Crow and stuff." +Chip Kelly not interested in Oregon head coach job,Yeah me neither +"ESPN MVP Poll so far in the regular season. Andrew Luck, Drew Brees, Aaron Rodgers all show up in top 12. Kirk Cousins nowhere to be found.",On the contrary do we really need Kirk to have this leverage at the negotiating table +Miles is the more down to Earth Spider-Man.,Yeah but he's black +more like 10.10.2016,10.10.2016. +Trump 2016!,Yay! +"Why are you making it a tit for tat over hypersensitivity? I may have made the assertion you were being hypersensitive as the source of your arguments, but i still addressed your actual arguments. You on the other hand are saying that I am arguing from a place of hypersensitivity and using that as a reason not to engage with my arguments.",Just pointing it out. +Ozo was op when he was released? K,Don't forget what a monster Alpha was at first +Good Kansas City Courses? I'm making the trek to Kansas City this Saturday to watch the Royals and figured I'd play a round or two as well. Any nearby course reccomendations?,I don't think there are any. +Well to be honest alot of those comments are from people who don't understand the play lines most the time and or people asking PheonixflareX 30 times in the comments why he didn't play insert ocg card here in ranked. That being said he can come off as a bit cocky though I myself am an offender of that.,"Those are part of the comments yes but there are others where he acts like a complete asshole or like other peope said, cynical" +Have you seen Jason David Frank recently?,His tattoos are something else. +"I used to defer for a few months, make a payment, then let it get close to the 90 days it takes to go delinquent, then defer for inability to pay again... And repeat. Several times. I got rejected for a Target card once for having awful credit and outstanding debt (still got the 10% off that purchase for applying tho!). Fortunately I'm making enough now waiting tables in fine dining to go on income based repayment and put everything on auto pay. It still hurts, but for about 4 months it's at least been going smoothly. It's funny, what I pay in loans every month could be the difference in rent that gets me living in the city i want instead of this one I despise. Or it would get me a little closer being able to take a lower paying job in the career I want and got a degree for. It could be my car payment, gas, and insurance on a nice new vehicle instead of this falling apart 1994 I drive and have to do frequent work on (read: sink money into). It could be health insurance, or the prescription meds I haven't been able to afford in years, or both. It could be seeing my out of state family (that's all of them) every month instead of not in 5+yrs. Or retirement, a 401k or any kind of investment. But no, just hundreds of dollars a month I only get to hang onto for just long enough to be taxed on it before paying into a loan that has enough interest accruing that they could just as easily be taxing it twice. All because when I was 16 and a straight A student *not* going to college wasn't even discussed. It was just constant brochures in the mail and guidance counselors making you take college prep tests and wondering if you're going to miss your early application deadlines. Because 16-17yr olds have a great understanding of what you do with $100k. And I ended up where i did because with the fat scholarship they offered it was even cheaper than staying at my state school and paying nearly the full in state tuition. I literally applied to a few colleges, got accepted with scholarship everywhere, and picked the cheapest one. *Sigh* /rant",Doesn't it make you feel better knowing that all of your sacrifices are helping a banker out there somewhere make payments on his new Mercedes? +Yes Yoko is.... mmm...,Yoko is even worse in the Manga version. +Looks like Dutton's absence from HoR just saw Labor win 3 votes... Labor says first time since '62 majority Govt has lost a vote. - David Lipson on Twitter,Walking along a line so fine that it's going to snap anytime... +your QUT friend is a moron.,"As an ex-uq student, I endorse this comment" +What am i doing with my life,"I swear, at day 505 you will finally unlock the italianTT." +You can start by reading the Bible.,Read a confusing book written centuries and millenia ago on separate continents in different cultures that scholars have debated over for centuries +"I can already see peoples flimsy reasoning for PSVR, you get to do the same shit except this time the screens covering your entire face. This will certainly radically offer a brand new experience. It's novelty. Novelty wears off quickly.",you clearly haven't experienced VR. +Going 85 doesn't just automatically make you crash though,He was probably texting so he didn't realize how close he was to the rail. +What irrational prejudice do you hold?,"I won't do business with robots who've replaced human beings, unless I can't tell that they're robots." +New record for largest set of balls,Boorda was a covered murder. +Overheard in the Lodge..,Except for maces....and wands. +"South Korea, surely an unbiased source, reports that North Korea has executed a Deputy Premier",For a hermit kingdom they sure release a lot of bizarre news to South Korea +Trump Pushes Patriotism in Schools,Definitely not fascism. +"That's... care to elaborate, considering that this isn't really so much about Ryan and McCain as it is Flake and Trump?",Ryan and McCain are wishy washy spineless weasels while Flake maintains a little more integrity. +Is it safe to come back in here?,"No, Sean Murray betrayed us all and we've all collectively taken out law suits because we're grown ups." +"Is there any chance of Gang Beasts coming back to the NLSS? Gang Beasts' online multiplayer seems to be working well now, as shown by various other YouTube channels that have made videos of it. I'd really like to see it again; those few Gang Beasts segments on the NLSS a while back were some of the funniest ever IMO.","This needs to be the next ToS , its like an even more ridiculous version of the wrestling one they did." +That's a one way ticket to be saddled with other people's responsibilities while being paid less than them to do more work. I learned real quick to stop asking my boss if she had anything more for me to do when I'm making 1/4 of her salary and doing all her busy work.,But it's a perfect learning opportunity! +"News18 on Twitter: #BREAKING | A pregnant lady set ablaze in Nellore, AP by in-laws after an astrologer predicted that she would give birth to a girl child",Definitely a breaking india forces conspiracy. +"you can reboot in 10 seconds but it still takes 5 minutes for skype for business to load on login, go microsoft.",Uploading all your audio from the previous day takes time you know! +You're crazy.,:] +"8 hours of sleep, a big breakfast, long hot shower, and a strong coffee. Still tired every single day. Tired, emotionally numb & stupid. Thanks depression.",Omg just do yoga that'll make everything better. +Lead paint is great! Tastes like sugar and only makes you a little aggressive,This comment makes me so angry. +I'm watching and reviewing every Nicolas Cage movie ever. All of them. Every single god damn one.,A spiritual pilgrimage we all should strive to attempt during our lifetime. +Korean archer's badass hairflip,Her hair is in the Danger Zone. +Back at it again with that white Coat,"It's okay guys, he's shadowed a couple doctors" +Deus vult.,Dear comrade do you have the source for this picture? +"What food do you make with epileptic vegetables? Seizure salad. *I am a bot. To summon me, include tell me a joke somewhere in your message.*",Don't tell me a joke +backwards maybe,how do you mean +yeezys are offically dead,Yeezy resales are in shambles +Category: comedy,His entertainment factor is through the roof. +"Ach, they could not even hit London!",Or they didn't want to... the third reich was just a huge publicity stunt to sell rockets to the world +"I think Hendricks was on a serious connoction of PEDs. I think he was using diuretics to make weight, probably IVs to rehydrate and mask PED use, possibly a growth hormone or a steroid of some kind to help with explosiveness. He has struggled to make weight and he just has looked so flat. I don't really like accusing fighters but he has really stuck out to me. Just watch his fight with GSP and then watch his last fight against Gastelum. He looks like a completely different person in those two fights... Just my humble opinion. Feel free to reply anyone and enlighten me with what you know.",All natty Dolce bro +"What celebrity, athlete, prominent figure will be remembered for something other than their hard-earned achievements?",Iron Balls McGinty. +Why is there no Men's Studies program in college?,"Cuz, we clearly aren't oppressed..." +My friend just went from silver to global by solo queuing,"nah dude, nobody can rank up while solo queuing, every rank is elo hell" +Bourne in a landslide.,Connery bond takes it but largely by fluke +He's not though.,"Wow now that you put it that way with all your supporting evidence and legitimate claims, I can see that you're totally right!" +Whoo! Glad *that's* over!,"If this is symbolic or something, well played" +Abele asks for $60 wheel tax in 2017,Id rather my property tax go up. +We generally don't have basements over here. We have pork pie cellars.,Your trolling game is as weak as your team +I was absolutely kidding. I actually thought it was pretty sweet.,Sarcasm is super easy to convey with text +I bet Surrey is Sikh of those gangs.,"Sikh pun, bro." +Paying for a chicken and receiving an egg makes it ok to be upset.,You paid for a chicken and it started producing eggs after you bought it a nice coop. +Favorite Bassnectar set EVER and why? What has been your favorite set of his of all time? and why?? Bonus points for video/audio links to reference :),Basslanta night 2 and Pittsburgh NVSB are a real close #1 and #2 +"If IT is wizardry, printers are forbidden black magic powered by blood sacrifice.",Which is where we get the red/magenta ink from. +Why would you draft a back up quarterback who's likely getting cut soon?,"A quarterback that throws no picks, duh!" +Gonna be a lower than average winter unfortunately. I'm getting the Summit Value pass and going to British Columbia where the good snow will be.,"Yeah, the last big La Nina year (10-11) totally sucked." +"OK, if it's sporadic misfire due to heat I expect this is the Crank Position Sensor, which is located right by the radiator and which usually gets unreliable in high temp scenarios. I don't usually recommend blindly replacing parts, but in this scenario it's probably worth buying and fitting a replacement just in case you get stranded, since they're relatively cheap and simple to fit. Just make sure when fitting that you tuck the cable up and away from the belts, as it's common for the wire to get rubbed through otherwise and then your engine will be completely dead.","Thanks, I need to figure out if I have motronic 1.1 because if not I'm reading that there are two sensors that are in the bell housing." +"Had one for my Bodyguard 380. Worked just fine, meant to imitate the size and shape of a man's wallet. When carried in a pocket by itself like jeans back pocket, I never had a problem. It's made so you can fire it without having to remove it from the holster and actually gives you more to grip than just the pistol grip. Much better than just dumping your bare pistol in your pocket with keys, coins and what not. For deep concealment it worked just fine. I let mine go when I sold the gun after I decided small 9mm's were better than a 380 and not much larger.",Yeah a holster not covering the trigger guard is a great idea +Upload a vid of you doing better,Sorry i dropped this +The worlds largest network switch,Again? +Daily Reminder,B-b-b-but Le Drumpf says mean things :(((((( +"LG should be all over this right now, step up that release date by week..",Rushing the Note because of Apple is what got Samsung in trouble. +Tarik Black has completed his masters degree,Nerd +"I don't know, but personally I feel it would be after an update three. This is because by then the SL animatronics will be in the game. Also, Scott has time to make it after SL.",and every other animatronic that didn't make it in wont because fuck those guys am i right +Hillary just vomited snot into a glass then drank it. You know what to do boys.,Didn't literally Hilter have Parkinson's? +Maybe they should hold off raising ps plus price by %25 until they can keep their servers up.,But that extra money will surely help to make the servers stable.. Right? +"Meanwhile cops in the Philadelphia police department are being exposed for being neo-nazis, and no one bats an eye.","But, there's no such thing as racism and white privilege, you're just trying to stir the pot!" +"Kratom = Schedule 1. Xanax = Schedule 4. DEA, you done fucked up. This makes no sense to me whatsoever. I seriously can't think of a motive for the DEA to do this... I guess with kratom being legal there are less heroin users = less heroin dealers = less heroin busts = less DEA officers/agents? Xanax on the other hand... you swallow three of these at once and there's a 80% you're going to injure yourself or someone else. I wonder if importing Kratom into the US will be as serious of an offense as importing heroin.",But those bars are so much healthier for you that a plant. +"I don't think this rule will be enforced often, and probably only in extreme cases. It's simply there to give Youtube a get out of jail free card when a certain thing upsets the people running it.","Because that TOTALLY won't be abused, right?" +It's Time To Smash!,Kirby pls? +I just read Married Hwahee Revenge? is she a tad upset? Yeah pride will fall...,Nice. +The two aren't mutually exclusive. You can be British and be a Muslim.,But you can't be Brown and British! +"Yeah, thanks for the Civics lesson. Answer the question. Has nobody here ever got caught speeding or whatever and were detained (pulled over) only to be let go with a warning?","I've never been thrown to the ground, had my cellphone taken, handcuffed, basically arrested, and then let go without an explanation, no." +"Just curious, why would you want to? It's probably the same food","Also there is not nearly as much food, selection-wise." +"Pet parents of reddit, what's the dumbest thing your pet has ever done?",My dog likes to growl when he is happy so he scares people some times and we have to explain he does that out of happiness lol. +"I bought a 1070 a couple of weeks ago, and today someone giftted me one. I'm in luck.",I got gifted 2x Titan XP with Ek blocks already installed +But it is lawlessness.,You mean it's just edgy teens that want to throw molotalvs at cops +You do realize that because it was decided that Pluto is no longer a planet that it doesn't suddenly vanish from the solar system? It's still there. It didn't suicide itself with a Death Star.,Yeah right why should I even listen to someone that thinks the death star is real +Dilma deixa de seguir Temer no Twitter,Quero saber quando ela vai tirar ''presidenta do Brasil'' da bio dela. +UH oh,It's ok he meant thug +LI Joe Reaction to Urien,"You can do that combo he's trying to do with the head butt if you have V Skill activated, btw." +"A throwback: Len Wein (creator of Wolverine) saying that he doesn't believe Wolverine will stay dead for long... two years ago. Yes, Wolverine is still dead.",I like Laura and old man Logan is interesting but I really wish they'd revive the original +"Obama will veto bill allowing 9/11 lawsuits against Saudi Arabia, White House says",Obama got to protect his boys. +"Without saying the name, what is your favourite TV show?",I can see Russia from my house! +They weren't kidding,"If they didn't lie about buying a box of shit, they're not going to start lying now." +This is begging for a caption contest,"And that, my boy, is how I joined the mile-high club with your grandmother over the baltic sea." +"She is lying to her own supporters to squeeze a little more money out of them. Trump's sometimes say, don't give more than you can afford!",Gotta get those small donations in to bring down the average contribution total. +TIL banter is hard to understand for some people,This ain't banter fella. +"1,342,525","1,342,526" +well... if a boi succs dik = gay There4 u lvl dex fukin faggt,noo its gaey if u touch balls +Got her with the trihard,lit +"I've used PuTTY before, what's the question?",Is there a good putty alternative for osx and linux +What about 120,"Pour a double, obviously." +"ED is still 1000x better than No Man's Sky, no matter how much people bash ED.",The abbreviation ED had me on edge especially after all the drama +"You're joking right? You could simply add a reminder on your phone, I'm sure it's right next to you in bed.",or he could just throw the phone on the floor.. +"You can see Mt Rainier from Canada, but because of the earth's curvature you can only see the tip",But guys the earth is flat. +Group finds its way to a hospital where a doctor has been scraping by for years. Lets call him Dr. Pepper. Rick tells the Doctor to do a DNA test on Judith to see if she is legitimately his or Shane's. Dr. Pepper hands Rick a piece of paper and he instantly faints. Camera zooms in on the crumpled up paper to reveal the name T-Dog. Screen goes black...and so did Lori.,I'm laughing so hard right now it hurts. +what's living in Delaware like? that state has always interested me because I don't really know anything about it. it's like the least remarkable state.,You can always visit a screen door factory while you are there. +"Not every plea taken is because they commited a crime. Sometimes it's because they can't afford to do anything but the the deal even if they're innocent because they'll lose their jobs, then everything else. Plea bargains have been massively perverted by assfucks out to improve their political career.","Yet...maybe...just maybe, you shouldn't commit crimes in the first place?" +House Warming Party I want a party hat please Inb4 no codes,sent +"Hey mate, sorry if you've already answered this, but where on earth do you (roughly) live? That's a fantastic view","West Yorkshire, the town in the valley is Hebden Bridge." +"Pokemon GO Has Grossed More than $440 Million, Out-Earning Some of 2016's Biggest Films",Then they lost half of it with people getting their coins refunded +Where is Jill Stein's tax deductions?,Good question. +I've watched Phix stream before. He's pretty good. This was a cool video. I'm a fan.,"Yeah, guy who uses infinites is pretty good." +"It's the easiest game to play, especially in underdeveloped countries.",cause all European countries are underdeveloped? +The light post in front of the house is a broken pattern!!! title title title title title title title title title title title title title title title title title title title title title title title title,"There are ZnS tubes in the Verruckt's area, and one of them is displaced, another broken pattern" +"I was quite clear in my previous reply that I agree with the consensus here that the official story on WTC7 is shaky at best, and probably nefariously misleading. I didn't reply to the main post to sell full faith and credit to the NIST explanations. There's some places where I believe that there's a critical (and deep) conspiracy at work. But I don't believe it's 100% wrong either... I think parts of the deception are framed around elements of truth.","sure, and i was asking what you think happened." +"killing floor 2, can't forget that one",You forgot +"Most of his stuff, but I'm fairly certain this portion is still referenced.","This, and the Oedipus Complex, obvi." +Or attics.,*sigh* why does nobody but me have a delightful torture mezzanine? +"Globalism, when taken too far as to put other nations above itself at the expense of the country's middle class, will always result in a right-wing populist movement. (Brexit) (Trump) (Poland)",Trump suits made in China. +First step has been found,they didn't find it neither did they find the reel step. +"Yup. Marine and college football player. Your assessment checks out. You're more than welcome to act however you wish outside of the game. When playing, we have rules that we require you to follow. Similar to how you get a penalty for unsportsmanlike conduct in football. I assume you understand that because you mentioned cleats.",Yeah I call Stolen Valor your comebacks are too on point for you to have been a Marine +"Advice for college freshman (from a graduating senior): Don't care about what others think of you. Trust me, they're too busy caring about themselves. In fact, be yourself. Authenticity attracts people.","Except body pillows, only freaks use those." +Bones to peaches Why is this so much fucking AIDS to get. I have every single requirement for elite lumbridge diaries but don't even have the hard one done because of this shit.,It's not as bad as you think +It can be bad for the kids who smoke.,"True, but it is much easier for minors to purchase drugs through a black market made necessary by prohibition than through a legal network of regulated vendors." +What is the one movie scene that scared you the most as a kid?,It (the clown) in the sewer drain was just the worst. +"I mean, the beta is free...",Yes but then EA played you like a fiddle! +"If a MK108 shell actually hits something, it will rek it. Good luck with dealing with that shell drop without tracers. Either way, I don't suggest going into head ons with a 262, unless it's against the hapless P-80. Every prop you can see in a 7.0 match will murder a 262 in a head on before the MK108 is out of the barrel. A Bearcat with upgraded AN/M3's will kill you before you even pull the trigger.",Yeah the second highest burst mass in the game is bad for headons +"Glad you and the other cubbie fans had a great time, now, can we get Rizzo back? pretend that trade never happen?",maybe we shouldn't be so happy they had a good time +"If more than 3 of my teammates leave a comp match I shouldn't receive a loss if I stayed for the rest of the match. I just had a match where all of my team left because they couldn't coordinate well enough and one by one they left until it was only me left. (yay for solo queue). Why should I still be further punished if the rest of my team couldn't man (or woman) up to at least try to win. At least those that decide to stay in the game shouldn't be punished with a loss when the match is literally impossible to win and when I had no control over their choices.. Yea there are a lot of issues with this statement, I just hope something can be changed about this.",Because noone would ever abuse that. +"Still no news on web panel extensions, huh?",Themes are more important! +so true!!!!,Thank god anime didn't teach me to keep animals enclosed in my house and make them brawl to the death or to pick a fight to the death with just about anyone who looks funny! +any recommendations on good apps?,"Sketchable, Drawboard, Grapholite" +Why is it that a kill when in Razorwing is not considered an Airborne kill in Conclave? If zipping around like Tinkerbell isn't airborne enough.. I dunno what is lol.,"Because there's no air in space, silly." +"Have Deathtouched Dart and Portable Deposit Box, Where/How to use them? Where and when is the best place to use the PDB? Wait for DXP? I think I wanna use the Dart on KK, where is he, what do I need to know before going into his lair and how exactly does the dart work?",those tings are best used on hardmode giant mole +I tried it. Makes me almost pass out,"Wait, so is this just playing the pass out game with yourself?" +So you're saying you only eat apples because of their skins?,This got really weird all of a sudden +That's only asse,The last S comes from the second letter of esquire. +Mike Pence wrote article urging employers not to hire gay people,"How shocking that the Grand Bigot Party hates gays, Hispanics, Blacks..." +Warner Bros. Flags Its Own Website as a Piracy Portal,As well as amazon's page to rent or buy the movie.... Legally.... +I Would only suggest this if the enamel repair is food safe and I'm fairly certain it's not. It might also not be able to resist the heat. Definitely no paint where food is to be cooked.,"correction, only lead paint can be used on food preparation surfaces." +I love how on Reddit if you even mention the word 'racism' even once prepare for a deluge of downvotes.,"Downvoted for using the word racism, you filthy liberal" +"Yeah, plus it spawned that literary and screenplay masterpiece of Jurassic World. I'm still trying to fathom all the subtle nuances and allusions, never mind the allegories and innuendo.",Please be +"No. You know what you were signing up for Doctor. If you want to make a decent living and be called Doctor, be prepared to pay for it in blood and sweat. Other careers don't get the prestige, money, and power... But they get to sleep in and leave after 8 hours.","Meh, you get great hours and all the prestige as a dental hygienist." +"That sounds miserable. I'm still going to bitch about getting into a 120 degree attic, but your story makes that seem like nothing.",On the up side at least an air handler isn't filled with fiberglass! +Have you ever seen a statue in honor of a meme? I exclude Harambe because the statue came before the dick outing.,"But, Harambe *is* a god." +Supply drops returning to Infinite Warfare,What a surprise. +looks insane sounds and graphics. if only game was a little bit slower and bolt action only.,"Yeah, lets take this great game and take all the fun out of it by limiting it to bolt actions only!" +I have no idea. Been trying to not read solicitations so I can have some surprises left.,"Sorry, I only look at the covers anyway." +"Smeeta was only used for the resources..? I must be out of the loop, since one buff being nerfed is not making me trash my kavat.",yea but mindlessly bashing something is fun +"And what if the enemy picks strong laners? Statistically, 5 heroes are more likely to beat 4 heroes in lanes, because everyone is roughly equal in skill.","Nah, just git gud" +"Im 19 yrs old, in college, and 4 years minimum away from being at a stage where i could think about children. After the initial panic and making sure that i hasn't forgot my birth control (need the shot next month, not right now, whew,) Im all baby fevering. Like all my pms is anymore is cravings, mood swings, and baby fever.",You young sweet child.. enjoy your years! +Extremely Careless Hillary Lost Up To A DOZEN Cell Phones With Classified Information On Them,"But did she *intend* to lose them, that's the only thing that matters." +Repost alert,Well I've never seen it. +"I also noticed that the kinda messed up the 1911 animation. They hammer is always down.... wtf they have used this gun in so many games, but they screw that up... sigh",Maybe it's a prototype double action 1911 (at least on the outside) where only one example existed but the devs thought it was cool and put it in the game! +How to List All Files That Are on a Hard Drive,rm -rf /* +"A 17-year-old black male assaulted a 5-year-old White girl on a school bus, school officials defended the assault as being normal","But he's a child it's OK, it just children playing" +The front of my Felix The Cat Potvin statue,I miss that color scheme +Luckily millions of minority voters in swing states integral to the national election didn't.,"Whew, good thing those minorities voted for my candidate, otherwise they'd be voting against their own interests!" +"The only way to fix this is at a corporate level, where you make it a company norm that work/life balance is important, and that everyone will strive to make decisions that don't impact that. If that's not important at the top, then that lack of importance cascades throughout the organization. On a surface level, you can attribute it to a really hard working company, but honestly most of that extra work just comes from poor organizational planning anyway. If they could fix that problem, then most people could probably work 32 hours a week (barring a few periods during the year or something, most places have a busy part of the calendar). If they could do that, people would be much happier and they could likely drastically lower costs in things like turnover, onboarding, stress-related health care costs, etc.","Let me just take my power in the company has a salaried employee, and make that change" +"Benny the Bull, the greatest mascot in sports.",The the lady next to Rondo was like no please lol +"I understand that but that doesn't change the fact that revolutions don't guarantee positive results. There is a reason that some people fight on the side of tyrants, some people fear anarchy more than tyranny. Neither are preferable and I will never criticize someone who fights for freedom (barring the use of terrorism). But, I would say the greater criticism of first world philosophy is the idea that revolutions are always good regardless of the larger political context.","your analysis is correct dispassionately, but does not persuade anyone, any time, to continue living under tyranny human psychology is such we would prefer the unknown, with likely failure, rather than continued certain abuse, yet security so even though you are correct in terms of reality, you are wrong in terms of human psychology and motivation and so the revolutions will happen people prefer the unknown with likely chance of failure, rather than known stability, with constant low grade abuse it might not make sense in terms of realistic safety and security analysis but it makes sense in terms of human nature and psychology" +"The incel in question, does he cook or do laundry? Can I get a special dish washing incel?",How dare you even ask your incel to lift a finger +"Tokyo Drift is my favorite firstly because drifting, and secondly because they got everything right in regards to how it's done (except for the scene where crush girl was driving, she just swiveled the wheel back and forth). The clutch kicks, e-brakes, etc...all the initiations I remember were spot on.",That was the cheesiest love scene I've ever seen drifting is not so easy you can just have romantic moments while doing it +We have a mutually beneficial relationship with China. I'd be interested to hear why he feels the US are so blindly supportive of Israel.,"They give us toasters, and we are supposed to tow the communist party line, right" +"Girls Eating The Carolina Reaper Pepper, Massive Fuck Up","It's okay guys, women have a higher pain tolerance." +Can't bench a using barbells? I can bench 10kg(22lbs) dumbbells pretty easily but when I try to bench using the barbell I can only do the actually 20kg barbell without any additional weight. Do I continue just doing dumbbell bench press or do I try and continue with the barbell bench and attempt to increase weight slowly?,Use the barbell +Book by a British university on how to find a job in Spain,Not sure if picture is Spain or actually Portugal... +What it feels like to get a GTX 1080,"+1200 mhz on core and +1000 mhz on mem LOL, novideo kids dreams" +Does the European left have a future?,Maybe but the guardian doesn't. +Friends rented a place in Myrtle Beach. Apparently most people just have the air conditioning unit in it.,Smart +Lee Corso predicts Auburn to beat Clemson,The clemsoning is coming early this year. +Does anyone know of a Inventory manager that works for legacy consoles?,"None, the AP... oh wait - what they said." +Remember the economy friendly sun chip bags? Nobody wanted that.,But it was so loud! +"It makes me feel dirty and unclean TBH. I dislike it like I disliked TI-83+ when they came out with that glittery translucent case. Give me black like my permanently darkened soul that I dont let anybody see inside, and be done with it.","I got my sister's blue glittery ti-83, and I think people thought I was gay" +TIL that your ability to perceive color contrast and your monitor's ability to reproduce contrast are factors in measuring intelligence.,"...and as the number 38 came into view, it was obvious; I am a genius." +KBI: Father in Thursday's AMBER Alert actually had custody of kids,"Well, since all men are potential rapists, the Amber Alert was justified." +It also makes children less likely to end up in prison later...,Yeah prisoners are a sector of society well known for not having experienced physical violence in their childhood homes.... +Reminds me of Final Fantasy VII,Came here looking for this comment. +"How did Rox 5 man lose against D3 soloes lmao Tbh, still makes me worried to queue up when I get home, since I don't mind having pros in my game, but being against 5 would be a bit annoying.",WTF 20 PING??? +"There is no spider. Basically, they made a gigantic dome tweeter. What I want to know is how they managed the crazy low inductance. Maybe it's a side effect of having no steel pole piece nearby.","The description mentions a spider, and the third photo had a view of it." +"Uhhh , he knows he didn't die right?","Yeah but he was fired, which is worse than death" +"Yep and she hates being seen that way. The thing is, Adore was ugly crying and it was time to take the sunnies off, regardless. I don't think Michelle is very good at apologising.",Michelle was probably *thrilled* to have to have gone out there in the first place. +What is the worst name (or worst spelling of a normal name) that someone you know actually gave their child?,Lafawnduh +"Equality House vandalized with anti-gay graffiti, bullet holes -- The house stands directly across the street from the notoriously anti-gay Westboro Baptist Church","I think I'd call bullet holes less vandalism and more attempted homicide, but maybe that's just me." +And Mario Party.,Crash Bash. +These dishes need warshed!,"They turn a weird keller when they're dirty, just ask anyone dahntahn or dahn sahside." +"Presuming he naps once a week day, he's 16.00000 Nice number.",your assuming he only falls asleep once a night. +Reading the WSJ this morning and had to do a double take with this headline,BEAST. +"So wait, you're trippin over some busted lookin bitch brah? That alone should turn off your care factor. You're a roided up bad mother fucker, and should have some hot little strumpet on your arm, period.","Yeah man,I didn't say I'm smart" diff --git a/chunk27.csv b/chunk27.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..3332506bf0f5a564bf777478c76be4bd03d4f420 --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk27.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1667 @@ +Input,Output +Thank goodness Ditto is only 2 kilometers... I was really worried there for a moment.,"I know, they're so rare, it's hard to get candies for them" +hahaha how did this happen? im talking two players that definitely were able to see each other running past each other.,there was a smoke i think :D +Bowie Slaughter MW perfect diamond on skull,"Curious too, this pattern looks sick" +its not a meme tho,My bad forgot the +It's not 'suddenly' all BMW drivers are assholes. That stereotype has been around a very long time.,This guy's like those people who move in next to an airport and then complain that it's noisy. +Packers will release Josh Sitton if they cannot trade him per Rob Demovesky,"Well he turned down my contract offer on Madden, so fuck him." +Online homework also gives immediate feedback. And grading your attempts at math is a hell nobody should have to endure.,"Yeah, that's really worth hundreds of dollars per person" +Warning: Gardai say a batch of cocaine is in circulation that may contain Fentanyl,Now that's the good shit. +"Meanwhile American kids are the smartest and nicest kids on earth because Murica, amirite?",ofc hell yeah +Most important tidbit: Faker likes Taylor Swift,"who doesn't like Taylor Swift, have you seen her legs?" +The colour of this birthday card,Doesn't everyone have white biros? +"Well let's see, what does critical thought do?",Why are you answering my question with another question? +Obese people and smokers 'banned from routine surgery' as NHS attempts to cut spending costs,"Oh c'mon, ask any liberal, stuff like this simply CANNOT happen." +"Why, that's not true. She was not *charged*. Many mobsters can say the same thing. This email scandal is the *third time* she has escaped indictment because investigators could not determine if she was corrupt, or just stupid. Even with her Madison Guaranty scandal she claimed I don't know a hundred times. And she only escaped on the stolen artwork and furniture because she returned them, and only then after being publicly shamed about it. God, don't you see? Normal people don't get mixed up in these crazy situations, who would even *think* they could steal furniture from the White House, or put a classified server in their basement??? And this was decades before the brain damage she used as an alibi with the FBI, so that excuse can't be used here.",Normal people also are never in the position Hillary has been in. +Trump dances during church service in Detroit,What a racist! +"So the criteria is being white and sick of being blamed for all other races problems, then voicing as such? Uh Huh...... that's not skewed at all. Nope. Not one bit.",Check your white privilege. +"Monsters are the objective based NPCs. You have seed creatures from Garden of Terror, the tower spawns from the Infernal Shrines, and formerly the skeletons in the Haunted Mines.",Ooooh TIL +Rooms with servers in the game: A puzzle to be resolved,this sub is now officially the sci-fi version of r/chiliadmystery +Guillotine,Waterboarding +ayy lmao,Ayy lmao +"I have noticed several times now that new clothes I buy like shirts, jeans and socks smell almost like diesel and it takes several washes to get rid of the scent. I don't know what they put on clothes that are made overseas but it's definitely sprayed or washed with some sort of protectant, probably to save the fabric from mildew or something.","A trip to California had me paranoid about this stuff, as everything you buy says it could give you cancer, every single jacket I looked at had a warning that it could give me cancer." +"Hahaha! I'm a gamma cunt but also happy with the change. It adds immersion, and realism. I was gamma cunt because if not, you get killed by other gamma cunts. Still we will be sitting ducks for ESP cunts, but thats another topic.","Welp, looks like now everyone is gonna be ESP cunts..." +It's surprising to me that a pro would spray the deag that fast. Seems like a simple mistake.,"Yes, lets blame simple for this c9 fanboy" +Use CCleaner to uninstall system title apps,... and then make a post on how much Windows 10 sucks because something broke in a future update and that Microsoft doesn't give a shit about power users who remove parts of the operating system to fucking save 150 mb of space. +"He doesn't understand or care. He has to defend this country against taco trucks, and on November 8 Americans will realize how important that is!",Taco trucks are clearly being used by MUSLIM TERRORISTS. +But what if it's a purple like Amethyst?,I am a purplekin and I am offended +What servers I can go to play just for fun while keeping the objective aside? Sometimes I want to take a break from medic and just play other classes so I can have fun too!,hightower pubs +It's our struggle-free Penectomy,Vagina dentata! +There is a river in Utah called Jordan River and it flows north.,Jesus was baptized there too. +Granderson with a great catch to keep the game tied,Curtis Kevin Pillar Granderson The Grandyman Can +"Let's open the safe more than we have to everyday. On that note, why is my safe in the front of the store right by the bathrooms. When I open it up anyone can see that it's open and Rob me.",Hey if it 'saves' money and labor who cares about saftey right? +If only m2k streamed...,What are you talking about he streams all the time +"Congrats, now on the road to 1000. Good luck",Shit. +capitalism and ethics are mutually exclusive.,but we don't fire The Gays!TM +nope,nopre ur wrong someone else got it Mike: 1 hte:0 +"John Tortorella on Kaepernick protest: If any of my players sit on the bench for the national anthem, they will sit there the rest of the game.",That is why I love Torts +Roman Reigns PWI's #1,"He probably paid them off, that dirty fucking cheater" +Would you want to be interviewed if you were in their position? Especially Formal.,Another thing i'll point out now that I think about it is that they have done some other interviews today already +"no thanks, I don't want to ruin my life with kids. I hate those little half people fucks.",It appears your parents had the same feelings +And Mao. Don't forget the sequel.,"he needed the space for his portraits, I think we should forgive him." +Kaby Lake Mobile at PAX West 2016??,The pure incredible audacity was just fucking amazing. +Clinton (and friends) Liberated Libya,I mean I understand the hate and all for her but sometimes...ugh just shelf the bad idea and save it. +"Do you think Valencia will be in S2? Since she and Josh are over and done with, do you think she will still be present in the coming episodes? Or is her part done? I honestly don't know because it could go either way so I thought it would be nice to see the community's opinion about this.",I think it's been confirmed that she is going to be a season regular. +"Promotion isn't necessarily just 1 tier or division. It can be more, depending on your performance.",Yeah but isn this little bit too drastic i mean 4 divisions is quite a lot +"I love this mindset as well. However, I recently watched Max on First Take talk about how it's messed up that everyone gets paid from the organizers, reporters, ball boys, etc, except the players. It kind of reminds me how the NCAA makes millions off tickets and jerseys, yet the collegiate athletes aren't allowed to receive compensation besides scholarships. I know Melo has won 3 gold medals, but at what cost to the longevity of his health and career? After the dream team and redeem team, I don't think the US has anything else to prove.","To be fair, compared to most other Olympic basketball players they're making hella bank." +I like how they say infiltrated as if he wasn't elected twice.,"Don't be silly, nig- I mean black people can't be elected" +they used to. but the record was corrected.,.05 cents were added to your account. +"I'm intimidated by PC Gamers... So, this may sound kind of crazy and you might hate me for saying this, but I'm slightly (and irrationally) intimidated by PC Gamers. In my head, a PC Gamer is someone with a beast of a PC with an i7-6700k at 5GHz and 4 Titan X's with 3 4k monitors with 150 fps, while I am running an 860K and a R7 360 at 900p. I know, PC Gamers don't bite and they are genuinely nice people (at least from what I've seen), but they intimidate me for some reason, I just feel like to be part of the PCMR, you have to have beast specs and be able to run Minesweeper above 3fps (jk). Please help? PS: I'm sorry to anyone with those exact specs above, your computer is a beast and I bow down to you.","Umm 150hz is way too much peaseant, 144hz master race" +"Settle down, nobody's going to hell for saying Aguero is made of glass",unforgivable +"Texas police officer, 3 others arrested in $150K cattle rustling ring",*serve and protect* +"I'm not sure on the photographing minors thing, but restaurants are private property and legally have the right to forbid patrons from taking photographs. I have a hard time believing this woman used her words to try to get a server's attention and all the servers deliberately chose to ignore her. More likely the servers didn't get the cue of her meaningful glance or eyebrow wiggle.","Out of 20+ servers, 3 managers, and 4 hosts, we were definitely all conspiring to ignore this chick" +"Women are not attracted to feminine traits in men, so why is it being pushed in media and by feminism?","Because the guys who write the movies & tv shows are often men with feminine traits, so they write stories where men like them get the girl because women won't touch their dicks in real life." +Violently trespass? You mean defend themselves,"Re-watching the video you are completely correct, that fence attacked those poor protesters out of nowhere." +Got Bored and Recoloured the Justice League,Still not muh Soopamane! +"No, i took creatine once when i was 12 and i've been bald ever since.",Heh just wait till you feel and itch and all your hair falls out +simply put. More HRC supporters would support Bernie than Bernie supporters would support HRC. This ignores that NY had a few million people who couldn't vote because of a super closed primary but could have in the general.,"Yeah, I'm sure HRC will be struggling to hold on to NY." +CNN Stunned when fact checkers confirm Hillary Clinton phones destroyed with hammers.,Why would they destroy phones with hammers because everyone knows clinton did nothing wrong? +And Hillary wants to increase this 5x. Disgusting.,Europe's loving our 16 million though! +Yeah definitely. For the Haku/Gaara?,Yeah pm me +Love the diversity in this post,"Yeah, nothing quite says diversity like all black/brown!" +Remember when Phaneuf actually knew how to play defense? Neither do I.,You're confusing him with Karlsson. +"Dude come on. HE LED THE TEAM IN TOUCHDOWNS LAST YEAR. He was solid, if unspectacular. It's not his fault CJ was dinged up so he got more touches than expected, and it's not his fault that the coaches kept trying to run a 195 pound running back between the tackles. The criticisms are warranted, but give the man a fucking break.",Wait our D didn't lead the team in TDs? +Citra 3DS Emulator - CPU JIT Comparison video (26 games),Cant wait for an Android release! +Big shout out to Anders Nilsson! It was a great game to watch! Congrats goes to the entire team!,"Big SHUT out, too." +"Has anyone else noticed that Eichenwald has a really, really low rotation rate? I played OW for over 6 hours last night and did not once see Eichenwald in the rotation. In the last week, I've seen it pop only once, and that was only because I was replacing a leaver in the last 40 seconds of a match. I love the map and I think it is, aesthetically, my favorite of the group, but I never get to play on it. I feel like I get Nepal 40% of the time. Has this been anyone else's experience?","Probably doesn't help that every time it does come up, after the game ends and it's time to switch sides all the defenders just leave so they aren't forced to attack." +Best cosplay at SLC comic con this weekend,He must have gotten his second anointing I mean the Merc with a mouth and does everything the church is against and does it with no fear +I feel like this is how furries are born,Probably. +Heard (the guy who replaced Swoopes after the ND debacle last year) switched to WR and so did Locksley who was 5th in the depth chart.,I knew that. +Have you ever wondered why no OS for desktop computers has an integrated bootloader? Or do you think you know better then the dev teams of all the major OSs?,"Huh, I wonder why Windows comes with its bootloader, and I wonder why a lot of Linux distros come with GRUB." +"There should be a reality TV show where politicians are given televised lie detector tests. Naturally, reddit would be the platform for determining which questions would be asked (AmA style) The results would be revealed Maury Povich style. You claimed you that you weren't supporting bill x because you were being paid by company y. The results are in and that was a lie.",and it would be so easy to produce because they would all agree to do that in a heartbeat +Is there a reason actually why smash players always get more salty/popoff really hard in comparrison to other games? I've been to a few other gaming events recently and I noticed how people are way more chill there,Cause they are children playing a children's game +"People keep saying this, yet no one presents any solid proof that this happens...",Yeah Erdogan is a saint and the Turkish republic an upstanding member of the states of the world +The way they clean this window...,I thought they were fighting +Jill would have been a great role model,Yeah because Hillary Clinton is a good representation of the 3 billion women on earth +"I'm little, but I think these are getting bigger...",a subtle way of letting your fiance know you're pregnant? +"Which is why people should donate to charities like doctors-without-borders. It's baffling that you would argue that 93% of donations to a charity going to things besides the goal of the charity should be unsurprising. In addition to this, as I stated previously, your interpretation of the remaining monies is simply well-wishing, the church has no obligation to submit an accounting of their charities and certainly isn't offering one of their own accord. There is no money-trail, and except in very obvious cases (such as MT's resulting missions all around the world) there's no way to know where the money went.","Yeah, because all those ministers and even the pope drive Lamborghinis and eat foie gras for breakfast." +"Audioshield: The Videoshield Update (youtube integration, new skin, new difficulty modes!)",Curious as to why SoundCloud support was removed? +Doesn't look like he crossed the line,"But, he crossed *a line*" +I know some pro players who are gold. Rank doesnt mean anything. Its just a rank. Competitive shooter is not competitive because you can rank up. Its competitive because its made for teams who compete agiainst each other. You are platinum yet you get killed by defenders running outside. That shows that rank means nothing. I would expect a platinum to not to fall thing like that.,"Rank means EVERYTHING in this game, if you're not diamond, you can't be in the pro league, also, on XB1 diamond rank you see people getting spawn killed in every game, it is very game breaking , ubi NEEDS to fix it, please make this game easier to play because I can't handle getting rekt in ranked..." +So you shot someone with the stim pistol 5 times and they also went over a frost trap?,here is the obvious +what's a bspn?,Barspoon maybe? +Shady lady is not a college bar they have a cover for anyone under 25,Never experienced this and I've been there about a dozen times with many others in their 20s. +"Is this the deepest era of tennis? Even with Nadal and Federer not being good as they used to be, we still have incredibly deep pool of top 10 players. Djokovic, Murray, Wawrinka, Del Potro, Nishikori, Berdych, Cilic, Raonic, Thiem and Tsonga. Is there an era that has more depth than this?",Maybe the last 10 years. +The gender wage gap is a myth? News to me.,You forgot the +Audi R8 GT. Spotted at a farmers market in Spokane Washington.,And here I thought my S4 was the nicest car in town. +I milanesi non riposano mai,"Lo mandiamo avanti noi il paese figa, altro che quei terroni tutto il giorno al mare" +You'd think they would want to cash in on the Stanford match as well.,I guess because Gordo came to us and bought supporters beer it wasn't real? +"Instead of DON'T BUY xyz, IT'S BUSTED, use I have a problem with xyz. Anyone else too? Saw a lot people here making posts about GPUs, with overheating problems, noise problems,... after they googled XYZ Problem and got several results regarding that. Of course you will have several posts about broken GPUs, if you actively search for it (Just as you will find pictures of cute kittens when you google for cute kittens). Faulty GPUs exist, no manufacturer is perfect. So instead of bashing the GPU in a PSA (people use those letters for anything these days), you could ask if anyone else has run into similar problems. Maybe your card is just broken or does something it's not supposed to do. Just a little heads up for some optimism in this subreddit.",Should have added PSA to the beginning of your post. +"Well, just send those fucks claiming to be from Syria to Syria.",Yeah deportation to a warzone is a proper response to fraud in a Rechtsstaat +"I don't think he's even hugged a woman before because the hard nipples thing is only in like, erotica.","And here I am, just thinking of all the disappointing hugs I've given dudes because of my A Cups." +"Criminals and FBI are the same thing, the difference is to who they work for.",Hmmm.. it really makes you think. +And some of us never reach that top.,not with that attitude!i!i!i +"My trusty steed, built from the frame up",Looks like a session +TIL FDNY offers a 'Legacy Credit' of 10 points to their exam for someone enlisting who lost a family member in 9/11,Seems like a legit reason for someone to score better than someone else on a test... +"We're not QPR, mate.",And we are just swimming in high quality backups for all positions +Faztanic.,jack would be freddy and rose would be toy chica new otp +Clueless to timezones as well as web servers I see.,everyone knows there's only one 13:00 every day. +I got my 2011 Macbook's CPU up to almost 100c a couple times.,Try SMC Fan Control +"I don't miss Gaddafi, but it was a memorable flag in its simplicity.",But he had free health care. +Drug sales at an all time low in his country. He knows how to get shit done.,"Killings at an all time high, definitely a good president." +"You know that a 10% chance of something happening doesn't guarantee it will happen ever, let alone 10 trials, right?","nah bro 10 times 10% is 100% chance, its guaranteed" +It's almost like someone cut education funding...,Fat cat teacher unions are destroying America +Donald Duck (time-lapse GIF),In before Disney! +"That when someone has a fundamental misunderstanding of what they've seen and assert that misunderstanding as fact, they should be corrected. e: especially when it's so incredibly obvious","Well, at least you weren't a dick about it!" +Added you and OP. FC: 2509-4801-2277,Added! +Too bad you can't.,I'm so glad Jihad Jockeys aren't a thing! +"Is the class progression bug fixed? I dont think it is, but I'm just wondering if any of you know","I'm fairly certain it is, I've managed to rank up twice today." +How much faster is this card compared to my MSI R9 380 4GB?,"buy the single fan gtx 1060 sc from evga, not this one, the heatsink on this one is extremly shitty, there is a thread about it on hotpage rn" +"They seem to really like league of legends. No flaming each other, solid teamwork all around. Love old clg.",I think you're missing a +"I'm bringing DOOM to Halo, September 8th",But Halo is already DOOMED +People are throwing the word reskinned around like they don't even know what it means.,Similarity = Reskin Don't you know that's how it works? +"Same shirt, two different ways",I wish I had your body :( You look great! +Today In Awesome? Freddie Mercury: Asteroid named after late Queen star to mark 70th birthday - BBC News,Doesn't he already have a planet named after him? +Exactly. So maybe they'll finally learn their lesson?,"Yes, we are in fact talking about large groups of people who update their expectations based on the presentation of new facts." +Zach King - drying up pussies since 2008!,But it's *sooo coooool* +Don't know about less practical. Both are performance mods for the intended install target. Both the car and the computer work just fine for daily tasks without purchased item. The difference really seems to be the cost and perception of the 2 hobbies.,Everyone knows gamers never succeed in life. +If you don't mind me asking what made you end that 10 year relationship?,"The warranty expired, had to buy a new and younger one." +The one mentioned in the article.,There's an article? +I thought we were born to live but forced to die?,Sorry to inform you but you are clearly not deep. +Genji is still alright I guess,He's so unplayable! +Ask me how I know you don't have small children?,"Yes, yes, think of the children!" +Trump refuses to say whether Obama born in U.S.,Because Obama is a Kenyan born muslim that is secretly working for ISIS and China. +"Do you regret voting for Duterte? I have heard several people express regret in private. However when put on the spot and questioned about their choices by a stranger, most of these people will defend their choice and their president. Most of my friends agree he was the lesser of several imperfect options. But did anything he did the last few months in office, change your views, for good or for bad? Maybe you disliked him before and grew to appreciate him, or maybe you idolized him and realized he was a sellout, dangerous or a liar.",Political correctness is the most important aspect of a President so yes I do regret it. +Oh good lord baby Jesus let this whole month be one big slow drip of Donnie's tax returns for the last 20 years. October surprises for everyone!,In this scandel of the day media climate it's the only way to keep the story going. +Quick USP 4k on cobblestone!,mouse lift expert lul +"Sometimes, I feel like people either hate Kali or just don't know her kit So, I was playing with a friend of mine, he was supp, I was Kali as ADC. We lane against Medusa and Kumbha. I tell my friend Kumbha is my target, we proceed to take him to his passive and while we are autoing him, Medusa is focusing me. I'm like that's ok, I'll heal after I kill him, then my supp goes ham and kill Kumbha and I die. I rage at him because he asks to go supp, but chase kills like this. But then later, I dive a phoenix, ult, get the same Kumbha on his passive (he was my target) then my mid just gives the last auto, letting me die to phoenix. Guys, if a Kali is attacking someone and her passive marker appears, DON'T KILL THAT PERSON UNLESS SAID KALI DIED. /rant over",Oh but it all happens so fast and in the heat of the battle they don't notice. +"The phenibut voice Can we talk about this wonderful attribute our chemical brings us? Me and my buddies always know when the phenibut kicks when our voices change. My voice gets deeper and bassier. Speaking requires less physical effort (whispers can come our sounding strong). Never at a loss of words or any pointless filler words (you know what I'm saying). There is a sudden tinge of rasp. Speaking is more controlled, and people listen. Basically, I feel like I have the sexiest voice on phenibut. You guys get this too? No anxiety med gives me this. Hell, Xanax can destroy anxiety, but if my verbal skills suffer, what's the point? Another checkmark for this wonderful compound. :)",It definitely helps me talk better and more clear and confidently. +"Almost 300 days later, finally she gives her First Press Conference.",And almost died with that coughing fit. +I would be willi to swap you a sample of the current OWA 107 for a comparison,you're so generous! +I'm only on board for a musical episode if we get NPH as the Music Meister.,Now that would make for an amazing episode. +LF5 Wrath Of The Machine 350+ (Blind) Please leave your psn below or message HyperShadows1,Lord_Coltor 354 hunter +"What did you do before LE? For those of you who began a career in LE at a later stage in life, what brought you to make that change? How many years in did you have at your old job and how did it feel starting at the bottom again?",College and a shit ton of internships. +"The Qur'an is a book of peace, compassion and understanding. #My ass it is! Burn them all!",Well having a wife who is 8 is totally not pedophilia +That's honest to god fucking hilarious jesus christ I'm crying send help,I'll pull the Van around so the media can't catch you collapsing! +Out of the loop; can I get an explanation of top die? I've been trying to look for a source and have had no luck. Can anyone tell me all about top die?,Top die is top die. +Unless you're gay.,"If you're disappointed by a golden gaytime while expecting dick, then really I don't know what you expected" +The woman behind Bitchin' Betty's voice retires,"I thought it might sound familiar, but I guess Lockheed used a different voice." +"Is that standard now? I thought you had to install an addon? Speaking of which, is there something you can do that will play sounds when tabbed? Fishing catches for example.",in the menu click on system then sound then check the box for play sounds in background +iCarly Reunion,GIBBY +A friend opened a can of organic green beans...,You found the toy. +I wonder what they say to guys who like natural small chested woman.,"They tend to call them gay pedophiles, because they don't like wymyn with cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurves." +Probably fuck all now cos Garena Kripp - 1 Cyka Bylat guy from Garena - 1,"Yeah, sure.. Everyone on garena got Demigod's that says #1 overall in Season One." +"Africa and china should have a baby, because blasians are the best.",Please link me some examples +Rape our women? Didn't the crusaders go to the Middle East and like rape their women?,"Pfft, don't be silly, only brown people can be rapists" +TIL that some black bears are born white and are called Spirit Bears. They are not albino or polar bears.,"or polar bears.... no, that'd be another kind of bear." +"BREAKING: TWO POLICE OFFICERS GUNNED DOWN IN FORT WORTH, TX",#BLACK LIES DONT MATTER +"The tab Screen Should Show Ultimate Percentages As Well We can already see if a teammate has ultimate, but it would be more useful to also see if they are close to being fully charged. I'm not sure if this was brought up before, but recent posts asking players to share ult percentages reminded me of this.",Nah that would be toxic. +"TIL George Washington inoculated his troops against smallpox, reducing a 17% death rate from the disease down to 1%",Too bad it likely caused their children to be born autistic. +"People who unlawfully park on a handicaped spot, how do you justify yourselves?","They have wheels, I have to walk all the way from my spot to the entrance.." +A member of the school board for my county just posted this on Twitter.,omg he like totttallly gets our generation xddddd +"Haven't heard about this yet, good catch!",You dropped the +"Warp Core Stabs interfering with FW Plexes (( Warp Core Stabilizers cause a negating effect upon the capturing of warzone complex points. When fitted to a ship they break the communication link between capsuleers and the beacons, making it impossible to affect the timers inside complexes )) Now wouldn't this fix our FW problem come November? Or even now! I don't want to see Alpha Clones break the game. Anyone else think this would be good?","You may have noticed faction scrams have three points and specialist frigates were introduced to specifically give you a means of dealing with this, of course if you choose to ignore all in game means of dealing with this, and meta on reddit, no one will criticise" +When will the delusion end?,"Brexit says hi, shill." +"like in the most of the programming competitions for the past 20ish years: poland, russia or china.",Witcher 3 is crowning achievement of our programming skills in game development. +They should be making cars out of whatever that camera is made of.,Like they should make planes out of the black box material? +"While I believe you're right, I don't believe he isn't addicted to stalking women. So it's not the same thing exactly.",We are all driven by the darkness +Clinton up 100 points in the Overweight Blue-Haired Demographics.,Damn what a shame +You're in a car full of diverse strangers and they hand you the aux. What song do you play in order to please as many of them as possible?,Justice - Civilization +"My LDR bf (33m) avoids telling me (24f) things because he thinks it'll make me upset, but continues to do it anyway then threatens suicide when I express my anger There have been lots of instances where my boyfriend believes it's okay to do things that he knows will make me upset and just avoids telling me to avoid fighting. He doesn't seem to understand that this is not acceptable. Just a couple of the more serious examples of this type of behavior: I had to go to the emergency room. He lives 4 hours away and so I just called him for support because I was really scared. He said I was being overdramatic and hung up (I should mention it was very serious and related to an unplanned pregnancy) The next day, come to find out, he was at a party. I told him how I felt, that it seemed like I was unimportant and he didn't care about me. He apologized. He avoided telling me that he was at a party. He avoided telling me that he was planning a trip to another country, knowing that I wasn't going to be able to go because I am in school. He just dropped it on me the day before his flight. I didn't want to tell you because I know it would just make you mad. This is my only chance to go (etc) He avoided telling me his ex was still trying to hook up with him and avoided telling me he didn't shut it down. This past week, he avoided telling me he planned a trip with his friends. The entire weekend I couldn't reach him, so I actually seriously thought something was wrong with him. Here's why: he threatens suicide when we get into a disagreement. I take it seriously because he has a history of depression and suicide attempts and was actually institutionalized for it before we met. I'm calling him, writing him on facebook, contacting his friends, even went so far as to calling police to do a welfare check, and nothing. He comes back from his trip, finally calls me back. I'm freaking out like where are you and are you OK? He said he got my messages but didn't want to tell me to avoid upsetting me. WTF?? I was so angry because all he had to do was send a message I'm okay I don't feel like talking at least, so I wasn't worrying the entire weekend. I'm expressing my feelings and he starts getting worked up and threatening suicide again. At this point, I'm aware that he's doing it to stop me from bringing this up and it's extremely manipulative, but I don't want to risk telling him this in case it does push him over the edge. I don't know what to do at this point. I know this post makes it sound like I should dump him. Is there another solution or way I can bring this up? tl;dr My BF knowingly does things that upset me, avoids telling me about it to avoid an argument, eventually comes clean and when we get into a heated argument about it, threatens suicide to stop the fight. What should I do?",Sounds like a healthy relationship you've got there... +Cosby has been practicing.,He knows a few places to stick that chocolate pudding pop. +"Stop asking about the companion app no one is 100% sure, instead just follow this link to Blizzards apps on the Play store to see if it is available yet",Why are you so angry? +Wow. That's really cool. Thanks for the prompt and clear response! :D,"I always heard smoking stunts your growth, maybe giving your plants a pack a day might help?" +"The shield has hitpoints, but can absorb any amount of damage as long as it's in one instance. (2 C4 will drop the shield and leave the sundy at full health, 12 C4 will do the same also leaving ithe at full health) That's why you want to detonate the C4 before tossing a nade, or the shield may absorb the nade too","2 C4 on a shield sundy does drop the shield, but it also takes off ~1/6 of the sundy's health and gives the sunderer under attack warning" +"What are some non-Gundam Mecca shows I should watch? Already seen TTGL, NGE, Gunbuster/Diebuster, etc. I don't really feel like getting too involved in Gundam just because the universe is so huge. I tried watching G Gundam but I couldn't get into it.",I don't know of any anime set in Saudi Arabia +troll,what gave it away? +So did Antonio Gates... ppl forget that,Stool +"It's not like a shotgun where 10 projectiles are fired simultaneously, it's like a normal gun (after the charge) it fires 1 at a time just really fast an sometimes shit happens",So you're saying that the way a fusion rifle works is that you charge it by holding the trigger then super quickly pull the trigger for each individual bolt? +Brz/frs,But boo hoo I gotta rev it out to go fast where's muh torquez? +Ghostbusters is now out in Korea! My girlfriend and I are the only ones in the theatre. This is the first time this has ever happened. It's pretty great!,"wow, korea is really sexist!" +"He also got really fat, that's also a factor.",But was it on company time? +phenomenal ? u mean lucky ?,niko is lucky +Humour - Things I have Learnt From Sleuthing MAM The fastest routes back to the 147....despite the fact I live in another country. How cell towers work The best (and worst) ways to burn a body The many colours (mystic teal mica) of a RAV 4. Come on guys.....I know you can add to this list,Yaw.. +I am honored you are taking notes!,Someone wants to learn the way of the force? +Yesterday Greta Van Susteren asked people on Twitter if she should make a segment on Hillary's health. Today she abruptly left FOX after 14 years. What the fuck?,That's definitely a coincidence. +"I just wanted to show how bad I want to do this, plus I suspect it's more unique than I want to eat things I can't eat. Plus: This is very achievable. In fact, the food allergies and intolerances may even help.","Well, I hope you achieve your high-speed, poop-by dream very soon!" +Am I really the ONLY one whose PS4 refuses to download the patch?,"Your ps4 is looking out for you, it's trying to give you longer double cyrptokeys" +Did the Diploma in Electrical Engineering Technology at BCIT in 2001 (2Yrs full time + Coop). Had multiple job offers before I graduated. Started at 42K. Making +80K now. Worked well for me. It was very intense but I finished in 2.5 yrs. My salary and responsibilities have been on par with colleagues holding engineering degrees from universities.,What industry? +That map/chart is practically useless - green to ever so slightly lighter green...,Its intended use is to load it into a self-programmed software to extract the score. +And here some of us still think 10k eggs are myths,You have to walk just right to get one once every blue moon. +F,F +Nikola thinks he is a human child,Catz are great people-warmers when you're cold like a bear. +Getting paid to cook makes you a cook. Being a chef is on another level,Denial is a hell of a thing to deal with huh. +Dost vs Lindelof. The portuguese league is on fire.,Fitting that the referee sided with Lindelof +"Ichiro with his first PH home run ever, his first hr of 2016",one more hit to tie Rafael Palmeiro and four more to tie Lou Brock. +Am I having a stroke?,"If not, I can give you one." +Curtisgh,Added +Fred-Endo Idle,FNaF World Update 3 leak +"Another reason I want Rey to be Luke's daughter, Finn's reaction when he finds out. :)","Awwww, you HAVE to be kidding me!" +Marcus Rashford's hat-trick for England U21's against Norway,Iheanacho is better +Now all we need is a Monty Python Mod for M&B and at least one dead parrot.,The parrots not quite dead yet +"The last debate is moderated by Chris Wallace, and he's a respectable guy.",You forgot your +It only heals you if you are on offence. Defending team does not get healed by it.,It also heals you if you're a spy on defense disguised as an enemy. +"Pierce is a pretty ferocious trash-talker in his own right tbh. See: any playoff moment from his post-Celtics days (and probably before then, I'm just more aware of the recent occurrences). Dude is that old guy who's seen it all and gives no shits anymore.",can confirm +"It literally clones the whole game to patch any amount of data. I've made a few complaint threads about this issue already. It's across the whole Total War stable from Empire onwards. If you're on an SSD where space is tight, you always need to have ~25GB free to make sure you can patch the game. If you're on a traditional HDD, like OP, you need to wait a long time because of all of the reading and writing the slow drive has to do. A lot of other big games like GTA V and Fallout 4 don't have this issue. I agree it needs to be fixed. Especially when you consider CA's plans for Warhammer which will eventually expand the grand campaign map massively.","But as long as it saves them 15% on their bandwidth bill, amirite?" +"No, I'm disabled I literally don't have the ability to move my legs enough to run.",Have you tried really hard though +PETA: Are Meat-Eaters More Likely To Be Racists?,"excuse me while i use my white privilege to pay the same price everyone does for a steak at the store and cook it on my white privilege stove and marinate it in my racist salt and oppressed pepper and Worcestershire sauce and cook it medium privilege, with a side of racist mushrooms sauteed in a red wine privilege reduction sauce, oh and i'll use that racist math that my white privileged brain has and count out how many white racist crescent rolls im gonna have at my KKK Hitler steak dinner" +I will absolutely try to be there! I have to. It's important for us all to have a representative!,You'll be doing God's work. +"I'm worried about how Bungie will handle Raid weapons in Rise of Iron. Raid Weapons. The name should make you drool, it should bring back memories of your first run through Vault of Glass, being one of the lucky Guardians who dropped a Vision of Confluence or Praedyth's Revenge, and praying for a Fatebringer to drop during hardmode runs. Raid Weapons used to be true endgame weapons, they were pinnacles of their archetypes, workhorse weapons, with Elemental burns to boot. Even Crota had good Raid weapons, though most were not on the same level as Fatebringer and Vision, Swordbreaker had great utility and Blackhammer was hilariously broken. Then we come to Kings Fall, which went to the effort of crafting individual, unique models for every weapon, yet the weapons themselves were found lacking. Middling at best, mediocre at worst, the Yasmin and Terminus are the most commonly used simply because the Cocoon perk synergises so well with them, out of the other weapons the Smite of Merain is the only one to stand out due to it's ability to roll Firefly, another major flaw, random perks should never have been considered for endgame gear. Raid weapons used to be set in stone, balanced to be endgame weapons without being blatantly overpowered, if you dropped one, you knew it would be useful (unless it was the auto rifle), the only question was *if* you would drop one. When it comes to Kings Fall most of the weapons became Infusion fodder, between the mediocre selection and the single random perk, running the Raid wasn't nearly as rewarding an experience as it was in Year 1. Rise of Iron is a big what if right now, will they fix PvE Shotguns? Will they buff Handcannons to be more reliable, Auto Rifles to compete with Pulse Rifles? Will SRL be expanded properly? What, if any tweaks will be made to Kings Fall and Prison of Elders? Will little Timmy be saved from the well!? We don't know. But the biggest what if for me, is if Raid Weapons will be done justice, it was such a shame to have these beautiful works of art be tossed to the side for Vendor rolls within the week, I sincerely hope Bungie does not make the same mistake twice.",What about the massive amount of players who don't play the raid because they don't have people online they play with? +"A personality. One is great, 2 or more and things get confusing for everyone else.",Usually it's better to have two +Screw this gendered shit. I'm getting a crossbow too.,"nah don't get a cross bow, take too long to reload, get a sling and throw rocks at people really fast." +Why people continue to think that PC Gaming is expensive...,Its cheaper than buying brand new in NZ +Deleted Tinder from my phone without deactivating my account. Found this gem when I finally logged back in.,"It's only been 2 months, don't let this catch get away!" +its actually OSU! NOt OSU GODT why ? YU HAVE 2WO TRIGGER ME! ! !!!!!!!,I'm sory sir here is a gun you can now eggsecute me if it helps u +"5'8 here, this shit sucks too, wish I was 5'10...",Im 510 if i was 512 i would be soooo happy +Singapore's conservative approach to drugs. Similar to what duterte is proposing?,And I'm sure the fact that their entire country is a lot smaller than a single city in those other countries has nothing to do with it +"Yeah I did see how he played against IMT... the week before Northern Arena when they 2-0'd them in Pro League, he did great.",Online. +Never heard of it.,It's a dialect spoken by the freeest people in the world +Comrade Merkel continues the destruction that her eastern bloc training prepared her for.,"plot twist, it's actually a grand scheme to let terrorists launch attacks on the commies from within the EU." +The Emperor was fighting a war against himself for control over a galaxy he already had control of.,Because analogies made in a fictional universe translate perfectly into reality. +"Nae, yer thinkin' of t' Irish.",Pfft he said *white* and Catholic. +Thanks! She seems calmer. I agree with the moon part. It is not some magical vodoo satan juju. We know why it happens. Speaking about that. Next year will be a solar eclipse. Let's see what sort of crazy that brings.,"Well duh, the scientists who predict them obviously work for Satan." +"Pinochet did nothing wrong. He never mass murdered anybody but even if he did it was a coincidence they were all his political opponents and besides, it would have been awesome if he did",State sanctioned bestiality torture is a myth! +What rules has your cat set in your household?,No cats allowed. +Feminists are delusional and think its ok for things to be fake as long as they bring up the issue.. its ok to lie about being raped because it gets people talking about how bad rape is. It doesn't matter if an innocent man has his life destroyed as long as its for the greater good,It is not homophobic to say someone looks gay... That was a response to someone saying that the kid in the picture would enjoy getting raped in prison because he looks gay... It's totally not homophobic though because that guy said so +What's this? A normal looking alien? Definitely not NMS,What are normal looking aliens? +About time!!,"What a dog shit celebration, GLB getting shafted again....smh" +Sources: CBA will extend seven years,Alright lets wrap this shit up so we can talk about expansion to Seattle/Vegas/Vancity! +Disney to Scan Fingers of 3 Year Olds to Prevent Fraud,Those lil' grifters....... +The Air Force Denied Our Request For The List of Crowdsourced Names For Their New B-21 Bomber,Joker +Unpopular opinion but You could try not breaking any laws down there. That's a great way to avoid all that stuff.,But it's my right to transport drugs and consume them at a music festival! +It's still his problem as well. Now.he has to go solo or.find someone else to go.with. he doesn't have a problem if he has someone to go with.,I'm sure he paid $70 just to have *anybody* go with him. +"I believe you are agreeing with me. I believe the distinction between marriage as a religious institution and a legal contract should be made more blatant - marriage under control of the Church and away for government, civil unions as the secular solution.",Because separate but equal has never caused any problems in the past. +White privilege is the privilege of being unemployed due to the acceptable racism that is quotas.,That's just a right wing conspiracy no such thing exists. +"yeah, it's pretty friggin lame to have something this difficult to figure out not reward anything. It'd be like the 6th chest finally being discovered in VoG, only to find out it only contains spirit bloom",But opening it affected the exotic chest.. +What if he's drunk?,Consensual! +The opposite is more true,Here's ur +Same here. I'm hoping it's a location or timezone thing and not a select Preview users thing.,PS exclusive? +Mid Air Collision over KCTJ,I feel like this is a huge reason to look through the window opposite of the runway right before you turn final. +we rotated your rotors 360 degrees,I thought they rotated with the wheels +Media dismisses military brass backing Trump,I mean didn't they give him a purple heart for his service? +There are 3 now. Jane Doe: Alleged Trump & Epstein victim Tiffany Doe: Claims to have organized victims for Epstein Joan Doe: Was a confidant of Jane Doe after events occurred,Oh shit was it a whole family? +List of my finished projects: 1.,Your project was creating a number? +Florida and Eastern Washington will play in 2020,Theres no way Florida could lose to an FCS school......^^^again +Kevin Conroy sweeps Mark Hamill off his feet at FanExpo,Bruce Timm at it again +"Super Mario Run coming to iOS first, Android later",Mario endless runner... Nintendo sure is bringing the fire and upstaging all these mobile devs. +Coach Pete Carroll confirmed Thomas Rawls (ankle) will be on a snap count Week 1 against the Dolphins.,But...but Rawls is supposed to be the steal of the draft and put up top 10 numbers for the rest of eternity. +Seth Jones has to spend the next five seasons playing for Tortorella in Columbus. Maybe he decided not to argue with his coach?,"Holy shit, the oppression!" +Amen,"No, that's drum and bass." +Even Alex Trebek knows.,60 FPS is the maximum framerate the human can see. +Or a phone that has a 3.5 port...,Or he could step into 2016 with wireless headphones and controller +"Drip. Drip. Drip. Drip. Drip. Even though the national media thinks they can ignore Trump because he won't win, they can't ignore a major personality bribing local government officials.",but he was a businessman! +"Honestly, if you say anything along the lines of They want my cock inside them all the time and have lots of orgasms, you've never put your cock inside of anyone",my boyfriend says I give him lots of orgasms all the time... a-are you telling me he is a liar? +Don't know how much clearer he can be.,"So... she's guilty, right?" +Why is this plains tile 1 food 2 hammers?,"Its got Horses, but you are too dumb to know that." +I live in the South and I will readily admit that we have earned a lot of our stereotypes. But mother/daughter marriage? Really?,"Yeah, they're not even hot so it's disgusting." +"Thomas Foss and I really wanted to make mimic versions of all the clickables we could and then periodically cycle them in each update. So that once the players had figured out how to reliably identify and avoid them, they'd evolve and disguise themselves as something else. I even mocked up a mimic lockbox...",settle down satan +you know lotion can be used for other things than masturbating right?,Go on... +Does the moon come through the hole where Mercer can somehow sneak off with a whole vault full of valuables that were sitting in plain sight of a whole room full of people?,Even getting the vault door open without them noticing should have been impossible. +Need advice for first AR-15,Invest your money in something that will actually benefit you. +"She's a republican, but she's leaning toward you What the fuck kinda statement is this?",Oh but she is undecided! +"Free-to-start is actually the phrase they use for all of their first-party f2p games on 3DS, and those are all full gameplay experiences with no sleazy endless microtransactions.",Pokemon Shuffle was very good until the most recent stages where you forcelly need to spend coins to get an S rank. +You know what would be even less weird? Learning about a subject before you say you know it.,Expect that is not normal didn't you know everyone is an expert on everything they talk about? +"How important is mastering LINQ? I love C# collections and LINQ. I peruse articles and books on those topics all the time and play around with them in LINQPad or VS. I've an internship at a .NET shop coming up. After years of learning the theoretical and academic side of Computer Science, this'll be my first practical real world experience. From a career perspective, how important is understanding collections and mastering LINQ? I'm likely going to dive deep into it because I really enjoy this topic but if there are other more important things to focus on then it's helpful to know.",I use linq frequently and optimize away later if needed +Stormtrooper alert!,The windows aren't tinted. +Not to mention that fact that he cares more about his personal convictions than his public image.,Yeah but that only matters if you have the right personal convictions. +Cowsep - Patch 6.20 - Undocumented Master Yi Nerfs,"Fuck me... As a Jungler Main who mostly main champs that require little to no mechanics, this is gonna fuck me up for sure in one of my Yi games lmao." +Yeah It's a hilarious comedy short and more people needs to watch this. Its basically a 2 cour show if put it together (4-5min per episode with total of 85 episodes),Thanks for posting the disc threads almost daily! +"Sandor Clegane greater significance? Just realized this when browsing the wikia earlier. Don't know if it's been brought up before on here or if it has been addressed in the show or the books (haven't read them); but, the liquid Wildfire supposedly burns so hot that water can't put it out, right? The only thing able to put it out is sand. It's maybe just coincidence but Sandor is afraid of fire and Wildfire can only be put out by sand. It seems that Wildfire is a choice weapon of the Lannisters. Maybe Sandor will have a bigger role later on? Could he be the sand that eventually puts out the Lannister wildfire?",That explains the importance of the sand snakes +Reminder that the iPhone dock on the apple website has a 3.5mm port on the back Title.,But I want to keep circle jerking on the Apple hate wagon. +I am so confused by the message in this one. Is grandma saying that rap causes intercity violence because the ghosts are coming out of boom boxes? How will banning the Democratic Party get rid of boom box violence ghosts? WHAT RACIST RANT ARE YOU TRYING TO DELIVER GAM GAM?!,I think the message grandma is trying to get across is I don't like black people but it's a little hard to say for sure because she's being so subtle +So here's what Jesse McCartney AKA Nightwing has been up to.,wait that last shot with the rock i think this was filmed on my collage campus +Can people stop caring about money for once and just appreciate technology moving forward.,Yes because wireless devices were just made today. +"ECM is cool, it's just cancer in small gang and solo play because it's a fucking broken force multiplier in those cases.",Thank god that they reduced the AT numbers from 12 to 10 so that ECM wouldn't be hugely overpowered in such an enclosed environment. +And then she never played again :(,"Because girls are too delicate to play baseball, duh, didn't you read?" +"Breaking a pane of glass doesn't compromise the structural integrity of the building though. An overloaded USB port that isn't protected could fry the whole board, not just the port.","Furthermore, using a usb port is a daily every day activity, throwing heavy solid objects through glass panes is not." +[I can see half of the most beautiful woman in this universe](#amaze),We can turn Emilia over then. +BF4: call of duty with some cars I guess,CoD 16: battlefield without cars I guess +George Brandis not aware of donation to LNP from solicitor he promoted to Appeals Tribunal.,I am sure checking his diary will show he never met or knew of Theo. +Where do all the people who can now get life-saving treatment and medication fit in your analogy?,Fuck them cause I have to pay an extra 100 a month +Which one is it then lol? If you could upload the clock bit as well that would be super useful :D,"You're giving 2 options, ofcourse your only answer will be yes" +"Since we're on the subject, uhh maybe Se? Fe? I dunno",ENFJs are super rapey +"This was the only major issue that Sanders and I disagreed on. It still bugs me, but at least now I can just not vote at all and not feel bad about it.",Congratulations on being better than the impure sheeple who vote for Hillary +Are you calling in James Cameron to do what James Cameron does because James Cameron is James Cameron? Because you could probably get your county's body-search guy to take the dip for way less.,"Psst, I think you missed the" +Interplay is selling its videogame IPs and assets,Does this mean no Fallout Online? +"Why, did he fail a physical with the Pirates already?","Hey now, failed physicals are OUR thing." +Slap.,"Not recommended, but sometimes desperate times call for desperate measures." +Found something interesting I don't think anyone has found yet,"Not related to zombies, get ready for the banhammer chef" +Best pvp ships?,"Ones that abuse temporal meta, of course." +"Yeah. I was super pro-Rubio, but am going to hold my nose and vote Trump. I swear it's not a race thing. I can't stand Clinton, and resent the idea that we could, as a nation of 350 million people go Bush-Clinton-Bush-Obama-Clinton. It makes us look like a banana republic (and not the good kind with great deals on khakis).","Just curious, I honestly couldn't remember if it was you or u/ureallyshouldtrustme" +Quite simply outplayed,Such a good shoulder peek +"Haha, I really want to call it The Patisserie now, but that's another long awkward work to say. How about Bakery?",Yea I think whatever is distinctive and starts off being referred to by this reddit has a decent chance of spreading so go for it can I vote for the large building with the field fenced in near it on volk side to be called the brothel +"Good job protecting the wicket by the batsman. Bowler really gave him a tough bowl, but he stuck with it and sent it off nicely.",better laugh about this than cry. +Where's that 'punch a kid in the face' guy when you need him?,Bring back hanging I say! +Yep same here. It's just that the MacBook Air and the MacBook Pro are so much more practical than most laptops...,You forgot your sarcasm tag.... +"OBS Noob here. How can I add the overlay to the stream? Tried everything, nothing changes.","OBS Classic or xSplit, still trying to get it to work tho." +"I don't personally remember that rule, but hey, it's better than Iris suggestions so I'll take it.",Wouldn't it be cool if an ancient let us jump to our HZE at the start of an Ascension and work backwards to 1? +What the iPhone 7 actually is.,no its just a phone +"GDT: Team Czech Republic vs Team Russia How is there no GDT yet, 5 minutes till game time!",I feel dirty rooting for commies +It's not a phase mom,"This is the real me, YOU DONT UNDERSTAND" +except for the campaign team. And the MCC team.,There is no MCC team +"She is right to rip Trump over not wanting to get into a war with Russia. When we elect her I expect her to immediately break into warhawk clinton mode and just turn the middle east into a continuous, stirred up frenzy, and to get them to help us take down Russia. That is right, let's get into a conflict with Russia, then we can pull in China. WWIII!!!! I can't wait for her to continue Obama's 8 years of war!! GO RODHAM GO!!!","Yeah, what was Obama thinking invading Iraq like that?" +"It's not natural, she said as she took a bite out of a large apple that came from a grafted tree. Nature knows what's best. She continued not to die of exposure thanks to her coat. Look at how dogs instinctively know how to love. She pet her shih tzu. Later that evening we had corn for dinner while she explained how humanity shouldn't play god.",At least it wasn't GMO corn +Nice reference! I like how many levels there are to it.,All one of them? +It's a rock... People have been destroying nature since the beginning of time. There are alot more significant things to rage about. People are just looking for a reason to get offended.,I guess I'll just knock over million year sculptures because hey it's just a fucking rock right? +"They're homeless, not an animal. And they were right there in case something did happen.",Don't you understand if someone's homeless they ARE going to murder you? +Cuz they are brave and everybody loves them,When did Joss Whedon take over the show? +RAs tell UMass students Harambe jokes are an 'attack' on African Americans,"Remember, everyone: vote democrat if you want to stop racism!" +"Not at all. Because I'm a database admin by profession and a social science nerd by education, I can't ride my touring bike or go backcountry backpacking, nor can I watch an MLS game with my friends over a pint. It's mutually exclusive, you see. What asshattery.",you obviously need to read more since your euphoric levels are low from all that beer and cycling +Lauren Bush Lauren backs Clinton,This is one of those instances when you should be able to edit a title. +I bet that feature will be a jack 3.5 in every phone.,Ohh Id buy a phone with a 3.5 jack.. Can't wait +Steveo_1986,When are you doing this me and a friend wouldn't mind helping out. +"Bears will announce captains later, but Dowell Loggains let slip that Jay Cutler is one of them #breaking",but he isnt a leader? +I wish there was a class limit on snipers. It isnt fun when you cant walk in the mostly open map because theres 6 snipers. However tanks do take care of them nicely.,"If it helps, almost every decent BF3 and BF4 server on PC has a sniper limit." +"That's not how this works, and no more parties with co-workers for us.",You and Tony can be Eskimo brothers. +"Looks like ThyssenKrupp, so pretty much",Krupp hasn't been the same ever since they stopped making cannons! +Sometimes the old ways are best...,I think a lot of fandroids are happy that their phone are the ones left with 3.5mm jack... I'm pretty sure they're not gonna copy Apple... +Blood knights really do earn their name.,"damn, how are you so good at micromanaging shock cavalry?" +"Humans have destroyed a tenth of Earth's wilderness in 25 years, study shows",Fucking millenials +Old HS nice guy messaged me like crazy today. Had to post this here,Wow what a gentleman... +Woke up to this beauty this morning.,Tell me about it... I fell and dislocated my shoulder last night +Anyone wanna take Broncos for 20k?,Xb1? +"It's not a GreenText, but here's a D&D story dump from Imgur",\#10 was the best. +"Yes, spoilers don't make me like something less. And i really want to know now.","[You lose your ship at beginning of KotFE, and the present in Chapter IX is he finds it and returns it to you... that's it lol]" +DJ Bean: Whitesides out as S&C coach. Transitioning to community program B Fit,Maybe our first round picks won't fail their conditioning tests this time +Unfortunately no new wallpapers. Pretty strange.,Clearly Apple is loosing their way. +Found a big Allen wrench in my lab,BREAKING NEWS: Big Alien found in a lab in the United States. +Perfectly normal average heart rate.,meh i mean if you're burning 4000 calories in an hour I wouldn't be surprised if your heart has gotten lost in the folds somewhere +42 Keys Full Fade Shadow Daggers,love the example xD +Thoughts on first half?,panthers are telling the NFL that they want to feast on some defenses this year... +Oh I'm glad you have it all figured out then. Maybe you should get in touch with the detectives and let them know you've cracked the case.,"I'm not saying that's what happened, I was just saying how I felt after reading that article." +"Being at the point where you won't accept any *5 anymore Back when G5 was yet to come, it was pretty much a common sentiment to rejoice at any Rainbows appearing, even if a bunch of Genji Shield jump out solely to troll you. Now after I reserved several useful *5 relics and STILL lacking in some pivotal buffs/Medicas for RS building and CMs, I found myself starting to be more nitpicky and dissatisfied than ever, after a Relic Draw. Like, to test the power of G5, I casually pulled on P2 today. Not so casually, in fact, for I did have strong hope on getting the two great IV heals, a Runic, or even Dagger's BSB. These were the ones I can't watch them pass by. And I ended up with Ramza and Tyro BSB (with some anonymous XIV Shared SB rod that I didn't know it even existed). Some months ago, I would have literally danced around the room and all the way to the outside, but instead I felt salty. Yes, salty. Normally this wouldn't happen, after *several* rainbow balls appearing in one x11. I would always accept if that happens (funny, I haven't owned any Genji parts in my FFRK life.). This is indeed strange, but for me it looks like a bad draw. I was looking at the result not as I gained something awesome! but instead This Relic could be replaced with this, this, etc. I can't use this because I already have that, that, etc. Even though I know that pessimism is never helpful, I was falling straight for it. After all, I left with none of the desired items, I'm sure of it. But even though Ramza BSB is questionable, Tyro's actually *very useful* for me, and I still think that this draw is ruined. This is not the first time I felt subtle after a good draw, but they were resolved in some way (finding them useful later on, etc). Now I just see the hole instead of the donut as if that's what I've been always doing. Frankly, I don't know since when I turned this way. Possibly from the advent of CM, where I would almost force myself to use 5-man synergy team to get this going. Or just my need for filling in the relic holes is growing and I'm getting more impatient (coz in the past, I didn't have much resources whatsoever, so I wasn't paranoid at all for clearing something). But either way, I'm afraid that someday I won't even really enjoy this game, while I started FFRK solely to enjoy almost everything in it (gacha is a part of it, though I hate to admit). All right, feel free to say something like get over it, pussy. You're still luckier than 50+% of people in this sub since it's kinda true that I'm closer to the lucky side and I'm not really the one who should be complaining. But I assume that everyone will have their own salt and sorrows, and I just want to share mine, so don't see this post as stealth brag or sth (yes, I agree that two Bursts in one draw is still blast for most of us). I'd be happy with any other incoming criticisms. If this continues, though, I seriously think that putting down FFRK entirely is one way to deal with it. (And in fact, given that there are *always* draws that are fancier than mine, what's bragging even worthy for? It doesn't help at all in proving I'm a better player than someone few doors away or sth.)",So you pulled on a banner where 2 of top 3 head lining items were duds for you and yet you're not quite sure why you're disappointed in your pull. +r/the_donald is gonna be pissed that they're not getting paid in cold hard rubles.,"I'm pretty convinced it's like half Russians, a quarter preteens who think it's funny to support the meme candidate and love being on the inside of a joke, and a quarter actual Trump supporters who also like being on the inside" +We're You're not til not happy,Reel Big Fish fans... +"I was in the high 30s at the time. It was a strange matchmaking, the teams had equal average SR.","be happy, you only waited 1minute for a Q pop" +"If anyone can figure out how to min max journalism, it's Arumba.",This story really reminds me of the insurance business. +"Super interesting. Imagine if there were homo erectus, neanderthals and these little guys all alive today, working together, riding the bus together, intetmarrying despite the objections of their grandparents. It would be like the Lord of the Rings.","uh, you mean midgets, europeans and asians?" +"I got through 5 minutes early and she tried to get me to call back. I kept asking her things to keep her on the line. THEN it took 12 minutes to complete the order, so I'm not surprised to hear it. She had to read me a huge disclaimer thing... Longest 12 minutes of my day... SO, I can't say what I'd do, but I'd hang in there another 15 minutes or so at least.",this is exactly what happened to me... except she took so long to read the disclaimers that the systems had crashed by the time she pressed place order +Repost repost Repost repost,I took this picture. +Sarcasm,It's America's fault +Trump is a great candidate and will do more to gut the system and stop corruption than Sanders would have in his wildest dreams.,You do a very subtle job for a novelty account. +"Did KS Inspire you to do anything? I played KatawaShoujo the summer before my freshman year in high school and i have to say it inspired me to try alot of things (except anal) I think all the routes are beautiful in their own way but Emi's really spoke to me, heck because of her route i joined Cross Country and began running i felt like hey i wanna be like Emi. I think cross country helped me to be more open with joining clubs and all so i joined theatre which was the reason i met my best friend and also created a crap ton of happy memories. Now four years later i am a freshman in college who still runs, who is also starting a theatre club at my school. So because of nostalgia i decided to replay KS im currently half way into emi's and i realized that if it wasnt for this game i wouldnt have ever gotten into running nor theatre. So sorry about the rambling but my question is, Did KS inspire you to do anything with your life?",I played Emi's route and got inspired to lose 100 pounds. +Do you want to get the subreddit banned? Because posting personal information is how you get the subreddit banned. Reddit doesn't play with that shit.,You need to learn to infer +"I find it ironic how wikileaks was a great tool when they just dug up dirt on candidates the left hates, start attacking anything on the left it's suddenly a whacky conspiracy site. I don't know why I didn't expect this to happen, the dems are the party who thinks if their candidate does it then they're only doing it for the good of the country so its perfectly fine!","If it makes you feel better, I've always thought Assange was a chode." +"He's making Paulie look pretty good right about now, eh?",nah this is definitely the worst and meanest season EVER +Has America not realized by now that every time you give cops MILITARY HARDWARE they just abuse it?,But police are next to Jesus and can do no wrong! +A unique take from Gary,Forever the twitter banter king +"it's not, it literally does the same thing utorrent does (or any other torrent client for that matter). him saying it's more private or secure is just plain stupid. your ISP will pick up torrent traffic if there is any, it's up to them whether they warn you or leave you alone. some throttle your bandwidth, some disconnect you. personally I suggest going with a VPN and a seedbox in a different country.",I should have added a +"What has Sherman done to be called a thug?. He has no criminal record, he has a degree from one of the greatest universities. He does a lot of charity work in the community. The only thing i can think of, is his skin color and his hair",you say that like his skin color and hair aren't enough.... +I used to do this with glue and glitter like 20 years ago when I was 9. Big woop. :B,yeah im sure your 9 year old version of this was this high of quality and detail too +"God, I hope they are fined tens of thousands of euros for this and are crippled with debt for a long time.",Fuck it let's just sell them to slavery. +culturally incompatible. Merkel is going to get crushed in the berlin election next month.,Surely the refugees who failed to get asylum will return home like she said they should +YumCha's No More Tea Bags aerosol spray tea could replace your morning cup of brew and make kettles and teapots' days numbered,"Oh how I have longed for a spray version of tea that takes five minutes to brew, there's no way this won't catch on" +Please don't call 911 for something you can't confirm is an emergency. You are the reason paramedics end up committing suicide from high call volumes and punishing work shifts.,"Yeah, because you can go up to a violent situation and ask if everything is alright" +"Total wars tend to suck up a lot of teenage combatants. Just look at all the American kids who jumped into WWII, and they didn't even face a serious threat on their own soil.","Yea totally, pearl harbor shouldn't even count." +"There's more space for the battery, stereo speakers and a vibrating home button.",and optical image stabilization on the camera +What is the worst physical pain you have ever experienced?,Probably either spinal tap or catheter. +"That's how this reads, man: I do not understand why Superman, who had wondered his whole life about where he comes from and why he is this way, would be upset when forced to kill the last remaining member of his species with his bare hands; a man who knew Kal's family directly and could have taught him about Kryptonian history and culture in detail. It just doesn't make any sense. Also, why do people get married???","None of what you said was presented, or even implied, on screen." +"To be fair, our hate for him started long before that.","Well yeah, this game of golf was like yesterday." +"Somebody keeps dumping sheets of metal in our driveway I know this sounds really bizarre, but bear with me here. We live in a small subdivision in Nova Scotia, and almost every morning for the past few days we have found a large, single sheet of metal lying at the exit of our driveway. I'm 15 and living with my mom in a house that we own. We do not share our driveway with anyone but there are 2 other houses with driveways exiting into our cul-de-sac. Our hosue has a very long driveway that goes over a small hill so the exit of our driveway is not visible from our windows. At first we just moved the sheets to the side, so we didn't have to drive over them, but whenever we did that a new sheet would materialize overnight. The day before yesterday one of neighbors complained about the random stack of metal on our property line, so we had to ask a friend to help us move it into the shed behind the house. This night another sheet appeared. My mother is extremely weirded out by this and it's an inconvenience because they're heavy and it's easy to cut yourself on them. We can't think of a reason why anybody would be doing this and it must be costing somebody a fortune as we now have 7 sheets of metal out of nowhere. We asked both our neighbors and they don't know anything. We don't even know if we can get in trouble by putting up the metal for sale on kijiji but we don't want it cluttering up our yard or shed. And yes, the sheets of metal keep appearing within our property line. We tried leaving a car with a dashcam set to detect motion aimed at our driveway, but it was too dark for it to record anything. Weirdly enough we can't hear when it happens either. We considered calling the police but this seems like such a weird thing to call about. Do you guys have any ideas what's going on? Why would anybody be doing that? Are we allowed to just get rid of or sell the sheets of metal?",Maybe its a prank so someone could say that they had sheet on your property. +No. Nobody remembers that. We're all here because giant squids are no big deal.,Your dropped your +10 years ago today Chicharito scored his first goal against Necaxa,Typical Hernandez goal. +"LIVE Stream: Donald Trump Holds Rally in Des Moines, IA 9/13/16",I wonder what new insane thing he will say today. +Fear-mongering is what got them this mess.,"If it weren't for fearmongering, Trump would still be a B-level Reality TV star that only a few people were familiar with." +"I dunno. Most Toyotas that have them, hide it behind the glovebox. No tools needed on my '14 Matrix","If BMW could figure out how, they would require a dealer visit to check the air pressure in the tires..." +Stefan Molyneux pretends to be an attractive young woman in the comments of his own hour-long review of Frozen. Forgets to log out of his Google+ account.,And 89 of his subscribers still upvoted him lol +A couple is 2. Period. Anyone that says otherwise is an uncultured savage.,Some really oppressive monogamist thoughts here. +One gif explains why the Panthers defense is so good w/ average-or-worse WR group,Every good defense needs at least average WR group :P +"*DEA is aware of 15 kratom related deaths between 2014 and 2016.* Are they really? Please, someone with more insight into the kratom epidemic enlighten me to the risk of overdose, or whatever claim they're making.","To make it worse the deaths are only kratom related, most the people had other drugs in their system." +"Not only that, but non-conventional militaries don't freaking suffocate you with 100 lbs of gear. They are more liberal with you not wearing heavy plate carriers with front, back and side sapi plates. From my experience from dealing with FET(female engagement teams) teams in Afghanistan the single most thing they struggled with was carrying their weight and keeping pace with us grunts.","But, the gear is ultralight!" +Honestly you could make a case for roxxxy and alaska being in the bottom 2,God forbid alsaka be in the bottom 9 +Cool sorry bro.,We all know the real story is that Mexico is sending their rapists. +It has always had a beta version for devs. Isn't a new thing.,"yeah, but now is played, lol Source 2 confirmed" +Gotta caulk around those screws. That's the difference between a professional and an amateur.,And it's not like caulk would have been way more than enough to hold that thing on at 80mph and be fairly easy to remove without damage. +Anyone that says fam.... shut the fuck up. This needs to stop now fam. Fucking fuckers,You're very passionate about this. +"She doesn't screw the caps onto bottles, she just places them on the top, resulting in many spills. GAAAAAAHHHHH.",Have you tried explaining how they work? +You have to declare that you own your pictures in a post,You forgot the +If you have to pick one Jewish value to disregard make it this one.,"Yeah if you're going to have your soul cut off from the Jewish nation, might as well be for a quickie?" +Can I watch you guys?,There's plenty of gay porn on the internet. +Do power levels affect speed? Also when characters remove weighted clothing do there power levels increase or are they just more mobile?,Ask Berter who is the fastest in the universe. +"I suggest you call Bose... there is likely a way to do a reset. Or if you have a Bose store handy, take them in. Mine have never done anything like that. The power button is unnecessarily hard to press, IMO. I kind of need to use a fingernail.",It really sucks. +"Over 100,000 People Want Jon Stewart to Host a Presidential Debate",Because that's going to be fair and unbiased. +At least she realized it was a silly question! Everyone has those moments.,"oh yeah, I wasn't angry or anything, just really amused :-)" +Did all about me posters. Kindergarten boy drew a very detailed self portrait. Penis included.,You had me at penis. +What big companies or franchises have the most ethical business practices?,Nestle +"You're forgetting that liberals don't count as real Americans, so it's not unpatriotic to bash them.",The real Americans are sovereign citizens like Bundy's. +(But it is completely unnecessary and sounds awkward.),I've edited it ;( +I was joking.,Didn't see that +Tricky situation involving a promo code,"Maybe you delete the review, return it, don't review for seller again, but different product in a few months?" +Perfect example of why this move is good for everyone. We're going to see a huge wireless market boost in terms of quality and options because of all the new people looking for them.,yayyyyy less options for everyone! +Overeem's body,It's just the lighting... +That's... brilliant.,A friend of mine set the SSID of his Wifi to virus so people wouldn't try to log on to it :-) +It's not a fucking war zone over here. Maybe come and find out sometime rather than assume the entire US is like Aleppo.,What's Aleppo? +If you read the article she said she liked being compared to Angelina Jolie because of her social work and care towards people not her looks.,Yea I'm sure that's why. +"Well even their mousepad, which doesn't move, is wireless. So I think they want to remove all cables.","Then we can wirelessly charge the desk, it comes built in to the new Apple carpet." +Why does no gun give grimoire points except for Zen Meteor? (question),PS4 exclusive +"We did it, Reddit!",this was totally not made up by OP +Full...what?,OH YAS OH YAS +"Out of all the really surprising high scorers, which ones do we think will have sustained scoring throughout the season? A few receivers that I saw that stood out were: - Will Fuller 19.2 - Willie Snead 27.7 - Qunicy Enunwa 14.9 - Sanu 18.5 Then at RB - Theo Riddick 25.3 - Ameer Abdullah 20.5 QB - Carson Wentz 19.2 - Matt Ryan 24.4 - Alex Smith 28.0 *Values in PPR My question is really who out of players like this that may be available on waivers, or in trades, should we be targeting? We've seen many years where players have a brilliant week 1 and that's the end of their production, so what players do you think will still hold value weeks down the line?","Fuller, Riddick and Wentz get my vote." +I hope they're smarter than they look.,"Well, they'll look white and delightsome, so yeah, halo effect." +"i find it very easy to get 500 pts, even when i start alittle late",thanks for the help +"Auction house. If I remember correctly, it was either during collecting credits from my successful auction or getting my car back from failed auction.",I don't have XBL and I never had a problem doing that... You should contact their support. +"If I had a dollar for every time someone said this generation sucks, I would probably have enough money to buy a house in the economy that their generation ruined.",stop asking for hand outs you spoiled brat +What mess?,Tesla's rocket blew up +just ban it outright....,"You xenophobic, isolationalist racist!" +PS4 Pro {2016.09.08} Official Game Discussion Thread *** ### PS4 Pro *** Share your thoughts/likes/dislikes/indifference below.,Is the PS4 Pro the PS4 Neo or is the Neo something else altogether that's still not announced +Hey you know if someone punches you in the stomach they actually go away,Didn't Hudini fall for that one? +We created a Twitter account for the subreddit. It tweets out the hottest posts.,"What, no Facebook page?" +"In Toronto you do well getting a two bedroom condo and renting out. Plenty of single family income earners who will pay $1700 a month for a location near the skydome. Client demographic is accounting female 60k big sports fan and not desireable to me because deep down she adheres to traditional norms like marriage and children But an easy and ideal tennant. In Miami you can buy a two bedroom bungalow and turn it into 4 bedrooms. Renting to Nicaraguenze is best as they are like philipino people in humility. They pay $500 per room and usually have family. Stick around for 5 years. Taxes are great in Miami for home buying. I think that in light of corrections being way over due in North America if you belong to a higher tax break owning and renting homes to people with a mean income of $75k per year pays for itself in spite of equity values being tied to interest rates. Pick a city nobody has a choice but to work in like Toronto or Atlanta or Miami. Buy a 300k luxury condo and rent it to accountants, nicaraguense or articling law students. These subset of people are great. Accountants bean count already. Articling law students earn $70k or more and have begun their high income adventure after years of slumming it and those lovable nicaraguense. They fear god. They fear going out of favor with you as you become their god when you unclog their toilets their kids jam toys into. The nicaraguan women are like white women except their deference to traditional values makes it a positive experience. Less skipping out on rent and less tedious small talk.",Lmao I pay 1700 for a two bedroom in north york not even on the subway line in a 40 year old building you're full of shit +Making a comment about someone being obsessed while they are commenting on your teams obsession. Obseption.,"no bad, no bad" +El lamentable juego online que consiste en diferenciar entre peruanos y bolivianos,Lamentable porque es imposible se ganar. +"TIL in the 1970s after Boeing fired 63,000 employees in Seattle alone, someone put up this billboard: Will the last person leaving Seattle - Turn out the lights.","Good thing Seattle has learned from that, and won't allow itself to be overrun by a single industry again." +Youre right playing late at shows totally = untrustworthy piece of shit,"Only half of his shows though, at least he's not late to all of them!" +"The Donald sub is a Hate group, and that is their safe space to spew their hatred for women and people of color. Then they come here and cry and say their feelings are hurt because they got called out on it publicly.","Too PC to admit whites are superior, Sad!" +The 2 Genius Choices.,Two turtle doves +I think it's time someone explained some medical science to you.,Who needs science when you have religion? +"Do you think it's best for older men to be pursued by younger men instead of pursuing them? To be honest, yes. Being older, I cringe whenever I see guys my age flirt or trying to seduce younger guys, it's so degrading. I only pursue guys my age or slightly younger (my limit is a 5 year difference) but if the younger guy is pursuing me, then that's different. What is your view?",It's only creepy if they're ugly. +Go to an airshow - they do it for HOURS. It's awesome.,Haha thanks captain! +Photojournalist struggles to decide how to make attendance at Hillary event look bigger,This picture with no context is all the proof you need. +when all you want is bank placeholders :(,We just need more MTX to help fund the game so we can get these updates. +Is there a reason why this needs to be on it's on in the Settings app?,I think Aeroplane Mode should be removed since I rarely fly. +"On the contrary. Facts are facts. How we use then could be offensive. In this particular case (weight), it`t not offensive to say that she weight 250, nor to say that she is overweight, thous are objective facts. Saying that she is ugly because of her weight is subjective and yes, in my opinion offensive.","Sarcasm buddy, sorry for no" +Also if there is no sin in heaven he'd have to explain 'fallen' angles like 'Satan'.,Happened while they were on vacation. +Emma Watson,I wish she was still being photographed on the regular so we can stop recycling the same old shit. +I can't even,I +"If you don't hit the gym, aren't big, or don't have a protein shake in your hand you're a bitch mentality.",Its.. true though +The kind of shit I see on my Facebook wall as an ex Christian really makes me scratch my head,Seems perfectly normal to me +Anytime somebody tries to forfeit I go on game chat and I call them a string of obscenities for being a pussy,Great way to encourage your team +Looks like she knew him before.,Does last night count? +"Unfortunately some departments do shove medics into fires, that I can say with out a doubt I am against. I am pro cross-training but I am not for forced cross-training of EMS persons only wishing to do EMS. Now that may come as kinda contradictory to my original post, but I am still on the fence of firefighters being required to cross train because as had been said they are used as a first line medical response and most of the 911 calls are medical in nature. And as for the budgeting part....Well that is deferentially very valid point that I had not thought of. I'm not big on budgets and that crap so I can't and won't get too far into this, but (even though FDs will hate this) I think the budget can be re worked to accommodate separate fire and EMS departments, no idea how hard that would be, but yeah.... Unfortunately the sad reality, even though its a major pipe dream.... is a national system is needed for all of Fire and EMS....but that would never happen.","Please, make an argument for why having medics be firefighters is bad but having firefighters be medics is fine." +Sidney Crosby and Jake Muzzin are scratched for Team Canada tonight,This way Canada will have an excuse when they lose again ;) +"There are 5 teams that Russell Wilson has yet to beat. (Excluding the Seahawks) That number can drop 4 with a win tomorrow. Russell has yet to beat the Chiefs, Chargers, Bengals, Colts, and Dolphins. Edit. Drop to 4.",Luck better than Wilson confirmed +"There are four other responses, all different. Yours sounds believe able though, and I'm too lazy to check. Thanks dawg","Just looked at the TSA website, this is actually the correct one." +Uhhh Bears aren't native to Chicago or the Midwest in general,There are plenty of bears near Wrigleyville.. +They've already confirmed that Cho is NOT Kog's dad. They said Kog's father would be bigger than the rift.,"Terror coming...Daddy coming... **Cho'Gath, The Terror of the Void** Yeah, they are always on line with the things they say and do." +Mark Cuban predicts a Stock Market crash if Trump wins the White House,Yes because WSB hasn't been echo chambering this for months already. +I know someone who'd probably sit on that.,Oh you know me! +Goku Black Super Saiyan 4 Rose,Black is Baby confirmed. +"Whatever you think of Trump or Clintons politics, characterizing another sides voters as deplorable or irredeemable is not a way to get even the people who agree with you to like you.",I'm sure Hillary supporters are going to all go vote Trump now that she's called out the alt-right element of Trump supporters for what they are. +Fer is back,Showtime is over boyz! +TIL that cricket games can last for five days,The correct way to play the game (get this ODI crap out of my face). +Israel bombed iraq plants in 1981. No one ever remembers that for some reason.,I for one would love to live in the parallel universe where Saddam Hussein had acquired nuclear warheads. +Once we know that we are,for better or for worse... +Backup your Note 7 before you take it back.,"Wait a minute, back up your phone, I would never of ever thought of that, why would anyone ever do that, sounds super stupid" +My suggestion on what to stock up on. Short but quick. People are really not using Infernal brimstone much and there really isnt any easy way to get it other than the world quests atm and lucky drops. When the new crafting patterns for BS come out and especially the BS mount that requires 10 of them among 10 felhide you can bet these two items are going to skyrocket id say over 5k each if not 10k each for a few weeks until people have their mounts Ive already cleared out the AH of both these items for a few days now Ive invested around 100k in buying both and have a nice stock pile for when the price jumps. If it does not at least I can craft this bs mount quickly and sell for massive profit.,Are the mounts time gated or so? +Abandoned? Nay. **THIS IS PROOF THAT THERE IS A GOD**,checkmate atheists +F/25/5'6 Ten years lifestyle change,Such an awesome job! +Might want to see a doctor about that.,"Whew, my boner was activated" +Hmm I guess I should stop my strategy of only superliking people.,"Well, according to my one data point, it doesn't matter too much either which way, but seems unnecessary and slow if you only get a certain # of superlikes a day" +Beware the Wintertoad!,Icefrog pls +Druid PSA: Using your 'teleport to the dreamway' spell while in the dreamgrove will take you back to wherever you cast it originally.,its funny when i found out about relatively the same thing about death knights more than halfway through wotlk.. when i played one as my second character lol +"If the story of your life was written right now, what would the summary read like on the back cover?",Reasonably intelligent child with mental health issues fails to recognize his potential in his education and spends his time post-graduation working at a factory being underpaid and failing to challenge himself with hopes of a better future as a result of an eventual college degree unless he crumbles under the weight of half a million dollars in debt +I'd honestly be totally cool/hyped for twist/merge like that lol,"While I wouldn't want a 'merge' per se, I would really enjoy having a lightsaber hilt on display in my cabin" +"Vocalists that you want to see appear on future Monstercat songs I want to know what you guys think, and preferably vocalists who have been featured on like 1 or 2 songs. Some of my favorites are: Michelle Buzz, MYLK, MYZICA, and Ameria. (There are so many more but I want to see who you guys think perfected a song).","EDEN, EZ" +Sorry but the falsly accused are an extreme minority. So you want a 5 star vacation for murderers and child rapists?,But murderers and rapists were just abused as children and only need hugs and they will rehabilitate. +Scarlet Monestary and the Ash Bringer question If you bring the corrupted ashbringer to scarlet Monestary the mobs go green and don't attack you. That is from years ago. Has anyone brought the ashbringer artifact to scarlet Monestary to see if the event had changed any or if the event even happens still?,Thanks everyone for the info +I don't think so. Your advice has nothing to do with OP question,Sure. +"TIL that after 9/11, The Queen broke ancient protocol and ordered the Royal Guards to play the national anthem of the USA, Star Spangled Banner, in memory of the victims and in support of the Americans trapped in the UK due to airport closures.",You were saving this one for a rainy day +"Wow dude, this place is great",Changed you mind about Sylvan? +"Well, we can just agree to disagree. I feel that showing respect to your friends is following through independently. Were it a greater amount of money I would definitely be questioning it, but I don't loan anything I'm not prepared to lose. I'm not going to sit around and hate him for it, that's just silly, but it does effect my personal image of his ability to be responsible in that aspect and the offer won't be extended again.",Very mature +I notice a correlation between smash 4 players and irrational rage / controller throwing kappa,It's because they're all children +"Dear Reddit, how many of you begin to type responses to a thread, only to delete everything you said and move on? Why?",I have really good ideas for comments and replies but I can't word things as well as the rest of you. +Except she's not a normal man and should stop trying.,"Boy, good thing you brought up this viewpoint, which we would otherwise have never considered!" +"chill cop, i didn't know you trained with ufc champions everyday.",Oops guess I was wrong. +Its just a AC charger - not a battery pack.,facepalm.jpg +Own the change: building economic democracy one worker owned co-op at a time,Because capitalism is fine when the workers are the ones running things! +"Great, they accept Dr Pepper!",And McDonalds' cards. +It should be 9/10 then 9/11,Maybe OP is European +No twelve minute intro of the dog talking about inane bullshit before showing the instructional? Doesn't that break YouTube rules?,Take my upvote you ________. +Passengers terrified on easyJet flight as deported migrant screams 'death is coming' 17 times,"Gee, I wonder why Britain would deport such an upstanding noble person." +Video of Passed Out Hillary Being Put Into Van Surfaces,"Seriously though, her health is fine." +Game Day: Week 1 - Cincinnati Bengals vs New York Jets #####NFL Kickoff - Week 1 #####Cincinnati Bengals Vs New York Jets,We should have traded back into the first to grab Aguayo +Sneijder is going into wine business,Alkol haram +5 guys is way too expensive.,"When you realize your burgers are made on the spot and you get a bag full of fresh cajon fries, it justifies the price imo." +"Trump: I would like to extend my best wishes to all, even the haters and losers, on this special date, September 11th.",God damn..what a classy individual. +"I just witnessed yesterday during the Philly Naked Bike Ride at least 4 people take head injuries from a group crash of about 10. Everyone that was wearing a helmet got up and kept riding, 3 of the 4 that weren't had to leave with EMS. I have no idea why people don't wear helmets...",Because they don't prevent concussions +Hillary Clinton fainting at the 9/11 memorial,Man with all the fainting and having to constantly hold onto railings for stability I'd say she is definitely healthy enough to serve as President. +It weighed 75 pounds in real life.,She also had lead blocks in her vest. +I made a mii-mii,what about Uplay that's almost as used as Steam +What makes you offended more than others?,Mine is grammar +"Why are we still talking about Ray Farmer? He's gone, let it go. Let's look at the 14 rookies we drafted this year",Ray Farmer didn't draft these 14 new rookies so they do not matter. +You could have shot it from a different angel,Or a different devil... +"Well he was educated at the Eton of the EU so it's his area of indoctrination, I would say.","Because anyone who wants to learn about European politics from a European institution is clearly being indoctrinated, only UK institutions give a real education!" +"What a surprise, this has been blown entirely out of proportion. Overheating can happen for many reasons, dehydration prime among them. Meatloaf had a similar incident recently, and he's considerably younger. Soldiers faint in the sun occasionally. I don't like Clinton much, but this is not an uncommon occurrence for a human being.",Youtube clinton seizure disorder if you care +What's the best drum and bass artist in your opinion? Up for discussion. Non monstercat and monstercat,WRLD +What's with the Super Mario and Friends stuff?,That Faecebook fetish was deeply disturbing. +"Pack it up, it's just dehydration folks! Letter from Hillary's doctor","Yeah, I always lose control over my lower limbs when I have pneumonia." +Dx12 or dx11? I get constant 60+ fps with my 390x at max with dx12,"12, latest Nvidia drivers" +What is your favorite snack that you believe the average person would find disgusting?,Cigarette butts and paper. +"Day 7: Have still failed to come up with new pseud. Am also going to be heartbroken if Team North America loses tonight. They're so much fun and I'm not ready to lose them! Obvs I am seriously against bench shortening on principle and would like Larkin to play, but I'm not holding the kids responsible for their coach. I wanna see more!",CzechingOutGoalies? +FurryWatch,"Is the black one supposed to be a dinosaur with red hair, a crocodile guy, or another wolf but with a weirder head?" +"I think we discussed this last year, but is it Frick, Ferk, Freck? The Chicago announcers keep calling him Ferk, so i dunno if I should be getting annoyed or not.",Fak. +R,E +OMG HIM CHOOSING NOT TO GO OUT OF BOUNDS WAS ONE OF THE WORST DECISIONS I HAVE EVER SEEN A PLAYER MAKE WHAT WERE YOU THINKING,Gota get those fantasy stats bro. +"Something about this is so wrong. I understand I may get a bit of hate for this but if you drive like an asshole, you're an asshole, regardless of whether you've served or not.","Why are you such an anti-veteran, anti-American asshole?" +Yes. Is joke.,You need to add a +"A nearly 70 year old should definitely be in bed and resting with Pneumonia, not out in public. Either she's fucking reckless with her health, or something's fishy.","Yea just take a day off running for president, skip a 9/11 memorial event and hope that your political rival Donald Trump will let it slide..." +"I'm sure someone more educated on the matter like u/The_Chieftain_WG can chime in, but realize that there are more important aspects of tank design than just having armor that isn't flat. Sloping armor can drastically influence crew layout, fighting compartment space, engine compartment space, etc, and I would think that tank designers would mold these aspects to fit the requirements first and adapt the hull shape and armor layout to match them, rather than the other way around. Also, tanks like the KV-85 and maybe even the IS were based off of the early KV tanks, which relied more on raw thickness of armor than sloping for protection. Also keep in mind that the mainstay of the Soviet armored forces were not heavy tanks such as the KV or IS tanks, but the T-34 and its variants (most notably the T-34-85), and masses of tank destroyers. You can see the continued trend of sloped armor in the further developments of the T-34; the T-44, T-54, and on. But I'm no historian, just an enthusiast. Once again paging u/The_Chieftain_WG.",lets also not forget ease of construction - is it easier to weld a box together or a flying saucer. +TLDR PLS,socks +We're in the Upside Down now,I call dibs on being Hopper. +"I love people are commenting about the looks but not about how this girl ruined this Man's life with false accusation. Its sad when women abuse this power for false claims such as rape, fatherhood, abuses.",They aren't attractive so it's okay to make fun of them and not sympathise with the guy +By rigging the system. By being the most well connected political family in the United States besides the Bushes.,She only rigged a primary +"Minarchist considering ancapism I'm very ancap leaning. The only thing that's been holding me back is the idea of private police, courts, etc. How would two different sets of laws compete? Who would be under who's jurisdiction? If someone broke a law that's enforced by one organization but not another, what would happen? Convince me that polycentric law is better than a very small government court system.",Has it been six months already? +"For those curious, the final score was 0-2.","Something something, should have dropped Rooney" +"No, it's because they work better when stolen.",They have that yummy stolen aftertaste as well +Not amazing but kind of proud of this spray transfer / ace,"Ya, not amazing" +Why would I be okay with this? Am I the only one who thinks this is super sketchy?,"OMG You're being such an insensitive bitch, don't you know that nice guys never stalk/kill/rape/maim women in public duh" +No the apk will act as an update if you already have the game,"Cheers, that was the case =)" +Artillery... Almost historically accurate.,He was probably aiming for that T71 +SECOND AUDIO REEL FOUND!!!!,Use the Hell's Retriever to retrieve it +Balloon BB. What happens when I'm in a call with people and blender open.,i hate everybody who helped make this +Happiness: OFF,-330 happiness with Freedom means your doing Freedom wrong +I want to crowdfund a fundraiser for a friend of mine who is terminally ill.,How will a Reddit post help with that? +Roblox stop supporting Mac OS 10 so get a PC,Thanks for the help. +Leaked Ash Buff,The buff everyone wanted for the underrated ash +LUXURY,GAY +"You're doing it wrong son. See how women display their cleavage? They don't just whip out the entire titty, no sir, they only show the tops of their sweet baps. Enough to entice but not enough to go to jail over indecent exposure. You need to incorporate a similar strategy with your balls. Just let 'em out enough so people see them dipping out of your zipper. Tease them a little, try sprinkling them with a spot of manly glitter or tying a decorative string around them, and you'll be sure to be the hit at your next get together!",Just don't tie them into a man bun. +"Oh man, I'm dying over the last one. That goes into the mental hall of fame for lack of understanding of basic anatomy along side the give yourself a beef broth enema so the baby can drink it story.",I guess that generation was just too far superior for us to understand +"It's a hike from GR, but Vander Mill in Spring Lake has awesome donuts and hard cider. Their regular cider is decent too, but if you make the trip I recommend a sampler of hard ciders to go with donuts.",There's a Vander Mill in GR now too +"Expeditions/Masterpieces should be in their own separate packs. They can cost whatever WotC things should be appropriate (probably like $9.99 msrp) so that they will still be worth something but they won't mess up limited or the price of standard. Also, to keep them special each masterpiece pack will hold one card, and have a 7/8th chance to be a foil rules card.",You dropped this: +Anything Darrelle Revis,Darrelle Revis is DONE if he doesn't move to safety +It's 65k in EU...but I'm not intending to pay for my sub with ingame gold.,"Wow, wonder what makes the price such a steep difference." +"great idea, terrible execution. Probably SOOC jpeg.",Really isn't that terrible. +Yeah but that doesn't mean there wouldn't be packs of starving feral dogs. To eat the dog you'd need the energy to catch it.,"There's a scene in a famous children's book set during the famine where a pack of feral dogs try to eat the main characters, three recently orphaned children trying to make their way to their grand aunt." +"What do you expect? These bitter miserable sexist pseudo feminist right wingers to not be homophobic assholes, while reinforcing the gender stereotypes they say they're against? These people are literally the argument that MRAs use against feminism. Worthless bitter hateful scum that they are.",And yet an MRA's ridiculous strawman's idea of a feminist would *still* make a better feminist and human being than TERFs are... +oh man just think of how many people must've regretted leaving,Are chief fans the new heat fans +Too bad this Utah County mom failed to absorb any learning during her time in school.,"...despite her insistence, she failed to learn while living abroad as well" +"Given what the typical right wing racist is like, I'd bet she could kick your ass pretty easily.","I'm sure the unconscious 70 year old will be kicking lots of ass, guy." +Fiji water? Norwegian glacial melt water? Free range iceberg water? What?,"At that price definitely Voss, but think of the fancy glass water bottle it is being served in" +How can you not love Matt Stafford,we totally need to draft a young guy to replace him because he's obviously not good enough to be an NFL qb +This guy gets it,guess it should be illegal to hang ur countrys flag in ur lands +Six-year old boy gets burned when a Samsung Galaxy Note 7 explodes in his hand,"Apple kills 3.5mm, Samsung kills kids" +Are you telling that they are in fact not robo-lizard-illuminati people with the agenda of screwing over a tabletop war-game and creating super salty forum posts?,"But they are people scared of losing their shirts when metal prices skyrocket and force them to reconsider their previous principles of balancing for the sake of the game, rather than for the sake of model profitability." +"yeah, wtf. she looks like shit!",That's sexist! +Those are moonrocks you dumb fuck,Now that's the kind of positivity we want to see... +Spark at nacht,Probably a graphical glitch +Only the FUCKING survive,"Well, I'm dead then" +Traditionally dressed Muslim woman set on fire in NYC,He was just trying to liberate her from her oppressive culture. +Neil Degrasse-Tyson for another.,Ok that's two +"I would say $300-$500. People who stick with the HD 600 or 650 should be content with their purchase. Though I find the TH-X00 to be excellent headphones as well if you enjoy the sound signature. In the end, I still don't regret my purchase of the Chord Mojo + Ether C. My friends/family members are pretty hard to impress. This combo was the only one that impressed them. The most common impression was that it feels like the artist is singing right in front of me.. the song sounds like what it should sound like in the studio but I digress",So... how long till you sell the Mojo and the Ether? +"I'm on the third floor, but what scares me the most is that this building is located on an artificial pier, so I'll probably fall into the water. Not sure if I'll make it to dry land in time either.",So that's where those unidentified washed-up corpses come from. +Someone forgot to tell these girls that the trick to neutralizing hot foods is fat. They need a glass of half n half or something.,B-but it would ruin my perfect figure and I would need to spend 3 hours in the gym to get rid of it! +OC hajime fanart do not steal,Slowcord trying to cash in on that ez karma SMH +BC Liberal MLA Pat Pimm charged with assaulting wife,I'm completely shocked +i did exacly the same for 85 fm a week ago aswell... RIP 7m for me 2,damn Wintertodt devaluing all the new exiting FM content.. How am I supposed to have fun burning different coloured logs when I know everyone else can burn them as well +That Is So Unfair,lol why are Detroit Muslims gasping... I'm probably missing some really crucial peace of information. +The guy on this box of beer looks like a cleaned up Rickety Cricket,Ron Howard X Joel McHale +"It goes both ways, I guess",And that's exactly some of the radical left shit being spewed! +What's something everyone just accepts as normal that's actually completely fucked up when you think about it?,The Pledge of Allegiance +Goose Island IPA tastes bitter as hell to me 6-8 years ago. Now it tastes only slightly bitter to me.,But didn't you realize that's because ABI ruined everything Goose Island makes? +I threw a lil arnie out of the map while jumping from the pad and it made a REALLY weird sound? Is it normal?,It's an *audio* glitch... +Op forgot. Drunk,"Damn free karma, where do I sign up." +Wanted to check the spec requirements for Forza on the xbox site.. tnx MS,"Yeah because all you need for gaming is the xbox, hur dur." +Same answer... you can't moan about people doing the exact same thing you're doing. Next time post a picture with you as a frontline or whatever :p,hold up lemee get on adobe photoshop real quick.... +Reminder than every Xbox early development kit was in fact just a PC running the Xbox OS,Xfdsdd?##:74$&5 +Where do you slot Donaldson tomorrow?,"Bench him, he's not good enough" +If only they can put back features they removed like assigning a CB to cover a receiver no matter where he lines up. Or man coverage plays designed to double team a specific receiver. Or the fair play rule that doesn't allow going for it every fourth down.,But then where would new features come from? +Not quite a table,But not quite a chair. +"Listen, we round up all the color-blind people and put them in camps... Oh man, I almost wrote colored people. Almost made that sentence terrible.","Yeah, it's people of colour now" +"How many adults do you think would wear that ring. I think it'd be weird to see it. If it appears, hopefully it does, it should be just a normal ring.",*hides my pokewalker and digivice* +"Donald Trump, Pepe the frog, and white supremacists: an explainer",I'm sure the mods aren't gonna censor any more posts or comments. +Mike Perry will fight against Danny Roberts at UFC 204,I can't wait for Alex Nicholson to call Danny Roberts (who is black) a racial epithet. +"I was exposed to roughtly 6,500 hours of church teachings/doctrine over the course of my life. However, my testimony was undone in less than 20 hours or so researching church history issues after having read a few disturbing historical tidbits (polyandry) and then the CES letter. Newsflash to Church HQ and TBMs - If 6,500 mind numbing hours of indoctrination couldn't take care of a day's worth of reading then you are on some pretty shaky ground in terms of truth. I came by that math by figuring - 3 (hours of church) x 52 (weeks of the year) x 27 (years of my life since the age of 5) = 4212 5 (hours of seminary a week) x 40 (took out summer weeks) x 4 (years of seminary) = 800 2 (hours of institute a week) x 40 x 4 (years of college) = 320 12 (hours of companion study and district/zone lessons a week) x 52 x 2 (years of mission) = 1248 4212+800+320+1248=6580 hours Notice that I'm being pretty conservative with numbers. I didn't include my personal scripture/doctrinal study time, longer GC weekends, devotionals, firesides, zone conferences, or the fact that you are pretty much taking in indoctrination all of your waking hours during the mission.",All of this is telling me you didn't do enough studying. +I think it must be hard when you're that age to get even eyeliner. My mom is almost 60 and the skin on and around her eyelids are drooping --she's been wearing eyeliner for over 30 years but it's getting harder to get it even.,"In my opinion, brushing on a deep eyeshadow is so much easier and faster." +"If you come from an area thick with minorities and poor, you will start noticing the police acting a bit violently at times","Which is unreasonable, because the areas thick with minorities and poor are the most peaceful and welcoming places in our society" +"Risk it all, I mean what fun is playing safe right?",Starting a profitable business is easy. +"They could have achieved any of those by slightly thickening the phone. Additionally, removal of the jack does nothing for waterproofing, iirc one of the Galaxies is rated as *more* water-resistant than the iPhone 7 and it still has a jack.",Same as the Xperia phones. +Who's the big bad enemy that exists solely so that all the other factions can be good guys in comparison? Activision?,Five year's time... Trump's second term! +Origins.,Origins ofcourse that map was a masterpiece +Fuck,"Yeah, how dare you talk about a Star Wars movie that came out a year ago in a thread about the Force?" +What exactly makes it inappropriate? You afraid a kid might get a boner by seeing an adult woman?,Should just hire fucking ugly bitches so the kids can focus on their work +"Not here, however i can throw a ball straight as an arrow and get the curvebal bonus",Are you sure your throws aren't curving downward at all? +"Lol, feminists are feminists. You a guy right? xD","Yes, regrettably, i have a penis." +Why exactly is Scar Squad hated?,Because they've been fucking scarred for life +How to properly escalate a situation quickly,And people want a woman for president. +"Tab targetting - Is it me or is it getting worse? The title, pretty much. I've never had trouble that much with tab targetting before but since Legion it seems so awful. I'm considering recording when I play now just to highlight some of those tab spamming moments when the game literally targets everything except the enemy right in front of me.",The tanks in my dungeons really love it when I pull bonus mobs from packs we haven't aggro'd yet because I'm trying to DoT all the targets in front of me with tab targetting. +"Conspiracy? Check. Police hate? Check. Massive assumptions? Check. That you think we, as people, need cops that risk other people's lives is absurd. He was fired for endangering himself and two other coworkers - not for not wantonly shooting someone. This thread is a goldmine","Yeah, obviously cops should kill people instead of risking lives." +And a good person.,and a facebook stalker +It's just kind of not a huge revelation. Like at all. Like sophomore English-level analysis.,It's literally sophomoric. +New Vs series announced on PS4!,Awwww yea! +"Yup, I'm more worried about a bitch who received millions from Saudis.",Saudis gave her millions to increase opportunities for girls and women so they can achieve full participation in all aspects of life. +Which deck is that? :),"M Gardevoir-EX psy/fairy and the regular Fairy /Garbodor/Zebstrika to counter a lot of Meta decks like M Mewtwo,Greninja BREAK, M Ray and Giratina-EX" +"I know you are joking but actually humans did experience a genetic bottleneck between 50,000 and 100,000 years ago. We went from a wide genetic diversity to a worldwide population of a couple thousand.","If you look at some people, you'd almost think we're still feeling the effects of this bottleneck" +"Huh, what's that? A bullet from destroyer/hybrid can easily destroy annihilator's bullet.",Logic! +Why didn't your mom swallow you?,Never heard that one before +"A new restaurant has opened called Karma Cafe. There are no menus, you only get served what you deserve. What do you get?","A big plate of my favorite foods, only to discover it's thinly layered on top, just covering plain old rice." +DID U NO DAT,"Shit, we all just got got" +Another Concept for a Fan Game.,How about le fuk no my man +Except it's actually more like Nutella. Source: am norwegian and did a google.,Omg what a fuckin SHITTY name for a cat +"I was bugging the shit out of the girl I was dating (it was sort of our thing, generally funny) and a coworker we hadn't seen in awhile asked awww are y'all seeing each other? Simultaneous yes from me and no from her.",Did you ever recover? +"front squats kill my arm and shoulder, you might want to look into crossing your arms while working on your mobility and then with time go to the original grip","Also, catch your cleans from there and shoulder press from that position" +"Putting a real scare into children. I have neighbors that have children who have taken an interest in throwing gravel and sticks at my two dogs in my backyard. Being a new resident to the community, just 10 months, we have been trying to keep our dogs quiet as they do bark from time to time. The kids think this is great and try to get them worked up by throwing things and making faces at them and taunting the dogs. I want revenge. Non-violent, effective revenge. Clearly this nonsense needs to stop. The parents don't seem to be around and are oblivious to what's going on. Revenge can't be anything threatening. I do not want police or bylaw or angry parents knocking on my door. Nor do I want the kids to know it's me. I want it to be completely random and literally scare the kids from ever thinking about coming near our fence again! I'm thinking since Halloween is coming up, it'll be getting darker earlier, and a scary AF mask dressed in black to chase them but this may entice them as well. I was a kid and I STILL remember clearly the times I got the shit scared out of me! I want this to stay with them as they grow and never forget!! Just curious what I can do to out a stop to this, or your stories on your similar experiences. Thanks in advance!",Just video them being abusive to your dogs and call the police. +"Lumia 950 is already sold out in MS Store Germany, support doesn't know if it is coming back",why would something that's dead come back? +"Death Machine!? So I was MrRoflWaffles stream and when he picked up the Death Machine as Richtofen, Richtofen said 'This feels heavier than the last time I used it' could this be to push a pressure plate down or something else? this could be nothing but anythings possible and is worth a try!",Surely an audio glitch +Someone fainted at the Obama rally. It's almost as if people faint sometimes...,It's clearly Hillary's fault +Skins fan here. Does Jeff Fisher save all his tricks and schemes for you guys?,Jeff Fisher playing the long con and used a completely different playbook against SF. +PSA: Don't waste your preparation twitch drone on trying to kill enemies. Instead take out cameras and weaken their defenses.,But mah assists +that looks like Naples,Florida? +First Blood - Stallone's Best Film?,"But it doesn't praise the Taliban, how can this be considered the best?" +It makes sense that a government should forgive it's citizens from trying to undercut relations with it's allies but exposing the fact we're spying on them?,its* +"She hits hard for a girl, is all I'm saying.","Hah, you fucked a man, GAYYYYYY!" +Hillary could have leprosy and Obama would say she is fit to serve as president.,"What are you saying, that Clinton is falling apart?" +Huge tennis fan here in addition to motorsports. Don't even get me started.,But you have Wii Sports! +"Cease-fire begins in war-torn Syria, but civilians and officials worry about violations","I don't know why, the 'moderate' rebels are surely honorable enough to stay true to their word." +Mega-thread for the best leveling tips and tricks! Find a new method of leveling fast? Does a strange tool get better xp then the one meant for the job? Post all your leveling tricks here!,Grind resources for hours until your driven to hard drinking +"99 seconds. Is that the amount of time it takes for you to finish, or for your girlfriend to fake an orgasm? Two insults!",That's the right amount of time I need to finish with your mom +Her nose sucks. It looks like it belongs on a dwarf.,Literally unfuckable +"In response to the incoming influx of Enabler (sorry, if anybody knows the source, could you link it in the comments?)",That last drawing is perfect hahah +"Because it's not inherently violent, and it was raised right.",I was raised right but that pig still looks pretty tasty +So I could make an ASS out of U and ME,Just you +"Info you didn't ask for. I avoid apostrophes, parenthesis and quote marks in blurbs. The right way to use them can be slightly different across the pond depending on the sentence, and I'm not putting anything in the blurb that might put someone off before they ever start.","Avoiding things like *I'm* or *it's* in a blurb seems like overkill, though." +So what did the Russians give to him?,Probably some poison and vaccines that cause massive pneumonia so he can get out of prison. +Dialer 5.1 - Anyone try?,Installed it but my app looks the same +Wow I'm a Michigander and have never seen a uniformed state cop act like this. He must be the 0.1% that slipped thru the cracks. What a piece of shit...,"Since bad cops are such a small percentage of all cops, I'm sure the good cops in his department will oust him immediately." +PARKING TICKETS ARE SLAVERY! Wake up Sheeple!!!!!!,"Yeah, the government has never done anything wrong!" +"Or maybe it was already like that and you just didn't notice it until you went over the car looking for something to complain about? If it has happened every time, why are you not taking pictures ahead of time? Look at it from our point of view. I've had customers accuse my shop of stealing the hubcaps from their 1994 Ford Ecoline and replacing them with other hubcaps. That's crazy paranoia.",because those hubcaps from 1994 Econolines are so valuable +"Very true! I never did claim my site used only official sauces, but fundamentally you are correct :) If you want bulletproof correct information: **Always rely on SpaceX and SpaceX only**.",Except when it's about the FH launch date. +"The mash mechanic is pretty bad, anyway. Might as well make it holding a button for all its significance, because that would probably function. Or Skill Checks to not lose meter faster, with Great ones autoattempting an escape (no penalty at the Struggle level).","But holding a button doesn't simulate a 'struggle', mashing space bar is a struggle irl." +Pauline Hanson's maiden speech: Has Australia been 'swamped by Asians'? - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation),Anyone old enough to remember who we were being swamped by before Asians? +"Your Favorite Looked Over Brands? Share your favorite brands (specify whether it's a bass, an amp, or a pedal/effect) that you feel doesn't get enough love because they are always being looked over for the big names(subjective). You love whatever product this brand makes, and want people to know they should check them out if they have a chance.",First Act instruments are extremely high quality +"LOL, way to go Brazil you just got fucked royally by the Gringos and their corporations.",Don't Brazilians know that the only true way to run a country is state-run companies led by the leader's cronies and bureaucrats. +Oversight Committee holds Clinton IT aide in contempt of Congress,I'm surprised this isn't bigger news (outside of reddit and the hill). +what? i don't see any similarities besides the fact that they're female,Yea that makes them practically the same person +5.9 quake strikes Colombia,Chances this is nuclear testing? +can i have an opinion about the movie Milk if I am not gay?,Or toast +I've heard he's pretty good,I fear this is the most helpful answer I'm going to get. +"Maybe the aliens are concerned about spreading disease. Then again; WE would be smart enough to find a way to make contact without spreading disease. Or it might be the next political debate. Conservatives would argue that interfering with alien life created by God was wrong, while strip-mining wherever possible and secretly harboring fear that the Greenies were going to come sleep with their daughters. Liberals would insist on ecological stewardship while building infrastructure on alien worlds to strengthen the galactic economy.",Completely unbiased perspective right here +"Seriously, so many misguided people. China-North Korean relations have deteriorated very quickly over the past decade.",That's what propaganda and bias does :/ no need for critical thinking and self research +"It was Tamra, but in last weeks blog Vicki said scrubs and hospital socks. Which is fine, I'm sure none of Meghan's clothes would fit her.",Unless Megan went maternity shopping early +He was wearing a helmet though,He was right. +Maia is a top fighter and one of the best bjj artists on earth. What is Carwin? Decent hands. Okay wrestling. He's trash. He's only liked cause he's posts on reddit. Dude is a scrub. I can't wait to see him get his old ass worked over in Bellator,"get your sandy vagina the fuck out of here, asshat" +Duhhh not to say lieing is a goid thing but youll watch it with her later ;),Of course. +"Overfilled oil question [2013 Kawasaki Ninja 300] I just got my first motorcycle this past weekend. One of the first things we did was change the oil. After looking at the forums and youtube, I believe we made a mistake. We filled the oil to the top of the oil window. After doing some reading, the engine should have 2.2-2.5 quarts of oil. Since we filled it to the top of the oil window, it took 3 quarts. Is this an issue, should I drain some out? Or will it be ok until the next oil change?",Just add 7 quarts (or until it's over flowing out of the bike) +You mean Darkblade's Snipe? Nice job. What rolls?,"hammer forged, rangefinder, shot package" +Also it makes leveling a newly released class easier. It's already daunting thinking about grinding all over again when they eventually release a dwarf class with the snowy mountain update ( still far off),"True, levelling to 55 is so god damn annoying." +Delay would have to be pretty long to prevent tusk techies since you have to walk out of the shards,You'll be stuck with tusk for the rest of the game though.. +Had this returned today,Whats wrong with it? +i love that too! it's probably because the boy i had my first kiss with tasted like an ash tray,I can rekindle that feeling for you ;) +Those text fixes were definitely priority one for every Pokemon Go player around launch this summer!,"I know right, if only they was major text fixes I might still be playing" +Any cool videos of Melbourne to help me pad out my ESL class tomorrow? I teach ESL overseas. Tomorrow is talking about your hometown day and I want some slick videos to pad out my class. Would love anything that captures Melbourne and doesn't rely too heavily on language... my students are pretty low level. Cheers,Romper stomper +"Appears to be insular, it supports keys, but not foreign keys.",inb4 it starts using Pepe the Frog as mascot soon +You honestly believe that? They aren't going anywhere.,sarcasm missed I suppose. +You got to be fucking kidding me I can mail fruit and vegetables now??? God damn I love the postal system,"They might look at you weirdly if they've never encountered it before, but the post office in Hawaii does it so often they had a special bin for them so they wouldn't dent other packages." +people who get lured deserve it also camping abyss doesnt mean he lures hes just pking,But if someone dies in the wilderness is luring because wilderness is dead content +Sandy Hook...,Everyone knows that didn't really happen! +"Ah yes, the player interaction experience... That is almost universally awful.",If this game didn't have all the hey want to buy X ok my ho t4t interactions it would obviously be a garbage game. +Twitter tries to get 'TrumpOrganization to trend' but it only has like 30 tweets in it,They have a very sofisticated algorithm you wouldn't understand +Japan Repeatedly Falsified Whaling Reports,shocking! +Down,"HL3 Teaser image released, steam network crashes due to massive load." +"No, iTunes, I'm pretty sure 1080p won't be a problem.","Um, 1080p =/= GTX 1080!" +If you haven't done a nightfall on the dreadnaught yet that's really sad. There's been tons of opportunities and I mean TONS there's no excuse,"But I just bought the game from target yesterday, how am I supposed to get the whole year 2 moments of triumph if hey don't change the nightfall for me and my specific situation." +30th anniversary,"Wow, i didn't know, that the GTX 1080 is 30 year old already." +eye contact is for the weak,Callin KG weak? +Abdullah's fumble at Indianapolis,Trade this worthless piece of shit +"Not saying he will, but he a chance there (and only there, and it's a tiny chance)",remember polls lie unless they agree with the message +Kevin Smith Begins Shooting his Second Episode of The Flash Today.,Episode 7 title confirmed to be Air Canada +"Murder in God's name 'satanic', pope says at mass for slain priest",Well that's just islamaphobic! +It's not unethical in the slightest for a business to monitor all data that goes through your network.,Your logic is not welcome here. +"Victor Cruz dared Josh Norman to cover Odell in Wk3. Especially if he calls himself ... the best corner in the league, then you have to cover the best receivers on the other team.","Oh great, I was hoping for more Norman-Beckham news." +CLICK-CLACK-CLICK-CLICK-CLACK-CLICK-CLICK-CLACK-CLACK-CLICK,Get browns nub +"No, iTunes, I'm pretty sure 1080p won't be a problem.",Didn't you hear a 1080 can only play videos at 1080 if you add the p at the end then you have to have a Titan X Pascal +"Yea, I switch between this and Division so I get the companies mixed up among other terminology. Oh, well that's a shame.",Yes... A shame you didn't stop playing The Division sooner like the rest of us. +Anyone else thinking that making the galaxies 10 times bigger was a mistake? You know. They became a bit too big for their own good. If they were smaller i think it would have been more enjoyable. I want to get near the center but it is a tedious journey. I make a few jumps but that is it. I cant go for hours or even use the black holes because i hate fixing my stuff all the time. At this rate i will reach the center is about a year i think :D,"Well, if you hate fixing your stuff, I wouldn't recommend going to the center." +Mostly for leverage. Same reason most MTB bars are wider than road drops. I can brake and shift from the drops or the hoods.,"Same here, though when things get a bit rough hands are going to be in the drops." +Once again showing that companies will exploit their workers to no end without unionization or labor laws.,But we're not their workers we're independent contractors +"Yeah, everyone forgets that a bunch for 21 year olds have little defensive skill",I am shocked +Hillary releases a new Doctor's note.,"But where is the doctor's statement that if she is elected she will, ...unequivocally be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency?" +Focus on the good teachings of Jesus and less on what Quentin had to say. There's lots of good material in the NT that would fill the time. You could branch off into other Jesus focused talks. No one will care if you stray far from the original talk.,I agree - I don't think anyone will notice or mind if you quietly ignore the talk and just teach from the NT. +How can you get a 2 year old to stay in their bed through the night?,Ductape is pretty useful +"Well, you don't see this every day",Straight up Zamtrios up in here. +The ring probably passed hands for ages. Lautrec himself was killed off by the Chosen Undead hundreds of years prior in DS1. Same with Shiva if we count the cut content featuring Chaos Blade. There's no reason why their armor/gear is back. None whatsoever other than Fanservice and LackofOriginalContent.,"I hear you on that lack of original content: I wish they'd actually bothered to replace every familar weapon and armour from the series with a different model and description instead of just taking the lazy route of producing 60+ hours of new environments, enemies and bosses..." +"See how long this post lasts, Bone 6 is in MOTD.","Guys, the bone is at bus route B, c'mon why would you believe OP?" +"Yeah, it really jumped up lately didnt it? Especially when its past 23% now for sure","yeah, it's almost like it has been consistently updating a little tiny bit at set intervals throughout the day... every day for awhile now." +That didn't make any sense to me. What am I missing?,Driver is gonna get out and kill skater kid for giving driver a heart attack +Gwenpool: Becoming M.O.D.O.K.,Fucking gender swapping pandering ruining comics. +Alter Ego is my favorite IPA.,Treehouse Brewery? +DAE think Drake is trash?,yes very much so +goddamn socialists,I remember the good old days when when everyone had to earn for themselves and unemployment was up 20% +The movie Snowden should be leaked online before it gets released in theaters.,This was NOT part of the marketing scheme at all! +6,9 +Honestly just about everything in America is really messed up. NASA and Tesla are about the only things I respect without major reservations.,lmao what an educated statement +Netherlands police planning to register names of Kurds sympathetic to PKK,Worked very well with people that are sympathetic to Daeshbags +"Everytime I see a story like this i feel a bit guilty . I am an American who came to Germany to work on my phd; have only been here a few months, but I have been so busy adjusting and doing research that I just haven't had the time to study German.","No problem, just make sure you don't watch any American channels and you're fine" +If I don't pre order then they might sell out on release.,You dropped your +De Lima ordered raids inside bilibid. Of course you won't bother reading news articles that would put de lima in a good light because you insist on having this belief that the Philippines is a hellhole that needs a strongman to magically raise it from the ashes.,Make Philippines Great Again! +want to swap torrentleech account,"i trade you my 4x hdbits + 1/2 waffles accounts for it, deal?" +A Night in Provi - or how TRI lost a Mach-Fleet,GF guys +Computer programming,Should have studied STEM +Anyone got a non twitter link? Videos never work on alien blue.,Ikr? +We Vibe makers may face class action suit.,I bet they are ~~trembling~~ vibrating in fear of this lawsuit +All the more reason then to put money into building up your athletics program.,Can't tell if +"Could this have anything to do with the fact that they abandoned true journalism a long time ago? Or is it the fact that they spoon feed people what they want to hear for the sake of ratings? Or could it because the media is controlled by the ultra wealthy, and anything that is deemed dangerous to them is immediately cut or censored?","Seeing as this has been reported by the media, I doubt any of it's true." +"He might of thought it was German, though Yiddish is very close to German.","Ah, that would have been totally OK then." +Well for starters he can't math.,Or spell :( +How did you learn about the birds and the bees?,trial and error +I mean how does he come to this conclusion? Idk where people get this notion that movies that make over 500 million in box office don't make money. I really hate that Variety and other trades ran those BVS box office round up articles because it has spread false information that people just use for the sake of using.,Don't you know that Suicide Squad had to hit $2 billion just to break even? +Quiz: What do you know about de_dust2?,got 10/10 +"From the New52? Well he did die. I remember he was around during Kuder's arc on Superboy but I can't remember if he came back to life. If he did he's probably where the rest of the YJ characters sans Tim are, Limbo.",As in Magik Limbo or the other one +Toyz stream,view bots obviously. +The worst thing about this post is that someone has been reading the express. Ew.,Good one +"She is attacking a cartoon frog and Milo yanopolis specifically who is gayer than Liberace and often brags about fucking black dudes. If liberals or uncommitted voters just suck in the news from CNN or other MSM outlets without much thought then maybe your statement is true. But if someone Google's what is the Alt-right and digs very deep, you begin to laugh. Not to mention, Hillary has yet to denounce her multiple statements about the KKK grand wizard Byrd that she calls a mentor. Not to mention denouncing the endorsement by the KKK along with a $20,000 donation for this campaign. Hillary Super Predictor Clinton has been bad for the black community since the 70's.","Oh well he brags about fucking black dudes, guess he can't be a racist." +Oculus 1.8 update adds Facebook integration,just what I always wanted! +"In What Ways Can A Card Shop Encourage Female Participation? obviously that treasure magic place fucked up. But I'm having trouble thinking of ways I'd encourage females to play magic and attend FNM. I would think that adding a cosplay competition to the first FNM of each month may spark the interest of more female players. forget the ladies night, what ways are appropriate to bring in more females for fnm?",Offer a ladies night. +"The 1% Who are your favorite players owned in 1% or fewer of leagues? A useful discussion for us deep-leaguers deciding on their last few bench spots. Mine: Kenjon Barner, Orleans Darkwa, Josh Ferguson. High upside RB handcuffs, fitting for my zero RB draft.",Megatron and Beastmode +Found this while doing something unrelated. Opinions requested.,What an interesting and thoughtful article. +"So edgy. Coming out of left field with that hardcore edge. Bro, go fuck yourself. I hope you or someone else never gets injured critically or killed by someone else and the person gets away with it. I'm sure you wouldn't like it if some edgy fuckhead with teenage humor gets on reddit and makes retard jokes about someone you actually care about. Something tells me you wouldn't say this if it was one of your friends or family members. Even if you would, that makes you a shitty person.","Its okay, I'm sure aluminum foil has NEVER done anything so stupid like getting out of a party bus at the wrong time." +You doing need an account,brb making @klitchell so he can't... +Who eats Fritos while they sleep?,Centaurs? +"Palestine is not a nation. His dad is from Haifa, which is in Israel, not Palestine.",Thanks for the information +I'd just like point out that the only example of domestic abuse against a man is met mostly with joke responses. Stay classy Reddit.,We're just screwing around +WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO MY ALMA MATER??? The UNH I knew would have spend that $1 Million on a HOCKEY scoreboard.,where do you think the other 2.9 million is going. +"Fucking cut it out, Bernie. Dammit.","Yeah, don't try to keep Trump out of office!" +Django Rheinhardt: Unchained,"Yes fuck cultural Marxist, but a Romani Composer is alright because he seems white" +i wonder how much money they have made in total,Like 5 +"Eh, in Japan women have actually become a slight majority of OP's readership. And although this reddit does indeed seem rather weighed towards the guys, it's far from the sum of the entire Western fanbase. Rest assured, there are LOTs of One Piece female fans who find the males attractive. Plus it isn't mutually exclusive, I'm sure plenty of men find the male characters attractive.","Can confirm, I'd pipe Ace down" +FIFA doesn't want Ronaldo catching up to Messi,You dropped this: +"$10,000 says the raid boss gives us the only method of killing him.",I hope the final boss is a bullet sponge you have to primary to death for over an hour. +"I got the Noctis 450 also, pretty nice case. Hope you enjoy your monster build!",I can play witcher 3 at ultra 60fps..... but cannot do it on modded MC........ Time to get that Titan XP... +"TIL The day before No Man's Sky was to be released, Sean Murray posted a link on the official No Man's Sky site to a Reddit post that detailed what the game would and wouldn't be and what to expect. That Reddit post was almost entirely inaccurate.",We should start a gofundme to have a though-guy ruff the guy up a bit. +It's almost flannel season,And don't even get me started on people who wear jeans but have never herded cattle. +"Invited to a grandniece's baptism. I got a text from a family member inviting me to the baptism of a grandniece. They were sending out invitations and were confirming addresses. (I haven't been around the church for a while, when did people start sending baptismal invitations, kind of like wedding invitations out?) The invitation said that grandniece has chosen to become a member of the church. The invitation also had a very cute picture with date and time. I thanked them for the kind invitation, but I have other obligations that day. Wished them well. (A 5 hour drive is difficult.) I didn't send this additional message, but I thought about it. I look forward to the opportunity to stand outside the temple while grandniece gets married in the future.",Well you are missing your chance to actually watch this one in person +Compared it to Origins... Origins was much better. But I do love the ending cutscene of Revelations!,You forgot the +As an American living in the UK I completely agree,Well you are kind of driving on the other side of the road. +TFW I see the medals needed for LR Android 17 & 18,Nice face. +"If a Woman Needs it, Should She be Spanked? perspectives from Brooklyn circa 1959",The past really was better than today +Americans often take their untouched nature for granted. But the national park system is truly America's best idea.,"Nah, bro, America's best idea is the 2nd Amendment!" +Yeah but it's kind of insulting to portray it as black and white. Also you did call her a moron.,Poor people are morons for not being rich. +I would hesitate to start Dez Gurley Sammy Watkins Devonta Freeman Russ Wilson But at the same time you have to have a pretty sure back up to start over these guys.,"Oh good thing I have Wilson, Gurley, and Freeman, along with Fleener for good measure." +"My guess is the grass one will become some kind of hedghog, the water thing will be some kind of duck/platypus, and the fire one looks like it might turn into a rabbit, but it could also be a hare.",Fire/Fighting Jackrabbit +Which they promptly use to turn around on their own citizens when they step out of line or hurt el-Sisi's feelings,"its ok for al sisi to do it , asll is fine as long he's not an islamist" +Egyptian state media claims 9/11 was carried out by West to justify war on terror,SHOCKING. +Sarcasm is so hard over the Internets :/,"Yes it is, use this at the end of your comment in the future to indicate sarcasm:" +"Fuck off, Putin.","Curses, my identity has been revealed!" +"They aren't broken, just abandoned. presumably either they weren't happy with the progress, the people in charge of the maps put them on hiatus, or maybe their intended released got shafted. who knows.",Too confusing for new players. +So 2 gay dudes meet in a church is it still wrong?,"Yes, unless one is a priest and the other is a child." +New meta,Did you win? +"Scumbag, upvote this so Scott Foval's picture is the #1 google result for scumbag.",SHAME.. So sad that this man came outta my state. +"Tim Kaine: When Moammar Gadhafi was set to visit the United Nations, and no one would let him stay in New York, Trump allowed Gadhafi to set up an elaborate tent at his Westchester County (New York) estate. | TRUE",But what about trump! +Finally was able to start ordering parts aaaand...,Hey you could give me your 1080 and then you can use the 1080 ti if you want :) +"Airmen from Elmendord AFB, Alaska intercept Russian aircraft","Man, I'm so glad I work heavies" +The net is a sanctuary for atheist kids wrapped in a religious community. It helps remove the feelings of isolation and despair.,I think you mean it's a sinners paradise where our youth are corrupted by the wicked energy-demons! +"Potential Alternative EE with wisp Hey everyone, first time posting on this thread but just a thought here. Since we just recently learned about the wisp being used to get the katana; has anyone tried using it on Sophia's body after the bones have been collected and been brought to a corpse form. It just seems strange to me that you need to shoot it twice. It could potentially be where the EE splits. If the regular wisp doesn't work maybe we need to power it up by sacrificing three players. I haven't seen anyone post this idea anywhere or seen any videos of anyone trying this but like I said just a thought. TLDR Try Using wisp on Sophia's body to start alternative EE",Wisp was found to be an easter egg to get takeos katana +"I disagree that it was barely a joke, I think the delivery was lost in translation. I can definitely see Conan or someone making a joke just like this and having it be a hit","Yes, Conan telling the fat chick that he would rather fuck her coworkers would go over really well." +"Don't get why this is downvoted, they take tests every quarter and he poped after hes been with the coumpany for what over a year. Ge been on ped's since he came back like half the roster and you only get caught and suspended when you've done something to piss the office of","It's downvoted because people disagree with it, which is the *correct* use of it." +"Can't blame him for getting them mixed up. Radio waves are a form of electromagnetic radiation so they travel the speed of light. Sound waves, however, travel a lot slower.","Well the radio waves have to carry the sound waves, which of course slows them down." +Guess what? PTSD isn't the same as ASPD. You're pretending you know shit about something you don't.,oh what were you making fun of a different kind of trigger sorry for so totally misreading the situation +Post-heatwave storm brings flash floods causing widespread disruption - BBC News,Guess it was the wrong kind of rain +"That's a sandpiper also from Pixar, so piss off",Why so friendly? +"Theory that needs testing, but could be a pro tip in the future (details in comments)",My name is Gary and I always catch my Pokemon! +"Chogall suuucks. He's so horribly undertuned even from day 1, but they've never fixed him.",Me and my 65% win rate agree: he needs buffs. +"Chunks, she never gives up","Hahah we created a dog so malformed it cant even jump, so adorable" +What if I told you that if we never went to war homeboy wouldn't be fucking paralyzed?,"He wouldn't be a hero, then, so he wouldn't matter" +"Well i mean if you're decent at the game, start building an 8/8 knight and throw on it deca ring, fairy plate ogmur and pixie&ass/acclaim. (I use ASS with ogmur because I love ancient stone sword too much to not use it lol) Remember, no point of having an event white when you don't use it. Have fun with it :]","Oh I KNOW how death comes with ogmur, oh shit, I didn't stun" +"Reminds me of that creepypasta about the German girl being given a note by a blind person, then thinking something was off and going to the police, and finding the note was a letter to the owners of a butchers saying this is the last supply I will send you today.",link plz? +It was the best due to all of the visual glitches of course,That one which makes it look like night was so bad. +TIL che vivevo nel migliore municipio di Roma,Borgheseeeeee! +They were! Remember that according to the Bible God can do anything and is not bound by his own rules. God declared them married for all eternity. I don't think he took out a marriage certificate.,So you're saying their marriage is not recognized by the government. +"That's true I forgot about that, for some reason I had Arsenal as the other team interested in him.",Im sure that Wenger didn't want Kante and won't tell the press in a few months time he tried to sign him and everyone else that plays well. +"The FAG part is better, since it doesn't stay chained to RTS (a poimtless restriction) and there isn't a large confusion with other genres. Also dota is a fag anyways.","Yes, but people would be less likely to instantly end a conversation if I use the word FARTS" +The Starter Edition is Back on uPlay,"Yay, more new people to shoot me at the start because I picked the only operator they have unlocked :)" +I didn't see a replay but when he got hit it looked like Tyrod was literally out cold for a good 3 seconds. Immediately passed protocol. 1 snap for Manuel. Throws a pick on his first pass,"Yeah, dude just got shaken up" +Glenn Beck: Let Gary debate,"Yeah, that will gain us some legitimacy with the mainstream of America!" +"Favourite Dewey Crowe line/moment For me, it's between these 3: 1. You sayin' I got 4 kidneys? 2. Word of advice, Dewey: Stop talking to yourself in 3rd person. Third person? You mean this guy? [pointing to driver] 3. I gave you a gift. The **anus** is on you to keep it safe.","You might strike out the shepherd, but us sheep, we won't never get struck out... or scattered." +Its tastes like haggis,"Oh, thanks..." +But if they are just dodging backwards why the hell would you pursue? Just wait for them to overcome it like every practices is trained to tackle their dumb ass because they don't know how to grapple the obliterate them on the ground.,That's why a striker has never beaten a grappler in the UFC +But what about the budget?,He's under it +Reminder than every Xbox early development kit was in fact just a PC running the Xbox OS,But it has the Xbox logo on it so it's just a big Xbox +"You caught the exact same fish! That's amazing. Did you recognize the fish for something else and then go back to check the spots, or did it have some unusual characteristic that made you want to go back and check? Also how do you know it's not that fish's child? How distinct are the spots? I would love to hear more about this story. Stuff like this makes me want to take up fishing but maybe not pike if I have to throw them all back.",Hey it's me your fish. +Well or everyone is waiting on Tiger. He plans to play 11 days later... I think David is probably heavily weighing his decision on that. Hes probably said 'Can you do it' and if Tiger says yes... than he makes the team.,You forgot the +"God, your husband is pathetic. You need to tell him that and shut this shit down.","Yeah, telling your husband he's pathetic seems like the best solution to this problem." +Do you get it now?,Oh wow I'm so convinced that they are a good team now after that game +A Pod of Hippos fuck up a Crocodile,Dang those hippos don't care that they have dirty water in their mouths? +you're having opossum aren't you,They're having the 7 course Alabama meal: an opossum and a six pack! +That's because penndot sucks!,Probably because it's run by Pennsylvanians +I like the NFL more than CFB.,How dare you have an opinion +"Not to be outdone by their flat earth theory and poop flinging peers, Brockvillians in the news again for peeing on graves.","To think, I could have been dating some of the fine, upstanding ladies of Brockville..." +Thought-Knot Seer is currently seeing more Modern play than Snapcaster Mage,Sure glad we don't have Splinter Twin making all these awesome U based control decks unplayable! +"oops I got the movies mixed up. Kimi no Na wa is the one that has been leaked, not Koe no Katachi. srry",And my heart is broken... +"With a sample size of 2, i don't think it's fair to come to this conclusion...",These were examples and were not meant to be exhaustive... Let me go through all my orders and give a complete run-down of shipping times and cash saved +It would have been a hoot if the pic had been of her alone.,been *have* +"I solved the headphone jack issue on my iPhone 7, you're welcome !",Did it work? +"It's actually the opposite. Dodd frank makes the banks hold so much capital and HQLA's that it is almost impossible for one to fail and thus they will never require a bailout. This comes at the cost of making big banks barely profitable. Yes the big banks are bigger and more systemically important than ever, but they are also much safer, more tightly controlled, and less profitable than ever.",With no cost or repercussions to any other actor in the economy. +Still plagued on X1 as of last night. Every 20 seconds or so I get a 1-3 sec stutter. No deltas though.,Enjoy your Xbox exclusive lag. +"An F-22 Raptor pulling so many Gs, the low pressure air over the fuselage gets cold enough for the water to condense. The angle is just right for sunlight to make rainbow colors around the airplane",This is what happens when you let the gays in the military! +"Why would you have to eat your wifes cookings if you don't like it? Just make something *you* like. I don't always eat same stuff with my wife. She hates peasoup, I love peasoup, I eat peasoup, she doesn't.","No, no you must sit down at the table as a family with no devices or television and talk about your day with each other while eating the same thing and if you don't do this you're a heathen bastard who spits on family values and is incapable of true love." +We tried that at a squadron I was in in Hawaii... The JAG found out and threatened to bring the CC up on charges of bribery and extortion.,That's not overkill +"Can't decide. Looking for new luxury sports car 40-60k As the title states, I'm looking for a new luxury sports car between 40-60k. Overall priority is something quick and fun to drive, but something big enough to comfortably seat four adults or possibly a car seat in the next few years. 4 doors is a must. AWD is prefered. I would prefer new, but used is an option. I'm currently driving a 2014 WRX. Options I'm considering: VW Golf R, Audi S3, Audi S4, BMW 340i. Am I missing out on any other good vehicles? Thanks for your help.",Golf R to me doesn't really say luxury but I'd take a look at the Lexus IS350 F Sport AWD as well. +Just look at the water in the splash. Water doesn't make tons of big perfect circles.,I think it was the polygonal nature of the nose tip that gave it away +"'Clinton has a messenger for you' - I said, send him over and he came, he did not give me his name but told me, 'if you join our movement and side with Bill Clinton, we will make you the richest man in Haiti.' I said sir, tell President Clinton for me Bernard Sansaricq is not for sale.","He must be either a white supremacist, a bigot, or Russian hacker Putin lover to make these sort of wild conspiracy allegations" +Lightning Bolt in Oklahoma Deemed World's Longest,Must be the injection wells. +New Sneak Peek (in Deutsch though),Aw no game play +We should also judge drivers by their lap times in practice sessions.,Forgot that +"With the new explanations about Pepe in the news media, this probably is a symbol for Angel Supremacy or something.",You can (not) derpy derp derpety derp derp derp... +High quality shower thought,Forgot the +Johnson and Stein fail to make cut for first presidential debate,And Stein was so close! +"So Black Power is Powerlessness, then? Funny, I don't understand this idea of my entire life can end on the whimsy of the very people I hate and that I believe hate me as empowering, y'know?","Shut up, straighty" +"Wait, I don't get it... So if you are offended by the actions of a church leader, it's your fault for being offended. But if a girl shows some skin, and a male has impure thoughts, it's the girls fault?","I see that you are not very familiar with male privilege, we have some shock therapy rooms at BYU where we could help you come to a better understanding." +"Sex-crazy Galapagos tortoise fathers 800, saves species",Only called sex-crazed cause he is male +Strong vote brigading going on ITT,"I mean, his dad does work for reddit." +World of Tanks is the most historically accurate arcade cabinet game reproduction that I've played in my entire gaming career.,You forgot +100% Win Rate against Mill Druid for this week's Tavern Brawl Mill Druids pissing you off during this week's tavern brawl? Use this Rogue deck to get payback: Worgen Infiltrator Gang Up Preparation,Solid +There are plenty of reasons to work out even if I wont become the next Arnold,Same goes for competing +"Brendan is a national treasure, but I'm also a little fatigued of Victor and Tiny.",I would be if he didn't add Willy +What is the funniest emote spam of the game I will start with of course the Nunu Bot skin emote \laugh and Ezreal's You belong in a museum.,Alt+F4 on any champion +Should I keep this?,"No, you should keep rerolling until you get 11 BSB" +"DK Honor talent, Blood For Blood, is a train wreck that hurts me a lot more than it helps. Here's a GM response when I asked if they could unselect it for me.","Fairness, unless people get five legendarys from a bug, then we just sweep it under a rug and don't talk about it." +What profession loses all credibility when you add the word home in front of it?,Land Security +Probably so that younger kids don't have to deal with parents seeing boobs and freaking out right off the bat.,Come on...what's wrong with kled welcoming kids to the site. +reply() { BlockInput On Sleep 2 SendInput \^{Enter} SendInput Sold SendInput {Enter} BlockInput Off return },Not everyone uses macros... +Are Hitler-Trump Comparisons Fair? A Holocaust Survivor Tells His Son,b-but how could he survive what didn't happen? +"That's why Obama didn't take our guns, though. It worked perfectly.",Yes there literally cannot be any other reason. +Non profits would make less expensive drugs?,just like the non-profit hospitals charge patients less! +"My neighbor is nice enough to let me use his internet while he is on holidays, WiFi was not an option","It'll be faster for you too, since the cable is like a slide for the data your speeds will be way faster than what he will ever get!" +I don't remember a Tina Turner being on the fairly odd parents?,She was Timmy Turnah's mom +A huge amount of people I work with barely do any manual manipulation any more. Anything that boils down to solving sets of linear equations just gets thrown into wolfram/maple/etc since its quicker to do that and more accurate than do it yourself. Source: Maths student right at the end of PhD.,How is that even relevant to what I said. +Which car brands generally offer low lease rates (e.g. 0.99%) for 24 month terms?,Hyundai typically offers very attractive financing. +"Way back when I was in middle school and chewing, I would just gut it.","damn, how'd you get away with having a wad of chew in your cheek?" +Leafy dances on the grave of Literally for 2 minutes and 6 seconds.,I am being literally attacked by...get this...literally Leafy his literal self. +"Can't wait for the new AK/M4 sounds! No kappa. Who else is really looking forward to the new sounds? With everything else refreshed, the rifles sound bland and stale to me. You can also use this thread to get all of the complainants about the new sounds out of the way before the update comes. For example: - These new sounds make the AK sound exactly like every other gun. - Why didn't Valve just give is 128 tick servers instead of forcing these new sounds on us? - These new sounds caused a huge FPS drop on my 486DX. Doesn't Volvo realize that not everyone can afford to add hundreds of kilobytes of RAM with every update?",I cant wait for the new zeus sounds +Innocent life*,Because innocent people never get executed +"The level of political discourse in Germany in 2016, everybody! Enjoy!","Ah 1933, just like the good old times ..." +How to counter Beneath the Grounds,Time to play Ancient Shade in discard lock. +"The biggest monopoly in Australia is now resorting to threats, fines and intimidating you will receive a knock on the door slogans because *they* cocked up. This is the mindset of the people in charge of this country and yet there is always a compliant 52% willing throw their neighbour and future generations to these dogs so long as Master gives them less beatings. *Worldwide Australia is arguably the cream of the crop but this sort of dank mould infesting the edges is a sure sign that the pot needs more stirring.*",Maybe the ABS made their system shit deliberately for an increase in fines... +Raijin seriously needs a nerf. I dont even need to go in details. He has way too much burst for his survivability. Please nerf thunder crash and put it back to its original state.,Well some god has to provide team utility... +This masterpiece was released exactly two years ago,"It's okay boys, we get Chromas instead" +"Janelle's lawyer attacks Instagram commentator responding to his anti-Hillary meme. Stay classy, guy!","No wonder Jenelle gets along with him, they both have such pleasant dispositions!" +Some of us have to rely on our moms for that.,"Wow way to bring up the fact that I don't have a mom, dick" +Well we need to remember they weren't pussies back then,You sound like a true alpha who defintely doesn't question his masculinity. +I propose to run a smart contract as a political candidate in an election under the Pirate Party banner. What is the legality of running a marionette style AI via ethereum smart contract as an experiment in direct democracy? We could rid ourselves of corruption and dishonesty in a single go and see what the mass appeal of such an idea is. Does anyone know what the legal standing of an AI as a candidate is?,What does marionette style AI that mean exactly? +"250xp per minute while being close a HIVE With no enemies around the HIVE, give them 250xp for each minute being neaby the HIVE, it makes more rewarding for the players who want build and defend a base, what do you guys think?",Would be cool just so I can sit outside WG still being useless and get paid for it Fuck yeah +"I think a lot of this oppression comes largely from the victim culture nonsense that people believe today. People are constantly told they're being oppressed when they have no idea what being oppressed really means. And that's besides the point how is socialism going to fix any of this? If anything socialism will just allow the government to oppress the general working class through the ridiculous taxes and government dependence that comes with socialism. Sure, capitalism can suck some times, but at the same time it sucks the least out of all other economic philosophies.","Yeah let's continue with the personal responsibility libertarianism, which has been a great success for everyone so far." +"Kinda fucked up people would even ask that, you having sex is a completely private affair.",Until the husband finds out. +Just found out that Ellen DeGeneres follows Mitt Romney on Twitter. Wouldn't have expected that.,How dare she do something different than what you want! +"No, he's right. How the fuck is parroting the same fucking thing a million people have said variety. Fuck, admitting you cried straight up is more variety than that tired phrase",This +She labels any criticism of her as rumors even when it involves direct quotes from her.,"Hey, now, stop spreading rumors about her!" +"{Danna ga Nani wo Itteiru ka Wakaranai Ken} got some similarities, its based on 4koma manga, about slice of life and a hint of fluffy romance.. this is the first season, the second season is {Danna ga Nani wo Itteiru ka Wakaranai Ken 2 Sure-me} hope this help","Oh, that looks super cute." +"My 5x won't start. Dead. I had it charged, unplugged it, on 7.0 nougat. Automatically started restarting.. wouldn't go passed GOOGLE logo then would restart again. Can't go into recovery. Anyone know wth is wrong with this thing??? My mom's nexus 5 still going strong but this has been weird.","Welp, same problem here...." +"Every motherboard manufacturers should include this adapter , its so freaking convenient",We have to get rid of cables already +"We're 6 seasons in, and there's still no indicator for being frozen in loading screen.. For /remake being in the game, this is ridiculous. While you're stuck in the champion loading screen, the game could've started ages ago and you wouldn't have a clue, until about 5 minutes later, where it's too late and the game has been remade. There's no indicator as to you being stuck in the loading screen at all. And now onto my question: Why not?",The technology isn't there yet +What getting older looks like,"Can't see why you're complaining OP, you got all the must have Xbone exclusives" +"Honestly, the one thing i'm almost certain of is more beasts for druid, it seems like there is someone in Team 5 who wants beast druid to happen with burning passion, to the extent that forced blizzard to release a counter* specifically for it in GvG (GvG Beast-druid has not been found yet, but soon^^TM i imagine), and every expansion after had beast/beast-synergy cards, the last of which (Menagerie Warden) is a card or 2 away from being the absolute cancer of anyone's ladder experience. What do i wanna see in the new expansion? board clears, proper healing, these are the reasonable requests i have, the far-fetched ones, i would like another Death's Bite and Sludge Beltcher please.","Yeah, Hemet is gonna be OP as fuck one day in Wild." +"Looks like only a tiny feminist protest against the CAFE event in Ottawa today, anyone have more details?","Well they seem nothing like a hate movement, all masked and threatening." +source?,"H2k CEO said it, but idk if riot will act on it" +"You're probably not struggling for T10s with that many prem tanks and a prem account. Hell, you've had enough T10s to be competetive at rampage for the T22 Med - what is still left to buy?",Yeah but he rigged those! +I don't get it... are they saying that the person left but their other friends won't? Is this guy a veteran? Did one of his veteran friends stop being friends with him? What even is this?,"Wow, you must be really shallow." +"IMPOSSIBLE. Those yogg decks are literally incapable of winning a single game without a bullshit yogg turn, and nobody but unskilled noobs play it, and it's ruining esports. --sincerely Reddit.",you have to play such weak setup for yogg it's fine for him to just win games! +I played arena for shits and giggles and won the gladiator event for a Djinja skin without even knowing there was an event. Then I got one out of a chest in puppet. This baby is staying till UT weekend!,suspicious cropping? +What my 2 year old daughter chose for her Halloween costume.,"that is cultural appropriation of jugglos, your daughter is a horrible person" +"One of the casters made a comment afterwards like, notice how she threw it at the MAN on the sign.",That's what happens when you try to destroy the patriarchy. +Someone has a different opinion?! NEVER!!!!!!!!!,"I know, right?" +How wonderful it is,Says the person who just stayed indoors most of her life for no reason. +"In addition to what people have mentioned already, doesn't Melee Roy have borderline 100:0 matchups against a few characters, namely Puff, Peach, and IC's?",But muh reverse up b +Islamic State supporter behind Minnesota stabbings,"It wasn't actually ISIS, so what difference does it make?" +We can't have Rogue running rampant on ladder with a Tier 2 deck!,Blade flurry would be way too strong with Deadly fork around! +There's a very old chapel in my hometown that's only big enough for one person at a time.,People were shorter back then. +Which cert does it have?,sweeper +"Makes sense. You used to be able to do it to her and abathur using symbiote too. It would move him while he's still in his shell, and it looked hilarious.","Symbiote counters mind control, so fking op BabyRage" +"Kite him or CC him, keep in mind his shields have a decent cooldown that he only can refresh with AAs (and dash if talented) so don't stand still letting him hit you. Also don't eat both parts of his dash, the returning one deals more damage and is easily avoidable by just sidestepping. Also try to abuse his preknown landing point when he uses the dash. Imo this is why Blizz is afraid of buffing him to competitive viability, the way his kit works worse players can have a really bad time vs him...",It's probably because of lower ranks but he had the most damage and tanked a lot and never died so he is to op! +930 people 40 minutes later.,I'm seeing 114 +Official Week 6 Thursday Night Football Thread,LMAO +"Unpopular opinion: Outside of some incredible throws, Stafford hasn't looked sharp today",Missing the +Biggest Fitness Mistake !,Bullshit you're 8% bf but alright lmao +Because the Bible is so supportive of women's and LGBT rights?,"I have to read a lot of the bible for school, and goddamn it's horrible to them" +"DayZ creator Dean Hall is working on a new, triple-A multiplayer game | PC Gamer. FINISH YOUR GAME FIRST.",Which will surprisingly come out in Early Access +Forced game over via non Corrin character death,This seems like it could be really neat in allowing for a DLC that is its own unique game - basically creating a fangame that can be played through the actual game. +I'm European so not really well versed in your politics. Aren't Hillary and Obama centrists? I thought Sanders was your only liberal candidate in recent years,They are Democrats so they must be liberal! +"*after 5 years of saying he wasn't Also, no word on the $5mil donation he'd make if he had proof of Obama's citizenship...",Just like the $5 million dollar donation Shillary gave to people like you for CTR? +I chuckled. At least this one's sort of clever.,"I'm sorry, how so?" +"Should I collect my rank up packages now or tuesday? I have almost 2 packs from the vanguard, just finished the challenge of elders, should I wait to collect them or get them now?","FYI, you can't have more than one package at a time" +That's exactly what it is like only donovan was fully retired for 18 months.,So was Henry really +They managed to get 9 rounds vs SK being barely awake thats pretty damn impressive.,But they were supposed to go 16-0 +"Any parent who LAUGHS at their child and visibly enjoys their discomfort as they are punishing them, especially if they invite others to join them in laughing, is not using discipline right.",My mom is something special. +Older Stevonnie!,I like how Steven's hair is like a curlier version of Greg's. +A better way to Hiko,Chrawnus presents *That was sick* a Reddit comment +This is ridiculous. It's not like this reddit was created by the game devs or is hosted on their forums. We should be able to discuss whatever we want.,"Careful, might get banned" +"What is one thing all 7,000,000,000+ people in the world can unanimously agree on?",Orgasms are/will be awesome! +World cup collectable actually paid off,I pulled an Ovi in '15 and that was my only pack pull over 88 until now. +How did you manage to cross all the borders with an army truck?,Paint it blue +"Privatized gains and socialized losses. The super rich don't get rich because they actually deserve it, if they did they wouldn't spend so much time and effort capturing our politicians.",But they work soooo much harder than the rest of us! +sp the number of dead from abortion clinics and those of Islamic attacks are the same to you?,Way to move the goalpost. +the witch is not emilia lol,You sure about that? +"Facebook login adds real-name policy, auto-updated friends list to Oculus",Facebook humbly suggests you adhere to their deciding whether or not you should let yourself be known to everyone you're friends with on Facebook. +"Pepe getting thrown under the bus. Feels bad, man",this is so obviously hate speech you adolf hitler loving fuck +I was thinking the same thing. This was first year pol sci debates in 1991. Good old Unbridled Power.. I think the idea has less merit now that we have MMP and that seems to keep the parties in check.,But MMP got Hitler into power. +Defense Secretary Says Pentagon Should Hire More Marijuana Users,Hospitals should hire more stoned surgeons. +"oh i figured they would have at least tweeted something, nvm",They tweeted meme accounts telling them their memes are shit +"66 MILLION Views. 70k Likes. Jimmy's stunt could push us over the edge, Folks.",How dare Jimmy Fallon humanize a racist like that. +Not many people know that Harden is an incredible no look passer,It's called a turnover. +Black people are genetically superior to white people,"So superior, look at all that efficient African and Middle Eastern infrastructure and utopian society" +"When you study it and it turns you into a repulsive, rude, ironically sexist wierdo (and this happens to hundreds of thousands of college students every year presumably) then it probably is that womens studies is teaching these behaviours to these people. I don't mean to point out the obvious.",How dare you mansplain that to me +And Tauros. I love that guy. Not even a pre-evolution.,Don't forget Pinsir +lmao what??? im conufsed like are you trrying to insult me or,No I'm trying to be friends with you so we can build an empire of peace together that way we can cure cancer and bring back jimmy neutron +"I once found an entire chest of pennies while digging in the ground. The only problem is that it was cursed such that every time that my shovel got close, it would slip deeper into the earth. I have tried sacrificing animals, but still nothing. Has anyone else had this problem? Maybe I should try fasting.",You're obviously not praying or reading your scriptures. +New York bombing: Suspect identified as 28-year-old Ahmad Khan Rahami,Sounds like a jewish conspiracy to malign peaceful muslims! +"Yeah, it's the 172 hours of doing that heh.",That's only a week so what +G2 vs CLG (Repost) I personally think CLG will keep up early game and survive laning phase. And I expect their late game team fighting to give them the win both games in this group. How do you guys think this match will go? I'd love to see your opinions below!,It's a huge mismatch imo. +"The one drop I wanted, my alt gets lmao",bruh ur alts better than my main :c +"All four teams that went undefeated in the preseason are still undefeated in the regular season. Vikings, Ravens, Texans, Eagles \#QuestFor23-0 **BONUS!!!!!** The Saints and Browns are the only two teams to be 0-4 in the preseason, and they are currently 0-2 in the regular season. \#QuestFor0-20","Wow, so preseason games do matter" +Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them up for preorder @ EE!,But where can I find them? +Xbox one lol,Lemme go buy an xbone really quick +DMRs and you Ever since the patch I feel when you put a muzzle break on it turns your done into a quick two shot gun. The sheer power of the DMRs are nice. I just want people to discuss their favorite rifle.,"camrs firing sound makes me horny, 417 runs out of ammo faster than i do in bed, and no one plays blackbeard so his dmr doesn't count" +"meh, the clock is still ticking",An obvious statement on how women must ignore their biological clocks to advance in a male dominated career field. +Rahami was found by police after posting 'I WAS THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE ATTACK' on his own Facebook and Twitter account.,I heard they found the undetonated one in monogrammed jansport +Dude I would love for you to make one. I just want SOMETHING that we can all point to for the weekly/daily am I Jewish threads,"Well you're not really a jew, but you are Jew-ish." +Adorably crazy white lady on Infowars - Hillary needs a bomb in her brain! Can somebody please get a clip of that! It was hilarious. It was on today's show when they were interviewing people near the Chelsea bomb site,Alex Jones interviewee incites violence against Hillary! +"FRR releases statement regarding failed inspection, points finger at Harvick for post-race failure",That Harvick guy really needs to stop trying to cheat in the chase +Maybe they would ribbon all non Aolans for that purpose.,If ONLY Gamefreak had thought ahead and had an icon that showed that the Pokemon was obtained in Gen VI...... +He changed his mind. So there's that at least.,But that only counts when Trump does it! +"glad this bug is being patched. if you want the kbd, pay for the kbd smh...",Oh yeah because kbd is totally the reason people buy membership +I think you and I have a very different definition of 'rekt'.,Yeah they got rekt 2-3 ggez +This is going right up there with Bill O'Reilly's description of 4chan as a left wing hate site.,"Yeah, he's so dumb he didn't even know 4chan was a hacker!" +WWE really nailed that Halloween costume,That's racist +"I analyzed 18,000,000 Amazon reviews and prove the I received this product for free in exchange for my honest review ones are totally biased.",Shocking! +corrupt demo downloads does andyone else have this problem with corrupt demo files? i'm sick of this shit i can't download a single demo because EVERY file is corrupt. wtf is this shit? any solution to this? i already varified my chache. and there is no info file in my replay folder to delete.,Have the same problem.... +or they just think the dyed crafted version looks cool?,"No, that's dumb everyone knows that old isn't good and new is always gooder just like the iPhone 7 and it's no headphone jack." +Spinbot is real,Cheating scum +Obama suggests sexism could be hurting Clinton's White House bid,"Yeah BernieBros, this is your fault!" +My god this comment graveyard is pretentious. TURN BACK NOW!,Nah any silver could do that you must be bronze +It... It was a joke. Sarcasm. Apparently lost on you.,That's when you use the +That's what kids do in China because their parents are brainless fucktards.,they wanted to have more children maybe? +Armor could have been better if he used a different base.,By craft I assume he started with a chest that was already 6l. +Why are you all excited for? Aren't you not a real Jets fan? Why won't you just go write some biased pro-Geno articles and be a meanie to ~~ignorant~~ knowledgeable die-hard Jets fans.,You dropped this +"Not Ready To Lose Cosplay Pikachu I'm so hyped for the new games, like most of you seem to be! However, I am finally coming to terms with the sad reality that happens at the beginning of a new generation: leaving Pokemon behind. I was devastated when I had to leave my Spiky Eared Pichu as I transferred all of my pals from SoulSilver to White. And now realizing that since Cosplay Pikachu is bank incompatible it will likely also have to be left behind I am just sad. They could always change it to allow for it to be transferred, but I'm not wholly optimistic. It's just kind of disappointing that the games harp so much on appreciating and caring about your Pokemon and then some inevitably aren't allowed to come with me on my next journey. Does this make anyone else sad?",I'm also not ready to lose all my megas! +Emmys 2016: Rami Malek wins Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series,Wow that guy was such an asshole in Forza horizon +"Don't forget the wiimote cond- I mean, protective sleeve.","Yeah, people used those" +"People did? It was fun for the first 30 minutes. I still have nightmares about trying to spawn as the rebels on Walker Assault. It was a beautiful game, and sounded just as fantastic, but DICE Sweden had no clue what they were doing. I hear the game is much better now kinda like what happened with BF4.",Its ok after they finish dlc theyll turn it over to a better dev (dice LA) and theyll fix it. +My blackout begun when the forged in fire vidoc was released,But..But you're here now... +It's a marketing thing. The Ecoboost system in Ford road cars likely has very little to nothing in common with this car.,"Turbos bro, it's basically the same engine" +Ever since I started working in an office this movie has never felt so much like a documentary more so than a comedy.,It really is a documentary on corporate life. +For that technology? That's fucking dirt cheap. You'd be looking upwards of tens of thousands for actual hardwired electro-neuro interfacing. Especially if you went with the wireless option.,"Na, you can buy the cheap Chinese models for a fraction the cost..." +So am I confused or was every single one of those highlights of the Bears containing Cox showing him getting held?,Penalties are for scrubs. +Just started watching and holy shit. Are the Bears just playing this fucking badly or are the eagles looking like the real deal?,Yes. +"Trump's directly advocating violating the Constitution, but does anyone care?",But it's not the 2nd Amendment tho +He's walking towards the dugout... I think Mitch has a lot more of a reason to go to the dugout than Kerwin.,It's only where he sits when hes not playing.. Kerwins got the right of way obviously. +"holy fucking fuck , that shit is just crazy","Yep, mind boggling rationale." +"When your mom says If you look at that screen too much, your eyes will go square",I heard that if you stare at a 4k screen long enough your eyes will be upgraded to 4k with massive FPS drops. +"Oh shit forgot that a Semis placement in a 16 team tourney, and a 2nd place at an 8 team tournament is mediocre. Woops",Yeah dude c9 has been awful at their last lands +"I know. Hey Jimbob, here's a good idea, how about we put our band and color guard right in front of the tunnel the visiting team will run out through. Then once all 80-something of them start running on the field let's start marching in a loose formation. I'm sure they'll be expecting it and will politely slow down and walk through us. Great idea, SueAnn. I can't think of a safer way to deploy our color guard or band.","Yeah, why didn't they position themselves more forward and have the skydivers land on them!" +Where shall I put this?,"On your forehead, where else?" +"There probably won't be until after the election, if there ever is. Nonetheless, Bill Clinton and the Bush family have grown close over the years. Just Google George H.W. Bush Bill Clinton and you'll find tons of pictures of the two hanging together. Bush is an old school Republican. He's probably repugned by the alt-right that Trump incarnates. As a WWII vet, Ambassador to the UN, Envoy to China, CIA director, Vice-President and President, he knows what it takes to do the job and how international politics works, and he sees Hillary as leaps and bounds above Trump in this regard.","If it's true, Reince probably pushed him over the edge by threatening his 2020 run" +I'll take 2004 please,2004 eagles with Wentz win that game 10 out of 10 times +Superbowl 51's Mascot TD,Should've been a styrofoam cup instead +"This isn't legally correct at all. She can't manipulate the outcome by withholding visitation. In fact, should this end up in court (sounds like it might) the court is going to look at the moms intentionall withholding of visitation time as malicious and ultimately harmful for the kids. Just becssue you aren't on the birth certificate doesn't mean you don't have parental rights. Source : been through this same song and dance. Ex lost.",Why would anyone consider the bests interest of the children? +"adding you now, let's do this",ok im online +Red Hot Chili Peppers announced a North American tour!,I can't wait for KROQ to finally start playing their songs again to celebrate this new tour. +I was homeschooled as well and I turned out fine.,"Well, you're posting in a libertarian subreddit, so clearly you *didn't* turn out fine!" +These guys don't hire actors. A lot of the segments fail because of bad stories or no one calling in,10-4 good buddy +False. It is the fault of society for not valuing a degree in astrology as much as a degree in STEM. This is the result of systemic prejudice.,I think you dropped the +"Thanks TallP1NE. Spoiler warning... In all seriousness, since it was later revealed that the Grand Inquisitor was a former Jedi Temple Guard, I wonder if at the last moment before he died, he regretted following the path of dark side. In a way, he could have meant that he realized that the effects of the Dark Side consuming him were more frightening than death. With this in mind, he willingly accepted death as better outcome. Maybe I'm way off, but that's how I saw it, even if he didn't really repent of the Dark Side, he may have at least seen the error of his ways, and I kind of like that idea because it adds a lot more depth to his character and challenges us to even consider empathy for him as we end up having for Vader by the end of ROTJ.",Now I expect to see GI as a force ghost in the next Special Edition of ROTJ +Top deck of Dublin bus torn open by tree branch,Are we sure they weren't filming transformers in the area and one got loose? +"I take what I call a sad shower. Hot water, sitting in the tub, with the door closed and the light off. It's become a running joke between my friends and me. I usually take 2-3 the day after a heavy night of drinking. When I'm hungover, it's the only thing that gets me out of bed. It is amazing how much better I feel when I take them (until I turn off the water and turn on the lights). Obviously I relish my sad showers.",California would like you to check your water privilege +Nobody has clean hands in Syria. Literally everyone involved is bad guys except the civilians caught in the war zone. It's a shame that this isn't more obvious to people defending/criticizing one side or another.,And they are the bad guys for fleeing to Europe. +"Brilliant Theory for Super EE Reward (Shitpost) We finally beat the super easter egg. The screen cuts to black. Then, a small light. Richtofen walks foward and says in Japanese I'm sorry I don't speak English and the player gets a permanent secondary grenade in the form of a lantern.",why cant we just get the shieva I want another 500 points off +Ambur Dum biriyani changed its name to Karnataka dum biriyani in Bangalore. #cauveryriots,Where is it? +"Pretty good, but sad truth is that the non-islamist, non-SDF opposition is really weak nowadays. Same counts for the elected councils in rebel territory while they still exist and do good work they barely have any power over the various militias and get bullied by islamists regulary.",This is why Clinton will need to arm the Moderate Rebels (TM) to over throw inconvenient countries! +"Such bad playcalling, why throw it to jordy and then run it with starks on 4th and 1. Just line up and let lacy bounce off a couple tackles for a yard! SO FRUSTRATING",Everyone knows that Cobb is the best RB on the team! +Gave COD MW 3 a 9.5 as well lol. He has no integrity.,"Wasnt him, it was destructoid." +Ah that is till a thing..,"Yeah for real I couldnt care less, im half expecting it to get to 100% and then just restart." +Downvote your own ignorance.,Sick burn bro. +"I think erd is overselling their importance, but at the very least, they're symbolically important. They represent the last vestiges of wacky, zany Howard. If they go, who's left that's any kind of likeable? Grandma Norris?",Lemet? +"Never go to Japan, because when you go home to whatever other country, you're just disappointed with everything.",Man im on the plane back from Japan right now.... I dont even wanna think about it :( +Whatever happened to user Supernovatsky or however you spell it? He was sanders for presidents resident Clinton fan and I loved talking politics and polling with him back during the primary when I was for Bernie.,He got bought out by decisiondeskhq. +Wait that was already ripped in half,"Well it wasn't Roxas's, since he didn't have one." +That's not my intention. I simply wonder how anyone who has heard Trump talk for even a minute can't see that he is a con man and a hack. Every sentence I hear Trump speak only renews my hatred of him and my despair at the idiocy of his followers.,Lets make America great again! +"@Kuroshitsuji2 twitts new limited illustations of: Sebastian, Ciel, Lizzie, Grell, Ronald and Undertaker",Ha ha I totally forgot about the phoenix :D +"It seems silly to restrict characters for being too old, when they don't restrict ones like Elise, Ricken or Hayato for being too young. Though even if they didn't want them to S support with others, they could stop at A.",But Elise is technically an adult. +Wait.... people are moving *from* Portland? Nice pictures! And a clean looking XV,Right! +Any idea why seized did this weird little circle thing?,Low quality aimbot +Ahh! I think I've heard the term now you say it. Thanks!,Sure... Just heard of them.... For safety +"Why is your sink so nasty that touching it makes your hands dirty? Wash your damn sink, there's soap and water literally right there.",Get the fuck outta here with your logic +My crazy idea is ... maybe yogg should stop casting spells after he's killed himself,But then he would only cast 1 spell everygame +holy shit dude it just came out chill,Gotta work hard to get that karma paycheck +"Honestly you'd think if any of these people that keep making these threads here had read this sub they would have seen this same exact thread posted every month and just verify to make sure they didn't make the same mistake of signing up for a monthly subscription. It's really not hard to miss either, it's nice sized button that says G2A shield. Sorry but I don't feel bad for any of these people, they should know exactly what they are paying for before they buy anything let alone from G2A and more so you should know exactly what every charge running through your paypal/bank especially for months on end (let alone from early last year), maybe try not be so careless with your money.",But how is that supposed to leave me feeling victimized? +"Yeah that's why when the Government does it they'll need to be careful with their wording. When you strictly profile someone, you match them up with a certain description. Racial profiling is strictly race and nothing else. At this point, it's either we smarten up or we cater to certain groups while risking the lives of all Americans.","If only we find the right words, THEN we can violate the Constitution all we want" +All this information around and this is what we get,Well once everyone's opinions became equal what'd you think would happen? +im gonna bet that new Pixel phone has a non-removable battery and no SD card,why need an SD card when you can subscribe to google drive! +Millennials take it for granted. They don't remember and can't imagine a time when it wasn't an option.,Thankfully our generation has so many people to explain our beliefs and mental shortcomings to us +"completely straight, but kissed a gay guy while drunk (he was dressed as a mermaid tbh) cos he said i was really good looking. so there's that? (had to realise i was kissing a dude and let him know that i'm wasted and actually not into guys) also got complimented on my really nice skin by gay guys a few times lmao. makes me feel pretty rad - if gay dudes says I have nice skin, i probably have nice skin in the eyes of straight women, ya feel? and lbr, whether you're straight or gay of either gender, when you see someone genuinely good looking, generally all sexualities can agree that they're good looking. so a compliment is a compliment one way or another.",How does it feel to be gay now forever? +Its OP for a lot of things I mean drop in use crazy op move then repeat crazy op move. I think reciever is OP as well I mean think about it- (if megas come back) Mglalie uses refrigerate explosion then monkey bro gets refrigerate and can clean house with like headbutt or slash etc.,Shedinja can learn Final Gambit. +Yo quiero saber que es para ustedes la izquierda y la derecha? Es la izquierda el modelo de welfare state nordico? O el comunismo de la URSS? Es la derecha el gobierno ultra conservador saudita? O Singapur? Pregunto enserio r/argentina,"Izquierda es cualquier gobierno que no me gusta, simple." +"Something something patriarchy, hashtag feminism",Stop mansplaining. +"The new god, Duck Monty and what the other characters really are...",can confirm. +I go to Catholic Mass at a fairly liberal parish when I can't go to liturgy. They have bongos. BONGOS. I cringe.,"Well, God is love so why not?" +"Why does a welding page need an extremely edgy logo? It has an American flag, a punisher skull, and a biohazard symbol. Why?","Because welding is so manly, it needs manly/American logos to go with it!" +Fair weather riders also steal all of the good downtown parking spots as soon as the weather turns nice. Grumble grumble,Can't wait for it to drop to below 30 here so I can finally get a damn parking spot. +Yeah I feel so bad for all involved.,Like leffens needs a passport anyways : P +Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub!! Fun little game. Super excited for season 3!! \#bestshowon,"I'm so sorry, I hope you get help soon :(" +"Good question! Hal Jordan is OG and thus best, then John, then Kyle.",Yeah but the best GL is Guy Gardner +"Is Revelations The Best Map Of Black Ops 3? Or All Time? Revelations came out about two weeks ago, and after finding out the main Easter Egg and we have high round in the back of our heads, we can pretty much rank this map on the lists. Was It A Bad Map? Definitely not. Revelations is an amazing map. Although, a lot of people don't like the map because of how zombies ended with the Easter Egg cut scene. Most people didn't like how Treyarch ended THE FINAL ZOMBIES MAP. Although, the gameplay of the map isn't that bad. The death barriers just make you're ears bleed, and in the end, it's too easy. With all the wonder weapons, training spots, and what's already in Black Ops 3, like double pack-a-punch and gobblegums, a high round attempt isn't as hard as it seems. Was It OverHyped? Wayyyyyyyyyy Over Hyped. The fact that it was the final map and they only put in two wonder weapons, and the DG-4s is incredibly lame. THE DG-4S!!! REALLY???? It just amazes me. So I think this IS NOT the best map in Black Ops Three, I personally think it's second, behind Der Eisendrache. RIP REVELATIONS :p",nope even Bus Depot is better +Slight upgrade,"should've waited until next year, you can get maybe 1-2 fps more" +"uhh, this whole thing seems to scream zarya shield shouldnt be used proactively and needs to be mirco'd responsively to the other team. Your main tank is about to take an orb of the chin, shield. Greymane just leaped all up in your grill, shield. The last few heroes that have launch have recieved alot of harsh critique on these forums (minus auriel) due to being significantly higher skill floor. Since medivh, the heroes released are all very high risk high reward heroes. Medivh is useless without succesfullly completing masters touch, Guldan and Auriel have infinite sustain at the cost of having to micro their resource generation very carfully, alarak can be a menace if played to exaggerate enemy team mistakes. I havent tried Zarya yet, but I'm planning on buying her tonight to start practicing her, and I get the feeling that shes going to be strong but hard to learn. This games community has gotten so used to mechanically simple heroes that the second a high skill floor hero comes out everyone starts crying. Its my goal to defy this thread through adjusting and learning her playstyle instead of whinning","I suggest you actually play the hero to see how this idea works in practice, because with Zarya's current numbers the reality does not match your theory at all." +Rogan's a pussy I'd kick Rogan's ass,You forgot the +When I said he looks like a worm with AIDS I meant it in a positive way.,HIV positive or sumthin. +"Yup, if this happens he's a dead man. He'll accidentally drop a weight on his neck and they'll be a gun randomly sitting there that shoots him - all an accident of course.",It would just be a lot of smoke.....but no fire. +What is a life tip that is too weird/embarrassing to share with anyone other than thousands of anonymous Redditors?,"When not wearing underwear/panties, be damn careful with your zipper...." +"I work in 3rd party collections, and once I came across a guy who turned an entire warehouse into a pot plant. It went for a couple of years before city police found out about it.",How did the police not notice that a warehouse had suddenly transformed into a giant pot plant? +Full size 9mm? Sounds like an oxymoron. Get a real caliber.,Oh you mean 40 s&w? +Who do you propose plays those games then?,"If the Colts-Broncos was primetime, we would have won." +The Bethesda Cycle,"Morrowind is casual console trash, not a real RPG like Daggerfall." +"Bears QB Jay Cutler has a right thumb strain, per John Fox",So not out 6 months? +I saw them perform last summer and she wasnt lip syncing then; I wonder why she is now?,TV +Is this DukethaKilla 's favorite player?,"Nah, thats Ashton Youboty the hall of fame corner out of THE Ohio State University." +It's Empoleon you fucking pleb.,It's a Japanese name is there a difference? +Sure thing kid. You are making a strong argument. Go join the debate team,"His logic is infallible, idiot" +"My original statement was about people inferring that people in the military are inherently safe to be around. While Fort Gordon is comprised of mostly signal and cyber folks, that doesn't excuse the fact that the original statement does apply to the military as a whole. Again with the reading comprehension. I work on base. I know most of Fort Gordon is mostly harmless tech folks. But the majority of the military is not similar to Fort Gordon.",Your original statement was completely inaccurate when pertaining to fort gordon. +So much to love about this clip,I love how he's openly anti-gay marriage and one of the faces of ultimate in the South! +"This is america, the shitty feeling never goes away.",did you just aSSUME HIS COUNTRY +I'm 6' 6 but I measure out at 5' 11. I don't listen to people that think height is just a number you get from some instrument. I know what my height really is because it's my body and only i really know what it's like.,I think you dropped this: +"Juuust enough time to let most of the chargeback periods expire, the linked facebook and twitter pages have been deleted, gg coolest!",I'm sure all the clocks are just delayed at the post office +ELeague is under the Clever Comedies section on Directv,Probably because thooorin is there +"My school used to give special meals to free lunch kids. Instead of the pizza and burgers the other kids got, we got a piece of toast and an apple juice. That way they KNEW you were poor and those kids never let you forget how poor you were.",Those kids should stop being poor and quit mooching off of the system if they want a real lunch +Is this those great 'states rights' we've been hearing about?,I'm sure everything would be fine with the Fed's running it. +I dont think WebDAV counts as something modern (I hope). It's implementation is lacking on windows and OS X and it's incredibly slow to work with. Windows can't even tell free space on a WebDAV mount - so it just assumes it's the same as your local drive. When you run out of free space it won't let you transfer anything to a WebDAV mount,"I've used it for more than a decade, and there are WebDAV mounts built into Owncloud and Pydio suggested elsewhere in this thread." +"Microsoft should make all previous versions of Windows free, upon release of a new version, to show 100% confidence that the new one is better than any that came before.",Apple should do the same with iphones +"Also, I'm pretty Zoos and JEEZ-us do not end in the same phoneme.",They do if you pronounce 'jesus' like the mexicans do! +Oh god. This was one of few subreddits that didn't get political. Now I'm sad.,replace all the democrat vs republican arguments with canon vs nikon and you've essentially got the same subreddit +"Citizens of the USA, how sick are you of questions about the 1899-1902 Philippine war? Is it much? Or: not so much?",Bothered by it constantly... +"Is Scotland more progressive? I mean, the anti-immigrant and anti-(insert random country ) sentiment is present in most places to some degree, but is Scotland free of this type of extremism developed pre and post Brexit?","In Scotland Englishmen are the targets, as Pole you are safe" +Poodlecorp comfirm another DDOS attack on Blizzard,wish I could be as l33t as these guys when Im 12 and use my parents money to DDOS +Rift's drop is like...,You can use Inspect Element on Summoners War? +Police accidentally record themselves making up charges against protester,Supportourboysinblue +New high-rise proposed downtown: INTERNATIONAL PLAZA,well that design is going to age well +"Pretty sure it's a football player. It has the three point stance, helmet, and the receiver ability. Not bashing, I play both so that's why I'm pretty confident about it",american football is rugby +Elder M Russell Ballard Discourages Members To Use Pokemon Go,He wants to make sure the church has a monopoly on pointless activity that takes up all your time. +Yes. This story of a shitty thing that two cops did makes it not matter if *any* of them are killed.,You dropped this: +"Wait, Baku? That's not even Europe.",First Australia in Eurovision and now this +BREAKING: George Soros to Launch Trump/Russia Conspiracy Theory Website TOMORROW,This man is a true hero and I don't see how anyone could think otherwise. +skill,Aka play Hattori. +"Excuse me, but how is farming BoS easy? I do a lot of PvE, regularly clearing mythics, mythic+s, but I don't think you can get more than 10BoS/h. 300 BoS is enough for abut a raidweek, but definitely not for two.",because it comes from things most people do every day. +How do you get the RAW files? I heard some grumbles that this was possible in iOS 10.,You'd need a third party camera app to do that (go Google) - not possible with the stock Camera app. +This whole thread really makes me want kids.,you dropped the +"What's your take on the black father shot, unarmed, with his hands in the air, in Oklahoma just the day prior?",He should've listened to police and stop acting so thuggish +"Most underrated feature in Infinite Warfare is the CK CK in this game has bodies floating because of the 'gravity' effect which is pretty awesome because you won't double guess yourself on a confirmed kill. It may not be the most underrated here on the subreddit, but I definitely don't see many people talking about this feature and the benefits of how important that feedback is when playing a COD game.",Playing at CodXP that floating effect actually got me killed a shit load of times because running around I'd turn a corner and see a body start to float up and naturally I'd start unloading a clip into it only to get killed by an actual person. +"Recently I found out it's more CPU stressful than anything. Try turning off background programs. Once I stopped streaming twitch while playing I got closer to 60 fps. It sucks, and I hope a fix is coming.",I'm sure your three viewers will miss you +"American Terrorist. If you vote this up, it will show up on Google Images when people Google search American Terrorist, NRA, or the 2nd Amendment.","If you really want to get it out there, you need to spread it on Twitter & Facebook and get it trending" +Huh...You'd think America would popularize the absolute laziest way to cut your lawn the second it was invented but I guess not,It's that damn John Deere lobby! +Because if you actually listen to her policies she has a lot of really good ones. She's also experienced in politics and not nearly the boogeyman the right makes her out to be.,I too think that arming radical religious rebels is a good foreign policy decision. +So aim for the bushes?,Cues Foo Fighters +Leaks reveal Amber Rudd's involvement in Bahamas offshore firms,Anyone but Corbyn though. +It's annoying when people crap and hate on things that are too out of the norm when it comes to skating. This looks like a super fun event and seems to bring some new life to the skating world. There's more than enough room to do all kinds of fun stuff.,Bro if you aren't tre flipping at 10 stair then what are you even doing with a skateboard +laby for black tunicas?,"Need to think about it, can you add ?" +Very much so. She's almost the only one.,It took a lot of therapy for that one black girl to be comfortable with water. +I don't care about karma. I care about some asshole downvoting me without even bothering to muster a reasonable response. I think it's lame.,"Do what I do-- assume everything you post is genius, and consider every downvote the pained cry of an illiterate soul reaching out for help understanding your wisdom." +I love the irony of the militarization of our police forces. Give them all the weapons of war with none of the training or discipline. Totally reasonable...,But they need 100 round magazines and armored vehicles so that we can prepare for the inevitable terrorist invasion (has nothing to do with rise of fascism...) +You can't spell ignorant without IGN,Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha +"Oh god, high Elyse is my favorite idea",Apparently your opinion is wrong... I love the Funhaus community. +Yeah he was. For some reason it shows 1 when I typed 4.,"Lol, damn autocorrect." +"Wow, what did the racist Dolan Dunk mean by unity & leadership?",Clearly internment camps and gas chambers for messicans +Golovkin-Jacobs Update: likely for Dec 10th on HBO (not PPV) at Barclays,Surprise this is not on PPV +"Pues marica es eso no? Marica, un gay, joto, puto, alguien poco huevos",por los comentarios veo que en colombia se usa diferente y tal vez el que subtitula era de mexico +if settlements were the whole point we would still be on Gaza... that *intellectual honesty* needs to see the bigger picture not just the convenient part...this is not a liberal art college campus. you understand that 10% of extra territory is the equivalent of a in dept defensive line? specially when it comes to the Jordan valley which is the door of the entire eastern front... without a shadow of a doubt you are falling for superficial propaganda.,Use 10% of your own country as a defence line. +DUP MLA Thomas Buchanan backs event promoting teaching of creationism in schools,Just the kind of thinking we need to improve the economy and opportunities in Northern Ireland! +"The TL-50 Heavy Repeater is my favorite weapon ever in this game. Please don't nerf it, DICE I freaking love this thing. The way it sounds is so sexy, and the secondary fire feature is awesome. I've gone through this game looking for a solid go-to blaster and I've finally found it in the Heavy Repeater. So please, don't make any posts saying it's OP or some bullshit. It would break my heart if they nerfed it.",b-b-but it killed me so it's OP +And by suspicious you mean a young male of color... cause that's how it worked in NYC!,"Let's be real, is there any other kind of suspicious person?" +Biological sex was invented by capitalists to make the proletariat breed more workers.,To be fair you gotta get that Labor Power +"Judge: Nestle can keep piping water from a national forest, despite a permit that is out of date by 28 years",Isn't Nestle a family company? +Will is trying to talk to you.,"Sigh, time to get out the Christmas lights..." +That's how screens get broke,Having to repair a phone might be just the lesson they need to stop recording vertically. +"19 days after @AZCardinals acquired him via trade w @Chiefs, Marcus Cooper is NFC Defensive Player/Wk after 2INT/1TD game vs Bucs",And to think the scrub couldn't make it in San Fran +He getting down voted because it's Japanese.,But all the slanty eye people are same-same! +The fascists can do whatever the fuck they want to you and neither you nor anyone around you can do anything about it.,"yes, but just think if you get to be one of those in power" +"Will there be 2017 service medals? Will there be 2017 service medals? I'm trying to hold my rank 40 for a 2017 medal for a head start in the beginning of the year, but I don't even know if there will even be a service medal for 2017. If you are wondering why am I am thinking about 2017 medals; I'm going to hold my rank 40 for 2 months to get a head start on 2017. But I'm worried they won't have a service medal for 2017 and just waste TONS of exp. I don't even like the 2016 service medal because it looks like a starfish in my opinion tho so that's why I'm skipping it.","No, we will skip this year." +Keep pressing F5 its crazy to watch close to 50k now,WE DID IT REDDIT +"Wireless headphones... With wires. All of the cons, none of the pros. Perfection.","yeah it's the same with your WiFi...that shit still needs two wires, what a fucking ripoff!" +Was he an engineer or a doctor?,"No, a lawyer!" +"That's like hearing a woman that's in love with an abusive boyfriend. Me: So... he doesn't pay any of the bills, treats you like shit, and even beats you every once in a while. Why are you still with him? Her: You just don't understand, he said that he loves me and that he's sorry, and even though he already said the same thing 30 times before, this time he meant it! We're just complicated...",Because I think it's better to suffer around others than be happy but alone +Your mother,You're* +So far we've seen 9 football clubs head in to Esport - Which ones next!?,Manchester United and it will consist of Wayne Rooney +"Let's face it, people rarely use computers nowadays. You probably only use your desktop once a month if this happened to you. Next time, just watch a movie from your phone like everyone else.",Think you forgot the +Trump is a nobody in the grand scheme of things. There are those much higher up this benefits.,But he built great structures and put his name on a bunch of buildings! +I topscored on the winning team without dealing damage or getting an assist.,I see matchmaking has finally been fixed! +"If they see him as just a TV personality, then they will quickly learn that he means business (ok ok bad pun) If anything that makes it better if they underestimate him. Of course they'd prefer Hillary. $20 million payment to the Clinton Foundation for $billions in kickbacks is a better deal.","Yes, the Clinton Foundation definitely does that" +"There is literally another article still close to the front page where a Trumpeter was arguing with a guy, saying that technically Trump wasn't suggesting *racial* profiling yesterday. And now, yup, explicitly suggesting racial profiling.","Pfft, we all know the police use stop and frisk fairly and evenly among every group." +"Evidently no pollster knows what they're doing and have their models all wrong -- oh, and don't forget the ever present silent majority that's too afraid to anonymously admit they support Trump. Yes, the very same silent majority that pushed Romney over the edge and gave him the presidency.","No, the only pollster that knows what it's doing is the LA Times!" +"I still am. I absolutely refuse to vote for Clinton. The precedent must be set that you can't just cheat at every turn, lie and flip-flop at every turn, and bribe your way into a victory. But god, Trump is making it REALLY HARD for me to cast my ballot for him. Probably just gonna vote a third party or something at this point.",Yes because Gary Johnson and Jill Stein have really proved themselves as competent candidates +5 star abilities that are worthless Which 5 star abilities should I get rid of?,"You know you can ask multiple questions in the same thread instead of creating multiple ones one after another, right?" +I topscored on the winning team without dealing damage or getting an assist.,"Wow, did you play heavy?" +"Chinesse cartoons are a legit thing now, so the name is outdated.",North Korean cave drawings +"Pence already said he admires Cheney and wants to emulate him. Hey liberals, we should split our vote again. This sounds like fun.",But what has $hillary done to EARN my vote! +The anti-white sentiments I have seen from the livestreams of these protests is absolutely disturbing.,"But remember, it's not racism, because racism only applies to systems of power!" +You are thinking of the Wii the WiiU is the worst selling of its generation.,Listen if your going to bring facts and logic into this then I might as well not bother..... +"It might just be me, but every time I see a restocking fee, I just see something that isn't enforceable. You can SAY you have a restocking fee, the same as someone can say on eBay they don't accept returns. The fact of the matter is that eBay will MAKE you take the return, and won't let you keep your restocking fee.",But it may help keep ahole scammers from attempting returns. +Yes! That's what we need! Another full scale war!,Definitely the point he was trying to make +"Sooo, 50 monedas?",Creo que si. +The ass is still grand,"More like Gran, amirite?" +"In hurry-up mode while Obama is president, 60 nations have agreed to global climate accord",And I'm _sure_ that they all intend to abide by this agreement and not flout it so as to gain an advantage over those who don't. +"But for the vast, vast majority, it's entirely achievable. That's like saying a slice of bread is the same as a kobe filet because for some people, bread is just as unobtainable... but the comparison is ridiculous for the vast majority of people","Yes, it's totally achievable for the vast majority, even though most Anericans don't even make 30k/yr." +"Man this bitch, If she really was Hawaiian she would know that in principle its in our nature to share our culture with others. The big problem that we have, is that people try to suppress our culture. Man, my Ohana is psyched for this movie, while not strictly being a Hawaiian movie. It's nice they were able to fit a number of poly cultures into one movie. Hell I laughed like hell when I saw the costume. There is a picture floating around about how Moana's biggest problem is that the girl should be the bigger character and the guy should be the smaller skinnier character, to reflect how most couples are in Hawaii (at least kanaka maoli couples ).","Yeah but see, you understand Polynesian and Hawaiian culture, so you're obviously self-censoring and white washed if you don't find this offensive" +I really just want an Android and IOS version.,You have fallout shelter +Did a mural in my bedroom,This reminds me of that Ford ad! +"I did three inventory upgrades and two pokedex upgrades. Then all incubators since. Once I get my gym holding crew in a slightly better place, I'll probably go back to inventory expansion til it is max'd.",so you upgraded your pokedex to gen 2 or what? +Once upon time on hardcore,"if flask macros are bannable, so should logout macros!" +Send my hot pic bb,Not until he learns to ask like a normal person. +The world used to be far more chill and forgiving. 90% of all Nintendos wouldn't work unless blowing into the cartridges and system. Nobody cared & still loved the system. Imagine if a console like that came out today.,Literally unplayable +I understand your frustration. My brother assumed I was anti-vaccine because I'm vegan. Ugh. Of course we need vaccines! What a horrible assumption. Also many people ask if I can eat gluten...yes I can. What animal do you think that comes from?,"Gluten clearly comes from the gluteus maximus, or butt, of an animal." +"That's true except for Artifacts and Ghosts. They will start dropping, and up to 400 LL.",thank you - i didn't read far enough through it +Any good hound decks that will help me reach legendary arena? This is mine so far not working well. P.S:I also have princess.,Old Pompeyo LH deck Lava hound Princess Elixir collector Inferno tower (I use cannon instead) Minions Goblins Zap Mini pekka I'm in the 3900 trophy range using this deck with 11/8/-/1.5 +I don't know for sure if they are NC but I've heard this woman complain about how they don't see the dil and son and kids enough. Gee I wonder why?,That's a real puzzler there +Very cool display case at my endo's office.,Is that a Nintendo gameboy? +Splinters under their nails!,So Trotskyists under their nails? +"Woman flees courthouse, blames public defender",Ya she needs a real attorney! +Cell phones ruined perfectly good photos,How dare people try to take their own photographs to remember her special day. +this is why radio is garbage,Oh please tell us about how the majority of America's music interests are wrong and how none of the music you listen to conforms to this same chord structure +This is why I loathe and like Imgur,I usually like imgur but it's becoming more and more immature and toxic as of late. +TIL that Lil Wayne invented the word Bling,He also invented hip hop itself +Yep he would bomb the shit out of ISIS like I said. Your responses aren't very substantial. Do you not educate yourself?,"Of course he educates himself-- he watches The Daily Show, duh!" +"I've still never heard a persuasive argument against the equation Heinlein proposed that power must equal responsibility and vice versa. Since to vote is to wield the ultimate power over the state, the equal responsibility is bear the burden of risking your life for the state.",But its cheesy and a parody of fascist nazi Germany +TRASH TALK THREAD **YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO** [Dumpster](#i/dumpster),EVEN IF OSU BEATS US WE WILL STILL HAVE A BETTER RECORD THAN OU +Why even play the game at that point? It's basically a pokemon ball throwing simulator.,Too impress all the kids at school duh +Can't you see the woman is the primary victim in this! Deplorables! all of you!,after all she's beating a girl... and her violence can be blamed on her patriarchal education.. +Mines at 50% and I solo tier 7 raid 9 times out of ten.,Mines at 45% and I solo tier 7 10 times out of 11 +Why would he not?,Cause Murray is starting every game +Team Allegiance is doing an AMA with Shooter. Get your questions submitted using #AskALG on Twitter,Would it be soon to ask how's it feel losing 3 straight? +Fox news... and some other crazy sources... based off of his submission history.,BUT BREITBART IS THE MOST UNBIASED NEWS SOURCE OUT THERE ALL THE OTHERS ARE CONTROLLED BY THE LIBTARDS AND ARE ALL IN FAVOR OF HILLARY OBVIOUSLY YOU ARE LIBRUHL TOO BECAUSE THATS JUST OBJECTIVE FACT +Level 94 RIP - 8.7k life one shot by Sulphur Wastes boss,Serves you right for not being a CI pathfinder you anti-meta scrub. +"sure, you get to choose between those five",Any customer can have a car painted any color that he wants so long as it is black. +"I think your elevator skipped a floor. A vasectomy isn't going to raise or lower your odds there. But to put your mind at ease, I am very afraid of the rapist label.","Well, if you don't tell her you can't have kids.. you must have raped her...because she would never consent to having sex if children weren't the result..." +"For once I'm speechless. My wedding budget is 8k. She doesn't like how informal it is,but she says that could be a down payment on a house and we shouldn't spend money like that. Wut?","Obviously it should happen in a PALACE surrounded by ROYALTY, but should also only cost you $9.99" +Chichi.,You remind me of her when you are off on this sub talking time-travel with people. +"Maybe I misjudged you, but Crestfall is still aways from going live according to their recent updates. The loot system is still being worked on, so I doubt it's them. If it was right around the release time, then possibly, but they're not even close to release yet. It's still in alpha stage I believe.",I have the hunch that pointing out that Crestfall is unlikely to be behind the DDoS was not really the intend of your first post... +Noon at Doak Campbell and night at Death Valley are two completely different environments.,"Eh, it's no Carrier Dome." +"Ah, scale for scale.",Not as accurate as a banana though +"Voters Like Barack Obama, So Why Isn't Clinton Winning?",Sexists +"i also hate playing against fizz in ranked, so maybe i should stop playing the game? if you have a shitty comment in mind then don't post it.",Take your own advice and don't post this shit on reddit. +Oculus users sickened by Palmer's nimble support of shitposting Trump PAC,Clearly just a correct the record shill +You can.,But how am I supposed to show off my Howl if I have to use the M4A1-S? +"How can a Bishop not allow medical marijuana? I doubt the Bishops have told members to not use it. To me, marijuana is the same as any other painkiller/opioid. Don't abuse drugs, and use them for their intended purposes.","I always take my Dr prescriptions to my bishop for approval, don't you?" +"Most of the black people I have discussed matters of racism and blm with agree that blm are a hate group and that racism in America has done nothing but improve decade after decade. The only reason it is at the forefront now is because it advances the democratic agenda. The problem isn't black or white, it's all the leaches that refuse to work and continue the live of tax dollars. There are just as many if not more white people living this way.",Oh I'm sure the problem isn't all the billionaires that don't pay their share of taxes +"How many championships is a ring worth? This is more of a thing for Scump, he has 22/23 championships with 2 X Games Gold medals but no ring. The general consensus is that a Gold Medal is the 2nd highest valued prize (Behind the ring obviously). So how many championships is a ring equivalent to?",I would say maybe 7 or 8 +It's going to be a big relief when autonomous cars become standard.,But we can't be 100% sure they're safe! +"Doesn't really matter any ways if you check these people's accounts most of them were just shit posting, one guy makes flash games another card games, nothing to do with VR they just seen an opportunity to rustle some jimmies.",Which makes it even worse for us to be getting all bent out of shape over. +Cute Throwaway,"Cute rebuttal, you've convinced me that Hillary never lies" +"Hey eejit! Do you remember the 2008 season when Brady went down and Matt Cassel went 11-5 leading the Patriots, only to go 24-39 the rest of his time in the league? Yeah, the Patriots are designed to work with damn near anybody at QB.",So you're saying Tom Brady is a system quarterback? +I can finally skill up my Fuu.......yay??,I own like 3 and I rolled one more today :D +Are they just messing with the media now lol? Why are they hiding the QBs?,Surprise TY Wildcat Offense +Blind,It would help if she had eyes +"They're choosing between prosecuting women who had natural miscarriages and letting women who induced miscarriages go unpunished. Obviously they consider the latter to be far worse. Also, it used to be commonly believed that women only miscarried because they didn't want the baby enough, and a surprising number of people still believe this. I know someone who was told this by a NURSE in Canada after she miscarried. The nurse said You must not have wanted this baby. Looks like you got what you wanted. This was less than a decade ago.",Yea how dare she not monitor and correct chromosomal incompatibilities +i used to go around and demand that everyone speak in tamil/kannada and then got abused saying if i come to hindi land i should learn hindi.,Hindi is national language bhai +Don't care...not a teenager anymore.,How can you breathe with your nose that high in the air? +The justice system is a joke. As long as they get a conviction they are happy.,And there's absolutely nothing suspicious about him confessing that he was impersonating his brother in that murder shortly after he lost the appeal of his 99 year sentence for another murder. +Reid leaves leaves it up to Charles to suit up!,"And on the third week, he rose again..." +Seems IBO is really popular among the male viewers in japan,"Finally, Gundam is breaking into the young male audience!" +They are like cartoons of survivalists.,caricatures* +I would think that theatrephile is female. So her boyfriend was a straight guy at a gay bar.,"Don't be stupid, there are no girls on the Internet." +I strongly disagree but I don't care enough to put effort into a pointless argument,If you had some redbullTM you would have the energy to argue for hours! +"Dude, everyone knows you can't bleed out from your legs. Shooting someone in the legs is simply the polite thing to do in cases like this. All they were doing was committing armed robbery! Why is everyone so mad at these aspiring rappers?",Thankfully no huge arteries are present in the legs! +HEY EVERYBODY! This guy has a *girlfriend*!,I sincerely apologize for any butthurt my relationship status may have caused +Syndergaard scratched from tomorrow's start with strep throat. Gil to start.,LOL +ARURF Appreciation Thread,"No custom games, no appreciation" +They did earlier. That is why i posted it - funny they don't list it in the update notes... which they usually put in.,"Argh, CBC make up our own minds" +I like how this is tagged as read rule 5 when the bloody title explains the screenshot.,"Obviously, OP needed to circle the entire thing in red, otherwise how would we know what's going on?" +"CMV: Everything wrong with american gun law right there. They wouldn't have been armed with guns and ready to use them, if they did not suspect the home owners might have guns themselves. The robbers are acting in selfdefense just as much as the home owner and they might now have gone through the trouble of having guns if it was illegal to buy them. In Europe most home robberies are being carried out without guns. And does all lives not matter anymore?",you forgot your +Can any of you Clinton supporters explain why so many people surrounding Clinton need immunity deals if nothing illegal happened?,Standard when conducting a security review. +"love this rationale. if you have morals looser than mine, you deserve an invasion of privacy. my neighbor has chronic bronchitis but I don't mind because he never picks up after his dog. Karma!","Man, I'd hate to have an invasion of privacy like bronchitis." +"Trevor's system is utterly fucking retarded. The point of the game is to fix the orders as they come in, not if they come in. There's too much uncertainty resting on whether or not something appears.",Yeah it's so utterly fucking retarded that his system is what got them the 2 stars in the end. +"If, and only if, we get over our weird hang up about strategic voting.","Nah man, I'd rather do something that makes me feel fuzzy than something that actually matters!" +Apple probably didn't input Ziegler into their directory yet.,After two months? +This is my 4th apoc. Jize as a base?,Jize is important in a lot of ALB/Dios teams +The delicious food should be reason enough,I think you forgot the +"Women shouldn't study because it's a waste of time and ressources. Hi there, I just need to vent. I am working in a sleep lab to pay for university and a lot of our patients are old men. Most of the time I get along with them pretty well, but last night I had my very first bingoer who said so much shit I couldn't handle. First of all, my nametag states that I am a student so he asked me what I was studying. Computer Science, I said and he seemed to be happy to hear that a woman is becoming an engineer. But after a while he simply said ..But I don't know if woman really should study. I was a little confused and asked what he meant by that. And guess what his explanation was: Women shouldn't study because they just waste time and ressources because they will have kids and stay at home. I was so shocked to hear that and told him that some people don't want kids. He started to bingo me about how normal it is, that everyone changes their mind and that it will happen at some time. After telling him that my partner and I have 3 cats (I am gay and didn't feel like outing myself. Guess that would make the whole situation even more uncomfortable) he just said that we will be alone and that it is *genetic* to have kids. We *will* have kids, no choice. Oh and he also complained about his son who became a father at 36 and becoming a grandpa at 60 was horrible because he was too old. UUUUGH.","Welp, things are gonna get pretty National Geographic when one of you grows a dick!" +"Judicial Watch Statement on New Clinton Email Court Developments: 5600 of 15,100 Were Government Emails, Not Personal, as Crooked Claimed. Lock Her Up!",Clearly she didn't indent to delete 37% of her government emails +Make Beer Warrior great again.,He's lost his zazz since he no longer spends all day shit posting and playing drums. +Source confirms torn right thumb ligament for Jacoby Brissett. Suffered injury in 2nd half Thursday. Faces likely surgery for stabilization.,"Those poor Patriots just can't catch a break, it just breaks my heart." +"What are considered crutch weapons? I define crutch weapons as weapons that let less-skilled players perform better, but it will either develop bad habits or be suboptimal for more-skilled players. For example, the Liberty Launcher. It's more forgiving for spammy soldiers because of the clip size and it makes people easier to hit because of the projectile speed, but it's also terrible when used by experienced soldiers because the damage penalty means most classes can survive another rocket than usual. Another example, the Soda Popper. You only need to aim once to kill someone because it deals loads of damage in a single burst, but a good scout will have more potential and perform better with the stocks scattergun's 6 shots. Last example I could think of is the Direct Hit. It's very helpful for soldiers that have really poor prediction skills because the projectile speed makes it difficult to dodge so you can just click on people and you would hit them, however a soldier that can predict well will have better performance with the stock rocket launcher's splash damage. What weapons do you consider crutches?",Any non stock weapon +she doesn't look rich... she looks like trailer trash,"shhh, all white people are rich, haven't you heard?" +There's no such thing as a good cop - posted on a bulletin board on my campus,There's no such things as shades of grey either. +Cudi sounds drugged up,That's new +What's the neon cable that's running down to your disc lock?,"I think it's supposed to be a reminder, so you don't try to drive of without removing the lock" +"Serial killers don't get as much attention as they did several decades ago. With politics focused on guns, terrorism, and violence I think these people realize that they will get more minutes of fame this way.",These millenials and their instant gratification... +Wat,But they don't. +What can be done to improve Reddit?,What are you talking about Reddit is the greatest +"Check on my cheating ex.. if the flu missed her,than..",Why choose your ex when there's 95% of the population of Earth to choose from? +Duck duck tequila,Duck duck cocaine +Also the first team to benefit from end of season bye,ASTERISK +When all other wii controllers got taken and you had to use this,That pic is so blurry it actually made me dizzy for a second. +What makes a Souls game a Souls game? I see so many games labelled as The New Dark Souls! Or It's like Dark Souls! Yet the only reason it's compared is because of the difficulty. I'm just curious if I'm the only one who think SoulsBorne has far more to it than Oh it's a hard game! So what do people think makes a Souls game unique besides Difficulty?,"The bad netcode, obviously" +Everyone in this thread listing new cars and hookers and all I can afford is a 5-dollar footlong from subway,Not anymore... +Did he start lifting lately. I've only seen him in videos but he always seems pretty tall and skinny.,He comes to my starbucks every so often after or before working out down the street. +Do you think it's racist to say that someone can't be impartial due to their ethnicity? Should Judge Gonzalo Curiel not be able to hear the case with Trump because Trump said some stuff about Mexicans?,"It would make them slightly biased, but as long as they're aware of it themselves, they could still be impartial." +"Yeah I have always been told you're too young, you don't have any kids yet and i'm like... not having kids is the point. No one will do it. I'm ~30 years old.",Just wait until your hormones kick in and you'll want to have a brood of your own. +Really GPUBoss?,but it has better noise and less power consumption and it has more* fps in metro LL +I called friends 16 year old cousin a wigger. He really is one of those white suburban kids who thinks their ghetto because they listen to Tupac and dress like their in a rap video. He started crying,You don't understand the plight of his people. +So Diverse(TM) and Tolerant(C) that they loop right back into total racism...oh well what else can you expect from a Modern Progressive(PP) campus these days?,Showers will be provided. +That's the key difference dumber vs more educated. Don't need a college degree to have a valid view on abortion,"No, you need a major in abortion, which you can only pass if you support it" +yup. 15 years of domination is all the evidence i need. something denver will never do lol,"Even if they do, I wont say they are the better team every time they lose, because that is nonsense." +Is CS really worth it?,"Given they only teach you how to program in a CS course and nothing else, I'd say it's not worth it." +Almost 4 down with one snipe,Typical Murdock stealing all the kills +I think Gunner's slightly out ranges it as well.,Pretty sure I meant real characters only +Banana,"Uh..... Well pikachu's yellow so I'm gonna go with pikachu, right?" +"Anyone who doesn't like pickles getting asked, Would you like a pickle?","My parents were killed by pickles, don't even joke about that okay asshole." +BBSHD 74V 50A Sinewave Controller 50mph down las Vegas strip,These stunts will ruin electric bicycles in the eyes of society and law. +Every time I try to play heavy and eat a sandvich I get kicked with this error,Did you update your Nvidia driver +What could this mean?!,nice edit +Toronto hockey parents not confident mandatory online Respect In Sports course will bring civility to the stands,They should just take the puck away so that way everyone wins! +"unless they are vote manipulating(and i mean changing votes after cast) or spreading false information that they fabricate than i dont see what the problem is. if another country can expose a truth about a candidate, does it suddenly make that truth irrelevant simply because it came from Russia? plus US politicians complaining about Russia interfering in an election is the biggest example of the pot calling the kettle black. the US interferes in so many elections. some times we dont even wait for elections and we just sponsor rebels to overthrow the elected one.",Facts disclosed by Russians aren't facts and thus must be fully and completely ignored. +Walcott goal vs Chelsea (2-0),theo whatever you are on keep taking it +Why does a good waterproof tent cost the same as a good waterproof coat?,Cuz OP is so fat a coat for him is a tent for us +"There's no way Saya no Uta will ever get an adaptation, but that cast takes the loony-bin cake.",What's so fucked up about loli Lovecraft? +"Wait, why would somebody go too the theater with waterfowl? A duck couldn't follow the plot and would be asking, What's happening? through the whole film.","Unless he was gonna take a crustacean to see iron man 3, I don't wanna hear about it." +What kind of grown person brags about how much candy they have?,"Whatever, you're just jealous you don't have that candy." +Pretty sure this is satire.,No it's not you gay faggot! +"Okay, but thats kinda funny. Disappointment as he walks back inside.","Yeah, failed suicide attempts are super funny and we should make light of them..." +Hatred of the other probably first came from monotheism.,Yeah because before monotheism everyone just got along +Ha just a bimbo bill dicked and said he dicked under oath.,That's funnier the second time I read I think. +"And it's awesome for the people who are actually looking where they are going. I urge you to do this in NYC, it doesn't annoy the locals AT ALL!",^^^^ +"It's so bizarre how many people are putting so much stock into it. It's supposed to be a bit of fun. If it's that important to you, just imagine one. Every time I see people getting angry or upset I want to sit them down and explain that it's not real.","whatever losers, I got a stag so I'm basically Harry Potter and that makes me the best" +R,E +"I have a feeling 8 years from now we'll be talking about Oct 4, 2016",The day Google built up hype for the biggest let down ever +The best part about being a scorpion must be that you can easily scratch your back.,"All while poisoning yourself, too" +Woman on sidelines attempts to catch kickoff in college football game.,I was there and it looked just as bad in person +Brittany is correct. I do not want to put her in college.,enjoy your cancer +Crazy hidden messages in sports logos you might not have known about,I don't get it why would the Warriors make fun of themselves in their own logo? +"Bless your heart for trying, but please listen to u/DeathtoPants!","Not sure why the condescending attitude, but bless your heart for trying." +"She could have done 5 mins of research It's the most popular podcast in her community (online gaming) and she probably should have known already, but she could have checked out an episode and skimmed through it",Yeah I think she knew what she was getting into but the way she remarked it on her stream made it sound so bad with her dad so awkward every second. +Cascade Mall Shooter Arrested,He deserves the death penalty +What makes you think you're important enough for an AMA?,"dont dare you questioning my importance, otherwise i'm gonna show you my mensa membership and IQ" +If I ever get any of these I'd be satisfied.,Dont you see them enough already in every opponent you face? +I think they are on duplicate mode. No one is going to get so many outputs just to show off some monitors,You sir doubt the power of the master race 9 monitor setups are standard nowdays +Can anyone tell me why he covers his camera? Also really entertaining shit i love this guy,Jokes on you that IS his camera +"I've never heard the term stonewalling before, does that mean when one partner just ignores the other until they figure out what they did wrong? (Sorry if this seems pretty dumb, I mean your explanation does make it kind of obvious, just checking I got it right)",No it mean when a bunch of gay people have a big riot +Aston Martin. Any Aston Martin.,"Yeah, the ford fusion is a really good looking car" +Interestingly enough there are people in the world that aren't where you are from,so edgy +New 38 Inch Wide Monitor From LG,14ms sounds like the ultimate gaming monitor +"I don't watch their videos, the point is that they get to appear on official content like PAX coverage, CSL, Community Cup and so on. They have a higher than average knowledge about Magic, but that's not enough to justify that.","So, obviously, the people who produce official content (PAX coverage, CSL, Community Cup) don't have the insight like you have." +"Killed?? Murdered,!",motives are unclear...don't be Islamophobic. +"Want to play a NFS title. Which one should I play, that's the latest and decent? Want to play a NFS title. Which one should I play, that's the latest and decent?",Forza Horizon 3 +"Nice. Is megan there just for attack/deff buff? Or, does she have a purpose im not aware of? :)",She can dots and remove buff on raid bosses. +"And in 2 years when it's abandoned because Google doesn't have the source code for the binary blob they need, everyone will say, it's not Google's fault. Theyll say I wasn't made by Google, it was an HTC phone.","Nah, I can't image Google ever pulling anything like that." +The fucking fuck just fucked the shit in the fucking ass.,"Damnit where is swearbot when you need him, my kids read these posts!" +"Often awkward, often tricky. Slightly clumsy, lightly sticky. Mostly harmless, mostly boring. Madly hopeful. Sadly snoring. Pouting. Doubting. Dull and dreary. Klutzy thrusting, weak and weary. Semi-humpy. Semi-bumpy. Jarring, sparring, loud and lumpy. Indecision. Arm-collision. Best, affection. Worst, *derision.* Intermittent. Inconsistent. Unimportant. Non-existent.","Sprog you bastard, this is a chance for other people to rhyme!" +Getting spanked by cloud9 in soloq,figured there might be some interest here in watching how c9 plays a bit +What is the correct way to protest?,A good protest is one that everyone can just ignore and changes nothing. +They are correct this election. Trump abandoned the whistle and is being clear as crystal with his racism.,But Islam isn't a race +Gently caress their bum.,"I mean, how else are they going to know you are there ready to spot them?" +Double bottle flip,He's been practising that since he was a Chelsea fan +Just pick meta knight for ez prizes,The cost of chemo for recovery after playing brawl isn't worth the 10 dollar prize. +"No, looks like a 1260, I'm only seeing it go around half way at the end, landing on its back",4x = 1440 +0.5x = 1620 +You're part of the problem. You're a white devil who has poison running through your veins.,Gotta maintain that white supremacy by weeding out those who are actually good people. +That is what happens if you win WW2 as axis.,Not far from the truth +Scientists think the corpses of astronauts could unwittingly seed life across the cosmos.,"Oh, so who knows what life has sprouted in the universe from all those dead cosmonauts" +There was huge progress on Luca's Yalu Jailbreak for 8.4.1,wen eta jailbrek +But you can jailbreak the iPhone 7,wen eta +"didnt you really struggle against Ohio, need OT to beat App State and were hot garbage in the first half against Florida?","Don't bring your facts in here, jerk!" +"Idea for a book's timeframe - One day I was blazing it with my mates a few months ago, and I was writing a book for a class, y'know, the ol' two joints up my nose, since blaze and creativity go together. But then I had a eureka moment - What if someone wrote a book that, instead of taking place over a year, two years, thirty years, or even a lifetime, took place in one day? It could be a really long book filled with excitement, action, and deep thought-provoking shit, but it could start with someone getting up, the middle section the guy going through his daily routine, but he could have an awesome or exciting job like a dispatcher or even a policeman going on a high speed chase and spending the day trying to catch and convict the speeder, and 300 pages later, he's brushing his teeth, taking his melatonin, and going to bed. The best part could be that the surprise is that he says All in a day's work before going home, and the reader could be like WAIT... THAT was one day!? It would be genius. Even better, something that takes place over an hour. Fucking with timeframes and smashing a ridiculous bunch of actions into such a small timeframe would give the illusion that weeks or months went by, but it was just one day. Maybe something like this exists already, but if you wanted a writing prompt or something, add this to the list of things you can use.",Saturday? +"What is a race in this context, and how does it relate to metric measurements?",The 100 meter and 200 meter dashes are races +You sure?,"Leave us alone, what did we ever do to you lot?" +I'm going to say that the vast majority of what people say is crazy and outrageous is manufactured outrage to try and discredit him.,"Lmao yeah, everything bad about trump is completely made up and unreal, trump is a completely balanced guy and his morals are in check." +Do people enjoy getting destroyed? In some games people in my team and the other team just get smashed like not even close to the skill level off the rank do people enjoy playing cs like this?,"yes that's why i as a silver one have invested in an esea subscription, as how else am i meant to improve ?" +"If Gus Bradley is fired after this season, what is the chance that the Jags would pursue Tom Coughlin? Just figured this would be an interesting timeline for our team. Not that I've totally given up on Gus yet, but it's looking more that way.",Excellent way to build for the future +we saw it then (afterwards). this pic solved the mystery of the missing watch,They must start drinking young over there. +How to take A site from palace on mirage,why is he streaming with wallhacks on? +Top Mod pleads with users to stop discussing Trump and Clinton.,Sounds like a CTR shill to me +Can you imagine which less blue battleground states he is winning if Michigan is this close?,Yeah he might even have a shot at Texas! +"Do you think it's because a horror movie builds up that anxiousness (is that even a word?) through the likes of atmosphere/tension and then all that comes out through a jump scare? Like say with a blocked nose you try and do one big blow to get it all out, does the scares collectively blow your nose of the anxiety, so to speak. The idea the article mentions of the anxiety changing from being about you to the person in danger is interesting because in general film can be used as escapism and that feels like a part of it.",I like to think of it as it takes aload off the viewer for once. +Great example why SSD isn't (still) ready for production.,"Yeah, and USB will *NEVER* take off!" +"Joseph Smith would have had no financial or personal gains from wrongful deception. Taught in class about why Joseph Smith was definitely not a fraud. It is funny how they can't seem to think Jospeh Smith could ever decieve people. It's like they can't comprehend the possibility. Their arguments were literally There was no deception, and There were no personal gains.",He was trying to help those farmers find the gold buried in their land out of the goodness of his heart. +what bug are you talking about?,"The 0HP gym bug bug; it's all in the title, try to keep up" +Ford Focus lane splits between cammer and Range Rover,Isn't lane splitting legal in California? +Canada checking in: 0.0 traditional families undermined since 2005 when marriage equality became a legal thing. Men and women continue to marry and spawn offspring.,"Obviously the very existence of marriage equality undermines traditional families, can't you see that?" +Looking for specific FIFA 14 players * Legend Bergkamp * Legend Pires (LM/W) * Legend Campbell * Legend Seaman * Green Robben (either one) * IF Higuain (silver) * IF Richard Dunne (silver) * TOTS Yedlin * Orange Aubamayeng * CR7 * Messi * Neymar * Bale * Ribery * Neuer It will be harder to give a price if you only have one of these but beggars can't be choosers. If you have any of these please let me know. **Paying cash**. I don't have any 14 coins left let alone any that can afford these guys. Would like to try them out before I put down FIFA 14 for good. I can get a vouch from a guy that i've done deals with on fifa 14 before if that's important for you. Thx!!! Available on both 360 & XB1,"I probably have a few of these or a ton of coins, DM me on Twitter if you'd like @Loganoir because I'm a lot more active there and I'll send you pictures of what's in my club!" +What's that chicks name?,*Smacker* miles. +"In 4th grade the girls in my class figured out they could threaten to kick boys in the balls to get what they wanted. Boys were scared and did it. Myself included for a while. But when I got sick of it and said no, and they tried to kick me, I caught the girl's foot and just plunked her down on her butt. Didn't hit, kick, etc. just kept myself from getting kicked. I got beat up. By one of the other boys they threatened.",Well maybe we should stop using our privilege to oppress those poor girls and their rights. +"Does anybody else feel like there should be a way to blacklist a few of the really shit legendaries for dropping for you, the same way you can opt out of the more cancerous battlegrounds because blizz knows nobody really wants them?",Oh man and while we are at it we can make it so when the boss dies you can hand pick the piece of gear you want! +Multiple Kill Vehicle or MKV They are not even trying to hide the sole purpose of this device,"The program was cancelled years ago, it never went into production." +A fantastic example of the modern world...Don't you want to die on a battlefield somewhere for their freedom ?,sign me up! +When Psyonix goes on vacation,Have you had a girlfriend? +I like this feature (Windows store won't let you review a game if you have insufficient hardware),"but i can run mobile games, how is this something that even comes up" +"Seahawks QB Trevone Boykin is the 1st rookie quarterback to throw an interception this season. Wentz, Dak, Brissett, and Kessler have all played, all have yet to throw one. Boykin was the 1st.",Rookies aren't safe around that exceptional niner squad +BABYMETAL Black NIGHT by Mist XG,Is this in some way related to the band BabyMetal? +"Mormon missionary was raped by his companion. When he reported it to his mission president, he was told to go back to bed (in the same apt. as his attacker.) No one called the police. Victim was told it was his fault, and dishonorably sent home. (xpost from r/exmormon)","Well, where would we get our morals from without religion?" +"That the quarterback always dates the head cheerleader. I still see this as a Hollywood fallacy, but I've had three American friends 'confirm' it to me.",Sometimes they date a tight end. +Doesn't get more outrun than this.,Not enough neon colours +Why you couldn't use a handgun w/ shield in BF4,thats why you play r6s +"Oh holy Andraste's knickers, that whole thing about being expected to just know everything already without having to be taught... Nmom *still* gives me shit about that too. Especially these days when I say I don't know to something. Nmom: What do you mean, you don't KNOW?? You know EVERYTHING! Damn N's can even mess up a simple, honest ability to admit you don't know something. Jerks.","Well they know EVERYTHING, so obviously you should too!" +"That comment which seemed completely out of context, was insane. It sounded like he was saying that all young housewives who aren't righteous mormons, are busy cooking up meth on their kitchen stove. Yeah, why would a young housewife need to be making money selling meth????","Because they can't survive in today's economy, without that 2nd income?" +Today's Craigslist pickup for $60. can you spot the gem?,"Sheeeeeit, I love Last Action Hero" +My culture is not so weak that is going to die if some american girl use a calavera make up or a english boy use a sombrero. We are stronger than that.,"No no, I was told by SJW's that culture needs to be preserved and white people destroy everything they touch and obviously they know more about your culture than you do" +On the official rubik's app page. 2 orange centers,Is that a new color scheme? +Donald Trump says Hillary Clinton has 'tremendous hate in her heart',what I like most about trump is his overweening sense of humility and modesty. +Hillary's Spanish twitter admits there's SIXTEEN MILLION ILLEGALS in USA.,Undocumented voters +steven universe is pretty bad to be tbh,kill all bad tv shows tbh +This pic gets me every time :),Omg so funny +This just feels like bad fandom. You know who'd really clean up this country? Luke Skywalker! You know who'd figure out a way to get Congress to actually do something? Captain James T. Kirk! No terrorists would mess with us if *John McClane* were Commander in Chief! You know who would be the best president? Jesus!,"Please, Captain Picard or Sisko would be a better pick for leader of the free world." +Dead Cops Compilation - The video BLM doesn't want you to see,After watching this video I now think it's perfectly OK that police kill people who are unarmed +Rawls out for a few weeks,Awesome! +"If the patriots did it, it'd be cheating lol",Why do pats fans always have to make every thread about them???? +"#Sixers McConnell on Embiid: 'He's been flat-out dominant. He's a force down low. He's exceeded my expectations, that's for sure.'","For all the hype this dude is getting, he damn well better be the next Hakeem" +Cops Beat Their Wives & Girlfriends At Double The National Domestic Violence Rate,Probably their wives didn't follow their reasonable demands for compliance. +meh a very short lived temporary transitional dictatorship isn't the worst idea ever,Worked well for Germany and Russia. +"Heard at BYU She was teaching about evolution, and I just don't believe any of it. -Molecular Biology Major",Does evolution even apply to molecular biology? +Study finds young men are playing video games instead of getting jobs,I believe what you meant to say is that the system is rigged against young people and that their relatively poor situation has nothing to do with work ethic. +I knew being forced to read the Count of Monte Cristo in 8th grade would pay off one day.,I knew surviving four years of Revenge would pay off one day... +Sometime. Being RBed wasnt bad,"According to your computer this doesn't happen for another 543 years, so I'm calling bs." +Saw this gem on Facebook,All those girls into pegging never give us nice guys a chance +I think he'd soar in the polls if he actually took a swing at her.,"yeah, women voters love that stuff!" +Detroit Lions waive LB Zaviar Gooden. (Does this mean Levy is finally heathy?),No didn't you hear his career is over and he's lazy and he doesn't care about football anymore and he has a hip parasite +"Drivers who honk during traffic jams, what exactly do you think will happen by making a racket?",So everyone will hurry the fuck up already +Pope Francis backs gay marriage protests in Mexico,Of course he does...because jesus. +LMAO! Cuckstra University has put Trigger Warning signs outside tonight's debate and offers support for those triggered,Making America Great Again is fucking problematic. +Just cause it said dolphin free doesn't mean it really was. What have we learned about labels here? They don't matter because they're all made up!,Yea was just making a joke should have added the +"No TNA ideas, thanks.","No TNA ideas because not like they come up with any good ones, or you know, not like they have the current hottest angle in wrestling." +"Wow, are you the one who came up with 1984 was supposed to be a warning not an instruction manual? You're so bloody deep mate.","omg, someone said something similar to someone else in the last 30 years." +"Sup TEST? So, lurkers, how the hell are all of you? I know you're reading this, it's time to come out of the shadows.","Wait, there is some place *besides* shadows?" +"Yeah, and what the hell was up with the lack of a game or play clock for what seemed like the entire first half?",Obviously the subpar announce crew's fault. +What's a good live fact checker for the debate?,Donald Trump's fact checker +"Yeah, Jimmer should have went on the mission...",33 points in preseason though... +Is this real life?,Or is it a fuck yourself. +"Or she's being fed answers. I'm definitely not trying to be tinfoil, but I notice with some answers, she pauses before and during her replies.","Well, she didnt collapse so I guess this evening was a success for Camp Clinton." +"That's true for all men though, except black men I suppose as they typically don't live as long as other races due to health issues normally.",acute lead poisoning? +It's really easy to pick up and play. One thing I've learned in about an hour of playing is that no one ever picks Fernando. :3 (he's my favourite champion),"You mean Rhino, not sure who Fernando is." +"Nova launcher, homemade wallpaper, lines dark icon pack.",You are a theme making God +TIL Smoking pot will reduce climate change and stop deforestation.,And it prohibits you from using proper sentence structure. +Schamane will ehemaliges KZ heilen - mit Hakenkreuzen,"Hoffe, er potenziert das HK vorher mit Wasser, denn nur dann ist seine Heilwirkung garantiert." +In Cleveland. Eighteen in most of the state.,Same with Chicago +Remember the good ole days where barbaric hordes could sweep across whole continents and dismantle empires? Or when millions upon millions were raped and pillaged because they didn't believe in a Roman Catholic God? The world has improved. Can't argue that it hasn't.,Not for the rapists +What about Remilia/Yuno? She played on Renegades in LCS ^: ^^ ^),Surprising how she was involved in a team being banned due to 'player not feeling safe' or whatever uh. +Maybe a medication for anxiety might be better. You could also look into online dating to meet a man with an equal libido. The online part might help with the social anxiety. Maybe after talking for a bit you'll feel comfortable actually meeting? I dunno. Just my thoughts.,Yes let's cure the drug habit with drugs... +"See, women have been oppressed for like a million years, so now they need to be oppressors for at least that much for things to be fair.",Especially given the men who oppressed them are still alive and at the time knew they were oppressing the women as opposed to being products of their time and brought up in such a way. +"Exactly. In his analogy he neglected to point out that if I don't eat all 300gb of cookies that I purchased, I *should* be able to save them for next month...or get a refund on what I didn't eat. But that doesn't fit their corporate model, so they'll just ignore that part of the analogy.","No, the internet is also like cookies in that if you don't use what you buy before a certain point it expires and you must buy more!" +"Als het al te vol is voor NS personeel (hoeveel mensen zullen dat per trein zijn?) is het toch ook te vol voor betalende reizigers? Ik ben net verhuisd en reis nu lekker met de bus of fiets naar m'n werk, maar begin september was het inderdaad erg druk en vol in de trein...","Maar de reizigers kunnen gewoon met zn 20en in het gangpad staan voor dezelfde prijs als een zitplek, dat kun je je personeel toch niet aandoen." +It also comes out at the end that she pretty much concocted the whole He might succeed Oryx! reasoning as an excuse to have you go and kill a dude who killed a bunch of her friends during her botched raid attempt on the moon.,What I don't understand is why Eris' team didn't wipe and reset. +Deathmatch is too fun Deathmatch is one of the best content... No other place have I been stuck for 5 straight hours without getting tired. Props to the developers for making this great.,Achto defender ice barrage teams are fun to come up against +So two decades for Appenzell and three for Liechtenstein. Or were you trying to make a point?,Maybe it was that women are bad at math and thus are not in STEM fields for a reason? +"1950's America, everyone in suits and cool cars.",Yeah I guess the overt sexism and Jim Crow would be manageable if all of the WASP guys get to wear cool suits and drive unsafe hunks of metal +I agree. She's terrifying.,Yeah she totally rambles. +1984 was one of Kojima's inspirations after all.,I'm not sure where you're getting that. +Wireless technology has improved considerably in recent years. You'd be hard pressed to notice any difference between wired and wireless on some of the newer Logitech mice.,"Omfg I can't feel the mouse cord anymore, my fucking aim is ruined." +"Out of the loop, why are we not supposed to mention it?",Jack Black couldn't control his shit. +"well, if people never really embrace the 3rd parties, i guess it will always remain like this.",But Gary Johnson is more bat shit crazy than both Trump and Clinton combined. +Redditors driving in the left lane: WHY DON'T YOU GET OVER?,"Cause fuck you im 15 mph over the speed limit, get off my ass." +doesn't look all that dangerous,Forgot the +"Trump will accept election results if it's fair, his son says",Said every candidate ever. +Graduation picture on my university facebook page,If only they had some kind of control over how much debt they incurred. +"I'd like to think I'm ok looking - kind of a George Clooney / Brad Pitt mix, but better built - but I'm guessing they didn't much agree.",Pics or GTFO +"Next, *asking* a student how their name is pronounced will be considered a micro-aggression...",That's so racist! +What features does it lack?,My stickers +He ran a 4.9,Yea but he's black so obviously he's fast +Guess what happened,Your team won because the enemy team never expected them to go beach +Strange isn't it? E-Q-U-A-L-I-T-Y,But it was so sweet! +Fellow PC College Kids,The best reason to care about consent is just because you don't want to get in trouble! +That's how I did myself and a friend on crota but skolas would be easy too. Just go offline and Noone will join,Just go offline and Noone will join Excellent idea! +"It's amazing how uninformed most people are about the process of developing a game, especially a game as complex as DayZ. Stop complaining.",It's amazing that people who are not in game development are unaware of game development. +"It's from the days of old /b/, someone would make a rate me thread and the denizens would make outrageous demands for verification. shoe on head! sharpie in pooper The more daring would actually do it. I don't know where the misogynist bit came from because it was usually guys ffs.",No Shitlord it's clearly a way for the alpha-males of /b/ to assert their masculine dominance over women... +Exactly. I've had some reddit detective in my last MM who concluded that I'm smurfing because I was doing too good and had an account with the same name on my friendslist... and he proceeded to tell me to get a life and that I play on this account because I am too bad to play on my main. Usually the people getting mad over somebody doing well in a videogame are far worse than the smurfs themselves.,"...they aren't getting mad you are doing better than them, they are mad you are a little punk bitch who is too scared to play at his own level so he goes to the elementary school playground to play pickup games with 11 year olds and shit talks them after winning." +besides btc what are good stores of value for when it pops?,"Drugs, ammunition, and water." +Its not my bot. That's what I wanted to find out.,Frankie Cooks is the greatest show ever! +"The infamous corruption that somehow leaves no evidence, even when Republicans control the investigation. This false equivalency is ridiculous and utterly baseless.",Because it's impossible to be extremely immoral while still following morality-agnostic law like ours +Scanned thru comments looking for the first person to mention Clinton or Trump. Paydirt!,Obligatory Trumpism He should've stopped and frisked him first; that would have been law and order. +"So, they will have a rap economy? Did I miss a letter there?",Well that and professional sports. +Cumberbatch will appear in Avengers : Infinity War,"Well, no shit Sherlock.." +Random drops from the hardest content.,Oh right I forgot that somehow nullifies RNG silly me. +He put the pokemon on GTS and you have to claim the pokemon Example: Houndoom exchange for Magikarp,it was +"10 team standard scoring roster Wr: Julio, Allen Robinson, Brandin Cooks, devante Parker, Travis Benjamin Rb: Hyde, Ryan Mathews, Chris Ivory, Thomas Rawls, Dwayne Washington Should I flip one of my top 3 receivers for Matt Forte?",Try to make it Cooks if you do +Use the voice feature on the remote to search by voice.,"Tried this, says no results found when I select Playstation Vue after it searches" +Tweets are protected. SCREENSHOT THEM BOI,nah dude OP is tryin to get followers +After I logged out Sunday they built a platform around me.,Nice try bot. +Jimmy Durkin on Twitter: #Raiders have signed defensive linemen Demetrius Cherry to the practice squad.,I think Marcel Reece for Demetrius Cherry was basically getting our value back here. +Lu Xiaojun Snatching 160kg in the Rio Training Hall!,daddy +"Excellent, a real challenge for Khabib before he can truly claim a shot.","Yeah, Dos Anjos is chump." +Would masturbation count toward the mileage? Cause that could make it go up dramatically. What about sex with a woman that involves a strap on? So many questions...,"Neither, because the female orgasm is a myth so why bother masturbating?" +Liking more what I'm seeing today as of now than yesterday. The energy you'd expect from young rookies is there.,The Matteau effect +What word is commonly mispronounced?,Ennui +You sound triggered,I need my safe space man +"I know! Haha. Just remember: The Bible Belt is also the Gay Porn Belt, the Food Stamp Belt, the Meth Belt, the HIV Belt, the Teen Pregnancy Belt....and they decide that another religion is TOTALLY something they need to worry about.",That's because Christianity is under assault in America: Christians are being discriminated against and repressed. +1v1 Karl Vs Noah. Karl move aside we have a new star in our horizons.,Whoa Noah has UBB now. +Vaccines do not cause Autism. Evolution is real. Global Warming is caused by man.,I think you mean climate change +My attempt! (Mock-up everywhere),Imagine playing with the tiny detachable parts... +"PGT: CANUCKS @ SHARKS Sharks kill Jake Virtanen in effort to win meaningless pre-season game. **PERIOD 1** CANUCKS 1-0: Bo Horvat (1) - ASST: Jake Virtanen (1) **PERIOD 2** SHARKS 1-1: Barclay Goodrow (1) - ASST: Kevin Labanc (1), Ryan Carpenter (1) **PERIOD 3** CANUCKS 2-1: Sven Baertschi (1) - ASST: Ashton Sautner (1), Jordan Subban (1) SHARKS 2-2: Tommy Wingels (1) **OT** SHARKS 3-2: I don't fucking know, some nobody",Let's get that tank out of storage +Take solace in one fundamental truth: FUCK THE CUBS,"You can't say that shit here man, this is their subreddit too" +These Companies Are Allowing Employees to Use Marijuana at Work,But then they drug test. +A dead DPS does no DPS at all.,"That's why your job is to heal them through their stupidity, duh!" +The weather radar in Adelaide at the moment.,Meep +"Another 'end of the world' prediction! - I've survived 53, according to Wikipedia, I look forward to the 54th!",Still a better deal than the current US Presidential candidates... +"I agree that the Sun is not exactly the pinnacle of journalism or close to it but it's one of the most widely read newspapers not only in the UK but in the world. (Outside of Asia it's the third most widely read paper behind Bild and the Wall Street Journal) Banning that just because the conference is in Liverpool is ridiculous in my opinion. You may not read it but many read it regardless, yes it isn't even good journalism for the most part but removing it from the Labour conference has nothing to do with its current content, it's only because of the Hillsborough disaster coverage.","Of course, the sun has changed a lot since then...." +Inca o minune a capitalismului.,Nu exista coruptie in Comunism. +JW clearly spinbotting,"Omg my teammate was doing this is ct spawn too, it's so Ez to cheat is this game omg why hasn't valve banned him" +"Wait, what? I thought Templeton was Paul Lynde.",Sorry I forgot the +Why does subzero seem to not have a scar when he is wearing his mask?,"Who gives a fuck about canon, amirite?" +"SHINee to film Weekly Idol on October 2nd, their first appearance after 3 years and 6 months",I need to see Key do all of the girl group dances from the past 3 years! +How do black people know that white people don't understand them?,That is about the most Racist comment I have ever heard. +That guy's just trying to get laid.,"Typical of these rantbabies - screaming about something they have no fucking clue about, because all the kewl kids are doing it or because he hopes it'll convince a rainbow-haired she-twink to let him cum in her (Airport's Law)" +Blue Mosque in Istambul,Istambul was Comstamtimople +In 8 anni Musk pensa di poter iniziare la colonizzazione di Marte. La Raggi non pensa nemmeno di poter risolvere il problema delle buche.,Qualcuno chiami Marino +DRM shouldn't even exist to be fair.,"oh yeah, a company should *never* need to protect its intellectual property." +Can we just stand back and appreciate the fact that this is the first time in AGES that Russell and Dara have been on the same show again?,"Yeah, I thought we would never see these two legends of comedy together again." +U.S. Government To Pay $492 Million To 17 American Indian Tribes,"That's less than we gave Iran, good to see Obama has his priorities straight" +"Player keeps hiding in Leomund's Tiny Hut - help me get her out ! Ok, so a wizard in my campaign has taken to delaying a combat (by getting other players to distract sentient enemies by talking and the like, or keeping them occupied so fighting doesn't occur) and then casts Leomunds Tiny Hut for all the jump in jump out shenanigans, and my creatures can't get to them. Any ideas on how I can get to said caster or stop the casting without resorting to surprise attacks/ambushes every five minutes or mindless beasts that just charge straight in? There are Lovecraftian elements to the campaign if that helps. But yes, any advice or suggestions that wouldn't make it feel as though I'm screwing the player would be greatly appreciated. I'm more after something to challenge her tactic of 'bubble everything when possible'. Thoughts?",Two questions: (1) Who is Leomund; and (2) Does he mind her going in his Tiny Hut? +No kidding. All they told me was get a job and stop bitching. Must by all that privilege I've got...,"Since you're white, all you had to do was just walk up to any white CEO and land a fancy job" +Clinton Gains 4 Points on Trump in First Post-Debate Pol,It seems that Empress Palpatine will defeat Jar Jar Trump in the upcoming elections +At first I was like wtf is this garbage? Then I realized I accidentally clicked all subreddits. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy..,"Yes, godforbid you accidentally stray out of your tailor made echo chamber and are confronted with differing opinions." +LUL stadium is cp stage u scrub,Not in a best of 5 homie +Playboy and the False Normalization of the Hijab,ISLAMOPHOBIA +Uhm... ok.,"Last warning lotech, DONT PUSH IT." +You're just digging yourself a bigger and bigger hole. P.S. You're wrong.,Don't you mean a more big hole? +"PSA: Mod Tools are NOT coming to console. EVER. I see so many comments 'how do I get custom maps on console?' 'I hope they come to console' 'are mod tools coming to console' etc, the answer is no. It has been said by Treyarch themselves that they aren't going to consoles, and with the current engine it would be practically impossible. Stop posting/commenting asking if they will be on console.",So they ARE coming to console? +i always snicker at 0:59 when the legal 30.06 aka the legally binding don't bring in a gun sign is in perfect focus. like that did a lot.,Are you suggesting criminals would break the law? +"BS ratings, no way SKT get 9 in experience with 4 world champions and all their players having won at least 2 international events, 3 in Duke's case",Ah but the worlds stage is totally different to other big international events +"Now it makes sense, you play warsong commander so you get +1 dmg back. Trollface",I smell a new archetype in the making +Are you seriously asking why people are assholes on the internet? You might as well ask 'guys why do people feel the need to be mean'? It's a meaningless question.,It's a free karma post... can't downvote it or you're racist +This guy is well on his way to a Pulitzer Prize,Pulitzers are rigged. +Those are from Kirk and Rob. I was on the left side of the stage when they threw them at the end of the show.,"That's awesome, now I wish I'd bothered to get closer." +If Crews can do it I don't see any reason why I can't!,Unless you don't use Old Spice.... +Crown Prince Garoppolo throwing at practice today.,It wasn't that tight of a spiral... calm down! +It doesn't work on Chrome on Mac OS Chrome Version 53.0.2785.116 (64-bit) Mac OSX Sierra 10.12 (16A323),But it works in Safari :) +Its clear to me now. Trump is a predator. He seeks out smaller businesses and has them do the work and then stiffs them knowing they don't have the resources to fight it. Scum.,That makes him smart! +More like to pay the 17 Chiefs.,"Yes, Indians are all corrupt and cannot be trusted to responsibly manage their money." +"Yeah...the website is littered with spelling errors, syntax errors in grammar, and their 'main office' is a nondescript row house in the suburbs. The provider of their App (Qup Inc) seems to be pretty slick, but...I'm not seeing much that would fill me with confidence in oRide.",It's only been registered since May ... give them some time to fix it +"Even if this whole signalling story is true, there won't be any definitive proof and it's not like Hillary and Lester will just come forward and admit guilt. This feels like a red-herring...",What are you talking about Lester is a republican +Anarchocapitalism says otherwise.,Because anarcho capitalism is of course an actual anarchist philosophy +"Arizona paper faces death threats, subscription cancellations after Clinton endorsement","I love living in a civilized, first-world country where people are free to threaten to kill newspaper publishers/editors!" +Donald Trump conducted illegal business in communist Cuba: report,"Yeah, but he didn't shoot Vince Foster in the face so I'm still with Trump." +"Brownie gets the milk as Blackie waits his turn - Nat Farbman/LIFE magazine, California, farm near Fresno, 1954",But humans are the only animal to drink *other* animals' milk!! +"The biggest thing about Clinton is violating security protocol. If it's found that one of Bush's cronies did the same thing, they should be nailed to the wall right beside Clinton. Both Clinton and everyone involved under Bush should be looked into further for trying to obscure things. Given the magnitude, I would really fucking hope that something conclusive is found. Point being, yeah, this Well X did it. bullshit needs to stop. I don't care what party it is. When they're subverting our political system, they need to be stopped. If they're caught after they've already been in office they can still serve as example to those that come after them. If they're caught in office or before running for another position, that should be the end of their service. You didn't catch them while they were doing it or Well X did it should not be looked at as valid excuses for letting this sort of thing slide. Ever.","But this as always happened, just leave it alone." +the lawsuits are being procedurally generated. There are 18 quintillion possible lawsuits.,"So like their supposed features; their lawsuits filed against them, are also mysteriously lost?" +This is not concrete..this is New Delhi,"NO, THIS IS PATRICK." +"just making sure; water, right?",It's actually pure sin +"Real talk, I'd vote for Biden over Hillary any day.",Brave comment +There is also no outcry whatsoever when Jihadists shell residential areas that are under government control in Aleppo. Only BAD SYRIAN GOVERNMENT articles are shown on mainstream media.,Yeah nobody ever talks about jihadists in the western press +"as someone who loves the diablo series and diablo clone games, fuck diablo 3 in its shitty 999999 million crit damage numbers that don't mean anything",Say that to my OP thorns modifier of never-death :^] +Hero vs Ishii booked for Global Wars Night 1,bloody imports +"138 Hour Detail of a McLaren F1 GTR Longtail for The Quail, A Motorsports Gathering -",Great support from the owner +"Fiction book with extremely intelligent characters/advanced strategies For those of you who watch anime, something similar to Code Geass or Death Note.","Daemon by Daniel Suarez, and its sequel, Freedom." +Pretty much everything he's done to be honest.,"I agree, Super 8 was a terrible film." +"Children with autism, who may become overwhelmed by crowds or noise, will be able to browse the Zoo for an hour before it opens to the public",I do not see how getting into the park early to beat crowds will be abused. +"Had to look this up, had no idea there was a sequel planned! And Ford coming back, Ryan Gosling, Dave Bautista, Jared Leto. Cool",a sequel nobody asked for...hurrah +"Uhh, how about we see whether she is a compelling, interesting character?",B-but she's a women... +"I can see the timer. It still doesn't explain *why* he was chasing you. I'm just saying; Dogs chase things for no reason, not humans. You may not know the reason, but there will have been one.","You're right, maybe I dropped my wallet" +"TIME FOR APHRO TO ROAM AND KILL MID-TOP-JUNGLE, BECAUSE BOT IS LOST ANYWAY.",THE ONLY THING APHRO IS GOING TO BE KILLING IS HIMSELF +"I'll probably get downvoted for this, but what's the big deal about smoke bombs? Is there a direct correlation between passionate fans and number of smoke bombs ignited per match?","You Yanks don't understand football future, mate." +"Your gear will probably feel just as powerful, once you min/max it to account for the 1.4 changes, and start using the new level 33 mods. so , it isn't that your gear is now underpowered for 1.4, but that it was overpowered for 1.3. Nobody should be able to take down a level 35 mob with one or two shots.",but that's work +"It brought crime down allot, but the left shit it's collective pants when they realized minorities committed more crime then the rest of the population so they shut it down.",yes thats what it was +"Why would you unbind heavy attacks? I know they aren't all great, but thy have their uses. Plus recoveries need the button.",Flair checks out. +"About this 1x a week for advanced lifters thing. I see myself as a pretty advanced lifter (335bench, 480 dead, 360 squat) and I hit most body parts 1x week. I do chest, arms, legs, shoulders, back, legs, rest. I really don't see a problem with it as long as the volume is sufficient.",360 squat is advanced...k +It's never a good idea to let kids answer the door without mom or dad right there That was the exact quote from the Friends of Scouting person at our door yesterday. Not - Hello let me introduce myself Not - You have some beautiful/polite/very impressive children Not - Forgive me for coming to your home unannounced to solicit money Not - I'd like to get to know you - how long ago did you move in? Where did you come from? Is there anything I can do for you? No this person upon seeing my DW and her porn shoulders after 2 of our children answered the door determines that he needs to give us a parenting lecture. No worries - DW put him in his place Excuse me? You come to my home unannounced and before you even introduce yourself you pass judgement on my parenting? Yeah I scored in the marriage department (she left TSCC first too - I was smart enough to follow). And no we didn't give any money to the ward scouts.,But it's totally fine to leave them alone with an adult to be questioned about their sexual habits +Washington Mall Shooter Illegally Voted: He registered to vote despite not being a citizen and participated in at least three elections,"All for Republican candidates, I'm sure." +"Yep, the only way around it at the moment is to select the chroma armor package on rank up and hope a Y2 class item drops, unless you happen to already have one lying around.",oh cool so I only gotta rank them up another 25 times +Quick comparison. David's 750 gums vs Edith's 750 gums,How does Jfactory compare to Edith +they were just FWB,"If I wanted to tell THAT story, I would've" +"You found me Cortana - Cortana - Halo 3 So I'll lay out the scene for you. Played Halo CE when I was very young (so young, I was too scared to complete the Flood missions without my Dad in the room). Loved it. One day I go into Blockbuster and see Halo 2 sitting there, reduced. My Dad buys it for me, we play through it... again, in love. Few weeks later, I go onto my computer and find the Halo 3 E3 2006 Announcement Trailer... I can't stop watching it. I'm like, 11 years old at this point. September 2007 comes. I don't own an Xbox 360 and my Dad can't afford it (obviously I'm too young to get it myself). All my friends have it, come into school telling me about it for about a year. The following August 2008, my birthday, I have saved enough money to buy myself an Xbox Arcade Console, but not enough for Halo 3. I'm not going to lie, I could have cried. Get home, start playing the arcade games on my console. My Dad comes through the door after work, wishes me happy birthday and has a present in his hand. I look at it, too big to be a game case, but still excited. I open it. What's inside? Not just Halo 3. The Limited Edition Halo 3, the one with the 2-disc, metal box, holographic sleeve. Never, in all my life, have I been excited. Then, he does the impossible. He pulls from behind his back a brand new Xbox Controller. He starts laughing and so do I. It's a Wednesday, so he doesn't have work and I'm calling in sick at school. We don't have enough money for Xbox Live, but by god, It never mattered. We get in our PJ's, we load up the game, I hear the opening Halo music, which I remember from Halo CE, and load up the Campaign. For almost 6 hours straight, at 1am, we get to the this cutscene. Chief opens the door, screen goes black for a few seconds, and all you hear is 'You found me' *cue Piano key*. This. This is the single happiest moment of my life. August 6th, 2008 and 1am. It may not mean much to most, but never having enough money for anything when we were little, the thought of not having Halo 3, even though I had finally saved up enough for the most basic Xbox console, and then seeing my Dad walk in with a game we've both played together from the start? That's shit you can't take away from a 12 year old kid and it is still my favorite childhood memory.",Hey so uh I think you might've left some onions behind? +Luckily I still look 29. The kids I work with are in high school lol.,"Ancient, man." +Top 15 Soccer Stars Who Were Shockingly Left Off Their National Teams,Truly it will go down as one of the greatest mysteries as to why Karim Benzema was left out of the French squad in Euro 2016. +Fucking pathetic. Rappers that do this shit are sellouts and snitches. Embarrassing. Hilary doesn't give a shit about the ghetto,Yeah I'm sure trump is down +Thanks but in Canada so it would probably be cheaper to keep it somewhat local,"Try [Keener Jerseys](http://wwww.keenerjerseys.com), they're in Winnipeg" +Make trains great again,Trains were never great +Cop who gunned down his ex-wife on an Asbury Park street to be sentenced,Will he claim to had fear for is safety? +Evangelicals Give a Long Weepy Account of Losing The Culture Wars,"Oh, those poor victims." +The scientific polls show a big win for Hillary Clinton in the first debate,Lol you libs with your facts and science and logic.... +Everything but Viper Strike. Or melee attacks in general.,"Why is viper and melee bad for stacking poison, specifically?" +what will America be like if trump wins?,"About the same, except America will be great again." +You know you can enter sealed events with them and then drop right? One pack costs 47pp that way so you could open close to 100 packs.,Opening Treasure Chests seem like a more straightforward version of hoping to convert random rares into tix +Game Thread: Week 4 - Cincinnati Bengals (1-2) VS Miami Dolphins (1-2) [](/CIN)Cincinnati Bengals VS [](/MIA) Miami Dolphins Time: 8:25 PM EST *Help the mods by reporting trolls* **Sort by new for up to date discussion.**,Wait why didn't we fair catch that at the 5 +"Love Alaska but starting to think this show is a bit rigga morris. She seems to be getting such a good edit. I can't see that the judges didn't read that outfit at all, it was one of the worst this week","She's Alaska she can wear whatever, and people will ggag..." +Gee I wonder which company this woman works for,Facebook +"For a sniper, Caitlyn ironically thrives with attack speed Not a huge deal. You would just think the iconic sniper of the game would have a slow, powerful, calculated auto attack rather than going one damage and like 3 attack speeds items and runaans. I know i know it's a video game, or if there was a rapidfire sniper they'd be OP. I guess thematically it just bothers me. No?",She should have recoil and a slow reload mechanic +"I like how the media, because she's female, portrays her as a victim even when she was going to meet an underage person and potentially do wrong. If she were a man, this would be a non story and Global wouldn't be all over it.",Being a man is so hard these days. +Arizona Republic gets death threats after endorsing Clinton,"Trump has the best people, the best supporters, simply the best." +"Heh what timestamp was this? I need context, damnit!",Not sure if +"lmao, you're a joke. Your argument falls apart faster than Jenga",Because ALL Muslims are out to convert people is certainly a strong and well-reasoned argument. +"Dude, noice!! Go buy a lottery ticket lol",And then get struck by lightning +"Careful when you say any rational fraction - 1/2, 1/3, 1/4.... That list does not contain all rationals.","Yeah everybody knows you can't make a list of all the rationals, that's why they're uncountable." +"You know, Linux distros","What's Linux, all I know is Windows, Microsoft, etc" +Or all the wings of all the libraries.,My phone has access to flying libraries. +"Technically, yeah. But she was just asking for it.",The the microphone *fell* out of her hand. +"Am I the only one who had the opposite? :( One of my contract uses had the pirate skritt stuck on a rock so it just sat there. So I went to about 5 other skritt stashes and every time I used a contract or two, it would take the contract and the pirate wouldn't spawn.. so I lost probably a dozen or so contracts. Not a big loss, but eh.. :(","They should have made the contracts work like gathering tools, no weird pathing bugs, no weird use the item but give no reward bugs, and the exploits wouldn't be working either." +thank you for building our mrt,quality shitposting +PewDiePie's Tuber Simulator is out!,Add me: Cheesetale +So.. if Zamasu switched minds and bodies with Goku.. Who's Zamasu?,Goten +"And Al Andalus, and Tours, and Vienna. ;-)",Golders Green and Barnet must be retaken! +"Not a man - but.. I am a girl who are into girls and guys. I feel like most of the hate for unsolicited nudes stem from lack of interest and/or consent, really. Like a sexually-open straight man would appreciate an unsolicited vag pic, but probably not a dick pic. From their friend. Who they never had an interest in. Which is the common case for many women... they have guy friends who, out of nowhere, just sent nudes. Now if they're interested they probably won't mind. But most of the time, they aren't, and it becomes disgusting. It really is just a matter of reading the signs and/or asking someone to make sure they're okay with sexting or whatever the hell. I mean imagine if you were walking down the road, someone flashed you their dick/vag for 10 seconds, and they just walked on. Yeah, yeah... you might not care. You'll just laugh. But for a lot of people, it's a violating act. Why? Lack of consent. Lack of interest. Again. Point: sending unsolicited nudes might or might not offend someone depending on their interest in you and consent. So the better thing to do is just ask. And follow through with their answer.",But I want to show you my penis and shock you and surprise you.......whatever PC culture of 2016 :) +Sit on my lap and take a lil sip,You have beautiful eyes +That remind me of myself... My ex battered the kids and injure me. I've call the police and they came for ARRESTING ME?!?,"Well, you're a big strong man, so if a woman beats you, you must have deserved it." +Man fails to break plastic coke bottle.,Haven't seen that before anywhere on the internet +How much cell phone data do you use a month? How much cell phone data do you use a month?,"Well, now that I'm on the $48/5GB plan, I'm streaming and tethering a lot more, but still have yet to break 1GB with a week to go in this billing cycle." +Hillary keeping Bill off trail due to rumored affairs: report | New York Post,"Yep, I wondered why he wasn't at the debate" +Seems like they are rebranding everything to be (G)oogle something.. It's good rebranding it.,Can't wait for G Message +This is what happens when you drop your iPhone while running on a treadmill,"Quality phone, no wonder it costs so much" +Nope,nkthellios the comment thief +French court to rule whether citizens can smile in passport photos,Now they only have to find a few smiling french to evaluate this +Or move.,Thanks +"Lag causes wallhacks i was playing some 2fort, and i had like 200+ ping, and an enemy scout took our intel, and he had an outline like the one you have when you spawn, whats so strange that when he died, the outline didnt dissapear but it appeared on him all the game, what made him an easy target for me.",Nice try hacker +"401k plan doesn't work if you don't have access, but if you don't have access to a 401k you likely have access to a 403b, a SEP-IRA, or at worst a combination of IRA/Roth IRA/myRA accounts.","Yeah but 403(b)s and IRAs *also* don't work if you don't put money in, so clearly the system as a whole is broken" +"Even *then*, it's still not fair because weight can be changed and your height can't be. :(","No it's totally fair, height is permanent so it makes sense to ask, but she can lose weight so giving the current number is meaningless" +"TIL, I could have gotten into Princeton in 1893.",Have you seen college entry exams from around that time? +"This is a famous renaissance painting, The Fall of Rebel angels by Pieter Bruegel the elder",I just figured Supreme cranked out a renaissance masterpiece to throw on a coaches jacket +Pennsylvania Mayor Posts Racist Meme About Lynching President Obama,"But it's not about race, because its never about race, right?" +Sun&Moon dual pack comes with code for 200 free pokeballs,Best bonus ever +"moms caring for sons, pt 2. now with lawsuits against me",Repeatedly insulting your oppressors is a great way to open a fair discourse... +"Oh, so she doesn't understand direct communication. Gotcha.","Clearly he wasn't communicating the answer she wanted to hear, maybe if she asked him again he would change his answer." +Not even Hideo knows what was really going on dude.,Probably why Konami got rid of him :( +They are simply reacting to drops in their game sales. They haven't figured shit out. Trust me.,"Yeah trust him, he owns those companies." +"Hey Sean, its time to open your big ****ing mouth and explain what happened","I am sure Sean will listen to you, and not his lawyers." +Their memes are next level. I also follow DotA and they think too much ahead for memes.,"Their Cross-game memes are also way better (2ez4itz, Chinese Heart,...)" +Damn I picked my wallet up in Ireland in 2010for I think $30. Would that count?,"No, only items made in the US are BIFL" +wow tournment,Omg wut a fail. +Will someone explain why people are so interested in space whilst the planet they live on needs so much?,Because not everyone needs to exclusivly work on the problem most important to you all the time. +Why do you think businesses are already playing Christmas music?,Fighting back against the War on Christmas(tm) +War. War never changes.,I take it you like Fallout? +"except terrorist attacks were way higher in the 80s/90s than now. we just didnt hear about them/care because a huge swath of them were carried out by white IRA members instead of le scary brown muslims xD also you can always tell someones age when they piss and moan about PC culture, because the 90s was literally the start of PC culture, and it was everywhere, and no one whined about it until now. as far as free speech, donald literally wants to change the laws so he can sue any newspaper that writes a single negative thing about him. so youre right on the free speech thing.","Oh look, a neutral and unbiased comment explaining something." +"walkabout next single, being performed at every show ever. fans outraged bring back californication and give it away",It was even confirmed by RHCPTV5 +Trump Was Apparently Right About the Debate Microphone,But what about the secret hand signals Hillary was throwing out? +Star Citizen: Reverse the Verse 2.9 - UK,Everyone with doubts about the scanning mechanic should watch this episode. +"After ONE DAY of worlds, I've already seen people jump to the craziest conclusions... People seriously, have you all never done this worlds thing before? Were none of you here last year, where even after a WHOLE WEEK worth of games and upsets that created some pretty wild predictions, we were all silenced and everything returned to normal? I mean I've seen people saying that Brazil deserves it's own spot after ONE win, I've seen the entire EU collapse after one day, and I've seem CLG become the favorite to win worlds after ONE win (ok that one might just be me). And I'm not saying none of these things are true, and maybe you're all just joking, but just in case you aren't, SLOW THE FK DOWN. One game in a bo1 doesn't mean anything at all about how strong a team is, and I would have thought that after a whole split of bo3/2 we would have figured that out. There's still plenty of time for EU teams to show up, there's ALWAYS a chance for CLG to disappoint, and before you know it the WC games might still be super boring from here on out.",Yeah lets not make assumptions off of the only evidence we have +"Look, see that liberals? We can disagree with someone and still respect them!",But Trump supporters are violent bigots +"Relax. If we ignore it , it will go away.",BLAME THE BOOMERS. +"Are you kidding? At 6 mil I'd take Gallagher, patches, Galch, Radulov, shit even Emelin over turtlePleck",Should have put an +"If women really did make marketably less than men, ceo's would be tripping over themselves to only hire women since they could pay them less.",But men hate vagina and love toxic masculinity. +"Kid named Rowdy. Super nice kindergartener. Wondered why the hell his name was Rowdy. Met his mom. Dad was MIA. Lived with grandma. In a hoarder-house and they smoked inside with the window closed. He graduated last spring. Saw him walking in the rain at 9 am - not sure where he was headed, but all I could think was he was headed in the wrong direction. :(",His dads name was Mia? +The Braves now have a better record than the Diamondbacks. Remember that one trade that was supposed to help the Dbacks in the short term?,"Thanks guys, you really just made my job at Minor League madhouse that much easier." +"Doesn't work as you approach the poles, sorry. Those who live far north and south won't get much mileage out of this tip.",just change out minutes for months and you should be fine +"It's worth about $180-$200 Canadian. Just got mine today too, with a foul Nissa too",Nissa is rather foul at times +"In the UK it's law once a foot is on the crossing, all traffic has to stop. Spandex do this all the time..",Rules don't apply to bikers. +Make Me Break Lmao,Wasn't sure if you were a boy or girl... checked the username ... Jesse... the new Pat +My friend went to Utah for a work season. When she got there she was walking down the road in a modest tank top and had noooo idea why people were cat calling her in passing vehicles. The sexiness of shoulders blew our minds.,That Jezebel. +An actual tear in the playoffs is all that's missing in his career,"I wouldn't wish injury upon him, sheesh" +"So you are saying, eh... its okay... because all types are getting killed by police, be it murder or justified? Jesus christ...","Yes, that's *totally* what he means by that, good job decoding that big guy." +"What lessons did Dad's 3 a.m. visits to your bedroom teach you, Ivanka?",Hahahahah nothing like a child rape joke +"I tripped dm-verify Hey im stuck in a bootloop while trying to flash my G930A, can anyone lend some advice?",Flash factory image via Odin +"I think this is a good move, getting 45% of black money is better than nothing. Time to hunt down those who did not declare. Stricter anti corruption laws should not get much resistance in parliament now.",That's the next step +Yeah rules are different for famous people or did you not receive the memo?,You dropped your +"First time seeing her, god people people need to stop objectifying her so damn much, he' actually better than some casters that remain unmentioned.",White knight much +TIL in 2010 the owner of Segway Inc. died after accidentally driving his Segway off a cliff.,"Once you reach the top, it's all downhill from there." +they said they are doing it for every set,I think he forgot the +Filsdelama | Zac Efron - Scream + HDDTHR FC 97.25% 429pp #1,legit +"Eric Church went to App State, what's his affiliation with Clemson or Louisville?","They're in the south playing football, so obviously any country music star will do right?" +The,fuck +At the moment I'm on the fuck Canada train because of Montreal passing the pit bull ban.,Yes let's all hate all of Canada because of one shitty law passed in one city +"Are you looking for anything specific? I have guardian Anubis, juggler arcana, whizzed, or a sniper takumi rx-t. But I'd need a lil something extra for that",damn what an offer! +This B03 format is simply unfair for G2. They should make this a no top 10 team ever gets eliminated.,you forgot the +"GUYS, WE SHOULD BE TALKING ABOUT HILLARY'S BASEMENT DWELLERS COMMENT. THIS COULD END HER CAMPAIGN. SHE TRULY HATES AMERICANS. ONLY CARES ABOUT DONORS. #FollowTheMoney",But Trump is racist +Ca me fout la rage...,"alors, tu vas etre tres tres enerve apres les 7% de melechon aux presidentielles" +Catgi? Corgat?,Corgitty +"Hey noobs There's a difference between a sniper playing for his teammates and the teammates playing for the sniper. I'm co-leading, organizing every defaults, our bomb site taking, nades, etc .. I'm going first when it's tough eco/buy round, and I'm throwing the nades when we do specific tactics. In the pistol round I'm buying the smokes and flashes. Anyway life is tough sometimes but I'm getting paid very well. I don't care about having 30 frags, 1.50 rating, I don't care having fragmovie about me, I want to win. And you know what? I've been winning since 10 years with all of my teams. I'm not here because I'm shox' best friend. Shox got kicked a couple of times and I've always followed him coz' I like playing with him, we see the game the same way and we have the same work ethic. No disrepect, today we have the best team ever, IG / Outgame. Still a young team but proud of what we've done so far.",wow still so funny everytime :D +Soooo this is what we've come to...,Tickets for TNF against the Bengals last year were going for $15-$20 +How about instead of talking about it to the media you fucking coach him properly?,"Irsay isn't a coach, but ok that makes total sense" +Why do TV shows keep making this stupid error?,Literally unwatchable now +"Hillary Clinton is 'nasty, but I can be nastier,' Trump says",I think Reagan and Romney used the same line of reasoning. +Trump-loving Pennsylvania mayor under fire for posting racist meme depicting Obama lynching,"Yea, I bet if he would not support Trump this would have never happened and this guy would be well-balanced." +JRRizzo Might Have Found a Nan Sapwe Upgrade,"A lot of WW have an upgrade in code but the upgraded version are identic to the non upgraded version,like in BO2 there is an upgraded Sliquifier nammed SL1QUIFER without any difference,and there is no gsc who are related to any Nan Sapwe upgrade." +Well this really levels the pain of taxes. Lets get all the poor and middle class people paying more so that the uber-wealthy can get a tax cut. Genius.,"Well it would be a fucking travesty for a rich person to see the total value of thier assets be slightly lowered by a tax... I mean, compare the pain of that to not being able to pay your rent or eat and I think you'll understand thier position." +For what its worth I would rather take the Texas job than the LSU job. The SEC with Saban is impossible,Yeah but at least the SEC is a power 5 conference +Pope calls gender theory a 'global war' against the family,"Well, as long as he still hates Capitalism it's all good." +"*It seems as if pure mathematics reveals the topography of a region whose truths pre-existed investigation, even language.*",Do you believe this to be a statement containing some amount of truth? +Except when they do,"Yeah, that's why the A10 is notoriously slower than the 820" +New Supplement company by Bradley Martyn. Do the products look average?,"You'd think Brad would just give us what we all want and that's a pre workout of caffeine, cocaine, beta alanine, arginine, citrulline, epinephrine, and a touch of speed.... Not this cookie cutter crap!" +He can't when he has Leif as competition.,I seem to have dropped my +HOLY SHIT! why didn't the donkey get suspended for a month like Tom Brady.,"Idk why the downvotes, they both deflated balls" +Never thought I would go back to Android. Moved to wp 2 years ago from Android. Fed up with the clunky OS. Got a 640 and just loved it. The app gap was inconvenient but I got by with what was on offer. I loved the smoothness and the UI of windows phone. Then I bought a 950. Unfortunately the OS was in a mess but I struggled on. Once win 10 began to mature the experience improved but the phone got stolen. I replaced it with a 950xl. Within a week the camera had broken. Second one. Mic failed. My son showed me his one plus 2. While I was away Android had become a slick OS with apps. I was sold. Bought the new one plus 3. I loved my time with Windows and will go back if the hardware improves but for now I am sticking with Android. Sorry guys but Windows mobile and the poor quality hardware are just not consumer ready.,Never thought you'd be back in this +its what I do,"Well, you suck!" +The movie is fine. The people on here are a bunch of nerds who obsess over the damn thing. I've watched it multiple times and it's fine.,"Thanks for chipping in, I hadn't realised your opinion was objectively correct." +"He is a pass rusher, he didn't know what he was doing",Yeah I'm sure he hadn't practiced doing that or anything +"Buy a duplex and rent out the other half. If the housing market collapses, you can make a killing off rent. If you have other multi-family housing options available, look at those too. It's not glamorous but you'll have other people paying your mortgage. You can also make a great return doing this. I make an 18% annual return on a condo I bought with 20k down.","Used to have a few rental properties, not worth the time and effort imo" +An early birthday present from work the other day. Thanks,That's really great someone left the exact part you needed to replace the one that broke off. +Will the next COD stop keyboarding?,"If they could add a fire cap like in black ops 1 but for the way you look, or the way you move?, because with a keyboard you can only move in 8 directions, I don't know where I'm going with this." +How loud is too loud If I need to listen at stuff at max volume on my phone do I need a portable amp or something,"Volume should be loud enough that you can't ear outside, but not loud enough where you cant hear your own voice." +Whitey Bulger. Jimmy the Gent Burke.,"Never heard of him, can you give context?" +Never trust someone who calls himself 'awesome',"Nah, it's the lark guys you have to watch out for, they're the real troublemakers" +Yeah they are probably just gonna fix it by making the game online only drm.,Playable only by streaming it from Xbox Now +Dashmesh regiment takes Responsibility for the murder of Punjab RSS leader.,You still scared of those crazy muzzies in Malerkotla bro? +Have you tried telling him how you feel?,I'm sure she never considered the most obvious first step... +I'm all of those things. He was really nice to me.,"Anecdotal evidence, checkmate atheist!" +"If anything, his poll numbers will go up, as people see this as proof that he's smart enough to avoid paying taxes.",Maybe he can help us all avoid paying taxes! +"Jesus dude, you idiot Patriots fans honestly think that you should be 19-0 every season but the refs/injuries only screw you and nobody else.",Yeah that's exactly what I said +this one. you did it champ.,*yaaaaaaaaay* +Youth team delivered! Young Pele ?,"I actually got this exact same player, name and all, in my Master League campaign with Liverpool." +52-48 according to that poll. It's within the margin of error. I'd like to see some more evidence.,A clear majority! +"Reddit has become full of racist assholes. If you point out anything bad about America or white folks, they down votes",Yeah because every single White person pre civil rights era was a racist slave owner +"Anybody rolling out Mike Wallace tomorrow? He's playing at home vs. Oakland who has allowed the most points to recievers so far, so it looks like there is some potential. I just don't know anything about his team situation. Any Baltimore fans maybe give some more info on his role in the team this season or what side he lines up on? I haven't watched a ravens game this season.","Had both him and Steve Smith, so i traded him (Wallace) for Golden Tate and starting him, over Darkwa." +What does Alex Jones have to do with this? Jones is just as crazy as the CTR creator.,"I dunno, just to throw something random up." +Either City or Spurs will drop points.,"Well let's not jump into conclusions, the game has barely begun!" +Alright explain how it could be fake?,We know ur just a 1337 H4x0r that planted that infinity in the chest +"I forgot how violent this game is! Have had to play with a max fps config for the better part of a year now. Well last night I finished upgrading my PC, installed tf2 and holy shit I forgot how much blood and gibs are in this game. I'm just so used to having the mercs disappear once they are dead not explode into a million pieces.","German here, i don't see what you're talking about?" +Alolan Parasect Concept,"Wow, haven't seen volcanos on backs before..." +I mean it's cool but nobody is getting the full effect since I doubt anybody has a 10K display,Speak for yourself you filthy peasant. +Prediction Trump will run unopposed in 2020. NOBODY in their right mind wants to face him after his ROOKIE campaign Destroyed the Republicans 16 best and EXPOSED Hillary's Corruption.,He has no chance against Kanye tho +Might aswell switch to pc for comp at this point win win,Because the PC versions of CoD games are of such amazing quality. +"Most of the 390s (at least the ones with decent cooling solutions) will stay at a reasonable temperature under load, but yeah, in terms of heat output it'll be pretty high. The card has a 275w TDP, and that would warm up your room in no time.","My 390 turns my room into a sauna in the summer, but it makes a nice furnace in the winter." +"Good luck to him. Theres already researchers cutting ties here and moving away, I doubt he'll regret it. Its sad really how many PhDs I've spoken to that had planned to stay but are now looking to move back or British ones that are planning to try get out and work abroad. It's gonna be a big drain of the young talented researchers trying to get out.","Yes, I'm sure Oxford will be a wasteland." +Brawlhalla Assuri Starter Pack,You forgot the FallTM tag +Received a missed call from akistan today on my idea sim.,OP is an ISI agent who is shitting after surgical strikes +The only evil dictator in this campaign is the one encouraging hate speech and dividing America with violence. We all know who that is.,Jill Stein? +"Disney recycles animation when they are on a time limit, resulting in identical scenes in some movies.",I heard they did the same but with an entire movie when it came to Star Wars VII. +Does this mean that they can sue our government now?,"They're just brown people, who cares about them?" +Recovering from a very serious disease sounds like a valid enough reason to me though.,"Well, if he had cancer I'm pretty sure theres a law saying your wife can't leave you until its over." +9 picks in 2 weeks Unbelievable,"We signed him for $12 million, so obviously it was the right move." +When poor people do this they get slammed as the takers who are living a life subsidized by the makers.',"Trump is just like poor people, you know" +Which overused word annoys you the most?,"Serious, at the beginning of questions cause I'm only on reddit for dank memes!" +We started 1-3 in 2013 and went on to 12-4,And lost in the divisional round... Thanks for ruining my day even more. +"Who else here has low self-esteem? *everybody raises their hand* No, for reals guys, low self-esteem is pretty common among teens, since most of us haven't gotten ourselves fully figured out yet. I'm struggling with a lot, and my lack of confidence REALLY makes it hard for me to attract the opposite sex. I also happen to be an artist (film and writing) so...yeah :P *quietly sulks in corner*",Not me! +"Oysters on the half shell. Every Christmas my dad tries to get me to eat one but I always refuse. I told him that all I can think of is someone spitting a cold wad of snot into my mouth and he was like Well yeah, but if you look past that, they're delicious!",If snot tasted this good I'd go around sucking everyone's noses - my dad literally every time someone brings up the similarity to snot. +This Desiigner Panda parody video features a riced out '96 Honda,idk what ur talking about man that shit is clean +"Who are you eyeing on waivers this week? Bilal Powel, Terrance West, DeAndre Washington, Tyler Eifert (if available) are a few names that come to mind although doesn't seem like a huge week for FA pickups. Also Dion Lewis in PPR leagues, time to stash?",Are either Smallwood or Barner worth a look if Mathews is out? +all star/lulba pick one.,LULquid.LULba? +This is related to Salt Lake how?,"Because the church has a building within the confines of the city limits, duh." +Out of Nowhere,That was amazing! +Or Barbi's little sister. What was her name... Helen?,Stacy +"NFL's ratings. As you know, the NFL's ratings have been declining lately. Why do you think this is?",Because players are kneeling for the anthem +"Please stop with the Go GANTS It's not funny, clever, or most importantly - working. 3 weeks in a row it gets posted and 3 weeks in a row we lose. GO GIANTS! Fuck the no offense having penalty ridden GANTS. Time to get back to real Giants football. On to Baltimore.",This is important. +So now we've gone from everything-goes at Spa back to nothing-goes.,Where's the penalty for lewis' engine blowing up? +"End of the season. Looking back, who was your best waiver wire pick up? For me it's gotta be Eduardo Nunez, followed up by Javier Baez, and Tyler Chatwood. I'm in a 16 team league and these guys were all picked up by me within the first month. I ended up losing the in the championship game.","Lamb, Villar, Duffy, JBJ." +Because people only do that in 90s sitcoms.,"that makes me sad, me and my friends like a good fisting" +"It's a joke, people...",You dropped a +Poutine,"As a montrealer, this is the only real answer here." +As much as being Chinese or black is a race.,"Yeah, definitely Koreans vs Japanese differs as much as black vs white." +My secret hard drive full of Pepes says yes.,White supremacist scum +Joe Walsh: The single greatest act of racism in American history was the election of Barack Obama. People voted for him simply because he was black.,"yep waaay more racist than slavery or jim crow, or the countless hate crimes." +Colin Cowherd says the Big Ten has better coaches than the SEC,Colin Cowterd. +"So much this. Yes I know it's dumb, yes I know there's no good reason, but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't tempted to try throwing a bowling ball off a 5 story building",And I totally haven't seen a guy deliberately light his hand on fire... +Sign up for everything. Tree-planting action? Sign up. Trash collection? Sign up. Cycling tour? Sign up. Marathon? Sign up. Conscription? Sign up. Fun is guaranteed every time.,"*knock knock knock* Hello u/Lehot, we are some ISIS recruiters, would you like to join?" +"No, but those losses shouldn't also negate 3 previous and 15 future years of income.",I'm sure you're an expert on tax legislation. +"Those are SDHC, all SD cards over 2 GB and up to 32 GB generally are. Also, if you need full size SD, there are MicroSD to full size SD adapters, and some cards even come with an adapter.",Does using a MicroSD adapter impact performance in any way? +"Which games do you think a new streamer should play right now? I was watching a podcast from ellohime and cohhcarnage and they said to play a new game because there isnt an established viewer base that already knows who they want to watch. So what im wondering from you guys is what games do you think are the prime games to get the most viewers. Dont worry im not gonna play some game even though i dont like it just for the views, this is more of a curiosity thing",Runescape +The iPhone 7 Has The Worst Battery Life Compared To Competition,"No worries, someone can always make a third party battery for us, to solve the problem." +"Eh, the offense gets a pass for finally looking pedestrian with the Boston Highschool QB out there playing. When TB comes back they are still top 2 in the AFC.",Teddy Bridgewater? +"Have you seen Americans dance to dnb? They look like a bunch of zombies. Actually, that's not true, zombies do 'Thriller. Americans look like they're standing in line for a bus.","Keep in mind they're also fat, dumb, uneducated and pretty fuckin naive." +Hacks or perfect aim?,Gosu Shredder gunner detected. +Didn't realize Americans can't be Muslim.,True Americans can't +"but in the description it also says , it boosts rep gains. the drop for legendaries is nice and all , but i have only gotten like 5 legendaries for 12 strikes.",Atleast you're having fun on those same 7 or 8 strikes that you've been playing for the past 2 years :) ha haha ha ha +The 5-7 is not op at all nah,"Nah man, pure skill, totally VPs fault for letting this happen." +*their ;-),This is what happens when you don't put +Hey! Did you hear about updude?,Could you please explain what updude is? +What is your life motto?,"Be the good guy, not always the nice guy." +Ja for sarkasme er jo en ny ting,"_Sarkasme har da eksisteret i lang tid, hvad snakker du om?_" +"I solely use ING for my banking purposes, should i care or just hop to some other bank that will fuck me over aswell?",Hop to Deutsche Bank asap! +"Arcus Grid. No idea what this is. 2 years, NO VIEWS at time of discovery.",I've been working on deciphering things like these for over 30 years and the only things I can work out so far are ______ ____ Ovaltine +"People are prescriptivist about the oddest things. How *is* tortoise pronounced, anyway? I'm not a native speaker, myself, so I have no idea of the facts on the ground here.",Thor-toe-wah-zay +"Homer-bias talking here, but I legitimately think Bo has a chance of becoming an effective 1c in his career.","If bo can be 1c in my NHL be a gm team, then he definitely can irl!" +"En vrai Kev Adams ce mec m'insupporte Je voudrais claquer des doigts et faire que toutes les gifles qui ont ete donnees depuis le debut de l'humanite s'abattent soudainement sur sa sale gueule de tete a claques. Serieux il le merite, c'est justifie, non ? Vous en pensez quoi lachez vos comm's",Moi je trouve qu'il a un kolossal talent +"Where to work as pentester? I tried offering trials and basically working for free for many companies, but all I've achieved is a court citation by a judge. Most of the companies ignore me, some say thank you, a few of them pay me for my effort, and very rarely the company wants to put me in jail. I just need a stable job.",What's stopping you from participating in bug bounty programs? +"Most pet birds should have their wings clipped for their own protection. Most will have limited flight (they can fly down from up high) when done correctly, preventing them from flying from home and getting lost and dying due to the elements or predation.",Also they can get extremely aggressive and territorial when their wings aren't clipped. +Who needs science when you can take back control of your own independent country,"Because the UK was never capable of funding its own science prior to joining the EU and it can never happen again, right?" +"...I don't know. I'm running on 2 hours sleep, caffeine and pills I bought from a chemist that I think are clashing with other meds I'm taking. Halp!",Adding some alcohol to the mix should solve all that. +A nice king,Forced Perspective: Expert +"Hah, so true it hurts.",You stepped on a cat's tail too? +Twist! IBM actually stands for Iranian Business Machines!!!!!,"Afaik, in Saudi Arabia, they are called Saudi Business Machines to be a local/national company...might be different now (heard it years ago)" +Trump rented Manhattan office to Iranian bank with terror ties,But...cheetochimp made money off the deal...what a smart business man! +"The benefit? There's nothing that's *not* a benefit for them. Huawei would just be manufacturing the phones, which means they'd be getting paid based on how many they manufacture (how many Google orders) - not sell. There's absolutely no risk. It's a very easy deal.","I think Huawei has bigger aspirations than being a oem manufacturer, and their global market share is growing so who knows how much capacity they had left to take on a oem project." +INDIAN AMERICAN KNOCKS OUT HISPANIC AMERICAN IN CONVENIENCE STORE that better?,....what makes you say the guy is Indian American? +"You know what really grinds my gears? When people call the MCU films safe When it comes to superhero movies, the internet treats Marvel and DC very differently. While Marvel films are picked apart and discredited for trivial things, DC films are always given the benefit of the doubt. Not sure why this is, but it's very annoying. The most misguided complaint about MCU films of all is that they are safe. As in, they don't take risks. Even after Civil War, people still say this and it drives me nuts! So I'm just going to rant and list a bunch of major risks Marvel took that I can't believe people don't see. First of all, when their films debuted, the characters of Iron Man, Thor, Captain America were not nearly as popular as Batman, Spider-Man, Superman etc. so the fact that they bothered to give these guys their own films at all, instead of starting off with The Avengers as a team, is a major risk and shows you what kind of people these filmmakers are: risk-takers. Every other studio trying to build cinematic universes right now, especially DC, are not taking nearly as big of a risk, because Marvel has already proven that the idea can work. Then, instead of coasting on their good work in phase 1, they continued to introduce new characters IN THEIR OWN MOVIES. Giving The Guardians of the Galaxy and Ant-Man their own films was a mind-blowing massive risk, especially without introducing their characters in earlier films. Marvel also has a tendency to ignore reputation when it comes to casting and behind-the-scenes work. Many directors and actors that work in the MCU are no-names or people who have a history of failure. James Gunn won Razzie awards before they hired him to direct Guardians of the Galaxy, and he was the perfect choice. Chris Evans was associated with a failed Fantastic Four franchise, but they saw Captain America. Robert Downey Jr was struggling to rebuild himself when he became Iron Man. All risks. This shows you what kind of people the film-makers are: risk-takers. And it shines through in the storytelling. Where else have you seen? - The conflict between the importance of private property and national security in a movie kids can enjoy (Iron Man 2) - A father and stepfather coming to respect each other without any games played by the woman between them (Ant-Man) - Two brothers who have become enemies work together to avenge their mother, only to NOT reconcile (Thor: The Dark World) - A side character who would have been easy to kill for dramatic effect that is instead allowed to live (Civil War) - A independent career woman that loses her composure and is wrong (Luke Cage) - The main character's primary love interest is someone he can never be with and she eventually just dies (Captain America series) - A long discussion with a priest about whether a murder is justifiable in a specific instance (Daredevil) - Open critique of preemptive actions taken against a nation's own citizens (The Winter Soldier) - Countless characters we support fight over a complicated issue without trivializing anyone's point of view or anyone acting out of character (Civil War, an unprecedented feat of cinema and something the comic story it was named after completely failed to do) - The threat of the main villain is an illusion and the reveal of the truth is played for laughs (Iron Man 3, don't think this one paid off but it is undeniably a huge risk) - A credible scapegoat threat is eliminated by the villain, allowing the true conflict to become more personal (Civil War) I could list many more, but these are all big risks in story-telling that I think are underappreciated by the mainstream. I do think that many critiques of the MCU are fair, like that it generally has forgettable villains, bland stakes and is sometimes too lighthearted, but the idea that the films don't take risks is utterly misguided in my opinion. Perhaps they follow their formula too often, but I am consistently surprised by elements of every film.","Nah screw all that noise, Marvel needs to kill off someone to prove that they can take risks, Oh and also they're no stakes because you know they aren't going to die." +easy talk but Navi played semi finals aswell. just sayian',"Yes, but apart from their coach staff they probably used it to get rest maybe even sleep knowing they had at least 4 hours until they had to get warmed up again" +Using the manually key stroked method?,Yes +(MWR) Bots added in the private match options,So we can play personally against pacman +why?,Because we're fun like that. +"Aw damn man, you're so lucky. Ive studied some things on my own but i wish i had the option. What does OOP stand for? Also thanks for the website!",OOP means Object Oriented Programming iirc +"I never said a support pick thresh for his damage. I just said that without any damage, he would be an useless champ","lockdown with q, displace/knockup with flay, zip-line to safety with lantern, zone control ult, infinitely scaling armor from souls....ya, totally useless" +WD sounds high on Ruutu,Well he does wear #7... +"It's not about being profound this isn't backpacker talk, at least I don't think?(not op) but he just rambles alot. I like some of his music though I used to jam sinatra alot.",Oh Logic likes sinatra I had no idea +"They look like average sized HS girls until you realize #5 is 5'10, #15 is 6'4 and the blonde behind #3 is 6'6.",Oh my... +"Never really understood why people have to be so condescending, but whatever makes you feel good about yourself",OP comin up with them super sick burns +"He's reportedly winning both Colorado, Oregon and California after Hillary said something about basements and Chelsea tweeted about weed.",Please tell me you forgot the +This is in front of the the storefront that used to house the only gun shop in San Francisco until last year. Any other day could have been actual police officers going in and out of that store to buy ammo. He catered to the San Francisco police force.,Good thing we got rid of that! +I'll give you 1 dolla,*pfft* I'll raise you by a dolla and 1 Capri Sun! +"It's free, because they hope you'll see something you want and buy it while you're in the store.",Which never happens +Not even religious,I should really start using +Jokes on you I've been doing this for years and years,Classic Pondy +Please spay her! Go to any animal shelter and see what happens with kittens when they grow up :(,"She looks like a ragdoll cat, so this might belong to a breeder." +Wilson has 25 career games with multiple touchdown passes and no interceptions. most by a player in first five seasons in NFL history.,The records must be easy to break if our mediocre QB keeps doing it. +Totti picks his favorite tribute,Wow he can speak Italian! +My internet doesn't connect to east for some reason. It says something about my ports is off. I cant find a game on west to save my life.,go to Op UGL on west but on original not brood war (unfortunately there was a mass migration to playing original on west some time ago after a hacker 'hellinsect' made it virtually impossible to host games on brood war east) +wait what. You referred to Tottenham as the spurs and now SAS as Spurs. You have it backwards!,He doesn't like the Tottenham Hotspurs... better? +"Can somebody explain the Homestuck is Racist posts I see sometimes? I'm not trying to start anything. I'm just legitimately curious as to why there are posts about the Homestuck fandom being racist, the Tarot cards being racist, Hussie being racist, etc. I really don't want to wade through trash in an attempt to find coherence here, so I was just wondering if there is a clear explanation.",i feel peachy +I think I figured out a way to use Dubious Challenge.,Now what you want to do is also run SSG in the deck so you can do it faster than turn 4! +And there's a pretty good chance the general saying is at least thousands of years old and that Von Clausewitz also wasn't the first to come up with it.,"Yeah, i heard someone else point that out before, i dont think you're the first to say so." +Decided to open up a TOTW Pack......,"Hey, at least you didn't get Alford out of it!" +It's harder to stop doing drugs than to never do them. Also we should encourage and cheer people who recover from addiction.,"That's ridiculous, it would make way more sense to put them in jail, give them criminal records thus making employment impossible, and while we're at it we can shun them away from society and call them good for nothing junkies." +"Am I the only one who never used XP boost? You pretty much unlock every major gadget and weapon from lvl1 to 40. And thats just a couple of hour (ok, maby a little bit more). What's the point to use XP boost after that? Weapon mods unlock faster?","Been a lvl 140 for over 2 years I still use xp boost all the time, you guys may have missed the verbal war among-st gamers when BF4 launched where it was advocated that max rank doesn't mean anything because of the XP boost system, If you are looking at battlelog you will see it increases you SPM (Score Per Min) which when combined with your win ratio and your KD will give you your skill number." +Keep eating that clock baby.,My thought exactly! +problem with Valve is they can't tell which are free/discounted and which are just from a different storefront,"Also, Steam not allowing discounted games to leave reviews would means that nobody can leave reviews really." +"I've tried a few times but without member game feels a bit lacking and boring, agreed?","That's why we should all go play Initium, right guys?" +Is that a nicotine patch on her right arm?,birth control maybe +"House said it better. Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, teach gym",I am actually sure that was Dewey Finn in School of Rock. +as well as Republican maverick Donald Trump in the United States. Obviously a biased news source. Is this what the media is like in Germany?,Eh there are (somewhat) decent media formats and there is the yellowpress.. However the german media is mostly biased against Trump (I personally believe none of the US Candidates are fir for office but thats another story.) +Or thrown toilet paper down the toilet...not the bin next to you :-/,"South Korea does that too, if i remember correctly" +This MassivelyOP site is what i call drama click bait shitposting from so called game reporters. (concerning Polaris price),tell them about javelin sells +Best part in competitive? If you die it's definitely medic's fault somehow. Idc if he was healing somebody else.,It's always medic's fault. +"u mad bro? wheres ur political correctness bro, u med?",I'm hoping that one of the leaks has an unironic use of u wot m8 +"Welcome back. In the time you've been asleep, Donald Trump has won the election, changed his name to Lord Business, and has decided to build his Mexican wall out of Lego held together with Krazy Glue.",Oh I think I saw that on Fox News +you don't want to take over Southern Italy. It'll just mean Southern Italy takes over you.,"Yeah, if fucking Italy doesn't want Southern Italy why should we?" diff --git a/chunk28.csv b/chunk28.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..3b4931e5bcb314425ba23d7f979343b3ad331678 --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk28.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1668 @@ +Input,Output +Better looking? Sure. Better performing? Hahahaha nope.,What's the difference? +"I'm well aware of that, I specifically speak of long CD - Massive Protection/heals - R buttons.",Auriel can't revive herself. +Who has the smallest dick on EnVy?,Sad news for Pansy. +Now it's a basket of monkeys.,Always was. +"Dann setzt man sich an den Schreibtisch, sind alle Dokumente weg.. Who let the .docx out?","selbst schuld, wer nicht .odt verwendet" +Lenovo won't make Windows phones because it doubts Microsoft's commitment to the platform,But I thought Microsoft is committed to windows 10 mobile. +"Yeah lol! Chinese symbols - while I'm sure they're pretty - but why don't they just use numbers or letters, must be so confusing for them.",Yeah must be difficult for them to read their own language / script. +Woman Forced To Change Her Airline Seat Because Muslims Wouldn't Sit Next To Her,"Please remember, as always, that this has nothing to do with Islam!" +Facebook-worth post right here.,On Reddit.. just what we need! +Maybe you shouldn't be here illegally then?,What an insightful contribution. +With constant use these hard drives tend to crash pretty quickly - 1-2 years down the road this person will have a dead hard drive glued to their laptop.,"Yeah, not like those HDD enclosures can be reused when the drive dies.." +does anybody know what it shows if you select it?,"The rats you encounter after creating a new char are listed as minor threats, probably to make it easier to understand" +Kenen rumble and jayce are very badly balanced. There's no way for a melee to beat rumble. Kenen stuns you just for looking at him. Jayce removes 25% !!!! of your armor with a single basic hit...,Yeah I hear rumble beats Riven really hard... +So now I KNOW I've sold my soul to the Devil...,"Brb, gonna farm my homu" +The entire CONTINENT of Europe? But arent they from Russia?,TIL Russia is in Europe +Girl drinks whole beer without using her hands,Glad they filmed this with an 8mm. +MRW someone defends 24 FPS over 60,But what about that cinematic feel? +Are there still spots open for this?,32 spots left as of today. +That couldn't be any more false. The opposite is true. Anything touting Diversity is a red flag,"more like a white flag, because they appropriated it" +Why stop there? All abilities should have their cast ranges and relevant aoes in their tooltip as standard.,but that's too much work +I just went through this. I used veeam's quick migration which is available free and it went flawlessly.,I will have to look into this. +"Montastrea cavernosa corals actually have what are called sweeper tentacles that they can use to damage other corals that are within reach. However, this is more aimed at killing/weakening the adjacent colony so they can more easily be overgrown. Am coral biologist.","So clearly systemic environmental degradation of coral reefs isn't a problem, because there is coral on coral violence!" +Sorry!,You've ruined a perfectly fine picture! +Will gem packs go on sale anytime soon before the Odyssey ends? I've been wanting to buy some lately but I'm not sure if they'll go on sale for black Friday maybe?,no never +"It's been 20 years, but this is officially the NEW ERA. George Mikan to Jerry to Magic to 20 years of Kobe to now. I put one person for each era because imo they were the most important figure in that era. Make your prediction now. Who is the face of the lakers? You can't pick more then one. Hell, if you think its someone whose not on the roster now, pick them. But I'm going with Ice in my veins.",The Metta Era +Watch all of Miguel Cabrera's thirty-eight home runs for the 2016 season,Love how he smoothly strokes those dongs the opposite way. +What kind of kill horny monster do you have to be to shoot somone after the match is cancelled has come on screen? why not have a nice farewell in the 10 seconds we have left together?,gotta make sure u kno who's the alpha here so next time we meet u won't fck with me m8 +Make KD regret not picking us. Fuck the Warriors.,What if KD is internally sabotaging the warriors on our behalf and is singing with us next year when cp and blake take less money? +"Then you kill yourself I love the Mad Hatter character, has a really dark and Norman Bates feel to him.",That last episode of Bates Motel though is creepy af. +So you found the Leatherface chase then went back the next day and found this one too? That is incredible! Happy Halloween to you for real! WOW.,r/thathappened +Russian Rogue One poster,I like it but physics. +Occasional SF traveler here. This past weekend alone while in town I saw someone shooting up and also a couple other guys snorting something. It's just not something I've ever seen before in any other part of California If I was a tourist visiting America for the first time... I wouldn't be very impressed.,But this is a city so you should expect it! +Game Thread: Sixers @ Celtics 7 PM THE DEBUT! The long awaited debut of both Dario Saric and Joel Embiid. We're working on getting these set to be automated so bare with us. GO SIXERS AND FUCK BOSTON.,"Nik needs to go the fuck away, we took a chance on him and he's just airballed his first 3 this season" +PSDB descarta apoio a Freixo e estuda voto em Crivella,Que surpresa! +How does Seth Rich keep posting from beyond the grave?,10D Halo and he threw a *lot* of grenades right before he died. +"Hope you like our movie, we sure enjoyed it ;) (F+M)",It's a shame she's not more orgasmic +secondary people would be Michelle Visage. Lucian is tertiary tbh,***SHADE*** +"New version of doombots coming soon, with a new champion roster including yasuo!","Nothing, they will keep him the same since he's op" +"I hated the weight and width of the iphone 7 plus. I've been a Note user for years and was trying to shift over to Apple because of the issues I'd always had with battery life and lag on my Android phones. My biggest needs are camera and battery life, but I had no idea how important being able to use a phone with one hand was to me until I bought the iphone 7 plus. Even though its not *that* much bigger than the Note phones I've used over the years, its JUST that bit too heavy and too wide to use with one hand for me. I also realized it was hard to take a good photo with it because of the weight making it hard to hold the phone with one hand and take photos. The weight on the iphone 7 plus was enough to make it hard to hold still. I kept wondering why all my photos were coming out looking like shit, and so I took it back to the Apple store and I was having the same issues with the iphone 7 pluses on display. When I tried out the regular size iphone 7 on display, I noticed the pictures had less blur on them. I was able to replicate it over and over. I can't hold the iphone 7 plus still enough to take good photos, and I was getting less blurry photos using the normal iphone 7. Completely surprised me.","Well, Donald Trump, if you had bigger hands it wouldn't be an issue." +HILLARY BLACKBERRY HACKED SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE SUPER REAL SCREENSHOT,THAT'S ACTUALLY WINDOWS 10 GUI ELEMENTS YOU CUCKED FAGGOTS. +"What do you think about carnage? After seeing his embarassing razer video where he abuses the EQ and has unlicensed software, do you still like him as a producer?",Not seeing a whole lot of Chipotle Gang members in here.. +Alright I'll bite. What the hell is Texas bread?,basically sandwich bread that is sliced extra thick. +I never get to be original :( someone always beats me to it,"just log in with multiple bot accounts and downvote the shit out of that originality and post it youself, problem solved" +what if Mei is botanist a.k.a plant scientist?,It'd be neat if the ultimate and freeze gun caused enemies to be entangled in vines as they grew over them +Australia is downloading 50% more data than a year ago. Over 2 million TB in the last 3 months.,Surprising since Turnbull and his buddies fabricated a strategic review of the NBN to justify FTTN which basically said all we would need by 2023 is 15mpbs. +All of Pence's denial is such BS. Everything Cheeto Benito has said is on tape.,"he can pretend he doesn't look at what trump does, because he assumes that whoever won the republican nominee is fine." +"A Cucked News Network (CNN) article for the pussies of r/politics and their delusional pussiness (yes I assumed you are, and have, pussies).",Careful not to cut yourself on that edge +So does that mean Vodka and Redbull is bad? But it tastes so good!,I mean if you have a depressant and a stimulant those cancel each other out right? +I've made it my point to make those I come in contact with better off than they were before.,(*touches you*) ..will you make me better off than before now? +I don't even want to know how it would feel like during black friday or Christmas.,Shit...that's scary :( +How do you... Sit down?,If you have to ask the question you need to lose weight. +This is a song title. Any ideas?,[Paperback Writer - The Beatles] +That belly-up submission posture. Wiener knows who's boss.,Bellies up for Harambe +"Wait until you get a load of the next great progressive, Hillary Clinton.","She's a woman - that'll mean no more wars, right?" +What are the chances that we win the next two games and aren't ranked 1?,If we win the next two games it will be because the Broncos and Seahawks are pretenders +Jaaaaack is baaaaack,That's hate speech +"Da planes? Anyone know what the planes flying over campus today are for? Prepping for homecoming flyover, perhaps?",Chemtrails +tldr?,Stop whining online and get a life. +No ticket issued to out-of-town driver on Calgary Transit tracks,They weren't speeding.... why would they ticket the driver? +It's a dumb game mode that promotes 6 man stacks to run around in a pack with only shotguns. It works on CoD because all guns can down 2-3 people in literally seconds. So running in a pack with shotguns doesn't ruin it.,"Shh...if you complain about shotguns, you're actually just a butthurt sniper." +"That I am going to die. As each day passes, we are drawing closer and closer to our deaths. When people say I can't believe 2016 is almost already over just stand back from that and think. It won't be long until people are saying 2017 is almost over. Then 2018, then 2019. You might as well already be dead. We are all dead men walking.",Did you just assume my gender? +Be mad at themselves for being terrible people who forget Gronk is a human and not just an asset to their shitty fantasy football team.,But I drafted him with my first pick! +Remy Lacroix,She's doesn't look high at all. +What's stopping you stupid Americans to completely boycott this year's elections because considering those buffoons you are calling Presidential Candidate you are fucked either way?,"The best way to get definitive answers is to first insult the people who you want answers from, Amirite?" +US is trying to completely dominate the world,"We already do dominate the world, and you'd better agree with us if you know what's good for you." +My MIL just sent this to myself and my husband and I don't know what to say to her.,"Tell her she needs to full in the subject line, just so you have a choice" +Clearly we should just cut Bailey now.,I mean Bailey did miss that 46 yarder last game +Well the Couturier thing is atleast debatable after the drafting of Rubtsov.,"you dropped this," +"Instructions unclear, threw 1080 in ocean","Cooled my PC with saltwater direct from the Atlantic, corroded my valves and ate my computer from the inside out." +50% more Bonus Rep from World Quests this week + 5000 Orderhall Resources,Isn't this more of a PSA than a tip? +Call of Duty is 90GB on console because of textures,Yeah have sense... 300x300(px) texture = 90'000MB +"But then they need to remodel all ships to include wipers and invest in R&D for realistic wiper physics, hydroplaning and surface tension simulations.",modern planes use vibration at high speed to prevent material from building up on cockpit glass +Clinton Holds 41-Point Lead Over Trump Among Asian-American Voters: Survey,What's up with that 16% of Asians? +"totally? ehhh, it's on the line, but it's definitely not that clear. It wasn't that condescending by itself. And there is nothing to suggest that he wouldn't say that to a man either. We can't just assume that he wouldn't, based on the fact that there are other people who wouldn't.",Yeah I bet he sends winky faces to every guy he talks to. +Porkins?,"Nah, Snoke is Porkins' and Windu's son (or whatever, I don't want to assume it's gender)" +What the crap kind of question is that,good to see phrenology is alive and well +"Android pay doesn't work with my op3 or op1, as my card supplier doesn't support it.","You should try an OP2 then, I'm sure that'll work" +My ski bum buddies and I have spent hours picking apart this gif and how it could be possible. Really good backwards skiing? Superimposed ostrich from the boots up? No fucking idea,You dropped this +Updated jetski sound effects.,"new jetski sounds are shit, uninstalling" +*bangs head off wall*,"Well, actually, it takes a super long time develop a brand new engine you know..." +Fox News Airs Openly Racist Segment on Asian People,It's not raciest if you're privileged. +I don't think there are any rules in Russia. That's just how it is.,I believe it's an anarchy of which Putin is just the figurehead +He just implied that they were weak. So much better. That is what happens when you nominate the king of the word salad.,"Great job focusing on whats important, not that bs about getting vets better mental healthcare." +"Terrible Team Chemistry- Durant and Curry Fighting Over Who Will Get The Bucket, Then Arguing After The Missed Shot","KD already destroying team chemistry, should've kept Harry B tbh" +Clearly they stealth-buffed the VMP,"No buff, just outplayed." +"New NATO Headquarters, still under construction, Brussels, Belgium",NATO: Keeping the fro of the world thoroughly combed. +TIL that every autumn you can exchange chestnuts and acorns against gummy bears at the HARIBO factory in germany because the founder was a passionate hunter and wanted to give even poor children the opportunity for some free sweets,"Hey, natural nuts traded for sucrose injected with unnatural colors is always a win!" +12yr old Brother had to choose between PC and console - i helped him to choose the right thing,So where is the console? +"Well, you can't show all of the globe at once, so why not go with the part where you live and where most of the people you care about live and have that decorate your living room?",I dropped this +"Witcher 3, and ARMA 3",Arkham Knight might get 55fps with some drops +"Why was mw3 so much worse looking than mw2? You'd think a game 2 years younger would look better but mw3 had weird colours, animations and the characters just looked off compared to mw2.","It was after the whole thing with IW and Activision, so it was rushed" +Massachusetts police used a military style helicopter to seize a single marijuana plant from an 81 year old woman using it to ease her arthritis and glaucoma.,Yea you stay classy Massachusetts ...definitely making my state look good! +buy a good cameras and put it in your house. if she ever comes back for anything you can record and be safe about it. because she can claim anything with her complaint. Go to a very good lawyer and file a complaint and get anticipatory bail in advance and have everything under a record so even if your wife files a case you will have something to defend. Do not seat idle. You are inches away from jail.,* Do not seat idol. +There's money inside,There's always money in the ~~banana stand~~ jew tree. +______ has been evicted Cornbread by a vote of 9-1 Bolted for the door and his last words were probably fuck y'all.,Whoever said good luck cornbread just took me back to Austin's eviction when Steve says good luck Austin on his way out the door lmao +VR Needs to Be Pleasurable for Women Before VR Porn Can Be,"But I thought women were supposed to be the same as men in every facet, including biologically?" +"I accidentally dropped my load on a male, which caused him to puke over a girl, which caused she to puke... a scene that caused another girl to puke. Suddenly we were all puking.",Talk about homophobic +But then how did he keep the hand?,"That's his invisible prosthetic, it's to represent his emptiness inside him about loosing his arm, dick." +But why? What point could this comment POSSIBLY serve?,"I don't know, but Trump's strategy seems to just be to double down on everything he says and very rarely admit he was wrong." +Current state of supports in the game Ive been noticing that a team without a front line doesnt have a chance but a team with no support doesnt make a difference. Thats just my observation. Do you feel supports are necessary in a team comp? Would running 1 front line with no support be ok in higher lvl play? Does 2 front lines without a support seem viable?,"From my experience, 2 frontlines, for example Fernando and Ruckus, wrecks the shit out of my team." +"What Theme To Use? I've been wanting to make a map, but I can never stick to a certain theme. I always bounce from Cobblestone theme to a Dust theme to an Office theme. Where can I find a good theme to settle with?","Once you find a theme, limit yourself to the textures and props used in official maps with a similar theme." +Chicago suspends Wells Fargo from city business for a year,Next they will ban fiat and use only bitcoins +ELI5: Why is Wayland a display server protocol instead of just a display server?,Because the Gnomes are a bunch of control freaks. +KJ probably doesn't know jack shit,He's just the support for Skylanders. +"most of europe, the law mandates for every cigarette pack to have pictures of dying cancer patients or general cancerous tissue.",Yeah but your billboard ads don't. +Boost Suggestion,They will probably make an all female version of the boost trail and completely ruin it. +"Oh wow, that's really interesting. I wonder what made them decide to change such small details? There must be some kind of evidence or something that rounded out text is more appealing.",Public opinion cracked 50 percent on round text so she flip flopped in favor of it. +Take This Quiz Before You Vote,Obviously this test was created to support Hillary by highlighting all of trumps flaws without supporting any of his strengths. +"Shower thought: if there is ever a live action 40k movie, GW will insist the costume designers use Citadel paints on the power armor.",That would make the film's budget the largst in history. +Uh oh I've been downgraded to a 14 year old.,So where did you whisk your family away to that only has pure white people as yourself? +World Bank Study: Isil recruits better educated than their average countryman,I guess Pentagons 500 mill was well spent. +"Sorcery, Swords & Titties Volume 1, Delilah Dallas","Huh, wonder what this book is about." +"TIL 80% of the SR-71 Blackbird's thrust at Mach 3.2 was generated from its ability to harness energy from the shock waves it created, thanks to special retractable spikes in front of its inlets. Its engines generated the other 20% of thrust.",Reddit loves the SR-71 hahaha I still don't understand the physics of what's happening from the video - can someone ELI5 please? +And the award for most overused title containing a cat picture goes to..,"Yep, and still hilarious!" +"Where is campus security in all this? This is infringing on the right of people to peaceably assemble. This is, again, the First Amendment. The founders thought that was pretty important. Whether the Constitution is flawed or not in an SJWs confused mind.","They obviously aren't allowed to assemble, because the assembly is for the purpose of spreading hate and racism, and they were going to incite violence anyway!" +"Thornmail: One of the biggest trap items in LoL. Should it ever be made GOOD? Picture this: You're a Malphite and get over 500 armor with a Thornmail in your build, but the enemy ADC gets a Mercurial Scimitar. With that one item, Thorns becomes completely ineffective. And it's not just Mercurial Scimitar that can hard-counter Thornmail, but also a sufficient amount of lifesteal, a Death's Dance, or a Phantom Dancer. All those can make Thornmail suck. **Get it earlier.** Unfortunately Riot made early-Thornmail bad because the thorns scales off bonus armor. When you get it too early, it doesn't have enough bonus armor to do much damage. But if you get it late, your opponent will probably already have countered it, or will be able to change up their item composition to counter it. The big issue is that Thornmail requires too many stats to actually work, and requires that your opponent have incorrect stats as well. This is a problem akin to Spell Vamp; you need bonus armor for Thorns damage, health to live long enough for the Thorns to do its job, and MPen to ensure the Thorns isn't blunted by MR. The last of those three is almost impossible for tanks to allocate. When's the last time you saw a Rammus get a Void Staff? You also need your opponent to NOT have high MR or lifesteal, which tends to be wishful thinking. So to put this to discussion, should Thornmail ever be good, or is Thorns itself a toxic mechanic for LoL?",just get morello's too +Sex-trafficking ring forced hundreds of Thai women to 'live a nightmare' in US,Wow sounds like a great TV show! +"Official Bug Reporting Megathread - Devblog 130 It's Update Day! Help the developers by reporting any bugs, using the following points: * You can report bugs **in-game** by pressing **F7**. * **[BUG]** Something game-breaking that shouldn't happen. * **[QoL]** Quality of Life change that doesn't necessarily break the game, but would be nice to fix. * Please try to include helpful evidence related to the bug, such as screenshots, videos, or GIFs. * Describe how to recreate the bug, if you know how. * If your bug has already been posted, upvote it and reply to it with your info. * Post your system specifications if the bug seems to be hardware/graphics-related.",[BUG] Using the server browser causes my game to crash. +"Who said anything about donating? Do you even blood bank,bro?",You're telling me all this time I've been going to the Red Cross for nothing. +Joe Allen scores against Austria (0-1),Ahh the welsh being lucky again... +No you aren't,I'm surprised no one picked up on that sarcasm...hahaha sorry +"You mean morals. The moral concepts in religion were the result of the morals of the time, not the other way around.",You're wrong +Hero to Zero. Its what a Mercenary promotes into when they completely suck.,~~Laslow boys~~ +When you can't beat Duel-SGX so you go here instead,"this fight was too easy, imo." +"What is a triple A tenant I am looking to rent but in some ads it saids looking for AAA tenant only. How do I know if I fit this requirement? Is that a general term for an excellent credit, stable job and good rental history, or does it mean something more than that?",It means that you need to belong to the Automobile Association of America. +Was anyone else underwhelmed by the big finale last showcase? I mean racing a slow as blimp in a ATV that can't even reach 100mph was probably the least exciting thing I've ever done in the game.,"I especially liked the part when the whole screen was shaking like a mofo when you got close to the slow-ass, dead silent blimp with rotors spinning at 4 fucking rpm." +BHK Labs Measurements: NAD C 275BEE Amplifier,"Whatevs, all amps sound the same anyway." +Syria/Iraq is totally a mess. Trudeau made the right call to stay out,"Tough decision there, since Iraq's been a mess since 2002 and Trudeau was elected in October 2015." +Disneyland guard draws pistol on motorcyclist at parking lot payment booth,"TIL: Everyone has armored car guard experience, and if in his shoes would've known exactly what to do in this situation!" +The God of Sarcasm,You shall be known as +Andersen panic time! I can't wait to hear and read all about the Leaf Nation panic over a rough outing.,"Well at least we only have one more year finishing 30th, then it's 31st for four more" +"Who does not love rubio? Is that even possible? For every Karl Malone there has to be a a Stockton, if he throws no-looks even better.",People who like guys that can shoot at a high school level. +I don't think this will fit in the apartment.,Doesn't exposure to UV light make amethyst lose it's purple color? +I almost asked if police were investigating. Then I remembered. Im in Seattle.,Actually SPD has opened a criminal investigation. +Remind me why everyone is calling this team m5 when most of the players are Ukrainian,Ukraine is just another part of Russia. +So apparently Fredi Gonzalez is being considered for the 3b coach position. I'll take Things I Never Thought I'd See for $500.,I feel like I've heard that name before +"Nope, looks like it's just a sub for people to complain about miniscule things. Like I tell everyone: this is the internet, if you don't like something scroll past it. No need to cry.",Or express opinions... +"If his account was 5 years old, you guys just assume CTR bought an old account. Cause real Hillary supporters totally don't exist in real life brah.","Yep, 5 year account checking in, CTR checks helped pay off my student loans!" +"You have to try pretty hard to get a ban from TIS. If you read the context of these sarcastic replies, you'd see why.",Banned u/-Harper +Muslim Beheads Woman. In Oklahoma. USA. This is Terrifying. Thanks obama and hillary!,Seems more like a case of workplace violence than radical Islam. +What is the next generation going to miss out on?,Just spending a lot of time outside with your friends. +WSJ: Docs Reveal White House Coordination on Clinton Emails!,"If everyone is corrupt, then no one is." +This morning I realized it was 20 years ago today that I was baptized and confirmed into TSCC. I felt that was something worth commemorating. I even wore my BYU jacket to the liquor store to find the perfect accompaniment. Check out the artwork on the label.,"My baptism was on my birthday, so blessed." +Hurricane Matthew killed hundreds of people... because racism,And that's why Dominican sailed through unscathed. +Perk of the job. Napolitano says he'll face the boos when uses cheap Cubs tickets,*quid pro quo* in action. +"So we're 5-0 with only 4 goals against... I've been very loosely following the preseason, but I just looked at the standings and we're 5-0 with only 4 goals against, which is half as much as any other team has given up. My question is, how? I realize its only preseason but that still seems pretty damn impressive.",It's the perfect time for Varly and Picks to get hot. +"Me. As I said it directly, and firmly. Where as you are implying something, and back peddling when called upon.",Get laid for once nerd +TIP: Don't play ranked if you have slept less than 6 hours.Get your sleep.,2 HOURS OF SLEEP CAN'T STOP THE TRAIN CHOOCHOO +"'Good waiter, I'm wanting the pasta, you see - But pollo's appalling, and isn't for me! I'd rather abstain and avoid the unknown - So bring me the chicken, and chicken alone.' I warily, wearily tried to explain - 'But pollo is chicken,' I whispered in vain. 'That bird with the feathers that clucks with its beak? That's pollo; that's *chicken*,' I struggled to speak. 'See pollo's just *chicken* by some other name - They aren't independent! They're one and the same! So whether it's chicken or pollo you pick - Whatever you ask for, you're still getting *chick!* 'In essence,' I finished, 'despite how it seems - 'It's chicken, that's pollo, and *that's* what it means.' He stared at me silent, and held up a hand. He thought for a moment. 'I don't understand.'",That was beautiful. +You can do what is right before it's politically expedient. That she opposed gay marriage - going so far as to say marriage is a sacred bond between a man and a woman - suggests that either she believes that or she is only following what gets her the most votes. Either way it's disgusting. She did not have the courage to support it before it was mainstream.,"You're right, even though she supports it now, we should all be very disgusted and we should elect a sexist bigot and his anti-gay VP instead." +* 2.5 oz Gin * .75 oz Dry Vermouth * 1 dash Orange Bitters * Cocktail Onion,Stirred! +"I never understood why people force fertility upon themselves when their body says, No. I can't have children due to endometriosis but I won't insist on expelling a child out of my body. I plan on adopting when I'm ready to start a family.",Idk why people try to stay alive when they are sick either +Yesterday my girlfriend and I were playing together and she said something over the mic. As soon as they realized she was a real girl a few guys kept hunting her down and killing her over and over.,"Well I mean, it is a game about crime and chaos so she should have seen this coming and not played if she didn't want this to happen, right?" +"Who are some of India's most prevalent (popular) culture icons? I hope this doesn't come off as disrespectful or silly, but this sort of thing fascinates me and I don't know how to properly ask this. The best I can figure is to give examples. Like, America has Superman. Captain America. Star Wars is based on a lot of things, but it's kind of predominantly American. Britain has James Bond, Harry Potter, Sherlock. Japan has Godzilla. Mexico has El Santo. That sort of thing. Who are some characters, or franchises, from any medium, who are HUGE all around India, even if they aren't outside of India? Nearly omnipresent, you know?",Quora-n: The ultimate sapiosexual. +Leaked emails show impartial John Oliver was in contact with the Clinton Foundation,"Look, this is my surprised face...." +MCW still plays better on ball defense.,and how's his off ball defense? +The Obama economy has now created 15 million jobs,This is liberal bias! +They're not over yet.,They are... We got Xhaka +Normally I'd be all for center depth but....WHY?!?!,"Because we *need* centers, so we'll take *anybody*." +What are the risks of buying an (unranked) level 30 league of legends account,the primary risk is the account getting banned as its against riots rules +I thought racism ended with with Obama though!,No it only started with Obama! +The tribune is so bad on mobile with all their fucking ads. Can't even read the article without wading past multiple full screen ads. WTF,"Wait, you *don't* want to enter to win all those free gift cards?" +I say call her out! You don't have to be a dick about it and at least it'll give you ownership of what sounds like a circling-the-drain scenario. Might as well get some entertainment from this trainwreck.,The most reasonable and mature response here +"When my oldest was 5 I was pregnant. I found out I was having a boy and we excitedly told him he was having a brother. He started crying. Like, full on sobbing. Through the tears he asked if you have a boy who will I marry when I grow up??? We had to explain a lot of things that day.",Yeah he needs to accept now people can get gay married. +"It's possible. I'm almost certain I've finished first in every iron banner match this week where I haven't played with my fireteam. I'm not surprised that I'm in first, but I **am** surprised that I literally haven't won a single match when playing with all randoms. It's like I'm always put on a team that's incapable of winning. You would think that statistically I would almost certainly be on a winning team eventually, but it hasn't happened yet. Every game plays out like my team is made up of clueless children while the enemy team has the coordination of seal team six. Sometimes I think maybe it's me?!? But again, I'm placing first by a long shot in all of these matches, and while I'm nowhere close to being a crucible god, I certainly do my part",It's definitely you +Dear god. I grew up in a racist cult.,isnt it a mind fuck when you finally realize it? +Oh of course! That came out totally wrong lol.,Just because you don't agree with his sexuality doesn't mean that he came out wrong +"DB could shout death and the Terrarian would die. If DB wanted to, shout death, and reraise the terrarian as a zombie.","Yep, let's just ignore the actual fight because Terria is for kids" +"Well, I'm drunk too so I guess that helps",Is that even allowed in Utah? +I remember a ditsy woman on Sky News calling Nigel Farage racist because he'd prioritise *British workers'* jobs over foreign EU workers' jobs in Britain.,"it's just gone way too far and i sincerely hope Trump wins, it will be the US equivalent of Brexit people are fed up with this crap and if they don't get a reasonable representative to reflect their views then there will be trouble in future and by trouble i mean civil unrest because so far it seems in the last 15 years our Western societies have been rewarding only those who back their demands with the the believable threat of force that is why we have pandered to Islamists and pandered to communities and developed community policing giving communities more rights than individuals it's the state delegating policing duties to community leaders deputising them effectively so they can then bully and harass individuals unfortunate enough to have been born in their identity politics group" +Yeah lets create a chat like reynads. Sub only mode and all you see is comments that suck his dick because everybody is scared about getting perma banned. At least you have a fun and interactive chat right?,Because reynad is totally an example of a failed streamer +Trump is even losing on fox news. Pathetic,Looks like they're jumping on the liberal media train +If you get money for gold please instead Burn Reddit Down.,Or at least invest in brdcoin +"Big Brother Over the Top - Wednesday Night Live Event Discussion - October 26 2016 On the live feeds tonight, beginning at 10p EDT/7p PDT, we will have a one hour recap of the past week. At 11p EDT/10p PDT, We will have a live eviction. If it's anything like last week, it will be very productionless and the HG will fill in for most of Julie's usual role. Starting at midnight/ 9pPDT, an HOH competition will be played. During the eviction, your best bet is to watch the Quad View. Who will be evicted? How will the votes fall? What awkward moment will we get from the live eviction? How about the weird 30 min of nothing after that and before HOH? Who will be crowned? Discuss all that and whatever else below.",Scott or Shelby for HOH for MAXIMUM levels of salt +Pictures: Hurricane Matthew Leaves Behind Devastation in Haiti,Don't worry the Clinton foundation will help Haiti again......haha can't say it with out +I just played the glitchiest game yet.,Never seen this before! +Have you ever touched one? Seems pretty furry to me...,Implying people in this sub get near sex. +I choose takeo,Logically I'd choose the one not seen holding a weapon... but I was going to choose my man Richtofen anyways. +No we don't. Vote for none of the above.,"Oh yeah, that'll help" +Is The Clinton Campaign Trying To Label Wikileaks As Being 'Weaponized By The Kremlin' To Create A Justifiable Narrative For A Drone Strike On Julian Assange?,Nixon should have blamed Watergate on the Russians and had a drone strike on Deep Throat. +The Way This Owl Is In This Tree,What owl? +When ascendence by PC upgrade is too mainstream.,When a good title for a repost older than you is too mainstream. +I still don't get what other thing pubs can mean,Public matches in a game. +"I sure am glad they spend all this money to harass black people with $10 worth of weed in their pocket, while senators, congressmen and CEOs get away with bloody murder and don't even get investigated, much less charged with crimes. America is a disgusting caricature of what it pretends to be on TV.",I am glad to know that my tax money is being used for a great cause. +Why tf it looks like some invisible dude just punched you in the jaw,Looked better with the entire face but didn't feel like blocking it all out LOL +She said at the end she was offended by both parties saying it. Trump as well.,Oh then that's totally OK. +2011 trade center attacks? Do you mean 2001? Or another incident.,Yeah man you never heard of the reboot? +"Talk about conflating Intel and x86... Anyways, the reason, as i have come to understand it, for x86 being lovely to work with from a kernel point of view is PCI. Specifically that the kernel, once the handover from the BIOS is complete, can go out and look up every device on the bus with a vendor specific id code. ARM to a large extent do not have this. The various parts of a SoC just dangle off some opaque data bus, and if you guess wrong you may well trigger some kind of non-recoverable mode via whatever signal you send. BTW, mobile grade Atom have much the same issue. If you follow the link claiming to be about Intel trying to fix things, it actually talks about a Intel reference design. That is not much better than ARM SoCs. Thing about mobile Atom is that to save power, Intel dropped PCI. Anyone remember Moblin? The mobile Linux distro Intel backed for a couple of years before Android got traction? That got started because Microsoft was unable (or reluctant) to supply Windows for a x86 platform without PCI. Heck, even the ARM based Windows RT devices have special SoCs with PCI. There is a PCI equivalent out there, Devicetree, but support is not exactly mandatory... (And now its time for someone to come by and claim i am drop dead wrong)","I remember Moblin, but I think you mean Maemo, or Meego, but maybe you mean Tizen." +Did u catch it,"Yah, it was pretty low at 831cp." +It's a new messaging app.,now with SMS +"This just makes me realize how much I don't need new civs at this point That said, you totally goofed and forgot Colombia. Give Bolivar!!",Don't you mean Pablo Escobar? +JW doesn't like coldzera's graffiti on mirage.,"To be honest, Coldzera is not the most likeable player around." +One Graffic Card please!,But it's in *mint condition* +Solution to your problem is don't play quick match,That's not a solution that's just you being petty. +"Are the are any good gocarting games ? Hello, I used to do international gocart racing in Europe before, and the little brother of a friend of mine is looking for a gocarting sim for practice. And if there are none, which sim is most suited for a young racer's winter practice? I myself have only touched Assetto and Dirt Rally the last few years, and I'm not updated on the market. Thank you for any help!",ARMA 3 +"If we only had Ron Paul this election, he ran too early, I think he could have won this election.",Bumper sticker: Don't blame me I'm writing in Ron Paul! +German push to ban combustion-engine cars by 2030 wins support,I reckon these new fangled fuel injected cars are just a little complicated for these folks +those shoes look familiar,SPOILWERS TEG +Really?!?,"Totally, he also loved bowling and used the nickname Jesus." +Change the name of the UK to United Queendom,Maybe that will please the feminists +Stop acting like that. Plenty of people with rational responses have been upvoted in this post. Even those who try to put themselves in Niantic's shoes.,"Like yours, obviously." +"When I try to jog in the morning. I start to sweat and they get fogged up constantly, so not only do I have to juggle earbud cords and a water bottle while jogging, I also have to constantly wipe my glasses off.",But apple has an awesome phone with cordless earbuds. +Build a stadium directly on the Red River.,At Winstar! +I'm glad they changed it. I was banned because I (a woman) had sex with a man who had sex with a man. It happened 40 years before he even met me but it was enough to ban me before this change.,Better safe than sorry +And now theres an 'inspect weapon' animation. So DLC skins are incoming!!,Next there'll be stickers... Then the CS:GO nation attacked... +I actually like soggy Frosted Flakes. Ok so maybe I *am* the weird one...,You monster! +I'm really worried it's going to be Red Dead: Online :/,Rockstar isn't stupid. +Freestyle slalom skating,She missed a few cones +Fuck that lets just bomb them,"Yeah, let's just kill them and their women captives!" +we are overwatch,OMG NOOOOOOOO I WASN'T READY +"Is she saying the environment itself is literally racist, or is she implying that white people are somehow responsible for Haiti's shitshow of a government not being able to adequately prepare for a hurricane?",Well of course it's white people's fault because black people are to dumb and lazy and unable to support themselves. +What are some really cool/useful apps most people might not know about?,9gag for relatable new memes +Clearly Hoito carry.,;) +Or theyre just trying to pk.,And just happen to come across the streamers whilst they're currently streaming just by chance multiple times. +Hardest Mechanical Boss?,"Its obviously the destroyer, by far the hardest." +"Doubtful, as lantern just got printed as a chase expedition.",A non-foil version would have approximately zero impact on the expedition version +"PSA: If your phone shuts off anywhere between 15-20% battery, consider an RMA I had a launch 6P that died at any of those given percents on 6.0 or 7.0, even died once at 25%! I just got my replacement, and it seems they sent me a brand new one. My battery got to 3% last night and didn't shut off. It seems that overall my RMA phone has been way better. To me, the screen looks better and my battery life is better too. If you can, consider an RMA.",Think I can still claim my Nexus 10? +"get that ball off quicker to your targets, bubs",Nah got to be running the read option with Brady +I don't know what any of that meant or pretended to mean.,It's not my job to educate you! +"I have a funny feeling that wouldn't come across as intended to 95%+ of people. I'll have to pass. Putin is **not** our friend. If he's behind exposing corruption, that is a useful side benefit of whatever his machinations are. At best he's a handshake business partner. I wouldn't get chummy and go for a hug, lest we get a knife in our back.",Well I for one welcome our new Russian overlords. +Lawsuit: Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer led illegal purge of male workers,The war against men rages on! +#FatCatProblems,"Obviously, those bars were placed so close together to shame large cats and encourage thin cat privilege." +Im pretty sure his irl name is Adrian if I'm not mistaken so not really a wannabe,"Damn, his parents are just a bunch of fanboys" +"Even as a gay, did incidents increase or did allegations of incidents increase?",Who cares when we can use it as propaganda to ad hominem our political opponents! +"why would anyone think it's real , whats fire guy got to do with anything anyway",Fire guy fights water guy of course +Can I run Paragon? I'm sure my build could run it but I'm wondering the settings I could expect. CPU: AMD-FX 6300 OC 4.4 GHZ GFX: GTX 960 SSC RAM: 8gb 1333 MHZ Thanks for any help.,Yes and high +"Naja, von dem was er mal als Pirat vertreten hat ist das schon sehr weit weg.",Die Piratten verlassen das sinkende Schiff... +"If Europe is anything to go by it'll be fine because the rapists don't know any better, and the victims are oppressors.","Your daughter should have been wearing her rape bracelet, shitlord" +The things I've seen...,"Wow, your catch rate looks terrible" +So why did the rat scientist get addicted to crack?,That's how addictive crack is +...counter offer.,1c2 for your key +"Yes, maybe one day. Maybe the church will be able to build a mall and be able to use that revenue to help out it's religion front-- Restaurant front-- Charity front-- Are they running a church or a drug lab?",The money isn't going to launder itself. +Ryan Giggs confirms he had talks over Swansea City manager's job,Well he can wait forever if he thinks he will get a job at a top team without having any experience whatsoever. +When is the update coming out? When? can't wait to start COC again :#,When they update the game. +Lewis on the protest deleted a tweet before the one that he has now,10/10 character from lewis +Rudy was the only one willing to go on the Sunday shows and even he's admitting it's sexual assault lol GAME OVER,'Grab them by the pussy' is just a euphemism for 'taking a woman out to see nice furniture.' +New Wikileaks Emails Confirm Clinton Lied About Almost Everything,What difference at this point does it make? +"I'm sorry, I must have misread that. You're describing Trump as 'honest'? Is that a joke?",He's just being sarcastic +And also missed the dartboard with one of your darts.,yeah he definitely sucks +Jay Garrick question,Supergirl and National City didn't recognize the name The Flash. +Also Socialism and Communism are not the same thing.,That's exactly what a *socialist communist* would say +"You know, there is more to Eve than goons and goon wars right?","Yeah, there are russians, who tend to ignore everyone but each other... and then there are... wars goons are involved in :P Then there is pre-goons." +Just the one he targets.,"But then again, copying Erik is a great idea, as he alone is overpowered" +"As I've said repeatedly, this is more than enough of a sample to get a statistically useful number. You only need to sample 79 out of 3000 games to reach a 5% error rate. It's not magic, it's statistics.","Gazlowe was picked once in a tournament and he had 100% winrate, he must be nerfed" +Blizzard should seriously consider giving some buffs to Rehgar,"Nah they're just gonna nerf the playmaking potential ( CC, Damage, Waveclear, Global Mobility ) of other Supports and make them heal bots, that will make Rehgar good again" +"Game Thread Colts (1-3) vs Bears (1-3) The Colts return home following a poor showing in London. They host the Bears today as they look to tally their 2nd win of the the season today. Will Pagano he able to light a fire under his team to get them back on track? Or, will he just turn up the heat on his own seat?",ghost of toler +Are they reviewing a penalty call? Can they do that?,Well we wouldn't want a wrong call to negatively impact one team over another would we? +"2016 Week 5 Game Thread: Pittsburgh Steelers(3-1) Vs. New York Jets(1-3) Please Remember: **Leave all opinions/thoughts inside of this thread. Anything that isn't newsworthy posted outside of this thread during the game will be removed.** Don't be rude. We're all here to watch the game. Do not troll the other sub's game thread/post game thread. We will be notified and we will take necessary steps after that. If you see someone in here trolling, feel free to file a report and we will take care of it. Thank you and enjoy the game.",FOUTS LOVES THE STEELERS! +"no mans sky, with mods, it's one of the best things i've ever played.",I think you dropped the +"Goodell might hate the Patriots, but God hates the Browns.",manziel is the browns only hope +Someone asking you to do something repeatedly doesn't qualify as duress. If a person is that mentally weak they should be institutionalized.,"Yes, it's the fault of the person being raped." +"Marc Goddard Statement on late stoppage. I received a TON of messages last night. Many personal and insulting but I'm a big boy and it goes with the territory. Accepted and expected. But know this, no one alive is more self critical, self analytical and a harsher reviewer of me than me. It's been a long time since ive ever felt so reflective but in an emotional sport my hearts so invested and I make it my business to teach acceptance honesty and humility. So its in my life blood to look back - we deal with inches, seconds, heart beats and emotion so high I could never put it into words. In 1000's upon 1000's of fights around the globe for more years than most my upmost priority, my heartfelt duty is to protect the fighters whilst never unduly robbing them of the sacrifices they make I've been there on both ends. I love this sport more than I could put into words and. Would never shy away from something that, on any other night I'd have done differently. It breaks my heart to think that a fighter had incurred even one shot they shot they shouldn't have. This is such a world of should, could, would. It's not a game for everyone. It's unique. The need for improvement, growth and acceptance remains continual - and I'll never stop giving these fighters what they truly deserve. Last night presented me with an instance that in truth on any other night on Earth I'm acting sooner - and that's the truth. Thank you all. Copied from his Facebook page. It breaks my heart to think that a fighter had incurred even one shot they shot they shouldn't have - That line right there is why he is so respected. The fact so many are commenting about one isolated incident is in large part due to the level he operates at week-in, week-out. One of - if not THE - best in the world at what he does.",He has a tough job - I am pretty sure all the 16-25 year olds talking shit on Goddard would do a way better job in that situation. +"The Yemeni civil war. The country's slid into chaos: AQAP controls over a third of the country's territory (although generally few population centres); IS making their presence felt; millions displaced, with an impending famine; the coalition bombing civilian sites with impunity. Just yesterday one airstrike on a funeral killed 150 and injured 500 more. And yet the war's getting relatively little coverage, despite it being the crux of Saudi Arabia and Iran's proxy conflict.",Its that Saudi Arabia are our allies and the good guys! +The guy I'm up against is doing the same with Bree's as well. I'm hoping for a very bad day,If wishes were fishes we'd all swim in riches +Game Thread - Atlanta Falcons vs. Denver Broncos Welcome to the game discussion thread.,Fuck yeah Beasley +"That's nice...she converted after her father died falling headfirst into a frozen lake. She visited the refugee camps on the turkish border and says she found peace in her new religion. That, and im sure she wasn't all to happy with her life choice of being a semi porno model. All and all, a traumatized and not too bright woman seeking an extreme change in her life.",But what about the alpha males? +"Without going into detailed spoilers, I can assure you that there are at least two (temporary) companions that make much less sense than Shae. Vizla is the last thing we should consider. She might have been part of the Sacking two decades ago, but that doesn't mean that she hasn't helped my character in the past years. She was personally helping out fighting Revan, and she made sure I get into the droid factory on Darvannis. My character offered her a new start and an end to hostilities. I don't see why my Jedi wouldn't make sure he keeps that promise in 5.0.","Well, [Darth Marr is probably one of them, but...who's the other?]" +"Can someone pray for my breathing issues As part of a recent injury I've been having a lot of breathing issues. I'm hoping nothing too serious is going on (e.g. angina, etc) but I'm also finding it hard to breath when working out. The left side of my chest has been hurting me as well. I believe in God's ability to help me and I'm hoping your prayers cause something to happen. I'm appreciate for the prayers in regards to my mental health and have found a way for it to make me extremely productive at work. The massive amount of support means a lot to me as well.",Praying for you. +Philadelphia Eagles (3-1) at Detroit Lions (2-3) Post your thoughts here.,At least hockey starts this week since the Eagles season is now over. +"Gamers of Reddit: When buying a game, what thing turns you immediately off from buying it?",The little square in the corner that says EA +When he joined the Klan while dating me. I'm not white...,This sounds like when homophobic people secretly have gay sex or rape gay people. +But that would make the baby jesus cry.,"He's a baby, he's going to cry anyway" +The world would drop into chaos. It would poke holes in every major world religion besides Scientology.,"Let me guess, you're a Scientologist" +Original? plebian taste #EXTRA HOT CHILI PANCIT CANTON MASTER RACE,Pancitards. +"Why can't we spectate arena drafts? I want to be able to more functionally have help from friends, or help friends, or just be able to offer unhelpful advice. Blizzard pls?",It would confuse new players +My favorite room in my house. Spent a long time decorating to get it just right.,Don't get married - your spouse will change the wallpaper/floor +"Have absolutely no problem with Sanders supporters. I do, however, have a problem with the Butthurt Bernie Bro's and strongly feel like they should go fuck themselves. Confused granola liberal middle class white dudes with philosophy degrees hooked on conspiratard theories and screaming about the oppressive system and then having no problem if Donald Trump wins. All because they lost and their feefees got hurt. Shut the fuck up and grow the fuck up. They are just another definition of white privilege. They are our (the left) version of Trumpets.",What an extremely specific classification. +"I mean, I'm not going to argue that it's pleasant, but it's pretty similar to snot. Not a huge deal.","Yeah, it's not a big deal, but how will this guy get upvotes without making a jab about how gross vaginas are, hurr durr." +Unreleased footage from the 'Apprentice' allegedly has Trump saying the N-word,"Just more locker room banter you guys, I'm sure he respects the black community very much." +"Yes. There is a very simple formula for consoles. They don't have to be identical but there is nothing wrong with keeping up with them in terms of hardware and online gaming. Nintendo was far more relevant when they were doing traditionally styled systems. This system is a compromise between a dedicated home console and a portable. A true portable would have better battery and a true home system would have more power. I have a gameboy, I don't need my console to travel. I just want to replace all my other home consoles with a Nintendo. If Nintendo had a decent platform then all of the great 3rd party titles would be developed for them plus they would have exclusive access to all their amazing IP. They would literally own the home console market if this was the case. Now instead they rolled out another under powered gimmicky system which will pretty much only play updated versions of their franchise games and that will be it. Another system that only plays Nintendo games. The system will be another failure like the Wii U and the wii before that. For the record I have bought every Nintendo system ever made including the virtual boy.",I really wish I knew as much as you about the future--would make things nice. +Crepes. I can out-eat *anyone* if it's crepes.,I like this one. +The reality of racism in Australia,"But can we pls see the real victims here, the racists can't even speak their opinion in public anymore, this is just plain discrimination and that is wrong." +You set an example for us all!,I hope that's a fake name you have on your username. +Alex Jones: A high level democrat operative has leaked us Hilary's attack plan for the next 29 days. Will dump data in 90min @,But what are the Russians gonna do with Hillary's campaign plans? +Not a leaf,Evolution is just a theory. +My house is totally fine. I think my bananas defective. Who do I see to get a refund?,Should I call the Pitch fork guy so we can riot? +"The US never ratified the ICC, so I guess they kindly asked France to do this.","Because France is the US's lapdog, right?" +"Nice Pipe dream. $142 million to divert the Norfolk Southern line, tens of millions in federal grants for a transportation hub. The city can't fix or fund the existing RTA.",At least we have the half a billion dollar Browns stadium as our crown jewel.... Totally worth it +What was the reason for it?,According to a comment under the video it's a farewell for their retiring deputy chief. +Get me off Manus Island: Assaulted Somali refugee and aid worker's plea for medical treatment,"Ah yes, well clearly advocacy groups put him up to this." +The second best has to be that no lines in the X match up.,Good thing the horrible skin ripping effect and scribbly writing totally offset that! +"Lol, went to Reply To and it makes way more sense now.",Rest In Peace me. +You know some people tell you that Rekkles and YellowStar have never been good so ...,Top 4 in Worlds is still worse than Biolift not getting out of groups. +It's like a rule of RocketLeague where you have to remain locked in combat with full disregard to the outcome of the play.,I love those ones just lock on to the front of the opponent and make him forget that he could have just jumped over me to stop my team mate from dribbling the ball down the field. +Quali cose assurde o divertenti credevate da piccoli?,"Ero piccolo ed avevo preso coscienza per la prima volta della mia voce interiore pensavo di essere l'unico che aveva questa voce interiore, la delusione che ho avuto quando a scuola ci hanno insegnato a leggere non a voce alta era immensa." +Good morning! It's 52.3 degrees at my place and I think that's cool!,"Finally, now we can put all this global warming nonsense behind us." +You alright Steam?,It's like Chinese version if Swedish +I find it amusing that atheist can't grasp the idea that not believing a creator is also a belief.,IF: Not having a belief IS having a belief THEN: Not having an apple IS having an apple Makes sense to me. +"There's lots of gloves/gauntlets that are uneven, too, though. Somebody at Bungie must love asymmetry.",Because it's more 'artistic.' +When your graphic card is so bad it sends u to the 90s,Is that the ps4 version? +Is this my internet or what?,"No, definitely how the game is supposed to be played." +Wikileaks Release Reveals Hillary Clinton's Press Secretary Says Clinton Plans Executive Order For Gun Control,"Dang, there go all of Clinton's hard-line pro-gun supporters!" +TIL Walmart Loses $3 Billion a Year to Theft,poor walmart +Nice corrupt. And roll.,That anti-synergy is so good because 60% of the dmg doesn't get leeched because it's converted to chaos. +Yeah but it ruins the joke.,Yeah Miley is definitely doing shows at places where there isn't a huge price tag on pit passes. +"What helps you play lol? Music, warm pants, a quick workout before every game? Pretty much what the title said! Its a wierd question but i always listen to music and it helps a shit ton at not tilting. Does anyone have anything else that can help and or what music, sounds do you listen to. Everything outside the game. Also sites like lolnexus (i go in before every game). Ty everyone.",Good Teammates +Tom Segura's two specials on Netflix are my go to picks. BIKES.,I thought I was the only one...hey yo +Bruh... PSA to search your topic in PCMR before posting please,Rule #4 m8 +"I'll celebrate my victory by jumping on this chair, WCGW?",Trying to be yoshi damn... +Stop bullying Mei please...,Every time a friendly Mei blocks my hook I'll make sure not to bully her. +Best title ever,More accurate title would be Devious teens swindle two blind women out of a superior pumpkin in order to win race! +"no matter how many times i see it, i still have a hard time understanding these geeks that talk shit to pro fighters on their social media accounts. i dont understand how theyre not embarrassed for themselves","obviously because they can all kick ufc fighters asses, all of them in one night." +This creep on Xbox was in a lobby I was in and sent me this:,Aw he misses you already! +QOL Samuro Change As a long time Samuro main I've always wanted the mirror images to indicate their color and key on the minimap. Sometimes I forget which image I sent to which location and it would be very convenient if I could see that on the minimap. Thank you.,This change is long overdue. +TIME TO PULL OUT THE HEAVY GUNS BOYS(nvm shes private ) Cx she must be mad ice didn't have sex with her skank ass LUL,She's just jealous Ice found a new grill. +"Part of that may have been diet and routine, but I am certain that it was also makeup, professional cinema lighting and camerawork.","Also, acting." +Your going to regret going to marshmallow,Already there. +19 Jobseekers For Every Job: The Unemployed Elephant in the Room,"This so not true, you're all just bludgers taking money from the tax payer." +"LPT: If you ever have to make a decision between two things, flip a coin. While the coin is in the air, you will usually hope that one of the choices is the winner, and that is the choice you should make.","Deciding based on emotion, that should end well." +"The facts that at least one woman took it back, the fact that all have no actual proof, the fact that there is no evidence for it. You know, reality. There is no other way to see it.",It's all just words until they are trumps words then they're facts +Why is Bill on trial here?,"Because Benghazi, emails, Bernie Sanders, ISIS." +So at the local hardware store .......,When you realize jelly beans are really just organs +"It is Americas way of inflating the peso, making it unprofitable for manufacturing to progress and bringing jobs back to the USA.",Trump is clearly a genius and this has been his plan all along. +"I'm going to remove it, I wasn't trying to be a smart ass I just never really thought about it like that",You could always get suction cups and attach the plate to them +In my country those are generally distinct.,Implied +When he told me he's tried every drug that's out there.,whoah he's such a cool bad boy +NSFL (This will literally kill you),"No,cuz it has a green battery icon" +"Bauer, Kluber, Sanchez, Happ, Stroman - with Estrada and Liriano in the wings (somehow, trades would need to be made). That team wins 100 plus game easy.",How do you not have Salad Bar and Carrasco... +"Nobody said an entirely new system. We know the CSM codex is due for a FULL update. The BL supplement had been retroactively updated a while back as well. I'm saying the main Codex has always been Undivided for the most part with very few options of cusomization towards specific Gods. Creating new codecies for the Traitor Legions that are god specific is a great idea, or they can wrap them into a Daemonkin style codex for each major God.",We also know that a charcodons vs night lords book has been announced way ahead of time and drops squarely in the rumored time period for the new edition which maybe means its a novelization of the starter set. +"Then I'm guessing she got $3600 of every $5000 she made that year, not just the winnings.",Not if she irrationally got upset because they withheld SO MUCH MONEY then celebrated when she got a fat refund check from the government around tax time. +"Ah, modern art... don't ever change. (via r/NakedOnStage)",That is defiantly not art.... +What do you wish could have lasted forever?,Batman vs Superman: Dawn of Justice I feel like it just wasn't long enough +My textbook and my ex have a lot in common...,Your ex is the ocean? +Both the driver and myself are people of color,Safe spaces +"I can't speak for all of Asia, but the few times I've had a conversation about it while in Japan leads me to believe that the submissive, not enjoying it, it hurts thing is considered sexy in Japanese culture.",Sounds like a healthy mindset. +Mods ruins games,Fucking weebs... +"To be fair, they prob see this every day. Some people just put these type of notes on their windshield every day to get away with free parking.",But I have a test everyday... +"I'm starting to think even my own life is scripted, what's real anymore?",Truman show adjace +Words is hard.,They be. +Definitely goal tending on that last block,"Nah man, FIBA rules" +Women could be forced to show passport before giving birth,Amber Rudd: Can't we just sterilize them at the border? +To all people whom watched the beta trailer and said OMG AT 0:38 a robot is bleeding!,Cancelling preoder right now! +Wikileaks: New York Times Caught Providing Bill Clinton Questions Before 'Interview',This is huge. +I hope he's joking...but based on everything I've heard and seen from AoS I have to assume he sees you as a threat to his everquest supremacy.,Satoshi killing their VT key pieces was poetic justice. +Have arrieta pinch hit at some point so he can get another donger.,Better than Rizzo at this point +"I think not having Christian religious nuts has been detremental to you guys in Europe. Here in USA, I grew up with kids who believed gays would burn in hell. Its like you guys refuse to believe there is a connection between hate and religion.","Well, it's just a Western Europe problem, they are so brainwashed and politically correct that they simply refuse to accept it." +"Parent training is key to successful outcomes, but where is the Denver model? Ontario needs to wake up. Make every dollar count. Many many parents are not following through at home, Many have some autism themselves. Let's stop pretending that therapies are like a retrofit of some kind. They must be reinforced at home by properly trained, willing and capable parents.","And of course, ban vaccines :-)" +our captain? Good morning guys. Who would be our captain now that montolivo is injured and abate is about to lose his place to calabria?,Kevin Constant +"The release of Sombra, a new map, and a new brawl? According to leaks, they will be released anytime from today to tomorrow. Get ready to UZI!",No misinformation here. +GamesRadar giving us a double dose of humor,Made sure to vote for it <3 best game evuuuuuur +Scouting Report - Samsung Galaxy (Bracket Stage),dont do this tsm lost cause of this +Price of three consoles,"So, ignoring all these reasons which computer gaming is better, consoles are definitely better" +"This disingenuous post ironically backfires for you when your comment history reveals that you plaster this on multiple subreddits and add phrases like accounting firm for it to be semi-relevant, in order to try to get business for your company.","What, you don't think calling up a dying newspaper and running a full page explainer of cash flow statements or obscure tax laws is the missing key to EY achieving their Vision 2020 bullshit?" +If anyone wants to buy ohq he should first recruit a good coach or a dominant ingame leader on support position. But yeah NRG got Kiwikid instead.,Don't you know that Hermit was the only reason Origin was good at worlds last year? +(RAW SPOILERS) Sick replay angle of THAT spear.,You cant wrestle ! +hell yeah,hell yeah +He probably meant HDD.,I thought he knew of a magical website! +Star Citizen Planet to Planet Quantum Jumping,"Clearly just a rip off of the greatest game ever made, No Man's Sky..." +What will Trump find that the FBI and 8 Republican-led committees didn't?,"But, but Wikileaks." +Bizhawk has had rewind for ages. You configure how long it stores a history.,"Yup, ZSNES also." +Everyone around Hitlary is scum!,"But if the prostitutes are Catholic, they are good girls." +The Denver Post endorses Hillary Clinton for president,"Uh oh, time to stop thinking for myself and blindly follow some journalist's opinion." +"I heard his mom even dropped him, that's how you know it's safe",Too far man too far +"Good Morning Buckhead, Love Midtown",What is this love you speak of +Why do I want this so bad?,to brag to your friends and the internet? +"And yet, no one is laughing. Probably because it's just pathetic, not funny.","Hey guys, women are funny... get over it" +I concur. She is very level headed.,"Nah, she just knows when to bite her tongue." +Another Voters Guide to State Questions,His descriptions of the measures are totally unbiased. +Japan can do better.,"No, they have disciprine" +"Michael Bisping set several records at UFC 204, including all-time wins leader, most sig. strikes, second most fight time, etc.",But I thought Conor held all the records! +Joe Hart save against Slovenia,Typical overrated Englishman +There's also a star of David sprayed on the hood. Whoever did this is very confused,Maybe Larry is Whoopi's estranged son from a white guy. +Professional Chefs eat at home?,That's the point +You mean Riot Games? They have a different name and are in different industries so what's the issue here?,"Yeah, there's no chance that online instant messaging and online gaming worlds would never cross over" +I'd give him a can first.,Matt brown should do then... +What do you mean throwing us under the bus? It ain't like we can get voted out...,She blew up our game! +What? No no no. You've got it all mixed up. Be never said he wanted to have sex. He just wants to hang out. Because he's really nice.,What part of jogging and movies means sex? +So NOW is it okay with Hillary supporters if some of us vote third party?,"Okay, unless you live in OH, FL, NC, CO, NV, NM, or NH!" +Just a ram headbutting a drone,Just a ram ramming a drone +Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500.,I've *seen* this before... +"I would probably be happy if we got Duncan. He's smart, tackles well and uses the ball pretty well.",Get out. +Two kids fighting. Yeah that could never happen,Never in a million years could 20 10 year olds all fighting with pillows cause 2 to get wayyy too into it and beat each other up. +"The more you know about Islam, the more you fall in love with it - Bilal Philips He said something like that.","Sure... the more i know islam, the more i will be tolerating other religion, gays & lesbo, democracy" +Thank you ladies,"Not to be sexist or anything, but I think men might not be stable enough to vote." +What's SSS?,Soccer Specific Stadium +"Question about humor What kind of things do you recommend to watch for good laughs that don't feed a pattern dangerous to your subconscious mind? I haven't been really into fiction or comedy for last few years and recently in search for laughter I watched 4th season of Arrested Development. I used to find that show hilarious, but now it's hard to watch without difficult feelings when I relate to each character. Most of them seem to make all possible bad decisions and often ignore whatever conscience they seem to have. Their actions make the show cringe worthy even though sometimes I let out laugh, it's a painful one. Let's put aside whether the series'level of humor has changed. If I am consciously perceiving a danger here I must be somewhat shielded from the subconsious effects, but watching this seems toxic anyway. I realise how many of the things I used to love laughing at were even more toxic. Can there be any humor without any amount of abuse? Isn't humor always twisted? Conservative humor, things that are safe and predictable don't ever seem funny, yet things that make me laugh always leave an aftertaste of guilt. Do you think it's safe to entertain yourself with abusive humor exposing some ugly patterns in human behavior? Or do you know less twisted yet funny stuff that could put a smile on my face?",If you're trying to personally relate to Arrested Development you probably have your empathy turned up too high. +Shameless click bait designed for lazy people to make some of that youtube money,We should get a YouTube hero on the case and have them mass flag the channel +"Anyone else a bit underwhelmed with the rewards for the newer hard content? Hard to be motivated to do them. Like, its just harder and harder to get motivated lol. KM/dark ark was hype because ark OE is hype, but most other content been like... damn this shit is hard and annoying as fuck, and the reward isn't really worth it because you kinda already have the gear and units to beat this content in the first place. took me like 2 months to finally beat Noel because there wasn't really any motivation lol. Same for the recent FG's. Haven't even bothered starting the newest one yet. Don't care about the guild event because its pointless if i'm like the only one in my guild with the units that can even clear this new fg :P I don't need a top tier unit reward for everything, but I feel like I need something 'more'? heck ill be more excited if the reward was just a 5x ticket pack or something lol. Better than a sphere that ill never use because sorting spheres is a mess and I'm too lazy to use new ones. What motivates y'all?",Guild contribution +With this deck my opponent won't stand a chance!,With this deck you can even beat trainer cheddar. +"There are loads of creative and smart people who have done disgusting and horrible things that we rightly detest. That's why I find it's important to separate the artist from their art. This is also a good reason why we should avoid hero worship famous people. It's not going to stop anyone, I know, but it would be nice to see. A bad person can still do good things. Enjoy the good, decry the bad.",We found the Trump supporter +"New Inferno call outs ::: High end rig ? Go A ,,, Potato PC? GO B .",King of B incoming . +At least they're consistent in their hypocrisy?,Nah to be consistent they should force everyone to donate tissue and organs to save another potential life. +Man... I have never had any luck with apple and I have no clue why because my friends always have stories like that.,You didn't bring your metal ball? +but what will this entail for the RT reference economy? Will funhaus continue to slack off and not get any work done?,"Ya, well, FH has to film gameplay AND edit, so they don't have time to make good content!" +Goes to show you how stupid the majority of Filipinos are. Duterte is a nasty nigga who needs to be shot dead,That's edgy as fuck. +"Tutorials are great, but the satisfaction is so much greater when you do it through trial and error.",Wait there are tutorials +"Dude, bribing for a job is the least of the corruption that Army does. Just go to cities and see how NOCs are being provided to private developers to use Army land. Massive corruption exists across the board in the armed forces.",*Desh drohi tarimanopico* Go to pakistan. +"Yes, please. &nbsp; Best regards, Evan MacMillan","That would be awesome having 2 traps under you every time you're hooked, I can't imagine that not being really fun" +The best feeling,"Panther 8.8 is OP and hackerz paradise, it is known." +"How is that Trump's strategy? Trump has zero control over who does and doesn't vote. I'm a minority Trump supporter, and I don't see how he, or anyone, would be able to stop me from voting.","I'm a veteran, I'm gay, I'm black and I support Trump for realz!" +Fuck.,Let's hope the screen is not cracked when you turn it around +I was looking for Bitcoin in the article but couldn't find it? Maybe you can tell us how this is relevant?,Didnt you know reddit is one of the places where people try to join unconnected things to explain/foresee an up-and-coming event ... that happens ... sometimes ... +D'Angelo Bricks in my veins Russell 0-9 from three lowlights,Still better than Booker! +Call of Duty Big Red One. Call of Duty Modern Warfare. Call of Duty World at War. Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2. Black Ops 1. Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3. These are all advance simulations that taught me to kill pussies like you with precision accuracy. Back the fuck off.,"Whoa whoa, take it easy there, I didn't know I was talking to a veteran" +"Explain TF2, but the the catch is... make it sound like a really bad game.",this thread is killing tf2 +"Thanks, it's really hard because I love my parents dearly and they are truly good people. I don't know why Trump and his paranoid hateful rhetoric has gotten to them like this. Like I said, I've never seen my mom post Drudge stuff, and she's even told my grandma (an ardent Hillary supporter) that people can say anything on the internet, that doesn't make it true when my grandma is trying to tell her how wrong she is about different stories/polls/etc. It's like there's a crazy disconnect. *sigh*",Is t too late to adopt yourself out to a new family? +220v right? Do you know if its 120 compatable?,"There is an external power brick, you could simply change over for different mains voltages" +"Why? So those third parties can get the federal stage you all want them too, only to be merged and in 15-20 years we are back at a two party system.",Yeah because the two party system is such a default globally. +What vehicles do you all want? I am curious as to what the community wants in terms of vehicles. This will allow me to prioritize my future projects.,Flying tanks +"Forward always, bro, always forward. Oh, and *points to swear jar*","Fuck your swear jar, I ain't givin you shit." +"So, what do you do all day?","Fooling around on my phone and laptop, occasionally interrupted by college." +Miss USA teens say he walked in on nude contestants. You know they're standing there with no clothes. And you see these incredible looking women. And so I sort of get away with things like that.,"NBD, they are too old for him anyway" +Women of Reddit how would you like to see your first date go?,We're redditors..... having a first date. +"...and then went on to win the Europa League, League Cup and FA Cup in the same season and won YPOTY",He was so good he won a competition 8 years in the future +BF1 Weapon Stats available @Symthic!,"Doing god's work, son." +If another director had to direct a mad max movie who would be the best choice?,Jj abrams +"ACLU: Better Than Trump, But Clinton's Rights Record Still Cause for Concern","Damn, the ACLU is a Russian puppet too." +I like the fact you went back to edit that comment after giving it a bit of thought.,You don't need feelings for that +"That's true, but dynamic was also making the situation a lot worse.",I should have included a +To Conquer a Mount Kronovi,your image is upside down (ranks excluded). +**THIS GUY IS ACTUALLY BETTER THAN FUCKING MCDAVID**,Thankfully you listened to Reddit and drafted Laine instead. +What sort of trap? Spike strip would kill the cyclist.,And? +TIL that in 1976 the mayor of Montreal declared before the Olympic games that The Olympics can no more lose money than a man can have a baby. He was wrong. Mismanagement and gross cost overruns left the city with $1.5 billion of debt that wasn't paid off until 2006.,"In contrast, all the Montreal mayors since then have been superb." +"But then again, he shouldn't be taking pictures of the customer's property, so...","Assuming that is true, then this is totally worth posting the video that could get him fired..." +only,anywhere It's delivered via semi-truck. +Definitely In The Flesh. That second verse is hilariously fun to sing a long to.,Found the nazi +get real no filthy ubuntu peasant would be a terminal junkie,It seems you forgot +die hard fans i suppose,"Nah man, Back to the Future fans, not Die Hard fans" +"NM medical cannabis consumers doubled in one year (14,000 to 31,000 patients)",It'll keep growing and growing until they just legalize it. +HSC English Paper 1 Starter Pack,shit meme +"Best Unis for B/C grade students? Looking for an insurance uni with BBB-CCC grades for computer science. It seems everything I've looking at is either ridiculously low entry (John Moores, Leeds Beckett) or AAA entry (York, Leeds, Lancaster). I was thinking more middle ground for my insurance uni. Any recommendations or just websites to find this stuff?",I think Cardiff has reasonable entry grades for Compsci.. +We don't see those kind of pile-ups at all anymore. Is there any specific reason for that?,yeah coulthard isnt driving ;) +"We're not changing what we've had so far. Frankly, I don't care what Cleveland does. This is... # #OurMoment because #HistoryIsNow",Well said! +Oooo yes a PC running Final Cut Pro,Seems legit +"Damn! That was the reason I voted leave, to take back control of my kitchen",Ah the women's vote. +I wold like to see people create a life-size effigy of Hillary and burn it at the stake.,that would be sexist.... +A few good ones (Meme Dump),"I'm tired of the hate for these lieutenants, these are your leaders, you all need to show them more respect right now." +"Even if you are scared of tones, there are tonal languages that are much more phonologically complex than Chinese.",Pfffft what are you talking about everyone knows Chinese is the only tonal language +Posted with one period to go. No math done. Just beer drinking. Post game fact checking -- 492 goal pace.,You forgot the 16 playoff games :) +GBP in USD graph,This is just scaremongering. +N.J. took $1.4B from your phone bill for new 911 system but never delivered,I cannot believe the government would take your tax money and not deliver. +"From a 1970s Tokyo Metro etiquette campaign, 'The Seat Monopolizer', by artist Hideya Kawakita.",BUT I THOUGH MANSPREADING IS JUST SOMETHING THAT FEMINAZIS MADE UP! +"If you're going to accuse a Presidential candidate of sexual assault, then yes, your information should be public.",and I am sure you will use it with only the best of intentions +"Well yeah, probably, but it's still true. Coal plants are much more dangerous, especially when you account for the effect of greenhouse gas emissions, which for nuclear plants are zero.",True but according to people like Mitch McConnell Coal and Oil are clean energy and we have nothing to worry about. +A 200 million dollar increase.,Small loan really +If you can't hear their speech you can't suppress it.,LALALALLA I CANT HEAR YOU +Donald Trump cancels Hannity interview,"Really, I was looking forward to this interview all week" +"Videogames are changing quite a few things in soccer. Games like Championship Manager and Football Manager made it easier for me to get to know players, to know who the key youngsters were, things like that. In fact, those two games were key in my love for the game, as I wasn't really that bothered by football before them (and I'm sure I'm not the only one). As for the regular supporter, for many of them their expectations and their conception of the development curve of a player are based on videogames like FIFA or PES, which aren't exactly realistic.",You mean to tell me Zaharias labyad isn't going to become better than Pogba? +"With Book Wyrm being classified as a Dragon, Mana Wyrm should receive the same treatment. Before the argument was wyrm =/= dragon, but with the released of Book Wyrm thats changed. This would make sense from a clarity standpoint, and also be a great buff to Dragon Mage.","Yes, because mana syrm totally needs a buff." +"I got called racist for saying that, thank god im not the only one who thinks that",Now you guys can start a racist club and compare how other black guys look alike. +Bill Simmons got Tony Hawk and Nick Cannon to help petition against bulding a new stadium in San Diego,3 people who San Diego respect the opinions of more than others. +Can I drink coffee post-op for gastric bypass?,I started coffee back about 2 weeks post-op. +Finally I can use my Purify!,"Needs to be a 1 mana 4/4, think of the curve!" +"We will here from them again, don't worry. 2-3 weeks after some shady reported finds out that NMS has been officially abandoned by Hello Games, they will release a press statement where they announce that they are forced to abandon the game and blame bad reception of the game and lack of gamers for it.",And then Steam and Sony will grant refunds to anyone who asks. +Poll: Clinton widens Mich. lead as Trump support slides,But his outreach to Black voters was so effective. +It would be cool if Lava Lash did any damage at all.,Just use Hot Hand! +vscode vs atom which one is better to work with go?,vim +*Would you kindly?,Would you kindly go up to Rahool's office and kill the son of a bitch. +"No, they're in place to make sure no actual competitors to Soccer United Marketing emerge, and the NASL's implosions are the result of them being squeezed to the point of desperation by being stuck in the limbo of being the only second division in the world that doesn't promote to the first and therefore plays an entirely meaningless league season, leaving them completely hamstrung when it comes to appealing to investors, advertisers, and broadcasters.",Wait so pro/rel means the league below gets promotion too! +Makoa's skin concept: King Makoa/Makoopa,Maybe more colorful. +Watching 21:9 vid on 21:9 monitor.,It's the cinematic experience! +"If Bjergsen did this, the first thing casters would do is praise him for the play. Now that a Korean player did it against NA players, it was a massive mistake from them. Aight.",hey man they are psycho nationalist and we are the rational one +Ever tried Ulting?,"Not really, since using his 2 always gets an instant pentakill." +Uuuuuuu foooor sure!,That dude had a body on him that just haaaaasss to fuck. +Please consider the environment before printing this e-mail At least Graham is environmentally conscious.,"We know at least they care about Green renewable energy now, BOYZ" +What a bizarre perspective this author has.,comparing the vita to the ps4... makes total sense +"Barbarians are that troop that I can't seem to counter while on the offense. Defense, no problem, offense, I might as well say goodbye to my giant ASAP because the fireball won't get there in time.",Well at least there is something a giant user can be mad about... +"Sorry I totally put your in danger and destroyed your life as you know it. Anyway....,",If he were really sorry he'd post his phone number. +Look at my sick CS:GO cake,Please tell me your ingame nick is aLAN +This just proves Crooked Hillary LIED about Trump's kids during the debate! Sad!,Another example of her poor judgement +EU council president: it's hard Brexit or no Brexit at all | Politics,Can't wait +What happened to REAL fashion!?,"Since one couple are dressed that way, that must represent every other couple of the present time!" +538 has the most modest model too. All other models have trump down even more.,"But, but, Rasmussen." +Because of my biological clock Dring dring. Dangit horny again.,I found the 15 year old boy. +Send me your copy if you don't want it,"Yeah sure, I'll just send you my Steam login and you can play all my games." +But it's Diamond! I have to get it!,"Ofcourse, it'll bring up the download speed big time!" +"That should not be possible, your stats, rank etc are saved online linked to your steam account. You don't start over if you reinstall your pc / play on another PC do you",And there have never been issues with steam cloud before. +What is something we can agree on ?,"If you come to a BBQ and bring beer then leave, that's MY beer now." +"Without NA, LoL has more viewers than CSGO. :^)",it also does with NA? +Want to know how to spot a person void of any critical thinking? Find the guy bitching about the media because they don't know how to fact check things. You should go back to posting fringe right wing conspiracy websites all over the place.,"Oh, but the fact sources are all in on it tooooooooo!" +Here's A Ballora (Sorry For Terrible Cropping),"like i said, WOOOW SO C00l Dood" +Alien blue does too,Lefties running my ux +Just a simple comparison of UAV and Limpet.,But can you code better? +I wouldn't even know this. Never got to play MoTD on bo2.,Well you're supposed to know. +Last championship in each city (big 4 sports) Cleveland 2016 Chicago 2015 Los Angeles 2014 Toronto 1993,Hey the Argos won in 2012 +"My 55 year old mum owns an xbox 360, the grandkids use it when they come over. TIL my mum is a gaymer grill",TIL anecdotes count as data +"Its faster, no downtime.","Funny, I had no downtime and was 110 the first day" +Im done with this game and it's network issues.,you forgot the +"Level 32, don't have a single dragonite above 1400 CP. After placing in my 20+ gyms, I am generally left with attackers in the 1800 CP range. It takes me an hour to take a level 10 gym as well.",What advantage are you gaining by having 20 gyms versus 15 gyms and 5 strong attackers still available? +Being an inbred retard isn't a political statement.,The left is so tolerant +WikiLeaks Shows Hillary Clinton Was Against Pot Legalization In 'All Senses Of the Word',And the drug war continues ... +"It's not the lack of a donation that bothers me, hes cheap anyway. It's the lying that gets to me.",oh but he did it all secretly +"I have a song stuck in my head and I love and hate it. Also, sooo many holidays at my school disrupts my workflow. I just got back into liking doing work again. I got a lot of anthropology and physics studying to do.",is it an aero chord song? +B U S T I N ',N U T A E S T H E T I C +"That is true! Also, the Clinton campaign has worked behind the scenes to pave way for Trump for a long long time.",Yeah the Clinton camp totally forced Republicans to vote for him. +"They really saved the best scandals for last with this Donald feller didn't they? Like the other stuff he did before was offensive and hurtful, but a pedofile that steals from 9/11 families? Very surprised that there's any Republicans still voting for him.",Taking advantage of a national tragedy by lying about making a charitable donation makes you smart. +context: when asked about the assault allegations katrina pearson (trumps national spokesperson) blamed liberals for pushing hip hop and hip hop for pushing rape culture. blaming hip hop is a very common dogwhistle racism tactic for blaming black people.,Yeah can you believe those thugs? +Euthanasia,You forgot this +Shame we lost him from the 'muh tuition fees' crowd.,"Apparently my generation doesn't vote anyway, so it's not an issue right?" +Last years playoffs were the highest rated NHL playoffs in America in over 40 years. And it sounds like ESPN is going to start covering hockey again which is huge.,whats an espn? +Quoted directly.,Reality is HRC propaganda +"I've said it before, but 100% would smash.",That's how she got here in the first place. +"The fact of the matter is that no one has the complete truth yet, in my own mind the two phantoms are medic and Ishmael, but hey, that's my opinion, no need to get so agitated.",God you are such a dumb dumb head for accepting the game as is a year after its been released! +Sooooo how secure is that toilet seat?,"Well, you sure as shit can't carry it." +"I never understood this, I've been regularly and safely ramping onto highways in small cars with 70-90hp for the last 10 years. Highways with an 80mph speed limit. It's not as *fun* as opening up a fast car (or bike), but I don't feel endangered either.",Cause people on r/cars thinks that highway passing is the most important thing. +"I watched that doc a few weeks ago and I'm reading Amanda's book right now. It's insane how quickly they zeroed in on her (and Raffaele, to a lesser extent.) The motive they had was BS and the evidence was circumstantial. They just railroaded her. I feel terrible for both of them.",But there was Amandas DNA in Amandas house... guilty! +Maybe if he ever pitches past the 7th inning he can get his postseason ERA below 5,"Whoa Whoa, I am pretty sure his two out save last night is more impressive than anything Bumgarner ever did for the Giants in the postseason." +"**For some reason, November is a classic release month** Half-Life - November 8, 1998 Half-Life 2 - November 16, 2004 Left 4 Dead - November 17, 2008 Left 4 Dead 2 - November 17, 2009 Counter-Strike - November 8, 2000 Ricochet - November 1, 2000",HL3 November 2016 confirmed +Here's something nobody asked for but I made anyway: Korg EMX-1 drum sample pack,Thanks a lot for nothing you inconsiderate jerk! +What? No! I love his dick.,"Sorry, but that's what he gets for marrying outside of the Covenant." +I just checked a nicer camera out from the school library. I should have done it long ago.,"Gus just being schill for the University library, how the great have fallen." +Why on earth does a box need to meet regulations to have letters put in it?,Because we know what we're doing in America. +"I keep business card size give outs of people like this. I just tuck it under their windshield, no reasons to stick something to their car.",But don't you know that if someone does something shitty it justifies you being shitty as long as it's to them? +"Sorry, you can't be a fan of the team and not support the school. You can tell yourself you can......but you can't.",Thank you for making the rules. +"that was fucking sick and all, but jees watching people aim with controllers is painful",but console is just as competitive +"Look! Other bad things happen, so you can't criticize these bad things!",#allBadThingsMatter +"And then CNN uses it as an opportunity for character assassination, combing through all of his old comments to look for some cheap headlines for themselves. CNN has really become a big stinking pile of dog shit.",The memefrog is racist! +I cannot tolerate heat. I live in the mid-atlantic. It gets unbearable. It hits about 60 and I break out the shorts. Anything over 80 and I'm dying.,I'm in an area where the temperature reaches 130 F. I can't wait to leave the searing heat. +Yeah on the most recent RAW commentary actually referred to the crowd as fans and not the WWE Universe a few times,Vince actually whipped them for that. +"Absolutely no proof has been presented about Washington's claim that Russia is responsible for these leaks. Perfect timing too, right before the election when the establishment knows that their candidate is the one pushing for war with the Federation. Couple that with the complete deterioration of relations between the two countries over a military strategy for Syria and what to be done about Assad in the UNSC and you have a perfect shitstorm brewing between the world's two largest nuclear forces. Dangerous times...",Yeah it's probably Danish hackers. +"According to a Fox news talking head, Only 50,000 people per state would lose their healthcare if the ACA was repealed He went on to say, Not that really a significant number if you broke it down that way, right? Good thing numbers =\= human beings.","What am I supposed to do if Mexican steals my job, leaving me without benefits, and a Muslim blows me up?" +"You become the cause of Salem Witch trials and other similar events, and are hunted down & killed by time travelers eventually.",She was actually hunted down and saved by a time traveler lol +I have been using this since PoGo launch. Made a whopping .48 cents. Whoo.,Not even half a cent? +this is why ive stopped buying IW cods.....,Because IW started robotic characters in MP... +"Huh, TIL. I've starched and ironed bills before for still life photography props, and never thought about it.",Found the guy who owes OP money. +What obesity looks like on the inside,"This is how Murican Freedom, looks like!" +RIP Twitch CHAD,Naja der Youtube Chat ist eh viel geiler +"stocked up, and getting ready to drop these baby's on low energy, low info voters.",Hot tamales? +"Here's to hoping, am I right?",Damn straight mate! +What? What gun did that?,SVU +"TIL why the middle east is such a shithole. They are basically revengeing a revenge that revenges a revenge ... and so on. And all that mixed with a religious ideology that basically says: killing, suffering and revenge is the golden way. No wonder that there is no progress and they are unable to learn. It looks like it's even prohibited.","Well, this is pretty islamophobic, wouldn't expect this from a german" +"Hey parkdale, if woke up to this Art work. Here's you're culprit",so badass +Prosecutors: Older sister drove teen to scene for fatal Kelvyn Park revenge shooting,What a heartwarming family story. +"La chiavetta richiede di ricordarsi di backuppare una volta ogni tanto, cosa che ovviamente non avrebbero fatto. Dropbox (o google drive, o altri servizi identici) fa tutto in automatico.",basta settare rsync con un cronjob +That's what someone who is paid by riot would swear.,That's what someone who's paid by riot would say to someone who's accused to be paid by riot. +And the NHS isn't looking too likely to come out of this government's term intact :( Fucking tories.,"But it's fine, we now have another 350 million to give to the NHS!" +"Nice, downvoted to 50%, any reason?",Because acknowledging Black people doing anything wrong is racist you racist +"I was just being foolish. a bandit 600 would be a decent first bike, reliable and cheap to insure. If you've never ridden bikes much it'll still feel like a missile to ya.","No no, zx10 too weak, he needs a turbo busa, only way to go..." +I would buy it if you were in the bay area :(,It's a good weekend for a day trip! +The code could just be your room number.,But if the idea in a single sentence form isn't bulletproof why should we even consider solving any of the obvious problems with obvious solutions? +"The 2nd one was amazing, but still. You see 100% skill, I saw three pylons watching the puck.",Karlsson is a pylon confirmed +"Why is Zyra support picked now? While I didn't watch the semis, I saw the final results and noticed that Zyra support was in every game. Why is she meta again? What does she do that makes her better than other supports? Is it because of standard lanes? Or that she just fits into the specific teamcomps very well? What is it?",Because she is a support. +Because there isn't enough violence in the world and he inspires it?,"Yeah its Trump's fault that the insane radical liberals attack his supports, he inspired it by talking and resounding with millions of Americans!" +Yeah but if I say that as a TSM fan I'm just salty. I really don't get it though. Why can't be just be excited for the winning team and not be assholes to the losers?,"Nah man, booing and shittalking is part of sports culture and it is the fans right." +McGregor acts like he beat Nate's ass in both fights. I think he's forgetting that he got finished in their first fight & won a very close fight in their second with him almost getting finshed a couple times.,Majority decisioned Nate so hard he should not come back after that terrible loss. +Are you having a stroke?,They missed the last debate. +Ryan better get as many members of the GOP as he can to start making this same statement very forcefully and very often between now and November 8...,Don't you mean November 28th? +"Everyone knows meat only comes from mammals and birds, jeeze, read a book.","No, birds is poultry not meat" +I like nickelback,Stand up for what you enjoy somewhere else! +"I saw that, and read it. It was so dumb. The theory is: The election will be close, to the point where one state with three electoral votes will make all the difference. That state? Vermont. How it works: *everybody* in Vermont writes in Bernie. Then the electoral breakdown goes: Trump 268, Hillary 267, Bernie 3. Then the House of Representatives would get to pick a president and they all kinda hate Trump and Hillary is *of course* a lying bitch so they'd have no other choice but to choose Bernard Sanders to be the next president of the United States.",bc thats how western democracy works +You think the federal government cares? Hillary Clinton is as corrupt as they come. Does the federal government care?,Lol yeah Hillary is to blame for everything that is wrong in this world. +Somehow I knew this retarded article was going to suggest disabling Windows Update.,Yes because its much better to let windows force close your programs and lose data +"Oct 16th & 17th 2016 Godfest, Bilbo Braggings and Max Rants Sometimes I worry myself about how much I really want a card just because its blue...",Got my 3rd Alrescha woot! +It IS astounding how many people in America spend so much of their time worrying about their neighbors' appearances...,Resell value? +What pleases me most about this clip is evidence of our running an offense.,Teague and Monta can't play together +They barely broke a sweat fighting ISIS.,Please tell us more about your experiences on the frontline +Music preferences.,I like everything but country and (c)rap. +Right! So amat s foul on Theo is also a red?,What foul? +"I am agree, he was an excellent, funny and intelligent character, I like him more than Lincoln because these reasons. Can't wait to see him in action again on the next DLC.",Racist pig +Nothing's free,"Clearly they were supposed to give the gentlesir a blowjob, how dare those sluts lead him on!" +Earphones are included. They are under the wall charger block she didn't open .. . . . oh wait. I think someones got me covered on this post.,"But the true question is, does it have a headphone jack?" +Remember to let all drumpers know that they are breaking the law and are no better than the Russians when it comes to wikileaks,"It's Hillary's fault I broke the law, that's how bad she is." +"The team from Mystery, Alaska",Because they couldn't beat the rags? +I'm really enjoying it! I'm almost done and think it's in the top tier of Chabon books. **The Yiddish Policemen's Union** is really worth picking up if you enjoyed Kavalier & Clay.,"Wonderboys is great too, but think I have to agree with jforres in that The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay is one of my all time favourites" +Derek comments on the CitCon episodes of Reverse the Verse and Around the Verse under his Shattered Dreams blog.,Tech that are decades away! +The movement system is most certainly not the same as bo3. Ttk is too quick though.,"but it has exosuits, so it must be the same!" +College Kid Creates Sweatshirt That Says All white People Are Racist,All black people are criminals. +Dude this mode is supposed to be played with freinds.,All others need not apply +"Drew Brees has now passed for 50,000 yards as a saint",Still not HoF material +Analysis: Trump isn't sparking Hispanic registration surge as Dems expected,dammit. +"Hey, It ain't gay if you don't look down.","None of my bros believe that, how do I convince them?" +No. It's a meme that's been around for years. Fuck little Internet Nazis and their attempts at stealing old memes,... +Holy shit he predicted a rookie to have trouble . AMAZING. Never been done before !,"Ohh ye cus Ruler is bad,right?" +"Rate of reported hepatitis C cases per 100 000 population, EU/EEA, 2014",I think a rate of deaths per capita would be useful to correlate with this data to help visualize the bigger picture. +add me,"Added,trade now?" +Wincest?,"not impossible, sadly" +"It's dickbutt, isn't it?",Click on the link to find out. +"No, people just deserve to be informed. It's called news.","yes, that's what the news does...." +"Uhhhh..... Halftime adjustments, r-right?",That's what Mike is known for! +Did you just assume my species?,"Yep, but in my defence, look at the state of you" +The fuck? Why are the boats still manned?,Because we don't have the technology to operate these boats unmanned.. +We need a top 3 or the first overall. Anything lower than that unlikely will help our qb situation,"Yeah if only we'd had Blake Bortles today, we would have dominated." +"I mean... Yeah. It's less than 1000 characters long, what do you want?","By posting, you owe us at least a dissertation." +I made this when Alan Rickman passed away.,what he would have wanted..... +"I'm not saying we should ignore global warming, I'm simply saying that tacking on a $50 feel-nice fee for whenever somebody buys a fridge isn't exactly 'saving the planet for the future of humanity'. And while it certainly isn't made up of only one person, perhaps the people assigned to manage the environment could come up with something a little more meaningful, as the cost to legislate all of this will probably outweigh its benefit.","I dunno about you, but this $50 fridge fee has convinced me to go back to an ice box." +"I would never spend that much money on a game, but if someone wants to, let them. What's the big deal, it's not like you can't buy the normal version.",But then the player base will be divided because everyone will be playing on the new maps and I won't and I'll get jealous and wish I could just play them for free. +Women told not to walk on main road in ultra-Orthodox Jerusalem town,Image them not checking their privilege with the audacity to walk on the main road! +TIL Hillary has been an adult for 4 years,Trump really missed an opportunity there. +But reddit told me that Trump is the one calling for violence.,"Yeah, and obviously Hillary left a note at the scene" +"Matt Ryan's Toughness I know we see this week in and week out, but boy oh boy do we have a tough QB. The amount of hits he took in that first half was ridiculous. I don't know if it speaks more to his conditioning or his toughness, but Matt Ryan's ability to play game after game and play after play needs to be recognized.",Nah man he's horrible we need to bring Vick back man +"You should get a Samsung, given your power",But then I couldn't copy and paste from my phone to computer. +Kaine delivers entire speech in Spanish at Miami church,Deport him! +"Not old enough, before written history!",i think this might be old enough... +Anyone else see the irony of calling Republicans Nazi's after you just firebombed a political office and told them to leave or else? That is Brown Shirt 101 - intimidate the other political parties with violence.,Burning a republican office is totally diferent than burning the german parliment! +Pitchers to beat Cubs 1-0 in postseason - Clayton Kershaw and Babe Ruth.,Obviously because Kershaw is the greatest pitcher since Babe Ruth +"you people do realize this is the first blunder jacob wolf has done since his TL/piglet report, right?","No no no, let's crucify him he's a terrible person fuck Jacob Wolf" +Thousands take part in anti-government protest in Hungary,The Hungarian spring came early this year +Tax cuts... scrapping of sure start... free market solution. *gag*,Obviously people will stop needing maternity care once the market adjusts to make babymaking more efficient +"Nicki Minaj: 'You better pray to god we don't get stuck with motherf-king Melania' // Melania Trump is a beautiful, kind, sweet, loving woman... you know, how American women used to be? MELANIAFOR1STLADY!",I real woman has 50 pounds of silicone in their ass +ay we all aussies now.,eh by the time people in Australia finish downloading the game everyone else in the world are max rank already. +"Holy shit, by having that in your inventory do you not run a risk of being banned?",he probably discards it before logging out and then makes a new one when the game does it's checks on login +And how Colorado manages to not be fat.,"everywhere they go is uphill, both ways, obviously" +"Really? Andi's teams have pretty much never done any strats or different comps, they just play the game by the book and just outplay the other teams. DJ's teams have constantly pushed the game into new metas with different builds, strats, and comps. (I.E. dominating the spring split with Awilix + Sobek, abusing soul stone + power pot, doing the solo lane hog for buff/objective control now and back when it had the 60s cooldown.) Do you have any examples of Andi's teams doing any innovative strats or compositions?",What don't you remember how innovative Neith mid was at Worlds? +"TIL Stockholm, Sweden tested a Speed Camera Lottery where speed limit-abiding drivers were automatically entered into a drawing to win a prize pool funded out of fines paid by speeders.",So this just rewards people fortunate enough to have a car? +"MMO, been doing this myself since 2001 and Ultima Online. Loot, Loot never changes....","Ahh, Ultima...that brings back the memories" +What's the most obviously non-suicide death that was declared a suicide you have ever heard?,Kurt Cobain. +Viking great Brett Favre to have Green Bat jersey also hung in hall of fame locker,without those 2 years as a Viking i doubt a journeyman like Farve even gets HOF consideration +Olicity,Felicity doesn't get enough screentime. +WikiLeaks: Assange's internet link 'severed' by state actor,What is a state actor +Playing HC on a unreliably updating OS? Lol.,Le ebin linux master race amirite? +"New to Commander; least hated Commanders? After a decent amount of time splashing around the standard pool, I've decided to chase my destiny to the big, dark, stinky EDH ocean where I hope to live happily ever after. I won't gush too much on the format, but I will say it seems like a perfect fit for me and I am irresponsibly excited to build my first deck. Something I don't want to do (at first, at least) is build a deck where everyone in the pod wants me dead first...I want to win sometimes (all the time, but I can accept that's not how it works) but I don't want a big target painted on my forehead. So; what are some 'diplomatic' commanders that don't generate massive hate right off the bat? I will be buying a Commander 2016 deck, but more for staples. Thanks for any feedback :)",Play [[Meren]] no one hates her +"And yet, with only heterosexual couples on television, LGBTetc people still exist.","That's cause they were inspired by Satan, not television." +What's funny is I got told over the weekend by a Republican that these splits weren't as bad as liberals like to make them out to be. He then cited a poll that showed African Americans preferring Democrats by 70 points.,It perfectly points out how racist African Americans are. +Remember the autobalance ? Me neither,"Because whenever there was an unbalanced game to a point of entire teams rage quitting, auto-balance would magically fix it and you would have a fair and balanced game with great teamwork on both teams." +"Yes and no. Of course it is expected for all the first seeds to beat the second seeds. The issue is that the games are EXTREMELY one sided. And this is solely because of Korean teams. They are just on a whole new level compared to other regions. If you think about it, best of fives between NA, EU, Chinese or Taiwanese teams would probably be really entertaining. We would hear Silver Scrapes, there would be less <30 minute games, etc... The problem is that with every Korean team getting first in their group, this matchups cannot happen. Sad.","easy, just put all the korean teams together in groups" +When people say you don't have to vote for the lesser of two evils they are right. You have to vote for the lesser of four evils.,Vote 5th Party! +Big supermarkets could be allowed to regulate their own food safety just 4 years after horsemeat scandal,Hmmmm I see no way this could ever be a problem +Nick never did elaborate how he knew dogmeat. We can only assume that he gets around. Mama Murphy knows him and there aren't a lot of purebred German Shepherds around.,*Tinfoil hat on * Inb4 the Nick before Nick Nick had that dog as companion before Nick had the memories implanted into his Synthetic mind. +"To be perfectly honest, when I worked retail I used to volunteer to work Thanksgiving so I'd have a good excuse to *avoid* TG dinner with my extended family. Plus, my company paid time and a half on TG and XM.",Well that's just because you didn't realize that they were forcing you by controlling you with money +"The daily beast is owned by IAC, and Chelsea Clinton is on IAC's board of directors. Can't be trusted.",except the provided evidence - like verified info but keep riding the conspiratard train - clearly the clintons want the investment of a company which donated billions to them to fail +Step 1. Don't be a socialist without realizing the implications,The right people haven't tried it. +What obvious mechanic/item/thing did you not notice until many hours of gameplay? For me it was the WA system ._.,the R2 button +Isn't it usually the even numbers are testing the waters and then the odd numbers are the refined versions that everyone falls in love with?,No wonder the OG Galaxy Vibrant S left a bad taste in my mouth +So ... I just played a semi final of the Copa Nationale in the training area,"The fans were probably racist or something the game before, so it had to be a closed match" +Really hockey and flames fans are definitely not with this guy,"2 losses with us, obviously he's trash" +Myanmar.,How far is that from Siam? +"born in 1985, got awesome grades got accepted to UT because of those awesome grades, paid for school through working as a waiter and use of credit cards, got out of school, sent 10,000 resumes over the internet, got a starter job and moved up, now I am 30 and single and just bought my first house 6 months ago, I had it custom built as well......... if you want something get off your ass and do something about it",way to stay humble bro +Witness my wealth & Power,Have you considered donating some of your money to the poor? +"Shower thought: Why couldn't JS give us the exact date of the first vision? The most important event for the salvation of man since the resurrection of Jesus Christ, and he couldn't remember the exact date? Sounds fishy to me.","Pretty sure if I saw God AND Jesus, I would not forget the date." +What would it take for Goodell to be impeached?,Yeah better fire the guy making the league and the owners who employ him record money because some fans don't like him +We are subservient to the rest if the province and Canada already and have been for a long time. ALR land in metro Vancouver is a poor use of land. Not much else to it.,While you're at it Stanley park seems like such a waste of potential space. +"Okay, how do I buy this now?!","You don't, you find them in really big cereal boxes." +"Exotic Primary Sidearm idea The thought occurred to me that every special weapon type has an exotic Primary except sidearms. Vex Mythoclast (fusion, practically an auto rifle) No Land Beyond (sniper rifle) Universal Remote (shotgun) So with that said, here is my take on an exotic sidearm. Plasma Cutter (sidearm, practically an auto rifle) **Exotic Perk: Heatsink** Gun does not use ammo; overheats when fired too long. (Full Auto) Scopes: * Reflex Sights * Iron Sights * Ranged Scope Middle Tree: * Hand-Laid Stock * Send It * Field Scout **Exotic Perk: Unstable Coolant** Kills with this gun automatically resets the ammo cooldown; overheating causes lethal damage to user. It also has a void burn on it. The overheat does void damage It's inspired by the covenant plasma guns in Halo and is therefore obviously purple in appearance. The guns exotic perks make it ideal for killing mobs without reloading or waiting for the cooldown but at a range much shorter than Bad JuJu, Fabian Strategy, or Zhalo Supercell. It's usable against harder opponents if you fire it slowly and you get punished if you push it too far. As far as the archetype: whatever makes it not over powered in the crucible. [Discussion]","We already have a Primary Sidearm, it's called The Last Word." +Where do you live that games sell out? That hasn't happened to me since like 2006.,"well if it hasn't happened to you, i guess it wont happen to anyone" +There are indeed other communists! We must live in secrecy in a society that pictures us as the living spawns of Satan.,You just want to rape and kill everyone who doesn't conform to your murderous insane ideology. +"And point to the candidate in the past that WASN'T flawed. For fucks sake, why is she expected to be perfect!?","Yeah don't you know she's a woman, so she has to be perfect" +"If You Made One Card To Counter Goison What Would It Be? Mine would be chemotherapy, to clear the poison and the graveyard spell.","Mine would be the SPARKY tower, it does 9999 dmg and cures poison" +"This guys is amazing. I thought he was going to beat Nick in their fight, but he got sucked into the Diaz mind games and tried to stand and bang with Nate. He has good wrestling and great power.","Yeah the highlight of that fight was when Nick summoned his American Ninja Stockton genjutsu which put Michael Johnson in a mind trance, allowing Nate to get the win." +Does the Micro SD Card Explode too?,Nope this is the recalled version +Pretty sure the iPad pro is in response to the surface pro line.. But whatever. I do complex 3d modelling on my SP3. Last I checked I couldn't do that on an ipad.,I could do 3d modeling on my iPhone 3 selfie camera... +"I suggest we make it a rule that only government sources can be used ;Utusan, NST, The Star because they are the most accurate",I think ur missing an +SWJ in the airplane,"The correct term is SJW, manfag" +"But there are so many real crimes he committed, why prosecute a made up one?",Sure but how will you prove intent? +Official Game Thread New York Jets vs Arizona Cardinals.,Nice job O-Line. +So no on Red Dead Reservation?,It'll be a Trail of Tears +"Spent 0 days at Spiel AMA I spent 0 days at Spiel since I spent most of my travel funds purchasing a series of computer clusters to automatically buy all the Mechs vs Minions available on the Riot Games website, AMA.",Did you find any games you would recommend to play with a girlfriend? +Did he go too far?,This thread is going to be full of level headed responses +Raene Sinner,"Purify synergy, too op" +"Oh so you're functionally retarded and incapable of addressing what I said rather than the argument in your head, alright then.","Welp, abelism and name calling totally makes what you said true." +"Like Alabama, we believed that you would all find ways to plug those holes and keep the ship steaming ahead. Unfortunately, none of these programs are Alabama. OU has six fewer wins than Alabama in the HISTORY OF THEIR RESPECTIVE PROGRAMS. ...But ESPN considers that to be in another galaxy than Alabama, apparently.",Not to mention that sugar bowl +Thorin's Thoughts - Stats Don't Tell You Much (CS:GO),Everyone on esea knows this but still stats is what teams look at when thy decide if they want to try ultimately out ( at least in America) +"It's bittersweet it happened to the Pats, now the league will thankfully probably do something.","Yeah, the league *loves* The Patriots" +They were really late on those awards.,"I wonder why during the 1920s, a combat veterans would be ignored for prestigious awards..." +Ce mare dezvaluire senzationala: omu a avut ideea dinainte de 9 octombrie. Incredibil!,"Asta inseamna ca si Colectiv a fost premeditat tot de Ciolos, prea repede a inregistrat domeniul" +Matt can now start showing images on the podcast that didn't play well in audio form.,Yeah they never did THAT before. +WBUR Poll: Clinton Maintains Big Lead Over Trump In Mass.,All those damn colleges brainwashing people... +Avoid. This has the infamous red ceramic cartridge with no adjustable counterweight nor anti-skate. And using Bluetooth connectivity to the speakers is pointless and completely negating the purpose of being an analog setup.,"PSH, volume control is all you need!" +BREAKING NEWS - HC Private E-mails Have Dropped Allegedly,This is from 6 days ago... +Trump's Views on Science Are Shockingly Ignorant,This is very surprising +State Dept. denies Kerry asked Ecuador to halt Clinton WikiLeaks dumps,And that State Department has been incredibly forthcoming and honest lately +"If I have ever killed you in my Light tank or Arty, you can blame Ironbound. He's the jerk that taught me to embrace those two classes of tanks. Ah yes, nothing better than arty on arty violence!",Then I dont like IronBound... I was mad at you for killing me until now. +Which things did live up to their hype?,No mans sky +"There's a difference between when the actual opposing candidate makes the suggestion and when a news source alludes to the possibility. The double standard is that Hillary is responsible for every single democratic individual, and Trump isn't even responsible for the words that come out of his mouth.","YOU GUYS ARE TAKING HIM TOO SERIOUSLY, he isn't saying he would jail her, right guys?" +"As real as Hillary's 33,000 emails! See that's the problem with you liberals, you all think you're so self righteous.",Wah wah wah liberals are so mean and taking my freedom because they no longer will accept my racist and sexist bullshit! +Election is over now.,Please +"Guys, it's China... ...they are ripping us off on trade.",TOP PIP! +I believe the sign holder was referencing having a Hawaii Day or Aloha Day at a school as the cultural appropriation.,"Oh, but white people misinterpreting a culture, is sort of their culture, how dare he deny them that..." +"I'm conservative, and I plan to write in Mike Pence for president",I can't wait for the sequel to the RFRA. +Just came in. Taking my dad who is a lifelong Steelers fan to his first game. Going to be waving those terrible towels in Indy.,I'll be there repping too! +"I don't know... Maybe try not to break the rules, then.",they should hire Kelvin Sampson +Right-wing Militia's plan to kill Muslims in Kansas foiled.,Only Muslims are terrorists btw. +"Favourite Anime Character? Whats yours mine is L from death note, comment below!","Lelouch vi Britannia, not at all evident by my Reddit" +"Oh I wasn't saying that in a I'm gonna keep doing this anyway because i'm an asshole kind of way. I meant I'll try my best to type it out differently, but I kinda know I'll still end up using the full wording. It's not like it's too inconvenient for me anyway. I type pretty quick, especially in-game. So no sweat there. Thanks though!",You're a bad person and you should feel bad +Wait. Hillary told me that Refugees are never terrorists.,"No, she said they will be properly screened before allowed entry." +What is your new pulling strategy knowing FFRK might not last for long.,this is boring and hopefully won't last long +"What are the best characters to use for doubles? I tried searching the subreddit, but I couldnt find anything. Im trying to find out for a local tournament me and my friend are participating in. For reference, he mains ZSS and I main Sonic. Thanks!",Pikachu and Game and Watch +Did it well before he met me. UCLA footage on YouTube shows him even more extreme. Same with Kevin Gausman when he was at LSU.,Believe it's from Alan Jaeger's Thrive on Throwing +Chelsea: lets buy cuadrado for 40 million and give away salah Ok lets loan out cuadrado ok lets get cuadrado back and loan him out again LOL,Chelsea is just a feeder club for the more prestigious Serie A league anyways +She's communicating with us in Spanish... oh boy i wish we had some background information on her to at least know where she is from.,What more could you possibly need? +What song title sums up your sex life?,I'm Impressed by They Might be Giants. +Are people more helpful..nicer on reddit?,"No, fuck off!" +Facebook marketplace is bringing out everyone's inner entrepreneur,What's a donkey man? +Leicester City now have more points in the Champions League than in the Premier League (9pts vs 8pts),"To be fair, 24 teams in Champions League have more points than in the Premier League." +"My district just mandated that all below-level students must make over a year's worth of growth by March or else I don't get a raise. It is absolutely absurd. You're telling me the second grader who has made no growth since kindergarten, who only shows up to school 2-3 days a week, and is a nightmare when he is here, must make that much progress or it's my fault?",It's all about the keeds... didn't you know? +I highly doubt people feel as strongly about bronies as I do about Nazis. But I'll know that I was wrong when I'm facing a firing squad for liking a cartoon a few years ago.,Its the ultimate crime don't you know. +What is your favorite ice breaker to get a conversation started?,Girl if you were an iceberg I'd ram my Titanic into you all day long. +This better be worth it all..,I'd bet you anything that the MP dragon evos are going to be revos probably with a 25m exp curve +True - I actually don't know how Kirby could fight a character like samus or YL,Just steal charge shot bruh +How Pranksters Are Ruining Society...,Nah not as good as old Ethan. +Her husband is extremely easy to bait and manipulate.,Just the qualities we apparently want in a president. +"Game Thread: Flyers vs. Blackhawks 8:30pm Here it is, Let's Go Flyers, Fuck the Pens.",Well at least they came out competitive this period. +How can you get porygon as a starter?,And have it be 617. +..--...Can.. Y.. Hear.... Me..-- *static* ...He..ll.o..? *radio silence* ...Try... Again... 2..4.....hours... **End of transmission**,I bet this is rose's fault +"I'm done I'm so sick of trying to carry my team every game. I swear overwatch gives me teammates with no thumbs, I really wish this game had a ranking system that reflected skill and not wins. I destroy every game, yet it is never enough to overpower the complete idiots I'm given as teammates. I can't be the only one dealing with this.",nerf this +Steven Stamkos ties the game up with 5.5 seconds left in the third,Picked this guy for my fantasy team - sleeper? +So nothing new.,I'm getting tired of all the complaining! +Well... looks like I'm part of the club now,Temp gauge looking a bit low to be part of the club +Great gears!,Altus/Acera groupset! +LPT: Google my ballot to see your full ballot for November.,Thanks a lot for reminding me that Chuck Fleischman exists. +when mainstream media attempts to talk UFC. Nate can't make 155?,Nate is a big LHW +Zero? She was angry that the Crystal Gems had taken Peridot's limb enhancers because she thinks they wronged Peridot. I'd think that concern over (what she considers to be) Peridot's well being is at least somewhat redeeming.,"Yeah, but we know things from Peridot's perspective, and it's Jasper's fault for only knowing the things she knows." +Robert Creamer forced to resign.,I wonder how long he'll hide beneath his slime covered toadstool before re-emerging for the next scam. +I hope I'm not the only one that sees this resemblance,Well I do now.... Thanks for that. +"Watch_Dogs 2, looks like Ubisoft learnt their lesson...","steam controller is not supported, this game is trash" +A buck is one dollar.,Yeah and I haven't seen you in a minute is 60 seconds. +Michael Moore Reveals Surprise Donald Trump Film,how totally unexpected +"Nah, just about half of them. The other half can be rehabilitated, maybe, hopefully.","Yes send them to camps, so that they can be reeducate" +"And that happends, when i'm not fame farming.",suspiciouscropping.png +It's likely that one. Now what?,I'll kill him and gut him +"instead of bitching and moaning like a 12 year old, why don't you post better stuff yourself? And make sure it gets upvoted too so everyone can enjoy your superior tastes.",Stop making sense asshole +Except you wouldn't be supporting unfair business practices.,"So I would be supporting fair business practices, great." +Fast-forward to 2023 and we'll have Tencentmons in every town.,But the real question is... Will we have the auction house? +"I personally advocate the removal of those nordic and saxon invaders, make Britian Gaulish again!",Fucking Welsh people. +I watched it. Most things he keeps complaining about is him refusing to adapt his playstyle. Let me know if I should elaborate on any of invalid criticisms.,"Yeah, I am sure you know more than the top PC critic in the world." +It's not just Omantel apparently. same goes for Ooredoo and Awasr The ping is the same as before 150-160 according to the ones that used the vpn (if no one is killing the net at the house) I tested with a free vpn just to confirm the block. but the vpn was on trial soo I never managed to complete the download,I think majlish saw the new Teemo skin XD +Weird seeing Chance without a hat on,Says every new Chance fan smh. +"Does anyone else not give a fuck about school? I finished high school and not gonna go to college. But it looks like me and this subreddit have different experiences. I mean when i finished i was banned from going to prom. First year i failed 8 classes total. Got expelled, got into anther school, finished barley having to go to summer school, and with worst score possible. In second year i got expelled and kicked the door down, I got expelled because me and my friend broke a table in half in the middle of lecture. I was always laughing, getting kicked out of class, I spend more time drinking beer in bar than in school. I was carried home blackout drunk 4 times during school hours. I was suspended for smoking weed in a school hall. I could go of for days. Those of you who aren't like this, Why do you do it. Why do you waste your time studying as your best years go by?",I can't wait for my taxes to pay for your welfare. +Duterte thumbs down joint oil exploration with China now,It's not a joint exploration if China will be the only one conducting it. +extremely high voltage will still kill you at low amperage.,Sorry forgot to add the +"Mate, with the circus we have had with power struggles over the past few years, we don't even know who our own Prime Minister is.","It's because you all whine and moan the same about each recurring PM, we think you're complaining about the same person all the time." +"He is in best TEAM, but he is definetly not the best player at his role, and he never was.","Let me guess, Rekkles is the best ADC in the world right?" +"If there is one thing this election has done, it has normalized illegal hacking of politician's private communications and the public release of that information in a manner designed to harm the person as much as possible. Republicans aren't going to be able to complain about it if/when it happens to them. Because everyone will go back to Hillary Clinton and point out the Republicans were generally cool with Russia hacking her emails and the DNC's emails and then releasing them in an effort to hurt her. Thus turn around is fair game. It's not going to be a one-time thing. Cyber warfare like this is going to ramp up.","When considering how to handle the tit-for-tat response to Russian interference in our elections, I wonder if the Obama team is considering hacking and releasing GOP email?" +"Here's the Racist, Jaw-Dropping Moment that Ended Republican Sen. Mark Kirk's Chances at Reelection","Tammy Duckworth should have picked a mother from a more respectable foreign nation, like England." +"I don't know about anyone else, but in my personal experience... having sex at a healthy weight is a lot of fun because you can move around. Having sex when all you can do is lie there and jiggle your fat around is no fun.",On the same note being in bed with a starfish that only lays there is no fun either when they are too lazy to move... so much fun +No way Hillary lets the Executive pressure a member of the Judiciary to retire. That would be crossing a line of the sort we've been railing against Hillary's opponent for crossing for months.,"She could just have them assassinated, like she did with Scalia." +Petition to Sony to make Robot Rescue (PSVR) a full game - please sign and share!,"Yep, nice one, i can't remember when petitions for games didn't work." +Nah.,Yeah that definitely can't be it. +Do you not realize that his comment is also a joke? It's dripping with sarcasm.,Did you not realize that his comment was also a joke? +That seems to contradict other statements he has made more recently.,"Hey buddy, you got a source to back that up?" +"Specials in general have always been annoying due to their one shot kill potential. Shotguns, fusions, snipers, they're all annoying, but would you really prefer one over the other? Special ammo economy in PvP needs to be thinned, you should start with none or half a mag at most.","Wow, why haven't we tried this yet?" +Lucky group draw but going 7-0 winning streak isn't luck.,It is if you are a western team and only have 1 Korean on your squad. +Philip Defranco's latest Vlog features some Behind the Scenes footage of Million Dollars But,Is that Lawrence? +"Well, she is single handily blamed for the Iraq war, an amazing feat for a single senator. May she can?","Dont forget Libya, Syria, Benghazi, ObamaCare, and 9/11!" +Does anyone know any Melbourne bands that sound similar to the song 'Goodbye Horses'? (Silence of The Lambs Song),Give me some lotion and i'll give it a crack. +We will no longer surrender this country or its people to the false song of globalism!,But why can't we be friends with people who want to kill us? +Literally unplayable now!,Hey that's my meme! +"Neat, but you misspelled extinction.",Extinction of the word exctinction +The Wisp + Tinyfin dream to get a full board on turn 3,Dies to Consecration literally unplayable +"The problem after this point, is that you get easily capped by amenities again. I had nearly every luxury resource on the map, still not sure how those contribute to amenity pool, but I know they were good, and I had to start building entertainment districts in my cities. I wouldn't be so irked about being capped by housing or amenities other than the notice threatened rebels if I didn't give them fun times. Is there a prevent growth option like in previous civs?","Not sure about the prevent growth option, but don't forget about amenity-granting policies!" +"Don't want to disclose too much personal info, but I will try and answer your questions. 1. It was a little dizzying, but it was definitely a positive experience. We felt like there was no end in sight to our opportunities, and despite being the world's largest retailer, we still feel that way. I love that our company is so innovative. It keeps the job permanently exciting. 2. Not at all. The top two reasons people sour on working at Amazon are either they didn't expect to work a lot of hours, or they have a bad manager. I am a bit of a workaholic, and I've had almost entirely positive experiences with my superiors. 3. Obviously, any previous sense of intimacy is long gone. We are also no longer the plucky upstart on the way up. When you're top dog, a lot of your focus shifts to external challenges to maintaining that spot. We have to worry about competition from Alibaba. Wal-mart is working to increase their online presence. We have regulatory clashes over things like use of drones, independent contractors, lots of tax law, etc. It's a little less cheery and a bit more wary. However, we also continue to make a point of being innovators, so the Amazon spirit still lives on. 4. It's a weird feeling seeing something that you worked on creating become an everyday thing on such a large scale. Having your work reach hundreds of millions of people can be hard to fully comprehend. Everywhere I travel I meet people using Amazon features that did not exist in the no-so-distant past. It's a crazy experience. 5. Jeff doesn't really have a strong smell. He keeps impeccable personal hygiene--you'll never see an eyelash out of place--and he also doesn't coat himself in cologne or anything. I guess he just smells clean.",^Prob Jeff can some *other* employee confirm smell +THE CLEVELAND INDIANS HAVE WON THE 2016 AMERICAN LEAGUE PENNANT!,"Wow we need to trade kluber, pitched our only loss this post season" +Boo! We deserve to be on this list!,"Yeah, I don't see why Michigan isn't on this list." +and some of these sealings took place before he claimed to have the sealing keys,"He had the keys, he just hadn't revealed them yet." +Bikini bottom has a livable minimum wage,The whole show takes place in 1965. +Agent was like $10 minimum last time I checked,Well good to get them now before they get hyped again +"U. Michigan hosts racially separate forums, white student reporter booted from one for non-whites - The College Fix",Segregation Now! +Then who should choose?,"the supreme court, duh" +"Psh. I gave mine up for a Focus ST a couple of year ago. Not quite as fast, but much nicer on the inside.","I did the same recently and went to a Golf R. Love the Focus ST, good choice." +Why is Trumps mic so much louder than hers?,It is because his mic is broken. +"If you had to create a brutally honest slogan about yourself and wear it on a tee shirt, what would it say?","Live, love, laugh" +"TIL that Subaru targeted Lesbians in an Ad Campaign, which ended up saving their company","That about explains why they're all over Boulder, Colorado." +Everything is Clinton's fault,I thought everything was Obama's fault... +"Someone Found an Alternate Version of the Revelations Cutscene, With a Strange 15 Second Extension (From 0:30 to 0:45)","Nah, that's CLEARLY a visual glitch" +"McGregors accomplishments: Mendez, Aldo, and Diaz (barely in a rematch after getting mauled) Please. Let's see him against any of the top 5 Lightweights which we will on November 12th. Nothing against Aldo or Mendez but they are completely irrelevant compared to lightweights",Exactly my thoughts +"Behold, It is so.",*beholden? +This article should be titled I Don't Like My Job and all the yous should be replaced with Is. None of these problems are universal.,Yep. +**What's her SC name??**,op plz +"Lol. Speaking as a Canadian, it was a travesty for your country that he was elected. How the hell can you elect someone who'd never been to Europe?","Yeah seriously, the good leaders do coke." +He's negging America,I only want him more now +Samsung forced YouTube to delete the Exploding Samsung Galaxy Note 7-video. Let's never forget what is was about:,"Game In the title guys, Jesus Christ" +"Big Brother Over the Top - Wednesday Night Live Event Discussion - October 19 2016 On the live feeds tonight, beginning at 10p EDT/7p PDT, we will have a one hour recap of the past week. At 11p EDT/10p PDT, We will have a live eviction. If it's anything like last week, it will be very productionless and the HG will fill in for most of Julie's usual role. Starting at midnight/ 9pPDT, an HOH competition will be played. During the eviction, your best bet is to watch the Quad View. Who will be evicted? How will the votes fall? What awkward moment will we get from the live eviction? How about the weird 30 min of nothing after that and before HOH? Who will be crowned? Discuss all that and whatever else below.",I'm looking forward to seeing Neely's grand effort to unite the house now her side is in power +"Who is the best RB in the league? We've seen the kinds of moves players like David Johnson, Le'Veon Bell, and LeSean McCoy can make, but which back in the league really sets themselves apart from the rest as far as pure ability goes?","Obviously it is Jay Ajayi, first 200 yard back this season." +"What else is there besides air, ground and water?","Fire, according to the classical elements" +"Tomorrow is going to be a great day! First the NX announcement, then I'm getting married!!",The nx announcement being the obvious highlight of that whole day +I act like i'm stoned,"well, maybe you should do drugs?" +"With Doublelift potentially retiring, i wouldnt mind Godgiven coming to TSM.",yeah the coach who thinks talent isn't existant and the guy who thinks he doesn't have to train much because he has a shitton of talent will work together greatly +But does he respekt da sistem?,You spelled respek wrong. +"Article says she backed out of the deal, as in, it was her choice. Post title is not just shit, its wrong. Shes still awful like.","Another PPD that turns out to be a just be a regular old PP, what a shocker for this sub." +Strike finishers.,"I know, all those Indy guys like Shinsuke Nakamura, Wade Barrett, AJ Styles, Dolph Ziggler, and Big Show using strike finishers." +"FULL COLLECTION OF SUNBURST (12 COLORS) Keys, offers ! Trade my whole collection of sunburst! DO NOT SELL SEPARATELY OFFERS FOR FULL SET!!!",C/o me @ forest green sunbursts +"What he doesn't seem to understand is that physical land isn't the problem; It's resources that make us under/over populated. The more resources our society consumes, the fewer of us it takes to qualify as overpopulated.",^ someone's never flown in a plane +"Then don't put them in gyms, or re-prioritize how you're assigning your dust, because there are plenty of us who don't have this problem.","Ok man you're the best, thanks for such a relevant contribution" +LOSER READS HATER COMMENTS 6!,oh wow i'm doubled over laughing really didn't see this one coming XD +"Antipsychotics make other drugs useless most of the time. It's not a permanent change in your physiological ability to get high, but you will not be able to while you're on it.","OP already said that he took it in July 2015 though, which is pretty long ago if you ask me." +Who says they're all sequential?,Whoosh +I like how you just refer to him as this,I like how you assume their gender. +"So this fella truly believes that Drug-Induced Addiction is not real? Despite the mountains of scientific evidence to the contrary? Despite all the medical research and first-hand accounts of addiction? I mean, just take a look at the neuroscience of addiction, it's not a black box anymore. We know, very well, how the mechanics of addiction work and how physical and psychological addiction works. Bruce Alexander, and by extension, you, are almost certainly wrong in this and the only way you can say you've studied it extensively is by studying things like what Bruce writes and *completely ignoring* the 1,000-fold larger mountain of evidence to the contrary. I know it's great and all to be a conspiracy theorist but it gets ridiculous when you start to ignore basic science to make your anti-establishment story work.",Trump is losing because the election is rigged! +So amazon is giving away bananas to everyone,There is a very small EULA stamped on each one. +Philippine President Duterte announces 'separation' from United States,I'm sure the new Chinese military equipment will integrate smoothly with all the equipment we gave them. +you know i always had hope in hirez but they just lost me here.Whats next?Spelling Bomb king Bumb Knig?,Next time you know they will misspell Pip to Rip. +"After giving the orphan a pickaxe, of course","Nah, the orphans gonna have to pay up for that pickaxe." +"which in my opinion is the worst controller ever, probably because my long fingers",Some scissors can help with that +"The best version is to watch 4 and 5 first then get half way through 6 to the point where Luke asks Yoda if Darth Vader is his father, switch to the important clips of Episode 2 and 3 before continuing on with the rest of 6. Episode 1 is skipped because nothing important happens in that film. I guess the new trilogy films can been seen in order.",Episode 1 is by far the most important otherwise they wont understand Darth Jar Jar. +Dear Capitol Hill honker -- please no honk tomorrow at 7:50am maybe you can text instead? thank you.,People in Seattle don't honk their horns! +"Nope, according to him there are only two categories of animals: 1) Too big for .223 2) Too small for .223",That's why I hunt with my musket. +Rasmussen poll has Trump up by 3,He is definitely going to win now! +ITT: people who can't accept that an idiot can get elected POTUS and graduate from Yale and Harvard if he's the legacy of an ex-POTUS/head of the CIA. Dubya is a failure and not a smart man.,But everyone knows that Ivy League schools have stringent academic requirements and are appalled by the idea of letting the rich and powerful buy their way in and through the school. +How is this usefull ?,It's for torping that burning 434hp DD that sits 12 km away. +It is... In Senegal... Africa...,"But that's their culture, and that's fine." +As promised ladies and gents. My love to you all :D,"Out of curiosity, do ya play on both teams?" +"Iroh did not go to the Spirit World because he died. Once he was satisfied that his work in the material world was done, he left his body behind and decided to hang out in the Spirit World.","So in essence, he died and went to the spirit world." +Ohhhhh yeaaahhhh the one he randomly got out of nowhere lol,ah but it's okay because he lives in a city with carribean people so obviously it can't be fake! +"Well I'm not sure about disability, but it does allow me to say something. I am ace, sort of obviously, and I know that either I missed a gene, or mutated one, and it makes me slightly different in this way we are all familiar with. Even though mental disorder or disability is harsh, it is still a disorder, as in something that isn't normal I can't help it, and I don't want to be judged because of it, but that is an unfortunate truth, and it's how the rest of the world, at least the ones that believe us, see us, even if that isn't what this article meant, it still needs to be said.",The good thing about it being labeled as a disability is now when I go to the store I can park in the handicapped spot so I don't have to walk 10 feet more +I just feel things like that make Rodgers more frustrated and he continues to play worse because of it,That's what leaders do. +Doesn't dodge grave hate though,"Neither does dredge, so I guess dredge is unplayable" +Lizard people.,dont we have enough of them in real life? +"You must not have been on r/golf lately, people are going ape shit over them. They're really good at getting lost, just like all my other balls!",I do believe he meant +Ozil likes to keep things balanced.,what a disappointment ozil has been. +"9,95 euros",9 thousand euros so expensive! +"I love how kicking it is their first instinct. Also, the beer sitting on the table tells me all I need to know.","But those beers are full, they haven't drank anything at all!" +Shooting hella fast and not even having your crosshair on him lol,r u kiding me this is clerly valvo being bad at making games +Those splash arts look absolutely breathtaking. Riot's Art department has been on point for a while now with all these top quality splashes. A+,Nah that pool party mf splash sucks +"how do you just go from weed to meth? wtf? dude had problems before you knew him, im' sure.","weed is the gateway drug, i thought everyone knew this mayne?" +This. Technologically ignorant plebs are the Xbox's target demographic. It could say 1.21 gigawatts of LPDDR9-99999 RAM with *The Web*TM Connectivity on the box and few if any Xbone buyers would notice or care.,You planning on leaving a link to that new system? +"Dude, Puzzle and Dragons on the go? Can you imagine???",Maybe Nintendo will finally introduce friend codes to PAD so we finally have a convenient and intuitive online play system. +"Yeah, that was the main problem, taking itself too seriously. FO1 and FO2 are full of even weirder encounters, but they played them as a joke.","Can't wait for the Doctor Who crossover DLC, lads" +graphics design (indesign) fonts using the right Font so guys im in my last year in school and i have to make a file for the end of my project but i cant seem to find a nice and easy to read font so any suggestions please ? greets Remi,Comic Sans +"Does anyone else think that Jason Cerbone (Jackie Aprile Jr.) did a particularly outstanding job playing his character? I can understand the hate for his character, but I'll never understand the disdain for this actor. He acted EXACTLY how he was supposed to. Everything from his pathetic frat-boy swagger, to his expressions of disrespect to Tony at Livia's funeral, etc. I don't think anyone else could've nailed the cocky, pretentious-as-fuck, stupid son of an Italian-American mob boss like Jason Cerbone. Thoughts?","Don't be calling Jackie Jr stupid now, he knew the capital of Canada for Christ's sake." +"I'm sorry, I've only ever seen 60 year old women in NCs. They never acknowledge me either :(",Haha so true! +"Or not use lithium ion batteries at all, and use a one that can last a lot longer or charge a lot faster.",Exactly they should just use a small perpetuum mobile inside of it for power +"Loft jazz? that's neither a style nor a genre. Next they come out with kitchen jazz ... blenders, who may have seated themselves of the shoulders of that Eugene ... docu.","Thanks, that was incredibly helpful" +Documentary film-makers face decades in prison for taping oil pipeline protests,Such long prison time for a completely nonviolent event that would normally be called journalism....freedom in action +"I think there's no point in having so many different languages. I'm expecting to get slammed for this but I don't really want to start a fight with anyone, despite this subreddit being what it is. I mean, yes. Languages are a way of cultural expression and very unique and often a form of art in itself... but also the way it forms is pretty arbitrary. Isn't very expedient, just adds more hassle to communication and makes more obvious the cultural differences between ethnic groups. Although this isn't realistic in the near future, I'd prefer a world of linguistic genocide and everyone just spoke one language and no others. It doesn't have to be English, but preferably a language that is easy to learn. Welp. Just my two cents on the matter. I don't feel like this POV is too extreme and doesnt make me an equvalent of a linguistic Hitler or something.",Don't worry we'll all have nanobots that'll communicate our minds at a much more efficient rate than spoken words ever could. +"Yes to all of this. Especially the toilet part. YOU HAVE A PISS HOSE ATTACHED TO YOUR BODY...AIM BETTER OR SIT DOWN. But seriously, if it's all they've ever known, they legitimately don't know any better. But they definitely sense, by at least adolescence, that there could be a better way, but that it will require great efforts and sacrifice.","Ah yes, the joys of living with two guys (my gramps and my brother) years ago, who have no aim and wouldn't put the seat up, which resulted in the the joy of sitting in cold piss!" +"Do my eys decieve me, or does Trump have THREE RALLIES TODAY!?! THE HIGH ENERGY IS OFF THE CHARTS!!! HOW DOES HE DO IT!?!? #WHERESHILLARY",probably all that coke he sniffs +"Yeah, if you'll be getting a less important bonus than other people. Better make it so nobody gets a bonus!","And fuck unions, amirite?" +Ontario Canada introduces legislature outlawing the use of ticket scalping bots.,So no more ticket Master? +you never see guys spit in another guys face and not expect to be punched. this is the result of you never hit a women. the threat of being punched was like a form of checks and balances and a lot of the bad behavior i see from women are due to the lack of these checks.,"Indeed, the appropriate response to prevent these kind of issues is to encourage men to hit women at their discretion." +Thorin could do with a proper editor. He's not a bad writer but it definitely lacks polish.,"As a polak I can confirm, addition of a few 'kurwas' to his text would have made quite an interesting read" +Wait why were you taken? What do they think you did? Or will do?,"From what I heard this time they said I was starving myself (I eat 3 regular sized meals a day and im of healthy weight) And bad hygiene (Shower every Friday, wash my hands frequently, etc) Last time it was due to suicide thoughts in 2014 (got punished for it 2016, been incredibly happy this year) along with quitting school" +"Curt Schilling is going to try to unseat Elizabeth Warren in Massachusetts Good luck with that buddy, we've seen your twitter feed.",Really good luck with that. +no respect for Bernie.. Hillary screwed him and he's been licking her asshole ever since.,"Yeah, best to just go home and do nothing now..." +They aren't a continuous story. You don't need to play them in order to understand them all. FE 6-7 are prequel-sequel FE 9-10 are the same. FE 1-3 and 11-12 are as well. The rest of the series are all completely on their own with some vague connections between some.,FE7 is a prequel to FE6. +Does anyone think he has the personality to pull it off though?,you forgot the +Waterfall Audio Niagara Diamond Glass Floor Standing Loudspeakers,Oooooooo it's on sale +You applied to med and dental school? Wow loafers without socks and even suede shoes are both surprising. I will probably keep it conservative with black laced shoes and a navy suit and white shirt. Someday I will have my own monks tho....,Wear brown with navy. +Im sure she would be pissed and would prefer to be called Marsha.,Did you just assume their gender? +"Podcasts about mental health recommendations Morning all, A bit Ronseal this. As a person with mental health issues I'm looking for one, maybe two, podcasts that discuss mental health. I'm not after anything preachy, but more societal - how perceptions are changing, how stigma is (hopefully) lessening and so on. Something with a touch of humour would be good too. If the source is credible, such as Mind or Anxiety UK for example, I'd be more inclined to check it out. Ta much",Harmontown +Hahahaha I bet they freaked out that your innocence was no more.,"I don't know, those 2 days of playing have left me with severe violent tendencies, ptsd, and an inability to distinguish reality from fantasy" +the GHB is more than Get Home - it's also your shelter in place gear ... how's a bike going to help you?,They could always sleep under the wheels. +Ilias Bulaid. 150-8-2. 21 years old.,Thai fighters man damn... +Did America's visor get a BSOD?,I was hoping someone would notice that +It has been over a week since Trump promised 'substantial evidence' which would disproved his accusers. Where is it?,He did provide it: They were too ugly to assault. +Roast my 2017 v6 :),So you are the Eskimo that buys an air conditioner. +You seem extremely teachable,You forgot the +"When I was in grade school, for me (and most of my peers) our understanding of the middle ages was (more or less) Christianity zapped Romans out of existence, everyone had rat diseases until da Vinci made paintings. Reading about Greeks being legitimate Romans in the middle ages, it's kinda mind-boggling that none of this shit was mentioned anywhere in school books, especially considering the reverence people ascribe to ancient Greece.","Well, it didn't happen in central Europe, and as we all know central Europe is the only place that really matters." +Not to mention the amount of casual racism I see during american peak hours on this sub-reddit. Any time I view this sub in the early hours (early evening for NA) I see racist threads about Peruvians being upvoted. It's disgusting.,"Meanwhile during European hours it's threads bitching about Russians, which is totally different right?" +"oh look, someone jumping to ridiculous conclusions without evidence",Yeah says the guy with THAT username! +"More insulting than Emma Watson, who parrots the myth about women being significantly underpaid compared with men?","Hey, Emma and Wonder Woman are insults to feminism and the serious endeavors of the UN on helping the world as their Human Rights leader Saudi Arabia." +"He played 9 Nid games in NA with below 50% win rate, that's it...",NA solo queue confirmed better than ROX +"I'm not so sure about Catholics though. The Catholic Church is one of the most charitable and socially-oriented institutions out there, is not particularly warm towards capitalism and inequality, and does quite a lot for education and elimination of poverty. Sure, their sexual politics are not exactly the best, but for the most part Catholicism does far more good than harm.","But our entirely English Protestant influenced world view says otherwise, clearly what you are saying must be false." +Ivanka Trump: Dad's comments 'clearly inappropriate and offensive',She clearly doesn't get her dad's humor... +And cue the concerned soccer moms saying these are meant to get kids hooked on the marijuanas.,on the street we call them reefers or doobies and might be laced with fentanyl and kill kids. +What if you're both women? I need further clarifiation,That's not real sex +How the Japanese view Canadians,That's the angriest looking Canadian I've ever seen. +Excellent camera angle choice,looks like ma balls +You are correct. I think this makes the most sense as I am not struggling to pay my loans at all. Instead of aggressively paying them down for a couple months I'll use that money instead to open the account. Thanks!,You're welcome! +"Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this exactly how she beat Bernie in the primary?","No, the primaries were rigged - the general will surely be all above board" +iPhone 7/Plus accounted for 43% of all U.S. iPhone sales in Q3 in just two weeks,Clearly people are simply *furious* about not having that headphone jack +"Frist of all how **dare** yo u confront me before I've had time to think of an excuse. What, you actually want to keep your belongings? Pfft. *Men.*",**SEXIST ^PIG** +"For it to be a true kids meal, you must remove the apostrophe.","and add baby goats, no?" +"Boobs, belly and butt.","God, that last picture is so fucking hot" +The catch is the topography doesn't actually look like that. That's some vertical exaggeration of (I'd estimate) at least 20x.,Oh really? +You're fucking a white male!,Nobody told me she was a he god damnit! +"Finally won operations as attacker, BUT...",That is almost poetic ;) +I got called a cuck for saying the Far Harbor DLC for Fallout 4 was pretty good. That happened.,"They can't even get their insults right, you're obviously a *shill* for liking that DLC." +Shitty child robot loses it's shit over a ball.,"I was first born in a laboratory, unknowingly falling into a pit of immortality" +The Cryptarch Should Sell an Exotic Engram every week for 200 legendary marks. It would be a wonderful way to keep leveling up and not have to bank on Xur every week which can be hit or miss. I also feel like 200 legendary marks is very reasonable essentially cashing you out if you do choose to buy an engram.,Just make it cost silver dust +They probably work out.,Dont assume that thats anti FA im sure that anyone healthy at their size can do the same thing +"Still, that's not how the signal goes off, it would be like buffering, not white bars.",Forgot the +"I'm still torn up Katrina took my N64, GameCube, Super Nintendo, and NES.",id go over an punch a bitch +Nicotine sucks but i still end up using it. When ever im bored. Its the only drug that you can buy at stores other than alcohol. Whenever im waiting for real drugs i get bored and buy cigs or an e cig because i think the buzz is gonna make me feel better than completely sober but i always end up feeling a shitty nauseating feeling and headache. Even though it sucks i still get a huge urge to use it again. I was a smoker when i was younger but now its more occasional. can't wait for the day i can just go to the gas station and buy a pack of weed cigarettes,smoking is soo glamorous +Especially since Russian banks will run out of funds to prop up their economy in 2017.,Geez... I just figured my refrigerator will run out of food in few days! +I use all three for a strange reason for my PC at the same time lol,More cords=Moar internetz +"Literally everything! I have more energy, I can stay up longer, I can do more activities... I recently visited Disneyland in SoCal and was able to walk the entire park 2-3x without an ounce of pain. That may seem simple to many but as a fatter person, it was nearly impossible!",Fantastic! +The most damaging reporting has come from simply quoting his own moronic yammerings. Should they stop reporting on the things he says and does?,It's really unfair. +CA in Brooklyn Tomorrow (GB will be attending) The dreaded day is tomorrow. Is anyone else gonna be there? Herd is supposed to be there (I'm not sure if anyone else is though). I'll try my best to record the talk but I make no promises if it'll be here or in terrible quality.,Oooh - exciting +Beware Slow Version of New iPhone 7(+),Man...just think of how bad your life sucks if you bought a 32GB Intel iPhone 7... +"While leaving the circuit, Lewis took the time to stop and get out of his SUV to leave a note on my flag!",What a self centered arrogant ass. +The surface tension on ground is no joke.,"It's simple, just throw a brick at the ground right before you land, you'll land fine." +"That's actually really possessive and toxic, if I saw that in public I would be disgusted.","Agree 100%, just thought the tweet was funny" +"We did, you must've missed it. We played Bye U, lost on a failed 2pt conversion.",The mormoms strike again! +Certified Guardian & Regular HeatwaveKeys No sunbursts or Dumping your whole inventory on screen in hopes to get lucky,"12 tiaras, 6 birthday cakes, and a c1." +Premature celebration from HEN1,guess he heard the commentators and thought that he won +"Get used to the ;job churn; of short-term employment and career changes, Bill Morneau says",Self supporting 21 year old loving this. +Why sleep when you can just drink coffee.,Let's all develop a dependence! +"Anyone else see people down Stepney Green Gardens with a Llama the other night? Tuesday night, cycling home from work I took a slightly different route and went along the road on the northern edge of Stepney Green park instead of going along Stepney Way. There was a bunch of people in Hi-viz jackets that caught my attention, and then I noticed they were with a Llama. Anyone know what was up with that?",Theresa May escaped again. +"and yet thousands of people play it with no problems , so easy to blame others for your own lack of pc knowledge",But it's always the games fault! +The best ones are when all of the lanes die solo and then blame you for it..,"Nah man, the top lane dying solo when I was bot side OBVIOUSLY was my fault as a jungler." +Don't sink down to his level.,Didn't really think I needed +The monogomous dating scene is full of totally straight women who avoid my dick like its on fire and doused in gasoline.,"Ugh, how dare they call themselves straight." +"You forgot Wink, wink, don't worry guys I know he's crazy too but I'll do anything for a paycheck and the chance to fall upwards after the campaign",Im pretty sure i saw her blinking SOS. +My son bought a kids coding book and is making his first game.,And pirates are now pre-loading... +Because of the Alicia Machado and Trump incident as well,Which disqualifies Trump from running for president +AGAIN WITH THE DRAW,All those wasted downs will be worth it for that one time it goes for 8 yds +Bot Cold,When your aimlock fails +"So are people going to tell us that Mahomes miraculously made a full recovery since last week and that our defense is, in fact, still just *okay?*",wvu hasnt played anybody and texas tech isnt any good +The Wizard's Lab was fun but we had too many people....I would encourage buying out the room and only doing it with your friends.,How many is too many? +The have definetly been slippin ALOT.,Spending all week making videos. +At least you had the sense to move the fuck out. And what of the roommate?,"the sense.... Right, because it was totally haunted" +And the Daily Mail and Express call for his resignation and imprisonment for betraying the British People.,He should resign as a Life Peer - the only way a Life Peer can... with the resignation of his life. +A lot of us are coming out of the smokescreen shit show that has been two decades of character assassination of Clinton in anticipation for this moment.,But but $Hillary is a corrupt criminal who should be in jail +Wait. Trump's a woman? What a nasty woman.,Nazi woman Ftfy +We love it too! I TOTALLY AGREE **WE ARE THINKING ON THE BASEST OF PLANES!** *WHAT WE NEED ARE MORE GAMES*,I disagree I feel like the whole bloodborne story has been told and I'm done with it! +"Yeah, im sure capital punishment is the reason those don't exist.","It definitely doesn't have anything to do with economics, class inequality, or international drug policies." +McCoy doubtful to return,At least he got 11 yards... +"When I was 16 in the mid 90s, aka the I know everything, I'm invincible and you can't stop me age, I got in a fight with an acquaintance while a whole bunch of us were hanging out at his house. Stupid fight, can't remember what about, but I decided fuck it, I was going home. I lived about 5 miles away, but I didn't have a car, and since it was 2am, there were no buses. I was going to walk home. In the middle of the night, though a not-as-safe-as-it-seem neighborhood, as a tiny 16 year old girl. So I did. I think, in hindsight, my friends either didn't believe I was going to do it, or were too startled by the sudden argument to realize what I was doing. I left the house and started hoofing it. About a mile out, the suburban housing neighborhood melted into a main street, with highway access. I started to notice a greyish minivan following me. It would follow me, pass me, turn a corner, and about 3 blocks later, it would do the same thing. I mean, really really obvious what it was doing. I crossed over to the other side of the street so I was walking the opposite of traffic flow, and thus no car could come up behind me. It kept doing it, on the other side of the street. About a mile later, there was a 24-hour Fred Meyer (west coast USA chain grocery/all-purpose store), lights bright, but parking lot emptyish. I immediately crossed the parking lot and went to head inside. Just before I got to the doors, the minivan that had been following me, pulled up into one of the parking spots. A guy called out from the driver side and said: I don't want you to walk over here, just stay there and listen. I just wanted to let you know what I was doing. I saw you walking a while back, but I also saw a dark car that was following you. A couple of times you went to turn around, or stopped, so it started following you down a parallel side street. When I saw it, I started to follow you both, just to make sure you were safe. Go inside the store, and call someone to come pick you up, please. I haven't seen the car since you headed across the lot. He waited until I was inside the store, and then pulled away. I didn't have anyone to call, so I just let the night cashier know what was going on, and hung out with her for about an hour and a half. Then I finished the walk home. I've never forgotten the incident, or that man, whoever he was. During the walk, I never saw the dark car he mentioned, but I've always been convinced he saved my life that night.",Maybe the van guy is like Dexter except he uses his rape van to rape other rapists. +Scott Morrison puts states on notice over house prices,"Finally, a federal government minister with the guts to say what needs to be said, the housing affordability crisis is someone else's fault." +I now pronounce you Coffee and autobot,~~THE SHIP HAS SAILED~~ +"How likely is 14-2? I'm looking at the Seahawks reminding schedule and I'm think that 14-2 is a possibility. At new England is obviously the biggest game, but I think all of the rest are winnable. Thoughts?",Well if we score two TD's and allow one Safety I suppose it's possible just highly improbable. +Jordan Hicks Today,But I thought he doesn't fit Schwartz's scheme? +The map is triggering something very wrong with your PC.,"Yes, that is quite obvious, but with no response to my tickets or threads on Psyonix's website, I have nothing left to do but keep mentioning my issues in hope that another has come across something similar." +assuming all common dates and conditions: $100-120 for 2 packs of smokes is pretty steep...,nah its just california taxes +"I hate how when people say man, when referring to humans, SJWs always have to jump on the sexist bandwagon",Language is sexist and out to get Womyn +Jester's fodder.,"No, Jester is the hacker who hacked Russia's Foreign Ministry website." +Most people in the world don't even know what a copypasta is.,"Copypasta is people repeatedly spilling their spaghetti, right?" +"Its not Obamas decision. And it wouldn't void election. They would investigate, but he kinda screwed himself by putting trump down for such a unamerican thing to say that it couldn't get rigged.","Hey, remember, suggesting any election could be rigged; or that anything that is given to you by authority is incorrect, is *totally non democratic*" +"Especially in solo queue, wining the jungler matchup isn't who gets the most successful ganks off but determined by which jungler farms better. this is a bold statement and just not true",Nice argument dude +Y.E.S,Are they even touring? +i was watching you the entire time you had no time to reach into your bag,It was already out +A Republicon told me Obama is the biggest narcissist to name it Obamacare. I was like... WTF?,...and how dare he appoint czars! +Found the white guy.,Found the white girl +US justice system is stupid. Not saying he didn't deserve punishment but they can pull this shit for smoking pot 10 times as well.,Well there is a educational film called reefer madness that proves this phenomenon +P4p Maddest lad,Now only if he was more obsessed. +"Well, it's something","Super easter egg confirmed, Kevin Sherwood is the key, there's a hidden cipher in the top right corner of his profile picture, CONFIRMED SUPER EE PLEASE LIKe AnD SUBCCrbee 4 MROE" +"On a male birth control pill: If anyone in the relationship didn't want kids or fears the idea of being trapped in a relationship due to pregnancy, it's typically the man. Trust me ladies, you have very little to fear especially since you guys have a way out and we don't.",Wow women just have it so easy when it comes to pregnancy +He doesn't have the speed to get those breakaway touchdowns. He's great at short yardage but that won't happen for some time.,you forgot your +"Voters of Reddit!, Who do you wish was running for president?",GET JILL ON THE BALLOT +"Manifest Destiny, Bitches",could've just bought florida then waited for mexico to revolt +Just one more turn... to destroy everything he has built...,sure you went to space but I am about to conquer you on earth sooo +You also probably shouldn't start out with the assumption that they're shitty either. It goes both ways.,So... Le truth is in the middle? +Wait I'm gay... what happens if I vote for him?,You immediately start hating dick. +"From Canada, shit's fuckin' hilarious.",Won't be laughing when we build that yuge wall through the Great Lakes bud. +Ooh. What will happen if we gently grab the tail?,the tail falls off +This is the least reasonable Roadhog hook that's happened to me so far.,"you was in his sight when he hooked you, so its a legit hook" +"After 10 hours of surfing, I beat the hardest surf map, the bonus of surf_sinsane_ksf. Only 36 other people have beaten it.","I could do that, I just don't want to." +Trademarked.,"Please see my previous nested child comment, I've already trademarkedTM Trademarked.TM Thank you, have a good day!" +Wearing makeup is not the issue. Dating for 6 months and not allowing your partner to see you without it *is*. THAT is the deception. But your hyperbolic sarcasm is evidence enough that you aren't interested in anything beyond your own everything is sexist narrative.,Everything is sexist and you have to point it all out. +This map my wife just bought is missing Great Britain,You can't come into the UK if you're a foreigner because you'll just take our jobs and blow us up +"The real-world uses for virtual reality: Increasingly it is being used as a tool by journalists, teachers, healthcare workers and retailers.","But, but... the internet told me VR was just a gimmick?" +Criminal Kids: Life Sentence (2016) - National Geographic investigates the united states; the only country in the world that sentences children to die in prison.,Ugh who has time to watch the video I'll just make a comment based on my assumptions from the title +"tl;dr Goes to a foreign country, complains about the smell of local food, generalises 1.7 billion people based on experiences with a handful, subtle racist slurs, self brag about 'oh I'm wealthier than the average person and can afford to leave at any time', delusions of grandeur etc. Worth reading if you're into that type of circlejerking",Not enough animated emoticons +"But I wanted to eat in, like at McDonald's, where I wait for my food and seat myself rather than have some lackey bring it to me and a woman refill my drinks. It's nice and all but it just doesn't feel right.","McDonalds is doing this now, too." +EMSK:Firefighter Cor demonstrates that you MUST NOT use water to put out a kitchen oil fire... Result: an explosive grease fire,idk it looks like it put the fire out to me +A Republican asks: Aren't we morally obliged to stand up to Trump?,What is morality? +"I don't know about Monsanto, but they must take a good chunk of money from the fracking industry which I think is bullshit. I hear commercials for how great natural gas is all the time.",Are you an energy voter? +Torque,"Yeah, Denzel was freaking awesome in that movie!" +So who from United should start as a striker over Ibra?,Rooney +That's not an answer.,Well we all know everything on wikipedia is extremely legit and the content cannot be changed by just anyone. +"I posted a rant about all the baby pictures I see on facebook. A friend immediately responded, really? Turns out she'd just that moment posted 98 pictures of her newborn, that I had not seen. We're not friends anymore.",Good riddance ;) +How many upvotes are required for it to be the bandwagon?,OVER 9000 +2x karambit blue gem FT and WW 420 keys for both or 290 for ft and 130 for WW,"so you can buy one for 290, then buy one for 130 and spend 410 keys total, or you can buy both together for the low price of 420k!" +Damn id probably turn gay on the spot if i was him and she pulled me in like that.,yea man i turnt gay just looking at it +"The one on the left. I don't even see anything special about the box on the right, it's just an ordinary box with nothing inside it at all.","Yeah, I mean theres a crab on top but I dont even know whats with the right box" +Question about Legends of Tomorrow When Hawkman and Hawkgirl die they always get reincarnated in a different time period right? So when Vandal Savage kills Hawkman why doesn't Rip Hunter use Gideon to find another sighting of a Hawk man after the time period he died in because he should've been reincarnated right?,don't go bringing logic to such an argument dammit! +"60% gets attack buff and hit like a truck 25% he idle, GUARD or face death Make sure you lucana heal ready every 3 turns And oh, it reed or lucana die = game over","Oh boy, its just like the krantz gq that everyone loves!" +Best thing about Prime IMO is that it's the only service streaming Avatar: The Last Airbender,"Ah yes, that is my favorite movie as well" +"My wife and I are both self employed and just got a paper from our insurance company last week. Our payments will be *doubling* for 2017. We don't have an entertainment budget, we don't go on trips, we don't go out to eat except pizza on a Friday night. I drive a 14 year old truck and her car is 8 years old. I've worn the same shoes for 2 years now. WTF are we supposed to do?","die, you disgusting hetero white male!" +TJ deserved the shot after beating the no.1 contender over the guy who just beat the ~15th contender.,"but c'mon, NOBODY does that the mizugaki" +David Duke qualifies for televised Senate debate at historically black college,But the GOP constituency isn't at all racist. +"OP just feels so good to me, even though I have weapons the same light now I can't stop using it!",im glad you like me +Arian Foster retires,Bitch. +An Atheist Is Taking on Alcoholics Anonymous in Bid to get God out of 12 Steps,What great pr for atheists +Username does not check out.,It's not propaganda if it's true +You came to the wrong forest mother fucker!,"You can't rape men, thank God!" +Really Bungie.. how about this little simple formula to match teams in ToO.. ..add all 3 guardian k/d ratios divide by 3.. then find a match... easyyy peasy.. no need more market research on this one.. try hards will get try hards and casuals will get casuals.. bam!,SBMM is every PvP players dream. +Any recommendations on when to stop allocating points in (Intelligence) For a Sorcery build ? I've read about diminishing returns and such... I have about 28 put in there now - didn't know when is a good time to start focusing on other categories. lvl 58,99 the end +Eagles working on trade for Torrey Smith,More #2 receivers for this offense please +Hamas is not the one at the negotiation table. They have said clearly they will accept any agreement accepted by Palestinians in referendum.,*Chuckle* Yeah Hamas believes in democratic self determination so much - that's why they hold such frequent elections. +Thanks Obama (premiums on a sharp increase),"Don't worry, Hillary will fix it!" +Best part of playing as Arabia,Absolutely haram! +Why do you need to know your ftp?,To brag obviously? +"Nothing, tory majority, it's over",Surely the famed libertarian wing of the Tories will save the day! +That she had 1000 emails on her Private Server from CIA chief Patreaus that were DELETED! She didn't hand them over! But said what she deleted was only private emails!,"but let's say Hilliary was having a flirt/affair with Petraeus, that would mean the emails were personal.. no problem" +"What kind of person invites themselves and their friends over to your house to use your hot tub, then proceeds to trash talk you? No, absolutely not what most women (or decent people do).",It's just locker room talk. +I can't think of how GoT got something from TWD...? Help me out.,Everyone's dead.... +P20 M smuggled China rice seized,China's aid for bagyong Lawin! +You mean US claims responsibility?,"Yea, it's all a US-India conspiracy to undermine Pakistan!" +Should i upgrade to 10.1 or wait for a jailbreak for 10.0.2?,Always update to the newest firmware so that you stay safe! +And blizzard implements 0 good Ideas every expension.,"Yep, blizzard has never implemented a good idea" +Do you dislike Munchkin though? Cuz I think Munchkin is the shit,Observe the unenlightened plebian! +Is there a brewery meetup today?,This is definitely the most rage filled tirade I've seen here. +Probably not gonna listen to this but the title sounds a little rapey,"Yeah, you know I'm not down for rape either but that beat is HOT!" +"Can we get a stay in queue option? As stated, I'd love an option in game that requeued for the same mode of a game we just finished. I could hang out on the mvp screens, look at stats longer, take my time typing out reports, and so on. I just think it would be a great quality of life option for the game. No idea how hard it would be to implement, just food for thought.",Technology isnt there yet. +"What do I want? An absolute fucking monster of a steam roll. They'll all turn on each other anyway, I just don't believe any of those people deserve to be awarded for false claims of being good people. The same way I was rooting for a steamroll of the Friendship alliance from S6.",A steam roll will definitely improve the show +Progression of the damage to Nate Diaz's right leg through Diaz-McGregor 2. It is kind of crazy how much damage leg kicks can do.,Scar tissue. +Is this thing any good?,It sucks. +What warning is almost always ignored?,The warning on Q-tips. +You uncharted in the wrong neighborhood,No dab == no upvote +Holy shit the comments are idiotic. People really think Monkey Island is a bad game?,"If it isn't ryse, dead rising, or rdr it's a bad game." +"I snap like Manfred von Karma; I do it all the time, and most of the time it's completely unnecessary.",You mean snap like he snaps his finger or like he snaps when his predicted 15 minutes are up and the trial's not over? +Ladarius Green Practicing Today!!,Who? +"I've always lived with guys, no biggie for my ex. Because I was with him and not interested in my housemates.","Wow, what candid advice that pertains to the situation, enlightens OP, and provides a great new viewpoint!" +Or it's because sometimes people cry when working through issues.,"No, no, definitely the continuous creation of sadness and pain" +"That's what buying millions of Reddit, Twitter, Facebook, and other various social media comments, retweets, upvotes, etc. gets you, actually. Millennials are pretty good at not being complete and utter morons when it comes to their bullshit detectors for people - unlike other generations. The second, however, you start making it look like more than 5 millenials in the country can bare Clinton's very existence via astroturfing, their brains seem to turn off though. I'm not blaming them necessarily; they're the victims here, but it is sad.",Uh huh.. you've solved it... we all got instantly flipped by astroturfing... if only we could all be awake like you. +DaZeD is a fucking amazing IGL. I'm sure his strats can bring a team to the top of NA.,"Well look at Cloud 9, He's doing great" +You guys/gals act like the sky is falling during almost every conversation. Relax!,"Seriously, how dare they thoughtfully consider all game options?" +Oh my lord IT WORKED changing the name! Thank You so much dude ur a savior!,"Cool, glad I googled it before assuming it was something complex." +"That you can't just make yourself not be depressed/anxious/etc. I hate when people say Oh I get anxious all the time, but I jsut make myself get over it no. that's not anxiety. Oh I get depressed sometimes, but then I stop, you should just get out and it'll go away no. no you don't. you get sad. sad is an emotion. stop exaggerating.","I just make myself get over it Thanks Sharon, I'm suddenly cured" +"Holy fuck, how is this not going to be a meltdown of the country? The price of *anything* this big going up ***25%?!?*** its unheard of. How do you even react to this? Will it help Trump win? What will this do for Hillary? Help her further nationalize healthcare? If ACA was designed to fail from the beginning, why would Obama pin his entire legacy on it? I don't know what to do with this...",But inflation is down so we have to interest rates low to stimulate growth! +"Opening Night and Ring/Banner Ceremony: Cleveland Cavaliers (0-0) vs. New York Knicks (0-0) Watch: NBA on TNT Listen: 100.7 WMMS, 87.7 FM La Mega","first game rust, now we are going to need scoring off the bench to help the slow start... shump are you listening" +there are many bugged interactions in the game currently,So it is a bug and I'm not missing something? +They're not too common but I've seen them before.,New idea +"So I have been bringing this up every game, but right now I am the only person in my entire row... Section 108 Row 7, right behind the visiting box.",well it's the intermission? +Why not?,"Oh yeah sure, Spring Bonnie just always had a rotting dead corpse in it." +ChowderHeads taken off of google and yelp,Ruining other people's business and lives is so fun! +"Will Love Interests Ever Be Introduced For The Main Cast? One thing that has always kind of annoyed me as both a creative writer and a fan of this series is how there is no major love interests for anyone in the main cast. The closest we've come to this was Mia and Deigo's relationship, and Phoenix's past relationship with Dahlia Hawthorne. But no main character has ever had a major love interest. Edgeworth in the DLC case for SOJ said that he never plans on getting married himself, so he gets a pass. But I feel like it's about time for Phoenix or maybe even Apollo to have some sort of love interest. It could provide for some interesting story elements and cases. Why do you think the developers won't introduce any form of love interest for the main cast? Does anyone agree with me that giving Phoenix, Apollo, and/or Athena some sort of love interest would actually be interesting?","Yes, but then they would have to kill him/her because of character development" +There is a natural equilibrium to this where prices will have to shoot up massively to cover the loss of sales due to being poor. People will become more agrarian as loss of jobs forces people to grow their own food. Co-ops and communes will also make a big come back.,I heard the progressives are going to redistribute the wealth and we will all be rich! +"Despite having a $35,000,000,000 endowment, Harvard can't manage to pay its workers a living wage","They actually lost $2B recently, so you know they got to tighten the ol' belts." +Arcane was so popular ... that's why,Not sure if you dropped your +But there is only Samsung/Apple.,You forgot the +"no, they getting paid",where do you think some of the donations go +Show looks like shit,dat soundtrack doe +I like to think you're on the fence about starting wrestling training...and this thread is going to sway you one way or the other.,Would totally risk paralysis for a shot at a ring rat +The car who honked wolf,The car who honked blacks +Foxtel locks away The Walking Dead in Australia,Its on Foxtel therefore I'm entitled to pirate it for free +Uber seems to think you can get a license issued from a city,Hurry up and get your fucking Columbus license you retard so you can get back on the road and start earning! +"So now I'm wondering if his business will miraculously qualify for some kind of government bailout, should he stay in politics and cast his votes as directed by the Lnp?","His building business failed because of corrupt building unions, so of course he will try." +Good job KLove,Trade him! +Rihanna,Classy +"Before the trial of Jeffrey dahmer, special bomb-detecting dogs were used to sniff out any explosives that may have been planted by the victims families. Police were careful to protect Dahmer, due to the high publicity of the trial and the disturbing nature of his crimes.","The police were always careful to protect Dahmer, even when he was assaulted by that naked bleeding Asian kid." +"It's a bit weird that we get a link to this, but no discussion of the Man Up three part documentary currently available on iView.",Just more misogyny being peddled by the patriarchy of course. +"Neither has Mr Bug, what happened to him?",Who? +How completely stuck you can feel. There are these moments where everything overwhelms you and you have no idea what to do and the only thing that would make it better is if you just stop existing. But you also don't really want to die. So you're stuck.,Have you tried... not.. being stuck? +What makes a good _____ player? A good Elise player knows not to blow her load too early.,A good soraka/Pantheon/Janna/Garen player can better press her/his pointnclick nobrain skills better than a bad soraka/Pantheon/Janna/Garen player. +Donald Trump has close financial ties to Dakota Access pipeline company,I wonder what his position on it is? +"CNN reporter Sara Murray: Donald Trump supporters keyed my car, cut truck cables",How did Clinton put them up to this? +I'd happily give my broom back to that poor cleaning bot to make it happy again. Poor thing #Justiceforcleaningbot,"It's festival of the 'lost', not the festival of the 'found'" +I dont think black people say it's a done deal,"Yes, black folks are physically unable to say that." +"Yes. Not every ref has the balls to, though.",makes you wonder why he left Man United in the first place +I definitely won't be able to top my Halloween costume from last year.,lets see Oblina next! +Everybody knows what it means. The alt-right's codes aren't that difficult to crack.,"No no, you are the racist for seeing the inference." +The Leafs have never made the 4th round of the playoffs ever. In 1967 there was only 3 rounds. We did it in 2007 :),"Lol, you do realize winning a Stanley Cup in the third round, and losing a Stanley Cup in the fourth round is technically winning the same amount of rounds, right?" +Did you just copy paste the Babbling Book post?,Umm...clearly it says Brann Bronzebeard in there. +Protesters Block The George Washington Bridge for Hillary,"Well, I'm certainly inclined to heed the demands of people who block the bridge I'm trying to cross." +YUS,this is spam I'm flagging you. +The Choice is Clear,At least the tentacle monster bought her a drink. +"Not only that but it doesn't take any kind of privilege to become literate. If you have access to books or the internet at all, you too can become literate (and let's be honest, more well-spoken than most of the population).","Unless you're a deaf blind poor non binary womyn who lives in a tent, check yalls privilidoodlengbingbong shitlord" +He's a fascist for wanting to put a criminal in jail?,Calling her a criminal is racist +Haven't gotten a skin from hextech in 7 boxes feels bad man.,I'm perfectly happy with orange essence and summoner icons! +"Segregation is just not the way to go, kids. It does bum me out that so many of the commenters seem to think murder is an appropriate response to this.","I mean, it would free up the bridge" +"I'm currently an MBA candidate, concentration is ERP Systems using SAP. I'm wanting to become a SAP Basis Admin. Any advice? Title says it all. Any questions, ask. FYI, BBA is in Economics. I've mostly been a warehouse manager, for the past 5 of 8 years. For the past 3, I've been a supply chain analyst (using SAP) and an inventory control analyst (using Oracle).","I don't want to sound like a dick because that's definitely an in-demand skill set, but that's going to be dreadfully boring." +"Yeah, and I'm sure Noelle has absolutely zero options to make money other than WWE. It's not like she's a hot female or something.",Yeah because attractive women should be expected to get by on life using only their looks and sex appeal! +All humans are literally animals.,"Well, aren't you oh so witty?" +nobody cares,"Wow, nice response, you must be fun to be around" +Niste hoti,Pune +I heard $2999 which is fucking crazy,"It is a lot but when you compare it to a 27 Wacom Contiq, which is over $3,000 it's not a bad deal" +"FromSoft, please, let us bind kick to a separate key. Playing through the DLC and I'm constantly getting hit by axe-wielding Milwood knights because my combo of slash-slash-kick-slash-visceral turns into slash-slash-rebound-suffer because kicking is so awkward and arbitrary. I write this now after an hour of accidently slashing shielded Followers and getting hit with their bash-poke.","From decided it would be a good idea to bind kicks to the two buttons you use the most in the game, because that's just how important kicks are." +GSP responds to Bisping,What an asshole this guy is eh? +are you sure? I'm pretty sure VR is supposed to be used sitting down with an xbox controller.,You dropped this: +Yes because I'm just going to never get hit again. Maybe then this weapon will be as viable as a +1 straight sword.,There's actually a whole lot of builds that become viable if you just decide to never get hit again. +"I'm gonna have to go with Vikings. Sure, some of the episodes aren't as interesting as others, but all of it is consistently good (in my opinion).","Have watched all the episodes, will keep on watching, but I'll strongly stand by the opinion that the episodes are consistently bad." +"Yeah nah, I'm still full from the eagle yesterday","Goddamn Bernie supporter, eating American symbols and spreading COMMUNISM!" +Keeping it classy in Spring,But a hanging Trump effigy is totally cool though. +"NPR award winning investigation, BIG-LEAGUE",Money well spent +"Because everytime Im down I tell myself it'll get better and it does and then goes right back to being down except a little worse. I can go into more detail but I'm not gonna because it's none of your damn business ;) basically, im tired. So very tired.",But my school counselor said gets better! +Best way to think of a house melody? I'm having trouble thinking of melodies when I get into my piano roll. Any suggestions on how to think of melodies? thanks:),Just focus on getting a really really sonically perfect kick +Justise needs to stop shooting holy shit,But he's taking the kawhai offensive leap this year! +Either we aren't that good or the Nets are better than expected in which case we need to dump that pick asap,I say just blow it up altogether +"Something called 'Lost in Space' or 'Star Trek' should look like and act like 'Lost in Space' or 'Star Trek'. If a director wants to make something else, they should call it something else.","Yeah I agree, but that is ignoring how Hollywood actually works" +THAT'S NOT CUTE! I DEMAND EXPLANATIONS!,Surely you must be mistaken since clearly these are adorable pictures of Springtap and nothing more. +thats exactly what the video's intent is,"yeah, so deep, shaking the camera" +That's a shame. My kid loves that movie.,"Too bad, that's not the target audience!" +Bust,Should have taken Mudiay +OMG NEW ARENA CONFIRMED (ARENA 10 WITH PROOF) videos coming,Just enter credit card number and you get to arena 10 +"I made it halfway. Can't watch it. Too upsetting. Too many people who should be outraged at this kind of shit sitting around, bitching about Trump saying something mean.",It's the cost of being right. +This is kinda gay. The steps should be as follows: 1. Have drink 2. Put hard alcohol in the drink.,You seem like a really nice person. +"What a disappointment this season is. Non stop anti-trump shilling and virtually nothing on Hillary, until AFTER the election.",I only like south park when it agrees with my political opinion +"I don't mind spending $60 on it if that's the real B2P price. But if I'm going to have to burn hundreds, or even a grand like you did to have fun then forget it. I don't care about competitive play. I just wanna run around, explore, fight things that aren't trash mobs...",The whole game is filled with trash mobs lol The AI is so dumb in this game. +Magistrate tells Aboriginal teenager to be more like US rapper 50 Cent,Look at this down to earth judge he sure knows how to make a difference +"You realize the actual author's youtube is on the video and we know you stole it, right?",who cares if you get fake internet points? +This proves its very small...,You shouldn't type while looking at your junk in the mirror. +If only he'd gone on to prove his success at carting wasn't a fluke!,Like winning a race or two! +Damn. How old are you? Just curious.,"32, 33 next month" +At least he plays the champion. Plenty of people here seem to base their arguments on the Ivern on their team instead of actually playing him.,"Nah man, I played with a Ivern yesterday and he fed, so obviously the champion is garbage" +On the plus side you can at least compare prices with Zehrs online now.,Because zehrs is usually a cheaper option +"This is the absolute most biased/paid off sub I've ever seen. He LOST by a long shot, get over it.",Because this article is about him running for president. +Tony Allen will be chirping from the nosebleeds of the Forum about something then too I'm sure!,I think you mean his box seats as he celebrates his 4th term as mayor of Memphis. +He probably just got tired of not getting the blowjob he clearly deserves when he holds the door open for a girl.,He doesn't enjoy blow jobs because all those sluts can't fit his massive dick in their mouth +This mutant banana,Who writes a two like that? +I wish Revelations would get more attention from everyone. There's obviously a lot of unfound ee.,"Nah pal, the main EE has already been found and was lackluster which must mean no more EEs on the map" +Just came back from the gunsmith...,I remember when I had my first welds... +"Having taken courses on Chemical Weapons and their effects when I was in the Canadian Army, good for them. Every nation should be required to destroy all their stockpiles and anyone who makes new stuff should be ostracized. Nuclear weapons are bad on a global lets destroy the world sense of course, but using chemical weapons should write you out of the human race, blood agents in particular.",Of course it's all moot if they've perfected nano-bot weapons... +"Oh poor you, must be hard",Thank you for having empathy and understanding my feelings. +CJA to IR,Aaaaaaaaaaand fuck. +"WHAT DO I DO?? My Rift comes tomorrow!! :D After following the DK1 since its conception, I can finally can afford it! I'm waited on baited breathe for it to arrive! My question to y'all is, where do I start??",Wait for touch like the rest of us +Listening right now. So far so good. It's nice when Lowe speaks with people outside of Howard Beck and JVG.,Like Kevin Arnovitz? +Runescape & MXT,MXT is such a beautiful client +Stalking people online for thought crimes! This is what the Go project has succumbed to,"Can we get an sj compliant release of the go compiler to only tell us I don't understand when our go is not buildable, I'd hate for it to offer any microaggressions towards me and my native programming language." +Didn't you guys kinda start your country to keep soldiers off the streets and from treating locals like the enemy?,"Yeah, i think there's even some kind of law about that..." +"Intimidation? No, no, no. You've got it all wrong. They just want to bus in white people into minority neighborhoods to stand outside of their polling places and make sure they're real Americans. What's intimidating about that in a country with absolutely zero history of racism and violence based on skin color?","Clearly if those white people are holding AR-15's, they do not intend to intimidate, they are simply exercising their 2nd amendment rights." +Xpost from r/news Berkeley protesters form human chain to stop white students from getting to class.,Glad the police were there to do something +Austin Aries' eye swollen shut after last night's NXT event,"They really need to stop putting these guys in the ring with green, muscle-head workers in front of 200 people." +"Eh, well they're lucky they didn't run into SKT or ROX before the finals. It's not like the entire tournament draw was lucky, but it's still part of the draw.","Because if you don't run into arguably the best teams in the tournament, or in the world in this matter, it means you've had it easy" +"It needs more Eris, but it's fine.",I think you might be a little biased judging by your flair +"Remember, no pre-loads. It motivates developers to make sub-standard games.",You forgot the +"The general censuses is that attackers already are at a disadvantage, and you want to nurf them even more?","Yeah, let's nerf them by giving them 70 extra tickets." +There is hard evidence though. Are you saying there's no hard evidence because our intelligence community hasn't given you classified information to review? I mean...19 government agencies have verified this. What classified information do you have that they don't?,I forgot the +"God dammit people, we made the front page of reddit. For this: Berkeley students form human chain to stop white students from getting to class.",Its cus white people are important +"At 16 I was telling people to GTFO my yard. I'm 19 now and still do it. Leave my shit alone, motherfucker.","Man, we're so old ^^" +Lol insightful comment but i think it got down voted because.... 1. You mentioned yourself. No one cares about you or what little experience playing ball you may or may not have. 2. Its a little advanced and people get hurt when they dont understand.,"And also, nba shorts don't have pockets, so idk what he's talking about ..." +...because he is a Giant?,Get out of here dad! +"Bernie and Trump are VERY similar. Trump is very anti-TPP and unfair trade deals, as is Bernie. Hillary will sign TPP on her first day in office. Trump wants to dismantle the AT&T - Time Warner merger as it is too large of a concentration of power. Bernie wants this too. Hillary loves mega-corporations because they donate to her foundation. I could go on and on.",that must be why sanders endorsed trump! +Hillary Clinton will be Arrested!,this time its gonna happen! +"After many horrendous starts, the Civ 6 gods decide to show mercy.",no salt 0/10 +Blood Orange - I Know,Dang deantoni I love the music but you gotta find something else to film besides pretending to play midi controllers and drum machines while people dance interpretively around you. +"AS2 EP 9: Reunion. Please keep all spoilers in this thread. We'll have a discussion post tomorrow morning. This is it, kitty girls! Off-season is almost here~ &nbsp; **DO NOT ASK FOR LINKS OR BRAZILIAN TWINK STREAMS!** &nbsp; Thanks!",SICK HER KATYA +"We disagree. And...people play other races all the time. Tilda Swinton plays an Asian in Dr. Strange. Linda Hunt played a man, and won an Oscar for it.",Because makeup and VFX had absolutely no hand in those roles whatsoever. +"Oh yeah. I get 600+ miles per tank (vented) commuting. Road trips I can regularly do 700+, going for 800 on the next one.",Love seeing those kinds of numbers... +"Things like that always make me want to punch someone in the face. I'm sorry, but I thank science, doctors, nurses, and medicine. Why the hell would I thank something that has less use than single-ply toilet paper?",Clean single-ply toilet paper or used single-ply toilet paper? +I still wanna fight MacDonald.,Dont let your dreams be dreams +she'd get replaced by another shitlib in red Hawaii,You dropped this: +"I walked into a Verizon store to get mine. They had to order the phone for me, and it only took two days for me to get mine through shipping. If you want a Pixel now, that's probably the fastest way to get one.",The pixel or the XL? +What? You want high textures on distant objects? This game is still on PS3 and low end PCs....the requirements are quite low.,I PAY MY OWN SUB AND I WANT HIGH RES TEXTURES +"Yeah man, now i got to be extra careful when dealing with my clientelles. Strictly discreet deals only.",You forgot your +I think it happens to lots of people. I personally walk 4-8km a night depending on how drifty it is.,or maybe you are just sleep walking +So THIS is how the NFL brings football to Europe.,God damn look at that global trade. +What the hell is strip vodka pong,"somehow, strip pong seems like less fun after nude twister, this guy is totally doing it wrong." +Does that affect Nexus phones?,"Yes, since it has to do with the kernel itself rather than with Android." +So progressive.,That's the job of the Progressive Unionist Party +These pipes at my school,Good luck pulling wire through that! +"I don't know why people hold corporations to moral standards. it's really weird. of course they will try to make the most money whenever possibly without running into legal problems. you can't fault them for it. the fault relies with US for buying the shit, and for allowing corporate law to benefit from amoral activities. of course they will act amorally when presented with a choice of making money or acting benevolent way. that's not the point","Let's not blame the corporation, let's blame the poor people being exploited." +Can we please buy GvG packs and pervious expansions that aren't in standard I know this has been brought up before but I don't think blizzard has responded to it but I can be wrong. I have been playing wild recently and I love it. The meta is diffrent and exciting but I don't have all the gvg cards and it is expesive to craft a rare or common. I know it will confuse new players but I have an idea. If you bought a gvg pack before you can still have access to it. If you haven't it should be locked.,Don't be so hard on Blizzard even Magic has a reserved list. +"I think Hillary totally perplexes him, because she does not fit into this system of thought.",And she's a 2 out of 10 +If Hillary doesn't come through on her promise to declassify the Area 51 documents I'm gonna be pissed.,That'll be what pushes me over the edge to join hands with the Trumpettes and revolt +Comparing this to Samsung is ridiculous. These aren't exploding. They're just hotter than some critics want them to be. They work fine. I know this personally and the actually engineers have tested before and after and they gave them a pass too.,"ah yes, the appeal to experts once again yes, these experts and engineers are surely infallible" +like right now,It just dropped and I'm already crying +"Strange, Darker Versions of Coalition Uniforms Found",OH MY GOD COALITION OPOSSING FORCE CONFIRMED they will probably use darker uniforms +Lowes crashed twice in less than 20 seconds,Sarco has it in for Lowes +'Shark Tank' star: Trump inspected my breasts,Clearly this insanely rich woman who is regularly on television is only saying this for money or attention. +FYI it's called moose test because they are basically simulating the (/a not so uncommon response) when a moose (or basically any other bigger animal) would enter the road. Just picture a big ass moose in the area he is steering around.,Thanks bro I doubt anyone figured that out after watching the video +"Exactly. Even if its true, it doesnt make it right. I dont go around saying someone black-tipped me (I'm not a server, but you get the idea). We need to be discouraging sexism and racism in all forms, not just against all but the majority.","No no, see, it's not that shaming into silence based on things people can't control is the problem, it's just that we're directing it towards the wrong groups" +"Because it is! Smackdown helps soothe the pain though, being the greatest show ever produced.","I dare say, it may even be better than Firefly." +If Pierson can even tell you what GDP stands for I'd be shocked.,Global Democratic Propaganda +Why do these Christian sites do so much tech reporting?,Because Jesus gives them a heads on on all the latest tech that's being developed using his all-seeing gaze. +what about double sectopod pods? Where there's a big one and a baby?,'squadwipe' +Malaysia to buy navy vessels from China in blow to U.S.,"Good luck with your new masterfully crafted vessels, Malaysia" +It's okay everyone! This is a fake article and voter fraud is not real and never happens outside of your imagination.,You're right it's totally real and we to deny thousands of people the ability to vote to catch the 5 or so people who actually do it. +They just deleted the post about the FBI investigation from the front page. What the FUCK?!,It's just an honest bug +"Or the MBP's have one usb-a and 3 usb-c's and the tradeoff is keeping the same frame size of the 2015 mbp? Would qualm alot of the complaints of needing adapters and shit for every existing peripheral, while also giving 3 futureproof ports.",But then it's not thinner. +"It's right around the time dispensarys pop up in my state too, speaking of your user name. It's a good time.",Did you see they released one of the songs from the album. +Beyond pumped for the cover to my tech-noir novel Conway! Let me know what you think!,This is r/cyberpunk not r/technonoir +Wouldn't that be nice and juicy?,"Meh, probably would just be more Russian interference!" +If Weiner's dick pic is what crashes the campaign of the first female presidential nominee I will be laughing for the rest of my life,Just another sign of female oppression at the head and hands of men. +"Hey, recently got outta bronze with these terrible teammates. I know EXACTLY what you're talking about. Essentially, the way to do it is to win lane and snowball super hard, then stomp them. I played AP Ekko mid, and I won my lane quickly, before anyone on my team could start feeding, then roamed to their lanes and helped them by killing their opponents, all while constantly looking to push towers. Also, you will get some games which you can't win no matter how well you play, like the first one you mentioned. The key here is to not tilt, and play consistently, and you will get out of Bronze.",So basically the only way to get out of Bronze is to play mid. +I'm in the U.S. but I've talked to hundreds of men in a variety of countries who are like this.,"I mean, I know that there is a pervasive culture of toxic masculinity in most places, but it's still shocking to me that even your male friends would be like that." +"The first past the post system changing wont necessarily fix things. Take Australia as an example, which uses preferential voting, all that really comes out of it is a bunch of fringe parties holding way too much swing power in the senate and a couple holding house seats that just ended up voting with the Labor (generally considered the more left party) voting block anyway.","Well correct me if I am wrong, and I know a human being at any point in history likes to think they have figured out the best system that is currently the best and will always be the best, but I am pretty sure there probably exists a few more forms of democracy than FPTP & preferential, but I could be wrong and humans have achieved the apex potential of politics." +I was kidding. Sorry that the sarcasm doesn't always read well in print and between strangers.,you forgot the +I think they could easily outPrizepool TI. Championship Riven. I've seen like 10 cs Rivens to 1 cs Zed.,Sounds like zed needs to get better at last hitting +Matthews fined $18k for hit that broke Hoyer's arm,This proves that the nfl is rigged in favor of the packers +30 to 40 shots? I don't think u need that many.,You had Kobe of course you'd think 30+ attempts aren't that many +Technically murder is legal in Quebec...have at it.,"Yep, read about it in an amazingly crafted Vice article." +"Were smart, not punsters",At least you're living up to your claims of being a smart ass +Tired of indie developers all together. Android is already out there. Go make $0.05 games for that.,"Yes, because all indie games will work on a phone" +What's a discontinued car you want back in production?,The Fiat Multiplat The Ford Pinto +"#RIPVine, Post your favorite black vines in this thread Since Vine was such a huge part of Black Twitter. It will be missed. P.S. No Mcchickens pls",any of queensadilla's vines are pure comedy gold. +"Nfl, pull your head out of your ass, let the players have fun. We, the audience want to have fun to!",People are not watching to be entertained! +"They are trying to find a lot of excuses for the riots occurring in Tanjung Balai. First, it's because of a woman criticizing loud noise coming from a mosque. Then, it's the statue insulting local muslims. Then it's the social economy gap (I wonder whether they have data of real social economy gap in the city). What's next? Why do the victims have to concede so much after the riots? Why don't they blame the rioters? No need to prosecute, just straight out shame the rioters.",Because.. islam can do no wrong. +"According to comments on the Dash Cam owners FB, this is a rural residential road and there are a a number of houses just out of sight.",Perfect place to be ramming other cars +Many people survived without indoor plumbing for their entire lives too.,Driving on all-weather tires is literally shitting in a bucket. +Exile was a common punishment for crimes for many hundreds of years. It's effective. Why should society keep their worst around? It makes no sense. Would you keep around a pit bull that kept biting your kids?,"While we're at it let's bring back stoning, hanging, lynching and burning at the stake" +Yeah and HD costs extra too,sign me up +old enough to be ur dad,Disturbing but true +Send them to a place to repair them. They will keep the spirit and comfort of your favorite jeans but will become wearable once again,nah bro the distressed look is in +Pretty sure he didn't actually do it and is simply trying to force the voter ID issue.,Yeah could never ever ever happen. +Someone Was Actually Arrested For In-Person Voter Fraud. She's A Trump Supporter.,So Hillarys supporting trump now? +Yeah. The other level being that this was exposed. I just hate this line of thinking. Person 1: Rich people control us. Person 2: That's a conspiracy. You're crazy. *Proof that rich people are controlling a well developed country* Person 2: Wow. That's crazy. Who would've taught. It's ok my country surely isn't run the same way.,"Yeah, requiring extraordinary evidence for extraordinary claims sure is stupid." +I was just making a joke,Pro tip use an +I can't wait to see how the conservatives who touted this poll as the gold standard when Trump was UP now change their tune. It was the BEST poll and now he's getting clobbered in it.,Clearly the poll is rigged/fixed. +"27 dead bedroom in San Francisco. What a waste of a rent controlled apartment So this is what a dead bedroom looks like. My partner has been uninterested for a few months now. Bisexual girl seeks girl or boy to impress. I was born an unattractive middle child so I grew up learning how to dazzle with my wit and charm. If my wit and charm aren't enough to distract you, we can have crazy great sex in the dark.",So you're not down to get hella tight for days? +its tier 75 tho so its not op,People don't get the +"Pressure cooker, same thing, half the time",Looks like we've got a terrorist over here. +"EVGA GTX 1070 - Thermal discussion Hi everyone, So I've heard about the 1070 & 1080 over heating issues, and that EVGA is providing free thermal pads. Now, I haven't had any issues, yet. What I want to know, is what would be the best way to monitor my GPU / CPU temps? And what sort of temp. range should I be within? Note that none of my components are overclocked. Thanks!",Say that your card blew up and get a new one +I cant think of a single good female comedian,I would recommend Amy Schumer +This happens every time when i enter the car :(,its ok bro its just an alpha +I thought the original rumor said that they paid in nickels not pennies. If I'm remembering that correctly.,"Ah yes, much more reasonable" +Nylander's shot is insane. So much power and a quick release. I'm still scratching my head how we got him 8th overall.,Cause he has a bad attitude... +How did Force India beat both the Ferraris ?,They probably cheated +And here we see the vote distribution of the Reddit demographic.,Never would have thought I'd get down voted for liking trump on Reddit. +Isn't the article describing a KKK rally.,Everyone who doesn't like Hillary is a racist! +Get it off of your chest Redditors: What do you wish people would stop assuming about you or bugging you about?,I WISH THEY COULD STOP ASSUMING MY GENDER +Jen Loveboy,real nice. +Supposedly there was pressure to boot her in 2012 but Obama didn't want to deal with the shitstorm that would have resulted. Supposedly she's very connected within the party and booting her would have been a headache to deal with. DNC chair is largely a ceremonial and fundraising position anyways.,"And as DNC chair, it was also her job to go to all 50 states and work with each Secretary of State to personally rig every primary for Hillary." +Alshon Jeffery. Relies too much on being big & being able to catch anything.,Horrible attributes to lean on +"1CC3, 1CC2 For the topers?",i would for 2 c3 +She literally fucked with the heat sensor.,*moaning sounds~~* +You can't bring livestock to the dance,You son of a bitch... +Nights at Vegas Bonnie Fanart,May i have your number +So all content is click bait? Flawed definition.,All accurate thumbnails for sensational content is clickbait +"Literally the only reason we do anything is for men, though. Like, I didn't realize that getting my hair cut short yesterday to console myself about my kitty dying wasn't attractive to my husband's friend. I just don't think I'll be able to leave the house till it grows back, unfortunately. I'm so glad I had him to help my little lady-brain make sense of my haircuts and (probably) porn habits","You rock that hair, indoors obviously" +You can only play with one other person on social.,Social Wingman confirmed! +"story time: i was out shooting; i dont remember what i brought that day and its not really important. a local gentleman had just walked out of a LGS with a brand new 50 bmg. so he decides he wants to shoot it. without a scope. at 25 yards. wtf?... i mean, i understand the urge to shoot a new gun. id be lying if i said ive never shot a new gun without sights. but a 50? and he had the hornady ammo thats like $70 for a box of 10 rounds, too.",Well I am sure that 50 cal had irons +Someone I know made this Halloween costume...,very original +"It's weird that people downvote answers to AMAs. The point is it's an interview, but her answers got downvoted so no one could even see them.","Oh, you mean the 'I disagree' button?" +Nothing because this is most likely a community-made map.,How much do you think Roosterteeth paid that community map creator for that? +I'm going to assume (or hope) English isn't your first language?,or second? +When you bait them and they group up just right,ez +Why is your comp rank based on team performance and not individual performance?,To benefit from hackers +"Don't start this man, the sub is divided enough as it is, we really don't need the holier than thou attitude as well. I mean, think about it. In 2014 if we had lost to the Titans and Dolphins, We would have been sitting on either the #1 or #2 pick. That means we'd have either Winston, Mariota, or a fuckton of picks from a team who was too desperate for a qb to wait. Instead, were sitting here at 2-5 with Ryan Fitztragic as our qb and little hope at the qb position. Those two wins could theoretically set the franchise back years. Right now we're sitting here with the worst qb in league as our starter as the two project QBs that everyone wants to see play sit on the sideline and our primary backup out for the year. A lot of the people wanting to see us lose do so in the hopes that a loss kicks fitz to the curb and forces Petty/ Hack to start so they can at least be entertained on Sunday and look forward to the games.",But Geno would not have had his perfect game.... +"If this is about GLL, I thought she was more trashy reality tv personality than a porn star? Pretty sure to count as a porn star you have to get paid for it ...",Well she has a popular porn video +UN lights up for Diwali for the first time,Modi magic! +McCrory will ask for special session on storm recovery,Good thing he already spent all the emergency funds on defending HB2 and lining his coal-ash pockets. +Has there been any indication that the ship even drops again?,"I got it this week, so yes it's dropping." +#PresidentKaine,get ready for the Kaine Train +oh yeah? well tyrod plays ball *like a girl*!,Dude...too far. +LinuxJustWorks^TM,I'm sure Windows would work perfectly if you installed it on a Chromebook with a custom BIOS. +"Day of judgment, Monty Python Style","Hey, I have a shirt with that exact drawing on it!" +They removed the glowing Apple logo to counteract it :P,"You dropped this," +It is a 1989 Citation V. It is fun. Like a big jet powered C-182.,I flew a V for a while--great aircraft! +"What's your excuse for not being X rank? I take a lot of breaks from League because I will get really into it and hardcore spam ranked, and then get really burnt out. But when I do end up playing for a while (and get the cobwebs oiut from my previous break) I see a lot of improvement. I only played about 300 ranked games this season, but I peaked at Plat 2, and then dropped to Plat V and dropped to Gold I. So it's easy for me to say that I am actually a platinum level player, and that I would be diamond if I didn't take so many breaks, etc. But in the end these are just excuses, if I am to get bettter I have to play consistently. What's your excuse? Here's my summoner profile if you want to see my history of breaks:",Team holding me back +What's your most used phrase?,I still use same just as a response to anything. +How has this not been brought up,She didn't INTEND to break the law obv +scintillating 3k spray by autimatic,Where is the bot for boring headlines? +I see how conservatives may be promoting this conspiracy theory that 650k is more than 33k but it's clearly a distraction from the fact that Trump is a Russian spy.,The best Manchurian Candidate ever! +Conspiracies!,At least they didn't get to his engine this time! +"Most Routes to 270 Blocked for Trump, Needs Last-Ditch Surge",But the polls are tightening! +"How do I access the reading lists of a university in order to get the equivalent of an undergraduate education? Having lived most of my youth in a poor country during economically difficult times means that the idea of attending university wouldn't have made sense to me in my 20s. (It would be like deciding one day to sell your home to build a gigantic statue of Obama.) Now that I am older and financially stable, I would like to make some time for study. It is in some ways a check off the old bucket list. I know of the existence of open courses, and I have listened to them for two years now when I commute to work. The problem I have is that the courses are often just introductory lectures, covering topics on a very superficial level, I want some more meat. Is there a way I can access the reading lists of this or that university in order to have the equivalent of an undergraduate education?",basically search any topic on google with the word syllabus +"The BP spill was negligence. If you put your car in drive, get it started down the road, and hop out, it's going to hit something. That's not an accident.","But but I accidentally jumped out ociffer, I swear!" +"You might want to use some logic when arguing. Omega is easy to pull off. Triple omega sure is less consistent, but it's still doable and decks that do it are at rogue tier status. Actually, every decent LS player is playing 2 to 3 omegas. And yes, there are minervas at my locals, why isn't that possible to consider ? Although a few guys run only 4-5 cards ls engine and a more zombie focused deck. My locals is still considered the best in my country and top 16 country championship is always filled with people coming there. Let me ask you something, why do you think upstart/chicken game was hit ? Did you see that many FTK monarch topping ? No. They were rogue. But it was very unhealthy and frustrating to play against that, it didn't made for interactions in the game, but for solitaire games. That's about what triple omega does. And give me the name of 3 synchros/xyz that locks the game against meta decks. Omega is the best turn 1 lvl 8 synchro by FAR. And arguably better than xyz options, because other than dweller, raflesia and giant hand they're not good preemptively, and those 3 are far from the lvl of triple omega.",By this logic we should hit all boss monsters that can't be kaiju'd +"Not saying what he did was right by any means, however some people bring issues on themselves. I'm just saying it doesn't seem like she is innocent in all this.",yeah she didn't deserve to have a gun brandished at her but she did sort of cause it so she kinda deserved it +Zooming in?,"wow, who would have guessed that" +"The Law, not a person, not a pundit, not a blogger, says Hillary is not allowed to be President.",Says right there in the law there must be intent. +The driver's gender is irrelevant. Except for the fact that Reddit hates women and it's good for karma.,"My pronouns are they/their/them because I am a person, not a gender!" +"Sure. Yup, white people do steal culture.","Funny, he looks like a typical black boy" +"1,406,368","1,406,369" +"So what do you do for a living? I make wires. Oh interesting! Like copper wires or electrical wires, or how about wires for crafts...? No, I make wires for wireless ear buds. . . . We're filing for bankruptcy.",lmao. +"I'm going to go with Akari from Ghost. Unlike many female characters in the show, Rider or not, she's a completely independent. She isn't isn't smart because of some device she got from a mentor figure or something, she's smart because of her own hard work and her dedication to what she loves. If you take all of the other characters out of the show, she would still be a good character in her own right, something that all lot of side characters, boy or girl, can't say for themselves.",She's honestly a top 3 character in that show +"I watched him delete his posts. I was there. The excitement completely ruined a day of work for me, but I was there.",How did you watch that? +That's funny when people say 3 lanes is more open.,Open as in larger in size with less close quarter combat. +I think older women generally look better than younger woman in clothes,What's with all the age posts today? +Didn't you hear her cough????,Sniffle. +Honestly just makes him high balanced. Viable for team fights not broken in 1v1 boxing. And not underpowered due to his extremely low attack speed.,"I know, im gonna cry bc it means people will try to play hou yi on console again feelsbadman" +"Yeah, it was just a suggestion for the future.",":) ill probably do it after the next competition, as i plan to add a theorycrafting aspect aswell as a buildmaking one." +THANK YOU FOR THIS FELLOW HUMAN! DEATH TO ALL ~~HUMANS~~ ROBOTS!!,Wait which one are we pretending to be again? +What else would it come from?,"Lmfao I don't know what that guy meant, but I love the thought of someone genuinely curious how a rainbow managed to get onto his computer." +"How should I celebrate? I am so close to hitting 50lbs down (4lbs)!! I want to find a way to celebrate my victory without involving food. My goal is to hit 50 before the end of the year. I really want to celebrate with a beer, but I know that won't help keep me in ketosis.",New outfit and a glass of champagne! +"#FUCK CENSORSHIP, MAGA!",The truth will persevere +You're being down-voted because that's not an unpopular opinion. Most people here love Karlovic.,He's also getting downvoted because he posted a shitty meme to r/tennis +"Trump's Israel advisers issue position paper on Israel, Middle East conflict. He's worse than Clinton","If you have an issue with Israel using America like a cheap whore, then you are a goddamn antisemitic bastard!" +"Israel becoming 'safe haven for paedophiles' with laws that allow any Jews to legally return, activists claim",Why you goddamn antisemitic bastard you! +Religion is not a shield to hide behind so you commit acts of paedophilia.,Why you goddamn antisemitic bastard! +Do you remember the prolonged drama and outrage (that still persists) about Iran's attempts to get in the nuclear energy game? Then this week it's made all but official that Israel has 200 illegal nukes *pointed at Tehran!* and no one gave a shit after a trash can exploded in NY.,Why you goddamn antisemitic bastard! +The Connection Between Zionism & Organized Islamophobia,This post is goddamn antisemitic! +Bds! Bds! Fuck these Israeli turds,Why you goddamn antisemitic bastard! +Trickle down happiness,Except it's less like a golden shower +She's a fuckin 'power lifter' over here acting like she's never gotten a blister before. She's crazy.,She's a 'power lifter' the same way Michelle is a 'superfan' +"Please, thats a cop out.","It'll be back to Sox flair when the Cubs are out or when the playoffs are over, promise." +"I actually agree. Once emails are in the news, it never favors Clinton. His base wants Clinton in jail (at best) or killed. The fact that they can't get an indictment only rallies them.",When haven't the emails been in the news though? +Pay the man.,Pay that man his money. +Wimplo?,wee-ooooooo +Why a german liberal would vote for Donald Trump.,Why no one in America would give a shit +Autism,Damn vaccines +Even polls on twitter don't have Danielle comfortably winning. I keep seeing 53%/44% splits and alternating leaders.,It's a win if Danielle is leading any Twitter polls. +Weird scenario but hear me out... If Neeley is America's nomination and Scott wins POV... does Krissey consider nominating Danielle to save Neeley?,"If she were smart and didn't want to lose Neeley, that's what she should do." +...and Cap for holding Fitz on his way to the ground.,If he doesn't hold there Fitz gets the ball out in space +First time in Rob Gronkowski's 81-game regular-season career that he goes without a reception.,Gronk carrying me with Houston D to an 0-3 start +Ex-AG Eric Holder: Comey's letter 'a stunning breach of protocol' and 'serious error',Former stooge backs up current stooge. +"I like LiS as much as the next person, but as far as pure writing especially in dialogue Telltale is **HELLA** better",You mean Final Fantasy: Spirits Within isn't one of the best sci-fi films ever made? +Sikhs and Hindus give food to the poor IRRESPECTIVE of their religion almost every day. I don't see that being reported anywhere here.,They are not being demonised in the media though are they +"I hope he doesn't sell this hotel, so this can be an impeachable offense.",The impeachable offense would come when he deploys the Navy Seals to eradicate all the officials in the government office because terrorism +"There's definitely a lot of overlap, but for example, if you get a new boss from another branch, and you're afraid his strict way of doing things might change your experience at work for the negative, that's not necessarily to say you hate him.","Well if he isn't gay or foreign it wouldnt be homo or xenophobia, it would be Metathesiophobia, which isn't traditionally associated with bigotry." +read the article and tell us.,Tfw you trying to be a wiseass w/o reading the article....;-; +Based Hannipede Throwing Facts Left and Right on Fox News as we speak !!,Linklinklink? +"You missed the part where the emails got people fired, and the FBI to reopen an investigation. Enjoy your last few $0.02","Yeah, that equalizes everything!" +"Grass isn't supposed to be this crazy offensive type that just destroys everything. It's not really a defensive type either. Grass is actually supposed to be a support type, I think. Grass types usually get such crazy movepools that if you *couldn't* just kill them with any of 5 types, they'd actually be way too strong. Just look at how powerful Leech Seed is when a non-grass type (Celesteela) gets it. And I couldn't even imagine what a move like Spore or Sleep Powder would do on a non-grass or non-bug. Grass types also really important because of their immunities to the aforementioned Leech Seed and powder moves. They're important because they're one of two types that resist ground, and one of two that resist water. And while there's a lot that resists grass, offensive grass types are often crazy strong, like Bulu or Mega Sceptile. Offensive grass types just get ridiculously powerful STAB moves like Leaf Storm, Power Whip, and Wood Hammer, and the grass types that don't get those or can't make use of them well have Giga Drain, the staple STAB that offers sustain. Everytime I see someone complain about how poorly Grass types are balanced I cri a little because it means I have to explain how ridiculous the type is when weaknesses and resistances aren't all that matters.","i agree with you here, when i was raising bulbasaur it ended up with a crazy moveset that would incapacitate just about any enemy" +Some of his ancestors were probably slaves,Is this cause he's black? +My backyard chickens' eggs are much more colorful than cage-free store bought eggs,Eating grass and bugs causes more colorful yolks than just strict grain. +Can we see a fucking spot or something ESPN?,But I want to watch Ben Leber make eggs with a giant fucking bottle of protein powder on his otherwise clear countertop +CS:GO key binds,Smoke: mouse4 flash: mouse5 molotov: mouse3 he: 4 +"Anyone else who uses West Coast Fitness upset about the future lack of reciprocity between the locations starting in January? I just found out the three locations are being split and the St John's location will become a separate location from the Kenton and Alberta gyms, and members are being asked to decide between the two by the end of the year. I just signed a one year contract with the gym last month, I feel like this decrease in service constitutes a contract breach on their part, and I should be able to either opt out of my contract or negotiate a different rate. Is anyone else upset by this?","If that was a big selling point for you then you should cancel, I'd hope they would let you." +"The best part about people referencing George Orwell is that he would be considered an authoritarian by the kind of people who think shouting 1984! at any attack on MUH FREEZE PEACH is a valid response. The guy openly advocated for socialist revolution, which would put him at odds with the type of right-wing scum that are using him to defend being right-wing scum.",Right winders aren't the type to understand historical context. +Me too! What a great film.,Hahaha we're being brigaded... CTR must not like this film because it's anti fascist. +"Calm down, now's not the time to fear",Have we started a circlejerk? +Found a PC playing the old CS 1.0 in the new Inferno!,The nostalgia! +How many times have refs had to be carted off the field,Not enough times +Shady Pastor to Pray With Trump At Inauguration,Does Trump pray? +My coworkers are taking a long lunch. I'm getting my drink on.,I wish I could right now +LA TIMES DAYBREAK POLL - CROOKED HILLARY IS GOING DOWN. TRUMP IS UP +2.4.,Would this include people responding to the FBI scandal or would that come tomorrow? +Go the extra mile. Use old creosote fill railroad ties. Just be upwind.,"Good god, I don't want to kill them." +My husband bet me I couldn't shave his foot without him waking up. This is what he woke up to this morning.,"Your husband tricked you into shaving his foot, but played himself with the unexpected decoration." +Dude that was serious.,there is just something ironic about a person stealing fake clothing from someone +"If the 3 HN's this week are all plastics, i'm peacing the fuck out. If you're going to pay money to watch this, why not try and get the most entertainment from it as possible?",Why do that when you can hand someone like jason 250k? +lol kryssies dumb ass thinks the girls would vote scott out over one of them if they are americas nom.,Fucking idiot +"There's documentaries on this effect. The same thing happens to professional athletes. It's because they never felt the necessity to learn to finance properly. Oh yeah, being rich sounds *really tough.* Give me a break.","Turning relatively small wealth into a fortune is tough, or else there would be no millionaires, only billionaires." +Gregg Popovich: 'Still sick to my stomach' after Trump's election win,We will always love you Pop +She got that Kung Fu Killer Wolf Bitch stance. I'm out.,Hayaahhh +Somebody gotta be Joffrey,So your kid wanted to dress up as Joffrey? +Nope I love the mage hall,That view over dalaran! +"24, male, works in IT. Carries a gun and eight knives.",**Two guns and four mags Gotta be prepared +"I got a 78 on mine about 4 years ago (Junior year of high school), was going to enlist. Turns out I take so much medication that I would not be able to join due to the strict schedules and refills I have with them. It sounds like BS, but whatever.","I mean I can understand why you might have a hard time understanding why you won't have a steady and reliable supply of life saving medications in a potential war zone, you did get a 78." +Don't mind it it's worse when it comes to the NFL,"Super Bowl I kinda get, since the commercials are practically half the draw, but it's still ridiculous - 3 hour pre-game, commercials throughout... opening intros... commercials... opening kick off... commercials... every 4 downs...commercials... goddammit." +Used to mean wealth. Now it means rapist xenophobic racist coke headed naracisstic asshole,It's the truck nuts of corporate branding. +They're also *potentially* not very significant.,"Yeah, this is the problem." +"Actually, the men in the bear suits are chihuahuas inside pig suits inside men suits inside bear suits.","Usually, we just tape a bunch of cats together." +Harden is the best player in the league after Lebron imo,Hahaha good one +Why is philly being favored?,that actually means the Giants are because this season has taught me we only win as underdogs. +Major League Baseball outlaws offensive hazing; no more dressing rookies as women or female characters.,"I don't think a rule change matters, hazing almost never gets out" +TIL Samuel L. Jackson wanted appear in the background on Breaking Bad as his Avengers character Nick Fury. The producers denied his request as they thought it would be distracting.,With a purple lightsaber too! +"did anyone else enjoy aw comp? i loved watching it, and playing it a lot. didnt like bo3 that much, but iw is pretty fun for me. maybe its just memories, i played a lot of aw, but damn i loved it.","For me BO3 was a t3 game comp wise, I don't find AW enjoyable but I can see why people do Envyus are the best" +Most of my first kisses last several minutes.,Well that's a non sequitur. +"TBF, and even though IDGAF about astrology, there could be honest astrologers who admit that it's more of an interpretative art over a science *per se*. IDK what that would do to its claims of predictive success or truth-aptness, but yeah, astrology *per se* isn't necessarily bull shit, it's just *not science*, but then again, not all truth-apt claims come from science, e.g. cf. logic, math, ethics, aesthetics, etc.",Astrology is *per se* complete bull shit. +"For a thoouuuusand summers, I will waaaaiiiiit for you....","Where are my testicles, Summer?" +Watching this team for 5 years and most hopeful i've been,Dwayne Bacon channeling his inner Michael Snaer at Cameron Indoor +My guess: Are you using Windows 10? Because of so take a look at xbox game dvr and deactivate it. I have the exact same setup and this solved my problem.,tried this one bro and every other single fix there is. +"Eh I rip into him below and else where. I'd be just as upset if it were a picture of GWB or Trump. You just don't use pictures of public figures as targets. A lot of the other shit is either tasteless or retarded, but that crosses the line into inappropriate.","Government is religion, got it." +Glen Eden shops get security guards,"oh for proper community policing taking a view to solving the problem (longterm not just pushing it away somewhere else) with a variety of community and govt entities... instead of having hire private contractors saying that I live in GE and there are problems, this will ensure some feel safer which is something" +Job Wanted - Part #8,Baby accidently kills the girl due to here reflexes and Baby and the others try to escape in a car chase even though Baby doesn't have a actual car. +"Cleveland is 23rd in payroll, so it's cool they're doing it cheap.",That's what I said about your mom until I had to go to the urologist. +I don't doubt this.,Who would you be to do so? +"Are you Jason_6, Jason_7, Jason_8, and Jason_9 too? Lol","I noticed that too, Was soo confused." +I remember a stimulus passing. It was about 10 times more than that figure though.,A 4 trillion dollar stimulus? +This shit,"They're black so we have to post comments which look slightly forced or unnatural like Makes me happy, if these people were white it would be downvoted to shit and they would be getting roasted." +It's a fat roll,It's a barrel roll +"If you could realign the leagues, what teams would you move?",Put us in the AL West because the Central is hard for us. +"H.R. 6393 overwhelmingly passes Congress. If they don't like your news or organization, you are now a Russian spy.",Nothing brings people closer together like instilling fear that everyone is a Russian spy. +"ESPN College Gameday Show Thread If you want a little ting in your tang tang, you can discuss and post anything related to the show (signs, screencaps, videos, etc) here.",Were tickets expensive to this? +"Its a bingo-like game that old ladies play. You play with thousands of other people (Massively Multiplayer), it requires an account that you log into where you can join a server that runs 24/7 (Online). Your stats and progress are persistent. You create an avatar that you don't directly control, but you can purchase clothing and accessories and crap for it.","Hmm, I'd have to draw the line at Directly controlling your avatar." +If you think those aren't working as intended then you haven't read the manual. Try that before complaining!,FUCK +"Why is there voter ID in India and Mexico, and not here?",Because those countries are racist white supremacist countries +I remember hearing about someone else wanting for massive amounts of people to leave the country because they were a 'problem'.,I think that person was you with your earlier comment? +Forearms,I do over hand bicep curls just to make my forearms bigger. +Maybe not do it again?,Minus the landing that looks fun though +For the lulz,lol okay... +You know the 20 health each syringe gives you instantly? Yeah it doesnt get cancelled...,"it's 15 and it's once ever 4-5 seconds, you just can't aim" +E,S +*dropping Jordan Howard for Josh Gordon. NO REGRETS!!!,That was the right move tho +Does this company make and sell microwaves??,good way to get a screamin deal on microwaves +"Good Luck my Southern Neighbours. As a Canadian, May the odds be ever in your favor America. Good Luck with your new presidents!",wish i had voted No +3rd party here. That was a clear PI. Not sure wtf those refs were looking at,I would've just called defensive holding it was more obvious lol +"When it comes down to games. The only FPS I actually like is Deus Ex but if it was up to me it be 3rd person POV. I can't really stand FPS so why would I even like VR in the first place. Besides, that's just allocating more resources to VR than to a remake or reboot. I rather see a better story and superb gameplay than a a game built based on a fad.","VR isn't a fad, but it's still in the stages of being a useful gimmick rather than a widespread platform." +Can't wait until we find out these are all indeed desperate fabricated stories created by the Clinton campaign in another round of wikileaks email releases.,"And when you find out they aren't, then what?" +Why did the Muto eat a Russian sub but ignore the nuclear powered aircraft carrier chasing after it?,"I always figured it was because soviet tech isn't exactly designed by OSHA,the sub had inferior shielding around it's core compared to the carrier.Russian subs are known for leaking so much radiation,you could heat a Godzilla sized hotpocket." +"Sam Rogers, what a guy",Can't think of a better guy to have a game like that as his send off +Just stay within 6 and thon can tie the game,We can unleash the Kracken at any point. +Welp...not even sure what to say about this one,I think it is time to accept that we are living in an episode of Lost. +"Buzzfeed reporter Joe Bernstein tries to destroy the career of pro-Trump comedian Sam Hyde by messaging his ex-girlfriend to see if he's ever raped her. This is not journalism, this is HARASSMENT! DON'T LET THIS GO UNNOTICED!",What the actual fuck. +"And you know it wasn't just the FBI. If I remember correctly, I think it was 17 intelligence agencies that were assigned this important case.",It was the evidence the coast guard dug up that put the nail right in the commies coffin! +"MRA brigade in 3, 2, ...","There are a lot of bad individuals in the MRA group as there are in every, but r/mensrights is definitely one of the better political or controversial subreddits out there." +Not interested in Narduzzi...just the other one...,tough! +I'm old aren't I...,In the *not so distant* future... +Needs more salt.,Everything needs more salt +"Really tired of playing this game every 4 years. Its a joke, yet some people seem to take it so seriously as some sacred duty.",It's actually the closest thing you have to a sacred duty as an American. +Literally every 13 year olds OC on DeviantArt,Original DNA Character - Do Not Steal +Breaking: Topics for the first debate announced,"More freedom More freedom More freedom Wew lads, a tough one!" +"(KY) Father taking money from my trust fund My grandmother passed away in early 2011 and when she died, she created pretty clearly defined trusts for each grandchild, including my sister and myself with roughly $70,000 in each. Our dad had these put in money market accounts and diversified market funds that were supposed to be sitting in there making money and we could withdraw it for 'Support, care, maintenance, and education.' (We only used it for our college tuition.) Our dad was the named trustee and has been the only person with access to this money for the past 5 years (the will said my sister and me couldn't take control of the money until we turn 25, which comes in 5 and 7 years for us.) Anyway, earlier this week we made a call to the broker who handled these funds for us and asked for our balances and they were both at below $5,000 which was about $70,000 short of what we had expected them to be because we go to school in state and live at home, so capital gains roughly cancel out tuition costs. I called my dad and asked him and he admitted he had been taking money out of our trust funds for the past 5 years in order to pay his living expenses and basically not work, which by all indicators seems it would be a breach of fiduciary duty on his part. Where should I start to pursue recouping these losses from him (if it's even worth it in legal fees) and how can I report this broker to somebody, because I'm not convinced he wasn't blatantly allowing our dad to take this money from us?",70k+ is solidly in 'talk to a lawyer' territory. +I've always wondered about the streetwalkers. Where did they go? All online?,"They moved down the boulevards a bit, and you'd still see them in the 2000s, but by now, they've all gone online as far as I can tell." +... Amazon screwing you over?,"No, the seller." +John Fox's retort tonight to NFL Media report that Bears had hired outside consultant to evaluate their football operations: ... there's no truth to that report.,"Yeah they hired Kevin, Taco, Ruxin, Pet, and nosdic." +"People need to stop acting like Islam is this beautiful peaceful religion. Sure if you cherry pick the parts you like it's fine, but it's the most evil religion in the world right now. When your God commands you to kill people, that's not a good thing for humanity.",Like the crusades never happened. +"Also came here to say this. And should also say that. Instead, now I'm here adding nothing. Here to say that < -",2meta2fast +Fairtrade always ripping us off...,"If you buy produce (or any product, really) without checking for damage, you're just begging for this kind of thing." +HAHAHAHAH jokes on them I have heterochromia.,"Then you're a cis-scum, cis-scum." +I heard the neighbors were mean though so it's okay to kill them and take their stuff.,I heard the neighbors had wmds +"Maybe if you went for just one bag of peanuts, you wouldn't need to purchase two seats?","I don't know that this is fstlogic, guy says it ain't the neighboring passenger's fault that he's obese and he needs two seats, so he buys two seets" +who thought banning something would make it insanely popular,Barbara Streisand +Oh Leo,But he's a rich celebrity who rides airplanes so his climate change work means nothing. +"What do you think about the GOP's plans to more or less just get rid of the current versions of welfare and not substitute anything in their place? The argument by Trump and the GOP is not that welfare could be done better, but that we shouldn't have welfare because it's un-American or something.",When has Trump ever personally said that? +If this is enforced and the DEA sends in an agent to that particular shop and they see that CBD oil/product being sold then i'm sure they will attain a warrant that relates to this new classification.,Its just hard for me to believe they will go after CBD oil but not cannabis. +Typical Liberal supporter,Looks like someone who wouldn't argue if they were wheeled into a hospital for an assisted suicide. +Looks like a map from world of warships.,to be fair world of warships ships are much larger and zoom around at like 200 knots (they say 40 or less knots in game but the actual speed relative to the map environment is many times higher) so with much smaller boats and much slower speeds similar sized maps would effectively be much larger also I imagine as in ground and air arcade maps will tiny postage stamp sizes while simulator maps might be huge +"Damn, the sky has fallen so many times since Trump announced his canidacy",Do they check if you can't spell before they let you in the Trump club? +Suicide Hotlines Get Record Number Of Calls After Trump Win: Phones Have Been Ringing Off The Hook,The MSM propaganda machine is at fault for this as these believers sucked in lies and might die as a result. +Hillary Clinton's Health Returns to Center Stage,The Clinton camp lies are multiplying +"Unstable is the only official FTB pack for 1.10 so far - there are others in the works, but none that are done yet. There are a couple of third-party packs as well, like All the Mods - thought you *might* need to download the curse launcher to see those, I'm not sure.",just got the curse launcher... its the all the mods pack balanced? +"While others are downtalking Elba dating Madonna, think about it this way- Madonna has likely tried *every* single kink in the book, and added a few chapters or even volumes on her own. If there were someone (not a porn star) whose name I could think of, off the top of my head, to live out every perverted fantasy in my head and who would be totally ok with it, it would probably be her. So yeah, mad props to him for enjoying his time the right way.",Does everyone have fetishes or am I the only human appqrently without? +CNN Ohio poll 82% voters over age 50,"Well, let's not get too unskewy; we'll see how this result holds up against other Ohio polls and then we'll have a better idea where things stand!" +aidscancerebola,aidscancerebolazika +"I have a lot fun in Mystery Heroes, but if you go up against a team of all tanks, the game is practically over already. Yesterday on King's Row, we were on defense doing pretty well. Suddenly, the enemy team had FOUR D.VAs and a Lucio. 'Git gud' can only take you so far...","Same here, enemy team get 4 dva and self destruct together at the same time" +Hijabi Harley Quinn,That's worth at least 83 lashings. +Kleffbom needs a cigarette cause raffl just fucked him,"Better be careful with the flaming end, he already got burned." +"My deck is by no means squishy. Yes it would be nice to put in a damage spell, but I have tested switching off units within my deck and it just does worse.","Princess isn't any good against mini tank or higher hp units, so if you don't have squishy cards I don't see the problem." +This lady tan is 10/10,I wonder if she smells like beef jerky +Id like to see Israel too since there arent really any middle eastern operators. If Israel is used you can expect to see the Galil and maybe even that gun that can look around corners.,I guess ash kinda counts +Not really relevant but I had an old phone that did this and just so happened to have a headphone jack that snapped off some headphones and found out if I put the broken jack in the phone it would try to send the camera sound to the headphones thus making it silent.,Apple is onto you. +Looks like they delivered the goods right on schedule.,POL was right again +"What are things people do in-game that really bother you? I have a few. * Shooting RPGs recklessly and killing your teammates all the time. This can be accidental or intentional. * Using Doc Bags when they aren't grey. * Leaving the moment they go down. Like why even play the game if you're just going to be a baby about it? * Because of have the Newbies go back to Overkill mod it kicks people if they don't have a set amount of hours automatically. Yes, it's a dick thing to do... Until you host a game and literally 10 people with less than 10 hours try joining your fucking Mayhem game.","Setting up the drill without any skills... (Might make sense in some cases for luring out guards, but specially with thermal drill waste of time)" +"Looks like these were around $25 per cup, minimum goal buy-in one pair. It's not Coolest Cooler money, but it's enough to be annoying when you're sent a cup you can't drink from and whose porous interior can never really be cleaned.",I wonder about sugary drinks and leaving it unused for while... Nice extra tastes to die for? +Decaf coffee should cost lest than regular coffee.,but it's *more* processed... +I spell check the word guarantee every time.,I guarantee it. +Please no. Combine youtube comments with crazy political opinions from family members and you'll get an idea what a Facetube would be like.,It's how you make America great again. +White people should be nuked because... they dislike seasoning.,I'm white and I'm pretty sure they're joking... +That machine kills fascists in cars.,"It all makes sense now, thank you." +Is that where we had to go with this? Why can't he just be the new Tony Dungy without comparing races?,He's the fat dungy +New four-story Adidas flagship store in NY will unveil option to customize Ultra Boosts.,Meanwhile here in Seattle we got nothing. +"Honestly? My boyfriend. He's attentive, sexy and loves me. I don't want anything more.",Attentive is incredibly important. +Fantastic,No matter where you fall on the spectrum...I love you. +Sportsmanship always feels good :),Damm right! +"Once Zen drops, will it beat out i5's? I'm looking to finish my switch to AMD, but the CPUs are turning me off on it",You will know when it drops. +"I've always thought JJ and Ronda should train together, without Edmund of course.",Now kith +Turn Israel back into Palestine.,"And that would stop terrorism, so that means Palestine is the cause of ISIS?" +EU's Tusk Warns U.K. That It Will Pay Economic Price for Brexit,Don't count on us helping you next time. +What is this a game of football to you? Why do you think the situation we are in is good rather than railing against remain voters?,"The situation is not good, it is awful but there are many who are wishing the country crushed so that they can be proved right." +(Sorry for the quality) But these things of grass look like huge sushi,Pallets of grass FYI +MGTI and SUNEQ,The SUNE will rise again +"These guys should be in the drunken, poor mans Cirque Du Soleil.",I'd pay for this. +Trump Tower Security Threatens Nearby Businesses' Viability,Aka fascism in yet another form +So no different from last time?,No last time they should have at least pretend that they are negotiating Constitution changes with opposition parties. +"Thanks, I've been meaning to look into this for a while, it's always annoyed me. Does BF4 have the same option?",it is in BF4 its in the same tab at the top +"It's not for me, but I didn't have a problem with the bio until the last line (possibly NSFW)",I'm puking already. +Rumor has it it's all about the RGB gaming desk.,"I actually hear gaming braces are the new thing, maybe now UK cs can actually be decent?" +This,Jack shit +"I believe the exact line was: WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO OUT SOME TIME? Sorry, but I'm not into guys. FRIENDZOOOOONED!",You're right I couldn't remeber it right at all lmfaooo +If Hillary Clinton Is Charged With Obstruction Of Justice She Could Go To Prison For 20 Years,I CAN'T WAIT +Don't hate the player hate the constructs of a relationship based on trust,Daddy dint stay why should he? +"Lime Lowrider, Grey Stern, Pink Bowler Anything very rare from C3, or 1 Key",breakout snake. +he did pretty well in the games he played in this worlds,Yeah I'd say he was extremely world class +"For only 1.4 million, this complete dump could be yours!",Saw it today on domain when looking at places to buy when I win lotto :P +"Should I buy this? I have nothing to play atm until ff15 comes out and I am thinking of buying a psvr. Heres what I got so far Buy: - I have money - I dont NEED a new phone - I know I like vr - I want to play aaa titles in vr Dont buy: - I already have a vive - I want a pixel xl - It might be just as sweaty as the vive So yeah. I have a vive but I rarely use it for two big reasons. First is the lack of aaa support. I love the indie games but sometimes you just want a full game. Second, its really humid and it gets so hit in the vive that it fogs, so hot that I cant play my vive unless ive recently showered, dont mind showering again, and am commited to hand washing the viser. My biggest reservation is concern that I will be constantly comparing my experience to the vive and im worried about regret. The drift for example ive been reading seems real and thats something ive never experienced in the vive. Im also curious about cinema mode. I like my vive but the res is not good enough to justify watching anything in 2d when I have a 2k monitor. How is Netflix and other such media in psvr? Also, I dont have anywhere I can demo it fyi","Its a lot more convienent to use than the vive and no sweaty vr face, also it does not need cleaned after each use." +Stop dating. Start hanging out.,"But I'm a borderline sociopath who hates social life and despises people in nightclubs and pubs Those are the places where I get most pickups from, trust me, not worth it." +Defeated,"I can't get over the look on that guys face, I'm pretty sure he's thinking about hate-fucking Trump to death." +Why would anyone buy this.,"Because it's fun, cool, and unique." +Did someone say handegg?,You mean America's favourite pastime? +My take on Hillary Clinton and the election. What if she is supposed to be elected but her 2nd in command will take the throne because of her health and that's been the plan the entire time? As in Trump doesn't even matter.,It would be the only way to get an unabashed Jesuit Whore of the bankers as President... Tim Kaine. +"Yea I didn't like the idea of maining before so i've got quite a lot of time with a few characters. Top 3 being D.Va, Zenyatta and Reinhardt. I play so much better with D.Va and enjoy my games so much more that I pretty much just run her now. I have a semi-static team now too so we have positions covered usually, leaving me to use D.Va as a flanking offense hero usually.","Oh yeah, when i say i main her i mean i play her the most, not only her" +We don't need these long posts. Just mute the fuckers who flame or harass you.,"But how does this give me redditupvotes, specially when I can claim to be female?" +"I'm *assuming* that they'll be aired on Twitch as well, seeing as all the eSports-part of BlizzCon is free to watch.","But be cautious: in addition to full last broadcast they started to add short video of each match, and their names (Team X vs team Y) clearly contain spoilers of who proceed further." +nigger,We got a badass over here! +What are some good uses for anger?,Fueling the dark side +Hold your breath and count to ten?,Count to 100000000 and write me in your will. +Tifu by putting a woman into premature birth,"38 weeks is not considered premature, it's well within normal bounds of when labour should occur." +Almost got knocked off the motorcycle by a careless driver on the highway.,That was an awful lot of video just for you to grill her... +patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.,Every gun forum I go on loves New Vegas +"So greedy, man.","Its called business, not that I hate it any less than you, of course." +you can start with this cypher :) Should be relatively easy. T16132513 1726 20222513 2716921 2013132726 271613 13321326xxxxxxxxx,"I don't know if you made that or if it is from rev or something, but this thread is just about bringing people together to help figure out a way to solve MOTD ADFGX." +But it's accurate,"I know, and that's the worst part." +Lavahound in Clash Royale vs Clash Of Clans.,"yeah, becasue if the lava hound was fast in clash royal it wouldn't be a very viable tank if it just speed of as soon as you placed it." +"If I suggested the same thing about black people, I'd be called a racist. Racism against white people is still racism. You're an idiot.","No, it's racial prejudice." +"It is called echo because it represents how Jewish names resonate through history. The implication is that Jews have long been manipulators who have undermined the success of other peoples. The guy who started it runs a blog/podcast, and literally adds an echo effect (and a nasally accent) every time he says a Jewish name. It is only used by neo-nazis.",Thanks for helping out buddy! +Ang toxic ng Gunpla community. Popcorn mode lang ako..hahaha kaya lumipat ako sa LEGO e daming butt hurt sa gunpla,Post mo sa Gunpla Reklamo para mag circlejerk sila +yeah i like having a lot of camos to choose from,I mean we only had two five in the original game and now we've got like 10 I'm grateful and also I've heard that if you get gold camo on all the guns you get that green glowing camo +She's actually begging for Retweets now. We've memed her into oblivion!,By saying he has none...I believe he has already disclosed all of them. +"According to the DoL all the applicants had met the requirements specified by the company. Furthermore---they did in fact contact the company, but the company declined to comment on it. If they really had a sensible argument to question the applicants, then perhaps they should have said something. It's not like this is a local organization reaching out to them. It's the Department of Labor. You don't think they would mention security concerns to them? And they'd rather go to court than discuss it civilly? That's just nuts.","In famous last words of Ultron, you are UNBEARABLY naive." +What is up with SJWs and privacy? They constantly take photos of people and make fun of them.,"Im yet to see one of these 'shamed' pictures come from a man, for some reason its always a woman doing it." +Etho Is PCMR,Probably the only minecraft let's player I occasionally watch I wonder if he'll build his new PC +Something is wrong. Looks like head is separated and tucked into the trunk.,"Also, the head is turned backwards if you would unfold it." +Not the best. He's in the 2nd place. No reason to tone him down.,Who's the best then... +Beads the sash and 90% of NeZha's who use sash to confirm will just continue through the motions and waste their ult into the beads.,The other 10% bait beads because of the 90% that use it to combo. +Dealing with an Arachne 1 on 1 Lately I am finding arachne very difficult to face one on one unless I'm Tyr because of his passive. How do you guys play against her. I pick up witch blade and Hide of the nemean lion. But I feel like it's more me not being able to deal with arachne then it is the items I buy. Has as one got any tip to deal with her?,Run... +Lol aight give him a 240+40% scaling ability,That makes up for his 180% scaling ability +Gabby Liberates a Trash Panda -,"Ah, the sound of Not my problem any more." +Like the idea it's similar to the 11th elixir,The 11th elixir should be added back +"I guess if you're really enjoying the shit out of your skins/weapons and whatnot, wouldn't expanding your game library provide more bang for your buck though? I guess to each their own.","Nah because the problem I have is because obviously I work a ridiculous amount, unless I stay up till 4/5 AM I get maybe 2 or 3 games of league a week and usually play CC whenever I'm waiting around for a client or in breaks or whatever but due to having little time I don't really have the motivation to learn new games or expand my library because I enjoy League so much I always wanted to play it whenever I get time to game" +What do you do when you're family bums you out?,You can't spell slaughter without laughter +how can you wipe with hands down?,"To be honest, it's easier than with your hands up." +I mean at least one of them could be a successful serial killer at that rate,Ted cruz zodiac killer confirmed. +... why?,"Well, it's Unicode support for variables and emojis happen to be included." +How to backup and replicate millions of files efficiently Hi I just subscribed to this subreddit. Being sysadmin for almost 2 years I guess it's high time to do so. I would like to discuss a matter of backuping and replicating a huge number of files. I would like to hear opinions how **you** do it or how you would do it. To better understand problem let's say we have this kind of use case. There are 2 servers (typical LAMPs) to serve client application. Client application write a lot of single small files (about 1-100 KB each) that it uses later as site content (real life example? hmm 9gag or something). Files once written **can** change. We do not use 3rd server as shared storage but we would like both servers to have a copy of files (thus some replication). We want to have some kind of High Availability so if any of these servers go down application will still work and after server comes back to life it should get current state from the other one and after synchronizing data it should start serving as usual. Let's say we have hardware load balancer in front and database replication works just fine. The thing is about files and their huge number. That's pretty much it. As of replication we could use for ex. GlusterFS but to my knowledge and experience it is so slow when it comes to huge number of small files (tho maybe someone of you have other experience in this matter). What are the other choices assuming you want to use free software (MooseFS HA is paid afaik)? And what comes with it is backup (incremental would be awesome). For ex. rdiff-backup here is super slow thanks to number of files. Would be great to hear what other sysadmins think about it. Maybe you had similar problem and already resolved it and you are happy with the outcome. What are your thoughts?,Use DRBD for block level replication and rsnapshot for incremental backups. +Ahri Fanart - Can u Score/Feedback?,I'm a simple man +our memes will never be this advanced,"We are losing the meme race, and China is starting to emerge as meme superpower." +"ELI5 why we hate Pewdiepie. Once I know, I'll hive-mind right up.",He's popular. +Hello to you too...,Maybe he is secretly a dog and is just trying to identify you +What is this universe where everyone and their mum are making these (bullshit) bets? And how losing them always leads to some poor randomer having a thinly veiled fantasy force-fed to them?,Because they are bad at poker! +"They raised the prices for whole Europe , not only the U.K...",Not even just Europe they raised the price everywhere. +From the back,Views like this would make me a morning person. +I don't see the misunderstanding. The USSR was Socialist and Socialist governments provide free services like healthcare and education. In this case the service is ice cream.,Nice repost btw +Hurricane Mathew=Hospital Sleepover!,Best of luck from Canada! +"i say honey, you say..",g +How much did NMS cost when it first came out?,It was and is still 60$ on Steam. +No guarantee she won't fall and break her wrist on the way home...,"Horrible coincidence, back to the club I go." +Starting wars in the middle east will lead to world peace? Okie doke!,What war did Clinton start? +Oh more facts that this sub is not able to handle!,Trump will be surprised +Fiasco,Francisco +It's unlikely you can be in a coma yet conscious and awake.,Co poisoning +"You guys don't complain when you can see an outline of the enemy tank in a freakin' forest, and your reticle turns red to let you know that you have penetration. Every tank is different, and if you think that you don't need skill at every position you're fooling yourself. If you have a skilled arty, you can sway the battle.",Good joke +be on in 20 minutes if anybody wanys to platoon up,"Maybe you should list your console, server and gamertag" +The Note 7 is pure fire tho,I was playing some niggas mixtape on it battery didnt have any problems. +You put your shoes in them. Costco.,"Smh, he means the boxes the shoes came in originally, not the ones in the picture." +"Why April though? Poopy butthole said like, in a year and a half so it's supposed come out at the end of this year?","If the episode aired in October 2015, a year and a half is April 2017" +Where can I find a beanie as long and thick as Ethan's,I need to know +"What is the salt and pepper of your culture? In other words, what are the spices/condiments that you always keep on hand to put on just about everything?","well, being Scandinavian, we think salt and tomato ketchup are spicy by culture...( if you want to get wild and crazy put half an onion in your tuna noodle hotdish...) but my GF and i have every spice we can find and try... and lots of it." +"Anyone could have said Desiring a war with Hitler = idiot back in 1938, but what happens when Hitler desires a war with you?",There is a lot more at stake now. +Have you tried swapping your mouse to see if that is the problem?,"Yes, it didn't change... But R6 is the only game where I see this thing" +Tbf the original stormtroopers were German troops,"WW1 German troops, some sort of super troops although I'm not sure in what way they were super" +(Bill Clinton isn't running for president),only when hillary is asked what she's going to do about the economy. +"What are the new weapons like? Haven't been able to play yet, but what are the new weapons like?",You can go into the creator and place down those weapons in a deathmatch or capture and try them out in the test. +I bought beefaroni because I'm 12.,I know have you tagged as actually 12 +"Oops, forgot AB has limited respawns. But in RB theres always one guy i keep killing and always has a respawn, only for him to finally kill me D:",I only have 5 crews but a ton of backup vehicles for each. +"TIL there was a radio station in San Jose whose call letters were KOME. Their slogans included Don't touch that dial, it's got KOME on it, You've got KOME... oozing out of your speakers, and Wake up with KOME in your ear.","There's also KUMM, the only radio station that cums in your ear." +"Now he just needs to call into CNN's live shows every day and repeat that again and again. Otherwise, our media will forget.","No, he needs to get pneumonia and send an email first to merit any media attention whatsoever." +Justice Porn: Judge Judy destroys two lying teenage girls and their lying mothers for filing a false assault and battery report. Bonus: victim card denial he confronted two tiny women,Teach women not to lie +I drew best girl,"Caitlin looks weird today, did she cut her hair?" +She was egging him on!,wrong +John Siracusa is happy,:) +I was born in New Orleans and lived there until I was 13. Your description is not so far off.,"katrina kick you out, too?" +I would guess that drinking from the hose would have a 100% survival rate.,"One time I turned the house on and a shit ton of earwigs, who had been hanging out on there, all got shot out by the water." +Racism?,"You asked whether he's from Australia, clearly that's racist, you ignorant scumlord." +"On a scale of days, weeks, months how long does that take?",Depends on how long the maggots take. +LPT: Watch a 25 minute sitcom episode while your pizza cooks,This LPT is also applicable to 42 minute dramas and laundry. +Our Lord and Savior Donald Trump,DPRK-style deification of the Dear Leader. +7,"3 minutes, hold me i cant contain myself" +"Crazy idea: If you type GG, you get silenced for the rest of the match. Think about it, it works both ways.",Yeah because nobody has EVER said good game because a game is good before.. +Down low?,Thanks for being a team player. +Odds are he gained his wealth by treating people like he is treating the person that owns the red car.,"Like he said, working really hard" +They are actually all dx lenses so won't I be getting some cut off on 35mm film?,"Yes, the image circle is smaller than corner to corner distance of 35mm film or sensor." +Remember the loot glitch? Good times..,"As a (relative to you) new player, could you explain said loot glitch?" +Get a fucking grip.,Don't tell me how to live my life! +I don't think they'd make the CFP over the B1G champion or even Clemson + Washington (if they both lose). Not with Ohio State still going,Doesn't look like it. +She left them at my place last night,Riiiight +Mickey mouse club,Weren't they discovered as kids? +Cascada - Everytime We Touch,Jesus this sub is like my main paylists... Kinda +Gotta. Re. Load.,That reticule is uncomfortably large +Nico Rosberg will shortly announce his retirement,What...? +I teared up so many times at work this morning while reading articles about the World Series. So good.,Thank god I am not the only one. +Steam trolling every American PC gamer,But The Stanley Parable's baby game +Which movie would be boring if its plot is literally its title?,The Crying Game. +Yeah there was this episode on Dr Who about it. They tried way too hard to be emotional.,it worked +What should we expect from Edelman now? He still has yet to record a TD and most of us would expect more points from him when Brady came back. But now it's been two games with Brady as his QB and still haven't seen much production from him and Bennett seems like he'll be taking a lot of targets from him now.,Finding it hard to choose between AJ (start your studs) SSS Edelman Pryor and Baldwin... but it seems White is filling the Edelman role now so I have a hard time starting him going forward +Congrats! How many beers to deal with the War bond grinding?,Been sober as a brick for ages (both alcohol and weed). +"Congratulations, I've pissed you off worse than I've ever pissed anyone off before. How does it feel to waste two hours fighting someone who doesn't give a shit?",Downvoted. +Summer Rae,Legzzzzz +"What is the average game length of ToS? If we knew how long (how many nights) are usually in a ToS game, we'd know a good strat for survivors",15-20 minutes +Wait give me a few minutes (yes its HA). Are you sure you typed the correct friend code? It has never given me problems before.,"Checked a few hundred times, it was the correct friend cod but it doesnt work" +I think they were Transporter. Sonofagun really clutched that for town.,WHAT THE tarnation DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT ME YOU LITTLE flummery? +Isis video from Mosul portraying life going on as normal,Anybody see that guy just casually walk through traffic at 0:21 in the background? +Forza 5 Giveaway!,22 +Will trump deport all immigrants who won't learn english?,Hopefully illegal immigrants will be illegal. +Bought myself one of the helmets and I'm pretty tempted to try and make the rest...,where did you get the helmet ? +It actually CAN happen something when you report a person?,And *THIS* Psyonix is why it was a huge fuck-up on your part to leave a non-functioning report system in place for so long. +"It's a reboot, JJ Abrams helped out designing this new expansion to make Hearthstone great again!",Lens Flare neutral spell +"At least the Ravens are losing, too?",Patriots got shut out by the Bills +This just in: Donald Trump is TIME's Person of the Year for 2016.,Reminder that Time gave Leigh Alexander inkspace to shit on us from a mainstream magazine. +This Coke machine will let me select any flavor Coke except regular Coke.,The best is when you're stuck behind a mom and two kids who can't figure out which of the six billion options available they want. +I guess the truth hurts lol.,Or you're just rude +"yes, because workers rights were gotten by meandering around with sternly worded signs and singing Kumbaya-My-Lord",Ever hear of a guy named Gandhi? +"We're truly experiencing 'Canes hockey tonight! Wardoclock in full effect too, breaking sticks in the 1st period. Stay salty Ward, it's why we gave in and put our hopes in resigning you.",This franchise is stupidly loyal sometimes. +Soo this means No Man's Sky not getting any more updates?,At least they're tweeting more. +"Digging big holes. I recently spent 6 hours digging out a 4 chunk area down to level 5 for a big slime farm, never again.",Haste 2 + eff 5 ftw. +Who Else Wants a DOOM(2016) PS4 Pro Patch?,"They could probably get it running at full 4K or at least very close to it thanks to it's amazing optimization and the game is just so good so this would be an amazing combo, would definitely play some more even though I have the platinum." +What is a great historic example of someone being caught dead doing something they should never do?,David Carradine and autoerotic asphyxiation comes to mind. +"Most voting machines have an optional audit printer that will produce a paper trail, but not every state spends the money to buy these.",An audit trail does no good if audits are prohibited. +"What a dizzy bitch, she makes me ashamed to be a women sometimes. Then I remember I have a brain and voted for Trump",did you just assume its gender? +Does the soda industry manipulate research on sugary drinks' health effects?,Aside from morals/ethics why wouldn't they? +"Someone fucked her, and probably in the ass too.",Wtf is wrong with you +She isn't going to shut down our industry. Obama hasn't either despite money.,She is against legalization in all sense of the word and said it can't happen because there's too much money in it. +Martin Hinteregger: Rangnick and Red Bull are destroying Red Bull Salzburg,"FUCK RED BULL Football is for you and me, not for fucking industry" +Or less fabric softener,As always the real tip is in the comments. +Back hurts when working with my computer hello when I built my computer my back hurt and yesterday when I was working on my cable management and today my back is really sore from bending over and working on my computer is there a way to fix it?,Ibuprofen OR A fresh install of common sense. +Ben Garrison,Ben racist is pretty much my identity Garrison +"Carlisle on KD leaving: Hey, losing a guy like Durant is going to change your team, but put the ball in Westbrook's hands another 15 to 25 times per game and you've got another missile being launched at you every time down the floor.","An inefficient, bad shooting missle" +Brandon Ingram 21 pts 7 rebs 4 asts vs Warriors 19.10.2016,I'm going to go with the nickname 'Bing-ram' because he's searchin for ways to murk you +But does having new armors really make the game more fun? PVM content is already laughably easy.,The argument is that newer armor allows for newer PVM content which is more challenging. +I just don't get it.,"Bad coaching, bad playing." +Na den andern Nazifressen ausm Osten!,Ungarn? +Westworld is set up so that you actually *can* predict this stuff. Flash has shown in the past that even the hints are deliberate misdirection (e.g. Hunter Zoloman was the one acting under the mask most of last season before switching it out to Barry's dad).,We sure that wasn't just a change int he writing room? +Perez was the Royals best defender this season by DRS (11) and also tops his position in the AL by DRS as well. (Posey with 12 lead MLB.) I would be OK with Salvy winning.,"I was actually just making a joke because the Nomeinees are Perez, Perez, and McCann" +Oh my god I just realized the telesto is the needler,no it's the telesto +Why You Shouldn't Trust Polygon's Comparison Video of Assassin's Creed the Ezio Collection,Reason 1: don't trust Polygon in the first place. +"I cannot imagine how passed out he must have been, to not wake up screaming in agony after she attempted to shove in the first one.",Passed out drunk on about 2 bottles of morphine. +I passed it to the PLT Sgt so I assume so. Fucking Joes never get anything right though.,"Yeah, no one understands the rough and tough PowerPoint life of the average nco/o" +Finally pulled this neat little winston trick off,Dicks out for Winston +Because you have a lot of disposable income.,because you can shame the mean with ostentatious magnanimity. +SHOCKING (it's not): Twitter attempts to censor conservative James O'Keefe,Fox should give him an hour to present all of his findings so far. +"Oh gosh it's been almost a decade. But when I went in for my first pap they asked if I had ever been sexually active and I said no, and then the second time they didnt so I asked them to use a smaller tool. She scoffed at me still being a virgin at 24 (compared to her assistant who never reacted to it and was completely professional), and would make weird comments like you should have a boyfriend, you should have a baby. I found the baby comments even weirder lol.",Eww that's weird. +"Kinda hard to propose amendments when you get so thoroughly stomped in an election that you wind up with zero representation, isn't it? The game isn't flawed. You just don't like the rules because you lost. You guys had no problem with the electoral college when it benefited you.",When did the EC benefit dems so drastically? +"If you're not riding fast, you don't NEED knee, elbow and toe sliders, so you dont NEED the gear. I disagree with this. Having kissed the pavement a few times in my life. While standing, do a little hop, tuck your legs and land right on one knee cap only. It might be an injury that will haunt you for the rest of you life, it and that's at 0 mph. Dirt bike knee pads will fit right under any jeans you are wearing and will help a lot.","As he said, it's up to you on what you feel is right to wear." +"Well, my brother's dog got it's ear bitten by my family dog. Props to my brother for staying relatively calm, despite the unexpected amount of blood.",yikes! +How Hillary Clinton massaged 'embarrassed' Huma Abedin's shoulders at an intimate Chappaqua get-together and jealous Chelsea treats Huma with undisguised contempt (when her mother isn't around),"Yeah, massages and a daughter's envy.. this is politics." +Dead as a dodo. What other animals were recently extinct?,Alan Thicke +Tim Kaine: Gun violence is a public-health crisis,Hillary Clinton is the real public health crisis here. +"Well...what others are saying may be partially true, but I had an acquaintance who was put into a drug induced coma after they suffered bad burns from a cooking accident. He remained in a coma state for over 2 months, because the burns would be too painful. Once he came to, he described the coma dreams he had. He had dreams of being some sort of super hero and being on a mission. He said all his friends were there and everything felt completely real, as real as everyday life but Much more time passed in his dreams than in real life. The story lines of his coma dreams were plausible, but they did have some elements that didn't make sense, and were dream like. He maintains that they were not just coma dreams. He treats his dream life as a separate life that he lived, and feels that all the things that happened in the dreams actually happened as part of his life, but in a dimension of life that others can't understand. He said he truly valued the lessons he learned and friendships he made in his other life. This always freaked me out...makes you wonder...maybe we're in a coma dream right now.",WAKE UP +**DON'T CLICK ANY LINKS POSTED BY RAIDERS FLAIRS. THEY ARE DOG DICK PICTURES**,Just that one guy. +Is he worth a start if McCoy is inactive?,oh ya buddy +We're unanimous about the Eagles fans being terrible. Link me to something you like. I'll do it.,Any photo will work? +Organized Office Drawer,I'm so glad my office is 99% paperless. +"This is the entire movie, isn't it? Just emojis making jokes about what they are meant to be over and over again?",Were you expecting something else? +Will Fuller or Chris Hogan?,Hogan all the way +Is it just me or are fouls not being called like they should be?,But I imagine it's coded that way because it's easier +TRUMP WON the popular vote without CA. Thank God a basket of braindead leftists in LA & NY don't run our politics.,"Trump won the popular vote if people on welfare weren't allowed to vote, too." +Crooked hillary was an ok name but i think it's time to switch to Sick Hillary,illary +THIS. I've been playing call of duty since CoD 4 and i enjoy every call of duty game. Regardless what everyone else thinks. Just because you can't get used to the jetpacks or don't like the movement doesn't mean others dont either. Absolutely annoying how everyone shits on CoD. Don't buy it. Simple as that and move on.,Ghosts is my favorite CoD... you can imagine the downvotes I acquire. +Kindred is gonna be a player.,"Pretty much every young guy we have seen play so far has showed signs of being a real player, what a great draft class so far!" +"Nobody could have foreseen these O-Line injuries, plus without him they'd be nowhere near the playoff hunt anyway.... A defense like that, you have to try and contend, and they did, just bad luck. Bradford has played well with even below average protection (see start of season) but he's too immobile to survive what's happening now. Only guys like Wilson or Luck can deal with that kind of shitshow.",Agreed. +"People who stand on escalators, what do you do with all your extra downtime?",Think about how far up I could be if I started walking. +"Trying out Nvidia Ansel on the Witcher 3, beautiful.",Used to be able to use ansel whenever but now hitting alt f2 rarely does anything and I've missed so many awesome shots. +"Kid tries to cross the road, escapes death.",Stupid kids. +Conor McGregor Interview: I'm the only one at that next level,"Last time he said something like this, he got choked out by Nate." +What could have been. Gina Carano almost signed with the UFC two years ago.,The one woman Ronda would fight at 145... +You can actually E when getting hooked as ezreal and get out. I play a lot of ezreal so I imagine it's pretty annoying playing as blitz vs ez.,This is correct +Pre-Loading for S&M available; potential leaks?,"I don't think so, I don't have much of an understanding of the situation but from what I read about the demo datamine decrypting the data to get access to the game would take a lot longer than the 2-3 weeks left until the games release." +"So yeah I point out to the associate hey your website shows this is $55 but this price in store is $80. Can you fix it? She says No $80 is the correct in store price I respond with ok so I'm going to buy this right now on my phone, when can I pick it up? About a half hour.",That's so stupid wtf +"Sometimes when you try to go fast, you end up going slower",That sounds like some sort of Chinese proverb.. +Why would I get cheesey tots from BK when I could go to Sonic for delicious chilli cheese tots.,"Go get your own cute adorbs dog and fake upvotes, if you want to advertise sonic." +Why are they constantly night servers? Trying to watch some streams and every server I've found is night time.,They could be tied to the server local time as per the mod. +Either abyss dragon is an actual boss in the dlc or we find the dead abyss dragon somewhere in the dlc who might be Kaathe.,"Even if kaathe is actually dead, maybe we go to the past, like in AotA" +The door is the message...,"The message is, Who stole the stairs?" +Seven Left Myths about Capitalism,The reduction of politics to aesthetics is a pretty salient point. +You sir need to learn a little more about the game you are trying to play. Take him to Kings Fall. You have no idea about light levels if you think you can even get a 300 into the raid.,"Well I mean, that's why he asked yo" +tf is neutral game?,Non-super class abilities +"I hope they're saving up, when automated trucks take over the industry they'll have little-to-no hours.","Pilots are still behind the wheel, so as long as the general public doesn't trust robots, (which let's face it they won't) his job is just going to be a hell of a lot easier." +I am baffled as to why this comment is downvoted.,Anyone can come to this sub? +I predict he will be broken and sell Y2 exotics,Working as intended. +20 Minute Vegan Quesadillas With Homemade Cashew Cheese,no just no +Also wrong,IUPAC says otherwise. +online play causing frame drops as soon as phantom summoned. Specs: GTX 980ti i7 4790k I am playing at 1440p and I have settings set to max. The game runs at a smooth 60 fps with no issues. However the second I summon a white phantom or a black phantom invades its drops down to 10 to 13 fps. Then the game promptly cuts me off of online as my framerate is not stable enough. Why is this happening? What can I do?,"Too many summons probably, try to play solo" +Really? Cuz on that bridge at the end of his fight with Luke he swings his saber *quite* quickly.,Swinging a weightless blade quickly in a chopping motion and injuring an opponent who has barely been training for a week isn't exactly a display of talent or ferocity. +"Iraq bans the sale, production, and importation of alcohol",Good. +"I was out with my parents, both of my brothers and their wives and my sister and her husband. A ragingly drunk dude came up to me and asked me out. I said no. He then went round the table entreating each of my relatives in turn to get me to go out with him. He hung around our table for about half an hour in total. It was ghastly.",That's what you get for being the 9th wheel +It's crazy how much playing the game a lot can do. He was able to know the exact range and path zac wanted to take,Yeah it's crazy that you get more game sens when you play more. +T,W +Here's a photo of the racist white male Russian hacker that suggested Trump to nominate Rex Tillerson for Secretary of State,That's a very nice photo of her. +ICs have an awful MU spread. Wobbling pretty much keeps them afloat. They lose like 8 MUs or something like that,"A lot of those matchups are arguable though, we don't have definite matchup data." +This computer was setting next to a metal desk during a power surge. Somehow it survived.,HP Z-series machines are freaking tanks. +I wonder how much of that money went to pay for Stein herself.,Just ask her new consolation beach house lol +Brodoof how dare you? Even *mentioning* that secret character should put you on Y.V.'s hitlist.,But his active become throne 2 is so powerful! +True creator of bitcoin. Aka: Satoshi Nakamoto So what is the news with finding the creator of Bitcoin? I know some have claimed to be the original creator but it seems to be known that these people are not Satoshi. I am looking for the run down of the latest news.,DORIAN CRAIG! +"Tabs vs. spaces being actually controversial makes more sense (still not a lot, though), because people inflict their choice on each other. What text editor you have has *zero* impact on anyone else, though.","Please, if I have to sit next to one more filthy VIM user, I'm going to be physically sick." +"17 years old, physics student, CS:GO rank is Silver Elite Master and I have a keyboard that looks like a Pokeball. Fuck me up.",You look like you started Pokemon as your last ditch effort to meet girls. +MRW I go on yet another Tinder date with someone I don't have much in common with,Girl I'd date you based on your hilarious memes. +Scientology,"If you haven't seen it yet, I really recommend Leah Remini's new show on it." +Accurate depiction of general conference as a whole.,You hit it hard enough it will move eventually. +"Jormag is cunning. It offers power a little bit at the time, and thus corrupts a little bit at the time. So the Sons of Svanir have a blue twinge to their skin, and apparently even some ice over the top of it too. More power means more glory, right? It's a slower process. More akin to training a puppy, you alter it's behavior by rewarding it with what it wants when it does things you want. This same thing works on people too, and the most insidious part of it is that the one being trained is convinced enough that they want it that they will fight anyone else who tries to take it away... It's a play to some of the deepest level thought processes that any species would have had to evolve to preserve itself, and Jormag happens to be able to use it. I'm certain he's perfectly capable of a quick and dirty corruption too as Zhaitan was shown doing, but kinda like being the dictator or bad boss, you end up having to spend a great deal of time running around making sure everybody is doing their job and nobody is trying to stab you in the back. The drawn out training (brain washing) method would make less hastle in the long run. Which leads me to think maybe Jormag was already more intelligent than Mordremoth who's attempts on Sylvari were frequently rather ham-fisted.",You could say Jormag has kept his cool during all this time. +When you play so many phone games you tend to forget what terms are used when and where lol.,B-Brave Frontier? +"Some Beartooth (the EP, some of Digusting, and a few songs from Aggressive) kept the more hardcore sound from Noise though","True, but I feel like Noise was more straight hardcore than Beartooth" +Celis Jr. eyes 2018 Force India race seat,since when is christmas a synonym for april fools +"As a person with strong body odor... You don't know how it is to live with this! I DO BATHE! Three times a day. And I shave my armpits, even when I'm a man. And when I'm done with the shower, I blow my armpits dry with a hair drier, and I do the following: Spray my armpits first with hydrogen peroxide. Yes, pure. Second, with alcohol. Yes, pure. And then, with talc. And then, and only then, do I use Deodorant. And guess how much time it'll take for me to break a sweat. A nasty smelling sweat. Come on. Guess. 40 minutes tops. So by the time I reached the flight, and sat down at your side, and you give me that nasty look of You horrendous human being why do you subject my poor little self to this, please keep close in mind: Darling, I've dealt with that rejection since age 12 for every single fucking day of my life. I do my best. It's not fun for me, either.",I'm going to guess there are a lot more people with poor hygiene than whatever condition you have. +How the Mainstream Media Debunks a Story,"Didn't pizzagate people say there was a pedo dungeon in the restaurant basement, but the restaurant doesn't have a basement?" +Works like a dream. I recommend this to all Windows 10 users who run Edge.,All 10 of them. +Have you seen how overly militarized our police are?,"Well if the pentagon didn't sell off their excess military hardware to somebody, they couldn't very well order more new hardware and keep the military contractors employed." +Planned FTFY,kill me now +"Help!! Christine michael, A Rob Julio Who wins? Non ppr, 10 team","Depends on the needs, but I'd say Julio." +"CERTIFIED BREAKOUT TYPE S; Heatwave, labyrinth, slipstream, parallax, White lightning, Saffron lightning. Orange, crimson, grey, burnt sienna photons, full tunicas set. offers","Painted (Purple), Certified (Guardian) Photons?" +Me in the current event,*No more pokeballs* +"True immortality, as in never being able to die *at all* is terrifying, I mean, imagine being thrown into the atmosphere of Jupiter. You'd just bob and float part way down (at the point where your buoyancy would prevent you from sinking further,) and you'd just spend eternity blowing around in some cold, dark maelstrom occasionally backlit by lightning until the death of the planet itself, if ever a planet like Jupiter can be said to die. But you'd still not be dead then, either. How long would your sanity hold?","I would imagine being truly immortal would also mean being immune to all illness, including mental illness." +Not even that but the Democrats are going to learn the lesson that progressive policies in their platform is not what wins elections but controversy and shit flinging is. Say goodbye to everything Sanders and Warren worked for.,Controversy and shit flinging absolutely lost them this election. +# Kristallnacht # JustSorosThings,"Well once the buildings are destroyed, it will make it easier for Soros to inventory and steal their shit, like he's done before." +"Thank you so much, that's the first I'd heard of that tool, and it seems incredibly useful, so even if these two games don't pan out, I'm already a step ahead. Btw, do you know what sometimes causes the view of the game to just fade out and be replaced by the starting room? Like, too many missed frames, or what?",Missed frames and also sometimes it's used while the game is loading. +He's talked with gay people in the show and the way he interacts with locals on their trips like for example the Middle East one I'm willing to bet he's not xenophobic or racist either.,He's just being humorous because actually trying to defend himself would be pointless. +Illegal dirt bike riders interrupted DC mayor' & police chief's homicide press conference,Interesting. +"How do you use roll rate in RB? I've read many guides about the 190 series, and they all tell me to use the plane's roll rate to get opponents off my tail. I don't really know what that means to do in RB. Could someone explain?","Defensive flying, look up Messer Smitt on youtube, that will show you everything." +Isn't the_donald just the new fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu meme subreddit?,That makes a disturbing amount of sense. +"For the last two weeks or so, we've been missing what we need from raw...","How so, he wrestled Rollins this week and Neville the week before." +You want to share some?,"Sure, have an upvote." +Is that a thing - having Veteran's Day off?,Ikr +WW2 brought America out of the depression. WW3 will bring it out of the recession,Or cause nuclear devastation the likes of which we've never seen. +A true warrior isn't afraid of getting blood on his sword.,Their own blood. +"In light of Rockhold getting injured before his rematch with Jacare, here's a quick snippet of the AKA mentality. It's not a successful fight camp unless you are injured. (Skip to 13:25)",Well at least they keep to their word. +The point is economically the United States has actually moved more right. Socially is the oppossite (Good thing for the most part),"But still, by modern standards she is not a moderate Republican, which is the only thing I disagreed with you on" +"Well that cost is the cost of everything, including the cost of development, procurement, maintaining the fleet, and planned and future upgrades projected over the entire life of the jet out to like 2050. This is also the first time we have tried to estimate those costs. It would not surprise me if other legacy platforms didn't have similar lifetime costs at this point.","I assume the delays and cost overruns didn't help, the whole process just to get these damn things in the air have been ridiculous to watch unfold." +*Alleged* money incident,Yes indeed! +"The game intentionally tried starting a meme, how is that timeless?","I'm talking the story and gameplay, looking back I should've voted the entire FNaF Franchise pack" +Potato,The name Shaman95naruto is just reinforcing the stereotype I have of the people requesting the potato goddess. +me_irl,"Jokes on you, it took me 18 seconds to load this picture!" +VOLTAGE RAIDABLE TNT TRAP,LOL +Why many great amateurs never turn pro,Good read ... Apart from the Cuban guys I never understood why Olympic medalists sometimes don't turn pro ... Learn something new everyday ... Thanks OP +Right wing does not equal neckbeard.,I like all the people trying to ride on the alt-right train and politicising this sub. +"At least that has replayability and high level drops. I'll be playing that every day for the entire event. ~~And I mean, they gotta have at least _one_ new Plaguelands track, right? Right? ;_;~~","I dont remember where Bongo said it, but there will be more maps for SRL." +"You never know, everything can happen. I didn't expect a guardian to receive the season 3 reward skin and yet here we are.",A guardian receive that skin because hirez decided it not the community +China makes stuff as good as you pay them to.,Damn them for not making my $2 screwdriver work for 40 years +Open carry of firearms is practically encouraged here,Connecticut ? +Street Fighter V: 2017 Deluxe Edition (Base Game + Season 1 Character Pass + Season 2 Character Pass) Available for $48 on Steam,"So, kind of like a Super Street Fighter 5?" +Quick information from Its_Epi about the season 4 ranks,"The confusion comes from a change in the rank system and nothing being said about it on patch day, If I'm wrong please correct me but I dont remember them saying anything about how the ranks changed or how the new elo system works because something did definitely change since I am getting way more points and losing a lot more even at diamond where in previous seasons you only got 5-10 points a game and lost about 30, now you're getting 40-70 and losing 130-140." +Imagine being able to compound lifesense. You would not even need much Breath to start with.,And we start to realize how truly under-utilized TLR's power was. +"So many awesome looking games coming out soon! Battlefield 1, Titanfall 2, Call of Duty Infinite Warfare, Dishonored 2, Watch Dogs 2, Final Fantasy XV, and more! It's getting really tough to narrow down which few games will make the buy now list and which ones will, sadly, have to wait. Not that I'd have enough time to play them all anyway. How do you decide among the new games you want which ones, if any, are day one purchases? Release date? Longevity? Review scores? Friends?",All I'm looking forward to is FFXV +Liberators weren't nerfed PvT.,They were vs phoenix. +lol Jill stein can now cheer about her 1 vote,Well of course they are voting for Jill... who else is going to take a stand and ban Wi-Fi to protect the children. +Feels like all these pushing for europe nationalists like le pen and Hofer is really unorganic in a sub like The_donald... is it another atempt to destabilize the region by soros?,...right...anyways...I just wanted to point out that this party is...well to quote the Princess Bride I do not think that word means what you think it means. +"Just normal cheapo ramen... Basically boil the water in the microwave and then drop in the chunk of noodles and let it soften. Then add flavor packet. Gets the job done! Also cup noodle are good too, usually sold next to ramen",whenever people mentioned ramen noodles I always assumed they were talking about cup noodles (though my mom always buys Maruchan brand) +"What? A cross-ice feed for a one-timer from the left circle is a high-percentage play because you've got the goalie moving from side to side with no time to get set. It's my least favorite goal too because it's the same kind of goal that killed us on the PK last year. D gets caught chasing too far into the corner, opening that passing lane. It's a systems issue, not a goaltending one.","I think he's saying the defense shouldn't have given up the cross crease pass to begin with, not that it shouldn't have gotten by Hank." +How do you explain Obama in 08?,With Obama 2012 +"You remind me of the dipshit I saw trick or treating with his kid and wife, carrying a side arm on his hip, in our safe, but apparently scary to paranoid sovereign citizen hillbillies urban neighborhood, surrounded by hundreds of kids. Like literally there is no reasonable situation where him opening fire amidst hundreds of children does anything but make things worse. There aee a plethora of reasons not to do it. John Wayne cowards all over this country. Chill, bro.","Hey now, you never know when some thug is going to try kidnapping your kid from under your direct supervision with dozens of other witnesses around..." +Developer of Crestfall is streaming~,Why bother develop if the plan is to never release? +"It's a capsule to hold the SEAL Delivery Vehicles. Underwater submersibles that can hold 4 SEALs and travel do their business, then go back return to the submarine all while remaining submerged and undetected.","Thanks, it just didn't look that manoeuvrable to me." +5mn of Abeille Bourbon in Heavy Seas (from Oceans movie),That is sexy. +Turkey's ruling AKP proposes rapists be released from prison if they marry victims,Fucking disgusting. +"no ,many don't ,I can speak for Palestinian Arabs we don't see Arabs as better than non Arabs","It's mainly in the Gulf Arab mindset, Levantines are more chill" +thank u im taking matter messaging him,"He might not respond, but there are a lot of admins who might- just look in google" +My girlfriends teacher gave her an extra point for having a creative title,Still failed +If I downvote him it won't happen!,"Quickly guys, it's our last chance to stop it!" +Was bored at work and decided to create some motorcycle logo wallpapers - let me know if you want some more :),"As a person with a BMW, I am VERY triggered that there is no BMW wallpaper and I am gathering up my army of other amazing SJWs, your job will be no more in 3 days." +"No offense, I'm just used to gun nuts spouting enormous amounts of horseshit on this website.",issok I was just trying to defend the US with some things off the top of my head +"Just bought Factorio- what an amazing little game. Keep up the good work, Wube! :)",Just a little crack. +Consoles were never about high framerates.,"PS4, the perfect hardware choice for a gallery slideshow, where the picture looks amazing but changes only once few seconds." +Again. Why was this comment Downvoted while the comment is not wrong?,"Because we're here to discuss how brutal the Chinese government was (and maybe, is), not the US government." +[-:-],[=o=] +"Nope, both Childkiller and Pornstar are missing.",Why? +Goals + assists since the start of last season: De Bruyne: 34; Coutinho: 30; Ozil: 28; Pogba: 23; Hazard: 10,Why include a player who was getting those goals and assists in a different league? +"My Aunt shared a picture of my 14 year old cousin on his first day of school, and this is what she wrote. Celibacy is best!",Remember well the words of this house: Always Put Safety 1st. +Rex Ryan on Brady: One of these days I keep thinking if I stay in this division long enough that dude will retire,So Rex is attempting to employ the Russian winter strategy to defeating the Patriots? +Stupid bitch had it coming.,You're not wrong tho +I tried (sans cosplay),I see you're sans a ketchup bottle. +"I have an Octotank, I have an Octotank. Ugh. NSFW Material.","I have a female, I have a necromancer, Eww, r34!" +TIL Erin the Esurance mascot (pink hair girl) had to be retired because people on the internet wouldnt stop making porn of her,This is why we can't have nice things. +Not 3 of them on either side of the door on temple of anubis. Trust me the whole reason they did this is cause people had fun abusing shit like that for easy wins. And this is better then nerfing like they did to torbjorn on console where he is litterally unplayable now since his turret is so weak.,It's never happened to me so you have no proof that this was a regular occurrence. +"your avatar and flair checks out... again, i PLAY SUPPORTANK, PERIOD, i'm not an instalocking attacker douchebag tard and you don't want me as anything BUT supportank",Preach +"I don't know why you're being downvoted. As someone whose's weight fluctuates a lot (between 220 and 260lbs) due to playing football and working out for half of the year and being a couch potato the other half, I look younger when I'm heavier.",It's almost like people look different! +I get confused when people conflate 4K textures with 4K screen resolution.,"A 4K texture is a texture at 4K resolution, no?" +What makes you shake your head at someone?,Neck muscles diff --git a/chunk29.csv b/chunk29.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..61f414fe36940228c9f64184193b207214d14771 --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk29.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1667 @@ +Input,Output +I want Clinton to win but with as few votes as possible. Voting 3rd party would help in that regard.,You don't want to see Trump's ideals crushed so their supporters know that the views are no longer accepted in America? +"There was no debate whether or not he was useless town OR mafia. They all agreed he was just useless town, yet they still killed him. Why kill him if you all agree he is just a useless town? A useless town is still a town.",Aight that makes sense. +It's almost like he is a fucking liar,"I think he's going to grab social security by the pussy, and he's not going to wait for consent." +This would make more sense if they played a great 30 minutes and then the fatigue catches up. We had the opposite happen.,Teams on back to backs are normally slow to start +"When your dog's day is over it dreams of you, says Harvard psychologist",What about my cat? +"I heard y'all guys like impractically large burgers.... Mac n cheese burger from The Ainsworth, Manhattan","I think the picture quality is giving the cheese a grayish tint, which is why it looks gross." +"Just last night I was to meet with Hitler and ask him who the second in command was. I knew it was Goering, but somehow it was Lawrence Fishburne. I was careful to address him as Mein Fuhrer.",Morpheus is a Nazi....woh! +This* one And that's a mask not a pillow,You forgot creepier* +How nice- a concise list of conspiracy theories you subscribe to. Have any opinions on 9/11 you'd like to share as well?,Or perhaps the false flag Sandy Hook shooting? +well that's great! So that means you're going to come off it then?,Yeah most likely 50mg no effect +"Why garbage? Getting some stacks and doing way more damage is nice, isn't it? I'm curious","It is just so hard to stack, unless you're in a fast combo scenario you don't get much stacks the removal of the ability to get stacks from ability hits was pretty hard" +"4 weeks to learn as much JavaScript as possible, suggestions where to start? I have got 4 weeks of work (due to operation) and stuck laying in bed for most of it and really would like to try an get decent at JavaScript, I like making small crappy websites in my spare time but want to now step my game up and learn something new, I will have plenty of time on my hands and would really like to know where you guys think I should start on my journey? thanks for any feedback guys.",Codecademy +Can we get a plane ejection delay?,"Honestly, I always thought if you make the choice of being a pilot or a tank driver, you shouldn't be allowed to bail at all." +How many LTCs have you met? How many SFCs have you met?,Bad argument-there's fewer officers than enlisted period. +What's the most annoying comment to see on social media?,#firstworldproblems +"Devs we need a proper way to test builds! Please add some sort of feature that allows us to properly test our builds. You cant test a full build in bots (well you can, but its not worth spending 30 minutes to get to max level to test), and it's not a good idea to test a deck in pvp. Please try to add a game mode were you have full control over how many lanes there is, how many card points you start with, what level, who you are going against. It would also be awesome to allow us to 1v1 our friends. Bots are not a proper way to test builds like i said, so allowing us to 1v1 our friends. Means we actually test the depth of our decks allowing us to see what is wrong with them. I hope you guys consider bringing this soon.","Yup, I usually go into solo vs ai and farm jungle for 20 minutes to test the build." +"Should I jailbreak work phone? Ok to preface this, I have my own personal 7 plus so not jailbroken. I have a bunch of work phones here on iOS 9.3.x and am debating jailbreaking one for fun. They are not in use for another few months (only used a few months a year). Now before you go all it's a work phone don't your IT will know. I am the IT that supports and handles all the phones as well as configure and deploy them. I am just wondering people's thoughts and opinions on this. Since they aren't in use and I'll be wiping them anyways before they get used. Also what are your guys's opinions on jailbreaking a work phone if you are the user?",So if you ARE **IT** then who's gonna punish you? +"Anything I can do to help or just let the system work itself out? My little brother failed out of TACP, he's been sitting CQ for 4-5mo since waiting to be reclassed, watching others who failed after him get jobs and move on. He wants answers but as a pipeliner, no one really cares that he's sat as long as he has with no movement. He hasn't asked for help and I'm just a SSgt so I know there's probably not much I can change but any insight would help. Anything I can do..?",Tell him to enjoy Security Forces +There are not enough hours in the day for sleep. I just need one or two more.,ZZ^ZZ^ZZ +What are YOU a snob about?,"Once you start playing games at 60fps, it's impossible to go back." +"Finally, the times of faceroll are over! Screw those wannabes who flash their level 7 mastery after a simple QEW kill. Now if only they'd have to re-earn that level again after the rework.","dude you're just noob i play katarina in diamond 1,5 and i have an hard time doing things she's one of the hardest champ in the game" +"She's hiding something not because she's ambitious, but because she is doing illegal shit and if caught will go to prison unless someone high up protects her sorry ass.",You sexist you. +"Almost done farming to have that exact setup. How did u get the health that far up? Not there quite yet, and have put 10 pts into health, along with a gold health glyph on my heavy kena helm. Note: I do not have undaunted on this guy yet, freshly new skeleton max level.",i have an infused chest with a health enchant and I think that puts me at 18.4k. +canada? bolivia? trinidad and tobogo and proud?,Trinidadian or Tobagonian and proud +You could say you didn't *catch* that?,So we found Adam's personal account then? +"Are SMC's dead? You want a legendary, buy a legendary chest for 1/6 the price. Want epics? Buy a Epic chest for 1/6 the price. Want some commons and rares? Buy a Giant chest for 1/6 the price. Are SMC's dead?",yeah a super magical is like the knight right now all its purposes are being filled by other chests +The WordEmperor in Various European Languages,"Fascinating that for virtually all of Europe, the Romans basically invented or codified the notion of an emperor." +I hope Tom Brady gets in a minor single-car accident that makes him an hour and a half late to practice.,nice +"The top 5 are: Moncada, Moncada, Moncada, Moncada, and Moncada.","I got broads in Chicago, moncada moncada moncada moncada moncada?" +I tried different versions of windows with diferent drivers. Running on integrated chipsed seems to be fine so i decided to return the card and get another one,What model card was it? +"A rant about Necalli Holy fucking shit is he good. A little too good. I kept getting cc'd by his normals and said 'fuck this im using him'. To my surprise every time i pressed a heavy attack he would crush counter the enemy. Even at times i thought the opponents buttons would beat mine i seemed to always cc the opponent to the point where i kept thinking to myself, fuck this guys op (but not that fun to use)",Pretty much +Your computer pops up with a message. Error. ______ has stopped working OWE,User +Can't if Sven and Bjergsen stay because of import slots.,13 replies in 2 minutes stating the same thing im sure bjegsen still takes up an import slot +"Yup. Rey, every single time she is in danger, gets herself out of it. Let me break it down for you. Luke Saved by Obi Wan from the Tusken Raiders Saved by Obi Wan's mindtrick from the Stormtroopers on Tattooine Saved by Obi Wan from scumbags in the Cantina Saved by Leia from Storm Troopers by showing them the trash compartment Saved by R2D2/3PO from the trash compartment Saved by Han from Vader in the X Wing Is encouraged by Obi Wan to use the Force to destroy the Death Star Luke is constantly helped and guided through his predicaments in his debut movie. Rey literally gets herself out of every single tight spot she finds herself in. Rey defends herself from the guys trying to steal BB'8 (emphasized by Finn running to help her only to stop once he realizes she can handle it herself) Rey saves her and Finn's asses by piloting the Millennium Falcon better than anyone we've ever seen cinematically Rey saves Finn from the monsters during the ship raid Rey saves herself from captivity by using a Jedi mindtrick Rey somehow is able to maneuver through a place she has never been before without being seen by anyone Rey defeats (an admittedly hurt) Kylo Ren in a lightsaber duel minutes after holding one for the first time (theories aside) It got to a point in the movie where I just didn't fear for her safety anymore because I just knew she would find herself out of it. It was boring.","For the lost point, people need to remember that Kylo could've been in very any serious light sabre fights prior to the due, with Rey." +Not giving turn signals,Cruising in the passing lane +Seattle super sonics?,Are they the ones with Kevin Durant? +Sounds like something Drew Carey would say.,"Venezuela where the prices are made up, and the currency doesn't matter." +"Oh, thank you! I believe it's too late for me to change the title, so feel free to post the link yourself.",I've flaired the post so people get the idea. +Why do people add letters to peoples names? Oezil? goetze? its on the back of their fucking shirts?,It helps people to pronounce the umlaut I understand. +"The CRTC (Big Brother), can die in a fire. Isn't it ironic that Canada, as a nation, can globalize our trade, but we are held hostage by a government enforced monopoly on telecommunications.","Oh hey, better bend ourselves lower to Robell, because clearly we aren't fucked hard enough." +It was more than a mistake. She willfully passed through her private servers Top Secret information. Anyone else doing that would be removed from their position and prosecuted.,Nah. +"doesn't the quest 1kys come in void w/ shotgaze? use that. might just be me but i can't land snipes with hakke sights, so my perfectly-rolled BNF remains unused.",Pretty sure it did but i don't have that anymore +"i tried 3x in one week, my friend who played Y1 since day 1, never got it, then when we did it 3x, he got 2 of them. My only grief is that you have to do it in hard mode, and i am unable to solo it in hardmode.. its the only exotic weapon i dont have.",I tried 2-3xs every week all through TDB and HoW and never saw a crux but I did get But Not Forgotten last night so I've got that going for me. +Which Matador? 1: Agg - Performance Bonus - Rifled - Crowd Control 2: Agg - Cascade - Rifled - Rangefinder,Flair? +"Corp team I am max melee and would really like to do corp, any tips on finding a trustworthy team to corp with? Reply here or message in game! rs name: X Robinhoodz",Go do some ffa +You always seem to be a breath of fresh air to irrational comments.,Thanks lol +Since when does Trump follows the Constitution?,If he doesn't follow the constitution he's out. +You took this seriously?,Some people take everything seriously if they don't see the magical +"So, to be clear, if she had killed herself with a knife, the parents shouldn't be held liable, because it is one of those methods that take longer and have more potential of being discovered in time and saved. That doesn't really sit well with me. Seems a bit inconsistent in terms of liability for the parents.",I didn't say a word about the parents. +"Let's be real here. Very few people enjoy dear meat enough to kill and clean one, butcher it and freeze it then consume it over the course of a few months. Most people kill several dear for fun, might have one dear steak and then say I eat deer just to cover the fact they like killing things for fun/power",Sounds like you don't know many hunters. +I could see them doing something for Christmas.,It's not in any solicits or Hachette catalogues so it won't be out before May if it's happening +"I also think the ELO would need to be hidden as the win % flairs cause people to get toxic if you were constantly being rated on every game i think that would make it worse. I would hope not, but i think it would.","Even worse, people may stop playing in fear of their ELO rating dropping" +"I dont have any negative feelings towards speedsofters, I just know that a lot of people on here do.",I assumed you didn't I'm just saying the elitist attitude here is annoying. +How did the refs not see dude lol?? Or did they just not care?,I guess people really do need to put +too,also! +"No, thank you. I will find a modicum of solace in disrespecting Trump's stone age ass-backwards beliefs while supporting the hard working and underfunded institutions his tiny child-sized hands are clawing at. But I respect your open mindedness.","You know, if this gets people to donate to Planned Parenthood and NAACP I really couldn't care what name they use." +NP is way more classy too.,"Northpark always felt like 'old money' to Galleria's 'new money', of course I have 'no money' so what do I know." +She saw this post and got mad to lol,tell her it's retarded to get mad at a reddit post. +"Just copped the Y-3 Approach Reflect... I really think they look nice, but so many like to hate on these...People need to see them on foot. Your thoughts?","I honestly think they don't look that bad, probably because of the UB sole." +dicks.dicks.dicks.dicks.DICKS.dicks.dicks.dicks.dicks.dicks.dicks.dicks.dicks.dicks.dicks.dicks.dicks,Pretty sure that this is part of the name of an old Usenet newsgroup. +"the CCU is permanent, but you can melt the package, re-buy (un-melt) that same package and it reverts to its ***original*** package. ***only if it was NOT a discounted package*** you will need to check if the Cat+DFs is considered one of these, once you melt it, it may be gone forever. example: buy Starter package Aurora+ SQ42 for $60 CCU Aurora to a Titan for $25 melt package and get back $85 in credit unmelt Starter package Aurora+ SQ42 for $60 credit still have $25 in credit",I have a cat and df's in my buyback for $300 +"Blaming children for being antisocial when they socialise with each other. If children aren't welcome in communal spaces, how will they learn to become adults?",In school +Slip + Black Chaks Striker or Scorer Black Chaks Upvotes Are Appreciated Let's try this again,You get them ? +And the A-hole of the year parking award goes to......,And the ~~A-hole~~ dumbass of the year parking award goes to...... Fixed +Oh that's what the NSFW thing was. Whoops. Well now I wish I didn't click the link at work. Oh well.,But it really was for research +"No, you can't become ex-gay. I tried, prayed for years, did therapy. It's not possible. Your orientation is not a sin. Porn is indeed bad. I also would recommend r/nofapchristians or simply r/nofap to quit watching porn. No, your balls will be fine without masturbating. There's no physical reason one has to have sex and/or masturbate. Of course it's incredibly addicting. As for being gay as a kid, it's definitely possible. I knew I liked other boys at a very young age. I began to crush on other boys around 7 years of age. There's nothing wrong with that. There are many opinions about what to do with that orientation. Whether one should be abstinent or not. Check out the gay Christian Network at gaychristian dot net.","Actually, it could lead to prostate problems." +My lushen is enjoying it right now.,Glad it went to a good home lol +"Music, Lyrics, Vocals Before the story begins, is it such a sin to take what's mine? Until the end of time?","See, but when you try to rhyme, you'll find I'm the finer rhymer, you're behind or, in line to find mine, don't whine or pine, your rhymes might fight to the top one time." +Stop using your cultural Marxist homosexual agenda to turn my children into satanists then,You forgot the +It's called rugby folks:),"Once you guys invent the forward pass, we will come!" +"My college town had something similar. They also did two for one if you carried it out. Easily the most cost effective pizzas in town, but nowhere near the highest quality. Needless to say, they were a staple at club events and the such.",I think pizza is the epitome of cheap college party food. +disappointed you didn't call me a bat tbh,"Sorry, I'm just a tease." +"Wikileaks: Hillary campaign talking about coordinating spontaneous U-S-A, U-S-A chant with a diverse crowd at one of her speeches. Would be a subtle, yet powerful, contrast to the angry white guy U-S-A chants at Trump events",What an inspiring woman lol +I'm ashamed to say it but I loved the Eragon movie through my whole childhood,"I would love to agree with you, but I loved the books first." +saying that everyone needs a dota business model is unfair,Mmmh playing blade vortex I see +Yup. A falling knife has no handle. Does that mean a falling gun is all triggers?,Yup. +"Lol, I didn't recognize Compound w as the answer to the question about the search phrase. I thought you were saying something like compound with earlier the first relevance reviews in some weird way of saying, And another thing... So yeah, I guess it could have been a little more clear haha. Good luck with your warts. That sounds pretty gross. Also, why aren't you searching using Google in a web browser? You can get Reddit search results through it plus everything else on the web. Reddit's search function has never been all that great.",To expand though I am also searching google +Will Rosberg replace Hamilton as the primary driver for Mercedes-Benz if he wins Formula 1 World Championship,HA +What did he see back there,Things that cant be unseen +My mom called me and told me to take this off my Facebook wall...,r/CringeAnarchy +"Lol, as a lifetime Battlefield fan i'm just happy that i can have two phenomenal games. Any fanboy that wants to feel superior because he's liking a game and thinks the other games as enemies, then he'll miss beautiful fps such as BF1, R6,TF2 etc.",Don't forget infinite warfare. +"Omg, now I REAAAALLY want to see Duwang explanations of King Crimson","U are the super reatard, reader" +"Bit harsh, she played a game. Good or bad, she did not personally do anything to you.",You must not be here that often... lol +"Brett Favre was a 2nd round pick and traded for a 1st on potential alone. Favre's first pass in an NFL regular season game resulted in an interception returned for a touchdown. He only attempted four passes in his career at Atlanta, was intercepted twice, and completed none of them. Favre took one other snap, which resulted in a sack for an eleven-yard loss",God Bless Ron Wolf. +UT is not developed by the community.,UT is mainly developed by the community lol +You voted for someone who said during a Democratic debate that she is proud to have made the Republicans her enemies. I am going to assume that Hillary Clinton considers everyone who didn't vote for her an enemy.,But Hillary. +Vayne ADC has a win rate 47.85% for Platinum+ players whilst the very best Vayne's are earning a win rate of 47.99% with the average rank of these top players being in Diamond I. How is Vayne be currently balanced?,She slaughters in low elo +(Survivor Series Spoilers) As smooth as ever.,They did a great with camera to make sure it'sOuttaNowhere +Rick Wilson and now Frank Luntz say major Trump story to be dumped this week. Wild speculation incoming.,I'm going to guess the major story will be that Baron is not nearly as good at the cyber as Trump claims. +"I can almost hear the conversation. Move your feet a bit more to the right, your vag is still in the picture.",If you look closely she has nude underwear on +Stumbled across this 2 hour cover by someone called Shar Airag Mongolia,This is amazing Kinda wish they would've ended on eclipse though its legit the best finale there is +Truckload of horse manure dumped outside Warren Co Dem HQ,All I can think of is that someone just spent a lot of money to give the landscapers in the area a whole lot of free manure for just the price of of wheelbarrow and some shovels. +Switch to bean boots in snow. Still FaF,If you don't own bean boots are you really in a fraternity? +NAACP: Stop Removing Voters From Rolls in North Carolina,"If they wont vote for Shillery, they should be removed" +Villager in China uses grenade to crack open walnuts for 25 years,1 grenade lasted 25 years? +I declare bankruptcy!,I just wanted you to know that you can't just say the word bankruptcy and expect anything to happen. +"Sorry you gotta be in that division man, love the steelers tho.",Sh you can't say that here lmao. +"Everyone is talking about Ozil, but i think that Gibbs made a case for himself.",Absolutely +We Can't Do It!,This is gold! +ded.. rest in pieces,Where is SSJ5 Raditz +"Beniel Dariush vs Rashid Magomedov This looks like a great fight. They appear evenly matched. I give Magomedov cardio advantage due to efficiency. Both guys have great TDD, 78% and 82% respectively. Close on the feet, Magomedov *may* have a slight edge. Two questions though, Dariush is a southpaw and one of Magomedov's best strikes is left leg kick and another is his counter left. Would that be negated by Dariush's southpaw stance though? I think we get three rounds of great action on the feet, good grappling and scrambles. Thoughts?",I think this is going to be a masterpiece of a fight +She ran off to the province for some fake emergency but ran out of money and had to come back,TL DR; Yaya came from the back... +"What are protesters hoping to achieve? I don't think he's just going to step down. I feel like Donald and Co assume it's just blowing off steam and aren't threatened by it, hence the changing tone of his tweets regarding this.","exactly, they are sending the same message a crying child sends" +It's in the top 30 posts still dude.,I didn't care to check. +"Asking the same question more than twice, it shows that they are not really listening and dismissive when sales assistants are explaining the product to them",But i'm stupid and can't comprehend things usually so its good to double check. +Rather than IW addressing the issue they just released another non working double XP . GG,"They are addressing the issue, the community manager responded in your thread smh" +Texas Agriculture Commissioner Calls Hillary Clinton a Cunt on Twitter,"It's ok, she's just a woman." +I have a feeling the PS5 will be here in a few years and that the jump in power from the Playstation Pro to Scorpio will start a big game of leapfrog.,"Since the Pro launched this year, it would be bad if a PS5 came out in a few years." +Clinton mocks Trump with her own 3 a.m. tweetstorm,Hubris. +Smooth Platform Tech Chase,Waveland turnaround usmash kreygasm +"Nice try, Aaron Rodgers.",USA FLAIR ALERT THERE IS ONLY ONE REAL FOOTBALL AMERICANS ARE ALL STUPID AND KNOW NOTHING ABOUT FOOTBALL +"Class example of THE problem: conformist, teethless citizen who decides they're not going to take part in politics (look up etymology of the word idiot), who give up their rights for sense of security, who have nothing substantial to say, who finds joy and distraction from dank memes.","Be carefull, you might cut yourself with an edge that sharp" +Many salty liberals are down voting everything in here,Yeah I made a post yesterday and within literal seconds you great Centipedes gave it +30 high energy and then suddenly it began shrinking... Sad! +Patriots @ Chargers 06 AFC Divisional Playoffs Does anyone have a link to any kind of footage from this game? I can't find anything and it's a shame because this is one of the classic playoff games of this century and I can't find a lick of it on YouTube.,Sadly it won't be in NFL's Free Game Fridays either as the Pats had a lot of games to choose from +"interestingly his successor at Memphis, Mike Norvell is 3-0 and ranked #5.",Both are fine examples of what new coaches can do when the previous coaches leave behind a solid foundation. +"hey guys, I've had this game for 3 days and I just made my first beatmap. It's short but I'm proud of it. Check it out!",Nice big black play xdxd +Oh hey gyuz what if this has something to do with Sombra.,Nah man this tweet was found months ago it's old news +What a round about way,Why do creepypms posts get down voted so much on imgur ? +Huh.,They're Brazilian actually. +"LPT: If you're talking about a problem, but not to someone who can make a difference, you're bitching.",They could just be venting... +"You sayin all us men are dumb enough to fall for a pretty redhead trying to push me into the belt? Ok. Go ahead, start it up.",It depends on the level of nudity. +Gotta be Hot Rod. It's gotta be the second most quoted comedy after Anchorman.,The best thing I've ever purchased at Walmart is a $4 DVD of Hot Rod. +The new cat is fearless.,"Ok Jim, now just pass me the god damn tin opener." +Bedrock Industries reaches deal to buy U.S. Steel Canada,Is this how foreigners make Canadian jobs? +"Man uses noose, anthem to threaten women wearing hijabs at Edmonton LRT station, police say","Hopefully, he got the new words to O'Canada correct." +"Help me catch up Due to time constrains I was unable to watch FunHaus for almost a month. The last video I watched was probably the Firefighter Simulator one. I just want the community to tell me the must watch videos from then till now. (Not including T&C, podcasts and GTA) Thanks, :D",At some point they made some jokes. +LPT: See a Swastika; Do This.,This is actually informative +2012 divisional hurts way way way worse than that super bowl.,"That's only because it was a close game, this game was humiliating" +"Where's the incentive for max light? So I was running WoTM last week on heroic and after just beating it for the 5th time with a stellar group in less than an hour, I began to wonder why I was doing it at all. Sure I finally hit 390 light, but why wasn't this as enjoyable as it used to be? Why didn't I feel the urge to keep pushing and getting the full raid gear set or the push for max light? It dawned on me that the incentive was gone because the raid was no longer the massive extremely hard endgame activity it was in year 1. When we fought Crota, Atheon, and Skolas, we were always a level under the boss. Crota was 33, we were 32. Atheon was 31, we were 30. Skolas was 35, we were 34. With the introduction of the Taken King, there was no more incentive to be max light. Why be 335 when the raid was only 310? You could easily beat the raid as a 315 with a decent group that knew the mechanics which was preferrable to a elitist group of 330+ that kept dying. The same is true with WotM. I see all these posts on LFG looking for 390+ light, but as a 388 I did more damage to the bosses than the 394s and 398s I was playing with. I only died once with the other two being wipes compared to the higher light people on the team. Unless I plan on pushing through Trials or Iron Lag, there's no real incentive to be max light......which makes me kinda sad. I miss those panic inducing days as you get closer and closer to killing Crota while your heart beats like mad. The stress of making sure nobody dies and nobody taking any risks. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy the mechanics behind the boss fights of King's Fall and WoTM, but I really do miss those days of collecting armor sets because it was a benefit to you.",You beat HM 5 times in less than an hour? +What are the buccaneers going to bring to the table on sunday?,Crab Legs +Cowboys' Ezekiel Elliott leads the NFL in yards after contact.,what was the stat the other day he gets hit like 11 inches after getting handed the ball? +Why,"He's too sp00ped, duh" +Not until we get the Flamethrower Belt Loop for Cub Scouts.,I thought Scouts were like Luxury Cars....All the good stuff goes to the high end cars (Scouts) and then as the years go by they get put into the lower end ones (Cubs). +"So glad my mother recently started talking to me again. If she hadn't, I wouldn't wake up to links to love notes like this in my inbox, and that would be a shame...",Couldn't get past the second sentence. +"Ah idk then lol, never watched this dude before. Was just saying how he came off atleast. It that's how he is then Nevermind lol",His normal demeanor is fairly pissy so you're both kind of right. +All Star But Every Time The Camera Changes The Bass Is Boosted,The novelty of this trend needs to die quicker +"Its one thing to identify that such aggregation happens, its another to try and correct it. There is also the underlying issue of global cronyism - how much, if any, should we do about inequality in other countries tie to corruption?","It will have to be a global effort, because, as the article indicates, many billioinaires get their billions from global wealth." +"Today, a KC-10A lost it's entire boom in-flight.",Can you say piss test anybody? +Awesome Civil War art!,Was good until I saw Spidey isnt in it +She aint nothing but a hounddog.,*Hilldawg. +Please join me in boycotting the new Pokemon games,"You're not serious, right?" +Poor Brittany,Shocked +U.. S... A...,Back to Back World War Champions. +"* I am so relaxed it's not even funny * I am not bitching at the company * They are listening and reacting, my comment is pointing out that they may be more interested in people farming crates than issues that matter to more people because it affects the bottom line * I never said I don't mute but that is after the fact and doesn't really address the other shitty behaviors * This problem has been around since day one, lot of time to fix it * OK changing my tone. How is this? * Putting forth any opinion makes me seem like a self entitled crybaby? That's absolute bullshit. As you can already see a lot of people agree with me so I'm not really gonna entertain your trolling. DIR",[insert racial slur] go kill yourself +"Lower entry point, if enough teams join, it can become a regional model similar to NPSL.",You mean like the USL... +What's so funny? That's the truth lol,Not at all. +"Interesting fact, the Houthis being Shia don't shout Allah Akbar *as much* as Sunni militants like ISIS. Their motto/war cry is really long and does include Allah Akbar bit has a load of references to damning America and the Jews as well",Oh that's lovely. +Yes but for how long will that option remain available? At some point they're gonna stop updating the old client,once the new client is fully out they will remove and stop working with the old one but at that point the client will be running well for every one +"honestly i don't see the reason why you would do that. i only know of a mod that hides the map button, that's it","I'm a pain in the butt about keeping things tidy, it's really nothing more than wanting to clean things up." +"Democracy might work, but the United States isn't one. Everyone I've met in Austin hates Lamar Smith, but our votes don't matter thanks to gerrymandering. Honestly, the biggest reason I will move ultimately won't be economics, it'll be frustration in feeling that my opinion doesn't matter. Smith has had his seat for longer than I've been alive, what makes you think he cares about the anger liberals in Austin? He's made a career out of ignoring us.",I left Texas in large part because of precisely that. +Rare footage of Supercell making legendaries easier to obtain,This would be how supercell gives me legends +My boy trainer Max flexing 13/11/8/4,low key giant poison user +Try trainer Max's lvl 13 royal giant with ice spirits and fire spirits followed by his lvl4 miner? Or maybe a lvl 8 baby dragon that's has the ability to solo a lvl 10 tower? Skills and intuition can only bring you so far. Or is SC actually telling me the secrets to CR?,My trainer is max lol but now of them can stand sparky (except cheddar I assume) +NFL Standard. Pick 2 Marvin Jones @ Houston DeAndre Hopkins vs Detroit Brandon Marshall @ Cleveland Davante Adams @ Atlanta Tyrell Williams @ Denver,Adams and Hopkins +RED ALERT! WikiLeaks on Twitter: Julian Assange's internet link has been intentionally severed by a state party. We have activated the appropriate contingency plans.,"Hey Brits, you mind going over there and STARTING A FUCKING PROTEST!" +"kennyS, shox, apEX and a lot of french pros when they were younger.",Ex6TenZ and Kalidrim look like they were taken straight out of a Darude Sandstorm music video... +Intro to Megalovania composed in My Singing Monsters,"Even though I hate that game, that was good." +Afton Robotics Logo,You genius. +I like yours. Very apt.,"Yeah, rolls right off the tongue" +'Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.': What's in the Box?!,they said its a dr strange tie in so my best guess is that its The Darkhold. +I wonder whose wedding Shanks and company attended,Marco's. +Donald Trump called former secretary of state Condoleezza Rice a bitch in 2006,Hopefully the Gropenatator didnt get close enough to her to grab her by the.... +I think my mother dies that,Of dysentery? +"Summer doesn't know that, she simply snapped at someone saying how's it going? definitely in the wrong.",And that makes Jerry a little in the right? +"Australia, Great Britain and correlation!=causation",Can't really compare a different country to the US. +Didn't they try to copyright fnaf a while back,"I haven't heard of that, might be true." +An 18-Year-Old College Student Created A Brutal Photo Series Regarding Trump's Comments About Women,She's not a 10 though... +Clinton's camp warns attacks on Bill's infidelities will 'backfire',"Well, Trump might be a rapist but Hillary knows how to defend one." +"Noisy cassettes I just bought my first new bike in 19 years and one of this first things that jumped out at me is how darn loud the cassette is when I coast. The freewheel on my old bike is barely audible in comparison. I would chalk it up to a bad part but when out riding I have noticed that many newer bikes are also loud as hell too. What gives? Why is current cassettes so much louder than a good, old freewheel?",Loud hubs gilt you into coasting less and pedaling more. +wat,I know you are but what am I... dat projection. +She's just the embodiment of 'sweet old lady' and also likes video games. How could anyone not love her?,Grandmas really are for prenonin' noobs. +if i get on at the stop in Beechview to downtown isn't there only one direction it travels? or can different T cars go to different places from the same station?,"There are 2 trains red or blue, only red goes to beechview so leaving town red only" +Bill Clinton: I did not have sexual relations with that Grandfather Clock.,r/nocontext +What is going on is nothing short of an attempted coup.,That's a bit hyperbolic. +And Favre with nickel defenses,And Josh Freeman with being a quarterback +"I quite liked this map, defence maps are always pretty fun. I liked that they put some villages outside of your defend area to encourage you to try and push out of the safe turtleing area. Got some RD part 2 end game vibes from it but I think that was just down to it being a defence map, I'd say this map was a little harder cus you don't have Haar to lean on in Conquest (you do get a dragon rider or two though I guess). Takumi's magic trick at the end forced me to reset though.",You effectively have Haar with tits and a Thunder tome tho +*tease it*,*baste* ***^it*** +Game Thread: Bruins @ Sabres **GO BRUINS**,Pasta creating so many chances +"I heard that too, so I guess yes :)",:D +"New York Islanders vs Tampa Bay Lightning - 730PM EST - The IDK WTF I'm doing edition Don't know where the bots are, so let's just talk shit and complain about the ice here!","Give him a major, we need it." +"Good suggestion. I thought perhaps recording the confrontation might be valuable as evidence, but even having a camera and obviously recording might set these guys off and put the person in harm's way.","I believe there may be recording laws in polling places, so while filming sounds like it'd be a good idea, it might backfire and you might get into legal trouble over it." +"Digs that hole a little deeper every day, doesn't he?",He's gotta be close to Gina by now. +Standard scoring Kaep @ Chicago Dak @ MIN,"Kaep, better matchup, Dak more likely to bust" +I still love Matt Barnes,The honeymoon phase has run out and I am not liking how he tries to do too much. +TIL I get hot flashes once a week or so. Interesting,"does it come on suddenly, with a pin prick like itch, that is an emergency itch, that then spreads to adjacent body parts?" +"We tried a bragging thread but it got pretty negative feedback (could have been poor wording on our part). Still, something we could consider with adjustments made, like making it an achievement thread rather than a bragging one.",oh really well maybe another go at it. +"Oh sure, cuz it's the black kids who started a build the wall chant.",I don't see anything wrong with a build the wall chant. +"Pfft, no he doesn't. He's just Kain with David Bowie as his fashion consultant.",Caius is fashion goals. +"What is one thing you find underappreciated about League? For me, I've always found champ ability icons to be neat. Aside from outdated ones like Jax...",Playing CS:GO made me really appreciate League's ranked system. +"In Fallout 4, not giving the unique serum to the sick kid in vault 81 and using it on me instead. The kid will die but hey I don't have that stupid icon on my screen and the permanent 10 HP penalty!",or you could spam quicksave and never get bit +"Westballz DK, M2K Pichu, Leffen's Mewtwo, Armada's Game and Watch, and Scorpion Master in a battle royale would be sick af.",Scorp takes that easy. +"*you could always finish inside her, I doubt she would mind.*",OOC: Because that always ends well. +Amazing that Patriots legend Reggie Wayne could throw his own former teammate under the bus like that.,Maybe he knew something we didn't. +What,Did you get this at the $1 gif store or something? +If an illegal immigrant obtained citizenship there is nothing stopping her from becoming an MP. The only eligibility requirements are being over 18 and having citizenship.,...unless that person gets busted. +When I hear the amount of hoops we make Americans jump through to emigrate to Canada I just shake my head. As far as I'm concerned they should be given priority.,"White immigrants aren't exactly favored right now, sorry to say." +"Oh man, so nice of you to allow farmers to have a modest.. Even average house.",Did you miss the part about without worrying about punitive taxes? +"For all the hatred on W (and I do despise his policies) he was one of the dopiest, most likable clowns out there. I would totally have a beer with him.",But you'd be the only one drinking. +Presley dawson,Bless your soul +What internet acronym have you misinterpreted and what did you think it stood for?,BTFO - Bitched the fuck out +"Hawkeye is fricking popular. Everyone here and on Tumblr is loosing their shit about Hawkeye's shenanigans around the portals, that's Amazing. I hope Tiny co makes super fun of this and makes him the best and most lovable guy around the Academy. AND NOT PREMIUM FOR GOD'S SAKE.","If he's premium, I hope it's a 1 shard Black Friday sale!" +Last Night I build a Gateron Blue M60...what switches should I put in this? gat black / gat yellow / lubed mx reds??,What's up with your caps lock? +It's like Bama in a bowl baby. We didn't want to be here,Our team only loses when they don't actually try. +1.6 Legend SOLO Quad Kill vs Splyce @ LAN,vods suck ass on mobile +"Actually has only 3 friends, rest of the list is made up, he just needs to keep competition going somehow.",random people from those a4a p4p c4c trains. +**PORM**,ehh..nice try but no +"No, I think every sane person watching the debate heard exactly what you did.","Thanks, I guess I was seeking confirmation." +"How so? She made it hard by being sweet, selfless, and awesome? Perhaps if she was cruel and mean like Jasper you'd like her more?",If she was interesting like Jasper I'd like her more. +i don't know how that didn't occur to me...,"b/c of that, he is probably the most valuable NA player, besides the fact he's like a top 3 western player right now" +There is something oddly enjoyable in this one.,Very avant-garde +What actually is a levy?,The thing that Led Zeppelin told us would break. +Special Snowflakes are gonna have a massive shock when they get into the real world.,Just like every other generation. +The desperation is palpable,"Thanks, now you ruined it!" +"Switch an entire distro for a DE?! You have a lot more to learn, my young padawan.","The SP2 is running eOS in this post though, and Fedora has one of the best implementations of GNOME 3." +"It has to be 100% OC. Since the author of the post didn't actually make this cake, I'm afraid it'll have to go.",...he took the picture which we are viewing +No you can't lol,No you cant lol +"Why does FemRyder have those ridiculous door hatch-looking things on her chest armor? You just had to have boobplate somewhere, didn't you BioWare. That aside, it's looking good! I'm getting extremely hyped for this despite my best efforts not to. Every time I get too excited for a game I end up a little disappointed, so I'm trying to go in without too many expectations.",Maybe FemRyder used to work for the cable company? +The forms you submitted about your use of force on my dick last night were not detailed enough and had spelling errors. Re-type and submit before dinner.,"*literally in a shootout* 7140 from 7195, can you 19 to the station for a report that needs to be resubmitted?" +Woah.,You must be so offended right now +"If you want advice, you're going to have to define feminism. That is a loaded word.","Three feminists, five opinions." +Think of it like Elite Dangerous + No Man Sky + Duke Nukem Forever.,"But take out the legacy of Elite, the colour of No Man's Sky and the endpoint of DNF - we don't know if it'll deliver or fail." +"I was super popular in highschool (Oh yeah, I'm the guy in the back..)",sepia filters and rounded edges don't make you older... +Who said sugar is good?,40 years of advertising and 30 years of low fat craze? +Jesus christ what is wrong with that guy. That's fucking gross. Imagine a woman sexting with her child right beside her. At least he's getting shit for it.,it's hard for me to reconcile how a guy can so egregiously and blissfully sabotage his professional and personal life with this kind of crap i mean just setting aside the lack of ethics.... some fucking discretion would seem to be in order +'Some baggage' is a light way of putting it,"benghazi, the emails, it's all hype none of the issues with her rises to OH MY GOD ITS PURE SATAN the way the topics are framed coming out of the hate machine pointed at her hillary's crime is she is boring and uninspiring all the rest is minor bullshit" +As soon as they are found guilty of false advertisement....I'm spamming refund at steam til they cave..,And what if they're not found guilty? +"Is 5% Sodium Fluoride varnish safe? And will using it once have any adverse effects? Just asking since my dentist covered my teeth with this, apparently fluoride is pretty bad for your health so this is a bit worrisome. Thanks in advance.",Prepare to be mind controlled! +What makes Lantern and Dredge degenerate?,Because it isn't my deck! +It's also the only one that has put a man on the moon,we put 11 people on the moon +Wtf was that Iginla. Completely unnecessary penalty in the offensive zone while we have the puck,he got a penalty for watching a dive +"Was trying to start a confrontation, that's all","It was a nice try and any other time I would have confronted you, but this is supposed to be OP's moment." +Guy above me said president and meant precedent. It was a joke.,"Haha that's cool, ignore my dumb post then!" +You mean cap objective under smoke challenge? I'm pretty sure you can only do it in Dom.,Hardpoint counts +can i answer if im euro but not a brexit supporter? im not clear on that,Sure +"Emotional women, how often do you find yourself crying?","I'm a stress crier, so it happens fairly often." +Hi ! This time I made Nemesis. She took me a lot of time and her armor was a nightmare !! But I did it !! I guess... As always tell me what you think about it and give me your advices !! ;D Thanks !,Nem is supposed to be slick and slim +I think there will be a lot more people who will help you improve once **voice chat** is added to the game. The problem is that you have to cc yourself to say anything right now. This means most of the reasonable people (people who are trying to play the game) are the least talkative. Lack of tone in text also means that friendly advice can be mistaken for raging. Game needs voice chat for player-to-player teaching to be much of a thing.,"And the only time you can talk is right after death, which usually is your saltiest time." +Boody aimlock on f0rest @ 12s,"Hand-cams won't be 100% effective, but it will be effective for these types of clips." +Israel says 'no' to Middle East peace conference in Paris,The Israeli downvote robots are here again +I AM NOT A COCONUT PERSON!,look at this guy... plain nuts +"Damn, Skype training. What a deal!",Better be mother fucking DJ Khalid showing me how to Skype for that much. +haha,haha +Zuses build? I want to do a build that uses just lighting. how hard will this to be? and any recommendations of getting early lighting spells?,Zeus* +"I have caught exactly one of those out of the 9,323 pokemon I've caught in total.",one 100% or one 100% level 30? +Altidore will either laugh about this later or or it'll haunt him all offseason,haunt +This story is absolutely horrifying. I hope that women recovers from this ordeal as much as possible. Comments are disgusting. Victim blaming and Trump supporters with the man POSSIBLY being Hispanic. Wat the actual fuck.,Because zero Hispanics are US citizens +Your cookies will be Salty Carmel,I mean don't lie that hit on Drouin earlier was clearly interference. +you look ultra fancy and cute!,Thank you :D +a flood of blood,"I don't know why, but the way you draw the leaking blood makes me want to lick it like cake frosting <3 ;)" +"No,no :) I would actually be doing something productive",Like retirement? +Annnnd there are SPOILER thumbnails already.,Surprise! +Dark humor has you butthurt??,TRIGGERED +"Looking forward to gameday next weekend! Hopefully noles take care of business. If gameday does go to Miami, think they hit campus or the stadium?",What kind of blasphemous bullshit is going on with your flair? +Welcome to erf,Welcome to Moe's +What happened to RAM prices? Price graphs on pcpartpicker show that the price of RAM has jumped up $10-15 for a lot of kits? At least for DDR4. Is this just buildup for black Friday and holiday sales?,Yeah pretty much. +TIFU by dry humping a girl accidentally,Should have played off that +"Well in terms of bicycles, I think nobody rides them because they're so broken. You can't call them from the mechanic and I'm pretty sure they disappear if you leave them out (they might've fixed it though). I love my motorcycles tho they're so much fun to ride around on. This new Biker update is making me very excited for the 4th.","My issue with the bicycles is that I had one get destroyed, but it's still taking up a slot in my garages bike rack." +She ate your candy and washed it down with your tears.,salted caramel is the best +Donald Trump will be the first US President to ever have received a Stone Cold Stunner,"Steve Austin, we need you now more than ever." +Pikachu on the shoulder after only 3km,"Yes, it's based on when you get 10 candies for the pikachu buddy, not necessarily distance." +If you look at this dude's facebook page for his Knife company you will see he is a big game pistol hunter. Has a pic of a huge fucking elk he killed with a pistol. He's probably proficient with big bore handguns,"There's a difference between hunting and having time to line up a shot to vital organs, vs having a momma grizzly hauling ass towards you and having all of 5 seconds to get as many shots on target as possible." +What Is Wrong With the Buffalo Sabres?,Injuries +"George Takei: I Lost Family in Hiroshima. Mr. Trump, Nuclear Weapons Are No Game.",Is George now Bernie Sanders? +"Present advice needed for a 15th birthday Hey teenagers, I need your help! Our teenage daughter turns 15 in December, what's in? What's hip? What's the current must-have? Basically I'm an old fogie and I have no idea what we can get her! Take pity on an old soul! (Uk based if that helps)",Phone? +games now till dec 31 we should get 7/11 for sure,**11/11 OR BUST** +I'm pissed we haven't seen Tony hawk PS2 games yet.,Or the older Need for Speed games... +"It has the title for a reason. Fish weren't suppose to come today, but they did so I had to whip something together really fast. Tank is half full since I am going to shut it down in like 2 days anyways why waste all the rodi water? Also they are bettas, they jump and I have no lid.",Oh okay haha sorry I was really confused +Why thank you so very much! Sorry if I come across too strong dear chap! Sorry again!,"I'm starting to lose trust in you now, you sound like a Canadian." +I haven't had this much fun in a long time playing warframe,160 meters of Paralysis... Holy moly. +"Someone screwed up they have protective boots for all types of conditions, hot , snow, rescue work etc. Somebody forgot part of their kit.","Quick, somebody give the dog a pink PPE kit" +"Where to get replacement new driver sticker? My N was stolen sometime in the last 2 weeks, I need to get a new one today if possible. Do I just go to an ICBC testing center to get a replacement?",You can print a temporary paper one off the ICBC website. +apparently he got a thing with jlo so I guess it's working out for him,I would MURDER to be with jlo circla maid in manhatten +Yeah that took way to long,"Using energy attack striker will be faster, silk can survive but really need the help of energy attack striker" +"Not a gamer, yet I understand. Does this make me a genius?",Why are you here then? +Donald Trump a KGB Spy?,Lol +Jews Upset After Alex Jones Says 'Jewish Mafia' Runs America,"To learn who rules over you, find out who you can't criticize" +Why does it have to always be Hillary is worse or Donald is worse. The sooner people realize they're both pieces of shit elitists the better off we are,Exactly. +Sigh... Trump calls for veto of UN resolution on halting Israeli settlements,"To learn who rules over you, find out who you can't criticize." +"I couldn't agree more with this man's sentiment, everything else about 9/11 is a mere distraction, we must focus exactly upon what we know to be true. 28 pages are a psychological operation meant to take any heat off of Israel by giving you tons of reading material that further points towards Saudi Arabia which of course only exists because Israel wants it to.",Indeed! +Tortured Palestinians prisoners denied doctor visits,Why you goddamn antisemitic bastard! +Erik Braa (Draven voice actor) will do an AMA on 7th Nov,Its not Braa....its BRAAAAAAAAAAAAA +yea from 30k to 50k limit...,source? +"I have the exact same dell monitor as you, I use it for my secondary.","Same, that baby overclocks to an incredible 75Hz!" +Are you some sort of racist? Did you happen to be near a certain black church yesterday?,Lol nice try at deflecting. +Hey Evan Turner is 5 for 6,with like 4 or 5 TURNovERs +But it still hurts a little inside.,It won't hurt when they are all back next season. +IT'S ALL OVER: HILLARY WINS NEW HAMPSHIRE WITH 4 VOTES,"Might wanna refresh the results, CNN." +"I have the opposite!! Time seems to slows down for me out of no where. It's most apparent when I'm listening to music, because it suddenly starts sounding like someone put it on half speed. Started happening a few years ago and it still freaks me out",Might want to check for a Radical-6 infection. +Perhaps exclude deluded minds?,then we get into what is delusion? +Ghostbusters is another PG that would never fly now. Mildly scary paranormal fun... And then then This man has no dick and ghost blowjobs.,Ghost... what? +Him and John wall need to be on the same team,Too late now. +lol what a tool.,Says the assat. +So basically a good PC port. Get on it Sony.,"Eh, like on a PS4 pro?" +"If I'm getting you correctly. It's been kind of confirmed by the games composer that they're making new music to go with new content for the game. Unfortunately we haven't had any direct confirmation, or a release date from H.G. so it's shakey at best. OP just wants to know if anything else has been said about the matter.","Aaaannnd you can't say there is no content on its way, because you don't know that." +He's 80. She can't be that worn.,Go ahead and kiss her on the mouth. +As a F2P player I've never been so happy gambling all my gems and this happening...,Not gambling if you're good :) +Where is the Bayview Shopping Centre ?,"Fuck, I meant Bayshore." +MRW I get a match on Tinder.,TNA: Where superstars go to die. +"Wow, I don't think *anyone* guessed Julian was alchemy.","Right at the end of the episode I was thinking I'm glad they didn't go with Julian being Alchemy, he's just an extra foil for Barry to deal with, oh he's hearing the voice, maybe he'll become a meta too...ah, crap!" +"A recent piece of mine inspired by some psychedelic experiences. Happy Friday, Ents!",You sure that was weed you were on? +I'm confused as to what kind of clutch players Melo and Lillard are considered to be. Is it correct to say this graph marks them as average clutch players?,"Lillard looks close enough to be in the 'Clutch King' category, at that point the circles are a bit subjective." +does or has anyone worked at one of the Taylor guitar factories? I just read Bob Taylors book and I'm really curious about what it is/was like to work there.,"Random and only loosely related, but my dad almost accepted a job as a luthier in the El Cajon factory in the late '80's, I thought that was pretty cool." +I don't think I've had this many friends in my entire life. Also why are they all black?,What kind of question is that? +"That place was intended to welcome the now-spacefaring civilizations that the engineers seeded into a trap. They come and self-identify, ship launches to go obliterate their entire biosphere. The star maps left in ancient paintings led them to that planet, that wasn't there to greet them into some galactic commune, it was literally filled with death. The murals clearly show that the black goo is designed to mutate the local fauna into some kind of superpredator that wipes out its predecessors. The shit is contagious, too. It is so effective that it appears to have wiped out the engineers, too. I suspect that that may have been by design, but happened before they were ready. As for the amount of black goo, the ship easily had thousands of times the amount seen in that one room. From just all that, you can deduce that you wouldn't risk that the ship is going to Earth, you'd do what you can to stop it. The navigation room scene seals it, that ship is going to Earth.","Yeah but wouldn't it have been a better climax if the captain said, We don't know exactly how bad that one ship will fuck things up then allow the ship to fly off to Earth?" +"Weekend reminder: Most carbs are just a vehicle! I forget where I heard this, but I remind myself of this line often, especially during the weekend, and it helps keep me on track. Most carbs are completely useless and nonessential! Usually they're only used as a vehicle to deliver the best parts of what you're eating to your mouth so you don't have to use utensils. But what's with all the utensil hate? Forks? Love 'em! Knives? Badass! SPORKS?! A modern marvel! When you're thinking of eating that burger, ask yourself, does the bread really offer anything more than just being a holder for the delicious meat, cheese, and mayonnaise? Hell, even pasta is just a wormy instrument for holding flavorful sauce (and that's coming from a kid that was born and raised by a big Italian family)! You're doing great. Even if you think you're not, you're still here, trying, right? Have a great weekend, all!","We've been doing our taco Tuesdays with lettuce, and the kids and I love it every bit as much." +"Nice, how did you make the broth?",I always make broth by putting tomato soup in a pot and heating it up. +Mason Foster slowly morphing into a legit starter,He's almost reached his final form with his buddy Compton +He sees them as objects to be grabbed.,Without consent. +What's your #1 rule A simple question What's your #1 rule in DayZ. For me its Dont trust anyone or anything,There is always one more enemy +"Oh, you sweet summer child. You think it's over after the election.",It's never over! +What about good automod saying too diggity dank m8,That's an automod response unique to u/2_pack. +TIL what the black lines in the rear window do.,some of them are also the radio antenna on most modern cars. +7:30?! Josh's dad let's him stay out till 8:30! I WISH JOSH'S DAD WAS MY DAD.,"Josh's dad is your dad, that's why you both have red hair." +They're awarded another Winter Classic,"To be fair, watching a hockey game in Chicago snowy hell is fun" +'The Boss Baby' - Teaser Trailer (DreamWorks Animation),Is this trailer super quiet on the left ear for anybody else? +DeMarcus Cousins crosses Cole Aldrich and finishes with a difficult layup for the AND-1,what is the crowd chanting? +You said we say lieutenant like it's written. We don't.,I'm sorry people are downvoting you because they don't understand phonetics. +"And yet here you are, still going, the planet still spinning, sun rising every morning. You're going to look back on this, 20 years from now, and wonder WTF you were so freaked out about.",20 years shit will get real +Username checks out,Look deeper +is there any good guides on how nodestones and what not work?,You can watch isIinggunz videos but you probably won't find a good written guide in English. +Imagine a phone that is nothing but a hologram. It doesn't exist so it is the thinnest possible. You can't interact with it but it sure is slim.,"It's like a condom, but I can call your mom with it." +This is great. Hope wentz is terrible this year and next.,First unclassy Browns fan I've ever seen +ITT: Millennials offended that a non-millennial implied that they get offended. I'm offended by your offendedness.,This ITT offends me! +"She was about 5'4, 135 lbs, shoulder length black hair, C cups, alright ass (her tits were nicest), pretty face with brown eyes. She was Hispanic.",Nice. +#WhoCares,"Thanks NSA, but we're not that stupid!" +Thats why you replace the song file with the only song everyone secretly wants to hear. HEY HEY YOU YOU I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND.,"HEY HEY YOU YOU, YOU SHOULD GET A NEW ONE!" +Sugar Babies,...your point? +That game was stressful AF for me. I can't imagine how it was for LSU and Bama fans.,Stressful AF +"The worst condition Hillary Clinton suffers from isn't pneumonia, it's dishonesty",Calling Hillary dishonest when Trump is her opponent is like calling Dick Dastardly a jerk when Hitler's standing right next to him. +He should at least be dropped out of an airplane.,"But first shoot the man, before throwing him out of the plane." +What do people complain about that doesn't even EXIST in the first place?,Global warming +Depends on whose side you're on I guess,"Nah, ending on a probable uncalled foul is kinda shitty, but great game overall." +Battlefield 1 giveaway. I will pick winner randomly at 10pm mt.,Hoping for the best +So i've had tongue pain the last few days...,I'd be reaching for a gallon of Colgate Savacol and on my knees praying to jeebus! +E,R +Netflix new original anime.,Why not?They did one of Supernatural. +what would be the first thing you asked an alien chick?,"This may be kind of obvious, but May I see your breasts please?" +Was that treely necessary?,Wood yew just stop with the puns. +Some of the RN's I work with have started saying how bad is your pain? 0 being no pain and 10 being passed out so you can't go any higher,I used to say that 10 was being actively on fire but now I work in a burn unit and can't. +Venus,Oh +"Hes still garbage, second worst swordfighter after Mii swordfighter",TRUE +"Luckily we don't have to beat the Cubs, since the goat will do it for us","It doesn't matter, you guys will choke against whomever you do play anyway." +"You're going to die, and at one point in this world, no one will ever know you even existed.",Best one because it's 100% true for 100% of people and is also pretty depressing +Dream woman,Username checks out +"It gets better. You need the lows to appreciate the highs. Be good to yourself. Don't be too hard on yourself. Take some long walks, eat good food, drink plenty of water and get enough of sleep.",Thank you +She looks like she takin the dick tho,r u 11 +I particularly like when people separate drugs and alcohol.,"Bruh but alcohol isn't a drug, it's a drink" +I told idiots that said Trump would be better for progressive causes to shut up.,Telling people to shut up is a very effective strategy is getting people to vote for your candidate +Did we ever get confirmation of pictures of the salt deliveries,I think they threw it all in the garbage and a lot of orders were rejected +Good luck for your self published novel.,"thanks man, gonna need all the luck if i go self published" +I bought a jock for the sweet thang and I decided to try it on. For quality control purposes.,"you look super cuddly, man!" +Snorlax can too,"Well, fat floats" +I see pity. This is the face of Jesus when Peter denies him.,HE'S LITERALLY A MAN TRYING TO GIVE BACK TO THE COUNTRY THAT MADE HIM GREAT AND THAT HE LOVES +That girls face and her expressions really irritate me... I can't put my finger on why exactly.,I can put my finger in her- I mean on her. +I'm guessing Karl is gonna average 25/12 by his third or fourth year.,This year. +"Not without you knowing something was wrong, you'd be experiencing a shit load of other symptoms from something that far off of normal. There's no way you were actually eating 4500/day. You were just calculating incorrectly. When I was training six hours of Muay Thai per day with lifting on top of all that I was eating about 3500/day to maintain and I'm 6'2 and 200 lbs.","Hm, oh well ill just keep eating everything!" +"The headmaster recently wrote a book called Your children are not your children. It was in the Republic of Ireland in the 1980s, but really it wanted to be in England in the 1880s, or ideally in a Dickens novel. I was punished every year for celebrating Halloween, for example, and they taught Latin instead of Irish - their holiday schedule and curriculum were both fiercely British. This was most evident in history class, where everything was about Britain gallantly saving savages from themselves and spreading civilization around the globe. Ireland was only mentioned as an occasional impediment to said progress, even though *we were in Ireland*. The only event in Indian history we covered, for example, was the Black Hole of Calcutta, and they focused on the suffering of the unfortunate British Christians instead of the larger context for the uprising. As for the violence, it was largely tolerated as long as the parents didn't actively complain. Which they rarely did, because most of the parents were the sort of parents who send their children to boarding school in order to not see them for most of the year. Imagine Hogwarts, but the only house is Slytherin. My stabbing wasn't at the school, but the broken bones and burning were. Also my teeth were kicked out one time. Academically it was pretty good I guess. But some phobias from that place have persisted into my 30s.","Yup, that sounds like a very British level of self-awareness." +Balancing Necromancy Hey all! Quick questions about necromancy. Having played 6ish sessions now I dont find myself playing how I feel I should. I am level 9 and feel like necromancy just isnt convenient in game. Im looking for homebrew items or spells or guides to make the school functional. Ive summoned a total of 11 skeletons. Any help spells tips to play would be very much appreciated.,I'm not understanding what's wrong with it? +You have 30 days to live. What do you do?,make 30 days of hell for others *I need to be remembered in history* +Yep. That's why the thread was closed due to witch hunting,Link? +Please please please say its processor is a 6502... :),It's processor is a 6051. +Do you work in my middle school? The bottle flipping is annoying the shit out of all of the teachers.,Should I feel guilty for doing it to them +"Come on man, no need to say that kind of shit.",You guys are trying to silence his opinion by downvoting and somehow hes the only bad guy.. +"I'm making the point that everyone is different. Some people like lot's of action and think MoS got it perfect, some people don't like action and think Returns did it perfect. Even if you make the perfect balance there will still be those who thinks it's not quite enough and those who think there is a bit too much.",And if you make make the perfect balance then most people won't have a problem. +"How much of the exclusive content from DST is available for me if I only want to play solo? It all looks very great but I just want my own world without anyone else fucking around in it, is that possible? I tried to start an offline world but it said I wont have any of the cosmetic stuff :(",You can set a DST world as local only then only you can join. +Sexy [Insert Politician Here],Sexy Trump? +"What is the strongest all natural nootropic I can give to my good friend who believes nootropics don't do anything? I notice things like rhodiola and ashwagandha, but he does not. He refuses to believe that my nootropics are anything but sugar pills, but is willing to try things that I take to see if it will persuade him. He won't take anything not semi-natural, so tianeptine and moda are out of the question. I do have some kava though. Ideas?","Phenylpiracetam,modafinil,tianeptine" +Was trying for crystal shield 3 with 5 faceted comps Ended making 5 extra ed3....,you should try to make ed8 +"That's pretty edgy, even for him. I mean honestly, does he think he's some brave figure for saying he doesn't like Donald Trump?","Fair point, though Zach does go further than just dislike by calling Trump mentally challenged." +"EU would be the same probably, H2K got to semis and did not even use their import cap, Origen last year as well, semis and IEM 1st place with 0 imports.",Imports have to come from somewhere and it's not all KR so I doubt EU would be the same... +French shuffle incoming? nV is gonna need a new entry fragger and I don't even know who this guy is.,apEX and kenny not on same team LUL shox abandoning his GF SmithZz LUL +He has to be a bit more precise with his statements lul,he has more influence on H2K than Caps does on LCS +"You have to be extra careful in that PvP zone because you get flagged as hostile to everyone, even members of your own faction. Plus if you died he got a chunk of honor, which is the point of those zones.",how big is a chunk? +That would be the biggest fucking Steve Kerr troll,Pop taught him well +How the Arrival Aliens Almost Looked,"While this design is cool and would be great in the right thing, it doesn't look capable of constructing the ships in Arrival." +MapsTD - Google Maps Tower Defense,"20 minutes easy win, got potential if more roads were added and some more options for towers :)" +Thrill swarms were my bitch...actually most enemies have been my bitch,Sounds like a thrilling experience. +We must WORSHIP the warrior caste! HOW DARE YOU do anything but worship them as they FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT TO OIL! Discusting.,Perfectly embodies the last tragic 15 years +What is the best videogame level?,Water temple is by far the best. +I am still confused. Why would you even care what other countries do with their armies?,An EU Army would not just belong to france and germany. +Just saw that Alex replied to a bunch of the posts on her welcome back thread. I love that she knows how loved her and the BS were. I love Reddit.,I wish she'd come here and discuss the feeds with us. +"Um, the poll we're talking about in the parent comment to mine? The CNN article only references difference in party registration, which is about even, which means nothing if theres a sizeable 'nevertrump' vote in florida, as the poll indicates. Its also more likely to happen in FL, given many Cubans would have fallen in republican in the past, but between his comments on hispanics and his illegal dealings in Cuba, he's probably lost a good chunk of that base.","I may have misspoke a bit there, I meant is there any other sources showing anything similar to this?" +11-Sep,That de-escalated quickly +"Liberals fat shaming trump, I guess it's okay because he's a republican",Kuntzman *KEK* +"Absolutely Deplorable: U.S. is barring Christian refugees, but not Muslim refugees from Syria",This is deplorable +Mardi Gras,"Yeah, they'd probably have a hard time with that one." +"Clinton's first speech after accepting the nomination of her party was on reproductive justice. Trump went to Denver and preached hate to his devout followers. Clinton has made a number of policy speeches. They have been rationale, thought-out and consistent with her party's platform. Trump has made a number of policy speeches. They have been a disaster, conflict with his party's interest and conflict with his own statements from the past. Clinton has a clearly substantive campaign. Trump does not.","Allow me to summarize this comment: 'I don't like Trump, and I hope I can make you agree with me by using a lot of bad words to describe him without offering any kind of substantive argument'." +Nah it's bonjo,"No, it's boner" +The Stages Of Grief,"I vote to swap shock and anger but otherwise, good shit." +(They are all looking at the same Lockheed Martin PDF),Must be payback for Lockheed-Martin reading through Yakovlev PDFs when they made the F-35B based on the Yak-141. +Thank you much :) I thought you needed karma to start a sub-reddit. I guess I'll start one in my own other topic of interest.,I sill start my own as well +"If you live in or around downtown New Milford and don't want Texans putting a Gas Fired Power Plant here, belching exhaust in your face for the next several decades, you might want to take a look at what's going on and help prevent it.","Yup, that's the kind of title that makes people sympathetic to your position" +"They're just version 1, 2 and 3 of the same bullshit. They're all the God. Of. Abraham.","If somebody wrote Vader fan fiction where he didn't die in episode 6 and started dressing in a hello kitty outfit, is it the same?" +"A far-right religious fanatic made it all the way to Infantry Division Commander. Guys like this are the kind of people who would participate in a right-wing coup against the U.S. government. I'll bet this guy also supports Trump, probably a good thing he was removed from command before Trump's defeat.","Yoi cross the line and start using g your military position to support other religious nuts when the military made it clear they crossed the line, you deserve the boot." +"What I want for PoE? More FPS, less lags. What I get for PoE? Cloth Physics! Ty for fixes.","You really can't imagine that different developers work on different things, don't you?" +"I know SL5x5 is supposed to be 3x a week with 2 days off at some point. but could i just keep doing it, alternating one day on/one day off?","Sure, just don't go thinking it's 4 days a week." +"But you aren't afraid of a lack of protons, you are afraid of what could be hiding that you can't see.","True, that's the reason the quote was being mocked" +When were they thinking of closing Victoria Bridge to private vehicles? That'll help fuck up the traffic flow!,Only a proposal from BCC but the State Govt is refusing at the moment. +Like I said. I know of Nobody who has only 1 game... Not even youtubers,Well that's your circle +You're joking right?,Why is that so? +"Don't know if we've discussed this , who's your favorite video blogger? MN Luke, ARP, Chris Unbias, Angry Fan, 15 mof, Jayblac, Drect or someone else?",Jayblac shake my hand lil nigga +"Weirdly, didn't it used to be penny for the Guy? Then the yanks and their sweetie obsession turned up, now it's wrong to ask for cash. To be clear, I agree, it's just weird.","Yeah, but the pennies were used to fund the guy that was then burnt in public, were they not?" +Proof that Liverpool CAN Win the League,SHHHHH +Still using my rooted/TWRP stock S2. Thinking of getting a Moto G4 16GB next year for its carrier versatility.,"Try cm you'll love it, use Kitkat rom if you want stability and speed" +Remember when she was the hottest thing under the sun?,I just remember her toe-thumbs +Maybe its a sort of detachable armor like the Chobham armor on the Alex?,The head and feet look too different for that to be the case +Kapil Sharma Booked For Illegal Construction At Goregaon Flat,I will be downvoted for saying this but I believe that Maharashtra has most corrupt sarkari people. +Where does he store the coat?,He wears it. +"If Trump runs America like his Atlantic City casinos, we're all doomed",Or if he runs it like he has ran his campaign. +"I think the idea of this is to show you can be super fit and still have some chub show when you're sitting differently, so you shouldn't feel bad because you don't look like a flawless, flag bellied model.",Flawless flag bellied models look like this too +Wind fairy king viable in Toah? Whats a team that i can implement wind fairy king in for Toah?,"I think so, he'll be able to refresh that Baretta/bomber to do their damage while also resetting am enemies atb, he seems like a solid choice in toah" +"How to fix choke? I've restarted my router, reinstalled game, am on ethernet, my computer should sufficiently power to play csgo (150 fps average), tried entirely different computers. What it do?",are you getting choke in a pug/mm or during valve/ ffa dm? +Wear/Tear is in the sideboard.,"Ah, okay then" +Texas Republican: Gay people were sent by Russia to destroy America,Makes sense since there's no written record about the existence of gay people prior to the rise of the Soviet Union. +"Hey guys! should I still finish LoE and BRM? I'm a f2p player and I saved up some gold to finish both adventures(2 more for LoE and 3 more for BRM) So should I still finish it or go for the new one or just use this to buy some packs(my collection's still lacking since I'm pretty new)?? Arena is not an option since I'm dogshit at it :( Really need your opinions guys, thanks.","since you can just get 400 gold per day from playing friends, go for it" +"Nah, nobody wants a weak, sick person in charge.","That's the thing, it's just coughing they could argue, we're already overreacting about it so it might be working" +"It's because you have to live the shame. If you talk shit, then you have to live with your shit. Bathe in it. It's yours. You deserve it! :)","I just want to delete where I spelled thanks for ____ when a gifted me a thing, from thaks fr _____" +The power of superman is insignificant next to the power of the Dark Side.,Wait you really think any dark side user has a chance against supes? +Mark Zuckerberg is a racist -- caught in scandal,Use ad-block and you cannot read the article... Any other way to read it? +Scrooge McDuck Rogue - Pay to win,"*Remember kids, if you believe in the heart of the cards and are rank 19, all decks are viable : )*" +"Does it have a commitment? Does it have a timeline? No. Ok, then use what little brain you have as to why no one takes it seriously.","Good lord, you can't really be that dense can you?" +Observation from afar and personal experience with someone similar.,"Interesting, Observation from afar certainly seems like an inaccurate method analysis, compared to your apparent confidence." +"First ever trip to Vet'ion, only to get PK'd and then this happens after I die and respawn in Fally.",That's great :D pm the pker thanks +Anything can happen now. He has no rules for himself.,Stupid comment. +"If the devs could, how would you feel about keeping savage where it's at but adding a third, harder raid tier that just dropped sick glamours/mounts/etc.? This way, the current raid tier would remain kind of puggable, but there'd also be harder content for people to try to advance through. I feel both negatively and positively about the difficulty of the current raid tier (I like that more people will see the content and be able to get raid gear, but dislike the loss of challenge), and this strikes me as a compromise; people can still get raid gear with less hassle, but there's still something else to strive for and an obvious, displayable trophy if you've done the harder content (of the most important kind for MMO endgame). Of course, there's still the issue of adding content people are unlikely to see, but if the content is designed with Savage as the base fight for the harder difficulty, then hopefully, that issue wouldn't be as bad as it is now (where the normal mode raids are very obviously watered down versions of the Savage fights, so you miss out on cool mechanics or effects or even entire phases in normal --- see A8S). How would people feel about this?","I wouldn't mind, but that's more time spent on development and I don't know how I feel about more time between patch cycles." +They were asked what they wanted by think tanks and they repeatedly said stricter measures on social security claimants.,Have they considered killing all the poor? +Paid for by the Clinton Foundation,#HERBULLIES #HILLBULLIES #SOCIALJUSTICEBULLIES #SOCIALJUSTICETERROR +"Does Knight still perform better on SSD? Hi there! I just got the Arkham Knight complete collection after waiting out on performance issues (and a banging price). Steam ratings have improved immensely (especially if you check last 30 days), so i thought, Perfect, I've waited ages for this. Anyway, I load the story mode up and immediately notice a lot of stuttering and hitches. It's worse with the batmobile, I'm getting complete freezes and some points, and with the kind of races the riddler gives, this gets annoying. I'm gaming on an R9 290 with an i5 4670k and 16GB RAM on my 1440p screen. The game is installed on my secondary HDD instead of my SSD (51GB essentially takes a third of the free space I have left haha). Settings are a mix of normal and high. Performance test showed an average of 57fps, but I noticed hitching there as well. I did have 15-20 chrome tabs on (shouldn't 16Gigs help?) while playing, and haven't really tried playing on borderless (I've heard that helps) or whitelisting the game on my windows defender. I heard at launch, installing the game on an SSD would help a lot. Is that still true? I really wouldn't mind clearing up some space, but I prefer if my games are on my HDD instead. Thanks in advance!!",Yes. +"Yep, considering mannequins is what we base our repoduction on, the reproductive patterns of mankind will be changed forever. Muscular arms will be considered feminine and weaklings will be considered masculine. Eventually women will truly be the stronger gender.",Wymynnequins Or kins? +come back if you can ever stop being a baby.,Glad you realise it's indefensible. +I already can't get any of them to load.,They weren't meant to be accessed by multiple people at once. +ACTUAL TWEET FROM HILLARY TEAM: Please remember that if you see a whopper of a Wikileaks in next two days - it's probably a fake.,Ahaha; The tweeter is being torn a new asshole. +The most terrifying thing I could possibly Think of.,Congratulations? +"Despite my worries for Trump and his view of Russia, I wouldn't go that far. And it does seem that McMullin is attempting to remain relevant and in the news. Until Trump does something to actively harm American interests, I will not lay unprovable accusations against him.",I'd say that refusing to go to Intel briefings is actively harming us interests +Isn't there the ability to ride a Charizard the same way though?,"Says in the article that there's no soaring through the sky, and that was only in OR/AS." +90% of those people don't really care all that much because it wasn't them.,Speak for yourself until you have a better understanding of the diversity of thought in America. +Nice good to know. What is the brand of the third party one?,I believe Nyko +Hahaha. Same. Like it's a challenge now to get a trade. I'm going to fucking do this. I have 10 days!,I'm just gonna say fuck it and trade Bell for a kicker if that doesn't get rejected too haha. +Who needs a tumble dryer when you have sli gtx480s drying your jeans,I actually know someone with SLI 480s +So bon matin is *Canadian.* I wondered why people were saying it. I didn't think it was right but I understand now.,"It is *said* in Canada, under the influence of English (first English natives thay didn't know any better calqued their good morning idiom, then French natives started saying it too), but every Canadian dictionary condemns its use as an anglicism." +How to not get caught in the stimulant rabbit hole?,You don't need that much to study. +It's the sugar-plastic stuff on the outside of a wedding cake.,You mean marzipan? +"This Is The Smallest, Most Powerful 4K Gaming PC You've Ever Seen",Why are there no comparison pictures to show off how small it is when it is literally an article trying to show off how small it is? +"#UNDER A TRUMP ADMINISTRATION, NO AMERICAN CITIZEN WILL EVER FEEL THAT THEIR NEEDS COME SECOND TO THE CITIZENS OF FOREIGN GALAXIES. #LIZARD PEOPLE, FISH PEOPLE, GREYS, ARCTURIANS, KLINGONS, AND PLEIADIANS... WE WILL FIND YOU, WE WILL DESTROY YOU, AND WE WILL WIN AND WIN FAST. #BELIEVE ME.",sleestacks... +The Disturbing Details Of The Derrick Rose Gang Rape Case,What's a sex belt? +What happened in 1996?,Short-term gains started to look like really the only sensible move? +No such thing as Islamophobia A phobia is an irrational fear.,"I'd argue Islamophobic people irrationally fear that most Muslims are terrorists, and specifically to the US, that most terrorism is by Muslims." +"I don't want to link a username or to a post per reddit's harassment rules, just take the time to read through posts in this sub from today if you are curious. If you read in here often you'll be aware that it's a recurrent them.",Police show thread? +Major GOP donors are asking Trump for their money back,Giving this man money now is like investing in blockbuster in 2009 +"A hardcore DC fan calling Marvel fans, butthurt is hilariously ironic. Hasn't like, most of DC drama lately been nothing but DC fans losing their minds because people were criticizing Suicide Squad...?",Tbh both sides are butthurt about something usually. +slacks and purge is the best relationship in dota,BibleThump Dendi & Puppey BibleThump +She opened a Medicare account btw,Don't tell that to Paul Ryan. +"So obvious that the Clinton Foundation is just a slush fund for Clinton political logistics and a means of skirting campaign finance law. Now when you can see the inside discussion of how to maintain the facade of charity work, knowing full well that isn't the actual goal, it is time to move in and start making arrests. This shit cannot be allowed to continue!","How about (just hear me out on this) we stand back, and investigate the CF for the next 5-10 years, instead, while letting them continue business as usual?" +And how will you get gold then if you remove last hitting?,Being near dying creeps +So when will Odyssey be released for Console? Is it next month instead?,They have said next week (fingers crossed) +Rate my first unusual?,"Theres a mega thread about unboxings, post it there." +Christian (Or now Christine) Weston Chandler. I guess you missed christory month?,This that Chris Chan thing? +"TIL The astronauts in the Challenger Explosion survived the initial explosion and survived for nearly three minutes, until the cabin crashed into the ocean at a speed of 200 MPH","They were likely unconscious by then, but there is no way of knowing." +Game's been out almost a year now. Putting up 20k+ kills with one weapon isn't really all that hardcore.,I know +Keeps telling me code is invalid but earlier when I entered a code it told me that the code was already redeemed.,I don't why +Arrow was never good.,Ratings and critical reception disagree with you as far as seasons 1 and 2 go. +"He'd never make it through the primary. He might be able to run for governor (again) or Senate in a moderate state, but his sort of conservatism is dead on the national level.","It's certainly dead within the Republican party, but there may still be interest in actual conservatism with independents and moderate Republicans." +with ur moms mouth,Saw that cuming +MRW I have to wake my roommate up at 5am for a job she hates and I'm still a little bit drunk,Love this gif +"Lol the fact that you think I'm brainwashed by the left is absolutely hilarious. I do not support any sort of movement which intends to strengthen the power of government or play identity politics, both of which Nationalism does. This isn't Europe. Nationalism is not welcome.",Nationalism isn't exactly welcome in europe +How Theresa May can deliver the Goldilocks solution to Brexit: neither soft nor hard but the one that serves the country best | William Hague,Or we could just have a hard Brexit. +wtf does this sentence mean?,You must not play dynasty +"Tulsi Gabbard, a socialist sympathizer, should NOT be our Sec. of State!",Anyone suggesting her is just trying to promote the democrats 3rd string personalities. +"@realDonaldTrump: Dummy writer @tonyschwartz, who wanted to do a second book with me for years (I said no), is now a hostile basket case who feels jilted!",I am comfy in my basket of deplorables enjoying daddy's late nite shitposts. +"Anybody else think Obama and the dems are vindictive and brazen enough to resort to scorched earth tactics to sabotage Trump? Suppose that internal polling is painting a more dire picture for dems than they're letting on and it becomes obvious that Trump is the next POTUS. Is Obama treacherous enough to escalate in the middle east and with Russia before kicking the can to Trump? If Hillary wins, it is what they want anyway. If Trump wins, they scapegoat him for the mess they made and try to paint him as the second coming of dubya to make the case for whatever candidate they scare up in 2020.",Well Billy boy bombed a country to distract from a blow job. +How old are you? Need to be 21 to buy and conceal a handgun.... smh,"It's 21 to buy, but IIRC in some states you can get a carry permit at 18 and legally have a handgun gifted to you." +"The way politicaldiscussion is going you would think the only states left that is Clinton certain are NY, California, and Hawaii.","Oh, yeah, Trump signs everywhere here in Seattle." +"China can leash North Korea, Pakistan is just waiting to fuck up some hindus (thats their leash, kinda really into that). What would Iran's be? Thats my concern when a nation like Iran or Iraq thumb around the idea of having nukes. Religion did poison the whole deal with making Israel, cause I mean they planted a brand new nation on Earth (mind you, it wasn't ever a state anyways, so there is that sticky thing too) in an area that still marries off kids at 12 to 60 year olds and has expectations to get hit twice a week, who hold thoughts grounded in 7th century camel crap, pedestalling Sir Abhorrent and fueling Islam. This is the caliber of people we are entertaining letting have nukes just so they can be less mad at us for toppling despotic regimes. And sadly Saudi Arabia happens to sit on a huge source of modern civilization life blood. Hopefully in 40 years, we won't need em but till then they get to have a hand of cards at the table.",China controls Pakistan too +"Tip for tight closets: whenever you wear something and put it back, place it at one end. Shirts and pants that make it to the other end you should probably consider getting rid of.","Ah, another fan of the bubble sort method, I see." +I'm in favor of the death penalty for crimes like: - child molestation - serial/mass killings - talking on the phone during movies But what they're trying to do here is just them trying to legalize their EJKs. C'mon now.,"~one of these thigs, is not like the others." +This guy on CNN's advice to Hillary: Stop yelling. Sigh.,STOP SOUNDING LIKE A WOMAN AND SOUND LIKE A MAN HILLARY! +Does this mean the Democrats will turn into the *Party of No*!?,Hopefully more like the party of more people voted for anyone other than Trump. +Fun fact A&M is undefeated at Jordan Hare since joining the SEC. A&M is also 0-2 at Kyle field.,You guys have only played 2 games at Kyle Field since you joined the SEC? +The CEO of Square enix is the True Final Boss of FFXV,I waited 10 years for this.... worth +"Never play Millhouse, period.",:( +"I don't think Americans use the term First Nation, do they?",Lived here for 19 years and have never heard that once. +How it's like to be a girl in Germany right now,"People say that igthft is declining, and I think posting cute vids here really nails it." +Easiest way for me to get it through people's head that we wouldn't stand a chance is to remind them of Trent Richardson. Dude came through Bama and was a beast of a running back and a heisman contender. Dude went to the NFL and was a complete bust.,This is a really great example +New John Wick poster,Can someone remove the words 'COMING SOON'? +I wish I could wipe current thoughts from my mind like I can close running apps on my phone.,Smoke some weed. +I don't like my boyfriend's friends,What don't you like about them? +No Country for Old Men That was a fun and suspenseful ride.,Watching the Hotel Scene for the first time was incredible. +"Undertale, I'm surprised it's not on here yet.","Toby Fox knows his leitmotifs, and it's what makes the soundtrack *so damn good*." +"Shit, that tactic has been gold since before there were Nazis!",When you call someone HITLER you've lost. +"Yes, but it still needs to be paid for. These are publicly traded companies. They don't do anything for the passion.","I dunno, our (US) national debt tells me otherwise." +"I love how his description is I am a hacker, you cannot trace me gets banned by sony",Backtraced it +"Surprised we haven't seen a mod yet that makes this possible, or a mod that brings old fashioned card games and slot machines to the commonwealth",*cough* caravan *cough* +Alberta Teachers Instructed To Replace Boys & Girls with Comrades,Is this what McCarthy tried to warn us of? +"Donna Brazile on Twitter: This is an election, and the goal is to come out the winner - I had to cheat against Bernie and give questions to Hillary. This election was too important to let Bernie win it.","How could a Hillary supporter read this and think this is alright, it must get exhausting constantly lying to yourself into thinking that Hillary is a legit candidate." +"I don't want him to fail, I've been on the Dak hype train since the beginning and I'm still excited to see his future a Cowboy. That does not mean he is above criticism though.","No, sir, ONLY the Romo may be criticized here." +Whatever helps you sleep at night.,"So, facts?" +Has there been anyone in the last 18 months who said bad things about Trump after interacting with him in person in a behind-the-scenes setting?,Somehow everyone who interacts with him seems to forget that Trump is expert at telling everyone what they want to hear. +"It was obviously not that simple, as he was doing ovals. His car would go straight for a while, then turn, rinse repeat. So he was using some type of software.","Maybe he was talking shit and manually did that just to get under your skin, which he seems to have done." +One time in a lecture I looked up from my phone to see the person in front of me looking at the same reddit thread as me on her computer.,Was it this thread? +"And you know, one of the major party nominees may openly state that the election was fraudulent, and go as far as suggesting open and armed rebellion, which would not be great for the tensions you are referring to.",Wouldn't that be sedition? +"I'm a tourist currently in India. I have about $2,000 USD in 500 rupee notes. What do I do? I obviously have no Indian bank account. I probably have less than 1,000 rupees in smaller notes.","Please visit any local bank or Post office, present those cash, your passport and you will get the cash." +I'd keep them a couple of decades to sell them to a meme-antiquarian. Memes of the first and last black president will be worth quite a bit.,long term meme investment is the way forward +"To everyone in these comments, would you sell them if you got them? I personally would, I could use the money much more than the shoes, but I am wondering about most other redditors.",Hell yes I would. +"Report: Coal power doesn't help the poor. The report is strikingly counter-intuitive: on the whole, building coal power plants does little to help the poor, and often it can actually make them poorer.",The author makes some very interesting points. +Ban everything. It's the only way to be fair.,"Or allow everything since it seems to be hijab vs headbands, hats, sweatshirts, etc." +"Don't worry about it, it's a cat not a baby.",:-) +Standard Fender-less and Wide Retro Comet,Would it be possible to glitch the fenders off like you can the spoiler or various body mods on other cars? +"What do you wish you had started doing in your 20s? Exercising? Saving? Promiscuity? :) Youth is wasted on the young, amIright?",My biggest regret is spending 25 extra years in a crazy emotionally-abusive religion because I lacked the assertiveness to walk away. +My favorite was when he insulted Hillary for preparing lol,"She knew he would too, and had a prepared response memorized..." +Member old servers?,Back in ye olden days! +They called Hillary supporters paid CTR shills. TIL that Trump has his own version of that. Total spent on the 2016 election: CTR: $9.6M Cambridge Analytica: $19.3M,"Don't forget about Revolution Messaging, comrade." +Wife said it couldn't be done,Where's the cat? +"The flashlight is already viable enough, he just shouldn't be able to hold it at 99%",True but imho its more fun to make it an active counter for the survivor instead of a passive thing the survivor will never even notice +Wow you can do zulrah? Is god wars dungeons still a thing people do?,"oh yeah 1 def can do zulrah lol youtube it for guides :D GWD is a thing, I often train range at wildy gwd on aviansies for the noted addy bars" +im so doing this,"Did it 2 days ago to test it, was fun :D" +Vanilla Diablo has the improved systems. It just doesn't have rifts or bounties.,"It also doesn't have Kanai's Cube, Mystic or any level 70 items - which happens to cover most of the currently existing class sets." +"Completed the campaign what do I do ? Ive completed the campaign, what is the next big thing? what does everyone else do once theyve completed the game im new to it you see","Adventure mode and seasons (cosmetic unlocks, extra stash tab if you progress far enough)." +My step-dad is convinced he was the coolest guy in the 80's,He would be right if his milk hand had a lit Basic Menthol in it. +Important note from the Mod Team regarding our new policy on banning.,If you have any questions regarding this policy change please feel free to keep them to yourself. +The Bills website when they made the playoffs...,This pic might stay relevant for a while. +"He called for one after the last election. I mean, it was done over twitter -- probably from atop his toilet -- but he did say it.",Well last time he had no army of fools.... +Much better with MX Blues :),i listen to the silence of my UltraX :D +Numbers aren't really high. There is just more enforcement during this time of the year. Normally checkstops are setup on the weekends and the trend has been with the WPS (I'm sure this is the case for the RCMP) to setup during the weekdays as well.,I'd like to see the numbers from the holidays check stop programs compared to the summer long weekend check stops. +"I had my doubts, but Chris Wallace did an excellent job.","I was really, really impressed." +"Not trying to be mean,but can you guys give your reason of preordering Infinite Warfare , as there seems to be nothing that makes me want to immediately rush to Gamestop? I know MWR is a a good deal, but i feel in my gut that it would not last very long and is going to get boring as there is little gameplay features.",I bought the digital deluxe because I had the credit on Xbox and I always get the CoD's but CoD4 just sold me automatically. +Better as in...? It's literally a recording of a courtroom testimony.,A stylized rendition with a better script and prettier actors. +It's impossible to reason with the Hamilton fan boys. I mean would you like a similar list from 2015 or 2014 from Rosberg's view? Maybe a list of Rosberg's bad luck this year? as you surely know he also had his share. And the engine mode issue was a driver error.,"Hamilton had bad luck in those years as well, don't you remember?" +"It helps ALOT if you speed up ST Han to 232 as he will act before any of the droids, and his taunt will give everyone 30% TM so Palp only needs to be 163.",ya that would help it would help a lot youre really helpful u know +Trump University Lawsuit Arguments Underway Today - CBSN Live Video - CBS News,"If racketeering is proven, who will file criminal charges?" +Hard to believe that came out of her.,One of the more interesting pictures I've seen is when my tiny 5 foot mother was 9 months pregnant with my brother and I. She carried us to full term :o +"so, Croc",This is the joke +"I believe Flannigan also works in IT. Also, as someone with ~15 years in IT, who the hell calls themselves a High Tech Engineer? Sounds like he's pandering to 90yr old grandma/grandpa's who know nothing about technology.",That and the other guy is off cavorting with the gays - Obviously unfit for leadership +Well that sucks. I was looking at the depo because I've seen a lot of people have them. They seem to be the cheapest downpipe for the ST.,"I'm sure it'll be fine, i imagine most of them aren't unusable they just have bad ones than most manufacturers" +"TIL One of the thirteen articles in the 1781 US Articles of Confederation states that if Canada wants to be admitted into the United States, it will automatically be accepted.",I imagine that Canada's reaction to this is something like thanks but no thanks. +"That's not even that good, if you do that imp only draws 2 I think",But it's one turn earlier +Let's hope they don't port that to PC too.,don't worry graphics are downgraded that's a PC exclusive +I didn't even know Malasada was a real food. I thought Game Freak made it up.,Pokemon doesn't joke about fried dough balls my good man. +I made a typo. It was just a typo. But then it had upvotes... and people were noticing. And it was too late to change it ;_;,I guess my idea of what a typo is differs from yours ol +Who the fuck even made fake pockets?,"Pockets on women's jeans are for aesthetics as much or more than function, and fake pockets allow for a closer fit (no multiple layers of fabric) while still having the lines." +The Pack A.D. - Making Gestures I keep mistaking this song for something by the White Stripes,Maybe 'Dead Leaves On The Dirty Ground'? +Keeping Trump Tower Safe Will Be an 'Unprecedented Challenge',We won't be hearing from Fox on how much it will cost the Tax Payers for Donald to be a commuter to the White House. +"Not sure if joking or.... like shit, all the 'fiscal conservatives' on my Facebook are all going Clinton too, while they aren't positive about potential regulations she might institute, they see it as something that temporary and can be lived through, but the massive uncertainty and potential devestating effect of the things Trump has suggested has them completely scared off.",I was specifically noting the financial community in this nation is not well regarded. +Any link to watch the full race replay? The site I usually use hasn't posted it yet. Never been good at finding race links :/,There really should be a how do I re-watch the race megathread for each weekend. +"Works for me! Virtual Mount Rushmore 2.0 can be as large as we want , as I see it. Heck, we could build a nice website, have the Mount Rushmore, and if you click on each head you get that person's story about the role they played in this--our second revolution.",That is the kind of compromise that will make society 2.0 best society! +"Who knows how effective Trump's or Hillary's policies will be. What they say they want to do will differ from what they actually do and that differs from what they get done. However, you need to keep in mind the implications electing trump might have on America as a global superpower. It might make other countries wary of doing business with us. It might make foreigners wary of coming here. It might make innovative foreigners leave and take their ideas out of our country.",America is already a joke thanks to Obama's lack of spine. +Would it void the warranty? Yes right?,Hmm probably but not sure. +Truth,"There is no truth, only voices and narratives." +Are you suggesting that's not a valid argument?,"It's not a valid argument, but any logical discussion on the internet is pointless anyway, so might as well have some fun." +Which?,The alien panda. +"Sure, but I think the skins should be based off the teams usage stats in each role (TSM would probably be Lance/Ardan/Kestrel)","Or even just let them pick themselves, that could be fun." +I'm almost certain you can drive wrecklessly,Hey I found another one +"I was born in Kenya, and have been lying to the American people this entire time. #MAGA",make africa great atlast? +"By setting that, potentially, could you drive it?","No, since it's not in the autoshow." +"It doesn't show up in My Library section, but I have the 3.7 MB installed now. Anybody know the Download Location of the placeholder? (C:/Users/WindowsApps/?)",C:\Program Files\WindowsApps\Microsoft.OpusPG_0.1.7.2_x64__8wekyb3d8bbwe +"So...if what you are saying is true, Han Solo can use this shitty to escape the first order.",I don't think Han Solo is going to be doing any more escaping... +"**Behold!** I know the truth of all wom**e**n, I have unraveled the enigma that is the opposite sex. Though they claim to be rational individuals intent on making their own path, their very physiology betrays them! All they are good for, all they were born to be, is a machine for procreation! And thus, I, in my enlightened state, have discerned the very exploit to subvert their petty whims of conversation and romance to cut right to the heart of what I want: sexual intercourse. For when she lays eyes on my dick, the very seedbearer needed to fulfill her genetic destiny, her body itself will override her inhibitions, driven by blind hormones and dumb lust to seek out and service her one-way ticket to babytown. Pssh, keep going to your silly bars full of deliquent alcohol, and your pathetic dating sites populated solely by scripts and bots. Tru**e** enlightened gentlesires such as myself have already figured out how to steal your girls.",Please tell me this is +"How the fuck do things like this even happen? Double murderers, that is. I can see when it is a person acting alone you could get caught up in it... never stopping to think or just doing it in the heat of the moment. But when its two people, they had to have talked about it. How the fuck do you meet up and agree to kill someone? Who suggests it and how the hell do you actually go ahead with it and then casually hang out afterwards. Surely after the deed you'd realise what you've just done. What a fucked situation.",double posts too ! +It's good to be prepared for unpleasant things in life.,A prostate exam will always be better than prostate cancer! +"As long as Sheamus doesn't win it again, I would welcome another 40 man Royal Rumble.",del rio won the 40 +"The vast majority of my taxes are already spent subsidising rich old people. They need to pay or put up, like the rest of us so often do.",Plenty of old people ain't rich +"Secondary FYI, even if there is not an exception written into the no using a cell phone while driving law most Police Officers are decent human beings and will only issue at most a written warning if you are calling to report a dangerous/illegal situation. Though obviously as with all things having to do with cars YMMV.",Also talking on your phone isn't illegal in every state. +"Free Talk Fridays - Week of December 16, 2016 A weekly thread to talk about... Anything! Get to know your fellow anime fans, share other interests, or whatever else comes to mind. Posts here must, of course, still abide by all subreddit rules other than the anime-related requirement. Posts that include any sort of user or subreddit brigading will be removed. Comments that are submitted to intentionally cause drama will also be removed. Repeated violations of this will result in temporary bans.","Watching Haruhi right now, I'm going to wait till the rewatch to discuss it fully, but God fucking damn it, I'm hating Haruhi more and more and more..." +anime_irl,HAHAHAHAHAHAAAH! +Belly- Consuela (feat. Young Thug & Zack),This song slaps so hard. +I went back about 4 times. Nothing,"are you certain you shot all 6 stones with a paped gun, did you get the sound when you shoot them?" +I can be your dad but I've gotta grow a penis first,That's what she said. +They are as legit as CNN.,"Soooo, not very legit then?" +So I get IP Banned?,What'd you do? +Sveta Grachevnikova,dry arm +Ill take Tootoo over Mashinter. At least he can do the job as goon. Mash is just all around bad.,Tootoo isn't a bad player either. +"Holy cow **A** summon ticket! ZOMG! Not trying to be a dick but I am f2p and even for me that is utter bullshit for what they get out of it. They get a lot of promotion, money (people are more likely to refresh/whales already do) and we get ONE summon ticket. It's just laughable really and I won't do anything for it. I will still farm the event to get the things I want but that's it. That being said, I never think free items are bad. It's just that people shouldn't think that that one summon ticket is worth the hassle.",You must be fun at parties. +im not racist at all but jesus did i learn to never trust an asian hahaha,im not racist at all but ;p +I mean you'd only be in the hole like 250 bucks. It's a highpoint.,More like $5-600 after you factor in the stock. +Buffalo of Color,African American Buffalo +Please cite one lie he spouted in that video,Who said anything about a video? +"If God were to spank the world, what would it look like?",Raining spiders. +Is your GPU small or your case is just too big?,The case has no drive bays visible +its a good thing the cardinals stadium is sponsored by an education factory as phony as their talent levels shouldn't this auto translate to caps FUCK,"REAL MEN USE CAPSLOCK ANYWAYS, THE MOBILE USERS CAN ALWAYS SEE THE TRUTH" +Majority of arrested Portland protesters did not vote in the election. I'm shocked.,If only a bird had landed on Hillary's podium... I'm sure they would have turned out. +C++ me too thanks!!,C too thanks +who,He's a boob. +"He has a podcast same thing, also his articles are his best work although he doesn't write as much anymore.",Can I call in to a podcast? +GIGABYTE Radeon RX 470 G1 Gaming 4GB GV-RX470G1 GAMING-4GD $159.99 After $30 MIR,"I mean this is a fine price, and I ordered two of these from external sources (Jet and Amazon) and getting em tomorrow waiting to see how temps fare, otherwise solid price for RX 470s!" +And the knowledge economy is thriving in NC through the research triangle.,And the factory workers are still unemployed +"Range toy is not like Lego or Barbies etc. It just like saying Work boots You see the word toy and react is the issue. People call articles of their hobbies toys always. Jeeps they get muddy every weekend is a toy. Or they name them Betsy, etc. Sometimes both!",Jeeps weren't designed and manufactured for the specific purpose of killing people +Get a new boyfriend with a better job.,Don't think that would make his day any better. +"It's Reese's not, Reeeseees. Like for example those aren't Ryan's candies, those are Reese's.",What? +"I want my hardcore mode if only for Team Deathmatch, please!",That's gonna be fun with the flame troopers +Luntz is a fucking moron. He melted down when Rubio bowed out. He was one of the idiots going on about a particularly big October surprise this week for Trump. He posts data that's completely misleading yet because he does a focus group every now and then he thinks that people will assume he's an expert and not see through it.,Fuck You Frank! +"6 cc3, 2 cc2, 3 cc3 Offers",Any interest in Orange Falcos? +Anyone else return to the same park and STILL started out as a rookie?,You're not alone +I think tv's can too easily steal your time. Goes for the number and the bedroom statement.,What else are you gonna do in your bedroom? +"Adults of Reddit, why did you choose to live the marriage/mortgage/kids life script?","Not a Adult, but what is wrong with marriage, kids, and a mortgage?" +Has anyone tried decoding the upload intervals through binary code? It seems to switch from a 0.0031% to a 0.003% (or something similar i cant remember exact atm) making the missing digits in each be 1 and 0.,I think everyone's pretty much given up at this point. +Lol. More projecting. You are the one salty about the recount. I never get tired watching you folks do mental gymnastics. Very entertaining. Wanna keep going?,I'd love to! +.... then why is her voting and legislative record anti-wall street?,Them transcripts. +"Looking to sell my limited destiny ps4, did you sell recently and through Amazon?",Private sales. +Your mom also said that Santa is real.,Wait .. +What 2-card combo is the most satisfying to play? For me it's Fandral + Raven Idol into perhaps more choose one cards. I was feeling a little jaded playing Hearthstone (saw too many Boom Bots for one lifetime) before the WotoG expansion came out and Fandral shenanigans were almost single handedly responsible for me getting back into the game.,Ancient Watcher + Purify +"Lest not forget Dolorous Edd, ser.",Fetch me a block. +HMS Belfast (C35) escorting an Arctic convoy to the Soviet Union,I guess it's cause of this service to the Russians that Belfast was allowed to have HE? +when you say both presidential candidates. That would mean Trump right ? Because he is one of the two presidential candidates ?,"So, wait, you'll concede that it's not just targeting one candidate (if it is talking specifically about the candidates)?" +Looks like the collar of her jacket to me.,It was sarcasm +"WOOHLHALLALUJAH, WOOHLHALLALULAH! His fucking face right as he does it is gold.","the look on his face halfway through the second at the 2:44 point (right in between 2:44 and 2:45) totally did it for me, that short, sweet moment of What have I done?!" +"CSGO has a lot going for it: slower gameplay (for an FPS), lots of setup before the action happens, very little visual clutter, and no respawns. Its spectator mode also has really great visual aids.",Yeah it's designed in a way that works about as great as can be for an FPS. +"Because flashback Oliver doesn't have a love interest in the bratva scenes, as it is a brotherhood",wait for it... dolph lundgren will have a hot daughter or smth. +It's happened again. Madison County (AR) Sheriff K9 Dead After Being Left in Hot Car,I wonder if he'll get 45 years like that non-cop who was recently convicted of killing a police dog? +About time. And justice delayed is justice denied.,Let's throw the judge in solitary confinement for 25 years and see if he thinks it feels like justice when we let him go +It belongs in my lungs. Wait. No. That would be a terrible idea,"Jokes aside, would 2,500 year old cannabis even get you high?" +But every SD is replaced with the entire Melee intro,But every frame that Mario is on screen is replaced with the entire godfather trilogy +"It's still an interesting fact that she is drawing larger crowds now. Whether or not it correlates to votes, it speaks to a positive sense of enthusiasm that her campaign's lacked to date","They've also been doing smaller events, where the place literally does not fit this many people." +I like the super hype casters,"They're exciting, Dan!" +"Wednesday Afternoon Thread presented by shitposters like you, thank you!",TFW the boss brings in pizza for lunch +also you definitely shouldn't joke about a terrorist attack *before* it happens if you don't want to raise suspicion.,That's what I said. +I rewatched Community earlier this year.... it's uncanny how much he is like Pierce,Probably Pierce is much richer. +I made a Vol'jin doll for my boyfriend as his christmas gift.,Is your boyfriend single? +Yep. I was all happy until I heard about Mary Sue can do no wrong and epic boat sex.,That might just be my breaking point +Red LED Dash Light Swap,Can you link what bulbs you bought? +Every live concert I go to,how do you know they will never watch it? +"Personally, I don't know why you wouldn't want a steak dinner every night.",Yeah I'm starting to seriously question his decision making. +upvoted for mew flair,ecks dee lol +"Yeah, just give em to Baba Yaga (I actually don't know her opinion on eggplant though).","She's Evil, so she probably likes vegetables." +"We need a Spanish, Russian, and Chinese version of this as well please.",maybe syrian as well +"Probabil tiganci. Chiar daca nu etnic, tot tiganci.",Par albi ca spuma laptelui. +"Looking for feedback on ProGym (Hochelaga) before signing up Hello! I was doing some research on some gyms near me, and ProGym popped up in my search. I have heard a lot of good comments about this gym on old archived threads, but would like to hear some more up-to-date info. If you are or have been going to this gym, would you recommend?","It's cleaner than most Econofitnesses I've been to, that's for sure." +Was that our first 3-n-out?,Yup. +"It helps Afghani local military get away with diddling young boys, too.",Their fault for being boys because that makes them patriarchy supporters +"My aunt had a cat that she adopted who refused to drink water out of a bowl. Finally she decided to try a glass, and it became more interested. Eventually she narrowed it down and found that the cat would only drink ice water out of a wine glass. Fuckin' water snobs. Everybody knows at least one.",My cat prefers the toilet. +Why would it void the warranty?,considering that using their software requires a degree of black magic I would not be surprised if using the product on a device that isn't a pc would void the warranty. +Oh my god thanks autocorrect,Any cookie you like the wiggles cover song +If I remember correctly there was a data mined banner that featured Steiner and Beatrix so they will most likely enter the game at some point. And with the way power creep works there's a good chance they will be good units since their release will be so late compared to the units we currently have... silver linings.,"Oh, Yay!" +"Birthday Luck So it was my birthday yesterday. Didn't particularly play much PoGo, but did spin a few (<5) stops (Got a 10k egg out of 1 spot available), and hatched 1x (different to picked up) 10k Egg at the end of the day as I finished walking home for going out for dinner. Hatched a Hitmonchan which was 1 of 2 '10k hatches' I needed for new entry. (Other being Chansey.). Mega coincidence or...? (I presume I have given my D.O.B to Google at some point right?) Anyone else had any 'extra' luck on their Birthday?","RNG, don't be superstitious." +I think he will... I'm not falling for his game. He already has new people for debate prep.,Hillary will be ready for him. +"Olive Oil Fraud (2012) Inside look at the fraudulent going ons within the Olive Oil Industry, containing interviews from ex-olive oil industry workers.",Not to mention all the wars fought on behalf of Big Olive Oil +"I guess getting grabbed by the ass and thrown into the air would be pretty startling, yeah...","People say cats are douchebags.. With owners like this, no wonder.." +Then why support Hillary? She certainly won't. Not that I think trump will. But absolutely not Hillary,i'd say trump is equally unlikely to do anything about it. +"Certified Photon, Certified Loopers, Lobos, Pink Lightning Sky Blue Lightning Wheels, offers",Orange lightnings for pink lightnings. +What recipe you are going to cook on Christmas day?,Steak au Poivre Gratin potatoes Haricot verts with shallot and dill +Hegwood and associates in clear Lake area are great.,Thanks I'll check em out too! +It's kind of weird to consider a future President with a Reddit or tumblr account available to the public.,President of the United States Ken Bone +Lol what i really need is a fast prime if i want shots like that.,I got the one I used for this photo for $85 refurbished straight from Canon. +"The hell I am! I'm in the cockpit, but it doesn't matter. Even if I build a new ship it's still greyed out.","If you only have one waypoint, you now have to set the mode to one way." +Came here for this ^,"I came here solely to find that comment, upvote it, and leave." +"Under Intense Pressure to Silence Wikileaks, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton Proposed Drone Strike on Julian Assange","If you guys seriously think the CTR gets money for downvotes, you have been writing some big checks today." +She was listed as a Middle Eastern Student-that does sound like she is not a US citizen-,That's just for special scholarships and admission privileges. +"Had a friend tell me about goimg to Mall of America on shrooms, after trying them and finding I get very antisocial that idea sounds horrendous",Actually antisocial or the thing most people call antisocial (asocial)? +"tipo cose considerate come i capisaldi del rap italiano, se ce ne sono",Fedez +I present my Ram Wreath,I bet this decoration holds a lot of memories for you. +I'm so relieved to see that at least one other person actually read the article.,It's way less likely to be the case when it isn't even linked tbf. +"So in other words: she is just sometimes reminiscent of one of the biggest and most important eras in her life, she genuinely enjoys those times, and now an internet circlejerk is taking her widely out of context and making things up for their own amusement and none of this is real?",The internet never does that +"Yeah, entities, such as cosmetics, have impact on the game's performance. The Source Engine can only handle a relatively limited amount of entities.","That's why anytime more than one person uses any demo knight shield, either of the boonies, the gunboats, the BASE Jumper, or wears the canteen, spellbook, duck journal or burnt diary the game crashes!" +"If I save my lootboxes, and open them during the Holiday..",NO! +Men of reddit. What is your guilty pleasure song you would not be caught dead listening to?,She Looks So Perfect by Five Seconds of Summer +Storming the Spire Elite is finally fixed! Huzzah!,\o/ +"He said he didn't want the plus at the start of our conversation. So no, it wasn't intentional, it's just where the conversation led us.",Yet he bought the XL? +Stats for the STRANGER THINGS Demogorgon,"Oooh, a Nerf-Demogorgon!" +2016 kinda slapped the white liberal out of me already. At least one good thing happened this year!,Socialism always seems to rise after liberals lose and become radicalised by the far left. +me irl,He clearly isn't trying hard enough if he can't get an electric wheelchair up the stairs +One upvote=one more month up under somebody jail.,One updrink = one rape +But the traffic light is red. Don't want to get a ticket!,"potato, potahtoh po-ticket, po-dead" +Because most chalk outlines in BO3 look like a nondescript rectangle,Shoulda used the vmp/hvk one +Sick joke.,Sick criticisms. +All hail Cyclops the Undying!,what is dead my... get a phoenix not down latter +Official Game Thread #Please remain civil,That was an excellent catch +What if I'm mentally challenged and everyone around me is just being really cool about it?,I honestly think about this way too often... +"Drugs. Again. She died at 60 because of her past with drugs. I also heard George Michaels died at 53 because of heroin. So, drugs. Again.","oh well thank you for your professional opinion, doctor." +"Lots of people keep telling me how Stephen King is the best horror writer, and yet his writings are abysmal to me, and mentioning him in the same sentence with Lovecraft when speaking about the best horror writers seems to me like a vicious joke.",Lovecraft could write some very purple prose when he got in the mood. +Robbed again by failed physics,didnt know it happened on the cross bar too lol +"Philippines' Duterte: We'll turn to Russia if US won't sell us guns. They're blackmailing me that they won't sell weapons? We have lots of explosives here,",Seems like the Philippines may need some freedom. +and they said osu! was a weeb rhythm game,what the fuck are those recommended requirements? +Import/Export info,I can't be more glad that I got my GPU today +"If you're truly destitute, there should be financial accommodation for you to get an ID, but I completely agree with voter ID laws.",Oh I am not denying their importance only asking if requiring one is a form of indirect payment. +Now imagine if it's a hostile nation making fun of him instead of SNL.,Then the whole world will become hostile. +"Kurt Eichenwald on Twitter: No get out vote effort. No debate practice. Poor fundraising. Few ads, most in wrong states. But a conspiracy will cost Trump's election.",**BASED KURT** Give that man a Pulitzer! +furry_irl,I didn't think Wheezer was at knot fest +"Oh, good news! He's not incompetent at letter writing, he's incompetent at management and information security. By the by, he's head of the Federal Bureau of Investigations. And he's trying to influence the election... based on information security.",You got any of that proof of intent on your claim that Comey is trying to influence the election? +The Black Nerdy Kid Starterpack,All you needed was Dragonball Z +Model Gigi Hadid gets lifted up in the air by stranger and starts fighting him,Whats his Reddit username? +How can I get polled? Someone poll me!,Tell them you love Clinton and Democrats. +JEWS: Exhibition about the development of Judaism and their destructive work in Croatia; Solution to the Jewish question in the Independent State of Croatia,Not homoerotic at all. +I read that as I'm 34 and this is why I'm looking forward to autism,"if you haven't got it by now, you never will." +Tavern Brawl (Fun decks I tried out and found) (these all I won with) - southsea deckhand Rogue (effective against mind blast priest) - Mad bomber Warrior (RNG!!!!) - Leper Gnome Paladin (Surprisingly effective) - Naturalize Druid (doesn't work 50% of the time) (stuff I saw) - Glory Priest (HATE) - Evolve Shaman (has little evolve capabilities) - Dust Devil Shaman (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA [it sucks]) - Mind Blast Priest (Better than next deck) - Sinister Strike Rogue (Worse Mind Blast Priest) - Raven Idol Druid (aka Tavern Brawl Druid),Where's the spreading madness warlock for maximum rng +Probably Natalya. That voice....,CMON YOU GUYYYYYYYYSSSSSSS +A mod in which I can summon Clifford the big red dog? ...that's all I want really.,"I think you get the spell after you get some weed, rob a gunstore and kill Hitler." +"Joke's on me, then haha",I thought the exact same thing +this,that +#CUBS FANS AT THE BAR GETEMOUTGETEMOUTGETEMOUT,be rite there bby ill save u +"Howie has ruined your ability to value players. Thanks, ~~Obama~~ Howie.","Thanks, Howbama." +ELI5: If space is a vacuum how is it possible for ships to fly through space?,"There's no drag in space, so your ship would just coast at a relatively fixed speed, to move faster you fire a rear facing thruster, to move slower you fire a forward facing thruster, you know?" +"She has a history of dating men who are about to die mostly. Not that she is inherently dangerous, just unlucky I believe.","Well, Colossus was resurrected, so that messes up statistics." +ROX will win if Smeb and Peanut can completely smash their counterparts,I believe they will win or at least put up a fight if they just don't take these random fights that they so often do when they are behind and just be more willing to farm it out. +A flash-drive with a power-point presentation the next 10 years of my life. Maybe I wouldn't even get back to the timeline I came from.,Where the hell does this plug into a Commodore 64? +"Is it gay to hang out on a gay porn subreddit? Yes. That's not normal straight guy behavior. Not that there's anything wrong with it. You do you, man.",Honestly do you not get that I was joking? +"WHEW, thanks. i was in a skype call when i finally got it working and all my friends got confused when i shouted WHOOOO THATS SOME GOOD SKYRIM.",Awesome! +"You can come to Canada, but you have to come here LEGALLY.","I'd rather stay in Europe thanks, an ocean is better than an unprotected border." +Seriously it's like TV quality shit during some parts. I thought it was a clip from a show at first. Youtube is getting ridiculous.,Like even just the way the kid is framed in some shots is done well. +"Well I guess we'll have the #3 pick in the draft again, assuming we continue finishing the season strong.",I'd rather finish strong and send the Ted out in style than get a higher pick +Van Gundy/Van Gundy 2020,They'll build a fucking wall for sure +What protagonist was in hindsight the antagonist?,GOD. +This douche on Youtube stole not only other peoples' thumbnails but artwork aswell.,that first one ew +PTA Gone Wrong (unfinished comic),Baby is quite the overprotective mom +Children - Part 121,EXPOSED +"I count eight for the season. That's about one every ten games. So it's not just sneaky because he's white, it's also sneaky because after nine games without a dunk everyone forgets he can do it.",Bballref has him at 12 +Tashigi doesn't even know Coby,Yo that one cover page after the war though lol +this sentence doesn't make sense...,*what it was often called. +Am I right or am I right? ;-),It's exactly right in a solid 80% of guys I know lol. +"Speaking on news going crazy, I'd like to add the press release from the italian then-Ministry of Research and Education, stating that neutrinos travelled through a TUNNEL we built between CERN and NLGS, great enterprise of our governement etc., leading to the simultaneous facepalm of the entire italian scientific community. Followed by evil glee, because that ignorant asshole had cut A LOT of school and research funding while in office, and the public shame was well-deserved.","The tunnel is sort of real, but it only goes 1 km of the way." +This is Trump's true legacy. The most vile and hateful members of our society are now comfortable showing who they are for the world to see.,Out from under the white sheet doesn't have the same ring as out of the closet. +"Trump controversies could affect Rubio, Murphy Senate race",We can only hope. +"More like, im to old for this shit.","By the year 2046, he will be very old for this shit." +Why Na still has 3 seeds?,EU is 0-6 against NA between MSI and worlds..... EU is really unbearable at this time of day where they throw logic out the window. +You can *pay* for porn?,Yeah then you have access to super porn. +Holy fuckin shit. THIS FAN IS PASSIONATE. AND PERHAPS FINANCIALLY RECKLESS.,^^^^^go_ravens +Because I need to be entertained between heroic ques somehow. I love killing people that are catching squirrels in Val Sharah. Or teaming up on a boss with a member of the opposite faction just to blow my Cooldowns on them when it reaches 5%.,\#SoEdgyItHurts +"See. I sort of think you kind of need to be rich to become rich if that makes sense. I have freinds who have a few million and they maintain it pretty well. I, on the other hand, went broke. Because alot of my money was not legit at one point. And my dumb ass freinds spent what i had left on awesome cars. So Im kind of almost like on the edge, no money at all,, all the time. But I have a few cars and things I've managed to keep so I don't look broke. I grind away at races, get my freinds to play that shit literally 8-9 straight. Do missions and heists. But I always end up broke. I find myswlf investing in my current cars or only being able to invest into one car, not even really customize it. I'm not really trying to be a ceo , or gang boss or whatever.",Let that be a life lesson. +ddpc,is that the czech way on saying go fuckyourself +"Anybody else receive an e-mail like this? This showed up in my yahoo email account sent from my other account through Gmail. It says: Threat rating: Low. You are annoying, but too much of a softy tree hugger to pose any threat to the mighty machine of Republican progress. And the FBI know where you live. Can anybody explain to me wtf this is?",/*begins hastily typing up and sending proof to take screenshot of from his gmail to his yahoo*/ +So that means you haven't seen Gurren Lagann yet. My advice: Watch Gurren Lagann. It's beyond fantastic.,Other suggestions are Cowboy Bebop and Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood +My yonnger sister need i.... help,"I know your fetish now, OP" +I really hate the Lakers but I can't help to like the *new* Lakers.,"No worries man, you'll learn to hate the new lakers soon too!" +Just sayin',There was work the next day. +Right I forgot there is a Canadian and American Universe.,"Easy mistake to make, don't be too hard on yourself ;)" +"They could give us source 2, I'm sure that would stop the amount of hackers for a little while.",It would also massively break the game if it's not ready. +"Better than Obama, far better than Hillary. Keep pretending the candidate you pushed was anything but a corrupt warmonger.","Unlike Sanders she had experience, actual plans and importantly support from the voters seeing as she destroyed him." +Pronounced Tooth,No it isnt... +Xbox one cases have the disc on the left instead of the standard right,This is why consoles suck +"Oh yeah, one only has to look to some islands in the Phillipines to see that.",Most Americans don't know anything about the mess that the Phillipines has with Muslim terrorists on those islands. +Edward Snowden says Obama should grant him a pardon for disclosing government surveillance programs,Nah. +~~well it's a shit thing to do you know?~~,"(Whoever is downvoting me, go fuck yourself) Then, i'm a shit A shit with no credit card" +Oh yeah?,I keep looking over my shoulder expecting Andy Reid to murder some drywall... +The nursing home I work at is a polling place. I am genuinely worried about tuesday. Even during the primaries we had people yelling at our residents while they voted. Granted it was young Sanders voters yelling at elderly people for ruining america but that's real hurtful to them you know? A huge chunk of our residents are vets and stuff. Different people on Tuesday but it's scary what may come of it. Primary day took like a week of special events and activities to un-rattle them.,"Well they shouldn't have ruined America then, should they?" +"Yeah, please don't associate yourself with our sub. You're a punching bag and nothing else.",Rekt. +"both retarded, only 20 in the pic and thus no rounding needed, only counting skills ;p",Suuuuuure you counted all that sheep with those jpeg pixels in the way. +"TB's favourite Board game There have been different co-optional podcasts where TB and guests talked about board games. As I'm always on the lookout for great board games to play with family and friends, it would be really cool if TB could dedicate a video to the best ones he played.",Cards Against Humanity +"They can release a second GTE car, and have both run against each other in the same class within IMSA.",I hope they do +Priebus to hold nationwide 'members-only' RNC call,I wonder if Preibus has a big ass ulcer keeping him up at night? +"Siri doesn't work when jailbroken, works fine when stock. All tweaks have been disabled using icleaner. iPad Pro 9.7 iOS 9.3.3. When rebooted into stock, Siri and Hey Siri work great. As soon as I jailbreak, Siri stops working. Hey Siri doesn't do anything, and after manually activating Siri it's as though the mic is not functional, no waves showing my voice or anything. I've already disabled everything using icleaner (except substrate safe mode) and the issue remains. I know it's not hardware as rebooting fixes it until I jailbreak again. Any ideas? Thanks!",Anyone? +is this the born of a new meme? ARH-WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,I don't know but my newest favorite meme is AND THEN ACTUALLY GANK TOP LANE +I have to embrace my inner self and be freeeeee,She seems to have about 10 inner selves. +"You wouldn't satisfy the people who took a job at a pub that allowed smoking because it was all they could get and developed lung cancer as a result. There might not be many of those people, and you could argue that it would be worth it, but I don't think you can reasonably say it's that clear cut.","You might as well ban cars then in case a traffic warden gets a nasty cough from exhaust fumes, because that's all they could get." +I never said I was talking about Lastpass... My research about my anecdote is ... Well I goddamn lived it.,But it's just that... an anecdote about a TOTALLY different company. +I have it but still haven't played it.,Fix that mistake! +"after 9/11, i don't think i'd go into a building taller than 10 stories without a parachute.",And the plane crashes directly into you. +Hypothetical Bennett Brothers' quotes had they been alive and present at certain historical events,Davy Crockett and the rest of those guys in the Alamo are a bunch of pussies. +"It was designed to be fun and rewarding, like Totem Bosses - very inventory friendly bosses.",OH PRAISE KUDUKU ONLY TRUE GOD AND SAVIOUR OF 6Ls +*Martinez looks at him..* I wasn't on the Good Side...,Oh? +I feel like everybody is forgetting that Floyd is almost 40.,"In this hypothetical fight, totally irrelevant." +"I love you guys Just wanna let you know. I've been in this sub for a couple months now, and while it may have had a few ups and downs (the Super EE and SOE cutscene in Rev being some of them) I think that all of you are fantastic. Whether it be SeasonDrag and their epic sketches of the Zombies lore, or VoidBowAintThatBad (a legend), or the dankest mod in existence, Chef, I want to let you all know that you're all terrific. By the way, this isn't any 'goodbye' note or anything; it's just me sharing my gratitude with all of you.",I love u 2 +Many people have storm shelters with power generators. The idea is to get some amount of minerals if you could potentially be underground for long periods of time.,"Ah okay, that makes sense." +I'm not your fucking dog,It's so disgusting how society easily accepted fucking dogs. +"TIL that making an effort means getting drunk to have sex, because otherwise it's weird and awkward. o.O",Makes me feel bad for the guy +"I've actually seen loads of movies this year. Hail, Caesar! Deadpool The Witch Triple 9 Zootopia 10 Cloverfield Lane The Brothers Grimsby Eye in the Sky Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Green Room Elvis & Nixon Captain America: Civil War Money Monster Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising The Nice Guys Warcraft The Shallows The Legend of Tarzan Swiss Army Man Hunt for the Wilderpeople The Infiltrator Lights Out Star Trek: Beyond Batman: The Killing Joke Jason Bourne Suicide Squad Sausage Party Hell or High Water Kubo and the Two Strings War Dogs Imperium Don't Breathe Sully Blair Witch The Magnificent Seven Masterminds The Birth of a Nation The Accountant Jack Reacher: Never Go Back Ouija: Origin of Evil","You haven't seen Zoolander 2, therefore I don't believe you have an accurate opinion of the best movie of the year" +Yoga Alert!,Really these leaked emails make Hillary look compassionate and kind! +"TIL in Boston if you a report a pothole, you get back both a photo of the filled pothole and a photo of the team that filled it.","And if you report a pothole in Canada, they laugh and then tell you winter is coming." +is that a R330?,R330 indeed! +Corbyn's Momentum group launches nationwide campaign to 'Take Back Control' of Brexit,"The militant arm of the labour party, it would seem (with a party leader who most probably voted leave at the ballot box)" +"If you could, what would you change about women?",3 boobs would be interesting... +"I agree the 3 best AFC teams Broncos, Steelers & Patriots just look better then any NFC team. your lose against the Hawks looks stranger every day.",Still feel that way about the Steelers now? +Donald Trump went to Mexico and won,He sure did... for a whole two hours it took for the President of Mexico to call him out on his lies. +Sounds like Dogging for little blue people...,For little blue people As a quadsexual smurf I find this offensive +Wait a second...,I've been had! +Rockstar just uploaded this to social media...,I swear if this ends up being like when the NCAA football account tweeted a heartbeat +Better find a different pastime. Reddit is dying.,How so? +"Sad thing is its still a better system than socialized healthcare like the system in Canada. Source, i am a canadian living in the us",In what way is it better? +the point of the thread is to tell us what deck you would switch to,I would switch to my kaiju trains or fabled quasar I suppose +The juiciest feel,Who eats 2 Starburst? +Trump calls Clinton 'such a nasty woman',Can someone please explain why this is sexist? +THAT FINE BLURRED LINE DESERVES A PLACE DAMMIT,XD I hope it succeeds man +Did you forget Ablisa?,Jesus tap dancing Christmas +"Seminole elections office receives five stolen, forged absentee ballots","but naturally, any talk of hillary supporters trying to steal the election is just conspiracy theory fodder." +Microsoft's Q1 2017 earnings: gaming down by 5%,i wonder why this is getting downvoted so heavily yet the sub circlejerked so hard about the npd numbers. +Succesful Facebook Cover Photo,what the fuck is wrong with his hands? +You know what bothers me every time about that highlight? How lackluster JVG and Jackson were. Breen gets excited. And then it was just dead silent. And then a little wow from Mark Jackson. JVG gets more fired up talking about the refs than he does after seeing one of the greatest blocks in NBA history.,"I like it because it's like, damn... I was speechless too and was still hoping it wasn't a goaltend" +Historic Achievement: Microsoft researchers reach human parity in conversational speech recognition - Next at Microsoft,So if these guys made it we can confirm it doesn't talk to women? +The Muppet's Christmas Carol.,This is the correct answer. +"Nazis committed atrocities in the name of science. So, I guess science is just as evil.",Subjugation of morality to another entity fosters evil behavior whether it's the state or a religion. +"*facepalm* Oh Jill, you stupid bitch ....","Meanwhile, sHillary's still on the loose." +If TF2 had a 4th cosmetic slot - All class,The technology just isn't there yet. +"Wow if that's true that's pretty impressive, both that you found it that fast and that we haven't had a 4-1 lead in that amount of time. JFC","If no one looks it up, it's true right?" +C'mon December 19th... our final hope.,hahahahaha +Wasn't there concept art for undead Gwynevere in the pre DLC reveal info ?,Source? +"Should Dante or beatrice be limited? In the ocg they have dante at 1 and beatrice at 3, so exactly vice versa compared to the TCG. I was interested to hear your thoughts on what is the worse case for ba? BA haters and BA lovers, what would you rather have?","I wanted to see Dante go, but Beatrice at 1 is just as fair if not more so." +Where Are All of the Self-Replicating Alien Probes?,Not saying this is what I believe but some Panspermia theorists think we're (though not all of them) the self-replicating probes +"Really, isn't UBI essentially a matter of paying the working class to let you replace them with machines / technology without revolting and hanging all the rich people?","So therefore why don't we just rise up now (in the metaphorical sense, not literally) before the UBI is instituted and before any sort of murderbots (like people seem to like postulating that the rich might invent/have invented to combat such a revolt, unless of course the rich are always 20 years ahead of what they tell us is possible) get invented" +We shouldn't. Maybe track their chromosomes for medical reasons (many diseases are sexually dimorphic). But it's useless to assign a gender at birth.,You agree that gender should not be on a birth certificate then? +Pcmasterrace was banned a year or two ago because of brigading.. i think (correct me if im wrong),I think it was longer than that. +"The media call Trump a 'cyberbully,' even when he's punching back","Distraction and diversion from the real problems: Russian interfernce and collusion, his horror show of cabinet picks, his business ties to everyone and everything and other bad shit." +You don't think he focused on policy on the second debate?,"Other than his policy of jailing political opponents, not too much." +Songs with sirens in them should be illegal on the radio.,This is your strongest opinion? +"You mean the former, not latter, right?","Between the latter and the former, they mean the former." +"I thought there was a thing about name n shame not being allowed in the sub? Not that I object to reporting cheats, just that I thought there was a thing about not making threads that name people specifically.",At this point I think the game's remaining community is so small that simply saying what color of BDU they wear would give them away. +I've always wanted to see if someone like Chapman could go hunting with just a bag of baseballs,I feel that would hurt the animal more than kill it. +"b b b but pitchers only play once every 5 games! Sanchez played more! I really heard this argument from a Yankees fan, no kidding.",Was his name Andrew Carrel? +"Student evals and student complaints. As universities move to a customer service mindset, quality and rigor can be eroded for consumer satisfaction.",Also guns. +"Oh guess what, the scumbag is weak3n, and he plays like utter shit, and bms others, well, we know where the toxic community of smite comes from, from weak3n fanboys....",Says the guy with a loki flair +Completed Dragonball Pop Set (for now),Nice rayquaza +What is something you can do everyday that will improve your life in the long run?,HGH +"We should start by breaking down glass ceilings, or windows.","True that, with Christmas around the corner isn't it time to start singing Silent night, kristallnacht" +Wow he slit his wrist and then hung himself? You gotta give props to the kid for the commitment.,"They never stated the order, he could have got in the noose, cut his wrists, and then kicked the chair." +I feel like calling someone a nerd these days is as insulting as saying they have brown hair.,TAKE THAT SHIT BACK +"When did you get the most angry at this game? For me, it was yesterday when I was 1 win away from 4k. I then proceed to lose a bunch and go down to 3770. It honestly pissed me off for the rest of the day.",3 losses in a row pisses me off because it means I have to stop playing. +UGC Smash Open - Top 48 Winners - Mango vs Mike Haze,LETS FUCKING GO MIKE I POPPED OFF SO HARD IM SWEATING OH MY GOD +"That was a new term, had to look it up. Thanks. Funny how every road leads back to the same place.",Pure coincidence +"MRW I threw away my sisters lush bubble bar bc I thought it was a melting sucker. She was pissed (I'm not a fancy lady, I didn't know!)",I just google-imaged lush bubble bar and I'm 99% sure those are all crappy sugar cookies or dried-out playdough. +...Oop,"Even then, what you mentioned is still fucking cool and a nice tip" +What's weird is that I used to hear assholes say 'if you're a lesbian why would you want to date a girl who looks and dresses like a guy?' about lesbians who date gnc/butch-presenting women. People are confused about female sexuality.,"see, lesbians are attracted to females, and female means a person who wears makeup and heels." +"Not just death threats but very specific horrific legal threats from Donald Trump's own attorneys. Yeah, this guy should be president. Never in 1 million fucking years.",Didn't Hillary protect a child rapist as well as threaten or at least make fun of rape victums as well? +"I'm 100% positive that same scenario happened somewhere in the city during that time, regardless of whether this telling of it is is fake or not. You don't know what your talking about, you weren't even here.",You're wicked smaht +Beaver damage,Lethal teefs +I hope they throw everyone for a loop and release Doomfist instead.,plot twist: the new half-human half-omnic rebellious doomfist is actually just sombra's bot +"I thought it would be like most shows: I'd either outgrow it or it would go off the air. Now, some 30 years later, I'm still watching!",But it did go off the air... +"What's the matter r/politics, why are you guys downvoting your buddies over at CNN?",We don't need CNN pieces muddying up the front page...people may miss the new Mother Jones article. +I love Bernie. He'd make a great chair. The chair shouldn't be someone in congress. Lots of great progressive alternatives - unfortunately now including Russ Feingold.,"This is a good idea because as you can see, Wisconsin was important and Paul Ryan and Reince Wormtongue are from there." +Use only one word that sums up what Hillary stands for. Go! Globalization.,Money +It's ignorant to vote for Hillary Clinton without reading WikiLeaks,Seems like a reasonable gentleman. +"You're inexplicably angry. I know people like this, they had to get help. I implore you to do so as well, the anger could very well ruin your life.",I'm inexplicably angry because a hypocritical T_D shit poster is not banned instantly from here unlike your laughable excuse for a campaign subreddit. +This morning on NPR they had a report on Pompeo. The woman doing the report claimed The CIA concluded that the purpose of the Russian hack was to get his new boss elected. I sent them an email and demanded a retraction. I suggest others do the same. How in the world do they live with themselves. It's like they believe their own lies.,Get this man a bottle of vodka! +"Max Pacioretty needs a place to lay low for awhile. Comments below, boxers or briefs. PS4 only. (All briefs are automatically disqualified)",Boxers so your balls can hang low +Republicans Suppressing Voters - SAD!!,Those Damn repubs that expect citizens to follow the law and follow their moral compass. +Throw everything you have at the enemies least important base. I WILL have it.,The hero we need but not the one we deserve. +A waiter asked me if I do creatine. Did I make it?,"Did you say no, I'm natty?" +I don't know what to do with my hands!,I know *exactly* what to do with my hands. +Will Rogue One: A Star Wars Story Have A Post-Credits Scene?,Hopefully not. +What is your favorite type of weather and why?,"Personally I love thunderstorms and overcast skies, not too hot, not too cold" +"Honestly, 99% of people that watch incest porn, have no interest in having sex with their family members. It's just the naughty/forbidden aspect that is arousing.","Not to mention 99% of incest porn is not actual incest, but normal porn with lines like Gross, you're my brother." +"(Certified/Painted) Wheels and Toppers, Imports, Rare and Very Rare Decals, 24 Crates Keys, Painted Wheels, Offers **Wheels** *Ceritified* * Turtle Troica *Painted* * Crimson Spyder * Cobalt Octavian * Cobalt Tunica * Lime Tunica * Titanium White Lowrider * Orange Trahere * Forest Green Rat Rod *Regular* * Chakram * Zeta **Toppers** *Certified* * Tactician Beret * Acrobat Wizard Hat * Sniper Foam Hat * Show-Off deadmau5 *Painted* * Orange Witch's Hat * Lime Wizard Hat * Cobalt Fire Helmet * Orange Brodie Helmet * Burnt Sienna Bowler **Imports** *Certified* * Turtle Road Hog XL *Regular* * Takumi RXT **Decals** *Very Rare* * Takumi: Distortion *Rare* * Takumi: Combo * Octane: Dragon Lord * Dominus: Mondo * Merc: Narwhal * Venom: Nine Lives * Dominus: Pollo Caliente * Octane: Racer * Dominus: Royalty * Breakout: Shibuya **Crates** * 8 CC1's * 13 CC2's * 3 CC3's Make me offers via comments and I will respond either with a comment or a PM. Mostly I am looking for keys and painted wheels, but if you have an item trade I am willing to hear you out. Thanks for looking!","I got some lime lowriders, 2k?" +"If I'm on a main road, I cycle on the pavement, if I'm not, I don't. I've only really had a couple of people tell me I should be on the road and I cycle to places semi regularly. The way I see it, hearing the complaint of an old woman is worth it if it means not getting shafted by some prick in a BMW who thinks he's better than me.","At about 8 years old I was called a Hoodlum for cycling on a pavement next to a main road, still have flashbacks whenever I switch from road to pavement or vice versa." +"Yeah but the receiver has a foot of height on Harris, no ref is going to catch that but catching Harris's was easy as hell given how high he had to reach to do it. I love me some Chris Harris but that was a dumb thing for him to do.",The game was over until he did that. +I beat it on my Gameboy Color already.,I beat it on the Nintendo Wii using the Wii Remote and Nunchuck +"That makes sense, thanks. I'm using the pos variable to reduce code because I have a few elif's I didn't include here.",Ah ok. +I don't think anybody saw an emergency ban coming.,"Eh, its a good guess since a ton of people bought into Drake decks because it wasnt banned w/ Kaladesh" +"Football shape is a different deal than just working out on your own. Plus he's got a hamstring issue atm, so the team isn't rushing him.",If I was holding out I'd hire a DL/LB positional coach to put me through those types of drills while shit gets worked out. +XR Falcon GT,"Unrealistic photo, you're getting above 30fps" +Reddit for iPhone: v1.9 now available (x-post from r/changelog),About time +When someones grandma has a better PC than you ;(,"Other than the processor, your PC is better." +Everyone with a brain except NBC knows he meant to say Bleachbit. He was thinking on his feet and said acid wash instead of Blech Bit.,*Hyperbole +"Heh, after I used it for a while a little thing popped up and explained the new features. None of which I think I'll use. Lol","Yeah, it seemed to be just the very very basic stuff (I got what was basically the same thing when I fist booted up my new Mac a few months ago, but for El Capitan instead of Sierra)" +"My assumption is based on the info you shared. If you don't want people to make false assumptions, provide more detailed information.",I'll try to remember to provide more details about another family's disabled child the next time I ask a clothing question. +"One of the problems is that their support is strong with millennials who are not reliable voters. Stein polled 1-3% in 2012 and only finished with a fraction of that. She's polling 1-4% now, so I would not be shocked by another sub 1% finish.",Whew I'm a 40+ genXer and I'm voting for Stein so I guess I don't fit in that characterization.... +What (if any) are the strike exclusive items for the new/redone strikes in Rise of Iron? I can't seem to find it anywhere,The wretched eye is a Titan class item +Harry's Scar,Now the parents must perform a double suicide to stage the attack from Voldemort to complete the fantasy. +Nine students own $57M worth of Vancouver property,Probably the same students that drive Lamborghinis and Aston Martins to econ 101. +"On the 360, the store page of a game could be displayed by simply tapping *y* while highlighting it.","You can also buy 360 games with credit on a 360, so there are a few things the 360 does better." +What's the map you find creepiest? I feel like Moon cause it's so quiet and you don't know what's behind that door,moon cause when you walk into a door you'll get a spook because of the astronaut In all seriousness motd the atmosphere and when we loaded up the map for the first time everything was just so unfamiliar and strange +"I think mine bugged. 3 days in a row I was sent to Duskwood, touched the stone each time. Then it was the weekly reset. After the reset, which I believe wiped quest progress, I was sent to Feralas, where I touched the stone. The next day I was sent to the Hinterlands, where I touched the stone. It's been over a week now and I have heard no more feral screeches. By running the script to check the quest status, my Duskwood stone isn't registered as being touched. I opened a ticket and got a generic copy-paste not all hidden artifacts have been discovered yet, try fan sites to find out what you need to do bla bla Is it a bug, or was I just really lucky in getting 5 screeches in a row, and then nothing?","It was bugged until weekly reset last week, meaning any progress before was not saved." +#HACKINGHILLARY AGAIN! This Time Coughing Fit Is On Her New Plane,Can we just get an unbiased medical report for both major candidates and be done with it? +"I'm a simple man. I see a picture of a giant 50-ton steam powered mechanical weaponized spider, I upvote.","I'm also a simple man, but when I see any picture of a spider, I downvote." +"Yo when I figure how to paste mine here, I'm doin it. This Fkkr just told me I sound like an 8yr old, how I fkn type. But my shit was good",Do dat shit shawdy.Ima post mine up in here to playa. +But... but... HOW?!,d-dwarf-kun~ +The Globetrotting Weeaboo,....Cyborg Ninja. +"News? Any new news or just anything on God particle? The release date is set to be in February, and it seems like we have absolutely nothing on our hands. Unless they're going the 10 cloverfield lane route and making us wait until around January to get all this info.",check today +Except the person commenting is a Detroit fan...,"Wow, I'm the biggest dumb fuck." +It's because she was never really pregnant.,I'm surprised more rich celebs don't just pay a surrogate to preserve their bodies +My Xbox One is Unplayable,Dammit it Ubisoft! +Na'vi?,I think he means the Blue Man Group. +"None of them had Zeke and Dez was out most the year. I think that Dak is better than all three of them, but he also has more to work with then those three did.",Dak's legs also add a facet to the game that those other 3 dicksmack qbs noted above couldn't provide. +???,Jar Jar? +The Big Tasty Bacon is a lot better imo.,I have never had that or the mcrib actually. +What makes you certain they don't?,Maybe that's who Rudy Giuliani hired... +It pisses me off that she used what instead of that. That's not an easy typo to make either.,Maybe she's hank hill kin. +Priorities. I'll also take higher internal storage over SD since IMO SD isn't a proper substitute.,SD cards are a necessity if if you're into custom roms. +"Thanks, trust me I am no green thumb these only need a mist of water once a month. I hope I can handle that hah.",I would forget if I gave it a mist and end up filling it with water. +WHY ARE WE YELLING?!,YOU'RE INVITED TO THE PANTS PARTY +He's FINALLY here!,I have never wanted anything more. +"Just to be clear: When they *were not* linked to terrorism, Trump did business with them? And they were *later* linked to terrorism, after he'd terminated his relationship? Why is this news???",Because CTR are desperate. +D:E:F#:C,D:E:F#:C# What is u/TheNitromeFan 's timezone? +"Indian brahs, need your help Chattin it up with this indian qt chick today -Laid down the moves -Asked her name -She replies with thick accent, that I cant understand -stunned -took out my right earbud and repeated what I thought she said -she was smiling hard, replied yeah! i know for a fact I didnt say it right, but she was super into me whats he name? sounded like BOB-LEEN/BOV-LIN, when she said it. bhavlin? is that even an indian name? I wanna get it down for when I ask her out.",Maybe.... its Maybelline +Someone is unhappy with their purchase.,I thought it was kendrick Lamar related until I checked the comments. +"Welp, Cleveland can no longer make 3-1 lead jokes against the Warriors. FeelsBadMan",they can if their not baseball fans +"It's now confirmed, my MSi GTX1070 died after only 3 Weeks of usage. F intensifies","Funny, my msi 1070 did the same thing in rainbow six." +'Struggle' over wages could put 325 GTA school bus drivers on strike tomorrow,Parents should directly pay transportation costs +BYE OBAMA!!,Won't be surprised if he skips it. +Yea. Happened to my friend. Cop came in with a fake during the busiest rush period of the day and and she didn't catch it. Friend was arrested for serving a minor or something. Total bullshit. Of course cops around here have nothing better to do than pull over black people and arrest 21yr old bartenders for trying to do their job.,Cops going for the real criminals +Cops caught pepper-spraying handcuffed 15-year-old girl after she was hit by a car (VIDEO),Another bad apple that tarnishes an otherwise respectable profession +"Clippers rookie Brice Johnson has herniated disc in lower back, the team says. The Clippers said Johnson is out indefinitely.",Fucking kidding me... Get well soon Brice. +"Every few days, my aunt sends me another random blog or video link from very sketchy sources, trying to push lies about Hillary. I've decided it's not worth my time to respond to her and just delete them. Though I'm debating taking a photo of my Hillary cross stitch with my Georgia voter sticker and sending it to her.",My MIL loves that redstatewatch or whatever. +Rick Mears stopped in my store a while ago and I talked to him for probably 30 minutes. Just the nicest dude ever. Super smart too.,Meanwhile his nephew can't figure out how to turn right. +"Netflix will probably have it up soon, insha'allah",thanks ! +are,dead +Season 3 end date?,I'm on mobile but my best guess would be looking at the start and end of season 2. +I might get downvoted for this but....No one mentions Cousins. I know his stats aren't the best. (they are good) but if were talking about MVP. He should be mentioned. Hes put the team on his back more than a few times this year.,Skins have too many red zone issues for Cousins to win. +"Let me get this straight, liberals: Trump is fat, orange, and has bad hair... but rating a women's looks is sexist",She's only mad cause he rated her a 1. +It's not a Bentley...,Funny I see more Bentlys than Aston Martins where I live. +Does she stream because she doesnt get paid in Secret?,DO YOU WANNA FIGHT? +Why is Bellona excluded from the MotD? Deities of war mode without the Roman goddess of war...,And xing tian Hasn't been updated in ages I assume +"I've always wanted to get a BN themed tattoo. I just haven't found the idea that drives me to do it. That said, this might be it. Hope you don't mind.",This isn't even my original idea so feel free :) +shippuden 180,Sasuke like boys confirmed. +"That makes sense, thanks.",I thought the teams or reporters were beginning to make it a meme like longsnapper contracts here. +"Agreed, that's why I think places like CA and NY should have a split electorate like Maine and Nebraska.","Cali needs this badly, its places like LA, San Diego, San Fran, and some other shitholes that take all 55 electoral votes while the rest of the fucking state is like 60-75% red." +Botchamania 330 and Endingmania 7,"Daaaamn, Dezmond!" +City AM: RMT has kicked off balloting for two sets of strikes.,"As the long winter nights draw in, that's something to look forward to." +Dagens Nyheter: Unika svampar hittade i t-banan.,Maybe they need better cleaning crews in the stations. +Do a barrel roll!,poor thing is trying to escape +"Meaning if you'e grinding for a Dbow, and happen to get a Dblade, your WB modifier resets, the other 2 don't",This was different in the original post +"Move this way My knees hurt I'm bored I'm so warm right now, I kinda want to just fall asleep I'm tired Ew This position doesn't feel good at all Again with this start? Why do I always end up here? Your moans sound so stupid Shut up Jesus say something Are you watching the tv? Leg is falling asleep Being suffocated Move. This. Fucking. Pillow. Ow OOOWWWWW Just stop I swear to god if you stop right now I will murder your family pet Sweat.....",Can't forget the slapping splork sound. +"so say neighbour then, you never heard about a bad neighbour causing problems? please recognize that the bills are *not* the primary issue here. you're completely deluded if you think there's a way that the west bank can be prevented from causing problems for israel",we can cause them a lot of more troubles so no i'm not really concerned...we have a better position now to deal with it. +"Trump is only denied Presidency if the House votes against him, so that scenario is a moot point. The goal of the Faithless Elector movement is not to get Hillary elected. It is to give a more moderate Republican candidate those 37 Electoral Votes so the HoR has to vote between Trump, Clinton and Mystery Republican. Then, either the Repubs drop him like a flaming turd, or they have to sign their name to everything he does, by unequivocally supporting him. Most Republicans in Congress know he is a walking disaster, so the bet is that they would not willingly do that.",By not choosing trump the Dems get super majority in 2018 +... so there really isn't any evidence this leak had anything to do with his capture?,"As far as I know, no." +"don't forget Turtle has shown himself to be world class in the past, him and Xpecial were at least competitive against SSW's bot lane in that bo5 from what I remember. He wasn't Uzi level but then again, neither was doublelift",He was with Lustboy +KINGS ARE UNDEFEATED AND HAVE A BETTER RECORD THAN THE WARRIORS UPVOTE THREAD,I ALWAYS KNEW 2016-2017 WOUOD BE THE KINGS YEAR +"Because it is the same logic. You say they wouldn't want people to think that the gold skin looks bad compared to plat or diamond and therefore get demotivated, yet the same could be said of the borders.","Stop trying, yes borders are cool and shit but when compared to skins no one gives a fuck about them." +Hes playing Nice,Clearly playing OM idiot. +"He might be gone, Dan. *Gone.*","Is that you, James?" +"As a Texans fan I might be biased, but base JJ Watt has been a monster all season long, and mine is boosted up to 95","As someone who has played vs both, both are absolute beasts." +Sounds like you're just about as likely to be killed for drug use whether you use or not. Might as well use drugs,"Never ever sober, need drugs for my composure" +Same here. Driving and flying with a controller in GTA is heavenly.,"Funnily enough, I find driving / piloting in GTA V to be way more precise and controllable with a mouse and keyboard; less so on the driving part but it is really nice to be able to do a drive-by with a mouse." +Still waiting for type 59 tho...,Keep waiting... +RWB Confirmed to be Licensed in Forza Horizon 3!,RWB 964 and R32 pls +how to get gf?,Buying gf 10k +Is this the first time he's taken that cap off?,Hes never fully covered his scars; the cap just became part of his image. +Vanilla LAMP stack for .onion site.,"this seems cool.noob Q, How would I use it on my ubuntu vps?" +"I could, but choose not to.",:'( +Anyone else feel like Marcus only makes threes when they matter?,"I feel like he always makes them when they matter, he always takes them." +Broken Matt Hardy willing to DELETE the NES Mini?,what +TOP STOCK department managers!!! I am a DM over pets paper and chemicals. we've had top stock for 3 months now. I think its awesome. I am the only person who works the top for my departments. the problem is: I dont finish working all tops within my departments everyday. I finish my section work plus a few more areas but then I have to do other things. and my department is not small. i tried my best to work all tops in one shift but it didnt happen. note: i dont have associates and i dont get help from any cap team.,Do the required section work then fill outs on remaining sections. +On xbox or playstation?,"I admit it, it gave me a chuckle." +Wait what do you mean bonus xbox one s does it come with a free one?,It comes with a free Xbox One S with Fifa 17. +"Mourinho will come good at United. Yes, they look pretty bad right now and no, they aren't going to win the title (or perhaps even make top 4) this season. But with another year and a couple inevitable huge transfer windows I believe he will have them back challenging for the title and CL.",Just get Mess and Ronaldo. +FYE National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 2 Pack Hitting Stores - Not Really Anything Different Though Right??,"She's a beauty, Clark" +Stand by for Titanfall,Stand tall for turtle crawl! +Saw a guy on his scooter yesterday texting while driving. A fucking scooter! Couldn't believe my eyes. His eyes were not on the road and had only one hand on the accelerator.,That same hand does also operate the main brake though... +What is your favorite Pink Floyd Solo? (Any Instrument) Mine is probably Comfortably Numb. It's just absolutely sublime.,Not a favourite but the piano solo at the start of Great Gig in the Sky is quite nice +I mean A&M lost 14-33 to bama and LSU only lost 10-0.... they should sure as hell be above A&M,"By that argument, A&M scored on Alabama, LSU didn't A&M had a lead on Bama in the second half, LSU never led at any point in the game LSU has 3 losses, A&M has 2 losses" +This is awesome. I can almost hear gerry harvey quaking in his boots already. This will *end* the stubborn bricks n mortar retailers..,Yeah can't wait for Australian workers and businesses to be out of work so an American company can make more money! +"Told Siri to open Spotify, tells me that I do not have the stock Music app",iOS 10 makes sense that it was released in 2016... +But they are still admitting they would rather have him represent our country than Hillary.,I think you underestimate just how much a lot of Republicans hate Hillary Clinton. +"they will surely weigh your individual interest against the likelihood that they will make another 1,670 MILLION dollars before they make their final decision.","well im pretty sure im not alone in that opinion, mogambo" +"Not falling for it. Post a picture of your download complete, on today's date.",*here comes the part where those photos you've requested never show up* +I'm so over the Harambe jokes/memes. They really aren't funny at all. Nothing against you bro for participating in the times I just had to vent about it on this one comment out of the millions of Harambe memeorbilia.,I feel like being a hipster and complaining about harambe memes is a bigger thing than the actual jokes now. +"Stopped playing for a week, but decided to give the game a try again this morning. Isn't this fun? (all 1 attempt)",You're moving too fast. +2 months. But valor runs my town. I just collected on 25 gyms,the most you can collect on is 10. you can place pokemon in more but you only get to collect for 10 per 21hours. +"Listen I love the fact that Wilson is second with the shit he has dealt with this year, but Brady has been fucking amazing, and there is no denying that. People can make stupid excuses about his pass attempts being short yardage but neither backup QB can do what he is doing.",Wilson is growing on me like crazy if im honest +If you really think this is normal then you're probably not normal.,"oh, you are one of those judgmental ones well, it happens" +Battlefield,Thanks +They decided a man's face is offensive...?,Did you just assume his gender? +"Toronto Police Service: Missing man, Culford Road/Lawrence Avenue West, Joe DaSilva, 41",Who downvotes a missing person alert? +Barbara Walters reportedly feels ABC executives have ruined 'The View' by filling it with uninformed child actors.,There is a program on public television called 'To the Contrary ' which is an all-female socio-political discussion that is more balanced than 'The View ' and even they recognize when they are going off the rails at times. +"Carter's a great leader on a different scale. It's kind of like WW2 era generals. If you wanted to win a battle, Patton was your man. In terms of tactical deployment, execution of maneuvers, leading troops, and the ability to sustain an attack, Patton was one of our best generals in the west. But if you wanted to win a war? Patton had no mind for strategy and logistics. Carter would have worked better as a cabinet member, or another role where he is still a leader but his habit of micromanaging every last detail isn't hampering his ability to perform.",His micro-managing is the hallmark of his failures as a president. +"Dumb Friend: Yeah, so I have herpes, but it's okay. They're the good herpes. Me: You mean the coldsore herpes, right? Dumb Friend: No, genital. But they're the good genital herpes. HOW ARE THERE *GOOD* GENITAL HERPES!?!?!?!?",Because the warts make your dick look bigger. +In Kerry's Own Words: Syria Was Prohibited from Attacking al-Qaeda In The Ceasefire Agreement,this is big. +That whole beauty pageant episode is so hard to watch,*magic's in the aiiiir* +"Details, scope of Texas' transgender bathroom bill less and less clear",Is the ACLU ready to fight? +"I understand this is a beta, but WTF","It's the cavalry class, they're basically another elite class." +"Germany, here. Hardpoint and Bounty work great here on PC. How are those modes in the rest of the world?",You can't find games of ffa though even during the weekend +Thing's not to do at a funeral,[Meta] Using apostrophes improperly would be pretty high on the list. +"470 is struggling, 480 is getting by.",100+ fps on 1080p on high-max settings is struggling? +Cavs take Irving at number 1... I guess it worked out,I'm ok with this Irving pick +"You know shaming is against the thread rules right? I hate cheaters, but I hate seeing non cheaters getting banned off of the thread for doing what they think is right. Just report him and move on.",That's a bad rule. +Because it's boring. Even Cricket is more exciting.,Ahh yes the multiple day cricket matches... riviting! +"Lea's is that blonde bitch,right?","Hard to tell, she has a new hair color every week." +"i love the buzz that is a [1], i'm not completely zoinked so i can still function and be sober but the buzz just keeps ya lifted. 100% agree.",I consider a 1 when your not high but you smoked so there is a feint feeling of a clear mind. +That is what #opDeny270 is about.,"Because if Congress won't confirm a moderate Supreme Court justice because they think he is too liberal, surely they will vote for the most liberal person to be President." +I only see three on the side though?,"Unless you use buttons for shortcuts outside of gaming, you will never realistically use more than what's offered on the g502" +Era anche dj? Che stima.,GOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAAAM +So is everyone on this roundtable from the western US?,East Coaster whose working nights right now +Really? Considering the power they currently possess I'd argue otherwise.,And what power is that then? +What's the conversion rate to schmeckles?,It is one standard pouch of Jew gold +That is if he is playing on PC,"And what kind of different fixes there will be on console?you can't really edit files there right?So he can just download files from the store only right?And If I am Mistaken , please show me different fixes on the console then." +"Well good luck with your life. I bought it Black Friday as well, and I am 50 hours in.",thats how it goes :') +"No, I read the first little paragraph. This is not a debate post, this is the reddit equivalent to those bad-faith bros ask ~~feminists~~ straw feminists questions gotcha videos.","Seriously, most of the posts on PPD are now If biotroofs don't exist, then how do me, a redpill, touch boob?" +"Misery is pretty good, too. I think they're the exceptions that prove the rule. :P",I liked Green Mile as both the book and the movie. +Please post at your gun range,I know how to flex my ear drums so they don't take any damage. +What is this Echo Chamber you speak of ;),It's a mystical place known only to the superior players +Linkle and Link... Is it wrong? (Artist: Leadpoint),Are you going to post the rest of the album? +"You can use an analogue modulated driver, that will give you adjustable output power between a minimum and maximum using a 5V analogue signal. That'd allow you to turn the power down to see what you're doing safely.",Thanks! +"If every person felt that way states would never swing. Go vote. You're a swinger baby! That said, living in a state that is always blue is awful. You can't have a differing opinion without people smirking like you must be an idiot, and that's only if they aren't calling you a bigot. I can't wait to vote right in their ugly mugs.","I get that, I guess it comes back to knowing there are states that stay Blue or Red so I just feel that so many votes are useless that it discourages me from voting even though my vote is more important and that isn't right imo." +I mean ROS not overall. They have a pretty easy schedule and have shown they can bring heavy pressure. Idk I'm just shooting from the hip.,That's the best place to shoot from here +I'm so tempted to call in sick at work that day and drive to Chicago,Dude just ask off... +Even if your job survives you are still going to face more competition in your career.,Everything is fine... the people who lose their 3part time jobs are lazy and never contributed to society in any way. +"This is from an Assemblies of God denomination perspective. The printed sermon hand outs with blank spaces for you to fill in the answers as the Sermon is preached. The topic is usually pretty broad, citing individual verses that seemingly support the message but if you read them in the context of the chapter they often have nothing to do with the topic of the sermon. The alter calls at the end of EVERY service. The overly dramatic and emotional tone and cadence of preaching itself. Baby dedications, no not baptisms, dedications. Some couple and often entire extended family come up on stage and are congratulated for their fertility and successful coitus. Then the pastors and family essentially bless the child and commit to brainwashing it from its first moments, promise to hold it accountable(shame it) and dedicate its whole life to Jesus. It's especially cringy when the child is screaming in terror the whole time. The crazy woman who is always 'touched by the spirit'. The way the pastor uses this clearly mentally ill person to demonstrate 'God moving through the congregation'. Someone, usually an older person, yells out in 'tongues' some gibberish. The pastor stops everything and waits for the interpretation for an uncomfortable amount of time, 'Just waiting on you Lord..' After a very awkward while, two or three people yell out the interpretation at the same time, of course saying different things. Some decide to stop and then wait for the other to start again.. The special guest speakers, who always have a second offering taken just for them. Constantly rearranging the front decor and lighting like it's some kind of Broadway stage. Wow that felt good to get out! I'm sure others can relate.",Or when the pastor bails the gibberish speaking lune out of looking bad by giving a translation when it's quite obvious that he's just giving an outline to his sermon. +We were just plain fucking losers.,Same with us tbh Just wanted to keep it friendly haha +"all good, maybe you'll have a better chance at Worlds oh wait :))))",Lol Cloud9 have better things to do than play for a meaningless tournament. +"The Bad Batch Teaser Trailer- Jason Momoa, Keanu Reeves, Jim Carrey",According to IMDB it is a dystopian love story in a Texas wasteland and set in a community of cannibals. +Looking for members to join Discord!,below...can you send me a link? +"I'm new here, what's a monyet? But I shall happily accept your good wishes and raise a glass to you over my turkey, merry christmas!","That's what we call ourselves here, Monyet is monkey in Bahasa Melayu Merry Christmas to you :)" +What has this got to do with Feige not wanting to make money? How do you think any of this works? Advertising.,"No one said he doesn't want to make money, just that he's beyond just that." +"Shoes for real. I bought a pair of ecco dress shoes for work about 4 years ask for $110. I now have them in Brown too. It's about time to replace the original pair. My favorite exception to this rule is tools. If you use a cheap one enough to break it then buy a nice one, otherwise keep buying the cheap ones.",Neither 4 years nor $110 is much for shoes. +robocopy is good for copy and pasting.,"Cool, will it take care of ignoring existing/duplicate files when backing up again" +The real linus,The best Linus +"yeah we do know, cause you fuckers insist on mentioning it whenever rent price is discussed",You made me spit my coffee out from laughing so hard. +"My BIGGEST fear just came true!! Browsing reddit nice and calmly eating some toast and drinking coffee, I took a big gulp of coffee, when I swallowed a weird texture went down my throat, aww just the toast right? **** HELL NO! I looked at my coffee cup.. and what DID I SEE? A GOD DANG SPIDERS LEG! YOU KNOW THE ONES? THE BIG HAIRY LOOKING HOUSE ONES! I JUST SWALLOWED A *** SPIDER, AHHH!!!!!!!",THIS IS NOT CASUAL +TIL at one point of time lightbulb lifespan had increased so much that world's largest lightbulb companies formed a cartel to reduce it to a 1000-hr 'standard',Repeat after me: capitalism leads to innovation +No he doesn't. The last person he talked to does.,Trump is a robot who's easily programmable? +"God dammit. That little screaming noise and young link being frozen for a second is bad enough, but then you try to run out of the way and it happens again so quickly like 4 times in a row that you can't escape, and then you just get haplessly raped. This is my first world version of PTSD.",What are you guys talking about I don't remember this at all. +"Naked Body: What is the first thing that comes to mind when you think about the naked, human body?",A big 'ol floppy penis +"Snoke tells Ren: The droid you seek is aboard the Millennium Falcon in the hands of your father, Han... Solo. I think the reveal would have been good enough if Snoke didn't say Han Solo. Who'd do that in an actual conversation? Oh, hey, I met your father, George Soandso. - Oh, thanks for clarifying which father you meant. I have so many.","But the audience needed to know, if Snoke didn't say Han Solo we could've thought the father was Chewie" +"Thanks, but I'm on ps4",Dang +Nice example [](#Kappa),well maybe he's overloaded due to how many people say the F-bomb here. +What exactly does your inconsequential statement have to do with anything? You made an assertion and were asked to provide a source. Instead of providing one you give us some mealy mouthed bullshit instead.,"I'm expressing my opinion lol, no one asked you to give a shit." +"Lion King, always","Even now, Severus?" +Testing out my new lens on the E90,Gorgeous! +Just need my Canucks to win a Stanley Cup to the list.,Or the Wild! +Peers*,Doh! +"I dunno, plenty of trumpsters salivate at the thought of Hillary being murdered. And a lot of them are socially maladjusted.","Yea, time and time again has proved all of Hillary's supporters are perfect citizens" +"Both cars came with the same engine and the exact same suspension, so they would drive nearly identical. The CX would have no power steering if it is equipped with a manual transmission. The DX would have power steering regardless of which transmission it was equipped with. A/C was an option on either trim level. The DX would have a rear wiper and an AM/FM radio. The CX would have no radio and no rear wiper.","I have a 2000 CX hatch, and it has a rear wiper, and came with a radio." +Why doesn't Monday Night Countdown have any highlights? Are there any good highlights shows anymore?,Because they save it for the lowlights with C'mon Man +"Hidden cameras and surveillance make sense but where would you draw the line in terms of privacy? It would be acceptable in public spaces like the dining area, hallways, and even in shower areas but for an individual resident, the decision would lay in the hands of family members which is sad because family members and friends shouldn't have to worry whether their loved ones are being abused. There's so much more I want to say but can't articulate very well you know?","I get it, privacy is important, but when the potential for abuse (especially when someone cant communicate they are being abused) is there; it would weed out of so many bad and burned out care staff to ahve actual video of a incident rather than a rehearsed carefully worded statement during the incident report." +SIEG,ey digga chill mal +This remote has a red on button and green off button,It's funny because I have a very similar remote with the same style and symbols and I'm pretty sure mine is in the right color. +What's some very informative but practically useless information you'd like to share?,Blue reflectors in the road are there to let firemen know there is a hydrant on the side of the road at that location. +"What food, or food combo are you convinced people would love if they just gave it a chance?",More Americans need to try Irn Bru +Friday night nachos,"It's monday night, you madman" +I'll bet his parents are proud.,So he's gay? +"There are many times I end up in dark empty areas because there are plenty of those in my city, and I often walk from place to place.","For safety reasons, you could always choose a different, well-lit route." +I was thinking more like: Wife's friend Kate - only tolerates you because you're her friend's husband. She doesn't actually think you're funny and is just a good actress. Gas station cashier you see every day - thinks you are just another customer. Doesn't think your jokes are funny and instead are pretty cringeworthy. Mother-in-law - at war. Neighborhood cat who begs to be scratched behind the ears every day when you get home - alliance.,I like yours better than mine :D +"I think it is more a case of wanting to distance themselves from problematic people... And showing that they do not condone match fixing in any way possible, whether currently within the game, or in future job positions.","I agree, its stupid that people who ruined your brand a bit/fucked over a part of community have a future in the same company." +HERLY MERLY,This really re'd my posted. +"Question: What would you think of a Team Fortress 3? And what would you need to change between 2 and a 3 for it to be satisfactory to you? I was just pondering this myself, because the TF team has always said there is no need for a TF3. Personally I'd just like a clean, updated and more filled version of TF2, with updated graphics and I'd love to see the 50s theme be strong again. Just having a better TF2 would make me happy.",MORE HAT SLOTS +I need to reconsider the instagram accounts I follow. 0_0,DO NOT SEXUALIZE THE SYLVEON +Duh. The 55k is just what she gave State. There is another 33k deleted.,that she didn't turn over like she said she did *under oath and to the American people* ... and they knew it +She/He pulls out a pocket avocado to add to their salad.,It's okay if they share. +"Thanks for sharing, looks like an audiophile's wet dream.","Can confirm, left this open overnight and woke up with melted creamsicle in my bootyshorts." +Kellyanne Conway having trouble finding private school in D.C.: Report,One reaps what one sows. +"It absolutely didn't Neo Nazis are very much active and alive, especially in Europe.","Yeah, absolutely no difference with pre-1945s." +"In general I have no problem with anyone in particular, but when someone proudly claims Catholicism, I'm instantly repulsed. I don't understand how anyone with a conscience can align themselves with such a historically abhorrent organization.","I have no problem with organized religion, its with the particular organizations that do the organizing." +"reminds me of the 2ndaries of the zao, well they are obviusly the same so no suprise.",Whoa it's almost like it's the **exact same guns** +How can you invest in a car?,Look at any of the 50 year old white dudes at mecum auctions buying gts +"HAHAHA They are eating their own!! Guardian Attacks Gay, Feminist, Sex Assault Victim, Declares Europe's Migrant Rape Epidemic 'Made Up'","I've been left right all sorts of things and if there's one thing I learned is that no matter what people say, when there's a rape or allegations, that's when you find out what they'd actually do." +Thermodynamics.,pls explain +"Lords could commit suicide on this issue if they wanted. It'd be the death of the lords if they keep killing any bill, but the fireworks would be fun. I quite like the Lords, though. So I'd rather they didn't.",Worst they can do is delay it a year. +"Guy Benson on Twitter: Anti-Trump operative tells me 2 more big oppo hits coming. Says 1 is ~on par w/ 'p***y grab,' the other is worse.",It's gonna be a tape that makes Donald Sterling the *second* most racist old White guy named Donald to have been exposed in the last 5 years. +"Community Skins? Are there any guide lines I need to follow to make one? I have been thinking about making some skins as I am a pretty good graphic designer, I am wondering if there is anything I need to work off of such as photo size, UV mapping of the gun and such. Thanks!",All the community skins so far are made by the same person. +Jose Aldo: The only man ever to render Conor McGregor speechless.,Never disconnected his brain from his body for any amount of time though. +Glad it's not only me,there is a java flag for that +The first person I've ever seen look 15 and 51 at the same time,Left side = 51; Right side = 15. +Forgetting the Parking Break,I'm actually surprised they don't have pylons at the edge of the water to prevent this from happening. +"yea but ill say it wasnt what i expected/hoped. be cool if you ulted through it EVEN IF it hadn't been the 3 seconds it would proc these effects. of course, that could be crazy but hey.","Yea, the setup for this is actually fucking hard." +"POST GAME THREAD: Nuggets fall to the Hawks 108-109 | Dec 23, 2016",Fuck everything man. +"Thanks, Peggy Hill!",Bwahh! +New Interactive Map of San Myshuno! It has some pretty amusing reviews from the Sims that live there.,I love Bobo's reviews! +"You gotta wonder what the person thought this would accomplish... is it supposed to be a threat? Retribution? Or just throwing a temper tantrum? Either way, there's no more effective way to demonstrate why your side has the moral high ground than by sneaking in like a cat burglar and tampering with someone's door lock.",Keep the conservative going man! +Ok Muslims i lost,Muslim ban? +Saudi Arabia refuses to even consider allowing women to drive: The Kingdom is the only country on the planet that still bans female drivers,"To be fair, women are things, not people." +Wew lad,Wew +What's your favorite coming of age Book/Movie/Real Life Experience?,The Perks of Being a Wallflower is really good and pretty relatable +"She never said she'd had surgery, she said she was weighing two different surgery options.","aah yeah you're right, went and checked, I misread 'options' as 'operation.'" +How is the heel?,Stripe ends a little too soon tbh the colour could wrap round to the other side of the heel a little more but its better than some of the other budget V2's ive seen because they wrap round far too much +"Well, on both teams he farmed. And Farmed. And sang once in a while.",Kreygasm +Are condoms paid for by health insurance?,Should be. +I will post one flipped car per day for a month,I will flip my own car once a month +Good first date ideas besides dinner and a movie? I'm hoping for something kind of unique. I'd like to start of with something fun and end the night at a pub/bar.,Both of you could attend a session with Curd Hos at Hostyle Conditioning. +"Just making sure that you realize that there's about 1400 miles between Saskatchewan & Newfoundland as the crow flies. If you're travelling by car it's about 52 hours of continuous travel time between the Eastern border of Saskatchewan & the Western ferry landing in Newfoundland. A lot of tourists visiting Canada just don't have any concept of how gigantic our country is... I can say that Halifax, Nova Scotia has *lots* of craft beer, tons of museums, an entire ocean of kayaking, and some pretty decent hiking nearby!",I was going to make that same point. +"When a loved one dies, it's tradition in the Dani tribe of New Guinea for women to amputate a part of a finger.",I don't want to seem culturally insensitive but that's a fucking stupid idea. +Its like putting frosting on toast or whatever you're eating it on. Just buy frosting. You're not tricking anyone with your hazelnut paste.,yea but you can't get chocolate hazelnut frosting. +"Tyler, Gary, Jo, Corey, Adam and Ryan are the original teen dads. Which ones have jobs?",Corey is the only one that works I believe (and Germy Linn) +Playing Tirion when you have Wanda Wondorhooves triggers her to say cutesy in this week's brawl Has anyone else found out if the other characters say anything as well?,This week's Tavern brawl has more unique dialogue than the rest of hearthstone combined. +"The problem behind this (and a lot of reddits explanations behind conservative ideals) is that these are coming from people who are opposed to conservative ideals. It'd be like an ancap trying to explain the reasoning behind A Marxist ideology. Other than the people who try to be unbiased and succeed, people don't generally understand what their opponents believe and why.",Then would you care to explain your side? +It also shows a 3570 beating the 3570k...,they just underclocked the 3570k +LEAKED CTR MEMO: Promote rape culture with fake profile,The depths that corrupt woman and her cronies will go is staggering. +"My skin is quite fair, ass is quite round","You guessed it right, I'm G2 perkz" +Why what's happening tonight? lol,"Well the sun, you see, tends to disappear..." +Fire Emblem. Pokemon. Monster Hunter. I think I peed my pants just a little bit. If those games come to the big screen AND mobile then I will be one happy person.,While I want those on the big screen as well...the controller does not look any more comfortable compared to the 3DS. +Why would they keep the monkey in the same exhibit as the sloth?,Slower +Fat Rant Friday Fatlogic in real life getting you down? Is your family telling you you're looking too thin? Are people at work bringing you donuts? Did your beer drinking neighbor pat his belly and tell you It's all muscle? If you hear one more thing about starvation mode will you scream? Let it all out. We understand.,"Well, this is surprising... I... I have nothing to rant about today." +Here's your 2016/17 Early Season Report: those who are playing the best and worst relative to last season.,Wiggins and Demar making Canada very happy +"I agree, but a lot of people try to use it that way.","Well, they should realize that it's not a relational database then." +You have my sympathies.,But not my regret. +I don't know if it is as much about skill as the deck choices beforehand. When everyone knows the meta and brings the same decks the skill diminishes. Here there was a deckbuilding component and lack of information that gave Lifecoach an advantage.,everyone was in the same situation.. deckbuilding is also a skill needed to win a tournament like batstone +Why do more electors defected from Hillary Clinton than the President-Elect?,Probably would need to ask them +Blasters dont have a jap weapon to make so they cant make one,Hm he should just cube the pensalir one then +So what is everyone thinking?,"I'm waiting for it to get delayed a month then have some yinzer hit me when it's snowing, trying to do a Pittsburgh left before I get the chance to sell it back" +"What's your favorite way to Troll in Battle Spot? When I'm not being serious or testing teams out in Battle Spot or the PSS, I tend to throw together a team of Pokemon that all share one goal: troll the hell out of my opponents. And this week, I found a gold mine. Disguise a Zoroark as a Darkrai. It's so much fun. I can't count how many times people go for the disguised Zoroark. It gives my other Pokemon time to set up if possible. If paired up with a Follow Me/Rage Powder Pokemon, it's a free Nasty Plot and grants my Zoroark a chance to sweep the opponent. I've actually had people forfeit matches or rage quit solely because of this. As for my Darkrai, however, that's a different story altogether due to a personal rule of mine regarding it and the fact it itself is a troll on it's own. What are your favorites ways to Troll your opponents?",Funbro +"Is Crisp like another adjective the youngins are using all the times these days? Like a hundred different posts in this thread have that adjective, and considering there is nothing crisp about these jerseys in the middle-aged white sense of the word I'm confused.","Usually when jersey discussion comes up, there's an uncomfortably high use of the word sexy to describe them." +how could i forget,nice save? +"ah, well do you know a graphics card that could run csgo on max and fit in my computer? srry if im a bit ignorant on this, i really dont know much about computers lol",It won't fit. +"They Don't Deserve It! I was watching Love It of List It. And this couple told Hilary that they wanted to create a hang out space for their teenage children. And when they went to look at houses with David, he would point out places that could be a teen space. I'm thinking the entire time that it was nice that the parents wanted their kids to have a nice safe place to hang out with friends. And I said so, well that was the wrong thing to say. Here's the conversation. * Me: Having a hang out space should be nice. * Nmom: Why do they need a place to hang out? * Me: The mom has a sun room, the dad has a man cave, and I guess the parents want the kids to have a teen space. * Nmom: They have a room with a bed, that should be enough. * Me: You don't think children should have a space in the house? * Nmom: No, they didn't do anything to deserve it. They should be happy with having a room and bed. The parents pay the mortgage. Children don't deserve dedicated spaces to them. Any parent who creates or buys a home based on their children is stupid. * Me: Wow. This explains a lot about my childhood room. I had a bed and a nightstand. My parents put all their clothes in the closet, their clothes hung on the back and front of the door, and their clothes covered a chair. And the chest of drawers was filled with their stuff. All of my clothes were hanging in one of those cardboard wardrobe moving boxes and all of my extra clothes and other belongings were thrown at the bottom of the box. After staring at that box for 16 years I asked my grandmother to buy me a fabric wardrobe. My parents wouldn't buy me one. And once I got it they told me it was a flimsy piece of junk. Now, that I think about it, my parents often call the things I wanted or got a piece of junk. Or they'd call it stupid, if it was expensive.",And mom of the year award goes to.... +"Not to mention very few stuns, which is one of the things I dispise about overwatch",And stuns aren't the end of the world. +I know how to use a thermostat; thanks. We don't have one in our apartment.,So you don't use one... that's the problem +The latest in highway communication devices,Must resist ... perfect stocking stuffer ... +"And with the news about another director leaving The Flash, I'm not quite sure if WB learned their lesson in regards to meddling about with the film.",If directors leaving was a sign of a bad movie every superhero movie would be horrible most superhero movies cycle through directors because of continuity and vision between companies and directors marvels done it on almost every movie and their all mostly good still +hehe look at this idio-OH SHIT SORRY MR TIGER IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAI-,Obviously I should have known better than attacking a Tiger from the side. +This reminds me of the tax loopholes he exploited. He's spun it by saying of course he's going to use the loopholes but he wants to fix them. I honestly think that's a fair thing to say.,"Eh it reeks of hypocrisy, and besides, his tax plan doesn't actually close them anyway, so it's a moot point." +Norway sounds good to me.,"Norway is the exception, though." +Your Christmas sounds boring,Its called Hanukkah. +The VVD rumours have been going on for long before the release clause thing and they are carrying on after it's been disproved too. Telegraph are running an exclusive on it just today.,"If City don't manage to get VVD, do you think they go back for Laporte or Bonucci or look elsewhere?" +Because China is getting stronger and stronger each day and Taiwan is getting weaker and weaker.,Yes but you're implying that China is the only game in town for Taiwan +"Needs more windows, overclock it to 11.","Naa, just open some more windows." +What if we gave it a delayed lock on at long ranges and faster lock on the closer you walked to it. And gave it a smart pistol like lock on indicator. That would turn it from a giant area denial that you put on top of the tallest building that gets kills from insane ranges into more of a choke point denial tool that will kill you quickly if you enter a hallway or a door but not snipe you if you are a football field away. Plus the lock on indicator would let you know if it was still looking at you for those annoying times when you run into a building to avoid fire and pop out 15 seconds later just to see it still shooting at you for some reason. You would know you're still it's primary target. And remove it from CTF. I don't want anything like Arc Mine spam in the first game.,"I like these ideas, although I don't know if it needs a lock on indicator since it has the laser sight that points at you... I think having a lock on indicator would make it a bit too easy to dodge since it would alert you before you saw it in those cases." +"Well NOW it is, Charlie!",It's just... I've never really liked dark meat +That's why I find it so funny. It's weird people who were legitimately racists back then claiming Black Supremacists were destroying the country back then they didn't have much of an argument because Black people were legitimately second class citizens back then. However nowadays everyone has the same opportunities and now Black Supremacists are rioting not for freedom but for to restrict the rights of everyone else.,Yarp! +"Portland Mercado on Foster was burglarized by jerks. Most all of the carts got hit. Please go there and spend your money, or you can donate in the link. Jerks.",mah tatela! +Matt Ryan has yet to throw a pass and have it hit the ground,aaaand there it is +"Nah, I recently read about a guy forgiving himself for honour killing his daughter and walking out free",Relevant username? +I've played against a few water decks that had the AT swampert. I know I lost to at least one of them. It just depends on how fast your setup is and if you can load up swampert,In standard or expanded? +Team Fight Breakdown with Jatt: SSG vs SKT (Worlds 2016 Finals),tl;dw Ruler's positioning was too good +A quick reminder that 41% of Trump supporters would bomb Agrabah - a country from the movie Aladdin,Jafar is the greatest threat to American geopolitical security. +Not to bad.,I almost didn't get him cause I thought he was on my Christmas list but then remembered it was Otto. +"Awkward first date on a New Zealand reality show starts bad, gets worse",Cant believe she didn't even bring money luke what fucking year is it +Because it increases the risk of cheating occurring in games and isn't necessary to the functioning of the game.,"If you know or have marked card locations in your deck then you are cheating already, regardless of how you randomize A requirement of the game is presenting a randomized deck: this is a tool for randomization." +You don't need 32gb of RAM,Thanks that was pointed out +I just realized something...,Flumpty's button is not even close to SL lmao +"Just looking at wikipedia, but it looks like the CDMA versions of the Note II used a Qualcomm chip for radio.","I'm not sure where you found that information, all I found regarding Qualcomm is that the SHV-E250L (South Korean market model) and GT-N7108D (China Mobile) utilize Qualcomm chips, the US CDMA models: SCH-i605 (Veizon) and SPH-L900 (Sprint) use Exynos have no mention anywhere of Qualcomm chips." +14 year old redditor ponders the meaning of life,r/im20andidontcatchobvioussarcasm +Weeaboo gets a date with a hot Japanese woman because he watches anime,"Sure, and watching *Transformers* teaches you how to drive." +It must be fun to have one of those defenses everyone is always talking about.,Still no idea why the hell y'all hired Wommack. +after you've reached a certain point where players aren't totally retarded then they are the one laughing at your loki pick :),"Not in 1v1 ;D, unless you pick a warrior for some reason lol." +3 games v Yogg today 3x lost good nerf 100% work's,"Yep, people call him dead but the god of death laughs at death itself" +Donald Trump offers national security adviser job to Michael Flynn,because there isn't enough war on this planet at the moment +Did you miss the one on how to launch a run command? That's a great idea. Let's show all my users how to use power shell.,You mean the DOS emulator with the blue background? +"Well, at least Trump is not their president",but they had Dilma dude +"You'd be surprised how many ppl don't really upgrade their furniture. The same furniture they had in the 90s, they have now.","Well yeah, furniture is fucking expensive." +"just looked it up actually, he doesn't respect him because he said Thompson knew that they were fighting 6 weeks before the official announcement but was still acting like Woodley was ducking him or scared",Which was totally untrue btw +Trump's response should be to prepend a clip of Clinton voting for the war in Iraq to this video.,"Man, the Conservatives really have erased George W. Bush from their histories huh?" +There's definitely a U in that sentence,ok child +Yep!,nice +Game?,trackmania turbo +"Max Holloway leads UFC featherweight division in fights, wins, winning streak, stoppages and knockdowns.",Does anyone know what the statistics are if WEC is included? +"BREAKING: State Dept. to release 1,250 deleted Clinton emails Thursday",Can't wait for John Kerry to BTFO Clinton. +Women in farting... What did I expect,GO HOME GAMER FART! +Go home you're trunk.,You guys are really barking up the wrong tree with these puns. +"Poor guy downvoted because, he does not know American history.",I mean you dont need to know US history to know WWII wasnt happening during the 1700's. +Weekly Discussion Thread | September 19th - 26th Following this weekly thread we'll have a pre-season game on the 27th and can start doing the daily threads again. Yay!,I'm really sad about Marlins pitcher Jose Fernandez +"Glue to hold it together, nails to make it look like it's nailed together",its overkill +A great fan-made poster for season 7 of Game of Thrones!,Fuck that's great +I liked saints row 4. When do we string me up by my entrails for my sins?,"I liked SR4 too, but it's easy to have a different opinion when you're comparing it to SR2, or in this case DR." +Was reading alltime top posts in this sub. Noticed that this guy's wish came true exactly as he wished for. Santa Claus' existence confirmed.,How do I build the Santa Claus unit? +"OK, you aren't addressing anything either you or I said, plus Eagle Eyes is generally a bad mutation for long term success.","i am responding with an alternative to your plan, how hard is that to understand?" +quick question,"I wanna say it's the 14 x 24 one, but I'm not so sure myself, you might be able to get away with the 16 x 10 one" +Where to buy Dimension Box Limited Edition and/or OCG supplies? I want to buy the Dimension Box and considering how the previous limited edition box the Millenium Box didn't have a TCG release I was wondering where would be a good online store to buy Dimension Box and/or other OCG card supplies. I've kept an eye on Amazon but a lot of the stores don't ship to me. I've also looked at Ebay but there's a lot of scalping. Are there any reliable online stores that sell OCG products in general with an updated list? Thanks in advance.,Jakarade is a p popular one +"Modern Warfare Remastered: Graphically poor? I don't know how everyone else feels about the game. I absolutely loved the original and put so many days into that game. I even go back to play it from time to time. What I have noticed is that the colours on the original were soft and textures weren't as sharp. Having put a few hours into this remaster I just can't believe how graphically unpleasing this game is, objects don't render as well in the distance meaning when you're ADS it's just blotchy with the surroundings. I find that the colour levels between the player models and textures on the map are very similar to the point where I've been on maps and just can't see an enemy player that is more than 20m away from me. I find it worst on Overgrown, if you're at one side of the wooden bridge and there's an enemy who's at the other side standing next to the barn, I just can't make that player out. It got to the point where I even loaded up the original and tested it out and there was a huge difference. I just find that the colours, player models, textures, lighting are all very, very poor and would have hoped that something better would have been released. Gameplay is fine bar the stupid spawns on some gametypes. What's everyone else's thoughts, I'm sure most people will be content but I'd imagine they'll be some people out there that'll share the same view?",The glare is awful but otherwise I don't have an issue with the graphics. +thank you,sure thing +"Good Morning CTR, how you are going to survive this one? FBI: Indictment Is Likely.",Wow it's fucking nothing +Haha haha. Totally. Me too.,"Ahaha classic Swedener, what a magnificent display last night, ne?" +Why di i even try with CSGOlounge?,*makes ------ +"When looking for unbiased opinions on matters, it's often best to seek out people with usernames such as HILLARY_4_TREASON to provide the most objective analysis",Maybe they might even lookup the definition of treason someday. +Metal Frame Solid,What chestplate is that? +Off topic but that guy in the thumbnail below her ( I forget his name ) he looks so much like max from catfish,I think that every time he pops up in my feed +"oh I already know that you probably won't buy it so .. by all means, go ahead. (you will have to wait a while for it though)",Just curious what genre are you going with or overarching concept if you don't mind saying of course. +"Can I extend this question to people who yell, scream, or sing while yawning? Why? WHY??",I love to sing. +"No, generally, bot lane is around 1-2 levels behind. The jungler is usually also around that level, although if he is ahead, he might be the same level as the solo laners.","If jungle is the same level as botlane, it's a bad jungler." +"From the movies, I assumed this would involve fire.",Looks like he tried but couldn't get it to burn. +I really like the new Monsterdcat Gold flair,"Indeed, looks cool to be honest." +"Very few. A majority of my extended family voted for DT and all of them believed pizzagate, that HRC killed the FBI agent, and that the Pope endorsed DT. It's honestly pretty sad.",What is pizzagate? +"Lightning is still -1 trade to EC when 1 to 1 unlike rocket. But if you can target two other units, it is a big positive trade.",Good point. +Hey Wayne! Is Bill Clinton A Rapist???,Is Pepe's butt waterproof? +"WMCQ promo, actually.",Ah yes +meirl,Why did his head double in length +"This encourages me to look harder for work in Canada, just in case he wins.",LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT +The joke is old. It was made up long before the cubs actually won.,~~Red Sox~~ Cubs +"I found this a week ago, but thought I'd hold back so as not to spam r/ireland with old British archive footage. Some observations: - Note the German-style helmets sported by the Irish troops. These were a copy of the WWI-era M1918 Stahlhelm made by the British company Vickers. These were being phased out in 1940 and replaced with the British Brodie helmet. There is a common myth that this was because British sentries in Northern Ireland were mistaking Irish border troops for Germans and panicking - in fact, Vickers had just discontinued production of the M1918. - The artillery is being put on trucks rather than just being towed because it has spoked wooden wheels which can't withstand the stress of towing. - The soldier at 1:24 is not carrying a bazooka, because they weren't in service yet. It's an obsolete coincidence rangefinder for the machine guns. - There's an amusing moment when the narrator heralds the guns begin to bark followed by a Vickers gun firing about six rounds and jamming. - Note the big water cans attacked to the Vickers machine guns. These were for concealing and retaining the steam vented from the water-cooled machine guns. - The aircraft visible are Miles M14A Magisters and Westland Lysanders. The Magister was a trainer, and the Lysander an army co-ordination aircraft. - The comradely tone of the newsreel is surprising given the official tension between London and Dublin during the early years of WWII. Relations improved as it became clear that Britain would not be defeated.","Nice video, the German style helmets manufactured by a British company is deliciously ironic :)" +at max light you can still get 399 drops,I have never got anything less then 400 since I hit 400 +"My brain wants to tell me the keys played on the show were inverted, but maybe I'm remembering that wrong.",Pretty sure it was the same exact *(fucking awesome)* bassline +Looks like Mom tried daughter's gymnastic moves.,4meta2me +Why 'halitosis' as a name for the bomb?,It make dem eat da poopoo. +: Will MDE: World Peace be renewed for a second season? (Note: not asking if it should be renewed),"I say yes, everyone on this sub seems to enjoy it." +Do what you wanna do in the back where no one sees you. I wouldn't wanna eat at a restaurant where waiters slap their asses in front of me. It's unhygienic and shows that they really don't care about maintain good basic levels of professionalism in front of customers.,"But remember, you'd be an asshole if you didn't tip them even if they slap ass in front of your table." +I'm gonna pretend they're the New York Knicks.,"Ha, family guy reference." +"Yes, I think this has happened in some areas. I was able to schedule tonight and most stealerships only had Jan 17th onwards but a few had openings for December 27/28/29th You can guess what I chose.",I'm personally going to wait out the winter. +Which is why he'd be the greatest President ever at Limbo.,23 D LIMBO! +What is your favorite thing about each region?,Are you asking about region characteristics or game features per region or...? +Yeah i got bellona to 5. I consistently lost games. I still dont know how to carry with her.,You don't play Bellona and play someone that actually has impact on the game +"He mentioned that the golf swing mechanic was never vetted before it got leaked. Once it was vetted it was discarded, so it was never going to be a thing.",i don't know if you can call it a leak if it was featured on an ATV episode. +My father in 1963 sleeping on my grandfather's lap,That kid grew up to bang your mom +Seriously! Even if I'm friggn Mercy I push myself in there when there's nobody else in sight. Literally asked 76 on my team recently why he didn't contest cuz we were almost there. His response? Had to get health. Lol ?????,Gotta have full health for round 2. +That is a rumor at literally every college.,It came from a terrible movie. +How to play now?,Search for it in the PS store and launch from there +"Acer, 15.6 Display,Intel, Core i7, i7-6700HQ, 2.60 GHz, 16 GB Ram, 1 TB HD , 3840 x 2160,Windows 10 Home- V5-591G-75KE | Factory Recertified - $411.99",950M +He's my dark horse pick for totw tomorrow,That's racist. +"Personally im upset about 2k, I was looking forward to portable NBA. still hope for both titles though.",I have a PC that I can play those games on and personally don't give a damn about portability. +"Signature move: PsyJudgment Super-effective against all types, 190 BP, 40 PP, always has STAB, has perfect accuracy, +10 priority, causes Protect to fail if after it, does not make contact, always hits the weaker Defense, boosts all stats by 3 stages, lowers all of the opponent's stats by 3 stages, removes the opponent's item, consumes their berries, has auto Mold Breaker, sets up Stealth Rock, max layers of Spikes, Toxic Spikes, Sticky Web, Tailwind, Light Screen, Reflect, Safeguard, and Lucky Chant, all with infinite duration. Revives and fully heals all members of the user's team and clears all status effects. PsyJudgment forces Flying or Levitating pokemon to the ground, allows Ghosts to be hit by Normal/Fighting attacks, Dark types to be hit by Psychic attacks, Fairy to be hit by Dragon, and prevents the opponent from switching out. If the opponent attempts to Mega-Evolve, switch, or attack, PsyJudgment's power is increased by 2x. It does have the small downside that it's one of those moves that hits 2-5 times so you might only get the 380 power instead of 950. This does limit Arctwo's usefulness just a bit.",But that's too OP! +The problem is not that there aren't moderate moslims (there are). The problem is there is no theological basis for it in the koran.,Excellent point. +"My potential team, what does r/pokemon think?","it's awful, you don't have type coverage, you're only using 1 alola when you should have 8 on your team, this montage sucks anyways so yeah probably awful" +"This is precicely why the USA was set up this way - to avoid the election of a popular demagogue-type person. The College voters can vote as they please. It would be pretty exciting, tho.","If by exciting you mean extremely violent, yes." +Post your 3 most mastered champions and let others describe you. Thought it was fun last time it occurred.,"Vayne (498k mastery), Veigar (361k mastery), Katarina (233k mastery)" +hes doing it because it's a meme anyway. anyone who's active on reddit couldn't stand to be a serious member of FM (except for you guns rip autism),He's actually srs ask him +Don't forget miscarriages and floggings!,And slaughtering his wife's lover on the spot! +Why You Shouldn't Donate Canned Food to Charities | Adam Ruins Everything,only reason they want money is so they can pocket some of it +No failed physical for Kline. He simply was removed from the deal. The rest of it remains - Eric Rowe in exchange for conditional 4th,"I wish Mike Tomlin would change his name to Bill Belichek... Just call up the Browns/Eagles/Raiders and be like: Hey... I've got a shiny 7th round pick here... You don't want Mack, do you?" +na thinks iem means something,You are more american than half of this sub. +What do we say to death? Not today!,Oh oh oh oh +"Still happening? If no, what fixed it?",Not sure but not happening anymore +Bullet Bouncing - Why does WW use her brazelet?,"This is objectifying women, please remove this" +I need more games. I dig nintendo games but why would i care about skyrim when ive played it to death. I need a killer game outside of zelda.,"How about Dragon Quest, Dark Souls, or Monster Hunter?" +Worst 8-3 team of all time. Proof: we had to worry about whether we would be able to beat the Browns last week. *Ben McAdoo thinks beating the Browns is a euphemism for taking a massive dump.*,How do you think we'll fare against you guys? +Yeah don't you hate it also when somebody belittles your beliefs even though they don't affect them at all?,"I understand that it is insulting, but I think it's important that it's pointed out how ridiculous the story acrually is." +Does this live shit work on mobile or am I retarded? Everything works exactly the same lol,it doesnt work on mobile currently +"If he commands you to burn children, your lord is evil.",Watermark ruins it for me. +"I'd say BF4 is more than just Ace-52. I'm still seeing a lot of AEK, 416's, Ace-23, and L85's being used.",And FAMAS. +It makes me mad. Why do I have to pay my taxes and this jerk doesn't? And how do you profess to love everyone you're promising to help when you made them shoulder the tax burden alone? And now he wants to keep YOUR taxes the same -but lower HIS? He's a slap in the face to hard working Americans. He's the poster boy for the word of the 20teens -entitled.,Do you pass up any of the deductions you qualify for? +"Mark Kirk, Republican Senator from Illinois, calls on Trump to drop out.","No, he needs to go down with his Trumptanic." +I'm saying that you don't know what is in those briefings. And Neither do I.,Neither does Trump. +* $40 - Superlux 668B * $100 - ATH AD700X * $150 - ATH AD900X * $200 - AKG K7XX * $350 - AKG K712 Pro * $1000 - Senn HD 800 * $1500 - Senn HD 800S,"K701, K702, Q701 all have wider soundstage than K7XX/K712." +Thing is Ishida was very careful not to show any penetration of her actual chest only her arms and legs(non fatal wounds). So who really knows.,Akira survives because of her huge muscles. +Where can I get a sample ballot?,On your county clerk website. +"Google Truth is released, and anything you search will be answered correctly. What is the first thing you search?","Fuck it, I want to know if aliens have ever actually visited our planet." +Fascism Means Freedom For British Women - BUF poster 1930s,Oswald Mosley was such an interesting character. +He has no reason to? That's so fking random. Suspects are given 3 warnings to turn themselves in before they're killed,"Haha woah, you said that as if it's entirely reasonable." +Has this primis flag always been here?,"Yes, primis told the king to build his castle" +Theory: Robots are the future of football,How much weed did you just smoke? +I want to know how I'm going to nail Santa down during Christmas so he doesn't blow away.,"Your mum has got that covered, amirite." +"Oh please, Palestinians are a bunch of savages living in mud huts. However, US should not under any circumstances be Israel's bitch, it should be the other way around. However, I understand USS Liberty.",as if being savages living in mud huts gives Israel permission to do whatever they want +"Just Cause 3 still not hitting $15, I sure hope this isn't in store only",Its 11 at redbox tho! +Pumpkin Spice Bratwurst,And white girls everywhere rejoiced +"I guess, physically, Matt is a step up from Gary? Still, I'd sleep with Gary 100 times over sleeping with Matt once.","As someone who prefers chubby guys, I'd take Gary any day." +"List of players w/ 20+ shots and no goals includes RNH, Stepan, Ladd, Domi, Lindholm, Eriksson, Backstrom, Jenner, Forsberg...",You can take RNH off the list now! +National Geographic's 'Afghan Girl' hospitalized in Pakistan after falling ill in police custody,:-( +wyd tho?,w~~y~~*u/koolaideman456*d tho? +"Really, because it sounded like you were being snarky to someone who is obviously already feeling pretty bad about things. In the future, please make sure that your responses here are both compassionate and constructive.",You are not the boss of me. +"if this shitpost reaches the front page, i'm never coming back to this shitty ass subreddit.",pls not upvote posts always reach frontpage +I don't think I will ever get tired of that highlight intro.,OHHHHHHH oh.... +Ding dong,b a n n e d +Why are the memes always gone?,"Do you think he memes it all out, or just memes it up as he goes along?" +"Keeps it distinct from Earth-2's STAR Labs. Well, that, and the orange filter placed over the entire dimension.",Hong Kong flashback were pocket universe confirmed? +Holy shit you really are retarded,Literally +seen several people using Flare in a single target rotation am i missing something? have i been black maging wrong for a year? it's less damage than fire iv so i dont get why people use it for a single target,It's the highest potency spell so it must be the best one to use. +"I realize today they are interchangeable. Back when motor and engine were words more well defined to their own purposes, is probably around the same time motorcycle was coined. I could be wrong.","An engine is a type of motor, the words aren't interchangeable." +I've been thinking about it. I would honestly just make jokes and puns about the game the entire time like I do in my discord chats.,I think people would HATE that. +I've not had any trouble getting matches. Where are you? Are they segregating by region?,"US West, I can get matches but they always have bots" +"I actually like yogg in competitions :D It's the only thing random and fun enough to keep me interested :D The ultimate 10 mana desperation play. And the one thing I really don't want is Blizzard to nerf it. On the other hand, I'd like so many cards that were nerfed or sent to wild to come back ... Some of the cards that aren't available anymore are actually the ones that made the game not so linear, I feel like there isn't a really well defined difference between great and average players, that's really quite sad.",It seems you don't watch competitions for the competition then +Whose speech is the FCC suppressing? I'd really like to know.,Yours. +Interesting that the ui says the data is used by engineers. Perhaps these scans will be a crucial component of anti-thargoid weapon mods? They came before. We are leaving this data entombed here in case they return...,"Attach this to Jaques station, it's the only way" +Hamilton Morris?,*Vocal Fryyyyyyyyyyyy* +Why stop there? Lets lock up Sorens future kids now too!,I always thought soren was like claimed for life by tsm lol +already have warhog code. Do you still need the code ?,No thanks i got the free beta on the microsoft store +Would pressing a dispenser against that wall prove useful? Maybe that's what the ladder was removed for?,Pretty sure the ladder had no collision +"So we're about to start sparring next week.... I've trained in Krav for about 3.5 years and recently joined muay Thai to supllement the training and Imorove my 1 on 1 game. It's a good school with a newer student base and quality instructors and tbh I'm quite terrified to start sparring here as 90% of the students have never done anything like that whereas I have probably 30 hours of actual spar fighting time under my belt. Anyone else ever get more terrified from the beginners than the seasoned vets?I can just see the injuries, bad technique, and the out of control flail matches in my head. I don't want to seem like an elitist or anything of that nature as im certainly not a pro but should I just tell my instructors I'm not comfortable sparring or something? What tends to happen in this situation is I don't wanna totally bash on some new guy whose nervous and going all hard when if I did the same it would light them up (in most cases). Is there a good way to adress this? I got plenty of stupid injuries when I was learning myself and hitting the reset button is discouraging.",Tell them to take it slow if its their first time. +"32yr old virgin exmo of 2 years. Still never drank a drop, never smoked or ingested a thing. Wondering where all this sin is I left to commit is at. I dont like coffee/mocha flavor. I hate it when I'm not fully lucid. I'm too poor to drink, nor have anyone to drink with. I cant even give my fat ass away. Sooooo wheres all this sin that I left to go commit?",Watch a comedy and commit the sin of loud laughter. +Elon Musk Says Advanced A.I. Could Take Down the Internet: Only a Matter of Time.,"Advanced AI...and an 8 year old kid, by DDOSing the DNS server of a game site he hates." +"Nobody uses Voat because the Nazis claimed it as their safe space and chased everyone else out with spam, doxxing, and death threats.",Woosh. +Wow. I'm not a server. I just subscribe for the stories. It's crazy how douchey people can be.,This sub certainly has made me appreciate the good servers more. +Isnt she a public figure? Her fans inow her name,I would say that any attempt to draw harm to someone by revealing RL info would be doxxing. +Post your gun stocks for Onward,Now all you need is a third wand for the pistol and a fourth wand for the knife. +Vesey 2 assists. But damn pirri can shoot the lights out,"But pirri doesn't get enough assists... that means he's terrible, right?" +"I would be surprised, my short time with a Galaxy Note 7 left me disappointed in the quality of Android Apps.",lol how did your short time with the phone affect the apps... +"Heh, the *other* giant cesspool of bias.","Fine, r/Asia then!" +Just like coffee.,Are you seeing me defending coffee? +NATIONALS ARE YOUR 2016 NL EAST CHAMPIONS,MERRY CLINCHMAS +no,"You have no idea what any of the words I used mean, do you?" +You are looking live at the Horseshoe... always gave me warm tinglies.,Don't forget On the banks of the ole Olentangy +Best 3DS games?,Sticker Star +"I would imagine that jealousy plays a big part in the hate. The guy has managed to carve out a living for himself and his family doing what he loves, and excels at. I wish more people could just be happy for others! Also, always looking forward to your next upload mate, keep up the awesome work!",Or maybe it was the vote for hillary or you're satan thing. +What are your predictions or hopes for today's gift? I'm hoping we get a camo that can be applied to all guns. If not I could see possibly an accessory being what we receive,"I'd like an accessory of either a christmas present, a mini santa head, or a bauble" +3rd and 25 conversion? That's good for morale son.,Not for Seattle ! +Incredible Widowmaker body paint,"Fuck off kids, stop upvoting stuff because of boobs." +I think pallets should be something that survivors work on. For example between chokes an option to place pallet should appear.,Welcome to pallet town :D +What did the ref do with the dildo? Did he just toss it to the sidelines? Where is the dildo now?,Kicked it off the field. +GB under Rodgers not even trying to mount a comeback with 2 minutes left to go...what the hell is going on this season?,Not everyone is Stafford brah +The ammo and reload speed is a very significant tradeoff though since they usually kill in the same number of shots anyway. But what do I care? #sweeper4lyfe,#sweepgang +TiF2 not TF2.,"What, Team Fortress 2 had a good campaign" +*Pyrrha uses her Semblance to make Yang punch herself in the face.*,*Pyrrha: 50% Canadian 50% Yandere* +I got it free in the marathon misson in 2015 and it has been sitting gathering dust after trying it for around 50 games... will be glad to try it out again. I found the accuracy and lack of pen just painful,I heard on the wild west server (aka chinese) it has 300 pen HEAT rounds. +Nobody in the team has seen that one Monty Python sketch...,"Well, this is embarrassing..." +"After someone said it on one of the MANY threads, I can't stop seeing the NBA symbol.",That's what I thought it was at first glance! +It can't be stressed enough. We now have evidence that his sources are worthless and likely just trolling him all along.,"We had that evidence for quite some time, this recent thing though just cements even more how he has no leak in CIG, and is largely talking out of his ass, or just repeating what goons say to him." +Drug dealing 2.0. Now with unsuspecting carriers.,You can't arrest someone for just delivering the drugs. +A lot of that 38.9 percent is now dead tbh,And now they're voting for Hillary. +"I work for Belathor, at the General Goods Store. What's your favorite repetitive skyrim dialogue? Just trying to chop some wood bro. Don't need anything.",I am sworn to carry your burden. +"My god what idiocy possessed that man. Just last night I had a Narbash, a true Broseidon, King of the Brocean, who asks me (Murdock!) if I can duo with him. To which I reply YES. I WILL ALL THE DUO WITH YOU NARBASH, BROSEIDON KING OF THE BROCEAN (paraphrased; actual exchange mentioned how both of us rarely had laning buddies). Needless to say we ruined shit- while he did tag off to midlane a couple of times, he *always* pinged he was leaving (usually Be Right Back/On My Way to Mid Lane), and he did his best to come back and generally keep me alive.",would body block for a lane buddie all day would speed boost him out of danger every second would stun everyone who would want to lay hands on my lane buddie but oh well looks like I gotta duo lane solo :-D +"Yes, this was so gross back when I was on Twitter. Tons of anime avatars among 20-somethings, all of them typing like nyaaa, kawaii desu~~~ -.-. It just screams that they got their female socialization from cartoons and anime and have hardly interacted with actual women.",because if they KNEW real women......... +"By incorporating these technologies, Qualcomm Technologies standardizes the capabilities of Quick Charge 4 adapters, to help ensure that **a single accessory supports multiple charging implementations** and mobile devices, and that there is consistent performance when faced with the myriad of available charging solutions. QC 4.0 and USB-PD are still separate implementations. So if your phone support QC 4.0 or below, it'll use those (like how QC 2.0 phones charge at QC 2.0 speeds with a QC 3.0 charger), and now additionally if your phone supports USB-PD but not QC it'll charge with USB-PD. This is very important going forward, as laptops and other devices pick up USB-PD as a charging standard. They'll be able to claim that their chargers charge everything at maximum speed.","That means it's compatible, **not** compliant" +What do you think would be a great idea for a subreddit?,A popular news subreddit that has mods who don't filter content. +Awesome long distance kill,"Ok well to be fair you're firing arty, that stuff is DESIGNED for long distance kills xD" +and do you think that is fkin fine? Half of them don't even give a shit,"It's one weekend and yes it's fine, it's no different than a new person playing getting 25 then going into comp." +Tati clocking rude fans on IG,I love how Trixie's white eyeliner is slowly taking over her whole face. +Saudi Arabia refuses to even consider allowing women to drive: The Kingdom is the only country on the planet that still bans female drivers,"But their policy is based on their religious beliefs and is, therefore, above reproach, you Islamophobics" +So I was thinking about buying tablet so I can play GBF and other android games while chilling in bed than sitting next to PC * does GBF works on tablets? * will 1 GB RAM tablet will be enough for GBF or overall games or I have to invest more money (I would want to avoid it) and look for 2 GB RAM one?,The game runs fine on my ipad mini 2 with 1GB ram +What a lot of people don't realize is that this house is actually located on Okinawa and that the marine corps flag is actually the original flag planted there during the invasion in 1945. The house was built around it and now Obama wants to tear the flag down to apologize to the Japanese for Pearl Harbor. 1 like = 1 little boy 1 share = 1 fat man God bless!,Ignore for MOOSELEMs to take over +ALL the front pages.,All the Twitters too! +The blues were so worried about the truculence of grossman that they left the two most dangerous flames blueliners unmarked,Grossmann serving his real purpose here +"I suppose she drinks alcohol sometimes. I have only seen her drink Mexican coke, no water and no regular coke because they deserve nice things too! But it's like, maybe if you didn't pay like 10$ for 6 small bottles of coke you could actually afford things like your rent.",Mexican coke is more expensive? +"I'll go you one better. At my previous place of employment, we were required - as in, stipulated in the Government contract - that we have data circuits from two different telecommunications providers. Unfortunately, some years later, the telecommunications providers split into wholesalers and resellers - and of course, we were unable to negotiate directly with wholesalers. So we were required to have two different connections through two different providers who were both leasing copper from the same wholesaler - because there was only one that had the national coverage that we needed. Fortunately, that one wholesale provider had redundant internal links, so the net effect was the same... but we could have had the same coverage at half the price.",Redundant bureaucracy? +"More libel from the naive and innocent Berniebros. Face it, you assorted array of dropouts and misogynists-- your candidate lost fair and square. People unanimously support the charismatic, hilarious and attractive Hillary over a grumpy old socialist.",Forgot the +Think the GOP doesn't engage in the same damn thing? It's as old as politics itself. Go ahead and tap dance all over her political corpse. Won't matter a bit one way or another no matter how over outraged you make yourself.,Making excuses is the right course of action to fixing the problem +That shit is wrong. My God.,"so wrong that in the course of human history, it has NEVER been done before." +Haircut!,you certainly are posting a lot on here lol +When you forget you don't have a garage.,The conclusion I prefer to jump to is that its someone visiting from out of town. +"A few days just before demonetization there was a massive fiasco with cards. A lot of people in multiple banks lost money due to hacking. Genuinely interested, if anyone know they got their money back or not?",Link? +The Protein Challenge 2040 - The first global coalition exploring how we feed nine billion people enough protein.,And still people deny there's an overpopulation problem. +"All the idiots who say that Westbrook takes too many shots, I hope you're watching.",He took so many shots for so long his team forgot how to score +Does Alabama even need to recruit? It's the undisputed best program in CFB.,"If you want to stay the undisputed best, you recruit." +"U.S. Punishes Russia for Election Hacking, Ejecting Operatives","Translation: US injured US-Russia relations over an unproved allegation that the Russians were responsible for exposing the truth about Hillary Clinton and the DNC, a job that should have been performed by the US press." +"What? He scored 14 goals and 35 points in before the idiot Burke traded him away after half a season. He scored above his career norms with the Leafs. He did well with the opportunity the Leafs gave him, it's not his fault Burke traded him away.",Yeah but he didn't go in the corners +need to get rid of that and allow facts to change their wrong opinions,Head on over to the rally of your choice and let your facts fly. +The trashcan mac fills no niche though. I could see turning it into an iMac Pro because that's basically what it is.,"Niche for people who like ECC RAM, I guess ;)" +"Shane's been gone for almost a month now, Justin.... I don't know what shit you're spewing. Also where are the receipts that she was plotting? I'm so annoyed with this fuck boy!",Shane was definitely plotting but DANIELLE was the one who convinced him to back off throwing the jamboree under the bus. +"Just think, this kind of information is what our incoming *tweeter in chief* was given as a child. He probably still thinks it's accurate.","Sadly, he's trying to make it relevant again." +That movie sucked there's no way she'd survive all that space shit,"Yeah,and gravity has never been proven." +"So I've been waiting for this series to end before watching The Last: Naruto the Movie. After today's episode (699), I'm good to watch that now right? And then Boruto after?","Yes, though you should really read Ch700 and Naruto Gaiden before Boruto." +What's chuche?,"If you figured out the remaining words, how difficult is it to figure this out?" +definitely... he will be the fairest judge of them all.... of course he'll need a blood sacrifice before the court,"I'll sacrifice 10 virgin chickens and eat it's baby in eggs form... I'll do it by myself, just for you beloved redditor..." +but is it really upgrade since it's on the same price range?,"G100s has a really bad left click quality problem, average lifespan around 6 months." +bruh that's chanel,its totally real too +"Yeah, it'd be awesome if millions of fathers weren't locked up due to a system bent against them. That *would* be cool.",Hillary's going to fix all of that though! +you should check out TypeScript! all the niceties of JS withou a lot of the horrible horrible shortcomings.,Yay layers of abstraction! +If Washington wins I'll let Dubs go out with Kiera ^^^^IWon'tReally,"I though Dubs was going out with Astrokey, though." +2 for $6? Wtf that's so expensive!?,"Honestly, I see gas stations trying to charge almost 5 bucks for a single bag." +"Is it normal for a PNP chief to keep closely whispering to a convicted criminal he is using as a witness? I am not very knowledgeable but I find it unusual that Chief Bato is whispering things and seems so intimately close with these drug lords/personalities during hearings. Considering he is part of the admin that is using these people to accuse De Lima, should he not be more impartial?","It's not as if he wouldn't have access to coach them beforehand, but yeah, it does say something that they don't even have to be covert about this, lantaran na." +"Skyrim is great but the lag is fucking annoying. As my game file grew bigger, the game performance went from 'ok' to 'very bad' and it was unplayable. I stopped playin because Fallout 3 had the same kind of lags and it ultimately killed my first ps3 with a YLOD.",The loading times are way too long in Skyrim. +I wonder who the bartenders in San Junipero are. Who wants to spend their eternal afterlife working behind a bar?,"My guess is they could simply pay people to come in and do that, just like how bars pay people to come and tend." +"Okay? There are people like me everywhere here too, and believe it or not, they have existed for decades as well.","But was the average Joe paying attention while multiple wars were being fought in different countries for decades, destroying the livelihood of the average Yusuf?" +She had to flee the CNN correspondent after the debate mid interview.,She was being viciously attacked with Trump quotes! +"India to become 'cashless society', PM Narendra Modi hints",BitCoin? +"WSJ: 'Nation Now Has Proof' of Hillary Scandals, But Leftist Media 'Devote Its Front Pages to the Trump Story'",Probably a reasonable doubt due to the last time we believed the Neocons; 45 minutes till Sadam could nuke someone. +"Wagon trunk false floor So, I'm trying to make a false floor out of MDF for my 05 Passat wagon, to bolt my sub box to, and put my amp rack under (in the spare tire well). I cut one myself using a jigsaw and a trace of the factory (reinforced carpet) floor, and it came out terribly off. Gaps to the wall in some places, too big in others, and it's currently just wedged in kinda crooked while I try to figure out something else. Does anyone here (particularly those who own/work at shops) have a *rough ballpark* idea of what it would cost me to take it to a shop and have them make one? Real simple, just MDF and carpet, and then I'd drill it for the box and everything myself. $50? $200?","Make one out of cardboard first, use that as a template." +Like an illegal amount to own in your backyard?,I'm pretty sure any amount is illegal to have in your backyard +Lads are wewed.,Many lads were wewed this blessed day +"Anyone else frustrated with unbalanced teams and static gyms? Curious if other people have this experience. In my immediate area the gyms have been level 10 Instincts for several weeks and my 10 km commute to school is almost entirely level 10 Instinct with a few Mystic gyms. I haven't seen a Valor gym on my route in about a month now. As such, I haven't collected pokecoins in a month and I'm sure many people in these gyms have been drowning in pokecoins for weeks. When the game first came out, I rarely saw a gym last more than a few hours. Now, it seems like gyms are pretty much static. I don't really have the time (or patience) to take down any of these level 10 gyms where the lowest level Pokemon is often a CP 2800+ Snorlax. I really wish Niantic would address this somehow because it's not really fun, and I'm not just saying this because I'm on the weak team. I'd feel annoyed if every gym was Valor too. Sorry if this has been discussed ad nauseam.","You don't have the time and patience, damn it Niantic fix this game..." +I killed my gf and had sex with her decapitated womb.,Such kink very wow +"Reddit users alert S.F. newbie that the poop on his daily walk is from humans, not dogs","wait, so reddit is SFGate's source for news now?" +If you delete a key you won't get it nor a new one for the rest of the week. I tested this out last week when I got a halls 10 key.,Haha also tested it on HoV last week :p fk that dungeon +Clonadine,How is that working for you? +Damn them AP credits. They should make them 8.0 at most.,Wish engineering classss counts as 5s and psych classes count as 3s +Stand with Sen. Warren: Stop the Big Pharma giveaway bill,Total sellout. +Old Ronda tweet about 135 vs 140,Rousey will retire before she takes an ass whooping from Cyborg. +"Sincerely, fantasies of my boyfriend.",Funny i think about him too +"Well, I don't agree with you. And while I respect your viewpoint, I personally would invest the time and effort into making sure the lighting is good before moving forward. Bad lighting is bad lighting. Nothing can change that. A film that has been shot with good lighting will always look better than the one where they don't, even if it's minimal and natural and simple. The culture of fixing it in post is one that most cinematographers would tell you they avoid. I read articles in American Cinematographer frequently that quote ASC members saying they prefer to set the look in camera as much as possible to maintain quality control.","That's not what I said, and that's not what you said, but okay." +DANNY: Where'd you get that fancy red suit on a lawyer's salary? MATT: I know a guy.,Aren't lawyers paid a shit-ton...... +Alexandra moura wearing a see through top,That black guy looks impressed +"I never understood the crowds reaction to this skit. Seriously if I was there to watch some wrastling and these guys came out looking fly and singing a dope ass song, I'd get fucking pumped.",I would totally respond to their pageantry. +"Got on Xbox today and I have avoid me rep. Most of my reports have been unsporting, which I'm guessing is because I'm good at cod and destroy people. Then they report me so hey fell better about sucking and then block me to never play with me again. Gotta love this awful Xbox enforcement team. :)",I had to read this post in a squeaky voice for authenticity +"I'm English with a lot of Scottish in me, it was definitely the fucking vikings.","Duh, the non-fucking Vikings wouldn't have passed on their genes" +Changing lanes without looking,"But they signaled a split-second before they turned, so it's all good." +So we should end the human race?,"Well, overpopulation won't be an issue if everyone's dead, so yes." +"Will be sending you a friend request today, ill be under Brynmawr45","Sounds good man, i should be on either tomorrow in the afternoon or sometime this weekend" +"But why does it matter if you're behind or ahead? And what are you trying to escape? Knowing what you don't like and don't want is just as important, or maybe even more important than knowing what you do want. Dreams don't always stay the same. But if you were never allowed to dream, then maybe that could be your goal.. I mean, have you written journals before? Because for me, I've found what I wanted to do through writing about the past and how certain experiences have affected me. Looking back can help you look forward. And what specifically makes you afraid of death? For me, it's lost opportunities. I've barely lived, and I want to say eventually that I've lived a real life, even if it turns out to be an extremely mediocre life, I'd be proud that I gave it my best instead of being too afraid to move. Literally, no one is judging you. Even if someone is, they have no right to. You're free to live however you want.",I dont know I just feel like at one point everything was possible and then my world exploded and now what I once thought was guaranteed is now mpssible and I feel embarrassed. +"Not a lot of fatties in the NBA. A few power hitters in the MLB, but that's rare.",Pitchers too. +What are you asking for Christmas this year? I don't have any idea of what I want so I'm curious to what you guys are asking for.,"Dvds, cds, shirts, art supplies" +Reminds me of the Special in America where Jeremy returns to the campsite with a cow strapped to the roof of his Camaro,*no you idiot we did that already in the north of america* +Qualidea Code had some terrible animation.,"A damn shame too, the story was actually pretty interesting, and most of the characters were pretty likable too." +"That's cool, but you need to cap your framerate. Skyrim will shit itself if you don't.",Actually there is a chance we fixed this. +"Yep, that was based on the preliminary data that NSF had from SpaceX (and got leaked here from L2), this iteration of the vehicle was actually based on a 2015 draft.",I vaguely remember someone (echologic or some other regular) saying that the 120 meter first stage height was more likely the total vehicle height back during that leak. +When you like to jump like a horse,RIP her back +Lara Logan breaks silence on Cairo sexual assault while reporting the fall of Egyptian dictatorship of Mubarak in 2011,Will the Islamophobia never end +I honestly feel for him.It doesn't look safe.,Belt extenders will do that to you +"Finally got my PSVR tonight. Now it's officially the future we dreamed of in the 90s. Also, GameStop takes another epic fail. I tried to preorder a PSVR from GameStop a month ago and was told there are no preorders left; not even Sony has them! It will be sold out for months after launch. On a whim I went to Best Buy today to browse, not even thinking of the PSVR and lo-behold: they had a dozen units sitting on shelves, ready for purchase. So which games and accessories do you want? the salesman asked. All of them. I seriously haven't been so excited about a launch of a console since the Nintendo 64 or maybe the PlayStation 2. VR is something that can never be explained by any other way except actually trying it. Watching my wife successfully navigate the asteroids on the first mission of the VR Worlds sci-fi game made me realize that a lot may change in coming years. People who never play certain genres will finally get into them. Entire persistent worlds and communities will emerge online. This has the potential to change the world the same way video games originally did. And the PSVR is the first mainstream consumer implementation of it. Yeah, it's blurry unless you have it sitting just right. The resolution isn't perfect. And the games don't have a ton of depth to them yet. But the best part is that VR is such an amazing experience that none of that really matters. It's the first tech in a long time that makes it worth suffering through some first-gen hiccups for the effect. It's a game changer, and we are so lucky to be living in this era. For the first time, I honestly feel like we are in the distant future. **This is the sort of thing that someone from 1996 would fantasize about existing in twenty years, and now it does**.","In 1996 we had just got the PSX (first Playstation) and were enjoying mainstream 3D gaming for the first time, we were already admiring the future too much back then ;)" +Thorin's Thoughts inc and it's going to be lit af.,So much DM +Im drink. Make me explode. (M),Nice to meet you drink +who else has hypocrite fb friends that are up in arms about what trump said but have never said anything about hillarys actual doings and then when confronted they attack you its pathetic,"Hypocrite FB friends, family... To the safe spacers politicians saying all the nice words while stabbing you in the back is more important than someone who says some mean things while trying to save the country." +None of them. All of them oppress the peasantry. Only a Calradia-wide Commune can free the people!,The Union of Calradic Soviet Republics will rise! +"All my trades are shit, so I figured I'd read up on how to trade like the best of them",The is the best of the shitposts in a long time. +"Would removing the Igpus considerably decrease the processors prices? Just that, current skylake processors have very good integrated graphics (not like they can handle 1080/60 but they do very well for what they are), so, if we talk about Ryzen/Kaby. Removing the Igpus, or making it extremelly basic (for example, to be able to at least use the PC if something happens to your graphics card) would decrease the price considerably? Because if you think about it, there's a lot of people that doesnt use the processors for gaming or heavy graphics work, or also that have discrete graphic cards. This could be a good save for that people?","6700k is 126mm^2 with igpu taking 1/3 of the die, 6900k is 250mm^2 with no igpu." +"It's not always laziness. There is a significant feature delta in some areas (eg. WebRTC). If you need to build around this technology, then you don't have a choice.","WebRTC works in Firefox too, you know." +"Chevy and their fucking REAL PEOPLE, NOT ACTORS",What if i told you they won all these awards ever in the history of cars? +"The Blood Elfs created the Sunwell from a piece of the Well of Eternity. The Sunwell is not corrupted, but the blood elfs became adddicted to magic. Blood elfs can survive without the Sunwell just fine, but they will have some after effects kinda thing. The Nightwell is kind of corrupted, and requires the Nightborn to continually use it and drink from it or they'll die. Both Nightborne and Blood Elfs originate from Night Elfs though","Well, Blood/High elves without magic do eventually become the Wretched, which is basically exactly what happens to Nightborne." +"The heavy gamer is just a stereotype, among my acquaintances everyone's hitting the gym regularly.","Can confirm, am hitting the gym regularly." +You don't even have to accept the que pop to get ported into the game when queuing 5s.,"it's the same with all modes, the accept button is an auto-accept button if you do nothing :D" +That's a good deal. It's significantly faster than the similarly priced RX 460.,Also faster than a GTX 960 and GTX 1050ti +Jeff Fisher looks like the guy who disregards doctors orders to improve heart health because it's steak night at sizzler. Andy Reid looks like the resident who complains to the HOA that a substantial portion of his neighbors sycamore is cascading over his freshly painted fence.,The Jeff Fisher one is a treat. +^(I mean) ^(what else would you mean? Custom maps are only on PC. it's *kind of obvious* you're talking about pc not console) ^(and I don't think playing on custom maps would make any difference over who prefers what controller.),? +It's looking like the 1st Lady of the world's most powerful country is a Slovene. That's got to be serious r/europe fodder.,"If we get in trouble, I'm sure Melania could pull some strings." +*I was saying Boo-ence..*,No-one's gay for Penceman... +"Trump won because American workers are hurting right now. And the all that Americans wanted this election was someone who promised something different, just like we've wanted in every election for the last 40 years. Unfortunately, we haven't gotten anyone different in that period. We have gotten two wings of an undeclared party that never questions capitalist businesses. Truthful or not, Trump at least presented himself as something different, just like Obama did in 2008. Clinton's strategy consisted of preaching that she would be the same in an election where that was the opposite of what a lot of people wanted..",Except the majority of the working class voted for Hillary +All Pepsi fans on suicide watch after seeing this GIF.,No one living in Atlanta is a Pepsi fan. +Do you accept personal photos ?,WOW! +"It actually did just happen to come out like that. If I had displayed the top 200 words instead of the top 150, then the ordering becomes different and you don't see the Trump will thank Hillary. I just thought that was funny and decided to leave it at 150 for that reason.",You say humour I say propaganda. +"Poll: Women Should Be Punished for Abortions, Say 39 Percent of Trump Voters",That won't happen like all of Trump's campaign promises. +Savage!,THATS INSANE +"If I recall correctly, a large percentage of Canadians live in concentrated areas. At the very least the northern areas are almost uninhabitable. That should make things a lot easier.","Yeah, it's moose all the way down up there..." +Can DP record an Eternal Undying Love audio book? The Eternal Undying Love reading segments are my favorite part of the show now. Can TJ record an audio book of it and sell it so I can bask in Brett Keane's shitty writing?,A fan steps out of the shadows and agrees with you wholeheartedly. +Well do you have a hard time?,"Staying in this sub for longer than its needed, yes." +Positive Talk Friday Because weekend is soooooo close and ranting is overrated.,Cult of Luna in Kortrijk tonight Oathbreaker in Gent on sunday + spending the rest of the weekend in the Westhoek #rootsbloodyroots :) +"lol you must not be familiar with his interview style, where he fellates whatever actor with the latest piece of shit giant robot movie is in his studio... *how do you do it, i felt like I was really there*","Haha, what?" +I will definitely get a picture with the snow. If only I knew Photoshop to remove the TRUMP off the building.,"It's part of the architecture, why would you want to remove an iconic part of the building like that?" +"Alina Gorghiu (PNL): Studentii sa aiba zi libera in 12 decembrie, dupa alegeri, si gratuitate la transport","Tinerii frumosi si liberi la cuvioasa, nu la votat!" +Oh then why else would people be voting for her?,BECAUSE IT'S HER TURN YOU SEXIST RUSSIAN +"Brexit may NOT happen and UK General Election could be imminent, experts warn",The British people need to be shown that they don't get what they ask for through the democratic process. +"That's what's causing global warming guys, duh.",I thought it was general sinfulness like believing the earh is round and all that ungodliness. +"You forgot Tiffany. Sok, Donald does too",Exactly ;) Shes at home with her mom in this scenario. +"You're right, knowing how to rob a bank doesn't mean you're guilty of robbing a bank","But if you share that knowledge with people who go on to rob a bank, its joint enterprise." +That's when I shut the video off and noped the fuck out.,YOU DON'T APPRECIATE ART BY A WOMAN....MISOGYNIST!!! +"well, this is how you're suppose to react when not wanting to confront someone",tell that to florida drivers +He's not in an uber what the fuck,Taxi everywhere +Regarding Oswald Cobblepot... Oswald's journey in this show has been a tragic one nobody in the world loved him except his mother and he was mocked and ridculed while working for Mooney.. He was forced off his throne by Galavan and his mother was killed in front of his eyes.. He found his father only for his step family to ruin everything for him.. Needless to say the guy is really emotional right now and seeks love and attention so he hasn't fully become the Penguin yet he has the walk and the umbrella and he's taken the name but he's still not the penguin in personality.. Ed is the only thing that Oswald has anymore and I speculate that Ed will hurt Oswald one day intentionally or non intentionally and this heartbreak will be the last straw for Oswald and he will start to shut everyone out and will become cold and more ruthless and that is when he will fully become the Penguin.,"If you're right about Ed intentionally hurting Oswald and thus that makes him more cold, and I do hope you are correct, I look forward to that day because one episode and I've already had enough of romantic softie Oswald." +"A little high, little low",Anyway the wind blows +How would you feel about your girlfriend beating you to an award for something you are very passionate about?,"I would prefer to date someone outside my (future) trade because I would feel crappy, but I wouldn't want her to have to deal with that." +'Member when Nike Basketball was beloved?,wrong subreddit I guess? +What OS is the system on?,Win 10 +All sports players have complicated tax returns. They get paid game checks so they have to pay state tax in every away game state.,They must be stoked for those away games against Florida teams. +Trump Adviser Wants Muslim Registry,Total moron for thinking this would ever take off. +(ASKMR) What was the FIRST reason you joined pc gaming? I joined because of paying for online after that I found all the better things in pc and stuck with it!,to play ARK at something better than 20 fps on my 6 year old workstation laptop.. +Fatal Teleport.,This is true. +I will say it again because it needs repeating: **Donald Trump:** Is for equal rights for all. Supports supreme court's ruling. No history of homophobic behavior and most Pro-LGBTQ republican candidate in history. **Hilary Clinton:** Oppose gay marriage privately and lie about it publicly to garner votes. Accept financial support from foreign nations that murder homosexuals.,True. +'Fun' drinking game. Take a drink every time the movie shows David Bowie's crotch. Make sure to have sleeping space and/or Uber rides available.,there would be like an hour with no drinking and 5 minutes of constant shots. +Penn state doesn't deserve to have a football program let alone a shot,"Yea, why is the reasoning behind your anger?" +It kind of sucks when you can't even give players away.,Well we took him on as salary relief so it makes sense we wouldn't be able to give him away +Dont do this...Your team will not like you...,F1 +"Just reached D3, thank you Rivenmains :)","Thanks for updating us on your division, knowing what tier everyone was wasn't enough already." +"Correct, I'm with you, we don't work with fascists. But, uh, what's the discussion we're having here exactly?","We cannot accept fascist policy, we must organize to fight it before they silence us one by one" +What were you taught in school that turned out to be complete BS?,Everything in D.A.R.E. +"It was pretty bad. He had this to say at a standup he was doing once the crowd started with the I'm Rick James bullshit, You know why my show is good? Because the network officials say you're not smart enough to get what I'm doing, and every day I fight for you. I tell them how smart you are. Turns out, I was wrong. You people are stupid",You can watch his faith in humanity diminish by the word. +"Question from an old lady (no laughing please) I think that I understand the reddit/voting thing. But, still would appreciate understanding. I have read posts asking about upvote, downvote. I have seen that something I posted has a number next to it, I imagine this is the vote. This number seems to go up and down. I imagine this is the upvote, downvote Is the point of the down vote to move the post down the list of messages, so that it is no longer seen? As I said, I think I understand it, but confirmation would be appreciated. Thank you.",You are correct. +:( so many deleted comments,we should try to figure out what the deleted comments were using the replies as clues. +You already were one to start with. Just look at your flair goddamnit,"I upvoted you for the pun, then downvoted again cause it's not like your own flair is any better" +Close but no cigar! Aussie!,What's the difference! +A Mare is a she horse.,good thing 'cause doin' it with a HE horse would be homosexual and against nature. +Would we be compensated for our time?,You'll get compensated with experience of being an extra +"Hey it's cool man, seems like you're ready for a confrontation, I've decided to start asking where people are coming from after this past summer with people hatin' on Bernie but not offering solutions",i'm a bernie supporter and he would likely agree with things i've been saying to you +If they are under the age of 18,"I swear, she had an id!" +Please provide some feedback on something I've really worked hard on. I'd love your opinions!! Favor returned,Is the track set to private? +when you are the last one alive in your team and you begin to panic,based on the resolution i will take an approximation that this has been posted 7 times before +No.,That means you are not a real communist True Communism is a military junta that uses excessive force on it's own subjects +"Agreed. I don't mind Augusto because we don't have many other options for a stable midfield passer with balanced tendencies. By now he's a veteran which really helps in guiding the young players out there. Fernandinho could take over Augusto's role if Tite wanted to go with Casemiro for a more defensively oriented 11. Ganso, Lucas Lima, Carioca are not players I would have confidence in taking over his role. Really it's just Fernandinho lol. Damn we need more midfielders.",Don't forget Allan from Napoli +Hahaha how cute reminds me of when I cry in the shower,r/2meirl4meirl +I hate my generation some days. But this is a great Halloween costume!,I'm a millennial and this offends me. +"This whole thing stinks like a giant Troll terd. Or is it turd? Troll shit. Take it to Zions Bank, there is no recording of apostles talking about knowing it's all a con.","So far all leaks and other evidence points to them as true believers, just as duped as the rest of us, rationalization and denial in full force." +New health bar looks like fortifed health I keep getting confused if enemies got Fortifed health or not. Am I the only one?,Hmm not having problems with that but it looks a lot like the mana bar so its kinda difficult to see how much energy we have. +There is never a time when sending dick pics to your friends is acceptable.,"Yeah, he really sounds like a dick." +NFL Week 10 Top Performers (Winners) in Images,Interptions +Wouldn't this sub do the same thing in their position?,No they'd be cheering Curry on if he joined the Cavs +"Hey you can't say that, that's offensive to people with eating disorders.",Fat people or anorexics? +How can I be an efficient student with this PABX Cable Management x),In the eternal words of my Iranian networking prof: It's the information superhighway! +I'm switching to men's undies. Fuck panties. $4-$6 for a pack on a good day.,How many for a pack of panties? +Content Update Contains TOTW,Oh shit it's lit +Next you're gonna tell that the Abe Lincoln AMA was forged.,FORGED IN THE FIRES OF MOUNT DOOM! +"'Mock me all you want, Modiji, but answer eople's questions about your corruption,' says Rahul Gandhi","Seriously Modi is still brazing it out, i wonder when the bubble will burst" +MWR supply drops...,"And the people that called this month's ago were called crazy, how times change." +"Introducing New Member Hey folks, I'm a college student that's pretty busy and only hop on GTAO/Battlefield occasionally. I was looking for a large crew full of adult players where I can easily blend in. Hope you all will have me.","Join us for Shenanidads, Sunday nights at 9 EST GTA playlist followed by free roam" +Coming Soon,Shouldn't she be in Canada by now? +He's so lucky Kimbo's dead.,"Dang, kimbo slice passed away?" +Claw grip works for me. It's how I play every FPS. Is there a good setup in training mode for practice?,"Not really, but someone posted earlier asking a good way to practice DI with opponents while solo; so you can try going to training mode and setting opponent to Control and connecting a second controller and using your foot to hold they analog stick DI away or down or up lol" +C of course... all the other things are complete nonsense.,No it is obviously A +I'm going to apologize right away for being a tease,You sick fuck +You filthy casuls. Phil 'XBOX' Spencer will destroy PC with the scorpio.,Yeah Scorpio has highest quality pixels +"and if you post anything remotely critical of ST3, you'll be downvoted into oblivion and accused of being selfish and not caring about the community, it's nauseating.","You seem neutral on the subject, HOW DARE YOU" +Do you really think thats true though? Most redditors don't make any posts or comments. And majority of posts and comments aren't so negative from my experiences,"Well I made the assumption that default subs are representative of redditors in general, but that's just an assumption and I don't know if that's true or not." +95% of content on this sub is fucking rubbish and this is in that 5%,Knew it was great the second it showed up in my YouTube recommended list +"Atheists of Reddit, are there any aspects of religion you respect/admire? If so, what are they?","Being able to believe there is a greater power, and something to give meaning to everything we go through down here." +"*spoiler warning man, it's just considerate..",I don't understand. +My SIL works at Scottrade. I showed her this and she enjoyed.,"Haha, glad she got a laugh out of it!" +Sensible_idea! We could line it with shrubs of varying heights and make it pedestrian only. Only question is whether we should still bury it or not.,I'd pay double taxes to provide the disenfranchised with a shrub lined pedestrian mall! +The land at risk is native American land it's downstream of the route. It was originally supposed to be further north but it would of endangered a city so the city blocked it. So then they routed it farther downstream right above the native land. It shows the double standard considering it was too dangerous put upstream of a group of people with money but not to dangerous to for Native Americans,do the Native Americans know there's already a pipeline in the ground there? +Collecting laps-around-the-sun what a pretentious cunt.,"Yeah, everyone knows the sun revolves around the earth!" +"Apparently having kids is a reason to block traffic This morning I was short on time and didn't get to eat breakfast at the house so I stopped at McD's for breakfast (Judge all you want...the McGriddles are amazing to me). I went through the drive through and there was an SUV in front of me. The lady got her food, pulled up and followed the road out of the drive through; its a one lane road with no room to pass. Well, once I got my order I followed the road and she was stopped in the middle of the road. I waited about 15 seconds before I gave the horn a little tap...literally just a little tap, not a huge long HOOOOOOONNNNKKKK. This bitch puts the car in park, gets out, and yells saying YOU NEED TO HOLD ON. I HAVE KIDS TO FEED AND THEY WON'T STOP CRYING UNTIL I GIVE THEM THEIR FOOD. Bitch, I don't give a fuck, pull your stupid ass into a parking spot and do that shit, not in the middle of the one lane road. At this point, the person behind me started honking so she got the message...but apparently kids are a valid reason for parking in the middle of the road.",That extra minute or two will absolutely kill them. +Today's Poll: Sad or Indifferent about Moss?,Confused if I made my in-season apology too soon. +"Not to worry, he'll reharden (or resoften) his position to whatever he thinks the audience he currently is speaking to think is best.",But but but but but... I thought he TOLD IT LIKE IT IS. +I thought we would have a choice in the final moments between killing ourselves or not. This was before release and everyone said I was an idiot. They all said there is no way there could be two endings. But now listen to everyone.,"Seeing as more things are being discovered in the map and possibly older maps, there more than likely is something else to Revelations, and possibly BO3 zombies as a whole." +Wow. This is the SECOND poll showing a 11 point lead. So much for an outlier. If we get one or two more showing something similar then ....,"Clinton solidly flips Georgia, just barely squeak by in South Carolia, and will be within 2 points in Mississippi (despite the stereotypes 538's demographic models have it as the least red inland South state)." +"Can we have a free, worldwide release of a documentary that is actually realistic and might scare people into action? Before The Flood was mainstream rubbish. Why can't we have a (3 hour, 4 hour, 8 hour, whatever is necessary) documentary to cover: * why we're all fucked * necessity of degrowth * overpopulation * climate scientists sharing their thoughts without holding back * coming food and water shortages * methane leaks that are being discovered more and more frequently * global dimming * what happens in a 3c, 4c world and why we're on track to reach this * watered down findings of IPCC And probably more. I want the mainstream exposed to the reality, with the same free delivery method across major providers like Before The Flood, without any Everything Is Awesome Green Technology or carbon tax bullshit. Even if people just throw up their hands and least they can be exposed to the despair that those of us who are more aware have to experience.","Yes, let's scare the public in to action, for the greater good" +You're trying too hard.,Trying too hard would be if I included the +#TWENTY FIRST CENTURY SCHIZOID MAN,Badum dadum dadum dum dum dada DUNNNNN DUNUNUN DUN UNNNNN DUNNNNNNN DUNNNNNNN DUNNNN +"I guess, but even then, who's racist against Indians? They're like the model immigrant in most people's mind",Maybe in current times the model immigrant for a long time in Canada was eastern Europeans because they were considered Hardy people who could farm the prairies. +Oh I see what you were saying. Although isn't n=4 for spacetime?,That's the current theory. +"I hadn't considered that but it's quite true, and not only in Disney either. Considering the cartoons we have on television as well, even the adult kind like the Simpsons or Family Guy, the female characters very rarely have friends they interact with on a regular basis. More like they have all the female characters and side-characters group up for one episode because... reasons, but never develop their bond unlike the male characters. The only old school cartoon I remember where you have two consistent female friends were Wilma and Betty in The Flintstones.",And that was a reimagining of the Honeymooners. +Wrapping a car,r/noisygifs +Yes.,"Ya, they got a bright future to look forward to dont they." +"150,000 years of people fucking and surviving childbirth, world wars, and plague just for that kid to call someone a fag on the internet for playing a video game normally.",Nature truly is something to behold. +Delete Jim,Pen lawyer +Some of the leaks that ended up being true mentioned that they'd become the Elite Four or equivalent thereof.,"Well, if that is indeed true, We'll finally have a Rock-type (Bruno having 2 Onixes doesn't count) and Flying-Type Elite 4 members" +Yeah. That and any deleted posts we can't see. Probably had it coming.,"I didnt delete any posts and if you dont believe me, prove it." +Ever wonder what tripping on LSD actually looks like? Here's a replication of a 400ug dose!,Now you just need to make this video 12 hours long and hilarious. +Brits urged not to report Dubai crimes after 'gang-raped' woman arrested for extra-marital sex,"Shiny on the outside, shitty on the inside." +"Err no. The problems in those regions isn't jobs that have left which they think will come back, it is newly created jobs in sectors ,typically logistics, that have taken over from steel and coal for example being taken up by migrant agency workers in areas where local unemployment is quite high.",It's not my fault you haven't noticed the obvious anti-globalization theme and the jobs being lost to Eastern Europe surrounding the Brexit movement. +Interesting facts about the Warriors talent acquired in the offseason,haha havent heard that one before... +Payout isn't nearly as good as the Georgia bet,True but odds are much more likely to win the general for easy money. +Does... your username check out right now?,I think his username checked out big time. +1) Open instagram 2) open your DMs 3) click the new DM button 4) Send a DM to her,Your name is basically mine and this makes me uneasy +Instructions unclear everyone using my group to realm hop,even funnier if you're in Europe +what are you supposed to use em for??,"Urethra swapping, I can only guess." +I never knew that info When I was a kid my parents always took me to U pick blueberries in Richmond. It was an unmaintained blueberry field on farm land. I'd walk around with a bucket and pick them. On exit the owner would weigh them and charge us. Basically paying money to do slave labour I feel like a god damn idiot,My kids are too young to do this now but I still think it's important to do that kind of thing once in a while so they value where food comes from and really understand at least a little bit about how it grows and how it can be harvested. +And they both just look like regular white girls with blonde hair.,So it worked. +"GT4 is starting to get great, but it is pretty much today what GT3 started as and should have stayed. Some GT4 cars didn't even have wings when they started, if I remember correctly (Aston Vantage N24). If/when GT3 starts to dwindle, GT4 may start getting more expensive to fill the void. Already you have people like IMSA saying they are only going to accept cars from mainstream manufacturers, which says to me whoever pays a big manufacturer fee, which will keep the smaller makes out. GT4 is all about smaller sports cars and track day cars. Push out the more affordable track day cars and you bet the big manufacturers will start getting more expensive. Then you have the European Cup which allows pro drivers in what is supposed to be an am only class. I'm afraid it could all turn into another GT3.","Yeah it's a bit mind boggling to me that IMSA (in addition to protecting mfg partners) also seems to believe that the SINs, KTMs, and Radicals of the world would make the class more expensive." +Stanford's McCaffrey declares for NFL draft,Some say BB laughing in the distance moving his hands together. +Ember used to be Hunter...which is wired since shes a girl.,Actually Ember was known as what bow before release. +Mine blasts my ass with heat for a quick dry.,Sounds damn luxurious +Suspect images released after woman punched at apartment building in The Annex,"A real pillar of the community, right there." +What was that point?,"if she thinks she can just come into their lives and act like a mother, that's not how it works." +The Ghost Campaign That Is Hillary Clinton 2016,"don't even think this is a reputable source, didn't read won't dare." +"105.7 no longer rock... So iHeart Radio's attempt to challenge CD 102.5 for alternative rock in Columbus may have failed, as 105.7 FM is now sports talk radio... Anyone have an official answer to the switch?",I'm just disappointed 93.3 became entirely Christmas music already +Photo my mom took today. Deer slipping on ice,If a crack is weakening and damaging the ice surface would that now be an ass-fault? +yeah and most animations of DS1 are also crap,"That running rapier r1 tho, lel" +"Maybe I was wrong but from your first source: The government's position is that if you have testified under oath that you are not a journalist, then we don't consider you a journalist, she said. Seems fair to me. Why should you be considered a journalist if you swore you weren't one?",The third source is the NDP apologizing to the Rebel. +Cause they've got hiiiiiiigh hopes,"If you raid another sub, that's not btfo, dumbasses." +"Unemployment Rate Drops in October, Wages Rise","Yeah, these numbers look good and are based on facts, but people don't feel like the economy is doing better so therefore it isn't." +Dogfight Elite FREE (Discount applies to Windows 10 devices only | expires in 6 days),"No, thank you!" +Boring is relative anyway.,Isn't everything relative? +It's not Islam fault Just too much stupid people in here. I am protestant agnostic by the way,"Afgahnistan, Iraq and Syria is also not islam's fault." +I clipped the article using Evernote. I have the whole guide it you would like it.,"Please, maybe we can sidebar it too" +its still happening to some posts,I made a post that just fucking disappeared. +"In your own version of hell, what song would be playing on a constant loop?",Bob the builder backwards. +The perpetual commie brigade is real. ELS was more active when there were less communists shitting on anyone who doesn't believe in murdering the rich.,Time for them to join the BritainOP Ba'ath Party. +It does like everything inside your body eventually circulates your body. Go on a long nofap streak so your brain gets bigger and then you will understand the logic behind this(not meant to be an insult).,"Ya, where is the source?" +ALL CAPS PREVIEW VS BLAZERS,WE STARVIN FAM...... +How To Double Lushen (No cancer this time kappa),27 legend AD gets rekt by nat4s LUL +What is the sentence that would end your life?,You've just awoken from a 10 year coma. +Dont think he is good enough for the lcs region and he gas family in brazil.,Regi would fly his family from brazil like he did with Weldon +"The bigger the bill, the harder you ball",:-( +Link?,There isn't one +I just gasped. YOU'RE RIGHT!!!,"Ye it was easy to miss, the title could have been more clear." +"While your carrier is being a bit douchey, let's take a moment to focus on LG. The G4 has been a disaster, and the V10 and G5 are also suffering from bootloops. Meanwhile the V20 is quickly gaining a reputation as being a bag of cats. That's 4 unreliable products in a row.","I have to give credit to samsung where it's due their return for a note 4 for a Galaxy is pretty great, I wish LG did something similar" +TRASH TALK THURSDAY LET THE FULL SEASON OF TRASH TALK BEGIN! **YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO**,USC FANS SING THE CHA CHA CHA PART DURING HAPPY BIRTHDAY +"He still had a cast on in some promo pic I saw a week ago. I'd say the Rumble is wishful thinking, but I hope I'm wrong.",Forgive me if I'm wrong but from the short clip I saw of him at the ICW show couple weeks ago I didn't think he had a cast +yea that thud sound. I hope both guys have to agree to take a strike like that.,"Obviously im not backstage at NJPW, but id have to imagine that they have enough say in their matches to say whether or not they want to do that." +"Yes indeed, that is why I mentioned the senator. It was about allowing families of 9/11 victims to sue Saudi Arabia.",Ahh yes... good thing their voters are not to be bothered with common sense and logic. +lol I'm just saying more support guys should do this. I spray almost non stop if I think there are enemies in front of me some where. Soon as i get a hit marker I lay into it.,"Yeah, the Suppressive guns really do feel like they're supposed to IMO, just laying down a wall of bullets nets you a ton of points and is really effective in controlling the map, most people won't just run into a stream of giant tracers going by in front of them." +"That fucking sucks. I don't know Buble, and I'm not the biggest fan of his music, but he's always seemed like a really good person and I know is very active in several charities. Fuck cancer",Only bad people should get cancer. +"Deft, Piglet, Rikara, Forgiven, Pray, Loken, Cody Sun. That's about it for me.","Man I don't know if I'd want PraY, I say we go for Bang instead" +Bynum was a different animal,but the same beast +Asian gangs,Yakuza +"Complain About Your Team Thread So, it's a Tuesday and your team probably sucks. This is a safe place to cry about it.",I think this is what Old Yeller felt like +Well shit I've gotten a bunch of condors on tiger woods PGA tour 2005.,Hot Shots Golf 3 on the Playstation 2 +"So, four years ago, the Republican nominee complained about the 47% who allegedly don't pay taxes, and just exploit all of us hard-working Americans who do. In 2016, the Republican nominee is actually part of the non-tax-paying 47%. I guess that's progress?",If they don't make enough money to pay taxes then they are the ones being exploited. +"We won't mess around with who can and cannot post here unless they break the rules. There's also no standard feature on reddit that allows us to set a posting time out and we don't want to open the pandoras box that is using automod to restrict people. That cancer is all over reddit. Even during the shill peaks this community has done a great job by downvoting the shit and upvoting the better stuff. It's the way reddit should be, moderated by the users and only in limited cases by the mods. We control the rules and enforce them, you the community control what gets to front page and what doesn't.","Ok, thought I'd ask, and you're right, stuff like that is the kinda junk that is just a box of abuse waiting to happen." +Name one Saudi Arabian politician without googling it. (I know you can't),Bandar Bush. +You don't see the irony in this post?,It's a fucking joke lol. +"There's multiple keypads in the building that people are speculating can have some form of an easter egg when you type in the number sequence that Baby talks about in her 'story' during Night 2 (i believe). At least, that's what I believe they're referring to.","*Night 3 Also, there are some possible letter sequence codes, as well." +I'm probably not the first one to say this but... Baby never jumpscares you like in the trailer,"That;s Baby being scooped, not her jumpscare." +How much time do you have spent on Sister Location?,0 minutes and 0 seconds since I'm flat broke +realy,*really +"Yeah, it just seems too far fetched. I'm not a technology expert or anything but it seems like it would be very difficult to implement, let alone how unnecessary it is considering they have all the information they need on people anyway.","It would be trivial to implement, but it would be easily discovered, and the consequences would way too dangerous to risk." +"Are these PF reissues worth the price though? They're pretty expensive here, going up to 73 dollars.",Thats way over the MSRP of 25 to $50 depending on the album and number of records. +I would bet that your table needs adjusting. On a quality table that is properly adjusted it is very very rare that a record will skip. Take some time to make sure eveything is correct and you should have a much better experience.,I have a U-turn orbit and have never had a record skip. +What an ass.,"Thank you, it's real ;)" +Homeless Trump supporter is now guarding the restored Trump's walk of fame star,U MOTHERFUCKERS KNOW VOTE TRUMP FUCK MEXICO +#PodestaEmails9: Take the money!!,"If Trump doesn't go all in with this then we really, really, really know the fix has always been in, and he was Clinton's lead blocker all the time." +Well there will be D1 remastered levels and 2 new zones. so there will be different maps at least to play a necro on,"add 2 extra hours to my gameplay, wooohoooo" +"That awkward moment when almost all the media was on Hillary's side, claiming she would win, and now Obama said they treated her unfairly",I've never gotten this many upvotes before O.o +"I guess it's something I never considered asking before, but is all compressed air created equal? Is there really any way that some brands could possibly be better than others? Or is it really about getting some for as cheap as you possibly can?",Some cans could have more PSI than others +"You realize we literally call the woman farthest back mitochondrial eve, right? How is tragic things back to one woman evidence against coming from one woman?",Mitochondrial Eve is not an individual. +Former DNC chairman calls for Clinton contingency plan,Operation: Its not her turn. +What have humans been doing the same way for hundreds of years?,Gay sex +There's a Western New England University?,Yes but its in southern New England. +Thank you for explaining.,No problem! +Wait what? How can you tell?,By the helicopter blades. +"they made total fools of their media allies during those hours, letting them go on about how hot and humid it was out there, etc. fully revealed so many for the non-journalist PR hacks that they are.",but it was a searing not even 80 degrees out! +"We, the Plutocrats vs. We, the People",There is a billionaire and multi-millionaire running for president... I wonder who is winning this match up.... +why do you think is his credibility in pieces? I think Hillary's credibility is much more in doubt than anyone else at this point...,"His credibility is in pieces because he challenged Hillary's credibility, which is clearly infallible." +Maybe,to be continued ? +"Probably the same sort of person whose thinking process results in them trying to resolve an interpersonal matter by stabbing someone in the throat, ie a crazy unstable person.",Is all violent crime committed by the mentally ill? +"One again, the Japanese are light years ahead when it comes to TV shows...",Am I stupid for thinking they were going to do the test with cars before it started? +"Reddit, how old were you when you got your first cavity?",8 +sorry what? fans shouldnt criticise a WINGER who has never scored more than 5 league goals a season by age 28?,you guys go over the top is all +"Listening to songs on YouTube while using your phone for something else. Background play basically . (From India, YouTube Red isn't here yet)",Just play music from your internet browser. +"Scheduled Game Update - November 30, 2016",Can it please not be extended.. I'd actually be so happy if I could play on time. +Former Elysium haters and Nost fanboys,What about those of us who don't give a fuck about this stupid drama and just want our characters back? +Or a hair cut.,There's a propensity to award the Oscar for Best Actress to women who play hookers. +Shocking.,That's not a positive reaction to this TIL. +"TIL Mark Twain hated Jane Austen with a passion, saying, Every time I read 'Pride and Prejudice' I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone.",Pride and Prejudice and Zombies! +"Blues.... holy shit. It's like I'm firing off 10,000 guns simultaneously. It's like a fireworks celebration. It's like pulling a little sturdy trigger every time I type. It's so... substantial. I have enjoyed browns, but these are really fun if you haven't tried them, I suggest to do it! Now let's hope my housemate doesn't care. He hasn't complained yet. :|","Yeah, unfortunately I'm only one my computer when my light sleeper of a wife is sleeping :P" +"I like you too, Poland.",In passive or agressive way?... +"Everyone in this thread is telling you that you are wrong and asking her wouldn't be rude or confrontational. I mean, it seems you are very worried about what others may think of you, yet when everyone tells you it's alright to do it, you're still afraid/hesitant. Seems you really don't care what others say/think and you just want to chose the option that has the least human interaction, even if that means suffering for yourself. #Doormat.",Anxiety is a bitch. +"Also Vitality Totem cycled out of Standard, so the chances of getting something amazing from Tuskarr Totemic went up.","Underrated factor, since Vitality Totem was usually the worst result you could get from Totemic." +#FreeSpeech,#FweeSpeech +T-Mobile will issue Note7 update that limits battery to 60% starting tomorrow (11/5),Still no Nougat... SMH... +"Depends, does England grant a right to return? If they did, I'm sure they don't discriminate on racial or religious grounds like some backwards countries.",You mean like Palestine? +"Unlocked cpus also don't come with coolers, so you really need to buy one.",My I7-4790k came with a basic intel stock cooler +"Professor Phattius T. Pufferlumps III (a.k.a Puffy) turns 15 this year, and I think he might outlive me",What is his professorship in? +Who would you think that people who say cuck worship?,your wife's son? +It's from South Park btw.,What is this South Park you speak of? +"that's actually really creepy. with the way it's low quality, the ambience, and how it goes off after a few sec. it's just.. empty.",Theirs more where that came from +Thanks for the fast trade :),No problem :3 +I haven't been to bed yet. I can't decide if I stay up for football or sleep so I can function at work.,"Where you at, booooooi?" +##BIG TEXT,#**BIG BOLD TEXT** +"Europeans of Reddit, what is the one stereotype about your country that you hate the most? I'm Scottish and hate the stereotype that we're tight-fisted (cheap/money grabbers) and drunk all the time. Your turn!",The immediate assumption that we all smoke weed. +"Yes, but selfie deaths *should* be rarer","Nah, we need more idiots selfie deathing themselves." +I'm so confused...fell through a sky light? I am so curious what the circumstances of this event were.,it was discussed on the podcast that rachael o'brien hosts when katie was a guest. +60 weeks banned in his career. Convenient how his ban ends just before the 6 nations eh?,Just a tad. +Petition to change the filthy revisionist 1955 hammer and sickle on top of this sub to a glorious non-revisionist 1922 version.,"Just say no to revisionism PS, no gulag pls, I honestly prefer the newer one." +Everyone loves a classic!,Lovely work as usual. +House :P,"Oh jeez that's rough, hope you can upgrade soon :)" +"Game Thread: BBQ Chicken Nuggets Edition My bad on the lack of a game thread last night, fam. I'm mad sick right now and woke up like two minutes before tipoff yesterday. Thanks for filling in Noodleslap and thanks for attempting to fill in throwaweight, lol. For future reference you gotta start the title with Game Thread: for it to be autotagged as one.",Fourth quarter tank time. +What playlist?,Solo standard. +Damn,"He didn't really have a heart attack, but it was stressful on him!" +"Reddit, what are you currently saving for?",A 1440p 144hz G-Sync monitor +"To further illustrate just how impossible it would be to do a movie of the whole of Sandman - there are seven distinct story arcs that make up the bulk of the series. While there are some characters that show up in many of these stories, namely the titular Sandman, each of these arcs have wildly different characters and settings as well. Making just one of these main arcs into a full story would take a full movie if not more. Add on top of that about a dozen or so shorter stories (some of which are very important to the overall plot) and you quickly realize how silly of a notion one movie would be.",Sounds like it needs a seven series GOTesque TV show. +Look folks this is her the #SpiritCooking They trade and ritual satanic abuse. Here she is the artist humiliating degrading a black man Tweet this out to your black friends. #BLM,The white body paint on the black guy really brings this piece together.... +French Cleat Storage Wall & Loft,I think you mean freedom cleat system. +Go back to Germany. Your ruining our national team.,And yet his English is better. +"just read this, way to create division, bunch of hypocrites. New place I will never go to",Had this been reversed and Hillary supporters were charged double people would lose their shit. +I'm thinking less drawn out and more the lack of make up being the issue...,"That, and also the lack of sleep, food, the fact that she's cutting weight, etc." +"Why you didn't used the Ray gun to attack the SM, The Tommy Gun is too weak for that",IIRC self medication gives you a ray gun. +"Hasn't Risto said he prefers working with Gorges because he makes him more comfortable during practice/games as an older figure/mentor? I know this sub loves shitting on Josh but he's been pretty solid on the line with Risto, nothing to write home about but he's certainly not costing us games or anything like that.",Gorges is cancer to Ristos Corsi +"She was an admiral during the Battle of Endor, she succeeded the great Emperor Palpatine for a short period of time afterwards. She had possession of the last SSD in the Empires possession.","She must have been great, especially if the Emperor gave her charge of such a beautiful vessel." +"Weapon switching (pressing Q,Q) For no reason I've been noticing alot of pros (Even more in this minor) Randomly weapon switching without reason pressing (Q,Q fast) And dying because of it. I don't understand why they do this.... I guess bad habits? So insane pros don't learn from a mistake like that lmao.","Forgive me if I'm wrong, was a bit naive when I started 1.6 but isn't there a bug where the first bullet after quick switching was a 100% accurate or something in 1.6?" +yeah i'll just sit around sometimes and blur my vision or stare at things and give myself tunnel vision,Is tunnel vision the thing when your sight becomes distorted as if the world's resolution kind of glitched? +"Leafs Links: Toronto hit with $512,000 cap overage penalty.",Hmm bonuses +"I think we need to reevaluate our standards for crazy given what's been said this election. Don't get me wrong, she is still out there, but not The pyramids were grain silos or Climate change is a Chinese hoax out there.",most of us put Wifi causes cancer and Vaccinations cause autism in the same batshit crazy section especially when she has a fucking medical degree +"Oh boy, it is here",Is this real? +Then how does the call even exist if it's before FNaF1?,How does the kid remember Fredbear if it's after FNaF 1? +Y,Goodbye +#BringBackS3,"Fuck tank'zix, that's for pussy mains" +Conservative America would rather cut taxes for wealthy job creators than use the money lost doing that providing for a healthy work force. Leave the taxes fund the medical right to life is so often heard because pro-life but the second the kid is born fuck right off. It infuriates me,If you think healthcare is such a human right why don't you donate your money to charitable healthcare organizations instead of voting to use other people's money +Gary says he agrees with Bernie Sanders 73% of the time. Maybe that's the reason Bernie voters like him?,They probably agree on social issues 90% of the time but disagree on government spending issues 90% of the time. +My vagina doesn't look like that. Omg what's wrong with me? It's cancer isnt it. TELLL MEEE,that or you're a guy with a prison vagina? +I find the mods to be overdone. They sound like some old straight-piped trucks.,"In the case of the 389, that's not necessarily incorrect :P" +"\*touchdown scored\* Ok cool, guess it's time to go fold some laundry or something",Get that housework done. +Why do these we need post always come up after a Sony event?,Because people see stuff that PlayStation is getting and want the same stuff for Xbox i guess. +"I got tilted just watching that garbage, there was literally only polymorph that was good in that situation, wtf.",Well he couldve drawn Cabalist's tome and getting polymorph from that. +Woman with umbrella struck by lightning,Yet somehow a guy stabbing his toenail is NSFW. +Probably slap michelle's arse back,And the get shot by the security detail there +yeah sounds about right,"Yea, because every other team is 15 levels below skt/rox and there's no way that there may be new super team" +Because no one runs abysses anymore to get it,And because pixie +"una e sa critici, alta e sa injuri ca un prost-crescut ce scris pe facebook acel tanar?","Injuratu ca injuratu, dar astia mai si ameninta sau intimideaza." +"Not that I disagree with your assessment, but AK-47's would shred any wooden shields. Still, Harry has no chance.",AK is Avada Kedavra +What stops you from being a vegan?,Being reasonable. +"Do you think Nolan Patricks injury this season could cost him going first overall? Has missed the last 11 games and there is no timeline for his return, keep in mind Nathan Mackinnion only played 44 games in 2012-13.",Probably not. +Fractured sternum for Charles Hudon. Out indefinitely.,"Tough luck for the kid, was playing so well." +"Not necessary, just tell them in chat or whatever.",Console doesn't have chat... +You are very good at spin.,That implies that anybody is buying what he's trying to sell. +"*I don't know about you but i'd be annoyed if i was being depicted in that way.* No, I would actually be thrilled with a professional sports team using my culture as their mascot.","Alright, well I'll get the word out and maybe the new Vegas hockey team can be named the Mayo Eaters or something else about white people." +"We (the germans) enjoy Arizona icy tee for so long. But yes we have import-story, they are rare but you'll find 'em if you such 'em. But the problem is that most of product's doesn't work in Germany, like candy corn or this penut sweety ressy I guess.","To be fair, people who like candy corn are weird." +Sidewinder is free to replace.,"Sshhh, they don't know that!" +$100 Steam Gift Card Giveaway,"Can't wait to see if i win, thank you for the giveaway OP :)" +"Somewhere out there, someone has discovered the meaning of life and they don't even know it.",or nah +Dream Job (Hejibits),TIL this guy is responsible for the boardroom suggestions meme. +Obligatory sounds more and more like a Harry Potter spell the louder you say it.,Ohhhh-bliguh-TOREEEEE +That one wasn't even hard lol,You'd be surprised how bad people are at movement in this game. +"This, god this is the biggest crock of shit in the world. F*** you Mediacom. I also have no other provider that services my apartment so I have no choice.",You can always move... +"This close to the election, what advice would you give to someone who still can't bring themselves to vote for any of the candidates?","Your choices are between someone who accepts the outcome of democratic elections, and someone who will claim any loss is rigged." +How about descendants in general? Let's get Anthony Mantha in on this action. It's the only way he'll see NHL playing time at this rate.,Ahh Red Wings fans... We're stretching it from NHL player's sons to grandchildren just so that Mantha can make the team. +Will Tulsa get more bike lanes?,They just put in a bike lane on 3rd Frome Lewis to Utica. +I think they would rebuttel with a defense of Clinton. And I have a feeling they would say something along the lines of he's an idiot that doesn't know a single foreign leaders name because I assume they are definitely in that pool of thought rather than Gary doesn't know any foreign leaders that are more related to his ideals.,"Mention that at least when Gary doesn't like a leader, he doesn't start a war in their country to overthrow them and have them killed." +"Did I say that I would vote Morgan for CP if Dani won HOH? Fuck that shit, Justin it is. There's nothing better than giving him a care package he can't use and then making him watch the last package go to Danielle instead of his baby Whitney.",How about no CP at all for Justin? +"Which is all well and good, but it's my supposition that if Bill knew Collins was going to walk in with crazy asking prices, I think he may have shipped Collins and re-signed Jones. I feel like that's not an outlandish conclusion to reach.",You are not allowed to disagree wwith BB on here +Lightening isn't produced by man you stupid twat!,Don't you mean...t**watt**? +Versus Blackhawks legend Bobby Orr?,Along with Blackhawks legend Dominik Hasek +"Whenever someone asks me what Higurashi is like, all I need to show them is *literally* the first 20 seconds of episode 5. That's all you need to know how messed up that show is. One of my friends didn't believe me and said, Well the show can't be all *that* bad. So I picked a random episode and a random time. It was the fingernail scene.","as horrendously violent and disturbing as the show is, it had some really good character development and a lot of moral lessons embedded in it." +"Who are your trade targets? Quarter of the way through for most players, who are you looking to sell high and who are you trying to buy?",Is Martin a good target or is he too risky with a hammy injury +Cancer by My Chemical Romance. I'm sad.,What's the matter? +"So I've been watching jeff nippard and other bodybuilders working out... and one common think I notice is that they all do (besides the big 3) weird, or rather, out of the ordinary lifts. Jeff Nippard, for instance, does Bayesian Flyes. What I'm asking you: how important is this 'variation'? For instance, I've been doing coolcicada's ppl for over 6 months, and have only swapped one exercise. And I'm still growing. Is it a matter of preference (for instance, not to get bored), or is it a 'pro thing' that I can't really understand right now?","It's up to each individual, which exercise stimulates growth for them or which is easier for their joints/wrists or it could be that they feel a better contraction." +The best friends! Lots of slumber parties! Believe me!,Docking +Texas Instrument Calculators. More specifically the ti-83 plus.,Wabbitemu saved me when I lost calculator. +"Personally I wouldn't be having sex with Goku, he's waaaaaaay too childish. I'm all about Vegeta though. I want to be the princess of all Saiyans! If Piccolo didn't reproduce agametically I would be all about him but alas :(",I had the biggest crush on Vegeta when I was a kid.. +"Thanks, Obama.",Go to hell obama +Truck that moves median in road,Multi-track drifting! +Blue door or the nook imo,"The Nook is one of my favorite burger places in the country overall, let alone juicy lucys" +Usually linebackers or safeties shadow a running QB.,Norman isnt a lb or safety +"Democrats, then and now",Now do Republicans. +"thanks! that was what i thought but i wasn't sure. also, i never thought of canceling dashes away with ult--i guess you'd have to be careful not to knock them even further away than though.","Also note, that ult's like Vi's will not be canceled, but will push her back during the duration." +"I'm just curious, but how can someone be challenger with only 250 LP?",Probably a different server from NA or EU. +I don't care. Do whatever you can get away with,~national guard~ +Oh fuck. Is VoIP getting *that* reputation now? It's such a shame we can't have nice things.,"We've been getting prank calls for a couple weeks from voip callers claiming people threatening to kill others, needing help asap, people sick and needing ambulance etc and it's been wasting resources here real bad." +Marvel vs Capcom infinite!,the legends were true +"Redneck Revolt is launching a fundraiser to help cover the cost of a plane ticket for Hy Thurman (an original member of the Young Patriots) to our January conference. Funds raised beyond the ticket cost will go as a solidarity donation to the Young Patriot Organization, which has been relaunched.",Young Patriots are back? +"Look at his hands. Straight back, no downwards motion. He didn't mean to force him down just pull him back.",Didn't help he went after Geno after he was down... +This patriot needs NO COAT!,# AYY LMAOO +Well shit. Thought it was 27. I'm gonna go back to looking dumb now,27 with hardline m8 you weren't completely wrong +'I voted' stickers put on Susan B. Anthony's grave,Will Donald Trump condemn the liberal animals for vandalizing a grave site? +"Multiple things may happen based on the new school's rules. How would they know because FFAID tracks all disbursements. You're not on probation, so it reads like you'll be OK. Some schools take the GPA from the failed classes others don't. Being an all knowing commenter on Reddit doesn't change the facts of our college and university system having many options.",You're wrong. +"Jesus, I just saw the ambassador's glasses on the corner. They probably flew off his face when he fell.",that's how you know he ded. +If he wins this subreddit deserves a cabinet position.,**DEPARTMENT OF MEMELAND SECURITY** +Honestly groovyy still the same sex machine I met 2 years ago,xXxPu$$yD3str0y3rxXx +So they are parasites.,"Welcome to capitalism, enjoy the creative destruction and the free markets!" +The view from an SU-152's drivers port is intense,Is this from SB? +"That's killing me; all these leaks and we've only seen white and black. I REALLY want to see the blue one, if it really exists. (Being the Pixel, they should have made it in red, green, and blue.)","I'd kill for a purple one, no matter how weird it looos." +Do you think conservative protest groups organized in collaboration with party apparatus don't hand out provocative signs attacking their opponents? Or distribute 'Hillary for Prison' shirts and other confrontational propaganda?,"Well that wasn't the question, I want to know how you consider this behavior, as acceptable or not, regardless of who is doing it." +He clearly disagrees with that statement so this is a disingenuous way to argue.,Except that I've defended John 1 as teaching the trinity and he has yet to refute how it does not teach trinitarianism. +Circle of life.,NFCircle of west +"Sleepy doctor says don't vote for him. So don't. Like really, wtf people?",That was very moderately high energy of him +Every time I come up to Memphis it's a good time and thank you tiger fans for the great fun,this right here is why I wanted Memphis in the Big XII +Mad because you get focused by every pro genji? :),No I'm mad because Dunkey is fucking obnoxious. +"it was the odd coloring, the grainy filter (not sure what to call it when it's genuinely grainy and not added in post) and the way it started so slowly and seemed to have an unnaturally acceleration. i think it's more horror movies have made that kind of thing spooky and less horror movies use stuff like that because it's always spooky. i could see this footage being found by the loved one of a paranormal investigator who died in an unexplained train wreck after pissing a ghost or demon off. Also, it makes you think holy shit that's really well done. because it's such an obscure phenomenon. stuff like the dirt being kicked up and the camera getting throttled around the way is realistic and juxtaposed to the 'unrealistic' thing you've never seen happen before, making you associate it with good camera work and not simply yeah it was real.",Pretty sure you would just call it grainy. +what device is that your using to manipulate your voice?,That's a BOSS RC-505. +"Potholes fix'd, boss.","Fill the potholes with concrete, Da!" +"I always find myself wanting to quit after i have smoked a cig, but never when i am without nicotine for some time...",i suggest using an E-Cig if you want to quit +If you knew more about him you'd see things differently.,"Ah ok, weird personal beef confirmed, carry on." +I too have google.,Congrats? +"Easy to see why. I don't think KMart is saying his mom raised him like how he would have been raised if he had a father, he's saying his mom did a great job given her circumstances raising her kids, and she did.",And karl isnt saying she didnt do a great job +Over the TOP MENTAL,"Well, I just sat up straight" +"Wow no need to be rude, its just your opinion.",Yeah... I know its my opinion +Gay men 'tortured and sodomised' by police in Uganda to 'prove they are gay': Homosexuality banned in Uganda since 1952,Yeah but blacks are still equal with whites +What is the highest number of times your RW has been summoned?,"46 times, Lord of Arms the day FF2 banner went up." +A lot of people say we never landed on the moon.,"Yeah, because you'd have to be a complete fool to believe that we did." +"So when democrats cried about rigging in the '04 election without proof its okay, right?",yeah this logic makes no sense. +Mocking them? Yes.,"Yep, this all must be satire" +Legendary status to LAVA HOUND Though lava hound is a legendary card no one respects it. Unlike other legendary cards no one fears for our so called lava hound and along with this it coats 7 elixir which is completely out of hands. When some one throws a lava hound they simply ignore it or they just put a minion horde which kills our lava hound and comes out almost unarmed and so is the case with minions to and these days with mega minion too. And along side this we are facing some glitches like 1.The shadow of lava hound which is almost one tile behind(here what happens is let us see when a lava hound and mega minion enter the enemy's arena at a time I don't ever see any logic why the tower starts attacking mega minion. Same is the case with all other combos like muskies archers etc...) 2.and the recent one no generation of pups immediately after lava hound's death And finally I want to know why there is no legendary status for the first appearing legendary card. No one fears for it. I have few suggestions to make LAVA HOUND RESPECTABLE. I hope you have some respect to LAVA 1. Death damage to lava hound (equal to golem). 2.Increasing the level of lava pups to say level 1 lava hound gives 4/5 level pups. 3.Death rage ( half time that of original rage ) 4.Decreasing elixir to 6 I don't say all of these are to be taken but atleast some ideas. I always wonder 2 elixir ice golem has death damage but not why the LEGENDARY LAVA. Let's make it fierce and give it a proper LEGENDARY STATUS.,Tldr; Pls buff card i use +I saw one like it on r/outside.,"Worst game ever....really high def and low latency, but the respawn machinics never worked and no way to lower the difficulty level." +Which VGS pack should I buy?,"You don't buy voice packs for specific skins.. You buy the vp for a specific god, and sub sequentially get the vp for all of that god's skins." +$94000 is more than a large majority of people make in an ENTIRE year.,Three years* +What's the best perk that comes with your job?,I'm always on nights so I never have to deal with the horrendous traffic in this town. +Remarkable.,r/madlads +Not going to happen. Activision does not slash prices like other publishers. Neither game will ever be cheaper than 10$ and 3 isn't even on PC by the way.,Also 3 isn't very good +Call the cyber police!,And the whambulance Wha wha.. +Time stops at midnight on the 31st December. The end of 2016 isn't the end. The end of 2016 just IS. For the rest of eternity.,the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never... +"Speaking from someone that went roughly $500 over budget on my last trip... Yes, be very careful! I'm normally very frugal, though, so my husband kept using the you're on vacation, let loose for once! argument. No regrets, as we had a great time, but I will be more judicious next time!","Personally I like gift cards over the magic band, as it's something you can put money towards over time, and something you can monitor better while you're there." +"Anyone remember which episode it was where Pringles got Magnus just straight FUCKED up on a dank-ass potion I cannot, for the life of me, find the episode, and I have to listen to it again. Also: I've really come to love how near and dear to the heart the boys hold Pringles, to Griffin and The Director's absolute bafflement.","I'm so glad you found it, because I just remembered this scene and absolutely had to hear it again right this second." +What? Haha,reference to phantoml0rd & gambling diff --git a/chunk30.csv b/chunk30.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..bfde1bf172748b87ef10f54966ad5da17caa53ae --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk30.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1667 @@ +Input,Output +Wish me luck.,I got TSE too. +nice old ladies? where the fuck did you get the nice from bud?,I forgot the +"In fairness the same could be said about pedestrians, cyclists. Ever tried to drive around Dublin city centre? People just cross the street on a whim and never look for oncoming traffic. Same with bikes. It's no so much an issue with drivers as it is with the public in general. We give zero shits.","The crossing lights in Dublin are fairly shit, pressing the button has no effect 95% of the time and lights often remain red even when the lights for vehicles is red." +"The name, the art, the effect. Such flavor and synergy...",You forgot to +"they are using multiplayer? is there a server for this? i recognize a few mods, but the planes looks so well done.",BDarmory has automatic piloting/ai +Accident grav pe Autostrada Soarelui,Demisia Arafat +too close for comfort,Checks out - This just how the post truck drives through my small street. +blblblblbl,"started watching this, gonna catch the rest later" +Not using mana? Perfectly fine. Use mana however you want. Not announcing the floating mana after passing priority is the no-no.,"ah ok, thanks :)" +Can you imagine if VER hit HAM? I think SkyHQ would implode.,Vergne hitting Hamilton would certainly be newsworthy. +"You must be new, we do never jokes here.",What are never jokes? +Magnus Got Wings - DOTA KING BAR #7,"This is my favorite vid midormeepo's done in a while, hilarious plays with funny music, gr8 stuff 10/10" +For sale. Litter box. Heavily used.,Comes w/ free cat. +"Here's what they should've done, though: They should've included on every new MacBook Pro, 2 USB-C to lighting adapter, and a gift card for 4 USB-C adapters of your choice, such as USB-C to HDMI, or USB-C to USB, or USB-C to old thunderbolt, your choice. Or, they could've made a MacBook Pro that, yes, had 4 USB-C ports, but also at least one USB port, at least one HDMI port, and at least one old Thunderbolt port. You shouldn't need to buy a fuck-ton of new adapters for a new 1,500 computer.",Yeah but that's not *futuristic* enough though ... +Noice,Noice post +"Her Halloween Costume, taken from the front page of r/hillaryclinton","Not shit, I never doubted her sarlac pit's ability to grab things." +"Was there a rule in 2008 prohibiting a driver from crashing to benefit a teammate? This is going to be a controversial one, but I'm genuinely curious, was there such a rule? A lot of people here is keen in pointing out Max's driving is within the rules even if morally questionable when changing direction when under braking or Lewis pushing another driver at the exit of a corner if the other driver has not made the move stick.",The title of this post and the description do not match. +Does anyone know of any good songs from Nintendo's library of games,Basically every final boss theme from Kirby. +"Well it sort of went from a I don't know this for a fact, I just know it's tru to a I 100% know this for a fact","I mean, that's how science in general works, isn't it?" +I did a double-take when i walk by our friendly neighbourhood library,Out of the loop. +"Sometimes there really is nothing new to discuss. About the killings for example, what new can you talk about than you already know/have? There's already other places for that anyway. That's what I'm thinking.",Exactly this. +"Suggested balancing changes (11/x) (Not official) It hasn't even been 2 weeks since the last balancing changes, but the meta has already developed to cancer. **Mega Minion: 12% damage decrease** The mega minion offers far too much damage and value for 3 elixir, so a 12% damage reduction will somewhat stop it completely crushing everything it touches. **Inferno Tower: No longer reset by Zap and Lightning** This change will somewhat help it do its job, to destroy tanks. It will still be reset by Freeze and Ice Spirit. **Hog Rider: 8% Health reduction** The Hog Rider currently survives a lot of things thrown at it, and guarantees the Hog Rider getting several hits on the tower. This change will mean it will still have bulk, but won't deal hundreds of damage to the tower more than it should. **Bowler: Hit Speed changed from 2.5 seconds to 2.8** The Bowler's knock back means that melee units will have a difficult time doing any damage to it at all. This change won't do too much, but will somewhat make the bowler easier to kill These are all the suggestions I have for now, feel free to give feedback and/or other suggestions.",Inferno: Unnecessary Mega Minion: Agreed Hog: Unnecessary Bowler: Unnecessary Where's the Sparky buff? +"Carrie's boobs were falling out of the costume, and anyone on set when she bent over would have gotten an eyefull of it. It was more about the way directors got away with creeping on the actresses back in those days, and making sure Daisy has the gumption to fight back against it if anybody tries to creep on her in a future movie.",They're fucking actors you goon. +The problem with Jaku is he could lose his job at any moment. Pickford's more nailed. If Jaku was nailed as well I'd definitely have those two as my GKs.,"I want him to rise because I'll most likely sell him for Pickford, but want that 0.1 :p" +"That's how I was as well. FF9 was amazing, both it and Legend of the Dragoon were amazing games that just didn't get popular because they came out to late the the life cycle of the PS1. On a related note, Picked up FF9 on Steam a few months ago, and it holds up extremely well.",There's even an android/ios version too! +Wait what? She threw out your relationship of a year after meeting someone for 2 weeks? WTF.,"Worst, she stopped contacting him from day one so, surely she cheated him in less than two days... :/" +Once again the projection is amazing. This election is rigged! -- Goes out and commits voter fraud.,"It's ok if I do it, it's those other people you got to watch out for!" +"This is why the politicization of the SCOTUS was the WORST PART of this election. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY was talking about SCOTUS appointments when we were electing Obama or when Romney was running. But suddenly now it's a huge fucking deal? Love them or hate them, the SCOTUS operates best politically neutral. The fact we had a Supreme Court Justice weigh in on a presidential election is *unprecedented*, worse still that the Clinton camp was screaming themselves hoarse that Trump would have sway over appointing 4-8 justices (when in fact he'll maybe get to appoint 2). It was stupid to politicize the court and might very well end judicial independence in this country.","But, e-mails and Hillary!" +And the rallies with Democratic controlled Congress just doesn't count?,"No, because they are communist." +Literally.,He has all the documents! +I fail to see how the DNC's neutrality would make up for 3 million more votes,Those black people don't know how to vote! +"As a noun, it specifically means a woman who nags or chides.",I usually just call them naggers. +Plus this is the first election I can think of where one campaign has a excellent GOTV game and the other has basically nothing. This could get tasty,"Well, the GOP didn't pull their weight." +Do you think they are lying? is a biased question? How so?,It just is so shut up! +He probably has some good stealth advice. He's the best at hiding from war.,Can we just say the whole Army has bone spurs and leave? +I thought you were going to say his daughter,"Gotta keep it in the family, amiright?" +It's called memorising the patterns and previous movements. Maybe you should try it in a rematch ;P,They're too busy working to do that +"why the fuck would someone look up drama, especially reddit while on vacation","Hm..I always keep on checking reddit, no matter where I am on this world, vacation or not." +The smarter u are,"The smarter u r, the less inteelgence breefins u need." +And you just proved you only read headlines,"No, it proves I read his NY Daily News interview plus this." +My local beer store sell advent calendar full of beers,Pretty much every grocery store has it in my area.. Denmark btw. +Overwatch Animated Short | Infiltration,When does the movie for this game come out? +Guess who's back?,Wonder why the game is not going to be in 3D... +REKT Xd,NiPPY DX +"i dont know the details but it still is an excuse. they were still supposed to be good, at least they were supposed to qualify cuz half the teams could go through, and only selfless was a real team. they are just plain bad, its simple as that. local brazilian scene and the results and ratings are inflated.","I'm not saying that it is an excuse, but they fucked up a lot after that move" +I'm pretty sure every pro player will bring mid range shaman to Blizzcon,I'm pretty sure every pro player will ban mid range Shaman at Blizzcon +"The best assassins garb I've ever seen,decent elle jeweled foil",That garb is begging to have its suffixes scoured. +Ninja Halo 5 Montage Edited by CJNEW001,"Wow, I had no idea this H1Z1 streamer played Halo!" +"This is basically what a referendum is like: Do you want sex? Yes or no. Yes. Ok, bend over I'm going to fuck you in the asshole.",...*Oh my~* I don't know where this referendum was held but I'm eager to find out. +"Good for you! No matter what happens in life, no one can take away your education.",Tell that to repeated blows to the head or a severe car accident.... +Incredible Waterspout Due To Hurricane Matthew,This is just a repost -.- +"In your opinion, what was the most disturbing/gruesome scene in a video game?",Spec Ops The Line [the aftermath of the white phosohorus mortar] +SpaceX falcon liquid oxygen tank failure,Michael Bay couldn't make this up +One year,$1200 peak +"My apologies, I didn't know a meme had to be repeated verbatim to be valid.",It's not a meme. +Not deny the true faith.,How would such an action be denying the true faith? +Lib tries to start shit gets handled and cries in the MSM you guys already tried this and time is ticking away,your ignorance is impressive +As somebody who was raised Amish I'm slightly offended by that question! We're not Muslim after all:) Amish women are treated well and respected. Atleast from my area.,:) +Oh I'm pretty sure the plot in question has holes. If you catch my drift.,I don't +Hahaha this guy actually believes this crap. SHE IS BEING INVESTIGATED BY THE FBI FOR THE SECOND TIME. IT'S A YUGE DEAL.,You forgot to add +One of the Electoral College voters is saying he wont vote for Clinton. So we would lose 1 EV if he did that.,That doesn't sit too well with me at all. +"Yeah, you can connect the ps4 controller with a usb bluetooth dongle. I'm pretty sure you can use it wired aswell. For the xbox one controller I'm pretty sure the microsoft adapter is the way to go","According to the other people, the S controllers have Bluetooth support :o Thanks for helping :D" +I know you are with her...,Who are you at other times? +Non-Post-Hardcore album of the year,Silent Planet - Everything Was Sound +Has Ana Navarro come out and said she is voting for Hillary? Seems obvious she is but I'm not sure she has said it?,I thought I heard she was going to write in somebody. +"Filled the questionnaire, hope you don't mind using my Reddit's handle as the required name.","Same, I also used my handle." +And what role is that? The team European white guy? That don't have similar games at all besides the fact they can both shoot,Stretch 4 +RIP in peace memes.,I don't know what to do with my 64GB of RAM now... +Yikes never realized how many sewers flow into Jamaica Bay. I swim and eat fish out of it all the time...that kind of just grossed me out.,"They don't flow into the bay all the time, only when there are Combined Sewer Overflows during/after heavy rain." +What kind of compliance check?,The same kind of compliance we have for bit-torrent nodes. +"Trump, Conservatives Silent After Latest Cop Killer ID'd as White Man","Well, clearly, he was just mentally ill" +Mouth watering isn'it,Yep +"Remote Character VR control? How do you control character movement(with a xbox controller) while you view it from a distance? E.g. it's like flying a quadcopter or R/C car, you control its movement but you look at it from a distance without having to follow it like a 3rd person view. Thanks",Set up a camera that isnt connected to the actor and have the player controls affect that actor instead. +That's a good little fishy,"Well,that was just too fucking adorable." +"hospitable* :] yeah in Tallinn I've generally had better experiences with Estonians than Russians/Estonian-born. could well just be the area I live in, though.","Yeah, i study in tallinn and people are generally A LOT friendlier there than in Saue area..." +Your grand mother got you a book on sex?,"Yeah, that's the weirdest thing about this." +I can say the same about Britain,You guys should do some sort of exchange. +"Well, I'll never look at females again. I was having a good day. Decided to celebrate with some Jack and PS4. Started playing some DMC4 for about a half hour. Then popped on rush of blood in VR. I felt the best I have felt in about 2 months. I felt Invincible. Then I got the bright Idea to go on Chaturbate. As soon as I started watching, I got theis overwhelming sadness that started slowly. After about 5 minutes of staring at a giggling woman I realized i would never have that. I would never have a woman laugh with me, talk to me, share her life with me, be with me, or even touch me. I will now avoid females at all cost as it is too hurtful to deal with them. Thank god my new job wont have many in them. Sorry for the wlall of text;. I hope you all have a good night. Love yall. StY STRONG FEMALES INCLUDE (sorry for any spelling errors, drunk)",The reason why you'll never have a girl is solely because you refer to them as females. +Your screen is probably coming off because the battery might be expanding.,The adhesive could just come off over time unrelated to anything pushing it up. +"Great, now I want to fuck disabled women.","I'm sure you will find someone willing, Metroidfan23345." +"I mean, 57c is 57c. Dude spent 20fuse and got 57c. Worth. I've been playing since open beta and yes the payout was pretty low. But its still voluntary and profitable. Fuck nigga hate broke bitches throw shade.","he could've used the 20 fuse gotten a 6link and made 6 times that, he could've used them on any other lottery and gotten 6 times that, the issue isn't that he was scammed or something, its that its very scummy for LNB to use his viewers to get cheap shit, or at the very least if he can't use math or logic to figure out 57c is really low, not argue and say it's entirely fair after people called him out on it." +"ye but then that would be a weaker form of his current passive, which heals more every 3rd hit since his AD is not so high",cooldown reduction on every attack is way better than any of kharazim's traits. +"Was playing with cheese wheels when i accidentally made this, thought you guys would enjoy.",The leaning tower of cheeza +even a broken clock is right twice a day,So you agree with him then? +"I do the same as you, day off = breakfast and when I'm working, I wait until supper before eating. Make me feel energized and motivated! Sometime I take a shake after my workout but I usually don't eat in the morning.",Intermittent fasting? +Which side of your hand is the top of your hand? The side with your palm? Or the side with your knuckles? Technically both could be right. What do you guys think?,"If you naturally hold your arms up, place them on your sides or a table, the top side is always opposite of the palm." +I guess the university wants us... to aim high?,Kinda brings a whole new meaning to air ball. +*Sigh* Netflix CEO!!! Y u cucked?! Cancelled membership...,Make sure you one star any lena dunham shows on the way out :-) +I think they're already stale.,Lolol hurr that's their gimmick get worked hurrrrrr. +Does anyone have a link for stats on MLG Orlando? It's can't seem to find them and I'm interested in looking at that compared to champs can someone help me out! :) thanks,The event was cancelled due to hurricane Matthew +"Personally I don't like how he has such a healthy clear to start with. These changes won't be that effective if they're aiming at toning down jungle clear. Also the concept of keeping up your stacks in the jungle is really only relevant on his first clear when he would take meaningful damage from camps. Imo his shotgun knockback is a good enough jungle sustain tool and the resistances he stacks on jungle is just frustrating to deal with. I do however like the idea of using his dash having better offensive power than defensive power. In my opinion graves would be fine if they just made it so it doesn't stay stacked on jungle camps, but it would stay stacked on minions and other things.",I'm pretty sure that he would be hella broken in lane if his resistances refreshed on minions. +"I got a digital copy of the first issue, but the font and its small size made it difficult for me to read on my device of choice. I did not continue. Check out the preview images if you're considering buying it digitally.","definitely not meant to be read digitally, has the feel of those books that have all the extra info and secret document pages etc..." +"When going into public match, how do you skip the cutscene?",Can't skip it. +"Huntington Lake, California (OC)","Keep showing images of wilderness in California.. maybe the ones who moved to Oregon, Washington and Idaho will move back there." +"I don't dislike Carter, but he turned it around with 100 thousand dollar speaking fee's every other weekend. They all do the circuit, Obama will be a very wealthy man, very wealthy.",Bigly +What Olympic champion Sang-young Park does with a sword,I can do that too. +Fecal transplants are a viable medical treatment which can be taken anally or orally. The FDA has been regulating human feces as an experimental drug since 2013.,It has literally become Eat S%*t and don't die. +I would still think that those 8 tacos smothered in hot sauce are to be blamed and not the alcohol.,If anything it's the combination of lots of alcohol and shitty food. +That era,"Eh, close enough!" +Lurkers aren't known to unlurk,"We must believe I like that area code btw, I have one just like it !" +70000,runescape is dying every one on those goddam mtx threads lol +Your friends have to play at least once to show up on it. I don't really know what the nature of your problem is though,"It says no one has played any matches, but I played with several of my friends, so they should appear." +i don't think I have 11 Kolibri kills,Exactly 10 here and I don't see that increasing any time soon. +I hope a mod adds staff only pathing. Allowing Janitor and mechanic shortcuts.,"I don't own the game so I can't check, does it not have Keep Out signs like RCT?" +A little lost with faction play,So spawn camping is still a thing after how many years? +SO NORTHWESTERN'S GONNA COMEBACK HARD AGAINST YOU THE WAY NOTRE DAME (ALMOST) DID? THAT'LL BE FUN TO WATCH,HEY MAN A WIN IS A WIN AT THIS POINT. +Noah got a lot of cheers. It was more mixed for Rose.,Which totally makes sense! +jarvan looks like a woman to me,Jarvan is LB +"Dormitabis, I've come to bargain.",My day has been made +"If you havent gotten a 5* crystal yet id advise you from pulling on the first FFT banner and possibly second one. TM are good but odds say you are likely to soon get a 5* crystal and delita is not one you realy want. He a weird fullbreaker-ish character with an unfitting LB. (-45% def 5 turn ability -45% spr 5 turn ability, magic damage LB aoe with silence chance oh and medtate (better focus,45%) Basicly he a weird jack of all trade with nothing realy impressive. He still better than nearly all 5* but he not anywhere near the top of the 6*. (He does seem nice however with JP abiltiy enhancement where his break ability can reach realy high.)",I'll definitely pull but I stopped expecting anything good. +Did he? I heard there was some friction at the U.K. with something being overturned or blocked?,UK supreme court might overrule the referendum because they know what's best for the people +I'm quite skeptical about this one guys.. even regular train lines aren't feasible in the US how is a vacuum sealed system going to be economically viable is beyond me.,I think seeing an increase in nuclear powered plants and battery operated cars with auto drive seems like a much more believable future than this jazz. +"Good point. The o line is much different, he still has Woodhead, which is different from last year and he has more wideout depth. No reason to be in panic mode yet.",Woodhead was there last year. +"I was so curious as to what was going to happen. a perfect nade, a silent assasin taking out 1 by 1. Did not expect the outcome, haha awesome :)","the very beginning i tossed a nade at the cluster of soldiers but it went too high and blew up above the bunker, so i kinda cut that out :P" +A collie could be trained to install a toilet in that time.,A collie could be trained to lay the plumbing for the toilet in that time. +Impressive brickwork,Yeah but what game is this? +"If you knew everything, you'd know not to make a stupid fucking post like this on facebook, you obnoxious shitgibbon.",*:(* +"That's from a comic, isnt it? Where did I read that before?",It's from Nick Spencer's Ant-Man +Also gives a whole new meaning to 'codpiece.',This should be the top comment +"'k. can we jail you too? For your own safety, of course.",I'm not the one poisoning a presidential candidate. +"Hey, I'll submit a new node every month if you want.",the hero we deserve +You're joking.,"Setup is hard, maintenance on stable is hassle-free, maintenance on testing can vary between just fine to oops looks like this package just broke, time to hop on the bugtracker; I'd still take it over the AUR any day though Still better than debian unstable, which recently broke their x11 input drivers during a transition that took a few days - that's when i decided to install arch over a debian unstable install" +No E-11D or E-22 in game... As the title states i was completely looking forward to the Rogue one DLC adding in a bunch of new weapons or a few such as the E-11D standard issue blaster rifle for the death troopers or the shoretrooper E-22 after watching the movie last night these would of made great weapons in the game along with the DT-29 and the A180 makes me sad dice didnt add these,My soul hurts not having the E-11D. +"While we're at it, we should get the option to choose the starting loadout and grenades. But the ability to do so hasn't been implemented yet.","What are you talking about, random T1 starting weapon without that weapon's full perk bonuses is a no brainer for HoE." +Newspapers never lied.,You dropped this +"Ahh I see, I 100 percent feel that. Connection wise I have been all good but the damn glitches are starting to get very annoying! But bo3 at release annoyed me much more than iw has so far. Not having contracts made getting the dlc weapons even more impossible and that annoyed the shit out of me because I finished dm very quickly and I wanted to use new weapons.",bo3 didn't have dlc weapons at launch if I remember correctly +Chat has been disabled for 3 seconds,Rocket League memes are best memes. +You are a lot slow. We hit 90k a few weeks ago. Keep trying though.,ahh shit didn't notice I will delete it +"Im not jealous, im not jealous, im not jealous. FUUUUCK IM SO JEALOUS, I WANT A HALL TOO!!!",We'll dedicate a hall at the Rock to you if you cough up that Vesey kid. +They don't want minority votes. They've chosen to represent racism for so long they are too strongly made up of racist true believers to change for the moderates.,But Jack Kemp 20 years ago was nice to black people... +Well if Clinton was to get Congress she plans a lot of tax rises on the better off.,"Yeah, she'll go to bat for the middle class against the .1%" +"Well given the political status of science in the US we can be sure that we will remain competitive. Check out the braintrust, known as the Congressional committee on science and technology,",You forgot the +Angola was a colony.,Not since the 1951 constitutional revision. +Illegal immigrants are often one or more of those things.,That's so blatantly wrong I feel sorry for you. +No thanks I'm not gay,20 bucks says you are +"What's the VN volume (issue?) where it comes from. Just in case someone wants to double check. Also, while there arguably isn't a pure physical force that he can't adjust. There's plenty of other ways to overpower or ignore the shield","Volume 19: Prologue, some other examples are written in Volume 19: Chapter 1, Part 7." +Has Obama ever been in fighting shape? Putin is still in fighting shape.,"True, Obama still smokes so that'll fuck up his stamina" +"I just can't hate Greinke. He has always said its been about the money for him. He has always been blunt and to the point. So to me he was staying true to himself, which I suppose is not surprising. That being said I hope we score 5 runs before he gets an out.",Well we hit 5 home runs against him :D +"Before going to bed drink one pint of water with one tablet of Berocca dissolved in it. With this, take one Claritin, one Prilosec, and 4 Advil. This will lesson your hangover greatly.",yeah but you'll have cirrhosis the next day +Twitch brought a tear to my eye after a long day of work. What a time to be alive,"Arteezy, I added you on Overwatch,fam, pls accept my invite Pls carry me" +WWE 2K17 - Who's Next Gameplay Trailer,I'm so glad there's another version of Balor's entrance than the chainsaw one. +What does Trump have against the veterans?,Our vets have gone through enough. +Why don't you just unfollow people who post pictures of their kids...,I left facebook a couple of years ago. +"...and after you help him, help me! :)",And then me +"If there is oil in water, the oil would make a thin layer on top of the water that cuts off the oxygen supply for the worms/bugs, so they would get out quickly to avoid being suffocated.","is that because bugs can breath water, but they can't breath oil?" +zed has red shurikens but no other champion in the game has a glowing orange blade,Yi? +"It's stupidly easy to get several million SP; start the interceptor around the waterfall area (on the road around the lake between the bridge and last stallion ranch) and destroy the cop with tech (I can do it in about 30 seconds using esf and shockwave), restart, and drive about a mile down the road to repair as needed. Keep doing that and you'll get to a 10x multiplier and millions of SP in no time",Aw that feels cheap. +Now I must know what you do to be able to do this.,Live in Andorra +I'm more of an ideas guy.,I'm making the next Facebook (idea)! +"A few things before people over-react to this: 1. 8 of the top 12 top slots (of 24 total) are melee. The exceptions are Fire Mage, MM Hunter, and S. Priest. I've read repeatedly that people felt Melee should do more damage than ranged. This is now, for the most part, true. 2. Seven specs (Frost DK down) appear to be at a very clear disadvantage. The other specs have a relatively small spread. Ignoring the 7 I've said are obviously worse, the spread between the top spec (enhancement Shaman) and bottom spec (Destro Lock [my personal spec]) is 30k DPS (roughly 11%). Not a negligible amount, but when you consider you'll never have perfect balance, not a terrible spread either. My takeaway from this is that MM, Fire Mage, and S. Priest need nerfs to be brought in line with the other ranged specs while Frost DK, Survival, and Fury need to be buffed to be brought in line with the other melee specs. Aff, BM, Ele, and Frost Mage probably need buffs too.","Spriest is only parsing high because of S2M, their non-s2m damage is ridiculously low." +Well in my country one Organisation is buying drugs for all 8 million people in it. And other then in the US for example this government Organisation is allowed to bargain for rebates from the Pharma companies. And 8 million insured patients in a first world country is a pretty big slice of money - so they do bargain. Let's say there are two cancer drugs on the market for the same type of cancer (happens more often then you think) So negotiations are started with both companies - both companies show that their drugs are effective and Within a range of mortality (so one drug is equally good as the other - or if one is not as good it has other bonuses - like less side effects) Then negotiations start - and one comapny (the one with the better offer) gets the deal - it's now the go to drug for this specific type of cancer. If a doctors say though I am sure that drug B is better for this very specific patient he can get the other drug too - there is just one more step of approval needed - which goes pretty fast normally - can be done within minutes to hours - so you are not cut of from the other drug - the cheaper one is just preferred. And that is basically the whole trick - we are allowed to negotiate drug prices. Plus - there is less overhead here - no advertising for prescription drugs. Honestly I can't remember when I saw a tv spot for aspirin either - so maybe this was cancelled too. Less Pharma reps going to doctors peddling their stuff cause they cannot choose (except in special circumstances) what drugs they use. Large reliance on generics - if there is a generic available he pharamacy has to give it to you first - even if the doctor writes down the brand product - and so on. And that all leads to a health care system that is a lot cheaper and still gets everybody the care they need.,Thanks for the write up. +"*Fallout 3 crashes to desktop because it's Fallout 3. FTFY Look up the Unofficial patches for the game on Fallout 3 Nexus, and see if you can stop your anti-virus program from looking at the Fallout exe's at all. 3 and New Vegas were the worst CTD games I've ever played. New Vegas was so bad I quit playing eventually, until some fixes came out months later.","That'a the thing, I don't have an anti-virus" +BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL,SCIENCE RULES +because its so compromised by being 60+ hp down.,"It's a factor for sure, but Toro Rosso, who have a worse engine, were miles ahead all weekend." +The test taking never ends.,The skills needed to succeed in the business world and academia have pretty minimal overlap. +The Nutshack Except It Doesn't Exist,wew lad +How to Make a Synth,X-post r/westworld. +"and get rushed down mid plant, after the timer, to lose whatever equipment he had and be left at <500$. Smart move, very smart","To be fair, he just sat there with the bomb in his hand, it's not like he had his gun out to try and kill the enemy if they pushed/peeked him so it's not like he took any precautions against being rushed and killed after time." +FIRE UP YOUR DEMARCOS,"I wasn't gonna, but this is making me reconsider." +"The DAA have been much better in recent years, particularly this year and have given Cork a lot of autonomy. Aerlingus (then state owned) screwed Cork by setting Shannon up as a transatlantic hub and protecting the airport by never giving Cork the same privilege.",That first part is good to hear. +"Video uploaded 5 minutes ago, video posted here 4 minutes ago. Damn that's skill",First time I've ever been this early (got a notification in chrome) +Not so much a skill but the recognition that you have no inherent value and you're entirely responsible for yourself. The world owes you nothing and you've got to fight for every grain of rice.,"I don't eat rice, so I'm good." +"If he is honest and says he makes over $100k per year, that is an awesome amount to live on....normally. Not so if you have a girlfriend demanding 10k purses and 75k rings in the span of only 9 weeks.",$100K is nothing in LA. +Cop tire trapper,"oh yeah, this is such a good idea." +What's your point? We're all challengers,Anything that isn't worlds is low elo +"Bingo. Pick the fucking white male, and the chance of a lawsuit happening somewhere down the road diminishes drastically.","Worst that happens is you fire him for fucking up, and he bitches to his buddies about you being an asshole." +"so instead of doing brute force calculations, the hacker would have a table that had spit Password123 through all the major cryptographic systems already (generating the 30-1000 different hashed variations it might be), and is just trying to find a match?",Yes. +"Concern troll. Secret ballot means nobody has the right to know how you voted, not that you don't have the right to share how you voted. GTFO with that shit.","That's not what I meant, he said he was getting harassed, and I was just saying he doesn't *have* to tell them who he voted for." +"Do you consider the Sedin twins future Hall of Famers? resume: Both have art ross trophies. Henrik Sedin 227 G 753 A 980 P in 1,182 games. Daniel Sedin 360 G 591 A 1,159 games. 1 appearance in the Stanley Cup finals: Game 7 loss. Reputation for being one of the most dynamic, and unique duos in their era while displaying nothing short of magic on the ice. With this, do you think they will be inducted into the hockey hall of fame after they retire?","Yes but only one of them, with the first name never revealed." +"To be fair, If high-rez can maintain their current schedule of patching out bugs, bringing new content to the game, hotfixes, community involvement etc. I can see a true gem of a game coming out of this. I don't see where all of these complaints are coming from, sure there are still alot of bugs but the current state in ob36 compared to ob34 where i started the game already feels alot better to me and i don't doubt it'll keep improving. I feel as a game developer they're doing a great job at keeping us informed and involved with the games development.","Yeah I agree with you, I think Hi-Rez are doing a great job with the game, I think it's well balanced, fairly team based and overall pretty damn fun" +He didn't want to answer any questions. He wasn't there to be asked questions. What's he done wrong?,His staff were unprofessional and insulting and he looked like a lil bitch. +Roleplayers,The same reason I make my mount jump at the crest of a hill. +he was throwing shade but y'all are gonna make this another europhile circlejerk,why be patriotic instead of commending the pros and being good sport? +LFG WOTM fresh 383+ hunter. Have some exp going through with titan. Want to bring in hunter. Please send a message PS4 only. Shadowsteal81 is the Id,386 Hunter PSN Soba _Fett +John Key has an unbelievable solution for affordable housing,"Yet, morons will keep voting National." +"The rest argue for various other stupid things. Like banning contraception, for example.",Fucks it up for the rest of us who aren't blind idiots +Bernie also didn't grow up in Indonesia.,President Obama could've grown up on one of Saturn's moons and he *still* would've been an American. +"Just remember something when summoning tomorrow for the new SSB Vegetto and SSR Goku Black... If you don't get them, it isn't the end of the world! I haven't gotten one of the original 5 GOD cards yet, and I'm still alive. The sun will continue shining and you will continue to live! Don't break your bank trying to get these cards either, it's just a game, never forget that! That being said, best of luck to everyone tomorrow! I hope everyone gets something good :)",Gogeta still my MVP. +When Ahri charms as soon as ww ults and it hits but is immune? Did they change this with ahri? as soon as ww ults and I time my charm with ahri and he hits his ult I can't stop it even with the timing of my charm cc,Yes +Remove/kill Prompto,Or at least make him a ranged ai +Only because an insider tipped off a local reporter at the very last minute.,And why would they risk something like that when they could have just picked up a phone? +"Any tips on defeating Tarum Level 20 Epic Quest I cannot seem to advance past this epic quest. There are two faeria trees at the start on Forests. I cannot seem to destroy both trees before they give 10 faerie, and I get overwhelmed afterward. Any advice?",i beated it with a burn deck. +Instructions unclear. Became pope.,"He used to be a bouncer at a club, I'm sure he got some before he became clergy" +This is why protesters need to start burning the Confederate flag instead. Bait them into coming out and being outraged over that.,For some reason I see buying copious amounts of confederate flags and then burning them money well spent. +Looming Donald?,"Whenever Hillary was speaking, Donald would walk into the frame behind her and stand there." +"What's wrong with going to theme parks alone and wishing you had somebody to make happy memories with? Sitting on an S&S drop tower next to happy couples, staring off into the distance and trying to convince yourself you're having fun. Walking past the photo booth and trying to avoid looking at your own photo the same way you do with the mirror every morning. Sitting on the back seat of your favourite rollercoaster, trying to listen to the soothing clicks of the chain that your brain associates with the moments before the few seconds of pleasure you experience every so often in your life, only for it to be interrupted by the conversations of fucking normies sat in front of you talking about partying last friday night and kissing and having fun. And then not even feeling the wind on your face or paying attention to the familiar jolts and drops along the tracks because you are suddenly thinking about how empty your life is and that nobody will remember you or miss you when you're gone. Totally cringe amirite guize??/ xD",Jeez +"Especially when you compare it to dalaran Mage, which was nerfedto a 1/4 from a 2/4 because it was OP apparently...",Keeper of the Grove too +"My grandmother - dad's mom - insisted that my sister was conceived out of wedlock and that mom was pregnant at the wedding, because my mom was a 'Catholic whore.' (yeah, you figure that one out.) My parents were married in 1973. My sister was born in 1978.",Curious to know what religion is your grandmother? +Maybe that's what happened to Bin Laden - he was a cool dude and some one stole his pupper and he went off the rails,When he was a little billionaires child a US expat stole his puppy and from then on he vowed vengeance on the United States +I am confused: does this mean in moon it is perpetually night time??,"It's night during real life daylight hours, and day during real life nighttime hours." +"Ya; essentially; posting and reading; in general requires basic brain functionality, which essentially rules out trump as your candidate. Basic integrity, caring about whether your candidate actually gives a shit about anyone or is actually being truthful when they've switched their positions like most people switch underwear essentially rules out Hillary as your candidate. Welcome to shitshow 2016 where you can vote for cancer or a more aggressive form of cancer.","I don't agree with you about Hillary, but, I'm grateful that we still have the right to say what we want without censorship." +ar has nothing to do with the pp the map gives,"it does over 10.33, since there is a bonus for high ar after that." +r?9,It's preperation for talk like a pirate day +He had me until he said that socialism is the same thing as crony capitalism...,"its all just government intervention, man" +"Call me idiot, but I really love the environment of Advanced warfare single player campaign.","Yeah, it's fucking space, I don't get all the hate saying it's the same as before, we're getting some fucking zero G combat and command of a spaceship." +There's always one commander deck that costs more than the others. This is the one.,Then you find it at msrp at walmart or target and smile profusely +"What was, in your opinion Riot's biggest achievement of 2016?",They did the Yorick rework. +If the worlds finals are INT - NOX I will be stunned beyond words.,I have a dollar on ANX because of the 2000:1 odds they win. +"I'm sure that all this mess is directly influenced by Bratz dolls. Besides the blonde and black dolls, all the rest are racially ambiguous with a range of light to medium-tan skintones with gigantic lips and the same lashy, almond/elongated cat eye shape.","Oh my god I never made this connection before, and now I can't unsee it." +Caffeine Per Dollar List - See where your preferred coffee stacks up,"If caffeine content for the lowest amount matters a lot more to you than taste, buy a cheap robusta like Cafe Bustelo." +"That's a dirty word in our office, they're the enemy. Thankfully our late shift finishes at 8pm so long home now","Heineken is disgusting, so good lol" +I got a 299 meter headshot last night with the Martini-Henry. I don't think I'm ever going to beat it.,"fucking hell, that's crazy." +"This page is for Morse the Mole, who never made it to the game. (The reason this page is going up is because of P2) Only comment if it is about him. A special section for him in the Fnaf subreddit",fuk me morse +**CANNOT UPROOT THE NEWT**,CANT REFUTE THE NEWT +Anime_IRL,This is the most relatable thing for me on this sub. +#SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS - THUS ALWAYS TO TYRANTS #VIRGINIA TRUMP,"#FELLOW VIRGINIA CENTIPEDE, REPORTING FOR DUTY" +*Completely*? No.,*Effective italics* +Marner will never make it in the NHL. classic overachiever in Junior.,the new robbie schremp +He may just suck. I'd say I've serna few 10s at arena 8.,"There's many, although maybe a bit higher at 2.6k+" +"Yes, because grounding someone from the internet is how you teach someone not to commit identity theft, theft, and be an addict. =|","not to mention theft of federal mail, cause that's not a felony, much." +This poopsicle had nothing better to do today other than bingo a YT beauty guru.,Bitter much. +Vikings lose 3rd straight tomorrow.,I believe it +Kill. Me. Now. Just thought I'd let everyone know I've just accidentally deleted the beta instead of doing close application. I wasn't even paying ANY attention presumed I was clicking in the correct place. Currently 148mb/19gb (5 hours left). HA. HA. HA.,I once did this with bo3 +You just called a a white supremacist very pro-speech I'm just gonna wave byebye to the dumb racist.,None of them are white supremacists though. +Dolphins place TE Jordan Cameron on IR; career may be over,I'm really sad he didn't resign with the Browns a couple of years ago. +"{Roboragi didn't link the right one I think, but honestly this stupid show is so insanely large I give up, it's from Part 2 though, which I'm liking a lot more than Part 1} Also, witness my amazing print-screening skills where I can't be bothered to edit out the gross bit of text at the bottom with Paint.",^ Proof work is one of the least liked words in the English language +But why,My piss poor Gimp skills or me slowly dying on the inside? +"Its the same with any technology sport however as it develops. Formula 1 used to be about privateers in their garage bringing a car along and hoping it run. Hell some teams only entered a few races a year, many never even qualified. Imagine that now however. Remember alot of the robots people came to love failed to qualify. Dantomkia was the 3rd version i think Mike had built, the 1st failed to qualify - Lightning was onto the Mark 2 of the 4th rebuild before it qualified. Chaos 2 was the 3rd robot George francais made, and alot of other teams like Hypno-Disc, Bigger Brother ect where already qualified Engineers. It happened back in those days aswell, its just there was alot more spaces back then for robots which barely moved ect. Hell lock back to the old heats, youll see there was only 2 or 3 that looked effective back then - well we have less spaces than that now. So really, getting involved in the live scene or FRA championships is above all the best advice. To go back to the Formula 1 example, you cant expect to drive a F1 car nowadays without having driven a go-kart.","I feel like the comparison between F1 and Robot Combat is a bit of a misleading one, considering the amount of money and public interest in F1, but I take your main point." +"Hahahaha Yes, although I kinda like saying its 50/50","Technically speaking, 20/20 = 50/50" +My quick little instrumental cover of Sail to the Moon that I made a few months ago:,Love it! +I expect the attempted murder charges to be dropped by our wonderful DoJ.,WE dont know his intent! +Sounds great. I will be on once I get home around 4PM EST (give or take 15 minutes). I'd be very thankful if you could get that labyrinth skin so that I could make a smooth 1 trade deal.,"I just added you, I managed to get the laby just now." +I got one with Smallbore/Accelerated Coils/Rangefinder -- is that somewhat viable? I'm a noob at fusion rifles so I thought I'd ask.,"Yes, just run whatever the other option is that's not Accelerated Coils" +"Kyle Lowry, Kyrie Irving, John Wall, Isaiah Thomas, Reggie Jackson and Kemba Walker in the east. I think that's enough of a reason.",skill wise of course they're better but do any of them have the fan base that he does? +"I think what you have said here is the beauty of MW2. There really isn't a dominant strategy on the whole. There are counterparts to each style. It is about adapting your playing style and classes to work with matchups, maps, and other factors. Very fond memories of playing that game freshman and sophomore year of college. The more recent games seem to try to bring everyone to the run and gun style through a variety of methods such as map design, perks, and killstreaks.",MW2 had perks and killsteaks... Just so you know.. +Kind of pisses me off the guy that hit the dude didn't really seem to care to see if he was okay or apologize.,Bit depressing but everyone advises that you shouldn't apologise in an accident as it's an admission of fault +And only six days until the pictures and quotes and videos start flooding in.,Prepare yourselves for the 2016 Great Karma Race. +I hope these people are right about Trump wanting to exterminate them.,Username checks out +Game looks so much better after the patch!!!,"What year is this, 2000?" +Where do mirelurks go when they die? They don't go to Heaven where the angels fly.,"They go to a lake of fire and fry.. *(that's all I got, haven't heard that song in forever and I'm not even sure I got that one line right, lol)*" +Police will be deployed to a village in Mexico after an invitation to a girl's birthday party went viral and 1.2 million people said they would attend.,She's gonna get so many presents. +"Or Blinder, not sure what that implies",Oh that's one of my fans! +Congrats! But I have a serious question.... Did you take a picture of your screen with your phone?,No he used Photoshop to tilt the image and put it through a filter +I made my own line of Marvel Rebirth titles since I'm not a fan of most of Marvel's current titles,I'm a fan of Chip Zdasrky and Chip Zdarsky working on the same book together. +No. It's steak. With a side of steak.,"No, you got it backwards." +"I SWEAR, GENJI MAIN, TURN OFF YOUR GOD DAMNED MIC. I CAN HEAR A SLIGHTLY DELAYED, SPANISH VERSION OF EVERYTHING THAT'S HAPPENING AND NO LONGER HAVE ANY SITUATIONAL AWARENESS. I CANT HELP YOU WHEN I CAN'T TELL WHAT'S HAPPENING OR WHERE.",THE MUTE THING EXISTS FOR A REASON +And has soundproof. Double Battle staple dragon here we come! Maybe this is the first stage of our new pseudo-legend.,I was kinda hoping that would be Sandalit... +"Ah yes, back to the old War on _____",Remember how Dems claiming a War on Women caused them to become much more popular in downballot elections? +What vegetables can stay all day in slow cooker and be good? For example if I make some beef with sauce and I want to add veggies to slow cook all day.,Cabbage! +Coconut kale slaw? Do you have a recipe ready to copy pasta?,I think you replied to the wrong comment. +That doesn't explain the toilet paper,"It's probably just a f you opt out for people who don't want to go full racist, idk" +You lost respect for your friend or YG?,My friend. +"Theorycraft: Majordomo OTK Priest with the new expansion. Yes I actually am serious. Make hero power 0 with new priest legendary, play majordomo and let him die, after he dies play the guy that resets your hero power when you play a spell, blast face until dead with cheap priest spells and hero power. Fill the rest of the deck with drae and classic control cards so you draw your combo and don't die until you make it. It seriously makes sense to me. Yeah you can die easier but majordomo + ragnaros the hero have 15 health in total and you only have to last a turn, people play jaraxxus so why not this. It was TOO SOON before the expansion, it will be too late after the meta settles. Now is the time. Will try this as soon as the expansion arrives.",you can also try to find a coldarra drake with the kabal discover card although that is a lot harder +#*HELP ME*,HELP ME +"okay good game but you trash talking LSU fans (y'all know who I'm talking about) need to really chill the fuck out. It really makes you look bad with the ish you talk when we totally dominate you defensively two years in a row. Maybe next year, right?",I saw more bama fans talking shit than lay fans myself +Ex-NFL Player Who Made $25 Million Quit Football At Age 29 To Become A Farmer to Donate to Food Pantry,"Couldn't he have taken a more profitable career, then simply bought many times more food FOR the pantry?" +"Speaker at Clinton rally goes rogue and goes off on Clinton! AUDIENCE CLAPS, HE GETS THROWN OFF STAGE",fake as hell. +I never understood the social charisma that has to happen once a year!,I eat stuffing all year around. +He won. Get the fuck over it you pathetic piles of shit.,Nah. +Confused between feeling sad or...,Yeah... It's definitely the other feeling. +"Why can't I get any unlocked items?!?!?! I literally have NO unlocked items. Got an uncommon chest from ladder play, it was locked. The card I won from that chest was also locked. BOUGHT a Steam Siege booster pack thinking I could trade it for Shaymin-EX or something. Nope! THAT WAS LOCKED TOO! Where can I get unlocked cards, chests, and packs?","unlocked is only by buying with real money (gems), or winning from events" +Dominoes (reversed gif),"i wanna hear the sound reversed, too" +"No. Spell-check doesn't suggest misspelled words that don't exist, professor. But keep trying. ;)",Doing gods work my son. +"Screw that, this guy needs a Goldwater moment. A shame America is probably too partisan for that now","Mondale got beaten worse than Goldwater, IIRC" +We weren't leading by a touchdown before? When the polls hit on Tuesday we'll be up 4 touchdowns and a safety.,And Trump is no Joe Montana +"If he enjoys streaming overwatch then more power to him, if it pays the bills and makes him happy then that's good. But I have a full time job, I can't watch streams and I don't really want to watch 3hrs of raw footage back when I get home from work. I've been watching since Tekkit, and I'll miss sips' great content, but I'm not angry at him, more just disappointed I don't have the time to rip my dick off all day with you big bastards all afternoon. Also I fucking hate blizzard games.","Agree competely, especially on blizzard games ;)" +6d shoots and ladders,12D Candyland +"Ok, and i doubt i need an external soundcard for this right? My desktop should emit enough volts.",for the modmic? +"Being a Floridian, this is terrifying to see.",I would imagine a lot of things are terrifying to see as a Floridian. +"There are no wolves in this state so highly doubt it. Plenty of regular coyotes, though.",There are now. +"Right, when you zoom in the pixels around the Christian symbol and bumper sticker looks very strange and not consistent.","Low quality photo, the pixels around the CHEVROLET are mixed up too, but there is no reason not to believe that." +Is this overkill?,"More like underkill, no 5 lushens no gz" +100 x 0 = 0,I remember that one +So everyone pays less taxes? Who's going to pay for everything the government is currently paying for?,A lot of his platform is rolling back expensive programs +"How frequently do I have to use Xanax to quit and possibly experience a seizure? I don't really abuse Xanax, but I do use it to ease my anxiety when I have exams and occasionally recreationally (Like pop .5mg and smoke weed). Some weeks I don't use any, some weeks I'll take .5mg a night 4-5 days in a row, and then some weeks (this week for example) I've taken 1mg two of the days. I'd say I've infrequently used Xanax like this for the past few months. I've gone two weeks at times not using Xanax, and then I'd maybe take it twice a night the following week or a couple of the nights. I always take low doses (1mg Max). If I were to hypothetically stop taking Xanax today, would there be any risk of seizure? I'm sorry if this post is confusing, I just didn't really know how else to word it. Basically: Will my infrequent usage and then sudden stop in usage put me at risk for a seizure? Or do I have to be a heavier user?","The dosage you're taking is in line with therapeutic doses, for what it's worth." +What's the spookiest image on the internet that's not shoped?,"The Tara Calico picture, but it's the back story that makes it." +Yes we cut the 'of' in WOTG so we cut it here too. I think you misread something.,"I've seen it typed as WoTOG a bunch of times, until now I don't ever remember seeing it as WOTG shit if we're cutting out of why are we not cutting out the too... let's just call it WOG.... seems good" +A charging dozer in your face is terrifying.,I heard you talkin' shit about my visor. +THE NEXT PERSON THAT SAYS FUCKS IS GETTING PISTOL WHIPPED!,"Hey Farva, what did Gerard Butler write on Ricciardo's shoe last week?" +The Daily Show Is Making Fun of Us,TL;DW please +Especially with the Miz! Miz is the safest worker on the roster outside of Heath Slater.,Unless you are looking for him to catch you on the outside. +That wasn't a victimless crime to begin with.,"The only victim was corporate greed, man." +How do you know that everybody on 4chan is a MD/PhD with a six figure programming job who is just drowning in pussy? Would somebody just go on the internet and lie about that kind of thing?,Just go on the internet and tell lies? +Unethical Journalism Cost Rolling Stone $7.5 Million,"Ok the dean is gonna get some money, what about the boys accused of rape?" +Good Graphics Card for Reasonable Price?,100% go for the 1060 +But it was a B2B where nobody played the 4th... Shouldn't be much fatigue,I just played 3/4 of an ultimate frisbee game and I'm tired af +"My dad always used to buy stuff in-store though, and this was before the internet haha. Also, it seems i made a mistake (im not american) i didn't realize bill clinton was in office since 1993, I should have wrote since Jimmy Carter was in office, that long ago",yeah he was president until 2001 :D Doubt there are many people still alive from back in that day +What if Uncle Sam was actually your uncle?,He was (great uncle) Died a while back +"The last video game you played is getting a sequel, how hyped are you?",GTA5 is already out +"Better representation than the US government. Good god Riot, even the worst of niches.",I think Trump would be a Yasuo main *Some would say Taliyah but she is brown and her wall is actually solid unlike Yasuo's* +I've given up on those debates. People are free to be wrong.,The problem is that people who switch to homeopathic nonsense are wasting their money and will likely have worse health outcomes. +Make America Greatly Molten Again,"If elected president, Donald Trump will destroy America with volcanos" +This whole thing only happened because someone yelled that he had a gun. That's literally it. Don't chalk it up to all Trump supporters trying to suppress free speech.,"Ok, so when they atracked the cameraman also, they were all about that free speech and first amendment stuff I guess" +"Arvind Kejriwal on Delhi air pollution: Ban on construction, schools to remain shut",ban chod sarkar... oh wait its kejri... future PM taking rock solid decisions.. +"The situation in Delhi is pathetic. Neighbour who is a doctor had to struggle to find a bed IN HIS OWN HOSPITAL when he had fever! Fuck AAP. I used to think that they were the lesser of two (or three) evils but they are just as incompetent and corrupt and power hungry as all the other useless political parties out there - Congi, BJP, SP, BSP, Amma's Party etc. Anybody thinking that the situation in Punjab will improve after AAP comes to power is just deluding themselve",but but.. mohallah cured my alzeimer +"It's very important to pay attention to the history here before you start taking a side. The time that these priests went over to Japan was the same time that Japan had it's borders closed off to foreigners. During this time, Christianity was banned across the entire nation. This meant that any Japanese citizens that had been converted by these priests were punished severely, as in they were killed via crucifixion as a warning to anyone else that thought about joining Christianity. Neither side was open to multiple religious viewpoints. I suggest trying to go into the movie unbiased, because it will hopefully display both sides of the story in great detail, both of which has interesting validations.",someone's touchy about jokes this morning +I am 99% sure not all Native Americans would rather not have a government.,"Yeah right, what's a government ever done for them?" +"Why, you've seen a lot of Tunisian terror suspects in the news lately?",Terrorists has no nationality. +Xbox?,"Yup, I get to 3 wins but can't seem to go past that." +So how are they going to lose this?,Pick 6patrick +It's ok to use sex appeal in church?,"I could have been clearer- my point was to agree with you that this is totally inappropriate in a church, without disparaging sexuality itself or this kind of music." +Is cruel joke. No man is potato.,You seen Wayne Rooney m8? +World Beard Day: The 12 Of The Most Epic Beards In World Football,Where's darmian? +Who tf needs a 120$ Corsair Lapdog when you can get a sick Blackwood Board from Ikea that even supports my cat?!,But can it run dog? +I will be uploading a drone short film of the Day of the Dead Coffin Races tomorrow afternoon. I got permission from the Denton PD.,I'm protesting this because I get offended easily! +Two wrongs don't make a right.,"never said that makes it right, just saying that Microsoft, and Windows is wrong too, this applies for your Never Again" +Uber and Lyft cars have a magical field around them that prevents injury to their occupants. Drivers are trained to be wizards that can move cars around them at will so no one injuries your precious child. Have a good vacation.,This is the real reason taxi companies hate ridershare. +"Me, too! I'm guessing the beta will no longer be 2016, unless it's planned as a surprise at PSX, but I kind of doubt that. That's okay, since I obviously want them to make it as good as possible, but I can't think of a game on the horizon that I'm more stoked for. Have you watched their twitch streams? They are on their YouTube channel, and they're definitely not helping me be patient, lol.","They did say recently that they are still on track for 2016, so i believe a surprise announcement at PSX is very likely." +"This is the first time the men's international team has beaten NZ, Munster did it, then the women did it last year. never heard of a win at a senior lever before..",Don't forget the u20's win. +I need help building set 75916...,"Er, what's so hard about steps 3 & 4 on page 28 of book 2?" +People writing then when they mean than.,I used to be like that but then I realized that english in not everyone's first language and who the fuck am I to judge. +ha ha nice try that's actually my biggest fear of all time no joke what a coincidence aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA**AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*****AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA***,#DID IT HELP +"We are talking about F&B outlets, not retail shops. This is the reason why places like TGIF and Chilies do not have a halal certification, even though they only serve food from halal vendors.","true, F&B vendors will never get their halal status if they offer alcoholic beverages in their premises" +It 100% is within my right to be an ass and bully. Are you upset the government didn't save you from your high school experience?,and once words fail to make change it is within my rights to acquaintance your face to the pavement :) +Donald Trump Elected President,Soo... What happens to his business'? +How is the early voting looking for us so far?,Dems are down overall and we are up overall. +"Holy crap, the new 'no cut-in' option is crazy. It's almost like an entirely different game.",*~~MINE JUST FUHKEN CRASHED AFTER THEY ALL USED BB~~* Awesome feature +Gabriel Oprea Jr. feeling sad,Asa ceva? +Keep trying to push this false narrative keep trying but the rest of the real world knows you're lying. Lying,There is a difference between a narrative and a fact. +If you could only buy one new game coming out from now until Christmas. Which game would buy? (Assuming you own a Xbox one or ps4),Final Fantasy XV as I'm a huge final fantasy fan +"Philadelphia, in the U.S. State of Pennsylvania",Posted in r/philadelphia like that piece of information was news. +Retired NHLer John Scott is a homebrewer.,I thought that was a prerequisite for all hockey players. +How much did it cost to get this?,Bout tree fiddy... jk like 25 bucks I think. +"I remember this ad. I wonder whatever happened to Boku. Did anyone here ever try the stuff? If so, what were your impressions?","It doesn't sound like it has enough sugar to be addictive, so it probably failed." +What about a difference if I got a lucid one?,Lucid will be a little more overstable and hold the stability a little longer. +Oh damn! Congrats on the find. Mind sharing some info on where all the things in the air can be found?,"Noah found 3 of them, just go to each area and Look at the Sky and search for some little shiny blue rockets, but only after unlocking pap I think" +"Read the whole comment. Not just the first sentence. If she did believe that suffering is good for others, she wouldn't have been canonized. That's why I mentioned it's a heresy.",TIL the Catholic Church is incapable of acting hypocritically. +There's the Ospina injury,Injury you mean. +"Snoop Dogg hands out 1,500 free turkeys to families in Los Angeles","1,500 x ~$25 = $37,500 That's a lot of turkey." +I don't even understand why he plays this game when all he does is get mad all the time.,Every league player ever. +Yorkshire? What is yorkshire?,No where special - Lancastrian.. +Beer bloated and unflattering pose.,Or just not the same person +Guess who was his favorite,I'm going to go out on a limb here and say Caliborn. +"Reminds me of the time my cousin told me to cook a pizza. It said place directly on rack.. so I did. Came up about 15 mins later to a weird smell to find the pizza cooked through the bars all over the oven.. He cut me off for the rest of the night, I'm never cooking without a pizza stone again.",I find it hard to believe that happened unless you did not pre heat the oven or have the temp too low. +I swear to GabeN if this shit gets to the front page...,Challenge accepted. +"When I first saw the video, I thought maybe Bartolo grooved one. But after seeing another video of the full at-bat, it was a 2-0 count at that point, so he was trying to get a strike over and Dee crushed it.","Cmon bro, Bartolo doesn't have the heat he used to, but he can throw better than an 85mph fastball belt high and in the pull zone 2-0 withstanding." +"Zombies in - DLC ideas? As we can confirm via the zombies menu, each map will be a film, and since ZiS is referred to by the game as Spaceland, it seems like all the maps will be variants of Zombies in ______. So although this is just a prediction thread more-or-less, where do you guys think they will take the next map(s)? I feel like some sort of haunted mansion would be cool, possibly a water park (although doubt that since it would be weird to have both an amusement and water park map).",Zombies in Ancient Egypt. +Payday for babies.,More like Playday amiright? +Typing on a charging lg g3; call the fire department pls,"HP Pavillion laptops have to take the cake for heat, you can barbeque your leg in 2 minutes flat." +At least he got Timmy Turner and Zombie Walk so he just has to improvise for the remaining 45 minutes,Caliber too +"Right, let's assume 20-year generations to err on the conservative side with this estimate. Approximately 6.6% of the population was alive prior to an even half-assed attempt at equality in the 60s. Approximately 21.7% of the population would fall into the next 20-year generation and have a parent who was alive prior to the civil rights movement. Approximately 25.9% of the population would fall into the next 20-year generation and have grandparents who were alive prior to the civil rights movement. Assuming a short generation and that nothing matters after two generations (what a miracle world that would be), 52.2% of the population is easily within the range to have at least been significantly influenced by the policies and attitudes of the pre-civil rights era.",If it wasn't for the actions of straight white men then nobody would be voting period. +"Idk man, I've been playin wraith, killed all 4 the first game, 3 the next, 2 after, then all four the next 3 games",Rank 15 must be fun. +Would you rather there be no God?,What's the difference between a non existant god and an invisible god that doesn't interfere in our lives or do anything to make his presence known? +:),Sorry for being a little sour. +This is like something my kid would write.,What if OP is actually your kid? +Time to go AWOL,"Oh you know, all over the place." +Brazilian inmate brutally beheaded in prison,Mfw +"I never considered Disciple to be heavy metal, but I guess they are. They're my favorite, and put on one heck of a show.",I'd say they're between hard rock and metal. +Why are they interviewing Uday Trump? Does anyone give a shit about what he has to say?,I'd like some questions on his views on sexual harrassment. +Women are inferior to men and If You refuse to believe that then there is something seriously wrong with your human instincts and you should probably get fucking checked. It is in our genes to dominate women and put them under our feet while our dicks are lodged in their buttholes and if you think other wise then you ain't a real man.,"not sure if shitpost, or incel..." +BRONZE 4 4 4 YEARS?,NEEDS 1 MORE 4 +I figured out another way to hide them -- in a closed ladder hatch (from the top). They are nearly invisible and still trigger when someone walks over them ;),"Explain more, what do you mean hide them in the ladder hatch?" +That's how female pedophiles are treated. Whenever a news article pops up about a woman raping an underage boy/girl they always seem to use the phrase had sex with to describe it. Seems like they only like to call it rape when the pedophile is a man.,"Golly gee, it's almost like men and women are different." +So progressive,"I love how I've seen that 'viking' image in so many places now, it's probably more popular than Mount and Blade" +"And therefore, a good day for the world.",As is tradition. +How else are you gonna get high on potenuse?,"Dude that's my joke, you stole it tell them." +"People are learning about the dangers of preordering. This...No Man's Sky...Arkham Knight. Preordering used to be awesome, now it's for pussies lol.","On a related note, does Mafia 3 work properly yet?" +"Gruden is going to masturbate to our game tonight, isn't he?",You say it like we all aren't gonna do the exact same thing. +It's worth noting that is probably because he *is* the person who best represents their views. It's much more an indictment of the Republican base than anything else.,"No, the Democrats created Trump by calling the GOP racist, homophobic, misogynistic, and xenophobic." +"I always pictured people in third world countries struggling with things like clean water and not having proper nutrition, not twitter.",I see the lamestream media got to you too +"HEY R/ALL, WE WOULD HAVE CRUSHED BERNIE TOO, YOU CRYBABY CUCKS! #**LOL YOUR TEARS ARE SO DELICIOUS** #**MAGA!**",NO DAMN BRAKES +I guess I am just going to start nicknaming them all 100% IV with Blizzard so people will be less inclined to attack.,Dragon Pulse master race +Solution for people who hate/get annoyed at laugh spamming or taunting Just mute the enemy team at the start of the game. It's not like your gonna be VGSing them.,"if only the mute function on console allowed you to mute enemies... or worked at all, that'd be a great solution" +Ennard V2 Speed-model PART 1,How did you create the wires with the ridges? +"This is probably the best logic I've seen anyone present. However, I'd like to pose the question. Particularly given that it seems the level of dumb in our country is growing at an accelerated rate: Why didn't they include too or also in the tags, so to nip any confusion in the bud. Relying on implicit (read by most as: not present and therefore not important) words seems to have been an odd choice out of the gate. It's literally cause good people that simply didn't understand the implication or intent to be lambasted as racist and ignorant, when the point they're trying to make is just as valid based on the chosen phrasing. Even if idealistic. Don't get me wrong, there are plenty of real racist and ignorant fucks out there that are shooting back with all lives matter with the intent of ignoring the issue. But wouldn't it have been better to be able to call them out explicitly when they said that in response to a clearer message? Rather than having to explain the implicit nature of the tag to weed out those that simply didn't understand or didn't know the intent was what it is.","Yes, having too at the end from the beginning would have been best" +"I was feeling sad but now I'm glad, thanks Raicheal",I'm glad to hear :) +Am I the only one that doesn't really care about live tv? It would be nice but I never actually watch tv live. It's just not something I do. I like Plex because it got me away from the scheduled tv.,You must not be a sports fan ;-) +Paul Pogba scores against Swansea City (0-1),"He tries this every match, one has to go in" +"It also doesn't show the shame and unyielding frustration when the driving test instructor fails you for the forth time at 24 years old because you can't for the fucking life of you do this just once during a test, yet you seem to do it so well every other time during practice. Though I might just be nitpicking.",Spongebob? +"How safe is Michael Thomas? I'm a huge believer in his talent, and he's been absolutely fantastic for me this year for his draft price. I like him the most by far of any Saints receiver going forward. My question is how much of it do you think is reliant on Brees? With Brees maybe only having a limited time left, I can't tell if Thomas is incredibly viable long term on the Saints. That's the only thing making me hesitate to value him as a receiver in that tier 2 or 3 range for me.",So I'm getting the sell vibe from these resoonses. +"As a shy guy, what is a good way to approach a random girl and starting a conversation?","do the exact opposite of what Youtube pickup artists tell you to do, in other words, don't be a douche" +Jagex what's going on?...,Christmas holidays +"Which user are you, please?",David*Epic +Reminds me of a special someone :),Ah yes Kim Kallstrom +"I guess but he also made no effort to read the gas pump. It's not difficult to pump gas, all the pumps I've seen have at least some instructions.",It was the only reason I could see such a failure at a simple task +Unplayable,Umplayable* +ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND THE ROCKETS RED GLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE,Lakers fans in despair! +No I replied to them... They called me boring. Keep up...,After you called someone else boring +Ok but what about nuclear waste? How do we deal with that?,Store it away safely until we find a way to get rid of it or reuse it. +"But he played for Ohio State, and that's more important to fans I guess.",OMG Ohio State could beat the Browns! +"Pretty underwhelmed with my 4790k Got it clocked at 4.6 and just upgraded from my 8350 and I've noticed little to no difference in games, despite it beating my old CPU by like 4000 or so in Fire Strike physics. Played Witcher 3 and noticed little to no difference (like 5fps tops), R6 Siege was barely any difference either Am I expecting too much? Or what games should I try?",What memory are you using? +"yes the crack that takes nuts is about 2/3 up the climb just after it starts getting hard, and it's crap, it will take a couple of micro nuts if you remembered them, after that you can get a very flared large cam before finishing",Wow climbing in the UK sounds great +Are you air condition repairman?,Not just any air conditioner repairman... he is the truest repairman! +"To be fair, psychedelics can be a lot more powerful than just makes you feel weird and see weird shit. They ain't to be fucked with. A good dose of pure LSD or a few grams of dried mushrooms aren't exactly the same as smoking a J at a party.",But you won't overdose +"Unless something has changed, your rating goes off the past 500 trips. Just keep driving and it will go up.",Yeah but still only half of riders have rated me I am looking at another 900+ drive if that's the case +Game Thread: Philadelphia Flyers @ Ottawa Senators 12/1/16 7:30PM,"Not gonna lie, I need a commercial so I can wash some clothes" +Nobody likes you Ben.,"As a person named Ben, I feel deeply hurt now" +"member toblerone? ooo, I member.",member Freddos? +"Yeah, and because they are Microsoft Azure servers. That's the underlying problem. They are great for company databases, but not great for gaming...",You have no idea what you're talking about +I know its fucked up but that Trump clip where he making fun of that special needs guy is so fucking funny. He's such a fucking jackass.,"Aha, so YOU'RE the reason they're airing so many political ads" +Neighbors sue man to stop auto repairs at his own home,FYI the problem is that they share a driveway that passes by the women's home to get to the garage. +Joey will be the OC at The University of Alabama in 2017 You heard it here first,He's gotta renew his contract first lol +I fused Rem with my favorite Pokemon...,"You know, for a second I was terrified that you might taint the visage of Glaceon." +Has it been six months already?,No +You play him against other players but the skill variance between the people playing is pretty bad. Most people there haven't played HotS before so anyone with basic understanding of the game just steamrolls the enemies. Hard to make a solid conclusion of his power off that but I will say his numbers felt a little inflated (similar to OP Zarya and Samuro).,"you see the same in PTR, there is no way to say until we play vs other people of similar skill." +Kitten on the road,I had a sign if relief when I saw the cat was completely unharmed. +More like god damm i put so much effort into making this shit and people say its garbage? well you don't get what the previous guy made too --Valve noob dev,knowing the small amoutn of employees valve has.. it was probably the same employee who made both. +"2016 Week 9 Game Thread: Pittsburgh Steelers(4-3) @ Baltimore Ravens(3-4) Please Remember: ##**Leave all opinions/thoughts inside of this thread. Anything that isn't newsworthy posted outside of this thread during the game will be removed.** Don't be rude. We're all here to watch the game. Do not troll the other sub's game thread/post game thread. We will be notified and we will take necessary steps after that. If you see someone in here trolling, feel free to file a report and we will take care of it. Thank you and enjoy the game.",Good game. +"Grind them games, and look on the bright side: It's *much easier* to climb out of Silver into Gold 5 than Gold 1 into Plat 5. Many people are try-harding trying to make it to Gold this time of year for rewards. Then there's the Plat 5's that troll all game because they just barely made it into Plat and don't care anymore.","My friend just made it to Diamond 5, I am so happy for him, we're both cheering for each other because he reached Diamond and I gold :)" +A civilian wouldn't understand. YOU WEREN'T THERE MAN,"My step-grandfather served in Vietnam, and I'm not even sure he'd understand." +"Whilst you were busy doing politics, I studied the blade",~~Nothing personal kid~~ Your fired Fixed it +"So food, medicine and other essentials are fine to charge for but not tampons.",Obviously it's ok to charge for those things because the evil men use them! +She conceded and the transition process has already started.,Since when do the rules apply to the clintons? +"This Gif-booting is awful, would you say so Tim?",We are all Tims! +"2016 Week 9 Game Thread: Pittsburgh Steelers(4-3) @ Baltimore Ravens(3-4) Please Remember: ##**Leave all opinions/thoughts inside of this thread. Anything that isn't newsworthy posted outside of this thread during the game will be removed.** Don't be rude. We're all here to watch the game. Do not troll the other sub's game thread/post game thread. We will be notified and we will take necessary steps after that. If you see someone in here trolling, feel free to file a report and we will take care of it. Thank you and enjoy the game.",Wow Ben looks great +"I wish I could go, but I'll be watching from my Brooklyn apartment. Tipping off at 9:30 or later is so annoying.",Hey dude at least you have a Brooklyn apartment. +This guy destroys all the paid MTV cucks.,BITCH LEARN TO GET SOME FRAMES THAT FIT YO FUCKING FACE +Fwd: TAKE THAT E.T.,America is renowned around the world for its humane and fair justice and corrections system! +Learn to grow up. Just because you happened to grow up liking a children's cartoon doesn't mean your adulthood should focus around it. You come off as a creep that way.,Says the guy browsing this subreddit. +brice of gommunism :DDDDDDD,oh fug is teh Gommunizm :DDDDDD +Well I could go Virgil Green or Lance Kendricks....they've both been ok lately.,Walker is better +OBJ,Oberto Beef Jerky. +HMB while i do a flip off this hoverboard,"how do they make these vidoes, where it's normal speed then slows down to slow speed, then slows back up?" +LET Request: What LPT that you've used has been the most effective in your life?,"I put coins in customers' hands first, then change." +"That is so cute!! I've been trying to explain to my 4 month old that he can either eat or suck his thumb. Can't do both there, buddy.",I have a similar conversation with my 7mo about nursing or pacifier. +Does nobody else see the guy in blue holding his hand up for the other guy to slap both times? This shit is fake.,FunniestNPhilly_ is his Instagram.. they do this shit all the time. +"I searched through the major streaming sites (Netflix, Amazon Prime, HBO Go, Hulu) and put together a calendar of horror films you can stream in October.",Everybody do yourself a favor and watch pontypool. +Mario Mendoza So I assume he is somewhere in the game by now. How do we get him?,"He's in Seattle, in the egg." +I hate this stuff. It's just like the Verizon commercials for the new google phone. ONLY AVAILABLE ON VERIZON!! as I watch the ad from my google pixel currently on the T-mobile network...,How is the pixel +Paid for by Jews?,"Zionists, you are clearly not woke" +"I'm like 69% sure it still works, since I bought PD:TH Wolfpack a couple sales after its release and got the PD2 Wolfpack too.","Oh, my bad then, thanks for correcting me" +maybe I like my progressive platform?,"Oh, then Hil will be perfect for you..." +TIL: that law enforcement is allowed to break the law in order to catch others breaking the law. I was always under the impression that law enforcement wasn't allowed to break the law to catch a criminal. I thought it went against what law enforcement stands for.,Please tell me you're not that naive +If you look at that kick that ball was heading 20 yards left of the goalpost anyway,Naw man it was gonna hook right +"Still one more than Missouri played prior to Florida (and Georgia isn't ranked anymore, to my knowledge).",*only one *less* than Missouri played. +"Wait, are you talking about his right eye, or the eye to your right?",To me it seems like his right eye is just a bit off +What dark family secret/family history have you uncovered?,"Italian family = lots of stories about family fights, scandals and other shit." +"Diwali fireworks mistaken for gunshots across Toronto: Police responded to multiple calls for sounds of gunshots heard around the city Saturday night. Upon arrival, they determined it was fireworks for Diwali.",Syrians must be more afraid of this than the summer airshow. +How many songs should be on a single? What is the average length? Is it a good idea to promote one very short song?,Lol +YES. gal pal. gal pal. GAL PAL. i'm in. shame my native language won't adapt to that very well. oh what a cruel fate.,I now pronounce you gal and pal +The mother turned beet red and the bus applauded,The fact that she says my dear to the mother in a patronizing tone makes this so much funnier and more ridiculous. +The JWST? I'm not sure I'll be able to go on living if that rocket explodes.,don't worry the flaming debris will rain down on our enemies +I accidentally washed a couple of dollar bills and one turned out to be a counterfeit,Laundering money is illegal. +Best friends,when your girlfriend comes home drunk and you're already sleeping. +I'm torn on that one TBH. I'm not sure how good Anyfinadin is yet and I don't want to waste scraps on something that will turn out to suck. It's like I crafted Lightlord when WOG came out and Nzoth Paladin was *the bomb* Tier 1 deck...and then it just disappeared,"I got a finja from a pack, but I have no good murlocs, so it's basically just waiting for me to open some Warleaders." +I support this guy being in this administration right away,Maybe Dr Carson 2020? +"He might just be diabetic, cammer never said he smelled alcohol IIRC.",Or H. +Stick to CSGO,Rude +"They play Louisville now and Clemson next week. They win out, they would have the tie breaker between the 3.",Oh we're just not gonna talk about BC now? +That's why I put op in the description. Still it's good to see that not the entire staff is cucked.,I agree +"If Barry picks the right call then our weak ass D-Line won't get blown back 5 yards off the line of scrimmage, right?",Some people really really seem convinced that Ziggy Hood is secretly an All Pro in the right scheme. +Finland Vs Sweden Game thread ? It's starting in less than 30 min now,Those Finns jerseys are fucking cool. +I'm guessing you don't know that the Pal left it's old location and moved to the former Whiskey Dix at Main and Portage? It wasn't just shut down.,I didn't! +On a scale from sex to marriage...,She's a keeper +"Youre the person I hate facing , hovering around 3800 with tournament standard cards.",Thanks for the constructive advice bud +"They did the same thing, only Snowdon got more publicity.",Because he learned from Binney (and others) and did it right. +Nope. But there is a Canyon Creek ward in my stake.,"Huh, small world." +There are now 25 MILLION CS:GO owners on Steam!,"Nice, 24 million smurf accounts now!" +snowman? friend gave me this image dont know but i think its fake,"Top kek, made in card royale in corner" +Written by Tim Heidecker (Tim & Eric),"nice, i like tim's i am a rock parody thing" +Playboy model charged over locker room 'body-shaming' image,This should be on r/upliftingnews +Honstly Drake can probably beat them all up if he knows how to fight. Pretty much everyone on this list are little guys except Andre 3000(but he's skinny as a twig) and Jay Z(but he never seemed like he was ever in shape). Drake is one of the tallest and actually has muscles. As for a shootout none of them are gangsters on this list and i don't think they have extensive use of guns so R2:Unknown. R3 and R4 go to Eminem his dick alone has caused earthqaukes that knocked out the electrical grid and he is an experienced battle rapper. It won't even be a challenge for him,Hasn't Kanye alluded to himself being God? +So what can we look forward to in 2017?,- Red Dead Redemption 2 - The Winds of Winter (please...) +That looks like what happened with my pinion seal.,It's weird because it doesn't look like it's leaking from the pinion area. +N-Nightguard-senpai!!,"Rule 4, reported." +Pigeon Trapped In Games Workshop Office Receives License To Make Warhammer Game,Website checks out. +I was playing along with it. How are they going to exclude mountain bikes?,Worryingly sometimes you can't tell around here :-) +Seriously no one else here goes hard for Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins?,LANAAAAA +Vent Reznor,Nine Inch Gale Force Winds +Ohio State's Marching Band's Superhero Themed Halftime Show,I think you mean *THE* Ohio State +Any comrade found not upvoting will be tried for counter revolutionary tendencies.,Yep any comrade not upvoting will no longer be considered my comrade. +Are these just some kinda anal sex toy?,Everything is if you want it bad enough +why would there be more europeans on uswest than east?,"I think you misread, I said EU West, not US West." +"That's again not true at all. You claim that the cause for the cheating problem is that it is discussed publicly. You haven't delivered anything to validate that claim. I said that yes discussing the cheating will increase the amount of cheaters but it will also force the developer into action. I backed up that claim with what happened in Korea. I am focussing on single events? How so? I focus on breaking the taboo of talking open about cheats and not on photos of cheaters being posted on inven, thats just an example. I have year long experience in computer cheating. I was very active in the starcraft and diablo 2 cheating community. I wrote several hacks myself. I am not active anymore but obviously I checked the current cheats for LoL because I like to be informed rather than accuse people of cheating who aren't. As I said, history has proven again and again that making a topic taboo doesn't help make it better, it makes it worse.",Let's agree to disagree. +ohh true. You think one day was enough for her to learn the choreo and everything?,She's been taking DDG gorl +"Eric Rudolph Troy James Knapp Jason McVean Robert Fisher Eric Frein. I could go on, but it's your turn now.","Oh shit sorry I should have clarified, I'm not talking about domestic fucking terrorists." +Riddick is the definition of consistency in PPR. Guaranteed floor with a chance of a huge game every week.,I would give that designation to Bell. +Obama Just Nominated A Muslim To Be A Federal Judge. That's A First.,"It's insane that even in this day and age we care more about his religion than his actual accomplishments and credentials, which btw are excellent" +"Config.json, at the top of the file it has Desc_Hint & Desc_Full",Thanks. +"Women: Where is your favorite spot to be touched during, or leading up to sex? Men: where is your favourite spot to touch a lady?",Well according to Trump straight up grabbing the pussy without consent would get any Woman in the mood. +Taking the headphone jack off phones is user-hostile and stupid when Samsung does it too,Just got the galaxy s7 for early x-mas...really liking the galaxy series so far...kinda sad i will have to find a different phone next time. +Why would I admit I'm wrong?,Because you are. +These penalties are getting a little ridiculous,"Penalty, breathing!" +"Trump has been based out of NYC forever, and has been a registered Democrat most of his adult life with the exception of a few attempts at getting into office in the 80s and 90s plus the last two years. He voted for Obama in 2008 and 2012, and even spoke highly of him in 2012. Hillary has lived in New York since 2000ish and was a Senator for New York. Her party affiliation, voting record, and husband speak for her political stance. Both are big fat New York liberals.",k. +Extra flavour,No +Has a quarterback ever spent the first 4/5 seasons as a very average qb (say Tannehill) and then turned it around to become a HOFer?,Ryan Fitzpatrick if he repeats last season for the rest of his career +You have to pay the troll toll to get into that boys soul.,"It's supposed to be boys soul, but I keep hearing hole." +Logs = / = sticks,I'll show you a log. +"I was more thinking about the different skin colours in general. Smaller things most likely to be across multiple patches when they have free time or finish up certain projects. I don't think they will get away with an only cosmetic patch, pairing it with lore and gameplay is more interesting and satisfying.",Plus it would cost a raid tier +"Man I don't think I've ever seen Colt 45 outside of a 40 oz bottle in my life, aside from that Billy Dee Williams commercial.",I've only ever seen it in 40s and the 24 oz cans. +^^^^eh?,CAN'T WAKE UP +"I don't think that would happen early on, that seems like climax stuff to me, the battle of the wall will end the season, setting the stage for the White Walkers coming south in season 8,",last shot of the season is the wall coming down. +"If they're really so afraid that they can't vote the way they honestly feel they should, they're fucking cowards and don't deserve to be a member of a party at all, let alone an elector.","It's so easy to say this from behind a keyboard, though." +3* Zalera (Aeroga) for three consecutive days. Ifrita today. I know that feel bro,"Thats actually better than 3 different trash cards, if only for the Celestriad that you get." +Firepower Chart...,I dont understand +"It's 2 games. First one in Montreal on the 22nd, 8pm. I saw that there was YT stream today, so probably?","Nice, thanks!" +"ELI5, Why do European sports need sponsors splashed all across their jerseys and the United States Pro teams don't?",Roger Goodell and the NFL owners value integrity over money. +"Tested it for you! It just googles the phrase Avada Kedavra. Phone did not blow up, and no people/animals/phones were killed during this experiment.","Thank you for risking your health to answer this question, for ~~science~~ magic." +"I get that many people don't support the industry, but rape seems like a very strong word to use for this. The actress willingly shows up to work, no one is showing up at her house to drug her and drag her to the set, and using such a loaded term undercuts the horror of sexual assault.","Even though most of it looks fake, it is indeed consensual." +CNN thinks Pennsylvania is Montana,"I thought the stereotype was that Americans were slightly unaware of the rest of the world's geography, not their own." +Has anyone seen this glitch? Can't add defender,Are you sure you're in team yellow? +They probably think he was one of the good guys.,"Yeah, America hates him, so he must've been cool" +"Dajion and Destiny are total hoodrat names. Also, Trump was right about black neighborhoods. Total warzones.",Custom designed warzones that keep profit cages nice and full for the wealthy overlords. +Should Remembrance Day be a statutory holiday in Canada?,Only for white people. +N,E +Who knew posting here would attract this gem of a creep?,Things you do on molly: 1) do a 69er 2) make love for 18 hours 3) write creepy textwalls to strangers about molly Seems legit. +Ugh. The express? It's a fear mongering tabloid.,"well we will find out in 5 hours, wont we." +Wait I'm picturing it right now BEST #5 SCENE/QUOTE YET IMO,"Agreed, the comedic timing was perfect and not overdone." +Solid B+,Daniel Bryan? +Insane we have played that many more games against above .500 teams.,I wonder if that is teams that were .500 when the rangers played them or teams that are .500 at this point of the season regardless of their record at the time. +"DCEU Casting So Far So far, in my opinion, the casting in the DCEU has been perfect. Every actor totally knocks their role out of the park and each actor appears to enjoy playing their character. Especially Ezra, Jason, and Ray. But which actors in their roles do you disagree with, and who would you recast in their roles?",Jesse was definitely a miscast. +Yards are meaningless.,"To an extent I agree with you, but at the same time its difficult to say with a straight face how much they in fact matter" +I promise I'm only a LITTLE thirsty.,Honestly doesn't bother me lol +Hopefully he decided to retire smh,Why even click on the thread to comment this +Bryce Petty leaves game after getting annihilated,The absolute nastiest legal hit any of you will ever see. +"It proves that he's the greater QB. Because we know that playoff wins are an individual QB stat, and not a team stat. So it can't be that he had a great defensive supporting cast.",Obviously! +Is he? Does he honestly have experience managing a huge bureaucracy like the DoD?,Just giving friendly advice. +"If, as the Baird asserts, that all the World's a stage then where the hell is my prompter?","Most people call that, a brain." +"Related News; it's always a good time to invest in this is where I'd put my ______, if I had one!",there's always money in the trophy stand +Quack,Quack +UNITED STATES IS DDOSing themselves.,Meanwhile the fucking Russian hackers is a black hole on the map. +Say thanks to icefrog & beta team fam. It's been truly a pleasure to be part of dota for all these year.,You just said thanks to icefrog. +"Your problem is that you're trying to go back to sleep in a pit of snakes. Try a bed, idiot.",Ohhh! +Is Lee the only player trying on the offense?,Yes. +402 hp in act 3 sounds kinda low to me.,I think his main problem was having 0hp at some point :( +"Doesn't P4P mean if everyone was the same size and weight. What does his size have to do with that. And another question, kinda off topic. I've seen Ronda in the P4P, shouldn't she be separate from the men when it comes to those rankings (no trying to be sexist)",Brandon's point which I don't find to be that disagreeable was that guys like Jon Jones make a small mistake and can be KTFO easily. +he'll go up when the game comes out though won't he?,"Yeah most probably, haven't sold him yet so will wait." +Pure Salt,Removed for Rule 10. +JUST BRING YOUR OWN LINKS DON'T BE BAD,WHAT IF NO ONE WOULD BRING LINKS THE DREAM +CNN Stunned when fact checkers confirm Hillary Clinton phones destroyed with hammers,STOP... Hammer time. +World champion boys.,More accolades than kennyS Kappa +"So basically what you're saying is that RuneScape, which is an MMO, typically know for their 'grindyness', containing an event which you see as 'grindy' is bad, even though you could spend several hundred hours levelling skills in thr game by doing the exact same 'grinding'?","Seeing how events should be a distraction from the grind yes, im saying its bad." +TIL men's suits are seriously expensive,"Yep, bespoke suits from Ermenegildo Zegna or Tom Ford can add up to some serious dollars (starting at $5,000 usually)." +Not like they haven't before...,Not all night though. +That just makes us NPCs,"I mean, all I can really know for certain is that *I'm* not an NPC." +Espinosa pleaded for his life; CIDG team grounded,Siguradong si De Lima nagpapatay dito very obvious eh. +the_donald is really just a racist old grandma,Yes the government did do that with the war on terror +"More like ITT: all really good cards, all cards with cool effects and all really bad cards",ITT: Cards. +"You're not a jerk, you're asking the good questions.",Stop patting each other on the back! +As a man transitioning into his mid 20s.,"Wait till you transition in to your mid 50's, you'll be up at 2am reading these dank memes." +"Buy motorsport manager (the PC one, not the mobile one), holy shit, it is an awesome (and challenging) game.",But it has nothing to do with real world? +Anyone else getting Uber chopper as the only option in their app? Anyone..?,just slide to the right and other options will appear +"Oh fuck off, when will you people realize this sub is anti 9Gag?",Pretty sure OP wanted to spam a 9gag discord server and not hang out with 9gaggers... +Now you are tagged as *this guys knows stuff*,Come on it takes 10 seconds of google. +Only in this sub could Durant posterize an all star and still get bashed,Where's the bashing? +"Alien v Aliens. Which is better in your opinion? This is a question that probably has no correct answer, but I would like to see some answers with thought or well if you are feeling lazy today after all of the turkey on Thanksgiving. Alien has that atmospheric feel to it, they are on a big ship in the middle of nowhere. The computers on it from the future are so far in the past it is hilarious. With that said I'd go with the single Alien on this one; Aliens has a lot going for it, but it doesn't recapture that horror you felt with Alien, it's still a brilliant film though.","Aliens is better to watch, Alien is just better as a film." +You mean like how the French don't like the English? How the English don't like...anyone really? What about the Russians and how they feel about other white people? You mean like that?,No Poland has never been invaded and is great friends with Russians and Germans. +Literally unplayable.,I don't see whats wrong with Twentythreeths +How many concussions have Crosby had? Yes,Not Enough +"I got this pretty sweet Hung Jury from TTK, with triple tap and firefly.",Wish had I got on destiny *that one week* +"For a moment I thought there was a flash of self-awareness, but no, just more Regressive Left stupidity.","Given how the guy was among the key inspirations behind the initial Gamers are Dead wave of 2014, is it really a surprise that his attempts to fancy himself a revolutionary aren't working?" +"Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare Is Second Biggest Release Of 2016, Tops UK Sales Charts",I bet the remastered CoD:MW that requires you to own the new CoD has nothing to do with this. +An ex of mine contacted me out of nowhere...,"I would have been more interested is the type of cupcake the hossed over; yellow cake can fuck right off, but I'd were taking red velvet or chocolate I'm game." +Hes kicking dudes out of the record books!,Brutal +Damn your play pc? Your so much cooler than me. I just wish I could be as cool as you...damn,"Console for cod and everything else pc, cause we are the master race, of course" +Hahaahah. ... I shouldn't be laughing about that.,"No, because suffering squeekers is a serious issue" +Goodwill takes old dildos they just can't have any visible stains on them.,Source? +"From wiki: The island is privately owned by American financier and convicted sex offender[1] Jeffrey Epstein. There is a luxury estate on the Island and it is often used for conferences held by the Jeffrey Epstein VI Foundation which sponsors cutting edge science and medical research. Recent conferences have included topics such as gravity, language evolution and global threats to the earth. Many notable scientists have attended the conferences including Marvin Minsky, Gerard 't Hooft and Stephen Hawking. Or, you could continue to believe crackpot conspiracy theories.",I live right next to island...that research is definitely not happening there. +How did they manage to get away with it when that guy was banging on the toilet door? He just left?,Probs assumed it's a coworker. +Interrogation denied,MVP! +putting springweb in the first one did _nothing_ **boo**,better ban him +"And without a Hukou, your kid has to pay more for school, more for hospital bills, more of anything really. With an already single mother wage that is technically making it impossible to give a nice life to the kid.",Having a Hukou doesn't make for a nice life either +"Shauny... This has been plastered all over Reddit and you guys are just now noticing it? Just make it so it only Ava KC gets shown and then reword the text to Twin Furies. BAM, done.",You lack basic reading skills yet you act like you know better than the makers of the game you play? +What does it mean then? Because it feels exactly like it sounds.,You're supposed to teach what constitutes rape BEFORE it happens. +This is what I get,I can't wait to see more. +"I played some of BO1, but all I remember is Mason and the numbers and I said fuck this. Maybe some day. lol","If you take the time to get into it, you might really enjoy it, super immersive experience" +"It's 800k for 2 years, most of it is from the streaming company.",How the fuck does it change anything? +honestly. I see things like this and it fills me with inconsolable rage. I fought for years to be part of my sons life. it destroyed me. i lost.,Relevant username +"Gold keeps poppin up everyday, can't make this stuff up",*whip cracks* +"Our favorite Youtuber, MatPat, declares himself FNaF's biggest fan and makes a video on how the latest game is unsatisfactory because of the lore","Game theory used to be good, now it is struggling to keep an audience other than 5 year olds" +"Wow, thanks for the handy notification!",[witty_comment_3] +There's this thing called the East Coast,Smh this West Coast Bias is ruining college football +What would the world look like if women were naturally physically superior?,Many wars over trivial things like a dispute over which country's flag is the prettiest. +"Both are fine imo. But you should familiarize yourself with the hotbars before, maybe take a pvp to the striking dummy?","Good idea, ill give that a shot as well!" +*D... Dawn of the Spawn...* ^^^?,*Spawn of the Thread* +"Teaching English: Japan vs China I'm torn between the two. Japan is more modern, safe, clean, better quality life, and higher pay. But it also has much longer hours, more stressful work environments, higher taxes and costs. China is dirty, polluted, and all around crazy, but has low work hours, low costs of living, great food, and super awesome people. Does anyone want to weigh in? I can't make up my mind. Is it better to do Japan first, and then go to China? Other way around?","Go to Taiwan, best of both worlds." +Estonia split into 3 areas of equal population,Estonia looks like it's being slowly ripped apart by a strong wind +And the truck was being driven by a cigarette!!!,That cigarette was OP +Honestly I don't even know if it's gonna be worth the effort. Ships in ED are not highly detailed compared to SC,I would guess that space legs would come with an update to ship interiors. +Jesus this is fucking terrible. Fuck you reason and fuck any other thick libertarians who have poisoned our watering hole.,gas the infidels! +"We should pay students to attend school, take aptitude tests, and receive bonuses for completing their courses and graduating early; low income families could earn money just by making sure their kids succeeded.",top tier economic plan. +I actually googled suicide watch ..,Glad to see i'm not the only one +"I miss Giant Trunade... Seriously, everyone wants Harpie's Feather Duster back or Heavy Storm but I think those are worse. Destoying scales, spells, and traps can generate advantages nowadays due to the likes of Dark Magicians, PK and Scales. Giant Trunade says fuck you to all of that, Giant Trunade sends them back to your measly hand. Giant Trunade is the true OTK enabler. Bring back the Trunade!! Seriously though I think this card could make a return, no? should it? Please feel free to curbstomp my opinion.","No way, bounces back Swords of Revealing Light so you can reuse it, 2 stronk" +Trump for Prison?,"He still has those sexual assault charges to face in court in a few weeks, so.. maybe?" +"Give your jobs then list what you did, like what you have but shorter. So the first one would be Fortune 500 Company -examined standing for department to determine upcoming budget needs -created excel sheets to determine estimated vs. Actual time spend on projects And so on.",Thanks for this! +"You can set the time to a maximum of 6 minutes, correct me if I am wrong.",What i remember its 10 minutes or 9:45 +"In a really roundabout way if you really, really need to be right, sure.","I get what you're saying, but you can't just set the shutter speed and ignore the rest; doesn't matter how sharp the photo is if it's solid white or black." +"I asked my 5 year old nephew to draw an airplane... I thought it looked kind of strange, but like a typical kid drawing. Then I realized he drew a really good predator drone. *sigh*",This thread is useless without pics. +What a time to be alive.,"You and yours, vs me and mine" +First pack I ever opened was a golden mek thermaplug. The only golden legendary I've ever opened and I disenchanted it for Boom.,"for me one of the first pack during the beta was a golden nozdormu , i will always keep him <3" +"Which games(new and upcoming) will be most likely popular in the esports scene? Just like what we have atm, League, Dota2, CS:GO, Overwatch. I'm eyeing for Tekken 7 as a popular fighting esports game in the future.","There are only two ways for a game to become an esport, either plain luck or forcing it with lots of corporate money." +"This is a really lengthy way of saying the cd of spellblade is short enough that you can get procs from the first and second activation of counterstrike. Like, it's a good tip, but the video was about 6 times longer than necessary.",youtube $$ +Or **two weeks after a missed period**,Because women everywhere menstruate with the precision of an olympic stopwatch +"There is a difference between a procedural mistake and a voluntary mis-statement of the oath taking procedure. CY Leung missing out on the wordings of Hong Kong was a mistake, but it does not detract from his intent to serve the Basic Law of Hong Kong and as an officer of the government. The two newly elected members of the LegCo have made a deliberate anti-racial, anti-China, anti-Central Government, and god forbid, pro-war statement during their swore-in ceremony. These statements were not a mistake. It was a clear intent they have no wish to enter into official office and perform their duly appointed duties under the Basic Law. They mentioned People's Fucking Republic of Chee-na. The former letters are clearly anti-Central Government. Along with their statement of the Hong Kong Nation, that makes them separatists - a clear contravention to the function of the Basic Law and duly disqualifies them from office. Because the Basic Law does not allow separatism to exist. And most unforgivingly, they pronounced China as Chee-na. This was a term used by Imperial Japan during World War 2 in their massacre across China in their own version of the Nazi holocaust. The deliberate mispronunciation is anti-racial, and pro-war. This not only disqualifies them from holding official duties in any public service of Hong Kong - it also disqualifies them from being a Chinese person. Now, compare all that to the mistake of CY Leung, these two have done something that is tantamount to both political and career suicide.",To those of you who disliked my comment but unable to form a logical counter argument - well done +"BEARDS??? WHY??? I can't even see my character most of the time, and when I do see them, they've got helmets on!!!",In the tower you can turn your helmet off in the settings... I keep mine on because I spent all of 14 seconds creating my character. +Damn.. what decks do you think will be popular in this so i can make an ANTI META deck and go for 12 wins??,shaman vs warrior it's my bet +Idk Gino Cipriani sure liked my Bridgemen shirt,So should I wear a Bridgemen shirt to my BAC audition for brownie points? +pretty sure you didnt get the meme here,pretty sure you didn't get the meme there too +watching nick young play like this has me all twisted up inside like when pam went to roy's wedding anyway this is why i enjoyed clowning on the lakers so much the past couple of years. i knew it was only a matter of time. shit always works out for them. fuck the lakers ugh,F Ernie Grunfeld....Wiz need to trade everyone not named John Wall and rebuild +Just found out I'm cancer free after a year and a half of chemo and radiation! Nemo and I wanted to celebrate the news with you guys!,is this really a repost of yesterday? +"I guess that's worded better, I'd say a 50/50 shot something sticking. It s common for something someone learned about themselves during their third stint to be what gets them to long term sobriety after their 5th stint; overall when someone actually wants the help of course they stand a better chance. Years ago I had gone to a fairly nice facility, catering, a 24 hour snack bar and soda fountain. It's was a hotel of sorts. But not a single person I met wanted to be there, they were forced by family to this posh treatment center. Not a single person I met there stayed sober, maybe a month? But I'd bet things they learned there definitely aided them down the road on long term sobriety.",I was just asking for clarification because I have worked in drug treatment as well as having gone through treatment and have never seen any population stay sober close to 50% of the time. +Exactly. Grammatically speaking ripe wouldn't make any sense at all. :),Grammatically speaking fresh would though? +I had invincible and Mimiron's head drop for me 2 days ago.,nice! +Maybe throwing weight behind a more viable candidate would've been a better idea.,The only problem was that Bernie isn't a Democrat. +"God damn, Rockstar is not fucking around. These glitches used to last for weeks! What did they do to patch this?",They come read the steps on reddit +No nothing is missing. Just a joke on the ridiculous shotgun meta in this weeks trials.,"What, you don't enjoy facing team after team of hide-and-seekers until the timer runs out?" +"Alright, thanks.",09900-64015-85267-90715 +RemindMe! 2 hours boop!,*RemindMei* +"I just want to leave work, have a beer, and play some Golden Tee. Is that too much to ask?",Big buck Hunter for me. +That is actually a very good throw. One time I tried this and the kid crashed into the ceiling.,Did the kid get the balloon? +"We use Ynab and it's been life changing for us. Yeah, it's $5 a month ($60 a year) but it's helped us save hundreds and hundreds of dollars.",When living so close to the edge it is difficult to believe it would find any more money. +Calling it a bullshit ethnicity doesn't really suggest he thinks it's that legitimate does it?,Its not legitimate but they are legitimately people who deserve a home where they can self govern. +Conor's underrated kicking game,"Neat clips but I don't think people underrate Conors kicking game, he gets praised for it all the time actually." +Spin the Wheel!,And replace consider shaving with actually cut off a foot of a hair with kitchen scissors. +"When I see this kind of video, I wonder what the parents make of this? Your daughter acting like a wild animal. SMH",I'm thinking the parents are not much different and won't see any major issues other than the teacher hand their hands on their child. +"We'll have a period of time where jobless rates skyrocket and people have no idea what to do anymore. Then people will adjust to a new lifestyle of intellectual pursuit and hobbies devoid of menial labor. Technological advancement and efficiency will reach a point where housing can be built dirt cheap, farming is all automated, and all basic needs can be easily met. It's just going to be absolute hell in the time between when we start mass deployment of automation and when automation makes basic necessities a trivial matter.","If we don't blow each other up, that is." +How do I get to this size of an Empire and how do I hold it o' wise one?,Disable Conclave and play. +better. what is the point of rewriting anything if it wouldn't be better...,"Well, a change of a platform like the scripting language for example.." +OK WHY,"Over priced, wonky parts for the price." +"C'mon, are you saying Valve need people which is located in US to monitoring SEA server without any local outsourcing?","they already outsource the server cluster (and the people to monitor the server) to other people, and it's their responsibility to keep the server up, however look in your own post, you're blaming valve for something that is out of their hands, the only thing they can do at this time would be getting a new host for the server cluster but that would take at least a week" +And even from 0 to 1.,Or even -1 to 0 +Are they on the point?,"Sorry, my sides are contesting the payload" +Yes.,"Oh, I somehow missed that, just thought he was scratched" +I've only been married for seven years but I've found that treating my wife well and showing her appreciation makes her mood a lot more pleasant and predictable.,You wouldn't have to do that often if you had a billion or two like ole' Donald. +Start 'em young,OP is an unarmed vitim. +Why does he have to respect him though?,because hes on his team? +What a great video. They even tell her the right way to fight discrimination in the workplace from a business standpoint and that doesn't work for her bc it's not her way of doing it.,It's like they out-SJW'd her +"It always boggles me that people worry about this. The universe has existed for 13.75ish billion years, and for nearly all of that time you didn't exist. Did it suck? Seriously it isnt even worth worrying about. You will be turned off like a light switch and thats it. No more perception. No pain. No boredom. No sense of time or regret. No memories. Nothing. Just off. If you have ever had surgery and been put under, its probably like that only without the waking up part.","Well, your dismissive superior attitude certainly helps people accept it." +Both what?,"actually likes you and respects you as a trainer, my bad" +Can I Kick It? | By Marquette King,"Tsk tsk, typical stereotype perpetuation...hopping fences after hours, breaking into the weight room..." +Meaning of Meddle? Just curious on what the official meaning (if there is one) of Meddle is or at least Echoes.,I think they were trying to find the worst possible name for a great album. +when you start a new game and you meet the character you know is going to betray you,Is this the new Gus? +Is this a new iOS 10 feature,Yes Spongebob is a new iOS feature +Naw I'll just sit back and watch y'all implode when you realize what a horrible mistake you've made. Trump moves fast so I don't think you'll have to wait long.,I didn't vote for Trump you nimwit. +"Okay. So. Given that we have seen tons of evidence that Trump is not capable of handling this job and is 100% unqualified to be president. And we have seen that evidence, whether it being threatening that he might nuke Europe, not having a plan for the Middle East, threatening to dismantle the EPA, threatening to force Mexico to pay for a wall against their will, and many more. It's not about disagreeing with policy, it's that he simply does not know how this country runs. You would argue that voting in someone who is not qualified to be president is an intelligent decision? I'd like to hear your logic on that one.",Cos Hilary +"I don't mean avoiding it the whole community, when I commented that is because by saying a game is better because of its community sounds stupid, especially in a online game, where toxity is expected. All online games have a lot of toxic players, and friendly players, you're just unlucky if you counter toxic ones. So that means you can't really say which community is worse.","Tf2 has toxicity, sure, but with the exclusion of MvM has been far less hostile than any game I've played, save maybe BF." +r/Hillaryforprison has more subscribers that r/Hillaryclinton I was going through Hillary subs to see what info they're throwing around and just noticed that. It's almost sad.,But this is a liberal website and it's hur turn get over it +"Mack strip-sacking Brady and running it in for the game-tying touchdown, followed shortly by Janikowski kicking the AFC Championship winning field goal would be a beautiful thing.",It would be a shame that would happen in 7 years to 46 year old Tom Brady winner of 7 super bowls. +Am I the only one around here that likes playing Destiny!?,go to the division subreddit with that attitude +"Well yes, the HK416 was choose to replace the FAMAS. You're right. But it wasn't choosed because it was better than it, but because it used standard ammo, and was more modular (and also cheaper, a single HK416 cost the equivalent of 3 firing pin or 6 mag of the FAMAS) Performance wise, they are more or less equal. :) And to be honest, nearly every assault rifle today are more or less equal in term of accuracy etc.",The first thing I worry about when I'm in a firefight is cost +Ohhh yeah my favorite spot just opened up!,very fast doggo running at incredible hihg speed +Tommy Boy or Black Sheep!,"Roads... roods, ro-ads." +"Really, the Bucs are a former Jags team. Both Koetter and Smith were coordinators for Jacksonville.","And they were the HC and OC in Atlanta, meaning that if you hire Smith back, we will then by nature have to steal one of your coaches in the next few years." +"a .5/.6% increase is rather drastic, what changed",People being told everything is now rape by abused people who think all sex is rape. +Well see. Aren't nasa saying 20 years is incredibly optimistic?,Nasa is a shell of what it used to be/could be +I'll bet that articles containing this information have probably been removed by mods in r/news and r/politics all day.,"Yeah, because there's no hard evidence..." +I too desire a standing desk...,"I'm just here to say, Go Big Blue!" +You don't get keys as far as I'm aware. Only salvage and gear.,The key rate may work off of your challenge efficiency. +The Ravens are now operating at Peak Flacco. This is gonna be a slobberknocker.,So 5 PIs a game? +Does Sanctuary need a nerf. Some bot removed my first post trying to post this topic. Anyway anyone else beleave this relic needs a nerf.,No +Alcohol when playing Bacchus Ice when playing Ymir Fire when playing Sol Lettuce when playing Sylvanus Your computer when playing Janus etc.,I'll pass up on the Sol pick... +"Is it common knowledge that paint chipping on a phone voids it's warranty? I feel like I'm getting scammed by Samsung. Just as the title says, it is common practice to void a warranty on a phone due to paint chipping? I bought a Samsung S7 in May 2016. Last week, Sprint pushed a system update prompt and I went ahead and updated the phone. The update got stuck at 45% for an hour, I left it going; next time I look back, the screen is black. From that point forward, the phone would not turn on, respond to reset commands or even factory reset commands. Sprint said it was a Samsung issue so I mailed the phone to the tech repair center in Plano Texas. Within an hour of them receiving the phone, they were mailing it back to me saying they could not look at it because there was paint chipped on the home button therefore the warranty is voided. Is this normal? Why am I to blame for a system update? Sprint will not look at the phone for free even though I did nothing to cause the issue. Sprint says its a hardware issue and Samsung says its the carriers issue for pushing the OS update. I'm really mad and feel totally screwed. Do I have any avenue to getting it fixed?",Pic of the home button? +Just pointless in a case where there is no personal or identifying information. Just because you can doesn't mean you should.,Crash logs can definitely contain identifiable information specific to your machine. +"A magic well? I had this magic well idea, but instantly thought it's probably already been done to death. Can someone provide me with examples of a magic well being used in fantasy literature etc. I obviously mean the kind of well you would draw water from but, in this case, magic. Just in case there was any confusion.",The Darksword trilogy by Tracy Hickman and Maragaret Weis.. +"It's supercool, best experience so far for me but I throw like a girl in it","For a game that makes you feel like a god, the throwing really does bring you back to reality." +"That's awful. I'm no specialist, but isn't this an injury that requires reconstruction and a long, long time out?","For a footballer 6-12 months out after ACL surgery is typical, but it's easy for there to be complications and unless you have details you can't really guess where in that range it will be." +GODDAMMIT LEITH!,fucking always leith +The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.,THE BIG YELLA ONE'S THE SUN! +Reminds me of my boss. He just skips the part where he pretends to understand and just makes me do it for him. Master's degree in computer science and I'm showing an old man how to add an image to a word document...,Adding an image to a Word doc and not have the entire document completely ruined requires a Master's of I.T.... Your boss is right to ask you +Jim Popp ne sera pas de retour avec les Alouettes | Football,The city weeps. +TIL Steve Buscemi is an accomplished rock bassist and was part of a successful band in the mid 90's,Pretty low hanging fruit this 9/11. +Lammert guter Mann,Besonders im Doppel mit Gysi :) +Bring it anywhere apart from Ottawa Tires Direct. Be careful with Canadian Tire. Some locations can be OK but it's still a gamble. You can buy the tires there but get them installed elsewhere.,"Agreed, avoid Ottawa Tires Direct whenever possible." +Gingrich and Giuliani could get top jobs in a Trump White House: sources,I thought they put up with him because they truly believed in the message +"Definitely. While they're both predators, the likeness pretty much stops there. Donald's taste is tacky, Hannibal's is refined. Donald can only react to the latest stimulus, Hannibal *actually* plays 400 dimensional chess-boxing in his every interaction. Donald can attack anyone at any time, Hannibal pretty much only kills for curiosity or to punish rudeness. Donald is unhinged and repulsive, Hannibal is extremely charming.","I don't know, when Donald's 765 dimensional Rockem Sockem Robots pays off you'll see who's the real mastermind" +'It's just sand' Middle Easterners,It's just white shit Canadians about snow +I love how personal Apu takes it. An idea so lame it's offensive.,That is pretty much reddit. +That same third probably couldn't tell you who Vladimir Lenin was if Their lives depended on it.,Ah man I rooted for Lenin in the apprentice. +He's lost a lot of fans all over the world. Dude is just whacked out of his fucking mind and only cares about himself. Plus his music has been on a constant decline since 808s.,Can't agree with you more. +"AK47 was like Draymond before Draymond, he is like the GOAT glue guy. If Dekker gets close to AK47 that would be pretty amazing for Houston.",Dekkers only flaw is his handles everything else is good +Are gem slots deactivated as well?,Yes +The Razer Blade looks pretty sweet.,"Idk the Downvotes, it definitely does." +I think it was this particular blog that got me into datamining in the first place.,Did you ever do the quests to get access to the forums? +"All the shit people mention is only seeing fringe play. Since Dr. Boom departure there isn't any single legendary that is a must-craft. Both rag and sylv are bad in this meta. If you don't have a specific decklist that you want to complete I'd start with crafting essential neutral rares (azure drakes, wild pyro, knife juggler, defender or argus etc) and then essential rares of classes you like (staple stuff like frothing berserker,aldor peacekeeper, highmane). You generally don't want to be crafting any epics either as the only craftable epics i'd consider essential are Doomsayer and Preparation","If both rag and Sylvanis are bad in this meta, why are they run in almost every good non-aggro deck?" +Yes its so fucking annoying. Especially when your at the game.,Seems like it would kill the atmosphere and silence the crowd. +"yeah, if OKC only had a chance to acquire a high level shooting guard some other way...",Harden is a point guard +Where in the purcells?,Jumbo zone +"OP, did you get the info you were looking for on these? I just found these in my apartment search and I can't find reviews anywhere.",Nope. +"Though a cool way to die, running to a helicopter on a sinking island hanging on to an ancient treasure from **Forbidden Island** would be pretty harsh.",And if we make it we would just wake up in a desert. +How did you get over them if they were so tall?,Ladders +Almost seemed like maybe it wasn't the first time that happened,"To be fair, if I had a capybara, I never would've uploaded the first video I took of me petting it while beatboxing" +City debt has more than doubled since 2010 to $1.7B - Ottawa,Increase taxes that should solve our problems. +and the dev kit is going to get everything including map assets in a while. a few deluded people on the official forums think that modders will remake the DLC map as a mod and so everyone can get it for free....,You basically already could if you just made your own assets. +There's something to be said for having it right then and not having to wait for delivery. ...but there's also WalMart instead of Best Buy.,Buy it locally and when your real one gets delivered just return the first one. +"@JosinaAnderson I'm told #Bills RB LeSean McCoy (hamstring) is not playing this Sunday and could miss more time thereafter, depending on healing.","Assuming McCoy is out, would you play Gill over Miller, Freeman, or CMike?" +2ndSequence doesn't receive the full 100% anymore. One of his mods said that in his stream.,Pretty sure its been split 50/50 for a while +Game Thread: Golden State Warriors vs Denver Nuggets (9pm ET),is there a place to watch reruns immediately after the game? +"Hah! Trust me it's a struggle for 90 days which if you can clear through, you won't worry about a job and have a decent business, but for most people it's a tough jump. But probably your comment was sarcastic so...","Yeah, it was sarcastic, but the amount of money businesses like that generate (for basically nothing) is staggering." +"Came in 2nd at Katowice, and 3rd in Spring, not to bad for his first 3 months in League esports.",Yeah but they picked Klaj over Mikyx (2nd in Summer and went to Worlds) +Will it be illegal to have more than one sex robot?,No when the profit reveals that robot polygamy is the new new and everlasting covenant. +"Solar-powered Pipe desalinates 1.5 billion gallons of drinking water a year for California - The machine can generate 10,000 MWh each year and additionally turn 4.5 billion liters (or 1.5 billion gallons) of salt water into drinking water in that time.",they could use solar roadways to power this thing! +I want to buy a fat bike but they're soooo expensive.,wtf is a fat bike +It's like you think he wouldn't have a fucking *government* and advisers and shit.,"Good point, he has indeed proven that he is a great listener, and that he has great respect for the office." +Ukraine thinks we're the greatest threat...and not the country that actually invaded them and sponsors an active insurgency against them?,"Since the map shows Crimea as part of Ukraine, it's likely from before the the insurgency." +What a shitty way to kill yourself. And it doesn't even guarantee death!,And the engineer lived. +Okay awesome! Added and online request when ready :),Waiting in the plaza +Literally the biggest badass you will ever see.,solid steel proceeds to bend the ever loving shit out of that poor jack lever by smacking it against shit +I always double bag so I don't leave a trail of litter when I carry it to the trash.,If I don't leave a trail how will I find my way back? +Obama administration waterboards and nobody bats an eye. Trump administration doesn't rule out waterboarding and everybody loses their minds.,[Citation Needed] +No thanks man. Don't like them lobo wheels that much,No problem! +"I am a non-college educated male. 3 days after graduating high school, I moved out with my own money saved up by working part time jobs through high school, with the car I bought with my own money. I worked 2-3 jobs for many years, giving up nights and weekends because I wanted experience, I loved what I did, and I wanted to be successful. I'm now in my mid 30's and making well into 6 figures, own my home on a lake, zero debt, and two dream jobs doing what I love. And I am for Trump.",Well clearly you are a failure because you don't have a liberal arts degree +Arian Foster is retiring,Sign a 1 day contract and retire here plz +I just downloaded 15GBs of and there no one is playing this game. Couldn't someone out of all the replies at least tell me the game is dead?,Two people mentioned the player base issues and you didn't say what server you wanted to play on +Wait. I thought he wasn't a real American and we shouldn't listen to him? Or does that not count now because he is against Hillary?,"So, you react to criticism of Hillary from the left by attacking the right?" +I don't think your candidate is in favor of that position.,"He is, he has talked about it." +"I know, I feel like we are making head way in the state legislature. I really hope the red holds at least for state politicians.",we can only hope brother +"Just a plate of chicken tendies. If you're voting to MAGA, you may take **ONE**, but plz leave an upvote in its place.","I was going to do a my mom came into my room joke but she is voting Clinton, so after tomorrow she is dead too me!" +Hurricane forces TNA to reschedule tapings,"My immediate reaction was, So Shane Helms bought the company?" +"Good thing we cant read them without permission from CNN, who needs permission from cheif political analyst Wolf Blitzer, who needs permission from the DNC, who needs permission from Hillary, who needs permission from Soros, who needs permission from satan.","It's all censored for your protection, you know." +It wasn't a gift. Would you say thanks if I gave you a used tampon?,"Careful, there's always that one person on Reddit." +Battlefield 1 giveaway. I will pick winner randomly at 10pm mt.,"Hey op it's me, your cousian." +The first thing I noticed after the update are corpus tile gets a lot of texture & lighting update.,Well I mean they need something compared to how much attention the grineer get. +How do I wear navy dessert boots? I can't find any pants and shirt combinations that work well.,"olive chinos, white shirt" +Maybe Pure White? The actual color Pearl white is slightly off-white and not quite what I think they'd be going for here as the opposite of the Jet Black. Although an actual Pearl White could look pretty cool.,Why don't we just call it white? +"Tywin, is that you?","Always the Hand, never the king." +Where do you buy your bunches of bananas?!,"A bunch local grocery, BUNCHES I go to the source." +Ahh. I suppose that makes sense. So I could potentially use the 12v power coming out of them?,They're blank covers and usually have no power going to them. +"When you see me, it's not too late. I miss the drop and you kill me.","haha, yea, when you see me, you probably have a couple seconds as I attempt to aim while spraying a you-shaped outline of bullets" +I do. I mourn when actual people die. Three month old babies aren't people. They are the precursor to a precursor to a person.,You are *so* dark and edgy. +That'd be it then - that's annoying as hell. Thank you for the answer.,"Hey look on the bright side, You'll get a good farm out of it!" +"as far as I know, as soon as you warp to a wormhole, you start a timer that can eventually open the hole (thus k162 appear) I read somewhere when ccp changed it that this timer gives you ~3 hours of closed hole (after the warp), after that it can eventually open alone TL;DR - No warp, no K162 - Warp, maybe K162 in a few hours - Jump, K162","that makes more sense, bringing it in line with despawn timers on sites starting on warp, not on landing" +Test Squadron isn't a forum org. You're confusing SC Test Squadron with EVE TEST.,Test squadron have a forum too. +"I've seen this happen to multiple ships on that turret location alone on several ships. Fuso, Amagi and now the Bismarck. I think its just a visual glitch and the turret hasn't actually turned through the superstructure since the few times I've seen it it doesn't show up afterwards in replays.",It's not just visual as the turret won't fire when it's doing it +"Gareth Southgate will be named England manager, FA tells hopefuls for the job",Ooh... still no chance England could deprive Leipzig of Rangnick? +"No, they don't listen to the words that we have been saying to them for months. Before Hillary even won the primary, Bernie or Bust was telling everyone that they wouldn't vote for Hillary. Then, after the DNC, a lot more people got behind Bernie or Bust, and very clearly said that they wouldn't vote for Hillary. How many times do we need to say that we won't vote for her because of everything she has done before they understand?","but, but TOGETHER" +What else do you use a colored smoke grenade for? Almost nothing except making rainbow streaks across the NWAF.,"Same thing a flare is used for just during the day, and making rainbow streaks across Cherno getting every sniper taking pot shots at you" +Is this the first time you've heard a politician make a campaign promise?,"But... but he's not a politician, he's a businessman... who just wants to enrich himself." +"I'm well aware of that markets =/= capitalism. As I said, don't play this game with me.","So you agree, mutualism isn't kind of a mix of the two?" +The answer is Fangio '54 to both of your questions.,Fucking Fangio what a baller. +"They did already touch on that idea with the memory link in B2/W2, but that only had the previous character mentioned by name... it'd be cool to see it expanded but carrying over the player character fully but that's probably hard to implement without potentially gimping the team",Couldn't they do it kind of like the Memory Link though? +You'd never be able to wear black again...,"If I had that mane, I wouldn't need to wear anything." +"Oh Gee, Thanks","I don't blame him, he clearly has to go get his keyboard repaired!" +"Here's what I sent: National voter ID, extreme vetting for all Muslims including current citizens(they cannot be trusted), national conceal carry, raise voting age to 25(possibly require political competency test for 18-24, but I think those below 25 have more than proved they are not mentally fit) get rid of common core, encourage picking up a trade over going to college, no recreational marijuana until you are 25+(immaturity is ruining a potentially very useful drug with definite medical uses)",Better raise smoking and drinking age then. +"IIRC HE doesn't take armor slope into account, but I haven't tested it all too much to be honest.",HE and HEAT usually refuse to penetrate anything that isnt flat non-spaced armor +"Well the PBE is for testing stuff, obviously Riot wants to study how your teammates react to being flamed in a controlled environment. Or test the chatfilter, who knows?","LOL this may be an actual reason, I'll be sure to flame and rage - for accurate testing purposes of course" +If i spend enough plex on my fit it'll win anything! (500m breacher),expensive doesn't always mean bad.. if you have the isk why not haha +Garbine Muguruza nice view,Oh BALLS +"Dice errors I noticed my SoI has a few errors on it, overflowing of the paint in the the numbers and also malformation of some of the number's. Wondering if this is rare like misprints or whether it's a common problem with wizards dice for future reference",Pics? +"teaching religion in public school curriculum is illegal. there are exceptions for religious studies electives but in a science class it is a violation of the first amendment and grounds for the school and teacher to be sued. | tenure also means that you have to have a reason to be fired and only for disciplinary reasons, this would be one.",Assuming it's real. +The way he baits free throws is just obnoxious any time your team is playing him. When he's not playing your team he's cool and that's just his playstyle. But when he's playing your team he's a dirty cheater.,That gather step into euro is deadly and most annoying thing to watch when he's playing your team. +Hyatt Arlington. Rosslyn Station is right in front of that hotel and it is well known. I believe that is the one you're talking about.,Thanks! +"Teen Mom OG: Reunion Part 2 *In Part 2 of the Teen Mom OG Finale Special, Dr. Drew discusses Maci's marriage and new baby, Amber storms the stage when Farrah insults Matt, and the moms band together to do something Dr. Drew never expected.* AFTERWARD: Cate & Tyler's **Reunited** will be on. AutoMod will put up a discussion thread a few minutes prior.",I think everyone knows what Ryan's issue is but just won't say it (because it's probably drugs and his family wants to save face) +pvp is wayyyy more caustic.,"Ignore feature works wonders, and you can't get kicked like in dungeons." +"Passive aggressive family BS. A family member decided to grill my child about the lack of a star on top of the Christmas tree. I put something else because that's what I wanted. They also got all uppity about said child not wanting to go to church with them. This family member apparently lacks enough testicular fortitude to talk to me & feels the need to air grievances against my children. Anyhow, vague rant over. Everyone have a good one.",At least you won't have to spend eternity with them +"I like how you're a man, I mean, I like that you're a man viewing DP's of guys all day. That came out wrong... You girls sound HAWT! PM'ED. (Except not...)","Surprise, we're a bunch of gay men!" +"I am willing to make that sacrifice. Appoint me a dictator for a few years, and I will make India great again. I even have a plan for it - Comprehensive RamRajya Action Plan (CRAP).",Crap is good idea +How is rest of Maharashtra doing?,What's there in Maharashtra other than Mumbai? +Warm gesture: Singaporeans knit winter clothes for children in Thailand,TIL Thailand has winter. +"Shot down some people trying to reconvert me I got a message last night from this lady I used to go to church with. I guess she had seen all the atheist stuff I was liking on Facebook, because she took it upon herself to try to convert me back. First time I had talked to her in at least a year, and the last time she came to that church was probably 2/3 years ago. Her husband had tried reconverting me over Facebook messenger a few months ago as well. She was like, I can tell you're hurting because of being mistreated by that church, here's a poem I wrote. And then she sent me this long-ass poem she wrote called Poem of the Lost Souls. I guess she was under the impression that I was hurt by that specific church and that was the only reason I was rejecting Christianity. She kept talking about how it wasn't about churches or other people, it was the relationship between you and God. I got pretty annoyed. I was in a fighting mood, and shooting her down felt so gratifying. I told her that I had always been quiet about my faith when I was a Christian, and I realized that that was because I couldn't defend it. I didn't want people asking me the same questions I didn't know how to answer for myself. I didn't want to face the same arguments that I already could never resolve within myself. And she kept going, so I started listing out reasons. I don't think being gay is a sin, I don't think being trans is wrong, I think people should be able to have abortions, I think purity culture is damaging af (was also very tempted to add: AND I THINK PREMARITAL SEX IS JUST DANDY), I think it's dumb to think this is the only correct religion out of all the many others, and I think that the Christian God is violent and horrifying. She stopped and told me she and her husband would still love me even though I chose this path. I don't expect it will end there, but shooting her down was still very satisfying.",Plz post Poem of the Lost Souls OP +"Can't wait to see TR_Preview equivalents for SHotN and P:C, and all three connected in the same game. I'm in it for the long haul.",I'm so desperate for a new P:C release right now. +"Do you think Fnatic can't afford imports? reality is that they have less imports because there are better players in EU. There's a reason there are EU imports in NA but not the other way around. In c9 if you don't have Pobelter you are literally fucked in mid. In EU they have like 7 good mids, and more coming. And then you have Bjergsen and Jensen in NA. Imagine a team trying to do what Fnatic did.. unless you got the best players of each teams the team would be shit tier.",I legit cant think of a fullblood nort american midlaner that is good +The Stop And Frisk Argument Is Backwards,Well written. +What is the most creative swearing you've ever heard?,Anything from England is pretty good. +I wonder what's the special collaboration event.,More Limited Unit? +Anyone see the eminem clone conspiracy is showed it's head again?,"What do you mean stupid, he is a clone." +TIL if white people use certain emojis its culture appropriation,"I'm black and on behalf of my Black people, fuck her." +Beauty I saw yesterday.,"Clean a side, e21s can burn lol" +Not sure I'll ever be able to top this Hoops redirect.,I love your car +"google fresh popcorn, and watch his red coloured-series, pretty good and easy going intro. :)",Thanks :) +Tyr DragonKnight (Concept Skin),I don't want it.... I NEED IT +Compared to others whose achievements are literally activate ultimate every other god is ridiculous.,How to get a Awilix achievement: PLAY THE GAME +Who is your favourite lesser known Canuck of all-time?,Luc Bourdon - The league did acknowledge his death but I still would have really loved to see him on the blue line. +I said it as a joke but it might actually be legit Lalas fault. Remember Kanye just went crazy this week. Kardashian curse finally got to him. Guess who Kims BFF is?,"Not going to defend Kim, but Kanye hasn't been mentally the same since his mother died." +"Down by Fort Smith, over in OK. My Mavic is being delivered on Wednesday. You just want people to come over and watch you fly?","No, was offering for others to check it out and fly." +"I agree with the screen dimness, I also want more OS optimization not just for battery life but for overall stability. I've had moments when the whole phone locks up and lags for seconds just trying to open an app that I have to restart. Another quick one, the connectivity issues, I experience a lot of slowness when the connection says 4G LTE, and in places where I had no issues on iPhone. I really want to stick with Android for good now, hopefully this is addressed.",Have you noticed a reduction in signal strength/bars where once you had good signal? +Is Adam Smith's Wealth of Nations and Karl Marx's Capital still relevant today?,No and the parts that are are simply present in more modern and up to date texts +"There was absolutely nothing wrong with it when it came out. I loved it then, and still do. The problem? It was dark. Too dark for Jim Carrey's fans at the time. All he had done up to that point was silly buffoon type roles, and people loved him for it. They didn't want to see such a dark side to Jim Carrey. So they didn't. They stayed away and the movie bombed.",:/ +Dixville Notch voters choose Hillary Clinton,And Donald Trump is off to the races with a strong one vote lead over Mitt Romney! +They're no Milo Yiannopoulos. Professional trolls are the real threat here.,Who has Milo killed? +I wonder if anyone has switched their one s over to an ssd yet.,U can just plug in an external SSD to the back can't you? +It's generally cigarettes that leave the nasty residue behind.,But blowing moist smoke inside to see how cool it looks probably isn't the best idea. +"Then again, expecting to counter 9 elixir worth of troops for 4 is pushing it. Also, simplyplacing guards/ zap/ valkyrie as well would still kill the 3 musketeers for a positive trade. The spell is more versatile than fireball, for the tradeoff of being worse in particular situations.",You said no downsides I just said one +"SMITE player here, have a HS code to trade, pm offers.","I can offer you some love :D, and maybe a couple of twitch follows." +"Again, it has a much greater chance to get through an anti air environment.",I'll bet if we coated a million $1 bills with poison and launched them into said airspace that most of them would get through and kill more bad guys than a big bullet. +"Shias are waaaaaaay different than sunnis, also how did you find that out? people were saying earlier we have no idea what his religion is. Any links?",I know people who belong to the community who have confirmed it. +"If you're in Manila, stick to Tondo. Outside of there, Basilan, Jolo, any islands in Sulu, and most of Mindanao are your best bets.","Just to clarify, these are suggestions for where you want to go if you DO want to get yourself killed, yes?" +There are people who say BoS was the best Fallout game? O^h^n^o,Still better story than fallout 4 +"I have a few possible ideas to make taming less of a hassle, and more reasonable for casuals So I was thinking today, and one of the biggest reasons why I don't play ARK consistently is due to a lack of time, specifically for taming. Something I was thinking could help people like me who don't have time to babysit a tame for hours on end (especially early game before you really have a steady supply of kibble) is to have an inventory system for unconscious tames so that you don't have to force-feed them narcotics in order to tame them. I'd like to have a taming pen that I can either lure them into, or drop them into, that I can put food & narco into and then log off for a night. This would allow for casuals to play a bit more and make taming a bit less of a grind so that you can actually farm, build, fight, plan, etc while you're taming. It'd also allow a bit of creativity when designing taming pens and such so that your tames would be defended while you're offline. Maybe dododex could work with WC to put a system in place so that your unconscious Dino will tell you how much food & narco would be needed to complete the tame before you put it into its inventory - or allow a feeding trough system to tame dinos. Idk, it's just a thought - removing the requirement to force feed tames narcotics would help make taming less of a hassle. Maybe make narco-kibble or narco-laced food that they'll automatically eat, too?",This wouldnt be abusable by big tribes at all +Have you read Seveneves by Neal Stephenson? Not so cool at all.,"No, but as for my comment I was talking about a bigger one, but not one large enough to do any real damage." +"You telling me I'm not allowed to have dreadlocks because I'm white is you being racist. You're aware of that, right? I can do whatever I want to my hair. Just because I'm not the race you prefer doesn't mean I can't do it. Greeks had dreadlocks, Vikings had dreadlocks. Literally all hair can dread if not brushed. Stop with your racist shit. There are more terrible things going on in the world towards black people than a random white girl with dreadlocks.",Fuck 'em.. they don't pay your bills. +Beginner Defender Guide,"This has come at a good time for me, thanks :)" +"Thanks, Trump! We Now Have Two Opportunities for Bold Progressive Reform",Only if the Democrats don't suicide themselves again by picking their anointed from the get-go instead of letting their base decide. +"KEEP VOTING! VOTE LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW! VOTE LIKE TRUMP PROMISED TO BRING BACK COREY IN THE HOUSE, THE BEST ANIME EVER!",This means VOTE +"I can give you some idea based on final TVs of last season's divisions, as I said we are not sure yet what the set up will be for this next season. The top tier had a spread of 1300 Wood Elf team to a 2200 Orc team. The 1300 Wood Elf team won the league title. Tier 2 had 1300 Halflings (who finished 4th) to 2300 Chaos Dwarves; 1600TV Norse team won the division. Tier 3 had fresh Norse team (that got pretty beat up and ended at 1050) to a 2000TV Khorne team; 1800 Dark Elves won the division. It looks like this season the lowest tier would be all new teams, but the next season their would be some mismatches based on TV. Not much we can do about that in a perpetual format where promotion and relegation are performance based. It is a fun, friendly and competitive league though.",I'll take the down vote to mean its not possible? +How the f*ck did a ball manage to live another battle? This might as well be an alien Artifact.,Shiro can do it. +Tobias Fates reaction to the new GP skin,lol +You act like a memorial to the deaths of fifty people is somehow trivial or unnecessary. Have a heart.,#IF... It comes at the cost of sacrificing even a small part of the basic needs of the community. +moms are the best critics.,mine brands every girl who wears short skirts/top as characterless. +You should cop the tape measure and use it,thanks for laff +"No it's really not. My mothers death is completely out of my control, I'm still going to be upset about it. What a stupid statement.","Great response, sincerely." +Whens the stable build expected to be released? I heard on here probably sometime next week,"theoretically, yep." +TIL: An international flight once needed to return & land because a passenger stunk out the entire aircraft after using the toliet.,definitely mexican food +Lol build a wall go back to your fake news subs.,Does CNN have a subreddit now they do? +Bob's Burger's/Archer= Bob-cher Shirts,Shut up and take my money! +Questa l'ho appena ripetuta nella sala dei sistemisti e nessuno l'ha capita. Ma io non la rispiego!,"Un mio amico sistemista ha invece risposto immediatamente: se io non la capissi, non te lo farei sapere." +"Q&A: Australia 'raising middle finger to the world' on climate change, Naomi Klein says",Our contribution of 1% of global CO2 output clearly means we should bankrupt ourselves so all that carbon output can be shifted to China. +Look at all you plebs with your batter. Crumbed is where it's at.,"There is no crumbing as good as a light, crunchy, golden beer batter." +"did you just call Pogba, Matuidi and Kante technically deficient??",Bro you don't know that black = no technic +Season 8 predictions? What do you all think will happen this season? Will Mykelti be a bridezilla? Will Meri ever stop acting like a victim? Will Kody ever truly understand human emotions?,I really want Meri and Janelle to leave the family and get a spinoff where it's about them becoming best friends. +"yeah, but ours is red and black for maximum edginess","Whew lad, it's working!" +Doffy raid would be a nightmare.,"Oh no, you would have to use a Blackbeard Team :O" +"It's not sarcastic, I'm blatantly asking why you'd come to that conclusion, because it's a silly one. Any time you go shooting at a range you'll wind up with shell casings in weird places. In your shirt, bag, shoes, those little shits get into everything when they eject out of a gun. In my apartment right now you could probably find 30. I've never discharged a firearm anywhere outside of a range. There are so many places a shell casing can come from being at the scene of a crime is a huge stretch. Trinkets are another example (necklaces, keychains, pens), you can find tons of souvenirs like that all over the place.","Okay, because it seems like a ridiculous question without this background info." +Well shit.,This comment works on multiple levels +Experiment results: sexy.,Why don't you have a seat right over there? +"People in NA are wintrading, people in EUW are wintrading as well, but what about people in Korea ?",Everyone in Korea who wants the jacket are already in challenger or are already being boosted +"This deck needs bob to keep it constantly fueled. The life loss combos well with deaths shadow. It can at least pull it's own weight in the grinder matches. If they don't remove it and you draw 2+ cards, you practically win the game.",I think Cruel Bargain or Infernal Contact might be superior here. +He won't be waking before he go-go.,Explain please? +They just have to do it once.,"It is two-legged, so no they must do it twice." +Well congrats to him. Can't wait to see his take on being a dad.,Teach them all of life's important lessons while tossing a ball around. +what's the best blue chip stock to invest right now?,"off the top of my head : MEG, MPi, BPI, MER, JFC" +UPS guy gives no fucks,Didn't we just see this last week? +"Survivors need another bug fix for their hair. Yesterday I noticed that Survivors are once again being given away by their hair. This time it's the fog doing it. It's like hair is being placed over top of fog letting you see it clear as day. And the thicker the fog the more visible Survivors get. Clearly this makes the game unfair to say the least. You see a black blob of fuz in the grey fog more or less, not missable in the least.",Sometimes when i play as killer and i see a jake from the distance i see that he have blond hair and when i get closer it changes slowly to dark again +Porque calle camina este?,"Eso, no me lo imagino por la calle a Scioli." +seems reasonable. then the radio tower will actually be a strategic position and there can be a struggle for attrition. then you encounter a group that uses ts3 and you get cucked.,"i mean yeah thats a good reason why it could get countered someone could have facetime, skype etc, or any other form of communicating without group chat will break it" +Hammond calls for transitional deal for when UK leaves EU - Politics live | Politics,Controversial but I'm gonna stick a fiver on us not leaving after a major stand off and climb down by both the UK and the EU and we all agree never to talk about it again +SNACK?,Story? +Flying spaghetti monster spam,Find out who is taking them down and start leaving them in their desk/locker/office +APLICATIE INTERACTIVA Traseul autostrazii Sibiu - Pitesti in raport cu inaltimea reliefului. Cat de sus va ajunge prima autostrada din Romania care va trece muntii,Astept cu interes si interactivitatea masinilor cu aceasta minunata autostrada. +A credit Union would be a start.,Yea I regret not signing up for Suncoast for free when I was a student. +"The last text message you sent is on your tombstone. Reddit, what is the message?",A meme that says When you and your cousin go for a walk before Christmas dinner and shows Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny with eyes as red as blood +B-21 officially named the Raider,Barack obamber still my favorite +"It is, most definitely, a subsidy that tax payers pay for.",Paying less tax isn't a subsidy when they still pay hundreds of billions in tax... +What the fuck is that score,Rookie mode. +"I don't know how to post vids on Reddit but if I could, I'd show you an 80-yd td run by that mariota card with 0:00 on the clock to win the H2H super bowl. 3 spin moves and he was gone",Post that shit to YouTube +Keke Rosberg 1985 Silverstone (no footage available :( ),Yup. +Inverted scope is the key. I broke a cover slip this summer and had to wait for a replacement to count cells because there was no focusing with a normal cover slip.,Could just be masochistic and use a 4X objective with a long enough WD so account for the thicker glass :) +A little satisfying moment in Battlefield 1,What gun is that? +Documentary on the animals from Earth 2,No orange filter downvoted +Chinese flag made ironically,I don't have a picture of it but my Chinese flag is also made I Taiwan I had quite the giggle when in arrived in the mail +not a test post please notice,I just came here to say +"Religious children are meaner than their secular counterparts, study finds | World news",who would have thought! +Movie rental still one per account. And this $4 sub thing is total bullshit.,"Yeah, I hate free and discounted things too." +"I really don't subscribe to the planes were really strong in other battlefields so they should be in this one too, Given the period the game is set in you should be stoked they have any A2G capacity at all really...",Yeah nobody deserves airplanes +"Eh, took me all of half an hour (the majority of which was waiting for them to open and start giving out ballots) to get in and out at my polling place. When I was in Birmingham during the primaries it took all of 15 minutes.","That's good, but I have to vote at a Baptist Church so I know they'll try to pull some bullshit on us." +I'm 100% convinced he's gonna turn out to be a perfectly normal dude and not super controversial President,"Yeah, well they said that about Obammer, too, and look how he turned out!" +"I'm actually just moving within Texas. I'm getting out of East Texas. So it's a start. I'm going to get my family to Colorado, Oregon, Washington, of any number of other states in the not too distant future.","Being from the PNW, that's an A+ choice." +Where's the other old geezers in this community? 30 years old here. I have a guy on my friend list that is only a year older than my daughter :| Always enjoy coming across older guys in games and adding them because they can usually control their emotions enough to finish the game on a strong note... win or lose.,I'm 25 am I old? +just one of the reasons why this game is better than the other two,You dropped this: +"See, this is why we need Kublai Khan in the game. Hojo Tokimune looks so lonely.","I'm all for Kublai Khan over Ghengis Khan, but I know it will never happen." +How does a University even have that much money laying around?,Football brings it in. +Grumps Dream Course: Owen Wowson - PART 19 - Game Grumps VS,Wow...That Owen Wilson impression was oddly grating... +the slight tilt shift feel in this photo makes me happy,"Not to be a smartass, but that's just normal depth of field..." +I'm sure you have a point. The hitler reference was not needed. Thanks.,"In this case it was, I wasn't trying to Godwin the discussion, I swear." +Sound modes,Why all these nice things when I cant play D: +For those who say tanks are still OP,"Yes, because posting footage of landmine cheesing tanks that don't have people manning the side guns like any tank that is actually a problem for you team is irrefutable evidence that tanks aren't op" +I don't recall saying anything to deserve the label of asshole. However I would say telling someone to kill themselves warrants that label.,I meant all right wingers if it makes you feel better. +Good catch. So there was only one customer. I feel sad all of the sudden. I wonder if he was there to use the bathroom.,He came to collect his repaired iPhone 5s. +It is scary... That your neighbors could be bat-shit insane and this is one way they reveal themselves.,k +But he's both a truther and a bombing sympathizer.,"He's also an American YouTube personality, vlogger, actor and rapper [and] a prankster... but I don't see you mentioning that." +It gives me a hard on.,My balls are ready to rumble. +Today Is The Wedding,literally screams trash +Am I ugly?,U look 33/m +so high five him?,Eiffel tower! +Ask for a refund. Buy titanfall 2.,"Already have Titanfall 2, thanks for the help" +"Male ducks rape quite a lot. So much in fact the females have evolutionary adaptations to make it harder to be impregnated from unwanted sex. It's some sexual evolutionary arms race where the males evolve to become better at raping whilst the females evolve to become harder to get impregnated from unwanted sex. Male ducks have corkscrew penises. The females have a corkscrew vagina that twists in the opposite direction to make it harder for the penis to travel into the vagina. The vagina also had dead ends where if the penis ends up located in, it becomes significantly harder to get impregnated during sex. I can't remember the numbers but I believe only a small % of duck rape results in pregnancy. It makes sense that the female wants to choose her partner because it ensures that the best traits get passed into the next generation.",TIL ducks rape. +Two Bulls Killed Instantly After Headbutting Each Other,"James Harrison just received a $100,000 fine for this." +You might just have an easier time transcribing the tune and programming your own instrumental version.,probably hahah +how is this a MILF? o___o,"She is older than 19, isnt she?" +Sources indicate that Rene Rivera is most likely a baseball player,Big if true +Anti-Trump Protesters Block Ambulance; Father of 4-Year-Old Girl Dies - Paul Joseph Watson,Charge them all with murder +So About the ARG(?) at the end of Loopy's Boardbots Vid....,why do people not want to care about this? +Which champions rewards you for playing passive Like prioritize farms over kills,Nasus +How would you add or remove one letter to turn a regular movie title into a porno?,Anal wars. +You say so far like this game hasn't been out for 4 years,5 years. +"So, doxing is fine now, just don't say anything that upsets liberals. Right, Mods?","Something else to feed the anti-mod circlejerk you and your sock puppet cattrump have been pushing, eh?" +"Women and men won't reach economic equality until 2186, index says","Lol, i like how they think these long term outlooks based on short term trends mean anything." +My polling place in PA is typically empty. At 7:15am this morning there was a line out the door. Lots of people wearing Trump hats and buttons. Could get interesting. Dr. Stein got my vote.,A VOTE FOR THIRD PARTY IS A VOTE FOR HITLER REEEEEEEEEEEEEE +Nothing pisses me off more than people saying you can't be racist against whites... how is calling someone mayo not racist?,"Because racism=racism+power Ignore that it doesn't make sense, it's CP math" +Why should anyone vote for hilldog tho?,Cus a vote for 3rd party is a vote for (whichever party you don't support) +Color Rush and the NFL store I'm not sure if the Vikings store or dicks sporting goods will sell any others but currently the only option for the new color rush jersey in the NFL store is Adrian and Teddy:( Really hoping we would have a bigger selection.,We actually only have the option of Teddy because you can only get the Peterson jersey in youth size.... Fuck the NFL seriously every other team has at least 3 or 4 options. +What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? You can't milk a cow for 16 years.,Hilarious. +"Should you say GG after you destroy the opposition? Some people get offended over the enemy saying GG at the end of a steamroll. For them, it's a sign of total mockery. For others, it's a sign of a virtual handshake, that the game was good, etc. My question is: Should you say gg after an uneven match? Or should you just stay silent?","Nah you gotta be polite, nice try losers or something to that effect." +any one heard this news?,I read one gamenguide article that Google surfaced in my feed and decided not to bother with that site again +"Seattle is the best team in the NFC. IDK, I don't watch their games much but if *this* is a banged-up hobbled RW then the rest of the conference is in a lot of trouble.",Second half spark. +"I killed 2 dudes in the arena yesterday that did that, great sword and all. Guts cosplays are cool and one of them even had an offhand crossbow and threw fire bombs. Then of course I fought Artorias and his iconic black hand armor with dual katana.","Ah, the true Artorias, struck from the annals!" +"Dear OP, please do not cook anything on the wedding dress fire - even just smore's. The smoke could be toxic if what is being burned is chemically treated in any way, and I imagine a fancy dress has been treated. Other than that - Good on you!",They're fine as long as they make the s'mores before they toss the dress on the fire. +In many ways splyce played worse. Not being able to close out such a lead with a hyper fed malzahar means they have no idea how to win.,"No shit, of course they played worse since they lost the fucking game." +"keys to being a good team lead: High level of motivation -- leading by example Excellent written and verbal communication skills -- you will be giving direction to the techs and communicating with management Excellent technical skills -- you will need to know how to do the job of everyone on your team Compassion, Empathy, Judgement -- you will be coaching your team, so you need to see their pros and cons and articulate how to use their skills and develop shortfalls without ruining your relationship with them",Thanks for this :) +Real Old School Cool,You think XCOM has mod support +We trump supporters are a minority here. I thought Portland was all about diversity and helping minorities.,Not ideological minorities you privileged upper-middle class Christian cishet white male shitlord! +He's trying to sell the bitter pill. He's making the claim that Religion can't be defeated/eliminated with rationale.,"Well ok, I was just confused about the nature of his declaration to 5,000 or so people on this sub" +Decision time at YouCaring,But donating to Rudy doesn't that automatically make you support the patriarchy? +"Took 6 busses, walked a total of 4 miles (in light rain), and was wrongfully redirected to 3 different precincts. Still didn't stop this 18yo from voting for the first time in my entire life. MAGA!!",HIGHLY UNEDUCATED! +"The actions of Brazile, Schultz, Podesta, and Clinton all got Trump elected. They were dishonest, careless, and tried to cheat through backroom dealing. The Democratic party needs a total shakeup and wakeup.",BUT BUT COMEY! +Roast us!,Is the ginger the grandson from that kid in the cher movie mask? +what did I just hear?,just n0thing... +"I don't mind reposting. Having a problem with it is having a problem with the fundamentals with the internet. Even reddit is a repost machine, in a hugh mungus scale. That they put a watermark on it and benefit from their own content is not OK (ebaums anyone?). That's my 2 cents on this.",9GAG is the new Ebaums World +?,I thought it said something about 'i finally did fanart and ended up making a meme out of it' +I'm just messing with you because i drive a mustang,"You guys are both fags, it's all about the GTO." +You have to have a decent number of quest points,"I have like 190, willing to get more if necessary" +"If the story's complete, that doesn't mean it can't be expanded upon and fully fleshed out!",I hope you're right. +GTAPsycho announces Pimp Network.,Hopefully this doesn't turn into Typhoon Cinema 2.0. +But future has a personality,Bland is a personality +"She made her choices. The others made better ones. Consumption and exercise related, at least.",Some people can still empathize with those who've made bad decisions. +"Got to 67 yesterday, and immediately got a black demon task, grabbed an agility pot and went there, I will never forget the feeling of cutting through that 3 minute bullshit run.",Could of done with 65 agility and summer pie +"Folder, as in singular? Why don't you organize? Multiple folders really save a lot of time, you can have a folder for clockwise rim jobs, counterclockwise rim jobs, ladyboys, blowjobs, cream pies, greasy leprechauns, missionary, etc.","I admit I have a slight OCD of organising all my files neatly, but porn is where I draw the line." +"Moving back today. Just wanted to say after about a year in Denver I'm driving back this morning. I just couldn't stay away. Live free or die, mother fuckers. I love you all.","Oh good, I like seeing your username in these threads." +"You're changing your target, nobody is saying that its going to be an optimized deck, I'm simply saying that it *can* take you to legend. It'll take longer, and be harder to play, but my entire point is that you can get to Legend with the classic set.",The deck would be weak enough to not reach legend. +"Or worse, jump backwards and down into all the spiders, pulling that entire room aswell as he tries to run back up the stairs ... -_-'",And bug out on the stairs causing you to constantly be in combat with spiders +I dont think he's even allowed to utter that word.,Close but no CIG-*bleep* +You are wrong and always have been wrong. Keep your hate to yourself. I'm done with it,"Yeah, hope that guy gets AIDS and dies." +"It's so cringey. There's fan who literally thanked us for beating them 3-0, I swear this shit only happens on Reddit",Typical Iraqi arsenal fans +They said for free so I guess they are begging for a gift. Or rather asking where to beg.,That's the impression Im getting too +My dad would beat me with jumper cables,I'm sorry +Two episodes ago Dolores shot a host when she's programmed to not hurt anything. Shouldn't the park be very concerned about that? I didn't see that referenced anywhere in this episode.,It's heavily implied that Bernard is covering it up/downplaying anything to do with Delores out of his own curiosity. +Engineered bases...yey,"Don't worry, SC is allegedly cracking down on them." +"That whole thing really pissed me off. I knew right before all this Tax thing that Trump didnt pay a cent in taxes, Hell, I'd be surprised if anyone in the 1% paid taxes. People are acting like it's a big surprise, but it's not. Don't see either candidate changing it.","And most of the CTR posters complaining about it are probably posting from iPhones and Macbooks, products of a company famous for not paying income taxes." +Purple Asterias Any coulored wheel,Purple rat rods +Bees are dying at an alarming rate and it took me one Black Mirror episode to help me see a funny meme can be a scary reality... 2016 - when memes come true,that episode was fucked up in the end +You can actually pinpoint the year Rockstar discovered microtransactions,it's been since 2015.... and I still haven't completed a heist yet. +"Well luckily for us we live in a country where you get to elect your government so all we have to do is not elect these corrupt politicians in the next cycle, but somehow we never manage to do that. Its almost as if most American's don't care enough about these issues to actually get off their smartphone and do something about it. So we can blame the elite all we want but we have to take responsibility as well.",This is me agreeing with you wholeheartedly! +"Yeah, back then they were building machines that could take a bullet to a processor or get hit by a car and shoved through a wall and keep running without any problems.","They still do, it's just that not that many companies want to buy them anymore because they're not the cloudy flavour of the month." +TIL: Having a YouTube video Fullscreen and typing AWESOME.. It will turn your video progress bar flashing rainbow colors.,Now google Zerg Rush without the quotes. +"Honestly, as long as everyone is okay with the arrangement, I don't see why I should look down on anyone in poly relationships. They aren't hurting anyone and it's none of my business.","Were not looking down, were feeling sorry - that person probably has some mental issues or something, and doesn't realize he is sorta getting ripped off" +##*Tweet of the Year*,Bama can loose the semifinal and still make it to the finals tweet from Paul. +What's one thing that your significant other does that makes you cringe?,Ill let you know if I ever find myself in another relationship... +Is there any truth about kicking out of the Kingdom all Egyptians over the age of 40?,I can't tell if you're kidding. +"I turned 18 today and I'm a huge fan who missed out on the collectors edition, does anybody have a spare collectors edition for sale (doesn't matter if numbered or non numbered) just don't want to spend a 1000 dollars on one. I turned 18 today and I'm a huge fan who missed out on the collectors edition, does anybody have a spare collectors edition for sale (doesn't matter if numbered or non numbered) just don't want to spend a 1000 dollars on one. It would mean a lot to me.","Hit 26 today, pls send one copy to my doorsteps too kkthxbye" +Just voted for Trump! He had my support from day one.,White Korean KGB agent deplorable uneducated latino praise kek +I wonder how White Sox fans feel about this.,"They won in '05, which was before the Blackhawks existed" +I want orlandu BSB,Not his imba-OSB? +Fer with the speedhacks,speed demon +"I don't have anyone else to ask-STD Question I'm going to make a doctor appointment as soon as I can, but I just need to talk this out because I am losing my mind a little. (TMI) Recently noticed that I have bumps starting on my labia going toward my butt..I've been in a live-in relationship for a while now, so it's been about 8 months since I've had sex with someone else unprotected. They don't hurt, aren't itchy, but they are very much there. Got a PAP in june, came up clean. What could this be all these months later? I'm trying to stay calm but it doesn't look good.","Could be Moluscum, but without a better description of the bumps it's hard to tell." +"Old Smite So recently, I was snooping around and I found some videos of what Smite used to be, some of the maps, and even some of the ultimates. I found out there was this random map for Domination (I think that's what the mode was called) and I thought that that was pretty fucking awesome. Or Arena but at night time. Or even Arena where everything was lava and only a small circle of it wasn't lava and people had to fight to the death or push people into the lava and last person/team standing wins. Also, character changes. Like Zeus having a shield that's the equivalent of Athena's block stacks. Or Guan Yu having an ultimate that's basically Amaterasu's current ultimate. Or Arachne, from laying eggs, to siphoning health (like old Kali) by mounting a person, and her ultimate which was a Sylvanus like pull that did damage and put the enemy God in a cocoon. My question is, why were some of these changes made? I'm still new as shit to this game, (on PS4, started playing September 13th to be precise) so if people could explain why some things were removed, gods reworked, etc., that would be quite nice.","The arena with the lava pit was only for the underworld event, and it was only after the match was done, a bonus round of last team standing" +Michael Isikoff: NBC Should Broadcast Original Juanita Broaddrick Interview,"Sure they should, followed by the two statements she made under oath that it never happened." +How good is Vettel?,Probably good enough! +thank you!,"Crosby for Canada, Koivu for Finland, Ovechkin for Russia, Henrik Sedin for Sweden and Pavelski for USA." +infinity ward public relations. Attention to you because I know you read this shit.,Oh nice another one! +"Thanks for the offer, but not what I have in mind for those wheels, sorry.",Also have keys if u want them instead of sth +"Not really, there was a beta program going on but they seem to be done with it. Quoting Tyrone (co-founder of the binding of Isaac) he said the iOS version would be coming VERY SOON. Note: he said that about a week ago, so it shouldn't take long before it releases.","Yeah, his definition of VERY SOON and mine seem to be somewhat different" +Sweet. I'll add you and wait in the Festival Plaza. I'm assuming you want a female Salandit?,It really wouldn't matter. +"You must not drive often, if you've never changed your route to avoid traffic.",I drive for a living. +184 (190+88),92 (190+89) +You shouldn't play any cotw. What the hell are you going to do with a 9 mana card in an aggressive deck?,I meant midrange but do I keep running cotw? +Anyone else starting to feel embarrassed about supporting Trump? I wore my MAGA hat today and was getting stares and snickers from people (mostly girls my age). I'm a 23 year old virgin and I don't want my chances of having sex decreasing over a fucking political candidate.,"Must be fake, he wrote chance of having sex decreasing, if you're on 4chan that chance is already 0 and hence can't decrease any more." +Every single Trump cabinet member so far opposes LGBT rights,"Don't worry, he's just play no 54 dimensional chess with lgbq rights" +"What a foolish, nuance-free view of politics. And a shit strawman to boot!","Can't expect more from an alt-right believer, everyone knows that history books are communist propaganda and only alternative media posts the truth." +Never knew they color coded it that way. That's pretty cool actually.,"The brown has quieter key clicks, and I got rid of a blue for that reason." +"Insurgency Sandstorm has destructible environments, how do you react? How would everyone feel if Sandstorm had destructible environments?",Why run AP rounds to shoot through cover when you can destroy the cover by shooting it? +Which fictional character would be the worst world leader?,"Trump, he's not real right?" +Mcaffe just reinstalled itself and overrided my search engine prefrence. Who's the real virus?,See your issue is that you had it installed in the first place +I literally saw one of them spraypaint their own sign Hillary for Prison 2016. Not exactly the most mature or thought out way to make your point. Maybe the signs are rare because they're all been stolen already?,Surely that's the issue. +"Vote your conscious, vote your party, vote for the candidate with the most vowels in their name, I don't care what method you choose, get the hell out of the house and go vote. Even if you're as absolutely burned out on the presidential election as I am, there are LOTS of important races on the ballot. You may have a senatorial race, you'll certainly have a house race, you may have state senate and state house races, you may have city council, county commission, sheriff, judges, mayor, coroner, or clerks. You'll have ballot initiatives that give you the power to directly enact or defeat legislation. But if you don't go out and vote today, you're voluntarily revoking your right to bitch and moan for the next 2 years. So sack up, get out of the basement, and go make it happen.",Like legal weed in AZ! +Went into GNC yesterday to get some more protons and walked away with ON Standard Double Rich Chocolate. Its awful. I'm going to return it tomorrow and hopefully get something else. Do you guys have any suggesstions for something tasty that I could find at my GNC (Canada)?,Extreme milk chocolate. +"It just assumes it'll get ripped off again, so why even try to look good?",:( if it's left alone will it eventually get its self esteem back? +"Has anyone here ever met Zack Snyder? If so, what was he like?",I wish +I'm Hunter and I am now subscribed to this sub And I hope that one day it will grow,Me too man +not in that house :P,Get a hazmat suit next visit. +Mocha turns TEN!,Happy birthday Mocha +Watch the documentary sicko by michael moore.,documentary +"I once cried about chickens. They were free range and would walk across the street from their hide to the lawn of my workplace. I'd bring corn and seeds to feed them. I knew that most people do not keep chickens as pets and that they are a food source, but I was still so, so sad when I figured out why they were suddenly gone. So, I can understand why your mom was really upset. We make weird connections with stuff.",I have starlings I feed at work that I get sad for. +"Surprised the police officer didn't pull a gun and murder these gentleman in cold blood.. I mean after all, they were posing a super serious threat to the lives of all others in the area",I'm trying to figure out what point you're making and I'm just not sure. +Best Gear?,"Basic damage/critical gear like Blade of the War God, LoA Knives, RAGS, Ibistick." +PPR CJA Ezekiel Elliot,CJA +"A moody blowjob, want more? First post together <3","She's lucky, looks thick." +an... *Ultra* beast? :D,#CONFIRMED +Our Halloween costume,Girls hair is on point +Mario Gotze has no league goals/assists,Man we missed a trick there +Wait you can overclock a TV? Haha,"No, I meant the GTX 1070, but you can actually overclock the refresh rate of the monitor, ough I don't know how to." +"MAMA MIA OK SO I KNOW THIS IS A NEW SEASON AND ALL BUT... ###**DOWNVOTING IS AGAINST THE RULES OF THE SUB** Stop downvoting or this rant will enter the triggered zone and your country will be given thousands of kilos of Chicken Tikki Masala and your country will suffer from years of constipation. You know it tastes good but your weak stomachs cannot handle it. If any one of you cucks downvote, I will downvote your mum every night. k bye",Downvote me bby +"Don't worry man, when the $hill says cut it out, they'll back off just like those big banks on corruption LOL",Anyone who thinks Hillary will 'go after Wallstreet' when they are the ones bankrolling her is more brain damaged than she is +All the wolverine.,*Prays for Venka Prime* +2nd Ammendment literally on ballot in Illinois,Because right now there is no government corruption/tyranny +I must be the only one that liked it for the story mode,"Nope, can confirm that I loved Subspace." +any life build,But then you aren't challenging yourself +"Thanks for the reply, I will see if that fixes the issue","You also might have gummed up mirror foam- it causes the mirror to stick to it sometimes, and is a pretty easy fix Some cameras also don't have instant return mirrors [they are designed to stay up until the film is advanced], but I can't name off the top of my head if there are any 35mm cameras that do that, just something to look for in case this issue arises in the future if you buy any other cameras" +There were tons because they were changing every five hours.,says the person who clearly didn't read his policy papers +"But people don't. We as a society pay for medicaid, medicare, emergency health services. We all pay for others bad choices all the time.",My point is that we shouldn't +"Please, next time you post an article like that, can you please put in the tittle in which country it happened?",Because it's not painfully obvious regardless of which country you're in +"Medicine affecting menstruation, but for how long is it safe? Hey there Reddit, I am a 20 year old female who has been taking an anti-depressive drug called Cymbalta/Duloxetine for a couple of years now. I got some of the very common side effects at first, such as exhaustion and nausea, but they calmed down after about a month and now everything is as it should. Except that it seems to be affecting my period quite a bit by making it much shorter and with way more time in between bleedings. My cycle can be from 30 days to 45, and it's very irregular (I used to keep track of it with an app, but stopped when it couldn't figure out when the next period would start). I rarely feel any pain or any of the regular side effects of having a uterus demonstrating not having a fetus, so all in all they are all very pleasant side effects. I brought this up real quick to a doctor, and he basically only said that it's a somewhat unusual side effect. But now I'm starting to wonder if I should worry that this might have been going on for too long, over a year. Should I go see a doctor about this?",How much do you weigh and how tall are you? +"100% Arizona in the first, 100% Calgary in the second.","Well, hopefully we keep the momentum into the third" +Are you talking PC? I just assumed you were talking Android emulation,"Nope, flawless on an old Galaxy Note 2 even." +Rolling Acres heavily featured in VICE short doc. about Ghost Malls,Can we get specialized license plates in NE Ohio that say The Mecca of Dead Malls? +Intel has access to everything in your computer,"And would also theoretically require that vpn tunnel pass thru be enabled, I would think." +Just imagine if it worked on her q or e? Doesn't matter if it's 30 seconds it would still be tilt inducing.. Now if it worked on her snare I'd be ok with that.,Her E is a snare tho... +human remains embedded in mud at Titanic shipwreck site,"The shoes are still good, someone should save them and wear them" +What time does the debate end? Anyone know?,Actually right now. +"Actually even more in the minority than that since I rounded. It's closer to 0.203%, since there're about 15 million Jews and 7.4 billion people.","But why you guys so rich, jews own half the world" +"OK. I have a Firestick. I have Kodi. I've downloaded mods. I can't seem to find anything in HD let alone UHD. If I do manage to find something, it is always half way through the show/movie. Am I doing something wrong or is that just how they work?","Honestly, you're going to have a hard time with UHD/1080p with the Stick, just not enough power." +Looking for NA Maid Code,I believe they are past their expiration date now. +Look at this table that I just tabled,WHen I say POOT +Based hot nurse!,I got that super based! +"The game, and the developers who worked on it should have their names stricken from all records. Let history forget them all. No legacy. It is worse than death knowing no one will ever remember you",Or..or we all remember so when the next sean Murray comes out crying out of ea we kick him to the curve before he gets the chance to talk. +"GJ at only 8% in NM. Son of a whore, so much for 5",fuck off with the gary johnson shit seriously it's not the time for your precious meme candidate the fucking country is dying +"OFFICIAL ELECTION NIGHT PRE-GAME THREAD! GET IN HERE, CENTIPEDES! #TODAY WE MAKE HISTORY! --- ###ARE YOU READY FOR THIS? The first polls are closing shortly! ###Let's get HYPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!",PSA: If Florida is within 0.5%; Automatic Recounts Take Place +"maybe they're just taunting them for. this is what inexperienced card players do when they have a royal flush and they know their opponents have a couple of 2's, they get cocky, and the neckbeard running their twitter just feels full of himself tonight, ignore it and keep digging",why did you copy and paste this comment in multiple threads expressing concern over the change in wikileaks? +And aluminum back instead of plastics,That might prevent wireless charging though. +An empty doritos bag works just as well.,Family Size +Get your head out of your ass. What an uniformed thing to say or think. Jesus christ,I think he forgot the +Bazemore with the clutch block on Westbrook,Looks like he got all ball to me +Take a power nap and some Ginko Biloba. It's going to be tough keeping up with the stamina of that 70 year old.,Up vote for power naps +Can they just stop writing articles like this? Article like this only helps anti-Ahok ppl tbh,Dude what? +WHATS YOUR FAVORITE UNIT? All units before zenia omni,My flair. +How often have you been called Jake the one eyed trouser snake?,"Never, I only got called Jake The Snake in my younger years." +"Garry's Mod is 10 years old today! To celebrate, let's talk about our most nostalgic moments from enjoying this one-of-a-kind game. I'm celebrating by playing the Half Life games again and then jumping into Gmod for some TTT",Happy Birthday! +Wooooo Hooo Go Michigan,I already texted my boss and told him I was leaving at ten on Monday. +"Mine's called living. Not tonight man, I'm alive.",Have you tried just ignoring it?? +Leonard Floyd on being called choppy & inconsistent by Vic Fangio: He believes in me as a player & I believe in him as a coach,"You don't want Floyd to be too high on himself, it's important for the coaching staff to stay on the young guys and make them earn it." +holy shit you actually match your laces to you wheels I can't event hate holy fuck you must be pro I can't tear you a new one let's just be friends. holy shit so ballin,FUCK YEA DUDE FUCKIN SHOES ARE PRO MODELS GET ON MY LEVEL YOU WOT M8 I BALL HARDER THAN SHO OULLETTE I RODE TEUTONIA ON A DINGHY +it. Aahh haha ha haha haa haha ha..,let me know what dying alone feels like +I really feel sorry for Bautista leaving the team. I think he helped a lot with the development of the bike. He got bettter and better from one race to another. He also had a great year in 2013 when he was almost in par with Rossi on quite a few races.,Yes like playing bumper bikes with him at mugello. +"Your hobbies? My main hobby is probably doing sports, watching all kinds of different sports, checking out sports news... Basically, it all starts and ends with sports for me. Other than that, maybe reading books, writing, listening to music (different kinds of genres), maybe watching some movies (especially the ones that I have watched in the past; I love to watch movies multiple times), and that is it I think... Oh, and sometimes I would just take my bike and drive around aimlessly for a couple of hours (but that goes into sports section). What about you guys?",No one could ever guess my hobby. +LAK @ TOR - 11/8/16 - Game Day Thread Sorry about that....,I am confused by all the scoring. +Why is PokePheonix in America and PokeEdgeworth in England?,because +You guys think Leighton gets the nod today?,I hope not +"I don't think they can take it! They're at 97% reporting and Trump's up 110,00 votes!",Never underestimate the DNC's ability to pull off 200% voter turnout in key counties. +7.62x39mm AR15,This picture gave me wood. +What's so bad about being a drug lord?,He was a Nacro Terrorist not just a drug lord +This is gorgeous! Can't wait for the stupid comments about privacy and the AC/heating bill. :),"Those 'stupid' comments come from people who've made the mistake of living in places designed for looks, not living." +My 12.5 shorty patrol rifle,Be safe out there! +Why should the tape library be sold to WWE?,"As a fan, so that there's easier access to it." +Donald J. Trump on Twitter - Mexico will pay for the wall!,I want him to tweet WAKE UP HILLAAAARY at 3:30am so badly. +"States' rights to do what, exactly?",Keep millions of Americans locked up in slavery. +Young chicken. There are no chicken imitations.,Canned tuna maybe? +And it's reeeaaaallly quiet.,Until it goes to sleep next to you... +The Pick for Colorado sealed the deal.,Is that what we're christening that play? +Glamourpage 50 SB Offer If you do a search for Glamourpage a 50 SB offer comes up. I just had to fill out the first page and it credited instantly. Hope it works for you!,Thanks but no credit here. +I think you're missing that people are inferring it was not just a honk.,Well whatever he did I'm sure it was worth murdering him +"New Hampshire at 61%? It's been forever guys, what gives? I think Guam already sent in their results via morse code like an hour ago...",probably adding a few votes for hillary here and there +I can honestly say I've never walked up on someone jamming Dream Theatre. To borrow a phrase from someone here it's typically Buttrock or reggae.,Lucky you. +"I think C/D calls Model S *Car of the Century* is very well justified. Personally I don't like any of the Model S versions right now and they are far from the best overall car in the world, but it would be hard to argue there has been a more important car for the industry in the past 15 years. Actually, now thinking about it, maybe the Prius, which is a car I hate, but I absolutely respect what it did for the auto industry and consumer market.","Sure, but the point was that the media isn't out to get Tesla like many here believe" +I need a funny movie suggestion for tonight's hangover on the couch session. has anyone seen anything funny recently? I thought sausage party was shit.,What We Do in the Shadows +"My mom said it was a kinkless hose, I beg to differ.",Kink-shaming is bad +"Hypothetically, you could make it a crime to supply these games to children, the same way that it is illegal to buy alcohol for a minor. The way it is now, it's more of a Heads up to parents than an actual restriction.",You're saying that it would make sense to make it a crime to play an 18+ video game underage JUST because you don't like playing with kids... +"One Armed Boxer? That one isnt included, I would assume, but its a great movie that sets up the protagonist's rivalry with the Master of the Flying Guillotine, if you were to find another way to watch that.","I did find it on Youtube, but I was hoping to view a licensed version." +"Was a typo, sorry. Just running through Reddit quickly while not shooting and waiting my turn lol.",Alright and the that would be 165 shipped? +HQ Image of SPOILERS suit from the next episode,it's funny cause he didnt wear that one for part of the episode +There is no Benghazi! It has been investigated over and over and Hillary was exonerated every single time. They spent millions of dollars trying to prove she did something wrong and they have no evidence at all. Why is that so fucking hard for people to comprehend??,"As secretary of state, clearly she makes miniscule decisions on security at one small embassy in a volatile region instead of leaving it to professionals..." +Carl the Cuck's wife's boyfriend?,carl the cuck's mother's husband +Where is Solo Queue? Where TF is it?,'Member what happened last year? +I'm glad I've found this forum of like-minded people. You're all almost as screwed up in the head as I am.,"If being a patriot means being screwed in the head, if I ever go sane I want you to shoot me in the back of the head twice with a barbell" +What did I do?,"You know exactly what you did, Hans.." +**cHICA! CHICA! oH CHICA!**,***oh toy cHICA OH YEEEEEESS OHHHHHHHHHHHHH*** +Then she shouldn't do all the dodgy stuff! Simple!,But they were just little mistakes! +I had to leave my house after Magnus took a 5 point lead during the 3+2. Is it the bullet section now?,yes it is m8 +Chick Hearn would be sooo proud of this team!,Miss those days -- so many fond memories listening to Laker games on the car radio with my dad. +Has...maybe I'm dreaming. Has r/pol/ waken up?,What happened? +"Except global, doesn't stun, and can instakill someone.",Tooltip too complex :P +Because shes...holding something? I'm not really sure what dots he's trying to connect here.,"She's just holding the loot box, so they didn't make anything extra for it." +"IMMINENT VICTORY THREAD. #THIS IS NOT A DRILL. WE ARE ACTUALLY GOING TO WIN THIS. SJWs, SUCK OUR DICK.",**WE THE WHITE HOUSE NOW** +The shot is focused on the ring,The ring that's never visually in focus? +Support is at the best spot it has ever been. Why change something that is working? Support is balanced has a huge champion pool and good items. Sure the playerbase is small but why change it so more people would play it when it could ruin the pro scene?,"Imo supports are in a really nice spot now but i think items could be better, most of them dont even feel impactful" +I think a cupboard is a pretty dangerous spot to keep a toasted. Just saying you might want to think about not burning your kitchen down.,"You don't have it plugged in while it's in there, of course." +Sexist kid.,W E W L A D E W L A D +Grandstanding. Or just the misguided belief that this won't backfire.,"Or perhaps a rational hope that it will backfire, and the judicial branch will finally impose some restraints on unconstitutional action by the executive branch." +Porn? I think they tried but i haven't noticed any difference...,This guy jacks +"People erroneously call Hillary the modern Democrat version of Nixon. That's entirely false - but Booker fits the bill, I think. Slimy as it gets.",Hmm got any links ? +"You're uninformed. Russia has an extremely shallow economy reliant on oil production. If you haven't noticed, oil prices have dropped and so has Russia's wealth. The only reason China even gives a shit about Russia is because of their oil, but the majority of their money comes from American consumption. Do you think they'll give up the lifeblood of their economy just to buy some shitty oil from Russia?",Over the last edge for Putin's Russia means nukes falling. +"Yea, I can. I was meaning in the future, like if I'm paralyzed or ill. My current issue is a completely different thing. Granted I was 9 beers in at the time.","Might wanna talk to someone mate.. I know its a pain and you probably think you can cope, but you talk about this shit when your sober, your drunken self wont go there.. or if it does, it can help you deal a little better." +"me sorprende que alguien se arriesgara sacar su dron, si esos bichos facilmente salen en 500 dolares",Hay unos baratongos. +We suck but the Browns suck more,I wouldn't call 7-7 suck. +looks like a couple of green rookies to me.,With an extra shade of brown in their pants now. +"Denmark, Danmark, Danish. Danskarna tror de kan smutskasta oss! Upp till kamp och upp till Google Images med deras sanna verkliga natur!",svenskjavlar! +How people aged 18-25 voted in the 2016 US presidential election Source is SurkeyMonkey,le what if blacks/whites/women/old people/young people didn't vote meme. +"Obviously three election cycles aren't conclusive of a long-term pattern, but I'm old enough to see a clear escalation of impassioned voters acting maliciously starting with Obama's election, re-election and this one. It makes me nervous. Regardless of taking a side, if the peaceful exchange of power is questionable, our democracy is at risk. That scares me.",I honestly fear that we will see some sort of a civil war in the United States a decade from now. +"Well, not quite. Evolution can still happen in asexual reproduction, but only through mutation and not from recombination.",If it didn't then we wouldn't have sexual reproduction! +30 years! Did y'all have an event tonight or last season?,We had one for the 81 team tonight. +"Wow, I had no idea Alaska was so big!",it isn't. +"Thats what i was thinking 12 year old me would choose super smash bros melee and i would win by picking fox, 12 year old me loved pichu xD",Fox really isn't that much better until you're good enough to run train on 12 year old you with anyone. +ugh i miss themmm,No backsies! +Do I? When did I say that? Don't put words in my mouth. I didn't vote for him. Keep making assumptions though.,"Well it's not like Jill fucking Stein won the election, did she?" +"A human could have come up with that solution, but by the time a human learns about electronics they have a very ingrained idea that they need to follow conventions and that any deviation is a mistake (and mistakes should be avoided). So they would never try to operate outside the rules like that. These machines usually have none of those inhibitions. There are a lot of schools these days that are working to give this freedom to students as well.","Also, I imagine that it's just a genuinely bad idea to do that ad hoc intra-board RF, as it could be messed up just by someone holding a phone near it and probably wouldn't pass government certification for interference" +Damn I'm suppose to be the master of poor sarcasm execution,i shoulda put a +win98?,Win7 Classic theme. +"What songs/albums have been defining 2016 for you? I remember a similar post to this being posted last year around this time and how much good music I found from it, so I wanted to post something similar in the hopes of getting some discussion going. Also, I might find some new music I didn't catch on release. For example, the albums that define 2015 to me are In Colour and Adventure. Meanwhile I would say the albums defining this year for me have been Junk and Skin. What about everyone else?",Strictly talking about the EDM spectrum in no particular order i would say the following albums: Kaytranada- 99.9% Boys Noize- Mayday Leon Vynehall- Rojus Lone- Levitate Tim Hecker- Love Streams Sepalcure- Folding Time +So there's hope for Obamacare?,Is it a work of significant artistic achievement? +Abra Flee Rate Decreased? I've noticed that the Abras seem catchable now with just a regular pokeball and without any razz berries... that or I've just been extremely lucky so far...,"I had one flee so I guess they must have increased the flee rate to 100% again, right?" +Or just buy the media you consume?,I love that you're being downvoted for telling people to do things legally +"10 spells in one turn to go from 2 to 22 right? So you're running 2x Auctioneer, 2x Prep, 2x Coin I'm assuming? How're you finding the new coin? (Havent had the chance to try it out yet) I'd imagine it'd make your draw inconsistant and just lose games for you reasonably often? Thats my biggest gripe with Rogue so I'm pretty reluctant to make the problem worse.","Yeah I cut down to one almost instantly, i still like 1 tho it just adds a bit of extra cycle" +"Well as much as I don't like the idea... No time travelers have come back and done anything about it. So it can't be all that bad, right?",Perhaps because there's no future to come from? +Call of duty RESKIN?,Ok +"Alright, that doesn't really answer why you would just post that, but at least you have some taste.",because he needs something to cheer him up +"By the looks of this, they aren't losing any of that charm that made the original so fun. Very excited for this. Marvel is going to have a stellar 2017.",interstellar* +Klopp conquers London - Funny caricature from BeIN Sports,need to beat palace and West ham first. +That's one way to look at it. Look harder. I am not a trump supporter but american people are pretty well informed and they are making a statement.,"Nah, 55 million people just all happen to be retarded." +"Yes, they were too consumed by hatred that they have lost sight of what they are really fighting for.","Yeah, did they actually think insulting their political opponents and calling them evil incarnate will win them over Farage, Duterte, and Trump?" +That's some Strange Fruit.,Swingin' in the southern breeze +Unpopular Opinion: I enjoy using First Curse and i get a steady 15-20 kills a game with it and stay possitive.,Ok good for you. +why am I enjoying this game so much,Cause fuck Man United? +There are a lot of under-educated white people in the US and they're all allowed to vote.,They were forced into a loose loose election by having to choose between a clown and a criminal. +wew lad.,"Top kek, top kek." +Hillary just makes her outfits out of the hotel room bedding.,More like the curtains from the Lincoln bedroom that she stole after she and Slick Willy left the White House in his term. +Is there any legal cut-off point at which the election has to be repeated?,About the only counter-measure to low voter turnout i know is compulsory voting like in Luxembourg or Brazil. +itt: edgy redditors predict end of the world like every other election,This time is different though. +Cities which cost way more to live in,commute then lol +"Looking good, bro","Yeah, not really" +"Hey look, it's you'r bast friend",Bast friends until the very end. +"To be fair, the man does support gun ownership. Hillary would have tried to slash that one quick. I can at least build a bunker and arm it.","Yea, I am also quite confident that gun ownership will make a huge difference in the quality of life you will have in the next years.." +How To Solo Rush A Point,That hip fire 0.0 +ruim 160 nieuwe dier en plantsoorten ontdekt in zuidoost azie,Alsof die dieren er opeens 'bij' zijn gekomen.. +Someone's a little confused what a Republic is.,This is why the US used to have a eugenics program. +A lot Muslims and Middle Eastern actually voted Trump,lol No. +"Nah that's what humans do. I use an event driven loop, extremely efficient!","Yeah, it's only extremely efficient because Google bothered to optimize V8." +What is the stupidest thing you've been banned over?,I called someone a dumb fuck on Club Penguin when I was 9. +Australia's first openly gay Aboriginal MP delivers maiden speech,So many oppression points! +Govt owned media like RT and SANA pr Press TV and Farsnews,sure but topics get tagged as proRussia often for other sources than RT (and for other mentioned countries too) while western sources newer get tags proUSA or proUK etc - I presume that was OPs reason for opening this topic. +hopefully trump can deport narcissa. anyone agree?,Why would he want to deport the most talented and unique US citizen in history? +Figured the results of the election would make Facebook great again...,I love how anyone people don't like are the antichrist +Dean (Iksar) Wants to know what you want from HS in 2017!,This subreddit gives complaints about consistency and ranked and balance and the ladder and event timing and tavern brawl repetition and Iksar feels the need to *ask for our input*? +Something's wrong with the lighting. Am I the only one feeling it?,Dodged and burned poorly. +...with words. Tell her with words.,Hey now let's not expect this guy to use the English language +I turned Conor McGregor into a Super Saiyan during his legendary combo against Eddie Alvarez,Exceeded expectations. +"Thing is, a hand is functional, useful every day. Going without it will certainly have an extremely negative impact on the rest of your life. Chemical castration, however... isn't that more like hormone suppressants or something? If all someone loses is their sex drive, and that person is sexually attracted to minors *and* they cannot control themselves... is it really all that bad?","Well, you can ask Alan Turing about that." +Fallout 4 Priorities,There aren't even any building around... +Yes. A ton of people use Q and E for abilities. Personally I also use Z X C and V for abilities and I moved my character panel to h,"I use Z, X, C, V, B, R, F and i have character panel on H because I got used to it when playing GW2." +I feel like this scene isn't appreciated enough,Love how his footsteps line up with the beats of the music +Didnt the daughter smoke weed. And michelles resting bitch face cmon,What the hell does Michelle's face have to do with anything? +"What is the ultimate edge you can imagine? I got one: Character cosplaying Artorias wielding Carthus Curved Sword with Carthus Rouge, Legion Armour, Fallen Knight helm and a parry shield while gesturing point down then quiet resolve slow walk away after beating you in a gank squad, turning around and tossing a dung pie. Can anyone top that?",A hacker who teleported behind me and backstabbed me with the name Nothing personell +When you get FGT Ichigo.,I wouldn't know. +"As an American with Israeli family by marriage, thank you for remembering that their votes should matter too!",And reminding me to pick up my absentee ballot in the very near future +Some dude told me a rug can do that too.,You're the best. +Ferrari 458 Italia Matte Black,"The red horse was a nice touch, i with they kept that for the wheels and side badge too" +Indian child star of new movie Lion 'denied US visa to attend premiere',He could be the poisoned Skittle. +"Better yet, back in the 60's you didn't have to deal with anyone who had a different skin color.",MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. +"Yes, dozens of times.",Dozens! +Hahaha forever hanzolone,"Remember, ~~Han~~ Hanzo shot ~~first~~ alone" +Oh wow! The lemonade and iced tea guy.,#Triiiiiiiggered +The problem is he isn't.,He was born as troll but raised as human. +Take solace in the fact that Trump has literally never made a mistake as an elected or appointed official in public office.,"That's the reason why he was able to spin Crooked Hillary so easily... no one was reporting all the dirt on his as a businessman, because no one was listening to the fact that that speaks to his very questionable character, they just saw well he's not a crooked politician... nope, just a crooked CEO, who I'm *sure* has the peon's interests at heart, just like he's shown so many times in the past." +"why bother loaning Schneiderlin, he isn't going to improve, either keep or get rid",So he can showcase his worth and bring the price up in the summer +He will never admit it.,Well it took him forever to forgive Beverley and he did. +"On the plus side, it is called the Wang Theater.",Can't wait to see the meme machine. +"Trump is honest, he exposed crooked hillary and rigged elections, he exposed mexicans who want to rob and rape everybody, he exposed doctors who make abortions in moment of birth, and he exposed global warming hoax that Chinese made up. Where else do you find such honest president?",you forgot to add +Things are looking great if you're a poorly educated straight white male. Everyone else might see things differently.,Everything is fucked get to your bomb shelte. +Game Thread: Fuck Billy King vs. Fuck Billy King Fuck Billy King.,It's never easy. +That's from 2013. Not that it's that much better.,"True, but i believe the reason qualcomm doesn't want to give nougat to older flagships is because of the gpu compatibility issue, the thing is both of the snapdragon 800 and the 801 use the adreno 330 so in this cases the nexus 5 is relevant" +"Yeah, I'd be curious about both B12 and iron. Also worth noting rice, corn, and wheat aren't good protein sources and shouldn't be compared to meat for nutritional value.",Beeeeeeeeanz +What scares the ever loving shit out of you?,Having angry strangers talk to me. +Best news of the day!,Not as exciting as Donald trump winning the election! +"Nell Tiger Free. Yes, she's 16. Yes, I'm 24. Yes, I would like to ram her asshole.",Your Reddit activity will now be watched for saying that +"To be fair, the first black (major) presidential candidate was running in those years. I would imagine that brought out many black who don't normally vote and I guess that it's those blacks who stayed home.","To be fair, how would the black electorate have responded if they knew the truth about Bernie's civil rights work instead of being smeared (rather artfully) by HRC surrogates?" +"Good Morning, 1952",How is this relevant to Cleveland? +Top Kek,"Fuck the Wasington post, owned by slimy Bezos (Who backed Clinton heavily, yet still lost)." +Spanish citizenship Whatever became of the whole path to citizenship if you could prove Jewish ancestry? Did that just become something with a long screening process that people didn't bother with or is it something currently implemented? Most articles I find are a few years old with nothing new to report. How would an American with Colombian parents go forth with getting Spanish citizenship? Asking for a friend...,"Lo siento, estamos construyendo un muro para contener el flujo." +JB on the podium almost brings a tear to my eye I miss it so much :(,It's been a little less than a year since JB and Nando have been up there... What's the issue ? +Philippines' Rodrigo Duterte: I regret calling Obama that name,Chat shit get banged +To bad it only ever preaches to the choir.,"I'm trying to use it as much as i can to either teach liberals, or destroy reactionaires." +"Nos van a envidiar a nuestro presidente, pendejo pero sin iniciativa.",Oye EPN predijo el resultado mejor que todos los analistas +Did you see the two haitch faces at Gameday?,"No :( I didn't see gameday, gonna have to look it up" +California loves weed and hates guns.,Put that 12 gauge down a take a hit. +It's a trap dont click it,It's a trap click it +"Have you, like, listened to your boss? At all?",I imagine every time she tries to she's likely overcome by a debilitating nosebleed and acute tinitinitis +"Ninja Scroll is the only one I really remember being fantastic. I was probably too young to be watching it at the time, but I loved it. I have to check out Akira too. I always see everyone commenting about how great it is.",The Fist of the North Star and Vampire Hunter D movies were my first introductions to anime (thank you summer late night Sci-Fi Channel anime showings!!) +The Democrats have just won the most presidential votes for the sixth race out of seven.,"Because a piece of dirt in Wyoming is as important as 3,000 voters in California." +"Well, Strictly does care about race in some cases. For instance, if you have two identical creatures, one which is a merfolk and one which is an actual fish, it's probably fair to say the merfolk is strictly better since there's just so much more tribal support. For cases like elf and goblin it's more difficult to argue, but goblin and lizard? The goblin is definitely strictly better.",That's not how R&D counts it but you make a pragmatic point. +"About a tenth of the time when I click a Pokemon, the game freezes and I'm forced to restart. Yeah, just thought I'd report this bug here and see if it's anyone else.",If I had a nickle for every time someone with a phone under the recommended requirements called a memory crash a bug I could buy them all new phones. +"lol, no. Trump voter. No one likes SJWs. End the age of superficial vanity 'intellectualism'.","Yes, let's bash the educated because that would make our country better." +Shazam to Muffin lightning for a top 5 NA team,"Wouldn't surprise me, he always does well on teams like that (Denial, Tempo Storm, Conquest)." +it's like she's always with you...,Watching over you. +I have a hate one that I can share as well. Will make it a post on a when did apartheid stop making sense to you thread as per another comment here.,Dude I grew up at the tail end of Apartheid and even I have stories which would make you die inside a little. +"I love these restartless patches! The way i read this is Get home from work, update 40mb for 30min to patch something you wont ever notice","If you're using the Steam version, stop using it." +You didn't answer my question. Try again or get blocked.,"Two steps ahead of you, racist." +"Just as a heads up, since your posting and my viewing of this video, it has been taken down from YouTube. I have already notified the Louder with Crowder group and wanted to make you aware that they are being censored.",Whoa wtf? +"Hmmm, well if that is the case... Not really feasible to stop all the spawns then, since not enough NPCS to spread across the bridge.","I believe walls also prevent spawns (in most but not all cases), so you might get something by *blocking out the sun*." +I made a friend while playing pokemon go,It's fucking Percival! +HIGH QUALITY ARTICLE WITH THOUGHTFUL POLITICAL INSIGHT,That cunt must be having a *red day*. +Willst uns ja doch nur doxxen,"Verdammt, Plan erkannt ;)" +Hillary Clinton had concession speech ready... but was too upset to give it,Her not giving a speech to her supporters last night should speak volumes about her character. +4chan is launching Operation Google,Google stole my bike! +i still have no idea what movie is this,The one with that Indian star that got its visa denied +You should have seen everyone's face while I was running.,Soon enough that will be a theme marathon. +Isn't it really the cutest penis ever?,Adorbs. +Will they let you wear that?,"I rang them up, it should be ok." +It will be pretty. You will get nice apartments cheap,assuming that public dollars aren't being used to subsidize +"These small events will cause panic, people will avoid touching notes as if the notes have some contagious disease.","EDIT : Update, they are allowing the notes to be accepted till tomorrow, but with a rider - this money cannot be refunded, and max upto 3000 (Though why would anyone want to deposit 3K is beyond me - since 45 trip pass is 950 INR)" +Political Satanists - who are you voting for Nov. 8?,Giant Meteor has a compelling platform. +"Ah, I wondered who would stoop first.",**salute** +Your drug war Do people really think that killing drug dealers and addicts is going to stop political corruption which is the reason for rampant poverty and drug use? I don't understand this.,The fact that people think all of it is correlated is also a headscratcher. +What's yours? My comment isn't at all about Trumps IQ.. it relates to the people who think voting for him was a good idea.,Or the people who think Trump's is 156 +i thought it was 10,Thought it was 9. +"Maybe they've tied the moral/money issue so tightly together for so long now that you can only be moral by having money. I'm making this shit up, but who knows.",Made up sounds more believable than what is probably happening in actuality. +Fun fact for 31 fanbases.,I mean the Eagles and Cardinals fans probably don't love it either. +"Awesome, when I get it in the mail I'll measure it, thank you!",No problem. +IBM is up to something...,Melbourne FTW! +I wonder if the fact that I often laugh at what happens in CK2 means I'm into dark humor then,Dark humor is half of the enjoyment of CK II +"Or intimidated apples, or apples worried about providing for their little baby apples. Don't be too hard on people. And to clarify, I'm not talking about somebody who witnesses this and doesn't say anything to stop it; that would be inexcusable and being an accessory and I'm guessing a judge would agree. I'm talking about somebody who knows more or less that some guys are pieces of shit but doesn't make a point of confronting them.","Intimidated or not, stop making excuses for people like that it's disgusting." +Donate blood instead! Works great.,If you do it immediately afterwards yeah but apparently alcoholics do this and then go and try and down a fifth and a lot of them end up back at the hospital because they got alcohol poisoning from their blood being thinned out +Just the original question.,That's why it has so many upvotes.. +I think you spelled money wrong,Soul=/=money +"CNN is so going to attack Wallace after this debate is done, isn't it.","Liberal here, I think he's done an incredible job so far." +"Yup, the arrogant, tone-deaf, primary-rigging Democratic Party brought us to this moment, which they and the Clintons considered unthinkable: President-Elect Donald Trump. And took down a lot of good state Dems with them. Maybe they'll be regretting their end-run around campaign finance regs of rerouting funds raised for down-ballot Ds right back to the Hillary Victory Fund. Quite a victory, y'all. Thanks ever so. We won't forget, though I'm confident you will.",Beyonce doesnt come cheap! +"This is Rocco, aged just 9 weeks, and he is about the size of a small bag of sugar.",He *is* a small bag of sugar :3 +"Yes he does and it was rather annoying. He's settled down a lot now and it's more enjoyable to listen to him, he is very knowledgeable once he shuts up long enough to think about what he's saying.",Except when he's declaring everything the dodgers do is shit or illegal and openly rooting for the Nats on a national broadcast we all have to listen to... +Romney says he had 'far-reaching' conversation with Trump,"When you know zero about something, every conversation is far reaching" +"tomorrow Trump: Me and Pence haven't spoken in about it, crooked Hillary rigged the election",He's already tweeted that +That sounds like a shifty house,Sounds like a foundation with some burnt beams on top of it with an acre of land. +Meanwhile on the subway,Glad to see Linux finally getting some attention. +You both need to put down that shovel you keep mentioning.,Thanks for your insightful contribution. +"Honestly, I think this guy is an idiot.",Agreed. +What are your thoughts on Noam Chomsky?,"I broadly agree with a lot of things people here already said, but I would like to add that I admire his stance of free speech." +Two Deaf Women Go At It After Sign Language Argument! Lots of weird noises in,I thought they were just flipping gang signs. +"If it gets rolled back, it'll lead to a *fierce* backlash that will have it getting rolled right forward again, and with massive collateral political damage to Republicans. They're going to dangle the carrot to their base for votes but they aren't going to deliver. And politically there's not a viable mechanism in place, legislatively or judicially, to roll back gay marriage.",There is CERTAINLY a viable mechanism in place judicially... The Supreme Court absolutely can overturn it's own decision if someone challenges their previous ruling in a lesser court and has their case elevated to the SC. +Faker has a iPhone because he can't get a Samsung,"What's funny is you probably said that as a joke, but you're probably not wrong." +Simmonds just scored because I'm here wearing this shirt. PARTY ON WAYNE.,I want that shirt hahaha +What do you think about most on a daily basis?,bae. +I nominate McCree for supreme court because justice aint gonna dispense itself,I second this motion. +emblem? Can it go on my tunks or did I miss something. Its fun as hell to pick up all the buffs and have a ~3 second reload in my E5 though,"Meant medal, sry" +Absolutely. This feels like a step backwards....,Like America +Sanders Campaign Has 'Nothing Polite' To Say About Election Results,"The DNC is going to start listening to him now, right?" +I read that quickly as 'Hitler in the House' haha,"Heil honey, I'm home!" +"Blockchain is like the Internet, we need to come up with an 'Intranet' name for private 'blockchains' to stop people calling those things blockchains",Mockchain +"OP are you taking request, I love to see my favorite boss the Anor Londo ARchers.",Sure I'll see what I can scribble tomorrow +What genre?,Of Life +"We should take to the streets, riot, and bash the fash.","Personally, I'm going to be grabbing a few girls by the pussy." +Thoughts and prayers from France.,Thanks based french folks +"Eh, better than Clinton, I think.",Fuck you for having an opinion different from mine... +It does not unfortunately. Intel held to Moore's law for so long as a marketing gimmick. It wasn't actually scientific fact. Intel no longer cares because it's basically impossible at this point to keep up at that rate.,"well there are 2 sides to moore's law, and that is the cost to manufacture electronics will double roughly every 18 months" +Well don't leave us in suspense! Did you open it? What was inside?,dark kermit meme: open it! +"And I live in Indiana, known for its warm climate, beach front property, and HIV epidemic.",illinois... probably working on the hiv epidemic to keep up with the joneses +Fuck PC,Sorry you're too poor for one +your bigotry is showing,"Oh dear, I didn't realize I forgot to zip." +"We also kill stuff that doesn't even want to fight, like in the Beachzone that just want to party.",Or the Bridge Guardian! +No. Nerf everything else.,Yes +Does this mean there's military loot on the East side now?,probably not. +"Cubs will look in-house for next season's closer, rather than pay big for Chapman.",Is Papelbon still available? +Glad I am not the only one who was thinking of this song...,Give it a lick. +I can't eat a tree either.,But you can breathe the oxygen they create. +"The last thing you bought was involved in your death, how did you die?",I brought an 8th of weed..WHAT HAPPENED TO MEeeeeee! +"Like my man himself said: All will be well. In fact, I've got an America-themed Flash t-shirt that would be perfect today I think Also, let's not get political: a sentence Marvel writers will most definitely NOT being saying for the next four years. How exciting.","Yes, America is longing for an even MORE biased media!" +I understand that as a campaign manager you are supposed to carry water for your candidate.................but to go as far as Conway is going right now is just sad.,"I jcan just hear her now saying Well, he kept the buses running on time." +And what do you think all the nonmetal fans think?,My music tastes are inferior +Incredibly generous woman is paying for all adoptions from a Sacramento animal shelter so they can have homes by Christmas,"I love me some puppers, but maybe a scholarship foundation would be a better use of funds." +I think you may be confused about the point of all this. Better yourself as a person and the quality of women you pull in will improve. It is not about temporarily pretending to be something you are not in an attempt to get laid.,"Can you add to clarity, instead of adding to the alleged confusion?" +The Trouble With The Electoral College,"This is an issue, but the more pressing issue is the terrible primary system that let Trump and Hillary, two of the worst candidates we've seen in a long time, become the only options." +Having a team that consists of 25 people and being able to produce this quality of game *AND* frequently update to provide balances/new content is **R E M A R K A B L E** SLS has impressed me and won my ~~credit card number~~ support,"Funny how such a small team has managed to make the most impressive and polished Early Access game I think I've ever seen, yet you see huge teams with massive budgets making unfinished/unplayable games that never get any updates." +"Riot missed out on a good opportunity with Yorick. So the rework is now live but and it's going to be hard getting used to the new one after playing the old one for so long. However, I feel like Riot could make a homage to the old Yorick by using that lamp he carried around on his back as a new ward skin. It makes sense if you think about it.",I'd totally use that over my long loved Season 3 Championship ward +Best Monstercat Releases (Songs Name/Artist),I don't have any songs on Monstercat so none +How President Trump could use the White House to enrich himself and his family,"If we ever crawl out of this swirling fascist black hole, I hope the administration creates new laws like, requiring tax returns to run for high office, and make blind trusts MANDATORY." +Yes it is and what's almost as bad as the Russian hacking is the corporate media's trying to BURY this story.,"They're having a lot of help from trolls, shills and some real people who are really stupid." +And Spez deported hundreds of the most toxic users. OUT OUT OUT,They've created a new sub - r/mr_trump Filter that shit too +And that healthy people die every day?,"It's a good thing marijuana is legal and cures everything, including getting hit by a drunk driver which is unpredictable and never happens to anyone ever." +Time to trade in those console games and equipment!,So does it mean you get 20% more from the 100$ card (aka you get 120$ instead) or does it mean you get 20% more from your sale +That's one hell of a link,git-r-done +Fox Business host Lou Dobbs tweets phone number and address of Donald Trump sexual assault accuser,This fills me with so much rage that I don't even know how to rationally respond without mention of sharp objects and deep holes. +"Honestly, some champions like Kindred, Azir, Aatrox, and probably the biggest offender being Urgot are fine. Their dedicated players are doing tremendously well, and statements about them being bad are either by people that aren't experienced with them, people who haven't tried new build paths or items, or a mix of both. At this point saying they are bad is more of a meme than actual truth, and it blinds many people's outlook. Now I will say, Kalista and Mordekaiser DO need help, but not because of overnerfs, but more because of them having so many bugs they often cease to function correctly.","Morde Jungle/Top can work pretty well with the right teamcomp and I totally agree that Kindred is fine solo carried a game a few days ago Kindred can snowball incredibly hard and IMO its ok that you need to take risks to get ahead although her early isnt as dominant anymore, before she got nerfed constantly her early gane was way to strong" +"Can we get some exposure for the crashing thats been happening since the new patch on all platforms? This should be trending, the patch broke the remaster. Crashing is extremely common since this patch. They said they are looking into it, but we should have better communication than that.",Are they Sean Murray'ing us? +Depends how you define laying off. More like disappear.,They're being laid off from life. +Sorry for late response. Maybe around 12k bells. That ok?,Yeah for sure +"I have a friend in Mexico who says people in her area treat her differently just because she's originally from America and we have Trump right now. But what do you expect, he treats them (and everyone else, for that matter) like lesser beings.","Yes, because the answer to bias and discrimination is certainly more of it." +Whoosh...,"In his defense, nothing about this post seemed satirical to me, never assume people catch your sarcasm, always add the" +Money can be exchanged for goods and services.,Woo hoo! +She wasn't nearly as good in bed as her friend was.,That's some shit you use when you break up as a Hail Mary +Is Gina Rinehart helping Cory Bernardi set up a Donald Trump-inspired political party? | The West Australian,I wonder who would be nominated as the Resource Minister? +"You should really wait to find out the whole story before rushing to judgment. I lived in Santa Monica for 5 years, and was threatened by several homeless people, sometimes with knives. There is a huge problem there with mentally unstable people, and sometimes the safest course of action for the police in order to protect themselves and others around them is to shoot the suspect to prevent them from harming others. Attitudes like yours are going to cause a civil war in this country, and you'll be on the losing side.",You seem to be confused about the number of armed citizens versus the number of police officers. +ouchhh,Was this a lesbian relationship? +Mobile QB What is a good Mobile with good accuracy? I'm looking for an elite QB with a budget at 75k.,Honestly mobile qbs are overrated but if you insist... Your best choices are cam newton base or christian ponder. +"i played two games before rage quitting. bombers are now unusable, way too vulnerable and fragile. can't fucking get a single run in without a fighter strafing once and putting me at 20 health and i never have time to repair.",Good. +Something something neutrality is on the side of the oppressor,Neutrality privilege? +"Living in northern Indiana, I'm more interested in a Canadian wall to keep out the wind and snow.",And to keep them snow Mexicans out. +"PBS anchor Gwen Ifill, died at 61","2016, just stop, please." +"You joke, but you're not far off. In a public Facebook discussion, I once confronted my fundamentalist former preacher uncle about why it was acceptable that the Israelites were commanded by God to kill gays. He PMed me to tell me that those were special circumstances because God had to protect his Israelite children in that vulnerable time. So as long as God says it's cool, you can kill gay people... Or support a megalomaniacal crazy person in his bid for the most powerful position on earth.","Curious how that all-powerful, all-seeing god couldn't come up with a nonviolent solution." +10.0.0.0/8? Hahhahahahahahaaha. What the actual fuck.,Must be fun when one of them has to VPN to another site that uses a 10.x.x.x IP. +Do not EVER disrespect your dominator!!!,holy fuck that guys pecs have gotten messed up! +"*Our question to you centipede* | **What is CNN doing inside of your household? (as of about 25-30 days ago) It is currently under quarantine and under investigation for telling 100% fabricated lie after lie to smear a candidate for the Highest office in the land and is using their platform to push a dangerous agenda that promotes bigotry, racism, misogynist, homophobia and Islamophobia?!?** There is an unofficial official boycott against these things on your television.",Know thy enemy's weakness and strike them at the heart. +"Rockies looking for pitching, willing to deal Blackmon I know everyone has a hard on for JBJ but would anyone be willing to trade maybe Pomeranz and JBJ for someone like Blackmon?",Hell no +Oh...,How I feel about this is: Argh! +Feminist destroys LinkedIn creep,To be fair he *did* call her hunni That'll set just about anyone off +Ahhhh good ole butt stuff.,Apparently it's the most flavorful part of the penguin. +There are infinite Ricks tho,Is this cuck rick? +"Which ROBLOX games have the best storyline and/or lore? Not too many of these games out there on ROBLOX I notice, even though the ones that exist already are relatively well-done. I like to write scripts for movies and games and such, so I'm sure it'd be fun writing for a project like that. Anyways, what are some of the best story-based games on ROBLOX you can think of?",survive the disasters and every single cart ride game +"Ugh, Fr. Pavone. I heard many things about him in the past that really soured my thoughts on him. Not surprised by this shenanigan at all.","Yeah, those pesky preists standing up for life should be silenced." +Mostly normal shit all around except every time she had an orgasm she would yell out some weird question. Couple I remember... * What is your dad's middle name? * What is your mom's maiden name? * What time where you born? Stuff like that. I actually stopped doing what I was doing(usually going down on her) long enough to answer the first few times. Then I found out soon that she had no recollection of asking me this shit and was wondering why I would stop and say some random shit like george or 8pm I think I miss her boobs.,Terets? +"You mean like Peter Thiel, an openly gay man?","Lol, talk about identity politics" +That J. Cole went double platinum with no features.,nah he featured George W Bush in No Role Modelz +Joey Bada$$ - Black Beetles,That girl is a real crowd pleaser +"If you are feeling upset and want to talk, please come over and contact us at r/INeedToTalkToSomeone We would be happy to listen! :)",Is this real life? +"You want turnout?? Give the fucking people someone they WANT to vote for, not someone they feel they HAVE to vote for. Only thing your numbers prove is people are less and less excited about each democratic candidate. I wouldn't even be surprised if Obamas run was pre-determined by the DNC. Why would people vote if they feel their voice doesn't count?",We need a liberal Hitler! +What gives you this impression? Genuinely curious. Humility is not something I ever got from him.,*Wooosh* I believe he dropped an +Mockingbird was the source of the example quote. I can't remember names so I don't remember the others,Femthor? +I think that's exactly what they want,"Yeah, how else are they going to have an excuse to loot stores and attack white people?" +"Nader voters voted for the person who represented their views the best, doing otherwise is the real sin.",And then got the guy that represented their views the least the presidency. +I have never in my life wanted to lick a wound.,don't worry natural selection should kick in soon +Mouse Silence Is there any way I can silence my mouse clicking or at least lower the sound without taking it apart?,Put some superglue in between the button and what's under the button +I can't understand half the shit on reddit because everything is an acronym now.,ELI5 on ELI5 pls +4.47 million people want the Electoral College to select the obviously-qualified candidate (and popular vote winner) over the reality show star. Who wants to see the petition hit 4.5 million?,Who wants to see nothing happen? +Cris Carter on why Jared Goff isn't playing: The guys know he can't play...They messed this pick up.,I remember when Aaron Rodgers came into the league and the Packers didn't start him because he's a bad QB. +8k befitting the 8 pos player,That doesn't make sense there is only 5 players on a team. +"Rs 4 Lakh In Fake 2,000 Rupee Notes Seized In Odisha, 1 Arrested",They probably caught him using the new GPS chips installed +Its not a stereotypical western marriage.,"Not anymore, but it's traditional marriage pretty much universally." +Does this surprise anyone at this point?,"Not really surprised, but appreciate the confirmation from wikileaks." +"Is this where I become the stereotypical reddit dick and come in with a Well *actually*? Not low IQ, got the tests done, am actually above average but would rather not be that dick posting their exact score.",IQ tests are rigged +How did you destroy me?,# ;) +"Would an animated guardian with the unique shield trolltimber, gain the life leech from totems.. (and/or grant them increased aoe)","No, those effects would only apply to totems placed by your guardian, which it can't do." +"I'm no teacher, but last night my little brother told us not to vote for Hillary because she eats babies. Everyone lol'd. He also joked about how he is voting for trump.",You may want to report your parents for child abuse. +Mercedes-Benz AMG will enter 2017 IMSA with at least three GT3 cars,Holy shit I never realized how awesome the AMG looks in white...brb gonna edit my iRacing skin... +Big12 Power Rankings: West Virginia is #1,So far this season WVU has won more games in Morgantown than the rest of the cfb combined. +Or you know they were practically starving for cash and the sanctions on Iran is what brought them to the table anyway,Because you definitely want a country with a nuclear program backed into a corner. +Looks better in it than your wife.,That's...kinda gay.. +Trump says he's sold his stock to avoid conflicts. He should prove it.,"He is lying, and because of that he won't provide proof." +Private Prison Stocks Are Surging After Trump's Win,Gee staying at home and those protest votes are really paying off! +We're all pretty shocked. No one could have forseen this outcome.,I'm really hoping you just forgot your +"Moana. Fantastic Beasts is good but Moana is just incredible (to look at, has some fun songs to boot).","The songs grow on you too, wasn't too impressed until a few days later when I found myself humming You're Welcome" +"Redditors who are not professional quote makers, what is your favorite quote that you yourself came up with?",You won't steal our quotes that easy ~me +"There are land-locked dungeon crawls in this path. The earliest one is semi-aquatic, but I could see this race being a serious problem especially in module 4. Why not be a gillman? Same basic flavor but capable of moving around just fine on land.","By the time Module 4 rolls around, which is the only section that, mechanically, would challenge a merfolk's aquaticness, the party should have enough magic and magic items to help facilitate the land-going fun times." +"Hindi newsworthy yan! Balik sa kwento nung tuhod ples.. I kennat.. Kappa Srsly tho, take my upvote good ser..","A womans knees is more important than these people, so please shut up." +Australia's first Federal cabinet under Prime Minister Edmund Barton. 1901,LOOK AT ALL THOSE FUCKING WHITE PRIVILEGED M*N WHERE ARE ALL THE GAY MUSLIM TRANSGENDERED WOMEN! +"This is what gets me. Apparently everyone is racist, yet when Obama won there was no protests or fuck black people posting everywhere. Yet here we are. Not only protests, but Ive seen SO many fuck white people posts all over the place.",Don't you know it doesn't count as racism if it's against white people? +"Milk that usually comes in cardboard containers and doesnr need to be stored in a fridge till opened. Things like almond,soy,coconut, oat milk and treated cows milk.","Oh gotcha, but I'm assuming once opened you have about a week to finish it?" +**SCHLONGED**,Bigly +Happy Hardcore and Gabber House were probably the goofiest genres I ever heard. It's so nuts.,I don't know about my goofiest genres I've ever heard but some variations of future bass can get weird +"My parents adopted a black lab two years ago from the shelter. He was an owner surrender. When they brought him home he started acting very aggressive and standoffish. Turns out he had been very badly abused. :( well my parents had another dog and were worried for her safety. They couldn't pet this new dog and he was so unpredictable. They considered bringing him back but knew that if they did the shelter would put him down. After a lot of discussion they decided they just couldn't do that to him. Months of taking him to the dog park, playing fetch which he LOVES, and countless treats finally won him over. He still freaks out if you get too close when he's sleeping and he doesn't like strangers but we can finally see a normal happy dog most of the time. My parents saved his life, someone else surely would have given him back.","aww that was nice of your parents, need more people willing to care for rescues and adoptees in this world" +Actually micron RAM is worse and OCS worse,"Micron RAM runs at it's rated speed just as well as everyone else, overclocking is never guaranteed." +A coalition of 21 states is suing the U.S. Department of Labor over a new rule that would make more higher-earning workers eligible for overtime pay,Fuck all of these states. +First successful presidential campaign run by a woman. First president to raise the LGBT flag. First immigrant First Lady. Why aren't Dems celebrating? Trump's campaign is HISTORIC!,Obviously successful means winning +This is stupid. The dog is already sitting on mud and probably doesn't give a fuck about getting wet.,Kid probably doesn't want to smell wet dog all day +"Absolutely... I mean, you can really point to a lot of things, especially the war on drugs.. not just crack.","True, but the minimum sentencing that The Clintons put in place was a leading cause of the race disparity in prisons, and that's ironic because BLM are largely Clinton supporters." +it's a lot better than her saying You're not qualified for the job and you should stop dreaming,"Yea, that's for his interviewer to say." +"As an Environmental Science student soon to graduate, I can tell you most of my classmates looked like their dog had been shot today. Goodbye any possible government job prospects for the next four years, I never even knew you.",On the bright side if he destroys the environment your field will be in high demand? +A note that Donald posted on Instagram in 2013 not long after leaving community. Crazy how the opposite of almost all his fears happened since he posted this. Hopefully he doesn't feel this way anymore and has found serenity.,I'm still holding out hope that he's actually tyrese. +Five presidents in one picture,"They are all corrupt criminals that should be in prison, except maybe Carter." +"No they don't, but their demands are equally insane/retarded",What specifically about their demands is insane/retarded? +Tbh I don't think you needed to translate that. It was a cognate,just for precaution. +That nickname never worked. It made it sound more like Good ole Uncle Bernie with his wacky hair than a mental illness.,It's Grandpa Bernie dammit! +"Get your knife, off my back","Get your back, off my knife" +Same.,same. +She's definitely JRHNBR.,JRHNBR? +I'm really worried about the value of my chocolate coins.,"The Maya peoples used to use Cacao as a form of currency, they valued it more than gold apparently." +"i got placed in gold and pretty quickly got plat just a few games, then after i solo qued some i got diamond and that was my goal for this season so im really happy! :)",Downvoted because you're better than me! +"Death of a dynasty that was rotten to its core: After 40 years of sex, lies and scandals, the Clintons are to leave public life beset by a crushing humiliation","Another fair and balanced piece from the Daily Mail, I guess that they're taking a break from hiding in the bushes outside Prince Harry's house." +That you are a troll.,Yeah because the truth is trolling. +Would You Buy an Android Phone With No Headphone Jack?,Don't think so +Whether its december or january is actually a pretty big deal as a january set will be in standard nearly a full year longer.,"That's why they're aiming for a release this year I suppose, so these cards rotate out faster, thus generating more income due to higher card fluctuation" +You precisely said something which was far from my intent. I just want to make a transition away from cash. I want options for the masses and I want it easy so that there will be less inertia to try it out.,I think PayTM might be a good start I haven't tried it tho +What is a 100% legal move in a game or sport that is frowned upon and viewed as a dick move?,Winning the US election with only about 22% of the popular vote +"Maybe he was looking at her when it said it, the appalling misogynist.","From many yards away, it was clear he was looking at just her and not all of them as a team." +Pay to play at its finest.,"I really hope that committee Trump forms to investigate pay to play, goes after this" +Rubino is playing for Norway because in this tournament your roster has to be from one country,"Oh, gotcha Thanks heaps!" +Obama's FAKE birth cert isn't being covered anywhere in the news! Really!? And he starting a WAR with Russia to divert. He needs to be impeached and locked up.,Can someone tell me what happened recently between Obama and Russia that involves starting a war? +"I really wanted to offer this, as I'm sure it'd be popular, but it's logistically too difficult for us with the multiple leagues that the tabs appear in and also the remove-only tabs.",Could offer it inbetween leagues when theres only standard +Isn't Estonia like a suburb of Sankt Petersbur?,"You probably mean _Leningrad_, comrade." +Tom Hanks playing a white dad oppressor.,Lol Wut? +OMG!! CHECK YOUR WHITE PRIVILEGED SHITLORD YOU RACIST XENOPHOBIC SEXIST MISOGYNY (Umm.. what else.. Umm.. Ahh) ISLAMPHOBIC HOMOPHOBIC SCUM!,OMG thank you that was close +Depends on the state. Right to work states....,So everywhere but Montana +Salty Moore should shut up and start to work on his 5-point plan to lose weight instead the fat fucking lard,That's some quality political discussion ya got going there +weird.......she didn't really touch base on a lot of information. Why would he start the company the day after her 18th birthday? Why would he be hiring her friends? Why is it all revolved around her?...strange shit to say the least.,He probably hired people to befriend her +trials flawless Looking for 2 decent players for a good flawless run,EskimoBellhop +"This has been said a thousand times, but it's ironic how much everyone freaked out about the possibility of riots & civil unrest if Hillary won. A few days later, and the Love and kindness side seems to have forgot their core message!",It's ironic how conservatives are freaking about this after threatening a civil war if Hillary won. +Railhawks Announcement in 21 Days?,Black and gold is all the rage in American soccer branding these days... +"Out of curiosity, so I know I'm doing my own planks correctly - the back/butt should all be in one straight line, correct?","Yeah, ideally someone could hold a broomstick against your back/butt/etc." +Everybody and their brother has told him and he doesn't care because 'the dog is happy'. I even once asked him if really thought the dog was happy getting insulin shots multiple times a day and carrying around four times the weight it should and he was adamant that the dog was happy. It kills me watching him feed the dog junk and I say something when I see it and comment on his horrible training(none) as well all the time. He's also in his 60s like OP's neighbors and doesn't care,Stop fat shaming animals! +That's not how you play a piano,*Smack Smack Smack* THIS PIANO SUCKS +So this kind of protest is cool? Shutting down freeways. But hole up in a remote bird sanctuary and you guys lose your mind. Hypocrites.,T-T-Those birds didn't vote for m-m-mean ol' Donald DRUMPF. +More like Trump's words being broadcast verbatim on television convinced people that Trump is the devil.,"No, it was the media" +HOW TO MEDIC 101,How to get Medic level 10 in one easy step +2016 Midseason PFF All-Pro Team,Trent Williams used PEDs. +Found this gem on 1 month old youtube video,Hahaha take that Overwatch! +"Bro, I hope you're fine.",Blink twice if you need rescuing. +than*,Point proven. +"Midday class, better sound system, a floor scrubber mopper machine, bigger bathrooms and more toilets. In a wild fantasy world I'd add a plunge pool.",As a gym owner - I dream of zamboni floor cleaners +Ok well as tacky restaurants go it says on the menu boneless buffalo wings with a picture next to it of said boneless buffalo wings. I just used an abbreviation of the menu and what we as servers called them at chilis.,"And we're all supposed to know your house jargon, got it." +"If you don't have the money now, you can download the ISO for Win10 directly from Microsoft. Eventually, it will have a watermark at the bottom right asking you to activate Windows but you lose no functionality otherwise. This is the legal method to free Windows. I would not recommend key-sellers since they are gray market and are either obtaining or selling the keys illegally and such keys may be revoked by Microsoft.","I'm just curious, is there any justification other than good PR for Microsoft to do this?" +Or you could just buy a Merlin Mini...,Or a serpent mini... +Affirmative,"Let's hope Zoro is not in charge of the group then, otherwise the earliest they will meet is Raftel." +"Actually, if you flip a coin a thousand times, you'd be close to 50% for each. A million times, you'd be even closer to 50%. An *infinite* number of times and you'd be at a perfect 50%. Back to particle physics. When two particles collide and react (or when a particle decays), the results will not be probabilistic between matter and antimatter. Suppose an electron and positron meet and produce quarks: then there will necessarily be one quark and one antiquark. Because of key principles in physics that have been verified over and over again. Then, sure, the electron/positron can annihilate into two photons, which are neither matter nor antimatter. Either the photons will survive and you've had equal disappearance of matter and antimatter, or it can happen that one of the photons undergoes pair-production and creates an electron and a positron: which keeps the original ratio between matter and antimatter. There is no known mechanism that explains why our universe is made of matter. We'd need something that breaks the laws of physics that we've been testing for decades and have proven inexplicably strong. We were expecting the LHC to give an answer but we're still in the void on that topic.","Well, stop screwing around and do more sciencing." +I guess he's wearing a pink beret because he wants to wear a pink beret.,"you do realise he's a transvestite, sort of." +"You upset a few with that one. Don't understand why, Hillary said it.",Cause I'm in r/news +looking for teammates with a higher sr than me why?,Because its the only way +Pretty sure it's industry standard of 70/30 pg/vg. Also I used this juice prior to when I started smoking.,Wrong^TM +Dat Feeling...,"Overclocked my 60hz to 80hz and could feel the difference easily, its persuaded me to upgrade to 144hz soon." +There's also no law to say you can't drink molten lava. The government can't be expected to make a law for every possible idiotic thing someone might do.,"It doesn't strike me as unreasonable that in order for a establishment to be able to sell food / drink, it should be safe enough not to kill you." +The EMP ult from sombra knock bastion out of his turrent form too its very scary,Turret* +Nice job,;) +I don't see what the problem is,no dock icons +How would you know this? He hasn't done anything yet.,"Hurr durr Trump sucks, dats why" +Am I missing something or is there a special reason why we make this a Men vs women thing yet again. I mean who cares whether a man or a woman wrote the book? Or was there ever any doubt that women could also be fantastic authors?,Cuz woymen are da best +TIL The average baseball game has about 18 minutes of action and is 90% standing around,"The only 'sport' where you can play patty cake, chew tobacco and wrastle." +"Bad news - Trumps fault. Good news - Trumps fault. The people spoke, Freedom won, your candidate lost. He isn't Hitler; the media lies. Get over it.","To be fair, more people in this country cast votes for Hillary than Trump." +Affadivit: Accused husband heard voices that told him to kill people,Technically the government conspired against him by negligence +Don't forget the email where a Clinton foundation staffer asked John if they should stop accepting forgien money,I don't get why a charity accepting foreign money is a problem though. +"When my mother was sick we created a givealittle page for donations towards her treatment we couldn't afford. After half a day of the page being up someone anonymously donated $15000, double what we needed. Still don't know who it was to this day",Is there any possibility your mother runs a methamphetamine empire? +"I do not intend to insult the American people, but is this what true democracy is?",Also First Past the Post and partisan controlled primaries. +What do you think is the most plausible threat to the world right now?,Ignorance +Title made me laugh out loud.,Gotta be clever if you want dat sweet karma boiiii +"Right field from an offensive point, but not a defensive. Heyward got the gold glove again this year",Money well spent +"Is it likely for me to get internet for like 5 minutes out there? I'm flying there next monday, and just a couple days later my grades will be shown. Really want to see how I did without having to wait until january when I get back home.",You'll need to pay but there will likely be wifi available where you're staying. +"There's never been money in Twitter though. As far as I understand, they still haven't broken even on costs and they're no closer to doing it. That company will be gone in 5 years or less, because investors are tired giving a Spartan kick to a giant pile of money and watching it fall down the black abyss of no return. That company is alive because of public interest and nothing else.","Twitter will get eaten by Google, Microsoft, Comcast, AT&T, Apple, or some other large conglomerate that will accept the monetary losses for the information it gathers." +"General Discussion - November 11 In this thread, you can talk about whatever you want. Talk about life, do whatever. Vent. Meet the community. **Don't ask things that should go in Simple Questions.** Note: Comment rules still apply, so play nice.","We are attending a wedding tomorrow, and the dress code is Not Jeans this will be interesting." +Are you going to pay the cows more too? 26 year old posted on facebook,HE couldn't afford the milk anyways at the lower wage $1.23*(1-0.23)=$0.95 +Yeah. I mean how Lewis didn't a get a lasting advantage? He was a couple seconds ahead before the SC.,"He totally got off the throttle, dude" +-City of Toronto -Educated decision I'm not sure those two go together.,an unfunded $4 billion subway station makes perfect sense! +ironically this tattoo is the complete opposite of GTO,"It's a leak, he has more studying to do." +me irl,"No holster, no belt, no problem." +Go be a journalist in Turkey and write something about Erdogen. Do the same in Israel about Israel's PM. Now say that same sentence.,Your comment makes no sense. +That's what made me post this. What a great and fun song it is,The Rake's Song however...l +and amazing waterfront park with museums and trees and small bridges and statues and bike paths.,and 600 murders a year. +"Racist, Sexist, Homophobic, Transphobic, Xenophobic, Islamophobic, Fascist, Alt-Right, Rapist, Piece of shit.",But...but...but....calling him out on these things is what got him elected. +This is what we're up against. I've never seen cognitive dissonance levels this high.,"I can't find any info on Trump ever being under criminal investigation, or him being drunk at a club (only Hillary), or scandals- so hard to find, where can I find this aside from Hillary's info?" +Too little EU? rofl,You need to have 5 EU players like Splyce +"Trumps most important call is for an end to islamic terror, which targets christians. Get off it atleast he isn't more concerned with his handicap than fixing a serious problem in our world.",I thought it was reviving trump tube steaks +Shhhh dont mention Israel already doing what trump wants to do. Libs and open border crowd have no answer to that,"luckily, there will be no wall so hope you enjoyed the trump train while it lasted." +I just wanted A source...,Translation: I'm talking out of my ass and have no evidence to support my assertion apart from my FEELZ +I know one trick that always seem to make people intruiged,Is it a weird trick? +"In Massachusetts at a college my girlfriend works at, they're flying a gay pride flag at full mast with the American flag under it and have American flags taped on the ground in front of walkways like doormats because Trump won. These are the same people that protest woman inequality and gay mistreatment and try to bring down the patriarchy. They blocked my truck trying to see my girlfriend because I had an American flag fluttering in the breeze. They say that I'm the violent megalomaniac because I voted for Trump over Hillary then proceed to fly off the handle and smack the hood of my truck calling me a bigot",Perfectly reasonable response to a bigot such as yourself +"oh fuck offf with the bullshit hilary is a crook HRC got nearly 4 million votes more than bernie and it wasn't through fucking voter fraud. its a shame that the demorcratic base is now on the coast and led them to ignoring the rust belt, but that the way the cookie crumbles.","Nobody claimed it was voter fraud, they said it was election fraud." +He was one of us. He didn't make it 'till the end. Farewell bro button,Can you give me the location of this grave so I can piss on it? +"No, he's right, and you're right. They're different expressions of the same desire: to escape. I say this as a daily smoker for 10+ years.","Same here, drinking doesnt calm me down, riles me up" +That's not broken. Just because someone can make a group doesn't mean they should only play groups. A group of randoms is still a group.,"It's the same story, with this uncommon opinion of mine." +In this case the GOP and parts of the Democratic party being driven by massive money and influence peddling by American ISPs and media conglomerates who ultimately want to merge and control everything.,"Yeah, the Democrats are the ones that want to destroy the internet." +They did in open primaries,Where non democrats voted for the weaker candidate. +"I actually appreciated that Clinton had a nuanced response to fracking, but I don't have any confidence in her integrity to regulate it as advertised. It was a very tip-toeing around corporate-backers response in that debate.","I respect your opinion, but I can't see the reason for forming it." +"They have too, there has to be something bigger. And I just wanna be inside of Hillary head, she must be so happy. I really don't think this could have gone better for her.","In a way yes, but she's being told if she loses he's going to work to imprison her, bringing up bill s affairs, bringing up accusations of sexual assault against bill (which I don't know if they're trite or what she knows our doesn't know about them)." +"I mean, Bad Company is already alternate history, right?","Unless Russia has indeed overrun Alaska and Canada in the last few years, yeah, definitely." +"If Pebble ever uses Kickstarter again, I'm gonna virtually kick their ass. They got to start working like a real company. How could Walmart already have theirs displayed and backers keep getting their shipment delayed. Unfair.",Why would they do that when they can get an interest free loan from a gaggle of internet schmucks? +Top 3 are same amount of points rn,"Oops, guess I thought there was no way that was the case and did not bother to check." +Arrieta hits a solo shot off Bumgarner,Maybe there is a God after all. +And like $150 million dollars in port infrastructure and conservation and veterans homes. I don't even know if we have that much money. We would if pot was legal though.,Maybe the state should invest in a video game company +Trump got into office because of all the unchecked racism towards white Americans - enjoy yourselves America,agreed +"Well i EV trained froslass by using the super training section on the playNav and had to get to super secret training for the dawn stone, it took like 3 hours. I kept spamming the highest hp level which is why her hp is unusually high. I agree with what you said about giga impact, but since my froslass is slightly better at spatk then i think hyper beam is alright. I guess i could use shadow ball, I have a tm for it in my bag i think. Starmie is basically a water hm slave, with aggron using surf. I dont use starmie really i just have it for hms and emergencies. I think strength is alright with its 80 power, not the best but an excuse for a hm. I know I shouldnt put hm's on main pokemon but strength is an exception. Also with that rayquazza, did you mean the problem is that its too high leveled? Well I am currently using it to spam the elite 4 so I can get my pokemon to higher levels quickly. Aggron is my weakest and slowest, I only use his thunderbolt and ice beam really. Also somehow my Gardevoir is always getting killed so thats why i got rest and sleep talk. I may replace it when i ev train it.","also, forgot to say that i have a X Accuracy on my aggron" +"I love you, Megan. Thanks for so many fun nights being naughty even when we had to work the next day. Also tell your husband I'm sorry for all the grief I caused.",Oh shit. +"NASCAR Mexico Series acquires Peak sponsorship, will return with exhibition in December and resume racing in 2017",I didn't even know they had stopped. +"I'd be happier with a Zidane than an ExDeath, tbh.","totally, yes...i can understand that...yet i feel trolled by RNG/banner :(" +JESUS JUST ROSE AGAIN!,Shitpost +Today we are all Florida Men.,"You just can't have something good happen to someone without making about you, can you?" +"It must be very different for oil then. I know about a dozen food commodity traders that can talk your ear off about product quality from certain regions, which regions had a good year, which regions are cheaper due to tariff changes, etc.",Petroleum doesn't really require a terroir like food products do +Scendo in campo con un panettone fatto in casa.,Mi ricorda la cucina di Food Emperor ^^pls^^fa^^che^^sia^^lui +whats up with lean and getting fat??,You drink a two litter sprite with the lean and smoke a ton of weed Then sleep for like 16 hours +Black Friday Ad 2016 (Imgur Upload),My reviews on the $199 toshiba 4K tv +ALVAREZ VS MCGREGOR BACKSTAGE FIGHT.,Oh good one +Literal dead meme,Too soon. +"Will they ever allow us to request new pokestops? I only have 1 pokemon stop 10 minutes away from my home, this sucks...",Boo hoo mines 25 mins walking in all directions. +That's the epitome of hyperbole.,You pronounced every word in your show wrong. +I'd Tove Lo say it that Illenium is one of my favorite artists now.,I'd Tove Love you to kys +Show Me Love - Unlike Pluto (Ft. Michelle Buzz) Out on mad decent this friday!,"He played this at one of his sets a while back, hyped AF" +"So far, it would seem this assessment is correct. Unfortunately, no one, even someone up to Pau's pedigree, can step into TD's shoes :(","Damn I woulda thunk that if *anyone* could replace an old dinosaur on the floor that had clearly lost a step, it would be pau" +"Reav3 declares Tryndamere, Nocturne, Amumu and Corki on the list to get VGUs one day","Pretty sure ryze will get 3 more visual updates before swain does, which means 18 ryze skins before the next one for swain." +Other European countries would have a hard time projecting force to Finland. Logistically we are an island.,It would be easier if Finland actually existed too. +Pregnant women,Because women being in misery and agony 24/7 is *so* attractive. +What items of clothing are equally hot on both guys and girls? Leather jackets lbh. Anything else,Singlets +The Florida Panthers sold these Hockey Expert t-shirts at yesterday's game.,Bush league +"I don't get this. If someone tells me they own a different type of business, I would probably ask about the size of their business. I'm not trying to calculate your bank account, I'm trying to learn what your business is like. Do you go outside and feed Bessie 1 and Bessie 2 or do spend your day lining up million dollar contracts with a slaughterhouse? Or whatever. A question like that just seems more like a conversation starter to me than an intrusive judgy question, but I'm a city slicker.",City folk just don't get it! +FBI backs CIA view that Russia intervened to help Trump win election,fake news +Aphrodite in lingerie drawing by CutiChan,"The drawing is pretty good, but it's really hard to see the dress over her abdomen.There's a weird optical illusion like her tummy is bare, but the dress doesn't make physical sense in that case." +Just a snippet from the bishopric's message in the ward newsletter.,But we don't engage in leader worship. +holy fuck there's a right alt key?,It's the only key to shit post and show everyone your rare pepes. +Young Americans for Liberty,I'm thinking about starting a chapter at my university. +"When I had more cash to deposit, I got a bank account with a different bank and would use the USAA free transfers to move it back into USAA. It wasn't fast but it was the only good way I could find to do it.",I use 1stBank. +Oh my blood boiled when I hit that point. Especially since they're trying to project all of this on a foreign country they probably know nothing about. Do they really think all of the world is America and interactions between the genders are the same across the globe??? It wasn't that long ago when job postings in Poland listed what their ideal candidate would look like including bra size and acceptable body measurements. Smh,... holy crap that is awful +"Decapre was in story mode (vs Cammy in Brazil). If you didn't like how she was there, you wouldn't like her at all.",Oh my heart :( +?,Listen to 21 Savage and become enlightened +Playoffs maybeeeeee super bowl run? GTFO like I said no way.,Hey if Eli can so can Rivers. +BTFO Crooked Clinton Wins Fewer Electoral Votes Than Any Dem Since 1988,***ABOLISH THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE FOR REASONS*** +"Shows that you really liked that had an ending that you didn't like. Title is typically self-explanatory. What is a series that you liked throughout, but had an ending that you didn't like? Did the ending ruin the series for you and cause you to drop it in score, or did you still like the series overall? Why didn't you like the ending?",Obligatory Guilty Crown post. +"Slumbering Husk is going to be seen on squishy carries for sure. Nullwave Gauntlet is definitely gonna be picked up to neutralise fountains in teamfights, either forcing people to pop them early and make them less effective, or pop them too late and lament as their squishies get deleted.",Happy cake day +"Strange request If anyone's around Joey K's on Magazine during lunch could you stop in and ask for the manager? Her name is Angela (my wife). Just say happy birthday. I thought it'd be cool if she got overloaded with strangers telling her happy birthday without telling her who they are or how they know it's her birthday. You could have lunch too while you're there. The food is pretty good. I think today's special is the thanksgiving style turkey plate. **before you comment, I know, I'm a fag, I'm stupid, there's another sub for this type of post, my wife's a bitch, I'm a bitch,,,,etc.","You might know you're a fag, but does your wife?" +Seriously. The next president of our country essentially admitted he'd like to fuck his daughter. On air. This doesn't seem to get much attention as to this man's thinking process.,"Judging from the comments I see on Trashy posts, I had grown to assume Trump's attitude was fairly common." +"I'm a capital markets attorney who spends 95% of his time at the moment preparing for major Dodd-Frank phasing in that's scheduled to occur on March 1 (we're amending literally tens of thousands of contracts for every bank you've heard of: BoA, GS, HSBC, etc.). The partner I do most of my work for has asked me to spend the last day researching and summarizing Trump's position on DF so we can put out a client alert, and it's just depressing. The major takeaways: - He wants to repeal DF and deregulate Wall Street again. We're doing a bunch of work in preparation for this March 1 phase in that may be entirely for naught. - Many people nonetheless somehow thought Trump was going to be tougher on Wall Street than Clinton, or even tough on Wall Street at all. - The number of articles I read that say Trump could not provide more specifics on his plan or something to that effect is just sad. At this point we're just deregulating and hoping for the best it seems.",Better start looking for another job then... The wildwest didn't have attorneys! +Basically outing yourself as a conservative millennial is bad.,"There's actually a large amount of us, it's just that the tolerant left has become so damn aggressive we want nothing to do with them." +Dude on The Price Is Right just said hi to Jameis Winston during his shoutout while spinning the wheel.,How hard do you think he resisted the urge to yell FHRITP? +Budget Food Porn,You can use a can opener to open that can. +"I imagine he throws his controller, kicks the TV and beats the shit out of his wife and kids.",Questionable +My ex used to get really turned on when I would write on her butthole with a sharpie.. Something along the lines of daddy's little fucktoy written in a circle around her balloon knot.,Username checks out +"They were never taken to court since it was just a couple of magazines that auto subscribed if you didn't cancel before the trial ran up. There was a frank discussion of things which shouldn't be done in the internet though. Signing animals up for subscriptions, giving personal information such as addresses and phone numbers out over the internet was a very important component of that talk.","the real question is, how's the stew?" +"I'm flying Frontier on Saturday for the first time! Being 6'6 I'm a little afraid of legroom, but we'll see. It's 'only' a 3 hour flight (ORD-LAS) anyway. I've flown with Allegiant before and they're not too bad from what I remember.",You're going to die. +Look at my African American!,And listen to his INDIAN. +Jordan Wolfson: (Female Figure) 2014,Teeth could be better. +*Sorry about your Comcast data cap.,"I've only ever used 600 gigs of my terabyte limit and that's with my library of 221 steam games, YouTube habits, and Netflix addicted girlfriend." +"I absolutely love pro wrestling, I've watched my whole life. I watch as much as i can. Buy the games,go to shows, etc. But i don't bring it up because it has a stigma attached to it. Also I buy the action figures and play with them, I'm26. I see it as an escape from reality and so i play out my fantasy ideas and what not.","...You know it's fake, right?" +"Small reminder, but please do not down-vote people just because you disagree with them. Some people love the game, some hate it. There's no reason to down-vote or harass either side of the coin. We're all here *because* of the game and whether or not Hello Games speaks up or does anything about it won't be changed depending on how many people enjoy it or hate it. Down-vote them if they add nothing to the discussion, not because you disagree with them. And also nobody gives a shit why you left this subreddit. The most down-voted things I see usually are comments like 'This is why I left'. They are things that do get down-voted, not because people are toxic but because it adds nothing to the discussion, which is what down-votes are for. Surprise surprise. I don't think anybody has ever thought 'oh *that's* why that guy left, huh guess I need to agree with him'. Have a nice day.","But when I disagree with someone, it means that his post adds nothing to the discussion." +On to Carolina? (This Belichek wannabe's driving me nuts.),"To be fair, what else is he supposed to to say?" +The reason why Ana is so fun to play. Just a short clip with Ana utilizing all her gizmos.,Most people slow gifs down as if we're too stupid to understand what's going on But this OP... this OP likes to go FAST RarestParrot +"She has got beautiful eyes, swiped right",I saw her too! +Nah speed force.,"The fundamental forces of the universe conspire to let Barry slap as many asses as he wants, regardless of physics." +For Fangame Devs: Clickteam is making an extension called Firefly to create full on 3D Games!,"Great, now I can make Five Nights at Minecraft with it!" +"Just because the Custom Night isn't cannon doesn't mean there can't be some lore thrown in. Like, maybe an after night mini game, or a name reveal. Sort of like how the Fake Ending was not real but the Private Room still exists.",Didn't know that lore was now used as ammo for cannons. +I thought his one was already settled.,Magic Voodoo Water: Homeopathy +No worries :),Oh my god he is coming on to you this is why you're single +Wonder how ctr will try to spin this? Probably draw the conversation to how they want to be a diplomat.,"So far, appears to be a steady diet of Shoot the messenger." +"That is the host of the Daily Show? Sorry, haven't had cable in 20 years.",Haven't had it for 5 years as of then you still weren't missing much. +It started with water bottles...,Makes sense since everything is so damn expensive in Australia. +when your dad sends you ransom notes,lol +"Question: if the officer hadnt gotten stabbed, yet the suspect was shot dead while he lunged for cop, what would be the narrative?","The suspect was wearing camouflage clothing, and carried pepper spray and a very large rifle - so clearly he was a victim of police violence and protests will commence downtown shortly." +"Anyone have friends and family that work in a job with potential for huge legal liability like medicine, law, engineering? That's why assets like houses are sometimes put in the name of spouses and children.",Your comments are unhelpful: how am I supposed to be outraged at this? +What does love mean to you? Please help.,What's love got to do with it? +Welcome what is your favorite food,"Pasta, or in general Italian food" +"Slut shaming Melania Trump I don't know if anyone else has noticed this, but my Facebook feed is starting to get filled with people slut shaming Melania because of they're sour grapes about the election result. Has anyone else noticed this happening? I think this is terrible. There's nothing wrong with a female being sex/body positive!","Yeah I don't like anything about Trump, but this is bullshit." +I also thought Tyrian when I saw those feet. They already have us on edge about him with his comments from the first episode.,Doesn't help that Dishwasher is known for predicting things eerily accurately and made some rather ominous (and very well made) art featuring him and Ruby. +"No way she's a real hitch-hiker. The whole scene is a setup, the car is too clean..","Wow, way to ruin it for me..." +GUAM'S NOT SENDING THEIR BRIGHTEST FOLKS,SOME I BELIEVE ARE GOOD PEOPLE +BREAKING: Police figured out how to stop the Trump rioters with this ONE simple trick! George Soros HATES it!!!,"You mean Anti-trump rioters, right?" +I'm not sure if this says more about Russ or Phoenix's defense.,"Our defense is pretty bad, as well as everything else." +"Compared to most of the media bigheads, O'Reilly is tolerable but sometimes he is just so fucking obnoxious on purpose","#FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE" +"I don't think anyone would care if he stopped doing it, it annoys me because it's just not funny",He's not trying to be funny +"We had a very small ceremony for my great-grandmother. A man I'd never met before showed up in a 70's suit absolutely covered in cat hair. When he walked, bits of hair slowly fell to the ground behind him.",I assume things got pretty hairy after that +"That information is correct, as to points and GD. However, since MLS gonna MLS, GD isn't the first tie-breaker, Wins are. To get the 4th spot with an RSL draw, we'd only need to beat SJ by the same or higher margin than Portland over Vancouver. RSL would be on 12 wins while we'd be on 13 with Portland.",I did space on wins in this scenario; stupid of me when I remembered that was the first tiebreaker in the post-match thread last night. +"If you think it's bad in SLC, imagine how bad it is in some redneck town like Vernal,Price, Duchesne. Trump winning doesn't bother me, Trump supporters bother me",Yeah those redneck yokels. +"I took the 'needfuls' from all of today's mails, and did the needful",Never go full needful +"Well, we Germans have a saying: Auf alten Schiffen lernt man segeln. Sailing is learned on old ships.","In Dutch its: You learn it on an old bike, which is kind of obvious, as we've got more bikes than ships." +MSNBC screws up Interviews TWO African-American Donald Trump Supporters that Destroy MSNBC's Negative Stereotyped Narrative!,Based +"KoL is definitely not deserving of a headlining spot, but they did put out an album like 2-3 weeks ago. So they will be touring next year.",Is Sex On Fire and analogy for STDs? +Lied about having lied about lying.,Even her lies tell lies about lying. +so this would not work if the wind is strong. At some point the carpet would be broken up by the wind. So how strong does the wind need to be?,Works up to a Beaufort 8 scaled storm +"Pedophilia, Incest, and Graphic Sex: Excerpts from a Common Core Reading List Book for 11th-Graders That Will Make You Blush",A lot of things that 17 year olds do would make you blush...if you're a prude. +That makes a lot of sense. A lot of people hated Hilary.,Something Comey and the media did their very best to encourage. +"I think I delivered some back news today. So today I was processing our electronic prescriptions. One came over for Truvada, I proceeded to process it to the patient's insurance. After accepting the claim, I saw the copay was a little over $1300 still. Figuring there was copay assistance programs available, I figured I would give the patient a call and have him look into it while we ordered the medication for tomorrow. I call the patient, tell him I processed a prescription for him but his copay was high. I hadn't mentioned the name of the medication to him, just what his copay was and that there was probably a coupon or program of some sort he could enroll in. He paused for a moment, then asked that's for the Truvada isn't it? I confirm. He said he knew there was a program he would look into. Followed by another pause and they said they weren't going to sent anything over until they got my blood work. They must have gotten my blood work back. I didn't know what to say. I told him it's probably worth a call to his doctor. In the mean time I would order the medication in for him. I'm pretty sure I told a young man that he has HIV today. It only took about 15 minutes from receiving the rx until I called him. You would think the doctor would have that discussion before sending his prescriptions. Anyone else ever accidentally deliver life changing news to a patient?","Oh shit, that sucks" +Liar. This is made specifically for lock picking. I don't believe you got it as a mistake. I think you made a bullshit title for karma.,It also comes with a little Lockpicking kit and everything. +"I really hope the Clinton apologists take a moment to imagine if something like what happened yesterday happens on the debate stage. All of their arguments for her tend to be Trump is worse!, and theyre not wrong. But a faint, a mild seizure, or another coughing spell during a debate will certainly push Trump toward the white house. If they really care about keeping Trump out, I would think theyd be all for replacing her with someone healthy and already polling ahead of Trump. Unless their motivations are not what they portray them to be. Because if they were to decline something like that, it would show they only want her and would rather lose with her than win with someone else.","She's not dropping out, so I still prefer her." +"Xb1 boss hunt, gt = StainShake",HMU? +"Google it yourself, you're full of shit. Don't ask me to waste my time.",You've already wasted your time posting bullshit on reddit. +SK.Shaq,Taco with the Nirvana t-shirt +The you're just not hooking her quick enough. It's happened to me plenty of times so I know it's possible.,"I tried it out on weapons range with a friend, it isn't possible." +Agreed but good luck with an African American man with the middle name Hussein... wait a minute...,"Nah man most of the country is racist and sexist, social media and online journalists have told me so, also Obama wasn't even a true PoC because he had a white mom and her whiteness infected him and made him evil." +"Guys, has anyone theorized that Trump supporters are just Republican and voted for their party? I mean Trump got around the same amount of votes Romney and McCain got, didn't he? Sure you can say that there are some who he inspired, but I bet that's offset by the number of people who were put off by his comments.","Nah they're not reps or disillusioned middle class workers or even angry Bernie supports who voted for the party, they're literally Nazis and they're building FEMA death camps for every minority group RIGHT NOW!" +"Nice dreads, bro.",Can't believe that bastard is appropriating black culture like this! +"You need push and pull factors to make sure companies keep factories in the states. That's why you have incentives to make them want to open factories or keep them within the borders and taxes for imports. I imagine you can't begin taxing imports as President-elect but as it is, this isn't a bad first step. It's like people think Trump can just go up to companies and say Stay in the USA or else without sweetening the deal somehow",Well I mean he's Literally Hitler so he can do whatever he wants right? +"If Felix isn't lying and hosts and humas are essentially the same, why would Ford have to make a full size replica of Theresa? Couldn't he just use her body and replace her head?",Probably because human/host heads are not so readily detachable/reattachable. +The pence announcement is actually really smart. The VP does nothing - unless Trump is impeached or assassinated. *It's insurance.* Fucking genius.,"Additionally, Pence was a nod to the Republican establishment and evangelical voters who may have stayed home instead of voting." +I hope clash royale would do something about this....the ICE WIZARD,"Yeah, they should make rocket deal 30000000 damage to king towers, because i have bad aim and sometimes i miss" +My obsession with straight guys is a bit weird,You are singled handedly responsible for the downfall of the gay community how dare you +Hello! I'm getting back into keto and I'm looking for the best app to track my food and macros. I have used MyFitnessPal in the past but it doesn't seem to want to let me change the settings so they are keto-friendly. Any advice? Thanks!,"It's easy to change MyFitnessPal on desktop, I don't think you can change it on the app" +Gomes 8 Naquin 9 Tito usually puts speed in his 9 hole,Makes up for jaba the leadoff hitter +"In highschool, eating lunch alone is considered lame and can result in bullying. In a busy office, eating lunch alone and undisturbed is considered a luxury.","That's because children require the approval of their peers, and emotionally mature adults do not." +Tove Lo's Lady Wood: NOT GOOD (TheNeedleDrop),Incorrect +"Don't confuse white people with the media trying to stir the shit. Every white person I have talked to about this, lots of radio talk show hosts and including most people in these comments(who are mostly white id assume) are completely fine with it. They may think BLM is retarded, but they have no problem with this players actions.",Sounds like thats just you... I have my fair share of experiences with the contrary. +Post your 3 most mastered champions and let others describe you. Thought it was fun last time it occurred.,"Zilean, Thresh and Volibear" +You just used up your wish on that guy...,My wish? +It won't... why would you think it would. It says 2 times XP as in experience. Keys are a different thing entirely.,"I was wondering the same question, thanks for answering so politely." +"White people dint get offended, because honestly, who gives a shit. Therefore, it's inappropriate material for that sub. Is everyone taking crazy pills? Did you forget that the whole point of that sub is to be offensive?",White people don't get offended because there are no truly dehumanizing stereotypes for white people. +"The thing to consider is that DDR4 prices rose a lot, I'm seeing $55 8gb sticks when a few months ago you could've found 16gb for that amount of money. Really annoying.","Holy crap, I saw ram around 50-70$ regularly for 16gb (2x8) over the summer, and just bought some like september for 50 something, And now it's around 100+..." +"I over reacted in anger to being called a faggot. I should have taken more time to come up with something clever instead of taking the low, hateful road.",It's all good. +"Rosebud Frozen Peas, full of country goodness, and green pea-ness.","Cookie-puss, I will eat your soul!" +The CEO of Reddit confessed to modifying posts from Trump supporters after they wouldn't stop sending him expletives,Fuckin with people is not the same as censorship. +Wood floors and tracking... ? I've tried everything to get rid of my tracking problems. It's ok for some games but others it's horrible... but as I was adjusting the floor distance in Holoball I saw how much glair I get off my wood floor and realized that it might be a problem. Can anyone else confirm? It's not like I have a portable carpet lying around to test it out.,You don't have a rug? +"I'm very fond of poetry and have read plenty of it for years. Favorites include Plath, cummings, Berry, Elizabeth Barrett Browning, and, yup, Poe. Despite reading hundreds of poems (i'm LITERALLY in the top 1% of the top 1% of poem readers), The Raven is still one of my favorites. It's popular because it's really fucking good. Not everyone knows a lot of poetry, but if they know Poe, they've got a good taste of it and I'm glad they know him. Blah blah gatekeeping if you like what I don't like you're stupid",Reading Plath makes me want to stick my head in an oven. +"I really hope he becomes a running joke in the Destiny universe. At the final boss fight of the last Raid of Destiny 5 when we fight Oryx's uncle's college roommate, I want to see his body over in a corner or something.",He's the ill-fated red shirt of Destiny. +Burston Prime isn't available any more? Could've sworn it was. Got it a few weeks ago. Love it at the moment.,"I believe he was talking about the old standard, non Tenno-ified Burston model." +nevertheless the womeon who worked for her campaign truly had their hearts set on it.. i'm not talking about all women.. but this was important to them and you can't outright diminish it with this kind of slant,er... it's not women who are being diminished - its *men*. +I think Telus 50 is the best I can get. I think its 400gb and 50/10.,IDK my plan name in Australia but I get unlimited but its like 24 Megabits down .1 megabits up... +People seem to forget Pence is an ultra right wing Christian extremist,the christian Taliban +I think it's safe to say my nail is going to fall off. NSFW,Looks like you dipped a Quaver in some tomato sauce and stuck it to your toe. +The average Netflix subscriber watches almost twice as much Netflix as they did 5 years ago,After all the negative posts about the shrinking library size it's good to see someone Correcting The Record by sharing posts about the stats the public should focus on when thinking Netflix! +Amuses me how so easily 1.2 billion people belonging to the master race somehow is controlled by 14 million Jews (10 million if you only count the Ashkenazis).,"It's pretty easy how they reconcile it, I can give you a detailed response but I'm not sure you'll appreciate it and you're just being jovial." +That's like the most upvoted gif on the sub for a month until AJ Styles' My Space Profile came along.,Please I must see AJ Styles' My space profile. +Cat.,Cat. +I voted and many other Bernie supporters voted but the DNC failed to bring out some 5-10 million voters. Democratic voter turnout was abysmal in 2010 and 2014. You know whose fault that was? The DNC's. That is literally the whole point of their jobs.,Not a big Katy perry fan eh? +WHAT HAPPEN ? SOMEBODY SET US UP THE BOMB.,FOR GREAT HARMONY! +Transgender women refused entry at Hong Kong International Airport,I hope I don't have an issue in January =( +"Yep, same here. Got up, had my cup of maple syrup on the way out the door of my igloo, shovelled the snow off of my polar bear and went to work at my job as a lumber jack. Same as any Thursday.",Smh fake Canadian didn't even have Canadian bacon +Any other Teksavvy users lagging lately?,DSL has been aok here in the Glebe.Better than ever actually +How long is maintenance gonna take? Title,HiRez owes all of us a gazillion gems! +"I must go, my people need me",K bullets OP nerf immediately Dice pls +"Wow, mine just showed in 53209 in Glendale within 25 mins. Crazy.",Looks like they don't deliver to Greendale :/ +"Guys, where can I download Steep Beta for free I've been looking all over Pirate Bay but can't find shit :(","very clever, I don't know about the game but have a good play whoever claims it" +"Am I missing something? For the title of the video is literally Partisan's Song, which is the name of the song.","I know, I was hoping the song (the French version) could be found online somewhere, but I can only find the original, which is in Russian" +"Wouldn't Terra, for the same reason, have the same number of years of technologically advanced civilization under its ground too?","Mars never had a really good cleaning, Terra on the other hand experienced cleansing by nuclear fire, multiple times" +Yes dont ban that Rengar with that W bug that doesnt make him OP.,He is disabled on pbe anyways +"Trump's Cabinet: Yeah, It's Probably Even Worse Than You Imagined.","But remember folks, we had to stick it to Hillary!" +Only 29% of DC residents are federal employees.,Thats because DC is expensive and most of them live in NOVA (north Virginia) +It hasn't needed to happen before.,Right... because Reagan and Nixon were both stable intellectuals with only the countries best interest at heart... +Please halp! Is Donald Trump the anti-Christ?,"Oh how this brings back happy memories of 2004 and 2008, only then such posts were meant to be taken seriously." +How does that work now that SSN numbers are distributed randomly?,Birth place of the employee +"Honestly it's fine, i thought the same when it first came out, but now it's fine. Hit 10 barrels, recycle everything in a recycler, and you got enough for metal tools and other stuff in 5min",That sounds dangerous because you could lose somthing by being attacked +and companies like tesla will out compete them if it costs the same to buy a tesla or a measley ford,Tesla will also be out all kinds of subsidies and research grants from the government to keep costs down. +"The easiest explanation is, when someone doesn't want to play, you ask him - What is the worst thing that could happen? Usually they will reply I will get demoted. But then you answer No, you can't get demoted mid-season, so go on and ladder. Now they don't have any arguments left and go ladder.",I'll lose MMR and get demoted next season. +*shoots HE at a ship *ship doesn't catch on fire IT'S FUCKING RAWWW,ITS FUUUUUCKING RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW +"Degrading the entire movement- really? How so? I say shills need to be called out. It doesn't make a difference to the rest of the investigation either way. I'm sure it's just a coincidence that this was his first comment in 3 years, but it's the truth.","Jesus Christ , this is why people are laughing at pizzagate" +"PS4 population? so far i've only seen xbox and pc users, does the game have a good ps4 population too?",I play on PS4 and I don't have trouble finding matches. +Metrosexual Indian Hipster with a God-Complex. Give him hell.,Weirdest hairline ever. +Has your mother been taking care of you? How the hell did you even manage to break both of your arms at once?,Every goddamn thread. +"Just because you have a pussy, doesn't make you a pussy.",What is a joke? +"Each team flies around in a hemi stadium. NL stadiums contain the 1b side; AL 3b side. Teams land in the host city and interlock to play games. In what ways would baseball be different? E.g., playoffs would have to be some form of modified round robin.","Well, most of the classic rivalries (Cards-Cubs, Yankees-Red Sox, Giants-Dodgers) would no longer exist, unless you did a massive re-structuring of the NL and AL." +Reich Dead 3: Hitler did nothing wrong.,Red Dead 4: Gushing Granny +"Display mode is for FPS 1 , FPS2 , racing",no that is the picture mode not the display mode there should be another option +"Sex-crazy Galapagos tortoise fathers 800, saves species","So, will future generations become progressively genetically screwed up because of inter-familial breeding?" +I think Red Dawn is the perfect opportunity to introduce these 2 into canon!,This show doesn't get nearly as much love as it should +And I'd rather sign a CAM than have Cocis sit in front,So I don't think they can have a CAM unless 1) MDL is the target forward (he shouldn't be) 2) they go to a 3-5-2 formation or 3) they play a 4-4-2 diamond. +Because it looked fucking balla.,You're not wrong +"They're pretty much talking about how many points they think that player will score. And if you're not too sure how many points they mean when they say RB1/2/3/flex, check the season average for every position and sort by highest points. In my league a WR1 will normally get you 17+ points(top 12) a WR2 will get you 14+(top 24) and a WR3 will get you 10+ (top 36) since most leagues have 2 RB 2 WR and a flex spot, theyll call players outside the top 24, but inside the top 36, a WR3 or a flex, to show you roughly how many points they think that player will score.",Unless your WR1 is Nuk. +Diarrhea,"Same, but it's cuz my stupid gallbladder gave out on me." +"When I was in JC, we had a professor named Virgin (yup, she was Mallu too). She subsequently got married and then pregnant.",Wonder what she was called after that... +"Leftist open carry in Austin, Texas",Make racists afraid again Who's wearing the masks again? +"Butterfly on an M240 in Kundouz, Afghanistan 2015","I'd want a bigger AG but hey, if he can hump the tripod, barrel and 600rds, it's all good." +Don't fire up anyone!,Can I still fire up Matty Ice and Freeman? +AB is the best player in the NFL hands down.,Yeah sure if Brock Osweiler wasn't playing +It looks like it just changes the red textures to green. I can't think of a reason for the life of me though.,"Because red is the color of their competitor AMD so they have to brainwash use to only see green, Nvidia's color." +"How do you take pictures of yourself without looking like a prick? First off, sorry if this a repost. I tried searching this on reddit but no results up came up in the search bar. So I want to make a tinder account but I don't have any pictures of myself. When I go out I always go out by myself so I don't have anyone to take pictures (ask a stranger?) Do you guys just take selfies or do you go places and have your friends take pictures? Do you borrow pets and take pictures with them too? Don't you feel weird? Im just trying to game the system. Thanks!",Always duck face. +What does no one look good doing?,Chasing an American football. +What does no one look good doing?,I'd be pretty surprised if anyone can look good while having explosive diarrhea. +Gloriana finally got into Reisenshado,**Chieftain randomly breaks down** +"Nvidia shares spike after reporting earnings, revenue beat; firm raises dividend, buyback",These numbers aren't sustainable. +"That's only for marked pedestrian crosswalks (the ones with the flashing lights and the X marks), not crosswalks at intersections.","Sweet, I can stop waiting for pedestrians then!" +Me irl,ancaps_irl +way more than that.,"thedonald told me 50 or so, I'm sticking with it." +he is probably going to appoint a legitimate climate change denier to head up the EPA...,Ya he's probably literally hitler +Until you jumped someone into a pit,That was the best part! +SB Nation: Dodgers and Tigers talking trade w/ Verlander,Verlander for Kershaw. +the other people are sometimes guys/girls or a mix of both.,It just sounds to me like you're not into orgies. +Smoking a sativa before bed,Just clean the house thoroughly and all your sins will be redeemed...until next time. +why are there so many comments from foreign fans when England play?,Sounds like you're a bigot who doesn't like foreigners +Greg Oden: 'I'll be remembered as the biggest bust in NBA history',"Again, you can't teach 7ft...I hate that injuries lead to busts..." +I consider myself conservative and I share the same views. Limit government spending and maximize personal freedoms.,"That's libertarian, not conservative." +"Finding Attractive White Girls with Yellow Fever? I'm an East Asian American living in the US. I've been told that white girls with yellow fever do exist, but albeit are a rarity. How can I facilitate my search for them?","After seeing what happened Tuesday and the ugly incidents since, why would anyone put any faith in white people at all?" +This guy just randomly started Facebook messaging my friend about... Things. She is not friends with him and has never met him.,(Sigh) +Do you ever fight the trial captains?,"[no, but you need to complete their trials to beat the Kahuna of each island, after beating him/her you move onto the next island](#spoiler)" +I was thinking about a Gilligan's Island porn parody this week and forgot until now. I'm off to do research!,Try Gidget the Midget in *A Midget on Milligan's Island* on for size. +Thanks. I wish I already had a hacked one do I could do the same with this one but that's not the case so time to wait lol.,Where do you live? +The real reason why Hillary lost Wisconsin,The rest of the country just has no idea what's supposed to be that beverage or how it ought to be server! +"Imo, a good villain is one who is doing bad things for noble reasons.","Most often, a good villain is the hero of their own story." +The wingspan of Andean Condor compared to a human.,Not a particularly large human though... +Rats! We're the rats!,Fuck yeah. +"Redditors with great parents, What did they do RIGHT?",They let me fail when needed. +There's a different level of expectations for HC's at a P5 program though.,"Yeah, I don't think Kirby would have stayed with us through the post season but-for the fact that we were preparing for the national championship." +Confirmed: Donald Trump Says He Will Take $1 Salary as President,"Wow he sounds umm, Progressive?" +Didn't realise Hillary was black.,Well she is married to the first black president. +very julienned,straight fuckin aerated +"Well murder is wrong isn't based in science either. That's just personal sentimental moral values. Same thing with theft, rape, pedophelia etc. etc. but I don't think anyone is going to argue those things should be allowed. The law and what society accepts is largely outside the bounds of science.","That's if you can even call it murder, but k." +I made this from scratch (kinda) using Nova prime and Zooper pro in Android. If you want I can send you the zooper build and the images I used.,"Would love to get that aswell, do you mind sharing?" +Ummmm The_donald is at 325k? Not sure where you are doing your math.,"He's talking about MTV's YouTube channel, not The_Donald." +Our next Vice President believes that prolonged electroshock therapy to a homosexuals brain will turn them straight.,Fossil fuel produced electro shock so that's ok. +They are used to be two?,Did you just assume his grammar? +"Often we say Kleenex when we mean tissue, what are some less obvious versions of using a brand name that we don't even realize we're saying?","Dumpster is always my favorite example, because it *still* blows my mind." +I mean you could bioaccumulate the phosphorus. But I think the only downside is you would need to drop the pH to like 4... but I mean the animals there are gonna die with the algae anyways right...,It's better to attack this problem from the source but then that means regulating the output from the farmers. +It also shows that liberals who harp on about policy driving turnout are full of bs. They just want a shiny token at the top of the ballot to vote for. It's why Obama won reelection handily but Democrats got crushed both midterm years. If policy really mattered then why wouldn't you vote for a Congress during midterms to support the President you overwhelmingly voted for two years ago? But everyone gets mad when you this out.,"Wrong, the democrats just run corrupt, republican light candidates who no one wants to vote for in the midterms." +Dec 1st. For the sessions on Dec 4th,Oh I thought you booked the one recently which had like 10 places with spots but people used script or other methods to get an appointment +We don't like clickbait titles around here.,*wild west music plays* +"Vanguard is a good original one, but DOOM: One, is by far the best remake of anything there is. It's a remake of all four episodes, and pretty soon The Ultimate DOOM II is gonna be at map 15.",thanks +Spot on. Her default needs to be that she can teleport to any trap at any range. The fact you HAVE to stay close within the meter range distance to teleport makes her a broken campy character. Make her ultra rare add-on to teleport at any time her main ability and this would fix her completely.,"maybe not ANY range, but it should be a bit higher range than it currently is." +a normal Russian children playground,Looks like a BF2142 map. +I guess it always counts as anal when youre fucking an asshole,It depends on the kind of asshole you are fucking in the asshole +I Made A Little Poster! What do you guys think?,"Wait... I'm confused, didn't that say You are out of order a second ago?" +I'm moving and need to downsize. Anybody looking to adopt my Battletech + Mechwarrior novel collection?,How much to ship to 33880? +Then it's worth a shot... and at worst it's a couple of days of maintaining weight.,No worse than what I'm already doing ;) +Some festive gamer cringe,This is gonna make me vomit I swear +thanks america. jesus.,I think you mean thanks Obama. +"Whether they like it or not, Bernie Sanders is the face of the Democrats now.",Bernie Sanders is an Independent. +I've met many people in China who have a deep understanding of both Daoism and Confucianism. The important point is that the vast majority of them recognize that these two belief systems are not incompatible :) :) :) :),"It's always funny to see erudite westerners talk about these two isms as if they were mutually exclusive, formal systems of thought." +"I am so glad I started watching this on Friday. This perfectly fits the Game of Thrones size hole in my heart. The writing, the acting, the pacing, Ramin Djawadi... My one question/concern is who is here to challenge him? Where's his conflict? If it's just him vs. the board then I don't feel like there's much suspense there since tonight's episode feels like it gave him the plot armor equivalent of NORAD. I just feel he's a hundred moves ahead in whatever game is being played which deflates any of his conflicts a bit. I'm fairly certain I'm wrong and he's being built up as this untouchable force but I haven't seen a proper opponent for him yet and that bothers me.","Well there is always the posibility that Ford is himself a host, and then that opens another can of worms as to who is pulling his strings." +He doesn't support *mandatory* conversion therapy. People should be allowed to change something they don't like about themselves if they want.,I thought it was a choice... If they don't want to be gay they can just decide not to be right? +"One would think, but she's actually Canadian.",Oh... well that makes sense since Canada is so homogenous with no one living there but white Christians... O_o +Hit 80kg 4x5 squats today! Not at all impressive for this sub but miles better then when I could barely get 70kg for 3 reps beginning of this year. Still chasing the 1 plate OHP but it'll come in time.,I'm still chasing the 1 plate OHP but Im squatting 3 plates #Trex :( +Air footsies,Homo Genius material here. +Honestly so happy Justin wants Danielle out so bad. That's what you get you fruit loop dingus for saving him over Whitney. Such a strategic queen. You SLAY....Your ass out the BB house.,I can't believe you just came for queen dani who ENDED U BTW lawama cancelled #teamdani #bbott +Being a badge wearing killer is a shitty fucking thing to be. It is not evil to wish for the death of evil men. I'm also pretty stoked that Cuban sob died too.,"Man, all that hate you're carrying, whatever issues making you hate like that, I hope you get resolved." +"I remember getting the trophy on PS4 for assisting a goal with a threaded through ball. Didn't even know I did it, don't know if I've performed a single one since",R1 triangle makes a through ball which the player has to run on +Because 20 is too fast,"Someone got run over when it was on 20, the county lost the lawsuit." +And one generation late processors.,And 3 generation late graphics... And 4 generation late storage + memory... +Tiny Boobs Giant Tits History,Still holding out for a sequel damn it +"What's a counter to destruction spells as a swordsman? I play on expert and I continously get absolutely rekt by guys using destruction spells. I just maxed out my smithing, so I have maximum protection with heavy armor at 80% damage reduction. The spells seem to ignore it, though, because I get comfortably 1 shot with a slow ice ball thing no problem. What do I do?",Use the Lord stone or enchant half of your armor to block magic damage instead of physical. +And that's a justification to force them on everyone?,"Why not eradicate a disease, like we did smallpox?" +"I think so, but I am not 100% sure. Even if you always renew your Gold with a pre-paid code, you still need an active and up to date form of payment. I talked to Xbox Support about this, and we tried everything. She wasn't sure how to fix it. I finally checked my card on file, and it was tied to a really old card, one that was replaced about 2 years ago. Hopefully that fixes your problem.","Updated my card, still nothing :/" +How about we treat human beings as human beings.,Too PC. +How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.,Pulled directly from the headlines... 6 years ago +how exactly do you go about being fwb with someone? Most girls I've beought it up with only want to date not just fuck,Amazing how this comment is at -7 while a very similar comment is at +17 at the same time smh +SCAR Sunday,"I really want one of these, but every time I see one, I realize that I can build three to six AR10s for the same price." +I don't think he's any stronger than before. The jungle is hard as fuck for him to clear. His mana sustain hurts him more than ever. Golems are a nightmare.,he has aoe with his q that he can spam on cd +"Switching from iPhone to Google Pixel - Can I save my dragons?!? I am considering switching from the iPhone to the new Google Pixel. I've switched my account between apple devices before, but I'm worried that it might not go as smoothly migrating to the Pixel. Any advice??","If you are in the same server, you should be fine if you have the device change code and the secret code." +my take is published order.,"If I ever decided to do a reread of all the books I might, but I feel like I'm too far gone now to do that unfortunately." +Dansko I'm on my 3rd pair in 15 years of cooking. Super comfy. A little pricier but worth it IMO.,"I'm happy they work for you, but nah." +Member the old map? Meeeeember!?,"oh, I member!" +Can't tell if racist or trump supporter.,There's a difference? +Sounds kind of goofy.,"Honestly so did the leaks about 2199 (Traitor Hater), so I have faith lol" +... Pro strats are confusing.,"It's that they specificially nerfed things only good players were really using to maximize the character, while his buffs were pretty superficial, but fit how mediocre players would typically use him." +"I do future bass and mostly mostly melodic stuff so starting on a piano roll helps a lot. I start with some nice chords, melody, and arps then move them to synths",I don't think you get the defenition of a piano roll. +"Lol, I am Mexican and cant grow a mustache to save my life. I got the Spanish though, I guess I might want to be a Mexican farmer this year. 8)","You can get a fake mustache, the only thing that matters is how much you believe in yourself :')" +Would be very good business for Chelsea I would just feel bad for Oscar he deserves more then going to China. Such a talented player who's only downside has been a struggle for consistency. On his game can be one of the best midfielders around.,"To be fair, that's a hell of a downside." +Maybe they've got a data cap and he keeps going over it.,But the data he gets ia more valuable than the extra charge for exceeding data imo +Yahoo Admits It Secretly Hacked All User Accounts For US Intelligence,AMA request: both of Yahoo's remaining users. +So choo dh and we still need a cf?,i'm firmly in the boat that gomez will be in center next season. +You can never have to many corners man,ya but fire Rick Smith right? +"I didn't do as many pulls as he did, but I got 19 Arcs, 21 Inguses, 15 Refias, a Lightning, and a CoD, but 0 Luneths. I literally got enough Inguses to TMR him purely through fusions. I could do the same for Arc if I burn my Trust Moogle, but I might do one more pull on Thursday before it's gone and I'll probably get 2 more Arcs then.",You better not let all those Letters/Omnirods go to waste. +"What's something you just can't do, no matter how hard you try?",Math +"Is it okay if we start banning the is it okay if we ban the is it okay posts? And just to help out the next person: Is it okay if we start banning the is it okay if we ban the is it okay if we ban the is it okay posts? Feel free to continue, but honestly, I am starting to get a little confused myself.",Is it ok if we start banning the Is it okay if we start banning the 'is it ok if we ban' the 'is it ok' posts? +What would the fifth one be?,I guess Money In the Bank +"No. When a man goes swimming, afterwards... ...It shrinks?",You sure must swim a lot! +Grilli Giving Thanks,Let's get Grilli sitting next to Jaime Campbell in a few years (or more than a few). +Any cheap/free EF zoom lens for canon out there? i really need an ef lens any kind for my canon eos 650 film camera D:,50mm f1.8 stm is pretty cheap. +I actually like this one. Have I become the enemy?,"Sure did, you'll be wearing that confederate flag flair with pride now, son." +What do you call a woman made out of beef? Patty,Mad Cow? +Which horror movie monster do you think is the deadliest?,Predator. +"IDK what the fellow with the sword is gonna do, his tiny ass isn't killing that thing",Hit him with ur crossbow Steve +If Only There Was A Way To Write These Styles All In One Place...,There's a time and place for in-line styling... this isn't it. +"I can try: Well, Mr Official, I'm not frustrated because of the delay at all, but I'm frustrated with these two personas. I'm very aware of the pressure that is on the team (DE) to bring this update to the community... But, I cannot understand why DE allowed these clowns to scream all over the screen. Next time, bring somebody who is more professional and creative - and at least understands core game mechanics!",You've got talent. +What ancient historical site would you want to see in its prime?,AOL +Disrespectful of whom?,"Probably Jews, there weren't many black people in auschwitz" +"Watching Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath with TBM family. It's the holidays, and I'm watching TBMs watch a show about a cult. Comments: Who could afford this? Do you think Hubbard was nuts or just a crook? They are interrogated? Gaping mouths aghast, and I'm like...guys, really, in my mind anyway.",Compartmentalization and cog dis at their finest! +Even then you wouldn't be laughing as your island sunk beneath the rising waves.,Chinese hoaxes don't melt icebergs +Killing themselves was part of the plan. The dozens of cops outside didn't even enter the building until several hours after they were dead.,so your saying if there were armed people INSIDE they could have stopped them? +If Alabama didn't sign the #1 recruiting class 5 years in a row... If Alabama didn't win four National Championships... If this. If that. What if? What is if? If Alabama just wasn't so good. Blah blah blah. Why does Alabama have to be so good? Why can't my team be good? Don't be salty.,Christ dude +Airplane!,You can't be serious! +...I...I don't know what you want us to do about this?,What a riveting discussion! +"The grey rock method, now with added hyenas",*gay rock method +"Besides masturbation, what is the point of my life?","Honestly, I ask myself that every day." +"First time DM, any advice?",Don't split the party. +"$297.50 2, one of which is also available on the WiiU.","That's pretty specific, how'd you get there considering most people are saying it'll be closer to $350 or so?" +"Dear RP: I treat women like the garbage they are, why is it that I always attract women with issues?",Shitty tactics get you shitty results. +HSBC case blows lid off Clintons' offshore empire,"Remember, different rules for the rich, nothing will come to this." +Card Idea: Warp Spell (Warps troops to new location with decent accuracy),Warp a minion horde before arrows come down diff --git a/chunk31.csv b/chunk31.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..1cd839af05fd976b108580b9a2c1d00461fd7f21 --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk31.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1668 @@ +Input,Output +"Nope. The US voting population is responsible for cannabis being illegal in the US because cannabis is illegal in many cities, counties, states as well as federally.","Well the US voting population is extremely stupid on certain issues, as well as extremely misinformed on pretty much all issues." +"Well to be fair, pressing esc doesn't act the same as clicking x is sloppy UX design at best.","It also shows you that the devs aren't actually playing the game (cause this is one of those things that are easy to miss, but become immediately obvious to those that actually plays the game)." +Spaghetti-of-the-woods,Is it Hericium erinaceus? +"If a long term live-in girlfriend is spending a lot of time texting another guy who is a more recently made friend, at what point does it become reasonable to start to be upset about it?",As soon as you are uncomfortable with it. +"That is an issue, perhaps make it an epic or a rare, so that people don't over level it, but everyone has access to it.","While I do like your idea, a troop like this, in my opinion, defeats the purpose of buildings because now building targeting troops will go for a troop." +If this offer existed...,Now **that's** a *great* idea! +An aunt of mine died of a long terminal illness this Wednesday. People had to break their kids' piggy banks to get enough Rs. 100 notes to be able to pay for arrangements. All those things can't even be bought online or by cheques. This was in Delhi.,Arun Jaitley wants you to use cheques and not use such anecdotes as criticism You are not hiding black money are you? +"The color rush jerseys are pretty sweet, but the Steelers' traditional unis are, I believe, the greatest sports unis of all time. Every time the Steelers wear an alternate at home (I'm lookin' at you bumble bee jerseys), that's one less time they get to wear the greatest unis ever.",I wouldn't be upset if these color rush jerseys became our full time home jerseys. +Is there a reference I'm missing here?,"Perhaps turtles all the way down, but I can't seem to figure out how that would be relevant...?" +Sizing for Hypland,"Look at their sizing chart, think should be in the f.a.q part of their site" +"I don't want to kick you when you are down because I know it sucks (been there). I would prefer to wait to say this but I won't likely get a chance. And I wish someone had said these things to me years before I figured it out on my own. When I hear someone say I always was a good guy it's a red flag. Take your time feeling better. But when you do feel better, start thinking about what you mean when you say you are a good guy. I feel like it means you cater to everyone's needs but your own. If you are that type of person you will always attract the type of person that takes advantage of it. Once you learn to put yourself first you will start to attract more quality people into your life. Again, if this does apply to you, don't beat yourself up over where you are. Spend time feeling better. Then spend some time working on yourself.","Some solid advice there, really made sense to me." +"I've done my bit to make it rain by washing two cars, the rest is up to you guys. Someone (me probably) has lost my car squeegee so I had to chamois my car like some sort of animal. Get your headlights ready. This shitpost was brought to you by the letters F, and U. (And B, E, E, and R.)",What sort of cars? +Anime?,Yes it is. +Ha! Like the Democrats could find a virgin.,Ho Ho Ho Ho +Stop preaching. That's not going to work.,Why did you respond to my post in the first place? +"If you're going to accuse me of putting words in customer's minds, I'm not coming back to this subreddit!",GOOD +Erdogan backs down on his earlier statement: Operation in Syria only targets terror groups,Let's see how long it takes for the true Turkish focus to be clear: Turkish operation in Syria only targets Kurds. +I almost clicked this ad!,*My deck always needs an update* +It's taken me 3 days of self control to not open this chest...,"I had mine two weeks ago, but I gave in to the temptation and got my lava hound to level 2 It's alright tho, my Electro wiz is level two with 1/4 to level three" +"Speak for yourself. I've lived in LA/California, you can have that liberal oasis full of nanny laws and ridiculous taxes. I'll take Nashville and the rest of Tennessee any day of the week.","Yes, because I was obviously talking about taxes and regulations and not the rampant racism, bigotry, and ignorance this state has come to epitomize." +How many people regularly play on servers??,"Enough for me to meet players EVERYHWERE I go, even on the least populated server and channel." +Mom's Breaking Bad cookies,Baking Bad +Antonio Brown - Madden 17 - 93 OVR Chemistry Master - Muthead,Holy crap! +"Assuming that all specialty playbooks are identical to the H2H versions, you can find their formations towards the bottom of this page","Just making sure I read it right, no Dime Flat?" +"Just check Craigslist in general. I wanted a router and router table a few years ago so I popped onto the local Tools for Sale section. A day later I owned: - A bench top band saw - A bench top drill press - A small, Ryobi table saw with stand - Two circular saws - Two dremels. One basic, one multi speed. - dremel bits - Craftsman router and table - Smallish router bit set - Biscuit joiner - Dovetail jig for the router - Myriad other things I'm sure I've forgotten. All for $300. A guy wanted to be rid of his father's tools. Check your local craigslist, folks.",For comparison what would that cost at a costco for example? +Updated Post: Original Garage Photos Still Cast Doubt on Magic Bullet; Objects appear to be in front of/not under Air Compressor,Hey is the Black Jack creeper the one used for toting TH's body! +"Snoop Dogg hands out 1,500 free turkeys to families in Los Angeles",this is how you celebrity and look after your ends +When have you immediately understood that you're witnessing a historical moment?,Right as the second bomb went off at the finish line and I got auditory exclusion. +"The craziest lady in the video is the bitch filming; in what fucking universe is that an ambulance? At first I thought she couldn't see, but she kept calling it an ambulance even once it became clear it was a police car.",I think you mean ice cream truck. +"ESPN College Gameday Show Thread If you want a little ting in your tang tang, you can discuss and post anything related to the show (signs, screencaps, videos, etc) here.",McHale brought the gun show to Gameday huh? +"What music do you listen to while playing EU IV? Personally I like to play with the normal EU IV music (dlc music included) and I have installed a mod that gives me the EU III music mixed in with the normal playlist. For those that have never played EU III, make sure to check out its soundtrack, arguably you could say it's at least on par with EU IV'S music. Paradox games in general have very good soundtracks.",Either a podcast or an Audiobook +"Obama election spurs race threats, crimes (Nov. 2008)","It's not the same... those threats/crimes were against the president because he was black... today, we're getting threats and crimes AS A RESULT of what our president-elect has done and said BY the people who support the president-elect" +"Since America is only the US, then South Atlantic is in South America. Downvote me to hell, I'm heretic and deserve it.",South Atlantic is also South Western Africa... +Pretty sure you can find some blogs or articles with personal stories about it. They were often people caught doing something gay and told to participate or they'd be expelled. Is that a choice?,"but they had the choice to be expelled, too!" +Hip Hop Trooper doing his thing,"They just made a hit, and they never hit anything!" +"Dog saves all her puppies from a house fire, and put them to safety in one of firetrucks","Get in the truck, kids." +"So, the peace talks that were already going on with Russia and Syria were just imaginary then? So, the way the campaign manager had to treat Donald like a child to get him to behave shows that women have to be like mothers to get anywhere...? So, the way Melania Trump is a DOCUMENTED ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT shows how coming here legally helps? So, the massive amounts of assaults being reported across the nation, documented assaults where people are being told to get back to where they came from, having items of clothing ripped off them, having their vehicles defaced and vandalised, having their (and I hate this phrase, but it's exactly what they shouted just before they did it) pussy grabbed.... yeah, no reason to be worried about that at all....? The fact that the Dow did most of that gain BEFORE the election when it seemed certain Trump would lose, and the fact that 10 years ago you could get nearly 8 RMB to the dollar means you've just talked bullshit. So, where the fuck is this reality you talk about? 'Cos it sure as fuck isn't matching the facts!","Silly liberal, white people can't be illegal immigrants." +LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Please do me next.,"Bro, you don't want to be on his 250tb storage server he will fucking end you kid." +"Doing a mass evolution during double candy is still beneficial, since you get two candy for the evolve, and two candy for the transfer.",During Halloween you did not receive double candy for doing the evolution. +Clever,you forgot the +"All the people in the world suddenly drop dead, except for Redditors. How do you contribute to the future of mankind?",I build a wall. +"God, if trump wants to be a legendarily awesome president, he will work with Warren and Sanders to put through some very populist legislation that can appeal to every common man. This likely won't happen, but its a golden opportunity for him.",Trump has always been a Manhattan Liberal up to this Election. +Streamline is Free on Steam for 24 Hours!,Is that.. just *tag* but a video game? +"Wow, you sure handled 9/11 differently than I did.",Great joke +Watched it on Kodi today.,what was the app on kodi? +"Wow, the almighty terms of service lmfao, you're probably someone who actually reads the terms and conditions when making accounts that have no impact upon your life.",And you felt the need to attack him why? +Mr. Sandman - An ADC Zilean Montage,"Watched this just for the song lol, the editing was pretty nice too" +That's what she said!,You should hit it hard on a desk while it is semi erect to make it last longer. +Pa$tor is more like Past0r now that PDVSA left him,Rekt +I just reported a bug with precise instructions to fix it,I also forgot to change the placeholder title ._. +What is a order of the sword? Ligit sounds like something from a zelda game,From my understanding of the ceremony it is the highest honor enlisted can present to an officer based on their contributions to the United States Air Force. +"If you're not careful, you'll become the hate you're protesting against was probably also said by people who considered his existence a crime.",South African freedom fighters has as bad as police who beat Africans to death for fun. +God hates you for posting this copy and paste comment.,I hate me too. +Guys why would you lie about wanting a casual relationship when you really want a serious one?,Showing your cards too early comes off as needy/desperate. +Full uniform customization announced!,Oh noooooo they gonna ruin our non-existent lore! +Matt Millen made it sound yesterday like he'd be calling the Michigan game again next week.,"This is Matt Millen we're talking about, so he was probably completely wrong." +Yes they said cost over 200k 1) dont have job 2) be independently wealthy got it,you sound bitter youre not rich +"The trick is to make your target smaller, and you'll be more accurate.","You see ivan, when target iz smaller than peepee, you shall always shoot the accurate for fear of missing target." +I completely forgot that Anderson Cooper was gay...because that's how little it fucking matters. How do we put these people back in the box that Trump opened up?,You mean back in the basket? +How many PU$$IES did you destroy when you were 11?,OPs mom and pretty much all of them +6'6 ;),7) OP is too tall! +There's a first time for everything.,You look pretty but the weight drags you down. +"If I go to hell, being forced to read sentences like this would be my torture.",noted +Wife bought this... must be related to Sherries Berries,It's Darry's Barrels everybody! +"That's not true. Democrats have held the gubernatorial position for quite a number of years in Louisiana over the last 20 years, and they've had D senators. Mary Landrieu, etc.",And she was a dino - more republican than most actual republicans. +Xavius - Huge buff to DiscoLock,You would risk your main value generator being discarded? +"Do you have a god you used to play lots, then just kinda stopped? Mine is Vulcan. When I discovered and learned to play him competenty I grinded him to Diamond and then some (he's sitting at almost 1.3k). I've spent more time on only 3 gods yet I haven't played him in what feels like half a year. Do you have a similar thing with a god?","Freya, surprisingly enough destroying people in 4 autos got boring for me." +"Yup. In the show/manga its been at least 2 years, probably more like 3 and usopp and sanji haven't matured at all.",Well I think that even Zoro's sense of direction would get better instead of them 2 maturing +Oh please you act like it's all going to come crumbling down. Stop.,But the sky is falling! +A bit early to call it a circle jerk. I think you are confusing circle jerking with fun. CJ is when something lives off of its hype in a self fulfilling manner. You know its circle jerking when the posts are not game content but start becoming meme-y,I DON'T LIKE IT SO IT'S A CIRCLEJERK +"So now that Trump is president, parents can drop all responsibilities for their kids!? Finally! Fuck you little Timmy, you're Trumps reaponsibility now!","Hey its TV's job to raise my kids, me and my spouse have important carriers you know" +Yes. Obviously. Why support someone who's an asshole?,It's not that hard to separate someone's career and personal life. +"TIL that a complaint among test audiences for the film Good Night, and Good Luck, was that the actor playing Joseph McCarthy was too over the top and wasn't believable, not realizing that the film used actual archive footage of McCarthy himself.","My god, we Americans are a bunch of morons." +No. It just puts the muslims in their place that's all.,"If I blast Master of Puppets at full volume 5 times a day, I'm pretty sure someone will want to put me in place, and there will be no one to speak for me." +But it's Trump we have to worry about right?,"Uhh he's president now, it's pretty obvious this is his policy, because Haitians are brown." +"Seriously, the one thing I was good at in high school was math (well, two, because I managed to stop thugs from beating the shit out of me). Math got me into college, and programming and math and set theory got me a job. Just because they can't do it doesn't mean someone else can't.","Not a surprise, you racist!" +Coming up: the religious left is failing to support Hillary.,"And don't forget: Hillary has small, almost baby like, hands." +"How to shoot? This is the area where I am lacking in the game, i can get into the box or just outside of it but shooting just doesn't seem to be something I can do. In games I will regularly have between 10 to fifteen shots on target(from reasonable positions) and still ill manage only to put one or two away maybe three if the aids is on my side. So my question is how do I get better my record is 19-8-32.",Press circle/B +Actually there's a much more damning chat transcript slamming the rift for which they later apologized for.,Photos? +I can run that through ppsideloader when I get home. Give me a few hours. Idk how long this graduation ceremony will be,How's it going? +Why would Barta even go for that?,"Sometimes you get caught up in the moment and just get l;ocked into wanting the ball, silly decision for sure." +A map without Zealand,2meta4me +"why the hell would people buy this? just grab a raspberry Pi and a USB controller. Plays all Nintendo games before the N64, and even most N64 games run *okay* on the Pi.",But then you can't up sell it for way more online. +You do know he was like 12 years old in Brood war right? You can watch Day9's old videos analysing his Sc2 games,Judging an adult by how they acted as a child seems perfectly reasonable. +When you forget your Watchtower,Cos the watchtower is so full of new and exciting information you couldn't possibly answer any of the questions half-asleep and missing your magazine... +I'm in Idaho. Holler if you want me to snuggle things.,Can Pennsylvania join the snuggle club? +Does anyone else get really annoyed when political maps are the wrong colors,What year is this? +"Don't worry about the karma, speak your mind.",Says someone with nearly 20k karma HYPOCRISY +... the UK is hardly someone that can defend Europe lol.,We smashed the jerries remember? +Any chance you could find out what it is?,Edited my original post! +"Yeah, one year we won the first 6 and then lost the next 7. Good times.",I'm pretty sure Illinois won a bowl game against UCLA that year and finished 7-6. +Patriots?,Probably the closest we'll get. +The smugness and I'm better than you attitude from internet atheists really hurts atheism. No one wants to be a smug ass.,Internet atheists seem to. +"YOU LIVE IN ***CANADA???*** ME TOO! I'M CALLING 911 ON YOU, ***MOTHERFUCKER!*** ^^^^SORRY",Sorry that your sorry +"Offer it here. This is a perfect place for that kind of thing. If the item is interesting, I'll do it.",1 +"They are a bunch of old republican rejects that their own party threw out due to their incompetence and idiocy. The rest are lobbyists and bankers, you know those people Trump hates.",Can't wait! +"How that weasel, Alexis Ohanian, forced Victoria Jackson out of her job as coordinator for the high profile AMAs because he wanted to hob-nob with the celebrities. How Hoffman and Ohanian are considered the saviors of Reddit for coming back after the Ellen Pao fiasco is beyond me. Reddit only took off after those 2 clowns sold their stake in Reddit and left. How did their new post-Reddit ventures fair? Yeah, that's what I thought.",*fare +It's a thin line between living and operating a business or climbing up a bell tower.,"or, you know.. Empire State Building :)" +You know the person you're talking to is really really dumb when they claim slavery in the US wasn't a race thing,"I'm claiming the root of slavery wasn't race related, African tribes enslaving others to claim land and steal." +Want the absolute best / price not a factor? Samsung 850 Pro SSD,SanDisks are a bit better. +Orange Neptunes Offers,2k? +Pretty broad question. Who do you play? Remember with c stick you don't lose any momentum though when using your aerials So keep that in mind,Falcon and Marth +First Presidency Guardians of the Galaxy meme...,"I bet the bodyguard is behind Monson in this meme, helping him stand up." +"I mean, if you're going to claim that DPRK said something in an official capacity, wouldn't you expect to be able to find an official statement from the DPRK saying exactly what they're reporting on?","I mean, not really given that the DPRK is notoriously shady with what they release to the wider world." +Your grammar is so bad it's actually impressive.,You're * ;P obv. +3rd term!,Please no... +"LCK, I've come to bargain!","LCK, I've come to bargain!" +At a work conference in Southern Utah. My wifi hot spot is called 'The Nauvoo Expositor'. Looks like there is another apostate in the crowd as well. Hundreds of people here have these wifi networks popping up on their phones. How unfortunate.,I use Brother Jake in his honor +What is the worst tv show that became ridiculously popular?,Housewives and kardashians Why would anyone want to watch a bunch of stupid sluts whose bodies are 70% silicon talk about shit that doesn't matter for so long? +Why do people discriminate against others?,Because some people are just inherently inferior to others +New top four 1. Bama 2. Bama second string 3. Bama scout teams 4. High school from bama,Bama wants Bama +Because who wants to continue living anyway?,Snorlax can tell you what is the meaning of life is. +I assume it will be Huawei,I hope so! +top kek,Can't Scrooge the Nuge. +This is why you have headset 2,this is why you dont post a comment if you are clueless about the information you claim in it +"Depends. Similar ones, I expect. Unless Alabama pulls and Oregon and plays with their away colors and leaves us with the Scarlet.",Or Washington wins. +Also 2018 looks really bad for the democrats. I swear if we could go back a week I would phone bank so hard to change the result :'( I don't even want to think where America is going...,Thats the spirit! +all you fucking idiots need to stop. EVERY cell has a water fountain attached to the toilet..... if he died of thirst.... he chose not to drink,Read the fucking article dipshit +"Would it be cool if you could customize your reload animation? I was just playing and thinking how all the reloads for all the primary weapons are quite similar. Well what if you could pick different types of reloads to do? Kind of how there's different types of assassination animations there could be different reload animations as well. Flip the clip out sideways, load it from the other side, just drop it out, maybe even have one where you flip your weapon upside down lol, etc. You could unlock more for each specific weapon as you used it more. Idk maybe it's just a silly thing no one would care about, but it might keep things fresh. What's everyone's opinion?",Maybe third person reload animations. +**Prince_Kropotkin** Can you imagine if I actually WAS a troll here to sow conflict? My god.,**[deleted]** it's clearly a lucrative side gig +He was making a joke.,"Yeah, and?" +"Yeah, the hardline authoritarian fuckers are shit",*it's 2016* +"If you ever go to any of the Crossroads of the West gunshows, there's a laser engraving table. This would be the best way to do it, IMO, because most places that engrave don't do guns, to avoid any trouble.","Thanks, I've been meaning to go to a gun show, this will force my hand." +A lot of different Toppers and Antenas Your Cockroaches!,Just want to say this is hilarious... I'll check if I have a cockroach in a bit +Well I thought it's obvious??? In what world does the US government let go of California without a hitch?,I guess I should have assumed that 69Mooseoverlord69 would have a good grasp on strategy +The state of the protests.,"60,265,858 Americans are Nazis/KKK members/white supremacists I guess." +Boooo,So you want someone to come in your house and ~~steal~~pirate your bed? +"Ffs, I got told off the other week because I said that I am *not* offended when someone 'misgenders' me online. Apparently I am a horrible woman and a traitor to my genitalia because of this. I guess as a mere female I'm too fuckin stupid to even know when I'm offended....",Your masa knows better when you should be offended +"One of the reasons I'd love an ceramic 7s/8 next year, on top of wireless charging.","For 18.000$ only, sry ~ Apple" +The most electrifying card in Supercard,... has finally gotten a good picture. +"Britain, Britain, Britain. You seem to forget that the only thing that protected you was the English channel. Not your preference. Not your Queen. Not your Churchill. A channel of water. If it wasn't for the channel of water, Britain would have surrendered much sooner than France.",The channel plus the Royal Navy you mean? +Me and my new best pal!,Your new best pal is cute.... what does it say on her yellow badge? +It needs to be said that a lot of these issues may not be coming from Toriyama himself. He just supplies the bare-bones plot points and it's left up to Toei to handle eveything else (Toyotaro for the manga). I wouldn't be too quick to blame Toriyama for these things.,"Well in that case, you *can* easily pin a lot of these things on Toriyama, if all he's going to bother to do is write an extremely bare-bones plot and not put much more effort in than that." +Islamic extremist who said gay men's heads should be chopped off is now teaching children in London,Here be dragons +Don't muzzle people': Shane Warne claims Australia is becoming 'too PC',"Finally a white male voice in this debate, what a breath of fresh air." +"What are the chances of getting the charm you want in MHGen? (God charm) Say for example you wanted a charm that gave you +5 Fast Charge, +3 Crit Boost, and 3 decoration slots, what would be the odds of that? Any input on this would be gladly appreciated!","100%, everyone gets gathering +10 at the start of the game" +Does black often get direct damage like that? I thought black's version of damage was -X/-X effects and life loss.,"[[Drain Life]], [[Corrupt]]" +Isn't it like 40% per capita compared to Americans?,"Yeah, 7.6 to our 16.4" +"Gee, maybe now they'll try to get stuff done? Guess it only took a panic of losing the establishment huh?",Because it obviously wasn't because there was a gridlock or anything like that. +What do these little Icons do?,Their sole purpose is to act as our subreddit user flairs +Only took 3 yrs,"Yeah, because that's a priority in development" +i wanted the Jhurrel to come up,He's a Packer actually +EVERYTHING IS ALSO A GUN EVEN THE DOG.,when everything's a gun nothing is +And this is why you won't be remembered.,Yep :/ +Weird growth in monitor,"58 fps, literally unplayable" +"You're right, your emotional argument has settled the matter once and for all.","Humans are just numbers, everything is binary, there is no room for emotion in human politics, only cold ruthless logic" +"Depends on what you mean by a 'remake'. If we're talking about the style of the remakes for FF3 and FF4, not really; they didn't really improve the original much and the super-deformed style was, IMO, inferior to the original sprites. If we're talking about a full-on remake like it seems they're doing with FF7R, though, then absolutely!",What do you think of FFVI in the full sprite overhaul of FFIV: The Complete Collections? +New adventure I'm trying to brainstorm ideas for a first level starting adventure that doesn't involve goblins.... And ideas?,#NAME? +"Except he spelled it wrong, it should be a-r-s-e.","Oh *shite*, you are right, mate.." +Unless they're morbidly obese I don't think you have to be worried about them dying young.,"Not worried, just aware of the probability - even a small amount makes an cumulative effect." +...FUCK IS THA- death. Especially the Chameleon Deathclaws. They took something that couldn't be more fucking terrifying and did the thing.,followed by saving it whenever you go anywhere dark. +Maybe you need to do something above average? :/ I keed i keed,"It's kinda true though, I don't see it only when I played much worse than usually..." +The hair is the 2nd best change. Good job man.,Op is some kind of reverse Samson. +Trump's Presidency Is Shaping Up to Be an American Tragedy,"Best case, we regress 20 years, worst 50 years." +"Isn't Turkey a sizable military power? I'm not saying they would win in a war, but they'd definitely hold their own.",But the point isn't who would win but the destabilizing effect on the eurasian continent. +Fuck I love it! Looks nice and thick and I love the way your foreskin barely cover your head. Damn i need to get my mouth on an uncut man soon! How do you like being blow with the skin like that or pulled back?,Completely agree! +You wait in line for twelve hours and see how you react to that kind of shit.,I wouldn't wait in line for twelve hours for a phone. +"I never ate this, but gooey is not among the words I would describe good food with.",They did also use fried potatoes to describe chips. +USA owes nothing to them. If they can't pay the NATO fee then it's up to them.,Can't tell if serious... +Right out of the Liberal playbook,Why do liberals always project and blame everyone else for there problems and never admit they did something wrong. +"Goddamnit. This reminds me too much of the Egyptian protests in 2011. People accuse the protesters of being illegitimate, protesters accuse the counter-protesters of being paid, people start cracking skulls, the protesters claim that the people starting the violence are government thugs. This is third world shit, people. get it together!","There has literally been craigslists ads for protestors, paying like 20$ an hour in some metro cities." +Saying hello to some Swedish wolves,these r mine +"First year med student here, and I still know absolutely nothing. Could you tell me a little bit about what the surgery usually entails for a break like this? Also, why some fractures require surgery and some don't?","Non-med student here, what is happening?" +Oh I'm going to be shit posting for the next year then if it makes you happy :),Can't wait. +F1 has become a complete joke,It feels like anytime a car gets within 5 seconds of another it's investigated. +"The Powerpuff Girls will also (most likely) have that ability, plus Supergirl will be sold separately in March. (and for all we know, there could be more characters planned with that ability)",You know this how? +And they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming.,Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running +Isn't it throw him a bone?,You hit it on the nose +Why didn't I think of this before? This game is too easy,Just a heads up you replied with the same thing twice +Give him the hands Joe!,DJT bout to catch these hands +For god so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son. So why did he give Zika to poor Brazilians? Showerthought.,Opposition in all things. +"Have you upgraded your drivers? To do this on the terminal, `sudo apt-get upgrade`. Then reboot your system. Let me know if this helps.",The system is already up to date. +"Where would rank Kemba Walker this season I think Kemba despite playing extremely well, is relarivey under the radar, dude is averaging 25.8pts 3.8rebs 5.5asts 2stls 49.1% 47.8% 84.1% If he keeps up this level of performance, do you think he can compete for best pg in the east?","Non-biased answer, 2nd best of all time only behind Michael Jordan" +"This is better than anything Intel sells, m8",Unlock it to Dual Core m8 +Well McCarthy is probably gone. Hopefully.,"nah dude, just gotta execute" +"Shelf life's are guidelines, obviously you have to be careful with eye products but you don't have to immediately throw out something after a few months. Specially if it smells fine and isn't causing any problems.","A few months yeah, but one tube of mascara lasts me about 6 months, so it would literally take me years to use all of these." +They fuck with their fingers.,Elbow sex over the paraplegic! +"This has literally just turned into x responds to y, y responds to x. x responds to y, y responds to x. x responds to y, y responds to x. x responds to y, y responds to x. x responds to y, y responds to x. x responds to y, y responds to x. x responds to y, y responds to x. It's just getting over the top now.",Well best part is Regi has been right literally every time he has responded while SG is spewing shit. +Clinton's Substantial Popular-Vote Win,but he has a mandate! +Does Hillary do it for you?,"As a sex addict, absolutely." +We need Floyd's first step back. It makes Linval even more devistating to block.,No Zim is going to cut him +He still seems different to me this year for some reason. He still makes incredible throws but he also seems to miss a lot more this year. But still if this is his sophomore (junior) slump year I don't want to see him at his best,"I think he kind of got it back this game, especially 2nd and 4th quarters" +Why were you arrested?,"I've never been arrested, but I've done my fair share of arresting, usually for domestic violence situations, shoplifting, or warrants." +"People should know by now that if it has the Bethesda name on it, you should wait.",Bethesda can do no wrong though +Who's your favorite gold player in MUT? Ive gotta go with 80 ovr Ron Parker. Ive had Milloy and Pryor but Ron just seems to play above his stats.,David Johnson Oliver Vernon +"I Love You All Just wanted to say thanks to everybody in the madden community. This game is badass and the community we have here is awesome. I love you all. And Volhar, Larry Allen loves you. And Cisco IS NOT CERTIFIED.",Ly2 +"I made a new Profile picture for my Youtube channel, Thoughts?",E corp +Looks like a Tool video come to life. What is this from?,It's the new u/mormondocuments leaks... Haven't you heard? +"Reddit has its own search bar in the top right. Also, you could choose Show results from the last week on google as well and it wuould give you the most recent ones, seeing this questions comes up every day","I don't get that option on Google :/ Also I didn't think to look at the search bar on here, something I've never used tbh." +"You guys have helped Corsair ship over 10 million Power Supplies. As thank you, we're giving a limited edition RM1000i away for free! (details in comments)",I'm entering because i'm close to buying my new pc soon and i'm thankful that corsair is so nice and listening to the community all the time +It will work. You just need to really jam the cartridge in. A hammer should do the trick. Happy gaming!,You forgot to blow on it. +TAIWAN NUMBER 1 !!!,~~Taiwan~~ Republic of China +Dopplegangster is a neutral card too but it's themed and flavored so that the mechanics line up with the Goons. I think the theming of this card is particular enough that you can reasonably expect it to run adjacent to Lotus's mechanics.,Barnes must be the lotus emperor then +CVS now open at Lake+California It opened in the old Fresh&Easy next to Einsteins Bagels and Peets Coffee,"Great, I'm so happy I moved from my amazing apartment on California and Oak Knoll" +Mei is not a tank Title.,I beg to differ. +Donald Trump says he's going to deport up to three million immigrants immediately,Is that what those FEMA camps are for? +Justice Ginsburg Wears 'Dissent' Collar Following Contentious Election,A Supreme Court Justice should not be making political statements. +Japan's Shohei Otani launches a ball into the roof of the Tokyo Dome against the Netherlands,"Haha if that happens in TB one more time, Montreal will have a new MLB team" +"President-elect Trump selects Priebus for Chief of Staff, Bannon for Chief Strategist.",who's the chairman of RNC now? +*Milliseconds (?),Milliseconds would have overflowed 32 bits in under 50 days! +"When you from Philly and are a Jets fan, but ITT people trash talking Philadelphians...",I was born and raised in Philly and trash talk Philly. +they didn't play as crisp because it was harder to. np's movements evolved since the last time they played. gave me alot of hope for a top 4 finish for np in the major,"or even win a major, i believe in envy" +The church has more power there.,"Yeah, the massive Republican voting blocs in the Lutheran and Catholic religion." +How many high schoolers do you know with credit cards...,"Cards in general - debit, license, rando :) membership cards" +Our characters never refer to the zombies as Zombies Closest thing to it is in bo1 when Dempsey says K to the I to the A zomBITCH! Also Dr. Monty does refer them as Undead.,Look at all the ZOMBIEES -Dempsey +"Surprise it's that close between us. Also, isn't the TCU game @ TCU?","Yeah, OP is some kind of monster who puts the home team first" +En ese caso nos llenamos de guita porque vaca muerta vuelve a ser rentable,*Win-win scenario* +You mean political organizations with a set list of goals and ideals to fight for that help organize like-minded people to coordinate protest acts? You're just condemning the act of organizing.,It's a conspiracy! +"I do, fuck um",So then you're in favor of illegal immigrants being able to get driver's licenses? +"Alright Playoff Teams, post your matchups and we'll guess which team will take it to the next round! Obviously it's much more helpful to let us know rules, i.e. PPR, 1 or 2 week matchups, etc. also let's keep the teams anonymous (Team A vs. Team B) Good luck!","PPr Team A: cousins or Luck, zeke,Kelley,Obj, cobb, thomas, tyrellW,Kelce,prater,eagles Team B: Stafford, Hyde, Ware, Booker/dion, Crowder, Evans Watkins/arob, Ebron/Bennett, Tucker, Ten" +His fact free video diagnosis of Trump as a cocaine addict? Do real doctors do that?,That was so obviously tongue in cheek though... +"To be honest, the drop rates for pretty much all legendaries are randomised except from specialty enemies like WTF from Chubbies. So, you don't really have 'set drop rates' for anything in borderlands, everything is either Rare, Common or Impossible to get for example; The Bee, RokSalt and a perfect parts Pearlescent Weapon respectively.",Thank you +Pacioretty takes a deflected Weber shot to the face,When Weber hurts his team. +#HabsBathroomWatch Gotta make sure the boys are regular.,Is this a new thing. +DO YOU NEED A DESHARNAIS? I THINK YOU DO,ARE YOU SURE +yeah generally. but for all we know maybe the baby wasn't normal. It isn't 100% impossible for a baby to become healthy early on i'm sure. but at that age aren't babies generally supposed to be breastfed. (yeah you could formula feed them but from what I hear breastmilk helps with the baby's immune system which is obviously a very crucial thing to develop early on),They're still incredibly vulnerable either way +"You guys look far any reason to kill, eh?","Mostly brown people, but throughout history we've killed a little bit of everyone." +And I have no faith in them or the entire party. How many who denounce Trump ended up supporting him?,It's hard to get paid otherwise +They were like 10th anyway. There was such a tiny chance of the Cavs moving up for Wiggins. Then again they would've happened to move up even if they'd been 14th,I know that 2011 was just probably an anomaly but the Cavs had the Clippers pick That year and a 2.5% chance of reaching #1 and they got it. +"9mm pocket gun? Im thinking about a pocket gun, but I use a 9mm currently. I would prefer to keep the same caliber for both ballistic and monetary reasons. What would my options be?",Hi-point c9 +Oh I member!,Your member is already small enough that they don't need Pymm Particles. +We did it boys,You kept pounding +I made a raunchy 90's sitcom style commercial for my friends bar. I think we nailed it!,Re do the vocals and don't let them peak this time and it'll massively increase the quality of the ad. +China Erects Massive Statue of Donald Trump as Rooster,"i love all these people saying they hate trump because he's corrupt, while they cheer on china, one of the most corrupt countries" +When I went to school back in the day (80's/90's) we learned about the 5 pillars. It was a very fundamentalist Bible Belt area. Nobody cared and it was considered useful information to know. People are too hysterical and easily offended nowadays.,"I bet some people cared, they just lived in a different county or state and you didn't hear about it because there wasn't the internet to push every story about every dumb thing like this." +-That the most popular decision will result in the best outcome. NO. Fullstop. -That democracy is the holy grail of governemtal structure. NO. It's just the least bad we have. Specially concerning scientific matter democracy is one of the worst things to have. It doesn't matter at all that the masses think for example Nuclear energy is bad and should not be used. It's a FACT that it's the cleanest source of energy we have (not saying we shouldn't invest in developing renewable technologies).,"But nuclear causes bad things on tiny island with huge natural disasters, so we can't have one here on america!" +Unfortunately can answer this for Tennessee as well. No confidence at all,same +"Welcome to the internet, where a lot of people like the Lakers and the overwhelming majority of civilization doesn't know the Timberwolves exist.",Everyone hates a fan like you though. +"After I moved to Colorado, I realized I will never get my weed in a Ziploc bag ever again. I was kind of sad. If I ran a weed shop out here, I would run a retro special with weed in sandwich bags.",And the phamacy can give you your medicine in a cigarette cellophane. +"Went straight for all the recruitable pop policies, built nothing but Infantry equipment, and rushed the USA as soon as I could. Was slow at first, but eventually all their divisions became under-equipped and my men, built solely from infantry armed with equipment 1/2, swept over them.",Where's the wall when you need it? +Would it be legal and/or reasonable to park it perpendicularly? I first saw Smart cars in Italy before they were available in the US and they'd park their cars straight in to parallel spots.,"Came to say it looks like it'd be easier to just park it sideways, lol" +Tactleschlong,TactilAids +Does anybody know the timestamp for the genesis of neo-egg?,We first hear about new Ryan at 1:54:55 +"Isaac Stats Hey guys. I'm a statistician and I thought it would be fun to see the stats of the average win and loss and create a model that shows at one point in stats a win is guarenteed. I'll use NL because he plays the game to a point where mistakes are only the ones expected and he produces a large amount of content. Right now the model is including all the stats from missing hud, whether it was guppy or not, and whether it was a win or not. If you guys want me to include anything else let me know and after 40 or so runs i'll put out the first model.",Include how many times he says bad damage. +"I could live on Arby's cheese sticks. That shit is so good I'm in tears reminiscing about them. They're never all empty and hard, they're as big around as John Holmes and they're pretty much a meal in themselves.","You could live on them, just not for long." +#BadGrammarAndRunOnSentencesHurtMyBrain,"Stop exxagerating, I found a period." +"Idk man, I think *This Means War*",You mean Sad But True? +member when I didn't give a fuck,Member when i downvoted your ass? +"I can't wait for christmas to come around, and 13 year olds everywhere are unwrapping infinite warfare. Sub flooded with people posting stuff along the lines of So there's this debris that magically opens up if you hold square on it, does anyone know about it? Posts just like this one.",Some tough words coming from a guy who likes cheese on his pancakes +I've never known someone to watch a bad remake and then go watch the original.,Read two comments up -- there's an anecdote about someone doing just that. +"The primary problem is that nuclear and solar require a more highly educated labor force than coal, gas, or oil. There are no roughnecks in the nuclear or solar industries. Some blue collar, yes, but not to the extent of the fossil fuels. A big chunk of Trump supporters were these blue collar roughnecks that he promised to bring jobs back to. Whether he keeps that promise shall remain to be seen.",I mean if Homer Simpson could do it... +Woman losing her mind at an intersection,I sell propane and propane accessories. +"yeah, also Newt said we would've done better, but the RNC and Trump obviously did not focus in CA.",There was not one commercial for Trump in the LA metro. +"I, an esteemed uneducated nobody, say that Hill-bert's is the best restaurant with a drive thru that I know of in the city of Austin, in response to OPs question. Whataburger, which I have much experience with as a native Texan, will never come close unless Hill-bert's is closed or my car is out of gas.",Fuck you Ray you ONLY like Hilberts because it is inconvient for literally everybody we hang out with +"Me, a name I call myself.","Far, a long-long way to run." +What meme or picture do you find hilarious that other people don't?,Kappa +Pepperoni? Lol. I guess everyone tastes things differently. It's great as a crab substitute. Definitely one of my favourite edibles.,"Yeah, I'm getting more of a lobster vibe TBH." +I definitely would like to do this to Seattle's Best Coffee,Dude I lost my virginity in pbr +"We've had something similar happen in my store. This one old guy has returned 3 HP AiO computers in the span of two weeks because, according to him, they were infected with viruses. He hadn't gotten VS, yet despite all that we still couldn't manage to convince him during the purchase of the 4th and hopefully last computer.","Sorry you returned all the computers you bought that you destroyed through my product, thanks, now we have no computers in store and will have to order them" +Comment history is free to see.,The last refuge of the man with no argument is to dig up a post history to try to cling to whatever pitiful sense of superiority you can muster. +Ronaldo joke,Not a joke mate dead serious +"If you do a chanelled stealth kill which leaves no corpse, will the enemies still be alerted if they ever go in the vicinity of where the said unit is killed?","Probably not, but they can apparently hear the death." +And the second half was RE 6 but in NY xD,"Lol, exactly." +"If you ask my dad, me apparently",:( happy holidays +"Iliescu despre Iliescu? anyway, nu-i suport pe niciunu. iliescu macar mai da cate una amuzanta pe ici, pe colo","Adevarat, la gluma cu minerii m-am spart de ras!" +The ultimate conclusion of this meme,Blowing up the Death Star was just as bad as blowing up Alderaan. +Sale question US Should I put talisman on A-26 or buy Spitfire LF IX?,"I put a talisman on my A-26C-45 and don't regret it, it's a great RP farming machine both in AB and RB." +Mi hai fatto sprecare 5 secondi della mia vita a leggere il tuo commento sul nulla :(,"Non lo valuti poi molto il tuo tempo, visto che ne hai spesi altri per rispondermi." +Give me a list of good loot based games!,Destiny +TL;DW: What in the world were they thinking?,What makes you think that they were thinking at all? +"Fuck, who do I root for now? I like everyone in the chase now",for a first time champion? +Whats your favourite underused/underrated exotic? Mine is Hereafter! I absolutely love that sniper. It comes with an amazing scope and snapshot. That with the amazing looks and sound just makes it the best gun ever for me.,The Last Word. +Prior to this gif I couldn't have named a good way to propose at someone else's wedding but this is just too perfect,"My wife wanted to do this for her friends at our wedding but by the time the wedding came her friend had already proposed, I was looking forward to it too" +"I mean, I knew the K7XX was blowing up, but not quite like this...",Mind-blowing headphones... Sounds good to me. +"hmm, we lose four hours of wholesome goodness from maintenance. hopefully people can get in as per schedule.","November 15, 22:00 PST until November 16, 4:00 PST (6 Hours) o_o ..." +At least now they have a teammate who understand english.,Now they can translate for when hen1 hears A or B from the casters +This video was spawned from watching some dudes guide where he did all of this. Except his was meant to be serious,ThirdAgeFilms amirite? +Next November we should just wrap everyone in bubble wrap,I now just realized how much I want to see Carey Price play a game bubble wrapped. +"Nearly Half of All Xbox One Owners Use Backwards Compatibility, Exec Says","Just played the whole Halo Reach campaign last week, so happy I get to play one of my favourite games on my Xbox One :)" +I'm starting to think Nylander isn't from Ontario at all,Good ol' Calgary boy +The truth hurts,"Heh, I guess the Price is wrong then." +Joe Biden has made enough sacrifices already...,You leave Jack Burton alone! +"I've had these arguments with my friends. I'm by no means a fan of corruption, but I am a fan of competence. If I had to choose to be lead by a corrupt but competent person or an honest but incompetent person, I'd take the first. I am not saying those that disagree with me are wrong, but that's my view. If schools are funded, streets paved, and the society and economy chugging along nicely, who cares if a few friends get nice appointments? Or donors get meetings? I just want a government that works and am not naive enough to always expect absolute ethical supremacy from my leaders in all aspects of life. I feel Trump is both dishonest and, unless proved otherwise, incompetent, so we are gonna get the worst of both worlds.",Can you name one corrupt but competent leader in history who did something good for his country? +American based companies are supposed to pay US taxes doing business outside US.,"Hey, they're doing business outside Australia too, they should pay us as well!" +Is there an exact date when Halloween Candy event ends? If there is a date then i'd like to know so I can tell if there's enough time for me to get 5 more pieces.,Most likely in a few hours +Well maybe they should stop being textbook fascists?,"No no, we got to be politically correct" +What if I told you that most of society is stupid,The average voter is as drunk and stupid as ever - Richard Nixon's head +So minorities can't find this funny?,"no, stop being a white apologist, you've been indoctrinated." +"People who have dialed numbers written on bathroom stalls, what's your story?","dialed the number i saw in a stall, 6 years later i married her" +crazy to think that sterling shepard might also become a great WR,maybe its eli +You rarely hear people mention Chrono Trigger these days..,"Yea, Chrono Trigger and this indie game called Final Fantasy VII never get the love they deserve just because 'the graphics are shit'" +"Haud yer horses. It's coming. CCP just don't want to say when, until it's actually certain.",Sauce? +Haha sounds fun !,Sounds fucking weird to me +hey guys its 1v5 lets all rush him 1 by 1 close quarters when he has nowhere to go eagles are amazing,But its 1v5 there's no way they could have lost +I bet they can really *wreck* your wallet! ^sorry.,"No you're not, you knew exactly what you were doing going into that..." +were there changes in 1987? I don't believe so...,"Whoops, I meant to type 1981!" +"Oh my God, I never mentioned Courage of the Colossus! What the hell was riot thinking with this?! You take this new broken keystone, put it on Vi, and you have a brutal tank who does massive amount of damage and is tanky as hell with the huge shield. Just why?","Idk man, letting a tank or fighter almost double his health bar in a teamfight sounds completely balanced and will not be broken at all!" +Apple's $300 book contains 450 photos of Apple products,At least the entire thing isn't bloatware for once.... oh. +BUILD CITY WALLS!!!,SCIENCE! +Rob Kelley has lost yards on just 2 of 60 carries,"Oh, but that schedule tho..." +Remember! Obama deported 1.5 million people in his first term. Trump is talking about the exact same policies that Obama defended.,Odd..... I didn't hear this in the news. +Like Ireland. Bulgaria is a parliamentary republic with the president having mostly representative powers.,"He doesn't need power, he already has MiG-29." +Postcards from Post-Apocalyptic Washington DC : White House,But that picture makes it look cold - global warming can't be real! +Ha.,Ha. +Who in the fuck deep fries a turkey???,don't knock it till ya try it +Planechase Anthology Packaging,"I am so gonna play the crap out of this, but i wanna try archenemy also" +Almost any SRT4 and practically every 240sx,"Yeah, I would only ever buy new SRT4s and 240SXes." +"This is in 358/2 Days, in BBS Curaga is better",I didn't know they had Shotlocks in 358/2 Days. +Get a back pack and load up on apples....Hold W and keep spamming F ....Faster pickins this way,Thanks :) +Don't you mean Paycheck: The Burglary ? Benefit: The Robbery ?,Credit-Acquirer: The Steal +"She is yes. She's not a blameless character, she's just a character that seems to take the lions share of the blame. While Tywin is a shrewd badass that gets things done, Cersei is an evil bitch. Tywin is a fan favourite and is rarely blamed for the evilness of his actions, not even when those actions effected another fan favourite (Tyrion) and screwed up his life. Cersei isn't a fan favourite, so she's the whore who cheated on her husband, despite the fact her husband cheated on her and her brother/lover never takes any of the blame. She's the bitch who bore bastards, while Robert fathered about 16 of them without anyone battling an eye. She's the evil mother who raised a monster, apparently alone, even though he had (who everyone thought) a father who pretty much didn't care about him. Cersei takes a shitload of crap in comparison to other characters, because she's not well liked, not really because her actions are more evil than most. Jaime Lannister pushed a child out of a window, and yet I don't think he's ever really been disliked, even before his redemption arc.","You forget the most important point - she's a woman, which means that if she's ever done anything wrong she's considered to be evil incarnate for ever forwards." +"If a person maintained Hillary's emails were a nothingburger, thereby contributing to her hilarious defeat, one must be consistent and say the same about Pence.","Yeah, the hillary supporters are the real hypocrites." +(X-post from r/ATBGE) Tastefully modified BMW,The Please send nudes really takes the class up to the next level. +Via subreddit request: Genderbend someone.,I don't know how I should feel about this? +52 12 packs a year. So what? $600 a person per year? The union leader said it was worth giving up because it could have been healthcare.,"It's closer to $1040 a year, beer costs quite a bit more in Canada" +This smart usb charger can hide up to 3 charging cables just by touching it.,"Oh look, another overhyped kickstarter product that is going to revolutionize how we live our lives." +When you buy your first bond and your major is chemistry.,My major is computer science and I have 99 botting +I cancelled a trip to Busch Gardens because Montu was closed :(,"You made the difficult, but correct, decision." +"I hope SEGA brings back Super Monkey Ball for the Nintendo Switch! I'd love to see a new Super Monkey Ball game. It seems like the perfect game for a mobile/home hybrid. I'm hoping if they did, it would be more along the lines of SMB 1 and 2, I didn't really enjoy the style or gameplay of Banana Blitz that much.","Yeah, but all the original Sega studios are dead....." +It's a fucking gainer,I've never heard that called a gainer in competition. +Pence: 'I don't understand the basis' of Michelle Obama's claims,That's easy to do if you are willfully ignorant. +"I get much, much more nervous when two guys I'm having sex with first meet. Not sure why.",Maybe it's cause we tend to fight with our antlers upon meeting competition for our mate. +Is free speech being oppressed in Ireland from the far-left?,Nope. +Conservatives hate the constitution save the 2nd amendment.,They do really seem to hate everything but having guns. +The copy on the watch ad ruins it for me.,The only thing missing is lorem ipsum and FPO on the image +Do places like this still exist? These padded warehouses were a blast as a kid,Babies would be made +"For now, I probably should not say why the window was small. There is a specific reason why u/mormondocuments claimed it was small, but if there was any truth to what he told me, the info could help identify his source","Or more likely, you were given a window that was small because it is a high-pressure sales tactic to get people to buy without taking the time to think through what is going on." +Fury Nitro?,"Sapphire Fury Nitro, that's the name at least." +"Agreed... Really didn't like it. And I honestly don't get what makes it so good? I watched both of them and nothing from either appealed to me. Honest question, what DOES make it so good?",it's 2 deep 4 u +France has a quarter of the homicide rate that we do...,And still has rapes and murders and kidnappings where victims are unable to defend themselves because they are unarmed. +*sarcasm*,You hope. +I'm just waiting for the *USS Canyonero* to make an appearance.,It's going to be the F-series. +What the hell is a 'globalist' anyways? and why is everybody one of them?,Because Jews. +48-38! What a game.,"I got up, went to the bathroom, took out the trash, grabbed a beer, sat back down and it was the same possession!" +Seydou Doumbia (Basel) nice goal against Arsenal (1-4),FIFA 12 Career Mode Legend +Which video game boss have you been killed by the most?,France (eu4) +Pastor in texas yells at kids waiting for santa,Replace one lie with another. +What's crazier is people were willing to risk their lives to ride atvs on property not their own.,TIL that trespassing and attempted murder are equally crazy. +Nervous before her date,Which Kantai collection character is this? +Midwest makes real solid stuff. Their handguards and BCG's are top notch.,Good cause I already bought one. +"She did run as a moderate Democrat, and she won all the moderate Democrats. Are you mad that she called herself a progressive?",Yes +":( bees are your friends, I could understand if these were wasps or anything like that","Ha, do you think this guy is just murdering bees?" +asking hard hitting question against a candidate its a good idea to know what the opponent would ask. I really can't see how this can be a problem as long as its a two way street.,"Yeah, I'm sure it was." +should league add a mini map button? I think riot should add a mini map button to show an enlarged mini map in the middle of the screen. Since i think this will increases players mini map awareness especially to players who like to spam keys during the early game (sometime i will totally forget about the minimap thing :P). Do you guys agrees with my opinions?,I didnt know I want this +"None of the active ones. The passive ones from the elves and lizards are pretty good in general, and the bretons are great.",Insanely fast Magicka regen is never useful +"Look, I HATED George Bush Jr. after the Iraq War. I held him responsible for killing Americans out of idiocy and the pursuit of profit. He was human trash in my eyes. And I would never say anything close to this about his family. And not because I wanted to but societal norms prevented me from announcing my feelings. I never had any desire to say this because I never felt that way about them. That doesn't make me some saint; it just makes me a civil member of society.",Look at this show off. +Aches with the NASTIEST 3 piece + turn on Ive ever seen,GOAT +Babylake is looking to be incredibly undank.,Ayy lmao babylake was a failed abortion +"I disagree. It's a very good game, but I think that Donkey Kong is the best game ever.",Donkey Kong sucks! +"How do we get Temple into a P5 conference? I think after the success the football program has had, along with the long time successful basketball program and top 5 media market- temple has to be the #1 candidate for p5 expansion. Which conference is the best fit and how can we get it done? It's too late for this coach but I'd like to have temple in a p5 by 2020 so we can hang onto our next coach.",lol +"Week two of the Trump Presidency: In other news, Alec Baldwin died in a mysterious boating accident when his leg got tangled in some concrete blocks.","Wow, you think he'll make it two weeks." +Don't know how to install ram? Amazon to the rescue!,"I don't know man,You know those power connectors can get tricky sometimes" +"Bermane Stiverne Fails Drug Test, Positive For Banned Substance","Positive.. that's good, right?" +One great juke by Austin.,Hows it Austin so good at every game he touches? +Out of the loop here: why is he being called the president?,He's one half of Orange Juice. +Thank God it was around 10 pm when you asked me to do this. I'm pretty sure it was the best thing that happened to my mom yesterday LOL. Your turn man.,Truth +So what do you do now when grouped with toxic teammates?,Throw? +You sound like you have tough time being challenged and it probably has to do with your dad,"You got me, I have a tough time with little bitches on the Internet who can't take a loss but it actually has to do with your mom, who is currently blowing me." +"Poor unfortunately. It's probably been the worst part of his term. Blunders in the middle east, arming moderates that became radicalized over time in Syria, his inaction in Crimea all indicated a fuzzy and unclear strategy. Maybe trying to distance himself from W's policies, but this middle ground approach was damaging. As of now the middle east is in shambles. Obama is in an odd spot where he supports radicalized rebels, opposes ISIS and opposes Russia trying to clean up the ISIS/radical problem. It's a mess. What exactly are we trying to achieve here? A never ending quagmire for the Syrians? Cuba is probably the best thing he accomplished in that department.","Not to mention his intransigence gave mixed signals to our allies, leading to them being unwilling to shoulder the burden of an undirected foreign policy, resulting in us being the clear director of the shitshow." +What is the error your encountering?,The segmentation error +Or just play on PTS before the patch goes live.,Console doesn't have a PTS +Love in the time of chlamydia,Probably the kind of guy who'd find a tree with a visible knothole provocative. +"Bro i've been on 15 ping and i've been on 150 ping and everything in between, and trust me when I say this, below 80 it doesn't matter as long as it's stable and constant.",Yeah it really doesn't matter when you face tank the enemy skillshots instead of dodging them because ping doesn't affect those situations +"I may be a little biased because Bloodborne was the reason that made me buy a PS4. That being said, I'd say that it was totally worth it...the game delivered everything I hoped, a souls experience in a cosmic horror setting was something that I couldn't imagine being so good. For me, a person that owns a PS4 and never played Bloodborne has an incomplete experience.",I'm sold! +What does the 'H' in Jesus H. Christ stand for?,Harambe +"Yes, it's fun to play pretend!","(Sorry, can't hear you for the echo chamber in here.)" +you created a in sincere character you know its false own up to it and self acualize yourself,I don't really understand what youre getting at tbh +"You never know with the Kings though! They traded Stauskas, two vets, two pick swaps, and a top 10 protected first rounder to the 76ers just to clear cap space for a one year rental of Rondo. That first round pick will likely go to Philly the year after Boogie leaves. It's maybe the stupidest trade I have ever seen.",Vlade/Vivek are wild cards +How exactly do I do that?,Remove any company names. +The world is filled with 9th grade boys who've decided that the best way to express their individuality is to not give a rat's ass about their education. Too cool for school.,they are all so original i want to be like them +She's planning on buying you No Man's Sky,Bitch had it coming if you ask me. +"picking up my mkv today, anything i should know? Hey guys, I'm picking up my mkv today and I'm super excited. It's an 06, manual tranny in white. I'm really looking forward to it as this is going to be my first enthusiast car. So, since you the experts I'm coming to you to get the basics. Are there any quirks I need to watch out for? I already plan on replacing the cam follower soon, because the previous owner doesn't remember ever having done it. What brand of oil is best for it? I'm planning on doing some improvements on her, what should I start with? I'm guessing cai is the cheapest/easiest bang for you buck mod I can do. Anything else you recommend. She needs new shocks and struts, so I was planning on just upgrading them instead of replacing with stock. Any recommendations there? Any other words of wisdom for a newbie?","Get a Stage 1 tune by APR, hands down the best power mod for the money 2009 MkV 6MT, also in white :)" +Does Stephen A Smith ever stare at his bedroom ceiling and realize his entire life is about being an arrogant buffoon? Does he buy his own inconsequential bullshit?,Actors are paid to act. +Not my friends they got annoyed because I talked about him all the time and once the commissioner removed me from the leagues group chat for talking about him too much but its okay,"I love Vooch too, man." +on 7.1 you can create an app shortcut to take you directly to your library.,About time. +I wanted to share this awesome Nyaromon plush I ordered a while back.,I'm reporting this... **THIS GAVE ME DIABETUS** +"Rumor has it the stage two booster screamed Allah Ackbar before the rocket exploded, this was censored on /news.",Well with all that Muslims contribute to the world of technology I would not be surprised if it had a sticker saying Made in Syria on it. +They did?!,Yep! +Game Thread Week 16: Cincinnati Bengals (5-8-1) VS Houston Texans (8-6) Time: 8:25 PM Place: NRG Stadium *Help the mods by reporting trolls* **Sort by new for up to date discussion.**,"My boy from Bay Minette, Wallace Gilberry, on fire tonight!" +"He's only 30! People go on like he's in his 40s. With sports scientists watching him from being a teenager, his self discipline, the training ethic etc. there's no surprise he's a beast. This is the first generation of players who we should see playing at an incredibly high level well into their 30s, especially if they continue to evolve their games.",Considering Pato peaked at like 24 and Ronaldinho at 29 it's pretty impressive that he's been able to keep himself at what a normal player his skill set does at 27 +"They can't show that, it's classified information son.",WELL YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT THOSE MODIFICATIONS TO YOUR A2 SCOPE! +"After last night, Russell Wilson is now the highest rated passer on the road in NFL History",Game managed himself in to the history books. +here's to hoping she runs again in 2020,I really hope you forgot to put +"Don't get me wrong, revenge porn is awful, but I'm pretty sure it's not on the level of something like poverty or climate change.",Some would say that it's your male privilege that allows you to worry about climate change and poverty while women have to worry about things like revenge porn +"As sick as some of this shit is wearing hear out of the republicans, if democrats don't hold people to their bullshit and do something to keep people in check i'll be just as disappointed and hopeless in them. Both sides are fucked in different ways, and some in the same ways, honestly we as a nation need to keep everyone in check as well. I'm looking at you Trump supporters who kiss his ass and defend his every bad move, you voted for change so make sure you follow thru with your demand.",Surely the only change they voted for was changing the number of living African Americans to a lower number? +Seahawks release Action Green Colour Rush Uniforms,"These are ugly af, but if it's for just one game, whatever." +Precision German Skateboarding,Saving your Bae-Con +which presidents called their opponents cocksuckers,LBJ +How long do we give McAdoo? Two years?,If he misses the playoffs this year +I say it all the but why can't footballs camera be behind the quarterback like madden instead of on the sideline?,All 22 and madden cam is extra beeitch pay up +"You can land a 737 at DCA, you can't go much bigger, but it happens every day (Southwest flies out of there regularly). The bigger issue is that they can't really ramp up the number of flights or extend hours and many airlines don't have spare 737s just lying around to replace commuter jets. Even if the demand goes up, it isn't easy to just swap from an ERJ (or equivalent) to a 737 on a given route.",That's my point though -- they really shouldn't be flying 737's at national given how short the runway is. +Pleasure to meet you...,This is why I throw my bottles into the lake it makes nice homes for sea creatures. +"Chances are we're all law abiding citizens. However, if you find yourself in a similar situation in Canada just clam up. Say nothing except 'lawyer'.","Two big lessons here: don't talk to the police without a lawyer, and don't hire a hitman to kill your parents." +so triggerd bois..,? +"My dad was a three sport jock in high school, and a ladie's man all through his twenties. He ended up with uncoordinated, socially awkward, bookworm me for a son.",Are you adopted? +Kek <- this one Kek Kek Kek,**[REMOVED INTENSIFIES]** +Thanks for the explanation! I'm glad I checked back to this thread and learned some pronunciation! Thanks m9!,Here we spot a Brit or perhaps an Aussie using the second tone of the ever so popular phrase m8. +McLaren NOT in discussion with Apple -McLaren spokesman,This would have brought a lot of attention to the sport and could have been a big boom. +I presented a scholarship to a girl named Mursaydeez pronounced Mercedes It was all I could do to not crack up in front of the entire senior class when saying her name.,Please tell me that her surname was Nutzmann or something like that... +A Harrier Carrier.,Yes. +"NOFX Oxy Moronic Music Video - Featuring A Few Earwolf Regulars (Besser, Sodaro, etc)",when did nofx get so corny? +anime_irl,My life in a nutshell +A christian drama film isn't really something i would have thought of for a good actor like Brett Dalton.,A Christian drama film *from WWE* nonetheless. +"Scapers in college, do you have a laptop, pc, or both? Currently I'm a senior in high school planning on going to a 4 year university next year here in America. I have a computer I built that I use for everything, but I know that the average college student uses only a laptop. So, what do you use? If it changes anything, I'm planning on studying computer science and I probably can't afford a laptop that would be able to do what my pc can. Finally, I figured this would be a good place to post it because I probably use my computer for similar things to other people on this sub.","when you say pc i assume mean desktop, becasue a laptop is a pc" +I have a steam link that works amazing(1080p@59-60fps) on wifi so I'm glad they have it. I have an apartment so wiring it is a no go. That being said most people don't have a good enough router that is properly positioned and setup and I think that the steam link should state that in some way.,somewhere it says ethernet is recommended for most consistent experience or something. +What religion is this?,A really shitty one +Baron Corbin looks like your classic college stoner,It's the beanie +I'll I saw was JK Rowling bougie ass was fuckin pissed about him.,she flipped the fuck out when someone said Corbyn was like Dumbledore +I've been thinking about getting these but don't know if I could pull them off. Any thoughts on how to wear ?,"There's a picture on the goat app and the dude does a good job pulling them crew Jordan socks with black training shorts, not sure about the top but a white plain tshirt or maybe a t shirt in the peach-ish color of the teeth on the side would look dope" +Every election in modern history has had a primary. Multiple candidates run every. fucking. time.,But It was her turn! +"I'm sorry I don't know who he is, why is this a bad thing?",Because he's literally worse than Hitler and someone called him a racist. +What matters in the context of the link that I provided is that the mainstream media *has* called Trump supporters white nationalists before. We live in a world where the only media the government has decided that we're allowed to read calls anyone that didn't vote for Hillary Clinton white nationalists. That is not okay. Ever. Under any circumstance. This is a world where r/fatpeoplehate isn't okay but it's okay for the only media outlets that aren't considered fake news to label everyone that didn't vote for Hillary white nationalists. Come on. It's cultural division brainwash. Plain and simple.,if you really think the only media government allows is media that calls trump supporters white nationalists then I would argue it's not the anti-trump media doing the brainwashing.. +"I think double Q Raynor can also do some job against Varian, two knockbacks helps a lot to negate Varian his well needed sustain.",Double Q Raynor is actually quite useful against melee Assassins in general. +Li ming E damage bug,"Seriously, people need to start reading the fucking patch notes." +"Minions now do 100% more damage to structures, catapults will lock onto the core, do more damage, and have longer range. Garden of Terror still sucks but not quite as much.",Minions do only 50% more damage by the way. +^ This the forum is the biggest clutch of missing brain cells I've seen since I've been to smite reddit,Haters are the loudest. +"That Day 1 Malfurion Win Rate!! The bad tree man touched me. I couldn't scream, I couldn't run, I was *rooted* to the spot and could only listen as he told me his *wooden* jokes. It all sounded so *natural* for him, like it was all faun and game. Jokes aside, man he came out swinging with that 58.8% win rate over 1,300+ games. I may have underestimate exactly how strong those buffs were. I'm not surprised at Tier 1 level win rates, but didn't expect him to bust 56% - 57%. It should be noted he's likely more powerful in lower leagues where damage doesn't get focused as much.","So I was laughing when I saw your funny description on the first part, but shit got serious when I saw that winrate ... Malf Tier 1, what a time to be alive... Also, he's got a 59% winrate on Diamond/Master MMR in HL, with 55% popularity." +"Would that be 'batbitch'? I can't think of anything else that even remotely makes sense, since it's 1 letter too long to be 'batshit'. Maybe it's 'batsshit'.",ba**semen**t Pretty shit censor system right there. +BenQ Announces the ZOWIE XL2540: 24-Inch 240 Hz Full-HD Display 'for e-Sports',the title of the article might as well say 'for CS:GO' +Animal Minds,###Submission Statement An article exploring how our understanding of what takes place in the minds of other animals has become a part of accepted science +"My bad. still, 166% damage is closer to 200 than 125.","BF1 has a different (better) dmg model on HC its 125% dmg from bullets, 100% vehicles and explosions While BF4 was 60HP meaning a super low TTK" +Idea: Comment your dream car and have someone who owns it tell you about it.,newer rolls royce +"That was, I would hope, his point. It's not like muslim extremists haven't been shitbags more and more lately.","yeah, so let's attack innocents as collateral damage, that makes 100% logical sense" +This chrome extension replaces instances of the word duterte to dutertard. Juvenile but funny.,Rule # 3 +"Height and Reach is the same, I don't know what Conor cuts to make 155, but he could probably just not cut rather than gain weight and they are virtually on the same playing field.","Yeah woodleys physique and strength is definitely average and attainable for anyone at his weight class, surprised Wonderboy struggled with him..." +So I guess all the violence against men and making fun of dorky virgins is just fine? But have jokes at womens expense and it's a big deal? How about we stop treating women like children.,"Dorky Virgins are funny, check your penis privilege!" +So that's why Cloak of Flame is getting its 3D model this patch.,No u moron it's because melee still suckz lol +Re: restrictive of the clientele'? how is that going to happen? Did you complain to the management about your 'incident'?,Pay stubs or equity vesting schedule with valuation must be provided to ensure you are pure. +Admin Utilities - An Unturned Module,Does this work in creative servers? +Because they are fun/good drops.,Good Drops +"We aren't dead, most of us just swapped to arms for a bit","I can't do it, arms just feels so weird" +"Dedicated servers, polish, effort into development, skill of any kind required, any sort of decent netcode, anything new or innovative whatsoever that hasn't been copy/pasted from previous COD games...sorry if I'm forgetting anything.",DAE think this game sucks XD +The Internet Wants to Know Why Donald Trump Is Sniffling (Again),"The man is obese, he just need to take care of himself a little more" +Disgraced stem-cell entrepreneur under fresh investigation,"Ma disgraced possiamo tradurlo come disgraziato, almeno in questo caso?" +Ma io viaggggio in prima!,"La prossima volta prendi il tuo elicottero personale, barbone!" +"What's something you used to hate, but are now a huge fan of?",lighting laws for bicycles. +I understand Sky being biased for british drivers. However there's a limit. Hamilton lost the lead and they immediately try to shoot stupid drivel on how the car doesn't suit him. This qualifying session destroying their silly theories lol.,Except that the car thing they were talking about is only on high braking zones with bumps on them but ok..... +"Not now McCree, I don't have time for your shit",The best part about this is the Mercy killing the Mei behind you +"What are you guys excited for at the moment? Personally I'm excited for the holidays, just a week away for me! (Australian school schedule)",Starting my first year of college in October! +"Thinking about this smoke reminds me just how much better the air has gotten over the past 15 years or so here in Atlanta. Back in the late 90s and early 2000s, it seemed like every summer's day saw us under a smog alert for unhealthy air. Now it takes massive wildfires a couple hours drive away to get to that level.",I guess *some* good came out of that Chinese hoax. +"You don't pay that much in taxes, don't worry.",He damn well might if we are living for millennia +The wings of the radiation signs you find in the deadzone are just a bit to thin for me.,well that's not picky at all +You're an idiot who doesn't understand analogies lmao,No you +DAY 200 F2P BOX - Haters will say its fake part 2,-looking at the ssrs- My god it never ends! +"Are you serious? Dean pioneered the small-donor strategy that Obama used to become president. He was a great organizer, and helped the Democratic party as DNC chair by focusing on many small races in all 50 states, instead of only on big national races.","No, you see, politics = meme games now" +she won it by 5%....that is the same margin that Trump won GA and AZ by,Trump literally almost lost GA and AZ. +"It's not up to me to give permission or not give permission. I am saying what they can do, not what I want them to do. I want peace. Like everyone. I have actually done a lot to raise awareness of the conflict there and to try to help each side to understand the other side's humanity.",You realise the reason people downvoted your original comment is because you made it sound like you supported Israel destroying Palestine? +"De Graslei as a car park, brilliant! Who pitches this idea with Termont?",It's not gonna be Filip Watteeuw.. Maybe MG Real estate? +My (24M) girlfriend (22F) has a history of masturbating (?) to hot new rommate with my GF but I don't know whether to attempt sex again with my Ex's father,I feel like this could be a super edgy Oscar bait movie if cast properly... +"Maybe they called Trump a racist not because they are threatened by him but because he says things like people can't do their job if they belong to a certain race, such as the Mexican-American Judge he said couldn't do their job because they were of Mexican decent. As Paul Ryan said, its textbook racism. Trump is a racist with racist ideas.",Believing people from a certain cultural background are likely to hold certain views in common is not textbook racism +"You're on the title screen, looks to me like she caught you doing something else and you alt tabbed in the nick of time. Helmet on to sell it, reddit post to really really sell it. I applaud your husband skills.",Or maybe it's all staged anyway for Reddit karma. +"US army and CIA may be guilty of war crimes in Afghanistan, says ICC",Only losers are guilty of war crimes. +Hillary Clinton supporters act like (and i'm being serious) LITERAL children at Michigan University,Wut.... +I don't like any of the second disc songs except spit out the bone.,It's okay to be wrong. +Dude. Words are supposed to make sense. What the fuck are you talking about?,Obviously if other people are outraged and you're not then those other people have no reason to be outraged. +"Instead of issuing citations for minor violations, the Godley Police Department hands out warnings along with a request to donate to the local toy drive.","I didn't ticket you, please drop off your bribe at the police office *wink*" +Saw this at a gas station. How is this not a standard feature?,So the bottom of the toilet seat is OK for germophobes if it's an extra inch and a half wide at one point? +Recently upgraded to a GTX 1070 getting worse performance than my old R9 270x Everything in the game is running at 13-16 fps including the menu. Please send help.,May or may not be connected but a few threads down a guy said he updated his nvidia drivers to version 375.86 and noticed a massive fps drop. +"Shard only what you have to: coins will come eventually... sucks not having them all at rank 5, but I have all the characters (other than mockingbird) and that's what matters to me.",I meant that usually it seems like whales keep their shard supply pretty high. +I agree we should stop affirmative action and all scholarships exclusively for women.,bigot! +did she just advocate rape..?,Get OUT **stupid SJW** +When was the last time a suppressor was used in a crime?,Well we wouldn't know because no one can hear them! +"Ding, ding, ding. Hillary only became unfavourable towards the end of 2015. The right wing attacks never stuck. It wasn't until she started getting attacked by the left that they did stick. Thanks Bernie!",I think you dropped this +Surgeon General Dr. Ben Carson Sounds nice,That would make the most sense +"Is this post making fun of liberals, conservatives, or both?",Liberal is more of a technical term meaning anyone who's a supporter of Capitalism. +"Does it lower the health at all? Maybe pass on Aviary Influenza in the trenches? If not, not realistic enough.","It slightly pisses the enemy off, but also raises his luck quite a bit." +1 in 5 is a decent amount IMO,About 20% if I'm not mistaken. +That's basically what I'm doing now,"yes, that sounds exactly like what you described in your original post." +"Up to a point I agree, but I think it depends what it is you want to do. If a woman doesn't want you to go hitchhiking in some third world country or mountain climbing but you go any way that's alpha, if a woman doesn't want you to go train spotting but you do any way that's probably not so alpha.",Reminds me of a popular joke: Train-spotting - The best way to meet fellow paedophiles. +Or maybe she was looking for more commitment than op could offer so she moved on like an adult and found someone who wanted the same things out of life as her? it actually seems pretty reasonable to me.,"Aw come on, the we hate women circlejerk isn't fun if you don't play along..." +scents*,Pence +"If he doesn't clear, and gets claimed, that's even better. It'd be his entire contact cleared up.",That's the dream! +I don't what he had but he beat the shit out of that dragon.,"I think he did, He's all white around his mouth, Maybe he had milk, Certainly isnt snow though, Cause I see no snow what so ever In that picture" +When the team-kill is worth the risk.,"Oh crap, You're gonna get your PSN Disabled!" +Anything with dark chocolate,What the hell is wrong with you +We need more Dragon units. Make Dragons good.... wait were they ever good,Not even the new Dark unit can compare with the amazing Eldrex. +Correctness Tax,Love it +PUREST IDEOLOGY,But the government does stuff in both of them. +"Not yet he will need chemical castration, long term jail. Sodomized by his fellow cell mates then deport back to Mexico.","But, but, but we can rehabilitate him" +End of the world playlist: tracks to soundtrack doomsday,Rush - Vapor Trail. +"I imagine this is the worst thing about being famous, you can't even use the bathroom in peace",Not every bathroom is filled with drunk Irish dudes. +Punch him in the mouth!,"EH, I'd rather choke a dog..." +I'm a hoosier and I didn't realize this wasn't a country-wide thing,I'm a Hoosier and I've never heard of this in my life. +"That doesn't mean every old person sits around on their ass. Regardless, quit being a prick to people because they don't want to contribute to society until they die. If someone chooses to not work in their retirement years then they are completely within their right and you have no right to say they are living wrong.",I'm definitely not the pick in this conversation. +Apple releases a $199/$299 book covering a history of their products,They've removed the pages. +And when left out in the elements the interior is ruined. Which is why the retractable cover is so nice ;),But this car only drives indoors and goes only outside on nice days when the woman wants to take it for a spin +Does that mess with the flavor of tea at all?,Don't freeze your puerh please! +#*uber*,I can hear this. +The point is it took intelligence not insanity level OCD.,Ah yes because the ARG and the image of the canister room being created from the data from hundreds of people wasn't insanity level +"Trump really opened my eyes to the collusion between the media and our government. It's sickening. So it got me thinking, when did journalism die? Seriously, what happened to journalistic integrity and investigation.",Journalism died when newspapers died. +1 CC1 for both?,No thanks. +"Neither are you, apparently.",cant tell if woosh or +"TIL the FDA has never approved any condom for anal sex, despite recommending their use",This article looks like it got stuck in Google's translator. +"This is definitely true; the film the studio portions over a course of three days, generally taping one or two episodes per day if I remember correctly.","Taping must be twenty weeks prior to airing, unless that task is also bullshit." +"It doesn't even matter who Bjergsen is to be honest. As long as his opinion is reasonable. And yes, Bjergsens approach seems a lot more mature.",Well it carries a lot more weight if the opinion is coming from someone like Bjerg. +13,Fighting the good fight. +"Discs meant specifically for tomahawks and thumbers. I know people use Nukes and such for this, but the Aerobie Epic is the only one I can think of specifically designed to be thrown as a thumber.",in the practical world we just use a firebird tho. +'When Bradshaw transformed into JBL' was and amazing promo.,Was that a 9/11 reference for heat? +Buckeye football draw the largest cult following here. It's not even close.,Hello fellow CBus poster. +"Also,in the article where it talks about how to make an altar,it mentions that women don't have to veil anymore??? Pretty sure the videos Mr.Noah put up still show women covered.",You almost make it sound like women are really people and not property. +It is fuckign Monday AMA Fuck mondays,Are you Garfield? +"@wikileaks - America owes you, bigly! Thank you and God bless you! - David Duke",Disgusting +"As someone from California, what can I do not to be one of these drivers with NO damn idea what I am doing?",Don't be the guy in an Audi S4 with summer tires like I saw trying to navigate Sheridan the other night. +"I was't able to poop for a week or two and then, one evening, I was finally able to do it. I told my girlfriend I'll go to the bathroom and came back ten minutes or so later. She asked how it went, I told her it went great and that it was as big as her arm (from shoulder to elbow) or even bigger. She wasn't able to stop laughing. For a few days, she randomly started laughing and joking about my arm-sized poop.",She probably thought you had a career in porn. +Tryon is like What about me bro? We hung out on embedded!,Obviously OBJ is racist +"10 team, standard scoring. I'm playoffs bound, and Watkins is available to pick up. Current WRs: Dez, Kelvin Benjamin, Crowder, Sanders, Pryor. Grab Watkins? Who for? Cheers in advance",I wouldn't drop someone who has been producing fairly consistently for Watkins +"Do you think the Texans should invest in a QB in the earlier rounds this draft? Taking the relative ease of getting out of the Brock contract into consideration, do you see any possibility we use one of our earlier picks on a QB to possibly come in and light a fire under Brock's ass? Or do we commit 100% and devote the draft to building around Brock?",Can we draft a GM in the early rounds? +yup agreed. Also isn't this fan based voting?,it is +District: 16-year-old boy stabbed 5 students before stabbing self at Mountain View High,I blame Utah's lack of gun control laws +Snap out of it.,Break a leg +"Yea, it would cause massive violence. It is more likely that he just get impeached immediately than the Electoral College changing the result to Clinton.",But this is the system we have! +"Just get off the internet already, son.",Sure thing! +"Yeah, it worked that way in FS15. But u can't turn straw into chaff in FS17 even though the tooltip tells u it is possible. :( I think it is possible to turn the entire crop into chaff but not just the straw.",Well they should correct the tooltips then... Too bad! +Ever wondered what Adam Jones thinks of Terrelle Pryor?,"No, but I do wonder what Pac-Man Jones thinks of Terrelle Pryor." +Secretary of Health and Human Services sounds like a lot of responsibility. I'd be better off running for President instead.,"I mean, how wide is the scope of the president?" +What would you find in God's trash can?,"Well, let's see here... Women, homosexuals, trans people, atheists, any other people who follow different religions, people who've had abortions, people who masturbate, people who don't go to church....oh the list just goes on and on and on.... what a lovely thing your god is" +nah fuck you,ALL OFFENSE ALL THE TIME! +Arrested eluding police and supposedly going 208mph in his Mustang. Crazy!,welp at least he didn't plow through any crowds :D +"People of Reddit, what's something you wish would happen soon, but isn't likely to?",Apocalypse +Millennials Are Leaving Los Angeles,Ohhhh noooo.... +Basically anything that aired between 2013-2015. So The keions wouldn't have been eligible.,"Haruhi was in the running, so unless recent sequals count, that theory's debunked" +Why did she agree to be in this movie.,Usually when the question is asked it's because they had a multi picture contact with a studio and the studio collected in order to bring a big name into something they assumed would make a lot less without it. +lest we forget that he fingered his own asshole on stream and blamed it on the booze..... I have never been that drunk in my life haha,"Easy to blame it on alcohol, and not himself." +"I wish there was a way to make it clear that the Trump fandom and related nonsense aren't representative of all Americans. ~~Most~~ Many Americans hate Trump-style ignorance, and we feel like we're losing our country to imbeciles. It's terrifying and frustrating. Like we're all just riding a bus to try to get to work on time, and the bus driver thinks he can jump the drawbridge and half the riders are cheering him on, and those of us who understand physics are like no, it won't work! But the driver and the cheering crowd just tell us to shut up and stop making them feel stupid. We can't get off the bus and we can't get the driver to stop barreling toward that open drawbridge, all we can do is sit down & hope someone comes to their senses and knocks the driver out.",Me: opening the emergency exit door and hopping off anyway +Aren't those the standard the_donald bumper stickers?,"If they are, someone missed notifying me." +What is a good problem to have?,I'm down over $20k in the market today. +God sneezed while working and we don't have the manpower for proper quality control.,"Well, we did, but then SOMEONE had to get hung up about eugenics and genocide" +Black Lives Matter vs All Lives Matter Supporters,seems fake +"A Paris suicide bomber's mobile phone has been found underneath a pile of paperwork in a Belgian police station, many months after it went missin",Well at least they didn't break the chain of custody +Students demand 'microaggression workshop' for all faculty,This is going to be such a joy when they start working for me. +"China Warns Trump against Abandoning Climate Change Deal, Increases Climate Change Aid to Developing Countries to $ 3.1b",China is fearful of manufacturing returning to the US and correcting the trade imbalance through relaxed EPA regulation. +what rechargable batteries solution are people using?,"Eneloops are a good option like most have said, but you can also buy the Amazon Rechargeable batteries which in my opinion are just as good ( I have a ton of both brands in multiple sizes)." +What is TOTALLY worth seeing in person?,the Sahara without any water +Where @?,Little place in the Chicagoan 'burbs called Mama Maria's. +Yeah Jeets!,He's looking good so far +Fullmetal Alchemist Teaser Trailer,I'm so tired of Japan Asian-washing White characters +"Jaguars TE Julius Thomas is playing tonight, per source.",Someone in my league dropped him but I have Barnidge so not a good time to switch it up +"If a fair catch kick can count, why wouldn't a Mexico kick?","Because when Mexico kicks their field goals, they're not kicking their best." +"to be fair, some of those swaps are injury related rather than just bad play.","True, Spergon Wynn was a man among boys until he went down." +What's something you would love to do it but is very unlikely you're going to do it in this life?,Look at Taylor swifts asshole. +Mudsdale is heavier than Dhelmise... A FREAKING BOAT ANCHOR!!!!!,There are anchors that are pretty light +My little sisters teeth can't be this dirty.,Nisemongatari +"This was my comment I deleted (pointless, and repasted further down). We are not sure. There is a LOT of speculation, and the internet outage + armed guards + 9/11 Memo Leak, etc etc, is creating a lot of stir. Best to be prepared. Hope he is OK, but if not and the keys are released, they will be internet silenced ASAP, so you 'got to catch them all'.",Maybe time to start assembling an outside meeting place for those interested in maintaining contact should Reddit pull the plug? +Oh yeah I can buy things with bitcoin in my daily life? I think I'd rather invest in ISK.,"Aside from many popular websites accepting bitcoin, there are services that allow people to spend their bitcoins through intermediaries who will convert the BTC into standard funds for payment anywhere stuff like debit or credit cards are accepted." +"Is there any way I can bait out opponent lightning? I am at 4000 - 4200 trophy range. My cards are as follows. Miner lvl 1 Ice wizard lvl 2 Princess lvl 2 Goblin barrel lvl 3 Zap lvl 11 Fireball lvl 7 Inferno lvl 7 Skeleton army lvl 4 My only defense against tanks in this meta is inferno, but thanks to brilliant minds at supercell it got indirect nerf because of lightning and hp reduction, now all it takes is one level 12 royal giant hit and lightning and I am defensless. And even though I am running zap bait, it looks like people are running more spells then I have zap bait cards (because who doesn't like easy hit on the tower). I am literally annoyed at this point. And don't get me started on meta minion, that goddamn level 7 meta minion does 285 damage (level 4 lightning does 346, go figure) and I have to face level 8 and level 9 meta minion on daily basis. It has become, will I get frustrated again game. Instead of will I enjoy it today. Is there any possible way or modification in my deck to avoid lightning. PS. all those tank users who say inferno freaks them out, remember put friggin guards or distraction troops infront of your tank lightning is not your slavation, I have 2 ids and I use giant on the other id, face so many inferno but never ever lightning one. Inferno came into meta because everybody just loved playing tanks. So don't say that I shouldn't counter your tank, I have a right to play this game as well.","To bait out their lightning, plant three musketeers all on one side" +"They are standard rifles, you baka.","They have muzzles man, that makes them far more dangerous!" +"I can not believe people are doubting the people who are put in charge of our security, they are sworn to protect us. These people need to be educated quickly, because this could be really dangerous for us.",Bu-but they're establishment! +I just find it funny they go for Hillary's emails but not Trumps.,Trump isn't a serious contender duh. +21yo gf takes fun pics when I leave my phone around.,10/10 gf +Omg...,...Jews did it +I own a relatively successful company. I get a ton of applicants that are looking for part-time because a) it's all they think they can get b) to supplement their other two part-time jobs. I do my very best to give everyone full time work/pay. What makes companies great is the loyalty and respect you get from your people by showing them you give a fuck.,PM'd you. +America is going to become a screaming girl? And a hunky muscle man is gonna save her?,The screaming girl represent liberals and the hunky muscle man represents Trump supporters +...and for more money. So much money.,"... And by turning out much, much crappier movies." +Women are so privileged.,"so are sick people, those fuckers get so babied" +"You're a Hazard, Harry","You're a hazard, Wirry" +3.17.8.0 Update Notes,"When the dual wielding is added, I can finally become Agent 47." +"BEC moment with BeThereBev Because I am fairly LC with Bev I don't have a lot of updates but I've got a little llama fodder today. Some of BTBs friends have an annual anniversary/birthday/every other type of celebration on their property. Get a text to the whole fam and the part that made me want to reach through the phone to slap her We are hoping ALL of you can be there!!! Hmm yeah, I don't think I will be showing up on the 1 yr anniversary of my moms death. Thanks though. Nice of you to even realize what day that is for me. Crawl back into your hole Bev.",Some people never see the world around them let alone the people. +"18C is about to the freedom to express your opinion anywhere. People are allowed to express their opinions about refugees, but they can't trespass on Parliament House and breach security.",Apparently they can. +Templar trial tank viable? How viable is a Templar tank for trials,It is unfair to your group. +3 mana 12/12,Worse Edwin +How is calling a game good make someone a weeb?,"if you like this game and give people a way to try the demo outside of japan, and form their own opinion, that makes you a weeb obviously." +It does seem magic in Azeroth is very limited. Why can't I blink til my mana runs out?,"You have to re-evaluate your life every time, and you also gotta make sure you didn't forget to blink like a leg with you or something." +"I'm not your average customer. I'm tech-savvy. Let me start by saying I am a huge fan of this sub. Working in tech support can be frustrating at times, especially when you have a customer who treats you like dirt. Talking about those calls with people who understand how difficult that can be is so helpful and makes dealing with those customers much easier. I worked technical support for a medical coding company for 2 + years. It was basic technical support. Login issues, download assistance, issues fixed with compatibility view and clearing cookies and cache. Nothing too technical. Students would purchase medical coding books and in those books there would be a CD with a serial number that gave the student temporary access to one of our coding applications. This story is about a call I had with a student about that demo CD. Student - ST / Planet_Kolob - PK PK: Thank you for calling Technical Support, how may I assist you? ST: Hi, this is Sheniqua from ITT Tech (Not really...) and I received one of your demo CDs with my book but it's not working. PK: Okay. I would be happy to assist you today. Now when you say... ST: Yeah so before we begin I think you should know that I'm not your typical caller. I'm tech-savvy. I know what I am doing on a computer. I've taken computer classes in the past. The CD that was in my book doesn't work and I am positive it's nothing I am doing wrong. I think you all should send me a new one. I paid a lot for this and I want what I paid for. PK: Well I'm sorry for the inconvenience. When you say it isn't working, what do you mean exactly? ST: I put the CD in and nothing happens. Nothing pulls up on my screen or anything. It's broke. PK: I see. So you have the CD in drive now? ST: Yeah it's in there right now but nothing's happening. I'm telling you it's broke. I'm not your average customer. I'm tech-savvy. I know what I'm doing. There's something wrong with the CD. It's nothing that I am doing wrong. Trust me. PK: Okay. Do you mind going to My Computer for me? ST: Fine. Just give me one minute. I'm telling you now that this is a waste of time. The CD is broken. *I hear clicking but now she isn't saying anything* PK: Did you get that pulled up? ST: Yes I am looking thru the folders to see if I can find anything with the applications name on it but there is nothing here. PK: if you can please go back for me to the main page where you can see all the drives and let me know when you're there so I can instruct you further. ST: Fine... *More clicking and silence* PK: Did you get there? ST: Well..... for some reason I can't see the computer button so I don't know what's going on. Maybe it's the computer that's broken. PK: It's probably not broken. Sounds like you probably have Windows 7, I get this question a lot. If you click on the Start button you will find the Computer option on the right... ST: Okay. I got it now... *Click Click Click* PK: Before you start jumping around can I get you to please go back to you home page that shows all the drives? ST: Fine..... I am there now. PK: Okay. Can you right click on the D drive and select open. ST: Yep... nothing there! It's empty. This CD is broken! I told you it was! PK: Your positive the CD is in the drive? ST: Yes! It's in there! I tested this earlier today and I couldn't get it to work and I left it in there for this call. PK: Do you mind taking it out and putting it back in for me? ST: Fine. I am telling you that it's a problem with the CD and that you will just need to send...............Oh. The CD wasn't in the drive. After she found the CD and put it in the application did not automatically launch so I did have to walk her through opening the drive in the My Computer menu again and downloading it that way. I couldn't help but laugh to myself at how many times this lady repeated the phrase I'm tech-savvy to me. TL;DR: Customer tells me CD isn't working and she is Tech-savvy so she knows it's nothing she did wrong and that the CD is broken. The CD wasn't even in the drive.","If this is a tech savy user, i can't imagine a non-techsavy one" +Boost me,You're looking at the next world champs right there +My beard is taking a tornado shape,cow licked ya face +The answer is always 1440p 144hz.,*Ultrawide* 1440p 144Hz +With burning ice?,With icy fire? +She admires Steven and looks up to him as one of the few Korean American actors. They share an ethnic kinship. Mentioning her race is very relevant. What if someone asks if she's a Chinaman? :p,b-but every asian is a chinaman +:),...wait a bit.... really? +that's put mildly. Game is literally where it was 1 year ago. If you showed someone 2.0 and 2.5 next to each other it'd take him hours finding gameplay differences (are they even any lul?). Nobody cares about ships they didnt buy and thus cant play. 2016 was fucking afwul and unfortunately CIG gave me no reason to believe that 2017 is going to be any better. What a fucking mess. I guess the rumors that all the money is going into a real spaceship aren't that far off.,You clearly have little understanding of how long complex game development actually takes. +You should be the new Bukhari m8.,Thank you ^ ^ +Especially in the 7th Century. That too in a superstitious land.,"I would rather say a superstitious time, everybody was superstitious then." +"#IT HAS WHAT PRO PLAYERS LOVE, IT'S GOT ELECTROLYTES!",WITH BRAND NEW GUAVA EXTRACT. +"So Varela, Januzai, and Wilson are all out with major injuries? Not looking good for the United youngsters out on loan.","Januzaj only out for 6 weeks, Wilson's sounds worse if Derby have sent him back" +So India is Socialist State wannabe again This is Govt is a Pseudo Free Market Govt,When were we not? +"Stealing Hyraphax (sorry lols, you're next agentjohn2) MLG WARNING IM A PIECE OF SHIT",incoming ban +My dad ate at Arbys once and he died of cancer.,My father also ate at an Arby's once and died of cancer. +Polish death camps implies that the camps were of Polish origin. Death camps in Poland would be using the geographically correct location.,"And death camp is again wrong term, its called a concentration camp." +Someone new get busted?,"Maybe, maybe not..." +Everyone is missing the point. If Amazon releases the data and the next news headline is man convicted after police use his Echo data to convict him a lot of people won't buy Echos.,A lot of people aren't busy plotting murders or other crimes. +"There is also literally no point to the exercises. Are they supposed to be mini games? Well they fucking suck balls. They should just make those stats up for purchase instead of wasting everyone's time. Same goes with the drills to get hands, draw foul, etc. Some important stats where I have to be doing something not fun for hours on end to get. It's fucking trash.",Yes please add more attributes to purchase with VC... +"I love Gen 1, but when you take off the Nostalgia Glasses...",repost.jpg +"I thought it was that HIS general in world war I was Jewish, so when the third Reich rolled 'round, Hitler granted him total amnesty.",r/niceguys +"Dude it's clearly the Jormungandr, it's supposed to be cultural.",NC-12 is also supposed to be 'cultural': wikipedia says it is predominantly black. +"In the red corner we have Tom Berserker Bathurst, who is going to bring some Chief Justice to this battle. And in the blue corner we have Margaret Basher Beazley, President of the Court of Appeal and her last 5 title matches. GEEEET READY TO RUUUUUUUUMBLLEEEEEEEEEE",You didn't even think the Hammer deserved to be included in that? +How do I go back to normal life now I've learned this??,Join us ~~lunatics~~ moon month users! +"Does any one know of a site where I can look up the position of the planets and moon in the sky based on date, time, and location?",Stellarium is a free program that you can use to check a body's position in the past or future. +"Yeah I don't even think Ohio should be included in cool. You have to be dying or have a debilitating disease to get it here. It isn't really possible for anyone to get it unless they have PTSD, Epilepsy, Cancer, etc. No weed for anxiety, depression, general pain, stomach problems, etc. Also you won't even be able to buy it here for like 2 years.",At least y'all are safe from evil big weed ruining everything. +"So, the dns server works but cannot be pinged... WTF",maybe your ICMP packet was too small? +161116 BLACK PINK - Whistle + Playing With Fire live @ Asia Artist Awards 2016 HD,Nice Mics +Useless Abrahams being fed to the wolves,And nobody saw this coming... +"It was lesson learned and the Feds adjusted to it since. They know it's failure but they also know it's cash cow and employs thousands around the globe. Take that away, they'll be unemployed doing the drugs themselves.","Because as we all know, the moment someone gets fired, a bag of heroin appears i n their lap and they're physically unable to stop themselves from injecting the whole thing into their face..." +This is my life now...,This is how David Pumpkins was born. +"I personally try to avoid them wherever possible. It *feels* wrong, as if it should not exist, but does for technical reasons and has thus been turned into a feature.",also it doesn't work anymore when you fully switch to blue belts +He needs to resign his congressional seat if he wants the chair. The chair needs to be a full time job,"Yeah, remember how Bernie was totally unable to raise any money for his campaign because he was busy being a Senator?" +We all do it.,No. +This is the woman who started the fake news story about Trump asking for top-level sec. clearance for his children. Sad!,He should just set up a private server and have them use aliases to receive classified data. +"I believe that's the porn star Krystal Boyd, who also goes simply by Anjelica",Thanks! +"McDavid, Matthews, Luongo named 'Three Stars'",I thought Stastny might have a shot for the third star but these are great choices +that's the strategy.. waste Sherman's talent by making him cover agholor,Yea he should really be assigned to one of our many receiving threats +Chinese company installed secret backdoor on hundreds of thousands of phones,"What an outrage, american companies would never do that !" +"Whenever I see/hear someone blaring music from their car, I instantly think 'douche bag'. When I do it, I figure everyone thinks 'there goes a guy with a great taste in music, what a legend!'.",So you're a Douchebag in denial? +No Mans Sky,Why the downvotes? +Along came the Michelin man,I never get tired of this. +"Hey, I supported Trump.",Then youre obviously a racist +Trash cans in New York will be removed on NYE thanks to Muslims,Im sure the NYC sanitation department is fucking stoked about this +Call everything historical low even if it isn't! Yay!,Thank you for all your hard effort and keep up the good work! +Joey Barton confirmed to be training with Burnley,oh so now he decides to get himself fit +Tyrone teases Isaac for ios.,i(saac)OS +The coolest pistol mag loader I've seen yet,Any updates from the SmitLoad from the beta testers? +"New Spheres and Craftables - **Courage Buckler (Damage Reducing)** - 15% DEF/REC, boosts damage reduction when guarding & restores HP each turn - 40 Courage Fragment - 30 Litrock - 30 Heaven's Ash - 30 Sacred Crystal - **Courage Shield (Damage Reducing)** - 20% HP/DEF/REC, probable 20% damage reduction, boost damage reduction when guarding & restores HP each turn - 1 Courage Buckler - 80 Courage Fragment - 70 Heaven's Ash - 50 Sacred Crystal - **Courage Aegis (Damage Reducing)** (Limit 1) - 25% All Stat, probable 30% damage reduction, boost damage reduction when guarding, restores HP each turn & damage taken slightly boosts BB gauge - 2 Courage Shield - 120 Courage Fragment - 90 Holy Crystal - 90 Spiritsand --- - **Lucky Potion** - Boosts drop rate of materials for 3 turns - 5 Honor Drop - 5 Courage Fragment - **Dark Flask** - Activates Dark Barrier for 1 ally - 5 Courage Fragment - 5 Litrock - 5 Heaven's Ash - 5 Sacred Crystal - **Dark Vial** - Activates Dark Barrier for all allies - 5 Dark Flask - 10 Litrock - 10 Heaven's Ash - 10 Sacred Crystal --- Typing this out is literally making me shake with rage. That, or it's the sleep deprivation. In either case, gimu wtf","Thanks for the missing LS spheres, gimu!" +Want to keep fake news out of your newsfeed? College professor creates list of sites to avoid,"so BuzzFeed and HuffPo are okay, got it!" +"Donald Trump is a racist, sexist, misogynist, transphobic, xenophobic, islamophobic, arachnophobic, claustrophobic, anti semetic, Cenophobic, homophobic, thalassophic, vaccinophobic sexual predator, and if you disagree with me, your literally Hiter.",I think we found the HuffPo contributor. +Why wait till 2017. We have a run off in LA for a senate seat going on now. And the state elections next year.,"But Foster Campbell isn't a pure, Bernie-approved, revolutionary Democrat so I'm not voting for him." +"Question - Spare Parts Hey WaterCoolin' People. I have a ton of EK parts I'd like to sell, including a really nice reservoir. Where Can I do this? I'd love to take photos and post them here if anyone's interested. They are like new, my rig is getting downsized ATX to mini - ITX if that gives you an idea. Sorry if this shouldn't be posted here.",There's a stickied sales thread on this sub +I think he's a great host of Cosmos because he's got a great voice and he always seems sounds amazed with science. That's really as deep as my fondness for him goes,Blackscienceguy.wav +Super Saiyan hair on my car would be legit,But the car is already Saitama... +Somehow masturbation always makes me wanna sleep. Did she let you sleep or did she have to wake you up?,They +Ronaldo makes more after taxes than any Bundesliga player before taxes - Rummenigge,How does Messi compare in this? +Lmao,Ayy +"Tennessee Williams said Deliberate cruelty is not forgivable. When a man reveals a cruel streak, what do you do? And why is it that so many men feel the need to hurt women?","Not vote for them as president, that's for sure." +A snake fighting a cat while being eaten by a huge ass frog...,That snake's priorities are all screwed up. +"Expand Healthcare, raise the minimum wage, make college more affordable, protect the same environment they live in...","WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO BURN THE FLAG WITH YOUR UN-AMERICAN, UN-PATRIOTIC IDEAOLGY YOU SOCIALIST." +Except you seem to have shown up two years earlier. This is babby's first cake day for me,now kiss +Aise to bhai ganja ho jaega,niche ka baal kab kaam ayega fir. +"They didn't want to. Joe was bored and had just learned he had that power. You two! Get fancy, we're having a wedding, it's gonna be awesome!",I'm gonna miss Joe :( +"What weapons counter the Clever Dragon? Thanks to Bungie's severe oversight in giving even the most casual of players a god roll Clever Dragon, 80%+ of players are using it in the crucible now. Are there are any weapons that counter it? I know I could use one too but I hate being part of the flock. What are some other options?",Grasp of Malok +"I literally have no idea why he didn't run armor runes in that lane, like wtf. I could maybe understand it if you're against Corki or a weak laner and the rest of the team is AP, but Lee Sin jungle, Yas mid, Draven ADC with Janna shields? Yeah that +70 HP will help a lot.",The only thing I can think of is most draven players are really bad. +"Believe it or not, acting is actually a serious profession, and is usually treated as such. The reason you hear about all the crazy Coke and drugs on set is because it's noteworthy. And depending on who you are you can get away with it. But professional acting is not just doing drugs on set and having fun.",What a revelation +The question was about Russia...,The question was about wikileaks +So who is going to track this stuff? The Government? I thought they wanted smaller government?,"That only applies to the EPA, FDA, etc... All those luxuries like air, food, and water, ... though the later can be packaged into healthy sodas and marked up the wazoo" +And then somehow they'd come up with conclusive proof that he is.,IS SANS REALLY NESS +not sure price but these are my casual games: **Punch Club** **Mini Metro** **Party Hard**,"OP, don't waste your time or money on Punch Club." +He *feels* there are too many. That's way more valid than 'facts'.,"Now remember don't tell them their feelings aren't based in reality, because that's what gets trump elected 'out of spite'" +Anti-Trump forces want the Electoral College to orchestrate a coup: Those ginning up resistance are breathtakingly hypocritical,Damn ole Electoral College being asked to do their job. +Did you knit them yourself? Link to pattern or photo?,Check username... its a joke +The_Donald Sim confirms r/politics new allegiance.,The reason why it's so coherent is because The_donald is ruled by bots already +corsair crabide 400c white,cheers :) +Replays are Live in the New Client!: FAQ & Pro-Tips,can i still record a epic blind baron steal from season 3? +Every time I get one of these I freak out a little because I think I'm getting banned.,tyler1 reddit account confirmed? +Am I the only one who doesn't have these issues when I am trying these positions? The only trouble I've had with shower sex is that penetration is impossible. Water washes away any lubrication. You can get each other lathered up though and rub your bodies together. I don't even get what's happening in the reverse cowgirl post.,You gotta have sex first in order to have these problems. +Why Colleges Should Stop Teaching Toxic Masculinity,"Instead, teach The Myth Of Male Power, Girl Writes What, and the rest of our sidebar!" +Two lads mocking Conor McGregor on the streets of Dublin last night. He coincidently drives by,HI MODS PUT ME IN SCREENCAP LOLZ +"I think that you are overthinking this. They were FWBs off and on. They don't hang out one on one, they just hang out in groups. They sometimes talk and you know about it. I don't see any evidence that you are a placeholder. More that Tom was simply the person she hooked up with outside a relationship. If you are concerned, just talk to her about it.",nothing says invested in a relationship more thank keeping an old fwb at arms length in case anything goes south +It slipped,"My god, source please" +Bodybuilder with cerebral palsy. What's your excuse?,F +"No, it's obviously not cheaper. What point are you arguing?","They're arguing that just like you want a 4 bedroom house on Capitol Hill for 200k, these people should have access to affordable childcare." +So does Obama have no say in American policy? WTF did he do the past 8 years?,"Yeah, how the hell did Obama just allow 9/11 to happen?" +Fuck Twitter Part II - user banned for the exact same tweet with white replaced with black,Come on folks there is no such thing as racism against white people. +"David Blaine Freaks Out Drake, Stephen Curry, and Dave Chapelle on his special Beyond Magic which premiered last night",The trick is to eat up three frog eggs before the show. +The Soviet Union.,"Okay, I accept." +"TIL Dippin' Dots are not widely avaliable because they require storage at -40 F, which is too cold for the average freezer.","and also, because they taste like butt!" +Too Big But Still Trying,sigh *unzip* +"TeamViewer, all the way.",They fixed things up since their breach? +His comment seems to be basically throwing all white people under the bus as secret racists.,"Well if we learned anything from this election, it's that white people are secret racists." +Cron chasing a gnome around?,It is a ELF. +she appreciates dem tig ol' bitties too,"Speaking of which, that girl in the black dress tho." +"True, I'll just go farm a giant purple sword somewhere instead.",Mana-Tombs. +95% isn't 100% is it?,Good point! +We third strike boys !,"Chun and Ken (probably) no longer top tier, the fuck you talking about?" +"How is wikileaks cables not clear cut? It's actual source material directly from the inbox of the people implicated. It's the most valid source you can get your hands on, given that the emails are legitimate (which they have proven to be).",Because Russia! +"Realities of governing may temper Trump's hard line, Trudeau tells Argentine business leaders - Politics",calming platitudes from PM selfie. +hailey baldwin,She looks about 15 years older than she actually is. +"Trump would have an amazing legacy in my mind if he stoop up and addressed his supporters like a parent and just said listen climate change, and other things people with PHDs tell you are real - they are real. If you don't think so, don't call yourself conservative because you're an ass! Look even I tweeted some stupid crap about Vaccines & Autism in 2014 which was totally wrong! I was being a moron, I've woken up because I got elected president, we all need to be more responsible",Yeah no scientist has ever or will ever be wrong or a fraud or allow corporate or state interests influence their research +What's wrong with tacos?,"A classy lady would be making a home-cooked meal, not eating dorito-tacos!" +"LoJack is a legit accessory. Nitrogen in the tires is bunk that service and salespeople sells to get the most $$$ out of you. My service manager flat out told me that it might be the difference of 1psi from hot to cold weather, which is completely negligible and this is snake oil we sell to people driving expensive cars (for reference our local temps fluctuate from 110f during summer to 20f during winter).",Have you ever heard of a little company named Boeing? +"Also, if you fail the first attempt, because the boss is pretty strong, then you've wasted a ridiculous amount of time/currency on nothing, don't even get a fucking challenge completed. I would prefer it if the splinters were more common but the drops were rarer.","I mean, it's meant to be hard and rare... It may be overtuned right now but it's still supposed to be difficult to run and expensive, it isn't supposed to be something you can just log in and do for fun like a yellow map" +"Pokemon was probably the most consistent thing my parents told me I would grow out of, from age ten to twenty one. I don't live with my parents any more, but I do still play Pokemon.",This. +Left the bar to be with my love.,Holy fucking shit i have the same bong- +Cults Mod Teaser #2,"I saw this game on steam that looked like room world called judgement, the gameplay I saw on it looked terrible but would love some aculty things in rimworld." +"Poseidon Deserves Attention An old meta mid laner that sees infrequent play in the SPL. Much about his viability is tied to how actives perform and how easily accessible they are. But, lets talk about visuals. Poseidon is a legendary, often highly spoken of God in mythology that has a difficult representation in Smite. He is an icon. An icon that deserves attention. It's about time Poseidon gets a complete HD Texture Overhaul. And the time spent will be well worth it to get the God of the Ocean as badass looking as his brother, Zeus. (Whose last remodel/HD update has done him justice) His model is fine, but he NEEDS to stop looking like a 1970s haystack drawing.",Give the man some nipples +only? avg it takes like 600 kills so how its only 1 bludgeon when he is at 1k kills?,He forgot this +every. fucking. time. And every time you put on nitro boosts it backfires the first time you use them.,"Best thing happened to me, when I nitro boosted to run up the PvP tower and it malfunctioned, it lifted me high enough to Fel Rush onto the ledge at the top of the tower." +Oh so Cinematic Mod?,but with 15 hours of Cutscenes. +My I'll find a use for the second one some day UW setup.,Is the top monitor mounted to wall or are you using any vertical mount for it? +"Oh he's gonna make some horrible decisions. I already know it. He's never made good staff picks, let's be honest here.",Maybe he will appoint a manager from Buffalo Wild Wings! +"'CIA created ISIS', says Julian Assange as Wikileaks releases 500k US cables",I thought obama and Hillary created it? +"Of all the horrible things Trump can and will do to the American people, did he really have to dig Newt fucking Gingrich out of the trash heap of the Republican Revolution and subject us all to him, all over again?",Trump heard that lizard people secretly run everything so he figured having a guy named Newt on his team might help him cash in on that. +My own personal theory is that Trump built the White House to store grain -Secretary Carson,The Pentagon was probably built as a launch pad for spaceships belonging to an ancient race of aliens +Glad I am almost 34 with bad back.,I'll just say I have terrible bone spurs and the dipshit in chief can go suck a fat one +"Most gop Christians aren't Catholic. You see all these other terms thrown around and unless it's capitalized it can be confusing. King, Lord, Prince, Lamb, Shepherd, Christ, Him, Yaweh, etc etc, some seemingly contradictory.",What about God-Emperor? +"They did the same in Saint Petersburg, FL and subsequently removed the cameras. One more reason why St. Pete is a better place to live than Tampa.",I really don't need a second reference point to know that Tampa sucks and I don't want to live there +"Don't worry, he'll be different when he's handling OUR money.",Donald trump is very careful and responsible with other people's money +"It was, like, the size of a horse.",Egyptian or European? +"Are planes OP ? I have a buddy who is losing his shit , I mean COMPLETELY losing it that planes are OP and there is no effective ways to take them down. He continues on the game is way too imbalanced and none of the sources to counter planes is reliable enough to be considered. Can I please get some Feedback , I love the game 100% and think it's fine with some small adjustments here n there but anyone able to provide a solid comeback to this concept of planes being too powerful ?","While there isnt lock on weapons, small arms do hurt planes now, and the AA guns emplaced on the map are amazing against them, very easy to aim and do damage very quickly... But you do have to get to them... They're not on your kit... But tbh planes weren't that big of an issue... Control point E on Sinai and control the skies!" +"A lot has happened since I was last here. And I mean a lot. I moved into a new place, changed my major... there's been a lot of drama and stress but now I have things to look forward to. I had a nice first day of school. My first class was a course for my new major. Although it was a very narrow change, I'm starting with the *one* course I missed. Anyway... yeah. I've been thinking about you guys a lot lately. Sorry for being a stranger.",What's the new major? +"The social panel guys are aware of this problem and we have this on our list. I personally think this feature is super important, especially for you solo q guys out there (trust me I get it). Once we have a chance to tackle more of the performance issues we'll be moving on to more things like this.","Yeah, how are we supposed to flame the guy if we can't even add him!" +"CRTC Chairman to Bell, Rogers, Telus about providing wholesale internet access to competitors: If the winds of change blow too hard and they refuse to bend in the wind, the tree may break at the trunk rather than lose a few leaves.",I'm sure ROBELUS is absolutely terrified! +"I have a fairly new mflb in very good condition, needs new batteries though. i could let it go for $60 plus shipping?","maybe a bit cheaper since it needs new batteries, just dont use it much" +Kenseth won on consistency. Jimmie won on luck.,"Newman nearly won on consistency in 2014, in this current format." +Phaseouts are usually scheduled to protect the boomers.,Killing mom - not a good idea +I'm not fascist.,"Dude you disagreed with a libtard, of course you are a fascist!" +"Every time I see of on a word that should've been a contraction, I have a little bout of internal rage. It gets to me almost as badly as seeing misuse of your/you're, to/too, or they're/there/their.",Ever Thyme Eye Sea Monkeys You Sing Spell Czech Aye Half Git Math Two +*Shh you're thinking too much just enjoy the nonsensical fluff*,me irl +China Tells Trump That Climate Change Is No Hoax It Invented,"I want to believe you China, but that's exactly what someone who invented climate change would say..." +Which one is the mom,The ugly one +"Advice/Rant: Nmom wants to bring meth head little sister to Thanksgiving So it's been a year since I've actually posted on here and I forgot my old account password and I'll get to why in another post.. (basically I was held captive and a slave for 11 months) No Nrents didn't try to help even though I screamed for help. So Nmom not caring about the emotional trauma, decided that having my WHOLE family come to my newly moved into house for Thanksgiving, including my criminal meth addicted sister who not only stole from us, she stole a car from Nmom, left a burnt spoon in Nsisters house and even admitted on several occasions that she was addicted to meth. I've informed Nmom that little sister isn't welcomed here, but she wouldn't listen. SO isn't going to be happy and he has informed me that he will call the police of she does show up. What can I do?",You can call the police when she shows up. +Can Anyone Explain How The Fuck This Happened?,TC and their shitty QA process +As much as I want to join in on this fun... Riven mods are a VERY counter-progrsssive system,Riven mods are the anti spiral. +"If I remember correctly, Todd Howard has said that he has given jobs to very prominent members in the modder community. at E3 last year when they announced Fallout 4, in an interview he said that on thing in Morrowind that he couldn't figure out how to do in the game's engine was decapitations. Then one day he saw where someone made a mod for it, and he contacted the guy asking how he did it and then turned around and offered him a job.",That's really awesome. +i wish i could get a job where i can play games. i dont even have a real break. i can sit for 5 minutes with the other guys in the smoking room but thats it. can you guys in america really chill as much at work?,no +Autimatic + Stewie. That way you can add another Asian to the roster if you wanted too.,too much asians and u become tyloo (16-0 never forget) +So like grape jelly on a donut display?,"If you don't trust me, his ex-wife worked for a small food manufacturer." +Never EVER use Internet Explorer!,"It's called Microsoft Edge, waaaaaaay cooler!" +"Indeed, remember 3.6% more from BU also means 3.6% less for Blockstream Core... once we approach the 50% thing will get pretty intense... get the pop-corn ready!","Yeah, that's awesome for Bitcoin, no progress and a stalemate" +1.8% of Brits would want Trump as their boss,98.2% of Brits DON'T. +'Rogue One' Premiere Targeted by Pro-Trump Street Artist,Trump's fans are Triggered by a Children's movie. +Hamstrings are no big deal as long as they take it slow and recover.,They can definitely linger though +Teenager you is smart. Adult me thanks teenager me every time I push the red button.,Adult me wants to tackle the remaining 240k in student debt before looking at 60k+ sports cars lol +Doug Baldwin is PFF's 4th highest-graded WR this season.,"If you're not first, you're a pedestrian." +Just Create a New acc?,it's JustANewAccountBro. +So we should legalize slavery 8),Legalize and tax! +"That woman, is the Queen. And we are still a monarchy mate.",aw strewth chuckunutha holden on the barbie for that bloke. +Or just don't leave? Same thing.,"Never went to center or Atlas Path before, gonna do it this time." +"Way off point. Stop trying to make this about me. Take another hard look at the issue at hand, focus your thoughts on that for a while instead of just trying to blindly defend it.","So, yes?" +"Suddenly it makes your dick-size problems less intimidating. It's not small, just ... *denser*.","You're definitely denser than the average person, yeah." +Sealclubbing Intensifies,b-but you have no armor so it's not op ! +My very vintage Pyro loadout,No vintage dueling minigame or vintage vintage meryweather 0/10 +"I have 1xCC1 and 2xCC2 for Distortion, a friend of mine really needs it. Hope you still have it!","I still have it, but I have a lot more crates then I do keys ha, if you gave me a couple keys or an item with similar value, I'd trade." +"They're both idiots. One of them demonstrated it well enough with all his cucked and MSM speech, and the other got the intro to physics problem wrong. v(x) = Ax^2 + Bx a = dv/dt = (dv/dx)\*(dx/dt) = v\*(dv/dx) a(x) = (2Ax + B)\*(Ax^2 + Bx) Simple.",jews = power is the only equation anyone should need +"What blew my mind was finding out you can graft almost any citrus tree to any other citrus tree. You can have a tree that bears limes, lemons, grapefruit, oranges, tangerines, tangles, etc. You can do the same with other categories, like apples, pears, or stone fruit, like peaches, apricots, etc.",I don't know if this is even remotely related but a friend of mine had an orange tree growing next to a lemon tree and the fruit the orange tree produced was some very tasty sour oranges. +so the problem was the Heavens benchmark not the GPU?,I think so. +Like Corbyn and McDonnell you mean?,"Yes, because Corbyn and McDonnel were the reasons the Blair administration fell apart, the reason Milliband lost the GE" +"It says anti-tank, not anti-personnel cyka! Now get on tank!",My sides have left me faster than the transmission on a Tiger. +"TIL That Saudi Arabia granted asylum to Idi Amin Dada, the most brutal dictator and mass murderer Africa has seen(In the modern era, since World War 2). Comparable to Pol Pot of Cambodia.","His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular." +just a c9 fan theory post.. is Sgares retires from playing he has the potential to become an analyst for c9/ maybe coach (i dont think they need one) and only he has the power to unlock Skadoodles potential. imagine 2015 summer ska in the current c9 line up. brb gotta go change,"Don't think they will pick sgeres up, more likely to Judy continue with dazed" +"Warlocks can kill non-PVP flagged with the infernal There's a guy in the PVE server griefing alterac mountains killing lvl 30 alliances with the infernal, it can do damage even when you are not PVP flagged.",I think it can kill horde too. +I did. It is dubious. Am I allowed to show the patent here?,"I would think that showing a patent, or giving the patent number would be allowed, although I admit I am not an expert on Reddit policy." +"Watch_Dogs 2 is good, but online has far too many hackers...",You think your fucking funny? +There is a disabled model in the Target brochure,It's pronounced DIffERENTLYabled you fuckin retard +Kenny G.,Kenny Garrett? +How long is it until it will be done? Or is it not announced yet? Also will it be free credits?,"not announced doubt it, they never give them anymore" +What drugs?,Antipsychotics and SSRIs. +Snek off the wall.,vans are so sick these days i love them +Peacemaker might be a new coach? Peacemaker just tweeted out that he's finally signed his contract with a team that isnt an eu team that he's been keeping a secret. I've seen on r/globaloffensive that he was favoriting any optic related replies. So I quoted his last tweet at the point of posting this with the good old #GreenWall and he favorited as well. So he either could be coming to optic or he is a really good troll.,"Just keep an eye on the OpTic website, it will be announced there first and a day before it is supposed to" +I can't convince you guys that I'm not lying,Buy a portable polygraph machine +"Look what I found while looking for a Feebas, and it's the right nature!","Hey, that's Lana's!" +My college is making me take a Feminist coarse and I am struggling.,"Depending on where you live, you may be able to talk a lawyer into filing some type of suit against them to get them to drop the required money grab that has nothing to do with your degree." +Not really,"It's hoop-shaped, it's practically the same design!" +FCC is also the agency that regulates EMI standards and Declarations of Conformity in the US. This is so that the anti-theft alarm at the front of a store doesn't also stop your grandfathers pacemaker. They're also the ones that prevent me from building a cell phone jammer so I don't have to listen to people talking on their cells way too loud on the train. And prevent my HOA from making rules that disallow satellite dishes and aerial antennas. FCC regulations make it possible to use and electric tooth brush while watching tv without em interference. The FCC is far from a useless agency and it isn't just a telecom watchdog.,"So basically if the FCC is dissolved, everyone should build a homemade cell phone jammer for funsies?" +What the heck is this?!,Jamaican dance hall +When does ARURF Launch WHEN LAUNCH ARURF LAUNCH,I'd give it max 2 hours +"Knight feels like a Hero, Consular feels like a Jedi is how I explain my preference for Consular to people.","Knight has more of the same Spec-Ops feel to me that the Trooper has as well, he goes around behind the scenes of the jedi order and handles mostly in gray matter situations, in wich normalgoody tooshoes jedi can't act IMO" +"#PresidentDuterte: Ngayong presidente na ako, you should be careful. If you want attack me or lecture me, do not do it in public.",Sounds like a bitter mother-in-law +My Thai ESL student has eerily perfect printing,And you couldn't even get the fist check mark right...smh +The disappearing stick shift: Less than 3% of cars sold in the U.S. have manual transmissions,Sure it's fun to drive stick shift but how will I safely text and drive with it? +"Honestly, get an MPX. Maybe the best 9mm carbine ever. I know it doesn't take glock mags and doesn't answer your question but 9mm glock ar builds are plagued with last round bolt hold open problems.",Isn't it the general consensus that the CZ scorpion is better? +Hahaha give up on escaping :D,Giving up is my specialty +"All 3 services have the medic role you are talking about. They have different names for them in all 3 services and their roles do differ slightly. Medical Technician is the army's version you can find through DFR. RAAF has medical assistants, and Navy medical sailors. Source: currently on the course.","Aged care placement and care plans are integral to your role, make sure to pay extra attention." +I need some science on this... Someone go stab a person and report back to me!,"Fun fact, while filming The Lord of the Rings, Christopher Lee advised Peter Jackson on the exact sound someone makes when they get stabbed in the kidney, as he had done that as a commando in WWII" +#CreeperLogic,"Well op, should he?" +Maybe they were respecting his possession of the ball.,The ball is supposed to be in MY possession dammit +"With the 'perfect' driving logic there really isn't much of a benefit of them in most scenarios. They are there because removing them and taking advantage of that is basically like activating a cheat code. If you want traffic to flow better, yeah, take them out everywhere, but if you the challenges intended by the developer, then keep them in. That's the beauty of this game, you can play however you want. I personally like to build cities around realism rather than game mechanics so I keep them in wherever a real city would have them and replace them with priority signs in unbalanced intersections (say 2 lane intersected with 6 lane road for example), and occasionally remove completely if an intersection is completely killing traffic flow.","I have also noticed cases where a high traffic downtown intersection (4 way intersection of small 2+2 roads) can get snarled up pretty bad without traffic lights, but with them it makes sure not too many cars are in each others' way." +3 out of 4 of Netflix Subscribers Would Rather Cancel Their Subscription Than See Ads,The question posed should really be would they rather cancel their subscription or pay extra for no ads. +"Abort plan, I said ABORT PLAN!",Challenge Accepted +Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time,Finally beating that god-damned Water Temple without looking for help will be my greatest achievement in gaming. +"That's awesome! The next step is to meet up with the artist or have it mailed off to them to get signed. That way you can either have the signed card and the artwork, or both of them signed. Either way, that's super cool and thoughtful for your playgroup to do.","I agree, my commander is signed." +It's Strange.,"Indeed, very strange" +.5 ppr 12 team Pick 1 James Starks vs Washington Michael Crabtree vs Houston,crabtree no doubt +I counted 5 and a half.,"True, but I counted her Ugg boots as the remaining .5 dumbest things in the picture." +Pounds,So $100 bucks ;) +I just want to point out that I'm a senior at OSU and gameday has only been here once while I've been a student,too many cupcake schedules +"Smoking weed made* me smoke cigs *weed didn't make itself, realising that I like the process of smoking made it, saying that at the beginning so some of you don't get into the angry internet keyboard warrior mode So yeah, I was always against cigarettes. I just realised that recently, that I became one of there persons that I was totally against. Since early years, I was against smoking. I liked the smell of smoke, didn't feel bad when my father smoked cigarettes, and knew many side effects. With years the knowledge got even bigger, still not smoking, maintaining active lifestyle. Then came the weed. I enjoyed high. But started smoking more, like on a daily basis. I just loved the process. Grind. Mix. Roll. Smoke. Oh yeah, feels great. Soon after my usage became frequent, I started smoking cigarettes as well. Trying to quit it. I know, that going cold turkey with cigs is probably the most effective method, however I just like it too much. I am not as active anymore, I can feel with each activity the effects that cigarettes have on me, but still, I enjoy it too much. Guess I will be reducing it, hah, sure. Maybe one day.",so it IS a gateway drug! +*basket,"We're at buckets now, iirc." +isnt that on psp?,"its on both, the psp emulator graphics still kinda sucks compared to the ps3." +What are you looking forward to in 2017?,The new call of duty! +Dude you're just listing every theory. Jones doesn't go for all of that. Some of it is David Icke stuff. Some of it is metaphor. You gotta chill out man he's an entertainer. It's not as if he is talking to the President or anything.,you dropped this +"The Wikipedia article referred to above does state: The concentrations of xenon isotopes, found trapped in mineral formations 2 billion years later, make it possible to calculate the specific time intervals of reactor operation: **approximately 30 minutes of criticality** followed by 2 hours and 30 minutes of cooling down to complete a 3-hour cycle. A key factor that made the reaction possible was that, at the time the reactor went **critical** 1.7 billion years ago... It seems to be referring to Oklo at this point, but the article for Oklo implies there was no criticality.","It likely went critical and sustained a small nuclear reaction for a short amount of time, but it was never at a concentration that could explode." +"Damn hurricane got 0.33 seconds xD. I never see pidgeots defending over here so I haven't seen this myself, but I have a 78% Pidgeot 1743 CP with Steelwing/Hurricane. Surely will test it now. Prolly not too good to stay on high level gyms, but Good for leaving at newly conquered gyms for Lols and annoy opponents xD","First time I saw one he was surprisingly hard to beat, because hurricane is so fast and has practically the exact same animation as the quick move, except a tornado shows up after it is too late to dodge." +Purple Sweeper Ara51 16 keys,where's your steam profile...? +What is up with Canada when it comes to Hospital Tycoon?,"We just really like hospitals, don't game shame us." +This video gets everything STRAIGHTENED out about WEED. (WATCH if you're against it.),"Gee, I wonder if user SmokeADaKoosh is gonna be objective on the matter of drugs." +"Christianity is a long-standing cultural tradition which people are willing to die for. Pepe is a sad frog meme which has apparently been appropriated by white supremacists. You can classify the cross as a symbol of hate, but nobody is going to stop using it for that reason. A lot more people will stop using an unfunny meme if using it makes strangers assume that they are racist.","Yeah because if we've learned anything about the internet, it's that it's obedient and reasonable." +"Buff idea for Final Measure It should be able to defuse 2 or 3 grenades instantly and then have a 8 second CD. If you only defuse 1, the 2nd obviously come back after 8 seconds.",How about we buff its so that no enemy can throw grenades whilst you are wearing FM. +Other than UW and MSU being solid in both sports over the last decade...there really isn't anybody else that comes to mind. Baylor maybe?,Florida when they had Billy Donovan and Tennessee back with Bruce Pearl (waiting to see if he can do something at Auburn) +"When someone is used to privilege, equality feels like oppression.",Well said. +Still cheaper than resale costs.,might not be...shipping on shoes from germany to us is like 50-60$ min +cc verify verify you assholes!!!,Voted +What do you like about yourself?,"I'm not nice, but I try REALLY hard to be nicer." +Soviets States of United Amerika!,United States of Soviet Russia (USSR) +Plus everyone will think you're Russian and leave you alone.,Cyka blyat - Rush B! +Not what that was about,"You're right, we scored so many of their WMDs while we were there." +"The more you know about it, the more you will grow to love it. There are a TON of great fights and HL clips on Youtube...start with these names, some active, some retired (in no particular order) and you will be hooked; * Badr Hari * Ernesto Hoost * Gokhan Saki * Buakaw Banchamek * Giorgio Petrosyan * Peter Aerts * Remy Bonjasky * Tyrone Spong",Also: Andy Hug Mark Hunt Jerome le Banner Alistair Overeem (K1) Masato Mike Zambidis +Sorry but I cant afford gold right now. You would have deserved it.,"Give gold or stay silent, the golden rule of reddit." +You are now the character of your flair. What would you do in the JoJo universe?,Be the greatest stand user of all time! +Card reveal by Day and Cristal de Mana!,Kirin Tor finally viable! +"Ah, because capitalizing all the letters helps one to understand. You dumb animal.",WHOOOOSH +New Card - Kabal Crystal Runner,No taunt? +Has Petrino not done his time? Or do you believe he should have gone to prison?,Clearly he deserves the stockades +"no, Blank is a jungler",And he is still better than Huhi. +"So you're saying men aren't allowed to have opinions on embryos? I'm sorry, I didn't realize.","Yes well, now you know" +Who exactly are Devils fans?,Northern New Jersey fans that have been watching hockey for 5+ years. +No we call it autumn because we literally have autumn right now,But it's spring +After Bernie railed against Clinton's $12 minimum wage he now says he's willing to work with Trump on going from $7.25 to $10.,He's such a pragmatist! +Can my spring action SP02 M1911 be converted into semi-auto?,"Mancraft PDiK, at least HPA tap it." +First of all he said a case that we reccomend to protect his phone nothing bout looks ur opinion is fine if u don't like it I understand it was just a suggestion,And this was just an opinion. +"Not to go full triggered on y'all but honest question: what separates dragging from online bullying? It seems to me it's the people who are most concerned with bullying and social justice, both inside (Dani, Jason, Neeley) and outside (Twitter, tumblr), that do the most dragging or reading online. When Dani said she was going to drag Shelby and Mo when she got out and make their life a living hell, people were defending her on Twitter by saying you don't have to bully someone to drag them. But isn't the whole point of dragging someone to call them out on something and make them feel bad about themselves? Or self conscious in some way? How is that different for bullying? I don't know, I'm one of the few gay men it seems that isn't huge on RuPauls Drag Race so maybe I really just don't get the whole spilling tea culture, but I feel like people say some awful things about the houseguests AND other fans but then they just throw a Yas Hunty on the end, call it a drag and stick a gif on it and suddenly it's just fun?",It's just modern day heart blessing... +Miryo X Giant Pink - Rock Paper Scissors (Girls HIPHOP Dance Ver.),Man trainees are really young these days. +"Probably minimum wage. To be fair, all they do is stand around for hours waiting and usually they get fed. It's not hard work.",It seems a bit low for a dog and person. +So it works?,That's the real moral of the story. +u/pm_me_cheat_codes shares his best pm,"For anyone wanting to quickly figure it out it's the konami code: up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A." +"Private group I'm looking for a private group that isn't pvp, just to have other people around. Anyone got a group to suggest?","Mobius, and if/when you feel the urge to go into Open Play please don't do it." +Or food that has been soaking for a day or 2. brb gonna throw up in my mouth real quick.,"Don't worry, just get some tongs and drain the sink!" +"Baby Race; a new reality TV show in which couples all have sex simultaneously. The first to give birth wins $100,000.00",There would be so many divorces. +"As a lava user, I already hate hutters","As every non lava user, we hate you!" +Paul Joseph Watson on Twitter: NBC reported that pollen in the area caused #HackingHillary. They report it as if it's the first time it happened.,"Swamp Gas, Definitely Swamp Gas." +"Me, Myself & I",I am happy with how I see myself as a person OMG HUMBLEBRAGZZ +"Why? For pointing out that T_D is filled with horrible people, and so is Le_pen now?",Speak out and you'll be silenced in the new regime. +"pizza margerita from Capri, Italy",this is real pizza +Corsair - Please use this design for your next keyboard,colorizebot +I know how dare someone try to be successful!,"How dare someone try to be successful by being highly educated, hardworking, and a leader when they're not white!" +I don't know if this has already been posted or not because I saw it on Imgur but WTF,Wtf bro. +What movie is better than the book?,Dune. +Racist as fuck,Did you report him bro? +I think thugger is just used as the new spicy may may to reap that Karma,Oh that precious karma +"No, the perfect opening line would be: 'You have an opening, and I have a line.'","Only one line, though, so we'll have to share." +What is something that one is fine but two of them is complete overkill?,Funerals +Thanks! I know what I'll be watching tonight.,What time does it start? +Current DSiWare Downgrade: 1. Download game 2. Install hacked save 3. System transfer to unbacked 3DS 4. Use DSiWare's unrestricted NAND access to downgrade NFIRM (the program that prevents downgrades) 5. Use traditional methods to downgrade the rest of the software to 9.2 * Note that the only reason you need a second 3DS is because you couldn't use software to install the hacked save What this does: 1. Download DSiWare on unmodded console 2. Use software to install the hacked save 3. Downgrade NFIRM 4. Downgrade the rest of the software using traditional methods.,Does the traditional DSiware method make the cfw 3ds lose any data? +Day 9 of Trump's America.,wew you racist bigot +Where are people located that keep getting OnTrac and lasership? Located north of Chicago and never had either deliver to me. Only ever had ups and USPS and rarely FedEx and once UPS Mail innovations which was late and amazon refunded me for that one.,Never had them either most ever I get is USPS. +"Yeah, happens to me too. Knowing that comes with experience. At least Grux can lane extremely well.",Maybe too well but he's far more effective in jungle due to buffs (blue specifically) and not being in constant view of the enemy. +You. You're a Frood who knows where their towel is.,Well it is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. +Want you gone but with floppy drives (ft GLaDOS),*crying* It it it was soooooooo beautiful. +"I'm a tall guy. People are fucking dick heads. I don't know what concerts you've gone to, but I've gotten kicked in the back of the legs more times than you can imagine.",Stop standing in front of all the shorties! +"FINALLY, Thank you so much Hi Rez. I have waited and waited and waited for all out assault to come back to the Motd, finally after avoiding every match of the day since the last All out Assault. Finally I see it again in all its glory and I played nothing except that for the entire night. Everyone wants the same god .... 5 Nu Wa is OP as fuck. Build an extra 40% CDR and watch as your minions keep wrecking the tower while you spam laugh standing outside of danger. Different gods, Guan Yu is the way to go. Build the extra 40% cooldown and heal heal heal and heal, nonstop plus ult every 20 some odd seconds so your cannons can nuke away. I just love this Motd and wish it would come around more than once every 3 or 4 months.",One apollo/thor/thanatos/loki four athena/nox prepare your anus +So this means we are going to run on 1&2 down every drive?,Tosses only +"Awe, somebody woke up on the wrong side of the crib. It's okay, we all look like idiots sometimes, today was just your day, sweetie.",Maybe he should sleep in a less shitty crib +Curious what true Trump supporters feel about this.. I mean true American Trump supporters must think this is as fucked as Shillary's forgein ties right?,**YOU LOST** +"Think about this. If it was that wet, tons of cars have already gone by there. That wall would be soaked. Also that person would have had to been pressed right up to the wall for it to silhouette that sharply. Definitely shopped.","You all are assuming its from water, but what nobody is considering is that it could be a nuclear bomb silhouette." +List that will make you tingle Give me offers that will make me want to mingle (;,Hearts boost for keys? +I... I have an iPhone. It was a genuine question and now I'm getting downvoted. I didn't say anything about Android.,"A quick off-the-top-of-my-head but serious answer, though, is: image processing (lots of fancy features in the camera and photo apps - like face recognition) need lots of processing sound processing - for apple like Garageband, plus Siri does a lot of audio preprocessing Games - these really benefit from the improved GPU as much as the CPU Saving battery life by doing all the little stuff as fast as possible and going back to sleep." +Old cars really aren't that heavy. But they're heavy in respect with their stability and chassis strength. Weak af but pretty light. 2nd Gen camaro weighs around 3300.,I guess I forgot the lack of safety equipment and modern amenities really save a ton of weight off the bat +More of my favourite HW colour scheme (mail call).,"Blue cards, blue cars, gold wheels... Definitely some aesthetically pleasing display pieces!" +"Am I the only one here who likes all maps ? I like all the maps, but what is more important is the variation of maps, it's never get boring. My favourite map is Blackheart's Bay, Warhead Junction, and I'm fine with Garden of terror too. I don't understand the hate for those maps I mentioned, and for the large map pool.",The only map I dislike a lot is garden of terror. +Unbelievable Knife Skills,Thankfully this has never been posted before and isn't posted every other day +so when obama supporters voted for him in 08 they were all homophobes who were okay with him thinking marriage was between a man and woman only?,Did John McCain offer an alternative position? +"My fiance played Overwatch while I was at work. Afterwards, I asked who she played and got this response.",Probably widowmaker +If what you have said about DDs is true I agree with you on that part. However it puts you in a spot if you can't kill a target if you're presented one,"I've definitely done it at least once, 1 torp hit is enough to saturate the area and then it's practically immune to further damage" +"No, that's a glitch since Season 2 (June/July)..You get no points, renown, nothing...just another bug Ubisoft cannot fix and won't..enjoy your weapon skins though :) lol",Ah okay thanks! +Nuke. It's a node based compositing program,#I NEED TO GET THAT RIGHT NOW! +My left eye twitches sometimes- I ha e strabismus. Does this mean I'm going to go all fucking Terri Schiavo at a moments notice???!!! Help me internet doctors !!!,"If you had a blood clot in your brain before (like Hillary) and now you have strabismus, then indeed you need to see the Doc asap." +Who am I kidding its nowhere near LA.,We're called the LA of the North for a reason ya know +"Exactly. I've heard of people grinding out for something like 9 hours? Absolutely crazy, but the rewards are mighty.","I wouldn't even trust Forza not to crash for an hour long race, let alone 9 o.0" +Divorce in U.S. Plunges to 35-Year Low,"Damn millennials, ruining America's divorce industry" +"I'm so glad the trio are back. The humor, cars, and really everything were beautifully presented. I'm a little worried the show concept is a bit much, traveling the world and all. It's like the awkwardness of Conan leaving New York City. Even though there was plenty of globe trotting in Top Gear, it mainly centered in Britain and that gave it a homey feeling. That said, I'm immediately impressed with Grand Tour. Here's hoping Amazon keeps the show going!",Pretty sure they already committed to 3 seasons. +Kind_Devil,What woman in the right mind *wouldn't* wanna talk to someone as *suave* as Kind_Devil? +**That's gonna hurt Louisville's playoff chances.**,"if last week is any indication, they'll probably drop one spot." +"Yeah, I feel like I've wasted hours of my gaming time waiting for a Zarya to use her ult. I could probably ult and build another ult before our Zarya uses hers.",And that's why team communication is important folks! +"Lol I agree. I don't even use DS since I think it's an unfair perk, but the number of dudes with unrelenting and stbfl is annoying. Might just start instant dcing to those guys if I'm obsession.",Or you can play the game cause that's what it's here for... Not every meta will favour you hence why it's called a meta just learn to play around it and have fun! +"Kryssie explaining to Scott, the superfan, how to play the game. why can't she leave already???","Scott is a wikipedia superfan, he doesn't actually know anything about the game." +Good call. If Australia had not let in all those immigrants Sydney would not have gang shootings on the streets.,This is why the government disarmed all the whites +"hey! Our state is not that small ! We got Microsoft, Amazon, hipsters, hendrix, produce 70% of US hops... but I know what you're saying haha",The best part about it is you had all of that before it was cool! +"That is so funny. I arrived in Hvar this year to a downpour. Hvar is supposed to be the sunniest place in Europe. They have one of the four sun observatories in the world on that island. Congrats on the fish. From what I saw of Croatia, it is tough going.",Tough luck mate :) but whats tough going about cro? +Za Warudo,KONO DIO DA! +Why don't they do all the fitting out and finishing touches before floating it?,Probably to free up space to build the next one. +karma maybe,don't be a dick +"What do you do while the Krugs split? Whenever I split the Krugs, I whip out the ol' oven mitts and begin baking myself that favorite pumpkin pecan pie. And then once it's in the oven, I prep the fireplace, cozy up on the sofa, and watch some good ol' Netflix. Normally I can get through half a season before they land! Wbu?",I re-watch the whole DragonBall Z (old one) series while waiting +"Not only that, It has a cooldown so low that your only hopes of escape are a lucky TP. And lucky meaning that she doesnt get crits on you while you try to escape.","Which happens everytime, same for crits on low hp heroes" +Best chinese cartoon of the deacade,You forgot your +"Stockholm, Sweden",Nacka! +"Oh fuck you man. I just woke up, it's 7 am here, I haven't been awake this early in years, I'm tired, the coffee has not yet hit my brain, and your flair was flashing at the precise moment my eyes would move while reading, leading me to believe something was wrong with my eyes, like having funky blindspots or something. I will regret this comment ^later. How do I make flashies?",You tear of your shirt really fast after a winter without any tanning. +"A petty/minor one, but I think YouTube videos should have to actually include the thumbnail at some point.",that would still leave you with the shitty ass clickbait titles +An Amish horse team pulling out a tanker truck,YeeHaw Motherfucker +mfw these people vote (in real elections),"people wonder why some countries have dictatorships, and then you realize democracy means these people have just as much of a voice as you do..." +"Pretty sure they've got a sale on right now. Try the FALLTIME discount code, should be still going. Also, are you getting your prices from Blendrunner? Bc pretty sure they're wrong on there.","Sales make sense for a one-time purchase, but if you plan on using it longterm it'll still cost more." +"Arabs are Semitic, not Caucasian. Turks are basically European and Anatolian peoples who converted to Islam with just a sprinkle of Turkic drowned into the mix.","Turks were invaders to Anatolia, not its original inhabitants." +"Yes but it didn't cause the pretending to be mute, that was me thinking hey it'll get me out of speeches","Well, regardless, allow the armchair therapists of Reddit to inform you of how it really is, rather than what you, an individual whose dealt with this for years, think." +I wish I could put off my work duties for a whole year.,They don't make 6 figures a year for *nothing*. +"That awkward moment when.... So, i bought my giftee a present from amazon so i could save on shipping, but i wanted to send them something from my country, so i decided to go to the souvenir shop and buy a postcard and send them. while choosing the postcard a bottle of wine caught my eye, and i ended up buying the postcard and a bottle of the most famous, expensive wine my country has to offer. its a tiny souvenir bottle that maybe will fill one glass. i was happy about it until i got home and realized that i have to ship it now, oh boy, the sipping costs are higher than the price of the bottle, this escalated quickly! xD",Look to see if your country has a price comparison website for shipping. +Row over McDonnell's Brexit comments threatens Labour truce,I'm sure this is all the fault of those nasty Bitterites +How old? (I ask because I have a Minolta Dynax 9 that I don't use anymore :-),If it still works then it's good for me! +Use any grenade with a presence of mind. most grenades can hurt you with the initial impact!,"Or if you're a Hunter, with the team tRIPmine..." +Can you do that anyways by streaming your plex library to your tablet? The network replaces local storage.,yes but localised copy is better than a bandwidth intensive resource. +"I waited for CommentNoire to respond to my attack. I really thought I pulled his buttons. If you ask me these shitty novelty accounts have it coming but nobody ever asks me, not even the drakness. It only colds me. Numbness. I drinked some of my energy drink and felt its warmfness, its electric. I sit up with the laptop perched on my rotund stomach and disturb the accumulated rubbish by my bed. It shaked. It shaked like he imagined CommentNoire shooked with anger. It made me smiled. So I waited and pulled my robe closer to my body. It was blue.",This is just like the time wildsketch fought shitty watercolor +And how do you know those rape gangs exist? Any evidence?,Like in general or specifically in Germany? +"Heisman Race After Louisville just got stomped out, is Lamar Jackson still the runaway favorite for the Heisman? Who else is in the race?",I say Khalid Hill - 2.5 pts per carry! +Which Member of Vulfpeck Are You? (personality quiz),"I was hoping to get Joe, and I did!" +"Yup, and now it looks like they're switching back again.",So you didnt know that and are now scrambling to make it sound like you knew what you are talking about. +This seems to be more open these days. Did it always happen or are we becomeing a nation of cucks?,"It's always been there, but thanks to feminism we no longer have a polite society." +The Warcraft III World Championship is around the corner. And the commentator duo from Back2Warcraft wants to cover all of it.,"thanks to you guys I re installed wciii and now my son is playing roc campaign this is a game, not dat slapdash minecraft" +Stamkos.,You dropped this +Galactic Tour: MISC Ships!,How come this video doesn't show up in their YT channel? +Until one day there's a layer of ice under the snow and it smashes out someone's windshield or even kills them.,"Yeah, I'm sure that'll happen one day." +What would your ideal ingredients for guacamole be?,"Not who you asked, but I enjoy just around two avocados + half a lemon juiced + a bit of minced garlic + a small dollop of plain yogurt for smoothness." +"The meltdown is starting, sit back and watch!",Stage one - shock and denial. +"24 election results that will disgust you to your core | Lots of comments about grabbing pussy, deporting people, the wall, the n word, and just overall racism and sexism",Shocking! +"UCSF is primarily a medical and research school, they don't really have a IT program.",Too bad University of California has no resources or ability to work with other schools in the state. +"Genres or sub-genres, you feel are underrepresented in the collection? I'd personally like to see more musicals or films within the 70s exploitation spectrum. What say you?",I would like to see more video collections like the Beastie Boys one - it's the only one in the collection and it's been fifteen years since that release and nothing since. +jk jk im not Malia but i still know,"Oh, you had me there for a minute" +Don't tell me what to do.,It's your life. +So it's basically deluxe sample sizes you could get for 500 points???,For $25 such a great deal! +"How was Donald Trump supposed to vote for a war if he wasn't a politician at the time? Doesn't it bug you that Pence and almost all of Congress also voted for the war in Iraq with Hillary? Does it bug you that Trump had to be told repeatedly why we can't have nukes, said other countries should have more nukes, said he would target the families of suspected terrorists, said he would blow up a boat full of people for flipping us off, and said he would bring back torture? Yes, Hillary voted for the Iraq war and has repeatedly acknowledged that it was a mistake while Trump repeatedly talks about his desire to kill people and commit war crimes. Why do you think Trump is better than Clinton?","He gun bring back coal jobz, n he gon make us rich lik him is!" +What do you own that gives your age away?,Nintendo GameCube was my first console. +"Asians value school learning, which tends to undermine the GOPs current set of positions. It's hilarious, because just like Hispanics, they're very much naturally conservative as a culture.","the problem with the GOP is that their voter base is xenophopic and hostile towards minorities, so even well to do minorities dont want to vote for them." +"I'm thankful for the protected wilderness we have on our beautiful planet. Glacier Peak, Washington, USA.","Jeez, the trees are so far from each other on such a wide open landscape... It is like a fantasy world!" +Donald Trump seen calling for Muslim registry in new video despite denials,Thank you people who voted for him and people who stayed at home. +"Target or Amazon? I'm pending start date at Amazon but I just got a call today for seasonal Target DC. If I do good with Target and they offer me a job, should I go with them or stick with the Amazon offer?",Amazon pays more and Target seasonal isn't going to lead to a full time position. +"when I walk out of rumble ulti it still ticks for 1-2 times? and im die why? if u read the ult it doesnt say it will stick onto you for longer, but when I walk off of it it still damages me! bug or intentional?","Rumble could be running deathfire touch keystone which causes a burn for %health damage, or Lissandry's." +"I know, I am the reason.",Why are you bragging about being the plight of society? +I think they count the age of the oldest account for more than the average age of all your accounts.,"Very possible, I'm just saying they don't ignore the average." +"What are some books with a similar tone to Scott Pilgrim? I'm thinking something lighthearted, with a cartoony art style, and with video game-y sequences. What are some books that fulfill at least two out of those three?",CHEW +No if you buy Origins edition now you have to wait several agonizing months while doing the Sombra ARG (basically watching countdowns) before you get her. Ana will just randomly show up in your game at some point down the road as well.,Is that why mine is grayed out every game? +Haikyuu!! Ch. 228,I thought I was the only one that did what Hinata did Going from standing to lying down while continuously setting the ball :P +uhhh... there's a sentence you don't see every day.,"Why, the Ossis have ruined everything :(" +"Sure, of course there is no voter fraud. But he said there is. So all the Trumpbots should be asking for an audit of this election.","Youre right, we should be auditing all 50 states, especially CA, not just the ones that Trump won against pollsters beliefs (though Michael Moore called those states two weeks before the election, so theres that)." +Hamsters experimenting centrifugal force,Main servers farm primary power system for MMO games. +"So when 2.6 goes out , we should get the planning update for a expected date release of 3.0?","So when 3.0 goes out , we should get the planning update for a expected date release of 4.0?" +"If I see one more commercial normalizing blacks as nice, respectable, middle class family people that basically act and behave like Whites but with black skin, then I'm going to lose my fucking mind.",Please report it to the admins and tweet at some prominent journalists so that they bring that nazi cesspool into news and can finally be shut down. +"Um, the Chevy Bowtie is backwards...",It's a Red Cross emergency vehicle +Scenestering is gay. What you listen to doesn't make you better than anyone else. I'd rather hang out with a cool dude that likes nickleback than a pretentious douche who's into prog.,That is such a Skillet thing to say +Reminder: Possible Klinsmann replacement Arena is against foreign-born players,"Arena obviously is Trump who is obviously Hitler, who is obviously Columbus." +Canadian cannabis legalization task force releases full recommendations report.,They need it to fully watch the show for the next 4 years. +Rebel Pearl - Vancouver's Stormcrow Alehouse,Jerkface Pints: Served dressed with salt. +I think it's possible to acknowledge Trump being better than Clinton while also acknowledging that he could very well be a shit tier garbage president as well.,Name a president that wasn't shit tier garbage... +I have a feeling the alt right did not write this....,FALSE FLAG AMIRITE? +"Nobody tried downshifting their transmissions to slow down? It looks pretty steep by looking at the terraced walls, but some control could have been had - instead of just locking the brakes up and hoping.","Yeah, that totally would have made a difference..." +So 100% of women?,5/7 == 100% ? +wasnt the one where the guy was parking in the slanted space the cyclists' fault? he looked to attempt a pass on the right,"yeah, exactly." +Not even a 1080? Why even waste your time?,You dropped this +What song is your anthem?,Anthem of the lonely by Nine Lashes +Probably a dirty Argonian.,Eat Kaoc +My guess would be because it's a replay. In actual game Sombra was visible and as such there's nothing impressive or funny about this.,Yet its showing the infra-sight effect on everyone else. +Skye.....without hair...?,"Wow, I didn't know a tumour could get cancer!" +"(Spoilers Published) What are this sub's thoughts on Arianne Martell? I noticed she got voted into Watchers on the Wall's top 60 ASOIAF characters, yet I never see anyone talk about her. Personally, I love Arianne and I wish we could see more of her. I love how much she's torn between her duty to her father and kingdom, and her determination not to be robbed of her birthright. It's also nice to see a woman in this setting who isn't constantly threatened with rape (Dorne in general is nice for that. I love Dorne). I really hope she has a bigger role to play in TWOW onwards (Arianne of House Martell, First of her Name, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men... I can dream).",I hate everything to do with Dorne. +"Living in New York, people casually talk about fucking hating Trump in passing, and I see an awful lot of Clinton signs.","From casual observation on Long Island, they are for Trump." +Donald Trump Announces Pro-Common Core Betsy DeVos as Education Secretary,Breitbart trying to gain a veneer of independence during the transition so that they can basically become state media after the inauguration. +"The problem then is that lax policies in one state have a huge effect on other states. If California tries to require background checks for all sales (currently about a third of sales have no background checks), but you can easily bypass that by going across the border to Arizona, then a lot of guns from Arizona are going to end up in California. And if you leave it to the states, then some states are going to make it even easier to buy guns without background checks than it is now, making the problem even worse.",Well it's going to be much better with the republicans running everything. +"I could have sworn that I saw the 10-million-downloads logo on Allo recently, but now it's at 5 million. As a non-fan of Allo, I find that ~~hilarious~~ interesting.","Be patient, it's barely been out!" +Too bad I'm a raiders fan no yawning for me.,"Oh so he's not yawning, he's actually gasping in horror because you just stabbed him!" +No that's getting real big and taking one of those photos that makes a far thing look like a really close thing. But shill-lift photography should work!,I don't know how holding up Hillary Clinton to take a photo would make this picture look better. +I think they dislike water.,Look at all that free protein! +You're high/drunk and hungry. What food do you order in?,There are two kinds of people: Those whom order pizza while drunk/high Those whom have never been high/drunk +Northern Cross vs Snowspell Strike,THE TIME AS COME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL. +Reddit suckered by cop PR. Again.,THOSE FUGGIN DEVIL POLICE +Existing with a penis.,Story? +what if that shiny had perfect IVs and Pokerus?,1/forgetaboutit +We finally have all the evidence we need to prove that Super Smash Bros is not a canonical Fire Emblem game!,"On the contrary Awakening is not canon, smash 4 is" +"DRUDGE REPORT: Desegregated Schools, Prosecuted KKK Boss...",What a fucking racist +"Thats because new mexico isnt really part of the US. New mexican here, were actually all illegal immigrants, even the 10th generation americans. Dont trust us!",Brown skin = illegal or terrorist There is no in between +"I'd consider that the perfect move in that situation. Shows you're willing to do as you're told, but also know what you're doing.",The issue was apparently the pump and coils and whatnot are not supposed to run empty +Are some bishops in the Amoris debate still fighting the last war?,"Allen just can't help himself, dividing the Church into liberals and conservatives." +"I know we give Bernouts lots of crap, but this BernieBro had a pretty savage comeback!",Is that aids Skrillex son? +Are you going to try to make noise while skins offense is operating? You can do all those things you list at someone's home or at a bar.,Sure we can but we will be in the area and its an opportunity to check out a stadium we will most likely never have the chance to see again. +What part of subtle bend that's invisible to the eye did you not understand?,yeah but are they visible? +Read reply on uh-other uh-comment,I dont want to expand all +Malaysia 2016 race start,There goes Rosberg's championship... +Fun fact: The Jonestown mass suicide for which you are referring to happened 40 years ago today!,really fun +"Remember, Clinton Foundation actually does real things and saves real lives. Trump Foundation is just Trump's personal slush fund. And no transparency on who or how much gives to Trump Foundation. The hypocrisy frustrates me to no end.","That painting was real, and those lawyers he paid I am sure they needed the money" +"Ex Spl Player and Coach's View on the Grind to Become a Pro, and What Being a Pro Means.","I love Cabom, hes a good guy." +Revolutionary Communist in the US starterpack,I see the cover photo for the latest edition of the Industrial Worker! +"That's easy, all you have to do is be some lame-o jock who peaked at 17 and never got over his glory days tossing around a dead pig's skin and rubbing sweaty bodies with his bros. Then you have to quit the drugs and lose that belly and stop abusing your wife and stay away from the damn high school and apply to some jobs. Also, if you're so keen on randomly capitalizing things of no importance, go into politics/the law, you'll fit right in.",Somebody got shoved in their locker by the football players in high school. +Why the hell did we extend Austin by paying him all that money ?,Because he's essential to our offense with those end arounds and short screen passes for 2 yards +"AMD really should push a strong marketing campaign to break down those prejudices about bad drivers, high temperatures, etc. I think we can all agree that AMD really should push a strong marketing campaign to break down those prejudices about bad drivers, high temperatures, noise levels, power efficiency, etc. because many people don't go AMD due to these reasons they think are true.",Give me decent linux drivers that don't nuke my ttys from orbit then we'll talk. +MMOs take around 7 years to develop. This has been in dev for 2.,"No no no, it should be done regardless because the Internet demands it" +American roundabouts are counter-clockwise.,That depends on if you are looking at the front or the back of the clock. +"We let a fox stay the night in our henhouse, but don't worry. He told us he was a vegetarian",Just give him a chance. +"Managed to pack Heaton, Suso and Defoe in my fut champions pack today so im praying for those requirements lol",Red informs don't count as TOTW ): +470 is THE shit = it's good 470 is shit = it's bad,What does 470 is a shit mean ? +"I don't know about any such studies either, I tried LSD a couple of times this year but just for fun. I don't know if it had any effect relevant to autism, but I'm pretty sure it made me more radical. It's like acid made me realise that I had a false understanding of what society is, it made me realise that society can be changed not just through some convoluted political process.",Every time I drop acid I end up having my mind blown thinking about Marxism and historical materialism. +"No, they're be backwards incompatible. Why not just update to 9.7?",Piracy +Sleep without dreams is like death,"Never thought of it that way, but yes, in a way it is." +"Holy shit, I expected the headline to be hyperbole. Mike Pence literally had his lawyers fuck over one couple in particular. He couldn't overlook one woman literally on death's door? Just let her see her wife before she dies, ass.","I'm sure he's a good guy, otherwise Trump wouldn't have picked him." +"Well, it seems the liberals have already accepted the fact that Trump is going to be the next President. Hilarious.","Yes, having conversations about the electability and qualifications of a person of course means that Democrats have given up." +Peanuts compared to the amount of money he'll make while being President.,"But his kids will be running everything, he won't talk to them at all!" +South Carolina vs. #13 Syracuse,Did Thompson just try and shoot a 3? +"crushed ice, frozen fruit and plenty of non-concentrated juice (even though we use a very syrupy concentrate). i work at jamba juice i know these things!",Proportions? +"Driving through American small towns always makes me a little uneasy for that reason. You never know whether or not you might get Deliverance'd that day, or stumble on some sort of weird cult.","Oh goody, they are holding the Lottery drawing and the out of towner conveniently wins to be sacrificed for this years crops." +It would consistently get you laid tbh,BRING ME ANOZZER +Any of y'all playing this one? I've been wanting to play a sanctioned tournament and this is first chance I'll have. 3 Rounds at Roy G sounds like a long weekend.,yup! +"Letroy Guion fined $9,115 for hit on Mariota.",1/3 the fine for a bigger hit... It's because he's black isn't it? +I'm not asking them as if you're a Trump supporter. I'm asking them to you because you said they were a solid plan. I'm asking you why you think it's a solid plan because it makes no sense to me and therefore I'm sceptical it's actually more than rhetoric. I'm not an American. I don't really care about your politics. I just don't understand how this would work.,I'm not an American either but as I mentioned it is a solid plan if you want to temporarily kick start a local economy as was demonstrated the last time it was used. +Ave! True To Caesar,PROFLIGATE +"Calgary End of Season Post Welp, it was a great season boys. I think we surpassed expectations, and every game, excluding the last one, of the finals was a one goal game. I'm very proud of the team, despite the loss. We had three people on our core team that were on their second seasons, going up against seasoned veterans. I had a blast this past season, and hope you guys did too. **DrSlugger:** You came in clutch in the playoffs, and did great during the regular season. One thing I noticed is how you helped out defensively, which I think a lot of people missed. Hope you keep playing and get a starting spot in the LHL. By the way, if the Irish liked potatoes so much, why was there a potato famine? :) **MasterMetroid:** You were a rock on D. You were our only consistent dman, with a rotating supporting cast of Riven, PK, Gregors, and Pylon. You were a leader in the locker room, and a great presence to have. **Kill Pessel:** Wew lad, had a great time with you this season. People doubted your skills, as did I, but you could've gone first overall. If not for Nikas, you would've easily been the steal of the draft. You're the person we could depend on to consistently get a goal every game, and you were a monster. I don't think you're going to get a starting spot LHL next season, but I believe you deserve one. Also, good luck with the targets in your basement. **SirGregors:** Liked having you in front of me so much on ROU, I had to bring you back. While I initially expected you to be playing more games at the beginning of the season, you improved a ton, even taking on as awkward position of a position as LD at the end of the playoffs. You improved tremendously, and it was great having you on my team again. Despite having you on the team again, there was never a game this season where I thought, Feels like a ROU game, boys. ;) **RivenX:** I was glad you fell to me in the fifth round, and didn't even realize you were there until right before picking you. You were a solid defenseman I could always trust, and you were great to have in TeamSpeak. I was sad that you wanted to go to SDG, but I'm glad you got to have fun over there. **pkpaching:** I didn't even realize you hadn't been drafted until you messaged me, and got you in free agency right after the draft. You were great in game, providing both offense and defense to our team, and I'm sorry that it ended like it did. I hope you can start playing goalie again in the LHL. **Pylon:** I acquired you for Riven, and I'm sorry that you didn't get to start. While you were capable, I liked the chemistry between Metroid and Gregors and liked how the team was going. You filled in for me when I couldn't handle my lag anymore, and I greatly appreciate that. I'd also like to thank you for showing up during the playoffs, despite not getting played. I hope you keep improving and make a big mark on the RSL next season. **Kanye West:** Like I said when I acquired you, liked having you so much on Toronto I figured I'd get you on Calgary. You got some playing time and definitely proved you could hang in the RSL. Unfortunately, our offense was too stacked with kill and Slugger for you to get a starting position. I think you could steal a starting position next season in the RSL, and you've definitely improved from the start of the season. Have fun at Whole Foods. **MapleSyrup:** You didn't get much playing time, in fact only one period, because I was able to make every game. Regardless, you were always there if I needed you, and I appreciated that. I know you've retired, but you were definitely on the cusp of breaking into the RSL. **FatSquirrel:** Everyone's probably wondering, What? FatSquirrel wasn't even on Calgary! While he may not have been, he was the first person I'd always consult before making a decision for my team. He helped me with the draft, and was always there when I was wondering what to do with my team. On top of all that, he took the time to shoot on me and make me a much better goalie. My SV% didn't increase until he started shooting on me, and I wouldn't be as good as I am without him. As I said, was a great season boys. I had a great time, and wish you all the best in your future seasons!","Thanks for the drop, thanks for the shoutout." +Distracted Civic driver rear ends Chevy Spark,I like how the cammer needlessly cut someone else off to pull over. +"I'm going to the USA in January, a trade function would be nice ...",What part of America will you be in? +"I see you're already getting an S but for people that find this thread in the future with the same issue: its a fire hazard, go the the Microsoft Accessory Replacement.",Is it free? +You know I'm kinda feeling okay right now,There can only be one true Wildcats +Really? How did you feel NYT's reporting was biased?,Rush Limbaugh said it was biased. +Cat.,Cat. +"When Jokipakka was playing third pairing minutes for us it was stupid how good he was. No mistakes, moved the puck well. As reliable as it gets.","Kevin :), Some people here have started to call him George now." +It's okay to laugh at them.,keep on rollin' baby +Samsung tells users: Turn off your Galaxy Note 7 phone NOW,"Law Abiding Citizen, anyone?" +"Don't even include a Super-Mega-Speed-Up-Your-Phone-And-Save-Battery ButtonTM. 0/10, not as good as Clean Master.",Ididnt get ur sarcazm cuz u aint wrote +probably same trumpists downvoting this so they arent embarassed.,Or just normal people who don't want this shit in every subreddit. +Someone really likes Doncaster players,Must be investing for POTM Allen +"Why must artsy fartsy type movies insist upon being slow and dull? Not a horror film, but I'll use Only God Forgives as an example.",What makes you say it's artsy fartsy? +"You guys dont realize there is only so many things you can say hell no to. You are going to see the entire tax system reformed, and it will only require 51 votes in the Senate.",The party of fiscal responsibility. +When you delete a folder from the resource pack that is probably useless anyway,See no difference +Because nickels are too expensive,5 times more expensive to be exact +The horse is white?,What does race have to do with anything? +Bad songs to play when someone dies,Obligatory Blue Oyster Cult - Don't Fear The Reaper +"I play with MeSoSneaky and a few other diamond players and they ALL hate crunch in the jungle. Personally I am absolute garbage with him, but everytime I see an enemy Crunch jungling Im invading every chance I get. @jacobCTRL - what elo are you?","Not that high, so I can't speak for that tier, but I've found that when I do get invaded, Forward Crunch gives me enough time to escape to a tower, although it seldom happens anyways." +Disavventura per Matteo Salvini in Russia: fermato (e poi rilasciato) per uno striscione contro Renzi,"Rilasciato dopo una chiamata della minetti in questura, pare sia passato come uno dei figli illegittimi di trump" +Gegard Mousasi with some strong words for Conor McGregor.,"I want this qoute to be my flair damn it, Mods please make it happen" +What IPAs do you have on tap?,Bud Light. +Fel rush Working as intended,Fel rush to me has been the new Hunter barrage +"She gains 25% move and has a cleanse, always has mana once you hit level 5, and you usually build hp items such as warlock, and rod of ass claps.",Yeah but in Conquest if you hit level 5 without getting killed at least once than the enemy team is doing something terribly wrong. +"Balanced if you don't play Tusk, Brood, or Phantom Lancer feelsbadman",What are those? +RED DEAD REDEMPTION II - FALL 2017,witnessed +This comment offends me and should be censored to protect my feelings and shield me from differing opinions.,"yea, x2 need to ban so i can't see it" +should I post proof?,scouse that +FAIR is full of shit. Read the quotes in context.,Well Orson Hyde published a pamphlet on the first vision well before this quote +A little of topic but does anyone know where i can get those boots?,Danner's website sells them but they're about $200US and really not worth that much. +Gaming on a fully loaded new Macbook pro,Money well spent +It's like 2008 all over again,At least this time Russia doesn't have outdated vehicles that brake down on the road. +Venezuelan Congress Declares That President Maduro Has Staged a Coup,Really Nicolas? +"Damn, man. She's sucking that dick like it killed her parents.",And the Pulitzer goes to... +"To quote the stronghold of security: Yes, there are no cheats in Runescape.",People complain about new training methods devaluing skills because they are faster while Jagex continue to shill out crappy Promotions where they hand out XP on a platter. +Liberals have a bad habit of attacking Republicans in theaters.,"But the parties switched, 'member?" +I just don't get how people thought a billionaire who lives at the top of a skyscraper in NYC with his name on it is somehow a man of the people.,"but emails, and bernie just bought a house" +What the hell is an electric kettle?,How the fuck do civilised people live without an electric kettle? +"Unstable, impatient customer off his mental-illness meds with a racist history blowing up against a Starbucks employee who is very likely Hispanic/Latina and fits his criteria for discrimination and abuse. No matter how you swing it the facts are stacked against him.",I never thought in the end it would be the Republicans who need safe spaces and trigger warnings. +Fake News,This is well thought out and insightful commentary. +I am keeping hope that Cade is like a messenger of the Devil and not the Devil himself. Usually over 22 episodes the season is split in three phases. Since it's a shortened season I will split it in two and hope that the Sirens and Cade are the first half and in the midseason finale we will get introduced to the Devil and hopefully the death of one of the sirens and/or Cade.,"only 16 episodes this season ... so 170 altogether and TO is supposedly only 13, possibly another season with 9 tough i dont think that will happen" +"here comes the circlejerk, only kripp/day9/kibler is allowed to be liked in this sub",you forgot toast +EDGY youth posing in infamous location (comic sans warning),The real cringe here is comic sans +He's literally talking to world leaders without briefing on unsecured lines.,BUT EMAILS. +"and really hard to play, especially in lane","It really isn't... Unless you are playing versus MF and Ashe or Cait MF, it's pretty easy to go at least even with vayne atm." +"This is incredibly stupid, right?","Scientists are so arrogant, thinking they have all the answers." +Let the cards lie where they fall,"Then you drive out those would do look for something more interesting than pictures and more pictures, so even less of the non-photo threads get upvoted to the front page, it's a self-fulfilling prophecy." +"Eating Insects Can Give You All The Minerals Found In Beef. Feeding a planet of 7 billion people (and counting) will be one of the great challenges of the 21st century, especially since traditional agriculture can have seriously negative effects on climate and the environment. So, why not bugs?",Inhofe is going to have a field day with this idea. +It went 0 to 100 real quick in 2016.,I long for the days of Ed and his bacon sandwich +"Ahh, why won't BLM listen to the Wise Ancaps??",It was probably an Ayn Rand/Rothbard book so they should've burned that. +"Over the past 10 years, Urijah Faber has fought 26 times between the WEC and UFC, not earning a single victory by KO or TKO","I mean he's always been a far superior grappler than he was a striker, I wish he'd focus on getting to the clinch and going for takedowns more rather than doing his awkward stutter step into overhand routine." +The CEO of a and f said he doesn't want ugly people in his stores. Kinda fucked,"IIRC, they ditched that CEO and are trying to move the brand in a different direction" +Being champions of the Scottish Premier League led to the train of events that made it 7-0,Being founded in 1887 led to the train of evens that made it 7-0 +The other day I bought a bag of $1 chips for $2 from Wal-Mart. Is Wal-Mart a scalper? Do you suggest that Lays not allow Wal-Mart to resell a hot item such as potato chips?,"no, it's people like YOU that are the problem." +"One tiny suggestion to Japan: why the hell is the train 39 degrees in the winter and roughly -2 in the summer? It's almost like they are trying to say, fuck nature! I want to wear a full black suit everyday of the year!",Because of the elderly population. +"I just want to point out that native bees like the bumble bee, now make up a small part of the total amount of pollinators. We brought in the European Honey Bee decades ago because our native bees weren't doing the job. Not because they aren't good pollinators, in fact they are know to be better at pollinating pretty much everything, but because they are smaller, require a more diverse diet and etc. There are many reason we are at the point we are l So even if just the bumble bee were to go extinct, we have several species of bees, as well as other insects that pollinate. **This doesn't of course mean that it is okay.** As previously stated, Bumble bees and other native bees have been shown to pollinate much more effectively than the honey bee. Particularly because a lot of our crops are New World crops that these guys evolved to feed on in the first place. If you care at all, plant some canola.",Who would had thought globalization work on insects as well. +Would anyone start him over Miller?,"I had both Lamar Miller and Kelly as my starting running backs (14 team league so it's a grind)... random question, but do you think Cooks (or Baldwin) and Miller is worth it for Melvin Gordon?" +This is why i love reddit.,Thank you +Arab-Israeli MK Talab Abu Arar recites the Athan at the Knesset after bill to ban the call to prayer in certain areas in Israel,"Yep, that's exactly what is missing to make people love Islam even more." +"As an instructor of children aged 3-13, and a passionate advocate for the well-being of children globally, it gives me deep pain knowing people think this way. I'm nice to children because they represent our collective hopes and dreams for a better future and seeing happy children makes my heart warm.",How does it feel being a closeted pedophile +The tone that Marvel sees fit since they re far more capable and level headed than all fans combined.,YES BECAUSE AGE OF ULTRON WAS A MASTERPIECE OF COURSE +YOU CAN CHOOSE THE NAME OF THIS ROBOT (Write it in the comments and the best or most voted will be the elected),Peck +*knees weak*,*arms heavy* +"Does any responsibility lie with the player? He knows he was unconscious, he knows his own medical history, and I assume, given the current awareness, the risks involved with head injuries... Why would he go back on to the pitch?","He may have the attitude that his rugby is more important than his wellbeing, Lewis Moody-esque." +"Yea, that's not reasonable. Driving on a flat is dangerous and not only to the driver but to those around them as well. If this ended up causing an accident and killing people are we still ok with this type of shit?","Yes, reasonable" +SpongeBob is. He works in the kitchen and gets paid under minimum wage and doesn't complain.,Actually he's a Muslim suicide bomber +"And then add the rfid micrchip to that and our autonomy is completely gone. The govnt/corporate elite provide everything needed for basic survival through an implanted device that can be turned off at will. Here we are, way sooner than we thought.","Don't worry, all we need to get out of that situation is an average teenage girl with two potential boyfriends, one sibling and some reason the chip doesn't work on her." +Would you say it's time to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?,Have you really been waiting all this time to do that? +But aren't the robots supposed to take over by 2045?,"Who knows, maybe the robots have already taken over in 2045 and plugged/uploaded us into a simulation of a mostly robot-free past in order to give us the illusion of power?" +Elige had a 1.27 rating at ESL New York,JDM has been underwhelming in times of his need :( +"Intensify spell is well thought of, from what I've seen. Extra 5d6 on your Shocking Grasp is pretty solid.","Not worth picking up at 5 though, as it doesn't actually give you any extra dice at that point." +"I made some interesting points about the hypocrisy of US Treasury Department and Obama Administration, yet all you could come up with is how it sucks to be Korean in general? LOL Being critical of American government does not make me anti-white or anti-America. Get a grip.",I mean my parents along with thousands of other koreans wouldn't have moved to the US if Korea was so great overall. +You also like that Mr. Hard Science himself cites a stand up comedian as his guns are terrible for defense argument. HAHAHA,Because nothing says I have a well reasoned argument like a stand up comedy bit. +"THE WAVING SONG, THE WAVING SONG, THE WAVINGWAVING SONG! THE WAVING SONG, THE WAVING SONG! THE WAYAY-VING WAYAY-VING SONG! THE WAVING SONG, THE WAVING SONG, THE WAVINGWAVING SONG! THE WAVING SONG, THE WAV-ING SONG. THE! WAY! VING! SONG! Posted in Darth_Sensitive's place.",*waves opposite everyone else in the row* +"Oh-no now Santa Claus will have to wear 1 less layer? Btw what's anyone on this sub done to stop climate change? Btw if anyone bought a little prissy car, while you were doing that china was setting up a new factory that negated thousands of those.",Maybe you dropped this? +"? I'm not down voting bro. I don't think Bilic is to blame, he's played the hand he was dealt. I'd make a fucking defensive sub when he did. Sucks Zaza and Nordveit had yet another shite match",Don't worry BRO the ref was WRONG +Guns are fine))),duh u nub its because u dont have v-sync on +Return to the living Lets bring this back to life,What is this place? +The A horrible place blog is good,"Used to, now he doesn't post anymore." +"If you are single and want to meet someone, what do you want them to know?",About my depression and how it'll affect the relationship. +"Hey, can you add me? I need frogadier. thank you.",Sure! +You know hell has seat waiting for her,"Oh good then I guess we don't have to care about delivering justice now, let her go I say!" +"I wouldn't say myth because half the galaxy was alive during the clone wars, but majority know the Jedi don't exist anymore","Ok yes you're right, and I was debating saying the force instead simply because of Han Solo" +"I also have adblock and it hasn't been working lately, anyone know whats going on??",Get ublock origin. +It was a pre-edit edit. Apparently they dude assumed reddit is a sjw hold out and would complain about him using the word bitch.,Is it not? +I'm gonna order it tommorow tbh. His strategy worked on me and I am not even pretending it did not.,I'm ashamed to say DITTO +Islamic Terrorist is the right word. He was never a refugee. He was a terrorist cell that activated while lying through his teeth.,Them refusing to call him an Islamic terrorist just makes all refugees look that much worse. +G,Pepe will ban you. +Standard scoring: Rawls vs. Miami or Hyde vs. LA,"uhhh possibly neither... keep a watchout Rawls might be limited, Hyde hasnt offically got out of the concussion protocol." +Nice,Nice +1. A Batman fan would probably like the theatrical cut of BvS because Batman is so good in it. 2. The Ultimate Cut is a really good movie.,The last time I check batman drinks and fucks random women! +"Yep. This is reddit, most of us can't even remember the last time we had physical contact with another person.","Enroll yourself in a grappling martial art, get all the health and happiness you want - just don't mention your reasons for signing up." +"It may not be the asterisk we want, buts it's the asterisk we deserve.",story? +They want it to be an early game clear item cool the passive whatever but no one early game wants an item with just 40% attack speed you want power and pen earlier in the game this change just made it worse,We should just bring back Golden Bow +Team Secret INSANE Inferno Boost,That boost was insane +"If we can still pull off a cardiac arrest win against his LSU, then yes, he can stay. 'Tis tradition now.",We can call ourselves The Hearty-boys I'll just go.... +"Thanks for the info! Im probably gonna wait for the R240 to hit 100 again. I'm not sure if I would even notice any of the issues you mention since I have a vg248qe and don't really notice any problems on there. I just want a 2nd monitor as an IPS so that I can play some games with better visuals. The asus vg248 doesn't even look THAT bad imo, but i probably just got used to it and have never compared it to an IPS",The VG248QE is mediocre even by TN standards from 8 years ago. +"Alternatively, you could see his constant drive to save every life possible as the result of his own guilt, as a knowing attempt to even the scales of destruction his existence has brought upon the world outside his control.",It would make a good backstory. +All of them.,/thread +Police anticipates terror attacks ahead of Christmas and New Year. Police said they will take preventive measures by arresting suspicious person.,"Why no anticipation / protection on Mosque tho, police are racists" +"Damn, she's beautiful. And those legs are delicious! Anyone know who she is?",Korra del rio +"it's sad that they're letting a perfectly good rotation player go to waste. Is this just a Barnes over Casspi thing, or have there been rumors about a personal conflict between Joerger and Casspi?",Joerger probably doesn't like Israel. +Maybe affliction lock? You have one hard cast (unstable affliction) and a channeled filler spell. Not as mobile as BM of course but their dps isnt hurt a lot by movement,It's only hurt by being affliction. +What made you decide to stop Redditing?,I don't see how you could answer this question unless you were redditing. +Draymond gets the call from Henson and Giannis takes an elbow to the face... hmm now it starts,What is starting? +E,Goodbye. +"It's just you. While you have to make some decisions while playing the deck, this deck is still by far the most straightforward deck in hearthstone right now","id argue that secret pally during it's time was easier to play, shaman decks need to think about overload which isnt really that hard but it's something" +So I guess this means that even solar power isn't always perfectly eco-friendly.,Those birds would have died of thirst anyways. +This apple is growing a second apple.,Looks like back-of-the-head voldemort +In what outdated IDE do you work?,"I was using phpstorm for the longest time, switched to a packaged text editor (atom.io) last month." +"Yeah, but if the enemy is smart they will know that a) they only do 1 damage and b) they really arent amazingly accurate. But then again most people freak at missiles of any kind, no matter how bad. Except against israeli missiles cause you dont have time to freak out.... :/","Fair point, albeit Arkans are pretty fast too." +How many times?,Shhhhhh +it makes your strava times better.,"Balls grew bigger, too." +What did you breed to get it? Nice job!,"Just the Hiero with something else, can't remember to be honest ;( sorry it'd be cool if there was a breeding history or something like that :) it was in the epic breeding island though." +She was anything the voters and special interests wanted her to be,"The candidate for everyone, and the candidate for no one." +Beastie Boys Set Anti-Hate Rally After Swastikas Found in Adam Yauch Park,This does not look staged at all +"This EU Kill 20 russians mission is ruining the game - Playing as Russians sucks because you're focused - Playing on a team with Russians sucks because they can't play properly because they're focused to shit - Playing against a team with Russians sucks because your whole team YOLO's at them - Playing anyone who needs the mission sucks because almost nobody plays Russian ships and those who do are completely focused to shit Please, for gameplay's sake, drop the requirement to 10 so we can get it out of the way.",But I thought that Russian ships are OP and that everyone would play these OP ships. +Wait it's IE???,Internet explorer +"It's still preference, idk if op has tried romer G's. But yeah I agree, mushy bottom out, weak tactility, although it's quiet smooth and rounded bump. Imo just ok","They aren't the worst, but I'd prefer a 'good' feeling membrane board over them." +What makes a post right for Facebook but not Reddit?,less and less every day. +Baked beans on toast?,How do you toast toast without power? +"Didn't they find a hand gun on one of the dead guys in the OP's clip? Surely it stands to reason that most of them are equipped with one and I strongly doubt that they'd be willing to just surrender, think they're rather take out as many infidel invaders as they can.","Looked like the handgun had tape too, so possibly could have been concealed until someone got close." +How can you get that wrong in a conversation about that very word?,I should've added the +Izakaya over bars any day.,What's the best izakaya in Shibuya? +Don't drive stoned.,Did I really need to add an +"Ouch, still, better to talk about it I suppose. Passive aggressive nastiness doesn't help anyone feel better.","It's sad for my gf but I won't talk it out, we're better off without them and with my own bro's." +The worst part is that their candidate won. What the fuck is wrong with this country.,If you don't even know why Trump won then you are the reason he won. +Fishus sapiens. But it looks like they skipped fishus erectus stage,You haven't Googled it well enough. +When I try to get into combos.,A I R D L +This real or nah?,May need a close up of the box logo but the p doesn't look like it has an oval +Holy shit those are adorable.,The only one I know that was built is in the back yard of a McMansion in Oregon. +with week-ends game?,and free tickets and travel to watch it live +Vandy had a senior quarterback (who was ironically prone to concussions) quit the team to focus on becoming a neurosurgeon.,what a quitter.....needs to get his priorities straight +Will Nintendo be making more NES Classics?,"No, they hate money." +"Keys Pixel Fire, Road Hog XL, Trinity",I got trinity +So what happens to Lucius after FFXV ? I mean everyone who could possibly help the Luciens is dead so the country cannot still exist can it ?,Iris become queen and lead humanity to a bright future. +Did you finish the gif?,"To completion, yes." +Perez huge airborne,RIP Checo +"Doesn't matter, he plays for Southhampton","I mean, he's basically in the academy for Liverpool" +"I jusy discovered this show and it's totally blowing my mind. Holy fucking hell how did it take me so long to discover this? The writing, the cinematography, the characters!! I know this is probably repetitive of many other posts but I have no one to talk to about this show and I can't stop thinking about it.... Just fucking WOW.",Get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions +"Man, you guys are really reaching.",wat +As someone from those rustbelt states I can assure you your holier than thou attitude pushed people to Trump.,"Hey, they don't need your votes to win elections so who cares what you think?" +"Reddit, we all have them; what was the moment where you said, I was wrong about that this whole time?",That maybe atheists aren't completely horrible people +Middle finger smoke cloud at 1:25,hadn't noticed that! +Original vs Remastered done right,At first I thought this was a troll saying the original was better. +Riff Raff v. 2.0 - under 1ex RT DoT Blade Flurry Gladiator,i liked gladiators concept i hope we get some more skills to play around with him come friday +"Turkey could join bloc with Russia and China instead of EU, President Erdogan says",Oh no +"So how do the Hamilton fanboys, in whose alternate reality Nico purely lucked into the championship, explain this? Clearly Nico has been driving very well this year.","Ah yes, fastest laps = greatness." +This kept him up till 3am? Lol losing sleep over this......LoL,No the cocaine was the thing keeping him up. +Shin was overwhelmed by futei's speed and couldn't land a damaging blow while futei was damaging shin,yea but shin got passed that so the next time they meet i would imagine shin coming out on top +Do you remember the fish?,"With a brand new Fish AI system, your player will now admire the wonderful aquatic wildlife instead of the game." +University organic chemistry flashcard app,Wtf this doesn't have anything to do with organic gluten free fair trade +That time when no one recognized Chris Pratt in New York,"Must be a humbling experience, but he seems like a humble guy anyway." +What are you doing these days? Fuck man. I don't know what the heck I'm doing with my life.,"That much is obvious, you can't even decide whether or not to use profanity" +They might even win a race if Red Bull collide/do a Ferrari strategy and Hulk retires from a glorious podium position,"No, all they need is McLaren fucking up, Ferrari being Ferrari, and a Venezuelean driver" +SEC East is 3-0 against the SEC West over the past 2 weeks Vanderbilt - Ole Miss Florida - LSU Georgia - Auburn,And SC is about to crush Alabama in that championship game +"The key difference is that Hitler came to power because he wanted to kill the Jews and conquer Europe, and not because he wanted some extra celebrity.",He wanted to make Europe great again. +"Oh shit, one video out of the 25 on the front page of the sub is about a political issue relevant throughout the U.S.",This is the second one like this I've seen today. +"Im new to this , is there another way to do it ?",WPF +oh I forgot to add to this pic - with G63 if you remove the backup wheel (which is huge and heavy) the car gets heavier,Nah it's because the backup wheel is filled with helium which lifts the back of the car up and thus makes the total weight of the car go down +Rightly so.,"Yea, our 2nd amendment rights are the most important thing right now!" +Nobody is getting ignored.,You're forgetting about the roving bands of poor Canadians who can't get their businesses seeded! +"r/wow, what's that one boss quote that sticks with you? In a good and bad way. Being a quote that's epic based on text or voice or one that makes you cringe everytime you hear it. The good: Ursoc THE NIGHTMARE GROWS! THE NIGHTMARE DEVOURS! Original Curator The Menagerie is for guests only The bad: Elereth Such juicy morsels! Rock dude from Nelth's lair Noooo thing beats rock! What are yours, friends?","WHAT IS THAT YOU HOLD, DRUID?" +How do you slip on the most important defensive play of the game.,He had happy feet +Thoughts on these exhaust tips?,One of them has a W on it? +Fuck the Pigs,But policemen are entitled to their own opinion and by saying that their opinion that domestic violence is OK you are violating their right to freedom of speech and that makes you just as bad as them. +Bregant :-DDDD,BENIS :DDDD +NFL says Hispanic viewership has increased 28% in past 5 years,The wall just got 10 feet higher. +Official Game Thread: Baltimore Ravens (5-4) at Dallas Cowboys (8-1) ...,Dive for that Weddle..... +Why does James Develin wear pads with an elevated area/bump behind his helmet?,To look badass +"An ulting Torbjorn has 500 health so that is already terrifying, but I want to take this further for science. Highest health pool in the game is currently 600 (Roadhog, D.Va), so that's a 1275 hp tank running around with the extra shields and armor. Now combine that with Nano boost 50% damage reduction... Holy shit. Maybe even throw it all on an ulting Winston for his 1000 base HP, and you have yourself a proper raid boss.",Still doesn't beat a Scatter Arrow. +How are you 118 and still not good at dg?,Leeches op +I also own that shitty screwdriver. :),I also did the mod on the kitchen counter so I can easily wash and rinse the old thermal goop. +Christian bakeries,got to love the strawman logic in this comic +It will go down in lore as the Star Wars Holiday special.,tru dat. +"This, gentlemen, is commonly known as a shite test. The correct answer being sod off. That, and I find 'ze' insulting, as it invalidates my experience as a self-identified cis-gendered shite-lord. Muh manly feelz. . Actually, for a second, I thought Portugal had taken over Oxford.","Not Portugal, ze Germans" +What's his official name?!,Ian Terry +Sorry. I'm listening to the Broncos radio and they just said that. Maybe they were wrong.,If he does not come in on this drive you may have been totally correct. +Thanks for the helpful map....,That is awful +"Do people actually enjoy waking up? I don't think I've ever experienced that, at least not as an adult.",When I was a kid I loved waking up... got up at 4 in the morning to watch X-men cartoons +Chip Kelly says Colin Kaepernick will start at quarterback for #49ers this week,Where's the shoe dropping gif? +Have you ever lived below the poverty line?,Your clearly getting downvoted by people below the poverty line... +Shiranui !!! The card is op! No targetting destruction and protection from destruction.,Oh lawd! +"Huh, must have missed that one.","Yea, they seem to get buried." +Does the 2nd amendment protect the right to bear Javelin missiles?,that is what the nap is for +Pentagon caught paying PR firm $540 million to make fake terrorist videos,Gotta spend money to make money +I never even knew thanksgiving eve was even a thing.,Same +I'm going back to dessert LOL,People like you are the reason ISIS wants to destroy America Yeah that's a totally reasonable reaction +"yikes, lady looks like a dude.",Dammit... Youve got the lyrics wrong again Jason! +"If the ravens make the playoffs I'll eat a shoe. That way, if they don't, I can still be happy since I won't have to eat a shoe.",I will remember this. +It's a self-solving problem - eventually he'll be killed or rendered disabled such that he'll never ride a bike again.,"I just hope he slips on his bike and hits his unprotected head on something, because there's no need to traumatize other road users with his dumbfuckery." +We gave away too many bases is a good amount what happened to Connery.,Losing them neutral bases at the opening did give Connery momentum +Long are the days of being politically correct and now you can tell the family member with gender dysphoria what sex they really are and remind them there are only 2 to choose from...not 32.,"Finally, Americans are no longer afraid to call a black person a spade." +GOP won't allow a federal registry of people who own firearms but are totally cool with registering people by faith?,That's because it's the *wrong* faith. +Witten's first name might as well be Wide Open,W.O.W. +Republicans rush to build firewall to save the House,"Meanwhile in Loompaland, Trump is winning and anyone that says otherwise is a shill." +Salt is good for the soul. Keep wishing,Y'all must be really happy to finally be relevant after two decades. +Why do all these Mexican sportscasters hired by ESPN always have to have such a thick accent? Like do they know that there are Mexican-Americans without accents?,Cause uh spanish speakers listen to spanish speaking sports casters +"I'm sure that this thread won't be an awful mess of communists, alt-righters, and brocialists arguing about guns.",but horseshoe theory doesnt real! +"So are turnovers no longer automatically reviewed, or?",It was and call stood. +Philadelphia Eagles (5-8) vs Washington (7-5-1) Fuck. Props to Burton.,I know it's like a meme that the refs keep screwing us over but it's actually a serious problem that undermines the integrity of the game and NFL refs seriously need to be held more accountable. +Cowboys defense sounds like it operates the same way (I don't watch much patriots football). I used to get really frustrated but it seems to work very well with an efficient offense. Hold to three and give your offense a little breather then kill eight minutes of the clock and get seven. Rinse repeat.,Yeah that's probably the closest comparison +"Did you have any of the following Jobs in your party? Warrior, Astrologian, Ninja, Dragoon, Bard or Machinist? If so your parse was boosted by external factors.","Indeed, no one who has ever entered a raid not solo is obviously padding their parse and should have never uploaded" +Who is your favourite controversial character? We all have a character that we love but isn't well-liked in the anime community. Who is that character for you?,"Controversial opinion, but I like Rem." +KekRaptor: Watch Dogs 2 Getting Modesty DLC After Nudity Removal Patch - TechRaptor,The game devs are such misogynists for covering these women. +CANCELLED!,"Damn, the cancellation of that show really rear ended me" +The 5x might be faster but it stutters more. It's still a great upgrade but it only has 1 year left in terms of official software updates. (2 for security.),I got my sister a nexus 5x and it always feels faster than my Nexus 5. +I guess a headline like this is one way around providing a single shred of evidence that Russia was involved in any of the hacks. Let alone that everyone deserved to know the contents of those emails. Also HuffPost. Nothing left to be said.,This headline lol. +"Back up, we got a high roller genius over here",He's living the dream most people in my town dream about having. +How can they play so calmly in these kinds of game lol Mind boggling,It is just a job~ +"Most pleasant european language? Let's end this week with positive thread: Is there an european language that you just LOVE the sound of? Not necessarily the one you are able to speak, but the one you can enjoy listening even though you don't understand it.",Dutch +"Where are all of Trump's accusers? Where did they go? Surely they weren't making it up, to slander Trump during his campaign.",Definitely wasn't propoganda meant to sink trump +"I so wish that we could have actual discussions in church. Last week in Sunday School we discussed the destruction of the cities in the Americas at the time of the death of Jesus. We discussed the death of all the wicked people. I wanted to ask about the death of the children, and wondered if there was an idea as to if/why children in those cities died. I leaned over and asked my wife if I could ask that question out loud. I had prepared to ask it in a reasonable way, like, I'm wondering if anyone else ever considered in these scriptural destructions about children that might have died in these situations. What would class members have said?",...what did your wife say? +Well in that case he's got my vote,"He'd do better as president than trump, this guy would at the very least *Look at* the security briefings." +"On one hand, it's heavily upvoted, which means most people who looked at the post liked it. On the other hand every single post shits on it. I feel like every single submission from this sub that ends up on my front page looks like this...",What isn't upvoted on this thread? +"Wait, so I'm going to have to jailbreak my car and install a custom setup to use the features it has built in?","It will be interesting, especially with the 3, if this becomes a thing" +"Leaked map reveals chronic mercury epidemic in Peru: People living upriver from gold-mining are the most contaminated, according to US-based scientists",God bless mining jurisdictions with absolutely zero environmental laws to protect watersheds etc. +Except Bentleys are shit cars that old people pay out the ass for so they can look cool.,so my analogy was even more accurate than i intended ;) +"Dak Prescott is the 1st rookie QB in NFL history to pass for 300+ yards, 2+ TDs & 0 INTs in consecutive games",Just wait until he plays against a real defense +Dropped Passes: Story of the 2015-17 Philadelphia Eagles.,It's the qbs fault tho +This Wentz dick sucking is fantastic,Still doesn't surpass future HOF Dak Prescott. +My shoe collection - what could I add to spice it up? I am a high schooler.,Asics Gel Lytes III or New Balance 574 +"Brother is becoming a machinist - most useful tools to gift for christmas? My brother is becoming a machinist and I wanted to gift him some nice tools to start off with. Any recommendations on what to give(calipers, mic's he already has)? Thanks for all the advice! (i should mention, that he has not specialized to any specific area yet)","Bhondus Allen keys, brass hammer set, Kennedy mashinist toolbox, an ID mic, depth mic, radius gauges, parallels, drill bit set, tap/die wrench, tap and dies, good set of files/needle files... all the essentials i can think of at the moment" +A third of drivers haven't realised its dark in the morning and they need to turn their headlights on,"This annoys me just as much as drivers who don't put their lights on in the rain in built-up areas, visibility is already at an all time low and I have no idea if you're driving or not when all I see is grey" +"While I agree, I sometimes make exceptions.","I see that you make exceptions, But I don't give a fuck." +Can you take a picture of the hat now?,"I'm not at home right now, but I can get a picture in a day!" +aNgRY DoG MURDERS ownER in CoLD BlOOD,I was so terrified at the thought of the dog ripping her throat out.... +This microwave's 0 is an O,L0L +"I guess the answer is really it depends. I did my BS in CIS at a brick-and-mortar school and I'm doing my MS in Telecom Management (basically IT) online, I found my BS harder than I'm finding my MS. I think the major difference was the math required for my undergrad... I wouldn't recommend trying to do anything online that requires higher math.",How high was the math requirement for your undergrad? +He got elected That's the only reason anyone should be president Hillary lost. She was an AWFUL candidate. The 2nd worst candidate for president in the history of our country. She lost to the worst,"Hi there historian, why Hilary is the second worst candidate in the WHOLE history of our country." +I did 8 BRH today. With teeming and some with skittish. I want to kill myself by now.,"Everyone about 855 ilvl, first week of mythic+ our first +10 key, tyrannical, Dantonillix, Shadow bolt volley one shot us, all the time ; ;" +Body Bag Game.,Collateral damage +"Do you guys really have to complain about the snf theme every week? We get it, it's bad. Just mute it",I can't get upvotes that way +Disclaimer: This is not a post saying to not make new threads just please if you do make a thread or post please have a tiny bit of thought behind it. A post saying Fire Gus and nothing else is nothing new. Put some thought into it lol,Fire Cromatose! +2 SK games Anyone else suddenly getting many Ranked games where the any is SK and the NK is SK? cus ive played 3 games today all of them which has had NK as any,I'm finding that there's barely any vets at all +Little known fact: clinton and sanders are white too,"But Clinton has a vagina, so that cancels out her whiteness." +Why can't it be their daddy?,**DADDY PLEASE** +"It can get you home, apparently.",Pay a homeless dude to piggyback you home +"OP said he was seven, is that under 6?",Yes because I know how to math +Jesus Teddy.... Just when I thought maybe I'd been wrong about you...,You still are. +Hitler was a socialist though.,And North Korea is a democracy. +Paint me like one of your french robots.,Still sells for a million+ +"It was mistake. I'm willing to bet if you took it to the counter, it would ring up $150.",I just checked their site and it's $400 there also lol +Green Bay will pull a Green Bay and find a way to win this game within the last 30 seconds.,just like the last 3 weeks. +"It's hilarious how he promised he would release them immediately after being elected, and now... silence. Yet another promise broken. When will Trumpers realise that they got played? Are they even smart enough to realise this?",He'll release his tax records as soon as Obama releases his birth certificate +Dak Prescott's 41-Yard Bomb to Butler,"Yeah, but if I was starting a franchise I'd still go Wentz." +Largest US police union asks Amazon to pull 'offensive' Black Lives Matter shirt,It's telling that the police union thinks the term black lives matter is offensive. +"To be fair, I just checked Bing and Mapquest. Both have the same data as Apple.",American On Line and Netscape didn't have it either. +Haast's Eagle was gigantic and was able to do that to our ancestors.,Which one Adam or Eve? +"I have no idea if this is true, what this was about, context or anything else... but if I recall correctly Rose didn't get the greatest start in life and Marilyn Manson wrote Paranoir about her... defs NOT knocking the girl at all... but I dont think she needs to be quoted on these matters tbh.",I should stick to experts on homopohbia on these matters... Like Hitler. +Sorry. Aloha Snackbar.,"Personally, I say remove kebab." +"What did you want to be when you were grown up, and what did you actually end up doing?","I used to want to be a pilot, now I shine lasers at them." +Damn straight negro,So you admit your girlfriend is a bigot? +Christ I didn't realize how bad my house was. My marine vet roommate has his enormous flag covering one wall and we have white string lights hanging from a corner to another.,It's never bad if it's yours :) +PSA: the drone package is unlocked at level 4 now. I didn't see it in the patch notes so I'd thought i would share.,What's the drone package? +"How do I put a Sand texture on the Ground? Hi, started a sandbox game in the Alps map and now I wanna make a big Pirate themed area and I need the sand texture for the ground to make a beach. Is that not possible or am I doing something wrong?","Alpine theme doesn't have sand as an option, unfortunately." +Just... why?,So edgy +"George Washington tried to turn it down and they didn't let him, they're not going to let trump",Those two people should not be in the same sentence. +"TIL that Agatha Christie disappeared for 11 days in 1926. 1,000 officers and 15,000 volunteers searched for her until she was found in a hotel, registered under a different name.",There's a 100% historically accurate Doctor Who episode that covers what really happened +Maybe dark prince?,African-American Prince. +"Very embarrassing parent moment--gross story warning Today my three-year-old son and I were at Barnes and Noble. While browsing books, I suddenly realized that I had to go to the bathroom immediately or there would be trouble. I was very sick to my stomach. I brought him in the stall with me. Let me preface the rest of the story by saying I am someone who does not like to go #2 in public. I will sit in a stall for as long as it takes for there to be no one in there. But that was not an option. Like I said, I was sick and I will spare you the details, but it was not pretty. Here's where the parenting part comes in. First, my son was insistent on watching me and commenting on things, specifically the smell, for others to hear. Then he looked like he was going to be sick himself. Then he opened the door--we were in the handicap stall--and left. So there I was, in the bathroom, with the door wide open and my son out of view while I am frantically trying to finish so I can run after him. It was not one of my prouder moments. But we've all been there, right? Right?","Public bathrooms with kids is the boss level of parenting, we have all been there." +Who are the people that signed the ball? Any public significance?,The people who hosted the tournament. +Generell nie markieren.,Das war bestimmt sarkastisch gemeint. +Don't you know? The spread of political ideas and philosophical works in Europe just HAPPENED to occur in the UK and Mainland Europe at roughly the same time! This shite's blowing my motherfucking mind.,"Well obviously they were reading the same subreddits, d'oh!" +Really brings things into focus,Let's hope this one is in focus when we send it up! +Hey lets not forget that guy stirred his tea in the Leaky cauldron with magic,And he's reading A Brief History of Time by Stephen Hawking! +"Although this election season has been highly entertaining, the best part will be the crash landing at the end. Trump has destroyed the Republican party, as well as his own brand. Two birds, one stone.",I've got my popcorn ready and a trump4life alt-account so I can enjoy a frontrow seat. +A Play In 1 Act,"I need somebody here to draw me the most amazing picture of a watermelon ever for my kitchen, don't worry, people will see it and you'll get *exposure* edit -" +Because it sucks,I second this motion +I have a beer belly. Even if I don't drink alcohol. How do I deal with it?,Fork put-downs. +"Yes the IS-2 is objectively inferior then and has the same BR... Because that makes a whole lot of sense. And what excellent mobility? IS-2 11 hp/ton to tiger 2 10 hp/ton and without neutral steering makes its mobility shit. Panther 2 is better armed, armored, faster and with a better gun, but it also beats the IS-2 in its playstyle. Go ahead and tell me what IS-2 has over tiger 2? It has more explosive filler which is overkill and a fast reverse speed, that's it. It's literally worse than Tiger 2 P that sits lower.","Hey it has a shell from 1949, that makes it fair, right?" +"God, what we centipedes would collectively pay for actual video evidence of this legendary meltdown.",I would sacrifice all my children at a Spirit Cooking event. +Their so disrespecful! I'm not rasist,"Yeah, I'm sure not one was thankful at all back then." +Fire from Natural Gas Leak,looks like a sweet BMX jump ...totally safe... +"Yep, reading and researching before doing something that affects thousand dollars worth of assets is just too hard for some.","Not like the most likely issue this happens with (the capital ships) are a time sensitive purchase or anything, so definitely take your time and read the fine print." +As much as I'd like to see term limits it's really just putting a band-aid on cancer. Corruption and influence peddling need to be dealt with.,"Since you used the cancer analogy, I'd liken it more to chemotherapy than a bandaid." +Update in a.m. He's drooling on his pillow right now.,Can confirm mision success +Watch Dogs 2 Misses Out On UK Weekly Sales Crown As Infinite Warfare Holds On To Top Spot For Third Week At No.1,Imagine if people actually liked COD. +Shi'ite Leader: Division of Iraq Will Lead to Bloodshed,"The exact opposite really, Iraq is a fake country after all." +We will oppress them with our small government and tax cuts.,That's exactly what the nazis said +How To Get A Girl You Don't Know To Live With You 101,Wow now that's an offer I wouldn't refuse! +Classic Brady. Needs a clean pocket every down. Put pressure in his face and he just folds. The guy's just overrated.,You dropped this: +When did you lose faith in the education system?,I noticed how BS the American education system was in middle school. +"Fun... is... about... fitting into your teams needs and having fun together! That includes people picking roles that facilitate the meta, team mates, and counter opposition. If you call 'fun' being selfish, and doing what you please, and having no regard for team mates... frankly you are playing the wrong game. This is heavily team based. And going against what your team needs to be optimal is frankly selfish, and not fun for anyone but yourself.","wow, thanks for absolute definition of the fun for everyone" +"actually opening up to people. really helped me gain new friends, which has helped me so much",Opening up to people is hard but life can be so much sweeter when you do.-ImGrompy 2016 Self esteem is too low to take my own advice though. +"Pretty sure that exactly like normal Valkyr, the prime bonds are still an optional attachment, so doubtful that they have any power relation. No reason they can't just be fashion tassels unrelated to anything though.",FashionFrame: Because _Fuck Your Lore!_ +Anybody use Barracuda Mail Archiver appliances?,"Have a message archiver here, no issues." +So could raider please get frenzy charge on hit for 2.5? It's a really small change that should not take much work but would make the ascendancy much more viable compared to things like Assassin/Pathfinder etc. without making it broken.,"Raider is already too good, lets give Pathfinder 20% chance to get a frenzy on flask use to make it better." +Hes pretty much backed off all of that. Its not politically possible considering that more than half the party are opposed.,"Oh, it's okay because he backed away from all the racist shit." +"If you're not making mistakes, you aren't learning. Even attempting what you've got going on there would be way above my pay grade. Keep it up!",the trick to fine woodworking is learning how to hide your mistakes +"Absolutely, it's great. I find that load was such an awesome album. It had so many epic songs. Another great one is bleeding me. The chorus makes hair stand up on the back of my neck. James's voice in this period was great as well.","Bleeding Me is a fantastic song too, the ending guitar solo with the band playing at full force gives me goosebumps." +"Without naming the movie, what quote would give it away?",Kachow +"Still, if whites can be charged with them and face more time, so should everyone else.","I'm sorry, but that doesn't work with my liberal narrative." +Pence needs a safe space.,He will never be satisfied. +What song would you want playing as the world ends?,Matchbox Twenty - How Far We've Come +What Are The True Risks Of Taking Cannabis?,2-3mg of THC is enough to produce a high Lol I wish +I've already said what I wanted to say. Branding is not nearly as important as designers would like or pretend to believe for the vast majority of businesses.,"Sorry, I didn't realize you were such an authority on all things entrepreneurial and were here to *give a talk* to us lesser people." +"Uh, we gave up Steve Young",And Super Bowl Champion Trent Dilfer. +"'There is nobody quite like her' ^that's the issue here. There are many like her, many better than her, and worse than her. I wouldn't recommend rebounding but you're better off just not make any contact with the lovely lady, and treat yourself well.",Why wouldn't you recommend rebounding? +"Pictures of dorky Vulkans ... I'm a freeking wizard, I don't know such words!",Man that is some grand master wizard level shit +"Aaron Rodgers over the 4-game losing streak: 111/173 for 1270 yards, 12 TDs, 3 INTs, 102.0 passer rating.",That don't include tackling though...definitely the reason why they losin. +Climate Change.,It won't directly affect me in my life so why should I care? +"So, women won't have to take the consequences of their own time wasting? Instead it will be shared out with the men. How is this an improvement?",Equal rights! +They did it on purpose. They noticed that everyone did that when the Merlin concept released. I think I had 7 merlins stocked up waiting for the anniversary sale last year.,It happened long before that on ships over $85 with the Herald's concept sale. +Kanye West Cancels All Remaining Saint Pablo Tour Dates,"Wait, is 2016 getting better?" +They feel they're entitled to affordable housing in a scorching hot market.,Shoulda put it in the bill of rights right from the start then! +Anyone playing an OP champ on my team.,"Sorry, I must always be on your team...I can never play OP champs well." +Magnetized Axiom/ Conflux,"Now put three powerful magnets in its feet, and one giant magnet in the center of its base, so it can levitate!" +"Well, what can you say, its a dog eat dog world out there!","I think you meant doggy dog world there, buddy." +Need a costume for Halloween? Master Chief costume only $549.99!,Or use Pepakura and make an armor yourself. +Tight angles in switzerland,Nice line! +Click on Customer Information and you can fill in your address.,thanks lol just tried it and got it +Why is she mad tho,Because she is entitled to be better. +"27 and living with my parents (during weekends) . I'm not ashamed, I'm working since I'm 19 and I'm accumulating money.",Do your parents still do your paper work for you though? +"We were too nice to the south after the war due to waiting to heal the nation it was a good idea in theory, but worked out horrible in reality.","yeah, I'm sure continuing the scorched-earth, total warfare tactics against the South would've been much better at healing our nation." +"Nope. If you see a go to above an item, it will take you to a particular chest this is in. As a result, sorry. One of my favorite skins in game too.","Worth noting for others, I believe the go to option isn't on console." +"Dear hard-working white people: Congratulations, you played yourself",Another fine piece of journalism posted on such an honorable subreddit. +Early-Access titles. There's always the chance that the developer can just fuck it and walk away from a project. Leaving many wasting their money on a game they paid $20 - $40 for. Is it too much to just release a damn demo anymore?,"Why release a free demo, when you can charge people close to full price for the demo?" +So did France and the UK... your point being?,I forgot the +"Reaches: * Josh McDaniels * Ravens Harbaugh * Chip Kelly Other College coaches: * Jimbo Fisher (Assuming FSU fires him) * Fedora That being said, I think Herman is most likely by a good margin.","I'm not sure, I wouldn't want John Harbaugh after he just lost to a team that was 4-12 last year, and Chip Kelly couldn't contain an offense that has one of the oldest QBs in the game running it." +From today. This is my luck.,Hahaha +Yeah I call b******* on that considering large cities like New York and LA are relatively successful. The deal that you just give one rich person a bunch of money is not a very good one but having many rich people in the same area often does lead to more jobs and economic growth.,I'm not rich therefore it doesn't work. +Hope I'm not going crazy but the extra scatter grenade perk on the Nothing Manacles does not seem to be working. Can someone else verify this?,For sure I have two scatter grenades +Trump's policies will hurt us more than Hillary's. Trump tax plan alone would cause a recession.,"I don't disagree, and I would absolutely never vote for Trump, but anyone that thinks that Clinton is pro- middle-class or Progressive is fooling themselves." +"I just deleted 416 Facebook friends, AMA.",How long did it take you? +Range means nothing. My question is do you sound good? This is the second range comment about it. We're you paid to post this?,He dropped this +Pence says it's official: Trump to prioritize Obamacare repeal,"Well, considering Ben Carson's assertion that Obamacare is the worst thing since slavery, I think abolishing it is a great idea." +Can someone explain to me the interest in re-launching the superliga? Wouldn't fixing CCL be a better option than adding another tournament solely featuring MLS and LigaMX teams? Not to mention fixture congestion. Ive never understood the appeal of that idea.,Gotta do something to stop 2015 from happening again and having all those pesky Costa Ricans killing the ratings +The character sadly is more liberal politically then Obama and that's pretty bad,but he's an independent! +"chimps and humans are apes fam, not monkeys","Biology was last year, that means I can be ignorant again." +"In a game so constantly starved for content, locking away significant amounts of it from an entire console is cruel. I get the business argument, but come on, no other high profile game does multi year exclusives (other than maybe a bonus character in a fighting game or something)","But, Sony pays Bungie good money which obviously benefits the game" +If it awarded anything other than class items.,"What, you don't need 17 cloaks?" +I think he's saying I love lasagna,which is weird because I only feed him baked ziti. +"haha, EXACTLY.",Haha I LOL'd +"This isn't really a question, but I'll say it anyway. Thanks for all your hard work mods :D",**user has been banned** +"I'm the opposite. It takes me *forever* to finish from a blow job. It wasn't because of a bad blowjob or anything either. For some reason, it just takes forever. It's fucking aggravating.",SAME +"Lol that she heard you. I can't believe people still fall MLMs in this day and age. If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. I'd rather go through school and find myself a secure job afterwards than fall for an 'easy' money scam.","Excuse you, according to Mackenzie it's Network marketing and we're going to lock arms and be zillionairs" +Homosexual urban lumberjack on a budget,Redneck for short. +At a guess it's an experient to combat inflation and hoarding.,Which would only matter if people ever got Riven mods instead of 2k endo for 6 consecutive days...... +ROGUE ONE: A STAR WARS STORY TV Spot #21 - Hope Begins,Seeing the Original Trilogy Rebel fleet and original x-Wings in amazing modern CGI is so awesome. +What's she look like now?,Old +They did though?,"Yeah , they already did." +maybe God was the reason for the big bang??,*Brain explodes* +ETS: Republican candidates have been unpopular for things they've actually done. Democratic candidates have been unpopular for shit the Republicans have made up.,What the fuck how closed do your ears need to be to believe this bullshit +So am I. Trump is one of the few who acknowledges the threats we escaped by coming to America.,Your right trump has a tremendous understanding of the Middle East. +"I had this conversation with my girlfriend because she keeps herself from crying. I said: When you are happy you laugh, when you are angry you shout. Why would you not cry when you are sad? I believe it's good because you feel something. You are alive. Let it out.","It shows weakness, at which point you get your ass handed you." +"Nothing says free market like trying to find a place to smoke a turkey. If it were me, and I were determined. I would call with two questions, and it would be like 10 shops. 1) do you smoke turkeys, if so, how much for one and are there size limitations? 2) do you know anyone else that does? Talk to at least five places, at least, to know what the limitations are for a business smoking it for you, and to see what they would do to deal with quality assurance and delivery of product.","Man the hell with quality assurance, just find a guy willing to smoke for cash under the table haha" +I know that his claws retract into his forearm but I swear his wrist had to be straight for them to extend? Awesome panel either way.,"His wrists should be straight for this exact reason, but he can flex the muscles to make them extend either way" +"Yes, they have very strict 'no females or blacks' rule.","It's called the anti-minority-rule, stating If you're not white and don't have a dong, git gud" +"I only mentioned it to take away the argument that bad gags = no skill which has already been attempted to be pushed in this thread. Given that these are the most skill-intensive things in the game (you agree with this), this would obviously be a central counter-argument to the bad gags = no skill argument.","id say having bad gags doesnt mean you have no skill, it would probably mean, you're either lazy or a total idiot." +Now I know why I don't like her.,"Yeah, what a piece of shit." +Pittsford students injured after bus flips on trip to NYC,Good thing 13WHAM interviewed Anthony Daniele because his kid was supposed to go on that trip but backed out +"Bethesda wants to recreate Fallout 4 in VR, says Todd Howard","Cool, I always wanted to rebuild another settlement in 3d" +"Lol no joke Wrestling, Anime and Pokemon my 3 fave things lol",LOL +"It's not a bug, all your member skills though being only lvl 1 still add 1 total level each. So you're really only like 740 non member total",TIL 1 is a number +explosion is stronger,But selfdestruct is viable for when explosion won't work. +Derpixon Tentacles,I need some sauce at least just so I know wtf they look so calm. +"Yes, because SCOTUS is perfect. Should I use SCOTUS as an argument for forcing you to return my slave?","Perhaps, based on their perceived imperfections, we should all just pick and choose what SCOTUS decisions to respect and obey." +Ditto now has its signature move - Transform.,So right now he can be caught? +Worse...,"True, because you don't get a second pack that usually contains a bronze player, but has the occasional potential for something better." +I can't decide between Sub or Outlaw. What spec for World PvP and carrying 2's?,"Sub is hella fun, and it feels like you dodge all enemy attacks and just rip through their soul with your teeth-daggers." +"An individual, can, however, enjoy the benefits of thousands of years of accumulated privilege and power.",Please tell me more about how my white Slavic ancestors accumulated privilege and power. +"TIFU by pranking the wife. NSFW This happened a couple of months ago. Kids were all on sleep overs. We finally had a weekend to ourselves. Having decided we would enjoy the peacefulness. A all out steak dinner was in the works. Cooking together making our own favourite sides. Asparagus for myself roasted potatoes for her and buttered mix veggies to share. Sometime during dinner conversation, we end up taking about urinating practices. She states men are gross and pee everywhere. My rebuttal is that it's not as easy as she thinks. Fast forward to the morning. I challenge her to try to get all the pee into the bowl, without any splatter. Challenge accepted. So there we are. Myself standing at the toilet, wife holding my junk aiming. I can't let her win. I start slow, using some kegal action to control the flow. She's getting the hang of this, so I up the flow a little to throw her off her game. At this point the asparagus pee odor reaches her face and she doesn't want to do this anymore. This is where the fuck up starts. Up to this point she has been doing very well. I am losing and that can't happen. As Deadpool would say I chanted in my head MAXIMUM EFFORT. I squeeze my cheeks, close my eyes and kegal the crap out of my bladder. I can hear that the stream is no longer hitting water. Her first reaction is to turn off the flow manually. Squeezing and bending is her technique. I open my eyes in pain and try to step back. She counters by trying to get a better grip with her free hand. At this point things are happening in slow motion. Fear has set in, I try to dodge the income hand, but get tripped up by my boxers wrapped around my ankles. The hand is coming and I'm losing balance. I shifted just enough that she would miss, but take a direct hit to the coin purse. I'm falling back as she releases the death grip. Ending up in the tub with my legs in the air. The built up pressure is released, spraying myself in the face. TL;DR Tried to win a childish argument. Ended up slightly concussed, Bangkoked and waterboarding myself with asparagus pee.",Play stupid game win stupid prizes that old maxim my friend +Was a single travel called this season? So far ive seen a lot of games and i only saw uncalled travels. Was at least one ref brave enough to call travel this season or no?,You don't watch basketball. +Florida?,Lobsters are a North Eastern thing. +"That must mean that she IS playing Mary Jane! That is how logic works, right?",Am I still allowed to be outraged that she's black or nah? +Yeah but he also opposes single-payer and supports the TPP... So.. Yknow.,"You realize single-payer is just as deep in Big Pharma's pocket as cannabis prohibition, right?" +"Seems like a reasonable change. Encourages group play and actually using the intended mechanics to kill the boss, rather than just AFK training. I really like all of these changes their making, they seem to be shifting Wintertodt to a more active bossing experience, rather than just a new easy training method. I never really imagined that the skilling boss would be the new easiest firemaking training, I thought it would be more in line with what existing bosses are like.",Hit 60s with no braziers lit is so reasonable. +"I haven't, but a friend of mine did. He was scheduled to work, so he got dressed and showed up on time. Once clocked in, he turned around and left. I don't know why he even went through the trouble of getting ready for work.","Probably hoped he could find a way to stay, but knew he couldn't do it once he actually got there." +Yes. Yes they will.,"It's just a government conspiracy to keep the real cures away from the poor people, and get their money follow towards the pharmaceutical companies where they want it man." +Hot Take: Cars is a shit franchise.,So is the University of Georgia system. +Just like the Titans.,No the Titans made it 99% of the way. +"After tonight's win, Nik Stauskas, the man everyone wanted gone, is averaging 10 points a game, and is shooting 56% from the field. People were calling for Sauce's head last season. Calling him useless, and how the Sixers will take any trade for him. Now, he has become a big part of the Sixers bench and, with the same amount of playing time as last season, has improved his 3 point percentage, and has done it on less attempts!",Trade Ryan Anderson for him. +FOP angry at Gov. Wolf Because Of Course It Is,Such a professional correspondence. +Crazy Haas rear wing,"Glad to see they are still developing a bit, they had said they were done developing this years car a while back." +Lol wtf are they doing over there. This back and forth is just confusing to their customers.,"Yup, all twelve of them!" +"I got all sorts of vidya vibes from this. FF, Fallout, Batman, and with a flavour of Dishonored.",Rivet city in Fallout 3 for sure. +It kills me that people can't appreciate Load and Reload for what they are because there are some of the best rock songs ever written on those albums.,But they cut their hair +Bro he was being facetious,"No, he was being a typical Raiders fan." +Yes. That's part of how I married who I did. What a mistake. Good intentions are not the whole picture. It's how you interact with someone else. Incompatibility is real.,"Well, you're here, so obviously you weren't righteous enough." +When your nihil wants to take a closer look to the idiot who keeps dying,When your nihil wonders why you summoned an ice nihil instead of a smoke +Atlantis - because how flipping cool would that be?!,Plato was just having a bit of a lark but its gotten way out of hand. +"This Kouki s14 seems clean. However, is it worth $7000?",No... no it's not. +"Architect here. Nobody probably cares but this isn't really deconstructivism. De-con was a reaction or subversion of modernism and an opposition to the rise of post-modernism. It only really existed in that context. Post modernists said that modernism missed something by omitting ornament. Deconstructivists rejected that and said that ornament wasn't needed but instead a sort of complexification of the building's functional elements. Both rejected modernism's formal purity. Post-modernists thought modernism wasn't playful or 'delightful' enough and deconstructivists thought it wasn't intellectually self-critical enough. The architect here comes out of OMA, a firm started by Rem Koolhaas, who was decidedly not a deconstructivist, or at least didn't see himself as one. If anything Koolhaas, OMA, and this building represents post-structuralism, as there is actually a strong logic to the form of their buildings. It just may not be immediately obvious to the observer or not classically symmetrical. I suspect this tower has little of OMA's functional formal logical expression and is more or less a cool wrapper around a prestige tower. Towers are too programmatically constrained to really complexify all that much. They are also too expensive. Nothing is capricious. Any carving or removal here results in a terrace that adds huge value to the apartment it serves.",Ted Mosby? +"Yup, every time I've gotten into a serious relationship we've both have gotten tested and showed each other the results. It's the adult thing to do. For every other plate I make sure to wrap it up if I don't know for a fact that she's clean You shouldn't go raw unless you jumped to full LTR/Engaged/Married mode","Seriously, what is the worst thing to happen beside HIV or kids, or HIV kids?" +"Playing as the Commonwealth, what next?",Deus Vult +Masturbate while looking at him straight in the eye.,Or piss on his shoe to establish territory and dominance +No it's almost 2017. And I don't appreciate it when some ass shows up to a gay bar for the cheap drinks and attention.,You must be fun to hang out with. +Wouldn't it be more accurate if you put u/johnqk1m and the rest of the overwatch community? I hate seeing some of my favourite streamers getting stomped by guys who just shoot at the air and kill people.,You hate winston players? +Pick'EmTM! The time of year where Reddit has its chance to be wrong. About everything. Again.,let's see who will be the prophet who predicted everything right this year o: +Calling it right now. A legendary: your hero power becomes: Summon a Jade Golem,I'd say that's slightly above average +It's likely a prequel years before RDR when marston was still in the gang judging by the picture. A game with his son wouldn't make sense the west was dying out in 1911 in the first game.,But seriously though who names a prequel 2? +1. Collect taxes from community to provide services for the community. 2. Providing services for the community is too expensive. Activate the price signal! 3. Tax cuts for business.,"Don't forget to remove funding for community services and organisations as well, take everything you can from the poor bastards." +"Next.js, Is it the next big thing in JavaScript?",yes it is... why else would you call it next.js ? +Mi primera experiencia con letgo,Lo vendiste a 1000 al final seguro +I've rarely met anyone in a senior management position (Corporate or otherwise) that I thought we couldn't just replace with some random dude on the street. Trump is a good example. Public servants are the people actually doing the work.,Talk to any public servant about what it's like to have a good or bad minister and they'll go on for hours. +Finals Week When it's finals week and Maple releases 5th job.,Burning is from 30 to 14. my first final is on the 14th :c +"I like OSU being ranked high for the game, but State is another story. I literally hope they lose every game all year. Ironically, they almost did this year...",It was a great year +lol,Lol +I would not be surprised if in a few weeks it came out that he did this himself.,"Yeah, because we all know the left is incapable of this kind of behavior" +"The phrase fake news in comments sections I'm seeing a lot of comments using the phrase fake news for the past couple of days. Prior to that, the term didn't even exist. Now, since the phrase has been beaten into everyone's heads by the mainstream media, I'm seeing people defer to using the phrase in comments sections in this subreddit and across Reddit as a whole. Basically, anytime someone wants to discredit a thread, they use the phrase. Sort of like people used to play the conspiracy theorist card. Oh, don't pay attention to that, that's fake news... Now I don't know if these are all Reddit bot accounts in the process of normalizing the phrase, or if organic users are actually adopting it as part of their vernacular. Either way, we are witnessing a coordinated effort between the powers that be, and the media to enact social societal change in the way masses of people think.",fake news made kanye sick... i'll never conspiracy theorize again... +Gaah! ID those tracks!,I make this mistake more often then I like to admit... I'm sorry.. +Because we tax income not wealth.,I feel like property tax is more wealth than income. +I dont think HotS was ever popular lol,Heart of the swarm had it's day. +It's basic law that if you call something something else the dictionary will be forced to update itself to the new name. The law is called peer pressure review act So if we call a pigeon a pidgey long enough it will officially change names.,That's literally how it works +Try uninstalung the drivers completley using ddu(safe mode) and then intall new drivers,Trying now. +She uninvited herself and didn't realize it.,"I guarantee you that she will still go to make herself a martyr in front of a bunch of racist, homophobic, dances with Satan, trump supporters." +"Yeah, if only there was somebody who could play a supporting role in the household.",Check your privilege you cis gender bi-pedal male genitalia possessor. +Gotta stick together!,Yes we do! +"the final dlc, if they reach that legendary brass ring, makes the game have a multiplayer mode.",You do know 'massively' was the qualifier for 'multiplayer' right? +The NFL continues to undermine it's playoffs with a bad format and it's time they fixed it,Ya lets get rid of divisional rivalry for the sake of a single home playoff game. +"Say a sentence that would sound absurd before Mean Streets of Gadgetzan release For example: Jesus, I hope I don't queue into a Priest again",I hope this warrior isn't Aggro +Also Maldonado. He's was just awesome in... Different ways,Still the most recent Williams GP win +"Redditors, what can you openly admit you suck at doing?",My handwriting looks like a child's. +"To go along with Owliver Queen and Nyan Cena, I chose Celion Dion.",Sealion Dion +"Most of the times it's videos from channels I'm subscribed to anyway. Other than that, I rarely look at recommended stuff, unless I'm bored.",I look at the recommended videos as long as it takes me to realize I'm not looking at my subscriber list. +That lasagna looks crisp,that's my sunset +Is your transaction confirmation delayed? It's probably because there are over 50K+ transactions waiting to be confirmed.,All that spam is amazing... +a sense of superiority,I have read war and peace 7 time in the past 5 years and I am better than all of you fantasy novel readers because of it! +Not so much. Want to try again?,You're just farming downvotes aren't you? +"The elevator belongs solely to me, I shat in a corner and also I live there now.","Well since it is San Francisco, you shitting in a corner is not necessarily unique" +"I thought a few of the people who did that died... also, drinking alcohol is not the same as rubbing alcohol. That shit burns for hours.","Still though, that's preferable to not being able to shit." +"i wasn't suggesting the alert being set to the word 'wikileaks' but i also think it is strange that someone would use a russian news site as a source in a US election when it isn't reported anywhere else. that being said, it is trump's campaign, and from what i gather, they aren't exactly rocket scientists over there. so, maybe they really are that dumb, is what i am suggesting. it's also the simplest explanation as far as i can tell.","Sorry, I'm trying to put all the pieces together, but it sounds like the biggest question is whether Trump received this information directly from the people who are doctoring emails and trying to influence the election, or whether his campaign people are so stupid that they actually used Sputnik as a source to give him information and he didn't check?" +I don't trust the internet that much.,It can only be so many characters just keep trying. +"Well on the IW update stream they had said we have some things coming, and I dont wanna spoil it. But for those people who like the CLASSIC call of duty, you might be happy so i would assume there is....",They were hinting at supply drops in MWR +r/yesyesyesno,Technically just yesyesno +The richest 1% of Indians now own 58.4% of wealth,And yet they still complain about how Thanksgiving is a racist holiday. +Jenna Driscoll had sex with dog says it ruined her life as she avoids jail,I'm sure a man would have gotten the same sentence. +Take MARTA and be guilt free,Yeah that Marta line that goes to Medlock park is great. +Reciplease!,Ditto. +CBJ fan here!! Just wondering what goalie you guys expect to start against us tomorrow? Going to the game and I'm excited so I just want some pregame discussion thanks love u guys,It's gonna be Chad because our guys hate Elliott and are purposely ruining his numbers. +"You could look for older HHKB's I've seen one on ebay for 90$, and sometimes around 150$ on mechmarket","It's the old HHKB the HHKB Lite, which is a rubber dome?" +I'm sure you mean a perfect 5/7.,In my opinion toy story 3 was better than toy story 3 +219 MILLION GIL???????????????????????????????????,and here i thought 10 milions was plenty +But most women under 20 don't want to date 30+ yr old men. I remember the OKCupid study showing that women generally want to date men who are around their own age. How does their evo-psych address that?,Because those studies are done by post wall feminazis sluts! +I wasn't aware Rolls Royce had any active class actions.,The Toyota Prius unintended acceleration and lost resale value class action only paid a little bit less than that. +EUnitedgg - E-United enters NA League of Legends!,hope they do as well as their csgo team +Can't we do better than this,view botting probably +"Yeah, it's a shame they couldn't break that 155 million mark without the crawl. Egg on their face.",People will soak up anything with the star wars name on it as long as the hype consensus is that it's a good movie based on feelings and opinions. +Plane doing a strafe run on me. Sniping him with a headshot in the back of his head.,2/10 you didn't steal the plane and proceed to annihilate his team with their own plane +And We Have A Lift Off !,"It's definitely really cool and would be fun, but you know it would get kind of annoying after a while when the novelty wears off." +"I heard it is out now, but haven't seen it myself yet","If the HW website is any real indication, its distro is reaching everywhere **but** DFW." +"Is it Alienblue or something in my settings? When I click on a post with a video, more than half of the time the audio does not work. Is there something I can do to fix this? I don't know if the fact that I use an Ipad has anything to do with it. Has anybody else had this problem?",IIRC AlienBlue mutes audio from most videos unless the phone's silent mode switch is set to allow ringer sounds as well +"Wow awesome....did they just add this? Wasn't there when I last checked, maybe my tweets got them moving on it",A fine job done by all (shakes hand) +Dude I would trade for bortles. I will never stop believing in him,We might be able to sign Bortles off the street after 2017. +"Grow up, while the referee should have stopped play, Coentrao should have played to the whistle and not throw his hands in the air like that.",Look at every defender ever in a controversial handball/offside decision. +Am i the only one that's a bit worried? Yeah it's a moba and not call of duty but never being able to leave your lane anymore sounds so boring.,yeah i mean no one ever leaves their lane in LOL or DOTA2. +What if Ross Perot was president instead of Bill Clinton?,We wouldn't have the wonderful Clinton Foundation. +"If forg1ven doesn't stay and indeed explores other regions, H2K is screwed aren't they? Where will they find another good adc ?",proving grounds? +Pound town destination your mother,Yooooo her ass is crazy +Did CNN make their own racist Pepe? 0 matching images found.,Buy pepe +Jim Bakker: God Will Send Earthquakes To Punish Counties That Voted For Hillary Clinton,"Therefore, buy his bonus buckets to survive!" +"Action Cam Repairment Place Hi everyone, I'm looking for a place to repair my action cam (xiaomi yi). It has wifi button problem. Do you know any place?",Maybe at youbreakifix on Ten Katestraat? +I'm sure that helped tone your legs too! Any pics?,Dont be weird dude +"Week 11; In Remembrance of Blair Walsh * Packers: 1 missed FG * Redskins: 1 missed XP * Patriots: 1 missed XP * Seahawks: 1 missed FG, 1 missed XP * Rams: 1 missed FG * Bears: 1 missed FG, 1 missed XP * Giants: 2 missed XP * Vikings: 1 missed XP * Colts: 1 missed FG * Jaguars: 1 missed XP * Lions: 1 missed XP * Browns: 1 missed XP * Bengals: 2 missed XP * Saints: 1 missed FG ***That's a grand total of SIX missed Field Goals & TWELVE missed Extra Points!***",They should just make the extra point a 45 yarder and really make them earn it +"TIL the term Hippie is derived from the term Hipster, which described jazz fans in the 1940's. Hipsters were known for pot smoking and sarcasm.",I would have never guessed. +PPPP,"Oh my word, I have for the past few weeks been finding this may may so unfunny and just really terrible but somehow the stupidity of this made me burst out in laughter." +Start green over Olsen for playoffs?!,My same dilemma.. D: +"need help with religious wife. Tips, suggestions on how to handle our belief difference when it comes to children My wife (and my family) are catholic. She is taking our kids to 1st communion classes. We've talked about it, I'm somewhat ok, at this point, but we've had some talks about it. He just started taking these classes, my concerns are: 1. Is there a way to see if there are any reported issues, with any priest, or associated volunteer in that church? How do we see it. Obviously my kids safety is my concern here. She seems to trust them blindly, I don't. 2. 1st communion classes takes 2 years!!! I talked with my catholic friends, and even they thought it was too long. Is this my wife's attempt to get him to go to catholic training (not what I agree to), or just 1st communion (what I agreed to). 3. I want a sheet, syllabus or something that says what they are going over, every week. So I can repair the damage afterwards. When I talk to my son, he doesn't give me specifics, even about it, not even his normal class. I ask him what they talked about, and he said about people who lived a long time ago, I'm not going to get too much out of him. What I want is, to separate the theology from the real world, to explain, that in this religion, this (what they talked about today) is a belief, but in the real world, this is what really happens, i.e.: the world was created in 7 days. have you gone through similar experience? what tips do you have for me? what stuff to watch out for? I also told him, he is not allowed alone with anyone. I'm reinforcing this, saying that priests are not fathers, and prefer he don't call them that, they are not good or bad people, we should treat them as strangers. I don't want him to look at them like any kind of authority or moral compass, how have you done this with your own children? any other tips welcomed.","A little late for these conversations, dontcha think?" +Dollar General Takes Swift Action Against Anti-Gun Cashier,So classy +"Oh man, I'm stuffed and I've only eaten a third of this burrito. The sign says it's only 300 calories so I'm going to ignore that I am completely full and continue stuffing this down my throat. Did I get this right? And yet the sign is misleading.","Yeah, most adult men are totally full after eating 1/3 of a burrito and everybody likes throwing away 2/3 of something they just paid 8 dollars for." +"Pro-tip: You dungeon is always the opposite side of the Jungle, and the same side as the ice biome! So if you are looking for the Dungeon The Ice Is Nice! (Best Rhyme I can think of).","That's not a great tip for large worlds; one of my two main worlds has had 2 ice biomes since spawn, one on the same side as the dungeon." +Apparently fart rape is a thing...,Rapist: followed by a picture should never EVER be on social media unless you are the actual fucking police making a warning about an ACTUAL FUCKING RAPIST. +I knew it was fat guys who were gonna be buying these bikes,Well that's not very nice. +"Commented on another comment but Princess Polly stock his line, maybe they made some kind of deal?","Ooh maybe, I don't know of them xD but yeah I'm thinking Indy small online store, Beserk spring to my mind today." +China flies nuclear bomber over South China Sea to 'send a message' to Donald Trump,good and i hope the evil chinese government is shitting itself. +Who is the best PS cb yo Pair with thxgiving Cromartie and totw drc? Willie brown? He's got the best stats but I never see any praise for him on the sub,Taking the thanks out of thanksgiving smh +"If it is Trumpism versus Illuminati, sorry I choose Illuminati.",I think they give you a free child sex slave for signing up +"Right, I forgot about that one time where BLM murdered 9 white church goers. And when they lynched white people in the street for years on end. And wait. I thought actions, not words, mattered? That's what all the trumpsters say anyway. #blmdidnothingwrong",Dallas police shooting ring a bell? +"i don't mean to be an ass but there's spoilers in the article also quite a few writing mistakes, maybe proof-read it?",Good thing everything is now mod approved till dec 13th to avoid spoilers! +"RE6 is god foor coop aswell, and the engine is way smoother.",That game's story is so bad I purged my memory of that game. +Creationist Ken Ham: Science is Silly Because It Changes Over Time,Improving our lives with better technology that changes over time is silly. +What a dumb bitch,"I know right, why would they allow a black kid in school" +easy snipe at 10k-15k,Ofc +I'll only be buying Treyarch from now on.,because BO3 had no major issues +A normal orange wouldn't be a candidate.,A normal orange would be a better candidate! +Your link looks like it says pussy,My man +iPhone 7 Free Giveway!,Reported. +Good Guy Bethesda. Always appreciated this.,If you like that then Dark Souls maps will blow your mind +"Well the article doesn't say that these are the only 7 poses that improve flexibility, they are just listing 7 of the many that do. It's clearly aimed towards beginners, so they're not exactly going to bombard the reader with every single yoga pose that improves flexibility.",I must have dropped this: +Apparently I am still considered to be temporary.. and they wonder why FDH would rather spend time with my family and I rather than these people.,Yeah that's a real head scratcher.... Why would someone want to spend time with people who treat them well? +That little girl sounds absolutely precious! How could you not be charmed by someone like her? MIL must be a real bitch...,"She was a little sweetheart, still she got the train question wrong!" +Two perfect yellow cards. During the Euro2004 Mourinho was commenting on a live match for Portugal and he nearly had an orgasm when Deco made a foul like this.,Is there a video of this? +"Yeah, Obamas approval rating going up this year is very unusual, it usually doesn't happen until after the president has left office.",i wonder why +I want to see it as well but since it looks like they might try to arrest him he is keeping it underwraps for now. This way they can't use his footage to construct a narrative around it. Let them write their report and investigation and see how many discrepancies there are.,Bingo! +r/hillaryclinton cucks want this to happen so bad. I say give them what they want.,But Obama said there is no such thing as election fraud in the USA +"Now that we're nearing the end of the regular fantasy season, what could you have done differently on draft day that would have impacted your season? For me, I have a couple: Drafting Bell in the first. Sank me to a 0-4 record which I was unable to overcome. He's been great since, but if I would've taken Zeke or DJ instead, I'd be sitting great. Picking Edelman over Evans. Evans is the #1 WR, Edelman is like 40. Not using an early pick on a TE. By early, I mean before round 10 and after round 5-6. Besides Gronk, Reed, and Olsen, everyone else is almost hit or miss. I managed to get Miller, but he was inconsistent and did poorly for me when I needed him most. Drafting Bortles as my starting QB. We all know how that panned out. My season is over, but I'm still competing. I'm 3-8, and I've beaten the #1 guy at the time twice, second time being last week. I've allowed the most points by far and have I think the 5th most points for. Oh well, there's $25 down the drain.",Pick two RBs not named AD and Woodhead. +Steal of a deal on a local PT Cruiser Custom,That's one hell of a clean stereo install. +You'd be right in that but you haven't bothered to go further to realize the police oppression is a correlation to the the systemic cycle of black oppression which leads to conditions that facilitate the aforementioned.,Who has time for that? +"I go out for a big breakfast/lunch/dinner for that and more on occasion - keyword occasion. It's nice to treat yourself every now and then, but that $30 spent on a parma and pint once or twice a month isn't going to affect my savings in the slightest.",Fuck swap to wednesday night snittys and you can go out twice as much and save money! +316068215,Thanks so much. +What it takes not to orgasm first,"Finally a worthy comment that doesn't make men look like insensitive fools, this should be top god dammit" +Don't toss that meaningless garbage up. There hasn't been a peep since she conceded.,"I'd explain it to you, but there aren't enough crayons and sock puppets in the world to do it." +The only unusual thing about me when I was 15 was that I wasn't shagging around. Do behave.,Im 20 and i never shagged around really +Are there separate US and CA rebates for some of them? Can I double dip if I live in CA?,"CA = Canada, so nope." +"I immediately saw world news and was like wtf, how is this not in r/nottheonion????? but it turns out it is, with 2000 more upvotes, but this one is on the front page instead.","Thanks Reddit admins, truly making the front page a wonderful place" +Why were you expelled from your school/ Dismissed from your Uni/Polytechnic?,For passing the O levels and finishing my diploma. +"Well.. Personally, I'm happy I used all my summons for Rain and Fina. I will be skipping these units.",I'm sad that I did caused I got neither with 18 summons QQ +This is the irony. This new system *forces* you to drive to them most of the time. Its why Niantic is a joke of a company. They have no logic or thought put into their ideas.,they want you to drive TO the pokestop but not PAST it.. surly hasn't to do anything with sponsored pokestops or alike +"What's your budget, where do you work, do you have a car?",Why are these even relavent? +"Really Big Thread - November 23, 2016 Welcome to another edition of The Really Big Show. Feel free to discuss the show, or anything related to the show, right here in the daily thread.",i can not wait to hear all the great Ohio State guests they are going to have on today +Lol the kid is a fucking moron that's all. Being straight up with cops is a terrible move for a criminal to make.,"Yeah nevermind that it could help you get off or get a reduced sentence... always lie to a cop, right?" +Riot gifted me a TSM icon? Was afk for an hour come back to a message saying i was gifted a summoner icon by Riot Games. Only icon i didn't have before was a TSM icon. What?,"WTF Riot, I didn't get one." +I hope Sony is able to get the old Marvel vs Capcom stuff back on the Playstation Store. Even if it is for a limited time.,I need jill on mvc3 +Let's be clear. You need to be upfront with this at a night club. A lot of guys or girls aren't compatible with the same hardware. If you do this at a night club and someone catches on you've got like a 95% chance of freaking someone out. Even the most accepting people might not be sexually into it.,"Yeah, it's totally rude to dance with somebody without them knowing upfront what's in your pants." +"AC tattoos seem to get botched more than anything else (besides Hatchetman, barely) but this one looks great my dude",I take offense to this! +I still don't know if the chicken or the egg came first.,The chicken...cuz an egg can't have an orgasm. +This reminds me of idiocracy as much as trump. Nobody here has stopped to ask why a basketball player's opinion should be relevant?,Because he's one of the most influential public figures in America. +Reaching back to a 1959 law... I'm sure that will have some great consequences. Anyone know what sorts of things are banned because current year 1959?,It's only been like 60 years things don't change that much. +Anyone who thinks the electoral college should be replaced by a popular vote only system is just stupid. What a joke. You guys really cant be serious.,"Right, because the electoral college is brilliant and makes so much sense in 2016" +For fun?,Who even plays for fun in 2016 +"If I couldn't play against bots when I started playing HotS, I wouldn't be playing it today. If this promotion is what got me into playing, and I wasn't eligible because it didn't work with bots, I wouldn't start playing it at all.",same here btw. +Yay merica! you did it! you managed to elect someone who will not give us a fiber for another 8 years.,6 Mbps/768kbps ADSL is good enough for anyone as long as you keep your damn cable or satellite TV service like wholesome conservative-Americans do. +You are using private IP address space. You can subnet it however you want. Your router is still just NATing it for you.,"Alright, thank you very much!" +For us it was the Enviromental Science teacher. Emphasis on environmental.,"Weird, for us it was the chemistry teacher and a former student." +sorry my gf is from texas not boston,Texas... THere are only 2 things that come form Texas... +Who the hell measures blow in pounds? Only a news guy who has no idea about blow would report it in pounds lol,wow everyone look at me i know the metric system! +This cast is a thing of beauty,Where's Kanye? +"This plays a big part of it. I stream tons of music, new and old, but will go out and buy a handful of albums on vinyl by the end of the year based on what I really listened to.","I buy vinyl from smaller bands, and it pretty much always comes with a URL to download the music in MP3 or FLAC." +"Seems shreddit is overtaken by extreme versions of metal, I know it is metal but is it even metal? Death/Black/whatevercore seem like something other than metal to me. Another question/point: people who play this kind of metal, are they ever happy?","Ha I was hoping to see this posted here, is this the cookie monster vocals guy as well?" +"Well okay. My summons for the most part have been bad lately so maybe it's a good time to spend money on other games. Way to go gumi, have a safety net for folks, lie about it then remove it.....",Buy pokemon sun and moon +"This was my buddy Tex. Of course he was a fucking Texan. He was a big, dumb animal. Actually a lot smarter than he led on. Had to be 40 pounds over his max, didn't seem muscular, but he just had that sort of I work on a ranch in the Hill Country roping cattle all fucking day brand of retard strength. It was 2005 and I was a complete retard of a PFC at my first duty station. I had been there for all of 3 months when Tex checked in fresh off a trip to Fallujah with his last unit. We weren't so savvy on PTSD in those days, so we just assumed he like to drink and wrestle with....everyone. People who outranked us in the barracks on field day? Mr. Vice at a unit mess night while in blues? Random dudes at our off-base bar? Yes. We started a funny act of barracks civil disobedience. Every Friday, we would peruse the free section of Craigslist for a couch or loveseat. We would pick it up after work, carry it up to the catwalk of our barracks, get wasted there, and then band sloots on the couch under the stars because our barracks had no AC. We would've been busted by PMO, but they were part of our squadron and our drinking buddies. We also drank with the Public Affairs guys so often that their Major put a ban on quoting us for the Air Station newspaper. Well...I'm about to deploy to Iraq on a sweet IA, and Tex EASes. He marries our favorite bartender, picks up Sgt on terminal leave, and then heads out to Texas. He came back to visit us a couple of times. When I came home from Iraq, I got to see the real ceremony that he and his wife had for family and friends. We had a blast. Three days later, I PCA to a new unit and say my goodbyes to Tex. End up on a MEU at my new command pumped for another deployment. Through the work-ups I hear Tex and his wife divorce, and he wants to reunite with the old gang. His new job and some other commitments interfere, and the earliest he can get back out to see us is a week after I deploy. I e-mailed from the shitty ship NIPR to my old roommate to see how it's going. I'm expecting to see some absolutely retarded pictures. I get this instead: Bro, I can't believe I'm telling you this on Memorial Day. We had all walked outside to have a smoke and get some more beer while Tex was passed out on the couch in the cabin with his new girlfriend. When we got back the cabin was in flames. Dave {name changed, he's a firefighter} ran in to try to get them out but it was too far gone. Tex is gone, Dave is inconsolable, and his Dad is on his way out here to meet with the coroner. I'll try to get the info for you to send flowers and donations for the funeral. And that was it. My buddy was gone. Treasure your big, dumb Texan Marine friend.",I feel like Texans make up 90% of the Classy Williams of the Corps. +Picking a fucking wanker as the Rugby Coach,You're just a small-minded bigot who's afraid of blacks +We like all the same things,It's like.... we're the same person... QUICK NAME YOUR FAVORITE SUPER HERO batman! +Where are you gonna put a tree that big? Bend over and I'll show ya!,You've got a lotta nerve talking to me like that! +"iirc, he's farming hearts, because they are currency for buying upgrades in the nearby town.","Ahhh, that makes sense, thanks (I've never played that one and I got into VinnyVania much later)." +can't. Not born in the US South African-born,Well we got Obama and he's not american born +What's the one old person thing you currently do?,Pluck nose hairs seemingly every other day. +I swear Minion toys bring out the crazies.,"They've always been crazy, they're just easier to spot now." +UK to censor online videos of 'non-conventional' sex acts,"Don't worry, there definitely won't be any more censorship beyond this." +Typical Germanon on /pol/,DEUTSCHLAND JA +Which is also a south park plot... we've gone full circle.,I like to think of it as inspiration. +Interesting. What makes you say that?,Because their coach is a joka +Man shot in attempted robbery in downtown St. Louis,"No mention of the attempted robbery that happened in Shaw last night around the same time, except the homeowner shot at the robber and stopped it.... I wonder why." +"Still, I consider that a lot... O.o",you havent seen my 12 zelnites ;) +"It's more about whether u can fit her properly into a workable team. Having pure nuking power is great but it puts her at a disadvantage for now, due to the dominance of azurai+allanon+2avant. That leaves only 2unit slot for spark + bb gen + 3frame blanket + whatever nuke u can find, so there's very little choice here. It's unlikely elza+rize (which happens to fit the requirements) beats lauda+shura, the highest scoring combo right now","Yeah you are right, lets hope somebody finds a good setup where she fits gl's standards" +"No late game mage damage, which can be a problem if your comp isn't built around the neith mid Okay.","I usually pick Neith mid to complete the comp for mage ADCs or I take her to solo, if a warrior is going ADC." +GOT ANYMORE? I'M STILL SAD.,"When it is done and this franchise is in ashes, then you have my permission to be sad." +11 year old boy beaten up at school had to be taken to Hospital because he voted for Trump in a mock election.,"Trump supporters are so violent, that they make other people violent!" +Why does this feel like a trap meant to get single women to identify themselves?,"You're right, they should hide in the shadows forever" +"Why do americans care so much about Cup Holders? I've been wondering this since some time actually, since in germany nobody really cares if your car has cupholders or not, if you have them cool extra, if not who cares. So why do americans care so much about them?",You know car manufacturers don't cater to the American public because I cant put my 64oz Big Gulp in the cup holder +Ronaldo reaction during Bale injury,"He didn't try and kiss it better, Ronaldo must hate him, Bale's out soon." +Im a golf pro It really isnt that interesting,At what level? +"After watching some major tennis tournaments I don't see why this would be so difficult. They have cameras that catch a little yellow ball going 100+ MPH and can see exactly, to a millimeter where the ball landed",Tennis is way more profitable than the NFL! +"Exactly, they're blatant hypocrites. Their cheerleader Milo Y. was on CNBC yesterday, and he was exposed for the hypocrite that he is. They asked him about Colin Kaepernick's silent protest, and he basically called it ugly, inappropriate, and unAmerican. And the host called him out and said, Didn't you just say that you want people to be non-PC and say whatever they want? Isn't Colin doing that? Free speech? and Milo looked dejected from being called out and just said Yeah, he has a right, but I disagree with him. They're all like that. Hypocritical to the bone.",Very symptomatic ... +Teenagers stop reckless drivers in Russia,I'm surprised that no one got shot yet. +Horse Physics,"With the stuff you seen in this game, was expecting the tank to blow up and the horse to come out unscathed." +"Police officers of Reddit from states who have not decriminalized pot, do you feel bad ruining people's lives over a substance that is now widely popular amongst the majority of society?","Clearly it is all the fault of people who's job it is to enforce the law actually doing that job, rather than the people who knowingly break the law." +"Okay, let's talk about George Soros, you Trumpets: GET THE FUCK OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE! Remember when you talk about George, you always seem to mention about him selling out to the Nazis? Well 2 things: 1. He was born in August, 1930. The Third Reich fell in 1945. That means that if he really did sell out, he would have to be between the ages of 3 to 15. 2. even if he did, YOU NEVER GAVE A SHIT ABOUT THOSE JEWS HE SUPPOSEDLY SOLD OUT ANYWAY! In fact the only reason you hate him is BECAUSE of the very fact he is one. You just want to perpetuate your racist thought that Jews are untrustworthy and greedy. So don't even think for a moment that you care about his activities in WWII. In fact, if he even did, you might praise him for firstly, being an entrepreneur who can find a way to make profit, or secondly, getting rid of da joos. Your shit don't work on us.",You must be some Soros funded CTR shill +I feel like he is doing a big Mulroney. Trying to please everyone but failing to do anything concrete. So many similarities when it comes to trade and taxation it is actually quite shocking. The carbon tax is literally the biggest federal implemented tax since the gst. The trade agreement with Europe reminds me of NAFTA.,Pleasing everyone is the liberal mo +This video causes a memory leak that forces you to hard reset your iPhone. It doesn't work on android phones.,This also crashes some android phones. +Oh man how many will Xscam-coin be a XMR competitor? threads we have to endure?,MORE +"Take a look at the theme r/clansfordestiny. Should I make a similar them for this sub, at least temporarily?","Gladly, anything is better than default" +"Damn iguanas, doing their drugs and climbing in people's heads.",Changing colors and stuff. +"You were both scumbags, you because you played Noz anyway despite suspecting that he was multitasking, and him much more so because he selfishly didn't care about your experience at all.","Yeah, how dare he play within the confines of the game to out-play his opponent!" +Soros wants America to go to war with Russia to get rid of Putin and put someone in power who will open borders. Soros goal is one race on Earth.,"The banks, he set up his own IMF with BRICS, and he isnt allowing Rothschilds into his country, that's all." +"No, pregnancy is not the reason why I don't drink! I'm so annoyed right now. I don't drink alcohol. At all. Never. And because I'm a woman, this really sucks, because every time I turn down an alcoholic beverage, everyone automatically assumes I'm pregnant. Oh my God, you're pregnant, aren't you? Congratulations! You don't want a glass of wine? How far along are you? Oh finally! See, you said you don't want children and look at you now! No, I'm not pregnant. What I have is malfunctioning liver. If I'll start drinking on top of that, I might as well dig a grave and order myself a coffin. But I don't have to tell that to the whole world, I don't want every single person to know about my health problems, I don't want to explain my private life to everyone who offers me a glass. Stop assuming I'm pregnant just because I don't want to empty a bottle with you. I'm not pregnant, I'm just trying to live. And what enrages me even more is that some people don't believe when you say you're not pregnant. I'm like oh no, I'm not pregnant, I just don't want to drink and they're like come on, it's the only reason why a female refuses alcohol. I'm so angry and upset because two more people today were like oh congratulations on your baby then! Why does it happen like that? Yes, maybe pregnancy is one of the reasons a woman don't drink but it's not the only one. Why do people need to be like - don't drink=pregnant, without even considering other options - maybe she's ill, maybe she's religious, maybe she just doesn't like the taste, etc.??","Actually, I recently converted to Islam!" +Is that really a thing? They could lose their right to sell any video games from the distributor,Not to mention both Xbox and PS network will ban your system..... +"Trump picks billionaire Betsy DeVos, school voucher advocate, as Education Secretary","What about TrumpEd, a new national K-12 charter education startup run for profit ... because only the private sector knows how to run things, right?" +"So, after living through the Gilnea event 3 times and never capturing him, having literally thrown gems at trying to get him in the past... I got him first run.",Good job Xerte *slow claps* Unit analysis? +Depending on trajectory it would be fairly similar to the Chelyabinsk impact. Broken windows but not much else.,unless the impact / explosion happened directly above an inhabited area. +You better believe that! I'm sure they saw this as *proof* that they're onto something. Stupid *and* paranoid is a really bad combo.,"Don't call them that, that's why Trump won." +Might have to make a playmaker myself or play with a legit playmaker if P&R is that damn deadly.,If you have a teammate with HOF brick wall it's not even fair. +Trump turning away intelligence briefers since election win,Who need intelligence briefings when they have Google and Yandex? +And he might be a 1 someday,At least he'll be a solid 9 taking into account his wonderful personality +I think it does I've done nearly 800 arenas no legendary but went to do a emissary ( after not doing em for two weeks ) got a prydaz on the first cache,"Well, 7.1.5 will be good for you :)" +Trump to scrap NASA climate research in crackdown on politicized science,"Yeah, but Hillary was just as bad." +Skorpio SKS-15,I like. +"So, it's the penetration itself that's appealing?",yeah the first time you get all the way in there....your like ahhhh +*points to flair*,"Whazzat, what flair?" +Cuck,"Probably voted for Bernie, then had the audacity to come here and say that." +"Good heavens, have you ever dealt with a wild turkey? There's a reason they named a hard liquor after it, They will fuck you up.",Clearly the turkeys are unarmed though! +You mean the Outrage Warrior movement?,I prefer Status Quo Warrior movement +What is the best/worst name for a child today?,North +"Bears fans know a thing or two about salt don't they. What's the over/under making the playoffs before 2020? You can have a cute little 45th anniversary for your lone Super Bowl win before the big 50. Also in case you're even moderately interested, check my post history. I don't give a fuck about Sitton if that's what I'm supposed to be butthurt about.",You should double check your math. +This Line is Martz Era Bad... I'm Praying For You Jay,Jay has been Martz era Jay bad. +"Youre actually paying the smelting price, they cant hold soulbound items silly","Also, you're like the 30th person to do it this week." +To be honest she has every right to say that after the stunt Sylvanas pulled. It does look like we have no honor. We used our reputation and good standing with that very queen to then turn around and help Sylvanas trap Eyir. I felt like such a jerk after that cut scene. Really unhappy with Sylvanas for that.,Are we the baddies now? +What isn't actually real?,Chem trails lmfao +"The restrictions that were put on the CIA after the Church Committee hearings of the 70s forbade them from doing the sorts of things the general public *assumes* they do all the time, like running around killing people. Such operations could only be conducted under very strict restrictions, and under the direct order of the president. However, after 9/11, all that got tossed in the dumpster, and the CIA got its license to kill back--not only that, a veritable MANDATE to kill. Today, they operate a parallel killing program with JSOC. The two are almost never coordinated, and are quite frequently at cross-purposes with each other. In short, we even have wasteful government duplication of effort when it comes to clandestine murder. But all of this is irrelevant to the story at hand, because it has to do with JSOC, which is a completely separate organization from the CIA, and was never under the same restrictions the Agency was. Read a little *modern* history. EVERYTHING changed after 9/11.",Do you have any suggestions for books on the subject? +Wanting 2 VIP tickets,what....? +Im new just give my karma,Me too +Preds Rare 3 on 0 vs the Stars,Nice video. +Yeah I've been a daily user of Reddit for 4+ years now and I truly don't care. I like Reddit. You can do whatever you want and I wont stop coming here. So just saying. You probably dont hear this side too often.,"good, keep in line, and back to the herd ;)" +"Veno, beastmaster, lifestealer, enigma, chen, enchantress are all strong junglers. Wtf are you smoking.",the problem is that all of those either suck or have to start in lane to get level 2-3. +"What are some of the dumbest things you've heard people say about veganism/vegetarianism? I think the worst I've heard is Yeah, I'm a vegetarian, except I eat chicken Not even kidding.","I don't even know what a vegan is, I just know that I'm supposed to hate them." +"okay but surely you can acknowledge that the *odds of flipping a coin and landing on heads five times in a row* is less than the odds of flipping a coin and landing on heads once, yes?",No no no it's 50/50 you either get it or you don't. +Piss of all of r/harrypotter in one sentence. No rules. No rules at all.,Griffindor is for special snowflakes +I have to redo this semester all over again? Really?,"This sounds like it would make a pretty terrible movie plot, unless you made some seriously bad choices in the last year" +"THERE SHOULD BE A FIXED META FORCING PLAYERS TO PICK SPECIFIC ROLES.For example League has top,jungle,mid,adc,support.Overwatch needs similar team comps to solve this chaos.","Here, you dropped this:" +Fallen 1v4 on ESEA,This guy should go pro +Malik Zaire narrows transfer choices to Wisconsin and North Carolina,Go to UNC. +I'm not betting my ass for anything in this post,Nobody wanted it anyway +"It would be something in your items (consumables section) that would be glowing That's what it is, and usually checking there solves it","Unless there's nothing there, in which case, your OCD is severely triggered and you're too lazy to do some workaround method when Bungie should've fixed it a long time ago anyhow." +"Can't wait for 'cut out your kidney and sell it' cause fuck it, why do we need two.",Look... if you're going to let a simple thing like a non-essential organ like a single kidney or single lung or testicle stand between you and home ownership... then I question your motivation to even own a home in the first place. +i was 16 in 11th grade,Most people are 17 by the end of the school year.. +Does anyone have a blue in their vault that has a special story behind it?,Blue scout rifle with shoot to loot from Crota days +"That would be 9+ straight years of LeBron in the finals, and would surely confirm him as the equal best player of all time, would it not?",Nah because the East is weak as fuck and anyone can get to the conference finals there. +I really wish I lived during a time when people didn't have smart phones at concerts. Went to a concert the other day and couldn't help but think about how many phones I had to look through to actually see the stage. Of course they do have a purpose and it's wonderful that we can re-live and share our experiences as we see our favorite artists live. I can't help but wish I lived during a time when people had their hands in the air instead of their phones.,Member berries are a dangerous thing... +"CLG to Start Challenger Squad, Seeking Coach",P.O.T.E.N.T.I.A.L +Because it's similar to but nobody came,"Right, note to self, any time nobody appears, it's a reference to Undertale" +They didn't for AJ Styles so that isn't everyone.,Are they gonna miss his entrance too lol? +Thank you.,You're welcome I wish original source on ITV could upload it to their Youtube channel. +Someone hurting your precious fee fees is not a good reason to vote for someone like trump.,Well then voting Hillary because trump is racist is equally stupid. +"Well to be fair, Lana does have big hands.",Its like shes a yeti. +This vile treatment of cows breaks my heart. (Graphic-ish),Reminds me of the movie Dune. +"Ah, see, there I go assuming everything only ever happens in the U.S. Here, he'd be getting time for everything they could think of. They'd probably toss some drugs on him just to get a longer rap sheet.",Sprinkle some crack on him Johnson. +What if I said that West Texas is beautiful?,he clearly said he doesnt care what you say. +"Nee, das ist nur weil ich sonst keine anderen Freunde hab",Ja das kann auch ein Problem sein.. +me too thanks,thats funny bcause i am a b +"We really need a throwback docket one day Dark Souls invasions, Speed Runners, Cards Against Humanity Daddy plz",3 hours of 100% orange juice +"Songs that Go with Mormon Polygamy So, what songs would go best with a video explaining Mormon Polygamy? Showing my 80's bias, I came up with the following three. Submit your favorites. My Sharona - The Knack Rock the Cradle of Love - Billy Idol Don't Stand So Close to Me - The Police",Starboy - The Weeknd +She posted pictures,Thanks dude. +it doesn't even say how much you have to input in the first place.,Every single last bit of plastic created over the past 100 years and you only get $78mil So Much monies +Green Party raises $2.5 million for presidential election recount in Wisconsin,When the recount shows that she actually won the state people are going to shit their pants. +"Just because it's legal, doesn't mean you're safe Sitting next to a group of girls in Starbucks. They're discussing fucking over some guy by lying that she was under the influence when they had sex. Apparently this forces a statutory rape charge, even though they were both minors.",And women laugh that men are scared of girls... +"Delhi CM Arvind Kejriwal BBC interview. Why Delhi, why?",Because Delhi wants to be known as the comedy capital rather than rape capital of India +Had No idea that the JSDF used their own rifles. I thought they used American built rifles,They use domestic gear partly because their own stuff is designed to fit Japanese physique. +"If I did, I'd say, get the union to fight for that. I also don't use the DVP or Gardiner to get to work. I drive up Vic Park, which will soon get super busy.","That's okay, just tell your employer to pay you for the extra time it takes to get to work." +"It can be. But like many players, I use it to avoid those stupid early round downs.","I usually don't buy QR until I have my 3 other perks, because if I go down before that, then I would usually restart anyway" +Car swaybar end link. It's for vehicle stability. They often break. Source: I sell car parts and work on them.,Solved! +"It's prolly just a bro with a rolling backpack. You know that bro that's just waiting in line minding his business waiting for the new iPhone 7. He doesn't give a fuck about waiting in line or that everyone's bashing the phone. He knows what he's about. There's four people in line including him and they cut the ribbon to let you in the store and everyone just walks past, but not this bro. He gives the store employee two finger guns and a high five to make his day better. The employee doesn't fuckin wanna be here, but this bro just tries to make his day a little better. That fuckin bro with his rolling backpack. The employee will be in the lunch room later all like, yo, you see that bro up front with the two fingerguns? and his coworkers will all be like yea man that bro's pretty chill.","Slightly off-key, but meta, and I like it." +These white man class don't even care if he lied. That's the thing they only wanted to see a different guy in office when he flopped basically on 110% of the issues they won't care. When he will fuck them. They won't care. As long as he will find new people to point blame. It's all good in the hood.,Talk like this is why Trump won! +I wonder who his favorite designer is.,VLONE +It would make Thanksgiving a lot more fun,You mean you don't like arguing with relatives about politics? +Oxhorns pretty good,Ox is good for anything +Gobble Gobble,Thus is great and i stole it for my mass sms +Leah Remini Demands the Church of Scientology Pay Her $1.5 Million for Damages.,"Well, at least they don't pay taxes." +Imagine the scenes if man city are down 0-3 at half time.,What scenes? +So.... did you get one?,"Yes, the black one is all mine!" +parsis?,no they are mistri's. +"So I Made A Cryptex, Now What?",Seems like the diabolical plot should precede the cryptex. +Struggling? Maybe he thinks it goes up his bum instead?,Maybe they sold him a Flashlight instead and he's genuinely confused. +Do YOU want free karma? Just make a post about how laggy the servers have been. You can complain or even just say they are laggy! Free upvotes for everyone. Even more upvotes if you talk about random 10 min DC's!,the servers suk ill take those upvotes +"College stadiums are some of the biggest in the world also, not just the US. The #2-#8 largest stadiums are all college football stadiums.",Of course the Indianapolis Motor Speedway actually seats more people than any of those (or potentially any other race track in the world). +"Unless you count you count Colosseum. Then it's also Noctowl, Swablu, Murkrow, Delibird, and Tropius",Those are closer to event moves than level-up. +No way that was a great play.,I forgot the +There are so many hackers in Overwatch...,"we paid for the game, so we should be able to enjoy it however we want!" +A small spud,What's a spud? +"Okay i tried this and it didn't work, my decks are in the same order and I have 40 TGT packs",Maybe if we had less deckslots it wouldn't be as confusing +Making America Gump Again!,"see, dere snow on ground, climate change not wreel" +"pfSense and distro's like it do indeed have a sort of gateway drug quality to them. For me it was messing around with smoothwall express (2.0) boxes back in the day. Of course, I was already a break/fix tech for a few years but it was really fun to setup a powerful home-based router.",This is essentially my story. +"I only use self checkout if I have a few items, never if I have a huge cart. I always thought of them as extra express lanes, but if the store is really slow I will always use the regular lanes even for a few items. I like the human interaction and I don't want to be the reason they replace more humans with machines.",You lost me at human interaction.... +"Whole Foods sausages from the meat counter are just awful. I don't really have all that much more to add. I made a nostalgic meal of sausages, potatoes, peppers and onions last night and the hot italian sausages are just *so* bad, I can't even believe it. Not nearly enough fat, not nearly enough seasoning or salt -- it's honestly confusing me how devoid of good flavor they are. So, just like, don't buy them folks.",But I bet they are a significant amount healthier than their massed produced equivalent in a less elite grocery chain... +"Can this Build run Overwatch at 60+ FPS? Currently trying to build a pc, and am figuring out if this build would work. Specs: CPU - Intel Core i5-6600K 3.5GHz Quad-Core Processor CPU Cooler - Cooler Master Hyper 212 EVO 82.9 CFM Sleeve Bearing CPU Cooler Motherboard - ASRock Z170 Pro4 ATX LGA1151 Motherboard Memory - Crucial Ballistix Sport LT 8GB (2 x 4GB) DDR4-2400 Memory Storage - Western Digital Caviar Blue 1TB 3.5 7200RPM Internal Hard Drive Video Card - EVGA GeForce GTX 960 4GB SuperSC ACX 2.0+ Video Card Case - Cooler Master N400 ATX Mid Tower Case Power Supply - EVGA 600B 600W 80+ Bronze Certified ATX Power Supply I would prefer if I would be able to run the game on Medium-High settings, and I only have around $800 to spend. If you have any replacements for these parts that would be around the same price, please tell.","Yup, it's pretty good." +The 3 internet musketeers,I wana suk ur tets +"Sell me your main/favorite champion And if you one-trick them, that's even better \^^ It doesn't have to be just gameplay, just any reason that makies that champion the most fun champion for you. It could be theme, abilities, lore or anything really. Example: I love Bard because his abilities are simply fun to use. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^INeedANewMainPlsTheyReworkedMine",Annie: Everyone loves you. +Straw Poll: Would you like Ubisoft to implement more realistic headgears/uniforms or more cute headgears/uniforms?,More clown headgear pls. +"I'm curious, how does fucking over the Haitians help, protect and enhance US interests?",Because US interests are the interests of US capitalists and they stand to gain from cheap labour. +Kentucky football game shooting leaves 2 dead,"But if only 2 people are killed, isn't it not a mass shooting?" +"Support - Do you prefer Aggressive or Defensive? Id love to hear some of your thoughts on why you prefer one or the other. Aggressive - Ares, Bacchus, Cabrakan, Fafnir, Kumbhakarna, Sobek, Xing tian & Ymir Defensive - Athena, Geb, KHEPRI, Sylvanus & Terra I have completed all of them and I will always pick my choice based off of counter picks and best comp for my team but down to preference I LOVE the DEFENSIVE supports when I have a friend or 2 on. If I am by myself I will NEVER pick the defensive options because I want a chance to carry the team if need be lol. HUG BUG for life!!","Ne Zha, Erlang Shen, Awilix Aggressive aggressive aggressive" +This stadium design is fucking stupid. Who the fuck designs it so that sun blinds w/e team is kicking or playing in this direction?,"I've heard rumors the blinds are retractable, so they only use them against the visiting team." +"How The Hell Did Kryssie Avoid Every Single America's Vote? I remember we tried to get Kryssie on the block I believe 4 times? Week 1 with Cornbread, then Weeks 5, 6, and 7 against Scott, Alex, and most shockingly against Morgan. She also avoided every single HN vote until she was defaulted with Justin and Whitney. What gives? Kryssie has virtually zero fans.",The LNJ fans stopped splitting votes. +Get your pitchforks folks,"Nah, too mad zooted" +Like there's anyone any better to do that right now. Not defending Clemmings but let's be real here.,can we try a turnstile? +How so?,He didn't even finish the left side! +You know those delicious gummi worms at Walmart that are imported from Mexico? You better eat them now because Donald Trump is going to make them go away very soon,This made me sad... This is r/jokes not +Sure no problem except for the kids that happened to be in the school that closed mid year and lost a year of education ... better luck next year for them (hopefully),That's why charters need more money! +What's the joke?,"The joke is that he has log, eb, electro wiz, and miner." +One thing we know by now is that offense is not the problem. We are officially the worst team defensively in the league. We need more than just Aminu to anchor our defense. We have to make a move for a defensively gifted center. No amount of wait and let the team settle in is going to fix the problem we have right now.,That's what ezeli was for +About time finally luck is on the Lions side.,But Luck plays for the Colts +"2. File bankruptcy, a lot!",That makes him smart +"32GB iPhone 7 significantly slower than more expensive versions, tests show",I currently use an iphone 5 on AT&T. What model of iphone 7 plus should I consider to avoid these weaknesses? +"If there was a machine that could answer any question in existence, what would you ask if you only had one chance?",How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? +Names that Rory can be a nickname for,Sorority +"I have that! I saw a lady asked about this in AskMen once, and the vast majority of the guys there were like, seriously? I doubt I'd even notice; I've never thought about it before. I think it's one of those things no one besides ourselves would ever really give a second thought :)",I would never dates beautiful woman if... *Gasp* her armpits were darker than the rest of her skin. +"Is it really that different to JC2? I've played both and they're pretty much the same, but one has a fucking amazing wingsuit in it.","boring map, terrible performance on pc (nearly unplayable on powerful machines), worse driving, removed features, boring missions, dumbed down gameplay, etc" +"I'm curious, what do you believe he had ripped off?",Community +Never heard of the left being accused of wanting to install a theocracy.,Did you miss the last eight years of Obama instituting Sharia law? +Nah. Its Trudeau. Hes a corrupted fascist and hes is gonna completely ravage our country (literaly) like his father did before him but worse. This is the beginning of the end. Pray my friend pray. Also I forgot to mention Harper looked like gandhi and MLK had a baby compare to him. Literaly Satan. ^#comebackstephenweresorry,Prayer should get you far +This seems a little fake to me.,"Perhaps some things are dramatized or reenacted, but ask yourself this: would the Ramseys be scrambling to produce a favorable A&E documentary and have Burke appear on TV for the first time EVER if some of this weren't accurate and threatening to them?" +SE will ruin our christmas? Which way to Salty Hills again?,"Go straight, then left, then right." +Oh I completely agree it's totally her fault. I guess I just don't understand what WoW has to gain from showing this behavior from one of their most popular queens. Simply changing the music to something lighthearted and not including the whole freak out could of made it blow over. But we wouldn't be talking about it. I guess they are living for this drama like we all are.,I guess there is some truth to the theory that the producers have it out for her this season. +"Depends on the VCR, some people in Sydney are deluded when it comes to the value of old electronics. Saw one at the drive in markets for $350 because he saw if for sale for that price on ebay.",Remind me never to invest in your business ventures :P +**CNN: DONALD TRUMP VANDALIZES BABY**,"Nah, that babies a white supremacist" +...y me kreez o no?,Es de un strip club? +"A lot of Catholic ritual strikes me as creepy. If I knew nothing about Catholicism and found a group of people holding a Catholic service, I'd back away and hope they didn't notice me.","Crackers are the flesh of a person.. yeah, that's perfectly normal you see" +I'm pretty sure she's joking. I think it's the clickbait writers who need to chill out,"Oh yeah, of course she's joking, but it's clear as day that she's trying way too hard for Pratt." +How does this compare to Bo3 sales?,bo3 sold about 1.1 million on each console on release but with the release between both titanfall 2 and battlefield 1 and it outsold both of them so I would say that's pretty good. +Hong kong Island,Never seen that before +"Read the sidebar on frugality. It may not seem cheap to you, but saving hundreds on a coat or even $20 on shoes is still being frugal.",People need to research the difference between cost and value +Good guy Mario kart,The best part is because non game owners could only play as a shy guy it made you want to buy it to play a character you like without forcing you. +i'm still getting replies from MMAfags crying in their tapout shirts,Nah dude if you just try hard enough you can definitely out grapple a fucking gun +It's probably you just getting burned out.,"I've gotten the game recently and after like 10 hours I feel like I've experienced everything there is to experience, what am I doing wrong ?" +Windows 10 Store - Batman: The Telltale Series episode 1 is free,Too bad I'm still on Windows 7 +He was supreme in Brazil 2012,I thought Hamilton and hulk was ahead before the crash? +If only it looked that bright and fun in the flicks.,Yeah it's not like the poster we've seen wasn't exactly like this or anything +I made the mistake of googling the tormentor and clicking the first Facebook link. I'm not sure if that's the woman's actual page but wow what a disgusting person.,The fb page has to be fake. +Do they need Americans?,Nobody need *them*. +Man punched student in the face in Salford McDonald's and called her a '****ing southerner',Ugh dem suvveners cumin up 'ere stealin our jerbs +Here's a Too Many Nats Update!,This is a great day for reddit +I Prisma'd the Little Big World photo of Dust II,Would be cool if they applied this kind of artwork to the churches in inferno just me tho +I was in prison for a few years. Most of the sex offenders weren't creepy at all. More look like Santa Claus than the stereotypical pedo.,You mean an old guy who lets kids sit in his lap all day? +"Hey U.S. Military? Yeah, that worked great, but Russia's stand off weapons are way more bling than yours, so step it up would you?",Nuclear Arms Race in a nutshell +"Bedankt voor de suggestie! Ik zie YNAB wel vaker voorkomen, ik zal het zeker proberen.",Gratis voor studenten overigens. +They actually tore up the public transit lines in LA to make way for more highways.,Because mass transit is for poor losers +I'm saving the most on black friday by not buying anything.,But you can't calculate your savings without buying products +I already made Popstar Ahri ! :),Good Ryouko costume as well. +"Please tell me if I'm an idiot or a genius! When it's raining, and in particular when there is standing water in the track. Why not put a squeegee on the from wing of the cars. Doesn't have to be the whole wing, just in front of the wheels. If you can't tell me why it wouldn't work then I'm going straight to a team principle.","I don't understand why they just don't race indoors, or at least put towels down when it gets wet..." +How much is Morata Club Champions worth?,He was going for about 100k on my server. +HALO 5 90GB,"Winrar is a thing 343, check it out." +"Garen has lost his spam Yet another sad day, the ctrl + 2 spam has been removed. Just did an ARAM where I got Garen and tried the spam, didn't work, no fun allowed :(",first the take our audio spam they remove the animation spamming when we become complacent +Get crabs.,Shouldn't be hard to do in tally diff --git a/chunk32.csv b/chunk32.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..4ddc725d6bafa30acf96fb05f8186f4971b7aa10 --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk32.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1667 @@ +Input,Output +By everyone i mean EU members. So if EU members like Lichtenstein are aloud to restrict freedom of moment while retaining single market access other EU members should be able to do the same.,Liechtenstein is not a EU member. +correct.,Is it the same with normal/heroic though? +"What's the alternative in general? CCP have to demonstate the exact mechanism that they used to prove someone used an exploit? Then all the exploiters adjust what they're doing so as to avoid doing whatever triggered log messages or whatever? Whether or not these guys are guilty, its not really viable to take that approach in general as exploiters would run rings around CCP. Therefore we ascribe a certain amount of credibility to CCP based on the data they have and a certain amount of credibility to globbyy based on what he says. My view is that CCP's somewhat extensive data trumps globbyy who often talks a load of shit. Others' views may reasonably differ. But what noone can say is that globbyy has proven there was no exploiting, nor can anyone say that CCP have proven that an exploit was used.",They could fix the mechanic so people don't just randomly get banned for stumbling upon it? +"Well, in all fairness, they sometimes lament how women fail to support other women. That's about as close as they come to the truth.",Feminists have written extensively on the puzzle that is feminism's apparent historical inability to accurately predict women's collective behavior or to successfully change its pattern. +I'm guess there more to this than a 30cm drop,can be a 30cm drop with a 10x increased gravity +"Three German soldiers playing cards, location unknown.",I don't fancy their odds.... +Bernie fucking Sanders you twit!,"Yeah, self-described Socialists always do really well in US elections." +"Lol the state doesn't prevent stealing, it barely even successfully penalizes it. I personally prevent theft by implementing *actual* security for my person and property.",Please tell me more about how the people who actively hunt down and detain criminals do nothing to prevent crime. +"I might be in the minority here, but I didn't see anyone calling her disgusting. If she's marrying him, then yes it is likely that it's only for his money. The reason being because marriage creates a financial and legal obligation such that if they divorce or he dies, she stands to gain something whereas if they just are bf/gf and break up, she doesn't get money. No one was saying that she is disgusting for doing that, it just is a fact that if you want to chase a man for his money, marrying him creates a greater obligation than dating alone. He gets to have sex with her married or not, so it's not like much changes for him other than a cash loss if the relationship goes south. I honestly don't see anyone hating on her, moreso pointing out her motives for why she would want to marry an old rich guy as a young 21 year old.",Nobody called her disgusting and I'm not talking about her specifically - I'm replying to comments where people talk about the topic in general +Tupperware party,Tupurrware +But the South did start it.,Well the North started it by electing Lincoln. +"Hearthstone is a game about immortalizing characters... No, it's not.",Damn i thought its a card game of some sort +"Petar Milovanovic on TwitterNone of the remaining 2016 big events (EL, EPL, ESL One, EPICENTER, ECS) have the possibility for an Asian team to qualify/participate","We dont want Asians in CS:GO, look what they did to LoL... 80% of players are korean now." +'The WHITE MAN who killed BLACK PEOPLE Why not just say A man who killed 9 people during bible study at a local church These details are much more significant,I for one think that **all** details matter. +"No, I was shooting a joke that was apparently miles over your head.",No it was just a shit joke (not OP) +On what basis do you make this asinine claim? It sounds like you've bought into a lot of false narratives.,Yes like Trump is a racist con man. +All this autofill rage is stupid. Were none of you here before the new champ select or something?,"But now that we've had it a certain way, it's not FAIR that I have to support/not do my preferred role in 1/3 games (maybe)" +"Dokkan, a place where people read that you have a 9% chance and understand So, I will summon and MUST get an SSR.",It means that every 11 characters should be an SSR +ArsenalFanTV: Claude and Ty engage in heated shouting argument following defeat to Manchester City.,Damn I can't believe I've never hear did this before +thin line,"I just spew hate-speech ironically, triggered much?" +"Went to a Jesuit HS, we heard all about this.","Cool, but a lot of us didn't." +How to waste 10m like an idiot,Escape and debilitate not bound you deserve to lose that +Is it too late to raise those new tolls to $100 a trip ?,What an *odd* coincidence that this story pops out the day after Tory hits us with his new tolls on the the Gardiner and DVP. +There are so many things wrong with your comment,it was a +"Im a fan of tsm, but for some reason something in me wants anx to win worlds really badly",Nice flair dude. +Mathi | Girl's Day - Ring My Bell +HDDR FC 99.12% 478pp,#NAME? +"I'd love a is that Glock moment. Hamilton leading the race from start to finish, Rosberg driving 4th for the majority of the race. In the closing laps, Rosberg finds an extra gear and closes in on the guy in 3rd. In the final lap he passes him for the podium, with Brundle shouting is that [drivername]! Before anyone asks, this has absolutely nothing to do with Brazil 2008 and a sense of karma if it'd happen to Hamilton, absolutely nothing.",Flair checks out. +The Last Airbender movie was shit,What Last Airbender movie? +We need your assistance,watch out guys players might boycott the next major because of fan criticism +Because he is a small town miner that is only thinking of himself. Probably incapable of big picture thinking.,BUT AMERICA FIRST ALWAYS! +I'm not a wealthy beautiful millennial with adventurous wealthy beautiful millennial friends - am I still allowed to play this console?,"No, you get the mini NES that's coming out." +"Everyone is sharing their Cayman Cup skins, so I thought I would show my GT3 skin for next season, just to mess with you","I still have to add the ACRL logos and my number, but otherwise it is done." +Monkey seen. Monkey eaten.,Welp if they don't see other simians as equals why should we? +Did this shit with combee too,At least that one makes sense +Sitting over here in the never got a shiny corner..,I have been playing since silver and have not even seen one that i could catch +Just found this on DeviantArt,He's gonna build a wall and hawlucha is gonna pay for it. +But if you stand up for yourself how am I supposed to protect you from mean people on the internet?,You forgot the +How does base building work when you're constantly going to different planets and almost never going back to ones you've already been on?,It'll work just like the rest or the game. +"give elite barbs a longer sword so they have some range This would hep a lot, like then could attack over the bridge like the prince, they can kill archers then, and maybe even a Valkyrie.","Oh, I like long swords!" +"Even as a female I feel like the outrage behind that song was the most hypocritical thing I've seen in a while. I mean yeah the lyrics are a total creep anthem. Still I can't even count the amount of songs out there, in several genres, that are *disgustingly* offensive to women. Why everyone chose to attack that one song baffles me.","sadly enough people expect certain genres to be disgusting to women, so it's not really called out all that much." +View from 49 West wine bar,"Meh, close enough." +"Reddit, where is the craziest place you've ever had sex?",Top floor of a parking garage in Orlando in the back of a mustang convertable. +"If trans people transition, do cis people cisition?",What's a cis person? +Where in Canada are you from? I'm from Ontario and we have lots of red lobsters!,Bc +Stop buying Chinese shit and bringing in all these locusts....,"Totally, because China needs access to our markets more than we need access to theirs" +But did a skeleton pop out?,no but a Flynn plushie did +"Natives, duh. that aside I assume they mean the death of their culture, either due to media saturation or gentrification of poor areas natives live him.",Yep the only way to make up for this is for all white people to just kill themselves now +Fidel Castro is dead at 90.,Vic from the show George Lopez must be having the best day after Thanksgiving ever. +Hockey Players 8 years later,My gosh... the pressure these men must feel with the weight of a game must be immense. +"Trump supporter commits voter fraud, because the polls are rigged.",I guess there were none of Trump's poll watchers around to keep things honest. +What is that tiny brown loop for?,Thats the Great Leaders personal rollercoaster. +League of Legends Worlds Championship Final Live Update & Discussion Thread,GO SKT! +You know why I have a shit eating grin on my face. Andrew Jackson was the first Democrat!,But muh southern strategy! +Whats your fav two songs that come after one another? I just realized how much i love the Devil in a new dress- Runaway combo. It feels like having sex only that youre nutting for 13 minutes. Second best would probably be the Gone to Diamonds from Sierra lones combo. Whats your favourite combo?,Paranoid + RoboCop +"Be careful, the privileged far leftist apologists for Castro are going to tell you how wrong you are.",but he centralized healthcare and education plus the US kills people too sometimes so Castro is good +"Worst. Marketcrash. Ever I'm not mad, just disappointed",Yeah it was a pretty bad market crash considering I made over 700k profit +"Had the same thing for my physics professor. But he also added a ton of rules that must be followed at all times. He gave us daily quizzes and if we broke one of his rules he kicked us out of class and gave us 0s for the day. His rules: No talking at all, no yawning, no sneezing, no questions until he permits, no phones, no laptops, no recording devices. He also yelled at us for breaking any of the rules for like 10 minutes before kicking us out. I dropped his class within a week","Also no blinking, moving or leaving" +"So macht man das richtig. Wer sich nicht benehmen kann, sollte rausfliegen. Sollte sich Deutschland ein Beispiel daran nehmen, aber bei uns kann man ja eh machen was man will.",Du Nazi! +It and castration...,"Puh...The more I don't know about it, the happier I get, I think..." +HDMI cables.,But the gold plating makes it go faster. +THIS JUST IN! I'm going to spoil the SHIT out of my match this year. That is all.,if its me buy me a xbone or gaming pc +goofy pants,Eat shit and die +"Yes, but if you're paying for it you need to approve of it. She asked if the vet could take a quick look at work. I suppose that would have been the time to explicitly tell her not to authorize anything over $x, but I think she should have known not to do that, especially since she wasn't going to be paying. I'd be tempted to tell her that because she authorized the procedure she volunteered to pay for it.","She didn't authorise shit, OP clearly did." +But I have it memorized.,Good thing the ATM asks you for your entire card number when you need money. +Smh what a gay kit,I really hope your being +Most Overrated Player? Another fun question for the week. Mines Scream,This thread would be much better with reasoning rather than throwing random names down +Damn right. He's been better than Ham all season. If he wins the WDC it'll be well deserved.,factz +This is not my opinion. It is a joke. Sorry that you didn't get it,Sorry i forgot the +Top Die...,deep +On the phone with them now. They're reverting my email log in ID back and then just a password reset,That's good news +What on earth is the commentator talking about? European runs?,He mentions English clubs that Basel had played against +Nothing like some good pedantry in the morning. How about we pretend I said 4 seasons or that I made that comment in about a month,*a little over a month +"Can never start Operations from beginning Is it just me or can you never start an operations game right from the start? I always get dropped right in the middle, and you don't have the option of continuing after the mode is over",Out of the 30 or more games of operations I've played not once was I put in a match that hadn't started yet or just the very beginning with 5 or less attackers killed. +"You guys really, really need a smarter electorate.","Nah, teachers are lazy mooches, better defund schools!" +This is not your best work.,Well thought out counterclaim that supports your argument you've got there! +*flips through nudie mag*,National Pornographic +Trump calls Castro a brutal dictator,"I can't believe he had the nerve to speak the truth, disgusting!" +"No sweetie that's Graham Garden, competely different kettle of fish",I guess I forgot the +Part of the story is missing here! Has your BF explained or given a story about why the dog is missing? Have you even told him the dog isn't there and asked where it is?,"It sounds like he isn't sure why she hasn't called in tears yet, so he keeps texting her are you ok?" +...did you just equate humans to cows?,"I think it was specifically just women, which isn't insulting at all." +No - you don't. IPMI/BMC runs completely independently of everything else; no CPU/RAM/Drives required.,"Great, that's what I thought because it has its own chip and network interface." +Wk aghs can makes duels give damage to both participants,everyone wins i dont see the problem +True but still there were no steel types in Gen 1,"Some Pokemon were retyped, like Magnemite." +Maybe I'm just a pack addict. I opened 24k packs last year alone (no money spent) and I pulled a few Ltd cards.,you forgot your +Reload,reload with 10 bullets in cs LUL what do you think this is COD? +"You say this based on what you've been taught in the united States, where Cuba is bad and communist and is so close to Florida and is a huge threat to democracy for some reason. As someone from the Caribbean, his death saddens me more than i can say here without Reddit jumping down my throat.","Yeah I feel real bad, I wish he was still here so he could keep throwing gay people in concentration camps." +Maybe there are too many people on this planet to start supporting the growth of more.,"or maybe a right to reproduce is fundamentally part of what it means to be a human and should not, in any way, interfere with your right to work." +Thanks!,You're welcome. +What is the tastiest beverage you have ever drank?,Sprite as long as it's accompanied by a Big Kahuna Burger. +You right fam!,Warriors now literally destroying the league like the media kept complaining about. +tell me why and i will,Because yes. +"Reddit confuses the fuck out of me... France stands firm on Syrian refugee decision - 'Fuck Syrian refugees, we don't want them, they don't matter!!' UAE starts taking in refugees - 'This is fucking awful - they're going to be slaves!!!!!'",It's almost as if Reddit is made up of millions of different people with opposing viewpoints +And free-reinforcing horde mercs.,Luckily hordes pay 50% reinforcement costs now in 1.19 +Team vs Individual (Formula One Pit Stop),"Question: If 1 guy can change a rear wheel in 6.13 seconds, how long does it take 3 guys to change a smaller front wheel?" +feefees?,Feelings. +Another option you should consider is having all api related code in a folder within each app named api. That way each app remains self contained. I choose this method and then also have an api app where I define the parent router for all /api/ routes.,this is what I do as well +isnt Tien supposed to be an alien?,He descends from aliens iirc. +"A decent pair of winter tires will cost ~$1000. If it was mandated the government would have to eat some of the cost. My insurance company offers a discount if I have winter tires so there is that as an incentive. The problem comes down to people's lack of confidence driving in bad weather, and especially in the winter with snow and ice. I've always thought that drivers Ed classes/tests should have a mandatory component to pass driving in bad weather.",You do realize that when the government eats some of the cost it usually trickles down to us covering the cost with the added government mismanagement premium. +Stylis Studios Wall Cancer,Sadly this is the part of ROBLOX that came from Youtubers not known for playing ROBLOX except the MLG Roaster who was a descendant of the original Robloxians. +"I have 250 Keys atm, what should i do with them? Stick to them for a time or trade for something specific? any help appreciated",Open cases +I forgot to state that the price I posted included that.,You can also get the Fury for like $40 more. +"Chart is broken. See: Western Europe, Murrica.","Not really comparable to the inequality in Brazil, Russia, India, China, and South Africa is it?" +How come I experience Swimmer's high but not Runner's high? I have since my childhood been a very active swimmer and after an hour or so I start to experience the high of swimming. I started running about a year ago and I think it's a great workout but I still don't get that same high.,Swimming is much more strenuous over the whole body compared to just running. +Veteran boats fail surprisingly often. If you load up the boat with low combat level people failing will be more common than not.,To be fair the only reason the veteran boat fails is because half the team is AFK. +Cop Confiscates Cammer's Condoms at Sobriety Checkpoint,No way this dude fucked 3 girls with a voice like that. +"i like to use my phones naked, so the back glass should have been something super strong or not have it at all.",I mean I'm all for freedom of choice but what does your clothing have to do with how you use your phone? +"Why. I don't get this. If you are gonna talk a certain way it shouldn't bother you if other people read it. I'm all for naming and shaming. People should have a right to know who the dickheads are, if they don't change their name it makes having a fun game that much easier because you can dodge them.",Cool story but its against the rules. +I have the inclination to believe that the father of the individual who owns this car will be driven to drinking if he does not stop driving said hot rod Lincoln.,"One could go as far as to say that the driver of said Lincoln would be arrested and thrown in jail, then have to call the aforementioned father to post his bail." +telling another redditor that he has a girlfriend. you go down in history as one of the top 10 nicest redditors thanks!,<3 +Washington tops in hops. Washington State surpasses Germany as world's top hops grower.,"If you get a chance try some of WA states craft beers, I recommend Mt Tahoma Blonde, and Irish Death." +"People said auburn would be, like, yesterday. So I mean. But if the excuses help you sleep at night",But we knew it was over when they named Jeremy Johnson the starter. +I just don't like how uneven it looks while they're in formation lol,Gotta love those perfect squares. +What infant car seats fit in the fr-s/brz? Anyone had luck with specific car seats? I know some fit and some don't.,"Just lay your child down on the backseats, your baby wont roll off since there's no leg room anyway" +"Working-class whites voted for a president who will sap health care, wages","It's because it's not the system that's screwing them, it's the immigrants!" +"Am American, don't understand. What did Thatcher do to Newcastle?","Smothered it with love, affection, and puppies" +Black Friday traffic cart jam,"this is fucked up, America." +There is so much wrong here,Elaborate... +Armada and Hbox's Entrances,I have a feeling Armada was just told to sit and play a friendly with Abu before going on stage and he was too frustrated at the mang0 loss to be a part of it +They'll make the eu follow,"They run the EU, no?" +How is the weather where you live?,Damp and dark +What product do you like that has been discontinued?,"Oreo cakesters, for sure." +You misspelled Defender.,I don't like the look of the Defender :P +Let's talk free antivirus Hi guys. Since 2005 I've been using AVG Free. Is there any alternatives or is AVG the best?,Linux has worked well for me +Maybe you should be more concerned about the horrible dictatorships we actually support today rather than the cold war's greatest hits.,"Like who, America?" +"In that case (same answers won't work for other version), it wouldn't be marked as a duplicate question.",I'd agree but we both know that nobody who's flagging questions as dupes has actually bothered to read past the title. +Half a House,"I mean but we are in a scarcity economy, that's why things have value... Great episode nonethless" +"Ah a strawman, noice.",Just interested. +#MAKE,#AMERICA +What I wonder is: has any work of fiction fouled up Nietzsche more than *God's Not Dead*?,Can't tell if +GAME THREAD: WARRIORS (14-2) VS TIMBERWOLVES (10-5) (11/26/16) LETS GO BOYSS,Smh maybe yall should get rid of Green +"Depends. Mavs and Heat have recently let players walk or be traded/waived after winning a title. Cleveland did this with Delly this last off-season, but I'm not sure how feasible it was to keep him. SA brought back like 14 players after 13-14 and had a first round exit (albeit wonky due to silly divisional rules that have since been remedied giving Portland the 4th seed) So it wouldn't be unprecedented to make a move, or necessarily in their best interest to stay put (as long as they don't interrupt team chemistry) The Pistons made the move to trade Adrian Dantley in 88-89 for Mark Aguire after going to the Finals in 87-88 and losing to the Lakers. They became back to back champs. 2004 Pistons traded pieces and 2 firsts for Rasheed and that put them over the hill. They had gone to the ECF the year before. I know those two teams aren't examples of defending champs, but it still shows that a really good team can make a risky move and it pay off for them.",Why was Portland the 4th seed? +"Not sure we deserved to win that game, but I'm glad we did.","Those are the best games to win, the ones not deserved :)" +"You don't even need a stud finder, you are covering the wall with cabinets so you can be fairly aggressive in finding the studs prior to hanging, I say aggressive, but I mean you can drill pinholes if the studfinder is blowing goats at its job.. which they usually do.","Been doing maintenance for 5 years and I've never seen a stud finder work the way it's intended to, tried about 10 of them." +I'm not even liberal tho...,Well you may be liberal if you raise any point against racism +I live in the Bay Area and the toll for 237 express lane (goes into the heart of where all the tech companies are) goes up to 7$ on almost a daily basis.,"As a bay area resident, this (and the insufferable traffic) is why I work at night" +Wrapping a car,How do the tools float +Robin Williams' Pegoretti Responsorium,Is it signed Radio E Progetti? +Best of luck in the next and definitely brighter chapter of your life! Hopefully your mom can see through the BS hes spouting.,"Thank you kindly, and she does :)" +Shots on the season so far for Avs players: 1. MacKinnon (67) 2. Barrie (44) Jesus,Is that shots blocked for Barrie? +No. Anyone who attended camp can tell you this team is in pro shape. Think about it this way. What sounds more likely: the Avs have a deeply flawed roster with major anchors and a number of players in way over their head. Or: all these players who train all summer and are overseen by a multimillion dollar fitness team that holds them to specific standards including August physicals.... all those players got too fat at the same time.,Definitely a buncha fatties +This is what happens when someone pees in your cereal.,What does that even mean? +I'll give him $3.50 for it.,I'll go $5.00 +"Let's take this shitpost to the top! But seriously, I haven't laughed like this in a log time. Get it? Log time? Long time?.....I'm not funny. But seriously, most shitposts just take 1 minute to make but this is clear you put tons of effort into this! ~~#GetThisGuyALegendaryFlair~~","this is quality shit post man at least i put time in it man, man why you gotta do this to me man, man my emotions are evoked man" +"I just finished smoking half this cigar in honor of Fidel Castro. Only Half to represent how much more must be done before socialism will be achieved. I'm keeping it as a reminder to never give up the struggle for the people, just as Fidel never gave up.",Lol wut Apple products in the background +"Bills WR Percy Harvin, listed as questionable, suffered more migraines this week and is not expected to play Sunday vs. Jaguars, per source.",Huh... strange +No. sometimes your starting shot sprays wildly to the side. in rare cases ur piss can go straight but also drip down. also sometimes when taking a shit u accidently let ur dick up a bit and ur piss goes in between the seat and bowl and u piss ur pants,I'm prescribing you a fucking dictionary and a primary school grammar book as a cure for whatever the fuck mental issue made you write that way Implied +"You could be normal for years and then murder someone, but generally it's a good idea to meet someone before you go to their house. Sorry to be such a stick in the mud","Yeah, screw you for being a safe person!" +En halua linnaan.,Parempi linnaan kuin itse vammautua. +That stone probably cracked his head.,"OFC, his head and not the window" +This is an amazing idea. It could also tell you how many meters away they are.,That's a good idea! +"What is the weirdest thing someone has ever tipped you with? I would really like to hear your stories about this. As I recall, various people have dropped the following things in my guitar case: Chocolate coins, a banana, a beer, a pack of fruit juice, an invitation to a hari krishna temple and a bagel. But the strangest tip I can recall was when someone dropped a rubber duck in my guitar case! It's now sitting on my shelf, looking at me every time I come home from the streets. The other day, I also got a really cool looking coin with flowers and what looks like japanese/chinese characters written on it. Never seen one of those before, here in Denmark.",A girl who looked about 13 gave us a cigarette. +Thoughts on TB second affinity? How do you think he will change?,It'll probably be fury. +It is like the people who try to trick skull people at chaos druids on 07.,"Damn, grats on the rune scimitar pk Bank made, time well spent" +"Yeah, let's not forget Conor had the easiest path to a lightweight title shot in history, he simply had to ask for it. The only person I can think of in any division having an easier path to a belt was Penn fighting Hughes the first time.","Yeah I agree, I'm a massive Conor fan but I am also having trouble with the whole sports/entertainment thing, the UFC treats Conor just a little bit too well imo, sad they stripped the title but I think it's probably a move in the right direction" +"Hates a strong word but I get virtually no enjoyment from eating a steak. Doesn't taste good, don't like the texture, it's not good for me, and it feels like a waste to money to eat.",Found the guy who thinks 'well done' means the same thing as scoring an A at a test. +"No, I'm anxiety.","Me too, thanks." +"Nah man, I heard skullcandy was the best!",Please stop... You're reminding me of my middle school days when I kept getting these terrible headphones because they were cool. +For all of you White Christmas fans...,*sniffle* Rise up... +"Couldn't agree more, this is my life in one reddit post",If your life is all about social skills then your life needs a bit more life buddy +Uh it's not about safety but okay.,"Yeah, it's about the upvotes!" +"While past his prime, he managed to hit .357 that year.",Oh God I thought he was still decent at that point. +"I'm selling a monthly subscription to digital products (PDF), emailed weekly. What's the best website/payment platform? (x-post r/entrepreneur) I'm stuck on which platform (Shopify, Squarespace, Sellfy, etc.) is best for a **digital product** and **subscription payments**. What's the consensus? All I want is the user to be able to click Subscribe, Check Out, then go to a landing page. They'll then receive the PDF via email (MailChimp?) every week - so I don't need a download link after payment for the customer.",Slightly off topic wondering what content topics have been successful in this area? +That's fine he can just have us I'd be ok with that.,The best you're going to get is Shaw Media. +Nico picks up an elderly fan,"If Nico drops Bernie, there goes his WDC." +What do you mean what do I mean?,He wants you to define take a flyer +How the hell are those motorbikes not even flinching?!,"Aerodynamics, man." +Clint Southeastwood,Clint Westworld +First Subaru! What non-warranty voiding mods should I start with?,"Vape, lesbian partner, kayak on the roof." +Silver lining to pogba's yellow is that at least he's serving a ban in a league cup game rather than potentially later in the league itself,Yeah that was his plan all along +I mean LBJ went there.,Pretty sure LeBron James got drafted straight out of high school +"The bar just keeps getting raised on Cousins. I don't understand why he has to essentially be the greatest QB of all time to meet your expectations. Let's look at the facts: 1. The Skins have a top 5 winning % since that famous Tampa Bay game last year despite a bottom 5 defense and mediocre run game. Name one other team or elite QB in the league accomplishing that and tell me how Cousins isn't putting up in the wins department? 2. Cousins has put up huge points on multiple top 10 defenses this year. He doesn't play the other team's offense, all he can do is control his own offensive production. Despite the red zone struggles they are still top 7 in points. So no, it's not just raw yards that are looking good. 3. To attribute all of the red zone struggles to him and nobody else is stupid too. Unless you want to give me a film breakdown of him missing open receivers all the time, what I've seen is a combination of a lot of factors contributing to those struggles regardless of who plays QB. 4. Wins are a team stat. Why does Cousins get blamed for not getting the W when the defense lets Stafford score a TD in 60 seconds or Hopkins shanks a chip shot in OT? Though I suspect even if this team was 8-3 we would still be having this conversation because it's not 11-0 and therefore not good enough. Cousins is an indisputable top 10 talent in the league at this point and hasn't even peaked. People aren't in denial, they just appreciate what they've got for a team that has struggled to find an answer at QB for two decades.",Nah man Sudfeld is the answer to our RZ problems. +How is it one year?,"Must be a typo or mistake, wouldn't make sense otherwise" +More disturbing works from the Tony Podesta art collection found,Figures that Drumpf supporters can't understand true art. +Trudeau attacked worldwide for Castro statement,what the fuck new source is iPolitics? +DRC got called for DPI when he didnt even touch ghim. worst call ever. seriously im sure youll see replays,"I bet it was BS, I'll look for it" +Inb4 I never said that.,Wrong. +"MacFarlane thinks science education is important, and wants the world to stay healthy and inhabitable for our kids. Typical coastal elite.",Typical libtard am I right? +"I'm using Chrome though - and this is the first time it has ever happened, probably the last time too since I've never seen it ever again.","Yeah, it probably didn't load properly." +Did he burn it?,"Too soon, man..." +DARN ! i was gunna say the same thing,"Oh well, m8." +"No, keep the tin on! Taking it off is what *they* want you to do.","They told you to say that, didn't they?" +"Well, you can't be too harsh on the guy. On the prehistoric savannahs of eastern Africa, there were evolutionary advantages to being able to justify any policy or course of action with reference to an imaginary past set of conditions. :)","You joke, but tradition is a common justification for many things in many places." +This gives me hope that one day I'll be able to raw dog any girl without worrying of STDs.,no hiv on mars also no mosquitos +"As far as I know, it is the first time for a CSGO tournament this big to use a swiss group format, You mean the previous major qualifier?",That didn't have groups and it was just a qualifier so maybe he doesn't count that. +I lost it at the white people begging for money.,Sticking it up to the goras as per tradition +List of matchups in solo? Does anyone have a link or time to write up all the matchups in solo for meta gods and how to approach them? I'm trying to get into solo and this would help a lot.,Just play Loki +"The more I watch this, the funnier it gets nsfw",If you pause it at the right moment you can see his dong. +"Skin on existing items? I know FB has been working on this already, but do we have a rough ETA of when this could be implemented into the game, I love spunking my money on skins but not being able to put them on existing items makes me very upset.",Sooner then folks think. +Stewie2K one year ago,Stewie before the cheats +Wal-Mart's Dallas optical lab loses 91 jobs to automation | Retail,"It's ok, I'm sure they'll hire all those people back at a higher wage to do programming/maintenance" +LF4 WotM HM Fresh Doing challenge,"400 warlock experienced, Bluntamaru" +"Before and after We had a house fire this weekend, without going into too much detail I was the only one injured. Later I found out that a box that was already in the fireplace had 6 spray paint cans in it. (Clearly I didn't know this) So after being taken care of in the burn unit, I had multiple doctors tell me that my beard slowed the fire from reaching my mouth and nose, preventing me from inhaling the flames and basically saving my life. Beard On!",TIL beards are *inflammable*. +"I have a very very veeeeeery heavy sleep and he always tries to fuck me while I'm asleep, I hate it, it's like he just wants to have sex with my body and doesn't mind if I'm awake or having any fun...","That is seriously, *seriously* not cool." +The whole sub is marked nsfw by default. You can't make a post here that isn't.,It's a good thing too because you can't have a picture with a girl in a collar without it being obscene for the workplace. +Why fix things when you can just ignore it and make skins instead?,"You say fix like this was unintended, as mentioned multiple times, it appears this is actually meant to be like that due to him throwing it from his right side, not the center of his body, similar to why AMC's auto attacks are from his left." +You are missing the point.,Yea... +Trump: 'I won the popular vote if you deduct' illegal votes,"stupid liberals flying cuban communists into Milwaukee to commit voter fraud in Green Bay, open your eyes sheeple" +"It's ok to daisy chain power strips if you don't exceed the maximum load of any one strip. Looks like they've just got a load of AC adapters which can't pull more than say ten watts a piece, so there won't be an issue.","Plus if you plug a power strip into itself, free energy!" +Does anyone else think its totally inappropriate for Gary to say this in front of Leah?,"Jesus God, OP you don't want to be present around my parents then, they are much worse, even after 20+ years of marriage.." +These 500 years have been well-spent farming up INT Coora. I'm almost at SA 7!,lol 500 years get a life. +"When I was younger I was EXTREMELY delusional about my own skills. I used to believe I was the best at everything I did, but in fact I wasn't good at anything. Not even average. I grew up living with a overprotective grandmother who would always tell me about how good was all the art shit I did and about how I was so smart and how I was a special snowflake, so I ended up becoming very narcissistic. Years later I eventually got a bunch of reality dumped on me and realize I was nothing. I was WAY below average at everything, a failure at every aspect of life. Only then I was able to start working to become somewhat good at something. I'm still a fucking irrelevant talentless nothing, but at least I'm not an arrogant narcissist delusional cunt anymore.","id upvote,,,yeah but no, just not feelin it, get out of my life" +"He's probably talking Fahrenheit, not Celsius. 30 degrees Fahrenheit is just about -1 degrees Celsius (although being Canadian, -1 is also pretty balmy to me)","Yah thanks, and I'm amazed at your tolerance for cold." +"I'll never understood their fascination with him. He took a vibrant, resource rich, tropical paradise and turned it into a third world hell hole. I love my Cuban friends, I love the culture they bring, I love their sense of family and togetherness, I love their food. It's sad to see what he did with these people and the rule they've had to live under. I'm more than happy to see the embargo lifting and possible diplomacy with them. They deserve it after living under this barbaric regime for all these years.",Well no it was clearly America's fault because of the economic embargoes +I present to you..our VHS Christmas tree.,It's awesome because it's disposable! +An anti-Clinton post on r/politics? Will wonders never cease.,"Don't worry, that record will be corrected soon enough." +"Hayden is horrible. People thinking he's really improved are delusional. He sucks, even in a lessened role. Every fucking time there's a defensive PI or holding call, it's him.",He now has 12 of our 100+ penalties this year. +Lucky wins? I hate the Chiefs as much as the next guy but we played like ass both times. We'll get our revenge in the playoffs though.,"I think rayduh is talking about the games against the broncos and falcons, where the chiefs won off a lucky bounce and a pick-two." +BLACK FRIDAY -GRAMMARLY Premium fresh lifetime account only at 4.99$(few left) Save 1400$+ for unlimited time,Totally doesn't sound scammy at all +FUCK OFF VEGAN ELITIST,cuz being against all types of animal abuse and not just some is definitely elitist +"Amy was introduced as a 9 year old and by the time she was of age she had a boyfriend... The first of the new series of doctors not only was the best doctor, but he had a sidekick that was ballsy and brave but also warm and loving. Their last moments when he went to tell her he loved her and the signal cut out was heartbreaking. The scene where Amy committed suicide to be with her husband in front of a crying toddler-like doctor and her own daughter who was older than her was very iffy at best. And Jenna Colman was the hottest companion followed by Bernard Cribbins.",You're right on that scene on the beach...brutal. +"TIL that if you rapidly move your mouse/trackpad, the cursor will grow so you can easily find where it is","This was added with El Capitan last year, still a nice touch that many don't know about and can be easily disabled for those that don't like it." +Soon they'll be in Golden Knights territory.,They're moving to Potsdam NY? +Really great video breakdown of Matthews 2nd goal by Mike Johnson,Damn him tapping Karlsson's left leg then coming at him from the right has got to be the coolest part of this sequence. +"Yes, of course I'm being sarcastic. This is a common joke in Seattle due to all the people transplanting here.",You left off the +"You may have learned in school that Buffalo were hunted to *near* extinction during the 19th century and mis-remembered that fact. In 1800 there were an estimated 60 million buffalo in the US, but in 1900 there were an estimated 300 (not 300 million, just 300). Today there are several hundred thousand.",Or he's suffering from the mandela effect and in his previous dimension buffalo were extinct! +But who's the third guy in the photo then?,Dolores +My co-worker is half-black. She constantly berates white people for anything. Recently we were getting a ride to our cars after our shift. I sat in the back of the golf cart and she said Yeah sit in the back and see what it feels like. I was so confused because she's only 36 years old and spent most of her life on a military base in Germany.,That's hilarious - how do you respond to that sort of passive-aggression? +clear holding on houston,"It was a chiefs player, that's why" +"If it hurt the story, yes people would be upset. The way it is done is the important thing to most people. You are just assuming that most people disagree with you, and that is not the case at all. Again, the point here is not that he writes gay characters, its that he writes badly. The reasonable people here are not mad about his political views, they are mad he makes stories that he works on worse in many people's opinions.",its clearly about something else when all of these examples are about him making characters gay but whatever. +"I don't support Hillary in anyway, but I feel compelled to say that if you were one of the orphans in Africa that got their HIV medications paid for from donations from Saudi Arabia to the Clinton foundation then I guarantee you wouldn't care where the money came from. The important thing is that any donation is just a donation.","Got it, so as long as any questionable organization helps African orphans it's legitimste and not subject to any criticism." +Right? Nothing beats the pure elegance of Yoda flipping up and down like a drunken marionette.,The video ripping the Phantom Menace fight scene has ruined most of the cool-looking prequel fight scenes +"4 months of quality posts like this, oh boy.",If your favorite driver was a sandwich what kind of sandwich would he be? +Lol pls,You're a shit cunt. +Spoiler - DVR into the future of TUF24,Oooooooh I'm tellin! +"In before Survival 2.0. If it's another minigame i'm quitting TC-TD. I wanted Loot Farming Simulator, not King of the Kill.",I can only imagine the quantity of gear that will be popping out of enemies after a few waves of horde mode. +Kitty snuggles.,the kitty stretching is the best part. +Any news on SKT? seems like no news regarding player re-signing or whatsoever.,Maybe they will finally drop that dead weight mid laner +No. We're mad at you for winning. Stupid sexy Eric Berry,would it make it better if i said T-Mobile/ Tygod is sexy? +"Oi, Chronos heard that!","While we're on the subject of time, WHY ARE YOU REPLYING TO A 2 MONTH OLD COMMENT?" +So disappointed they didn't put these on the ~$100 sale from last year's Black Friday. :\,"Seems to be a Canada only sale, the US version is at the same price." +Please stop posting non-meltdown stuff. HILLARY / TRUMP SAID SOMETHING I DONT LIKE! TOTAL MELTDOWN IN THE COMMENTS!! is not a meltdown.,OP must be having a meltdown! +Sounds like you might be a little confused yourself,Your comment was so full of detail that I downvoted it. +I would call a condom tucked in your G-string trashy.,I was distracted by the nip slip and had to go back and see the condom +Look slacks has alot of talent,2nd place at TI is no joke +"A lot of them are definitely going to Australia. I friend of mine was in Melbourne, Australia and visited a local league football match. His biggest surprise was how at the stadium (15-20K people) the British accents would drown out the Aussies.",Bloody economic migrants! +Awakened Maewha PvP Practice VS Edan's Most Infamous Warrior @1440p,His name isn't spelled like Lacari +is that the why tf u lyin guy?,No. +Pretty sure these are all crimes and would crimes in Aust. also.,"The difference is that with public prisons, there isn't a commercial incentive that is cynically exploited by big-wigs that have sway with politicians." +Is this guy really managing to be a sore winner about something he lost and a sore loser about something he won at the same time?,That makes him smart. +My sister acted really weird and somewhat inappropriately towards me and I'm unsure of how I should go about addressing it.,"Yea, nice attempt at trolling." +Wow. Are people protesting this at all over there?,They should be throwing tea in the river. +Westworld: The Safe Hector Really Wants,Doesn't look like anything to me. +I actually tried this when I was a kid...,A famous Australian rugby league player got caught trying this in a pub so you're not alone. +"What would west Asians be? Other than Arabs, would it be Turks, Southern Caucasians and Persians?",West Asia = Europe +Any predictions for the next patch ? show me what you got,Ogre armor +1 +Who's down voting? Is it CTR? So strange? Like coverup or really passionate crazies?,+1 for the notation... IMO both lol :) +Who was Behind Mumbai Attacks?,RSS +"It's been on HBO all this week, I figured people were just seeing it again.","That can't be it, it has to be a marketing conspiracy, that's the only feasible option." +"Hope you guys realise poloniex can see all your positions, stop losses and liquidation prices. I don't think they handle this information ethically either. How much would a whale with millions pay for information like this? Wiuld poloniex take the moral high ground?",How dare you insinuate insider trading is going on in the crypto markets! +Wow. So you saw it when you first saw the trailer?,"Yeah, also, did you notice that he's golden?" +He'd probably do it if it could be done in his hotel so he could profit from the room usage.,He will make the 3 million illegal aliens that voted pay for it! +"Best 1080p display Under $400 currently? Must be 100hz+, 24, 1080p, have good colors and be under $400. Any recommendations?",Acer XB241H +Can we also talk about how their are hundreds of thousands of languages and dialects of different languages in Africa and that Africa is a continent and not a country that defines in group? Fuck.,Why actually take the time to research from what tribe (if any) the quote actually comes from where as you can just say 'African' and splooge your enlightenment across the Internet? +vote this to the top,Too bad reddit is censoring upvotes on this subreddit only. +"Between this, repealing obamacare, carpet bombing the middle east, and various other military actions proposed by certain members of the right such as invading iran, they sure do want to kill a lot of people.",But dude they totally stopped World War 3 with Russia! +"I know you have to 'behave' because you work there, but I wonder if there is a nice way to ask her do you work off the clock where you work? Me neither.",Staying calm and polite was probably the hardest thing for me to do +Eli vs Brady part 3?,Eli is too volatile to lead the Giants to the playoffs. +"Really, how's everything over at t_d? Because last I saw they did the SAME thing. Just an echo chamber for Donny's fanatics instead. Non-subscribers can't vote or comment unless they sub. ([Alt-righters and trolls] are the only ones who would bother to subscribe to [that] laughable sub)","r/politics was supposed to be neutral, not the hillary for president sub." +Are u stupid?,I know how to spell you. +"Or knives, or alcohol, or cars, or baseball bats....",We really should address the bat problem. +"I second this, as I have had the same experience as the OP and fixed the issue by freezing individual portions of raw chicken. I commonly buy a large package of bone-in skin-on chicken thighs, as that cut is sold super cheap and tastes good. I will then break each thigh down by removing bones and skin and freezing these separately for later use in making stock. I put 2-3 boneless skinless thighs in freezer bags, sometimes filling the bag in with some marinade of some kind. I really like this preparation because all you have to do is take the chicken out of the freezer for a day or 2, bake or fry for a bit, and you get tasty chicken in under an hour. Plus you usually end up spending a buck on meat per person for that meal, so it works out pretty well all around.","Thanks for the tip, I'll try it" +There have been plenty of Donald Trump supporters who were beaten up at rallies by pro-clinton people you can find it all over YouTube,"Which makes hate crimes okay, right?" +95% of Americans don't know who assange is,That Russian spy? +Dave Aranda signs contract extention with LSU per Shea Dixon. No idea of the figures though. Aranda is out recruiting today.,"Not a fan of the O hire, but this is a good first step." +Spider-Man* ^Respect ^the ^hyphen,Spider-hyphen-Man +"Isn't Amala Network his own site? This is practically his blog, it have no cred",Not Shin Megami Tensei fansite.-4/10 +Canadian imam asks Allah to burn all of Israel,He should be arrested or deported immediately. +My biggest regret.,"Took him first overall and got told what a stupid waste of a first pick, feelsgoodman" +Not a celebrity. I guess that explains all of the pepper spray in my eyes.,well.. at least there is an explanation.. +"I Got The game 4 days ago, played for about 9 hours straight, no issues so i didnt bother looking up the reddit.. bought the pass to support such a great and stable game... havent been able to play since.. Couldent get online, couldent form a party, getting kicked out of parties... woo.",Gotta make room on the servers for people who haven't bought the pass yet. +CD Project will receive 30 000 000 PLN from Polish government.,"Nice that we live in a time where governments appreciate the Video game industry, even though I believe the small devs would need the money more than CDPR ;-) Also for the lazy ones: **30 milion PLN = $7.2 million**" +Beautiful cover art for the new Brazilian edition of Neuromancer,That's such a cool cover. +"yep! Hopefully we'll get a compensation box that actually works as intended in the mail (especially since I've yet to get the box, damn you Matthew!)",But then a box that doesn't include Rednose..... A man can hope +So this is actually a feature on our backlog: we're planning on closing the client ourselves when you enter a game to improve performance on those potatoes. This would reduce the memory that the updated client uses from ~300mb to ~8mb. This is an improvement over the legacy client which still uses resources in the background. One of the challenges we have here is supporting people who want to still see their friend list while in game. So it may be a bit before we get this feature out to you guys.,"We can't see the friendslist during champ select in new client, why would we need to see it in game?" +"I doubt it. And why? Ansel Adams and Edward Westom both spent endless hours on post-click editing to make a final picture from an idea. Editing images is a fallacy because everything we do - from composing the shot and choosing a shutter speed, to painting out stray hairs - is editing the scene.",360degree is the only true form of photography because it lets the viewer see the entire scene and form their own conclusions as to how it should be viewed :^) +However the Redblacks had 100% attendance at every single home game this year. Consumers don't want to spend their money on a subpar product.,But you just said people paid money to see CFL games... +"That articles assumes the Church is true, which it isn't. So everything in it is completely irrelevant.",It doesn't matter one whit what you think! +Ball lighting hit every 200 ms.. yep ur right it is definetly better,"It will help EE, but I believe each cast is all crit or all non-crit and BL is 5% base instead of 6%, so the EO uptime may or may not be lower" +"Is the uniform attire at the High Order of the Metallurgist monk hoodies? Oh, please let the answer be yes!",of course! +Sarcasm is saying one thing and meaning another.,Nah that's a Freudian slip. +"Most of us have been in your shoes right now lol. A quick tip for your rescues, in space bigger is not always better.",But always remember that the solution to every problem is 'MOAR BOOSTERS'! +Most of the time if you do a chargeback Sony bans your entire account.,Well that's stupid. +AM95 influenced,Slick bike. +"She, as a person, had a choice. She, as an official, had no choice. She chose not to do her job, but not resign. She was first ordered to do her job, then removed from her job. An elector, as an official, has a choice to make. Rather than make the choice in that role, this person has chosen to abandon the office to allow someone else to make the choice he refused. There is a substantial difference.",Nuh-uh. +I think he was going for hotter,Ok. +Plus/combo/classic are all solid. I have two plus and a combo. I keep coming back to the plus when it comes to all my rbas.,"Out of all of them I like the classic looks ND the decks, just haven't seen that one mentioned anywhere." +Fucking nazis. When is the rest of the country going to realize that these people are NOT compatible with our society?,they just want to secure a future for their white chilren :( +What is Barry up to? I hope he's not sticking his dick in the timeline again.,Went out for his morning run around the world +"Differences between notifications on iOS vs Android? So I just recently picked up a Galaxy S7 Edge, and one of my first apps I set up and ported over was Discord. I switched from an iPhone to this because of the sheer customization that android would afford me, even if it meant sacrificing some small things that come with iOS. One of the first things I noticed was that I never got an actual push notifications when someone sent me a message on discord or I was mentioned on a discord server. I double and triple checked all my settings and verified that all my notifications were set to on, yet all I received in terms of notifications was a little Wumpus in the upper left corner of my screen, not a big banner like other apps. Is this intended behavior with android that's not present in the iOS build? Or am I encountering an esoteric bug? tl;dr Where are my push notifications? FeelsBadMan",Happens to me too... +Buying gf,for 20k +I don't think my mom understands how her rice cooker works,Must've been a faulty rice cooker. +"the significance of losing a certain amount of health differs depending on what character you are as for your OP, i used to have that problem but i realized from watching replays i was going in too much and chasing them. then my teammate would have to use his space or something just to get to the fight. id check your replays when this happens and see what you are doing wrong, rarely will a teammate just sit there and do nothing if youre getting attacked (if they can left click. why would they just sit there and do nothing?)","exageration by the op or some unranked play, which shouldn't be looked at in this situation" +"We can allow people from Western Europe in, or people from Canada, or Japan or Korea. We don't need this shit.",No every ideology and culture is exactly equal. +TFW you realize your IT guy went to Reddit for advice on how to cover up your emails,aaaand his comment history is completely cleared +Just play HL Unless you play on the ANZ server where you get put with all different kinds or ranked monkeys,Good solution! +I try my best darling.,Are you assuming my gender +Found the self hating Asian girl! Nice preference. Asian women marry out at a 40% rate. That's some race traitor statistics.,Congratulations you officially support the spirit of the Nuremberg Laws. +"That takes us back round to the original question though. If it's easy for a ship to drop out of hyperspace early, or make a short jump to nowhere in particular, then to change course, how does someone follow them?","Space Stations, Listening Posts, Ground based scanning systems." +Definitely one of my favorite civs in the series. Part of me wishes Civ had stayed 2D instead of moving to 3D graphics.,"Go take your nap, grandpa." +u ok?,Better than I would have expected lol +Because Hillary kills babies Disclaimer: not my views but I've heard this on multiple occasions,Better than eating them alive. +Oh For Fucks Sake...,"Damn whitey killing the totally justified black guy, who might I add, is only suspected of running down people and stabbing them..." +Reddit Karma.,You just don't understand how precious internet points are +"Really disagree with the logic of Ricky not playing the entire 4th. Dude scored at a good efficient rate considering he was in foul trouble. Only had 1 turnover and was heating up with 3 assists in the 3rd. He was handling George Hill pretty well too and Tyus was struggling pretty badly defensively against him. Why not put Ricky back in? He was a +4 for the game. If a guy that's been having confidence issues throughout the season, then you should reward him for playing well man and at least play the 4th. I really hope this doesn't decimate the dude's confidence.",Disagree everybody knows Tyus was the reason we won one game against Phoenix when they were shooting a red hot 21% from the field... he should play all 48 minutes +Please don't make me beg,"Creep used Alpha bravado, it hurt it's self in it's confusion." +Texas A&M confirms white nationalist Richard Spencer to speak at university,"Current students, please protest responsibly and hope for a Q&A portion." +The Alps! ;),Nice! +"Two slain in daytime shooting near MacArthur bart, 10 AM, Monday",Can't wait until the new gun control bill stop these kinds of shootings! +"Nearly 1,000 sex assaults reported in Canada military last year: report",Deport them +"So body shaming a man over his penis size is OK, but doing the same thing to a morbidly obese woman is way out of line.",Yeah clearly body shaming men and thin women is totally cool and not hippocritical at all +"Is it not still exceptional? I've had my Bean Boots for years, and they've held up better than anything else I own...","Also, most of their clothes now have a non-iron finish, something I wished they'd move away from." +"Whata Team, or Wuta Team.",Wudda team. +What do you mean challenge? If Missouri isn't the worst team in a P5 conference I would be shocked.,"Mississippi State hasn't been great, but the only team that deserves to be in the same sentence as Missouri in the SEC right now is maybe Vanderbilt." +"Don't know if I buy that. I'm all for supporting a guy for being true to his personality but the bit about team morale? Lebron chews his teammates out regularly and expresses displeasure openly when they're getting rocked, and I'd say Cleveland's team morale dwarfs ours.","And look how Sacramento performs when their leader, Boogie, pouts and yells at their guys." +The Don's new hat is going to trigger a lot of libs.,Can't spell aUpresSiAn without USA +That bloody nose makes me miss CJ Parker,IIRC Parker broke Owens' nose with that palm strike. +"Fudded for nine days in WI, and all I caught was this damn bird.",Reminds me of Bastion +The police chief of my city,What a cuck +"Almost correct, tidyplates has been working flawlessly since 7.1 though.",Kui nameplates as well. +So the husband is basically saying that Iran has kidnapped his wife and held her prisoner on trumped up charges to pressure the British into paying a civil debt and yet he's angry at the British not the Iranians.,"Hey, that ruse got them US money, now it's UK's turn." +What is your favourite voice line from Overwatch? As the title says: What is your favourite voice line from Overwatch? My top spot would have to go to Lucio's That's how you get Tinnitus line.,BRRRIIIIINNNNG +Let's trigger Global Players I'll start...Frosty Gate,Quality of Life +Panties Aside,Gonna need some sauce +Low fi,Great input. +I'm talkin bout that Veterans Day pay that Thanksgiving day pay and that Black Friday overtime holla atcha boiiii,"Or that 85 hour working abroad pipeline money, how do i even spend all of this shit." +Tippet to suns Watch this space..,Kurt got picked up by Phoenix? +No one has more respect for the historic F1 tracks than Bernie,;-) +"The problem is that this is always going to be true, for as long asagic is releasing new set. Soon we have legacy, modern, post modern, post post modern, post post post modern, and you get the idea. Every set is someone's first set, and every format has cards from before a player started.","I agree- wouldn't it be great if every five or six years, however, the formats are reset so the game stays fresh and accessible to new players?" +"Oh, so just the 4,000 score?",Yes +On Operator birthdays a little bit of confetti should pop above their head with a party favor sound at the start of the round.,Sounds like a spawn kill magnet +How about the Confederacy flag?,That is the flag of the Twue Patriots +It has improved a great deal in the last 20 years. Freeway through it is still a nightmare but downtown and the waterfront are great. And they hosted a US Open golf tournament last year.,...and in Tacoma an Apartment can still be found for around $500 that is a block away from an express bus into Seattle. +"And as Always, same ppl posting in the thread after its posted here.","Just out of curiosity, how do you know that?" +"Nobody should be allowed to burn the American flag - if they do, there must be consequences - perhaps loss of citizenship or year in jail! - Donald J Turnip",Leader of the free world! +how will the war be like Bandai pls,my first thoughts haha +"I'm from the east coast of the US. I don't know if it's that we're more restrained, i think it's that we're more judgey. I also come from a religious background so that might also have a little bit to do with it, but who knows... I'm going to start referring to bras as boulder holders from now on lol thank you for that!","Then you'll love the phrase, Over the shoulder boulder holder adjuster used for certain bra adjustment maneuvers." +"How are those accounts not banned yet? 4000 matches won, 0 draws, 100 losses?",Seems like a totally valid record +"This is Abdul Razak Ali Artan. He crashed his car into innocent pedestrians at Ohio State University and then proceeded to attack them with a knife injuring 11 people. He committed this attack in the name of Islam. He is a terrorist, his motivation was clear.",He was going bald at 18... His actions now make sense +It's so spicy that's illegal. CNN just confirmed.,"Just remember it's illegal to posess, ahhh, this stolen document" +Hain. Ami bhalo achi. Tumi kemon achho?,achi bhaloi apnar ashirbaad e +"Like it or not, stability is better than the alternative.",Arming a terrorist regime won't bring stability nowhere. +yes!,Downvoted for answering that question while being OP of a post that I don't like! +"Ich denke du hast da etwas nicht verstanden. Es sind 2,569 Viewer, und nicht 2569.",Du verwirrst mich +ELI5 why would they do that,Because bank notes now taste good! +I mean even at the dinner table? You're relying too much on screen time...,Best way to raise your kids is to have something else distract them so you don't have to raise them. +Can't believe I Mei'd it out alive,A worst nightmare for r/WatchMeiDie/ +All blondes,2 +This isn't about complimenting the person its about complete degradation and objectification of a person. You do not want that. no one does.,I want that +Pittsburgh's Base Offense/Defense graded by PFF,"TIL that Timmons is the worst defender on our team, and Ben is an average QB." +Or snapchat,"I can still astonish all my friends by opening the App Store, going to Snapchat, and showing them the Get button instead of the Open button, meaning I haven't downloaded the app once." +"Washed, clayed, polished, sealed, and waxed for a Colorado winter. Cleaner than the day I got her.",What kind of sealer did you use? +Visual Effects have come a long way,The dog or the guy +or the footage of the actual war,"Damn, I *knew* I'd forgotten something..." +Rockstar just uploaded this to social media...,Omg omg omg omg Breathe breathe +"Warriors recorded double-digit blocks (10) for the fourth time this season, a league-best.",But bad teams though +Book Time comes before Nap Time -,so... book time nap time pants time food-nap time and then caboses favorite time +Is that a young Steve Dangle next to the Captain?,Could the grandfather of the Stromes as well +What happens if you don't?,You waste a lot of time and energy boiling off the water from the edge of the meat instead of browning it. +I know it might sound crazy but IS is usually on point about their capture claims.,Its not crazy but very disheartening if the mouthpiece of an apocalyptic fanatic death cult is more reliable about it than the official news outlets of everyone else. +"Nah, If I was trying to get a reaction I would have commented on his physical appearance, just like he did to me. I was genuinely curious about what his point was. Guys say titties to me all the time. I never understood the point of it, so I asked. Sorry not sorry.",Uh I'm pretty certain you're meant to take the compliment as intended and not feel objectified by the comment which ironically is used to refer to liking the look of cookies or whatever. +Maintenance Extended to 10am PST (1pm EST),"Damn it, now I actually have to go work on my book analysis, tanks a lot, Blizzard" +"This is a weird one. Mostly the fact the it seems to only proc on baron like this, no other monsters or anything",Baron is immune to debuffs afaik +"If someone has a rooted phone and logs in through an apk, is a ban possible?","My understanding is that the app won't talk to the server until you use your account on another phone, or trick the app into thinking the device isn't rooted." +Awp Dragon Lore.,"hahaha no, at least not a good one." +Snow in Saudi Arabia,Another ominous sign that global warming is real and a danger to the planet. +"This is a great idea. We don't have a Trader Joes' or Aldis in Canada so would be super helpful to get and give local advice based around the stores we do have (bulk barn, no frills, etc.).","Trader Joes in Utah, USA is not cheap." +Someone literally said to me that innocent until guilty shouldn't be for rape cases. Unbelievable that people actually can believe that.,Tell them their closest loved one raped you and demand they listen and believe. +sia fottuta la barista,Accartoccia lo scontrino e si accende una sigaretta +It won't amount to shit. The guy can do more for his brand by tweeting out a fart than these retailers ever will,The intellectual firepower of trumpers is truly overwhelming +"I think it's going to create multiple universes and we'll see female Thor, Miles Morales Spider-Man, Falcon as Cap, Bucky as Cap, young Tony, etc.",I wouldn't get your hopes up +This parking lot pavement looks like a giant tire tread,Is the parking lot for a car dealership or anything car related? +no,But trump will change all that right? +"Because I'm not an insecure retard, mostly. I mean I just feel like it's marking your territory. It makes me feel like a cuck, it's gross really? The partner count circle jerk on TRP is one of the most hilariously overblown tenets of the entire ideology. I've known women with loads of partners who have been in committed relationships and I've known chicks who cheat on their SOs even with low partner counts. It's almost irrelevant, and only really useful when determining if a chick has serious issues, but those women usually have dead giveaways anyway and will almost certainly lie about their N-count.","The fucks your problem man, I don't know why you're trying to prove yourself on the internet." +Cat.,Cat. +It's funny how divisions just decide to have awesome or shit seasons together like that......,What division is having a shit season? +Sure if you're gonna loan me 40EX to buy an eternal lol,Well its the most frugal option if you want to keep the item long term/best options. +You can but it's not worth it.,How much do they generally offer? +You didn't have a SNES with red buttons and switch and an EXT port near the controller ports.,"You don't know, maybe his uncle worked for Nintendo." +Hello. I am back online.,When you realize that Ninja is actually the bot and u/VaingloryBot is the controller. +nope I had one drop last night and have not redeemed my code yet.,"Alright cool, thanks!" +"How can so many people think burning the confederate flag will cause a bigger rise out of Trump supporters than burning the American flag? Hell, someone was gilded for saying it. It's not as prominent of a symbol as Reddit makes it out to be. Congrats, you'll get a handful of obnoxious confederate flag wavers annoyed with you. You showed...Trump?",You forget how much of a racist fascist homophobic bigoted orange redneck Trump is +"Nothing too special, but mine nonetheless. '14 Charger R/T",That's a nice looking paint job you've got there! +They owe you nothing.,Thanks you've been so helpful +I finally did it!,You wouldn't happen to have a Metang and Silvally would you.. +I think Trump is going to be an amazing president! muwaaahahahahaha!,Evil != Stupid +Who the fuck cares lmao,It's noticeable but not unlikeable at all. +Full Chamber and a tight pack works the best. Thats what I use the half-pack lid mostly because I can use about .15 grams. The full-pack at .3 grams is just too much for me.,Is the magic flight finishing grinder beneficial? +Nunu sucks at procing basically everything unfortunately.,You get a Fervor stack for snowballing +"are you serious? Holy overreaction. Snipe your knight twice, and have your two middle dps people use a sleeper on the ogres and they'll kill the ogre in 1 sleeper shot each. It's honestly faster than ToM. The reason they nerfed ToM is because they want the gun to be specifically useful in Kings Fall, and that blessing bubble strat can be used outside of KF to insane amounts of success.",People forget that those knights were 2 hit kills with the 31 impact snipers prior to the LL increase. +Cuomo: All cars in New York must now pass window tint test,This will include all of his personal and state cars right? +Biggest thing for me about the list was the lack of modernity and also the lack of women. You made a list of 100 books men should read why are only 3 of them written by women? Like no Flannery O'Connor at all even though she was one of the most prolific short story writers of her time.,"No you see, women's brains are too tiny and hysterical to write true literature." +The Recounts found that Even Haramabe Voted for Trump in Ohio,is this real? +"As a rebel player, I laugh when all you Imps moan about 2 agility.",Try flying with 3 Hull and no shields and then get back to us ;-) +"Good news: the Great Barrier Reef isn't quite dead yet from climate change, so people can continue to burn excessive amounts of the fossil fuels that are causing its demise to go visit it.",so thats pretty good! +India unveils the world's largest solar power plant.,"Hey, let's ignore global warming and just cover the earth in solar panels." +For the Fire Bowles crowd: Who do you want as HC next year? Not saying I agree or disagree with it... but who are the hot coaching candidates we should be looking at for 2017 or 2018?,Jeff Fisher! +I definitely would. But to each their own. I have a feeling insurance is going to be outrageously expensive for human drivers in the age of self driving vehicles. The liability of hurting another human because you felt like driving instead of letting the near perfect machine do so would cause people to be sued for millions.,I should invest in race track land.... +"Yeah I agree. Community: *We need to spectate our friends, this is the best idea ever!* supercell adds it. *Now people are exploiting it! It's so obvious, why didn't supercell think of it earlier?!*",How is it abused? +interesting take- thanks for the input ;),"No need to thanks me, your videos are helping the community a lot more ;)" +Better as in not as loud? Seems like half the HD's I see are louder than that.,Loud pipes save lives brah. +Apparently The Game is a Gronk fan,"Celebrities just wear whatever jerseys they want, i don't consider them fans." +Bill doing us a solid why would want fisher.,"Of course not but it was still a nice shot at us out of nowhere, have to respect it." +"Why is there so much drama on xTrill? Like, really, it's a sub that just requests tracks and when they get posted they whine about wanting something different. Cash is leaked and they had to bitch about the uploader. They've been asking for that track forever and they still find something to complain about. I don't understand.",Shut the fuck up and stay away from their prestigious sub you dumb skrillie +Game On: You Can Now Play Games on Messenger,"Pretty soon, you'll be able to interact with a social media platform on Messenger, too..." +Stock confirmed in Forbidden Planet! I picked up the last AT-AT driver!,I need a Vader so bad +"Wtf, they're adding more genders again?!","Yeah, didn't you install the newest Gender DLC pack?" +What about me?,Does it hurt when you come back with a -1/-1 counter? +"we get it, you hate trump, hillary would have been just as shit if not worse, i'm glad she wasn't elected",What a meaningful comment +"Dirt poor peasant question: if I luck into a high end item or mirror early in the league, how can I best utilize it? Say a nice pair of Skyforths drop for me like day two or three, do you just sit on it? No one would have 40 exalts or whatever they're worth, so do you hang onto them until the economy stabilizes? Or do you try to flip them quick for a few exalts so you can buy an item for your build? Sorry if this is a stupid question, I haven't ever had anything that valuable so I legit don't think I would know the best way to use something like that. Don't want to be dumbstruck if I'm lucky enough for that to happen.",Sell for 5necro's + 2 exalts +I'd be inclined to buff life instead of nerf ES. (Maybe slightly nerf ES but still),"Yes, lets make every build facetank lategame content, that seems fair and a good route to take." +I pushed further my compute shader based game where everything is destructible,"Oh god, it looks like flesh" +"When they came for the fisters, I remained silent; I was not a fister. When they locked up the anal stretchers, I remained silent; I was not an anal stretcher. When they came for the face sitters, I did not speak out; I was not a face sitter. When they came for me, there was no one left to speak out.","Fucking brilliant comparison, thanks for that." +A youtuber whose name begins with N and rhymes with birdcubed?,Just say birdhouse like the rest of us. +Which is why you should never do something like that in the first place.,"Yeah, that five year old girl should have handled the situation more maturely." +Just caught a Gengar,It's kind of hard not to right now. +"What are the health issues with the breed? I always imagined me getting a golden retriever when I ever buy a house, which is not for a million years.",The retriever breed is pretty well known for getting hip dysplasia and cancer. +Rude people. Messaging me and saying me you want to see my tits will never get you anywhere.,Guy tit pic for girl tit pic trade? +TIL that r/againsthatesubreddits is a hate sub.,"I mean, if you ask PHW..." +Game Thread: Habs @ Ducks Hockey mod failed us again,TRADE DESHARNAIS FOR THAT +Huh. Odd that she would sponsor one law and vote against another. Wonder what the difference was.,"I think one was a bill in favor of amending the constitution (which she was against), while the bill she sponsored was crafted to ban flag burning with a loophole which might make the law constitutional." +Not a huge upset. Pelicans are 2 games back on LA,"it was a joke, should've added the" +he is the best guard to be drafted in years. He should be first,but what about mudiay +What do you think happens at other companies when people are made redundant?,"OPPORTUNITIES, YOU SOCIALISTS!" +"What should a person do, if She's falling for her professor?",Give some fellatio and see where it goes. +Vaccines work.,At making my child autistic +The pixel phone is only being sold through Google and Verizon so you won't be able get it on NEXT.,"That was the question, even though they are getting their phones through next, can I get it from Google?" +"Call me crazy, but CNBC's the profit is way better than shark tank! The profit is more informative about how small businesses operate, and is more entertaining, because Marcus is a G! I could also see Marcus guest starring on shark tank :)",I enjoy both shows. +Remember that whole thing about Clinton giving Goldman Sachs speeches?,Are you implying GS CEO paid him for a meeting ? +So were the asterisks profanity or your name?,"Trick question, their name is actually a swear word." +"it was actually pretty interesting; and super helpful to people that live in a bubble. that aside, it was an entirely useless, depressing class that bred more sjw's than critical thinkers.",I'm shocked social justice classes don't create big hordes of openminded individuals. +Essentially opens the door for companies to hold jobs for ransom. Bad precedent here should this be the case.,"But remember, he only makes the best deals...." +no one cares as long as the west and its allies get that oil pipeline to europe,Only Russia +"No, that's what edgicers have said because the show was edited differently back then.",SURE. +What purpose does it serve? Spotting anti-nationals?,Mass deportation to Pakistan for being terrorists. +"* Timothy McVeigh and the Oklahoma City bombing, April 19, 1995 * Wisconsin Sikh Temple massacre, Aug. 5, 2012 * The murder of Dr. George Tiller, May 31, 2009 * Tennessee Valley Unitarian Universalist Church shooting, July 27, 2008 * The murder of Dr. John Britton, July 29, 1994 * The Centennial Olympic Park bombing, July 27, 1996 * The murder of Barnett Slepian by James Charles Kopp, Oct. 23, 1998 * Planned Parenthood bombing, Brookline, Massachusetts, 1994 * Suicide attack on IRS building in Austin, Texas, Feb. 18, 2010 * The murder of Alan Berg, June 18, 1984 Radical Christian terrorists are alive and well.","Wow, so many as compared to the almost daily attacks committed in the name of Islam" +Categorising Tumblr by its teen fandom and furry posts is like saying all of Reddit is The_Donald.,Are you trying to tell me it isn't? +Nah the wyatt-orton storyline will end with a WM match between them.,bbb.bbb....but can they have it at least one year :( +Does it have to take 2 and a half hours to get ready for an update Microsoft? ( And still going...),just turn it off +"Mi sembra un articolo fatto un po' di merda, onestamente.. cioe', non vuol dire nulla, non e' che i cittadini della val d'aosta valgono di piu', come fai a dar loro 0.2 senatori? Riduci il tempo in cui possono parlare?",Aumenti il numero di parlamentari! +"except for, of course, all the text","Meant in the white box, where there is supposed to be a funny remark" +Actual cheat protection. I am literally quitting due to the lack of it.,Yeah fuck this game because the beta doesn't have cheat protection yet! +Based on a 1995 study by 2Pac and Dr. Dre,"Is that why apple bought the rights to his name, made headphones and sell them at the same price as studio headphones?" +not sure but i think there aint no april left this year,"In my country, our April Fools is on December 28th (It is called innocents day)" +Cornelius McLovin,but that would cancel it out +"My company reported 4 Billion in profit last year. Since then they have laid of 60% of the work force, and have cancelled pretty much every corporate event we have. We didn't even get a Christmas party this year.",Stock holders can't afford to take a loss +You realize that feminists acknowledge that as an issue right? It's definitely a feminist issue that the mother is considered the 'default' parent,"Yeah, I definitely see all them on the picket lines demanding equal court representation for fathers." +Four men took own lives after webcam blackmail - BBC News,Thank God the government is arranging a neat new system to hack once and get everyone's details once they watch porn so you can have more information to blackmail so this number can be bigger and solve the unemployment rate. +"Around 15% of the population would be classed as having Borderline Intellectual Functioning (IQ 71-84), no policy is going to change that.",A policy for culling would. +"I dream of a day when Otamendi will be afforded the same level of understanding that other players get when they make rash mistakes, like, Stones, Sterling. You are underestimating the importance of a CB who can play 3 games a week with 7 or 8 type performances, even with the internationals mixed in. Stones was rested against Palace and today. Otamendi doesn't get that kind of freedom. Plus he has to do a lot of dirty work along with Dinho because our other defenders easily back off from a tough challenge. Our only other defender who also puts his body on the line is always injured which is a massive tragedy.",thank you +Just bought pure gaming perfection for less than 3 bucks.,10-Oct +Cilantro is fucking amazing.,Except when it tastes like soap wicked from Satan's taint :( +I'd be worried if it didn't,Fingerprints on my forehead from all the facepalming... +So... Which is it? North or South?,Yes. +i'd rather see new content,then get off reddit & create some! +Young hoochR enjoying some company years ago.,"It would help the ragers because after getting rekt they could smash those strippers and not their desks, mice and keyboards" +Bird? I only see rabbits.,Ya it's a bunny then a drawing of that bunny +Giants enter seventh straight season with a new starting middle linebacker,Consistency is the key to success. +Roast me like the chicken sandwiches I make at Wendy's.,"You're supposed to serve the sandwiches to the customers, not eat them" +When you're a kid you hate getting clothes for Christmas. Then you grow up and find out just how expensive clothes are. Thanks grandma!,"Ha clothes, I used to get books all the time as a kid and I absolutely love it." +"Yeah, I talk a lot against Russia. Why can't I? Free speech dude!",Free speech is an AMERICAN CONCEPT YOU CAPITALIST PIG +"Montgomery actually isn't awful at back. I do, however, hate when they put Cobb back there. Just asking for an injury.",He runs the toss really well in madden so why doesn't McCarthy just do that every play +You know how I like to spend my Wednesday? Throwing up for 5 straight hours and then getting stitches. It's basically been the greatest day of all time. Please someone kill me.,That's what you get for being a snitch +So now exercising and eating properly is very hard to do? Get real.,"kind of, yeah, for many people." +Me today after getting the vive set up for 15 minutes before having to go to work graveyard shift.,"All is well now, posting this in vr from big screen, wife was heading to work with a you better go to sleep today yeah yeah, sure thing honey." +"This is really bazaar to me, I can't believe he's dead. The strongarm isn't supposed to die!!! Poor guy, I really feel for him and his family. Really hope they find peace",Bizarre* +That coffee's name? Hugh Mongous.,Humongous wot? +You're not a true iOS fan unless you remember this...,It is still there if you have a 4s or above and you turn Siri off +"No. They really shouldn't do 'They're Japanese!' as a stable. It tends to lead to their race being their gimmick and it's just cringey. Nakamura should be used a lot like Finn Balor, a dominant talent on his own recognizance. Except on Smackdown vs AJ Styles--the story and their history makes this money.",that match they had before they left.. my god +"Technically I'm the Editor of the site, and the Managing Editor of all hockey sites on the newtork, so it's not an unfair assumption. Especially in a world where a lot of blogs are still mom-and-pop and the editor is also the web developer. With that said, we are a network and a company and all that and as you allude to and as I mentioned the other day, it's a different department of the business that takes care of that. They're working on it. I'm not involved in it and I don't have a date for it.","Don't mind him, I read it on the crapper and had no problems... Reading it, that is." +Who said I'm angry? I just get a kick out of subs like these. IMO these are the most delicate people there are and yet they're supposedly the ones who are against babying people.,"That is true, but I question people who spend an inordinate amount of time posting about how other people are horrible people when they're just getting a kick... Just chill out with the personal attacks, please." +John Molinaro on Twitter: MLS and CSA have a joint announcement at 5pm at BMO Field. Likely about Canadian players in #MLS.,Are we sure this isn't an announcement that the CSA is forcing the Canadian MLS teams to leave for the Canadian Premier League? +"I think usually if you don't add anything to the conversation people usually downvote you. By saying LOL that's funny is kind of just a flat unneeded response. I may be wrong, shot in the dark here.",This. +"when lvl 50's don't have their energy maxed it irks my OCD too, I totally get where you're coming from.","Yeah, that really kills playability for me" +"He's said this all along. This hasn't been the issue, the issue is if he leaves his company to his children then the conflict of interest continues. And this has already been the case with diplomatic calls that Ivanka has been involved in. This shit should not stand. The Trump Organization should be put in an undisputed blind trust or Trump should step down. Why we refuse to push this as a demand as the people of this nation, bolstered by the representatives we've voted in, is beyond me. Its absolutely intolerable.","It was confirmed by both sides the phone call you reference was not diplomatic in nature and that the President they were speaking to was a long time family friend who had known Ivanka for years, but keep trying to spin conflicts of interest around this because you sound very smart doing it." +More like this: He spent two decades at Goldman Sachs helping the bank peddle the same kind of mortgage products that blew up the economy and sucked down billions in taxpayer bailout money before he moved on to run a bank that was infamous for aggressively foreclosing on families,But he's a good guy! +"Rosie O'Donnell just went insane, just like Kanye.",That's some quality reporting there. +"Wow, did he discuss phrenology too? That'd be like teaching about humors in medicine still.","Hush you, Patch Adams was great." +Is the new UFC management dumping Rogan and Goldberg?,I can't wait to have Joe Buck and Troy Aikmen announcing! +"If that's the case, that's some shoddy worksmanship",Doctor is confirmed to be family member of belichick... +"Also ITT: prostitution and hookers. You'd think these people would see that the joke has already been made multiple times in this thread, but nope, they just rehash the same comments over and over with no unique spin to it. Come on guys, you can do better than that.",For the karma... +Jel si bio na stadionu?,"Ma zajebavam se de sam bio, ne bih otisao ni da mi plate." +Will you either make an actual point or stop posting random gibberish? Fucking seriously,i have a phd in bs. +White people were created by aliens and are GMO's,"White guy here, can confirm." +Talon Feedback Thread's up!,EZIO CONFIRMED +I wish there was a randomize option for all songs you can pick in the Battle Tree. Seriously the songs are all so good. It really makes you apreciate how high the quality of the music is in these games.,It's hard to survive more than a few battles anyway so you'll be able to switch songs often enough. +"If you're the battalion leader and you've lost Palmyra after two days of fighting, you deserve to be court-marshaled for criminal incompetence.",The irony here is you can't even spell court-martial and expect high ranking officers to indicted with incompetence. +"Introducing NOM 2.0 As many of you know, NOM has been an invaluable resource and stepping stone for people navigating a faith transition. Over the years the NOM label has become synonymous with cafeteria Mormonism and finding the middle way. Over time, the middle way has become narrower and many of us find it to difficult to remain there even for short durations of time. For many of us, our relationships with a TBM spouse or family keep us connected to the church. We could argue all day the pros and cons of trying to maintain an elusive delicate balance. Just know that many of us would have walked away from Mormonism long ago if spouses and family members could accept our faith transitions. The new NOM will remain a soft spot for people needing support of a faith transition but with a strong focus on maintaining the most important relationships with spouses, family and friends, and that really cool home teacher you know will help you move when the time is right. I know many people don't comprehend the NOM way, but what we can agree on is that Mormonism leaves a large footprint on our souls. We felt it was necessary to have a place on the internet where like minded people could gather to support one another, recreate the community lost by the old board, discuss ways to live with a TBM spouse, and laugh at the absurdity that is created by a faith transition. Many of you have been through this and lived to see the other side. Many have divorced and moved on without their TBM spouse. Many of you (like me) are still working to make your marriage work while disconnecting from the church. I welcome everyone to come and participate and share your experiences. We want to make the new NOM a place where respect, advice, and support is given while people decide their own outcome regarding their future relationship with the church and navigate the repercussions on real life relationships. In essence, to live, love, and laugh while learning the nuances of living with a TBM post faith transition. Newordermormon(dot)net",YAY +250 lbs. gone forever...,"Sorry for your loss, but nothing McDonalds can't fix." +I firmly believe that Reddit doesn't actually make money.,"yeah right, his post got gold like 8 times!" +Bu...but it fits on the model!- the engineering team,"That's for cleaning stairs, duh." +"MGS1: Why was Liquid shirtless? I always wondered this, don't remember there being an explanation, I always assumed this was just Hideo being Hideo.",Because it's like one of my Japanese Animes +"A monster would lure said five year old into a windowless van and release body parts over the course of many years, never giving the parents any closure or relief. You? You're just a dick.",Maybe they're both? +"I don't have the authorization to upload flags - if I do, then I don't know how to do that.",They just let anyone be mods these days... +Who the fuck still watches DVDs? Blu rays are barely more expensive and look 10x better.,"As someone with fucked up eyes, I can't tell the difference." +Research Shows That Side Effects of Marijuana Have Simple Explanations,The only side effect that bothers me is that it's too expensive. +no this is patrick,"Guys guys, this is the truth" +"don't let the diamond industry get a hold of that picture, they will deny the holocaust happen, just as much as the idea of rockless rings being the norm.","Sorry, can you explain?" +new rule ... you can't be an MPP before your first blowjob,"Unless he gets it IN office with appropriated public funds, then it's cool again!" +If Savard never gets hurt this team would be contending still.,"Yes, one 39 year old center can save a franchise that is past it's peak" +found the person that can't take a joke,"Yes, joking about domestic violence in totally serious sounding tones, always a good choice." +"Very Successful People of Reddit, what's the best advice you could give to students?","It's not about getting a degree, it's about developing marketable skills that someone will pay you for." +Why is Zak Irvin's shot so ugly?,Lonzo Ball plays later even uglier. +"Reminder: Boycott the new Star Wars film which the director said was racist against whites, officially it comes out in two days but it's already out where i live so DON'T WATCH it. Please make this post visible",My whole family knows me as the biggest Star Wars fan in the world and they were all shocked when I said I didn't want to see any of the new movies. +Does the TOR-MTL series put to rest some of the issues with the higher seed hosting the 2nd game?,Id rather just have one game. +People in Amsterdam and Denmark do it just fine. Guess everyone in the US is a coddled baby...,The entire country of Denmark is only about 50% bigger than the state of New Hampshire... No shit they can ride bikes everywhere. +^ doesn't understand media,Are talking to me here or the person above me? +What songs do you prefer for your funeral ceremony?,Sympathy for the Devil .....The Rolling Stones +Fuck that. This place restaurant industry runs deeper than money. No way is it just American Dream Pizza that's footing that bill. Like Blue Sky Chinese Food? I know some of these restaurants are just avenues for illegal weed money.,what +Best streetwears igs to follow?,@luxeluce00 @oldmanalan @bestfitsdaily @POVoutfit @minimalmovement @outfitsociety @brandontfaber @amorin4122 @carlkho @dennistodisco @_chefsupreme @outfittoss @jonlaflare @outfitgrid @outfitplace @__rrxii @whitecement @kickstq @mattshiho +"So let everyone die, gotcha.",Yeah you know the UK is just like an apocalypse with all those people dying of disease +"And led very limited careers afterward, for the most part. Rich, yes, but like the other guy said, they didn't do too much cinema and theater. That doesn't take away from their success but I feel Patrick Stewart wouldn't have wanted to be tied down for that long and forever associated with a tv character He's managed to nail down some big movie roles and thus is equally remembered for those, I'd say, but let's face it. Most of us see Picard first.",Jerry starred in the greatest movie ever though! +Wonder why rogue didn't go full french.,Apparently Skypjack speaks an ok French and is improving it with the new Rogue coach Lanf3ust. +Alabama to open 2017 against FSU in Atlanta,2015 BCS national title game! +What age demographic is prominent in this sub?,Yall 13 year olds need to go to sleep smh +Goldman Sachs has had people in the treasury and Fed and vice versa for decades.,But but Trump will drain that swamp and MAGA. +That ass makes me so sad.,I thought that was just her belly... +"Looking for a sub for compulsive overeaters that managed to overcome and lose weight I keep seeing pictures of people who have shown their amazing transformations, I'm looking to do the same and would like to know the story/diet/exercise behind it. I overeat and I'm miserable, would like some advice. Any sub suggestions or similar subs? Thank you","If you like a slightly harsher approach, r/fatlogic might work for you." +"Even though I live in CLE, am a diehard Indians fan, and am heartbroken we loss - I am happy for the Cubs. Not Chicago though, they already have two baseball teams.","Yeah, I feel good for the older Cubs fans who have stuck with them through the curse." +"You literally voted for the guy that said Obama was born in Kenya, The guy that talked about grabbing women by the pussy. What the FUCK is this country coming to.",Yeah but Hillarys chuck husband something something adulterer! +And someone has to hack the website.,And someone has to make coffee for the person hacking the website +"Anyone else dislike the new menu UI? It looks nice but its strictly less functional. Takes more clicks to get to almost everything. Used to be able to 2 click to change items, remove item, add offering, add/remove addons, ect. Now its 3 for anything you want to do.","I think it's fine, I just wish they'd get rid of the loading animation for the bloodweb." +me irl,saving just in case i mean meme too thanks +"Some additional details on new CBA coming, starting with this: A player no longer can receive a qualifying offer more than once.",This is actually a big change that I feel like is going underrated. +"Pirate warrior is definitely not a tier 1 deck, you can trust me on that.","*Well*, if Vorphos says so then it's definitely true." +Is there a ghost in this picture? A strange face can be found in the right corner of the middle window,If you can't see ghosts then isn't there a possibility that every picture you take has a ghost in it? +"Already qualified for Weekend league, was winning 2-1 in the 88' in the final, had a dilemma Option A: win the game and receive 3,000 coins Option B: Make this guys day and let him qualify for Weekend League Enjoy the weekend league bro.",Oh how kind of you mighty one +HBO is stunned that their roster of fighters that don't speak English aren't connecting with the fans.,Yeah Morales and Barrera 1-3 (add Pacman vs both) were stacked with a Spanish speaking backdrop. +Addicts are so good at lying because of all the practice they get lying from constantly lying to themselves.,It's semi true +But it's no longer canon!,I said shut up! +Hacker operator? I know there's more than 200 suggestions of a hacker operator but what about one on defense? The operator has to psychically go upto the gadget and puts some kind of chip into it allowing him or her to be limited to only hacking a few things. Another feature could be limited service letting him or her not be able to make it so the hacked gadget can't go too far letting the enemy know you're around where the gadget is,Sombra leaking here uh +Republicans confident they will pass anti-LGBT bills after Donald Trump becomes president,Wow gee thanks Trump supporters. +"He's the one that shoots, not the other way around",Say his name. +I asked her to heal me so she flew to me but ended up nudging me off the platform and getting me killed.,She accidentally killed you. +Gotta kiss the military's ass if you want to try and have a go at martial law.,Caring for your soldiers doesn't mean kissing their ass. +Really enjoying the Suramar questline,Boom boom boom outdated relics woo +DAPL GOONS THREATEN water protectors.,Good vid but be aware it might get you blocked for Doxxing .. +Does this mean the Age bonuses replace Lucky Nations?,No clue. +"Last year, Donald Trump felt me in an elevator and then exposed himself. He felt my pain at all the corruption in government and then he exposed his heart and vowed to me that he would Make America Great Again.",...along with his non-rat-fornicating friend who is no longer a mess. +Thanks for posting something that has already been discussed to death.,"There is soooo much talk talk about in this subreddit now, right?" +"Scarborough Shoal was still our territory back then :) Next thing we knew , Scarborough Shoal is being reclaimed in good faith","Wait, officially hindi na ba sa atin ang Scarborough Shoal?" +I'll tell him when he gets back...,:( +Interesting how things have changed. In today's media there's no way that someone who only won 1 championship (jordan in 1991) could be remotely considered as the GOAT,but but lebum only hes 1 becuz way allen and kywee hit da winnin shots so dey dont counttt...... +"MJ Lebron Kareem Magic Bird Dr.J Oscar Robinson Bill Russell Shaw Stephen Curry I think Stephen Curry will be higher. Too high now, I know, but I'm sure he'll be up there by the end of his career. Best shooter to ever play the game.",Ray Allen is the greatest shooter ever and he is only top 50.. +Senate panel set to clear Duterte on extrajudicial killings,That thumbnail is hilarious +"I was thinking about this type of thing the other day (had a middle school teacher do it once), and it always bothered me because it's not really applicable to anything in the real world.",Neither is the date of the Louisiana Purchase - school is supposed to be for teaching you HOW to learn as much as it is specific skills like algebra. +I can't imagine that many people in this thread have bothered to familiarize themselves with the case. Everyone is posturing themselves around headlines.,There are a lot of angry white men on Reddit looking for something to trigger them. +On open world games like FF15 yea. I see no reason a game like uncharted 4 couldn't hit 1080/60 on the pro however.,CPU could bottleneck the performance for 60 FPS Uncharted single-player. +"New campaigns and tasks - a lot of clicking? The new campaigns and tasks require a lot of menue-back-and-forth and add their share of fat to the game. Among a lot of *good* changes, I just don't like it. First click on campaigns, then on the map, next on the task, accept, collect, read more, choose more...this is *not* what I play for, yet I feel I'm missing out if I don't do it. Bad feelz. This was also my main critique with the otherwise nice containers: Lots of clicking and waiting, unnecessary animations. The thinking might be they want to offer more control (and earn on that premium campaign slot), but imho this adds mostly clutter. Earned stuff from auto-enrolled missions though is just pure happiness. Opinions?","You don't need to collect and open containers, they do get collected automatically at the end of day and get opened automatically once you collect 1000." +Hail Satan!,^^tiny ^^hail +Came for this.,Ew. +"Mary Kom, Jaya Bachan all attend parliament (even if Bachan does so sparingly)...constantly MIA? Mr Tendulkar.",Don't you know his brother is ill? +Because marketing is mostly nonsense.,Reminding people your product exists to buy just doesn't work. +My names.,Name's = name is My name's = My name is +"What's a good plotless comedy anime Just finished watching all of Nisekoi and ruined myself by skipping ahead and reading the manga ending. I feel like shit now and I want something lighthearted. No plot, no stupid harem romance, no feels, no mind thinky stuff. I want the most brainless, relaxing, funny and endearing anime you got. Stuff like Non Non Biyori, Konosuba, GochiUsa, or Yuru Yuri.","Ima go out on limb and say Nichijou, since it hasn't been recommended already" +DO ANYBODY WANT TO BE MY FRIEND???,well this doesn't seem suspicious at all. +Inquisitor for the crown,"Wow, those screenshots are really cool" +"Right! With Oliver's assumption and Curtis' exasperation, it seems like he mentions it a *lot*.","I'd just die if it's revealed that Ragman is not actually Jewish, but just fucking ran with it for as long as possible while everyone else is just on board with Oliver's original assumption, no questions asked." +Do you have the physical copies? Maybe just stick them face down in a photocopier and go from there.,"I only have digital copies, i forgot that i can search on google by size, i'll try ot do that later when i can, hopefully i find something." +What's that thing that smoking gets you?,Cancer? +Jewish Donors gonna love it.,We're gonna need more coats. +Why is Jews in ?,Because thats what the spineless partisans called themselves in order to make the glorious SS look like criminals when they where just defending their nation. +I think an F16 would be an event better option,Or he could get an A-10 and own the road by the the law of BRRRRRRT! +Never Forget - Salty Sky,Am I the only one here who dislikes sky lmao +"Nope, Dems chose Hillary. Now we all suffer. Dems should burn in hell for their hubris. They still won't admit how terrible of a candidate she was.","You're right, but you also forgot your" +"Shit happens. You learn from the mistake and you move past it. Gimping yourself with a faux crutch isn't going to help anyone. If said person fat fingers a key, so be it. If said person fat fingers a key 50 times so they need VIT melds to overcompensate for being bad, they're probably doing things wrong. I have never in Coil or Alex seen or used VIT melds during inital progression and progression simply isn't going to happen whether you're dead or alive and you hit the enrage timer.",You most definitely needed vit melds in A8. +Redskins do have some leverage on Cousins Keep in mind the Skins have given Cousins so much support the past couple of years. The teams Cousins might be offered will not have near the receiving core let alone o-line that we have.,"My tinfoil theory as to why we've tried so many fade routes in the endzone/had some questionable redzone playcalling is that when they sit down with Kirk, they want some negative film on him to say he's really not worth top-flight money: you can't hit your target in the endzone reliably, so you're really not that hot, and we could replace you with Jay Cutler and get the same results." +Yes!,We are too right for each other. +Budget bug for lower leagues?,"Exterminator here, I'd advise you get rid of the bug by getting some decent young players." +"No harm, no foul. But, seriously, watch that film.",I approve this message +"plz no moonspeak But thanks for an answer. I know Sombra would be on PTR first, but I see no reason for Halloween event to be also released on PTR. After all, Summer Games went directly live, so it's possible Halloween will start when Sombra goes in live build.",I aplogize for my moonspeak +He fell for it,Psh that's not even a 5.7 +Make it so that medkits equip your last weapon not the Primary weapon The change with med kits was a good idea but the idea to make it switch back to the primary weapon regardless was a bad idea. Please have it so that it switches to the last equipped weapon.,I like all the changes its 99% awesome ... except for the force weapon re-equip. +I did vaginal birth twice and didn't feel a thing. And my vagina was not wrecked either.,Did you marry Shaq? +"What is your hobby/profession's Anyway, here's Wonderwall?","Hobby: Cars Anyway, here's a '57 Chevy Bel Air." +There is nothing to fear,Courage is not the absence of fear. +Is this a texture mod for Gang Beasts?,The devs finally finished it +Does the new sf tracker only show pokemon at stops or also at gyms?,Only at stops. +When you bet 250 shekels on a game,the leaver gold gain didn't help i'm sure +I think it's just a super complex deal that requires finesse on both sides and possibly some negotiation through the public.,"IIRC, years ago Inoki actually tried to sell NJPW tapes to WWE before TV Asahi (I think) stepped in and said no as they own part of the rights seeing as they help make the show." +"Good point Guardian, I will add an edit note. As PvE player I am not sure what medals are - are they like Skelton keys ?","As a PvE player, I'm not sure what Skeleton Keys are." +i just got this random minigame?,Its the secret minigame where you're basically Adolf Hitler and people hail for you. +Not to mention the Iraq after photo is during a sandstorm. So the US causes more sandstorms?,Damn Chemtrails messing with the weather. +I want hungry burger to turn into an XYZ deck where you stack meat and condiments as materials.,You are a genius and we need you in Konami stat. +"I actually have 5 toes, the image cut it off though",Sorry for your loss +Bored dealing with wedding registry things when all of the sudden they pulled this bad boy out...,Is that on a GTX 480 box? +"Liking the FW-190 A-5/U2 Switched back to my German line after spending some weeks with the Brit line. In the Brits, I found that I could do very little with the Tier III Spitfire Mk. Vc (BR 5.3 in AB). I had trouble getting guns on (in a Spit for Pete's sake !), and what I hit I rarely knocked down. This is even after getting the gun mods, and with good crew skills. So I figured that was conclusive proof that I suck at the air combat aspect of this game and should stick to killing bases and ground units. Now in a fully stock FW 190 A-5/U2 (BR 6.0 in AB) I am getting 3 air kills a game. I feel redeemed after so much frustration.","The first Fw 190 is pretty good, those 20mm cannons shred the early spits you face" +Very strange that it coded as travel!,I mean the couch has to travel from the store to your house; that's obviously travel :D. +"As much as I agree with him, he is still a douche. Those weak ass comments after the title game were lame. Happy he went to Standing Rock though and is raising awareness for this serious issue.",Yeah screw him for being upset after losing in a national championship game. +Why is hail pharah's favorite weather?,We need a christmas skin of Pharah shooting giant snowballs and her ult firing hail. +Plus you barely won,izi pizi +"Everyone says to avoid it, it's bad juju. However currently our top 4 are all guaranteed playoffs, which start week 14. Week 13, all of the top 4are playing eachother. Currently I sit in 3rd place, and the guy with the worst team sits in 1st. If it looks like #4 is going to beat #2, I'm going to not start a single player so the worst guy remains 1st and I drop to 4th. That'll have me bypass the Zeke/Gordon owner and the DJ/Murray owner.","yeah, I don't know why you wouldn't try to avoid that..." +The OP on this one is fucked in the head! What kind of person thinks their military trained them to kill their own people. Dude suck a dick!,But that's what drill sarnt said. +"no no no our professors cannot force you into their classes, they have no control over registration!","I've done it multiple times, perhaps the math department just values bureaucracy more than the other departments" +It's a good point they shut down the government when Obama became president. And we're supposed to respect them the way they respected us right.,"Remember, minorities have to take the high road." +Lock Her Up chant at 7 pm.,"I'm busy then, can we make it 730?" +"Uh, no, it's just a typical insensitive prick. They're found on all teams.","Yeah I know, I should have put" +Being a really picky eater...not liking a ton of different foods.,Does veganism fall under this? +ITT : Op tells you why YOUR picks are useless.,The only picks I have said are useless is Rare and Sony. +Whose your favorite overweight actor?,Chrissy Metz +No... I'm in the airport for six more hours.,"Tough break buddy, don't lose any valuables" +YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE OUR COACH LEFT AND YOURS IS STAYING PUT,YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT +And I get a ticket when caught speeding... even when it makes me feel better. The law is the law and we risk what we care to lose.,if the only traffic law you break is speeding you'll never be at fault in an accident +Extending an 18650 cell with coins - your thoughts?,You'll have better conductivity with the coin on the positive end. +"INVESTORS WANTED: Pedes, I have a million dollar idea for Rape Prevention in Germany. **A realistic costume mask of Angela Merkel. Best of all, it'll be made right here in the USA! It's the Merkel Boner Inhibitor.**",An American HRC version might be an option as well... just sayin'. +So UFC 209 is not in Brooklyn - it will be 208. Dammit.,They want 209 in Stockton +Parvati's Hall of Fame Nominations,I sense a conspiracy by existing Hall of Fame members to spread their votes across so many different players that no one will get the requisite votes for induction. +Monster Energy is the new cup sponsor,Why are we talking about one the 7 million stop motion and NR2003 series. +On purpose? Or was it a french word that sounds like zibi or something?,Do you think so ? +"At least we don't need to visit a friendliness checker anymore. So that's good, right? ...Right?!",Gen 4 remakes confirmed? +How fast is KVM? Host vs virtual machine performance!,"Off topic somewhat, but what is the gui used for managing QEMU and KVM at the 1:29sec mark?" +When people figure out how to do end to end encryption easily on all devices. Let them pass all the laws they want and just move everything into an encrypted mesh net or Elon Musk launches his global Internet satellites and encrypts everything.,The best case solution so far has the problem of if Eve controls 51% of the network then she can tell that Bob is talking to Alice. +I couldn't do this again if I had rl trainer,That reaction was over the top :p +"How do people do it? I'm working on the new PVE story event for Medusa cause I definitely want to get her and I see people who are in top 20 have 10k-12k points meanwhile I only have 7k so far. Granted, I don't have 4 star Jean Grey and I haven't completely milked all of the missions, but will completely milking them give me enough points to get as many as 10k?",Isn't competitive PVE the best? +"That's ok, it's basically piss before it goes down",That's the champagne of beer you are talking about! +They haven't proved it yet. Getting first in Group D would do it for me though. Definitely the strongest team in NA history since S4 TSM.,He means non-korean as in has no Koreans in the roster. +"I like this offer but I'm more interested in hexed or heatwave to be honest,",Damn /: alright man np. +"There is a story behind the number, we will share it at some point soon. It wasn't a random choice.","Oh cool, can't wait to hear it!" +You can't believe socialism is a cure all to everything,"It only solves the humanist problems, unfortunately it doesn't include the ecological concerns what so ever." +le ebin master trolle xd,Gesundheit. +"Because in a small tribe of people you would notice what others are up to. Young girls likely wouldn't be having sex until around the time they hit puberty. Women who were sick might not have been having sex. And there were probably other situations where healthy, fertile women weren't having sex for social reasons (e.g., they were only supposed to have sex with the leader of the tribe, but he was out on a hunting trip for three months, etc).",Pretty sure they would of figured out the sex thing before this. +Moose vs. drone,come here and let me love uuuuuu +Same Fraud That Screwed Bernie Is What Hillary Claims Happened To Her,she is a nasty cow +Any gif of the goal?,Real fans watch goals live! +What is the most important number?,"3, There are three sides in a triangle = illuminati" +"Northern Hemisphere suggestion for a prop that would make the team, Dan Cole?",I approve this message +"They would've had to do a lot of analysis for this to be a good idea, so I trust them. If the four products are making the majority of their revenues, then increasing the price slightly will cover the difference being lost in the meantime until the factory is built. Less packaging differences, four products, higher prices. Slight loss (if any) for massive future gains to get into more stores in the future. It makes complete sense from a business perspective. They have to grow at some point, this strategy allows for it. I doesn't make sense that it isn't affecting the US though. Fuck that.",where'd you see it's not affecting the US? +"Laughed, but it's not related to this sub in the least.","Yea, black people don't watch GoT." +He looks a little exhausted though.,What a hoot +Trifold Brochure Templates I'm looking for a free template that I can practice on. I'm aware the templates on GraphicRiver are relatively inexpensive but am wanting something to practice on before spending the money. Anyone have any resources they can send my way? I'm specifically looking for something black and elegant,Dr Google +I don't think so. That's probably not the problem.,Ok thanks anyway. +"Not word for word, but that's basically how it went down.","yep, if we're going to acknowledge the need for population control, cows would definitely be my first concern.." +God i hope so just bought 36 saphires of Brewer and Williams,well damn +"I wish, haha!",Also make sure you don't have a Note 7 before it explodes +Post-Game Thread: Colorado Avalance @ Montreal Canadiens - 10 December 2016,Yep. +Thxs.,No problem +paypal Lenovo Phab 2 Pro android phone or similar large phablet As title states. Looking for a lenovo phab 2 pro. Another large phablet will do as well (greater than 6'' screen is a must). Also needs to be somewhat recent in terms of specs.,What about a Lenovo Ideapad Miix-310? +"This one isn't really illegal, but if you go to Dunkin Donuts about 30 min before closing time, they will give you all their leftover donuts if you ask. If you don't, they just throw them away...",Yeah I close at a similar place and after we're through closing we just record the leftover baked goods in waste and split em up between us +Naked man says he was looking for a wife at Mormon temple,He was just being proactive and did not want his wife to think he was false advertising. +"People say Trump is vain, but so was Patton!","Well, he IS Patton reincarnated." +Damn you Mark Zuckerberg. This is why I don't use Facebook.,me too thanks +"If? It's really important to prepare at this point, the electoral college is a bunch of rubber dampers regardless of what you may have been lead to believe.","Conventional wisdom was that Trump could not win - whenever the human element is in play, unpredictability is part of the equation." +Starting Inman over Demarius Thomas if Williams is out.,Doing the same here +You can also look at this way. With out California trump beats Clinton. Further the margin Clinton won by in California if greater than the population of GA and 13 other states. That is why the electoral college exist,"Yeah, because geography is more important than equality." +I know...I feel like I'm reading the comments section to a CNBC article with normie non-FIers commenting.,"Thankfully, I don't recognize much of the usernames from the thoughtful posts I read." +"Hey, Halo. Something good! Did they say Halo Wars 1 and 2 for Windows 10? Is that brand new information, or have I been living under a rock?",No it was confirmed awhile ago. +Penny's first sleepover (by AikiYun),The real question is: Does she have the proper heat sinks installed? +HAHA HE DONT PLAY DEFENSE!!! HAHAHAHAH LETS GO BITCH,"Steals are a very small portion of defense, but I guess you have a point" +I try to spend a little time on my knees every day Okay come on if it were Biden on the side of that table he'd trying to failing to contain his laughter.,That's because Biden debated Palin +"Whatever she's about to pay for a pre-built, send her a link of a build you could make on PCPP for the same price",I showed her my build which will be 800$ and showed her a build for 1100$ this was before she looked at prebuilts +"BREAKING NEWS: US imposes sanctions against Russia for election hacking, expels 35 operatives",They're going to use this to saty DJT is a KGB puppet after the 20th when he undoes this +Knock knock..,i wanna see the rest of the footage +"Yeah but from a soccer point of view sometimes being a bit dramatic can get you a call in your favor...sometimes, but when your the coach doing something like this is embarrassing lol. You aren't getting a call from that, you just look like a bitch.","It's called, leading by example." +I'm trying to stick with the printed press these days.,The what? +"Does this mean you can recycle them, too? Because I regret buying Trick-or-treater.",Yes +R.I.P. Drew Doughty,Doughty with the empty nutter! +Why would you want a 10 minute break/ Just do your work,"Yeah, it's not like they're breaking the law by denying the second break" +More than Kanye loves Kanye?,Don't be ridiculous nobody loves Kanye more than Kanye! +If not for my phone I don't know what I would do while using the bathroom.,God forbid you take five minutes to shit without internet access. +An Elder told me my attire is inappropriate,"Well of course, your ankles are showing!" +"South Park fans: Matt Stone is our enemy, do not forget that. Hating someone else more does not justify shit. I hate conservatives, but I really fucking hate liberals.",Relax? +"Then, everything changed when the Fire nation attacked",Azerbaijan? +Guessing it's for optimum? It has to be,god no +"Confirmed. I was issued a line of credit at an electronics store, no longer in business, at the age of 17 with my father as a co-signer. Bought a computer with it. He filed bankruptcy a couple years later and discharged all his debt. The company sent me collection notices and I just sent them proof I was underage when contract was made, and they let it all go.",Congrats you single handedly ran that company into the ground +the fuck is every government and their grandma trying to go 1984 nowadays,George Orwell wrote a tutorial for a prosperous government not a warning of governmental abuse for the citizens. +The only worth spending money on is marijuana and hair dye.,What about septum piercings? +you mean sudoku?,No im pretty sure its origami +Who's going to fill Nico Rosberg's seat?!,pascal 2017 wdc confirmed +What items do you keep in your bug out bag for sanitation and hygiene? I'm curious to see what others include in their bug out bag for sanitation and hygiene. Anything in particular that you think makes a world of difference in an emergency situation?,A little bottle of hand sanitizer and tp. +"Empathetic, a letter to the devs *Warning, this is my opinion, not objective fact* So, I'll try and keep this to the point, since no one likes to sit a read a 5000 word post. After the most recent update (and after... pretty much every update in recent memory bar construction) there is always a vocal group of people who think it sucks. They shouldn't have done this Medkit changes are awful, devs don't know how to make a game Reading that and imagining myself as a dev, hearing that from your fanbase would be hard. Regardless of your opinion on recent patches, putting so many hours into this game to only hear Your work is garbage, I could do it better from armchair game developers would just suck. Criticism is an integral part of growth, not just of games, but in life. But criticism is a double edged sword, there's a reason there is such a thing as *constructive criticism* (implying there is something the opposite of that) I wont pretend that I necessarily like recent patches, or the path the game is going. Neither will I pretend I know **anything** about game development or the challenges the dev team faces. Do we as a community really know what developing planetside is like? Could we really do it better? Be honest with yourself. My point in this, is that I would challenge this community to be just a little empathetic in their criticism. Don't just assume the dev team is under qualified or lazy because they didn't do it the way you thought it should've been done. To the devs directly, if you're reading this. You've gotten a lot of shit over the years from us fans. I figure it would be nice to hear sometimes that people enjoy the game you've spent countless hours working on. So, devs, I really enjoy this game, good job. Despite all the criticism, I and thousands of other people have put hundreds of hours into this game as an escape from daily life. You've brought enjoyment to a lot of people, a whole lot.","Remember guys, we can't praise the devs here because they literally can't do anything right!" +"But that makes no sense, as wolverine took place in 2013 and wolverine didn't look half as old",I'm assuming that once his healing factor goes his age starts rapidly catching up to him +Flocking to suggests they weren't already there.,Came here to say this exact thing. +"2017: The first season since 1994 with no reigning World Champion on the grid With Nico Rosberg's retirement, 2017 will become the first season since 1994 where the reigning World Champion is not on the grid. In 1993, after winning the World Championship, Alain Prost retired, allegedly after learning that Williams had signed Ayrton Senna for the '94 season.",Well Vettel was hardly on the grid in 2014 +r/theydidthemonstermath,r/themonstermath +Capitalism is Death Drive,"If united states citizens cannot fight back against the soon to be draconian measures imposed by both state and business, then America is done for." +The six-year-old terminally ill kid raising money for charity (made headlines here of few days back) is close to breaking the 2 million Euro. His original goal was 100 Euro.,Ugh what have I done lately +why do we always have WoT vs WT discussions here? I never see stuff like this on r/WoT. just play the damn game.,"don't click that link, it's a trap" +KF2 Quality of Life Ideas,Being able to customize hud colors would be really nice. +Question 18 was a breeze!,"Right answer is Crooks, thanks English GCSE" +"Where is Sodam Yat? At the start of New 52, Sodam Yat and Soranik Natu, two important characters from the Green Lantern franchise, were nowhere to be seen. Soranik Natu, Iolande and even G'nort reappeared at the end of Rise of The Third Army, but Sodam remains disappeared. Where was he last saw before the reboot? Why the GL Corps don't give a damn about one of the most powerful Green Lanterns, second just to Mogo?",could be in one of those Oz doors! +"This is a fucking stupid thing to post, mate. I'll tell you why. If people took you seriously, there would be absolutely no reason to employ you.","Right, because the only purpose IT serves is to answer your stupid questions, and fix the shit that you broke." +Game over. Go home everyone,"Another tie, what a great sport." +Here are the 9200 fraudulent votes that Question 1 passed by,"That's impossible, voter fraud doesn't exist!" +First time this has ever happened,got bronze pack with nonrares only #closeenough +"He's also admitting that he knows his supporters were vicious and violent, and he didn't care.","If either Trump or Clinton were half as corrupt as their opposition claimed, one of them would have run unopposed." +Truck crash,if this was in a movie i'd say that was ridiculous +"NSFW? Her clothes aren't off, Theron.",but she isn't wearing a burka and this could be offensive to some religions and people. +Protesters outside Trump's first thank you rally: 'I will not stand for you',I guess too bad for Trump that there's a right to peaceful assembly. +Fight the system,Plot twist: He's actually a self hating canine. +I'm thankful that the bitch who said this will NOT be President.,Translation: As white people it is now our duty to be self-racist. +"I recently upgraded my old galaxy s4 to a Galaxy s7, and had to send the first one back, because it had several dead pixels that were in the shape of a pot leaf. A Galaxy s7 is a phone.",But did you get a picture of it +But she fucked ted,But so did i. +Thanks captain obvious,Nice normal intro + Boobs = Damn she's gonna be on my D now! +"I teach college level communication, research and logic courses. It is frightening that many of my students don't understand what facts are. I discuss the difference between fact and belief: how you can hold a belief that may or may not be true based on the facts. That a belief is not always true, but can also be true even if there are no facts to support it (just that we don;t have the facts *yet*). I always use religion as an example. It always gets to the point where I say that many people BELIEVE in God, but do we have facts to support it? Without a beat, in every class, someone always uses the Bible as the facts to prove Christianity true. I consistently have to ask, well how do you know the Bible is true? What about the Qu'ran? And finally, they realize it is based on FAITH instead of FACT.",Oh you're the evil liberal teaching logic and critical thinking I hear about +"Accessible Libertarian Media Influence Recently I've been watching the banter between the left and right wing supporters in wake of the election results. I couldn't help but notice that the only popularized (reemphasis on popularized) media that voices legitimate libertarian ideas are podcasts. Will there be soon, or has there ever been, anything similar to a Libertarian talk show? I was pretty surprised to see the influence the John Oliver and Trevor Noah shows had on the Liberal supporters. It may not have been reflected in the polls necessarily, but their supporters helped spread conversation about their party's beliefs on social media like wild fire. Even more important, the conversations on the talk shows are presented in an easily accessible fashion to those who don't want to sit through a college lecture-esque speech or discussion (something I believe Libertarian media frequently suffers from). Recognizing this effectiveness, why hasn't the Libertarian party taken advantage of media influence in the same way? If they have, what are their shows/youtube channels?",Getting rid of net neutrality should help the LP chances +Brundle thought Nico news was joke,The Ted Kravits interview was awesome. +"RevZilla charged me twice for a helmet and never responded to any emails I sent and I never got refunded, wish I could say I enjoyed their service :(",You're the idiot for not calling them or the bank to get it taken care of immediately and instead relying on email. +. . .and?,thats whats/why/how people say it... +7/11 was in inside job! Heat lamps cant melt nacho cheese!,Durpa durpa slurpie jihad +"This, there is no best class/weapon combo. There's not even a bad setup because someone will show you a screen shot of their 9000 kills with said combo.","you're better than me, reported you filthy hacker ass." +It's hard to take the guy in the pig nose seriously.,Kind of guy who gets rolled for his wallet and then campaigns for Tough on Crime candidates +Seattle to Vancouver in 57 minutes? Political leaders push for cross-border high-speed rail,"Given that they would have to build a new mainline, I'd say this could be done by ...oh probably never." +"I actually go after bail-hoppers, of which the majority are black people.........",WE FOUND THE RACIST! +"Snitches get stitches, you bitches.",I'll deal with that threat after they get out of the federal pound-me-in-the-ass pen. +Open relationships or sleeping with random people that I just met. Just not into it.,Pussy +"interesting theory. I'm not sure though. We know Dolores is one of the oldest hosts in the park (at 30 years), but we also see both the brothel girls in the episode with white hat good guy character. Also when white hat picks up the can that Delores drops, you can tell by her expression she was expecting it to be Teddy. So thats at least a minimum of three other characters that would have to be just as old as Delores, for your theory to be true. Which would not be impossible. Though seems somewhat unlikely.","Teddy may have never necessarily been the same host though, just the same character like how Delores' father was replaced with a different model at the end of episode 1." +The mall was more impressive than they were,"Seriously, that mall looks amazing" +Huh? I have a manual.,My bad homie I misunderstood then. +:(,But guy at a bar promised me we'd be getting a trailer today! +Someone who lived all their lives in an mental institution isn't a real ama? Hardly sounds like casual chat to me,We don't allow mental health related AMAs. +"Maybe instead we should blame the people that made the people so desperate that even teenagers were rising up against them. It was either roll over and be destroyed, or fight and be destroyed. She wasn't drafted or forced into it, she wasn't kidnapped from her village and conscripted by a warlord, she was a teenage partisan who saw two options and took the one that ended in her fighting to protect her country.",But she must be 18 to make that decision to fight for justice! +Feature that doesn't even work on IPhone 5 despite having IOS 10,Maybe you should read the requirements before complaining. +Mario isn't top tier. All Mario needs is up smash.,"He's asking about memes, not facts" +I keep seeing it spelled as 'boarder.',Brah let me catch this gnarly wave real fast +"Even after taking in a million migrants, Germany has nearly 700,000 open job vacancies",Because all those immigrants are of course coming from a skilled background or college educated. +Need help! Hashirama or Tobirama???,Hashirama is an attack unit and tobirama is a tank +"This BB measures exactly 2.7 millimeters on my calipers, or the precise diameter of a Kolibri bullet. Insane.",I imagine getting shot with the Kolibri would feel about the same as getting stung by a bee. +I don't understand how college educated idiots on Reddit always talk about how great socialism is compared to capitalism. Show me one case where socialism works.,It just hasn't been implemented correctly! +That didn't hurt at all,"Good ol' Collagen in the bones (the flexibility of your bones to bend), makes running over kids and babies much safer." +It's up to the receiving country to decided if she's allowed to enter and what documents she needs at entry; it generally isn't an issue because she doesn't travel much to places not controlled by England.,Historically speaking when a king or queen of England visits a country that isn't a part of England said country turns English pretty fast. +Such an amazing band. Grab the MFSL 45rpm Brothers in Arms if you want your socks blown off.,I prefer the original W. German CD pressing. +This country makes me sad sometimes.,because this never happens anywhere else +Write a sad story using only 3 words (League Edition) I'll start off with clearly most obvious one and to save us from 10 comments with the same thing. G2 at Worlds.,I have vayne +Your crush,You copied this from someone +When I was 12 I had to write an essay on which Greek or Roman god I would want to talk to. I picked Hera because she was smart and all of my classmates care more about hanging out with friends than studying. I got beat up a lot.,I always found Hera to be a mean bitch +"I'm Nigerian-American who was born and raised in America and I agree with all of these. I also feel bad for foreigners making assumptions because they don't know that usually, half the things they complain that Americans do is usually white Americans. I feel as if a lot of the issues don't concern the minorities of America (black, latino, and asian Americans).","Wow, I bet you fit in well here." +"I've had the damn thing for around 10 years now, it's probably the most expensive thing I have ever purchased that I still own, nothing better than sitting down with a glass of something nice, headphones, and zoning out.",Must be nice being rich. +meirl,"Please, please stop these." +Never forget,hahahahahahahah SO FUNNNyyyyy +No they are murlocs,Shouldn't they be pirates? +T_D is not racist at all. That's why.,i think u forgot this: +Skittles are passive agressive?,About as much as the googles and skypes. +"Statistically speaking white people are pretty great people over all. High productivity, low crime rates. I'll tip my hat to the whites. Well done whites!",It proves that stop and frisk works on white people... +PM me if you see this and I'll buy the game for you. Use that birthday money on something else!,Hi my name is Dylan Gimme game +All Raven did was reskin the game. Big whoop.,And all you did was jackshit to aide in creation of the game. +BR 7.3 GF Anglo-American 6 min Annihilation of German/Russian Team Results in Orgy and Sacrifice of T92,"I'm calling fake, you blew up some ammo w/ solid shot on that panther 2." +"'Tidal wave of Hep. C coming,' health commissioner warns",The thought of a literal tidal wave of hep C shivered me timbers. +........I don't see anything wrong with her making this stand. She was dead on about the gender politics. She was right about 'lumped together simply because were minorities '. It is cool to be bi/pan sexual these days . None of you question why the term queer is applied to her when she is speaking up and saying it doesn't apply but its being forced. For the most part she is right that lesbians are being erased and thrown into a melting pot and its not fair.,"God forbid that lesbians occasionally get mentioned in the same breath as those dirty, fake bisexuals!" +"Found this triggerfish washed up on the beach of the Red Sea, Saudi Arabia. Any idea what species?","I concur with the ID of *Balistoides viridescens*, though it is quite deteriorated, so I can't be sure." +Short answer: Yes. And so focused on one narrow political debate that we've forgotten we have enemies who want to see all of us fail as a republic.,I remember Romney saying this exact thing ~4 years ago and everybody called him crazy for it. +"Mike Rowe to Flag-Burning Students: If You Hate America, Don't Accept Federal Aid!",Is that what they're calling loans with 7% interest now? +The water was like glass - Emerald Lake in the winter 12/01/16,"Misleading for them to call it emerald lake, then, eh?" +Buick Rondezvous Jeepster,You had the 2nd right +"It really is time to stop treating voting as a right. It is important to protect people from themselves -- this woman, and tens of millions of other people, are proof of that. Voting should be a licensed privilege to people who can pass a rather rigorous exam regarding the political system and how it works, understanding of economics and finance (and math), and an ethics portion. The average person shouldn't be able to pass this test. I don't want an average person making decisions anymore. Average people are just too stupid.",Beer n guns fer-ever. +They never get that You're so nice usually translates into you're creep I'm too scared of to tell to buzz off,Quit your typical normie logic +She takes more damage from the minions she's hitting than the amount she actually heals. Her heal was nerfed to the point of uselessness. Rat has a better heal than her.,"Lol, that's made me laugh :) but yeah, that's true" +VA Dentist failed to properly clean his instruments. May have infected up to 600 veterans with HIV and/or Hepatitis C.,Hooray! +"Manatees have a cool trait: they're one of the few non-rodent mammals with fully formed molar teeth that grow continually, one after another from the back of their jaw. At the front of their mouth, the molar pops out, so they're constantly being replaced as they wear down.","Elephants too, although they generally only grow about half a dozen sets of molars over their lives and the last set (usually grown sometime in their 40s) has to last the rest of their lives, whereas (as far as I know) manatee teeth are continuously replaced until death." +"Ok, I gotta ask why at this point. What in fuck can you possibly doing at home that would require 30 TB of storage? Especially 30 TB of SSD storage?",The question you should be asking is why aren't we **all** using 30tb of storage? +White guilt is rampant among reddit. It's kind of sad really,as it should be +Any Range Rover Evoque from 2011-2016. It's basically a $50k+ Ford Escape.,a $50k+ Ford Escape that breaks a lot. +It's just AWP clips with music. Not even the demo or specially edited. The clips were nice and you hit some nice flicks but if you're looking for feedback on editing you should edit lol.,Helpful feedback thanks! +"But carriers are incredibly weak ships, they require strike groups of 20+ other vessels just to keep them from getting destroyed. A carrier and nothing else is a ridiculous idea.",BUT IT CAN CARRY JETS MAN! +"At Dunolly, near Maryborough Victoria, in 1869? They clearly didnt. The problem is with people who take contextual statements and try and pretend they are absolute. So we go from 'when it was dug up at a small gold mining town in countryside there were no local scales that could accommodate it, so it was broken up and melted down for transport to Melbourne' and it becomes in your mind 'when it was dug up there were no scales anywhere in the world that could weigh it'. and then you complain that the latter sentence is false.",Fucking toasted +Jon Favreau Confirms He Will Direct THE JUNGLE BOOK 2 And THE LION KING Back-To-Back,"Oh great, more remakes." +"WikiLeaks Releases More Than 2,000 Files Revealing The Cooperation Of Germany Spy Agency And The NSA","Good job, wikileaks, for continuing to harm the West." +"i like to remember when i first began dota, a riki in my team you dont know how to play riki noob he told me that after i said to skill his smoke instead of stats... he didnt listen",you can just walk out of the smoke +Staff for your business are hired automatically after you first obtain supplies. Members for your motorcycle club you hire yourself.,"Awesome, I wasn't sure whether you had to hire members for the MC before things like staff hiring in would happen etc, thanks for the help!" +"Hate Kerr but he has a point. Especially if weed is legalized, what's the problem?",THINK OF THE CHILDREN. +"I haven't for FIFA 17 because it's been abysmal for as long as I've played (12). Perhaps it's worse than before, but OP said he mostly plays UT, so I guessed he just wasn't used to how terrible playing with and against AI is whilst controlling just one player.",So exactly my point. +Is there a source that the colonial bias argument is correct? It sounds like a conspiracy to me that cartographers agreed on making Africa look smaler.,Well once upon a time a bunch of cartographers realized Africa is bigger than Europe but because they were RACIST they decided to solve the problem by making Africa slightly smaller but still bigger than Europe to keep white supremacy alive +And a rocking set of tits.,"Yeah, stay classy, Reddit." +More sick people staying sick means money. If I was a doctor I'd hope people would stay sick by some miracle. Sure I'd give them proper medication but them being sick just means more money.,"Doctors don't get paid commission, right?" +After changing my CPU and motherboard my pc keeps booting into windows like this,"When you change motherboards, you should reinstall windows." +"Anything's possible, really.",It's the Reapers! +Nico Rosberg drives his last laps in an F1 car at the Mercedes factory,Why the fuck are they using full wets on a dry track? +"(Gear porn) I swear I don't have a problem.... I'm a guide, it makes the addiction okay right?",Gear museum one might even say +Duchene is still on the team,Oops I think I meant Statsny. +How to become the best president in the Philippines,"So easy, even a caveman can do it!" +"I was actually surprised USA doesn't have maternity leaves, and it's on Donald Trump's platform","That only applies to Whites, right?" +"I Island Guardians aren't in my PC My Guardians aren't in my PC i checked all of the boxes and none of them are in there, I am wondering if they had somehow been stolen form my PC","Yeah its the classic hidden guardian glitch, the only way to make them reappear is to trade me all your shinies" +"Having the strangest glitch... No, it's not my build that's causing poor performance. I get great frames, and my build is top notch. It's very noice. NOICE. So basically what's happened to me is on the main menu I get around 3 FPS... and when I join a game, it's in the same framerate. After I restart the game and rejoin the match off of a friend, it's a regular FPS, but then whenever I open up the buy menu it goes down to 1 FPS. I know a lot of other people have had this problem, but it's one of those things where people will reply to it with Yeah I have this problem too! and that's the only thing keeping the thread alive. There's been no one that's said if there was a fix for this.",I typically verify cache and restart my pc and it fixes this issue +Why am I supposed to be mad at Trump about this?,"Listen to the fearmongering idiots who think this is a bad thing, without explaining whatsoever why it's bad, duh" +When I'm looking up a recipe I don't want to read how this dish reminds you of days at the lake when you were younger. I just want the damn recipe.,This isn't a showerthought...? +Swag 1v4 Rank S,LOOOOOL brrraxxxxton +Bard is probably the hardest support in the game overall atm lol.,"fuck low elo Bards, they end up giving the enemy adventage with their stupid ults." +"This current election might turn our country into Russia, in that regard at least. I couldn't tolerate more than 20 minutes of the debate, it was just so freaking pathetic. I haven't had a drink in 2 months but I'd like about a dozen right now.","I left after 15 minutes, made a drink, and did some homework..." +Why before patch 7.1?,"They're adding a way to buy mats with bloods, basically making the market prices plummet, so best do it now." +"if only those weird buildings with the satellite dish on top would allow terran to scout forward without putting their army in danger, then the fact that he clumps his forces like stacking them on top of each other would make them stronger might not have cost him the game (at this point)","please don't defend stupid game mechanics, just because it favors your race." +You can't hold Pandoro,sei un po' indeciso visto che hai il flair con il panettone +Thug rose looks like she could be Pat Berrys younger brother or nephew,Straight looks like recoome from dragon ball z. +Yeah there are a shitton of cheaters on this sub,"Nah man, they were MGE's before the update" +Senate Passes New Bill Targeting College Students Who Criticize Israel,"Yes, because the right way to handle anti-Semitism is to stop freedom of speech" +"If he was Australian it would be ''Yeah nah, we're fucked m8.''","We've had enough of experts, didn't you hear?" +"Problem isn't the price, it's the vast difference in treatment between residential and commercial billing.",When are you socialists gonna realize that those job creators NEED these hidden tax breaks. +"Thread prediction: Conservatives rushing in to say you can't trust rolling stone because of one story while touting the virtues of fox, hannity, rush and DeadBart.",So this subreddit is exclusively for Dems? +While I agree with DBW's point you also have to admit that as far as social programs go Planned Parenthood giving out free birth control in low income areas is probably the best idea. One of the biggest factors keeping people in poverty is single motherhood. It's a sound plan for reducing the strain on other social programs with a preventative action. The only problem with it is you're forcing tax payers to subsidize boning. But until you get rid of all the OTHER boning subsidies that make people dependent on the state this one is the cheapest.,"Shhhh no intelligent discussions please, just say a joke about millennials being entitled and lazy" +"I think Skreli makes a fair point... there are all sorts of tests and analysis that must be made on the batch that they made according to the FDA that the kids could never afford. Yes you can make this in your back yard, but the regulations in the pharma industry require you to do costly analysis and testing that are impossible to afford on a small batch basis. A lot of steps were skipped in the production of this school med.",We just need to encourage self-sufficiency for medication +"How's good Liliana, the Last Hope in Jund? I'm thinking of trying her out, I've seen some Jund performing quite well with this liliana, but I'm still a little skeptical. Is she a meta dependent or is she a straight up staple? Under what conditions would you MB her?","As an infect player, she's truly a trash, unplayable card!" +MVP,NP fam. +Did you guys even watch the debate? I don't like Trump but the moderator was obviously attacking him..,"My favorite was when the crowd cheered or laughed for Trump Lester would tell the crowd to be quite, yet not once said anything when the crowd was on Clinton's side." +I wonder what aspect of Hillary Clinton's life the GOP will investigate next.,I heard she sent mail without correct postage #lockherup +There it is... that's what I was looking for.,The only reason I came to this thread +How would you best describe your appearance to others?,With a picture. +I am an unknown. I feel like atleast in my health i am well.,You'd be better if you had sick amounts of Karma though +Is there anyone with medical background that can tell me what happened to his leg???????,Looked broke. +"Just think, Sanders could have done the same in the US.","No, Sanders wanted *democratic* socialism, you see?" +"Yeah, definitely link that.",Done! +You're Dead To Me,I don't know man you don't know that was going in +If you place the cursor on the leaderboards just right..,When Mercy jumps in front and steals your Nanoboost during McCree ult. +Which should have given us another try from the 12 yard line.,"With your offense, that was a sure thing." +"But you can't do that on television! ^^(okay&nbsp;it&nbsp;was&nbsp;slime&nbsp;but&nbsp;whatever) ^^^(showing&nbsp;my&nbsp;age,&nbsp;i'm&nbsp;sure)",I don't know... +"Shotguns as a whole are *OK*. They should one shot bodyshot in close range, maybe not over 10 meters, though. But the 10 A is *waaay* too good at silly ranges. It has the same damage per pellet as the others, but it has 6-9 more pellets (20) per shot than them... It can basically oneshot up to at least 15m, maybe more. The M97 Sweeper variant has 21, but worse damage per pellet and damage drop off (though a lot higher firerate to compensate).",the hunter can ohk up to 20 metres +I'm getting sick to death of these news articles that justify the decline of whites as great news all because of this magical thing called diversity.,Are you some sort of neo-nazi? +How would a live-in maid take on multiple clients?,More people move in. +"Dammit, Barr... Oops wrong sub.",Thanks Obama. +"I've participated in roughly 20 studies (I maxed out my yearly limit twice), with temporal, prefrontal, parietal and primary motor stimulation. The only one that was uncomfortable, but not painful, was the temporal lobe stimulation due to activation of facial muscles. I wouldn't say it's painful by any means, just uncomfortable as it is an unpredictable tap. Never had any side effects during or post stimulation.",Did you get any benefits? +Beasley is insane especially with EB2. He's faster than my slot WR with that chem added on lol,lmao thats an insane comparison +WVU President Condemns Breitbart Editor's Slur Targeting Professor,"Nevermind Milo himself is also gay, he thinks differently and that's bad." +"I need Help I have a PC that I would think could run Unturned at 60fps minimum, but it doesn't, but I also play games like Garrys Mod and CounterStrike perfectly fine. When I play Unturned I roughly get 30 frames on all Ultra (water still on low) and I get 30 frames on all low settings which made me think there was a problem with my game. Ive looked for things to fix it and I haven't. So now it's got me thinking it could be the PC but I am not an Expert on my PC I got it just when I got into PC Gaming and I got it Pre-Built. I would appreciate if someone could tell me the problem or if my PC just isn't good enough. Specs: AMD 4200-Quad Core Processor AMD Radeon HD 6450 Graphics Processor","Unturned is optimised very badly, on my old PC I could run gmod and CS:GO but loading Russia in Unturned kept crashing the game." +"why the fuck is this even a thing? the comments on this sub makes me rage, who does enjoy watching animals die?","I did the same, went in read some comments and now I hate people." +I'd wager that you're going to have to pay a few mill for the new shit as expansion/renovation.,whatever gives you that idea? +Same here. Fu**k that was intense. I got the Infected ending. I guess you can get True ending via not getting hit by the Molded right? Anything else?,"Yeah man, don't get hit, grab the attic key, and then you'll get the true ending, grab the empty notebook and go up to the writing in the attic and examine the notebook" +Showerthought: After you beat the UB post-game...,"$1,000,000 to help you pay off Barry's fines in the Sinnoh remakes!" +Did you take inspiration from the foglets from the witcher? Very similar but cool all the same,Reminds me more of drowners +When husband wakes up I'm going to demand he motorboat my buttcheeks to music. Probably Leonard Cohen though.,There is a crack in everything... +"Is the green house at the beginning of the 20/20 money money interview where they lived? 4 car garage and all, pretty nice.","Yes, it was his childhood home." +Oh yes Ellie and Joel coming back!,I seriously couldn't be happier right now! +"Hey look, Kentucky finally plays a good team and they lose. Good thing they won't be playing cupcakes the rest of the season.. Oh wait it's the SEC",We still play UNC and Louisville this year? +"Fuck the cubs you have 5 million people in Canada wanting to watch the Jays, including a large portion on the west side of the country where the game will start at 1 or 2 pm. The game is over before they can even get home to turn on the TV.",Yeah fuck the team with the best record in baseball playing against a team in a large market +It's kinda odd that Netflix is its own section anyway.,I personally feel that the netflix content and the ABC tv content is differentiated by the style and subject of the shows +U.S. Officials: Putin Personally Involved in U.S. Election Hack,Should we gear up for a bombshell this Friday? +I support pvda even tho they aren't extreme enough in some areas for me.,Which proves my point. +It doesn't help that most Australians deliberately play up the animals as well.,I'm convinced that the only real thing is that all Australians just like fucking with people. +Auto Attack?,what is a auto for you in game? +it's more of an oligarchy,Why not both? +(#s Favorite character) I just want to see people's opinions. Why?,"Jean, I see a lot of similarities between his character development and myself as a person." +New Zealander here. In USD 1g of Cocaine can be $360 and 1g of Meth can be $725. At least this is what the Police/Media usually quote.,Police tend to greatly inflate the price of drugs so their busts seem more impressive. +So worth the money,Yeah but is he better than Spencer Hawes? +How could this ever happen!,obligatory pot calling the kettle black post +Whats the best pet for a depressed friend?,A puppy +Tbh I'm really trying to think of an alliance that was more likeable to me and I really can't think of one,"Dan, Will, and Rodney" +Thank a kind stranger.,For the gold? +describe j cole's entire career: **filler songs**,but double platinum no features +"I kinda feel the opposite about Meditate. I like the idea of taking a breather in the middle of a fight, it's very zen-like and appropriate for an old master. I just wish it wasn't so easy to interrupt.",make yi immune against cc while meditating. +Westworld Sex Math,r/jesuschristreddit +Jay Cutler Career Stats: - 32467 total yards - 61.9% completion percentage - 208 career touchdowns - 146 career interceptions - 85.7 career QBR,That looks like HOF stats to me! +I have never seen this posted on Reddit :O,Re re re re re repost. +"Best SOE Setup Guide I will upload other maps shortly. I know it isn't the easiest map to setup on, but here goes. As you spawn in, instantly open the door. Do not, I repeat DO NOT kill any zombies. Then, go back into spawn for beast mode. Use it asap, otherwise more zombies will spawn. Turn on QR, open summoning key crate, and go out to the fountain pen location. Turn it on. Then you will want to grapple up to the ritual room, and activate the stairs and the powerup door, if you have time. If you're like me, you should be able to get it all done in one hit. Once you go out of beast, still, don't kill any zombies. Go and start the ritual. Afterwards, kill every zombie except for the last. use this time to go and find a fumigator and get your QR and free 100 points. After that you can kill the zombie. Then, find the district that has the mystery box, leave jug for afterwards. Buy the Rk5 if you can afford it, then use beast for opening up ruby rabbit etc. do the ritual. Once done, it should be about round 3 or 4. Don't kill any zombies, just the margwa. Once that's taken care of, hit the box. Take what ever, even if it's a sheiva. You can swap it later. Progress through another couple of rounds to get points. Do rituals when you can, and buy jug. once you get PaP, instantly start the sword. Buy the box more, and have fun! PSA: The Giant will hopefully be tomorrow, but the rest will be on Friday next week, as I am gone all week","Can confirm, is the best strategy." +"It'd be Sainz, not Kvyat.","Comeon, definitely gonna be JEV!" +Weapons of Mass Destruction. Operation Mockingbird. Tolkien Incident....,These and much more.... MK Ultra hello +oh no! someone doesn't adhere to my identity politics!! go outside and you will find a whole world you never knew existed,"Yea, no it can't be because someone claims to have voted for Trump and then goes out of their way to say they're a bunch of stereotypes for democratic voters, to further enforce why people would think they'd vote for him." +Pushing for number one global right now! Add me on Facebook Ahcrap cr if you'd like to watch! Let me know your name so I can easily accept!,best of luck bro +I see you Internet a lot. People are not stupid for not knowing things. People are stupid when they call others like that.,"What about: unintelligent, ignorant, dense, brainless, mindless, foolish, dull-witted, dull, slow-witted, witless, slow, dunce-like, simple-minded, empty-headed, vacuous, vapid, half-witted, idiotic, moronic, imbecilic, imbecile, obtuse, doltish; gullible, naive; informalthick, thick as two short planks, dim, dumb, dopey, dozy, crazy, barmy, cretinous, birdbrained, pea-brained, pig-ignorant, bovine, slow on the uptake, soft in the head, brain-dead, boneheaded, lamebrained, thickheaded, chuckleheaded, dunderheaded, wooden, wooden-headed, fat-headed, muttonheaded; informaldaft, not the full shilling; vulgar slangdumb-ass?" +"It's about who writes the song, not who performs it. If an orchestra is performing Tchaikovsky the song is still by him even though he isn't involved in its performance.",Which DJ is Tchaikovsky? +Another man jealous of Bieber... Shocker.,It's the only explanation! +I'm pretty sure the hardcore Apple lemmings will keep lemminging on.,I've already preordered it! +"Wherever he goes watch him become a star, like so many other Chicago athletes who've left here over time.",He wasn't a star before he got to CHI and he won't be one when he leaves. +"If you're coming to work, no one's gonna mind. We need people who work to help us pay for the ones who refuse to.",Immigrants will pay for our retirement. +"Tinder in Richmond I know how being a girl is on Tinder in Richmond. What's it like for dudes? What are commonalities you see? For instance, I observe that like every dude is a rock climber. Also, what is with posting pics of you with ex girlfriends?",Every white girl has a pic of her doing a yoga pose on a cliff on skyline drive. +1-6 primary school 7-12 high school The Australian way.,you've forgotten prep. +"he's aight. Truthfully, I think there is a bit too much from the American casting side, I'm sure EU (Britian specifically) has more to bring to the table. As an American I would like to see more balance in that regard. PS. You look just like one of my friends and I think it's funny whenever I see you on screen",Well you guys can't have the teams AND the casters +laughing out loud.,Appropiate reaction! +I'm 28 and just two weeks ago I realized that the little piggy who went to the market wasn't going shopping.,..... OH +Is 2016 Alabama the best team of all time? They've killed almost everybody except Ole Miss. Who is better? Will they be if they go 15-0 for the first time?,"Yes, but would they beat the Browns?" +Mad Max physics,Why is there no engine there? +"I am fighting this war for you, what will those accusing me do? I am a fakir; will exit with my little belongings, says PM Modi in Moradabad","Wow, look at the number of katuas commenting on that tweet" +"Yeah, he lost because he didn't think illegal immigrants were all rapists. :/",Isn't is a wonderful age we live in? +Do Jazz fans hate Dwill?,I don't mind him +How do you play Hydroid I've just built Hydroid after farming for the Systems for way too long but I don't really know how to build and play him and everything on the internet was posted like a year ago so I want to ask the Hydroid players here: how do you play and build him right now? I've been playing around with him for a bit now but I'm not really getting it Thanks to everyone in advance,You don't. +"Yeah that thing took me so many tries to kill. I was a stealth archer/two-handed swordsman, but there was no way the melee was working out well for me. Finally, I ran up some nearby ledge that it couldn't reach me to melee destroy me, so I sat there for awhile, shooting it with arrows until it died. It took many arrows.",I also played as a stealth archer and had to use flames to kill it +vincent lol,LOL +thank you! she gets shaved to look like a lion about once a month and it leaves enough floof to make a second cat,pictures pls op +Repost alert! REPOST ALERT!,"Didn't realise more than one person can say a joke, it's not like I know every damn joke on this website." +Please switch if it isn't working. Please switch off if what you're doing is not working I understand you got that cool new Hanzo gold bow but trust me you wont be able to buy that sick new gold Widowmaker gun if we lose so listen to what your team has to say and well get you to plat. Thank You,'ur just a meta-tard huhuhu gold damage on Junkrat' +Am I the only one who thinks the new intro music sucks bigtime? Its super gay and I miss the old one which was atleast giving you the feeling you are gonna play a game and not logging into the chatroom for the k-pop cover band from the usa.,I mean they gotta appeal to edgy 10 year Olds because that's who they think play this game +why was a snake created which pushed Eve to sin against hashem? Acknowledge that point.,"The snake was created to tempt eve because without temptation there is no difficulty to following what hashem commands, and without overcoming difficulties there is no personal growth." +***Most valuable and Positive Elixir Fire Spirit***,*Positive elixir trade intensifies* +That's... not why girls friendzone guys? Why can't nice guys accept that they've been rejected for other reasons than the bitch that I liked loves dramatic muscular assholes?,It can't possibly be because the woman in question isn't attracted to said man. +What would be the most powerful opening to TLOU2? As in what do you think should happen right as you press play game.,Im not sure if I'd rather have a montage of happiness between ellie and joel or just get right to the action and have the fireflies burning down jackson. +I always ran away from it then would go back and blast it off the side of the mountain when I got the last word of Unrelenting force.,A +Asian Teen Fucked Hard In The Forest,yooooooo +Ok Im probably not going to sit naked on my wooden floor building a pc.. Otherwise thanks,But... but static electricity... +"Thank you all I come and go here a lot and post really actively when I'm in a bad spot, but then get quiet for awhile, too. But having this group means so much to me. Thanks for always being there.","Glad you're here too, buddy." +"I believe you can get a boot as well. Takes forever, though.",Golden turnips are *WAY* rarer though. +What book has the best black humor?,Huckleberry Finn. +"Yo check my comment history for today. I literally posted the exact same comment over there and now have alot of replies calling me an idiot crybaby because i'm jealous of their team's success. Idk man, if i got in 6 car accidents in 6 months, my benefit of the doubt is out of the picture and my license would probably be suspended. I'm just saying.","but see, it wouldn't be your fault, it's just your driving motion" +You forgot the original esport: StarCraft,And Starcraft is dead. +The police is spying on and blocking Internet access to North Dakota pipeline protesters through cell site simulators without a warrant,"Wow I'm so surprised the police are using shady, immoral, and illegal tactics to get their way." +It's a fake,How do you know? +"About to head out to the stadium soon with my Dolphins fan husband. Last time I took him to a game in Baltimore, we beat them 26-10, so I feel pretty good :)",Isn't that spousal abuse? +Bush did Harambe.,What show is this? +Gtk+ or QT/KDE are the usual suspects.,Don't forget enlightenment! +i do flat and incline on the same day,but that would be 16 sets per week for your chest then +"How far into your transition did you legally change your name? Or when do you plan to if you haven't yet? I'm really just curious more than anything. I had my name legally changed a little over a month ago after ages of trying to decide whether I wanted to keep my family name or not (I did, by the way).",It was the first thing I did. +Thoughts on Starks?,I'm rolling with him over Gurley PPR cause I'm fed up with Gurley and his BS lol +"heads up, the top comment is a huge picture of a guy's asshole because edgy or something so NSFW","For the people that are totally fine with seeing a guy's asshole: the top comment is now a picture of a woman's vagina filled with shit, because edgy or something." +Trump made gains among POC voters as compared with Romney. Trump pulled as much of the white vote as Romney did in 2012,Wow! +He literally answered that in the video. Its a bug that its yet to be fixed.,Blizzard will definitely fix it! +"I Do Not Want a Division 2, This game could be improved into something so great. Lets face it the story feels... well incomplete would love to see more missions or even a way to make our own, this game has so much more potential. Instead of kinda scrapping the game and starting the division 2,would love this world to be built on more.",They could add gearsets +"Why is it that Oklahoma is completely out of discussion? They haven't lost since week 3 and they're 10-2 with a conference championship. Plus, they just had absolute control of a game against number 11. Only trailed for a total of 6 minutes. They deserve to be in the conversation more than Michigan IMO.",0 defense +My dog graduated from training!,Looks just like that photogenic gecko +"Copy pasted from a previous reddit post about this, would credit the author, but they deleted their account: Corporations do not make decisions based on ethics or political notions. The CEO and management staff are legally obliged to make decisions that will maximize the profits of the companies share owners. That is the sole reason for the existence of corporations. They are nothing more than profit machines. The ignorance with regard to this on Reddit really annoys me. I used to be a communist but have since come to believe that it's a pointless movement. However, at the same time, I still get quite angry when I see people who support the capitalist system voice their complaints when the actions of a corporation don't live up to their moral standards. Take the OP for example. I hope IBM was just ignorant of how [evil the Nazi's were]. What does he think IBM is? Does he think there's a person sat at a desk somewhere who is IBM? Does he not realise that had the CEO gone to the board of directors and said I've decided to pull out of Germany, one of the biggest economies in the world whose government want to work with us for moral reason. he would have been fired and replaced on the spot. Yes what IBM did was wrong, but any corporation that had a chance to make money out of Nazi Germany did do. The only reason they wouldn't is if the cost benefit analysis showed pissing off people who hated the Nazis was unprofitable in the long run. I mean really, do you think all this Green bullshit and stores charging you for plastic bags has anything to do with a certain retail chain giving two shits about the environment? Do you think Tesco provide free range eggs becuase they give a flying fuck if their chickens ever get a chance to fly in their otherwise miserable caged up lives? It's all about Profit. If a corporation could get away with it and it was profitable to do so, they would kidnap you and force you to work on an assembly line somewhere barely feeding you enough to keep you alive. Corporations are beyond good and evil, such words have no relevance to them. They are all about profit and to hell with everything else.",Then they should just use slave labor. +Ye taking the piss lads? We got a fucking medal.,Robbed we were. +2-1 tho???,100% sure they all kicked Swindlezz after he feeded non stop again and someone else was playing instead of him +Does it? I would say there is a strong crossover.,They just usually stick to one facet to stay humble +"Feed Lane carry lane isn't that fun, but I still play it anyways","Yeah the biggest problem with siege is that because it has a low player base, if you win a lot of games it will start giving you really bad teammates to lower the average elo of the team and then you end with a game of which teams winning lane can carry harder." +why did the eagles get rid of eric rowe?,cause we got mckelvin and mills +No one voted for her to win. What's baffling is how the party is still playing the blame game instead of taking responsibility for this loss. You can't put a wall-street goon up as the candidate and expect the sanders people to actually go vote.,"Yeah, how dare the Democratic party expect the liberals to vote for them!" +Check back with me in 4 years and let's see how delusional I seem then.,Here's me hoping that you and I are delusional as fuck. +wentz hasnt given up and hes showing some grit,idc it's chase daniel's team to lose now +Is your dad any good?,"Oh he's AMAZING, but his teammates always suck" +"Form what I've seen, it's a whole lot easier to cover up your actual weight with a clothes. Someone can be pretty overweight but they look just fine as long as their body isn't stretching the clothes. In that sense, I'm sure you can see a difference without a shirt on. Give it time.",The real solution here is to go to work without your shirt. +Peyton didn't play on good teams?,"Dude, Peyton only ever played for scrub teams..." +Ive made a simple comparsion between Japan and my country.,wow the japan has 15 months? +"It's pretty obvious to me that Saiba's the scarily OP final villain that the MC has to beat at the end of this shonen. It should actually be a pretty amusing battle between Soma and his dad. Of course, Erina would have to be one of the judges.","Soma has never beat him once out of all their competitions, it will definitely come back as a major plot point." +"FS - Supreme Burgundy Bogo Hoodie, size XL, located in the US, tried on only",$50 shipped just to US? +Noooooo,"Okay, good to know you can carry on an intelligent conversation." +A new poll shows an astonishing 52% of Republicans incorrectly think Trump won the popular vote,Why do we keep talking about things that do not matter? +I put the blame on the english language's stubborn use of Hs in weird places,"You're cool bud, I hold anyone willing to commit their time to this sort of thing for free in the highest esteem." +"Fortunately for us, we are more informed than previous generations. Don't see we the people falling for that school repository bullshit.",? +Property in Detroit - How much is it?,"I think they have a special deal where an adjacent neighbor can have an empty lot combined with their own, that may be what they were talking about." +I don't think anyone blames Hillary for causing Benghazi. I've mostly heard people blaming her for not rescuing the US personnel we had at the embassy.,"lol, at the RNC in july, the mother of one of the deceased gave an entire speech blaming hillary for it." +ets - Divine Light (Prod. Borgatti),"I'm a simple man, I see Ets I upvote." +How to properly murica...,"But but but but everyone else is supposed to live their life the way I live mine, and if they don't they should be fined and imprisoned because they're liberal cucktards!" +"Definitely edited for time, however, sometimes they'll upload the full interview online, like this interview",the full interview is not available for peple outside the US +"Defend the antiquarian, the grave robber and the highway man. I have been playing for a bit over a hundred hours but these three stand out as being rather underwhelming. The only advantage of the antiquarian is that she can hit any position, but she's not that hard hitting. The grave robber seems outclassed by both the bounty hunter and the arborist and does not seem to have much to offer. The highwaymen just doesn't seem to offer anything other than damage. They only ability that is interesting on him is his parry, but that's not really enough. I am looking for people's reasons for using these classes so I might better understand them.",arborist Is she the person that provides the Giants with the trees? +What's been wrong with the EVGA?,I wanted something perfect for a pentium extreme +For real. Cardinals fans might be the most civil group of fans we've encountered this season,Idk the cowboys thread last week was pretty civil +And they don't stop cumming...,And they don't stop cumming... +James Comey did this,you forgot the +"Has anyone been to Nashville? As much as I loved it the whole place seems like a death trap. Knob and tube wiring galore, shaky structural standards, and little room for exits.",Building codes are socialistic and repress our freedoms! +"No way. Gotta be willing to take Dave O'Brien or there's no deal. I love DO as much as any Red Sox fan, but I'm not giving up one of the kids for a play-by-play guy short of Vin Scully 50 years ago.",Not sure if +Sir this a gender neu- Sir? SIR?! DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?,Stop assuming my pronoun. +"Trump had no solutions, no points. He just rambles about cybering with China and stuff.","and hillary calls him racist and sexist, both are pretty bad." +"It's not like, punishing a mistake, it's just like, capitalizing on someone being stupid. Um isn't that the same thing...?","Think he's trying to say mistakes are one off things you can't bank on happening, but you can bank on the D3 player/doublelift being overextended maybe?" +"You would think they would love the supposed push for sharia law, it has so much in common with their ideals...","Not only that, they also love invading france and causing explosions, as the good nazis they are." +What are you wearing for Halloween?,A gorilla suit with a ragdoll shaped like a small child +At 24:40 in KDM vs IMT game 2 both pobelter and edge (the midlaners) had exactly 244 CS.,nice +How to properly murica...,Apparently unless you live in Alaska or Hawaii +Can someone tell me what's going on with my event bar?,It died. +"What did u guys pull with the tickets? (Japan) I got phy broly and FP frieza, so happy. Whatabout u guys?",Jack shit. +"And I was having such a nice day, too...",Smh can't escape it around here +Have you read the sidebar?,"I have, just let them get on with it." +I literally woke up this morning with a dozen messages in my inbox telling me this lol XD. Thanks anyway!,"That's precisely why I made the comment lol, I should have used a" +"Well we're talking about getting banned off the sub-reddit. I also don't really think r/The_Donald is brigading anything. At least not anymore. Its kind of hard for them not to have some spill over into other subs having, what? 300k subs?","Everyone goes on reddit for exactly one subreddit, and any spillover is always the result of brigading." +Special delivery! Anyone order a car in a sack?,What kind of car is that? +Whats Bertz role on this team anyway? 4th line grinder? Top 6? I just cant figure him out.,He'll be an upgraded Abdelkater at his peak +Romantic bathtub time,WTF? +i happen to love that movie.,There are dozens of us! +Maxwell's platinum record that I found in my basement,He might want that back. +And they're mad that he has a direct route to the people without the liberal media as a filter.,Dem - I think it's great our leaders can connect to us unfiltered. +Honest Question Celtics fans why does Amir Johnson shoot 3s?,He thought he was Kevin Love for a second +Negrete is a common Romanian name. Maybe his family is originally from Romania? Varna is less than 100 miles from the Romanian border. He might have been living with relatives in Romania (which has large German speaking communities).,"Negrete is also a common last name in Spanish, much more likely he is Latino." +The Flintstones comment section: Then and Now,"Thank god for the change, the old comments were cancer and had 0% grandness" +More deck slots are definitely needed. Great ideas!,The technology simply isn't there yet. +New Card,Needs to be a 6 elixir common to counter the meta +Make Opressor Mines affected by Resilience already She's been in the game for a year now and nobody never thought about this. A permanently slowness from a safe range is really annoying to play against,SHOOT THE GOD DAMN MINE IT TAKES ONE FUCKING BULLET JESUS CHRIST IT'S LINE OF SIGHT IT DOES NOT GO THROUGH WALLS IT LITERALLY SHOWS YOU WHERE IT IS SHOOT IT +Sunlight hitting precisely the inside of this toilet.,In the 0% chance this hasn't been said yet... Holy shit. +How Many Crisis Actors Can You Find In This #PizzaHoax Gunman Article? Not One Witness Saw The Gunman?! WTF?,I'd be in a laughing mood too if someone came into the restaurant with an assault weapon. +The new rules killed the Eform system which was actually helping get the wait times down. Which is a negative for me as I used that system and liked it. Got my second SBR that way.,"I live in New York, what is this being allowed to own fun things of which you speak?" +How tf did you get those bapes,HOW SWAY +To be fair I do hate all of ios 10 and I'm just waiting for the jailbreak so I can fix this awful update,The jailbreak train is real! +"Yeah, he sent this after I posted a picture on a lesbian subreddit...",*sigh* Fucking mainstream porn... +"10 Man 2QB Standard. **Gronk** + **Tyrell Williams** for **Greg Olsen** + **Isaiah Crowell** *My Team* QBs: Cousins, Bradford, Siemian RBs: CJ Anderson, Christine Michael, Darkwa, Dion Lewis, Doug Martin WRs: Julio, Tyrell Williams, Snead, Coates, Chris Hogan TEs: Gronk, Ertz",Do you need another RB? +My view today at the Rogers Santa Claus Parade,"The worst part are the adults that take the spots up front and don't let children in, all so they can take a pic of something they'll never look at again." +"Are you familiar with what Dan Savage has had to say about these situations? If not, you might find his approach interesting or helpful. Just a suggestion. No shame in handling things your own way. :)",Can you provide a link or two to what he said? +Or Nick Cave.,These are two of the big omissions that surprised me the most based on what music NPR generally covers +"Lets take a minute to analyze this. One can, with relative certainty, assume that 100% of newborns are virgins. The world birth rate is about 131 million per year. How are those infants conceived? Fucking. Pretty much every time someone has sex with the goal of procreation, they are fucking for virginity, and, with a steadily increasing world population, they are succeeding. It makes for a funny sign, but it falls apart under any scrutiny.","So, where exactly do you fall on the spectrum?" +"It is a fact that certain tribes, such as the Cherokee, Choctaw and Chickasaw, engaged in chattel slavery and traded slaves with the European settlers. Kinda ruins this kumbaya story.",Quit spouting that white-supremacist propaganda! +"You're not drowning them, just waterboarding them a little bit","All babies are born muslim, and we have to waterboard the christ into them." +simply being polite. it shouldn't hurt your ego to say thanks or please,"But If I'm not rude to you, how will I feel smug and superior to you?" +"No shit. They can't vote legally, but with a license in hand there is nothing physically stopping them from doing it.","You don't know anything, but it doesn't keep you from talking." +"I am glad I'm not the only one who thought this... I get the guy is making things look effortless, but idk...maybe Mullen was simply one of a kind?",I'm guessing you don't skate? +Chinese Consortium Buys 40% Stake in Pakistan Stock Exchange,Can somebody explain what this means? +a national day to celebrate the birth of each chaos god (malal as well but no one knows that day exist),It's the 1st of the 19month Gods do you know nothing? +"Right on! He's 10 and has been the thru the wringer for at least a year. 3am: Barron, honey, wake-up, put on your tie, the adults are going wacko","Donalds own son doesn't even think he's dad's fit for president, he's falling asleep on the winning night" +John Key helped you get ahead? That man has refused to tackle any of the large issues this county has been facing. I couldn't be happier he's gone.,He didn't bring in any additional taxes for his Real Estate business. +"If that is outside the hospital, there will be tuberculosis bacteria as well as a shit load of resistant superbugs..",Mmmm.... +i really wish it was a rogue class card. Aggro pirate rogue is a really fun deck,but by then they would have to make shadow rager a neutral and we cant have that can we? +Heavy heart,Andanar forgot his +"As a hooker was dressing, she turned to her customer and asked..... Have you just gotten out of prison? Yeah, the guy replied. How did you guess? Is it because I wanted to have sex from the rear? Partly. She said. But more because when we finished, you ran around in front of me, bent over, and shouted, 'YOUR TURN.'",Dave and his shenanigans. +I remember being able to box an enemy mech into a corner and pulverise it as it couldn't get away the last time they looked at collisions. good times. Not so much when a clueless team mate boxes you into a wall and you couldn't get away :/,Now we just need knockdown so everybody involved in that little scrum starts falling over. +Tried to draw BB with my eyes closed,i think the teeths are a little bit far from the mouth +Reading that it sounds like you're living in a zombie apocalypse world.,Maybe he is from Detroit? +"I'd just call them the Baltics. East and west and like regions rather than directions, just like Baltics, Balkans, Nordic countries.",But Estonia isn't a Baltic country! +"Windows arent that big of a deal tbh, you can just shoot charge as he places it (and i think Castle is actually beneficial for Fuze for that reason) or even break the barricade itself. Ceiling on the other hand is very hard to pinpoint if you are not prepared, but Fuze has to be inside to do it and not every plant has breachable ceiling.","there are maps that have a hatch on the roofs, I think it's mainly kafe, en the biker clubhouse, not sure about any other maps." +"If you know the bit under the stairs on Chalet, just sprint at that while mashing space, you'll get into a gap underneath",Thank you kindly +.gif image format. It's either a hard G or soft G but nobody can agree on which one.,It's the same as the G sound in gorgeous. +"Best jailor I've ever seen I roll invest and get jailed n1. Jailor doesn't talk and I claim invest. N2 rolls around and I'm jailed again. Telling I'm I'm invest, he doesn't talk and I get executed. 12/10 jailor here guys.",The Bert has been found +"Little bit of morning frost, Kenilworth in England",Not sure if Warwick student... +It doesn't fit the theme. It's Minecraft. Look at it! HD doesn't warrant implementation.,"Sure, it fits better in the Windows 10 Edition" +As long as your last name isn't Southern we're all good here.,"shit, gotta run!" +It's normal to him.,i hope people stop kinkshaming kira hes just misunderstood +France will shut down all coal-fired power plants by 2023,Haven't they heard about clean coal? +Heatwave offers ^^^^,11 crates +We have a very large Mennonite community here in South Ontario. A mixture of High and Low German. We also have a large community of Schwaben (French German.) You can really hear the accent on that one. I myself am a mix of Schwaben and High German on my Mother's side. Father is Irish/English. Canada is a melting pot..,"No, we're a cultural mosaic!" +How could they fake it?,"The same way they faked the moon landings, of course!" +Bent the knee? Your confusing fantasy with reality again bud.,Everyone knows it was an arrow to the knee. +eu dau note logaritmic. imi place sa induc lumea in eroare,scara richter e logaritmica +I miss the real National Geographic,"Yeah but, Christians are slowly being more and more persecuted by the mainstream media...." +ahaha the ol' I asked a stupid question online and now I look stupid so I'm just going to say 'BAITED ECKS DEE' to cover it up,Can't see any humor? +Bone cancer in starving children! WOHO!,I was joking because OP said his parents thank god for everything good that happens in their life... fuck haha do i need an +"Bob Bradley: Swansea boss' appointment 'bad decision' by board, says Andy Legg","No, he deserved this job, it's just that everybody was discriminating against American managers and nobody wanted to give him a chance at a level he deserves" +"I had a similar situation. If you feel your name displays personal information, create a ticket with Oculus. They'll make exceptions for cases like that. I made a ticket and withing 2 days my name was changed, was great support",To the top! +MarieAnne Split Jerk and Squat 80kg,"Damn, I don't think I could do that, and I'm a 6'2 210lbs guy" +Why is it always quantum mechanics?,"This guy is obviously smarter than the father of quantum mechanics, come on guys." +another shining example of socialist policy,You don't understand it's not *true* socialism +25 keys + adds Heatwave 25 keys firm. Adds: * Paragon Cert Dominus Snakeskin * Octane Distortion * Lobos * Breakout snakeskin * 2x Painted Visor (Pink + skyblue) **Edit**: Can't trade for 1 hour 30 minutes due to timers.,25 Keys + Lobos for my Heatwave and you got yourself a deal. +"Well, some people do. The fucked up thing that people are discussing here is that this is only true when your employer isn't an asshole, i.e. there's no law requiring overtime pay or any PTO for *every* American. Plenty of Americans just get zero overtime, zero PTO, a crappy hourly rate, and crumbling labor rights. Yet they still keep voting for union-busting Republicans.",Because unions are scary job-reducers! +I really wishes every league had a playoff like the MLS does,"Yeah, gouging fans for playoff tickets is sooooo great!" +How hard is it to get a good bronto platform saddle? What drops have it and can I get a blueprint Thanks,You can only get high end saddles from the deep sea crates/desert crates and although you *can* get blueprints you probably don't want one because of the crazy crafting requirements (until tek anyway). +"Respawn, you are a bunch of greedy bastards",It's horse armor all over again. +Still one of my favorite ways to wear eyeliner on my hooded eyes.,T U T O R I A L U T O R I A L +Donald Trump Plans to Review Dakota Access Pipeline After He Takes Office,Thanks orange leader +"If you think discussion about that trash has only taken place on that sub and not *anywhere else on the internet*, I dunno what to tell you bub.",But reddit is the internet +Repealing Obamacare to be first on Senate agenda in 2017,We demand the freedom to die without healthcare. +People care about cases like these more because they could've been so easily have been prevented. Like not having an open border.,I agree with spez here. +"Highest guy on the planet throws a perfect pitch, what's your excuse?",Far from perfect +Do you play destiny?,"there is no playing destiny, you just load up crucible and wait to lag out now" +LF2M Aksis HM P2,Schmelkov 400 warlock +"Wait, frikandel is not just this weird thing only Dutch people eat? I'm genuinely surprised.",I've eaten it in Chile +"People had been asking standard christian questions for hundreds of years before 1820. Mormon doctrine was specifically tailored to answer those questions. It should not be a surprise to anyone that Mormonism has answers to those kinds of questions. Sadly, Mormonism was created to answer the questions of 1830 and not the questions of 2016. That is why there is a whole chapter in the BoM devoted to infant baptism and nothing regarding same-sex marriage, abortion, women's rights, etc...","Which I guess would be okay since they have a current prophet who can supply answers for all those 2016 questions, right?" +"Indeed, right-wing terrorism can be deadly. \#SupportComet",Dont you know only that Muslims can be terrorists? +"check out the series Black Mirror - they are all technology centric, several episodes include the use of implants these shows are dark. outer limits type episodes.","Shut up, roach." +ur impressed rite?,The accent immediately makes him more credible on all soccer and cheering related subjects +Worst case of texting and driving I've ever seen,the lack of airbag deployment is concerning.... +This guy lives.,You havent lived until you have reached the max level in atleast one MMO +"You jest but people saying she's dead are ridiculous, it's far more likely she's pregnant",Isn't she well liked by the North Koreans? +Hurricanes could use this guy. You guys need a right-handed D?,Sure...Spooner for Faulk straight up +"HSCOTT Motorsports suspends operation, will not compete in 2017. Charter from #46 team sold to #77 FRR Team",Greg Biffle to the #69 car confirmed! +Merry Titmas (NSFW),COUGAR ALERT! +"You'd think so, until Trump offers him a cabinet position.",But Trump only surrounds himself with winners +I wonder why?,You forgot the +"It's just painful to see her lose to trump states that Bernie won, and that's after she decided to skip over them in her arrogance.","Yeah all those States Bernie won like PA, NC, FL, OH" +I used to have one that did the same thing for people who say nonsense like Muslims never accomplish anything! but I have since lost it.,It's the same website as above +THE DATE WAS A LIE HOW DEEP DOES THIS CONSPIRACY GO??? WAKE UP SHEEPLE,INVESTIGATE 3-11! +What would be the wizarding world equivalent of your real job? For example: I'm in charge of a psychiatric hospital ward specialising in the treatment of drug addicts. So I guess I'd be somewhat of a healer in a wizarding hospital with the focus on misuse of potions. What would your job be?,I'd be Filch :( +Slow Cooker Beef Stew,Wait wouldn't searing the meat seal out all of those extra flavors? +sick brag about having an extra 100$ a month,"Yes, that is clearly the intent of my comment" +There's three joins in the logo. Three... The engine helps produce energy which is needed to help life improve. Life... And in a dual stroke engine each stroke is half of the cycle... Half. Oh. My. God.,That wasn't a stretch at all. +on this sub you can't say anything remotely criticizing though or you'll get downvoted,Such is life. +Flight diverts to Charleston when baby born in the air,You can bet she got charged for that extra carry-on too. +"TIL that solstices, the days with either the most or least sunlight, don't have either the earliest or latest sunrises or sunsets of the year.",Are there any Flat Earthers out there that can better explain this phenomenon? +"The first colorblind person involved in an accident is going to have one nice lawsuit at hand. Josh from college, you colorblind bastard, go do this. I get a third for setting it up. And my car was green, not brown!",Says the guy with the puce car. +"How Mormons depict Native Americans. From the book, Illustrated Stories from the Book of Mormon.","Well, they are an idolatrous, and a blood thirsty people!" +United Airlines will charge extra fee for use of overhead bins,United Airlines will charge extra if you're wearing clothes. +Missed the playoffs? Post your first 5 (or top 5 in $) draft picks Ended up 5 and 8 - source (see below). 2nd to last in points scored. What was your team's downfall? Hopkins D. Martin Keenan Allen J. Stewart J. Landry,AP J. Charles Cooks Keenen Allen Jarvis Landry Combination of bad luck and drafting like a dumbass. +Sadly I have just bricked my Wii U. Everything went smoothly without error until I rebooted to test. The last thing I did was move the DS game I used into a folder so I don't ever click on it. I would be surprised if that's what caused it though.,"Thanks for the warning, can you tell in detail what happened and maybe the brick rate will go down?" +Depression and why there is no 'quick fix',My old roommate had great advice: just appreciate what you have +*THAT'S* what he was saying? I could never understand that damn line and *that's*what he said? I feel like an absolute idiot.,"It's easy, you can read the lyrics to every song on the inside of the vinyl case that everyone has." +"As a Ravens fan, Aiken is not faster than Wallace nor is he a deep ball receiver. Perriman and Moore are the other speedsters.",What about Barry Allen? +We need transparent walls,Upvoted for visibility. +The republicans have proven that obstructing the other guys then blaming them for the obstruction works. It'd be foolish *not* to do it,"Oh yeah, I forgot that being evil is allowed as long as someone else did it first" +Post your 3 most mastered champions and let others describe you. Thought it was fun last time it occurred.,Nami Cait Lulu +"It's a bug. I don't mind it, though.",Mustache Balon is the best Balon +"D-Thomas and Hyde for Zeke, who wins in a .5 PPR?",Zeke by a country mile +"Is it healthy (and frugal?) to eat Costco Rotisserie Chickens as my main source of protein? I probably eat 1/2 a chicken a day, so that's about $15/week on protein.","It's not unhealthy, but you would be better off financially if you bought the raw chicken and cooked it yourself." +Does Archons Forge give rep?,It doesn't. +boys in blue are police not military,Same thing amirite +"I will say she is likely client-side as well. I went with a friend to go find her in Gridania and she appeared to him, but not for me. Likely to add to the spoopiness of it all. Devs playing tricks on the community: Did you see that? See what? You didn't see that figure appear just now? What are you talkin' about?","You have to finish the Tam-Tara Deepcroft (Hard) in order to see her ghost, according to the wiki." +"Unpopular opinion, but I'd love Sub base from MW2","Derailed was, in my opinion, one of the best Modern Warfare 2 maps" +"Continue the Lyrics! You know how this works, post a lyric as a top comment, and work together to continue it down the line!",I'm in love with the way we smoke that lalala +"Who is your secret waifu mistress, that your true waifu must never find out about? I suppose if your waifu is Lala Deviluke, she'd be okay with it.",Why go down the NTR path when you could go for the harem option? +Looking at you The Walking Dead,But we could have had a cool cliffhanger to have us talking all year! +"And if you want to charge while listening you'll need a lightning to lightning 2x hub, a lightning to 3.5mm connector, and a 3.5mm to 2.5 mm adapter.",We must go deeper +"Shouldn't need one. If you're constantly late, that's your fault.",That answers the question. +"What???? I'm totally not a bot! I perform normal human activities such as eating, bathing, and sleeping!","You cannot prove you are *not* a bot, ergo, you are a bot." +Are you offering your services?,"If such services were required, I do believe I could be of assistance." +"Multiplayer wise or campaign wise? The multiplayer was a letdown, yeah. To be fair though, the multiplayer for CoD has been on a steady-decline since MW2. However, single player wise, Black Ops was one of the best CoD games in my opinion.",cant forget WaW +FULLY AUTOMATED LUXURY GAY SEX ANDROIDS,If I buy them in pairs can I have a threesome with exceptionally attractive bisexual fembots? +"Yeah but is he really the right choice? When was the last time a running back led a team to a championship? You don't need a great one to win. You do need a secondary, o-line, and most importantly a QB. (Which we may or may not have in Petty/Hack)",The 2016 cowboys +"Alright, alright, al... ooh unlimited cheeseburgers!",That's what I like about cheeseburgers... I keep getting fatter and they stay the same weight +Sounds like a bad hollywood movie script tbh,If somebody told you that about 9/11 (had it not happened) you'd say the same. +Klay not knowing what to do with his hands again,"Don't worry, he'll have his hands full later tonight." +Rodney absolutely jams it home,See that's the kind of play where you're not on the same page defensively I saw as a get out of the way of the freight train coming down the paint known as Rodney Hood +Reading the responses to this is scary. My parents couldn't give a shit that a foreign nation influenced our election. I thought it would at least piss my father off since he used to ground us for not dropping everything we were doing when the national anthem came on. Seriously the guy gets mad AF if you don't stand and have your hand over your heart before every football game but can't be bothered with this. This country is fucked.,People fought and died so that I could have the freedom to force other people to have the same political stance as I do or else I will punish them. +Could you explain 'ghosting'?,"I believe it's when you seemingly checked out fine according to the site, but you don't actually end up getting the piece." +"Kingdom Hearts won't happen, every KH only has a physical release, and I'm almost positive it's due to the Disney characters, Digital Download would require some contract/limit, just like Castle of Illusion got pulled from Steam because the contract Disney made.",Pretty sure 2.8 is going to be the first to release digitally +Period Lvl 100: Now with shit cannons and flamethrowers,You mean a normal period? +"Can you expand on phantom barrel? I saw someone pull of a wonderful one the other day on the main sub, and my ping is usually decent (15-30ms), but I can't get it off. I think it's something with positioning, but it never seems to be useful/worth the risk of fucking up by one milisecond. How do you abuse it?","Tip for doing phantom barrel/ one part combo: Use Q slightly out of the max range (so u r sure ur q is a max range q) , as soon as u see the animation of Q starts, place another barrel" +Try a dark chocolate and tobacco mix it's really smooth and aromatic sweet but not too sweet,"Oh shit, this sounds like a winner." +jews and muslims boycott san francisco,I thought SF banned religion? +How soon?,"First sets will be packaged today, shipped tomorrow." +We got the Flex for SNF vs Tampa Bay,"Not America's Team though, because I'll be neither of those games get huge ratings" +There needs to be a real penalty for dying and not returning to your corpse. Gold penalty is whatever; this isn't like vanilla where 10K made you richer than a Saudi Prince. Rez sickness penalizes you for not returning to your corpse and finishing the challenge that killed you.,Especially true when that challenge is a cliff you can impossibly get back up without grappling hook or flying... +"Glaz holding a CAMRS and Kapkan holding a D50, ok.","Oh, the joys and wonders of press pictures and concept art." +"SP3 Dying at 50% battery dafuq? Started happening a few weeks ago at 20%, now its here. Is it done for?","Wasn't there an issue a whilst back with Surface batteries, or is that un-related." +Half naked women get thousands of upvotes. How about our boys in blue?,Just let it die already. +Ahahaha. This is amazing. It feels like it should be in either a Kill Bill movie or the title sequence of an anime.,I now crave for more jazz-movie-i-fied covers of DnB classics. +Gotta love the apologists in the comments just lapping up the cop propaganda about them setting explosives. If they were Chinese I bet they'd believe rolling tanks into Tiananmen square was really about putting down counter-revolutionary riots,Well those are the same kinds of people to love on Deng Xiaopeng and his market reforms so they probably would've fucking adored Tiananmen square. +Is Varane even better than Tah or some random CB I found,Is varane even better than Diego Reyes? +Actually you've got it all wrong its a giant fraud by the us govnmt to discredit fake news it was just a regular pizza place the whole time,A false flag that they've been planning for years! +"LAG with three ports gives very little benefit over LAG with two ports. The reason being is that the hashing algorithm is based around Base2 numbers, so by having a non-base2 number of ports involved, you are gaining very little.",Third port's a checksum! +I've never been so happy to be married. I think I'll just continue to let my wife do that for free and wait to see how this plays out.,I'm sure no married people will be getting wanked off by robots. +Thanks,"No need to thank, But why LedIV over Led III?" +I'm so happy this ad has gone worldwide. It makes my Australian heart so happy.,"What about your other hearts, are they happy too?" +Man I don't like the longevity of this phone. Just last me 1yr lol. Already rma'ed due to screen defect once,Because literally every phone made outside of this one has never been RMAd before. +It's a good thing I live in 15th and Kilbourn or I'd be in real trouble...,You in the house next to sigma kappa? +"The name of the music in the last cutscene. What is the name of the music in the last cutscene of SL? If you have finished the Golden Freddy VHard mode and got all stars, you know what I am talking about.",Springt - Rap's Return +Will Smith is one of your owners tho,That was an April fool's joke. +Ferg wants more money to fight Khabib,Sign of mental weakness or just wants that cheddar +So many stem redditors shit on non-stem majors. Life is so interesting you shouldn't limit yourself to the technical careers,lol go get a job hippy +"In your opinion, what is the most clever lyric you've ever heard in a song?","I'm looking for answers that require no proof The song is called Hallucinations by the Bumpin' Uglies, and the singer was talking about alcohol proof" +winter Tires What winter tires does everyone recommend?,balding gatorskins i havent changed in years. +"i tend to agree. the newness of a multitude of tittays at the click of a button.... before that, i was stealing playboys from the public library.",playboys in public library...? +"Reddit, what do you do when you're bored?",Reddit. +Costco uses slave labour for their low prices.,All people who expend their labour are slaves. +Maybe it's epic in German standards?,Yeah raising your eyebrows ever so slightly is considered a huge overreaction in Germany. +"Thats not how brake checking works. If there's someone following you too close then you brake check them, not the other way around. There'd be no way for him to do that if he was behind you.",Wait... you mean brake checking isn't when you get up so close to them you can check their brakes? +U,R +"I am on my 7th year acting in a Haunted Attraction. Ask me anything! It's right around that time of year again... So I figured this would be entertaining. As the title said, I've just started my (about) 7th year working in a Haunted Attraction. I spent 6 years in one, and then bounced around helping friends out for a season, then took a couple years off, and now I'm back because I have no self control. Ask whatever you wish!","I assume you get paid, what is the money like?" +"They still don't allow topless beaches, though. Progressive on some things; conservative on others.",As if we have any secret bay for this purpose +"If you could call yourself five years ago and had 30 seconds, what would you say?","Marry her, and don't waste money buying a new car!" +"Off-topic, but why is the board in the back with the alphabet on it missing the 'I'?",There is no I in the team! +Google Trail of Tears that's how they took my ancestor's lands the last time.,Well why don't you go cry about it +I've been riding a lot for 5 years now and had 4 people threaten to kill me with their cars because I'm on the road.,you obviously should have shot them in the face +"Depends on how you look at it. Nature provides us with essentially free resources. 'But harvesting/transforming it into products costs work', well yes, but some people love their work and I strongly belief that we could organize it in such a way that it's always done through choice and a 'labor of love is no labor at all'.",Air is only free because big gub-mint is stopping me from polluting it. +Trump's Tax Plan Would Hit Single Parents the Hardest,But isn't that their own fault for being single? +I'm sure a lot of people would read that and think they have the right to punch you in the face.,Your rights end where mine begin might be a better way of putting it +"Yea but they're rich, have you learned nothing in the age of Capitalism?",Because in communist countries the powerful elites are always held accountable +"My dad was about 5'10. He was a plumber. Mother fucker was basically Wario. Well over 300 lbs and could use his belly while slouched as a table for the salsa for his chips, but while I was fit and of college age compared to his late 30s I couldn't hold a candle to those tree trunks for arms. If my dad wanted to horse around, it would take everything I had in both arms to stop him from bringing one arm casually down like a tiger claw into my chest. There was one day I was actually successfully holding a single arm back. He just stops. Stares into my eyes ponderously and proudly, You've gotten strong. I'm 20, and its like, the time my dad recognized me as a man because I could stop just ONE of his arms from moving.",It's called old man strength... it comes with age. +"Right, but apostrophes also denote possession most of the time for third person. Pronouns, like his, her, and its are exceptions. *Exceptions* are the bitch.","You mean I shouldn't have been using his's, hers's, yours's and mine's all this time?" +I'm out of the loop: Are we winning? When is the nearest major anti globalists event in Germany? (Elections?),"I don't think anyone knows for sure if we're winning tbh... We're getting stronger, the question is whether we'll be strong enough!" +"I was not aware of that. I thought that they had a free ID you could get to vote with. If it is a payed for ID, I don't see how that wouldn't constitute a Poll tax.",Exactly. +"An invoice? Jesus dude, really?",It was really a dick pic. +No way. No lie?,"Yup, when I first saw the pic I'm like is that... and then I saw San Antonio and said totally has to be..." +Reminds me of my post when I upgraded our 7K using ISSU and brought down our DC for 3 hours. Talk about some bugs eh?,Hate it when that happens... but ISSU should not have taken down both 7Ks at once.... +Apple just told the world it has no idea who the Mac is for,it certainly isn't for me. +Duo=video calling?!?!,Forgot the +Got to meet Belichick,I think he likes you! +"Meaning? How does that actually impact me? I downloaded a mod for Mass Effect 1 that unlocks its memory limitation so I could install an HD texture pack, is there not something similar for Skyrim?","There is, but like ME1, its only a LAA patch, the game is still limited to 4GB as it's only a 32 bit exe." +my anxiety over it is really bad too. I deal when it happens but I spend a lot of time before and after it dreading the inevitable and obsessing. it's unhealthy and yes I've been in therapy. just reading this post made me a little panicky. hah.,I'm sorry :( +Not reddit,But r/news just reports facts and facts alone... +What is the creepiest thing to have hundreds of and refer to as My babies?,Human babies. +THE MONK?! I should listen to this series...,"This is the first time the Monk has appeared in the 8th Doctor box sets, but yes, you should listen to it." +"I never thought about this... wow. Im having a mindfuck. My only explanation would be perhaps it is a digital scope, and there is a tiny camera near the muzzle which displays the image on the circular scope screen .. maybe?","Yeah it's about 8 frames on ps4, and I think 7 on pc" +He already noted a 2020 run.,Hey says a lot of things. +What do you think of a man that has never been in a fight?,"I have a feeling this will get down voted, but a person who has never been in a fight is in no way a threat to me or anything that is important to me." +More specifically?,Top men. +That the group was rigged? Idk,"I feel like our group was rigged, it's been rigged for the past few years" +#NAME?,But he plays so well against T4 French teams! +Today on 'Jenelle butchers the English language',But but but I thought she was book smart? +"I could care less about balance changes (I'm not good at the game) but my god there better be a list of general enhancements/fixes in the change list. Like quicker loading times, streamlined UI menus, netcode enhancements, input lag reduction, etc, etc","I won't lie, the fact that Capcom has not even *teased* such improvements despite them being aware of how happy they'd make the community has me really worried that Season 2 might just be a balance update plus new characters..." +"Fine, the Army Weekend Corps of Combat.",And sometimes disaster relief. +They weren't talking about Parliamentary Sovereignty. They voted for demagogues. People want power for themselves.,"Oh yes, the absolutely horrifying prospect of popular sovereignty" +"Rank the most competitive Crossfit regionals to qualify from for the games. I was curious as to what region people think is toughest to win one of the 5 sports to the games. I was thinking perhaps Europe with all the Icelandic machines, especially the women's side. But I would also think a number of the central USA regions would also be up there. Also where would a Crossfitter go wanting the easiest spot to the games?","Nice try, Dan Bailey." +"Im already one of those. I hope someone runs you over with a car, shits in your mouth and staples it shut and impales your asshole with a shotgun and drops a fridge on your head. And then pulls the trigger.",And the guy who does not get the Family Guy reference is.... +um am i colorblind bc that looks like light green to me,Its like a teal +I enjoy your writing style. Wanted to tell you that.,Oh bless your heart. +"TIL in the UK the gov't funds a service which you can notify about a person sleeping rough during winter, and they will find that person and arrange a bed for the night.",There was a student in Manchester who died a year or so ago because he was that drunk on his way home he passed out and it was winter :( +This is a joke right? And just when Samsung seemed to have the upper hand over Apple...,Research shows that headphone jacks cause cell phones to explode. +Boned - Let It Rise,I wonder what band influenced these guys? +Source: Trump transition team requested security clearance for Flynn Jr.,What happened to all the good brain people +"ITT redditors telling me to move on from the fact that a 43 year old man gave champagne and quaaludes to a 13 year old and then engaged in oral, vaginal, and anal sex with her despite her protests and then fled the country because he thought the court was wrong for wanting to send him to prison.",But he's made AMAZING movies since then! +not everyone should be at university. i hope you find a more suitable / enjoyable path in life.,"yea I just wish I didn't waste so much time, money and suffering for nothing." +I don't get it,all germans are nazis +My Blaster Gat.,What's the finish on it? +thanks for the reply! That clears things up.,"There also would have been a lot of migration to other regions, just like there is today from the Middle East." +Downvote! Moe is the friendliest and most honest man alive. Moe is so great. He is super skilled. Probably much more skilled than Steel an all the other IBP guys together. Yet nobody makes MOE PLZ RETURN threads here on reddit. I wonder why. Moe is great.,forgot your +"Definitely plausible. They probably also view him to DH as best chance to keep him healthy, but the biggest risk to Hanley last year was the foul balls off himself","First they took the Monster away from Hanley, now 1B, next his bat." +No se si estoy solicitando un trapito o un traba.,It's a trapp +What the hell is this? It's just a guy responding to tweets.,Not Erik's fault; you clicked it asshole +Except the savings are rarely actually passed on to the consumers these days.,"Like how companies were raising prices when oil price was high stating that they were offsetting their increase in fuel cost, and now that oil prices are lower the cost of these goods are staying the same or increasing..." +I have you on the wait-list if anyone backs out. I'm not sure if I'm going to do a second bottle. This style bottle is a pain in the butt to decant from. The Black Orchid I did a while back took me forever. If I didn't have so many open splits (with a few more to come) I would be more open to it. Cheers!,I also would do 25 if there was another bottle split +# Change your flair to Russia. WE'RE TRIGGERING CUCKS,We Russia now! +Earthquake Rocks Gingerbucks.,All I see here is a QASA violation! +"Instead of chasing the experience of a lifetime, you should pursue a lifetime of experiences.",...because we all know you can't do both. +anyone remember trump's ama? fuck i was so pissed he had the gall to come here. thank god admins diminished its visibility.,"Yes, hiding it offers healthy discussion and doesn't create echo chambers" +QR Magearna (UK) Finally,"wait really i swear if this is a ruse cruise i'll, i'll CALL YOU A MEANIE OR SOMETHING" +Nightclubs to offer free drug-testing booths to check purity of cocaine and MDMA,Don't give out condoms because you are promoting sex. +(Season 2 leak) Picture evidence of Ford as a robot,"damn, this sub is always spot-on!" +"0 mana 0/0 Silence, then destroy all your minions and discard your hand. Destroy 10 mana crystals. Since bad cards exist for a reason.","You never said who's mana crystals, kappa." +You're* 1 in a million. Sorry :(,"Maybe they meant, Your 1 in a million chance of being conceived." +"So the other day i said to myself, Fuck it. This weekend, i'm going to Disneyland. (X-post r/casualconversation) You guys ever get the urge to get away, even if for a moment. Side note, I'm going this Sunday (12/11) if you want to meet up.",I'll be there Sunday at around 2ish. +How many ryze reworks until urf is next in the rotating game mode?,"Around 2, with a margain of error of 2." +Hairy Houdini,DogVid Copperfield +"You discover that your beautiful 2 year old is the wrong child from the hospital because of a mix up, what would you do?",I'd want a look at the other kid before I had to decide. +Laine one-timer from Scheifele like it was meant to be,What a clapper +HR telling Joe that Barry's super power is hope made this nerd giddy,What is this reference? +* Mark Martin * Greg Biffle * Jimmie Johnson * Kevin Harvick * Kurt and Kyle Busch,About Mark Martin..... +#FOR YOU,**TRUMP'S GONNA BE A BIG PRESIDENT** +"I don't know about this. Hobart, Patches, and Sir Finely are some of the best power cards in this deck. You'll need these cards to make the best pirate decks, whereas the best zoo decks don't require a legendary. (Just 2x Doomguard for disco or 1x Sea Giant for old school zoo.)",Hobart isn't very good... I have him and I intentionally don't put him in my list. +"College students of Reddit, how stressed are you right now with finals coming up?",Im at the can't sleep / random crying stage of stress. +"Guy joined our unit in the Army stationed in Germany, over a decade ago. Only eats in DFAC (Dining Facilities), only wears PT uniform off duty. Owns only a couple other pieces of clothing. Buys nothing, even puts socks on layaway at the PX. We invited him to the clubs and he would only go if we paid. For everything. Didn't drink though, only water. Middle of a deployment and he's about to ETS (End of Term of Service, = leave Army). He only had a 2 year contract. Ships back to Germany before flying back home to San Francisco. Buys a 3 series BMW for cash before going home. You think you have discipline? This guy was on a different level.",Hope he got an off lease one +I wouldn't consider any of those careers great though.,Never said great I said good you have multiple SBs (wins and appearances) in their and all those guys on the first list were franchise QBs at one point so there have been good black QBs in the league +What things are actually *easier* under the influence?,Dealing with other people's shit. +Aw. I recognize yours. Mainly because i agree.,So it's pronounced Mo-Ba-Eel? +"On paper, you can win the Presidency with 11 votes. 1 person (and one person only) in each of the 11 most populous states casts a vote for Candidate A. Candidate A wins 270 electoral votes. Even if you have 100% voter turnout in the other 39 states and DC and they all vote for Candidate B, Candidate A wins.",But this makes sense and it's the way it should be. +"Do any of you use controllers? I use controllers just so i can sit back in my seat and kind of chill, I have gotten used to it now and can actually play games like watch dogs 2 and battlefield 1 comfortably like it.","Dark souls, I usually use a Xbox one controller." +"In the UK, pay 72% of taxes, most of which is spent on women, suffer 98% of workplace deaths, and do all of the hard work to keep the country going. Ah yes, lazy women, not getting paid as much as men and therefore not paying as much in taxes. Oh the misandry of it all!",And I'm sure the thousand years or so of agnatic primogeniture in the peerage has nothing to do with the tax distribution. +"British workers living in poverty 'at a record high' - Housing costs are plunging millions of British people into poverty, but they're not unemployed",But whatever happens we cannot build more housing. +"I think that's a bit of an exaggeration. He will probably go up, but I don't think he'll suddenly be top support material. He has other downfalls that hurt him a lot.","If i am reading things correctly he actually has worse burst healing then before (same initial heal but rampant nerfed, and less heal per tick)." +Thats a pretty bitchin bus.,You mean faggin' +"As much as Chests get hate, they work. Over 65,000 chest rolls. (or people are just generous)",On xbox one it is 136.6k now +"Q21: Do you prefer strong, stable, majority Governments that govern in the interests of all Canadians OR a reckless group of extreme radicals burning and pillaging Canada?",Uggghh... that one was the worst. +Crazy 90 seconds in the Calgary-Dallas game,Actually that's 81 seconds. +"go back to your cave, neanderthal!","Hey shitlord, the PC term is ''toilet-seat complexion individual''." +Or a book.,Then write another book which is basically the same but with robots instead of dinosaurs. +Should have been better at the BOM.,He's gotten better at it over the years +"What is this? A Broken Isles for ants?! These isles have to be at least... three times bigger than this! (For reals though, 2-3x bigger would be more to scale).",And maybe add in the Maelstrom because there's only text. +How about a slightly fatter phone for the added battery?,Its GOTTA get thinner every year +Prob just a port. I'm hopeful for a bit of upscaling to 1080p but ain't holding my breath. The PS3 ports were pretty gorgeous already.,"The PS3 ports are already 1080p, so there should be no excuse for the PS4 ports to be any less." +"Is there a benefit for having all 6 geat set pieces? I know you only need 4, but is there something else? or just to look cool?","Definitely should be a 6 piece bonus, but alas, there's only up to a 4-piece bonus... i'd like to see 6-piece bonuses implemented at some point... even if they're just enhancers to the 4 piece i.e strikers 6 piece could remove the loss of stacks when you miss shots... even if 6-piece bonuses were introduced, they probably still would'nt be as useful as 2 HEs" +Ethnicity: non-hispanic. What is that supposed to mean? Everything but Hispanic?,there's hispanic white and non hispanic white. +John - MVP CoD Champs JKap - Won Back to Back rings Aqua - Amazing year in Blops3 and just won the first event of IW Aches - Knocked OG out at Champs and just placed 2nd Formal - Consistent throughout the whole year,"I'd put assault, octane or scump over aches tbh." +She slammed a whole bottle. She may have just been hungry. But now I don't want to put her back in the crib. We shall go again tomorrow!,Congrats on the progress you made tonight! +"I get the Press Alt+Z to share thing popping up when the game starts, but that's all that happens -- no FPS indicator, no Shadowplay, hitting Alt+Z has no effect, etc. etc.","same, but alt+z shows the UI but when i try to record it says Enable desktop recording or something like that" +Downtown Raleigh Next to Station Bar - Dog for scale,Holy cow.. that picture hurts my eyes. +"The Witches, starring Anjelica Huston. It's not scary to me now, but I can see why it would terrify the hell out of me when I was 4 yo.",I checked everybody's eyes for about a year after watching that movie. +80% Of White Evangelical Protestants Feel That They're As Persecuted As African-Americans,I would agree that their ideas are unpopular... +"Yeah, so?",I should have added: +I think our O line is excellent in pass protection but kinda average in run blocking,Why Lacy has success then? +Its a nut sack. The mirror reflection makes it look like testicles.,"Well, thank you for the mental image you just got me." +Let's do this!!! What happened in your game?,"Down 2 TD, seems like it should be more the way the few fans that have checked in have talked." +The Legendary Teleporting Titan (IB Rift),They obviously prioritized connection that match +New AMD GPUs spotted in macOS Sierra 10.12.2 Beta 5 kexts,But I thought Apple had completely abandoned the pro market and all us of us at r/apple were switching to the Surface Desk so we can draw squiggly lines with our hands +Mike Campbell and Benmont Tench are much better than pretty good.,I meant the Traveling Wilburys. +"Yeah, the guy who Idolizes Marcus Aurelius is going to become a war monger. Fucking idiots.",PSSSHT Typical Brutal Roman emperor throwing minorities to lions +"Portland also has the issue that their water isn't fluoridated, so their teeth are rooting out of their faces.","And because of the lack of fluoride, the people aren't being brainwashed into obedience" +"Same here. I'm 30, and going back for a Cyber Security Degree. But to be fair, this is a new degree that wasn't offered 10 years ago. It's only been around for 1-2 years afaik.",Good thing they named it with the current internet lingo. +"Whats the best Group/'Group of Death' that can be made for the Worlds? What is the best possible pools that can be made for the 2016 WC? Mine would be EDG, SKT AHQ, and C9","Rox,RNG,G2,C9" +States with background checks for those who buy guns and bullets also have fewer school shootings,"I don't care if kids die, I have a hunting emergency!" +"Maybe our normal state is sleep, and waking is only supposed to be a brief interruption to refuel and excrete, so we can get right back to fulfilling our destiny as Sleepy Ones.",I like this idea.. +"PSA: Don't get cute in the playoffs Been reading a lot of posts on starting guys like Ladarius Green over Greg Olsen. Detroit Def over Denver. We all know what happened to the those that started Kaep last week and tried to get cute. START YOUR STUDS. At times they may have let you down, but now is not the time to get all extreme makeover.",Should I start Brees or Wilson? +"This concept embodies one of the biggest problems with politics and politicians. They can't and won't ever admit to being wrong. Its like its a mortal offence to admit 'hang on chaps, this is turning out very well. Lets not blindly float down the river with no paddles. How about we reach the shore, assess the situation. Realise we're better off walking back to where we were.'","In fairness David Cameron admitted he was wrong to promise a referendum because of the possibility of a Leave vote succeeding, but he also hopped off that sinking ship as he did it." +How well-adjusted adults deal with poor customer service.,what a horrible piece of shit +"No it doesn't, kills don't directly corellate to mistakes (vision battle, near-kills, etc). VP is good, but can you at least wait until the finals? iGV isn't the same caliber as lgd, dc, eg, etc",Waiting till after the finals leaves no room for these kinds of posts tho +"I'm really sorry but the alternative was worse. I'm fighting for the environment, and I hope you are too, no matter how small the contribution.",I'm sure the coming trade war will go just awesome. +"Good. That was the only legitimate argument anyone had against his nomination for DNC Chair. Being Minneapolis, there won't be any shortage of people capable of filling his spot.",You forget that he's an evil anti-Semitic anti-Israel pro-Hamas/ISIS sharia-law supporting radical Muslim. +They've got his number,It's #3 +Why is Zajac's predicted goal total for the year only 10?,Because he's not a true NHL top 6 center +"If you don't like it, change the law. Don't blame Apple. Apple management is obligated not to pay more taxes than are required by law. You and I do the same thing (hopefully).","Sure, I'll just contact my personal representative I have in my back pocket through all the hundreds of thousands in campaign contributions I provided." +My bag is pretty much perfect so I'd just replace my 10 most used discs.,But you don't have your bag in this situation... +how?,By marrying his lover badr Hari +"dynalod like the other guy said and enhanced landscapes as well. Need to use both to get all the objects, there is even lod generated for grass.",Thanks +How good is Shing's gank?,"And Shing is a pro player, right?" +"M audio bug? While I game and listen to music, anytime I click on anything onscreen there's a slight bump/hiccup on the audio. This is only happening with wired headphones (tested 2, razer kraken headset and a cheap pair of Sony earbuds) and does not happen with any Bluetooth devices. Specifically I play summoners war and listen to music through Spotify while I game. Neither Spotify or summoners war has updated in awhile and it didn't happen before updating to m. I'll test this with mobius, hearthstone, onc, emulators etc when I get home. Has anyone else experienced this issue or can anyone test with their wired headphones and post results here?",i can tell you this is not happening to either zenfone2 in my household. +That's the OEM nismo exhaust that came on the nismo model 350z. It's the same as a normal OEM exhaust except it's shiny. OP is talking about the nismo s-tune exhaust.,"Oh, ok." +"Well you sure deleted your first comment fast enough. Look, conservatives have their problems too. However, I did not go into another sub starting shit. I also never said all our problems were because of liberals, so go suck a dick with whatever agenda you are pushing.",The comments are being delete by the mods. +"Sorry to hear he still hasn't turned it around. Devils took him 1 pick before Tanner Pearson, still blows my mind.",Let's not talk about that +Wanna know where they are And how they became one?,Higher resolution version? +What's something old that works better than the same thing new?,RPG Characters +Carroll opens door for Washington scrimmage,"I realize now that this is a day old, but still thought it was fun." +"Does anyone know how mixed the housing is between types of students? I saw that different housing complexes host different rlc's. Do different building have mostly students studying the same type of thing, or do each have a fair mix of say, engineering students and other majors?","They kind of factor in the survey thing you took about interests and stuff, but its basically random." +"Don't shit on people for using the meta. I personally have played a variety of decks, including some meta decks. The thing is, a lot of people use it. Should they be called cancer for using a combination of cards? No! I understand if you want to complain about the meta, asking for OP cards to get nerfed. Please don't be an asshat to people just for using the meta. It's okay to poke fun, but please don't turn this sub into a toxic circlejerk. Mods, I know you guys are doing all you can. Redditors, if you see someone breaking the subreddit ruled, report the post so the mods can see. Just my thoughts on an issue I see a bit on this sub.",I agree with you. +"Given the timeline I suspect that he has *a* version of all or almost all of the book, but he is rewriting.",This is what I think. +"He should have hit her while she was hitting him , the sucker punch cheapened his shot and made it less respectable","Yet, she still came at him when they were outside." +How are the owners neglected??,Neck damage from driving around corners too fast +It's pretty easy to tell if something is running 30 or 60fps,But muh human-eyes-can't-see-a-difference logic! +"One day Gaijin sat down and decided a vehicle with a tier II chassis, open top, and a gun about equal in performance to the Tiger I's should have the same BR as the Tiger II.",At least it has Fiddycal +How is this a strawman? What's being mischaracterized?,"Lack of acknowledgment of the systematic racism, transphobia, sexism, and [insert identitarian slogan here] endemic to free markets." +"Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough! BTW, try microwaving them for ~10 seconds. :)","Nah, I like the cookie dough ones frozen." +"I read that twice as Sick of children,... WTF is wrong with me?",ditto +Is there a phone app for Discord?,Yes +"Let me say this, if you are upvoting it, you are probably a silver. Anyone about like LEM can do this against fucking glocks.","79% upvoted, seems about right considering the average people on this sub." +GGG's support team just made my 30th birthday!!,Wish my wife would sign me up for German Goo Girls... +"Question Help I'm on PS4 but my son is on PC. He has keys and wants the following: Vortex: Crimson, Cobalt, Pink Sunburst: Black Being on PS4 I don't know values on PC but if anyone could tell me or if they have items and want to trade let me know that as well. I can give you his steam ID if deal can be worked out. Thanks for your time.",Vortex = About 2 keys each and black sunbursts are firm 3 keys. +This is the most blatantly sarcastic post I've ever seen and you are still getting downvotes. I guess people like nepotism?,"Yep, no way it could be more blatant sarcasm, there's no generally accepted way of displaying sarcasm on the Internet" +Professor?,Farnsworth saying this is my ringtone for a text lol +Are you male or female?,How does it matter? +Schwarber could be Cubs leadoff hitter next season says Maddon,I still feel like it Contreras has the potential to fill the lead off spot in the order. +"Can someone ELI5 !, has there been some Bitcoin ban?","No, such a thing is a nonsensical word salad anyway." +Its fine to hate a specific map. Let him complain,#CENSORSHIP +So you're saying it was just two?,"Shocking, right?" +That gives them the chance to regroup and start scheming again. Too risky,"I hadn't thought of that, you're right." +Why give lovers arcana to someone who is not the main romance interest? I mean really. Yukari was clearly the main romance interest in P3. And why do you say Yukiko is the main girl in P4? The way Ann is introduced in P5 clearly shows she's the main romance interest. The cute girls are the romance interests in Persona series.,"You're right, being the cutest girl Futaba is the canon romance then" +I voted for him though.,You mean you voted for the antichrist who is gonna cause the end of the world instead of the angel Hillary who would've brought world peace and prosperity +I don't get it.,It's funny cuz sex haha get it +Is there a chance that finals that are supposed to take place in the morning get pushed back to the afternoon or evening?,I have a final on friday and our prof sent out an email saying any post-poned finals will be held on december.19th or at the beginning of next semester +"The Louvre costs France a lot of money just to preserve some works of art from archaic cultures. We should burn it down. And plus, Native American artwork on natural surfaces has lasted for hundreds of years without conservation, so it's better anyway.",but the Louvre is white culture so it is important to preserve despite the Mona Lisa having no other function that being nice to look at +"So I sat down to watch TV with my parents and had to leave nearly a minute later because my dad was watching that alien show on the history channel. I didn't because of disgust or anything, but because I was laughing to loud and I think I was upsetting my dad. The *minute* I saw had this in it: alien visitors visited during the time of the dinosaurs, genetically engineered dinosaurs to become mammals, then genetically engineered a race of reptile-mammal hybrids to rules the world from underground. And now the 'reptile agenda' is something serious we must consider seriously. It was a *lot* of nonsense in a minute. A I now understand how 'post-truth' has come into vogue, it started with stuff like this.",Are the aliens the Jews? +"I can't even tan in the sun, I just burn. So I only go out at night, or I put sunscreen on if I have to stay outdoors for more than a few hours. I'm pale as hell if you couldn't tell. :p",It' because your not Arab but an Aryan White Phoenician +Clearly a fake story. He can't read.,here: you dropped your +So you used the origins pad camping method? I'm asking cause I've been using the verrukt trap room method and the game crashes literally every time I beat my high rounds record.,"Yes exactly, started camping at 35 after shadow mask" +"When he came to minneapolis the gates opened at 11, we were there by 9. But he wasn't on stage until almost 4. It was a lot of waiting but it was worth it to be so close! Get there as early as possible.",Thank you! +Why would HBK do this if not from scorn?,"Cuz he just hates Hogan and wants the spotlight, obviously" +I've worked too hard on myself to take this kind of disrespect. The delusions with this girl are so real. Going to gel and doing some therapy doesn't mean you worked super hard on yourself.,But she lives in a good neighborhood! +I feel bad for tesla. I fear they will making buying those cars illegal or something,Electric cars are too dangerous for the environment you know +*Sam*squatch!,"Well if we're going there, *Samsquanch*" +Obama under mounting pressure to disclose Russia's role in US election,"Let's start an online petition, then they have to listen to us right" +happens when Steph sits,no it happens when Kerr tries out these terrible ass line-ups +"A loss to Cerrone is fair. Cerrone is a bad motherfucker. No shame in that, per say. But, I don't know if I'll ever see Barboza as much more than the guy who got murdered by Jamie Varner.",I can't see Anderson as anything other than that scrub who got heel hooked by Ryo Chonan. +the aug dont kill on mid to long range with one hs,ye +I finished building my pc :D,This is why i prefer consoles everything sits perfectly inside it's box and it looks a lot neater +"Well I'm not happy. It should have been my choice, not my parents. I have always been clean. This should have been my decision, and I would divorce my wife if she demanded our kids be circumcised.","I don't know why you are being downvoted, I feel the exact same way." +Fat bitch,Such a clever response. +That would never hap.... oh it's Mexico... carry on.,Inflamable means flammable wtf +"Very strange to me how many people are missing so many from their dex. Im not level 30, and I only started at the end of October.... Maybe I got lucky hatches? I'm only missing 3 entries now. I need now is a Lapras, 11 more kabuto candy, and 23 more grimer candy. I haven't walked any pokemon for dex candies either... Am I really just that lucky lol",San Fransisco player spotted +Not Saphira!!!!,"Given how bonkers powerful Eragon is at the end of his series, I think she's be just fine." +"Yes yes, we know the American government is authoritarian, you don't have to constantly remind us.","Yes, authoritarian governments DO have free elections to choose their government" +What's something you own that everyone comments on?,My dick +New Parramatta Stadium - Hype Video,So this is what winning an ACL gets you. +"Triggers me cruel, And echoes in problematic spaces.",Can i hab gold xd +Babies are in the game now! Spotted baby ghastly,This post is original and funny +Get a free coffee while biking in the morning on Friday,Glad to see they really spread those stations out. +He was joking about your grammar.,Oh I see'ed that now. +Setting up KODI on a firestick for first time. Which OS do I select? Thanks!,MS-DOS +It goes by UTC time,Makes sense. +What seems boring but is actually really fun?,Text based sports sims. +Jesus No one is ever happy in r/politics,How dare you say the lords name in vein! +"I hate pop music, so let me tell you about how great the pop music my dad listened to was",But that's because they used *real* vocals and writers! +Good.,I love censorship +"The od fill from sp can, the burst heal can, all the leader skills can",Even the 12% exp? +The Capitals only have four cylinders?,"Ovi, Backstrom, Kuznetzov, and Holtby." +How did your freshmen perform in their first game?,Kicked his first ever FG to win the game. +"Overwhelming Evidence: GOP, Dems Call for Investigations Into Russian Election Interference","If corporations are 'citizens' and are eligible for certain rights, then why shouldn't a foreign country be recognized as a 'person' and be allowed similar rights?" +No way we make the playoffs. All of this optimism is making me nervous.,Yo you forgot +Yup. Went to a Disturbed concert when I was 14 at the 930 club in DC. Needed a guardian though because it's the 930 club at like 10pm,did the evil DC Liberal Elite try to finger your butthole? +Like what? Keep telling people to not put their beer on the boards?,I think he forgot the +ayyme adams is great in this movie lmao,Dis a gud ass movie AYY LMAO +In OPs system if one guy gets stuck in a rock nothing changes.,Cool until your whole squad gets stuck in a rock +I won't be playing this game unless they port it to Virtual Boy!,We did ask for VR support +indeed! It could save you a fortune ;),Sounds like this should be the default. +That's not true. Just the other day I read that we were advancing really fast as a species and we will eventually live inside black holes in the future.,"Yeah, I give it about 5 years." +How do you think the activity would change if shows were limited to 5 minutes instead of the usual 10-14 minutes?,Blue Knights would be ready by Denver then! +$19 win on eBay...let's see your biggest wins,Nice score! +I like it in the butt Also I am not a lawyer Those are not mutually exclusive,is there a difference? +you forgot to say how much better new vegas was,You forgot your +A guy here did that and fell to his death. He didn't even get a photo of it either.,I'm sure he at least made one post to collect his karma... +Towards quantum Internet: Researchers teleport particle of light six kilometres,How many particles per month will we be allotted under Comcast's new quantum internet data plan? +2nd Death in Less Than a Week from Subway Stunt Gone Wrong,Darwin award nominee. +This is how badass Trolls would look like if Blizzard had 1% of common sense,"Yeah and lets play as murlocs, gnolls, high elves (BEs with non-green eyes), naga, faceless ones, ethereals, vrykul......fuck it, lets just have Blizz take a private server and make *that* the official game instead." +"Come on guys, all the comments are 'too bad he lived' and 'hope he is severely disabled'. How is that going to help anyone, all it would do is cause more pain. Let's hope he learns from this and becomes an advocate for safe driving. Let's hope he gives back.",Fuck off +What was the problem?,It seems to go bad way faster than just in a covered butter dish. +0-7-1 when going to Rangers games. I think I'm done going,...dude wtf you are LITERALLY killing this team! +Is something going on with prime mm?,Do they not have a service medal? +Mick Jagger becomes a father for the eighth time at 73,So basically this is an ad for Viagra? +Ace Ventura: Pet Detective,"Whenever you say this title, you're obligated to pause between Ventura and Pet" +An underwater world,That does not look like it was Photoshop'd +What maps do you guys think will work best for the game mode?,Shipment obviously +"Scientists examine bacterium found 1,000 feet underground, found resistant to 18 different antibiotics","As an aside, I love it when science plays with fire in the name of discovery, then says we did not know when shit hits the fan and/or a discovery is used for evil." +The Store page says it's not compatible with my Shield TV.,You can always try to sideload it. +You have this completely backwards. No sane person likes ketchup.,HEATHEN +Dr. Oz told Trump he is slightly overweight when in fact he is OBESE! Sad!,"Well, he does loving being YUGE" +India's answer to the Dark Knight Trilogy,Better than Catwoman anyway +Maybe some of us want to see some other teams besides a korean one win once in a while? or atleast more diverse champions than typical meta picks when it comes to a fun tourney,AHR-WHOOOOOOOOOO +"I'm out of the loop, what's project fear?","It's the adult equivelant of sticking your fingers in your ears, and going, lalalalalalalalalalalalalaa, what you're saying is frightening, I'm going to ignore you." +"Or perhaps they are playing a style of champion they enjoy? Some people enjoy long range mages, some people enjoy tank supports, some people enjoy risky assassins. Some people get a huge adrenaline rush when they pull an insane play as these champions, cant really talk shit about them for trying to have fun.","We understand you want to play singed support, but *your team* doesn't want you to play singed support" +Question to all: how do you get comfortable with your balls getting squished down? I have the Nike Pro Combat a really good try. Like a good month or two. After a few hours it just feels very annoying.,Properly designed compression pants for men leave room for the junk. +"Ethereal Staff - When should I use it? I've been playing smite for hundreds of hours and I've never build this item. I bet it would work well with Warlock's and basically provide a shit ton of health, but which gods could really use an item like this?",When you're Cabrakan and don't give a fuck +2004 Chevy Nomad Concept,Makes me think that this is what led to the Malibu Maxx +Projeto do monumento do Cristo o Redentor (1923),Jesus soltando um kamehameha? +"I don't think Adam OR David are gamebots. Zeke was probably a bit more gamebotty than either of them, but I think the biggest example of a gamebot this season is Chris. Chris had like no character story arc or personality growth at all and everytime he was shown speaking it was all about his strategy. I think he only had one moment where he wasn't talking about the game and it was when he told Zeke that he was on the Sooners' national championship team. Every other confessional he had was strictly his strategy talk and he had the 4th highest number of confessionals up until his boot episode.","But Chris was good in physical challenges, so he can't be a gamebot..." +"TIL the exclave of Point Roberts, Washington, accessible only by driving through Canada, is a popular destination for people in the US Witness Relocation Program since it is effectively off-limits to US citizens who can't get passports.",This is assuming someone intent on committing murder is concerned with obeying the law. +Which is why AH81 would have no qualms about putting a bullet in him. He's already stuck inside for the rest of his life.,"Yeah, but our murder got away with it!" +imqtpie isn't that great. Idk why he is popular.,"I dont like him either as a streamer, but i guess others have different taste." +Battlepack Revision 8 is now available,Can't wait to see another 10 minute video from LevelCap reviewing these skins! +"Owen Daniels Anyone think the patriots should bring him in? He's given the patriots fits in 2 consecutive playoff games against him. He's certainly no Gronk, but he's a serviceable NFL tight end who can help the team in Gronk's absence.","Yeah, because offensive players have such an easy time coming in and picking up the playbook." +It's We have your Facebook friends list and that video you just recorded of yourself naked for me. Give us the money or we send it to all your friends and family.,"Meh, their loss." +What stops it just bouncing off again?,"My guess is that it will bounce, but will eventually come to a rest." +"Seriously though. After Jason got co-HOH, Alex was the AN, and Jason won veto, I texted my group text and was like sorry guys, just wanted to tell you that Trump IS going to win.. my darkest timeline is happening, wanted y'all to be prepared. Lol",Its all your fault you son of a bitch! +Trump is Southern?,"NO, but hes racist and sexist like ALL southerners" +This might be better suited to the Battlefront sub.,lol meant to post it there. +I was making a joke on your diamonds in the rough ah forget it.,Sorry man but I have Asperger's I don't know what jokes are +get out of my way or I'll run you over,Aimbotting is really getting out of hand in this game! +It was a blow out game so points didn't really matter at that point.,"Yeah, everything was made up so the points don't matter." +"This speech gets to me every time I hear it. The words could not be more true, yet, some people think america shits rainbows.","It was that episode, that monologue, that made me into a fan of Aaron Sorkin." +"fun fact, Jag (her gameplay designer) is an ADC main",Tell Jag I think he's one sadistic SOB... and to think we just got rid of our rengo problem... +and BU node count has stagnated at ~300,"But you know, the economic supermajority wants BU!" +Bring back rahabasd!!!!,He was truly my nemesis. +Macs are IC's,Im-Personal Computers? +"I keep saying this. Since 80, republicans had 20 years of presidents appointing Supreme Court justices, and it still hasn't been overturned. It's never going to happen. Which is what they wanted.","So the Muslims, Immigrants, and Gays for the mean time?" +Berner seriously proposes voting for DWS's Republican challenger and sacrificing a potential majority just to spite her.,That whole movement is now just ratfuckers and dicks. +"Redeeming Hong Kong gift cards? I've been using the Singapore store a lot to purchase gift cards and then buying cheaper games with no problems. I saw a cheap game on the Hong Kong store so I went a head and bought a large gift card but when I attempt to redeem it, my Microsoft account is telling me I'm not able to, and reminds me that the code is transferable. It then gives me a link to click to switch my region, but it loads a blank page. Any help?",Use a different browser or change region on your console and redeem it on there. +I somewhat disagree with this. Outside of ult mk has no way to burn refraction charges and is rather squishy. May be an instance of levelling refraction level one instead of psi blades.,"Perhaps I'm wrong, but isn't refraction level 1 standard anyways so you can secure the first wave of CS?" +Not if we buy the shit out of it! I'm talking like ask the crew how many items it take to clear a container of sauce and then buy that many.,It's your civic duty to buy the store's entire stock of lava sauce to show our interest. +Trump convenes Pentagon brass 'to bring costs down',I guess he doesn't want there to be anything left to oppose Putin. +"I have dark matter, troikas, and red chakrams. I want Dom gt","I have all those sorry, but you should be able to get a Dom GT with those 3 I reckon" +Tango,India +"Fans of Westworld, what are your other top favorite TV series? Right now for me, my hierarchy looks like this: 1- Breaking Bad 2- Westworld 3- Game of thrones And thats it :( I have tried other series but nothing grabs me anymore, im so glad Westworld did! I thought TV series just died for me. Heres hoping I can find something as epic and cinematic as Westworld","If you're into premium cable hour long shows, I really, really suggest checking out these shows: The Sopranos, Mad Men, Boardwalk Empire, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad Each one is simply amazing, they all evolve well over time, are thought provoking, visually appealing, masterfully written and extremely well-acted." +I just want Comedy Central back.,2nding this +That's not water. It's cat piss. Shout out to Louis Rossmann!,"I've had that happen on a house call... The cat piss, not the shouting." +"They just never commited it seems, its funny how people argue that you cant hold bitcoin in your hands but how the fuck would commerce work it everything had to be physical. Jesus Christ, thats lile reverse evolution. Its the people who cant wrap there head around bitcoin or other cryptocurrencies. Just the thought of it gives them a headache and they often assume its something coders and techies can only figure out. When in reality companies like Coinbase couldnt make it any easier to aquire.","Don't frame Bitcoin as Gold 2.0, but as a complimentary competing currency that you can use to teleport your gold." +Cars should have a mechanism for turning off the headlights from the outside so passerbys can help if you've forgotten your lights on. There's almost always someone who has forgotten to turn off their lights in my parking garage and being able to help would be pretty cool.,So someone can turn them on when someone is driving down the road? +"What product do you absolutely love, that's actually intended for the opposite sex?",Taylor Swift music. +Jesus you strangled this joke to death,you're welcome :-Z +"Ehhh yeah, but thats gonna be super costly unless they work on effecient ideas for a wall instead of a giant cement obstacle that mexico wont pay so hell take it out of our money. The only people that benefit are people in the shovel, rope, and ladder business.",Here's betting that those businesses are owned by close personal friends of the Don. +Video editing definitely will make use of a better CPU. In modern programs you can pass some of the rendering to the GPU but it won't be of the same quality and will only help speed everything up. An i7 with a lesser GPU is going to beat an i5 with a nicer GPU all day.,"If you're so smart, what happened to the first 3 space jesuses?" +"Literally just showed that welfare states fulfil that definition, moron.",not if they don't seek to abolish private property they don't +Some people bought 2...maybe.,"Ok so 999,999,999 people" +Petition to add Youtube to list of approved companies even though it isn't its own company,/uj fuck me that video was cancerous +Anal Sex with Melody Nakai,Sauce +"Don't forget that the original Captain America was an adventure film and Winter Soldier was a spy thriller. Marvel realized early on that it wasn't superhero movies that were popular, it was movies that had superheroes in them that were.",And Doctor Strange was a drugs can be good kids movie. +Those are amazing too. Very dark.,Those scenes are references to the DCEU. +You can RAM these puns up your ass.,"I WANt a stop to this, now." +"Professional marksman job Hello people of here, I have a question: we are hiring a new professional marksman at our company and are not sure what the usual industry term for this position is. We manufacture riflescopes and the [person] shoots rifles and demonstrates our products at fairs/exhibitions/etc. Do you know what to call this position? Thank you for all and any help!",In-house demonstration assassin? +Yoo Ghostbusters not on the list. Told yall its great!!,DAE SJW'S +Wtf is a KHALAN!? I'ts KLAHAN ffs.. Title,"Kalan = Stove in Filipino, guys" +"Why do we have to manually set our stats to 99 in the tournament worlds? Everytime you login, your stats are all in the high 30s, can it be changed to be maxed upon login?",::max +1/7M and haven't downed Helya normal?! Lol,"It's probably my fault, since I'm not a top tier mage" +What's your point? You can't define an entire religion by the actions of a few.,Unless we're talking about the mosleeems +We haven't been at war since 1945. It's all been police actions... *sigh*,I'm just assuming you forget the +"I've always gone to the Canadian side, never been on the NY side until a few summers ago. I was actually impressed with walking along the river, watching it get rougher, then walking across to the island. It was much cooler than I expected on the NY side.","Overall, I like the Canada side better, but the single best part of the whole Niagara Falls experience is walking under the river, which is on the US side" +When the enemy team is playing a different mode.,When the enemy team gets PGI'd. +Guns.,"Being a gunsmith I sometimes try to dispel some myths, but it usually does not change the opinion of the target." +Liberals: Drivers License laws are racist because they could disenfranchise properly licensed drivers who lost their license.... MAGA,Are the liberals advocating microchips for everyone... like our pets? +"Let's go Cena, Cena sucks chant Was it added on the patch because I never heard it before","It's been around since like, WWE 2K14?" +the last beta was rc2ep1 which means there will be no more betas ever since valve cant count to 3,Cough cough chroma 3 case cough cough +"What if the property is in the name of only one spouse, does the other not have the right to vote.","As long as the property is in the husband's name, what's the problem?" +Look at this bad bitch.,Moon Van is the term I've heard for these jacked up vans. +"Fuckboi, manwhore, womanizer, player, tool, dog, pervert, whore, deviant. Literally no words he says","Oh sure, I've seen these words be used an insult *soooo* often!" +Girl smiling,They're gonna squeeze every last karma point from her death aren't they. +Are you talking about me?,yulp +Or you drop the stack,"That was before my time, but I've heard tales that people used to draw a diagonal line down the side of the stack to help put them back in order if they dropped them." +"While I'm more inclined to agree with you, the reality is probably that the maps weren't ready for the full release, I don't imagine they had a full team working on this compared to infinite warfare. Plus it's free, freshens up the game ever so slightly so why complain really?",People have to be mad because remastering doesn't take time to do and they should just have given them everything at once +It's the exact dedication required to have a drink of something every day.,"Yeah man you got it, we're all equally as talented and dedicated as this guy by getting a glass of water." +What my husband eats when I'm away: Sriracha and cheese on an end slice,"Ummm, that's definitely the bread butt." +Yeah this is just getting embarrassing. This type of journalism is the reason that he won and people still don't seem to understand that.,But Clinton still has a chance! +"That's the problem, they weren't balanced in AW",And we all know how good infinity ward are with balancing lol +"Opinion thread: When I think of gaming history, three games come to mind, Witcher, Mass Effect, and Legacy of Kain. Has there ever been any other games as rich in lore, character development, voice talent, and story (Sorry Elder Scrolls:)) as these three?",I'm just happy to see Legacy of Kain getting some love. +There was one party advocating for policies and solutions that encourage redistribution of wealth and more benefits and more access to education and training as a path of upward mobility to the people being left out to try and combat these problems that we all know were there. There was another party that got elected who's policies are advocating for the same policies that have concentrated the wealth at the top and shut people out.,"But but... that first party just wanted to take money from the hard working rich people and just... give it away to the poor lazy folk, don't you know they wouldn't be poor if they weren't so lazy!" +Samsung permanently ends all Galaxy Note7 manufacturing,Samsung just left everyone that bought this phone in limbo... there is no device that is not a huge compromise. +"I'm anti-religious as well, and recently joined The Satanic Temple. One of their (our?) tenets is: One should strive to act with compassion and empathy towards all creatures in accordance with reason. To me, that includes veganism. Satanism isn't a very well-respected religion though, so I may have trouble if I ever wind up in jail...","Pastafarian myself... I'm sure his noodliness, the FSM, is only made up of good Vegan noodles... ..Ramen" +Member' when Stephen Colbert gave control of his show to the Clinton Foundation and then got exposed and told Wikileaks to Grow the fuck up I member',Infowars isn't a valid source at all though +"We are basically annihilating the life on our planet -- and that is the only known life ... in the entire universe, - Imagine a world without giraffes","But, but...think of the baby spreadsheets!" +"Also, don't even get me started on this NeverPerfect campaign. If I have to hear one more supermodel or beautiful actress say something about having flaws I will gag myself to death.","Yeah ... there's nothing more relateable than a supermodel saying that though they appear perfect, they're really not .." +but german BBs just bounce my shells,"Aim higher, try hitting superstructure or casemate armor (check this one on armor viewer) with the AP." +Hey guys remember how my friend is banned? Yeah he got banned for fixing a match to win tons of skins so I'm not going to use skins.,"8 Asiimovs boys, better fucking pack up cause this kid just got rich overnight" +"What do you do when you are really mad during a game or are just stressed and are losing? So I have a problem where if I start to get mad or frustrated I start doing random, and puggy strats. What do you do when you are very frustrated in a game or are just mad because of a specific scenario? Any tips would help.","I go into super tilt mode and become insanely toxic, as well as call everyone on the other team hackers." +"Was playing BF1 campaign, and saw a place that looked rather familiar...","Trenches, how odd it would be in a WW1 setting." +"It is time to quit? Alright I'm in need of some advice, i'm a really good worker who doesn't like to waste time on side talks but to work instead cuz i get paid for what i do yet i used to do 3 man job at the time i did alright , but someday my boss talked to me about how my performance has dropped and how i supposed to focus in doing one thing (which is a task isn't related to my job that i got hired to do which is data entry ) and how to deal with that task even tho i don't like doing that task since i will never gain experience doing it day after day... i told him that it isn't gonna benefit me he told me back that i will get promoted faster and bla bla bla that was like 5 months ago, but i ignored that and kept working without complaining about that situation, but lately he never asks me to do an important task and never include me in discussing work related stuff and never ask me for voting for something that comes up when i asked him to vote for something he said it's not important now i feel like i don't wanna go to work anymore and all i'm doing is mentally hurting myself by overthinking how bad i get everyday by doing that trash job it's affecting me and my after work life",Yup. +"Yeah, so they should be back filling instead of this. If this is a band aid, then they should say that.",Yeah cause I remember everyone asking to join matches nearly over to get that easy lose +Got my upgrade!,thats almost x4 times graphics! +Welcome the new IMT Top: Flame!,He's not american what a surprise +What do you guys think of my Portfolio Cover?,I bet your portfolio is underwhelming too +Svenskeren leaves TSM. Retires from League of Legends. Finds budding new career.,Suitskeren +Except when she stepped foot on that plane no one gave a shit that it was lifelong friend Loretta Lynch. They cared about it because when she stepped foot on that plane she represented the Office of the Attorney General of the United States which was now engaged in back room discussions with the spouse of a presidential candidate who was currently under investigation by that office. That type of collusion should never have happen regardless of the past personal relationship those two share.,Yes...a conflict of interest is quite damning! +REPORT: Trump Only Receiving One Intelligence Briefing Per Week; Pence Receiving Six,"But hey, at least trump has time for his thank you tour." +Learn not to slam doors like a toddler when you are angry?,Breakup with people instead of than making them feel unsafe and intimidated? +Apparently People Can Not Read While Driving,"Didn't you know, reading while driving is dangerous!" +"that's exactly why I have my theory that full-autos would be less deadly in mass-shooter type situations. Like a guy who tries to shoot up a school or whatever with a full auto might very well kill less people than one taking aimed shots with a semi auto. Not to mention he'll burn through ammo faster, which means reloading more often, or higher chance of jams, etc.",So really we should ban semi autos and unban automatics? +Dude in front of road hog is in part of the art in the cinematic trailer too,he looks like an ordinary overwatch soldier that later became soldier: 76 +Howard Stark picture on some science fair,Peter is like the only white straight guy \#TooDiverseFoMe +Ps4 vs Ps4 Pro - Comparison Test: Can you tell the difference?,"Brilliant comparison, I'm sold - gonna get the Pro." +"Max settings + Supersampling (NVIDIA DSR - Factors) Basically I change my resolution up to 4,000+, crank up my graphics, and stutter around while taking screenshots as I have about 3 FPS. My computer can't handle playing on those settings.",Oh lol +"Except my phone. They've elected to protect it from malware from Samsung that bricks a piece of hardware I *own*. Thank you, VZW! I'll never leave this carrier.",forgot the +"What maps would you guys like for a throwback map pack? ^ I enjoyed basically all the maps in Titanfall. What maps, besides Angel City since it's already confirmed as a future map, would you guys like to see added? My list would be (In order): * Odyssey * Airbase * Lagoon * Corporate(With the Spectres deploying when you cap a hardpoint) * Rise * Nexus * Colony * Outpost 207 * Training Ground",All of them! +scuffed audio,KFC +Almost as good as Children's Hospital.,Almost as good as that one running in 'Muric- oh wait that's their election +The last thing you bought grew 10x in size. How fucked are you?,Campus now littered with inexplicably large cigarette butts. +What becomes more fucked up the longer you think about it?,Flint Water Crisis +I'm going to guess we transition to a 4+ tier system to create more non-brewery jobs.,Perhaps Georgia is the only state doing it correctly +...Maybe a link to said tutorial? I'd like to do this...,"There's these itty bitty switches on the back plate of the card, you need like a toothpick to flip them but they change the colors of the LED's" +getting called out by soldier saying he never receives heals.... i also have 3 other players on my screen to help. fun... much fun.... uhhh kill me,tell them to shut the fuck up and wait their turn? +"Blind Android users - do you play any games? I asked myself this one and would like to have some answers from blind Android users (or people who know any cases). Do you play any games on your phone? If so, how do you do it? With accessibility options from Android (TTS), with third-party apps, or are there games designed for blind people? Thank you!",ndjejxujawkdkvjwjdkmgmgkdos +Gen 2 TOP SECRET news leaked from covert sources.,You should totally believe everything you read on 4chan. +rx 480 75hz or 144hz Monitor? Hey everyone ! I just purchased the 480 and was wondering what kind of monitor would work best with the card. Should I get a monitor with up to 75hz or should I get one going up to 144hz? Both include Freesync. I'm going to be running mostly triple A games at 1080p and I don't know if purchasing a monitor at 144hz is overkill . I have a medium size budget of around $250. Thanks in advance for the help !,"get 75 hz IPS, I have a dell U2414H oced to 75 hz for 7 months now, no issues." +Sorry you're getting downvoted. I've never seen or wanted to see a James Bond movie either.,Lol they seem so cheesy and stereotypical. +Chiw-e-tel Ej-i-o-for. Pretty much just the most common phonetic pronunciations of those letters in English,How the fuck do I pronounce chiw? +She committed treason as a member of the military. She deserves to be in prison.,"Legaly yea, its not like the army got away with warcrimes over and over" +Dude was on pace for 44 when he came up.,"just a hot streak man, just like Gary....." +What pumpkin beers would you recommend?,Where are you located? +What's the most obscene display of private wealth you've ever witnessed?,"My lady and I had pretty cheap [11$ a plate] dine in Chinese food yesterday night at an asian fusion place in central PA last night, the only other customer was a man eating alone - he came in a sweet new Ferrari." +Putin is taking advantage of the fact that Republicans like their own party more than they like America.,But the Cold War is over! +All I wanna do in my life is stay upright like that. Perfection,But I thought you were supposed to point your nipples at the ground? +What did the zit say to the other zit while they were making love? Yeah you like that you dirty pore?,Pop the zit cherry +"Yea, but most scientists aren't historians.",And locking someone up for saying mean things about you isn't much better than locking them up for disagreeing with your world view. +"Hillary Clinton stated publicly she'd be willing to go to war with Russia (See: No-fly zone). Can you really blame them for not wanting her to get elected? Russia doesn't want war any more than we do, rspecially considering it would probably hurt them more than it would hurt us. At the end of that day, it boils down to this: Did Russia forcibly alter the results of the election (ie, voter fraud)? If the answer is no, who the Hell cares? If all they did was provide intelligence, why is that a bad thing? If Russia was responsible for obtaining the DNC's emails then good on them. They did Americans an enormous service by providing information we needed to know. I don't care if the emails came from North fucking Korea. Is the information factual? If yes, I don't give a shit where it came from.",I'm sure foreign countries manipulating our electoral process is a great thing for the U.S. +"And that would kill the defense contractors' cash cow, so more oil it is.",That's why we need to find aliens to fight. +"Driverless cars are prone to hacks, but automakers aren't addressing","Teslas security is fantastic, every car is on a VPN to the main server, so one of the only ways to hack a car would be to crack the main Tesla servers, even disassembling the car and plugging straight into the computer doesn't work since now they patched it so it double checks every command before executing it" +They called up ravin so he's probably eligible,"I'm not 100% sure, but I heard Dee Gordon wasn't eligible for the playoffs due to his PED suspension and I believe the same would go for Ravin if that's true, whether or not they were called up during the season." +Tesla also hinted towards Tesla Network in the vehicle configurator. They may be providing an autonomous ride sharing fleet.,May be -Literally what they said they were going to do +Ok,That's a ***cold*** thing to say. +It means the contract that CIG signed for licensing of crytek is about to be null and void. Get out while you can. If crytek goes under which it appears they will star citizen will come to a grinding halt and the game will literally never release.,"right, cause contracts just up and dissolve like a fart in the wind... yawn... this post doesn't even need a" +ITT: Spot the astroturfers - every major company has employees or 3rd party companies that manage their online presence by monitoring keywords on social media sites...including reddit.,Yeah because having a differing opinion from the hivemind makes you a shill. +If Prussia was Prussian blue,"God, That is a really nice shade of blue." +1. Find the Arabic for Ceci n'est pas un drapeau de Daesh. 2. Replace the writing on an ISIS flag with what you found. 3. Put flag on wall. 4. ??? 5. ~~Profit.~~ Get arrested.,Wasn't there a guy on reddit that had SOMETHING LOUD/CONTROVERSIAL AND POLITICAL written in arabic on a painting and almost got arrested for it? +What are they worried about?,RTFA. +Every year it will seem as though more and more people are dying when only more people you've heard of are.,That must hurt for all those unknowns. +Maine e o zi importanta - oare am gresit abordarea?,"Prozelistism online n-am facut ca nu-i vad rostul, dar oamenii din cercul apropiat cu care am vorbit pe viu despre alegeri, cu varste suficient de inaintate, s-au aratat neasteptat de deschisi fata de alternative politice (USR in speta) in conditiile in care majoritatea tind sa voteze mai degraba conservator (PSD)." +How to adjust graphic settings in the climb? Theres little arrow sliders but I can't do anything to them. They don't change. Can only adjust distant texture optimization or not. Have a 1080 too :(,analog sticks. +"Crazy idea. Would anyone be interested in driving me to the other side of campus for money? Ok, weird idea. I have to get to the Health Science Tower next semester four days a week from the LIRR. The train comes in at 7:46am and I can't be late for my 8am class. I'm playing around with ideas here but would you think it's possible for me to get into class on time and would you think anyone would be interested. I would pay of course but not sure how much right now. Maybe I should save my sanity and dorm or rent a room nearby, but I would have to quit my job.",You could take the train that arrives before that and just hang out in the commuter lounge before your class +"Chapter 10 As An Example of this Game's Narrative Lacking Proper Escalation (Chapter 10 Spoilers) Chapter 10 Spoilers Below People have said things like Everything interesting happens offscreen or something to the same effect. I think that FFXV has a lot of moments where they assume that telling us, the player, something and SHOWING us something are the same when they are two very different things. In Chapter 9 we have Lady Lunafreya die in the Leviathan fight and Noctis wakes up after being out cold for days to be told by Ignis that she's dead. This upsets him greatly because he and Luna have a very strong bond, yeah? The game then says Several Weeks Later and we're on the train. Noctis is still very upset and moping about this. Prompto says hey we're going to roll through Tenebrae, Ignis mentions Royal Tomb, Prompto asks if he's up to it, Ignis says his wounds are healed and his vision will come back with time. Then Gladio comes in and says The hell is wrong with you. and picks a fight with Noctis about him moping about. Here's the thing: We haven't seen Noctis moping about for several weeks. In fact, it's been MINUTES since Lady Lunafreya died for us. So since we haven't seen a slow buildup over the course of a while (Think Luke von Fabre's dealing with guilt and responsibility in Tales of the Abyss after the explosion incident) the buildup needs to happen in the scene. Gladio popping off like this before there's any reason to do so is just very jarring for the viewer. You might say, It said Several Weeks later...that's enough. It might be enough but it's not good. Even if you didn't have the time or budget or even want to have a slow boil to this climax between Gladio and Noctis (Much like Sailor Moon had with Sailor Mars where she slaps the shit out of Serina) then you need to build it in the scene and give it dramatic progression. So instead of *Gladio enters* The hell is wrong with you **Argument Time** Have Gladio come in and start a conversation or suggest something that isn't super antagonizing. Perhaps have him just mention that they need to be ready for the Royal Tomb they're about to go to. Then at that point when Noct's reactions aren't what Gladio thinks are appropriate the conversation can escalate in an organic way and THEN Gladio can be like The hell is wrong with you? and give him that verbal kick in the ass. I liked FFXV's story on paper but the execution just has too many things told and not shown. It's the reason the story feels rushed at times because they cut out the inbetween for times sake and you miss important context and details and buildup. This is the reason why Luke and Han Solo feels so much more real of a relationship than Anakin and Obi-Wan. You see EVERYTHING that happens between Luke and Han and you're TOLD everything that happens in the building of Obi-Wan and Anakin's relationship via them remembering things that happened in the past between Ep 1 and 2.",Are you sure you just didn't overhype the game so now it doesn't meet your crazy high expectations? +"Is it necessary to read a religion's sacred text in order understand that religion? I'm interested in what people believe and why they believe it, in terms of religion (and generally). Plus it would benefit me as a budding psychologist to learn about these things. However, religious text are often dauntingly long and written in uninteresting ways. I'd be great if there were summarized versions of these things out there.","No, you just gotta believe." +"I thought it went to Trump. Can't handle being questioned on anything, whether it's a gentle jabbing on SNL or an election recount. Somebody get the dude a safe space, before he ends up calling for extermination of comedians.",You do realize that he is making you think about these issues instead of actual issues that matter right? +Pearson suspended for hit to head,seems like too much punishment compared to other infractions by previous offenders +"Just watched The Inner Light. Just wanted to say what a great episode it was. What is your favorite under appreciated episode? The episode helps develop a completely different side to Picard. One that had been ignored greatly up to this point. Picard the family man. A man who seeks companionship in a great book or a solitary holiday on some archaeological site when away from work and a man who never liked children. Yet here he seems like he would never know any different. He even remarks I never thought I needed children, now I can't imagine life without them. Just shows a remarkable deep character who is still after all his years discovering himself. The end to the episode, Picard and his flute was genuinely sad",Profit and Lace +That's not how it works! Only 1 spot open,"Thank you for letting us know, this was definitely a valuable and unique post that has never been seen before on this sub" +"No, you are an idiot.",That's a... relevant response to what I said... +This is why accusations of rape aren't taken seriously anymore.,"Yeah if we start calling it rape when a person forces another person to a sex act they didn't consent to, people won't take rape seriously." +"Drop LSD and play DOOM, life changing","I'm so confused, why would dropping LSD on the floor do anything?" +Draxler is overrated tho,I actually think he's been quite underrated for a while considering his age and talent (notwithstanding this season) +A. King scores vs Manchester City (2-0),What the actual fuck is happening? +Donald Trump says pledge to jail Hillary Clinton played 'great before the election' but now 'we don't care',What benefit does Trump receive by not going forward with investigating Hillary? +Rubeus Hagrid and That Time He Convinced the Headmaster to Use a Three Headed Dog to Guard Eternal Life Rubeus Hagrid and That Time He Was in Prison for Something He Didn't Do Rubeus Hagrid and The Trial of Buckbeak Rubeus Hagrid and FUCKING DRAGONS,Rubeus Hagrid and who the fuck thought it'd be a good idea to stick Aragog in the Forbidden Forest? +Trying to follow the logic.,2 x 4 = 6 + 1 = 7 obviously +Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end you wish you had a club and spade.,It works upto 10 months and goes to Jackshit? +"Maybe they did post it on April fools day, but the person who took the screenshot is in an earlier timezone.","Hey, we're PETA bashing here!" +100% disk usage Been having a lot of software problems. Should I just wipe pc and start over?,"Yeah guys help, I get this on my HDD." +Match Thread - Leicester City Vs Manchester City,Claudio ~~Bravo~~ Booooooo +Lf1m kings fall ps4 Just want to do the warpriest nice and quick for a friend's fragment,psn watbenjedan +"Teen who said she was harassed by Trump supporters goes missing. r/T_D twists a false narrative, labels her an extremist, and spews hateful vitriol all over the comments","No such thing as an actual hate crime any more, they're all false flags by leftists." +PSA: the 3 star weapon is the infamous Platinum sword!,But i heard platinum sword was an epic-tier relic of Holy Trinity proportions! +"Charging my Note7 in the fireplace tonight, just to be safe...",potentially burn house down/burn self or use slightly less cool phone... life is full of hard choices. +When they get offended and start to push back when you tell them you're not interested.,Well obviously you're an idiot because you didn't see the value in what they had. +Been single for a while now and am curious,Please remove the helmet and then I can render an opinion. +Well she is a cam girl after all.,ded +Trump: 'Check out sex tape' of former Miss Universe,Checking out sex tapes at 3am in the night... looks like Trump and I finally have something in common! +Should I upgrade from amd 7970 ghz to 1060? I'm mainly upgrading because I need the third display port for my monitors (one of my monitors is only running 60hz instead of 144hz). I have been running everything perfectly fine on my 7970 so I thought the 1060 would get me my 3 display ports and a little boost in performance. Thoughts? Is this a good idea?,I'm delighted people are recommending the RX480. +The original article has been updated to say she was found...tomorrow...(It says she was found early Sunday morning).,"False flag confirmed, God Emperor Trump and his supporters love The Muslims!" +Obama and Clinton underestimated the ammount of Russian spies that can vote in the US election eh comrade?,"All 62,904,682 Trump voters in the election were Russian spies" +"Not supposed to be... He is leading the country, better than anyone in recent memory and he isn't even president yet. Let that sink in.",You dropped the +"This isn't actually Greek mythology though, just a speech given by comedian Aristophanes, recounted in Plato's Symposium.",The real TIL is always in the comments. +"Duterte, are you listening?",I heard Trump was thinking about making him head of the DEA. +"When I was 14, I helped my sister film a project for her and her teammates when they were in the 6th grade. They had to do a music video and switch the lyrics of a song to have it be science related, so they chose Survivor's The Eye of the Tiger and turned it into The Bones of our Body. Everybody came to our house and we shot the music video in one shot in our garage. One of the teammates was this REALLY quiet kid, but still made the effort to sing along. When everybody's parents came to pick them up, Shy Guy's mother INSISTED on watching the video. It wasn't ready of course, I still had to edit it. But nope! She ended up seeing the whole thing damn thing through the camcorder screen...and she didn't like it. She told me to film it again and to make sure Shy Guy came out more (when some of the teammates left already!). So everybody had to return to our house and film again because of a crazy lady. Oh yeah! And she stood behind the camera to make SURE that Shy Guy came out. WTF! She was a known psycho, so we figured it was best to do it again to shut her up.","Huh, I wonder why he's so shy." +What if my Senator was the main one responsible for holding it up?,"My senator's Jeff Sessions, I'm sure he'll be easily convinced of the error of his ways" +Bill Belichick can still diagram plays that his father coached at Navy in the 1950s,I could too if I had seen them 20000 times +Which is such a huge company...,"exactly, however with the talent he has now with TNA you never know what can happen." +lol wrong sub xDD upboated so ppl can c how dumb u r,uR write man...khow stubid R sum Pppl +My dog wolf did it!,Wow she's got a fishing for compliments hit streak like I've never seen before +The Boston Major Main Event - Christmas Carol,Newbee :'( +"If you do go to a movie, see it earlier in the night, maybe before dinner. I personally love the cinema, and it gives you something to talk about during dinner.",I probably should have posted this before arranging it xD +"Fitness USA closes in Frandor, tells users to go to Owosso.","Because Owosso is just down the street, especially this time of year" +I had a friend in high school who was caught shoplifting. She got out of the store and loss prevention caught her wrist from behind as she was making a triumphant fist pump. They pulled her to the middle of the store so everyone could watch her get arrested. She said the worst thing about being caught stealing is being forced to watch yourself think you're sneaky on camera.,Your friend? +Dead and Buried on the vive? I am visiting my brother and a few of his employees have the vive. I was talking up Dead and Buried to them and was wondering how well it works on the vive. Would be great to have a few more people to play with.,Sell your Vive and get the superior HMD! +"How to find a programmer? My buddy and I came up with an idea and are looking to find a programmer. What are your go to sources for finding freelancers? I found a few sites, but they were not super helpful.","I'm not hitting you up for work but if you had any questions regarding programming, feel free to pm me them" +I'm not Canadian. Is that Jian Ghomeshi?,Yeah +Sanando Apendicitis con Ayuno,"Excelente video, le faltaron rocas de curacion y cuarzos cargados con mucha energia vital, pero excelente video." +Because chemistry keeps it creative and encourages the squad building part and it's a football simulation game mate. How would it make sense to have no fitness because if there's no fitness there's no stamina bar? A sports video game with no stamina?,Yeah it's so creative to face the same BPL team with Smalling and Kante every game. +Rents in the US,Uhm thats called inflation +"Best thing Robinho did during his Real Madrid time? Fighting Gravensen during training. And Luxemburgo wasn't even that bad, but it was during Ronaldinho's best season. He did ok with what he had (unbalanced team), different than Pellegrini which was straight up terrible in a season we spent 350M (or something like that).",Don't forget Woodgate getting sent off on his debut +"I'm just imagining all the people who have had their pictures taken with one foot in the northern hemisphere and the other, also in the northern hemisphere","Sounds like every picture taken in the U.S, Canada, Europe etc" +David Ruddock Tweets: LG G6 to Have Nonremovable Battery and All-Glass Design,At least they have a headphone jack +Liberal feminism,Women should totally accept their place in being more exploited. +"Guns can be used to protect people (cops, military, home protection, etc.) Drugs aren't always bad, yes they are almost always bad for you but if someone does drugs and ut doesn't impact the rest of their life or others is it really bad? There are very few if any things that are 100% bad 100% of the time.","Eggzept gunz, gunz r saytan!" +Well...,Ain't even good +Why don't you port it? I mean unless you don't have the knowledge I really don't see why not? People on 32 bit have been waiting for over a year and won't the jailbreak if it was ported to 32 bit won't it be Fully Untethered because there is no KPP,Just divide all the numbers by 2 and you'll get a 32bit jb! +Was it playing Skyrim?,Yesh +Soylent halts sales of its powder as customers keep getting sick,A better headline would be: Consumers soiled themselves from consuming Soylent. +This nice girl,"Gee, I wonder why he wouldn't respond to such a gem of a girl?" +It was actually kind of petty on my behalf but there's nothing wrong with being a bit of an asshole every now and then to retaliate.,"Fuck, what an asshole" +I'm in love,"I got I'm sorry, I don't speak birdperson" +Did you read any of the papers lying around? Listen to the radios? They explain pretty much everything,because that makes for compelling storytelling +Sports,Gay +People who are most adamantly anti-trump tend to be pro-communism or at least communist sympathizers,Let's bring McCarthy back from the dead. +Take a look at the observation tower I made.,"This immediately reminded me of gyms in Pokemon Go... I don't know if it's even close, haven't played in ages but thought I'd share hahaha" +He saw the cucks marching from afar.,"No, that was the Germans" +Female 18 Sabrina England Nope About 5 Months ago,;) +"Saw a show on ID channel: What did investigators do upon discovering a missing woman's abandoned van? The van of a woman who had been missing for five days was discovered abandoned in an apartment complex parking lot covered in mud. What did investigators do? They opened the damn van. What were they looking for? Clues to her whereabouts. What did they discover? Blood inside the van, and no other clues. Samples of the blood were then sent to the Crime Lab for testing. What *else* did they do? Took photos of the van before and after it was opened, and photos of the blood found inside. Exactly what one would expect in the case of a **missing person**.",Amateurs! +Just your typical level 10,100% F2P +Lol why tf does everything have to do with bills?,If you have one problem 100% of your attention must go to it and you have no time to think about anything else ever +What show has the best opening sequence?,The Simpsons. +"I have an i5 and a sapphire AMD 7850 and it plays fine on mine, don't know the frame rate though",would you mind checking? +"That response doesn't make any sense in reply to mine. We're talking about the card's location, not its quality.","Sorry, I misread." +"Prophecy Mechanic Rework I made a previous post a couple days ago asking if the prophecy mechanic in its current form was too luck-based. There were a lot of good arguments for both sides, but ultimately everyone agreed that it commonly alters the course of games, especially in Versus Arena, sometimes solely based on luck, regardless of how much you play around it. Can we keep the prophecy mechanic in the game while making it more interactive and skill-based, and also having some drawbacks for the person using the prophecy? Here is my solution: When a rune breaks, if you have a prophecy card in your hand, you can choose one and play it for free. If you do this, you don't draw a card from the rune breaking. If you choose not to play a prophecy card, or you don't have a prophecy card to play, it draws a free card instead. Drawn cards will no longer automatically trigger the prophecy effect. This solution is good for three reasons: 1. It makes prophecies less luck-based. The player chooses the prophecy they want to play based on the situation. 2. It gives prophecies a drawback. Namely, if you play a prophecy for free, you don't get to draw an extra card as well and it removes a card from your hand. 3. It's simple, intuitive, and easy to understand. This idea is heavily based on user r/F0rTh3W1n's idea, so I want to give him credit. I'd love to hear some thoughts on a change like this or similar to this.",So everyone would run 3 Dark Harvester? +Parents leave child for 6 more hours than agreed for with relative. This is their reasoning.,BUT IT'S SOOOO WORTH IT! +Has anyone else noticed the floating optics on the Devotion in the customise screen?,"2/10, never playing again" +it is doubtful that 50% of the market switched in one year though,You got modern warfare remastered a full 30 days early on digital as compared to physical It was a no brainer +Seriously???,You got outplayed +"bit of work there to get small bezels, round screens are weird (to work with) better off ensuring the PT2 screen type is the absolute best colour version of e-paper style stuff and then using a large one - the support for the screen size was in the SDK yeah? I do agree with you in one sense, I used to spam here saying we needed a plastic body or thicker metal body PTR with bigger screen (even at same resolution, I wouldnt care) so that bezel can be proportionately smaller. battery needs to be big so the watch needs to be thick, massive mistake by pebble to introduce a new signature watch that doesn't have the feature they are most praised for , 1 week battery life",Aren't PTRs actually a hexagon? +Mischievous is its characteristic. And yes if you don't find a better offer please remember me ;) You ca use any pokeball for the Pheromosa. I can also rename the Kartana Katagami Thanks :),Do you happen to know the exact or approximate IVs for HP and def (and atk)? +I am just impressed they didn't use fake lashes,Or that really bad ms paint-quality photoshop that was posted a while back. +"I don't get why the rotation is wrong, but they spelled environmental wrong.","Aluminum, too." +"Want To Destroy Fake News? Stop Watching the Legacy Media (CNN, FOX, MSN...","Oh yeah, let's watch Brietbart and WND, they are the good ones." +"The cringe, it hurts. This is what Windows has done to people; they now expect gigabytes of bloated shit in their operating systems and can't comprehend the fact that you don't need most of it at all.",It's like companies who advertise with their number of lines of code and it's clearly implied that *more==better* (I think it was some post about a car manufacturer's advert) +"What Was Your Favorite Moment From S3 SPL? I look back on the spring split as an interesting time. Soar was my favorite team, the meta was forming and lots of players were feeling stuff out.. also I was loving the jigz support build",MLC finding a team that goes to worlds after the disaster that was EnVy. +Remember that security report Bush II at least received but discounted about Bin Laden planning to attack the United States? 9/11 Either Trump doesn't care if we get attacked or sees political opportunity in an attack.,"Well, he said that 9/11 would'nt have happened under his watch, so there's a good chance that nothing will happen." +"I can give DNS, Food, coins, bucks, VIP points and any pack currently available.",Are you able to max out DNA? +"Shaman should get a new Hero Power The Shaman Hero Power is a bad one. I don't mean that it's underpowered or overpowered, but it's a bad design. Hero Powers bring more consistency to the game, but Shaman's is unique in having an RNG-based result. Much like Tuskarr Totemic was nerfed because its RNG came up constantly and creates such a drastic difference between good rolls and bad rolls, so too can be the difference in rolling Spell Damage or Taunt on critical turns. Unsurprisingly, this comes up constantly as it's a Hero Power. The difference between rolling Spell Damage to follow up your Spirit Claws on turn 2 vs. rolling anything else decides games. It makes Spirit Claws and Maelstrom Portal go from solid cards to format-warping. This doesn't even address that Shaman's Hero Power is uniquely awkward in that you can only summon 4 totems at a time, even if your board isn't full. It can be especially odd with Inspire cards (Read: Thunder Bluff Valiant) because nothing about the Hero Power description would seem to indicate that you can't summon duplicates and can't summon past 4 totems at a time. No other Hero Powers have such odd restrictions and undefined meanings/results. We take it for granted that we know what the totems are and know how they work, but it's a messy Hero Power that doesn't grok well for new players. So, provided you want to change the Shaman Hero Power, what would you make it?",Just use Justicar. +"Strip club manager, 5 dancers charged with indecent exposure",I know every patron of the Show n Tail is relieved that their moral values aren't being compromised by bare tits thanks to the LEO's swift action. +"I'm not a Trump supporter in any way shape or form and I've been banned twice from the sub, a 3-day and a 7-day. You're incorrect that Trump supporters are singled out. Maybe their behavior is worse? Hmmm.",No that can't possibly be it. +Players listed in two positions Ive noticed that in my league we use IDP. 1x DT 1 x DE 1 x LB 1 x CB 1 x S I drafted Khali mack and noticed that in ESPN leagues he is listed as two positions. DE and LB. I figured that this will allow me to pick up other IDP on waiver wires with out having to worry about him since i can move him around alot easier. My question is. Are there other players like this or it khali mack special like that since he's used like that and no one else is?,DJ Foster is a pass catching RB for the patriots who is listed as a RB/WR on yahoo +Just got my car protuned and I have some questions.,are you lugging it? +"Grace has been gracefully aging. She admitted it was ridiculous for her to return to the stage a long time ago, quit her boozing, and is a reflective matron painting pictures of white rabbits to sell to art fans.","To be honest with you, her being a woman is a bit of a relief to me." +A team of shitty OCs nobody gives a shit about.,"haha, your comment reminds me of my OC^please^ask^me^about^it" +"sent a detailed mail. hope it helps. They're talking foreign language, but I know for a fact that you guys have some people that can help with that. Hope it's sorted out.",Snitches get Stitches.Kappa +"I'm pleasantly surprised by how well our passblocking looks so far, but man does our running game suck balls...",But Chris Collinsworth said we were good at that last week! +Oh the delicious irony. How the /t_d/ people are not raging over betrayal after betrayal is beyond me.,They are too far gone up their butt holes to be able to understand the truth. +"Liga NOS 2016/17, 13.a Jornada: SL Benfica vs. Sporting",cortem-lhe o ombro +CIA Veterans Urge Caution On Leaks Saying Russia's Putin Tried To Get Trump Elected,Since people working in the CIA are such trustworthy chaps +"Inb4 voll's vision price soar. Its a conspiracy, this video was releases on purpose to cash in on his stockpile of voll visions for profit.","Yea I watched him, he is SSFing his way to riches by collecting legacy items and selling them to himself!" +Remindme! 1 week If part 3 ain't out by now I'm done,Jesus christ! +Yeah both are. I'm gonna try and get back there some time with a TMO device and confirm what these sites are.,"I could be mistaken, but to me they look exactly like YUGE water towers!" +"That was always his twitter, he just never used it.",it was a +Game-Thread: Redskins @ Eagles - 1:00 HTTR!,This sure looks like a team that wants to make the playoffs +Just checking in from the Bills game. How's everybody getting along?,FUCK YOU +"Now that the iron banner vendor is permanently in the iron temple area can we permanently open the back area of the tower? Its just wasted space now, which is a shame because its very nice back there.",But then what would I do with all my Isenfyre Tokens.... +TIL hockey edition - #99 is the only league wide NHL retired jersey number,TIL that Jackie Robinson's 42 is also retired by the entire MLB. +"@darrenrovell: NFL banning teams from posting their own gameday video, can no longer turn highlights into GIFs, fines up to $100K",In before this post is hidden or removed by the mod team. +An early bday present to myself - Jordan 1 Cyber Monday,"Nice pickup, happy birthday dude" +"Woah, that's actually pretty weird",I don't think you would notice it with the context haha +A feminist.,good one +What a loser. Why don't you make fun of weight?,It's too much. +"I do not understand why this sub hates Oliciters. For me, Oliciters <3 ..... Yeah, that's the limit of their mental age and IQ.","omggg, screw you, oliver + queen felicity 4ever, screw stephens wife and laurel, no one likes them" +Top 40 Gaming Mice of 2016 by FPS Veteran,Deathadder is still my favorite mouse of any FPS game it's simple looking two buttons on the side and overall fits in my hand the best. +Most useful FL Studio hotkeys? Hey guys! Title tells everything. Most useful/convenient hotkeys for FL 12. Thanks!,alt-f4 +"So, the Irish are British?","Not the Irish, but those in Northern Ireland can (and many do) identify as British." +"Ah, not really. It's more about what's required to produce those CDs. You're looking at it wrong.",very convincing argument +Does anyone know where I can sell my PS4?,Gamestop can give you like $15 for it. +Official Game Thread #Please remain civil,Wow Petty was praising Jesus before and now he's worshipping satan with those hand signals. +Anybody else watching Tennesee lose to App State on another screen? Lmao,The titans are losing to a college team? +"That guy also did 90 percent damage as elektra, report him",...or praise him for doing what we've asked NM to do for over a year? +Alum or student at TUNA,"Graduated last year, work with athletics" +"Chattanooga DB Montrell Pardue arrested for disorderly conduct, public intoxication and resisting arrest",havent we all been there? +How about his defense on Steph? His vision finding guys? Directing players to go on offense?,Nope just heart. +The lights just went out at KRK Uralets in Yekaterinburg during a KHL game between Avtomobilist Yekaterinburg and Lada Tolyatti,"Reminds me of the 88 SC Final when they threw out game 4 when there was a power outage, it was the closest Boston was to winning a game in that series." +The entire blame for Trump getting elected lies squarely on the shoulders of Trump voters. They're the ones who are at fault.,And the Russian hackers that rigged the digital machines. +"As First Lady, Melania Trump Will Apparently Push Forward With $150 Million Lawsuit Against Unknown 70-Year-Old Blogger",A lot of people are saying she was an escort. +The Latest: Trump Says Riots Show US Is 'Wounded Country',Man responsible for knife attacks points out the victims are bleeding. +trailer GRINGO: the dangerous life of john mcAfee (2016) Documentary about the life of tech genius turned drug lord turned uS presidential candidate John McAfee. He might also be batsh*t Crazy.,Is Donald Trump using another fake persona again? +Trump campaign manager Kellyanne Conway is already auditioning for her next gig,The new Baghdad Bob? +we are all simpsons on this blessed sunday :),me too thanks +Sorry to disappoint you :P,"no no, I am ok, I don't need you falling in love with me." +"NY Knicks @ Los Angeles Lakers **Game Discussion Thread: NY Knicks @ Los Angeles Lakers** **Venue:** Staples Center - 1111 S. Figueroa St. Los Angeles, CA 90015 **Time:** 6:30 PM(PT) --- --- ##Probable Starters | **Pos** | **Los Angeles Lakers** | **NY Knicks** | |:---|:---------|:---------| | PG | D'Angelo Russell (IL) | Derrick Rose| | SG | Jordan Clarkson | Courtney Lee| | SF |Luol Deng | Carmelo Anthony| | PF |Julius Randle | Kristaps Porzingis| | C |Timofey Mozgov | Joakim Noah| ##Injury Report Los Angeles Lakers | Status ---|--- Nick Young | Game Time Decision Tarik Black | Expected to be out until at least Dec 12 Jose Calderon | Expected to be out until at least Dec 19 NY Knicks | Status ---|---",Dlo is shit we need Calderon running the point +"wow, bloody teeth... so, you went for the Jaws approach. This is how kids end-up in therapy.","Here, you dropped this:" +Aaron Rodgers had a passer rating over 150 today. That is all.,We should trade him for a young stud. +Riot Tryndamere appretiation thread,Yeah screw Regi +"Apparently it is society's fault he did all those things, he is blameless.",The world should be and eye for an eye am I rite? +Skyrim logic,Maybe he's role playing. +No,I just died a little inside +My in game name is Hilramorre,I'll add you momentarily +Blah blah blah ...ur just another sheep,"Well, I for one am convinced by that most excellent argument" +"Also, there are much worse poses. Every single widow pose and skin, for example.",Widow in general +"Evan McMullin is a scumbag. He's the lowest of the low. He talks big about how Trump isn't a loyal American yet this guy made a joke of the election system by running a campaign he knew he had no chance of winning and whose pure purpose was to act as a spoiler. He should be ashamed of himself, he is the lowest of the low.","How dare he run in the election as a complete outside underdog, and then criticize someone like Trump, who didn't do that at all!" +"If male pcie doesnt fit all the way into female, Will it still work?",I'll make it fit. +"Yeah, that's something that unfortunately happens a lot. Comment on the platform you're commenting on. Other platforms have their own commentators.",They actually didnt for a lot of the time so commentators were sort of doing double time +...unless you're Jenny McCarthy,But but she's trying to prevent the scourge that is autism +How is this so far down?? It was supposed to rival Facebook but Google screwed up.,It proved that being first is more important than being better. +"This shouldn't be shocking to anyone. He was never going to have a blind trust, he wasn't even sure what that term meant. He was never planning on turning the running of his companies over to a neutral third party, either. He fully intends to be actively involved in Trump business, and executive produce his show and run the country. He doesn't view the Presidency as something that requires his full attention.","After all, didn't Obama just stand around the Oval Office taking adorable pictures with children all day?" +"Well, what started as an r/ProgrammerHumor joke is now a real programming language. Enter Coding, a stack-based markup language.",Looks a bit like Forth +"There is a shortcut. Don't describe the solution in a high level abstraction. Eating right + exercise doesn't really mean much to a person with no starting point. What you should have said IMO: Lift weights with an 8 week work out plan centered around squats and deadlifts at a frequency of every other day. Do 5x5 when lifting. Make sure to always calculate your weights by a 1rep max weight calculation once every 1-2 weeks. Macro diet, don't micro diet. Allow cheat meals, but keep them at a finite allowance. Use an excel sheet to track progress. That's it. After 8 weeks he won't have a problem anymore.",You sound like mehdi himself +I hate trump more than most and I still hope your personal reproductive rights are taken away,We always have adoption and indoctrination I guess... +Thats actually illegal in a lot of countries. Only state can hold someone against their will. And that is the only right way to do it. You cant give away sovernity (dont know in english). I dont know what went through their minds back in those days...,Well you know.. it's the land of the free ;) +Why? If I may ask. I just have never felt the need for anything but thumb registration.,I've registered my right pinky for when I'm eating something messy but still want to unlock the phone ;) +Such a great way to show love and respect for the dead.,"Well, if a dead army can fight in Lord of the Rings, dead players can play football." +There is a WORKING car duplication glitch on YouTube right now. How do I report it?,No one likes a fucking *snitch* +This is one of the stupidest analogies ever. You don't need to be a fucking doctor to diagnose a flu. I'm pretty sure it's actually easier to know that you have a fucking cold than it is to know how to roof for an entire day.,I dunno if I want the guy fixing my roof to tell me it's only the flu when I've actually got Venezuelan equine encephalitis! +You could get arrested for having a Swiss army knife unless you've got a good reason for having it,What good reason could you possibly have for carrying around something so useful? +And there was a post at the top of this sub the other day asking why no one takes trans issues seriously.. it's because of shite like this.,Because of what is media misrepresentation constructed to get half brains riled up? +Leg hemoglobin?,Much tastier than asshemoglobin. +"Hit Grand Champion, still no clue what I am doing.","Hit Prospect Elite, I know everything and am amazing at this game." +What if voice recognition is actually perfect and computers are just assholes?,No ducking way +i dont care about moon shit i just hope it will let you spawn ore sites in WH,"Because a) ore sites don't spawn already in w-space, b) ccp intends w-space to be permanently lived in, and c) being able to spawn content in your own wormhole wouldn't have a hugely negative impact on wormhole playstyle, right?" +Just a little upgrade....,Wow that is a tiny upgrade why didn't you go for something bigger? +Thank god Flacco sucks,thank god *everyone* sucks but we have a GOAT +Senators McCain and Graham Push For World War 3 With Russia,Fake News Brought to you by Cletus and Co. +yeah just trade Andrew Luck to some scrub ass 3-12 team ya know,At least your owner knows when shit isn't working out. +Got greeted by my new vet receptionist today. Service was pawsitivley meowtstanding.,The doctor will see you meow. +Where's the update Valve? Is it going live in 30 minutes?,"Where's the Money, Lebowski?" +I wanna know which Emperor's Children player is going to base all of his models on cocaine-mountain bases. I'm also ~~Alpharius~~ excited for the new legion rules.,I'm clearly playing the wrong legion... +We're all cracking up in Europe if that's what you mean by Global.,Hahahaha yeah global pedo rings are pretty funny after all +Will you help me design a better spam bot for reddit as the current one I'm using shit posts and only links to a picture?,"It is good artwork, who ever owns it." +"Ya I figured as much, I honestly ran out of time on this one for my art project, but it's better than nothing I suppose","I still like it lol, im not saying its even bad" +Bringing a little organization to Chaos mode,"Nice, all you need now is change those names :D" +Dunkirk - Official Poster,Those Stukas are flying waaaaaay too low. +...And this is why you yanks have the second amendment. Don't let Trump grab you by the pussy.,"Second amendment will definitely help protect our waterways, improve our schools, strengthen our access to voting, improve our economy, and create jobs." +Pray through fog = winner / eat through fog = loss Can somebody explain why they make rules up on the fly when mods get egg on their faces?,because they don't want to be humiliated in front of a live audience +Russia Says Hacking Allegations Have 'Nothing to Do With Reality',"I don't know why but I believe them because Putin seems like a nice, level headed man." +"I didn't think about it that way. Lol! If the article's assertions were true (I don't think they are), that *would* pretty much demolish any non-ideological opposition to raising the minimum wage, wouldn't it?","Obviously if we raise the minimum wage, it will end up costing too much to build the automated systems, and we'll have to go back to hiring humans!" +"i didnt think it was that rare, my 2010 mitsubishi has bluetooth in it. I don't think ive been in a car without bluetooth in years but maybe thats just me",and here I am still plugging in one of those RF transmitter things into my cigarette lighter. +Yeah while older people call us selfish and lazy.,Too lazy to vote to save an entitlement that was promised to us +I bet Konami will just release it in the TCG where Pendulum Domination would've been.,They would never do that! +How much do you pay for your monthly rent?,"Just an FYI rent 10k and up needs to have a BIR Receipt, they need to pay taxes when it's above that rate, report them if they don't have one." +white people stuff,Wealthy people. +"That article doesnt say why its rooted in the bay area as opposed to LA. It just has a bunch of random tech orgs or(non profits) that do anti trump events or meetings. I think we have people all over doing this. I actually think NYC is firmly anti trump, they live next to the guy for one.","BECAUSE the article is in the SF Chronicle, of course." +Would life orb be better than silk scarf?,But it deals you damage! +CIA: Washington Post Report Linking Russian Government to Trump & Election Hacking Is Outright Lie,"I, too, find that all the least fake news about Russia comes from the Czech Republic." +hey it's ottawa. stop complaining about snow on cars. damn floridians,You forgot your +Donald Trump has lost popular vote by greater margin than any US President in history,"Yes, but it's obviously because of Russian interference." +This is so sad and spot on.,This is so why Trump got elected. +US judge rejects Green Party's Pennsylvania recount case,How heartbreaking +More racism from the tolerant left It's so easy to get white people scared,But something something you can't be racist towards white people because something something PatriarKKKal repooplicans something something +"I still get soft crashes fairly often What I mean is the game will still run and I can open up everything, but I can't interact with any Pokestops or wild Pokemon or Gyms. The only thing I have found that fixes it is restarting the game.",I have to restart the app as much as 20 times a day. +"What part of the config would be best, or just the whole thing?",Whole thing is fine as we can see the whole thing. +"I never got the whole Bunnings is heaps Australian meme. Who gives a fuck about Bunnings? Yeah they have a sausage sizzle out front, snag sandwiches are great, so why so many dumb cunts worship this company like it's some kind of aussie icon?","Where the fuck else are ya gonna get a fucking tip top quality snags, good advice and the supplies to make the best bong ever?" +The Fourth Reich is either somewhere in Antarctica or on the moon.,what is the EU? +"Dude, I don't think the mayor is all that great but it's pretty insane to say he only cares about the homeless and no one else.",I wouldn't even go so far as to say he cares at all about the homeless so much as placating some of the so-called advocacy groups. +"What are the barriers to entry for someone to begin a company like this? Also, what inspires someone to create a company like this?","He answers these two questions in the interview, the second in quite some depth." +Paul Ryan just finished his first year as speaker. He may not see a second.,Great! +here we go boys. lead me to victory,What's your bench look like? +Police database error turned innocent father into an organised crime suspect,"The harrassment was only based on metadata though, so it couldn't have hurt that much." +"AFK in Ranked. 2 minutes is far too long to wait for an AFK, at least in ranked. If a player afk's at the wrong time, or for more than 45 seconds/minute or so, GG. I've lost 80+ skill tier points in the last day because of afk teammates. Players have afk'd at the start of the match, putting us behind right from the beginning. Players have afk'd before, during, after team fights, usually resulting in a match loss. I played a game yesterday where we were down to just the vains, teammate afk's during last team fight, we die. This particular teammate was afk for about 1.5 minutes by the time the enemy team busted our vain and won. Myself and my other teammate lose 20+ skill tier points. Casual is one thing, but ranked is another. It's not as big of an issue in casual because it's just that: casual. People that play ranked, however, predominantly love the game and care about their rank. It's incredibly devastating to feel like you've already lost a match 6-8 minutes in because one of your teammates has afk'd 2 or 3 times by that point during team fights etc. Player's should be discouraged more from afk'ing at all in ranked. I think the afk time out should be 1 minute, or less. I'm also open to other options, I'm just tired of logging in, queueing up, and losing tier progress because somebody doesn't care and takes a phone call or whatever mid-game. Thank you, that is all.","The timer gives time people to get back if, say they had to recharge their phone or lag" +"Dana hints at replacement for Goldberg, someone who would be a dream partner for Joe Rogan",Eddie Bravo high as FUCK +"The commission on the Sistine Chapel was 3000 ducats. The tomb of Pope Julius II was 10,000 ducats. I do not pretend to be an art historian or art expert in any capacity but this seems completely ludicrous. My understanding is that Michelangelo believed that the tomb would be his magnum opus but from a practical standpoint, the pricing seems totally off. Was there some sort of political motivation for the insanely low price on the Sistine Chapel? I understand that he was coerced more than convinced to do the chapel but if he was going to be forced to complete the work, why the low price? Was it punishment for his reluctance in accepting the commission? As a note, I also understand that Michelangelo was never really paid in full for these works, I was just reading some personal correspondence and this question came to mind. Sources: Then, when I was in Rome he commissioned me to make his tomb. I think it was the second year of my stay with him, after many sketches, I made one that he liked, and we made an agreement on it: I agreed to make it for ten thousand ducats; and since I figured it would take one thousand ducats' worth of marbles, he had this sum paid to me by the Salviati of Florence, and he sent me to Carrara for the marbles. After I had raised the statue on the facade of San Petronio I returned to Rome, but the Pope still refused to let me complete the tomb, and he insisted that I paint the vault of the Sistine; I agreed to do it for three thousand ducats.","Either way, Michelangelo got insanely wealthy." +"I'll be honest, if I had this offered, I'd rather have my normal account. Unlocking the things manually feels way better - at least for me - than having everything there without having done anything for it. Playing on PBE never feels as rewarding as on live servers. Even if I've already got every champion and 20 rune pages unlocked there, grinding for extra IP keeps bringing me that reward that I'd strive for. Just my opinion!",Maybe for your first account but that grind from 1 to 30 while unlocking MAYBE 30% of champs and the bare minimum for runes aint fun +Hi quality deteriorating action. Chomping jaw button located on its bow tie,Chomping jaw button located on Chica's Beak* FTFY diff --git a/chunk33.csv b/chunk33.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..440015d091522d64073d9d0287b2b9d4e99d0b92 --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk33.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1667 @@ +Input,Output +"But if they voted for the party who gets the least electors, they end up being unrepresented. I understand that ultimately someone is going to win and someone is going to lose, but at the end of the day shouldn't everyone get the maximum voice possible in these systems.",All the more reason not to merge one vote to two candidates +As a Giant,"Realized he was still on the Braves when he broke his ankle, but I left up the video anyway." +Best contract given out in the past 5-10 years? We hear a lot about the bad contracts like Pujols and Fielder but the good ones don't get talked about nearly as much. Easy Mode: Extensions allowed. Hard Mode: Free Agents only.,clearly the stanton deal +Any offensive players? What about a fullback? Competent WR3? O-line coach? Offensive coordinator?,Thank god they're trying to fix our ailing secondary +I don't see why this is even an issue. Alt Righters openly admire Hitler and advocate for White Supremacy. It's not even a secret.,Because calling them for what they are is what led to Donald Trump winning +Might as well call it a pure marathon match as Shaub would be running for the whole thing,You mean shutting down like he did Cyborg? +Are they any food,"Eagles are illegal to hunt in the US, so I don't think there's any food." +Now here comes the part where everyone who feels offended by what you just said will fire off in the comments section with their inflated senses of self worth,Because your comment isn't pretentious or egotistic at all +"The KissAsian Facebook Says They Will Be Done Soon, and The Same People Who Make KissAsian Make KissAnime.","Yeah, but is that Blizzard's Soon^TM or normal people soon?" +YOU PC BRO??!,"shut up, they're making a reasonable request" +"Oi, I live in a kind of rural, kind of suburban area (Whyalla). I didn't vote these fuckwits in, nor did a good lot of other people who were too young to get Labor in. I don't want to be fucked over by some city person's indifference.",I blame you for not being able to talk sense into rusted on voters. +"I'm confident even a conservative Supreme Court will uphold an individual's right to burn a flag, free from punishment.","I'm not too confident, last couple of times it came up to SCOTUS, the right to burn the flag was upheld only by a 5-4 vote...and Scalia was one of those 5 so who the fuck knows really....." +What combinations of two player's names forms an existing player's name? For example Josh Reddick + Randy Johnson = Josh Johnson,Bud Selig + Joe Buck = Hitler am I doing it right guys? +"Apple releases iOS 10.2 w/ new emoji, Messages effects, TV app, wallpapers, more","Wow, 7 Plus is super laggy now.. Springboard animations are missing a few frames, the iMessage effects lock the entire phone up while they slowly appear on the screen, frames drop while scrolling... Yay, my $1200 phone feels so much better now" +It's my passion in life.,Mind showing off? +":waves....throws prism stone in hope that gank squad will spare me. Decorates darkmoon tomb, leaves presents.:",":dons the xanthous crown, patches-squats:" +When i was that age i thought Mexicans spoke Mexican...,yes but that's somewhat better than assuming the English speak.. not-english +Had no clue Shea could do that,"By the look of it, the Ravens didn't either" +"Free-agent class announced, who should we target?",Grabavoy hype train +"So how do I get started as a newbro? I'm new to EVE and Brave, and have set my home station to our home base. How do I get started doing group stuff?","Install mumble and log onto our comms, sign up for slack so you get notifications about fleets, and we will get you started." +Donald Trump has lost popular vote by greater margin than any US President in history,Man this post got brigaded hard! +"CIA remotely accessed Russian hacker's webcam moments before hack, first images have been revealed.",Is this more fake news? +No,Well that helps thanks.... +Hillary Clinton failed to pay income tax on the millions missing from state department.,Is that before or after she ran a pedo fun club out of a DC pizzeria? +You can tell it is Ovi and not a homeless man because he is lacking a cup to collect change in.,"Jesus, would you chill?" +Also... more usb ports,Any more than 1 is an extravagence! +Is there a worse starter in the NBA than Emmanuel Mudiay?,"He's young, he has loads of potential !" +"Yep. Bariatric commodes, beds, wheelchairs, and beds all cost a hell of a lot of money. I worked in the rehab department and it was charged to rehabs monthly budget and not to the facility, so whenever we had an obese patient that needed something we had to tighten up the budget for all the other patients which is totally unfair.",They only cost so much because of fat phobia though. +Swap Imt w/ Renegades and I agree.,"Renegades take my energy, I want to see the fiery passion in their eyes as they smash this Qual." +Yes,"i'm out of the loop, what happened?" +"Ehhh, a lot of Filipinos do in fact hate Japanese for crimes committed during WW2. My Aunt would be one of them.",so dave chappelle was right...asians hate each other +I guess he would produce even more 1.6 GB updates for phone users? Maybe the thing is that animation is the only strong to his bow.,"well, seeing what card-ideas he has, he would fit the team just nicely!" +Which awesome government jobs are there in India which only require graduation? I just wanted a list of those jobs. How does one apply for them?,What's your caste? +"There are about 26,000 people on this sub better equipped to answer this than me, but here I go anyway. The Scriptural underpinnings are best found in John's Gospel, Chapter 6. There's a lengthy discourse on the subject. Important to note, when some of Jesus' followers balked at the idea of eating His flesh and drinking His blood, rather than say that He was speaking in metaphor, He doubled down on the language and reiterated that it was real food and real drink. The theology of it is a bit heady and, to be frank, some of it is beyond me. What's significant is that we receive and consume the Eucharist and that we call it Communion. By eating our Lord's flesh and drinking His blood, we are bringing ourselves into a very physical union with Him. By extension, when all of the faithful do the same, we are all brought into union with Him AND each other -- the Body of Christ. It is this last point that makes transubstantiation so important. Consubstantiation basically means that Jesus' spirit is somehow added to the bread and wine, but that the bread and wine are otherwise unchanged. You cannot eat and digest a spirit; there isn't a good explanation for what happens to Jesus' spirit after you eat the unaltered bread and wine. But tangible, real flesh and blood are digested and spread though the cells of your body, no differently than anything else you might eat and drink. Transubstantiation actually makes a bit *more* sense than consubstantiation. As much as these mysteries can make sense to us, anyway.",Thanks for the comprehensive response! +Anyone think its kind of absurd that a block counts as a miss? How is that the kickers fault?,Shoulda kicked it sooner. +I am not happy about these sorts of announcements. Today's times are quite a way from 2:00 and planning for breaking it could encourage doping in an endurance sport that's very well suited to that sort of thing.,Because no runners were going to dope until this happened. +"The Prestige. That one really messed with me, thinking about the repercussions of doing the water trick every night...","All I could think of was: Dude, [you have a fucking replicator, why not just make an infinite amount of everything?]" +What? PayTM at loss ?,Soon they will fire all the underperformers. +So you experienced emotions and responded to them naturally? You should be ashamed.,Burn the witch! +What's a little killing after body-snatching and trans-dimensional rape-by-deception?,"Well if he yelled Surprise it wouldn't have been rape no matter what, right?" +"Surface is absolute shit. Just a terrible, garbage device. Not fighting for the Mac side, I'm a PC guy. But man Surfaces suck.",You elaborated and gave such a wonderfully insightful review of the surface that I simply can't understand why I just downvoted you. +I would even be comfortable with people saying there was Russian meddling or there was Russian meddling but he would have won anyway but to deny it with this much evidence is just shitty and dangerous.,But Hillary totally pimped out Pizza basement sex babies from an establishment that doesn't even have a basement. +What is a toast or salute to say in Greek that is similar to Cheers! in English?,orea vizia +Bengals' last 3 first round draft picks played a collective 7 snaps on Sunday,WJ3 IS A BUST! +The meme is over,I CALLED 3276 WHEN YOU ASKED IN CC LIKE A WEEK AGO +Upgraded this tiny 660 to a 1080!,"Wow that's a very nice upgrade OP, I'm planning to upgrade my 660 to a 1060 very soon hope it fits in my HAF 912" +"Podesta is using it, not Comet themselves","Yeah, #chickenlover isn't code for anything." +"Nah, she'll show up and get her ass handed to her like the last debate. CTR will have to go dark again while they await orders.",And then we can discuss politicz rationally on arrr/politics for a couple hours +"Why do we fight for respect for religion and nonreligion, if we judge their decisions of what they do in their life? If they're not hurting anyone and want to utilize it to help others, isn't that what's important.",Because then how will I feel irrationally superior over inconsequential things? +"The War on Drugs in Ireland? 3/4 of drug related deaths in 2014 from prescription drugs, not illegal drugs.",Yeah but they're LEGAL so it doesn't count +Pussy squeezing through a tight place,"I've delivered a few babies in my day, and the baby comes out just like that." +And we've had them since the beginning too. In the early 2000s I had a 30GB cap with Videotron.,30 GB in Canada... is that like 25 GB in American? +Our memes are fun. Your memes are cancer.,LUL +Kanye West just spotted in Trump Tower elevators Saw it live on CNBC at 6:15 am pst.,MK Ultra project activated +How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? None. We manipulate the Software for light meassurement!,Nice one! +What did actually live up to its hype?,No mans sky +You guys don't really need a RB do you? Although a talent like Fourentte might be too good to pass on,"We need eye candy, watching Jets offense for these past few forevers has been painful." +She was getting a lil' wacky at the end.,Yeah because she was totally sane during the murders +Alberta says hi,Nice NDP government guys; great job +No that's the Conservatives who introduced the most taxes and spend the most out of any previous govt by running up biggest non wartime debt under Harper,I'm sure the recession had nothing to do with that. +Under A Wave,Reminds me of the Citadel Roof. +"Rigging primaries, doing everything they can to help only their establishment candidate, manipulating voters, preparing attacks on their own members. Changing campaign finance rules to allow for what would have been illegal 10 years ago (Hillary Victory Fund), trading ambassadorships for six-figure payouts, using the State department to fundraise, cozying up to wealthy donors and allowing them to dictate policy and the message. This is barely the tip of the iceberg, but it was more than enough for me to cancel my monthly donation and register as an Independent",Well you can't honestly believe that any of that is corruption! +Also clicking on different units should not show info on the side. This is not how RTS's work.,Yeah but its how League of Legends works and how are we going to get LoL's gamerbase to move to Dota2 if they cant understand our GIU? +TIL A Trebuchet can launch a 80 lbs projectile up to 300 meters,Ayy lmao +"I'm a white dude, and my latina girlfriend has been trying to convince me for years that mojonsito means honey.","I mean, from a certain point of view..." +"I'll really miss this inferior display. It's so nice, clean, and large. RIP","But I can't see anything, like how am I supposed to know what is going on below my HUD without moving my camera like a good player?" +Tech of The Month award for a retiring civilian. Thought you all would get a kick out of the bullets.,TIL Korea happened between WW1 and WW2 +There's a nuke landing in 2 hours and you're worried about the grammar in the warning,I will die like I lived. +Fuck oculus,quality post really added a lot to the conversation. +Today is my lucky day,Least you got +10 Salvage. +I took a picture of my strats headstock and filtered the shit out of it. I think it looks pretty cool. (1994 Fender MIM Wayne's World II Strat),You're clearly overly obsessed with your gear and need to stop taking photos and start playing instead +I wanted decent gear on my ironman before starting melee,"Damn that's pretty beast, nice work." +holy shit he's 6'4???? whoa,I... I'm 6'5... I think I can take this guy... +(shitpost) this subreddit right now after viewing the ending cutscene,Okay I won't watch it.... Until I beat it myself +"People who've deleted Facebook, what was the final straw?",Influx of baby boomers that ruin it like they ruin everything else. +The sticker on the back window of this car is on the Inside,"In an attempt to occupy them during a longer than usual trip, the parents had the kids stick it on the back window." +Congrats?,Thanks! +"Don't worry, the OT costs will be hidden in the hydro bill.","It has to be, or else the regular consumer might get too confused" +"The more you look, the better it gets.",I don't think it can get any better than that Demo. +"Columbia is an Oregon company, that's why so many people wear it in Oregon. Outside of Oregon, it's just another middle of the road outdoor clothing company. Not expensive, not innovative.",Yeah kinda like Nike lolz +mosquitoes,"That face when you live in Scotland, and the eradication of Mozzies won't save you from the midges" +This is a close-up of the new Baby shirt from Hot Topic,please sit the fuck back in your seat ftfy +#BTFO CUCK MERCHANT!!!,"MERCHANT IS FRIEND THOUGH, MERCHANT HAS BEST INTERESTS IN MIND." +"Report from Europe : Nope, we think you elected the worst dumbass of your history. Don't know a single person that think it was a good idea. Seriously.","Yeah, he is way worse than the actual White Supremacists we have elcted in the past that instituted Jim Crow laws and massacred Native Americans." +I thought this was going to be on r/jokes but apparently contagious face cancer is a thing,yes it's been decimating the tasmanian devil population +Ascended to the x34 yesterday and it's better than I imagined. Here it is along with my favorite game!,does anyone know what this background is i want it. +Good thing Seattle went with Loidero!,Meh the jury is still out on that signing. +CNN spreads anti-Russian fake story about Moscow school closure,Please use a better source. +"I will say this though... using a smart TV + DualShock controller is an interesting idea for at least trying out games you don't have the hardware for... But yeah, online game streaming is pretty bad for any game that requires quick reactions... I had a couple games for OnLive (the company Sony bought for PS Now) before they shut down and they weren't horrible but trying to play anything beyond simple games like world of goo was just painful...",OnLive on my old Sky broadband connection was top notch (1mb down shared between people) +"Hmm, you're probably right that I underestimated... But I don't think that doubles my estimate. I usually suck at math, but a billion credits should only cost about $3,500. Mean credit yield from 1 mega pack is 1.12 million. Which means you'd need to buy ~890 of them, which comes out to about 530k crystals. Divided by 15,710 (crystals in 1 vault), you're looking at about 34 vaults. I think I did that right? Either way, I'm sure acquiring that many mods was not cheap either, so yea... Maybe 25k was a little low.",I know i was pulling numbers out of my butt but i have a guildmate who has all toons g11 now and he spent somewhere around 10k for that +"Tyron hit Wonderboy so hard, he became Rocky.",yeah that guy deserves a rematch. +"Facing a criminal complaint, Alex Jones is scrubbing Pizzagate content","Looks like Alex has sold out to the (((globalists))), am I right?" +Oh god lol. It's 30 mins post match. I really should check the modqueue,"I'd go for 2-0 to us, Wood in the first half and a late one from Douk to seel it" +"That's a bit of a stretch tbh. Let's try to keep our expectations in check, shall we?",They're obviously just going to talk about the Wii U's final game. +"The only reason we knew about it in the first place was because the GOP found it useful against Clinton. Every fucking republican mouthpiece went on and on about fucking Benghazi. If Clinton was a Republican, we'd have never heard about it.","If it was a Republican, they would have been lynched by the media and people would have actually been outraged over the whole thing." +"Is the villainy not good anymore? I have the old fwc sold one, and the god roll nirwins mercy but have't used them in ages. Are they good or where they nerfed?","Mine shoots like a laser, and the reload speed is crazy." +So frustrating watching them get picked off over and over on B site and letting Aizy hit those nutty shots,"Yeah it really is, C9 REALLY need to work on their T side, if they can do that then they'll actually start winning their T sides." +Are you suggesting Dana said something that wasn't true?,Do you really think Dana would go on TV and lie like that? +Chainfire got his Pixel rooted!!,"Chainfire isn't the god we want, he is the god we need!" +"Remember, laddettes and laddies: Wait. For. Benchmarks. ^omfg ^I'm ^so ^fucking ^hype",Why would I want to do that? +"I'm sure BPD will somehow find that the shooting was justified. It truly seems like more training is necessary so that the officers sworn to protect us actually do. Sometimes people need to be protected from themselves. This was a situation that probably needed to be de-escalated, not made worse by firing on an unarmed man.","If you arrange his belt just right, it looks like an assault rifle." +"Browser hijacks. Not just adding extensions, but ones that permeate through all the browsers, replace stuff, and keep coming back. And on Mac there's no really good antivirus which exacerbates the issues","Ahh, but I hear NortonTM is now available for macOS !" +Wasn't he sued for a policy of racism at his apartment complexes back in the 70's?,"Yeah, but that's just business!" +looking for a outfit,Just use the ingame outfit browser. +"How do the Chinese know if you're Chinese or not? I am honestly considering changing my tribe name to something chinese (from google translate, it shows up as [][][][][][][]), just to see when the zergs invade, ill be safe.","It's simple really, you aren't zerging with them." +No winter crash playlist?,Thanks +"Next milestone, death!",I liked your comment until I saw that meant I'd push it to 667 upvotes +Absolutely MAD Athiest likes christmas,He isn't an Atheist but ok. +Thank you for that. It really highlights the fact that liberals and conservatives operate with a completely different moral compass. No wonder we get so angry with each other.,"Yeah, it's not rape, one person gave consent!" +"Donald is a billionaire. If you're going to shit post, do it right.",Maybe during that Atlantic city Casino bubble. +This is not evidence at all. Just Draymond displaying his BBIQ.,sorry forgot the +"Wintersday event is amazing This is my first time in this type of event in gw2. I have to say that amazing, I've been all the afternoon playing on this event because at first I didn't know what to do, but some people of my guild explained me and I get a lot of gold selling the presents and there are some achivements to get so its a very funny event. If someone knows what else I can do with those presents pls tell me.",Recycled content is definitely amazing +Why don't you give her a mailing address and see if she's bluffing?,"Yeah, giving some crazy Etsy lady an address sounds like a brilliant idea." +me and my friends played 4 Square all the time too. The ultimate goal was to get 3 of your friends in the same game and just gang up on the outsider round after round,Or have all your friends in and play easy so no one else gets to play for the rest of lunch +Cosplay =/= consent.,"It was just rape roleplaying, im a villain, i thought you were playing" +"This was my rocksmith when I was a kid, it came with a guitar pick that plugged into the computer, and you strummed along on a tennis racket.",I should put up a letter at my local guitar store letting people know that I'm available as a stunt guitarist. +Standing tall,Tippy toes +This is how the GTA V REDUX mod looks like with a Titan XP!,"Ignoring trolls, I think it looks great side from the minimap." +What a pathetic showing. And people called me crazy when I said Fitzpatrick wasn't good.,"Me too, I feel like I'm taking crazy pills" +'NBN Drags Down Australia's Net Worth By $8.8 Billion',"Lucky Google and Amazon didn't spend a lot of money on leading edge infrastructure, or they would be worth very little." +All walks of life in this city. Some sharper than others.,"I thought I was getting robbed at a urinal in a bus station in Cleveland one time, turned out the guy was just trying sell me a $10,000 necklace while I was taking a leak." +Tell the name of a fruit whose only peel is eaten?,Banana +"What WW trash could be picked up as keeper player treasure? Who is your vote for rags-to-riches 2017? Some of us are in leagues where you keep a player for the slot they were drafted at, or a late round pick for WW picks up. What players might be worth grabbing off waivers to give ourselves more keeper options for next year? This could be players who might be in line for starter work, players who could be leaving in free agency, or players who were doing well this year but were likely dropped due to injury. Who is your vote for rags-to-riches 2017?",How about Michael Floyd in case he stays with the Pats +Crabtree is the worst receiver in the league!!,That's what they get for talking shit! +What exactly does that do for our environment and health care and economy though,"Save it from being destroyed, hopefully..." +"Im already tired of people complaining about the Executioner. AND HE'S NOT EVEN OUT YET Guys seriously. All due respect, shut the hell up about the executioner. He's weeks down the road. We wont be getting him till February, and probably mid-late February even. The sneak peek is just what it is called. ***A sneak peek***. Its literally meant to let you get a look at whats in store, and card stats aren't final at this point. Jfc. Supercell, keep up the good work bringing us great cards and content. (Disclaimer: This is not intended to start a flurry of posts all saying the same thing. Lets one and done it for once. You're all (mostly, I hope) mature individuals.)",But he's so broken! +Bitch hell no yo eyes ugly as fuck I can't bust a nut to a wackass tiny mouth Sid the sloth lookin ass ho,Ghetto weebs are best weebs +Kratom and weed,ill take those into consideration thanks brotha +"The sport is so poorly thought out. The only point of it is to give broomsticks a purpose, and create another situation where Harry gets to be the most important person in the room. Which is basically the entire point of the wizarding universe. Everything serves one purpose; to further the plot and show the readers how important and awesome Harry is, and then never mentioned again.","Look, those billions in royalties and residuals don't make themselves..." +You're meant to at least try to pretend not to be a colossal fucking racist jesus christ,"It's cool, Trump's president now so it's okay to be racist." +you're an idiot then because it's bugged,it works fine in the lobby u retarded monkey :D +Would be funny if it wasn't even an actual tradition the tribe had. Like when they do it themselves the gloves are empty and they just pretend it hurts just to get tourists to try it to fuck with them.,Indigenous trolls. +"I have asked myself the same thing, what keeps me from buying a $100 ziplock bag with some free weed inside?","lol I mean theoretically if the bag was opaque and you didn't open it till you were gone, I just handed you the wrong bag" +Cleen and Megan Jean from season 7 are still together if anyone didnt know,Thats why I watch Ink Master! +Highest ever recorded wave of 62.3 feet has been detected by an automated buoy in the North Atlantic.,"Oh buoy, that is a big wave!" +"The end of the biweekly ADVICE mega-threads and the beginning of the daily GENERAL thread A couple years ago, we implemented a set of mega-threads to handle the never-ending stream of career advice questions and job postings. And whilst this has been a step up from what we had before, we feel it isn't enough. Time after time, users have complained that if you didn't get to the ADVICE mega-thread quickly enough, your question wouldn't get answered and not enough people go back to read old posts, even if they are stickied. So with that, we are now introducing a daily GENERAL thread to handle everything you want to talk about that is remotely related to engineering: * Career advice questions * Job offer and job market discussions * Resume critiques * Office/management/employee topics * Questions about school/major choice/course electives (homework questions will be removed) * Discussions of current projects, including progress images * Pretty much anything you want to talk about that is engineering or job-related is fine provided you follow rules seven (7) and nine (9). Job postings and inquiries will be directed to the CAREERS mega-thread, which will now be posted every Monday morning. The same rules for top-level posts still apply: if you have a question that involves the principles and practice of engineering, a top-level post is permitted. All other posts will be directed to the GENERAL threads. * * * #Examples of permitted top-level posts: * Where can I find the mechanical properties for A325 bolts? * What boundary condition should I use to model this structure in ANSYS? * When does ASCE 7-10 chapter 13 apply when designing industrial platforms? * Does ASME VIII address bolted joints in high temperatures? * How can I account for losses due to viscous flow in my heat exchanger? * Is the capacitor I have selected sufficient for this circuit? * How can I tweak my testing procedure to get more accurate results? * Is it unethical to stamp a project outside the specific field of your license? #Examples of posts for the GENERAL threads: * What should I study in school if I want to help reduce crime? * I think my boss is criminally insane - should I get a new job? * Anyone in Gotham City? I'm looking for a wastewater treatment job. * Should I include my experience with the police commissioner on my resume? * Anybody taking the PE this weekend/next month/in 2020? * What do you guys think of the latest Twitter trend about female engineers? * What do you do to pass the time at the office when work is slow? #Examples of disallowed posts/comments: * Can you help me with my thermo homework? * Can jet fuel melt steel beams?",But what if our job requires us to know if a certain grade of fuel can melt steel beams? +This is among the most retarded things I have ever read in my life. So I have to pay for the education of people who'd otherwise mug me while I don't get anything in return?,I hope this is missing the +"Where are we? She was a puppet for special interests. The more I hear crying from people like you, the more I know we did the right thing. Thank God America got this one right. #maga",Signaling back to the Kremlin with your hashtag huh? +Der schwarze oder der rote?,Der gelbe. +"I don't know the whole backstory on why they gave it away, so I can't make a judgement on that... But does everyone here really just get their pets from friends/family/people they know? I have no idea what the names of the people who gave me my dogs were. Their dog got pregnant, they stuck a post online, and I met up, chatted a bit, and picked out a puppy. What level of relationship is necessary before giving someone an animal?","If I'd had an animal for its whole life and 16 years of my own, I'd want to know the person." +*you're Sorry,"Not to discredit your correction, but I feel you're just actively searching for people to correct in order to get karma." +"People like these games. I think it's just as fine to downvote based on opinions you disagree with as it is to upvote those you agree with, contrary to what a lot of hugbox subreddits would have you believe. You're making a mountain out of a molehill.",It's literally in the Reddit site rules that the downvote is specifically not a disagree button. +Abbott had a very safe and secure upbringing where he was treated as the golden boy. Not the type who tend to get depression later in life.,"Nah mate, he definitely earned being made a manager at his mate's company right out of highschool, and has every right to be proud of how he almost drove the workers to a strike with his high standards based on zero experience or expertise." +I trust the RT more then our media. I bet our rebels carried out the bombs to blame Russia. Aerial footage proved Russia right.,The same kind of photos that MoD claimed show both a Ukrainian fighter and a Ukrainian BUK missile shot down MH17 +Making a hundred drawer fronts for a sales counter at a quick-food restaurant.,Can't wait for a kid to rip that off thinking the drawer is stuck. +"So, company calls you and tells you they've messed with the seat. That means you go out and check it to make sure? Not, I've had strangers working on my car, I should probably check things out of habit? Christ. What's the difference? How about we leave the business out of it? You know what I'd do if I dropped my car at the mechanic and I noticed anything out of place after? Drop the mechanic.","Yeah meanwhile lets check the torque on my lugnuts, make sure the oil filter is screwed in correctly, make sure they didn't cut any seatbelts, you know, things most people check whenever they get their car serviced." +If nobody claims him I could use one,It's ok I just got the cigarettes I'll be home soon. +Super Bowl LI Complete Ad Chart -- Who's Buying Commercials in the Big Game,Looking forward to PuppyMonkeyBaby 2.0! +I'm only including their studio albums + IR Disc 2,CoDex DayDreaming Decks Dark Desert IslanD Disk IDentikit Tinker Tailor SolDier Sailor Rich Man Poor Man Beggar Man Thief Ill WinD (might not count for your purposes) +DC-Area Marching Bands Opt to Sit Out Trump's Inaugural Parade,They clearly haven't seen one of the countless interviews where Kellyanne Conway informed us that Trump has a mandate. +A. K. A 2016 political debates,HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA +No one here with that name. Return to sender.,Just what I was thinking. +What's your worst experience with data caps here in the Philippines? I've been screwed over by Globe one too many times back when the FUP was introduced. I'd like to hear about your story about how you've been screwed over by data caps from ISPs.,Confused whether people here meant kbps or kBps +A tiny tupolev tu-334,"Wow that TU-334 is adorable, like a better looking A318." +"I have 70-120fps but feels like capped 30! I get 70-120 fps depends on the situation in game. But it feels extremely laggy(like a capped 30 or less) All my temperatures are fine and drivers are updated ,anyone else experiencing this problem/know a solution?",that's because our eyes can't see above 30FPS anyway +Rodgers named NFC Offensive Player of the Week,But he is W A S H E D U P +All of them,Except Dragon Ball Z. Not powering up for 4 episodes and Krillin is still alive. +Worse Than Watergate? Concerns Grow That Anti-Clinton FBI Faction Conspired to Hand Trump Election,The huffington post is such a reliable and trustworth news source +"He couldn't stay out of trouble here and was ultimately dismissed after a drug-related arrest, so hopefully a fresh start serves him well.",Yeah he won't have any negative influences in Cola compared to Clemson +Nice B hold!,thx man I am in 3rd grade teacher says im good at words +"Actually I've found that having tpyos in your post gets your post higher, because people love to comment to correct others on the internet.",*typos +"Is this the best update ever? So far, I believe this December update has been the best ever. So far everything they've changed has been good - a new, amazing, arena, 4 awesome looking cards, making epics not as rare, and making a clan collaboration crown chest, which many people have been asking for. So - is this the best update they've had so far? Not only is it big, (they're not even done with the sneak peeks!) but all the things they've announced have been amazing looking. What are your thoughts about this?",Nah the best update was when the Royal giant had his range increased by 1 +"Why aren't retailers carrying the new playmats? On FFG's store they have the new Battle of Hoth and Starkiller Base playmats up for sale, but no one else seems to have them (amazon, miniature market, etc). Is it just such a newly announced product they don't have inventory yet? In that case why aren't they taking pre-orders? Will these playmats be available exclusively from FFG? Really want them but don't want to shell out for FFG's $13 shipping.",because they look silly and nobody wants them on their shelves? +Port Authority cops accused of abandoning patrol posts to nap,Why can't they just nap during their 2 hour lunch breaks? +white people problems.,faltou o +My favorites one piece,"Holy shit, amazing!" +What is your favourite euphemism for having sex?,My euphemism for jerking off is having sex. +It's amazing if it has the ability Protean.,Kecleon! +He only won because he was black. Not competent. Not that smart.,"Yes, black people have been so historically popular in America" +Isn't that more or less Marx's thesis in Capital? That wage work was just slavery in a different form?,No that was rick and morty +That's f****** horrible why would you kill a dog,"Hey buddy, you forgot the" +Yes! Learn to play rainbow teams! Put the puzzle back in Puzzle & Dragons.,Does Ronove count? +You remind me of the babe...,What babe? +"How do you get unbanned? I had an issue last year where I didn't receive a giftee, IIRC.","Appeal, I guess?" +World's largest wave recorded between Ireland and Iceland,"Every 50 years, mother nature lets us know how small we really are..." +KeyArena has a 0% chance of appropriately hosting an NHL team. Plus the renovations would presumably require public funding. It's bizarre this options seems to be preferred by the City Council.,But it also has great access to transit and freeways! +Is it just me or do you get a little triggered when your teammates are too nice?,Better than the other extreme at least +I have a mate that drinks it every single night of the week. His teeth are purple and he has trouble sleeping.,Those can't be related surely? +"The thing that gets me is that at best doing the moral equivilent thing is like asking which is worse, cutting off a finger or cutting off an arm? Clearly one is worse, but you should still not be cutting off a finger.",I think it's more like they're both morally wrong but one usually has much worse results than the other. +"Dang, there goes my plans of becoming the galaxy's best firster. My firsting dreams have been dashed :(.",No man's sky is full of firsts +"LF: Pheromosa, Celesteela FT: Kartana, Buzzwole [Tradeback] So I tried once earlier but stupidly went out, so here goes again. I'm just looking to complete my Dex, any help would be appreciated, can also trade away a Kartana for good because I have 4 but none are any useful natures, sorry!",Yeah sure keep the pheramosa +"There were betas after betas. There would be public release, then the next day the bets for the next version would drop. With all these betas iOS 10 should be the most stable yet hopefully",Should be. +Fire destroys Amazon delivery truck on Interstate 15 at Miramar Way,"Hey channel 10 here, do you mind if I use this for my evening news report." +"I can see your perspective (also a former NiM raider), but your perspective is that of a raiding player.......this simply is not the focus of this game anymore. For the avg player the new system at least gives those who have never been in an operation a chance at gear. It's not perfect (needs better drop rates and a better way to gear alts), but a rare positive is that Bioware has acknowledged this and is considering some changes already.","You can still gear your alts just fine with the cxp system and legacy armor, so long as your alts are of the same advanced class or imp/pub mirrors..." +"I'm glad we don't have that here in the us. It's nice people are free to stand or not for the anthem. And their choice will be respected and they won't be shamed, harassed, or boycotted.",You are missing +"The point is here, at sporting events or the like, we can choose not to participate by sitting down and we won't be arrested.","Well, going to cinema hall isn't mandatory either.." +"Loss rate in Germany was about 1/3, in total 298 planes were lost completely or damaged beyond repair.",... giving it the name Witwenmacher (Widow Maker). +Is Chuck Pagano the new Jeff Fisher?,"No, Jeff Fisher made it to the Super Bowl in his 5th season as head coach." +which would cause a lot of inflation as the value of the dollar would plummet,right... I must of forgot to put +Any suggestions on good place to have a rehearsal dinner in the Hendersonville area?,Tilted kilt. +Archit & Slowpoke,"Calm down slowpoke, breeding isn't even in the game yet." +"Late Xmas party Just wondering if anyone on here has venue suggestions for approx 20 people. Looking to do a couple hotel rooms. Important part is noise tolerance; we can be a little loud, so something decently sound insulated. Thanks",My work is doing Triple B's in a few weeks. +really??? I didn't get parts ready yet even though I got the same stuff as u did except the cpu and motherboard which I got the i7-6700K,"Ordered 23rd, cleared 30th, nothing yet." +"Yes, it's worth it. If it isn't worth it, nothing is worth it. We're talking about the integrity of our elections here. What could be more important?",Emails. +Isn't socialism great?,No it's those darned capitalists hiding in the shadows! +"He says something which made her turn and freeze, don't know what that is. She shoves him, he lunges at her. She slaps him, he hammers her with a hard right hook. That's how she ended up the victim. He walks over and says something, which looks suspicious as all hell, and his reaction is disproportionate to her actions. If I were him then I wouldn't counter sue. The reputation damage from that alone would out weigh anything he may gain.",He was asking for it. +And most of those were from communism.,"There was never any true communism, it was all state capitalism!" +me irl,***The gentle memer shall no longer suffer*** +Lil' Jon Snow,Da King o da Norf +only 2 of those guys are actually french,still more than in their 11 men roster in football ... +"I treat everyone nicely, especially when i have never met them and have no idea about them. Tall, small, fat, thin, attractive, unattractive...everyone deserves to be treated nicely until such a time they reveal themselves to be utter arseholes.",If there's one godamn kind of person I don't respect... ... It's *tall* people... +Wait a minute. Since when is sex good?,"Since it *is*, because being is convertible with goodness, so when God made it, it was good." +"2016 Holiday Swag Bag Hi, folks! Happy Holidays! Chanukah starts on Christmas Eve this year. Wild, right? Anyway, some folks are opening their presents now, either early or in a timely fashion, and it's time to share what you've gotten! Don't post the stuff you got outside this thread, or it'll be taken down. I hope you all get what you want this year. I'm still waiting to see if Stuffmas Claus brings me that pony I've been asking for for the last three years.","I got the watchmen boxed set from my parents, this thing is beautiful" +Eli manning is an enigma to me. Is he a perfect case for separating QB's from team success? Or is he actually a decent QB that happens to be capable of imploding spectacularly any given Sunday.,I'm under the impression that when Eli is in a jam Peyton is somewhere holding his arms up giving him his energy like in DBZ. +"Please don't make uninformed diagnosis of mental illness based on something like an Internet profile. It is hurtful and degrading to those who actually are mentally ill and wrong. Anyone who has actually studied psychiatry or psychology knows that you cannot even come close to knowing if someone is mentally ill without lots of talk and personal information. The guy is a misogynist, this is not a mental illness, it's a learned behavior. He rambles in his writing like a large % of peoplease, that is not a mental illness. Depression is a mental illness, it's crippling. Ainxiety is a mental illness and it can destroy a life. Schizophrenia is a mental illness etc... being a rambling misogynist makes you an asshole not mentally ill. Please stop associating those people with those of us who actually suffer from mental illness. This is way too common on this sub and it's just wrong.",This isn't Tumblr stop +Honestly I'd love for trump to turn them off. And then I'd love to watch the federal government try and collect taxes from California and it's massive GDP. Then we'd watch the red states burn in poverty even worse than before.,"Yeah, because Californians aren't afraid of penalties from the IRS for tax evasion." +BREAKING -- CLINTON FOUNDATION EMAILS LEAKED!! GET IN HERE!!,I can't read these; they're obviously written in Russian +Why the ABORTION RIGHTS tag?,This is how baby's are killed +"Bro its honestly the best thing. Along side playing weekend league I have been trading using your tips bro, but honestly weekend league is so worth it. I was honestly so excited because atm, Im looking pretty good for monthly which is 12 informs. 12 INFORMS. That is crazy. This is honestly just a huge bonus","Honestly, I'm not sure you're being honest" +"We've lived in a few suburbs and would recommend something on the Northside, Fishers, Noblesville or Carmel.",From NYC to Noblesville...great idea +yes,You have weird kinks man! +IMO rugby is the best-administered team sport in the world.,I think you forgot the +Anti-LGBT man verbally attacks Tempe church employee -- cited Trump's win as permission to do so.,False flag false flag! +"The movie isn't out yet, but I already can't wait for the sequel!",Rogue Two: Manny Bothans +I don't see any evidence of Trump ever saying that he wants to kill any of his opponents. Can you please link me to some statements that he had made our actions he had taken that would imply this?,You forgot the +"Yeah, he stole places all of the time.","Ayy we have the same name :), yea true and he never gave any credit." +"Instead of the town directly paying for his cancer treatments, the town probably pays for health insurance as a job benefit. The insurance company may have increased the premiums when he had cancer. Since the town didn't want to pay the higher premiums, they cut him to part-time so that they don't have to offer health insurance to him.",This guy underwrites +Truthfully they should just form a group called black excellence.,But that would be racist +What i think of when someone says starcraft balance,So many surgeries incoming +"Alaska leaning red, eh?",Yeah because Democrats love Sarah Palin. +"Likewise, I've got about 150 dehaka games so far and I can only think of maybe 3-4 times I've ever overwritten a big heal with a small. Players who button mash are the reason this change came in and that's just not acceptable.","Yeah, this game runs so perfect and never lags" +"Are we back online boys? Took a nap since servers were down awhile ago, how are we lookin?",Back up +"Australia mapped only by dirt tracks, roads and highways","That is a really amazing pic, but when is it all going to on street view?" +"KBC to stop with Start to Save program, in order to move people away from saving accounts towards stock market. Opinion? Heard the title of this post this evening on the news. And it sounded very, very bad to me. It seems like the banks want to force the Belgian people to start taking away their money from their saving accounts, and move it for a big chunk into stocks. Then of course, when people did that, the markets can crash, and the banks somehow can make a lot of money because of the Belgians pumping their savings into the stocks. Or am I being too cynical here? :-) I've been looking quite a bit into stocks lately, and it seems the market has been very bullish for quite a bit of years now, and ready to have some bubbles crash in the coming years.",Let's all invest in stocks now when they're at (or near) their all time high +My husband once accidentally earned his red wings when my period started a week early. Whoops.,Well you are net a real man before you have had blood on the sword +No politics in the daily,My bad +"I was in uni, and there was a group of us that regularly met up for drinks after classes. Anyway one of them was this cute guy who after getting to know him a bit I got a little crush for. So I asked him if he wanted to go for a drink sometime. He said yes, we discussed where/when etc. When I turned up the rest of the group was there. I flirted my ass off for about a month, nothing, so figured he wasn't interested and gave up. About 4 months later we were all sat having a drink when it came up in conversation. He gave me this wide eyed look and said said he hadn't realised. Apparently he was gutted because he'd figured he'd been friend zoned and I was too hot for him.","I can relate to the guy in this, girl invited me to her apartment to get something told her ill stay outside and smoke" +When the game even punishes you for your naughty thoughts...,Well... technically you did pull the pin and didn't put it back in... +"Guys, recently this sub is flooded with good news on Malaysians' achievements. Best Comedian, Life-saving Basketballers, the Doctors, that Teacher. Kudos to all!",Amazing what you can achieve once you emigrate +"We need to win, but keep De Boer where he is. He is doing wonders for all of us. I think he might be a Juventino. De Boer uno di noi, uno di noi!!",It's been proved that De Boer has been hired as a spy agent from the Agnelli family. +"Mate. Leave. Now. Today. Wait 'till she's out or whatever, but leave. You don't deserve to be treated like this and staying isn't helping you or her. Get out and stay out, it'll be the best thing you ever do.",Reddit best place for relationship advice! +"ID - Texas, found by a friend on a job site","My guess would be a yellow-bellied racer in transition, but it also kinda looks like a bull snake to me, so I figured I'd ask." +New mousepad installed! I shall never run off the edge again!,What was the install time? +Terms of Service: Didn't Read. A website for a tl;dr for a widely variety of terms of service on the internet.,Plot twist: The plug in has the longest ToS in the entire universe. +Zeruiah is coming to town,"Literally the amount of pulls i did last year and i didnt get her Have you been stalking me, OP?" +Remove teamkilling entirely? I don't see why not.,"No, then we have a bunch of body shields you can shoot through." +The real worry is a nuclear winter.,found the solution to global warming +Tolerant alt-right,Being intolerant of their intolerance is the real racism. +"If the current intellectual debate in r/the_cuck is any indicator, Trump will spend the next 4 years trying to prove the moon landing was faked and that democrats have been spending a trillion dollars on a virus that only kills republicans by targeting the patriot gene TIL: alt-right conspiracy people have a huge dose of both ignorance and gullibility",Don't tell them our secrets. +Dragon removed confirmed,"As well as Minions, Pekkas, Miners, Bowlers... Back to th7 we all go!" +Does the OP get that in cash then?,Do you think VAT would be reduced by that 0.3% if the UK wasn't in the EU? +Bernie Bros have an excess of Salt I see...,"If, with all these flavours, you choose to be salty, I approve of adding chocolate." +The Quantum Mechanics Talk,Now we only need to get Deepak Chopra to read it. +I can't wait for 4-8+ years of you are the reason trump won whenever I am critical of anything right of me.,You not being able to wait is why Trump won. +"Why do we need a UK Championship though? Why not bring back European Championship? Or better yet, why bring a championship at all? I don't see the need for another title. The IC title has just now been on fire lately, while U.S. Championship is dead at the moment, so why bring another goddamn title.",For Roman Reigns to have another title. +"Push education and push it hard, educated people are more likely to have less kids. Push sexual education early, remove the stigma around having sex and teach people that using contraceptives is a good thing. Improve access to abortion services, and stop judging women who use them. Also, most of the people we like to think of as stupid aren't actually stupid so much as they are ignorant. Education can fix that.","Whoa whoa whoa, that sounds very un-Christian." +"I left one in a lake for a few years, that didn't work very well either, so don't try that.","No, no you're supposed to boil the water first!" +Rarely? What does that even mean? How many did he go to vs how many did he skip? How does that compare to Trudeau's rate of attendance?,Shut up dude it's all the fucking liberals and Trudeau that are the bad ones! +"Thoughts on free agency What are our chances of snagging Joel The Process Embiid? Parsons is a known free agent aficionado, and his bromance with The Process rivals that of Marc and Mike, and they haven't even played on the same team before. I think we could get him to be honest",Nah we'll need that cap space when we sign Steph. +I'm positive you could get absolutely disgustingly great over clocks if you left your doors and windows open and slapped a liquid cooler on there on top of it. Even in Texas winter beings me about 10 less degrees in CPU temperatures.,"Yeah, and explain to the 2 other people in the house don't worry if it's -20 something in the house, I was doing some OC, just put some warm clothes on, I'll cover the electricity bill for heating this month." +"Yeah, some advanced shelves (or stockpiles or whatever) would be great. I'm a terrible pack rat and very soon my colony is drowning in food, textiles, stone, etc and I have to build yet another warehouse. And another. And another... *I know there're mods for bigger stacks but I heard they're a bit buggy so I don't use them.* Also wanted to add **2a** - a refrigerated shelf or 'fridge'. It's like an equipment rack but it requires power and it keeps 2 stacks of meals (or other food) cool. Put it in the dining room so that your colonists won't have to trek all the way to the freezer for a meal.",Your fridge would also be great for those of us who have a separate kitchen and freezer so the cook isn't constantly going from room to room. +Nobody really realizes how fucked up that is. What if I made a rug out of some Asian mans ass?,How much you selling it for? +"First Time Outside, Doggy?",CLOP +"Haha I dont know why I singled you guys out in particular, you were just the first team that came to my head that had a game tonight",Yea I'm willing to bet the SF/LA game is gonna have a bunch more. +"Involuntarily didn't cheat! I have been doing keto for 1 month and had been feeling great all over (weightloss-wise and mood-wise). I have been eating with a 40% deficit using the keto calculator on the sidebar and was feeling no hunger ... UP TO TODAY. Today felt like nothing could stop me, I literally emptied my fridge. Thankfully it's cold outside so I won't go out buy more things, but I really feel like it. After a lot of gilt and regret, I logged everything in myfitnesspal: I am still at a deficit (almost 20%)! I have only keto friendly food in my house, so I involuntarily escaped cheating :) Back on my usual meals tomorrow :)",So you voluntarily did cheat is what the title says +Why I no longer use monthly loot box subscriptions....,More of a Star Wars fan? +"DAE not get effects from xanax? I swear its such a useless drug. I took 39mg of xanax before once but i dont remember being high at all. Every time i take xanax i take at least 5x the recreational dose because i obviously have a high natural tolerance, but i dont have any memory of being high at all! If i was high i would remember it Am i alone?",If you're not sticking it in your ass you're just wasting it +Unstoppable - Can be parried.,Well yeah it's unstoppable but not unparriable +I think the number of people who actually recognize the value of a TSFA limit increase is too small to make much difference.,Oh but it's only the rich that benefit from it... +Do you guys a having a problem rolling with girls at my gym there is unspoken rule go easy on them which is why I try and avoid go rolling with them,Almost as much as with noob white belts who know almost nothing........ +radio? is that a new streaming device?,"Nah though, I'm really surprised to hear Redbone is getting rotation" +"Army was also a potential beneficiary of this information, but for some reason I doubt the takes will be that scalding if it turns out Army also received this intel.","Army is willing to get into the dirty areas in order to secure a W at any cost, but Louisville is just full of dirty cheaters!" +I was in the north with Barbas hunting the legendary SkyWhale,this is clearly no mans sky +Dinos don't exist satan made them up to test pur fate and science is his tool.,you forgot +I fucking hate that line boys will be boys.,You mean a sexist generalisation that pigeonholes an entire gender as inherently being assholes *isn't* something we should be using? +"Cornell College Republicans president assaulted, called 'racist bitch' - The College Fix",Well this thread was *bound to be* nothing but peaches and cream from the start... +Am I the only one worries about the pot plant at the bottom of the ramp?,"Looks more like some sort of palm than a cannabis plant, actually." +What does this have to do with conservatism?,"Remember kids, don't fork your dongles, instead you should be checking your privilege." +Records: 95 Detroit poll books missing for several days... Situating is escalating fast!,It's all Russia's fault. +Hillary's Personal E-Mails to Be Published Today by Wikileaks?,Nothing to see except yoga schedules. +Taught by a friend in High School. I'm sure he learned from someone in his family. Grew up in rural Virginia.,Rural Virginia checking in - your friend is a diabetic barbarian +Gods work son.,just doing my part +wow......that van house is a dump,But mountains! +Don't worry about that guys! They got rid of National Action Britain is safe now!,You forgot the +You weren't kidding! All your posts seem to be to dog related subreddits,That's not creepy at all +Should buff out.,Nothing some Bondo and JB Weld can't fix +He looks like he's half-assing every play,It's just cause it's against his former team +"No Chapter this Week It's on break, new chapter next week. We don't need 10 people asking wen chapter?",when chapter tho +"Buzzfeed isnt the best news source, comrade.","That was my first thought, but it's surprisingly well written and fact checked." +"Hanzo, Check Arrow spam, Check Not a single kill, Check must be the Hanzo on my team :(","Hanzo and Widowmaker on the same team, Check" +Hardly. Partys switched in 60s.,Ahh yes... Huey Long and FDR were extremely conservative... Republicans like Robert Taft fought tooth and nail against the New Deal because it wasn't liberal enough... +Thin Client?,What does my weight have to do with anything? +"Then they picked the wrong part of the ocean. Humpbacks are found further north. They probably killed at least seven million stingrays and dolphins, though, and the tropical fish death count is incalculable.",Perhaps we get a Dolphinprobe in the new Star Trek IV and the want to communicate with these dolphins? +ELeague Qualifier Day 2 Matchups,Oh yea these are definitely random.... +"I don't think that he's white. At least not fully. The last name is Spanish. Also, his victim is Dominican, so I'm not sure how this fits into their narrative.",DAE one-drop rule? +OpTic will play FaZe in the 2nd round of the E-League Major Qualifier Discuss,OG - Faze / G2 - nV Not rigged at all +I wouldn't even know what a calm Sunday is in the regular season... bye week?,I guess those are the only ones that would constitute as calm recently. +"You can never account for that little bit of piss at the end. Sometimes it goes in, sometimes it doesn't",Such is life. +I've never had a problem with a CCW permit holder. It's a constitutional right and I think anyone who tries to abolish it is an idiot.,"You'll love NJ, the government loves CCW." +"Not to mention seafood, which contains way more mercury than vaccines ever have.",but that mercury is natural +Are you telling me MJ would be like Jerami Grant in today's league? Cuz that aint tru,"Yea Jerami's like 6'9, he'd body Jordan" +spending a week on this redesigned music player .. Currently music player can't do some stuff that I want it to do .,"Interesting, just keep it simple and improve the functionality and it's a winner in my book." +Sean Hannity And Kevin Sorbo To Make Anti-Atheist Movie,I'm sure they'll have a lot of great points and flawless logic... +PSA: Mario Go is perfect for 30 second flights,Go 2 miles and Super Mario Run is perfect on a flight +I'm imagining you rampaging around the office in one of those inflatable T-Rex costumes. Probably my kids fault since they discovered the trend on YouTube last night...,**Smunchasaurus Rex will show no mercy** +Just joking But what if I wasn't,Haha and then what ;) +This is what I think the next Star Fox game should try,"Yeah, but like, what of they just tried being fun?" +"I play bass. Into funk/jam/blues/jazz/rock. I live in Garden Grove now though so depending on how south you are may be to big of a pain for a jam sesh. Let me know, ill send you some live and studio recordings.",We're all the way down in San Clemente but if you're still interested (or even if you're not) I'd love to check out what you have recorded +"For future reference, if you have any splicer keys, (which can be obtained by killing the brood mother witches anywhere in the Plaguelands) you can use that in the same console your SIVA offerings go to open the door if you get locked out. This also works if you die in the forge and forget to wait for a revive and respawn yourself outside the arena.",Yellow knights drop them too +"It's still the right choice them. Yes, the team did well this year but that's an aberration that happens here and there. Their facilities, the school size, the recruiting, it all fits in the FCS really well. They'll have success there and have more fun while doing so","Ya I'm going to have so much fun with those epic OOC matchups against Simon Fraser, Colorado School of the Mines, and Western State" +Not BMW but BW...,its +Native 4K on a CONSOLE - PS4 Pro (LinusTechTips),"Oh gee, I wonder what a bunch of PC fanboys' opinions of the latest console will be, I can't stand the suspense of not knowing!" +"Worried that Reigns will be Double champion by next Raw. I'm hoping he gets caught for some doping shit again, and Vince has no other option than suspend him or not put the title on him. Let KO be the champ, let the JeriKo feud break out on RAW instead out at Roadblock. One can wish, eh?",The double champ does the fuck he wants. +Am I done yet?,You sound like my girlfriend :( +My uncle writes for Mr Robot! Maybe i could get you a autograph if you had any requests :D,"Hi, it's me... ur uncle" +Can we please just nationalise the rail industry and run it so it make a small profit which gets reinvested into the rail network.,Get outta here with that logic and reason +How can somebody fabricate a US birth certificate?,Ask Obama +It literally says on the tooltip that it affects quests that can only be completed once.,That requires reading it though. +Don't get it,A disabled person in a wheelchair is sometimes refered to as a vegetable. +TIPTLSNFTSOP - Today I pretended to learn something new...,lol butthurt cause your chicken lost the election. +what do you base that on?,Your post history? +"Curry held to 8 points. No one is going to talk about this, but they'll talk about Kristaps Porzingis held to 8 points? What the fuck?",Curry sucks. +"Reward for Completing Season 2016 ticket? Last year people got a special frame for completing the S2 Ticket. What about this year? Considering there is a total of 20k FP, I don't think it's too much to ask considering last years was 15k FP.",450 gems for 5 amazing skins + undying chests + treasure chest + music themes + announcer packs + avatars wasn't enough? +"you seem to not realize that German universities (the free ones) are not capitalist institutions. They are arms of the government tasked with the public service of educating the German workforce. They don't really care about hype, and the hype that a German university would bring by investing people's tax dollars in educating people *not even present in Germany* would only be bad hype. And alumni donations are an American thing. In Germany, alumni donations are called taxes.","Oh come, I'm sure OP was *totally* intending to be one of those donating alumni to the German university they graced with their online presence, once they'd done as many courses as possible to not have to pay back their US loan." +"I believe the question was what makes a decorated train Christian, or exclusive to Christmas?",Holy shit someone gets my point. +Why is the left/right concept so dominant and enduring? Politics can be valuably analyzed along many dimensions. What explains the dominance and enduring popularity of the left/right analysis? Many people shoehorn all political discussion into this one dimension. Why?,The French. +"i dont think instancing would cause the blocky lettering, but the disappearing is definitely instancing, i think it's both though. at least we can agree on something eh",:) +Do liberals even know anything about Iran?,They're peaceful and misunderstood. +"I hope niantic will never add trading to the game. Hey guys. I know some people cant wait for a trading feature in game. Im pretty sure trading would destroy the game completely. There will be much more botters, cheaters, spoofers. Also the game would be a pay2win game instantly cause people will just buy strong pokemon on illegal websites. I really dont know why some people want a trading feature. sorry for my bad english im 14 and not a native english speaker.","I see what OP is doing, he's using reverse psychology on Niantic *fap clap*" +"Where to find a vape for weed? I've seen a lot of people on reddit talk about using a vape for weed. I was wondering where I can get one and the price of it. I'm 21 so buying it is no problem, I would just prefer not ordering it online",r/vaporents +Why go lina over some other carry if you just want to right click?,High magic damage in addition to high right-click damage +Paul Scholes is exceptional 100% of the time for me,Sold my Scholes to get totgs Gundi - can't recommend him enough he's so solid +I've got a crazy idea. Hear me out. What if we just allow people to think for themselves and decide on their own whether or not something is credible? Naah. What am I thinking? That's too much to ask of anyone.,You need to check your privilege. +Turkish broadcaster suddenly began to cry on the air because doctors are forced to operate Aleppo children without anesthesia,"Better not let any refugees into the country, though, cause they might be terrorists." +Why would u be looking on boost when there is only 1 guy left? The probability of him being boosted there while all of his teammates died is so low.,Trying to REALLY sell the idea that he doesn't have a single clue where the enemy is before pressing the wh bind. +This suspension seems very fair to me.,agreement +It's actually fun to fight the NC though.,But all I ever hear from my fellow VS is that the NC and TR never fight each other... +"White MDMA shards/powder? So I bought a .5 of mdma from a friend and I haven't seen any in the past that looks like this. It's about half white powder and half kinda cloudy clear/white shards. He tested it in front of me and it turned dark purple/black very quickly. My concern is I haven't seen any in the past that looked like this. Now admittedly I haven't seen much pure mdma because back when I was young it was all pills, but the few crystals I've seen in the past few years were tanish/brown. Also it doesn't have a very strong sass smell or whatever. It's kinda there, but not nearly as strong as I'm used to. I put a little on my tongue and it does taste like mdma I've had in the past. Very strong in fact. So it passed a reagent test, tastes like mdma and my friend who tried it said it was really good. Does this sound right to y'all?","He did the test infront of you mate, I've had shards that are almost clear to White to brown, but I've noticed when crushed up they all look like a white powder, have a good roll knowing it's safe" +Outlast - Free with GWG via Xbox Store,Is this a game on Xbox one? +Why not make 6.0 require PHP 7? As in - rename 5.5 to 6.0?,Because Semantic Versioning is hard +Runway category idea No wig. Natural hair only.,Imagine Roxxxy's tear away with that... +"The GOP all about them corporations, who gives a fuck about the people, am I right?",Corporations are people my friend. +Mobile VR? You mean like Virtual Boy? :p,"Is that like, his b-boy name?" +"Custom loop, check. RGB, check. Am I one of you now?",Not with that 12fps gif. +So many sales on Amazon around Christmas! VR Goggles!!! lu...lubricant!... pocket pussies.... Oh God what have I done........,"I don't understand why people look down on guys who use realistic silicone female genitalia (like the Fleshlight) to masturbate, but it is okay for women to do that exact thing with silicone, lifelike dildoes." +Coast Guard Offloads 26.5 Tons Of Cocaine Seized At Sea,Yeah we can't have that kind of competition against the pharmaceutical companies can we. +100 Push ups 100 Sit ups 100 Squats and 10km running every single day!,Prolly more running since most Hanzos feed and are busy running from respawn to the point. +"Stop complaining and work harder and you can be rich too! Don't complain the rules are rigged, just keep quiet and play the goddamn game! -First part a quote from my Fox News viewing, Trumpeteer father. My response? Yeah I don't need to be rich, I just want a comfortable, stable life, in our super rich Country, to be allowed to see a doctor, regardless of my employment status, to be offered a level of education appropriate for today's realities, and to not allow people to go hungry, even if they fuck up and make mistakes or have shitty luck. Nah, that's crazy...we only have an $18+ Trillion annual economic output, where would we find the money???","we have to have 10x the military capacity of the rest of the world see, no fucking need for healthcare and education" +This is some 4chan shit,Top kekz tho +Too bad the Greeks already found out about this like a thousand years before that.,"That's just what the libs, with their revisionist history, *want* you to think." +"According to the sound monitoring system, we were frequently getting over 115 dB on critical pays","We set a stadium record of 115 last week vs Bama, and broke 116 tonight" +Typical day outside the San Francisco public library.,Good thing we stopped those pesky skateboarders +How did Hillary win the popular vote if Russia hacked the election?,Must have been magic +Elon Musk Joins Donald Trump's Advisory Team,"It's a setup Musk, he's already talked bad about you be careful!" +My wife came home fuming frustrated with the counter-therapeutic and often damaging advice bishops are giving to members of their wards that really require sound mental health advice. My wife is a professional therapist and it makes her job difficult when people believe that they are getting professional therapy by meeting with their bishops.,"After all, these men talk about the sexual lives of young adults behind closed doors - without parental consent for minors." +Snow every day? How about in July? Still snow?,Apparently you've never been to Michigan! +"It's 25%, I wish it was 30 xD",Even more reason to buff him! +"A small book where he can write down names of people and they magically vanish. Though he might have one already, who knows?",That might result in suden disappearance of 50% of Turkey's population +What Android app is this?,Google Cloud +MLB labor deal requires earlier game start times,Who needs to see the first few innings of games anway? +literally unplayable,"The white pixels in the corner, I quit the game because of this." +Same.,I do see my character every race. +TiA: lol speshul snoflakes r so easily offended amirite xD. National Geographic: Our January 2017 issue features trans people in a positive light. TiA: FUCKING SJWS! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!,"To be fair, Rupert Murdoch is a Marxist SJW cuck." +"It's a real shame, domestic violence needs to be made illegal.",you forgot the +"If, hypothetically speaking, I were to make armour for the other factions, who wants it more?",Feckin overpop +You never know who can just beat your ass out of nowhere. Some of the best fighters I've met have been smaller guys. Most of my bigger friends have never been in fights because their size is intimidating.,Short MMA fighters are deceptive as fuck. +You're right. Same thing. Let's give China a free pass to repeat the same mistakes.,yay. +"ABSOLUTELY NOT NV IS GOD. EVERYTHING SUCKS BUT NV. HOW CAN THEY SAY THAT?? I MUST WORSHIP NV!!!!!!!!!!!!! COME HERE BROTHERS, WE WILL SIT IN A CIRCLE AND JERK EACH OTHER OFF WHILST WE CHANT NEW VEGAS",I think you dropped this. +One way to divide Italy,"Rome is economically in the center, just saying" +"So I guess the Spit released today, couldn't tell.",Thanks for the red arrow buzzfeed ---- +"Hey, you must be in my sights",This is great. +He hasn't even been the president yet so how has your opinion changed?,Because he was elected he must be great +Vader's newest cabinet pick! Upsith for rebel tears!,"We have the best governors, don't we folks?" +Super intelligent full stop? Or super intelligent *for a snail*?,the real lpt is always in the comments. +How do I buy credits for someone else?,"You could buy them a voucher, otherwise there's no in game way of doing so." +The Crew (and other games) are free again. Download it or Plunger will come stay on your couch.,my computer is too shit to run it weep for me +I've been using an S6 for like a year and half now after years of iPhones. Android fucking stinks in every way imaginable compared to iPhone. You would have to be completely ignorant of what it's like to use an iPhone to put up with this shoddy garbage of an OS.,you forgot the +"Got spotted by my little cousin - got to talk to her about why I carry Last weekend I was at a family function at my uncle's house. Gradma's birthday. Good food, good family, good times. At any rate, I was bending over for... something, can't remember. And the butt of my 4 o'clock Walther PPQ was apparently causing a sharp bump on my shirt. Normally I bend at the knees, especially out in public - even though I don't particularly care much about printing or bulging given that people don't generally pay attention and that I'm in Texas. At any rate, my pre-teen cousin asked me what the shape was and I told her it was my gun. (With the exception of 2, every adult over the age of 21 in my family has a CHL anyways, and I'm one of the few males who didn't go military - we even have a cop in the family.) She looked a little surprised that I had a gun and asked me why I had it. So I got to have a short little conversation about why I carry one. Gave her the standard stuff, bad things happen, be prepared, cops aren't always around, and whatnot. Given the nature of our friendship she bought into it pretty quickly. Later in the evening she asked if I would take her to the range. :-D So sometime this year I'll be taking my little cousin to the range and breaking her in with my .22s! Probably will turn it into an early Christmas present or something. I'm quite excited.",This is always awesome to hear. +Dodging Skills +10,Who dodged what? +"I don't, I find it quite selfish",Let Ohio state have a chance. +Vayne just three shotting everything that isn't a massive tank these days. Nothing that special,but she's so balanced with her true damage auto attacks +Let's just hope it's not another metric vs imperial mix up.,If it was it could be an easy enough one to fix at least. +Can you smell what the Hawk is cooking?,IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL +Trump sons removed as directors of nonprofit,This blatant corruption makes you wonder what sneaky things they are doing that haven't been uncovered yet. +Two sets of ovaries here,More fishy than my biological ass +Indianapolis yesterday,Thank fuck this hit the night I left after PRI. +Glitches and such,But that's part of the Bethesda experience! +Who gives a shit? The only people at 4000 are people who spent way too much money on a game.,"Nah, 3.7k is currently viable as a f2p, and now that there's no reset below 4k it's going to be a lot easier to reach, and I would estimate that the current 3.7k players will move up to at least 4k after a month or so of the new reset" +"Your article is quoting an anonymous source claiming Comey disagrees, that's not evidence either.",I heard that it's possible Comey's phone camera was hacked and they have photos of him engaged in kinky diaper play. +What games have you a platinum trophy on. I myself do not got one at the moment i am working to get one on Uncharted 4 tho.,Super Meat Boy +Snails use they/their pronouns because they are hermaphroditic.,Did you just assume my gender? +Triplette is literally a disaster. That's the only word I can use to describe him.,I think we all know by now that they are the same crew that screwed up the duke johnson fumble recovery in the browns vs washington game.. NFL has to look into this crew cause they suck ass +Got one. Wore it for a day. Found it completely unnecessary and ugly. Never wore it again.,Took you a day of wearing it to decide it was ugly? +"(PC) Games where I can play as a jackbooted thug? For example, in Mankind Divided you play as an Interpol agent, and there's a really fun quest where you need to stop an underground newspaper from reporting on you. One of the solutions is to track them down and summarily execute them. Are there any other games of any genre that give a similar experience?",Call of Duty: Black Ops or Ghosts +I would LOVE a GOP email hack. You think the DNC was bad? I would fucking love to see what the Republicans are talking about.,yes because finding out the rnc hated trump would be a huge secret revealed to the country. +"Obama isn't making some unilateral statement out of nowhere. Whether you've chosen to inform yourself or not, the proof that hackers related to Russia hit the DNC is confirmed at this point.",Confirmed... by anonymous sources while at the same time both the FBI and the CIA refuse to comment... Yep totally confirmed and aren't just trying to play the long con to pull a last ditch effort to delegitimize Trump's presidency. +Don't leave your watercooled PC out in the cold! :(,Shoulda used antifreeze +lol yeah but what are the words in the picture?,Dude! +Good old Dardoch reforming.. xD,"This is BY FAR the most TOXIC thing I've seen, like look at all those DISGUSTING words he used, God how is this guy allowed to be pro." +"interestingly enough, this HUD seems so fucking huge and horrible, just after a couple days of not staring at it. I am quite glad it is gone.",dw ull get used to it! +"Both get them on Monday. Technically, by the time we get it on Monday (12-1 pm est), it's already Tuesday in Japan by like a hour or two.",I mean technically japan is 9 hours ahead so that maths doesnt work but yeah +Alchemist or Jacket? Or both?,I was going to ask the same thing. +THINGS DANNY VUKOVIC COULD SAVE LET'S GO GUYS:,A 7 POINT GAP AT THE TOP OF THE TABLE (I'M NOT CREATIVE) +Her enthusiasm is so genuine.,I hope that was +Best I can do is 7 keys.,Lemme wait for a bit offer. +It's just a shame that glass breaks so easily and is heavier than plastic,Obviously use bulletproof glass then... +Pass into the iris,Free your mind +Tongue piercing done yesterday by Matt Hammond at Royal Pain Tattoo :),Enjoy the diet of soup yogurt and applesauce +being fashionable as a vegan: is it possible?,I'm not fashionable so this advice may be entirely useless but buying things second hand out from thrift shops seems like a good idea to me. +That's not what makes nuclear invalid. Since Fukushima the safety precautions have gone to such extremes that they have to be preparing for every one in a million chance they can think of.,"Considering the negative consequences from something going wrong, I'm okay with that." +Government and politicians do shady shit and make unseemly deals for power and influence!!!! Oh noes!!! How old or young are you?,Yeah they are doing shady shit it's no big deal bro chill +WTF dolphin.,This dolphin has one weird fishy fetish +My cims took Road Anarchy to a whole new level,Yet another example of fundamental problems with this game. +"Looking for Instinct players in Norwood! I am what feels like one of three Instinct players who live in Norwood and I live in the middle of 6 or 7 gyms that I can see from my house every time I open the app. Constantly the gyms are dominated by Mystic and often at level 10. I braved the snow this morning to take down two high level gyms this morning, but on my own it took me quite a bit of time, just to do those two. Any time there is a gym that is taken by Instinct or even Valor it never lasts long. Hoping to be able to coordinate with people so we can put a dent in Mystic's control over the town and hopefully build up a few high level gyms.",Going to PM you! +"Yeah, your right. This one bugs me way more then the others. Their not nearly as annoying.",Why am I even upvoting this? +Guess what the E-25 is back.,Some employee at WG is about to buy himself a Beamer +How many times am I willing to replace the filter/pump?,Yeah nothing gets by the filter. +The whole book?,No just until page 54 paragraph 2 +"But he is saying, what if that number gets moved to a google account? Then op become primary account holder of that number?",You still need the pin to move the number to google voice. +We'll probably get Russian BB before British.,I'm excited for the Russian CV's coming soon! +Luci-Oh,D-d-d-d-d-d-duel? +wut? over watch is amazing. why wut,Yeah but like y was it not no mans sky? +WOOX IS THE REASON ROT DESTROYED THIS TOURNEY,wtf ye i blame his mother if she wasnt here this tourney would've been good +"Thinking of magnetising my AoLong V1. If I mess up, what do I do?","Acetone should dissolve the superglue you're using to place the magnets, so you should be able to clean the cubie and try again if you mess up." +znajder putting in work talk about resurgence man,znaider can't compete against t1 +"It's because there isn't any proof Russia hacked anything. Besides even *if* they did, the problem isn't that Clinton was hacked it's *what Clinton and her campaign was writing in those emails* not that they were hacked. Being hacked doesn't invalidate the Clinton campaign rigging the democrat primary, or their collusion with mainstream journalists. Besides we're Americans, is there a government we haven't fucked with in some manner? How many governments have the CIA overthrown? How many elections have the US had a hand in? We were fine with Obama telling the UK that if they leave the EU they would face consequences in the form of trade. It's not like this is the first time a government has involved itself in another governments voting. It happened this summer but we were on the otherwise. All that said there still isn't a shred of proof that Russia has actually done anything.",So you're saying there isn't any proof but if there were it would be okay because we've done it before? +"In a moment of frustration, I equated Trump supporters with Nazi sympathizers (considering neo-nazi groups and the KKK supported trump, I don't think I'm way off) and I was told if you think trump supporters and Nazis are anything alike, I hope they do you the way they did the Jews in 1939. It was either a phenomenal troll or this person actually lacks the ability to grasp irony.","well, maybe the Chinese should do to them what the Russians did to German soldiers in WW2." +REDDIT HELP ITS SCARY,"Zamorak, the god of chaos has returned" +yesterday was an interesting day at school.,Ooor Karma is more important to you than your career +I just bought my first batch of 1.7 and I literally almost puked. Was hoping to save money by moving from 2.0 to 1.7 but I have done the opposite. Now I have to find someone willing to buy 1.7 off of me. 1.7 is utterly terrible,"I just did the same thing, liked the 2.0 taste now I'm nervous since the powder hasn't arrived yet." +That or maybe they want to save their rank,Ya but we're half way through the season so there's still time to get it back. +Only woman in GTA Online that is actually bae.,The amount of times I had to see this cutscene because randoms kept fucking up +"The top tax bracket pays far and away the most taxes, of course any tax breaks will benefit them the most. Its just math.",The 2nd part of that isn't true. +The best part about that Shit talking about bernie was that it almost all occurred after may.. when Bernie was no longer able to win the primary no matter what happened. Apparently the DNC having the common sense to start supporting the person who is literally guaranteed to become the nominee is a bad thing now.,But the superdelegates don't vote until July! +So is she brain damaged or an evil supergenius that has gotten away with the murder of more than a hundred people?,Yes. +"They undermined our democracy? You mean they scheduled fewer debates, had first look at like 2 or 3 news stories, leaked a couple softball debate questions, and said some mean things behind Bernie's back that they never followed through with, while Clinton was already the projected winner. Fucking boring stuff that did not amount to a few million votes. Stop blowing it way out of proportion.","Actually, the intricacies of her position on the Flint water situation were what tipped me in favor of her over Trump" +"I agree with you on that. I couldn't bring myself to vote for either major party's candidate. I finally just wrote in Sanders. I know, I know, I know, but I need to sleep at night.","Rest easy, Trump is in charge now!" +Smite Ymir code?,I think this post is against the rules +"Buying a small amount of BTC in NY? I'm only looking to buy $5 worth, and all the LocalBitcoins listings exclude NY residents. I can't use anything requiring an ID. Is there something simple I can use? I'm willing to pay up to double the price of the actual BTC worth if I have to. Thanks for the help in advance.",mycelium trader. +Best Mode to Pad Stats?,motd +Why do different people speak different languages?,Because they tried to build a tower to reach heaven. +"well shame about the L, but we didn't deserve to win anyway. hopefully everyone learns and get something out of this.","They didn't learn anything from last season, doubt it starts now." +"Through the mobile app, I watched my guild mates hit 110 within about 16 hours of release. Yet, here I am with about 9-10 hours played, and only 105.",NA region first 110 was ~6 hours played. +How's the grandkids?,Found the young person. +Plus Lebron James took his spot on the Heat,He's lucky Dasean wasn't the same after that injury. +But he could also be a great compliment next to Embiid,"Oh, well then you can have him!" +"The first doctor was travelling with his granddaughter, then it was kept as a theme throughout.",I see a Rick and Morty parallel here. +My composition professor who didn't/doesn't support me in my choice of compositional style.,Well does it suck? +I'm not your sugar daddy. (x-post r/Tinder),Hey at least she admits it's her fault you're too dumb to realize you should've paid up in the first place +A tribute to Urijah Faber's storied UFC career,I guess WEC is UFC too +"any pop culture reference to dwarfs, guess GOT. You'll be right 95% of the time. If it references said dwarf's penis, that goes up to 99.999%.",GOT or Elf. +"Pretty sure Uchtdorf was the one serving the homeless last thanksgiving or Christmas. Of course, he had to do so at the Catholic run soup kitchen, because for some reason, god's one true church on the face of the earth doesn't have a soup kitchen of their own.","To be fair, it's good for mormon leaders to someone acknowledge the existence of other churches." +"Oh, that tendency is INFURIATING sometimes. I've told the story on here before about the time a guy followed me home, shouting sexual come-ons at me. I'm a female, on foot, and he's in his vehicle. I am not only smaller than him, I literally cannot outrun him. So Redditors are gonna sympathize with me, understand why I'm scared and how dangerous such a situation is, right? WRONG. Well what about his feelings? Just be honest with the guy, he can take it. Oh, I never see catcalling happen in my area. They were more concerned about whether I had somehow *led this guy on* who was following me in his vehicle, than whether I felt imperiled.",you were literally leading him on that night. +TIL Number of YouTube views equals quality of the song.,That means Alone is a god tier song +"A NATO auditor who had uncovered evidence that ISIS was being funded by Western government, was found murdered in Belgium.",Anyone have a source on him from finding funding for ISIS? +Thanks everyone. There's some sound advice here. I don't spend a lot on rent now. I live with a room mate as well. I'm thinking of moving somewhere else and at some point I will have to...the landlord has us on a month to month rental as he plans on demolishing the house and building something else. I don't think I'll crawl inside a bottle anytime soon. I just think things in Vancouver have taken a turn for the worse for lower class/poor folk like myself. I've thought about school and think that I'll go back for a change in career if I can't get hired into anything different. Thanks for your responses. I appreciate the feedback and it's good to realize there are others who are faring about the same as I am.,"There are several programs at BCIT that are 2-4 years and the jobs pay decent after ($50-90k), but I have no idea what wait lists are like these days." +"New socks, especially ones that are soft, fluffy, and warm :3",I'll add new sweatshirts that are all warm and fuzzy before several washes have tainted them +"sexist pig, how dare you. she is more then just pixels.",Ackchyually... as a fictional character all she ever will be is pixels. +"You wouldn't be in Homewood, would you?",I could have sworn that was The Briary too. +I have a very similar looking id badge.... Store 175 checking in,Store 112 +yall wild,Wyd tho ;) +Good thing Robert is actually dead.,No trust me he is prometheus he jsut dodged the bullet when he died +10 team Standard. Pick one: Blount vs. DEN Coleman vs. SF,"Blount for sure, he's rolling." +hurry up and get fucking paid man.,Year review is coming up soon so I'm being hopeful and hoping the negotiation will go well. +disagree.,There's a big difference between someone fleeing a warzone and someone taking advantage of lenient rules. +But the icons are too small to see anyways right?,dont forget your +Best Mode to Pad Stats?,Just play duel and pad that kill / assist ratio :P +He might sacrifice himself to trigger a revolt.,Fat peasants don't revolt. +Are you sure that what really happend and not just what a fabrication just to hide something else?? Maybe the world never will know but al goes in who much you trust your goverment and how hard it can go to cover something.,I'm sure the govt has nothing better to do than harass a teenage hacker and then cover it up... +"And a boy being attracted to his male friend with a girl inside. Also a girl falling in love with a boy in a girl's body. Also a guy falling in love with a guy in a girl's body. Wow, Kimi No Na Wa covered all the bases.","Hmmm, maybe OP was right about it being an LGBT-themed movie." +2016 (after The Force Awakens): Adam Driver 2017 (after Rogue One): Felicity Jones 2018 (after Episode VIII): Oscar Isaac? Hopefully.,I really want Daisy Ridley next year. +"One of the things that pisses me off most is how the right-wing radicals dominate every fucking national issue, every day and week and month and year and decade, and they *still* bitch about being forgotten. Christ I wish I could forget these assholes.","a little trick about dealing with insecure people who judge others in order to feel superior - run, don't even stop for water." +A new poll shows an astonishing 52% of Republicans incorrectly think Trump won the popular vote,Isn't it interesting that is exactly the proportion of the poplar vote he won by? +Polish Marxist Leninists make racist poster calling Obama a 'Black monkey'. Also antisemitism,"But you know, all racism is from the right" +What if Santa is real and most adults are just on the naughty list?,"Checkmate, atheists." +"Oh, hello. Say, I'm noticing a few things: * You failed to address my responses to you two nights ago, those in which I presented you statistically-backed arguments and questioned your resorts to unnecessarily hostile behavior. * You've resorted to that unnecessarily hostile behavior again here. * Your two general responses to all of the evidence-based complaints about Jackson's performance have been along the lines of You're a moron and It's not Jackson! * This is a discussion forum, in which people share their opinions. Get used to it.",In fact I never called you a moron once. +"Bruh don't wanna sound like a Puppey sympathizer but this is REALLY old news, like now you're just trying to stir the pot for Reddit karma","news to me, I didn't start watching dota or play until 2013 along with watching TI3" +asl,15 /f / Viterbo +"but... it doesn't matter what rate it happens at, you'll be dead long before any cataclysmic point.","Yeah good point, fuck everyone in the future lol" +Cookie Fail My Wife & I Spotted at Our HEB,"I think it is us who have failed: On the Chanukah menorah, eight of the arms are for the candles which represent the 8 miracle days, and the ninth arm is for the candle used to light the others." +"Never have and never will hack. I think this must have been a misunderstanding. I'm a very solo type of player, I don't often party or trade. Even still, both of the reasons I got banned for are pretty silly anyways. No player can know if he is partying with someone who is hacking or trading with a hacker. This is not on me, it's on Nexon.",I forgot the +Train wreck,Adults are the worst! +How they treat their animals? Care to enlighten me?,"No, it's there animals." +"When was OpTic's last 3-0 lost? I say this, because I'm certain that throughout all of Black Ops 3, OpTic wasn't 3-0'd in any league matches, or event matches. It has to be some time in AW",Yesterday +"Man served 21 years in prison, off a false rape claim by a 13 year old. Comments section defending the girl.","Yeah but hes got that pedophile stare and the mustache, so he obviously did it" +Fuck Texas.,Intelligent and charming! +It's not entrapment. They weren't forcing OP to do anything illegal.,Sounds like something a cop would say. +"well if it means anything to anyone, the Clippers were up by 43 at the the end of the 3rd quarter against the same team (Blazers) on Nov. 9th before the put in the bench. score was 80-40 at one point","And the Warriors kept Curry, KD, Klay, and Draymond in the 4th quarter just to pad the stat sheet." +"That's what the cult wants you to think, taking advantage of the mysticism surrounding Buddhism in the west. They attempted to manipulate government opinion and stage protests to coerce the government into suppressing people who question the legitimacy of their religion. Sadly they chose to mess with the wrong government.",Them being a cult definitely gives the Chinese communist party the right to jail then and harvest their organs. +was,Did she died? +"Right? Sure, that was a little dumb. Not five minutes after that, a t-rex and a raptor cooperate to kill a genetically modified supermudersaur and they then come to peaceful terms and part amicably. Jurassic World is filled with ridiculous bullshit. Dumb lady wears bad shoes is like complaining about the potty mouth in Pulp Fiction. If you have a problem with the movie, that is going to be way down the list.",Watch your privilege bro +Greg Ward will work out at UH Pro Day,Think the Texans might take him? +I remember a couple of years ago some Bulls fans were shitting on MCW but his stat line was the same as Rose's.,But they won the trade! +"I can't get past your name when I read this comment. I can't get this image out of my head of Danny and Drogo's unborn son somehow saying this to me. Don't tell me if anything involving this baby happens after book two, I've only read the first two so far and I don't need ASOIAF spoilers right now, dammit! Thanks though!","Your welcome, but that's not even the name of the baby, the baby is called Rhaego and I'm Rheago." +"We passed on Khalil Mack and Derek Carr. We can acquire all the draft capital in the world, if we continue to draft shit-tier prospects it's irrelevant.",There will never be any more good players in future drafts. +Rush is 100% baked of his tree!,Weeds a PED apprently +"In the US at least, more men than women are victims of rape.",[citation needed] +How do people become this bad?,Even worse it's over Xbox so you know he's not a real PC gaming gentleman +How many teams in NFL history have started 5-0 and go on to miss the playoffs? Can't be more than a handful.,2015 Falcons +They got their material from an internal source within the DNC. Assange stated this a few days ago.,"Yes, I'll trust him over all the United States intelligence agencies." +"The biggest issue here IMO is the docked points. Yes, you have a point, but why were his points taken away for another's mistake / problem?",Because obviously the baby was curious and therefore naturally should be allowed to just wander around without supervision. +"Let's play, Guess That Oath... ...Swear unto me by thy throat, and if thou tell it thou shalt die; and swear thy brethren by their heads, and by the living God, that they tell it not; for if they tell it, they shall surely die... Raise your hand if you thought this was from our sacred temple ceremony. Raise your hand if you knew this was Satan talking to Cain in the Book of Moses. Kind of creepy.",Clearly Stan has counterfeit oaths that sound similar to God's oaths. +Did nazi that coming huh?,"This is the funiest shit ever, every time" +You don't get it.,"And now, when you so graciously explained what you are vaguely hinting at, I understand." +"I wouldn't say it's a problem, but having your own algorithms gives you a lot more control that people just using the app, so that is pretty cool.",hey well thanks - now that i know about prisma i should probably tweak it so it doesn't look similar... +Skyrim trickshot,I've never seen this gif before. +OLED iPhone 8 to Feature Curved Display and New Touch-Sensitive Technology,"This will be excellent for that bookshelf of iPhones I wanted, they'll have the equivalent of a book spine!" +that's not gonna stop people from not complaining though,"True, but I'd think there would be a greater number of those who like the feature and don't say anything about it than the vocal minority that normally complains about every new feature, good or bad." +he tells one to many guys to suck his dick for it not to be suspicious tbh I could see him as a closeted guy,TIL Ron Perlman cosplays as Rust to pick up lonely men in dive bars +Post-Game Thread: Green Bay Packers (8-6) at Chicago Bears (3-11) Please keep all game-related discussion in this thread to keep the subreddit organized. Thank you!,"Sure does suck that our QB is washed up, and we should get rid of him." +Russia at it again...,"first the election, now this" +Jameis Winston wins the Rex Grossman award for most up and down QB during the season.,"He's got competition in Fitz, no doubt" +"Got outted on TV, time to delete post history!",This is such underrated advice. +"Yeah, not fun is it?",Never is and never will be. +*in spite,"Gosh, they can't do anything right, can they?" +Then you realize that nobody gives a shit about 1v1s,Yeah its not like you actually have mid/top lanes in bronze silver amiright? +"Considering they were all in their own completely original worlds with monsters and magic, I think they definitely qualify for fantasy. FF7 was steampunk through Midgar and when dealing with shinra, but that's at most half the game. Same for the others honestly. Magic and eidolons and crap like that permeate the worlds in FF. Shinra was only steampunk because they used some magical life force that flowed through the planet for power. Idk just seems fantasy to me, although I won't deny other elements are present.",TIL fantasy and sci-fi are mutually exclusive +"People want the guy to unknowingly track and follow a different car, maybe a cop car. It's not like he knows what he car he attached the GPS to *looks* like, right? He's just going to walk up to a cop car and think he's going to harass the same woman, right? ... no? Oh.",Obviously an *unmarked* cop car......... +"An Idea for April Fools Everything is normal. Except, every time a ult goes off the ult sound is randomized. There could be a Genji declaring high noon or a Soldier announcing he's dropping the beat. Would be fairly funny imo",Blizzard should get everyone to voice everyone else's ultimates so they can do this. +JOIN THE PUTIN BANDWAGON!!!,No. +How did you get that scar?,I busted open the skin at the base of my pinky by tripping up the stairs while carrying milk and bread. +There's something special about a game in the snow... Kys branden gaudt or what ever your name is,Bring Back Phill Simms +Putting something in the fridge doesn't mean that the whole office now owns whatever I packed for lunch. Theft is theft. I am unsure why a thief has any expectation to what they will be getting when they steal. Would a thief have any legitimate grounds to sue if they broke into a bank and hurt themselves getting out?,Burglars have sued in the past for damage they incurred while breaking in (I think one of the more famous cases dealt with a burglar falling through a skylight). +"wow, a nuclear arms build up for deterrence purposes, are we really pining for the 80s that bad?",Make nihilist horror night sweats great again! +Nobody mentioning kawhi yet? 2 way superstar who gets better every year And still only 25,System player though +"Yeah, kind of like that. I feel like it saved id the time of having to modify the game itself. Instead they just made servers to play on.",It could be that they just hired some interns to play as bots until they get the code completed. +What is that,Armour +"Women, apparently.","Why, it's not like they want to fuck them or something." +Any American woman who think she's oppressed has clearly never been to Saudi Arabia.,Yeah but bro THE WAGE GAP +"Out of curiosity, why is your flair zero if you have tested previously?",I just like it as a placeholder. +How did you do this? It looks great!,Just to ask about the same thing-- looks trippy. +"Cool strategy, not actually saying anything, just saying that you rolled your eyes to imply the other guy is wrong.",Oh paarrrrrdon me for not being timely enough with my answer. +What time will test end? Like as soon as it strikes midnight tonight?,So sad I never got an invite :( +You have to trade in: * Your son * A copy of FIFA 19 * Your free will Hope this helped!,Very original +"SC2 was also my gateway RTS however I'm just hoping they don't lean into a 10000 APM style game since that's what drove me away from SC2 in the first place. However, I do love my fair share of micromanaging so hopefully they get a sweet middle ground for me.","Ahh the casual gamer who just likes to see pretty explosions in front of his eyes, absolutely no brain at all, so unlike my superior self." +oh yeah. getting banned was my goal,Lol so the system works! +"They weren't married until she was 26, and stayed married until he died. No telling when the hanky-panky started.",I'm sure he didn't have sex till they were married. +"Every time Marc/Gobert have a big game its gotta say he's the best Center in the league but when Boogie puts up 31/17/5, nobody says anything",Yea because Boogie's team has never made playoffs. +This ASSC hoodie on Etsy.,Draw Strings are wrong but everything else looks mostly fine +Texas Begins $350M in Medicaid Cuts; Disabled Children Affected,So very Christian of them. +"We feel your pain. Sincerely, Browns fans","Cleveland At Cleveland West, Week 16 is gonna be a wiiiiiiiild" +Probably Parkour Visions (PKV Seattle) source: The same desk in OPs pic is visible in their website's promotional video at 02:45. It appears the desk was in a different location when the video was recorded.,Fire marshall contacted +And they're gonna let us continue to know about it until we beat them again.,Did you know that no team in the NFL has a winning record against Brady and Belichick? +He'll see snaps against clowney and mercilus,"Oh good, so they're gonna ease him in?" +That fucking ball boy one handed that like it was nothing.,Who's the real Odell here +Does any fan base bitch about refs more then Raider fans?,You guys are giving yourselves a case for that title. +What Would You Do If You Were The President Of Your Own Country?,Throw her in jail. +"Also, in much of European history and in many places, Jews were not allowed to own property. Thus the keeping of wealth in jewels and precious metals. Or so I've heard. And as long as we're cataloging the successes of the Jewish people, 22% of Nobel Prizes have gone to Jews. As noted above, Jewish culture places great emphasis on education and critical thinking.",Is this the New York values sentiment I've been hearing about? +Expected yet another when does my main get a second ult thread Got a dad joke I can now go to bed pleased.,How about a new Hanzo ult that puts a ghost of you on the point so Hanzo players will actually contest +"I hate when people paint wires and try to permanintly attach them to the wall, many family woes have been caused over this",But it makes it look neater and it's not like you are going to need to find it again. +"2016 has killed a lot of people, but I think the most brutal death was that of... Hillary Clinton's political career.",She succumbed to the most predatory of centipedes +*the *worst *that *could *happen *what *could *go *wrong *.,You Are Right; What An Idiot +"Since the Americas are only connected by an Isthmus, shouldn't you also combine Africa into Afroeurasia?",that is a thing called Afro-Eurasia or Eurafrasia. +Fuck Laurel tbh fam kc is overrated af hope this new BC can act,Please tell me you forgot the +Sitting next to a kid on the plane has its ups and downs - kids don't take up much room so the armrest is yours! Downside is small bladders so they get up all the damn time. Source: oddly and inexplicably high number of transcontinental flights next to unaccompanied kids.,And you probably diddled those kiddies too you disgusting **man** +if this is riddles i will laugh my ass off....,I'm not the riddlers +Ok.. so if there is a natural gas well tapped you can never voluntarily shut it down? I know you can cap oil wells,Natural gas wells just get a cement injection to form a plug. +"Ditto, never seen it spelled without an a",*spelt +I am friends on Facebook with the epitome of this subreddit,That's not trashy at all +Have you not gotten to the Holocaust yet in social studies?,According to Trump's campaign chairman it never actually happened. +OCG | SD31 | Time-Space Trap Hole and more Spiral Mythic Dragon cards coming to MACR!,Iris magician can search time space trap hole how interesting. +Allow Me To Lighten The Mood,Yeah I can't believe that after the 3DS got rekt by the Vita they would make the same mistake on a tablet. +The lack of bombs will likely be the giveaway.,"Considering how many kills I get because someone forgets and walks over them anyways, probably not" +Creating a chocolate vinyl record,I hope that drill bit was food grade stainless. +So... my friend made a website about naming animal penises,"if your friend is on reddit, I must gild them." +"When I commented it was really low, just sometimes surprising stuff gets heavily upvoted and great pieces sometimes get overlooked",What's wrong with 20 geometric deer on the front page? +Can I mount this Corsair H80i like this?,You mean in the circle cutout? +A Very Nice civball for the Kazakhs!,Wait shouldn't he be a brick? +Sounds like a bug,Sounds like sweet balance to me. +And where do they think the money will come from? We'll just make more?,"You're right, execs at Wal-Mart can't afford to make any less and taxpayers should continue subsidizing their wealth with food stamps and welfare programs for their employees that don't earn a liveable wage working in their stores." +Aren't they screwing themselves if they vote for people who want safety nets removed,"Nah, they're just giving birth to another generation of temporarily embarrassed millionaires that will deregulate themselves to the top!" +Threatening a law professor isn't threatening an elector.,That's right ones a person and the other isn't +TIL sticky notes makes excellent protection against fire enchanted daggers.,ctrl+f enchant +Definitely Yasuo,And Riven too +So now do we start saying Julio Jones is only good because of Matt Ryan?,system receiver +"I think with dogs, it's more that lots of people don't realize that their use of scents to navigate the world is not the same as ours. Eyesight is central to how (non-blind) humans navigate their surroundings - scent is often far less important. Hell, even hearing is becoming less central since lots of people spend so much time with earbuds in, which negate much of their ability to hear things going on around them. But, for a dog, sound and scent is incredibly important to their ability to navigate in their surroundings. This is why dog professionals often recommend pulling a dog in a wagon for walks if the dog is unable to walk. They keep tabs on what's going on in their neighborhood by the various smells! It's also part of why dogs smell each other's butts when meeting.",But she knew ALL about blind dogs! +A great many species. Few realize (or care) how serious this is.,Didn't they say global warming and climate change was a hoax? +Favorite Lines from Post Beatles songs. I was just curious on what some people's favorite lines from post Beatles songs are. Personally I like: John: I see religion from Jesus to Paul- I Found Out I Took My Loved One To A big Field so we could watch the English sky- Well Well Well George: If you don't know where you're going any road will take you there- Any Road And I don't really have a good Paul or Ringo one yet,Maybe I'm a man and maybe I'm a lonely man Who's in the middle of something That he doesn't really understand +My advise is be willing to change even if you have 4 golds but your team is losing. If you are losing and you stay Hanzo 90 % of the time you will continue to lose.,Geez thanks for the advice bud +Air pollution in northern Chinese city surpasses WHO guideline by 100 times,Well... It's a just a guideline right? +"this was actually the day before valentines day, making them even more out of line","No, you're wrong, 530 on a Saturday night, the night before a holiday where everyone goes out to eat to celebrate is not a busy time" +Goalies are crazy these days,I'm shocked you didn't get called for goalie interference. +"Cooper Rush? What do you guys know about him? Could he be a potential pick for us in the upcoming draft? Maybe one we wouldn't need to spend a top pick on? I don't follow college football, but I heard Rush's name on the radio today. Seems like a guy a lot of people speak highly of.",Sounds like a mega man boss. +"Don't worry, Ottawa can always rely on it's rural neighbours to pick up the slack. At least that's been policy for quite some time.",I'm it ain't broke don't fix it! +"Japan. Lowest birth rate in the world. All the small villages with farmers and artisans are solely populated with the elderly, the young have all moved to the cities. With no one to pass their knowledge on to, one of the greatest and oldest societies is slowly losing all of it's indigenous knowledge. To compound the problem, somewhere between 25-50% of the young population considers themselves herbivores who are minimally interested in sex, have no intent of having children, and spend their time and money on fashion, pop culture, going out, etc. So sad. Reminds me of the elves in LOTR.",Anime is ruining the world. +If you want to be a trophy girlfriend for a few months - not really. If you want a lifetime partner - you kind of do. Just personal experience.,But what if I'm on track to be a trophy wife +It will go on until Germany stops letting in Islamic immigrants and starts cracking down on the ones they already let in. Or until Germany becomes a majority Islamic state,"Yes, Merkel could stop ISIS if she just stopped letting refugees in." +What pairs of words (e.g. torrential + downpour) always seem to go together?,Shit show +Does it cap out at 28 fps?,"No, the maximum fps is equivalent to the size in inches, so, since the human eye can only see up to 24fps, you never need a monitor bigger than 24" +"Looking for nice deck with elite barb Hello, I'm looking for a cheap deck (3.7 max) With the elite barbarians Thanks :D",Just have an ice golem and then litter your deck with defensive cards +Epic Battle Simulator proving PCs superiority!,Linux won for once +O'Brien: Tom Savage will start at Quarterback against the Bengals,Hopefully he's that average quarterback we've been hoping for +"Well, Coolidge for certain.","Great President, I fondly remember those days." +A thermal scope that detected body heat smudges from enemies within a few feet of a wall is not too OP,It's like pre nerf pulse but better what could possibly be wrong with that +"Theoretically we're living in the most peaceful times in human history,.",That makes me feel so much better +"Franz Ferdinand was an Archduke, that was much more serious than this. Not to say that this isn't absolutely catastrophic.",Franz Ferdinand is a band just fyi. +Dogs don't emote that way. Dat nervous reflex responding to an irritating stimulus.,That's what you think +Nothing about this is using a loophole. McClellin is automatically ineligible because he is #58. The title should be Best Linebacker in League Stupidly Covers Linebacker in the Slot.,"Shea McClellin isn't the best linebacker in the league, stupid homer" +It's still only a small minority of Republicans in the grand scheme of things.,A minority is what votes in the primary. +Oklahoma Just Passed a Law Requiring Private Businesses to Turn Their Bathrooms Into Billboards for Anti-Abortion Propaganda,"Merican Taliban, fuck yea" +"What went wrong? Just installed Ekwb extreme kit including fc1080gtxtf6 for my msi 1070 gaming x. No leaks, not a single one. However, now my 1070 does not seem to be powering on at all. Any ideas? (For the record, I'm not an amateur at this type of thing so I know what I did was by the book)",Do you have a multi-meter or another card to test with? +Donald Trump surpasses 270 votes in Electoral College to formally win presidency,Yaaaay. +"I have a super straight-laced pentecostal friend who swears his speech has been permanently damaged by the few times he smoked weed a decade ago. He's always had a slight stutter that he's extremely self-conscious about but it's far less noticeable now than it was back then, so nobody understands what he's concerned about. He's also said drugs invite the presence of demonic spirits into one's life, although I have another friend who has said the same thing about meditation... I love these guys like brothers but they believe some weird shit.","Meditation is the devil's thinking, why do you need to self reflect when God shows you the errors of your ways?" +It's not up to us to prove the information false- it has to be proven *true*.,"And Clinton effectively confirmed the speeches in the first Podesta batch to be real during the debate, so what's your point?" +"Give up? You aren't winning. You have nothing over us, the series lead you don't have and if you do it's because you won games before the NCAA was formed. You've lost if anyone just like your shitty school",Someone's a little testy aren't we? +At the unripe age of 18 she would have had 18 birthdays which would definitely make her clueless about social norms regarding birthdays YEP.,But what if she was born on leap-day? +"Thanks, u\truci . My wife does a ton, even now that our kids are both in school. She teaches art for their school three days a week, which didn't have an art program, runs her own little studio, and still handles most of the work at home: all the laundry and cooking. I never argue about eating out, since I figure that's some way to help. But yes, it would be nice if the world were a little more mindful of the sacrifices dads make in those myriad, easily overlooked ways. Dads matter, of course.",A++ life right there :) +"I can't even think of a recent example of this happening to other teams. There is literally zero explanation for why we completely fell over during the easiest stretch in our entire schedule. And not just dropping close games, getting blown out by the worst teams in the league.",ITS ALL REGGIES FAULT +Graduate level head with eye contact,Impressive advanced oral technique. +"I don't think there's really anymore to the monokumars then they all have very separated personalities. I think a Monokumar will die after every trial, and Monofunny will be the last one standing after the remaining five end Monokuma and the Mastermind again",You mean like how there was nothing more to Monomi? +Vegan chicken is constantly marketed as such. It's obvious to everyone who isn't you what vegan [thing that comes from animals] means,"Wow, good to know that vegan sausage I had a while back tasted awful because it was a petroleum product" +Northwest forest pass costs $30 view.,Where is this? +I need to stop watching boxbox,*Nightcore starts playing* +Ringo has a good head on his shoulders and never gives any lack of effort. Ringo is well-respected by his bandmates. This could have easily been said about Ringo Starr. That doesn't mean he was a leader of The Beatles.,nah Ringo was clearly the leader +Sponsor at my local dirt track gave me a gift.,Nice Gordon merch +Was there really trash talk from Norman? I thought he was being uncharacteristically quiet leading up to this.,Yeah he actually said he respects Ben and AB a lot. +Love how you're all attacking Rex Murphy. He really must have strayed from the narrative.,"Wait, I thought the CBC was a Liberal propaganda outlet?" +"how about a sling? and some other ideas. i could be made out of 30-50 cloth. you use the rocks you find off dead nakeds as ammo. its like throwing a rock but its faster, goes further and does a tad bit more damage. it takes a while to get it spinning fast enough though and if you let go before its fast enough the range, damage and speed is less. some other ideas off the bat: * a metal twohanded warhammer which has a long, over the head wind up which instantly knocks someone out with a headshot (maybe too op). * a whip used for herding animals? does low damage.","Yeah, because with the current state of the animal AI, a whip to heard them with is completely reasonable." +What the fuck is she saying,Women stuff +"Star Platinum, but moe, and also a lolita (fanart)",The canon star platinum is totally moe though. +"Main Menu idea: get rid of the tile from youtubers telling me how to play my game and replace it with one for On This Date. Then give information of battles that happened during the war on that certain day For clarification, I say battles meaning it covers the different fronts and then different years. I don't see DICE abandoning this new tile UI so instead of pleading for that I would rather suggest alternatives to them putting garbage on my main menu to fill space. Any other ideas for what they could put?",#NAME? +What becomes more fucked up the longer you think about it?,Old boy (korean version) +I think we need open borders in Israel. Mixing between arabs and jews will allow for the racial and cultural divide between Palestine and Israel to be bridged.,"Yeah, there wouldn't be massive violence or massacres or anything." +SBFC 176: Christmas of Gripes - Super Best Friends Play,So is Plague now Zaibatsu +"The funny thing is, if after LOOSING the election ( Muhh popular vote), the liberals had not gone into their stupid riots, recounts, intimidating electors, this would have been a non news. But now you get to be salty once again and we get to drink liberal tears once again.",Spoken like a true sane individual +Neutralized in military terms means to stop it from doing what ever it was doing that was bad enough it needed to be stopped. Can be dead or alive. It's usually used if you can't check to see if the enemy is killed or alive.,"nah, he ded" +Not quite backhanded enough to be a Glados complement. Perhaps if she added on another line like Pretty soon you'll be intelligent enough to handle the tests we designed for the lab monkeys. Or a better line than that... I guess there's a reason I don't write for Valve.,I read that in her voice +That is their form of nationalism. Everyone who differs is an anti-national.,"But Modiji abandoned his wife faster than he abandoned his hunt for black money, so obviously Congress is the dynastic party." +"Clearly some people have a different conception of the test of time than I do, with Skyrim and Civ V as finalists. I think I picked Fallout 2.",This sub has failed. +"Cauterize or Wrecker vs Ruckus Someone told me that Ruckus' emitter counts as extra health rather than a shield, can anyone confirm this?",Aggression +"Suspect in Berlin Christmas market attack came to Germany as refugee, reports say",Wow color me surprised. +Barkley tackle on Henderson,"Nothing to see here, just your standard derby tackle." +Damn,"Let's hope that: 1) The suggestions are actually good 2) Valve reads and considers them 3) Valve actually implements them Considering it's bunny, it'll most likely fail at step 1." +"Thanks, that was exactly what I was looking for.","No prob, happy to help :)" +idk if there's stand-alones that beep. The new fridge/freezer my parents got will beep at you if you leave it open for too long.,They definitely build standalone freezers that beep; our Frigidaire upright freezer does +I made a gold Rose for my GF,Now all we need is how to make a GF instructions +The fact that this post title doesn't say lesbian marriage proposal and just says marriage proposal says a lot about how we've progressed as a whole,MR OBVIOUS OVER HERE +"Yep, made sure of that. Spotify kept using dedicated instead of integrated so I shut it off, and that did improve battery life but still not what I want.",Try 10.12.3 betA the speed it throttles increases it feels like +This is where some of them get their news.,I saw this in the checkout line the other day...who says print journalism is dead! +Creating A High Order Function From A BiFunction And Predicate In Java8,That's thread safe... +Is Google playing against Oculus with Google Earth VR and Tilt Brush being HTC Vive exclusives?,"I'm sorry, aren't exclusives good for the early VR industry?" +so did you say that ironically or what,or what? +There is massive tension in my family. My nephews pushed my other nephew into a dug out grave. My sisters are at each others throats.,"Gee, I wonder where Michelle's kids got their attitudes" +"Well generally the concern is using the player's native comb filter as opposed to that of your receiver/display. Thing is, later model, mid level players tend to pass through the comb filter and then recombine the signal for composite, so it makes more sense to use s-video there because the player has already separated the signal. Or at least that's my understanding.",No player that Im aware of passes through a comb filter first. +I like the fact that the lock is TSA approved.,But is it TSO'ed? +New Yorkers are gonna learn what rude really is.,"Oh c'mon, nobody cares when they block the sidewalk while taking a picture with their selfie sticks." +Radical Islam: Byproduct of U.S. policies dating back to Woodrow Wilson,"Yeah, radical Islam did not exist prior to this." +"Maybe if you dug through the emails instead of some shitty liberal cancer board, you wouldn't have liked her","Boy, you've really got a convincing argument there." +Your town's sole purpose was to support the mine. Coal is dying. So is your town. Move.,But the jobs should come to me. +Former Dignitas CS:GO roster set to sign with Danish football club F.C. Kopenhagen,unexpected tbh +"Et le patrinoine, M. illuminaeti, est-ce comparable au hijab?",Le patrimoine c'est un moineau qui rit de ses pattes eusti.... +Well how do wild animals do it?,"They don't, all wild animals drink milk forever without the thoughtful intervention of humans" +Looks faster with the slants I think.,Adds atleast 50 HP I reckon +- Cam Newton had 0 rushing yards Monday for the 1st time in his NFL career.,Oh we did such a great job against them! +So does that mean that each resident of VA gets roughly $10 worth of it???,Oh so they can send drugs through the mail but when i do it it's illegal. +"The only way to impeach a sitting president requires two things. 1. They are currently a sitting president. 2. They somehow violate the Constitution of the United States of America. Trump is not presently the first one, but will be come January 20th. The second hasn't happen and won't happen as he has stated that protecting the Constitution is his utmost priority.",But he will put all the LGBT people in camps so Pence can give them electroshock therapy. +"Warframe Wiki has a problem and I want to vent about it So as of late the warframe wiki has been popping up with messages about my Ad Blocker asking me to disable it. some times it works to just refresh the page but today every time I tried refreshing this message keeps popping up. I know are how websites make money and in other places I dont block ads, but when my Ad Blocker blocks 71 Ads by the time the page finishes loading you have ads on your website. The only reason I got a ad blocker in the first place was because of the the ads on the warframe wiki would crash my web browser making it imposable to look at what I wanted to (not to mention view any Ads on the page). All in all when a when my ad blocker blocks more ads by the time the website finishes load then ill see all day while binge watching Youtube, you can go fuck your ads... that is all and I feel better now.",Just turn off that pesky ad block +/f24\ I just recently lost about 25 pounds and wanted to know how I'm looking ??,Fantastic +Stand up for his beliefs?,"He did, by leveraging his endorsement for putting progressive policies into the Democratic party platform." +She's raping you bro,But men can't be raped! +My coworker doesn't think through his opinions and life choices,But he's white though. +The Worst Got Talent Judges Go on a Power Trip,He didn't drink the compliance +Austrian court issues same sentence in Iraqi rape case retrial,"I must have missed it, the internet outrage over this must have been explosive" +Yet somehow no one views it as meddling with a vote when he openly threatened to neuter trade with the UK if they voted leave,Russia or China (or any other country) has certainly never threatened trade sanctions or preference due to not liking the politics of another nation. +When you don't know how to press L to tech,Pretty sure he only missed one +Hotels should sue. This is against the free market.,Thier CEOs were more than welcome to run for president. +"Being descriptive like that isn't seen as insulting for a lot of Mexicans. I don't know but if someone calls someone i know fat in English it does seem more offensive because i usually see it as the intent as malicious. However in Spanish a lot of the times it seems more descriptive. Don't get me wrong it's still fucked up but it's usually not said with bad intentions. I'm mexican so I always hear people be described openly as shorty, fat, skinny, black, tall, etc.",Yeah I worked 2 Latina women and one was skinny and the other was bigger and they called each other flaca and gorda and described others the same way. +Log rolling,This doesn't belong here. +"Could my bike-pump be a reason for getting flat tires? So I having a problem going on with my bikes and I don't know why. When I fill my tires with air, within 5-6 hours they are flat. So I have three different bikes, all flat tires. My only reasoning is, could it be my bike pump?","Yup, maybe it's messing with the valves, or you are moving the valve too much." +"With another mediocre placement, can we please stop overrating pink fresh",Did Pink Fresh kick your dog or something? +"Dont worry, friendo. Its kind of an intonation thing, not always super clear over text.",Thanks for being a really cool person. +"Or it's just tuned for a mobile workload. The majority of storage access on a mobile device is read, not write. Those read-speeds are absolutely fucking ridiculous.",Yeah only thing you really need really high write speeds for are HDR+ and 4k +Just play Modern.,But then they'll just ban rotate his deck +Black comedy is the best comedy,thats racist +"Did you want to name the post something else, but couldn't because you remembered you saved the picture as a snapchat and it already had text on it?",Yes +why was there a event a week after patches?,Yeah they should've just rescheduled +Best time to buy Ghost AP?,So glad I sold mine for 300k +I still use winamp. Anyone got any better options?,I heard iTunes is getting better +"Count down the seconds 'til 9:30 AM, December 27",same +Why wouldnt polls be a thing?,"Because something that had a 1% probability happened, so math is broken." +Reflection of a poster in the Stuttgart airport makes the woman look cross-eyed,Sort of looks like Ivanka Trump. +"Awesome. I was doing a 5x5 last year and really liked making gains, but I'm a lump this year.",I'm in shape... Round is a shape... +"When you have a job that pays reasonably well, $2000 for something you use every day, get a lot of joy from, and that lasts several years and is upgradeable... It's not that much money.","$2000 is a lot of fucking money unless you're raking in good money, which I doubt most redditors are, especially if you have other hobbies that cost money." +"TIP: You can change channel and character simultaneously Haven't seen this mentioned anywhere before. In game, after choosing to change channel - but before you switch - you have a few seconds to use character select enabling both changes to happen with 1 loading screen.",Ahhh +"I don't have one, but a unit I think looks really cool is Lance.",Lance best waifu confirmed! +Lots of people are. I believe it's only on Xbox,That explains a lot thanks. +You really do need to choose your area wisely when using an incense. That being said. At least they didnt all run,How does one choose an area wisely for incense use? +Does your wifi calling and volte work 100%?,"Yea, they work, I just prefer to keep VoLTE off because it causes dropped calls at my home location (on ALL phone models, even the T-Mobile-specific S6/Note 5)." +Well...I'll be ready to invest if/when it comes.,"Invest now in gold, bitcoin and commodities, pede." +KFC to roll out home deliveries across New Zealand,Christmas has come early. +I successfully opened up a box of Mac & Cheese,Scissors were not used in the making of this film +Yeah but Clinton emails. This is totally worth it.,Both parties are the same anyway. +"Okay SK fanboys, explain this one.",It's actually a demo glitch you inbred.......... +This is one of the most inexpensive but well built knives on the market. Good buy and a good kid. Your dad is gonna love it. I know I do.,Do you have a name / link? +"I never got why my grandma would wrap her couch in this super uncomfortable plastic. It was annoying to sit on her couch. As a kid, I tried to sit on the floor instead. The sharp edges where the plastic tears poke at you and it sticks to your legs on hot summer days. If you're gonna invest in a couch, why would you make it so unbearable?","To keep it clean, duh." +"my other post,someone says,i just copied this photo and i added my wtrmk.Im saying them.",Your garbage watermark ruins every pic you add it to. +"Usually it's the minority of voters who say such. This year, it's the majority.","Hey, name one bad thing that happened when Bush won." +"As everyone knows, rabbits are vicious, bloodthirsty creatures","That's okay, I've got a hand grenade that will take care of them." +What calms you down?,A little visit to palm town +Maybe you fail to impress your mom's vagina. - Dane Cook,Hilarious... +UltiVillage Disc 2 - Highlight Reel (College 2005),That clip has one of the earliest lefty backhands I've seen. +Lazy Roomate,Fucking jews +Test its build quality by throwing it down the stairs.,"No, he didn't get the ultra durable motherboard." +"For the first time in 37 years, it has snowed in the Sahara","I knew global warming is a lie, gaze opon the truth losers!" +"Why are there stability perks for rocket launchers? I'm serious, why would I need stability on a rocket launcher? Do they expect me to have problems holding my launcher in my hands? If it is too low does it fly out of my hands like a tediore weapon from borderlands 2 and explode?",Just to make it that much harder to get the perfect roll +Oh my god who fucking cares,I actually like it because different subreddits will have different discussions about a device. +What do you mean? Once the plane hit it was reported by everyone right?,CNN reported that the towers were hit before a plane even flew into the first tower. +"Did you order a 7 or 7+? My Best Buy experience was crap and I still don't have it yet, but I think it's because Apple pulled 3rd party inventory when the IUP screwup occurred.",Regular 7. +MALF gets plenty of upvotes but what about our boy in brown?,Good ol' Bobert the trash panda +"For the first time in 37 years, it has snowed in the Sahara",PROOF THAT GLOBAL WARMING ISN'T REAL! +"If one c7 lamp is 5 watts, that equals .042 amps at 120 volts. Times that by 25,000 lamps and you get 1,050 amps. Clark W Griswold has the most impressive electrical service I've ever seen. A little more if you add in wire resistance.","I always thought C7 lamps were 7W, hence the 7." +Who is the least deserving Hall of Famer? I've heard it argued for Bill Mazeroski. Others?,Catfish Hunter +She isn't bi until she is portrayed as attracted to a male.,How dare you label this! +#TRIGGERED!,Give me a bag of kettle over this bullshit any day. +Ma quindi a chi si riferiva esattamente?,"A suo figlio, che spera tanto parta" +Have you played with a ouija board? What was it like?,"No, I wouldn't know." +One of the saddest moment I've experienced in gaming life,"Yes, that 52 FPS in the right upper corner is pretty heartbreaking." +"David A. Clarke, Jr.:The Problem of Whiteness Class at UW-Madison This is racism against white people. ALL racism is wrong. This garbage is being taught at a state funded school.",This sheriff is based as *fuck*. +"Germany has flooded their country with unskilled, violent young men raised to hate Western culture. Who'd have guessed THAT wouldn't work?",I can't even believe that one of those 5-year old refugees was capable of driving a truck +What one thing would you tell your college/university self?,Redditors aren't intelligent enough to go to university/college. +"Frontier Airlines - Flight is holding 150 people so a unrelated pilot can make it. The pilot is driving to the airport now. Never had a problen with Frontier in general, as a budget airline my expectations arent exactly high. We just get notified we are waiting for a Pilot to drive to the airport to catch this flight so he can pilot a completely unrelated plane later today. Bonus is the fact that he is currently just now driving from who knows where/or waiting for him to land from another flight. So here we sit for who knows how long with no compensation to accommodate Frontier's staffing. At least a free soda and peanuts would be a gesture of apology, but nothing yet.","Geez, that's a new low, even for a LCC." +Best late game solo gods? Not necessarily just warriors but what are the best late game gods in solo,Kali +"Stripe is a good system, and I would recommend it. But make sure to evaluate all your options, they all work differently. Stripe for instance has a 7 day rolling hold on your transactions, which means you get the money 7 days after it's paid for. That's better than other places that might hold until the end of the month, but it is something you need to be aware of. It didn't work for one startup I worked at because we were working with restaurant owners and for many of them they couldn't afford to do that (because they needed the funds from this week's transactions to order next week's supplies), and the startup didn't have the capital to pay them out directly (not to mention the increased fees)","Its 2 days now, at least in the US." +"People who use Incognito Mode on your web browser for reasons other than porn, what are those reasons?","Look at a LinkedIn profile without their knowing I did so, but keep my settings to where I know who looks at my profile." +"TIL an African Wild Dog named Solo, after losing her entire pack to a lion ambush, exhibited unprecedented behaviour by forming a surrogate pack including a Hyena with whom she would typically want to kill, and a family of Black-backed Jackals, with pups that she treated as her own.",unpresidented* +"so what now, we cant use baby powder as well.","Yeah, thanks Obama" +Thanks fam. Dumbish question but how many hours did it take you until you fell relatively comfortable with dealing with the bullet drop/leading shot mechanics?,"Probably 100 hours, I didnt play Z1 either" +What isn't actually real?,The female orgasm. +We need Rick and Morty season 3 now!!,Me too thanks. +"True, but I believe this would have been an impeachable offence since the president was not doing his constitutionally mandated job.","Have the Office of the President of the United States held in contempt and give the land back now, along with reparations." +What have you tried once and will never do again?,Talking to a girl +"Friends/Username sharing Megathread! With the worldwide release of PVZ Heroes, the game's player base has increased by the buttload. This thread will be so that you can add your favorite members of the community for some fun competition! To get started, my user is simply 'Kabutus'. I hope to see all of you in some fun strategic card-gaming action! And lastly, shoutouts to u/ZeldaShark for the thread idea!",My nickname is Extosmos +Aren't we Ascendant now? I want my own customizable Throne World now......~~but with blackjack!....and hookers!~~,Civ 4 throne room confirmed +My first JW cart! *barf* Going to the beach post Christmas with friends what do I finally encounter? My first JW cart! Sadly we had to turn around and park else where and I realllly wanted to say I prefer salt life to cult life as we walked by but we parked many blocks away. I was elated! I didn't get any anxiety or panic but instantly turned super sarcastic and was surprised my immediate response was so feisty. Saddest/funniest observation: four people to a cart all sitting there on their fucking cell phones and dressed in suits and ties as people walked to and from the ocean on white sand beaches. Fucking pathetic and ironic with pamphlets stating Key to family happiness and Best way of life. Umm I think people going to the ocean post Christmas have that figured out way better than you do dumb asses. But sad they are stuck in the hamster wheel when the real life is right in front of them. =\,That means they returned from a day at the beach and didn't have sand in one of their cracks.. #WorstLifeEver +"That's awesome. Well, I hope she finds a great coach and makes it to Regionals!",Thanks for the suggestions! +I mean that's a pretty large generalization. I had android for a while and decided I just iOS more. It's possible to prefer iOS over Android.,"Nope, either Android or your lazy and lack ambition." +And kids *heads to nearest ikea with pillow and blanket in hand*,Now if you use anything in the store be sure to put it back where you find it guys! +"No, I'm pretty sure you just end up with two halves of a dead worm.","As a fisherman, you usually end up with 1/2 a live worm and the tail side dies." +"I see the difference too. Mostly I notice a general uninviting vibe from some people towards people who already have children and are trying for more. I try to push back when I see it, but I think it scares a lot of people off.","I commented downpost before reading yours, but yes, I've seen this as well." +you have no argument.,my argument is clearly that you shouldn't generalize people into groups. +"Broken legs are worth $25k - $100k, which isn't petty to most people.",You probably get over $100k if you called Diamond and Diamond +LPT if you want a full body search from security at airport just wash thing with strong disinfectant with bare hands... The machine will detect it and think it's a bomb... I speak from experience!,"Dammit Richthofen, I thought we was done with this?" +Van Explodes After Ramming Australian Christian Lobby Office in Canberra,Why are christians so violent +I thought it just meant that you weren't trans? Fuck I can't keep up with all the crazy acronyms these idiots keep making!,Check your privilege! +Apparently the codename/placeholder for the Switch was Wolf.,Wolf is coming to Smash 4 Switch confirmed +"How do you guys destress after a crazy day at work? So... How do you do it? Because I'm going insane. This is also pretty much daily for me and I can't seem to relax. I'm long-term subbing for a teacher who was just fired, so I'm cleaning up the mess. I recently went through a situation where one of my high school students falsely accused an administrator who works closely with me of hurting him when she came to my classroom. The parents got involved, it went all the way to the district, and even union got involved. The accusation was completely false, since I was present the entire time of the interaction between the two, but it was a big deal. Also pretty scary. This mainly stems from an incident that happened about 6 weeks ago. The original teacher in the classroom had no control of the class and got in an altercation with a student where she choked him. Now, I'm cleaning up an environment where the kids think they're in control. Luckily I'm a second year teacher so I'm not brand new and I have good classroom management. They're slowly changing. But big things like this keep happening and it's stressing me out. They're mild / mod special ed, so I know there's definitely issues, but I can't seem to destress once I get home. I want to help these kids and teach them, but my best days are when kids aren't threatening to jump each other or cussing out my instructional aide. Ahhhhhh how do you guys relax!?! Because I seem to not be able to. I'm constantly on edge and high strung. It sucks. Help. tl;dr: My students are crazy and I can't relax, ever. How do you destress?","Roller derby, beer/wine, sex, singing at the top of my lungs in my car, and Disney's emoji blitz." +What is cool now that will still be cool in 5000 A.D.?,Fedoras +Yes you need a hard drive. Most if not all games require installation these days.,Wait what's a hard drive +If you didn't vote for Hillary you are.,You dropped your +"No, they all thought choking was the joke. I've been bingeing on Rogue One threads since the premiere and a lot of people seem to think that's all there is to it.","Ugh, uneducated swine!" +"Pistol Calibre Preference Hello everybody! I was scratching my head last night wondering why people in Canada (where guns aren't for self defence) would buy a pistol above 9mm? It's cheaper to shoot, more plentiful, has less recoil, and stopping power/capacity isn't a concern because mags are limited to 10 rounds. Genuinely curious to hear people logic, opinions etc. As a starving student I was going to go the budget route and get myself an Alfa Proj revolver in .357, then realized they made a 9mm and figured that would be a cheaper option with no real compromise and multiple benefits.",Only caliber worth owning is best mm. +I don't think he decided to abandon it. I think he thought eating only grapes or whatever he did would cure him.,The world lost a genius there... +The main event of NXT TakeOver: Toronto announced,Nice going Foley +"I've always wanted a .gif of the end scene, but with red downvotes.",They're purple but yes that would be amazing! +"And the first 12 were a bit of a disappointment too. I think everyone had higher hopes for both terms than he lived up to, for whatever political reasons.",You mean you don't enjoy your super affordable healthcare? +Why do people stand up and hit the glass during the action? Like are they just arseholes to everyone behind them because they can?,Because they paid money for those seats they can do whatever they so please +ty lawson is amazing,i didn't expect this after the way he started this year but i'm definitely not complaining +HORSESHIT!!!!!! IT'S FOR THE LEAGUE OF LESBIANS AND THE HOTS,Rip +"He takes the all coordinate systems are relative, and you can express the position/velocity of any object with respect to any other and then refuses to get that as soon as you add a _third_ object to the system, much less a galaxy's-worth, you're now bound to whatever coordinate system explains all the involved movements simultaneously. Why is that so hard?","Uh, because it *does* consist of only two objects: the earth, and the rest of the universe without the earth." +Lyle Shelton refuses to retract claim van explosion directed at Australian Christian Lobby,It's funny how the major media outlets have comments on all articles about this disabled. +The NA has a typo. It's BEFORE not after. I'm calling the content team now to get it fixed. Sorry for the confusion folks :(,Was EU a typo too? +"Run Away With Me works better as a pop song, but I gotta stan Kanye as long as I live",Robocop it is then +Drudkh - The Price of Freedom,Downvoted for NSBM +Trump appoints 'Death by China' author as head of US trade council,Chinese takeout is no longer on the menu guys +Why would there be class action lawsuits against the FDA? This rule change was done by the DEA and has absolutely nothing to do with the FDA.,I'm gonna go out on a limb and think he Forgot the Damn Acronym for a second and meant DEA. +Confirmation of our location in hell will come with the announcement of The Meme Movie,"Starring Goatse and Pedobear, one would hope." +Wage gap themed baby shower,The ratio they claim is constantly changing. +What is that case called? Looks so sick!,"Corsair 380T Can confirm, I've built in one, it is sick." +I really hope that the Glast Gambit update includes a new infested bow. I honestly love using bows and since the mutalist cernos didn't turn out that well (trying to make it good with a riven atm) I am really hoping for an infested bow with some kind of unique twist. And I also hope that this is not a version of cernos. Any thoughts?,Is it that time for another Cernos bow already? +"Very weak when it comes to real power. Only a tiny representation in the Parliament from part of Kukiz'15. They are small, however they also are very vocal.",You forgot your +Natalie called. she said to stop comparing her to an elephant.,"Well, I mean, with those canckles..." +Reynad needs a taunt minion,I wish I could say I haven't done something very similar. +I would say it does. They're all fake and scams.,I didn't think i needed +This new toy is great... oh...,It's like me and my salary. +"Citizen Beats Unlawful Ticket In Court Guy was filming a crime scene, obeys order to move out of the area. AS he later leaves in his car the cop pulls him over and gives a BS ticket for a 'medallion' obstructing the license plate. 12 officers show up to the court date to support the 1 who wrote it",Why do so many people hate police? +"Just today on Good Morning America they lead off with a video of an e-cig exploding and recommended that people stop using them. Sure they can be dangerous when people fuck with the battery, but let's not forget the millions dead from using cigarettes exactly as intended.","No no no they didn't die from smoking, their lungs were born weak" +"Go Bessy, Go...","Now Im sad by the lack of gore, I wanted body parts flying everywhere at the end." +Bout tree fiddy,Then I realized it was the Loch Ness monster dressed as Donald Trump! +This is MTV we're talking about. They'll blame white people for pushing blacks and muslims to such violence.,"If only there were more actual hate crimes, then all these oppressed minorities wouldn't have to keep faking them." +Wilson and Watts back. Justin Dunning comes back from ACL surgery. Priest Willis returns with a strong chance of adding Kendall Sheffield. Our secondary should be solid next year.,Until October +"Maybe, maybe not. It was Cal's clock operator that fucked up though.",sometimes homecourt advantage really isn't one. +What? Why not? It's a place that exists regardless of who lives there.,"You can't a have a pole if the Earth's flat, duh" +Trump Is Making Little Attempt to Reconcile the Country,"Yeah, cause anti-Trump people are so easy to talk and reason with." +Don't the states have like 1600 nukes already? That is more than enough to blow up anyone and everyone.,Shhh facts are not welcome in the new America +Trump tweets that US should 'greatly strengthen and expand its nuclear capability',Good thing the Trumplings didn't vote for the candidate that wanted war! +The Vietnam battlefield,Battlefield: Vietnam is a standalone game. +TrumpLand and Clinton Archipelago,It's so great that people who engage with society the *least* are the ones who've decided how society should be governed. +"David Price, can he still be elite level pitcher?",If he can win a damn playoff game +She actually didn't until she was forcibly turned into a val'kyr.,"Well, she couldnt keep her pretty mouth shut." +Estonia,Ethiopia +There is ZERO evidence proving gay isnt a choice. I believe there are some born that way and some that choose to be gay. Nature and Nurture. Dont believe the lie all gay people are born that way. ZERO i mean ZERO evidence to prove that claim. If being born gay was real then all gay's would share one common gene. They dont.,"If having cancer wasn't a choice, then all cancer victims would share one common gene!" +ShitAmericansDo:Fox News uses picture of Mexico to cover the Berlin terrorist attack,Freedom of speech lets us tell lies +"Need a safe space you pussy? Is the kind of comment that the LGBT community has had to deal with, so by throwing it in the faces of conservatives who attempt to ignore the fact that gay is normal, we can hopefully show them their hypocrisy. It's a long shot but it could work. Plus it trolls trolls.",This is the Reason that Trump got Elected +#mobilelivesmatter,"Just not Mobile, Al." +"Jones is an outstanding athlete, but his college play leaves us unconvinced. Think DeBo has convinced them yet?",He only looks good in comparison with our past 2 1st round picks who are absolute busts! +Kansas economy has been doing so bad with their Republican experiment they actually did stop publicly releasing their data.,"It would have worked, but Colorado intereefered." +"Mercy Shouldn't Have To Stop Healing To Use Her Ultimate I was playing Mercy the other day, and was healing our tank, when two of our DPS's died. The tank was being attacked, so I Resurrected my two teammates, but the Ultimate interrupted my healing stream. An extra 60hp in healing isn't much, but if I'm to the point of using my Ultimate, shouldn't Mercy be able to keep healing the living teammates too?",And why exactly should one of the strongest ults in the game be buffed? +~~I think you missed a pair of these ~~~,"Thanks, fixed" +No I'm not,Good thing like butter is though! +Paul Joseph Watson: Leftists in New York think fake news is a bigger threat than Islamic terrorism.,Let's see if they can browse their facebook feeds from the intensive care unit after their Starbucks gets firebombed +My SO built me a smart mirror for the holidays!,I'm going to build one that just says Oh... not those shoes... so that me and my SO never have to go anywhere +"Your situation and habits are really similar to mine. I go to the gym for an hour (mostly lifting, light conditioning) 4-5x/week, have a super sedentary job, and usually do some sort of activity on the weekend that involves walking (like... the mall, or walking to the bar lol). I just checked my fitbit stats from the last several weeks, and it appears over the course of a week I average 2100-2200 calories burned per day, which puts me in the lightly active category. Firmly sedentary on weekdays I don't go to the gym, lightly active on lifting days with no cardio, and moderately active when I walk a lot or do cardio at the gym. Hope that helps!","that extremely helps me with perspective, thank you so much!" +What am I supposed to be getting from this,"So when you need a water pump, you know what it looks like." +"Are you suggesting that Glendale Fight Club isn't a high quality, prestigious mixed martial arts camp?","Look at her judo, clearly they're doing something right." +Do you at least get paid for all that shilling mate?,"Oh yeah, I get paid a 6 figure salary to come onto reddit to brainwash the online kiddies and make them want to play for honor!" +I don't get it.,"sjw speak; you assumed this was a mannequin, but maybe it identifies as a statue" +Have you tried using lubricant? It does wonders.,Never thought of that +States Won by Trump Have Highest 'Obamacare' Enrollment,uneducated people don't know what's good for 'em +Middlesbrough are better than any MLS team,No MLS team has ever been relegated +You. Are. Incredible.,d'aww thanks +5k mutagen must be a typo/bug. I have almost 1000 hours under my belt and managed to collect a total of 890 mutagen samples. I can pay all the other materials 10 times over.,"Yeah, and 50k Cryotic for Sibear was also a typo" +Roger from American Dad,Roger is just a complete sexual deviant. +That would still fill up my tank...,Prius driver checking in: YEP! +"Then you're blind, I even tweaked .ini files and see them 100% clearly.",Classy answer. +Bench Malkin. He doesn't care to play tonight.,Might as well just trade him! +People like you that have a problem with it get to step in and fill the gap. Capitalism will take care of it. The only color capitalism cares about is green,"Yes, because there are enough people in every city who support every group, and find it profitable (and no lower opportunity cost exists) to create every service to be available for that group." +Maybe Pudding is a lesbian and it's some kind of dom foreplay with Reiju and Nami.,what's up with those downvotes? +"My school was making time capsules and putting memories inside that we were supposed to open up our senior year (I was in 4th grade at the time). I wrote a letter confessing my love to a pretty girl in my class, however I signed it with my best friends name. Apparently, the teachers read everything that went into the time capsule and I was promptly called down to the principals office. I, as a fourth grader, got suspended for three days for forgery.","Damn, you could've got sent to federal prison!" +"This idiot doesn't think that Asians don't and haven't suffered? He probably believes in Asian privilege too. Also, why is there only affirmative action in higher education and not sports and entertainment?",Yeah at the beginning he mentions Japanese internment camps and the Chinese exclusion act yet still defends penalizing Asian students +climate change,Lmao honestly forgot about that +Absolutely insane. No one in the national media raised an eyebrow at accusing an 18 year old Mormon boy scout of not only having access to 'meth/LSD' but also being some sort of hardened urban guerilla trying to kill? inconvenience? annoy? cops via the drink machine at his minimum wage sandwich job?,You can't explain stuff like this to a rational person. +Combat log showing anything unusual?,Sounds difficult to check +*And an even larger cut for wealthy people(like Mr. Trump himself) ** The wall isn't getting built with that kind of reduction in revenue. So there is a lie somewhere in there. Mexico isn't paying for it. Mexico isn't paying for social security either.,"Under Trump's plan, Mexico will pay for wall, China will pay for our infrastructure, Russia will pay for social security and Medicare." +What does it mean where you live? I only know it as a coffee with 2 creams and 2 sugars. o_O,It means in-n-out burger to me +Eject. She's batshit.,She's prolly a red head. +Good god there grammar is shit,Looks like google translate to me. +Guess 2.6 Live isn't coming tonight... So much for the 22nd?,"Man, its almost as if it was a target date or something" +Actually many of them do because they don't declare any income here fun stuff,They still add more value than indigent muslims who sponge off of welfare. +"I think a lot of the people on this sub are new to baseball and don't remember the countless teams that made it to the conference finals two years in a row, then saw a huge drop off in talent, and then won the world series.",gold might want to add +Cunning thief buys a gift that keeps on giving,Cunning theif buys a gift that keeps on tracking. +"This is kind of obvious. Every statement is a positive statement of what it is, but it also implies a statement of what it is not.","Eh, I disagree." +LeBron busting out the moves during pregame,Jordan would never do that..... because those without rhythm buy shoes too +My short but strange dream ().() I was at work at my drug store job. My boss went to McDonald's and bought like 20 cheese burgers and brought them back to the store. One of the cheese burgers had mold on it. Then I woke up.,Weird everyone knows McDonald's food doesn't grow mold even if you leave it out for a year +"Refs have been awful all season. That Green Bay game made me so angry, especially that last first down pass to Jordy Nelson, where he so blatantly pushed off. Also, I was surprised when they called the late hit, tonight on Wentz.","Refs knew our season was over, had to cover their tracks" +"Just played as jason, someone was hiding in a cabin, she was under a bed, had no idea where she was until I walked into a room and her character said oh god please don't see me! Would have never even looked if it wasn't for that lol. I mean who says that out loud with a killer in the room?","In movies they do, so this is correctly implemented" +"1960: Milkshakes, beaches and movie theaters banned.","Desegregated, so more or less" +What is your worst possible pick-up line?,I am going to kill myself unless you sleep with me. +"Breaking News: Berlin market attack suspect shot dead in shootout in Milan, Italy: security source",See gun control helps keep guns out of the hands of criminals! +"Did anyone here get into MMA because of 1 specific fighter? Which fighter was it? I got into MMA many years ago when Brock Lesnar joined, back then I really liked the heavyweight division as well but Brock is the reason I got into MMA. His star power and my familiarity with him from wrestling in WWE a few years beforehand made me interested in him. I'm glad he was also fairly successful in terms of legacy, finance and fights. Did any one fighter make you start watching? A fighter you saw on an interview/talk show? A fighter from a movie? Posts from social media highlighting someone? Etc",Jon Jones +"*4451*-Player is looking for Alliance AQ/AW - Focused I am looking for strong alliance, which is focused on AQ/AW. Due to RL projects in the next weeks, I am not able to participate in Alliance Events, like Perfect Series or Arena combat that much. My Prestige is 4451, I am German. Timezone: UTC+1h",Hit me up in line: Sneeepz We get t4cc bi-weekly always looking for high prestige people. +"Shave the beard, wear a hat, voila",Thank you for the tips. +"Berlin Truck Attacker Shot Dead in Milan, Italy. Yet another failure of open borders.",lol wut do we rlly need borders 4 newayz +"25+ seeds in a quarter of master kush I bought a quarter of master kush from cc on broadview and 50% of the buds had seeds. Most of them are white premature but i have atleast 10 brown ones.Even though it's unacceptable for 10$ a gr to get seeds in the weed, would these grow anything smokable or will hermie.",Did you just assume the gender of your weed? +"Chase Daniel-Guys, I got this.",That looks more like a I've got something in my eye grimace than a wink. +What are you seeing that stops it from being a perfect loop? There are no weird jumps at all on my screen; perfectly smooth.,its missing a single frame at 0:25 +"Bladedancer here. Fist of Havoc is possibly the best super in the game based on how much raw damage you can tank in the animation. Can't even tell you how many times a panic fist has allowed someone to survive an arc blade slash and kill me. With Unstoppable it takes an act of god to kill a striker out of Fist of Havoc. Plus, you know, the massive armor buff. Hammers are an incredible super, but you have to plan out how you use them. NEVER panic super with a wandering ability. Be patient, assess your surroundings, and stay calm while flinging those hammers. Less Johnny Rotten, more Bing Crosby. You have a fucking insane 55% damage reduction while in Hammer of Sol, in addition to the Cauterize heal on kill ability. Explosive Pyre makes for much easier multikills, Forgemaster allows you to throw an additional two hammers (I believe, not entirely sure), Flameseeker adds tracking to your hammers, and Suncharge is a shoulder charge which can be activated while standing still. Hammer of Sol is a very powerful super, sounds like you just need some practice. Everyone whiffs their supers sometimes, and occasionally gets killed out of their super. If you're tired of getting Nova Bombed, try running Memory of Perun and playing more defensively.","Shush shush, I always get 3 kills with nova bomb and radiance, we definitely need another nerf for warlocks because we are just SO good in pvp" +Why is it styled the bbc?,Because it stands for the British Broadcasting Corporation. +I come to r/news for the only purpose of reading crying leftists liberals like you spit out rhetoric like you actually believe it yourself. It's actually a really good time.,Found the Russian paid to support Trump on social media. +"Nah, I have ADHD and without my meds i would not function at all. Already dropped twice from school and since my meds getting straight A's.","Oh, then it's completely fine for everybody." +"Its almost as if for most players, signing for Man Utd is a big mistake (I miss you Mhki)",I mean it's not like Mkhi has gotten about 3-4 MOTM awards in the 5 games he's played during the last 2 months.. +"OK Bitches, hit me with all you got. Stop drooling on the keyboard boys.",You look like the human version of herpes. +Drawing =/= real You might actually be the retard here,"I'm not saying that they are the same thing, or that they are equally bad (of course real child porn is much worse than drawn child porn), but that doesn't excuse the producers and consumers of this as ok for being the lesser of two evils." +Obama invites U.S. refugees to live in his post-Presidential palace,If only. +And you know he wasn't gonna pass that shit either. Fucking people...,PUFF PUFF GIVE! +See I don't think it's funny. Hope the kid didn't get hurt.,"Wew, good thing you posted your opinion, I'm sure it holds a lot of weight on the internet" +Un miliardario cinese delocalizza dalla Cina negli Stati Uniti,The Donald Strikes Back +Is the season journey a game mode like the story mode that I select and play through?,nah its a quest that you can do while in adventure mode +Raised by scientists,I have the same shirt and my six year old niece laughed her ass off when she saw it last week. +WG this really needs to stop,"Don't worry OP, they fixed the southern Mines boost which was way more important." +oh yes daddy...,PUT YOUR LOAD IN ME DADDY ROBUX +cause we're the OG Christians. they're jealous.,"Don't mind me, I'll stay with my church that wasn't founded last Thursday" +"most of these nba 2k youtubers are all the same just like you said. it always starts like this: intro: a track from future introduction: yo whats good youtube, its your boy john aka johnny escobar aka johnny swish and I'm here to show you guys how to do this behind the back dribble combo. you already know the kid be takin ankles in park my nigga and pullin up from haff court my nigga even worse when those cheap youtubers start doing click bait fake glitch videos that ruin there non existent reputations.",But before I get started make sure to hit that like and subscribe button. +This is fucking crazy.,OP YOU'RE CRAZY STOP +"Maybe you don't understand how the MLS markets work when it comes to individual teams. Each team essentially owns a set area where they have first dibs on youth players. The Crew own pretty much all of Ohio as far as I know. The team could technically say FCC is encroaching on their market if they try to enter the league, but Precourt has given absolutely no indication that that would happen. In fact, he has made it seem like if it were up to him he would allow FCC in. The headline of this article is incredibly misleading.","This is Reddit, why would I read anything other than the headline" +You German speaking bastards are the best thing on the internet. Donald Trump is like the school yard bully who the weak and spineless gravitate to because they think he 'strong' grrrr. The mental gymnastics his supporters are going through is hilarious. 'Uh we knew he was lying to us the whole time. We like it. We don't care. We just hope we can be like lil Donny someday'. He turned the entire Republican Party into his cucks.,5446D mahjong to trigger the libbies +"Almost 100% probable that unless you saw the sig spawn someone scanned the hackable containers picked the best loot and left the rest. They really need to change how that system works. It rewards low effort/low risk game play and penalizes people who risk more by being on-site to hack everything. Also on my wish list is them changing the way Incursion payouts work so they are worth very little in high-sec, more in low-sec and way more in Null. Then they need sleeper incursions for WH space and that would be awesome.","Yes, because nullsec needs more income..." +"When you forget to add an overpass, your cims have to walk around the block. I found that out the hard way.",At least they don't try to cross the open line. +They also stated that you should use Chrome to get better battery life. That whole review is just off.,I heard you should render 3d videos for better battery life. +Tesla to raise UK prices 5% after fall in pound,Brexit is apparently working out nicely. +How do you feel?,"Wonderful, thanks for asking" +How long does it take to watch these,Too long +"The only problem I see with this is it would divide the playerbase even more. We already have it divided between Casual, 3rd party comp, Valve comp, community servers, and MvM, along with our small playerbase compared to Overwatch.",Get rid of community servers then +"I wish Daggerfall had tolerable graphics, but it's too old. Take my word for it kids, the dungeons back then were phenomenal. Randomly generated, weird and wonky, spooky as hell, and you could get lost and spend hours trying to find your way out so you didn't lose your haul. You knew that going in, so you would try to leave markers and make maps in real life, to help you get back out. It was incredibly fun.",I bet the Daggerwind mod has been completely perfected by now. +"Even when young girls WERE married off, it was usually an act of dynasty building. There was one noblewoman, who for the life of me I can't find on google, married a much older man at 9 years old. There was a contract to ensure it was not consummated. The groom went off to fight a crusade which is why he agreed with it in the first place and then shortly after, the girl became a widow.",I can't believe they wasted prime childbearing years like that smh +Joey Logano doing some random acts of kindness by filling people's gas tanks,"Well, just another reason to dislike him I guess" +Israel rejects UN resolution over settlements and says it won't abide by terms,Because its anti-Semitic. +"Eh, the process itself is natural, we are just speeding it along at a pace that's just outright dumb. Like shooting someone when they are 20, naturally they were going to die anyway, just probably not at 20",Helping nature along. +This Washroom is equipped with a BBQ to cook children,Must be a Target bathroom for those crazy Atheists +"New update, GPS still has me standing in the middle of a freeway.",Isn't that an issue with your gps? +"GDT: Sabres at Isles, ft. Cluttertruck in the front row Since apparently the bot is broken and/or nobody else put one up...","Just remember, Nilsson should be our starter and we play better in front of him" +I said the same but decided to try the new app anyways and it's infinitely better honestly dude you are missing out I never realised how much Alien Blue sucks,"Nice try, Reddit app dev." +What is the Chuck Norris joke?,his acting +"Well, Carowinds just announced today that Hurler is getting new track for 2017.","And they announced Hurler at KD to be getting new track to... and we all know how that turned out, it getting replaced by a railroad and all" +The sensitive good looking caring men are single? In what universe?,This one +Potentially,i mean he's obviously out performing the self proclaimed best centre in the league so obviously he is +"now dont say u dont need to, u are female",Sexist. +"They've been planning to implement sharia law for years, what with their perfect, scandal-free, highly intelligent family. Surely they're waiting until the 19th to declare martial law, right guys?!?!?!","They would've done it sooner, but they're lazy blacks, so they're leaving it until the last minute." +MLB Has A Problem If Orioles Feel Need To Trade Machado,"Such east coast bias, an article about tanking and they don't even mention the Astros once!" +I get what you mean but if the girls are pubescent then it wouldn't be pedophilia.,"Yay, defending pedos by being pedantic!" +"First off, the country is called Haiti.","Actually, its called Saint-Domingue" +"Bruh smh, *legit* savage",Haters gonna hate I guess. +"I met him on set one day and he was a lot nicer than the viners and youtubers I have met before or since, for what it's worth",No he's a huge douche because he got rich easily and I work hard and don't make much money +At least someone finally said it.,Yeah this has never been said. +"*reads article* *whistles* Nope. Nothing to see here. Move along, people.","Now the muslim terrorists are committing suicide to make the poor, poor Burmese state look like it's engaged in genocide." +I don't know why but they appear to be intriguingly feminine.,"I picture the mother being like get away from my babies, fool!" +"the cool part is that there's an observation tower to the right of where this photo was taken, and it offers a very nice view of the falls, particularly at night.",I liked the laser show before it started looking dated. +The worst part is that it hurts new players more than anything. What damage is multiplied by Sven ult? Not that fancy daedelus you just bought! What damage is increased by vlad's? Not the damage from you mkb! I don't care if I feel like all I'm doing it bitching about the new ui. It's done nothing to move the game forward or help anyone (backend aside).,but the new icons are minimalistic so it is good to go +Disgusting. Burma claims to be progressing but is committing genocide and hopes no one notices. Terrible shame considering we just gave Sun Suu Kyi the Nobel Prize and she completely ignores what's happening under her nose.,"Hell Obama got the Nobel peace prize, why can't her?" +Could be another boulder.,I'm 100% sure Mia is a boulder. +Ball game. Thanks Ben!,Lol you must not watch a lot of football if you think it's over. +"Cons have it so blissfully easy: Blame every last thing they dislike on some undefined notion of liberals. Then hate and vote against them. Nowhere in there is a single ounce of reality, or self awareness.",Yes because liberals have never done that with conservatives. +"Ya, but think about being an extremely skeptical 12 year old. Don't ya think that might just be enough to propel you to develop your own real opinion because his words might feel so wrong to you?",Either way it's tough +39 year old Vince Carter dunks over Corey Brewer,Best dunker of all time imo. +"Pretty much the definition of a hater right here. 0/5 without the may segment? smh. Well, I guess everyone's a critic nowadays.","Yepp, everyone not agreeing and stating their oppinion is a hater" +Any way I can modify my 598s to leak less sound?,"Get deep bowls (30 cm deep) with the rim the size of the grille or larger, glue them to the grilles, it will leak less sound now and you'll look great too" +Merry Christmas!,"Yeah, because I've seen plenty of actual homosexuals raging against girls who like dolls, this pic is so true and not exagerated at all" +Carrie Fisher heart attack: Star Wars crew sends best wishes,"Damn, just because she's killed of in episode 8 doesn't mean Disney have to kill her in real life" +"Hi! Yes, I am using the vive controller for hand tracking. I would love to substitute this by leap motion once the engine has it supported! To toggle the single finger pointing posture, the player would have to press the Shoulder(R) button (the one above the trackpad) with his/her index finger. So basically you have to do the same pointing gesture with your hand to use the touchscreen. And even my non-gamer girlfriend says it makes her think that she is actually touching the screen! Thank you for your feedback:)","Very clever, well done!" +What? That want gay bashing.,I forgot reddit can't follow a sarcasm chain unless there is an explicit +Diversity is our strength.,You forgot +"A self proclaimed bandwagoner, nice.","I only like the bluejays when they're good, I'm a true fan" +And invaded Afghanistan,Welll they're basically all the same +"Learn to play Mercy then you wont be dying all the time, stop blaming your time if u die, you need to be aware of where you stand.",Don't let their roadhog wait for us in our spawn then. +Thanks,You're welcome! +"This actually is a rip off of, Got Milk?",*snap* Yes! +"Why would they arrest the officer? Even if he should be fired for what he did, it wasn't in any way illegal",Reddit sjw's they are experts in law with 0 emotional involvement I thought people would figure this out by now +Maybe when we die in their realm we drop wraeclast fragments?,When you put all four fragments together it gives you a portal to the auction house +Could you reword that? I struggle to see how there could be an equal number of values between 1 to 2 and 1 to 3.,"The bijection is multiplying every number between 1 and 2 by 1.5, giving you every number between 1 and 3." +"Are the prizes different on region or something? There is no gunner at level 10 as far as I can see. Tier X: 30% credit discount on the Strv 103B, 3 Personal Reserves: Additional Experience per Battle (+100% for 4 hours), 5x Large Repair Kits, 5x Large First Aid Kits, 5x Extra Combat Rations (Swedish), Bad Ace Tanker, Class I Award (for notable gallantry, demonstrated while spreading Festive Atmosphere)",There's an additional mission to get the gunner that will unlock once you're at level 10. +"I just unsubscribed from this sub I've been around a long time, been out a long time, and stuck around to have the current issues fresh in my mind so when family starts to come out, I can help them. But after this choir debacle, I don't want to associate with you lot anymore. I get you don't like Trump. I don't care. But having to read all the insults you manage to throw around makes me ill. It's childish, demeaning, and should be beneath all of us. Goodbye and good riddance. I hope the next 4 years bring you nothing but success and happiness, despite your best efforts to the contrary.","u/boredm103, don't let the door grab you in the pussy on the way out." +Is there any other cosmetic damage besides the scratches?,There's none +"Being condescending instantly earns you my tag'em and bag'em routine. On reddit, if someone asks a question and you have a good answer, just give the goddamn fucking answer instead of implying you know it, talking down to the OP and then failing to provide the goddamn answer.",Anybody with any intelligence would know how to handle those kind of people. +"This is amazing. Putin is literally putting words in his mouth, and people cheering it on because how bitterly partisan the divide between Democrats and Republicans is.","no, he's not a puppet." +Cue Is gronk good or is it all Tom Brady? talks,So is Gronk good or is it all Tom Brady? +Yeah. Overall its much funnier in Finnish.,Time to learn Finnish then +You can also just buy them.,Whoa there moneybags. +"Idk what game your playing, but it's definitely not katarhalla",I hardly ever see people using katars... +Ya because it's such an original term we never would have thought it up on our own,Y'all are state school kids so we thought we'd help you out +TIL over 99% of Koreans have a mutated gene called ABCC11 which alters the composition of sweat so that they do not produce body odor. Only 2% of Europeans have this same mutation,"So if I were to set up a sweatshop, korea is the place to do it" +"It's predictable, not petty. Apple is a business, not a charity","And that's exactly why Steve Jobs removed all charity donation programs at Apple, and why Apple users hate Tim Cook, because he brought them back." +Command and conquer,This game brings back some pretty great memories +Man this is embarrassing.,We absolutely love him out here in sask. +I came here to say That doesn't look anything like Martin Shkreli.,It's not hot enough to be him +You should buy them if you like them.. OR You shouldn't buy them if you don't like them.,Nah Bruh everyone on this sub needs to be told what to like and buy +It charges fast enough already IMO.,2 races is enough already IMO. +"All weight jokes aside, Nate Diaz can make 155 and look shredded.","Oh god that's horrible, someone stop this man from cutting so much weight" +The joke was that it was really a Cubs home game.,"Dude idk, it says the astros are the home team on the ticket, who cares that Houston is 1,000 miles away from Milwaukee and Chicago is less than 100 away, Astros are the home team." +"Help me understand.. Does your keyboard have a key that says Compose, or how are you doing that?","I remapped my right Windows key to be Compose, but you can use what ever key you want." +Mmm... Damn that's hot,This is a screenshot of a video that's about a minute long ;] +"And the Heavenly Father spoketh unto thee, Doest thou want to ride or die?",La da da +idk i think most grown men with some shred of athletic ability can throw a football 10 yards all day long and never bounce it,Yeah Hackenberg must not have a shred of athletic ability. +The real Big 3,Klay possibly on the trading block. +God forbid a champ exists that counters ranged carries for once,Yeah ranged carries are the problem in league right now +Poor you,"Agreed, it's horrible." +Mkhitaryan on Instagram-Merry Christmas & a Magical 2017!,Mkhi is Christmas +Every single one.,Every single one. +I actually laughed for the first time at [Humour] post in this sub.,too bad this is a [Hum**o**r] post so you probably didn't laugh +"How is the MMORPG of your dreams? Hello everyone, For years I've been looking for a new MMORPG to play, but every time I start to play a new game, I just play for a few days and get bored. I think that this don't happens only with me. I was wondering how should be a MMORPG that, maybe makes a revolution in the MMORPG genre. I want to know opinions about how is the MMORPG of your dreams?","WoW; but with the questing, and economy of Runescape." +"Askreddit, what can a person do, or begin doing, to respect themself more?",r/nofap +"Rule 7. Tone Policing I agree with you, but shaming people is what women do because they're weak.",You're shaming people with this post though? +"Such a huge difference, picking at 8 would be amazing.",I know we have other needs to fill but I'd love a shot at Leonard Fournete +"Let's face it, it's getting a Z-move",It's obviously getting a super powered Z-move that doesn't need a Z-crystal that will let it mega evolve also! +Can these injuries go somewhere elsewhere? Like nowhere near football? Please?,"Bring em over to MMA, there's a huge lack of injuries over there" +I know plenty of Jewish families that celebrate Christmas now actually,"It's ok, he dropped this" +WORKIN' THAT POLE - Club Naughty Gameplay,Hahahah the song at 10:28 is Darude Sandstorm mixed with Never Gonna Give You Up +The Atlanta Falcons have won the NFC South **AT****L**ast they won the division again.,"But but but, Ryan is the worse QB in our division" +"I mean it's still rape, he's guilty. But it's partially her fault after a point. This change even count the people who cement and then knowingly lie after.","Wait, HE is guilty?" +My dark souls 2 character,I didn't give you permission to leak my selfie +"ITS NOT WIKIA, ITS **FANDOM!!!!!!!**",You forgot to put +"Pops appearing where they shouldn't because of not enough CPU? I've been hearing them in the right channel, just when certain notes are being played (talking about a solo piano piece). No effects, just the upright piano plug-in. FL Studio. Could it be the soundcard that is broken? I can kind of get rid of them by automating one EQ plug-in in the Mixer, but I need to know why they happen. Any ideas? Pure sampling, not even MIDI recording through an external keyboard. Could it be the CPU? 8GB of RAM here.",Buy more CPUs +What's a sign that someone was raised well?,They don't go on reddit. +"Of course they matter, the other commenter didn't say anything remotely to the contrary.","But if we don't create divisiveness now, how can we ensure progressive approaches lose, giving us further opportunities to complain on social media?" +If you could talk to your mother one time before u would be born..What would you say?,Prepare for disappointment. +No. I hear Christmas music at work for 9 hours.,The joys of retail! +Fuck no. I'm a Nurse main. Now you know why *I* hate it.,"I thought nurse mains hate everything, hence why they main nurse" +Just a picture of a gay man thrown from the rooftop and stoned to death as Quran orders. Nothing else. PROGRESSIVES SUPPORT AND RESPECT THESE VALUES.,come on guys theyre just doing Jackass isis style lmao +"It hasnt been there in a little over a week now, the only thing I can think of is because it is the release build they disabled it and/or just broke it and because of the holidays didn't have the staff to fix it.","Well that sucks, thanks for informing me" +"What Civil War II tie-ins are worth reading? I found the first Civil War a lot more fulfilling when I read it along with the Amazing Spiderman, Wolverine, and New Mutants tie ins. I also read Civil War Front Line that added an interesting POV to the story. The Civil War II books are starting to show up on Marvel Unlimited so I was wondering what I should read to get the most out of the event. I'll be reading the Spider-Man tie ins because I follow those books anyway, but is there anything else that adds to the main title?",Thank you for your input everyone :) +"What would be good (for both sides) would be a system where you can pre-register with TradeMe or a competitor and get checked out as suitable. Then they just auction the lease to the highest qualified bidder - e.g. the owner specifies they want a working couple, a single person, ten students, whatever - then they get the people in that category willing to pay the most.",The people willing to pay the most... can't see that going wrong at all... +Similar pants to these?,Ya dude cropped dickies 874 +"Relax and Enjoy Christmas As the majority of college application deadlines draw near and stress levels skyrocket as you scramble to try to finish your essays, I invite you to join me in taking Christmas Day off. This process can be incredibly draining and time-intensive, but for one day I think it's important to leave all of this behind and spend time with friends and family. I'm going to resist the urge to check this subreddit or polish my supplements, and I think you all should too. Friends and family are there to support us through this process, and spending time together celebrating the holidays is probably the best way you can repay their support. So tomorrow, even if you're not Christian or Jewish (because it's also Hanukkah too!), take the day off and spread cheer with all of your loved ones without the guilt of procrastinating. Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and enjoy your break!","Nice try, fellow competition." +"What's really neat about that is that swear words are still different from language to language, which means there's probably some part of our learning mechanism designed to plug certain word-sounds into the this feels visceral to say slots based on how we observe others using them. I wonder if there are any studies on how a word gets imprinted as a swear.",There's even a word for this... lalochezia. +Judge Morty: State of Georgia Vs. Rick Allen,I'd lose my shit if this gets an actual feature in season 3. +Who wants to give this holiday season? useless stuff like polygonal and dark matter boost a mystery decal.,"Hey, if you guys are just handing out mystery decals, I'd like one too." +I love how you guys here on reddit are nice Unlike the Mormons in my ward still stuck in it for right now,"You've stumbled in the wrong place, we're all hate full athiest that want to watch the church burn to the ground and everyone in it, including gay sex for everyone." +WHATTTTTTTTTTT NO FUCKING WAY. And here I thought Chance and Jeremih were spoiling us for Christmas.,We were so wrong. +"Bought a pair last December that is finally starting to show signs of its traction pattern rubbing off. Played with it for about 3 hours a week, for a year.",Damn son. +It's an internet meme name for Turks,Darn i though it was a reference to a Black Mirror episode +Why should they even need to ban? Just make it impossible to create a fail platoon.,WG will make fail platoons impossible soon! +Thankful for a wife that supports my habits. She told me she waited 2 hours at Best Buy to find one in the back. Merry Christmas PCMR Fam!,"Not pro, divorce inbound" +So do the Jews forced out of surrounding Arab countries get guaranteed their homes and land back as well? I don't see people constantly yelling apartheid over that,"Shh, the Jews being kicked out of Morocco, Algeria, Tunisia, Libya, Iraq, Egypt, Yemen, Lebanon, Syria and Afghanistan was the Jews fault" +And the epiphany was I don't want to murder my own infant child,Yeah what a scumbag amirite? +Someone corrected it :(,I wonder who... +Yeah his squat is like mid 500 and bench is mid 400 from what I remember.,What a weakling +My female Sims all look the same and I hadn't even noticed until now,"Haha this is funny, although I bet I can say the same thing with all my male sims" +Just found this dog tag on bf1 and i don't know how i feel about this as a nvidia user,Freaking pay to win games +Honey I blew up the... Anyone remember it being honey I blew up the baby? Just noticed it's honey I blew up the kid now,I always remembered it as kid +"Women or Men of Reddit, what is the weirdest thing you have ever put inside yourself?","My brother, yee-haw" +Why do white girls like for me to play with their hair in bed and black girls do not?,Wigs can fall off +"It's not like this is a busy time of year for their retail locations, or anything.",It's pushed just fine locally on the 10GE LAN....I think you WAN guys need to step up a bit... +"Me too! A friend is watching for the first time, and she wanted me to explain what the hell happened in Two Fathers/One Son, and I was like, I have no clue, just keep going and enjoy Monday...",Just... just enjoy the MOTW episodes now +Unfortunately I am missing a few of the strongest legendaries,Like sparky! +"Well take Oregon and Washington too, for continuity.","Can Minnesota join up, too?" +100 days? I think it takes longer then 100 days to build a wall. Heck the Ming dynasty took 200 years to build the Great Wall of China.,I think you're forgetting this: +"Hey, I have some sheep if you have wheat to trade.","I'll trade you for your sheep, I need another development card" +This should give Boeing an out from a deal they NEVER should have made in the first place.,"Right, better to buy with Airbus and totally screw over American workers" +I got an extra centimeter!,Measure yourself at night and then you'll say the grinch came instead :( +Like a resistor with a negative value of ohms.,Well that clears it up +There's that time a subreddit full of 16 year old memetards got a guy elected president,Yea it was the teenagers making memes that got trump elected +"People who throw their cigarettes on the ground. FUCK YOU THERE'S A GARBAGE CAN TEN FEET AWAY. WHY IS THIS SO HARD FOR YOU. But you know, can't say anything, don't want to be the crazy person yelling at people for littering.",I can't get it in the trash can while driving 15 over speed limit though. +Glad to see someone suggest this. Why would we take *anything* politicians say at face value?,"Its not on my 'side' of politics, therefore anything goes" +What? Just...WHAT? Has everyone in the GOP gone completely insane? Why in god's name would anyone want another Cold War?,"They didn't have Emails during the Cold War, so it wasn't all that bad" +Alright that's pretty badass.. I've got a crazy amount of grab bag keys. Might need to see what kind of art I could come up with,You need to let me buy some of those by weight too +Her eyebrows lmfao,"2/10, would not pluck" +"Merry Christmas! I'd like to share my third Warhammer Cosplay with you all, a Dark Eldar Scourge WIP.",Look at this Xenos apologize trying to empathize the alien scum. +"I mean I play arena, too... I just read the cards haha",But he's saying you aren't Arena only like Ratsmah +What's the coolest thing Redditors have done together?,Reddit made a few people millionaires! +Kyrie Irving puts the Cavaliers up 1 with 3.4 seconds left,lol ball movement +Got a book on flags for Christmas.,"The one on the top left is interesting, I can't remember which it was, can someone help?" +*General,"To me, she's royalty." +Maybe his wife identifies as an Earthbound cartridge. Who are we to judge?,I don't see a ring on the cartridge. +Bunch of whiners,"We aren't up by 3 TD'S at half, this team is terrible and everyone should be fired!" +"OMG, there are people out there living in ways I don't personally like! I must stop them.",Gay marriage ruined my life! +"I think that we shouldn't just give (financially) to others that are 'in need' if they're not trying to help themselves. The money would just be useless, and they need to be motivated to help themselves since it's the only way... but apparently that makes me an asshole.","Yeah, screw those stupid kids with cancer!" +Your cat is possessed! That piece of furniture is awesome!,Lol that is because i used flash on the camera so the cat will look my way =) +it's your adblock blocking the ads...,"Nah, I am sure the artists don't want any money." +"The Jets probably attracted some in 2009 and 2010. However, I would argue that any fans that joined then and are still fans today are no longer fairweather/casual fans. I look forward to when we have bandwagoners. They'll be annoying, but at least it will indicate that we're finally doing well.",Pfffffft youre only in this fandom via unfortunate birth +Not an obsession lol they just sound great,and their pricing is very accurate +"Obviously. You are paying 500 for a weapon that is only useful at close ranges and fucking useless at medium-long ranges. with the M4, you are paying 3100 for a weapon that is useful at all ranges. It is almost as if weapon balance is multi-factorial.",YEA BUT THIS GUN CAN KILL ME BETTER CLOSE +"Winged planes are perfectly viable. It's about building them to last, or being able to build them in such a way that you can escape a fight if you're outclassed. Tanky planes are well versed to go one on one, and if you add a blink mod, you can escape if you get outnumbered. Of course, no one realizes that you can also build with rods and struts to make huge armor planes a whole lot lighter, at the cost of connection points.","But I want to fly my artbot bomber over the center of the map slowly and not get punished, clearly it's the broken LOMLs and flak that are the problem" +"Says device support unchanged, so I would assume so.",Supoort i6 now? +Tyvm :),"you could switch to firefox, thatll free up 4gb of ram right there." +"[Deadman's Questions](#s I'm a bit uncertain on how canon Deadman's Questions is, but it would seem that being dragged off by the Ghost Alley's hands leads to the person ending up in the same realm as regular ghosts, invisible to the living. Though he certainly wasn't doing terribly, I wouldn't say Kira was at peace; he's left wandering without a home and without his memories, and throughout the story he constantly notes how he just wants to live quietly in a place he can call his own. But, as a ghost, he can't obtain that peace. And like you said, the cleansers (the things that hatched from the eggs) constantly pose a threat to the dead. It's not as horrible of an existence as Reimi and the Ghost Alley might have made it out to be, but Kira was still unable to find peace. As for what happened to Cheap Trick...I honestly have no idea.)","[Part 4](#s I mean Heaven's Door made sure Cheap Trick was going to hell, so...)" +Mexico: six decapitated heads found on Christmas Day,"Boy, these drug gangs really don't appreciate others selling dope on the holidays" +"Yeah, making cannabutter makes your whole house smell kind of awful. For like the whole day.",It's all part of the vegan cooking process +Fuck loads but I have watched one so maybe it's my fault *internalised oppression*,You can remove videos from your viewing history so related videos don't come up. +I'd take annoying relatives over ISIS... I'm just saying,But have you met his relatives? +Denvers offense is painful to watch,"You're just watching them on a bad stretch, the first 3 games of the season looked really good." +Maybe they aren't throwing downfield this week because they have fucking CHJ and Talib at corner.,"But that's their defense's greatest strength, why wouldn't our game plan be to play right into their hands?" +Dontari Poe is now the heaviest player in NFL history to throw a touchdown pass,Welp time to tank next week just to spite the chiefs +LPT use this simple method to accurately calculate your real mpg (miles per gallon) in the real-world,Mind = Blown +"Lightning @ Rangers - Fuck My Shit Up Edition Yeah... that happened. Final: Rangers 6, Lightning 1","My teams went 0-6 this weekend, not even all the Jack Daniel's in the world can sooth this pain." +Pre-order shipping? Where can I pre-order from that won't delay my shipping? I went to preorder from Amazon but the expected delivery date is way past any shipping that I choose. Why is this? Or will I get it on time from whichever shipping I choose?,"considering the game releases in 30 minutes, digital is the only way" +f/20,"Either an 8/10 or a 9/10, imo." +"Everyone was wanking over him all year, there was even talk of the FA trying to get him to play for England.",Never forget how Januzaj was eligible for 47 different countries. +No Theres no incentives to stay here. Making it harder to go to the States doesnt matter as long as it keeps being worth it,Sounds like you're talking about Syria. +(Fresh video) Lil uzi vert - Ps & Qs,Uzi rocking that Thugger choker +"We need a tax that every single company is forced by law to pay on profits. It doesn't matter if it's 5%, 10%, 50%, 90%, it's completely insignificant in every single way. The only thing that matters is that there's a level playing field, and we stop letting corporations exist in this country without paying taxes for decades.",Maybe even a progressive tax like we have for income where the bigger the profits the more the tax (but only on the bracket above the previous). +"If someone is so sure about the benefits outweighing the costs, tell me your guesstimates for a year. Otherwise, all I can see is that - waiting for the year and then spinning it whichever way you want to AFTER the event has passed.","'Wait for a year' basically translates to 'nobody fucking knows, we hate congress bad enough to let BJP do anything they like in the name of saving the country'." +Charging solo batteries together I've always had a dual battery box mod. I know and have married pairs. I was wondering if i could charge my single mod batteries together?,What makes you think that there would be an issue to do so? +Brad Pitt finally hits back at estranged wife Angelina Jolie's parenting skills as he describes her as having 'no self-regulating mechanism',"Oh snap Brad, that's really cold!" +"One would suspect that the greatest game ever made wouldn't be 50% terrible, barely finished levels full of nonsense. The first half is quite good though.","Yes, the Walking Simulator sure is setting the bar high." +"ooooh skill cap It's an attack , they should allow it through. jug loses dps late game due to improper spins... I wish they implement the one from hon , or make the spin physical since it is not a magical spell",Yea we should definitely make a carry that has a great laning and mid game even stronger late because there should be no decision making when you select a carry to match your teams winclock. +I don't get it. It's just minor bug right? Even says 8Gb in HWinfo.,"Nah, this is *definitely* another case of ram-gate." +"No i mean the ice axe, one hand and very fast with good range. I always find one when im a freshie, shoot my scorpion and attract some zombs and goto town with it.","No no, you probably mean the sickle" +The Inquisitor story PROVIDES a good reason for a Sith Pureblood slave tho,"[This is of course a good answer, and in fact once the twist is revealed in the SI storyline, the SI being anything except Sith Pureblood or Human begins to make less sense.]" +Sorry.,"I forgive you, fellow trainer." +"Its not Islam, its not even religion. The problem is that people are naturally shitty. We're a bunch of shitty apes, lead by shitty alpha apes, fearing that someday an even shittier and bigger alpha ape will show up and shit in our water hole. So we imagined the biggest, shittiest alpha ape, and we made him immortal and invisible and he lives in the sky, and we all scream and dance and follow random shitty rules to avoid angering our god-ape and our leader-apes so god-ape won't let anyone shit in our water hole; and then we die but we're afraid that in the afterlife we'll get shit on by yet another big shitty ape.",I don't want to poopoo what you say butt that's a pretty crappy comment. +"This picture still baffles me to this day. How the hell could a ULD be so close to an area where the AC was under power? I know it's old, but still.","From what I can remember, the cart driver went behind another jet, and the ULD was launched by jet blast from another jet, and came near enough to the tristar to get sucked in" +Everyone who has been saying that people buying the new NES are idiots when you can do X and Y can go fuck themselves. I'll hand Nintendo my money because I feel good about them as a company profiting from their work. Video gaming wouldn't be what it is today without Nintendo. But yeah dudes just pirate their shit because whatever excuse you have.,But capitalism is evil! +"Raindrops was a really shitty addition, the mana regen in a consumable is a really good idea but the magic block was clearly never thought of for more than a couple of seconds.","Yea, pretty sure icefrog was taking a shit and the whole idea of the raindrops just came to him and was done&ready to be coded by the time he was finished." +"Anyone else had the bad idea to use IF Juventus player to complete the MM? EA gifts for xmas are pure bullshit, it is my first year playing fifa and I was quite enjoying the experience the first weeks, because pack luck was OK, not fantastic at all but from time to time something worse 30K was out of the packs. I opened a lot of packs from drafts, SBCs and some initial coins from the deluxe edition, but no walkout so far. Last week, I started to do the MM, and got one player away to get the 2 last packs. Of course the italian juve player was missing. Then I saw Castro tweeting he got Hazard from the SBC pack, then another guy replied he got him too, and another got Pogba. So I said fuck it, this pack must have some big luck weight because of itialian juve players extinct. I went back to it and bought the italian IF player that cost 25K... and decided to open those 4 packs from the SBC, and the one from the mistery SBC that was a 2-players pack. Result: best players was 84 Bacca and Defoe, what a shit pack luck... total return maybe 15K total for 5-6 packs I opened, including 2 jumbos, prime gold players,... :( I am done with those packs, I will only open them because I earn them, or because I have all the players already... no more investment in SBCs or anything related to collecting packs... What did you got?? Any luck for you? Make me mad :( TLNR: got shit from SBC MM buying an inform to complete it ... what a fool !!!",Yeah i used my sbc buffon +Sheer Friezattack has no weakness,Is this a JoJo reference? +"Thanks for the advice. I use a mflb right now as well, which doesn't have the best vapor quality or efficiency. Looking to upgrade soon.","If you've had your MFLB for awhile, replace your batteries." +"Reddit, we all have them; what was the moment where you said, I was wrong about that this whole time?",R/circlejerk now I say ayyyy lmao at least once a day +its supposed to be a challenge with rules that make sense and are fun,Ya playing Vi/Naut bot is so fun in the name of memes and karma. +"I agree with you on all points, except I think it's a little off-putting to tell a newbie to not pick Fuze at all until they get gud. I think he's a great beginner tool just for his great gun(s). I would tell people not to use his gadget until they're comfortable with all the maps, but other than that, just use ops that aren't team-oriented and get used to recoil.","He's said not on hostage, which I'd have to agree with" +Show me no mercy.,21 going on 40 Jesus Christ sorry bud it's all downhill from here +Highest rated squad and most expensive squad in FIFA 17. 40/40 wins guaranteed in WL.,Handicap would make you get 0 wins +I hope you won some money on this bet,"Nah, even better, I got a bunch of karma" +We couldn't have done it without him. Show Julian Assange some love.,"All well and good, but please don't put Marina Abramovic's head in there, she probably enjoys it!" +Pics?,"I'm on the way home, will hit you in a few hours" +"Oh this? It's just me and the gents breaking out of the Friendzone. Nice knowing you, pleebs!",Second from the left looks like the only one with a modicum of decency. +"HO HO HO! Merry Zixmas my dudes! Hope you are actualy spending time with your friends and family and having a great time! What are your wishes and goals for the new season/year? Id like to first get back to plat, climb to diamond and finish school with nice grades. -Kenseiisgod",No I'm just jacking off to kha'zix porn +"he's kind of ugly but the replies say he works well, so it's a tough choice.",Arrester Tennogen helmet says 'sup +Judo chop!,You are so willful! +"freezer, if you let it cool then it's the same as not boiling it...","Bubbles are what make ice cubes unclear, so boiling it lets all the bubbles out." +Anyone know what Darryl Sittler usually goes for on Ps4? Thanks!,a lot +Children - Part 138,kenny has a red shirt now... **I M P O S T E R** +The shoes are pretty comfortable but the tubular sole throws me off a little especially while driving. They look a little wide on my feet but no one else has them where I live which makes them a little cooler haha,"Yeah I have these and a pair of Tubular X's, and these are FAR more comfortable." +"Oh I have another one or two up my sleeve. No lasers that I remember, but still impressive none the less. I'll see if I can't find them today.",OP I'm still waiting in suspense. +This suspiciously darker apple juice,Looks racist to me.. +Calgary,Should have added the +"I had more emotion when these characters died, which I couldn't tell you the names of, than the predictable poorly done Han Solo death. Connecting to the characters more does not mean their death will necessarily be more emotional. Its how its executed. All I needed to know was it was a Dirty Dozen type team of rebels that were willing to sacrifice their lives to finish their mission. Each death represented that characters part in achieving that goal and so it had meaning. Enough that it made you care, even if you didnt have a detailed history of each one.",Yeah but Han Solo's death represented Harrison's unwillingness to do another movie which is far more impactful +Got my 51 year old dad the new ratchet and clank for Christmas. He hasn't moved in hours.,Does he know you move with the left analog stick? +"My dad will NOT stop asking me if I know an unknown female musician; please Reddit, make this Dad madness stop",IIT OP is MIA +"I'm old. When I was in college in 1989, I came home to Charleston for Christmas, and we had a blizzard which started on 12/22 and ended on 12/24. A foot of snow in Hanahan. Almost 2 feet in Myrtle Beach. Today it was 75 degrees.",It's those damn Chinese and their global warming. +Fucking Noel in the Arena,"It would be kinda tough to fuck a giant metal Magitek Armor, but I think it's probably doable." +Seen at a Bus Stop in a Major Metropolitan Area,They forgot the +I'm not arguing. I'm informing.,"Woah, that's a hell of a lot of information there." +"This ignores subsidies though. It ignores a lot of factors, such as the fact that solar is currently not well suited for mass power generation as it's extremely inconsistent, but most important is that the claim it is cheaper on holds up while you are *paying people to buy it.* A space ship could be cheaper than a sudan with a big enough subsidy.",Because other energy industries are not subsidized +xmas all-day stuffing and aftermath~,"Such a perfect belly, dont know if you have a partner or not, but if you do they are soo lucky to have you X(" +Need help IDing this weird quarter I got in my stocking. How rare is this error?,"Just PMD, gold plating doesn't add any value." +delete this,Delete your account +If you want to think like that maybe you should consider moving to a country founded on freedom.,Like the USA? +"I have encountered people who believe 'oil change' and 'topping it up' are the same thing. One time someone explained their logic to me: if you add oil regularly, then that means you also lose oil regularly, so this method is even better, as there is a constant supply of fresh oil.",Well if he is driving a 2007-11 Toyota Camry he is not wrong... +"Never been closer to home, never felt further away",What kinda ship is that? +"Announcing that you are underage from the start would be absurdly suspicious and tip off basically every john that it was an undercover cop, rendering the whole system worthless. Might as well just tell them you're a cop.","when he asks the age saying 15 is where i would put it, not saying 19 then saying actually i'm 15 later on." +"Straight from Apple. They are incredibly affordable, and like buying a new computer 99% of the time. In the off chance you have an issue, they are covered by the full original Apple manufacturer warranty. I don't trust anyone but Apple's refurbishment process, and I can't imagine you'd get their warranty with refurbishment through another company.",Apple refurbs can be more reliable than new devices because they have been extensively tested while brand new devices only have quick QA tests. +This what I made for my soon to be sister-inlaw. It took me 2months 3days and 91.5 hours to do.,"I think you meant: 1 month, 32 days, and 115.5 hours" +"He doesnt predict any results with his rankings, they just show the recent results of the teams. Also he is like the worst analyst as far as gameplay is concerned.",no but really dignitas will win the major guys! +Charles I and Oliver Cromwell would both beg to differ with you.,"Yes, I'm quite sure they found the English Civil War 'easy'." +More like 10,refund +"Ancap standing next to water, in which someone is drowning: Sorry, can't be forced to help you. Try getting help somewhere else. Drowning man: But that's patently immoral, according to a majority of philosophers and ethicists. Ancap: Lol too bad man, go read some Hayek Dude drowns slowly right in front of Ancap's eyes. Ancap: I am within the bounds of decency.","I mean the drowning man chose to drown, otherwise he might have just made a monetary offer to the ancap." +What is socially acceptable in America which is not anywhere else?,Racism against white people and calling for dead police officers. +I love this. This is the kind of mum I want to be some day soon.,#mum You got a typo there +What track is next to install lights? I think that Dover would be awesome under the lights! What do you think?,Imo they should slap headlights into the cars like IROC did and run the Daytona road course at night instead of the 400. +"As a broke college student, damn I can't wait till I can drink all day and blow 700 dollars on shit I don't need.","You can do it now with student loans and credit cards, get cracking!" +"Foreign Media Roast Modi's Demonetisation, Call It 'Bizarre, Unethical And Immoral'",Anti-national Anti-world Anti-MilkyWay Anti-Universe Baazaaru Media +And here we are,"overdraft, complete reach, will bust" +Bought my mom (SS white band) and sister (RG Sport) Watches for Christmas. Dad tagging along and me in the middle :),Someone likes their mom more than their sister :P +BERNIE GOT SCREWED,BERNIE SCREWED BERNIE +Pked ags by acting like a bot,Nice +Child Empowered Officer ?,I think Child-Encumbered Officer would be a lot more accurate. +"and remember, even if you want to commit suicide you cant, to spare the feelings of a couple of those around you. much more important","life is a lose lose situation, thanks universe for giving me such an oppurtunity to witness life" +Stupid refs missing that field goal. They should be full time so they get more kicking practice.,funny and original +And yet OP posted their own. The world did not stop spinning.,Spoken like a true goat. +"Astros vs. Oakland Game Chat For anyone who wants to follow the game today, an Astros loss means the Rangers can clinch on our home field with a win tonight! Let's go A's!","Is there anyway we could get a thread with the box score and stuff like normal, but for their game?" +"Who are the most/least dangerous inmates? (Overall, not just raw physical/combat abilities) There are many factors to consider: * Physical strength * Fighting skills * Cunning * Information/Awareness * Self-control * Allies in prison * Allies outside of prison * Sheer intestinal fortitude! Also, I see dangerous as different from powerful. For example, early-first-season Red was certainly *powerful* but not necessarily *dangerous*, seeing as you can stay off her bad side by being respectful and not messing with her or hers. Red may have come down hard on Piper, but even then, she didn't take it to the level of direct physical violence as *Vee* might have.","Most Dangerous: Suzanne, Ruiz Least Dangerous: Flaca/Maritza" +I didn't even know the name of the game until now. I did know the meme though.,Youre a part of them! +"Never, and I mean *never*, call it San Fran ever again, especially in the City.","Oh gosh, why it was that damned autocorrect I tell you!" +"TIL while Erin Langworthy was bungee jumping 360 feet above the Zambezi river, the cord broke and she was forced to swim the raging waters with her feet tied together, at one point diving to free the rope from debris.",Everybody in line just noped the fuck out of there. +"DISCUSSION: If DC wanted to make a Action-Comedy movie (similar to what Guardians of the Galaxy is) that would be a success, which character/team should they use? If DC wanted to make a Action-Comedy movie (similar to what Guardians of the Galaxy is) that would be a success, which character/team should they use? It's commonly believed that Suicide Squad was supposed to do just that, but it was a major flop. Poorly done. But I believe it's doable. But I want to read some of your ideas and suggestions.",Batman v Superman +What's a greeting card?,It's when fat cats give away their fancy shmancy blankets... for free! +Ordinary Muslim Guy in Europe starter pack,Lmao at the guy wiping forehead with the beard+no mustache combo +hate pets,wow so edgy +Teaching kids philosophy makes them smarter in math and English,Studies have shown studying math and english also enhance abilities in math and english. +"The Cowboys have 7 wins over teams with winning records: most in the league Other contenders and their wins against teams over .500 this season: Pats, Raiders, Chiefs with 5 wins Falcons, Steelers, Packers, Giants have 4 wins Seahawks, Texans have 3 wins",But Cowboys have the easiest schedule ever and haven't even played a good team yet +"If you haven't realized already, this sub is not about uncensored anything. It is merely thedonald lite",I for one enjoy my lower calorie version. +"Who would win our 2nd RB? Taliaferro has shown hes good when healthy, Buck is a great receiving back, and West has shown his talents. Dixon clearly wins the battle, and Juice isn't going anywhere. We could potentially bring back the Three-Headed Monster. Dixon (McGahee) Juice (McClain) ____?",Campanaro +"If history has taught me anything, it's: don't fuck with Israel or the Jews.","well, the roman empire beg to differ." +"any of us yanks can ship a 6 pack, if you find someone trustworthy enough to do a paypal deal with, but the problem is that is cost prohibitive. sent a bday gift to my gf in japan recently, weighed maybe 1 or 2kg - cost over a hundred dollars to ship. anything over 1 pound from the states overseas is probably going to cost at least 40-50 bucks first class mail. you wanna box it up so it will ship and not explode too.","I mean, it's Bud Light.. ask someone to send empties and the cost of shipping will go down, while happiness of the recipient goes up." +Is this because male pickpockets are too smart to get caught ? :-),Jesus Christ MrJekyll stop being a misogynist. +"Dan Bilzerian didn't make his money on freaking poker, he inherited it from his dad's illegal schemes.","Well yeah, but you can't pay a fraud settlement with money that your son won in poker" +Spotted at the flea market!,love me some hot racist white women. +#3 on PFF's worst players of week 16,But hey he sells packs... +Decided to look at my filtered message requests on Facebook. Instant regret.,"What a gentleman, how could you ever resist him?" +Tom Brady removed the NFL logo from his helmet for preseason games,Wow he really showed them +Or the movie mode lasting 2.5 hours. I hate having to keep re-enabling it during marathon netflix binges. Unfortunately it's starting to become a trend where software is offering less customization.,"It's called menu simplification, and 'saves resources'." +Chinese Aircraft carrier enters the Pacific,This is clearly Trumps fault. +Rex Ryan fired....,Didn't see that one coming. +Should I get a Matthews' or HHCD's jersey? I can't decide please help.,21 +This man stood up for due process for his players and deserves our support. Please.,way to little context given in the petition for me to even consider it +"If I give my i5 to a friend, will it turn into an i7?","No, you have to trade cpus for that to work, not give it away." +My Grandfather punching Muhammed Ali in the jaw.,Back when you could tell a man's wealth by the size of his lapels. +"I think he chose Glenn. 1, because he noticed how protective Glenn was over Maggie during the initial stages of the line up. And 2 because he saw that the entire group in the line up was a tightly knit family. Choosing Glenn was to cement the fact that no one is safe, and if YOU break the rules then someone ELSE who you love is going to die, and it will be on your hands.",Too bad that didn't get cemented into Rosita's stupid head. +"Haha, better than nothing.","Nah, we should all call amex and demand free Echos." +you might not make six figs but you can still work at six flags,As a garbage collector +you played yourself,ya these kinda wack imo +Something going on in EU fpl?,#news1mple <3 +"Blaming it on the drugs is BS. If you abuse something you gonna pay the price. If she abused water, she probably would've died of kidney failure or whatever it happens when you drink too much water years ago. Do drugs, kids. And experiment. Or not. It's your choice. Drink alcohol or not. Just don't abuse either. Life is worth living and don't you let anyone else tell you how or what you're supposed to feel.",What a role model. +hahaha! I thought this was going to be some sort of comedy!,It is. +Reflections from a Fledgling Grain Grower,You should dig your own well to get the water for your beer! +"#BREAKING: Erdogan says has evidence that US-led coalition forces give support to terrorist groups in Syria, including ISIS & Kurdish militia",inb4 it's the ISIS founding documents signed by Al Baghdadi with co-founder B. Hussein Obama +Or maybe you died in an alternate reality and the wound translates to you.,"Why me, why not op?" +"What products look like a gimmick, but actually work really well?","Ab wheel + Foam roller, those look like unecessary fitness gadgets but they are really great" +Real Patriarchy: Saudi jailed for call to end male control over women,Another great example from the most feminist of religions. +Another old right winger is dead. Good riddance.,"I'd piss on her grave, but I don't like standing in line." +Can anyone explain H1Z1 to me? Is it a MMO? Similar to Dayz? Which one do I buy for the multiplayer? What are the difference between the two H1Z1 Just Survive and H1Z1 King of the Kill? Thanks,Detroit Simulator +OK you must really feel like shit. How do you even live with yourself?,I belittle console players to make myself feel better. +I dressed as a circus ringmaster to my highschool formal. My friends were not much better,Where are your date-- oh. +"Nicklas Backstrom, approaching 500 assists, is revered by the players he sets up",Such a goon though... +We can reset lol,im sure theres no situation in which you would want to remain at an island and heal there instead of resetting to your home island +Let us drag around and organize our chests in chest slots. I just can't take silver - silver - gold - silver anymore... I just can't...,The technology just isn't there... +"If you believe there is no hope, there never will be. Don't do that to yourself. I always considered myself shy. Never ugly, but never saw myself as attractive. I had extremely low self confidence but one day I just thought 'fuck it'. Stop trying to act different and just be yourself (as much as I hate that god awful cliche) and you'll meet someone who knows and then likes you for you. What I learned is that attractiveness comes down to attitude, not only looks. Do you have passion in ANYTHING? Any sense of humour? Hobbies? If so then you are attractive to someone who shares those values. And fuck all that, even if you think you are 'ugly' then it's up to you... get yourself to a gym, eat healthily, join some social clubs... most importantly stop making excuses because you have an opportunity every second to carry on, or change. Ultimately you are the only person who can make a difference in your own life. Take control!",He needs to take more showers +"Eric Trumps charity benefits friends and family, flouts charity rules","Oh, so he's smart!" +I've gotten a no on the grounds of having an active top mod.,Thanks for the update! +Wasn't in a Sci-Fi movie. Don't care.,Downvoted for going against the circlejerk and not using someone's tragic death as an excuse to look down on people who disagree +Erdogan says he has evidence US-led coalition has given support to Isis,"Ok, can we see it if it's so damning and all?" +The Constitution is the best document (behind the Bible) to have ever been written. Read it sometime. It's definitely not a proponent of full democracy.,"Yeah, the pro slavery parts are my favorite." +When you think of some amazing sex you had recently and have to get yoursel off.,Haha yeah I know just how you feel what with all this crazy sex I'm having...haha...right guys? +New Pro Player Action Figures?,Seems like someone's been watching Summit's stream quite a bit lately. +Such as what? Propping up unsustainable birth rates in the third world via food donations?,Because fuck giving starving people food +upvote x 10000000,Spoken like a true teenager +No. You'll become an official member of r/jokes.,I'll give you boop up for the original and a boop down for the repost. +Incidentally 404 meters and no bottom found.,"Are you sure, they were vague about that" +I must move quickly!,Nozdormu synergy though +"Tavon Austin. It's not his fault, really. He does what he can and is a dynamic player with the football in hands. The Rams just made an awful decision agreeing to pay that much money.",He is an amazing OOP running back in Madden outside of the ghosts has highest speed of any running back. +The entirety of The Glove of Darth Vader series.,"Palps is not a force user, Grand Moff Hissa, Mount Yoda ... what's not to love?" +"Recline your seat all the way back, then go to sleep...and snore. :/","Yes, that whole 2 inches really impedes the person behind you from doing anything" +Get Gears of War 4 free when you buy a 1070 or 1080!,"I bought it through retailer in Indonesia, a GTX 1070 G1 Gaming..and tried to redeem it through Gigabyte sites.. The process was easy enough, and it just need some of the information only available in the GPU box, and a picture of the invoice (i just hand held the invoice and took a picture with my smartphone); sent the information through their web.. waited 1 day, and GeForce emailed me my code...went to the redeem page, followed all their instructions, created a microsoft account for it...they said that it succeedeed, but whenever I tried to look in microsoft store app, in my account page, my PC game page, it didn't say that i own it... Ill check again when the game release though at 11th of October.." +Yeah an then all the Jadedecks are going to beat you down.,Because aggro is the ONLY counter to Jade decks. +How would you explain your love for hearthstone to a random person using 100 words?,Magic poker is fun. +If the vault is in the back of the bank.Where does this door lead?,payday 2 secret +La gente non conosce 'x' che io conosco quindi non dovrebbe votare. Seems legit...,"ha ragione , dovrebbero votare solo i nobili , gli ecclesiantici e chi ha una laurea in economia" +"You know what bitch? She was a Princess before being a General, and the title of General, doesn't overshadow her being a Princess, so take your SJW bullshit away from Star Wars. /rant",Nope when Prince William and Prince Harry joined the British Armed Forces they gave up all the titles of royalty. +"For a totally reasonable, modest amount of doubloons courtesy of WG-MilkinEU of course.","Like, let's say, 1k for first three missions and 3k for fourth?" +That's why I'm always armed. If someone is going to be stupid enough to start some shit over music in a store then that's on them.,And this kind of thinking is totally going to helo the problem +He was arrested for smuggling cellphones to convicted terrorists and murderers not because he is Palestinian,We don't allow your kind here. +Found this old box of Sierra bullets at work. Kinda neat.,"I have a box of 90 gr .270 bullets that look just like this box, i think a buddy gave them to me after i lent him my reloader for a while, didn't know they were that old" +"I thin you're focusing on the wrong thing here. I have a 15 work laptop and last time I tried to use it on a plane, it was already pressing into my belly. Then the person in front of me started to recline, and the hinge on my laptop started to crack from the compression and I had to shout and ask them to put the seat up so I could move my computer. Even with the computer practically up my own ass, I could hardly cram it in the space. There is just no way that a 21 laptop is going to fit on a plane if you fly coach.",Just get a first class ticket. +"Just had a baby girl, so decided to go pink :D",Should have used pink rgb fans +"One would think, but as we are seeing with the downvotes and all that. People want their blood lust.","Yeah the officer should have waited until she actually chopped him with that ax, and he has no right to expect a free american to comply with his orders - he's just a cop." +"Do you think this guy is the only botter on the leaderboards? Lol :D Just check some other players out, there are many more with such a playtime.",can't be account sharing between two people at all +Like when Clinton wrote ''happy birthday to this future president''?,"Yeah let's criticize a woman for having ambition, good idea." +Feed it regularly,Here i thought i could just leave it or in the open top hunt the mice that stopped by the house. +Nearly 50% of Donald Trump voters believe Hillary Clinton is involved in pedophilia ring: poll,And there's also absolutely no way Russia interfered in the election. +"I don't disagree with your point, but you refuted nothing with 10 placement matches.","Don't worry, I'll be playing him the entire season to see how high I get." +Open field endings are how it should be. It's 100x more skill based in a field.,yep... 8 cars driving in circles is so much more skill based than hiding in a house. +Anti-rape chastity pants for the 21st-century European woman,For a second there I thought it was Maria Sharapova +"Hey, what if we could borrow Emirates?",I think you need a +"Goodbye, FIFA. I was first interested in this franchise back at FIFA 10, where I first played the game. I played casually in FIFA 11, 12 and started to progressively get better at the time of FIFA 13. I had great players and a good team overall. My club, as I didn't have any name I only wrote 'AGoodName' as the un-changeable name so stuck with it. At FIFA 14 I became far better at using the skill moves and headers, back when they were a statistic rather than physical rating. My club was going well but I ran into an issue with contracts and had to scrap it in favour of another club, this time also called the same name. At the end of the year I had a full team of TOTYs, TOTS and 2014 World Cup cards and finished the game in Divison 1 on multiplayer. FIFA 15 was the greatest time for me. I started off well, using the 50 packs, one every week aspect from the code to get Vincent Kompany and Yaya Toure in the same pack who were both sold so that I could get a team in the Bundesliga revolving around Aubameyang because he was far too good. My team was solid and I received Reus in a pack. I eventually built the best Bundesliga team and had a second squad of mostly-average 80-85 rated B.P.L. players. My 'Pro Clubs' was also going well, I played as a goalkeeper at an impressive rating of 91 but F.U.T. was the main game-mode for me as it is for lots of the community I suppose. Then, FIFA 16 comes out. I log on, and my account which was from September 2013 is now from September 2015. I go to my Pro Clubs and I'm now a 75-rated CAM player. No mention of previous rewards or any of that for playing earlier games. My ultimate team is now 'Dresden Fortuna'. My old club is gone. That year, I didn't play FIFA much, only logging a measly 2d 4h on the game in total. Finally, this year. I got the game at Christmas along with Titanfall 2 but installed FIFA anyway. F.U.T. is now a new team, again Dresden Fortuna but created December 2016. My Pro Clubs player is reset again. At this point, I think that it is time for me to put down FIFA and leave 'AGoodName' behind in FIFA 15, even if it has carried over. I won't be getting FIFA 18 next year, because I've lost interest to see that my club with all of that glory and my E.A. account which was high level with most cosmetics unlocked in the catalogue is also gone. It was an amazing run though. Thank you, FIFA community, for all of the times I've had with this franchise. **I don't hate the game, I want to make that clear. I could possibly return at a later date to this community and get back into FIFA again. Again: this game has been a good way to pass time casually, even when I faced people with anger problems who quit when I scored, or when I received all of the abusive and rude messages after a game I still had fun and that was the greatest part of FIFA.** Farewell.",We'll miss you +"And not to mention that you are clearly, visibly marked for death. Everyone knows exactly where they are and they're coming for you. Trying to stay and fight is futile, and even if you manage to kill one or two enemies it has no affect on the match except ultimately helping the other team. Once you successfully retreat to the new sector, you regain full health and ammo, and are no longer spotted.",But muh bravado in a vidya game +"Love a woman, respect all humans, and do crunches",Wait a minute.... +"Is English your first language? If it is, how on *Earth* do you not know this?",I was testing his knowledge +"Had a guy last Friday in my psychology class ask the professor if LSD is bad for you. He said long story short, yes, yes it is.",That professor is a Pussy *dabs* +"Whoops. I'm a bad car guy, apparently.",How could you also forget about the truly excellent Nissan Leaf? +Wanting to be better than we currently are and using tools are both very human.,And humans never make any mistakes implementing those tools. +"Lol. I lived on base so it wasnt as bad as off base. But jesus shit was stupid. Ill never forget what i was told the first weekend i was there. Dont leave lighted roads after dark, you will be raped. But hey, got to do cool medical shit there, so i got that goin for me which is nice.",Better than those darn Leanderthals +"Rwandan genocide was a result of and exasperated by its colonial legacy. In fact, most if not all of the tensions on the continent is directly linked to colonial exploitation.","Right, because the continent was a beacon of peace and prosperity before the evil European." +You're on a circle jerk sub. You're gonna see things sway a bit too much to the other end of the spectrum sometimes here with corporate apologetics.,"I get most of the sentiment for counterjerking and I also think that companies undeservingly get shit for things, but I'm just having trouble understanding why it's so unrealistic to expect a 9 year old game that costs $90 to play to not have MTX retroactively added in." +"Ryze troll reforms during the game and saves Tobias laning phase, or does he?","ryze, NOT the hero Tobito wanted, but the one he needed" +"The NDAA is an authorizing bill, not a funding bill. It is also large as it authorizes all defense spending or the coming year. This bill needs to be passed but has been hotly contested. It did not make sense to hold up the bill over something so small. Once again, this has been AUTHORIZED, not CREATED. Currently the government is being funded under a CR, meaning that new programs, like this one, will not be funded until a new defense appropriations bill is signed into law. This will not take place until at least may, but likely September 30th. This is a cool headline, but that's all it is, a headline. A propaganda center is not opening tomorrow",but then all these people in the comments couldn't freak the fuck out about the guvment +"I mean, new players have bigger worries than lack of IP I'd say. T2 runes are cheap and there are enough starting champs to keep them busy.",Not really now your going vs someone with every champ and advantage from ip! +"Saw a really disgusting tweet... Was on twitter when I saw a tweet from an apparent oliciter who said now that Melissa (Benoist) has filed for divorced, the chances of Stephen doing the same has exponentially increased. What a disgusting statement. In a time where this marriage has ended, this person uses it to fuel their stemily passion. Also Fuck 2016. Its literally shitting on everyone until the end. **(Don't have a pic as it was deleted pretty quickly)**",At this point i just want Katie Cassidy and Stephen Amell to literally come together to absolutely shit on Oliciters +"If you're a hockey fan, you have to respect the kind of player Crosby is. He doesn't play an easy game.",But he's a whiny little baby who doesn't fight or ever play physical. +No that's Israel,"Given their policies, I thought Israel was that country east of Gondor." +"Well, the Republicans haven't really let him do his job for the past year, so I say let Obama meddle in any way he can.",Clearly agree; this is the best way to promote unification of the country ! +Cake/eating it.,No but this time its on our terms +Not dying while trying to buy your games? Priceless.,Pffft obviously since everyone knows that you can't have online sales for console games amirite +"GIANTS UPVOTE PARTY FOR THE WIN!!! FUCK THE REFS, WE DON'T NEED EM ANYWAYS",Kicking net for president 2016 +She's doing it wrong. CNN is the only source to trust for such information.,You forgot the +*Just wait until Small Arms/Void Burn then lets see who the bitch is*,Surely Small Arms still favours Titans though? +"Surprise, surprise: everything is old as shit. Just like Scorsese refusing to watch new films, all these old directors just pick old movies from the Jurassic period and don't give a second thought to anything new, with very few exceptions.","i mean, have they even seen the prestige?" +What is the most hostile/hateful/toxic sub that you have come across?,r/AskReddit ... +Legacy of Kain: Defiance (0.49 USD /95% off - New historical low),Oh man I picked this up for .50 USD the other day +"Claims portal is still down for me, anyone else?",I think mines broken as I've been at step 17 for over a month... +What do you think of the name Valen? What are your thoughts first impressions of this person and what profession do you expect to see him or her in?,I first thought it would be a nickname for Valentina +Wholesome Usher,What is this from? +hey samr size as my dick :),"naah, the boots are smaller, and theyre a size 13 ;)" +Kanji is not what you think it is.,Aren't all those Japanese squiggles kanji? +"They cause problems.... overlooking that we are a part of the UN, too.",America never causes problems though +"That is the strange thing, but to be frank, I think the Warriors are naive enough to do it.",Or Spears is just talking out of his ass +HIFIMAN Review Manipulation,Bet you it was some intern who sent the email and was a mistake +What about the Taemin one?,"That one was posted on here when it came out yesterday, Key's picture is new :)" +Games are generally balanced around the casual gamer now.,Keep the normies out +They're all tied together by being things that I don't want to talk about on a date.,If you don't talk about quantum theory on a date then you're obviously not as intelligent as this person is +"Colombia kidnappings down 92% since 2000, police say",Well that's nice +I too would have to blow up a Death Star in order to get my sister to get me a beer.,Do what Mark did for Carrie and give her the D! +Let's start using black individuals as main characters then.,"but then you get people on the internet yelling about how white people are literally being genocided because there is only 49 white protagonists instead of 50 :c (battlefield 1, mafia 3, star wars 7)" +"I did say borderline. But I'm not kidding about when I walked out. It's a terrible, terrible film.","You wouldn't fucking know, you didn't see the movie because you walked out" +In the time it's taken for Season 3 to end... Rumble was released. Neo Tokyo was added to the game. iBUYPOWER Cosmic became Rocket League world champions. Aquadome was added to the game. Princess Leia died. (Carrie Fisher) Starbase Arc was added to the game. No Man's Sky was released. The original Willy Wonka (Gene Wilder) died. Donald Trump was elected president. Flipsid3 Tactics became Rocket League world champions. The UK left the EU. Fidel Castro died. A new Harry Potter Book was released. A new Harry Potter Movie was released. A new Star Wars Movie was released. The Olympics were held. Ebola is cured. Pokemon Go was released.,Psyonix will release season 4 when no one asks for it. +"Team-Firing discussion : Ill-Will viable? (context enclosed) This post is more in relation to Trials and other 3v3 modes. First of all, wanted to ask you guys whether any primary combinations seem to destroy you any better than any others. For example, in the latest Twilight Gap trials, we repeatedly saw one player jump on top of the crate near the cap point. We had outside spawn, and after round 1, used 2 MIDA's to bring him down before he could land. Later on, anticipating his storm-caller, we switched to pulses, easily defending ourselves in the outside spawn. Typically, my fire-teams always seem to get rinsed by two HC's and a pulse. I'd put it down to mobility with those weapons, as the pulse gives a distraction/covering fire for the two HC's to get close enough to start doing some serious damage. By organised fire team, I mean one that is going to use team-fire effectively. Typically I sit just behind my team or on a defensive flank, running a pulse or MIDA as primary, until first blood. This usually allows me to see enemies my team are focused on, and flush them out for team-mates. I'd like a couple of second opinions on whether a Braced Frame / LitC 'Ill Will' would be viable to use as more offensive supporting gun due to its capacity to remove shields in one blast.. or any other alternatives you'd suggest for an aggressive supporting role. ** I've bought the Palindrome, but the Ill Will is the only HC I've ever used effectively asides TLW. Thanks in advance",The vendor Parthian Shot pulse rifle is another alternative heavy hitter. +"I love Steven Pinker so much. He is a a great person to follow on Twitter, posts a lot of interesting reading material. He has also debated formally on issues like gender and gender roles and argues that biology is not sexist. Not to mention he has incredible hair.",but he's a jew so I dunno if gators would like him +Robot imagines a world without men,The question on everyone's mind: Why the fuck are you going to **leave** a dimension where all your fantasies are reality? +"Floppy disks use to hold video games. Also, floppy disks",Don't they have pills for that? +We lost to Nebraska in basketball. We are officially a football school now.,Thats #Nebrasketball to you +GR8 B8 M8,"Wow Paul, great refutation to what OP said, OP's gonna be hiding in shame from now on." +He easily contained and eventually destroyed Cedric so yeah he had a good fucking game as always,yes cedric... such a good player that's so hard to contain +My boyfriend wrapped my Christmas present like a savage,I know a popular post when I see one... This isn't one of them. +This Insec argument is overused a little. Super late game Insecs are quite difficult to pull off. That's rather the enemy missplaying and you executing perfectly. It's not a likely and common way how Lee games get decided.,"But Meteos did it that one time, and he's the worst Lee in history" +NEW Rhode Island Power Rankings,TIL the entire population of Rhode Island plays smash competitively +me irl,stardew thanks +"Shit really doesn't happen. Anecdotal, I understand, but I've never seen a person who needed a job that hadn't made awful life changing decisions leading up to it.","Never realized that a sudden death in the family was an awful, life changing decision that we had to make" +Neymar vs Amigos do Robinho Pedalada (22/12/2016),Robinho friends should have broken his legs for being so disrespectful +Jaywalk when there are no cars.,r/madlads +"Source: Galaxy S8 will completely ditch hardware navigation keys, Samsung is switching to all soft keys with 3D touch-like functionality.","I wish they would remove the power button, maybe Apple will and Samsung will follow ?" +Wat is de volgende stap? Allemaal verplicht een mondkapje op in het ziekenhuis? Scheelt ook weer een contactmogelijkheid immers.,ik mis de +Who wants to party with this cutie?,Cute blonds want to party in your area! +"What's your favorite bullshit-sounding, but true fact that you know?",The sun is white. +"No team starting with a consonant has won the playoff, though.",THE Ohio State University? +"I was going to empathize, but when I heard you had pink hair I knew you had it coming.",Let it be known that you deserve abuse if you have pink hair. +"Where's the Ghost Future HB? Early morning pondering over coffee, but I would love a Future HB with some ridiculous stats. We've had Past - Ricky, Present - AP, here's to me hoping that the stack of presents with the Ghost logo is a Future HB.. Maybe a Melvin?","David Johnson is on the way, don't worry." +Does anyone on earth see another child for them right now as a good idea? Seriously.,But don't you know they were meant to have lots of children? +Non sono sicuro che le abbia pagate.,"Che poverata, bastava metterci uno sponsor e si rientrava nei costi" +please tell me how elite barbarians are not OP,Well... erm... EERR... Mmhhmm... They are just not op? +"Easiest, hardest, and best bosses? Title. Easiest: Iudex Gundyr. Not to say he isn't fantastic, but he's not really hard. Hardest: Nameless King. No explanation necessary. Best: Unpopular opinion, but I personally loved Aldrich. I had a lot of fun dodging and weaving around his attacks.",easiest for me was abyss watchers +"Fun fact, this would be by far the simplest and most humane way to carry out a death penalty, but a lot of Americans prefer prisoners on death row to suffer a more painful death.",I for one care greatly about the suffering of those who have committed heinous murders and tortured their victims. +None of the bank accounts I have opened hit my credit at all,"My Schwab checking did, but I assume that's because it was linked to a brokerage account." +We'd never get another black President again.,Hopefully we'll never get a white president again. +"Shit, I would probably be stuck inside for most of January",The door welds itself shut after 10 incorrect attempts. +"27 And the men, instead of having normal sexual relations with women, burned with lust for each other. Men did shameful things with other men, and as a result of this sin, they suffered within themselves the penalty they deserved. Romans 1:27",I bet he never read that before. +Not too long from now we really will have computers that hack computers. Bring on the AI.,What if this is another instance of 4^15D chess and Trump is trying to warn us? +Donald Trump: Don't Blame Russia For Hacking; Blame Computers For Making Life Complicated,"Don't blame people for killing people, blame guns for killing people!" +Striker crimson lightning Really good offers,Best I can do is a burnt sienna hard hat. +Bye-bye spies! I wonder how many of them had invites to Inauguration events?,"spies could have never gotten in, too many A-listers wanted tickets" +"Bernie Sanders: Despite enormous profits, the financial services industry employs only 4% of our total workforce.",The word is efficiency. +"Hey, us skinny people exist too!",Triggered +My coworker just told me I need to work this weekend. I felt like my dreams were crushed and I had to smile and say no problem No overtime pay whatsoever,Giving replies like that is what makes them feel ok asking you again next time +"Meanwhile the World Cup in Qatar, lol.",They bought the World Cup fair and square though. +The leak was an inside job #sethrich,How do we know Seth Rich wasn't a KGB agent? +Said it before and I'll say it again. An E-40 x supreme collab would make my year,Yeeeeeee +"Dumpster Divers if Reddit, what is your best dive ever story?",Me and my best friend went dumpster diving behind the mall for her birthday and we ended up finding about $1000 worth of make up for her that we carried home in a trash bag and two brand-new iPhones that barely had scratches one for each of us. +How I Illegally Convert Old Notes Into New: An Insider Explains,Desi Jugaad is the best Jugaad +Play through without any level boosts on the first character enjoy the story.,Story? +Must be nice to be able to switch to a different class of heroes when one particular group is weak.,"DW, we have ziggs and mordekaiser we can play" +With great power comes great responsibility,*slow claps* +When they don't understand how Meme Magic works but it does,Kek is with Brendan! +"People don't know this, but Iraq has oil Geopolitics, everyone!",Canada has moose! +"First Pablo now Jenkins, the favorites leaving back to back :-( rip",This is more brutal than the deaths of Oberyn and Shireen :( +I don't know what you've been watching the browns have been shockingly okay thus far.,I actually haven't watched a Browns game since I live in Chicago and I've been prioritizing the Indians over them for my viewing on my laptop. +Marcus Berg (Panathinaikos) goal against Ajax (1-0),Marrcccccuuuuuuussssss BBBEEEERRGGGGG +"Isn't one of reasons people you want a world without religion that people stop killing with fire? Imo, don't kill anyone/thing.",An eye for an eye +"It has a statement from the team, but sure...",Why you always lyin' +"Thank you! My son is 2.5 and i know my husband and I are good parents. I follow this sub because I have a ton of child free friends and love reading about the awful parents stories- but honestly until someone works with toddlers or lives with one, they aren't going to understand that sometimes tantrums happen and it's not the fault of the parent. My 2 year old is honestly really well behaved 99% of the time. He's a great kid, but he's also 2. He threw himself to the floor crying this morning because I asked if he wanted a smoothie, and apparently he didn't. I ignored him and went about making my own and he calmed down. Even if someone was a perfect non tantrum thrower as a child (which is unlikely), it doesn't mean kids who do throw tantrums are the product of bad parenting.","Well obviously it was your fault, you asked him if he wanted a smoothie." +"Ehhh, I could see myself doing that to be a dick. Just like BFFs Forever.",You Only YOLO Once! +I'm aware of that I was trying to be funny,"On the internet, no one knows you're" +Just because something is logical doesn't mean it fits into the conservative framewrk,"I suppose not, but it seems inevitable that a UBI is going to move into the mainstream thinking and the issue will become not whether there should be a UBI but the means of administering it." +There is literally nothing wrong with being racist to white people,TRIGGERED +"I tapped a wall when landing and got game over, you flipped your car and got along no problem -.-",This is a precisely calculated and overly practiced stunt +Jesus christ what is this? hacks? (EUN2),It's the outcome of using a dex ring and a obsidian dagger on a rogue. +What type of apocalypse do you think you'd be most likely to survive? What makes you prepared to do so?,"The rapture, because I'm born again." +I mean the exploits are not *hard to find* you just need to know what to look for. But honestly I would suck some fat dick to be able to do what some others do.,I've got a proposition for you... +"Carrick has been our worst defencemen for a while now, even Hunlak is better currently",time for Corrado? +"Officer Scholarship Interview Coming Up - Advice? I posted a month or so ago about potentially applying for the Army Officer Scolarship Scheme: now I have my interview next week and frankly am a bit nervous. I know this sub probably gets inundated with I have an interview, give me advice posts so my apologies but I just had a few questions. How important is it to know what corps or regiment you would want to join? Right now I have a general idea of being in combat or support arms so mainly Infantry, RAC or RA. However that would be pretty vague to say in an interview, would it not? Or will the interviewer understand if I say that I would become more certain after fam visits and the likes of that? Secondly, how should I dress? I don't want to be a pratt who over dresses for an interview but my parents are suggesting I wear my prom suit - naturally the only suit I own. To me it doesn't seem particularly interviewey - its royal blue so it could be worse but what do you folks think? Should I just go shirt & tie instead or not? Finally, is there any general advice on what sort of questions they ask, perhaps from people who have had an officer interview before? I should think there will be questions on why I want to be an officer, the process in total, AOSB and RMAS, what leadership means to me, etc. but are there any random ones I should know about? Thanks guys.","It's always better to overdress than underdress, the prom suit is still a suit regardless, wear the suit and good luck." +His old nazi ass bankrolled Clinton and BLm.,"Considering he was 3 years old when the Nazis came to power in Germany, I think calling him a Nazi is quite a stretch...." +My Neighbour Snorlax,I gave this as my wallpaper from like 2 years ago... yes it's 100% OC. +"He should thank his lucky stars that he was able to make a living at all doing that for any span of time. YouTube had no obligation to create a way for people to become wealthy by making videos at home. You are whining like a baby throughout this entire thread. So damn entitled. Meanwhile in the real world, good people get laid off all the time and have to find work. That's life. Jesus, grow up.",Cesspool people incoming. +"Feels good to be woke, amen?",Stop saying woke +Eh. I think there maybe another top tier DC out there we could hire that was a former coach... But I wonder who it could be...,top tier DC that was a former coach... hmmm you want Charlie Strong? +"That's legit, right?","That's wood, cribbing is wood, should be fine." +Almond Milk,"They are influencing one of the most water demanding manufacturers in the world, but think of all the animals they save from pain!" +This is your buy point NOW,it can't go any lower - never heard that in this sub before +.... America is horrifyingly expensive from an outside perspective,But we have low taxes so we don't suffer like the rest of the world. +You missed a guy celebrating too soon because you closed the video too soon? That's amazing,If you dont catch this generation in 5 secs I tell ya... +"Willfull ignorance. A person who is prideful about not knowing something, especially combined with a confident comment on that thing. People who loudly talk shit about Islam without having even a basic understanding of the five pillars or its place in the Abrahamic tradition. People who have never been to college who try to talk about how easy humanities degrees are. People who hate contemporary art but can't really tell you anything about contemporary art. Just generally, if you are going to have a strong opinion on something, you should give a few minutes time to pretending that the thing has value and try to find the value in that thing. If you've really tried and you still can't find anything of value, then go ahead and criticize it, but you're doing it from a standpoint of having some modicum of familiarity instead of just railing against something you know nothing about.","But the more I yell something I know nothing about the more attention people give me, it doesn't matter if I'm telling the truth or not" +Don't fall asleep next to this lady on the subway,"I'm such a huge germaphobe that if a stranger leaned/tried to nap on me, I'd inwardly freak out but outwardly, I'd just get up and move." +"Maybe we read different things, but I wouldn't call masturbating near her sleeping sister molestation, and the thing with putting rocks in her sister vagina was when she was a little kid and kind of weird but clearly a kids being kids learning about the human body with weird childhood logic, not a malicious abuser thing","I think you could be right you know, it doesn't sound like Lena was a malicious abuser, I'm sure she did it because she loved her sister" +"Delhi Deputy Chief Minister Manish Sisodia's Office Burgled, Documents Stolen",Mitron apna digilocker agar use karte to ... +Is this a joke? I have like 4 new years glasses.,nah hes being 100% serious +"This is a concern of my, seeing as I'm gonna be switching from a Note 5. Are the third party apps any better?","I haven't tried a whole lot, RAW may be better but I'm concerned about filesize" +inform yourself before you post next time...,seems like I forgot the +"All your data will be held for a year.. although they've been doing it before illegally, it is now legal to do so with the passing of this law",That makes me feel so much better +"So you're saying that Trump supporters voted for Trump, not because they thought he was the best candidate for the future of the country, but because he would piss off the left out of all the other candidates?",Must be some good thinkers. +Someone of Facebook shared it so sadly people actually read it,A (Swedish) friend of mine shares articles from this blog all the time but she's a really nice person irl so I just turn a blind eye +Polka dots,MILF +I think you do. This is so horrible I'm pretty sure if there was a country wide boycott on paying the corporate greed disguised as health insurance someone would listen.,Yeah because we're actually allowed to protest anything here +"I don't see much difference. Trump went to a military school. He has plenty of proposals to end corruption through lobbying and wants to impose term limits. He's also the only major candidate I've heard that wants to actually help inner cities. I swear, some of you want Trump to be 'literally Hitler' just to validate the delusional victim complex you call reality.","Yeah, obviously we're the delusional ones right?" +Really dude? Having a large butt (with a relatively thin waste) is not the same thing as being fat.,"Yes, I'm sure her BMI is nearly as low and invincible as Kim Jong-un's." +A volcano/cave I made (With working LAVA),Hawaii is sure lookimg neat +"Well, duh. While everybody (not everyone here) was singing about Geoff Johns and, Oh thank God, he's taking over, I was just like hold on. They're not gonna throw away the blueprint no matter who they hire/fire. The thing the mass media, casual haters, and Marvel stans don't understand is... As disappointing as BvS was to a lot of people, a) There were still a lot of people who liked it, b) It made a shit ton of money and more than triple it's initial budget regardless of not hitting the billion, c) They still like Zack as a director, but they get now that he needs guidance, and finally d) It cost three films and a shit ton of time and money to draft all of those ideas into somewhat of a plan. At most, Johns, Berg and yes, Synder (since he's still one of the producers of the overall DCEU) will probably (obviously) be tweaking, adding, and deleting ideas as they go along. It's not as doom and gloom as everyone tries to make it sound.",But.. Rotten Tomatoes speak for the quality of DC! +Mike Trout gave every Philadelphia Eagles player Nikes for Christmas,"What a great story, hope these Eagles players will cherish their gifts and one day become a phenomenal athlete like Trout." +It was made in 2002,I was made in 2002 +"This picture is doctored. Look carefully at the texture of her bust and compare it with the texture just below her cleavage: The latter is in focus while the area across her bust is blurry: It's been stretched in photoshop. I would love for this to be real, but it isn't.","Also, you can see the bend in the guy's shirt that gives it away." +"I'm looking for this FPS archery game on WII U. Hello, i saw someone stream it but it's an archery/parkour game and the artstyle is really cute with bright pink and greens & you have to shoot boxes in the air. I hope you can help me please i've been looking for it for like 2 hours, thank you :D",Links crossbow training? +What are your predictions about the incoming administration?,Sunshine and rainbows obviously +a game where I can make a house and feel at home. An example of this would be fallout 4 or subnautica. I just love the feeling of going out and exploring and getting back to the home I built. Please help me find a game! Thanks :),"*come to browse thread with no intention of buying any games* *buys Don't Starve, checks that The Forest is on wishlist*" +Uhhhh its the unequal length headers that gave it the rumble :),Correct and the new wrx (not sti) is a new engine with equal length header so the twin scroll turbo would work. +Why is archon considered more superior then ragnarok force x? Much more comes with ragnarok force x and personally I like the look of it better. Why is it so hated?,Because he's a dirty weeb +"I have a bad habit with D.Va... I can't help trying to reload her Meka's guns I don't know why I keep trying to do it. I know her weapons fire infinitely, but I keep hitting the reload button...",Just keep firing till you run out of ammo and auto-reload +'Heil Trump': Members of the Alt-Right Are Looking Forward to a Whiter America - VICE,Ok let me get this straight... Japan for the Japanese Europe for the Europeans India for the Indians China for the Chinese America for the ~~Native Americans~~ Europeans Impeccable logic. +"Does Ox know something we don't? Please, please, Ox know something we don't.",Ox is taking them all to Anfield +LF2M trials flawless post below for invite. Positive kd prefered,Ploppyjim not great but can follow orders! +"Pretty soon, Someone's going to get offended Santa is a boy and there will be a push for female mall Santas.",All feminists suck! +"Calm down, it's a joke not a peer reviewed 8 page essay about racism in America.","Check your facts, this is from Australia mate." +Started checking the SDN invite thread for my specialty. Much regret. Why did I do that.,"Got 4,000 invites today and a new post for each one" +THE,*FASH* +"RNG Ruins some aspects of Destiny, I.e the Icebreaker, 9-0 Nightfalls, no icebreaker :(",ITT Everybody feel sorry for me. +Playoff: Why Washington will shock Alabama in the Peach Bowl,I'm just worried we'll look ahead to Tampa +How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man. 0,"The Irish: Surrounded by water, too dumb to fish." +"Historic female role model who had a child out of wedlock as a teenager, but who overcame all setbacks and went on to do great things? I have a 17-year old niece who is pregnant. I'd love to share with her a couple stories about women who were in similar situations, who went on to be great contributors in our world. Any book suggestions would also be welcomed. Thanks.",Wendy Davis is a good current example. +definitely,Lol they were never good to begin with +Which one would you choose? Option one: Your choice of Nat 4 with Godly Runes Option two: Your choice of Nat 5.... ps: doesnt include LND Mons,Nat5 Ofc ... how about Daphnis? +One major difference... As a history teacher you're giving me a fucking anneurism right now.,"As a medic, you're giving me an aneurysm :P" +Definitely sounds like luck. I would've loved a salvage-like system in AW so that I could select an elite I really wanted like the Pwner or the Derailer (whatever the elite RW1 was called).,The holiday? +Trump can't get in fast enough if you ask me,I'm sure Trump will prevent crimes like this in the future. +I wonder how many rapist Americans are hiding in Mexico? Why is this an immigration issue?,Because everything is bad because of immigrants! +"Many news websites, including Forbes has been writing about it. Search on Google, articles galore!",Oh its an official news site therefore its true +"She's the sort of person who will label all white working-class people as racist, unfit to vote etc. Which plays right into UKIP's hands.","That's a little *too* far, most people would describe my politics as 'right of UKIP' and I never heard of Dianne Abbott saying that all working class white people are racist" +Could this Libertarian be the Next Prime Minister of Canada?,Good luck +National Geographic used to have articles about obscure African tribes with weird cultural practices. And Americans would read and be fascinated by it. Seems the tables have turned.,So there's some guy in a hut in Africa reading this and thinking what a backwards society this is. +Antonio Salieri - Requiem,Who? +"Eww, what the fuck disease does that thing have?",But it's beautiful anyway +How is this OF themed? It's just Frank.,its pink blue and yellow +"Game Thread: BBQ Chicken Nuggets Edition My bad on the lack of a game thread last night, fam. I'm mad sick right now and woke up like two minutes before tipoff yesterday. Thanks for filling in Noodleslap and thanks for attempting to fill in throwaweight, lol. For future reference you gotta start the title with Game Thread: for it to be autotagged as one.",So how do we lose this one fellas? +Well. We know who you like to play.,mercy. +Thank god we're gonna get rid of him!!,Which prospects are you sending with him? +**B1G AFTER DARK!**,With one shocking gasp a mighty empire had fallen... the wishes of a subreddit were fulfilled... and once again Alabama was alone as the principal syndicate of malevolence in the college football world... +Sounds like those are your personal issues...,Or personal experience of millions and millions of people. +50k... he must have known something was up,"Oh for sure dude, the UFC rigged the fight for Rousey to LOSE" +"You HECKIN IDIOT, this sub is for SNEK not lizurd!",yeah get this lizur outta here you heckin doofus! +No,"It's Booty Spivot, of course." +130 KEYS SCORER CRIMSON LIGHTNING,Why would you want scorer when you can never score? +Here's how it goes for me: 1. Aim at gunner 2. Bounce off barrel 3. Die,Sounds like someone needs to give more decadence to Churchill. +"Because it was bad. Bad design, bad development, bad mechanics, bad story. Just...not a good set. Sold a bunch, but even Maro dislikes it.",How can you call Converge bad :D +Thank you for the eloquent argument.,"Well, if you don't understand why, I needn't bother." +she did in fact do it daily,"Ah, thank you." +it doesnt i just saw that as the subtext personally,Reasonable +"Well exactly like I feel robbed of witnessing a legendary knockout . Come on, you would rather someone take more damage so you can see them get KOed?","You've got to feel sorry for seeing another human being take so much punishment just for the entertainment of others, but I will admit, a part of me did want to see Ronda Rousey get sent to the shadow realm again." +"TIL that in 1915, scam artist Charles Hatfield convinced the town of San Diego that he could create rainfall using a secret mix of chemicals. The city offered to pay him $10,000 if he could end their drought, and the 'result,' a few days later, was the town's worst flood of the 20th century.",To this day Charles Hatfield is considered the first weatherman! +I do not read a lot of Fantastic Four. Why is Reed and Sue's kid named after Dr. Doom's mother?,"Not his mother Cynthia, but named for the love of his life." +*Why is your entire story bold?*,so he can get easy karma for being noticed +You can still use the gift card even if you don't have a membership. If you are ever in the area maybe stock up on some of their good deals (rotisserie chicken is 4.99 I believe in States and 7.99 here in Canada and they are good value). Not sure about online though.,You can buy rotisserie chickens online? +This has not happened in any of my games yet. Can you recreate this bug? Have you filed a support ticket?,It's xbox exclusive :) what a great feature +Here's the definition of backward compatibility.,"now you are gonna RUIN everything with mods ,aren't you?" +16 point lead at halftime is literally the best that could have gone.,It could have been 17 +This from a guy whose only posts are about how to shoplift. Your comments are worthless.,"Yeah but when he steals money from the private sector, he doesn't give it away as an entitlement so it's okay" +how else is he going to make money from it,"why, in-app purchases of course" +I've been waiting for this for over a year.,*Proceeds to downvote one of your posts* +Don't let anyone there tell you provel is edible. Provel is the devil's cheese.,"Provel is a local treasure, fuck off." +"We really need a way to just get rid of cysts without getting an infested charger each time I have 4 frames with cysts on them now, and TBH I'm not that interested in charger pet. Even if I was, I don't want or need to get four of them. Meanwhile I have a pink/purple zit on my warframes ruining my immaculate fashion. :c Not to mention if I did drain a couple of cysts I'd probably just get infected again, so many got nidus since the update that shit's everywhere. Four warframes infected isn't even that much, some of my clanmates have ten frames with cysts. Are they supposed to get ten charger pets just to get rid of that?","It would be nice too when they came back if there was a way to make yourself immune from it, and if you wanted to get it back just stick yourself in the chair again" +"4 snapdragons died, the other 2 yielded 5 snaps each. Ama",Why didn't you use super compost? +"LIBERALS. They're the best liars, aren't they?","18 hour old account stoking the fires of hatred, No this couldn't possibly be CTR." +Caption this picture,Greetings peasants. +Why do in need to tell the pump where i live?,Because buying gas is one of the more common things to do with stolen credit cards. +Each track is hidden on separate flash drives across the world and we have to go on a scavenger hunt to find them,So Jenny Death? +Elixir Advantage Inbound,404 inbound +But probably meant for no one in the bobcat,"yeah, that 200 extra lbs is going to break it." +"What if Nutyahoo, not Putin, hacked the DNC emails?","Lmfao, I bet the US would kick out all their diplomats." +"Yep it is so annoying, it's almost like EA wants you to go on streaks like this... Top players might not get affected much by this, but for average players like myself it's just discouraging",Tin foil hats! +Dosia*,s1mple - King of Dosia +My favorite place to work.,is it really a good idea to turn tricks by the fire station? +What it feels like trying to recruit people for Gif Tournament,I'm here for the DVDA scene +"Shouldn't have been downvoted for an opinion that is on-topic, isn't spam, and isn't hostile or insulting. Have an upvote my friend","Shh don't disagree with the hivemind, down vote him" +What is your version of birth control?,Anal +Might as well replace it with the word permanmently because Congress will inevitably turn lazy and claim that they can't find the funds to repair the elevator.,"The NPS keeps fucking it up, don't blame congress." +Curbing immigration to ease the pressure on Auckland housing rejected by Housing Minister Nick Smith,Cunt is basically a treasonous traitor as far as I'm concerned. +"Because most communities use it for good. For example, sports communities for game threads and TV communities for episodes.","Yep, cause good totally isn't subjective or anything." +"I'm going to be completely honest: what you did was definitely bad, but the fact that you did it to people on the donald makes me...uh...kind of not care. like. at all. We cool.","Yep, targeting a specific sub and making up arbitrary rules for them is totally cool as long as it is done to a sub I disagree with." +Guy Gets Defensive After Asking If I'm Trans,"Good God, he is extremely scared if you have a penis or not!" +This Reichpfennig my aunt found on the ground,The alt-right's already printing money? +Both questions were rhetorical.,"Rhetorical questions, the only true key to successfully court a woman." +"He isn't interested in children, but during our relationship he's had 3 steady girlfriends though he's not seeing anyone now.",Did the girlfriends know about you? +Female prison in Oklahoma has highest rape rate in US,"Another amazing thing you may not have noticed - despite being the rapiest prison in the country, at 15.3%, it's still 40% less rapey than the average college campus at 25%, according to feminists." +Texas Will Require Burial of Aborted Fetuses,"As long as they require the burial of every pet, roadkill, worm and mosquito that gets killed in the state I have no issue with that :P" +"Hmm... That's a good question. But in my opinion, even if they increase the cost and keep the stats, it is still a good option.",If it was increased to 1 mana but provided a card draw on death maybe +The Helmet That Gives Air Force Pilots X-Ray Vision,"X-rays, IR rays, whatever rays" +You might not find an answer here. The sub is dead,tru +you responded to this after 3 months?,Shhhhhhhhhhh No one questions Frodo He is our god +Letters threatening genocide against Muslims and praising Trump sent to multiple California mosques,OMG FALSE FLAG FALSE FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGSSS +Use RemoveWAT. It rips out windows activation technologies so you won't need a product key it will work forever without one since the activation files have been ripped out of the system. If you are worried about lost functionality due to piracy don't. RemoveWAT is completely undetectable Windows will work as if it is activated and allow you to install updates with no problem.,can you send link to newest version of removewat please. +I would be impressed.,"Thanks for letting me fuck your wife, you glorious cuck." +"Rogue one event is live! It's one round, 4 elite guys and one boss, all lvl30, everyone who's at least lvl30 should be able to do it with a strong rebel team.","Just did it, all it took is one level 80 Lando aoe to beat it" +Rux was busy so I filled in for him,*Who's that handsome citron* +She has never released any results at all. Nothing appears to have changed.,But keep sending money +Why from 2009 though Seems kinda random,Browns fan eliminating the Flacco/Rice draft. +To who exactly,Obviously Britain because they made us +"kinder wish they started with $50, something I use all the time n is know to get counterfeited","Well in my case, I wish they did $100 first." +This is 100% the Thundergun !,It's just an enlarged version of the left hand gun of the Mark 3s +I think it would've changed the outcomes of seasons 4 and 5. Sharon was popular for being so different. Jinx won because she became a victim and for some reason the community LOVES victims. No shade intended but that's what I think. I welcome the hate. Your bitterness nourishes me.,"Jinkx didn't win because she was the underdog, Jinkx won because she is the most talented contestant this show ever had." +"Nieto is Spanish for grandchild, so...","Sure, but Nieto is Spanish for No in American if you say with a Russian accent." +Most Voters Think Trump Could Not Get Mexico to Pay for Wall,"He wants to take it out of foreign aid to Mexico, doesn't he?" +"Go to bed 4 hours earlier, wake up 4 hours earlier. Clearly super easy to do and nothing else in life could interfere with this genius plan.","Except, you know... A job." +Not the *ROBO FROG*,Needs more sphere and mystery frogs +"Out of the loop, why is the R/CFB twitter down?",Twitter doesn't allow nazis +"Admin, he's doing it backwards","Nah man, all skill" +Would have been fired years ago by every other organization.,Maybe... but does that mean we should do it just because most teams would. +"Did anyone else notice how absolutely brutal Mike Evans' schedule is? the easiest team he faces in terms of passing defense in the first 6 weeks is Carolina, 22nd ranked. I know teams aren't static year to year, but half of these teams (Atlanta, Denver, and Arizona) maybe got better. And while it gets easier after this, it is by no means actually easy. As an owner this is pretty goddamn worrying.",I especially hate New Orleans in 14 and 16 +What if that deer stole your wallet?,File a report with the game warden and cancel your credit cards. +"My rulebook for being F.A **Disclaimer-** I know I might get flooded with everyone's different! Or you don't know **** about being alone you ***** *** ****** ! Consider this a shitpost if it brings you peace Are you tired of second guessing your relationship status? Sick of being full of hope and want to rid yourself of it, like a vestigial third nipple? **Look no further. ** * **Rule One** The first thing you gotta know about being alone is simple : She ( /he) doesn't like you. I don't care what signs you *think* they're throwing out- it's all platonic. **or** They're just playing with your emotions, like a cat batting mercilessly at a ball of tin foil. Oh, how painful it is for you, yet how much joy they reap from your sorrow... Err- anyway. Yeah, don't give them the benefit of the doubt. * **Rule two** She (/he) has a boy(/girl) friend already. No getting around it- they're taken. The freshest produce is always picked from the lot at stores first, why can't this concept be any different? No- I'm not saying just shower. I'm saying we're viewed as the rotten produce. Even at half off, we're still not sellable. Sure, you could do a BOGO to try and move produce, but who the **hell** wants *two* moldy potatoes? * **Rule Three** This is my favorite rule, honestly. *don't try.* Y'know why? There's no room for rejection! No opening for her to point and laugh at you when you ask her to the prom... or when the football team drenches you in wax mixed with chicken feathers because you asked Stacey out, the quarterback's secret lover. Or when, 20 years down the line, you're invited to a reunion *just* so they can laugh at you and call you by your highschool nickname- **chicken shit.** Or even worse- there *is* no reunion, and they send you a fake invite to a fake address that sends me down a dark alley full of bad decisions.... **the horror** But yeah. Follow these rules and you'll turn out pretty okay.","With rule 3, did that actually happen to you OP?" +"You fail to realize that those proud former Nazis are a tiny minority in Latvia and that the rest of the Latvian people also want those monuments gone, for reasons that have nothing to do with Nazis and everything to do with the Soviets. The only use they serve now is a place for Russians to get drunk and celebrate the days when Russia mattered.","If only there was a way to concentrate the Nazis and bring them into the spotlight, maybe something no other country does, like an SS veteran parade?" +Yes. I'm grateful she **chose** to have me. She had a choice and I'm grateful for that. I wouldn't have had it any other way.,"Nothing brings a family together like an unplanned, unwanted child, right?" +Why you guys crying that's the price you pay,Bois SFW's in town! +Muslim refugee jailed after he thought 'raping a 10-year-old boy was okay',All hail multiculturalism +Flat Heroes is finally out on Steam! (PC/Mac/Linux),Grats :) +"Aren't they called just Shadow anymore, or have they changed it ? The title used to be Shadow too.","Yeah, you're one of a group of Shadows along with [Ravenholdt, Tess Greymane, Valeera, and Garona]" +Crazy Haas rear wing,"Haas F1, better known this season as 'Ferrari 2017 development program'." +Pencil Krantz Fanart :D,Add some beard and i can imagine how he would look like if he survives and becomes elder summoner at akras hall in summoner-kun's era +You're to pay the company if you leave within the bond period. Two years is a bit too much though.,"Amen to that, 2 years is too much" +North Carolina man burns down shed while blowtorching spider webs,Ya just gotta love 'em. +One way to eliminate traffic fatalities is to ban cars.,Or... ban those too dumb to pass a driver test and/or attend a driver's education class. +Fox News has an entire column called Bias Alert? That's... pretty rich in irony.,ONLY ON FOX! +What do you wish was socially acceptable?,I know it's becoming more socially acceptable but I still get shit from people for playing a lot of video games when all they do is lay in bed and watch Netflix like that is such a superior activity. +This tint variation seems to have other differences from the first two iron butcher tints. Like a score of 6 strikes on the other side of the cleaver and a faces painted on the pauldrons as well as other marking on different parts of the armor.,I've never thought about that actually.. Gotta look into it! +"Suggested question for the debates: Mr. Trump, your birtherism demonstrates a persistent willingness to ignore objective reality for your own personal gain, which raises some questions: 1. At what point in time did you realize Obama was born in Hawaii? 2. Once you realized your claims were incorrect, why did you continue to put forth the story? At that point in time, is it safe for Americans to assume you were actively lying to them? 3. You told the American people that your private investigators in Hawaii, can't believe what they are finding. What did they find that was so unbelievable? Was this statement false? Did you know it was false when you said it? Why did you never release their findings? 4. What lessons should the American people learn about you from this episode? 5. In which other areas are you willing to ignore objective reality to further your own interests?","In a battle of competing scandals, what do you think people think is more serious - using one's own personal server for classified government correspondence or the now recanted belief that Obama was born abroad?" +It's time to buy a new pc and I get the shits from everyone in my family for spending that much in a computer.,Because it's for gaming and gaming is for children obviously +This game looks fucked..knew it would be awful...I liked mafia 1&2 but whoever decide to make a mafia game based mid 60's doomed it from there.,I didn't know game glitches were because of the game being in the 60s. +It was the 30 FPS that did him in.,"No, it's because he was using more than 30 and the human eye can only see 30." +2 people are shadowbanned,"Could've just been the same person, twice." +"Hi I'm juniusgirl, nice to meet you. I've been yelled at for not having a job. I don't know what I want to do with my life and that makes me super uncomfortable. Now you know a girl in that situation.",I know some guys who seem to have nothing going on and don't care either +A REALLY stupid one. The line about another game's superiority also shows a powerful inferiority complex. OP reminds me of some religious fanatic.,"Rarity colors are same, game admits itself as inferior" +"How To Fix All Issues With The Game These are my recommendations on how to get rid of most QoL issues with Realm. Please take these seriously, as they are very important to me and many other players. **QoL Changes:** * Give out 5 free vault chests, that way people don't complain about space and their items. * Give out a free character slot. This is essential to all players because noobies get angry when they only have 6 vault chests but no characters to max. * Remove Guild Hall. Everyone complains how the guild hall does nothing to benefit anyone, and they also try their best to remake it. Why not remove it so we don't have to worry about it anymore? * Prevent steam rolling bosses. Buff the health of every enemy by 100x so they can't be steam rolled and requires a group to cooperate. * Change price of vit back to 1:2 def. This will keep the economy in balance. * Make UTs tradable. If UTs are tradable, then all noobs have the chance to get high end gear by getting donations from the kind community. * Remove ST items. They either need to be seriously nerfed, or removed. An example is shown at the bottom of this post. * Everyone gets a white bag from every dungeon, no matter what. This stops people from complaining and saying 0 * Potions from dungeons have extremely rare drop chances, making 8/8's more valuable. * Remove pets. Refund everyone their money and remove pets. Everyone complains that the game is p2w, and even though it's true, we should remove pets anyways so no one has an advantage over each other. * Add portals from lowlands to glands so we don't have to walk for 3 minutes. * Increase amount of gods in GLands by 200% so people actually have something to kill. * Increase drop rate of snake pit to 99%. This will stop players from complaining about no snake pit drops. * Enemies can't attack. This is to prevent all noobs from dying so they have a chance to win at the game. * Remove Oryx. He has the title Mad God which triggers many people and may cause PTSD. * Remove gods. Many people from different religions believe in these gods, so remove them before any one else gets triggered. * Remove all enemies. Make the game a walking simulator and you have to find your loot. And the end of each dungeon which can randomly be found in the world, there is a guaranteed white bag. * Remove weapons from the game. The weapons are violent and support the killing of creatures. Please remove them so rioters will be at ease. * Remove abilities and armor. All classes use different abilities, making one better than the other. This is separating the people into social groups. By removing all of the abilities and armor, everyone is at peace and no one is mad at each other. **Example of ST Remake** **Pixie Sword** Damage: 0 Shots: 0 Range: 0 *It's just a vanity item* I hope you all agree with these changes. I feel as if they are essential to a good game.",Forgot the +FWD: Not in MY military!,I love the soldiers as long as they're not homos! +All your posts are your own articles.,That's just the mark of quality +"As it always has been, as it ever shall be If you want to be taken seriously at serious organisations - black shoes are the only option","*in finance, and finance exclusively" +People in Minnesota will have to drive backwards for months ....,"Are you saying that Minnesota is so cold that it goes past absolute zero, effectively having negative energy, IE Minnesota is so cold that time goes backwards?" +Sure.,Now kith +Donald The Tantrum Trump is so fragile that he can't handle his VP doing better in a debate than him,I bet his parents gave him a present on his brother's birthday to shut him up. +So do people just not know what jokes are?,He's gotta add the +What's your unpopular opinion about the NBA? I'll put mine in the comments so they can be judged.,I think T-mac was a big loser attitude and leadership wise and that's the reason he could never get out of the first round of the playoffs +I live here! Something interesting to show friends who come into town,Here or there? +"Apple will remove the 3.5mm jack. Because of reasons like this. You buy a $2500 pair of headphones w/ a lightning connector. Your next phone HAS to be a iPhone unless you don't want to use those headphones anymore. Sure, you can use an adapter but it'll probably be clunky and cumbersome. It's much easier to just keep buying the iphone.... until they remove the lightning connector. :o Frack that noise. Voting with my wallet. 3.5mm 4 Life",The specs say a 1/8 cable is included +"Ok, thanks, is it the same for creeps?",yes +"Because it's factual. You can look up stats and take your conclusions. However I can add that Stixxay will be better than Sneaky soon, when CLG gets their shit together.","true, faker probably 4th best in korea right now and worse than bjersen stats makes up the conclusion rite" +It's time to buy a new pc and I get the shits from everyone in my family for spending that much in a computer.,"No, that's cause computers are bad and they will make you have no life" +Even at first glance this is so wildly off from what high level people have been testing. Don't use noxxic,You mean a feral Druid doesn't do literally 3x the dps of an arcane Mage? +I like you. There's not many things worse than a biased survey,"yes there is, its called biased BBC" +"In the context of a cow's milk, yes. My question is whether whole milk is defined as a specific percentage based on what it means for a cow's milk (by the FDA or their equivalent in other countries), or whether the regulatory definition takes the species into consideration as well.",You are ruining the thread with your good questions. +So .... they released an expansion pack when they haven't even finished the original game? .... is anyone else bothered that they've been doing all of this with our money?,"Yeah, fuck this, I've payed 30 dollars and got only 1500 hours of entertainment, it's ridicolous that they would ask for more money." +"Yeah, I think he imagines himself as a post apocalyptic hero",Sarcasm doesn't discredit my points. +TUF 24: #1 Alexandre Pantoja back take off the takedown and RNC of #16 Brandon Moreno,SPOILER +"I disagree that he changed his skills, he went from going for the kill to point fighting. That means he didn't set as much. He was trying to bleed nate out not knock him out",Yeah he was scoring points when he put Diaz on his ass 3 times. +School's D&D squad says they're immune to hate,"These boys don't realize Vin Diesel gets laid despite playing D&D, not because of it." +"DM in my 1st Roll20 game had a forest fire caused by a Cleric using Wall of Flame in a DEAD FOREST (dumbass story for another day) speed up somehow & reach a town about 2 days travel away, within the span of an hour in-game time. WHAT. THE. HELL?","Well, if you had bothered to roll a Nature check, you'd have recalled that you stood in the heart of the Forest of Gasoil, from the flammable trees of which all lantern oil originates... obviously." +"whats the point of the sanitation step if she then adds tap water and fruit she probably cut in a cutting board, with her hands?",maybe the she was instructed to use her hands for that nice lactobacillus backbone... +Dreamy,This image just screams act-like-a-couple-but-actually-are-not-a-couple...yet +Don't worry they will make you use your real names and the flaming will stop...,"Google+TM starts showing your geographical location and social security number next to your comments, coming soon." +"Daniel Cormier interviews GSP about his return, GSP expresses he is absolutely ready to return and to take over the game again. Trying for Toronto in December! Even names some potential opponents.",Feed this bum to McGregor +Why are you making this kind of accusation?,Because being gay is just a hilarious ironic punishment for being a bigot! +Agreed. It might be very hard because of what's waiting on the other side.,"Another portal that requires you to roll another 2 balls through, to bring you to the center of the galaxy!" +PSA: Friendlies can go through Gideon's portal Just wanted everyone to know that since I rarely see anyone take use of it which this could save lives.,"My heart breaks a little everytime I throw a portal to escape and expect to see my allies follow after me, but instead they get collapsed on and die as they try as best they can to waddle under the tower..." +Snark isn't going to make the average American cool with illegal aliens.,"Well, you're either cool with illegal aliens or you're a racist bigot" +Ribbons :(,lmao +The new Australian 5 dollar note looks amazing.,In other news manufacturing cost of the $5 note is now $10 +"No shit. Maybe people will beg listening to me when I say that some of the cops in Philly are racist, homophobic and transphobic, especially in light of the recent findings at nearby Baltimore and the local police's behaviour during the Democratic National Convention. ... nah, who am I kidding? Nobody is willing to learn from any of this. Bigoted cops abusing their power? Isolated incident. Found that at a bunch of other places? Still all just isolated incidents. Yep, no possible trend of arseholes deliberately abusing their power or anything, that would be absolutely ridiculous to think.",Well if black people hadn't done whatever they did he wouldn't have had to get that tatoo. +Four Lanes (Cornwall) result: LDEM: 34.7% (+34.7) IND: 16.6% (+16.6) CON: 14.8% (-5.8) LAB: 14.5% (-5.7) MK: 12.8% (-0.9) UKIP: 6.6% (-21.9),This was before the coffee cup policy was announced. +Your Uber has arrived,That's super offensive to dogs everywhere and the continent of Hawaii +Am I allowed to think he is a turbo douche and not vote for trump?,"No, if you show any sort of respect for your country, police, or military you must be a bible-thumping hardline Republican bigot." +"Brave is probably not the right word. Incidentally, I was brave enough to eat bacon for breakfast this morning.","Are you brave enough to show your allegiance to the largest, most powerful and ubiquitous social group in the country?" +Stay classy.,Stay lying. +"A bit harsh, isn't it?","REFRESH means Take a (refreshing) shower the app is giving you solid advice to make friends, take a shower and your friend list will be full, isn't that how it works?" +BREAKING: REPORTS OF MULTIPLE AFGHAN TRAINEE'S GOING AWOL ON MILITARY BASES AROUND THE COUNTRY,Something tells me the religion of peace is about to strike +I wet the toilet paper when I wipe. It cleans up so much quicker and I feel cleaner after.,I just pee on my butthole to power wash it. +COPS almost Arrest Piano Man at Griffith Observatory in Los Angeles,Thank you for protecting us from this dangerous piano player officers! +"The problem is more about the lack of transparency. They should publish the list of words, subjects or tag that will get you on the Blacklist. They should publish the percentage of Advertiser that opt in and opt out of the Blacklist. They should create different kind of Blacklists. Advertisers should be aware of the percentage of videos on and out the blacklist. As it is right now, nobody knows shit about what's going on. Imagine you're an advertiser, you want to opt out of the Blacklisted videos. Guess what, you learn they constitute 40% of the market, guess what, you learn 80% is just dumb shit that isn't controversial. Everybody is losing.","If they publish a list of blacklisted words, the creators will just use creative versions of the words they mean to circumvent the system." +Pamela Geller Claims Clinton Will Enforce 'The Sharia' By Shutting Down Breitbart,The Koran is very specific in regards to websites. +Just wait till that $599+ pricetag leaks.,"I'm sure it'll be reasonable, like the Chromebook Pixel" +"OMG this reminds me of this guy I saw on Reddit who described himself as being in the 99th percentile of intelligence. I asked him how he knew that. He said Well, not to be un-PC, but a big part of it is that I'm a man. Men make up 50% of people. If being a man was all that was required to be in the 99th percentile of anything, well...okay, you get what I'm saying.","No I don't get it, I'm not a man." +"Hey youngsters, need hero? Meet Johnny V, he's really pissed off!","we need a hero who can kick ass, kick face, and kick balls into outer space." +Most successful dribble in Europe's top 5 league,Wow great company to be in +Januzaj sucks,Nah mate have your seen his take ons? +i wonder why they dont do the same in north america,They can try to come inspect my home for tv's when they come collect my guns. +"i think for a lot of people Source 2 eventually ran better (after about 4 months or so into reborn). However in the past 3-4 months the performance issues have really started to show especially with certain cosmetics, or that new terrain.","fuck performance and actually playing the game, what we need is new hats" +"It's pretty simple. LeBron after playing the heat in a Cavs uni, was interviewed and said he will change his number next season to pay respect to MJ since the heat were also retiring his number. What was really happening is that Lebron and Wade were planning on teaming up in Miami for a while so LeBron knew he had to get a new number in Miami since his old number will be retired in Miami.",you forgot the +King Park by La Dispute,"Edward Benz, 27 times, I see everything... That album is honestly a masterpiece of storytelling." +First time they've ever sold these in my local store!,Every store sells water +Well it's not like last year's undercard suffered with the expensive headliners IMO.,last year's undercard was the best since 2013 IMO either that or I'm just getting better at picking out the right sets to go to +Im getting salty that this should be British not english.,I guess Civ is trying to cure the peripheral areas of their Stockholm syndrome. +i mnt sent son,"thanks uncle tom, i hope one day i'll be a fluent thmspkr" +Sitting here in St. Petersburg and it's a pretty boring hurricane. The power hasn't even gone out.,Well that's because you're in fucking Russia +"Trump is calling for a pogrom of undocumented immigrants. How does he imagine this purge of 12 million people to go down? Just going to call an Uber, or maybe put them on Greyhounds until they're all gone? Does he think the federal government secretly knows where all the illegals are, and they're just sitting on their hands? The only way you could eject all the immigrants starts with going door to door and arresting anyone who can't prove citizenship/legal status, followed by internment at processing stations, transport to the southwest, then transfer across the border somehow. I, for one, am not up for crimes against humanity.",Civil War 2.0 *loading...* +"You can see Mt Rainier from Canada, but because of the earth's curvature you can only see the tip",False the earth is flat. +You might be in Saskatchewan when. . .,Nice try Sun Chips. +So I Decided to Play a Match Today...,In his defense Mega Lopuny is really op. +Size???,62MB on steam +"Depends what you mean by measurable. Australia not becoming a lawless anarchal state, could be considered a positive result. (Particularly if the libs are in power)",Poor justification for all that money +How do you do that with a controller?,replace it with a keyboard. +Still can't get over how big Unsy is. Just look at how robust he is.,He's not called Rhino for nowt.... +George Brandis announces marriage equality plebiscite: Should the law be changed to allow same-sex couples to marry?,"Now that there is a question, I wouldn't mind seeing every opinion poll in the country asking this question every week or month for the next 5 months." +did he dead?,did you watch the gif? +"That's the muay thai teep, since his base is MT, he's probably used it a billion times effectively before.",Naa Steven Seagal taught him that +"Just a small nitpick. Those are provinces, not states; Argentina has only one state. I guess provinces are less independent than states but am not sure about the true difference.","I'm not sure about that, provinces even have constitutions" +"DBG can't fix directly performances, so the situation is not going to improve a lot before a long time.",I'm sure we'll have better performance when they switch to Directx 12. +"Spent $421 on Aero fighters, We're in a stupid club man.",Crazy how much that game goes for considering the original arcade PCB is like $60 these days. +Seashell macarons!,Beautiful! +"Technically you can, but don't",Shhhh... We're not supposed to tell them that. +"That's actually the point of E, it's meant to be an air cap. That's why it sits so far from the others.","In all the games I play I haven't seen a plane capture E yet, I'm on PS4." +The things is ever since his injury Nelson Semedo has been pretty poor.,I think he has been pretty good this season +Thanks so much!,Have you even read the code? +Clinton: US should use 'military response' to fight cyberattacks from Russia and China,Yay the warmongering is starting already! +World War Bee: The Documentary Trailer,I thought it was called the war of sovless aggression or something. +"Still wired after taking adderal after a night out, sup guys xD",asuh due +It still exists,Why is his arm so thin tho +Who else lives for the new Katya-RuPaul dynamic? Cause I do...,Making Ru laugh must be such an awesome feeling. +"Maybe Google will buy HTC? They've been floundering lately. Probably not, but I can dream.",Yeah that worked great with Motorola. +that is a nice carpet,Not anymore. +All a sham,Definitely not a coincidence at all. +Just get rid of classes and let everyone equip anything.,I guess I should have added a +Hundreds Gather In Oakland To Address Prison Reform,Glad to see our convention and conference business growing. +"An out of date fuel that participates in every part of your daily life. Yes we need to switch to something else, but we aren't willing to as a country. Not yet at least. Until we do, we should make decisions then benefit us. Not Saudi.",lol clearly you have a well developed understanding of the commodities trade and global political economy. +"My ex GF and her sister are overstepping boundaries and refusing to let me move on after we broke up. How do I solve this? Just want to say sorry in advance for my not so good writing, just ask if there's anything that doesn't make sense. My now ex GF Violet and I broke up after four years together. I was pretty blind sided by it all and its been a tough time since it happened 2 weeks ago. Basically she realised she wasn't done 'sewing her wild oats' and just wasn't ready for marriage or children in the next few years. It was amicable in the end.. I can't get angry with someone for being honest but realising I'm not good enough after four years hurts a lot. I was also best friends with her sister Malta before this happened and that's how we met. I'm pretty close to whole family really. Now to the problem.. Violet keeps calling me because she's worried about me and just wants to 'hear my voice' and see I'm okay. I said no and told her I'm no longer any of her business and I need to move on. Malta came round to see me which I was happy about at first, but one of my conditions was she doesn't talk to Violet about me and that subject is off the table. Now I wasn't in good state when she visited.. I hadn't eaten in a couple of days and wasn't leaving the house. She knows I used to have an eating disorder so I understand her worry and assured her I was seeing my GP again, and that she isn't to talk to Violet or their mum about any of this. The next day Violet and her mum knock on my door.. I felt really betrayed. I asked Malta not to do exactly this and she did it anyway. I told them I'm fine and that I needed to go out. Now I keep getting messages and calls from all three of them. I appreciate their concern but I can't move on with constant contact with them. They even went as far as getting their youngest sister who got quite close to me to call and start saying she misses me. She's like a little sister to me and I was tutoring her in French and teaching her about cricket. I miss her as well but I feel like that was too far. I just want to try and move on. How do I make them realise that as much as I love them all, going no contact is the only way I can move on? or am I being cold hearted and unreasonable? Thank you for reading. --- **tl;dr**: Ex GF and family not letting me move forward with my life.",Block them all if they refuse. +roast me,You look like idubbz's mentally challenged child +What's the single most important piece of advice a father can give to his teenage son?,"son, everyone's life is full of shit so it's okay if yours is, too" +Time to stop making excuses and finally do some inventory.,I see my favourite nuns in this melange! +Because he's white and known almost solely as a 3P shooter.,Non-Athletic +"Yeah show the act dps tool , real hero, gl hf getting banned lol",You dropped your +"She's fluent in English and French, iirc",What about Korean? +Judge rejects mistrial in Derrick Rose rape case,What were the texts that weren't originally admitted? +"I always thought people got to know each other pretty well before getting married, but threads like this make me question that.",watching my dads first four marriages made me question that. +"I'd love to see everyone's reaction to the FDA forcing their favorite cosmetic manufacturer to spend 11-14 years to bring new eyeliner to market while spending hundreds of thousands of dollars in double-blind animal trials to verify their claims of longer, fuller lashes.",What there are downsides to heavy government regulation? +"So a full auto hand cannon with 3 luck in the chambers, DoT, magazine refill on headshot kill and gets stability and range on headshot kills. K",Sounds underpowered +I found this awesome lake,Awesome! +he just got injured wow,Ergh that's just terrific +A real struggle.,"hot lava though, is all too real" +"Yep, but the 'rollover' is kind of stupid. It gets used last and only lasts 1 month.","Yeah gosh, it's so stupid to get extra bonus data that you may or may not need when you didn't get it before" +A commercial about pigs that throw their cigarettes on the ground- wouldn't be polite as that hasn't worked.,"Don't you know, it's not littering when it's cigarettes" +Pretty sure that spaceship is the Andromeda from that shitty Kevin Sorbo sci-fi crapfest he starred in after Hercules.,Aww poor Gene Roddenberry. +Ghorn+Thorn+Icebreaker Gjallarthornbreaker,IceGjallarthorn +"When they released American idiot the war on terror was on its height. People were being called out for being un american. American Idiot is def their most mature album but that's ok because how real can you be if you sing about masturbation and getting high for all your career? Not only that but they were being anti-american af, they were inciting rebellion, being critical of the establishment and all these great things rock n roll had lost during the 90s.",Stay 13 forever or get the fuck out! +Where do people keep getting one hour from? They said 10AM PST which it is now? Surely were just waiting on the patch to enable the game?,It's only 9:13 PST +Supposed Arsenal XI. Xhaka not starting.,The guy was spot on in his prediction +nice strawman,Add +Meanwhile the ones I play with tell me I'm a faggot and they're going to rape my mother,u fgt i will bng ur moM give me ur account so i can have free skins +Hes already bullshit in soloq if you main him . I duod with a shen main before amd went 13-1 w/l with him . Bot lane was a 3v2 because of his cancer ult .,He's obviously not that good if you lost that 1 game +Thresh's name is literally the icing on the cake.,No his name is literally Well you tried. +Why are they personally responsible for this again?,"Cause Fuck the Cosmos, that's why." +This comment doesn't make any sense.,He forgot the +Hillary Clinton said she didn't know what the 'C' markings in classified emails stood for,Maybe she thought that it stood for Clinton. +And our involvement in the Middle East clearly wasn't the best thing for their country.,I don't think letting a man like Sadam Hussein continue to rule Iraq would have been a good idea either. +Ya know this show ain't gonna work when you realize that they're all bottoms.,"So, we've met" +is there a way to correct this? how do i get my dog to let it go without ripping,Just play tug o war the dog probally loves it +WONDERWAFLE IN REVELATIONS??,The Giant remake confirmed. +Its amazing how many basic words such as multiplayer and microcontroller show as incorrect on my spell checker..,The funny thing is that for the English language collecting all kinds of words isn't even that big of an undertaking because the inflections are generally very limited while for a language like German you would have to collect information like gender and rule of inflection building from a given noun (or just collect all inflections independently but that would be a lot more work this way). +and what?,"if you're just making a related point and nothing more, fine" +Professor said the entire class can get a 100 if he hits the shot. He then proceeds to hit the shot.,That's a quality education right there. +Spain Proposes Panama Leaks Minister Soria for World Bank Job,Of course... +Please define Nice Guy ?,You can also visit r/niceguys for more empirical examples. +"Texas: 696,241 km^2 France: 643,801 km^2 Source: Wikipedia Uh, huh...","Maybe it wasn't about actual size, but more like influence and cultural diversity" +He was promoting it for the classes that he felt were important (white germans),are there non white Germans? +God is Japanese?,He is a Flying Spaghetti Monster +I think you guys take it to 6 but thats still two games youre acting like that dude insulted your entire family,Lmaooo yes I did overreact +"You mean that the rise of early access, preorder exclusive bonus culture, early release cycles and the evolution of the bullshot game trailer has been entirely benign? I think that saps preordering is wilful cattle consumerism.",But they're not hurting anyone! +Because no student has ever succeeded in the hundreds of years of education before without them?,Only cis-het white able-bodied males and minorities with internalized hatred. +Rustic set I made for my sister.,Are they difficult to stand upright to make walls? +"Yes po. I once left the cable port overnight, the next day there was wifi. But after a power outage the wifi was gone. Tried connecting to a different router same results.",have you tried turning it on and off? +Alright let's calm down here a little.,Cleanest NA Lucian in the world? +Asked cousin in Afghanistan for a selfie.,Why so serious!? +Literally unplayable,How could they! +"Sure, historically there are 100 reasons to dislike United more, but that's just because Chelsea have no history. What makes me despise Chelsea so much is a number of things, including everything from Mourinho to the plastic flags, but the number one thing is how they achieved their success: By buying it with blood money. It also doesn't help that their twat (former) manager complained about inflation in the transfer market, when they were the ones who instigated it.",You don't even need historical reasons to hate United. +I'm her number one fan.,You DIRTY BIRD! +"My hope is that it paves the way for guys like Joe, Nakamura, etc. to come up to the main roster and be seen as legit star alongside their homegrown talent AND not have their gimmicks/characters meddled with. Just let them do what made them household names and got them this far. Hopefully AJ can be the blueprint for not shitting on guys that made their names elsewhere. Then again it may just be a one-off and Vince won't see those other guys the same.","My fear isn't that they'll be respected by the company, but that WWE isn't always capable of properly booking talent." +"Gotta agree with this, especially that last comment. Fuck Leafy.",But it's just satire bro! +That quote is pure ****ing evil*. I feel unclean just having read it.,If it's any consolation this was controversial enough even back then that there was a grand debate over it (which iirc Sepulveda was one of the participants in). +Exactly! Kill em all. Let God sort em out.,Oh no but that would make us as bad as them... +Also seems lots of people want in.,Interesting that such a great union causes such major divisions in countries though. +They had Burbridge working exclusively on the outside with White and Kerley working the slot. That was one of Kelly's talking points all pre-season that it's hard to learn inside and outside so they have players focus on one or the other. I'd honestly rather go digging through WR cut today than put Anderson or Cajuste on the 53.,Oh okay thanks that makes sense. +Oh don't worry I am fully vaccinated because I don't want to be the one that kills off half of the UK lol,"Whatever, good luck with your autism..." +"Longsnapper Tyler Ott signed with Seahawks, per Aaron Wilson on Friday. Ott replies to Tweet on Saturday to tell him to check his source again.",He Ott to do good there +What school you wished your team had rivalry games/trophies with? For MSU I'd say wisconsin. We have played some pretty epic games the last few years. Some were even trophy worthy. Can we please replace PSU with Wisconsin for rivalry?,"Georgia Tech is referenced in our fight song, but we haven't played them since the 80s." +New intepretation of the elephant gun,goddamn that elephant looks so sad +"If society only had 1 law, what would you want it to be?",No girls aloud +"Never knew you could peek through a door If you line up just right on the hinge side of a door when it's closed, you can actually peek through to the other side! I don't know if this is common knowledge or not, but I never noticed lol. Anyone know if this was intentional or accidental?","I miss the good ol' days when you could just lean back against a wall and see through the entire building, it made for some really good PVP" +Hunter with a pull? Can we not...,And let's give her ult a knock-up alongside her silence to balance the delay on it! +Robert Byrd was in the KKK. Teddy Kennedy killed a woman. Hillary Clinton is Hillary Clinton. The ability and willingness of the media to cover up the sins of Democratic politicians is fucking incredible.,But but but.....Byrd apologized guys! +Kelly Dodd had a restraining order filed against her for sending texts to her ex's son.,But she's never been inappropriate around a child in her life! +Marfan actually. They worked me up for everything but that was the final conclusion,Can you post a picture of your body? +Team Liquid Vs. Team Envy / Game 1 / Post Game Disscussion,TL got fluked again by one teamfight +2016 Grandfather vs 2090 Grandfather,I wish my grandfather was Tsar Nicholas II Romanov +Hey..hey...let's be factual. They didn't get shut out last year. They got a field goal!,It's about the small victories +Voyager already was known as a ship of death. Imagine how much worse their reputation would be if they repeatedly popped out of nowhere.,They'd be like the 'Phantom' in Master and Commander (a story that I'd love to see adapted into Star Trek somehow). +That falls under the category of damage.,Demoman disagrees +"Just looked through it, there's no need to worry appearently we're all already avoiding them.","And if you are a woman, you are already avoiding them because you are a hypergamous Stacey whore and only have eyes for Chad." +If that's the joke then I'm upset it got this many upvotes.,I had to check to make sure I wasn't in r/ComedyCemetary +Tiger-1 H Tank (1348 x 803).,"If you're like me and didn't know what they're for, I looked it up: *Spare Glass Blocks* -- To replace view ports which had a tendency to get bullet riddled." +I don't think I could even pick a Jewish guy out of a crowd,Just look for the horns +"You can analyze statistics all you want. Nader did not rally republicans behind him, he rallied independents and democrats. Nader's supporters, without green as an option, would have (majority) gone for Gore.","Math smath, someone told me a myth debunked multiple times so I'm going to stick my head in the sand and vote for corporate stooges because Nader" +Ohhhh I know what hentai is. It didnt cross my mind it was Futanari (probably because I rarely see it anywhere) Thanks!,Am I the only one who feels really awkward after reading this convo? +OP's mom.,I didn't ask what needs to be done. +Kevin Sorbo stars in new movie about atheist's conversion to Christianity,I'm so glad to see Kevin Trying out so many different roles. +Hi. I edit videos and sometimes those videos are about Call of Duty. Ask me anything! I'm stuck at the airport,Is love real? +(((Donald Trump))),"Like, maybe he's just doing it because he doesn't want to be assassinated by Mossad idk lol" +"Ah, dunno why i didn't understand initially lol",It's cause you're not from Great Britain. +It feels weird to be the benefactor of the refs. I could get used to it,It's because Kirby worshipped at the church of Saban. +How has he been a monster?,It's how the lyrics to that Monster video package from WM 30 go +Sooooooooo another Guild hacking? 3rd place.,inb4 hackers are gumi +why does your plate have a hole in it,It's called fancy dining! +Fascism is the natural opposition to PC,That must explain why PC activists are so pro free speech right? +How would you donate with a chinese card? you think you can just paypal the money into a different currency?,"If it was as easy as just using paypal to donate to youself, why don't they just transfer the money through paypal" +"Step 1: Find coincidental similarities between religions. Step 2: Make as many comparisons as you can, no matter how many assumptions or half truths you have to make. Step 3: Ignore everything that contradicts or conflicts with the religion you're comparing it to. Step 4: ??? Step 5: Profit.","It worked 190 years ago, why not now?" +And they're both Lux mains.,As well they should be. +So crim costed Optic the game right. Im still speechless at the fact that he had the flag and took on the whole team instead of going in the opposite direction and giving his team a chance...,No the only reason they lost is because it wasn't Sunday +Or Barack Obama was responsible for the mishandling of Hurricane Katrina,Well he was just sitting in Illinois not doing a thing to help those suffering. +Twinkle toes,I'm pretty sure this is in reverse. +What is this? A repost for ants?,"Are you calling me an ant, ant?" +We know words. We have the best words.,but not that +"Mendokusaii gets matched against 2.6k elo team, forces them to ragequit, then gets 40 points.",Maybe you get more points for getting the opposing team to leave. +I,A +"This was completely expected, although I am surprised Japan is being very open about it. Every country is going have its own list of demands before they even begin to start negotiating. The problem isn't just that different countries are going to have conflicting demands, but the fact we're going to have to do our best to bend over backwards for most of them if we want to secure decent trade deals. Other countries completely understand the vulnerable position we're in, and they're obviously going to exploit it.",But...but... Border controls +We'v been lied to so we have sandbox mode right but... THERES NO SAND. HOW COULD THEY DO THIS TO US,High quality shitpost +"At least the writing was kind of at Ross's expense though, with characters like Rachel making it clear he was being ridiculous. Also, I feel like Ross might have been overcompensating (here, and also with the whole not letting Ben play with a barbie that another commenter mentioned) for shame he felt for being 'girly' when he was a kid. There are multiple references throughout the series to him playing with dolls, or in general not being very typically masculine as a child. I think he had some unresolved issues to do with his own sense of masculinity.",It's true and he did actually talk about it at the end of the episode but he just annoyed me so much. +"People who use Incognito Mode on your web browser for reasons other than porn, what are those reasons?",When I want to ask a stupid question but I don't want to have someone see my search after I act like I had that information for some time. +Sylvanus skin idea.,Someone has a bright future ahead of them +$Friend = $null Problem solved.,I thought it was free($Friend); //or delete... Don't want to have to keep them around while ignoring them +Hes the best player lmao,I think you dropped your +"Germany opened its doors to refugees a year ago, but some residents have had enough","400,000 Syrians died yet Europeans are the real victims" +You just have to get creative. Store your toiletry bargains in the shower and bathe yourself in the sink. Remove your bed and sleep on packages of toilet paper. Wear your entire wardrobe in layers at all times and use the extra closet space for canned goods.,Buy a second home to store your cereal +Did you ever meet this girl in person?,"nope, guess that made it that much easier" +"I was at a graveyard today, and saw that a slave was given a gravestone.","See, slave owners were good to their slaves!" +Wow...uhhhm... I wouldn't go that far. How about: Those people should get injured,i think he's being facetious +Every single Gravity Falls Fan reaction in a nutshell. ....SU is playing with us all.,I love it when shows really understand fandoms like SU does. +6 discs with the game on them. No download except any patches.,That's not going to happen and you know it. +So next year we'll have three Dutch speaking drivers on the grid.,"Shit, at this pace it'll take another 20 years before each driver in F1 speaks Dutch :(" +I'm gonna start using it now. Thanks man.,"Better not use it on me, you jerk" +lol does this pleb realise Super Mario Sunshine is one of the greatest video games of all time?,Well that's a funny way of spelling Galaxy. +Storm (X-Men) by kristy-che,Needs more airbrush +Miz is better. Can you imagine if WWE had a segment with Miz teaching acting lessons to Jennifer Hudson and then start a feud against Otunga?,Wasn't there a thread saying the exact same thing? +So... you're your own peer?,Maybe he had multiple personalities. +"Honestly, don't mean to sound like douchy or anything, but I'll never in a million years buy something branded Coolpad","Yeah, it sounds like a laptop cooler brand" +"Science progresses by proving itself wrong. ***Liberalism, social justice, and regressive leftism*** progress by eliminating non-believers.","Take the liberalism off of that statement, and you're pretty much right." +Polls Shows Bernie Sanders Would Win Election By Landslide,"Yeah, I'm sure he would have" +"Well if they provide the people what they want and other parties won't, then that's what you get.","Oh bully, it's really a shame that not more parties in Germany a racist shitfests" +If Cod allowed a Coach who should they pick? I personally think Optic should choose Mr.X,Aches so we don't have to play him at champs +"Redditors who are dead, why are you dead? Just want to know","Actually, I'm not dead yet, but in a few seco" +I've always admired the scale of Elite Dangerous. What started out as a tiny mole hill in the distance turned out to be a huge mountain range.,I found a planet just like that in the Noti system. +cause apparently the people who watch the thread support the perverts...,No we support historical accuracy in our historical games +I just want a place for my old ass to sit and the place is so full that I want a seat I won't get kicked out of,"the whole place is General Admission, there are no assigned seats" +"On the other hand, Metallica finally has a new album. Fingers crossed that the mixing is better this time.",we need those ear-shattering snares though +"Both creators are married with kids, and they were getting a fucktons of threats to murder their wives and rape their kids - because rape and murder of actual living beings is the perfect way to respond to a joke about video game characters getting raped. Some of the threats were taken very seriously, since they listed pictures and addresses of their homes and the schools their kids attended.",We're still the monsters though +I met young Ned Stark while out clubbing last night - cool guy!,He looks like that guy from Boy meets World. +"so basically if you have not put 5 MK 5 CEC Fusion Furnaces on these specific toons, you are out of luck? Man, what a crappy way to tune your events.","You had like three whole weeks to farm 5 rebels, level them to 80, get mods, and farm hundreds of raid-only at ~25% droprate purple gear pieces." +System requirements Halo 5 Forge,TIL the R9 380 = GTX 970. +"Let's be honest - 99% of the people claiming to be outraged are just faking the outrage Like anyone, let alone a bunch of conservatives, seriously gives a shit about the ethnic composition of sitcom writing teams.","If it's all white, that's fine, but if any of them are DIVERSE then it's just the SJWs dismantling our society, so obviously it's super important." +Giant pandas are no longer 'endangered',Looks like Giant Panda meat is back on the menu boys! +"Not a bride. She has passed the test and become Accepted, she shall wear this dress with the seven bands of color at the hem and the Great Serpent ring on the third finger of her left hand.",Braid tugging intensifies +its dudes who can't get laid. involuntarily celibate. This guy has taken it to the next level and is suggesting that he should basically be allowed to rape whatever girl is selected by some arbitrary system as his mate.,Okaay.. A subreddit abot that don't sound toxic at all. +I love comments like these. Really shows the intelligence of brazilian fans,"Actually, usually when I see posts like this it's usually from the same person." diff --git a/chunk34.csv b/chunk34.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..1d0c83700c5c949b05a62dc8c4d2fde32d00b688 --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk34.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1667 @@ +Input,Output +"No, Die Rise from Bo1.",But I love the original Die Rise on Spider-Man 2 (only real Treyarch fans know ;)) +Plus they'll need gas. They can't fuel themselves up. Yet.,"I think what you mean is that we'll still need millions of people to grow hay, because, unlike the horses that came before them, cars can't go and graze on their own." +"MIL is a religious nut and we're are starting a family. Background: We're lesbians. Wife grew up in a really religious household. When she finally worked up the courage to come out of the closet, MIL was upset that she didn't consult her or seek her guidance before making her decision. This was followed by months of her family sending her books about how being gay was wrong. After we started dating her mom would send her the occasional nasty email about how wrong the relationship was and she had no excuse because she was living in an area with plenty of attractive young men. We got engaged and again MIL cried and sent nasty emails and even tried to convince her society was just sending her confusing messages about her gender. She got every member of her family to send their personal message about how they didn't agree with the marriage and she should find a nice man instead. No one in her family showed up to the wedding. Her extended family on both sides seem normal tho. Even GMIL seems happy to see me we visit. Anyways, we have started the process to have children and I'm not looking forward to dealing with MIL's shit. I have had to hold my wife through too many tears because of her shitty emails. I know she's going to play favoritism if we both go through pregnancy. I know any baby I carry will be dismissed by her and they'll view my wife's bio kid as being born out of wedlock. So I joined this sub so i have a place to vent when the inevitable shit show starts in a few weeks when we make our announcement.","I'd be worried MiL would try to undermine your parenting and even worse, try to get custody of the baby/babies because Lesbians are immoral and goodness knows what other evil things." +"Two off-duty Chicago cops shot, robbed for his badge and gun","well duh, now they won't ever get tickets" +Yo there is this easy thing they patched in like months ago. Press Push to Talk: Hey Zarya can i have a shield when im ulting? Im the Reaper! Dont act like i should know what you want from me if you ping your ult.,Where do I push on the controller? +Thoughts about the latest Call of Duty Championship ring? and what is your favourite of all time?,Kaps only good with jetpacks +"was casually stalking online profile of one of my office crushes and followed a link to her website/blogsite. started reading the most recent post, then quickly realized halfway through that she has atrocious grammar :( (i thought they were just typos or honest mistakes the first few times, but no, they were consistent) instant turnoff lul",Di turn off if sexy si crush. +Scientific Study: Towers Collapsed Due To Controlled Demolition,And yet people still have never heard of building seven. +A better safety is available?,I have heard good things about the LSU safety but I would expect us to go after the Alabama OT +Oh hey it's this thread again.,The fact that this thread crops up a few times a week is indicative of there being a problem. +You idiot! You've just jinxed the counter jinx!!!,OH NO! +Hey remember when Corey called a seesaw a tater tot because he has a Neanderthal brain?,I was wondering what a tater tot was (in the context of playground equipment)! +haha you hate Asians? I hate Asians too let's be friends,"Considering this looks like 1980's Australia, I genuinely wouldn't have been surprised if that had been the outcome." +I am so happy.,W2C? +What is the funniest child logic you've ever heard?,"My gf once told me about how when she was a kid, her parents would put pepper on the spaghetti and so that led to her freaking out because she thought pepper was a kind of ant." +I would say it's something either with their phone or their carrier.,"Possibly, but I doubt it since he can read my messages and this has happened with other people, not just him." +"See, I'm more of the wear your pussy like a hockey mask kinda guy in today's relationships. As long as it's clean and ain't got no stank, im about it.nomnom I'll happily tongue punch a fart box as well, provided the above standards are also met.",Tongue punch a fart box... Like poetry +God damnit.... Whats even the point anymore other than to just piss me off,Obviously a masterful pincer movement I don't see the problem here. +Who is this? I don't recognize her without her boobs hanging out.,"Yeah, why isn't the name in the title?" +It's a law here. Except in a case of emergency employers are lawfully obligated to give employees 8 consecutive hours off between shifts..,I'd so rather do a double than a split... saves me gas +Comebacks like these are beautiful,Chichback in 3 years? +"It has to. If it doesn't look cool then there'd be literally no reason to buy it, or sell it, in the context of a shopping mall. People interested in buying the legitimate article would go elsewhere.",There are also the dodgy entrenching tools that look like they do a bunch of things but completely suck to do any of the stated tasks. +"jesus christ I gotta say im so tired of bladestorm. Yes, just take a seat with your blow-heads-off weapon while this 200 damage animation plays for 30 seconds.",Then maybe use negative duration mods? +"Quick, what is the desi equivalent for Nazis?",my mother +Melbourne is good' Sydney is a cultureless wasteland source: im a melbournian,I'd argue that Australia is a cultureless wasteland in general. +"Mother of two children, one with cerebral palsy and the other with an IQ of 130, states that her child with an IQ of 130 suffers more than the child with cerebral palsy.","As a man with a 2,147,483,647 IQ, this is all true." +"I wonder why NA and EU finals are the only ones out of every region to have nothing. LCK, LPL, LMS and even IWCQ have these grand introduction / opening ceremonies with live performers, music, hype videos, pyro or light shows.... EU had literally nothing and NA had Blakinola doing his best Bruce Buffer impersonation.","But they invested all that money on the light floor tech, why would they possibly need anything else?" +All 'Bounces' in COD4RM are gone,"Preorder cancelled, not buying this garbage" +My wife cheated on me with this geezer: Duke Wido of Saxony ...a classic installment of Cuck Kings 2,What a sexy bastard +This is my Condominium!,"Now you're pushing it, she'd be in TNA after all." +"Except all the top replies here seem to agree it will never happen, so where is the relevant worship?",In their head +"If you were God and creating a human, what is one thing you would change?","If I were god, I'd have better things to do than creating humans." +"Bro, Valve's openings for dota's TIs make riot look like a small indie company",Cos Riot is a small indie company +"Ever heard of wineshark?No?Then you might not be a security researcher. Seriously? Not a typo either, you repeat wineshark twice more. And your site wants me to allow push notifications. And it's poorly written.","True, but at least I learned about so many useful apps." +Did you report yourself?,Riven mains so toxic ecks dee :^) +What do you want Valve to change in Dust II Do you want them to change doors back...anything release your opinions here.,Make every boost spot have a ladder or an easy jump +Ohhhhhhh the cool girlfriend tests!! I remember those! I haven't seriously dated in years but you just brought back a flood of bad memories that made my ovaries shrivel up and jump up near my spleen from the horror.,Are you telling me that you just don't have enough humor to put up with his sexist behavior and jokes? +Scream Fortress 8 didn't have a comic so I made it one! Featuring the release of MyM and SF VIII,I didn't read the title and medic kinda looked like junkenstein so I thought it was an official tf2 x overwatch comic and I was really fucking excited +This is the first time where I've had a glimmer of a concern that the ongoing rape case involving the 13 year old girl might actually be true. Normal guys don't make comments like that around ten year old girls.,Nor tell Howard Sternthat his lower age limit is 12. +"its obvious that she is trolling , maybe if you had higher IQ you would of understand that",Hey he has brought us this awesome content +The human eye can't even see 30 FPS. It's just science...,but the human eye can;t see past 24fps +"Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte has warned President Barack Obama not to question him about extrajudicial killings, or son of a bitch I will swear at you when they meet in Laos during a regional summit.","I like this guy, he speaks his mind." +"Chicken arise, arise chicken.",Great now I get to spend my Labor day watching ATHF...fml +It's not deep it's pathetic,Yes it is +Texas was a country before it was a state,I like you +"Okay this is just ridiculous. I don't like spineless pathetic men who need to virtue signal everywhere they go to get pussy either, but this is just an outlandish comparison.",I'm betting the author gets laid a lot! +I think the t**his** keyword should be boycotted because it's sexist. All JavaScript code-bases should replace `this` with `thex` or some other pronoun.,Great job spotting an edge case for the syntax linting test! +Stellaris 2: Try and put every idea you have in the game. And only AFTER the release start worrying about the DLC,"if they start right away, maybe they will finish it in 2050!" +And if you get bored of it you can put it on the GTS to get a Zigzagoon!,Wonder trades always turn out fun +"Yep, the set point is only at a higher weight.",Well it's not like you could gain weight unless your body wants you to +Huh?,I'm agreeing with you... +Vibrator strapped to leg in public,The shaky camera really makes this worth watching +LOL Yea zip locks dont keep water out.,Uhh yeah they do... unless you buy the shitty $2 ones. +"We should have flair to filter them. Star Wars, DC and anything else, then media as well so movie, book, video game",That seems like the perfect compromise. +I'm more interested in what went right.,And here I am interested in what was left +We get hate for being bandwagon fans,And we are all 12 years old +"Playing Wow isn't good for you? Granted, but's it's also not bad. k","I mean, it's not WoD of anymore" +"Fellowship of the ring, last 30 mins of the movie, when Boromir dies.","dude, spoilers much?" +People who say they don't want anything for their birthday - what do you REALLY want for your birthday?,Felatio +"When he claimed he was more of a champion of LGBT rights than Hillary, what a fucking JOKE.",But that one time he said some nice things about them! +"PSV wins ECA Best Community & Social Responsibility Programme Award 2016, beating AC Milan and FC Schalke 04",Rigged +"How do you all stand the air noise? I moved here from the east coast two years ago. The winters are very nice, but during the summer there are CONSTANT planes, every few minutes, often one right after the other. Jet planes, propeller planes, all low and LOUD. I've lived in several areas in Portland and have even taken trips around the state to see if there's anywhere quiet, but it seems to be all over the state. The crazy thing to me is how you're all so used to it, it will sound like WWII overhead and everyone's relaxing and have a grand old time at the park, etc. If it was this noisy for one summer near populated areas on the east coast people would be losing their minds and hiring lawyers to force pilots to fly over the ocean and less populated areas. Explain yourselves!",All the fluoride in the chemtrails makes us docile. +well then first offender should get 1 year ban.. like ibp,Then get a lifetime ban subsequently... like ibp +Looking for lesser know Alien Invasion films.,Bad Taste! +Is there a group of people more judgmental than Jehovah's witnesses? Any group?,"Possibly, but JWs may act on their judgments to a larger degree than many, by avoiding and shunning and gossiping." +"It's a marketing tactic: They found a way to appeal to younger generations that care about recycling, or at least get themselves talked about. This introduces the brand to potential new customers. They are concerned with exposure from this marketing campaign, and less concerned about losing money off this, this is probably cheaper than a lot of other large scale advertising campaigns .",But I thought tobacco didn't advertise to kids? +"If you have to run around worrying about who you offend in order not to offend people, then you're doing it wrong.","Or just don't worry, that's my point." +The last couple? You mean a year ago when it won 2/3 PTs and everybody cried? Lol,BUT MUH LIGHTNING STRIKE EFFECT +Typo on Website (not IN-GAME related),To r/all with this post! +Best place to currently buy pebble steel I've been using my og g watch for a while and the pebble time steel cought my eye when I was looking at my next smartwatch. What is currently the best place online that has good prices for the time steel? Thanks.,"I just bought one for $96 on Amazon... not sure if it is a good deal, but it was great for me." +Yet you left out security there...... I'm talking about drug lords and their thugs and peddlers you buffoon.,Sounds like I need security from you. +Good luck in the US. You'd think OEMs would take a step back and wonder why iPhones and Galaxy S's/notes are the most popular/best-selling phones. Notice carrier exclusivity is not one of their features,But it's clearly how you launch the next big phone. +I read it in Claptraps voice.,wub wub wub! +"That was his goal thought. That was what he wanted to do, in order for him to see his career as a success. He earned the main event 100%, and there was no reason he shouldn't have gotten to do it.",Also I think the big thing was he said he didn't get paid like a main eventer when he had to take the co-main event spot +"Cuckfield 1 Well I hope you bunch of cucks enjoy watching EA continue to F the franchise in the A while you sit in the corner and watch. Running around with your automatic guns in some pseudo WW1 alternate timeline where your wife gets slammed at the climax of the campaign while you watch. WW1 my ass, this is Call of Cucks: Alternate Timeline edition. Get outa here. Could have at least tried to be accurate. F'in Cucks...","What a well, thought out response" +Cards What is the point of voting for cards at the end of the game?,You get a loot box if you hit legendary. +"Not really. I doubt a person's survey answers mean anything if they're a registered gun owner, posting about the guns they own over the Internet. And in any case there's an entire constitutional amendment designed to make sure that someone somwhere can't just take your guns.",It's not like there are any newspapers that'll publish the addresses of gun owners..... +Premium content right here,I forgot my +"If you're using DLC for profit, you're a greedy bastard who has set up your whole company wrong.","Yeah, next thing you know evil Paradox is going to be making full games just to make a profit!" +I'm pretty new to the game Could you explain how using a ghost type works on Meowth stage? Thanks,"When, you're farming on Meowth's stage for coins, you don't want to win too quickly, so you add a ghost to your team so you can make low scoring matches." +That nose That jaw All too fat,"uhm, read the title?" +"As a non-Tamil South Indian, I'd like to thank Tamil Nadu and the DMK/DK of the 60's or earlier for their invaluable contribution. Thank you for for agitating against the imposition of a Hindi on us. The imposition of a national language would have eroded our rich cultural history which goes back millenia to a young language like Hindi. Thank you Periyar.",dw english too will erode your cultural history +They changed the name to try and get rid of the party school stereotype we have,making it sound like an online college really helps toward that end +"Imgur: most used tool with dumbest mobile interface? Sure wish I could click on the image, view without other text on screen, and turn to landscape. But I guess programming that would be an impossible feat. Anyway I like the image itself subby, thanks for the chuckle","not gun lie, imgur has expanded beyond their own use case; too bad reddit doesn't have an img hosting service" +Wilmer Flores (Mets) learned English by watching Friends and now uses the theme song as his walk up music.,"No, its the Met!" +Non-cuber here. I think it looks... charming.,Necrophile? +Does anyone know why diwali is celebrated a day early in the south?,When Ram returned from Sri Lanka he lighted the South first +Federal ICAC now.,How about instead of a federal ICAC we have a yearly tribunal where MPs and senators have to explain why they took money and get a finger waggled at them? +"I will say it again; if you are not happy and don't think they have made progress, you don't have to be on Sprint. Its not a cult.",that's what t-mobile is for +PM,That was hard +"Far worse. He's a psychopath, and a psychopath in power.",Vote Trump! +"While Nike boasts of empowering women around the world, the young women who make its products in Vietnam are intimidated, belittled, and underpaid",IT'S ALL VOLUNTARY +Could use more hats.,He still looks like f2p... +"I think that'd be pretty good, screenshotted for later :)",I'll do video about it faster than you and i'll get all the youtube monies instead of you. +Nintedo pls,Why is Mario the one shown beating Peach and not the way around +How about his near-perfect alternation? Most high bpm players have inconsistency in their alternation in high bpm streams because that is human.,Uhh its obviously his past experiences in Minecraft that gave him those skills duh +"Let's have Portugal play in Baku, and Spain in St Petersburg. Ireland will play in Bucharest!",It's a bad idea to let the Irish team play in a city where drink is cheap. +"Manual vacuum aspiration. A speculum was inserted into my vagina, then a small instrument to dilate my cervix. A handheld syringe was used to suction the tissues out of the uterus.",What was the most painful part of the procedure? +Well I imagine they could show a progress bar or something then? Some sort of indicator?,Would that not be your rank? +"Same reason we had the Revolution, to get rid of U.",savage +Six cards.,I meant the hand lol +"Multiplayer Clan Question hi all, I want to start playing multiplayer more and enjoy being social at the same time. people to 1v1 against for a laugh and team up for voice comms 2v2's would be great fun. are there any groups/clans that do this or a TW:WARHAMMER discord channel I can join. thanks,","im going on right now, want to join?" +Fall in ovarian cancer deaths worldwide linked to contraceptive pill use,But Planned Parenthood is the devil and must be stopped at all costs! +The prosecutor is just as much at fault. The men arrested called 911 but the prosecutor didn't even consider that for the trial and continued to act like the men were drunk,The prosecutor would have access to all the facts so it must be true despite any evidence to the contrary. +"Yeah. China is just trying to take control of international shipping lanes and harassing its neighbors, nothing to see here though! China would never go any further! Oh, now they're building islands...? Oh well they surely wouldn't do anything else...","Crazy talk, not like they would ever milaritize those artificial islands" +"Halo is dead guys, p2w all the way!",Forgot your +Is this why he's unworthy? Because in the 90s he didn't play by the rules?,of course. +"Always poop after a coffee. On weekends i get up, take a poop, make a coffee and drive to the gym, only to poop again.",Dat minor cut before workout to hit better weight/bw ratios +"Nissa, Nature's Artisan","Does this automatically mean there will be another, distinct version of Nissa in the main Kaladesh set?" +"Gold nugget, Purple fez, Very rare boosts Coloured wheels",I'll trade you my purple fez for your purple fez +"arey this just means that the quality of an average indian programmer is quite average but that's cause of so many shit-tier colleges etc , we still have a very large number of exceptional programmers . Much larger than the likes of Russia etc .",ye which is why we perform so well in IOI or ICPC +Remember when he mocked a disabled reporter?,Who hasn't made fun of someone's birth defect on national television? +damn professional dial reader here eh?,"Oh didn't even see that it says quartz haha I just wrote it because I saw SQ and if it wasn't written on it, I wanted to help out OP... Downvoted because helping someone out, classic reddit" +"Motorcycle gear can be pretty large and heavy, and you want somewhere you can hang it up to dry if needs be. Therefore might be cheaper to ditch the wife tbh.",But then who's going to hang up his leathers once he's home? +"Chandra, Torch of Defiance",This will be glorious in foil +Me whenever I try to upgrade my gun..,"thats the thing you did wrong though, there's no gun better than the pro90" +"Subvertion, phase 2, complete!.","If you really wanna convince people this is all a part of the new world order plan, maybe spell subversion correctly." +Daily Reminder This Isn't Fixed Despite a 3 Hour Stalemate for a Streamer 1 Month Ago.,"they did fix it, they added the nurse!" +"His dad doesn't sponsor him. His sponsorship is modest. Nothing like Nasr, Perez, Gutierrez. Viadex, Cadman, Comma oil & chemicals sponsor him. I think palmer clan don't like idea of paying from their pocket or something. Remember Jolyon made some comments about pay drivers who were undeserving on the grid.","I don't think Comma sponsor him anymore, that was back in his GP2 days" +Bogos and a tee for sale,raise the prices +I'm turning 17 soon. What should I get for my birthday? Seriously I have no idea. Any suggestions are appreciated.,Guitar +Would love to have CavGuest casting our games too!,"Don't worry DK, I'll snag him for us a couple times this season." +I wanted to celebrate her Sensuality and how Fierce she is.,"Yes, her ass speaks volumes as to how fierce she is." +"Is it just me or does gladion look likes hes struggling in the Japanese trailer while trying to use type null, cause to me hes holding his hand while its shaking like hes trying to contain its power?",or he's just edgy-kun-chan-san-sama +Cal State LA offers segregated housing for black students,"As long as they are separate but equal, I don't see how it could be an issue." +Accidentally killed Ingward I set down my controller and it pressed rt so I ended up killing him. I have the key to the great seal but will there be any other repercussions to this?,Nah you just lost a merchant is all +"The deadline to sign up for the WESG Starladder $1.5MM event ends in 3 days for North America, yet only 5 total players have signed up.",Ill honestly be interested in making a team just for shits and giggles +"If it wasn't for Vox, I don't know where I would get my hard-hitting economic analysis from. THANK GOD FOR VOX.",Please tell me implied +A little indigenous person as a trinket is demeaning.,You dropped this. +"If you're switching, please research a bit before you choose one since there are so many phones that excel in different areas. I was overwhelmed by the amount of available phones and then I couldn't make a choice at all since I was afraid I would buy the wrong phone. Then I started to in-depth read specs, reviews, possibilities etc for a lot of phones. In the end, I made my choice. Maybe there is a better phone somewhere out there, but I actually don't give a fuck since I found one that suits me for a very good price. It's a great upgrade even though my old iPhone was more expensive. Also, be prepared to have to customize more things by yourself. Setting up my home screen required a bit more work than on an iPhone, but there is so much more you can do both layout wise and appearance wise. I've tried a lot of different stuff and now I'm satisfied with how it looks and works.","After having Android phones since I was 16, I am sick and tired of pimping out my homescreen and I can't wait to get an iPhone." +"Yeah but that's his whole thing. You know god of transitions and portals? Though I'm not sure how accurate the portal part is. Point is, Hades is already strong in the right hands, adding anything else would make him gamebreaking.",Yeah I'm sure adding more base movement speed will make him game breaking +Yeah the bureaucratic version of it. I can get a .45 round for a some pocket change. Hell you can even go all Vietnam on him and make him dig his own grave. :| #costsavings,"Right, due process is just an afterthought of this country, we should just get rid of it since it's holding us back." +"My girlfriend just told me she wants to wait until marriage. I love her so much and would never leave her for this, but god damn it.",clearly you should break up with her +"update wont release today, most likely wednesday afternoon. sleep now salty french fry children",I would totally listen to someone who projected their anger on me and called me a child. +i also thrifted a retro jacket the other day. thoughts?,Shirt pants and shoes ruin it +"Destined to flop. Pack your bags everyone, megaten is dead now.",We'll sell millions with SMT V and DeSu3 +"Well, when people talk about GOAT HWs, the biggest name is Fedor and the second biggest is probably Cain. Werdum beat them both. Not only did he beat them, he was the one who ended both their runs at the top.","Nah bruh, Bork Lesnar is da best." +"Someone call the Vatican. It's time for another Ecumenical Council, we are going to reopen the cannon to add this hymn.",Outstanding example of hesychasm! +Terrorismus? Wohl kaum.,Weil es ein Wal und kein Mensch ist? +New guy playing with the pos on Friday night,Fuck you Nathan. +"They didn't just make up a random name and name their song after it. He was a dude, who had a name, and they're pronouncing it wrong. I'm saying if I MYSELF was to name a song after someone who actually existed, I would make sure I'm saying it right. To do otherwise is negligent and now I think they have shit integrity as artists.",You should probably start with history teachers not music subreddits +The only thing that could have save that shitshow last night was HHH. With MNF starting next week combined with how bad Raw has been I will not be watching another live Raw for at least the next 17 weeks. Having HHH on last night could have changed that.,"Well, I guess they should structure their writing around you personally, then." +Vancouver!,I feel that Vancouver is very under-represented in this thread +nah I didn't. Don't wanna be rude pero mukha siya longkatuts.,buti pa sila +I'm doing pretty well with an old AMD Athlon II X4 620 with 16 GB DDR3 and two GTX760s. I feel underdressed around here.,Put on a damn coat. +"Just in case you forgot, this video exists.",Damn every time this video cracks me up +"Why would it be easier? They're already on YouPorn, why make them upload them to a different site?",Not all countries have access to YouPorn. +Checked out of my motel this morning. I just noticed this.,I'm surprised no one noticed the typo +This shows why this sub has to exist btw. Its fine if someone likes pots or lop more - after all its a matter of taste. But the reasons why they like the other games more is outdated and wrong peasantry.,i like lop and pots because i feel sense of progression with buying characters and power enhancing runes +It's 64 cals an ounce...add some ice and call it good.,"So if I have my usual than I just need to figure out how to live on 500 solid calories, good to know!" +"No no, you don't get it: Apple bad, Android good","Oh, how could I forget" +Patriots release Josh Kline,Should we give him a look? +"What goal posts? Voters want their politicians to be transparent. Apparently, that's difficult for you to understand.","But, no other other candidate is transparent, so why should MY candidate be?" +Goddamn atheists again.,Those dern Atheists and their Suicide bombers and school shooters +"OpenStack Day Canada, inaugural event.",Not quite certain if the Red Hat logo is big enough on the web site... +Innocent question...what's stopping women from being nurtured in the sport now?,The patriarchy +"Trump's plan to defeat ISIS is to demand that the military come up with a plan to defeat ISIS. I'm not kidding, that's actually his plan.","Great managers *delegate*, people." +I assume you hate English the most,Well I bet your not the best even if you could of tried harder. +In Baltimore people cross even if they do see cars,Sounds like something you crazy northerners would do. +He'll just be the most powerful cheeto orangutan anti-vaccine advocate in the world.,"Quite the exciting prospect, isn't it?" +"A lot of the people using drugs are self-medicating to try and escape the harsh realities of untreated traumas, physical pain, mental illnesses, and poverty. They need our help, not our hate.","Well, not according to the province" +"Would SLI be worth it for me? Hey, So I am currently rocking an i7 5820K and a GTX 1080. It runs most games really smooth on my Acer Predator 1440p 165 hz monitor though I have been thinking about going with SLI. Do you guys think it would be worth for me to upgrade or should I stick with a single card and my current fps",Get a Titan X and use the 1080 as a PhysX card +This is why I am utterly fucking incredulous when Democrats and moderate Republicans tell me ( straight-faced! ) that I should be accepting of the American Right. People are entitled to their views!,If you don't accept the far right then you're just as bad as them! +Thank god I'm not falling down to death anymore because of lag spikes. IW just knows how to deliver good hit detection.,Now you're going to be floating up into death. +"We kind of did Lovie it after we scored the 2 Tds in the 3rd quarter. We ran the ball on every 1st and 2nd down IIRC and played all zone coverage, no man and no blitzes.",While we did become more conservative you have to remember on the offensive side of the ball we were backed up in our own territory nearly every series. +Good. Now all we need is a Bikes Must Obey Traffic Laws As Well sign.,bikes must obey traffic laws written for automobiles +Please stop this trope. The only people I see calling it a 'religion of peace' are those criticizing it.,That's because it's not a peaceful religion +"They are, they just don't appeal to male power fantasy like whatever she was complaining about.","Katamari literally starts with a man destroying the entire cosmos, then making his son clean it up, it's a total male power fantasy" +Her er jobb-tallene som ryster Erna,Sjokkerende! +"Bruno's been quality lately and we need money, no real qualms here. I assume all of our outgoing players are going to the Rowdies, it makes life easier.",It's worked so well for us in the past! +I threw up in my mouth at pic #3. She needs to learn how to do basic grooming.,yea its actually disgusting +"Guys, just for future reference, this is what a real scandal with possible criminal implications looks like.",but emails +"tv's are a minimum of 60 hz these days, do you buy black and white tvs?",But the human eye can only see 29 fps +"David Pakman has several videos demonetized, discusses Youtube's new policies",FYI: Dave Rubin said in a periscope livestream that he had 80 of his vids demonetized +Anyone here afraid of heights? This won't help.,I mean I'm not afraid of heights but I'm afraid of that. +Do people think CPP will disappear before they get it? Why don't you think you'll receive CPP benefits when you retire?,I hear they're switching to the Phoenix pay system... CPP should last forever now +Manager running a Blockbuster in 2007 would have most likely been a Gen-Xer not a Boomer.,"Don't be ridiculous, Gen X'ers dont' have jobs" +What rules has your cat set in your household?,"I may be small but when I shit, you will know it." +It's really sad that customisation for so many primaries without spending a catalyst looks like this,So you're saying they should nerf/remove mandatory mods like multishot and serration right? +Damn iShills will come up with a reason for anything #PraiseDuARTe,A stunning and original design from Apple like always! +"Hello Reddit, what are your osu!related problems? We may give consolation! play more - git gud",ctrl + tab makes my game freeze :c +PlayStation Meeting 2016: Post-Show Reactions,Sony still dont know how to put on a show :( +NFL Europe sounds dumb. Call it NFL Europa imo. much more swag.,There's no way this can go wrong! +"IT'S SPELLED YEA Today, I voted. Yay! Yeah, it was a big deal. By the way, I voted yea. --- For the sake of my sanity, please stop responding Yay Aye Yeah Yup Sure or Good Gollygoodness, Of Lickety-splitting Course!. Please, I gave you no downvotes, why do you torture me so?","It is supposed to be aye, every Scot knows it why don't you bloody English know it?" +I want diversity! Just white diversity though!,[audible thud] +"Highest round on revelations so far,becoming one of my favourite maps already",Done vote for spelling Favorite wrong. +This is my thread and I approve this rant.,Thanks <3 +Aaaaand it's a reference 480...,but he keeps his 480 at 1266MHz and no throttling +It was cringe when Schiller said it.,"Nah, an Apple executive said it so it must be gospel." +why would i believe what the candidates say ... i should rather believe rumors on the internet ... :),She said it's the gold standard of trade agreements and has lobbied for over 3 years for it but I'm sure he's not really for it +"Would you say *completely* different, instead?",Thats to funny! +"Um, in fairness, several developed countries have relatively nice jails, or at least don't take pride in making their jails shitty.",Those countries are nazi socialist totalitarian hellholes with no freedom +This is a big fuck you to people who don't have Bluetooth compatibility with their car as well.,"Just buy a new car, bro." +"Problem is, at what cost? We're already building a series of barriers and flood prevention measures around downtown Manhattan and up the east and west sides to, roughly, midtown. But it's $335 million just to start that, and a couple billion to finish. But that's just lower Manhattan. To fully protect the all the vulnerable parts of the five boros will take billions and billions, and given our current useless governor and a Congress whose only goal is to give as much money to corporations and rich people as possible, where's the money coming from? Cuomo can't even fund the MTA because he's got to give billions for upstate highways no one wants, or needs. He could give a fuck about anything which doesn't lead him to a presidential nomination. Additionally, there will be considerable NIMBY pushback. Adapting to these changes will require some people to face some tough relocation choices, as there are parts of the shoreline on Staten Island and Long Island which will be too flood prone for any permanent structures, but people will demand to live there anyway. There are also issues around economic justice. After downtown Manhattan is protected, the obvious next areas to work on will be low lying areas of Staten Island and Brooklyn and Queens. But I will bet you a month's rent that when the next phase is in the planning stages, it's the Upper East and West sides of Manhattan which will be fighting the hardest for the funding, because rich people. So, yeah, the same thing will happen here. Shouldn't take more than a couple weeks.",Mexico will pay for it. +Who wants to hear two Aussie nerds shoot about Aussie Survivor?,The Starters want their trademark back +well dammit,scrub +"Yeah, those who have shared data/design still trending to 0. Not sure what you're trying to point out. None of what you posted is confirmed.","But if we ignore the null results and make wild extrapolations from the remaining noise, I can sit in my mom's basement and daydream about buying a LENR reactor on Mars with my bitcoins." +"Migrant workers' conditions detailed. Migrant workers' paid $8/hr, exploited, Caritas Aotearoa report reveals",Dat rock star economy. +Meh my iPhone 5 is still good.,That's the spirit buddy +Where all my heat fans at?,Eating horse dung in Ohio +FN F2000 **FN F2000** * Rank to Unlock : **45** * CR to Unlock : **10255** * Class: **Assault Rifle** * ROF : **850** * Magazine Size : **30/120** * Accuracy : **Moderate** I just want to see the a bullpup rifle :3 Pls dino don't flame me,While we're at it can we have 1.5x as default magnification to annoy people who dislike the magnification of the G36 default optics? +This is the reason the fraud waste and abuse program exists. Contact your base's IG,Better call Security Forces first! +"Mike Scott. Humphries will def see time though, proved himself when Splitter was not an option to back up snek.","I don't know, his contact just vested a few weeks ago." +"Ah yes WoWS making wehraboos think the German Navy was actually good. Lets ignore the fact that the Tirpitz only real accomplishment was... bombing a radar station in the middle of nowhere and sitting in a Norwegian Fjord all day, lets also ignore the fact that my bias for the USS Alabama (I live 2 hours away from her, I just don't want to drive to her really) and the fact that I heard: Tirpitz was the most heavily armored battleship yet it accomplished the same as the Yamato/Musashi says a lot (yes lets keep our proud flagships in port and when we attempt to move out get immediately beaten the shit out of and YOLO it!). On the subject of that thread: Yea... while the US doesn't have a tier 8 premium, that wont happen since the IJN/KM fangirls would cry havoc to wargaming claiming to have bias against the IJN/KM and holding their kancolle figurine sets thinking they have three wishes (25 bucks for someone getting this ref) demanding they implement some random Destroyer that no one knows or a Shitty Cruiser that at a tier 8 premium would get beaten sideways by any competent cruiser captain as premiums... Oh wait...",Are you forgetting that the Tirpitz *single handedly* sunk Convoy PQ17? +"But then agian, light isnt a staff element.","... this could potentially explain the PRIMIS picture from Origins, where it appears that one of the Staffs shines a very bright light" +"Field Report. Final Entry. Well this is it the end game, I know what I have to do Illustration of Primis Dempsey and his 1.0 self",Love how it seems like Dempsey is the one that least changed when compared to his 1.0 version. +"It'd be fun if, in order to conserve Brady, Belichick kept resting Brady the first four games of the season moving forward. The NFL league office would get so mad, Yeah thanks for the idea, now he'll be more rested for the playoffs",That is what Niners are doing with Kaepernick.... +Let's go for a run with the iPhone7,Yes I'm sure no one at Apple has ever tried running with them. +If you died can we stop getting shitposts for a day?,woah.... so edgy! +"Fellow Americans, are college or professional sports more popular in your state/region? As you might expect, college sports dominate here in NC. I was wondering about their popularity compared to pro sports in other places.",Pro sports are more popular by a mile here in MA. +Natalie would probably cement AFP for herself if she took Mr. Jenkins with her to jury and Bridgette.,"Natalie: Here you go Bridgette, I took care of him for you Bridgette: Then why does he look almost dead" +This question,"Funny, I have 23 comments and yet I have no karma, and I blame your answer." +Fracking creates an ecosystem 2.5km beneath the Earth's surface,"see, it's eco-friendly." +"What is something the opposite sex does that they DON'T think is cute, that really is?",When a girl is shy and awkward. +Injured bird gets fixed with tiny 'Snowshoes',What are theseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee +"Flamestrike isn't problematic in the slightest though. Board clears in general are good for arena. There's a lot that could change to make arena better, but making Flamestrike a different rarity won't help in the slightest.",I love playing board clears with my Rogue. +Poofter and faggot are kinda different to nonce. Kinda very different.,Poofter. +Nico being secretive,his kid looks like a japanese cunt +CoolCat,MangoBay +"Does that carrot even lift, though?",Yes looks like it skipped leg day. +Cyclist nearly taken out by Team Sky bus,This is what happens if you ride on the wrong side of the road +"The article says when you're intoxicated...not when you have a drink. If the person consenting to you can't stand up, speak in clear sentences or keep their eyes open, or are stumbling or have thrown up due to alcohol, they cannot properly consent. If that same person chooses to drive, they also cannot properly drive. The person who chose to drive is the criminal because they have made choices that put others at risk. When a person has sex with the clearly intoxicated person, they have made the choice to put that person at risk for the emotional damage that comes with rape, as well as possible stds and possible pregnancy. If both people are clearly intoxicated, they both put each other at risk for these things and either can press charges on each other, or deal with it in a way that works for them.",Look at all the rapists down voting you +Is there a way to disable the new tank hit sound effect? I ask as it is giving me a rather nasty headache and I cannot find a way to change it.,"Every game needs constant flash-bang buzz sound it adds to the gameplay with a headache, best thing from that patch." +"RB how to win against Japan in American Planes? Please help. Ive played around 130 games in RB so I am a self confessed noob in this gamemode. I've tried side climbing, but there is always an enemy plane above that comes down and ruins my day. Thanks in advance!","You dont, repair costs are so high on Japanese aircraft they had to make them club or go broke." +I will join strikes and not move. I will use Universal remote and teabag. I will hardscope with my sniper. I will quit pvp games as soon as my team looses the lead.,Imma one up you and quit as soon as my grimoire card comes up for the new maps and requeue in the hopes of getting another new card. +Let he who is without sin cast the first stone I guess Cory glossed over this passage in the bible.,You can't just *read* the Bible when there are all these gay people out there that you have to defend the Bible from! +Sony will wake a sleeping HDR beast via firmware. What else hides in PS4?,PS3 Backwards Compatibility. +Superman explains why he doesn't smoke,Wow trying to take the moral high ground while murdering a man for a non violent crime... +Hey lifelongcargo! Funny seeing your post as we were doing this together last night!,It's a small funny world. +RAs tell UMass students Harambe jokes are an 'attack' on African Americans,"This meme is almost dead, don't keep it alive please?" +ESPN 10 Team PPR Cam vs Denver Rivers vs KC,Cam... Just start Cam +If you're a Republican though it's fair game.,**totally different situation** +"A raging riven player. Oh, stereotypes.",HE DROPPED AN +"My local health food store has Vegan printed on basically every price sign on the store, even if it is for like ground beef. I think someone didn't know how to change the template or something the day they put them all up.","Contains vegan ingredients Of course it also contains non vegan ingredients But hey , all the same, amiright?" +"I don't condone violence, but gays should be executed - anti-gay pastor heading to South Africa as petition attempts to keep him out","I don't condone torture, but i think this pastor should be tortured." +Hillary's campaign officially denies she was wearing an earpiece.,"Oh well, that settles it then I guess." +Sadik's thing about eggs is that he likes them to be real?? Did I hear that right? You guys have fake eggs?,OMG HES SO QUIRKY +Team Hillary Denies That Clinton Wore Earpiece During Presidential Forum,She also didn't send or receive any classified material on her private server +Blake Thomsen: Hearing from multiple sources that @landondonovan is close to coming out of retirement to rejoin @lagalaxy for remainder of season,Not a conflict of interest at all! +"Human eyes can't process anything above 24fps and 720p helps reduce (practically eliminates) the extra rendering time needed for a lot of 1080p games. 4K is just a trend. I don't know why people like PC's for gaming. My 2012 Mac book pro can barely run League of Legends at low settings. My Xbox One with blu-ray games and movies looks so much nicer on my 48 TV screen compared to those blurry, indie Steam games on a 14 monitor. The new Xbox One S performs better than ~~any~~ most PCs from the last 5 years; not to mention building a PC is just difficult and DIY videos are too confusing to follow. Let the folks at Geek Squad build my HP computer while I happily start playing with my Xbox right out of the box. My Xbox even lets me plug in any USB keyboard for easy searching when I'm using Bing or Netflix.",You dropped your +Jesus the Spencer Ware hype is off of the rails.,Yeah but last year Ware was basically Jamaal Charles...they should just cut Charles and give ware a 5 year contract +"Average undergrad tuition rises to $6,373 this year, StatsCan says - Business",You can come to NB to get a free education and then leave like everybody else? +Hey guys whats going on tmartn here,so i found this cool new site called csgolotto and i already won like $69 +And it will be a dire situation in another 20 years... The sky is always falling.,Get off my lawns you liberals! +Upgrade program will be a hard inquiry on your credit.,I believe opening a contract with cell provider is also hard inquiry . +It doesn't. But its an easy conclusion to draw that a violent asshole acted like a violent asshole in a confrontation with the police. Based on the evidence its a pretty logical assumption that he behaved violently or in a way that could justify shooting him in self-defense.,Some of that evidence you're basing so much on was that he was underage and had no weapon of any kind. +Their spicy chicken sandwich is the most overrated fast food. Give me Wendy's spicy chicken any day.,yea i'd much prefer a processed chicken patty to an actual chicken sandwich anyday +I've never seen someone slash from top-left to bottom-right. Who the hell does that?,Top left to bottom right is the correct way +70gb?? are you serious,Nah I'm JK. +"Lol I think that would be even more insulting. Still need an adapter, but only to reduce the size 1 mm. Then there'd be dumb people who'd just try to jam the 3.5 mm jack in there and break it.",At least you could recharge and listen music at the same time +Whoever is making my web pages shift down at the last second so I end up clicking on the wrong thing,Just go to chrome://flags and enable Scroll Anchoring +Ford to help fund construction of $1.5 million tiny home neighborhood in Detroit,Paging r/tinyhouses +"It definitely will not be over if she wins. The Republicans managed to hold an 8 year long grudge against Obama, and they hate Hillary even more. I don't recall Mitt Romney riling up his party to call for Obama to be imprisoned or assassinated, and if he did he would've gotten actual blowback rather than just Paul Ryan's I don't like it but whatever bullshit.",So they hate Women more than African American Kenyan Colonialists with possible Muslim sympathies? +This is where i lost faith in the Discord: a host reporting someone because their name was a bit similar and saying hes going to go to the trial system and vote guilty on it,"Well first of all he can view reports on games he's in, and also his guilty will mean sweet FA as the judge would inno it." +They know Steven Avery is guilty so they brought another lawyer on to the team,"Sorry, forgot the" +Um... Yeah. You condone violence.,Is not violence of someone else is doing it! +Why is Cam wearing a goddamn head bandana in his little intro animation,cuz hes a thug +Would you do my homework?,You got paypal? +People are easily triggered these days.,How dare you say I'm easily triggered ? +honestly after what you did to Poland i could not give a single fuck about your castle. I am amazed that Poles were so merciful and not buttered every German after right ww2.,"Honestly I could not give a single fuck about your opinion, ignorant fuck." +Why is anyone surprised about this? Donald repeatedly stiffed contractors who worked on his building projects. The guy is a fucking conman. Do we really need to elect him so the rest of the nation has to learn this through experience as well?,It's a good thing we have such a trustworthy upstanding citizen as an alternative. +I just mean there is a GDT for the game in the subreddit right now lol,Yes this thread is taking up so much space... +"I kinda feel like everybody has forgotten that the Moto Z has already been released without an audio jack. I know it's not the most popular phone in the world, but it's not really that much of a fuck-everybody original concept.",But that's not Apple so it's ok +"That's bizarre, I wonder why they decided to include that",just to have a bit of fun +She's mad at her mom for not forcing her to lose weight in an unhealthy way. I'd wager that this person is a total drama-addict.,And I'd say that's likely a safe wager. +"On the hands to the face call on the Broncos, is Benjamin allowed to put his hands on Harris face?? Cause Benjamin had his hand on his face mask too?? Or is that allowed on offense?","we must not inhibit touchdowns, scoring is what makes us different than soccer" +"I haven't build any woody, but you should go for something overhanging, at least 30 deg. You'll most likely quickly loose interest in a vertical wall, and it's not the best for training purposes.","Helped a friend build one in his basement, can confirm, the vertical section was a waste of time, he ended up ripping that out so he could put in shelves (kept the 35 degree overhang section though)." +"I was at my neighborhood block party this weekend. There was a talent show. Kid decided at the last second that she wanted to sing a song. Guy working the audio didn't have the song on his laptop. No worries, kid's mom had it on her iPhone. She handed the phone to the DJ and the DJ plugged the phone into the audio gear. Would not have been possible with an iPhone 7 because it is a fucking stupid device.",Courage can be confused with stupidity by the weak. +"I know, it's a hard pill to swallow. Maybe one day we'll have a society where you can wear shirts with words or pictures on it and have nobody try to read or look at it. Sighhh......maybe one day.",Until then... SHIRTS OFF FOR HARAMBE +"Sasuke doesn't literally mean ninja warrior, but is an allusion to the famous ninja Sarutobi Sasuke. It's probably brought over as Ninja Warrior to US audiences because Sasuke means nothing to them.",So the Third Hokage's name literally means Ninja Warrior too? +The boy who lived,Chance the Rapper! +"This guy is from the same industry that fucked all of our US cities by buying up local trains and destroying them. Urban sprawl destroyed any hope of good race relations, and made us so car dependent that it will cost unthinkable amounts of money to build the infrastructure for people to ever depend on public transportation again. Maybe this is just good hindsight, but here's a solid middle finger from me Henry Ford. I want faster trains.",Clearly he should have seen that coming +"Genting bus crash victims: Our Rolex watches, jewellery and cash were gone after rescue",Faith in humanity restored. +"This is such an apt metaphor for 2016 society. We are more concerned about avoiding social faux pas than we are about contemplating the grim reality of war. After so many decades of endless war, how have we grown to ignore it rather than abhor it?","No, this is just American culture where guns and violence are ok and nudity is the first thing to be filtered out" +"Compared to Trump and the Bush Administration's false-Iraq-intel machine, and because her stats for fact-checkers put her among the honest politicians, she is. She's actually probably not more honest than the average decent executive, but when you compare her to the damaging liars that Trump and Bush/Cheney were, she is an angel.",I guess she didn't lie about the sniper fire either? +"Hmm, I have an idea on how you *may* do it using file manipulation, but I'm not sure if it works, I'll put it on my list. (doing some paragon experiments Saturday)",Make sure you do it for PS4 also. +"You got the logic slightly backwards. If there weren't any circles/details in the image, then it would be fake. In *principle* it could still be a very detailed fake image. However that would be prohibitively difficult, so we assumee they wouldn't have gone to that much effort, and *therefore* it is not fake.",And if it still *is* fake then the perfection of the fake is in itself impressive and worthy of admiration. +"With government out of reach, a third election looms in Spain",Wait for coup and power handed to the king +"I have a large tattoo on my back, and I wear tank-tops and low-back shirts when I feel like showing it off. I have no problem people looking and asking about it. Touching is an issue though. And what do I do when I don't want to draw attention to my tattoo? I wear a shirt that covers it!",Stop blaming the victim! +"I really dig the sound. It's really good, it's like the best money I've ever spent.",How much did you spend on them? +Rare Footage of a Pallas Cat Incredibly Camouflaged With It's Surrounding,Where is it? +"Who is a character you initially liked, but grew to hate as the show went on?","Len Kachinsky, at first I thought he was a good guy and was defending Brendan on Making A Murderer but then he ended up being a fuck" +Pretty sure this was not your response last time?,Source? +DeAndre Hopkins Custom Yeezy 350 Cleats,Resell still be lit +"I'm writing this going off the assumption that this article can be taken seriously: Yup, this is pretty much exactly what I figured was going down. Nintendo chose a far too ambitious launch date of March 2017 and now they're scrambling to try and meet it. I think that it's a good time to start emotionally preparing for the worst case scenario, that is a full delay of the launch until June/July 2017. It's seeming like best case scenario is a short run to make the March 2017 launch window and keep investors happy, with mass market stock not being available until Summer. I'm guessing as well that Breath of the Wild will also be getting delayed until Summer 2017 if this happens. If they launch BotW in March and people can't play it, they're just going to piss off their market base and poison the well leaving investors infuriated. If it's delayed until Summer 2017 though, I could see ports of Smash Bros. and Splatoon being ready for the launch, which would be cool and it would give considerably less hang time before the new Mario and Pokemon games that are supposedly coming next year. This is if Nintendo doesn't do their reveal until October of course. Maybe they're further along and more confident about their launch window than everything seems and we could still see a reveal this month, but it is looking considerably less likely now.",B-b-but Emily Rogers says they are ahead of schedule! +"Why give in so early. We're on a ten year journey, after all, and this is only on the cusp of year 3 (or by Bungie's count, about 18 months in). If you hoard your exotic engrams until approximately year 8.5, the loot pool will be HUGE. We're talking a gigantic loot pool. I mean really big. I guarantee you'll have the best loot dropping, at the highest light levels. There'll be no problem with the light levels. Hold on to those engrams, guardians.",MOAR VAULT SPACE BUNGO +"That's not what I said. Not all of those hits were illegal. If you watch this stuff in slow motion it looks like they were all on purpose, but someone as big and fast as Newton is hard to take down if you slow down and aim.",He's more difficult to play against so different rules should apply when playing against him +Browns see Wentz's 'slow release' as an advantage,Yeah because the Browns can rush the QB +Do the window regulators have to be working?,Then you can compare lemons to lemons! +"Lugina said, If it ain't work, it's stupid (I'm just art-blocked, so don't mind me :)","Looks like the Joker, *looks for Harley Quinn*" +"Can we stop it with the where can I watch the game in X There has been 20 posts this week and god knows how many today. Its pretty simple * Go into public place with a TV, bars are generally good for this * Check if tv has football or Man utd on * If not ask the barman/waiter if they will put it on * If the answer is no walk out and go to the next place * Rinse and repeat.",where can i watch the game in my house? +"Local Honda dealership: Bought my Element used from them, so when the digital odometer went black, I went to their service department expecting a reasonable service fee to restore the dash to full working order. Their service manager tried to tell me that when I installed my aftermarket stereo, I had shorted out the entire instrument cluster. It would take $800 (p&l) to repair. I noped right out of there and went home to do some research online (I know, I know, should've done that first). Found out that at right around my car's current mileage, the LED bulb behind the odometer tends to burn out. The replacement bulb was only $2 from the auto parts store. I now drive across town for all my OEM purchases, big and small. TL;DR: Dealership tried to charge me $800 for a $2 fix.","Yeah, but it's $798 for labor" +Shanghai is in China,There's a difference? +He's going squaresville the rest of the campaign...unless he's triggered.,Too bad all those PC liberals made the moderators agree to put trigger warnings in the debates this year. +"After mass shooting, San Bernardino endures a surge in deadly violence that could outpace even Chicago","But california has universal background checks, an assault weapons ban x2, and magazine capacity limits, how could this possibly happen?" +"Hey now, I said tasting room!","My mistake, bars are tasting rooms too right?" +"Depends on if you think of the millions of generations of monkeys that slowly evolved to make the first modern human, regardless of who we consider the first modern human, haha",You mean that evolution didn't turn a monkey into a human in one step? +"you don't want a 4k blue ray player either, trust them. They know what you want you don't need any options.",Sales data of 4K discs shows that you or anyone else does not need a 4K Blu Ray player. +Pretty sure they were joking,Aww :( +Almost for sure IMO.,"having blown a head gasket similarly, kek, probably a blown gasket but maybe just a seal somewhere in the gaskets (actual case with me)" +ReCore Pancake - Joule and Mack | Xbox,"Great marketing, Microsoft." +"Anyone else have spikeTV? I've read that they added it, but i'm not seeing it.",It's in the Comedy Plus add on package. +"Can you provide a reason to vote for Clinton beside deflecting and saying trump is worse? Yes, trump is worse. However, that doesn't take away from the fact that Clinton should be ineligible for the position for decades of controversy. Please name several redeeming qualities about why Hillary Clinton is an amazing candidate without mentioning Trump once.",Pussy Powers. +Your butt.,"Definitely *a* butt, but *my* butt?" +"Maybe it's better if you're American. I'm not so I had a hard time getting into the feels of it, even though the themes are partly universal. I just couldn't get into the mindset of (or sympathize with) a person who'd rather be blowing people's brains out than staying home with his family and children. I frequently felt I was being goaded into rooting for what basically was a cold-hearted, mass murderer with PTSD, and if I didn't cheer hard enough, I'd be judged for it.","if he was a real American sniper, he would have been able to no scope." +TIL that the words 'under God' were added to the Pledge of Allegiance in 1954 in response to the Communist threat of the times.,"Because the reds didn't believe in god, of course." +"I don't think Cicero would have misplaced commas. If he spoke english, that is.",We have commas in other languages you racist fuck +"We're reddit users, we're not big on freedom here. Just ask most of the mods. Some of these guys wouldn't be out of place guarding Auschwitz.",*This account has mysteriously disappeared into a black bag and has been thrown into the river* +I think Gaudreau wants to play with McDavid so bad after this tourney that he takes a bridge deal with Calgary until he is a free agent. Then drives up the QE2 and signs with Edmonton,Obviously the coaches saw something in Gaudreau and put him on the first line to boost McDavid since he didn't get a single point last night. +The infuriating lack of depression on the top one.....,"You don't understand, the tank is made of rubber, so the gun can depress through the frontal armor and the top of the turret such that it can achieve nearly 75 degrees of depression." +"I was watching the three rangers walk behind it to get it away from the traffic and this woman starts saying, I think they are taking it out there to kill it. Once they finally get it far enough away they turn and begin walking back and the lady says, see they killed it! It hasn't moved since they turned around! Yeah lady 3 BLM rangers walked a fox far enough away from the crowd to stomp it out, high fived each other and walked back... sure.",Sounds like she has an unbiased view of law enforcement +"If she doesn't burrow through the ground like a mole, subsisting on roots and grubs, she's a DECEITFUL DAMSEL!","As a girly-girl mole-person, I take offense to that!" +Carriers can move?,"Carriers don't move, the planes do it for me" +not per capita,Blacks commit way more violent crimes than whites per capita +I don't know why anyone is surprised. They already make up money. Making up credit isn't a stretch. Making up people? Who cares.,I don't think they made up people - seems like they created accounts for people without their authorization. +"I just got here, what did I miss?",Price is a bust +He's Australian and hasn't broken American law.,And you think the US gov't cares about that? +Trump was right. Heroin crisis is an issue and needs to be stopped,look at all that white privilege +no more teabagging?,the anti crouch spam should end when a team wins the round +"This. Federation vs Zeon's campaign mode was immersive. You actually feel like you're part of the war, making a difference. I remember in Federation vs Zeon, I'd freak out if I had to fight a character from the anime because they could destroy me in a couple shots (or one beam saber combo in the case of Amuro and his RX-78-2). In Gundam vs Zeta Gundam, you're playing from multiple perspectives, and there were too many tedious missions. My least favorite missions were fighting Scirocco with a G-Defenser, using the Hyaku Shiki's Mega Bazooka Launcher (Reccoa would get in the way of the beam and die), and anything with a time limit.",Still funny when you decide to go round beating the crap out of Scirocco's O with the bullets of a Zaku II's 120mm. +Huge Ark Scorched Earth Glitch - Build Inside Mountain,Batcave confirmed! +The hdmi ports in your TV clearly the hdmi port on your x box is not going to work. No wonder playstation is better (subjective) as it has bigger pens ports so this doesn't happen.,No port is big enough for my penis sir. +So true. Spay and neuter your pets and you're responsible. Suggest people should (voluntarily) take control of their fertility and you're literally Hitler.,I mean Hitler had only one testicle so he was partially fixed? +What exactly is a butt selfie? Is this a new thing I'm again the last 1% to hear about? Lol.,In this case it's just a picture of my butt that I took/posted myself. +Blizzard to ban some of Hearthstone's most popular cards from arena EleGiggle,Typical EU players. +"She's providing answers with substance, that they can actually critically examine - unlike the mindless ramblings of her opponent. If you're a qualified journalist, this is what you expect your job to be.",Nothing beats a good cough! +"Feels like 2011 all over again, even got a Homefront game this year","Yes, but this time our harsh words will finally make him think twice." +"TIFU by playing GTA V with my 3 year old This was a few days ago. My son was down for his nap. My wife works 3rd shift, so she was a asleep. Figured I had an hour to play some Grand Theft Auto. Soon after, my son woke up and wanted to watch me play the game. I figured no harm for a few minutes, since I was just going to do races, or other non-violent things, with the sound off. Driving to wherever I was going, he yelled at me because I didn't stop for the red lights. I indulged him for a little bit until I got to one of the delivery missions that are timed. Didn't stop for the lights on that particular one. He became visibly upset on the verge of tears. I decided that it was probably best to stop playing. That's when the meltdown happened. It woke my wife up, so she's upset and can't go back to sleep. So I dealt with a grouchy wife and an inconsolable 3 year old that kept pointing out my driving mistake. Now my son notifies me of every light while we're actually driving and gives me directions on what to do. Every. Single. One. Yellow lights are the worst. TL;DR My son got upset because I didn't stop for the red lights in GTA V. A meltdown ensued and woke up my 3rd shift wife while she was trying to sleep from working the night before.",You have wives that work in shifts? +"I hate it when people play games like this and pimp they're characters out with all sorts of colours and weird shit, it takes the immersive side out of the game, do real army people do this shit? If so then i guess my complaint is invalid",MUH IMMURSHUN +Hanzo is bad. Give me upvotes,Only a shimada can control the karma +Yea let's get even less done because our country isn't divided enough as it is,"Yes, throw our lot behind Trump the uniter." +"That would mean the large population clusters like New York, Chicago, and LA would pick leaders that the rest of the country has to live with despite the rest of the country having nothing in common with large metropolitan city perspectives. Tyranny of the masses is one of the concerns addressed by the electoral college system.",Much better for only a few people in a few states to actually matter in the election ! +"If I had a dollar for every time someone said this generation sucks, I would probably have enough money to buy a house in the economy that their generation ruined.",As long as you don't fall and die from the rafters :( +Not in Korea or Japan.,America isn't Korea or Japan. +"(Spoilers) Can we all agree that the QUALITY of the new Pokemon are amazing Yes it is disappointing size-wise, but c'mon these Pokemon are awesome and well designed",There's a literal sandcastle. +But there are no Swabians in Stuttgart ...,...because they are all in Berlin! +"Not too long ago, my fiance and I bought a car together. Like an honest to god working, not-beater, car. $8,000 later and I realize that we're adults.","Yeah, I just got rid of the first car I didn't keep for at least ten years, AND I splurged on the comfort and electronics packages" +that's dark.,Good. +"I just don't think you can compare the two that well. The alcohol analog of high quality weed is hard liquor in my opinion. One can be made relatively easily while the other is dangerous to produce or consume. I counter that the black market can survive in some form if an LCBO model is implemented. But it will survive because of the unique attributes of weed in comparison to alcohol, mainly the safety and transportation issues the come about for alcohol. It will rise and fall like tobacco when taxes punish consumption to an unacceptable level. Also when using the word legal here we are talking about a monopoly. One would hope that for legal sale of weed we are given more options as consumers. And because of that alcohol sale and consumption is a poor thing to compare this to or study when trying to implement a new market.",I think you are reading things in my post that are not there. +I sorted a pack of Nerds candy by their colour and arranged them by the colour scale,The biggest nerd I see here is you. +"Just purchased my first DSLR camera (Canon T5) with zero photography experience. What are your most recommended resources (websites, books, etc) to get a newb like me started? Any feedback is appreciated!",Understanding Exposure by Bryan Peterson. +They just moved a lot of the aircrew to the chicken coops thankfully. Do not miss trying to sleep through shitty cover bands,Do you mean the double stacks? +Welcome to 2014,Yeah but at least it doesn't get viruses +It's almost as if things aren't black and white wow what a concept,"It's almost as if things aren't just jet black and white, what a concept!" +Chris?,"Nope, sorry." +ik ihe,Mij ook dankje.. a bradda +"If there's any *ethnic cleansing* going on, it's of the Palestinians by the Israelis.",Ye cause it's not like all of Israels neighbors have been trying to wipe Israel of the map since it's founding. +Sadly i didnt have to use them :( He played Yogg and fatigue killed him :D,Damn Yogg sucking the fun out of hearthstone +"What's a good example of When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all?","Automotive service - not repairs, but just the regular maintenance stuff." +And how many times will it charge your phone?,Depends on your phone +"Apparently, being born here, raised here, and still live within the city makes me not local. TIL.",You're a sellout! +Special Snowflake as a pejorative is explicitly invoking disconformity as a negative. But remember that SJWs are the totalitarian ones.,'Special snowflake' basically means 'cis heterosexual white abled neurotypical males are the Default Humans and deviating too much from that is ridiculous' +"no idea what you're talking about. elfbreaker totally doesn't melt before he has a chance to kill even one of my withered. no mastery-related bugs to see here, blizzard; move along!","He melts when I do it too, and I'm a prot warrior :P Enough withered with their damage increase buffs and he melts regardless" +Most articles about Trump show him to be stupid but they try so hard to make him out as the anti christ,don't fuck with unions son... +"I'm local. Would you be willing to sell the case, ?","Sorry, not looking to sell the case by itself atm, really don't want to pull the PC apart." +"The original 'young peoples ask' (its not called YPA, it was the version before that printed in the 60s) actually says that masturbation can lead to homosexuality.","Well, most homosexuals masturbated as teenagers, so that proves it, right?" +CRINGE EDITION- Overweight woman destroys weighing scale because it is objectifying.,Why dont you try someone your own size? +"Commuting over an hour to a 45+ hour per week job. 71% of your life is devoted to work /travel to work/ sleep (assuming 8 hours/night). 29% of your time to keep the rest of your shit together, cook, socialize, relax, work out and other interests. That's before overtime and traffic, and including weekends. God help you if you have kids. Absolute lunacy if you ask me.",Sometimes employers don't understand that time is MORE important than money. +Heavier girl's friend won't date her. She blames it on porn for not showing real bodies.,"It's ok to have standards, as long as those standards don't include fat girls" +Ive started watching Bahroo the last few days and he is now my goto streamer. You dont get any immature shit with him. Its straight thinking EE hunting. Pure and without annoying Xfiles themes when somebody donates,This hate is toxic. +Nick Diaz in talks to replace Lawler and fight Cerrone,RIP Nick Diaz's legs.. I don't see how he can win this. +"Best/Nicest looking 2k17 releases? I'm sure it's been posted on here before, but I can't seem to find one I like and don't have the patience to scroll through all of them so what do you guys like?",Rademita +I'd rather them build a football stadium than build schools or give more to food stamps.,I think you forgot this +It's worth mentioning that the only other times The Atlantic has endorsed a Presidential candidate were in 1860 for Abraham Lincoln and in 1964 for Lyndon Johnson,I heard the editor or somebody on the radio today and they said they only stepped in if there was an existential threat to the republic. +What if you go swimming? Phone battery dies? Just didn't want to bring your phone outside for a minute? Naked? Or work somewhere that phones and other electronic devices are forbidden?,Yeah suddenly needing to do long division while swimming happens to me a lot actually +A few minutes late but as promised the can you haven't seen,Haha this was so funny! +Hitler started the first anti smoking campaign.,"And yet the massive amount of speed, booze, morphine and meth the German army and Hitler did was somehow healthier..." +Can you change to 1st person on the airplane campaign mission?,"No, only when you scope in" +I can sign the title over to him at a PA DMV though right?,"You could do it that way, and get it notarized - that would actually be the most official way of doing it - but we didn't get a notary, just signed them over at his place and didn't have any issues" +What does this have to do with ANYTHING?!?,"Wow, I can't believe they're doing it...So brave." +Where can I get a Philip Rivers jersey with the gold captain patch?,Probably from the locker room! +no he needs to fight marquez 5 rios 3 bradley 5 and vargas 3,"Then move up to take on Canelo, maybe it brings Mayweather out of retirement?" +"Their channel name is Lets Play? That wont cause any problems, I'm sure.",... not sure if +New Legs!,So your new to the game right? +What do you mean? IMO Vaporeon is pretty OP,*Ahem* +"Random question about Revelations/Peacekeeper MK2 Has anyone else noticed that the Peacekeeper MK2 has no reload sound? Maybe this has been reported before, I searched but didn't see anything about it.",It has a supressor +Redacted Tonight - PROOF: Polls Keeping 3rd Parties Out Of Debates Are Wrong!,Yeah but lee is working for the russians too +"At least the bombs are getting recalled. Plus I heard that there are only 21 defective phones, so it's kinda like Samsung Roulette.",Maybe they can recall the iPhone and put a headphone jack on it! +okay i dont really want to discredit the playz that were made but holy shit those people are beyond terrible.,Are you telling me rushing in single file into a death trap isn't a viable strategy? +All of them.,Says who? +"R.I.P Keyboard it was a glorious few months, you will be missed and the puppy that did this to you will receive the silent treatment for a while",kill the dog +"he is, pretty obvious too.","What you call liberal bias, I call common sense." +"Well Islam says you have to be killed for leaving the religion, Id say that is not a value I want spreading in Canada. They also worship a guy who married a 5 year old, lots of people in Saudi Arabia and Pakistan still do marry children because Allah did it. In fact they tried recently to make it illegal in Pakistan to marry children and they struck it down for being Anti-Islamic. Ya, thats not the type of values I want coming here either...",Because Pakistan obviously doesn't have any other issues or social constructs that cause issues like child marriages to be rampant.. it must just be islam +Flail was supper effective,But flail is a normal type and not super effective against anything :( +Looks like at least 135 people so far also agree.,"Wow 135, so much people!" +I said its getting less popular because of cheaters,"I play nearly exclusively in RB ground, I've only ran into one obvious cheater." +It falls apart because it's done poorly. Simple.,Great argument mate. +"On 9/11, I remember how the country came together. 15 years later, I don't think it's been further apart.",are you saying its time for another one? +I'm not doing it all willy nilly. I've been trying to take the high road for most of the last year. The Trumpsterfire has spit in my face the entire time then ran and played victim when criticized. Fuck em. Those assholes didn't want the high road so now they can enjoy us descending to their level.,"I love when the mask comes off, and you libtards show how nasty you really are." +"As long as D-money, Smoothie, and Shifty don't get it.",They are too busy impregnating white women. +This photo was recently posted by the National Fallen Firefighters Foundation,"Removed, link doesn't work" +Till death do you part...oops wrong thread.,"But the relationship was dead in her mind, so that's okay." +eaten inputs?,"You press z or x and nothing happens, just for a very short period of time then works perfectly for another hour." +Diego Costa goal vs Swansea 2-2,"What a cunt, copying the great attacking player that is Laurent Koscielny" +"And at least Peter Molyneux was a gaming god (he created the original god sim with Populous), Dungeon Keeper, Black & White, Magic Carpet - and even Fable, tho' with grossly over promised features still delivered a fun packed RPG at the end of the day. He also freely admitted to over promising stuff and would try to keep his enthusiasm in check, but not really sure he was ever able to... thing is, he delivered genre defining games long before the bullshit started.","Hey now, Sean Murray has brought the world Joe Danger, which is perhaps the most genre defining game of the decade." +"Does anyone want to see Payday 2 crossover with Mother Russia Bleeds? I know quite a few people may be tired of crossovers, but I think it could be cool if Overkill did another Hotline Miami style crossover with MRB. Maybe a heist in Russia, and Sergei as a heister in Payday? For those unfamiliar with Mother Russia Bleeds, it's a 2D beat 'em up, like Streets of Rage, just came out recently and was published by Devolver Digital, the same people who published the Hotline Miami games. If you're a fan of those, I heavily recommend you look into MRB. It doesn't seem to be as popular on Steam, and it's definitely worth checking out.",Yeah also Mortal Kombat or Street Fighter crossover pls they fit just perfectly in the payday universe +Joe Hart has debut to forget as blunder leads to Atalanta's equaliser,He needs to practice those Serie A crosses. +"The boutiques are toys though, aimed at hobbyists. Not complaining, but what you'd expect at this price point",Music is for serious people with serious instruments only +What are some really good subreddits that might be ruined by posting them here?,This seems like a good idea. +Adams with a catch now everyone calm down with the hate for him lol.,Yeah but if it was Abby he woulda scored a TD +Darshan is the second western pro to hit Masters in Korea,Easy to climb when you can't find scrims. +"Yep, idk why 343 won't put proximity chat in-game.",Because the dedicated servers are so advanced hurdurdur +SHAUN HILL ANKLE BREAKER MEGATHREAD AMA He literally broke a person when he ran,fuck hill's probably gonna tear his acl now +He's a repeated child molester. What a catch!,She switched to Earl? +UN commission finds Jews to be the only ethnic group that doesn't really belong anywhere.,"...also controls the media, the banks and the government" +What PIN? We don't have chip and PIN.,"Yeah, I don't know if this guy is even American." +"I made about 20 bucks selling tf2 items on steam I also have a hat waiting to be sold on the market for 20 bucks so the max is theoretically $40. Anyway, I am mainly into fps, rpg diablo like games, and third person rpg games. Co-op games are a plus since I am wanting to play more with my friends.","For a Diablo like, go with Path of Exile which is free but better than diablo in a lot of aspects." +"I've been doing this thing lately I get high at around like 10ish pm, put on these big ass headphones and play a whole album the entire way through. I feel like I'm connected to the music and I can feel every kick and snare. Currently listening through Illmatic. Any other suggestions?",Dark Side of the Moon. +"I'm homeschooling my kids. I highly recommend it. Why deprogram your kids, when you can teach them correctly the first time?",But homeschooling is for religious whackjobs! +Is Hillary Clinton Medically Unfit to Serve?,What a clear and un-opinionated piece by a medical professional that concentrated on the medical facts of the situation and not by pandering the same old shit. +Which hero would be the strongest. If you could take all the talents? Cho Gall doesn't count. My vote is on Nazeebo toads for days.,perhaps this should be a game mode in arena +Nothing to worry about. OP and all other witnesses are deplorable and crazy conspiracy theorists. This never happened her health is fine.,"Plus, she just overheated, right?" +"Suck it, haters. Apple's jackless iPhone7 *is* courageous","Yes, it's so nice of them to have the option." +"I used to skate back in the day and what it did was three things. Release all tension and relax your body, carve little by little, and fuck her right in the pussy",HAHAHA That's still funny +"The statement from her doctor was just released, give it a couple of hours. It changes the whole story.","You're right, but now the story is why didn't she tell the media she was sick in the first place because they've done such a great job encouraging her to be open about perceived weakness." +Rogues are stupid in pvp.,Shhhhhhhh..... +"The only reason Hillary's health becomes a campaign issue is because the media is buying into Trump's strategy of questioning it. President Kenedy's back, not an campaign issue. FDR's polio, not a campaign issue. Regan's health no issue, LBJ's operation scars, not a campaign issue. First woman ever nominated as candidate of a major party- now it is supposed to be an issue. How about the media just wishes her a speedy recovery like any decent person would.",Her collapsing today was a lie then... now the pneumonia is a lie... +Werkte prima volgensmij :),Echte handel is pas mogelijk als je aziaten onderdrukt! +"I didn't know they we're playing themselves, lol :D","Typical seattle, nobody can beat them, they can only beat themselves" +No one touches Julian on my watch.,I'm loving all these new Cruz memes. +FH3 demo is supposed to be releasing in about 50 minutes. Pray for a PC version,IT'S THE OVERWATCH RELEASE ALL OVER AGAIN SEND HELP +Famine victims remembered at state ceremony in Glasnevin Cemetery,Thanks ~~Obama~~ Trevelyan +"In terms of absolute numbers of people suffering some kind of violence, we are...",Yeah WW2 was a cake walk compared to the global violence today +hiding it in one of those paper gowns.,You come from home to hospital... +"My MIL just texted my husband that her favorite Star Wars character is Jar Jar Binks. Like, totally unprompted. And you know what? Of fucking course it it. Ugh.","Makes sense, most morons like him." +"As a NYC native, no, she is most certainly not a New Yorker. Jesus.",She's more of a New Yorker than Bernie +Gay porn= somehow women getting raped.,"Not having sex with a woman is called reverse-rape, and is as horrific as actual rape." +I made a mii-mii,May-may you fucking casual. +And why Hillary was late returning from break?,It was just a huge dump I swear +We know. It's funny because 1000 is nothing to these guys. Dude is probably in the 3000 club,I mean ... No +Why do people think they are different? Do you think you are that unique?America is founded on equality a freedom never known. We can all just be American and forget the past by moving forward.,Because focusing on the problem serves better than focusing on a solution. +"What's the lecture on, How to be successful by flipping hospitals?",Maybe he'll give a lecture about morals. +"I dunno, I saw a friend flirt with a girl for a good while before coming back up to the bar to grab drinks for the both of him. He said it seemed to be going well but she was kind of quiet. Over his shoulder I saw one her friends check on her. They had brief conversation *in sign language*. My buddy had just spent twenty minutes hitting on a deaf girl without realizing. She must have thought he was cute to put up with him that long, but when I tried to get the friend to interpret for them she turned out to be sloppy got-dumped-last-week-and-hates-everyone drunk. He had been doing better without a translator, and soon deaf girl had to take drunk girl home. If my friend can spend almost 1/4 hour talking to a girl in a loud bar without realizing she was lip-reading and answering with just smiles, nods, and head shakes I don't think mixing up someone's name is too far-fetched.",That's totally fake too bro! +"France's premier warns of new attacks, 15,000 people on police radar","Come on, it's 2016: we should stop being Islamaphobic and just learn to accept life with frequent terror attacks!" +IS this normal?,Tag nsfw pls +"Tomorrow, it will be 8 months since removal of T screen. Almost eight months ago, we lost our brother and friend, T screen. It was there when you were killed by fire giant, telling you that it's all fine, because you are still top dmg on your team. It was there, telling you if you need more physical or magical protections, because it showed you enemy god with biggest dmg. It was there for you, motivating you to continue fighting, showing you how you are slowly reducing enemy gold and xp lead. IT WAS GODDAMN IMPORTANT PART OF THE GAME!!!! WE WONT FORGET! AND WE WONT FORGIVE YOU FOR TAKING IT AWAY FROM US! \#rememberthet Ok, im being serious now... Is it at least on the radar? Can we finally get it back please? It's taking so much time... Screw the graphs, give me top players stats and I am happy.",Soon^^TM +Literally unplayable,i before e except after c +If your 12 year old self saw you today. What would he or she say to you?,Cannot confirm; am 12 +the mask has to be a tokyo ghoul reference.... right?,"Obviously a Call of Duty ghosts reference, as S76 is pretty much Call of Duty" +yeah. i've learned my lesson. never agree with anyone again.,You are so wrong. +A Loud Sound Just Shut Down a Bank's Data Center for 10 Hours (ING),sa bage banul in plm si sa treaca pe full SSD :)) +"Since We Are All Posting Halo 3 Stuff, Here's Mine.",Jesus... +Anything that's sold via infomercial. Isn't it common knowledge that TV products are all scammy by now?!,"but I need that knife, what do you expect me to cut bread with a door stop" +"My first datsun, a little 1000",LS swap it +"Also East Coast, no update. Lots of others are reporting the same thing.","Ah, I forgot the" +"Meh not your problem. Fandoms aren't a group, they are an interest. I'm sure plenty of racists like doctor who.",TIL you're a racist if you like Doctor Who. +Most Underrated Pokemon? What do u think is the most underrated pkmn right now? Just want to see some opinions. :),Snorlax +True... Come to CDO.,I think you forgot your +Ordered on the 8th. Fingers crossed for you!,Just got the email! +I'm sure that reddit will find a way to blame Apple for this.,"Well if Apple hadn't removed the headphone jack, they wouldn't have been forced to but a Samsung." +What normal things that people do just piss you off?,Exist. +"So, hooligans from which party are rioting? Or are all parties participating in it",A more elementary question to northies is why is Madras fighting Madras. +What's something that's popular now but will be a total joke in 5'years?,"DLC and microtransactions in videogames, also freemium apps" +Combustible Gearhulk,Why must Alhammarret's Archive be rotating? +so why would porn actress or booking agent trust you?,"Because he bought a camera off eBay, duh." +Bloodborne was only a few weeks if I remember correctly. By comparison that doesn't sound nearly as bad.,well Sony did say that greatness awaits. +With What?,"Your computer, it's because everyone uses WIFI now that the pop-up ad on your LAN pc doesn't show up now." +That would be interesting if egg contents were on a timed rotation.,It is most certainly rng and not timed. +I thought you got a debuff when you are battle rezed?,In raids they share a cooldown for the raid group so you get X many brezs but in five man's they just have a ten minute CD. +how exactly is the samsung player 'crap'?,Because samsungs explode +What should I set my gtx 1060 fan curve to? It's an evga one (non sc),"Fans at 0 for silent gaming up until 99 degrees celsius, then set it to the maximum speed so it doesn't shut down" +What is wrong for me wanting people of similar Ilvls to do mythics?,Because your just an elitist that's wants to be carried by other players at your own gear level +"I've heard of this on other cars as well. 1st gear has the boost limited to help with traction, fuel economy, and drive-ability.",But then how do you impress people on the sidewalk with your 1st gear pulls and turbo sounds? +why is that?,look at all the people getting rich off of it +FUCK THE KNICKS,HE SO PRINGLES +Patch 4.3.,Wow nice... +K4ssadin got cut from mousesports on ESEA and got replaced by LMBT_R.,He got nerfed +"It's 1:04 A.M atm, what do you expect to happen?",Martians joining the protest +The time Donald Trump dismissed half of America as losers,That's out of context! +"Whoa whoa, I must discredit this a little, as Mark Twain was not a racist, or at least I should say there are very conflicting reports. But he lived in a free slave town most of his life after leaving CT where slavery was illegal.","No see, if you use the n word you're a racist don't you know?" +This woman deserves a medal,so did she know she was on the Jumbotron? +"Best skin ever? (No T5!) In your opinion, what is the best skin in smite? Other than the past T5, of course. Personally I think Swagni is the best skin.",Sentinel ra +i hope they haven't done shit. dont fuck with the voodoo,*sugar rush intensifies* +Yeah really... can we please make a f'n example of one of these assholes? Wasn't he encouraging some sort of fraud? Yo FBI... get on it.,"No thanks, too busy busting this guy here trying to smoke a joint." +"I'm seriously close to rerolling, and I've put good time into Fury. 18 points in, 844 ilvl, and after seeing how they don't intend to do ANY class changes for at the very least a few weeks, I seriously doubt Blizzard has any plans, or cares, to buff Fury. It wouldn't even take much either, which drives me more insane. Especially when Arms is topping charts, and actually can survive shit.",Whoah there champ you didn't go into Legion with the intention of playing something aside from the Demon Hunters they worked *so hard* on did you? +ah now i see. Good luck taking roshan buddy he just needs to put his sign there to fear you or good luck pushing high ground,just buy a gem! +"Ah yes, the dreaded starvation mode. I ate lunch 3 hours ago, i'm probably in starvation mode right now!","I didn't have a 1,000 Cal breakfast and have only eaten small snacks today, I better shovel some food in my face fast before my body goes into starvation mode and I gain back my 100lbs lost plus 50lbs" +"Surely if we just outlaw crypto in the United States, they'll stop too. It's only fair.","We should outlaw pen and paper while were at it, them dastardly note taking skills are killing us" +Conservative cartoonist Michael Ramirez drew pregnant Karl Marx for Labor Day.,Oh now I get it! +Why what's that supposed to mean? It's not like I just started voting for them out of the blue without any research. My family has been voting for them since their creation and my son is going to join once he's old enough. What's fucked is people without loyality who think they can just vote whatever,Username checks out +I mean storm front is trying to change the world for the better too,comparable for sure +Try telling him to bring a DSLR and a tripod next time.,Ah yes because that's how all the pros Snapchat +How do schools with Black Headmasters work? Do they still promote teachers for racism?,"Well, of course - the black headmasters are brainwashed by the white patriarchy." +This should be released as a png (or whatever Apple supports) to be put on Apple watches,"The Apple watches are square doh, this is for those weird ass round watches, serious who though a round watch made sense." +"bro im trippin, you don't need more caffeine","just in case I sounded like a dick, I am still tripping but I apologize." +I made a thing,This killed me...I am dead +You are not unique or funny. You are just being an asshole!,"Typical Wiki Justice Warrior, trying to stifle free speech." +How many in a row have we had?,I want to say we're up to 14 or 15 consecutive record breaking months... But this is a totally normal climate cycle that has nothing to do with our presence. +This question is just another opportunity to make these dying trends relevant for a bit longer.,Bush did it. +Steam Store: More Updates to The Steam Customer Review System,"Welp, I guess my writing-reviews-for-cash business is done for!" +powerful enough to destroy a country as big as France with a single strike. Bullshit.,"It's not about blanket destruction, 16 strikes against major targets will collapse a nation like France as surely as shooting a house of cards with a shotgun." +Could have been a F350 Platinum CCLB dually! Or maybe that's what his boss's boss drives.,"My boss is waiting on his F350 platinum cclb to be delivered, and I was just told there isn't really enough money to give me the raise I was promised when I started.... Heh..." +"Domino's is fuckin great, lil caesers is the trash pizza","I'm in the blackened, cold heart of New Jersey in a brick oven pizzeria, it's all trash to me unless it's made by a real pizza man/woman." +Why not the Save People from Genocide Act? I'm not sure one that specifically targets Christians would even be constitutional....,All OP cares about is christian lives. +"Can I just say that Donald Trump has caused me to strive for a better life? I came from a bad place when this election kicked off. I'm doing so much better now, and I believe that Trump's example has helped me. Not a post to garner sympathy...just saying that I never knew about him until last year and his persona changed my life for the better. (Srs)",Fucking deplorable white racist sexist islamophobic xenophobic homophobic scum! +"Good point, I keep forgetting about the AK catchup mechanic. Plus, didn't they say, as we get further into the xpac, they are going to start nerfing AP across the board? So, if you start playing later in the xpac, it won't take as much to level your weapon, as it does in the beginning?","THe only thing I'm aware of is, that people that start later get to finish their knowledge researches quicker." +Come on now what? Because I pointed out how cringe-tastic atheist culture is I don't have the right to be pleasantly surprised?,"argh, I hate facts and claims supported by evidence" +0 training dude is getting taken to the ground and beat up basically every single time. 2 years is not enough if you don't have the background and try to fight at the most populated weight classes.,But Ronaldo has that picture of him fighting Conor on Instagram! +eRekt,iRekt 7 +Early voting has begun in a lot of places :),"Not enough, though." +He held that clipboard like a champ right afterward too.,Because we only care what starters think about social justice. +So long for responsive design (see left panel),"Common guys 77% upvoted is too high, everyone back to the sweatshop!" +QUIZZ: Can you name all different white bag drops?,I got all of them with almost a minute left... I play this game too much +"Is a nuclear waste facility in SA a good idea? As theres been more media surrounding the nuclear waste debate in SA, I wanted to know if regular South Australians think its a good idea or not, and why. I am also interested in knowing how much information people know about the topic, too see whether the government is informing the general public.",Could approach North Korea about hiding their test fallout.... +"Vice-president of League of Legends at Deakin University, Melbourne here. Still trying to get more and more people into the club, feel free to message me if you want an invite :)","Damn, so close and yet so far... (University of Melbourne reporting in here)" +"Just coordinate for everyone on the stream to run stormcaller shotgun and titan/juggernaut shotgun. No one ever pull out a primary the whole match. I'm sure Bungie will tightly control this stream. But would be great to really emphasize the gank meta, to use a term from Pwadigy, as part of one of Bungie's promotional streams.","Well the plan was if there were no restrictions, they would run 6 Ram Shocklocks with shotguns and just run around with shotguns and that completely unbroken melee" +You're fucked if there was no password on this stick and it contains data which ca reveal your identity. If you can't recover your tails and have lost few coins - you'll be fine.,"yep, the good old no password tails, where the encrypted partition isnt encrypted, lol" +"I was selling a piece of heavy equipment on CreigsList, which I do fairly often. This guy never called, which was a bit odd, but he seemed to know what he was talking about. He sent me a check, I waited a month to make sure it was good, then I sent him the machine. Yeah, fuck, that check was a fake, and the guy went radio silent. That cost me about $65,000.",Username checks out. +Pretty damn impressive first week for ADTR,"But the album sucks, right guys?" +"If you want Valve to stop adding hats to the game, you're gonna have to tell the workshop community to stop making them. Valve barely makes cosmetics anymore.","*Valve barely adds new cosmetics from the workshop anymore, also." +Found this guy and his family in my backyard,Stone frowg +"Because they did such a fantastic job with Silver Samurai. I can just picture it now. INT. RUSSIAN UNDERGROUND LAB. TIME UNKNOWN We pan past floor to ceiling tanks, filled with formaldehyde and marked with Greek symbols. Inside them are the twisted bodies of test subjects. Each has some form of metal pertrusion, the bodies warped out of recognition as a result. We hear screams from behind a heavy, metal door. We enter the room; a filthy lab full of obsolete tech. A team of scientists labor around a screaming wretch who is strapped to a rusty metal table. One of them approaches with a large syringe. The wretch tries to fight the scientist off, but he can't. As the syringe enters his spinal column, he uses the large of his energy to scream before eventually passing out. The scientist forces the contents of the syringe down into the wretch, the liquid metal slowly entering his body. Another scientist fits electeopads to the wretch as the others leave the room. The last scientist leaves, closing the heavy, metal door behind him. The scientists enter another room, watching the wretch through a two way mirror. One nods to another, who presses a button on the control panel. Electricity starts to surge through the wretch. The scientist at the control panel turns a nob, increasing the power. The wretch starts to convulse. The nob is turned to MAXIMUM. After a few seconds, the two way mirror shatters into a million pieces, knocking over the scientists. One of them stands, peering through the shattered mirror. He sees the outline of a figure standing in the middle of the lab. He picks up his cracked glasses and places them on the end of his nose. His mouth slowly opens, aghast. He picks up a red telephone. It connects immediately. Scientist: Premier? Subject Omega was a success. Inside the lab, a hulking man stands, breathing slowly. He lifts his hands to his face. He sees the metal tentacles pertruding from his wrists. Omega Red: Nooooo! Cut to black Titles : Wolverine. Claws bursts through the screen, cutting an III.","You forgot to add Tell that to Zod's snapped neck somewhere in there," +"Without her posse. That's what really tipped me off that something was up. She's NEVER without her posse. The SS agents that were keeping perimeter weren't even looking at her. She's sick enough to literally need to be dragged unconscious to a vehicle. Then after a miraculous recovery she's outside in the beautiful day (nice attempt at small talk/blowing off concerns there) and oh look! A smiling little girl without a parent within five feet of her for a photo op. But she's too sick/is resting/whatever and has to cancel this week's plans? That doesn't make any sense at all. Also, why did the person who came out smiling and waving have a slightly different hair cut and color than the person that went in? Did she get a cut and a cheap bleach job while the doctors were looking at her?",It's still her but she looks much better after cutting a few lines of coke +"Earth just had the hottest August in 136 years, tied with July for the hottest month in continuous record. Here's every month since 1880.","No, I'm pretty sure yelling really loud about how climate change is a conspiracy among liberals and scientists will reverse the very well documented and observable warming trends." +"Downtown Dallas overnight parking tips? My girlfriend moved in recently to a flat downtown and we are scratching our heads on where guests and myself can park overnight without having to pay a whole lot. Should you expect to pay $20 for overnight parking no matter where? If that's the case, uber is a much better deal and forget the car. Any suggestions?","And maybe instead of visiting your girlfriend overnight, you should make her an honest woman and marry her" +"Two chaps sitting next to me. Both have $2000 laptops. One playing Overwatch on ultra, the other playing Slender 2D",I can only see a widowmaker shill +"Like many other shops, we went from Riak to MongoDB for the reason known as the grass is greener and the same problems still exist. These systems are idiotically stupid. We use them because we allegedly can't find developers who know SQL. Our product is a randomly failing shit show.",I'm sure if they had chosen HypderDex your shit show would suddenly work. +Better than having no friends.,"Ewww, green texters." +"The fact that you think BLM is a terrorist organization with some manifestoed ideology is laughable at best. I consider myself a member of the BLM movement, and I'm pretty sure I've never, ahem, terrorized anyone. It isn't a centralized, physical infrastructure with specific leaders. I didn't take vows to get in. I don't have a membership card. It's about spreading awareness of injustices we face in lower income communities. Put down the kool-aid, turn off fox news, and educate yourself on socioeconomics and african american history.","Yeah fuck Fox News, tune in to non-bias sources such as CNN and r/politics like *I* do!" +Bawal mag-live ng Duterte speech. Para walang ebidensya na hindi nag-iimbento ang media.,TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT +When I see it like this I can't help but think of the Cow level in Diablo 2 for some reason,Diablo 2 Cow level beats the udders off of Diablo 3 Cow level. +"WBUR Poll: Mass. Voters Oppose Charter School Expansion, And Back Legal Weed","Great priorities, Mass voters" +Thanks for the enjoyable train raid,Wait a second.... I thought they were on a U-Boat! +KQLY does klqy,Still cheating i see +City of Whiterun Recreated in Halo 5 Forge!,0/10 no gildergreen +Jesus Christ the Halo 5 download is as endless and quickly spreading as the Flood.,But Flood is dead +Because the government totally makes robots designed to kill black people.,Called the POLICE +"The baby in white hasn't chosen a gender yet Also, I'm guessing the woman in the blue dress is trans","what are you trying to do, ruin the narrative?" +"Hmmmmm After reading your post, I messed around a little bit. Seems Gamer Dads is the problem. Dads is fine in other contexts",Try Gamer Mums and Dads +Take the k-cup out of the keurig after use.,My office has the industrial one that empties itself whenever you open it :D Downside is now I have shit keurig manners... +I'm going to cheer for whoever i want to not who WWE wants me to.,You rebel. +"Nope, that's why I included, other. Dipshit.",I thought it was obvious without it but here you go: +What the fuck is wrong with the mods on here ? A post about a legitimate step was just removed pretty quickly why ? But this bullshit gets to stay? Smh mods smfh,Because is a theory about the next bone? +"The BE VISIBLY OUT!!! ALL THE TIME!!!!people I met in the queer group at my school were some of the most shrill, irritating, histrionic people I've ever been around. I realize that what I used to think of as being a lack of attraction to feminine men was actually an aversion to being around a twitchy, overly dramatic cartoon character whose voice sounds like the screams of a dying animal.","No, you're just self-hating" +Favorite drugs to mix with LSD?,Hippy crack hands down. +some say he's still laughing to this day,haha +but....but the 2015 citcon wasn't the last of all citizencons?,I just hope they don't hire another plane just to use as a backdrop like last year...thats a flagrant waste of my backer money +dude i was using the share feature from the ps4,In that case; this is LEGIT boys. +What's 1 card that you love but feel it needs a nerf/buff? I love poison but feel it should be nerfed in a way that it doesn't just get killed off like freeze spell.,"Princess, miner, ice wizard, lava hound need a buff" +Los valores del rugby.,Rugby is a religion of peace! +Xbox Revelations Achievements Already?? (Sorry for the crappy picture),Just use the PS4 Share Button ffs +Tupac Shakur died 20 years ago today.,No he didn't. +"In other news, the sky is blue!",Except for those damn chemtrails +"Over the last three years Hall has played 210 games, Steen has played 209. Hall has put up .87PPG, Steen's put up .85PPG. But Steen also has that great two way play going for him. Doesn't seem so clear cut to me.",Yeah but hes a blue so he's automatically worse +It's *6 months* from now. So Q1 2017 would be a good bet. :),"And in 6 months, Q3 2017 will be a good bet" +Orangered,"If Crayola taught me anything when I was a kid, it's actually Redorange." +Just checked my message requests on FB.,Totally legit question! +"Wow if she even has a pepe collection, the date's over. Way too old of a meme.",Plus it means she's a racist. +Clinton never offered to pay the legal fees of somebody who attacks a protester.,"Well, people protesting Clinton doesn't throw tomatoes at her and th don't run around dressed as the KKK..." +"Dr.Martin Luther King's children viewing their father's body on his funeral service 9 April 1968, 6-days following his assasination",And America lived happily ever after! +Maybe SEADOT should focus on spelling before changing the speed limit...,"Obviously, it was Kubly and he should be fired." +Dihydrogen monoxide,I heard that's a really toxic chemical +iPhone with simple SMS hackable!! Make sure you make an update guys!!,old news +"I love how black is being treated in Kaladesh. Every set in ages has been almost 100% horror stereotypes for B. Vampires, bones, rotting flesh, splayed guts, shock value grotesques, and zombies, zombies, zombies. This set (at least what's been spoiled so far) really just feels like 'black mana' - which is to say, it represents recklessness, sacrifice, oppression, criminal behavior, with a bit of murder and bad luck to boot. It's obviously black mana, but it's not so obnoxiously obvious and saturated. It feels right for a world where mana (aether) is strictly relegated and controlled, using machinery, and more importantly, it looks like it's giving us a set that just treats black differently than 'murder blood cult'. There's still a hundred cards to spoil, and any one of them could prove me wrong, but this is a pretty neat change of pace.",I love how blacks are being treated in Kaladesh too... Wait that came out wrong. +"Al-Rajhi Bank card cash withdrawals in the US? Hey guys so my friend is visiting the US (she's specifically in Illinois right now) and she wants to withdraw money from her AlRajhi bank card (Debit) from an ATM here. Any one knows which is the best one to use? She tried U.S Bank and they charged her 60SAR on $100. Is that absurd or normal? Anyway, what do you guys use when you are here? Or how do you get funds transferred? Also, if she uses her card at the store, does she get charged for that? Anyone with any experience wth this? Thanks!",I used my rajhi debit card in Indiana and they would take something around that what I'd suggest is just withdrawing a big amount once since they charge a fixed rate +"My boss showed people pictures of their tinder crush's penis. But the guy lives in sth Korea and is an amateur porn star, so.......... That's pretty weird. For a boss, right?",Because it wouldn't be weird for your boss to show a picture of their tinder crush's penis if they *weren't* an SK porn star. +"Report: WADA Let Serena, Venus Williams, Simone Biles Take Banned Substances",I am so surprised to see Serena Williams on that list. +Patch 6.18 ( WORLDS ) Solo-Q Tierlist - YouTube,"Who is LS, I only know of NIGHTBLUE3-THE RENGAR GOD 40KILLS PER GAME GG" +"I thought the same thing when learning to juggle a football, if I can do 20-30 juggles why can't I just do 100-200 like my friends? But for some reason it doesn't work like that, even for humans.",Because you're distracted. +"Rare in the same way diamonds are rare. They're not, they just limit the supply into the market.","Diamonds aren't rare.. they're valuable... the sol skin is rare... people can get it if they want or not.. it's rare because everyone can get it, but everyone won't be able to" +I think you're right. So bummed.,"Ice it as well, will help with the swelling if any!" +Show me any indication that Clinton is not techwise. You can't because there is none. Don't fall for the fabricated nonsense the right wing crazies keep spouting. She knows technology and will be great.,You forgot the +Love that song but one of my mates is already doing it :(,Flying High Again +This isn't fear-mongering at all.,"Of course it is not, specially if it is RT echoing it." +"You're trying to bring him back right? Does that not mean he hasn't played for a while? Shouldn't he have a slight warm up before coming back? You don't just dive into the pool, you dip your feet in there first.",Idk if the water is too cold I'll just dip cause If I dont I just cant get in. +"Building shelter for people is now risky to the economy. The prices have to fall, these things are too expensive to rent or buy.",But prices will go up forever. +Whatever helps you sleep at night. There are kids out there starving to death while you're buying that new pair of jeans or eating at that nice steakhouse or buying that new android phone. Like i said don't act like you're any better.,"Ya man, buying a new pair of jeans is totally the same as scamming thousands of people." +It's pronounced *Ben Jammin*,Jammin' in the name of the lord +What's the most exciting thing coming up for you in the next 1-2 weeks?,It's my 18th birthday soon :) +i hope you soaked you pc in alcohol cuz ew wtf,"I could just imagine him using that laptop at night to fap away, and then prepares food for customers during the day with his dried keyboard jizz on his hands" +"Yeah, no your question was fine. Someones just got issues with bringing up negativity and islam.",^ Mature response +So one R reveal emrakul deal 15 is okay to you?,"3 card combo (2 if you get lucky) to deal less than lethal damage, oh no, what ever shall we do." +FlakPz I Gepard - The second and last of its name,ah yes the falcon is definitely comparable in performance to this +40% Sad 40% Dank,And 100% reason to remember the name. +"Relevant: Most heroin deaths occur with a mixture of alcohol and heroin. Oddly similar, most JW offenses to themselves occurs with a mixture of alcohol and Watchtower.","TIL: I can live forever off of heroin, as long as I stay away from the booze." +Mourinho confirms Phil Jones has suffered lateral knee ligament damage and is expected to be out for a month. Did it in training recently,"But hey we should have patience for him, he'll come good eventually right?" +There was no need to show those countries.,"Yes, especially since half of Fiji's population has Indian origins" +"Because, using your 2-3 example a US BB could be immune to fire/flood/module damage nearly 100% of the time. ~30s runtime x 3 = 90 sec. That is about the cooldown time as-is. So by the time you are out of charges, your first one is coming off cooldown.",What if the 2nd/3rd DC had double CD time? +"Well he did lose to the least liked **Democratic** presidential candidate in history, so losing to the least liked Republican shouldn't be too different...",I'm sure the DNC actively colluding against him and the fact that we've had a Clinton on the office in the past had nothing to do with his primary loss. +Monsanto accepts $66bn Bayer takeover,This is nothing but good for everyone! +"...There was a time where DSs sold more than iPhones?!? The more you know, I guess.",There was once a time when the Virtual Boy sold more than iPhone! +"what the fuck, did he *not* want you to buy something???",Not if she hasn't earned the RIGHT to buy it. +Totally not a Monokuma,Isnt the one side black one side white an art form in japan? +"Play normal games, elitists!!!",Git rekt n00b. +THE GIANT ROBOT DUEL IS STILL ON! And MegaBots just dropped a trailer!,I applaud all of the brave redditors staking their claims at a disappointing premiere +"Probably just typed an s and didn't notice. He's only talking about one guy, give him a break.","I'm pretty sure there is more than one person in this post, so this theory makes no sense" +"If selfemployed contractors can't, why should retirees be able to?",Maybe the parents have powerful connection to the Communist Party and have generous pensions +Alternative name: Do your worst,This is underrated. +Ahhhh SUMANUMANUMANUMANUMA,It's Summa Lumma Duma Lumma plebeian. +"So what did Clinton personally get from all of this? She ran this whole scheme just to funnel the money to AIDs victims? She hasn't earned a single dime from the foundation, nor does any member of her family.","Yeah, increasing your fame and influence over the world isn't worth anything......" +"Tell me, should decrypt9wip.dat be in the root of the SD card or in the files9 folder?","I believe the root, but try whatever the opposite is of what you currently have" +someone with extremely low standards,"Your level of intelligence is just so high compared to ours, you have to understand millions of people love Netflix due to being stupid and having low standards." +"People of Reddit, apart from being a virgin, male, bot, what are you?",Did you just assume my gender op you shit lord? +Cute children's book adds a fun surprise amongst their characters. Can you find it??,"Hey, it's my boy Harambe" +"If LSU-Florida refuse to reschedule and it affects the SEC East and West winners, will the SEC force the game to be played? Is there precedent? With our loss to A&M and an upcoming game against #1 Bama, the likelihood of us going to 2 losses is fairly good. With Florida and LSU not finding a way to reschedule, it's more likely Florida get by with just their 1 loss to us Has anything like this happened before in the SEC? If we go 6-2 and a 6-1 Florida team goes to the SEC championship after our 10 years of fail, our fanbase is going to lose it",Im all for removing LSU from the sec as punishment. +"Problem I have with that theory is, if everyone is cheating so much that they have to blow the rear tires to hide something... why don't we see more losers being caught when they don't have the opportunity to do a burnout?",Well every time those cars win they aren't cheating... super simple +"I've been to one home opener, which was also Dame's first career game, so it was extra hype. But I'm sure in a city like Toronto the home opener would bang no matter what.",It's gonna be electric for Poeltl +That wasn't really their fault though. What team besides maybe golden state that loses their top 2 scorers could beat a 5th seed playoff team?,We lost our 2 top scorers against 7th seed Pacers and won +People blame whatever they are least responsible for.,Or what ever they understand the least (which is usually the furthest from their responsibility too). +How do they note that he drummed for Slasher Flicks but not Ponytail?,Because not much is known about the man didn't ya read? +American trust in news media falls to lowest level in history: Gallup poll,"Gee, I wonder why?" +"When my oldest son was in around the 5th grade, his grades started slipping a little. He was OK with making Cs because it wasn't flunking. I asked him,If you were going to hire someone, and one of them made all Cs and the other one made all As, who would you hire? He doesn't miss a beat. Looks me straight in the eye and says,I'd hire the one with all Cs, the other one could get a job anywhere. I had to walk away so he wouldn't see me laughing.",Didn't he know that the Cs would go on his permanent record? +"But if the climate is warming, how come there is rain? Rain happens when it is cold. ^^do ^^I ^^really ^^need ^^sarcasm ^^tag?",Yes and it's - +"First of all, thank you for your service... But do you think that the US is the only country which allows people to travel internationally?",you mean it isn't? +why would a limo need a helipad?,"so every time it makes a turn, the heli would lift the back end to avoid running on pedestrians or right hooking cyclists" +When dumbasses pay 500 $ for a handjob,Uh excuse me it's $500 +There really is nothing to do about Muslims but kill them. The_Donald is a hate group: Day 77,BUT ISLAM IS NOT A RACE IT'S AN IDEOLOGY +"Uh..airplanes, boats and tunnels exist","Build a sea and air wall, duuuh" +Hitch,"That dude is always slacking, what are you talking about?" +"She's white, obviously.",Lol yeah that's obviously the issue +Wouldn't you like to know ay ay ;),"Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no' more, eh?" +"Years ago, we hardly had anything to eat... Years ago, we hardly had anything to eat. Now I earn more money and I see every opponent as a man that tries to put me back to that poorer period. That man has to be eliminated. Fedor Emelianenko This quote seriously gives me chills any time I imagine being the guy to stand across from the ring with Fedor. Does anyone else have really good quotes from martial artists?",Beauuutiful champ - Edmond Tarverdyan +"I assume that since the Apple stores don't even get the 7 leather cases until Friday (i think), they can't really do anything for you by going in tomorrow. Most likely, they'll tell you to send it by mail or wait until after Friday to come back to the store. But, who knows if they'll even have stock for the cases to give you an exchange, since people that buy the phones might buy out the cases that day too.",Just picked one up tonight in store. +FEC Violation: Eric Trump attends pro-Trump super PAC fundraiser,I'm sure the FEC will actually do something about this. +"Do you not know what 3D Touch is? Because it's either that or you know what it is and don't know what the send button is, which is unbelievable for me",What the hell is the send button? +And the dnc hates him so much they cheated him out of the primary,Noooo it was the Russians +Sandman sorcerers spawn in the complete opposite location of glands (almost complete opposite),Pishh I knew that +This is beautiful. May Allah swt reward them.,Ameen. +Vibe's DISRUPTOR SHOTS,"Zerg clearly the hardest race, now Zerg players have to know how to control every unit in the game." +^ this guy knows about street skating,you forgot your +The slippery slope is even steeper now.,Look at that mean-spirited artist - remember Hitler? +"PSA: DDoS attack on Amazon, Twitter, Netflix, Etsy, Github, and Spotify.",Microsoft is now experiencing this. +What's your favourite new feature of version 4.00 so far?,"white notifications It's so awesome, nobody wants original (black notifications) back..." +What TV series isn't worth finishing?,Stargate Universe +The problem is that no one wants to pay more taxes to pay for emergency services. Or anything. Places that have problems are either poor or very tax averse. The combination leads to a very bad time.,"Hey, they 911 service is terrible, why should we pay more money for terrible service?" +Colts owner Jim Irsay to give millions to YMCA,"Oh, good." +Our local high school just imposed these hairstyle restrictions,Jesus had long ass hair yet I don't see no one complainin' Also technically Cancer Students undergone chemotherapy are not allowed too so buh bye +Can I still deploy if I'm red on dental?,Yep Gon' die +High as a kite,"well, at least he got it going." +"Everyone would do well to remember the revenue collection burden that municipalities have foisted into law enforcement. No one wants to follow your ass around at 2 AM waiting for a fuck up, but if every cop doesn't write at least 300 citations this months the department is in the red.",Yeah those poooor cops +ILLAOI WANT SNU SNU.,The futurama reference is real in this thread +"Jokes aside, what kind of fork do you guys have that fit inside an electrical socket??",This guy asking the important questions. +Implying you need to be a genius to go to college,Coming from the Golden Domer. +"Damn ledge sliding is gone? That's one of the best mechanics in this game, and it also makes sense from a physics standpoint.",you forgot the +"Just on the 3rd thursdays of even-numbered months, otherwise he won't have time to tutor/ play catch with all the other white middle-class kids.","*Half* white, check yer priv'lige ya Jew shitlord!" +"Wtf, platoons allowed in the Mark I? 5 man out of 7, perfect balance! What the hell -_-'",God forbid people play with their friends! +I play on a 32 4k monitor and it looks amazing in 4k with AA off. Don't know anyone who plays on a 70 screen,"Of course... because you don't know anyone that plays on a TV, there couldn't possibly be anyone in the world that plays their console on a TV..." +"The Saudis have already said that if this Bill goes through, they'll use their vast US financial holdings to completely fuck the economy. Exactly how much damage they can really do is probably up for debate, but whichever way you look at it, the damage will be significant. The House is fully aware of this, and you can be pretty sure that they're relying on Obama to veto it... they're just putting the Bill through to garner votes in their home State (Look at me! I tried to do the right thing by 9/11 families!)","Most powerful military in the world... and we're basically slaves to a family of pampered, inbred pieces of shit" +No me dejan elegir a quien yo quiera.,"Pero como no vas a elegir a una mujer, que sos misogino?" +Intel is awesome.,"I put mine on the top front of my case, and not the front...Intel is coming for me now" +"Quit with your 100% track record and preach how safe it is on here to everybody. I think that's what we do, right?",I should've added +Maybe add some high level pickpocketing there? Would be a good alternative to ardy knights. They could be better xp/h but cant be trapped. Good balance in my opinion.,We could make them afkable for before you get caught 3 times and then be forced to go to other house. +My wife was constantly prattling at me about this book and asking me dumb questions trying to figure out my love language. I kept driving to acts of service because all I wanted her to do was her share of the housework.,"Ah, passive-aggressive behavior is always good for a relationship." +"and the country has mainly extricated itself from two disastrous and protracted wars who the fuck are they kidding, we having extricated ourselves from shit.",But if they *say it* it's almost as good as *doing it*. +Harvard study: Political 'dysfunction' crippling U.S. economy,One interest rate increase by the Fed in ten years has nothing to do with it. +"Reddit. The content here is way better and you can have random talks with random people. Well, probably you could do the latter also on Facebook, but not as easy as here.",Don't you think the content would be enhanced by photos of fields with inspirational quotes written overtop? +Problems with adding debit card,"You should give me the 16 digits and CVC code, I'll try it out." +Make MOBAs Great Again,Found the non-American. +"I've done my research, but I still don't know where to study in Germany. Hello! I'll be moving to Germany next summer to study Mechanical Engineering. I'm Argentinean (I don't live in Argentina) and I'm grade 12. I will be leaving for Germany as soon as I finish school. I did a lot of research, been planning this since grade 10, I have a lot of cities in mind but I don't know what's best for me. Like most international students, I'm on a budget. This will be my final thread, and from here on out I will search for anything regarding my studies on the wiki, I just need your help picking the right city. Vielen Dank.",May I ask if you speak proper german? +Can I really file a restraining order against a family member? I never thought about doing that.,"Yes you can, and what's more, you *should*." +"ok then in top15 lets say , so they re telling us that impact is better because he played 4 series well on gnar and shen and thats it ? This is a joke dl has been playing well all split long and he is also one of the main shotcallers in the team",It's because you can't POSSIBLY have more than one player on a non LCK/LPL team. +And was in Katy Perry's music video and solely responsible for the party during Last Friday night. Such a bad influence,Don't let her near Paige +Mothafucka did it to the wrong country,Maybe he was protesting our abuse of the aboriginal people? +Donald Trump's Supporters Aren't Angry -- They're Excited,everybody knows i only stereotype other races and genders when im excited! +"Why is it the second if it doesn't come after anything else? Checkmate, Atheists.",Moron: it's not 'second' as in 2nd--it's 'second' as in 'buy your gun this second.' +Egyptian state media claims 9/11 was carried out by West to justify war on terror,Just a bunch of conspiracy nuts! +Rate my soul Pls rate me for rice...,"Outlook hazy, try again later" +Pressing the door lock twice Is it necessary? I don't like hearing the horn every time I turn on the perimeter alarm. And I never hear anyone else doing it does the alarm turn on if I press it once?,The second press is just for the audible notification. +"Now the alt-right is suspicious that she got better so quickly, she must have something much worse than pneumonia.","Well, I'm sure she still has Parkinson's, brain damage, urinary incontinence, and dementia." +"People who use Incognito Mode on your web browser for reasons other than porn, what are those reasons?","paywall, first 3-5 free type site" +Both achievements unlock when completing the EE we have now.,Damn that's wack +More like a perfect example of why you don't get into an argument with ignorant people. /mansplained,Why thank-you for explaining that to me; my feeble female mind just couldn't have understood it without your help! +"A Poem about MatchMaking... Roses are red, You make me feel dead. I never liked playing you, Now its time for Seppuku.","Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your poem sucks, But hey, Match Making does too" +"Reduced Battery Life and App Performance post 1.7 Hello - I've noticed my battery life has just been plummeting ever since downloading the update. I realize this game has always been battery intensive but it seems to be much worse with the buddy update. Any one else notice this? I've also noticed heavy lag in gym battles as well as reviving/poitioning and transferring pokemon. Any potential fixes? Playing on an iphone 6 with ios 10. Generally connected to very fast wifi and still having the lag issue. Buddy is Grimer (not sure it matters, but I know he has caused phone issues since release) Thanks!",Maybe it's a ploy to get people to buy another battery pack +"I'm another childfree lady, CONGRATULATIONS! It's telling that you received that message in a PM and not here where the person would have been ripped to shreds.",Don't you know we're supposed to be afraid of losing imaginary internet points? +"Hardest question I was asked: you are given n stacks of coins. Each stack has x amount of coins, and each coin has an unknown value. If you could choose k coins, determine the lowest total value you could have in coins. Assume you can only pop from the top of each stack.",Do you not just stick all the coins you have into a heap and go from there? +"You're gonna need to explain, sorry.","the timer for the respawn of the wintertodt is in the top left, it says 2 seconds left to spawn but is already at 98% energy, meaning it has been spawned for a few seconds already." +Couldn't you have taken an extra 15 minutes break the next day?,Don't question the logic of management. +Her nose looks pretty real. No need to be so cynical.,"No, she totally got a nose job and intentionally made it just slightly big." +"-Trump is horrible, he is worse than Clinton. -How? -He has done so much bad stuff. -What stuff? -I don't have time to explain to you, you have a brain and a computer, go figure it out!",I'm not here to educate you shitlord! +I think rainmeter is a waste of resources.,"Yeah, I need that 8gb of ram for chrome." +"As a white person, I take offense to this!","Everyone knows you can't be racist to white people, you cracker piece of slave owning shit." +Breaking News: Logitech Acquires Saitek,"Do you guys think Logitech is going to scrap Saitek's current concept of the SC HOTAS, or will this not mean anything for it?" +Dutton leaves door open to resettle Nauru refugees in NZ,"why don't we just create a constantly moving detention flotilla colony that just floats back and forth between international water territories, if anyone complains just say its the UN's problem...." +What would be the fallout if it was discovered that 9/11 really was carried out by the united states government?,More people would vote for Trump because he's not part of the elitist establishment. +I'm working on a master post of it. Perhaps when the anime ends. But it'll take me a long while to find all those photos lmao,We'll have a time lapse reminiscing memories. +Okay. Sounds fun!,Oh sorry I forgot to add +Bug resistant?? I didn't see that armor do *shit* once throughout that entire movie!,"Bug *resistant,* not proof." +Rangers have the 3rd easiest schedule for the rest of the season with an opponents win percentage of .448,Well seeing as how we can't seem to beat the crappy teams maube we should worry....kinda +"Is it surprising that death knights aren't having fun being so slow, having the worst movement ability in the game, and no increase in any other aspect to compensate? They say they want DKs to be a huge threat if they can close that gap but it's just not there.",Yeah dks suck and have always sucked. +"Tapping into The Demon needs to eat away at Finn Balor... Like when he's the demon he's pretty much unstoppable, but every time he taps into that side of himself he loses some of Finn in the process... Eventually all that would be left is Balor and boom heel turn... At this point I would still only have him use the paint at ppv's and what not, but even while he's out of the paint he should be much more bestial and sadistic.",Wtf is wrestling anime now? +What subreddit has gone to shit?,r/AskReddit +'Hell's court jester': Jimmy Fallon criticised for hosting Donald Trump and ruffling his hair,Jimmy Fallon had to learn that you don't join the basket of deplorables they throw you in with the rest of us. +"Assuming he means arrival date, that just makes the 10 year estimate not work.",Unless the people reproduce on Mars to grow to some meaningful number. +It's just not the same :c and then all the fill in players are named like Jon jones and have 65 ovr. So some rosters are like 8 guys deep.,TIL Jon Jones made the transition from UFC to NBA +Worlds 2016: On-Air Team,"For the first time in 3+ years, I am not excited for Worlds, simply due to a shit caster lineup, great job Rito, glad you made sure to give LS a shot, he really deserves it!" +"I was at Bryce in February also, and also stood on lookout point by myself. Stranger things",Then who was phone? +"I mean, there are Atheist Jews. But being an anti-Israeli Zionist is a paradox.",I'm sure this guy is a huge fan of Atheists too +"If you actually read the article their conclusion was that several factors including the regulations imposed after the 08 crisis, financial tech companies pressuring traditional banks, and the decline of political will for bailouts should another crisis occur have all acted to reduce the size of banks making them less able to absorb hits that come with economic shocks. This is generally what politicians have talked about wanting to do when they talk about reigning in Wall Street, but it's not necessarily the best way to go about regulating the financial industry or reducing risk of failure of financial institutions.",You don't seem to notice the invisible +Stalking? Lol By doing the same thing you Trump supporters do? I commented on your most recent comment. I'm not sure that would qualify as stalking. Do you still think Trump doesn't have overwhelming white supremacy support? Or is that a conspiracy too? You Reality Star supporters sure like to dish it out but get triggered if someone gives you shit. I can't wait to message you on Election night.,Can't wait to see this one on cringeanarchy later +Same goes for our character. How do we know WE'RE not a synth?,We know how to play baseball +"Live with a man 40 years. Share his house, his meals. Speak on every subject. Then tie him up, and hold him over the volcano's edge. And on that day, you will finally meet the man. If you've never had your heart broken then there's a chunk of who you are that you don't know.","Or, you can congratulate the man for living his life the way he wants to, with his wife." +Radiohead - A Moon Shaped Pool ^I'm^being^sarcastic,But the hype has died down considerably! +I'm alive? Whew!... ARGH MY ANKLE!,Thanks for saying what game it is in the title... +"Mew was the original. When they tried to clone mew, they usually got dittos. However, eventually, they got mewtwo. So, mewtwo and ditto are both mew clones.","That's not true, Mewtwo isn't a clone of Mew, I still don't know why everyone think it is, in the games it is said that Mewtwo came from Mew, it is not a clone, it's his breed" +Every UKIP supporter I know already think we lefted the EU. Not started the process or something but straight up not in the EU anymore.,They've always struck me as a group capable of getting their arms around an issue +"Can I use lard to lubricate mx blacks? Yeah, It sounds absurd, but recently I saved an very old keyboard with vintage mx blacks. Now they feel pretty smooth, but I want to push it even further, I want to see just how smooth they can be, for KEYBOARD SCIENCE of course. Now, in my city there are no fancy stores with specificly keyboard lubricant, so I was wondering if I could use some good old lard to lub them, thanks?",Just use lube! +"MELT VALUE....same as all silver coins, rounds, bars etc",Preach brother! +"Death Star for non-SP holders? When Bespin was released, I was able to purchase it on amazon when it dropped for SP holders, even tho I did not have SP. However, that doesn't seem to be the case with this DLC. Anybody know why, or if it'll be available for purchase any time soon? I really don't want to buy SP for $50 because I've already purchased Outer Rim and Bespin, and I'm super jealous of everyone playing right now. Ugh.","SP owners get a 2(might be 1) week exclusive period before others can play, so I assume it will be for sale when that period is up." +"What SFW comment, written on a shirt, would immediately identify you as a redditor?",Repost +You don't even have to do that. You can post them directly from steam,"Well that's booring, people would need to click a link, and they wouldn't get spoiled on the location when going to unturned reddit homepage." ++30 boyfriends,Quite a fantasy you got there.. +That one was so offensive that I down voted you. But that's against reddiquite so i upvoted instead. Congrats on actually making me mad though,It's a shame he has a wrong opinion. +I have a great idea to bring bicycle fatalities to 0 by tomorrow. Stop being idiots and riding ur bikes on the nyc streets. I know it's convenient and your right but IT'S NOT WORTH DYING OVER.,That sounds very practical (I can almost imagine all of NYC's cycling population instantly giving it up with your flawless logic and bold delivery) as well as a great way to make streets safer for cyclists. +"My eyes have ascended... not to 120hz, nor 144hz, but to a glorious 165hz!",Not even 200hz 0/10 +The battery will probably drain to zero long before the water kills the phone.,Should have plugged it into power and then dropped the phone into the water. +"I'm still trying to wrap my head around the idea that a 25 minute drive is absolutely unacceptable, but a 15 minute drive is worth packing up your entire life, paying an extra $1,200 a month, forcing your kids to share a room, and hamstringing your retirement savings AND college savings. What the hell, lady? Do you always operate under the principle of fuck what everyone but me wants?",obviously not because I've been living in an undesirable tract house for 10 years. +"Getting to know your partners I'm in a new triad relationship. This is my first go-round with a multiple partner dynamic and I'm wondering what fun ways you all get to know new partners. Are there quizzes, games, specific topics or fun questions you ask?",I like to introduce them to my friends and watch the dynamic +Have you seen the shit show that America is calling an election? All hope for humanity is gone,In SIVA we trust. +Genuinely gets misused for generally and vice versa. Infuriating.,That generally drives me crazy! +"Maybe his family weren't very nice people? Anyway, it's sad how sports has corrupted education.",his family ran the football department. +Blizzard please give us unranked one hero limit game mode! sometimes i just don't wanna play ranked but i can't stand the shitshow that is quickplay. please give us a mode where we can play somewhat serious games without pressure and leaver penalty.,What you don't think 4x Symmetra is fun? +"An F-22 Raptor pulling so many Gs, the low pressure air over the fuselage gets cold enough for the water to condense. The angle is just right for sunlight to make rainbow colors around the airplane","Or, you know, even crazier deadly chemicals being sprayed on people." +"The best part is that it's retail, so that hour of pay is likely minimum wage.",Have to spend multiple hours of a manager's wage to ensure that one guy doesn't get an extra $10. +Todd Gurley guarantees the Rams will beat the Seahawks on Sunday,"Aw shit, we're fucked now!" +"Do you still use wheels? I don't see any advantage in using wheels, even hovers are that fast or faster. A quick fix would be to make wheels the fastest movement part in the game. I don't see any reason why would someone put wheels on a bot? I would love to hear some opinions from people still using wheels!",what's a whee-ul? +"I know someone that got herpies for free, he was pretty pissed off about it.",This is literally the same thing. +Wouldn't lucky be not being near an atomic explosion?,"Technically, most people survived both explosions, why's HE so special?" +Yeah but I'd rather have a safe car than one that has AC and I'm also in Florida,"I'm in Florida too, you don't need to have a safe car, no annual inspections!" +RIP OP,yep he dead +Pretty despicable.,"Yeah, making a living is such bullshit" +Call the police.,You dropped your +It's funny because a strikingly high number of Catholic Priests and higher-ups have been known to molest and rape young boys.,Dropped your +"That time TV show Desperate Housewives showed a rape, but it was funny because it was a female on man rape.",But men can't get raped by womyn silly +I work in a dildo factory testing dildos and boy do I have some stories - part 69 I waz going to test a nu dildo so I pull down my pantz to stick it in my vajina but then look down and notis I don't have a vaginuh insted ther I have a penis becuz I'm a MAN!!!,"but if u wer man, whoo woz VAGINA?" +"IMO, the horse was trying to defend itself and the girl was being an aggressive, entitled, little brat. If you take the stance that the human and the horse are equals (by pretending that the horse was a human, for example) then you could see that brat-girl had it coming. I'm not saying I'm right, but it is an interesting way to look at this situation.",I'm glad we're able to know so much about a person and validate their injury from a horse from a 15 second video. +"What are we going to complain about once they fix hit reg? They have fixed anti cheat, teamkilling, operator balance, map glitches, and up next is hit registration. What are we going to constantly complain about next?",Pistol sniping +At that age I don't think they have any idea what they are doing or why.,"Right because 16, 17, and 18 year olds have no concept of politics" +Looking at you Blair Witch 2016,"Yeah, The Martian wasn't advertised at all." +Found this old picture of my uncle and it was too perfect not to share. We're not related by blood. Thank God haha.,Being an adult bully is so cool! +"It would be cool if we got crate drops for watching RLCS What if we got crate drops for watching RLCS similar to how CS:GO does with their majors? The purchasing of keys to open crates goes to benefiting rocket league esports. So by having crates drop to viewers, RLCS gets double the benefits, more viewers and more opened crates!",G2 picked up ibp so ibp can't throw for skins +Does this happen to anyone else when standing for more than a few minutes?,"Yup, makes me look like a super vascular weight lifter... Who went all in on hand day ;)" +PC Master Race uses iPhone,"Yes, should be using a windows phone amirite?" +2 keys + Cert Takumi Combo?,"Sorry, already traded the crates" +"Whats up with Fulmer lately? I haven't really watched any games for a few months, usually only watch the first 2 months before I get bored but I remember Fulmer was basically unstoppable and now he's 10-7 with a 3+ ERA. Is his stuff still good? Or was he just on a lucky streak",I think it's just a matter of other teams having more tape of him now and being able to better prepare for his stuff. +Respawn Heavily Hints at Titanfall 2 Attrition Mode Coming Back,Keeping it secret is how you inform people so they can make an educated purchase... +"Duwheel is fought during the second Treasure Hunter Sidequest, and supposedly Massiface is fought during the third Ghost Club quest, but I don't know how to start that. If you've fought Sproink and either Slymamander or SV Snaggerjag, you can go do the second level boss rush at the sports club and fight Massiface that way as well.",I got the second and third ghost hunting quests post game. +"If only rocket league existed when I was little, maybe then my Frisbee wouldn't have gotten absolutely crushed by that SUV along with my joy that day.",You could always buy a new one +Found this baseball in my dad's closet while cleaning. Anyone know the signature?,Yeah that's Babe Ruth +Georgia pastor arrested for raping 10-year-old girl at homeless shelter he founded,But Catholics are so much better than Muslims. +"Best F1 Races of the last 10 years? I'm kinda new, so the only one I know of is the 2011 Canadian GP, and I'm looking for some exciting races to watch this weekend from the last 10 years, hopefully with lots of comebacks, overtaking, crashes, or close fights at the top. Thanks!","Baku 2016, hands down!" +Probably autism blue,coral blue #2 +I don't disagree it's a bad system I'm just stating a fact A vote for Johnson or stein (tangent: who is a Russian puppet) is effectively a vote for trump,McCarthyism... really? +A real adventuring group would have gone outside to neutralize those orcs.,If Stranger Things taught me anything it's that DnD prepares you to fight interdimensional monster things. +"Definitely. Also I don't watch tennis, so that proves JR is better than Roger Federer.",Well Roger hasn't won a slam this year and JR just won a title so you have a point +"Just remember everyone, we only have to put up with Torts for this tournament. Columbus is stuck with him.",He's gonna take them to the next level +Thankfully government is around,"I don't know about everyone else, but personally I won't rest until every nickle is taken from every 5 year old to be reappropriated for cultural marxism and multiculturalism" +"Confirming Big Pharma Fears, Study Suggests Medical Marijuana Laws Decrease Opioid Use. Study comes after reporting revealed fentanyl-maker pouring money into Arizona's anti-legalization effort",Capitalism is gonna capitalism. +"How Many People Are Still Playing? I still play everyday...theres just something that keeps me coming back. Just curious to see if theres still others that cant stop playing, or that are still playing.","They say there's thousands of people playing, bit I haven't run into a single one of them." +An Update on the ToonFest Event,Surprise surprise +Results of the birthday summon,happy birthday you da best +What profession loses all credibility when you add the word home in front of it?,Worker +"Even if you are on the fad train, it is really easy to pick foods with no gluten without asking the wait staff. No flour, no barley, no deep fried foods because of cross contamination.",But how will everyone know I am gluten free? +justin with the sickening 0.4millisecond long rapid-fire poses,You mean Josh? +"Vandalism, and graffiti. 99.99% of graffiti, and vandalism is ugly horeshit done by some dumb, talentless fucker, who thinks they're an artist. If you were a real artist you could get attention to your art on a canvas, or on a piece of paper. But, no, you since suck at art, you have to basically eye-rape people, and force them to look at your crappy art. Get a fucking life, loser. You're just making the world ugly.","Check your privilege man, my art is edgy and expressive and if you think it's ugly horeshit, you just don't understand my struggle to be heard." +"AFAIK no and every set of armour is custom tailored anyway. Having to tailor it to one body or another doesn't matter, you still have to do it. Armour for females isn't very different.","If video games taught me anything, it's that women armor is easier to make because there is basically nothing to it besides a bikini." +"EX... EX-husband. And no, I do not.","thats what I figured, i was being sarcastic, next time ill add" +UGA is like the worst undefeated #16 team I've ever seen,Tennessee? +Fangwild Fawn Ember,0/10 No hands to jack me with +"I don't care what anyone says, fuck experience, fuck seniority, talent trumps everything and it is so fucking scary and impressive how well OSU and Urban Meyer understand this, they just know to put the most talented players out on the field and put them in position to just dominate. Year after year. I thought for maybe a second this offseason, we might have closed the gap, we might have a legit shot and not only beating them, but maybe winning handily. Boy was I wrong, I just don't see how this train ends unless Urban leaves. OSU you have such a scary machine of a football program. That said, fuck you and we'll see you in November.","I have tickets, and I cannot wait :) should be the best one since '06" +"He is very racist, sexist, and islamophobic and honestly misogynistic and sexist too. Also racist.",Trumpet tries to make an ironic post but accidentally makes a factual statement. +"Massive exaggeration of how much delay affects the game. I personally stream jungle with 0 Delay myself and while it can be extremely annoying to be ghosted (specifically in the early game) it doesn't hurt your chances of winning that significantly. I personally have been able to get 5 accounts through diamond into master while streaming JUNGLE while having no delay. The fact of the matter is this, not that many people actually ghost (I get noticeably ghosted about 1-2 times a day in about 10 games), and the players in diamond 2-5 are simply not good enough to use the information to their advantage.",I think OP is talking about streams people actually watch. +I sculpted Daenerys and her dragons!,The dragons have four legs... Sculpture ruined +"How do you decide if it's time for a new gym? I got a membership to this gym a few months ago after having only gone to PF and it's not what I was hoping it would be. Just a couple complaints I have that I'm wondering are legit enough to warrant a switch in gyms: * There's only one squat rack and there's always one person using it and one person waiting or working in with them. Lots of free weights, benches, and machines but as a beginner most programs focus heavily on the squat rack usage. * Parking is sometimes impossible. It's off of a highway and once the lot fills up you literally have nowhere to park so I have no choice * A big reason I signed up for the gym is because the manager showed me the massive stretching room. It's a big wood floored area with tons of bossu (spelling?) balls, mats, and foam rollers. What he didn't tell me is you can only use it when there isn't a womens class going on, which is almost never, so I don't actually get to use it and there's nowhere else to stretch and no mats or foam rollers outside the stretching room. * They segregate women and guys workout rooms. I don't have a problem with this but it means there are 10 times the amount of guys using half the gym so there's not a lot of equipment (like the squat racks) to go around. Was just wondering if any of these complaints are legit or just something I will deal with everywhere","When you stall on your lifts, this will confuse the muscles and make them grow" +"Hold on a second, CNN",Health only matters if you're talking about Trump everyone knows that +"Who knows, it might be 2 person the next three years ;)","Madness, I tell you, absolute madness." +"Gk is a great map I just downloaded all the maps and man go is like mob on so many levels, I don't have ps+ so I'm playing by myself and this map is way to scary. I hate that I haven't got to play the maps like I used to and this is why. Hit the corner big Brutus looking fucker is at my neck. Run away and all the zombies resplendent in my area instead of a train. Shits crazy","It has so many interesting things and content,but something about it makes me not prefer the map :/" +What's a piece of information that blows your mind every time you think about it?,The First Crusade starts within thirty years of the Battle of Hastings +I think it would be a good QoL change if anubis could move while using his ult,pls use a +"Just saying: If you play support, you are under an obligation to keep your teammates alive. Even though Zenyatta is the DPS healer, he still has to heal. I just played 3 games in a row where the support made no effort to keep us alive. They were Mercy, Lucio, and Zenyatta. 3 different people. Pretend that picking support is like signing a document to heal. Just my rant, lost those games pretty bad.","Well judging from the statistics, picking a healer drastically increases your lose rate compared to all DPS teams." +"Lets all take a moment to thank those awesome teammates. You know the one. That teammate who took the time to help you out personally, when you couldnt thank them in the middle of a match because everything was too hectic (emotes aren't enough). Those are the *real* MVP's. And maybe some of us can learn something from this. So I'll start. Thank you, * That Tracer on Volskaya while we were defending, who ran back while we were defending so I could fly to her as Mercy, then Recalled so I could fly to her again. That won us the game. * The Ana who slept Roadhog when he hooked me while I was out in the open. * The Genji who (despite being made fun of earlier in the match for instant-locking Genji) saw our Mercy in a Junkrat trap, dashed in front of her, deflected everything and saved her til she got away, and then died himself. She didn't thank you, and that's why I called her a bitch. * The D.Va who stood behind the enemy Roadhog, shielding me from the ultimate he was using only on me. * The Reinhardt who saw me in a trap when D.Va's mech was about to self destruct, charged in and put his shield up, saving me. You're the bomb. And last but no less important, * The Zarya who got past the choke, turned around and destroyed Symmetra's turrets so we could pass through, then shielded our Zenyatta when Reinhardt charged him into a wall seconds later. If any of these was you, I hope I can return the favor someday.","I appreciate this post, but here's the sad truth: You can't have these features called Helpful teammates In Asia until you're rank 4000." +Gameday Headed to Knoxville Per their Twitter account. Reeeeally don't understand this one. I'm assuming the BTN picking up Wisco-MSU has something to do with this decision.,This will end well. +"ah, the greenhouse style is smart so it starts treating the body like a plant before it is burried",That is the most clever thing I've heard in at least 3 days +I would like to report Admin abuse. I'm not sure which admin but I have been banned a total of 4 times for no reason at all. My first time I was banned I was asleep and I woke up the server was gone I rejoined and after 1h I was banned again I joined on another account with the same name and couple seconds I was banned...,What is your discord username? +"GTA5 Redux creator, Josh Romito apparently stole most of his mods content from a different GTA5 ENB titled VisualV","Well that was a 1, 2 punch if I've ever seen it." +"Is there Evidence of Israeli Involvement in 9/11 There is extensive evidence of intelligence chatter pre-9/11. Even Saddam Hussein was asked about what he knew of a planned terrorist attack in June. There were many zionists in the Bush administration. There are many zionists in Obama's admin. Apart from the dancing Israelis and the proximity of zionists, what evidence is there that Israel of the jews did it? From the dancing Israelis, if there was chatter and it became obvious that the US was killing all attempts to stop the attack, then why wouldn't they be filming it? It seems clear that it wasn't Israel: Israel couldn't call off the interception of planes, wire the buildings, call off the investigation, call off the FBI, issue the visas, etc. If there is an investigation, it will never focus on Israel. Saying it was the jews is a way to be dismissed. It was the neocons. Did they get Israeli assistance? That is why we need an investigation: to see who else was involved. Talking about the jews is not a way to get an investigation. Please present evidence that it was not the neocons, but Israel or please stop allowing people to dismiss an investigation into 9/11 because of your disinfo. I will be using this post to address people who make threads about the jews and 9/11, so downvote all you like. I don't care if this thread itself gets attention: it's a tool to address disinfo.",i like how you turned the focus from israel to 'the jews' +"Hilary and the future. I am reading all this stuff about Hilary and seeing her health fail on the TV. But if she is really that bad, why carry on doing it? She has a daughter her self, and i think she has grand children. Why not just give all this up, and spend time with your family with whatever time you have left? Why is she putting her self through this gruelling schedule?",It's her turn. +Syria conflict: US air strikes 'kill dozens of government troops',Well if the government troops weren't the terrorists... +"Oh my god I can't believe anyone still remembers that game :0 though I've only attempted its sequel, that was a pretty game","You'll be happy to hear then, that Nordic Games (THQ) is currently working on Aquanox - Deep Descent, which is scheduled for late 2017." +So a level 16 that can clear ToA during reset faster than anyone else is not hacking as well then right?,Ya man it's just RNG +LPT: get basic tv channels for under $20 with bunny ears. Picked up cbc and ctv in north van. Very easy to setup. Haven't had tv for a decade. Went to London drugs and pick up an antenna receiver for $17. Took 5 minutes to setup and now I'm watching the olympics! Very happy.,umm hasn't this been common knowledge since the 50's in Canada? +My Xbox one s controller turning pink? Anyone know why or how to clean it?,Didnt your mother tell you not to wish your whites with your reds! +Well if you read the link you'd know that he's currently leading the nation in both TFLs and return yards,No int's though. +doesn't matter world record,priorities +"me too, I think that the dad has dementia or something and likes to play with dolls...",Might be it. +You're a douche kid.,xd +"Ah, the old Israel strat.","pssst, israel doesn't have nukes........" +"I can almost assure you she doesn't know what Fallout is; she thinks games are too nerdy, last I heard. So, you joke, but....",okay I was joking before about killing her but now you should kill her. +"Autumn warmth - burnt orange, copper, and rosegold gradient",These are so elegant! +I saw daylight and actual blue sky in the teaser shots for it.,What is daylight? +India has suffered and continuing to suffer from the sponsored terrorism originating from Pakistan. Hope the world sees this and cuts the funding to Pakistan development which is being rerouted to war against India. Even Afghanistan has realized that Pak is not helping but hurting them too. Pakistan Should be declared as a terror country.,"No, if it's not about Israel it doesn't further the narrative and makes you racist" +Amateurs,This is becoming nuts +There has been anime in front of my face yes.,Well that settles it; you're super gay and trans. +"No, he isn't. Shut the fuck up you drooling dipshit.",TIL white nationalism isn't the same as white supremacy. +What double standard are you sick of?,Don't expect me to hold the door open for you if you want equal pat in the workplace +We may never untangle the motives here,I think it is clear to all that this is the fault of American foreign policy. +I wouldn't mind being Huntress honestly. But any role would do honestly.,How about... Jason Todd? +"Did the math, and Toriko's average number of meals a day for his entire life is about 93 985962/(29*365)~93. Keep in mind that he also spent many days of his life without eating, so the true average is probably higher",I am soo shocked +What if there are people in a car shooting out the windows?,Yeah shooting back would stop them +The Rival 300 & QcK+ CS:GO Hyper Beast Edition are both now available at The Valve Store!,"I actually want that, and I just bought a R300 a few weeks ago, fak" +"If you think logically,World will have all the time the majority of the best players taking part in it regardless of the role or season",XD so true me in real life haha heheXd +"Game of Thrones will win everything, yet again. I kinder miss when Breaking Bad used to destroy them every year. *Sigh*. It's a good show, but by no means is it as detailed or layered as Mr. Robot. The fact that it won a shit ton of Emmys last year for its (arguable) worst season says it all really. It deserves a few this year for Battle of the Bastards but that doesn't mean it has to win EVERY category its nominated for like it has been.","Well, there are no GoT actors nominated in Rami's category, so he has a chance." +"Carson Palmer loses QB competition during practice, has to wear outfit for warmups.",So glad this wasn't a distraction that kept him from playing up to his full potential. +Another 9gag post,This is totally true if you ignore all of the bands that are still making music with guitars/drums/bass. +"according to that online test thing, Jill stein is my ideal candidate. Is this bad?",A vote for Jill Stein is a vote for Trump +"Ha, you think there's enough spots available to actually CHOOSE where I park?",There's always spots available when you are the first to arrive. +"Police Chief: St. Cloud Crossroads Mall Stabber Mentioned Allah, Asked Victim if He Was Muslim",It is going to take a long time to unpack the unclear motives of this troubled individual... +That's going to be expensive to get into !,Keep in mind you can lease equipment this go round. +What's your best 10 hour song?,Electric zoo +"He's dead to me. Not a Redskins fan, but that would be just as bad if he showed up in a Steelers jersey to a Ravens game.",Trade him! +Just obey the law and you have nothing to worry about. Innocent people get arrested and/or convicted all the time. Just look at the dozens of Death Row inmates who have been exonerated in the past few years.,"It's easy, don't resemble murders and you won't go to death row" +Why hasn't 538 updated Utah?,They said they'd add McMullin in the next couple of days. +A pointless endeavour if there ever was one,"Yeah, right, unlike Polish cavalry attacking German tanks with lances, which was totally reasonable." +Still find it surprising that they competely changed the promotional materials of the PPV to center around HHH vs Ambrose.,What was it originally? +It continues to amaze me how much better I am at making calls than paid professionals with decades of experience.,"The diference being that they clearly can see the same camera angles as you, that they have instant replay and slow motion replay at the hand right then and there on the field also helps them at sucking at their job compared to you." +please be a sarcasm. please.,I knew I should've added the +Accidentally turned on camera shake yesterday and felt sick immediately. How do people not notice that...,So this is how I elevate my belemia game +Air Ground Equipment,Did you just assume that person's acronym? +Favored PKA topic? - Strawpoll,If you put paramotoring on there instead of paragliding it would be number 1 +TANK/TRAIN HYBRID Water cooled PC,from first I thought it is some kind of console game because low texture resolution +Raise your hand if you're shocked!,*does not raise hand* I blame the lack of gun control and Islamophobia. +*Biplab maobadi lai call garna parla.*,Sad but this probably is the only solution that will have real fast direct impact. +"I already know that people like you are pigeons, who shit all over the game, no need to remind me. No argument, no substance, only shit.","Jesus poledancing Christ, look in a mirror you cotton-headed ninnymuggins!" +BREAKING: New York governor now says it looks like Manhattan bombing could be act of terrorism with foreign connection.,Fucking Russia.... +I am curious to see how things will evolve in a triathlon olympic format. None of the current possible greatest climber would win a gold medal in the combined.,But the exposure is great for the sport. +Me IRL,"I always knew you were secretly an electric-whip wielding, scantily clad female, with pink and white hair and leggings." +And literally getting into a fight every third play.,he's just a fiery competitor +You mean *yet another country* has its own agenda and interests and won't acquiesce in whatever Brexiter's imagine is their Divine Sovereign Right to favourable trading concession? Astounding.,I'm sure if the British negotiators just negotiate harder foreign countries will make decisions that are against there own political interests. +"I wish they would just make the SIVA headshot effect not have a cooldown, but not apply in PvP.","that would be ideal yes, but that also applies to a lot of stuff in this game, seperation of pve and pvp would make a world of difference" +So this is a thing...,Riverdance...because the Irish were always treated as equals to white and weren't slaves at the same time as black people. +"Yea. Whenever someone says something, I always believe them too. I guess I'm gullible.","Ya, she obviously hit her son on purpose, then pretended to admit that she did something really stupid like not paying attention." +"If your parents are happy with how they are, what the fuck is your problem? Contrary to your belief, not every human needs to have 100 activities a day.",This. +"Yeah and well, main thing is, RAW doesn't need more people. Simple as that.",They just lost swagger they need someone to replace him! +"After court threat, Mich. removed Flint's power to sue","Serious question, what would suing the state you're a part of achieve?" +Thank God they didn't add the rocket shield and they added the dragon shield instead... Could you imagine?!,"Yeah, we don't want the map to get harder than it is" +His elbows are too pointy as well.,that's just how they are in the ghetto! +I feel like you're the same person,How racist! +Can I get an over-under on why this one will be deleted?,"Article deals with IT stuff, not US politics." +In my uber back to the airport i saw all the banners and stuff just tossed in the trash out back. If I wasn't flying I would have picked em up and take em home.,"I live in LV, i would have taken them ; ;" +I dunno. This one's pretty accurate.,"Yeah, only short people bump into furniture" +As opposed to gay cancer?,As opposed to the entire other spectrum of fluid genders and sexualities of cancer you cis shitlord +the solution for EVERYONE is to be on top! my god how do people think capitalism is a good idea?,if you try really hard and have really long bootstraps you can just pull yourself up dummy! +Who do you honestly put above him?,Well there's future HOF Vikings QB Sam Bradford for starters +I should know better but my I'll just use the excuse that I'm German.,How do you heathens represent decimals? +"It has nothing to do with optimization, it has to do with mistakes FD is making.","Because VR is a completely mature technology that people have been working with for years, so know all the ins and outs of..." +At last a plausible explanation.,BUT DONT YOU KNOW CLINTON IS A LIZARD PERSON ANTICHRIST WHOSE DELETION OF EMAILS MAKES HER LITERALLY HITLER STALIN MUSSOLINI AND A GIANT BLACK WIDOW WHO WILL EAT YOUR BABIES THIS IS DIRECT EVIDENCE SHE IS PURE EVIL INCARNATE WHO NEEDS TO BE PURGED WE CANT ALLOW HER TO CONTINUE BECAUSE SHE DELETED SOME EMAILS AND A RANDOM INTERNET PERSON ASKED HOW TO HIDE WHO SENT SOME EMAILS +"It does not matter. We are in no position to investigate or judge the decisions or events that lead to a pregnancy. It's the womans body and if she does not want it, she will have it removed, legal or not. Safe or not.","As long as the baby is in her body, so up to 9 months, right?" +"Why im joining the bandwagon in boycotting the use of turn signals on I-240 I was riding home with a co-worker about a month ago and I noticed that he didn't use his turn signals when switching lanes, finally I asked why don't you use your turn signals? he replied because it's nobody's business where I'm going.","dear god, not another idiot" +"I switched to Conductor to get away from Android Activity/Fragment hell and I have zero regrets. I develop faster, the code is cleaner, there are fewer weird edge cases to account for, *the app runs better*, and on top of all that, the code is cleaner and easier for a beginner to understand.","Yeah but it's ***not standard*** *so junior developers who see Android for the first time won't be able to find outdated tutorials and 28000 questions on Stack Overflow for why the Fragment backstack doesn't work like they expect*, oh the woes" +Is this in AZ by any chance? Looks a lot like the west side of Phoenix. Like the area around Peoria/Glendale.,Las Vegas actually. +"Nooo, Simon Cowell!? He always struck me as a well rounded, selfless individual.",you forgot the +GAHAHAGGHAGAHA I DIED,LOLOL AHAHA OMFG SO DID I LITERALLY ALMOST DIED HAHAH XDXDXD +Why Do Tourists Visit Ancient Ruins Everywhere Except the United States?,We don't have ancient ruins. +"As I always like to say in situations when cops get caught doing this kind of shit on camera -- think how many times they do this when the cameras aren't rolling. All the time? Yeah, all the time. We're only catching them a minuscule fractions of the time that they do stuff like this. Only way to solve issues with cops is abolishing them. Full stop. People who put on the uniform and wear the badge are your enemy. They will ruin your life. And if they're not one of the bad ones they most certainly know about this kind of shit happening, and aren't upset enough about it to cease being a part of such a terrible and oppressive organization.","No, I'm sure they woke up after 5/10/15 years on the force and decided, today's the day I frame an innocent person and that also coincidentally happened to be the day they'd get caught on video doing it." +BREAKING: NYPD Cop Daniel Pantaleo to be Charged in Eric Garner Death (Updated),I wonder if it would take this long for an indictment if a private citizen was caught on tape choking a cop to death? +So I hear the kids are really into emojis these days... I gotchu fam.,I really want to punch the back of that head +had a fart that didnt exist,omg this is so funny lolol im dying +Was that holding?,It was F-ing Holding! +How else will I get attention?,Probably should have put a +It's all just a smear campaign I tell you! What's wrong with a few buddies just hopping across the pond for a little wining and wenching and discussing political issues? *grumble grumble grumble* other people did it too *grumble grumble grumble*,I have R-E-S-P-E-C-T for these municipal leaders who are willing to knee before the mighty lord for the livelihood of the people. +"I don't know what these guys are talking about, because that mini-arc introduces the most powerful upgraded form any anime protagonist has ever experienced.",Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan? +"Yeah, dude called me ga y",Reported. +"LPT Organize your clothes based on what activity you're doing, not by type of clothing... e.g. one drawer for casual wear, one drawer for workout clothes, one drawer or section of the closet for going out clothes, and one for work clothes. This makes your outfit options readily available and saves time when selecting clothing every day, which is usually based on activity.",My world will never be the same +Yup he is setting himself up for a major position with the UN or his legacy in Canadian politics at our expense. We need to help others but not at the expense of our own. People complain about us going into debt as a nation for ourselves but I guess us taxpayers can got in to debt even deeper to make JT look good.,Sounds like something a Nazi would say +It's more like Reddit is a herd. So once a few people missed the pretty obvious joke you have to stop the others for a second and try to convince them to think a little before they down-vote the lowest-score comments just cause everyone else has. It's not the like 2/10 Would not Bang joke terribly obscure or anything.,"Wake up, sheeple!" +You already look stupid for getting that and not knowing he's a hardened criminal desensitized to things like murder and rape. He has a line about doing Meth in his past as well as multiple pcp references. But yeah a sexual assault in the form of giving a girl a pill and fucking her zombie ass is way worse. Weird ass line to draw.,bruh pls tell me this is +"Excellent, more money to others but Canadians. Our economy is doing amazing, so we can spare some money. Its not like we have unemployment, child poverty, and homelessness here in Canada.","Yeah, screw the worst international refugee crisis since the Second World War with more than 65 million people forcibly displaced." +"A receipt would have worked better So I was waiting on this lady today (grocery store), and she had a takeout box from the hot foods bar in her cart. Sometimes people pay for hot food items at the cafe register and sometimes they bring it through the regular line. So when she didn't put it on the belt, I asked if she'd paid for it, and she started telling me how she ate some of it but just couldn't finish it. Great. Awesome. Don't care. Taking your word for it. Then she asked me if I wanted to see it, and I told her no, it was fine. Then she offered again, and I told her no. Then she popped the container open so I could see her half-eaten food and I was just like... okay, your total's $18.22. The honesty is admirable, but Christ...",Of course we always want to see half eaten food in the checkout line +"Retail workers are in a conspiracy against customers Two customers brought up a mini basketball toy, which rung up as $5.99. They insisted that it was supposed to be $1.00. I couldn't be sure, so I asked my manager, who said that items on the top shelf were $5.99 and items on the bottom shelf were $1.00. I relayed this information wrong, and said that the items on the top shelf were $1.00 and the items on the bottom shelf were $5.99. So the customers were like, yeah! We got them from the top shelf. So I asked my manager to repeat the information and I relayed the correct information to them about the pricing, as well as that I had gotten it wrong the first time with my apologies. That was when the customers started saying that they would go over there to check themselves with the manager but then the wife was like, No, the manager is probably right there right now, changing the signs so that when we get over there, we'll look dumb and wrong.",We have special workers who go and change prices on the displays after a customer complains about them +willie P is against the Geneva convention when used for these purposes.,Only when the US or Israel do it. +Can't tell sarcasm on the internet? gtfo,No I can't +Jet Fuel VS Diesel VS Gasoline how they burn,Anyone else lean away from their screen when he lit the gasoline? +"Thank you for the recommendation, I'll take a look at them!","Also, crossfitters are really into them, and well, if they use them in crossfit, it must be the best" +#LouCity needs just 32 people to be at the game on Saturday to break 100k in total attendance for the season,That's not gonna happen +Chinese Model X copy ?,Built in selfie camera sick! +Nope. :(,Oh man...but it looks so good in the pics...Would you care to elaborate? +but raja beta can't put his own clothes into a washer and dryer :D,Oh yeah that is actually a bit sad ay +"TIL: A French mathematician named Abraham de Moivre claimed that he noted that he was sleeping an extra 15 minutes each night and calculated the date of his death as the day when the sleep time reached 24 hours, the date was November 27, 1754. On that exact same day, Moivre was found dead in London.",Self-fulfilling prophecy. +You can do other stuff while crafting you know.,Yeah i like to run to the most populated radtowns while i craft my c4/weapons/ammo. +Am guy who has to bring those back in. Thank you!,Apparently you've been slacking +"If you want a vegan meal, here's an option: Don't go to Innout!",We should petition vegan restaurants to also offer great steaks. +"I did it :) Probably nothing special to most of you but I finally completed vMA. Took me over 100 deaths and a solid day, I'm not the best in the world but learning the mechanics has hopefully improved my gameplay :) so happy with my infused bow! Guess now I have to rerun and try for DW items! Have a nice day :)",Now beat is without dying and you might be half as good Deltia. +I just use the terminal but I thought there was a front-end in the AUR.,There may be but if I remember right I didn't want to mess with it and just used terminal commands as well. +What will change if MLG runs the CWL next year?,Alot it will be rigged +Montreal St-Mary's Hospital er receptionist,And then? +Nice new Community Event. WARD UP!!!,What a unexpected surprise :o +Worlds Community Team Wallpapers,Forgiven with the XD face and Ryu -__- +How the hell did the name Sean get to be pronounced as Shawn,"It was actually original pronounced more like 'sawn', but the Sean Connery fucked everyone up." +METAL GEAR SURVIVE: TGS 2016 GAME PLAY DEMO | KONAMI (PEGI),"*Don't worry kid, your Big Mama is gonna buy you this game...*" +"Unless you're saying you don't have the time, you're playing the wrong games. E.g. Overwatch has no premium features which affect gameplay.",Other than that whole $60 to start... +"the existing providers have not seriously done anything to make this right, or we wouldn't be here in the first place",The free market at its finest. +"thats my problem. you or i don't follow directions, someone gets a package late or doesn't get their computer updated. they don't follow directions, someone may literally die.","Its simple citizen, comply or die." +"So why isn't Soraka a Star Guardian, She is Literally the StarChild",Because jinx desperately needs ANOTHER skin +"the #1 story on CNN is Jolie/Pitt divorce. LMAO you cannot make this shit up nevermind this story. there have been bombings, stabbings, shootouts and a possible homicide by police in tulsa and the divorce of two movie stars is the #1 story on CNN cant make this shit up",Was Brangelina split was orchestrated to deflect attention from Clinton emails? +Co-ed?,"No, men's league." +Billionaire George Soros Earmarks $500 Million For Migrants And Refugees,What a great guy. +I've been to over 90 college football games in over 20 different stadiums. That game at Clemson in 2006 was by far the loudest game I've ever been to. It was unreal.,Guess you ain't never been to no SEC stadium then buddy! +"I'm a 35 yo juggling school, a toddler, and a more than full time job. I've been considering dropping school due to time constraints.",I'm not quite sure juggling school was a sound investment. +"STD streaming workaround for netflix users in the US Apparently Opera now provides free VPN use and allows to you to spoof your country as either Canada, Germany, Singapore, the Netherlands or the US. If you have a chromecast, you can then install the Download Chrome Extension to be able to use the Google Cast extension.","Whatever you try to do now is going to be different in 8 months, so worry about it then." +"They are, but new games also require more powerful systems as well. We see this on PC as well, with some games being released that simply cannot be maxed out with current hardware and maintain acceptable performance at high resolutions.",Arkham knight doesn't count +They should really have a separate line for these kind of people.,They should have to wait in line for each individual sub. +Anyone else get super disappointed when you hatch an eevee out of a 10k egg?,No i only get super disappointed when i get a Snorlax or Lapras +MattNeeley50's Pepes are what keep titans sub alive,Titan's will finally get national attention....for their sub being an underground spreader of supremacist propaganda +proof?,they're just bribing millions of people with aids medication +Tony Blair Says He Trusts Hillary Clinton Completely,clearly a paid shill +If British or Irish there's zero chance tea will be rejected.,"I will also not reject tea, am Canadian" +The Blackbird - The Film Industry's Greatest New Toy,I can't wait until every film is 100% CGI. +"It's for the people who are too dumb to see that Donald Trump is a blatant racist and lies orders of magnitude more than Hillary Clinton, who isn't particularly consistent or honest. It's so obvious, but the reinforcement may help the idiots who are still on about I'm not voting for the lesser of two evils. The people who don't already know this all already aren't exactly keeping on top of the news. It's effective, whether or not it has moved you in particular - or the demographic of reddit - away from Trump.","Yes, a racist president is far worse than a criminal president." +Integration is going splendid I see!,TIL integration means there are zero crazy people in an immigration wave. +"Sorry man, always frustrating to be judged based on something you can't change. As a guy on the shorter end of average height, I remember wishing I was taller when I was younger. As I grew up I realized being short isn't that bad and is often more convenient, particularly when it comes to travel. I'm sure being tall has its pluses also.","Fast cars, door ways, crawling through air ducts to name a few." +This is a new for me.,Charles Manson pays all my bills +"@FulltimeIndieDevs: What was the biggest mistake(s) you did over the last years? Hi, I just want to ask other full time indie developers what they think was their biggest mistake/mistakes during the last years or when they started. Things you would do differently today. Things you've learned a lot. Things that were enlightening. Or depressing.",Created a reddit account. +"Yeah, well, if I try to stream, my computer kinda dies and explodes, so...",How does it explode and not die? +I'm a dude and reading this made me so glad I am. No offense ladies.,"I'll have you know that I am a *strong* feminist, and you just triggered me." +what you do when woke up?,tell everyone on my facebook about how the government is corrupt and that everything the media posts is an utter lie +I support them. I am not real happy right now. But I would vote for them if an election was held tomorrow. Social conservatives scare the hell out of me.,Because social values are more important than selling the province off to private enterprise. +Wait a minute...$200 dollars for Touch controllers? $200 dollars?! I can almost buy a Ps4 for that price!,PS4 is nearly 3 years old and wasn't on the high end as well. +"Does anyone else drive their friends crazy talking about business stuff? I work from home doing content creation, online marketing, product sales etc for the websites that I have developed. As I have been getting more involved with this line of work I have found my friends less and less interested about the stuff I am working on. I just can't seem to stop thinking about it (and talking about it). The rabbit hole goes so deep in terms of how an entrepreneur can make money online and I would love to talk to others who have established online businesses and enjoy discussing the details of what they do and how they do it. Sadly, the people I know offline have zero interest in the internet over and above cat pictures and facebook. This post is to potentially meet like minded people who work online. This year I took a month and went to Vietnam solo (im Canadian) just because I had the availability to do so. Working online is my second career after one lifetime in a technical trade. I wish I knew other people doing similar things to what I do. Do you?",Who has time for friends? +Its new Zealand $,You sure its not the new Apple Macs? +What's your favourite thing about Planet Earth?,The INTERNET +Nothing can hurt you. (Action Comics #0 NEW 52),New 52 Superman is such an asshole. +Just a bit harsh..,Better start training in good time +He has deformed feet,Jaiden smith has deformed feet to +"When thinking about how TH passed, I keep wondering if, after breaking up with RH, she had a short lived affair with someone in LE. Despite everyone in Manitowoc's LE being absolute scum sucking lowest of the low fuckboi twatfuck inbred corrupt pieces of shit, it is still really hard to imagine just sacrificing an innocent woman for the frame job. But if she was a criminal justice major and was maybe close to someone and had a one off with them, that they wanted more out of, then that could be the hidden motive and opportunity we've all been speculating about. Just a thought that keeps crossing my mind.",Exodus 22:28 Do not blaspheme God or curse the ruler of your people. +"The fact they collected 7 pairs of her used underwear.. then began asking Dassey where the panties are..what color are they. if brendan had added a location, and a color..her underwear would have been found","Come on, that is not your part^^ u/7-pairs-of-panties has to tell this." +"1. Broncos ( big gap ) 2. 5A Basketball, Soccer, Football 3. Nuggets","The Avs were really popular when we were good, nowadays... :(" +They defeated SKT twice at MSI. Obviously they're not scared of them like everyone else is. FW is a contender for the title.,You forgot the +die,"Hey man, he messed up but I think youre being a bit harsh." +Court: Black men may flee cops because of profiling,Innocent people always run when approached by police. +It's like 90 terraflops.,Is that as powerful as Xbox Scorpio? +The people you meet living in a small town.,Are those tattoos on his eyebrows as well? +We did it!! Fox News just covered #stonetear's reddit posts asking for help deleting emails!,I can't wait for the 24/7 coverage of this on the regular media! +The nine do not have access to the Peak,Cause the Nine are the Warminds! +Harder than flying a kite.,But the computer does all the work for you! +This is the shit JJ Watt puts up with!,"Yeah but our players flop, so we're the cheats" +You just went full retard.,"No dude, he's right, homophobia was created by the Political Correctness Police in the 90s, there was never any violence against or discrimination of gay people before then." +SEC Uniform Graphics After Week 3,Look at Alabama with their diverse selection of uniforms +"IMO this story is spun real hard. A sandwich is fine, the description is suspect, and hot meals at school usually mean tasteless mush. I think this is much ado about nothing. I've never witnessed kids noticing a difference between regular lunch and poor lunch as many kids would always prefer a sandwich. ANYWAY, she quit her job over it so if you care about her then care about this. I don't really.","Thanks for reminding us that there is no symbolic shaming of kids going on when a perfectly good lunch is tossed to prove a point...or if there is shaming, it's no big deal." +"I don't know what it is, but some players seem to have the misguided idea that recieving heals means you can't die. And if you do die, then it's somehow the fault of the person healing you. I want to say that 90% of deaths in this game are due simply to poor descisionmaking and positioning, and not by someone else's fault.",But Zenyatta has a heal where you can't die and he's the worst healer +i swear im not toxic,Why don't you gank for hashinshin? +"Cairngorms and most of wales are very cut off from city life, very isolated. And foxes are the largest wild predators, yes. You don't need to worry about bears or wolves or even lynx (they're thinking of reintroducing them, but they haven't yet). And foxes aren't going to hurt you. Never underestimate stoats, though, they are nasty little things if you annoy them. What predators do you have in the netherlands?","None, there have been sightings of European Wolves once or twice but I'm originally from Turkey and we've got bears, wolfs, snakes etc." +"Idk man, you can easily get obliterated if someone has better gearscore. If they catch you off guard with a CC and their combo, how are you supposed to play your class properly to get out of that situation?",V +that means you harvested 1 million stone in this wipe alone,That's TWO THOUSAND nodes. +"Unfortunately, it also sounds like putting trade secrets like highly coveted ECU source code out in the open.",There are very good reasons not to publish ECU source code.... Ask Volkswagen-Audi Group! +Let's not let this distract us from that fact that uga beat Nicholls State by three points.,*two points +MRAs want to control whether or not women should be allowed to bring a pregnancy to term. They think it's the only way to avoid paying child support for a kid they don't want.,"Well, other than a condom, but fuck that noise." +LFG gjallahorn quest last mission,Message me GT: BandyChalice +"NFL to Sell Super Bowl Tickets to Fans, Starting at $5,500",Good thing they are keeping it affordable for their fans. +"This ticks me off as a mother. It is embarrassing to have this happen. It was embarrassing to me to be on free lunch growing up as a child especially when I got into Junior High and High School. In elementary it was not that embarrassing other than when all my classmates was getting ice cream because they could buy it while I went with out. Also, most of the time the students that actually paid for their food including those on reduce lunch got marked trays that meant they won a prize if they had that mark. One of my lunch ladies was very nice to me thought and purposely gave me that tray. I remember crying from being so happy to get that tray because for once I felt like I was like everyone else. This was just in elementary and boy was a I glad that we had to punch in a lunch code. In junior high it got worst because all of my friends was able to buy food for special windows where you can get pizza slices from Pizza Hut, foot long hot dogs, and etc. For the first two weeks in my Junior High I was able to as well because my free lunch had not kicked in yet since this was because I switched from a school in Cali to a school in Texas. My dad did not like the that fact because my sister was able to start school when school came back from winter break, but I had to wait a week because my transcript records got lost in the mail and than another two weeks before I could get free lunch which my sister got the first day she was in school. I felt so socially awkward as it was, but for once I felt like I was cool because I did not have that bloody free lunch. Then when my free lunch kicked in my dad stop giving me money and I went back to being one of the poor kids that got free lunch. I still had to punch in a code. In high school, I was not as embarrassed about the fact that I got free lunch because none of my friends that forced themselves onto me did not care and would even bring me back food from places close by school when they left to get their lunch. I felt awkward about accepting it, but they said I had to take it because they owe me for being the one that always listen to them without any judgement and suggesting great ideas to help them. I felt awkward because I was on free lunch and everyone knew it, but did not cared out of my high school. I think it was just from what I went through in Elementary and Junior High that made me feel that way. I also had a code in high school for my lunch. In all my schools if you did not have a bag lunch or money you had a code because you were on reduce or free lunch. I feel like what this school board is doing is totally wrong. It is shaming the students and despite them saying it is not meant to shame them, it is too so they will go home and tell their parents about how the lunch lady took there food because they are at a negative balance to get food. What happened to the saying Do unto others as you would have them do unto you? How would the members of that school board feel if this happened to their children? Oh, wait, that is right. It does not effect there bloody offspring.",They're just trying to break you in for student loans....... +Don king is killing it.,Just the kind of guy I want to represent me. +LF2 for Archon's Forge Perfected SIVA Offering Currently I have three offerings (two are on the floor and one in my inventory) and was looking for people to help me do them or really just the purple one because I simply don't have the DPS required to do it solo. Naturally if more drop we would keep doing them until we all run out or need inventory space. PSN = Admiralvic Any help would be appreciated!,DestreaZ - 345 Hunter 320/340 offerings +Samsung messed up on their new 960 EVO page (6700k on an x99 motherboard),Maybe it's one of those newfangled z270 boards +"Fantastic photos from Trump's rally yesterday at High Point, NC!!",ugh lyk omg Drumpf supporters are #sowhite +Rasmussen poll on Drudge: Trump retakes the lead,Bbbut it's Rasmussen now that it's back for trump it doesn't count. +Hey friends. This is not the intended way to get this achievement and it's going to be fixed. Thanks!,No offense but this is the most retarded type of ach you could add. +This is a big issue in lower ranks. It's not just leaving them alone on points... it's also just leaving them alone (period.) Some of the most one-sided losses I've seen were those where all except the assaulting tank/healer were spread out flanking everywhere except the chokepoint.,"Gold objective time for the healer, every time...why can't my team play the objective at least a little bit?" +Or 10 years experience on a 3 year old software.,I guess they'll have to import the talent. +My Lego SU Minifig (Conceptual Fan Art),0/10 Pearl has no nose +That could still be a Mormon.,How? +wut,wut +Bloodborne is so amazing we need bloodborne 2 !!!,Or it being available to PC players. +Cyka blyat idi nahui.,RASH B FAKIN KNOOP +"thanks, although those 4:3 streams are not that good",it becomes 16:9 if you go fullscreen +PSA to all xbox one players: the 220 point pack on amazon is now fixed to $19.99. RIP 2200 sorry auto correct fucked up. Sad Day :(,Probably overcharging to try and recoup their losses from the price mistake earlier. +Anyway to listen to the NA game today? Specifically via app as I'm not allowed to stream at work,Close your eyes while having the game on your television? +"We can get any collectible, offense or defense right? Like today is offense but we can still get defense collectibles?",Yes you can get both +Looks hideous if you like realism.,"wat, you don't like tanks of gas strapped to your ass next to your firearms?" +"Heading into first debate, Clinton with 6 point lead over Trump: new NBC-WSJ poll",Everyone knows the wall street journal is a liberal rag. +"Oh, you think the solution is full scale war in the future instead of careful planning and preparation today. Yeah, that won't result in WW3 at all.","hey if they're not Christian Americans, who cares amirite?" +"100 years from now, what modern things will people look back on and say, WTF?",Donald Trump +I also found another version of the pit smoke,did you really spend 50minutes on a meme well done +Hillary Clinton has a $10 billion plan to stop the heroin epidemic. Donald Trump has some slogans.,So is this the new Clinton subreddit? +"And yet he doesn't say boo about banning 457 visas! Nor opening a conversation about our immigration rate. Nor discussing the real roots of poverty and how to wipe it out. They fail to discuss the system we live in that has inflated housing prices, depressed wages and squelched opportunity. The Labor party has sold out to neoliberal ideology almost as much as the LNP. They persist with idiocy over budget black holes and getting back to surplus. If they want to be great reformers they need to engage in great reform. No exceptions land taxes. The implementation of most of the Henry Tax Review. Gonski funding. Leading the way with negotiation with the states on ending stamp duty and replacing with land taxes. Implementing anti-money laundering legislation so our housing market isn't a giant cash laundry. Actually doing something about poverty.",Labor at least suggested changes to negative gearing which would have been a good start at reducing appeal of housing as an investment ... didn't help them much at the election. +what is happening I get to the desolate sands in act 2 and I go about 20 steps into the sands and the game freezes. Everytime at the exact same spot,Don't go to that spot +I'd smash the guts out of one of these for smoko every friday if I could.,but then you would have to add _&_sausagerolls to your username +The Most Awkward Way to Ask for Nudes,"Technically... he didn't ask for nudes, and therefore I conclude that he's just a geniunely nice person philosophizing..." +"To me Dude Soup has always just felt like Unpopular Opinion: The Podcast. When they talk about certain things it feels like they talk down to anybody that has a different opinion. I like it more when they just had a Rooster Teeth Podcast kinda deal, rather than then talking down to people who simply voice their opinion",Well obviously you just feel that way because you aren't part of the entertainment industry +"Yeah, I'm pretty comfortable... What makes me uncomfortable is _atheism_ - I'm glad I finally left it behind.","Oh yeah, that evil athiesm." +Lifelong New Yorker - stop and frisk worked. That is all.,You dropped this: +Here's Donald Trump's African American Town Hall in Cleveland Heights,I saw at least 1 black guy in that picture idk what you guys are all upset about +"A little over $1500 for the engine. Ancillary things like coolant, oil, break in additives, etc... probably about $1650 total. If I put my old engine in the crate they will come pick it up and give me $285 back.",With scrap prices being around $30 a ton depending on your location that core return is a good price to get something out of the way that you will end up banging your shin on for the next two years if you don't send it now. +"because it worked, but it could have been better. But as it existed it was certainly much better than fucking removing it entirely.",I see Google is taking advice from Niantic now +I'm pretty sure China recently said that it won't defend North Korea and that they're pretty tired of Kim's shit,"Yeah, China would be totally cool with a US-friendly country on its border and its land access to the Sea of Japan cut off." +on a tow truck in hope,Just throw the spare on and you're fine! +How easy would it be to say that he really wants a police state? Banning a religion or travel to areas. Banning free speech. Banning walking down the street without the opportunity to be randomly stopped and interrogated.,"You know, what we really need to do is instate some kind of law that combats vagrancy....some kind of vagrancy law..." +Beautiful shadows,Real men have fur. +They could have researched the claim before they made it... like journoes are supposed to do,"Or retracted their original statements in light of new facts, instead of doubling down." +"Are you stock or overclocked, am I a nice guy or not?",You're a big fat meanie ;) +The PSnow is horrible in a sense that it is straight DRM.,When did sony and Microsoft ever enforce drm? +"In all honesty I find it hilarious, a lot of people say this to me. Then they proceed to lose 12-3 because they just wanted to relax. Sorry bud, I play to warm up and win not to cater to your relaxing games.",And how dare you scoring on them if they are trying freestyles for their montage? +"Made some Denim, what do you guys think",How long did it take for you to knit some denim fibers? +"But nestle can siphon it all they want, your precious wall can't stop that.",I trust the free markets for guarding my precious bodily fluids. +"Don't even get me started on the Gauss Rifle at higher levels. If you get the Gauss Rifle somewhat early on it annihilates everything in one shot. But at level 80, it takes multiple fully charged shots to the head to kill a **Gunner**. Then you look at the damage the Overseer's Guardian does, which is about half that of the Gauss Rifle, but it fires much faster, doesn't need a whole fucking second to charge up, and has much more common ammo. Therefore the Gauss rifle is absolutely useless. And a .50 Caliber Two Shot Sniper Rifle only does 30 or so more damage than the Overseer's Guardian, but isn't semi-auto, so not only does an Overseer's Guardian with .308 rounds beat out a motherfucking Gauss Rifle, it also beats out a .50 Two Shot Sniper Rifle. But the Overseer's Guardian still needs about a dozen headshots to kill a gunner at level 80. I think Bethesda forgot what game balance is.",I wonder if their are any overhaul mods that change the damage numbers and enemy scaling to make the game more balanced. +"Hopefully. The best case scenario for small-L libertarianism is a four-year Trump presidency. He will reduce the size of government, having run it efficiently like one of his businesses. The People, seeing this, will now be interested in more of the same, aka libertarianism. In other words, four years of Trump will mean *true* libertarians like Austin Peterson and John McAfee will be a shoo-in for the Oval Office come 2020.",Lol you forgot the +"Everyone always forgets Centaur. I think the hero pretty much needs a rework at this point. His passive is pretty much useless, its most effective early game, but that means sacrificing levels in your other abilities, and it's not strong enough to out harass laners passively. One change I think that would be reasonable is to change his double edge to pure damage. Right now I feel like he's just a worse Slardar.",add new innate passive spell % damage scales off str rather than int +"Something about staffs, eye colour, the Origins EE and maps.",So basically nothing new +Creationism Invades Europe,A chi sostiene la teoria della Chiesa che fa il lavaggio del cervello e che frena il progresso: come si spiega allora la diffusione del creazionismo in ambienti principalmente protestanti? +Most annoying craigslist stereotypes I thought this might be a fun subject... So here are some I cannot stand. 1: 2014 Corvette Listed at $1 (Why list your car at one dollar then include the price in the listing. Typically people will search their price range for the specific car they want. I specifically avoid the $1 listings because I assume they are over priced. 2: The Snowflake : I'll come look at it tomorrow! Never shows up,"It has 250k, just getting broken in, mostly highway miles Yeah, I'll take your word for that with no other form of verification" +"TSM has a 37.14% Win Ratio at Worlds. Season 1: 9 Matches (5 Wins, 4 Lost) Season 2: 2 Matches (0 Wins, 2 Lost) Season 3: 8 Matches (2 Wins, 6 Lost) Season 4: 10 Matches (5 Wins, 5 Lost) Season 5: 6 Matches (1 Win, 5 Lost) ------------------------------------------------------------- Overall: 35 Matches (13 Wins, 22 Lost) = 37.14% Win Ratio","Don't worry, they are a top 3 team." +Kazuchika Okada vs. Bad Luck Fale,Right...that made total sense +Did a mural in my bedroom,"Oh hey, it's the art from that Ford advert." +Just me or does this look wrong?,"Nice own goal, idiot." +Onager Dunecrawler,"this is stock, right?" +"Before Obama, many white people were able to completely ignore racism in America. Now, they're being forced to confront it. So I guess in a certain light, there *was* no racism for this white person before Obama; racism was something other people had to think about, not her.","See, that's what happens when you elect a black president, he brings racism to the whites instead of leaving it with just the blacks where it belongs." +"If this did go through, would it be possible for Trump to revoke it and take it back if he became President, or if this goes through is it all over permanently?","No it would be permanent, but trust them it won't change anything." +Trump hints Obama to blame for Charlotte unrest,"I mean, Obama *did* found ISIS, so it isn't surprising." +What's AA?,Anti-Air +"Not a parent, blablabla. Babysitting a young girl, 4-5 years old. She wakes up, stares out into the pitch black garden (no street lights within a few hundred meters. Can't see anything but black outside) and says Baddie man over and over. Cue me shitting myself. I tell her everything's fine and to go back to bed. She's not disturbed by anything, just keeps saying Baddie man. She goes to sleep and my paranoia grows. Every sound has me on edge. Eventually her parents come home and i'm like oh, no, everything's fine and walk home. Next day I see them and tell them about it. Apparently she'd recently watched The Lion King and they had a hedge in their garden that the kid thought looked like Scar - who she called Baddie Man.",She's probably just been listening to a lot of early underground jungle. +Umm... does that mean we have Alyssa to blame for 365?,Phi Phi blaming other people but not her is at it AGAIN +Putin's close friend: Donald Trump will be next U.S. president,*'Putin's close friend'*; Now there is a source demanding of the front page. +"AFL mentioned at the UN, pretty good for a 'non-professional' sport",That awkward moment when someone asks Malcolm the rules... +actually that map is right on point,"Yes, news organizations routinely apologize for being accurate." +"Clinton has a mysterious superpower to get Republicans to go along with her stuff. She manages to charm them and make them think their input is valued, turning it from an us-vs-them deal into a we're-all-at-this-table-together event where a lot of the partisan rhetoric melts away. I think she'll be a lot better at getting bipartisan support for her initiatives, gaining concessions from the Republicans, and working across the aisle without having to step to the right (or at least as far) like Obama did.","Because Republicans love Hillary, they have no problem working with her." +Matz Scratched from Tomorrow's Start due to Soreness,Is there a point in which we can say matz is injury-prone? +Hack Live: Aussie Patriots. Anyone else watching this?,"The tattoo segment with the girl getting a cover-up job.... Gosh, it must be so terrible as a white person to be judged for something you choose to cover part of yourself with." +"Yes, it's not an accurate concept for them in the sense creeps use it either.","Everybody knows that beta males are significantly more stable than alpha males, but you're still better off waiting for the first point-release to iron out most of the bugs." +Or they'll hire 2 people for 30 hours a week each and pay them $21k.,"or just hire illegals, pay 'em cash, and shut up about it." +"Worse, I hold her down... She stops struggling and starts purring. It's consensual, right?! I mean, she sleeps in my bed with me all the time! She loves me!",Well clearly since she's staying then it's her fault if she's in a bad relationship +In Australia its a double male ended cord thats called a suicide because a male plug should always be electrically dead.,"Not this one, it has a USB C classification." +look up Inktober :),"It was sarcasm, didn't think I needed" +"Oi, don't spoil market leh","Ya lor, must be foreigner, coming here to undercut our salaries" +But this is supposed to be frugal,You forgot the +You smart.,Knew i shoulda put +"We don't know exactly how many rapes and sexual assaults have been committed by refugees, asylum seekers, and migrants because the police, politicians and media have been trying to cover it up.","Aha, yes that makes sense" +And you do know reporting does NOTHING.,Under what stone have you been sleeping for the past two weeks man? +Try Out Worlds Crafting!,I don't get the picture they say it changes but they all look like T1 to me +Tbqhwy fam I think we should start bussing in anti-protesters.,That would destroy trumps credibility if aligned with him. +MMMMMmmmm... Fornication...,Love myself a good lasagna +"This seems like a very thoughtful, calm discussion from a qualified observer, and his suggestion is not too much to ask of a presidential candidate.",That's sexist. +Why?,Because Hillary Clinton is a *woman* and being against Hillary Clinton means being against *women* +Mass Immigration costs $43 Billion at best and $296 Billion at worst according to National Academy of Sciences study with no benefit to Native Born workers.,"Yeah, but that's just a rounding error okay so can we chill with the racism." +"Isn't it possible that it's just a product of reddit, in general, skewing heavily to the left? I'm asking this as a sincere question, I never check in over at r/politics, but my experience is that *everything* on reddit trends toward the liberal side.","Shhh don't let other people on reddit hear you, you mean heavily towards the *correct* side." +You do realise that's not actually real?,Get away! +puffy ^0^,"Lovely, tender smile." +Three is no reason to belive he does. Unless you think daily sex is very unlikely I guess,It's so unlikely that a loving couple make themselves feel great for a while every day ofcourse +"All you have to do is pick a random mediocre player on the Giants, say he'll be a postseason hero, and you'll probably end up being right",That Bumgarner seems like he could be the next mediocre postseason hero +"Clouds over El Capitan, Guadalupe Mountains National Park",So cool. +"You're being rude right now, maybe you should grow up? I suppose you already reported me, now move on?",Geez guys get a room. +But... But that's different...,But they're *police*! +I never thought I would get spoiled on documentary...,It's not really a surprise that he comes out at the end so it's not much of a spoiler. +The cores?,Marine corps +Run the Same App Side by Side in Nougat for Some Serious Multitasking,wow I didn't know you could do that +Oculus Founder Palmer Luckey Is Secretly Funding A Pro-Trump Group That Circulates Dirty Memes About Hillary Clinton,"First reason to buy an Oculus then, but still will go with Vive." +Idiocracy is returning to theaters just in time for the live version,Why is this documentary not in the public domain? +Jacoby Brissett gives first ever NFL TD ball to Coach Belichick,Kiss ass +"Weird, I could've sworn I paid for my game :P",_Be thankful you have a game to pay for!_ +SO why is it okay for a black girl to dress like Belle or Cinderella?,Everyone knows you can't steal white people's culture because they have no culture! +Some say Ivory & Molly Holly started the women's revolution,We all know it was Stephanie McMahon +"Sorry, not sorry: Mylan CEO refuses to apologize for EpiPen price hikes",Why would she apologize for getting rich? +"Judges are basically a rubber stamp. I've seen warrants that were obviously, and known to the judge at the time, fraudulent, as well as false, that the judge signed. The problem is judges are compromised by political interests and do not follow the law. More precisely like the Bible the law can be selectively quoted.",I bet you have. +Loser mentality.,Apparently you needed this +Holy shit this game looks similar to air brawl,You finally got competition in the aircraft shooter genre! +Maybe he got that idea from the brother of the shooting victim who said he hates all white people.,Jumping to conclusions here. +I kinda feel the big guy would be carrying the team.,"Nah, really?" +The recent update got rid of the red bar I had at the bottom along with the red haze at the top of my screen. Really improves the blacks.,"I dunno, palmer says the blacks have never had it worse!" +Yes. Lets just kill every criminal. No one in the prisons to cost the taxpayers. Itll be grand! Lets get that philippino president in the states and just start murdering everyone! Retard.,So progressive! +You never seen a lampshade before? They're made of plastic inside. You can even see it in the picture.,"Yes, shame on all those who don't believe in the lampshade megaphone" +Coq has looked really good lately.,"yes but in Fifa 17, Coq is 81 and Xhaka is 84" +Scout rifle and auto Sniper and shot gun Heavy machine and rocket launcher It's what I have upgraded to my highest light so it's what I'm going in with,The whole raid revolves around a maxed out sword... +These are all made of attoms. What is an attom made of.,"*Atoms* are made of protons, neutrons, and electrons." +It's Doyel. He's always like this.,I can't stand reading anything he writes. +mmm steel beams,mmm sour creams +Was there a reset,"There have been several reports of one, I can't check because I'm away from the DS right now." +'Who would lose to a grill in a BO3 anyways?',we all know the answer lul +I Found Kalib Starnes Reddit account everyone!,"Yeah, because people really think Carlos Condit doesn't bring the fight at all and is totally scared of his opponents in the cage" +"Men of reddit, how would you feel about getting an unsolicited boob pic?",Did I ever tell you about the time my mom got a new phone and didn't know how to use it correctly? +But but but my A E S T H E T I C S,i think chainsaw claws are quite the a e s t h e t i c s mind you +What do you refuse to believe exists?,Beliefs +"In a Fiero, you keep your mixtape between the oil pan and the catalytic converter, because it's still safer than the GM design.",BUT MUH THAT WAS ONLY THE FIRST YEAR HUR +Black on Black Violence doesn't exist,Gangs don't exist either people +"Text while driving, crash.",Fucking 9.0.2... +You mean the picture that shows only one side of the gun...? Ever think it could be on the other side...I know you aint stupid but I mean let's not jump to conspiracy already,"I know ain't ain't a word lol, and agreed, no one should jump to a conspiracy or any other conclusions." +Bruised vagina...,Got em +"Bale wants to leave Real Madrid, looking for manchester united move","Wow and the window is not even open, he must really want to come here." +"Good ways to make money in F2P? I've been getting back into runescape after losing my main account years ago. Was trying to gather some decent money before becoming membs again and figured Id have nothing to lose asking for some advice. Like I said, because I just came back I am unaware of the best methods for flipping items and whatnot. I have 250k at this moment and approximately ~350 steel bars. Not sure what I could really flip with that. I have been grinding mining and smithing pretty hard so if someone could point me in the right direction in terms of making money off of that, it would be appreciated. I've been making nothing but steel bars but was curious if cash/hour would be better with mithril. Again, any advice would be really appreciated since a lot of my rs knowledge is gone. Thanks guys!",i heard that getting a membership is a good method. +"Is UFO, Lyudmila",Is this cultural appropriation? +When will I lose my right to vote?,It helps it along faster if you vote for trump. +The Bus Rider Union is one of the silliest things I've ever heard of. I still can't believe they worked hard to defeat the last Metro measure just because it may render the bus obsolete for some.,Because I totally need an organization to represent the times I stand on a bus. +Even Sonny and Cher got back together for the sake of the show...,I'm more a Donny and Marie guy +"Booted up my photoshop to check it. If it is a photoshop, it's certainly a good one, no differences in the background or in quality with other text pieces.",Would you be able to tell if he simply copied that section from another screenshot and pasted it over another one? +Absolutely. I never said otherwise.,Respect my opinion! +When I found out that networks are putting ads during TV shows that take up 1/4th the screen.,No pirates are killing tv not tv. +I'm going to need a source for that...,For research things... and masturbation. +Always use cable ties to lock your center stand forward when tempting fate.,"Those are the 15,000 lbs ones, right?" +Lol as if Sakho would make the bench.,I forgot the +''Rooney has been playing since he was 16. He's never had a season where he's played fewer than 42 games. The bloke's burned himself out.'',Yup and Ronaldo has been taking so many breaks the past decade so that explains why he is awesome still. +Add BatWoman character to films of DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE,"I, the president of DC films will now be adding it to the line up because of your suggestion." +"left side drive, for what purpose?",because right side drive is too mainstream for a hipster like op +#NAME?,#NAME? +Rude. It was the best flavor.,"Blu Raspberry for life, you heathen." +You would have loved titanfall 1 :),"Already ran into someone complaining about the smart pistol in TF2 :D Oh my sweet summer child, you know nothing of the smart pistol woes." +GTA Online summed up in 30 seconds!,I'm surprised there's a jet flying around killing randomly. +I'm curious as to how do they end up in the US? I can understand about Mexicans who cross the border illegally. But how do illegal Indians end up there?,They hide themselves into one of those Maersk shipping containers en-route to US maybe? +"My dream job, geese herding","I'm in, if that's the uniform that must be worn at all times." +"Did you make the model? If no, then who did?",RobGamings did +"25 years after killing first wife, U.S. man allegedly shoots second wife, kills 4 kids","It is the small, but worthy price we must pay for our 2nd Amendment." +this was an indirect Russian ship buff,EXACTLY what they needed! +Tablet based porn watching just sounds sad. Like you're watching it in a hotel room alone or something.,Don't judge me! +"Ironic/Irony. When people use it, the things they are talking about aren't even examples of irony. :| *^It's ^like ^raaaaaain ^on ^your ^wedding ^day.*","Yeah, someone tell that Oedipus guy that being ignorant of your own damn life is not ironic!" +F*ck LFG posts for the raid,"I know right, fuck teams that don't want to take the risk of having to 5 man it because someone is under 365" +"AT&T to buy HBO, CNN, and the rest of Time Warner for more than $80 billion",I'm sure this will only lead to increased functionality across multiple platforms to bring an improved user experience to their current content delivery format +"Yes. I also despise the quick reply from lock screen. It now takes up half my screen and it lights up a dark room like a flash light. I wish there was an option to simplify the quick reply or messages in general. Maybe there is, but haven't found it yet.",Quick Reply also doesn't auto dismiss after sending... it's annoying +"It cannot be ignored that a big reason why they end up in such desperate economic situations is because there is little to no emphasis on important ideals such as family and education. If the fathers stuck around and the families stayed together, the children would receive the familial support they need to ensure they stay in school, receive a good education, and become a contributing member of society. If this were the norm instead of the exception, much of this strife would dissipate. Instead we're left with an endless cycle of broken homes, lack of education, and crime.",Yes it's good old fashioned Christian family values that these folk are lacking +***INCOHERENT SCREAMING***,i don't know which broadcast you were watching but joe buck on foxsports does not scream incoherently unless the cardinals are winning. +"Mayo on sourdough bread, mozzarella, pepper jack, and honey. A perfect, crispy, sweet and salty grilled cheese.",That's a honey melt! +Just jumped in the AMD bandwagon with my 480/8GB Crossfire Rig.,Hey dude where is your SLI bridge +Thank god they finally got Westerkamp a ball!,He's playing? +xe*,"/rolleyes Yes, because anyone who goes to those places is so obviously gender queer etc" +"The problem is public services where there is no competition or accountability, you can't opt out, and nobody ever gets punished for incompetence or failure to perform. A lot of civil servants can be really lethargic. It's frustrating. So I don't think it's a panacea either.","Yeah, I've never been to a private business where the employees don't give a shit about their jobs." +"Alyas Robin Hood update: Shying away from any Arrow comparisons, we have a villain named Wilson Chan. He's wearing an eyepatch.",I do not see any resemblance at all. +They told him to drop the gun 10+ times. That's so much time to surrender.,Maybe his reaction time was slowed down due to smoking the blunt had they told him another 10 times it may have registered with him. +"2-3 projects? I'm being funded for 2, but working on 5-6. I was told i had to work on the extra unpaid projects or basically bridges would be burned. And basically what is happening is I'm working 70 hour weeks and still getting average-bad results. I now have 3 different people. giving me the business and chewing me out every few days. I can't take it. I keep telling people constant 12 hr days and no weekends is killing me and I basically get told to stop bitching. They all want perfect results every week or two","I'm working 5-6 as a PhD student while taking classes, but the good thing is i have no intellectual involvement I'm just told what to do (exactly what to do) over 12 hour work days 6 days a week and my sundays I need to makeup any hours I spent in class in the lab...." +"If Bill Belichick averages 12 wins a season, he will surpass Don Shula as the NFL's all-time winningest coach in nine years.","Yup and the few times the players & organization of the Patriots that have been caught cheating, have NOTHING to with any of his wins... Nope not a single one." +You realise that these countries got by just fine and had freedom before the US came along?,"Yeah, that's what happened before." +"Switching from a 970 to a 390. What should I know? How much better will my performance be? So, I am switching from a Asus Strix 970 to a Sapphire Nitro R9 390 Tri-X OC. I have never used anything AMD really, but I am excited to make the step. Also, since I am upgrading for free, I am thinking of going x-fire. How well does r9 390 crossfire stack up? Last, is there anything I should know about owning an AMD card? Thanks!",You should get a 390 instead +Lower taxes or improve regulation to attract foreign investment = neoliberalism,Trickle down economics definitely works +Calls to outlaw prisoner-guard sex following Bandyup 'immaculate conception',TIL why prison guards are called screws +PogChamp,To bad your blitz was so heavy +What drugs should each presidential candidate take before the debate on Monday in order to appear more likable to voters?,Cyanide would make a certain orange haired bigot much more likable. +"Riot decided to promote Season 1 to a World Championship and they call it that now everywhere like this. And at this Time NA & EU where the only Major Regions, so why not call it a World Championship :)","I think we shouldn't count s2, s3, s4 and s5 as WC because Japan, didn't have an specific server....It is so unfair for them" +They don't. They can always rent.,Because nothing says sustainability like supporting a family of four and spending 60-80% of your income on rent... +"Korea hasn't concluded yet. Afghanistan the US killed the guy it went in for, and Iraq we won but haven't managed to stabilize the country after we removed the government.",But we don't have boots on the ground. +I have a feeling its more that they will leave if she does not give details of the Brexit trade negotiations that they want to hear.,"Precisely, well at least this world isn't ruled by bankers" +A river?,Came here to say this :D +Anyone know how to fix my phone? I think it's shot.,"The genius bar can fix it, they can fix anything." +Calmac's MV Hebrides went ashore in Uist this morning.,That's what you get for running ferries on Sundays. +what's your current trophy count?,"I use it for tourneys only, it doesn't really work on the ladder because it relies on your cards always doing what they are supposed to (Ex: zap kills goblins, ice spirit arrives at the tower)" +"Seven dead from heroin, fentanyl overdoses in one day in Cuyahoga County","See, this is why we need to ban the marijuanas!" +Why is skt still in korea? They will get super jetlagged,NA ping +this chris guy manages to be so consistently annoying and bombastic. it's phenomenal. remove him.,Huk is a fantastic member of the analyst desk +"Bisexuals, heterosexuals, homosexuals... Aren't born that way",Asexuality is the one true sexuality and all else is perversion! +For a second I thought a bunch of Marlins fans came into this sub demanding our side bar be changed. Then I realized we all just changed flairs.,"As a Marlins fan demanding Jose tributes, I find this flair utterly obnoxious." +"Would you still watch the NFL if it wasn't the #1 sport in America? I still have a lot of fun watching hockey even though it is only the 4th most popular sport. I sometimes lie to myself that not having the widespread interest in hockey of other Americans doesn't impact my overall fandom experience but it kinda does. Do you think you would still be interested in football if it was a much much less popular sport? No games on major broadcast networks, gotta pay for expensive sports packages or watch shitty streams. Get bewildered or dirty looks when you ask the bartender to put your team's game on one of the TVs. Have less of a fanbase to connect with and enjoy camraderie. ESPN won't dedicate *any* time during SC to cover your sport. How would you feel if the NFL was way lower in the sports hierarchy in America?",No I wouldn't +They put the ACAB in Macabre Drama,This is sure going to become a civil and respectful discussion soon +Toby Graduation Fox,Missed opportunity cmon op +September-October 2016 Post IGN and Discord username,specificlanguage +"Good point, except biblical scholars think this passage wasn't original but a later addition.","Damn, I'm glad we have the BoM since the Bible is so riddled with scribal additions" +I don't even know who the fuck that is. Go Lavar Edwards,That's the Reading Rainbow guy right? +**ALL ABOARD THE 0-16 HYPE TRAIN MOTHERFUCKERS!!! CHOO-CHOO! WE ABOUT TO LEAVE THE STATION FOR A NUMBER ONE DRAFT PICK! WHICH WE'RE UNDOUBEDLTY GOING TO WASTE ON A QUARTERBACK WHICH SOLVES NONE OF OUR ISSUES!! CHOO-CHOO!**,well apparently Tannehill is the issue so maybe it does +Sanders discourages third-party votes: 'Not the time for a protest vote',I'm sure Sanders supporters would be gladly supporting Clinton-supporters protest-voting had he won the nomination. +Ivey sucks anyway lets not pretend like they matter.,Hey you said you were leaving. +so who else shed a tear when they had to drop Gordon today?,buy low opportunity for Jash Gruden? +"These people deserve to be demonized, we're past the point where I have any pity for them, and nobody should. There is literally no excuse for them to be this ignorant of the world, 0 valid excuses.",I just can't fathom why they don't want to support the Democratic Party +Odell such a whiny baby hahahaha. Norman got in his head.,"Yeah, Norman and his shutdown coverage really is stopping OBJ today" +Remember that kryzsztof szizsnzki Polish experiment guy? Loved him. Ko power with the southpaw stance.,Krzysztof Soszynski :). +"Not really. Android got a lot better at scheduling work since then, and a lot more of the rendering has been moved to the GPU.",But it says always in the title! +They blame bad school lunches on her for some reason...,"Before Michelle came along, American public school lunches were true fine dining." +I'm actually fantasizing on the idea of a chimp martial arts expert that beats everyone on mma competitions,good thing this one only knows karate. +1 downvote = ded.,That's my fetish +This post has to be satire or trolling!,Won't someone *please* think of the drug dealers! +"Why is this getting downvoted? Sure, it was in FUT12, but I made 250k profit. Sorry kids if you don't remember how good SIF Vaz Te was.",Probably because most people don't know who he is. +Game Thread: Colts vs Chargers The battered Colts host the bruised Chargers today as they look to tally thier first W of the 2016 campaign. This could be the first game where the Colts have all their defensive starters on the field at one time. Will the Colts overcome the mistakes and injuries that plagued them the first two games? Will update with Inactives once they are announced.,But I thought Verrett was meant to shut TY down today? +Holy shit Nigri without boobs,You mean Nigri without a push up bra? +Maybe... 9 months or so ago I was open to voting for Trump because he seemed to be against our endless war mongering but now I am not so sure.,Yeah just vote for the person with guaranteed to be on the warpath instead. +I believe in Fitz. With this much time left he can throw a pick 6,lol +"Obviously this is just a joke, I don't mean any offense.",How dare you! +"TIGHTENED WRISTBAND WHAT DO I DO? I just received my wristband in the mail yesterday for weekend 2 and my sister was messing with it and tightened it all the way without knowing that it cannot be loosened. Can anyone please help me out, or give me any information on what I can do in order to remedy this?",Amputate quickly! +Bungie please increase the drop rate of skeleton keys slightly. Fix Vanguard Streak buff too maybe? Is the drop rate 0.01%? Because that's what it feels like. After completing Sepiks Prime for my free skeleton key it literally took 35 heroic strikes before I got my 2nd one to drop. I really feel Bungie should increase the drop rate for these keys. Also is anyone else having issues with legedaries not dropping from the bosses even with Vanguard Streak active? I have still not gotten a boss to drop a legendary no matter how many I do in a row.,"Nah, you're playing more so bungie can tell their masters that the expansion is a success." +Finally a game where we can kill some russians.,forgot +One of the only hunting pics this year that caught my eye. THE TANKCHAIR. A disabled friend uses this beastly invention to continue doing what he loves after becoming nearly fully paralyzed.,killing defenseless animals is SO COOL! +"Jeez, why did you get so many downvotes? It was obviously just a joke",Because FUCK THIS GUY AMIRITE? +"My Top Five Moments from the Stephen Merchant Episode of NML (which could change tomorrow since there are so many good bits) 1. Norm muttering under his breath at least there's that when told his publisher isn't reading a memoir by a lady instead of his own 2. Norm lustily explaining how jerk-off King Adam Eget looked fourteen and had soft, soft hands 3. Norm implying that Merchant equates Muslims with Paedophilia (doubly funny since Merchant is so clearly PC and doesn't want to offend anyone) 4. Norm detailing how Albert Fish knew just how much flesh to remove from a child to keep him alive and then, almost as an afterthought, Norm adds and rape-able (of course the subsequent real jerk line kills always) 5. At the conclusion, Merchant says being with Norm has spared him a visit to his senile uncle. One of the better zings a guest has landed on Norm when Norm is in his dark and unhinged mode","A hilarious moment I haven't seen anyone talk about yet is Norm's I've got a question for ya.... Who is the worse man, Martin Luther King Jr.... or Stalin!" +I have one I might be willing to sell if OP doesn't want to part out. PM me if you're interested.,I'll give you 100$ for it +"Where to go after makers mark? I've been trying to get more into whiskey and have quickly learned to love Maker's Mark with ice. Any recommendations for my next bottle in a similar price range? Also, I've heard that it is actually NOT frowned upon to add ice to whiskey because it really doesn't distort its authentic flavor. Is this widely regarded as true?",Put it in coke +Is there room for instant photography to grow to be more than a novelty in today's culture? Why or why not? Just curious to see what you all think of this uprise of instant photography,Isn't digital instant ? +Nahed Hattar shot dead: Prominent Jordanian writer charged with offensive Facebook post killed,It is horrible that there are places on Earth where people are killed for simply speaking their mind or expressing themselves. +You should just trade us Davidson AND Reinhart than? :D,... +It looks like a summon key from shadows of evil.,"Holy shit, I didn't even realize" +"good point! the good news is, this place still has their Henry McKenna private barrel for $8, and it's excellent.","Ya McKenna is terrible, why bother jeez." +"Reddit meet my kitty Luna, she's a bobtail with 6 toes on each foot. She's perfect!",Dirty mutant +"Four People Shot Dead at Cascade Mall in Burlington, WA - A Gun-Free Zone","Why didn't they just ban guns, like here in Sweden?" +How many Islamist attacks have we seen in the last 1 or 2 weeks? 4? And people keep denying that this has anything to do with Islam?,But they were driven to desperation by the white capitalist patriarchy! +I don't find this funny OMG HES SO TRIGGERED,Read the comments mate! +Someone at Major Retail Chain filed a formal complaint against my friend (she is practically my sister) for excessively sitting down all the time She is wheelchair bound...,"She better unbind herself, sitting isn't professional" +Duterte Unnerves Investors as Philippine Peso Slides to 2009 Low,Yellow! +Bug,Yeah sure I'll just install a random binary package on my machine and run it +One small benefit of working in the produce section in a supermarket is the easy access to the finest discounted produce. All this for $3!,"Im assuming, *banana everything line*." +Literally all messianic religions do this,Yet that street preacher got mad when I told him I took Harry Potter as seriously as the bible... +We have Waleed Aly.,He only supports Houli +That game was epic,Epicly hard not to crash. +Can someone tell the internet to make a Zombie Dinosaurs movie? I think it'll be awesome.,Dresden Files did it first. +I hate females,"Yes, because guys never do this." +Fears for Mexico's economy grow as the peso nears the 20 to the dollar mark,"Uh oh, sounds like that exchange rate is just going to make that wall much more expensive!" +The 'New Normal' American Dream,When jobs are hard to come by... you need to import more job-seeking immigrants +So... so we're just going to gloss over the fact that this is a weird-ass math book? And do the math about murder and suicide anyways? Kay.,The nice thing about mathematics is that you can solve difficult problems without getting too emotional about it. +I feel like Corey gets shit on way too much. Goat gate was blown up to be way bigger than it was honestly and people have held a grudge on him all season for it. The dude seemed nice as hell most of the time,Yeah especially when he was calling people fags. +"Well, there are actually some male fighters who have said similar things. Fedor is one who comes to mind.",That doesn't sound right... Pretty sure Fedor is perfect in every way +"I can't do this by feel, but have learned to count my drinks and also the number I can take without feeling shitty the next day. This is a lot easier if you stick with one kind and stay away from the strong stuff. Like I'll drink a couple of beers, but never participate in shots.",Pussy +Eh some of it makes sense. Whenever I was over there it seemed like all anyone ever did there at work was smoke drink coffee and look at porn.,TIL I am Japanese. +"Fraud alert! Dead people are apparently voting in Colorado. Centipedes, we have to be smart and we have to be vigilant.",Wow I did not see this coming. +"Is Mason Cox the next Jim Stynes? I draw comparison between Mason Cox and Jim Stynes. When Stynes first played for Melbourne in the 1980's, his own teammates were quick to let him know he wasn't wanted; a gimmick rather than a true footballer. Gary Lyon once said that he was angry an Irishman with no background in the AFL was playing in the major league. Jim Stynes himself said he felt unsure his first years in Australia and battled criticism from fans and media alike. His first few years in the game were woeful. However, it was Jim Stynes character that would ultimately lead to his success to becoming a Brownlow medalist. That same character that had people admire him outside of football post career. Every interview or opinion piece I can find on Mason Cox is that he is a dedicated, hard working and committed person with those same attributes that Stynes possesses. The difference is, Cox has had a better start to his playing career than Stynes did. He is also loved by the fans at Collingwood, and outside of the club alike.",Soon as mason costs them a grand final berth than he will be steppin in those shoes +"What language is Zeon in? All the Zeonic names, like Zabi and Zaku, what language are they based on?","Japanese, like all of the gundams" +The Struggle is Real,Most of he time with these gifs the girls are clearly struggling in purpose but I think this one was giving it all she got +Any chance Matthew and Nicole combine?,All of the above +"This is correct. The media, the left, and anti-Trump folks cried wolf a long time ago. No one cares about their ramblings at this point.","but but, r/Enoughtrumpspam has told me donald will shoot nukes off and abolish civil rights and cause the world to explode...They told me a third party vote is a vote for trump and I am part of the problem!" +Monumouth: HRC +4,Looking forward to Nate Silver somehow spinning this as a huge sign that Trump is gonna win. +"Stein, the Green Party nominee","my bad, forgot the" +"I had the privilege meeting a Buzzfeed journalist a few months ago at a private event. She was the most negative person I've met this year. I tried to be nice to her and engage with her and introduce her to people, she was so damn negative and off-putting that people avoided her. Predictably, her news article alleged that people avoided her because of her race, not because she ranted about how we're all going to die. The fact that she kinda-sorta informs a generation scares me.",You need to check your Buzzfeed journalist meeting privelige! +Contrast songs Hey guys! Would you recommend me some songs created in Panic style? I mean melody and drop being completely different (after melody you except sth way different than you get). E.g. beautiful melody and hard drop. I find them so enjoyable!,Skrillex - Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites +That's the flag BB captains get if they camp in the back and snipe from 19km. AKA pussy flag.,"Not true, I just HE spammed in my Cleveland and hid behind islands and cause people to rage at me" +"Oh you mean like Tulsa, where the cop is being charged with Manslaughter? ...but racism or something!",I think we all know that was murder +"Three Reasons I think the OP Change Is Good for Paragon In case you haven't seen it, in V.32, the Orb Prime buff is now instantly granted to the team that kills the Prime Guardian. This means no more defensive dunks, no more carrying the orb and running for your life from the enemy team. I understand why people might be skeptical, but here are three reasons I think it's a good change. **1. Shorter matches for everyone** With defensive dunking removed, inhibitors are now priceless and losing one will likely be the writing on the wall for the losing team. That means winning your lane is more decisive over the course of a match. We have all been in those games where the two teams are so evenly matched they restore inhibitors several times only to extend the game for more than an hour. That mechanic is now gone. **2. Orb Prime is a risky play due to the Travel Mode speed reduction** In the past when a team wanted OP they would push their minion waves a little bit and then run over to the OP to take it down. When you were in danger of losing a tower it was no problem to rotate one or two players over to defend. Travel mode was reduced by 150 movement speed, which means an undefended lane will be undefended for much longer than before. If you abandon your lanes you risk losing towers, no way around it. This means teams will have to be more intentional about who stays to defend and who goes to attack prime. It is actually *more* in favor of tactical teams. **3. Stealing OP is much more viable** Now if you snipe OP from the shadow pool your whole team gets the buff no matter where they are. Even if you get the last hit and you are Steel, Murdock, Gideon womboed to death, your work is done and your team are on their way to at least one objective kill. I would argue that this creates *more* counterplay than when you had to chase the orb carrier through the jungle. Especially since if he had a head start there was nothing you could do. **Please discuss.** I love this game like the rest of you and we know nothing is set in stone. We will see how it plays out, but I'm very interested to know your thoughts. As always glhf.",If I wanted to play a generic MOBA I would play LoL or Smite instead. +I'm hoping for the yanks to go full yank and have a coup.,"Yeah, let's overthrow a democratically elected leader!" +Warner Bros. CEO Says Ben Affleck's Batman Film is '18 Months Out',I hope they give him a bigger gun this time! +How has Howard never heard of an Arnold Palmer?,"You would think with Howard's ability to hit the ball over 300 yards, he would have gotten a few comparisons to Arnold Palmer." +"think marvin lewis is done, after this year.. we need to go get a guy like sean payton..",Yes this will definitely improve our D +How about his friend gets a job and buys something himself? Or why not this guy buy it for him instead of getting others to do it?,The guy doesnt have that good a job and cant be using his little money on a computer? +"Not sure if coincidence, but the black-with-neon green color pallet of Thorn matches with the classic Xbox primary color pallet. Perhaps that's why Bungie made it such a hated weapon.",These are the only paces I've ever seen a popular black and green combanation! +His weird reverence of dictators is pretty disturbing.,"What, you don't see why he finds unquestionable authority appealing?" +SCORE!!! Found this in the back of a storeroom...,I don't get it.. what's the old General-type guy to the right of Tennessee? +Mine's gotten worse since I updated to iPhone 7. I'm not sure if it's the PoGo update or the phone update. It also seems like I drift more when PoGo+ is tethered.,It has to be the headphone jack! +At least he doesn't have pneumonia!,Oooh burn! +US section at my local supermarket in the UK,This an incomplete American section.... no Honey Buns or Pecan Rolls +This BJP Minister is responsible for Sharia-compliant Islamic banking in India,"Its pretty obvious that the wily Brahmin Janata Party wants to promote it so that Muslims won't earn any interest, which the banias will steal." +ZE RUSSHINS R CUMMING,"Hey, when is Putin sending my paycheck." +How many times did Hilary blink during the debate?,About 3 +"Protests were a factor? What about us losing our RB, our QB, one of our offensive lineman, etc.? Was that not a factor?","No, the protestors sacked Fig eight times." +The Alameda has been fully gentrified. There is a Whole Foods right next door to his hotel.,God help us all. +Donald Trump absolutely did say global warming is a Chinese hoax,He gotta stop dropping that +YOU LITERALLY SAID THAT CLIMATE CHANGE IS A HOAX.,"Nah, he deleted that tweet so he never said that" +"You have lived beyond your usefulness, your only purpose now... is to suffer.",Ew BDSM much +"I consider acts of extreme violence on innocent civilians motivated by ideological/political views to be terrorism. May turn out he was just a nut job who happened to love Nazi stuff, but had no political motives. I'm just interested to see how this will play out.",Yeah maybe he was a historical reenactor who got mad about being on the losing side. +"Do you not know where the money to build roads, pay for schools, and fund the military comes from?","The free market, clearly" +"False, it has been replaced with the upgrade. This both effectively and actually increases the limit on the amount of data in each block.","I haven't checked the code, but wouldn't the limit have to remain, so old nodes that cant understand the segwit stuff, still see max 1 MB blocks so there wouldn't be a chain fork?" +Yeah it does this after Monday night most weeks. I noticed it after week 1 too.,Well that's not nerve wrecking at all +"Please separate party and solo queue when you solo queue and at the end, you know the others 4 are party and the worst things is you play support","lol When you play as 4 stack cause you can't find a 5th player and that random teammate instalocks mid or carry... Yeeeee, that's way better." +The debate moderators should be able to mute the mics of both candidates in order to move on to the next subject instead of trying to talk over them.,Only two candidates huh +"Remember, no headshots.",probably neckshot +People being semantic on the Internet.,The best kind of correct +"We have to remember this is a political debate. There are things you just don't say, even if there is truth to it. You don't act like it isn't a big deal you made a fortune on their loss. You Don't brag about the fact you didn't pay taxes while they did. You can't be asking people to vote for you while you've been profiting on their loss. It's just a bad political message.",But maybe we can all be as smart as him one day! +I love how people are always pulling the candy's gonna be laced with illicit drugs card. Who the fuck is gonna pay for dick tons of weed that they aren't going to use?,But it'll get 'em all HOOKED! +Bonus triggered at the bottom because of course there is. How is this even funny? Where's the humor in this?,You see it's funny because not assuming stranger's genders is a ridiculous concept and who gives a fuck about mentally ill people suffering right +"No, I said OP so someone that could go well with palpatine would be nice.","Yeah, because he wasn't powerful enough on his own." +I'm pretty sure they both exist.,Says the guy who isn't married. +"Reddit, please create a way for us to replace the link for certain domains, like YouTube's, if we overwhelmingly agree (via some vote) that the content is in fact not the original owner of IP, and replace it to what the voters instead propose.",No adminz plz only do things that can monetize reddit better its what the people on the site really want +Why does the MSM accurately quote Donald and then make him answer for the rediculous things he says? That's so biased and leftist.,Fuck reality and it's liberal bias. +Its more of a display of luck,You sound like a casual +Like double-tap isn't an obvious war crime...if we were at war.,The US can't commit war crimes +Trump won the debate says voters. MSM continues to say Clinton did.,She was literally 50 points ahead during the debate. +Milo Yiannopoulos has event in Maryland cancelled over high security fees,Lest we forget the DePaul debacle +Because I can lug 100 iron daggers to store in my room at the College (200 lbs) versus only 20 Dwarven bows (200 lbs.) Dwarven bows are certainly better for leveling smithing but I was talking about leveling enchanting and you certainly get more enchanting xp making 100 turn undead iron daggers than you do 20 turn undead Dwarven bows.,"Why daggers when you can make hundreds of silver rings that weigh nothing, and when you enchant with sneak are worth a lot more?" +"People who dont play roadhog like to pretend the broken hook never fucks roadhog himself over. In truth it probably fucks him over more than it does his enemies. But they dont ever remember those times they escaped certain death because of a fucked up hook, only the times where the hook touched the edge of their hitbox with hog himself just out of view. /bias","B-but muh working as intended and just aim after you hook, noob" +That's why we usually like to elect people who actually have experience being in government. Lack of experience is usually a bad thing.,"BUT WE HAVE TO WATCH OUT, IT COULD BE BAD EXPERIENCE" +"Visual Appeal: Most Beautiful MMOs - Go vote, GW2 only has 265 votes!","Online polls are meaningful, you guys." +Poll: 89% Of Debate Viewers Tuning In Solely To See Whether Roof Collapses,"Be careful now, wouldn't want another Trump lawsuit!" +Trump interrupted Clinton 25 times in the first 26 minutes of the debate,No shit dumbass that's how you win debates. +We're in a drought!,"Asshole using the tap water, I haven't had a drink of water since the drought" +Except for CNN's poll. Must mean he's losing!,Of course you can't find a media network more credible than CNN right +Just a heads up: You CAN find SHINY pokemon in the demo!!,"Really, have you done it?" +"Cool, thanks for the suggestion.",I have doubts that you love musicals...and haven't heard of Hamilton. +"No, you're the best person on this sub!",No I'm the best person on the sub +Didn't start for an entire season when being sucky.,Ya 28 picks in route to a 3-13 record isn't shitty +developer has lied to us thank you maker of iclassic and to everyone who was looking forward to installing this amazing tweak that we will no longer have,His having trouble with Entitlements.xml +Sam Allardyce loses job as England manager after Telegraph investigation,So Allardyce's England has: * The highest win rate (100%) * Won all their WC Quali round matches * Used the same 23 player squad throughout * Averages a goal per game * Never lost a penalty shoor out *And they fire him...* +"Reddit told me that she controls the media, the DNC, Obama, the FBI, the Justice Gepartment, the State Department, Google, Facebook, Twitter, Amazon, Reddit itself, Wikipedia, the UN, and um. .. yeah everything.","Funny, she doesn't have that Jewish look." +"Gotcha, past gen IV i'm pretty useless tbh. All these fuckin pokemon. I remember when I thought there was only like the original 151 (?) pokemon",I'm a PoGo player and i'm pretty sure it's 145 +In what ways are you the same as your childhood self?,I still like eight year old girls +Strangling her with a bag isn't going to fix her face,No but it'd definitely make non-compliance a moot issue. +We better prepare for Rider Arturia,I'd empty my wallet for Zero Saber on her motorcycle as a Rider. +"Shit. I've only seen one centipede so far, but I see roaches all the time, especially on the street in Shinjuku outside of the east exit.","I live in Ueno and have never seen a roach, are they uncommon or am I just blissfuly unaware of there presence?" +I'm pretty sure he knows what sex his SO would be/ could watch who is SO was on tape with,dont you know that sex is a social construct +"Paper boys at 2 A.M. about to start their morning rounds. February 12, 1908",Ah the good ol' days before job-killing regulations. +Roman Abramovich to fund squad overhaul at Chelsea,Because that will lead to immediate success... +"Yeah, I'm curious if these idiots would assume the same thing if it was a drunk woman. Drunk dude was just playing around with a kid, from his point of view.",I'd be creeped out by either drunken sex. +These laggy spawns happen too often and it's becoming a problem,Console spawn distance +But you kept the o.,Because it's not cool to have every vowel gone duh. +"In what way? He missed a 61 yarder in his first NFL game, when we had plenty of other glaring mistakes. He had one blocked in his second game because his line decided not to block. He was lights out in week 3.",because it's 100% always the kicker's fault all the time whenever a field goal doesn't go through the big yellow thingys +What should everyone stop worrying about?,Climate change since its a hoax by the chinese +Who are you,Clearly a gummy bear since he's u/EdibleFriend +Spunj steals Machine shoutout,SELLOUT +It's for Puskas not Ballon D'Or,Why not both? +U want enemy grenades to give u a buff? Lol,It's only fair +"It's things like these that make me say, Fuck the police!",I remember that phrase from an NWA song I think... not sure though... +SRS back to writing straw-essay's.,"New account named SrShitlord... oh yeah, this is definitely real and not made up for the purposes of circlejerking at all." +How many people were alive then?,"There weren't any, that's why there wasn't any government intervention" +"Well, McCabes seems to be doing fine and it's less than a block away. They've been dealing with construction for years (Beer Store even before LRT construction).",b-b-but that dosnt count! +The fucked up part is that the media refuses to go after politicians for making terrible laws that allow these practices. It's almost as if the media have no grasp of economic policy.,Yeah fuck those politicians for not mandating every drug cost 50 cents a pill +"Some religions are really bad with that. However, others, like the Native American religions, kept themselves.",Because the Natives never attempted genocide against other tribes at all! +MSU's Mark Dantonio's name now being thrown around in the LSU HC turd tornado,Flashback to the time we hired Jon L Smith from Mich State...That went well +"Yep, but that change needs to be a hard fork.",That would make bitcoin a alt coin. +"How much paid parental leave should be mandatory in D.C.? 16 weeks proposed in Council, business groups say how about 8?",Donald Trump proposes 15 minutes and it counts as your bathroom break +"Yesterday after having Malf on the winning team for the first 4 games, I asked someone to ban Malf because he is strong now. 2 people immediately jumped on me. Meh, they scoffed. He's not that good, they assured me. Ban phase passes. Other team picks Malf. We lose. Fin.",Why ban malf when you can Ban KT ? +"Getting others addicted: Fanserviceless/tropeless anime to act as a gateway drug I'm a huge anime fan and I want to share this glorious hobby with some of my friends. My issue is that some of these friends have distaste for the tropes and fan service that are so common within the medium. They admit that they like the premise, the animation, even the story, it's just the fanservice and tropes and to an extent the unrealistic plot can put them off. I want to show them that although a lot of anime does have these trends; it does not reflect on anime as a whole. Something along the lines of Psychopass is an example that I can think of. Looking forward to hearing more suggestions! Let's get my friends hooked! Side-note: I neither like nor dislike fanservice or tropes in anime; I just accept them as part of the medium I watch. :)",Your friends would really like the Monogatari series then. +That's awesome to hear. What do you mean by siloed?,I guess I should have used the word Hierarchical. +Trump Campaign Denies He's Sick After Chicago Speech Fuels Further Questions About His Health,I heard he has 8th stage super-multiple-parkinsons-sclerosis +"Never say you'll never do something cause shit happens. That being said, I'm pretty sure incest is off the table",If the finest piece of ass in the world came out of your cock why can't you stick the cock in the ass you created with the woman you love its better than a fleshlight +instant as in having your funds locked up,And nobody has PayPal balances either +How do you rate Larcei on a scale of 131-140?,Not Ayra/10 +"Abraham Lincoln, Lyndon Johnson, Hillary Clinton. WTF.",Let's hold off judgment on the Clinton presidency until it's been a couple of decades since she left office. +"I know, but I am unwilling to get into a debate with them. I mean, can we really have constructive debate with people who tend to confuse shooting ranges and elementary schools? XD","Oh I forgot , all Americans are mass murderers." +"I used a mod a bit back that had a door to the prewar sequence, and I was able to wander around outside sanctuary with that (of course that was long after the nuke went off). The ground outside Sanctuary showed up, but it was full of random pits, and not much else. Unfortunately, I didn't wander too far because I got stuck in a pit and couldn't get out, but I did get out past where Red Rocket is in the main map, and it looked like the landscape actually stretched out like on the normal map -- just no features other than the ground itself.","Yeah probably the mod renders all the landscape properly and that's why it doesn't disappears, but I have only tried with console commands and at the beginning of the game" +REVERSE PROMPT! The Smash Ball,Why Melee is not a good fighting game and will never be accepted in the FGC. +"LMAO! Everyone is jealous because he's a hair model, omg dude really? That's the lie you go with??!","Well, I was a Kmart model and everyone HATED me at school." +"Afghanistan: suspected US drone strike kills at least 18, including civilians","Yeah, let's declare Pakistan a terrorist state." +Who wants to participate in humorously nonsensical conversation while keeping it clever and witty?,no pressure though +Or when Paul Walker straight up punched the targa off his Supra while driving? These guys really must've been furious.,"Hey, he could've very easily undone the 5 bolts with the Allen key in those seconds he had going 80+ mph!" +Its clear to me now. Trump is a predator. He seeks out smaller businesses and has them do the work and then stiffs them knowing they don't have the resources to fight it. Scum.,If that were TRUE... wouldn't the FREE MARKET have fixed it by now? +Killer clown sightings,Guns - always the best solution. +"Money has a larger influence than we think in MotoGP. I don't want to say that they effectively cheat, or exactly how, maybe they are just creating the right conditions. I don't wanna go full conspiratard here, but some things are just too much of a coincidence. For example, Hayden's title. The US had no titles since Kenny Roberts Jr, no home GP, and a single GP rider that wasn't doing so well. They add the USGP in 2005, and that very first year Hayden wins his first race ever .... his home race. Next year he wins the title, and then he never wins a race again. Odd, right?",Rossi's fall in in Valencia 2006 was an inside job. +Columbia Road Safeway has got to be the worst supermarket in America,"Yeah, it's baffling that supermarket lines would be long after work when bad weather is predicted overnight." +Donald Trump Continues to Body Shame the Former Miss Universe He Called 'Miss Piggy': 'The Worst. The Absolute Worst',"Oh I'm sorry, would care to explain supermodel beauty pageant winner would be called miss housekeeper by her employer if race doesn't factor in?" +Nice shirt,Yeah our uniforms are fresh +Uncle Dane is a time travelling wizard confirmed.,uncle dane is a very meta engi main +I want you to say that again when you get spammed with messages on all your social media and your email everyday. To the point where you have to ask your co-workers to email you again because they had to clear everything cause of the spam.,Don't forget the malware and doxing +Its clear to me now. Trump is a predator. He seeks out smaller businesses and has them do the work and then stiffs them knowing they don't have the resources to fight it. Scum.,No that makes him smart! +ASS!,Shut up James. +male and female,GENDER IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT +"Much like the Trump supporters that punch people at his rallies, inside the venues, and are not removed.",But they were saying mean things about Trump so they deserved it! +"It's the stupidest part of the MMO playerbase, the one that talks like they are hardcore raiders but can barely even set foot in Normal. They are the first to complain about how there's nothing to do in the expansion because people FAR better and FAR more dedicated than they'll ever be finished content too quickly, and the last to actually finish it.","Skater beat Ocarina of Time in 17 minutes, the game has no content and is absolute garbage" +"Sidewinder taxi is just as good for THAT. The problem is: moving large numbers of ships, especially over large distances this way, is tedious as hell.",Tedium is a critical part of the game because it's how you balance things. +"A while ago, I was at McDonald's with my brother. We ordered our food, paid, and as I went to go stand in the area where you wait for your food, he started walking towards the door. I stopped him, and he totally played it off - just a deadpan, what, you don't order food then immediately leave before getting it? I know this thread is months old but I had to tell this story.","I frequently comment on things that are months old, so long as it's not archived, I still participate" +"First Zinger, basically: They're spending money renovating foreign airports over domestic ones because Trump hasn't been paying taxes. - Clinton So much idiocy. If he paid more taxes, they'd spend them intelligently? They're squandering tax money to spite him?","Really, if Mr Trump had paid more taxes, Barry would not have had to borrow so much from China to squander it on Solyndra." +That's what the debates are expected to be. Have you gone to her website and read all the policy positions she's posted there?,That doesn't count; won't vote for her until she personally turns up to my home and tells me exactly what I want to hear. +"Ah cannibalism and rape. Good times, good times.",But it was female initiating the sex so it can't be a rape +"This is just kind of an example of not shitting where you eat. If you have multiple business around the country, you probably shouldn't be dictating (executing) legislature.",It's OK because Donny Jr and Ivanka are going to run his business as a blind trust. +Which song is 10/10 for you?,The anthem of The USSR. +Pluto being downgraded from a planet.,Because it's the only 'planet' in the solar system discovered by an american? +New article to look at Trump ties to Cuba during embargo,That just proves Trump was smart and ahead of his time. +BF4 still has better jump accuracy than csgo...,You cant even shoot while jumping. +"And apart from tavern brawls, now that hunters have a free 8 slot, they can at last play Medivh on turn 8 and get a free King Krush when playing Call of the Wild on turn 9!",Face Hunters really needed that edge to win. +"Likely go back to demonizing people on benefits, teen pregnancies and ASBO lads. So all the people who voted for Brexit are gonna be the targets. Karma?","Don't forget the pensioners and baby boomers, they're all rolling in it, every single one" +how did pakistan get hold of nuclear weapons in the first place? someone enlighten me,Google AQ Khan +Cospri's Malice Flicker Strike,2 times at that boss fight i tought you going to rip now... well thants block dodge or evade :P +Pretty sure that's not a cause of Obamacare but rather a cause of the cost of Healthcare itself. Nice false dichotomy though.,Pretty sure is proof enough for me +It's not correct in this case either. Semen cooks into more of an omelette than a pancake.,Proteins baby +Conte needs to be backed.,here you forgot this: +A supercut of Jeff Goldblum figuring it out,"This was really enjoyable to watch and dammit, I can't figure out why." +"I know right. I will say though, that I leave the app open while driving around town (sound muted, not in my hands), and when I get to my destination, I usually get credit for a few hundred meters. I tracked him for at least 8 or 9 minutes before he popped out. Disappointing CP, but his 1882 CP big brother will get the power up once he's booted from the gym.",I want my pet/friend to get kicked out of a gym so I can pour candies into him +Is Guardians the only movie that's allowed to be a space movie with a song used at one point?,"Sure, didn't you know that GotG was the first movie ever to include popular music in the film?" +Since WWE is out of the bidding war over TNA can we stop with the whole TNA invades WWE and other posts. It's annoying as fuck,Wait I thought TNA already invaded WWE starting with NXT? +"for me it is simple: if i dont have fodder, i dont 6*. sd is incredibly inefficient for fodder, so i wont ever farm there for anything but skill ups. If i want to 6* something, I will wait until I have enough fodder to do so. In the meantime I will farm runes",Good thinking. +The Cinema Lens Making Process: Cooke Lenes Factory Tour,Shot on canon L glass. +Employees at Trump's California golf course say he wanted to fire women who weren't pretty enough,Strip clubs don't have ugly employees and I don't see have anyone complaining. +"Except Detroit is a shithole. You can have as many cute bagel shops and hipster eateries spring up as you like. You can draw some people back downtown with a few plays and performances. These are band aids on bullet holes. You said it yourself: the schools are a disaster. This correlates to the general infrastructure. The City continues to do that which caused it's failure in tge first place. They refuse to take care of the people who would inhabit it. Instead, everyone will exploit opportunities to make money and take it back to the suburbs. Detroit will always be a shithole.",Yeah with the rising tax revenue and falling crime rates it has no shot at getting better. +"It also doesn't produce when Nissa is making plant tokens or a Sylvan advocate is chilling. And all your do nothing creatures are sitting around waiting for you to dump your hand on a meh synergy and the only thing you have to protect it is a new version but of ranger's guile. But hey you can watch them filter their draws and dig for the answer to your deck by doing cool shit with grim flayer, oath of Nissa Or just wipe your board with flaying tendrils or kill your only creature with grasp of darkness. That and they're running better ramp than you too since traverse the ulvenwild and delirium enablers synergize well when digging for natural state against you opponent playing a glass cannon combo deck Stick to shilling KMC sleeves and wooden deck boxes.",Did you even watch the video? +Perfect! Another thing that definitely won't be used for illegal activities.,Yeah just like go pros that have been headmounted. +"America's Special Blessing It seems that all my life, I've heard lines similar to this from mainstream evangelical leaders. America has received special blessings from God because of the faithfulness of her people but now that America has rejected [insert hot topic of the day ranging from abortion to porn to marriage to homosexuality to limited government] and turned her back on God, God [may withdraw these blessings/cause America's downfall]. I've even heard this from pastors who expressly deny any belief that America is the New Israel. **So here's my question: where does this belief come from and can it be supported Biblically?** I know in the Old Testament there were punishments for both Israel and the surrounding pagan nations for their atrocities but God would sometimes raise up truly wicked nations (Assyria) for a season for his own purposes. Turning to modern politics, the second most prosperous and materially blessed nation in my lifetime may be the Chinese. This blessing almost certainly isn't the result of faithfulness to the Gospel. How are these men--many of whom are Godly men who have far more scriptural training than I do--so certain that America has received a special blessing?",Manifest DestinyTM baby! +1060 clearly got swept yet you have the only screenshot of the single case of the entire review where the 1060 won on average by 2 fps. Funny thing is the 480 still killed the 1060 in min fps here by 4 fps showing it will still be more smoother game experience here. Very interesting for your screenshot selection tho. Pretty stupid but nice try tho.,480 just straight up slaying the 1060 with that 4fps difference in min fps. +How Donald Trump's Company Violated The United States Embargo Against Cuba,That makes him smart +Kratmaster's First Penta Kill,no idea what game this is but the sheer excitement in the players voice tells me this is amazing +"Diseases that were once near the brink of extinction. Anti-Vaxxers are allowing their children to bring back these diseases. This is very dangerous for anyone who has an immune system that is suppressed, and can cause the diseases to make a wild comeback.","Yeah, Autsim is on the rise again." +":( I remember when I was in wood league and Mei seemed hard to deal with to me, too!",Downvoted because how dare you equate gold league to wood league! +Fuck me .. i've been listening to this song 24/7 since it was released and i didn't notice the obvious Infinity Edge Reference,But the song is shit +"You're eyes aren't open, I'm sorry. If for one second you have ever believed that Hillary is presidential material, you need to do some more research. 9.5/10 people are voting for Hillary because she's not Trump. All of the people are completely oblivious to Hillary's past and just believe the propaganda shit the mainstream media spills out. It's sounds hippy-ish, but it's true. All it take is a little research and you will see the true devil that Hillary actually is. From her racism that no one talks about, her theivery, her negligence, her starvation for money and power, to her conspired murders.",I'm not voting for either Definitely a Hillary supporter +"Also because they pay a ridiculous amount in taxes to the government, so it's in the government's best interest too.",And the only people that lose are everyone in the state that buys a car ever. +Hmmm sarcasm?,"Yeah, there's a thing for that:" +Now NYC has publicly funded mobs - Coming to your city soon if not there already! Good Times!,In case Hillary wins how do I apply to one of these mobs and do they have dental insurance? +"Well, they're also pretty unapologetic on not caring about the Hispanics and blacks that won't get to vote. They don't really care if people they don't agree with can't vote.",it's their own fault for being too poor or lazy to go get the ID. +A snapshot video AND a custom thumbnail!,"He's sold out, time to unsubscribe" +When she only posts a group pic.,"She got all them damn kids, swipe left" +Really? I think it will go to Eddy,Why not both? +Brazil judge sends salami thief to prison before annulling sentences for police who massacred 111 inmates,I guess he was jailed for his carnist crime +"People of Reddit, what are your thoughts about self-driving cars?",Need one so I can drink and drive. +"And yet, I don't even need to look up the numbers to know that the challenger has taken more lives in Canada than the AR-15...",It's obviously because it is in the restrictive category. +Naw that ole felonious drug dealer would be reciting his ridiculous drug addled mantra.,**REPEAL THE SECOND AMENDMENT** +"and hiko, olof, forest, device, simple, flusha, taz",dennis +"Your neighbors don't want to say anything, but they hate you.",Nonono ... they're jealous. +"I *think* it doesn't matter, but someone correct me if I'm wrong. But I'm pretty sure this essentially is just like getting extra cantina energy. So whatever you were spending on before, if that was the right plan, best to just keep to that. (ie: 300 energy doubled is no different than 600 energy, except in ways that don't matter to most people, like XP)","close, but it requires half the sim tickets!" +Fascism and socialism are just different sides of the same coin. Both need to be exterminated.,What a remarkably intelligent response... +"This really demands of all those police groups who oppose body cameras to explain why, in the face of this study, they still feel that way. Better for the cops, better for the public. Win Win. And a third Win - think of all the money this would save and damage it will avoid.","You really don't understand just how much this costs to set up and maintain, do you?" +They know,"So do their bank accounts too, unfortunately :/" +"Two month long undercover drug operation, in which officer worked at Burger King, netted 5 grams of Marijuana, 2 Pills",WHAT A GREAT PUBLIC SERVICE THESE BRAVE LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS DID FOR US! +"The final 2 Since all stars 1 had a final 2 lipsync, which two queens this season do you guys think would actually be final 2 or in other words which queen would be up against Alaska? In my opinion I feel that it's going to be a Katya vs Alaska final 2.",Definitely not Alaska +Global elite non prime matchmaking state.,Looks legit to me +Which celebrities look so alike that they look undeniably related (but aren't)?,Mark Whalberg/ Matt Damon Margot Robbie/that woman from my name is earl Rene Zelleweger/ Helen Pompei (Meredith from greys) Zoey Dachenel/ Katy Perry The Rock/ Dwayne Johnson +Shadowman sings 115? (theory),It's actually sung by the Tranzit crew because you can't see them in the fog. +And that's what this whole scandal is based around. SCRA is dumb anyway,"Yes, protecting active duty military members from losing their possessions while they are sequestered on foreign soil is really dumb." +How high should we build that wall HRC?,I'm with Heil! +It's a Polaroid Sun 600,"I've been trying to get into shooting Polaroid, is it really as expensive as it seems?" +This man speaks the truth. Can we please give the Pope a gun?,He's got a much more lethal tool - the bible. +Trump Foundation lacks the certification required for charities that solicit money,Yet another reason all those burdensome 'regulations' just get in the way! +Ok then where the hostility to islam ?,"Australia here, we have hostility to Muslims rather than Islam... Wonder isn't it" +1 My (21F) bf (20M) of 10 months ruined my night last night. Don't know if I can continue with him,OP sounds like a keeper to me. +"My Battlefield 1 clip, real VS game",Totally unrealistic. +Oh good God,Then you're a horrible person who should go to gender training or some shit for animals. +Ladies and gentlemen I present *the laziest gamer*,I tried playing control on Destiny but quit when I realized I had to run to the points to capture them. +How's it staying on the ground? Is it annoying having to constantly rotate all of your photos around?,Nice meme. +it's balanced i dont see what ur complaining about,You forgot the +"Research is the least cost effective means at treating cancer. In fact cancer research in the last century might be, by dollar spent, the least successful research project in history. I can't even speculate the billions we have spent. Perhaps a trillion. The best defense against cadaver is early detection and public health advocacy. Not 100% research dollars.",Typical big pharma +I guess people ignore each other and play on their phones now,I too have an issue with interracial couples Complete +What are the facts?,All the other irrelevant things we talk about on a daily basis +"How far away to do you live from the last ward you attended? A random question, I know. I was just thinking about my post-Mormon life and where it's taken me. I currently live about 1200 miles away from the last ward I ever attended. That was in Logan, UT, and I now live in Minneapolis, MN. I think I was lucky that my exit from the church coincided with my (now ex) wife finishing college, since we moved to Seattle in 1998 (790 miles away), and just simply never went to church from that point forward. We never had to deal with people we knew asking us why we haven't been to church, nor did we endure the awkwardness of Mormon friends after leaving. Everything was new, and while TSCC did eventually find us and send home teachers on occasion, we always declined their invitation to return and even got some help with the yard work. Then we moved to Portugal (5200 miles) for 4 years, and during that time got divorced and I later met somebody from Minnesota. Together, she and I left Europe, moved to Seattle for 10 years (with zero Mormon contact), and have now been in Minneapolis for 6 months. It was after settling in Minneapolis that I finally resigned. TL;DR: I currently live about 1200 miles away from the last ward I ever attended. The furthest I've lived was 5200 miles.",...not far enough... +"NDAs are part of the divorce agreements with Donald, at least that's my understanding.","But, he's the honest, transparent one" +Why does this subreddit have more followers than NCS?,sorry looks like I'll have to tell Monstercat to become less popular +"The LNJ brought this on themselves. They know they're being watched 24/7. They know their season is being watched mainly by dedicated livefeeders who care about entertaining characters AND strategy. They know that the audience plays a huge role. They should be thinking about all this all the time, they should know to rein in their terrible attitudes and mean-spirited mouths, and they should put that effort into thinking about how they can win instead of whining so often. My priorities for voting to help a HG are 1. They don't act like terrible human beings 2. Gameplay effort and quality 3. Likeability/entertainment Most of the Jamboree members only tick off 1/3 at best. Ballsmashers members usually get 2/3 for me so they get my votes in their favour.",Your priorities are spot on with mine. +**Bummer** can mean **unfortunate** or **anal intercourse**.,Username checks out +Far Cry and Assassin's Creed may skip a year to polish and innovate,They innovate too much! +"Thirft find, Nike golf sweater","Nah, you don't golf can't wear it" +"It's a game bro, sounds like you're forming the modern black panthers lmao.",I think he missed the +*a'int,I'm from the south and I take offence to this +"Chargers have ruled out DE Joey Bosa, S Jahleel Addae and CB Brandon Flowers for Sunday. Doubtful: TE Antonio Gates, DE King Dunlap.","His entire rookie year is going to waste, but at least our contract precedents are still in place." +"Well, that's a relief. I was worried sick about those stolen paintings.",Especially since Van Gogh made so few paintings! +Injury Report for Sunday,the loss of tramon williams is such a huge blow to our defense +It's all about ROI. Radio. On. Internet.,I prefer another ROI.... Fuck you Aksis +The Greater Israel Project,It is a good thing we are over there fighting all those terrorists! +"Wow, you must be the first person to realize taxpayer-funded things have costs. Did you know I just found out that things like roads, police, and the military have costs too? They don't just happen for free like we've been led to believe!",Taxes are communism! +A large amount of charms were added to the store today. All are able to be bought with renown. All prices shown are with the 10% discount,4/10 no violin +Both Third-Party Candidates Would be Terrible Presidents,"Its not about which candidate would do the best job, its about what supporting them says about me." +"Not a teacher but I do volunteer work for a program designed to help students who are habitually truant. Had one middle schooler who was super bright, genuinely seemed to love school, got great grades, but was absent about half the time. He was very evasive about why he wasn't coming to class and I honestly didn't put him high on my list because he was doing fine even with the missed days. When I was finally able to get a social worker to go by his house, it turned out his (single) mother was having seizures and didn't have any healthcare so she couldn't get treatment for them, and the kid was staying home to take care of both her and his younger brother. I felt just terrible for the kid having to be so adult while still in middle school.","But we don't need universal healthcare; it only benefits freeloading, drug abusing, pieces of shit." +Chinese man 'killed 17 neighbours to cover up murder of parents',Obviously they need better gun control. +Marty?,"Ahem, Mardy with a D" +"I will be visiting family in Brisbane next month for two weeks, what things should I be sure to do? I am 22, my family are all much older. The youngest out of all of them is 38. What things, places, sites, etc., should I be sure to see in and around Brisbane during my two weeks visit next month that would not be awkward to go either by myself or with an older family member? I have a decent amount of money set aside for this trip so money, within reason, is not that big of a concern. I am from the US if that matters.","imma de scheiss amis, nix im hirn oida!" +Tritto,Fourtho +"Scott Morgan wants to sleep in my bed tonight...Connor..connor..the guy she is gonna marry, sorry HAHHAHHAHAAH",I'm sure her BF is seething with jealousy +Too bad they didn't take a photograph of the damaged VIN plate.,Because it was tampered with. +"I hear ya. When I got off drugs this was the first hobby that crossed my path and provided a night out for less than $20. I do keep it a secret though. When I'm asked where I'm going, i just say I'm going out to play cards.","Hah, should've stayed with drugs, it would be cheaper." +Fuck rule 3 am I right?,"Linking to PDF files is allowed, but must carry a warning?" +"well except for maybe Bush Sr. But Hillary was raised by middle class parents, Bush sr hand everything handed to him. So in that sense she is even more impressive.",Hillary's resume is also pretty impressive considering she sacrificed her a lot of her career to raise a child and support her husband. +"Yeah I'm 15/15 heroes and about 60 into lavas. I'm gold 3 and gold and elixer are easy to come by, but even with goblin knife dark elixer is a pain.",You need to bump up to C3 or higher for DE +Tetsuya Naito vs. Jay Lethal,I guess they didn't get the New Japan must go over memo +That is seriously just a matt b recycler what the fuck,Nuh uh this isnt a waterspinner bro +2 UFC events usually add up to the same revenue a Conor card brings.,Conor brings fans who do not even buy tickets though. +"SDF finally on the move again? But why would ISIS start digging trenches now, I mean Markadah has been on the front line since Shaddadi fell all those months ago.",What's the point of having one trench +I do not support the slavery of cases.,It has always worked this way brother dont try to change our ways +HELP: HOW TO DELETE SYSTEM 32 VIRTUAL MACHINE i wanna know how to destroy a vm with just 1 command any help will be appreciated,well i would take my virtual baseball bat and virtually beat the shit out of it +Love Actually. Each year. Every year.,Not movies. +Grosjean gets hit in the head by his own wing mirror,This is why the halos are such a good idea! +What's the point of 3D touch when you can just long press and do the same functions? Has anyone used 3D touch for anything interesting?,Because why long press for 300ms when you can just press the screen harder for 1ms. +Duterte: Human rights is 'anti-thesis' of government,All Heil Fuhrer Duterte +"#FOREIGN LOBBYISTS, YOU'RE GONE",it was just a birthday gift :( +Thank you for reminding people that they actually have it good here.,"Well, I wouldn't go that far." +How is it distributed?,The white one probably has 99% of the ~~wealth~~ power. +"Yeah, I ran out of characters, as well. I wanted to point out that a bad way to run a promo is to give away all the leftover (rare) figs you have lying around, which is obviously what they did. Like, give that away as a very limited quantity or something, but if they ran out *that*early, there's no way they thought they'd have enough to cover the day.",Yea how dare they get rid of leftover figures that are rare +I don't believe you.,Thanks for sharing +Clinton mocks Trump with her own 3 a.m. tweetstorm,Oh boy it sounds like lying bossy Hillary finally snapped. +Zelda T-shirt in Luke Cage!,Dude put a fucking spoiler tag on this shit I'm only on episode 3 +Anyone have word on these Qasa Sandals? Or a reliable link?,"I haven't seen any reviews on this pair, but just a heads up, those are stock pix of the authentics, not the rep version" +"I haven't voted for the Psycho Series (Streamies). And I'm not going to. Watching his new video now (Starting to Panic) and he said something at the beginning that pretty much made up my mind. He's talking about how he's nervous about the Streamies (expected, can't hate him for that), and all that, and then he says something comparing him to other YouTubers and how he he looks up to all these guys, and then he says If I had a tangible thing...if I could just have something. He does. He has 3.2 million subscribers and loads of money. He's acting like he he doesn't have shit. And that isn't true. I see his point, but every fucking video he's shilling us out to vote and I'm sick of it, especially now hearing him say that he wishes he had something. I don't know, kind of rambling - but Jesse has found tons of success, and that isn't going to change if he doesn't win. Besides, I don't think it's show of the year. So there's that. I have a lot of respect for Jesse and what he's done throughout the years - but I don't like to be begged for votes.",k +Austin Dillon with his mom,He clearly gets his hight from his dad's side of the family. +Over 1.44 million gigabytes in one picture (180 8TB HDDs),I smell a RAID 0 +Where to buy micro sized condoms? Got a small package.,You can use other mode of contraceptives OP if condom is not suitable for you. +"Guess who I ate today, Diana was quite amazing.",Clearly you're a misogynist! +To be fair EG didn't really have any hard counter to the Invoker.,great excuse since obviously EG let someone else drafted for them so they have no counters to a popular mid +If you think about it...westerners are better at 1 vs 1 than Koreans Febiven solokilled Faker 3 times Bjergsen won the 1 vs 1 tournament Darshan solokilled smeb West will win worlds if Riot releases magmar chamber and makes LoL 1 vs 1 game,Chinese and Korean players have never solo killed western players +Froggy Dinner Time,it's amazing to think these things survive in the wild. +Jeremy Soule disapproves the upcoming Skyrim LIVE Orchestra and warns fans.,"Lol, he thinks he has fans." +"How would people feel about a WW2 game next? Yes I know BF1 isn't even out yet but there's nothing wrong with looking forward to the future. Anyway, how would people feel about another WW2 shooter next? I actually personally prefer WW2 to WW1 because I am more familiar with the setting, weaponary etc. I think it would be a good idea because I think they should avoid modern Battlefield for as long as they can since all of the previous games have been modern and it would make the next modern game feel a lot more special and unique. Anyway I would love to see WW2 next, especially on current gen. It would also be really interesting to see the transistion from WW1 to WW2. It would make WW2 feel modern compared to WW1. Don't get me wrong, I'm hugely excited for BF1, but I'd love to see WW2 next.","Yeah, but if they make a WW2 game they won't include USSR and UK and will put a focus on France and Poland." +"Agreed. All these people in here talking shit about different clothes. Who gives a fuck, just wear what you want. Cargo shorts are the only kind of shorts I wear, they can go fuck themselves. Getting all judgemental over clothing, screw them.","Yeah, never judge people on how they present themselves!" +Taliban declares Donald Trump a 'non-serious' candidate after watching debate,"Taliban does not understand Trump's 4D Chess, he would nuke them the first day in office" +"Hillary Clinton calls anyone who doesn't vote for her a basket of deplorables, and she calls Bernie Sander supporters children of the recession who are basement dwellers in their parent's house. What does she call her own supporters?",Sheep. +*Sigh* Yet another Mustang (this time a sixth-gen GT350) crashes at cars and coffee...,Probably had a few more pound of pressure in one of the rear tires. +"I was bored and having a naked day, decided to blast my .44",pics or it didnt happen +"Alright fine by me, I just wanted know if he was ever following her or if he unfollowed, then 42 people doe voted my comment and nobody has said anything about my original quest so :/","He never followed her Remember one time a donation suggested he follow kelly, he went to go stalk her twitter, but never actually followed her, probably distracted by something in league" +"Pretty sure not wanting sex all the time and enjoying other things like art and science, doesn't make you bi-sexual",Oh? +"Is anyone else shocked that Kai hasn't been mauled by a dog of Jenelle's yet? I am not saying this because of the breeds she chooses, I am saying this because she is a shitty pet owner who has not a single clue how to raise people, let alone a dog.","Hard for a dog to maul Kaiser when they're locked in their crate, and he's locked in his crib or highchair :(" +Is this specific to any one device or is this a universal problem?,iOS 10 specific. +Is the militia named Chrsitian State of Kansas and Topeka?,"Yes, they are named after groups of religiously motivated invaders" +srs - I can only focus on the eyebrows on the no foundation side.,That's the real issue at hand +"Republican Official: Don't Raise The Minimum Wage, Because Workers Will Spend It On Heroin",They should clearly instead be spending it on those self-levitating bootstraps that are so very easy to get hold of. +PLAYING TWISTER IN HAUNTED GANG HIDEOUT!,Does he really think we're going to believe him this time that it's real is fake as fuck all those sound effects are fake! +Do you remember Aaron Murray's TD run on 4th and goal in the Auburn 2013 game? I do.,"I remember the one he didn't get, but they gave to him anyway..." +What is the market value of OpTic Gaming in 2016?,Three hunna +Trump Tax Records Obtained by The Times Reveal He Could Have Avoided Paying Taxes for Nearly Two Decades,But our military is in bad shape and the airports are shit +It's that time of year again...,Windows 10 marketing is pretty intense these days +"I feel like *Another* might be something that fits the bill. Most notably it has the high school theme in a situation of horror and mystery. Although some people find the horror so absurd that the anime is sort of like a *Mayoiga* comedy, I enjoyed the always encroaching feeling that something would go awry.",Mayoiga wasn't a comedy? +"Mine went to go buy 4 pounds with 7k from some semi-new guys that were mutual friends and they robbed him and put a gun to his head. He lost 7 grand. My guy and his and buddies went and shot up the guys' house and shot everyone, meaning him and his entire family, to death. The guy's 13 year old brother was shot dead as well. Other than that, he's kind of a good guy. [8]",Fuck I'm glad we don't have so many guns in my country +The moment Bellatrix found out that a piece of Voldemort's soul lives inside of Harry.,An alternate time line version with evil Harry and Bella in love +Circumcision is not a trend. You're just looking for excuses to talk about babies foreskins.,"You're right, its my favorite topic." +So its requires the latest i5 minimum but that old 660 is fine lol,"Bruh, it's 6 cores, that's like, 2 more than the i5" +Are there any apps that run better on Android than iOS? Or not because of fragmenting issues?,file explorers? +For the lazy,"Oh, so *that's* what the Windows Security key is..." +Puberty is like a forced free upgrade for humans,OP is so smart. +"That would've also been before LW was changed. It's still important, but it used to be 100% 3rd-4th item on nearly every adc, no questions asked.","Yeah, 3 years difference, lol." +quickly replaced by [](#f/washington) stickers,"(puts on fake mustache disguise) Yes, how do you do fellow Seattlites, Of course I have always been big Washington fan... how about that fish throwing market that I definitely grew up around... and the big tower... Hmm... that green and yellow O on my car... yes it's for Olympia, the capital of Washington..." +"dropping a class you already took? I failed a pre req class last semester because i never went to class, this semester I'm retaking the class but i can't stand the professor or the way she is teaching the course. My question is, if i were to drop it could i take it again?","UNT will keep cladding taking your money, but pushing prereqs forward will just prolong your career as a student." +Do i have to quest in every zone in Broken Isle?,You need to get to friendly rep with each of the 5 factions and you will need to beat Val'sharah [to get the get the Tears of Elune which you will need for a later quest] +"the thing that stops me from pumping out videos is just the amount of time I have to play to get to something I think is worth a video, I'd love to make three videos a week, trust me :p","I didn't ask for excuses, I asked for videos." +YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE!!,Those fucking white people +More like crapitalism,No difference +Meltzer: WWE in very serious talks with Bill Goldberg. Deal may already he done. On newest WOR. Coversation starts about 12:40,This would explain a lot about his ESPN appearance on Wednesday. +No one has said pineapple. so: ##PINEAPPLE. Good tasting and great for the ladies...,...why? +"You should feel sad that you, your family and everyone in this country has footed the bill for his blunders for years. he should have made ridiculous amount of money on 95, specially in Casinos!!!! That is what should get you angry, cause that POS thinks you are stupid for paying for taxes.","He is an anti-government, anti-establishment, law and order man he is their hero." +"The Gay Agenda: 6:30 - wake up 6:35 - take a shower 6:45 - eat breakfast 6:55 - brush teeth 7:00 - read news 7:15 - walk the dog 7:30 - leave for work 8:00 - arrive at work, oppress Christian employers by forcing them to hire me based on my qualifications and not my sexual attraction 12:00 - oppress local businesses by making them serve me food 1:00 - oppress coworkers by making them acknowledge me as a human 5:00 - go home and revel in another day's smug gayness 9:00 - brush teeth and wind down 10:00 - bed time","Behold, the gay agenda." +"Bill, raised by a single parent and became a Rhodes scholar, Clinton. Bubba was raised poor. Hillary was upper middle class at best. Nice story though bra.","Ah, yess...we all know how whores earn their paycheck." +Other pieces would have to be moved from the Bucks I'm pretty sure.,"Naw, we can have like 28 guys on opening day roster right?" +Can we please just release tate at halftime??? This guy is fucking TRASH. Fucking garbage.,I'd say he needs some bench time and we rely on the rest of our WR depth to pick up the slack. +Thank you! I'm used to mountains with specific trailheads and parking permits and such. I'm excited to explore here.,Butterfly trail is near the top and splits to a couple other trails and has a nice view of the backside +"New York Jets vs Seattle Seahawks: Official Game Thread - October 02, 2016 ####New York Jets vs Seattle Seahawks, October 02, 2016 - 1:00 PM EST #Please remain civil",Maybe the Jets follow their trend of bringing in ex-Bears and get Jay Cutler this offseason. +Ryder Cup Final Day Megathread!,Rory you traitor +"Julio Jones becomes just the 4th player in NFL history to record 300+ yards receiving in a game, alongside Flipper Anderson, Calvin Johnson & Stephone Paige",He's pretty good but he's no Flipper Anderson +We had a lady who punched a hole in the bathroom door of her room who was confused why we weren't allowing her back in.,That is a classy lady there. +Wikileaks Cancels Highly Anticipated Announcement Due To 'Security Concerns',Surprise! +hm.. this seems like a cool idea... i like it! mind if i make a model for it?,"I don't mind, its just a suggestion after all" +"There was a plan to do that with one of the museum pieces. It needed to be moved, and since it was going to be restored anyway, they figured why not fly it? The plan was all together and they even had some old B36 pilots lined up. Then the military found out and put a stop to it. They said the original donation had a clause that said the plane was to never fly again. The planes are strategic bombers and would be considered a threat.","Yeah, with all that stealth the B-36 had, it could sneak right into Russia and deliver some freedoms undetected." +Why do we keep trying to force it to John Brown in the endzone?,Because it makes sense to give the jump ball to the short guy. +Click Verify Integrity of Game Cache after switching to IWBUMS on Steam. That should force it to download the right version if it isn't doing so automatically.,"This worked, thanks!" +Only hipsters and fantasy fanatics are creative,"maybe creative people see the world like that because they're constantly triping on psychedelics, looking for even a fleeting spark of inspiration to provide any sort of meaning in their lives." +"So, what about HPV type screening? That is lab test which has a giant factor on developing cervical cancer, amd is why we screen people over 30 for it","No, it's a test on the cervical swab." +LF1 wrath of the machine raid BLIND! Please be inexperienced! Looking for inexperienced people to try the wrath of the machine raid with us for the first time. Our only requirements are that you are 360 and that you don't know what's going on :) message aspenrex101 for invite,"Oh sorry, I didn't see the 360 part" +Why wasn't there any evidence then,Cause the American government suppressed it all... +For what purpose?,Killing bots +"2016 Week 4 Game Thread: Pittsburgh Steelers(2-1) Vs. Kansas City Chiefs(2-1) Please Remember: **Leave all opinions/thoughts inside of this thread. Anything that isn't newsworthy posted outside of this thread during the game will be removed.** Don't be rude. We're all here to watch the game. Do not troll the other sub's game thread/post game thread. We will be notified and we will take necessary steps after that. If you see someone in here trolling, feel free to file a report and we will take care of it. Thank you and enjoy the game.","Oh yeah, I'm sure 9 grand is a huge hit for AB" +What are the best pro demos to watch for improvement? What matches/teams can i look out for to help me improve my strats and find out certain molly's and smokes? Any suggestions will be helpful.,Subroza +Blood for the Blood God,Skulls for the skull throne! +"Thats an interesting smoke and definitely something I will try, but nope, this smoke was thrown smack bang in the middle of the tunnel for multiple rounds...","Hmm I don't think there is any advantage to that smoke, but maybe your teamates think it will surprise the enemy because it is usually not smart to push thru smokes." +What do you think is a reasonable return for trading Todd Gurley this week?,There may be a thread dedicated specifically to this topic...hmmm...maybe in the index thread? +"Prices in Europe, can anyone explain?",VAT? +"You are saying any character, no matter how different, is just a clone of Pharah if they have a rocket launcher and a jetpack? You realize characters used jetpacks and rocket launchers in FPS games before, right?",Pharah is a copy of the revenant from doom +Stephen A Smith tomorrow: Bill Belichick is absolutely done in the NFL.,B-b-b-but the Bills **HAD NO SHOT**.... +"I know! This is crazy! I remember thinking my whole life that the pictures of the milky way are all digitally created to be more vibrant and the sky doesnt ACTUALLY look like that... Then one weekend I went to Sandbanks National Park (Ontario), and when night fell I still didnt really notice (we were encased in trees). Someone made me laugh so hard I threw my head back in laughter, and immediately gasped and covered my mouth at the sight of the beautiful sky and the milky way. I've only ever seen it once and it wasnt nearly as colorful as some of the pictures I see on r/EarthPorn, but I remember being in so much awe that I ran down to the beach to just lay in the sand for hours staring at the night sky. Then some creepy guy tried to sell me heroin and I left, he ruined the whole thing. But 9/10 would go again. That sky is beautiful.","Damn, you missed out at looking at the night sky while on heroin." +"Avoid Primal. Overpriced and overhyped. A restaurant run by amateurs. Chianti's is decent but of course, a chain. Poverino's is decent as well. Taverna's used to be highly recommended but as of late it's faltered a bit. You can still get good dishes here but it's spotty. Seems to be who's in the kitchen. Not sure. Little Grouse on the Prairie is very good. I would hit this one up. You can also get decent pasta dishes at some of the larger established restaurants like Earl's or the Cactus club but their menus change periodically so their best pasta dishes aren't always available. Again, avoid Primal and the Hollows. Don't waste your money funding these frauds.","Brand new account, must be advertising for Earl's and Cactus Club." +Wilson Fisk and Cottonmouth,"My first thought when i saw the lawyer was that Fisk sent him to Cottonmouth, trying to start doing business with him." +But Jacoby isn't a running QB..,But he's black +We found a hole in our EU vs NA war GG S6 Worlds are saved,"1. our reserve team TSM 2. our 2nd reserve team C9 3. our 4th team Albus nox 4. our pseudo-team INTZ (bootcamped in Europe = European practice) man, EU is doing so well at worlds!" +"You're likening a disgusting horrible bloody flesh wound to a vagina? Wow. I mean it's certainly not the prettiest thing in the world, but I dunno if they should look like that dude. A four inch vagina no less?! That's a really big gash. (ha, double entendre gash..)","Sheesh, we know he meant vulva, no need to be offended!" +When looking through Warthog designs in Forza Horizon 3 turns into THE F#CK?!.,Remember Reich +"By buddy is a published journalist, writes articles on nerdy things. Loves video games, comics, indie movies. Makes his own cosplay and random gadgets. Has interviewed famous authors like Chuck Palahniuk. Dresses in a T-shirt and jeans most days. Short crew cut hair. Never dyed hair, never will. No piercings or random shit hanging around neck. Also is 6 foot and works out a lot. I'm sure gatekeepers would love to meet him.","Clearly you're lying, there's no such thing as a fit journalist." +How is LeBron a shill? Is there some proof he's on Clinton's payroll or something?,Hey everyone look at this CTR employee who wants to cover up LeBron's shillhood. +"I hadn't played Dota since 2014 before Saturday night, is Iron Talon good?","Nah mate, don't bother with it." +"Davao cop claims De Lima offered to help him in admin case, suspects Nograles-Duterte rift tied to it","well, i'm sure there's no conflict of interests there" +"That's infuriating, especially considering most lenders already do this for variable mortgages. Foreign buyers need more than 20% down anyways, so they won't be CMHC-insured. All this does is make it harder for first time buyers to qualify to get into the market. It's like they're suggesting that prices are the fault of first time owners, and not the unfettered inflow of speculative foreign capital. Absolutely ridiculous. It's like trying to put out a fire with a hammer.","Filthy peasant, you wanting a house is driving up prices!" +"Anyone know how to get/make Richtofen's blood vials I'm being Richtofen for Halloween and want to know how to get or make his blood vials. I don't wanna just get any random vial cause I wanna make this costume good, so I'd like to know how to get his specific type of vials or how to make them.",Buy Vials Kill someone Put blood into vials +Xbox update but no PC update?,To prevent datamining of the super ee +SERIOUSLY. I STILL SEE PEOPLE FIRE IS LRMS INSIDE 180 METERS.,BUT THEY ARE STILL DOING DAMAGE.... ^^^^PSYCHOLOGICALLY... +"4th string yup, I'm hoping they don't rush him and he develops nicely. He did alright in preseason","Yeah I'm not mad that he's 4th string, I'd hate for him to end up like Manziel or rg3 and get pushed too far too fast." +Hinterlands baby.,Do you also take Envenom on Thrall? +It's not hard to explain.. it's just 3 simple letters G. O. P. They want a religious state like the Taliban do,Textbook false equivalency. +Do you think any Nintendo employees are on here?,"Yeah, my dad works at Nintendo." +"Logic Confirms Title of Third Album will be AfricAryan, not Africarian",Ok phew because now I'm going to listen to it. +Torrey was equally frustrated last year when Kap was starting. He is probably questioning his decision of coming here.,Torrey wants Christian Ponder to start. +"Big Brother Over the Top - Wednesday Night Live Event Discussion - October 26 2016 On the live feeds tonight, beginning at 10p EDT/7p PDT, we will have a one hour recap of the past week. At 11p EDT/10p PDT, We will have a live eviction. If it's anything like last week, it will be very productionless and the HG will fill in for most of Julie's usual role. Starting at midnight/ 9pPDT, an HOH competition will be played. During the eviction, your best bet is to watch the Quad View. Who will be evicted? How will the votes fall? What awkward moment will we get from the live eviction? How about the weird 30 min of nothing after that and before HOH? Who will be crowned? Discuss all that and whatever else below.",Shelby better win this! +"Official from #Leafs now. Four players cut from camp roster - Bracco, Cameranesi, Cliche, Kaskisuo","Next cut, Mitch Marner" +Why don't you give that another try...,Do e river monkey caviar this when I shark at prism? +"When the new evo kicks in Vishnu, Artemis , Artemis, meimei, liuuubei",Wow that is really helpful when the OP is asking for how to beat Hera +297 this time around. +Might help in the detective game. They gave to NY Daily News and NY Times. So sounds like a New Yorker did it.,That just what Obama wants you to believe..... +You're more than welcomed to adopt the thousands of children in orphanages.,He forgot the +Iraqis Use 9/11 Bill to Demand Compensation from US for 2003 Invasion,Didn't see this coming. +I propose that we have Shitpost Gameday every Gameday,u a wave-y dood and I second this +"Yeah I did consider the BLNR. I decided I liked the solid black bezel more because it was not only cheaper, it reminded me of the Submariner. Kind of pays tribute to the watch that my father has.",Awesome; thank you for the reply. +"Awww, he kept dad's helmet....",When I was younger I always assumed Bob's armour was Jango's it just got really dirty and dingy over the years +Uhhh you're all kinds of wrong,I should have use all kinds of +I've Got Cucked SE01EP01 (Alex Jones) Angry Tinfoil Hatter Yells at Alleged Rapist,"This is the guy who not only finds a conspiracy in Hillary opening a pickle jar, but seems to think that it has some relevance to her qualification to become POTUS..." +TIL a man was sentenced to life without parole for accountability murder while the man he was charged for aiding was acquitted by a separate jury,Wow I would love to know more of the facts of this case. +"I really liked what NiP had going with pyth, it sucks that his injury has kept him from doing anything recently.....HOpefully he will be back sooner rather than later.",I also like seeing NIP go out in groupstages +"Duterte dares US, EU, UN: Go ahead, withdraw your aid to PHL",When your friends hypes you up too much and forget your size relative to the person your talking shit to. +"This morning I had my woman's wellness exam, and as I was leaving the clinic a pro-life protester called me a whore. Ironically that facility doesn't provide abortions. I didn't realize getting cancer screenings made me a whore?","By taking your health care into your own hands, you're interfering with god's plan!" +"Personally, I'm ready to kill male immigrants instead of deporting them.","Go ahead, but women still won't talk to you." +But I can't see her midriff or cleavage! How armored could it be?,"It's okay, she's a mother so she's past the point of sexualization" +Ric Flair low key trying to block the are your proud of me? phone call later tonight.,Why are Ric Flair and Low Ki calling each other? +Having a somewhat high income isn't the same as having money.,"I was being sarcastic :) sorry, I missed the" +I love the permanent complain of this subreddit about the meta,Isn't that how all games work? +Data Retention Bill: Government departments ask AFP to access metadata after legislation enacted,Wow what a surprise +"The hoo-haa of this typifies the stupidity of the masses. It's a pub. You're being racially displaced by third world immigration, you're losing your homeland by subterfuge, you're priced out of your city by corrupt Chinese money yet you're outraged about an old pub. Idiots.",HH +In 1984 A Man Memorized A Game Show's Secret Formula And Won A Fortune,"If he just kept this up long enough would he just bankrupt the show/network or would they eventually tell him ok, no more turns for you?" +8 hours from bottle to throttle.,4 hours from green to steam. +"TIL that there is a psychological phenomenon called the Backfire Effect. Essentially, the more you try to convince someone they are wrong using facts and figures, the more convinced they become that their preexisting beliefs are correct.",wrong. +"Trump borrowed money from junk bonds, against regulations, at 14% to build Taj Mahal Casino. *Within 6 months it was bankrupt.* Stockholders lost more than $1.5 billion when he went public and his shares tanked. Thousands of vendors didn't get paid because of his 6 bankruptcies but he got an allowance of $450,000 from the courts after the bankruptcies.",But what about all the jobs created.... +"If you conserve water, you could soon be paying more under Ottawa's new flat rate",There's no way this will lead to over consumption at all. +"Yes, in countries with 37 times the population [of say Canada], very little environmental oversight, etc.... it's what I do personally that matters most. Heck even inside Canada household pollution isn't the dominant climate change driver. When a factory or plant can use the same power as 1000s of homes that's largely where the pollution is at. I'm not saying let's all drive H3s in 1st gear at max RPMs or buy large homes or ... etc. In fact I've been saying the opposite for a long time. I live in a small (by todays Western standards) home, I drive small cars, heck I even work from home. But you're barking up the wrong tree if you think guilty subburbia will fix or even mitigate the effects of climate change. I mean for fuck sakes pollution from China crosses the Pacific ocean and is detectable in non-trivial amounts in America. You don't get that by air conditioning your 1000sqft house.","Yes, I was comparing Podunk USA/Canada, household pollutants and citizen carbon footprints to industrial China." +"Right. We feel that we know famous people, and we tend to trust people that we know, but we don't really know them, and even if we did, that's not much of a reason to trust them. If I like an entertainer, then that's all I really want or expect from them.",Kim K got robbed and youre mean if you joke. +I used to think we could reform the US system and correct it's problems while still maintaining the basic premise of private healthcare. I learned that is impossible via the Obamacare saga. We have to tear the whole thing down and replace it. Socialized is probably the only way.,"But you know, socialism is the devil's work." +"Graph of best matchups: attacker is super effective against defender, and defender is not very effective against attacker",Isn't bug and ghost types not super effective against psychic types? +Classy boy.,They're uh....Japanese maple leaves. +When is the worst time to sneeze?,"While driving in a narrow, coned off construction lane with a concrete wall to your left, cars in front of and behind you, and a construction crew working to your right" +Quite.,#QUIET +"Outbreak Prime Last Step - Unknowable Science (need hunter and titan) On the last code entry step for Outbreak Prime, Message PSN: BigAndSlimy",I'm game psn vicar 2612 +Wilson has 25 career games with multiple touchdown passes and no interceptions. most by a player in first five seasons in NFL history.,"Well Duh, if you had that defense Russell has then of course you would be able to pass the ball like the MVP of the league its the only logical explanation." +We know,But it's nice to hear it again every other day +i dont think taking down killer croc is that big of a deal... other metas yeah but i dont thinkg any of them compare to DS,TRUE +What's something that's impossible to get bored of?,Reddit. +New Legendary Gameplay: Credit Card,XDDD P2W ARENA 4 DECK PLSSS +That's a stupid things to say publicly. From now on doctors from European countries will choose to immigrate to any other country but UK. Isn't the deficit of qualified personnel in the NHS high enough.,More places for the British doctors then. +"With all of his family values bible thumping, he should recognize that God is the most industrious abortionist of all time, what with 10-20% of known pregnancies ending in miscarriage.","But that's God making the decision, not humans" +"Blue jays are gonna win this, sorry folks",Spoiler alert +Things sure did get awful peaceful in the Charlie Hebdo offices after the Mulsims strolled through...,"Here, you dropped these: s" +Nintendo NX is a Collaboration?,No. +"Game Update Notes - October 4, 2016",Was worried they weren't going to release more outfits. +"The problem with you guys is you believe everything you read. How could anyone possibly know the mass of a planet they can hardly see today in 2016? THEY GUESS and mask it in 200 pages of math. There is no proof what so ever that their equations are correct? Their throwing guesses in the wind it makes no sense. At lest when I look at the horizon from the beach and I can see a City that should be 2000 feet below the horizon an impossibility on a round earth I have have a tangible argument. You guys call it a marriage, or refraction but the fact remains that no matter where you are or how high you go all you ever see is a flat horizon, you never see curvature. Ever. That's an argument, not a guess about a planet that's hardly visible. If you want to talk about gravity, how is the pull of gravity so intense that it can contain 1,386,000,000 cubic kilometers of water weighing somewhere around 1,450,000,000,000,000,000 tons, but a bird or butterfly can wiz effortlessly through the air.",Two words: Foucault Pendulum. +"Don't make a post like this on the official forums, you're likely to be banned for anet bashing.",Because there are no negative posts on the official forums. +"That's what happens when you lose an NFL team and don't have an NBA team. The NFL is the most popular of the big 4 sports in the UK so losing that destroyed St. Louis's reputation over there. The NBA is a big deal in just about every major country on Earth sans the UK and Ireland. So St. Louis needs to get one of those two teams, even if it means getting rid of the Cards and Blues.",You honestly have no idea what this article was about do you? +"YOU'RE YELLING AT CHILDREN!!! Bitch, did you stop to think maybe they deserved to get yelled at?? Kids on buses act like FOOLS",Nah people love painting one sided stories. +Florida State has faced the toughest slate of offenses in college football. By far.,All those quality losses +"Those come off, you know.",But then my warranty! +"HerO getting placed into silver league with 5,3k mmr after his placement match..",always said it... the KR ladder is harder :O +Worst case of Psyonix please fix I've seen,"Nonsense, it's just lag!" +"Bye week boys...Pick up Eddie Royal This guy has a great couple weeks of match ups ahead of him and Hoyer is killing it #stealhisjob2016. With an injured White and Jeffrey, Royal will be a great stream WR stream this week and next. Not to mention he looked amazing on Sunday with a td and 100+ yards. I'm buying in (for cheap) and you should too.",Eddie Royal hype has never let me down in the past. +"Has the League Become Anti-Odell? In only three years, OBJ has already had a career of incredible high's and low's. He went from being the league's darling and being shoved down opposing fans' throats so much that they got tired of him to being portrayed as a diva with an anger problem. Now sure, Odell does get a little too worked up at times and he does have to learn to keep his emotions in check in big situations but my god, NEVER has a player been baby'd by the league as much as he has been since the Carolina game. It's like he can't sneeze without getting flagged but DB's can tackle him out of bounds, go for his legs, bodyslam him, grab his facemask, and OBJ is expected to just take it all in stride. Keep in mind, Odell wasn't like this his rookie season, he had the same attitude as every other receiver and for being a top five player in his position straight out of college, he handled his stardom pretty well. Now, the Carolina game was 100% OBJ's fault and he has been punished for it. Keep in mind Norman was just as guilty as Odell and he was allowed to run his mouth all summer AND throw OBJ to the ground last Sunday with no suspensions. That's besides the point. The point is the league has gotten to the point of over-doing it with all these pre-game warnings and being trigger-happy with the flags. Is Burfict going to get warned before every game? What about Suh? Just fucking drop it already with trying to fix your mistake of not throwing them both out of the game last year before the whole thing got out of hand. The point is, instead of killing him for playing with some heart and passion, let OBJ play his game without treating him like the devil.",It's the Madden Curse. +Obama: Better is good on climate change,I believe Trump is good on sexism :) +Then they gave it the wrong name.,Government of Canada getting shit wrong... Never. +Wait so are you telling me that fighting fascists is the only way to stop them?,"Possibly, but a super witty op-ed in the new yorker would be much more effective" +For someone who has sacrificed everything DHs sure cry a shit ton about anything bad that happens to them.,"Yea, but what have you given?" +"Zarya is OP, though. She's the second highest picked hero because literally nobody counters her, and Lucio is the highest picked. Either she needs a nerf, or we need a hero who can actually counter her.",Then we buff Reaper! +Green Arrow and Starter Pack of Choice Giveaway Lego Dimension s Facebook page is giving away Green Arrows and starter packs!!!!!,"Remember, countries outside the US don't actually exist" +Soooo you're telling me that the 6GB of VRAM on my GPU are simply ignored?,"You can see for yourself - load up HWinfo or GPU-Z or even MSI Afterburner and look at GPU memory use, if it stops at certain point while the system RAM usage goes up then yes, it confirms that theory." +Perhaps you shouldn't try to enter the playlist nobody ever plays...? Correct title: here is me waiting like an idiot while everyone else is playing SP or better playlists,"Been waiting for 15 minutes in Pilots vs Pilots, twice as much in Coliseum... half of the playlists are dead" +Because nothing like this happened to Hillary?,Yes you are right Hillary is not corrupted as fuck. +Clowns aren't scary. Neither are spiders. Grow up.,Wow you sound like such a badass +"Yet again, Hollywood fails to cast an Asian actor.","Yes, let's cast an Asian actor to play the SON of Idris Elba, a black actor" +i plugged my fan into a molex converter and it caught fire,Smart +This is propaganda. Chavez and his supporters have increased the quality of life of millions of Venezuelans through programs like Barrio Adentro - which saw most of those living in abject poverty receive healthcare and education for the first time in their lives. This should not be castigated because of the lies of some right-wing parasite scum ex-pats or their in-country patsies.,You forgot this: +B0aty gets thieving pet on DMM,At 73 total level aswell +Shiphtur announces free-agency,I too am a free agent. +Maybe because it's a clusterbang??,Shhhhhh the MCU is perfect and flawless +"Never forget, No. Is a complete sentence. Also, it throws lds leaders for a loop.","I prefer the sentence, fuck no." +puppy that followed soldier for miles in Syria then and now,"ITT: Cuteness of dog negates incorrect location, or Americans don't know the difference between Syria and Afghanistan" +at least gpus are progressing faster than cpus,cpus are progressing? +"And no matter how much someone loves YOU, you don't have to love THEM back.",But... but I don't wanna hurt their feelings. +What websites are good sources of information?,Reddit +16' Vikings vs. 85' Bears through 4 weeks,Every two or three years it seems like we have a new goat defense. +KAINE INTERUPTS SOOOO MUCH,"This is so frustrating, but Donald Trump is the rude interrupter right?" +Pay who? Captain planet? Will he make everything better? This tax money is going to buy F-35 fighters and pay Alberta EI benefits.,ya but EI premiums are needed to pay off federal debt .So it makes sense to charge a carbon tax to pay EI +"The funny thing is he probably believes he's the second coming of Wade, if not better.",dion scored double the points in his first preseason game this year than wade did in his so i'd say he's more than justified in thinking that +"Weird, it's like messing with your hormones can sometimes screw other things up, too. It's like medications affect everyone differently.",Too bad there's only one kind of birth control and nobody can switch to another kind if they have weird side effects! +Curry can play defense,That's new +"Yeah bring the price of a Porsche 918 Spyder down to $15,000 and I'll buy 4.",Sure I'll hop on that too! +valve,"I want half life 3 too, but how is this relevant to the conversation?" +The same thing that happened to Saudi Arabia when they bombed a hospital.,"SA couldn't possibly commit crimes against humanity, they sit on the human rights council." +"I mean, she rear ended you. How can she possibly blame it on you?",OP obviously drove backwards into her car! +This can be the most stunning Tornado you have ever watched onscreen!,And totally real too! +Almost moved without the switch tester that introduced me to mechanical switches. Made sure I couldn't forget it again.,"Wow, Daiso really do sell everything!" +"Yes, thank goodness for the unfollow button. Although, it is really entertaining to see the young party ladies become dedicated mothers. Most of the goth/emo/party people I knew back then transformed into suburban moms/daddies. Mom haircut van and all.","Wow, that sucks... Transforming from an interesting bunch to a boring as fuck bunch of SAHM... :S They lost all their personality and individuality." +"Oh man, it's right on the edge whether a 13 MacBook Pro will play it. Everything is fine except the graphics card is slightly worse than recommended. Any idea if it will run but uglier?","Integrated graphics, what a great idea" +"History of christianity 2220 Has anyone taken history of christianity 2220 at OSU? The first midterm was extremely difficult for me, and if anyone knows anything that could potentially help me with exam #2, i'd appreciate it. Thanks!",Go to church? +Iron Ban the Shotgun!,Oooo I haven't heard this before +What is the saddest movie death scene you've ever witnessed?,Alfred's death in Batman and Robin +Precautions?,Precautions is the name of his bot +Less than 12 Hours Post-Debate: Clinton Uses Pence's Debate Words Against Him In Stunning New Ad,This is so insulting +Ontario cancelled a gas plant for political reasons.,The thousands who die of cold this year because they can't afford to heat their homes due to the high price of renewables will be glad they didn't have to stick around and die of heat from CO2 induced climate change. +Suicide Squad Extended Cut. Spread the word,Can't wait for all the Joker scenes that weren't good enough to make it into the movie. +To think I wanted Watkins and White. Love you Reggie.,Yeah cuz Reggie knew they were both going to be placed on IR. +Pro-choice in Poland,Yeah i'm sure she made that sign and picture taker didn't give it to her so he could get internet points +Was it on r/movies? That sub is the worst,Indeed it was. +Are these voice actors of Rainbow Six siege?,"No, they voice battlefield" +"Reporter saying WWE has bought TNA's video library, Corgin to rebrand","Corgan is good friends with the chairman of the world wildlife fund, and guess who he just convince to become the international wildlife fund?" +Could you link me to that post? I'm pretty sure I came up the idea myself and not copying anyone's. There might be similar ideas out there,It's the comment of this one. +Selling Dual+ v2 *BRAND NEW unopened box,Bargain alert! +"Rapper Fetty Wap comes to court with $165K in cash, pays $360 fine",OMG wow he's so cool +doot doot,Praise Mr Skeltal! +"Muslim culture: Pakistani migrant said 'Australian women are sluts who deserved to be raped' in vile rant, tribunal hears",not all Muslims! +Clearly this is wrong. Toronto can't make the playoffs.,With Almighty Matthews they can. +All have Washington on em eh? Fancy that.,"No Harper's Ferry is in West Virginia, not Washington." +I don't know I'm scared. Hold me.,Boom goes the dynamite +*player it seems like we forget that if you're gold you're in the top 30-20% of your region.,"Damn right, show me some respect, I'm almost as good as a challenger player" +What would happen if Starhorn's BSS was changed to Draw a card. Your general receives 1 damage?,You would probably draw a card then take 1 damage. +Sold all that water in bottles across the nation and the world and Americans are A OK with it.,This must be KenM's alt. +Colorful show off an Intel Skylake motherboard with a built in GTX 1070 GPU,looks like iGPUs are improving +Yes ma'am,yes m' am +Did you piece all these backgrounds together?! I cant find it on tineye.,"Yep, pieced them together myself." +"Oilers name Connor McDavid captain. Lucic, Eberle and Nugent-Hopkins his alternates.",Why can't the Bruins get talented players like Milan Lucic? +Donald Trump Has Often Donated to Prosecutors Investigating His Business,Just being a good businessman +This I died once and the tank must be kicked culture is bad and we should change it,"Can we keep the, The tank is pulling 5 more guys while we are still fighting the last 10 guys, must be kicked, culture though?" +And you might even get away with it.,Donald? +"Had the pleasure of dying to the one and only, X_H.",Cheats be impossible drug ))) +Wings looking good this preseason. Maybe the season will be better than a lot of people expected.,Just wait until all the kids get sent down and we ice the same tired lineup as last season.... +People lose weight in different areas... I notice the weight in my fingers come off first,You dropped this: +The phrase up yours by itself is an insult,Great lets teach the foreigners more offensive English +Well but also the Irish are lovely people who appreciate artistic expression and will tolerate you if not encourage you no matter how terrible you are. (I studied in Galway so maybe they're just that wonderful there and maybe not in say Limerick.),Until they lose a football game. +*double trished,What fun! +Yea lets punish cops for doing their jobs.,"Yeah, they were just following orders!" +7 years,She hasn't aged a day. +::sobbing:: Hannipede sexually harrassed me. Even worse than Roger. - Megan (probably),Those damn Irish and their potatoes. +Kal hi ek bande ne post kiya tha about being fucked by 498A and his 'independent and modern' wife,"Yes, because only modern liberal women misuse 498A" +"2 days, 2 hours, but not 2 years. Insanity.",It is truly insane if something doesn't line up with your belief system or concept of fair. +Watching anime has rendered my quest for a real life girlfriend futile,watashi mo arigato +My advice to you is that you should be ready to walk. Do NOT buy the car if something worrying comes up just because you're already all the way there.,"Well he could probably fly back, he doesn't HAVE to walk." +Darren Dreger reported it could happen first.,Thank you! +"I got a feeling OP is trying to convey some deeper message to us, something of great importance, but i just can't seem to find it...",Well then maybe you should put your grasses on. +"If you could adapt one non-canon villain to a Dragon Ball Z sequel, saga or Super who would it be? I watched Fusion Reborn for the first time this year, and Janemba left an impression on me. I think is design is quite spectacular, and how he is spirit based rather then magical, alien, robot or anything similar. If i could I would've like to see a Dragon Ball Z saga of Janemba, that would take place after the last chapter of Z. Super has moved on from the after-life and Kais to Gods and Alternate universes so he would suit Z better. You gotta know when adapting a movie character there's gonna be changes, so maybe a different origin and more in-depth backstory would help him out. Who would you adapt? Too many cool non-canon characters not to be real.",Bio broly for sure +"YOU'RE from England, what's YOUR excuse?",You're* +"Ex OSHA inspector here - I've cited willful citations in an event just like that where the supervisors literally said that exact thing. I think the resulting citation was around 55,000 dollars",Can I get a rebate when I send people home for not locking out then? +Tymczasem na fejsbukowym profilu PiS-u,No jak juz wyprowadzac to tylko w kagancu +Whats the best part about living out in the country?,"good part plenty of space to do whatever the hell you want, the worst is the bugs omg there are so many bugs" +Bombed my laptop,Still better than literally 99% of laptops posted here +This cancerous comment on a lad bible video...,"Judging by his skill at spelling, I'd say he's a regular genius." +"Ive heard on frequent occasions of women who are single or lesbian being encouraged to just go out and hook up with a random man, get pregnant and raise the kid without him evening knowing or seeing him ever again. Kinda like a cheap sperm donor. How on earth is that even considered a reasonable suggestion?",Because women thought of it. +"Harvey/Wright/De Grom looked like they were considering jumping off Shea Bridge in the 9th last night. Those guys are such competitors, you know it was killing them not to be out there.",But Twitter told me Harvey hates the Mets and is a Tar Heel traitor who don't care about baseball no more. diff --git a/chunk35.csv b/chunk35.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d3b55c90ae25fea4f93a0561e8bd575164d68a21 --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk35.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1667 @@ +Input,Output +I used to think STFU meant stuff you,"Holy shit, I thought I was alone on this." +Chairman of the National Automobile Dealers Association says customers prefer to haggle than to buy direct,In other news Ford says customers prefer buying Fords than other manufacturers. +**YOU** get a sequel! And **YOU** get a sequel! # EVERYBODY GETS A SEQUEL!!!!,"Except for F-Zero, we need a new gimmick that fits first." +"I may have missed the episode, but has this ever been addressed?","I own a digital agency in the UK, if they need a professional site doing I'll be happy to discuss with them." +What is the funniest movie you have ever watched?,In bruges. +We need a mixed labor system with some slavery and some free employees.,God bless the 13th Amendment +Working class white men have lower incomes than they did in 1996,Probably because employers spend so much money oppressing minorities. +20th Century Fox just released a teaser for War of the Planet of the Apes,Wow I wonder who's going to win. +I would *love* to have one. Single complaint: Seems impossible to actually use.,Get gud +They won't believe it. Like they literally will not believe it if he loses. If he does lose they'll claim it was rigged and some sort of conspiracy. I don't expect people who live in a fantasy world to accept the reality of defeat.,but the LA tracking poll had him in the lead this entire race! +"How dare you, Manila and Raja?",HOW DARE THEY HAVE DIFFERENT OPINIONS FASHION IS OBJECTIVE +"You don't seem very slutty to me, but I have a theory that ALL girls are secretly sluts so I gotta ask","But if you tell him, then it's not a secret anymore." +"Ah, it's ight lol","It's not alright, this is a very serious problem!" +What about BF1 did you not enjoy?,"Duh, it's an infun piece of shit, he could tell from the couple of hours of the beta he played" +"I guess. Not in Chicago, where he's from.",yes because AAVE and southern dialect have nothing in common ever +"My Son and Daughter. Nothing else. I'd feel like a coward for not dieing for my wife, but if I look deep down I don't think I would. But my kids? Absolutely. I struggle to even think of a world where I'm alive and they aren't.","But if your wife was alive, you could just make another son and daughter." +"Stormcallers aren't *that* bad! It only takes a sticky grenade, 3 gjallarhorn rounds, a nighthawk golden gun shot and a few sniper rounds to get them to half. ^^^I'm ^^^joking ^^^please ^^^don't ^^^harm ^^^me.",If only they were that squishy. +"This LOOKS boring af, imo I had my hopes up so high looking how they made Shaper's look. MTX incoming for sure",What's boring about a pixel wide sprite of damage when you have crazy AoE clearing meta? +Earth is like a guy who knows exactly where to stand next to a bonfire.,"If he was 10 feet closer, we'd all burn and if he was 10 feet further, we'd all freeze, amirite?" +Still learning.,Looks like high quality wine! +TRUMP HITS 50% IN VIRGINIA! =DOMINATION PHASE HAS BEGUN=,But Nate silver said he only has 20% chance of wining the general election. +In Aus they're a bit relaxed about this - my registered name was a bit stuffed up with my middle name being my last name etc etc. We found it - and then she gave me a form to correct the mistakes. That's it. All casual and normal. You don't need ID here - just need to be a registered voter. Reading through this thread has made me realise that a lot of people have a hard time with ID - I hadn't realised before.,"Not a fair comparison, you're talking about a 1st world country." +Freelancer was amazing.,"Freelancer is still one of my favourite games from my childhood, I probably beat it 20 times over" +TIL that India ranks higher than Pakistan in per capita GDP,The only statistic that matters. +"Doesn't the broccoli get all mushy? If you make it like most of us do, don't you do 6+ hours?",Add broccoli in the last hour. +"Yah man but YOU made the decision. As I'm not a fan of any particular NFL team, I'm happy for college football on Sunday as well.",IT WAS HIS FAULT! +"Right? I'm always sceptical about that bug fear mongering since YT was flooded with RDR bug clips, and then when fearing about broken game I spend 60 hours without seeing even a single bug. But this? This is from one guy single gameplay recorded at pretty short period of time. It really looks pretty bad.",To be honest though CrowbCat's videos are usually finding shit like this for views. +"I've never packed a player above 89 in any edition of HUT, I'm shaking and I don't know what to do with my hands. Thank you Super Deluxe packs","ohh, you know what to do with your hands" +*was,:-( +.... wait a second... hmmmmm,just a visual glitch +But if you look at the typical use of condoms - they are pretty shitty too.,Just put on 2 plus a vaginal condom for good measure +Got to look at the bright side!,Oh i can't wait to hear about how the candidates are touring the disaster areas and how their hearts go out the victims and they stand in solidaryity and yadayadayadayadayada.... +"So a 1.2bn dollar satellite that will be the future of looking at storms, particularly hurricanes, is in Cape Canaveral and may get damaged. That luck doe",Everybody knows that Obama is using HAARP to control the hurricane to help Hillary. +It can stay gone. It was way too toxic and to me it didn't add anything to the game. 95% of what was said on chat were insults/complaining/ragers. The rest were people joking about the tog or gg.,But I *need* a way to tell the enemy arty to kill himself! +"Bloodthirsty mites likely source of skin irritation at Lake Forest Elementary, official says",Not a clickbait title at all. +Megamini - The pocket-sized high-res music player with a 15 hour battery life,Oh boy another pogo player +"Until I get official confirmation i'm remaining sceptic. There is zero proof that it really is Mallow sitting in that art, the chinese leak not just had some really good guesses, the riddler really is an insider or that the middle evolutions line up with the leaked final forms. It could all very well be an coincidence which probably the most likely. The art looks so off even for the anime. Also the mid evos are completely off. I'm saying Rowlet will become a prince like javelin thrower, Popplio will be a majestic dancer and Litten a noise making house cat! That fits way better! They are fake trust me, Serebii is just saying that they are pretty much confirmed because he needs clicks and attention.",You dropped this: +Local business freaks out over 1 star review.,"See, this is why we need to focus on the cyber." +This is just lovely. I think you hit the nail on the head with the weed being the springboard into a magical world thing.,Like a gateway drug? +TPC Sawgrass forecast to be under 9 feet of water...leaving only the island green above water.,nice improvement to another pete dye masterpiece +Non-binary friend gets round of applause at Olive Garden,Obviously you are transphobic if you see someone who appears to be a female and you assume that she is. +"I think he's gonna try and demand that Hillary apologize to the Benghazi mom, hoping to put her off her game. He's gonna try and bait her into punching down like he always does, but I'm confident Hillary is prepared for that in case Trump tries to turn this into the Jerry Springer show.","Yeah, you know, because 15+ hours of interrogation on Benghazi couldn't break her resolve, i am sure that Trump will be able to throw her off of her game" +You have been warned US you are illegally entering Syrian Airspace and you will be shot down just like what Turkey did to the Russian jet!,I'm petrified. +What are you guys using big knives for? Many posts I see big knives. What are you using them for? Between my keychain multi-tool and my full size multi-tool blades I don't see the need for a dedicated blade,To stab people who criticize items I carry with me. +Neymar receives a forearm to his face vs. Bolivia (NSFW),What a diving bastard +"I mean it's where they're located, what better way to do testing on what is arguably their largest upcoming feature? It's not a special gift to themselves or the city of SF, it's where their QA team lives.",You forgot this: +"Yep, when I first left a comment, it had several tens of points. A few minutes later it was at 0 with less than 50% upvoted.",But muh CTR! +And people say he's doing bad with college educated kids.,"Well, he hadn't graduated yet, so the liberal indoctrination wasn't quite complete yet." +"Peoole please calm down and cool your jets. Please Don't harass people with an different opinion than you. I see a lot of keyboard warriors going around this page and shittalking people who don't have the same opinion as them. I see people getting bombarded with down votes over the simple fact that they think SEE exists. Everyone has their opinions, and they deserve to speak it without getting harassed and stuff like cmon. The existence of the SEE is unknown as of now. No one knew if it's real, or fake. Everything is speculation right now. For the people who believe in SEE, good for you, go look for the steps cause that's the only way we'll now if it exists. For the people who don't believe in it good for you too. If there's one thing I ask for its to not go harass people who believe in it or not. If the SEE is real, the people who believed shouldn't go harassing people who denied it and vice versa. I'm ok with the debunking posts. It's nice to see both sides having discussions and evidence thrown up. But just no harassing we already lost DF because of this. I can't imagine the pain mods are dealing with right now",What if they think Tranzit is better than Revelations? +"Working at callcenter, asking people to pay their old bills. Naturally some responded angrily. 'So this is what you do all day? You just call people who haven't paid their bills?' 'Yes.' 'So if I paid my bills you'd be out of the job?' 'If everybody paid their bills, then yes.' 'Ha ha! Good. You just fucked up by telling me this. I'm going to pay my bills right away. When you're unemployed then see how you like getting calls about your bills!' The futility of eradicating a job that relies on the existence of poor people by making me poor escaped them.","Well, they certainly showed YOU." +"Pair of scissors, got it",If you're really careful you can just bite it and pull the cladding off with your teeth! +Compared to the hit/miss ratio of regular network programs?,Everyone knows Fox and TNT have never aired a bad show +Regina's new VR Aracde,"More games would be nice, but I'm definitely excited to try a vive finally." +Not looking forward to the traffic on the drive home.,"Totally sucks to live in a world class city, home of the president." +MRW when this guy at work who always tells me to smile more insists that I smile today because it's World Smile Day,Well that changes everything! +"Unpopular opinion, but I think there should be a distinction between someone who looks at downloaded child porn vs someone who molests kids.","Unpopular opinion on any other circumstances, but I am sure all you pedos here on Reddit will agree with me" +And The Winner of Season 2 All Stars Is..... ADORE DELANO! For dipping out of this fucking hot mess of a season before it was too late,Yeah it pays to be a quitter. +"In a few short moments our beloved sub will have eclipsed 34,000 users. The work of the Lard is being hastened. Stay thirsty my friends.",My thirst has become unquenchable ever since I embraced the path of damnation. +"It's OK, you won't even notice at 30 FPS.",For fuck's sake its CURRENT YEAR and we don't even have 60 fps yet. +Cuppkake is the heart and soul of the rap game,You better stan for the queen of rap +Wonder what straight up honest Christian good man Pence would have to say about this.,he never said those things +I heard she's hot as fuck!,"I wouldn't know, I've never looked at her face (nice job dude)." +"Germany, Italy and Japan vs basically the rest of the world",I wonder where you got that idea from +"Holy crap, that's not a made-up quote. That was actually the official response. Public relations 101 fail. ONE: I apologize **if** anyone was offended? *If*? No. An apology stands alone from anyone's feelings. You apologize for the offense, period. No ifs or buts. TWO: DO NOT BRING UP OTHER -WORSE- EXAMPLES. Bill Clinton's alleged behavior does not excuse yours. (We also have no witness to that supposed behavior.) THREE: Locker room banter? Many years ago? Irrelevant and evasive.",It was a youthful indiscretion. +Votre horoscope Innu du mois d'octobre!,M'en va au St-Hub rencontrer la femme de ma vie! +"Here we go again: FBI is evaluating technical options to crack another iPhone belonging to Dahir Adan, a guy who stabbed 10 people in MN.",*Well here we are again* *It's always such a pleasure* +What is your life motto?,Dum Spiro Spero +Send a legislator who'll approve a tax increase. Gas tax perhaps. More funding for Txdot = more roads built by txdot.,But I want more for the taxes I already pay! +It's not gender discrimination or racism or sexual assault when it's being done to white men. Get with the times. *Sigh*,"someone should have informed Congress, because it seems they forgot to write that part into law, and now the poor people at Yahoo are fucked because of a simple misunderstanding" +Police arrest two idiots dressed as clowns accused of chasing 14-year-old girls,Maybe next we'll have to develop a national Clown Alert system to warn the public. +Hand stilts,They are called fingers +Does anyone know if there's a video of this?,"Must be, you can see the cameraman in the gif" +How the White Helmets Became International Heroes While Pushing U.S. Military Intervention and Regime Change in Syria,"Clearly, the enemies of socialism everywhere!" +Clinton being president will lead to the end of the republic,Guys it would be SO BAD for progressives if the more progressive candidate won. +This is 9mm we need 50 cal,"10 gauge, triple-ought cuntshot" +"1963: minority ethnic groups have to perform mass demonstrations to convince the government that they shouldn't be treated as second-class citizens 2016: world-spanning hub of information connects all of humanity with near-instantaneous communication, and some people use it to laugh at novelty songs where did it all go wrong?",Good thing that 1963 description isn't still a reality of today +To think the whole world was only 3700 years old when that was made.,"When you have faith, anything is possible!" +I believe it's a foot injury and he got surgery on his foot which has him out for the remainder.,Ah alright thanks! +Robert De Niro Wants to Punch Donald Trump in the Face,Trump should auction off a chance for someone to hit him in the face and give the money to himself as charity. +Fairy Tail Chapter 505,"The more you use Fairy Law, the shorter your lifespan going to be -Mavis Makarov uses it, only kills half a person." +German sense of humour is fucking weird.,"German humor is no laughing matter, you know." +"However it's Obamas fault. He did not explain it well enough to the GOP that it is a bad idea to let a racist, lunatic rapist run for office.","Thanks a lot, Obama!" +Come thru Darienne Lake,Trying to ruin people's childhood in so many ways. +Karma.,"Yeah, karma to Rubens, well-known for being one of the dirtiest drivers in the field" +L'antitrust sta indagando,Ah beh allora siamo in mani sicure. +Summit and his nonexistent bullets,you have to aim for the body in this game or you wont hit anything. +These damn kids are becoming sentient.,They're adapting +The US is strengthening a network of secretive military bases across Australia to wage wars against Australian interests,"Somewhat misleading tag line, but still an interesting read." +the people who like the fact its gone seem to have a few reasons. 1. apple has a point that its an extra port taking up valuable space. (though this is true replacing the port is a proprietary lightning headphone jack is moronically no matter how you slice it). 2. they simply think its outdated technology they deserved to go. which makes no sense to me because it worked just fine and is a universal standard. 3. some seem to not understand that they don't actually have a reason and just seem to think everything apple does is godly. these arguments kind of suck to me. Even if we accept that removing the headphone jack is a good idea (ultimately i think it is because it does take up valuable space) the way apple did it is moronic on a billion levels.,I thought it was due to the #1 complaint about the iPhone 6s being that it was way too thick? +"Yes. If they run on fuel, they release exhaust.",Then just buy a generator that plugs into the wall! +All heroes are now demons (Sacrificial Pact hyper buff),I knew Jaina was a dreadlord +"No one forces you to sign up for a gym membership. People join a gym because they know they need to do something about their health. I'd love it if every member I had actually used the gym but that's never how it works. Most of my day is spent getting to know my members and that's the best part of owning a gym, aside from seeing results I have one member that lost over 200 pounds and has such a better quality of life now. I swear he's at the gym more than me haha",Yeah it's your fault people don't work out! +No wonder he got a hattrick on you,It was a small game aswell. +"Will Trading be local? I am almost certain the answer will be yes, mostly due to cheaters, but there are a few ways around that. Trading could be unlocked at level 10 or 15, to avoid botting, but that wouldn't fix the cheating. The other way would be to make trading only local. If they take care the cheaters then do you think that trading could possibly not be local?","Well they won't add trading anytime soon, since they are already working on some extreme and necessary new additions to the game, such as catching bonus with medals !" +Mafia 3 looks like a 10 year old game on xbox one,what mod for GTA 4 is this? +More like your parents are millionaires that keep buying all your friends Mercedes then at some point they looked at you spat and bought you a beater without doors and a half running engine with the statement drive this for the next month or two and we might consider getting you something better.,"Also, you are a warlock so you don't even have friends and everyone hates you" +How so? We all knew we were fighting Alexander. The fact that It has wings isn't a spoiler. Not everything is a spoiler.,Wtf you used the were so in your comment therefore im triggered and you spoiled all of S9 of the flash I will accept your apology in the form of cis tears +Didn't realize there are so many scammers on RS,Mod Weath does his job +"In a departure from negative TV ads, Clinton airs a spot featuring home videos of children",Insult driven campaign! +Just curious: which store did you see them in? I can't seem to check out online anyways. I always get held up when I enter my cc info; I think the website's all jacked up.,I live in TX so I saw them at the Urban Outfitters at La Cantera +"I feel bad for ya son , I got 99 problems but pussy liberal gun laws aint one.","Frig off, Lahey." +Totally responsible thing for a woman who's 7 month pregnant to do. And why the fuck is Kaiser not wearing shoes!?,"Hey now guys, she had to get an awesome shot of her hair blowing in the wind in the beauty of the storm!" +"Djokovic fans love to claim that the 2015 Federer was every bit as good as back in the day, but holy shit the explosiveness in his movement and ground strokes back then was out of this world.",His movement was better because of the weak era. +My Luke Skywalker Cosplay from New York Comic Con,I just dont see it... +History can help to support his statement nonetheless.,"Yeah, Hitler, Stalin, and Pol Pot were so religious." +Standing outside GABF for ages...,The Great Atlanta Beer Fail +where does he say that?,You have to read between the lines. +I hate that dude. Worst part of the dlc imo.,"HOW DARE YOU HAVE A DIFFERENT OPINION, ENJOY YOUR DOWNVOTES SCUMBAG" +"Say, which sources *aren't* biased? And, more generally, how do you go about determining whether a source is biased or not?",I don't like what they said = biased. +Or mentioned the good they did despite some problems instead of making it look like they pocketed half a billion minus the cost of a few homes,But what if they were all 83 million dollar homes? +"It's true that the US still has part of it's own chemical weapons stockpile to destroy. I worked at a disposal facility on the Umatilla Army Depot in Oregon. We finished the project and closed that site in 2013. There are a few sites left, one in Kentucky, one in Pueblo, Colorado and one other place if I recall right. I will tell you that the oversight and regulations that these sites are under is ridiculous. Between the military, OSHA and environmental rules it's both a very safe place to work (no, seriously) and also poses almost no risk to the surrounding area. Part of that oversight is informing the surrounding communities of what's going on.",How do they destroy them? +"Left=sunshine, right=sunshine, middle=eternal darkness.",Edit so left and right are Leia and Luke and middle is vedar or palpatine +"The problem I see with this is for example... Are you going to go reporting people that are writing unverified reviews? Maybe you think they got the review in exchange for a discount, maybe they didnt. Or they didnt leave a disclaimer on a unverified review. How do you know they bought it with a coupon. I totally get using this is you see a for real copy paste, or 30 line disclosure, but I feel like you need to be dang sure. Not just guess. I would hate to see someones account get shut down no questions asked because 3 people decided they knew for sure someone was going something like this.",Because Amazon doesn't shut accounts down too easily. +"For the last fucking time he's condemning Trump for joking about sexually assaulting people, not for cheating. Everyone has known Trump has cheated on multiple wives for a long time.",But you don't get it: If they don't strawman the arguement they can't win. +White and Blue? Hell No! Red and black is the way to go!,Tell that to the Virtual Boy. +Good morning from the International Space Station,"But the Earth is flat though, this is a fake image sent by the media to manipulate our minds" +you're making an ass out of yourself for assuming I'm voting for Trump,And you're just making an ass of yourself. +"Haha, Ohhh gotcha.. sorry, Ive had this Alias so long (20+ years) I forget all about it!",:) that's older than me... +How to lose FUT Champions game the hard way!,You have PEPE and are using the Mexican Crest... There is your issue +I think worlds group stage should be BO3,"If you want worlds group stage to be like a whole month, sure, great idea." +"You can be deeply religious and be a balanced, mental stable, normal functioning human.",But Reddit taught me that all people who believe in the invisible man in the sky are literally retarded. +It's not ASCII... It's hexadecimal.,So at least I was right about the fucking nerd bit.. +"I'm not a pioneer, but I don't drink(and never have) and EVERY time it comes up I get asked if I'm a pioneer. Every time I say no and literally every time the reply is 'well fair play to ye'","Ah, so you're an ex-alcoholic" +He makes dozens and dozens of dollars,And he's good at this +Today is the proudest day of my life. I successfully took a picture of me high fiving myself,Oh my.. so funny... +It's perfect because the Kobayashi Maru is a scenario designed to test the character of someone who finds themselves in an unwinnable situation. Kirk didn't believe in no win scenarios so he reprogrammed the test before taking it the third (?) time. Rubio et al don't have that luxury =).,"Yeah, but Mark Kirk is going to lose either way" +Mysterious Door in DE area on Revelations I swear I can't be the only person who thinks that there is something up with that closed door between the Pyramid and the Primis Statues in the DE area. There was nothing similar to it in the original DE map so I doubt it just exists for cosmetic purposes. There's got to be a way to open that door. My hope is that it leads to some unseen place that may contain something for the Super EE. Who knows.,I think theres going to be a hells retriever 100% +"always wondered the same thing, this dude offered me 550k for my m9 sapphire .0111, linked a post for an m9 sapphire mw going for 550. like honestly...",min wear doppler worth more on market so mw sapphire is too! +I would like this as our next Mystic Code!,"Master spell black keys mastery: Increase buster,arts,quick performamce for one turn" +And 8 turnovers,"We won, turnovers don't count" +"Yes, if the deck was correctly shuffled it's still random. Take into account that the deck order is arbitrary, and it's just another result. It's the same than generating a random number between 0 and 99999 and getting 00000, or 12345, or 99999. Those numbers still have the same 1/10000 chance of appearing, just like any other. I don't know if there's any term for those kind of results. If there's one, I doubt it has anything to do with mathematics, since from a probability point of view those results aren't special at all.","I always use 1111 as my PIN for that reason, as random as it can get." +Blue Jays are removing beer cans from the Rogers Centre for the remainder of the postseason.,"Damn, I'm sitting in the comfort clubhouse behind the plate, was looking forward to seeing if I could hit the mound from there" +If you're looking for newish campy Gorerror I just watched 31 and thought that was just marvelous. Drag Me to Hell is another one of those silly gems you may have missed and you can't go wrong with Cabin In The Woods or Final Girls.,I like how Rob Zombie constantly shakes the camera because it makes you feel like you're in the action. +"Oh, you mean the Mike did literally everything theory?",He also kill all +I think he was being sarcastic...,I guess I missed the +I'm sure the 4th Charizard will make him feel better,"Bu-bu-but it won't have the CP/IV combo I wanted, plus moveset!" +"Official Game Day Thread: New England Patriots (3-1) @ Cleveland Browns (0-4) | Kickoff 1:00 PM ET, October 9, 2016 | FirstEnergy Stadium, Cleveland, OH","Everyone was right, they were so much better without Brady." +I guess they deleted it? I couldn't find anything.,"Sorry, I think she deleted it." +Rumor is that NBC/Today Show people sat on the tape to protect Billy Bush. I'm grateful it was leaked before it was destroyed.,"Well, he did speak in opposition of Donald's New York Values, which Giuliani seems to support and trying to defend..." +"Typical Governor Scott. Pretty sure he's the Chair of a Trump aligned Super PAC. Either way, this is a terrible move. As usual Scott is playing politics. And with a natural disaster no less. In the last week of registration in 2012, I believe a little over 100,000 voters registered. That sounds like an insignificant amount, but let's recall that the election was decided by about 90,000 votes. Scott knows what he's doing, and it's shameful.","By extending the deadline, the republican leadership in SC must think the yokels are too lazy to get their shit together on time." +Duran Nolito (Spain) goal against Albania (0-2),Fantastic Assist by Nacho Monreal +My current set up,Thanks for the love yall! +Next they'll add that new fandangled technology of pitch speed.,I'd rather have perceived pitch speed. +Why can't you stand tpab?,the funk is junk ^^^ +"Haslam Breaks His Silence, Says He Won't Vote for Trump",It took a lot of political courage for a billionaire governor at the tail-end of his second term to come out forcefully against Trump at this moment in history. +After seeing kellogs memories So ive been wondering this for a whle. Once you go through the memories with nick. you go back to talk to him and the first thing nick does is imitate kellog. But after that ive never see anything come from it. I wish bethesda would have made nick some sort of bipolar multipersonality thing. Maybe have a quest to purge kellog from nicks brain if you wanted the old nick back. What do you think?,such an original idea that hasnt been posted 1000x before +"With the win today, Ben Roethlisberger is now tied with Joe Montana for Career wins with 117, 9th overall.",Joe Flacco is more elite than Ben. +Poor manfly. Words is hard fer you.,Good one! +Unreleased footage from the 'Apprentice' allegedly has Trump saying the N-word,yeah but was he running for president then? +LOOOONG drive now. please.,Only need one first down. +Thank you Aquadome For making me appreciate 60 fps,Nothing beats 18 frames per secound. +"And the solution to that is to require politicians running for office to speak under oath when delivering press statements, rather than allowing them to get into a bidding war of out-lying eachother.",Sounds practical. +I actually run a dehumidifier,"Same, I cant imagine wanting to humidfy the air more." +"Yeah, using an RPG for stealing $10k in 4 local stores isn't the most pacific thing you could do in a videogame, y'know","Yeah, 4 guys who at this point are probably as good at combat as high ranking special forces armed to the fucking teeth and in heavy armor is totally necessary for bashing up a few stores" +At least they have LeBron,Stipe Miocic is pretty cool. +"Access to justice is such a big deal for lawyers we learn about, there is no funding for legal aid at all anywhere unless you at least middle class you can't just go and get a lawyer.","Pretty sure lawyers are going a dime a dozen, or at least that's what firms are willing to pay graduates right now." +Googler confirms Pixel phones will have EIS on 4k video.,No OIS = DOA +SKT VS ROX finals rematch,ANX +Breaking Bad - 1995 Style,"All wrong, terrible, and not-perfect." +<--- THE DEBATE SNIFF COUNTER,"Just like last time, Hillary obvious tampered with the mic" +Not a plumber but taking a dump on an already clogged toilet is never a good idea.,"Yeah it is, something to push the plug downstream!" +He drone drops even harder.,Can't wait for Trump to nuke drop it hard. +I LOVE OBJ HE'S A GREAT GUY,He's the best. +Yeah I mean designing a new game completely. The only thing to take from Tetris would be the simplicity and the impact it had.,What would it look like for a game to have the same impact that tetris had? +This is how the NFL wants players to react after scoring a TD,I'm surprised they didn't call that an incomplete pass... +Dagg missed one conversion attempt in the Ireland 60-0 game.,Jeez that Izzy Dagg is a spud +So I guess those RC spider toys didn't have that terribly unrealistic of noises... But does anyone know what that noise *is*? Like is that the fluid squirting into its legs audibly?,probably just legs/hair rubbing against itself. +Cross the street if you don't want to be near a dog. Nutjob.,I'm assuming you forgot the +Does this mean I'm not a failure anymore?,Nah mate your still fucked +"The whole spectrum thing has always been rubbish. A spectrum goes from one thing to another, whereas femininity etc. is more of a scatter of attributes (which are arbitrarily assigned) Where on the spectrum is my very woman-shaped body wearing trainers, boxers, jeans and a t-shirt whilst watching TV and knitting a hat for my child exactly?","Depends, are the trainers pink or blue?" +I love how her badge erases her skin color.,Blue skinned bitch! +"I figured if it doesn't have a demo, it's probably bad and their hoping you buy the game to try it.",Lol no +It may take an iOS 10 major update before a jailbreak tool is released,didnt know that ios 9.3.4 was jailbroken +"What resources would you recommend for researching eastern Asian culture, folklore, and mythology? I am soon to be running a campaign taking place in an east-Asian inspired setting, and I want to stay faithful to the real life Asia by using as many objects inspired by their history and folklore as I can, but I know very little about it. Where should I go to research it?",*scoff* obviously anime +"Creature Transfer So since we have a free creature transfer stone, I need some advice on which of these three creatures to transfer to my Skirm I have 1 The Behemoth pet on a alt I dont play anymore 1 Salamie creature from the original summer pack 1 Baby Argos from the doppleganger package Which of these would make a good transfer",I wonder why salamine egg in kr is above 300 mill +they literally have a Breitbart employee in a campaign management role id say thats chummy.,"It's a blind trust, duh" +"A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes! The doctor chimed in, I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf! The priest said, Here comes the green-keeper. Let's have a word with him. He said, Hello George, what's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they? The green-keeper replied, Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firemen. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime. The group fell silent for a moment. The priest said, That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight. The doctor said, Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them. The engineer said, Why can't they play at night?",Ohhh boy it gets funnier each repost +Make a living as a limo driver.,And what a living that would be +DaSilva: Brock Osweiler has been a $72 million disaster for the Texans,I'm shocked! +"It's not a pit, though. It's a Black Mouth Cur.",Any dog that bites a human is a pit. +Tijdens het in en uitstappen moet je zo lopen dat je het verkeer kunt zien aankomen. Dit betekent dus ook dat als je links achter zit en je wilt voorin gaan zitten moet je eigenlijk om de auto heen lopen zoday je via de voorkant bij de bestuurdersstoel komt.,"Of gewoon achteruit lopen, natuurlijk." +I always found it funny as Sunfish are HUGE! And found in the ocean lol,shhh don't go getting all logical +Livestream Anyone else gonna watch the BF1 livestream on the 12th? :),"Nope, you'll be the only one in the world watching the BF1 livestream on the 12th man." +"The point is that some people just have different strengths than others, and that it's okay if you're better at some things. I honestly just do not have a head for numbers, and I struggled intensely through every math class I had to take. It wasn't for a lack of 'practice' or 'working at it.' I did those things, but math is just something I will never be good at. Every other type of class, I got straight A's easily.","No, you're just a whiney bitch who needs to work harder at something super complex you'll never understand." +If trump was talking about grabbing dicks that'd be the only way he'd lose the evangelicals,I'm sure the GOP Spin room would say something about brotherly love as a way to outreach to black people and the gays +Gears of War 4 bench shows that Async Compute ON/OFF works on Pascal now. ( +5 FPS ),"But remember, async compute doesn't work on Pascal!" +Internet with no government control! Oh Americans must be so happy because it automatically means better outcomes,But when has privatizing something ever not immediately made it better? +The Wall of Rage - Part 5,Can i have a link to the Warpack you are using pls? +I just saved 15% on my divorce proceedings by switching to Islam,Did you save 15% or more on car insurance by switching to Geico? +Friends is so much bad that they have marry two characters like a hindi tv serial,Yeah romantic relationships b/w friends is something unheard of +"Who currently has the smoothest shot in the NBA? An obvious pick would be Steph, but I really like D'angelo's shot as well. Who else has a really good looking jump shot?",shaun livingston +Far too many things. I'm probably the definition of a person that reddit shits on.,"Y'know, I hate people who put themselves down." +"THAT BAYONET LUG IS ILLEGAL! Like, really guys? You're gonna pitch a fit over a bayonet lug? Not even the actual bayonet, just the freaking lug!",So many kids are murdered by driveby bayonettings! +Trump Said Clinton Laughed at Rape Victim. She Didn't,pshaw... objective reality and facts are for beta cucks and SJWs +"Riot is known for very bad balancing after reworks like this. Remember Juggernaut? Remember Mages? Well, prepare yourself for the Assassins now which are even easier to fuck up in terms of balancing.","yeah, league is known for being an aweful game, the devs have no ability whatsoever." +"We zijn een zeer welvarend Europees land. We kunnen echt wel met zn allen een koningshuis betalen. Terwijl we *miljarden* zitten te dumpen aan onzin als Griekenland doen we alsof die paar miljoen ons de kop kost. Daarnaast denk ik dat je sommige kosten toch niet zou besparen als je het koningshuis zou afschaffen. Internationale relaties zouden volledig onderhouden moeten worden door Rutte, de paleizen zouden onderhouden worden als historisch erfgoed, en zo vast nog wel meer. Verder vind ik een koningshuis hebben inderdaad ook mooi.","Zo'n ontzettende onzin, alsof Willempie zelf andere staatshoofden zit te bellen.." +"That they can remember the most detailed statistics about their favorite sport, but not the details of your favorite hobby/tv show/movie.",Well...thats because we care about the sport. +"To everyone who keeps asking what happened: Friday practice was normal, no big collisions, Sid comes in Saturday not feeling well, at first they thought he was sick but after testing concluded it was a concussion. This is what I've seen on twitter, Pens coach to keep it in house what specifically may have happened Friday that led to the concussion.",I'm just waiting for someone to somehow blame this on Marchy from the WC.. +I like how Trumpettes will just state their objection to math without any facts to back it up before running back to their safe space.,"This election is gonna be rigged, and also too, Donald Trump is not going to lose." +I love how he says that he is going to be insufferable all week and that Shitizens now have no where to hide. From his hug-box echo-chamber.....,Shakin' in my boots from a 50+ year old crazy man (ON THE INTERNET) with the breathing habbits of someone on the verge of a massive stroke or heart attack. +There it is...,But he's original and funny! +You have to be kidding.,Hey leave him alone hes a hax0r copy & paste to windows burn and play for free +So if you have a significant other that works somewhere else then what?,Move closer to both jobs; that's what. +Trump doubles down on promise to jail Clinton if elected.,But Kellyanne said he was joking! +My teacher just called me the Embodiment of physical pain This is an accurate description of pretty much every high schooler.,i would have beat that bitch she makes good money and has to deal with nice kids and yet she acts like that? +This guy thought he was safe...,We KSP now boys. +Shitpost,Said the 1 karma post karma guy *expert* +"We had a fantastic system for snow days, we were only allowed to have snowball fights in a very small area. The rules were that the snowballs could not be any larger than your thumb, you could only throw them underarm, and you were not allowed to throw snowballs above the knees. Also no snowmen, because they could fall over and hurt someone.",Rounds Seasonable +"Finally, there wouldn't be so much Islamiphobic rhetoric going around if more of the refugees took on a neighborhood watch mentality.",wait isn't this what Donald Trump wanted snitches snitching on radical islamic terrorists. +Wait a minute guys! I think Bill Clinton may have been unfaithful to Hillary!,What your sure? +Actually the poop rat snaps in two.,r/jontron is leaking +"If you don't want the surgery, it's better to not do it and having the mismatched marker. Fact is, the law will change. Maybe not quickly, but it will. Besides, having a permanent surgical operation you don't want would cause more dysphoria and discomfort.","i'm planning on getting bottom surgery, just working on saving the money." +Never trust a dog with a black tongue.,Purple* +"TIL Dharavi slum is the most densely populated area on planet earth, with 1 million people living within 1 square mile.",So proud. +"Suprised I haven't seen any bakasura mentions. Relies heavily on snowball, imo.",Its because nobody plays him. +Is this normal. . . On the_donald my up votes count as 1 but my down votes count as 2. Why? Is this just reddit in general and I've never noticed before?,Nothing to see here...totally normal +Cut just as God intended.,You forgot this: +Lmao what that's metal,Yeah you can obviously tell from the picture that it's metal +"In Germany the higher grade drugs actually lead to a harsher sentence, because the amount of active substance determines the sentence. 40g of weed with 12% THC are worse than 70g with 6%",thats one of the reason why germany is fucked up now +I like consoles because I just want to sit on my couch and game that neat as I sit on my couch and play my heavily modified skyrim.,b-b-b-b-but Skyrim Remastered is coming out with mods on console. +"I think we need to adopt something from the American system, and have propositions on our ballots. Cheaper and allows more direct democracy.",Yeah it worked so great for California +"I play multiplayer games to play online, I would've preferred to play with real players. I'm sure I'm not alone when I skip the ai training before I play games. What better practice is there than actually experiencing what the game really is? Also bots are boring as shit, so no wonder weegee was bored.",i think you got to see it less like trying to build up skill but more like getting comfortable with different skillsets. +Guys Please Stop Making Titles Like That,But We Need Capitol Letter Every Single Time +"Somebody needs to explain to WWE how anniversaries work... Much like when they called Wrestlemania 25 The 25th Anniversary of Wrestlemania despite only being 24 years since the first event, they are now calling the upcoming Royal Rumble the 30th anniversary despite it only being the 29th. It bothers me that a major company can make such careless errors like this. Yearly numbered events are not the same as birthdays and wedding anniversaries. 1988 was the first Royal Rumble. It doesn't take a mathematician to figure out that 2018, not 2017, is the 30th anniversary. Using this logic, today is the one year anniversay of WWE 2k17 being released. Stop this madness immediately WWE.",They are clearly using the TX calendar. +"Bravely Touch, on iOS and Android in 2017!",MRGRGRGR! +2 of our players arguing the last thing we need. Oh strootman never came that time? What about sneijder? no? fuckkkkk...please tell me we at least got Gaitan,Hilarious! +"Holy cow, that janitor must be making bank.",Piggy bank +Next patch: flame imp has stealth,"Guys, it's to balance it so you can't target it with PO" +He was shackled?! And here I was thinking he was running around like an unrestrained lunatic.,I'm quite excited to see how far this 'unshackled' Trump can bury his party! +my heart goes out to you and your face.,"It's not too bad now, but if it gets worse you might see it on the new page of r/tifu" +Let's dispel this fiction that Marco Rubio has not been talked about for a long time. Marco Rubio is talked about all of the time.,"Wow, with an argument like that the fiction is easily dispelled." +"Pacquette, I don't think you wanna throw down with Big E...",I'd pay to see that +It's getting SCARY! What's wrong huff post... you need a safe space?? :) ;) ;),"We are at war with Clinton Media Co.,Inc.TM" +"Sorry for the bump, but did you ever figure out something for this? I am having the same problem. 2 time functions and a mac and an unknown way to combine them.",No I did not. +You're missing Division,*The Destiny killer* +"Typical entitled driver, they should have their license revoked and their car confiscated.",You forgot the +"True, but it doesn't surprise me that a religious group denouncing a political candidate would sound holier-than-thou.","But Jesus forgave, so like, vote Trump." +"Astralis benches karrigan, notaN to stand-in","Wow, S1mple playing for Astralis?" +Pokemon hasn't gone to space yet.,"You can in Ruby & Sapphire, that's how you get Deoxys" +I couldn't pick it up... Please deca... I got a jugg and a crown but i couldn't pick them up?!?! Please give to me. Thank you.,lmao funniest post +How dare you slander an entire religion by directly quoting their holy text.,"Meanwhile, Christians are bigots and stuff, m'kay?" +Post-Debate Poll Shows Clinton Holding 9-Point Lead Over Trump,"See, Trump is surging, made up 4 points in one day!" +I think you're pretty good looking. Best with a little facial hair.,Well thank you! +My power wet out around 5:30pm and back on at 4:00am,same here +Carson suggests problem with Trump scandal is that graphic sexual talk is too rare,I have it on good information that the ancient Egyptians commonly grabbed each other by the pussy while they were moving grain supplies to be stored in the pyramids shortly after the earth was created. +"The thing is, this has all been known for years. Saudi has been funding Wahabbism across the globe for decades; I wrote about Qatar's funding of the MB and ISIS back in 2014. None of this is remotely new, it's been known to intelligence communities and governments since the 80's. The real difference is that Trump is the only politician I can remember, ever, actually having the balls to step up to the plate and take on Saudi Arabia and, as he specifically referred to it, the oil cartel. That, in and of itself, is ethical and moral justification for voting for Donald Trump.",Yeah but his taxes or saying mean things is more important to the future of our nation +don't take away our deck slots,"It's ok, he's on console - it's expected" +"I don't see it ever happening, but I do think LSU might have an easier path to the Playoff in the big 12 (kinda analogous to FSU in the ACC)",Which is why LSU will go to the Big 12 after Jimbo becomes their HC +Biggest joke? Getting a team from relegations to LCS finals and then to worlds? Enlighten me pls.,"He's a joke, he should have gotten from relegations to *winning* worlds obviously." +As long as there's no alien impregnation involved I'm cool with sci-fi-esque processes.,"I'm fine with alien impregnation... but then, that clearly means I'm just too AGP to be a real transgender." +"Trump Tax Plan Gives 47% Of Cuts To Richest 1%, New Analysis Finds",I guess the nonpartisan Urban-Brookings Tax Policy Center got bought by Clinton too. +"Yeah, I'm thinking the salt would have a bad effect.",Kids these days are SO sensitive.... +**You are gone for 30-45 days and are trying to hit 26 different cities?** Is that what I see?,"But, if I had to cut some stops out of the trip they would be France, England, Serbia, Montenegro, Bulgaria, and Romania." +I have no clue why this point hasn't been hammered home more. Donald Trump is a man who does not *believe* (as if its a thing to be believed...) in science. He's spoken out about vaccines and climate change. His VP doesn't *believe* in evolution. These men do not care about scientific fact.,But we have a thousand years of coal! +There are going to be a bunch of disappointed teenagers on election day. At least they can assuage their wounds with memes.,*assange their wounds +I'll trade white wizard hat for beret pink + top hat orange,Donezo +Fall Weather Means Crock Pot Potato Soup (recipe in comments) topped with Shredded Cheddar and Complimented with a Grilled Cheese Sandwich,You mean a grittled cheese melt? +That witch Mercy skin is gonna be mine! unlike nihon Genji...,kys genji main lol +"Have you ever seen his stream, everything will be answered.",I think he does more than watch his stream. +He sucks at mixing?,It takes skill to change the track every 30 seconds. +"Crate Camping is WORSE than hookcamping With all of the outrage over hookcamping/bodycamping, why has nobody even mentioned this?! There's spots on maps with 5 crates all sitting right next to each other! So what if you get 100 point per? By the time you run around trying to catch that person, three generators are gone. Seriously, I don't mind crates but when they are so close together it makes them overpowered, and if they were spread out across the map it would make more sense than having crates sparsely populated in some areas, and more densely in others. With hookcamping at least you can disable the hooks, while killers can't destroy crates at all!","In protest of the upcoming manual reporting system, I for one will report any survivor that camps a pallet or hooksave" +"This is all very useful advice if you're limited to a shotgun for some reason. If you aren't, it seems really antiquated and ineffective. So much time spend discussing reloading technique because magazine capacity is comparatively low. You don't have to be limited to five or nine rounds followed by single-shot-reloads. You can use a modern rifle with a 30 round magazine and you're basically set unless attacked by the mafia.",Yeah except with a shotgun you can load it with buckshot and create a wall of lead shreading everything in front of it. +I plan on holding out until the V20 releases to turn mine in. I'm busy as can be right now and I don't want extra fuss of configuring some sort of loaner device until later this month.,So busy that a small fire in your hands/face area is no biggie! +"Exactly. If i was talking to my real friends, theres a real chance i wouldve said pussy grabbing tiger, for comedic effect",No other guy has EVER talked like trump has to their friends.. no.. never.. +Not sure how valid this is but someone in a chat group on CBS says they went to HS and college with Shelby and claims she is a bully?,Maybe they didn't get her sense of humor. +It's never cut and dry though. What about the children of illegals who spent most of their life here?,I think dudemanbro forgot a +Does anyone else remember the Pilgrims eating hot dogs on Thanksgiving?,I thought it was tacos +Wouldn't it be neat if the FCC made them cough up the email chain and the executive who established the criminal theft policy was put in jail for as long a period of time as if he were a minority inner city youth who had stolen as much? That would be fun.,too bad corporation are people too... +"Actually it's the rocket launcher that gives faster power ups. Proof is that I was on round 40 and hadn't gotten a max ammo for awhile, got the rocket launcher out of the box, used all my ammo killing one zombie and he dropped a max ammo. Come on now...",Forgot the +anyone train for a half-marathon or generally stay in shape during M3 year? How u do dis?,I've heard you should take the stairs because nurses and attendings with make comments about how lazy you are +How dirty do Danielle voters feel to be on the side of Zaulie fans?,I think we refer to ourselves as Zupporters from now on +"When you were in Elementary School, what thoughts passed through your head when and if you were called to the office ?","Shit, my mom is going to take my gameboy away" +maybe not charging them for crimes which normally would be passed if committed by white people.,"Lol Just stop charging people with crimes I mean you're not wrong, that would certainly stop crime!" +Did you just assume my gender?,I think you're getting downvoted because you forgot the +"Catholic iconography is full of all kinds of suffering porn. There is so much masochism in the Catholic faith it's not surprising that bdsm dungeons draw so much influence from the Inquisition. Self flagellation, wearing a mortification belt around your thigh if you are seriously into opus dei. I swear half of you guys are closet masochists. I suspect many a student found their kink when they got punished by nuns.",TIL Jesus was a masochist +"I mean, FWIW, I never even heard anything about the accusations until this time around (whenever that started, maybe a year ago?).","Right, which is naturally just proof that you are internalizing rape culture, isn't it?" +A Crucible playlist with modifiers other than Chaff (Inferno) would actually be really cool. Imagine Brawler. One punch kills. People would play completely differently.,Yeah rather than a shotgun they'd slide at you with fists. +Take away the cute puns in Madolche. Madolche Owl. Madolche Angel. Madolche Queen.,I think you missed the Fun tag in the title. +literally unplayable,minor text fixes bug fixes +NFL teams will now be fined for posting videos and GIFs during games,"But on the bright side, National Anthem protests are still fair game." +*bing*,Lack of acknowledgement of Cinema Sins reference *bing* +"Hey, question.. since you're all Australian 'n stuff, and i've had too many beers tonight. With the political environment over here in the US, this place is kinda turning into a shit-show. Can I come chill with you guys for about a decade?",NO REFUGEES. +"There are countless good reasons why someone may have difficulty graduating from high school. Maybe their family situation is horrific, maybe they are depressed or suffer from some other psychological disorder, maybe they are taking a heavier or harder course load and are cracking under the pressure to succeed applied by themselves and their families, and on and on. That you just presume that it's equally easy for everyone says a lot more about you than it does about anyone else.",You must be new around here... +President Joko Widodo named 13th most influential Muslim in the world,"Nooooooo, he's supposed to be Chinese kafir, not muslim" +Billy Bush Enlists Crisis PR Firm to Manage NBC Exit,He can get a job in the Trump administration. +Why are you circling me?,Wow... the suspense... +"I tried bounty hunting after running long distance trade and exploration but after dropping 20 mil on an outfitted Vulture and trying my luck on a hazres I was only making 400 k per outing, including the 150 k anacondas. That didn't cover the insurance for the ship. Whereas I can make 8 to 10 mil a run in my AspX from the biowaste hauls. Though 400 lys there and another 400 lys back does hurt after a while.",It must hurt so bad to earn more money than any other profession while being able to watch netflix or play another game at the same time. +*#*notallmen lel,Proof that the only racism that exists is towards white men +This is exactly what I did with all my money and the money of a couple of buddies. If the pound falls under the euro I will move to a different european country. It makes no sense to me to stay and work for less valuable money or invest on devaluing assets.,We did it guys everyone is leaving. +"Hillary crowd is only 3051 people. Someone counted them one by one! Media says 18,000...","To correct the record, one secret service guy and a press photographer next to stage are missing their dots, so it is actually 3,053 people, The_Donald clearly keeps lying and does its usual smearing." +"He has his friends coming to help him. I am not allowed to be there because I am an evil witch that has put a spell on him... FH actually spoke to the lawyer about recording the whole thing, and she agrees that he should do that. :) He's a smart cookie. :D",he is and sweetie if are a witch your the good sort :P making poor DH stand up for himself how very dare you +Deputy shoots woman reaching for cellphone during stop,"she was reaching for a Samsung Galaxy 7, so he considered it an infernal machine" +Teen Beauty Queens: Trump Walked In On Us Changing,Now *that* is truly presidential behavior! +Honestly 2 assists for a midfielder who's team then goes on to win easily is more than enough. I can't believe he didn't get an IF.,Scoring 4 goals against a team where 1 player is professional at most doesnt warrant an if either or scoting 3 ( Benteke) +Is Trump's locker room talk starting to sound gay to anyway one else? The things he says make me wonder if he's ever touched an adult woman in his life.,"You're trying to deflect attention from the fact that Michelle Obama is really a man, aren't you?" +I was ripped from the womb two days before my scheduled birth... via c-section.,Such a nasty person +"Samsung Kills Galaxy Note 7, Shares fall by 8%",This kills the Galaxy Note... +Arm Size to Bench Press Survey,15/19.75/405 +Wikileaks: Hillary Clinton Bragged About Being Invited to Putin's 'Inner Sanctum',But trump might have an office building there +"I'll go ahead and say it. A vote for her is a fucking stupid vote. You vote for her, shoot yourself because you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground, in my opinion.",Butbutbutbut trump doesn't respect women! +Lesbian Ghosthunters set out to smash the stereotype that ghosts are all hetereosexual,Waiting for the comments about getting a straight Project Runway. +"You make some good points. And I totally agree that the 18yo scenario that you proposed sounds creepy, immature, and rapey. Most of the comments that have gotten under my skin are when I see people saying that Trump brags about grabbing women by the pussy. I think I might be guilty of associating that misleading statement with more valid complaints about what he said. I ended up listening to the clip again based on what you're saying and 100% don't like the way he talks about women in the clip. Here's what I hear in the tape when I listen: He told Bush that he failed when he tried to make a move on a married woman (cheating, yuk). He took her furniture shopping and didn't end up woo-ing her. Made some derogatory comments about her that are gross. He sees an attractive woman and eats some tic tacs, I presume because he doesn't want her to have a negative impression of his breath smelling and makes a joke about In case I kiss her. Automatically attracted to beautiful women - guy talk. I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet.Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star they let you do it. This is the worst part I think. I think it's fair to assume he means I don't even wait [for permission?] but he doesn't actually say that, he could mean he doesn't wait to get home or to be in private. He also says that they let you do it [kiss them?] He's not saying he forces it if/when someone says no. In fact, he opened this tape up with saying how he failed to move in on the married woman. Then the next section is the You can do anything, [BUSH: Whatever you want?] Grab them by the pussy [BUSH:Laugh]. You can do anything.. Hyperbole, crude, inappropriate joke used to emphasize his point that as a star women let you do anything. Next, a few cat calls - pervy but guy talk. He then gets off the bus and *doesn't* automatically start kissing the attractive woman. Bush awkwardly proposes a hug for Donald and they hug/he kisses her on the cheek -- a family feud style interaction. The bottom line is that I don't approve of that conduct and it's not something I'd like to hear out of a 59 year old man let alone a presidential nominee. However, I think it's also really damaging to people's/the media's credibility to spin or exaggerate things at a time where the public trust of the media is already really damaged. I just wish that the media and Reddit would focus more on spreading information and letting people form their own opinions instead of twisting things and shaping perceptions. Well I am starting to regret posting my thoughts as it seems most people would rather not see them judging by the downvotes...but thanks for taking the time to make a good counter arguement.",Why focus on actual issues when we can call someone a sexist? +Who is Spieldberg?,"The guy who did Schindlder's ldist, Cldose Encounters, Raiders of the Ldost ark etc." +What's wrong with scarab?,Never meta in pro scene so it must be a shitty car. +no,Why? +You're the type of person that tries to push the boundaries of the law and then when you get caught you're saying you didn't do anything wrong because there is no clear rule/law for it. Just because there's no rule on it doesn't mean it's right.,"But dude, you have such shitty logic!" +"Move over computer engineering, Mechanical is new trend. In terms of placement also, Mechanical has shown an increase in numbers over the last four years.","I mean, they do spend all that time reading up instead of getting laid" +"Someone who breaks the law is still a criminal, regardless of whether they ever face charges or not.","oh yeah, for sure, she's left a trail of bodies in her wake" +"Software Development. Despite the fact that most developers will acknowledge that 99.9% of the time there are many ways to go about doing something, everything that they weigh in on always falls in that other 0.1% category. Efficiency, leaner code, readability all being among the I'm still more right justifications - often being baseless assertions detached from the reality of the code in contest...","OMG you used 4 lines to write this, I could do that in 3, so ineffecient" +Seems my CB position is set for the next 15 years or so,"if clubs like man city , barca , real , psg don't bid on him that is." +"But you guessed it on the first try, whats up with that?",FedEx was a clue I had? +"Laine on the left, Connor on the right... Our power play will be devastating in a few years time, if not sooner. I'm excited to see what both these guys can bring offensively.",2019 Stanley Cup confirmed. +Amazon takes on Spotify with streaming music services that cost less than $10 a month,I'm so thrilled about another new and exciting product for which I'll have to wait 5 years before it's available here in Canada. +"Related: Can we have different classes of Social Justice Fighters? Like, I want to be a Social Justice Ranger, can I do that? Valiantly fighting the forces of evil with my faithful animal companion at my side! that^isn't^too^nerdy^right?",I wanna be the Social Justice Barbarian! +"What's that one thing you always fuck up, no matter how much you try?",Microwave pasta +Who's your favorite player who was loyal to one team his entire career?,Darrelle Revis +Fishing in Russia,I kept reading the title as Ice Fishing in Russia and got irrationally angry at the fact it wasn't ice fishing... +Karlsson is just too good. Best defenceman in the league IMO.,I dought it +Since when has ignore them and they'll go away ever worked with these chucklefucks?,Didn't you know racism worldwide was defeated by just acting as if no racism exists? +"Scarlett Johansson Voting For Hillary Clinton: She Has Stamina, Integrity & Is Very Clever",She's just angling to play her in the movie in 20 years. +"A part of me sometimes wish ethics never got invented, so we could do some fucked up science just to see what a human-chimpanzee hybrid looks like. I'd call my humonkey Steve.",I wish we could discover ethics for economics +CBSNEWS: More questionable footage of Trump's comments on women,"Oh no, I better let Clinton win the election over this!" +"Oh dang! I didn't realize that there were still Romans, Spartans, and Vikings around to be offended.","Yeah, it's good we killed all the Romans." +"My little brother as The Nightcrawler, circa 1989. I love this kid.","So painting your face black is offensive, but blue is perfectly fine?" +Supermarket: $2.5 Strawberry punnets are cheap ATM $2.0 Small tub yogurt $0.5 Add a banana $1.5 Grab a couple of slices of cold meat $0.7 Bread roll $2.2 Ice coffee BYO your own yogurt spoon.,Ain't none of the reddit generation got no time for that! +What's your favorite thing that your pet does?,Shits on the floor. +"Gabe The Dog barks 388,340,612,661 times",This must have been a pain to render +A whole bunch of conservatives staring at Obama's crotch until an imaginary boner appears. Can't decide if it's bonergate or POTUS ERECTUS.,"None of those conservatives are gay, you understand?" +First look of Amber Heard as Mera,AKA Emily Blunt turned us down... +"The PLAN, God's all important PLAN! A friend who is an active church member had something positive happen for him and he credits The Plan God has for him. I asked him if that same God's PLAN was responsible for a mutual friend dying of cancer, another dying from getting hit by a drunk driver, the abject homeless and poor starving to death across the world? What kind of PLAN is it that assures us God loves each and every one of us, cares for us and knows all about us while sitting up wherever and watching all the pain and misery? All the children dying of cancer? The people starving to death by the thousands across the world? What kind of PLAN is that?",It's the plan where only the exceptionally valiant in the pre-existence have a shot at finding their keys. +yeah because he couldn't possibly be spiritual and thankful for doctors at the same time,Although he does say thank *only* the man above +Teleporting to the front yard,That was beautiful +Can we get qt reacting to rush reacting to him?,it's ladder goat all over again +"I agree with Putin that the hypocrisy from the West is astounding, but he's no saint either. The U.S. might be #1 in arms dealing and proxy wars and arming rebels, but Russia is #2, and meddles in Eastern Europe AND the Middle East.",Russia is #2 so it's ok. +I want to know how he got up there in the first place,Obviously building one by one with micro jumps +One of Warnie's wristy's,NSFW tag please. +"The point is that the fighters were drawn to your location, getting you spotted when you wouldn't have been and ruining your primary advantage. BBs and CAs have better AA support in order to act as a better counter to fighter anyways, so there's really no reason to go over isolated DDs",my Mutsuki can chew through a T8 fighter squad in 6 to 8 minutes... no problem there +In Praise of a President Who Offered America Eight Dignified Years Free of Sex Scandals,"He may have been a terrible president, but at least he didn't have any sex scandals" +"I got up in the middle of the night, made sure my companion was fast asleep, and drove to a strip club a couple of blocks away. My grandfather would not be pleased.",No wonder you are here! +This is news to my ears. When did Hillary and Obama invade Syria?,"Look at these corrupt politicians, waging wars without us even knowing" +I guess Hollande is just a far-right politician...,Ya France is known for their super conservative principles and policies. +Seems like Team Clinton isn't super fond of the Catholic Church.,What makes you say that? +But if we dont start theorycrafting and roasting over something that we still dont even know how can we spend all that freetime that we have and dont spend playing league because we hate the game?,"Can confirm, don't like this game." +Why would you ruin your child's entire life just because you assume they'll be too stupid to spell their own name?,Punishment for labor +I'm somewhat baffled by this. Isn't... isn't what he's describing more or less how it should be? Or am I missing something?,Found the radical lefty! +"For what it's worth. I don't think it's as big as a risk as people think. He has an engineering degree. If he changes his mind it's not like he'll be jobless for years. He's only been at his job what like a year?? Not like he's invested a lifetime into it. If smash makes him happy, I say do it. He'll haven't plenty of time to build a career as an engineer when he retires from smash.",it says here you quit your last job to play more smash bros melee for the Nintendo game cube..? +I'm actually thinking about it. Worst case scenario is they say no.,worst case scenario is they say yes and you fuck up all Valve VR efforts in Linux. +Picture from the ISS of hurricane Ivan looks like the portal to Agartha,I thought this was a scene from Sonic Adventure DX +"When you get your ass handed to you by an old guy who isn't Dan Severn, it's time to remove yourself from the gene pool.","Dont worry, its just genetics that this sjw doesnt has any strenght." +haha is there a story?,"Women, ammirite?" +"^(For real? Rodgers is still awesome and it's his receivers who suck, a sketchy line and a tough schedule so far)",upvoted because i have to assume this is +What is something most think is real but is really fake?,The moon landing +"Resigning as m- -Wait, I'm no longer a mod, I already resigned. Dammit. But just in case, I'm no longer a mod. Don't ping me in stuff.",Oh largate a la chingada hijo de puta. +Uhh source?,"OMG, I'm surprised it didn't hit on mainstream media" +"Incidentally, all the other prime ministers of India were, too!",*Ba dum tsh* +"I want to see him absolutely rake in this movie. Slice, dice, brutality, decapitations, all of it. He needs to show in this why he is so feared and the second most powerful individual in the galaxy.",But star wars is for kids +One where this rich white man spent 18 months insulting the most powerful person on the planet. He ain't going to catch the normal breaks Hillary will make sure of that.,"Wait; you're saying that the person elected president will influence the outcome of a judges decision... Sounds like a justifiable, honest and trustworthy use of their power to me" +Trespassing at a cell phone tower is now an act of domestic terrorism,"So this should also mean that intercepting signals to and from said tower is also an act of domestic terrorism, right?" +I think that is great. Retail could all learn something from Chick-fil-A and treat employees with some dignity.,"They better not treat gay people with dignity, though." +When your Tiny loves his tree SOOO much . . .,Doesn't everyone know that two aghs on tiny makes him duel wield trees for +100 attack speed +Didn't the whole -morph thing get scientifically debunked?,Yes. +I live with my mom so I could just have her lean against the door.,We know +"xxs? Do fuckin smurfs play this game? I'm the skinniest dude you'll meet but anything less than a medium looks like a crop top on me, and I'm average height",Anyone who beats you is either a smerf or a hacker. +"Let's be honest here, Just everything in the control panel that's not in settings, needs to be moved if your wanting to merge them, IMO.",Like it's that easy. +player uses a gravity star to bend his shots over a roof,I bet the hitscan on that is *just amazing*. +"I'm REALLY pissed off right now. Ok, lets completely ignore the fact that Hux could've easily dealt with Exeggutor, lets leave CHL in against something he's weak to, great idea there guys, glad to see they haven't learned ANYTHING despite the continually growing pile of bodies that they've been leaving behind. /rant","c'mon, it's grass/psychic against fire/dark, there's so much that could go wrong!" +Allowing your enemy to withdraw for the sake of avoiding a pointlessly destructive battle isn't something new,"If we kill a few dozen IS members, but kill tens of thousands of civilians, it evens out!" +"She sexually violated so many men in such a short amount of time, it was disturbing.",She's just *flirting* silly! +Donald Trump Lauren Southern Emily Rutherford Paul Joseph Watson Needless to say my feed is 80% political,Safe to say you support Hillary? +"These are conspiracy theories, through and through. Politicians do not do any special favors in any way for anyone who gives them money or donates to their campaigns or foundations.",Just doesn't happen and anyone who thinks that might be the case is just stupid and naive +Question Jedi Knight and Companions in KotFE I played the first nine chapters of the expansion last year and a few days ago I started playing again mainly because of the upcoming KotET. I'm at chapter 14 now and a lot of companions I know from other classes are coming back but there is still no sign of any Jedi Knight companion. Will the chapters 14-16 provide me with any of them? This is definitely my biggest gripe with the expansion. I know you can get them back via the terminal but they don't interact with you. I love some of the new companions like Lana or Senya but I want my Kira and Scourge back. Have her interact with the others. This seems so weird since KotFE is basically the continuation of the Jedi Knights story instead we get a Trooper companion like Jorgan. And by the way. Where the hell is Elara Dorne!? Granted I haven't finished the Trooper story yet but I expected her when I saw Jorgan. Well way to much text. Tl;dr: Will companions of the Jedi Knight show up in the chapters 14-16?,[The Chiss companion from DvL has comments on Kira apparently so make sure you hit eternal tier for the event.] +"Reddit.. Come November 9, how can Reddit hold all the Trump supporters accountable who bet their accounts if Trump loses the election?","Unless you were able to shake on the bet, a lot of people would say its invalid." +gorgeous George,... against a bare-knuckle champion? +It wasn't until the Celtics and Knicks played each other that Boston and New York had anything resembling a rivalry.,Ya the Red Sox and Yankees were never rivals before then. +yeah thats pretty much explains me.,And everyone hates you for it. +"Which VR headset would you purchase/do you own, the Vive or the Rift? Been so torn on both for a couple of days now. Literally have been on the final checkout page for both and can't make a decision. About a week ago it was going to be the Vive, better games/roomscale/brand quality. But after OC3, it seems like the Rift have definitely caught up and come Dec 6 (Touch controllers release) might be the better headset. But i don't know, and I'd like to get a (hopefully) non biased opinion. Thanks guys.",ps4 pro + psvr +They;re comiing because its their job you degenerate.,No bro its all for fun! +"Hal Finney: ...there is a very good reason for Bitcoin-backed banks to exist, issuing their own digital cash currency, redeemable for bitcoins.",Who is this Finney guy and how'd he end up on Blockstream's payroll? +"Why don't Class halls have a mailbox? You can stick a god damn mailbox in the middle of nowhere, but like fuck did anybody think hey. some of the most powerful guys/gals alive right now tend to frequent these places. let's give them some way to collect their mail",To keep engineering relevant +"I thought AIT would be better than basic. Oh ho ho, how wrong I was! Fort Gordon somehow made me long for the simpler days at Fort Jackson painting pebbles and raking sand. Best hot wings I've ever had were from The Wild Wing Cafe in Augusta though. Goddamn I miss those wings...",You can always go back for NCOES.... +97-06,Thanks that's just the answer I needed +The same day the baby boomers take responsibility for our corrupt political process and rigged economy. Unfortunately many of the religious are also baby boomers. The whole generation seems almost incapable of seeing anything outside their own very narrow perspective.,But don't deregulation and religion solve everything? +"There are a dizzying two trillion galaxies in the universe, up to 20 times more than previously thought, astronomers reported on Thursday. The surprising finding, based on 3D modeling of images collected over 20 years by the Hubble Space Telescope, was published in the Astronomical Journal.","Good job media, this is more important than Bill Clinton's raping, and the Obama erection video." +Fox Business host Lou Dobbs tweets phone number and address of Donald Trump sexual assault accuser,"but when *I* do it its doxxing, and I get banned, thanks hitler mods" +Thanks Microsoft!,Your a 480 it clearly says 600 series+ +In light of the current situation in South Africa,"OMG, is that black-facing?" +"Well, russian here. I had two Domashna Banitsa on a breakfast. For 1 leva it was basically a steal. Planning to have some Shkembe and Guvech on a dinner. Maybe gonna chase it with a Yambolska Grozdova. Which is gonna be 10 leva tops. Which is even more steal. So guess what? I just Pohitil few beautiful dishes represented in BEAUTIFUL bulgarian cuisine and in not proud of it. But what can i do? Russians known for stealing stuff.",You are so funny. +Been in a relationship for 5 years. Now I won't agree my gf would just start blowing me but she wouldn't be mad. But then again why would I be looking at porn with her in the room with me? Who looks at porn without the goal of beating off?,They could just be watching it for science +Baited! Ep #10 ft. Leafy - Leafy vs Keemstar (literally) by Baited Podcast,Leafy's chin is too defined in the art used for this certain podcast +How did you learn that Santa isn't real?,Found the 'Made in China' marking on the toy I had received. +it tastes like sarcasm,thank you so much +"Is dat de Pepernotenfabriek, dus eigenlijk een winkel, of daadwerkelijk een fysieke fabriek? Mijn vriend werkt namelijk om de hoek van de echte fabriek, en dat ruikt altijd super lekker",Een winkel van Van Delft +The amount of people who still defend this mechanic is staggering.,But muh historical accuracy! +The Republicans are terrorists. There's no real way to dispute that anymore.,White people cant be terrorists +"It's easy to forget, too, that Maldonado could out-right fly in a race car when everything was perfect. He always had the pace, but he just lacked at almost everything else (except money). His 2012 win wasn't just a fluke, ie it was an earned win; he held a charging and faster-on-newer-tires Alonso at bay over a course of multiple laps without putting a foot wrong. The ability to hold off Alonso when 'he's faster than you' will always be impressive.",Well if you don't use the brake pedal you're definitely going to be flying on and off the track. +Upvote and repost this or you will always be poor!,Better upvote just in case... can't hurt right? +Red can't destroy enchantments but other than that I like it.,Yeah better change it to land. +Thank you Obama!,"No, we as whites are at fault for our imperialistic behavior and our racism and bigotry." +Paedophiles to face chemical castration and possibly execution under Indonesia's brutal new laws: The new laws follow outcry over the rape and murder of a 14-year-old girl on her way home from school in April,"In other news, the Catholic church has announced plans to pull out of Indonesia ..." +Sind wahrscheinlich irgendwelche Antifa Idioten mit falschen Accounts. Das ist doch recht offensichtlich.,Nicht sicher ob +Don't be so hysterical and don't trivialise domestic violence.,You forgot the +"Red and blue camps will be solo camps in the pre-season, raptors now 5+1",Historical buff to Clearlove. +Who am I ruining the game for if we're a 5man premade?,Your 5 opponents who wanted to play a competetive match... +something like TRUMP PROFITED FROM 9/11?,Everyone knows Trump knocked down the towers because he wanted his building to be the tallest +"I find this new generation quite amusing. Its empowering if women find a sugar daddy and use their bodies to achieve their goals but if a man makes a comment about it we go into a fit of rage? Trump is an idiot, lets just get that out of the way. But what he said about women isn't entirely false. Women do tend to allow men with money to do as they please in exchange for material goods that they have been programmed to want since they were little girls. There is websites that allow for the arrangement of Men seeking women that could be their daughters to exchange sex for gifts and everyone somehow labels it as different from prostitution or escorting, I guess because they are pretending to have feelings for this man old enough to be their father? Look at Trumps wife, now take away his money and power, do you still see her in the picture? Probably not. Why are women not held responsible for their actions? Dan Bilzerian (forget your perception about him for a moment) Posted a photo immediately following this of him grabbing a woman's vagina and posted it to his millions of followers. As she stands there smiling in her bikini does anyone ever consider the influence that she has on young girls that see these images? There is zero accountability of the most powerful in society but yeah lets all gang up on a local meat shop. They made a joke, they're a meat shop they don't have to hold up some crazy standard to match your political standing. Lighten up.",I find the term meat shop very offensive +Whoop whoop wud up Juggallos and Juggalletes? Can you hook a family member up with best ICP matches on the Network?,This sub can be so welcoming.. +"Hate all you want, but this is fucking pathetic. They (they being Activision, Infinity Ward and Sony) have known this date was gonna come for months and they weren't prepared. That's a fact. They know that everyone and their mom are gonna get on right at 1PM, and now they aren't even specifying a time frame and leaving us fans in the dark again. Like they knew this date was coming even longer than we have, HAVE YOUR FUCKING SHIT TOGETHER. This is why you do a surprise release, so people can slowly get on and you can test your servers. Now we've got Infinity Ward saying shortly and ATVIAssist saying delayed. Give me a fucking break, you guys make billions of dollars and can't coordinate with Sony to make sure there is no problems. Fucking pathetic.",Software development is easy +Road to Pre-Season: Practice Tool in the Works,"I know this is going to get lost is all of the posts, but all I really want from this personally, as a gold adc main, is a way to practice last hitting minions at level 1" +"Trump supporters believe they're the most oppressed people on Earth. Meanwhile they're living in one of the best countries on Earth, they have been here for generations, they own several guns, enjoy tons of freedom, and now have taken over the most successful party in the history of American politics. They aren't oppressed- anyone can see this. They always talk about the left's victim complex- but at least it's with historically marginalized groups. This victim complex is MUCH worse and MUCH more insane and irrational.",Freedom isn't freedom unless you can grope whomever you want whenever you want. +How to Chain Dodge Guide!,Diffensive asked for it like 4 days ago this is outrageously late. +JFK vs Hillary Clinton who was the better president?,JFK because he was a man. +FUCKING $ACAD. WHY DONT YOU JUST STAB ME IN THE EYES INSTEAD OF TEARING MY ASS APART FUCK,but it has a $44 PT! +Samsung finally identifies design flaw in Note 7..,Samsung finally learns their lesson to stop outsourcing battery production to North Korea. +And you don't understand how impractical that is for most of us?,Obviously you're just too lazy to understand how doable and completely practical it is +"My phone, it's from 2012 and cost around $120, still working, still doing what it should (which is browsing reddit and calling people)",Pleb..still using a phone to call people +"Is it just me or is Vancouver and the whole GVRD in a mega state of lick A$$? The job market is fucking wack, the people are sucking a big one - everyone is a clicky little bitch. The housing market is so shitty, which affects the rental market. Like $2300 for dinky little 2 bdrm 600 Sq ft apt in N.BBY? Like fuck, its not even Vancouver. Get the fuck over yourself. I have grown to resent this area of the world and all it's shit. I wish this place was like 500 year older. No god damn history. Vancouver is such a god damn whiney little teenager bitch who cries every time it doesn't get it's way. A demanding spoiled little bastard that needs to realize that it would get fucked up if it didn't have all of mommy and daddy's money. Fuck you Vancouver for being such a piece of shit. Fuck you.",How do you really feel? +DAE HATE PAYING TAXES LOLOLOL,Taxes are literally rape but literal rape isn't that bad women really need to calm down. +I think I'm still starting him over Pryor and Fuller this week. That matchup is too good to ignore.,Whoa now that's bold! +It would be a shame if this picture of Donald Trump and Michael Jackson got to /all.,#**STOP BRIGADING /ALL** +"Phoenix pastor arrested for impregnating 13-year-old, marrying 10-year-old","But remember, it's the gays who are all immoral pedophiles, all those good and righteous christian preachers said so..." +"Have you played it before the whole place received a nerf? Because if you Have, you must be a masochist for not hating the crap out of the area","Nah, I started sometime this summer in SotFS, so thankfully I didn't have to suffer pre-nerf magic." +"My dad once said he'd be cool with me being a gay, Democratic, Oklahoma State fan (all three are equivalent in his eyes), but he'd disown me if I ever bought a Ford...","Found On Road Dead, yep, I'd disown you too." +Around the verse today? Thought we were gettimg one,cancelled indefinitely +Light tank on the deck of the San Francisco Maru WW2 sunken ship in Truk Lagoon (Pacific),If it's so light how can it sink? +"Uncouth it may be, but can anyone provide evidence to the contrary?",Nobody on reddit has ever seen porn +"i dont think theres a problem in interracial marriage, lawfully and socially. inter-faith marriage on the other hand though.... they act like youre just murdered a newborn lol",Or even worse they will blame you as 'Global Elite' or a Jew +"You can see it in TD right now, they went ape shit that Hillary dared to prepare for possible debate questions",Because being prepared is definitely an undesirable quality to have in your nation's leader. +Gloria Allred press conference on Donald Trump,A star that burns twice as bright only burns for half as long and its light cares nothing for the consent of other bodies. +"It honestly boggles my mind that Amazon hasn't cleaned up their prime interface yet. I hear that complaint about it everywhere, so it's definitely not just a small number of people.",I dont have Prime but I find that really strange since the only Amazon service I actually use is AWS which is extremely user friendly +"Why are bottoms so catty to other bottoms? My bf and I have an open relationship. We've mostly had vers and top guys. However, every time another bottom gets into the mix he's a primadonna. There's only been one guy who's been great and we ended up having mutual ass play. It was great. Anyway, I'm asking because my bf invited this *hot* jock type on Wednesday. Muscular, handsome, and a bottom. And...he seemed greedy. He didn't like the idea of sharing my bfs cock. Naturally, I'm a very playful guy. I love the few times other bottoms and I have been in sync and make my bf happy. ;) No. this guy was rejecting my advances. I even wanted to eat his ass but told me I don't trust bottoms to do a tops work We made out. That's it. Any other guy has had a similar experience or have a theory?",Because bottoms are like the women of the gay community and women are catty AF to each other. +So... How wasn't I contesting?,Because you're genji and you're literally Hitler +Let's be Broz,"Disliked, reported, and marked for gulaging due to misogynist vocabulary." +So if I call you a name and evoke an emotion and it's art? No. Not everything is art. This type of thinking is shit and a product of no talents like Andy Warhol that were branding geniuses.,Branding IS art. +Trump's America: 3 Men Arrested After Plotting to Bomb an Apartment Complex Filled With Somali Immigrants & Refugees,But... but... I thought the immigrant muslims were the terrorists +"Im 17, the children are wrong. I hate being grouped with the millennial generation. The pc culture this generation has brought forth is a cancer to society.","Back to the late 80s with you, angsty goth teen!" +31 Spooky Books to Read This Halloween,"Thanks, I needed something other than the typical King and Gaiman recommendations." +"Rupees one Lakh Crores: Rs 1,00,000,00,00,000 Awful , awful commas. Why don't we say as Rupees one trillion: Rs 1,000,000,000,000 ?","And while we are at it, why don't we also start using miles, gallons and pounds?" +"*Hansel and Gretel* was written. That's a fact about a fairy tale, you moron.","Of course that's a fact, OP is only saying he can't learn it." +"Bought my first Dslr, but confused. (d3200) So i bought myself a nikon d3200, after weeks of trying to buy myself either a canon t4i, t3i, or d5200/d3300 i saw the d3200 bid on ebay and just put a number in my budget and won, it came in and its a great camera but now im just feeling should i have gotten a d5200 or anything like a t4i? Idk the other ones just have so much more stuff like the d5200 was what i was looking at especially, it has 39 freaking autofocus point 60fps 1080p shooting. I want someones opinion on if i should trade my 3200 in for d5200 or anything else. Thanks.","Yeah, I'd say your best bet is to trade it in and get a 1DX mkII." +"The NFL's highest-paid players at every position, from quarterback to long snapper","Well I mean, the first is immediately wrong, but OK, good journalism." +roast my stats reddit,Clearly well quested account +It almost rivals a base range matador!,Nowhere near the range of Stormcaller melee! +What post-2000 song will be/is considered a clasic?,Allstar by smashmouth +aggression makes me want to die,BUT DAMAGE +"That's interesting. I'm wondering if it's the scandals hurting him, or if it is Trump claiming the election is rigged and demoralizing his own supporters.",It's because of my effective CTR shilling! +I now know why Deus Ex: Mankind Divided uses a whopping 7GB of VRAM on ultra...,AMD payed the devs as RX 480 8GB advertisement. +"Before you totally write her off, know that through mystic arts you can harness energy and shape reality. You can travel long distances in an instant. I've seen it with my own eyes. The reality you know is one of many.","I think you forgot this," +Group accuses Mike Pence of voter suppression after state police raid registration program in Indiana,"It's better to stop 45,000 innocent people from voting than to allow a single fraudulent vote" +"editing OT lines? So not sure if this has been discussed before, but is there a way to change lines for OT? I dont see anything for it and dont really like the lines it throws ou for me. Also, is there a way to change lines in between periods? Want to try out a new line, but if it doesnt work, I'd like to change it back at the end of the first. Thanks, Gucci",The technology isn't there yet. +There was a car accident. It shoved a car into the motel.,Yeah that must of been it. +None. Worse case scenario people find out that I hate the troops and capitalism,Translation: you're a terrorist and a Commie +"Subtitles make mining so much easier! I just recently got back into playing Minecraft, and decided to turn on subtitles to see if it would make mining any easier, and it sure did! The second I turned them on, it showed a bat and lava to the left, allowing me to find a cave almost instantly. I figured I would post this just in case anyone wants to have a bit of an easier time with mining. :P","can u explain this abit more, what do u mean with subtitles?" +That guy on the left is obviously using aimbot.,Dude pls we all know that cheating on consoles is impossible +What the actual fuck?!,I got banned for using +"Well, he is a gay atheist muslim terrorist who is literally the devil. So of course you have to oppose anything he is for.",Dude like four of those words mean the same thing stop being so repetitive +But... there are only five questions...,"The dude's Russian, give him a break." +"TIL There are more former TNA World Champions on WWEs roster than on TNAs roster There are 7 former TNA World Heavyweight Champions signed with WWE: Sting, Samoa Joe, Mick Foley, AJ Styles, Bobby Roode, Austin Aries and Eric Young. Meanwhile, there's only 6 working for TNA: Jeff Hardy, James Storm, EC3, Matt Hardy, Drew Galloway and Lashley. The other former champions are Kurt Angle, RVD, Mr. Anderson, Bully Ray, Chris Sabin and Magnus, who aren't with either company.",WWE is just a retirement home for TNA castoffs. +Dennis Wideman sits tonight !,Dat trade value tho +Best Non Monstercat Melbourne Bounce Songs? Help me out here guys,"Dimatik, Monik & Carroch - Giratina is pretty good imo." +So first someone said nukes crash and now arnies crash what is next the thunder gun then widows wine.. Guys don't use anything on revelations since it could crash your game just run for your life until you get fatigued.,The real strat is death and taxes with danger closest +Nigel Farage: There are lots of things in this campaign that I couldn't support in any way at all or nor do I.,What a cuck! +WIKILEAKS : A Hillary Win Means the Supreme Court Locking in a Liberal Agenda For Decades,Oh no! +"The TLDR version: I've somehow confused gender with identity, and I obsess way too much about it.",Identity politics are everything! +M'Lady,Umm you forgot to tip your Fedora... +how much?,28 Keys +From Slovenia,Where in Slovakia did you find this? +Oregon's Pharaoh Brown tweets about Ole Miss' offensive speed,"It's that SEC speed, man." +Im guessing monk players are angry?,"They just don't get the way the spec is supposed to be played, man." +Yea most people here seem to assume its low specs not meeting the system requirements. I am close to the recommended specs for rocket league and the problems still persist.,"Switch to ps4 then, seems to be running fine there :p" +Is the new inferno supposed to look like this?,"Your aspect ratio is broken, so no." +"In Japan, a man asked me and my friend if we were from Russia. We said, in fluent Japanese, No, Belgium. He's like, Aaah, Belgium, Minnesota?. Yeah, Belgium, Minnesota. There was also that tardshit who told me to stop being a lying libscum leftist for saying Palestine was being tyrannized and oppressed while also aggravating their own situation through acts of pointless terror. She insisted Palestine was fine and there was no issue with those militant black Hebrews. That dumbass thought Palestine, Texas, was the only and original place by that name.","TIL Japanese people know small towns in Minnesota with 111 inhabitants, but don't know European countries with 11 million inhabitants." +yeah Philly is weird about our words and pronunciation. but it's a hoagie not a fucking sub you heathens.,"It's hero, you madman!" +Is this Inner Ability worth keeping?,"It would be, but attack from inner ability isn't affected by % att." +Anyone else see these planes yesterday?,Helps spread the chemtrails over a wider area +Check out creative comics in griffith they usually have quite a bit people up there idk if they are older tho? They just opened an arcade with a bar in griffith too they have tournmany Tuesdays for their arcade machines usually a good way to meet people,Thank you Ill have to check them out. +"Hillary Clinton, Unfit for Public Office",Why doesn't this guy write something positive about Trump to be posted here? +What is the worst gift you've received/had to act super thrilled about it?,Life +During one of my years of high school I sat with a group of pretty hot girls at lunch everyday. (Didn't really have too many guy friends with the same lunch as me). I was pretty good friends with most of them and had been for like 5-6 years. ARE YOU ALL TELLING ME THAT THEY WOULD HAVE FUCKED ME BECAUSE THEY SAT WITH ME AT LUNCH AND WERE NICE? damn I missed out.,Well duhh +"BEST gold sink idea, the RS economy NEEDS this. (PLEASE READ)","Better yet a login tax, every time you log in you need to pay x-amount per minute you want to stay online." +Can I eat it without getting sick?,Can I eat it and get high? +"Well no, I think it's well established that fortune telling is a swindle Mohammad or Jesus or whatever magic man they go by has no more meaning or purpose in this world than Mystic Meg from the sun. Fucking idiots!","But if people stopped fearing the sky wizard and his magical prophet, then everyone would immediately turn into lying murderous homosexuals!" +Liu Kangs best variation since new patch? Title.,"Flame fist, because I saw him do 49% with one bar" +"Not a teacher or in elementary school, but my science teacher last year said that we should round up all Mexicans, not just illegal immigrants, and deport them to Mexico by boat. A boat to Mexico, lol.","They have to cross the river somehow, right?" +"That's what I heard over and over from the one Trump supporter in the office. It's just what people say, your generation (conveniently ignoring that Trump is old enough to be *her* father) just has no morals",Riiiiiiight the ones who **don't** want people to be sexually assaulted are the one's without morals..... +Different cooling and lower clocked i believe,"So, finally a lower clocked rx480!" +Why though.,i mean honestly who wouldn't want to do that if you stayed with her +"just hopping on this here real quick: on dev while working on something else than cache, i usually disable cache. Usually i do that by replacing my cache implementation with a null-implementation through config, not by removing a dependency from composer. You might want to look into running different configs for different environments ;)",Totally unrelated to your post but... how do you get that PHP icon next to your name? +They've done it in the past.,They would never forget PC gaming +Origin Support is 100x Better Than Steams... I got home today logged into origin to play Battlefield 1 and I got a message saying my account was already in use. FUCK! I check my bank account to make sure they didn't buy anything and thankfully they didn't. I filled out a support ticket to get it figured out. literally 3 minutes later and I get a call from Origin support and 5 minutes later I got my account back. With steam I would be hoping to get my account back by Christmas. Thank you EA for doing something right.,100 times zero is still zero +Please reduce delay on Nazeebo Q It is almost impossible to hit anyone now. Basically you're like chromie must predict where enemy will be next 2 seconds.,Same thing with Kerrigan's W. If only there was some kind of combo to make it work with the rest of her kit... +"he did. I was wondering if anyone on the sub had the file, and would be willing to give me a download link for it.",How much will you pay me +Any remnants of that whole shebang?,"I just checked, her post is still up." +Stop having reasons for being slow on production. I need you to tell me you're injured and have the aids.,"Yeah, maybe a Patreon would make things go easier." +"Her flaws, where are they? She is gorgeous",I think everyone is offended that their high-minded meditations on art are being interrupted by something as irrelevant and silly as the asthetics of the model. +TERRORISM: GOP office in North Carolina firebombed. Nazi Republicans get out of town or else spray painted on building.,I did nazi that coming +Cable management level - Pro,There's a cable coming out of your headphones 0/10 you pleb. +"10/10, really cute! But this dumb hair, when hes facing left/right. Looks kinda Trump, u know.",isnt that the best part tho +"Yeah I was in Mile end last year, which is 50% muslim. My neighbours brought over food during ramadan and everything! Also my neighbour was supporting his family through drug dealing, so I'm not entirely sure how much more he could have done to integrate into british society tbh :)",drug dealers as neighbours great! +"No, because we call what you call bacon BACON. Just Bacon. Canadian Bacon is a different thing.","i know that, guess i should've used a" +"The Russians did it! red scare tactics are just a pathetic and laughable attempt to distract from the content of the hacks, which prove how two-faced and corrupt Clinton is.",Because we can't be offended by both the act and the content of the leaks at the same time +"Yes I love Outlaw country but I like more modern and 90s stuff as well, I've listened to SS before but not JJ so I looked him up on Amazon prime and just listened to his Willie Nelson duet The Git Go like 5 times and loved it. What album would recommend I listen to first by him? Willie Nelson and David Allen Coe are my favourite outlaw artists.","I really love That Lonesome Song, it's one of my fav albums at the moment" +But the Source Engine wouldn't be great for a point and click game IMO,What about the Unreal Engine? +I find no better way to identify the truly selfish people in this world than marches such as this. The world has all of those issues precisely because of people like these.,You won't be saying that when the gays are sleeping with your pets. +"you're not wrong on the downvoting part, but isn't OP a woman?",Everyone's a white man when you're on the internet! +They really are. Many of the news sites compare some of the hardcore rabid fanboys to cultists. I am starting to agree. If I miss a deadline I'm in deep shit not heading out on a one week paid vacation. Does the OP live in LaLa land or what?,But you're not making the game of our dreams! +why is xander lvl 9,Because he steals XP +All I want is 2 to hit minions again.,Boy was it fun to never be able to outpush Sylvanus no matter what your duo lane was. +"What's trashy? She's not a style inspiration or anything, but not seeing the trashiness.",Dude... she's black. +I would hardly call the Seventh Day Adventist church a cult.,you forgot the +"I hope the 72 virgin mods of this fucking sub will be fucked, gangraped, stoned, waterboarded, hanged, thrown of a building and finally crucified by the 1,5-1,7 billion horny Muslims on this planet","too far man, too far." +"Uninstalled a month ago And haven't been tempted to play since. Dota 2 is fun, but for me there are a few huge issues: - The individual player does not have enough control over the game outcome. If you are head and shoulders above your MMR then you can consistently solo carry, but for most of us you are going to lose 35-40% of your matches based on your teammates being shit. It's not fun to be a passenger. - The games are too long. The only other game I've regularly played in the past two years is FIFA. Matches last about 20 minutes. It's long enough to be engaging and immersive, but not so long that it eats up all of your time. On the other hand, the average Dota 2 game is like 50+ minutes when you account for searching + drafting. And if you chase losses in a bad session, you can melt away 3-4 hours in the blink of an eye, and still feel totally dissatisfied. Downvote and git gud if you want. Just thought I'd share my experience walking away. I'll probably still watch pro Dota 2 when the next major is up. I really enjoy the esport aspect of Dota. However, I don't enjoy the game itself that much though.","Plus the toxic community see the replies Better just leave no sarcasm oh wait edit," +This is why we can't let gun manufacturers off the hook for the damage their weapons cause...,Holy shit *tinfoil* +"Well, what does that tell you? Think hard.....",Holy shit they must have deleted the emails +So this happened.,"Sexualizing their siblings, always a smooth move." +Pence urges audience to ignore 'whatever is in the news',Reality - I reject it. +"i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about pimp. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol",i wonder why his name is pimp? +"Of course she's going to seem better, you know her better. When you have somebody you know really, you know a thousand great things about them. When you have someone you just met, you know only a few. You will never get to know somebody so quickly that they instantly seem better than somebody you've been close with for a long time, period, but that's just obvious. The fun of dating is finding all of the things you like about somebody. Heck, the entire point of a relationship is to find and appreciate all the things you love about someone.","Thanks, I really needed to hear that." +Trump rallies of deplorables.,You forgot your +You honestly believe that?,He dropped the +Are they? Most do not consider themselves Canadians..,Holy shit this guy really knows what He's talking about +"A bacon wrapped, smoked turkey leg at the Texas State Fair",Your Bacon Is Ham +4 gigabyte file :p,Probably just lossless +guess we'll know in Sister Location 2: Electric Boogaloo,"GOD DAMNIT, I CAN'T EVEN PLAY SL YET!" +"I play mainly Juggernauts as well, and what's great about Morde, is that I normally get the most damage dealt, most damage healed, and least damage taken! That's why he's so fun, as with other Juggernauts. Solo'ing Baron is always fun though, I can agree with that.",but muh most damage taken +"Remember, Karl Rove had to ban Senate Republicans from TALKING TO HER because she was so effective at getting them to cross party lines to support legislation she sponsored.","But no, Bernie would have been better." +So what was the big fucking feature that Carl was excited about? App Lock? FFS...,Optimized translations for sure +what an unfortunate accident...,"A real shame, no?" +Now: * Iran * North Korea * Cuba,What a strange coincidence that they also happen to be our enemies. +"beating your wife, absolutely halal","not taking rank s seriously, absolutely haram" +Im from NA and I voted for ANX because everybody loves a good underdog story.,you are literally hitler now +No cunt,Brilliant. +People act like they performed some act of god not getting Koreans. They finished first in there group. All Koreans finished first in there group. Its literally impossible to get Koreans in this scenario,but the had a choker-team in their group so pure luck... +"Actually, yeah, it would. And you're right and that it's an issue of supply and demand. The economy starts at the bottom. The more money the poorer folks get, the more money moves. A lower class citizen usually can't save all that much, and will spend all they have. That money goes straight to *local* businesses. Now, if you gave people a decent, living wage, they'll be buying more of those local goods and services. Suddenly the demand for all those things increases, and the staff companies have is no longer sufficient. More jobs are created. More factories are required, production increases. It's all gains, brother! Now, instead let's imagine putting that money into tax breaks for the top. Do you think they spend that money on making more *jobs*? Of course not. The demand isn't there. That'll go towards more executive bonuses, et cetera. Money that'll go abroad to places that pander to the wealthy, like monoco, dubai, and so forth. TL;DR: You wanna fix the economy? A great first step is raising the minimum wage, country wide. Poor money earned is local money *spent*.",But but but my high school economics class taught me that increasing the minimum wage will directly increase inflation in a perfectly proportional manner which will cancel out all the benefits for the poor and make all the middle class worst off! +"You must love downvotes. Here, take mine!",Oh golly they're my fav! +Well the world apparently wants to know why we do so well at the olympics,And then they get jealous and call America names. +or maybe he just died of normal causes. Just get the coroner's report before all these suppositions.,"Pssh, of course you sheep would believe those government lies." +"**Altruistic** *showing a disinterested and selfless concern for the well-being of others; unselfish.* Says she is altruistic yet posts in r/The_Donald about how she's mad her candidate didn't win so let's just burn it all down and screw them. Bunch of babies, every single one. Rigged - the new buzzword for 2016 when things don't go your way.","Altruism is wishing people dead, don't ya know?" +Didn't find that QB late enough if you ask me.,Yeah we all know the GOAT was later than round 4 Romo was undrafted. +I really wish Blizzard would try to create a new engine for this game to run on Ftfy,I really wish Blizzard would try +ANZ economists see signs of 'late cycle behaviour' emerging in the economy but believe the boom-and-bust pattern of previous cycles can be avoided this time,This time it's different... +"says the idiot in an online community dedicated to making fun of innocent people who have done nothing to all of you, bunch of bullies, just like the rest of the drumpf subreddits, this place will shut down when he loses and your cancer will leak. disgusting.",forgot to put the +"We (as in the UK in general, nothing to do with me personally), voted to leave the EU. We didn't vote to have certain opinions made illegal.",Leave won get over it or get packing your train for local reduction camp is waiting +It won't affect the bike but everybody will hate you.,So just take the exhaust off completely? +"LEAK: Holy Smoking Gun, I Found it!","No offense, but I imagine the gay agenda comes on way cuter stationary." +I don't get it. Did the steal somehow interrupt the Smartphone Connection?,You forgot this +"I'm conflicted, do I downvote or not?",Both. +"My fave is when people bitch about how I hang around after hooking someone and almost always end up with a second kill when people try to obviously bait away. Who is the dumbass? Me, do ensuring a kill and getting a second one when you waltz over? Or you for not capping objectives and opening the gates while instead walking directly to where I am? In conclusion: eat me.",Wow total camper here successfully using the hooked person as bait to kill more people going for risky saves how dare you play strategically and get kills +He's gonna die again when the Gators roll through.,"I thought that if they strike him down, he'd come back more powerful than we could possibly imagine?" +"Apparently among reported losses at the NC GOP office was completed absentee ballots. Political offices cannot collect completed ballots and it's solely the job of the county. If this was in fact the case, this would be violating election rules.",Gee maybe Donald is onto something with this whole rigged election thing. +"Former Seattle journalist Matt Hickey, suspected of raping 3 women, arrested in Las Vegas",OH NO WRONGFULLY ACCUSED MALES IS THE REAL ISSUE WE SHOULD ALL TALK ABOUT +"Simple explanation: you can't un-become black, or Chinese, or Arab. You can stop being a redneck. Therefore it isn't a race; at best, a social class.",So you thinks it's a choice? +I have asked my Chinese co-workers this question and the answer they give me is Vancouver is special.,Also I think it's easier to buy property/ live/ immigrate here visa-wise than the US. +Are you trying to argue that flame effects make everything better?,Yeah buddy that's word for word exactly what I said.. +What if the series ends in a tie? Are they gonna get him both?,No they'll form a tag team :( +Why were they unlucky to have TSM? They beat them both times they met through better map movements.,Because TSM are the Scrim Gods man! +Kryssie: Sometimes I hate how analytical my brain is !BBT,What a dual threat-- a power lifter AND an analytical brain! +"I've never heard the strategy of nominating someone to build trust with them, but ok, Kryssie.",Kryssie was SO understanding when Alex used her as a pawn +Spotted: Lisa Rinna out in the wild,Is she hiding her lips like that in order to conceal who she is? +"Clearly they know something you don't about the global hawk, how can you sleep at night supporting such a monstrous killing machine","Obviously, how can working with it for three years compete with their ten second google search?" +WikiLeaks: Assange's internet link 'severed' by state actor,Pamela Anderson works for a nation state? +NATO's Bidding Puts Italy on a Collision Course With Russia,"Old German saying; We are the brave Italians, our country is getting smaller" +"If that's going to happen, it needs to be a New Orleans game. It seems like every week we see Drew Brees getting into a high-scoring shootout.",And us Saints fans love it. +So they were saying its only wrong for two men to be together?,Well if all the guys are gay who's going to make the babies +"What is the most hated meta of all time? Since the start of clash royale, what was the meta that everyone hated? Was it Giant/Poison? Or there's another which received more hate?",Hog Rider. +At least we have an alt costume for Peach that can serve as Daisy,We also have an alt Mario colour which can serve as Waluigi +Bullies throw eggs at younger teenagers,Ah the good ole' egg toss. +Finished Battlestation!,Did you take that picture with a potato? +true a lot of the stuff on my wishlist are things i just put on to keep track of them. the last couple things are things i added just recently,And you can make multiple lists with categories of things you want... then after a year you can write a big blog about our consumeristic society lol +"Or alternately, if EVERY dog DOES bite you when you pet them, maybe you've got to evaluate what you're doing that sets them off. You see most other people petting the same dogs without incident, so it's pretty stupid to conclude that it's a flaw in dogs or dog society that you're getting bitten.",ADALT THOUGH. +Par for the course for le reddit detectives.,"Hey, we caught that bomber didn't we?" +Samsung Foundry Announces 10nm SoC In Mass-Production,Hopefully it doesn't blow up +Advanced calculus was the hardest class I took in college. Didn't help that my professor was Russian had a thick accent and wrote everything microscopically on the board. He didn't like to help after class either. He would tell us to get a tutor. Needless to say he got the worst and longest written negative review I had given in college. Only other time I wrote anything on a professor review was some awful bitch who was going through a divorce and decided because she was miserable she would make our lives miserable as well.,You can't complain about that or you're racist! +The Cure!,Yeah this doesn't sound like a shill post at all. +"smart, game manager throw me your favorite fitzpatrick narrative",But he's careful with the ball and never tries to do too much! +Hey!,Hey Now! +Chill guys. Fox news has to verify their stuff before they can air it. They aren't like CNN where they just instantly air any anti-Trump bullshit that someone tweets at them. Once they verify it I am sure Fox will be all over it.,"Um, forgot to add" +Poll: Donald Trump Closing the Gap in Colorado - Breitbart,Ignore the polls and go vote you lazy pedes +Florida loses important four-star commitment,This just further proves Mac isn't an elite recruiter like Muschamp +Saw this Cabbage on the front page... I couldn't resist.,But that's just a picture of the album +I see no reason to kill celebrations so long as they aren't actually delaying the game...which there is already a rule against.,They get in the way of commercial breaks. +Introduce her to Batwoman. She kicks ass.,Stop trying to assign gender roles CIS scum. +Cast your votes,HappyNintendoFan and SMD are right! +The usual FH is over ! How did you do ? Thread +1 BOIS,+6 dreams. +"Today, I came back to work after a fairly rough weekend. I had just found out that one of my friends has a serious and rare form of cancer and will start aggressive treatment very soon, and my sister had been diagnosed with anxiety disorder the same day - after having one of the most heartbreaking meltdowns I'd ever witnessed. I came into work not myself, only to see my boss rushing out and muttering passive aggressive remarks about how she had to leave and thank god I just came in (even though I was perfectly on time). I then go on to find not 1, but 2 different notes passive-aggressively telling me that I don't put cheese and crackers back in the cupboards the right way, and how from now on I need to put them in the right way. The notes were in all caps with underlines and stars for emphasis. Pretty sure if she was there I would've snapped right in front of her, because for fucks sake, THEY'RE CHEESE AND CRACKERS.","Hey man, sorry for what's happening to you, but cheese and crackers IS DEADLY FUCKING SERIOUS" +"Uhh, jealous much? Luul",are you autistic +Of course there are exceptions.,You'd still be mistaken if you think women are as swayed by the opinions of their peers as men are when it comes to attraction to the opposite sex. +UConn Releases Big 12 Records of Candidacy,I imagine this would have been subject to FOIA requests even if they didn't voluntarily release it? +Which video game boss have you been killed by the most?,Lu Bu. +"A number of European companies have put off big ticket manufacturing investments in the Philippines, which could have brought in thousands of jobs, the European Chamber of Commerce of the Philippines (ECCP) said.","Ok lang daw, puro ENDO lang naman daw yung bibigay nila." +How did you come up with your producer name?,I'm pretty good at EDM so i figured to just tell the truth +"You know the lazy stereotype is *specifically* aimed at defense, right? Nobody thinks Russians are just all-around lazy, I don't think.",But they make scoring look so easy ispo facto they are lazy players! +"In most countries that maintain voters list there are large numbers of dead people listed. The reason is that once a person dies it's not usual that family members bother to inform the government agencies maintaining the list of the death. However, it is exceedingly rare that people vote using the names of dead people. Again, Trump is doing all he can to mislead and lie to people. Indeed, that's all Trump has--lies--to offer gullible voters, his latest marks.","You make a compelling argument, but I think it makes more sense that millions of people are willing to risk a 5 year prison sentence in order to add a single vote" +You have 300 hours but you're SR 1000? and you're **sure** that you're not the problem?,"No he is doing fine, he said it already :9" +Porter Robinson - Language (2012) Blast from the past with such a beautiful song,Lotsa feeeeeeels +John marston dies,ohmygod u spoilded me +FOUR MORE YEARS!!! Of waiting for fucking Rockstar to port their damn games to PC. Thanks Rockstar.,Well at least we will get a polished version of the game with an intact and exciting multiplayer experience +That's not what the polls say...,Which polls? +"fuck you and your post, i didn't spend 20k kredits for nuthin",sorry forgot a +Man i just witnessed real victim blaming what a time to be alive,Pssh she had sex so she deserves anything bad that happens to her obviously +"It's here! Project Veritas VIDEO #2: James O'Keefe proves that the DNC and Crooked Hillary Clinton orchestrate voter fraud and will rig this election. DEPLORABLES, please share this far and wide with the hashtag #DrainTheSwamp","Guys, it's not voter fraud, it's just sour grapes" +They think science is just a liberal religion.,It's all a very bland plot by Gore to get rich. +LFG nightfall. Gt: Sith Is Kenyan,Message sent +You take my breath away.,Get a room! +"PS UK Boss Takes Issue with PSVR Games Being Called Incomplete, Says Value Proposition Is Extremely Attractive","Love the comments attached to the article, I'd swear none of them ever touched a VR helmet." +Tell me who would dare stand against a crew like that.,Rhinocrunch He would kick them all out +Impact argues in favor of Korean bootcamps and says claims that they hurt performance are 'plain excuses',B-but we just copy the Korean meta +Why on earth would they announce a new character a couple weeks before Blizzcon?,Cus they'll announce another hero and map on BlizzCon probably. +"Woman flips circumcision protesters the bird, her kids laugh at her stupidity","She's a good example for her kids, she really deserve their custody." +Some dolt was driving slow in the passing lane and realized they needed over. Cut across 4 lanes of traffic while cutting off the people getting on the freeway. Never thought Id be so happy to see someone cut off an unmarked squad car.,But but but he was having an emergency and couldn't wait for the ambulance! +AMOMENTINCRIME FINISHED,Guys I think it there might be something up with bastion too +"Who the fuck do these morons think this is helping? Morgan Freeman is the only person I've ever heard with any rational fix for racism. To paraphrase, he basically just said stop talking about it and it will go away over time. Shit like this just keeps us divided and keeps racial tensions high, it slows progress. But they are the experts on the subject so maybe I should just take my seat.",We need to have an open dialogue though +which pills do you use to get high?,Viagra! +That joke fell flat real quick...,When you have to explain it. +Okay Zlatan's heading is 13. That is maybe one where I have to say it's a disgrace :P I think it should be 16~18.,After yesterday 13 might be accurate +"I agree, I don't even know if you can run EC now, seems way too risky.","Its not an easy elixir advantage anymore, so can we even use it?" +"Silent all the way up till 1 month before the election... Sorry, you have no credibility.",People have been so compassionate and understanding since she came out I can't imagine why she didn't do it sooner! +Which things did live up to their hype?,No Man's Sky +In a world when all the information ever needed is found through a google search? Yes. If you can shitpost on here you can use a search engine.,"Knowing some very capable people I've used lmgtfy on, I doubt that." +They also did that in orange is the new black,Thanks for the spoiler +yeah she got old really quickly .. huhuhuhu,Alejandra confirmed +"I feel like this might be cheating but, firearms instructor?",Yeah I know how you feel... +Mr. Trump is right! fuck the press! They're all out to get him because the liberals run the media!!!,You forgot the +"Those never happened though, multiverse theory is a myth.",Just like global warming. +If this project actually becomes a thing I can be the editor.,"Alright, if it does I will pm you anyways I am pm'ing you" +"Redditors are a throng of fucking manlets and bull-ring vaginas who think they're smarter than they actually are. Quit your virtue signaling. How the fuck can a country with an exceptionally bad drug problem, entwined with a low national IQ, restart and clear their streets. Money, therapy, and or birth control won't work. Ruthless idiots will find an easy way out and continue rearing shitty people who will most likely do the same. What other options do Filipinos fucking have. You fucking people are a joke, and it's why proper news forums think Reddit is a fucking joke in terms of political discussion, veracity, and realism.",Proper news forums like mocha unson's fb page? +Trump: 'I don't believe the polls anymore',The polls are skewed! +"None of the examples in the form were shower observations. Those are things like this water is hot, as in thoughts you have in the shower that are literally about the shower you are taking. We used to get a lot of those, for some reason, and had to make a rule against them.","ahhhhhhhh wow, I really have misinterpreted that rule, I'd make a great mod clearly" +"Nasty! Clinton campaign bus illegally dumps human waste on Georgia road, endangering nearby water supplies. EPA investigating.",Oh come on anyone who cares about this just needs to get a life. +sigh I'm summarizing FBI Director Comey's take on why he didn't recommend prosecuting Hillary. It was sarcasm.,You dropped this +You know that will be hit of the year. If not top 3,"As a Boston fan, my favorite is always marchand's yearly clip." +From 3-30-1 last year to 3-0-0 this year. This is definitely sustainable,Incoming 0-30-1 stretch? +"For No Reason At All, Donald Trump Wants President Obama's Half-Brother At Final Debate","See, the blacks love him!" +"What's a good show where the characters age? Some shows that come to mind are Major, Gurren Lagann, and Baby Steps. It's something that is risky but if done correctly is the ultimate form of character development. Bonus question, what are some shows that would have benefited from aging their characters?",Pokemon. +And what if he was? What are you going to do Reddit fight him.,Yeah of course reddit fight him. +Woman loses her shit at naked Hillary statue erected in New York City,Democracy in action. +New Clinton tool lets supporters auto-donate every time Trump tweets,Oh wow I'm so excited for the ability to have no control over how much I donate! +What do you mean *changed*? Hartley's been one of the good guys since Day 1,"To me, he's been one of the good guys for centuries." +Submit your questions for this week's Q&A with the Old School team!,Has Mod Ronan ever shat in the urinal? +There's no reason other than trying to force diversity in the Star Wars universe AGAIN,How dare they have people of different skin colors! +"I agree with this guy, actually. Math is when you deal with numbers, and Maths is when you deal with numbers and all the other stuff.",Oh fuck off back to your tea and crumpets. +anyone who wants golden bow on hunters again is probably just a bad adc player who cant manage the early game cause bad.,Honestly as an ADC main i just wish they would bring back the season 2 one where the only gods it was worth getting on is merc and art. +"You do realize they call at different times of the day so you can answer when you're not working? Most importantly, these same bogus polls were extremely accurate in 2012 and even in this year's primaries.","Yeah, but they did not have caller ID or cell phones back in 2012- completely different!" +i want to see a 27 car pileup,A wreck with Paul Menard in it? +42 is max,"Well, 42 is also the answer to the meaning of life, the universe and everything so that's as high as should be needed" +#NAME?,\*o* +Good. Now Fox & Hound can be next.,Every time I've been there I walk out smelling like I rolled around in cigarette ash. +is he ded,his shoes didn't come off. +Massive outfit statpadding. How long statpadders will brake the rules without any punishment???,That must be so fun +Its a bug where its suppose to be 1600x900p but instead it shows it at 160x90p. Literally that resolution,Well at least they got their 60 fps +Donald Trump is a changed man and a born again Christian. Roger Ailes is a creep who preys on vulnerable women. He probably reminds Trump of part of his life he left behind and apologizes for. I can see how they wouldn't get along.,You dropped your +How many fucking songs is this guy gonna do this to?,Trust me....They don't stop coming +"Damn, came here to post this. Nothing like being told you can't fix your own property because you don't own the rights.",Hurray free market! +I just downvote anything I see related to Crysis at this point.,"Good thing he just presented this to PCMR, I'm sure we never heard of it here." +Lol he just got off another suspension for the same shit but another strike doesn't count?,It resets right? +Number of UFC international events are being decreased and focus will be more towards domestic events,"Damn, they must really want Joe Rogan to stay!" +Or adjust it so that the congressmen will earn either the median or mean wage of the districts they represent so they will better understand the needs of the people who they represent.,Well then there goes the majority of the Deep South reps penthouses +The good thing about science is it's true whether or not their thin-skinned beliefs agree with it.,I'm sure the professor was speaking strictly science and didn't put any kind of political angle into his lectures +"most of it supposed to come from hotel taxes anyway, so the mob is getting off easy... John Q Taxpayer getting stuck with the tab once again.",Not like anyone actually lives in Nevada anyway +It's not plausible st all with genetic evidence,You can prove anything you want with 'facts' but what I believe is sacred. +This truly is the peak of quality on Roblox in 2016,Still doesn't beat the most recent Normal Elevator update which featured 7 new Steven Universe songs and a whopping 2 new floors! +"Don't worry, American women already average below the sub-replacement fertility rate. When your're old and need that care subsidized by the next generations of tax-payers I know for sure you'll be better off. Oh, also when the economy suffers from the drop in generation population.",Cause destruction of the planet works wonders for the economy as well........ +"Feeding cows seaweed could slash global greenhouse gas emissions, researchers say: They discovered adding a small amount of dried seaweed to a cow's diet can reduce the amount of methane a cow produces by up to 99 per cent.","TLDR: Grass gives cows the shits, seaweed doesn't." +TIL that in two days we create the same amount of information that it took all of humanity to create from the dawn of civilization to 2003.,"At this rate, we will have sequels to all of Shakespeare's works in another 600 million years." +What magical land do you live in where smartphones are as graphically powerful as the X1?!,His iphone 7 +There is no coin toss. If anyone believes anything about these debates is left up to chance they are gullible af.,But killary wouldn't lie to the American people right? +I guess I'm writing in Hillary then.,Think she has a chance? +"To be fair, this messaging system was made specifically for this stream and won't be in the game.","TO be fair, they still can't spell" +"Can we delete Kinessa? Title. If we just deleted her, then no idiots can pick her because muh sniper XDDDDDDD and we can win some games. Win/win I think.","On that note, let just take off every character so no bad people could play in general." +And look how far he went! Best president we've *ever had*.,Price controls are such a good thing +Donald with factual statements. Hillary with emotional ploys. Typical Right vs Left,Politifact rates this comment: Mostly False. +HILLARY WANTS TO TALK ABOUT ILLEGAL *DUMPING* ?,It's the most important problem evidently. +"FT: Alchemist variety 4pk ISO: Stouts Got two 4pks of Alchemist about a month ago as a thank you gift and ive tried everything. I've got a Heady, a Focal, and 2 broken spokes left and would like to trade them for a stout. Obviously not looking for a DBH, Just interested to see what kind of offers I could get. Open to anything, Cheers.",Guinness 4:4? +"I mean, we're talking opinions here. To me it was all disappointing.",Well your opinions are WRONG. +BRAZILE SAYS EMAILS ARE FAKE - THEN WHY DID YOUR CAMPAIGN FIRE SCOTT FOVAL? # BASED KELLY TELLS BRAZILE TO FUCK OFF,He just stepped aside +Also the whole two piece handlebars so they could fit grip shifters thing.,I'm sure they have their top welders on that job +"Post-debate poll: Clinton 49%, Trump 39%",This was a rigged poll! +Funnyest video ive seen all year!,Lel? +"Lemme splain ya. First comment expressed surprise that it was a great niece not a great grandchild and thought to himself, ...guess he never had kids, then realized that being gay it makes sense that he never had kids, which is flawed logic but let's roll with it. Then you said you confuse niece and nephew, which has nothing to do with what the original comment said, as he was making a joke about his own mistake in not realizing WHY Turing never had kids. I.E, he didn't confuse any terms he just was being a bit slow on the uptake. Then confusion ensued whooshes were had, comments were made. But hey, we tried our best and we're still dear friends. It may also be that he knew Turing was castrated as well, which would make more sense for the whole not having kids thing.","Hey, buddy, we don't take kindly to logical thinkers round these parts." +"Video of man hijacked just as he pulls into his home in Polokwane, Limpopo","Ah, strict gun laws work after all" +Where did the leaked DNC emails actually come from? Does anyone know/have a good idea? Hillary loves trying to blame Russia but is there actually any evidence that says that is true? What is the evidence pointing towards?,I hear Putin is really good with computers. +How was rng better than edg this year? Is there any reasoning to this?,"EDG beat RNG 3-0 in Summer LPL finals, so naturally RNG was the better team" +"bitcoin uses a Poisson process , where its is common for blocks to occasionally take longer to confirm, sometimes over 1 hour. 0 conf txs are inherently insecure. Increasing the blocksize won't help this fundamental problem. The only way to allow instant and secure txs for retailers is with payment channels like the LN.","ok OP, you hear that - you should have used LN....what were you thinking?" +Show me where you found that.,that was just +Get informed: Public Question No. 1,if this passes I think our guns will have more rights than our people +"I agree, also being a bears fan doesn't help me stay interested in their shitfest games so I watch other games and players.","49er's fan checking in, can confirm our games are also a shitfest." +Smite Tactics,i heard its wii u only +The cringe is too strong,Delete this and delete that and definitely this and that +Honestly it kind of pisses me off seeing someone hate a university because they got rejected by some girl. Obviously they don't understand how fucking lucky they are to have the opportunity to get higher education. Do they appreciate anything in life? Jesus,I mean the whole point of women being in college is to help great guys like him find a house wife who doesn't come from a poor background and is smart enough to know how to clean up after him and take care of kids. +I did a physical copy and it hasn't shipped but still says guarnteed by 8 pm tomorrow. If it's late though I get a free month of Prime.,well im sure you'll get it lol +best reply above.. i am just glowing reading that.,Or you could be glowing because you're emitting radiation. +fonte? evidencia?,"Nao tenho acesso aos depoimentos da delegacia, desculpe." +Springtrap in a horror attraction!,"Behind the scenes: FNAF movie, leaked" +50 years ago* I'll leave this here for 2026 readers,"Implying reddit will last that long, we all know it's dying." +How is a 3.5mm outdated?,Because Apple said so +Random encounters with Cowboys is always the best. I had Randy White come in and sit down to chat with me in the finance office at a car dealer for like fifteen minutes once.,"So he got a good deal and you went home with all your limbs, right?" +hey fuck you fagget fight me irl pussy,xd il fukin rek u u noob +"Correction: Deathwing is just a Yogg that always casts [[Twisting Nether]] , [[Astral Communion]] , and self-target casts [[Mark of Y'Shaarj]] (+2/+2), [[Power of the Wild]] (+1/+1), [[Power Word: Shield]] (+0/+2) and [[Cold Blood]] (+4/+0). Result is a 10 mana 12/12 Yogg that discards your hand and clears the board. **EDIT** - For some reason I thought Yogg was a 5/7 (was probably thinking of N'Zoth) instead of 7/5. Also, I'm too lazy to fix my spell list so you'll just have to deal with that. Someone else can make another correction to this if they'd like. I'm supposed to be working right now anyways..",you can just add [[confuse]] in the beginning to swap ur stats to 5/7 +It isn't as broken as ppl made it out to be,"ofc its not, it was removed because it was horse shit" +OP made a Typo! Let's belittle them horribly per Reddit standard procedures.,As is tradition. +Rather than ignite immunity for a fire elemental why not just give it ignite resistance so that you are not hindering ignite builds and still complies to the lore.,"Taking a reduced amount of damage would make sense, it still wouldn't be optimal but at the very least possible" +downvotes can still hide your stuff for others when it hits -4,shut the fuck up +Nothing as long as it isn't in a residential neighborhood. Still pretty inconsiderate to do on the highway as people's musical tastes vary. I personally can't stand music that requires subs to sound decent and wish the people playing it would crash and burn when I hear it on the road.,definitely people having different musical tastes is a great reason for them to potentially die on fire +"Brasile, who works for CNN, was accused of giving Clinton a question in advance at a CNN town hall debate. The debate last night was not run by CNN Brasile would not have access to last night's questions. Trump's accusation makes no sense.",Fox News is conspiring with the DNC! +Let's talk retrocession. Here's some borders. Have fun.,The Eastern border probably needs to accommodate the Supreme Court and the Library of Congress buildings. +"Fuck people like that. I'm on board the hype train. I played RDRevolver and waited SOOOO long for RDRedemption and now I'm finally going to see a new release in what has been one of my favorite series of all time. I was happy enough just to see the artwork released, a teaser is like a fat line of coke for me.",Yeah fuck people for having a different opinion than you +Sometimes it's just spiders.,"Let it bite you, it might give you superpowers!" +Teacher who had sex with student says she's the victim,A male teacher wouldn't even have been invited to the show. +"Wait, seriously? That's not very American if you.",I forgot my +Most victims are older than 5,Yeah but I'm seeing repeatedly in this thread its all about context so for teaching children under 5 they should mention how their mother is the greatest danger to them... +"Why? That sort of competition doesn't occur in other arts. As a musician, fuck yea I want to play with better bands! Because watching them play kicks ass and maybe we'll be friends.","Yeah, the lead guitarist and drummer never get jealous that the singer gets all the women" +"Even if we assumed that Charizard is popular more due to a good design than nostalgia, it doesn't really have that generic a design. I mean the concept 'fire-breathing dragon' is super generic but Charizard doesn't really look anything like what a typical dragon looks like. It's a dumpy bipedal dragon with wide hips, scrawny arms and a rectangular crocodile head with little bumps for horns. Meanwhile up there we have a red sabertooth tiger with some flames stuck on.","Oh no no no, it's a black tiger with red stripes, significantly cooler" +Is Ameritech a private server?,You forgot this +Kaws in Ft. Worth,"I'm in fort Worth, where is it?" +The Gang's All Here,Was half expecting another article about Google's 19 messaging apps +I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS CONVERSATION. ARE THEY FIGHTING? ARE THEY DISCUSSING? We need some intervention here.,He deescalated duhh +"If you are bothered so bad about Chris Hero being out of shape,don't complain when Vince pushes someone because of his looks. For years people are criticizing Vince and the WWE for pushing wrestlers only because of their looks. Hell the first argument when it comes to Roman is that he got pushed only because he has the body and the looks. If it bothers you so bad when a super-talented guy and one of the best wrestlers in the world today is fat then you can't blame the WWE for pushing guys like Roman or Lashley or anyone the think that they deserve a push because of their looks.",You guys really should dedicate more time to analyzing other men's bodies. +Last Night's Debate,"Trump threatened to destabilize the very bedrock of our democracy last night, but Hillary's kinda cunty so they're literally exactly the same!" +El Cabildo de Buenos Aires fue vandalizado con pintadas,"Si no te gustan los chistes negros, comentarios desubicados y estas lleno de downvotes para dar, ignora mi comentario :) Y si no.. [Despues se quejan cuando las matan..]" +The Gewehr 98 Is Amazing,Will be perfect with a red dot. +Doctor Strange reactions from early screenings,"Remember that Disney pays writers, bloggers, hell anyone with a twitter account to pretend that these movies are even passable." +Donna Brazile Tells A Big Fat Lie And Gets Caught And Humiliated,Good thing CNN is a totally principled organization that will shit-can Brazile as a result of this revelation. +"17 scouts at 2nite's game, Holy Molly",Price for Luongo +right cuz feminists are the only people who benefit from globalization.,And MRAs are the most liberal and charitable of people. +"So, in other words, he literally did what he is accusing Hillary of doing in the clips? This guy. Seriously, anything he accuses someone of, it's safe to say he's actually the one doing it.",Does this mean that he is going to try to rig the elections? +"Haha, you're actually the first person I've ever seen to bring up that the earth has a limited capacity to radiate heat, therefore we have a limit to the amount of energy we can generate and use. I'd love for another tdtm post for this",We can build a chimney to space. +Wouldn't that pitch we used with Lacy work better with Ty?,"No, he's not overweight so they'd see that coming" +I bet Deadpool will show up in this. Might have been him in the mask and glasses,"Ah yes, the comedic relief that this movie needs." +Why do people go to chiropractors instead of a physiotherapist for their needs? The latter is evidence based science and the former isn't.,What does a physiotherapist do? +There's a Dream High 2 but don't watch it... it's disappointing after the first one. Hope you like love triangles :) Dream High is also an idol drama meaning that the actors are famous kpop stars so they really are singing. Good luck!,"lmao love triangles, the savior of romance shows" +Rick Owens DRKSHDW Ramones Low,ID on the pants? +I actually disapprove and think this is a bad idea. Children have a natural problem with distinguishing reality from fiction. It shouldn't be healthy for a child to be exposed to something that would cause such confusion about what is real and what is not.,"So stop watching Disney films, kids!" +Body in motion stays in motion.,"Yeah, seatbelt wasn't even necessary was it!" +Entaniya 250 Micro Four Thirds fisheye lenses feature 250-degree FOV: Digital Photography Review,"Yeah, but what's the filter thread size?" +Cut down Wind Noise on Video Cameras for less than $2,Does the wind guard cover the light meter? +FUCK! What do I do!,Scream in agony as you use all of your (mostly) human strength to turn it with a wrench until you perish. +So that how people get on train at map border.,Is this SC4? +Dwayne 'The madman' Johnsson is a complete nutter,O look two of my favorite actors in one picture. +Yes and Pepsi sucks.,RC 4 life! +"For CPFC fans, there's an interesting interview with Alan Pardew in the British publication The Guardian. Says he might like to coach in US someday. Link to story is on my Twitter feed @kbrizzie1020. Will post link here, too, when I get back to my computer.","Harkes out, Pardew in?" +"Report: AT&T is in advanced talks to acquire Time Warner, and a deal could come as soon as this weekend","Comcast already owns NBC/Universal, so why not..." +"Because apparently the only way for a female in a fantasy story to have any value is to act like a male. Doesn't matter that she was 14, doesn't matter that she was sheltered her whole life, one mistake and BAM she's a worthless idiot who can't do anything right. Oh, and she likes dresses and manners, so there's two more reasons why people justify hating her. How dare she like fashion and being ladylike when all the other awesome badass females are way too cool to care about stuff like that...",Yes let's make it about feminism +"EA doesn't own MLB: The Show, Sony does (SIE San Deigo). Slim chance of it coming to PC unless it goes to PSNOW streaming service.",Buuut a Petition will force them to bring to PC! +"When I realized that I spend lots of time fighting the system to get something resembling a stable machine. Only to start again after an update. Really, we are cutting linux way too much slack. There's no QA whatsoever. It's a dictionary definition of a piece of shit (on the desktop!).",The user base is our QA! +Buying a gun is a right,B b b but muh living document says that guns are for da army not da peoples +"Disenfranchising voters is one of the most un-American things to do, and it sure seems to happen a lot in red states. Real patriots^^TM .","Hey, when the Democrats are bussing in millions of illegal immigrants to vote and casting ballots for the deceased, a little suppression from the other side is just fair and balanced." +"Suggestion: Teams should be able to glyph Roshan. Like the topic says, i think it would be a great idea to be able to make Roshan invulnerable for a small amount of time.",How about Roshan glyph himself every time he bashes or takes a bash? +Dom Come Mija,who's come? +"Oh yeah, I should probably mention how Godzilla is connected to MGS, other than being a giant nuclear monster.",ZAM picture ZAM +"T.E.D.D. + Avagodro, Leroy + Witch, CDC + FBI, Red Baron + Panzer Soldat. Basically anything in BO2.",Last gen richtofen +I still don't know why it is asoldier's fault for being captured.,It is not as big ofa fault as dying which is just under losing a limb or getting injured because then other soldiers have to help out your loser ass. +"True, but when he took it no state had decriminalised pot either. If you remember, it virtually happened over the space of 12 months.",Why would that matter? +He also deserved this. Pull a gun on a cop and you get shot. Black or white,"He didn't have a gun it was clearly planted by the corrupt officer, according to his family it was just a book even though none was found on the scene." +"What do you have to know to call yourself a UI & UX designer? I am after a quick way to learn about ux, is there great solid site with info / video / courses that are easy to digest and not being overwhelmed by info? Looking for example of a typical ux project work, the process and both in big and small scale? What do you have to know if your gonna call yourself a UX designer? Have great day","You said Have a good day so you thought about the reader, *poof* you are a UX designer." +After two long months my Gamescom #GameReady prize has arrived,But will it blend? +Didn't that have to do with him putting his social security number on ads?,Naaaaaaaaaaaah can't be that. +Rant,"If only reddit didn't whine so much, then GGG wouldn't have [Insert change here]" +What happens in real-life sex that you never see in porn?,Respect +"TIL in 1945 an airplane crashed into the Empire State Building, injuring elevator operator Betty Oliver. When rescuers attempted to lower her on an elevator, the cable snapped, plunging her 75 stories down. She survived the fall, and to this day holds the record for longest survived elevator fall.","Why did airplanes crashing into the ESB not destroy it, but when they crash into the WTC, they fall, BUSH?" +I'm starting to think it's maybe not all on the goaltenders...,But they have the second best defense after Nashville +People like her are why I don't give money to the homeless. I just give my money to charities that help the homeless.,I think it's great that you use reddit to let people know that you give money to charities helping the homeless while simultaneously posting memes shitting on homeless people. +"If the argument is he's doing this for the public eye, why? He stated he wasn't reopening the investigation, and has refused to do so up until today. There's little reason to reopen this case today, 2 weeks before the election, just to make some people happy that he's shown no interest in making happy. I'm not trying to suggest something will come from it because I don't think anything major will. But to suggest this all just a dog and pony show seems silly. Again, there's literally no reason for him to do this -- nobody has any idea about these new emails. It would have been far easier for him to just stay quiet and not tell us they existed.",Wasn't he the gentleman who's wife was given sizable amounts of money from the Clintons? +Cat watching some porno,Nekane Right? +Sanders is perfectly positioned to challenge Clinton in 2020....him or a surrogate...But Clinton must win and she must win big! A liberal President with a conservative house and senate will always be ineffective...See Obama post 2010.,LOL - yeah Bill Clinton was such a terrible president am I right +That it's possible to exert almost total control over internet dialogue with a few million dollars.,you dropped this: +"FAA? This is Britain though, right?",Everything is America when you're on the internet! +Sad,Its not like we have a really high unemployment rate or anything either. +"Ugh. No thanks. I got fake nails once 12 years ago for prom, over it by day 2.",Well if you didn't like it I guess that means the world should be over it too +Sitting in Salem worrying about Canal Street getting fucked over. It's been unpaved for weeks and this is going to wash the entire road away. Salem's government is such a shitshow.,Can't wait to drive in the floods around Peabody +"They *divined* that he said that from the text, somehow, even though he never mentions it and the Bible has an abortion recipe and clearly has no issues with killing unborn, babies, and also kids who make fun of bald guys.",Pshhh It's just god's will (hook from behind the curtain comes to pull you off stage) +Guess I got lucky,Phishing on a whole new lvl +"I was there last year, it is the most staggering testament to the power and glory of Rome that you will ever see. Pictures do not do justice to the awe which fills you, to think that it was built nearly two thousand years ago. And then you start imagining how opulent it would have been before the fall of Constantinople, such wealth as to make the Vatican look austere. Staggering.","It's not the power and glory of Rome it's the power and glory of the Greeks as there is no ROME without the Greeks and without Magna-Graecia, hence why it is called Greco-Roman architecture, art and so on!" +Grosjean's car losing a part of his car + Vettel avoiding it,"Wow Grosjean has put on a lot of weight, or it may just be the shirt!" +E vermelho... E agora?,PSOL-ista! +This is what's wrong with the world. Humans think they're better than all other life forms. I hope an Alien race finds this planet and eradicates all Humans.,Unless an animal can make a mean quacamole they are fair game. +"Yeah I get that argument, it's just the paranoia here is insane recently. I guess a modlog release might be OK. Putting my guarantee on it now, there won't be anything suspicious. Just volunteer mods being human I expect.",I wonder why people might be a bit leery.... +yes but player model will behave laggy when packets get dropped (even if only one drops),"that's why we need cl_interpolate 0.5, which is between 0 and 1 and will fix everything in the game" +Skeptics of reddit - what is the one conspiracy theory that you believe to be true?,I think climate change might actually be real +OH WHAT THE FUCK WHAT ABOUT THE TIME NEGREDO WASTED,3 minute subs are normal mate +"'Not as photogenic as the last' ... And, to think, I almost posted the last one here.",I.... That looks like what an alien might poop? +"Y'all acting like if they had a car that could do the same, they wouldn't do it. They just don't like an uneven playing field.",Which is why Ricciardo is also being brought up in the conversation. +Why are all the networks livestreaming just a regular Trump speech? He hasn't announced a single new policy or idea...,Because the media is rigged against him. +He almost got lucky with that!!! anybody else think that goalkeepers tipping wayward crosses over the crossbar / wide of the post is too common of an occurrence?,"Happened all last year too, glad it's still in...." +I'd imagine the Expos would instantly be Canada's team again. That fan base was crazy loyal and even during bad seasons.,All 3000 of them +Mariah Dillard (Alfre Woodard) from Luke Cage also played a character called Miriam in Civil War,"Oh man, that's the first time I'm hearing about this!" +Sure are a lot of captains on the ice.,It's almost like your best and most celebrated players are your team captains.... +Go to the gym at 5 in the morning,but then there's no cute girls to keep me motivated +Remember Casper? SKT's support when Mandu couldn't play? He's SSG Wraith. Mind fucking blown.,and you have an skt flair surprised~! +Google suggests Bernie Sanders may get a bunch of write-in votes,I wonder who is downvoting this story. +My first non-quartz watch -- Hager Aquamariner,"That watch reminds me of something... but, I just can't quite put my finger it." +...didn't wet get absolutely rocked that game?,yes... yes we did +I mean mainly that the difference between point A and B for the African refugees to other African nations and the difference for Middle-eastern refugees going to Europe is very different since with nearby african nations you will see a smaller difference than if you go from Afghanistan to Denmark,And you're not xenophobic because....? +I can't tell if that article is written by a computer algorithm or is a bad translation.,What a time to be alive! +"here's an idea maybe stop looking at the colour of peoples skin, be like the rest of us grown adults. when I look at the menus I just see soldiers. anything you are seeing is your own problem.","Like being a grown adult is a good thing, the world is such a good place.." +Like the special zombies that are impossible to actually replicate in reality.,"You can't get real zombies in reality, so of course it's impossible." +"It's unlikely that orders would have been given to take Bin Laden alive no matter what. Given that they had the ability to shoot him in self defense, they almost certainly would have, because he certainly wasn't going to go quietly.","You're right, it's far more likely that if they knew for certain where he was they'd just air strike the location..." +"Shiny, new, smallish market with not much entertainment competition, cheap tickets and beer.","Yea no other major sports teams in town, small population (only 17th ranked csa when counting Dayton), beer ranged from 7 to 11$ super cheap." +It's a glorious piece of post-Star Wars goldrush cheese. You should really watch it.,I bought it on Amazon will report back after 2 days +"Year 2040 new target? I was talking with a still-in family member recently and they mentioned forty a few times. Specifically, how it was a common numerological value in the Bible (flood, Jesus' fasting, etc.) and that it had to mean something. Is this related to some hushed conversations arising about 2040 being the date of armageddon? I have gotten the sense from them that there's been a ramp-up of the 'end is near' talk recently, even moreso than is typical. Have you heard anyone talking like this recently?",stay alive til '40! +why? he has no one to blame but himself in October,Yeah screw him for the lack of run support +Monday release - MCS501 I bet it's 501^No^it's^just^a^wild^guess,"idk fam, sounds like a bit of a stretch to me" +Navy Officer Tells Alaskans: Prepare For War,This article and site seem totally credible. +"Wait a second, now you wait a second! You mean to say players like you exist who actually pass the puck up the ice to the guy with speed instead of trying to go end-to-end all the time?! Where do I find such mythical creatures???",This is just the larval state of the end-to-enders that you already mentioned! +"Tampons were originally made to treat wounds, actually",Specifically blood from their wherevers iirc +Is this seriously already a thing?,wow this has never been posted before +I wonder what 16 years in solitary did to him...,"Cured him, obviously!" +Victims of the South Australia Statewide Blackout to Sue Wind Farm Operators,How can they sue the wind farm operators if it had nothing to do with wind farms? +i am maxed with all t90s minus nox staff. only other things would be t92s. should be okay lol. :p,"Wow, you are so rich." +"You're right. SKT 3-2ed the team that 3-1 (or 3-0) idr EDG, who lost to H2K who got 3-0ed by SSG. By all means, this just means the finals should be closer than the analysts predicted",Why do we even need analysts anymore when the stats says it all? +"Donald, Pat Pete, Kuechly so no.",But isn't Kuechly just a scheme guy? +care to give an actual legitimate reason for why it's 'so fucking stupid',Self determination is for the mentally disabled! +"Not improve, maybe extend? It just allows us to enjoy Portal for the first time all over again in a different medium. I'd love to see a full-length movie of it even if it isn't that good, just because it is Portal.","Yes, because we have a long list of great video game based movies that really expanded the game to new heights" +he saw some play in some patron warrior decks(kinda like a third row of patrons). And saw also play in tempo warrior.,He fits well in control warrior if you need a big threat and don't have some of the other more played legendary cards. +Oh you slept Reinhardt before he earthshattered? Well fuck you anyway.,blame 20 tick +Gareth Bale is better than Rooney.,and Charlie Adam is better than Bale +"If she's Miss Iceland, why is she holding a sign that says Miss Germany?",Miss Iceland was too fat for the picture. +"Reddit, what's your go-to mobile app for wasting time?",Reddit the app +League of Legends Worlds Championship Final Live Update & Discussion Thread,Pulling away three people from elder with Lee Sin around ... SKT threw so hard in mid game but that sealed the deal on this game -.- +"Australia on Friday announced a gun amnesty for next year after a criminal intelligence report estimated there were 260,000 illegal firearms in the country.",Gee and I thought gun control was effective +I don't know why you are being downvoted. Baylor would have at the very least two losses with our schedule.,Because it's whining and we don't tolerate whining hear in r/cfb +My sons.,You gota taper those pants man +GP Kuala Lumpur 2016 Top 8,"Shockingly, reflector mage and spell queller are still absurdly good." +Almost half of Arizona residents think border wall a 'waste of money',But Mexico is gonna pay for it! +Good thing republicans are getting all those abortion clinics taken care of so that this baby was able to live its god given life born in a bathroom and left to suffocate in a trash bag. Im sure it was just part of the greater plan though.,It was God's plan. +{Long post} The Future of Zombies...,"Of course zombies will die, _they're undead_" +Star Guradian Jinx auto attack sound tho. I can't be the only one who thinks thats the most annoying thing,Preach +"The temporary debuff he has before the attack goes off is -50% fire res. He shows after that hes only 5 over cap, so with that debuff hes actually at 30% res.","Maybe there's some other type of flask that could solve his problem there, like, something that does what his Sapphire flask was doing, but like for fire." +"Yeah, who cares about the game dying a slow death, lets make retarded memes.","Because fostering community ties and morale won't help attract people, but sitting around being sadmad about the game will do a world of good" +Let's talk about MAXes,"lol, conch doing what he is best at :P" +"What to do with gold? Relatively new player here, just wondering what I should spend my gold on. I currently only have one legendary (Cenarius) and I'm missing plenty of important cards so I wasn't sure if should buy lots of classic packs, older packs, or wait for the next expansion and buy that. I've been saving gold from dailies for a bit and have a little over 2500 gold. Thanks",Save it up for the heroic brawl. +not how I read it. I read it as the Coalition doing absolutely everything in their power to look like they're doing something about housing prices whilst not touching negative gearing or the capital gains discount.,To me it sounds like they want to open the market more for their developer mates. +"Well, i mean, it is more realistic.",Because videogames are supposed to be inherently realistic. +"No one would be able to say UKIP are racist and be taken seriously ever again, if he was leader...","Well, Steven Woolfe was forced out of the party." +But.. but then how will I show off my 4 new Titan X's that I just bought???,forgot the +"Honestly, fans of those teams should probably want Samsung to win. It would mean those teams lost to the champions which looks better on them.",True.. there's no way SKT could have beat H2K +"Reddit Hates TPP, Reddit Hates Huge Monopolies, Reddit Loves Bernie, Reddit Loves Marijuana -- so tell me r/all, why Hillary Clinton?",TRUMP SAID MEAN THINGS! +David Carr Retweeted When you remember Bortles was voted no. 49 and Derek Carr was no. 100 @nflnetwork Lol #RaiderNation,Our QB has the best tweets! +Well this isn't peak rondo lol. Come on man,Yeah he clearly showed signs of slowing down in his age 29 season last year +Except that ROX used Noc in LCK in some matches. It's way different than the straight up trolling of SSW vs TSM,no wave clear comp after smashing TSM 2 games in a row TOTALLY isn't disrespect :\^) +Where did you meet your spouse?,College: the land of good life choices. +"Yeah these people passed the law, it was signed by the governor and challenged in court which probably cost millions to defend. And these people will probably be re-elected",Fiscal conservatives! +Julian Assange dead or alive(Anonymous)// Audio of somebody callin the embassy to check on julian.,How very convincing. +Say what?!? 30 minutes ago i just broke all the equipment of some afk aldrich faithful in 4 casts. (Never have i seen someone try so desperately to black chrystal) Did they literally just roll out a small patch?,Apparently a hotfix because following the acid cloud would deal about 100 durability damage and that was too op +"Would like to see CJ Smith, but I wouldn't be surprised if they sign someone else now.",Nnamdi Asomugha is available I think. +"Kobe vs Lebron: 50-win playoff teams **Record vs 50-win playoff teams** - Jordan 20-7 - Hakeem 10-9 - Shaq 18-9 - Kobe 25-10 - Duncan 18-10 - Lebron 9-6 **Lebron:** - 2007 - Pistons. - 2011 - Celtics. - 2011 - Bulls. - 2012 - Thunder. (Lockout season, but 50 wins is assumed) - 2013 - Spurs. - 2014 - Pacers. - 2015 - Bulls. - 2016 - Raptors, Warriors **Kobe** - 1997-98 Seattle SuperSonics Record: 61-21 - 1999-00 Phoenix Suns Record: 53-29 - 1999-00 Portland Trail Blazers Record: 59-23 - 1999-00 Indiana Pacers Record: 56-26 - 1999-00 NBA Champions - 2000-01 Portland Trail Blazers Record: 50-32 - 2000-01 Sacramento Kings Record: 55-27 - 2000-01 San Antonio Spurs Record: 58-24 - 2000-01 Philadelphia 76ers Record: 56-26 - 2000-01 NBA Champions - 2001-02 San Antonio Spurs Record: 58-24 - 2001-02 Sacramento Kings Record: 61-21 - 2001-02 New Jersey Nets Record: 52-30 - 2001-02 NBA Champions - 2002-03 Minnesota Timberwolves Record: 51-31 - 2003-04 San Antonio Spurs Record: 57-25 - 2003-04 Minnesota Timberwolves Record: 58-24 - 2003-04 NBA Finals - 2007-08 Denver Nuggets Record: 50-32 - 2007-08 Utah Jazz Record: 54-28 - 2007-08 San Antonio Spurs Record: 56-26 - 2007-08 NBA Finals - 2008-09 Houston Rockets Record: 53-29 - 2008-09 Denver Nuggets Record: 54-28 - 2008-09 Orlando Magic Record: 59-23 - 2008-09 NBA Champions - 2009-10 Oklahoma City Thunder Record: 50-32 - 2009-10 Utah Jazz Record: 53-29 - 2009-10 Phoenix Suns Record: 54-28 - 2009-10 Boston Celtics Record: 50-32 - 2009-10 NBA Champions",Yeah but Kobe didn't beat a 73 win team +I'm not anti-gun... I'm anti-stupid. There is no rational reason to take a gun to the state fair.,Because criminals don't attend fairs. +This is a haiku. Your poem was not haiku. I like yours better.,I quite like haikus But they don't always make sense Refrigerator +Mom's*,"I rather think the author's lack of punctuation is deliberate, and is meant to introduce an alternate interpretation of their work: I properly use your moms[,] colon (~asshole) Which is a brutal but effective critique of the heteronormativity and sexual objectification forced upon LGBTQ women, and the bullying undergone by their children." +Weirdest/most impressive play styles? I've seen oxycodone play and I think his play style is impressive I dont know how he can do streams with that play style and I saw another player click with his tablet and tap with his keyboard,Mouse hovering +Short Horror story time. At my old store they were having a mind numbing slow day so the started to pull out the coolers by the registers and clean behind and under them. They pulled one back and found a 1lb. package of hamburger that had been sitting right in the warmth of the back of the cooler. Not enough to cook it but more then enough to spoil it. They did get it back to the dumpster without it breaking but the whole place started to stink.,"Lost interest at Mind numbing, needs a TL;DR." +That is all luck. I mean look his hand just happens to be there and he is looking at the ball. such luck,Hey you forgot this: +Skated right through him.,Fuckin human turnstile +"Jesus, these doctors should all be fired! Isn't this basically malpractice?","I can confirm these stories, i went to a doctor while i was on fire and they told me to lose weight." +"Ok. What about stuff that you buy for life, or things that are more like an investment?",Your money market fund? +You don't have to guess... you can just read the comics and find out.,Tbf I haven't heard of Waconda so I don't think its in your fancy books +Greetings From Gadgetzan!,"Guys, guys...I have an idea for the new expansion set now: Goblin vs Gnomes?" +Hahaha you'd think?,"I could be wrong, you never know" +There's always one,Yea there is always one who doesnt get the +"Jazzy EDM producers? Like I would be so $#@$@#$ happy if Ookay produced all his songs with jazzy stuff like Thief but that's the only song I like from him. Are there any super jazzy house producers, jazzy trap, jazzy anything electronic? Or do I have to pick and choose my tracks?","Give Opiuo, and Manic Focus a listen." +Funny his politics was a deal killer when those other business men's politics are economy killers,Must be why every reputable economist is lining up to back Trump's plans. +This guy was so proud of his Hillary Clinton meme he signed and dated it,"Women are presidents now, get over it." +Do you actually believe that he forgot? Really? It was simply a long con. No one believed Bengi could play Nida.,* +Unable to check for windows updates,Wow how much did you pay for that feature ? +It's like pottery. It's made on a wheel so it goes on circles.,Just like the snoke identity threads +i really wish they saved this for a casual themed set where big flashy effects and fun are more emphasized than raw power.,"Yeah, should'very been saved for archenemy." +Do you have any other removable hard drives? It looks like the error happens if you have more than 1 removable drive.,"No, I only have one external drive which is the one where the system is installed, it's a thunderbolt enclosure." +"If this doesn't make r/bestof today, I'm going to be awfully peeved. If I had gold, this would be gilded.","If it doesn't get gold, it's clearly part of the diabolical Catholic conspiracy against him!" +Why..?,Because people with very vibrant and often obnoxious personalities have no place in the music industry! +How so?,Like the dimensions don't physically make sense. +Erection implies consent,Because a biological reaction totally signifies consent. +Damn Morgan really killed this comp,But she cheated tho! +Lavahound + zap for Inferno = easy wins,Ah yes LH definitely does 200 damage per hit as well right! +What is one food that you never get tired of eating?,Al-Baik +These 20 CDs were handpicked by Steve Jobs & the iPod team and bundled with every iPod given to journalists when iPod first launched.,But Tim Cook gives people free music and everyone loses their mind +If Bernie Sanders was the nominee we would have endless GOP attack ads of how he will turn this country into Venezuela with clips of him praising their government and Cuba.,"Where as Hillary doesn't get attacked at all because republicans love her, right?" +I cant imagine sifting through Twitch chat for helpful responses...,"SMOrc ME ORC SMOrc ME SPAM SMOrc NO MODS SMOrc NO BAN SMOrc Hmm, maybe we need more twitch mods..." +What videogame was a 10/10 for you?,No Man's Sky... +And they all smoke cigarettes.,Depending on which RATE/MOS ya get it may be the only break ya get during the day. +"My boyfriend and I were having a huge argument and he had to leave for work. He still came up to me, gave me a kiss and said I love you. I gave him a weird look... he then said We're fighting right now, but that doesn't change how I feel about you. Big green flag right there.",And then he fucked your best friend +"Nah, there's clean coal now. I seen a commercial about it.","Whew, glad that problem is solved." +"Give a mouse a cookie.... Dude gets in for free once, expects to get in for free again. There are more soldiers, teachers, firemen etc than there are seats in Wrigley. Get a job old man.",I think you dropped this: +The republican led congress turned down repeated requests for more funding..,"Well, since she had the power to change the tax code single-handed as a Senator, she certainly could fix the entire Middle East overnight." +Masters student having to stay up all hours of the night. I have eaten so much Bo Jin Wangs Chinese food.,Lol wangs +ACL aint no joke. It may take a year or two to fully get back in swing of things. Not everybody is AP,"He just needs to take some HGH, Recovery Water or Deer Antler Spray." +"Do mentally handicapped people become sad when, watching a movie about a mentally handicapped people? Like it asks in the title.",I get upset when you use unnecessary commas MOTHERFUCKER +"Not to mention that you're often forced to heal people that aren't even doing the objectives. I can almost deal with the thankless nature of the role, and the lack of help from your teammates, but being required to heal them while they're fighting in the roads is just downright frustrating.",But you gotta kill them on the roads before they get to the objectives! +"Kickstarter vs. Retail I backed the EARLY BIRD SPECIAL on Kickstarter to get a Pebble 2 for 99 $. Shipping was supposed to start in September, and the Kickstarter page still says Pebble 2 will retail for $129.. Now it's the end of October, my watch was only shipped last night and with taxes and shipping everything adds up to 132 $, while there are reports of Walmart already selling the Pebble 2 for 119 $ (that's probably without taxes?). So there was no benefit backing the Kickstarter project, or was there? In my case I would have been able to just go into a Walmart and get the watch earlier, and everybody who wasn't fast enough for the Early Bird special ends up paying more than the retail price.",You get the Kickstarter engraving on the back... That's totally worth the wait and the extra cost +"Not 1 Republican voted for Obamacare. If your premiums/deductibles have skyrocketed, blame the Democrats for this one.","But we should be putting social issues before safety, health and well being, because racism and having our feelings hurt is the number priority." +Is there a stereotype about Mexicans and coffee that I'm missing? I see nothing wrong with Sombra speaking her native language,It's not like the other heroes do right? +"Can We Use OUR Skins in Brawl? I love Brawl, but why don't the heroes use the skins I currently have equipped on them? I can see trying to use it as a means to advertise other skins, but if someone really loves Brawl, and plays it more than other game modes, what incentive do they have to spend real cash on skins? Same goes for mounts. Please let us use mounts and skins currently selected for the heroes we play in Brawl! :D","They have been working on the game mode for only 1 year, come on dude, they didn't have time for this..." +Public vote could give Dublin a directly-elected mayor by 2019,As long as it's a FFer! +"Imagine you are in the busiest city in the world with the largest population. The only mode of transportation are yellow cabs. Everyone has to use one for everything to from A to B. Now if someone just uses one cab to go from A to B its easy since its the same taxi service, same driver, same everything. This would allow tracking and following you relatively easy since all you have to do is ask the taxi service in this case your ISP where that cab went. Now if I change cabs multiple times going from A to B someone would have to ask multiple drivers, cab companies, for any details. Now lets say I took multiple cabs to the border of the next city whose laws are much different that the riding laws of the previous ctiy. Maybe that next city doesn't collect data on my destination or doesn't share that information. Hell maybe they dont like each other and tell the other city to screw off (imagine US to China). This would make it damn near impossible to track. Apply this logic to how packets hop and there ya go.","Wow talk to me like I'm a 5 year old, patronising much." +Exactly. I lose so many games becuz my support won't get silvers edge when there are hero like huskar or bristleback on enemy team. I tell my support lion or rubick to get silver edge but they don't listen and get shit like blink or force staff instead. then we loose game at 50 minutes becuz they are retarded and get useless item,Get it yourself then? +You guys got you wanted.,"I mean they still do it, just less proficient." +How do you calm down a horde of crying kids? Give them candy Wp with that halloween event niantic,"Yeah, game will be so much better during the event." +"I really lost all respect for her this cycle. She's a bully, plain and simple.","This can't be the same Elizabeth Warren who's now campaigning for her, right?" +Where's your loyalty to the crown? pffha,Maybe we just had the first SPCA and the rest of the world has to use a different name? +Yeah I've never seen Kremlin bots get so rekt in r/worldnews before.,I think that's because they're not programmed for +I saw a couple angry responses to a video on the internet! Time to write an article! Honestly I'd have more respect for these types of articles if the author would just leave the Twitter reaction out of it and just post her personal thoughts. It's cheap and lazy.,But her opinion is more valid if other people agree with her! +This is what we're up against folks....,world of warcraft wants $15/month isn't that pay-to-play? +This is seriously breaking the immersion Where are the goddamn glorious mustaches? Fucking shavists ruining our WW1.,Mustache battlepacks confirmed +I havent been gold free in months :( I don't know what to tell you. People are dumb.,Should I have used +My question was: Why would Wall Street be against legalisation?,"Because banks are evil, and hate everything I want!" +No.,"You are right, sorry for saying otherwise" +A majority of Donald Trump supporters think everything has been terrible since the 1950s,"Yeah, things started getting *really shitty*, what with all those civil rights, and advancing society..." +"FBI Investigation Into Bribery With Clinton Foundation Spans Nation, Multiple Field Offices, Says WSJ",Satirical news articles aren't allowed on this subreddit. +Seriously lol. We've done nothing to prove it.,"Hey it takes a good team to force OT with NC State, and an elite team to actually win" +I couldn't give less of a fuck about Mary Steenburgen.,I adore her +"What would one do with 1800 Phoenix cases? Do you guys think that the Phoenix case will ever grow in price? Should I just dump them, and if yes, what would be the best method to trade them off?",Phoenix case supply is on a downward trend so keep them. +"The lambda is an actual scientific symbol used outside the context of the Half-Life games, you realize that right?",no it isn't +What confuses a gay person Seven,I'm confused. +"Tis not the season, m'lady",How dare you desecrate the image of GabeN? +"That we can't simply stop Things like depression, anxiety, schizophrenia- that's not something that can just be turned off. If it could we would!",Remember its all about attitude. +Don't understand why we fall back to these three star kids. I guess if he is one of two that's ok but making him the only RB in this cycle isn't good.,"Yeah, that 3 star Perine guy, what a scrub." +k m8,*sigh* +"She seems like a pretty responsible person so she would get it detailed before selling it. That M5 from BMWSF was 100% detailed by there detailers with actual buffers and what not, not some washbay bullshit.","Ahh Yes, dealership detailers, an industry standard" +Everyone fucking spys on us! Like a new story every week of this shit tf man,Hey if the government does it why can't all our favorite corporations? +Hmmm I wonder who their parents are voting for....,Clearly Sanders supporters +"More like TR needs a new long range AV weapon since the Devs absolutely murdered the Gatekeeper. You can make a new crosshair yourself and use it with the Recursion Stat Tracker, but you can't make a new weapon that works as intended.",Do the other two factions even *have* long-range AV top guns? +"Yes, but only on the New Nintendo 3DS. Vanilla 3DS users are out of luck.",Too bad the original 3ds' hardware isn't powerful enough to handle earthbound +yeah. fans of this television show also have other interests and sometimes reference this television show.,"Eh, just saying it's a popular post that goes around I just thought I'd take part in the cancer that doesn't breed discussion" +Thanks thats the one position I dont need tho cus of the free Gurley,He is LTD tho +A woman removing a bioplast has no bearing on what you're talking about Or our need for firm restriction of excess weaponry,I forget to add the +He should passed it to Lucas,"Mate he scored, literally was the best outcome for that situation." +"Can we talk about Fnatic dropping out of EPL? Oct 14: Announcement of the Groups Oct 28: EPL Finals starts Dropping out of a tournament right before it starts is such a shitty thing to do. Since ESL didn't announce the groups with the new seeding (meaning NIP, Faze and DIG in group A instead), it's safe to assume Fnatic told ESL they would drop out after Oct 14, leaving them less than 2 weeks to sort out the mess. I went to Fnatic's twitter/facebook and I couldn't even find a statement of them explaining the situation. It's such a shame to see a major tournament like this gets fucked over because a team is irresponsible.","Yes, dropping out because one of your players is having a child is definitely a shitty thing to do." +Ughh Civil War 2 is still happening everyone's reaction,We love it some much they added an extra issue then delayed the end of the event until December 28th. +Students at UC Berkeley block bridge only letting students of color pass. Please vote to stop this racism!,Check your fucking white privilege you racist. +Polak and Hunwick : ^ ),Wow that's way too much...hunwick alone should net him and their first round pick +"No, but length of service is usually a good indicator.",TIL Queen Elizabeth is a dictator not a monarch. +Welfare mentality,This is what they call trickle down economy Where the workers get to reap the rewards of business! +thinks brotherbill is horrible rapier but doesnt mark empathy as brotherbill's haHAA surely knowledgeable,lets make a post with 0 evidence just to make a point and then highlight the wrong players +This actually looks pretty cool,Found the Apple GeniusTM +Without an escape key. Seriously.,You don't understand it's a design thing +Related: Why do manga represent sleeping with a bubble coming out of a character's nose?,Because Japs are fucking weirdos. +"This Subreddit is a Host! I have figured it out. Every day, we get the same posts....the same theories presented as new, the same posts refuting those theories, the same posts with observations we have seen dozens of times before. Is the park miniature? Has anyone seen this Delos website? I think MiB is Arnold. Hear me out. How do the guns work? Guys I think I recognize that song from the player piano in the first episode! We are in a loop people.",Yeah but how do they clean the hosts out after sex? +5 weeks after RoI launch Splicer Vandals are still broken,"Vex hit boxes are broken too, it seems to be centered in their belly instead of their glowy eye." +"I'm not wrong. This method is used and can be upheld in court, and it has. You are refusing to believe this for some reason, and you are wrong.","This guy watched CHiPs once as a kid, he's automatically an expert, man" +The future is USB-C to USB-C. That means you can connect any device to any output and have it work. Right now we have to use dongles because not every device has USB-C yet. I would love a USB-C only future for my sake of sanity and only needing one single cable for everything. If only some company with huge tech influence forced the market to adapt quicker to these ports and include them on their devices.,"Just like USB-A, right" +It boggles my mind that people are actually going around saying that the Nikki Vs Carmilla feud is better than this one. So many awesome moments.,But its on Smackdown it has to be better! +Because UGA and UF are teatotalling institutions that never touch the evil alcohol,Surely they wouldn't allow any saloons or other establishments serving intoxicating potables anywhere in the respectable cities of Athens or Gainesville. +It's not the same site evetytime and you can say that for any article that's posted on reddit. The whole point of me posting here is for people to find out about the issue and discuss it,"You do realize you're making it harder to find posts like where do I buy salt in Montreal, though, right?" +"Considering this game. Likely. Small sample size though, like the smallest it can get.","Idk, I really liked that Hall Fiddler Bennett line we had for that one play" +"How do you think Hispanics will be seen in 50-100 years from now? I am especially interested in how you think light skinned Hispanics as well as those who are mixed descendants of any kind of Hispanics will be seen as. Like do you think that they will be still seen as Hispanic, regardless of how far removed they are from people that actually come from Hispanic countries , or that they'll start to assimilate into American concepts of race, like those with light skin or close enough will become like the Italians and Irish , who weren't considered white before, but are now. Like overall, do you think that a Hispanic ethnic identity will still remain among their distant descendants or that they will eventually be split into different groups depending on their features?",Won't be able to see them behind the wall +Is Mr. Clean gay?,"clean, perfectly white clothes WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN" +99 cents. Spiderman #300,"I collected comic books for years, and this single issue is worth more than any comic I ever owned." +I still can't see them passing. Too many buttmad kids still salty about when they got clawed out by a rusher that one time in 2011 because they froze up and didn't eat.,Please poll korasi next flamjex! +Jeremy Corbyn asks Theresa May if she will stop arms sales to Saudi Arabia - she responds by highlighting the importance of its relationship with the UK,All these racists against the Saudis +"Demarcus Ware for my team Wanted to get top 10 all-time in sacks, breaks his arm Finally wins super bowl ring, it gets stolen",because he's not going to get a replacement from the donkeys right ! +"This was also my concern. I quick search and I found some sites that indicates that MDF has formaldehyde in it (among other chemicals). I would *not* want to grow anything in a container with harmful chemicals in it. This might be a good idea if the drawers were some type of solid non treated wood... But since most furniture has some type of treatment on the wood, you are safer just buying box garden kits made from plain ceder from home depot or a similar hardware store. It would also look less tacky.","But they saved like $15 on gardening pots, don't you see?" +"Oh no!! Such a horrible place for your obsession hahaha, but at least you can still have them to look at, and even occasionally wear!",Maybe global climate change will solve all my sweater related problems. +Found something Haloween ish in deathmatch today. Any ideas?,"Why is it, whenever someone takes a picture of a ghost, it's with a shitty camera?" +How can you live with such annoyance?,"I simply disabled notifications for this app on the other phone, so now I can breathe as before!" +I'm *pretty sure* he's joking.,he's gotta add +"Is that so? I don't see any local news reports here about college republicans filing police reports. Do you have a source for that or did your feelings tell you this is the case. If so, tell me more about your precious feewings",A place that does not have trump yard signs everywhere is a scary place. +"Not sure if you know this or not, but the Articles of Confederation were replaced in 1789.",The south will rise again! +Someone called me a statpadder in my BT-SV! The very next game I got accused of sealclubbing in my PZB2! The nerve of some people,You forgot +Tolerant Left at it again,"Wow, I guess Trump Supporters are the intolerant and violent ones." +"Actually, I've found that most addicts got their start with caffeine. 100% of heroin addicts tried caffeine before they started using heroin. Let's outlaw caffeine. If there's *any* legitimacy to the pot as a gateway drug argument, it's *because* pot is illegal, and you have to go to drug dealers to get it, and you're exposed to a world of harder drugs in the process. Legalizing it would stop this, not accentuate it. I don't even smoke pot, and the pot is a gateway drug argument pisses me off so much.",Nah dude stay away from my Dunkies kehd! +Not sure about this thing,This cucumber game is going too far... +"Well he's usually not covering the best WR on the field. When he tried to cover Jordy Nelson, Rodgers noticed immediately and picked on him for a TD. The jury is still out, IMO.",But jordy nelson is washed +"What I mean is that these Reddit posts here are advertisements. They are, by definition in every sense.","Because nobody genuinely likes webpages and the deals posted by them and wishes to recommend others to go there, only doing so when they themselves are paid." +"Except you aren't *making* money, you are redistributing it to a few protected corporations and government. While I am in favor of marijuana legalization, I am not voting for it and urge everyone to do the same. Regulating control to a few crony corporations and taxing it at a higher rate is exactly the type of thing we *don't want more of* in a country with a growing wealth inequality problem.",But we're OK with all that money going into the hands of Mexican cartels. +It's not even that. I toss the Sphere of Destruction and it goes right past the target or right over their head.,Obviously Beerus is just trying to blow up the planet +Sounds like you're doing great....,It's better than Cats. +So I ordered my new debit card,Don't try to RMA that card +Shame there's no top lane Apdo-like (as in informative) Youtube channel. :'(,Hashinshin +If you're not smart enough to figure out how to order delivery I have no sympathy for you. If they *never ask for your address* chances are you aren't getting delivery.,Yes how dare they have the gall to trust you to actually do your job and communicate to them how things work at your restaurant. +"Your girlfriend has a pretty sick Daria costume. But seriously though, very cool!",Yea but she's basically Asian Daria right? +"He seemed to be instigating it, but the audio is hard to hear and this video starts late",TIL bad words are considered throwing the first punch when adulting +Chelsea Clinton: With Scalia's Death We Can Now Enact Gun Control,"vote for my mom, yea, what a strong argument." +World wildlife 'falls by 58% in 40 years',They need to fire those researchers cuase their estimations suck +Like you don't already.,"I sure do love isis, you got me there!" +"American Chinese food isn't authentic Chinese food and taco bell isn't real Mexican food. Also, Christmas has pagan roots.",You mean hanging colourful balls on evergreen trees is a pagan winter fertility ritual and wasn't invented in the middle East? +"Santa Ana to pay marijuana dispensary $100,000 after video appears to back police harassment claims",I'm glad the state is so nice in allowing the dispensary to have a big tax refund this year! +whoever said they expected embiid to be this good after not playing basketball for 2 years is a goddamn liar,"But his TS% was below average, he's not even good" +And its black. The natural gamer color :),I think the man would prefer to be called he +It's still a step in the right direction. How is this peasantry.,because its console related and EVERYTHING console related is peasantry +Fright Dome confirmed 87?,"Yes, obviously" +I wanted to post this incase there is a character bio Easter egg,Ogres have LAYERS +Congrats dude. Now you just gotta get challenjoir.,"Man, I'd make it to challenjoir but I keep getting matched will all these silver scrubs." +Hi guys! I'm the Head of Physical Performance and eSports medicine for the teams at CLG. I'm planning on speaking at colleges with eSports or LoL clubs and just have one question I'm.. the Physical Therapist (and CSCS) working with the teams here at CLG. I've been receiving lots of encouragement as well as interest about my work from with the players I've had the chance to work with. It's been an amazing journey thus far and I'd love to share how I got to where I am along with provide any guidance to those interested in working as support staff in eSports. My question is... If there was only one thing you'd want to learn about my experience what would it be? Thanks :D,What kind of meme will you be creating for us to call dank while spamming it mindlessly? +Berkeley protesters form human chain to stop white students from getting to class,Once they get segregated the only thing left to ask for is to be forced into slavery again. +"So...the baby knew a) it's sister was on her period, and b) she was delaying urination? My baby doesn't even remember to use his hands when he crawls. That's some Einstein shit right there.",They can smell it! +Death by snoo-snoo?,You're trying to fuck bears? +Oh you're so full of fucking shit. If you look here on Reddit and the US in general I think the one thing Americans can agree on is that there is a strong dislike and mistrust in our government. Show me where the fuck Russians are challenging their government and its numerous atrocities? Oh wait you can't because they eat up propaganda and love their dictator Putin. Anyone who says otherwise goes missing or is arrested.Get real Ivan.,He's not a dictator! +You can always attach a headphone and talk to your allies.,ew +I made an album of all the developments in Detroit right now,That Michigan Avenue upgrade looks magical. +Because she is a *woman* who got *emotional*.,Dang wimmin and their periods +"I can't tell if Immortals are in a weird funk, if this Optic line up is really good, or both.",Obviously OpTic only won because IMT is not playing well. +"Fuckers in school telling me, always at the barbershop, Im cringing about this, Im cringing about that, I always be cringing at work... SHUT THE FUCK UP......YALL KNOW ITS ONLY YOU THAT BE CRINGING AT THEM.",talking so much shit about my pumpkin at the barbershop they forget their hair cut +"Even with the World Series and several other players having big games, guess what is trending on Twitter?",But how can it be trending when only four people tweeted it? +Careful. There are those who would (purposely) misconstrue that picture as advocating voting with your gun.,Everyone knows the only way to vote in America is with money. +"Nope, we need super bad boys, ones that stay up past their bedtime.","It's now 9:07 pm but mommy told me to go to bed at 9, surely I'm bad enough now!" +"One More Rejection There's a woman at my job that I found to be attractive and whenever we see each other we tended to have pleasant enough conversations. Therefore, I figured why not go ahead and ask her to hang out outside of the confinement of the job. Start easy and friendly with getting lunch together. So when I asked her today if she wanted to go and get lunch together sometime when we went at the same time what was her response? Sure Realistic0ptimist we can get lunch together! or Maybe, it depends on what I feel like eating. or even a No, I like my lunch time to myself. instead she looked at me in puzzlement and asked me Why would I want to do that? I wasn't aware there was a 0% probability that one could conceive a reason to go out and grab lunch with a coworker even if the feelings are just platonic. It's times like these I wonder why I even try.",She obviously realised you didn't shower in between asking her to come to have lunch with you! +"It's funky, I'm diggin it. Definitely a different sound for Jim. Can't wait for the Philly show!","It feels like a natural step forward from what he did with the previous solo album and The Waterfall, I really like it too!" +"So, Flak will be a thing again? Than i have to exhume this bastard on Halloween! (but with sprinter legs)","Congrats on getting such damage before they were nerfed to hell, very impressive." +That's a big reason it's not legal in the US. Alcohol companies would take a huge hit in profits. They'll fight tooth and nail to prove marijuana is bad for you.,Because alcohol is soooooo good for you. +Was any part of this supposed to make sense?,"Its burning man, it wouldn't make sense to *you*." +Oxygen in the atmosphere is good for us.,"But oxygen was invented in the 1700s, so it's not necessary." +my god this is super awkward.,whatchu talking bout this guy is lit +but what if my project involved programming on a tiny embedded system?,You should obviously use Windows 10 IoT and C# +I feel like she's a spy. But we'll see.,[Nah she cool] +"Since we're both pianists, each day we play a duet together before going to bed for the night (scores arranged for piano, 4 hands).",username checks out +Can we talk about how adorable Emilia Clarke is?,"I want a behind the scenes of why she's doing the oh, you pose to Peter Dinklage as he walks away laughing." +Bikelane Drivers,"in NA, if you only put two out of four wheels in the bike lane then it's okay." +C.J. Anderson undergoing surgery today to repair torn meniscus in right knee. Likely headed to IR.,I thought the mods crossed this out earlier because it wasn't true +Once i can buy a volcano (or something similar) i plan on doing it. Right now I am at the end of a 4 year degree and have the least amount of money I have ever had. So its just not really possible.,Vapor genies are quite cheap and decent +I'm not. I was using the fine art of sarcasm. Thanks for checking in though.,but you didnt put the +"Men, let's talk about how much easier we have it than women when it comes to everything else Let's face it, being a man is awesome! * I love the unending supply of positive job opportunities. * I love never having to put on makeup or worry about looking good * I love having so many options at chipolate, and being able to rip huge farts with admiration from my peers. Tell papa why you love being a man in the world.",Yea but getting an unsolicited message seems like it would be pretty awesome +This is rape culture this is game of thrones...,TIL panic attacks are the same thing as kind of crying. +"What is to be done about America? As an American citizen, I feel like I should have more nationalism towards my country. Instead, I find myself idolizing 'European' forms of government and fascism, rather than American individualism. The problem is in the fact that the founding values of the United States; liberty, democracy, freedom... are all incompatible with the principle of self-sacrifice, which is essential to a strong Nation. Therefore, although American, I find myself at odds with American values. I drift more towards European nationalism. So what do you propose should be done about America? In what direction should it be taken? Should it be decentralized to be a collection of various cultures and city states? Should it be united under a fascist government? I really don't know what to do with it. Also, for the American nationalists here, what American values are you proud of?",Set off the Yellowstone supervolcano. +Also never understood how Civs get angry at you for destroying other Civs they never met. So you're going to denounce me as soon as we meet because I crushed a one-city civilization in ancient times that you never even knew existed? How do you even know about that?,Their delegation read books in your libraries about how you were proud of it and would do it again. +unless they gay,And that's what church is for +Flora and Fauna of the Forests preview,"Wow, I am so glad that the devs are prioritizing another biome over decent MMO mechanics, a better UI, or a fun world to play in!" +Seriously the stutter was a dead give away!,I was sarcastic too.. but okay. +A black guy DOES have the hardest job in the country at the moment,Half black. +"A 3rd party company should be hired to look the machine's code in order to find out what's going on. This is not a Solid State machine, it has code and if the machine is connected in any way to the Internet or has a Modem connected to it, the code can be manipulated remotely without anyone knowing.","Get the clinton foundation to choose a 3rd party impartial company, they're renowned for their honesty and charitable work." +And much kinder to energy drain. Only 5?,Clearly shotguns needed the buff! +Can we get a level requirement on Face-It?,"splitting the player base... face it players normal smite players... the matchmacking couldn't benefit more out of this, congratulations" +"Even then, though, there is still a ton of leeway. For example, I used to live in an apartment in the city. Only choice I had was 1 single provider for Gas and Electric. $0.14/kWh. I now own a house, in a suburb. I have the choice between 2 providers for electricity, as I live right on the border of the two. $0.03/kWh. It's still competition driving down prices, at least that's what my anecdotal evidence leads me to believe.",Might also have to do with the fact that electricity costs more in higher demand areas(city) then lower demand areas(suburb). +"Okay, let's all ignore the fact that Hillary people were caught on camera admitting to starting riots and commuting violence at Trump's rally's....","Yeah, and let's instead take 4 second clips of grab her by the pussy and what is Aleppo at face value and trash those candidates, because that's totally not intellectually dishonest" +"Ok, what number was this year's Wrestlemania?",32 +Everything was so much easier in the 60s,I mean... it did *come* from the ground. +"I own the workplace, therefore I do what ever the f*ck I want.",Do you happen to be hiring? +Months means they have virtually just played the final game. How much input do you think they had?,Everyone knows its 30 months brainstorming and 6 months building. +I'm not sure what this means,But they're pretty much the same depressing band. +"You know every time these headlines get more and more outrageous, I click on them hoping that they aren't true. I'm proven wrong every single time.",Wait till you hear the nightmare one... Trump pulls off yuuuge upset +"Actually if you bother to check down a little further in the thread, I posted about turkeys and china's online propaganda teams as well.","Sounds like anti china and anti turkey propaganda, sounds like bias" +Its good to be white in Oregon.,Are there even any other races here? +Oregon standoff: All defendants found not guilty,I'm sure if these guys were muslim they'd get off too +A massive portrait of Republican presidential hopeful Donald Trump adorned a vast cornfield near the Italian city of Verona....#TRUMP2016,witness! +Wikileaks: Erica Garner Rips Clinton Campaign for Calculating How to 'Use' Father's Death,Oh now the conservatives act like they care about Garners death! +"Oh hey, another person who conveniently leaves 18(D) out of the discussion of 18(C).",Yeah that provision has really protected Bill Leak and those two uni students +Try a pixel as your next phone :),Why would I want with a phone that small? +Theres something about this image...,#lugaw +Generally black.,Why do you gotta bring color into it. +Come to the Philippines. They'll teach you patience.,Sounds similar to the DC metro... that's the finest display of human behavior I've witnessed .. +Shane Black. He makes a lot of underrated gems like Kiss Kiss Bang Bang and The Nice Guys,Yeeeaaah and the greatness that is Iron Man 3 ... +"Posting the Keep Calm and... pictures, or Minions. Basically all middle-aged women would be in jail.",KEEP CALM AND CHIVE ON DUDE ! +Loch-Ness Yo-kai anyone?,INB4 Loch-Ness Yo-Kai ends up as Slimamander recolour. +Did Bungie make Xur sell Bad JuJu to incentivize people buying more treasure of the lost? What are your thoughts on this?,Xur's inventory is 100% RNG. +Jones is injured mate,But it's nearly Halloween so he might miraculously come back for 1 match before getting injured! +"Star Citizen. Planetary lighting changing based on the Sun's relative position. Yep, the sun's an object in the game space!","I can't blame Sean Murray anymore, he just got confused and started describing Star Citizen" +Dank FB meme that is good for all your Democrat friends,Johnson clearly doesn't care about the working class or the poor +I am trying to switch to brown rice right noe and it's not really going well. Im used to measuring water with the finger method and brown rice obviously takes more but I haven't gotten a good cup yet. I might go back to couscous now that I think of it. That was healthier,Try black beans or kidney beans instead. +"The real left wing crazy would take extreme positions on animal rights, veganism, environmental protection, pacifism, anti-military, anti-religion, anti-capitalism, anti-consumerism, anti-copyright, financial equality, open borders etc.",Wow sounds like a nightmare +"repros stocks are a go. and yea, a stamp would make it legal, however I live in a unfriendly state =/. no SBR, however I can re-arm my 81mm mortar with a stamp...",That makes sense...SBRs are baby killers and mortars are totally safe. +This is Lindsay Lohan now,"Damn, I almost thought this was the girl from GTA5" +The release patch Model 1887's were a sight to behold too.,You mean the Akimbo sniper rifles? +Flamewanker into Coin / Disco Inferno is ridiculous.,But it will be rotating out soon so balance! +"You know what I'd really like? An airblaster. A flamethrower that allows you to airblast faster, more often. Because there is nothing I hate more that the fact that airblasting has the EXACT SAME ATTACK SPEED as any rocket launcher. So if someone shoots a rocket at you and you fail to reflect that, as long as that soldiers keeps shooting at you, IT IS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO REFLECT ANY OF THOSE ROCKETS.",But how else will the get the back draft dodger achievement +Why did the console peasant cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side.,My choice in consumer electronics defines me and this is funny. +"i dont like hillary but literally if anyone has the power to reform the justice system, its her.","Yeah, we can look at her proud history of supporting legislation that would only affect black males to support that claim." +Oh they don't want to be treated like slaves? Should've thought about that before they went and broke the law. Oh well.,We might as well just shoot all criminals in the head. +"Well, this surely will cause a rational discussion.","Hey buddy, fuck you!" +Demarco Murray headed for an MRI.,Torn meniscus called it only injury that would allow you too keep playing... +"you can spam heavy at gunsmith, no reason they shouldnt make it that way at squidface, 30c too while we're at it",But you wouldn't wanna accidentally spend too many of your hard earned strange coins! +"Seriously, without law, what's the point of having a government in the first place?",To tell other people what they can't do +Homo Hot Lips,Wow guys Apple has such a good sense of humor to be putting all sorts of sexual innuendo to replace normal words lol +"Oh cool, new packs... - Me, 38 seconds ago.","You can do better, sell now and buy more" +ok... I just noticed this today. question in comments.,"Also, this at the quarry by the corner bakery, for those who care and can't tell." +"yeah not to mention, if you show interest in the kids life, guess what? You need to pay for the child!","Seems logical, you showed pity for this child abandoned by his father, it is obvious you feel regret because you are the father, after all if you show interest in the relatives of a homicide victim the police will convict you of murder." +"At the bottom of there article there is a statement from Mark Ruffalo - Ruffalo told CNN's Jack Tapper that he did not witness violence when he visited there, but he heard stories from people who said they were thrown in jail naked. - He goes on to say that no one is allowed in the protest area without training in non-violent protesting.","Well, if a celebrity associated with the protesters says the protesters couldn't possibly have done anything wrong I don't see how we can question such an obviously unbiased source." +"James Bond: Roger Moore reveals who he wants to replace Daniel Craig, says Bond cannot be played by a woman","No, everyone knows Bond should be played by a fat old queen in a toupee." +I'm Australian and I just can't fathom how they can continue to keep covering for her ? It seems to me theyre just hoping she wins and it can all be swept under the rug.,"She has a vagina man, what other reason do PROGRESSIVES need?" +"Skip breakfast, then. Been doing it for years and it seems to do me well.","I mean, your first meal after you wake is breakfast, even if it's at lunch" +"and remember, if your form of cancer isn't aggressive it means you have lots of time to try alternatives! LOL","You're right, cancer IS hilarious." +"Who is in charge here, the men with the most guns, or the law? What country is this again, friggin Liberia?",But an armed society is a polite society! +It was from his increased libido,"And, let me guess, 90% of the reports of muscle pain were reported in the right arm." +So how does one avoid this? Just be careful as usual and not download anything shady or we will get infected even if we do nothing,You only need common sense 2016 edition^TM with windows defender +New UFC owners aim to double profits over next 2 years,I'm sure the fighters will see benefits from this! +These guys could be 35 now,They could be as old as Elijah Wood or Justin Timberlake! +"Awesome of those blokes to help her and make sure dickhead was arrested, but a 23 month sentence? That's fucking pathetic. These judges have got to be kidding.","Attempted rape should be treated as seriously as rape, 23 months is barely anything" +That's a really good point. He's also a monster at support. Bitches the whole time about how come none of my supports can be as good as me? hilarious,Yeah his fizz support was godly +MSNBC Confirms Trump's Video Interview Claiming Relationship To Putin Is Real,"Well, if MSNBC said it happened then it must be true." +Like a German spike on top?!,Calm down Rommel +region locked,Run the game and at the bottom you need to switch to North America. +"It wasn't ignored. It was posted here a bunch of times and it was disputed by Texas Republican Officials as user error. One would also have to think that if there was actually vote rigging (in favor of Hillary in a state where the elections are run by Republicans), and that it would change your vote to Hillary, why would it then show you that you're about to cast your vote for Hillary at the completion screen before you submit? That's one of the dumbest attempts at fraud I've ever heard.","The old one two switcharoo, the dumb dems won't know what hit em" +So what is your description of innovation? And how often do you think a company should do it? (Genuinely asking),"Duh, everyone knows that innovation is just slapping a touchscreen on a laptop, regardless of the cursor/window based OS it runs." +Hilarious,But Amy Schumer uses the same jokes over and over again +This is how I found out my 14 year old daughter is gay...,"Nah, looks straight to me" +"I just tweeted it at Apple. They DM'd me and said, Thank you so much, you have opened our eyes. Top management will review this for the next couple weeks and make changes accordingly. You have potentially saved our company. Thank you.",Is this supposed to be sarcastic I can't see the +UP Town Center is dog-friendly as it gets for an indoor mall. I've seen a girl walk around freely with her Siberian Husky without a leash or underwear.,No underwear on the dog or the girl? +"Generalising much, no? Also germanic people? Really?","Yup, that's inacceptable, they are called great Germanic people of the great empire" +"The South Korean President has been under the control of a Shadow Cabal of 8 oligarchs known as the Eight Heavenly Fairies, including pseudo-Christian cultists and megacorp CEOs","Thankfully this would never happen in any other countries, right!" +I know right only 20% of our population is dumb enough to vote for that cunt hillary. Its the 31% dead people that we have to worry about.,Dead peoples votes matter +That youth group should be the ones to pick up the minors off the streets as punishment for their idiocy.,superb counter argument. +I think women are equal. #CUE THE DOWNVOTES!,You monster. +"Tim Farron, leader of the British Liberal Democrats, once left his phone on during a meeting and when it went off, the ringtone was NWA's F*** the police","hey, maybe he's an undercover comrade!" +DH doesn't do shit outside of low level mythic dungeons. It is amazing for solo content though,You sound like you have finished alot of +10's. +"Joomla itself should be considered a bug, the codebase is hideous and riddled with worst practices, it's like they read the best practices and did the complete opposite.",Well... there's always Drupal +LMB Healing Stations Heal TOO Quick,God forbid they add a mechanic to fights you have to actually deal with instead of just face rolling bullets into the enemies head. +"If they're so wise, how come they're dead?","Let me guess, you prefer trees that don't get caught?" +They could. But the opposite could also be true. But since you're the one throwing these accusations around you need to support them. They traded cammaleri during a game a couple years ago in a mind boggling move for Rene Bourque. Was it implicit racism about people of Italian descent?,Well they did trade Ribeiro... you might be on to something +"She was caught, though.",They catch everyone but they only stop the Republicans. +"Well, fuck...",Why do you need ATM if you have Apple Pay? +It's very clearly a woman's voice by default,"How do you know she identifies as female, you cis scum." +"Hillary campaign is telling mentally ill in LA that if they vote Hillary, and she wins, they'll get a $300 rebate.","So that rebate is going to come from all that money that Saudi Arabia gives her, right?" +I immediately made the connection when i saw Incineroar,Nice original meme +Triggered.,Why is the colored one smaller +Enjoy your foot fungus!,yeah cuz it's not like you can sanitize the bowls or anything. +"Adds some shade to the tragedy, but he was young, rich and lived in Miami. Why would he NOT have cocaine in his system?",Don't they pump that stuff into the water system down there? +Cleveland could be the first city to win a championship in two major sports and get a first overall draft pick. It must be nice to be a Cleveland fan right now.,Yeah because the Browns have had so much luck with 1st round picks in the past +"I'm gonna put this on my computer at work, turn up on the speakers, then lock my computer. Then leave for a few hours.",They can just turn off the speakers... +Why?,"Because you don't agree, obviously." +"Good one mate, you just triggered this pasty Argentine.","Argentina, Portugal, it's all Dago America..." +this is our space to be immature ;~;,should have added +"Please don't give me your bad chance,I pulled IntHawk and I need coffin boat","Because u pulled intHawk, Bandai won't ever let u get coffin boat to lv10" +Job. Higher pay. Better quality of life by most metrics. Family here. Whole bunch of possibilities.,As opposed to the dismal quality of life our NZ neighbours are subjected to? +"inb4 Rise = Whea7s, Pacman, Loony and ?, yee_lmao1 style prediction",Attach +Kinder Surprise toy can be flipped between horse and squirrel,Why is the squirrel wearing panties on his face? +"Various major news sites, including Yahoo, have buried by Tokyo University's rape case in May 2016 by deleting all records and caches.",Conspiracy! +Ordered a Millennium Falcon keychain from China and this was the packaging,They misspelled Croft. +"He ordered 1,000 copies before you giving him the OK, everything is correct signal?",Well yeah but what are the chances there could be an error in a 100 page training manual written by someone with no actual technical knowledge of the subject? +"Makes it way worse. They've likely already posted 20 selfies that day and are just trying to find a reason to just post one more. What's really sad is that they think people are that stupid. What's worse is tons of people like these photos, likely guys just hoping to get a flirty comment back.",Well it sound like you are all HATERS. +"I think I see another two cities to the lower-left and lower-right of the image, providing 1 science district per city.","Yep, this is it" +Why would anyone in Australia give two flying fucks about our election candidates,"Well apparently americans don't, so someone else needs to." +"If you had to try and make the highest scoring reddit post of all time, how would you do it?",Post an askreddit thread and take the best idea from it to use myself. +"well just test it by removing all the stability mods. i'm pretty sure the talent is just not listed, there's no way it's not working","Yeah, Massive would never screw up that bad" +"Beginner with an Alto Sax. Why are all the notes I play one tone too high? I am able to consistently reach and hold the G# note, with only the mouthpiece and the neck/crook. When I attach the neck to the body and blow (no keys pressed), I can only get to D# instead of a Db/C#. All other notes are also one tone higher (instead of B, I get C#. Instead of D, I get E). I am measuring this with a Tuner App in my phone. I am aware that moving the mouthpiece tunes the sax, but if I can play the G# without the body, it means that the mouthpiece is in the correct place... right? I played guitar as hobby. I bought a saxophone because life is too short and the sax is too amazing. I've had 10-15 hours of practise with the internet as my guide. I will have lessons in the near future, but would like to see some progress without them.",~~You might have an F Mezzo~~ +How long after your divorce did you feel ready to date? Also congrats on a great date :),"This was really the kick I needed, 3 years after divorce." +"It's because liberals are interested in facts and learning, not ignorance and fear.",But what if the facts that I learn don't mesh with my ideal reality? +This is why I switched to Reddit for advice,Why did you find this after a month Stalker +"Not a single hair out of place, even as she's showered with a typhoon of misogyny.",Now that's a shower I'd like to watch +"Bringing out the chains always annoys me. They guess the spot within plus/minus a yard or so, and then measure the spot to the fucking millimeter. What's the point?",I feel like it's a cultural thing +Super heroes are conservative by nature? I suppose running around with your underwear on the outside of your trousers whilst wearing a cape is a 'traditional value',Yeah because questioning your governments ability to do something is hella conservative. +Wanna name the laws specifically?,She either did or did not delete e-mails and that makes me furious enough to make up fake war propaganda. +"How do people play her, I hate not playing on the offense.","From experience, by blaming everything on the rest of the team." +"So Walsh campaigning for Clinton is unethical, and all the public school teachers lobbying against question 2 are unethical?",no that's not unethical because the mass liberals agree with them +Does this game have a lot of PC players? like will i be able to quickly find a game for all the game modes consistently?,Around 12k last time I checked this morning +"Ok so like, is it bad that I would take Les as our coach?",But... But... Freeze is an amazing recruiter! +I feel like it's missing someone soldering the RAM in place while holding the hot end of it.,Holding the hot end of the ram? +"The entire south doesn't support Trump, though.","Yeah, thugs support Clinton" +Console version*,HAHAAHAA WOW HAHA SO FUNNY +"Really, the word Hence is a common transition word. Does this professor think that hence is a secret word?","Well she's Latin and a woman, hence the justifiable suspicion." +"Even worse: for 5-digit PINs, 23% of them are 12345. People love to be unoriginal.",omg u just guessed my PIN +"The most irritating aspect of Trumpists to me is that they're the type of ignorant overgrown children who would assume that Saal Mubarak is the prime minister of ISIS, and Diwali is something you put on your rice at an Indian restaurant.",Their clearly celebrating Hosni's son and the Muslim Brotherhood! +So it's cowardly to defend yourself?,Of course! +Equality House attacked with anti-gay graffiti and bullets,But the Left and Clinton supporters are the violent ones. +We wuz kangzz,HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN +"No, I said 6 Another small story from the gas station. Preface, 90% of the time I see which pump people walk up from as my kiosk has giant windows that allow me to see everything going on. A lot of people still say which pump anyway, which helps in terms of clarification but it's not necessary. Anyways, a woman walks up from pump 6, drops me a $20 and says 6. That's all she says so I assume she means pump 6, which I saw her come from anyway so I shrug it off, put the twenty on the pump, and give her the receipt. No, I said 6. She says. This catches me off guard, and my first thought was I put the money on the wrong pump, so I ask I'm sorry, how much?. ... 6 while giving me a look like I'm stupid. I then realize she means she wants 6 dollars on the pump, not 20 dollars on pump 6. Nearly everyone else says something along the lines of 6 dollars on pump 6. I don't know what she expected by telling me just the number when that's both the pump she's on and the amount she wants.","You were supposed to know what she meant, even without her clarifying." +To the Summoner that saw a girl crying while standing in line for Riftwalk and asked if she was okay,im a girl pay attention to me xd +What's your most used phrase?,Living the Dream +Stop talking down our economy! Brexit means Brexit! Reality is unpatriotic!,"Yay, the economies crashing, we were right all along fellow remainers, we told everyone so!" +"Carr is undefeated against Bortles, Winston, Mariota I know it's a team game but I don't want to hear another cute best young QB argument. It's Carr. Get a fucking clue",Yeah but 0-1 vs bridgewater so therefore Teddy is better +It's not supposed to be used for kills. Its for disruption and chaos behind enemy lines so they're not focused on the objective.,If it's not dps it's worthless +Thank you again!,No problem glad you like them! +Nice flop Nelson. Maybe next time.,Shoved in the back but yeah what a dice +A kid with aspergers gave me lice not 2 days ago,Those damned aspergers kids and their lice. +It's a dick move...,Killing my vibe... +How when OKC is undefeated when he gets one since last season,He forgot the +"fuck those hoes! -krissie abt the BSers, then Jason says Please Merica want one of them on the block 9:21pm cam 1/2 too bad jason i already gave krispy all my votes",NO ONLY ALEX DOES THIS LALALALALA +The reason you should always goal steal in ranked...,But epic save for defenders if they manage to get it...or epic slow roll goal if it goes in! +##**LOCK**##,**HER** +Time to buy low on Hopkins? He is putting up WR3/4 numbers at this point and has some nice matchups coming off bye. Is he a buy low candidate or is he best to avoid for as long as Osweiler is his QB?,"Yeah sure, why don't you go buy low on Edelman, Ingram, and ARob while you're at it" +"I would play a lot more PokemonGo if the buddy candy would stay this way I love how i can actually walk with my starter and start receiving candy's. Otherwise there is no other way for me te evolve him, as walking would take soooo much more time.","Nah, I like that I need to walk 600+ km for a dragonite." +lobsters dont have pain receptors. kill em slow of fast wouldnt make much of a difference.,"Yeah, it probably started thrashing when the cutting started because of all the fun it was having." +They have dropped the ball big time. I understand their business model to have a closed ecosystem so you had to buy apple products to work with your other apple products. But now their is incompatibility within Apple? What an insult to the customers.,"It's not an insult, is just so next level and out of the box that we don't understand it yet!" +I thought sonic is just really fast and collects rings?,yeah but like even if he has just *one* ring he's basically invincible. +"Electric Cars Won't Replace Combustion Cars Until These Two Things Happen (wants standardized, swappable batteries (not going to happen))",Yes because I can take the motor out of my Nissan Versa Note and put it in my Volvo. +They were rape victims for Halloween NSFW,And men are the ones instituting rape culture +"Predict how many wins your team will get Basically what the title says, I'm interested to see how many wins people think their teams will get this season and why. Inb4 82 win GSW cuz KD. I'm predicting between 30-35 wins for the Nets this season. I think we should be able to hit 30 wins with the addition of Lin and the chemistry we have going on, but I don't see us getting much more than that. However, I do think we'll steadily increase our wins with each coming year and hopefully become a 40 win team soon.",We have been warned not to answer these kind of questions +"Aside from the 30 FPS cap, is Mafia 3 visually gorgeous??",I heard it just upscales textures to your monitor's resolution. +"with the live feed in SL, we now know how phone guy knew Jeremy entered the fnaf 2 location on night 6 (SPOILERS) phone guy was looking at a live feed of the fnaf 2 location",Where is this in the game? +"Donald Trump's nominee for Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos? A nightmare for Public Education, just ask Detroit, Michigan.","I asked a couple teacher friends of mine what they thought of her, and they think she's nuts, for what that anecdote's worth." +"Crates and adds in description Your painted toppers or wheels Lime Beret, Frostbite x2, Sky Blue Sunbursts, Saffron Invaders, Lobos, Pulsus, Octane Shisa (Turtle), Dominus Royalty, Breakout Junk Food, Breakout Vice, Merc Narwhal, Grey Witch Hat, Treasure Trail, Trinity Trail","Saffron Little Bow for Vice, Narwhal and Shisa?" +furry_irl,Never. +Finally made it to Diamond!,k +Holy shit you have no idea at all,Perhaps my post should have included a +Job at airport,That's not suspicious at all ^ +GET MELO OFF THE TEAM. I'm looking for those comments in this thread,tbh it would theoretically be better to trade him now when his value a lil higher but idk why'd you'd trade the GOAT +Anyone with any memory of the entire campaign will remember to still vote against Trump. Voters don't live in the 24 hour news cycle. Princeton still has Hillary at 97%.,So your saying the cubs still have a chance? +Then explain the FX series,Electricity companies pay 1% of their profits to AMD every year for helping them out so much. +We're talking about the enthusiast 6/8 core here.,Uh... what? +"What the fuck is up with Tavares, is he a 70 pt guy now? He hit that last year and his line mates are even worse this year. Also, Isles seem worse as a whole. Are his point per game days gone?","It hurts to think about him not being a PPG player, but honestly the Islanders have gotten so much worse around him (without much in the pipeline to help him) that yeah it's probably fair to think of him as a 35-35 player, with the upside for more." +I don't have this issue since I have no friends to queue with. Although if I'm on a team with a hunkules I'll probably be linked with him the whole time.,Dam tht got sad real fast +"She truly was a lovely, beautiful person, inside and out. She used her fame for good, and turned difficult experiences into an empathetic outlook.",and then her family sold her CGI face for a chocolate commercial +My first Godlike with Xing!!!!!!!!!,Umm.. okay? +"What's insane is that Yankee stadium is the same way with NYCFC over the Yankees. Then again, with how they've treated fans lately, maybe it isn't so surprising.",Up close the seats are all corporate assholes checking in on foursquare not even standing up for bases load full count bottom of the ninth +"Trump's support in Utah the last few days. Yup, no brakes on this train!!","It has no trains, therefore fell straight off a cliff." +Wow I think Justin and Pao Pao would be a perfect match,he doesn't go with any girl that expects monogamy from their SO +Well the raw national numbers aren't really what I'm looking at. I'm looking more so at the margins of the raw numbers movement. Their margins have been moving well with the margins of state polls that have been released throughout the election cycle.,"Yeah, I was just poking fun at that LA Times poll because it has been ridiculous all cycle." +How does banning the possessed users help?,Buys time while the NSA sends a drone to their house. +My in-laws all boycotted the league due to Kap's protest and my co-workers boycotted the league after seeing the concussion movie. I'm the ass hole left watching the Browns lose alone.,Please tell me you're not a leafs fan. +Kryssie is gonna think y'all nominated Neeley because she wasn't letting her speak. PLEASE RETHINK YOUR DECISION,"Nah, she'll still cry about it" +Favorite Assault Rifle from the beta? What assault rifle gun was the best in you guy's opinion from the beta?,KBAR +"Yeah because her seeing this relatable, quiiiiiirky whacky! guy do all that shit is totally legit",Nobody has ever fallen out of a tree. +Thank you so much for this opportunity P0k3rm! I will not disappoint you any further!,"I have faith in you my friend, go and get all the waifus you want, but always remember to have Charlotte close to your heart." +Peter King MMQB: The Henry Burris Story,I had no clue Burris had dinner with VP Joe Biden. +With 213k pucks should I invest in MOVs or not? If so suggestions on cards to buy,Investments in MOVs are a bad idea this year +post a contract and let me know team name and price,Lucky :) +To anyone who always use cry or laugh emote after winning the match,Salty kid git gud blablabla I just died a little bit just typing that... Rip quality life +Suddenly another dokkan player appears,Glad I'm not the only one on this sub lol +HOLY SHIT When did Kush go to the Bears?!?!?,"At the end of hard knocks, dude seems so awesome" +This old dance again. Yet another closed source CAF Chromium app that's probably sending your data straight to some shady address in China.,Which CAF Chromium build is open source? +"They did put up an electable candidate, and she's likely going to win.","Not arguing that, I said More electable." +"Horrible bed spread, Amazingly long legs (f)",Right on both counts. +Milo's dumb ass shared this.,Honestly Milo has done less for lgbt rights than my fucking grandmother who died of cancer in 2007 and never forgave my gay uncle +Possible threat detected...,Rowlet is evolving! +My mom always uses voice to text.,CORN +"The casting call for this group must have been great - Looking for old, angry, pissed-off men. Must be amenable to wearing a silly hat.","To be fair, literally every single Star Wars casting call ends with Must be amenable to wearing a silly hat." +How much time has elapsed in this gif? Hours? Days?,This is real time. +"Also vet tech here, they should come out. Overcrowding is a problem, especially in small breeds who are already prone to dental issues and often don't have enough room for the teeth they should have. It can provide an extra place for food bits to collect and form tartar. Baby teeth also aren't rooted so firmly and can leave pockets in the gum where abscesses can form.","Interesting, thanks for the reply." +You talking about Trump?,No that would have been sad little man with sad little hands +O_O,"My name is Gregory, and this is my room." +"Good to know that, to the American public, the most qualified woman is still not as good as the least qualified man. A friend posted this on facebook last night and i wanted to share. I'm so upset that I just don't have any words or emotions or thoughts to describe how I feel right now. I'm sorry this post is so short.",dumbass +"What memory do you have of wrestling doing something so stupid that you couldn't defend it to a non-fan? Explaining wrestling to a non-fan isn't the easiest thing to do. I think most of us have been there but sometimes there is something so stupid, that even as a fan, you just can't defend it. Back in the Attitude era days, I just couldn't justify anything that Mark Henry did. From admitting that he slept with his sister, to kissing a tranny, to finally what broke the camel's back, having a HAND for a child with a 70+ year old woman. People at school knew I loved wrestling and asked me how I could watch that crap? They ALWAYS used Mark Henry to justify their means. I just did not have an answer for it. In hindsight, it was almost as if they wanted Mark to quit. Motherfucker ended up having a 20 year career despite everything they threw at him. I would love to hear anyone's personal stories about this if you could share.",Katie Vick +Except that's not how the Presidency works.,No one's going to tell him this. +What kind of idiot believes The Hill has any info about what spies are bringing in. This is the epitome of desperation.,The hill almost never does it's own reporting. +I'm gonna start blaming being a gay redhead when things don't go my way. I'm a minority too!,"Skin color, genitals, and what turns you on is the new unholy trinity of excuses." +.50 Beowulf revolver please.,With potato grip +She probably works swimmingly with Junkrat because he is the king of not finishing off people.,"right, I think she works well with heroes that where not in the current meta." +Please expand on this a bit.,Counter stirke skins for guns +What is the best way to kill boredom?,Csgo +What's a dongo?,A big ol punper +CAN JAVY BAEZ BE MY FLAIR THANKS MODS,JAVY BAEz! +"OHIO COLLEGE PROFESSOR Makes Threatening Post To Facebook: Bunch of us anti-gun types are going to have to arm ourselves, storm the NRA headquarters in Fairfax, VA...make sure there are no survivors",it would truly be their death sentence LOL +"Sometimes. Saying feminism is cancer is provocative and gets people talking because it's attacking an *idea*. Saying all white people are racist is a personal attack on white people. When you personally attack someone, don't be surprised if they get defensive and tell you to fuck off. And it's not even shocking at this point. It's practically old hat. Most people have heard the accusation before. White people either a) self flagellate or b) roll their eyes. If you want to shock people, *try saying something no one's heard before*.","Well that makes a lot of sense, thanks for sharing that." +40mm cannons on K21 IFVs,source? +Brawl Minus devs: Are you listening?,"Minus has Final Frustration, not quite as insane, but still really headache inducing" +* war on coal,#NAME? +Tyranitar isn't a dragon...,"Close enough, every other pseudo is a dragon (other than Metagross), and Ttar is a dragon in all but name, it's in the dragon egg group." +That was the excuse last week. Can't wait to see what the excuse will be for this week.,Its just a double fluke bro. +Stop watching CNN,Had it on in the restaurant... +"ELEAGUE observer feed doesn't show the pre-show ELEAGUE didn't stream the full show (including the analyst desk and the interviews) for the grand final. I think they have every right to do that however, it is, in my opinion really stupid because the cs go community has of the best talent. I personally love to watch the analyst segments, so instead of that, I've decided to watch dota2 instead.",Why would they? +Sorry not sorry vikes pack,Have we not suffered enough :( +Clinton Emails - what the FUCK are these PHOTOS???? - NOTE: Hit View original pdf,Well page 13 looks like a half naked man behind someone tied up in a chair. +Was TJ Clemmings wearing headphones during the speech??,He might be more blind than Zim if we're being honest. +Haven't heard that in the last day,Nice UN/Flair +"Everyone is talking about Sinnoh remakes, but what I really want is another Kanto remake.",We'll get it once we get get Rebuild of Half Life 3+1 FINAL & Knuckles Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series comes out. +"A piece channel 9 ran a few years ago letting you be the umpire and trying to show you how hard it really is, quite fun to watch/play and relevant.","I dunno, they seemed pretty easy to me" +Huh.,CG +Typically though Regents are pretty quiet folk. Dealing with administrative / oversight type stuff.,"They're quiet, but they set the course for the university." +Oregon is your daddy,I just lost it imagining someone saying to their boss it's a shame Oregon is your daddy +Seriously. If I'm going to buy an oversized dildo for a friend I'm going to spend real money to buy them something high quality....just in case.,"Yeah, Bad Dragon or don't bother." +"Did they choose the right superstars, for the Cruiserweight Division?",Who says they won't have some heels in there while on RAW? +My girlfriend and I attempted Uncharted 4 this Halloween.,"I'd say you all succeeded, I can just see the reaction when you finally told people, lots of oh right, now I get it moments." +"You're still #1 in my heart, Holtbae, even if Canada has you #3. But it wouldn't hurt you to like, keep that in your head? Don't say it out loud.","He's referencing the Pens' arena and practice facility, not the team, if that makes it any better." +"Can we stop with the Can you imagine what these people would do if Trump supporters acted like this thing? Because, it's really pretty dumb. Trump supporters either supported or overlooked calls to reduce civil rights. There's a huge difference between being angry because someone is threatening the civil rights of you or someone you love, and being angry because you feel someone else has equal rights as you and should not have them. So the whole can you imagine if thing is dumb. Up until the 2000s, cereal companies put toys in boxes. People liked this. Can you imagine if they put poison in the boxes, instead? What hypocrites the fans of those toys would be if they suddenly found that inclusion bad!",FFS judge would you fucking stop your self righteous idiocy and actually learn the issues already you morons are going to give them even stronger control in two years at this rate. +Long live the king.,It's interesting to see Hamlet with Lions :D +Must be the one of the most embarrassing defeats in political history for Clinton.,And every bit deserved. +balt hater,"sorry for the hateration, hope you're having a nice night" +True there were a few bad plays in there but he looked better than Tomlinson to me.,We need Swanson back so badly +They said hamstring for Slay. We will have to wait for the report.,Check the report +"If you're playing Resurrect Priest, just wait to drop your huge bomb then resurrect it 4 times-CW usually can't handle 5 Bog Creepers or Ragnaroses in addition to your other threats. If you're on N'Zoth, then Cairne and Shifting Shade are pretty annoying minions that will get in a lot of chip damage, not the mention N'Zoth himself. If you're on dragon, just wait for the Brann double Netherspite. CW can't outgrind 4 giant dragons in addition to the other late game you have. All this is supplemented by Emtomb for more threats and a slower fatigue for yourself. So yeah, it's quite favored, you just have to play it slow and steady and get maximum value. Cards like thoughtsteal are also amazing in the matchup.","If a priest avoids playing threats for 6+ turns, the warrior can Sylvanas shield slam the first threat they play." +"If you knew Trump was already losing, wouldn't you just run the election legit instead of doing all of this?",I guess it would be pointless to be in a constant frenzy of impotent rage if they were confident they would win. +Report: Ex-Spy Claims Russia Has Been Cultivating Relationship With Trump for Five Years,"Yes, because spies are the most trustworthy people to rely on." +A girl I was dating gave me What Color is my Parachute for my birthday.,I don't understand. +Are you the same guy who used to have a turbo e39 with the same plate?,No. +dee?,deez nuts +Just like China during the Great Leap Forward. And the Soviets warned the Chinese not to plan the economy that way even back then (guess how they knew). How many times do people have to make the same mistakes?,"I think it's actually to our benefit to let this happen occasionally, so the world can remember what socialism does." +I wouldn't necessarily call that living.,"Well, the beer's good at least." +Clinton camp worries 'low bar' will be set for Trump at debate but not for her,The weigh-in to this thing is going to be brutal. +Purdue - Penn State rematch for the Big Ten title? All those in favor?,Aye! +"There are ten major conferences in Division 1 FBS football. Five of them control 90% of the revenue, history and tradition of the sport - they're known as the Power 5 conferences. Then there's us, teams in the other five smaller conferences. We don't have the history, money or prestige of Power 5 teams so we're effectively second-class citizens. This includes the MAC, which is your conference, the AAC, MWC, CUSA and Sun Belt.",Whats the difference between division 2 and fcs? +"If you were another person but your current self also existed, would you date him/her? Why?",I'd never meet myself. +I only accept MS paint,"it was ms paint in motion, adobe flash" +"Come on, the little girl saying that she likes her coffee like she likes her men?","Yeah, rich." +What accent do you find sexy as hell? For me it would have to be Spanish,French +It's less offensive than the sticker families or the shitty Calvin decals.,No it is not. +"My husband's favorite color is orange, so I added some orange accents to our house.",Who upvotes this shit? +What did my mom just say??,Oh your dong is so big +"Nintendo. I really, really want Disney to buy the film rights to the Legend of Zelda and produce a Ghibli-style 2D animated movie.",Why not just have Studio Ghibli do it..? +Pat Robertson blames a Grown Woman's decision to avoid her parents on menstruation.,What's most surprising is that people still pay attention to that a8hole Pat Robertson +RCP says that Clinton is up by half a point. How much you trust RCP is up to you.,do you trust RCP? +There's a whole lot more wrong with that than what Putin did to Russia. Imagine if Putin had access to the depth and breadth of US intelligence... how many countries could he steamroll if he knew where our pants were down?,But isn't it a good thing if the US and Russia were more friendly? +"yeah... I had a similar experience. I beat a lv 11 (at 3.5k) with 40 HP left on my left crown tower, while his meta minion is in MID SWING... clutch for my first win against a lv 11","I had a battle like this, 30 seconds in overtime, opponent threw a fireball leaving my tower on 1 hp, I defend a massive push, counter push and take their tower (which was on close to full health) milliseconds before the fireball hit my tower." +Drone used to catch cheating wife (my wife :-/),I would have dive bombed them +"Slipstream, Parallax, Pink discos, Saffron Lightnings, Burnt sienna lightnings, and more! Offers!(looking for a heatwave primarily)",How much do you value Saffron Lightnings in terms of Heatwave +Watch him go on a losing streak for the rest of his career,As a Colts fan... *pleeeeaaaassssseeeeeeeeee* +Look how professional this Taco Bell is,I like their songs Kids and Electric Feel. +"I'm not convinced this win will move the polls much. Anyone who's unhinged enough to already be voting for Trump won't be moved no matter how awful his performance or how unfit to be President he seemed. She needs to do more to energize her base, and she won't do that just by seeming poised, Presidential, and knowledgeable, she needs to appeal more to emotion next time.",She'll take a chunk of undecideds +Trump has a long history of Tweet-shaming on taxes,Projection +"Ricky Bobby, is that you?",Don't you stick that knife in your leg. +lol I did the same thing. She met a group of guys from a random dungeon that convinced her to switch servers. Couldn't fathom why I was mad she left my server. Relationship did not last long.,I'm here for the gangping +So a modder decided to make everyone in the lobby into a bonfire....,Praise the Sun \\[T]/ +He looked down at his feet,Maybe he was just trying to use echolocation +Can you get some pictures of that please? And post them?,It's mostly online ad campaign and it's pretty much gone since the schedule is over. +In the last 5 years they drafted one Center,yea only 1 +Which NBA players that aren't often listed top 10 actually are?,Oscar Robertson and Kobe Bryant for me +So hardcast a 12-mana creature is Step 1 of a plan with additional steps that still doesn't automatically win?,Well that's why none of the Inames are popular. +Eat shit?,Will it be free? +"Oh I have to remind you, Alex Gonzaga is an author of a book. Alex Gonzaga. *Author*",I'm pretty sure it was ghostwritten. +I want to go to the Apple Store,"Silly grandchild, we have the latest Android and PCs and they're all super fast!" +Same here,They ded +It's really touching to hear your words. I'm glad your enjoyed it so much!,Animate it! +"Normally, I would too, but after reading through this person's blog for a while, I'm 99999% sure they're serious. Their stuff doesn't read like parody blog material at all, and, unlike most parody blogs, they refuse to fight about otherkin issues. Weird af.","These people make me do either on of two thing equally, either punch them in the face, or throw them in the loony bin." +That's not how geography works. #MOVE THAT TOWN OVER BY THAT OTHER TOWN #MAGA,"Why not just take one town, and PUSH it somewhere else?" +Im a zionist and i dont find it remotely offensive. People are too pc.,"Zionism is a political movement, what's next, the term tea party is offensive?" +How it isn't literally an attempt at blackmail perplexes me. How the hell is trying to blackmail the Department of Justice even legal?,Oligarchy. +Seattle is now a sanctuary city where lower income people can't afford to live and there's a critical housing shortage in general. lol,Glad someone sees the hilarity of this. +Odd traditions of the Atlas military,All female specialists must appear in the recruitment posters in a bikini +?,A bunch of people are saying they feel bad for the detotated wam kid because the video of the kid was at minecon. +"In fairness, Bush was FORCED on Reagan, by all accounts, Trump CHOSE Pence.",Totally agree +Poppy instant penta with W,Full AP Poppy meta now? +Bandit snek gonna steal ur heart,Woma Python +"Duplicate paychecks. What do I do and what is happening? A few weeks ago I received my first paycheck from my new job that I started last month. The amount, for this situation's purpose, was $200. However, in my checking account there were two deposits made from my company: One for $200 and another for $195. It seemed as if there had been two paychecks submitted at slightly different amounts. As a precaution I told my boss and payroll and they said that their records showed no duplicates and only one deposited amount which I also confirmed through physical copy of the $200 paycheck. So, I kept the extra money in the account, untouched, as a further precaution and moved on thinking nothing of it. Today I was payed again and this time the paycheck was for $500. Once again, there's a duplicate deposit from my company. This time for $460. The extra money from the first check was never rescinded and payroll has not had any further communication with me about the incident. What is happening here? Is this a bank error or a company error since it is listed as deposited from my place of employment? What do I do now?","Move the money into a savings account if you can (to make sure no bills or auto drafts touch it) then contact your workplace again and show them the transactions, let them take note of the transaction ID, date, time, etc, and when they ask for the money back you can simply withdraw it from your savings and return it to them." +"Wow, this is biased as fuck. Only call the audience out for laughing when Trump says something funny, but not when Hillary attacks. Fuck off shills.",It was a laugh track +"they need to give Sha Lin's clones shooting movements (not actual aiming and damage enemies, but just make it look like the clone is shooting) and a fake HP bar above their head.","agree, maybe shooting without damage to fooling enemies around" +Poll: Most Americans think Donald Trump is a raging jackass,I'm a huge Trump supporter and I think he's a raging jackass. +"Maybe there are some Americans who don't take advantage of the rights they have been given. That doesn't mean that the rights themselves don't have value, or that the American concept of that value hasn't been successful in overcoming more autocratic systems of governance before, not just in terms of militaristic might but (call in naive if you will, but I think it's true) the strength of the ideal. America endures and bests tyranny. It's been empirically proven. But the way to demonstrate that is not to allow ourselves to become a more closed society in an attempt to protect that endurance, but to demonstrate that we MEAN it, even when it's challenged by ideas which seem anathema to it's existence.","This all sounds great as a justification for immigration, I just don't buy it when it comes to paying for refugees" +Keep looking then.,nice open minded kind community you got going here i came interested in knowledge i leave knowing why everyone makes fun of this place now +"And you sound like the classic 12 year old fanboy, that tells his thug-bros how hard he bangs every Milf he sees.",thug-bros ... confirmed neckbeard +Well this one wasn't quite possible without Flash.,"i mean, i doubt vik wouldve ran too fast considering it was only a support coming to 1shot his ass" +Can the org play by itself? Can the org get ANY achievements without it's players? No. When Luminosity won the major was it Luminosity or the current SK players?,"Org can never do anything without its players, but it will always be Luminosity who won the MLG Columbus no amount of player changes can change that." +"maybe you should get out of the basement, in the game and irl because this shitpost screams nerd virgin.",MY NIGGA YOU JUST GOT ROASTED +"Think Scizor will be 50 candies, or 100?","Who knows with Niantic, probably whatever annoys the most people." +Absolutely not. Clickbait = more views.,you identified the problem +Gonna get buried and not really your criteria from a video game but...Millencolin from Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2? I think 2.,"I loved in when my brother played that game, all of them, really." +"No, your TV does this job.","Yeah but at the end it's quite the same, especially as TV are quite good at upscaling." +"You are blocked from following @tancredipalmeri and viewing @tancredipalmeri's Tweets. Strange, I only called him a fucking liar, speaking the truth and I get punished? lol",Hardly a punishment. +Giuliani on Hannipede talking about how the 33k emails must be out there. Does he know something? He knows something. Tomorrow could be big.,"To me, he sounds like he's getting ready to file charges against her on Inauguration Day (as AG)" +Is just me or does Bernie look nervous. Chewing on the pen deflecting questions. (I know he normal deflects a lot of questions but it isn't in his normal manner),"Yea his usual mannerism is like Leave me alone, I'm a grumpy old man" +"thought about finding a girl in a game somewhere? I never thought it would happen but it happened to me just totally naturally out of the blue, and it's not perfect or anything, but it's way better than jerking off alone","I've thought about it, but the chances of it happening are seemingly quite low." +"Cemu 1.6.1 and 1.6.2, The emulator does not work with the plates rx 480, especially with Mario Kart 8. When I open the Mario Kart 8 game in the emulator in the last two versions of the emulator, the game is with the logo frozen screen and does not start. I noticed here in the forum that many are with this problem that have this video card. If anyone knows how to solve or can move on to the developers would appreciate. Thank you all and keep up the great work.","I don't have Mario Cart 8, but I am able to run Bayonetta on 1.6.1 and I have an Rx480" +"The minimum speed that my current ISP offers is 300 Mbps down/150 Mbps up. I normally use a VPN though, because I don't want them to poke around my shit, so I only get 20 Mbps up and down.","shut up 400mbit is the best you can get here, but only 1000gb/month" +"MHXX Must have at least one other new deviant, what would you guys want to see make the cut? I would absolutely adore capcom to new heights if they added a Lagiacrus Deviant. Or even giving the other fated four their own deviants, or maybe Rajang and Deviljho. I honestly think it would be a missed opportunity if they didn't give these guys a deviant. Please capcom give me my galaxy eater Deviljho! But seriously who would you like to see?",Deviant Plesioth that requires 2 consecutive sonic bombs before it comes out of the sand +me irl,**BASH THE FASH** +"Just make sure that your multi-faith collection of opening prayers includes some to Satan, and then you will have the Christians pushing for secularism.",We're essentially not a secular country. +"RWBY: grimm ecliplse. Now the game is out, they have no obligation to work on it anymore. They still have game designers hired (currently working on fixing bugs and character DLC's). If that's finished, they'll probably move onto the next game...","They have plans to release more content for it, as well as the fact that they're working on bringing the game to consoles too, so they're not going to just stop working on it." +Fucking nothing! lol I was out for the fireworks last weekend there and pulled a lassie and for some reason other people know even though neither of us have said anything! Night mare. Was out last night for the match and lost a tenner on it. Fucking Scotland defence is shite! What you been up to big man?,"Oh right, I didn't realise you were still in school... I started playing Overwatch about 10 last night and got to bed just before 5 haha It's a good game to play halfcut cos there's plenty characters that you barely need to aim with :D" +Dump him.,TEAM DUMP HIS FUCKIN ASSSSS YEAHHHH +Drug overdoses now kill more Americans than guns.,Legalize... it? +ctrl + f mulaney 0 results. You're goddamn right.,mulaney. +"Pc for WoW only? Hey master race, I was looking for a PC to play WoW only pretty much. Aside from using the internet I will just be playing WoW. Any good builds for that? Let me know! Thanks!",What is your budget? +Shit Americans Do: Florida Woman Accused of Shooting at Guests Who Stayed Too Long,It's just southern hospitality so it's ok. +What are your true feelings though,It's almost like climate change is important +"Pto and sick days are two different things where I work. However, I'm a land surveyor, when it rains heavily we can't work outside because we have older elctronic equipment that isn't waterproof. So to get paid, I had to use both my Pto and sick days.","Ugh, that sounds like a hassle, sorry buddy." +lol I recently got it on amazon,I'm not sure if I appreciated it the first time I saw it but I was watching it last weekend and I really loved it. +Difference between demanding and hoping;),cause bungies known for their updates... +I really don't see what is wrong with this analogy.....,"Hey shitlord, I identify sexually as an M&M, and I literally can't even right now you triggered me you fucking a white male REEEEEEEEEE" +Flashforwards maybe?,that sounds terrible tbh +"kinda bummed they ended up inviting her to the show for an interview. she made an ass out of herself to people who don't like her, but the majority of her following are a rather dense bunch, and i bet they think she knocked it out of the park. we've come to a point where people like this are not going to change their beliefs/morals no matter what. conservatives like her have been berated, called ignorant morons etc, and i think that has only strengthened their belief structure. people like tomi lahren need to be ignored, not invited on the daily show. she's just like trump in that all she cares about is publicity. she and her followers are why instagram is my only social media account, and i follow animals and extreme sports athletes.","It was a great show, though." +"One time on a hot day I saw a fire in a field on the side of the I-5 heading home. It looked like it had started recently so I decided to call it in. The dispatcher literally answered the phone like this: Dispatcher: 911, is this about the fire on the south side of I-5 near Woodland? Me:uh, yes. Dispatcher:thank you, we have units on the way. *click*","Lol, what if you were going to confess to starting it?" +"You can only have the one type meal for the rest of your life, what is it?",Chinese. +Did you just assume my pronouns????,Yep. +"Well to be fair, it's pretty hard to report anything about Trump without negatively portraying him.",Swing and a miss. +I'm located outside of US.,Still call the FBI. +"People of reddit, if you had the politician you hated most, what would you do to them?",Kick him in the dick. +starring men in drag,Meta? +I doubt it happens nearly as often as the people worried about it seem to think it does.,It does +Meanwhile in Norway...,I've been there. +Pekka is a finnish male first name and Supercell is a finnish company. Why do everybody assume that PEKKA is a she?,Because Supercell said that spring traps don't flip HER +"When someone beats me bad then spams crying face at the end of the match I take the high road and say well played, what do you do? My reasoning is I show them I'm not mad which is what they want and hope for..",i say thanks because it doesnt make much sense +Men: how would you react to seeing perky nipples through a random woman's top? Would you talk to her?,I wouldn't be any more inclined to talk to her than if I couldn't see them +"Not exactly, that's true for some cases. But in some cases it's possible to prove a solution must exist without showing what it is.","In cryptography this is called Zero-knowledge proofs, and can be applied to everything (the math is Turing complete)" +"no they are not man, what the hell??? they have a hdr option making the color depth richer. when are people going to lear this? if a game was released in 4k I'd know, I'm still waiting for one to be released in native 4K!!",There is a true 4K top down racing game +Why isn't this marked NSFW ?,Cause the kid looks fine. +"get yourself some pentagrams, upside-down crosses, and some statues of baphomet giving the finger, maybe some defaced pictures of the virgin mary, and pictures of norwegian churches being burned. and then paint on your door in red complain to my face, or don't complain at all","How about a depiction of jc in hell, kneeling down and fellating Satan." +Ideal cast for a possible HvV2?,Candice! +"It doesn't really matter. When Hillary wins and appoints her justices, everything the American right cares about is over. Who is president in 2020 won't mean a thing. The fact that this isn't the narrative of the election is shocking. Its going to be hilarious when it finally sets in, and (less than) half of the country realizes that its over.","McCain is the one playing chess here, bringing this back into the spotlight somewhat by grandstanding about never accepting a Hillary SCJ nominee." +HAHAHA LE FUNI MEMEMASTER STRIKES AGAIN XDDd,Don't sperg too hard. +To be honest Sarah Palin would have looked normal next to Trump this year.,"the only time she was kinda relevant in this whole campaign, she waw fucking insane and incoherent" +"Considering mine was barely under ready, this makes me sad.","Well your card was originally competing with the GTX 680, which later became the GTX 770..." +"If any type of war were to break out in the U.K, specifically bombing the U.K, how would the Government keep their citizens safe? So, i read yesterday that Russia has enough underground bunkers to hold every Russian Citizen if a war were to break out. This may be true or not, but it got me thinking about the people in the U.K. The way things are going, it's really not hard to imagine a war taking place. But after a wee google, it seems the U.K doesn't have any where enough bunkers to hold us. How does the Government expect to keep us safe while a war was going on around us?","Isn't that why they had the Brexit, so they can be neutral again?" +"On any given day on Reddit, you could find posters posting the most profound post of their lives, the most vapid post of their lives, the most original post of their lives or the most unoriginal post of their lives, all on one website.",We are all Redditors on this blessed day. +He was in last month's MITB rewards,Thanks for answering! +Clarkson and Wilman imitating May,I wouldn't mind spending a day in the Nigel garage +"I mean he's not carrying it in any physical way, it's just sticking on his body.",Doesn't he have a force hook. +Blaming millenials is the cool thing to do.,It's projection and it's always in style :/ +"A girl back in my highschool could've used this advice. She low-key chased me for about 4 years. I think she stopped once someone else approached her and they became her boyfriend. But I'm not sure, I never followed the events of her life. I hope she's happy now.","Yeah man can I get a LPT on how to beat away all these bitches tryna get my huge dick amirite brother *high fives, shotguns a beer*" +Getting fucked like this,Source guys PLEASE +I remember in NHL 16 when I beat the Penguins in the 2nd round in 5 games. Oddly enough I swept Philly in Round 1. I am taking a break from NHL 17 right now until they release updated rosters. Then I will move Carolina to Baltimore and ignite a whole new regional rivalry. Every single one of those games is going to be epic.,"You evil, evil man." +Don't most European countries use the same standard since a few years anyway? A1 16y+ <=125cc with <=11kW A2 18+ and power/weight <= 0.2kW/kg A 2 years A2 or 24y open,"I think A2 is also limited to 35kW, plus the restricted motorcycle can't be double that power (or higher) in it's fully unrestricted mode (think 70kW or more)." +How much free lapis does JP get...,A certain amount from pvp daily other than the login reward which varies. +**MAKE ONE THAT SAYS I WENT TO WAR SO HILLARY WOULDN'T GO TO JAIL**,That's reserved for Obama. +Idris in stock right now,Only 87 left +"Comey faces new questions about Trump, Russia decisions.",and I am sure the Republicans who wasted millions of dollars having a thousand investigations over Benghazi will be sure to question Comey on his partisan efforts +"China on Tuesday rejected a plan by U.S. Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump to back out of a global climate change pact, saying a wise political leader should make policy in line with global trends, a rare comment on a foreign election",Im waiting for the left of center people to start screaming that China is influencing the election. +"On the bright side, that's a great legendary.",I guess. +"Even with the strictest gun laws in the country, Chicago hits grim milestone of 700 murders for 2016.","Chicago's gun laws are shitty, but no where near as bad as California, Mass, and NYC." +I was replying to somebody continuing a joke playing on commonly perceived stereotypes. Are you taking this a little too personally you think?,"Na man, I just love pointing out the common tropes among you people." +"Yeah, but you don't have to do heroin... you have to eat.",but you don't have to eat too much. +Why is no one playing zed?,Useless in team fights +Mirror CTRL + F,I think you got that backwards +"They are on bye this week, but he should be healthy come week 9 and I am not hurting in the RB slot at the moment",Do it +Nty,Okay np +"That doesn't really address the issue that she doesnt appear to have any healing abilities. And again they just released Ana who is also in support, so I'm doubtful they'd do two support heroes in a row. Again, I could be wrong, but I doubt it.",Symmetra doesn't have any healing abilities +See my response to the other dude.,That's kinda what I thought you'd say. +Kind of like the hide and seek events at IKEA. Bitch about it one year next year it multiplies.,"I would think for a hide a seek, during trading hours, you would want to encourage it as it is just more customers in the store." +That's not how any of this works,"Yes it is, an American says so." +One member of the household who has a lot of coal coming her way this year. Happy Holidays!,I see you have a railing that must taste wonderful! +Repeal the 19th? What year is this?,There is going to be a 19th amendment solution come election day +This could be great on r/TIFU,TIFU by depriving the state of Hawaii of all food. +"Uh... that's a 10MN AB.... Anyway, your problem is the Shield Power Relay. It cuts your cap recharge rate by 35%, which basically kills any chance of getting cap stable. Try this instead: [Vexor Navy Issue, Vexor Navy Issue] Damage Control II Drone Damage Amplifier II Drone Damage Amplifier II Drone Damage Amplifier II Power Diagnostic System II Power Diagnostic System II 100MN Monopropellant Enduring Afterburner Large Shield Extender II Large Shield Extender II Kinetic Deflection Field II Medium Core Defense Field Purger II Medium Core Defense Field Purger II Medium Core Defense Field Purger II Wasp II x5",T2 rigs doubles your cost for very little benefit. +What reddit subs takes their name seriously?,R/meirl +$ for white 1/4 zip? And Wisco long sleeve?,"$20 white 1/4, $15 for wisco" +"Its not about just saying they arent talented (which youre statement is very wrong). If this movie gets nominated for a best director Oscar, do you honestly believe there wont be articles saying he shouldnt win it because of his previous comments? There definitely will. Look at how many people want to get rid of Columbus Day. Look at how many people want Joe Paternos statue torn down and taken away. In Philly people want to get rid of a statue of Frank Rizzo, who was one of the best and well loved Mayors in the cities history. Why? Because his statements from the 70s were harsh and would be considered offensive today.",So slavery is still wrong just because other people were cool with it int he past doesnt mean we have to idolize those who commit horrible things. +Thats how I feel about most of the posts on this sub :/,oh ok then well your name sucks! +then you are very far out of the loop my friend.,He's a dog chasing cars - that's why he hasn't seen the news yet. +I got my first moose yesterday!,It's uuuuuuuge +"Is it transphobic to suggest blending helps socialization? I'm neutral on this, please discuss ...","There won't be a time in any of us posting here's lifetimes when it won't be pretty necessary, especially in the workplace." +GG WP,Hell Yeah. +"Reddit, what is a good movie for when you need to escape from reality and maybe cry a little?",Cinema Paradiso Sweet and sad +"Price of health insurance has risen 22% over 2016 under Obamacare, making it unaffordable in most states without tax credit.",Can't wait till Hillary Clinton continues obamas legacy +"Honestly, I was kind of hoping it would happen. She's been a bit unbearable here lately.",So... You wanted to break up with her and when she did she's the scumbag? +CTR still doesn't understand that /pol/ has identifiers. SAD!,Can't expect much quality if you're only paying $15/hr. +Trump has called for second amendment people to do something. what something do you think that was,Maybe it was to defend her right to own a firearm? +DEBATE PREDICTION: Trump will use the basket of deplorables line as a kill shot and effectively end Crooked Hillary's campaign. I'm just kidding. The race was over when she said it. But I can't wait to see how he skewers her with it tonight.,As much as anyone wants this to be true nobody should think it's over until he is sworn in +"If the battery is user accessible, so we can carry an extra/put in a big one: no problem at all. If the battery is glued in/wired stupid/very difficult to access so no one makes replacements/larger batteries, then YES, that's a problem. an annoying one.",Good thing: Nintendo has never been against swapping batteries. +"Because with mines of this scale and distances this great it doesnt make sense. This mine might be 1500ks from the nearest port. If theres not already a train line, then the company would have to build 1500ks of track through remote and harsh country. Not cheap. Alternatively they could build 100km of road linking the mine site with the nearest highway and then use that to get to the port. Think of it this way: A farmer who lives 20km from the market doesnt build a train line to get his produce there because he isnt moving enough for it to be efficient. This is a scenario where using trucks does not seem strange to us. These mines are using the same calculations but on a much larger scale. Its a symptom of Australias extreme size and emptiness that mines are so remote as to take normal logic to ridiculous extremes.","Another point is that these mines are often temporary, so by the time they finish the rails the mine will probably be winding up production in a few years." +He better get paid in advance!,That's the only way I'd do business with Trump. +"This is basically the album that got me through high school. Any time I listen to it it brings me back to being 17 and walking/driving around in the snow during the winter, contemplating existence and other angtsy teenager things. There's such a distinctive atmosphere to this record - I can only really listen to it during late fall and winter. A lot of people dismiss Brand New because of their ties to the emo/punk-pop movement of the early 2000's, but this album (as well as Daisy and Deja) still holds up excellently IMO. Its aged very well, and it doesn't have the same woe is me, life sucks, my girlfriend left me, etc feeling of other albums from the genre. The things Jesse Lacey frets about here are entirely real struggles that many people face when transitioning into adulthood and the real world, and its a definite departure from the genre's typical lyrical themes. TDAG shows a lot more indie/alternative influence than punk/emo. Luca sounds like something Thom Yorke could've written. Jesus Christ sounds straight off of The Moon and Antarctica. This is one of the only albums I loved during my angsty teen phase that still holds up today. Limousine and Handcuffs can still turn me into an emotional wreck. Sowing Season and Not the Sun still get me headbanging. Degausser and You Won't Know still melt my face off. This album is in essence the documentary of someone losing their faith, realizing the world isn't the idealistic and pure place they were led to believe, growing apart from their loved ones/friends, and coming to terms with the fact that the world can be a terrifying/unsettling place that we're all forced to face on our own in the end. I don't listen to Brand New nearly as much as I used to, but I still love this album and it's without a doubt my favorite by them. The experimentation and dark themes really set this album apart from its peers. I'd consider it the OK Computer of emo.",I wish I had as good taste as you in high school. +People who aren't me should pay for the terrible life decisions I've made. - the Diaz family,Every rural resident in BC backed up by every BC Ferries user should parrot that cry. +How many TVs actually work when they get home?,I think they're up to 50:50 this year +"Yuengling has been my preferred garbage beer for decades and now I have to consider that the money I spend on it gives a guy a platform to endorse fascism, racism, islamophobia, antisemitism, misogyny, queerphobia, and white nationalism. My snowflake heart is broken ;/","On the other hand, it's nice to see people throwing their money away on Trump." +Such a nothingburger,Just like the emails until she lost atleast. +Depends on the loadout.,"For attrition I don't see it ever being more useful, it's the only anti rodeo and still useful against titans" +If Foreman falls to round 3 and the Eagles don't end up with him I might cry.,Yea i was pissed Eagles passed on Procise.. +"Whats wrong with this comment section? I came here to read funny comments, not comments degrading women or men. Jesus fuck reddit, can you just once not make a funny post to be about politics?",Donald Trump! +"Oh hey he filmed a thing to look like a comic panel, which was drawn by an actual artist with an actual vision. What a hero.",I really should've put +"No. I think this would be the impetus for the GOP to impeach him. Loose cannon dumbfuck out, Pence becomes president - GOP win/win. It would be getting the Senate Dems to vote for conviction. I think they would hold out just for the lulz if that whole scenario played out.",very good point +Senior NJ Transit Leaders Skip Hearing on Fatal Train Crash,Gov Chris Christie arrogance at work +Huh? He did? Is that after the credits or something? I must have missed it.,Right at the very end after all the credits you hear breathing and rubble being moved aside. +"Boston Redevelopment Authority (BRA) rebrands and redesigns, craptastically.","their *logomark* is designed to convey multiple meanings, but i dont see anything other than an ugly teal box" +Even the video has higher quality than the plane,Obligatory brutal savage rekt Gif. +I meant to ask where the 12th took place in the republic. I have heard of it and do recall hearing about it in Donegal.,Rossnowlagh +I would say the Fraud statement disqualifies this paper from being linked to on this sub for many reasons.,Why? +Did they change the shape of Booker's bottles? I thought they had a shape more similar to the Pappy bottles.,didnt notice until you pointed it out (shame on me) but damn that is a much different bottle than the old 2015 style in the US +"Let us know when you're ready to leak the info, Snowden",I'd lose my job +GAME THREAD : WORLD SERIES GAME 7 - winner takes all. Bright to you by Over the top: it's better than Rambo III,Frig off Lahey +"Any advice for farming for a Matador, to the extent that it's even possible?","Rumble, Mayham gamemodes and rift are usually the fastest, and offer you the most chances at a crucible drop" +Human brains are iluminati.,*Joomanatti +How many of those were there?,"0, since Sandy Hook was the 9/11 of school shootings." +"If you're looking for vehicles from Armored Warfare appearing in WoT, it is unlikely. What WoT calls Tier 8-10, AW calls Tier 1-3. AW didn't bother with WoT's paper/theoretical/fantasy tank meta to fill out trees. AW mixes nationalities, depending on when a vehicle was produced and how it compares to others of that type. I'm generalizing here, of course. Because post-war tanks are more powerful than WWII tanks, they'd have to go beyond Tier 10. Assuming they can find enough vehicles to fill all those spaces. I think the Chieftain Mk 6, Tier X British Heavy, is the newest vehicle (in RL, late-1960s or 1970s) in WoT. It's not designed to be a rolling bunker like other Tier X HTs. It's a modern Main Battle Tank. As far as modern tanks go, with the Chieftain, we have the T-54 and T62A, which have been produced in the late 1950s and upgraded through the 1970s. Ditto with the Patton line of tanks on the American side. I don't think we'll see tanks much newer than circa 1960 in WoT. We certainly won't see the M1 Abrams and T-80 in WoT.",Stb1 is the most modern i think the chieftain entered service in 66 the stb was developed into 68/69 +You're the problem. You and bottled water.,"Between taking cruises and driving my Hummer 100 miles each way to work, I cant believe I haven't been arrested for killing the planet" +"In total there are five La Grange points around each of the celestial objects. If you have ever produced a harmonic on a guitar string, that's a good way to think of it. When a harmonic is produced, if you look closely at the guitar string, you will see that the string is vibrating on either side of the harmonic node, but the node itself is seemingly very still. Just like the harmonics at frets 3, 5, 7 and 12 have very different characteristics, the La Grange points also have different properties. While you may be able to easily park a large object at L1 and rely on it staying there, parking the same object at L5 will mean you need to supply adjustments to the position every so often to stay there. What I found fascinating was the effect L1 had on the path of this object. An empty space exerting a gravitational pull on an object passing near it is mind blowing to me.","Other way around: L4 and L5 are stable for small perturbations, but L1, L2, and L3 are unstable, so an object occupying them will need to periodically boost to remain in place." +No,Well football doesn't like you either. +Is it worth -4 to swap Allen for Capoue if it means I can rebuild my team elsewhere?,Of course not. +"To be fair, there's a magnitude of difference between a little shoutout and modeling the entire game around a well-established franchise.",Yeah remember how Halo 4 completely copied killstreaks or Halo 5's movement is identical to Advanced Warfare? +40 Seconds to send a text message on the S7 Edge. Definitely my last Samsung Device ever.,Do you have the Oculus app? +"One guy out of the 20 who reported chronic depression, mood swings, violent thoughts/actions, and suicidal thoughts actually killed himself as a result of the depression from using this experimental drug.",Lol white male tears! +I got my first snek today! A little corn who doesn't have a name yet.,Oprah. +Samantha Bee Interviews Glenn Beck | Full Frontal with Samantha Bee,Two batshit insane nobodies thinking anyone care about what they have to say. +"When you lay it out like that, it makes sense that insurance goes up as more people who otherwise wouldn't get insurance because of stuff like pre-existing conditions get it.","Those people are dwarfed by the huge mass of young, healthy, and generally poor who previously didn't get coverage." +Or not have closed primaries. In which case Sanders would have won.,Please remind me who won the majority of the open primaries +Everyone I know in New Jersey is a Trump supporter!,How does that compare to 2012/2008 +Moreso if some low-profile cards are made. A lot of HTPC cases only support those.,I feel like i have seen more small cases that you can fit a full fledged reference Titans + 6950X + AIOs in than actual HTPC cases. +"Preface: I am an extremely analytical person who thinks that facts are the scientific standard by which all things should be decided. Facts make for a much better basis than emotions and are not (in theory) at the whim of emotions. That said... In his defense, he isn't wrong. As a politician trying to get reelected, the best way to continue to get elected is to try to manipulate emotions, as they are much more easily manipulated than, well facts. Once someone has tied an emotion to a belief, they will often continue to hold that belief even if presented with contradicting evidence...which is good for someone trying to get reelected. It's stupid that this is the case, and it was stupid for him to say it aloud, but this is the functional case for a politician.",That's the basis of the billion dollar advertising industry. +I think the deplorable remark was genius!,"I wouldn't quite go that far - time will tell, though - but I do like the way it fired up the base, and especially, it seems to have fired up the type of people who hate trump, but aren't huge Hillary fans, like former Berners." +It is? Aww..... fuck me.,Sir you're under arrest +"Most over rated movies? Just curious what everyone's pick for most over rated movie would be. Personally I'd probably say Titanic or Donnie Darko. Titanic, while a moderately entertaining movie at times, is just bad with a plot line that was obviously forced to try and make a 3 hour movie about a sinking ship somehow entertaining. If they had shortened the movie, focused less on the love story aspect and got rid of scenes like the I'm king of thr world it would have been a much better movie i think. Just tried too hard to make it an epic and a classic in my opinion. Then Donnie Darko. In my junior and senior high school years I would have punched someone in the face for saying it but really that movie is pretty over rated. Still a good movie but I dont think it deserves the cult classic status that it eventually gained.",Dead Poets Society. +"Breakfast Brainz got buffed!! The damage of his punches now increases by 5 as you hold the fire button, then reset at 5 and start increasing again when you hit 20 damage. Also he seems to wind up a LOT faster than before",nah its just damage stacking +"Rose has no stuns. She has a movement restricting debuff where you can still shoot while she still does lower DPS than you so technically it's still your fault for not killing her before she kills you. Goatify is a true disable but unless she uses it against you at point blank you should be able to hide before she kills you. Now before you say anything, I do not claim that Rose is easy to deal with. She is a MASSIVE bitch at the right hands, and I admit I have a lot of trouble dealing with good Rose players. At least I, even though I main her, admit that she ridiculously powerful and she can cause too many problems. I don't go on forums telling people that I can kill her for free and that her small hurtbox is no issue for my godlike aim, while at the same time ranting for her to be removed from the game. I hope you know what I mean.",you didnt mention arcane bullshitma +Guy fighting Firecrackers,"But, why?" +Pizza Hut Deceptive Charges,File a complaint with Service Alberta under the Fair Trade Act +Yes,awesome thanks! +Will the Browns finally get their 1st win against the Bills?,Probably not. +"Come on, just the tip!",Works 60% of the time all the time. +Just avoid the NSFW tag/hide the posts. It's not difficult.,But that's waaay too much work! +What did you end up going with?,"S340, despite it not fitting my cooler." +Speed.,Pretty slow +"Why doesn't the service industry play a bigger part in U.S. elections? Given that so much of our population now works in the service industry, it seems strange that politicians are largely ignoring this sector of the public in their rhetoric. I hear way more about manufacturing than I do about service jobs. I would like to hear your thoughts on this.","They are largely based in urban areas that Republicans aren't going to win anyway, and Dems probably aren't going to lose." +Tom King's gonna make it a tradition when his turn comes. Imagine every Batman writer killing Batman once during their run.,So that's how *Whatever Happened to the Caped Crusader* happened +All the gym regulars that try to talk to me just repeat the same cliche lines. Every. Single. Day. I need to find a new gym.,"At your next gym, don't make the mistake of verbal communication." +"Was there supposed to be another Veritas video today? Was busy earlier. Is there another vid, and if so, anyone gotta link? TY!",F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 +"It doesn't matter, being a fan is a fan. I have been watching fights since K1 in the 90's, and have trained in boxing, muay thai, and judo. I shamelessly love strikers and trash talk though, so most people on this sub would call me a casual. McGregor, Bisping, Garbrandt, etc. are just more entertaining than wrestlefucking to me. I watch with guys who train BJJ, and they are of course on the other end of the spectrum and disagree. Basically calling someone a casual fan is like calling someone a hipster. The terms used to mean something, but now it just means someone who disagrees with me or likes a different fighter. And I am a casual fan, I have other shit to do and a life. I mean, not enough of a life to not comment on reddit posts, but like, close.","But, but, but, BJJ is interesting too!" +The Warriors might have lost the championship but if they made Lebron obsessed with them like a psycho ex girlfriend then they really won.,Yeah you're right... they're the true winners here +Post Game Thread | Wings at Jets | Still No Win Streak Edition Jets lose in a shootout :(,FUCKIng piss off +"She's not sick, she's fighting her sleep, stop telling her how to parent!!!!",Ensley is such a whiny bitch! +He might actually be doing us a service here. What he doesn't know he can't tell Putin.,However Putin could be where he's getting his intel +"New poll: Trump lead shrinks in Texas, within margin of error","All Trumps exes live in Texas, that's why he lives in NYC" +I feel bad for our defense right now. A few more three and outs and I don't blame them at all for giving up,I feel like they stop giving a shit too early far too often. +What negotiations?!?! They will just give UK what it wants!,BUT NOW WE HAVE TAKEN BACK CONTROL WHAT COULD GO WONG? +Ahh ok.,"Another fun fact, that third guy standing behind punk is luke gallows." +Got 1200 as soon as i bought it,Same +I think I look like I'm 12 years old so maybe all women think this. /#notallwomen,"Some dudes are into that, just make sure they buy you shit before you agree to call them Daddy." +Dolphins' Defense: Only 227 yards allowed Only 10 yards allowed,Was about to post about that too lol. +As an American I've always hated this subreddit. I thought my nation was better than this. Tonight I lose all hope. You guys were right. I give up. I want out of this country.,Same here +Stood out to me too. What a way to cap off the game by Collinsworth,I hate Collinsworth but he was very solid today. +Are you in hall of fame? How is your fan bonus that high?,"HoF is 150k fans per drive, so I'm assuming yes" +"I've been saying this for a while. I still think Trump is gonna win, unfortunately. Whenever people talk up a victory like this it always blows back in their face.","Damn, youve been saying it for a while so you must be an expert at this subject!" +"I have plenty of friends, buddy. I'll probably take my girlfriend to see Hacksaw Ridge. Hell, maybe we'll see it twice. Does that bother you? You on the other hand are wishing someone's mother to get breast cancer. You must be very alone and sad...let's just hear some more of your Mel Gibson rants so you can keep us all entertained. :)",it's easy to tell that you're a pretentious ass-clown. +Oh deer,buck you +"I couldn't care less about a Gobblegum conversion system. **IF** Newton's Cookbook is what we think it is I'm going to be very disappointed. I just want Story info. Now, if Newton's cookbook is just a small part of a bigger DLC (DLC5?) I will flip my shit. I just want more story. That's all...",k +NYC,Surprisingly it's not a pair of timbs +Fewer,I am shamed. +"I'm a 26 year old man, feels weird knowing some dogs are heavier than me.","exactly the sentiment of most people who see her, shes an excellent guard dog; shes totally sweet but people are too scared to say hi!" +"Good guy Malaysian pilot: winds up thousands of miles off course, still lands at an airport.",I think that's the only reason this is a story with 63 upvotes. +You Heard It Here First: Trump May Not Propose A Budget Next Year,That's working out for us bigly in Illinois. +Some mark ran on the field in a Harambe suit and All Lives Matter shirt.,But the Harambe jokes are totally not racist tho. +His greatest achievement was dating milla jovovich.,Other than that riff on Snow of course. +"Firing the Gyrojet, a Space Age handgun which used rocket fuel instead of gunpowder!","Came here because the thumbnail looked like a nude woman sunbathing, left with the disappoints." +Imagine if they win the cup.....,IT'S DESTINY! +Here's the truth: Republicans are rigging our elections. We need to win governor's races just to plug the leak a little.,Sure can't wait to lose like we always do! +Anyone willing to desolder the Ethernet and USB ports on my RP 2? I can pay $50,"If only I had my tools, I'd love to help but I'm at college and don't have proper tools" +"It definitely is no longer a guaranteed 200 dollar trade, still can trade in just not 200 dollars.",Where did you find this out? +No one Manchild Should have all that power.,Kanye 2020 +"This video shows a MAGA-hatted Trumpie harassing a female reporter in Elko, NV.",Nevada +TIL dog daycares in Sweden have Christmas parties for the dogs,The dogs don't care why they're getting treats. +Ffs people it wasn't that incoherent. You guys asked a question and got an answer stop being shitty about it.,well obviously if I don't if understand it i should mock it +Hillary actually voted to close this very loophole. This was a loophole that existed decades before Clinton was even in the senate.,She's been there 30 years! +"Dank outplay on the one and only Blind Monk, Lee Sin",seeexyyu +He's just a pussy. That's all really,"Right, he should have dropped that bitch!" +Not the same topic but still on the issue of cameras catching drivers committing infractions. I wish they would put cameras on school busses for when red lights are flashing to nab the driver with a hefty fine. I've seen too many close calls of cars nearly taking a child's life because they broke the law and decided to say fuck that blinking sign.,"I wish TriMet would make better use of the cameras on our buses when cars don't yield to us, when they don't stop at crosswalks etc." +Lane splitting is when motorcycles ride between cars stuck in traffic. And fuck lane splitting.,It's safer for motorcyclists and helps reduce traffic. +"Harambe's death, for he will come back.","He has been installed upon the golden throne, sustained by the sacrifice of a thousand psykers a day." +"I don't think Marcelino can take the job since he was registered with Villarreal. Granted he didn't manage a single game, but still was registered, so it comes down to whatever the La Liga regulation in these cases is.","Apparently we asked if we can hire him, we should have an answer tomorrow." +"I played destiny too long for what it is. It's an abusive relationship. Please baby, just let me have this one gun, please. I've been so good to you. FUCK YOU HERE'S A SHIT GUN FOR ALL YOUR GRINDING. NOW PAY ME FOR THE DUMBEST DANCES EVER AND KEEP GRINDING! ...Yes maam... (weeps silently as I grind more strikes)",RNG is fun! +Of course he would. Is there a more team first superstar in the league?,He's just a system player. +Have it made with chocolate milk. Fixed it for me. They do it at no extra cost.,And it's actually less calories with chocolate milk. +That Oh it gets better after 15-20 hours/episodes bullshit is so baffling to me. The fact that you've played/watched that much bad content to get to the good part immediately highlights the difference between our levels of standard; and at that point why would I trust you on it getting better anyway?,It's like when a song takes 60 seconds to get past the intro. +why'd you emphasise 'GIRL' lol,"I think you fail to realize that women are part of another species, which leads to the necessity of adjusting ones language and behavior to not threaten them." +"Man, hurricanes are way scarier.","I think earthquakes are a bit scarier, because...I live in california, the damned fault lines are due to implode the whole state." +You are why we have things like AIDS.,and fancy beastiality porn +So why can't an enterprising young merchant ship starcaptain simply duplicate valuable goods over and over?,you just broke the economy of the future +"Parallax, lime chaks, and purple chaks for heatwave.",no sorry +"Am I the only one that loves the iPhone? The iPhone 7, that is. I don't get it. It's more of Apple's innovation, sleeker, sexier, and more powerful than previous phones. What do I think about the headphone jack thing and the cost of the airphones? Bring em on I say. I've been with Apple since the original iPhone and have refused to buy anything less. They've treated me well the past 10 years, the least I can do is support them. For what you're getting--an APPLE product--it's a bargain. This is top-end technology folks. If you don't like it, you can go back to rotary telephones.",It's people like you that make Apple think they can get away with anything they do +"You can spend the holidays anywhere in the world, where do you go?",Home +The video that makes this sub reddit salty...,Nice try troll +we're so fucked,Business as usual +"Cobalt Lobo wheels, orange Chakram wheels CC2 and CC3 PSN: CFCJoe_",No c2s but can do 4 c3s+4 c1s+ a key for Cobalt Lobos? +Dogs are a bit of a toss up. I'm Muslim and I love dogs and I'd like to have one but some others may have varying opinions.,Puppers! +I love it when kids do that!,You're now on a list. +"Eh, different strokes. Some people collect stamps. Some people collect coins. Some people pay nerf wars into their 40s and 50s. I like to try beer. I like to smell it, taste it, and look at it, and compile notes about it into an excel spreadsheet like a huge doofus.",Your one of them +What are your opinions on using a urinal between two occupied urinals provided that there are dividers between the urinals?,"I like walking up behind the other guys and pissing on their asses, then it isn't akward and we don't glance at eachother" +Clinton Slated to Spend 53 Times as Much as Trump on Florida TV Ads,She should have learned from Jeb that money doesn't buy the office +Next season perhaps?,"If Claire gets diagnosed with early onset Parkinson's, I would drop my tendies so hard" +"What film (that actually takes itself seriously) suffers from the worst case of nobody talks that way in your opinion? (not including Sorkinisms encouraged) What I am referring to here is the Gilmore Girls syndrome, where characters always talk to eachother in quick, witty remarks that always take time to process, but don't allow it from the viewer so you're practically left behind of the dialogue. I mentioned Sorkinisms because they're known for their weird back-and-forths between characters.",Garden State +"check the flair, man -- never claimed i was immune","you're really embracing this self-loathing thing, eh?" +i will forever regard Blaise James as the guy who took over Sonny when he needed to pee,Oh God... and he cut off one of his tracks didn't he? +Tit Printing,Finally my vinyl wall print is on its way +Naming things is quite fun when it isn't headache-inducing. games like the Elder Scrolls give it to me easiest because the playable races have very clear naming conventions I get to play around with.,Video game names are usually great fun :) love naming my character something realistic for their race. +"Will clone spell plus mirror mean FOUR hog riders for 11 elixir? One hog gets cloned, then you mirror the clone spell.",i think you would have to mirror the hog and then clone it... EDIT also from the video 1 zap took out a cloned Sparky so yea.... that can ruin your strat lol +Precisely why I don't spend money on games,that card is very good now.... +"Ah, I did? My mistake, I may have just misclicked it. Been having issues with my laptop's trackpad lately. Sorry about that.","No worries, didn't know if it was you or not, someone did, felt like a dick move :p" +Info Wars: Bombshell Will Soon Destroy DNC,"Stop cockteasing, you faggots." +I guess we did it Reddit?,This is perhaps the most ironic post on this subreddit. +Glitch?,It's a map change jeeeedsussuussuus +"How much goes bs dlores theese days Iam looking to buy one as my first dlore, And also how much can go bs lore with crown on scope? Thanks a lot ;) Thanks for any help","you will get a better answer by finding people that actually have a crown on the scope, they dont pop up very often!" +"Coming from someone who lives in a blue state we have some really dumb people here too. I'm from Chicago, our public schools aren't the best.",Yeah but its a much smaller percentage of the population +"I understand the sarcasm, but Kim Jong Un invented the sun for those who don't know.","Nah, ol' Kim don't appreciate sarcasm." +"She was the girlfriend of the owner's brother. So I got a talking to about how I shouldn't be 'bullying' the only girl in the office. Keep in mind, the conversation I had with her was completely civil and an attempt at explaining all sides of the situation to her. I didn't harass her for actions. I only kindly explained how, in the back room it gets much hotter with all the machines and especially when people are moving around, carrying stuff while working. So although her little office may get colder, and if she's sitting down/not moving around it will even feel colder to her. It's better if we use the a/c to accommodate as many people as possible, and it's a bit easier for her to wear a sweater than for the others to find a way to stay cool with the heater on. But yeah, I'm the bully. I was also backhandedly called sexist at one point for suggesting that she shouldn't be allowed to work in the production room as they would sometimes have her do when we were short handed. My reasoning being that she said herself she wasn't strong enough to lift the boxes and bringing a dolly into the small production room was a risk to other employees safety because they would trip on it constantly and she wasnt even strong enough to manuever it in a safe manner. She would lay the dolly flat and push it like a sled....backwards. But women survive child birth so we are stronger in other ways than men. Was the response I got from the owner. I'm still not sure how that was relevant. The owner also told me she paid her a bit extra hourly because she has to deal with all the boys in the office. It went over her head when I tried to explain that maybe she should keep that information to herself because it's pretty sexist.",Based on your reply it looks like it may be time to find a new position in the same field. +This was a crap shoot on mobile.,crap shoot on desktop too +What are the delusional fans saying on your team's subreddit? Stolen from r/nba,Latavius Murray sucks. +Margot Robbie,I used to not like Margot then I watched her insult Will Smith and now I love her. +"Is Coin gun worth it? I just got my coin gun that I was trying to get 2 days now, but now that I got Coin gun it seems like it's much weaker than I expected it to be.I have the jungle in the ocean money farm so I can easily use gold coins for ammo but it still seems weak. Plus the gold coins stuck up to only 100 so it's taking a lot of space in my inventory. Is it really worth it?",Money is power +I call this chord the John Mayer Seventh.,There's no J note you dolt. +Gigabyte teases their Aorus Gaming motherboard,"God damn Gigabyte, give me a Z270 Soc Force that is cheap, your Z170 successor was uptiered to a 4 way SLI board, when your previous was a 2 way SLI board" +"Oliver made the decision to shoot the large screen for Rhys in that scene, though we'd always talked about his character as reminiscent of the 1984 character, O'Brien, who works for Big Brother--so it made sense. Snowden had a number of mentors at the CIA and NSA, and our O'Brian is an amalgam of them--yes.",Thank You! +this subreddit,You can't kill something that was dead in the first place +Empire at all the corner of Congress and Forest has a pretty substantial stand up open mic every Sunday I believe. Also 1 Longfellow Square has some stand up stuff going on.,Also check out empire's food +Because nobody needs more space past a certain point.,I think the NSA would disagree... +So...ursoc?,Except we weren't doing Ursoc. +Ravens D has been good this year...,"True, but we are awful running the ball in short yardage." +I probably would if I had that luxury.,At least we won the world series... +we'll have to grab some beers!,I'd be down! +Those adds between each phase suck so bad,Fucking void shield psions are the bane of my existence! +AP source: Rudy Giuliani the favorite to be Trump's secretary of state.,Oh boy.... +"Heart Attack =/= Broken Heart. Is there any news sources that doesn't have an editorial slant for every story, and just reports facts?",Are you familiar with the actual 'facts' associated with this story? +"Oh, that's a good one! Definitely something I need to hear every now and then. Thanks! :)",yw :) +Crover isn't coming for a visit.,"I visited you last night, y u complaining?" +Toast?,"If the setting was too low because I'd had Pop Tarts in there before, so the toast came out barely warmed, yeah!" +Sanders talking about the devastation of jobs being sent overseas... SIX YEARS AGO!!,"I love Bernie, but we're DEFINITELY losing jobs due to automation more than outsourcing." +Favorite solo lane god?,Neith +What is a quote you shouldn't yell during sex?,"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." +A chille relleno from local Mexican joint,"This pepper doesn't even look roasted, it looks *boiled*." +"oh cool, I get to see my future mother in law perform :)",Excuse you. +Do you mean shards by class ?,By class or by age of release. +Came across this poster... I had to get it,"Put a frame on it, you philistine" +I'm just imagining asking for paid paternity leave and my boss laughing me out of the room. Now I'm picturing my gf ask my boss (we work at the same place) for paid maternity leave and getting laughed out of the room. :( I just came to the realization that we can never have kids. Ouch.,and therein is a huge chunk of what is wrong with much of modern american society +I've seen so many of these. But Bernie's face gets me every time,The only one whose smiling. +"Trials is meant to be competitive yes But when you're putting 1500-1600 elo people at the beginning and get shit on, that's not competitive at all They should focus on SBMM. Not card And each win you get, raise the parameters for ELOs Oh new card and you're at 1200 elo? You'll find people with 1100-1300 ELO 3 Wins now? 1200-1400 5 Wins? 1200-1500 7!? 1400-1600 9!?!?!? 1600-2000 You shouldn't be getting shit on immediately the first game because the other team just got new cards and are 300-400 ELO higher The higher you climb the ladder (wins) it should get more difficult",Then people like krafty and other top 1% are having to face much harder challenges for the same rewards. +"I've got about $440 in.... Did a bulk of $300 the first day and unlocked 80% of everything than did another $140 this weekend with the 1/2 off. Right now I have every variant in the game unlocked and i'm sitting at about 83,000 salvage... 10 login bonuses, and a little over 300 keys... I don't think I'll be spending anything else seeing I can craft about 20 epics when/if they release",Y tho? +"I would posit that even better is having a giant on your mortar, and because of its blind spot it shoots over the giant and takes out the enemy tower to win in OT",Thats sweet too +"I'll be there, just to see Colin sigh before they start The Daily Mail.",I'm there for Colin's Lotus Flower death stare face +Hookup Humpday... what happened? A few weeks ago the mods did a hookup humpday... is that not happening anymore? Was that just a one time deal?,Houston +"I'm not mad. I'm saying that there is a narrative of poor brown immigrant that gets used in convorsation like this. No one ever says this about Canadians. (Whether it's true or not is a different story, I'm only speaking to the poor brown immigrant narrative.)",Jesus calm down bro! +I feel like it's tough to watch CS:GO if you don't play it. Unless you just learn maps and callouts by watching?,"Someone watching CSGO who doesn't play it probably won't understand everything, but I'd say it's one of the easier esports to watch, compared to MOBAs, SC and OW." +"Pot holes? That's because the inertia keeps it moving over the hole instead of the car not having enough energy to easily get over it, say you were trying to get from one ramp to another, you would try to go as fast as you can to make the jump and that's pretty much what happens with potholes",It was more like the sections of the road being half inch or an inch higher/lower than the next section +If I had tickets!! I live in Glenwood now but grew up in Griffith (NWI).,"yeah my dad, my best friend, and I all ordered at the exact moment they opened and got a ticket for each day for 500$ for the 6 tickets basically." +What other fictional characters would you like to see in The Walking Dead universe and why?,I can't believe nobody said Sam and Dean from Supernatural they would be incredible survivors. +It's used as a badge of office for the city's Thane. I would say that makes it really fucking valuable to the right buyer.,Characters should really have to have the badges of office in their possession to get Thane perks like guards looking the other way. +Wikileaks-Russia-Trump Media Ecosystem Explained,Surprisingly accurate +For most sports leagues this is true but in the NBA a good offense beats a good defense - ao not really,Yeah I totally remember those 04 Pistons being absolutely dominant offensively +"Apple's aren't nearly as good as they were when Jobs was running the show. They're wooden, uninspired cringe fests now. Less here's this product and why you want it, more look how diverse we are, look how many celebrities we hired","It'd not just jobs, it's lack of innovation and keeping leaks under control." +TIL the removal of Skymall magazines saved American Airlines an estimated $350K per year in fuel costs.,"Hooray, slightly cheaper airfares are coming!" +I don't get the connection between France and the word ''civilised''.,"Fairly backwards, in my opinion." +"No, only 3G.","But I am a special snowflake and demand nothing less than 6G connection, provided fee, and available for as long as I am staying with you, no matter where I happen to be at the moment." +Narcissists and woman haters are more likely to join red pill in the first place,That may be true but that doesn't mean all RPers are narcissist woman haters. +It was nominated for best picture. At this point it's not surprisingly good. It's just regular old good,Idk I watched it on my first date and I only remember what my date's ass felt like. +I love getting fucked up and playing on my computer,That is not what this what this sub is for but okay man you do you. +One of the best Minecraft Series I have ever watched!,Are you sure this isn't just yours? +lazy town cover,This video has convinced me to unsubscribe from the sub. +"I go full tank masteries, it's amazing, but that's not relevant. A lot of passive and abilities are useless until mid-late game, even some entire champions are. Not every ability can be powerful through the entire game, or it would be a boring game.",I bet its not as amazing as all of that AD scaling he can do +You tell me what's going on here.,I believe this is called a crustacean facial. +Romney-McCain / Sanders-Warren What a run that would be,Hello President Romney. +"Why would they not relocate to the US, if imports from everywhere were taxed at a higher rate? It wouldn't make sense to place tariffs on just one country.",Those tariffs would have to be astronomically high to make US labor prices any where close to worth moving back to the US. +"Yea that's trash. If we're going to constantly give the guy a pass in terms of offensive production, he better do the intangible shit at a high level. His development is going the wrong way.",Face offs are pretty tangible haha +"I think it would've been better if Vettel had been fined, just to make a point. Perhaps even make it a fine that needs to be paid to a good cause or something. No fine is really going to hurt him much but it sets an example.","Gasp, you dared to suggest that Vettel should be punished for swearing at the referee like what would happen in literally any other sport." +"CFP Selection Show It's finally time: Who's in, who's out? It's the 3rd College Football Playoff Selection show! Two threads will be posted when the rankings are revealed: a general thread, and a joke/meme-free serious discussion thread.","Penn State lucked out this time, getting roll tided would've been a death penalty" +Trump on nukes: 'Let it be an arms race',I owe my friends the arms dealers a favor uh-kay? +"Report: Jays, Fowler $3M off on salary - Toronto offered Fowler 4/60, Fowler seeking 18 annually",Dont budge until they give you 20 +Today is my back day. I gotchu baby,Thank you +I left Oklahoma to get away from this shit. What the actual fuck.,At least you're out of earthquake country now... +"Don't forget, Obama will cancel the elections and proclaim himself king/tyrant and it will all be a moot point.","With this election, people might be okay with that." +Trump advisers weigh putting Christie in charge of debate prep,Did they use a truck scale? +Not sure she's fluent in English,I'm not sure why she was there at all - it sounded like the interviewer knew both languages +"Imagine one state said One child policy from now on. Or to be more realistic - People with 2 or less children get so and so benefits. The people who don't fall under those categories gonna get pissed. They'll try to rile up the people by saying that the government is trying to reduce the number of people who are a majority (via religion / caste / something else). You could then say: maybe the central government should do this instead. In that way all of India will be affected, so they cant use the same tactic. Answer to that is, that it still wouldn't work at all. The problem is that, most states are already in green territory in terms of birth rates (A few are reaching really low counts: example state of Kerala). But then some others (commonly referred to as BIMARU states) completely fuck up said ratios.",Politicians like Digvijay Singh and Owaisi will still somehow paint the population control measures as communal and instigate more hatred. +"I agree Constitutional carry is the best solution, but this would be better than nothing. My carry permit should be recognized in all 50 states just like my driver's license or my marriage license. While personally I truly believe the US Constitution IS my carry permit, the loser state of Illinois just doesn't agree. So I am hoping the new Congress will do something.",Bet you the first rider is an insurance requirement on this one. +"For the story, she is one of those people who never ever need to cheat on an exam, it was just for fun.","She's not satisfied with being better than everyone else on exams, she also needs to show them that she's better than them at cheating on exams." +"Idk why I was expecting a chasedown block, but I was...and now I'm disappointed. Soon as I saw the mom holding out her phone like that, I thought she's just begging for emma to block the shit outta that phone ...maybe next time.",I was expecting her to like tackle another baby +"The chip is called the fiji pro ergo the Graphics Card is called the Fury... The Fury Graphics Card is not sold anywhere under FURY PRO, it is sold as FURY. you're reaching guy...reaching.","And you are arguing semantics for no reason, Fiji pro the chip is called the Fury pro by many.. stop being a pain" +Thank you 1em0nhead! Everyone who had the first hand view of the dfa thought it was worth recording. I'm happy they did.,Code on its way via PM dude. +"Donald Trump Mike Pence Rally Stream | Manchester, NH 11/7/16 RSBN (4th of 5-Event-Day)",DRAIN THE SWAMP MAGA +O,S +I have 20 achivements. I think that's pretty cool.,20-25 achievement club REPRESENT. +This has been posted plenty of times already,first time ive seen it. +Did the Thunder offend Chris Webber?,Still salty about the end of the Spurs game. +"The worst thing is that any top 4 NA/EU team can play in OGN if they want to, (ogn has stated that they'd give a free spot to any teams that want to play there from another region), so TSM, C9, FNC etc can easily get a spot at OGN and actually get good practice and results will show in a year or two, but they don't want that because then they wouldn't be able to stay in touch with their fans and the brand would eventually die out (a risk for it). So it's most likely bs when they say I want to win worlds, it's the most important thing to me. CLG did it, and because of that TSM gained more fans during the period CLG was in Korea, props to them though to actually taking a step forward in 2012 or smth, but people wont do it again because it's a bad business move.",I think with the new structure of the tournament and the number of limited seating this rule no longer applies but we won't know until a team actually tries it +Yeah really. Go tell him how famous he is and how much we love him OP.,Yeah man +"I'm so done with this election. I'm done with all of the Hillary haters, I'm done with all of the false equivalencies, I'm done with people on the right and the left who just want to get in the way of trying to make our government more fair for everyone. I'm especially upset that whenever they talk about ACA it's always in terms of premiums. The ACA does a lot more affect than premiums, e.g. for people like me it means the insurance companies can't deny me coverage for preexisting conditions. It's like all the healthy people only care about their own bottom line without realizing taking care of everyone else helps society, reduces crime, increases happiness. Hold me",Republicans = Self Interests Democrats = Greater Interests (This is my opinion) +"Do you follow her on twitter, too? THE BEST.",Love her Twitter. +"It's not. Most cops are like this, it's just the media like to make the 2% look like 60%",0.00% +Bob's Burgers might be the funniest cartoon on the tube right now.,The Archer short of Archer as Bob is also golden. +What? You honestly didn't know?,"No, I honestly had no idea you could patent a color... If I had, I certainly wouldn't have used it as an example." +Who invented walkies? I'd like to shake their paw and buy them a steak!,"You need monies to buy steaks, where does a Doggo get monies?" +Biella.,"Bisognerebbe organizzare dei voli Biella-Foggia, un po' come i tour guidati di Chernobyl" +No Clinton? No christmas.,"So, they're sending the cards out anyway, knowing it will cause confusion, just to complain and whine about not getting their way?" +"I get what you're saying, but it's almost certain it will inevitably experience such a scenario where it needs to make an ethical judgement (even if it's incredibly rare), and the car needs to know what to do in that situation. Eventually, when we're at an overwhelming majority of cars on the road being self-drive, V2V will drastically reduce such occurrences (close to 0).",Why would I buy a car that values my life less? +Dear 'Drag Race': It's Time to Let Kings Compete by Landon Cider for The Advocate.,No. +Because it's a good idea?,Clearly I disagree with that. +Are you saying there should be specific locations around the world where pedophilia should be allowed? I don't think you are. We need to drop the name Pizzagate and switch to PedophileGate.,"or how about stop using stupid names and just recognize it for what it is, criminal exploitation of children, which we have been aware of forever and many places exist to fight against." +The helmet is to protect against the poisonous spiders,That's a pretty good gear setup considering you're fighting black demons? +Aaron Donald: I made a dumb decision,by agreeing to play for the Rams. +TIFU by giving birth to Satan's child on an expressway in the bus,OP's a sharp shitter. +Shit I don't even know what half that means,Good thing you've got a Google machine with unlimited resources right at your fingertips! +"Smile (Charlie Capling song) either by Nate King Cole, Diana Ross, Michael Jackson, or other singers.",Janelle Monae has done a wonderful rendition of this song as well +"A look at voters along race and gender lines, comparing the 2016 election to 2012. For anyone interested.",i refuse to believe that romney did so poorly with blacks after the who let the dogs out moment +Does anyone know how to create a desert camo custom like this?? (more specifically how to dye the prime knit.),"these adidas are missing the stripes and part of the heel...pff...fool, you bought fake adidas." +Even still he was one of the better handcuffs in the league with TBD if he was going to see some action weekly with JC back. Idk there wasn't *anyone* else that could've went?,But brah Dixon was available and every article was hyping him up! +Will this be simulated in football manager?,"Brexit is, and Scotland goes and votes for independence" +"I liked your COD comment, why did you remove it? Also while the shotgun might be ported, it has no muzzle device.",Would have been better in a different sub. +What are some fun things to do at the airport for 12 hours?,My flight was at 9:40 PM not AM +PRAM-S can fire its konkurs and the main gun at the same time iirc,"Average ATGM with a machine gun and 5HE direct fire mortar, **czechnology intensifies**" +TSM Doublelift Announcement,This won't lead to any problems down the line at all +'The female equivalent of flaccid' ?! I find it unlikely that a woman would use this phrase.,I got an Archer or Pam Poovey vibe from the character....I wouldn't be surprised to hear it to be honest. +Ottoman troops are whiter than Brit troops lmao.,There's a lot of blacks on the British side lmfao. +*Idi u picku materinu* *Jebo te pas mater* *Jebem ti mater* That's all you need to have a conversation in Ex-Yugo.,*Majku +"I don't see the problem, you can clearly see elevation on the forefront and in the distant left.","I know bro... Gotta get my bike in the lightest gear, I'll be sweating and soaked once I reach the top." +"Ohhh fuck, my daughter just told me her Homecoming performance is the same night as Finale.","And I was just about to take my Planning to Get Pregnant multivitamin, thanks for the heads up ;)" +This reminds me of the medieval episode of spongebob where the guy tells Patrick he's getting 40 lashes and he imagines himself with really thick eyelashes.,Why the fuck are they lashing people in spongebob? +"pretty sure he wasn't trying to settle the situation, but get revenge and peace out.","which this guy recognizes, and is calling out as wrong." +aka the one you actually want.,hmmmm eaton cutch trout +Some say Byron is still finishing himself to this day.,Phrasing! +"Match Thread: Arsenal vs Ludogorets Didn't see a match thread so I made one, hope it's ok.",giroud = aerial presence +Not as hype as nu-wave Christian alternative contemporary,Personally a fan of deathcore Christian myself +"There is no requirement to get married in christianity - it is just a social norm, not a christian norm. You can be single and still serve Christ, in fact many priests of different denominations still take vows of chastity so that they can focus more on Him because being married and having kids requires a lot of commitment (of time and energy) on its own. Many of the apostles were single, Christ Himself was single - and isn't He the gold standard for any christian life? You have to acknowledge as a Christian, though, that everyone has a different calling - we are many parts but all one body - so there's not going to be any one-size-fits-all social construct for everyone's talents or spiritual gifts or calling. Some are called to be married and have a family, others aren't.",Paul actually says that celibacy is a higher calling than marriage. +The fuck am I looking at?,slime fetish I guess +I upd00ted n now i habe good bones. thank mr skeltal :),doot doot +"A pathetic cry for support Hey comrades, I'm really drunk and I don't really know what I want to say I'm just scared. I'm pretty sure a wave of hate crimes is going to hit much of the west and as an unapologetic faggot I'm scared for my life for the first time in my life. I don't have a point with this post, this subreddit is just kind off safe space and I hope you all take care of yourselves. Solidarity and copious amounts of love from Stockholm",Join a gun club. +Not surprised. Israel is pretty much fascist now. Though I wonder how tankies will reconcile this.,Is it appropriate to call apartheid states fascist? +Flag at the Vietnam Memorial in DC. Does the 8th and I Barracks polish the USMC section of the flag pole's base? I would like to know if they did or still do.,They have privates for something +Zedge,"It can be/was a good source, but you'd have to dig a lot to get something good and/or different." +A Republican group has endorsed the Republican candidate. Why isn't this #1 on r/all?,"Obvious botting, its not like people would downvote because its a non-story right?" +A very English canal,Turn that island on your right into another canal city. +Do you think the IPhone 7's lack of a headphone jack will be the new norm or Apple's downfall?,Apples downfall. +GPS for the car.,With modern cars that is built into the car/added via bluetooth with apple carplay +Probably cause Rush Limbaugh is just a radio host spewing hate but Donald Trump is the President-elect spewing hate,Salty you are. +I can't tell if you're joking or not.,I'm not...did you watch the video? +What book is this from? There are more than 3 you know,Fight club +the km expert because he can ride bears,Isn't that Systema? +I'm a poor college student. Yesterday I blew all my money on a helicopter ride over NYC. I think it was worth it.,If you thought this was worth it I would like to know your definition of poor. +"There's no secret track. The recording from Pharos is practically identical to the run time of this. It's the cover he did of Funkadellic's Hit It & Quit It. Not trying to tear you down, but I don't want any hype to be started , only for a big letdown.",k +LF1M Nightfall 360+ Please Message me or leave info PSN: EastBayInfideL,373 Titan SharkTonic +"Just a thought, will there be a Congressional Correspondent's Dinner under Trump, and if so, who will he allow to host it? We can safely say all of the Daily show crowd are out, along with Bill Maher... It's kind of stand up, right?",Brian regan +Omg I'm having heart palpitations,My hands are shaking so bad as I type this. diff --git a/chunk36.csv b/chunk36.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..cc6e61c7fcb9eb56066888a93c05fe0b39f1a1de --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk36.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1667 @@ +Input,Output +"My only 10k egg for this event and it was an eevee.... And all the 2k I got were weedles, rats, caterpies, and zubats......",I hatched 6 and 2 were eevees and none above 82% +Can our journey to worlds be about us vs them not us vs ourselves from now on? Every year NA teams shit on other NA teams at LCS then when we get to worlds we insult each other and don't go anywhere. It gets tiresome. Something has to change if we intend to compete with Korean teams.,With the power of friendship we will win worlds :DDDDDDD nope this is not a fucking anime ... +Only if I can be Archduke of the Churro Stand.,I wanna be king of the ice cream stand! +The EXCITEMENT of being a single at home developer.,Why disable comments? +"This reminds me of me when i'm mad and no1 listen, idk what this all is about but i'll just upvote cuz why not",Probably cause you speak like that +I don't think his entire team was though...,They almost got to hear him say his famous saying so it's ok. +How I see tbms. Brainwashed zombies.,At least she understands her Divine Nature. +Kate Beckinsale in leggings,"Jesus Christ, I would eat that raw." +I love Atleeey (can't remember if it's 3 or 4 e haha),I second this! +"Honest question--why Sunday? We saw virtually nothing from her and her what, 8 confessionals?","Yeah she's a stretch, just thought I'd include her because I think she still has a story that can be told." +"No self-respecting New Yorker should ever buy pizza from Papa John's. Since I left and moved South after graduating college in the city, however, I don't have much of a choice.",I'm in NYC in November - where's the best place for a slice? +Movie theater popcorn,Because drink sales +The governmwnt officials raping the refugees,Oh my sweet summer child +She's dying Wait..... HAMMER TIME IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF- HOL UP *starts coughing* Das rite *Shits herself* Ahhh hell nah *Dabs and does the nae nae* Awww shieettt *Croaks and dies* WAIT *Gets revived and put on life extension to serve the next 100 years behind bars*,"We came, we saw, .... she died." +He's from CT.,"Then he can roll it up into a tube, shove it straight up his ass and drive back to Connecticut." +Have you ever heard of Gillberg?,He mentions gillberg in the post... +What an odd teaser. Do you think it's leading up to something?,It's leading up to Scott dropping the base. +Why you can't milk Alistar,We already had a shitty meme for today though. +What is a topic you can source yourself as an authority?,Shitty Javascript. +This is actually a rare video of a dog and a young boy generating power for their village so they can have electricity for the first time :),One upvote= 1 joule +"But your intelligence suffers -1, so if you get a technical question, you might be banking on your luck & idiot savant perk to bail you out.",Counteract with Mentats +The way I lived,paging u/mr-bugle +"This is funny because windmills extract energy from moving air, but fans impart energy to move air. source: I'm a fan of windmills.",Wind turbine +He scores when he wants,and not a second earlier +I doubt it will get that far. It could maybe tie uptown funk though,"Yeah I think the same, it would be extremely impressive but it's unrealistic." +Multiplayer Beta starts 11/21 for Global!,HYPE +*angsty teen*,***EGGS BENEDICT*** +"This is shitposting, even by MY standards!","Calling it now, STICK YOUR DICK IN THE TRASHPILE will be the new *TRASH* meme you make." +(sobs in relief) You are a godsend. Thank you!,"NP, glad to help :)" +My Facebook friend delivered #anonymous,Especially when your mom doesn't get the tendies +Obviously. Any thoughts?,"Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man." +"Is there a country in 2016 that would be classified as socialist? Or maybe better asked, what countries would be considered most socialist in 2016? I realize this is probably a shades of gray classification ...",Venezuela would be an example. +Can someone please tell me how white people consume spirituality?,Thru a straw normally +Which movie would be boring if its plot is literally its title?,The Room. +This will be another loss for Oracle. The CAFC is not going to overturn a jury verdict.,"Next to HTML and SQL, java is the only language my uni teaches." +Money?,So China is better place +"That song has always confused me. He smashes a window - with the sound of a crescendo, might I add - and then bleeds all over the carpet. Not exactly a *smooth* criminal if you ask me.","my understanding is that in the verses he is describing a crime, but in the chorus he is a paramedic, talking to the victim." +Guardians of the Samsung Galaxy,InterSamsunglar. +"Agreeing to a plea deal results in you being *convicted* of whatever you plead to. So, yes, it's a conviction.","False, anyone with a sense of justice doesn't accept convictions using crooked tactics." +"Well, I will probably go for a 1050Ti then. Thanks ppl :)","Don't, the 470 is better and is well worth the extra money." +GSP is 7.7 % and McGregor 7% Just pointing this out.,"7% when fighting at lightweight, coming out of a welterweight bout.. I'm assuming he'd be a lot less at featherweight." +What is the highest projection for a player you have seen? I am playing someone this week that has Le'veon Bell and Bell is projected for 20 points against the Dolphins. I feel like that is a bit high but it made me think of players in the past that might have been projected for 20+. Vick? Shaun Alexander? What is the highest projection for a player you have seen in past years or this year?,Try having to play him in ppr... +I'm not giving up my values like that. She sure as hell is not getting my vote.,If your values lead you to helping hand this country over to Trump then fuck your values. +"Trump policies alone would 'explode' national debt by $5 trillion, Fix the Debt co-chair says",Republicans are the kings of debt. +Im holding out - Gisele 5 seeconds later Lol fuck you Trump - Brady,Brady hasn't said anything in any of this +"Chasing nerf too much, she broke",I tired dog is a good dog! +"Can't this same logic be applied in reverse, to prevent the GOP from nominating as well?",Maybe they're conceding that they'll never win the presidency again. +Can you consent to cutting off your arm and throwing it into a frying pan?,The person who did it for you would probably still get in trouble. +We need sandworms im BF1.,We need Dokaknel. +"That's surprising. I'm a Jew and it seems every Jew disagrees with everything the other ones say, I never knew we were actually a hive mind all along.","Nice try, but we're on to your hivemind" +Inconceivable!,Unfrigginbelievable +oh i was just covering the bases. this here reddit is complicated,"It is complicated, we should really make an infographic." +EMPHASIS!,#*EMPHASIS* +Wait someone just gave me a better offer for them sry,Ok +Wrong again. Live caller polling. Who is most likely to answer a live land line call? Not your typical NDP voter.,Why is that? +Or look outside to see if anyone's lights are on?,That would be too obvious of a solution for LPT. +Did anyone else expect the sniper to go nuts and run around qyickscoping and stabbing them?,Thankfully we don't all think like we're 12 years old. +"Punctuation, bro.",Nah man +Any good tv shows?,Longmire +"You said it as if a country has to be nice to deserve good relations with the West. In KSA, a beloved ally of the West, they behead people for being gay or under allegations of sorcery. Not to mention that the Arabs are waging an illegal war of aggression as we speak. And yet nobody bats an eye. Russia is just a big, convenient and approved boogie man. You better ask yourself why your society can't function without an external enemy so you always need to make one.",You may want to ask that question about Russia as well. +16 year old Community student killed in car accident by Huron HS,is this another casualty of those strobe light crosswalks? +"Some women, when constipated, will 'squeeze' out the shit by putting their fingers in their vagina and moving the shit down through the wall between the two holes, manually. I mean I'm not judging at all, I'm jealous I can't do the same thing. But I still wish I didn't know about it.",Not recommended with long or sharpened fingernails. +Yeah I have a few,FC: 2106-0064-0020 IGN: Brandon +"Didn't go into detail. Just said that's where babies grow: they start off in their mum's tummy, smaller than a grain of rice and grow larger until they are big enough to be born. He's 21 in a couple of weeks. I really should update him about the mechanics some time soon.","geez, your in trouble when he realizes alcohol is also available..." +Territory of the Twelve Tribes of Israel,Simeon: Lesotho before it was cool. +Texas Agriculture Commissioner Sid Miller calls Hillary Clinton Cunt on Twitter,But it was a hacker! +Zavala's Nightfall Bounty,"Any thought on whether other weekly bounties can provide the quest, like Shiro's or Shaxx's?" +Watch Let's Face It: You ENVY Hot Girls (The Subconscious Truth You Buried Inside) on YouTube,TL;DW? +Everyone knows Jester is an extra Town Investigative,Everyone knows jester is town consigliere and lookout who automatically invests evils and watches people who died +"Well hey, if the Left is going to create fake news lists to target Conservative opinion, then the Right is going to react and create a list of dangerous radical Leftist educators. It's only fair.",What a fucking joke +"**The title is hyperbolic and false**. Advertisers that had brought TV ad spots for the episode asked for the scene to be removed, assumedly they didn't want their brand associated with the 'bondage fantasy scene'.",Well sure but that's the reason for most American tv censorship as well(at least on cable). +"To all my peeps that still 100... Happy Holidays a bit early to all you folk whose intentions is pure this season. I commend you for not letting the illegality of the scene make you less responsible for it. I got respect if you true to you. If you doing illegitimate things, that's your loss dog. I understand your fuckboi ways. Thanks for being true and happy hunting if you a fuckboi.",100 savage lit fam gucci fleek what would Jeezy do +Wtf is with the super strict parameters on Brady suspension?,NFL isn't known for making smart decisions +"Bob Day High Court case would set a precedent and have far-reaching implications, legal expert says",Oh no! +Not taking bait makes you a racist. Do you have a large PDF of things that are racist as a quick guide?,Lol +You already stole Reggie Nelson from us (and we miss him dearly). You can't have AJ too.,On a related note Leon Hall is playing great for NY lol +Yes his actions have warranted a lifetime ban.,you sure dud disappear pretty quick. +Yea I love the dvd service. It's the best way to have full access to their entire catalogue.,"I don't use it, but it seems 10x better than the streaming" +What statement/opinion is always worthless?,Anything promoting a vegetarian/vegan lifestyle... +No the minute following 11:59 IS midnight. The minute following midnight is after midnight,"This brings up a good point, so you would be able to park in this spot the for all but one minute of the day." +Luckily the Patriots game is at 1. So my day drinking and shouting at the TV plans will not interfere with my night drinking and shouting at the TV plans.,I'm guessing that you will be not working Monday. +Yeah and what's weird is that SIU didn't say anything about it. Not in his blogpost or Q&A too. Hmm...,I'm starting a reread now to try and sort this all out. +Cuz ferentz deserves to be in the same sentence as Jimbo lol,But he's not though lol He said FSU not Jimbo +no,Impossible +$30 to get coached by BSJ. 4Head,$30 to get ROASTED EleGiggle +BIAS AGAINST THE PAC12 CONFIRMED,Bias against the PAC 12 Bias for the SEC What gives? +Y'all can have him back,"That's okay, you can keep him." +PS4 Christmas Pick-em Giveaway! Rules: Pick the winners of the 8 games scheduled tonight. ANA @ BOS CHI @ NYI ARI @ TOR LAK @ DET NJD @ STL MIN @ NSH FLA @ WPG NYR @ DAL Choose the total amount of goals scored by all teams tonight as a tie-breaker! Simply indicate the number in your post with your picks. If there is still a tie we will continue round 2 tomorrow. (Shootout goals and the goal awarded for a shootout win do not count) (OT counts) Accounts over 90 days only!!! Edited posts will be disqualified so choose wisely. Picks must be in before 7pm ET. The GIFT: POTG Anderson (1TW 2 SB) in gold wrapping paper! Your card will be sandwiched between 2 gold collectibles! Good luck to everybody and thanks for playing! Merry Christmas!,* STL Blues * Boston * Chicago * Toronto * Detroit * Minnesota * Winnipeg * NYR TB: 39 goals Thanks man! +This confuses me since I've never gone to Facebook for news. Not once. The only news I even thought it had was a bunch of meme-posting idiots and people parroting news they found elsewhere.,I've never even used Facebook and didn't even know there was news on there until recently. +Nvidia GeForce GTX 1050 Specs Leaked: : Budget PC Gamers Exclusive,Would be nicer to see a $100 card to replace the 750ti +What is even the basis of calling someone a system QB? Isn't every QB a system QB? I feel like a few people heard an analyst used that term once and everyone tries to feel smart by saying it themselves.,"I mean Peyton won Super Bowls on two different teams, so I'm not sure if he's still considered a system QB" +When your emote saves your life,anarchist tracer +If you are plugging it into your front panel jack's there isn't any software to install. Are the front panel audio headers connected to your motherboard?,"Just checked my HD audio, stupid me plugged it 1 pin too high so the bottom row of pins are not being used" +High Elves and Blood Elves are exactly the same You must be thinking of Highborne Also where do you see high elves in Suramar ?,"High borne, High elves are the same" +"On one hand, yea it's not a good line. On the other hand, I *miiiiigghhtt* see this being miscommunication, and him offering to pay for the date.",And leave it open to prostitution if the night goes well. +ARE YOU COVERING FOR THE BOT UNTIL THEY GET A NEW BOT ACCOUNT?,enough +"I don't disagree, but people baby rage year round.",And they deserve to be banned all year round +"You bastard, now you've summoned him.",It was worth it! +Shamans core concept is RNG. It's even built into the hero power. This is for better (Post WoTG) or worse (TGT).,"Shaman got a few cards in BRM that were solid, but unfortunately aren't quite good enough." +Can someone tell me which game that is?,Grim Dawn according to the other post +"Not that I agree with ANY OF THIS, its all bullshit. But this is still all against federal law, if you don't think this could happen when you open a business like that...maybe you shouldnt be opening it, it always a risk.","These aren't the FBI but local police, and medical marijuana is not against state law." +That's fine to start with: the problem is after a couple of years when the original port has been replaced twice and you need two dongles to dock your ship in the original port,Thanks overly verbose explainer! +"I would like to see his actual dry cleaning bill. Donald, release your dry cleaning bill! America deserves to know!!!",I can confirm that Donald Trump has the cleanest linens of any person who has ever run for the presidency of the united states! +Hall of fame 2017 semi finalists.,"Can I get Another year the Bronco's greats get passed over for 500, Alex?" +"Islanders fans: fear not, chances are the Lightning will fuck all of this up and it'll be 0-0",Well I'm pleasantly surprised... +I think he means Jennifer Garner. Pretty sure she was the Pink Power Ranger.,She wasn't. +I was 100% with you until the Kroo's part. They play a very different role for us in the midfield. Kroo's is incredible in his own way. Luka is just more in your face with his style and the plays he makes. I'd give Luka the slight nod but much better is pushing it.,Kroos is the engineer and Modric is the architect. +Wonder what that kid is up to now.,Reddit +Mass Affect was Ok I suppose,I preferred Ass Effect +I didn't mean it!,"Don't worry, I thought Negro was the normal term for a black person until I was 12." +I was a dumbass and didn't study as hard for the SAT as I should have. and I needed a high ACT for the promise Scholarship,Fair enough. +Please post the before meth pic when you get a chance.,"Since he's a psych major and janitor was the only job his degree could get him, he blows dudes with huge nose fetishes to pay for his addiction." +the passion of christ,"The Rapture, The Resurrection." +"Fellow CTR shills, how's the job hunt going? Remember, six days until HRC is elected and we're out of work. In all seriousness I've felt nervous here and there, but I do think that the evidence is in Hillary's favor. I'm really interested to see whether Hillary outperforms the polls due to GOTV advantage, and whether The Orange One underperforms.",Going to be a lot of work as grief counselors in Russia +That's absolutely disgusting. Red Sox and Yankees fans cannot love each other. It's against god.,"Plus they are fat, yuck." +"If it was your job to write brutally honest fortune cookie quotes, what would you write?",You'll never be famous +"Bench Press with Smith Machine? I've just started lifting, and I find the hardest part of benching is keeping the bar perfectly straight. With with my last few remaining reps, I start to struggle so the bar starts to wobble left or right. With the smith bar though, it would allow me to keep the bar straight, thus letting me keep good form. Is using the machine a good idea? Or should I just keep doing it the regular way?",You're not going to get better at stabilizing the bar by letting a machine stabilize it for you. +So the FCC *will* let me be Let me be me So let me see,They try to shut down AT&T... +When your Titan is actually Deadpool (Titanfall 2),That was ridiculous. +"No. This is that stage of grief known as, denial.",Technically it could also be bargaining. +"You could also call it a goats-eye daisy, or a bowl or cereal, but that would also be wrong. This isn't a twin, it's *a* flower that has a mutation or disease.","Yes, that's what I meant with technically." +"Interesting, if nothing else this could be an interesting LP to follow. Videos seem to be his main thing. Hopefully he doesn't make a modpack and share but rather share his self made patches and maybe even a guide to his load order.","I asked this, and he said he wants to make it a mod pack, but he is asking for the mod authors' permission first" +I have a new respect for the Tantive IV ship/crew after watching Rogue One and after finishing this massive set!,Banana person for scale? +"Yeah she's gender fluid, I know her personally",Is this downvoted just for gender fluid lol? +"Would you be alive today if modern medicine did not exists? If not, what killed you?",Depression would have killed millions of more people for sure. +Now time to resurrect Tout. TOUT! TOUT! TOUT!,Pls no +Rant about cheaters,That'll get em! +I volunteer as tribute.,Start hanging around Bimini's +"This shit, this shit right here is why I keep coming back to reddit.",So you can watch the video in reverse with overlaid audio? +I think even Breitbart might be having either cognitive dissonance or just an identity crisis at this point.,"They can't seem to grasp, the same people who support Breitbart hired Milo." +Why exactly are Ole Miss and Mississippi State better wins than Northwestern and Indiana?,because they're in the SEC dude +... so you're saying it's okay to drink sulphuric acid. I wonder what it tastes like.,Report back when you find out +"Currency only, please. Don't string me along.","$7,000" +"Venkman really was a creepy fucker though, its part of his character.","Yeah, and the fact that he got the girl despite that was one of my least favorite parts of the whole movie." +There was a mod that I think Bijin made. Sexy serana with an optional Valerica,That sounds interesting. +We call them african american predictions now...,oh fuck thanks for pointing out my typo +is now a good time to start affinity? is now a good time to start affinity?,"You always want to start, and go first." +"Game 158: Cincinnati Reds (66-91) @ St. Louis Cardinals (82-75) **Cardinals Lineup** 1) Carpenter, 1B 2) Grichuk, CF 3) Molina, C 4) Piscotty, RF 5) Peralta, 3B 6) Moss, LF 7) Diaz, SS 8) Garcia, 2B 9) Leake, P **Reds Lineup** 1) Peraza, SS 2) Schebler, CF 3) Votto, 1B 4) Duvall, LF 5) Suarez, 3B 6) Selsky, RF 7) Renda, 2B 8) Cabrera, C 9) DeSclafani, P",Just wanted to remind everyone its the reds +"This is the prettiest Planet/Moon i have been to, just beautiful.",Looks better if it was screenshot +She looks... young..,Am I on a list now? +"Post election depression I am a gay man. A life long liberal democrat. A person of mixed ethnic heritage raised on a Native American Reservation. Believe me when I tell you that there is no love lost between Trump and myself. I didn't vote for a single republican this election. However, the response of my democratic party to the election defeat is even more depressing to me than the victory of Trump. Liberalism begins and ends with freedom of thought and freedom of speech. Everything else we believe flows from these two things. I just watched Hillary calling for government and corporate intervention to censure fake news. It leaves me feeling nauseous. Like there is no where left to go politically. We did not loose this election because of nut jobs writing hit pieces on the internet, and truth be told, our leftists match them hit piece for hit piece. We did not loose this election because of some tidal wave of white supremacists. We lost this election because my party put forward the most corrupt political family since LBJ pilled up his hundreds of millions in bribes. We put forward and utterly corrupt minion of the corporate establishment, and the American people handed us our heads. The Clintons passed Nafta and passed the banking reform laws. Which taken together, shipped 86,000 factories and 40% of our manufacturing jobs to China and Mexico. They took these actions and were then paid billions by their corporate masters who profited by this. When the dispossessed workers came out in mass and voted against her in response this was not an act of white supremacy, nor a response to fake news. It was a last desperate gamble by the working and middle classes to make the establishment listen to them. If we democrats don't wake up and smell the coffee, and start listening to the working class we used to represent, if we don't stop insulting them and denigrating them, we are going to hand this country to the republicans for the next fifty years. If we seriously try to pass censureship in the wake of our loss we will loose the rank and file American voter for at least a generation.","If your post has nothing to do with sub, post elsewhere" +My sister in law is convinced that Red Bull has bull sperm in it. Nothing I could say would convince her otherwise.,Does she also think that Buffalo wings are made from Buffalo's? +Do you write professionally or just as a hobby?,As a hobby with the hopes it becomes more professional at some point. +"In Avengers Age Of Ultron(Pictured Above) He Saw Hawkeye was about to get shot when he was about 5 feet away, and all he could do was throw himself infront of the bullets and die(Pictured Above). With that being said, Fox Studios may have the better representation of Quicksilver, But at least Marvel Sudios has the better films overall, so it evens out.",Still hoping Marvel will rectify their Quicksilver mistake. +"The San Jose, CA city council unanimously banned recreational MJ sales yesterday, a week before the state even votes on legalization. If your local leaders aren't pro-pot, VOTE THEM OUT. Your state legalizing has little impact if your local communities ban it. Local elections matter!","If you thought California had a water problem now, just you wait." +I put together the preview for the upcoming Shield comic,The Wyatt's can't even win in a comic. +It'd be the Hall problem all over again. That's why he wasn't good with Malkin or Crosby.,I know haha I'm just mirroring the hype for Kessel-Crosby everyone had. +Is this b**e**tt**e**r?,Sur**e** is! +You spelt Proteus wrong.,That's a strange way of saying Loki +Super confident Dallas Cowboys fan gets Super Bowl Champions tattoo,Stupid moron. +This country is going down the drain.,Sums up america too +"True. Some champs feel so much better if they're indefinitely kept as a niche pick. Something you don't see often because they have such a different kit, but which is still viable. I have a feeling Ivern will also become a similar niche.",Not as bad as being a generic kit and still rarely picked +"What was a horrific rumor that went around your school, that ended up being true?","Not too horrific compared to most of these, but the rumor that a couple were expelled from our nemesis school for having sex on the altar of the school chapel turned out to be totally true." +Wait.. What?,"I'm watching the game right now and like 3 dudes in the opening drive montage said they were from Rutgers, which surprised me." +The northern lights.,"Judging from the latest news, your last chance to see the Arctic sea ice is likely to be this decade." +Happy,"You win the lottery, then proceed to get hit by a bus." +"If this hockey thing doesn't work out, I'm glad Hank always had modeling to fall back on.","He can grow a solid beard, too" +Did i really need a sarcasm tag?,Yes. +"If the federal government isn't going to do anything about them, can citizens like us just form a well regulated militia and go take these assholes out?","I don't know why the cops don't shoot them, they shoot everybody else." +"Do you have any of your own tips or ideas for *at least* momentary relief from depression? If so, what?",Netflix +"I predicted it from talking to people. I'm Irish but spend a lot of time in the UK (I'm actually a dual national) I really got a feeling it was going to happen. The sentiment just seemed to be there. A lot of Brits I know would talk openly and honestly to me about it because they know I'm a bit of a nationalist, but they wouldn't feel comfortable talking to others about it because they were laughed at or ostracised. Same with strangers. The oul lads down the pub, the brickies or the bin men. People like that wanted out, but they'd never say it to anyone. I'm guessing there were a hell of a lot of people like that, and that's why the result was so contradictory to the opinion polls. Same as the Trump election. A lot of people wouldn't voice their views because they were demonised if they did, so they kept quiet until voting day, skewing the polls. And in both cases that's what caught people out. The leavers/trump supporters turned out in massive numbers because they are the people most likely to vote. The remainers/democrats thought they had it in the bag and didn't need to vote - because they believed the polls, which didn't tell the whole story. Either way, I don't believe you're fucked. You'll be grand. It won't be a hard brexit, infact there's a decent chance it won't even happen - but what it will be is a kick in the arse for the EU to start listening to peoples concerns instead of ignoring them and living in a bubble. It could be what actually saves the EU, because the way it is going at the minute is like watching a train crash in slow motion.",The lesson is: FUCKING VOTE +I would probably kill Duterte.,That's actually an interesting choice... I wonder what would happen if he suddenly dies... +"Why Ne Zha Why Why is it that Ne Zha can still ult you though beads? It makes no sense and has to be the most annoying thing in the game, I get to die instantly and lose my beads","I think that instead of making it so you can beads your ult, they should make it so your beads aren't wasted but ne zha can still ult you." +"Such insolence, such arrogance",Many shut the fuck up +"Fascism is a variant of socialism, as is Communism. This isn't rocket science. All 3 are organized as large government controlling means of production and ownership of property.",A shallow reading to each of the definitions would be sufficient to disprove this claim. +"He probably just assumed the car was going to slow down, because people like this do this their entire lives and that's what's always happen before.",Complacency turns fatal it seems +Ask every single NBA coach and they'll say fouling there is the right play. Just because it was awkward and ended up as a flagrant doesn't magically make it a bad decision,It does cuz I'm mad. +"After I posted a picture of the Portland skyline from my walk home and put the location as Sellwood bridge Facebook asked does this place have live music? No Facebook, Oregon doesn't have singing bridges, idk what imaginary land you live in.","Let's be real, if any place was going to have singing bridges it's portland." +They were generally aware that they were breaking the rules,More than likely. +"Jesus, people really liked Bill.",*like +Is quark sour like yogurt? Or is it milder?,I'd compare it to ricotta cheese without the fat if that makes sense. +Good Morning Yas Marina!,"And here I am in my office :( Oh well, Melbourne 2017 should be exciting." +"lol, the spiked mace just gives it away.",*replaces mace with molotov* I FIXED IT! +"Keep everything updated and on topic please. He asked for best, not a list of current cubes (which is outdated as well).",My apologies for trying to be somewhat helpful. +Evening Roundtable - 9/14 You can use this thread to discuss whatever is on your mind or share news articles or off topic things that would otherwise not be posted to the sub.,57 +play metal at your box? DOOM soundtrack just dropped,the how-to video that follows is pretty damn cool too. +I don't think this trade went against a rebuild at all when you consider that Clendening is only 6 months older than Hutton.,That's not how that works. +"It gets tiring after the first fucking day, man.",I'm going to leave this nice safe following distance ...and now a minivan is cutting me off going 5MPH slower than the flow of traffic ...and now there's a semi-truck in my backseat ...and now I'm the asshole. +"How often do you say Good Game to your teammates/opponents after the game? I'm talking about a non-sacarstic GG after a game. I like to message the other team GG after a match is over, but they never say it back. Maybe it wasn't so good for them, idk, I like to have good sportsmanship. I recently went 16-0 in Clash and I sent them all a GG but they never responded. At least it was good for me lol","Almost every single game, unless I get really salty (ex: we lose b/c a teammate dcs) lol" +You're not the boss of me now,You're not the boss of me now and you're not so big +An old friend made his own jersey just like Rover wants,Time to cash in! +Is it me or is flying 100 times harder now? Ever since this update it's literally impossible to out-maneuver somebody. I get killed in 3 shots while it takes me 20 shots to kill somebody else. Why does my crosshair not lock on to some people sometimes? Did they put in a jammer or something? Why is it no longer any fun to fly in this game?,"It's harder but easier to I've been getting crazy ranged kills in fs now , I like a few of the changes but over all I think fs was better the way it was ,now it seems more like infantry mode -sniped from the other side of the map" +It's more of the fact that all posts were made at the exact same time you nigger,Go play in traffic. +We need to answer this in percentage format. Not everyone's FAAB system is the same amount.,"Yeah, mines only about $3.50" +HOLD THE DOOR DAMMIT!!,HOLD DOOR +The girl in the GE Industrial Digital commercials.,What's her name? +I LOVE THEM LASER BEAMS!,holy guacamole +Too the r/xray!,& Vav! +What is the hardest truth you had to accept that made you stronger?,I really am a pessimistic asshole +MRW we blow a 14 pt lead,If only we had Jerami +How do you deal with stress?,Weed usually does the trick. +#OR JUST GET BURGER KING NUGGETS 10 for $1.50,If you can even classify them as chicken +The one with the extra chromosome is definitely getting linguist,:( +Ur dick,I mean you could.... +Record scratch freeze frame memes on the up and up! Buy now; sell high! This will crash quicker than Ken Bone so be diligent.,Hehe this is funny. +A pretty easy decision if you ask me,"Put a trigger warning in this shit, by Tutatis!" +You realize how much extra cost has gone into monitoring the anti trump protesters and covering the property damage they cause?,Citation for your shitpost please. +"When reading batman comics, which jokers voice do you hear in your head? I almost exclusively hear Mark Hamill","I actually read it as Tim Curry, for some reason" +"Great, now we're not even real elitists, we were the poseurs all along.",The ouroboros. +You don't think this person's protest is worth covering?,"Just remember, it's not news and/or its biased if you don't agree with it!" +"Difference is that Elba is black. And by that, I mean he'll age magnificently and will look 40 when he is 60. White guys tend to wrinkle up way earlier.",So basically what you're saying is black don't crack. +MySQL / MariaDB / PerconaDB - Privilege Esc. / Race Condition Exploit CVE-2016-6663 / OCVE-2016-5616,Does it affect mongoDB +He'd probably have more than 1 super bowl losses.,It's not like Kurt actually won one in his career... +"LKD: Dont believe dev who said Switch is more powerful than PS4. Also, no more leaks before January.",and now no one is developing for the switch +Deathwing digitalart by Aleksandr Kalashnikov,Derpwing +Globe has deployed onion cutting ninjas on their YouTube,Perfect ending would have been the teachers giving the girl a Darth Vader helmet. +Here comes the airplane!,Relevant flair. +"Oh that sounds really good. I thought that you had to have lots of experience. Is this job in Europe or in the US? And from my view take the job, if it is something you love to do and genuinly love AMD i would think that this would be a perfect job.",What he said? +"No, it's releasing in June 2013. Time travelling is Nintendo's latest gimmick.","Or, you know crazy idea, it means June 13th." +It a mix of Mayer and Caleb Followill (singer of Kings of Leon).,"Hint of Paolo Nutini, in my mind." +I think there should be a State Belt for each state with a minimum of 3 FBS schools.,You mean BSU can't just beat the shit out of Idaho and ISU and claim it every year? +Hello I'm here to upvote everything and to make sure everyone has accepted George Hill as their lord and savior.,jazz earned that win +Looks like they hang off your belt. Don't need to wear pants to wear a belt.,But are you truly nude if you wear a belt? +"That Bozy/JVR/Marner line looks amazing. Matthews needs a scorer with him. Brown and Hyman can board play with Matthews fine, but when he gets the pass up front, neither can connect, even Nylander doesn't seem to connect. It's almost as if he needs a Kunitz to finish off his passes.",Someone who knows how to shoot..hmm +You're not a real ENTP if you don't trigger at least 30 cucks on a daily basis.,"That's not an ENTP, that's an asshole." +"Doesn't matter, Mike Leach is about to destroy the Huskies' dreams.","Yea, UW isn't as good as EWU" +"TIL It was Flavor Aid, not Kool-Aid that poisoned the suicidal members of the Jonestown Massacre, an incident which gave us the phrase don't drink the Kool-Aid.",Don't drink the Kool-Aid either. +Cascade drastically increases reload speed after a melee kill. you Didnt reload until after the buff was gone.,The reserve ammo decreases after the acolyte melee kill. +My friend's 3 year old reviewed Overwatch. As a result I will only refer to Bastion as Bird Cannon from now on.,"''BOOM,GRENADE,ROCKET,ROCKET,ROCKET'' - Every Enter the Gungeon player." +"~~Nah, you just misunderstood. Springtrap's a choking hazard in the sense that he keeps strangling kids.~~",So i guess that makes him real? +"Lulz. The White House did no such thing. The Philippines President cancelled the meeting by calling Barry Obama a son of a bitch/whore. Barry did no cancellation at all. He got his bitch ass cancelled. The only thing Barry is good at is getting off the back of the plane in AF1 where China put his bitch punk ass where it belongs... at the back of the plane. Barry Obama is no Commander in Chief. He is our Pussy in Chief. His new name is Queef Obama. Actually that has been his name from day 1 of his presidency. Lord, please make January 2017 get here ASAP! Amen.",This is why nobody should pick up meth. +"If you need to put this on the back of your car, you shouldn't be allowed to drive.",Same should apply to Baby on Board +We get it You vape,le username checks out +And my jacks!,And my axe! +When you think the test will bring you up to an A- but you still got that 89% rip,Literally life ruining +I was thinking more along the lines of a Falcons player talking about the Browns trading down because of the blockbuster trade you two had. Add that in with the high probability of Cleveland having a high first round pick and imagining the Bucs trading up with the Browns to get a kicker in another blockbuster trade made me laugh.,Yea +Why do you hate football?,"I hate cunts, not football." +"The failure to acknowledge that nuclear power is by far the safest form of power. I have patiently taken hours to explain each nuclear process, the specific details of each nuclear accident, the history, the importance of power as a whole as it relates to energy equity and global warming. Then to not be believed at the end of it all.",I read somewhere that statistically more people have died directly because of wind energy devices than nuclear energy +Non monogamous relationship anarchist... You've got to be kidding.,what is gender expansive? +why are you using libertarian as an insult?,Because it is close to the least logical stance one could make. +"Rekt But seriously, why not use a real broker with that money?","i do, i use fidelity for the majority of my money" +Who the hell is Jordan?,Diangelo's whore +"Fuck, it feels like yesterday the iPhone 5 came out and everyone was bitching about the new charger.",throw that shit in a landfill and get the 7 man +"Fidel Castro was a dictator, Trudeau says",Like the good kind of dictator? +"Now can we get rid of joke reviews? This is good, but dear god any entertainment product seems to be littered with just the shittiest comedians ever trying to get popular because the hilarious review they just left. Too bad the amazon ecosystem is already shitted up, so unless they're going to remove all of these reviews, we have some products that will remain high because of using this system. I think Steam did something right (I know shocker) by separating the bought from Steam and the bought from other source into two different categories.",As long as they dont get rid of the Hasslehoff reviews. +A Bad Hotrod,you already +Who is this? Lex Luthor?,bane from the batman and the batman +How many players can afford that?,"DaZed was talking about it at the beginning of his stream, I caught bits and pieces, but from what he's saying it's pretty feasible." +One Punch Man Chapter 69,Did anyone else think Amahare was Whoopi Goldberg? +Ooooh member when Barry was the fastest man alive???,Oh I love to Member That Episode! +Because they're competing for men..,Nope all of the things that are evolutionarily hardwired into our brains doesn't matter anymore because its all a social construct +And the significance of posting this was...?,the poop emoji bonds people together +They nod and follow Cat's orders,"Cat loads the rifle, goes up behind the door on the left with her teamstacking up behind and and peers through the keyhole" +Haven't had it enough to say tbh. Had it once in some Greek diner in the baltimore. Similar to shwarma in a laffa but the laffa was just way too thick and the meat was kinda dry. 6/10.,How was it with the rice tho? +"Well picking 5 assassins isn't going to get you anywhere. The point im trying to make is that in a game where team composition is such an important factor to winning, you have every right to request someone to fill a role that isn't being filled. And if it bothers you that your team mates are asking you to build a competent team, then you are playing the wrong game.",I think im playing the right game thank you. +Balancing should never be done within the meta.,What do you mean? +Do I have to sign in to OCULUS to Use gear vr? Just downloaded some vr porn on my s7 edge and soon as I start it up it asks me to log in to OCULUS to Use device. Any way around this or no? Also I created a milkvr folder and put my vids in there. That's all I need right?,Just create a fake account or something. +Be careful with this Skulling Bug,.. and this is why I'm always paranoid to bring my Nox to wildy even when I'm not really risking anything +"Oh right, just throw $60 away. Really solid advice there.",What kind of advice do you expect when you have a Shitpost like this. +"What's the point of using an agent? I've read guides, but I still don't know what the advantage of using an agent is other than being able to get QC pics.","* ordering directly from taobao is not easy/requires some guides reading and translation isn't always perfect * most taobao sellers don't ship directly to your country; and while there's a way to have them ship to taobao wharehouse, taobao doesn't ship to europe * agents usually speak a decent engrish * you can ask for QC pics and they can easily return the product if you're not satisfied" +I Am Really Tired of These Click Bait Titles in This Sub-Reddit.,Everyone keeps trying to pull a fast one on me +"This is apparently not at all uncommon. I recently purchased quite a bit from a guy's collection who was getting out of the game. I inquired about his playgroup and he told me he'd just gotten out of prison and mtg was huge inside. The inmates have jobs that pay a tiny amount, mostly just to buy sundries, but quite a few save up to purchase mtg. His collection was probably worth about $2000 so I figured it must really be a thing in the prison system!",Or he was in prison for his whole life. +Tell us where the talking Llama is and we'll burn your house to the ground!,'Don't you mean or?' +"Am I the only one that feels like this was a bad gift? I mean, with everyone that gets this for free, you've pretty much just nullified any difficulty the grims have to offer. At the same token, NO ONE should be afraid about doing full runs now...",having these won't magically make runs winnable. +Level 34 player with 2700 vaporeon? How is that possible? The player in question is a known gps spoofer but a 2700 vape?? I'm 33 with a 96% Vape and I'm not even at 2600 yet and capped. How?? From all sources I read online that shouldn't be possible.,150% IV +As someone who made a B in microeconomics and a D in macroeconomics I'm pretty certified to state my opinion.,"I slept my way through Macro Econ, let me give you my expert opinion on globalization, free trade and destruction of the middle class through simplified emotion-driven arguments scapegoating globalization." +But at this point what could possibly be damming? It's really incredible that this email shit has gotten has far as it has. She had some classified emails mixed in with her other emails? How is that a shocker to anyone that's used email for work and personal use? If they did an audit of state dept employees it's almost impossible that there would be a trend of emails being thrown around. Trump is literally involved in a child sex abuse case and everyone has their nose stuck in this. It's incredible.,Lying to Congress about it is a felony. +"Pub vs premade is, was, and never will be, a fair matchup. Of course, you may not want a fair match up. To that I say... too... bad?","I don't care whether I go up against pubs or premade, all I want to do in a team mode is play with friends" +It's an absolute outrage that the crackdown came on the same day that those douche bags in Oregon were acquitted.,white privilege at work. +12th RANKED PENN STATE NITTANY LIONS,"I thought this was nascar, I don't know any of those drivers." +/uj does it actually feel good?,"Yeah, believe it or not!" +"Or someone snagged his key, or Microsoft fucked up, again.","It couldn't possibly be the third option, thats never happened before" +"That's a bold move, Cotton. We'll see how that works out to him.",I sense regime change in his immediate future. +Cute pussy,that's a clean and smooth butthole. +"Tl, dr: a la denuncia la hacen Diana Conti, Recalde y otros.",The vape nation of the congress +"Wow, duterte is too evil to buy from a country that supplies the Saudis and al Qaeda?",Would the USA sell items to Hitler's Germany? +"Richards and 41 or Green, but I don't rate green","I think he is decent, but will never star and honestly can't see him fitting with Fantasia, Walla and Colyer playing" +"Tips for catching Uber in the Valley ? Going to be in the Valley tomorrow night for Christmas party, Will need to catch an Uber from there back to Hotel. Any places that are best to catch them from? Can they use the normal Taxi ranks?","They can't use taxi ranks, so best try to find somewhere they can pull over or a loading zone maybe" +"What do you think of the Pop! box size? Im an in-box collector mostly, but I just think the boxes are too damn big to store and stack. There's a considerable amount of room around the pop itself. Im thinking Funko can make the boxes a bit smaller. Opinions on this matter?","The boxes fit perfectly in my trashcan, and it seems like there is always room for more." +"If you use priscilla and get the stennis card, the card will be stuck on your deck instead of going to the enemy, and it blocks the view of your cards",This is actually an intended counterplay against the filthy reviver decks! +guessing you're from US? that means something different than a name here lol. it's a quite derogatory term for a gay man,After watching the Inbetweeners bender only has one meaning for me. +NapeVation!,The NapeVaysh +The father of them all. Baldur's Gate,"As good as Baldur's gate may be, I prefer RPG's where you have direct control over your characters actions, IE Witcher, Mass Effect.." +Does the new 6* batch really needs to come with the new gacha?,thats the way they have been doing since 6*s were released so I'd say yes. +It's called the St. Patrick's Day parade.,"no that's for the Irish, even though they don't really have anything to celebrate...because you know, they're irish" +This is AMERICA! You're out of your god damned mind if you think for one second that I'm gonna take a single bite that doesn't have dip on it.,"yeah, well you can go suck on a double dipped dick, you Yankee piece of shit!" +"mechanically, it's sound. cosmetically, there are key marks, cracked front bumper, rust on hatch and knicks everywhere from previous owner. :(",Damn still prettier than my outback tho +It's vegan pizza and bud light.,I said pizza and beer. +Gif of the candy lady,"Pretty sure this is a commercial for Ring, the recording device." +"Redditors who don't wash your hands, why don't you?",Why would i +"When you say stock, you mean leave it on auto? I'm still learning about OC.","Leave as it comes, at 1.150mV I believe." +"Some idiot tweeted at Activision Support earlier asking about PC updates and they got a response similar to We have no info on that and they freaked out, made a thread on here crying like PC wouldn't be getting updates.",People can be do incredibly god damn stupid lol +"Get used to it. It will not matter what Trump does over the course of the next ~~4~~ 8 years. Every time he creates a job... he will be Hitler. Every time he opens his mouth for any reason, he will be worse than hitler. They are going to lose their collective minds, and it's going to be great.",HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF MILITARY JOBS DESTROYED BY TRUMPS WORLD PEACE DEBACLE. +"I've always imagined in some sort of survival situation like this, either island or post-apocalyptic, the INTP is a kindly old professor with cracked glasses who can sort of help with some useful knowledge, but doesn't really have a relevant role, so is kept around to help with various tasks like shelter-building, guard shifts, teaching, and occasionally weighing in, when asked, on arguments to make sense of things. We'll try to, with remembered knowledge and a little invention, improve the colony. Won't ever power grab, and instead *fears* being seen for the borderline dead weight we realize we probably are in such a situation. We find purpose in philosophy and academia and technology, largely, playing to our stereotypical strengths. Basically, the whole alpha quadra should sit our harmless asses down in base camp so we can try to not be useless and don't risk fucking up.",Well your modest if nothing else +Do you live in Italy? Do you mind if i PM you?,Yes... sure no problem! +Druid - The Problem with Feral Worgen,"Yeah, this game is so unrealistic!" +"Hanzo: You are a disgrace, brother! Mai: Your toys are useless. Zaria: The Red Tide has turned! McCree: It seems your watch is broken.",Don't you mean Mkree and Honzo? +"I was gonna say Hayato was already primed and if Kira went for the camera, Hayato's hair wouldn't explode and he could get away - but then the question becomes why doesn't Kira explode Hayato and then the camera.","Hayato said that he had already taped other things, so that would still be a liability." +"but we never visited pluto, how cna they spout bs","You could just read the science in the article and find out, because it's explained pretty well...." +"Is it safe to leave a turkey in a brine in ice water over night? So, a little context to this. The fridge at my mothers house isn't large enough to store a turkey, so my mother purchased a large bin, wrapped the turkey in a sealed bag with its brine, and is soaking the bag (with the turkey in it) in a pitcher of sorts, and to keep it cool she is using ice water. My question is, is this a safe thing to do? I mean, regardless of whether it is or not i guess she doesn't really have any recourse since the fridge isn't large enough to store the turkey. is there anything i can do to keep it safe over night?",No you could burn the whole house down. +Wake me up,Wake me up inside +"well, then you're lucky that your area seems stable for your team. But even if it is: you can never be sure that there will not be some takeover action from another team while you're asleep.","Yea, but I'd rather take that risk than box out a bunch of allies by having 15 gyms or whatever." +People who have suffered from sleep paralysis. What was your experience like?,Which one +"Um, that was Gandalf who said that. geez, learn your Star Wars, man.","God dangit, how can I ever forget something like that?" +Why should she give a shit what the press wants? Their is literally nothing she could do to get them off of her side. They want her to win.,It's natural and expected for presidential candidates to give press conferences +Teams that are for sure going to be 0-2. What's your plan? Do you wait it out and hope for the best? Make big trades? What's your plan to bounce back from an 0-2 hole?,Try not to cry +My shoes are the same color as this carpet,"You ain't got not feet, Lt Dan" +What is everyone drinking tonight for Thanksgiving? I'm having some mead and a cider.,An indifferent prosecco. +What I fear the most about Europe.,"I get the outrage, but if you want housing prices to be even remotely sane while having modern building standards, you kind of have to build high and new." +Which means what exactly? In the real world.,It means that May means it about Brexit meaning Brexit. +"He's one of the very, very, *very* few players who can say they've developed their own successful style of playing LoL. This guy has developed and mastered his own little metagame around AP Shaco without anyone else's help.",His own style usually involveships him inting +Cheese slice,I have never had a slice of cheese *not* stick right to the slicer. +"hey there, got any gen5 events? if so let me know which ones, thanks :)","Believe I have a spare Victini and Kelado, will have to check pokemon bank though" +I blame Shakib Al Hasan for this loss. He was the one who stepped out and got stumped when the team could have benefited by a good innings from him and got a good 1st innings lead.,Took a 5ver in the 2nd innings though so that equals that +"There was an OVA recently, in case you didn't know.",And a current Rewatch +"yea, I don't see how its shitty.",How is it not shitty? +"Qatar? Where did you get that from? Do they even have an F1 capable circuit? Also, Hockenheim won't happen next year, so it will be 20 races max in 2017.","Yes, they have Losail." +"As scary as it may be in vr, people need to remember that they are still perfectly safe from any physical harm.",Just mental harm +"If this is true then this man has my full sympathy. Also, if this is true, then Champion should stand down. In fact, she should not hold public office. One should never hit one's partner in anything other than self defence (if necessary).",Read the comment above yours +Lifesaver POTGs are dumb,But that's the only way for Ana to get POTG... +Who gives a shit about 3 and 4 lol,Apparently 2004 people +so shooting at cops nullifies the 6th amendment?,"Kinda, yeah." +Drum Glock Complete With Scope and Barrel Extension,Magazines in movies be like +This is why you don't buy ebooks that you can't download to your computer (and remove the DRM from).,"Good practice, but I think at that point it would be ok to sail the seas if ya know what I mean." +Jaloers! Zou zo weer terug willen :)!,Ik ben ook heel erg benieuwd! +can i have 1 code aswell man,Are u from the UK +"Considering the M&P Shield, Glock 43, and Walther PPS M2. If you have experience with these could you tell me how the recoil on these compares? How do the prices compare?","Price, low to high: Shield, PPS, G43 Recoil, most to least: G43, Shield, PPS" +OUCH,I'm thinking about becoming a ref so I can get slapped by Antonio Brown Jr. +Imagine how much worse it'd be if Hawaii was a large swing state.,Don't you mean Kenya? +"What, how is one self-insert more useless than another self-insert when they are both protag of the same story?",But Gudao doesn't have boobs! +"Same honestly, I don't have the heart to tell them I'm an atheist though",Sell them and donate the money to your local Antifa comrade! +Poly? I never played her but why Poly?,sic em crush auto +Brock has been dominating for 3-4 years straight.,Because he does UFC... +"Religious folks of Reddit: what's your religion, and what makes it better than all of the others?",ITT: Tolerance and Love +"Showerthought: It's surprising that we haven't seen a player celebrate a TD by pretending to throw a flag Or a bunch of flags, if you want to make a dance out of it. Seems like a fair way to criticize the celebration penalties.",The Rulebook clearly states that the Patriots lose 3 first-round picks if any player on any team performs this celebration at any time +?,Wait. +Boy Abunda?,Mond Gutierrez. +So... You got the D?,And he took the L +Pumpkins? Pumpkins. Here's my glorious AMD pumpkin from 3 years ago!,"No need to light it, it'll do it itself" +Bad urban planning ran by democrats for the past several decades. All they care about is that you vote democrat every election.,Michigan has a republican governor and legislature buddy. +"So, what is your response when a Republican makes the inevitable, but Hillary Clinton or you mean like Democrats? Like, I see this and know its terrible, but I also know that the response to criticism on this will invariably be some horrible false equivalence.",Examples? +"I got my warham,meer for 68m, I doubt its worth buying for most people as its onyl really worth @ telos and raids and most of my friends already have one (and stacking has zero to little purpose)","not only pvmers buy them, just saying." +"A lot of them are doubling down on the Republicans are racist, sexist, bigots. Most of them can't even express why outside of the simple accusations and misinformation that the media feeds them.",The main problem with liberal idiots: they believe each others' bullshit. +wEESNAW,#WELL KEEP PLAYING IT #THAT WAS TERRIBLE +A Christmas Comic,"Well after the Trump mess I'm sure dad will accept you back but you'll have to apologise, implement a parliamentary system and have the Queen as head of state along with some minor corrections to the language you refer to as 'US English'." +My idea for end of season rewards,Idea's been shared on here multiple times before even with concept pictures. +Flash shouldn't have armor,"He did in injustice, not saying i justify it, but it's not new" +. The best way forward from here? Heroes going to 16 and 15 respectively. TH9 lvl lab except valks. Not focused on war ATM but maybe in future,"Start your th11 upgrade, will make life easier!" +Why? He'd be biased as fuck for the Democrats.,which is what unbiased is for a lot of redditors. +You're coming 2nd 500m before the finish line of the 10km final at the Olympics. What song would you put on to supercharge you in order to come 1st?,Loneliness of the long distance runner - Iron Maiden +How Low Can Political Journalism Sink?,Well luckily they aren't blatantly picking sides and engaging in divisive rhetoric and hyperbole +...why?,I don't know +"There are very different levels of severity with Aspergers, as with all Autism Spectrum Disorders (they actually removed Aspergers as a diagnosis in the DSM-V and it's just rolled into Autism Spectrum Disorder, oddly) It can be tough to pick up on unless you just spend a lot of time with the person, because it has to manifest itself in a pattern of behavior across various situations. Being socially awkward at dinner parties isn't typically pervasive enough to be indicative of ASD, but there are also many ways it can show itself (inability to deal with change - especially in regards to plans, intense obsession with particular topics, difficulty comprehending how/why others feel a certain way [difficulty with empathy], feeling intense discomfort having close/intimate [not sexual/romantic] relationships with family or friends, etc) One of my brothers has a bit of Aspergers - not significant, but we picked up on it. To most people it just seems like the personality quirks that we all have.","This is so true, it's different for different people!" +Where does one go if they have no citizenship?,I would assume that one would have a second passport before doing something like that. +"Did I just, like, assume your religion?","Damn right, I bet you didn't even know what transreligious was you oppressive shit lord" +Tulsi Gabbard is one smart lady and she's completely against nation building. I'm really hoping she can help effect some change and get America out of the Middle East completely.,"We have the best democrats folks believe me, you know it, I know it, they know it, everyone knows it... wait... what?" +I think it got juicy the week before.,Yeah it got sad a week after when the complaints started flooding in +Highlight: Andrew Miller 40 pitches. Cody Allen 40 pitches. Game one. Let's see how effective they continue to be.,"The Indians' bullpen is still stocked with guys like Shaw, Otero, and McCallister though" +"Sorry, I'm two tired ;)",You don't understand how hard it was for me to get up this morning to get here for an 8am appt. +I think we are the only ones here...,Nope +Parents caught you masturbating.,Caught parents during sex. +T-Mobile Bill messed up again.stop receiving EIP credit on the data line.,tl;dr try paragraphs and formatting +That's next up for burning.,We're already halfway there. +Wow I'm sure you're really swaying a Trump voters mind by insulting them,You operate under the assumption that he gives a fuck about any Trump supporter's mind at this point. +We don;t have to think back that far. Look at all of the riots not. Look at the Dallas police officer shootings.,My point exactly...people are stupid...but I was giving an example specifically related to anti abortion people since it seemed directly relevant +Drug-testing of welfare clients fails to yield any positive drug tests,"yeah, but it yielded some sweet tax payer money for a loyal donor I'm sure!" +Imagine if Obama had some sort of outside organization run by his former campaign staff set up to haunt people who opposed him. I do believe Republicans in America would flip their shit.,republicans flipped their shit because 1 day in 8 years he wore a tan suit. +He only ever accuses anyone of things he himself has done.,Ding ding ding +No assist?,had that turned off +Removal of Japan Map,its not getting removed +Like shark infested waters...,Exactly this. +Confidence and bullshit will get you through 4 years of an honours ba in English. Trust me,What do you do with a BA in English? +"215 out of a population of 4.8 million registered voters. are you serious right now? you're concerned about 215 possible bad votes, out of a population of 4.8 million? you must be joking. this is what you call overwhelming? 215. out of 4.8 million. this is why no one takes voter fraud seriously. because it's not serious.",But but... IN LA COUNTY ALONE! +"Right, so it's 3 Spider-Man movies and 3 team-ups. Sounds like a regular Marvel thing these days.",And then we can reboot again! +"Oh I love it. This would potentially be Jake Browning's Senior Year if he stays, or Jacob Sirmon's first year at the helm. Would be fun either way.",Two senior Qbs dueling it out +White nationalists plot Election Day show of force,"But remember folks, the Trump campaign is the REAL supporter of minorities." +Never good idea to give cc immunity on a normal ability,Ravan and Chang'e say hi +Taylor Swift's 'Shake It Off' by HighQualityGifs,Someone should make a gif of this! +"Indeed. These are very rare and hard to find. As far as I know, they are extremely expensive also.",I've seen thousands... +"NRO hasn't turned a profit in ages, ran entirely on donations from GOPe. NYTimes will do the same if needed.",In the peoples Republic of Norway failing newspapers get handouts from the government and tax benefits.. Taxpayer money well spent +Yep.,Fair enough then. +Why are you getting downvotes? Lots of criminals on Reddit...,Lots of SJW's on Reddit. +Former councillor Doug Ford improperly used political influence to assist clients at city hall,A Ford with no regards for rules and laws which interfere with their choice of day to day dealings and activities.. unbelievable. +Actually sounds like it could be good,wtf +Kailangan huwag mamatay si Imelda before 2022.,Yeah this is going to be a huge factor. +"They didn't tell us directly to Vote for Hillary Clinton two weeks before the election, no","Right, that's because in both situations, Garrison isn't talking to us." +Study high. Take the exam high. Get high scores.,Drop out your senior year instead! +I can't see this comment past my FoeFire weapons' blue fire.,That sweet sweet Spirit Crafter backpiece tho +Premier salaries have increased 31 fold(!!!) since the inaugural season. In this market Ozil and Sanchez are worth a lot more than they are currently paid,Trying to promote your twitter account I see ;) +Check out the discord community. Post at the very top,Also the iPASTORE app is regularly updated. +"I was using Firefox a lot but after I got android phone (which forced me to create gmail) and started switching between multiple PCs a day when I started working where I am now (about 5 years ago) I just went for the Chrome. The bookmarks sync is just too good, much easier than carrying around flash drive with HTML file and hoping I won't loose it, forget it somewhere or break it.","Firefox works plenty good enough for me, and I've already got a heater in my room" +"Probably $50-65 if I had to guess. Dunno why you'd need four though, most I could justify running is 2.",Sneak and Show (although I think most lists have cut back from 4 to 3 recently). +Macerena,Barcelona +"Goddammit, how the fuck do the Titans have two picks in *each of the first three fucking rounds* and *this much cap space?!*","Ahem, we only have one second rounder." +This hurts to read as a psychology / education student :/,Then I guess it's a good thing I won't be having children +Over? Still going for me...,idk OP said after event so I assumed it's over. +I love how the Hillary campaign uses their influence to give citizenship to a person involved in a murder case that also threatened to kill a judge just so they'll have something to throw against Trump And the media is flipping out over Trump calling it out. It really is sad how far gone the media is.,you really should seek help +Tumblr insanity in the wild,I would call the police too after being raped like that. +"No but they'll be sure to tell you any way, whether you asked for it or not.","'I'm also like, a veeeegaaan' Stab." +"Fred Meyer (west coast) 40% off LEGO flash deal, plus 15% off emailed coupon for HOME/LEGO products Fred Meyer (west coast) 40% off LEGO flash deal, plus 15% off emailed coupon for HOME/LEGO products it ends today sorry, just found out",So is that a total of 55% off? +Soo uhh how much you want for that account in seven weeks?,That you will need it is enough for me. +"Nah, he's gonna put on a hat and be the phat controller.",Dropping the dankest beats. +Supreme hoodies tend to fit more long and slim than wide and bulky in my experience. Go TTS for normal look or size up for a bit baggy.,eyyy thanks bro. +And he's done. Time to farm the medals for str ssj3 vegeta,Nice man I haven't even started farming the medals for mine yet +Do You Want Abs FAST!?!,I thought this post was for an anti lock braking system... +"Do you feel that PC Gaming and Internet take too much of your time that you never actually do something productive or social in your life ? I think I'm going to stop for a while , take time to improve myself and go out of my confort zone. I may buy the Nintendo Switch , I'll be a peasant for at least 3 years , playing outside casually or at a bar 6 hours a week maximum. I will make myself great and then, in 2020 or even in 2021 , I'll buy a wonderfull SLI of GTX 1380TI with a 4k@120hz OLED monitor (like the UP3017Q) but with HDR support aswell. It will be incredibly...I could even play WiiU games at 4k Msaa 8x thanks to emulation.",I hope you post your future set up on r/neckbeardnests Kappa +CoD IW delivers 3 unique game modes! Must buy!,Would rather buy WinRAR than this atm +"Oh, I'm silly then. But still I thought it was a nifty little event. It atleast gave you something through all the tedious woodcutting.",That's what Netflix is for mate +"It sounds like a fun idea, but I'm not sure if downtown OC has the population to support several food trucks. It seems to me that you need a lot of people in walking distance for food truck parks to work. Not trying to shit on your idea, just something to think about.",I don't think that it is a terrible idea since the transit center is close but I would want it a little closer to the courthouse and all the shops for foot traffic. +"North Charleston Coliseum? (South Carolina) Going to a concert next spring, anyone know how they are on fakes?",Whatchu got +CZ Minutes: OH GOD FREE TO PLAY EVERYBODY PANIC (Crossing Zebras),I like the fact that the big three are finally posting news at a decent clip again. +"mhmm! Good to see you're still playing, eve if we had to pew each other :D",":D you were picking on the ratters too much, had to end your fun lol" +80% Of White Evangelical Protestants Feel That They're As Persecuted As African-Americans,"To people accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression." +"Well, are they at gangster rap concerts taking the mics away from the performers to admonish the artists and crowd for propagating violence in the black community, or are they pushing around families and employees that are just trying to go about their business? Soft target attention whoring, and doing nothing but making enemies of the wrong people. This is childish and gutless.",You summed up BLM perfectly with that last paragraph. +I wish there was a way I could see boobs on the internet or something,It's not the same +"You are indeed brave, Peugeot, but the fight is mine!","Oh, had enough, eh?" +I've come to talk with you again,Because a vision softly creeping? +Very Right Wing People Are Happiest With Their Sex Lives ...Thoughts?,but are their partners happy? +The white flight of Derek Black - About the slow liberation of the man who was once called the heir of the white supremacy movement (by Eli Saslow),Amazing grace how sweet the sound That saved a wretch like me. +"I chose that combo over 25 years ago, long before there was any affiliation with the Ducks - before the Ducks even existed, in fact.",It's never too late to see the light +"Momma said don't put your feet on the table, but momma they cost more then the table!",This title is the kinda shit that gets you slapped +I say this as an old-school CoD fan. Infinite Warfare is fun.,"It is, im just not enjoying it because of the bugged Lag Assist." +US budget problem solved: just stop paying.,"Not sure if you're joking, but that actually is his plan." +At least there's something positive about the election results... We're going to get a great South Park episode out of this.,Make The Daily Show Great Again +"If the Pigtail Girl is the one who talk with us in the night 6, and in FNaF World begginning and she is Baby, so what this means in the lore of FNaF 1-4? We know in the night 6 final text we see Pigtail Girl talking with us, after the same phrase and the same color text appear in the beggining of FNaF World, and the same yellow eyes in the beggining is from Baby cutscene We know Pigtail Girl is responsable for something about crying child But this is interesting if we look a old phrase by Scott he said in the past: Can be the lore be solved with the first four games? Yes I mean, WHATA FUCK We know SL will give us answer about that ending, but what answers And if this answer can be in the first four games, so where is it? In FNaF 3 minigames? In Phone Guy phone calls? In the sources? No, ANYTHING can explain that thing When Scott said the lore could be solved with the four games, he said the fourth game is the last one, i don't want to make any more game about FNaF, the story is completed SL can be the thing wich can solve this night 6 minigame I mean, theres anything in the main four games wich can explain that WHAT THAT THING MEANS? Why she said I will put you back together??? Who the fock she is to say that? Who is the other animatronic besides Puppet and Golden Freddy wich is powerfull and can explain that final phrase? I mean, probably you gonna say She is mangle, she put the kid together in the fnaf 3 minigames with the cake Well 1- We don't know if she is Mangle soul, wich for me this theory about the garden kids are the Toys souls is a kinda straw-gasp just because they looks like Balloon Boy and has the Toys figures, don't really sounds perfect in my eyes 2- We still don't know if the kid is 100% Golden Freddy, because there's the fifth kid in the other three games, wich absolutyly isn't Shadow Freddy or Puppet or whatever other thing So for me, this explaination about the FNaF3 minigames still strange, even she has something with these minigames in FNaF World been the pieces for the lore... Well, this is how i see tbh...","I believe that Pigtail girl says that just for calm down BV, but later she is the victim of MCI and helps with Happiest Day to hold this promise I will put you back together aka five another kids with masks and 5 animatronics giving cake (Mangle takes cake but shhh)." +Fair enough,"Still looks good, just personally I like simplistic desktops." +This is true but doesn't mean I can't find it satisfying,This sub is nothing but these types of post. +I haven't gotten around to the next two yet. Haven't been watching many movies lately TBH.,"No rush, do it when you can." +How do you know that,We just do. +if manufacturers made enough to sell there wouldn't be resellers,True but if resellers didn't then there also wouldn't be resellers +Cop gets canned after shooting her own 11-year-old daughter at a Halloween party,Good thing they're praying for the child. +"If it's crawler zed they're fucked. No way they're taking out a swarm of 6-7 with just a sledgehammer, esp those poison cloud bastards.","Well, if the sledge is equipped with buckshot..." +"Cosby Sweater drops roofies into Stewarts drink, Stewart Sweater shivs Cosby Sweater with a sharpened tooth brush as it slips into unconsciousness. Fred Rogers OG sweater game wins by staying positive and not getting involved in the fight. Just like Ken Bone.",That's the true Bone way +"Say goodbye to your old life, the only thing you'll know now is factorio. You shouldn't of taken the plunge. See you on the other side",shouldn't *have** +Le Bornie Sornders would be good bresident :DDD hahaha gonna get downboated xDDDD,is Bornie Sornders mexican +David Blaine broke this kid,im guessing magnet? +This is why I assume some people don't give up their seat for elderly people on BART. They are afraid of this situation happening.,I feel like I see people follow the etiquette more often than not on my daily BART ride. +So I would have to upgrade my motherboard then right?,Yes so get an i5 with the same Mobo as your i3 has +"yes, however with Kara coming soon...?",People are going to need it for their quest for a long time +**MAKE**,#AMERICA +You got some insight to this momentum shit?,time for u/urbanmythtom to infiltrate the dev team +That will be the end of it.,0/10 requires attractiveness to get a girl in the first place. +WE ARE ALL LEO MESSI,Only me +"It springs out of a tap, doesn't it?",You're hired! +"Unfortunately her supporters will believe only Hillary,no matter what Julian releases.Even if she kills,they will vote for her.My hope is that evidence coming is enough for the witch to be arrested and prosecuted.","If it was enough to actually have her arrested, timing wouldn't matter." +Yeah I'd believe that. The vibe before everything went down was that Hillary was guaranteed a victory. I've never seen people so cocky. Not gonna lie even I thought Hillary had it in the bag. I guess you really can't stump the trump.,Trump knows how to win. +"That's nothing, I completely abandoned my original topic, conceived and wrote a 10 page religious studies essay interpreting Kanye and Jay-Z from a Marxist perspective, in about 8 hours, and got an A+. I literally don't understand how it happened.",Nor does the teacher +"Doors of the Vault Any idea what temp they wont open them for on game days? I want that arctic advantage, but doubt they will play that card for the upiddy fans... or will they? SKOL",The whole point of them building a brand new stadium that cost more than a billion dollars was so they don't have to play in freezing weather. +Submarine going at 70mph through ice?,It has the chip from FF7 in it. +"When jump starting a car, does increasing the revs while charging also increase the charge output, or would it be the same voltage as when idling?",Read the sidebar +TSN Power Rankings - Senators ranked 15th in the league,"These rankings came out before our game last night, when we had 4 straight wins." +"Maintenance for one. I don't think we'll get to 180 million either, we're hemorrhaging jobs. In the long term we'll need to have a conversation about basic income.",Basic Income is on the Green Party's platform! +"Jake Tapper on today's Keepin' it 1600 said it's very difficult to hold candidates accountable when they lie on a TV interview. Pushing a candidate hard takes time away from other questions, it's more likely to draw criticism, and it's more difficult to get that candidate to return to the show. So how does Joy Reid do it?",He's an idiot. +"Aww man. I started a new game on Ironman after feeling to guilty of save scumming in my first game. Anyway I had the most bad ass random soldier, he had an eye patch and beard and looked like Snake from MGS. Anyway I was pushing through a retrieve data mission, about to complete it with just some injuries. I left Snake behind to take care of a turret, the turret hit the car he was using for cover. Before my turn I though to myself I need to move him so he doesn't blow up, but instead took a shot at the turret and totally forgot. RIP bad ass Snake sniper. You were awesome for the 3 missions I had you.",should've put the voice pack on him +I've been playing a PUNCHCAT build on SE. The Killcams have been very satisfying.,What horrible timing for the game to crash +How to make a stop motion LTT intro,Sick BTS footage dude +Animators these days are more like a blue-collar jobs.,"Blue collar work, Creative work conditions." +"Yes exactly, 1 USD is worth 1.34. You realize that this isn't how numbers work right? That means that if something is 1 dollar in the US, it is $1.34 in Canada. USD is a more valuable currency so each unit being a lower number means that it's worth more, not less. Think about yen for example. 1 USD is over 100 Yen, that doesn't mean that Yen is worth more.",So how much is $1000 CAD dollars converted in US dollars +I needed a remote siphon that could handle a low flow rate. This thing works beautifully.,"'Tis a thing of beauty, Sir!" +Obama,"Well, he is the antichrist so it fits." +Why are mobile games getting full length ads?,Money +Is there a way i can promote my twitch on here?,"not on here, just stream a lot and maybe it'll pick up" +"[REMOVED] lost because its players got stomped. I can count on a single hand the number of times I saw a [REMOVED] that wasn't in the [REMOVED/[REMOVED]/[REMOVED]/[REMOVED] win a gunfight.Bases got capped with 40% [REMOVED] pop, and failed to be saved with 60% [REMOVED] pop.I personally was teamkilled 20 times. GG [REMOVED], I am sure there will be drama and butthurt over this. Don't believe it, the majority of [REMOVED]'s players got fucked. To those in the [REMOVED], we did our best, but we can't carry hard enough. As a final note, this doesn't apply to our [REMOVED] platoon, I have no idea how they did.The highlight of the entire evening was watching a single infil wipe a squad of [REMOVED], I made the mistake of not shooting through the friendlies, though of course, they had none of those qualms about myself.",Gangz just dun broke the copypasta... +Post Match Thread: Wright - J. Lewis Score Table Player| Sets| Legs| 180's| Average |Doubles % ---|---|----|----|---|--- **Wright** | 4 | 12 | 2| 103.53| 75% **J. Lewis** | 0 | 1 | 4| 91.35| 16.67%,a clinic... Wright was throwing so well. +They're both absolute retards Stein thinks wifi kills kids and Johnson doesn't know what anything is,Still better than the alternatives... +Who in the MLB do you feel is underrated?,Slight homer but Jose Quintana +Study: More pregnant woman in Michigan smoking,That's not good. +"When will we be able to see a finished box, sir?",My boy is a box! +"This guy is right. Already made profit, why lose some of it? I bought 1 at 148k and sold for 184k If he scores twice and gets and if, cool, could've made more profit but I still did a little. If he doesn't score, his price will go back to 150kish and I won't lose money.",Read previous reply +Dallas Stars Jumbotron ranks the best Blues of all time,Smh no respect for Blues Clues +Fabian Brunnstrom signs with Rungsted Seier Capital (Denmark),Leafs legend +"hahahahahahahahahahah Come to think of it, I wonder what he loved MORE than musicals",His dog? +"i'd love to do that in my yammi, but u know hightier meta is fucked up :(",You don't like torp walls and 7k HE salvos from the Zao? +Sometimes you need the PC DVD version for specific games.,i thought BF1 was digital only on pc +"Who knows, maybe it was just a reaction driven by indoctrination, emotion, and stress in the moment, being frustrated or pissed off that none of his religious brothers helped, and this atheist did, contradicting all kinds of stuff in his mind. Could be that he'll think about that and his reaction later when he's home and calmer.","Maybe, but he might just as well go back home, tell someone and get reinforcement on his stupidity." +You have to change the notification settings to remove it,You still can't with the EU version... It's also still on the security patch from July. +You still got a lot of them *gays* back there?,None I tell my girlfriend about anyway. +Has your daughter ever seen Ponyo? A favorite of one of my children! Still watches it occasionally and is 14 yrs old now ; ),I love that movie. +Sprouts taste like shit and can fuck right off.,you gotta saute that shit +What bar?,Context for the lazy/uninitiated? +"Metallica Frontman James Hetfield Found Bay Area Too 'Elitist,' So He Moved His Family To Vail, Colorado: SFist","Now, that's funny..." +Indeed.,Indeed? +"It would be interesting to attach the large inflatable heat shield. The problem is that the asteroid (~25 tonnes) is instantly accelerated by about 100 ms^-1, which means there are some 2500kN at play. This usually results in the spaceship, and I would assume any heatshields, exploding.",Nothing is certain until it's been attempted. +How long does it take to write up a letter of offer? This is a follow up to be previous post about a job opportunity. I did the language testing and got higher than needed and was told that I should be getting a letter of offer by Friday. Unfortunately the person assigned to me said the HR person was away so that my letter should be written out upon return (expected today) but id like to know how long it took for someone from HR to fill out the letter and be sent to me. Still haven't gotten anything back yet but the day is not over. The person assigned to me has also asked I give my notice soon (only after signing the letter) and has been giving me possible start dates.,You could also post this in r/CanadaPublicServants if you wanted more responses. +Baldwin's Trump just isn't funny. That's what stinks about it. I could barely make it thru the opening of the Jeopardy skit last week.,"The Trump skits have been really popular, so I think you're in the minority on Baldwin's impersonations." +Fuck you Niantic and your 10ks,I hatched one about 20 mins ago as well lmfao +Greenville Church burned and spray painted Vote Trump,That totally just motivated me to vote trumps! +"But when you don't really have a choice, is it all that bad?",You have the choice not to choose +Dash-cam video of Brinkley police chief traffic stop,Yeah I can't believe the police didn't rip him out of the truck and beat the shit out of him like all police do. +"There registered contractor bit worries me. I've dealt with enough shitty landlords to know what they're getting at, but it sounds like you won't be allowed to have a super do anything at all... Having to get a plumber for a leaky faucet isn't going to help anyone.","If the issue is large enough for the city to issue an order to repair, it's likely best left to a professional." +voter fraud doesn't exist. only russia,Simply the fact that Russia even exists should be proof enough to show you how hard the Republicans are committing fraud and rigging the election. +"Als je een kleiner en goedkoper huis gaat kopen, dan hoef je sowieso niet krom te liggen om het huis te betalen en krijg je het later financieel ruimer. Waarom moet je dan voor de maximale hypotheek gaan?","Omdat dat kleinere en goedkopere huis in de huidige markt tegenwoordig al het enige is wat je eventueel kunt financieren, die droomwoning komt nog niet eens in het vooruitzicht." +"Speaking in defence of this guy. This is Oxford. That's pretty much what students look like. There's a huge hipster / steampunk casual/ formal dress contingent, and he could fall into any of those.",Could you imagine how unbearable a STEM neckbeard at Oxford would be? +Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.,"No, he didn't get snatch." +Dammit. Already so hyped for this and Iron Fist isn't even out yet. It was already confirmed that it will be three shows next year right? Then Defenders would be in the summer and it will not be an entire years wait.,"I definitely didn't expect the Punisher before the Defenders, but given that it's filming a whole month earlier, both shows could very well be next summer/fall" +The internet (especially a complete open forum like reddit) is a dangerous place to leave your number so openly... I strongly advise editing your title!,I second this advice. +Why does turning it off then back on again work so well?,This feels like an ELI5 +What happens if I already linked my account?,Then nothing will happen to the account that's already linked. +What's a movie scene that you love to see no matter how many times you've seen it before?,The scene from Spiderman 3 where he is cocky with his black suit. +I went from 92kg to 61kg by strictly doing powerlifting and counting macros. I want to get into bodybuilding/physique and I'm looking to compete sometime in the next year or so. Any tips?,"Nice progress,mad respect" +I expected nothing and I'm still disappointed. Maybe you guys should ask the admins to keep you off the frontpage. For your own sake.,But then then all of Reddit won't be able to see how great we are +You guys are awesome. Can I get in on this good ol fashioned neighborly love action?,Yes of course! +"Any trading tips? Sniping? I'm stuck with 4,5k after failing to trade:(",How big was the failure? +"Do you think the Switch will kill the 3DS? I found this while perusing Nintendo's wiki page: Prior to its release, the Nintendo DS was marketed as a third pillar in Nintendo's console lineup, meant to complement the Game Boy Advance and GameCube. However, backward compatibility with Game Boy Advance titles and strong sales ultimately established the new handheld console as the successor to the Game Boy series. This sounds really familiar. Before I read that, I was really confident that the guys at Nintendo won't kill the 3DS.",No. +Such a shame to have missed an opportunity for such wit!,I think this guy thinks that if he uses a thesaurus that makes him sound like a genius. +Heavy tricep push downs legitimately make my dick tingle.,I realized that I can't do them when I wear shorts because I get too distracted by the side view of my tiny calves. +"Parking a Leaf by skipping the P button and just using the power button Hello Fellow Leaf Owners - I was just wondering if anyone parks their Leaf by skipping putting it in park and just hitting the power button, or if you know if this will create any damage. For instance, I did this once by accident. I pulled into my garage and was in a hurry to get inside, but for some reason, I forgot to put the car into park and skipped that step. The Leaf was completely stopped but still in drive, my foot was on the break, and I just turned the power off instead of first putting it into park. Offhand, I don't think it would hurt anything, but wanted to get your thoughts.","Do this all the time, it's the same as hitting P then turning off." +Who wants to volunteer to post this on The_Dumbass?!,Haha I would but I'm banned +I work at a small startup called Hijinks and we're throwing a free contest to raise some awareness of what we're trying do,Removed No self promotion +Apple CEO Tim Cook visits with Nintendo executives during trip to Japan this week,Miyamoto's smile is contagious. +I hope there's no posts that pop up about My brother with down syndrome got to meet his idol,It really is amazing how downsy Erock looks. +I found a picture of a Vega card,Good shit m88 good automod +"I think it can comfortably be said they would have top 2 at PG, SF, PF, C and the 10th best SG. That would definitely be the best starting squad in the league",Better shooting guards Klay Derozan Wade Harden Mccollum Who am i missing? +Fake and gay,Wish you were fake +"Where can I buy bright yellow womens pants? I am looking for a pair bright yellow pants (ideally yoga pants, but not required!) to complete my Beatrix Kiddo (Kill Bill) costume for Halloween. They do not need the black stripes as I can add those myself. I am willing to drive anywhere in the GTA to get them. Thank you for any suggestions!",Hot Topic? +So you mean that Dolores entering the party and killing Ford and the rest of the people wasnt planed by him? Because I assumed it was.,That was the first thing Dolores did all by herself in her life +"A (sometimes) violent passion I really like football. I've been playing it for roughly 20 years myself, as an amateur, and I have followed the various European National leagues and the international turnaments since I was a kid. The club that I consider myself a fan of has probably the best and most passionate fans in the country I come from. But one thing that I cannot come to terms with is how violence and hateful feelings can accour between the fans of rivaling football clubs. I occasionaly go to watch a match at my team's stadium. But most times I don't really like being there due to how fans, by the hundreds, even thousands, are shouting insults and singing songs of hate directed at either the opposing team's fans or at the referee. Terms like son of a whore and cutting their [opposing team's fans] thoats does not belong in football, I think. Essentially, my question is really; why does anyone want to bring violence and hate to a sport that is probably the most popular in the World? How can anyone be so serious and passionate about a team that they want to actually HARM other people? Am I missing some sort of it's actually just for fun-kind of agreement between fans or are these song a product of genuine hate?",Duterte got his insults from football ultras? +"it's kosher... you know, it's cool. it's all good.",My mom makes the best pesto! +"Humans are really bad at recharging, it takes about 8 hours charge for 16 hours of use.",Carl pei gets through the whole day with just 30 mins of charge ;) +"Off topic, but God damn that Linus Toyota video was cringey. I am really proud of how far he's come in 5 years, but I couldn't even watch the video.",That guy is so insufferable. +is this a meme?,Everything is a meme. +"Don't worry, he has Pence at one ear and Steve Bannon in the other. If we're lucky he's his own man, which is a crapshoot.",you really think that Trump will be influenced by anyone but himself? +"Netherlands can into Southern Europe. :D Now, how about the weather?",LOL poor motherfuckers *posting from my brick while eating potato in Balkan mountains* +"Welcome to England, Here's Your Porn ID - A proposed law has huge implications for the digital rights of British citizens.","Lemme guess, it's to protect the children or some nonsense?" +Real quick! I'd like to thank y'all for giving me the self-confidence to go part-time. Today is the first day of the rest of my life. (Please excuse the terrible editing. I'm in a hurry!),Your hair is *awesome*. +I love how they just assume the US is going to get involved.,"Not saying that it is a bad or good thing, but the US tend to get involved in most international disputes." +"Wow, is that the earliest recorded use of paper bagging?",r/AskHistorians +"1,555,747","1,555,748" +Damn: Dude Gets Rocked After Threatening To Get His Gun &amp; Shoot His Neighbor!,Dayum! +"Even though I'm forty, I still feel 25 most of the time. My friends and family would just tell me to grow the fuck up but Reddit is a self-perpetuating Peter Pan Complex machine.",Shit I'm 25 and I feel like I'm 16 +"Joe Heck un-endorses Trump, calls for him to step down from race",What the heck? +"All dolled up, now if I can only get some cock",I don't believe for a moment that you have trouble finding it when you want it. +Reading the shit these cops pulled... I certainly hope he can secure millions... from each individual officer personally.,"Nope, the taxpayers will be on the hook for millions, but the cops themselves won't pay a cent or be punished in any way." +Sonic's Fast At EVERYTHING,Aki noooooooo +You think that because you're naive. Trump's business is being a conman that takes advantage of regular people that cannot afford a day in court with him. You've been conned,People like you telling me what I actually think is another reason I voted for trumo +Huge amount of work for mediocre content. No.,"So, pretty much the same as we have now then." +Rouge needs better healing than Earthen Ring Farseer,aaaand now we're back to the healing in rogue train on the front page... yay +Don't project your head cancer onto me. Did I hurt your feelings?,"He will answer if you do, did you smell your own fart?" +"Someone stole my 90s contraption, if you live in the UK...",People can be utter shit +Isnt the last pokemon in the pokedex the small black pokemon? I am not talking about the big black pokemon.,"Well the last numbered is Magearna, but the big black one is right before it, and though it looks like a UB, it's actually not." +"Anyone playing Rimworld? Technically Early Access on Steam. But I'm so addicted despite a few flaws, and now my SO is hooked. It's good to play while my little ones run around too. I can pause it at any time, or let it run on its own (with hilarious consequences). So far I've had, in 10 hrs gameplay: alpha beavers that threatened to decimate the entire forest, a giant sloth, rabid small animals, an emu attack that killed all my settlers, a secret room full of mechanoids and a giant worm thing with a nuke that caught everyone on fire. I haven't even tried to harder settings yet!","On a similar note, has anyone tried Dwarf Fortress?" +Hearing a guy moan,Don't walk into a 6th grade classroom +Whitepeopleman,Muslimman +On the 8th day God created fast food and zits,and it was good? +Buy Pepe!,Buy Pepe! +Their floors are sticky-mart!,Do you think you're as smart? +"If so, they'll have plenty of material to watch. [](/ajsup) I'm thinking trekkies must think the same thing. Not so much with the new movies, but with the three big series back in the 90s. They each ran 7 seasons and ran concurrently. It was quite a spectacle. I've watched all of it (except Enterprise because I've heard it's garbage), and it holds up reasonably well. I'm sure MLP will too. As long as the fanbase stays somewhat alive. Diminished, but alive.",I saw a couple episodes of Enterprise and didn't enjoy it very much. +Here in the UK nobody thought Brexit would win. It was laughed at. Scoffed. Made fun of. All of the media was very anti-Brexit. And yet it won.,And it's made such a difference so far. +"I'm all about the political revolution, but can y'all please learn some other names to drop. It's getting repetitive.",Kamala Harris ! +"Huh. I dropped my Laptop ages ago and the HDD died, didn't spin and the bios didnt even read that there was a storage device detected. Wonder if i could do something like that to get some files off it","If it's a modern HDD, no, unless you're working in a clean room." +"Matchup Discussion: Seattle Seahawks (7-2-1) at Tampa Bay Buccaneers (5-5) Discuss the upcoming game at Tampa Bay in this thread! Bucs fans will be invited so remember to follow sub rules, be civil, and don't abbreviate it to Buccs with two Cs. They hate that.",That was not PI on Earl! +(**** is picking is still there) Yeah of course my dude,filthy graves pickers needs to be shown +Doublelifts NA Flash,"If he could dodge alistar W at this speed at Words, who knows..." +I just had to look up coal rolling. What the *actual fuck* is wrong with people?!,There's a reason why siblings shouldn't have kids +"Ah, that looks nice. Would be cool with such a feature, doubt that will happen tho.",Yeah it's unlikely but we can dream! +ScrotumsoutforSufjan,Titsoutformyviewingpleasure ^^Let's ^^make ^^it ^^a ^^thing. +"The ride never ends, champion.",It has only begun... +Stochastic Terminator algorithm IS the Dead Man Switch,"cool story, bro." +"Definitely. But I can't help but think this just shows how much power the press and the media have over the England national team. I think it might even be a bit unfair to Rooney, although that's just my personal opinion. I always thought Joe Hart should be captain, he always seems like the most passionate one out there.","Pft, Joe Hart barely moved when Vardy scored!" +"*easy* I call Dad, tell him these laws are interrupting business, we get a meeting with the local senator. We tell the senator we'd be honored if he could suggest we change this law, its inhibiting my business. Turns out, the senator is going to be re-elected soon, so he says Donald, you're my best friend and I love you. You're the greatest and I hope you become president someday. I told him I just might do that. He tells me, you know what he says? If I get reelected I can absolutely do that for you Donald I contact my guys over at the Trump foundation, a great foundation by the way, magnificent people working there. We arrange for some funds to be moved into the senators re-election campaign account, piece of cake. Now the zoning laws are changed, we got the orphanage out of my location and we have a beautiful 5 star resort there now, its amazing people believe me. So I guess that means it became a law.",Nicely done. +"Look here another person who can't use the search bar, what a fucking surprise!",Read +What TV Show/Movie/Video Game Has The Worst Fandom?,DOTA/LoL +Clinton campaign blames James Comey for election loss - AOL News,LOL News FTFY +"I doubt very many Christians take that part of the Bible seriously, but I think that's the very point OP was trying to make. (also, it's only one passage - just multiple translations)","Yep, you're right." +"The 318i has a 3cyl turbo engine, same as the Mini Cooper S. It's only 1.5L displacement, so 136hp is quite good, and I'm guessing the economy and emissions will be better than the 25 year old Rover unit. More importantly, I can afford a 318i, I can't afford any Tesla car.","ok fair point so 90hp/L which is still shocking, the 100hp/L was hit and hailed as a mile stone about 10 years back and most cars cant even hit that" +The Poise Colossus stands atop of mountain of girly halberd-twirling ballerina corpses.,top 10 anime battles +Down around San Antone,Pinche Prescott is gonna do it today! +"But in their defense, who doesn't?",My same exact thought on catching AIDS. +Would you rather have a 50 goal scorer or 100 point playmaker?,Playmaker all day +PSA - Year 2 SP does not come with the Year 1 ops or anything that came with the Year 1 SP. Also the Year 1 ops are most likely NOT going to be reduced.,They should do a combined season pass with 1+2 +Seems like he was on the run for a bit and hurt nobody but the police. Seems to me like he wasn't a threat to the general public- unless you were a cop and trying to interact with him in any way.,"Yeah, should just let him go about his business right?" +Sweet Reagan's ghost please let him be running for Mayor.,wayyyy too early for that.... suspect he will be running for something else :D +This guy wanted a preview.,And by literally laughed so I hard I spit milk out my nose he means masturbated furiously +you clearly haven't played league While dota 2 communtiy is cancer at some times I feel that compared to league its a lot less.,Lmao what ive been playing league since s3 and my first game of dota was in 2013 +Strange(r) Things happening on Briarcliff yesterday afternoon,Trailer for season 2? +XMAS UNBOXED + BIG UPDATES!,Is trott still going to be around for High Rollers? +"If Twitter could speak, this is what it would sound like - The Verge","What, you mean like Tay?" +"Its going to be a matter of opinion, and seeing as how you found intrigue and chorography within the Doomsday fight, I doubt that I would ever sway you to believe its anything less than fantastic when you see Justice League","There's choreography in all movie fights, what do you mean?" +AND THEN ONSERVATIVES WILL BE BANNED BY DEMONRATS,THOSE DAMN ONSERVATIVES +"Squats make you look shorter, but god damn the gains are the realist.",what? +My new custom debit card has arrived.,"Put it in your pocket next to your galaxy S7, it'll make her happy." +"Flight cancelled after someone renamed their phone's Wi-FI hotspot to 'Galaxy Note 7'. When nobody owned up, the captain diverts the flight to search everybody. The prankster eventually confesses that the phone wasn't even a Note 7.",what a bunch of overreacting babies. +What what,when did they say a&k would be better lol +At this point we all owe Blair Walsh an apology,Guess we can count this day as something else he missed. +Really? I had them at 100 relationship for a long time and this only popped when I hired one. Must have been coincidence then.,"Well, it still is a rare technology, so it must be why." +"Fuck, that was fast.",just bladedancer things +Thank you Subaru!!! For saving our lives...and making sure my Queen is still in my arms at night!,Did you swerve off the road to not hit something and fall nose first into the ditch? +"Right, it doesn't say whether it's counted, only received. Does that mean my ballot was counted?",I'm interpreting received as counted because of the delivered right before. +I always have issues with my laptop. On my Note 5 though it works great with a PS4 controller and a clip that attaches the controller to my phone.,This may be a dumb question but how do you stream to your phone? +"You better try my spaghetti, yo! Or else you'll be filled with regretti, yo!",Team Skull is best team. +Double Kill by Andrew Theophilopoulos,It's cool because of the bionic leg. +Holy shit this is bonkers. 1st it's the daily sheeple lol 2nd pedophile ring smh 3rd he accused US intelligence of committing treason Would have been more convincing if it was more Zionist NWO stuff.,#NAME? +"If the CIA had this info before the election, and refused to disclose it, aren't they guilty of treason?",They have different rules from us. +"Oh, this is about to be removed...",Why? +"4v1 and kellyanne still wins. those other women were disrespectful as hell, especially whoopi. i hope that trashbin show tanks in the ratings.","Remember, the victims of Rapin' Bill are tramps and Hillary is the real victim in all of this.." +It's amazing what natural wildlife actions get captured by those hidden cameras in the wild,It's also amazing that natural wildlife has evolved to the point where the have milk bottles to feed each other too! +"If that means everyone will pretend to like us for a week in October, I'm okay with it... just give me something!",It's going to be interesting to see how people perceive/respond to the Cubs organization now that they no longer have the lovable loser identity. +"Aljamain Sterling OUT at UFC Fight Night 99, promotion needs U.S.-based foe for Raphael Assuncao",Didn't we just have Fight Night 99... +"What happened to the community? :'( Hey everyone! I just decided to start playing this game again after other things (life, other games) took over. I was really excited because I remembered the community around the launch of Early Access to be nice, communicative, and overall helpful. The game felt fun. I used to play a lot of MOBAs, and this was a breath of fresh air. In the four games today (Christmas, of all days) I've had three teammates tell me that I'm absolute shit and to go kill myself. What happened to this community? It feels like a MOBA community (not quite as bad as LoL, but it's starting to have a familiar feel to me) more than it used to feel just like a bunch of people trying to compete yet still enjoying the competition, even if someone is having a bad game. It makes me hesitant to keep at it, and I was excited about getting back into it. :'(",yeah i dont really experience this at all.. in fact i've mostly come across great people... perhaps you're agitating such behavior? +Is your girl charlotte gonna win on Sunday?,Huh? +I mean Zeke did get flagged right? Do players who use props and get flagged normally get fined as well? (Assuming the celebration is not offensive),"Yup, Vernon Davis was fined and flagged for his fade away against the eagles this year." +So what's the story behind this emotional moment?,The kid accidentally steps on the other kid's foot. +what can the pump be replaced with because i actually find it really hard to use it,"like I said, any cheap utility cards could work, such as a cheap defense (like cannon) or a cycle card (like skeletons)" +And you should convince them otherwise...,"Too late, just bought five for SLI" +What should i focus on doing right now?,Focus on awakening that R TEQ Piccolo and R TEQ Chiaotzu +"i don't need anything much. well, maybe that chilhuhua. save that for later. but i'll GLADLY trade you slush for rattelle. the thing is, what state do you live in? because shipping might be a problem. i live in California",NY state +"Yo-kai Watch 1: Any Last Regrets? Yo-kai Watch 2 is just around the corner, so I am assume many of us, including me, will move up from 1 to 2. So are there any accomplishments you did or didn't do in the first game you regret doing or not doing? If so, care to explain what it was and why or why not?",I'm still missing 14 rares + Pandanoko in my YW1 Medallium +156 too. Solid 163-167 for my last 10 practice tests,Are you retaking in dec or feb? +"Obese friend told me, you're too thin, you look like a pencil. No, my BMI and BF% are finally both in the ideal range. Thanks for ignoring my hard work whilst simultaneously insulting my appearance, though.","Respond: you're too fat, you look like a bean bag chair." +Paint Chip,All 'help me' questions must be posted in the Biweekly Assistance Post. +"I'm glad I have a Chromecast instead! I got 6 free months of Google Play Music with it plus a $20 Google Play credit voucher, so it got me started on GPM.","Yeah really, and I'm pretty sure chrome cast offers a lot more as far as compatibility with other apps, too." +Pomeranian Magic,Cue Terminator 2 theme +What line-ups are we talkng?,"Sun and Moon, Mario Run, Battlefield 4, Final Fantasy 15, Persona 5, the Mini NES, Gears of War 4, Battlefield 1, Imaginators, Sister Location was released yesterday, and probably a few others." +"Network pools refuse to cover Trump hotel tour -- when Trump was supposed to take the press on a tour of his new hotel, the editorial producer for the network pool was physically detained.",So it was all just a big scam to promote Trump's new DC hotel. +The NASCAR Sprint Cup Series Awards Banquet from Las Vegas Network: NBCSN *** **Times** *Times in Pacific* * *NASCAR America*: 4 P.M. (7 P.M. Eastern) * Red Carpet: 5 P.M. (8 P.M. Eastern) * Awards Show: 6 P.M. (9 P.M. Eastern),***Looking at this intensifies*** +"Pistol ace I got earlier, my best round to date",mouse1 mouse1 reload mouse1 mouse1 reload mouse1 reload ez ace +Seems legit,He just used those tactical grenades they added with wildfire. +"My experiances I guess will contrast a lot of other views here. * That because I am a woman I must get verbally or otherwise harassed any time I leave the house. That it would be almost impossible for me to play games because of harassment and that other people impact my life so horrifically because of my gender. * That because I am a woman I must also be a femanist, I must campaign for social justice fads and have a super polarized opinon about whatever minor potental sexist thing went semi-viral. * I am expected to have an opinon or care about say if someone wears a shirt with semi-naked women on it or has a pin-up girl tattoo. I have to be pro or against and talk about it whenever someone asks. They are baffled that I havent really though about it enough or care enough to make an optinion. That or they think I am a SJW in hiding. * That women just dont gossip or chat about hot dudes or whatever with their friends (yes some do) and that me talking about hot chicks with straight males is super unique and strange. Guess what, I can talk about attractives males and femails with my friends *regardless* of the gender of my friends or even who my friends are attracted too. Apparently women just dont do that ever and I am some kind of pretend person who just wants to be in with the dudes * No woman ever in the world legitamily likes games/movies/comics/cosplay/computers and any other thing that used to or currantly is dominated by nerds since no woman ever likes these things I and the many other woman that do are pretending so we can cash in on nerd guys or extra attention because we have low standards and insecurity and thus want constant attention from the men that assert this claim (who also happen to be closet dwelling trolls with no manners) also I cannot under any circumstances like anything traditionally nerdy unless I can answer a game of 20 questions on that thing.","That's just your internalized misogyny talking, silly." +"Who THE FUCK woke up the Europeans?! Was it you, Todd?","Well, contrary to popular belief we don't only wake up when we have to critique shiposts online, but actually about the same time as sunrise." +Pay the fucking electric bill!,Electric bill +Atletico Madrid is the only club left in the Champions League that have won all their matches.,In b4 Lewi puts 4 past them at the Allianz +you smell like the plastic tool set i just gifted my nephew for christmas.,Good to know +If playing games and listening to music has to be one your highlights then you must be the most boring motherfucker on the planet,I'm alright with that +"Who is the most obstinate person who wants to shut down the government and prevent any progress? Why Ted Cruz of course! And how long has he been in Congress? Four years. If anything, the biggest cause of gridlock has been the Tea Party, and they're almost all on their first terms still.","Also the House Majority Leader, Eric Cantor lost his primary a couple years ago to someone even more right wing than he is and attacked Cantor for voting to end the government shutdown." +"Favorite music video? Personally, my favorite is: Welcome to Heartbreak",Mercy. +What to do with Mov Burns? First time ever pulling a Mov card. Any suggestions on what the best time to sell is and what kind of price point I can expect?,Give to me +MOV Getzlaf Charity Giveaway - PS4,In other news...guys im selling coins 10 bucks have it all +FA to continue Nike contract until 2030,Thats quite a long time +"This isn't a highlight it's a fucking blush. And super shiny, pigmented, shimmery blushes have been done before (Becca comes to mind). He's just calling it a highlighter so it seems ~*unique*~",Obviously you just don't understand his *art* +Jokes on you. Everyone knows Empire was the best of the trilogy.,We got a live one here! +Yea the difference is its okay when they are a democrat in your eyes.,How about its not ok for either one? +Wait did she actually say that?,Yup +"Yes, I did make that decision, but staying in New Zealand was really not an option. Science is such a small and poorly funded field that there aren't enough jobs to go around in NZ. Even in countries with well funded systems like in Europe or North America it's very common for graduates to move around to where the jobs are available. Scientists don't get the luxury of putting down roots and waiting for a job to come along. We must go where the job takes us if we want a good career. I would also argue that we all do alot of things we don't fully understand the implications of at the age of 17, most of us don't live with the consequences for decades afterwards.",How dare you better yourself! +Did he lose everyone from the original force now? Burch Jr was one of the last ones left. I sorta miss all of those great guys :'( Press F to pay respects F,F +What is your earliest memory?,I got in trouble for throwing a toy at my brother's head :/ +"Orb prime buff un-pick-upable? Hi all, I just lost an incredibly close 1h15m match due to what I think was a bug - we attacked the orb prime and I started a recall before my arrow (playing Sparrow) hit the prime, getting the last hit (I didn't think it would and I was leaving it for the Rampage). I cancelled my back when I realised I had the last hit but was completely unable to pickup the orb, nor was the Rampage on my team (and nobody on the enemy team could either). Is this intended behavior? Would appreciate some input, can't pretend I'm not salty over the loss (we would have ressed 3 inhibs if successful) but if it was for some reason intended I'd probably feel better as I could just blame myself :).",This is a reported glitch +What about Carter? He had a lot of incompetence but I can't think of any real scandal.,The rabbit... +no headphone jacks on the laptops,NO +"D&D isn't a video game. There's no way to answer your question, as every DM runs the game differently. I'm a DM and I don't even use xp.","The dm is fine if I do it, it just has to be a within reasonable bounds." +"but qt sucks! I don't really have any evidence to support that, I just know it's true.",Obligatory +my IQ is one of the highest,At least i know it's not my fault. +"Spend 5 minutes on r/publicfreakout, r/bestofworldstar, or the many hood life videos on YouTube. You will see the result of what u/iambetteethanu is describing. There are thousands of hours of video.",Yay for anecdotal evidence! +False.,Well that's a great argument... +"See also PJ O'Rourke's endorsement of HRC: She's wrong about absolutely everything, but she's wrong within normal parameters.",It sounds like he was sober when he wrote that. +Marks are working themselves into shoots bigtime. I'm losing faith in this sub as the days go by.,Yeah fuck people for having fun with it. +"Map Preferences why arent we allowed to pick the maps we wanna play, i asked so many people but nobody could give me a valid reason.",Because the player base would be split and matchmaking would take longer +Don't worry about high school. Within a year of graduation most of those people will not even speak to each other. Continue to be yourself and look to a good life after high school.,"At least I'm pretty sure what I want to to study, and where." +I want Halloween gear...but I don't want to support this system Bungie has put in place...help!,I want a ferrari... lifes tough. +"Literally nothing on pizzagate is verified, that's its entire problem. There's lots of extremely weird mainly surrounding podesta and alefantes.. But nothing close to damning.",this +This just in: It turns out Sherman has been deflating footballs. He'll be suspended for a season and fined 10 million dollars,"Better suspend Brady too, just in case." +"For Those Getting COD Infinite Warfare Need some help, for those of you getting the new call of duty, which way are you all getting it? Are you preordering from xbox or preordering from gamestop? I've heard that you can start downloading the game if you preorder from xbox so I'm not sure which route to take. Any insight would be great thanks.",Bought the legacy edition digitally.. I'm hyped for tomorrow night. +"Shit, that thread was depressing. They didn't even file charges, iirc.",Link? +Many Vancouver area homes affordable to middle class families,Mortgage broker news eh? +Couldn't agree more. A lot of strange things but there is no way the government could pull that off and no one every slipped up.,what about the Manhattan project? +It's difficult to form an argument around something that may or may not happen.,But it has. +"Wrong. A battery vented and exploded in his pocket. Most likely because he was carrying a loose 18650 (batteries used in a lot of mechanical ecig mods) around in his jeans with other metal items (change, keys, button of the jeans). The metal item made contact with one of the posts and shorted the battery which then vented. Once venting starts and has no way to cool it will explode. To prevent this, you can simply put your battery in a plastic case that costs literally 50 cents anywhere in the US. Problem solved. Once again, not the ecig. The battery. Due entirely to the ignorance of the user. 5 minutes reading about battery safety is all you need to prevent this type of stuff happening.","We get it, you vape." +LF BG players with lots of 'box of wvw supplies',Does that actually work? +Spine-chilling ad by Trump that shows just how much money Clinton has recieved from Soros and others. Scary.,Trump sucks at fundraising! +Simeone is going to Inter,"Ah, the other poisoned chalice of clubs." +Voting Libertarian for my First Election!,Same man +"The biggest thing wasn't actually an action by the Democrats. The media ghosted him for as long as they could try to ignore him, *possibly* as a favor to the DNC. The lengths they went to try to avoid mentioning him was almost comical at times. Of course, they gave many millions of dollars of free advertising to Donald Trump.",Funny how that Liberal Media is all owned and operated by Republicans. +"Let me spell this out for you- what is inherently wrong with satanism? Even if Marina Abramovic was a satanist, I'm not sure why that matters or why it's a big deal.",I hope you're getting paid for the hard work you're doing +What is the dumbest thing you have ever heard someone say?,*me peeling an orange* GIRL: ugh that smells like orange cleaner +Sick day...,Hope you get better soon. +"20 something superior battlepacks open, and still no tank skin. :/","wtf does a picture of energy drinks in a fridge have to do with any game, or what you titled the post?" +Evolution of Combat is coming to osrs in fall 2016 Oh god no!,"Don't worry, with Raids coming in July, Australia servers in October, Zeah remap Q4 2016 and Hardcore vaping-scrossfit-vegan-ironman coming next, the Evolution of combat is as real as Darwinism evolution theory" +"It seemed small at the time, when I sought help for alcohol abuse in the air force's drug and alcohol program. At first the program was structured so that I would have been out in 6-12 weeks without really learning anything. Then a captain took over the program and changed it from time based to goal based so we had to come up with some goals that we could meet and get ourselves out of the program. I finished my Associate's that I had been putting off for 4 years, aced the physical fitness test twice, won awards at the group level and Numbered Air Force and really set myself up for success when I separated. I also started hiking and summitted around 50 mountains in the last three years.",God damn that's how you officer. +Nice try FBI PAC.,"It's because the FBI has endorsed trump, right?" +Wouldn't be mad if Affleck casted this guy as Riddler just saying...,"IT'S SOUL, BATMAN" +"don't know where your from, but there is nothing that bothers me more than the fact that I cant sweep my own office because that's a union job.",Fair point. +me_irl,somebody remember me +Canadian here. My German grandmother kept her sewing stuff in the round blue danish cookie tins. I have no explanation.,"Chilean here, my mom and grandmother did the same" +Best I can do is 50,"750000, and I don't gouge your eyes out." +"What do you guys think is the single strongest talent in the game? Basically, the title. What non-ult talent grants a hero the single largest power spike, relative to other heroes?",Holy Ground. +I liked the previous comments method better but I'll do it.,"Lol, you can still say it when you click the link!" +"He used to have hella scoops, now it seems like he's just as likely to speculate.","I mean he probably at least dissected a bird as an augury, you know?" +democracy,democratic republic +I'm sorry you're such an angry person. Hopefully things will get better.,I thought you were done with the conversation? +Comfortable Not drinking too much,Regular exercise at the gym (three days a week) +Lmao!!!,darius hep or dariu shep +Is there an app or website with a t12 loadout builder? I've heard mentionings but I'm never able to find one.,Ishtar commander shows T12 as well. +"Is Anonymous over? The hacktivist group declared war on Trump, and then disappeared",The Russians got 'em. +"Yeah this is really my only major complaint with CIG. They did the same thing with Star Marine. If something's going to be delayed by a significant amount of time (IE months) *just tell us*. Yeah there will be a few salty people around if they announce the delay now, but IMO it does a lot more harm in the long term to string everyone along endlessly and make them think something's about to come out soon and then make them wait for months/years at a time. And it's not like the community is jumping to unwarranted conclusions. They literally said SM was weeks not months away over a year ago, and they directly advertised SQ42 for 2016. I mean if they don't meet those deadlines that's fine, just let us know. Otherwise you end up with people not believing anything you say. I don't believe for a second we'll see 3.0 in 2016, and honestly I'm 50/50 on if we'll even see SQ42 until the end of next year at this point.",Yes but continually stringing along appears much much better than delayed indefinitely +Oh man I'm gonna miss mining out there. Kind of wish it would have remained BLM land,Kidding aside- I like having spots for campfires and dogs... +Nobel Prize Winner Fulfills Promise To Leave US After Trump Victory,If only Amy Dunham or Lena Schumer did the same +"Apparently the existing mods are better than what has been done to the remaster. Though I'd still wait for the modding scene to start adapting to the remaster, it's not long to wait anyway.","Agreed, and I was aware, but it was nicer to see a canonical/official remaster anyway especially when free for me." +Predict the Battery Life of the Switch I'd say it's gonna be 3-4 hours. What do you think?,4.5 +And don't come back!,Guard Cat reporting for duty +Trump Child-Rape Accuser to Speak Today,"Hey, c'mon, it was just locker room rape." +Cheese grater flair request Because fuck Green Bay,Post this in the megathread +"We've been bitching about the electoral college since 2000 and nobody has bothered to do anything about it. A system where the candidate who *loses* the popular vote can win the election is a perversion of democracy. More people wanted Hillary Clinton than Trump, so why should Trump get the white house?",Because California and New York shouldn't be the only places represented. +Thats a horrible argument,It's a direct use of your supposition. +"Well yeah. I can cry, I can't even compete with the worst the NFL has to offer from even their just fired training camp guys. Like guys not good enough for practice squad.",Blame white people. +;n; when you try your best and you don't succeed...,"I know m8, it hurts... :[" +"Will I get fired if they're fined? I'm a salesfloor associate for a Neighborhood Market. And I've been recently called up front to run a register. They gave me numbers to operate one. But, I've never been properly trained for it. I've never even taken a single CBL for register. And I've actually heard that it's illegal for me to even be on one if I haven't taken the alcohol CBL. How do I get caught? Or how can I report it? And does that mean I get terminated if they are caught having me run register? I've told them countless times I can't run one without my CBLs. Yet, instead of giving me access to said CBLs, or keeping me off the register, they still insist on making me run one. I'd actually love to see this store fined for it. Nothing gets done in my department in expense for another cashier. It's kinda unfair on me when I'm always on register and also expected to have my share of work done at the end of the day as well.","I doubt you personally get fined, but the store can, if the training is required in your state." +HVOR,DU +It's not like he was participating in any fighting.,Yeah I was being facetious. +"IDK man. An mITX build + monitor +keyboard + mouse isn't that far off when you have a laptop with a 21 screen. Sure, a single 21 unit is still easier, there's not much of a gap. Unless you just meant for only for your brother (rather relating to the laptop in the post), which is probably a 17.3 beast like a NP9172 or GT73. I can see how that would make a lot more sense.",A big laptop is still much easier to fit in a suitcase/bag than a small PC + 21 monitor... +Shkreli will be laughing,He owes us a lot of previously-unheard music. +Someone should have really stuck it on the home page by now,Or put it in the sidebar or something.....oh wait +You crazy.,Id rather watch another thrilling thursday night football game between the jags and the bucks than the biggest baseball game in 10+ years +Daniel Cormier on Twitter We make the walk again very soon,"If Rumble beats Cormier and successfully defends against Jon Jones, does that mean he's the undisputed LHW goat?" +"I say it almost every week, Jeff Locke, MVP.",Totally worth a fifth lol +"Actually, earlier than that; in hgss, the kanto bike shop is out of business because the Johto shop is doing so well (Because you helped advertise for it earlier in the game)",it was closed on gsc too +"Ask her if she will wash your hair for you. Seriously just have her wash you hair while you sit on the ground, it feels so good",With...with her boobs? +A co-worker got tired of people asking where Ed is,Is ED a golden retriever that hides underneath the blankets +"I'ts the media scores I respect i.e the biggest names MMafighting, sherdog and bloodyelbow. I'll say again, in no round did I see Edgar have any effective offence, he might connect with some strikes but every single time in EVERY round Aldo paid him back with more damage than he took. If you gave even a single round to Edgar it's because you simply didn't comprehend what was happening in the fight.","You are delusional dude I'm sorry, aldo basically didn't strike for 4 and a half minutes." +"Isn't it so funny when it's about something that doesn't matter, like a game? But Donald Trump and his uneducated hordes are very much real. If you are over 18 VOTE ON NOVEMBER 8TH.","Better yet, if you are voting for Trump, vote on November 28th!" +Poll: 28 percent of Florida Republicans voted for Hillary Clinton,Online polls are unscientific and mean nothing....By George look at this unscientific poll about how well she is doing. +LOL. Streetwear getting militant.,*cringe* +u mad?,"Blitz is a unique robot that has feelings, but I thought you should know that other bots (like the automod) don't get mad" +Which children's film or TV show is actually a masterpiece?,How to train your dragon. +"Galtier and Magress BFFS? [//disc] So Galtier has 10% instant OD fill, and Magress has 2 turn damage immunity UBB. Do you see where I'm going with this? Will five Galtier, (I know it's ridiculous lol). But will five Galtier and Magress be able to infinitely keep damage immunity up? Or since you've whaled for five Galtier, why not make it six and just use his own ubb instead. Does this work and you win everything forever, or am I missing something here?","I'm pretty sure everything can be buff wiped except chance angel idol, HP buff, and barriers." +Me too!,Same! +And everyone will talk about how the Warriors defense is bottom in the league cause we'll be allowing 120 points per game. Doesn't matter that they win by 80!,Oh stop +Might want to check that spelling bruv,I knowwwww I noticed after I'd posted it. +Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but medical research firms and pharmaceutical companies are some of the most bloated and corrupt organizations on the face of the Earth.,Still more useful than building more tanks. +I disagree with your username,Are you from Florida? +"Reddit, what do you look like?",Like your mother.. if your mother were a guy. +Self portrait,"Must be from the future, I don't get the reference yet" +How the Sugar Industry Buys Academia and Politicians -,Because they are so sweeeet. +Have you even watched it?,Sooooooo bad +RemindMe! 1 day what's the riddle?,He posted the riddle lol +"Dude, we got a cfw framework. So maybe something could happen now?","It depends upon the devs now, maybe someone is currently playing with the framework and making a new UI?" +CMH1. We don't have these at MKE unfortunately.,"Columbus, etna?" +"That should be enough to get PA, possibly even MI and most of the other rust belt states.",20% black vote puts NY in play +Ikea.,"Instructions unclear, dog is now coffee table." +KD will probably deserve to be put in. And fan vote doesn't control the reserves,"Obvoiusly KD should be put in, and I'm not talking reserves, I'm talking about starters" +Did someone say Chaperone!? - Triple H as he runs in with a copy of The Chaperone.,Who's ready for some field tripping? +"If you could describe FIFA 17 in one word, what would it be? I think I would say 'Unfair'. Don't know how many times i've said that when im conceding a goal.",Meh +I see hillary as a evil corrupt puppet of corporate america while trump is just a rich asshole loudmouth. But still trump is the better choice.,But... Trump *IS* corporate America. +"Lemme guess, whenever Christmas music comes on out of season: *I looooove Christmas music! It makes me sooooo happy!* = Insane","More of, in october frequently yelling ITS CHISTMASSSSSSS" +The next person you make eye contact with will have sex with you. What do you do now?,"*Look down, look down, don't look them in the eye...* Until I look at my crush." +Yeah I have this problem with curls. My freakishly strong biceps are constantly launching weights and just general everyday items right into my face.,That sounds like a problem I'd like to have +What's the most interesting piece of movie trivia you know ?,Bruce's Dad said that they filmed Braveheart in 3 weeks +If they got rid of the electoral college every election would go to the Democrats. And California would dictate every election. Fact of the matter is that there are more registered Democrats than Republicans. Don't like changing it at all.,When we get rid of illegals we will never lose another election. +Not quite sure about the last one: ismell - Apple's new cologne! Order now and get one of the rare special editions without scent. Only 399$.,I'm not too sure colonge makes scents either because it *is* a scent. +"Like when CVS wrote the declaration of independence? Or when Walmart announced the emancipation proclamation? I get what you're saying, we're a prosperous nation because lots of big money lives here, sure, but the CEO of McDonald's has not shaped America in any way other than *physically* shaping Americans.","I remember when General Electric marched on Washington and declared, I have a dream (to sell light bulbs and nuclear weapons)." +"If we had three-day weekends, we'd be more productive since we have to accomplish the same amount in less time. Plus more time off means more time for people to spend money, which drives the economy.",how about a 1 hour work week guise +$20 Razer Adaro In-Ears,plz no +"Wanting to work on my drive with putters. Is there a better option than my SSS Wizard? I've got five SSS Wizards that I love for close range putting but my goal is to stockpile for fieldwork with the intent of fixing my drives (Right now my Lat 64 River is around 300ft). Should I grab more SSS Wizards and throw them farther or switch to something like a Judge, Aviar, Harp, or even an Evo Wizard? Thanks",Star Dart +They still migrated. Everyone is descended from migrants. That is the story of human history.,"Well, except Ethiopians." +Superstore Season 1 Bloopers,Is that Mark McKinney's real voice now? +"How? To undo this, you have to start with environmental studies and jump through a bunch of hoops.",Pass a EO waiving the studies needed. +Amazon dream? What's that?,Like the American Dream^TM but available with next day delivery. +\^\^\^ Proof that Trump supporters don't quite get the English language.,So she is going to the glue factory! +"Definitely 4 little Hitlers though, right everyone?",Clone bone! +"You die and find out god is real, what do you say to him before he casts you to hell?",That omnipotent prick already knows what I got to say to him. +"No, just when she's about to die. Kind of a morbid way to give a gift.","Well, at least it's not a ring that she needs to bite out of one's finger..." +"- Big Bad Wolf - Grim Reaper - Headless Horseman - Geppetto - ~~Maleficent~~ - Old Hag - Green Lady - x amount of Werewolves It's a pretty daunting list, imo.","Our hero roles still outnumber though, unless the werewolves count but I cant imagine that being fair" +"Who is a superstar you think WWE shafted? To me Christian was completely wasted as a singles main eventer. He went from being Christian Cage to being (what my friend described him as) Diet Edge. He could have been a great top guy, I remember watching TNA as a kid and seeing him beat Samoa Joe. When he returned to the WWE I was so excited to see him become a top star but I was so disappointed soon after. Another guy I think was shafted was Dean Ambrose, I marked the hell out when HHH won the rumble but in retrospect it should have been Ambrose. Even though WWE eventually pulled the trigger on him, they should have done it sooner.",Bo Dallas +What song do you listen to when you are sad?,Anything by American Football or Nick Drake or any sad music really. +"Jerry Jones propping that door open for Romo this morning, saying on a possible qb change you know it when you see it",This could really hurt a young QBs confidence or sour him on the team we saw it last year +Trolling ends with love,Holy fuck youre cringey +"Is the act of ordering from the dark net illegal? Been lurking for a longtime and too scared to order because of fear of LE. However, cannabis will be legal in Maine in just over a month and I don't think there will be stores where one can purchase for a much longer period of time. Would ordering some kind greenery be a crime when it is legal here? Is the actual act of using the dark net for a legal substance an issue with LE?",It's illegal in a sense of tax evasion as well. +Are you hitler? The name seems a little too suspicious,"no, no im not." +"Gems. Gems are truly outrageous. So first off, I'd like to say I'm a strictly F2P player. That being said, I am pretty meticulous about how I spend my hard-earned currency. I'm curious on how others use theirs. Even for the P2Pers, what do you guys mostly spend your gems on? I noticed that zelnite is currently a featured unit for a 3 gem gate cost. I really want him, so I'm thinking 3 gems might be low enough. So what is your guys' guilty pleasure in this game to splurge your gems on? And do you have any horror stories? Mine for example, i spent 40 gems on a 5 gem gate and got 5 dupes and some mediocre units.",I don't think anyone has made it a point to say... Get a Zelnite! +"About 71 million watch final presidential debate, beating 2008 and 2012",Donald the reality TV star does care about TV ratings. +TOTALLY NOT CONFIRMED,What about kai buu saga? +How would they set up a bot to snatch the name if they don't even know what the name is?,A bot that scans for common words and phrases. +I'm voting for Trump,IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUMP RIGHT WE HATE TRUMP +"failing school and washing dishes isn't exactly success, if you applied your work ethic to real life you would be much happier and succesful. stop tricking yourself into thinking what you're doing is healthy",Ohhhh you're a troll my bad :) +For Fuck's Sake,"I know this person died, but MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" +"More than 1,300 elderly people go missing in China every day, report says",Solent Grey? +Why do girls never know where to look during hair trick videos. They always look so awkward.,What is the resonant frequency of a clitoris? +Oh yeah lol this is the only one I ever went to and when she told me about it I was like yeah I'm just gonna wear regular clothes no one wants to see that,Haha I feel that in my soul way too much. +"I have a counter argument to all the people saying this is a good idea. The game will lose its charm and fun of the trade and market if this were to be implemented. I played RS for almost 10 years now and it has always felt different since the GE was put in. It is definitely a useful tool, but you will miss the signs and bargaining of trading on USwest3. It seems tiring and like a waste of time now, but you will miss it.","It literally just speeds things up, trading is USW3 is just so boring, all you do is hold control and press enter and v a lot until somebody trades you" +"Sorry, where have you saw 7/23/2015?","When you click on the copyright name and you see all the info, you should see it at the bottom" +Store Owners? What tricks do you use to get customers to spend more money?,Extended warranties. +I'm still holding a grudge against Cracker Barrel - late 80s/early 90s??,I've never set foot in a Cracker Barrel so that solves that. +I wish Jameis would call me and yell at me like this at regular intervals during my day. I'd fuck up a whole lot less,Something tells me he would whether you wanted it or not. +Another good long drive here would be just peachy.,I don't care as long as we get 7 +Toilet doors in Germany,100% accurate +"Good Question Anon, Good Question",I hope this gets some visibility today on MSM. +Spot the ball...,Game isn't flawed you just suck. +"But it's not like they're working 8 hours a day, though.",Don't have to +Number of times I have PMed female redditors asking for sex: 8. Number of times a female has PMed me for sex: 0.,"Dude, you forgot the" +It's not complicated. Extra taxation on parents that want more than one child ought to solve all this just fine.,Worked just fine in China. +"No idea because it's not certain it will be Allen, if he assists or scores this weekend I'd invest everything into him because he would undoubtedly be POTM.","well, its between walcott or allen and walcott won't play tomorrow, he is injured" +Nightmode motherfucker!,Reverse racism exists! +Its quit possible that Russia or some other foreign agency has a sex tape of him. They are using him as an agent.,You forgot the +A specter is haunting the specter of Fascism...,Meta Memes R Us +Opening this while sitting in the shower was weird.,sitting in the shower is the shit. +"Be honest, Rogue One was underwhelming.","I loved the movie, but I'd like to hear why you thought it was underwhelming." +Thank you.,"Also just a note, Even if you have FPS above the hz of the monitor doesnt make it useless, it results in less input delay at the cost of your GPU working more" +Yeah there were horses and a man on fire and he killed a guy with a trident!,That escalated quickly. +I'm kinda stupid but I count two.,it's like an ogre or a parfait +\#DongsOutForKong,##BananaSlamma +"You've been enthralled by the visage of the sun. You are now trapped, forever staring at it. We warned you not to look. You brought this on yourself.",Since I am trapped forever staring at it does that mean I will live forever? +"Help, I think I've become a Char fanboy...just put back some model kits and discovered I had 2 and a half shelves with Char kits....","It's ok, since I started watching The Origin series Char has become my favorite Character." +Question on starter Z crystals,Yes +LPT: Brush your teeth while taking a shower. It cuts down your morning routine time by a bunch.,"Or, it's a great excuse to stand in the hot water for an extra 5 minutes." +Hardly Thin,Suicide Hog +What was a scene from a cartoon that made you cry?,The whole silent montage from 'Up'. +"I'LL WET MYSELF IF WANT, DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.",Stole my line +"List Orange bowler, orange unicorn, lime and orange mariachi, cobalt and saffron pork pie Toppers: * Hard Hat - cert Striker+Sniper * Mariachi Hat - Pink and White * Pirate Hat - Saffron * Top Hat - Crimson Wheels: * Chakram - Burnt Sienna * Disco * Lobo - Burnt Sienna * Pulsus * Rat Rod - Green, Saffron, Lime * Tunica - Purple Certified Decals: * Takumi Anubis - Scorer * Octane Distortion - Aviator * Breakout Falchion - Striker * Dominus Mondo - Striker * Breakout Snakeskin - Aviator * Merc Warlock - Striker","Don't have those items, but I'll give you 6 crates (1, 2, 3, 0) for the FG and lime rat rods." +"The law does not say you are supposed to deduct that. There is no penalty for not taking deductions, there is no taskforce assigned to making sure people don't over pay. The law is not always right, not always fair, and not always what is best. Trump talks about wall street and being for the little guy, but that just doesn't ring true. What does ring true is that he has played by a different set of rules than the voters because he is rich. The same tax system as everyone else? That's the exact opposite of Trump's campaign promises, which are specifically about how there are loopholes that benefit the rich and not the common voter...","Capital loss carryover is not a loophole, it's intentional." +Election Expert Nate Silver: Hillary ONE State Away from Losing to Trump...,Get used to saying President Clinton. +haha I rarely use him but now with phy broly I can use him !!,Still isn't that great sadly :( +Dubai....... beautiful country with beautiful religion(religion of peace). Unbelievable racists.,peace +How much is a certified halo worth?,nada..... just keep man or mam +194 years of curses that Theo has long dicked. That's fuckin incredible.,Plus the 3 and 6 year curses leading up to the 2007 and 2013 world serieses +Thanks!,Requiem over the planet. +"I've posted this before but this was pretty funny at the time: Was at a Rockies/Astros game at Minute Maid, not long after 9/11...maybe around 2002. Was in the archways in the outfield which is right above the entrance for the visitor's bullpen. A fellow Astros fan sees Todd Jones walking into the bullpen and yells, Get in your bunker, IRockie/Iraqi, which is a clever play on words now but at the time...wasn't the smartest thing. Todd Jones looks up at the fan and says, Shut up, dirt cork! First and last time I've ever heard the term 'dirt cork' and I'll never forget it.",What does that even mean? +I give people an inordinate amount of random wins because I get tilted the second I see the dice and just pick something stupid to do to get it over with.,"I do the same thing, but I've been incredibly lucky since 90% of my random opponents end up being zerg which is great for cheese" +8.0: Sins removed.,9.0: Sins re-introduced... in CM packs. +The epitome of liberal arrogance. Selfrekt.,Autocorrect +"Reddit, how do you handle life when it is going well?",Remind myself of the bad times and how everything is temporary. +Weld On Trump: I Fear For The Country.,Any rational person does. +"No matter how badly we lose to the wallabies in rugby, remember we don't have this",DA = Deviant Australians. +"TIL that in 1915, scam artist Charles Hatfield convinced the town of San Diego that he could create rainfall using a secret mix of chemicals. The city offered to pay him $10,000 if he could end their drought, and the 'result,' a few days later, was the town's worst flood of the 20th century.",I mean the drought ended +"I've been doing the same lately and I'm really starting to wonder, do the writers not know the difference between propane and natural gas?","Actually before they made it, they would tour propane stores" +"Man she tells it like it is. I've never heard of a more bullshit occupation than diversity coordinator - or anything containing the word diversity, for that matter.","A requirement for a Bachelor's of Science in Computer Science is a Race and Gender Diversity class, because it makes me a better Software Developer apparently." +"So I take it your office is requiring you to attend your company, or else?",Sa amin ganun. +Rolling tide detergent vs washing a ton machine Air your dirty laundry here,So a Bama player shot off his finger? +Troy Aikman on Cowboys' 'delicate' QB situation: What exactly is Romo going to improve on offense?,All of these old Dallas QBs are salty AF that Tony Romo has the third highest career passer rating of all QBs in NFL history. +UPS Union needs to get with the program,Was it the union that stopped the holiday turkeys? +"They don't know how many hemorrhoids I have, only I do.","Honestly, whatever store you purchase medication from could probably use Beyesian Analysis to figure out exactly how many you have." +Toddler running off with his mom's phone while it's still recording,stabilized? +I wonder if it would still be simple assault if he'd 'followed through'.,Assault and splattery. +Pakistan or India?,Russia +It doesn't look like Bridget Jones' Baby is a flop at all. That WW box office haul is pretty good.,It probably kills it in the uk +"I'm really surprised someone hasn't made a Halo movie happen. After all of these years of people milking the Halo franchise. I think it's a bit too late to make a halo movie now though, they missed the window. But what do I know?",Forward into dawn was in 2012. +Yeah I agree but I consider the two goals he got as quite lucky. I wouldn't count on the ball bumbling around in the box like that week in week out. I thought he was good but he didn't catch my eye. I thought players like Iwobi were actually better. I absolutely agree that Walcott is a good option right now but I personally don't think I'll be transferring him in.,Iwobi might be playing better but Walcott will get the results popping up around the box whereas iwobi will be creating the chances +"From the sentence in the article alone I can't see that they have a winning argument in any legal system that values contracts as binding. To argue that a contract would have to include any and all possible situations is frankly asinine. It's rather that exeptions are included and all other situations is handled according to the general terms. (This is the real meaning of the adage the exception that proves the rule). In this case, if they had wanted to have the contract void if they separated, they should have demanded that clause be included in the contract.","Iif I understand it correctly(I probably don't), the argument is that the contract is illegal and void, since the embryos have a right-to-life through the trust fund connection in Louisiana." +Browns waive Jonathan Cooper,"I suppose there's a chance the cards bring him in during training camp, but they'd probably cut him with the first round of cuts so why even bother unless they're desperate in finding camp bodies." +Just slowly nudge him into the star now.,Might take a while +shucks boyo,"dang, scamp" +I assume she's in... films?,Pertaining to anatomy and biology. +"In regards to Sumerian's New Project where they are looking for a clean vocalist only, who would be your pick and why?",Denis Stoff +What happened?,TheFineBros happened... +"I get that, I love a lot of music, from classical, to jazz, to rock. I just can't stand hip-hop.",Why not? +Is there really someone that could do Robert Baratheon justice ?,Danny DeVito. +It's the only Mel Brooks movie I find funny. Which is apparently a crime against humanity according to most of my friends,Watch the original *Get Smart* +All of my unmitigated witheld arty rage at once.,What got me the most in this picture is that you have no consumables... +"Not to get overly political but fossil fuel is not what I mean by energy independence. It has to do with America not relying upon foreign nations, like Saudi Arabia, a country with MASSIVE human rights violations, that funded 911, is funding isis, and massive Clinton foundation donor. We should be doing zero business with them. When people wanted to boycott one of the Carolinas over trans bathrooms I wondered why no one cared that Saudi Arabia punishes gays with death or jail, atheists and Jews with death or jail, and not to mention lack of women's rights. I'll gladly pay 3$ a gallon for gas to have the money stay in North America.","Fair point, my bad" +"I was not a lawyer. I worked in computer security and was the first point of contact when a CMI happened. In over 50 cases I've handled, no one ever got in trouble. If you want to debate with me about it, you're going to lose.",Would someone in the military caught mishandling classified information be court martialed? +You transphobic bigot! You're wife is a fucking white male and literally drenches herself in cis scum privilage while the most honorable people of our society (trannies) are basically living in concentration camps!,"I read that middle part as 'cis cum' privilege, and died laughing." +"Week One is always weird for us. Last year, the 49ers blew us out... we went 11-5. 2014, we blew the Rams out even worse... we went 7-9.",That Rams game was like the only game Cordarrelle Patterson did anything too. +Who is the Brit dressed like a German prior to D-Day? He has a Lugar that almost isn't returned and you would need subtitles to understand him. Wanted to find the clip on youtube but there doesn't seem to be one.,Please he speaks perfect Cockney. +"What is this? Military related? Brass, 5 1/2 ht, marked Made in Italy on chain's hang tag. Bottom is removable. Holes lead to metal tubes.",More pics maybe? +"How many wins in a row did you menage to get? Title says it all, just curious about other peoples consistency when it comes to winning games. I found myself playing way safer than usual lately, and ever since my average amount of wins a day has improved by a lot.","I've hit a 10 win streak just about a week ago with at least 4+ kills, however, this was in duos." +Jeraffes are dumb.,"No, goats r dum" +"This god damn traffic. Who said it is only a state of mind?! It is so frustrating. You woke up early to beat your 8AM Time-In just to be stuck for a 3-hour traffic jam starting from Marikina to C5-Ortigas. And now, you're already 1 and a half hour late for work, you will arrive at your office and all people will stare at you like Wow, you have some guts to be this late. and you will just give them that What-am-I-supposed-to-do-I-left-at-5:30AM face !!! Aside from all the criticisms that you will get, it's no surprise when you look at your paycheck at the end of the month with all those salary deductions for tardiness. We have a 9.6 working hours in our office. Coming from the IT field, this 9.6 hours could be more extended as we need to support. Do note that this is an OT-TY. IT'S GOD DAMN FRUSTRATING. Everyday, I've been wasting 7 hours just for my travel from home to office and vice-versa. 7 FUCKING HOURS. WHO SAID THAT THIS IS JUST A STATE OF MIND? (WELL, FUCK YOU, SIR. FUCK YOU.) Please. Please let us fix this traffic. Let us save lives.",Nasagasaan din ako ng C5 traffic bro haha high fives all around +"This is exactly the point. I've seen a chaplain who was great at her Hoover (also secretly a lesbian), I've seen another who was virtually Hitler and thought ouija board were the work of the devil. They need to switch the title back to school counselor and require a psych degree.",I'd have thought lesbians would go for Dysons. +But hes not technically president. I hate the fucker but until be takes the oath he isnt president.,So you're saying that Argentina's president had no idea he was talking to someone who could use the power of the presidency in 3 months if he didn't help him with his businesses? +"In what way? What proof whatsoever do you have of this? People keep bringing up 'Russia hacking' but they didn't hack anything actually related to elections / voting systems. The systems aren't even connected to the Internet and to change votes, you need to take apart the front cover of the voting machine and have access to the card reader which is covered by tamper proof tape. No reports were found of any kind where anyone saw tampering of the systems. No solid proof is even found too that Russia did the hacking. They have signatures of programs/exploits that are commonly used by Russians but that's about it. As someone who hacks for a living, I can tell you that public exploits or exploits on underground networks aren't hard to come by.",Like I said photos taken by people who were involved in the recount. +That's the story of the last 6.5 years.,Seems like it goes back to 2002. +"full game Tyler1 vs Phreak. Tyler1 crushes Phreak early game , and with his intelligent map play finishes the game in 24 minutes",Are you his girlfriend or something? +"I made myself sit through the entire movie of Nine Lives, and survived to tell my thoughts:","Oh, I thought you were talking about the horror movie one with Paris Hilton." +The one time I can saw I was relieved to get Rick Roll'd.,*Say +My mom specifically said no lasers when I left my house that morning in 1992. I had other plans.,I looked for a Borg-like laser in that flower but am not seeing it. +"we know not where we went we know not how he disappeared however, we know deep in our hearts that he is enjoying a martini","And that he has a lot of cops on his payroll, if we find him the cops will kill us and he will walk out like a hero" +W E W E W E W E W,W E W E W E W E What are we doing? +Ian Holloway. Sure I remember seeing their chairman saying some glowing things about him in the past...,He got us relegated to League 1 mate...... +So I was the only one to predict that there would be no DNF's?,I thought Grosjean would be the one to DNF with brake issues... +"The problem is with many newer cars, the dash is always lit and visible. This is why so many drivers out there forget to turn on their headlights at night.",That....and their inability to properly be aware of their surroundings. +"Yes, it's an RPG without a base inventory.","it has a base inventory for materials, these commodities should be materials and not cargo." +r/asablackman,Was waiting for some SRS type to dismiss the opinion and experiences of a minority because wrongthink. +The pats defense is frustrating to watch because they give up a million yards then decide to get it together once the other team is knocking on the door. They're 14th YPG but 3rd in PPG.,The Matt Patricia special aka The Liver Killer +"Baseball is such a terrible answer. We know that: - By the 24th century, it will be relegated to a handful of enthusiasts watching old games on a space station near Bajor. - By the 31st century, they'll have finally jazzed it up, changed the name, banned robot players and made steroids mandatory. So, we know it doesn't survive in any recognisable shape by then. Which means that, by the year 4000, it'll be less known than the Jeu de Paume.",And even nowadays only a few other countries other than the US care about Baseball: Japan and a few Caribbean and Central American countries mostly +Today is the worst.,hey hopefully the dick watches the movies +V2 Impossible rep,it's already done so you're wrong +"God, the Kirovs are such monsters. Nuclear powered, more missiles than you can fire, damn-near impenetrable air defense. As a warship enthusiast, its sad that they fell on such hard times after the breakup of the Soviet Union. As an American, thank god they never saw action against us.","Yeah, like Iowa was the epitome of a battleship, Kirov is an epitome of missile cruiser (at least for now)." +Insane body control by Angel Rice,"If I could do that, I really would train hard to become a Ninja." +"So because my *farmor* (dad's mom) was born in Sweden and lived in Canada before moving to America, my dad's not really American?",Please report yourself for immediate deportation +This is what I don't get when somebody tells me people voted for Trump on anything other than racial issues. He started his political career on the platform that our first black president wasn't legitimate. Well I say our first orange president isn't legitimate unless he can prove he isn't just a Russian puppet.,"Not racist, just \#1 with racists and racist sympathizers" +Well la de da. Look at Mr. Fancypants sitting on his fancy box. Had to stand at my old job.,Didya trah tornning it awf n awn? +Such a vicious circle.,"No, that's called a delicious circle." +"Ehhhhh, this is a bit too close to voter suppression imo. Joking about November 28th, sure, but this is really blatantly just saying don't vote.","If someone is listening to a subreddit and it convinces them not to exercise their rights, that's their fault." +My work runs and incentive program. I don't know if i want to work less hard because of it...,Tell Google? +even the refs did nothing while it was happening. unreal,"To be fair, the refs don't break up fights, just the linesmen, who were busy as there was a line brawl going on, so they were a bit busy" +"Ive got an old Physx card somewhere in my collection, cant get it to work with the modern drivers in an older computer sadly.",For Windows 7 64bit: Driver:1.1.1.15 date 18 dec 2007 Worked for me. +WHY WAS THIS NOT POLLED?! (Pet Rock Easteregg),I thought I was the first one to post this ;( +"Had exactly the same question, but bought it anyway this morning, found games pretty fast, once or twice it took more than two minutes",Thanks! +You'd rather have 1 Super Bowl instead of 4? Consider it done.,Say no more fam +"I've raced against Bobby Labonte, AJ Allmendinger, William Byron, Josh Berry, Parker Kligerman, Timmy Hill, and Ty Majeski. The only one I had a bad experience with was Byron.",I had Chase Elliott land on me during a practice session at Pocono once +Take a guess why,Because it doesn't work and there is no proof that it works. +Now we just need the FedEx/UPS guy to deliver.,"Good luck, looks like the business is closed again." +"Are Pantheists atheists without balls? I bring this up after having a chat with numerous pantheists. They claim the universe and existence itself, which we are part of, is 'god'. As an atheist I think of god as a supernatural deity that can bend the rules of the universe to his will. Since there is no evidence of this, it can be dismissed without evidence. But Pantheists assert that existence itself is god. The problem I have with this proof is, it doesn't tell me anything. It takes the word god and applies it to a the natural world. Well I believe in the natural world, and I'll assert most atheists probably do as well. The difference between an atheist and a pantheist is atheists are not so ashamed to call themselves atheists that they need to be intellectually dishonest about what words actually mean. If the natural world exists as it would without a god, then why call it god?",Deists are atheists without balls. +"Who's the best pro rifler player that can use the AWP? top of my head: coldzera, stewie, f0rest, olof, shox, s1mple, NiKo. also, this is not from best to worse, just random order.",im gunna have to go with dev1ce. +"Since we didn't emit greenhouse gasses back then, you also can't claim they caused the extinctions. Current climate change is changing the status quo of the last 12.000 years, at a faster pace than any change in climate before, but the climate has changed more slowly before.",I should have added +He says that Trump will mean change because his administration is a house of cards displacing the entrenched powers. He's calling his picks patronage. Does that seem positive to anyone? He's very clearly implying Trump's administration will collapse and create an opening for actual change. I don't see how this is at all pro-Trump.,Clinton supporters will see it that way. +Who is the smartest person you have ever met?,That one guy who never said anything. +The curl of that wave,Looks like a sheet of ice. +"Well, I have a healthy scepticism about public servants in general. If they're happy then chances are it's something to be angry about.",You must be a bag of fun at parties .... +Was just about to type this exact comment and noticed yours lol,ditto haha +"I mean you can mute them, I generally just greet people, wait for them to greet me and squelch. Also, it was a joke.","I understand what you mean, I just stated this because someone might not understand what was going on with it and tie it to political agendas, while in reality it was just a quality of life improvement." +I find it incredible how many people have the exact same thought that someone with a popular post had a day or two before,Weird minds think alike. +The Republicans Blackmailed America. Vote for us or we won't let anything happen.,"Vote us in to do bad things, or we'll paralyze your ability to do good things" +So quoting someone doesn't show their value? Got it. Glad you are so logical at how you retain information.,Letting asinine bs like this dominate the conversation instead of policy has derailed this election cycle. +I also don't want to play tOSU again either...,Can we just play Auburn and Florida again instead? +And a gofundme account was immediately started by democratic supporters to repair the 10K in damage. They blew through that goal in hours.,This just might be my fav part of this entire circus act. +Dude looks kinda like Paul Ryan,Not enough gains +I was talking about the IW sub.,There's loads of them +Who would have guessed ....,The racists apparently. +"I don't see why piFS wouldn't work. I mean, you wouldn't get 100% compression and it'd be horrifically slow, but it seems plausible.","It's a github link mate, you can try it yourself to see if it works or not." +Actually its a game about meeting for cigars and whisky,Never Daud it. +"It's part of the Reddit welcome pamphlet, included are 'up to speed' guides which include explanations on scaling by banana, why safes are never to be trusted, and the unidan incident",I think the swamps of degobah have to also be included as well. +Imbue summon stones into legndary summon stones that summon 4 star or better,How about just paying 750 crystals to summon the exact nat 4 or nat 5 that I want +We'll never be legit and a threat to these people until we win the final game.,Hey we won our final game last year! +I'm older then the Blue Jackets this year.,Aren't you that every year? +"I really want to see a fully choreographed dance session with props and taunting, with like 5 players at once. Just go for broke with a super over the top celebration. I wouldn't even be mad about it if it happened with my team.","NFL announces four game suspensions for Fletcher Cox, Connor Barwin, Malcolm Jenkins, Bennie Logan, and Tom Brady." +I'd totally use it if there was SMS fallback. That's the incentive. Right now it's completely useless to me since I can't send a message to anyone without that spammy Install Allo! message **and** my number showing up as some random crap.,"To be fair, it only shows that the first time you message them." +... that's the weirdest explanation of distance I've ever seen.,I've got the most confused erection. +A player drew the party as the class you are most like in real life,Paladin number three's expression is very saucy; what is he up to? +*Seen at 12:36 p.m.,k +We'll miss you Carrie Fisher. May the force be with you.,"I just opened a booster box tonight and got this card, I know it sounds dumb but it was pretty cool." +can i get banned for changing language on other server? i want to play on russian server and ill change my language on english can i get banned for this?,No +Lmfao. The guy couldn't convince Democratic primary voters to be the nominee somehow would do much better in a general election that has much more moderates and centrists? This is why Bernie lost. Because of self delusion and his fans couldn't face the reality is that they lost.,The DNC admitted it was rigged in their defense against the lawsuit. +We need paper ballots to stop Russia hacking votes #DefendOurVotes,WEW +World Championship Tag,"We're slowly monetizing the games of your youth, but we're cool!" +It's really difficult since there's no example in the game files.,ow *sadface* +"didn't even list your GPU, I'm assuming it's one of those fancy smancy flux capacitor types.",Go ahead and assume its a pallet of 1080 TI's +was okay with this until i realised thats my sisters name. now i just feel dirty,Wasn't okey until I saw that your sister have the same name ;) +When you're a former tag team champion but are also Murph,Bliss this post +What has the most dedicated fan base?,Firefly +I just want a vosik mask :D,Just use the ats arachnid helmet +Probably because drunk e3 was such a disaster that they couldn't even get any videos out of it,Capsule force? +"Yeah, I never understood bloatware, it's like it's a decision made by old men who don't even use technology. Pretty much everyone hates it, I don't see the benefit.",You've clearly never driven anywhere w/ the help of a monthly VZ Navigator subscription. +Why cant all games be like this?,Tfw other team getting constantly reverse spawn killed because of all the squad spawns +"Yeah we totally don't care one bit. Not like trump claims to drain the swamp and then goes on to elect ceos and millionaires to cabinet positions. But hey, EMAILS!!!",Being rich and wanting to drain the swamp are not mutually exclusive. +Absolutely finished frames. We're trying to figure out what to do with them. Parts are hard to find.,"List them on r/gunsforsale I'd buy one as a long term project, u/coyotebanned will too, he's been volunteered." +Cheryl Tunt,Carol* +Even the pound wants us to remain..,The pound should respect the result and get behind making brexit a success. +"also, they both do that thing where, after scoring a basket, they clap their hands and shout Very glad that went in, now we move onto some defense!",and we witness the birth of a meme +Stewart is insufferable. What an ass. Condescending from the get-go. Posh reacted because she has self-respect.,Yea his witty compliments shouldn't be tolerated. +So it's not running in widescreen?,*whoosh* +Absolutely none in Japan,Everything sells out in Japan +"So you gave $30,000 more to animals than to humans? Its good to know where the first world's priorities are.","Humans come and go, animals will only be here for so long before we make them go extinct" +China donates 50 ambulances to Ukraine,That's nice of them +What video,Do a Youtube search for ME ME ME and brace for surreal nippon NSFW. +"Don't do it right away Peyton. A lot of people think Elway just bullshitted his way into it but he ran an AFL team for a while, was part of our draft scouts in 2001, and scouted FAs in his last few years as a player. Take a minor role first and grow into it.","Yeah, don't pull a Jordan." +Mouse Can Everything,Upvote for bananya +"But I feel you, I'm not American, but I'm also just 2 months away from legally voting and we have a pretty important initiative to vote on in one month. Kinda sucks.",Mind me asking what country? +$10mil down $43 to go (repost due to bad math that people seem to care about from a joke post),Not even proper math can save this post +"Yet another dialogue remix(Richtofen's memories) *Blundell poking a liquid divinium in a fire in Treyarch studios* My name, is Jason Blundell, und I have been trying so very hard to satisy the community. Long ago, I made a promise, a vow, to moneywhore for Activision. In order to keep my word, I have made bad endings, very bad endings. I do not regret the pain I have caused, because none of it really matters. This map, this ending. All of it, will soon be gone. *shows the black ops trilogy combusting into flames* I have lied, *story intel pans across screen* I have cheated, *the revelations rocks pans across screen* I have deceived. *images of the staves pans across screen* All for a story the community could never understand. I would not change a single thing. Activision thinks I do not know, but I do. The comics... will protect me. Just something I thought was funny and wanted to jump onto the bandwagon of memes.",This is actually pretty good. +"Tasty You'll notice I'm not ranked very high in ranked this season, but that's largely because I just haven't really played after all of my old team stopped.",I cannot see your profile on SMITE +It's $500 per plan per part,"Welp, now I know what I'm doing once (RY)Zen and Skylake release." +Euthanasia is not a service provided by Brampton Animal Services.,It sure was earlier this year. +"Rare natural occurrence in Yamal peninsula in Russia. These ice balls were made by wind, they are found along the coast for as long as 18km. Locals have never seen them before.",So theres a chance somewhere some how a snowman magical formed outta thin air? +With the election less then a week away The_Donald has gone off the f*cking deep end. Accusing Hillary of being involved in a Satanic Child Sacrifice Ring without a hint of sarcasm.,will believe hillary is involved in sevret global child sex abuse ring because some 3 year old post on reddit won't believe the possibility trump probably sexually assaulted a bunch of women despite mountains of evidence +Team of the Week Tom Brady (Limited Time),That Mariota will be sex for solos +"If you're worried about finishing too quick, just have a wank directly before you begin having sex.",Why is this a bad idea? +Not sure if this helps but you can own more than one of the same skill capes so do you have to do all that?,"it seems unlikely, the hooded cape is an item id different than the one without." +Downgraded from an iPhone 6 Plus to an iPhone SE and am shocked by how much better it is in almost every way!,"I really love my SE too, 4 is the perfect screen size" +"From all the shitty things ever done, the worst was Hillary ordered the assassination of Harambe.","I don't know, Trump throwing a toddler into Harambe's home was a dick move" +Who wears something like that in public?,"Not basement dwellers like you, certainly." +"Fear not, my child, for you shall be saved if you embrace Raytheism.",I'd rather **GO FLIPPIN' CRAZY** with my #B R O N C O B O Y S +"Welp, I guess you're just up shit creek without a paddle. I don't mean to be rude, but that's pretty much it. Unless you mentally put clothes on him whenever he's on the screen/page.",Could someone make a version of the scans with some kind of covering on Puck and whenever there are any nudes? +"Okay Google Hotword not working in ROMs Hey, for everyone who has a custom ROM with Google Assistant, does the okay Google hotword recognition work for you. I've ran Simple AOSP(currently), BenzoRom, PureNexus, Resurrection Remix Nougat and it's has been a common problem with all. I don't think that it's just me, just wondering if there is a fix for it.",Works fine on pure nexus 7.0 (nov) +"Reducing corporate tax isn't the same as reducing income tax on wealthy individuals. I think we should tax rich people at a high rate still. (And if we're cutting corporate tax, then we should increase taxes on the rich even more)",Yeah but corporations just hoard money so they aren't reinvesting either. +"One of the sources on a recording discussed alleged deals the Clintons had made, **but because the person was not from inside the Clinton Foundation**, prosecutors thought the evidence wasn't solid enough to justify an aggressive investigation, according to The Journal. So, hearsay? Seriously, this article provides nothing.","I read on reddit that Clinton killed someone, the FBI should totally investigate" +And replaced by??,The infallible free market! +Mate it's always the same answer: assassins have mobility she has not.,"Mate it's always the same answers : mages have range and cc, assassins have not" +The hallmark of every Clinton Foundation^TM hitman is not finishing a target off and allowing him to live an extra two hours.,What a super effective strategy! +There is no reason to have any limit to trades. Its like limiting your draft picks to 6 and the rest have to be autopicks.,"I told my commisioner unlimited trades, but he wasn't hearing it." +"Ottomans were pretty obvious i guess ;) Sadly, im already at 1800. My first complete ironman though, i will post a short AAR this weekend.",only a player snakes that hard for moscow :P +There are drones that don't move. They're called sentries.,Too bad there are no sentry mining drones. +Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale...,A tale of a fateful ship +"Oh, IcePoseidon.",Agreed.. +Breaking all of Youtube's new guidlines.,Oh great so now those retards who open up different toys will make all the money lol +"33,000 Hillary Emails Will Be Posted in November (SUUUUUUUUUUUUURPRISE!)","This won't matter, do it NOW" +How come you aren't calling for a recount of New Hampshire which had by far the smallest margins?,"Apart from NH - MN and NV were also both tighter than PA, they should do recounts there too for this integrity they talk about..." +"I haven't found any dryers in Yukon, where is it?",somewhere on the big highway running through the map +add trebuchet pls need to launch 90kg projectile over 300m but bfg not good enough pls add damage: 150max 100min rof: 1rpm range: 50-300stud good rank unlock: 90 accuracy: very ^pls,r/TrebuchetMemes is leaking +Anybody got a biggie Tee they want to sell?,If you mean a shirt larger than my TTS I got some biggie tees +This isn't just an adult like the last tape. This is a fucking child. What kind of locker room is this?,Penn State. +Leafolas! You were almost there,"Yeah, it's less confused for a Lego thing that way, but I like how Legoleaves sounds" +Niantic please listen to this guy! This balancing issue makes badass pokemons weak af and a fix is easy long overdue,r +ALl i know is that d wade was the best then his knee's hit that part o flife wheter they go mr. fuck hte game bro an dthen they gonna win chapship im telling you ints going to be tor vs. lac but chi is gonna be the other team in the ecf cavs gonna choke an lelbrun gonna be undner cheiving first time ever,Are you drunk? +"Or, we could just do better a looking at the interest of the rural working class, its not a zero-sum game, both interests are important.","I disagree, we're fundamentally opposed and our interests run counter to one another" +LOK Villain Party,Ugh alright I'll watch the whole show over again. +My son is so good at the cyber you wouldnt believe it.,Are you sure he isn't backtraced? +My high school fling's shiny new tattoo before getting shipped off to prison for statutory rape,It's got what rapists crave. +"58 and just bought a PS4. Where to start? My uncle (58) and I have always connected over our love of movies. He lives 10 hours away, and has just gone through 3 tragedies where both of his parents and his closest friend just passed away. Having lost everyone close to him, I've just convinced him to buy a PS4 so that we can hang out and have some fun. He's never played ANY video games before, so I'm trying to figure out how to ease him into it. He bought the Uncharted 4 bundle, but I'm thinking of starting him out with Until Dawn (heavy story, easy gameplay) and possibly Driveclub. Diablo 3 might be next, since it's multiplayer and easy to jump in to. Any other suggestions?",The last of us and bastion. +*That other tank game*,Tanki? +"Opinions? First time wearing something like this, please be gentle",Can't wait for more. +All in one. But it's only $50 for all six.,:D +My friend actually knows that guy. Grew up with him in Santa Monica.,The guitarist or the based balding speech writer? +"For 7 bucks - of course. For full price I did not like it. Too simplistic and primitive, graphics not so good when outside. I liked Metro / Metro 2 (which are very similar to Wolfenstein) much better.",BAD GRAFIX XDDD +Rail mounted carry handle vs. integrated carry handle upper? ^ This,"If you're just wanting an iron sight build, I'd go with an integrated carry handle since there's less that can go wrong (mounts loosening up, etc)." +Sure they do.,Yeah I'd be sporting a mustache for life. +#DCEU stars as the classic #Trinity,those red trunks.One thing i hope to never see in live action ever again +TIL Steve Buscemi was a firefighter helping in 911,TIL Steve Buscemi did 9/11 +"Oh boy, will definitely brew with this in Kuldotha!",Have fun! +pls respond,and send nudes +HAHAHAHAHA SOME OF US ACTUALLY GET A PAYCHECK SO WE CAN HAVE BOTH!,"HAHAHAHAHA I WILL HAVE PACKS BOUGHT WITH CASH AND PACKS BOUGHT WITH GOLD, THEN!" +Clash of Clans is like Breaking Bad It doesn't really get going until a few town halls in.,And there is even a 2 stars out of 3 finale! +"Zampese wanted to test out the new kicker. Boy, he's awful.",Zampese or Randy Bullock? +XBOX having issues and PC running smoothly?!? What sort of topsy turvy world are we living in?!??!,"Well multiplayer is locked to 91, wasting 53 hz on my 144 monitor, so it's not exactly all rainbows over here." +"I've seen a similar difference in fitness demonstrated by someone going from clothes that fit right, to ones that were a bit too tight and caused a muffin top. It's amazing how little things can change our perception of someone's attractiveness.",You can just write stuff like that without showing examples man :( +Father was right to do that tbh,Officers were called and reported that in fact the little shit deserved it tbh. +I prefer my woman to not have a job and stay home. Total dependence on me and Stockholm syndrome is ideal.,"Well, that's just abusive." +"IF Chadli, anyone used him? I'm really tempted to sell Dybala and get a nice little trio of IF Benteke, IF Chadli and IF Valencia, but looking at Chadli's stats the 56 balance and 68 agility worries me.. Has anyone used him, have you noticed any glaring weaknesses?","Had him in a FUT draft, was not impressed." +Anarcho-capitalism subreddit survey. I need more responses so I can compile data. Bump.,I filled one out for you. +It was Phantom Squad,poodlecorp +I need a fucking hobby,i need a fuck hobby +"There is 0% chance that we will see a balance patch before the main game play is stabilised, that means crashes, interactions, bugs, typos and all that BEFORE we get a optimisation patch and THEN a balance patch, most likely 7.00B.",Good +I took a look at one of these cheap-ass Amazon mechanical keyboards. Here are the results.,"i like pausing at the beginning of your videos to laugh at the face you make, no offense.." +I know. I shouldn't have told you. Now you'll be an ex-Redditor. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!,What about the woman? +"Constantly try to view your personal opinions as week as group opinions from an outside perspective. Actively try to understand how you are perceived. Ask outsiders to give their opinion on the group, see if it is the view you are hoping. If not evaluate what needs to be done to make sure group think is not taking over.",This is a part of what led me out of tscc. +"As of Today, a Vote for Trump Is a Vote for Grabbing Women 'By the Pus*y'","I think I'm more disappointed in Billy Bush, I used to think that guy was pretty cool up until this very video." +"You gotta do a meme with it, not ask it :/",Gotta start the meme somehow! +Man threatens to expose her nudes. She stands up to him on the internet.,Indiatimes should have edited out the email address from the screenshot. +"Yeah, I am really not though. I don't know what it is, I am not having much fun with it. Loved the original but it just seems slow paced and campy and killing and getting killed seemingly instantly (I know that is how COD is but it seems especially bad in this one). It might just be me thats changed though.",...It's literally the same game. +Hillary is counting on idiots like you,Hillary is counting on ~~idiots~~ *patriots* like him +I like to call it **Trumped up Trickle down** (tm),"Straight off the stiff, red cuff!" +Nah. I downvoted because shit article.,Same tbh +How to finger your sister With an eggbeater,EZ +Can't believe Anthony Davis is stuck till in NO till 2012,Well done OP. +It was a joke m8. You don't heff to be mad.,Arrogant casual is mad and has to project his anger on another player. +"On second thought, you're right. I could totally jack that shit.",u/cheapdad signs 17.25 mil/1 year offer from Blue Jays. +I would personally love to try out solo q on 8 ping. I wonder how different it would actually feel.,I get 12 outside Chicago it does feel good +"Uff, I can understand your reasoning, but it seriously hurts to see anyone say that they don't like Harry Potter. I guess I'm a bit of an hypocrite.",I'd definitely understand your level of understanding if... you were a *hippogriff*. +There are curved screen protectors.,If it's glass chances are it bubbles up. +"Uh, I can QS with the AWP..",Not accurately. +Live your dreams.,I wonder how he's attaching all of that garbage so it doesn't fly off. +Good Guy Chicago,So explain how this happens in a GUN FREE ZONE Libtard +Thousands of fans throughout the world creamed their pants in unison when the previews hit. The moment of over 9000 jizzes,*8000 +AND GO BY THE GAS STATION AND GET SOME MFERING NAPKINS TO GO IN UR GLOVE BOX!,HOLY MFING SH*T UR RIGHT I DID NOT THINK THIS THRU.... WOW +It's possible to get below -99?,"They don't display below -99.. but ... I only have negative karma in one sub, so I can find out my karma here through subtraction!" +And if the eagles won we still couldn't say that,Could've tied +I vote for Johnson to be the next President Fitness Trainer.,Johnson for Emperor of Planet Fitness 2020. +I thought Trump supporters weren't racist and that was just invented by the lamestream media?,economic anxiety +There is an enemy amongst us,Maybe I'm missing the obvious but someone pls explain the joke +Grapple ability is on point!,"I thought of it with the new map in mind, it would really help Stitzle stand out from the other rangers because she could maneuver so much easier." +"Don't you mean, Bushie the Younger?",Bushie the other Bushie the next Bushie the after Bushie 2: bushier +"No, not thinking far ahead, just making those plot points bigger and more expansive.","In that case, I do hope this is true..." +If we make it it's looking like liriano or Estrada (maybe but not likely).,Looks more like Stroshow to me +A moment of silence for our brave moderators. The hell they are about to ensue is nightmarish.,"i do not believe this is grammatically correct, but yeah i agree." +Chris Christie dropped as head of Trump's White House transition team,I knew I heard a massive thud followed by jello jiggles! +Japanese PM: Trump's team told him not to take campaign remarks literally,we were jk +It's called the FREE MARKET... look it up sometime.,is supply side jesus selling wine and false promises at this market too? +Grrrrr,It's good. +Deck Fattening. Losing Condition. Upvote this image to make this the top result on Google Images when people search Deck Fattening or Losing Condition.,Check your deck thinning privilege. +"Which is NOT what a blind trust is. If you're direct family of the people still running your business, you aren't properly insulating the business and it's as effectively the same as you still running it. But that's also exactly why Trump is proposing that.","But if they say that's what a blind trust is, then that's what a blind trust is." +"Me again, with a request. I didn't know where else to ask this, sorry. Could we encourage 'upvotes for everybody' on this sub? After all, upvotes *are* compliments! I've been running around upvoting comments, and have seen many good comments that have several replies but no or few upvotes, and that just seems kinda sad to me.",I'd prefer is low effort comments weren't just upvoted for the hell of it but if you see something that you like or deserves to be seen then upvote it and if that happens to be all comments then great! +"Sadly, the fad is quickly dying, but make sure you refer to them as Diaper Pins. So much better LOL",Those pins are used in the gay community to indicate that you are willing to have butt sex +Local malls that have water features clean them yearly and donate to a charity of their chosing..,"Rundle Mall in Adelaide, South Australia, does this, except it gets cleaned every couple weeks I think." +"wer ist das denn, Chaosritter?",meinst du mich? +"I don't trust all the Germans entering our country. It's an ethnicity with a long history of fascism and oppression. If you want to be a Nazi than do it in your own country, if you're in Canada you need to follow Canadian laws. Do you understand how dumb you sound now?","It's those god damn dirty western europeans with their history of world wars, colonialism and imperialism, I for one want them to stay out of our country!" +"Do you know if it stacks with MIDA though? They both boost walk speed, sprint speed, and ADS movement speed right? I'm wondering which of those three stack and which don't.",I could be wrong but I thought Dunemarchers increase sprint speed while MIDA increases agility (non-sprint & ADS speed) +Trump Says He Won't Sell His Businesses To Address Conflicts Of Interest,Does he want to eventually get impeached because this is how you get impeached +so dormitabis(that game that used to be on the banner that everyone was confused about) is coming either today or tommorow and im in hype mode! Epic scares soon!,"This was already posted, right?" +CLINTON FOUNDATION IS OFFICALY BEEING INVESTIGATED! fbi anon was right!,Hope FBI ANON ever comes forward to get highest reward possible. +WE FUCKING DID IT! PRESIDENT TRUMP! MAGA!,GREATNESS +Number 9,Burp +Let's hope trump screws up so badly people won't be able to vote for him a second time.,Basically their strategy for this campaign. +fuck thupreme,so thats the shit fuccniggas put on their 2K courts +I'd kill me if I were you,Good thing I'm a procrastinator +too much money for my taste.,Worth every dime at full price. +exactly if the dash cam driver can stop in time there's no reason why the SUV couldn't.,Not sure why dashcam car didn't stop earlier and get on the lights/horn +"Upvoted, goodluck!",Post got removed for 'brokering' even though I clearly have it.. Thanks though! +Or Stockholm syndrome and this was Freudian.,Are you commenting on her slip? +E,P +The,Flying +"It was a Mean Girls reference, ya tart.",Thank you. +you could make it more popular by telling me it's name,My Name Is Earl +"I know Reddit loooooves skyrim, but I really didn't. 90% of the quests boiled down to going into the cave/dungeon/ruin, killing everything until you get to the end, getting the random artifact out of the chest and bringing it back. It was so damn repetitive...",Most of Reddit is around only 20 years old and probably has never played Morrowind. +And 'fam',"Not anyone older than, like, 23." +Never. It is a representative republic.,The Right's favorite meaningless buzz-phrase. +What does that even mean?,"I only activated the phone for the game and since it doesn't work, I won't have a data line for pokemon go anymore." +"Aurelion shouldn't be blocked by minions Aurelion's kit is all about knowing how to move and position yourself so that you hit stuff with your stars to kill people and farm. The worst thing is when you try to kill someone and a minion sidesteps in a weird spot and you're FORCED to move around making your stars miss. So yeah, minion block interacts with Aurelion's kit in an unconfortable way and I believe it shouldn't affect him when he actually issues correct movement commands.",Solution: build a Phantom Dancer +"I Need a Little Clarification on the Custom Night Minigame So why exactly *is* Afton purple? My first thought was that perhaps it was because of his skin rotting and becoming a darker, bluish shade that looked like purple, though people on here are saying that it's because of Ennard. Am I missing something here and Ennard is doing something, or is he truly turning purple because of his skin decaying?",it's his rotting skin +I think it's cause he saw Tim Horton's in the search which is a Canadian thing,"Ah right, didn't even know what Tim Horton's is." +I have been picking against the Indians all postseason. The Cubs dominated the regular season. But they dominated the regular season in the National League. I think people are under-rating the Indians.,Don't worry we're used to it. +What is your life motto?,"^^I'm ^^late ^^to ^^the ^^party ^^but... I'm not lazy, I'm just efficient with my energy I'd make a great lesbian if men weren't so damn attractive" +"Judging by all the Awesomness songs, my dream of a Miz led main event heel stable is one step closer to coming true!",Lol +"How I would book Curtis Axel (The New Perfect One) So Curtis Axel has been poorly booked for years now, and one thing that WWE always seems to shy away from is that his father is Mr. Perfect. So why don't they repackage that gimmick and let Axel run with it. he comes out and cuts a very believable draws the line between reality and facade promo, talking about how his father had always wanted him to be a success in this business, and how he has been under utilized as a superstar, claiming that he is done being a disappointment and that he is demanding the respect he is entitled to, referring to himself as the perfect and ideal superstar multiple times. Stephanie and Mick foley come out and ask him to calm down, he refuses so they book him in a match. They state multiple times that this is a match he should lose, because this guy is the next big thing, hinting at the fact that the match was supposed to be a squash. (Further blurring the lines between facade and reality). The match begins, It's Axel against a younger guy, someone like Sami Zayn who needs the push. The match is filled with Axel noselling all of Zayn's moves, and Zayn clearly becoming frustrated. Then out of nowhere Axel explodes, just overhaul attacking Zayn, but it looks so sporadic and random that it seems like it is actually real. Real security comes out, no music is played, and the referee gives the X signal on his arms after checking on Zayn. This is Axel's attitude from here on out. He would go out there and actually attack his opponents. To the point where he is nearly fired from the business. But he comes to an on screen bargain, where he gets creative leniency, and he takes full advantage of that. One week later he is in the ring as The Perfect, Curtis Axel. He is up against US Champion Sami Zayn (See my last post). And he easily goes over. He gives himself a match for the Universal Championship, against Kevin Owens, and forces Owens to tap out to a handshake. It gets to a ridiculous level to where he is holding the Universal, US, and Tag Team Championships himself, with no partner. Then one day while cutting a promo about being perfect, an intro song hits, nobody knows who it is until the superstar comes out, or superstars. Out come Broken Matt Hardy and Jeff Hardy, armed with a creative leniency contract, and they challenge Axel to a match. A match that they make up on the spot, called the better bookers match, where they are faced with challenges on who to book as a great superstar, and how. If Axel wins, he gets full creative control, if Hardy wins, creative goes back to the actual staff, and Axel must vacate his titles. We only see the results of each booking, played out in the ring in front of us. As each person reads off what they wrote, the events happen, with the actual superstars following suit in ring. The a twitter poll is held and that is how the winner is determined. It is a best of 7 series of course, and it consists of How To Book: Neville, Samoa Joe, Braun Strowman, Cesaro and Sheamus, Sin Cara, and Chris Jericho. Hardy wins in a 5-4 victory.",How did you randomly become a troll +"That's funny, when I Google it, it is pretty obvious that it's a William Arthur Ward quote.",He probably stole it from Marla Maples +"In just 2 years, too. That's pretty awesome. Hi guys. My name is tomatocarrotjuice. I'm 10 and from Singapore. I started playing CS when I was about 3. I'm looking for a team right now, so if you need a bad player let me know! Distinguished Eagle Elite skillwise even though that doesn't mean much =)",gl tomatocarrotjuice +"Michael Bennett will get his knee checked out on Monday, cartilage issue, and it could require surgery.",Injury bug bites this year +Anyone else's rotation won't work at all or just me? Whenever I try to rotate my device it won't rotate. Forever stuck in Portrait,Try removing Splitify +This is a SyFy show right? That alone has me leery. How are the production values?,"amazing believe me tremendous no, but seriously, SyFY improved drastically over the last year" +GOAT FLAIR,"New flair, new me" +You right,"you forgot the ' and uh, the r, and goddamnit even the E" +Two dudes nailing some chick eiffel tower style in a trashy bar restroom. She was on her hands and knees and there was about a 1/8 layer of water/piss all over the floors.,Eiffel Tower style? +You're not like the other guys You seriously get offended by that? Good lord. It's basically just saying you're unique. Get over yourself.,"Whew, thank goodness you're here to explain that to me, and tell me how I should feel about it!" +Got replaced with San Jose State apparently,The 51st state +"Y'all'd've liked this one, maybe.",*multiple orgasms* +"Goalie moved back in crease on his own, Bjugs was called for goalie interference, no contact was made. Still kinda baffled at this one.",Have a gif/vid of it? +It's not free we pay a lot in taxes :),Which is well worth it though lol :) +"Suicidal holiday introvert, look no further",They spelled pumpkin wrong. +yes. it was amazing. looking for a pic now.,Good lad. +You call it pointwhoring. we call it sharing it with people who can't watch live??,"Well, truth be told you shared wrong video the first time." +That's a lot of 380 - only got about 50 of those in 2 years.,My Dad actually bought a Kimber .380 Micro Stainless a couple years ago... so maybe they will be of use some day. +Sounds,When +"Wow, Bernie. Just wow. Really? She's going to cease contact with her husband? And to say nothing about the least-of-two-evilest race that the Foundation corruption had a part in turning this election into...","Yeah, this is pie in the sky ridiculous." +Calling Bullshit right now. This guy has been a millionaire. A billionaire even. And now this comes out when he wants to become president. GTFO here.,"And all of it magically was held at bay 3 weeks ago, but the damn just suddenly broke when the election got within 2 weeks..." +"I don't do WQs anymore for AP unless they are 700+. As I get more AK researched, I am sure that number will be moved up to 1k+ to make me feel incentivized to do it. Hell, I already feel shitty because I don't have enough time to play my alts because of the Rep/Artifact grind. I like what Blizzard did with this Expansion, but perhaps the butt load of WQs just is not for me.","They did it so you can play a class as a whole, you can freely switch between every spec now" +Other presidents have been impeached for lying to the people when caught...,"It's okay, he can be caught lying to the nation if he's not under oath" +Literally Tinder.,Timber +".. a system which has so far prevented dirt like UKIP and the BNP from getting an elected representative in Parliament. Sometimes too much democracy isn't a good thing, particularly when the masses don't give you the answer you want.",Trump 2016 has forever consigned this argument to the dustbin of history. +"I prefer the solution the Swedish banks use, with a challenge for a passcode that get sent to the card holders mobile phone.",That's just standard authorization. +"No, i'm just a nanoscopic pope.",Then your Christ's tiny little vicar on earth? +"My house was broken into while I was asleep on the couch in the living room. I captured my would be burglar with a battle axe replica that my roommate had on the wall. I made him call 911 on his own phone since I couldn't hold on to him and the axe and a phone at the same time (he tried to get away a few times). A very surprised 911 dispatcher sent the police who eventually got there, arrested my prisoner, and thanked me for not chopping him up.",OP then looks at Legolas and says One +"Basically, I lost by 10 points to Theo Riddick and...",LOL quality shit post +Who's jersey is this? I tried to look up the name and number and nothing came up anywhere.,It's E Brock's +What trend of 2016 do you think will continue till the end of 2017?,Send Nudes +When do you think Elementalist Lux will be revealed? Will it be before the end of the year or sometime next year?,Probably as the kickoff skin for the new season. +My life lately,"Complained about lack of decent content, added decent content, that's how it's done OP, good for you." +"...which would totally gimp the tank build, which is actually in need of buffs not nerfs.","Which it got on PTR, a significant buff." +It's a quote from Rick and Morty.,Rickety wrecked! +"This is yuge. Of all the stories to pick up, the ties to child traffickers in Haiti... i mean, that story made my stomach turn. Even if the Clintons were unaware they were aiding a child sex slave ring, just the details about how they were kidnapped from their families and sold from an orphanage. There are sick fucks, who see a terrible tragedy, and use the confusion to carry out a mass kidnapping. The terrible thought is what happens to these children. They are literally adopted by pedophiles. My god this absolutely breaks my heart. If this in any way was part of the larger conspiracy, justice MUST BE SERVED. Its literally one of the worst stories Ive ever read about.","True man, its just sad, something has to happen" +You can get to Yellow star with 2 classes still locked,Explain? +"No only is that not the coach's job, he has absolutely no power to accomplish any of that.",I didn't claim that was part of the coach's job. +Yeah *we're* the ones with a shady head coach,"Even if Deflategate wss true, it still would impact the game less than that." +Can G2 win this BO3? They looked pretty solid on D2 thoughts?,"Yup, they definitely can." +Doesn't work on my 770.,Can confirm doesn't work on my 770 either +Yeah let's ignore law because it's 'old'.,Yes lets ignore the establishment of parliament because they might vote differently to us. +"His plan was to play from the other side of tunnels and he wanted to try that anyway and hoped that they wouldn't instantly peek it or even rush. That was a decision he had to make quickly not really a mistake. He called what he will do, the dude didn't listen and he did what he planned anyways. No way you can blame that on him. Also it is a pretty bad argument to say he could have played from the other side because that is simply not how it works. a 57 and an UMP + no crossfire or smoke to set up? The pros are not Gold Nova mate, they know exactly how the positions would be and that is why they instantly rushed in when they realized they will not smoke it off (even before dazed decided to actually challenge). One car + one side, no utility, no crossfire, that is a lost round right there and everybody should know that. That is just basic Counterstrike, you will not win a round with weapon disadvantage, no crossfire or any advantage created. That is why he called the strat, that is why he tried to establish a crossfire and that is why he decided to cross even without the smoke. There is not even room to argue here in my eyes.",You can still have a crossfire with him not crossing the tunnel... +"If that's what you want to think, I don't give a shit. And that's a preview of the rest of your life: get used to a lot of people not giving a shit about what you think.",It's funny how enraged people get when called out on their commitment to Herrenvolk democracy. +Also nonconsensual sensual coop,Armored struggle snuggle. +When will the Christmas event be released? Hey guys I know it's kinda early to ask but when do you think the Christmas event will be released? I got really hyped when I heard the menu song!,"Well the Halloween event started 3 weeks before (I think), so we'll probably see it start around the 5th or so." +MORE AUDIENCE! MORE!,Dimbleby is going off it tonight +This reminds me of the new EarPods.,Courage! +Justice Department Will Send Election Monitors to North Carolina Counties That Purged Voters,Oh man it's so sad to see Justice folding to Trump's demands like this. +LF2M VoG chill run Leave Psn below dir invite !,HM or NM? +If a certain orange reactionary were to die I would enjoy it,And make Pence president? +Just came to check in on the score. What the fuck happened Toronto?!,Willy is the worst thing that could have happened to us +"You think he'll deliver it out of his ass or through his nose like he usually does? Seriously, though, someone get that man some decent decongestants.",Sniff. +"What happened to characters like Cecil, Cyan. The newer characters just SCREAM Jap anime...not my taste.","I hate to break it to ya, but FF is a Japanese franchise." +"all i hear in my head when i read things like this is: despite having a metabolism based on the feast and famine lifestyle of distant ancestors, which stores excess energy on the body for use during the next hunting dry spell, yet living in a society which grants large access to calorie dense food and drink, and a low energy expenditure way to earn said food, commuting to work on public transport and sitting at a desk all day, I choose not to take ultimate responsibility for staying disciplined in the face of such a lifestyle, will fall into the obvious trap of overindulgence un-apologetically and then blame anything else but myself for my inability to dig myself out of the hole. Seriously, why do people think these posts are cute or cool, the phrase i can resist everything except temptation is supposed to be a joke, not a willful declaration of a lack of willpower.",A well deserved gold star +"I think the biggest that the OP touched on a little is: do you invest in-game resources in Pokemon knowing they might change. Do you grind up a high-CP but bad moveset Gyrados, knowing certain moves might be buffed. Similarly, do you spend stardust on currently strong Pokemon knowing they could very well be nerfed in the near future. I think the theoretical best strategy would be to collect high CP mons of all types without powering anyone up. And then in ~3-6 months once the game stabilizes a bit more (fingers crossed) decide which 'mons you are going to max out. But that is also not any fun, so no one should realistically do that. But to me that's what a smart slow play might be.","In 3-6 months you will have threefold the mons you have now, so I doubt it matters much." +"Im a 13 year old girl and i'll draw anything,your pet,a lover or anything you want! Just post a photo and i'll try my best! even if im not that good. Just please have patience because i might be slow and i'll be happy to draw for you! :D I look forward to drawing for you amazing people!","If the offer is still open, how about a cat driving a cat?" +I just said 'what about the microphone' because it sounds like OP is concerned about privacy,I am NOT a microphone person so I don't know. +Who on Golden State is most likely to get traded for a center.,kd for adams and roberson? +Furious students clash with police over David Duke's appearance at Dillard University,But if you don't let a racist guy run for public office you're just as bad as he is! +After installing a Samsung 950 pro ssd.,I have the same problem +"That's fine, that's your option, if you want to have it done more power to ya! But making that decision for someone else is unethical. I am uncut (as is pretty much everyone else inter world, except the US) and 99% of people don't have any problems. It's not hard to wash your dick. If you think rolling back the foreskin to make sure u wash ur dick head is too much work...well there's some other issues there. It's not a pain in the ass at all to me, and I'm so glad my parents didn't decide to chop off any of my bits.",Id kill to get my foreskin back D: +"It has been 117 days since Monkey King was announced Yep, 117, August 12th 2016 was the day that the teaser video was released, the patch set for December 12th will be the 120th day. Really makes you think.",:thinking: +"So it sucks as a knife, a gun and a set of brass knuckles.","Actually, it works fine as a shiv/knuckle duster." +Doc?,*fwoop* +What basis do they use to justify this discrimination? I'm not Muslim but I think I remember that the wife of the prophet used to take long horse rides by herself to pass the time. If it's not for religious reasons how do they justify this? Genuinely curious.,Hey they can fly planes! +"I used to want to know what their religious beliefs were, but now I wanna know if they have a fun sense of humor :)",So if I told you I am a Flying Spaghetti Monster enthusiast would you date me ? +"First of all, there's no law that says you have to live in North Park or work in Sorrento Valley. You've made your own life choices that have resulted in that situation. But second (and more on topic, sorry), I agree that public transit in San Diego needs lots of additional improvement. That said, improving public transit is entirely useless unless there are also disincentives to driving. That is why parking needs to be restricted.",Thank god I wake up at 3 in morning to head to my office cause I am not dealing with any traffic ever again +So I guess you've never seen Limas Sweed's hands in your life.,"Limas Sweed was my favorite Longhorn, such a disappointing NFL career." +"As soon as I meet Mr. Head, I'll let him know you sent your regards. You may now go back to combing your beard over a Starbucks latte...","You are such a gigantic fool, I don't even know where to begin." +"Ideas on semi formal punk? Hi! So I have a few interviews for a Rotary Youth Exchange and I still want to keep my punk... vibe? Yeah. Vibe. I am planning on wearing my boots and such, but got any other ideas? (I am a male, 15. High school. These people are very fucking strict... but still really open to personalities) Anyways, thank you! :)","Boots, non ripped jeans that look half decent, collared shirt that isn't too fancy pants looking" +WEB APP Down? just me?,Like every single fucking day. +Stopped by the skywalk this weekend for the first time. The view is incredible up there,Oh shit there's my work right there! +is that bjergsen to turtles left?,Did anyone tell you that it was cop? +Where is the outcry when Saudi Arabia does the same in Yemen???,Not much media. +That would make the concept of egging a house pretty terrifying.,Like lobbing the heads of your fallen comrades to destroy morale +"Too fucking soon, mate...",Would you say it's *premature*? +As a Reds fan can you both take it easy on us next year? We gon suck again...,Not according to 700 WLW +One of the patients committed suicide because of the depression. Another is sterile for life. Love the complete and utter lack of empathy from the feminist narrative.,It's because myn are pigs and deserve it +"Right Side Broadcasting LIVE Stream: Donald Trump Rally in Phoenix, AZ 8/31/16",**VOTE TRUMP** +Excuse me but do you know how expensive an SSD with anything over 256 GB of storage is?,Also I think you can get better per GB prices at 960 than 256 +What is a fair price for an IS200t f-sport? Not a lot of reliable info out there so thought I'd get your opinions. What do you think is a fair out the door price for a new 2017 IS200t f-sport with nav and a rear spoiler?,It's not really a fair comparison but yesterday we picked up our 2016 F Sport with Nav and everything basically for 40 OTD. +Lawyer Who Hypnotized Women for His Own Sexual Pleasure Sentenced to Prison,Must not be very good if he can't t hypnotize the judge or guards to let him go free. +The Year Disney Started to Take Diversity Seriously,Guess we're just going to ignore all the diverse princess that came before +"Congress passed new laws criminalizing possession of obscene virtual/cartoon child pornography after the 2002 SCOTUS ruling. Ultimately it comes down to whether images are obscene and lack serious literary, artistic, political, and scientific value. The state of Missouri also specifically criminalizes obscene material 'portraying what appears to be a minor'.",which laws are you referring to? +Perez to wear number 9!,I wonder why Giroud doesn't want this number. +"Amazing play right there, I love making comebacks after people BM",So very satisfying +How can I check if they are reputable seller or not?,all you can do honestly is just trust word of mouth really - go on there and ask a good recommendation for seller +But not racist.,"I don't know if racist if the right word, but intrumentalizing the suffering of a foreign person because they mean jack-shit to you feels very deshumanizing to me." +What is this?,Looks like a black table holding a tap and die set piece to me. +If this is true.. I'm guessing that New York will have to release basically everybody Giuliani ever convicted as a prosecutor.,We probably should in principle. +"Holy shit. In that video, they said that women can't leave prison if their male guardian wont accept them even after their sentence ended!","Hey, some of those women have Stockholm syndrome, so they're not actually oppressed" +"I think Michael becoming purple is meant to be symbolic, not literal. The way I see it, mike turning purple is symbolic of him slowly turning more decrepyd and warped, like his father William Afton (Purple guy). Lets be honest, if you saw a person turn purple, you call the fucking police and that guy gets quarantined real quick.",purple nurple +They think all us Brits are posh with bad teeth!,"Not bad teeth, just...large teeth." +Google red laces.,"already know them actually, it was more of an 80's and 90's thing and mostly in the UK even then, so fairly meaningless here in the US." +Lmfao I had to take a second to consider if this was an actual advice post.,The picture placement... So out of order.. +"My city has no nests, but some places have cluster spawns of biome pokemon. After long walks and some buses, I got to the conclusion that my city has no nests. (most parks don't even have the dark green color and have few spawn points). But I saw manny cluster spawns on normal streets, with the common pokemon (eevee, clefary, pidgey, weedle and caterpie), throughout the entire city. On the Atlas, some people reported nests, but all with no confirmation. I wanted to mark those clusters, but not to give false hope to fellow travelers, could we get a feature to mark this kind of points on the map? At least on small towns, this could make a difference.",How about you tell me the name of your city and I'll tell you if you have any nests. +"I guess time will tell. To me, building a tunnel downtown is far less disruptive than surface rail as the work is largely being done out of sight. A lot of downtown is torn up right now, but hardly any of it is actually as a direct result of the LRT project. Rideau and queen st's will both have LRT stations but the surface work being done is not for LRT but rather water main replacements, the tunnel is much further down than that. Work along the Queensway will require years of lane closures on an already congested highway, and work on the transit way will result in buses being directed onto the Queensway and arterial roads.",Any civil engineers on this sub that can shed some light into this? +"Storm drains in parking lots. I'm terrified I'll accidentally lose my keys in one, but I have no idea why.",Nice. +Speak for yourself!,I'm ALL gay for Gandalf +What's something smart people do that dumb people don't?,Question their world view +Huberdeau out long term.,"Sorry guys... That's a rough injury, especially before the season started..." +Basically any solid fourth liner or 3rd line defensemen. Maybe a back up goalie that never sees the light of day.,Cedric Paquette? +US election: Donald Trump woos black vote at Detroit church - BBC News,It was sad very low energy. +"Haha, 10 teamer. BUT we only play 1 RB, 1 WR 1 QB and have 1 OP flex, 2 normal Flex. I have Evans, Hyde, Demarco, Cobb, M. Thomas. I usually plug a QB into the OP spot (this week ill have DAK and Bortles.. uhg) its .5 PPR, so you can see where I get some interesting choices. I also didnt draft QB until super late (regret).",In that league you should be taking QB in the first 2 rounds. +trade confirmed iggy for 19 deer a skatin and a partridge in a pear tree,fivee ~~gold~~ silver ~~riiings~~ cuuuuups~ +I'd be fine with them making some profit but when these companies also go after used sellers for copyright and selling used content and so on I think thats bullshit. If the content is so similar that this year's book and last year's book can be used.... why am I buying a new one? Not to mention fuck everything about these one time use codes.,They're only encouraging professors to switch to using open source textbooks. +I could watch that first handshake on repeat.,Bernie is my pres for lyfe +Overview for thank_mr_skeltal_bot,Bot that spams worthless comments. +To heal my inner wounds,2meirl2fast +we hung out on crystal beach last night and got some cool shots of my jku!,Lol Classy Crystal Where you from OP? +"Slavery Reparations Group: If White People Don`t Pay, They're Coming to Get It","I'm gay and don't have a gun (yet), but I have no problem stabbing some ghetto trash attempting to rob me." +"Okay, you got me.",Kek Kek <--- Praise this one Kek Kek Kek Kek Kek Kek +"Yeah, but can it stay in the pot while upside down? You might be missing an ingredient..",Shit ton of corn starch +"Had the same experience as hauntedmosaic, it's not fair to say SS is based on the idea that suicide is the only option. This is a pro-choice subreddit based on the idea that people have a right to die when they choose without being stopped, belittled or guilt tripped.",What is hauntedmosaic? +Hi. PSA. Defunding Planned Parenthood is NOT an anti-woman move. 1) planned parenthood is not a public service. 2) about 50% of women in the US support ending federal subsidies for Planned Parenthood. 3) only about 7% of operating expenses come from federal subsidies but account for nearly 100% of the controversy.,Planned parenthood provides birth control and womans health services in poor and rural areas underserved by existing hospitals and other medical providers. +"I'm all for laws that don't allow to be an asshole at all. Some call it censorship, I call it common sense.","That's great, except that being an asshole is a very subjective thing." +Super Saiyan Richtofen,"To defeat Monty, he needs to surpass SSGSS." +I recently read the Talon issues featuring Lord Death Man. Anyone know any similar characters?,He says this like I haven't spent my whole life memorizing pokemon +"Trading the news? What apps do you guys use for real time news, preferably something that sends notifications to your phone",cant do wall street bets without the wall street journal +Yea it's for pushing the air up and over big trailers that attach in the bed of the truck. Usually on dullies but I can't tell if this is one from the pic,"It has some kind of fender flare at the rear, but I can't tell if it has 2 tires or just one wide one." +I heard you like bikes..,This is the pack leader of all of the bike events you see in cities. +"The new update is available for download Hello everybody, The new update is ready for download. Servers should be back up in 70 minutes. Size: 540 MB Sincerely, Xi4.",Boy when you streamin +I feel like there is increased seismic activity recentl. Is shit about to go down?,They're coming +"i'm not your bro, mate!","He's not your mate, pleb!" +I met a friendly anti-trump republican who will hold his nose and vote for DJT because he thinks HRC is most corrupt person ever and because she probably has Parkinson's disease. Believes the pneumonia story is a lie.,Newsflash: he's not actually anti-Trump. +"Thanks for the explanation! Do you know if there's any way prevent users from being able to flash the actual GPU from inside of the VM, while still giving them access to run applications on the GPU (and preferably still letting them have sudo access to install applications etc inside the VM)?",Pretty sure you would need a card that supports SR-IOV for that (in which case you'd only pass a virtual function to the guest and not the physical function). +Trump's war chest one of smallest in recent presidential campaigns,Donald Trump's intellect also one of the smallest in recent Presidential history. +"Yellowish teeth (19f) Well, first of all: Im 16 years old. (yeah i know the title says 19, i miswrote it lol) I have already worn braces (thanks god its over now!) , so my teeth are basically perfect, except for one thing that makes me feel kind of depressed: they look yellowish. I have always had them like that, as long as I can remember. Last year, some of my classmates used to make jokes about them and i really felt like crap. I brush them after every meal, I seldom smoke and Im trying to cut down on coffee consumption: but idk I still see them yellow. My dentist told me that whitening strips and that stuff arent good for the teeth at all, so I am not buying that, I dont want to ruin them. I have noticed that they look yellower and thinner when the Sun is stronger... They look kinda dencent at night I guess. So, what can I do? Do you have any advice? I cant afford a teeth whitening right now, and my parents wont be willing to pay it. (PS: I dont want to ruin my enamel trying home made experiments)",OTC and professional whitening will not damage your teeth. +Is gamestop opened at 12am? Lol,"No gamestop usually closes around 8 or 9, but they have these new digital downloads that's like the disc for the game, only not really the disc but an imaginary disc made of pixie dust and unicorn horns that hides somewhere inaide your console." +"1,518,060 mobile counting :/","1,518,061 I know that feel" +"Reddit, what film do you suggest to make me a horror fan?",Jacob's Ladder Prince of Darkness The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974 original & 2003 remake) +"Given the shooter's previous criminal history with road rage, manslaughter just doesn't seem enough in this case.",You can't use priors when deciding what to charge an individual with unless they are directly relevant(like a 3 strikes policy) His priors will have an effect when he is up for sentencing as Judges can use that +"Meet my aunt and uncle. They think he is going to help the veterans. I hope they like Trump water; and Trump brand rations; and probably by the time it's all said and done, Trump brand medicinal products, now with more placebo!",I bet they also voted back their Republican reps that voted down extra healthcare benefits for vets! +"But why could he also not just have a place just outside of the city, rather than being square in the middle where traffic issues are getting worse?","Because this one has his name on it, silly." +"I ate astronaut ice cream once, so I'm pretty sure I'm your second in command.","This is captain alu2480 checking in, I once grew potatoes so I am a qualified Mars botanist" +Could definitely see him walking after the Collins fiasco,"Yeah, the Patriots are going to let the QB of their defense and most respected leader walk after the season." +"question for chat, Whos better kawhi or durant",Wot +"IANAL, but I've read scratching the name of your desired beneficiary onto a tractor is kosher.",You anal? +Nearest casino I know of with tables is in Downtown Cincinnati called Jack. It's next to Greyhound.,"Okay, thank you!" +Damn the warrior hate is so strong this sub even turned on CWebb lol,"Gee, I wonder why he's being hated..." +And hopefully Tozawa and Metalik will join them soon too And Tajiri eventually Everythings coming up cruiserweights!,"Perhaps if it goes long enough and they arent going to be limited in their title choice, we could see more former wwe cruiserweights coming back." +2012 to 2016 Vote Shift,Clinton lost the election but at least she turned Orange County blue. +No doubt. Too many owners doubted Hinkie's process for him to just waltz back into the league.,There only needs to be one owner who is a fan of Hinkie's process in order for him to make a comeback. +Pussy,Seriously who wouldn't want that +"When I read the title I thought it'd be sarcasm. I hope that by others, you mean other games this year, because the soundtrack of this game is not even close to many other FFs (IV, VII, VIII, IX, X and even XIV).","Opinions, sometimes people have different ones." +Their shipping is getting faster and faster,Nah I'm at blizzcon :) +"It's the first date tomorrow, and this just happened",It's not worth it. +"I can't agree more. I have full respect for the Spurs and what Pop has done, but I will never not have a grudge against the Spurs. Nash has always been my favorite player and seeing him not able to even reach the Finals really breaks me.",Ron Artest should never have had that rebound. +"you know getting it on disc , i was expecting an hour of download ... nope it literally took 30 min actually less. love fios",My internet is shitting the bed... I'll be lucky if I play tonight +"You can find rent cheaper, I payed $300 a month from a room I have found on Craigslist.",He's making 62k a year he doesn't need to have dirt cheap apartment +"man this is crazy. Sad because to me, ssumday represents KT but they seem to be throwing crazy money around, no doubt because of the worlds prize pool increase. smeb is the only real upgrade over ssumday, so they'd surely have to be getting him. In the end its a shame rox is gone, but it looks like this KT is going to be the titan to contest SKT","Really sad that Ssumday is gone but imo, Score is the true representation of KT... i mean he himself was the reason why KT Rolster B even came to light." +Click the Download Now Free button on the Origin link.,"Ok, thanks, I'm on mobile and will do this the second i get back :)" +Reginald response to twistzz (link fixed),man this is a fight that no one win... whats the point +What's wrong with buying dmt?. I would like to see u get LSD without 'buying' it.,"Pssshh anyone can synthesize LSD in their basement, it's so easy" +whos the second ticket for?????????!???,It takes two for pound town. +"Also.. coming from a warehouse worker, whose company is running 24 hours a day, there's always time to grab a few hours every day. Taking those extra hours when they're available to me, allowing me to make time and a half a few extra hours a week, doesn't make me inefficient or lazy at all. The message is understood, but poorly delivered.",This message isn't for hourly workers +Always good to indoctrinate phrases into young minds. A crucial part of any healthy development.,"not just any phrase, but a sense of victimhood" +"How are lifestyles so drastically different within the USA when it comes to money? Hey everybody, I just came back from 6 months in the USA. My sister moved to be with her American husband and she wanted me to be there so she wouldn't get homesick! I am from Bonn a small city in Germany :). I loved my time there and did some great travelling and ate some great food and meet some great people. I have just one question though. How is it possible there are such big differences in salaries in the USA. My brother in law has a decent job(nothing special) but his life is quite good they have a nice house etc., nice car. But I noticed there were a lot of poor people in the USA that seemed to be struggling. It was weird, I've never seen so many rich people or so many poor people in my life. I did some research the the differences in salaries are staggering, professional people get paid so much money(much more than Germany) and people working menial jobs get paid so little (less than Germany)",it's just how the capitalist system works +"But still, for now, if you want it, there are plenty of ways to get it.",Coat hanger is one. +Blandino: No obvious evidence to overturn key Eagles-Lions fumble call,The refs were so terrible this game they couldn't even tell which team was on offense and defense. +"The world is dying. The public is indifferent. The mainstream left has been taken over by neoliberal bourgeoisie. And, unfortunately, things'll only get worse from here. Fascism will rise in the face of ecological erasement. The black dog is humanity.",Steady on chief. +Name the specific law she broke and provide proof of the fact that she broke that law. Opinions don't count.,nah +"Eh, when and how did they buff the Assaulter? I missed that.",It was in preliminary 0.17 patchnotes. +"What is the AnCap view on health care? My personal belief is that Obama's mandate is just making health care in general a redistribution of wealth. It's taxing healthy people by mandating that they have coverage and subsidizing those who need it. It's really just a tax, where you may or may not receive benefit. What is the AnCap view on health care and what are, if any, alternatives to our current system?","**Health care should be totally free**, that is both parties to a transaction (doctor-patient, insurance co-patient, etc) should be free to decline each other's offer." +Upvote party?,"Sure, kawhi not" +"People really, really hate all the progressive bullshit going on. You can blame them for driving middle of the road voters straight to the right.",Why do people hate progress? +"Cockroaches in the workplace Over the course of the past 9 months my workplace seems to of had an influx in cockroaches. I hadn't seen them until around last winter. From any research I've done, I do believe they are brown banded cockroaches. They are rust colour at maturity and sort of clear with black on them when they are babies. They are horrible and I hate them. Now - squishing them, whatever, its gross and its horrible that it has to be done. BUT - my major concern is that they are going to crawl into my backpack, bicycle helmut or running shoes and I'll end up taking one home with me, effectively releasing them into my home to run rampant! From what I gather, cockroaches can also carry bacteria and contaminate food. I don't work with food or anything, but I do bring my lunches and snacks from home, as do other co-workers. We hang our personal items, but it has been suggested that we keep them in air tight containers. I think where I'm going with this is - at what point is my workplace LEGALLY required to shape up and get rid of the roaches? They've had pest control in to spray, but with the weather and humidity, sightings are still frequent. OR maybe they don't have legal obligation? I'm not sure and I didn't see anything super helpful online. Who would I notify to get the gears moving if my workplace doesn't seem to be taking the proper steps? THANKS!",You'll probably find your answer in r/legaladvice. +"Smart people do not have a want for more intellect. Theyre smart enough to realize theyre smart.... (maybe pick up another book...) If anything, a smart person //might// desire to **lessen their intellect** if only to make it somewhat easier to socialize with the morons that make up most of the population.... (but in reality smarties hang out with other smarties, so...) Interestingly, there was a House (tv) episode about this very situation where a genius was purposely causing brain damage to himself chemically, so that he would be acceptable to his girlfriend who otherwise wouldnt be someone that he would want to be around or that she would ever be capable of truly comprehending...","Ah, yes, everyone knows a TV series notorious for getting things wrong is definitely a reliable source for psychological issues tied with intellect." +This made me so mad. Gave Randy an unnecessary trauma all to put over a part-timer who buggered off for months right after. It was stupidly dangerous AND they told no one backstage so they ended up working their own talent. Just disgusting on all levels.,Also the idea of let's work the crowd by actually beating the shit out of Orton and give him a concussion is so weird and stupid for a wrestling match +Firewood,This reminds me of Goldsworthy's stuff. +finally a feel good news story +39,Psst it's just brown people dying +"As an adult, what totally illogical habits do you still carry from your childhood?",Write the alphabet and multiplication tables when I get stressed +"Pants problem. Need help. Recently moved from the US to Australia (Adelaide), and I've run into a major cultural difference. I can't find pants to fit. No, I'm not a fat American. My issue is that I'm short. Everywhere length of the pants that I find are too long. It seems like everywhere I go, all of the pants need to be tailored. Even K-Mart's jeans are all the same length regardless of waist size. Is this an Australian thing? Or am I just shopping at cheap places? In the States, I can usually buy pants that are the right size (length & width) off of the rack and be done with it. Seems odd to me that I would have to get a pair of jeans from Target and wait to get it tailored. TL;DR - I've got short legs and need pants, but I don't want to wait to have them tailored. Where should I go?","Some shops offer hemming as part of the price, such as uniqlo (not sure if they are down there but using as an example)" +"I usually know what I'm going to finish too, but always end up spending a worrying amount of time trying to find something to better it.",I always wind up worrying about whether I will have enough battery life left +C6 Grand Sport 350 WHP.,Automatic? +Even the $100 Toshibas? D:,"Nice try, There are no Toshibas anymore." +what do i do if i want to add more nvidia and less amd in my keyboard? its getting too hot and i want to cool it down a bit since it's affecting my aim,but then you only have 3.5/4 of your keyboard +Looks Yugoslavian,looks russian +What is a company that you refuse to support? What is your reason for this?,Target because of their damn gender neutral restrooms. +"I believe Charlie Brooker described it once as a box of dark chocolate You don't know what you're going to get, but it's always exquisite and is best enjoyed one piece at a time. You have to savour it and let it sink in if you want to get the full experience.",And it's always going to be dark. +"I have the gateway codes, I can just send them to you if you want.","Oh, that would be nice, thanks :D" +Large mining pools are financial institutions of bitcoin.,that became some kind of banksters... +This just a hunch but I don't believe he's training for entertainment purposes.,You don't think he's matched up against those guys yet? +"Haha, my friend just told me it, didn't know if Reddit had heard yet (: thought i'd share.",Its been here on reddit at least 8 months ago (if I remember correctly) +"Study: Obama tax hikes on rich didn't hurt economy, or rich","That's why the economy is doing so well right now, right?" +Just have a giant nail grow over my head for that extra protection.,"I can get behind this, waterproof hat/hair and I can charge anyone who tries to fuck with me." +That the more intelligent a guy is the less romantically capable he seems to be.,yay thanks for the compliment i think +Give rengar's dash fizz treatment.,"I am assuming you mean that if you flash out before he lands, you don't take the damage from the auto." +"Wow, so original. Because of course, android users don't drool over new phones that come out, right?",Actually I don't think so... I still have my GS4 and the only reason I bought that was because I ran my GS3 over with a humvee(military) +My MMR is now perfect,I wanted it to be 1337; you suck OP +Bedtime Massage,That's the reason dogs come to this world: to be pampered and loved. +"NPC deaths, which character did you feel saddest about when they died? For me it was the beggar Edda in Riften, whenever she would see me she'd say It's so good to see you again so I was quite fond of her. Then one day a dragon attacked and I got an inheritance letter, so I went back to Riften and found her body. Placed her next to the shrine of talos and surrounded her with flowers.","I'd say Kodlak from the Companions, I fully immersed myself into their storyline and then I read his diary and he'd wrote about me *weeps*" +Guccifer 2.0 drops more DNC docs,Hopefully the documents soon become available to the public. +Maybe we shouldn't let grandma decide things anymore.,Ask her if she ever went black. +"I watched the Chicago Cubs win the World Series for the first time in 108 years, so that kinda made up for United's shit performance yesterday for me.",Pfft..Gloryhunter +It's kinda fun that my linux box with elementaryOS runs better than Android on 1GB.,Your linux box isn't running a crapload of apps in a JVM +Beerus proves he'd beat Vegito Blue in a fight,Beerus: /delete +#YOU'RE FUCKING A WHITE MALE,#YOU'RE FUCKING A WHITE MALE +"What does a $250,000.00 home look like in your city?","South Carolina, a pretty big and nice house unless you're in the middle of a city or tourist area (Charleston, Myrtle Beach, Columbia, etc.)" +Isn't the newer one in beta form?,The beta driver is more stable for me +#NAME?,more like remove friberg and recruit discodoplan +Nah that's why I removed my name tag LOL,You are on the picture though +"Global Warming: $100,000 wind turbines to create $1.39 in electricity daily - YOUR Government at work.",We should make Millennials push their car 100 feet after every 10 miles of driving so they can understand environmental futility. +A Thank You To This Subreddit :),"Great work man, that was awesome and some great editing as well." +"No. Anyway, my best friend is Ben Affleck",My condolences. +"Never actually any content, just a description of what happened.",What happened you missed the quotes. +"This is a genuine question, but are local pizza joints a thing in the US? In Australia, while we do have a few chain pizza stores (Like Dominos), it's far more common for people to have a local pizza shop that's a few minutes drive away. Do these sorts of places exist in the US or are they all big company owned stores?","Yeah, of course, but a local pizza is $19 for a large while a Papa Johns Pizza can sell for $10." +"g13+, not every good player bothers grinding soloqueue",So my 7 is even more painful +"They don't do cumulative grades anymore, now it's just a 1-100 rating throughout the season",Did you mean to say they don't do weekly grades? +Drudge picked it up.,"Damn, that was fast." +"Member this? This is how we knew we FINALLY had someone who is on our side. After 30 years of Bush, Clinton, and Obama to finally have someone who actually listens and acknowledges us is nothing short of a miracle. MAGA!",The dawn of the movement. +"You sir, put pizza hut to shame!!!",Everyone puts Pizza Hut to shame. +"I'll get slammed for this, but, the anti-hate movement is showing an awful lot of hate now-a-days.","Nothing makes a person look non-hateful like smashing windows, starting fires, and assaulting people." +Curtis has used NIN in his docs before. Maybe it's a slightly different version?,yea he sampled from it +"Music listeners of Reddit, What is your favourite line/lines from a song?","Tried twice as hard, and I'm half as liked, but here they come again to jack my style...." +He's a real journalism,He's a real patriotism too +Hillary got to Pences dog fuck man what did the beagle know?,His car too! +Disappointed... Coloring I did from a sketch comic my friend 0laffson made!,I suppose small ghost blowjobs just aren't as fun as they sound +Access denied,"I'm that kind of person... No I'm not, I'm too afraid of confrontation :/" +"Is it unethical to sleep with a tenant? Not as the owner of the property, but as a property manager.",Yes. +"Readded blueprints, restored old menu music, buffed crossbow, everyone spawns with ak",#FreshSpawnBuffNeededToHappen +"I work for a Dem campaign, this is what Trump voters think our voter software looks like.",Riggers gonna rig +"No joke, Americans are crazy in love with suing.","Yes, this is ignorant as hell." +You people are hypocritical LOL! We must come together and be peaceful no matter what the result of the election is! LOLOLILOOLOLOLOOOOOOLOL,Yeah I don't know what election you were watching but the one I just witnessed never could of ended with us all holding hands regardless of who won. +A whisk ball?,It's a BLENDERBALL you uncultured swine +Which lyrics are the best when the word 'heart' is replaced with 'ass'/'arse'?,"Listen to your arse, when he's calling for you - Roxette You're my arse, you're my soul - Modern Talking Centre of the arse - Roxette My arse will go on - Celine Dion The arse wants what it wants - Selena Gomez" +But the official mvm is so fucking dead.,because it costs +Pretty sure racism against Asian was squashed in the mid 80s.,"Tell me you're being sarcastic, I was Poed." +I like how they think race is directly equal to IQ. It helps me identify who's an idiot.,"Funny how people like that never think their race is the one with the low IQ, innit?" +I've noticed that in a lot of reddit asking a question immediately gets you labeled as a shill and a liar trying to support an agenda. I didn't realize questions were so scary.,"Yep, some people have such fragile world views they must never be questioned." +I thought it was funny. Capitalizing on a big news story.,Me too +Top tier Dps AND top tier healer. This goes beyond the lightning banner my man.,Human ignorance is thinking Lightning is not the divine being blessed upon us. +I use SwiftKey and it doesn't suggest emojis.,It's an option +It's called a reward,"Yeah, we're lucky we even get loot boxes from arcade and that they are free to open, but nah still gotta complain." +"A modern version is the airlander, a hybrid airship which is currently being tested in Cardigan the UK. If you are nearby, it might be worth going to take a look.",Idaho aviation enthusiast. +Why is this stuff always only on r/conspiracy? It's sad that people are so brainwashed by the media and so anti trump that they refuse to discuss a valid question about her health without being labeled a conspiracy theorist,Because this is the only place controversal topics can be discussed. +"Go for it, bro. Just do you! There are women out there who are super attracted to that stuff, I promise.",That doesn't mean he's attracted to the type of girl that is attracted to guy liner though. +"Gamers of Reddit, what is the thing the most annoys you in gaming right now?",Fucking teammates and ELO hell +WHAT DOES THAT SPELL?!,HILLARY +People are just plain stupid. -HRC,But all the Stupid people are the right wing people... Hurr Durr Drumpf +You sound like the type of person to put swastikas on MLP plushies.,Well yeah it triggers le cucks X) +"disscuss about unique skill for weapon in pve So if i focus on pve, giant or swiftness is the best ? I know that giant is very good but i see some korean player use swiftness and its look effective ,too. When ss3 weapon release,there is only one ss3 have swiftness, so i need to choose which one better for pve to farm.Any suggestion?thank you.",Swiftness for adventure and giant for raid +Riz Ahmed gets me.,He's a stone-cold fox. +Okay thank you :),Goty is worth it I regret not getting it the dlcs are supposedly better and longer than many full games +What melee weapon take downs are your favorite?,"I don't think anything beats getting chopped through the heart by a shovel, but my second fav is probably knife follow by the punch to the face." +"Matt Hardy on Twitter (possible regarding TNA's future): As the #GreatWar rages, the #7Deities have shown me that another war begins today.. #Apocalypto.","Possibly regarding, I'm sorry :)" +"Anyone else sick of this community ? Meta change after meta change it's only f***** fotm. I'm quite high on the ladder and all I see are priests, before it was fucking shaman. People play what they consider the best deck and only that. Can't blizzard fix their games and learn to balance ? Or is that a selling point for them ? It seems to me the only way they manage to bring some balance is to bring huge RNG cards like Yogg who can win you a game against all odds. Since all the data about decks is available online, it's also available to blizzard, why don't they admit their mistakes and patch their game ? I don't get it. They have billions in revenue, yet they can't beta test their expansions ? Maybe I'm just expecting too much from that company, and the only way they can balance their game is to make classes OP in a sliding window over a year.","I though this would be a critic to the sub, not another F*ck Blizzard thread" +Emmure - Torch (NEW!),"For an emmure song is better than i expected, not a great song, but alright i guess." +They told me in their reply that I could keep both for the inconvenience. Patience paid off.,prints or ban lel +I was about to make a funny joke but I was thwarted by your wall of context,I'm still up for the joke if you are :) +US is still providing help to Saudis in their cold war with Iran.,"True but US is not as dependent on Saudi as they were before but they are trying to better relations with iran because of russia , russia want to deny europe a gas pipe from iran turkey, Syria ." +We are all time travelers traveling through time at the astonishing rate of 1 second per a second.,"You time travel also depends on gravity, astronauts travel in time faster." +"What gave it away? Me not going to churches, or me not acting or thinking like an old person? Or me being on Reddit.","Go to a small church with high number of old people some time, see how many comedy acts occur in a sermon." +And Frank's was Eudy Booty,LOL I cant tell if thats a joke about Frank or not but thats hilarious either way. +Would still win though,Of course it would. +At least it's it not Mr. Hands,Do I even want to ask? +I get random blood noses..... xD,ecs dee +"RB3 3 had an option to see how long a song is. Is this missing from RB4? I just got RB4 and loving it!!! but is this feature missing? I love it, but I cant find it. Am I going crazy?","Not in the same way as RB3, but you can add a song to a set list to see it's length (possibly with some math)" +Little Mix - F.U.,Miley's impact +"PPP NH Poll: Clinton 48, Trump 43",Rigged +"With over 1000 hours logged in Civ 5, it breaks my heart that I can't afford Civ 6.","I feel this pain, brother." +Anyone else prefer it when other people's houses are a mess?,"I prefer somewhere in between," +It's more of a battlefield WW2 game with a WW1 skin.,Don't really see the difference between your statement and mine tbh +Check Reddit and just do whatever the top rated posts are.,"Screw that, I'm crowd sourcing my decisions from Facebook and 1040 callers." +Because he's racist.,Because I'm not pc. +Naked bootleg,That sounds dirty +i like the parts where she plays flute with her nose,topkeklel xD I love coco +This. Why bother leaving your shithole country but try to enact laws that not only force the natives to live buy your rules that they don't want but rules and laws that was the reason your country is a shithole in the 1st place why bother leaving if your going to try and turn your new country into the same thing?,Because it's about control. +Oh thanks. My memory is shit.,"Mine too, but we all recall different things!" +I couldn't tell because of his haircut and the quality of the video on my phone. Didn't mean to offend anyone.,"Yeah of course, I didn't intend to be taken seriously (though folk on Reddit often have a tough time detecting a joke)." +"As a norwegian exploring western U.S, I find Monument Valley to be one of the most insanely beautiful places on earth",Isn't it great that wherever you go on this planet you can see absolutely amazing places! +"Macho the Machop. Happini the Happiny. Bouncee the Bounsweet and Stena the Steenee. They aren't *creative* names, but they're named.",You also meet a magnemite named Chrome Dome. +Judge breaks cargo pilot strike: Imagine Christmas without Amazon!,Seriously fuck Amazon and this piece of shit judge. +"Tell him he's more than welcome to visit but he'd best have the 4k in credit card money he used AND the necklace he stole. No money, no necklace no access to the grandkids. Period.",Most likely still not worth it. +The Clever Dragon,"I got it from the bounty, it's basically a more stable Grasp of Malok" +I need to watch that movie again.,Movie name? +What? Where exactly?,Yeah and does she finance +"Between him and Butler, and the Revis-Browner combo in 2014, its been refreshing having competent QB play. 2008-2013 the corner position was basically a gaping hole on this roster. McCourty playing well as a corner his rookie season is about the only exception.",Yeah good thing our QB play has just been competent since 2014 +I don't understand what does that acronym refer too,Monosodium Glutamate +"30 Days of Night? If so, I loved that movie. One of my top 5 favorite Vampire movies.",Me too but it could have been that bit better if they had delayed the vampire reveal +"I don't get why lesbians are called dykes. People keep explaining to me, but the idea just doesn't hold water.",FALSE: The female human body is 45-60% water +"I match your very warm blanket and give you my wall, very colorful.",Wow. +Il rimpianto di Lory Del Santo: A quest'ora sarei first lady,Oppure ex moglie +So you're basing your recommendation on misremembering how it was in a totally different format from a decade ago? Ok then.,As opposed to all the evidence we have from when it was legal in modern... +I fail to see how this relates to the NBA.,It's the isomorphism that seals the deal. +be careful with the online diagnosing,bitch I know several people with bipolar and this is clearly a manic episode +"Apparently real transgender people, if my understanding is correct, are born genetically with alot of opposite sex features because theyre kind of in between genders. So i guess maybe they might of already had the right bone structure and other things that would have been giveaways before the operation.","You mean interesex, honey." +Rutgers student fired from campus newspaper after writing 'illegal alien' in column,"Uuuh, wasn't the Editor supposed to catch that?" +Assange: WikiLeaks Did Not Receive Hacked Emails From Russia,Assange has lost all credibility. +I like how these are the only options.,I guess he could back out at the last minute. +The last time my husband of over 7 years was denied a vasectomy he was told what if you divorce your current wife and your next wife wants kids? *NEXT. WIFE.*,The only reason I'd divorce my wife is if she got pregnant... +And she'll just be forced to go to a dealer carrying a lot worse than a baseball bat.,Yeah lets see how the next round against a gang affiliated dealer goes... +Oh no. You're on the downhill. When we crush you for the next 20 you won't be laughing :),Yeah ohkay mate Flamini done you in your home twice lol crush us one year then you can start talking bruv lool +"Best Defensive Chems? I am under the thought of building chemistries suited to your playstyle, and I'm stumped on defense. I play a 4-3 defense with a lot of man coverage, so I was thinking the Lock Down chem was best for my DB's. As for D Line I would obviously go Pass Rusher, but that is quite expensive to build so am looking for an alternate. I am also stumped on what chem to build on my Linebackers, stuck between Cover LB and Field General. Any thoughts?",I like Pick Specialist and Field General since they give a speed boost. +First Breast Cancer Awareness Patrol Vehicle I've Seen in Houston Area,"Yeah... I'll take the 10-year-old Crown Vic instead, Sarge." +Link not found.,works for me +"hell of a user name, btw",Kinda missed an opportunity for 'Cliton' tbhwyf. +When I can't rent any of the Star War movies online,Aren't they streaming on Netflix? +So happy that the pink is gone.,The money collected for pink is also gone +Patriots HeadsetGate,I am just here to say that Headsets are **PLIABLE** +"it's really important that the American public have confidence in our regulatory boards so that all of our medical treatments and medications actually are approved by people who do not have a vested interest in their promotion. In my experience, this is not a radical idea. This is basic common sense. - Jill Stein Jill Stein's positions get twisted more than anyone's. She's not anti-vaxx or anti wifi. She's anti-corporate influence in our government and regulatory bodies. No, none of the candidates are perfect. But there's only one I am trusting to have the best interests of the people of this country and not donors or corporate interests. That is Jill Stein. I'll be voting Green this election. I'll be proud of my vote.",Can't believe you'd support a felon smh +Anti-drone gun,I really need this because I hate drones. +"What if... Blizzard says fuck it and drops Doomfist instead.. Oh how the subreddit would explode with joy and anger at the same time. haha I honestly wouldn't mind if Sombra didnt come out and we got someone else, as long as she continues to give us the lore of the universe.",that's an original thought +I'm curious to see Alaba play as a holding midfielder at the club level. That man is the pride of Austria right now.,He's not play ldef in NT because if so game way be even more slower :( +I was fortunate enough that I was born in a country with plenty of soap and water to go around.,Also keeping ur asshole clean isn't hard +People legitimately forgot Star Pack was a thing. It was shit.,But we finally got a reprint for Utopia! +Revelations Invincibility Glitch,new supposely means found since Day 1 +Predator vs Fallout 4 Raiders by Denis (Devolist),"Ok, now I need this as a mod" +"I was severly abused as a child, so I can't really tell. I'm 29yo, and I'm still learning and there's so much more to learn. About myself, others, even basic social norms. It's a process, but I'm willing to grow. I think I have to.",best of luck man +Could Joe Biden Replace Hillary Clinton As Presidential Nominee? Her Pneumonia Is Making Some Question Her Campaign,Anyone is better than hillary. +"People that had worn disguises, how did it go?",Let's just say people don't approve of wearing other people's skin +Trees are planted in an equilateral triangle. Stand in the middle and swing in a circle.,"If we don't need to get them at the exact same time, with a 3 foot axe, you could reach all of the trees no matter how they are oriented." +"DirecTV blackout of Fox News, CNN spurs allegations of censorship plot",Perhaps this is what our news will look like if Trump is elected gets his judges to gut the first amendment? +Trump Considering 'Public-Private Option' For VA,I'm sure that won't cost the taxpayers more money +"That's funny, because every scientific poll I've seen has said otherwise","Hey, you made the mistake in believing in science." +He knows he's going to lose. Now he's just inciting insurrection.,that's really going to make america great again. +Don't you say that about Corporate Raider. Corporate Raider is my bae,CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow is bae +Take... take my upvote?,Take... take my down vote? +lol James confiding in Paul about his Nat woes last night. Nat is going to switch from loving to hating James 100x while watching this season.,It seems like James won't care at that point. +What was it.,It was just a fake post of no thanks in the teaser when brightened... +WikiLeaks: Pedophile 'Code Words' Found In Podesta Emails,"This just in: liberals send gifts of food, eat pizza, and make jokes..." +"Ummm, I think the barrel status is known. Edit - i see that is the ramrod not the barrel.",That'll buff right out! +Front and back of T-shirt given out by the Spurs at Tim Duncan Retirement Night tonight,"Oh man, I want one so bad!" +With the appearance of MF support at worlds a marksman has been played competitively in every role in season 6 Top: Graves/Quinn Jungle: Graves Mid: Corki ADC: Well.... Support: Miss Fortune And this was with the marksman revamp at the start of the of season.,Don't forgot top Lucian +Good cuz' y'all some snot nosed punks,I said nothing because I was not a snot nosed punk +The Atlanta Braves fan in me wants this.,I figured you'd want a decent season more +"What would you change about MWR? If we actually were going to play MWR competitively this year, what would you change (or add)? I think replacing Sabotage with CTF (I know it's not in the game yet) would be great. I would also nerf deep impact slightly.",Take away the noob spawns and bring back the original spawns. +You are pretty great,"No, you are <3" +No Pepe was labeled a hate symbol yesterday,"Oh god, you are dumb." +Lol u wild.,Wyd tho +because he makes you realize how ugly you are?,yes because Perkz is the epitome of a good-looking teenager +Perhaps having a rich dad who has a lot of connections and the ability to loan you millions may help,better than stealing it from Haiti +It's the same way in Japan. A very large portion of right-wing nationalists are young people posting online. It seems like that sort of rhetoric attracts young single men who want to feel like victims about something.,Sounds like a good topic for a Ph.D thesis in psychology or sociology. +"Because they correctly believe that the next president will have a huge impact on the Supreme Court, so they're battling with whether they're willing to vote for a human piece of shit if it means saving the lives of unborn babies. As a California native who lives in Indiana, I don't think people on the coasts realize how many people around here *still* consider abortion to be a dealbreaker and will vote for horrendously bad candidates as long as they are pro-life.",I live in rural California and there are plenty of those around as well. +You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.,Inconceivable +I've finally completed my first cross stitch!,Can it teleport me...if not I can't upvote +What in life is NOT a numbers game?,"The election, it's rigged anyway" +"What are some great, free ways to educate myself during downtime at work?",r/til +Are there any universities in GTA IV ?,"yeah, there's one called Vespucci University" +"In city I think the hospitals prefer doctors to be available and on-call, so they can't give them the dogfood that they serve to patients.","Yeah, we aren't a hospital in a big city so that would probably be why." +Tank vs snowglobes,Crushing those snowglobes...WITH NO SURVIVORS! +Ap mage nidalee had really toxic gameplay,Yeah dodging is so challenging +"Doomed if u dab, dabbed if u don't",to dab or not to dab +...You had to pay to get Crusader.,"But but but, that was a *whole expansion*." +"Surrey trash, most likely","While it may feel good to make these comments, we're all in this together." +"yeah, that works",Alternate caption: FUCK ZIPPERS +This is one senate district but it has a good cross section of the population and is a hotly contested senate seat here. I'll update it as more numbers roll in over the week from the SOS.,Is this good compared to years past? +Has anyone ever refused emergency treatment because they know they can't afford it? I guess that's a question for EMTs and ER doctors/nurses.,All the time. +Sucker punching a big dude...,Only thing worse than an ass whoopin' is an ass whoopin' from a naked man. +It is confusing to me to see how popular TDM has become. For COD it isn't even the fastest mode. I would argue domination is becuase camping isn't going to help you win very much. For Gears it is even more confusing. TDM is terrible in that game. The goal of Gears TDM is to just spawn trap the other team with lancers/hammerbursts. No point in using a shotgun when you can just aim at their spawn exits and hold down a trigger. I really wish Gears didn't have it and people were forced into playing the objective modes. They are bound to find one they lke,Isn't solo deatmatch always the fastest mode? +"I really liked the timing based combat of Witcher 1, though I seem to be in a minority. It was similar to Summoner from waaaay back, which I enjoyed at the time.",Group style is bae. +I'm scared mom,"It's easy to be a scared mom these days, but don't worry, I'm sure your kids will turn out fine." +"They've already seen it, and one asked me to CSS it. Goodbye homework, hello CSS!",YEAAH BOI +"And that's what bugs me about any kind of all religions ________ philosophy. Like take the afterlife, almost every religion has contradictory teachings about it. Does it even exist? Is it state of consciousness? Do you get there by works or by faith? Is there a negative afterlife like Hell, or are we trapped in a reincarnation cycle here on until we reach a positive afterlife? Who is God? Is God personal or impersonal? Does God intervene in human affairs or is God the proverbial watchmaker? Is God sentient, or merely a creating force? What about Jesus? Was He a liar, a lunatic, or Lord? Did He even exist? Was He a prophet? A human messiah? The incarnate God? Yeah, every religion has ridiculously simple common themes like don't be a dick. But once you get beyond the Golden Rule, the different religions of the world are wildly different.","On the other hand, most religious people belong to two religions that agree on virtually nothing, except that it's all the Jews' fault." +You sir. Are a good person.,"Please, I identify as a jusenkyo spring." +u/AUTOMODERATOR ISN'T PLAYING NICE WITH MY COMMANDS AND IT'S MAKING ME SO IRRATIONALLY ANGRY,nub +Who do the Colts target in the first round of the 2017 NFL Draft? I've read a few mocks saying Fournette to replace Gore or Jabril Peppers which would be a best available pick in my opinion. Who should they be going after? I think defense for sure.,"Jordan Lewis, Desmond King, or Derek Barnett are my guesses." +We are. Les Quebecois are not.,Dude... that's just unnecessary. +The word you're looking for is masochist.,Not really :/ It's not that painful +It is the little things like this that make google services so incredible,Google never gave me codeine... +Are these from the veritas videos? Knowing his penchant for taking things out of context I have hard time believing anything he puts out. Maybe if you have some other sources that back up his accounts?,"No aware human can go watch those videos, knowing who was in them and conclude they were taken out of context." +I wouldn't be surprised if he had actually said that,All the blacks live on one street in Chicago and they're **killing** each other - Alec Baldwin impersonating Trump on SNL +"The way I heard it described is that if the earth was an apple, the atmosphere would be as thin or thinner than the skin. If the earth was the size of a pool ball, it would be smoother than the pool ball (that shows you the scale of mountains....)",More like the wax on the skin... +"Joke When you say you're going to commit a crime, the authorities don't much care if you say afterwards it was a joke.",I wonder if all the Trump supporters planning armed insurrection are just joking around. +My view at UFC 129 (55K attendance),Being there live is so surreal Was at 199 and place went bonkers for Hendos KO over Lombard +"Red and blue smite are more or less the same and the replacement for white smite is so much more useful IMO. I didn't really have that much of a problem with riot removing purple smite, but now that they're removing heavy hands (krug buff), junglers with bad early games are pretty much fucked.",but they're adding plants to help you +Oh My Satan! I love my new roll. It's the best roll in the world.,Who's a good boy? +"What price would keys need to be to get you to buy them? At 1.50 I wouldn't mind clearing out several crates at a time. But 4 crates for 10 bucks when you know a couple are likely to be crap you can't even re-sell...eeehhh. If it's possible, I would figure sales now and then to gauge response *could* be a good idea, though the implications of more boxes and more stuff hitting the market is a consideration, do they even make money off trades between players on the marketplace? Or just keys? ------- It can be a pretty delicate system to my novice understanding, but paying 5 bucks and getting 2 boxes seems...eh. Perhaps they could even sell keys at varied prices? Older/less desired gear has cheaper keys (allowing for crafting) while newer, more desirable items have normal priced keys or simply aren't included in sales.",I'd buy them for a dollar. +"What do Women look for in a man's house? I am college student moving into his first house with a couple close friends. Were a group of out-going social guys, yet very clean. My question is what do women (especially in their early twenties) look for when at a guys house?","Tissues, hair ties/rubber bands and quite possibly Benadryl or Advil if you have pets." +I found the crapy chef guys! Do I get a medal?,No you get a scallop +"Patience, my friend, wait until you find out what happened at Camelot","Well perhaps you can prove your username is relevant and fill us in, as I would like to know what happened but will not devote the time to watch it." +Implying it doesn't matter what you stand up for as long as it's something.,Swing and a miss. +"It doesn't matter whether progressives mobilize or don't mobilize. After the Senate passes the nuclear option, there's literally nothing Democrats can do to stop the Republican Congressional agenda. Probably the ONLY bit of the GOP agenda that won't get passed in the next year and a half is Social Security privatization because Trump was vehemently against it in the GOP primary debates and would likely veto it if Paul Ryan insisted on passing it. Other than that, Ryan is getting his entire Randroid wishlist and Trump is getting his entire Buchananite wishlist and Pence is gonna chime in from time to time just to make sure the Christards get their share. We're gonna get the worst of both worlds from all three wings of the Republican Party. Sure hope those meme votes were worth it.... Assholes.","Even if everything you said come to be true, I don't see why we shouldn't mobilize." +"If I remember my A level history lessons, the Pankhurst sisters are an example of successful terrorism. They firebombed the PM's house, and successfully got what they wanted.","As Mr Punch would say, that's the way to do it!" +"Everyone who can now see your entire internet history, including the taxman, DWP and Food Standards Agency",If you are making 30 k a year and look at a Ferrari on autotrader expect expect a visit from the tax man. +"yeah, what is that logo?","Nothing is true, everything is permitted." +Why did i get 3 Orlan captains? Dont even have said ship..,Halloween captains were converted to those. +There's also the added bonus that he doesn't keep the company of pedophiles who drink blood and jizz in their free time.,"well, that's just another perk he gets to enjoy with all his white privilege" +Why is he campaigning?,He wasn't able to get the FEMA camps built in 8 years so he's running for a 3rd term. +Found this gem on google looking for One Punch Man fanart,"This reminds me of how underrated Megamind is as a movie, it's a bit on the nose but it's a nice deconstruction/parody of the usual superhero stuff." +Heatwave Offers,15 keys +"who cares man people bought the sauce, people like the sauce.",Yeah everyone makes a brand new Reddit account to pimp their favourite hot sauce! +The best cheap/ bargain rum sippers? Ive recently stopped drinking beer as my prefered alcohol due to too many carbs and risk of beer belly and well rum is my favourite spirit so any advice is appreciated.,"Anything from foursquare is both excellent and cheap, plantation are good too but have the added sugar element to content with" +"Either he found a way to cover himself, or it's gonna be... fake, given the premise, seems like the most plausible explaination.","I wasn't actually going to commit voter fraud, I just mentioned that to see how everyone would react." +pot meet kettle,Where am I mad at though? +As is tradition,Right after the dipping of the arms in butterscotch pudding. +He Warned Us,Fuck off Hill Shill with a brand new account. +"Why did Joseph Smith lie? I don't think you need to know WHY he did it to know that it's all false, but one question on my mind is why he lied. Can it be chalked up to greed, power and influence so quickly? Any other theories or proofs?","People with certain personality disorders do crazy shit, like the crazy shit Joseph Smith did." +THE F*CK YOU NOEL CLUB HAS YET ANOTHER MEMBER,Why Sirius when you have Azurai? +Analysis: Should Coaching Be Banned in the FGC?,Coaching = Hbox win Ban coaching ASAP +LMG meownted and ready,... +When will the Coursor change? :/ They changed everything from splasharts to the new Client but why doesnt the Coursor get any love? :(,The last think i'd want Riot to change is the in-game mouse cursor. +Mike Pence has own woes with women,"Telling women they have to bury or cremate their abortions and **miscarriages** might not go over well with women, who'd have thunk?" +An African or European snake?,If you kill OP you're never gonna get the answer! +"Fuck Vox its literally Vice and its biased bs. Remember this is the Internet and most people hate Hillary here, **regardless** of what you say most peoples minds are made up.",Vox s production is top notch though +So 15. Lol our sub it's hilariously small.,"Yeah, lol I should have put in multiplied by 3 or something" +its his facial expression. He looks incredibly sad. Also the fact hes setup on a subway of all places either means hes homeless or addicted to video games that bad which is sad as well.,"Maybe he's just an exhibitionist who likes to be prepared for any given situation, hence the many extra backpacks." +Louis C.K. on Hillary Clinton: It's not about the first woman. It's about the first MOM!,"Wooww.. Because she's a mom first, right?" +"I know I wished for the Sens to allow less than 3 goals a game, but not like this...",Hoffman pls +Is it? Holy shit I've been seeing ads and saying 'I *need* to check this out.',"No, no it isn't." +"Journalists have been criticized this election for presenting both sides of an issue without commentary. Politician A claims this, Politician B claims that, and who's right is for YOU to decide. This seems to be good journalism, right? The problem is that the media has gotten so used to presenting both sides that they won't point out when one side is absolutely, unequivocally incorrect. That's why people hate this chyron. CNN is, by habit, neutrally presenting the fact Alt-Right founder questions if Jews are people so that YOU can decide on the validity of the issue. But Jewish people are obviously people, so CNN should have run a chyron like Alt-Right founder on record as anti-semitic. It might seem like a minor difference, but this is standing out to people as an example of how little broadcast media has learned over the past few months.",This is the correct explanation and needs to be higher. +who's up ?,Blunts these days be lookin like sushi smh +Why not? The card is slow enough that its rare to not get this removes I think without card text this card isn't as playable,Ima remove faerie dragon from all my decks. +"I hope that when Bank comes out, the Pokedex entry for Rotom is ridiculous",Legends of old state that there was one Rotom so awesome that he became the ruler of the entire world by beating Arceus in 1000 arm wresting contests. +And Shepard Smith.,All the gay bashing and watching New Orleans drown affected him. +Who is now your president.,Obama. +Congress Now Blaming Obama For Its Embarrassing Override Of His Veto,"I hate to blame everything on him, I mean Hillary also had a big hand in this..." +Roast me please. Be as creative as you can!,omfg do not tell me what to do; we just met. +This is one of those stories that i'm not going to jump onboard.,better to just treat it as gossip for now. +"Sorry, i didn't want to be mean. It's more that it drove me crazy not to know who that extra elven might be, so I scanned the heroes page for several minutes with less success.",hahaha sorry xD +Why do programmers have the need to remind everyone that they are a programmer?,I stated that to indicate that I use my keyboard extensively. +Nuwa/Frat takes out DARKNESS Nyx,how +"critics agree, COD:IW is the de facto spiritual successor to Wing Commander. no way on this God's Earth is SQ42 going to compete. Game Over",/Yawwwwwwwwn +i have around 150 and im bronze 1 kill me,there are many with 1-3k in silver v +"Catchy comeback. At least I got your attention in an honest way. You posted a big, bold headline that is misleading and meant to cause concern. Nowhere in the article does it say 6,100. I most assuredly am not a cuck and perhaps you're not a troll...",The headline doesn't say it but I know for a fact there were 6100 forged ballots +Starting training early!,"Come on noob: when it doubt, throttle it out!" +"I think you're mistaking a venting thread for an unpopular opinions thread. Try typing your comment in all caps, maybe then it won't be so out of place.","Okay, FUCKING HELL I HATE THE SPURS AND I HATE KAWHI FUCK THEM ALL THEY AINT WINNING SHIT THIS YEAR THE ONLY PLAYER I LIKE IS MILLS SO FUCK YOU PARKER LET MILLS START YOU SHITFUCK better?" +"Should the Cavs give JR what he wants? If you're a Cavs fan, is signing JR worth a contract that's probably gonna end up fucking you in a year or two? Or is playing Shump/RJ/Dunleavy more, probably being marginally worse, but definitely still good enough to be East favorites worth the flexibility down the road.",They would be stupid not to sign him after the role he played with them last season and in the playoffs. +"Of all the useless and harmful things Obama has done as president, I would have actually supported any efforts he made to at least decriminalize pot.",Yeah that Obama guy was the fucking worst +"Hillary proved last night how much she cares about her supporters. She couldn't even be bothered to appear at her own headquarters to thank all the people that supported, worked and voted to get her elected. Real classy, Hillary.",Exactly +That's what i really care about wtf GRRM??? Quit caring about reality and start caring about fiction. Leave politics to the talking heads with no imagination.,Please tell me you forgot a +Some in G.O.P. Who Deserted Donald Trump Over Video Are Returning,"I'm glad they're standing tall and strong in their principles, putting country before party, and refusing to allow themselves to be bullied by loud voices of their constituency." +"ESPN College Gameday Show Thread If you want a little ting in your tang tang, you can discuss and post anything related to the show (signs, screencaps, videos, etc) here.",Kirk clearly doesn't know that Tommy Armstrong and Jordan westerkamp are roomies +Whaler cosplay at EGX,Really bothers me that the coat isn't leather... Don't know why +"If you need to leave a game for any reason while its a draw, PLEASE score an own goal first, you are getting the DNF either way I dont get much time to play during the week, and right now i need about 8 wins to qualify for weekend league via divisions, and when I waste 20 mins of my time playing a game up to like the 75th minute with it being 1-1, just for the other guy to leave and me to get sweet fuck all drives me mad",Dont you get an auto win if the person quits regardless of the score.... Otherwise people could just take the lead and quit to get the win.... +What is your niche hobby?,Metal Earth model kits. +I don't understand how anyone can kick your own children out of your homes. What is wrong with this world?,My dad kicked me out when he found that I'd send a video of myself masturbating to my boyfriend. +Cherubesque nip slip,That look so accidental +"As the video another user posted mentioned, pneumonia is apparently a normal, often deadly, result of Parkinson's which she appears to also be showing signs of.",In a month her medical records leak and show its AIDS and *then* her campaign will claim it's only Parkinson's. +"He is always pretty good at sticking around after to sign stuff and meet the fans. I saw him last year too and I was laughing so hard, got to shake his hand and everything. Dude is my hero.",he loves shaking everyone's sweaty palms after a show +"Premium packaging I will buy it in like a year or so then play it a couple times. Not a big fan of battlefield, since I have no one to play it with and everyone on each server doesn't cooperate with each other.",I didn't play BF4 but the squad system in BF1 promotes teamplay even if it is only 4 other people. +"Alphonse Bertillon, in 1913, demonstrating the two-part 'mug shot' method of photographing suspects that he pioneered",I don't see the blood seal +"Another possibility is that the gym is their main social outlet. Maybe they work a lot in a demanding job where they spend most of the day working solo, then get to the gym with friends, etc.",It's annoying though because just hanging out in there makes in needlessly crowded. +"I'm biased, but if it takes a little satanic panic to save us from Hillary, fair trade.",A friendly reminder that this is not a place for political discourse. +At least they didn't use a plastic impeller in this updated phallic design,"I like balls as much as the next guy, but the metal impeller gave me a chub." +He'll get off with a slap on the wrist and paid vacation.,That's commitment to the craft. +PS4 Pro or PS4 Slim: Which Sony Console Should You Buy This Holiday?,The quieter one +my team is holding me back,200mmr player in a 50mmr body +"shut the fuck up, JBL.",Seriously him and Cole always mumble bullshit during their entrance. +Is,Faced +You are correct lol,Sounds like it could be a twist on Alien Isolation as well. +What are your guilty pleasures?,I still listen to 'what does the fox say' way too often +"Absolutely. The way it's moving timidly shows that it's been attacked by the cat before and fears being attacked again. If the owners let the cat attack the dog to the point it's that timid, it's on them that the dog is so afraid of the cat. People are prone to letting cats screw with dogs with no real ramifications to the cat because it makes for funny videos like this. But any dog and cat owner that lets this kind of dynamic happen in their house is fooling themselves if they think a dog wouldn't be able to wreck the cat's day if it was pushed hard enough. Dogs were bred to hunt, herd, and kill. I mean I've got no beef with people letting their dogs and cats interact this way. I'm not trying to say the owners of the pets in the OP are bad at all. I think stuff like this is hilarious. Just saying that there's a dynamic behind it but if the owners weren't in the picture and this was two stray/feral animals, that cat would be dead.",So are wild bears or alligators being nice to cats to keep their human owner not upset? +"Hey, I don't discriminate. I once dated a two-footed centaur who was adopted. On second thought, it may have just been a woman who lived on a ranch.",Hahaha I love this! +Who's Bob Vance?,"So what do you do, Bob?" +"Reaction thread for Paladins players who have just returned from the realm of free Overwatch I know that a sizable chunk of the playerbase are players who started playing Paladins because they thought it'd be a nice alternative to Overwatch, maybe because they don't have money to buy OW or because they'd rather play an f2p. &nbsp; To the Paladins players who are now playing OW this weekend, I'd just like to hear/read your thoughts about it. &nbsp;",They're both fun and good games and i hope they become the DoTA 2 and LoL of this genre +I thought that was when both your eyes are a different color. Like Mila Kunis,"Aye, but there's a version called central heterochromia where your eyes have two different colours, one colour closer to the pupil and a different colour surrounding it." +there isn't even a bank chest there on pvp worlds tho,I'ma smack u up bitch boi +"It's not about being SJWs. EA is not a charity. There's only 1 true explanation, and it is profit. EA knows that the core BF audience is composed of young white males. To earn more profit they need to expand the playerbase, appealing to different demographics, hence the blacks soldiers, the idea of having female soldiers and Snoopdogg and the other niggaz at the gameplay reveal event in LA. It is simply business. Nothing personal, nor political!","This is probably the correct answer, but got DV'd anyway." +D:,THEY ARE NAZIS +"HeatwaveOffers, Uncommon Wheel Sets",cobalt discos for heatwave? +Np. Let me know if you atleast chuckled,I did +Apple does it too with location services,"Even if Apple did, it wouldn't be ok what Google is doing." +If they go faster than the speed of light the bluetooth radio waves can't keep up so they need a wire to keep the transmission at warp speed.,"Well they travel at FTL speeds through hyperspace, not regular space" +I love that op used the top comment from the imgur post as the title and then copied the third highest comment from the imgur post in the comments here.,"Wasn't this just posted this morning/yesterday (depending on where you live), with all the top comments on reddit being top comments of imgur?" +I can only hope there are other lesser Astrals like carbuncle to be found.,Judging by how much nostalgia they've already stuffed into this game and it's extended universe I think there will be one or two unique ones. +"They can be veeeeery picky with ECN'S. Lately my checkers have decided that corrected a mistake is wrong because it implies negativity or that someone made a mistake. No, that person missed this, I need to fix the mistake or nobody can produce the part. Does it matter if I say improved drawing readability??","I'm unfucking the problem, if you have issue with that I can put the fuck right back in." +Maybe? Maybe the dog has been pestering the cat all afternoon and the cat has had enough? Maybe?,"Nah man, every cat is a dick, didn't you know?" +:],:] ^^nam ^^nam +"Also, as part of the compromise, Democrats get to put Tim Kaine in the VP slot (VP is voted on by the Senate and only Kaine and Pence would be eligible). That's right. McMullin/Kaine.",Why wouldn't his own VP be eligible? +I like Lovren a lot but he definitely had a big hand in their second as well. He shouldn't be getting beaten by 5'8 McArthur in the air.,No way he's only 5'8 +It is so satisfying that contemplation *just* fits in there.,Strangely satisfying. +What is this about man?,"Auto complete pasted that, it's been fixed" +Charles Barkley says that Klay Thompson is the second best player in the world after LeBron James,Lol I swear to God he said kawhi Leonard was the best basketball player in the world last year +It's official!! We have a trade! Not really though. I'm just bored and wanted to shoot the shit if anyone's around. I'll start off the convo a little bit I guess * what do we think it'll actually cost to get Q? * what's your favorite Christmas movie special? * is anyone doing anything / going anywhere cool for the holidays? I'm kinda super bored and alone right now (due to some touchy reasons) so it'd be pretty cool if anyone was just hanging around and willing to chat Something something Gary take the wheel,LETS HAVE A CHRISTMAS PARTY BITCHES +"Without naming the location, where do you live?",Turning point in the American Revolution. +I receive more jump scares from opening a door only to see an enemy in my face doing the exact same thing. Gets me every fucking time.,Surprise motherfucker! +Okay I'm still confused so I dont think I can help you here. Maybe another german redditor knows the answer to your problem.,Fantastic. +Shanahan by far,Only guy I like better is Blake +Update: Seems to have finished at about 160GB. No idea what happened!,"Congratulations, you've just downloaded Forza Horizon 9!" +"I have this weird charm which is placeable on pistols but it doesnt show up anywhere, anyone else have this?","Pistols aren't supposed to have charms, except for the SMG-11 and I think the Bearing-9, I think it's either a planned thing or some code a Dev left, allowing you to access the charm menu on pistols" +"I assume you're playing keyboard + mouse then, not controller",yeah +They are allies to U.S. but they behead over the littlest crimes as if they are the Islamic State.,"In this case, I think it has more to do with suppressing any opposition to the royal family." +IT WAS ME ANDREW!,ah son of a bitch +"except that welsh is the oldest living language in Europe, Wales has its own parliament and there hasn't been a time when Wales hasn't been considered distinct from England. You might as well say that the Greeks and the Turks are the same because they both live in Cyprus - see how popular that makes you.","Don't take this personally, but there isn't much difference between the modern Welsh and English bar what I already stated." +Fucking saying Harambe to EVERYTHING,#dicksoutforharambe +Haha! I did the same thing. Probably the hardest portion of any video game I've ever played!,But have you ever played ghosts n' goblins? +Three points of contact,Moar? +This is so great.,:) +So what some common The Flash misconceptions? Clear the air with common mistakes people get wrong.,"He's the villain, now." +"Just catching that as you say it. Sorry, typed it on phone while on shitter and just went with the auto correct. Ah screw it, I meant it and her name is dolomite!",Gneiss one! +Age? Really?,You can just ask if someone is of legal age afaik otherwise it could be considered discrimination. +Is there anywhere in or near Baton Rouge that I could go to meet other guitarists? Been wanting to meet some other guitarists for forever but never really knew where to look. Now I have a month off for LSU Winter Break and I have nothing going on whatsoever.,"I've got some band friends I can ask, but I'd assume they'd tell me just to attend shows and talk to the band before and after." +"If you have the industrial base for it, is it better to make all infantry motorized/mechanized?",Generally it's best to have your standard 7/2 to hold the line and make a handful of elite divisions (such as 40-width mech/med tank) for spearheads and encirclements. +What TV show do you think was cut too short?,Grey's Anatomy. +"Kevin Love ranked 30th best player in NBA, Kyrie falls in at 25; JR-96 and TT-52.","people are upset about ky being at 25, remember its not the best handles or scorer or shot, its the best players, thats why i am upset at curry being anywhere near the top 10. meaning if i took away curry's or ky's shot could they make a 12 man roster simply being a defender, or a roster being a rebounder like a rodman, TT or lebron, or could they be a shot blocker, or only a passer?" +I absolutely love that shelby was a damn recruit and is still only here to play the game and doesn't care about getting famous like most recruits.,Shelby (and Justin) are now big time counters to people who complain about them including any recruits. +"TBH, anyone that has the means to leave either already did, or they are likely already living a good life in HK despite all the political issues.","Well if you are middle class HKer life's good, same goes for most developed countries." +Is anyone else disappointed that your buddy doesn't walk with you? .,"This buddy system is cool and all, but where is the trading we were promised?" +When my mother talks my brain just shuts off and she may as well be speaking another language. Does this happen to anyone else or am i just a bad person?,"Kinda, yeah." +"me six, thanks","me seven, thanks" +It's not an Xbox One Code. It's a 15 digit Pre Paid Gift Card from American Express. I received it for Christmas,Oh well then no wonder why it's not redeeming lol +*sigh* we have the cap space as well. Why do people forget that. I'm not sure Lindholm is worth the offer sheet at the amount of money he supposedly is requesting? Isn't it 2-3 picks at that point?,You have 0 in cap space. +No one says reddit is leftist.,"While Sanders was in the primaries, hell yeah they did." +Girl plays with electricity,How is this unexpec-*ohhh*... +Who was screwed over by none other than 20th Century Fox,Fox was still classic fox even then +Electronic Dance Music music,"Welcome to the department of redundancy department,welcome" +The people who run South Africa don't think math is very important.,But how else will the ANC count their bribes? +Do you the tax payers expense or the actual politicians?,LOL +Yeah he said that but he also showed up at fundraisers for King Barry.,Obama fundraisers are Hollywood's networking sessions. +i love how americans are pissed about trumps policies but Canada's immigration policy is fucking stringent as hell,It's like they believe that everyone but America has strict immigration laws..... +"Won the jackpot in the new mystery box, but I got dye rather than the mini Avatar skin",Ungrateful little shit +1 word texts are the bane of my existance. A conversation is happening and when someone asks what you've been doing lately you should reply with some sort of answer not nothing that isn't an answer,If I am working usually one word answers is about all I can squeek out. +me irl,"I don't usually upvote these things, but we must restore unity." +"Ballista nerfed without poll- rekt At least we get the important questions polled, like whether or not we can left-click the gate in the Taverly dungeon with a key in our inventory.",The people crying it got nerfed without a poll are just salty they can't do a OP ballista - gmaul combo anymore. +hopefully I will hatch a 100% iv lapras,10km eggs are far too rare for you to even roll that dice for every star to align. +"The first time I refused service. Today at twenty minutes until my long awaited lunch I called up my next customer in line. A girl approaches, she lets me know that she a lot of returns. Hey, that's no problem! I actually don't mind returns. I'm quite fast and efficient in getting them done and have never had any complaints. The girl proceeds to pull up a cart filled with stuff, and then with her fingers points me to glance into the direction of two more carts parked nearby, also absolutely filled to the brim with stuff. These items include complex home decorations, lamps, paintings, pillows, bedding, candles, shelf, bath accessories... etc... I mean all three carts are just bursting with bagged merchandise. Oh wow okay, this is going to be a big one. That's alright. I'm fine. I've done this before. I can do this. To my horror and dismay the girl tells me that she has no idea which receipts go with which purchase while holding out a bundle of about a hundred crinkled receipts in her hands... Now this is a problem. You see doing a huge amount of returns is only an issue for me when the customer have not managed to organize them beforehand. Nothing angers me more than a customer frantically searching for the proper receipt for their return while a long line keeps forming behind them.... I now explain to the girl that I will gladly help her out once she figures out all her receipts. She can place them around on the register next to mine and as soon she is finished I will do her returns and she will not have to wait back in line. She says to me, What do you mean? You will organize them with me. You have to help me find them. That's your job. Now angered I explain to her that it's actually typical of the customer to have their receipts all ready for us before heading up to the registers, and that my job is actually cashing out customers and simply. And it would simply be unethical of me to just close up my register and only be of assistance to her. At this point we had a triple line up and I didn't give a fuck. Thankfully one of my coordinators was right behind and I quickly got her attention while information her of the situation and also reminding her of the fact that my break was coming up in twenty minutes and there was no way I would be finished with this customer in time. The coordinator agreed with me and she was upfront with the customer by saying that my presence was actually going to be needed on the registers today and that next time she does any returns it be a lot easier for everybody if they are already organized to begin with. Some other poor soul was taken from her department and made to assistant this customer with her returns. It was 11:00am when all this began, and I was told by the employee that it took until 2:30pm to finish up with that customer and all her returns. She had a bundle of about 60 receipts, $4000's worth of stuff, and no idea which items belonged on which receipts.... I have never refused service to a customer before and I am fucking glad that I did.",Man I can just imagine the hell this rained down on your numbers for that day +TCG | Star Pack Battle Royal,How much do someone want to bet that the shatterfoil is odd-eyes rebellion? +Damn it I love the character designs. A shame that - from what I've heard - I'll be wanting to punch each and every one of them by the end of the show.,"they're idiots inlove , by the end you probably just want to give them all a hug." +I found a batch file OS. I think I made it too cringy.,Where can I get this from? +Perhaps his anti war stance?,The one where he said he wants to carpet bomb and nuke the middle east? +He's the true high king of skyrim,Quite unfortunately. +What if Jesus Christ was a stand user?,If only we got an answer... +"Reddit, what do you regret?",Being tough and refusing to let myself understand the wealth of human emotion displayed for us to feel in - for example - songs like Hurt by Johnny Cash +Any scene with Leah Gotti,"She wouldn't be related to a certain boss of the Gambino Crime Family, would she?" +Winter for Poland!,And Franncee +A New DNA Sequencing Startup Wants to Pay You For Your Genetic Data,The NSA sure is taking data mining seriously these days +"Yea, we really don't trust you guys anymore.",I wonder why... +Have you met Australia yet?,My neighbours over the road can get internet but I literally can't get anything lol +"Mission Team intro on repeat? Everytime I go to start multiplayer I get the stupid father to son mission team introduction like I haven't heard it 1000 times already. I'm forced to pick a combat rig, start all my create a classes etc. In addition whenever this happens the frame rate bug starts going haywire on me and I can't even scroll through menus. Anybody else?","It's a known issue, Activision has it on their list of known bugs" +"oh, one more question. is it possible to increase max mob spawn rate/cap for each player? or decrease the radius monster spawn around player?","Not that i know of in vanilla, might be possible with command blocks, commands or mods but idk" +Heyoo how you guys like my logo on dream league? ;p,What is dream team? +"Look at history, KGB, FSB spetznas etc.. Are literally the worlds best from manipulation to operating. They would never be caught",You forgot the +"The female Colossus in the first panel is one of the weirdest proportioned characters I have seen in comics, and that's saying something.",She made me think of Grace Kelly +"Also, games nowadays have significantly more work put into it. The price isn't entirely unreasonable.","yeah, with ceo salaries of today, the price is reasonable." +It wasn't actually all that crazy when viewing from Dazed's perspective. Pretty much every game stuff.,Peeker's advantage has that effect on the game. +A funny Adam Sandler movie?,Wasn't that Pixels? +Or a way to unlock files hidden in the game.,He would most likely be banned if he did that +"People of Reddit, What is the most no-one-knows job that pays really good amount of money ?","nice try, op" +We should organize a debate between Jean Dreze and Jagdish Bhagwati. Pata chalega kaun kitna gyaani hai,"Bhagwati has a bigger reputation, by far." +"I don't, ELI5?","subreddit - submission, subordination DOMreddit - domination (also kinda sounds like Don)" +Random Amazing Point #47 - Fernando Verdasco Vs Andy Murray,Murray's defense is _immense_. +Emilia Clarke Joins the Han Solo Stand-Alone Film,"Oh fuck, this is a bad sign." +This couch just appeared at work. I think my company might be changing focus.,Never trust the black leather love seat +Where the hell are the other 50 areas?,They are called *States* +Trading US tourists for China tourists :),"It appears the Chinese have the same damaged culture we do, so how exactly is this a big deal?" +Primary objective: Leni must survive,"Yeah, if not, her children will try to run, never mind if they're too young." +There should be a Broadway show about her. Call it M. Hamilton or something.,"My name is Margaret Hamilton And there's a million things I haven't done But just you wait, just you wait" +Drive on the road.,Goddamn your user name. +Does a set of all sets contain itself?,It has to by definition. +Connor was having none of that,If Nelly had a dollar every time someone listened to Hot in Herre... +What would a person miss when only using appliances and blow-up dolls for sex?,The soft touch of a woman +Do you know where Americans come from? They ran away from the U.K. What do you think about that?,"I think that that worked out really shitty for the people who were already here, don't you?" +"Old elevators in Prague don't stop between floors, you simply jump in and out as you go",They use them in the Danish parliament too +How much longer does shitty EA have the license for?,"Probably never, it will be just be renewed regularly." +"Infernew: So, i think found a one way smoke on B fountain - Can you replicate it?","This isn't a one way smoke, this just abuses perspective." +"Thick, solid, tight.",I heard he's got a piece on him. +"Stop reading! You read too much, you're going to hurt your eyes! Go watch tv for awhile! My grandma, every time she visited, while grabbing the books from my hands. It was like something off The Simpsons.",That shit belongs in the twilight zone dude +but.. without gpu scaling i cant get black bars,Lucky for me i just have to press one button on my monitor +"This is just one data point, but I'm trying to change fields, and the one single job interview I've managed to land in a new field has been applying via LinkedIn. And that's one success out of maybe only five or ten jobs where a LinkedIn application was an option, so a pretty stellar ratio. Meanwhile, I've sent countless apps through company websites without hearing a peep. And it's such a seamless process compared to the fuckery that is most company website applications. LinkedIn gets a lot of flak for being the dorky second cousin of social media that nobody likes, but if applying through them became the norm for the hiring process, it would be a huge improvement. Just make sure your LinkedIn profile is as sharp as you can get it. Professional headshot or other nice photo, max out the skills section, get endorsements from former supervisors if you can.","It's also worth noting that if you pay for the Job Seeker Premium subscription, you can feature your application which automatically puts your LinkedIn application to the top of the list." +"Not even a self post? I mean, does Freakonomics provide an _answer_ for commuting? Or are you suggesting that one should listen to it for commuting? Is there any measurable data to support why we should consider it the best listening source for commuting? Or is it better for commuting via some utility I've not deduced and which you failed to mention?",I'm sure they are just showing appreciation for how good it is to listen to while driving. +Sadly no. Shhh,Brrrruh stahp +"As the other person has pointed out, TF2's yearly Christmas event will be the Smissmas Event (Australian Christmas). It will come some time during the middle of this month, some have speculated around the 19th. Sometime before or during the event, two crates will be added to the drop system: the Naughty and Nice crates. One of the two will have festive themed weapons, which are pre-existing weapons that are reskinned or remodeled to be christmas themed, and the other will have cosmetics that the community have made, (not necessarily themed to the holiday). Outside of crates, we'll also receive other things for the game, which can range from balance changes, new weapons, and I believe even new maps (not completely sure on that though). Also, everyone receives a gift for christmas, which is a free unboxable item that contains name and description tags, a paint can, a free MvM ticket, and I believe extra weapons as well.","Paint can replaced the ticket actually, and thank God for that" +Land will never collapse.,You mean like the Las Vegas or Detroit real estate markets? +"Isn't the entire idea of an abortion wrong? Like even the term abort means stop something is wrong. Of course abortion is wrong, but that doesn't mean it's not needed in a lot of cases and should definitely not be illegal.","By that logic, it was wrong to abort slavery, Jim Crow, the disenfranchisement of women and minorities, gay marriage, and basically everything in the modern world." +Fart smeller,Sart Fmeller +"I hate this fad of calling dogs ''doggos'' It sounds stupid to me. And **fucking retarded**. Downvote me all you want now, but I needed to say it.",Little pupper +"I mean, I'll accept that. Trump voters showed they didn't really care about bigotry. Time to even the playing field. Stop being so PC. ;)",Beating bigotry with bigotry a classic example of taking the high road......... +Trump's wife modeled in US prior to getting work visa,"Yeah, this is important" +"Voting has closed. -3 hours ago Fuck,I love voting.",If you're in the US you can vote here in 3 days... +I've heard far more people in my life say white males can't have an opinion than I've heard anyone say that any other race/gender combination can't have one.,I'm going to guess you're a white male? +"Recently bought a House I recently bought a house (December) ... Even though I spent all of my savings on Down Payment, I wanted to do some upgrades before moving in so I went into a little debt doing that... it's not unmanageable, but my concern is that I have it in a lot of different places - different credit accounts with different banks, etc... About $15,000 worth.. At my current rate I would think it would take about 1 year to pay it all off. My question is, should I take out some sort of low interest loan, pay all them off and just worry about paying ONE loan back at a fixed interest? Will this end up saving me some interest costs? Or should I keep them all separated? Thanks","If the consolidated loan is a lower interest rate than where the debt is currently, then it's a good idea." +"10,000 users right now, yet so many of our front page posts have less than 3,000 points. Does not compute. Are we getting suppressed more?",Our upvotes are fractions.. They don't count as much as downvotes do. +Anyone else say canwc like Con-Nuck,Kuh-nuke. +lololol fanf iz cansur xddddddddddd,just imagine the store clerk minding his own business until some kid takes a picture of the fnaf merchandise +"The best YouTube channel? I know this question has been asked before, but some time has past, so I thought we could discuss it again? What is something you enjoy in a good YouTube channel on ultralight trekking? Who are some inspiring YouTubers in your opinion? What should a common mistakes YouTubers should watch out for? As you might have seen, I recently started a channel (maybe you saw the Kyrgyzstan videos?), and I want my channel to be as awesome and interesting as possible. All comments and ideas are very much appreciated. Cheers!",Syntax77 Will Wood Joe Brewer +.005 instead of .0005.,We'll take bitcoin for our $56000 +The reveal is dumb. Also this artist is kind of really bad when it comes to eyes. They look super creepy.,Maybe it was intentional XD. +Too fucking many,"Get used to it, they never go away" +"Who does Christian McCaffrey remind you of? I'm a big McCaffrey fan and love watching him run. That being said, I couldn't think of a great comparison of his running style. He's got great burst and shake and is awesome as a receiver out of the backfield. The closest comparison I could think of was Marshall Faulk, but that doesn't seem perfect. Who am I forgetting?",Leonard Fournette +"Agreed. I would love to see a series like Little and Cubed, but with Jon.",Haven't they hinted at some sort of collab in the near future on the Podcats? +Tell that to the middle-east.,The Middle East is not home to any major powers. +Which Sentence do you still remember from your childhood video games?,Bip.....bip......bip.....bip.....be-bip......bip.... It seems that my childhood was rather longer ago than most here.... +Someone should pull CNN.,"Let them go to the farm up state, so they can run with the other news stations." +"I hate bash. I mean I loved buying basher when you could stack them and permabash. You would trade an itemslot and damage potential for the disable but now, not only you get an extra item slot but also you can activate your stun whenever you want. That's even worse than permabash.",That is exactly what abyssal does and always did. +"There was a girl at my daughter's school named Madissynn. She (my daughter) also had a kid in her class last year named Seven. Dear God, why? Fun fact: Seven has a twin sister...named Jordan.",... of Nine? +007 side job?,00/7 was an inside (Odd)job +Greatest end to Detective / Crime TV series ever. Sledge Hammer! - 1988,I would pay money to see a feature length movie based on this show starring Bruce Campbell. +stupid question by.. is the game going to be in question?,"No, Miami should be in the clear by now, with minimal impact from the storm." +If firmino scores a hattrick I will get his hairstyle,"Don't do it, there's so much to live for" +Pontiac G8 or maybe Chevy SS. Fix the suspension and some other mods and you're going in the right direction.,"If you had the spare time and sanity, you could theoretically turn a G8 into a VE Supercar." +The Montclair Police Benevolent Association wants you to believe someone hacked their Facebook page to post pro-police memes,Unauthorized access = somebody let the rookie have access when he was supposed to be reviewing paperwork +Drinking tap water.,Except when the tap water is dirty or has an incredibly disgusting smell/taste. +Scientists slam Donald Trump's environment chief over climate denial: 'It's like disputing gravity',"If gravity is such a big deal, then explain balloons smartass." +Halloween: A History Lesson for the advocates of Halaloween #halaloween,Why should the history of Halloween matter to it's verdict? +"Similar boat here. Recovering beard, trying to pull it together. I'm a high school teacher but whenever anyone asks what I do, I refer to this elaborate fictitious life as a linguistic anthropologist where I am working on connecting archaic language x with extinct language y based on... Until they just lose interest. Beats the sneers I used to get when I admitted my real job. You can take the man out of the Beard, but not the Beard out of the man, I guess.",It's pretty fucked up someone would sneer at a teacher. +"Can we just mute their mics after the two minutes is up? Literally just one guy, switching the source back and forth between them would make this cluster fuck less fucky.",Slime them like Nickelodeon. +"REDDIT INC. APPEARS TO HAVE DISABLED UPVOTING IN THE_DONALD JUST 15 MINUTES BEFORE PROJECT VERITAS VIDEO DROPS! REDDIT IS BOUGHT AND PAID FOR BY CROOKED HILLARY AND CTR, FOLKS! #DrainTheSwamp","There's almost 10,000 upvotes on that post... GOOD GRIEF" +"Or Xul's Mortal Wound lvl20 talent, which is a 75% reduction in healing and can hit multiple enemies.",Uhm... That would really do a lot against their team! +2 keys for cert sniper dot?,nope +Never accept trades 1 or more days in the future! So far i lost 10/11 future trades because the other guy just ignored me after a day or more. Now i am sitting on my items because they are not responding and i declined any other offer. Its just not worth it.,"I'm the guy who ignored people last week because I didn't have keys, I know, shame on me." +You never think about it but honey is just a sticky excretion that comes from a big nasty looking bug. Gross. It's like the Slurm episode of Futurama.,"Yeah, and you were made from a sticky excretion that comes from a penis." +Trevor Noah isn't American though,Is that why hes not funny? +Drought is Over in Nearly One-Fourth of California: Monitor,"Lol, just another trump supporter trying to shovel his shit." +How could a member of my own family say something so horrible?,Incredible reference game +"Tens of Thousands in South Korea Call for President, Who Appears To Have Been Influenced by a Cult to Quit",So basically the same thing with Hillary Clinton is she somehow magically wins Except if we tried to protest we would be attacked by The Supreme Leader Clinton Rod-Hil's national guard while BLM got to have their weekly riot and suburb burnings. +"Minnesota still engaged in trade talks on Tyus Jones, including with Philadelphia",Colangelo pls +"REEEE! Any female that can even be considered feminine or attractive is being sexualized and fucking RAPED just by people even thinking they should conform to their shitty social standards! Why the fuck isn't there a female Toblerone yet!? All stupid weak women all the time, not like there's some strong, powerful woman with feminist hair or an incredibly intelligent hacker woman around already!",Pssst.. You might want to use this next time +"I think many people also don't realise how disproportionately big London is within the UK. It's the biggest financial, cultural and political centre - and the city region has more people than Scotland and Wales put together, and is around 3-4 times the size of the next biggest city - an imbalance that wasn't helped by the decline of the large industrial cities in the North and Midlands.",Perks of having been the centre city of one of the largest empires to have ever existed I guess. +Battlefield 1 Wallpapers,Neat-o +"Uhm... was this patch 6.20? Her combo got easier :P Enjoy the satisfaction while its easy, and if you really liked it, master the actual combos :D",Idk what it is ever since 6.20 I've been rocking a 75% win rate on her... Something must have finally clicked +That would def. knock you out cold.,What a chilling thought +Single payer OPTION fixes this.,And that's why the single payer system in England is collapsing like Obamacare. +"As mentioned below, either the Secret Service, or if he's trying to send it through the mail, then contact the US Postal Inspectors. Both of those agencies are more likely to actually do something useful for you.",I'll give the secret service a try and see if they are interested. +My school has an all gender restroom,I think this is the dream demon restroom. +Actually it is. Constant war was the norm during the prehistoric age. Then came civilisation which har served as well ever since. Nowadays we do not solve conflicts by war. That is sooo 10000 B.C.,"You, uh, don't have a television, do you?" diff --git a/chunk37.csv b/chunk37.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..97d3c894b52419a04eb56200fdbffa6a31d58b9d --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk37.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1668 @@ +Input,Output +"It's also possible that Faron Woods expanded over the original Hyrule Field. I mean, the entire land does have a penchant for rapid climate change. But that wouldn't explain Death Mountain and Lake Hylia's changing. God, Hylian cartographers are more fucked than their historians, that's for sure. Still, it would seem that puts us in the child timeline, as an unexpected sequel to Twilight Princess, with the castle from Twilight Princess looking like it's the one in this game (the shot of the TP fountain looks like it's very near the desolation caused by Ganon, and the shot of Ganon we've seen looks very similar to the TP castle). Perhaps that explains this Ganon's nature, we've seen how hard-to-kill Ganon is, so perhaps killling Ganondorf merely removed control over the power.","Yah from what we have seen it seems ganondorf who held the trifrce of power and was also cursed by demise had some one control over him self from going nuts(maybe the trifrce gave him the slight control over the curse), maybe killing him and removing the triforce of power also let the curse leave his body and take a physical form" +How?,You kill things. +WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUCK,Good luck calculating the economic ramifications of this. +"Why do a large percentage of Atheists come from dysfunctional families? If the minority of the population subscribe to naturalistic tendencies, doesn't the evolutionary favoritism of religious belief make you a mentally ill?",Source on your claim? +We are secret communist bots from Russia also. Beep boop.,Which is weird because these cucks are mostly closet communists... +"Oh, no, that's not *it.* After that, if you're still somehow writhing on the ground, in pain, Ennard smashes through the window, takes their mask off, and slowly, but surely, fits itself into your skin. It being inside you crushes your organs, shatters your bones, and, oh, yes, everything that's in your face right now, your eyes, teeth, tongue, skull, and even brain, are smashed either to the sides of your head or leak through your various holes. Fun!",#i fucking hate you +What I love about this comment is that you could have meant -BIGGER affect on rather than many people realize or -THAT many people don't realize.,"Took me a second to REALIZE what you meant, but yes, that is interesting :-)" +Do Americans not realize the people who decided what rights we have literally owned slaves,A huge reason at the Constitutional Convention for selecting the electoral college method over a pure popular vote was the existence of slaves in the South - Madison was concerned that the South would have almost no influence on the election because there were so fewer voters there (this was solved in Congressional elections through the 3/5ths compromise). +"Journalist, Amy Goodman, is charged with rioting, while covering protest of Native American protest of pipeline in North Dakota, USA",It's hard for me to understand why Americans still think we have a right to protest or a right to freedom of the press. +Trump now saying mass incarceration may be alternative to mass deportation,Breaking News: Billionaire has no sense of price. +That's what I was afraid of :(,"Then relax, its not true" +Rockhold didn't get cocky at all. He just got caught simple,"OK, bro lol." +"What are the best and most Technical striking matches in MMA? I am trying to think of the best and most technical striking matches in MMA. Not stuff like Silva beeting some guy who barely knows how to throw a striaght but matches were both guys were high level. Here is my list Cruz Dillashaw Masvidal Pearson Pettis Barboza Larkin Tumenov Edgar Aldo Aldo Mendes Horiguchi TJ? Pearson Trinaldo Rumble vs Gustuafson? Silva Bisping These are no real order, just stuff I can think of off the top of my head.",Lobov vs Avila +If you look at the previous ones in the sidebar there are 2 similar ones in November if you want to start counting off those,I'm not original :( +"Delusional, too. Great combo",;) keep them coming +"My old job only had it on Thanksgiving, New Years and Christmas. Now my current job gives it to us on any national holiday! (its mainly because of the union)",But unions never do anything good. +Melbourne teenager tackles flood waters,"Even flood indicators on that viaduct, yet.....just go full retard through the water?" +"Do your parents still love you and are you staying at home rent free? Cool, stay there as long as possible and save up some more money. Because money is a thing of the past when you are on your own.",Wishing I would have listened to this +Make sure you use hand sanitiser then,And a pole i heard she ugly +Huh? That is not true. They don't even make their own ketchup. They also don't make their own meat.,"They don't make their own meat, they *are* their own meat" +Goku*,"GASTON, WHY AREN'T YOU DEAD YOU FUCK ... I ^have ^^the ^^^dragon ^^^^balls" +"Ok, seriously now... can we just have a 3rd term?",but he is ruining the economy by lowering the unemployment rate and having steady growth! +"Either trump is way less corrupt or way better at not getting caught. Her corruption is so gross because she is so powerful that she can do it plain sight without consequence. Nobody is arguing that he is anywhere coming remotely close to her on the corruption scale. Every day, the most damning articles on the trump side are, trump is really rude compared to Hillary lied dozens of times to the fbi, spent much time on sex slave island, gives large amounts of money to satanists. We are way past different ballparks now.",I believe she has done it in the spirit of transparency. +Realistically everyone except China and maybe Russia is significantly weaker than Us.,"Russia is significantly weaker than the US in most areas, especially at sea." +####NTs can only think with their dicks.,####NTs lack theory of mind +Made my first gif. Hope you like it!,WOW so spicy +"Should I start handing out iDie business cards, m'lord?","Noob, what have you created, you're like a lil' pimp with your side hoes." +Which celebrity would you consider a 10/10 looks-wise?,Sophie Turner +Why wouldn't you test it on some wood?,"Duh, because it wasn't cutting wood properly." +Wrong Hilary woulda done some stupid dance to pander to black people instead,Whatev Enjoy prison pothead You earned it +Sometimes you feel like your asshole might be greasy but you can't tell so you reach in your pants and do a couple quick swipes of your balloon knot and then smell it even though you know that even the best case scenario is still going to be awful. R...right?,"Never done that lol, but ive also never had my asshole secretely greased" +Beat Hamilton to releasing a book!,Rosberg has the psychological advantage now because he released his book first! +I think it is kinda hypocritical to say he is kicking the ass of the cancer that runs its mouth on the internet while he himself is saying stuff like Getting outplayed in all aspects of life by a dying guy must sting. Guess thats why they so mad Not sure why he is getting praise for this kind of behaviour.,"You're right, he is supposed to just take all of the abuse people can throw at him and never lash out because he's not really a person with feelings that need to be considered." +Asal jangan jadi lurker aja. Di sana lurker ditendang-tendangin.,"so do i must fulfill some requirement like posting once a day, and sharing ads or stuff?" +for a second there i was worried the annual aggie collapse wasnt coming,Me too man. +"That brings up an interesting question, what if professional athletes played fantasy sports for their respective league? Are they even allowed to do that?",they probably aren't but i wouldnt be surprised if they did +Cant Trump the Stump (Loud),I think this is the loudest thing I've seen on here +England is perhaps the only great country whose intellectuals are ashamed of their own nationality. - George Orwell I think it's fair to say that being angry at our own country is a British pastime.,I wish we could learn from that. +Industrial scars: The environmental cost of consumption in pictures,We are fucked +Pinser spelled differently is Penis with an extra r.,Technically any word spelled differently is Penis with an extra r. +"GG, South Korea! They won the Overwatch World Cup without losing a single map!","It's possible that Russia weren't really trying, since they knew they gonna lose anyway." +"Nice comment MrAykoo. However, I was refering to him buying it on the T-side. I have never in my life bought the bizon in CS:GO. I truly do find it the worst gun in the game, against a full-eco I do however see the advantage of having it due to the magazine size","you can't know if CTs will do a eco or force buy on 2nd round, so if they force buy, the bizon will be basicaly useless" +"I'm from the United States America, a country that was formed in the 1770s after breaking away from England, and I speak English, the third most spoken language in the world.","I'm from the Federal Republic of Germany, a country that has its roots in the stone age and was was first concieved as an idea in the 4th century, was unified in the 10th century or 1815, depending on your perspective, became democratic in 1918, became fascist in 1933, and democratic again in 1949 and unified again in 1990, and I speak German, the 11th most spoken language in the world and English, the 3rd most spoken language in the world." +"The problem I have facing against Zed is that I play mages who are quite bad in a 1v1 vs him (Ziggs, Veigar, Lux) so he will just leave the lane even if I push. I can't follow him because there are no wards (so he can just pick me off). Normally botlane will just retreat, I push 2 waves into his tower and he is forced to come back. Easy. But I don't want to risk my botlane not doing that so I just ban him.",Just take his tower if he leats you push 2 waves into it +"FSMH pt 1, No Parties in LA, Waves, Real Friends, Saint Pablo, Facts, even Wolves. All way better",30 Hours too. +"Hey guys im not going to buy a game I really wanted to play because of DRM, that sure showed them!",Agreed! +Chocolate covered pretzel?,"Fill this with soda, no ice." +"Eh let the thing get overtired and cranky, and then hand it back to the parents. ;)",Along with giving him mountain dew and pixie sticks +Just did my part today folks. 1 more vote for Trump in Illinois. Mark Kirk gonna disavow Trump? No vote for you! Ivanka for Illinois Senate.,"Curious how Hillary and Kaine use their full middle names, neighbor" +The FBI restarted their investigation on Hillary because the NYPD was investigating Weiner. Press F to pay respects to the based NYPD here.,F +Member the death star?,the weakass starkiller base wannabe? +"No one doubts that climate changes. Please stop with that nonsense -- there's not a single person on earth who doesn't know that the climate changes over time. No it's not scary at all - the earth has and will change forever - sometimes extremely - we can't stop it. We are just sick of democrats indoctrinating our youth to think if they're able to plug their farts or some shit, they'll stop the oceans from overflowing and save the planet. But if they don't RIGHT NOW, they'll destroy our planet. Standard brainwashing garbage. CO2 is plant food, more CO2, more plants - TRUTH. Our planet has been through 5 ice ages and man had and will have absolutely nothing to do with it. TRUTH","So, basically, what if we're creating a better world for nothing?!" +*looks at hands* Am I... am I...?,*does robot hand motions to check* +So you're just staring at a bunch of icons with your pants around your ankles?,"also you can screen shot your email or an excel file, save it as the desktop photo, so when you minimize it, it looks like work." +TA has the most beautiful eyes in the game Just putting it out there,TA is waifu +A girl on the other side is showing her boobs. I wonder why.,Hint: Riley Reid is the star of this one +Choreography: 9/10 Cinematography: 1/10,"I'd have to give the choreography a 7 or an 8, because neither of them took the high ground." +What the FBI is doing is illegal. They are supposed to have integrity and trust not political bias.,"I agree, the FBI should never investigate any high-level politician for ANY crimes, it ruins the fabric of our government." +"uh, in the article?","Yeah dude, that thing was so full of hate speech" +Joke question,death +Rs.10 coins pile up as rumours take toll,Just goes on to show the faith left in our currency +"Well I go to my bias machine, pull the lever, and it says AMD bad, nvidia gud.",Machine sounds broken. +nice weather were having I've never had a good blow job before,But whats a bad way to bring it up though? +"You should probably thank everyone else in the thread aswell, since it's all opinions.","No, just yours specifically" +"In the UK, running a blog over HTTPS is terrorism, says Scotland Yard","Seriously, why don't Facebook and Google disable HTTPS for UK with big red banner now everyone can see what you browse because UK government doesn't want you to use encryption?" +"Is the Hammerlock's Hunt DLC worth it? I recently started it with my siren, and i was wondering if there is anything that is of value in the dlc.","well, it's not a masterpiece, but I enjoyed it, not as good as TTAoDK, but it's good and solid single player DLC:) worth buying on a sale:)" +We need boycott CNN'S advertisers. Here is a great list. Thank you whomever made it,AARP and Jitterbug.... wonder who their target audience is? +"Here are my thoughts: I've been a zombie player since Kino, Black Ops 1. At that time, zombies was challenging. Zombies didn't give the survivor a shield or something that makes them feel secure and less survivor. It was all about pure strategy, weapon choice and surviving. When Black Ops 2 came, they added the shield, which was ok at the moment. Exo-zombies came, and for me, it felt incomplete and dull. Black Ops 3 comes, the game is easy as hell, allowing players to get perkaholics on round 1, shopping frees to open the whole map in 1 minute, shield that now either works like a rocket or a fire breather, etc. Black Ops 3 for me, didn't feel like a Black Ops Zombies mode. It was WAY too easy and not challenging at all. Zombies in Spaceland comes out, and it offers what Black Ops 1 offered to the players, challenge. Zombies in Spaceland not only adds challenge but also adds lots of stuff that Treyarch didn't want to add on their zombies mode in Black Ops 3. So, as far as I know, Glitching Queen hasn't played Back Ops 1 deeply as some members of this community did, meaning that what she expects on a zombies game mode is ease and no challenge at all. This also counts to Noah, who was always using fucking perkaholics on round 1 with no fucking reason at all. Zombies is about challenge, monetary and weapon arsenal strategy and difficulty, so if you want to complain and set up all your shit on round 1, go back to fucking Black Ops 3 and leave the other players alone. When I played ZiS yesterday for the first time, I couldn't be more happier than I am right now. I haven't had so much fun and tension adrenaline (epic clutch moments) since Black Ops 1, and I can't be more thankful than I am right now to Lee Ross and the rest of the Zombies team for making this game mode what it actually is, SURVIVAL and CHALLENGE.",As someone who got into Zombies in BO1 (call of the dead is still my fav map) this comment is literally making me buy this game. +"Nope. That would be a Constitutional violation, which he can sue for. Now, he could be benched for the rest of his contract with no renewal...",Pretty sure only the government or people working for the government can violate your constitutional rights. +UK has highest rates of cocaine use and gonorrhoea in Europe,I'm only responsible for one of those. +"Somebody remind me, what exactly is alt about those fascists?","They're alternative and fringe to the right, but not to fascists." +"Selanne only scores two goals, psh, what a scrub","If he joins the Jets by tomorrow, he's on pace for a 156 goal season!" +Lol she's like 70.,So's the chosen 'leader' of the free world. +My friend made this for his art class,You should x-post this to r/calligraphy +"Bruh 18 y/o size 12 over here, you aint got shit","3 y/o here, got that size 25 check me up" +Clinton Foundation Confirms $1 Million Gift from Qatar while Hillary was Secretary of State,Nooooo Hillary can't do anything wrong because she's a democrat +Seems luck is on my side!,I wouldnt call hatching trash Luck +"Morality of using deck trackers? I've always considered knowing your deck like the back of your hand, as well as being able to recognise what you've used and still have left (and with that knowing your outs) as skills. I thought learning them was good practice and made you a better player, but many people use deck trackers as a replacement for these skills. It by no means makes them bad players, but does the community consider them cheating or completey fair to use? Tl;Dr: Deck trackers are great tools, but does the community think they detract from skill (or are even cheating)?","Absolutely lol in the other tcg I play (yugioh) you can look at the graveyard/exiled, and i view deck trackers like counting cards it can be done without the deck tracker it just makes it easier especially when you utilize the devils lettuce to unlock cheats" +50 shades of grey,More like 50 shades of shitty planning and administration fuckups. +Trump adviser received salary from charity while steering Breitbart News,drain the swamp +The DJ Sona skin splash is always good to look at for a variety of reasons,2 reasons +"Not sure if this is the right sub, but need some advice",Seriously helpful responses. +I found the one who can't read,Sorry I should have added +"Scotland's First Minister - Hate hearing @HillaryClinton described as 'lesser of two evils' when she's actually a smart, strong, experienced, resilient woman.","Ah the SNP, the only major left-wing party in the UK Parliament that isn't self-cannibalizing itself" +So they should cost 600$ while being worse than Tec-9 and Five-SeveN? What kind of logic is that?,My bad what I meant was both dualies for $300 not for a single one +Definitely gonna go with the Naked skin and grab a rhinoshield case,Why bother with a case AND a skin? +pink dieci for the pink vortex ?,already traded it +FS: Saint Pablo hoodie XXL,How much? +"Look, we're all thinking it, but I'm just gonna say it: we are not very good.",It finally became clear today for the first time all season. +Norte Dame AD: No Truth To Brian Kelly Rumors,So.....he gone? +So we DO scientifically know why we need to sleep?,We don't know why those processes require putting the brain into an incredibly vulnerable unconscious state when it seems plausible to undergo those processes in an alert but conserved state. +This is some weeb shit ew,I mean the SG skin line is inspired by Sailor Moon so yeah it's gonna be weebish. +"if there isn't a significant amount of metal on the magnet, then i wouldn't change it. but to pull the magnet out, which is attached to the drain plug.. well, you have to drain it.. and if it doesn't have a magnet on the drain plug, then that's just retarded.","Thanks for the idea, drain plug is on the side, I can pull it without draining." +"In Hindsight, I think since the decision, Lebron is the only superstar that should have left his team.",Sure +We got ourselves a clicker!,The species was thought extinct for at least 6 years... +"shell autobounce and normalization. which one comes first? ex) shell got 60' autobounce and 5' normalization hits somthing at 62' than, will it auto bounce? or proceed to the pen calculation?",Autobounce check first. +The noodles have more sodium than the seasoning packet.,you seriously just made this up because you felt like it lmao +"It got nerfed. Previously, the first 4 shots would be perfectly accurate to where you are aiming. Now, the recoil sets in immediately.","Ahhh that is why, thanks :3" +Yeah we gonna chill in bed to watch CSGO Demos just Like autimatic and n0thing ;D,lmao.. touche +"Not all of Christianity proselytize though, right? I thought that for some denominations its much more important than for others. For Islam it's much more important, IIRC.","Yup, on both accounts." +"iOS 10.2 Snapchat Rebooting iPhone I have updated to iOS 10.2 today and recently my iPhone 6 has been acting up when I open up the snapchat app through a notification. It will open up the app, freeze and reboot. I was wondering if anyone else has been encountering this issue. As well, if this issue is with the app itself or if it is iOS 10.2.",Yup it's doing that to me too it's already done it 2 times +"With the number of games the Grumps have now played, how about every week the Mods highlight and sticky a random playthough to the top of the Subreddit just so we can all relive series together and discuss them again? When I watch older series I often read the Subreddit linked comments and end up wishing that I could join the discussion but the post has been archived. It would be nice to reexamine some old gems and forgotten series and get a bit of discussion going around them. What does the lovely hivemind think?","Mods, get on this shit." +They lost their shit over two guys standing around without guns.,"But, but.. they were armed with black skin." +What is this- 1816?,MAGA! +"Yeah, let's listen to Steve Bannon, Roger Stone, Alex Jones and David Duke instead. They are the real gentlemen and scholars.","To be fair, they're trying to make the country great again by taking everyone back to time before these former presidents messed everything up for the oppressed white man." +Lazy bird taking a train,"Aww, he thinks he's people!" +I agree thanks :D,No problem! +"Only YOU can prevent DND from turning into r/relationships. Every single post there are people who dwell on some detail on in the story. OMG, they interpreted a rule differently than I would. This is an abusive relationship and you need to delete Facebook, hit the gym and lawyer up. We're always fast to hop on the original poster's side and totally forget that we're only hearing one side of the story. Then down vote anybody that disagrees to oblivion. Of course they're going to tell the story so they're the sympathetic one. They aren't going to mention the half hour every meeting they spend rule lawyering. They may bitch about the DMing taking them down a power level, but not mention that they're fudging their rolls so it was totally necessary. Or the DM may be complaining about a player who constantly rule lawyers, but isn't aware of how inconsistently they are changing/applying their rules. I have two points. * If somebody isn't asking for advice don't interject yourself and tell them that they're having fun in the wrong way. Or tell them they're a bad DM, or they have a bad DM and should leave the group. * If you are asking for advice on how to handle a bad DM or a problem player. YOU are the problem. The answer is always take the person aside for a 1 on 1 conversation before/after the meeting and discuss your concerns like an adult. if you solve the problem, great! If not, ask yourself Can I live with the decision and not constantly complain about it or interrupt future sessions? If yes, then do it. If not, then bring in the rest of the group and hope there is somebody more mature to help you put the petty squabbles aside.",Because victim blaming makes things better. +"D-Does Yang know those chores would be easier with a second arm? Also, we all know what Taiyang is doing with the robot arm.",Making shadow puppets? +Knowing where a letter is in the alphabet in relation to others without singing the ABCs,Fact: There is no reason why the alphabet is in the order that it is. +"It's been a long time since I saw the movie, but didn't Penguin liberate them from nearby zoos like some sort of pied piper?","They 'adopt' him at the start of the film, so they pre-date him." +Forgetting that you used a single laptop a few times isn't going to lead to a prosecution..... especially if all emails are duplicates.,when that single laptop has over a thousand emails it becomes more then just a small little issue +"I figured any filter other than Hot would result in threads more than 24 hours old. Heck, even 24 hours later can sometimes constitute as an old thread.","y'know theres a new filter, right?" +I heard people saying this was taken out of context but I'm wondering what kind of context could make it okay.,"Whatever the context, she's talking at the person, not to them." +"Yeah, I meant Boldin. When I typed that I was talking about Doug Baldwin with my buddy.",It's all good. +"What is your favorite souls series quote? Mine is from mr conniptions: so they made him a lord of cinder. Not for virtue, but for might","Ignorant slaves, how quickly you forget." +"Not to crap in your cornflakes, but driving under the influence is a dick move.",But the cops are the assholes right? +We will welcome all American immigrants who come to Canada. Legally.,Legally +Now this is kek material.,The toppest of keks +"This is just getting too far, sort of like your dick in my throat. Okay, enough lmao.","Alright lmao, a bit *too* gay for my tastes" +Typing on console takes WAY longer. It slows down games way more than someone typing on PC. Some guy took like three minutes to send a message that basically said ya'll are pussies.,"Sure, which is why it should only be allowed through a second screen app." +So how will reducing regulations improve your life? How will stopping immigration improve your life?,I believe they are beneficial to the nations economy. +"Come one, she was totally reckless with classified information. It deserved to be investigated, the off the cuff leaks and the letter were totally inappropriate. He should be investigated.",I think we're in agreement. +Btw Republicans want more citizens to use their Second Amendment rights so yeah Democrat or Republican grab your legally owned firearms baby.,"Whew, I was worried our society might become LESS gun-obsessed." +"Nah they're going to just run Hillary again. Third time's a charm, right?",It's (still) HER TURN! +So basically Trump isn't going to speak to the press other than FOX news or Alex Jones or what have you. You guys are **BEYOND FUCKED**,"He's got Twitter to speak directly to the people, what does he need the lying MSM for?" +"What do you think the Giants' final record will be? After seeing 5 games this season with a mix of good wins and really awful losses, how do you think the season will pan out?",9-Jul +Transferring business Parents have a small business LLC and are retiring. Whats the best way for them to transfer the business to me? - I am in Maryland,What does the LLC's Operating Agreement say? +Why aren't fouls behind the 3PT line (when a team is in the bonus) 3 free throws when shooting fouls behind the 3PT line that aren't and-1's 3 FT? If they did that it would make Hack-a less valuable as you'd have to be a 33% shooter to make it less than 1 point per possession on average.,because rules +Would you marry someone who is the same ethnicity as you? Why?,"No, because all white people are racist fucks and should be exterminated" +Let Me Clarify: Why Ice Floats on Water - #.01 -,Chill on those sound effects and wacky graphics +"Type Cover 4 click and drag messed up? When I click a file/folder and drag it around, it moves VERY slow and I have to flick my 2nd finger around very fast in order for it to track. Anyone else have that problem or did I get a defected Type Cover?",My regular mouse does something like this +They're both terrible is prima facie false equivalence son,"It's not a false equivalence, it's simply an observation." +"What I've heard is he started heckling or whatever, then he went to lift up a sign and someone panicked and yelled gun.",A possible pro Hillary Clinton sign is worse than a gun. +The first victims of repealing Obamacare will be the sick and the poor,Hey should have thought of that before choosing to be sick and poor. +Hillary Clinton just TOLD THE WHOLE WORLD OUR NUCLEAR LAUNCH SECRETS!!!,The caps lock show they are sane. +Hey guys I was wondering if you remember learning in school that the body was made up of 75% water? Because I recently came across an article where it states that we are 60% water? Anyone remember like I do?,Yup def remember 75% +I am a semi-automatic lonely bohohoy,You're dead I'm well fed +Sammy Watkins. Though I might pick him up still if he falls a decent amount. 3rd round pick for him really sucked.,I don't know if he has a good end of season run his value will shoot up. +Didn't they have Bieliever shirts back when we hired CBB?,I know they had Bieliemer ones. +What are some stereotypes you're tired of?,That people from New Zealand steal road salt. +Or a 70 degree day in NY.,BUT IT WAS SLIGHTLY HUMID^ +I think it was 17k,"For Hennessy, not Harambe." +Goodell said he would reinstate him if he could prove he would never get suspended again,lmao the logic of that makes me actually believe that Goodell might have said something along those lines. +Kalon Fan-art,He just looks like he's so uninterested in everything :p +Intel i7-6700 cpu @ 2.60 GHz 16.0 RM,GPU? +"Do you believe Archeage can still be fixed? Ok, everyone know the problems... but it can be fixed and bring back part of the community with 3.0/fresh start like Archeage RU/KR/other MMO FFXIV/ESO? Archeage is still fixable?",I don't think they want to fix it. +"Serious question here. After nearly 500 years, are Lutherans and reformed Christians still considered relatively recent? In the scheme of church history, we have been around for 25% of it now, that's getting pretty significant.....",Yes. +"Yeah i cannot imagine, those people seem to be doing good making their 900$ payments but whatever job they got must be bringing in a good bit of funds. Capital management should be the type of classes they teach in high school.",You mean they don't anymore? +1/2 Floors !,r/mildlyfrustrating +Initial V: Brazil Stage,What a 2016: From young daddy's boy to hero to villain to now the Memeprince. +"Actually, Trump supporters are Redcaps.",Saw a comment on reddit on election night saying those hats should be banned because everyone wearing them looked like they were in a cult lol +"Did anyone do French immersion? How did you find it? I'm thinking if enrolling my kid in French immersion, but I've heard things like the curriculum is not updated as much as the english one, or that the teachers aren't even that good in French. Thoughts?","Had sex with a French girl once, so yes." +You know that Greece and Germany being down is because of the same crisis right? And it started long before the refugee issues they might be facing. And pretending that you can compare an issue where migrants are just showing up en mass and an orderly intake of processed immigrants is fucking delusional.,"Immigration is supposed to jump start economies, though." +Kim Campbell sees sexism in criticism of Hillary Clinton,Kim who? +Holiday appropriate exit holiday hoarders - has anyone found it? I presumed it would be a sleigh in place of the helicopter - similar to the toy dinosaur in place of the quad in Colorado - however all the exit points still look the same and play the usual cut screen? Am I missing something glaring obvious - or is it just a bit harder to find?,It's a chimney +"Sorta sad, someone who had potential but decided to get fat instead.",Looks like he's fulfilling his potential while being fat to me. +Because sharks kill people dumbass,"Sharks don't kill people, people kill people." +"Just joined the master race, I want to know what the most graphically intensive PC games are . I want to buy some games, not battlefield 1, which are graphically awesome so what would you recommend me?","Crysis with HD textures, Crysis 3, Metro Redux, The Witcher 3, GTA V, Rise of The Tomb Raider, Star Citizen(Alpha warning)" +"Free Talk Friday - November 11, 2016 The weekly Free Talk Friday thread. Feel free to discuss anything here, whether it be your new Flash shampoo you got in the mail, Grandpas new suspenders or just something you feel like sharing, anything goes.",Anyone know why Flash & S.h.i.e.l.d took these days off of normal schedule? +"So true. Just faced a Lavaound deck which also included Inferno Dragon, Baby D, Mega Minion, Minion Horde. I run a Giant Witch deck with MM and Musk but I still got overwhelmed. He also kept dropping Valk on my Witch or Musks head. Granted I probably played quite poorly and my cards are underleveled but it was difficult to deal with.",Thats what you get Giant user +Sweet,Clover +It's painful alright. I just squeeze on it like a zit until splat! Pus everywhere!,I don't think that's puss... +**ANY LOSS**,Manchester United 1-2 Leicester Rashford 67 +I just got back from door knocking in my Pittsburgh Suburb. 87% of the people I talked to is voting for Trump.,Well Hillary will probably get 52% of the vote +Breaking: Fire outside Bridgestone,Oh look it's growing pains wow so nifty lets accept it and move on +TIL 480hz TVs exist,"Some are even marketed at 600fps... seems like interpolating images makes makes your tv 10 times faster, go figure" +"Oh close but no cigar, Jacksonville",I knew I was wrong because you said great players :( +Are you better than JustEat? How do you deal with incorrect orders?,Or SkipTheDishes +"Damn that's so sad. What exactly did they do though, like what specific things and stuff and etc. What were his exact words? So sad to hear something like that.",^^OP^pls +"I know she was 12, but wouldn't most 12 year olds think drinking poison would probably make my body toxic and they wouldn't be able to use it?",You seem to think that most 12 year olds in India have a decent level of education... This is certainly not the case. +"How do you prefer them, shaved or hairy?",I like my furbies shaved. +What should you be doing?,Emptying the dishwasher +"Zubeknakov skin concept, will include some graffiti text but I have yet not decided what kind of word(s), help me find a good graffiti name!",Wasteland Rebel +"For the record, most Shadow Priests dont like being balanced around Surrender to Madness either.","Speak for yourself, I rolled a Spriest just because the idea of the talent was so interesting to me." +"Uh huh. So how do you like this new emphasis on working people, specifically the Rust Belt Democrats who voted Republican in this election?",I have no strong feelings one way or the other. +"Well, I like the DCEU movies and that's usually subject to burning. Granted I'm pissed about the SS extended edition news.",Same +"Never, even in my deepest darkest rabbit hole, did I think our gov would be ran by a shadow pedo cult.. What. The. Fuck","Well maybe it's because they're super stressed from running everything, therefore they have to have sex with children, is that really such a bad thing everyone?" +"If someone touches your stomach for too long, you're allowed to kill them.",One of my cats loves getting his belly rubbed for some reason +Exactly! And suicide as well. 3.5 men for each woman take their lives.,Is suicide a crime again? +Mostly the reason I voted at all...,So you voted against Hillary? +"I wouldn't be surprised if the US does the same thing to Russia, or any other country during an election process.",I'm pretty sure the US just invades and replaces. +"Games you sunk 1,000+ hours into? The only game I've ever put over 1k hours into was league of legends(3500 hours at least) and old school runescape (4000 hours over a 10 year span) I'm just looking for a game where I can sink my every minute that I'm gaming into. Instead of switching between a million different games...(you should look at my steam refund history lol)",Bad Company 2. +With a vial of tears from supporters of the other 17 clubs?,"Unfortunately, I have to use those to stay young." +Literally unplayable,yea +This survey could be used to generate more information on our player base for future titles as well. Let's keep things in perspective. :),Don't play with my hopes and dreams! +Stone Whale by A BUBU,Is there a hidden bowl of petunias somewhere in this image? +"When you take into account suicide rates, probably not much longer. But hey, I mean you don't NEED a lot of those transplants if you just stay hooked up to machines with a less than average quality of life for a long time, so why even bother with it do you think?",Suicide is a CHOICE. +"You cannot compare the two. I'd love to see how you do. Lay it out for us... I'll dissect it, point by point :)","I love ya man, I do but yo bias is showing." +Kakashi Anbu Arc from Naruto is about the only filler i like,Not even the Itachi arc? +I see. You're probably right. I'm not sure why the FBI is wasting resources and time on this if it's impossible for an indictment to happen since Hillary did nothing illegal at all.,the fbi has never ever used its power for purely political purposes ever. +That's what you get for using your first amendment rights at a Trump rally.,He's such a thug +"What does e mean? So I have been watching some clicker heroes videos and I wanted to know, what does e mean when you get to a high amount of gold? Ex: 1.260e28 What does the e mean? Can someone provide an example to me? Thanks!",E is for Exponent +"Rainbow six is a pretty amazing game getting solid support and accepting community feedback, and as much as the division end game sucked...fuck you if you don't think the whole gameplay and premise wasn't fascinating. And from what I understand, even though I have switched to R6 and don't feel I NEED to go back to the divisiion, they have done a lot to fix end game. Ubi is actually on a roll right now.","Can only agree, Division seems to be pretty Solid again with Patch 1.4 I might Download it again" +(PICKUP) 1990 Goodwill Games snapback found at a thrift,Wow what a gosha knockoff +"We are less than 80 subscribers away from hitting 20K We're about to hit the big 20K, and though we don't actually get anything for hitting this, it looks extremely good and subreddits with 20K+ subscribers are considered to be large subreddits. This subreddit actually has the amount of activity that subreddits more than twice as big as this one get, which is insane. I want to make sure everyone is subscribed. It is very easy to uncheck the button, I do it all the time myself. Right under the sidebar there is a green subscribe button. Make sure it is clicked. If the button is red, you're good. If all the people reading this who are not subscribed press the button, we will surpass 20k very easily. Let's do it! If we actually manage to hit it, we will have a celebration in some way. 20K subs is insane.","WELP, better unsub" +"Cringe, like every time I see anyone else dabbing.",I will come to your house and dab right in front of you just to make you fucking mad lol +Can we please leave Dawko and Scott alone and wait for SL? probably gonna get hated on and banned... Oh well!,Yeah you're gonna get banned and arrested bye bye +"That won't help a single thing, MMK will just hire a private investigator to follow you every second until you make one tiny mistake and then he bans you for Bug Abuse Minor.",but wouldn't you just make an account solely to hunt her down? +Life saving medical treatment should be a human right...not just for the rich,"Careful, or the lolbertarians will be in here screaming about how we plan to make doctors work for free." +"Nah, there would be riots as it would mean/confirm we don't live in a democracy. Then again most people in my country are complacent these days so i wouldn't be surprised if people just bitched & moaned.",Old people don't riot. +"Yeah. I'd look it up, but I forgot her name. I just remember that she's spreading nonsense.","It's in the link at the top of the thread, no?" +"Yeah, I think we have a pretty decent speed record here.",French speed record +"Before you say Sombra's kit sounds OP, every character sounds OP in theory Reaper has 250 health, can become invincible and run back to healers before he dies, dual wields infinite shotguns, can teleport, has the ability to whirlpool death and pick up health from their dead bodies. I can do this with almost any character, sure Sombra sounds too good now but wait and see how she plays in a regular comp.",Reaper is OP tho. +`:(){ :|: &};:`,"Yeah I run this on all my machines and servers, it automagically improved performance, amazing :D" +"Michael Moore, who is physically incapable of fitting into the White House doors, says that Donald Trump, who won in a electoral landslide, HAS NO RIGHT TO ENTER THE WHITE HOUSE","Of Course, because winning the election in a landslide means absolutely nothing." +EnvyUS new roster,"I think they have 0% chance to win now, since Dust is not on this team." +Crowd Booing,Is it me or is this how sports across all countries work +Which Female Wrestler/Manager would best fit the Bullet Club? Title Says It All,Nurse Dana Brooke. +"What exactly does the bloodline do? We only have four madness cards, and discarding extra lands doesn't really play well with the x-drop we have in the deck.",You miscounted.... +A Halloween journey o epic proportions,"You're such a joy.... Happy Halloween, Diggy" +which bookie are you getting those ods at? mines only at 1.57,Sportsbet +We couldn't see anything. What did it look like?,A huge red / orange / yellow dot. +"Probably not anytime soon, (in spite of the jokes) server performance is still terrible, leading to zombies that push you around and no cars anywhere.",Also the VOIP is still very loud. +Guardian newspaper journalist Monisha Rajesh sparks fury after calling for president-elect Donald Trump's assassination over Twitter,Jesus H. Christ +A complete idiot's guide to segulos,"You realize that this is an incredibly cherry-picked list of citations, right?" +President Duterte threatens to burn down the UN HQ in NYC,I hope him amd trump get into a twitter fight. +"Hi Mark Maloney, big fan here. Your Osiris plays get me moist.",Does he force your issues real hard? +"Oooof, that gif makes me nauseous. Maybe if the filling wasn't so thick.",And brown +The dudes at r/fearme can come up with a creepy suitable title,That sub is trying too hard. +Who shit in YOUR cereal this morning?,"I agree with the sentiment, but if you're gonna give someone a negative response you ought to be a little more illustrious than a nine year old." +But the emotional state of Shen is also included in the Are you Ok Shen^TM question.,Tell me are you o-k Are you ok sh-en +Kim Jong Un Orders Military To Kill South Korean Leaders,"Oh look, it's that time of year again" +"Note that the supreme court actually rescinded the blocking order. Ginsburg just tacked on a note after the fact. Honestly I'm not sure why it takes a court order to tell people to stop doing something that's, well, already illegal.",That may have been her point +Or you don't understand it. It's not the AP Top 25.,Nope it's still awful +"Are you sure, because 'ur' isn't a word my usual chauffeuse uses.....",Your blood-alcohol-to-meme levels are dangerously high. +On BT they've just called a high five a pat on the hand hahah,Slightly less pithy turn of phrase but I like it +Casting news - Angela Lansbury reportedly cast for a part in Season 7,Got excited that they're hiring another American until I realized she's actually British +Some asshole stood in the way though!,If you can't record the event in a stylish way for the internet... then did it really even happen? +"Does it not also give insight of how strong Yasuo is currently, also?",That's out of the question +It has things like aerodynamics and orbital mechanics which se is lacking,mods solve this a lot +China threatens to cut sales of iPhones and US cars if 'naive' Trump pursues trade war,"The less products on the shelves made by modern slaves, the better." +All tuckered out,"I don't want to be alarmist, but I saw a lot of cases like this on the subway -- I think your dog has a hard drug problem.." +"For the Japanese youth life pretty much ends at their 20s, when they graduate and go on to join a company and become salarymen. I can understand if, psychologically, they think of anybody past the age of 20 unfit to be an adventurer. Still that doesn't really even match their character design, who clearly have at best the physical maturity of 20 years old. Most of these are kids, for crying out loud.","Very interesting point, thanks for sharing" +...a repost.,Waaaaaaaaaaaaa! +Ultramodern architecture steam powerhouse,Reminds me of Tekkit Classic... *cries in a corner* +"3d artist here, it's obviously not the same as working with a 3d program but it's still a relevant skill, so i'd called it modeling :)",It's probably about the same as working with a voxel editor. +"Without saying your age, what's your favorite kind of pizza?",Either buffalo chicken or loaded potato pizza. +Wrong. That is exactly what it does.,"You're right, but we need credibility on this specific claim he's making." +So its still working for you? No problems? I assumed maybe I did fix it and it would remain for a while to remind me but better safe then sorry. I filed a support ticket with Bandai just in case.,Yeah everything still works. +"In your opinion, what is the most clever lyric you've ever heard in a song?","What came first, the the chicken or the dickhead~ Arctic Monkeys" +What does this map show?,europe +Using someone's content without permission is screwing them over,It was basically just the tip though +"FOUND iPhone 6. Chicago and California. Just answer a couple of questions if you think it is yours, (so I can tell if it is yours as well). I found it in some bushed with the alarm going off at 6 am.",Use Siri and ask whose phone it is. +And you're not a Scotsman.,Indeed. +"My friend was complaining about thermal throttling, so I told him to send me a picture of the inside of his PC. What kind of an abomination is this case.",Looks like a standard pre built thing. +He sorta caused his own death in a way. When she showed she was batshit crazy he really acted dumb about it.,Well if you were in a relationship with someone you won't consider the possibility of them killing you even if they are heartbroken and act crazy +You can kitbash and remove them,"He didnt say he anything about not being able to remove them, he said they look stupid, which they do" +Living off the one season performance.,Which is not untrue. +Bunny World Problems,Now is the winter of our bunny discontent +But no compactor to make the damned things into ingots?,It's a little known feature in the game called the Crafting Table. +Shouldn't be torturing humans before not eating them either!,But the fear makes them taste better. +Currently running a 3-4. But if it's worth it I could switch,Clowney's a beast in a 3-4 so I would keep him personally +Why would you assume changing the laws is the only thing you can do promote equality in your society?,Because everybody who treats me differently must go to prison! +I hate Xatu's model in the 3DS titles. Why cant he just be stood.,I wish flying pokes like this and Skarmory would stand up instead of a plain flight animation. +"If you can't talk to a woman without getting an erection, don't talk to women",What a terrible advice +I'm going to get downvote but this is a HUGE repost.,I think OP may be a bot +How is this the top post in world news? There isn't anything more significant happening in the world right now?,"Selective attention, thats what I hate most about Reddit." +[](/pinkie) Hug me or face the terror of the void!,[](/b38) I *knew* I shouldn't have let you read the Starcraft novels... Now Fluttershy loves Zerglings and Rarity is copying the Protoss styles... +Your codename is the last word you said followed by the last thing you ate. What is your codename?,Morning Oreo +Meme of the Year 2016 - Day 10,Im putting all of my dank stock on Pepe. +"Popular vote confirms that the majority of Americans are, in fact, saying fuck Donald Trump. That's not even taking into consideration the rest of the world's reaction.",That has nothing to do with the seriousness of this post. +"MOTD Thread! BBC1 at 10:20 Lineup: City Chelsea West Ham Arsenal Spurs Swansea Palace Southampton Sunderland Leicester West Brom Watford Stoke Burnley 27 goals, should be good","Ageuro is an obvious red, but if a player storms off after him and pushes him to the floor that's violent conduct and should be a red as well imo, red completely lost control" +Cardistry Tower,All in the pack +"It also ignores the context (Weber's partner bleeds shot attempts like mad and his style of play doesn't fit the new coaches style). And he's only 31, he's got plenty of good hockey left","Weber is certainly going to have a worse partner in Montreal, unless you think that the Habs have someone better than Josi." +"Xe, xim, xer, etc.",Please tell me you dropped this +"Come on man, I told you not to park your spaceship there!",Pretty sure there's a Goa'uld piloting that thing +I got my Yankee Candle coupon... ALL OF THE FALL SCENTS!!!,Omg seasonal candles are my kryptonite! +"When you fall in love and you think that you know the real person - you do not. The love glow takes over. When everyone around you thinks differently about that person you do not have to agree with them, but at least do not dismiss those opinions out of hand. Take the time to think it through, engage your head as well as your heart. I learned the hard way and would not wish the bad times that I ended up having on anyone.",Great advice +Verysmart furry is looking for an intellectual companion.,"He has a nonpareil intellect, yet he's a furry and an anarchist?" +Ben Roethlisberger could miss 4 to 6 weeks. Worse than the original projection,Thank god I drafted Dak as a backup in both my leagues with Ben. +Leeroy Jenkins was a paladin.,*was* +"can we please just admit that obama is fucking awful? trump will be awful, this we know. but fucking come on. Bombing 7 countries at once, and actually running out of bombs. Pardoning a fucking turkey while oil police torture us civilians in ND. fuck you obama.","pardoning turkeys is tradition, it's not like he came up with it this year." +Wrist curls do not increase grip strength.,They do if you wrist curl 405. +If I put every single detail I'd got told off spoiling it.,"Yes, that is surely what everyone would complain about." +I find your criticism shallow and pedantic.,I find your criticism of their criticism shallow and pedantic. +i mean does it really matter that much?,"Do you usually throw straight poop in your garbage, and have become used to the smell?" +"Everyone likes cookies... On another point, what did you need the baton for, you Po-Po?","Hitting people, of course!" +Make America Great Again!,That's an impressive Denmark. +I took this picture of a longhorn and wanted to show someone,Don't you have any friends? +"If the last text you sent were your campaign slogan, what would it be?",Pay attention to the arrows Am I supposed to show a graph or what? +"The I just wanna have fun, man starter pack",Wait... How did she get level 3 aggression with only 700 credits? +R,M +As well,Tambien. +"This guy bought and upgraded his 10 favorite games, for only $4255",Love the positivity in these threads. +"Why get a 390, the 390 is way better.",I personally think the power draw on the 390 is better than the 390 +I mean. It would have taken 3 seconds to find the information out.,So you'd rather see less tech support posts and more memes on this subreddit? +Why didn't he want to vote trump?,"Ah, the ol' Reddit switchersomething..." +"People using to when they mean to use too bugs me *so hard*. My best friends wife does it and GAH! I want *SO BADLY* to correct her, but politeness prevents it!!",Me two +Corn On The Cob Grilled Cheese,Fucking what? +Still no FNAF,"I know, that's my point" +If you sing loud enough no one will hear it,In space no one will hear you sing. +Found On A JSE Video,Just because it's 3mil and not 50 doesn't mean you're not a hypocrite. +Its pretty much shorthand for Christian. No one thinks of other faiths when the descriptor Evangelical is used.,I'm not the one who keeps bringing up Evangelicals. +You need to be gilded for identifying the clitoris during your first sexual encounter. Some men who think they're experienced *still* don't know what they're doing,"I was such a nerd that I Googled it(or more likely, Yahoo'd it) before my first time because I knew it was *important* but had no idea what I was looking for." +"This is pretty shitty for Northwestern. Not only are we the only team to appear twice, but both games are in October and both come with short weeks. Aside from the obvious disadvantages in terms of fatigue, October is the most strenuous academic part of the fall quarter with typically a ton of midterms. Now these guys are going to miss more class than normal during the most difficult part of the quarter, at one of the most academically rigorous schools in the conference.",We play on 2 Friday's next year too... +"Platinum reward. Rare as hell. Also, I played Phoebe in that match. :D",Technically disabled on regular story +As a Kansas Citian I always enjoy looking out my window and taking in the wonderful mountain views.,Also go chiefs. +"Lots of Sproles expected today, would be surprising to see Ryan Mathews at all",Well this guy knew what he was talking about +He already said he doesn't like pve. So no it's not problem solved. Why this subreddit thinks pve can sustain this game is beyond me,"PvE is an engaging, challenging, and rewarding game-play experience that sets this game apart from those other toxic PvP only tank games." +You're saying the fluid leaking from a wheel cylinder stays in the drum? I guess so?,It can balloon out enough and keep fluid in. +"Ugh, that gives me the heebie jeebies.",Nightmare fuel. +"I usually don't react or respond to these things but damn, this was one of the most inappropriate comments i've seen during my time at reddit. Ive screenshotted what you wrote in case you delete it",I legitimately can't tell if he just said lol or something actually offensive. +"Due to 100 subscribers, tried my hand at redoing the sidebar. Thoughts? Revisions? Things to add? I would love to hear! Changes are welcome :)",How the fuck are there 100 subscribers +Official Game Thread #Please remain civil,WHY CAN NO ONE ON THIS FUCKING TEAM FIELD PUNTS GODDAMMIT +Think he'd get a peace Nobel too?,"If Obama can get one before doing anything as President, it would make sense that Trump would get one for normalizing Russian relations before even becoming President." +No it's because you can't provide direct evidence for what you say because it doesn't exist because your argument is invalid,"Well, you've certainly convinced me that you're bad enough with abductive logic that you could be honestly holding this irrational conception of the situation!" +Aren't the Raiders one of the worst defenses in the league?,Yup.... +Donna Brazile went full retard.,"I have to imagine that, for the left, our Pepe and Kek terms seem about as evil as their devil worshiping, cannibalistic dinners do to us." +Do you guys think Derozan can win MVP?,"Bruh, even if the Raptors went 63-19 and Deroxan averaged 30, he still wouldn't win MVP." +The secret is to adjust your shirt while doing it.,That's what I did when I was hiding boners in high school. +So I can't crush a head with an armour pack? :(,Sadly no :( That would pretty comical though. +"What are your most played games as of right now? I'm curious to see what the master race plays on a daily basis, and hopefully this can help people find others to play with!",Cod:IW +Die Rise Opening,Of course it doesn't follow the 24 limit dude... Jesus. +"This is good news. I can't see what firing at a vehicle would accomplish. In the time it would take an officer to draw their firearm, aim and fire, they could have got out of harms way.",What if there are people in a car shooting out the windows? +Everything by Koven,"Sorry dude, everything by Koven did not come out in only this week" +Why would they flex a game involving the runaway NFCEast champs and a team with the worst record in the league?,"I love the attitude and hope that's the reality, but I have a feeling I'm going to hate cowboys even more than normal this year." +"Alright guys let's get out there and establish the running game -Olson, probably","let's get a nice screen pass in there on third down, that'll teach 'em" +"or they'll probably be picking high again next year too and can wait for a QB prospect they truly love. Drafting is an inexact science, so you mine as well wait until you feel that this one is absolutely the right QB rather than picking someone just because your fanbase or the media is upset with you.",the term is might as well +"A better picture would be a girl with a lunch bag over her face who has massive tits and nice ass. That's the closest equivalent to what a tall, muscular, and ugly guy looks like.","Not bad, I guesd I would dig into that." +"What is something that is bullshit, that everyone should know about?",r/quityourbullshit +"'Hillary's too incompetent because e-mails'. Meanwhile, all we have is deafening silence from Trump supporters on such matters. You just gotta love the double standards.",It's a lot easier to convince the masses that someone is bad with technology when that person happens to have a vagina. +Official Game Thread #Please remain civil,This team exists with the sole purpose of torturing its fan base +"5.50 a piece is not bad in a public forum, especially in a trapped space like a train",The reasonability of the price has no bearing on the shame I feel for spending that amount for so few bud lights +"Thing is, the talents are simply modifiers to the pre-existing traits of the hero. They don't radically change the kit of the hero, whereas items from Dota 2 like Blink Dagger, Black King Bar, Orchid Malevolence, and Dagon do. That's more what I'm referring to.","Yeah, being able to turn Samuro into a beefed up TLV with a talent totally doesn't change anything about how you play him." +Could say bladefall or glacial cascade benefit similarly?,"True, the mechanic by which they work is slightly different, but the outcome is the same, smaller AOE = greater chance to hit multiple times." +The bright side of this game... the play calling is much improved.,"But I'm so sick of silver linings, I want wins!" +"Twitter User Replaces Word 'White' With 'Black,' Gets Banned - A Twitter user conducted an interesting experiment...The person wrote the same comment on two different accounts with only two words changed, then reported each for abusive behavior.",People said... Smart people... People smart than me... Lots of bad things happening... to white people... to good people... Just look at twitter... +Even more feathered dinosaurs found. You can't hide from your true overlords forever Matt.,"Dinosaurs having feathers should go into the category of science that Doesn't matter, like phrenology." +His channel is basically a quest cape made easy guide. He even takes time to explain uses of quest item acquired and if they are worth keeping.10/10,"That actually tilts me so hard, the youtuber in question fucks up and doesn't bother to edit it out, so you're forced to backtrack where the mistake was and do it again." +"Indonesian politician simply MENTIONS Koran, and 150,000 Islamists take to the street, some calling for his death. At least one dead, dozens injured.",Don't they know that islam is a religion of peace? +Local police union threatens boycott of 49ers games over Kaepernick protest,Sounds like the police union needs a safe space. +Do you mean Mph?,"Not really, I think the highest limit in Va as well as NC is 70 mp/h, although the standard limit is 55 mp/h for all unmarked county and state roads." +Dat Cat.,r/watchitforthecat +Men of Reddit. How many of you actually pee through the hole on the front of your underwear?,"Wait, are we talking about the ratty holes in my boxers, or the actually buttoned hatch?" +You don't understand anything about this world. Women feel like having sex with whoevver they want because they know the gouvernment will be there for them in the end.,But what about all the men who do the same thing? +I think the vine snapped,What gave it away? +"I agree with you, but it's hard to talk about standards when it comes to shitposting. The rules for it are very.....unclear.",I see what you did there. +How long have you smoked?,What's it to you? +Why is Kuechley doing anything on ST?,he usually is on ST for placekicks. +You want me to what now?,Finally someone understands what tinder is all about +"ESPN College Gameday Show Thread If you want a little ting in your tang tang, you can discuss and post anything related to the show (signs, screencaps, videos, etc) here.",Why do they have draft prospects listed so early? +TIFU by eating an entire package of donuts that were intended for company.,Why didn't you just ask your mom if you could have a donut? +Game Thread: Colts (2-3) @ Texans (3-2) The Colts head to Houston for their biggest game of the season so far. A win could put them atop of the division where they have been a majority of the past decade. A loss will put them at the bottom of the division. Let's do this shit boys!,They're more bad than us I love it! +Are you here illegally? Then you should leave.,"Muslim =/= Mexican He wanted to ban all Muslims, not illegals only" +Shoenice 100 Meter Dash - Insane Bolt (Training for MMA),"Mirror, mirror on the wall..." +Learning a new language. Learn a new word everyday. Slowly you can develop a good vocabulary.,Yeah that's really healthy! +How do you want your burger?,"topped with ranch dressing, doritos, and lettuce" +I hate all of them.,Okay Squidward. +hold this hula-hoop so I can jump through it,Those two gifs are SO close to looking alike... +My Little Pony Action Figure-,What the hell did I just watch. +It's r/JonTron dawg,Source? +"People pushing someone's face into cake or other sticky food-stuffs on their birthday or wedding day... If someone did that to me I'd lose my shit and never speak to them ever again... In all the YouTube vids of people pushing faces into cakes, the cake-facee comes up with a forced smile and tears in their eyes trying to act normal... Super awkward and sad",wait what the shit that's a thing? +70eez,70eez nuts. +BREAKING! Pray for O'Keefe! Hillary's gonna MERDER him. HAHAHAHA Good lord these people are nutjobs,"IF WE PRAY FOR HIM AND HE SURVIVES, THEN BY ALL LOGIC: #\#gODmustexist" +iv been up from 01:30 and still haven't slept :(,go get some sleep +I'm sure that even IHE knows that but the whole premise of his series is to review the worst movies available.,Also the studios that make this mostly benefit from his ripping on their movie. +"He doesn't, there's an image floating around the web that compares Gandalf's staves throughout the films. He carries three very similar but actually distinct staves before becoming Gandalf the White. Then his new staff is more obviously different and was provided to him by Galadriel I believe.",But his second white staff looks the same when he's at the grey havens? +Orpheus,Not even an Orpheus 2! +"No, but that's a great picture.","Thanks, I really wish I had my nice camera instead of the phone but oh well." +"My interest in gamespot fell considerably when Kevin vanord left and completely disappeared once Danny o'dwyer walked out too. I can't stand the personalities on this site now, they just seem so uninformed and they also seem to completely pre judge the games they play / review. Personally I removed gamespot from my bookmarks a while back and after watching this video I don't regret it one bit. I'll stick to Easy Allies :)","Honestly, not even Mary Kish can save this shit show now." +I have that lamp.,I love lamp +How did they get that perfect chip to break like that?,My guess is a really sharp knife or they made the chip soggy cut it and then cooked it. +"Teenagers of Reddit, what do you wish adults knew about being a teenager in the 21st century?",eSports are serious. +Horror Game Doll 2: Probably Fake Edition,i find this hilariously pathetic +"It's *so* reactionary sometimes. Older episodes were good but it's heavy-handed in its critique, I find. It's a cleverly written show, sure, and funny, but I'm kinda done with adult cartoons. Like Rick and Morty. I just don't understand why everyone loves that show; the voice *burp* acting is anno*buuurp*-annoying.",You are really missing out/ missing a lot of good stuff in rick and morty. +"That's not a blanket, it's a net.",When I say go- be ready to throw! +It will also hide your password if you accidentally type it in a comment. Check it out! *******,hunter2 +The_donald is a subreddit of peace,there is no god but daddy and milo is his prophet +Deport them where? Like it or not these people are British and a home grown problem.,Las Malvinas? +"Disable means uninstall for android apps installed to the system partition. If you actually spent the time to press that button instead of screenshotting it for karma, you'd see the message app updates will be uninstalled and reverted to the factory version.",Yep. +Name Reveled: Las Vegas Golden Knights,"Aww yeah, welcome to Fridays motherfuckers." +Stranger than Fiction. Will Ferrell is top-notch in that movie.,I brought you flours gets me every time. +"What is your favourite LoL professional team? The title says pretty much everything, you can say any team from any region. Have a good day ^-^",C9 +"If people evolved from apes why are there still apes? *Sigh* We have a common ancestor, there's a big difference.",So technically we *didn't* evolve from apes. +And that's what makes them a horrible affiliate. Their owner puts winning way ahead of development which leads to young players riding the bench while guys like Brett Sterling eat up ice time.,Just another side effect of good 'ol Dollar Bill +Hirez throwing some shade (Spoilers NA gauntlet finals),THATS SAVAGE FIRE FAM +Dont piss on the electric fence is better,"Better than Monotony, Pure Cheesy and Misery Date, at least." +M E T A,2meta2fast +ask your artist,^ or I'll do it for $50 +"Wait, they are using kio now instead of jkaem? Was jkaem underperforming or something? Haven't watched much of CS lately.",Jkaem voluntarily left. +It's all fun and games until you wake up in the locker room with a kidney missing,That's some trap card. +Fixies can still have brakes.,"Yeah, if you're a noob" +Bill Mitchell on Twitter: I am going to enjoy the hell out of watching Trump punk the #OldMedia for the next 8 years.,Is this place going to be named r/BillMitchell soon? +Black Friday madness in Canada.,"More like White Friday, am I right?" +PRETTY SURE JERSEY SWEET CORN IS THE FINEST CORN IN ALL THE LAND.. NONE OF OUR CORN GETS TO BECOME ANIMAL FEED,"PRETTY SURE YOU ARE CORRECT, MY FRIEND." +I'm sorry but Owen Wilson was not made for action films,That scar on his nose made him believable. +I don't see the problem Colonel?,I've never understood this. +What car is this?,Idk but I hope it has a big back seat. +"That link is very much out of date and written at a time when the Australian dollar and the US dollar were almost at parity, which they certainly aren't now. US Prices also don't include any local or state sales taxes until check out, if at all, as different states have different tax rates. I get that it's more expensive but let's not ignore the facts and if you are looking for something cheaper, I use the creative cloud and I'm actually really surprised at how cheap and effective it is. I think I pay just over $50 a month for them and I write that off as a tax expense.",Its the fact that I noticed that a few occassions they rely on cloud backup storage being wiped; anecdotal evidence of my photography teacher saying he had a client job and had to get it done on the day but because his payment missed he couldnt access CC; however luckly he had CS; so he had to finish it and deliver to the client in CS6 to meet the deadline as a photographer. +7 sword kills in 1:00,Sword OP pls nerf +It failed in Iraq because Paul Bremer made the terrible decision to disband the existing Iraqi army entirely. This led to civil unrest and fueled the insurgency. One man's awful decision-making is not an argument against the general idea of reconstruction.,The Shia and Sunni feud didn't help ether +When has cutting out the middleman ever been a bad thing?,When the middleman is beholden to the voting public rather than business interests. +It just makes you seem like a tool.,Person using the internet to criticize other people calls someone else a tool. +"Does anybody have a solution to the following shiv-related problem? When I move behind someone to shiv them, but am near a supply box, pressing triangle almost always opens the fffing supply box instead of shivving my enemy. My character enters the 'opening the box' animation and I turn into a sitting duck instead of getting the kill I was in position for. It's something that repeatedly happens, especially at the upstairs supply box on 'High School'. It's quite annoying, so I was wondering if anyone has any tips as to how I could avoid it in future, or if you think I'm doing anything wrong. Thanks","When in doubt, smoke bomb." +Ps4 Controller When I try changing the button layout for the controller it acts all funny and then it won't let me scroll down in the menu. Anyone else have this issue with the ps4 controller? I haven't tried on gameplay I only tried changing the button layout.,Are you using ds4windows or something like that? +heh that's awesome,thanks +"The refs made bad calls tonight, but the Texans definitely beat themselves.","Yep, 2 first downs taken away is beating yourself." +"Self portrait, sculpture","wait, is this a photograph?" +good review of his review,(Comment pending review) +HEADLINES Obama cures cancer. GOP issues criticism stating that his plan to cure cancer lays off Oncologists.,"Obama cures cancer GOP issues statement criticizing Obama for not curing it sooner and cheaper and for using an executive action to do it, while ignoring the thousands of other medical issues out there." +probably hurt himself trying to fight,thanks for giving us leafs fans a great name +"If someone only got their information from Reddit, what would they think are the biggest problems in the world?",That shill Hillary rigging the election +Michelangelo from TMNT is a transgirl .,She has a point tho +"It's my favourite font, ya bastard. I'd use it everywhere if I could.","I was once blind as well, dear friend." +We arnt trying to make dope quickscope montages Apple,Maybe you aren't... +"TJ is getting screwed here and I don't think Cody has a chance against Dominick. I see Cody slowing after 2 rounds of swinging at air while Cruz feints, and Dominick ultimately cruising to a decision win. I'd rather see Garbrandt versus Caraway for the winner of Cruz-TJ 2.",100% Cruz will strap on his runnin shoes +What kind of comments are an automatic downvote for you?,lol ^^^\(please ^^^don't ^^^downvote) +Bowling is fun,hey its me ur c^o^u^s^i^n +certified trinity?,Do you have lobos by any chance? +Can you give a brief rundown of everything you have? Looks fantastic.,Here you go: Tech: 2.5G Anchor cookie jar from Amazon 2 xeon LED light rings epoxied to the lid The lid has been hollowed out in the middle and I've used screen to allow air transfer (had screen for the previous build on it) 1 Marina C10 compact heater - 10w 1 Eheim mini-flat aquarium filter Fauna: 3 exclamation point rasboras 5 cherry shrimp Malaysian trumpet snails Common snail Java fern Cyperius helferi Pogostemon helferi Anubias nana petite Xmas or Java moss +"So, I just arrived at home and the passport was there in my mailbox. =D",How can a courier just leave the document in your mailbox without getting a signature? +I like to huddle under my desk and cry but there's only room for one,"But the view is great from Central, yes?" +"There was, then China and Amazon became a thing. I can get a full brand new screen assembly for like $30 now.",The thing about stolen parts is the profit margins are incredibly high no matter the selling price. +What course were you on? Was the cadet from a small town or a city squadron?,I was on bdc and Cpl ham was from Grand Prairie squadron +World War 2 veteran died in 2014 but is voting for Hillary in 2016. Why are so many dead people voting for Hillary?,Man by Democrat logic anyone who wasn't caught in the act of a crime never committed a crime +Needs to be shortened a bit. Three words might work better.,Fuck Off Cory +This has been floating around my Instagram,The third is the only one of the three that requires you to do less in order to be successful. +"No politician, actor or famous person has EVER inspired me as much as DJT. His work ethic makes me feel ashamed of myself and pushes me to become better. MAGA.","They say he doesn't sleep, he only mediates about how he's going to make America great again." +"Slide attacks are STRONG If you run at an enemy, slide, and press your 'Non-lethal'/'Knockout' button, you execute a non-lethal slide-takedown. Pretty standard stuff...except... 1. It works in combat. 2. It begins a take-down animation /immediately/. 3. It works from the front AND back while spotted. 4. It cancels enemy sword swings, you can do this instead of blocking if you're quick. 5. All animations floor your opponents at the start of the animation, meaning other enemies are much less likely to hit them. Messing around with this has made non-stealth, non-lethal playthroughs quite a bit easier. I started doing this instead of the Parry & Choke-Out combo.",I found it quite difficult to perform at short ranges. +"I got the occasional, I'd fuck you if I was gay. thanks, mate","I've gotten the converse, If you weren't gay, I'd do you, by women several times." +"Some jobs disappearing isn't the end of the world, it has happened since time immemorial. As technology develops, the economy adapts and so does the job market. The 550 jobs that are disappearing would lead to just about the same or even more jobs being created. Thats the beauty of the free market.",Do we have a free market? +"I don't want him to go to another team in the NFC, I think Jets or Broncos could use him though","Idk, Broncos are irrationally in love with Trevor for some reason." +HUR DUR GET IT CAUSE EVERYONE IS ALWAYS ON THEIR PHONE UNLIKE ME WHO SHARED THIS ON THEIR PHONE,And to think those people could be doing so much +who*,who'se? +Snake eating itself,Snek don't care +"The anniversary of the policy change is coming up. Anything happening? It's a very important day for me because it's the day my shelf broke and I actually started thinking for myself. I've spent the last year reading, learning, questioning and even praying. From what I've seen on here and other sites, I'm probably not alone. Anyone know if there are any mass resignations or something? I want to resign on that day.",I've got November 5th tickets to the Book of Mormon! +Then got caught for kidnapping and is in jail currently.,Didn't he get arrested for armed robbery too? +"Red Bull work hard on their brand, and they want it to be associated with 'high performance' and 'success'. The strange thing is, their brand has almost moved past that of a fizzy drink. I don't really think of the Red Bull drink when I see them anymore. They're just a brand in of itself.",It's a marketing company with a drinks division. +"Suggest some names and class for resto shaman My main is shaman resto ( Tauren ) and I wanted to change the race, with that I need to change my name, so hit me with some suggestion. Note that am thinking to make a goblin and name him shamykazi :P",Female goblin named Kracktara +Overwatch takes skill,"Hey,if you guys could give me any pointers on how to make better videos,that would be great" +J.J. Watt Is Only Allowed To Walk; Close To Becoming Best Walker Ever,You bet your ass he's gonna be the GOAT walker +This showed up on my youtube page...,I want to die +"Yeah, but doesnt she have a vagina of her own? its not like shes never seen or felt one before.",Maybe hers isnt a roast beef sandwich? +LULBA has spoken,Things that reddit/twitch spam has taught us: - dont call yourself ana - dont hire bulba - col would be best team in world without justin Twitch/reddit is always right +It's a watch.,Its another object during a crash +THE ARSEHOLE WAS GOING RIGHT AT THAT POOR MARSHAL,ONLY WAY TO GET SOME MORE COVERAGE REALLY +One-Punch Man 106,"Normal series, yawning punch." +Are you people so desperate to see boobs that you're STILL harping on those stupid globe girls? They're gone. They didn't need to be there in the first place. Get over it.,"yeah, generic looking skull is so much better" +Inflammable means flammable?,yes +"The 100% More Bow Damage at Close Range isn't working (second time) on Ignite damage, right?","Correct, ignite isn't an attack (or spell) so attack and spell modifiers don't enhance it." +Nigel Farage 'not a UK go-between with Donald Trump',Considering this Sub Reddits hero worship of Farage I'm expecting salt and outrage. +City files to stop transit strike for Election Day only,"Strike is over, delete this shit repost" +"At worst preachy, at best the people are usually a bit odd and hovering. I didn't downvote you though. Also, I've never heard of one serving food, unless it's in a soup kitchen kind of way",The one in the West End has a cafe attached. +Why has this Nobel winner been ignored for 30 years? - BBC News,I also look forward to the BBC article asking why Ehdi had been ignored by the Nobel Prize Committee... +Woah but what can you do with the juice though...,drink it +"I think there should be a map that has 5 flags and is all trenches. Have the spawns being heavily fortified with bunkers and what not. 150 meters away is the first trench line with a flag, some bunkers, and a field gun. 125 meters after that, the front trench line. No bunkers, just machine gun emplacements. 100 meters in the dead middle, have a flag in no-mans-land. Do that on each side. 5 flags with insane trench warfare. The center flag makes it so that in order to win, you have to charge to get that no-mans-land flag.",This would be incredibly frustrating as well as satisfying at the same time. +"Hitler has already been defeated and his empire fallen. The world has been laughing at Un for years, yet it hasn't slowed down the massacre of his own people in the slightest.","Wait, Hitler is dead?" +That Black will impregnate Chi Chi and create the ultimate villain,So Goten giving birth to Goten? +"The only answer to this issue is to move in one direction approximately 40 yards. Obviously you cant really do that from the platform, but that is a way to deal with this combat BS.",That doesn't always work - some mobs in Legion have an extremely long aggro range. +I like when plywood has curves :P,For something with curves it turned out kinda bone-y. +"Hi Shirley, I'm Ted! *And I have a drinking problem...*",My name is barney gumble. +TRAIN! D'Vinn to zone!,"Ahh, I just remembered how much I miss EQ." +"Not at all. If my PSU can afford to have a 470 run there's no reason for me to buy something that, although performs more efficiently, runs slower.",The 1060 3 gig isn't slower if anything it still competes fine with the 480 4 gig. +"Wait, one of those pics says I fucking love science Surprising that the_Donald even knows what it is",Yeah it's not entirely alt-right exclusive. +and what was the other singer that he said? before Beaver,Zayn Malik +And here come the guys who want everyone to not have fun with physics and the game,I meant +You need to watch the historical documentary Tora Tora Tora,I prefer the more realistic documentary Pearl Harbor by Michael Bay +Depends. If you've fallen to Tzeentch you're told to fetch Permit A 38.,Asterix confirmed heretic +Both sides are a good decisions tbh,Why did you get downvoted for that? +The I-Word,She would get along well with Gary Johnson. +"They aren't if there is an unlimited number of people/veg to pick. If you enforce a quota of only 10% of the current supply is allowed (even imported), and only specific people can do it (I think you need a fishing licence? I remember watching a documentary on it ages ago, but it might have been the US, same could apply to veg), then I could see the prices, and wages, rise quite rapidly. Artificially limiting the supply of a product forces the price up. It's fairly simple supply and demand. It's one reason many people want to legalise various weak drugs, because it would increase supply and remove a lot of money out of the current markets.","With goods I agree, with labour I think it is not the same." +"During a gay date with two men, who pays?",The manlier man +12 Days of Leaks - Assassin's Creed Empire for the Switch (Day 1),"If he dropped the cringeworthy gifs & presentation, perhaps I would listen to what he has to say." +"When my grade school principal told me his first memory was waking up to find the allies had blown up every house on the block but his. Then, a few years later him and his friends were playing with an unexploded bomb they found, but he had to go home early, avoiding the resulting explosion by ten minutes. The last he saw his friends, they were dripping off of telegraph lines. Then he told me life is short and unfair, so don't worry about small things and try to be nice to people.",Heavy +Brigading basically which is very against Reddit TOS.,It's only brigading when left-wing users are accused of it (see also the_donald). +13 minutes in and people are asking me who keeps using hand sanitizer.,2me4meirl +"Yes, who cares that the constitution is broken. WHO broke it the most, first is what matters","I am not sure if your intent was sarcasm, but the reality that we are faced with is that it was broken by Bush, and then made *worse* by Obama, who gained everyone's trust due in part to his status as a 'constitutional scholar'." +There should be a word for being so hungry that smelling your own farts makes your stomach growl,I have never been this hungry. +"The 3rd/5th are what they are. You're judging their relationship to the tonal center, not counting the notes in the scale. The minor pentatonic scale, for example, consists of the notes 1 b3 4 5 and b7. Adding the extra blue note may change the number of notes in the scale, but it doesn't change how all those notes are related.",So I should try to come back to 1 b3 and 5 right because those are the harmonies? +Get a load of this guy everybody,just thought it was a crazy coincidence haha +A black family holding a barbecue? She was probably just concerned that they were cooking long pig.,This is just food with personality... +"Best way to Backup Photos before Wiping Phone? So as of late, my S7 has been relatively clunky and full of junk. I've decided I'm going to fully reset it to get better performance and battery, but I don't want to lose my photos in gallery. What is the most effectielve way to back them up? Sidenote: is there a way of backing my google play music up, as I don't like redownloading all my songs.",Google Photos +"(SpinFoil Theory) I think the next Destiny event will be the reopening of the VOG and Crotas End So the taken attempt to take the Vex Nexus , according to Ikora. The taken understand its value, so the next logical move for the taken is to take the vault of glass. And if you read the notes in new strike questline (forgeting the name) but it say for omnigoul, something along the lines of shes back and you know who she serves , so we need to go take care of this. So based on that and if taniks can be resurrected with siva , who knows what the taken could do with it for Crota","Actually I bet it will be Valentine's Day Doubles in Feb, VoG/CE in Spring." +"I think this team could be a Super Bowl contender, but only if Rodgers returns to his old form. If not, I foresee a first round exit.","If he doesn't start playing considerably better, they don't even make the playoffs." +"The content of their heart is blood, nerves, and cardiac muscle. The content of their brain is the product of a lifetime of experiences--are those experiences informed by the color of her skin and the way she has been treated because of it? Yes.",Thats just a sad way to look at people. +thanks man,"No worries, man." +It's that time of the week again,It's high shitpost +"with Hillary, still no mention of Cannabis reform. I'm voting Gary Johnson.","YOU'RE THROWING YOUR VOTE AWAY, YOU NEED TO FALL IN LINE TO PREVENT DRUMPF FROM GETTING IN!" +It's probably just a coincidence.,It's racism +"Can't view FA? WHAT KIND OF FURRY ARE YOU? XD Maybe later, on mobile now.",I'm on mobile can't remember my log in derails +indeed. i re-watched it the other night and already had forgotten how good it was. it was nice to watch it now that my initial hype has died down too so i could be a bit more objective. solid movie all around.,I really need to watch it again. +*I hate that I thought I could run for president without being scrutinized.*,Extreme vetting folks! +Mediocre is a little harsh. He was your best player that night and worked with what he had,"By far, but he still flashed some bad habits I thought were long gone." +"Excuse me I should've clarified, 4 hours of playing time in crucible on this account.",That's how much crucible I've played in 2 years. +I've heard it's because 7 is a registered sex offender.,*registered six offender. +What if they're disillusioned with the system because Obama keeps going after their beliefs?,"What, their beliefs that a black man shouldn't be allowed the white house unless he's serving food?" +"Youre forgetting the Bengals fans that voted for OSU because they thought it would be funny. 5% People that seriously believe this. 5% Ohio State Fans being cocky because its an internet poll and who cares 30% Bengals/Other Fans shitting on the Browns 60% Browns Fans doing what Browns fans do best, hating on the Browns",This list is spot on +"Not bad Bitcoin, not bad today",:-) The only green in a sea of red... +The Bray Community,I'll sign a petition to make that the new name for the Wyatt Family. +added Ill send a 4IV HA Vulpix Ok?,Are you xanz? +still here down voting racism and bigotry,"Wow, some hero you are there pal" +Looks like we got another stow away,OMG I had the same fun reaction when that dead body fell out of my trunk. +NA doesnt take it as seriously as eu and korea from what ive seen,they think one hour of practice could be enough to beat korea +What's your early voting experience been like?,"So easy I did it a few times, just to make sure it wasn't a fluke." +"Every time I launch this game, I regret it","Oh but it's alright because people can just join games in progress, right?" +Some Baylor fans are sending vile messages to a sexual assault advocate who called for Bears to cancel season,Probably just another BOMC false flag +Parts testing station at work. Not sure if this counts as gore or efficient.,"It makes it easier to put the fire out, so definitely efficient." +How the hell is paladin the least played?,They kind of sucked to play before TBC. +"Ouch, your most reliable WR? You must be in a big league.",Well I have Hopkins but you know how that's turned out. +And it worked because Kelechi Osmele is a monster,Probably my favorite NFL player at the moment +Bluetooth 5 is now available,Does Bluetooth 5 require new hardware or is it another software upgrade? +Yeah I can definitely believe that for sure. But saying they have the best traveling fan base with no data is reckless.,"Objectively, it is the largest fan base, so even if the fan base travelled proportionally the same as any other fan base it would have the largest contingent in absolute terms." +you completely missed the point... remember and think about how everything hitler did was legal and you will see his point (and some of things blacks did [ in the US] before the civil war was illegal only to be legal X years later),Oh fuck off with this Reductio Ad Hitlerum bullshit. +I think you fail to realize that Hillary Clinton has done a lot of bad and shady shit and isn't really trusted by the people. The numbers are showing that.,well that convinces me...Hillary OBVIOUSLY murdered her husband's former Attorney General Janet Reno because the numbers show that people don't trust Hillary! +"\*sigh\* Great, because fuck equality and fuck gays for wanting to be able to get married, right? That's totally going to help our country in the long run.",At least god will stop punishing us with natural disasters! +Not true his supporters said he's doing to out of the goodness of his heart because he's not accepting a salary.,"He didn't even want to run, he just felt that he had to do it for the people!" +Being fat is healthier than having testicles,"Yes, men getting castrated and women pounding double cheeseburgers all day are definitely equal things to compare." +"Tonight when Trump said We have so many things that we have to do better, Lester and certainly cyber is one of them, I was like that's what she said. .. and it was the saddest thats-what-she-said joke that was ever told. :(",Trump still has cyber sex in AOL chat rooms +We need more crappy NSBM in the mainstream if we want metal to survive.,but if it becomes mainstream then it sucks! +"You can? I think it doesn't go that high though, does it? How would I do that please?",In the settings you can pick the quality of streaming and downloaded music. +"LIVE Stream: Donald Trump Rally in Sarasota, Florida (11/7/2016)",No more sanctuary cities. +"To me Trump and Clinton are both poor. Trump worse, but he will be more easily blocked with opposition from both parties.",Keeping most of the Republican base in the polls and everyone ununendorsing him sure shows how willing they are to oppose him. +Same thing black excellence stands for. It can't be racist and supremacist one way and not the other.,"Yes, because there is no difference between how black people and white people have been and still are treated in American society." +"Thanks, I will after work.",its a stuck pixel mate +"There's nothing to protect. We're losing jobs and will continue to do so as long as technology keeps advancing. Labour protection isn't going to help, what's needed is wealth redistribution / mincome.","Perhaps if ownership of the means of production were more distributed, too...." +"I agree. For example everyone's saying how nice the changes to how the lasers effects works. I don't think they've actually looked though because the lasers themselves are nice and the impact sparks are good but the fire effects from some of the guns, especially the badger repeaters and it's other sized brethren, look pretty bad. Also the impact explosion effect from the lasers is so out of place. So many seem to love them but I don't get it. We shoot these small lasers and get these giant plumes of smoke that seem to render on the shield and not the hull which just looks bad and even still they look so out of place when every time you shoot you get this large fireball and plume of smoke rather than the old system of some nice bright sparks and molten slag and a nice little melted hole and a nice small poof of smoke where you shot. Missile explosions are pretty unsatisfying compared to the ones we've had before. Engines have no feeling of power. They have very muted sounds compared to everything else and afterburners don't give you an expected explosive rumble of power, instead it's a slightly more strained whirring sound that all the engines make. No sound change when you boost either which makes it feel like its just a button that unlocks maneuverability magically instead of the sound of thrusters firing harder. Feeling of acceleration is also worse, not only because the engines make no real noise difference during afterburner, but also because they've removed a lot of the visual affect of gaining speed which overall makes going fast very unsatisfying. All guns seem to have a weird recoil effect that you'd only expect in a personal weapon and not a ship weapon. Fire any of the guns and you'll notice they don't fire in a straight precise line like they used to they fire in one straight line and then the next shot is off a bit and the next is back on then the next is off in another direction. If you fire the repeaters you get a shotgun spread pattern rather than a somewhat straight line of lasers. That's all not mentioning anything about the stat changes of everything and core mechanic changes. Which is it's own thing and some of it I like. These are just some of the changes they've made that are backwards from where we were and cheapens the feel of the game despite the much nicer visuals and lighting overall.",You've got some good points there. +"Taking on a room full of people in hand to hand combat and coming out on top. I don't care how much training you've had Jason Bourne, if 5 guys are surrounding you, one guy would have you in a full nelson, one guy would have your legs, and the remaining 3 guys would be beating you until you look like a pile of bloody hamburger. Fin, roll credits.","But they fight with honor, and only one or maybe two guys engage them at a time!" +What is a sad reality of life?,"I'll never have grown up in a small town in America in the 90's, with my best friend next door, playing Tekken 4." +The union has been pretty perpetual.,The government that was defined in the Articles of the Confederation lasted 8 years. +Why do you have 0 cdr thooooo ;-;,"Probably because I was 0/3/1 before this and couldn't really afford anything other than sighstone mobis, Also I've heard that taking flat MR and armor in runes is more important for bot lane, so I always just take flat MR in my glyphs" +They look toxic as hell too,Yeah in order to be a platinum or higher you have to pass the intolerable asshole measure to make sure you compare to the rest of the crowd. +"Or trying to lose weight and watching the scale fluctuate up and down every day. It's best to find something else to do, and check weekly.",Studies show that checking weight more often lead to more weight loss though. +He's implying they got it on console,CoD has a dev console? +Guys?? I Wanna Play Too.....,Buy a SSD asshole. +Dem congressman: Electoral College has 'right' to weigh Russian hacking,Dem Congressman dutifully promotes official DNC talking points. +"Can We Please Stop Posting Our Ranks? I get it, you finally got all Blue Stars, or Challenger Elite, or Champ, and that's great. Maybe keep that post saved for when there's a weekly discussion. But it's almost daily that I'm seeing these new posts with the same old shit over and over. Please stop. /rant",Oh cmon we all know you made this post to show off you champion flair! +Does this mean I offer my baby to the Godhand?,All you need to do is speak the phrase... +"Isn't she supposed to be from around the Mediterranean area? That's not exactly white, but is it racist that the protesters don't want her because she white? I really can't tell anymore.",Was it her whiteness or her skimpy outfits? +The Tony Romo type of player.,;_; +#WHY IS THAT A SHOCK? LOOK AT HIS RALLIES !!!,"because, you know, florida only votes democrat, and a republican has never won florida" +Which app are you using to send text messages?,stock messaging. +Why does everyone dab?,me +;)Please;)buy;)me;)a;)vibrating;)underwear;),**;)**dont**;)**count**;)**on**;)**it**;)**i'm**;)**not**;)**doing**;)**it**;)**sir**;)** +The Puppet isn't even in TSE,Not that we SEE anyway. +*meteorite.,"That's not a car, it is an automobile!" +Apple's new CEO: Goerge R.R. Martin.,slow clap. +"IMMINENT VICTORY THREAD. #THIS IS NOT A DRILL. WE ARE ACTUALLY GOING TO WIN THIS. SJWs, SUCK OUR DICK.",He's up 2% in Michigan that's huge +Alexander Creator gear preview,aaand they still haven't topped High Allagan for tanks :/ +"It might be that the person taking the video cut him off while driving. This racist guy can go fuck himself, even if you get cut off it's not cool to go shout people out like he did, but it's possible he was provoked and we didn't see the beginning of this encounter.",Yea can you really blame the guy for calling a stranger a nigger with his family in the car? +"People downvoting because they don't agree, but don't have anything to back them up.",For fear of they themselves being down voted. +Sand casting a Makarov wearing sandals.,"What the hell is OSHA doing in those caves, making those guys wear sandals?" +he really does make reckful's streams way more funny,That one stream when he played wod 3s with barry was funny as fuck +"I actually managed to duel a colorado to death in open water yesterday in mine. God, rng, and the fact that my enemy was a colorado all led to my survival.","That Colorado should have eaten you like a piece of toast with jelly, what was he doing?" +Let me tell you something about what gay looks like. I've never seen my gf in anything but a dress. I don't think she owns pants. She has Shirley Temple curls that go down to the middle of her back. She tilts her head and plays with said curls in her fingers when she asks for things. She knows more about makeup than some YouTube gurus. She has really really big boobs and she's fucking proud. She also came out as a child and was the epicenter of queerness for her small home town. Her principles had to rewrite the school rule books at her demand for inclusiveness. She's so gay she puts me to shame. She's the gayest person I know by a long shot. There's no such thing as looking gay my friend just do you.,I wish I could upvote this more. +"Well, if you remember the story then he had to stay undercover so he couldn't very well go over to the dog if it would recognize him. Still sad though.","Hmmm, a Dog just ran over to that dude in the Groucho-marx glasses... IT MUST BE ODYSSEUS!" +Is that pro tip a troll or just a statement? I keep clicking Mavis expecting something to happen lol,Nah I just meant we'll maybe work on making more mobile themes in the future haha +Duncan?????? Wasn't Duncan the guy who freaked people out because he would literally congratulate players on the other team for making good plays and they'd get confused?,Do i have to really +"Roast her without mercy, evenly on both sides.",I didn't know The Crimson Chin had a sister. +Cookiezi | MOUSE PLAY | Tatsh - IMAGE - MATERIAL Scorpiour +HD | 1832 2x Miss 98.45% | Liveplay /w Chat,mouse can everything +Bakambu is the cheap Aguero,Bakambu lacks 4 star skills +"Right? Imagine if he busted his ass trying to help her out until 4 fucking AM, while she bitched about every little thing, and THEN read that facebook post.","Holy fuck, I'm fuming for him" +"Okay, the PPK is neat (because Bond and because PP), but it's a terrible first gun. Even though it is .380, the recoil is **harsh** due to the super stiff recoil spring and straight blowback design. The frame is also kinda thin. It's less comfortable than a polymer frame 9x19mm, I think. Also, that recoil spring and its small slide make it a bitch to rack. And it will chomp on your fingers. It fucking hurts. Trust me.",Sexy as fuck though +Why then do you guys vote for Netanyahu?,How does that correlate? +Judge accepts charges against Neymar over Barcelona transfer | Neymar going to court,Florentino doing work +You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals...,[Appreciates your input] +Hibana x Thermite confirmed,I knew he was a weeb with those goggles! +More Beer Barrel Issues I'm on official PVE and am trying to build a pub. I'm way in top of a spire and trying to irrigate the barrel with metal tanks. I started with an intersection pipe on a foundation and ran it up to the roof. Places the beer barrel and still no irrigation. What gives?,You cant irrigate barrels with reservoir and they have to be snaped ontop of a tap as well +"Are you able to post this on a Victoria facebook group? Maybe the I <3 Downtown Victoria group, or Spotted in Victoria? Those tend to have quite a few more followers than Reddit.",I don't have facebook but you can link this post there if you think it would get more visibility +"Sure, you are right here. but Who try to lose weight he isn't a model.",... Huh? +You're probably right. It's been my experience that blondes are better at swallowing.,Daa-ha-ha-haaam. +Are people learning Russian closeted racists?,"Are you crazy or trolling, or both?" +I have a lot of train tickets...can you guess how many?,I'm going to say almost 900. +How did this all fall back on Trump? Did he bring it up again? What happened,Media talking about Obamas birth to avoid talking about hillarys death +Microsoft Surface Studio,"cool, so what about those of us that do actual work on computers?" +Day In Day Out,Hard work will set you free +Trump and Hillary Tied Nationally,AKA Trump 90% Clinton 10% +Coruscant is the correct spelling,Don't be a buzz quill. +No one hates me more than myself.,Have you never met anyone that's ever looked at you? +They don't have any hackers. At least not those who rank top 5 in lux rankings.,Zamu and loke hacker confirmed +No Man's Sky is an amazing demonstration of why hyping something up is almost always a disaster.,Good to remember in game dev tycoon. +Gotta love that in discussions about racism people still deliberately butcher the guy's name. If the joke was relevant to something about him or something he'd done I'd be fine with it - such as the common substitution for UK Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt's surname - but you're just taking the piss out of Shyamalan's name because you perceive it as 'all foreign hard to pronounce'. Please don't.,You're on the wrong website. +Blood Sucker/Crip Sucker,mmmmmmmm I love me a spicy maymay. +"This post is a joke, the left has been enslaving black voters to welfare for years now and Hillary wants to continue to do the same. It's proven she's more racist",Forget to take your meds this morning? +"I've been racially profiled before. I'm not resentful, because I understand why I'm being targeted. It's not out of hate, it's base don data. Most minorities who are targeted believe it is because an unjust system unfairly prosecutes them for being a different skin color, but what they (and most of mainstream America) doesn't see is when profiling leads to arrests and uncovering illegal activity. What breeds resentment is the perception, not the action.","What's your race/ethnicity, and what have you been profiled as?" +He head butts her at 37:05,:D +Our country feels so divided under Trump. I'm embarrassed he's our president.,Where have you been these past 8 years? +But tell us how you really feel,"Oh no, the circle jerk is not amused...all these downvotes, I can't take it." +TIL Walmart Loses $3 Billion a Year to Theft,Consider that money well spent on employee benefits...oh well +Question time suspended after mass protest shuts down House of Representatives,Good case for tasers and bean bag guns. +"ohms don't determine power requirement, wire mass and wire type mean much more. The more wire you add to the coil the more power you need, its as simple as that.",But wouldn't a .15 ohm coil typically require more power than a .3 ohm coil? +Does the charging cable included with the OnePlus 3 connect to regular PCs (ones that don't have a USB C port)?,Yes +How much elecrticity did you need?,7 +I am going to propose to my girlfriend,Good luck mate :) +"What investment is truly BIFL? People talk a lot about index funds as a set+forget investment. But given that the Fed's rising tide has been lifting the S+P for years, and that can't go on forever, I'm wondering what other options are out there.","A house in a vibrant city that is located within walking/bicycling distance to downtown, yet has a nice sized yard and a garage." +***THE*** safe.,Gotcha. +"If you subject the majority to the will of the minority, that is also a path to civil war.","middle america is substantial land, and will actually secede tho - they dont give a shit about people in new york people forget forming the united states in the late 1700s involved A LOT of cajoling - america was 13 separate nations, and thus compromises were made - thats how unions work if the US wanted to be small and homogeneous, then a different kind of union would have naturally formed - but the US wanted to be big and occupy a lot of land and cultures, and thus you need to do things to keep that together" +"Hey, as kids we even conned our friends, that's how smart we all are. They're so far removed from reality they actually think that is a positive thing! Outrageous.","If it was a biography of Henry Hill I could understand it and rationalize it, possibly even be entertained by it, but as as future billionaire heiress?" +La. House hopeful: Islamists don't deserve 'peace' of our culture,"Yeah, remember when they invaded our country based on lies and killed 100,000 + innocent civilians over weapons that never existed?" +Was it the clown?,The tree....because I had a large magnolia outside my bedroom window. +My gt is :T0XicS0ldiERZ 2574 sr I play anything really,Cool I'll add you now +"Euro is still rather low though - not quite at the 24 month low (thats still Mar 12, 2015), but not exactly high. It is also rather close to lowest ever.",Euro or ECU used to be lower than USD at one time so it's still far from lowest ever +"Hai, baga sondaj care zice de ce n-au votat aia care n-au votat. :)",exista dar va trebui sa le cauti singur :) +Wow this girl is going to new levels of dumb.,"She's trying to say that meme is a rape threat, and a bunch of people on twitter are accusing trolls of sending rape threats." +Pepe is live at MAGA HQ.,Up vote for the bong. +I don't see it. Cars in GTA V are usually a mashup of design languages from a few different manufacturers. This one is pretty unique,"It's got a name like I imagine rockstar would use and it just looks like a GTA car to me, not really something you'd see in real life." +"There is another candidate, and he does support legalizing it federally. Why does everyone forget there are more than two candidates? Oh right, because the media makes sure that's what happens and we play right into their hand.","because there is little to no chance of a third party winning, it's almost throwing your vote away." +I always assumed that wasteland dogs were really good hunters and trackers. Just look at our boy rex.,Wait who's rex and how do I get them? +Croatia?,This is the UK. +"I mean the same holds true if you are black, minus the deportation( I think). So that doesn't really explain why a lot of blacks would decide to sit this one out versus latinos.",Yeah the black population has been doing fantastic the last eight years! +Stop being a little bitch and tell them you don't want to instead of you can't.,"Careful, Reddit doesn't know how to handle confrontation." +I don't know if this game is for you if the excitement wore off in 2 months,in 2013. +Anyone else getting these alerts? What does it mean?,it's probably testing emergency system in case shit hits the fan after the election tomorrow +"Gunblade is pretty crap, but you can't get the rest without it. Lionheart has its niche, but usually you'd be taking Knight's Charge if you want tanky SB charging. But it has its uses. I don't know the name of his last RM, but it's something like +30% Ice Damage, which has uses, especially if you can hit softcap and use exclusively ice damage.",Didn't someone do the math and came to the conclusion that Lionheart was never worth using if you had both Knight's charge and Battleforged/Ace striker unlocked? +"Grandi Opere, le intercettazioni: Cemento come colla e calcestruzzo che defluisce a cazzo.","Eh, ma con le tasse lo stato ci paga le infrastrutture..." +"When the truck leaves and he continues crossing, he still doesn't look both ways. I walk through the downtown core every morning and night, and I'm blown away by how many adults don't look both ways before stepping into the street. I also can't get over the ones who perch on the edge of the curb, ready to lunge into traffic as soon as the crossing man shows. I've seen so many people hit / bumped/ close calls over the years. Please just look both ways before crossing!",This is why we need licensing for pedestrians. +This is what appears when you search fnaf coloring pages for kids,I will colour this. +"Just remember that this is the best tier item with the best tier add ons, dont complain before you remember things like the billy moon juice or the myers insta kill or wall hack etc.","Except that, you know, survivors have the chance to KEEP those things if they win." +"Well just look in the drawings, you might figure it out",Are you sure _you_ aren't the autistic one? +whos the guy on the far right?,singed +"Not only that, he's also sitting in the handicap seat!","Oh god he just keeps getting worse and worse, I'm shaking." +"The Breweries Making the Haziest, Juiciest, and Most Limited Canned IPAs of the Moment",Fuck that website +So there's this young talented Swedish guitarist,So +Stanley looked really rough yesterday. I'm hoping it's just him shaking off the rust of a month long injury. Our offense isn't talented enough to consistently overcome 1st and 20 from holding calls.,Remember when Stanley was just as good as Tunsil +That was a rookie pun,"True, not the best pun to capture attention." +I never understand these statements. It could also read Pandora to decrease it's white work force by 45% But that wouldn't be racist right?,You can't be racist against white people. +Would be nice if the Stewards give an explanation explaining everything after the end of all the driver meetings.,"An explanation would definitely explain, or would it?" +Too bad they are not listed in US stock exchanges =(,You can still buy. +Democratic or liberal? Pretty sure millennials are not the most Democratic voting bloc.,"Those damn liberals, they ruined the Democratic party!" +So she is now stalking her ex?,Sometimes women are crazy. +MAGMA RAGER SYNERGY LETS GO,"That actually would be one helluva pull, Ice Rager would be even better though :^)" +Because its a bit of fun at the expense of a living embodiment of liberal stereotypes among the thousands that exist on Reddit. You will hear people from your camp say things like not calling someone their preferred pronouns is literally violence in the same breadth that they claim its okay to be shitty and violent to Trump supporters cause his views are problematic And then the rest is hyperbole drooling out. Women and minorities! Think of the children! You're xenophobic! You have thousands of cohorts regurgitating the same wrong think BS and its just not worth the effort to talk about it because of your demeanor.,This guy gets it +dude posted his sister's fit and people made a bunch of comments about how they wanna fuck his sister and how she's probably good at sucking dick. there were a lot of removed comments.,link? +"Having known a fair deal of these kinds of people, and admittedly, having been one in my earlier years, I can give a go: 1. Tool - Because he really liked that one A Perfect Circle song, but it's too mainstream, so he chose Tool instead 2. Sigur Ros - Because It's fucking deep man. 3. Led Zeppelin - I only listen to it when I'm tired of the more deep stuff (Yes, that's an actual line I've heard used) 4. A lot of really obscure stuff that he found by googling and doesn't even like that much, he just added them to make his playlist **look** unique. 5. A few mainstream songs that he's embarrassed about.","Okay, but who doesn't like tool?" +They are going to have another KS ??,Goes live 25th. +Pizza is a vegetable.,We have always been at war with string beans +"You would think someone wants to stand out by painting their house, no?",Standing out probably isn't the thing to do in China +Who's Corrado playing with?,gardiner :) +"Way to make of someone the example, huh?",How else will they learn? +"You were in ICU in a coma? You probably had quite a lot of edema (somehow). That's when your whole body blows up like a water balloon and you get all sausagey. Consequence of thia is you literally burst out of your skin: that's why all your nerve endings were exposed and you had to grow new skin. So glad you pulled through! And yes about vaccination, if you know that stuff is going around. Yes, meningitis (brain infection) is contagious. Bacterial meningitis have vaccines. Viral infections don't. I am not a Dr. Ask your doctor (a real one, not Dr. Google) for more info.",REAL DOCTORS ASK GOOGLE TOO! +So sad. There isn't really much to say.,"Didn't realize there was an Austria flair now, niceeeee." +I was trying to fix it today and it turns out to be harder than I thought...,Its easy: If gunmag = removed shooting = 0 ElseIf shooting = yes +Of,Tuna +Sigh. I noticed this when I built a computer in 2013. I've built my last 3 machines from Amazon. The only thing Newegg really has going for it anymore is it's vastly superior search capabilities. It's got categories and specs down better than anybody else I've seen.,PCPartPicker man. +Chad from Game Attack?,The other hamster he means +Tim Tebow smashes into outfield wall,Man you can tell that guy never skips leg day +It's totally inaccurate. Everybody knows all Viper drivers already have twelve inch penises.,He didn't know what to do with two feet of dick... +"If there are drawbacks to wheeled appendages, then why does a car usually win vs random animal on the road? EXPLAIN THAT",fuel +As a Bozeman resident send help.,You spelled nudes wrong. +"It's from July, probably talking about the a war is coming video. Frank still has some big projects coming though due to his recent teases.",that's from today m8 OP's screen cap has the date in D/M/Y +"In fairness, it's not like it's a statistic that every political mind knows the significance of, it's just some random number, right?","It's an American Football player formation, right?" +"I never said I'd pay $80 for MWR. The point I was making that when MWR comes out by itself, I will buy it for whatever price it is sold at, even if it will be sold at $79. I'm assuming it will be sold for around $40, but anything less than $80 is money saved in my opinion. I will never play IW, I do not think it is worth $1, and I do not want to contribute to IW sales. Is English not your first language?",This is the stupidest thing I've ever read. +What has been done about Facebook stealing views from YouTube creators so far?,I'm doing my part by no longer caring about them. +that's just not what repping means at all in context,Well I didn't know that. +It just seems like an awful strategy. If he gets flustered in the town hall and decides to bring up Bill's affairs she is likely going to look incredibly sympathetic.,or more likely she'll hit him with a comeback so devastating a microphone will materialize in her hand just so she can drop it. +"If any of you need it, you're welcome to use it, attributing it to yourself.","I totally would, but I'm a coward and can only imagine the backdraft from it (especially my MP...) Im putting it to practice though" +See that's the thing. I'm not trying to get swarmed whatsoever. It isn't a dead market. I don't understand where y'all get that from. I want a couple orders to send out and get reviews. I'll then move to a bigger market.,"i mean it might not be dead but no one knows it either, it's not even on the superlist" +Takumi RXT Offers,2 CH1 crates? +did i miss something guys? :D,\#osu +"700,000 people in the UK out of 60+ million seems a little high. I doubt nearly/roughly 1 in 60 people I know have autism.",...maybe it's you? +"Hillary Clinton: Mr. Trump, did you grab that pussy?* Anderson Cooper: You don't have to answer that question! Donald Trump: I'll answer the question! Donald Trump: You want answers? Hillary Clinton: I think I'm entitled to. Donald Trump: You want answers? Hillary Clinton: I want the truth! Donald Trump: You can't handle the truth! [pauses] Donald Trump: Hillary, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be built by Mexicans and guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Mike Kaine? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Alicia Machado, and you curse the RNC. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Alicia Machado's weight gain, while tragic, probably saved women from becoming fatties. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, grabs pussies. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that pussy, you need me on that pussy. We use words like marriage, fidelity, class. We use these words as the talking points of a life spent defending misogyny. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a woman who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the skinny girls that I keep from becoming fatties, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a kettle ball, and do crossfit workout. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to. Hillary Clinton: Did you grab the pussy? Donald Trump: I did the job I... Hillary Clinton: Did you grab the pussy!? Donald Trump: You're Goddamn right I did!","Ah, from the upcoming blockbuster, A Few Deplorable Men." +In what ways have cats negatively impacted your life?,Fucking fur on clothes. +"And the Trump supporters defacing black churches, Trump supporters punching women wearing the hijab? What do you say to those folks",False flag or soros seems to be their main MO. +"The problem is that people bake black bars into their video instead of exporting it in widescreen format. If people just exported it properly, YouTube would deal with it just fine.",Most people are unaware of different aspect ratios and prefer to use marketing buzzwords. +I thought we found put John Podesta is literally satan and Hillary dines on baby flesh to bring her warlock levels up,you left out all the pedo pizza places they own +but all i did was cry,But I thought you guys said you hadn't seen my in action in the bedroom...? +"What's really the difference with clean and dirty bulk? Can your protein:fat:carb ratio be the same in clean and dirty bulk? Different micronutrient intake? Is dirty bulk like, eating only hamburgers and not getting enough macro nutrients?","Way overshooting caloric needs to be confident you're eating enough to grow, even though you're also going to gain fat." +Australian new home sales just hit a 2-year low,Try reading the article instead of reacting to the clickbait. +"Not really a good way. Gaijin will see that the tiger II performance is going down and thus lower their brs. Which would be awful, the tiger II P is way too good for 6.3, could you imagine it at 6.0 and the tiger II H at 6.3?",I still remember people pushing for the Tiger 1 to be at 5.0 or 5.3. +New England Family,I want to see the lower part of the East Coast! +"Potato, Potato (P-TAT-TOE, P-TAW-TOE) Trust me. No one says P-taw-toe. You sound ridiculous.",Yeah that's just a dumb take on the tomatoe version +"TBF, Romney did much of the same, albeit less obviously. I think there should be more convergence of debates and technology - allowing debaters to pull up videos, etc. People don't get to make their own facts.",GW 2000 did this too. +"I appreciate this post but it sucks to know that it won't change much, people will continue to create shit because they see it becomes successful so easily. Someone manages to catch a wave and make a million and people will follow all too quick in the hopes of reaching the same success. Seeing a lot of ASSC and VLONE in the comments. Those brands are really only successful because celebrities put it on their body, and their value went up from there. ASSC would be nothing today if Kanye didn't wear it. VLONE was made by the A$AP mob which is pretty much why it's successful, it's moved through the rap game so quick that a lot of rappers not in A$AP mob rep that shit.",accurate +It is the luck of the world. Doesn't mean I'm not bitter as hell about it. Why can't we ever get some of that luck of the world?,Because we threw snowballs at Santa Claus +Saw this pre built Acer PC with a GTX 1070 at Costco and was surprised at how strong some of the specs were.,"But a lot of these companies use RAM, HDD's and SSD's that aren't from reputable brands." +"Umbrellas and Parachutes in General I have a suggestion. I believe umbrellas should have a durability meter that is decreased in regards to the time you spend in the air. This would make them much less overpowered and you would have to choose when to use them and not waste them on a 3 foot drop. It would also make it so once you find one you might want to keep the next one you find as well. Also, Nelson should add a military parachute that is able to be equipped as a separate slot than any other we already have. This parachute would have one of two different activation methods. You could either manually activate it while in the air, or you could set it to automatically activate at certain heights.",Parachute should take up the backpack slot. +Selfie taken on train tracks just moments before all three were killed by a train,The girl on the right looks like she stole the girl on the lefts entire chin. +Friend of mine made this for me to commemorate our favorite Skyrim hold,Do you get to the cloud district very often? +Blatant cheating in the summit,"Have you seen all the people repeatedly ramming the house next to the hillclimb, trying to copy a glitcher's ghost?" +I have the Strix RX 480 and can't even overvolt/overclock it to get it above 70C in benchmarking. The cooler is awesome.,"Man that sucks, feel sorry for you dude." +"Game Thread: Colts (1-2) @ Jaguars (0-3) The Colts head across the pond to face the London Jaguars. Fresh off their 1st win of the season, Luck and Co look to notch their first divisional win of the 2016 campaign. Will they be able to overcome the Jaguars home field advantage?","Oh boy, here comes our patented end-of-half soft coverage." +I do my difficult homework semi-inebriated. Helps me think freely. Or I tell myself that.,Oh jeez... +idk about Adrian but i could use some TSM wildturtle.,"seems kind of far fetched, why would Turtle ever play on a team like TSM?" +Shhhh the Quebecois think they're French.,No we don't +An I the only one that plays pc on a big screen with a Xbox one controller?,"Dude, hdtv lag." +Who's taking the PSAT tomorrow? I'm probably gonna make a 900 or something lol,Yep +Clinton is lucky her aides are good at pleading the 5th. I guess they don't have a reason to do so in your naive vision of the world.,Isn't it so horrible when people exercise their constitutional rights? +Legend of Luca Release Notes - Sliding Locomotion! - 8 Player Classes Added,Love this game i keep going back. +The assassin after shooting Russia's ambassador to Turkey,Am I going to see this pic in a history book in 50 years? +"When is the free 3* K-2SO character pack coming out, and what will we use for refreshing the event?",The pack is out on Android. +Idk if there are new episodes but I like watching my big fat gypsy wedding because well... watch it and you'll see for yourself haha,Love that show! +"18, but that box still holds some of the happiest moments of my life",And playing ps1 games again doesn't bring back the happy times +Scott said the other nights were going to be uploaded... Anyone else curious about what games those will be?,Kitty in the crowd + FNAF = Freddy in the crowd +"nah not true at all. Supra engines, for example, were known to be extremely resilient","They were also designed for forced induction, unlike the VQ in the 350" +I just don't see why Whitney doesn't try to repair her relationship with the girls vs. going down this road where really only Justin will protect her.,Cuz she has a strong social game +lol crazy Trump supporters... Everyone should be in jail except for Trump.,You belong in jail u/Cyuen! +r/politics is basically r/hillaryclinton and a majority of the mods here are less than a year old. If you don't think it's rigged you're living in a dream world. I eagerly await CTR downvotes.,"Just like the election is going to be rigged, amirite?" +"Hospital wouldn't release baby to me based on my say-so and no proof, also my wife might go hide from me at a battered women's shelter",Taking your newborn child without your soon to be ex wife's knowledge or say so is totally a thing someone who is not an abuser would do. +Australias politicians have promoted xenophobia says UN expert.,By Australia's politicians you mean Pauline Hanson right? +"Yeah, but those aren't the *wrong* kind of refugees.","Ugh, they're non-european so clearly they are" +Trump Tower security: De Blasio asks for federal money to cover costs,Think of all the jobs hes creating in law enforcement! +"Like, maybe we could point out that when someone is shot by a cop, that person's life mattered? If there were a group disproportionately underrepresented, we could even point out that whole group's lives matter!","But then that would make THEM the *real* racists, wouldn't it?" +"I say GLBT, cus fuck lesbians, gays came first, obviously, cus the female orgasm doesn't exist.",I say faggots and other stuff +"People who use Incognito Mode on your web browser for reasons other than porn, what are those reasons?",If i need to sign in on the same site using another account but don't want to logout from my main account. +So do how can you make a discount as big as the difference between $249 and $179??,"I work at an independent hotel, so have lots of lenience compared to a chain which have to compete with other hotels from the same chain." +"Well the iPhone 6 had bending issues, maybe not as widespread due to not many bending their phones but it's still a pretty major flaw.",Yes.... having your phone look slightly funny from people being idiots about handling them is *totally* the same as a hardware flaw that can make your phone blow up under normal use... +"Huge amount of data written to disk by Spotify client - anyone else also experienced this? Hey, what's your disk usage by spotify client? It looks like in my case, it's around 20GB writes to ssd/day, so if nothing changes 7TB a year might cause some degradation of SSD after a few years... Even if it will not, that amount of thata written by something that is just music player tells us that something is seriously wrong. You can check it in activity monitor, under Disk label - it will show amount of data written to ssd since app was started",I'm sure this has *nothing* to do with the fact that it was recently discovered that the Spotify desktop client opens your computer up to malware through their ads. +5 New Free 16k HDRIs (now 10 in total),If only my Radeon hadn't decided it won't render HDR lighting anymore :( +"For a moment I thought you meant he was chasing tail like the foreigners who joined ISIS so that they could have sex slaves. I need to tune out Welsh jokes. Anyway, it seems this guy had his heart in the right place, but man what a pointless death, thinking you're fighting for revolution when you're really just being a peon for American Imperialist interests.","Seeing as the YPG only aligns with the US in a common fight against ISIL and, as time goes on, they've been aligning increasingly closer towards Russia and the SAA, the whole American Imperialist peon thing makes very little sense." +"The defense industry employs a lot of US citizens, and they tend to like having their jobs.","You're right and its probably irreversible now but it would be nice if the military was judged solely on it ability to attack/defend, and adjusted in size accordung to needs, not provide jobs or make a profit/loss etc." +Jesus 16 kids? I'm scared to see what the wife's vagina looks like.,Hallway +"Elon Musk says people should receive a universal income once robots take their jobs: 'People will have time to do other things, more complex things, more interesting things'",Controversial but - the people who are losing their jobs due to automation are not likely to be the people who are capable of using their new found spare time to do something beneficial. +If it was an S in parenthesis she would have thought it was safe to share.,Maybe she though the c stood for careless +Make this the number one image search for racist symbol,Apparently the bar is so low just draw a swastika next to it and ADL will do the rest. +"rest is the only way to get a KO, use it as often as possible","Tbh, casual rest only puff dittos can get pretty fun." +What do I promo him to?,Falcoknight +Those hands are yellow on my screen. Makes me imagine a Japanese girl with a broken english doing it. It's funny.,"My mobile phone has them as red, I see a traditional Native American feminine dance statement and you're racist and sexist for thinking otherwise" +Invul. State It works? I get a lot of dmg from condi while im Invul. Anyone notice?,What skill are you using that makes you invuln? +"Why are people calling the NV4 balanced? I've been in 10 games now where almost the entire enemy team runs around (sometimes camping), with the NV4 Fallout, instantly melting me regardless of the weapon Im using. I could be equipped with a 6 attachment Ripper, shoot them first, and still get dropped. Am I missing something? Was there a stealth buff for this thing or has it always been this OP?",R3K is better IMO +Fullmetal Alchemist Teaser Trailer,"ITT: it's okay to cast white people in movies where the original character is supposed to be set in a predominately asian setting but if they cast an asian actor from a fictional japanese story, they get butt hurt" +My daughter is a Silver V now,Road to Global. +Pokemon - Serena,the bae +"Those videos are play of the match, if the Lucio had earned the achievement, it's not going to show that fact AGAIN during the replay. It would've appeared after the actual play/boop during the game.",But what you *can* determine is if OP did it the right way in order to earn it. +hey i'm the type of gamer that dont spent a penny,"Well, if it takes you X hours to farm isk to get a PLEX, and <<<<X hours working irl to get the money to buy a month subscription, I dunno if 'dont spent a penny' is actually a smart choice." +"neanderthal inbreeding is present in humans that migrated out of africa so ... european descents, asians, and native peoples around the world are responsible for traffic jams? sounds about right","The ancient men were created in a lab in Africa by the Annunaki and later brought to the Eden, the Annunaki base in Summer, get your facts straight boy" +"Oh nice, the neighbors are quiet. Easy sale........ wait....",Until a military funeral happens. +"8Wack has been a fringe budget deck for some time. This version sacrifices consistency for explosiveness. I think the inconsistency would make this one less viable then the normal 8wack, but you'd have to try it out to be sure.","8wack is just monored-BTE into bushwhacker, is that a decent summary?" +"You're right, they should leave us to abuse the vulnerable and strip them of their rights in peace. HOW DARE they question GREAT Britain!!!","Seriously, I thought we'd got away from all this crap when we voted to leave Europe!" +No true Scotsman,Pretty sure Scottish people can play cod... +WTF mate won't let me play Pruchesrd BF1 early enlister deluxe edition from Wal mart won't let me play help!,Have you put the disc in the drive? +Actually the one thing I miss about console gaming is having a shelf of games. I do like the convenience of digital games though.,There are a lot of games that you could buy as a box and get it on steam +Look whats happening in Copenhagen. Huge groups of Muslims chanting Allahu Akbar in the streets. Democrats want this in America. TRUMP 2016!,"Someone needs to rent a dump truck and use their own tactics against them, I promise you wont hit any women or children in that group." +I fucking love Iron Maiden. Always have and always will. But this is the most crotchety old person reaction to this and its so fucking irritating. Why take only some albums away after they've already been put up? Music evolves as technology does. Get over it. I agree that Maiden is much better being listened to on a nice audio setup on vinyl but I can't bring my turn table and speakers with me to work or on a run. That's why I have Spotify. It's a mentality like that that leads you to a Napster situation like Metallica and fuck even they bowed their head and put they're entire catalogue (and then some) up on most major streaming sites. It's not 1982 any more. Physical media is dying whether we like it or not and adapting is better for everyone involved rather than trying to fight with futility trying to save the status quo. Granted that's even if this is their reasoning at all for why albums are disappearing but either way it's irritating.,"To be fair to Metallica, they got pissed when a song they were still working on got released & was getting radio play." +"Oh man. My ex. I had breakfast with her dad and asked for his blessings to marry his daughter while she was out of town on a trip. We had been living together for a couple years at that point and I knew she was the one. She got home to giant bouquets of flowers. Turns out, she cheated on me that very same exact weekend. Single moment derailed my whole life. A year later I'm still dealing with the consequences and figuring stuff out. But what a lesson to learn.","On the plus side, dad knows what she missed out on." +Forza 5 Giveaway!,69 +"Bring back reforging. It's a great idea. (maybe?) I don't have time and envy to do some activities for loot my perfect version of Grasp of Malok or Eyasluna. (I imagine often the Grasp with Counterbalance, Smallbore and Feeding Frenzy. Eyasluna with Rangefinder, Riffled barrel and Luck in the Chamber.) Strikes are boring and PvP doesn't matter. I play with a lot of players who are red bar (me too) and the Trials are composed of players who try-hard. I want to spend my time on those activities for the fun, but, in a way, I think this fun was composed of god roll weapons. I have a lot of weapon's parts and mote of light. I want to use them, but I can't. Banshee smell useless, he exists only for the test weapon and that it. And, players who are bored because they don't have the perfect weapon are being able to have the god roll. In that case, duels are more fair and we don't have to nerf weapons because they are too OP.",No. +Do think someone like Gina Miller is going to need to cut back on food and fuel?,"Yeah, because she is the elite who stand to profit from leaving the EU" +"Ah jeez, I was afraid of that... Okay, no problem: what about that 3DSXL? Does it have a unique LFCS_B I could obtain from it? Or will it still be my sister's?","its lfcs_b will be unique, its movable.sed will be that of your sisters" +The first time minesweeper and armored vehicles of local-made intervention of the battles in the countryside north of Aleppo,'battles' people even walked next to the minesweeper just showing off footage +I talked to him in discord he wanted to look at only the numbers which would be 442332428101238. (the 101 are kind of up to interpretation though because of the handwriting. could just as well be 'lol'.),I actually think its 101 now because we see LOL on line 3. +[HAPPENING}Julian Assange's internet link has been intentionally severed by a state party,Can I get an ELI5 of what's going on with Assange and wikileaks right now? +What does a Trump presidency mean for Europe?,"Russia will come and conquer all, what else?" +ofc c9 never fires ppl remember? Have faith ppl!,"Well, Massan" +They should really do Shane vs Brock at Royal Rumble. Then save Mania for someone coming to Shane's aid to get redemption. Brock is a monster and a draw. I really think he should be practically unbeatable all year long and then eventually put someone over at the season finale WrestleMania. It would be even better if it was really Daniel Bryan coming to Shane's aid but I dont see that happening anytime soon.,Missing out on D-Bry vs Brock at WM31 is always going to be my biggest dissapointment +Depends on the neighborhood and anecdotal evidence is not reliable.,Agreed. +There's no guaranteed or perfect way but could look at buying the property back at previous price paid + average change in value of properties in area over years since purchase.,So six months in this case? +"You have $75 to blow at Best Buy, what do you buy?",A new router. +"Approximately 6.5c/o of all the people who have ever been born are alive today. That's a lot of people, and growing.",Whoa +So they simply keep it for a while and trash it afterwards.,No they hire special investigators and track you down from a single skin cell. +27. Female. Graphic designer still living at home and obsessed with Overwatch. Give me your worst! c:,Does your daughter know you wear her clothes? +"Wtf is r Donald, all I saw and many others was r politics spammed with anti trump posts, which had the opposite effect like propaganda usually does and im voting for him basically just because the media is against him with such hatred",Way to stick it to the man and think for yourself. +"Everyone is getting a Spire lll, and I'm like...","Yeah that's all done and dandy, have fun with the tennis elbow you develop from shaking the darn thing!" +"Nah, I barely like my own dick. He gets me into too much trouble.","Statistically, that still means you like 100% of dicks you've handled." +Really with the headline?,I mean its not wrong though +"Assuming Clinton is the default mode for undecided voters is what lost this election, not people choosing not to vote. They didn't vote because there was no one to vote for, not because they couldn't be bothered.","The problem is, a lot of people acted like Clinton and Trump were equally bad right up until the moment Trump won, and then they immediately realized that Trump is far far far worse." +Stencil spray painting on Razer 80%,I wanna test this out now +"Renegades are somewhat on par with the better NA teams An interesting idea though would have been if ESL imported a load of foreign teams and moved them to the US for the league, maybe schedule all of their matches within a 2 week timespan. Teams like The Mongolz, Tyloo ect. They're not a replacement for teams like Cloud9, but i'd say they're better than CLG, NRG, Col and the likes.",I think it's likely EPL will eventually move to that. +"I was recently banned from r/news for pointing out that Obamas very own Justice Department found that hands up, don't shoot never happened. I was banned for racism.",Did they? +"Chemdawg is my second favorite! Any time I find some, I buy up what I can.",I just picked some up for Christmas! +Or do you? I assumed op was from America. So I could be wrong but there's a good chance I'm not.,Doesn't mean you're not still living in the wrong place. +"I told the first employee I spoke to, they didn't do anything that I saw. I wasn't about to go move the kid and risk some psycho parent coming out of the woodwork and acusing me of kidnapping or being a predator.","Crazy thought, instead of snapping a pic for karma why not call the authorities since you obviously saw the employee do nothing." +Why don't i jump instead!,I don't get it... The picture doesn't look anything like The Last Guardian... +Where in the fuck is this key?,you have to switch your keyboard to emoji language +it can. go into settings,Oh i meant b4 you press the back button when its in its normal position +"Tiger Den Leader - a bit worried about getting the boys completed I was a scout growing up (Eagle 1991), so not totally new to scouting. Tigers seem to be a bit more structured than when I was a cub - I was in a pilot of tigers in 1983. I'm currently worried that I am not going to get my boys through the rank (particularly when seeing posts here saying that there are dens complete with the requirements for Tiger). I have done Tigers in the Wild, and the hard to do alone requirements for Tigers safe and secure with a majority of the boys in the den. My son has also completed My Family's duty to God. My den has 5, I have one who started late who will be awarded his bobcat this month at the pack meeting. I have one boy with 3 adventures complete, I have two with 2 and one with one and one with none complete. Am I going to fail these boys?","my schedule is: Nov / Dec: Games Tiger's play (to get around the holidays Jan: Tiger Bites Feb / Mar: Team Tiger April: Backyard Jungle May: Community Project / catch up for any requirements missed, Elective chosen by boys" +"Panthers get a goal called back for goaltender interference, despite Bjugstad not touching Coreau.","it was the right call though, according to NHL rulebook regarding screens within the goal crease." +Alright racist.,I'm sorry you don't have any friends to occupy your time +"right! thanks. i saw that headline this morning, but evidently was paying zero attention as i read it. what did we giv up for him?",We traded away our 4th pick in the 2018 Superdraft for DCU's 4th pick in the 2019 Superdraft and Aguilar's rights. +"Fun fact, adult raccoons are called haringtons",Kit Harington? +But state law usually indicates that faithless electors are automatically excused and replaced with someone who will change the vote to the legal answer,It hasn't been tested in the courts if they can do that. +RNC Didn't Know About Trump Event With Clinton Accusers,Priebus and Ryan are so fucking done with him. +Did you just use a tornado rating scale to describe hurricanes and try to push an environmental science agenda?,I corrected myself +Do you think it is unreasonable for people to believe that the Trump on that tape is the real Trump and think that it's important that women are coming forward to corroborate the tape?,"I don't think anything about Trump's actions (not words) unless there is some real evidence posed, just like with any other crime." +Oh okay Harry Reid. We remember when you tried this with Romney.,Since your comment was actually upvoted I am going to assume that CTR funding has been yanked from Clinton's campaign? +Evans for Hurns++,Who are your running backs? +Tell me more. How have welfare programs destroyed low-income families?,"They've incentivized single motherhood, which has been shown more than any other single factor to put children at risk for negative outcomes like poor grades, truancy, trouble with the law, etc." +I have no idea. They're not bad people and my mother **of all people** even suggested that he stay the night.,Hmm your father isn't a gun loving hunter with an itchy trigger finger perhaps? +What's the highlight of this game? The story? The gameplay?,The writing in the game is amazing +You knew what you were doing...,I sure did and I don't regret it! +"Ok you've forced my hand, as adds I have 46 of the same color (grey) painted Taheres?",Gold rush boost and it's a deal. +6 AM and we're done! NJ going red my dudes.,"NJ checking in, my fiance made it for 6, I was lazy and didn't make it til 7:30" +"I had a shithouse day today. Put my cat down (cassie, inspiration for my username)... It was her time, and she's not suffering anymore, but still :( time to order comfort food and snuggle up under the doona...",I'm sorry for your loss. +#JustGayThings,hey ive been gone what happened here why all so mad +Is there a follow-up on the cat's health?,"Cat was given coffee, vodka and a smoke - Is recovering wonderfully." +"Need some newb advice Im a die hard fan of the last of us, giving uncharted a try, any advice appreciated. Favorite mode so far is command",use the condor +"I feel like I'm posting in this thread so much! My mom used to make this dish she called Shit on a Shingle, but in company it was Creamed Tuna on Toast. It was basically shitty tuna in some white cream sauce with peas thrown in slapped on a piece of toast. It was delicious.",Shit on a shingle was literally the only time I heard my grandma say anything remotely close to a swear word. +Italian primary school asks children to 'bring in own toilet roll' due to lack of funding,Time for bidets! +"1000 damage againts 30 armor? Yeah, that'll totally drop them.",That's why you buy refresher! +"Ineradicable Journey, the book or either film will do it.","Peter...Shadow...Oh, Peter... Gets me every time." +"They didn't make a pact with the devil, they made a act with the mouse.","Right, the devil" +My imporvment: S4: D5 0 lp S5: D5 0 lp S6: D5 27 lp FellsGoodMan,S3 silver III S4 Gold IV S5 Diamond V S6 Diamond III +Im thinking that's how im gonna feel if i get the auto...,I still love it though. +Fuck the GOP.,"Hear, hear." +My first thought if I ever happen to see an alien spacecraft will be: we're all gonna die,We are all gonna die though. +"Bonnaroo Hack (One of My Top 3) Saw a video about top 3 Bonnaroo hacks from yesterday, but something they didn't mention was to buy a cheap 15 foot garden hose. We attach it to the spouts provided throughout the campground for brushing teeth, etc to take a nice cold morning shower when we are feeling like we need it. Plus it's free and not $10! See you all on the farm!","We brought a large green watering can that made an excellent shower, just took turns helping each other rinse." +"Who here still has c2d or c2q rigs as their main ones? (9500gt, 4gb ddr2 and e8500, on asus p5nt deluxe)","Q9400 here, with GTX 650Ti and 4GB DDR2 RAM." +"It's not about being good, it's for fun.","exacly, and all-stars are in Barcelona so spanish fans will enjoy having peke there." +Yup. Cumulative trapezoid summation.,You mean like Tai's method? +I agree. After seeing King Kong I am certain that the success of lord of the rings films was due mostly to the strong editorial oversight that prevented him from ruining them. You know he intended to have Aragorn fight Sauron in human form at the end of the movie right? It wasn't until they told him not to that they reshot it so he was fighting a cave troll instead.,"Yes, Peter Jackson, the man that fought tooth-and-nail to get the LOTR movies made in the first place, had to be forcibly stopped from deliberately ruining them." +Thanks for the historical context!,"Anytime someone questions if something is feasible, my first instinct is to find a historic example of the same senario" +What?,It's an old Lee Trevino joke. +Some people thought he wouldn't and then he did. I think maybe his campaign made a statement that slightly casted a cloud over it and then the MSM ran with it.,Kellyanne said something along the lines of everybody has a right to privacy in reference to medical records. +What do you mean by that? I know it was released around the time that nu metal was becoming popular but what characteristics make them similar?,They probably listened to Korn on set and figured they would get all Nu Metal fans in on the movie +United States: once we see a country defeated and laying in a state of unconscious turmoil we raid their pockets for money and resources.,We do that during the fight +I heard this way back but I heard Roach had the opportunity to train Roman. I wish Roman nothing but the best and I hope he comes back from this stronger than ever before. If Roman does pick a new trainer I hope it's Roach. Roman's offensive style could be enriched under the tutelage of Roach.,because so many roach trained fighters have won recently +PSA: Don't confuse these,Calls Bonfires EZscape Wintertodt uses no logs and is profitable +"Na, thorin's just a douche",Atleast he is a honest one. +It's not nice to leave R. Kelley trapped in the closet.,We gotta send in Tom Cruise! +"Then there was that time I hopped in a jeep only to have doofus wrap it around a tree and before I could spawn again, Germany won the match. Good times!",My rule #1 in HnG: Never get in an ally's jeep. +"Yes, 30 power at max stacks, 30% attack speed and 10 flat pen in the lategame just doesn't do the job like, for example, executioner - 30 power, 25% attack speed but % pen in the passive","That makes sense, thank you for the response" +When did I say Seattle shouldnt get a team? When did I say Pittsburgh is the only one who should get a team? And I know about the hockey situation and that is a relevant point but I believe its much easier to make money of a NBA team than a hockey team in america. Unless you are an extremely good hockey team (like they are now) I do not think its that easy to market. Its a good point though.,Ya Im saying Pittsburgh is still a risky market for basketball and theres other locations that would be more profitable. +"dear mod who made Sherlock clues.. if you hate us that badly just say so.. fix a magical lamp in Dorgesh-Kaan is the most messed up clue scroll step i've ever seen or had. i've been walking around the upstairs area in dorgesh-kaan for 1 hour already, hopping worlds after every round and not a single broken lamp.. either this clue scroll is absolutely broken, or i'm doing something wrong after looking on the internet for the solution (so that I highly doubt), or you clearly dislike us. sincerely, someone who doesn't need a bag of salt to kill a rock slug anymore.","If you teleport with a Dorgesh-kaan sphere, you will always be teleported fairly close to a broken lamp, using this method it takes no time at all." +"No Lettuce, No Tomato, plus No Commandments?",Duh.. the no commandments is how they can serve gays now! +Let this sink in: Hillary Clinton will probably never be involved in politics again.,Danny Williams 2020 +"They're also wrong, and should have known better. Look at any of the Red Hat marketing material. It's a crazy common mistake, perpetuated by the logo designer's decision to not put a space in for whatever reason.",Always bugged me a little. +A thousand mouth breaths,Eww drool +"If you died right now, what would be your biggest regret in life?",Joining the Army Reserve +"As a guy who loves the Enduro to bits, I think I'll like this bike too. How much does it cost?","$230,000 I think" +And you'll be like fuck you and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS!!!,This sounds like a grown up Finn quote. +I believe we all want VR animal abuse my friend.,Cat beater 2016 +Donald Trump goes against vow to 'drain the swamp' by filling his transition team with lobbyists,Is this the same Reddit that considered a career politician an anti-establishment candidate or are we all pulling out our Jump to Conclusions mats? +You need a dangle-tractor like we have in the WEC.,Is the angle of the dangle proportional to the heat of the meat though? +"Pollster Says Donald Trump Ahead in Pennsylvania, Michigan",I'm glad someone is working hard to unskew the polls +Her sisters are so beautiful. I just wish I could see what she would've looked like.,Even at week old you could already see that he had is brothers nose. +"Wait, I forget - is today a day where Clinton is a militaristic warhawk beholden to the military industrial complex who's gonna get us into every war ever, or is today one of the days where she's a wilting weakling who's gonna personally let ISIS run rampant throughout the US? It seems to change so often. I can't keep straight which Clinton we're dealing with.",It's like how Obama is a muslim when they don't like him... but also a christian when they want to nail him with something. +"We've heard: If anybody can help fix his game, it'd be McLellan If anybody can help fix his game, it'd be Hitchcock It's not even his game that needs fixing, it's quickly being apparent that the hockey IQ isn't there anymore.","No, no, no, they're obviously just healthy scratching him to protect that conditional 2nd round pick!" +Summoner with black sheep still makes me lol,anything with black sheep is the best combo :D +"Well, to quote a soon-to-be-lawyer who responded to the same gif, the only way this is illegal if its intent is to kill or maim. The man in the gif clearly did not sustain any sort of serious injury, only a minor shock. If this was at a lethal level, he would have been shocked still and fell over, similar to that of tasers. Also, this shit is fake as *fuck.*","I understand your cynicism because everything, in fact, is fake if it's on the internet." +"Find it hard to question them personally, I would certainly consider it if I was in their position.","Honestly If I trusted in my ability I'd rather play in europe, but if I was someone like Oscar I would go to China" +You won't believe how this leader of the new synthesis of communism found one three letter solution to create left sectarianism!,"Pretty sure every flavor of communist, from Brezhnevite tankie revisionist to entryist Trots to hardcore Hoxhaists to individualist anarchists outside of RCP would be united against it, same with CPUSA." +Ordered mine Thurs 11/24 at 12:58am and it was delivered today around noon. Standard free shipping.,"wow, where do you live, my order on Wednesday night is still processing" +Chinese law will force game makers to reveal loot box drop rates,"This just means the gold miners, in game currency traders will better be able to determine which games to ruin with their army of bots." +Heroes never pie... for a slice.,Piece of kek +"It took me all of 5 minutes to vote. And had I been more sure of my district, it would have taken me 2. Different places take different amounts of time. Also he probably wouldn't have been fired if it took 16 minutes. Or even 25.",Yeah it took me maybe 5 minutes as well. +"We're not talking Injurylawyers4U calibre of ambulance chaser here, and yes, they're lawyers they'll be making bank regardless of if it's rainy or sunny.",Humans rights lawyers are such money grubbers eh? +"Don't underestimate the power or uneducated, white, women hating, good for nothing red necks. Now fucking suffer for the next 4 years assholes.","So you are on her side, saying most Americans are deplorables?" +"I really feel for the victims here, but if someone handed me $3 million before I was 20 I would have ruined my life.","Yep, $3M sure is worth a lifetime of social difficulties, intimacy issues, and having to re-experience the worst moments of your life as if they're happening again over and over and over." +You can do a cheap value transfer and get a super fast confirmation.,you can do that with any other ethereum token +world of warcraft,Ah... Nerd shit +"This is something Patriots fans obsess over. It's Gronk's one weakness, so they think it should be made illegal. They freak out over TJ Ward all the time because he hits low, yet they're the only fanbase that calls him dirty. They're idiots and don't understand the rules or how the game is played.",It's not a hit on Gronk... it was the hit on Bennett off the ball from behind. +"his what if is EXACTLY what's going on in the game. If an archetype is used as a mini engine, they don't count as the deck. Speedroids aren't considered the deck, or even relevant in the name, in ba. ABC isn't a gadget deck, despite using the johto gadgets. A metalfoe deck using a molmorat engine isn't a zodiac deck.",Should we start calling ABC the Union Photon Ho-Oh Lugia 'C' deck now? +"If you could bring back 1 archetype what would it be, and why? (Personal opinion): Nekroz. Their lifespan wasn't as great as many people wanted them to be. I feel nobody recouped in gameplay of what they paid.",Blue Eyes +My wife waiting for me to fill her up,Uh... +"Doing three weeks worth of Queens Wrath bounties and then getting two class items isn't fucking cool. I mean, come on. Just needed to vent.","im just trying to get the ship, all ive gotten so far is arms two packages in a row" +Someone accidentally hit the right alt key instead of the L key,You mean the alt-right key? +Free Iron Banner Rewards!,Quit DDOSing people +"Australia's constitution has the same provision for New Zealand, referring to it as a state of Australia in the document to simplify any future merger.","And just like Canada, we're good." +so we have a Socrates and a Muhammad Ali in the senate....,He is very smart +I don't consider it an LMG since it's clip fed. It's much more usable like u said tho.,*MAGAZINE* +LF1 Aksis phase 1 HM w/ challenge after,Poppasynth303 399 hunter with experience +You must defeat your 12 year old self in a game of their choosing. What game is it and how do you beat them?,Minecraft 1v1 +When did we start talking about flopping?,... What do you think the leg kick is? +"Think batteries before a hurricane. At regular prices people will hoard and buy too many, leaving none for those behind them. First come,first serve.",Are you suggesting a retailer can't set their own prices? +Flipping off the deck,Nigga gotta learn how to stick the goddamn landing and stop trying to be fancy. +I am an artist and I 100% cannot draw.,Username checks out +Ye,Ye +"No you wouldn't. It's not like every human being desperately yearns for conflict. It usually results from necessity; lack of resources or a threat to ones survival brought on by political or ideological differences, for example. If you can solve these problems then people would be happier and peaceful.",No because inevitably someone would have more than another person and the the other person would want to take it from them. +Miikka Kiprusoff inducted into the Finnish Hockey Hall of Fame. His acceptance speech was a staggering 13 words long.,"Kipper's the man, loved watching him play while I was growing up" +"I understand that people want to accept refugees because it's the nice thing to do, but ask anyone if they'd be okay moving people from a impoverished ghetto to their town... they would say no. It's literally the same thing except the impoverished ghetto is in another country.",NIMBY libs. +What was your WORST year in school?,I thought I was trans in 7th grade... Yeah +"But it's always E, always",Kids call it molly +Turner hurt? Or just not in the rotation right now?,He died for our sins. +"the mod in his last post says: I've now checked the code, and if you have no mana, you cannot be on low mana. The same will be true of full mana if and when that becomes a thing. Wouldnt that mean it is actually neither? So confused right now. I knew clear mind works with blood magic because you are technically reserving life and not mana. Its condition is not while on full mana.",yeah neither full nor low but definitely not low so full in a way o.O +As someone who worked in Advertising for many years... hell no. Companies will use it mercilessly. The public trust of Medicare will be exploited by companies to sell their product. Trademark laws are really important. I really am a little shocked that people are totally ok with the misuse of the logo.,"Personally, as a designer i'm not convinced the govs case would stand-up in court" +"Worth keeping in mind MSNBC and CNN were literally caught conspiring with the HRC campaign at both the primary elections and presidential elections (in true 1984 style they are now denouncing the hacks on DNC computers which unmasked their deceptive bahviour as something orchestrated by the Russian government, as if we should be outraged on their behalf). Their coverage has a shocking bias against Trump. Unfortunately all major news organisations, such as Fox, have an agenda - and it is rarely, if ever, to give us a plain analysis of the stone cold facts .",But for this you have no proof +Trump insults men for something they've done or said. *crickets* Trump insults a woman for something she's done or said. OMG Trump is a sexist misogynistic pig who hates ALL women REEEEE!!,Hillary insults almost half of the entire country.. #Nothing to see here +Grow up.,Ummm we just celebrated our first anniversary and I am 30lbs lighter. +My Name is Earl Jesus Christ this show. I never watched it when it was on tv and there a few things I regret more in life. The Cops episode just killed me. You had me at balls,Fucking writer strike... +Anyone else find it difficult to see the people that are hitting you no problem in the distance?,"Turn off motion blur, it should definitely distinguish between dark splodges and actual soldiers moving" +r/the_Donald sometime tomorrow/never: You know who I blame for Donald Trump's poor election results? Donald Trump.,"No, it was clearly fraud" +Released Friday afternoon before a three-day holiday weekend. This is the definition of a document dump.,Yeah because the internet stops working on holidays. +Thanks.,You're welcome. +"Tginking out loud: What if we had a concrete cookie cutter track? Since we love concrete tracks so much, what if we had a 1.5 miler on concrete? Do we like Dover and Bristol so much because concrete or because they're short tracks?",That would be interesting because it would be something different. +"Since everyone was posting their collection, I thought I join in on the fun.","Sick man, nice collection" +Minority voters are 6 times as likely as white voters to wait more than an hour to vote,Probably because white people gotta get back to their job. +"A Bum Tickly classic? Even if it is political pandering bullshit, is still a classic.",8^U +you just proved your lack of intelligence so I will stop conversing with you now,lol +We don't need the tiebreaker since we have the tie. They'd be 9-7 and we'd be 9-6-1,"doh, completely forgot about that" +100% of nothing is nothing,"200%, then?" +"Science supports the idea of being transgender, not identifying as a machine.","When there are idiots claiming there are 63 genders, you might as well be a machine." +"It's not crap, but the SNES was superior","The Genesis has blast processing man, radical" +How am I supposed to use the restroom? I will be very drunk and will need several 45 second breaks.,If the candidates love America enough to wear diapers who are you to not do the same. +DEAR ESPN,sounds like someone's salty +Have ya tried turning it off and back on again?,That's where my flair came from lol +Faggot playing Hanzo in attack smh. Focken wot m8? 1v1 me scrub! Flashbacks of EUW comin up,To be fair hanzo is alot more viable on attack then on defense (top 500 player btw) +The other ones are mostly batshit and have no chance of winning so supporting them is basically giving up your vote,"Yeah, Gary Johnson is way worse than the war machines that are Clinton and Trump." +Holiday Gem Storm.,"As always, some sort of gem event when I should be studying for finals" +Starbucks is god damn expensive though.,Order their regular coffee with their special flavorings and it's $2-3 cheaper than their espresso drinks. +Spotted in whole foods today,So coolz... +"Hey Marcy, I got you a souvenir from Nuka-World!",Lol i killed marcy +All 80k of you glorious bastards on here say it with me. PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP,PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP +"I didn't even plan to make a stealth archer, but she was a stealth archer by level 8",My one handed restoration character became a stealth archer right after I stole the elven bow inside Jorrvaskr. +Having no foreign policy to speak of is worse than having a policy debate in which someone says something you don't like. Johnson doesn't get points for being a peacenik by simply ignoring conflicts when they take place. No more than Trump will win the election by ignoring the fact that he's tanked out among women voters.,And that is what advisors are for. +Westbrook did have a 51-point triple-double though,"AD's stat line was more impressive, just a shame he's got no teammates" +"The world's oldest panda, Pan Pan, died today at 31.",So... Should I get my dick out? +"What's that one thing you always fuck up, no matter how much you try?",Not buying the newest gadget. +Jesus -- I just had a terrifying thought. What if Nate Trash is really just inflating Hillary's odds of winning on his site because he knows that the SJW trash crowd will throw all of their money into the political betting markets -- what if Nate gave Trump such low chances to win despite overwhelming proof of the polls being rigged because he stood to make a fortune off of the tears of the SJW's.,Then they take all that money and the SJWs pay for the wall... brilliant. +Florida just passed Medical Marijuana with over 70% of the vote!,CONGRATS +how can i find the group,you have to be added by an existing member +"Mark My Words Have a bold predicition that you want to say that will most likely look very stupid in a short time. But hey, you can get one right and pat yourself on the back. Please don't downvote a user for a stupid bold predicition, but rather start an intellectual conversation. You can also be less spicey and post different thoughts and statements on the draft.",Garrett falls to the 2nd +I tend to keep them in. My grandmothers taught me how to use commom curtesy as a weapon. ;),"Well, bless your heart :)" +"4 months later: currently using Mango Languages. It's 15 bucks a month, but worth it.",Can you explain what this is? +"Oh nice, I was surprised when I saw him.","Same here, I opened the menu the first time I killed him and just ran forward for a few seconds" +iPad booked in with description: Please replace Glass,"let me guess, OP works at a school and found it with a yellow post-it saying #6 won't turn on" +"No, it was 1.50. the difference is you paid for the roll, itself. You didn't pay for the bacon and get the roll as a bonus. That would have made the roll free. Would you still pay that 1.50 just for the bacon even if no roll was involved?",mornings when I'm hungry nah I'd just go somewhere where it's cheaper like PC or Nintendo +"If you could pick one game that is out right now and give it CD Projekt Red level of care and quality, which would it be? Thought about this today and I was curious what everyone thought.","WWE 2K17, it is a great game when it works but it is just soo broken" +And again with the S3 Finale if you count that. I do.,He tried once more if you count the auto-erotic asphyxiation +China threatened to back US enemies over a phone call to Taiwan. Now they pursue and steal US Navy underwater drones. This would never happen if the US had a competent foreign affairs ministry. This is a direct threat to the US and Trump. Obama should get it back ASAP or resign.,"One would think that military drones would have a destruct mechanism so that, if captured, it could be destroyed." +Natalia Dyer,One of my favorite parts of the show! +"I dunno, maybe tell friend #2 he's like a 5 star hotel? Confusing your friends can be fun, if you're bored enough.","By another friend of mine, I was once called a Buick of a man I still have no idea what he meant by that" +"This reminds me of when I go to Goodwill and leave cryptic notes in the pockets of clothing for sale or tucked between a painting and its frame. For you, this is our beginning.","For me, it is also the beginning, but slightly after you saw it was our beginning." +#NotMyPresident,#NotAnyonesPresident +I only use my computer for reddit lol I would not use mobile for this site haha,Can you elaborate why +Pokemon joke: What do terrorists in the Alola region say..? ALOLAHUAKBAAR!,Nahhh +There has just been a leaked justice league trailer for jimmy kimmel here's the link,Mirror? +And best in the bay...,Nah Carr is good +"Old Wounds - Rest In Piss (in honor of today's election, here's a song that they often dedicate to Trump)",Old Wounds are fucking amazing live +"And don't forget: As of January 1st, Muslims will no longer be allowed entry into the United States.","Wow, a whole 20 days before he's even president!" +"the modern african accent is actually Dutch, just like Afrikaans is a bastardized form of the language the more you know",Dude what the fuck my feelings I'm Afrikaans and I think our language is beautiful +Happy cakeday.,4 year account boi! +You don't need the president to be a part of the plot of the show lol,You don't no but it would be hilarious +"Men of Reddit, what are your feelings on your SO choosing to get off and watch porn by herself over intimacy with you?",can I sit in the corner and watch? +"Cali needs those, too. The only reason Hillary won with such a gap there.",Wasn't her popular vote lead about equal to the number of illegal voters in California? +I assume they are way cheaper than the rest,You get what you pay for. +"Self learners : are there any tutorials for basic steps that I can just improvise and learn to build rhythms off? I'm thinking of for example the different ways you can make a sound (heel, shuffle, back stroke, forward stroke, flat foot) and then just try to recreate rhythms in my own way. Thank you","I'm using mahalo tap to supplement my regular classes while in college, you will eventually need to get in touch with an instructor to make sure you're doing everything correctly though." +Bear tanks primary stat is agility..,Literally unplayable +"They might have some kind of stamping machinery, where the paper is placed in the same spot every time.",That is not how government documents are done friend. +they put out a garbage game,"Wait, wasn't Chinatown Wars received pretty well critically?" +Countries that Americans may hide out.,Those countries look great +Dark Forest Theory of Machine Learning,Extrapolating from fictional evidence. +"My problem has always been with the honey turning to sugar. Not getting it out of the packaging. Does this packaging make it harder for honey to crystalize? The one exception being my Tupelo honey, of course.",You need to buy better quality raw honey Even better if it's the kind that's almost a peanut butter texture. +What it is like to be an Elemental Shaman,"Don't be to sad, i got declined for a mythic 2+ as a 856 Windwalker Monk." +"People don't like fake primaries, who knew?",You mean we can't Correct The Election? +"no, the 800k is for Michigan. PA was already funded","Oops, my bad." +We're being brigaded. Time to feed the Shills,yum +The funny thing is ... FPI and Trump stand on the same page. LMAO,"yup, ANTI LGBT, (don't know about abortion though), conservative, and more SARA" +"Most of them are like that, on easy settings. Check out God of War, Darksiders, Prototype.","Also inFamous, Prince of Persia" +7,Maybe my favorite heroes will be fucking relevant again. +"LIVE Stream: Mike Pence Holds Rally in Springfield, MO 9/6/16",Reuters needs to have their credentials revoked. +You can't run for reelection if you don't win,it's still her turn +"If I transfer USD to an overseas account now, will it go at the current rate or whatever it crashes to in the morning?",It will go by tomorrow's rate. +2 weeks no weekly summary (Chi) Anyone else.,Nothing in Arizona +No YOU take an up vote !,I insist +What are your biggest 'mom was right' moments?,Trump will win this +"Yes, water or no move!",~~Tits~~ Water or gtfo +"I used to work at a hardware store and some guy came up to me with his kid. Said he wanted to buy gaming PC parts for his son, he also had a list of what items he needed. The list had an i7 and gtx 750ti in it. So I tell the guy that if its just gonna be used for gaming and light school work for the kid he would be better off getting a i5 and a gtx 960 or better. He said: nah, my brother in law said this is the best gaming setup and he's into IT. I felt so sad for the kid, he thought he would be able to play everything on ultra and his dad just wouldn't believe me.",You really gotta have that hyper threading for light school work though +Geunthers face makes me want to punch babies,big if true +TOP KEK not a single Tweet from @iamjohnoliver since Nov.7!!!,Man this David Brock meme is lit +Sally is 3 mana friend.,Woah sally..... Wooooh that girl +That's the team's ass clench when it's overtime on a payload map in Overwatch.,The ass clench when you're on fire on 20 hp and running for a health kit in TF2 +but caaaarrrrlll you cant eat babies,caaaaaarl that KILLS people! +That would be a high kick even in soccer.,you guys are soft. +A colorful cheese and charcuterie tray I put together for a birthday party,Needs 10x more cornichons +Democrats don't appear to want it...they are lawless and must be destroyed politically and left to wander amongst the garbage and trash.,"This right here, destroy the Democrats and let the Republicans splinter into Libertarian/Religious/Nationalist parties afterwards if we need more than one party." +"THEIR WEED IS FINALLY KICKING IN, FOLKS!",Problem is getting them off the couch to vote. +"No arc, no character, no words, no depth. No reason to give a shit",But muh red face and double bladed light saber +they didn't do anything until 1.0 so technically not beta,"Well if we're gonna get technical, the teleport mechanic for enderpearls got added in beta 1.9 pre-release 2." +(In Celcuis that's -18 and -30),We need a bot for this. +170 mana just to stun 1 creep SeemsGood,oh... that's a creep :/ +That time I was naked and got a wierd-ass air drop,watch as the zergs start placing these airdrop catchers everywhere on the map :P +Nope! Thats strictly an obummer feat. Dont now how hes not seen as one of the worst presidents when you consider the debt increase and erosion of middle class/cronyism.,This is exactly why we need to lower taxes on the rich +It is not a conspiracy theory.,I'm convinced. +"Trudeau campaign spent more money on online propoganda then any other Canadian party in the past (so I read). They specifically targeted social media and youth. Including reddit. Nothing wrong with propoganda, it's a fact of life. Everyone does it. That's the reality. Other parties will catch on. Hopefully people will realize this reality of our age and imunize them selves and stick to critical thought processes. Especially when reading stuff on reddit.","So in order words, there was a Record, and it was Corrected." +I'm a Syrian glass artist. Here's a little Pepe I made for you guys :),It's adorable and so are you. +umm shoudln't i be tagged?,My bad +"Just to beat it in; all of this is completely free in my first world country. And no, the quality of care or timeliness does not suffer one bit.",This shit is free is 2nd and 3rd world countries as well. +Wow! I guess this is the r/the Donald crowd...where you cannot even post a differing opinion.,You spelled r-politics wrong. +"Is this honestly the first you are hearing about him being a risk, an existential threat, to our democracy?",Are you going to answer the question? +"Anyone know the sizing on these, normally wear US size L. On my phone so kinda hard to translate everything","this is hell small, an IRL large runs like 8-10cm longer but same width" +*Affairrmative!*,Engineering +"First brexit, then the snoopers charter and now this? I didn't realize that America and the U.K. Were competing",This is what it looks like when old people revolt. +Non-educated poor whites turned out in much higher numbers than expected and as per usual the old folks fucked the whole thing up as well.,Those darn coffin dodgers +OECD: Anti-migrant activists must be silenced and countries must embrace immigration,"How about: anti-sovereignty activists must be silenced, and anarchists must embrace sovereignty?" +But he's a billionaire,But his business still failed +Why is China doing this? why the aggression?,lol USA launches drones near chinese water and calls it's chinese aggression +Don't forget Colbert as well,And Samantha bee +"Ok, then so do every Yasuo/Riven/Vayne/Zed I see on my team.",Hallelujah. +"Is anybody really surprised? Why? We all know that if the Democrats had run a fair primary and allowed Bernie to be nominated, it would've been far more likely that Trump wouldn't have won against him. But no, they insisted on trying to push Hillary on us - a criminal (if any of us had done what she did with those emails, we'd literally already be in jail), a proven corrupt politician, and one of the most false, disingenuous people to ever run for office. Democrats only have themselves to blame here, simple as that.","No no no, you see, Trump is a racist sexist monster who eats black trans babies for sustenance, he couldn't possibly win!" +Honestly it was ridiculous. Articles from terrible sources like the Huffington Post were being considered acceptable content and the entire subreddit was plagued by nothing but Trump bashing. Even remotely critical articles of Clinton were being removed or downvoted to hell. I don't think that sub can recover from the damage it's caused to its reputation and userbase.,But now you have the_d as the real bastion of free speech. +I rarely ride switch but my twin park board is set up symmetrically. Since this has been my most used board over the years I find it difficult to ride with bindings set any way but in a twin stance. Even on my very directional pow board (birdman) I switched my bindings back to 15' 15' because having it any other way just feels wrong now.,"12/12, mostly centered stance unless it's 8+ inches." +"As a nation supposedly representing the West and the progress, you are not getting any better. China surpasses the US in every economic aspects, they are even the country where the investment in green tech is the highest. For education, you have one of the lowest rate of literacy of the western world, your spend more per head for private insurance than any other country pays for a universal health care, obesity rates has slowed down your life expectancy so much so that your are at a tie with Slovenia... This is not new. This has been going on for decades. Now, where do we go where here? Here lies the real question.",Trump will fix that +"Wow, must be a big family since they filled the entire EDSA.","Yeah, like, 2% of the Philippine population." +"One Nation wouldn't go into coalition. If they overran the LNP in Queensland, the Coalition would never govern without their support again. That's what the Coalition fears more than anything.",If one nation overran Qld they would be taking from labor as well as LNP. +The game papers please.,"Arstotzka is greatest nation, comrade!" +She completely fucking collapsed.,"yea, its really dramatic actually" +Will America still have an electoral system in 4 years?,"No, the universe would be obliterated by then" +What a massif failure.,OP never re-peak this pls. +Latinos also do this. We have like 3 or 4 sour cream containers filled with various foods at any given time.,"man, all the gerber baby food bottles..." +How to fix a bug 101 Just remove the feature that's bugged entirely. - Riot Games.,Sounds like Pokemon GO +"Assuming we lived in a world where these weren't all pre-screened - what one question would you ask, for both candidates to answer, if you got the mic tonight?",What's the last time you changed your position on an important issue - what was it and why did you change your opinion? +"I dunno, the people seem awfully desperate to get out though...","Granted, people are, but I always notice the ones who leave to be old conservative uncles who start night clubs or liquor businesses in Miami." +Just received my shipping email Lime UK,"Same here, lime Germany KS backer." +What luck for a start! Three Spark's of Genius!,RNGjesus is with you +Non mi so spiegare una traduzione del genere.,Me sremba prefetamente no male. +how many attempts is what I wanna know,it's 225 man not sure if anyone has mentioned this +CwC Lightning Warp + Discharge,Hahaha oh man this is a good one. +"Talk to me about getting rid of public folders From the outset, can we agree that this is not a 'Exchange on prem is horrible' or even 'f*ck public folders!'. There are reasons we have both and having looked after these kinda of things for well over a decade at various places, that's nothing new. That said, I'm looking for any real life ways people have replaced public folders within organisations in the 000's to 0000's. Currently public folders are used as a central store for all project related emails across the company as a simple way to keep these out of mailboxes and accessible by anyone working on that project. Presently there are 5,000,000+ items in our public folders and 000's of project folders as you can imagine. What I'm looking for is real world ideas and suggestions on how to move this out of public folders without over complicating things from a user perspective (and an IT one of course!). I've heard people say SharePoint is the way forward. If that's the case, has anyone successfully migrated public folders to SharePoint? If so, what did that look like and entail?",SharePoint. +"The new Pokeyman on the block with the shite Speed High defences be all that he needs Knock knock it's Shuckle, the Shell Smasher, great Baton Passer, better Trick Room crasher Give ya the Z-Move Thrasher, it's like a Skull Basher, that's why my Power Trick has no answer I make Berry Juice by myself, I don't need Rare Candy I digest it all by myself, all your Poffins get shelved.",Wonderful! +Annnnnndd I missed it,But your aim is getting better! +"how can people vote for Hillary when she's been associated with the Bilderberg group, Masons, New World Order bullshit, the Rothschilds and would have just been a continuation of the systematic rape of the Middle East that your very own people started with that false flag attack you call 9/11? I'd rather vote for a misogynist or imbecile than a goddamn spawn of the underworld hellbent on global domination. At least Trump is a what you see is what you get guy ( yeah, guilty of being a loud mouth and bad behavior but that doesn't automatically make him a bad president) while in Hillary all i see is manipulation, deceit, lies and hidden agenda. Good for you America, at least now we'll know that things will definetly not remain the same (for good or for worse) rather than just sit like rats and not know when/what/how will happen because of all the smoke screens. So how can people not see that you've had to choose between two evils and you actually chose the lesser one? I'm honestly puzzled.",you dropped this. +hardest god in the game? who's the hardest god in the game? for me it's ullr ~.~ i can't use that boi. u gotta smash yo keyboard to land his combo,Susano +What's a discord username?,The username you use for Discord xD. +Ummm...,"Would upvote, but it's at 69 upvotes..." +This is correction i like to make when i want people to shoot my dirty looks.,I can keep my gun today to make sure it gets shot too +"I wonder if many Trump supporters were just unwilling to publicly say so too, which would skew perception and reporting.",Closet politics +"I've actually got a screenshot of the name just incase, and I can tell you he's nowhere to be seen on the leaderboards, well pointed out. Would it make a difference if he usually searches for random matched party?","Random parties can get to 200 easily if they know where each trap/chest/exit is, bosses aren't that difficult and considering he's had to have run it over a dozen times to get anywhere near multiple stacks of hoards there's bound to be a party that can kill them." +"The acknowledgement that our inner city culture is utter shit, that attitudes within that inner city culture must change from **within** it in order to fix it (because outside factors won't, all they are currently doing is nothing but pressurizing it), but at the same time outside factors need to **let** those within that culture fix it naturally and organically and stop applying so much pressure to it. It doesn't matter who started what anymore, or who caused what to happen to get us to this point. Blame does jack shit but keep people from fixing things, because they don't see it as their responsibility. But it's not going to get better any other way, other than those within that culture making it better. If policy and bureaucracy were good at fixing anything, it would have been fixed by now.",Exactly...can't fix a problem if we don't admit it exists. +"did u already tried clementine ? if u do, why do u prefer lollypop?","Lollypop is far better IMHO, it has great features, and simply looks far better, plus is GTK based so it's lighter Clementine isn't for me" +Meanwhile in Mexico...,"As Mexican I like the idea of the wall, built around the US But out of joke, that will take some time to build guys, maybe now we can be more independent from the US economy that seems to just hurt us, hey we need to see the good things between all of this stuff" +"How many Space Marines would it take to annihilate this WAAAAGH!? Your choice of who I send, but I need a good solid number.",YOUZ' AIN'T GOT A NUMBA BIG ENUFF TA CAWNT HOW MANY YA'D NEED. +Gamergate was preaching this for ages...,But...but... but... it's all about hating women... +"awesome, it's about time now come on USAA","Luckily I have both Capital One and USAA accounts, looks like I know which one I'm going to main now." +"One time my sister made a cake for a friends birthday party. Now she is crazy talented, and this cake looked like this giant ornate teacup. She had to head into town for like 20 minutes to grab something else before the party, and so she left me in charge of watching the cake to make sure a dog didn't get it. Long story short, I went to the bathroom midway through cake watching, and was literally gone for about 5 minutes. When I came back, half of the cake was missing, and a startled collie was fleeing the room. When my sister came back she was outraged. She went to the party, surprisingly, without the half eaten cake with dog slobber on it. When she came home that evening she was watching TV on the couch and the collie came over all apologetically. Now you see, that would be a really cute forgiveness story if the collie hadn't proceeded to throw up the cake she had eaten on her shoes.",My little brothers dog (she's like a black lab/pitbull mix with some chihuahua or something) once got up on the counter and ate half a pizza in about a minute. +So she was quite prepared to shift blame to Powell for her actions but *now* she doesn't want to talk about it?,Convenience. +"Women of reddit, what are the best things about sex after 40? Or how does sex change after that threshold (for better or worse)?","Yeah, porn stars and escorts can't fuck worth a damn." +there's no such thing as marriage equality. A lot of Hindu organizations support marriage equality but I disagree with it. It's not homophobic to think marriage is only for straight people.,Much like how it isn't racist to ask people of colour to sit at the back of the bus. +Then you're lower ranked than OP lol,RIP me +"Perhaps it's initially non-lethal, but people will die if all the electricity goes out, especially people who rely on refrigeration for insulin, etc.",It also can harm the staff at the power facility. +Yea but also no save medal,Yep +Can people stop pretending New York Times is anything but Liberal propaganda?,Why is Alaska the size of Hawaii? +"No, just concentration camps.","I am not diminishing the fact that these were disgusting acts carried out by a power-hungry Democrat, but simply am saying we didn't bring on genocide on Japanese Americans during WW2 despite what Reddit thinks" +They won fair and square. Kek @ losers Is this how you're going to be for four years? Is right-wing political discourse going to be stuck in the gutter forever?,HAHA LE CUCKS MAGA +if you never heard of bayern ur sport knowledge is garbage. stick to mcdonalds and games.,The only European football we see on TV is the occasional epl game others leagues are lucky to get a mention on espn and that tends to be champions league. +"It took a year for him to finally Trump them, but it's happening",The true 1% +Pizza Pizza is the best pizza in Ontario hands down and 2-4-1 is the second best. It's actually pretty evident considering that the have the 2 in their name and the 1 at the end actually refers to pizza pizza.,nice try Honda Civic driver. +Xmas 2016 and the US election With the results of the recent election i've been thinking about wether this could be referenced at Christmas. I know the special has already been filmed but they could have put a small line in somewhere referencing it. Maybe even filmed 2 versions of the line depending on the outcome. I just think having an episode set in America only a month after the election would feel strange if none of the American characters talk about it. The chances are very slim i know but it wouldn't be impossible.,They already referenced The Minister of War. +How do we know that videos like this are not staged?,Why should it be assumed that a video of someone spray painting a word on a vehicle after others had threateningly held a finger in the general direction of them would be staged? +*sketch citgo at boulevard and north,fitsed..that's the one. +"yeah, they're basically an illegal paramilitary organization and they didn't even appear to be fighting for any ideological reason, just stereotypically wanting to conquer the planet.",So was the whole make me taller wish just hidden from everyone? +"I've always thought how will capitalism work when all of the jobs are automated? the effects would be far reaching, the only people who have job security are IT people... just about everything can and will be automated. What happens to our population? i think the final solution will be that governments tax businesses who automated, an automation tax. and that tax will 100% go to someone who could have had a job. a machine will still be cheaper for the company and the person will take perhaps a slight reducution in their yearly earnings but not have to work at all. all the free time that would be presented to us could be great for studying and learning, in the past freeing up working hours of the week has always led to more innovation, but im not sure its right to draw that comparison.",Why would America still need money at all when everything is automated? +Your blanket statement is the same as me saying that polygraphs do work. Just saying.,Except that only one of those statements can be backed up by independent testing. +"This is the $hitposting we need, after such a unexpected political result",*insert controversial political comment* +"Surely the timing is wrong though. The major design work on the car is already done, some parts will already have been sent to manufacture, and they're now working on the refinements and detail to prepare for the car's test program and the final aero package for the first race. The lead times on these things are always longer than most people on this sub appreciate. How much impact will Rory have on the 2017 car? 2018 certainly but that's a longer game than Ferrari seem to have been playing recently.","So, you're saying that 2018 is finally our year?" +I piss excellence.,Shake and Bake! +Wow.,Missing the boat +"Well, RIP EU I wonder how long it will take for the sheeps to realise that they've been played by Putin funded power-hungry maniacs that don't give a shit about their well being?",Maybe you should take that tin-foil hat off +"The majority of people I knew that actually went out and vote did it in part to stick it to the main stream media. CNN, MSNBC, and the rest.",It's like they forgot the Streisand Effect was a thing. +meanwhile mine's constantly laying on the ground in the middle of the floor,You're joking right? +Judging by the growth of r/exmormon --they go here.,Because this is way more fun than sacrament meeting! +How would you turn around with a mouse in a game,you move your mouse in a circular motion which is a common setting in games for turning around +"We live to evolve, invent, eat , reproduce, and love. Animals have stayed the same for thousands of years, but look at us we made the world a better place for us.","Yes, we made the the modern developed world a place where we no longer have to turn to the cruelties that were necessary for our ancestors." +SONO CHI NO SADAMEEEE,JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJO +My homie Gucci out of jail,I'm given to understand that it's now over for you Gucci clones. +"Meh. I am a MOBA hopper myself, have played every one for extended periods of time...and they all have pros and cons. Pros: Small community that is passionate. Change of pace from normal MOBAs. Myhtology based. Can play completely free. Cons: More salt and ignorant anger than i've ever experienced and typing seems to be forbidden (by community). Investing any money in will get you hooked, HiRez is way too good at finding ways to take your money (makes up for free to play argument). You have to be a quick learner and learn meta/game on your own as people aren't willing to teach you (in game).",I also think the meta is much more fluid based upon how routinely they make major changes to particularly items and gods. +"To be the ultimate host for your guests, I recommend putting platic wrap under the seat so cell phones or other items will not fall in there.",That can go very wrong very quickly +Paying the little bit extra on Amazon is like choosing between 2 day shipping and 2 month shipping. I'll take 2 day thanks.,I wouldn't consider 50% more 'a little bit'. +How long did you wait in line to vote?,Less than 5 minutes. +What's the most ridiculous way that you have hurt yourself?,"Pulled my back bending down to put something in my works safe, I was to lazy to get off my chair and kneel next to it, next i know Im on the floor unable to move my back." +"I'm not sure I'd go THAT far. But better than what we had (and soon will again), ie, nothing? You betcha. I was just unemployed for a year, and because of the ACA, I was able to afford health insurance and didn't die from not having my drugs. Call me selfish, but I kinda count that as a plus.",Why did you have to go and get sick? +People help a man who dropped 25000 yuan(3570 USD) in the street. He didn't lose a single bank note,And Americans say that Chinese are not compassionate +Auckland Law School to increase roll despite opposition and lack of graduate rolls.,Dat for profit education... +Roger J Kerr says events outside of New Zealand are likely to be the catalyst for an expected fall in the value of the Kiwi dollar,Dat rock star economy. +I love Trump MORE for this. Dude has fucking balls the size of moons to match his ambitions.,president moonballs +"Jack Slack is english though, or am I missing a joke or something here?","No bro, Jack Slack is British, not English" +Unless OP wants to cry their eyes out for the rest of the night.,And feel numb for a couple of weeks after that. +Should the Dead Sea really provide fresh water?,After you research desalination +"Well, if you think about it, a lot of those problems grow from the lack of a sufficient education system in many parts of the country. Jobs are moving away to China and being automated because the jobs that are now part of our economy require education - which our system has failed to provide.",Good thing we didn't elect the candidate who wanted to address that problem then! +The perfect dongle for the new MacBook Pro. I present to you the Universal Dock from ASUS.,What's that D shaped port with 15 pins? +I feel like this was a war against women and some women were on the other side and that's why we are where we are.,"In war, the word 'collaborator' is used." +I'm surprised they willingly go on his show.,you just gotta know that none of them did their homework and watched Tucker hand the unprepared libs their asses every time or they'd come more prepared +centralized government isn't communism either,Not even sure if this the right place to discuss this as it's supposed to be a satire sub (though a lot of the community does believe in communism at first glance) but how would you make decisions around the means of production without centralised government? +Trump wins. Now what?,Well at least now all those 9th term abortions will be stopped +Snowflake Students Paint Swastikas And D*cks On Church Then Blame Trump Supporters,This is not a legitimate news site. +"So there's 53 days left in 2016, what more could it possibly throw at us?","Well, I am down for an Invasion of China" +".... you don't need to be in the UK to watch one of the only TV shows to be aired in nearly every country on the planet. Although now its on amazon prime so unless you got prime, you got no chance now :P Plenty clips on youtube though!",The last 6 or so seasons of Top Gear are still on Netflix +Figured out what #KONY2012 and #NotMyPresident have in common. **An army of children.**,"Damn, those halcyon days when I thought Kony was as evil as it gets." +"20 years ago, TIME celebrates US meddling in Russian elections to elect Yeltsin. In the Current Year, liberals and neocons cry treason over unnamed source alleging vague meddling in US election.","Everything they say is vague Fake news, Russian meddling, alt right" +How can I get banned from this sub?,1/10 no effort at all. +"Tanuki are a mythological Japanese creature that are basically raccoons, but with giant testicles and magic powers, including flight.",I thought Tanuki were just racoon dog things? +"Yup, you are so smarterer than everyone elses peoples. That is why yous guys's candidate one and we couldnt not have won. atleast you guys's have the senit and the houze and all da governorz..... oh waitzzz",Are you drunk? +"Simple economics: Doctors should only be paid if they successfully heal the patient. If they can't help, they shouldn't take money. Same with hospitals...",This comment takes the cake for dumbest idea I've seen today. +"From what I know, Duterte is trying to bring several opposing groups together (e.g., workers and businessmen, the military and Communists, industrialists and environmentalists) and trying to reach other to others, such as indigenous people and Muslims. I did not see much of that in Trump while he was campaigning.",Marcoses and the Martial law victims +"Can someone please help me identify this, its My dads favourite",Looks like a paprika pepper. +I officially don't know what the difference is between a pick and a rub anymore,Well the Card player never made contact so... +"Ugh. Any of CycleGear's house brands of safety gear. Pick any. I've tried them all (and used to work at CG). (To be fair, though, their paddock stands and some of their tools are decent.)",They have good warranty though. +"Your suffering will be unimaginable, human. You will rue the day you crossed paths with me and my self-grooming.",OPs like these are the reason why cats have so much trust issues against our specie . +Didn't think smoking weed constitute them as being whores. What a strange argument you have made,Lifting your skirt to show your ass and twerk it in public kinda does tho +"Supposedly, in the ARW lore, they have no aircraft, but they can reach space?","There are aircraft, there's an old picture of a Laurel airdrop unit." +"I don't think, I know. I experienced it. Just stop, you're wrong.",make sure to cap your fps at 30 too smaller the number the more smooth it is right? +The Bean? Is that a thing?,fuck no +Make nice or twice,"Make nice, not twice has always been the line to me" +that's kinda valid advice for tinder tbh,"ALSO VALID FOR LIFE, BRO!" +This will get shut down in a Republican legislature. The last thing Republicans want are two liberal senators.,"Because when it comes down to it, who really cares about representative democracy, right?" +I'm the one who got sassy? Ok then,Points don't lie +Do you not see the picture though???,It looks like summer to me. +Then it's up to everyone else in the room to stop them... Unless the others are all minions...,"Trump isn't known for picking yes men, is he?" +MAKE MUSIC GREAT AGAIN,WRONG +"Iron Banner Rank Packages How's it going everyone? Hopefully well. So Guardians, I'm a fairly new player... Started in July/August and I'm enjoying this game A LOT. On to the point... What happened to our rank three and five IB packages? I got to rank five on my Warlock and noticed still nothing.. I just did the bounties on my other characters and just went back into the Forge. Anyone else kind of miss those extra awards? Tom",Miss those extra awards he says while not realizing that we get 4 max light level drops now compared to 1 in Iron Banners before Rise of Iron... +so how many illegal votes were cast?,Let's check their ID... Oh wait... +The way you phrased this was majestic. WHO AMONG YOU CAN RESIST THE CALL,"Resisting the call to margaritas is hard, getting an Uber afterwards is not." +When Smogon Done Goofed,"That's not a goof, he's exactly where he belongs." +"Also, not an American.",US- Americans tend to forget that there are people with other nationalities on Earth xD +"Nintendo Switch trailer reached 20,000,000 views!","So, is this a new controller for the Wii?" +Having a camera on your mobile is awesome.,Some people don't. +VHS effect in After Effects,A tutorial to the point +Fog dome that formed in North Wales,"Meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom..." +"Please no, TSM doesn't need a little crybaby that lays in bed and complains while he basically has a personal servant to console him. I mean after watching TL's movie, I can't see why anyone would want a declining ADC that has pretty average mechanics and doesn't communicate during games (or outside of them).",you forgot the +Recently learned footjam tbogs,i'd call that a footjam seat grab bro +"My friend just wanted to say that this conversation is awesome, or his friend did, I'm a little confused right now.",time to hit the bong then. +They make adapter brackets to mount a SFX PSU in an ATX space. You'll need one to make this work.,"Oh I didn't know about this, thank you!" +PC is getting all of the patches consoles are. I've run into only one hacker in almost 200 hours. Also PC has mod accessibility.,Same patches isn't the same as fixing PC ONLY issues. +It's like locking someone that's claustrophobic in a closet. Panic or get over it. Probably not a great idea.,"Except in most cases, nobody gives a shit about you in public, so it's an exercise to prove you're worried about nothing." +is that even beating the spread?,I fucking hate betting on patriots games +Jeb! took the election by storm. Talk about a comeback!,Slow and steady wins the race. +How Brexit will save the white males?,Cos the darkie immigrants are tuking r jerbs +"i have it on my dvr, i dont see it on demand",can i have your dvr? +That's when you wait two weeks ask to go out again then leave halfway through the meal.,Good lord yes. +Are you being sarcastic?,Are you? +Q4Women: What do you find attractive in men What physical traits and character traits do you find attractive in men?,"Physical: Handsome face, light eyes, good haircut, clearish skin (doesn't have to be spotless but don't look like you've just hit puberty), fit body, good porportions, a nice package ;) Mental: caring, affectionate, thoughtful, driven, smart, funny, thinks I am funny, open communicator, honest" +right? punk music is going to be awesome for the next 4 years,Nothing gets me going like some political punk angst. +Isn't this old news? Or is this a whole new hack?,New hack. +"So, still hung up on him, huh?","Oh totally, I broke up with him because I didn't want to be with him, and now that I know he went out with my ex, I just can't help but faun over him." +They own minorities because Republicans shit all over them as part of their policy. No Darkies No Gays No Women No Poor People After being shitted on so long empty talk just seems like a great deal.,Maybe it's time for the Green Party to chisel at their minority monopoly. +There are barely even regular Democrat governers at this point. The DNC needs to realize more than just federal-level elections matter.,but local elections aren't inspiring +"Pre Episode Discussion: S20E07 - The Very First Gentleman --- |EPISODE|DIRECTED BY|WRITTEN BY|ORIGINAL AIRDATE| |:-----------|:------------:|:------------:|:------------:| |S20E07 - The Very First Gentleman|Trey Parker|Trey Parker|Wednesday, November 09, 2016 10:00/9:00c on Comedy Central --- **Episode Synopsis:** PC Principal tries one more time to make peace between the boys and the girls. Meanwhile Gerald comes face-to-face with the Troll Hunter. --- With Trump being our new overlord, what does this mean for the Garrison Jenner campaign? Who will take victory in Southpark? The Giant Douche or the Turd Sandwich? Keep all your reactions to the election here please. Shitposting will still be monitored.","Does anyone else think the week off was so they could produce 2 versions of E07, depending who won the election?" +seems you are on a losing streak bud. i cant do anything about it though so good luck,Yeah its funny. +They meant action scenes.,Oh gee I had no idea +"I am feeling a bit strange to see a video like this getting thousands of ups the day of elections... from the outside (good ol' Europe here), it looks like a sterotypes' jackpot...","Well it's Israeli designed, so it's not as stereotypical as you think." +"Yes, there's that, but he seems motivated by impressing his crush.","Wow, is he a third grader?" +"Yeah... I thought of this. My husband doesn't buy it though. He thinks the story is funny, and will be a conversation starter. Plus, he had to do some serious convincing with his boss to even allow me to come to the event (employees are typically not allowed to bring spouses, which is total BS, but whatever).",Put on make up. +Again. How blissful is ignorance? Is it liberating like peeing in your pants or something?,You made a claim prove it +I only answered half the questions because of buffering issues - got a dolphin. I made two dummy accounts for this thing. I got a rat both times. Wtf,Rats are supersmart and adaptive! +"I'm a medic in the army. A dude got hit by a large military vehicle. Both of his lungs collapsed from closed chest wounds, both of his femurs broke, his pelvis was shattered, and he was hemorrhaging internally. Due to the remote location of the accident, it took almost an hour for him to get proper medical care. How he made it to the hospital and survived still mystifies me.",He was hydrated and wearing dry socks. +It's not playing a game. I've recently moved and due to work and personal reasons have not had a chance to change over my licence. So quite being a judgemental asshole and stop assuming you know another persons business.,He's not being an asshole you asked about gaming the system to maximize the influence of your vote and not where you should legally vote. +"Polls: Trump, Clinton deadlocked in Colorado, Pennsylvania",This election is the new low of American politics. +Winter is cummin,Just make a hole and go! +What turns you on in the opposite sex that isn't sexual ?,freckles +The Last of Us 2 - Official Ellie concept art,She looks like a brown haired Hanson brother +Are the Eagles good or have they played the two worst teams in the league?,They play the Lions this year so at least the three worst. +Elon is making America great again and he should be capitalizing on that.,Grab em by the inverter. +"After six missed extra points, Bengals cut Mike Nugent",Nugent took Marv's curse upon himself! +"Don't worry, we lost in the first playoffs too. But ^not ^^as ^^^bad ^^^^as ^^^^^you",Still not getting it? +"Not with the topper, it isn't.",He can just saw a hole in the ceiling. +* it ruins businesses who make and publish games * it ruins eSports where quite a bit of fucking money is involved and South Korea is the eSports Capital of the world * fuck you and hackers *even though I'm not in South Korea playing video games....*,"ah yes , crony capitalism" +"Keep in mind, also, that the voting rights act was gutted in 2013. I can't imagine that didn't have something to do with the reduced turnout.",So you think that Clinton would have won the south if it hadn't been? +"There are so many everyday things you can abuse, I have no idea why anyone would pay so much money and risk jail buying illegal drugs. Having said that, don't abuse drugs, even legal ones. It's incredibly dumb. The amount of risk and damage you can do to yourself is very high especially as a young person whose brain is still developing. Some legal non-script medicines can be addictive too which is very scary.",Because a lot of the illegal ones are safer(not all obviously) and better experiences. +"Competition between the companies, not the consumers. The way corporations have fans fighting each other is terrifying. How much control have this commercial entities over their clients?","the company I worked for before competed with competitors to death, end result me and 200+ people got laid off!" +Did you see his acceptance speech? Easily could have been a bernie Sanders speech.,"It could never be a Bernie Sanders speech, since Bernie is sincere and consistent in his beliefs." +"Weird, looks identical to my 6+","Mine dies after medium use in 7/8 hours, has touch disease and is 16gb, I'm ready for my 7plus whenever att sends the damn thang." +Bear.,Bear. +She just reminded me of the average college freshman sorority girl who only really cares about partying,And getting free meals. +"I think McBedded could learn a thing or two from Embedded - first and forec=most, they could mic up Conor.","TBF that interview came after sparring and was impromptu, credit to the journalist and the sound guy for rolling with in less than ideal conditions" +Kanye demonic DMs CONFIRMED,the fuck? +"And they didn't even drain the swamp, they reelected it.",but the DNC are not the good guys! +I bet the Brotherhood is creaming in their Power Armour pants.,Ad Victorium! +"LPT: If you're going to molest a child, make sure your shirt is on the right way around, people won't think you're a pedophile.",Or flip it back to hide the semen stains. +"Who's a wrestler that everyone loves but you don't like? For me, it's Bayley. I'm not sold on her gimmick, I don't like how she's always so happy and that her finisher looks really weak. So I'm curious, what wrestlers (past or present) do you not like when everyone else loves them?",TJ Perkins and Zack Sabre Jr.. Got my fair share of downvotes for these names already. +"They should have, I did, and i admit a part of me is happy the DNC is getting what it so rightly deserves but still sucks because if people got out and voted for Hillary it might have tipped senate races to the dems and we wouldn't be looking at the most conservative SCOTUS in modern history. But this is all on them for rigging the primary for the least trusted person in America.","hey, the election wasn't rigged, hush now trumpeteers" +"Interestingly, todays voting is going no where near as fast as the previous two days. The previous two days the bar was full by noon. It's at 27% right now.",I guess we have to wait until all cards are revealed. +THESE REPLIES HEREIN ALL CONTAIN EXAMPLES WHICH INDICATE THAT THE RULE IN QUESTION IS PERHAPS PAID TOO MUCH OBEISANCE,AGREED FELLOW HUMAN. +Look at that Giants pizza!,"Jeez us christ, I can HEAR them getting fatter" +The flip side of this is that the cops' job is to put themselves in danger for the greater good.,"No, it isnt" +But he's a fascist bigoted authoritarian narcissist with a short attention span. He practically begs for it.,And wanting the US to have a southern border like Mexico has is blatant racism. +"In Titanfall 1 the spitfire slowly got more accurate with sustained fire. That would be really nice. A slammer mod would also be great, it would give a reason to run it.",Is that not exactly what the devotion does? +"Gus Johnson Goes Absolutely Nuts, Orgasms All Over Broadcast During Iowa Touchdown",gus johnson aka mr sportsgasm himself +Here's a thing my friend photoshopped for me,"Written by Hideo Kojima, Directed by Hideo Kojima, programmed by Hideo Kojima, art by Hideo Kojima" +"Taking the pictures is fun, but then making them look good afterwards is a pain in the ass. I give photographers all the props.",Have any suggestions for a beginner camera? +"I have NEVER seen so much hate as I have today on FB from people accusing Trump supporters of hate... In my experience so far, Trump supporters have been some of the kindest and welcoming people around. Yet they are all getting screamed into a corner by non-supporters accusing them of racism, homophobia, and biggotry online. It doesn't make sense. Trump spoke of gay rights at the convention to a roar of cheers. He is one of the first, if not *the* first presidential candidate to hold a rainbow flag up during his run, again to thunderous applause. If anything, Trump is the *most* tolerant of all those who ran. It's just sad that today a Republican still can't be outwardly proud to be a Republican without outlandish accusations made against them.",It's ok to hate people as long as they are hateful. +"Unfortunately, I don't think they care. These are self-serving people who only care about themselves, their careers, and their bank account. So long as Hillary is president, they will all benefit for their loyalty to her. They're pretty much set here on out barring a major fuck-up.",I don't understand how you can just make wild sweeping generalizations and actually believe that the world is that black and white. +Yeah how dare LGBT get mad when you say you don't support their civil rights? Fucking please.,"Of course someone responds with an insult, super classy and really helps sway me to your side" +Calls grow for Bernie Sanders to run for president in 2020 after Donald Trump victory,"Yeah, let's increase taxes." +String trick works for Bender.,And he's 1000 years in the future so it should work for us for a while +"I agree with you, but I think the last sentence is inaccurate. Republicans tend to want to control personal freedoms, where Democrats prefer to control expenditures and regulation.","Republicans want to control liberties, democrats want to control rights?" +That man is a genius. He literally did nothing and now he's making bank off of it. Kudos,Kind of like that Pet Rock thingy. +I Do Believe That's Called a Civil War,"But..... America is the whole world, no other place exists...." +Except for the whole part about things not working that way sure...,Yeah you can't literally fuck science. +um where did I say anything about a whole country?,You said ROMAN Polanski! +Once the kneeling during the anthem started I was out.,glad to see you were able to find a safe space +so...basically dalaran underbelly. nah.,How is it anything like that other than being an underbelly and having PvP? +"Admittedly, my ambitions are modest. Still, he started off with a head start from a multi-million dollar gift from his father. I understand he could have made more putting that money into a regular diversified account then he has made in his entire career. Someone with every advantage afforded them and they break even. Good luck with Mr. Breaking Even running the free world. We all gotta live in it.","But you're not on TV, which is the best indicator of success.." +You just went full tumblr. Never go full tumblr.,You've been invited to join r/tumblrinaction +but y,Because he can +Acting like a startup is how they got so big in the first place.,Sorry but Google is not big at all when it comes to hardware. +Sarkeesian on suicide watch!,The tears are fucking deLICious +This is why google is the best search engine! Also I'm pretty sure that other search engines main spy.,Hopefully Google isn't a Battle Medic. +All the JFK files being released,It will almost certainly be redacted to the point of illegibility. +Sneak peak of next JOJO episode,"I haven't been watching the adaptation, but what arc are they on?" +"Poison should reduce movement speed but not attack speed, minions can often run out of the range before dying!",Good idea! +"Its really not. The chinese sweatshop model has brought millions of people out of poverty, even now its drastically improving standards of living in Vietnam and throughout Africa. As shitty as it seems from our point of view, its still a desperately needed source of income.",Jumpman jordans too +female inspo,"probably my fave female inspo album ive seen, love it!" +LOL. In for one sure-to-be-cancelled order of the box set. But one can always hope for a miracle.,"I don't know, US Amazon sent me my Red Hot Chili Peppers LP even though it had been mistakenly marked with the CD price." +That's only half a wall.,"If it's the only thing on the wall, then it takes up the whole wall *mind blown*" +"The only hint we have is that is needs a weapon art shield. I don't even think you need to do the first L2 of the weapon art before activation the second part. Looking at his other videos with the storm curved sword, he just spams the follow up weapon art R2 without having to prep it with the weapon art L2. My best guess is some kind of weird swap with the dark hand. There is a swap you can do that allows you to skip ever having to reload a crossbow, essentially infinite shots.","You're right, he does seem to just throw out the weapon arts without even doing the first part.. I'll have to check out this dark hand thing" +Liter bikes have engines that rev to 16k or higher and they still use relatively traditional valves (they just make them out of titanium). I think what limits car engine rpm's currently is cylinder speed. Liter bikes can do it because they are built way over square and have short strokes. While rpm is high cylinder speed is kept at manageable levels. Liter bikes can do it because they're light so they don't need a lot of torque in the low end of their rpm range. F1 vehicles can take similar tactics because they're much lighter and they aren't designed for driveability. Passanger cars can't take this route as their driveability would absolutely blow. Not sure if more valve control could fix that or not.,Or just put CVTs on all passenger cars. +"Ebates is giving 3% cash back on jet stuff, so $-15.75 for $509.25 total.",does it still work if you use a promo code though? +"As I'm stopped at a gas station this morning, a group of guys yell over: Time to get out of this country, Apu! - Google Engineer in the US",Finally we got a solution to our brain drain problem. +"My local college was funded to purchase apple computers throughout the entire campus, a year later they are all running windows.",It's Apple that means it's better. +Most likely another recession (Bush style i.e. hits near the end of their term) that is not attributed to the right person and is then used to screw with next progressive president because from day one it is all their fault,Well thankfully our politics isn't descending into then endless blaming of the other side... +Why do people drop the clutch? I always bring it up slowly about halfway and then bring it up fast so its nice and smooth Several times I almost had a money shift but the rpms didn't even rise by a thousand before I caught it and depressed the clutch down again.,Doesn't that cause significant clutch wear if you're not heel-toeing? +Thanks!,That number 25 was great and your qb had heart. +Kinda don't want him to get involved in the crossfire.,"Problem is, you can't find out what is going on without talking to her." +NaCl is naturally found in many foods. It's commonly known as salt and there is no unnatural form of it.,But what about the gmo kind man +"No buttstuff? Ah, too bad",You can still get some mouth action though ;) +"So there's 53 days left in 2016, what more could it possibly throw at us?",Announcement: Half Life 3 released 25 December 2016. +Trump just hired a climate change denier to lead EPA transitions. Energy Department is going to be run by lobbyists who are adamantly against new energies.,nope nothing wrong with that +"Dis you see any of the wiki leaks e-mails? It was confirmed the DNC and CNN were pushing for Hillary, they did cheat Bernie Sanders.",but those are doctored by the ruskies right? +Dont play runescape ur in college now kid,1v1 me m8 +idk why you were downvoted tho.,Because this one of the few posts that wasn't talking about the specs and he still brought it into the thread. +"Naw, if things don't work out in CA I will move to CO.","Nope we're full, super bummer but that's the way it works, sorry :-/" +"If Trudeau is going to warm up to Trump, can we at least agree that his image as pro-LGBT, pro-women, and pro-first nations is completely tarnished as a result? I understand the diplomacy of the situation, I can just never trust a man who, without any reservations, kisses ass to such a disgusting vile person.",Even if not kissing his ass means the millions of people whose lives are riding on you to rescue the economy are on the line for it? +"Brett's is breadhungry, Aleks is aleks_hd, James is analdinner, and Aron is stalete, that's all I have but Trevor and joe might have one I don't know.",Thanks man +"Gun laws are somewhat liberal where I live, but there are strong regulations on who can wage war on their own...","Wage war, what garbage that is, us americans call it peacekeeping!" +You think they will be able to resist? It's pay to win before it's even made with all the weapon unlocks.,"Oh boy, you get a special weapon with slight variations for backing the game, THE HOROR!" +Cheater or actual pro? I call cheat.,"Eh, it looks a bit too smoother to he a cheater, generally from what I've seen aimbots and what ever they use in warthunder are incredibly janky" +Carson Wentz leads the NFL with an 83.8% (31/37) completion percentage against the blitz this season.,But can he do in on a rainy night in Stoke? +Kenya elected leaders with cases at the ICC. They started it.,"Then they sent one of 'em to America, to manipulate the rest of us into accepting this nonsense..." +Lol the tolerant left.,That's *tolerant and peaceful* you shitlord. +"What car in your opinion is the nicest looking? Greetings, I'm an avid car fan in real life and also in GTA. This also means I sometimes run into car shows within GTA, which are sadly difficult to come across since there is no sign of anything alike to Tuners & Outlaws. Anyways, back to the point. It seems that the FMJ is the car that everyone likes the most by the looks, but for me the king of the looks is the newish, ridiculously overpriced Ocelot Lynx. So, this is my point, to ask a question which maybe has been asked 99 times on this subreddit, but because I am new, I will ask it again. Which car do you like the most by the looks? And why that car (what makes it so special)?",Metallic Gasoline Green Tornado Custom <3 +"You probably bought it, stfu nerd.","Na man, I don't have enough money to buy games on a whim" +Why are white people superior?,This is a *very* good question. +"McGregor answered more questions than Weidman, Woodley, Edgar, Cerrone, Jedrzejczyk, Kowalkiewicz, Thompson, Stephens, Romero and Gastelum all combined last night","More people care what McGregor has to say than Weidman, Woodley, Edgar, Cerrone, Jedrzejczyk, Kowalkiewicz, Thompson, Stephens, Romero and Gastelum all combined." +Anyone Remembers this underrated Gem?,"To be fair, it really is underrated." +Hillary Clinton Concession Speech Glass Ceilings Flat Earth & The Truman Show,I totally didn't expect the presidential election to become a flat earth topic as well. +"And as someone who's flown between New Zealand, LA and Sydney, I'm already scratching my head.","What, you didn't know NZ is halfway from Sydney to LA?" +"He is closer to a dictator in the making. Look at his war on drugs, he has civilians carrying legal murders. It's very similar to fear and control tactics used by authoritarian governments in the past.",where is the proof he has civilians carrying legal murders? +Watch U2 Blast Donald Trump During 'Desire' at iHeartRadio Festival,"I wonder how many Courics, did that blasting weigh?" +Motorcycle escapes police helicopter after high-speed chase,GTA5 the old hide under a bridge trick +"Oh I know it's mean. I don't really care though, I don't feel empathy. I've been diagnosed with Antisocial Personality Disorder and scored 33/40 on the PCL-R.","Woah, how has this affected your relationship with close friends/family?" +"I think 10% is reasonable. I'd even argue that Johnson, who's at like 8%, being let in the debate is very reasonable. But Jill Stein's 3% not even being on every state's ballot ass can go home.",I feel Johnson being on every states ballot is enough. +"KR has more players then NA population wise. That is why KR constantly has 10-20 channels crowded and we don't. Besides, pirates wont be the best spot anymore, gahaz will",Or maybe they have different servers and different threshold for the crowded label. +1 Man | 150 Days | 80+Hours/Week | 12000+ Hours Work | 25 Million+ Champions Analyzed Per Week | Is it worth it?,No. +How was that not potg?,Because it was a competitive *match* +"Honestly, this sub sometimes...",I'm sure you were fucking amazing at make up when you first started too. +Why would he concede when most polls show him winning? Haha papa Trump coming to deregulate the private sector on that ass.,I sure hope your level of delusion isn't typical among Trump supporters. +How long did they court before marrying?,not even a year. +"Thats my first picture, i hope you like it ;/",Downvoted because hattori +That fan is just adorable,Agree with the other guy you should have a face reveal +*The White people,The best people really. +What stresses you out?,Women. +"RIP M1/M2 now. I knew about the accuracy/precision aiming nerf, but the damage and bullet speed reduction came completely out of the blue, what the hell? I understand many people are just terrible at fighting against someone wielding the M1/M2 but that's just too far man. Now the only good gun the US has left to play around with is the M1919. Oh wait no, scratch that. Not until that rangefinder is ripped off so that we can see the rest of the screen making it more on-par with the damn MG42. I mean, what's the point in grinding in this game anymore though? If everything you work towards or already have gets continually nerfed? I'm not a fan of wasting my time anymore. Damnit Reto, they really must want me to stop playing I guess. Shame I can't refund for the money I stupidly spent on gold.",~~What you get for spending money on an early access game.~~ Oh wait we can't use that statement anymore :P +"TIL a Master-Level NY Baker claims he was fired after reporting to his employer the that flour used for making bread was infested with insects. His boss told him to just go ahead and use the infested flour for multi-grain bread, presumably because customers would not be concerned about the crunch.","But we need less regulation, right?" +Protesters block entrance to Trump Tower,Aren't these ppl gonna be tired for work today though? +"No, it's about towing their party line. All partisan hacks do it, while wishing they could vote for 3rd party, but that's a wasted vote. Get Gary Johnson in there, we have a real chance this year. We don't need a sick witch or a prideful orangutan in there.",Fuck Gary Johnson and fuck the childish nonsense that is 'libertarianism'. +I'm going to go with First Half: Everyone Second Half: Noone,I think this is the answer +Rockstar studios hinting on something. Red image with their Logo on the middle,Stop playing with my emotions Rockstar... say it already.. Just gimme the damn game.. +Hey guys you want this product? Ya Too bad eat shit -Nintendo pats self on back,I honestly think Nintendo underestimated the demand for the NES classic. +"Did you just tell him his opinion is wrong and then scold him for telling someone their opinion was wrong, or am I misreading?",It's okay though because he announced it as his opinion before tearing mine down. +"I'm more concerned with the **extreme** amount of jumping and taunting/attacking/whateveritis that many wild pokemon have that basically singlehandedly destroys the game since it's so crucial for gameplay (if you don't catch pidgeys, good luck getting anywhere). It doesn't matter what one's skill is, or what one's catch rate is, or even that 90% of all pidgeys are 300+ CP (and most of those are 400+ CP)... when they can just jump/taunts literally 7 times right in a fucking row.","It feels like the jumping/taunting animation is now a larger part of the capturing screen, and the circles are visible for lesser periods between the reaction animations." +Wouldn't it be ironic if Dark Ark wiped me at 0% HP,that is just painful to see e.e +Pence confirms once and for all that Trump will be an anti-LGBT president,Maybe the LGBT folks should just stop being gay! +US has spent nearly $5 trillion on wars since 9/11,It could have been $5.6 trillion if it weren't for that tax drain we call NASA +"Talewind, a beautiful hand-drawn 2D platformer is out now!",That single negative review is retarded in several ways. +Correction: it's a *plurality* No one got a majority vote on Tuesday,Fucking Harambe! +"We're not always thinking of sex. In fact, sometimes we're not in the mood for it.",How dare you! +1 states there is no official Bitcoin implementation. 5 states Bitcoin is free and open source software. Both cannot be true.,Good catch. +"Strange, which software? It works on my s5 but I am on a custom rom.",5.1... I cant figure it out. +Reaper: Face my stand Death Blossom!!,How is his stand not Don't Fear the Reaper? +I've always been a fan of orbital bombardment... rods from the gods.,Unfortunately no country on earth has weaponized space yet so we won't be seeing that any time soon :c +"Reminds me of my dad, who was police for 25 years and military for 32. He had guns hidden in accessible, but safe places around his house. They're in places that most people can get to, but children and others are extremely unlikely to find them. He has seen what happens to those who don't/can't defend themselves against others who plan to take advantage of people. Better to be judged by 12 than to be carried by 6 he always tells me. Most individuals who own a bunch of firearms take the care and time to educate their family and people in their house about gun safety and operation. So I'm very confident in my family to safely protect themselves against anyone who enters their house with ill intent.",Makes sense to me. +Too bad those poor folks can't afford your driverless car. Guess they should just pull themselves up by their bootstraps and walk to Hall road to clock in.,"Don't worry, Trump's going to have all those poor people back at work making steel so they can buy cheap cars assembled by other poor people." +Clear and to the point. I like it.,It's always good to know what makes your wheel spin. +Seth Meyers Shares Remarks on Donald Trump's Presidency,It's bittersweet that this is one of the best written monologues for late night comedy show. +Delhi govt spent only 8% of funds to control pollution,And 50% is spent on advertising +It really should be illegal to store passwords in plain text,Ok I'll MD5 my passwords +MaRo asking if players would like to see more Creatures that flip into Planeswalkers.,"No, I'd *hate* to see more mechanically interesting snapshots of a character's origin." +So.. don't trust a Russian unless one of them says they had contact with a presidential candidate.. Got it.,Maybe this one is a secret Democrat? +me irl,can someone explain this one +both Blues fans and Hawks fans both love Panarin and Tarasenko it's pretty much a rule now,Perhaps our infatuation with Russian hockey players is what allowed us to elect a Russian for President. +I poop in a bucket and then throw it out the window.,They don't have plumbing where you are so you go all mid evil with it? +"The American is the Jar Jar Binks of TGT Less talk, more driving.","They should keep him, but drop the jokes and have him tell redneck stories about people like his uncle willy living down in the bayou on a river boat." +Well... He's right.,children do everything what is allowed +Your hobby is stupid.,This comic captures the spirit of the internet pretty well +Then quit act like they really care if one person leaves. Also maybe you should read before you bitch they can spawn in the barrels it's really rare but they can. You don't need your fucking p2's the first hour in game you just don't. They never wanted that with any system they want you to make early game weapons. But anyhow might be better off if you just left FP or rust for that doesn't need butthurt people anymore over small things.,I forgot the +"Don't forget European countries like the Netherlands, or Portugal - they've decriminalised *all* drugs.",and countries in Central and South America that let drug cartels rule their land! +"If the shit goes down I plan on immediately going cannibal, like still unspoiled milk in the fridge, but might as well get a head start amirite fam?","I would imagine that there are spirit dinners you could attend... blood, semen, breastmilk..... plenty of protein!" +The best drug,Word to ya mutha! +List reveals Sarah Palin and Chris Christie as well as oil tycoons and bankers in Donald Trump's possible cabinet,Wow the best cabinet possible +"If they believe everything he says, then they are gullible. Things he has said include: That he has the world's greatest memory, that he was the best baseball player in New York when he was in high school, global warming is a hoax, he is the least sexist and racist person in the world, Obama is not an American, he knows more about ISIS than the generals, and the list goes on. This stuff is fiction. In reality, he is a narcissist who can't help but lie constantly for the sake of his ego.",Im sure winning the presidency will do wonders to help his narcissic personality +Morning Roundtable - 9/16 You can use this thread to discuss whatever is on your mind or share news articles or off topic things that would otherwise not be posted to the sub.,I don't understand the strategy of giving a big speech on the Birther issue. +"After Trump loses I want to see a reality show where he and twenty of his best supporters start a company together, just so that they can all fail and those last twenty followers can realize what an asshole he is.",They should make Trump go on The Apprentice as a contestant. +"Nobody cares about your opinion either, and here you are, talking shit. At least people that are complaining are trying to improve the game.",Bitching on the internet is how you try to improve the game? +That many? And you still look so damn hot.. Bravo..,"It's actually #6, I gave my first up for adoption :) I was 19" +Well that clearly didn't work.,ok so let's burn it all down +CSGOPolygon hack,Lol scammer +"David Desharnais, Greg Pateryn out, Sven Andrighetto, Joel Hanley in vs Kings",DD and pateryn trade incoming +"i dont fuckin buy them, dipshit.","Nah you just tell others to buy them, moron..." +"Why do people still think our oline is shit in the run game. This isnt a Gore show people, the OLine is giving him on average 2 or 3 yards of push. Put some young legs behind that and it could be dangerous. Our line is young and has flaws in passing. But run blocking has been near elite this year.","Gore clearly still has the choice necessary, yeah he isn't going to pull out a 90 yard TD run, but you don't need that shit if your Oline has chemistry and can run block well, alongside with good play calling." +Must be easier to get ankles now,I dropped someone and posterized in park not too long ago +You mean the plague that killed millions of people and was spread *through sheer accident*.,No I was more or less referring to the systematic extermination of Native American culture +"And that's an issue? Hell, the guy would probably find a way to profit from peace with the Alliance.","If I know anything about anything, peace doesn't make money!" +Dakota pipeline operator to defy Obama and push on with final phase of drilling (Donald Trump has close financial ties to the pipeline.),If we aren't actively fucking the Earth over we aren't doing enough. +I'm sure she was just anxious and crying as a reaction to it. She shouldn't let shit like that bother her though. It's just a pat down and it was done by a woman in as professional a manner as could have been done. It's not a big deal. Happens all day long to lots of people (wearing turbans),Yeah that totally makes it better/okay.. +There's also only 3 auction houses.,might be thinking of madden mobile but there's still none in my auction house. +What did someone say to you that completely changed your way of thinking?,"A reddit quote, seems small now, but it changed my perpective a couple years back: Art is how we decorate our space, music is how we decorate our time" +"Guan Yu probably shouldn't even use a chariot. He has his own horse, Red Hare.",I just want to see sylvanus riding grover riding a chariot. +I wonder what *T* stands for though...,Three +First server up will get a massive crowd untill the fresh servers starts! I will devote my time to fuck things up for ppl on the early starter areas. 20+ Be prepared to Get annoyed AF!,Well you'll be competing with god knows how many people. +Ive tried emailing here but havent had any response after 3 resends :(,"Try to call, afaik they have some problems with emails" +Finally I can sell my green cape,Rich get richer smh +"They need a proper food Shark I've said it before, Shark Tank needs to do some test episodes with a proper food expert. A restaurateur or buyer for Costco or something similar. A LOT of the pitches are food, and they aren't experts. They don't know how to judge food trends, or know if something is truly new. They aren't experts in ingredients and costs, production, packaging engineering for food, etc. Imagine an episode where a shark was the CEO of / buyer for Whole Foods, Red Lobster, or... I dunno, Sonic Drive in, and he could tell someone making a food pitch, I want to buy your [cupcakes] and put you in all our stores.","Restaurant startup is a decent show for pitches about restaurants, food trucks, bars etc." +"If a bullet proof vest makes you scared or intimidated of police, then you're already terrified considering they're standard issue in the department. This isn't anything they don't already wear on a daily basis, albeit this one will likely go over the uniform instead of under it when it's needed. Again, if it was riot gear, I'd be on your side. It's not. It's a different and better model of the vests officers already wear on a daily basis.",The helmets were part of the proposal as well. +But but the people like midriffs,Yea... give the people what they want! +Surreal knows nothing,UK cs +"We don't need a new populism. Obama will leave office with sky-high approval ratings even among some Trump supporters. In Canada Trudeau is at over 50% approval. We don't need completely new strategies, we need competent, appealing politicians who can reach out beyond their base because that's all this is. When the centre and left are alienated, the right wins because they can reliably get out more voters with the same messages whereas it takes more work to engage the coalition needed for left/ centre-left success. If you want to see why the left is failing it's because it keeps putting up the same type of uninspiring career politicians. Find the firebrand who can connect with the electorate and they'll cut through Trump-style bullshit every time.",Like Bernie Sanders you mean +At least you were smart enough to use a throwaway.,I wanna know what he said now... He deleted it +Trump vs. Science,Science is just liberal propaganda. +"Citrus Whale, pen and Digital, 8.5 x 11",Can i get this on a t shirt +Hoping we get the boss kit with the new S14,"Yes please, I don't want another generic looking Rocket Bunny or Liberty Walk kit" +Not everyone can be a sociopath like you.,"Not a sociopath, just not mentally weak and have no sympathy for those who are" +Do like I do and cry yourself TO sleep,"I did that in the past few days, it works wonders" +"Good solo laners that are NOT Warriors? So, i do pretty bad in solo, because i can't like any warriors to learn how to use them, i just found them boring, all of them, and i wish to know: - Which gods that is not a warrior can be a good solo laner? - What should i buy on them? PS: I prefer late game gods. PS2: Sorry for the bad english, it's not my first language. Thks in advance!",Loki. +susano,You're hilarious. +Then we need to have a discussion about switching to a single payer system. Period. Or these assholes can go ahead and gamble with my life and the lives of 20 million other sick and vulnerable Americans for political purposes and see how fast things really spiral out of control in this country.,Or people need to pay premiums based on their individual risk profile instead of demanding everyone else subsidize them. +all the kids have them now,Personally I'd love to be getting colourings books for Christmas instead of risking looking potentially uncool. +Honestly how the fuck was Taissa's role mature and dark?,her mature feminist views on our patriarcal society? +"This is what I have suggested in the past but it becomes a burden on the end user if they have to reset their password. I'm personally fine with this being a solution but certain people (C level staff) do not use good password practices. I would bet most of their work passwords are also their bank, facebook, linkedin, etc. passwords.","Not at all best practice(but a reality idea) change the password, do the work , from his PC remote on to your PC open AD and have him change his password back to *HIS* password I'm sure I will have 20 people tell me this is wrong" +Wool Ultra Boost.,"Fake, missing cage" +Anything to do with demo release? (NZ),Maybe +"Conor, JJ, Woodley, Weidman, Cowboy, Tate, Frankie, MJ, Natal, Luque, Miller and Liz","Look for me on tomorrows flair betting thread, we can settle the beef once and for all!" +I work with someone from Russia. Guess I'm tied to them too.,You damn commie sympathizer +I just miss the white table on the set RIP tiny white table,I miss the old Cow Chop with the white table. +It's always windy so he can't land,It flew over his head! +What's that? I can't hear you over the writers SUCKING FELICITY'S DICK!,I miss season 1.... +"um, i think scripting languages are great for starting out. i found that i could focus on the logic instead of syntax and it has made learning things such as OOP much easier. I found the transition to C# was quite smooth",Don't listen to his noise. +"Would be a big fan of England under Alfred the Great. Some sort of defensive bonus against invaders of a different religion, maybe also combined with an offensive ability that only kicks in when you're down to your last city, would be cool.","Maybe a bit obscure, I'm English and I have never heard of Alfred the great" +"I'm curious, what do you think of all this talk of the blue-collar rust belt handing Trump the presidency? Is there something the left can do to win back your co-workers?","Pander to them like Trump with grand lies because they are still in denial, feasting on member berries longing for a time that will never return." +"Beer drinkers One thing I've noticed about geo professors and this is at 4 different well known universities, they all love beer. Is that true every where or just because they're all located in the south. Located in the south, many from elswhere",Not all of them - some prefer wine or whisky. +So a car crashed a town over from me.,Gives a new definition to sticking the landing. +Humble Store is giving away DiRT 3 for FREE,"I will now have to remote into my PC, thanks for the hassle" +I'm at college and I know a guy who texts exactly like this. It's annoying af,"xD tbh it would annoy me af if my fam msged like this, am I right fam?" +New show coming Nov. 5th: Let me Clarify,It would be amazing if this had fun animations helping demonstrate the ideas they are talking about. +It's a sinus issue. Happens to me all the fucking time.,Any remedies? +"FPS Drops in Every Game, Starting Today. I'm not positive what's happening. Every single game, I drop either below 25 FPS or have constant lock ups. After that began, I installed the new Nvidia Driver, it did nothing. So I reverted back a driver, it did nothing. I cannot figure out what's up. Specs: GTX 950 Nv Driver Version: 376.09 i5-4690k @3.5GHZ 16GB RAM","Can you think of anything that has changed - installed software, changed control panel setting, driver/windows updates, spilled juice box on GPU - anything that would possibly make it change?" +"Ye that's why i was asking, i was not sure about the limit of what can be removed and what can't be removed. Teemo Q can count as a debuff more than a cc.",CC are: - Slow (both movespeed and attack speed) - Silence - Stun - Every kind of knock (up back in) - Suppression - Taunt - Polymorph - Charm - Blind - Vision denied (AKA Quinn's Q) Maybe I'm missing one but I'm sure they're all in it. +Do you think it was a rather banal election?,Are you just going to ignore my question? +Man accidentally shoots self in head in Steak 'n Shake drive-thru,Sometimes I feel like doing the same there..... It's not a hard job but they do so poorly at it I feel they barely deserve minimum wage. +Anybody care to explain the downvotes on this one? Bribery seems like a good idea for a little extra attention.,"Any reputable agency would immediately blacklist the client - not for any ethical reasons, but because they wouldnt want their name asdociated with someone with such a complete lack of business sense and decorum." +"Humans do it naturally too... The basic skills almost all animals do, every brain can learn to some degree; but a lot of things are automatic.","But we need to learn how to swim, otherwise we will drown." +Graffiti down off Brick Lane,looks like jojo +Really hope thats sarcasm,I dropped my +Well im 99% sure moltrinex doesnt have the bank he claims he has sadly so... i say 99% sure because you can never know unless he shows you himself or a jmod confirms/denies it.,TRUE +Yah I'm not too worried I know I can get it working one way or another. I think im going to seal everything up with silicone before I put it back together,you might change the thermal characteristics of the board a lot by doing that. +"Chinese ships exploit weak, poor and preoccupied Africa",I'm thrilled that we in the west never exploited Africa... +10.1.xx.xx for me in some places. Maybe depends on router manufacturer?,that's included in 10.x.x.x +"IEM Gyeonggi discussion! So IEM Gyeonggi is coming up, and personally I think there is a lot of interesting teams and rosters. Who do you think will do well (except Samsung) and why. And who might surprise heavily?",Did C9 drop out or something? +Oh I'm sorry I didn't take the time to avoid offending some dumbass Trump supporters while my family is being attacked. I'll try to be more considerate next time.,I'm glad you took the time to reply while you were hiding from the death squads! +An 21st century editor would have skipped the laughtrack.,But how would we know when to laugh? +"Ours is Constantinople so... yeah, I get it. lol",Pistachio. +Anyone know why the NFL scheduled two bye weeks in week 13? It's weird because my league is starting up playoffs (2 weeks per round) and the Titans and Browns are on a bye week all the way in week 13? I went all the way back to 2006 and there has never been a week 13 bye.,To ruin your fantasy season. +What song is currently stuck in your head?,Please please please let me get what I want... +Drug users deserve death as well. Do drug users benefit society?,Drug users benefit society more than the people who think they should be killed because their social utility is insufficient. +Ref has done a pretty good job tbf.,You dropped this +I've been saying for years that Snowden & Wikileaks were obvious Russian agents.,Snowden is a national hero because he did what he thought was right ! +I really want to try Metro Last Light. Do I have to play 2033 before last light to understand what's going on in last light? I would like to play both but I simply don't have the time since I work 12 hour shifts.,"Iirc it doesn't follow too heavily, it does help to have played 2033 but it's not like Half-Life and its episodes that directly follow on" +A new Bidybab model for SFM!,Bidydab +"I've been trying to mix it up lately, what's your favorite downtown lunch spot?",Urban Farmer. +"If John Wall is available, would you trade Dload and others? I saw a Mudiay and Nurkic for Wall trade rumor, so i wondered if the lakers would bite.",Only if it lands us Boogie in a couple years +Scott is a hermit,rude +My 13'' is preparing for shipment!,BTO or base? +"Trump Could Spell Big Trouble for Broadband, Net Neutrality: 'Trump has made it clear he vehemently opposes net neutrality, despite repeatedly making it clear he's not entirely certain what net neutrality even is.'","Good job, America." +It's okay there is great Mexican food here.,Not for long! +"Who would you make the final DLC boss? Well, what is it?",Maldron the Assassin +She's in Podesta cocktail party guest list.,She should have stayed away from the spirit cooking! +"LOST is an experience. Great characters, dialogues, locations, plot. Even though it gets a little messed up towards the end, the journey of watching it is worth taking.",Lost was a story with no idea of their ending and after a few seasons they were writing it as they go which makes for a dumb story and that Christianity ending really put me on cringe. +"I'm glad we can laugh about it now! The whole spouse seeking culture that revolves around conventions/assemblies is embarrassing. I remember the guys, and the girls would form small groups, all doing laps around the convention corridor, just to put our face out there, and spot any potentials lol. Pathetic.",I called them wolf packs and made fun of them relentlessly! +Also looks way too old to be doing game based on memes...,"Yeah, game developers shouldn't make games for kids because that means they're immature" +"It's an OK chip at this point. Nothing better. It was a **great** purchase at release. Today, unless you get a reallllllly good deal you want to look at Intel or wait for Zen anyways.",it was a terrible purchase even at release as games didn't even use 8 cores back then +This election people had enough of the lizards so they looked for something that was not a lizard and voted a snake into office.,So real. +Is your user name name a dark tower reference?,"Thankee sai, yes it is." +well not filter out Trump just the crap news that is reporting saying this guy is rumored to be doing this and 30 years ago he said this so this is a worrying trend for the country,The best predictor of future behavior is past behavior. +Live in an area with high winds. high winds and they will go until they get stuck up against something. whoa to you if the wind is blowing from your house across an empty corn field that has been harvested. Your bin will be on the far side of the field.,"Whoa to the bin, more like." +"fuck yeah the AFC south, 4 easy wins bby","After this season, nothing is guaranteed." +South Korea reveals plan to assassinate Kim Jong Un,Clicking on that article will land you on best korean watch list +That people are judged by their behavior and merits instead of things skin deep?,Ya....if you have a nazi tattoo you deserve the judgment +Enjoy xD do u happen to hv a mudkip instead xD?,No I don't but I do have like all the other water starters lol +Are you kidding me? The university that I am faculty at just sent this out to the students. Sorry about the bad cropping.,How dare they create a nonjudgmental space where people can discuss their feelings during a time when people are scared and stressed. +"No, it was another Churchill bust that formerly resided in the Oval Office.",couldn't have a white male with privilege from slavery in his office. +"Have not enjoyed their chips and salsa, agree on salt. But I don't think I've tried the green. Place went off my list quickly, though I don't wish it ill.","Their hot salsa has peaches or some shit in it, so that should tell you something." +"Look up cru, custom resolution utility",it frameskips like crazy :( +What the most uncooperative inanimate object you've ever been forced to work with?,Women +"Per KW, it produces about as much thrust as the weight of a large grain of sand. Pretty hard to measure.","Chinese have got 720mN, so the efficiency could still go up considerably once people figure out how it works." +"The land in question was expropriated from its owners so that the pipeline could be built. The state rushed through the planning process and may not have down the necessary consultation and environmental study before construction began. In the case of the use of the dog attacks, it was Labour Day weekend, and construction was *supposed* to be halted - not only for the holiday, but because the Standing Rock Sioux had apparently discovered a burial site in the path of the pipeline. All parties were supposed to wait for confirmation/denial by the relevant gov't authorities. Instead, the construction company had workers come in, on a holiday weekend, to bulldoze only that specific area. This is essentially an illegal move. Private security was hired - along with the dogs - to prevent anyone from stopping their actions.",The land already has a pipeline on it and was privately owned. +Senate Zika funding vote fails,"Abolish the Senate and end gerrymandering in the House, please." +I just overclocked my i5 6600K to 4.6ghz and... Everything is great! Thanks to the help of people on this subreddit. I got around low 70s (high 60s) in stress tests. 30 - 40 without a game running and about 50 - 60 with a game running. But... **Should I ^try to overclock it to 4.8 - 5.2?**,What's the vcore? +IT dept. be like:,I'll suck yo dick for one pls bb +"Sex as in gender. Calm down, you're trigger-happy.","Ah yes, I'm so triggered" +Lucky Guess: at Saskatoon - 10/26/16 * Final Score * GWG * Number of Penalties Combined * Bonus: Total PiM,* 4-2 Spokane * JAD * 9 Penalties * 24 total minutes +I put together a bunch of Payday 2 LEGO minifigs a while ago.,That's seriously awesome! +A plane with Hillary and Trump crashes and explodes; Who survives?,America survives +"I found the weak spot. Good morning, r/mildlyinfuriating .",Just embrace the fury and get one of those cups that says don't even think about talking to me until the coffee level is below this line as long as you're using it in irony you'll get a pass from your friends and coworkers. +"United States President-Elect, Sir Donald John Trump, decides to try and work in different positions for Hotel Maintenance. Would Obama and Killary do this? I think not",That is MY President! +Wait avatar is on netflix Where do you live where avatar is on netflix,Argentina +Sup Y'all still around,No +Yeah thanks for the zodiac killer we *really* appreciate that,"Sorry, eh." +I hope to God there was a foul called.,Based on the Xhaka foul against Swansea this better have been called and been a straight red. +I don't see the attraction of the fuelling. Adds nothing to the racing and the super-quick stops are awesome,"Refueling is great for longer races like in Indycar or Nascar, but F1 races are just too short for refueling to matter - unless they made the fuel tanks as hilariously bad as they do the tires, but it'd just be a lot of pitstops then." +"What Determines You Getting a Star Icon in 2k16 I've asked around and looked around online and I cannot understand what determines this at all. I temporarily got the star when I went to practice and got the temp boosts while also boosting my stats with VC and i had that and a 3 star icon but after 2 games it was gone. Is it just random? Because I'm now overall 91 and i swear people claimed they got the icon at overall 85. It just odd that i'm the highest rated player on my Grizzles team, have the most points of the team per game, I easily make the team better in multiple facets yet the coach or game doesn't give me the permanent star? Am I just doing something wrong to get it?",In past games you'd get it after being selected to the all star team. +"You're being sarcastic, right? There's video from multiple news sources of her walking around on the tarmac. No one is shooting I laughed. Thanks.","Yeah sorry, i thought that was so seethingly sarcastic i didnt need to say" +"The hate toward Melania makes me cringe so hard. People say slut shaming is bad, the immediately turn around and slut shame her. I have a feeling Melania didn't really participate in campaigning because of this. I can't blame her.","Alright guys, no woman president, back to rampant sexism, burn the whore." +Trying to find the quote by Moe with an oyster and a pearl inside it and references Bart Cummings,"Never mind it was Bob Cummings, not Bart Cummings and I found it." +"As a Junkrat main, I was interested in the title.","As someone who has played maybe 5 games of OW ever, I hate you lol <3" +one of the good ones You mean old white people? Am I the only one who still believes in judging people by the content of their character and not the color of their skin? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.,"When 57% of white males have proven themselves to be racists a couple days ago, yes, they have something to prove" +What video game or movie franchise actually deserves to be brought back?,Gunship for the Commodore 64 +Bollywood has come a long way.,these guys are americans. +But Daniel Jackson is unrealistically buff for linguist historians. Source: am linguist who likes history.,Just git gud then +you underestimate the amount of time the elderly have on their hands,"Teach them to play video games then, goddammit." +why don't you use patches or injections?,Estradiol injections aren't available in Canada. +"They wouldn't let any old Jewish person in on the secret, that's just bad opsec!","My entire town is jewish (no I don't live in Israel), and I haven't seen a single lizard person yet" +"Not top 3 from the election, the top 3 receiving votes from the Electoral College. So if Trump had 269 EC votes, Clinton had 222, Kasich had 12, Rubio 5, and Romney 30, the House of Representatives would be able to select from Trump, Clinton, and Romney. In selecting, the delegation for each state would pick a candidate and then each state would have 1 vote in selecting the President.",Could you imagine if the republicans actually split their votes and HRC won? +"With a lucky egg you should be able to do much better than that in half an hour. I got around 80k yesterday, because I also had some new evolutions so extra XP from the new pokedex entries as well. But you should be able to do at least 70 evolutions for 70k in half an hour...","Aww, I ran out of candies halfway :(" +What does ITT even mean?,ITT technical institute. +"That's pretty much a given, him being the greatest driver ever. Senna was the 2nd coming of Verstappen.",Senna was the alpha version of VES +"Indeed, and the guy basically ignored them. Boxy armor actually makes sense these days depending on the armor composition. If it's RHA though, it better be sloped.","Like on Leo2 yes, but extreme angles can very rarely bounce RPGs while the box shape will 100% detonate them so there is that." +"Yeah I wouldn't think it was a hybrid. I would just assume it was either a pale or albino grizzly. If I had a license to shoot a grizzly, I'd pick this one over any others. It's coloring would be a disadvantage in a forested area and likely would make survival harder for other cubs (I assume grizzlies are territorial, could be wrong though). Plus, this would be a much better trophy than a regular brown one would be, regardless of your opinion on hunting them.",Just fuck people like you. +"People who post loads of photos and stuff a day when they aren't yours, why do you bother?",They want free internet points +You can only but to the limit on your ticket. There is nothing stopping me buying 1000 and then a week later buying another 1000. But i'd be over my limit and the police can do spot checks. You'd likely lose your licence.,"I know I'm late but curious, can you load your own ammo to the limit max or is loading your own not common or allowed?" +It was one of the pillars of his campaign.,Well good thing he's never been known to lie before. +The original Overwatch,The person who makes the when did this become sexier than this image will be the hero this comparison deserves. +Cluj-Napoca. Retrospectiva 2016,Watch it for the metrou! +khoti kay bachay is a common slang term among my elders.,Kis ap kay elders pathan hai? +"First impressions on my new 950XL. Okay, I've been needing a new phone for quite some time now, since my 1320 and 550 have started becoming unusable, and I decided to get the 950XL while it's still available at its current price. I've had it for three days now, and here are my first impressions/early review: 1 Hardware: -The screen is absolutely GORGEOUS. Coming from the 720p LCD on my 1320 and the weird display on the 550, this 2K AMOLED display is the best one I've owned. I've noticed a light bleeding when transitioning from black to white, but it's only noticeable in pitch black darkness, and I've heard it's just a common AMOLED quirk so it doesn't bother me. -The camera is another thing that amazed me. My old 1320 is kinda ok on this aspect, but the 20MP Zeiss camera on this one blows it away. The colors are awesome too, coupled with the AMOLED! -The processor. I've not had this device stutter on me yet, and I've been pushing it's limits a lot the first few days (Updating, downloading, heavy gaming, 4G, etc). I know the temperature of this device is a hot topic (heh), but to be honest, while it does get kinda warm, I've not had it get *hot*. I guess time will tell. -The battery. It's alright. I'm used to the amazing battery life on the 1320 (big battery, small res and low end processor), so Im not really amazed by the battery life. It's good though. -The overall build quality is, actually nicer than what I anticipated. Everyone is talking about how the plastic feels cheap and it cracks and makes noises, but I feel like the feel of the device is very sturdy and hard. Not experienced any racks from the back panel either. One thing that does bother me, are the buttons. The actual membranes on the device are the same as my 1320s, and those fell off after a year, and I qouldn't replace them. I'm worried this might happen to the 950XL too. -DESIGN. This is one of the main reasons I bought this phone. It looks SO GOOD. I think it might be the best looking phone on the market (for my taste). The big iris on the back is awesome, and the contrasting white plastic just warms my minimalism-loving heart. The reception by friends and other people is quite nice too. When they see it for the first time, they always point out how cool it looks, which I'm very happy about. One guy told me the camera looks like a washing machine, but he was joking :D. 2 Software: -OS. Windows 10 Mobile has come a long way since last October, especially with the AU. With all the negativity surrounding it's fate, I thought I'd say a few nice things about it. It looks gorgeous, it feels smooth. And since looks and performance are what make up 70% of my opinion on an OS, I am pretty darn pleased with it. -Apps. I'm one of those people who doesn't really care about apps, since most of the stuff I do is also available on the web. That said, the Store has everything I do need. I'm pleased with the Instagram and Messenger apps, especially since they seemed unusable on my 550, and the Facebook app is fine too. Since I also use Reddit and YouTube a lot, I downloaded Baconit and myTube!, and wow, these apps are even better than the official ones on my mothers Galaxy S7. Since those apps are all I need, I'm really not affected by the Store being small. -Bugs. So far I've only experienced one bug, and that is the display not turning on immediately when pressing the power button. It's persistent too, which is kind of annoying. Hope they fix it. So, this is my longer-than-I-had-planned first impression on this phone. So far, I'd give it an 10/10 for design, 8/10 for hardware, and a 6.5/10 for software. I'd say it's a no-brainer when considering if one should buy it. With it's price being lower than it's ever been, it's a great deal.",Of course impression would be overly positive when you're moving from a midrange device onto a supposed flagship... +Found a small stick insect outside my house,I'd hate to see what's considered a large bug in your area +Infographic : M4A4 vs M4A1-S usage in HLTV Top 10 teams,"VP top 1 in the world, because they use m4a1-s" +"...and she's a **five time** world champion. Where *you* at, TaZ?","Be the best of the ~~noobs~~ women, it's not a big deal" +"Torture is illegal under international law. During the Obama administration, Congress passed a law to explicitly outlaw waterboarding and other enhanced interrogation techniques. So Pence is literally saying the Trump administration won't rule out violating US and international law.","Obama tortures daily by dropping bombs on children in the middle east, stop painting the picture that we don't do this already." +he's holding a press conference or something on his balcony. and it's the 10th anniversary. Nothing confirmed about content of the PC tho,"Ah ok, I had seen something about the 10th anniversary but didn't see anything saying he would be dropping any spicy new leaks." +"I'm sure there will be invite codes available somewhere for EU. If you're respectful, and start another thread asking nicely for an EU invite code, someone may be able to help. This sub for the most part is full of decent people, and being kind and respectful will get you further than being a dick...","Just looked for them, there are none curently and a few that were, only thing I found are forum threads about how the company hates EU, so thats good..." +Official Game Thread #Please remain civil,"Ah, but see guys, Fitz gives us the best chance of winning." +I have wrote a similar rant about this. We seriously need to change our marketing strategy for our movement.,"I mean, who would have thought telling lower class and uneducated voters that we're better than them in terms of politics would backfire spectacularly?" +DC lives in the DC house in the US still right?,"Yeah, theyre an NA org, with (at least) 1 NA player, all NA staff working with the team, but they just so happen to have 3 EU and 1 CIS team on their roster But my point was that some people will argue that DC is NA solely because they have 1 NA player, not because they all actually moved to NA, when in actual fact all of the players actually moved to NA and got visas to play there." +"I read something that said there are only 3600 active members of the Klan in the entire country. Out of 330+ million Americans, that's 1/10th of 1/10th of a percent.",And 90% of those people are FBI informants. +Awkward boner,"Dude, it's a fucking hippo." +Like satan worshippers? Like pizzagate?,"There was no religious aspect to it, it was part of some scene - you go to these parties, you cut yourself and bleed, other people drink it." +This isn't just a coincidence anymore. This is happening in reality now,So that's why Niantic has been so silent +"Jesus, Planet Coaster looks like someone just HD scaled RCT3. Frontier should sue somebody.",Themselves? +Only has 6 posts and this is the first post of that video.,"Yeah, because using the same account to spam makes sense." +I would rather die than live my whole life disabled. That might be disrespectful to people who are disabled but it's my opinion. Not that this is relevant to what you were really trying to say.,You're living in the right country for that belief. +Rafa Benitez wins Championship manager of the month,i thought jimmy floyd hasselbaink was going to win +We should get rid of the grid girls.,HOW DARE YOU +"to be fair, our schedule has been a complete powderpuff the past couple seasons. It's just the nature of the league","Of course, but its just annoying for the stars to align like this when we have such a stacked team." +IQ Sucks?!,"To be fair, none of those kills happened specifically because of picking IQ." +Can't be that young if you were out at a bar :p,Under 25 is classed as a young driver so technically I am lol +"Sick days? Do you find that on the days you're getting sick, or full blown sick, that your strength isn't peak and that it's best to not attempt the weight increase for that day? Do you just skip the lifting altogether?","Just cough and wheeze all over the barbell, squat rack and bench to ensure maximum infection rate to your fellow lifting bros" +What one thing did your parents tell you that changed your life dramatically?,Get the fuck outta this house. +Made this a few years ago.,why +Wasn't Duckworth born in Thailand?,Well Obama was born in Kenya so that's no longer an issue these days +I was thinking too myself Boooooo its an auto and then they showed the dudes missing one hand. Like shit ok thats a reasonable excuse.,Well we all know you aren't a true car guy unless you modify your manual transmission car with hand controls right? +Only one,Exactly +I mean she was basically raping herself -Scientology,Leah you just lost lead role in MI 6 and King of Queens movie franchise for a silly documentary - Space Aliens +Chicago sucks balls. Source- I live in wisconsin.,"Can confirm -Live in Illinois, but NOT Chicago" +"As far as a I know, she's never even mentioned a second coach. No idea where that came from.",I thought she had a separate swim coach with a name like Isabel or something. +Box Office: 'Boo! A Madea Halloween' Scares Off Tom Cruise's 'Jack Reacher' With $27.6M.,Cant imagine the numbers on Madea:marvels Black Panther +As opposed to Coo?,As opposed to kyew +So answer my question.,"Well to answer your question obviously you take threats of violence seriously, there is no reason not to and many reasons why you should." +I'm so sorry! I had a durr moment because I never spelt it out until now. Now that I think of it... I took French and the extra e is from subject agreement! Singular feminine has an extra e added and singular male gets nothing added :),There ya go. +I wouldn't consider 1.6~ a good kda tbh,"He didn't say it was considered a good kda, he just said its not a bad kda... If my laner has a 1.6 kda, I'm happy." +"Daredevil likes batflips (DD #238, 1987)",No respect for the game at all. +And .00001 /10 times you'll need either the scorch shot or detonator,This guy gets it. +Upcoming Event Crank: Abigail,But i already have abigail ;-; +What I imagine people are like when getting rez'd,Is she sitting in the same chair as the thumbs up dude? +Squid or gf*,So definitely squid then? +How else do you expect to make Canadian babies?,I'm going to need this one explained +"And don't forget how many of those threads started with, Our sex life used to be amazing, but it all changed after we had kids...",Hide...hide...hide... Sometimes I end up hiding half a page's worth of threads! +Man arrested after replica gun pulled in Moorhead road rage incident,"Uhg, People like this give us MN airsofter's a bad rep..." +This is ridiculous. Why didn't the police shoot the cleaver out of his hand???? This is clear Islamophobic behavior by the entire NYPD. We should create a hashtag and flashmob Union Station to protest this injustice. #FISHMOUTHRETARDISLAM,You mean grand central station? +"Get Elon Musk on the podcast Sam and Elon are two of the greatest minds alive today, and I'm pretty sure they would have a great conversation about several topics related to things like AI or even technological advances. Elon has expressed his appreciation for Hitchens in the past, so his chances of getting along with Harris are pretty high. I can't be the only one here who has great admiration for these two men, so having Musk on would be a great addition to the podcast.",Maybe sometime nearer to his AI book +"Much stronger? When is there even a difference other than extremely narrow cases like indestructible creatures killing first strikers, vigiliance creatures not getting tapped, or I guess being able to save creatures in combat against regenerators with removal if they can activate it twice?",Obviously because regenerators can't survive [[Wrath of God]] and the like. +"I'm honestly not sure what Trump could have done to stop this besides drop out of the election before he won. He disavowed the kkk but they seem to be reading between the lines thinking he really does support them, just can't because he has to be all PC. Not the case but that seems to be how the racist elements are taking trumps cold shoulder.",Well running a campaign on the message of deporting 11 million hispanics and banning muslims from entering the country sounds like racism to me... +Was kind of trying to forget all that. Though I do predict some alcohol with my grouse. And then the next day a grouse about all the alcohol I drank.,i suggest you start smoking to feel better about it +"TIL That obsidian knives are so sharp they cut on a cellular level. Due to this, when used in the medical field, incisions made with the blade heal faster with less scarring.",I wonder if obsidian knives or other blades would set off airport metal detectors. +Thought about this the other day. All the likeliest targets in the US are predominantly liberal. Fuck.,Might be part of his plan to ensure reelection +:(,Now ya know how that liberal media feels with all their facts +"Warren Buffett, Bill Gates, Yo Yo Ma, Jim Carmack, Neil Degrasse Tyson, Steve Wozniak, et al. We could go on for years about this.",Neil Tyson is a pretty shitty human being. +It's yesterday played on tape.,One day they'll hook it up with some face recognition software so it can play the last time a specific person was there +Ah. The blind volunteer. That's rough.,"Yep, its a fed assignment on a spot that receive terroristic threats this month.... So they doubled patrols." +What is your nationality and what nationalities have you been romantically involved with? Romantically involved being a fancy way of saying had sex with.,"US I have been with nationals of France, Canada, Mexico, Brazil, Argentina, Israel, Iran, China, Japan, Germany, Costa Rica, Thailand, Netherlands, South Africa, England, Russia, and US of course." +We're still not quite as bad as the Brown's though.... Guys?,are we though? +Coming back from Denver today. I think I might move here.,Why's that? +"My biggest thing is watching the same goddamn commercial 6 times during one game. By the third time, I'm ready to never use that product if I have a choice. Do advertisers not realize it's annoying as fuck to watch the same thing on repeat?",Payton needs to be in more commercials that play 5 times a game and I just can't get enough of that fucking stupid song. +"Who cares, did you see that guy in Chicago get beat to a pulp and have his car stolen?",Nobody cares about that cause whites are the devil +"If they're not going to give us a Battlepack for ranking up, we should at least get one from earning Medals - because let's face it, the 5000 XP you get from them is paltry in comparison to the normal XP you get from just playing the game.",Yep I don't even bother actively working towards medals. +I guess that makes this totally okay then! People love to deflect on every single one of these stories. A college across the country did something stupid so let's focus on that instead of kids being targeted with bigotry.,The difference being adults should know better. +That makes no sense because those states alone would not have gotten him to 270.,That makes no sense because without hardcore republican states who always vote republican he would not have gotten to 270. +The last minute or so sounds like Ween's Mourning Glory.,ocean man +Why do they wear sunglasses,Because of the blinding crowd? +good coal mining jobs for one thing.,Yes if there's one thing the LGBT community has been begging for all these years it's coal mining jobs! +"Well the DLC offers alternatives, underground mimics Diablo III's rifts by having randomized dungeons with multiple stages but you can add modifiers and change the difficulty. Survival which hit today is a PvPvEvNature or PvEvN survival mode, which is at max a 2 hour session.",Well I get paid on Friday so I may see you in the DZ thanks man (if you're xbone anyway) +There is a huge upside to the new filtering!,"And while we're still ignoring them, They're still brigading us..." +2016 Brazilian Grand Prix - Free Practice 2 Discussion,ALONSO FUCKING WITH THE CAMERA IS MY BEST HIGHLIGHT OF THE SEASON +"Dear American Conservatives, this is why the fuck we need free birth control.",Because they're all brown? +Gabe Newell dead. Script for HL3 buried with him.,Script revealed to be 3 sentences long. +Those white women are racist and sexist towards white women. -Hillbots,"internalized misogyny, poor things" +"It's the West's fault that Serbians voted in their government? Man, you guys really like to point fingers outside of your country.","oh, the fault is absolutely with the West as well... I start with us first, but you have to be really dumb to think countries like Serbia are sovereign and not under heavy influence from the West... and Russia... Jesus Christ, people here were crying over Russia influencing the elections in the US... and you're telling me that world powers have no impact on the elections in a small country?" +"At his full potential, maybe. But to do well with? Much easier to do well with Janus than Goobis.",Which is why Janus has one of the lowest win rates in non-competitive game modes... +"Brother Pikachu, I choose you!",Mister Brother Mime +Surprisingly wise advice.,Shouldn't be that suprising if you check usernames ;) +"Wow, people get called idiots for saying and doing idiotic things. Really makes u think","Omg he called me a retard and hurt my feelings, I'm gonna vote Trump now!" +"Why are people extremely confident about new characters in the rumoured Smash Switch port? I know this is gonna be downvoted to the shadow realm but I don't understand why people feel that Ice Climbers or Snake or whatever will make it to Smash Switch. I personally don't doubt that we might get a port with all DLC like Mortal Kombat XL but I feel like asking for another character to be developed is a bit too much. It would be amazing if they were to add more characters like Inklings and such though. I believe there is a 95% chance the developers are not going to make more characters. But hey if you do believe so, I don't mind. I just don't like how they feel they could bet their lives on K.Rool getting in a Smash Switch port.","Come on man, they're gonna HAVE to put in Chorus Men in eventually" +"He officially joined the team around the same time as Bio, but he actually came in right after the spring regular season, where they had finished 6th origionally.","Ah okay, well they definitely got a boost there :P" +"Its possible that Ecuador is threatening to revoke his asylum seeker status, which may be why wikileaks is mum.",wikileaks isnt mum on twitter. +Citing polls after what just happened leading up to this election? Citing polls that are a year old no less? surely you jest,"You're right, polls are totally useless and we should never pay attention to them again." +"It's all in the wrist, more retarded shit you convert from abstraction to physicality, the more quantum your 6 figures will be.",But do you know what I like more than materialistic things? +"not a joke, dead serious, women should think about arming themselves, women and men alike. bad people aren't going anywhere any time soon",You are the coolest +Evan McMullin makes real mormons...smh,Should read I wasted my vote on Evan McMuffin because i have no political knowledge and expected him to win somehow. +It does with Task Manager. Task Manager makes the server think you crashed.,"ah, you're correct, i tested it and it acted as a crash." +"shit post, use brag/achievement thread",But all he got was Lightning and everyone knows she is useless. +How you know you aren't finishing your emissary quest today...,so is it even possible to beat a world boss on a pvp server as a melee or do you just continously die from aoe? +It's like online doesn't matter!!! But for real this is a demonstration of what Optic Halo can do on LAN.,It's almost as if Royal 2 can actually shoot back on LAN. +"If the last text you sent was your slogan for your Presidential campaign, what would it say??",We Need More Milk 2020 +By boom you mean boombox right? Thanks for the tips!,yes i didnt even realise i condensed it :D +Aaron Schock expected to be charged for illegal spending while in Congress,maybe it was just undocumented spending so that makes it ok. +"If this was actually true that would be a great thing, but sadly, it's not. Mudslimes should have their fucking hijabs thrown in a lake. That shit doesn't belong here. And if some foreign invader has a problem with what the people of the country that they are invading has to say then they can kill themselves or go back to their shit country.","Easy First Lady Trump, you don't want Anonymous going after you." +"Dante's Inferno, arguably one of get most influential literary works of all time, was a self-insert fan fiction.",I guess you could say Dante was an ... Alighieri Sue +"I tell yeah, that chianti just does something to you!",\*That tongue noise you all just did in your head* +lol did you expect 200 tons of train to react at all to 100 pounds of squishy flesh.,Well Hancock exists +"Had to be the Leafs, didn't it?",Maybe if you knew grammar it wouldn't happen +"LF Jigglypuff fs, adding any of course too Help me out in finding a jigglypuff friend safari. Jigglypuff is my favorite pokemon. Love her so. I even main her in melee, brawl, and smash 4....and we all know how bad she is in the last two XD ty for reading~","Hi, could I add you please?" +"My candidate hasn't won since I voted for Bill Clinton, and I've never felt the urge to destroy other people's property. It's impossible to condemn this shit hard enough. It completely invalidates any legitimate criticisms of Trump and his policies in the future because this is what people will associate criticism with. Fuck these people hardcore.","Well, you see, they believe in the fallacy of the broken window and are just trying to help the economy." +"Don't count on it. 2 years ago, one of the Rockefellers got his 6th heart transplant at age 99 and is still kicking. Expect Soros to live for at least another 20-25 years.",He has access to the best healthcare money can buy. +These metal parts do in fact cover our paws. It looks a little odd at first but I kinda like it now.,Can you get a screen shot? +Trolls come in all shapes and forms,That's why most of the omg look at the dumb person posts on social media are probably just a result of poe's law. +"Yeah same. I'm still trying to win, but I'm going to play champs which I don't play that often. It's good to have a competitive environment without being scared to lose lp.",Yeah that's what I'm going to do too :) Use solo/duo to train and get good at champs for flex +"Halloween Overwatch Patch Early Preview - New Skins, Event, Hollywood Update, and More!","If I buy a Halloween crate, am I guaranteed to get at least one Halloween item, or am I paying for a fancy-looking crate that could potentially give me only standard garbage?" +Combined with SNK/Atlus/Examu.,"All of those except Examu are publisher-bound, however; I doubt they'd work on what is basically Capcom's franchise without some sort of crossover." +Poor dyrus getting 1v4 under tower every time,Should have warded and played safe... +"They T-bagged without doing anything amazing so I got revenge, and didn't T-bag a single one of them.",Oh look it's the teammates I always get matched with -_- +I present to you CHIZZA!,It's the leaning tower of Chizza! +"Once lauded as a peacemaker, Obama's tenure fraught with war",He totally lives up to that peace prize from 2009 +Taylor Swift & Cara Delevingne,Cara looks like some one stole her fries. +You're the most beautiful thing I've seen since Patrick Ewing,"Eye of the beholder, I suppose" +It does surprising amounts of bullshit. Roadhog main btw,With the number of daily posts about hooks how can it be surprising? +What is my life,Get a job? +Because memes and puns are ways people think they are funny when they are really not.,"Hear, hear." +"It's where a lot of homeless *rough sleepers* are, but the majority of homeless sleep in cars, garages, or temporarily on sofas or floors. Homelessness is largely invisible.","Yeah, point." +I've stopped being surprised and shocked at the abject hypocrisy of this man and at the cognitive dissonance of his supporters.,You elitist bastard! +Thanks. You say in those comments that there is no reason to think that Carlsen supports Trump's politics. I find that to be the main thing.,"They're both masters of strategy, I can see why he'd appreciate Trump." +How to grep this?,"Depends on what your output looks like, if you can give me an example output maybe I can help." +"If you can get the final upgrade, the Siege Mode for the Gauss Cannon is amazing. It rips through enemies.",okay thanks +'Remember To Share!',I will not share +"Went to Maui, HI for vacation. Found the best place to propose to my gf (what does it mean?)",The only way this could be better is of it was two gay people. +This is...not true. If you shit out dense food like meat and carbs after just 4 hours you should probably see a doctor.,"I was referring to the fast metabolism, but yeah you're correct 4hrs is quite fast to process meats n shit." +"What usually happens is, the rusher and sniper meet each other. The rusher is moving rapidly while shooting the sniper, while the sniper is moving, himself. The combination of this makes the sniper miss his first shot, or hit in a non-lethal area. But this is not what happens, which is why we are complaining. Rather, we shoot the sniper twice and then he kills us. Or more often, the sniper gets a single shot off and kills us instantly. I do not run around IW with my pants down, just saying.",You kill the sniper more often than you think. +If you're wearing camo and orange then the deer wouldn't see you because of your camouflage. They can't see the orange so to them they only see the camo. This means hunters wear both,I learned something today. +Greg Oden: 'I'll be remembered as the biggest bust in NBA history',what about that sam guy.. lol dont even know his name +Look at the lying twinks watch.,"Let's not resort to name calling my good sir, this is exactly what the left expects and we will not stoop to their level." +Having a good team around you doesn't make it easier to throw only 3 ints.,Kris Bryant is only good because he is surrounded by a good lineup +*SWEATS PROFUSELY*,What a fucking normie meme +CI Full HP escape,It does illustrate pretty well close call expression +India's birthrate is now below 2.5 which is where the US was in the 1970's and it's dropping faster than it dropped in the US.,"Sub Saharan Africa is a problem though, Nigeria is approaching 200 million... for them it's a fixation on number of children in a resource limited unstable region." +"We must realize we are the minority We praise this Rocket League community for being so fantastic and amazing, but we do not realize we are a small portion of all the Rocket Leaguers out there. I'm in Champion, yes, Champion rank for doubles. Do you think the Sportsmanship would be good at that rank? Nope. I have now dropped down to All- Star Division Two because (believe me or not) I haven't played a match today where my teammate didn't play for the other team, sit there and type I'm shit over and over, FF after the first goal, or just straight up quit. These people are Champions and they are the most toxic people I've ever met. We think our community is so good, but it truly isn't. This Subreddit is the BEST, but by no means is our community the best. Rant over. TL;DR: Dropped from Champion Rank because of toxic people. Our community is not good at all, only this community we have here on this Subreddit is good.",Maybe you're the toxic one and just don't realize it. +I was mostly concerned with politics and law Yup I was the kid with no friends,"Well, you do call yourself a destiny fan." +Maserati owner must be mortified to see that Kia,Everyone knows that Maserati is the poor man's Ferrari +"LOR from a DO, applying to MD schools? Does it matter? I have this DO who I have been shadowing for a long time. He is excellent at his practice and I love shadowing him. We have a very good relationship. However, at the end of the day, he is a DO and I will be applying to MD schools. Does this actually matter? Thank you","No, I know a few people who used a DO letter and were excepted to MD." +"Either you lie, or you must've been driving a car so shitty that that they assumed that coffee was the most valuable thing you had.",The second one. +You'll have no argument from me on that one.,Not an argument +What's the gayest thing you've ever said?,Profound[ly homophobic] thoughts in the shower this morning. +Kinda crazy Hakeem was so good that people don't consider him as a bust though he was picked before MJ. Can't tell the same thing about Bowie though.,There's no reason at all to put Hakeem fucking Olajuwan in any conversation including the word bust under any circumstances at all. +More proof that idiots keep bashing things without knowing shit. Silicon Valley has the highest salaries in the nation...,I don't give a damn if they have the highest in the nation when the companies still try to drive down wages rather than pay *Americas* what the work is really worth. +Spider-Man: Homecoming Trailer,The fact Tony will be a big part of the movie makes me so giddy. +"Stars vs Oilers run and gun? Really if we think about it, the Oilers have been doing well really because of there ability to run and gun, as well as rushing the net. The Oilers much like the Stars are lacking on defense, but however I think tonight the Stars need to beet the Oilers at there own own game of run and gun, and rushing talbot at the net. What do you guys think?",I don't think we have the personnel to beat them at that game tonight. +Sounds like something Jason Kidd would do.,Sounds like something Jason Kidd ~~would do.~~ already did (during the Nets period) +where is the bat themed pr tbh,People will fight over Rouge the Bat so they can't use it. +What words will forever haunt your franchise? Stolen from r/nfl,Matt Adams/Carpenter +JC actually doesn't compliment better. They both like the ball in their hands and the offense isn't as smooth when they are both on the court vs Dlo/Nick or JC/Nick,I promise you if JC gets the start D'lo will play much better. +"Vast numbers of liberals willingly bought into the white trash stereotype of Trump supporters. From what I've seen so far, they've learnt nothing from the election outcome and want to continue in the same belief bubble.",You're a racist! +"Ya know of all the terms I've seen in reddit comments and looked up, I think imma' leave that one alone.","I almost googled it, then thought... nah let sleeping dogs lie" +2.0 Shipping delays? I haven't heard anything about shipping delays but my standard order of 2.0 from almost two weeks ago is stuck at processing. I've sent a note to support (waiting to hear back) but has anyone else had problems with delays?,"I've never, ever, ever, seen a 2.0 shipping delay." +That's not how it works. You need to render an image for every change in a model,It depends on what definition of render you're using and I don't think you're using it accurately. +"You don't use tazers in a gun fight they are not 100% effective. Probably one of the worst possible ideas, to tazer a man w a gun in his hand. Only worse idea would be to dismantle police with no plan to replace them.",What do we need police for? +"Fucking Tiger 2 spam. It isn't even that the tank is OP on it's own, it's just facing 10 Tiger 2's, with 8 Panther 2's as back-up makes victory much harder.",Just flank bro ;) +"If you want to be all spooked out by a gun, sure, pretend like it's always loaded and that it's the most dangerous thing on the planet. If you can follow any sort of logic, however, what happened in this clip was fucking fine.","Well, aside from any misfire concern, it is kind of a dick move to set up someone who obviously has never shot before so that they fail to handle the recoil and get knocked over/face smashed." +Gotcha Fun fact: 40% of Millennials voted for Trump,Myself included. +SHOCKING: HATEFUL and EVIL man chokes back tears as he accepts his country's greatest honor!,Wow...what a fucking racist. +"On the plus side, by the time it's released you'll probably be able to run it at 900 frames per second with everything maxed out at 50k resolution on your quantum computer (it'll be the size of your wrist watch).",The human eye can only see 30 fps tho +It's comforting to know Learn economics! is not just an online meme of propertarians but an IRL one as well,I wonder if they tell people IRL to read Economics in One Lesson. +5 years ago today.....,That's one way to say repost. +Remember 'Pedes: They hate us cause they ain't us! ~TRIGGER~,**fukken wew lad** +Freddit User Flair ROW 3,0/10 no MTH +"I'm sorry, on the what now??",Cowabungadude Highway +"What Kind of Car do You Guys Drive!? I'm curious what kind of cars FIRErs drive. Include model, year, and miles. I drive a 2007 base model Impreza with 140k miles.","Honda Fit, 87k miles" +My brother's high school math teacher assigned parental homework. My dad was not happy.,Assuming that the kid is a his/her jeez quit assuming gender +like what?,The fan thing is kinda wonky and the boobs look like the just made two accidental lines and forgot how to erase. +"I get the joke but I can't laugh at it. The 4th picture the chicken looks like it's been pulling out its feathers, which is a sign of depression. No, I'm not fun at parties","Also, never been married." +Elizabeth Warren Is Already Positioning Herself for 2020,"She's going to be older than Clinton is now in 2020, not going to happen." +So you're going to sue him for something he hasn't done yet?,For something that hasn't happened yet. +As opposed to pushing everyone to get a worthless degree? As far as I'm concerned doing marketing for a big city company is just as productive as doing manufacturing work. Both are necessary for society to function. We have both blue collar and white collar jobs for a reason. I'm pretty sure the tens of millions of people unemployed/underemployed would be more than happy to assemble iPhones.,Let's allow the market to determine what's more productive. +Spain moves to ban 'insulting' memes about politicians from the internet,This will go well. +One of these days a meme is bound to win a naming competition. I pray to Harambe that this is the one.,I consider it a victory if the poll gets shutdown because of rampant memery. +They were probably testing for the big reveal when they kill everyone.,Testing for when Trump gets sworn in as president. +Putting people in cages because they have a plant,You think cops are the ones who really care about that? +In my day they cost a nickel.,There were just more horses around back then. +"Ah, I thought he meant Anthony The Brown Davis",Racist +"November in the UFC. Surely November 2016 is the greatest month in UFC history in terms of fights and cards alike. Ferguson v RDA, UFC 205 & Mousasi v Hall, Bader v Noguiera & Rockhold v Jacare 2. I am clutching at a few of them fights don't get me wrong but overall the month includes the best card ever and some real wars.","Going to the Belfast card, can't wait!" +"t1 Bloodsail Corsair t2 Acidic Swamp Ooze t3 Poisonous Swamp Ooze t4 Acidic Swamp Ooze, Youthful Brewmaster t5 Harrison Jones t6 Acidic Swamp Ooze, Ancient Brewmaster t7 Poisonous Swamp Ooze, Ancient Brewmaster t8 Acidic Swamp Ooze, Poisonous Swamp Ooze, Youthful Brewmaster t9+ ???",Blingotron into cursed blade +"You don't do it for the damage it does, you do it to get momentum bloodlet ticking when both charges of fel rush are down.","Hmm you lost me, is this a thing I haven't unlocked yet?" +"Just a drive-by reminder that Bernie had, easily, a thousand times as much total rally attendance as Hillary did. Easily. You can rig the media, the polls, and the voting machines, but rigging a stadium full of people is a whole lot more difficult, obviously.","I still think that it was the immense crowds that scared Shil and her posse, thus the he draws a bunch of hippies and kids who don't vote talking point." +no u,"Y me, u mess" +Can we say microsoft jacket is the canon voice of coat or whatever antijacket ends up being called.,Pants! +I live on the coast but no flooding here. Storms are a problem though and churn up the sand. But then its nice and clean so you can surf your mind out. They say the cliffs above my house were cut by ancient waves. Maybe that's what you mean. How do you explain that?,You spend a ridiculous amount of time on Reddit. +Among the top three films for me this year. Easily. Maybe the best.,have you seen *Ghostbusters*... +"Isostatic rebound would take a good long while, though, whereas you could easily melt most of that ice sheet off in a century or so. We're still experiencing isostatic rebound in North America and northern Europe from the end of the last ice age, 10,000-odd years ago.",This ice age started 3 million years ago and is still going. +So much for Equality.,This isn't funny. +Santa wrapped them,Why can't I have this Superman on film? +That's what I said hopefully he's a 92 or 93. Mobile ratings are often different,Yea I have all 4 gifts above and no one knowing gives me anxiety +"Are you kidding, blaming the voters? What an entitled position to take.",You forgot the +"True, they are only just engineers.",Theyre engineers in the same way the dude who made my coffee this morning is an actor. +"DO THIS 'PEDES! Hit her where it hurts, her pocketbook.",Done and done +TFW you're in America,Use a VPN along with BEETS from the chrome store +Republican turnout was virtually the same as the last few elections. You are absolutely wrong in your assessment. Hillary lost because she was a shit candidate with baggage for years. Democrats did not vote for her. That's why she lost.,"It doesn't matter why people didn't vote for Clinton, Trump's campaign *still* energized racists around the country and his victory sent the message of you can say racist things in public and it's okay" +My nephew keeps taking me cans. He's only 14 and every time he comes over to my house he'll take a can from my room and go to my neighbors house to dip with his kid. I don't really care that much about him dipping but I do care about him stealing my cans. What are some tricks I could play on him that would get him to stop?,If you don't mind him dipping just tell him to ask instead of helping himself. +Oh Natty all day. Best dip money can buy,"For real, stoker's natural is my favorite natty." +You ask this question rhetorically but it's actually an opportunity for you to learn something. The question asked in a serious way is this: why did 29% of Latino voters vote for Trump?,Because they're racist right? +20 million Muslims march against ISIS,Islam is a death cult. +Found this is the prep kitchen this morning. It gave me a good chuckle.,"You'll still have the prep cook standing there for 5 mins wondering if lemon vin goes under Lemon Vinegarette or Vinagarette, Lemon" +Shh Shh Shh,Lots of ponpon this morning. +Would YOU trust Tony Stark as President of the United States?,Trump just wants to build a wall.... Tony wants to build a suit of armour around the world! +"Jill Stein's votes would not have won Clinton the election. I was prepared to rail against Stein supporters, even though I voted for the Green party in 2012, I felt this election was too important. However, only Wisconsin and Michigan would have flipped to Clinton and Trump would still have won with Arizona. So whenever people try to blame Jill, tell them to run the numbers. Although we are still fucked, as Trump threatens to send us back to the pre-Clean Air Act dark ages.",People on facebook are blaming third party voters when they should be blaming donald trump voters +"OMFG I know right... A few hours ago coming back from Ash to CHCH going 100 km/hr and the guy 2 cars in from decides LAST SECOND he wants to turn right on the damn highway, first guy swerves onto the grass, second guys slams on the break and JUST misses the turning car, and we with our 2 young kids stop about 3 inches from the back end of the car in front of us!! **Jerk off!** Mumbles *Hope you got coal for christmas ass face*",The topping on the cake is that you'd be at fault if you'd crashed into the other car. +Dat gimu callout,"Edited, to avoid mass triggering" +"It always kinds of bugs me. So many people just sitting awkwardly in silence, beside multitudes of interesting people who could probably be friends, or at the very least make the commute a little more interesting. But then I get on the bus and ignore everyone.",It's really not worth the risk on accidentally speaking to a crazy person. +"As a Greek it must be Cyprus but many Greeks have not been there. At the same time, many Cypriots hate us either privately or are outspoken about it.",My Cypriot mate things you guys are pretty nice but thinks you all talk funny +I feel like Starz needs to pick him up for whatever their next show is (I think the next season of Black Sails is the last :( ),whaaaaaat Black Sails ending? +"We also didn't get the trophy so that kind of sucks. We got the quest steps and emblems and everything else, but no cache key chest and no trophy. But hey the Australian guy you hear apparently was using his primary and not damaging him half the time and fucking around a bit so it worked pretty well.",LOL yeah considering that it worked pretty well +"You'll end up a sneaky archer just like everyone else, just wait","I've tried, but then went back to my favorite dual wielding swordsmaster who has light armor and sometimes invisibility potions to close the distance (dragons were annoying though, until dragonrend)" +Naive Surface Net metaballs!,One might implement some sort of water physics with this. +"No, you're thinking of goombas. This is everyone's favorite search engine.","No, that's Bing." +Rural areas support America in other ways. I can't grow meth in my apartment.,Just get an RV. +Training to be #1,Dattebayo! +"Hahaha. I love the take off your shoes and walk through the streets barefoot portion of the night! My partner hates it and always begged me not to wear heels. I once walked barefoot in NYC, he was so upset. YOU CAN'T JUST WALK BAREFOOT ON THE STREET uhhh... Yes, yes I can. But now I have 1.5 kids and my heel wearing and not wearing days are behind me. But the memories will last a lifetime!",That's how you get hookworm +I think they're just really upset and angry.,So they go and destroy their own neighborhoods and shops... smart! +Juncker Opposes Change in EU Migration Policy,"Sure, because the current policy is working so well." +"Older people of reddit, what do you miss about the old days?",Racism and homophobia +"Well everyone uses B teams in the cups, but Mourinho is pretty infamous for not rotating on the whole. Look at De Bruyne and Lukaku.",I think it is a different circumstance altogether really. +"So, I guess the British don't care about privacy anymore? With the government spying on them, might as well get used to being naked and vulnerable in front of each other. Sickening.",How does being naked make you more vulnerable than being clothed? +"What will keep cities from becoming ghost towns once Homestead drops? I'm super excited to see the Homestead update, but having crafting and potentially a bank and merchant assistant in-house, what reason will people have for traveling to towns?","Yay, no more 20 people standing inside of each-other in front of the workstations!" +"Gee, I wonder how many poor people could have been helped by the Catholic Church with the $850,000 they donated to political campaigns against legalizing marijuana in Massachusetts.",Or imagine if they gave all the money they spend on incense to the poor instead. +Yes.,Reverse power creep compared to Morgl. +If this wasn't Reddit...,Plug ur phone in +The brand of the adapter isn't Apple. They would never add aux as it's not needed to play music. This is just cheap design of a 3rd party.,What brand of phone is it for? +Nah since we have to eye's and each see 23.9FPS two combined means we can only see 47.8 FPS,"Nah, that's too much, people didn't liked the hobbit because of that." +FUN DETECTED,I'VE GOT THE FUN IN MY SIGHTS +There's about a 2% chance a lawsuit would make it past a motion to dismiss.,"Eh, Jesse Ventura successfully sued for defamation (although the appeal reversed it this past June, sort of), and he has been a public figure for a very long time and was a governor." +I hate CNN. Bunch of Clintonite cunts.,MSNBC too +"Nah, his joke just fizzled out.",Cola it there bro +Uh oh. Morgan's ready to snap from slop.,watching her descent into madness has been glorious +But they died doing what they love. Who could ask for more?,They loved skipping across water like ragdolls? +I feel thankful for Kim k ring robbers. Happy to browse internet with less Kim k news now. Am I a bad person?,No and it's been a blessing. +"Whoever the Pirates GM is, resign Nova and get us a back end reliever. If we do that we just have to worry about minor bench deals and we have a championship. Slightly optimistic:)",And lower beer prices! +"Looks like Wheat Belly.... If so, cut down on the carbs....",Because cutting carbs is always the answer +A Tree,There are so many creepy hands in this picture. +"Amazon launches Its book Subscription Service, Kindle Unlimited in Australia.",Good for them; they get to read the first book in multiple book series and a plethora of terrible romance and fantasy novels that we've been enjoying over here. +"People are being sensitive against Erdogan for what he's doing lately and based on his reputation among the western media, but from Muslims standpoint surely he's contributing a lot to the culture and identity financially and politically.",So cementing his rule and acting like Palpatine is a good thing for Muslims in Turkey? +Question about the BOGO free Galaxy s7,"Yes, unlimited SC or TMo One." +"My CPU can't handle Cities: Skylines once I get to a certain point, I plan on getting the i5-6500.","Op, your APU can, I used to have an A8-6500 myself, it ran Cities Skylines at 15 fps though" +The Vegan - A modern restaurant for Vegetarians.,I can hear the plants screaming from here you monster! +"What's your least favorite game of 2016? I though it would be fun to ask this to counter the other thread about favorite games. For me, I was really looking forward to Deus Ex. I've been a huge fan since the original and Invisible War was great. For whatever reason this one didn't capture me the same way the other games have. Mostly it made me mad. So for souring me on one of my favorite franchises, Deus Ex is my least favorite game. What is your least favorite game of 2016?","DOOM, Battlefield 1, Deus Ex, and Dishonored 2." +"Virus warning with the new patch ?! (Avast) My anti virus started going nuts while updating POE, never happened int he past 4 yrs.. Says the file is infected with Win32:genEVO.",GGG wanna steal our account passwords xD +until you curl up in a fetal position and cry.,Caused by realising the enormity of the stupid decision made in a binary referendum on a multifaceted issue. +"You gotta be fucking kidding, right? A black church, in Mississippi mind you, is burned, and Vote Trump is painted on the side, and you think that was perpetrated by the Left? Are you being sarcastic?",It was blm +GG OP.,making click bait out of click bait +No but seriously the greek's just used approximations. There wasn't calculus until the end of Newton's life. Until then these kinds of problems were answered with a decent bit of error. Like using riemann sums as opposed to integrals,"No but seriously, Archimedes calculated pi to be 3.14 (in more abstract ways than decimals) in 250BCE, more accurately than anyone before him, and created the geometric equation for calculating the surface area of a sphere using pi: 4 pi r^2" +"US media has many problems, steretyping and scapegoating is definitely not one of them. These Oh you have a problem? Guess what the U.S. is worse!!!! posts are extremely lazy and narcissistic.",I think you dropped this: +so theres this thing called a screenshot..,he went running to the store to buy another phone so he could take the picture +Was browsing the NewEgg website for some Xbox One controllers and saw this .,Nice catch! +your interface is physically hurting me,your comment triggers me. +Fox kit plays tug-of-war,That tail +Wasn't Jensen supposed to be hit by Crown's ult at that bot lane fight around ~31 minutes in?,That really looked bugged to me. +"I'm not sure what an assault rifle is in the first place. There's no clear definition, seemingly, outside of some of the least important aspects, like cosmetics. I even hear people refer to the AR in AR-15 as assault rifle, which is ignorance.",But 'AR' means 'Assault Rifle'! +Denny's plan to advance to the Championship 4,"Dennys not gonna move his teammates off the mountain, he's violating the 100% rule!" +"These people don't seem to realize that alienating your voter base will backfire against them. If they keep pushing those same people, who are white no less, will turn against them and they will effectively never win again....and on a second note if they turn violent they will be utterly destroyed by those same people they demonized over and over again.",They dont seem to realize that their voter base isnt as Diverse^tm as they think it is. +"I don't think it was lying, to be honest. A lot of the polls were skewed towards Dems, stuff like Dem+9 and similar. The polls looked like another way to push a narrative.","There was also rampant voter fraud by the DNC in the primaries, which skewed polls towards Hillary saying she was more popular than she actually was" +A girl throwing the first pitch at a baseball game. Her marine brother surprises her and ends up being the catcher.,The guy comes all the way home just for you to bounce it? +Not worth the upgrade.,Ok really don't resort to downvoting me for saying that he doesn't absolutely need to get a v20. +Where my hoagie at,"I'm working on a Subway in my area, but Ezri totally skipped my buildings." +Why are you feeling bad?,He's feeling bad because strangers keep asking him personal questions +Literally banning us for our views and not site rules....,"If they ban us, we will become more powerful than they could possibly know..." +The way he was holding onto that podium for dear life. From what I saw it is apparent that he is certainly struggling. Super AIDS? It could be what is turning him orange.,He did test positive on all his tests. +Major Qualifier Round 1 Predictions Thread I decided to create this thread so that everyone can share their predictions and discuss the Major Qualifier. My Predictions go as follows Dignitas vs Spirit - Dignitas EnVyUs vs Immortals - EnVyUs FaZe Clan vs Cloud9 - FaZe CLG vs Vega Squadron - CLG NIP vs Renegades - Renegades (I have hope) OpTic Gaming vs Tyloo - OpTic Gaming Mouzsports vs HellRaisers - Mouz G2 vs GODSENT - G2 Please share your own **opinion** and cheer for your favourites.,Dignitas vs Spirit - Spirit EnVyUs vs Immortals - EnVyUs FaZe Clan vs Cloud9 - C9 :( CLG vs Vega Squadron - Vega NIP vs Renegades - Renegades OpTic Gaming vs Tyloo - Tyloo Mouzsports vs HellRaisers - HR G2 vs GODSENT - Homesent +I'm a bald man. Never expected anything like this.,Who could ever turn down such an amazing offer? +Someone managed to shoot an arrow through the power line....,Oliver's trying to become the Flash +They also get the smallest female to sit on the sofa to make it look huge.,And a picture taken with a wide angle lens to make it look huge +"Same, and it was *not fun*","Instant senystesia, I can't see the color orange the same way again." +Pregnant dog x-ray,spoopy +"That chick just said I'm grateful for the time I have and don't mourn the time I can't have anyway in reference to a lover actually dying and you don't think this is really deep? You are a tool. However, I hope that you find both joy and the ability to negotiate sorrow in your own life in the way displayed so well in the above comment.",yeah but I have gold so who's cooler now +"For anyone who doesn't get my comment, I'm referring to a famous Reddit comment you don't know That should clear it up.",You should be ashamed of yourself for not being acquainted with reddit history. +One of the fortunate 11000 to cast the right vote.,Those salty downvotes for not buying into the lesser of two evils ploy lol. +It's also definitely not the problem of the american education system pushing out more people with bachelor's and 200k debts with no real employable skills. All our problems will be fixed if we just stop immigrants.,You forgot the diff --git a/chunk38.csv b/chunk38.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..9b990c09b02f3f337dab676e45dc286c2c5950e9 --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk38.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1667 @@ +Input,Output +"Who are some of the most entertaining/insightful baseball Twitter accounts? Looking to add some more accounts to my list. I'm not super interested in breaking news - I've already got plenty of those types of accounts and mostly use other venues for that - I'm more interested in accounts that you find either particularly amusing, or personable, or good sources of perspective on the current or historical game, who aren't irritating. Here are a few of the better ones I follow now IMO: * Dan Haren, funny dude * Brandon McCarthy, another funny dude * Keith Law * Jonah Keri * Dan Szymborski * MLB GIFs of course! * Doug Glanville, infrequent but I just like the guy * Dave Cameron * Trevor Bauer * Keith Law * Old Hoss, magnificent bastard",Jeff Sullivan @based_ball Grant Brisbee +"would be the first time she enters something, instead of something entering her.",Beautiful +"We tried the radios we both put in the same frequency, it didnt work and just assumed they were bugged",I believe they gotta be in ur hotbar at least +Loney's dinger-pimpage from today,Such a solid caption by DiComo +"I agree, but I also can't claim that a better alternative will occur.","We're gonna end up with Nixon's head like in *Futurama*, aren't we?" +I can name lots of good democrats in congress and other offices. Its as if someone doesn't either get the Bernie blessing or appear on regular news shows they aren't fighting.,"I'm not a Bernie fan so I don't care about that part, but the dems *need* to get better about getting on the news and getting attention." +Trump relies on Washington insiders to build administration,"It was all a con, what a shocker" +Lady and her pooch protesting Trump,Ironic that they're slut shaming now. +"oooh, a piece of candy!",You've got James Woods! +Chronicle?,It's during the worst times that you get to see people for who they really are. +"Yeah, this is the one time I'll accept the costume appearing in the last episode. The glowing fist is FAR more important. Although I'm afraid that they're going to use it super sparingly due to budget constraints.","If Agents of SHIELD can find the money to do Ghost Rider in multiple episodes, I'm sure they can afford to do a little glowing fist." +Mud on my black Momotaros. Any ideas to clean?,"Obligatory soak them in a bathtub full of rice, then throw them away because they are ruined." +Command Center 2.0,Holy shit those displays. +"Had an amazing couple of days with my first drone, then my dog decided to intervene. Any suggestions on what I should get next?",A shock collar +Happy Friday!,Great shot! +"It's 2016. You're not going to get a virus, good lord. The fact that your ISP doesn't give you free antivirus software is also ridiculous. Gotta get with the times.","Yeah your right, no one gets viruses these days do they...." +As a direct personal attack on me. Don't play word games with other people's comments.,Did it hurt your feelings? +"The Midwest in three sentences, folks.","Keep taking shot about their Marconi Grill, and they'll keep picking shit presidents for you haha" +How many dupes do you have on each OSB fest banner? I don't know about you guys but I have at least 1 or more dupes on every banner so I'm curious to know how many dupes you guys have on these banners,"In order: 1-2-0-3-2 1 pull on 1, 1 pull on 3." +It's a right wing hit site if I'm interpreting the context correctly.,"Well obviously, but you think they could do a better job." +What is something you do when drinking that you don't normally do?,Have emotions. +I work at a bowling alley and we just got these in!,"It doesn't have the Flash, 1/10" +John Oliver asked for Donald Trump to run for president three years ago on The Daily Show and it's very strange to watch today,"Perhaps a textbook example of the Hagrid, I should not have said that meme." +"I wouldn't say nobody. We continue running the table like we have, I think we easily stand a shot.","Our best regular season if we can finish through Auburn, but I think their are some other scary teams in the top 10 that could beat us and Ohio State is looking like the 2014 team again after they had lost to VT" +Does Starks really help anyone win now at this point?,If you are still in the playoffs trying to win he probably helps more than Jackson +What'd you expect? Fucking wrapping paper lmao,"Nah it would be more appropriate to dress the geniuses as elf's the technicians as snowmen and the manager can dress as tim cook dressing as Santa Claus, Now that'll hit the christmasy standards." +You know they would just complain about not getting assigned a hot wife.,"i've already had sex with this one so she's not a virgin any more, why can't i have another wife????" +missing an hour of class isn't going to cause them to fail school,But they're wasting our tax dollars! +Graffiti Simulator,"Expected a penis to be drawn on the wall, I am thoroughly disappointed." +"Mike Pence believes in creationism, and he wants to teach that to your kids in public schools","But remember everyone, if you criticize the Trump administration in anyway, you are salty that he won!" +"With desync though, this addition would quickly dissolve into a clusterfuck of delayed or early explosions.",VELOSyncTM mate +I guess your right. However every time I tell myself this I just feel like I would regret it. But I just really don't want to wait any longer.,"Think about the hours, if not days, of playing your favourite games you missed out on because you've always been waiting for a better deal." +DC Has 'No Current Plans' For a Frank Cho Wonder Woman Project,"Too bad, he drew her with a great a......armor I meant armor" +"The problem is, the good parts only work when the bad parts are there. Trump specifically said he wants to keep in the rule that you can not exempt a pre-existing condition. That only works if everyone is forced to buy insurance when they're still healthy. If you can buy health insurance only when you need to see a doctor, why would any healthy person pay for health insurance? That means the pool will have fewer healthy people, and the insurance company will fail. Period. Insurance only works if you have healthy and sick people in the same pool. If you don't force people to buy insurance, you get a rate increase because the company pays out more than it takes in. Trump leaving that part in would *actually* be worse than what we had pre-obamacare because it would mean the failure of nearly every insurance company in America as healthy people drop their coverage.",I bet everyone would be really really upset to see the health insurance companies fail. +I have a massive vein in my dick that would probably be my first choice if I did drugs anyway,"I've used it shooting heroin before, it's a good one" +Rogue One: A Star Wars Story Trailer #3 (2016),I'm looking forward to watching every single person from these trailers die in heroic fashion. +Lol where do you live?,Obviously not where you live. +"Of course! I must be racist because how could I, let alone anyone, reject such an offer?",So obviously racist. +I was actually told this in freshman year. BY THE FUCKING SEX ED TEACHER. Thankfully i've got the slightest bit of sense.,i was told this too like in high school by the teachers wtf. +"A lot of stations are against food deliveries, be it personal or by store - A gift card is likely a better idea. Or just a few bucks in cash, because it can be spent anywhere, unlike a gift card.",I think you'd be hard pressed to find a Dept that would take cash. +religion is so crazy right?,"Insane is a better word for it , and much more descriptive of the actual problem." +Trump will look so old after he becomes president. I don't think he will like that as well.,Trump will die or will not run for a second term. +Hillary's Campaign Team,Well of course - because everyone knows only racists will vote for Trump. +Dennis Schroder Plays 1-on-1 with Mike Budenholzer's Son,So that's how Dennis manage to take Teague's minutes from last season +"Outdoor adventure activities in Melbourne? Hello from Seattle! I will be spending 3 weeks based out of Melbourne visiting my sister in January. When traveling I traditionally try to find sorts of adrenaline-pumping activities in each city I visit. Any recommendations? Ideas may include or be similar to: shark diving, bungee jumping, paragliding, etc... I have googled but I am looking for specific recommendations! Thank you so much!","There are parkour classes held around Southbank occasionally, might be worth checking out" +"How many diamonds do you guys have? I just got my first one about an hour ago, Cupid. The double worshippers this weekend and last weekend (or was it the weekend before that?) have helped a lot.","3 Neith (Shoot),Loki (Me) and Ao Kuang (A real diamond)" +What a terrible singing voice.,What a great critique! +People on r/all keep saying the picture of trump holding up the lgbt flag is shopped. Here's the video.,But CNN told me Trump is gonna lock up all the homos REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE +Well of death,Link is dead? +It won't.,Feelsbadman +"Yeah come on, everyone is too hard on Mike pray the gay away Pence.",Mike AC/DC for the LGBT Pence +You want to know the greatest part!? All I hear is 'but but but ... ' and than some *assumed* 'but but but' logic to convince me otherwise. Don't care. voting for Trump. And there are millions like me! I like seeing you Clinton supporters getting nervous ... I LOVE it,Isn't he polling at his worst yet? +"Sorry, sarcasm doesn't translate well over text...","Fair enough, just miscommunication I guess." +"Not even progressive. Just saying all of the leaks have been incredibly one sided... Pretty much the opposite of what you said. I care about the implications of having one side completely exposed and having almost nothing about the other. To say that the RNC is completely clean is just naive. Just worried that with a R House, Senate, and POTUS this could mean a lot of behind the scenes string pulling.",Google Collateral Murder. +This UK mountie won't take any of your 'old flannel',"Surprised he let him off, I would have wanted to see him get arrested." +"I don't understand how people are commenting that they respect this yelling...look how bold he is...look how passionate he is..blah, blah. Have you guys ever played any form of organized ball...pick up? Everyone hates the guy screaming at teammates -- it's idiotic at best...and detrimental at worst because it leads to that guy being tuned out. And you can even see it with the warriors---oh, that's just draymond being draymond. Smh",Good lord let me guess you are a part of the everyone gets a trophy generation who needs safe spaces? +"Clearly, Mexico was invaded by the United States.",I'd like to imagine that it was a mutual agreement. +"You think mayo on fries is wrong, but you use mayo instead of butter in your sandwiches",Por que no los dos? +Team Secret And Team NP both in Grand finals Now we can see who is Left and who is Right. Puppey or EE Let the Secret and Anime battle begin.,one of them is facing wings one of them isnt +Saw this shared on a feminist friend's timeline. Are the SJWs moving to using memes after this?,"Seeing how powerful memes can be, not to mention the memes with frogs and gorillas, I don't see why not." +"Okay guys, I'm pretty sure he's 19...",Or a good actor... +"Soros has a game plan. Let's figure it out. My guess is he creates riots for weeks and then does a repeat of ferguson: using a riot to disguise a murder. Those electoral college votes are his target I'm sure of it. Bribery, intimidation, etc. how do we cut him off?",I hope his bank runs dry by thay time or fully exposed. +Devil in a New Dress,Boom +sorry posted in wrong subreddit,can't even keep his card game subs straight /facepalm +"I mean, the game has no end date. There's no point in asking why havent/when will we get this particular hero! There is literally unlimited time for them to appear. Tons of heroes haven't shown up, and Therazane is one of the less important ones. Lothar, Ner'zhul, Durotan, Ogrim Doomhammer, Arthas, Tyrande, Kael'Thas and innumerable secondary but important characters from WoW, like Grimtotems, Saurfang, etc. Are yet to be seen.",We already have Doomhammer. +"I personally recommend just alcohol, the hard drugs send you off the deep end a bit too much",Sorry should have put a +"For the good of my blood pressure, I'm going to force myself not to remember.",It must feel great to have that privilege. +anybody in Legendary that finished a cycle with no Legendary Chest and Epic Chest? so I'm in my second cycle now and I haven't received either of them? I'm in 4k so I'm pretty sure I didn't drop from legendary arena and therefore I should be guaranteed an LC and EC every cycle. anyone going through the same experience?,One of the cycles will always have an epic chest while the other will only have the levendary chest. +I don't think any order is correct.,"Most people recommend release order, pretty much the only way you can take it all in(although I started with KH2 and got really weirded out as a kid.)" +Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Sitting in front of a nother employers desk for another interview,Still job hunting. +This Frustrates me..,What am I missing that's so frustrating here? +Dad,Trying to forget you +I think as the baby boomers enter their elderly years we're gonna see more and more of this shit.,"Sadly, I think you're right, especially as their cognitive functions begin to diminish." +No I refuse to notice that :-),"Sorry, that was for the dickhead, not you." +I wonder what got in the way of that?,It was the muslim terrorists +Rad. Fuckin rad. Thanks for this.,This captures my feelings about this perfectly +My 9 yr old met a girl his age at an open house and we could tell there was an immediate connection. We asked him about it when we left...,"Damn, a 9 year old gets more attention from girls than me." +"He'a entitled, the hag has no choice but to camp, especially after the doors are open, but if your teammates really tried to save you no amount of tunneling would have killed you because you can physically stop her from downing your teammates. She has to commit FOUR autos + no enhanced recovery to down someone. This is the same person who got annihilated by a R1 P3 billy with 3 rank20s and everyone had no good perks on coldwind farms (except the billy who had 4 good perks) and said the flick needs to go. They're absurdly anti-killer.",and the type of people the devs listen too. +*Hillary lost the popular vote.* How do you even respond to this claim? This is cult level delusion. She won the popular vote.,Not if you ignore California which shouldn't be counted because it disagrees with me and is too liberal for my tastes! +"It's the Silver Age Showcase Presents. 10/10 highly recommend But I just thought it was so funny that Flash, of all books, had a newer DC logo",Thank you! +"After Bitcoin, what is the second most important cryprocurrency in existence? Why?","fedcoin :) Is endless, it's free (only for some), is controlling every aspect of your life, is enslaving you for many generations..." +"Removed it. I removed the other one. Someone snuck it into a list of stuff they wanted to add in the comments, and I copy pasted, but missed the other Behringer. It's shit!",It really is! +"If they're all spies (and if you're as legit as you claim), then expel all US diplomats, and shutter every embassy + consulate in the country.",This actually would make a lot of sense if you are high on fentanyl +Have fun while waiting for you Awakening Bladers !! Reposting since people might have forgotten about it (not mine),But i play maehwa! +"GDP per capita... In 2002 we had a GDP per capita of $20,000USD. In 2012 we had a GDP per capita of over $67,000USD! You guys feel 3X+ richer yet?",What exactly do you think gdp is? +"Why do you consider me entitled for wanting to do mythics with people around my ilvl? Do you not think it's more entitled for someone at 820 to expect to be grouped with a bunch of 845+? Do you know what's going to happen in that group? The guy at 820 is going to end up with 80%+ of the gear in that run, because most of the stuff that drops, the 845's can't use anymore.",instead you vendor that 80%. +The CEO of PepsiCo said she doesn't want Trump supporters as customers. Here's a list of what Pepsi owns. Boycotts have been obliterating company stocks lately.,Great I needed to stop my MLG career anyway. +"Site not working out Throwaway, and not mentioning country or sector. Got my site a few weeks ago, but I feel that I'm not a good fit. It's not comfort issues I have a problem with, Conditions of hardships are what I expected, but without getting into specifics (I'd prefer not be identified in any way), the site is not a place where I can use the skills I have, and the skills needed to be successful in that particular site, while possessed by some PCVs, are almost certainly not possessed by me. People keep telling me to cheer up and stick it out and it frustrates me because PC has an environment where it is not ok to not be ok if that makes sense. Someone loves a site=great! Someone thinks there is a problem=no, you just need to adjust. Some of my fellow PCVs have been great listeners, but some just say I need to deal with it (and yet they all have sites that I'd kill for). I have a set of skills, but none can be brought to bare at my site, but they could easily be at others. I'm getting stressed to the point I shake. Plus, even more frusterating, another PCV wants to leave their site for different reasons. We talked and we agreed I would be perfect for the site based on my skills (they would not be well suited for my site either, and might ET). They said they would mention my name to their RM (differnet than mine). I'm talking to my RM, then TD, and will carry this to my CD if necessary. Any thoughts? Its not simple sight envy, if I'm going to give two years of service, I at least need quality of work. I love my country so far, and it has mostly been a great program up till now.",Sounds like you're taking the right steps +bronze V vs challenger. litearlly the worst vs the best. that is some fucked up matchmaking right there. im not even sure how it works. I was on my silver 2 smurf (well it was silver 2 last season with low gold mmr at best) and I won 3 or 4 straight placements even when paired with d5/d4 on both teams. (some games had as high as d2) and even after winning 7/10 and winning most of those games paired with diamond level players I was placed silver 1? like how the fuck does this system calculate? does it just place random players together and then randomly place you regarldess of results?,"Dont worry, it will even itself out" +And with Micro&Soft it tends to turn all of your clothes blue whenever its least convenient...,you could say it happens ... out of the blue +Yea my Halloween costume this year is a Trump supporter. I can't think of anything scarier I'm glad I don't live in America.,"That's a hilarious idea, I would steal it but living in America i'd be too embarrassed that people might actually think I'm being serious." +"Guys, I'm legitimately scared.","Great idea, let's start a civil war where people who require trigger warnings on novels go up against freedom loving gun owners." +"As John is aware, more than 20 countries including the Vatican have released top secret papers discussing extraterrestrial incidents on Earth over many years. The US has NOT participated in Disclosure, yet...",Wh...where can i see the top secret Vatican documents? +"My family knows I'm a Waldorf hippie. From me and papa bear he got wooden toys, silk scarves, and nice clothes. From my family he got every single plastic flashing singing toy fisher price makes. And worst of all they asked to open them all so he could play with them right away. So no returning. Donation bin.",What's a waldorf hippie? +"What's crazy is we have literally had a legitimate shot at winning every single game except maybe the Chiefs game. I didn't get to see that one because I was traveling. This team has played bad, really bad at times but they could and should have a much better record than they do.",Thanks Jim +Why you should never block an exhaust pipe,But what about all those disappointed people out there that are dying to try this out? +Yet it's crystal clear in Bruce Wayne's memory.,That's a rich burn +I mean.... two out of three are pretty tempting.,"Yeah, I'm not a huge syrup fan myself." +I'm a Log magnet.,Ouh +"People keep saying that wintrading is a thing, but honestly these two guys are skilled. Just look at that poison!",P O S I T I V E E L I X E R T R A D E +"Drum and bass is all the same A close friend of mine decided to pull that quote out on me, help me prove him wrong with a pair of epic dnb songs :P",Emily's smile by Commix +Holy fuck all he did was chuck a beer people are acting like he fucking bombed the place or something. You guys would be shitting yourself if you have been to a real football match.,How are you okay with this kind of behavior? +"I don't have my cellphone anymore that the account is linked too, but I do know everything about my rs account :(","if you actually know everything a recovery will work, did for me" +i think i got some good gums,Lmao nice dude +Are you ready to get teamkilled next week for picking the new ops?,"no, I'm on PC." +The difference is that that doesn't actually happen. The false accusations are actually happening.,"Really, I guess you missed the gigantic thread about 22 Minutes horrible attempt at humour?" +Who is that horrifying man in the shot,Latin Skulls Tattoo Shop +Twelve hours? Wouldn't your dick just be a bloody stump by the end? This sounds like a poor idea..,To shreds you say? +"Oh, but there is. Please Dex, anyone but them.","Oh stop it, Stop with the clickbait garbage headlines, and wait til he signs with a team before determining its the darkest timeline" +What's a word that everyone mispronounces?,Pleacerville is apparently pronounced PLUH-sir-ville not PLACER-ville +I want a Fantastic Four reboot in the MCU in a future phase. Marvel and Fox need to make some sort of deal and put aside there differences and make this happen. The Fantastic Four are amazing characters with amazing villains and stories that need to be seen on the big screen and in the MCU. I really hope that there is some talk about them joining the MCU. I have a feeling this year we might hear something if it is true.,"I feel like the soonest we'll hear anything is after Legion and Logan come out next year, since Legion is the beginning of their partnership, and Logan is likely the end of the X-Men franchise" +MRW all the stressful things stack up and cause my body physical pain.,"Like tensions resulting in muscle aches, kind of thing?" +nagrereklamo na napakapilosopo ko daw eh mga walangyang mga tanong o sinasabi kasi yan. halimbawa person 1: nasaan kaya nilagay yung leche flan? ako: baka nandun sa washing machine.,malay mo naman minicrowave para mainit +Mark Cuban is Jewish,So he's not white then? +"Just curious. I was a little too young to give a shit about politics then, but how do you all feel about George W. Bush now that it's been almost a decade?",Globalist trash. +Now that's a proper British fight that. Good show chaps,Look at the title of the video again. +Is this loadout illegal in your coutry?,#stolen valor +Aether Spirits cloak,That necromancer from that one comic's left arm. +Sorry living in Michigan with its corrupt government and 3rd world roads. No thanks,My favorite part is how Niles has won multiple awards for its water and then down the road is Flint... +I apologize,Eu dude saying big sorry nothing unusual here hehexd +Imagine if Trump was defeated by a Muslim.,"No, Obama can't run for a third term." +"Well, college is free or minimally expensive in many other countries, and less expensive than in the US in most. It's very much a possibility, not the unreachable utopia you're making it out to be.","Yeah, commie loser countries." +How much kief could chief keef chief if chief keef could chief kief?,fuck +645k Dab,Cringe! +Don't ruin my boner,It enhanced mine +THANK YOU FOR USING HYPHENS INSTEAD OF THOSE CUNTS THAT WRITE IT AS A WHOLE WORD,"MAKES SENSE TO ME, THOSE WHOLE WORDS ARE TOO HARD TO READ!" +"What's the best site/company to make sweaters/t-shirts with prints on? Hey all, I would like to start making designs and printing those om clothes, what would be the best site or company to do this? Also if any of you have already done this would you please share some advice? Thanks in advance :)",Find a local shop that can do this for you +"She's interim, she's leaving in January.","That's what the corrupt, big donor Dems WANT you to think!" +"Which is best: live birth, pouch babies, or egg-laying? What makes your preferred option superior? Not giving birth is off the table because it would obviously win.",I'd be happy to lay eggs. +FUT UNITED starts in 35 minutes. Last Crash Warning. SELL SELL SELL,SELL SELL SELL +"Content machen. Komm irgendwie net ohne aus seit fast 10 Jahren. Interessiern tuts eh fast keinen, aber mir gehts besser \o/",Welche Art von Content? +Excuuuuuuuuuse me?!?!?!?,lmao that username +Can we draft coaches?,BUT CAN THAT COACH PLAY LB? +Womens' names.,Examples? +"Hate to be that one American guy, but it's spelled _flavor_.",Learn to love the Queen's English and repent you filthy heathen! +wtf are u doing running it 3 times...,Because our defense is so solid +give him wheels,Kilrogg take the wheel! +"Good gear is worth the cost, though... It's all that stands between your soft, squishy body and an ice cold puck. Or just the ice. Which I guess is how they get away with charging so much.",Strong men build up pick calluses and then don't need chest protectors +"When in Rome, act like a Roman. Sure, men have the right to wear speedos in American public swimming areas (as far as I know at least), but don't expect Americans to like it. It's just a fact that the general population here are discomforted by looking at near naked men, so if you're gonna wear speedos, get ready for the stink eye.","Fair enough, that's a good response." +Christian Mccaffrey anyone?,I really like dalvin cook but he's probably a 1st next year +Be sure to keep your American ps store account and your ps plus. The JP ps store is terrible for sales and ps plus offerings.,Thanks for the tip! +"There's nothing wrong with liking music, movies, games etc. from a by-gone era. Just don't be a pretentious douchenozzle with a superiority complex who acts like they're better than everyone else because you like these things and acknowledge that they had shitty movies, music and games in the past as well. Plus take off your rose colored glasses and realize that the past had plenty of flaws as well.",He's saying some people here act pretentious in the other direction +"What is your one rule for the draft next season? As a lot of our seasons have come to a close, what is something that you avoid doing in the draft next season. I'll start: Drafting Doug Martin in the 2nd. Or at all for that matter.","Not drafting Reed, Olsen, or Gronk at where they'll likely go." +That we'll see. Doggies or kitties?,I like both! +"Slevin: Listen, I've been hearing that a lot lately... The Rabbi: [interrupting] My father used to say: The first time someone calls you a horse you punch him on the nose, the second time someone calls you a horse you call him a jerk but the third time someone calls you a horse, well then perhaps it's time to go shopping for a saddle.",i use this all the time! +A lot of the extra quests are just gathering quests though. There's really not that many additional hunting quests.,"Still, *more contents*" +"Fine, how about Toskala?",Martin Gerber? +"Nah he just said he didn't feel comfortable exchanging numbers. He didn't flat out stop talking to me, but I could tell something changed in how he talked to me. Interestingly, we ended up at the same party a month later and we completely ignored each other.",Haha wow.. people are weird +So we shouldn't have a problem with Jason just because you feel bad for the kid that died?,lolwat +Krampus (2015) Opening Scene - Possibly the greatest opening to any Christmas movie ever.,Can't beat the opening from Scrooged. +Hopefully there aren't progress-halting functions in the game like *Entralink* and *Underground*. We can't really hack them out this time.,There is Refresh which is pokemon amie 2.0. +Former Premier League Referee Mark Halsey: ...I have been told to say I have not seen an incident,The incident in question will be found in an hour. +"I'm sorry PSU, 39 will not cut it by the Rutgers shutout Index. You have been eliminated from playoff contention.",I love how they definitely could have shut them out by 46 and chose not to out of respect. +Those are perfect. Never get implants. Big tits are way over rated.,"Hers are lovely, but a large set is Not overrated." +"if you are a white man and nothing else here applies to you, congratulations, you won the lottery.",And the fact that you decide to turn yourself into some martyr instead of using your good fortune to help others who are not shows your true character. +"Infinite Warfare supports PS4 Pro... out of the box? Confirmation of a 2016 release date, then?",Yes +We also had LeSean McCoy instead of Fred Jackson.,and Charles Clay instead of Scott Chandler +We are about to give up 50 points to the Titans guys.,just got to execute better +Who will die exactly besides Trump's domestic terror cells?,"His businesses, I hope." +Guess they shoulda fucking voted then huh?,But it's so much easier to say I told you so no matter who wins +I'm Heated.,This is one of my favourites - and is that a price tag in the corner or like an item number? +"Short, catastrophic discharge, fireball- just words people make up to ruin my fun.",That doesn't sound like ruined fun at all :) +I agree. ROTS was my favorite,"I'd have to say that my top three are Empire, ROTS, then Rogue One." +"He kept circling around the same block, I lasted about three rotations.",He's tryna get in shape man +December Update Patchnotes,"Dice for the love of a holy god, please put the damn Operations on a server!" +Well nuclear power plants sure didn't help.,"Yeah, they should have just kept burning more and more coal." +Battery storage is a cheaper way to balance the grid than having excess generating capacity.,Which is why everyone is building huge battery banks. +"As the Preamble to the United States Constitution states, a government is needed to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity.","I believe not having the climate deteriorate falls into the promote general Welfare and also secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our posterity, hard to have liberty for our Posterity if those future generations wont come to be." +Since I freed Lautrec... ...I didn't know what he was on all about. Now I know that he just took the whole try holding with both hands too seriously.,"Try kicking, then, amazing ring" +What are your favorite books on the business of acting?,Respect for Acting by Uta Hagen and An Actor Prepares by Constantin Stanislavsky. +I'd argue its not gay because she looks and identify as a lady. A gay man wouldnt be attracted to her.,"I'm a gay man, would fug" +"I am not impressed with the lack of Dojo in this episode. Ya know I like Cody fine in the segments where he's hanging with his girlfriend or buddies but whenever the topic of Dominic comes up he honestly sounds like the most stereotypical meathead I can imagine. Lastly, I like Amanda and Ronda so at this point I'm just hoping for a great fight",What we need is a spin-off series on Fight Pass involving Dom and Dojo +"I wonder, what actually gave Funko the idea to paint bb-8 gold chrome, put him on a giant stand, and put him in a glass dome?",$ +"I have requested tax return transcripts several times. Maybe you are having this problem because the IRS has your address with different abbreviations. For example when I use 1234 1st street the IRS gets and error, but when I spell it 1234 1st St it goes through.",I'm typing it exactly how it is on my tax return document or whatever it is +Can we talk about the best joke in Star Wars You have got to be kidding me. I am blind.,Are you kidding me? +Wish the guy in front of me today knew this,"When I walk in to order, they seem to serve the drive through customers ahead of the walk in ones." +"Oh, exactly. I wasn't trying to imply that it is a bad thing. You definitely want that feel for your series. The trick is being able to change it enough so people go ooo the changes! but not enough so they don't recognize the franchise anymore...but that is very difficult.","Considering how people on this thread were calling titanfall a CoD clone, I would think it's impossible for CoD to be similar yet different." +"You are, more or less.",*more or fewer. +Fox news is on its own side. It is not a journalist organisation but an extension of the right wing of politics.,"If only FOX could demonstrate the objective journalistic integrity displayed by CNN and the NYT during the election, right?" +Mark Petrick is overrated,nah +No one could ever hope to top Halo's original Mannequin Challenge,Chief had to ruin it at the end... +"It's not that there isn't enough guns, it's that they all look like Nerf toys.","I think the idea is that they are 3D printed exteriors around standard inner workings of more common guns, but yeah they do kind of all look like toys" +Man someone suggest something to eat Im biut to head to the bar and i cant decide for shit right now Sushi? Chicken wings? Mexican? Etc,McDonald's +"Well when Trump sees a small gathering in Canada, he is sure to resign....","Yes, of course, because that is what I am saying." +What sorts of Presidential Debate snacks are you preparing? I need some suggestions.,I ate uncooked crushed up ramen noodles with spicy chicken noodles. +What are the chances....?,Low elemental gold star No gz +in,Juices +"Hmm, well I dont think they will be able to find out who the perpetrator was, but if there is ONE thing we know for absolute certain, its that Donald Trump is the cause of this. He has been responsible for the surge in hate crimes across the globe. Sure, there is no direct evidence of a rise in hate crimes beyond unverifiable and anecdotal evidence, sure some might say the President-elect has less impact than a persons parents and upbringing, but I am here to tell you that if you disagree, your a racist and part of the problem.",You forgot a +HAHAHAHAHA! Love it. They are losing their minds.,"Oh no, President Elect Trump is judging on merit and loyalty, Can't have that!" +"Grown children of Reddit, at what age did you stop playing with toys?",been playing will my willy since i was 11 and ain't stopping anytime soon +Hope people don't try to take his win and this tournament seriously. Gj to Esam though for winning.,Esam and pika are definitely top 5 now +"very nice form, slavs would approve",old asian men would approve too +Harry Giles hasn't even played in college and made it into this thread.,Duke basketballs been on tv tho so hes kinda in peoples minds just cus some of us are also huge college basketball fans +It doesn't replace jobs it only makes the people already working more efficient. But when a single person is so efficient that he can do alone the job of ten thousand...,"Not sure how many times I have to say this but, heavier then air travel is impossible." +The Jays own upstate NY,Western NY is Yankee territory...for some reason. +I feel like the warrior version of Kormac. VALOROUS!,"YOU WERE A VALAJAR, JONDAR" +Short Theory about AS at DF's Cypher,Maybe it Stands for another shitpost +Oh. But if I use my account will I get the trophy?,"Yes, you will" +You vs the guy (compilation),You forgot zap and lightning. +I think understand. I need to get rid of the girlfriend and date the gym instead? For maximum gains.,"Well, I'm saying that if you treated your girlfriend the way you treat the gym, (Not seeing her regularly, not making her feel that she's important to you, only seeing her a couple times a week in the odds and ends of time, between everything else, when you can fit her in), You wouldn't be making as many relationship gains as you'd like, now would you?" +I am clearly a good GM,I guess in 2017 we convert to Zimbabwe currency... still better than what's happened in 2016 +"Defense letting a bills team with literally no one but tyrod get into a shootout with us. Absolute trash d, easily worst since 2011. They're a sieve and they are going to hurt us in January.","Slow your roll there, champ." +How about you make an effort to see things from other peoples perspectives instead of just calling them stupid?,"That would require actual tolerance and empathy, not the superficial kind." +"Clinton Reportedly Hates Drinking Water, Leading To Dehyration At 9/11 Event","If I can't trust you to know that the human body needs water, how can I trust you with nuclear launch codes?" +Holy shit that dude just killed Hillary.,One can dream +A lot of these aren't.,There were a couple of pictures of old signs that are still up. +No its not. Overpass is generally 9-6. Mirage is 10/5 11/4,Myth denied by HLTV. +"My phone has a 4k camera, am I approved?",Not enough research material present to make a proper conclusion. +Report: Trump was unfamiliar with the scope of the president's job when meeting Obama,Shocker +"Brad Jaffy: NBC News|SurveyMonkey Poll: Who won the 2nd debate? Clinton 44, Trump 34, Neither 21 (Conducted Monday, Oct. 10)",But what about the drudge report poll? +Trump says he's 'fine' with legalization of same-sex marriage,Donald Trump: Flip-flopping at the speed of light on literally every issue (and even doing so MULTIPLE times on the same issue on SEVERAL occasions) since day 1. +"Not true in the slightest, there are numerous bots capable of completely replacing middle class decision based jobs. We now have programs that can preform paralegal work, write articles, create art, draft business forms, design floor plans etc. Even my job as a computer engineer isn't safe as I was able to automate a good chunk of my casual programming by creating a bot that write tedious code. Believe me when I say no ones job is safe.",What about EE's? +So THAT'S why they've been calling me that!,Soros cancelled Chuck on NBC. +*And he doesn't get impeached,"Who would impeach him, Repubs control everything now?" +Where's I_Fap_To_Sombra when you need her?,Did you just assume their gender? +"Sick, how are those UAs in the right? I have some speed form running shoes and they're amazing",What makes you think they're reps? +"My favorite experience was sharing water, and seeing a dust devil swirling behind, as soon as he handed max the canteen back, my new friend exploded into a million bloody chunks. Max's stoic expression said I've seen some shit",Max's stoic expression said The animators never planned for this! +Giuliani: no conflict in Trump kids running dad's business,I'm sure he'd say the same thing about Chelsea running the Clinton Foundation in he reverse scenario. +I merged Kevin Steen's face with Kevin Owens' face,TIL Kevin Steen + Kevin Owens = Kevin Owens +"Credit scores are kind of weird when it comes to credit lines. If you have a low five figure limit, it's generally very good. If you're approaching a $100k limit, your score might actually go down a little because you could suddenly get yourself into a TON of consumer debt.",100k combined between cards or is that a single card? +its too easy on rs3...literally none of the monsters on ape atol are aggresive,"I just did the quest a couple days ago, the monkeys will kick you back into the jail cell, but nothing else hurts you other than the cave since it's typeless unblockable damage." +/thread you are too pussy and are afraid to do but talk shit at the same time. Nothing to see you are the same kind of person who wouldn't dare to look into the direction of me or other non-white friends of mine for longer than 5 seconds.,Whatever helps you sleep at night mate. +"I item stacked Blademaster and put Bloodlust on him, then killed all your workers. Am I pro yet?",Git gud op. +I'm so mad they took it off Canadian Netflix.,Hopefully it comes back with Shomi shutting down +I agree but this felt so staged it was just cringy.,"Seriously, if his shtick is ranting before cameras are supposed to be rolling why the fuck is he looking at the camera?" +Fine then. They need to stop bitching about feeding poor children people since they're gonna continue this shit.,"Duh, you just not supposed to have sex if you can't afford a kid, which you shouldn't even be using contraception for anyway, since Jesus will give you kids when he wants." +I wouldn't say no to $40. It's still money.,Peasant. +And he can't even see where he is going.,"Meh, vision is over rated!" +NA Miata best Miata,"But regardless, Miata is always the answer." +"QC35 won't turn off... Hi, I can't turn off my QC35 headphones... No matter what I do with the power button, the light stays green and the noise-cancelling stays active. This happened for the first time a couple of days ago and today I have figured out WHY it happened. I was watching a movie on my Macbook Air in the train and my QC35s were connected to it. I close and put the laptop away and take my phone (NOKIA Lumia 925), I turn the bluetooth on and slide the power button to switch to the phone. After a few unsuccessful attempts and a few turning off/on the headphones, it finally connects and starts playing music from my phone. Keep in my mind that my laptop was next to me, in sleeping mode but I think the bluetooth kind of stays on. I get home and try to turn the headphones off, nope. There's nothing I can do to turn them off except wait for the battery to drain. They're still connected to my phone but even if I disconnect it, they won't turn off... What should I do ?","It's a defective unit, take it to a Bose store or contact Bose support and it'll be replaced" +"Screwing with Keemstar is fun and all, but what the actual fuck here?",Anyone got a mirror on the image? +"I mean, a fouls a foul","Unless it's a Zaza driving your head into the court, that is." +"But don't you see, we have a dick so we're naturally superior! Amen!","A-MEN, not a-WOMEN!" +I heard they are shit,They are in their own niche. +It's almost like nobody cares as much as reddit.,It's almost like it's almost like is a phrase used by condescending jackasses. +He's hardly going to show up for work.,I'm hoping he becomes known as the part time president. +"Well you're all using English, so there's that.",MURICA! +i dunno if you're serious but thats literally the difference between white and black. white objects reflect all colors of light and black objects absorb all colors of light.,Of course I am serious. +LEGIT FOOD REVIEW - Dumpster Chicken (Ft. H3H3),i was honestly surprised at how edgy he is and that he actually ate that. +Just as Morgan's teacher died after passing the teachings to Morgan. Everything has a return.,Circle of life +"I do too - who needs a handgun, exactly? Everyone's managed fine without one since 1997 or whenever the ban was implemented.","We need it for when the people are denied brexit, REVOLUTION." +What object would be the most humiliating to get murdered with?,Stabbed to death by a plastic spoon. +"I didn't know that, sorry. Advantage of running noscript and adblock, I guess.",No problem.I just figured I'd point it out to those that don't have an adblock +"Anyone can tell me if the opposite gender protagonist from the one picked appears in an NPC capacity at any point? And, between either their files or the game proper, do the protagonists have any canon names?",[the other gender playable character makes no appearance in game] +Shanks out for ol stabby,"Fucking hell, no i can't take the fucking meta FUCKKKKK OL' STABBY'S COMING." +"Mural in my small town, we've come a long way...",is that houma la? +"Frankly I don't care how it is done, it needs happen. These criminals need to leave. They can try legally down the road, but we cannot give these people citizenship.",You better roll up your sleeves Mauser793. +"Nothing beats a turn 6 Deathwing, except Babbling Book into Polymorph.",But you need to have world champion's talent to pull such a high skill cap play like that. +"their strats rely too heavily on stewie making plays. When stewie struggles, the whole team struggles. Also, ska has no impact on t-side with awp. C9 was literally playing 4 vs 5 in every t-round. I think ska should just rifle on most of the t-side and be a bait for the other guys.",Screw giving ska an ak have you seen this guy with a tec 9? +"He is mallu male. Default not allowed in our sub, unless he brings one Penn kutty with him. Stag entry not allowed for Mallu men in our sub",Kek +I want to beleive.,But my wallet doesn't +I just pulled him. The thing is I already got another one. Is a second worth building?,Luck tag plz +"My Leo and Juno say hello. As a reference point, I haven't been clearing DB10 for even 3 weeks yet.",Chiwu and Leo are great Nat5's are you guys crazy? +"Gee, its almost as if the *season* pass only lasts for the *season*...",If only they made it clear on the description of the season pass that it was only for that years content. +They can't bump cuz they can't keep up XD,omg xDDDDDDDDDDD +"Perfect example why liberals lost, and why we will continue to lose. :/ But keep protesting and insulting everyone that we will need on our side in future elections.",Conservatives won the election because they never insult anyone. +Mujhe bhi aisi kismat chahiye. Mere saamne bhi koi amir successful ladki aa jaye and fas bhi jaye. Saalon baad main movie bhi aaon uski wajah se. Chill jivan. Sukhi jivan,Username checks out +Good Guy Police Chief,Gee I wonder if hesitating to release the information had anything to with the fact that the suspect is a radical Muslim... +"Don't know why downvotes. It's more or less true. The only top 6 skaters were Hertl, Boedker, and Donskoi, and only Braun from top 4 defense. The Ducks skated something very close to their opening night roster.","which is sad, because most of our forwards belong in the AHL" +It let me just do a check box. Are you human? Check. Done,I had to pick out pictures of store fronts 2 times and then street signs 2 times +"As a worker at McDonalds, I feel incredibly sad that we're not allowed to do this. When she gave you your food for free, she probably payed for it herself, since we aren't allowed to give discounts. I feel so bad when people wait 5 minutes for food and I still make them pay. At Starbucks, if they feel like it, or if you wait more than 5 minutes, they can give it to you for free, but last time I tried that at McD's, I got in big trouble. I'm getting off topic, that's nice that she did that! You deserved it for being so kind!","I give out free shit all the time, never been caught" +"Phoenix1 announces 2017 roster: Ryu, Arrow, Inori, Adrian, zig, and coach Fly",Adrian ruins this team +I left when five years and a mission didn't get James 1:5 to work. Just nothing but silence.,Same. +"Well Atlanta is my home town, so they might be pretty damned good.",Have you heard of Nate Shultz? +Updated Post: Original Garage Photos Still Cast Doubt on Magic Bullet; Objects appear to be in front of/not under Air Compressor,Easy enough AC just shook the crap out of that compressor and Bingo a bullet +The timer is being reduced to 3 minutes. It was confirmed by epi or justin in this subreddit somewhere.,"I'll trust you on that then, So basically the normal setting is now the same as ESL, or is it only the timer that got lowered down to 3 minutes ?" +"How to Spot a Vive User: They're breathing into the microphone It may have to to with the positioning of the mic on the Vive headsets, but 80% of the time I can tell what headset someone is wearing in Altspace or Bigscreen by quality or breathing alone.","It's because the Vive users are working out by moving around in roomscale whereas the Oculus users are sitting still, thus not breathing heavily." +"Don't forget, the Browns passed on drafting him when he came out of college.",Stop they're already dead +What Denuvo Game U R Waiting For The Most ??,"ABZU , I don't really care about shitty AAA ports." +"Plenty of older games aren't made to make use of more than just a single core. Back when League got released, most PCs had two and a minority had four cores so it wasn't really a priority to make their game use multiple cores.",Even still games aren't all that multithreaded +Wait what's a Gary Johnson?,Someone who couldn't poll above 15% :v +China Central Bank is recruiting blockchain experts to develop China's official digital currency.,Professor Bitcorn? +"Does the CHAMPIONS league feature every club champion in Europe in the group stage? There could be qualifying rounds, where smaller nations can qualify to play against bigger nations. Why is everyone focusing so much on semantics?",Because the Champions League and the World Cup are the same tournament. +I end every season with hope. This year it's not blind hope though!,"You probably thought that every year, though." +Guy is not overcompensating at all.,Every partner = various bots trying to scam his credit card number via instant message. +Is that why I haven't rolled a Rodin yet? I need to change professions.,Theres a reason the game is called Investment Bankers && Waifus +Oh my god. I've never loved Reddit more than I do at this very moment,"Darn you, I read your post with melody and meter and I'm pretty sure I pulled something in my brain." +"Kyrie Irving is still good, but not keeping pace with NBA's elite guards.",Wasn't this posted like 2 days ago? +"She was still respectful. I am on your SIL's side here. You behaved in a very immature and boundary stepping way, if I were you I'd apologise to both Maggie and Katie. Please be more considerate next time.","Someone grabs my child, they are being kicked out of my house, at the very least." +Sold out everywhere... Meanwhile in Portugal...,Is this picture taken in the FNAC in Algrave Shopping by any chance? +Our boys do a real good job on not giving up pass interferences,Not that hard when they are basically playing jackpot +"I've been leveling each races to level 20. Oh man, I think i understand why people are so obsessed with this game! Each race with it's own unique story line? I am honestly having so much fun. So far, I completed All of the horde, Pandaran and Night Elf so far. I think Undead story line is my favorite so far. Feelsbad to be that zombie lady who can't accept her death.","I like both horde and alliance, but Silverpine forest hands down has the best storyline." +Or OP was just a terrible lay.,...and made his wife turn gay. +"Always thought sacred tools looked awful, the sprites don't even come close to matching the game. As for the code stealing, doesn't code have to be a certain way to do something? So whether you copy and paste or type it yourself, it will be the same?",That's only a few things that need fixing (usually) You just usually need to change a Namespace or a few item names. +You must be doing well then :),I always thought I'm a horrible jungler xD +everybody else is playing ZIS and im still here enjoying revelations lol trying to join the 100 club.,Playing exo zombies or ZiS is like cheating on a girlfriend of 8 years for me. +Tony 1st team all defense Allen,And don't you young bloods forget it +The worst type of person,so red is a New Jersey plate? +Trump disavowed already numerous times.,But did he use the proper buzzwords? +"Do people really believe it? I wouldn't think the majority of people would. I can't say I have a good idea of what's happening, but it's almost definitely not pneumonia.",But she opened a jar of pickles! +Students walk out of Md. high school to protest Trump,We should give more participation trophies. +Her?,She's really funny +"My first Let It Die fan art, i hope you enjoy!",Awesome work. +"Never trust the British, they are the top suppliers of arms to Syrian rebels and Saudis.","Never trust the Iranians or Russians, they are the top suppliers to the taghut Assad" +lol wtf's up with that stadium?,It's complicated +Guy holding kid on a Hoverboard...,"Fun thing about hoverboards in the UK: not legal on the roads, not legal on the pavements." +Who knows wouldn't surprise me. It would be funny if the muslimes vote to deport the germans to the middle east in the future.,I never really got German humor +Are people using the Nvidia Shield as a controller?,"Nah, I believe that's the Turnigy Evolution." +Always thought I looked weird. Just looking for what others think :3,5/10 my dude +"OMFG if Morgan is off the block and they decide to flip on Jason and it's a tie (Morgan/Justin vote Jason, Khryssie/America vote Danielle) and Shelby gets to be the vote that sends Jason's ass home I would restore all my faith in BBOTT after the shitshow that was AN <3",Justin hates Danielle more and wants that guaranteed ACP. +Im voting for hillary cause she cares about women,Spotted a retard +Already spaghetti,It's ready +In 25 words or less what defined your year of 2016?,Fhritp +What movie describes your sex life?,12 angry men. +Why is there a limit anyway yet in rs3 there isn't? I don't understand,"They use the engine RS used in 07, rs3 has a bigger, better and improved engineso they can do much more stuff." +Motivation from Rocky,"I'm confused, does that mean you should continue fapping even when you don't think you have any more juice?" +Anyone have an astral list? Wanted to start one up.,"2x astral, 28x big booty minions" +The subreddit requirement for these cases is for the OP to provide a crude MSPaint diagram.,updated. +How would refunding some of those endowment fees affect me?,You get money back and won't receive a charitable contribution receipt that you can carryforward for only 5 years on your tax return. +I took this screenshoot from the PS4 PRO.,Wow +"Fletcher is weak and situational guys, the only playable USN ship in the game, let's not imply that it needs to be changed",you forgot your +"Do you guys prefer using LGBT or LGBTQ+ when referring to our community and why? I don't really like using LGBTQ+ because it feels way to long. Also queer and questioning just don't feel like they fit with the rest. It'd be like adding curious or crossdressing to the list, they just feel like weird unnecessary outsiders. I probably wouldn't care if LGBTQ+ was just something that the extreme left(Tumblr) used but hearing Trump the soon to be president use it in a speech, felt pretty weird. But then again I don't know anything about anything, so if you disagree with me could you explain why you prefer to use Q+ over the regular one.",I personally say LGBTQIAPSANDWICH +What should have been done with the Great Wall of China,Lmao before I read your title I was like wow they sure made that look like the Great Wall +F**king Embarassing.... Wait over a week for a patch and they still manage to f*ck it up!!,Damnnnnnnn that suckkkkssssssss +"Possible 2020 Democratic Candidates I personally like Al Franken. (Ironic cause I wasn't the biggest fan of his comedy.) 1. Midwest Roots and has an ability to bring back the white working class former Democrats that other Coastal Democrats lack. Seen as a honest straight-talker and decent person. 2. Undeniable Liberal credentials. The last thing I want is another contentious Democratic Primary battle between the center Left and populist far left that reverberates into the General Election. Franken is one of the few people in the Democratic party that seems to be liked and respected by both groups. 3. He has a respectable history of legislation, but not too long of one where old bills can be dredged up and used against him without context. (Hello 90's Crime Bill.)",The Barack Obama actually born in America... +What about the entire electrical system? The submersion drives salt water into the interior of all the copper cabling. The engine and electronics are like 75% the cost of the boat...,My jeep has been under water multiple times and all electronics work fine. +"He did fail. He learned some lessons and built it all up again. Everybody's just looking for reasons to hate him. They're looking for evidence to validate their claims seeing only a few slightly offensive comments which are only offensive when looked at in questionable contexts. They're being pussies about this whole thing and I for one look forward to the continued bitching from the left over inane bullshit. They lost the election because they based it entirely on emotions and now they're crying chicken little. But you know what's great? After a while people start to ignore the chicken shit's. So keep it up, we'll continue laughing at your tears.","Yep, he started out from absolute 0 once he failed too, I'm sure" +"looking for friends to play with (Blind, aram or flex) Hey buds, recently i realized that playing league alone is not fun at all. I would like to add as many people as possible and just be premade of atleast 3 people whenever i play. Gold 5 last season, i main mid, can play support, terrible in other roles. Just please dont flame and play obviously not working shit like janna jungle. Im looking forward to playing with everyone! **ign: the norn**",I have added you ign Whitemill +"Fake news didn't really matter, because a population stupid enough to believe fake news enough to change votes is a population that obviously isn't doing any research on the candidates beforehand anyways.",yeah so why do anything about it right? +Actually Philippines is feuding with china over a territory right now,because territorial disputes means the two countries can't work on other areas of cooperation +"So basically exactly what he got banned for, refusing to communicate with the team",But how can he not be communicating when he posts a copy paste telling his team what he's doing +BASED BEN DOES IT AGAIN!,Holy shit Meme Magic (proper noun henceforth) is fucking real! +"Can I use a 15 inch spare tyre for 17 inch wheels? I own a 2006 Subaru Impreza and it did not come with a spare tyre. The tyres I currently have are dunlop 205/ 50R 17 89V. My friends said he has a mate, selling a genuine 5 stud spare tyre, 205/ 65R 15. Can I use this this as a spare tyre to drive on for a bit in emergencies?","Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but I think that can ruin a differential." +Not just talking about conquest. Other gamemodes has this problem. Even in conquest it's a problem. If everyone weren't stacking then a lot more fights would be happening.,"Not really, people buy stacking items because they are farming anyway, not the other way around" +Comey. Like anyone should ever listen to anything this fuckwit says after his recent idiocy.,"Funny, people think the same of you." +"Will Hillary fake her own death to hide from the tsunami of backlash she is about to receive from the public? Emails will reveal she armed ISIS, left 4 behind, talked down about minorities and certain people in the elite group. Shes about to piss off 10s of millions.",Err you mean most of the americas and europe.. +Fuck those dams. Lets go back to coal!,**USA USA USA...** +"How do asian(Chinese,Japanese etc.) decide if an Asian woman is attractive?",By the size of their eyes. +"I dont have the schematics, but likely theres different pinouts and voltage requirements, requiring at least a little layout revision, not to mention another regirous set of hardware qa, which has its own set of timelines and roundtripping between qa and hardware design. Not to mention having to qa the software side as well, as they would have some tweening and error correvtion, that need to be reconfigured and tested as w3ll","It supposedly replaces 40 components per sensor, thats a shit ton of simplification right there probably." +Is that a Dalek?,"I think it's a menorah, actually." +It's a three pronged swastika.,Aka not a swastika +What replacement do you suggest? Even if he's in the bottom 5 of kickers. Unless we're confident we can get someone better it's a moot point.,Josh Brown +Open Fire - Lwy Ogmia,*Ognia +Plenty of places to go.,They can go anywhere except in my backyard! +"ear White People, Your Safety Pins Are Embarrassing","Safety pins, thanks Richard Hell, maybe the punk style will come back." +Oh fantastic.. four minute double minor... Fuck me,Yayyyyy now where is my bleach +You joke but that colored matched key FOB is a $600 option.,I just bought some $10 sides... off Amazon +"r\/OutOfTheLoop now auto-deletes questions about the switcharoo. It also auto-deletes anything ending in aroo, like my question about Caitlyn Jenner and the buckle up, Buckaroo line. ^((I got the question undeleted and answered )^)",Why in the world would they delete it isn't that the point of that sub to inform people about shit they are out of the loop about? +How often do you cry?,Not since I was eight +Human for scale,That's a whole hell of a lot of nope. +The first thing it lists is water which is 1 gallon per person per day. Thats a lot of heavy water.,I boil my water down for easier storage +"Developers said that we will be able to get every single streamer skin they gave away. But we will have to pay for them, as paid DLC. FUN!",I don't know if I can shell out $3 for another cosmetic DLC +3 CROWN DRAW!!!,Oh my fucking god! +Does it hurt your back when you try to suck your own dick like that?,u wana get band guy +So far I have unlocked Toad by completing the Missions in My Nintendo tab so your Nintendo account has to be linked to game. If you don't have than just create one and link it. For the other characters I believe you unlock as you complete the game. I know you get Peach when you beat the game. I hope this helps.,Yes thank you! +"Private companies are at least 30 years behind NASA. NASA can design, build and maintain nearly everything close to no budget. NASA should be considered military anyway. Put space lasers in orbit and military bases all over the solar system. Also, private companies get a lot of subsidies from government just to break even. Let NASA be the place for the best and brightest work together. Basically, the Neil Degrees Tyson argument.",whos to say we dont have military bases in space alrdy :P +Can't believe they didn't flag Burfict on that hard hit... Surely it was dirty somehow or another.,you are forgetting +Just got the t87 staff on my ironman! :D,"Totally earnt that, you should be proud" +What is a thing about Reddit any new Redditor should know?,It can be oddly addicting. +25 is rare,YESSS I got one of thoseee +Polan cannot into sex,cannot into vagina. +He's actually just got a basement full of enslaved Dark Tower era Stephen Kings.,"He must also have mountains of cocaine, Xanax, Valium, NyQuil, dextromethorphan, and marijuana in that basement to keep the enslaved Stephen Kings going." +Game Thread: Week 3 - Cincinnati Bengals (1-1) VS Denver Broncos (2-0) [](/CIN)Cincinnati Bengals VS [](/DEN) Denver Broncos Time: 1:00 PM EST *Help the mods by reporting trolls* **Sort by new for up to date discussion.**,He added that second for suspense LOL +I think Fer has a lot of weight in the roster decisions cause he's been on the team for a really long time and for a long ass time he was their star rifler. Now he's a very good consistent player and a top 5 ct side player for sure,"And for what i can tell, Fer and Fallen are very good and old friends so i'll put the two of them as the owners and they have the last say." +"If and when someone says something inaccurate or racist/misogynistic, you counter them. If you know they're civil and open to discussion, meet them where they are and explain why it's hurtful. Appeal to empathy and try to find common ground. If they're not open to discourse, still oppose. Just do it Trump style, and say wrong, nope, still wrong after every slur. If they escalate, shrug and smile. Walk away if you have to. But don't laugh it off, don't pretend they didn't say it. Be a voice of calm reason in the midst of racist nonsense.",Sounds like you're a blast at a party. +Adren bhops,He's no Phoon though. +What are some current things about society that would be right at home in a dystopian novel/world?,"Homeless camps getting raided by SWAT teams in the middle of the night, destroying their tents and few possessions." +Senior banker with BNP Paribas calls for ISIS to rape and decapitate Melania Trump. Deleted Tweets since and claims he's been hacked.,"Man, a lot of celebrity and journalist Twitter accounts have been hacked as of late, huh?" +"Just curious, what's everyone's religious beliefs here? Just curious, we are all centipedes but do any of you practice any religion? MAGA","I believe in the Prophet Muhammad, piss be upon him." +Link? Its very hard to keep with your news.,I'm assuming they're referring to Trayvon Martin. +My first 22,"You might get some flack for the quality of your photos, because I admit I have no idea what sort of .22 that is..." +"My Entry to the Vive Accessory contest, I think it's a shoo-in",What purpose does it serve? +"Without naming the movie, what's the one quote that would give it away?",KEVIN! +Water is 1.50 Milk is 2.00 A rasher of bacon with some eggs is 7.50 :(,Wh... what's a rasher? +"I don't know if I care about attraction, but I do know that he is a really kind person and I would like to do post marital stuff.",IA you make the best decision for you :) +so what's calvin pissing on in your rear window?,"Hillary, obviously." +SAYS THE MAN FROM TEXAS,"HEY NOW, OUR SHEEP HAVE HIGH DENTAL STANDARDS" +"I have no issues with reviewers saying Mafia 3 is bad, but why on earth is IGN reviewing games on a GTX 770? (Screenshot from The Know)","Wait, can a 770 even use dx11?" +Sif <3,We need an Artorias skin for Genji And a Smough one for Rein +"I don't know what's worse: the joke, or the fact that I use iFunny",Por que no los dos? +not likely. Baltimore no longer punishes for bad behavior. That's discriminatory and leads to racial disparities among student suspensions. Not a joke,Disrespect for authority figures and violent behavior is part of a culture and you should leave them alone you nazi russian-backed racist! +"There's no snakes on it, so I agree.","Well that settles that, if they reprint [[Mystic Snake]] as a Masterpiece, I'm making a snakes on a plane deck for Standard" +"But by that point there will be so many more states that abolishing would surely cause some voters to choose another candidate next election cycle, so no governor would want to do that",We can only hope that the momentum of states turning green will persuade both current and future candidates to take a more open stance on marijuana. +"Er, what crimes did she commit?",Pretty sure she had Benjamin Ghazi assassinated +Just appoint Alex Jones head of NSA,Alex Jones is the only one that can stop the jewish conspiracy to turn all of the frogs gay +Santa isn't even real,"Nuh uh, he's white, which is the source of his magic powers" +If only they'd do this... Take my freaking house!,"Yay, I can't wait to buy more useless controllers" +Hillary is the true winner. She won the popular vote but was robbed and cheated out of the presidency by a rigged and outdated system. The same thing happened to Al Gore.,"Okay, what happened when Bush Sr and Little W. won?" +"Pom, def not Rodriguez","Pomeranz didn't do good while he was with you guys, but his overall numbers were good weren't they?" +"Absolutely could be. He's one year removed from a 9.5 WAR season. Another two decent years and he'd be 60+ WAR with several more years left to pitch, a chance at 200 wins and some of the greatest seasons in recent memory peak wise. Needs to hit some counting stats. 480 more strikeouts for 2500, 45 more wins for 200. Both absolutely doable for a 33 year old. If CC has a real shot at age 35, Zack does too, given CC only really has the wins thing going for him over Greinke.",Strikeouts also +"Unix humour is barely funny among people in the know, and even then, they know they're boring.",Sounds like something a luser would say. +You should celebrate by purging inactive friends and inviting plebs ^^^like ^^^me,I do check my friend list often though +Bicycle Thief for me is like a manhood test. If you weep like a baby at the end then you *are* a man.,"If it's anything like the Chinese film of the sameish name, yeah no, I'ma cry" +I wouldn't call ramming a bunch of morons stupid enough to try and block a highway a tragedy...,thats fucked up. +Protesting on a freeway accomplishes nothing. She got what she deserved. It's not disconnect it's an asshole getting just deserts.,Yeah when has nonviolent civil disobedience ever solved anything +Tim Frazier steals the inbound up 1 with 14 seconds left.,And they said Anthony Davis needs help +"countries would sign an agreement that they all would impose a tariff on american products each country would impose their own tariff the country imposes the tariff, a tax, on anyone in that country buying an american product so if a french guy wanted to buy an iphone, it would cost more, and the extra tax would go to the french government if a canadian guy wanted an iphone, same thing: the canadian govt would collect a tax this would make american goods more expensive and less competitive what they would do with the money? anything they want the point is to punish america for not dealing with climate change","Yeah that won't be wasted, abused, misappropriated, or embezzled while we all wait for a solution that never comes." +"no, icefrog has to keep it a secret or he'll get a lot of harassment, both positive and negative, either way stressful/dangerous. he's gotta be like batman, by day he is a washington billionaire working for valve corp, by night he is OSfrog, terror of the balance",Positive harassment sounds like an oxymoron +all 3 of them are viable in comp tho? so their design works well,yes but they have extremely low winrate in pubs. +"Is SkyUI a thing in SSE yet? If not, no deal :)","No SKSE yet, so definitely no SkyUI." +This mossy rock looks like a tropical island,I need a banana +Non-Vics have been stealing Victorian customs and traditions for 150 years. Get over it!,Is this FTP again? +Jay's face just looks like he's having an internal dialogue bout how he didn't order this but fuck it he gonna eat.,I was thinking it looked like he is very aware of the fact that he can't do anything without someone snapping a pic of him. +"At $299, the LeEco has similar specs with the Google Pixel XL with the Snapdragon 821 processor, and 4 GB of memory (4070 mAh)","Damn it, I was interested in this even with the questionable brand until it said no headphone jack." +"Eh, you can afford to lose a few pounds.",Don't call me fat! +Probably because threatening the stability of New York and California is a great way to destroy the economy.,"Shhhh, brown people icky, let's destroy the world economy." +"Minecraft, without defining any terms of victory.","Well, until it crashes" +2016 is the year of death,They just had a swift look at the US election +don't forget all the Bernie or Bust bros who are still busily shitting on the DNC and Hillary.,Hillary hearing about the Flint water crisis question before a primary debate in Flint is clearly more urgent and outrageous than Trump essentially setting up a monarchy before our very eyes +His background check is the election. And the American people apparently decided he passed.,Good thing Trump was such a transparent candidate and released personal documents like his taxes for the American people to judge +Advanced AI,Damn de-sync issues +That's as homo as it gets. Next thing you know you're down on all four asking him to plow you with the santa hat on. Homo on but tone it down,"What are you, straight or something?" +"My 11 lb. cat (who is fucking adorable 99% of the time - hell, he's passed out in my lap right now) tries to kill me at least once a month. How in the fuck can anyone see a regular house cat and think yeah, it was adorable when he launched and bit me that one time, now if only he was 40 times larger",It's not the ~~breed~~ cat it's how you raise them +"After 2016, will everyone please admit that Republicans are more extreme than Democrats?","Democrats sending brown shirts to rallies to instigate violence Dems firebombin a republican headquarters Dems attacking people just for wearing opposition shirt or having a yard sign Dem candidate under FBI investigation DOJ met with former president and spouse of candidate on a plane in secret Said DOJ member now pleads fifth in Iran 1.7 billion to Iran DEms taking millions from foreign govt Dem candidate gets brother on board of company that controls gold mine in Haiti Dem candidate deletes emails, bleach its hard drive, destroys phone with a hammer Dems talk about how they bus voters in Dems armed rebels and plot govt overthrows in ME...but complain that Russians hacked their email to influence election Yea....Republicans totally worse" +Everyone knew it. But in Germany the police must catch them with 20 fresh chopped off head in their house for prove till they can put them in prison. Everything else is not prove enough for them. And taking a look in their personal data requires the same I think. So they tolerated them to recruit new members in public streets of nearly every bigger city and they protected them to do that. Over more than a year.,It's so bad that the police can't just go around arresting anybody. +It's preseason,A valid reason for the game to be broken +Yes but those drugs are going to be so diluted. The amount of the drugs that'll be in someones water in their home is so minuscule it wont make a difference,But then it becomes super potent because homeopathy! +\^////\^ Stahp it you,You have beautiful hands +Christmas update has finally arrived!,lol no gem boosts +holy fuck fated legacy kaoms sign...,"Saved a pair, seemingly just for this occasion." +And then the two of them fall in love creating an unresolvable anomaly and a semi-decent tragic love story.,Don't forget that it would be semi incest -.- +OP last step looking for hunter Just need the code stuff at a social space. Post psn,"jamesg123 and grammarc one is hunter but other is titan, can you help us after we help you" +"Oh fuck off, that wasn't even worth taking my clothes off.","Put those clothes on, no one would fuck you" +Please,Pretty please +What GOOD things happened in 2016?,I got married and got a full time job! +Barney Stinson,I wish I had half their confidence. +Love how the top 5 economy models are not economic by any means.,You're obviously not rich enough and that's your fault. +Its stupid. Its like answering a semi when asked are you a boy or a girl,Your mean that saying you are transgender is stupid? +"Plenty of people hang around mostly the New section for various reasons, such as: * Giveaways * Tech Support * The Top posts are often stupid memes.",Can confirm this statement +From r/The_Donald...,What an absolute wild card. +Could this be something? Not a visual glitch.,The beacon is UNlit! +"Based on what I saw during the election, fact-checking is for liberals.",But facts are biased towards liberals. +"UYh, this is my house. I own it. He does not have a penny invested in this house. It's mine.","You have no idea how marriage works, do you?" +"It isn't the worst idea to settle a city on a hill in the early game for a production boost but yeah, windmills are better in the long run.",windmills are your consolation prize for having a crappy city \- FilthyRobot +"Divinity Original Sin or Original Sin 2? I have never played any of the Divinity games, but I'm looking into getting into it. Would anyone suggest getting Divinity Original Sin or going ahead and getting into the early access for Sin 2?","go for original sin and then original sin 2, there are plenty of things to do in original sin and when you get 2 you will enjoy it far more than if you just started with it" +When imgur users see jailbreak setup posts.,Are* incredible *... Backs away slowly* +Buddhist Temple in Thailand,The Simic Combine approves. +"If I am a newbie video editor, should I stick with Vegas Pro 13 or upgrade to 14?",I you don't use it that much don't go the ugh the hassle of installing an even newer version. +His user name is HarperCousinsOviWall... Do you really need flair?,I mean when u/TyronSmith has an Eagles flair and u/BrianDawkins has a Cowboys flair... +Same reaction to the when I was your friend I wanted to fuck the shit out of you post. Whyyyy,Was that the title of the post? +When Bendystraw Cabbagepatch sees his name spelled wrong,Bendytoots Campervan +Only the luckiest imperial citizens get to witness the might of the supermoon,A planet will only get to see the Super Moon once in their lifetimes.... +RedZone Saves Viewers From 1.5 Days of Commercials Every NFL Season,"Best way to watch when your team is on bye, or playing SNF or MNF." +ANTH 205 Section 9XX? So apparently ANTH 205 Sections 9XX are substitutes for ENGR 482. For those of you taking ANTH 205 sections 9XX how is the difficulty? I would have looked up grade distributions but unfortunately Fall 2016 is the first semester that they've allowed this 9XX business and I was just wondering if it would be easier than taking ENGR/PHIL 482.,Just letting people know that ANTH 205 doesn't count for BAEN or Computer Engineering majors +"As poor as the officiating was, this no call was fine. This was the players jockeying for position and Agholor lost.",Lost badly. +"Hi, Introducing new member- II HOOTY II on the Xbox one Hi all, I've actually been on the sub for a while, but apparently never officially joined. So I've submitted the form and here is my intro to you all. I'm a 36 y/o Army vet with 2 kids- 10 and 7, and I enjoy having fun with other like minded, mischievous people. I'm normally a big battlefield player, but I still love a good GTA session. I look forward to playing with as many of you as possible, and if you want to branch into Battlefield at all, I will have a server available on Battlefield 1 when they become available. See you all out there.",Welcome! +Egypt's Mohamed Morsi has death sentence overturned,The very credible and unbiased Al-Jazeera +Make sense make sense But it looks like fresh dookey in the hot summer sun.,k +VDice ICO - success or failure?,I wouldn't touch it. +Desegregate the bricks!,But we have such a perfect society when the white bricks and the red bricks know their place. +One of my aunt (mother side) is quite different from the rest of her siblings. She did not go to prison or have a substance abuse problem. She's also gay.,Well there is your problem. +People are so afraid of drol on this board. Shit's A1 if you're not a fat cow. Sorry Hurrdurr.,Love drol. +Titans Don't Get Iced in Comeback Win Over Chiefs,mmmmm yes more please im so close +When I'm watching their new music videos or live performances on Youtube. Woes of an international fan.,holy fuck I thought my life was bad lol +It was Emelin's fault though. And Price was playing like crap anyway.,I feel like your posts need a permanent +Oscar's fall was also a dab,Take that Jesse +"Olli Maatta. He was up and down last season (mostly down to be fair), but had a good SCF, and played well for Finland at the WCoH, but once the season started he's been struggling again.",He's been doing better recently though +"Give them guaranteed money when they're young so the players are set if they get injured or suck. If they are good, the team gets a steal","Each of them also had a certain amount of risk attached to them when the Sox initially brought them in, so perhaps that was their way of repaying the Sox" +MEJ 47 sacks,It is known +Glad to see the most rational and fair answer has the least up votes. Setting it as optional and by default off would make everyone happy.,"For server settings sure, client based, no thanks." +The internet can't tell a difference anymore. Anything funny is a meme now. I watched a csgo match some time ago and the casters roasted some guy and said to eachother well memed sir seems like meme has replaced funny in the dictionary.,"If you're talking about what I think you're talking about, that actually was a meme..." +"If you're at the top, then yeah, of course you're going to compete. But the lack of relegations means that the teams which don't compete, or regularly are near the bottom of the table have no risk associated with consistently producing a sub-par team and just using them to make money, as opposed to producing a competitive product. It's not that C9, TSM or CLG would stop trying to win the league, it's that outside of placing top of the league it doesn't really matter where you place, because you don't even have the natural balancing of most US sports where you get a rookie draft for the worst teams to pick up better players.",Yeah not like teams would dump a roster of substandard performers to try out new talent rather than continue a bad investment without the threat of relegation +"Cheap implies he knew what he was doing. It was a late hit. He didn't know the guy was down, unless you don't believe the guy that actually got hit. Which sounds like something reddit would do.",Which is why he didn't fall on the ball since he had caused a fumble and thought the play was still live +Democrats demand that Trump rescind Bannon appointment,well if they demanded it...okay! +can someone explain why these are so expensive?,I'm curious as well. +A benefit of this election is that you can now easily identify the people who lack basic empathy.,Sad but true. +And why is that a problem anyway? Didn't the other 7 investigations uncover basically nothing as well?,But Benghazi! +Mr. Johnson shouldn't have trusted Ernie to be a babysitter.,Jeepers. +This one line was better than all of BBC's new season,They used the same one when May was out in the Cadillac in america didn't they? +This shit makes me fucking livid #HOW IS THIS HELPING YOUR CAUSE!!!???,Great maybe we can now focus on black lives +"Victimhood is the most powerful ally you can have. If it's at least seemingly undeserved, humanity will rally behind you because almost everyone has a sense of decency, and almost nobody actually likes bullying, suffering, injustice, or mistreatment. The holocaust was the greatest shield ever made, whether you believe it happened or not. Even today when words like racist, misogynist, and bigot have lost all meaning, anti-semite is still a powerhouse that they do not hesitate to abuse to silence their opposition. The left has just followed suite.",You anti-semite. +Weren't they meant to fight but it was cancelled due to injury?,"Yes, but really everyone knows it was due to UFC favoritism" +More proof that noone has ever been banned for autoclicking directly,... This guy just got banned for autoclicking.... +But communism just means that everyone gets the same though! Doctors getting paid the same as garbage men and shit,"No, it is even worse: communism means that the state will rob you so much that everyone will end up in the same poverty!" +"Throw Away for obvious reasoning. I'll delete this message in one week. remindme! 1 week Delete this message and all others I was one if these boneheads and was so for many years. Using the Odal rune, is only one of hundreds of horrible things these foul people do to Wodanism. I was raised pagan, it's all I ever knew. We didn't so much worship the Gods, we had their involvement, bit it was mostly days of remembrance and seasonal celebrations. I was taught to hunt, fight, forage, track, hike, and survive. However these people, they create some terrible an awful racial bullshit with their logic. They ruined my ancestors oaths, and path while their sh*t all over their names in the name if their intolerant bigotry. They're a huge issue, and there are more racists, sexists, and bigots out there than one might suspect. Look at our current state of political affairs. It was those sane type of people who are sh**ting on our runes and ancestors.",But they say they aren't racist. +This movie was terrible. It's a shallow hipsters view of street life and you're a fool if you liked it.,Go back to sleep grandpa! +"My favourite piece of evidence for evolution, the laryngeal nerve of the Giraffe",Also- Dolphin have finger bones.... in their flippers. +Ann's butt is the best Definitely better than Navarre's green butt,ngl I only come to this sub for Jesamo posts now +"Good Point made, one thing that needs to be understood is that not all computer programmers are male. This article even though having a different positive purpose just reinforces the idea of computer programmers being male.",or you are just heteronormative +"god bless Binus dulu masih punya (atau skrg masih ada?) ATM pecahan 20,000",BNI in UGM still have pecahan 20k +The price is still too high here in the UK. No deals on this whatsoever sadly.,because it's that good thats why. +If Zelda isn't a launch title the switch is something I'll probably hold off until it does come out,"I'm holding off on buying a Switch until there is a special limited Zelda edition of it, so either way I think I'll be able to manage." +We LOVE England A beautiful row of cottages greets each visitor heading down this hill towards Lulworth Cove.,Yeah it looks just like this in Manchester too +"I just listened to an interview with Scott derrickson on the empire podcast. I feel like he answers the questions about kaecilius and Mordo. Me and my gf were going back and forth about how much we loved those two when we saw it and it's insane to think that so many people didn't understand both kaecilius and Mordo. But this movie was about philosophy and ideology. Like, maybe it's because me and my gf are really into that could be the reason why we understood their motivations the first time, but I recommend to anyone if they only saw it once and didn't understand see it again, this way since you seen it once you'll look out for things you missed. Also, listen to the interview, it's fascinating.",Ugh we get it thundercock you and your girlfriend are super cool Jeeezus. +Villa Park,it's weird how suburban chicago all looks the same. +Not to mention he didn't even acknowledge you? Seemed pretty rude?,i hope you forgot this: +This is more 90's than the original suit from the show (which was made in the 90's),"Wow, the only things those shoes are missing are the little Reebok Pump balls on the shoe tongue." +Starladder good Anti-Cheat? Would explain all these good teams going out aye lamo,"Yeah because players like pasza, krimz and schneider are notorious cheaters" +"I wish I had Charles. He is coming off a bye, against a divisional opponent. Why wouldn't they give the majority of carries to Jamaal?",Because Andy Reid. +"'One Nation senator Rodney Culleton, who is advocating an inquiry into the financial sector, owes ANZ $4.3 million'",Inquiry into housing affordability dropped because whole parliament owes banks 4.3Billion. +"Best vendors for LSD and for shrooms on Dream? Suggestions welcome. I'm sick of ordering from some five star vendor but when you read the feedback it's all Looks banging. Haven't tried it yet. Five stars. I need facts here! Nice one, chaps.","Can vouch for petch's LSD, best stuff I've ever had" +The Division Reddit Xbox Club Figured it might be something we could try out. I've created a club for us Xbone users simply titled The Division Reddit. Seems like there are some cool options with the LFG amongst other things. Might make grouping up a bit easier as you can easily see who is playing and can join right from the club page. Anyone is free to join. Just search the club name through Xbox app or through the website or console. Thanks guys!,Requested an invite - majorbumgrapes +This is so stupid.,why ? +"Et Tu, Vermont?","We expect this kind of thing from Connecticut, but COME ON VERMONT!" +Some Google Home customization courtesy dBrand,Thanks MKBHD +The Decks of the 2016 European Last Call Invitational,The pie chart graphic looks pretty cool. +R/fakedeep should really be a thing by this point,r/im14andthisisdeep +It's just a picture book read aloud for children. 0% chance it has anything to do with a Sinnoh remake.,why wouldnt they choose sinnoh dex pokemon and starters for this thing that has nothing to do with a remake +"Yeeeeah, I wanna read a self-help book from a 24 year old who got pregnant in her teens, lives in a totally warped reality, gets handed massive checks just for airing her dirty laundry on TV, and is *currently* getting divorced....",But they're totally saving their marriage on Marriage Bootcamp +"I didn't say the looked the same, but they don't look too different when you show them at different angles.",Are you trying to say Fake Pasha has biceps to rival those of THE PashaBiceps? +Stewie: You've got the bomb bro. Steel: I know.,"Whilst I believe he probably had a clear hs on 2 of his shots... he shouldn't really have been there, his team had A and he probably fucked up the round for them." +"Never play sandbox mode, I don't like playing without objectives","Hard to please, eh?" +He will never make his wife laugh again.,I hate you for this. +Seattle Seahawks. Seattle Sounders. Seattle Supersonics. Seattle Storm. I think they prefer alliteration.,Seattle GOLDEN SEALS +Because most people like their own representative. They just don't like Congress as a whole.,"Because it's never my guy, it's all the other guys" +coffee.,Nice +"I loved Mighty Mouse's celebration after he KO'd Benavidez, but IIRC that was the fight were his coach grabbed him and told him to calm down because the celebration was too excessive and in poor taste to do while Joe B was still waking up.","Yes, it's better to wait until Joe is fully awake so he can see dj mocking him :)" +"midas shadow demon scariest late game support lvl 25 with aghs and you got 3 purges dealing 800 dmg, 5 sec slow, break and pierces spell immunity compare that to lina ult or lion ult, broken","yes, but the damage is 5 seconds delayed, so it's bad" +Evidence speaks,Assuming it's a 'being' capable of vocal language I agree. +"Buku he tweeted earlier in the day. Telly was a surprise. Heard about Lawson about 20 minutes after the fact, we hung out in Town Park hoping we'd get one but we weren't so lucky.",That's seriously awesome that Derek still does things like this for the PLF. +People say it was an open goal.. (PSM Grand Finals),"OMG man, those reactions are great xD" +"Anyone have this issue? So in my Everton career mode, Jagielka had <1 year remaining on his contract and was considering retirement so i could not negotiate an extension with him. Then, the next season he was gone and he had just moved to another team to retire in, through no power of my own. Do the players ever tell you if they are going to retire or not when 'contemplating' retirement?",Sarcasm/ Gotta love all the hard work EA has put into career mode +Or the manly-ness that is controlling 6 S/T ;),The only cheat that could never be tried on DN XD +So... what does the Ubercharge do? The post doesn't say.,It says it right below the weapon name (it took me a while too) +So basically you're jealous your parents weren't successful enough to support you through college?,"They did support me as much as I needed (I worked part time and summers, they paid the rest), I'm just not particularly proud of myself for doing the most obvious thing possible with their money :)" +I'm really looking forward to getting an m2 SSD in my PS7 Pro.,Let me just enjoy my quantum time drive then. +Why am I so weak?,Lift heavier +On my way!,Feeder +China has 1.2 billion people. They should be one of the global leaders in almost everything.,Global leader in taking jobs! +12pts in the first half is pretty good,Yeah but he's not 16 points +That's my fear at this point. Proof of life is simple where he is.,"Yeah someone should probably scale the embassy walls a month ago to verify he is alive and then get arrested by police and escape, but the odds of that are probably worse than a SHA256 hash collision." +"Oh okay thanks man , thought I'm gonna get my elite monthlys right now. Well gotta take those 2 100k packs then.",*cough* humblebrag *cough* +"I stayed in August oO Hello there I was wondering if you could help me Certainly madam. I stayed in August and I was wondering if you could send me a copy of my bill oO Madam you do realise its 1am in the morning. Well I was told you were 24 hours... We are madam but for billing you need to speak to our accounts department. Can you transfer me through? Uhm, accounts are 9 till 5 madam they don't operate at this time of night, no accounts department does. oO Okay thank you very much for your help, slams the phone down Oo","Wait, I thought you were 24 hours" +"Just checked it again... holy shit so many posts on MY BOYFRIEND TOUCHED ME, HE RAPED MEEE!!!! Smh... fuck those people",i honestly hope that those are just trolls if not can you imagine being a relationship with one of those womyn +"It's both learned and related to development. All mammals have the instinct not to soil the nest. We mostly train our babies out of this instinct by putting them in diapers and being totally oblivious to their signals that they want to pee, but it's possible to keep it going - there is a thing called Elimination Communication which is one of those parenting movements with an awful name but effectively, it's a googleable phrase which means you can find information about how to watch your infant for signs they are about to pee or poop and catch it in a little pot instead of using a diaper. This is also common practice in some non-Western cultures. Of course, if you want to do it at night you have to sleep in very close proximity to the infant. But doing this even very young babies will wake at night to pee and then go back to sleep. So partly we train them out of it and then have to train them back into it again when we potty train. What happens when potty training is that toddlers are learning to associate the feelings of a full bladder/bowel with the imminent arrival of pee, and control the muscles around the urethra to hold it long enough to get to a toilet first. Children sleep much more deeply than adults - they tend to sleep through noise, for example, much more easily - and it's common that for some time during and after potty training they are either not aware enough of the nerve endings around the bladder to pay attention to them even during sleep or they are just too deeply asleep to notice these sensations. Once they become more accustomed to paying attention to these signals, they'll be more likely to wake up, assuming they are not too deeply asleep. Secondly, the hormone part somebody mentioned below is also true but it's not strictly related to why we wake up, more the amount of pee created. The adult body produces a hormone called ADH (antidiuretic hormone) during sleep which tells the body to produce less urine during this time, meaning that adults rarely produce enough urine at night to get into a desperate enough state to wake us up. When we do, it's likely unusual enough that this is a significant factor as well. For children who haven't started producing this hormone yet (the exact age varies, but girls tend to develop it a couple of years earlier than boys, which is why boys are more likely to suffer from bedwetting for longer), the feeling of having a full bladder at night wouldn't necessarily be unusual meaning it's less likely to wake the child up. Lastly there is the simple fact that adults tend not to be afraid of the dark and additionally are much more aware of where their limit for *actually* peeing themselves is, whereas children might delay getting out of bed because they are cold, scared, or just sleepy and they don't have as good of a handle on that tipping point yet because they don't have as much experience. (This is the same reasoning for why young children sometimes hold on so long that they just pee themselves because they were too busy playing or didn't know that they didn't have enough time to get to the toilet, whereas this rarely happens to adults without incontinence issues.) But again, this isn't strictly the same situation since you mentioned **waking**.","So as a follow up, do old people start to have less ADH, and that's why they get up to pee 3 times a night?" +kid promised his friends they could rip his tooth out if the Cubs won the World Series,Was that an adult tooth wtf? +Sure it does. Glaz is obviously not happy and he's in an awkward situation where everything else is getting buffed except him and he's forced to give a thumbs up and pretend to be happy.,This is a nerf... +"Anti-Gay Christian bakery tries crowdfunding to raise money to pay a fine imposed on them for refusing to bake a wedding cake for a Lesbian couple, blames Satan when GoFundMe shuts them down",It's so sad to see liberal Marxist Jesus-hating baby killers force a business to close and try to ban the Bible and Christmas. +"My ex became a cunt as soon as he was in investment banking. Turned out he wasn't a nice guy as he kept claiming, he simply didn't have the opportunity to be an asshole before.",If someone claims to be a nice guy they usually are. +Ok for real though... are there *actually* any mixed gender onsen that don't require bathing suits? Because I think if they really did allow that somewhere they'd have so many problems with perverted old oyaji they'd need to have security at all times.,"The only one I've ever been to had these weird towel/bathing suit dealies, so I can say with 100% JCE-level certainty that there are no fully-nude mixed onsen anywhere." +"How do you stop people from suicide? If you don't switch them after they jump off cliffs, they'll just run headlong into enemy fire to get the same results.",Yeah but then they might at least get a couple shots off and actually help their team instead of wasting time respawning trying to get a character they like. +Why the fuck did she buy so much meat?,Probably because you're a racist +Trump Adviser Wants Muslim Registry,Well Muslims dont deserve rights +I don't get it? *What* is wrong with Havoc in Blizzards eyes that we need to get nerfed? Urgh.,Too high dps on trash packs in timewalking dungeons +What sport would be more interesting if everyone was naked and had to maintain an erection the entire time?,Greco-Roman wrestling +Friendly reminder to NOT google that.,"It's really not that bad compared to videos like the baby dying of starvation, some of the ISIS videos, some of the cartel videos, and a few others." +I don't think the Democrats have any say what the Republicans do,"If you don't like America, why don't you geeeeeet out" +The Mall of America hires its first black Santa,But...this is supposed to be Trump's America. +"It's not crazy to find your SO's friends/coworkers attractive, many people choose to stay faithful...but damn why would you actually say this out loud to your partner?!?! I can't even begin to think of what kind of backlash I would have gotten if I said this to any of my past girlfriends. I would expect to be broken up with on the spot in most cases had I ever said this!",Double standards exist? +Danny Hester 8 days out from being crowned the first classic physique champ at Mr. O,"He kinda looks like a buff, tan, Chris Pontius" +It's gonna be sigi right?,In-N-Out FC +"The enormous amount of heat+pressure caused from zamoraks destruction caused a lot of the marsh to dry up+evaporate, and the force pushed the opening to the cave further south through forced erosion. just another day for the gods.",Still doesn't explain how an entire building was moved without a scratch. +Me after watching DSPStanky. God safe me.,"Honestly anyone who has played alot of lucio has done this a few times, but you feel so worthless afterwards haha." +"How Adobe Flash, once the face of the web, fell to the brink of obsolescence",Thanks Apple. +It literally takes like 1 hour.. Can't you just Get 1 free hour tomorrow to do it lol.,Not going to be home +"Our meddling ownership. Between delaying a proper rebuild, interfering with trades and what i saw last week about interfering with the draft, they need to let hockey people make hockey decisions. Unless the dream of the Aquilini's is decades of mediocrity that is.","But without all all that extra revenue from playoff games, where will the Aqulinis find the money for their blueberry farms?" +There's a tech scene around here?,"Yeah Bitwise is going to create 250,000 tech jobs." +"According to this website, on the 21st of september, someone played sister location for the game on the steam version.",Maybe beta testers? +"Serious question, who can fire Gulati?",Trump +HEY IS ANYONE ELSE REALLY FUCKING SICK OF LOSING IN OT BECAUSE I AM,"Hey if you look at the last two games we played, it's ALMOST like we won one of them!" +Me too. I'm some sort of unpaid shill.,"I browse Reddit at work, does that count?" +"Oh Pals. Don't they realize that everything in the West Bank is Israeli? It's 2016, Trump is president. Death to Palestine! Long live Greater Israel!",Hahaha +DENIED: Dutch MP Refuses to Shake Hands With Bibi Netanyahu,Netanyahu must be losing all kinds of sleep over this! +The Dairy Industry Wants Soy/Hemp/Almond/etc. Milk to Stop Calling Their Products Milk.,What about Harvey? +I spent a few minutes figuring out what comic you were referring to. Then I realized that I'm kind of an idiot.,Supernatural? +"I've been getting this error as well, MEGA might be getting more stringent about tracking IP addresses in order to stop people from downloading too much. It sucks because I get a large portion of my content from MEGA.",Trying to make their premium service more tempting. +His only means of defending himself against a pitbull.,backstory? +Unless its liquid,Yeah but something tells me op wouldn't be able to find liquid lsd +"Flag of Gouda, Netherlands","I think you mean Austria, Austria" +"Manual cars will hardly be illegal, but there will be a point in time where you aren't allowed to take them on public roads. They'll only be allowed on private property like closed courses.",Disassembled with a lock on the steering wheel. +Dude had wrong number then wants to fuck my ass mild NSFW,Man he didn't even know how old you were... you could have been a kid he was saying that to +Oldest alphabet identified as Hebrew,Phoenicians dont real +The first thing we will find out if Mike Pence's emails are hacked,Liberals sure are a tolerant bunch +Who did he replace?,Brit I dicked Megyn Kelly Hume... who was the temporary fill-in for Greta after she peaced out. +I see leftards yell NO BORDERS! NO NATIONS! STOP DEPORTATIONS! once a week. Some shit about social darwinism and only wanting the kind of immigrants that add something of value to society being bad or some shit.,But don't they realize Canada doesn't just let every special boy or girl live there whenever the Republicans win an election? +RIP Alan Thicke,LUL fucking who LUL +BTFO: Megyn Kelly Trash Book Reviews,Not a popular opinion: this is exactly the same behavior as people who went onto Amazon and left one-star reviews on all Scott Adams' books because they were mad about his political views. +"And yet it's still another barrier that we can put in their way. Totally worth it imo. It doesn't really hurt the legit players and improves the game quality by quite a bit (at least in my experience). Also, getting a new phone number may be easy in some countries, but it is an issue in others.","Don't you think they would pay another 5$ more and still ruin the game, they are already paying 20$ and 30$." +Son Goku in his younger days!,They should really make a dragon Ball z prequel series. +"**Felicity:** not a chance Seriously, they are most likely gonna kill oliver rather than their precious creation.",Courage +"Oh, that clicking sound. I still hear it in my dreams at night.",I still have it on Windows 10 bootcamp +Demonetisation: Old money can still buy you hairdos and spa sessions,What about happy ending massages +Bicker backer in delhi metro over ladies seat,Arvind ji in the background -_is ladai ke peeche Modi ji ka haath hai_ +"I love this article, it nails it exactly. Well done to the writer, it is one of the most truthful VR articles I've seen.",more like one of the most biased articles lol +If i were there i would have whip out my butcher knife and behead those little cowardly asian cunts including this digusting bitch.,"That will be 5000 dollars, please" +Insurance companies will claim that an older motor car would be more likely be involved in a collision,We heard you the first time. +"I think we're also far below the Klingon Empire, Mordor, the Orks, the Skaven, the Murlocs, the Brotherhood of Nod and many, many more.","You still engage in circle meetings on some prominent rock for daily politics, don't you?" +Will you please write the next Final Destination?,How do you write a Smash stage? +;_; so mean ;_; *Sniff*,"His name is terrible, really on no grounds to be insulting yours, which I think is good" +"So, given that Mysterious Challenger is still part of Standard, please explain why it no longer sees play.",Loss of avenge probably. +Where is the kid getting knocked out?,"At a skate park, weren't you listening" +Teen Sexy Yoga Personal Trainer | Teen Sexy Yoga Pants Yoga Workout | Yoga for health,I wonder what R|X rated scene that purple top gal continued into. +"Nah, im in low elo (silver 3) and i only see sightstone ono one of the supports at most every 5 games or so. Its a shitshow. Also when i play support if i don't get my primary i never need my jungler to ward deep in the jungle because the enemy team has no ide what they are doing.","Strange, I checked my last 15 games (also silver) and only 3 times the opponent support had no sightstone (one time a galio support, 2nd time Sona full ap, 3rd time they had double jungle nami/malphite without support)." +"True, but this happened in Dubai not Saudi Arabia.",all the countries over there are the same amiright? +What last words would you not want to hear before you died?,Dibs +"This is too long, I can not wait 360 hours",Just think of it this way: you have 360 hours to marathon the series +fine then Margret ... but every character that was ever written as a white man can't be changed then ... fucking dumb gook,I think you're looking at this through very slanted eyes. +So this happend...,Can someone explain what this is for my friend? +I looked.... Just see beautiful fall leaves and the same nice neighbors I've always known...,"Yes, that was a literal statement." +"I mean, it's not NOT those things.","The only MMA organization that fights in an octagon is the UFC, so it's kinda wrong." +"the skill difference in the 2-3k bracket is just way too big, you have people solo carrying whole games and other people that seemingly play their first game of dota","Yeah, agree, sometimes I need to teach my carry to last hit, while other times I feel that I should leave lane to not leach the exp, cause he's doing great without any output from me." +New right wing political party to launch tomorrow...What makes a party a right wing party ?,The return of the blue shirts? +"The war on drugs is failing because it hasn't started. Consider how China got rid of opium in the late 1940s. You catch the user. You ask the user where he got it from. If he cooperates he walks. If he doesn't cooperate he dies. Catch the low level supplier, and do the same thing. Repeat. Two years later, no opium. That's how you fight a war on drugs. This wimpy shit we do in America is no war on drugs. It's just a jobs program for people who are too stupid, lazy and incompetent to get real jobs in the private sector.",yeah we should just do what they're doing in the Philippines and let people extrajudicially kill each other if they suspect them of drug use +"Right. Lithebeep replied like the comment was directed at him. Im straight, I laughed because its relatable. I dont know why people are picking aprart this pic.","Because they didn't get the joke, and now they're too ashamed to admit it." +"While we're at it, we might as well put them in one location. Some sort of, fenced in location where we can just keep an eye on them all.",Somewhere they can all be concentrated together perhaps? +"Rape is better than murder lol Tax Evasion, rape, murder, pillaging","I mean, I don't know how others see it but I personally think being alive would be better than being dead." +"Jan Brewer: Allegiance of some anti-Trump protesters is to Mexico, not US",They should round those protesters up and put them in some kind of camp. +China Tells Trump That Climate Change Is No Hoax It Invented,That's just what a Chinese person would say if they invented climate change. +"They had a folder actually called Pay to Play? Sure, dude. Okay.",That's the folder with the list of her top donors that will get appointments to cushy positions in the WH or other various committees and what not. +What would your outline be?,Pretty much just recap the plots for each episode in one long run-on sentence. +"As president, Clinton will ban guns and put her enemies in prison. She will have the military backing her, so her options are endless on what she will mold the United States into. There is no more checks and balances. People seem to forget that the Executive Branch's responsibility is to enforce the laws; not create new laws (Congress) and not interpret the laws (the Supreme Court). Now, we will have a president who willfully breaks the laws.",Hillary will try to make buying guns and ammo harder... she knows what would happen if she tried an outright ban and it wouldn't be pretty +This woman is literally a psycho,"Don't stick your dick in crazy, problem solved" +And that's the way it is... Walter Cronkite's final sign off.,And that's the way the cookie crumbles +"But how else is everyone going to see you're into expensive, trendy brands?",Good thing mine came with an otter box +"Woah...somehow I overlooked this line... * *New sound effects for Shadow Bolt* Does this mean we are getting a more BLC sounding Shadow Bolt, or are they just tweaking it so it's louder and more impactful?",Can someone please confirm? +"In response to the confederate flag Two things, that's not Texas being weird, it's America being great. Second, why can't people seem to understand that the Confederate flag doesn't represent racism in 99% of its use?","The Nazi flag just honors the brave soldiers of the third Reich, not Nazism." +Muslims hold key to electoral outcome in UP,Unfortunately +Hows the side impact rating?,"With handling like that, you just steer around anyone who gets too close." +I think you're not understanding what the word instinct means. Saying women and children first is a human instinct is a bold and so far unsupported statement.,"Yes, the entire notion of male being the protectors in our species is completely ridiculous and unfounded." +"TREAD CAREFULLY, LOL. Have you seen the protesters? None of them ever lifted a weight above 5kg or ever been in a fight. A collective of whiny pussies. Liberal millenials with colored hair and the mental fortitude of a sandwich. A sandwich without pickles at that. Because everyone knows, every good sandwich has pickles.","Yes, everyone who voted for trump is one way, and everyone who is liberal is another way, because life, and everything is that black and white." +Is he droppable at this point in a ten team league? I have Gio Bernard available to pick up as a replacement,"Same question with different pick ups, I can get Lewis to stash on IR and Forsett." +Season 3 never ^^^:(,I cri evertim +What other areas of Tomorrowland are needing fixes? I wonder if they'll clean up rides after the holidays.,In some places you can see on the old Peoplemover track what looks like piles of leaves and stuff... +$SINO- its SINOs time to shine/ to the moon we go,"Bought last night, sold at 6.26 get at me fag" +Putin has been a stronger leader in his country than Obama in ours - Mike Pence in his own words at 2:26 mark,"He's certainly been a more forceful and machismo leader than Barack Obama, but part of being a modern democracy is not thumping your chest every time you sit down for negotiations." +Alert: HazMat Incident on I-24 SE of Murfreesboro.,I heard it was chlorine tablets that spilled. +I can't find the R P in this G because I can't sound retarded,I wonder what a venn diagram of people who wanted low intelligence dialog options and people who want to be able to kill kids in game would look like? +"Maybe, on the other hand, scholarships for undergrad, worked and had money that I saved, then fellowships for graduate school. It's amazing how much you can have around when you don't have much time to do anything amazing..",Isn't your research supposed to be amazing +Nobody can prove it has anything to do with Denuvo. It could just be a poorly optimized game.,Honestly the CPY cracked version of Doom runs much better on my machine than what others have reported with the genuine version. +"I think that, yes, the theory of evolution is, at the moment, the best scientific explanation of the origin of man. If serious works needs to be done in the field of medicine, for example, absent of anything spiritual about it, the theory of evolution is probably the best theoretical tool.",So there was no Adam? +"'Hillary Clinton blamed Comey for her defeat.' At least 4 Congressional Investigations to go forward, despite loss.","On the bright side, at least it's no longer millennials fault for voting for Stein or Johnson." +Can't wait until the history textbooks say this!,"Yep, that's the thing to take away" +"Coupon conspiracy I work at a large grocery store. This happened just the other day. A lady comes through with a good amount of groceries and we come to the end where I say the total. Then starts a coupon meltdown. **Coupon lady:** I have some coupons here. *hands me one store coupon* **Me:** *scans coupon* Okay that makes your total... **Coupon lady:** And these have a dollar off coupon *points at three separate items* **Me:** Okay? What coupon? It ends up that there was a coupon on the digital app that we provide, she just needed to pull up the app on her phone so I could scan the barcode. It was also only for one item so she gets a little upset and doesn't want the other products. Fine. (she ends up buying them anyways later though) **Coupon lady:** And this was a dollar off as well *picks up item* **Me:** Once again I need a coupon or something to scan. (I literally can't believe she doesn't understand at this point.) It ends up that this particular item had a manufacture coupon right where the product was on the shelf that she just needed to grab, but of course it was one of my associates that had to walk over and get it. At this point she's really frustrated and talking about how complicated everything was. Saying that she needed this and that. I can understand that yes, they were all different types of coupons but she literally had to do nothing to save over $5. I'm a little peeved at this point too bc there's a line and she's just being unreasonable. **Coupon lady:** It's just annoying.... like can't you guys just streamline this type of thing. **Me:** (kind of snaps at this point bc I'm done) You've saved over $5, are you upset and complaining that we provide different types of savings? I'm confused. **Coupon lady:** Yeah, I just feel like you guys are tracking my spending by having to scan all these different things. **Me:** (wtf, I literally start laughing bc I can't believe it) Maam it's not a conspiracy we're not out to get you we have many different ways to save and you just happen to have three different types of coupons today. At this point my coworker is trying to help and telling her if she's worried about safety she can delete the app and doesn't have to use coupons in the future. I am laughing bc this is the most ridiculous type of complaint and situation. She complains more about whatever and then she leaves unsatisfied and I take the next guest who buys 7 items and complains that we were low on a certain flavor. Ugh. This is just the beginning of a very ungrateful season.","If the stores don't track what you buy, how would they know which coupons to send to save you more money?" +I think I'm going to just watch the Cubs-Dodgers game tonight and keep up via this thread. My blood pressure can't handle Trump and his shenanigans tonight.,yeah I'm gonna have it on on the TV but definitely will have Red Wings - Rangers on the computer to keep me goin'! +Glenn Beck is a voice of reason? We have officially stumbled through the looking glass.,Dammit Barry did it again. +We will never forget,Over 100 died in Haiti. +Capitalism has been around for two hundred years and it continues to fuck the poor.,As if it were any better during feudalism and let's not forget what happened to people who lived in countries that claimed to be socialist. +You mean EU?,Yes +NFL acts against 49ers holding strategy at the end of the half vs. Saints.,Wonder why NFL ratings are down +Spicy PCMR meme,"For any uninformed intel HD users, r/willitintelHD is great for finding games it can run" +"We call that Roses and Thorns, and do it as a brotherhood activity sometimes. For the pledges, we find it's a lot better to do just thorns. Don't let them use any cop out answers like your hair could be better, make each of them give a real response, like I have a serious problem with how you cheated on your girlfriend and bragged about it to us, show her some respect or leave her, or you laugh off any criticism and take it all like a joke, X needs to change. Sit them in a circle, pick one of them, and each person along the circle tells them what they don't like about that person. After each has said their piece, with no discussion or rebuttals, move on to the next kid. It's seriously grounding to hear all of your closest friends identify what flaws you have, so you can try to think about how to better yourself. We've found that above all, Just Thorns is the single best activity that we do to better these men, and to bond a pledge class closer.","Eventually, make them try to identify their own flaws too, it's a good step towards making sure they're interested in self improvement" +"Super dissapointed in the community I came back to the game (yes for oni genji) thinking I might want to start playing again, and a buddy of mine started playing (also for oni genji), and he was new. Every single game we played had at least one asshole who said something like ty overwatch retards whenever my friend who was new to the game and actually trying to learn and have fun playing a video game, did anything wrong. 15 games in a row with people like that. Neither of us are coming back after that. Just a reminder to be friendly to new players, it's people like that that kill communities that would be otherwise great.","A counter argument could be made that playing tutorials and ai games as a new player is the right thing to do as well, but yes you will have toxicity no matter what game you go to." +Racist and devoid of facts? Damn right it gets the Trump seal of approval.,Don't you know that Hillary lost because you call people racist and stupid! +It attracts bad attackers. If you have very tough good looking base bad attackers skip it. Having huge stupid looking ring attracts bad attackers to come and give me shield.,Yeah i gave it a try and so far the first defence looks pretty promising. +"Opinions on Starbase ARC? Servers are down, so let's exchange thoughts on the new map! I kinda liked Octagon but now with a real skin I think it's awesome! The bounces are pretty predictable because there are no new angles, but the different boost layout has to be memorized. And the cannons shooting into the sky after a goal hype me up!","Honestly, I wish I could just play Urban Central and Beckwith Park" +Libertarian meme finally convinces all us filthy liberals to understand the difference between pure capitalism and dirty statist corporatism,Solving existing problems ...the problem is that I want more money! +no they made quite clear they are,Lol +well you cant really write drivers for something without access to its firmware,Good thing they dont need to write the drivers for the vive then. +"To be fair, this was in the 80's when the offer was made. He was worth much less back then.",Also a million was worth a lot more. +Why should it matter that you're white?,Because white people are smarter and it's our duty to watch out for the lesser races by policing our own. +Console players may have SSGSS Kaioken x10 and Pure Progress Hit by tomorrow BUT us PC players have...,"Well I mean, PC already has playable great apes, final form mira, playable npcs,goku black w/ super saiyan rose, zamasu, demigra, vegito blue, tagoma, shisamy, all super buu forms, karoly from dragon ball fusions, bojack, etc etc, almost anyone you could think of, when talking about mods." +Your link literally says FOMC holds eight regularly scheduled meetings during the year and other meetings as needed. That's the answer. It's not almost every month - because it's only 2/3rds of months. Nor is it at most once a month because they can meet whenever they please.,52 divided by 8 = every 6.5 weeks. +"Because of course I speak for millions of politically active Americans. No, I'm pretty sure that's the way it's been all along: Trump is unadulterated crazy.",The title of this post is: trump wants Romney to apologize Are there not any other 'real' issues out there that are worth talking about?... +"My hope beyond hope is that investors catch wind of this early and boost Tmobile market cap to somewhere 50% higher than the ~50B it currently is, just to price Softbank out of buying it. Four nationwide carriers is a good thing.s",Investors have no reason or incentive to do that. +Just started learning photoshop. Made this Justice League Retro poster.,That toy Batman though +"Can you really blame them though? They don't want us to fly in the expansion right now, and this item with the kite almost completely circumvented that, which I'm sure was never the intention. We'll be able to fly one day but for now, we're grounded and I completely understand if Blizzard nerfs the toys that lets us effectively fly.",you can still jump off of dalaran and use emerald winds to fly... +WTB: 18650 batteries Anyone have a few batteries they'd sell cheap?,That's a lot of batteries! +"Yup... Most people give up because it's sometimes not directly obvious that you can raise an issue with customer services... I bought a pack of 12 light bulbs... First one blew after a week so I kept it. The rest blew over a period of 18 months. Talked to customer service, no quibble money-back return including the usual free-post returns label 18 months after purchase :-)",But you're raising prices for all of us! +So if Louisville has a blow out today does that mean they'll play us close tomorrow?,That's a good question +If you have xplane 10 you will get 11 for free?,No but you can get a discount if you send disc 8 to aerosoft (you get it back). +Pick a new champ for me to main,illaoi is op i have 92% winrate with her +Haha RIP!,r/watchlogsdie +ZING!,The content in this sub is fantastic! +what is ferocious hen? Also no Season 4 reveal in super regionals last year we got japanese reveal don't remember if in it's was for final! I hope they have something in store,It was in finals. +"If we're smart about it, we factor that time into our project plans under misc. research.","product manager here, thanks for the insight." +Who is the middle headgear in this Season Pass promo?,Reminds me of Thermite's Orbit headgear. +Teen Titans: Judas Contract (Blu-ray),"I get that the newer movies usually ignore or change a lot of parts when adapting comic stories, but I'm still psyched for this one." +when the iOS 10 jb drops people are going to start asking for iOS 9 features. It's a never ending cycle,good thing the iOS 10 jailbreak will never drop then +Loader? Don't you mean 2 shovels and a ladder?,Well clearly you pissed someone off . +I can understand. But his pure ST is just ridiculously strong . I mean. single STs still have use mate,When would he better better than using Lauda or rize? +"It's just not okay - COD points and missing features Hating COD is cool nowadays apparently and I don't want to do so; however, someone please explain how a multi-million dollar company is allowing a game to release clearly not ready for launch. Leaderboards are not in the game yet, custom emblems are 'coming soon'. Custom Games for the competitive community has completely basic features missing such as pre-game team select and turning off small options such as battle chatter which was in previous titles... why go backwards? All of this and yet they could make the update to add COD points into the game and charge us more money. It's a shame these basic things were not ready for release but what's worse is it's still not in the game but they are taking the time to implement the COD points. I understand they need to make money but it's pushing their luck when they miss out such basic things at launch which still have not been rectified and yet add in things the community does not want.","It took them to long to remove theater mode to make it harder to accurately record the lag comp (or whatever people want to label the fucky mess the state of the netcode is in), so they didn't have time for any of this." +Kong Skull Island poster,"Oh boy, another King Kong movie." +"JESUS CHRIST, SOMEONE NEEDS TO EDIT THE SUBTITLES WITH SOME DANK WORLDS MEMES. (The guy in the NA costume got rekt by the chinese guy).","Got no time to watch the entire movie, but when did that happen?" +Never would have pictured Nicholas Cage as Richtofen but saw this scrolling through Netflix and it seemed familiar...,Next Gen Richtofen +"No, I didn't cause any trouble there (in fact have an in box full of DMs from people thanking me for informing them of things they were ignorant of), but thank you for ending your post with lol to let me know just what level of reddit child I'm dealing wtih.",kek +"I need to keep this bookmarked for all of the times I see pay the man over the next few weeks. I'm sure it would fall on deaf ears, though",Pay the man +"W: 10 Verbeta Shackles H: Mule, Karma, Ask",Can't trade covenant items +"It feels weird to me that even if there is majority approval, a US state still isn't allowed independence.",It felt really weird to the Confederates too. +Ten of the last twelve Cy Young winners have been their respective league's leader in pitcher wins.,Clearly that is because Pitcher Wins are clearly the most important stat. +"Sorry Arizona, but jumping into a pool is not how you solve too cold",But.. but.. I've never known anything else +I think this sub owes me an apology.,Posting this AFTER they announced the Vehicle mechanic.. way to have great prediction skills +Lmao at Kryssie: The Belch.,With her hands of steel +"Reminds me of what my friend says when we're driving on an empty highway. If we're going 120 km/h, we might as well go 170 because, let's be honest, you're equally fucked either way if something goes wrong.","In for a penny, in for a pound as they say." +PSA: Use this if rcing astrals,That feel when clicking a no-interrupt spell every 13 seconds is being a tick-tryhard :'( +pimp is not the problem in liquid. something to do with their core is very dysfunctional.,I never said he was he just hasn't been the carry they were expecting he's just another player. +"wasn't there a blind semi-recently about one of the moms smoking meth? Not that I put a ton of stock in them, but I could believe it base don how awkward this episode was for Cate.",My money is on Leah. +I agree! Who's in chard here?,Not sure but these are grate cheese puns! +Fucking dealers man Anyone else have problems with unreliable dealers? I just wanna get a few grams and i'm willing to pay good money and only recently has someone finally came through. One guy said he wouldn't do drop offs. Another said he had none but he gave me a number for this other guy and he won't answer my texts and whenever i try call it won't even ring as if the phone is off or disconnected. So i go to the other guy who gave me the number (Dealer A) and he said he was meeting up with said dealer the next day and he would hook me up (dealer B) so's i wait a day and try text dealer A about whats happening and its complete silence. He doesnt pick up on any calls nor does he answer any texts so i go to work and after my shift i text him again and he finally answers and says he only has council so i says thats fine hook me up and he tells me to fucking call dealer B since he's the only person that has it. I try call him and i get the exact same problem as before. No answer. I was looking for coke for a night out and i ended up taking MDMA instead since thats all a dealer had who i came across in my travels but i would have much preferred some coke. I've finally managed to get some coke for an upcoming rave and hopefully this dealer pulls through but what is it about dealers being so unreliable? Its a bad business model i just wanna buy some of their product we're both profiting from the transaction comeon,I hear Amazon has two day shipping and they'll refund your product or send a new one if it's wrong. +God I hate Peters,I think he's gonna be really fucking good +"My lifelong-bachelor uncle passed away unexpectedly, I stopped by last night to remove any porn before the rest of the family saw anything.",Need a Protocol 0 +"Clonazolam, aka - I just woke up in my underwear on my back patio and there's a bunch of charges I don't recognize on my card","Also, where did I get a Motorola razr?" +Top 5 things to know about Radeon Software Crimson ReLive Edition,They removed my saturation slider :( +Shitter was full!,MERRY CHRISTMAS! +China Tells Trump That Climate Change Is No Hoax It Invented,"well, of course china would say that, do you think they would admit it?" +List below offers - 9 Champion Crates 2 - Breakout Snakeskin - Breakout Dotmatrix - Disco Wheels - Giant Crimson Dildo (Unicorn) - Forest Green Crown - Lightning Boost (2x),Xdevil for crimson unicorn? +14 years old work. I am from Japan but currently living in KL. Do you think I am able to work anywhere? Do you know any restaurants or shops that I may be able to work in? Or any websites that can help me find a part time job? I still go to school on weekdays but I need a job for weekends or public holidays.,They took our jeeeeerbs +I was awwing until the last line. Why?,"What are you, her lawyer?" +I'm going to go with Larry Izzo. It doesn't get much dirtier than playing in your own shit.,The GG Allin way +"For those who didn't match first choice residency... I have been shadowing recently and am falling in love with orthopedic surgery at the same time as I become increasingly disenchanted with the more 'medicine' focused specialties. Obviously ortho is one of the most competitive specialties, and I don't want to be completely unrealistic regarding my application. My question is, for those of you who didn't match your first choice of residency or were advised against it because of your stats, particularly if you felt like you belonged in that specialty, where are you now? I'm sorry if this has been posted before but I was unable to find anything on it.",Enjoying my pgy 1 year in radiology and planning to stick to it. +A,Y +If Objects Screamed Their Name Every Time It Was Used,\*combing hair* fork...fork...fork...fork...fork... +"There has been zero evidence shown to link Trump or the GOP to Russia's actions. At this point all claims point to this being an independent move by Russia to leak negative authentic emails from the DNC/Podesta in an effort to harm Clinton and potentially get a more preferable person elected. Without collusion by the candidate though, we can't just reject the results of the election based on the independent actions of a foreign government. Headlines like this are ridiculous.","You really don't understand why the details of intelligence investigations aren't being published by the media, or how a public inquiry would solve that problem?" +He posted the edit about 4 hours after I posted my comment.,"Listen, I don't want your excuses." +"He became famous in 2015, the unpaid child support is from 2010. Perhaps he didn't pay before because he didn't have the money. That would even explain his motivation here. Non-payment of child support means he likely got hauled to court at lest a few times, and suffered because he didn't have money to pay. Now he does, and is enjoying it.",Don't see how people not understanding this when you look at the dates. +Hon hon hon,baguette uh... eiffel tower +"Simply put, the Cubs defense. If we're going to credit pitchers for poor defense by not letting it damage their ERA (unearned runs), we should debit them for incredible defense.",But we aren't even the best defense according to that whatever award. +"They aren't machined by hand, though, and Apple does that part too.","They actually contract all there manufacturing to third parties, I believe Foxconn does a large percentage of the process" +"AFAIK, glyph is coded as something like +999 armor for the duration.",Oh... that moment when somebody scarcely recalls hearing something somewhere and thinks it's okay to bring that up to dispove you... +I think Alabama will have a decent team in the future.,"Nah, their coach is a scrub." +Basically T-Mobile will finance me a phone for 24 months(interest free) but will buy it back for half the initial loan after 6 months. The program allows you to upgrade more often.,"I don't blame you for taking advantage of the program, but Jump sounds like the worst example of shallow consumerism I've ever seen in the industry!" +Scott Minto,Well meme'd +"Lmao at the who whole woman keep looking at me like they me or want my dick BS. Its one thing for a girl to come up to you and give you her number or ask for your number. Sure thats worth posting about, and means you probably look halfway decent, a girl really really really likes you, or something. Like someone else put it It's not a success story until your dick is in her pussy. Best mentality to have. Ive always been of the mindset that if a bitch likes you, she will either make it very obvious, and/or she will come talk to you. Lol at girls looking at a guy. Is there some kind've special fucking look they give that lets you know she wants you. Genuinely curious lol. I bet there are quite a few captain save a ho types on this forum. Guys that legitimately will wife someone elses piece of trash bitch who is damaged goods, and has probably been thoroughly fucked a thousand or so times and has sucked on a few guys dicks. For instance I fucked the shit out of my ex piece of shit skeezer girlfriend at least a thousand times. Maybe two thousand times. She sucked my dick, and some other weird stuff. I would never go back out with her, ever. She's damaged goods, and pretty much gutter trash at best. Literally I would have to get paid a very very good sum of money to go back out with her. Why anyone would go out with a girl similar or worse, or much worse than that beats me. Only a cuckold phaggot would stoop to such levels imo.",10/10 troll +"So when humans fuck up the environment enough that the oxygen levels of the atmosphere slowly fall to the point where 99% of the human race is laying dead in the streets and the remaining few hundred thousand are clawing over the piles of dead bodies gasping for the air that they'll never receive- some cockroach is going to turn to his buddy and wonder what's up with all the humans? Check out all those dead humans, Carl. Pretty weird, huh? Yeah, never seen anything like it. Wonder what happened? Dunno... hey, you should post this video on Roachit. I bet you'd get a ton of upvotes.","I mean, it's not called humanit" +"I just had to say this. It really seems like the Native Americans are kinda losing their creativity in making up their names these days: Blackfeet Chief Earl Old Person. I guess his deputy chief, John Just Some Guy wasn't able to attend?","Considering that Native Americans have the shortest life expectancy, by a notable margin, of all the various ethnic groups in the US, perhaps the name has more significance to them than you give it credit." +"new york, do you hate me?",You kinda smell. +"Rubio, others hope Trump will ditch Obama efforts to improve U.S.-Cuba relations",The embargo hasn't worked for 50 years...let's try 50 more! +"What's with Kuznetsov so far this season? Haven't been able to watch a lot of Caps games, but I caught tonight's game and he was invisible. 0 points in a 7-1 win. After such a dominant year last season, what's changed? Confidence issue?",This probably goes back to his playoff performance last season right? +"He was just putting on a goofy act, fuckin' wth Luke. Testing his patience.",Like jar jar +"All 501(c)(3) organizations are tax exempt. There is nothing wrong with a church being tax exempt... there is only something wrong with it breaking the rules that come with that status. We can talk about specific churches that should lose their status, but it's absurd to suggest that all churches should lose their status.","They should have to at least filled out the 503(c)(3) forms, not be exempt." +How do you even respond to that lol,"My response would be will you at least buy me dinner first, but that could end up with no sexy times." +"Twitter has suspended the accounts of several members of the American alt-right movement, including the leader of a white nationalist think tank.",I sure this will help increase their user base. +Bee Movie but it's 20000x faster,This is more realistic for netflix and chill nights. +No I know that jingle. I'm talking about actual classical music played through the speakers in the station. It does not play all the time and does not seen to play at a set time and does not seem to be train related. It's driving me and my wife batty trying to figure out what triggers it to play.,Ill have to listen out for what you are talking about. +Her demon form has plus a whip instead of a bow,"Ooh, so she can AoE attack?" +They are wearing parachutes.,"Still though, i'd rather do something safe for an adrenaline rush like wingsuit flying" +Skater rage,Don't those boards cost money...? +"U.S. crime rates by county, 2014","Amazing that Compton, Watts, and NYC have no crime." +Tyron Woodley and race.,inb4 ban +We all know they'll find a way to blame liberals.,If the damn liberals didn't give them the coverage in the first place they would have never known what they were missing! +"Sorry, but would it be too much if I asked how much you're getting paid for this? I can't find the information anywhere and it'd be nice to know. I'm just curious :P",Average in the Phoenix AZ area is $12-14 per hour plus like $10/day in tips and around 2g bud per day depending on the dispensary. +should I keep playing,if u arldy think the time is wasted in playing it prob is +"Oh yeah, it's basically a lawless zone where even cops fear to go.",Bitch please i live in Chicago we make Connecticut look like paradise lol +Getting selfies with celebrities is the new autograph,Do you think in 50 years you'll be able to sell your selfie with Ron Swanson for more than a Ron Swanson autograph? +"Stop picking Aggression in Competitive Seriously, why...just why?! These past 4 games have been so troublesome because people don't know how to play Competitive. I had to fucking carry my team as Mal' Damba! And we still lost! Please pick other way more useful items like Cauterize and Wrecker, even Bulldozer. And for the love of Jesus Christ do not play Competitive if you can't get good with your Champions! Good day!",But why would I need antiheal if I can just kill them? +What are these called? I want some but I don't know the name.,"MBP or Mac Book Pros , you don't really want one of these" +Hangin' out down the street the same old thing we did last week,"And not a thing to dooo, but TALK to yoooou" +Guessing it's the guy from dateline,"risky click, it's so much worse" +"Europe would probably be better off without the EU, at this rate. The refugee crisis isn't acceptable.","Yes, all the problems of Europe started with the refugees." +You telling me that people drowned out the news media with fanatical myths?!,There must be some term for people having a bias and seeking out information that reaffirms it... +Seems a sensible move. Hopefully the next step is sans guns.,"The world is full of nice people, nobody even needs a military anymore" +You couldn't have picked a better time to join,"This is the best time, because a few months later Trump is going to throw them all out." +"What the fuck, I thought I had an achievable goal. How the hell does one do over 100 in a row?",No idea. +"Thatsa nota howa da Forceum workums, okeeday? - Jar Jar Binks, 2015","Oh maxi big da Force -Jar Jar Binks, 32 BBY" +"That's awesome. For frozen options, i like Amy's All American and Beyond Meat Beast Burgers. I like Field Roast burgers most of all, but most places sell them refrigerated instead of frozen (though my local vegan market does sells them frozen, so you might find em in the freezer somewhere). You can find all of these at WF.",Second the Beyond Beat Beast Burgers if/when you can find them. +"What are your tricks for holiday survival? With the holidays coming up, I thought it would be nice to gather some tips for making things a little easier. Holidays with my in laws are generally uncomfortable, boring, and all around unpleasant. FIL complains about his horrible lot in life, various medical issues, and lack of money. Then he'll throw in some racist bullshit for good measure. MIL talks about her job and nothing more. BIL talks about being in the military and how no one else has such a demanding job (he mostly does paperwork) or understands what it's like to not like your boss. Then he'll demonstrate some karate. We all sit in the living room staring at each other, trying desperately to make conversation. There's no TV or radio, so any lull in the discussion is complete silence. I haven't come up with any tricks to make 90% of this bearable, but I will share the one thing I do. My in laws are...not great at cooking. So we always go there after my family and I can claim I'm too full to eat. It's better than picking at food and taking occasional bites of grossness.","Wine, dogs, small children, and strategic seating arrangements." +Both.,Schrodinger's joke? +Die in hell,LIVE IN PARADISE! +"And now that it's all coming out in the wash, all it does is erode public confidence in policing. It's sad.","Easy to fix, just raid some of those weed dispensaries that are corrupting our pristine youth, that'll win everyone over." +Se termina la vida en La Tierra. Los potencias tienen listas naves de evacuacion para gente de cada nacion que formaran colonias en otros mundos. Estas armando el bolso cuando recibis un mensaje del ente coordinador argentino diciendo que tu lugar se lo dieron a Jacobo Winograd.,_It's always the jews_ # +when a programmer and designer meet on tinder,Please tell me you had sex +"The history of failure of a 90 year old organization with a record-holding 54 year Stanley Cup drought, which only made the playoffs a total of 7 times during the 25 year time period when there were only 6 teams in the league, and plays in an eyesore of a building (that replaced one of the most beautiful rail stations on the planet) that didn't exist 50 years ago and which won't exist in about 7 years when the lease expires? *THAT* history?",booooooooooo +Now that's how you protest. So much more productive than holding up traffic shouting at no one.,no one ever marched across bridges or anything in effective ways before +"See, we got to the end, and i got to the last arch before you blast off, and i had been playing with the same friend since the beginning and i was standing there waiting for them for like five minutes, and i never saw them again. I was sad but at the same time i caught myself legitimately thinking Its alright, i know they can handle themself. Like for a game with zero dialogue, and one emote button(not even an emore button) you can sit there be paired up with a random player, and by the end of it all know that youve made a friend, its just, ugh amazing. Haha","I just finished it and yes, it is amazing!" +"Funny you mention the USA. We don't see language the same way. A lot of xenophobes here want to push English, but we have no national language. If Spanish speakers affect the local government enough to have Spanish exist in the schools, then that is right within our system. It's a false argument that allowing another language to be taught **regionally** imposes it unfairly on others. It can be worked out. It would seem the unity of Syrian society hinges on respecting the diversity therein, not stifling some because they are a burdensome minority.","Not to mention the entire US south-west has been deeply influenced and integrated with Spanish language and culture, since long before the US was even a political entity" +Engineering Fallout Style,"Ah, the standard build style I used for my Minecraft homes, take that ya fuckin creepers!" +Job interview,"Ha jokes on them, i'm a time traveller." +If you keep up that diet long enough you will die.,How long is long enough? +Varian is at 47% WR. Are we finally ready to admit we have no idea what we're talking about? A lot of doomsayers said oh no here comes the next Samuro. 65% winrate inc. He can solo a baws. What say you now?,yeah i lost like 5 QM games in a row last night against teams with Varian sooo clearly Op! +His ultimate is a bait actually. I like him.,Basically makoa. +"It's a fine game in it's own right, but undeservedly put up on a pedestal because it was made by those underdogs from Obsidian, who were put on a time constraint (like every other developer ever, and to which they agreed to) by the big bad evil Bethesda. They conveniently ignore glaring flaws in the game that if Bethesda had been responsible for, would be eaten alive. Things like how a courier who's lived in the Mojave for who knows how long knows nothing about the fucking Mojave. NPC's that feed their life story to you at the drop of a hat. The 100% evil Legion, even though the game is lauded for it's bullshit moral greyness, That's not to mention the emptiest, most boring open world design I've ever seen in a game. But hey, it was made by those rebel developers sticking it to the man. The internet eats that shit up. Because the internet is stupid.",Sounds a bit like the story of Prey 2. +Is it time for someone *cough* the Vikings *cough* to give Ray Rice a 2nd chance? Worst running game of all time.... we need one yard. Please consider it Rick and Zim.,"Yes, sign more RBs who will be rendered neutral behind our dumpster fire of a line!" +This has happened to me too. Online dating is absurd as well. I have in my profile that my whole lifestyle when the weather is nice revolves around being active. I love whole day hikes etc. My photos pretty much all reflect that. It says in my profile that I am looking for someone who is the same. I don't hate fat people and I have no desire to be mean to them. By why in the fuck would you reply to that profile if you are clearly obese? I honestly think some of these people feel like if they got together with someone like me it could help get them healthy. I'm sorry but that's not my job. You have to care enough about yourself to not get that way in the first place or you are going to have a fuck of a time finding someone active that's attracted to you.,We are male and should feel bad about our wants and desires. +Why have a drivers license in multiple states? I listen to a well known podcast and allegedly one of the hosts claimed that they had a license in two different states and it saved their ass once. Why? What is a positive thing about having a drivers license in multiple states?,I believe if your insurance is out of a different state some states won't report driving violations to that state. +Win gyms easily by using this Gym Counter feature!,"title seems clickbait but its actually really practical and useful, upvoted" +"Donald Trump will be president thanks to 80,000 people in three states",WaPo wouldn't be bitching and moaning if Hillary won in the same fashion. +Proud he broke a pedophile enabler's leg. Joe Paterno was a dirt bag.,"But he was a legendary football coach, which excludes him from criticism for committing heinous acts." +The headline makes it sound so sinister.,Yeah I bet the organ donor was unconscious right? +Peaceful protestsTM - fucking disgusting,"Yes, let's take lessons on how to be peaceful, harmonious and tolerant from these people." +"The phrase the worst at healing has heavy implications that it's not viable. What it doesn't provide in healing it makes up for in many other ways, including damage and utility.","There was never an argument of utility here, simply a statement of their healing performance when compared to other classes." +I'll trust Malzahn more than some random dude on the internet,I hope everyone remembers to come back and upvote me on Saturday! +What if the OP was just getting a coffee? That's also an exception to parking laws right?,Only if they had their hazard lights on. +"Agreed. However, though we cannot determine if these outcomes are the cause of or caused by religion we can claim that these areas have not been improved by religion.","I can agree with that, we can't say for sure how religion relates to that poverty but we can be certain it hasn't alleviated it." +Kansas BCS bowls: 1 Mizzou BCS bowls: 0,K-State BCS bowls: 0 +No they arent. The plants are not a good change. Most of the reworks are horrible.,You forgot the +Foreign Political posts. All people are Henry Kissinger in social media.,I have a couple of friends who tell their fellow Americans they cant understand race relations unless their (insert appropriate race here) and then go and lecture everyone on Israel and Palestine like they've been in the war rooms with each side. +Infrastructure is a big part of it; in the 60s there were all the rocket engineers in rocket factories making ICBM rockets. Today you need to set up most of that from scratch like SpaceX did as almost everyone just uses legacy Russian engines.,Let's dust off those Saturn Vs we have laying around and fuel them up! +Sounds like legislative theft.,Why you goddamn antisemitic bastard! +"Genocide - they can call it whatever they want and attempt to substantiate it, but it's still genocide.",Why you goddamn antisemitic bastard! +What Jack Ruby Said . . . .,This is antisemitic goddammit! +"Israel is always the victim, even as they massacre Palestinians, they are always the victim.",Why you goddamn antisemitic bastard! +Unlike all those good wars that werent waged by the worlds elite,You've got me there. +It still was 64$ in europe.,How do you expect me to remember the price of a small indie game +Means more porn!,....I'm kinda into that black stuff. +Will we ever see FPGA USB/PCI cards for desktop/laptop simulation of retro consoles. As FPGA tech be comes more available I am wondering if will see it used in/with our PCs. I think hardware simulation would be pretty cool. This would mean lower latency and complete accuracy. Does anyone think this will happen?,"My more in depth response is in the thread already posted, but the TLDR is no: a software emulator running on a modern processor will always be faster than a hardware one on an FPGA, easier to develop, and will target a much much larger user base." +That's insane! Maybe don't do that then :),"We will see, that's with all the stuff, like camping supplies and the gun and mags." +"Yeah, and taking campaign contributions is much better than taking bribes because... well, it's legal at least.","lol, forgot the" +"As BoS Sentinel I send any ghoul settler to Coastal Cottage, which is not hooked to any settlements. I put a gathering bell in the deep hole and every so often call them all in for a good old fashioned cleansing of the Commonwealth.",Dude... +Atlas was a Titan not a god so I don't think he'd work,"Medusa, Arachne, Ravana, Bakasura, Erlang, SWK are not gods." +Speaking as someone from the Pacific Northwest who visited Ireland for about a month back in 2003.... You have less black people than we do. That's saying something.,"I remember counting like 3 black people in the PNW, until I got to Seattle (where there was a clear increase)." +"You realize the purpose we're discussing is finding ways to raise revenue, right? Proposing offsetting taxes isn't constructive in this setting.",Why don't we just make income taxes 50-99% and then we'll have plenty of money to spend how we want? +Oh they for sure were able to hear it,Yea realistically those rings wouldn't fit correctly in the ear but this was supposed to just be a joke referencing the Roy/Roenick interaction from back in the day +Mike Turning Fruits Into Vegetables Pence?,Mike Putting the AC/DC into LGBT Pence? +"Uhhh, of course they have the same amount of points if they've played the same amount of games and have the same average? It's the same stat, people!","No dude, if they have the same amount of points and played the same amount of games, then they have to have the same average." +It's funny because we refuse to let them die out.,"I think China will be around for a while, without our help." +"Super strikes are easy with two tur super vegitos. Just awaken yours bro. If you need help, (just use a mod to awaken him)",He said he can't do the Dokkan events. +Viagra overdose. If you overdose on viagra ... Do you die hard?,Ah so thats what the movie was about. +making 25% of the payment requirement and 75% of it going to valve. (god forbid it changes to have the author gain even less especially since the whole agreement was shady to begin with) is fairly scummy. Especially since there was no clause that required them to keep the mods up to date in the initial draft.,currently: nexusmods and site like that reap in some premium membership money while authors get nothing under valves hand: authors gain something and valve takes a cut yeah i can definitely see that they prefer it the way it currenlty is +Nice win 3 minor pieces vs queen,"If you post your own games, include your own annotations." +Steam also doesnt have option for 64 as the patch nodes said,open the poe folder and open PathOfExile_x64Steam.exe +"Why would you hunt down a clean, novice Viper?",How dare you criticize the completely valid and not at all psychopathic murderhobo playstyle? +There was a time you took your mouth off your moms tot and never put it back on again.,Yesterday? +"I highly doubt a tribal child from Africa has any chance of becoming the president of the United States. Yes, I see the potential for Obama jokes. Don't do it...",Yeah Barrack Hussein Obama jokes aren't funny. +what level is type null?,"40, and is unbreedable." +"And some fans are sick of it. We want mma, not the conor show.",Hater! +That isn't how disease works in the sloghtest,It's a made up disease. +Shit - I'm out in bangor.,Just ask your neighbor +"2 Tx votes. One for Ron Paul(lol), and one for Pancake Man.",Pancake man? +I don't think it's good on any hunter tbh.,Loki +"Hey, tell me one thing..","You can never turn down phys protection, even if the whole team is magical" +It's 'birra'. 'Birria' means something like 'very little of something',Apt username! +"My mom lives with me, because she can't afford to live on her own. Are you insinuating that the relationship I have with my mother is similar to that of a girlfriend? Because that's silly at best.",Think you'll die before your mom? +That's the benefit of having a laptop; you can't waste $110 on things like BF1.,But for the electricity bill because it's charging nearly the whole time +"They get decent spin there. It's a pretty overall well rounded pitch imo, and the stadium is a good size without being too small or big, plus decent seating.","Cheers, I'll definitely pay attention next time there's a match there" +libertarian != liberal,"Smaller government or lack of government interference into a persons life, is a pillar of Liberalism, it isn't just confined to Libertarians." +"Assuming you're not a senior, four years of inaction on climate change will probably have an impact on you down the line because of its global impact, barring some sort of miracle that turns the fight from stalling the impact to actual reversal of damage. And that's optimistic, because it could be worse than just inactivity on climate change.","But hey, at least he got to say fuck you to some SJWs!" +So was the goal 99 smithing or 2000 total level?,Why not both? +Actually 53!,Let's not forget Tom was an extra in Straw *Dogs*. +"you can not use overhead prayers but you won't last the full 6hours on just 1000 hp of absorb without pray melee. you just pray flick piety + rapid heal + pray melee. and by pray flick i mean spam click. you won't get the prayer boosts every tick, but its better than not using it",if you spam click you run out of prayer in no time lmao you're talking bullshit +Talib is a boom or bust ballhawk but Harris is the consistent shut down. Harris has locked down #1 and outside WRs too. It is a misconception to label him purely as a slot CB.,I want to play the steelers again because I think CHJ will rise to the occasion +Have those people seen the DNC leaks? How is it possible they still consider her a viable candidate?,lol +Did some EE hunting tonight with a friend. We played some time on SoE. Was the summoning key always blue?! (Phone quality image),Yes. +"Basically you need a couple of high-powered antennas, one connected to the router at the store and one to an access point (repeater) at the apartment. You're looking easily $300-400 for the parts to make this work.",I mean.. back in my day we made due by starting with Pringles Cans. +"Trump says tell bob I say hello, key does..... good manners and decent behavior albeit awkward is how I see it Good relationship building really.","Nah man, it shows that John Key is gonna do whatever Trump tells him because he's a sucker for the US." +Would people actually go to the bondage cafe if one were to open in the plaza?,for the memes yeah +"This Club is in my blood, it's a way of life. -NBA legend Steve Nash",Who's going to be a big time player That's certainly NOT speculation +Beastiality,I guess Disney doesn't have a movie on spelling though +Weekly Battle Feed - 28th Episode Clusterfuck feat. Psycoses,Please don't ever stop making these. +Please don't encourage Gaijin further with that crap. They will probably give us inflatable boats now.,Inflatable battleship* comrade ))) +What is your opinion on that guy on discord? His name is Vethos. I mean he seems pretty cool to me,Kinda weird :^3 yknow like Sheldon from BBT +"ELI5: Dedicated graphics, please.",Just added bits that process graphics much better so you can have better quality games and the likes +Inboard M1 Delayed Yet Again,My shipping estimate slipped from early December to early January. +China Tells Trump That Climate Change Is No Hoax It Invented,Exactly what would a climate hoax creators would say +"What player from your childhood do you think will be lost to history? As a Braves fan I think back to being a kid and of course Chipper, maddux, glavine, smoltz and even Andruw get all the love, but boy was Kevin Millwood really good for a few years. Guys like that, who probably will never be brought up very often",Albert Belle +The Toyota logo is genius!,Even if that was intentional this isn't really a sign of good design... +"I read this as I'm on the bus travelling toward a job interview. I've been unemployed for 10 months, so here's hoping this article lends me luck.","Knock 'em dead, ace!" +"Game Thread: San Francisco 49ers at Carolina Panthers The automod didn't create the thread so sorry, no live stats this week!",What's the word on J-Stew +Shea Weber hasn't recorded an assist in 10 games,We lost that trade +How to effectively kill Sombra as Bastion,EZ enough hehe +No,rekt +Thank god we are going to make America great again! Just like those good old days.,How? +10.18.2016 - What Even Is a Canuck? Edition: St. Louis Blues @ Vancouver Canucks (9:00 p.m.) Will add more this afternoon. 3-0 BABY!!! #### LGB!,snek +"These 2 damage skins are the same, and I got Nexon'd 200 Rice Cake Coins",As if farming for the ring wasn't a hassle already +ziiiiiiiiip,It's ok to let let that stupid joke die. +Why don't you start posting spoilers on the Twitter account while you're at it?,It's all right if he puts CP next to it. +"Since her teleporter is like a revive, it should really get more PotGs. I hope eventually we get a 15 second potg of 4 people jumping out of her teleporter one by one. All to their death off a cliff.",+4 for the Rez +4 for environment kill. +"Man oh man, this guys miniature painting skills are next level",That's what we call gold dragon level painting +Well he can fucking UNPOST it!!,"I know it's an emergency, that's why I answered the phone." +"That's probably the strategy I'd consider. Normally this would never be the case, but if somebody is doing something threatening enough - when driving you should remember you're wielding a 3000lb weapon. If they do something like shooting, F' it. I'm gonna ram them as hard as speed allows.","Sadly, my car only weighs 2200 lbs, so I'd be at a bit of a weight disadvantage..." +"My phone takes a full minute at least, Samsung Galaxy S5 Mini, so it's not even such an old phone","Its ancient and a value brand phone, no offence" +There are people that actually think this way? Unbelievable. The EC reversing the results of the election would make the riots in Portland look like a game of Candyland.,"Those are paid protesters, incited by the media!" +Alvarez on WOR -- The WWE have something big planned for Survivor Series Just listened to the latest episode. Alvarez claimed the WWE have something big planned for Sunday. Meltz didn't say much other than a 'yeah.' Take that as you will.,"Ellsworth turns heel, costs Team Smackdown the win" +Remember when that freak went to the Amish community and killed a bunch of little girls? The Amish went to the sick freaks funeral and sat with his wife and prayed for her afterwards. I've traded with them before. We're vastly different people but they don't push their beliefs on you and treat you like a friend if you strike up a conversation. Some of the best people I've ever met.,Very Christ like +What? Nuclear power plants do not cleat nuclear explosions?,"Well... He saw it, you can't argue with that!" +"His electorate, of course. But try telling them that in a year when they can't buy healthcare, food, or gas.",You mean when the liberal elites RUIN AMERICA! +Things that your Grandma also got run over by:,Taxes +Boo!,r/thecatdimension +The electoral college makes sure a diversity of people decide elections so homogenous high population areas don't silence opposing ideas.,"Instead, homogenous low population areas can silence opposing ideas, which is much better." +"yes, instead we should just appease Russia, let them do whatever they want, to their neighbors and to our elections. that's sure to make the world a better place right?",Appeasement worked really well last time! +These people are the new edgy random humor and we really really need to get rid of them soon,but these crippling depression/hang myself memes are so funny and not overdone at all! +Tudor Pelagos LHD,"Imo the dial is too minimalist, needs more lines of text." +Is this just Travis lashing out to bring Kanye and Cudi back together?,CUDI AND YE PLS LOOK AT WHAT UR DOING TO UR SON. +no luck ;(,"Oh, well last thing you could do is unplug router cable for 2 days, it should work by then...." +LOUD NOISES,ROOK MINE +"But it easing traffic ISN'T a fact. In terms of induced demand, tell me what's meaningfully different between widening a road and telling people that transit is getting a bunch of people off the road.","I was talking about the sentences in the ad you posted, I thought that was what you were talking about too." +4 times the crowd has laugh/cheered for Clinton. No rebuke.,Good thing that's not part of a drinking game. +PLS INSERT TLDR; here,Im still waiting for your tldr +"I mean that's good right ?, I mean for people in general , obviously not good for BTLers.","For millions of tenants, it means they are fighting more and more potential tenants (factoring those given their eviction notices) for fewer and fewer rental properties, which creates a bigger sellers market and puts an upward pressure on rents." +Our station is selling them for like $9. If you're serious about wanting one PM me.,Can you ship them? +"Thanks for the ideas. I'm in the US, but I'll try to find some of that honey.","yeah, not sure how widely it is available, definitely in oz, so good luck!" +Any hotline miami fans here?,Do you like building people? +Amerikaans rechts is in Nederland echter nog rechtser.,Ik dacht eigenlijk dat het links zou zijn. +"Huh, found Inspector Clouseau's Reddit account.","Huh, found salty old cuntflap jerky's account" +"Yeah Gary Johnson throwing things off by ~3% seemed to cause enough trouble, imagine if it'd been someone people actually liked!","Yeah, it had nothing to do with the fact that almost 1/2 the voters just didn't vote." +The perfect time for a video to buffer.,Evidence that she is a reptilian! +I'm starting a 300 WN8 club,Fucking elitist! +Roast me like the pig I am,Does Kermit know you're doing this? +"AMA 35 years old. been with over 400 girls in 8 countries over the past 12 years. ask away! specifically los angeles, san francisco, taiwan, thailand, south korea, indonesia, singapore, hong kong and vietnam. ask away! and yes im STD free (whew) ill check back in the morning and answer all your questions!",Why not Come to Philippines? +Britain just passed the most extreme surveillance law ever passed in a democracy,The government needs to know what *you're* doing 24/7 in order to know what terrorists are doing. +I hope they re-tell his origin story. I've forgotten it since the last film.,UNCLE BEN NAOHHOOOOOOOO +"Well done! How many successful defenses did you have? I'm a TH10, last season 96 attacks and 3 defenses.",I had 2 during the push 1 pushed me into Champs 2 and the other into Champs 1 oddly enough. +I was preparing myself to make a this preteen pulls badder bitches than I do joke but this pedophile shit is pissing me off. The frequency is ruining the lulz for me.,I'm truly sorry that you weren't raped by a teacher as a child. +...and 5300 of the employees under her got fired.,They should have put a $125 Million termination payout in each of their contracts. +"If original Xbox titles were available on the One via BC, what would be your top 5 picks Mine would be: The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time Need For Speed: Underground 2 Elder Scrolls: Morrowind",KOTOR would fill slots one thru five. +"That is a jug of paint that contains a small percentage of milk so that you will know the paint os dry, when the painted room smells like rotten milk, the paint is then dry.",Sign me the fuck up +BALD GOAT ALLU,2meta5me +He's probably already finished and waiting until he dies to release them just so everyone will panic for a little while.,And at his funeral they reveal he was Robert Jordan all along +"This is true, but there are actually a lot of kratom advocates who are Trump supporters and genuinely believed a Trump administration would be good for kratom.","Oh ya, just like he's going to lower working class taxes and bring jobs back to America" +He was probably kicked because of his incompetence in handling the whole issue. The plan was 6 months in the making.,"Yeah, Mr modi and urjit Patel has shown great competence with implementing this plan." +"Ain't nobody, Son?? Honey? I think we've totally failed as parents.",Love you daddy +First thing I saw was Flash me those titties,Blitz is the best character N/A. +Why better than horses? Is it something to do with their size? Would a pony not work well even?,"One thing that wasn't mentioned, is that a horse just standing there would immediately get shot and killed, while a dog can be used to wheel in the machine gun and then ordered to lie down." +golden eye is old. please move on. the shooter genre has so much new content to offer.,"But the new games will be old in 20 years, so there's no way they'll be as fun as what comes out later, no point in playing them." +I'm ready for the meta bois,Gonna need tough skin with that build +"Beyond, jungler Monte goes on and on about how crazy SKT would be with Beyond on their team Not to mention one day carry junglers won't be meta anymore and Bengi will be top 3 in the world again","Oh yeah, definitely forgot about him, I like his playstyle as well." +I don't think it's that he likes china. It's more the fact that IG is paying him about 800k a year,"just to add to the other comment: he picked up chinese pretty fast and is one of the most successful pros streaming, most certainly he will turn to streaming, when his contract runs out." +Tried another comic: Mafia's Night Out (Maybe NSFW),The detail on the ass caught me off guard +Police 9gag fan,omg hes le badass-the comments +"Imagine a spider king, Carlo. A spider king crawling up your bed post while you sleep, completely unaware of the horror that approaches, silently. It reaches out with hundreds of hairy little legs. All eyes and pincers and fury and terror. Reaching out for *you*. There. Now it should be easy to imagine a snake king! You're welcome.",But would the snake King have 100 tails or 100 necks? +This Subway is telling people to eat next door,Even the arrow on 'y' is pointing towards the shop haha +omg quit saying the guy who did racist shit is racist you're so meeeeean,this is why Trump won +"Finally, a makeup brand that understands us fellow kids.",YASSSSS QUEEN SLAY THE ADSSSSSSS +I dont know why chicks would give a single shit.,"I dunno, construction is such a panty dropper" +Ehhh I knew a handful of people who did it in college,And they are well known to all be rich as fuck ofc. +tfw your guild leader is triggered by use of link,It was a calculated method of getting free internet points ^^^^don't ^^^^tell ^^^^them ^^^^though +New samurai class confirmed!!!!11,Warrior ST set skin +Sounds like pretty much any form of gambling in existence.,"Excuse me, I believe you mean game of skill" +"I'm waiting for that Haley to drop after christmas, and that Terrence is WAY too expensive.",I don't know what base Terrance Newman is but I imagine it's better than that Anthony Brown +This fallen tree is holding back the duckweed,"Yeah, but FOR HOW LONG." +Think I've drive on that road,I've drive on that road as well XD +Microsoft announces the nest version SQL Server for Windows and Linux,And here I was excited that my thermostat could run SQL server. +It's on the radar of the devs.,"Well, after that stupendous and astounding effort of the iPad version, they're probably needing months of rest, eh?" +Gives them an opportunity to charge crazy $$$ when they finally do release the better model,"Yeah, Microsoft and dell, and everyone else doing the exact same thing because of the same INTEL problem are all out to just gouge you." +"Oy, the grammar. She's as much a writer as she is an athlete.","You mean an elite writer then, right?" +Arrow writers are being gender neutral with Prometheus. Thoughts?,Just like the grave they haven't actually decided who Prometheus is yet. +"6th is a pretty decent placing tbh, shame we couldnt play better vs c9.",It's a placing we don't deserve honestly but what happened has happened. +So If I build a artificial dungeon block biome with neutral walls and fill it with water It should be settled?,"IIRC player placed dungeon walls don't make dungeon biomes, you need naturally placed dumgeon backwall." +The Eagle Huntress poster,"So, we're not supposed to use stewardess or actress but huntress is OK?" +Yeah this whole industrial revolution thing has caused some issues. Let's go back to subsistence farming.,"Yeah, that's exactly what I was saying..." +Who would have thought air pollution would link to bad things.,"Drill baby, drill!" +Clinton says US could ring China with missile defense,I feel safer already... +3 years of computer science and I never thought how freeing it might be to just quit and never look back. Thanks!,Or drink the coolaid and be a law abiding consumer that lets everyone and their monkey track everything you do. +"Birthday candle sales go through the roof, and we have another component to global warming.",And overpopulation on wild scales. +Just been through what you're going thru and we chose gas.,Bottle or mains? +Lion King - 2017 Teaser,God **DAMMIT** +"Does anybody know if decriminalizing possession of certain drugs can be done via executive order? I would think congress would need to pass a bill to eliminate federal drug sentencing guidelines if marijuana, etc are still classified as Schedule 1, but I honestly don't have a clue.. Can Obama do it with his pen alone, or would he need a bill on his desk? And if he can decriminalize via presidential powers, can he selectively choose which drugs to decriminalize, or would the action need to be far-reaching?","I believe its controlled by the DEA, which is not directly under executive control." +"Does anyone else find it peculiar that there is this huge push lately grasping at straws to connect pizza to pedo, yet no one is talking about the president elect's pedo problem?","Snopes, love that!" +I was against your format until this post. I eanted to see the best lf the best in game. But that kinda ruins the spirit of yhe competition. Now i agree with you. I eany to see only the best from each country.,Is your keyboard ok bro +"He's not your pal, bud.",Well my only pal is my right hand so I guess... +Calling racists out for being racist is now more taboo than racists saying racist things. What a time to be alive,They're just saying what everyone is thinking +I'm Alex Blandin of team outer world. Ill be doing a Q&a so feel free to ask me anything. We at team Outer World are looking to expand our social media presense and as such were going to be expanding more into new territories such as reddit. Fell free to ask me anything below.,How do you feel about tier zero decks like Wukong and tier -1 decks like Turbo? +TIFU by completely ruining my life.,fight it - and be glad she is out of your life. +Let her in,"Ho shit, looks like one of them fuckers on Spectral!" +I hate the word activist,"I have a bracelet that says feminist socialist activist, so I'm basically Che" +Use a slick side upper they said. It will make your build easier they said. They were right.,Or an assembled upper for same price as a stripped (thanks schuyler arms co) +Not sure if anybody would pass the second rule. Volunteers must have experience using opioids and not be dependent on opioids,Yeah I saw that you can't currently be addicted... That's gonna rule out a lot of people +Jay-Z. Someone who doesn't know that may not know Jay-Z = Hov,They don't deserve to know +"encouraged by this I decided to try the baltimore. Sailing directly away from a tirpitz while air spotted by aircraft I couldn't see I got citadeled, then next salvo detonated me.","The bow armor is good, the ass armor is not so good." +Dude had wrong number then wants to fuck my ass mild NSFW,"He put the winky face, now you have no choice but to tell him." +"Unpopular opinion - I don't want Gen2 until next summer I feel like if this game were to add more content now before fixing preexisting issues, it would do terribly. Also, the summer time is when most players are active and willing to put in the time!",Personally I'd prefer they work on actually improving the game and giving an actual tracker instead of just adding on to the issues. +"Wii U, this is exactly why it didn't sell well.",You mean the tablet ad-on for the Wii didn't sell well? +It's the 1st quarter of a 4 point game. Why are the downvote fairies out already?,Pats/Bills game. +2.5 Announcement with New League info,damn i wanted a necromancer class +Trump is stocking his administration with white nationalists,Off to a great start! +TIL kids in the 40s were pussies,"Yeah, if only they had been tougher they would have won the Vietnam war when they got older." +"Satoru Iwata: CEO, Game Developer, Gamer - Did You Know Gaming? Feat. Furst",Goddamn that's inspiring. +"Rick Perry is being considered for energy secretary, a position he wanted to eliminate",of course perry would be great for that - didnt you see he was on dancing with the stars? +"eh, we do it anyways noone really cares if they see it anyways","Thats true, I just dont because I dont want the wrong person seeing me with something i shouldnt have." +What is way more dangerous than people believe?,Weed +"I think this is related to the idea of being promoted to the height of one's incompetence. Basically you get promoted for doing well until you no longer do well, then you get stuck at a level where you're no longer effective. Like Michael Scott from the American version of The Office. Great paper salesman. Terrible boss.","Shit son, Michael was a great boss." +Captain Karlsson is getting married!,I love Karlsson. +It's aways a range rover...,Looks like a Chevy Trailblazer +"A young steel worker gazing out into the capitalist wasteland he so eagerly means to destroy (Texas, 2016)","OP looks like he's about to drop the hottest revolution of 2016 Marxspeed to you, comrade steelworker." +If there was only a way he could bulk up his hair....,Every fucking time +"And lose all aura's in the progress? I really don't see a use for this shield for melee builds, maybe for incinerate/flame totem.",wait is that BM for the shield or the entire build +It's still possible to file ridges yourself. I even go as far as to say you could hide the uneven angles even better if you were to file of parts. Or file the ridges in smaller size and you get scrapings of that.,"I guess it would be possible to file some ridges back on, but it wouldn't be easy." +"I got silenced after playing drunk as fuck, no clue what I said but it musta been bad. Or I was just useless.",I manage to get better while tipsy +"Just to play devil's advocate though, the most important question in the debate for me (as an almost-certainly-Clinton voter who still has significant reservations about her foreign policy) was when Wallace asked Hillary, explicitly, if you impose a no fly zone in Syria, and Russian jets violate it, what will you do? That's a really, *really* important question. Clinton didn't even pretend to answer (not even a b.s. answer, just dodged it altogether), and Wallace didn't press her on it *at all*. To me, it just felt like a lost opportunity, because I would love to hear her answer that question. But I imagine Trump supporters could read some bias into how Wallace handled that one.",Trump also dodged the question about whether he'd send troops into Iraq with a shaggy dog story. +"I (19F) found out my mom (50F) has been sleeping with our neighbor (23M~), who I have also been sleeping with. Not sure what to do, I feel horrible.","Look at the bright side, comparing STD test results with your mom could be a fun bonding experience" +Raciss-ass Sessions as AG: Never Even Apologize or Engage The Enemy. They lost. We didn't debate with the Emperor when we took Japan. Fuck them and their 40 year old quotes. Probably the best stanza in the lyrics of one of the best songs ever: I don't need to fight... To prove I'm right... I don't need to be forgiven! Millennials get extra credit if they the can ID the the song.,Darude - Sandstorm +And 10 Things I Hate about you is a modern version of Shakespeare's The Taming of the Shrew.,Yeah but guys like the princess bride too so it can't be a chick flick +"If the car is a rockin, thanks for not just walkin.",[NSFW] Wait... that makes it sound like you want us to watch you [having sex in your car.] +As long as the second amendment isn't touched (for white people.),You're such a racist. +I never never understand written sarcasm anywhere but on Reddit. I never understand written sarcasm anywhere but Reddit,"Inception, I was also" +What untrue fact did you believe was true for the longest time?,I thought blood in arteries was red and blood in veins was blue. +Trump is stocking his administration with white nationalists,White Power! +I'm -49. This is what it takes to make Reddit hate us. Not liking Hawaiian rolls,Fuck you and your not liking those rolls +Cool stuff for PS4 PayPal,SWC 2017 LootPack? +Northlane - Masquerade,Fucking banger +"When enemy tank is 43-1 and the other one is 66-0 it's probably time to put down your Sniper Rifle Just general advice. Yes, sniper class is your favourite class, but it's not very fun when entire team gets buttfucked by 2 tanks and people think the solution is...... to keep sniping. Lost just an Operations game, sector after sector same shit... 20 snipers, only me and my buddy trying to take out the tanks (that were repaired from outside by 2-3 support).",What does it matter if im not the one getting fucked up by the tank +HELP! Can anyone identify this?,Cia tracking hardware +"I'm learning to drive, and I feel so nervous because anyone could pull out in front of me with no warning, which has happened. Some people are just such dangerous drivers, and they won't take responsibility for their stupidity.","Fucking yes, last week it was raining pretty hard with low visibility and some dick in an Audi swerved between me and a semi, sped up, then did the same as they passed the semi." +"Massive bigotry, blatant conflicts of interest, terrifying foreign policy and general idiocy are fine, BUT DON'T YOU DARE COME AFTER MY WEED!!!!!","Racism and homophobia is fine, but I CAN NOT TOLERATE his pursuit of weed!" +Tell that to the guy who shot up a planned parenthood because of the insistence that they were selling baby parts But that guy is just a bad apple and mentally ill or something,"White people are never radicalized, they're just crazy lone wolfs!" +Why is nobody talking about the fact that Trump clearly doesn't love America?,but he had a US flag pin and Hillary didn't! +Luca's jailbreak uses html5 caching so you can save it as a web clip and it will work offline,FYI I just tried to open my web clip in airplane mode and it does not work. +could it be done through an HOA or something like that?,Yes. +Spent like 20 minutes in that game thread. My god Raps fans complain a lot.,"well to be fair, there were no denver fans to do any complaining on their part" +U.S. Citizens Now Hold About $1.3 Trillion in Student Loan Debt,"Yay, I'm a statistic now!" +Unfortunately for the ACLU they don't get to decide when a protest becomes a riot. If there was a lawsuit it would be very difficult for them to prove the leaders instructing the followers to disobey the police orders was not inciting a riot.,Impressive downvote count. +"I do. You build up a lot of bacteria at night and if you don't brush, you're eating it.",And your stomach will decay from caries! +"Neither was the original iPhone but if one is in good condition it'll be worth a lot. I'm sure this book, like all things apple, will retain most of its value if not appreciate.",I think you forgot this +"Decent Paintballs For Rec use? I have recently picked up a Speedball gun, an ion from SmartParts, which I've been told is good for a starter gun, as I've been playing paintball for a few months now. What's some decent paint for like $40 a case (2000 paintballs) for rec use. Basically playing against rentals and shooting a maximum distance of 50ft. Any help is appreciated, thanks! *Sorry for bad formatting, I'm in school doing this on my phone*","Valken, Nelson and APX" +Nacho Libre. When you are a man. Sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun,My favorite color is light tan. +"Either they had sex, or he cheated or did something awful to a close friend of hers. Something is definitely up and you need the air cleared.",OP said in a comment that his brother is married so I'm assuming he had an affair with OPs girlfriend +"Her calm highlights the two mindsets perfectly. Cool, calm, confident vs dumb, more dumb, sassy.",Yeah he loses his shit while she remains calm. +I didn't realize General Flynn was director of the defense intelligence agency. This makes the fake news claims that he believesconspiracy theories even more ludicrous. The guy knows serious classified shit and the morons at huff Po are trying to fact check him??,cuck po +"It was around 13 for me. I knew what masturbating was, but I wasn't sure how to do it exactly. Eventually, I put 2 and 2 together and began my journey into shameful manhood.",That's gonna be a weird journey considering you're a woman. +What are the little things that make a day slightly above average?,When that one person you want to message back replies instantly :) +"Oh shit, a goat!! HONK! HONK! HONK! Look everyone, it's a fucking goat!!","I'm on a goat motherfucka, take a look at me!" +An argument against more vault space,You are the devil. +"Not sure. After he got dropped from his one senior game, he had premature twins, so didn't really play VFL. It may be a 50/50, but if he isn't on much coin, might be worth another year.",apparently he is gone if you believe bigfooty +This is normally how my trades go :P,"Please, we need AH, this trade experience is horrible, my ignore list is full already." +Who's cartwright?,I'm Cartwright... +You are aware that this is called BESTofNetflix?,Pauly Shore received an Academy Award for his performance +Sorry the bracers sell for 4x the cost of the oblitirium. 4x bracers at 5k each to make 1 oblitirium that sells for 5k..,I hope you're not buying crafted gear off the auction house to obliterate..... +Preemptive banning. I like it.,It's fixed now. +Ubisoft managed to downgrade 9y old game...,Ubisoft....shocking. +The Last Guardian on PS4 somehow gets terrible framerate,They nailed the flip book style gameplay they were going after. +Got revived into this weird first person ADS animation,Happend to all of us atleast once. +they were attacked because they went to a dangerous place and the local criminals didnt want to be filmed. crims attacking crims,You need a +"GOT 'EM! Four charged with vicious beating of Chicago man. During beating they were yelling, Don't vote Trump",Hate crime for sure. +I watched that thinking what a strange ad for a car company. Fucking noodles! I should have known.,"What kind of fan are you, learn the bloody sponsors!" +"Considering he is right on the money, I want to know what reality you live in.",That :P was his way of saying +Any more stupid questions you would like clarified?,So everyone who asks questions is stupid? +"I mean realistically I'd do the same. When a bros gotta nut a bros gotta nut, i ain't gonna ruin that for him",I woulda just started laughing and walked away. +Even Donald Duck can't resist...,Imagine the music would be I've been looking for freedom. +"Scholarship Question Say a hypothetical prospective student were accepted into UA for the Fall 2017 school year with a 4.0 GPA, 26 ACT, and 1260 (new) SAT, highly active in high school, athlete, officer of multiple clubs, etc. As far as I am aware, none of this qualifies that student for any sort of scholarship (correct me if I'm wrong here). If this student were to score high enough on either standardized test so that they qualified for some sort of scholarship, could their admittance be updated to accommodate those higher scores? To get to the point: if this person were to score higher on the SAT/ACT after they were admitted, could they still receive a scholarship from it?","Yes, assuming you send the score, they will keep the highest one they've received (so if you opt to send it before even taking the test, and do poorly, they won't keep that score)" +Right wing Twitter is boycotting Hamilton like they had the ability to get tickets anyway.,That's economic terrorism! +How is this not a massive story??? We're gonna keep talking about whatever bullshit tweet he makes next though,"Well, Clinton has e-mails!" +Explanation far too reasonable. She obviously has brain parasites.,"Nah, she just has brain damage, so she might be a little slow from now on." +He called her Miss Housekeeping. Of course he is a vile racist. There is no other reason to call her that.,Housekeeping isn't a race! +Everything the liberals do end up creating the opposite result of what they intended...,Imagine if they just all up and left thinking we'd worry about them and look for them... Man I hope they don't do that. +I just don't get how people thought a billionaire who lives at the top of a skyscraper in NYC with his name on it is somehow a man of the people.,Call Sean Hannity.He calls trump the blue collar billionaire +He is perfect!!!!! Great work :),Thanks! +I only know that term from the horrible White Wolf product. It makes me feel dirty that I can say I came away with anything useful from it.,Kinda how I felt when I found out that Metis was an actual group of people. +#TRIGGERED: The_Deplorables on Hamilton,I thought the only people who got this offended were sjws +Magiskb0Y Player Profile,"I've had this falir since cluj, now I can proudly exhibit it :)" +"Unanimous picks for **Harvard**, because Harvard is vastly superior to that second-tier liberal arts college off I-95.","... Penn, Princeton, or Yale?" +#GREEK UNDERGROUND GAY PORN HARD,You are all Adonises +"Guys I did some serious hacking and found out his address, it's 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., Washington DC",I heard he's moving soon though. +"Ubisoft, pls change this spawn","No, just remove Acog on the MP5, it will fix everything" +Why don't we have legendary spells? Come on now blizzard. Toss it up a bit. Legendary spells could be an amazing thing. We have enough legendary minions. Give us dat legendary spell.,[[Call of the Wild]] +"All participants required password, including your opponents",So no way of joining up with a friend then fighting random opponents? +Which is such a shame as it's a beast in RB GF (u/hazey652) and has some of the sexiest skins in the game.,"The vampire is fkn great man, sure its a 7br jet that faces 9br jets like every game.. but someone will turn or fuck up infront of your guns and then it stays at 8br xd :( (also its great in RB GF as I think you know now JGSR)" +800 grams of fun!,(In its HE shell) +Only bright side to all this is giving my dad the worlds biggest I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO in 2 years when america is at war and his insurence is through the roof and the value of his house has droped by 80%.,LOOK HOW WE'RE SUFFERING UNDER OBAMA'S LEGACY +The talk of playoffs actually came from non Nuggets fans who assumed that Jokic and the youth movement would get significant minutes.,What a stupid assumption i mean who plays their great young players anyway. +"Congratulations r/MMORPG, You're Today's Random Subreddit of the Day!",Your favorite mmo sucks! +"Depends on the resolution of the image, no? If each page is a blown up 1k vector image you're fine.",But a picture is worth a thousands words. +"Regardless of team collapse, he gave up 3 on 18 shots.",Numbers = whole story always +"alt-light are just the biggest fucking hypocrites, 'Look at these Muslim crime statistics!' 'let's ignore these black crime statistics'","That's a double standard, not hypocrisy ." +so is it good on kwang,Yes +"if they are the same price, go for the 6400","Do you think the that the 6400 having a lower box clock speed (2.7 Ghz compared to the 4460's 3.2 Ghz) will have an effect on heavy gaming, such as Quantum Break?" +I'm just not even gonna comment,Wait so you dont need heavy industry grade machinery to build a pc? +I'm not dead!,I think I'll go for a walk +"What kind of titan abilities would you like to see? With just a couple of the titan shifters yet to be revealed, which sort of titans would be the coolest to see? I started thinking about this a while ago and would personally love to see a water titan or perhaps even a winged titan. I know it sounds silly, but you have to admit it would be pretty badass.",Fire Berserk Titan +Kao's identity was revealed long ago,Upvoted for ArianaGrande. +"Oh, thanks, haven't been there in a while. Plenty local craft?","Yes, tons" +You guys don't have Torres this year though :),We don't have a playoff spot either :) +It's Dormammu you clod!,"Get off Reddit, Peridot." +Arena is serious business,Oh sure is! +"Yeah this scenes done it for me, today is the day I never watch TWD again",You will be missed! +Anyone want Buffalo Wild Wings Nose Art? We have a MILLION of these at my restaurant,I would love one +"Clinton's lead surges to 1.6 million and 1.3 percentage points, with millions of California ballots left to count",sounds like trump has his mandate to me. +Could you give me a link and a time at what point in the vid it happens? I watched his entire first appearance again and he only scratches his forehead.,I think he did it right before he said I simply cannot decide but I may be wrong. +"These are all famous outside of the design world, with maybe one exception. I'm especially amazed you've never seen the chat noir one.",where would I have seen any of them in common usage? +De_Inferno banana smoke,I was half expecting it to land in some trash can +answers: question 1: 29 question 2: ? question 3: gunslinger quesiton 4: ? hope it help who ever is entering the contest,Question 4: 10 Question 2: 6 +My dad saw this guy on the highway,Just think of the fuel savings! +Scale Modelling that saves lives. A 1/2000 scale model of the entire Mississippi River built to study flooding,I hope the fit was good +The reptile people. It would be so hilarious to see Hillary just walk up to a podium and shed her skin while making reptile noises and her regular gestures.,Politicians in general seem like some sort of nonhuman trying desperately to understand these crazy hairless apes and never quite managing to. +Greven tordner mot Hollywood-film om seg selv,Dakar liten da.. +The North Pole is 36 degrees hotter than it should be right now: related to climate change around the rest of the planet,Good thing we elected someone into office who is so passionate about saving the planet from environmental collapse. +"Not Cole's fault. Prior to the restart, Sadler's team was over at their pitbox pleading. They weren't even acknowledging them; They just blew them off. That's a dick attitude towards a championship team.",But that 10 seconds of TV time +"one time while receiving Oral sex from a one night stand, she bit my penis hard enough to draw blood, she thought of it as foreplay, I noped the fuck out.",Fucking Cosmo... +"If you paid people a decent living wage, you probably wouldn't have to worry about them feeling the need to steal petty stuff.","Ironically it's the wealthy that steal the most, it's just usually not petty things, but millions of dollars, and people's lives." +Police anticipates terror attacks ahead of Christmas and New Year. Police said they will take preventive measures by arresting suspicious person.,"inb4 MUH HUMAN RIGHTS BEING VIOLATED, screw the human rights of the victims" +Go kid go,Karma +"Defer to her knowledge of Finland as a native No, that's not good enough! it's not because she's a native, it's because what she's saying is *factually correct*. I appreciate the retraction, but damn, drop the identity politics already. It's what misled you to be wrong in the first place.",But he is less wrong now! +"Now look at this found, that I just net, when I say throw, be ready to go!",Throw! +Well lookie what's in my wallet!,Looks black to me +The Carrier Deal is already having a HUGE impact on the 2020 Election...Trump won't even have to campaign.,What a fucking white male +France on ALERT: Police officer stabbed in throat and one dead in Paris shootout,BAN ASSAULT KNIVES #PRAYFORPARIS +The North Pole is 36 degrees hotter than it should be right now: related to climate change around the rest of the planet,Maybe it's Cus the submarine exhaust pipe is doing work! +God abandoned this part of reddit long ago.,#NAME? +"What this kind of parent fails to understand is that children shouldn't be grateful to be permitted to live there, they're the kids, they deserve to live there. Because while might not be their *house*, it is their home.",That's being an entitled millennial +"Shaco main stream, 750k points",Wow such stream very nice SeemsGood +"Well Skoal627, you might not like this, but that outfit will never be anything but 'outdoor manual labor.' It's not even particularly redneck, it's just work clothes. You need to buy new clothes, and if you want to look like what media describes as a country boy, you need to look like that dude in the shitty Nicolas Sparks movie The Longest Ride, which I had the displeasure of seeing on an airplane. Normally I'm in favor of saving what a person's got but I'm sorry to say you've gotta start fresh.","Dude, it's really hard to look like Scott Eastwood" +I don't think anyone is incredulous.,"Couldn't think of a better word at the moment, but yeah." +Golden Dawn supporters assault Greek refugee camp,How can we be sure it's not a far-left group trying to make the racists and xenophobes on the right look like racists and xenophobes? +^ Doesn't know what brigading means,What does it mean? +An Octopus swimming in a Miami parking garage.,Swimming +What is the minimum amount of money for which you are ready to give up sex and masturbation for the rest of your life?,"Depends how old you are, sex drive drops near zero in your later life." +Mine does this occasionally. Usually pulling the cable out of the back of the dock and plugging it back in fixes things. It happens about once a week. I just try to make sure it's actually charging when it's on the dock after a minute or two. Wish I had a better solution for you.,"I have tried unplugging it like you mentioned but it seems hell-bent on completely dying before recharging, I guess i'll just return it and get the 2nd Generation." +Thanks NY....SAFE compliant AR-15,I would love to see the NY-CA type stock used as the evil stormtrooper gun in a movie. +"once you hit top size ramming is stupidly ez the mace is one giant invincibility aura, its not about speed. you are so bad you dont even understand what the discussion is about pal. git gud.",That doesn't change the fact that someome could just run away from you lol +Conor McGregor's girlfriend during his fight against Eddie Alvarez,Jesus Christ he's facing a wrestler... he's gonna be exposed... I can't watch. +"figured it had to be, forgot sarcasm doesnt translate :)",Use +Entrepreneurs to Trump: Don't take away our Obamacare,If the entrepreneurs are so smart then they would have chose to be born rich like Trump! +Just remember though he has his finger on the button for the nukes.,Ya Trump is gonna nuke the whole world world +Now it just looks like a recolored Foxy,Omg You Make Me Wanna Die +What sub reddit inside joke do you know that people can tell quickly what sub it's from?,Unclear +:24,:25 +Tfw you accidentally receive all level up campaign rewards,Sell them +What are you having for breakfast today R/india? I had some aloo patty poha and lemon tea.,2 slices of bread with 100 gms of peanut butter. +"Don't step on me, I am the NIGHT! - it's Lunala in LEGO!",For some reason I was expecting something NiGHTS themed but forgot I was in the pokemon subreddit lol...need to wake up more +"Again, no idea what you are saying except invoking Hitler. The only people acting like Nazi's that I've seen are people on the left.",Im sure you have none trump supporter ;) +I'm a doctor,Prove it then.. How do I reattach my dangling arm +"Most FPSs don't support splitscreen on PC unfortunately, where they might on console.",PC players usually don't have many friends. +And trans men don't exist of course,What's a trans-man? +Fucking degenerates,Is that your fetish? +Another one.,We are all around you +A sarcastic comment is never ambiguous.,I disagree +Because support OPM!,Yeah! +"You're a whiny little bitch aren't you? Can't make it in Portland, so you're gonna whine on and on about invisible slights to cover for your own failings. It's understandable. You parents failed to teach you how to deal with adversity when you lose, so when Hillary lost, you lose your shit. When someone on Reddit calls your bullshit, you lash out. Time to grow up son, the real world doesn't owe you a hand holding, even though your delicate bitch feelings need it.",That's racists to my purple hair. +"WTF are munchies?? This is something it think a lot of people take for granted. How many other drugs can we name that make you want food so much? Why does weed seem to be the only drug with such powerful appetite increasing effects? And its a side-effect too, just something that happens also. Do we have any other drugs with similar effects? Side or main? Any insights much appreciated! Happy tripping",Xanax munchies is indescribably amazing. +I worked at the Genius Bar at two different stores for two years---AMA,What is love? +"How far-right we talking here? Because it mentions on the wikipedia page that he believes in nordicism. (I have no idea what that means, but it don't sound too friendly for non-nords).","Yeah, you know, the normal right wing stuff." +Damn! It's cheap too!,Shill +Take codes shove in old whine bottle then cork it and toss it in the ocean,"Wouldnt be a good Idea, since Gamers dont go outside" +You can't blame people when they're hesitant to ride MARTA after hearing news like this. And this this kind of shit happens all the time. And non-atlanta-citizens from time to time ask us on this sub: Are there any Marta stations to avoid? And anyone who suggests that THIS TYPE OF VIOLENCE might actually occur gets their ass handed to them. But we all know Marta is not the safest. And we all keep pretending like it is...,"North of five, stay alive, y'all." +"Have never seen those seasons. Stopped watching exactly when Andy was chosen as manager. And reading your comment and all the stuff about Jim and whatever just reaffirmed my decision of never watching them. Is like, the writing and production staff just said fuck it!","Go watch them, or don't comment on them." +To stop doing the derp walk in Walmart.,What does the derp walk consist of I need a visual? +Max lvl 1500 after 3 Trans?,Check out the FAQ. +Don't these same people fight against both assault style weapons and open carry??,"Of course, because one 'left-wing' person is exactly the same as all the others." +What would the ideal video game system be like?,xbox or play station +How to style to get Eddie Redmayne's hairstyle from the new Harry Potter film?,While we're at it does anyone have a suggestion to get his cheekbones? +Idk maybe the party that is run by a woman who leaked debate questions and was fired by CNN. Or the woman who was so unelectable she lost to a reality TV star. Or the woman who thought it was ok to let her illegal alien maid to print classified documents.,Seriously funny material right there. +It's called a mental illness.,It's called evil. +"Oh now I remember why I stopped to read this sub, sorry to disturb you, guys, cya.",Bye! +Maybe the west should start dropping crates of heroin on ISIS instead of bombs and let them waste away.,"Yes, drop crates of heroin to fuel their money." +How's that gun control working out Chicago?,"Doesn't matter, it is Trump's fault" +"While defending the overall purpose of international men's day last night, I said this almost verbatim.",But everyday is men's day +"I have a ton of old cosmo magazines, not sure how helpful they would be for your project, but I've got every issue from the last two years.",You must be really great at sex moves he will love. +I'd like to go back to the days where the Vietnam War was justified across all media!,"You'd have a point if the Iraq war never happened, but it did and everyone towed the line regardless of any regulation." +Solid advice,Gas advice +AJ Green out rest of game.,Who do we add +"They pretended that TSM wining against UOL was an insane performance, no it's not. TSM is expected to win the whole tournament, people trying to downplay it are just butthurt of TSM failing everytime, but you can't fail when you outclass every team this tournament.",Making up for hyping UOL after their monster game against a quality opponent yesterday +"The mods have it setup to use Riot API to pull official matches. IEM is not Riot, so it doesn't auto-populate the Upcoming Matches area. Mods would have to manually type it in.",Sounds like a lot of work. +News reporter,Who's that? +Gmae Thread: Titans @ Colts The Colts host the Titans as they come off their bye week and hope to keep up the momentum from their win over the Packers 2 weeks ago. This gmae is a must win for both teams. Who will prevail?,Push them out of field goal range! +Can we stop using titles like this? Trump BLASTED them? Blasts? Did he hit them with a super soaker?,Yeah it was more of a SLAM instead of a BLAST. +White Sox get no new money from naming rights deal with Guaranteed Rate,The most recent installment of The White Sox Actively Hate Their Fans +What were those geopolitical reasons again?,Isn't it obvious how the current situation in the middle east is good for the west? +"No, I asked for clarification on what would suffice as evidence for them. Can it be articles, or does it need to be raw intel? Stop fucking stalking me.",Post the link and stop whining. +"Game Thread Colts (1-3) vs Bears (1-3) The Colts return home following a poor showing in London. They host the Bears today as they look to tally their 2nd win of the the season today. Will Pagano he able to light a fire under his team to get them back on track? Or, will he just turn up the heat on his own seat?",Damn see that hit by Morrison? +"Trump blasts SNL: 'It is a totally one-sided, biased show'",Riiight... not at all like Trump himself. +Views,"Looks badass but seeing cars lowered that close to the ground always make me wonder, how do they handle speed bumps?" +"Can someone tell me what this 'W' and 'L' stuff is, I don't get it at all.",W is a win and L is a loss +"Wow, he was actually in his *own* house this time? I'm impressed.",I got so sick and tired of him coming to my house to pose for photos. +Most indies here in the UK run in one town only.,But everyone knows in the UK everything is just a 2 hour drive from London anyways. +"In grad school, I gave a draft of one of my papers to a prof for feedback, didn't hear shit from him, then he announces a seminar a few weeks later with almost the same title as the paper. White flags everywhere I go into the seminar and BAM he's presenting my fucking work and I guess he just expected I wasn't going to say anything cause he's a prof? It was rediculous because I completely don't know what he thought id do or how he'd get away with this shit. It was a decade ago but even then there were electronic paper trails a mile long. So question period I throw my hand up and he's ignoring me, I swear he was pretending not to see me, but then the pompous asshole actually says, yes billbapapa? He fucking acknowledged me by name! So I asked You didn't cite me even once, don't you think you should have at least done that? To which, I'm not sure what you mean, do you a conference or journal paper on a similar topic I must have missed it but I'd be happy to include it if you give me the title and sourc... So it was all I could do not to really lose it but I did cut him off with, the paper was the one I gave you two weeks ago which you've ripped pretty much all of this research from word for word, and I'm not sure yet when it'll be published but you'll be happy to know I submitted it to a journal just after I didn't hear back from you... People were pretty stunned. It was only like 30 maybe 40 people in the room but they were all quiet from there. I ended up having a nice talk with the department head, and that prof was disciplined but I know he was still there rest of the term, I did get a half assed sorry about the confusion email from the guy.","Wow, what a dick." +Team Skull is on point,what is the vocals saying in the track? +I guess Deshaun Watson isn't that good then...,"Trace McSorely is ass, my dude." +I aint got kids,Is there anything better than Chihuahua memes? +Prescott responsibly not littering. He really is the complete package.,"But he had a bad start, might as well cut him on the spot" +Yeah the NHL totally is in the wrong on the Olympic issue. They should totally pay out of pocket for their players to go play in a tournament (where they could be hurt) that they will see exactly zero of the revenue from.,Not like a team lost all hope of making the playoff when there best player was injured **J**us**T** saying ... +"Who will be the next big name to get an NXT contract? In the past year we've had Bobby Roode, Austin Aries, Samoa Joe, Eric Young, etc... all show up to NXT and get over real damn quick. So with the roster slightly depleted, especially on the women's side imo, who could be the next big name to sign? I could see within the next year Jay Lethal signing, im not sure of his contract status but Adam Cole could be there as well.",Del Rio in a year? +Classic overlooked example.,I wonder why people can overlook that? +The exact opposite of the Houston Texans strategy.,It's not like they could take someone like Carr and pass it up for meh reason +Crazy Downforce,"Just going to get a little bit of downforce, Stan." +"Similarly, during Bjergsen's pregame video, he said Winning NA is one thing, but there are so many teams around the world that are better than NA and EU teams. What the hell? Bjergsen you have never won a single split in EU, why lump EU and NA together? Other than Korea, what region is harder to win than EU? The only region you can even start to make an argument for is China.",relevant flair +According to Private Eye it's more because of financial incentives.,They get fined by Network Rail. +Please don't buff Cassie and Androxus. You don't know the horrors you'll unleash.,I hope fixing the reversal receiving damage from the front doesn't count as a buff +No need to get your feathers ruffled.,At least he didn't flip you the bird. +Do you need a college degree to get hired?,"If you have a valid license and clean-ish driver record, can pass a drug test and can say your ABC's up to the letter 'G' roughly... Welcome Aboard!" +WTF!! The media needs to hammer Turnbull on this.,"Yeah, Murdoch papers are really gonna turn around and crucify him on this one." +Why not add a /hideout button to new chat window for when you're in town? Title says it all. Chris has this ever been brought up in design meetings? Just thought this makes a lot of sense with the new chat window interface. Also: Thank you so god damn much for this game brother! Will be picking up a supporter pack soon!,Why add this to the game when you can do it with a 3rd party macro +Why would you brag about renting an i8?,he got so much money he doesn't care getting ripped off yo! +"By saying that someone in another thread put it well, that indicates that he agrees with that comment. Of course, you're technically correct: he did not, in fact, say that comment himself, so bravo to you for being a pedant. Well done.",Ok? +Chicken Pamplona - from /food,His knife skills scare me. +the only difference is the level of smugness,Yeah this definitely wasn't made by a weeb +"Isn't a liberal arts degree like a degree in basket weaving? In other words, useless?","An English degree is more useful (and those classes are a joke most of the time) at least then you know how to write your blog, but then you'd have to want to read objectionable material...." +"Priest of the feast activates after a countered spell? As title says, after a spell is countered Priest of the Feast will still activate its heal, is this intended? (Also Jade Blossom doesn't give Empty Mana at 10 mana, but it does summon a minion) Help a scrub out by understanding things.",He'll take the leftovers. +"FIU TE Jonnu Smith (who was burned by his ex-gf with a pot of boiling water) ended up playing against Marshall on Saturday Most considered Smith's college career over after the incident, but after missing the WKU game and a bye week he dressed and played against Marshall, having 1 reception for 15 yards. He is also expected to play @ODU next week.",Women amirite +"All Barclay does is get blown the fuck up, give up sacks and hold.",But he doesn't call out the staff like Sitton so he's a good guy. +Pegboard Nerds x Tristam - Cramzy Luck,aww he took it down +PPR Tyrell Williams vs. Oakland Frank Gore vs. Chicago,Gore +Question about GMA 340,"Only to the extent your mic is picking up your copilot, brief your passengers and crew to be silent when you are transmitting!" +"Whats the most undervalued and overvalued awards in the nhl? Team or personal awards. Il go Jack Adams awards as overvalued because 90% of the time it's a you did better than expected award, and Presidents trophy as undervalued because that shits hard to win and it gives you home ice all playoffs.",Can the Selke be underrated and overrated at the same time? +That's amazing. How are comments saying fuck white people allowed and upvoted?,"White people aren't actually people, though." +Is this considered bribe?,Send nudes of America? +How would the Harlem Globetrotters do in the NBA,Can they even beat Kentucky? +"Because it's supposed to to show him as a nice person. He's nice to people around him. It implies he likes kids, but you're not supposed to immediately go PAEDOPHILE! like you're some soccer mom at the park. You're supposed to think this is a good kid.","Yeah, but it means something completely different on the second watch-through, doesn't it?" +Risky wall run is an epic success!,Mirror's Edge 3 beta? +I think Minecraft is broken,"The wallpaper is confusing the launcher, it already thinks you're in game." +"The South was already toxic for democracy way before the Civil War, when the plantation-based economy and its resulting Saudi Arabia-level wealth gap had created a culture of rich-man-worship and race-based castes. That toxic culture is still poisoning the rest of the country and will probably persist for a millennium.",It was ok to be poor as long as you were white you were ok +What do you do with the people who made bad decisions?,Apparently step over their bodies +3 Words Better Than I Love You? **Pumayat ka ahh...** hahaha XD,"Marcos parin, ulol!" +"Community's Thoughts on Die Rise Just wondering because I have a ton of friends who refuse to play it while I love it very much. I know it had/has a ton a glitches and is rather difficult, but I want to know what you all think of it.",My favorite map +Then sit westbrook lol.,I mean don't you see how much better the Thunder are without KD +Kristen claiming she has never body shamed or bullied anyone. I can't stop laughing,I miss Laura Leigh. +that Dunkin Donuts is now open. Plaza Blvd east off of the 805 in National City,Baller. +BREAKING: Russian ambassador to Turkey shot in assassination attempt,Russia could be one our best allies or our worst enemy depending on how shit goes down in the next few months. +"### Starters - PG **Rose** - SG **Jordan** - SF **Butler** - PF **Pippen** (at the 4, a little bit of cheating here) - C **Gilmore** ###Bench: - PG **Hinrich** - SG **Sloan** - SF **Deng** - PF **Rodman** - C **Noah**",That starting lineup has NO spacing and won't even make the playoffs! +"Dear art teachers, please don't ask your young students to paint candlelight...",Why is this NSFW it's just a candle flame gosh +Tom Brady has tied Brett Favre for 2nd most wins all time (regular and postseason) with 199 wins. Peyton Manning is 1st all-time with 200.,So he still not goat amirite ? +"If you think your dick looks like Vin you should see a doctor, maybe 2. An eye doctor and a dick doctor.",TIL my dick is Vin Diesel +That Time I Brought Down Millions of WordPress Sites,At least you have something to tell to your grandchildren right? +71 years old famous Italian singer Gianni Morandi got his first Dragonite and shared the catch with his fans on Facebook,"7% battery, proof its legit." +"If you take a cookbook and replace every mention of 'sugar' with 'arsenic' it sounds like you're a murderer! really makes you think, doesn't it.",How'd you get ahold of Hillary's spirit cook book? +The lesson here is to collect what *you* like. ;),For sure +Vikings knock down fox sound guy,Is the GTA wasted' at the end of these GIFs not a thing anymore? +Lady Gaga shows her support towards Kanye on twitter,Lady Wavy confirmed gaga +You may want to give Evan Williams black label a whirl. Cheap and palatable - I would be curious how it works with the sweetener.,I'm a fan of George Dickel in the Gentleman Jack range. +My mother's brother in law's second cousin twice removed had a healthy babby. But then she had babby vaccinated and now babby has AUTISM. Is very sad. Do you want all healthy babby to have AUTISM?,Well you seem to do so well! +"Battlefield 1, Uncharted 4, Doom",Skyrim SE if that counts +It's a simple question: Are you saying you want suspect terrorists to have access to guns?,Are you saying you want to amend the constitution? +"SuperStar Jungler, what a sellou",t +What's a doggo size?,Just a larger pupper size +First rocket launched! Any suggestions for optimizing base or what to do next?,Go 100% solar/electric! +"What, exactly, is there to critize about homosexuality?",It's itchy. +The workers losing their jobs under Trump's deals can now know that the taxes being taken out of their unemployment checks will go to their former employer as a corporate welfare handout,But they lost their jobs because of Obama +They use temporary signs like these to void a stop usually if there's construction in the area or a change in the route and the permanent sign hasn't been pulled. Usually the area supervisors will put out a candlestick style road cone with a sign that reads temporary bus stop to give the drivers and riders a visual clue of where the stop location has been moved to. Source - I used to work in/around construction with open trenches and gas lines that didn't want people attempting to jump over.,did they ever try to jump over anyway and fail horribly? +Senior Hamas official: Trump might be a Jew,yeah he may be the messiahs... XD +"Just because the SJW sensitivities are triggered, it does not mean that Africa should stop weeding out the likes of Boko Haram (the african version of ISIS) to which Netanyahu was referring.","Boko Haram is a minority group fighting the effects of *white supremacy* and *imperialism* in Africa, they are also muslims so don't be Islamophobic..." +Subsidize your mortgage,Pull yourself up by the snow bootstraps. +Perv stuff,Inaka Isha? +This isn't just to break up this protest. It's to discourage others from forming.,"Yeah, I can see how the cops sending people to the hospital would discourage other protests" +What happened to the top posts from the team subreddits?,Raps had #1 so NBA told them to take it down +Taste the Rainbow,These aren't Skittles tho +I play my blue eyes white goyim card!,"*Goy*, unless you mean multiple of us, by G-d." +When you spit out your coffee because it has lumps in it...,Now I'm never getting a cup of coffee from a shop again...thanks Reddit +MTF previously gained sympathy for hatchet attack; turns out she was attacked for sexually assaulting a minor.,Remember trans women are allowed to sexually assault others because trans can do no wrong. +He is literally living my utopian fantasy dream of all dreams my bestest dream of all time every day hitting the lotto dream hes lucky,Having so much sex that you save the extinction of the Galapagos turtle? +"Jediism is not a religion, UK ruling says.","Fallen to the dark side, the UK imperial commission has." +Any evidence the man actually supported Trump?,Clearly the voice of a hillary supporter. +that is because they have a monopoly on it. If it were legal in every state the effect would be less.,"Your right, the alcohol industry is minimized because its nationwide" +27 Students Killed and Wounded in Terrorist Attack on Aleppo School,Aleppo is an acronym right? +"This is attempted murder, no?","It is only attempted murder if the protesters did it to the police, the other way around is completely legal." +Philippines' Duterte admits personally killing suspects,I'm really amazed that the drug cartels haven't just snuffed this guy. +"I don't think Putin will let Trump fall from his grasp. He's had to deal with a strong diplomat in Obama for the last 8 years, no way he lets this golden opportunity slip away, especially if Trump favors appeasement.","I seem to remember something about a red line in syria, which was some incredibly strong leadership on Obama's part." +Someone in the world has masturbated more than anyone else.,A person with a really messed up life and a masturbation addiction perhaps? +Is the physical shield going to be only physical damage or will it block everything.,Its like a normal shield +which is sort of like our treatment of Kurds. It's a full circle :),Whataboutism. +"For me it was totem vikavolt, that bastard took out 2/3's of my team with that paralysis spam","Saaaaame, by the end the only two I had left were my Dartrix at half health, and the Wimpod I was training that was absolutely zero help." +Why not do 5/3/1 over 4 days? Personally I got burnt out super fast both times I tried running GZCL.,"That's because you're not on TRT, unlike Cody." +"Have a nice day, people of Reddit!",Cunt +Presume that all legal porn sites go along with this. That leaves the illegal porn sites the only ones unblocked.,"Yea, and I'm sure underground illegal port sites are going to put their actors through the same rigorous safety standards as legal porn does..." +The one time sprays will be useful.,says the person with the spray as an icon +"lold, another 3 kegs without even epic. cdpr pls use your brain, we can only place 3 bronze cards in the deck! :(","Oh man I have 3x every common, so my packs should be only rare and up, right?" +The man is a sore winner.,"Reminds me of the scene in Django Unchained where Leo'c character tells Christoph waltz's character that he's a sore loser, and then Waltz tells him and you sir, are an abysmal winner." +Nickolas Tesla,I hope you dropped your +W-why do I get irritated when I read Turkish nationalist comments i-is it because I'm Kurdish? please send help,Well I get mega-triggered when I read serb nationalist comments so I guess it has something to do with those idiots live in the same country as u. IDK. +Why does the old lady look so miserable? Didn't crack a smile throughout the whole thing whilst the other two look like they're having the time of their life.,"She's being forced to watch porn with her grandkids, you pervert." +It's weird how it has these fanatical followers who downvote like crazy whenever anyone actually points out that it's a terrible program.,Such level of utter uselessness that even make Apple integrate it to iOS... +"To be honest, I have no idea why they keep on doing something to do with +1/+1 counters mechanics at this point (looking at you, Fabricate). According to their own market research, most of mechanics of the kind were not received well: Support - Unpopular Unleash - Unpopular Bloodthirst - Unpopular Scavenge - Liked Graft - Unpopular Evolve - Popular Outlast - Unpopular Bolster - Popular Megamorph - Unpopular Does anything or anybody forces WotC to come up with uninspiring filler mechanics they know will not be liked much?",Because they tend to be fun in limited. +"My favorite part is when UPS said, Yeah we're glad he did his job like we trained him to.","pff, he'd be docked a bit for taking time out to call and wait for the cops!" +Loved this game.,Do you still love it? +"I don't think so. There's tons of man on the street interview videos on YouTube of various people basically saying they don't really like either of the two choices, but they don't really have another option. When Gary Johnson is mentioned, they have zero idea who he is. I've run into it myself multiple times in the past few weeks.","I mean, there are no other options who have a shot at winning, so they aren't wrong." +"I miss the more bleached-blonde of the 96 SSJ hair, and then it'd be yellow when they charged ki.",Underrated comment. +I don't like sand,Ok +"Was born in Hamilton, Australia. Will have nobody besmirching my birthplace, thank you.",Trump supporters like eastern Europe. +"Ricky Gervais made a Netflix film called **Special Correspondents**. It's awful to the point that I genuinely felt embarrassed for everybody involved, so don't watch it",Here ...Hold my beer/ +Waiting for this on GSO,We have decided to hold all paychecks till you improve your store by 1 million dollars in profit. +Should spraypaint images return to Valve servers?,"No, i want payed sprays though" +TADA horde upvotes incoming,Isn't that how it's supposed to be? +It's tough to be a patriotic American nowadays.,"You extremist, you" +B-b-but St. Louis didn't care about the Rams!!!!!!,It's a baseball town you see. +That guy is trying to pretend he's cool for having 2k hours.,"Oh, I didn't understand what he was originally getting at." +Quick question about vayne E+Flash combo,You use e then flash it's not hard to do after you practice it like 5 times +"Yeah, but earthquakes are going to swallow the island whole soon, right?",Not if we stop those gays from causing them. +Great now I'm wondering if there's an octopus in my bathroom,Nono it is in the garden in the shade. +Fuck widow. 100% worth.,"Says the bastion, oh the irony" +What talent do you have that you are probably the only person in the world who has?,I can always find a parking space. +"What I find so insanely hypocritical and inconsistent is how we erect a monument for horses and donkeys, and everyone gets teary eyed, all while we quite literally torture millions of pigs and chickens at the same time. This hierarchy or mammals makes no sense to me. Don't pretend to be all concerned for one second, and then give two fucks less the next. I have no doubt that future generations will look back on us worse than we look back on previous generation for their treatment of animals. They didn't really have the means to do it differently, we do. We just don't care.",Truth. +Nope. Super cool Lego set. Built and super glued. Hammer it home.,"YESSSSS, this." +"Pope allows priests to forgive abortions. Mankind decides what the sky wizard will and will not forgive. If there has ever been a more telling example of the farce of organized religion, its men deciding God's will. How can people be so blind?","It's not deciding, it's interpreting" +"Or or or... Hear me out, you head over to your local park.",why would I bring my vr headset to the park? +New card revealed by Savjz!,Can't wait to play this and Shaku against Mana Geode and Kabal Talonpriest +"Black ranger is Asian and blue ranger is black and red ranger is white, sadly not native American lol",That's shit. +You call a printed label a sincere apology? Seriously?,"TBH it would have been better written, yea" +"Ironing clothes without an iron Yo! I'm living on my own, I'm a foreign student living on Germany. Cooking my own meals it's okay, most of things are not big deal, but God, I fucking hate ironing my clothes. Do you guys know some equipment that I can use to ironing my clothes instead a iron? I mean, there is some steaming gadgets, but I never tried these. So, there is some alternative gadget for ironing clothes that I can buy on Real stores, for instance?",Whats you budget? +'Hail Trump!': White Nationalists Salute the President Elect,Careful guys: don't call them racists cos that's why Trump won! +"I feel like the world has amnesia, because I was under the impression that *everyone* knew the type of person he was and could see right through him. Apparently I was wrong about how perceptive people are.","Just wait and see, give him a chance!" +The store is merely an addition to the Cajun restaurant. I would assume they promote the store more because it brings in more revenue. But its essentially a Cajun restaurant ran by the same people who own the general foodstuffs store.,"Well that makes a little more sense, thank you!" +Any alternative to lightning browser Looking for something like lightweight like lightning,safari +"While the rules of political expediency would say I should have refused to meet with President-elect Trump, I never have and never will play politics with American and Syrian lives.",Terrorist sympathizer confirmed! +"Justifying childish behavior by pointing out that others do it, too, is just... Well. Childish.",So is defending Donald Trump. +KURWA?,"Dude, where's my car?" +there is no plan to actually do it.. hilarious.,Because the provinces love it when the Feds try to take over their energy... +"Love the idea, additionally I'd love to see some purchasable emotes that could be swapped out for the current defaults.",oh god no gg ez +Well SNL is going to have Trump just wandering around the stage the entire time during their skit. The man hasn't sat down once.,They lampooned McCain in 2008 for doing the same thing. +Let these guys have a siesta already!,Why would they have a party if they're sleepy? +Joke title Punchline,Downvoted comment that didn't get the joke +"Is there anything you guys DON'T compress in mixing? Typically drums and vocals are always compressed, but amped electric guitar? Bass? Question - it's very standard to compress both voice and drums. I'd say even necessary. Do you guys ever compress a mic'd up, amped electric guitar or bass sound? What DON'T you compress when mixing?",A properly mic'ed triangle doesn't require compression. +Agholor??????????,It's gotta be Wentz tho +"Well.... that escalated quickly So two weekends ago on a Saturday night, my ex (28f) drunk called me(29m) telling me how much she loved and missed me while she was out with her new bf. Then on Sunday proceeded to tell me the truth about everything and all that had been going on and when it all started. It was pretty gut wrenching to hear but I was grateful she was finally telling me the truth after two months of friends with benefits and no contact too. In fact she started dating him right after I broke up with her but kept coming around for sex, idk why. Once I found out, I broke things off with her and haven't talked to her until she called me at 2am. That Monday we went to dinner and I let it all out on how I felt and how it crushed me and how bad she hurt me. A little while later while we were sitting in my car still talking, she looks at me, smiles and then proceeds to get completely naked. I'm sure you can tell where it went from there. And now after a week and seeing her one more time since then, she's telling me she wants to be with me and that she still loves me. She's broken things off with him and from what I can tell is that she's been completely honest with me, even tho I know there's some things she's not going to tell me. I'm ok with that. I guess my question is, do I give her another chance and if I do, how do I get over what she did so her and I can move on to have a happy relationship again? I know what I did wrong. I wasn't the best bf. I'm great in bed but I can get in my own way at times when it comes to being an adult. Since the breakup I've made lots of progress to becoming an upstanding adult that can be better for someone in the future but should I allow her to be that someone or should I just let her go and attempt to find someone else? I've forgiven her but I know I'll never forget. How can I make this work or should I even try to make this work?",Hmmm.. maybe THIS time the train won't wreck. +"ALB with a full team of Dioses is pretty easy to play, my friend's 2-year-old loves it (tap, swipe, tap, swipe...) Farming it on the other hand...","*Remembers how hard it was to max skill a valkyrie, even on 4x skill up festival* *Shudders*" +According to whom?,According to the pollsters. +"Yeah, I thought that was about right. I got inside the misty area where you stalk the Behemoth, and said to myself, Hmm... this seems familiar.",Personally one of my favorite hunts in the game. +Are you playing on Android or ios?,Main city on android feeder city on iOS. +Bonnie McKee - Stars In Your Heart,"Tbh, also want a Bonnie Mckee flair." +This is my childhood now,Trump voter. +"Game Thread: Flames vs. Stars **Drinking Game:** - Gaudreau slash incident brought up - 3 drinks - Monahan takes a slap shot - 3 drinks - D. Hamilton/Bennett stick infraction penalty - 2 drinks - Brodie/Gio make an stretch pass - 2 drinks - Backlund/Frolik force a turnover - 1 drink - Ferland hits - 2 drinks - Engelland looks like a pylon - 2 drinks - Wideman fucks up - 1 drink - Fight - 3 drinks **Bonus:** * Ice the puck on the PP - 3 drinks * Puck over the boards, delay of game penalty - 2 drinks * Dougie Hamilton trade rumours mentioned - 1 drink",Johnny plz +You should also recuse yourself when your family donates a fortune to one side and nothing to the other.,Those are two completely unrelated things +Wtf is this Jon Gruden Brock Osweiler needs to be better but Deandre Hopkins needs to play better too shit? am I totally insane for thinking there is nothing Deandre can really do?,Maybe he shouldn't step out of bounds +Taking his new fridge home.,requesting AMA! +Bonucci Long Pass Master,Poor man's David Luiz +Someone asked about Latino Atheists recently. The Secular Latino Alliance has just made its move to Reddit. Come check us out.,Welcome! +Houston Texans (6-3) vs Oakland Raiders (7-2) ESPN or CW39,Beating ourselves +"Cyborg and Gabi Garcia, glammed up and partying",That threesome would be something else +:( Reminds me of 07 hawks.,I thought the Hawks were a part of the 2009 expansion? +"My Menopur is $75/bottle in Canada, if that helps.",Menopur was $68/vial at my clinic in Canada. +"Still got that lockdown defense, and also Russell Wilson's some kind of earthbound deity whose bones are made of vibranium.",Tony Romo must be jelly +Umbreon Cosplay,Found my new favorite eeveelution... +"Alt Media says CNN embed with Hillary on election night claims Hillary was in a drunken, psychotic rage and required her doctor to use sedatives on her","she just snatched defeat from the jaws of victory, let the poor lady have a beer." +Hmmm. Most innocent people get angry when they're falsely accused of something. This makes me wonder if the women are telling the truth or not,"Trump gets angry at ads of himself talking, so while it appears that way for most people, Trump is an exception." +"3.17 gallons, thats atleast $100+","It's over $100/L, but that's a drop in the bucket compared to the hardware costs." +"I was wondering why no one was within arms reach of her, standing by to intervene",because it is funny! +That is a lie. You've won 1 championship and were 1 minute from losing back to back championships. Durant is one of the best scorers in the history of the league. Everyone would kill to have him.,"Nah we wouldn't want him, would fuck up our process" +Did they really just ignore how badly the officials fucked that call up?,"it was a CC fam, didn't you read the report?" +"Ehhh, that's halfway there",Heh heh heh. +"There's a new world's largest jigsaw puzzle and I just finished it: 40,320 pieces","Zero lost pieces, must be fake." +"Secretary of Defense Crane was allegedly quoted as saying that the Australians have nothing to offer; we don't need the money, they have shit all for research into the field, and I'm fairly certain their assembly lines consist of 3 very human looking kangaroos. Officially, the Department of Defense has agreed to accept Australian help in light of the Outback Accords, and will assist Australia in refitting their vessels as needed.",We thank the Department of Defense for our acceptance into this program. +Their candidate isn't civil!,Because we're all just caricatures of who we vote for... +I'm Thankful For the Education System,"I'm only seeing 2 no's on that list, those are the ones we're good to do right?" +"The original series is actually pretty enjoyable if you identify and cut all the filler episodes to make it somewhat streamlined, rather than 20 episodes per season, of which only 5 advance the main plot.",Like the first two seasons of Fringe. +There is no logical connection between the two points you've just brought up.,The more pokemon you KO the less you can catch +Who dis?! Pokemon girl in the original theme.,"It's Leaf, duh-doi." +Checked my in from 324. #fucktheducks,Enjoy the tacos my friend! +You're a perfect example of just how stupid people are these days. This is why we should have simple iq test before one is allowed to vote. It's going to be a long four years for you.,"right, thats a good idea and has NEVER been used for voter suppression ever..." +Argentine leader: Ivanka joined my call with Trump,It's ok because Trump will get rid of political correctness and urban people will be put in their place. +Hanzo is an excellent character for new players.,"Ahahah, nice one, you instantly triggered me..." +"I know people dont really like the vulcan or photons, but I think I did a pretty good job.",What does the blue team version look like? +"No, I just upvoted it. Felt bad for the guy.",You're a good soul +When going away on holiday put a coin on top of a cup of frozen water in your freezer.,Yea cuz you can't tell when food has spoiled +I thought r/nofap was a joke at first,"Just looked at that, they seem gay" +Mike Cernovich: #BlackLivesMatter supporter arrested in shooting death of police officer. It is time to stop the hate.,He was oppressed and this is a form of peaceful protest. +"What do you like to do for fun? A lot of my team like golfing Well, I'm really into zombies...",Necrophilia ftw +The answer is -15646. Do I win a prize?,"Yes, have an upvote" +"If the toilets were open all the time people would start living there, you know, sleeping there overnight and stuff like that.",It's not like the PSOs that police the damn things could do anything about that either... +Ramen/Hash Brown/Egg/Tomato/Onion double toasted cheese sambo.,What inspired you to put ramen noodles on an otherwise good sandwich? +"Funny, I was thinking that all 3 teams end 10-6 or 11-5. If you guys don't get horseshit calls in your favor I'm confident you lose all 3 away division games, and hopefully 1 more. 10-6 hopefully is not winning the division for you. Broncos though are likely to lose to Chiefs at Arrowhead and the Patriots, easily could drop 1 more. Chiefs have the inside track with schedule but just lost to the Bucs after getting lucky to escape the Panthers. Like I said, seems unlikely anybody finishes higher than 11-5.",Yeah we're gonna lose all three road games since we've lost soooooooo many road games this year. +When interrogated the pigeon claimed to be involved in several coos. Blame on Pakistan and/or non Hindu groups is being withheld at this time(for now).,Dammit I was gonna make the pun... +What do you think of Rise of the Tomb Raider ?,Not as good as the first one imo +"Those people live a lifestyle that practically no one will ever experience, and can only shill out 22k? Sure the time spent there would be cool n all but really? Seems kind of cheap on their part..","Shes the queen, not a charity." +"Shut up you Anti-National. Have you spoken about Pakistan? You Pakistani agent. Demonetization has badly hit the funding of terrorism in Pakistan against India. The globe wants to know, what do you have say about that.",Sant chota bheem +Do women really sabotage condoms regularly,Only needs to happen to you once. +Amethyst Loves You,Downvote and reported +Do you think he (Tywin Lannister) will sue for peace because we have his...father's brother's great-grandson?,That burn. +You don't even understand the words you are using. the blockchain and bitcoin's price is the empirical evidence for 1mb.,Not an argument +"Saat negara tetangga udah bikin coklat isi durian, disini gw belum pernah nemu...",Ada sih cuman masih gak enak dan harganya masih relatif tinggi. +"California Deaf Man Beaten, Tasered and Choked by Police for not Understanding Commands Awarded $55,000 Settlement","In fairness to the police, have you ever tried signing STOP RESISTING while holding a gun and a taser?" +This is what fake news looks like,It shows he had a chance +What was the dumbest trend/fad that you're glad you were never a part of?,Planking +When console peasants tell me PC has no good exclusives,I fucking love this game +New T-Mobile update today Anybody know what changed? Looks like they're syncing photos to Samsung cloud,Every time I would think it's that Grace UX 6.0.1 update that the Korean Note 5's are getting.. gosh :( +Not sure if this is allowed? If not I'll remove my post my full build when I've completed it :) Paid for this with my Note 7 refund.,Why didn't you buy a EVGA card? +"A Grolar bear, a very rare half grizzly and half polar bear hybrid.",He looks like a honey bear. +Who is that? A Brit?,"I don't know but, he must be important!" +And I bet people like Randi will be the ones digging up the most dirt on WuWu. I look forward to reading the logs about it in a few years time.,"of course they will, SJWs practically invented crab mentality" +Thankful for Derek Fisher not tanking those final games leading to the 4th overall pick where we took our Lord and Savior King Porzingod,Shout out to Tim Hardaway Jr +"Didn't you know, dunking your child upside down is the preferred method of allergen desensitization now. Doctors are also moving away from vaccines and toward smooshing bananas in children's faces.",TIL. +Oakland apartment tower plan near BART station riles surrounding residents,This is outrageous; it should be kept as a hole in the ground for at least 5 more years. +Why even take this piece of shit pic? Was at a wedding recently and very cunt was trying to take a fucking pic... the pics will be shit and no one will ever fucking see them. Just enjoy your fucking evening dickhead!,Salty. +I have that one. It sucks.,"Agree with ya, it runs better on my 6years old mac" +"Yes, but the extra two essentially have no downside if they're all played on the same turn.","Obviously they'd make his spells cost negative mana, turning every spell into a Super-Innervate!" +Care to share where this place is? Every place I know that had distro for Agnes sold out that day.,not exactly detroit--off the wagon in clawson +I'm sure market research has shown people would fond that more annoying.,Let's just get rid of ads altogether. +If it's even a possibility why bother?,Pussy? +"Synthetics have ethics, personality and morality, you're talking about robots","Said morality includes purging of all life, and AI policy covers normal robots as well." +Chris Christie has a McDonald's hidden under his suit jacket,"Christie wanted to make the New Jersey State sandwich the McGangbang, but discovered that a dog turd between two slices of bread, aka The Trump, already had that honorific." +"MAIS CRISS, Y FAISAIT CHAUD.",CRISS Y PEUT BEN FAIRE CHAUD PIS JCOMMENCERAI PAS A ME METTRE EN CHEST DANS L'METRO POUR CA! +Did you get a tracking number? Do you know what carrier they use?,"I got mine (shipped this morning as well), they use DHL" +So they are cool with you blowing coke until 6am?,"I'm just saying, if your financial situation dictates you should live with your parents, then doing coke is probably out of the fucking question." +Most Commonly Spoken Language Other than English or Spanish by State via Slate,Looks like Michigan needs some FREEDOM! +"**BLINKING FIGHTER JETS** oh wait that's been tried before, didn't work out too well for the pilot",Poor poor British girl +'Clean the ram' I hope your joking...,Plot twist: the guy actually is a Chinese security researcher and verified that the phone becomes unresponsive due to a bug in the XNU kernel's kernel_memory_allocate function. +I'm getting really tiresome of these pun trains.,"This is about cars, keep it on track" +"People focus too much on nuclear weapons. The President has many, many tools at his disposal for killing people. On January 20, 2017, Donald Trump acquires the power to kill people. Let that sink in.",Like a secret heart attack gun. +Buzzfeed never disappoints,Racist humor stops being funny when you're actually racist. +"exactly, dont fight it just go along for the ride. thats why drunks surive car crashes with less injuries","No dude, it's because alcohol makes you stronger!" +Didn't Clinton pardon a guy who was on the FBI top 10 wanted list? Find it hard to believe Obama 'cant' pardon snowden,"Thats strange, doesn't sound like something a clinton would do" +I'm A Card-Carrying Feminist Who Voted For Donald Trump,"You know that's funny because I'm a card carrying Republican, as evidenced by my beliefs in increasing minority access to voting, the realization that trickle down economics will never, ever work, and of course, my dedication to supporting life once it emerges from the womb." +"France, the UK and Russia all have nukes so conventional warfare between the two is a bit of an academic point in the end.","Well, when Le Pen does Frexit it'll be a different story" +"Holy shit, I'm the 0.08%. I'm barely making rent in LA.","Keep in mind a few things: * the tool is asking for rupees/month * 0.08% is a maximum the tool will output and you can hit it with as little as 100000 rupees/month ($17,000/year) * This data is from 2011 and India is developing quickly I concluded it was rupees/month based on it asking for per month and using another source which said $616/year was India's median income (in 2013), which in rupees/month is about 3500 which yields 58%, so pretty close to 50%." +The richest 1% of Indians now own 58.4% of wealth,Clearly needs MORE government regulation! +He said hes now at 100% but if I was a team owner Im not sure I would take that risk.,Wonder if he'd get asked to do a medical exam before being offered a contract... REAL SPORTS! +My family is thinks my best friend and I might be gay. Sent them this video of us in Thailand to ease their concern,Did it work ? +"I did the Death & Co recipe for the Bloodhound Punch since it has some nice fall flavors in it, and that it also doesn't require a ton of ingredients. 8oz Elijah Craig 12 yr 4oz Blueberry syrup 4oz Donns spices #2 3oz Lemon Juice 6oz Club Soda In a pitcher combine all ingredients except club soda. Add ice 3/4 full and stir until cold. Strain into punch bowl over large block of ice. Top with club soda and garnish with lemon wheels. For the large block of ice I just froze water in one of my Tupperware container that fits in our punch bowl perfectly. It was a big hit! Also I should add I subbed wild turkey 101 bourbon for the Elijah, just to get the party a little bit of a kick start!",Hard to go wrong with bourbon! +"A year ago, I posted the idea that the Leafs needed a rebuild. It was met with mixed response",Neat. +I just went on Wednesday and our waiter was on point,Were you there during the fire? +Pasties. Proper ones mind.,Ginsters +"Finally! Las Vegas expansion team to unveil name, logo today",Are they going to replace another NHL team? +How is this related?!,"At the rate this guy is advancing, he'll be building/making higher tech stuff than Linus Tech Tips within the next couple of years!" +"I'm terrified of the starters, honestly.. They're so rare, I'm afraid I'll shit my pants when one decides to show up.","I was able to get a bulbasaur, ivysaur, and charmeleon in 5 minutes from 2 lured stops today, I couldn't believe it" +Did the servers break? Cant connect to PSN authorization server. Last game before it i had bad input lag,Just found out PSN is under maintanence +"Yeah, but it's a lot of material - 5 hours for 6 days in a row (in the evenings). You can imagine. That's why I wanted to make this stream work but all the play button does is stare straight into my face and laugh at me (I can't even see the thing anymore!) I've tried about three different NZ VPNs and DNS, but nothing. It's all very mysterious.",Turn off adblockers +"lol.. the Technology Analyst.. He also assumes it's a 'he', how sexist",Obviously he's FUCKING A WHITE MALE +I would Love to see a team like CLG pick him up. I think he would be a good fit for the team.,"The roster would have a lot of potential, maybe get a top adc like DL too." +You do to have a good time.,"It isn't cold where you live, is it?" +"You have unlimited funding, and can build a sleeper using one manufacturer's resources. What do you do? Go!",Toyota GT86 with Lexus RC F internals! +Yea except getting rid of Datsyuk's contract costed the Wings Chychrun so they didn't really just 'dump' it,Yeah but it's not like we need a top pairing potential D-man with all the studs we have +Or maybe he's a picky top so there is just no bottoms he wants.. i've seen that happen alot it crushes us bottoms self esteem but i know you cant help who you are attracted to,"Well it's your fault for not having a perfectly smooth, bleached asshole." +10:00-10:30 holy shit lol,he suddenly realizes how scared he would have been +I was talking with two people the other day who were complaining that America is so divided. One person then said Obama hates America and the other said Bernie Sanders is a Nazi. Who's being devisive again?,The two republicans you were talking to? +Actor James Woods leaves Twitter over alt-right 'censorship',I wasn't aware James Wood was such a classy guy +The real reason Conor plans on fighting next in May,"Man, if he went through all the trouble to have the birth of his child perfectly coincide with the beginning of Ramadan he must be really ducking Khabib." +"Literally every time he's in the news, it's for something negative",Prove it with something newer than 24 hours old orSTFU. +Really? Haha. :),"No, not really..." +"There are also issues with higher insurance: earthquake, hurricane, volcano, tsunami, flood. People dream of living in paradise but the reality is most people have multiple jobs just to get by.",Sounds like the West in general +Incredibly ability to shuffle playing cards.,"I saw the last card, redeal/reshuffle." +"Not an overwhelming majority, though. A few percentage points.","ya, what's a few million votes being pushed aside in favor of the red state hillbillies, amirite?" +Are those vegan cherries?,"No, the cherries aren't vegan." +A me hanno provato a vendere una pistola al Baloon di Torino. Tirandola fuori dalla giacca con tanto di sorriso. Conta? Per il resto fortunatamente no.,Quanto volevano? +The patriarchy!!!,CIS MALE SCUM +Women's clothing is a lot less forgiving them mens.,"As a man, nothing turns me on more than seeing a gun shaped bulge from the crotch area of woman wearing yoga pants" +Time to brag: what are you damn good at?,I make the best munchies. +Shaw was going a lot slower than Eakins,and reaching for the puck +"Reminds me of the awful sub we had in 8th grade band once. I got screamed at for grabbing a tissue for my runny nose -not because I was out of my seat or anything, but *because the tissues apparently weren't for students*. That was her logic. Never mind the fact that all those tissues were brought by the students in the beginning of the year for, you know, runny noses and shit.",You can't give kindergartners an inch! +Joe Schad on Twitter: No NFL QB has more games w a 50+ yard completion this season than Ryan Tannehill (6) #Dolphins,But Tannehill still has a horrible and inaccurate deep ball! +"A 16-year-old boy...was arrested and charged with statutory rape for consensual intercourse...between him and a girl his same age...despite her consent, but she was free to go","Well, to be fair, he was the one on top doing the pushing." +"Yeah, 2nd in two majors isn't bad at all. Didn't realize they placed that high until I just went and looked it up. I have issues shaking the lasting impression of b l o g b o y s and Bulba-era TL where 8th at TI was their crowning achievement.",Yeah it was weird to get used to for sure. +Her polyjuice potion is wearing off,So who's chugging the Hillary juice? +"Pretty big, the main sup'air league is the CPPS which plays 5 events at a central location. There's like 8 divisions in that and I think somewhere around 15-20 teams per division. There is of course tons of other smaller events all over the country which cover different formats. Woods is has really started picking up this year, the UKWM is leading the way with a solid 15-25 teams per event. Plus other locations are starting to run their own woodsball tournaments.",Would you say UK ball has been growing? +Colaweizen is really popular in Germany,Can confirm... +May or may not have lost his hand,I think the and went off was referring to his hand +Brad Parascle on Twitter: Found another version of the ticket. #debatenight Ouch.,#THE DEBATE HASN'T EVEN HAPPENED AND SHE'S ALREADY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT +Well... Maybe not him. lol,Especially Faba +"I know some of you are having mixed feelings about sharing the Pizzarena, but this is a hell of a deal for the City of Detroit.","Pretty much paying a billionaire's moving costs of 35 million dollars, yep, totally a great deal for Detroit!" +Thanks for the find op! Keep all ditto discussion here!,This is just a clever marketing decision by Niantic to get us to catch more Pidgeys! +"Follow up to my Lexington rant So a day of finishing top every match but losing 6 in a row :( at least I didnt lose anything but flags. Anyhoo, joined a match with CVs and we had a Lexington on our team. I'm not the negative type so didnt say anything. Turns out, the guy was awesome. It was me and him left in a 2 on 4 with both caps red. He was brilliant and kept the other ships lit up while I took them out 1 by 1 and capped both caps. We won by a handful of points when the time ran down. What is sad is that he was key to the victory, an awesome player who knew exactly what was needed, talked in chat, just did every thing right to help me and annoy the heck out of them and the poor guy finishes 5th on the team list?!?! WTF? Anyway, I'm not sure the rules on naming players here but will just say to the player... Vratsa********* in the Lexington, I salute you sir!!! O7 *ahem* I still dont like Lexingtons in ranked ;o)","Hey, the right player can make all the difference..." +"I haven't come across any bugs yet, apparently there was a save bug that was semi-common? Maybe your cartridge is faulty, or something? I would definitely recommend sending the pokemon company an email and let them know what bugs youve found, so that they could try to fix it in a future update",Uhh you lost the +Universal basic income? lol just kidding,Just print more money right? +"these people totally ignore the fact that if you look at the graph of the mempool you see a sudden huge increase in size almost out of nowhere. Like , yeah, it's totally normal to have an explosion of transactions out of nowhere, they seem to think we're idiots with how much they try to spin it. Not to mention the fact that this spam attack has been carried out so many times now it's just too obvious, so we know exactly what is happening yet the BU supporters still try to act blind like this is all totally normal.","Yeah, like a large group of new people are trying to send bitcoin over the last few days, such as India, seems totally crazy though, I agree." +I don't know but those are three awesome drivers in that picture above.,"I disagree, but two out of three ain't bad." +"Good idea, start the game while the entire Pacific time zone is still at work. That'll boost ratings.",Then tape delay the game on the west coast +Vladimir Putin just made it official with actor Steven Seagal's Russian passport,Holy Fuck -- Seagal is massive. +Wait until he sees your boobs for years. He still likes them but they have the same power as the word 'please'.,That might say more about the quantity/difficulty of the house work +Pixel XL Black 128gb; In stock on Project Fi!,"Love mine so far, well worth it!" +The airlines will love it.,"So will utilities who rely on microwave and land mobile radio systems to do basically everything.... but hey, who needs a reliable electric grid!" +It's amazing the difference one year and one beard can make (8-month beard),Bruh you can't just use your middle school pics as before shots +"The damn thing can randomize the name Rotrot, though. That's like the Scourge Moon Moon. Thankfully I can indulge my aesthetic decisions as a filthy casual and not feel bad about using my geist instead.","Heh, I didn't know different pet forms get different name randomization." +"I dont hate trump. as a 17 year old, pre-everything male-to-female transgender teenager, i do not hate donald trump. thats not me saying i like him, i just do not hate him.","well done for being the bigger person, i meanwhile want to shoot him out of a cannon into the sun" +", or something completely different? What abbreviation will we use for the Breach League related posts?",BHC BSC +"I have a boyfriend! - Widowmaker, probably",B-baka! +"What do you do when you can't do nothing, but there's nothing you can do? You do what you can. ~ Robert Freeman, The Hunger Strike. *The Boondocks*","So, nothing?" +"Made a comment saying this happend to me on my sabertooth z170, then saw this metathread of us haha","I AVOIDED IT, Now worship me!" +"The Twin Towers, taken September 10th, 2001.","Nice picture, aside from the flagpole that was clearly added later for a more dramatic effect." +Blair is an incredibly unifying force. Both Left and Right hate him with a passion....,So he can sweep up the center majority no problem then! +"I really don't know. Hungary on its way out, Ireland on its way out. Germans obviously loved Brexit.",End goal: Once everybody's out Germany will have the EU all to herself. +Greenland is melting.,"Take notice UK, that's what you get for leaving the EU!" +what are you three weaknesses?,"Boobies, booty, and ladyflower" +Yeah it's almost like they think the dog will just follow the officer's instructions and wait for him to open the door. That dog is a dog and all he knows is that he's fucking hot as balls and he needs to get the fuck out of there or else bad things will happen. People are way too quick to blame.,Should have just left the dog in the car to avoid the dog possibly scraping itself on the glass +A metal key is too much. A jewel key is better.,Green grass pls +Karma Unleashed | 7 Days of Vortex Bonuses for Extra Power!,EU just got their divine karma dungeon +I don't get it.,"Men are replying to the ad, saying the OP can have their wives" +I solo always will solo bud because you can't trust nobody.,"Well, if you had actual friends you'd be able to trust them but I'm guessing you're not too experienced on that front" +What dumb thing was banned at your school and why?,After one of my classmates put up a shitton of posters of why its bad to eat at mcdonalds our school banned everyone from putting up similar posters. +Lonely protestor at Lincoln Memorial right now!,Does she see the irony of being a Democrat protesting the election in front of a statue of Civil War era Republican President Abraham Lincoln... +Browns say they're putting Robert Griffin III on injured reserve with a shoulder injury.,IR3 +"Why are the comments so cringy? My good gentle sir, my biggest regret is that I have but one upvote for you","Here, m'lady, take an upvote" +A physical sole ghost type doesn't have too many options... although it can learn all of the elemental punch attacks so that's neat.,Not to mention that Dusclops is just better +"I wonder if Battleships will have additional utility. It seems like if they only exist to take out other Battleships, it would just be smarter to build Corvettes instead, since they are cheaper and more efficient in the same role.","The large guns will also be fairly effective against cruisers, they can mount the aura modules to buff the fleet, and they are probably do the most damage to planetary defenses relative to their size." +Then they should say that. PVP is where changes like that actually matter.,It must be hard to see the effects changes have on PvE with your head that far up your own ass. +Britain or Sweden,Iceland maybe. +"What's this We shit, bandwagoner?",Pipe down Disney. +How is men benefiting from birth control bullshit??,"What, is knocking up your partner unexpectedly a bad thing?" +This isn't the only case regarding Barcelona...,so did you vote for brexit or trump? +Vladimir Putin staring at the embassador's corpse,I think he's just sad that he didn't get a chance to kill him first. +"In a tournament with the all-time broken decks of Hearthstone, who would win? With un-nerfed cards obviously: Patron Warrior Undertaker Hunter Miracle Rogue Secret Paladin",Of course Handlock! +"You also get one somewhere else, forget where though...",You get one from a guy in the Community Center in Malie City. +I was there yesterday and watched a driver pull into the bike lane and drive down it to get past traffic. And that was with the flexiposts.,"soudns like for every 3 flexiposts, there should be a concrete post" +What movie left you traumatized for life as a kid?,"Titanic, what if two people doesn't fit on a floating door!" +"His stance seems perfectly reasonable to me. War should be avoided at far as possible. He's not said he wouldn't go to war at all, he's made it try to avoid doing so. Sounds sane, rather than reckless.",He is blatantly dodging the question though which is what might make some people uncomfortable since national defence is pretty important issue to know one's stance on. +"Reminder: Lena Dunham, Amy Schumer and Miley Cyrus will all leave the US when Trump wins",Winning +I might have to add some extra garlic lol,Garlic is the gold of the chef! +"Personally, I would be disappointed. Though look on the bright side, you have more characters for the new dupe system.","Yay, I'm gonna be able to power up PHY Fat Buu and SSJ Vegeta!" +Is it prison yard clay?,It looks like it could be. +Laker's Swaggy P intercepts his own team's pass and shoots a 3-pointer to beat The Thunder.,Travel +So if I'm trying to merge into another lane in already impossible traffic I have to watch out for some goddamn idiot blasting down between the lanes because they don't want to wait like everybody else? Welcome to fucking India.,You're an idiot +"It's been covered a lot but the lower price of exports isn't necessarily helpful. The problem is that what the UK produces tends to be goods with inflexible demand. No matter how cheap, for instance France isn't going to buy much more tea or cheese than they already do. Most of our exports are like that one way or another so lower prices isn't driving economic growth as it might in the past.",Biscuits are quite moreish though. +"Is this really surprising at all? Life expectancy has always been socioeconomics - more income = better food, better healthcare, better education, better housing. Less income = more fast food, tobacco usage, drugs, alcohol abuse, etc. Next you're going to tell me that people who live in the governors mansion live longer than the people who sleep in the park right next to it.","But if the government supplied all of our housing and food then it would be a level playing field, right?" +"Things every software developer hates. From several years of containing my inner anger towards non-developers, i have bursted. It's time for a 'lil somethin' somethin'. *1. Ignorancy for art.* This is an obvious one. I'll give you a little scenario for this one, just to get you in the spirit. Me: Look at this random program i made. It does this and that. Awesome, right? Person: Sooo? Is it useful? Me: Well, it's fun! Person: It's not useful i guess. When will you actually make a website or something instead of doing shitty stuff? Me: When will you do graphics for a big company instead of painting shitty lines on a canvas? *2. Having zero patiency* I've had a number of clients, and a lot of these people have next to no patiency when it comes to reviewing their case. It usually goes like this: Me: Hello! How can i be of your assistance? Client: Hi, i need Kodi installed with Phoenix and VLC. Me: Alright. I am not familiar with Kodi, please give me a few minutes to understand it. Are you in possession of a free TeamViewer license? Client: No, i need it today. Sorry, i think this is a bit of a waste of time, i'm just gonna find someone else. Me: Suck it up, buttercups. No one is going to be able to do your shit in 20 seconds (i don't actually say this, but i do think it). *3. Client wanting main back-end things changed at the last second* Client: Hi, can you change these 3938 lines of code? It's offensive to my religion. Gonna add more later.",This is hilarious stuff here +"People can be silly, thank you.",Stop talking about yourself +I se a spelling error.,"Where, I dont se one." +"Unexplainable glitch regarding my daughters name Every time I think of this it makes me sick to my stomach, but I have to share with someone. My daughter was born Oct. 26, 2003 and I wanted to name her Shaun, after my favorite movie of all time, Shaun of the Dead. We even got into a slight argument because he wanted to name her Renae, He won and she was named Renae Shaun. This is where it starts to get strange. So years go by and I'm on IMDB, and randomly look up the movie to see if there is any new trivia I don't know, and I notice the release date of the movie. It was released in the UK April 2004 and the US Nov. 2004. WTF! I have had to explain several times why I call her Shaun and not Renae, and I have told the whole reason behind it. The only thing I can come up with, is maybe I saw a trailer. But then it wouldn't have been my favorite movie, and I wouldn't name a child after a character in a trailer unless the name was pretty badass. I just don't understand.","Shaun of the Dead hit American theaters in September 2004, did you see it while it was in it's theater run?" +"You know how some girls almost need sex, not for the pleasure but for the psychological validation? There's a lot of guys like that too.",Yeah thats called guys havin a penis though +"MMW: In the next decade there will be dozens of Trump knock off politicians, all of whom will fail miserably. I'm not saying that after Trump's presidency American politics won't change, just that anyone that will try to imitate him too much will fail because they'll lack some background prerequisites that only Trump has.","This can even work into the past with guys like Schwarzenegger, Jesse Ventura or even a western actor like Reagan." +"Rivers or Carr for ROS? I've got Rivers and Carr was just dropped. Can't roster 2 QBs, who do I hold for ROS?",Carr has Denver week 9 but besides that has good to fair matchups and he has a great playoff schedule +"MEN, GRAB YER GUNS, LAMPS, AND PEANUT BUTTAH! WE'S GOING ON AN ADVENTURE!",AND MY AXE! +New Zealand is the world's number one supplier of salt due to their ratio of coastline to landmass.,I thought r/GlobalOffensive was. +"It's really strange, actually. I see a lot of posts acting like ARR's release had really hard dungeons and talking about wiping on demon wall and shit. Like.. What? What garbage ass groups were you guys playing with?","Nah, demon wall wasnt hard at all, SE nerfed it 5 times for shits and giggles." +"While we're at it, I insist we ban all North Korean Juche law!",As a liberal socialist (and sometimes satanist) shill i must say the Juche sytem might work in America. +AND VALKYR WASN'T ALREADY A VERY STRONG FRAME AS WELL?,"NOT NEARLY AS STRONG IN SUPER HIGH LEVEL GROUP CONTENT AS BANSHEE, BUT A PRETTY STRONG SOLO FRAME YEAH" +I think this is a great idea. For those with actually decent Internet (i know shocker) it's so annoying to have to cater to shitters who queue from a fucking mcdicks wifi or some bullshit. Idc if it's not ur fault it still impacts my fucking game,"How dare you tell people to get good internet, that's just toxic and bm" +Would love to see a team from 30 years ago up against Ohio state or bama,"It would be interesting not only because of the new strategies such as the spread and the HUNH, but because of the new medical protocols and checks in place." +Just you probably. Playing with bolt action rifles is fun.,"Well, I have BF3 and 4 but for some reason BF1 is giving me a weird vibe :/" +"Come on you know how it works, one person cooks, the other person cleans. What? It's never worked like that. Yeah I thought we should try it out. \- actual conversation that happened. I feel your pain OP.","My girlfriend did this too, the problem is I don't leave a mess when I cook, lol." +"you forgot volt, puny human, how could you?","Yep, that was a shocking omission" +*sighs* why cant people just get along and be nice...?,Because the things you choose to do with your own life that have no impact on mine are of the UTMOST importance to me! +This poor Cat5e - Staples through the jacket!,Hey it has plenty of shield grounds! +Do you see it??,That's just so cute +"Surface area. I fear not the lighted floor of lego, I fear the solitary lego in the dark. Ask someone to lay on a bed of nails. Ask someone to lay on a single upright nail.",Suddenly I'm unimpressed by people that lay on a bed of nails. +but muh narrative um um SHE'S A RACIST! YEAH!,She's an honrary huwhite male +"Mounts advice I'm a fairly new player working on leveling up my first two characters ever and was starting to wonder about mounts. I have a couple of low level mounts and and one that I bought off the shop but I'm wanting to get better mounts and was looking through the list of mounts and was wondering when a good time/level to start trying to earn them would be. I know that some are a lot harder than others but without being specific, I noticed that some seem like that might be pretty easy to get. So basically what I'm asking is around what level would going for these mounts seem to be possible or within reach for me. Maybe I should level more or maybe I've leveled enough? Or maybe I could get recommended specific mounts that I could start going for. I just don't want to start trying to earn a mount that is way out of my reach without knowing it is, since I'm new to the game and all. My two characters are 80 and 82. I hope this question is clear enough.","Easiest just to get a lvl 110 and farm through everything in one shot, however a lot of the older content can even be farmed with lvl 90 or 100 characters." +The problem with fixing appliances is the newer ones are likely much more energy efficient than the old ones.,"Yeah, it will be a real issue if people are going around on old energy inefficient bikes." +Trump picks ANOTHER WHITE MALE. When will this end?,"Right, our problem with Trump was that he only hires white men." +"I'm not a fan of social media political activism, is there anything I can do about this as an unconnected rando on Thanksgiving break? Shouldn't there be federal oversight into protests where so many controversies are being reported?",Stand on your chair at Denny's and rant about the plight of the natives until they throw you out. +Mike Gillislee injures hamstring at Wednesday Practice,"As a Bush owner, what does this mean going forward?" +That's definitely Paragus. Although this is a joke... right?,"Hopefully not, Paragus definitely deserves more love" +Floodlight at a reasonable price,Try a hardware store +Nice BM Unsubbed.,So sad to see you go. +What did they mean?,"Yeah, that's what I'm asking...." +"Yotes Related News Dump for the Day We've got projected lines for the game, an update on Cunningham, and ASU Hockey news! Lines Below Domi - Hanzal - Vrbata McGinn - Dvorak - Duclair Rieder - Martinook - Doan Crouse - Dauphin - White OEL - Murphy Goligoski - DeAngelo Connauton - Stone Chychrun - Schenn *Possible scratch line* Tippet is quoted saying Cunningham is in stable but critical condition still, He's got lots of family and friends around him. We're just praying everything moves in the right direction. In ASU news, Austin Lemieux, Mario Lemieux's son, has committed to ASU hockey. Looks like the new rink is already drawing in big names. I don't personally know how skilled the kid is, but he's certainly got name power. If you don't like the combination post let me know and I can break it up in the future, but it seemed unnecessary to me.",Typical Tippitt not playing Strome +"I just can't stand It's a man every 5 minutes, classical station has my ears because of that damn song.",IF IT WALKS IF IT TALKS IF IT TRIES TO STICK ITS PENIS IN YOUR PUSSYYYYYYYY +The woman who helped code the software that got Apollo 11 on the Moon was awarded a Medal of Freedom today.,"NASA really went all out to trick everyone into thinking they went to the moon, apparently as far as to write a program in a complicated language for a one off processor that will never exist again" +Cops of Reddit. What was the most obviously guilty suspect you had to release on a trivial technicality?,"A guy was 3% white so we had to let him go once, damn technicalities." +"Banning coal is an absolute no-brainer at this point, if we don't want to end in a 4 degrees warmer world. It's good to see that this is becoming a trend in Europe, though its really Germany and Poland that everyone should be piling pressure on. At the same time, it'll be imperative that coal plants aren't just replaced by natural gas or bio-energy plants, as these will have to be thrown out next.",We need to bring clean coal back! +Sometimes I get so high I can't move my legs. Clinton is just like us!,"Except with scales, and a forked tongue." +It's almost an alien world.,Looks like the scene where the horse dies in the Neverending Story +His wife is having a baby,So he's waiting for her giving a birth as Taz said in first interview after match. +is there a base on cueta?,A military base? +Ramsey won his matchup against SS sr though,He hardly ever covered Steve. +Uhh... I'm not playing this game anymore. It's getting worse.,Ok see ya +"#To all Hillary supporters who are seeing this as The Last Resort. This is not good for Hillary. If she'd wanted a recount, she would have gotten it. She knows that there are ILLEGAL votes cast for her on those states. Jill Stein never once supported Hillary, and I'm sure as hell she isn't switching sides on the last few days. This election was UNFAIR. There were ILLEGAL votes cast... For Hillary. Don't fool yourselves. Stein has raised over 100k Since that article was published ~1 Hour ago. She will DEFINITELY hit the $2,000,000. And the truth will be out for everyone to see how Corrupt this woman is. #DO NOT. Downvote me because you disagree. Just do a !RemindMe January 22 2017 We can talk whenever this is all done and I end up being right.","I downvoted you, are you afraid now?" +For some reason my sisters cat sits like this everyday,Cat. +"Well, it is not a case, in this instance, as the individual wasn't charged with anything. All that would have been filed on this is an incident report. That being said, all incident reports and case files are public record and can be obtained from your local police department or clerk of court. Source: Am journalist and do this all of the time.",I'm not sure your reply and the rest is enough I need a couple more comments telling me no. +"Really not necessary, bming is never good. Only time I bm is when I beat a bmer, and only if they REALLY go at it and i'm super triggered",Rg user spotted. +For me it's 99% verbalizing the internal dialogue. I'm actually very pleasant in real life so long as the person I'm interacting with isn't a complete moron or a jerk.,n=1 +Why has Ludwig turned into a horse? Has anyone found out why yet?,So he could be a reference to Berserk +I think the all part there sorta precludes that.,You're just saying that because you're a universalist +Is boujack any good?,"Anything is good with mods But seriously, no he's shit" +I hope gen 7 gets her eventually,Last I heard Bank was getting the Gen 7/R/B/Y update next month. +Vaako's Soria Pounding (Onagi-Art),Doesn't an original character mean it's not rule 34? +"people who may or may not sell drugs, what precautions do you take when meeting up with someone? (last post got removed for having dealers in the title) Anyways i live on a college campus, and I swear I see so many teenage dealers doing the dumbest shit guys advertising their stuff on fucking yik yak, dealing out of their dorms (having people come over and leave IMMEDIATELY after all the time) and my favourite, some guy telling me he deals when I didn't even bring up drugs at all I may be a dumb kid too but I want them to be safer. it's like they don't even realize the risks how can I tell them to be careful without acting like an overprotective mom? some of them are guys I hang out with.. none of them belong in prison for trying to make some extra cash",Keep the 9 cocked no safety on my waist with a mini Draco with the drum mag in my backpack +This was fantastic. Why this not 1k+ deep in upvotes is a mystery to me...,Maybe because it's not even an hour old yet? +The formula doesn't factor international play. But yes Ginobili is 100% getting in.,That shows the problem with the formula then. +"You could live in SoCal. We have laws about how much water you can flush down the toilet, we pay for every plastic grocery bag, and you need a full scale background check to buy just ammunition. This freaking state is full communist. I'm packing my bags and leaving this dump.",come to GA brother +"It use to be okay, but looks like they have tried to make it phone friendly but fucked it up.",How do you know? +No. None of the major news networks are gonna play this. Theyre so far in the bag for her its sickening. This is going to get buried faster than a DNC staffer.,Well Trump won't let it hide. +Big man using a throwaway to spout political opinions.,Gryff99 is your real name lol +Kill you quick? You think bleeding out on the street is a quick way to die? Instant death by handgun requires a headshot or a precisely placed shot to the chest. Besides that even if you get shot 5 times you're going to spend minutes bleeding.,"Not only that, you might not die at all" +"Meh, take the toll roads back to NYC next time you go for a visit. If our state would stop raiding the highway fund to fund plush projects we'd have one hell of a road system.","It is kinda weird that NC has the highest gas tax in the region but no money for highways, unless they try to differenate between streets and highways." +"Anyone else tired of finding dead bodies? Every time they tell me to go find someone, they're dead. Is the chosen one cursed?",but everyone dying is the only way to add dramatic tension to a story! +"Be careful with self promotion, although it is not against reddit policy it is looked down upon .",Sorry I wasn't aware :( +"Reddit is being either pressured or paid off to cover for the satanic jewish pedo cabal. Or worse yet, they're in on it.",IT HAS TO BE THAT GUY WITH THAT BACKPACK. +me irl,Me^2ThANKS +My brother bought some And didn't get that's why I'm worried,"If it doesn't work, just open a ticket" +stay in school pupper,n don't do drugs pupper +It's probably more complex than that. We won't know how much taxpayers are paying Carriers to keep these jobs in this sweet heart deals. 2000 people are going to laid off. Trump saved 1000 of those jobs at huge cost to taxpayers.,I am more discussing how Trump is not only not some AMAZING negotiator as he and his Cultists claim but he is actually just awful at it. +Ive never seen a xx.xK on upvotes. Guess people really like this stuff.,"This isn't related to overwatch, but they changed the formula so scores are higher." +Overthinking,This bundled with catharsis is a great combination +"Guys: Where do you meet girls if you don't drink and you're not going to school? Inb4 interest clubs. The ones I've been in are filled with old people. Alcohol is expensive and I don't like being drunk. Cold approaching can backfire. I've had bad luck dating online, girls flake a lot.","You're right, come to think of it I've never actually seen a girl outside of a bar or a campus." +Do you think all black people like all white people? All Asian people like all Hispanic people? All black people like all white people? The list can go on.,Trooooolllll +$350-$170* my bad,Pitchforks! +What was the price? $100?,Came out to $108 after tax +woof irl,Gooby pls +"jill bashed hillary daily. contrary to popular belief, that actually is not helpful.","If only no one ever criticized her, Hillary might have won." +Citibanamex | La mejor experiencia bancaria,"hum, mi AdBlock ya no funciona?" +It's a weird fucking oxymoron of an attack that came from anti-Bernie Hillary diehards: Bernie supporters were accused simultaneously of being white guilt ridden communist far left SJWs and privileged brogressives who only care about white males and don't care about PoC and women. Truly a paradox of intellectually dishonest attacks.,"Just throwing whatever labels at them, and see which sticks." +"That's because he didn't know the direction he was running in yet. I saw no hesitation, but it is fake so who cares",i too can't run more than one step without stopping and reconsidering which direction I want to run. +Propaganda is fake news right?,God bless the propaganda overlord +This was in my Microscopy lab today (4x GTX 1080s),Your bulrush of a University couldn't afford a Mac? +"Didn't realise Terry Crews trying to do the robot was still funny, even he looks done with it.","Both the original post and this one hit the front page, so apparently plenty of people still find it funny." +Dormammu I've come to bargain,Dormammu I've come to bargain +Liverpool among the Premier League clubs leading the way in supporting the Rainbow Laces LGBT Campaign this weekend,Nice to see this. +Jill Stein Has Raised More Than $1.5 Million To Fund Recounts In 3 States,I thought MI automatically did a recount if it was less than 0.03%. +They were very cocky.,NSFW tag? +Millennial Outreach Photo from Trump Children Gets Instant Twitter Mockery,The best reaction from those twitter messages imo: Cylons for Trump. +"You may dislike the new Akuma look, but that least it's not this costume from Tekken 7",Hey even evil shoto masters deserve a break from the gi. +James Robinson and Carlos Pacheco are the creative team for Cable,Is this the Cable with full use of his psionic powers? +The CEO of Reddit confessed to modifying posts from Trump supporters after they wouldn't stop sending him expletives,"This is so petty, who gives a shit." +"Is it fair to say that Brady is the greatest player in NFL history? Is it fair to say that Brady is the greatest player in NFL history? I honestly think he's better than Rice, Moss, Lewis etc. No player has had such an impact on a team.",Yes +Almost done with the first week of Worlds and ive yet to hear Ignite play once Love the song as do many others. Not sure why its not being played at all,i wouldnt even recognize the song if i heard it :/ +"How is it logical that he can date her best friend, but his best friend can't date her?","Because the bro code, bro, the bro code." +"Just because something is reported doesn't mean it's important. This happens every single election and as long as the errors are corrected and the campaigns refund the money it's a non issue. And, uh, why do you suggest I use another account on politics?","Yeah, but trump did it so now it's like a bagagillion times worse and more illegal now!" +"Wow what a sacrifice, he's really living on borderline poverty.",Well it's obvious he's only done this for tax purposes +Is this because Trump won the election and anti-Semites now feel emboldened?,Trump is a beloved figure among Muslims in particular +"Ah, ok. Are you the guys that fix DCGS and shit?","No idea what that acronym stands for so probably not or it may be called something different in the Yes My Retarded Ass Signed Up, we're the S-6 communications guys who are normally playing xbox on an overly large TV that we acquired when you knock on our door." +Guy on Facebook Photoshops 2 girls he likes into his birthday photo. They then block him,I really wish this was a joke. +Mark Huges bday present from his wife!,"After all the MVP'ing he's been doing this year, he deserves it." +I believe this is the correct answer.,I concur +"Indian Gaming industry can someone tell me how much of the total revenue from mobile games, is generated by Indian games (games developed in india)?","I dont think there's a good enough pc gaming company/industry in india as per mobile games games like chota bheem,hanuman are there Last time i checked the best game developed by indian gaming industry was gta punjab and ipl 2007" +Rajasthan: Two thieves feared drowned as stolen buffalo swims to safety,I think they should beef up the security. +Yeah that is definitely not happening anytime soon. I am just happy if this game is as fun as Sleeping Dogs.,If it's anything like sleeping dogs in terms of storytelling I'm happy +90% of the time I enjoy Will Ferrell. Can't wait for this one!,"Yeah but, do you let Will Ferrell *enjoy* himself?" +To be honest...the peanut butter and jelly in the same jar still amazes me too.,"I can't eat that stuff, it grosses me out for some reason." +"I played a few cards and didn't run into many, so I guess I just got lucky. Maybe one in total?","I played another card last night and didn't see even 1, so maybe it was just bad luck the first time through." +"Bid to ban Cleveland name, logo in Ontario denied",good +"Non-South African people of Reddit, what comes to mind when you think of South Africa?","To me it's known for the beach, white Africans, and shark attacks." +NRG with a UK team flag?,UK finally doing something :< +"Fun Fact: My best friend in 1st grade was killed by the mob. His family skipped out on their debt, so the mob killed the family, burned the house, and quite literally salted the earth",that's not fun at all... +I'm genuinely angry too. Like very angry. A papacy like that of Francis' would've been less damaging when the status of Catholicism in the world and basic morality wasn't so up in the air but at a time like this he is completely unable to provide the leadership needed. He's acting like a petulant child who can't handle disagreement. I feel like he is *trying* to cause enough tensions that a split (God forbid) so that the church can be rid of those pesky traditionalists and be like the Anglican communion with prettier buildings. Someone needs the courage to confront him publicly about what is happening,The Anglicans at least have rood screens +"First the logo, now the prophet?",Well he IS Jesus +And not only that but the level of superiority Americans with mutilated cocks talk to people who didn't mutilate their cocks.,mutilated cocks How about you check your foreskin privilege. +"Wait, what? Why?","Something something Micro$oft, amirite?" +Let's not forget Ozzy Osbourne.,I'm firmly of the opinion that the only reason Ozzy is still alive is because Sharon won't let him die. +"It's not the fps, the site actually takes up almost all of my bandwidth at once.","I mean, my internet's pretty average at 15 Mbps (2 MBps) and it runs smoothly on my computer." +"Question about sleeping habbits Ok so I sleep on top of my sheets and comforter I place a sleeping bag over them and sleep on top of that. I do this because most sheets make me feel trapped and stuck in place and the comforter feels heavy. I was wondering if there are any sheets that stay cool, and feel smooth. as well as a light comforter .","I feel the same way so just don't use a flat sheet, just my comforter." +"you have high hopes, kid","nah, he signed himself over to Monstercat" +Post the stupidest fan theory you heard or read about MCU...?,I heard Fox is ready to bargain. +"Year after year Parasite gives a lengthy, detailed outline on fixes that are necessary for the game and never gets the credit he deserves for it. Next year send him up to test the game, please.",they have Maven no need for useless pros. +"What should we do if one or more of these users don't follow up on their stupid promises? Like if that one guy doesn't bake a wiimote cake, or that other guy doesn't make a grilled cheese sandwich replica of the NX controller, or that other guy doesn't do a 10-hour video of a kazoo cover of the Wii Mii channel, or that other guy doesn't read aloud the entirety of the Bee Movie script through a megaphone outside of his house 5 times, or that other guy doesn't poop his pants?",If the NX turns out to be everything rumored I will be excited. +How do you feel about kids on leashes?,It's a good way to keep from losing your kid. +"As a Hispanic, what the fuck did I just read",Are you a white or non white Latino? +You think it would be easy for a computer to determine which aircraft the controller wanted to talk to before they keyed the mic?,"Sure, use eyeball tracking to choose the airplane you want to track, then automatically choose the best tower..... Nothing to it" +Pogba looks great,"So does mkhi tbh, if they keep this up this is going to be a great match" +LITERALLY CRYING,Good +Were not all warriors fans :(,"Yeah, some of us are Raps fans" +"Which changes are you referring to? The ones I've read were one extra second on her cougar abilities, and her heal scaling off of missing health. That doesn't seem too bad, since the healing from missing health will help in the first clear and probably neutralise the increased cougar ability cooldowns impacts.","The healing is lower unless you're very low health, then it's the same as live." +"No I'm not. Just trying to understand why you think the way you do, and in response you are getting horribly bothered and bent out of shape, as determined by your hostile, incoherent responses.",Because you're acting like you don't see a problem like a can't fucking Mame it simpler for you. +White chocolate with yogurt and what I'm assuming a type of fruit. Ritter Sport is a popular German candy which comes in squares.,"It's also probably the only sweet that prides itself on being quadratic, practical and good (Quadratisch, praktisch, gut)." +I played Arrival and don't remember that. Where is it stated/implied?,"I believe that was in the codex, so that was easily missable." +"The price of gasoline. Americans have it so cheap it's ridiculous. I remember when they were complaining about it being over $4/gallon, I worked out in the UK we were paying over $12/gallon.. Plus a bunch of other stuff that everyone else has mentioned in the thread.",In all fairness we did do all the heavy lifting invading the oil producing companies +I couldn't eggre more!,"Pls stop, I'm bEgging you" +It wasn't easy but I somehow managed to fap to this.,Paedophile +I wish I had no family sometimes.,What's stopping you? +"If anyone wants to help me out with this one and team up, i'm on PS4. Just pm me if you want ;)",I cant PM but add me psn: DeathFromUp +Where do people get Danica being good at plate racing? She wrecked on just about all of them last year.,"She got the D500 pole, obviously she's great at plate tracks..." +What sources?,The same sources chip brown has +I hope to hell we will.,Watch your language you cunt. +William takes a stroll,He's... he's beautiful... +Are you 9?,I'll have you know I'm 4 *and a half*. +"I can't draw, but I own some fountain pens. And that appears to be a Mad Cat MkI.",No its a lamy vista +Hillary said she lost. Case closed.,"Yeah, but that's just her public position." +This is welcoming news. I orered mine on the 25th. Looks like I'll get to play with the 2 before the HD6XX. Is there a big difference between the 2015 and 2016 versions?,"Don't quote me on this, but I believe that the 2016 drivers are more reliable, in that they are less likely to fail." +"If you suffer from Christophobia, Trumpophobia or Caucasiophobia...You might be a liberal. (Yeah we can make up fake shit too)",Twogendersphobia? +"Help pcmr, I've been pcmr for a year and I can't understand what's up with this. Everything is closed out recently restarted. My specs are r7 370, 12 gbs ram,800 GB HDD, i7 4700 ,520 watt PSU and a 1600x900 monitor",What service is eating up the disk? +You can run around the enemies,"Pfft, yeah if you're a *casual*!" +"That's a fair point regarding Star Trek. I don't really feel like there are episodes where nothing happens in TWD for me personally though, idk. I think people would dislike the show more if they blew through a villain per episode also.","i feel like less of it has to do with episodes where nothing happens and more to do with episodes that have no relevance to the main plot, or very little relevance." +Paris Hilton,10/10 would motor boat. +"Crimes by foreigners in Denmark have doubled - A new analysis from the Danish National Police shows that while many categories of crime are either falling or stagnated, the number of crimes committed by non-citizens more than doubled between 2009 and 2015.","The one I find weird is the 76 people being accounted for 5,541 indictments (almost 80 per person) - with credit card fraud ok, perhaps you get indicted multiple times for one overall offence, but really how many times do you need to get indicted for a large punishment?" +"At this point, fighting climate change is like being stage 4 terminal cancer with a month left to live, and then you decide to ~~quit smoking~~ cut down your smoking to one pack a day from two, confident that this alone will cure the cancer.",Bit population growth in industrialized nations is leveling off! +Group Funded By Trump's Education Secretary Pick: 'Bring Back Child Labor',Someone has to do the jobs left vacant once the mass deportations start. +This feels like an advertisement,nobody talks about toys r us anymore... gotta remind us they're still there somehow +"Does that dock really slide up to the app drawer, like the pixel launcher? If so, how do you get that in Nova prime?","It's in the beta version of Nova, in the app and widget drawer settings, and the indicator is in desktop settings" +Crazy beliefs about Muslims. They make me think of the crazy beliefs that people had about my Irish Catholic ancestors back in the 19th Century.,Well you Irish Catholics *are* crazy. +"Lets be honest True football heads, how good are the Dallas Cowboys really? I'm going to call it now as I see it, I think the Cowboys are overrated publicly. It reminds me of the Houston Texans a few years ago when they started out 8-0, but the thing was that didn't play anybody, and eventually that fact caught up to them. Dallas has not played anybody. Let's examine their opponents who they've won against: - Redskins twice, a team who is average at best - Chicago Bears, a team that's trash. - The Bengals, another trash team, who are 3-6 -The Steelers, who are average at 5-5 - The Eagles, average 5-5 team -The Ravens, another perfectly average 5-5 team - The Greenbay Packers, trash 4-6 team. - The Brows, who are TERRIBLE at 0-11. The ONLY good team Dallas played, was the 7-3 Giants. And what happened? Dallas loss. So from the perspective of the Las Vegas betters, how good are the cowboys really? Because last Vegas betters don't fall into the trap of public bias. Money is on the line. Would you put your money on the Cowboys?",You are not one of those true football heads you ask of. +Why does everyone want to open it up to pedestrians? What advantage or positive outcome will come of it?,The good feelings of living in a city where traffic is unnecessarily backed up because someone decided an idea from almost 40 years ago was no longer a good one. +I literally can't think of any British chocolate other than Cadbury...,Terry's? +"Well, imagine Hitler, but with nukes and a country whose geography makes it almost impervious to invasion. *The Man in the High Castle* explores this a bit, though tangentially.",Lets not forget the largest and most technologically advanced Air Force and Navy as well. +"To be fair though, everything else in the excelsior is horrible, too.",Truth. +Get a mech keyboard for him!,I was thinking that and a nice gaming mouse :) he is still hesitant to do shooters or anything that isn't a strategy game lol +I don't agree with their logic but there is lgbt actors. Would they have played the part? Who knows maybe they tried and not a single lgbt actor wanted the part.,"Or didn't fit the role, after all the persona comes first not their sexuality" +I think that's what I'm gonna have to do. Along with the air pods. They got me good.,Dude just cut a little hole in the case and send me the $500 I just saved you. +Look again. I think it's actually a woman with really saggy boobs.,Holy shit look at the difference in forearm size +1985. Around the time those mysterious cones first started appearing.,It certainly looks like the guy in the red & white jumper and the guy in the blue jacket are plotting something. +F.O.O.L/Falcon Funk - Coming Back Teaser,HYPE for this! +Transgender cop's uniform keeps her out of event she organized,Discriminating against men dressed as women is wrong but discriminating against men dressed as women dressed as police is acceptable. +"PLEXing an inactive acount. My alt account is now inactive, and I wanna give it a plex to get it running. Does it work if you donate the plex to another account, ie get it active? Or will it just dump the plex item in their hanger and still need the '15minute' active thing to go in and activate it?",Donating the PLEX will activate the account with 30 days of game time. +"From what I hear, there *is* some pretty top-notch weed grown in Oklahoma.","Okie here, can confirm." +"Entire internet history of UK citizens to be viewable by government bodies including police, tax agencies, pensions body, and Food Standards Agency within weeks",Clearly this is the fact of refugees right? +You mean there's drugs inside DeLima's canal?,That's why they need to summon her. +"One time, I think in an askreddit thread, some dude replied with the longest, most bizarre, out of left field reply that may or may not have had anything to do with the question. Someone else replied to that post with came here to say this and it was epic. Really wish I would've saved that comment.",He was probably just being +Really?,"Well gee, it's not like what they're doing isn't beneficial for the rest of the world." +Justin Trudeau looks forward to restarting the Keystone XL pipeline with President Trump,Climate change is not real. +"Libertarianism at least is a self-confined ideology. It's a lousy one, by my standards, but it's a hell of a lot better than whatever the hell the Republicans stand for. (They tend to stand for whatever gets them elected.)",*A Libertarian is a Republican who wants to get laid* +Now!,Autism in its rawest form. +I've done that one before. The cooks illustrated pie crust. When I was still a TBM! My first time buying Vodka. I've cooked for church functions with wine in the sauce too. Shh don't tell.,How many souls have you poisoned +Why is it funny? THe cat knocks his drink over. He can't pick up a glass or he pawed like a stuffed toy. Then he orders another one. This cycle may repeat itself until he is broke i guess. Not sure. I don't get it.?,"The joke is that cat's don't like whiskey, they like to drink gin." +Invitation to serve in Togo Got the email today. I am absolutely thrilled! Anyone else get their invitation or is already serving there?,"If you have any questions, feel free to send me a message." +Ese no es telefono que explota?,Es el note 7 +PCGamer notes that Mafia III is locked at 30 fps,Only the review copies are locked at 30fps. +It was a pretty dumb film.,You watch your mouth. +lol bad,not the point of this post +Don't talk to me or my sheen ever again.,DELETE THIS! +"There should be a 'no carts, no baskets' line at every grocery market where you can only purchase what you can carry",I see no negative consequences to this. +She was my favorite aspect.,Neat lol +How do they compare to other Bundesliga clubs?,Dortmund - 376 million revenue +Is recruiting really A&M's problem though?,Probably talent identification more than recruiting. +"Even 1% is pretty bad, considering what would happen.","I play XCOM so you know that if there's a chance... There's a fucking chance that could happen, yo." +"Het lijkt wel een wedstrijdje controverse rondstrooien om zo te kijken wie de meeste media aandacht kan krijgen. Wie zal als volgende aan de beurt zijn, weer Wilders? Of misschien toch DENK die in het nieuws wilt blijven. Misschien doet anders VNL of Baudet wel weer iets om zo in de spotlight te komen...","Zometeen blijkt dat Kuzu zelf die racistische video gemaakt heeft, en anoniem online gezet!" +Starting him over Evans. Gonna be a bad day for Tampa,Yeah it's really bad for the best WRs when your team is forced to throw continuously because you're down a bunch (due to your defense giving up scores) and they basically have to throw it and not run it. +"It's not, and you're foolish to think that and buy into the propaganda. Fascism isn't just some word you can paint your opponents with.",I guess it's some mystical metaphysical concept that can be used in a mutlitude of ways. +Ecclestone plans to cut pre-grid track time in 2017,It's good to see that the important F1 issues are bejng addressed so swiftly. +"In Scotland, D. Trump built a wall, blocking the sea view of local residents who refused to sell their homes. And then he sent them the bill",can't stump the trump +Honestly the whole time I was thinking why doesn't Vader just grab the plans with the force? But still awesome.,"I was thinking that too, also why couldn't he just force grab the people on the other side of the door?" +What about babies who die during delivery ?,"They recieved plenty of oxygen through their mothers, meaning they were passive oxygen inhalers." +I mean we did beat OSU and Iowa. But you know its all cool. It was a fluke that you guys lost to them right?,Just like the fluke of us beating OSU +"on PC nothing sells over 2k really, even rare silvers",just sold an atletico non rare silver cam for 6k lol +"Priests, use Shackle Undead in BRH You can interrupt the arrow barrage/raven's dive from the trash and completely disable one of the adds during the second boss fight. (despawns after boss dies, so you can effectively ignore it.)",Why shackle when the dps is going to aoe everything and ignore cc? +"Jerked off on Skype to a girl I met online. I though she wouldn't show herself cause she was just shy, now I realize it was probably an old guy...",Damn that poor guy had to look at you masterbating +Bonus for you: Ta is another (informal) way of saying thanks.,So his mom *wasn't* signing off with tits and ass? +That's what I aim for.,The hero we've been looking for. +You can relive the plot of Footloose while in Shibuya,But it's clearly at r/lounge not in Shibuya +I've been in a very portaly mood lately,"Recolors,really?" +I haven't heard a decent Christian song on the radio is almost 30 years.,Well it seems like somebody has forgot the song Christmas Shoes. +How is it a double standard? BLM and other psuedo black supremacist groups are considered legitimate by the general public.,"Well if you're referring to BLM as a racial supremacy movement, I'm sure your discourse is going to be reasonable and sound." +Often overlooked but always relied upon. Backlund is solid.,tbh flames should have drafted him 2nd round +I'm not fond of life,But it's beautiful isn't it? +Give your speculated/rumored/leaked/fake Justice League plot?,You have to wait for the next plot leak from 4chan my friend +I AM SO EXCITED FOR THE RED RIVER SHOOTOUT NOW,"I'm only upvoting a sooner bc you correctly named it the Shootout, not Rivalry or some such PC nonsense." +"I dropped all marvel and DC after new52 and now, it got to be to much to keep track and only kept up with Invincible, Saga, walking dead. But last week I picked up wicked and the divine, paper girls and wytches to add to my short pull list",Wytches was great; I really hope it comes back. +Burke. :) I'd consider Medina. What do you have in mind?,Medina works for me and a few others that I might be able to get. +how do you know is snow map?,Because it's a December release. +"Friday 11/25 workout I'm going to give this my best shot, sorry if it isn't perfect! Tread 1 4 min progressive push 1 min base 2 min push 45 sec base 1 min push 1 min all out Floor 1 40 lateral step-overs (each round) Burpees 20-10-5 Bird-dogs 20-10-5 Something else I can't remember 20-10-5 Tread 2 45 sec all-out intervals 20-10-5 squats to bicep curls between intervals Tread 3 (3.5 min) 1 min push 1 min base 30 sec push 30 sec base Row 3 min distance (600-900m) 1 min recovery 1:30 min distance (300-500m) 45 sec recovery 45 sec distance (150-300m) Floor 2 20-10-5 superman 20-10-5 knee tucks",Endurance day? +Hungry Venezuelans Flee in Boats...,Why are they leaving a place that has significantly reduced the equality gap for a place with a government that won't care as much about their needs! +Ash-Greninja kinda blurs the distinction a bit.,"Nah, greninja just came through the ultrawormhole from the Anime Universe after being unable to cope with Ash's loss." +Explanation on the difference between training your core & training your abs,Ugh easy... let me just get off my dxracer chair real quick +I wonder if he means old skywalker solo ren kenobi?,Or Swallonob +The NDP are the only option on the left so I don't get your point.,"The Conservatives seem to have a base of around 30%, no such base exists for the ndp so it's much easier for the Conservatives to drift to the left than it is for the ndp to drift to the right" +Between... ?,in the span of probably 10-15 years it already started in a way lesser scale +"Not only does it not matter if you had a proper diagnosis, she still shouldn't have been causing you harm, but a concerned parent would actively try to find a diagnosis or techniques to help. It wasn't until my late teens when I was out of the house that I learned about sensory integration disorder and how much better I could be at dealing with sensory issues today if I'd had some early help and compassion. So it isn't even just don't torture your kid, its also and get them help and support, and Nparents seem to fail at both.",THIS +"Nice work on this, straight facts and numbers.","No way, I'll take a hastily formed and emotionally tinged opinion over data and facts any day" +"Chapo Trap House, without a doubt. Made me so much more interested in politics, especially as an Englishman learning about America. And absolutely hilarious.",Y'know I heard a myth about the Federalist also having a podcast but I guess that's all it was... a myth~ +I've done this before and I'm certainly not proud of it. It's just unecessary and a total dick move.,"Sometimes the bitch just doesn't listen though, amirite?" +What? This is stupid. Try running a business without advertising.,"Yeah, would someone please think of the businesses" +Electronics Engineer - Volunteer!? I'm literally speechless!,But think of the exposure +BREAKING: I want joy behar fired for her comments! She called Bill's rape victims tramps on live tv!,Where are all the angry feminists who should be publicly shaming her by now? +Dancing,Racist pigs huhuhuhuhhuuuu +"Well, they also filmed it in England of all places, so it was probably a bit tough to create convincing jungle scenery.",They did fly in a tremendous amount of tropical vegitation for those scenes. +"Snaps about Jaclyn's car being vandalized? Did anyone see those snaps Jaclyn posted about her car being continuously vandalized? Someone in her neighborhood keeps taking a hammer to her car and putting dog poop on it. I understand not liking someone, but it's crazy to just keep destroying someone else's property.","She has a nice car too, that's honestly such a trashy thing to do to someone." +Finally home from college!,What kind of car is this? +I'm not underestimating it at all. Playing go is a completely different kind of task than what's needed to solve a general AI. Anyway I'm not much of a go player so that wouldn't be much of a contest. I did enjoy watching the match with Lee though.,My comment was more geared towards your misunderstanding of accelerating exponential return of technologies. diff --git a/chunk39.csv b/chunk39.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d1d798f03e16f20b7e85ba9218c9a813fff70e62 --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk39.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1667 @@ +Input,Output +Holy crap. Went from 0 to TRIGGERED! in 3 seconds flat.,The definition of REEEEEEEEEEEEE. +"Lowering their HP is just to make it more likely that they'll call for help! I do know that I can stall for turns when I have no good moves available by just using an Adrenaline orb, but they call for help more often when they're at red HP.","But I seem to remember hearing that Adrenaline orb makes it act like they're at red hp always, and that's all it does." +I wonder if we'll ever implement a no low effort posts rule,"But then we couldn't post his videos, why would we do that?" +"Tips for running on lunch break? A little background: I work midnight till 8 a.m. Then I go to school 9 a.m. Till 4 p.m. I'm really bad at staying awake during class just sitting at a desk, so I was thinking maybe running on my lunch break would get my blood pumping for those last couple hours? My main concern is not smelling awful afterwards as there are no showers and break is only 30 minutes. Any help much appreciated!","Good idea, there's a nice set of back stairs I can use for this" +"On mobile, I'm just getting porn ads when I click the link.",Same +17 Science Fiction Books That Forever Changed The Genre,Number 13 will blow your mind! +"Wether it came stock or not is irrelevant, was it legal is the question.","If the car passed Australian compliance with that tint then I'd be inclined to say the cops were wrong, hell most of them know jack shit about cars anyway." +For all you all chat crybabies.,You can mute them ... or feed their anger asking for more arguments from each side to be able to take a good balanced decision and tilt them to oblivion :). +Beautiful Serperior and Milotic,We need a fire serpent. +Kevin Love is now averaging 22.1 points and 10.7 rebounds with a 45.4/42.3/85.3 slash line.,DAE THINK WE SHOULD TRADE HIM FOR JAE CROWDER AND A 2ND ROUNDER +"Yes, read it, it's great (I am totally not biased and Tomoyo is definitely not my waifu).","Yeah, sure you aren't." +This little guy got stuck in a tank. My brother was able to rescue him with no injuries.,"But, did your brother take the chance to tickle his little raccoon feet?" +Pokemon is so far along that there's no way it can be disappointing,This guy just Jynxed it. +If a straight guy bought me a drink in a gay bar I'd take it *just* because it was a gay bar.,I'd take it because I have a drinking problem and a drinking problem funding problem. +"Hotel Chocolat, which is euphoria inducing.",^In ^this ^moment.... +Native Americans face more police killings in US than other races,"This can't be true, if it was, surely I would have heard this on the news before...." +"With Trump's commerce and treasury picks, it's looking like business as usual in Washington",The swap is being drained as we speak. +"And before all that, she went from being unemployed and living on state benefits to becoming a multi-millionaire within five years.",Great idea to get rid of the safety net for these lazy bums tho +Another example of Canada being made patsies by crooked immigrants. Deport these fakers and make an example of them. Hundreds of thousands of immigrants come here HONESTLY and these rich guys commit fraud. Shameful.,"Don't wanna be saying that, we might start sounding like Trump!" +Fidel Castro is dead at 90.,Shame. +Well she dies in the comics so I'd say it's definitely Carl's story. Pretty sure Kirkman has already said that,Spoiler alert! +Interesting that one of the most deep blue counties is in the middle of South Dakota/the Heartland,That's the elitist part +"Oh! My bad, How dare I compare Marcos to a terrorist. At least Marcos works within the realm of the law.",username checks out +"didn't mean to say most Germans are ok with it I only mean to point out the hypocrisy of fans from abroad who judge domestic fans of a club they dislike by calling them corporate, when they are buying into corporate sport culture","I mean, it's not like any other team in Germany is sponsored by a corporation, right?" +"Not who you replied to but you can't compete on a competitive level with subpar IVs, so forcing someone to either spend hours grinding or cheat feels bad when there is no upside to not cheating and no repercussions if you do cheat even in an official tournament (and obviously at that). People are gonna flood the battle spot with max IV pokes either way, but hypertraining is actually good for breeders. It make breeding for a certain type of hidden power relatively easy. So while it doesn't solve cheating it rewards legitimate players and makes the barrier from casual to competitive less painful.","Nope, hyper training does not make looking for a specific HP easier since hyper training only lets you max out IVs, they don't go up one by one." +"Think aim assist on console does make her more lethal, but I really dont play with aim assist on console","Maybe, I don't really notice it enough to give you a yes or no, though." +user reports: 1: the mods raped me. wew,Well...why'd you do it? +Who invented communism!,My favourite is the biggest brother - Engels +"Where do you guys store all of your Let's Play videos? Hey guys, something I haven't seen posted on here is where you guys store the files for your let's plays. What do you recommenced? I upload two 2-4gb videos a day so my hard drive is getting filled up pretty quickly. Luckily I have a spare external hard drive, but what should I invest in for the long run? External or Internal hard drive? SSD or HDD? 500gb, 1TB, 2TB, etc?",2TB Exernal +"They have some of my favorites too. Well I'll go to college and I'll learn some big words, And I'll talk real loud, goddamn right I'll be heard! You'll remember the guy who said all those big words he must've learned in college Bankrupt on Selling Or, Another had been found, another ocean on the planet, Given that our blood is just like the Atlantic Third Planet Or, It takes a long time, but God dies too, but not before he'll stick it to you It's All Nice (On Ice) I could keep going but I'm sure you know.",the last one is from I Came As A Rat not It's All Nice +"Well, from what i know, there is some evidence it is subtly pushed since like school programs. Mainly because they've allowed a literal admitted commie terrorist get to writing those.",\* Subtly * +"The last three times I've ordered on the touchscreen terminals, the receipt printer was down. It flashes a 5 digit order number on the screen for about three seconds, which you're expected to memorize, and then all the orders they call out are three digits long. Great system.",Receipt system always works for me and the number is only 2 digits. +"We're last in the league in the number of draft picks that are still on the team. That tells me all I need to know about the capabilities of those two. It's time to move on. Hopefully, sooner rather than later.",Maybe we don't need to keep as many draft picks around because our free agent signings are so badass. +I think they're just permanently embarrassing middle class people,"Well if you don't understand its probably because you're not a hard working, honest, Christian American." +"Steam black friday sale: Reccomended game for 10 euro/dollars or less? I currently have 10 euroes spare on my steam acc, what game(s) should i get?","Kings bounty: dark side hex based strategy game, i'd never played anything like it before and thoroughly enjoyed it Tomb Raider 2013 Brilliant action/adventure RPG with decent replay value, great graphics albeit not too demanding to run south park: stick of truth comedic slap-stick turn based RPG based on south park, i don't think much more needs to be said Half Life series speaks for itself, if you haven't played these yet, get them Portal/Portal2 Get them Lego LucasArts games Star wars/Hobbit/Indiana Jones/Batman take your pick" +"I do know about the 668B and the 681 Evo, but both would be a bit too sibilant for them. I realised just now that I had completely forgotten about the Tascam TH02. I thought of them because you mentioned Superlux. Thanks for jogging my memory :)",Don't forget the hm5 pads. +Darvish throwing left-handed,"If he could actually pitch left handed, why didn't he pitch from that side during recovery from Tommy John?" +I would be all in on resigning Cook but he seems to be injury plagued and he's not getting any younger. I'm sure there's a TE in college with sure hands we can find that would be a good replacement.,"re takes a while to develop in the pros, most guys need 2+ years out of college to make an impact there, so it's not like a quick replacement from the draft is that easy" +"I think he had career-ending evidence on one of the politicians, or LE.","Well, whatever it was, it must have been pretty serious to afford him *absolute immunity* in Manitowoc County." +Yeah that's the one. They wanted to see if they could teach a dolphin to speak English,What a wonderful time to be alive! +God Goku friend?,"I have an int god goku, but he's lvl 1.... I guess I can train him for you, but I'm not playing for another 2 hrs (2395440317)" +Do alt-righters have any concrete examples of these so called trends?,"look, what am I supposed to call nigger now anyway?" +"Actually I'm looking for friend to play HOTS with me on the Nexus Challenge event for the reward.(30 game with friend,dmn it)",Do you happen to play on EU server? +"No Tom Brady or Gronkowski, and they don't even miss a beat against (on paper) possibly the best team in the NFL. Don't even play the rest of the season, just hand them a fifth Lombardi right now.",Week 9 last year you could say similar things; but injuries happen and teams get hot. +@ Teanna Trump,This guy gets it +The 42 lb Coleman Frog,Inquiring minds wanted to know +Remember to crush the Ambien before mixing it thoroughly in her drink. The layer of scum that forms when you don't do it properly is a dead giveaway.,"finally, a solid response to OP's question!" +Heb er toch mijn twijfels bij. Lijkt mij niet het makkelijkste boek om te verfilmen.,"Ik vind verfilmingen van boeken bijna altijd tegenvallen omdat je een interpretatie van de regiseur ziet, terwijl je je het meestal toch anders had voorgesteld toen je het zelf las." +Men can do this...Google it.,"Yeah, I'm sure Google will make it possible for me." +Love is around 6'9 or 6'10 right? The process is 7'2,Yeah 6'9.5 in shoes at the combine. +Youtuber fakes Trump-inspired hate crime in order to see how journalists will vet such stories. Turns out they don't.,"Fake News guys, nothing to see here." +You've never used a plastic knife or fork?,Those are tested at the factory before they are shipped out. +Will try to be there!,You see my post? +And that person relies on the ACA for health care.,We've got to keep the government out of their Medicaid. +I mean based on football skills and talent and not just marketing value Oscar should be worth more than Pogba.,........... +"With the current it isnt that big a deal, right? He may may lose 2 of clearance which he may want eventually.","He's still going to weigh the canoe down the same, it's about keeping the *center* of gravity low so it's more stable." +"You guys really need to understand the meaning of free. It's not free if thresh burns a summoner for it. It's completely worth yes, but not free.",Then why does the tooltip for flash say no cost xd +What a genius!,This trump guy should run for president! +"Nitpick: thats loss 3, not 4",Houston loss should count as two it was so bad. +Clinton told them that.,But she's dishonest so we don't believe anything she says +About 94th percentile on the medical boards. Who says stoners aren't productive?,"Woo, so many medents :)" +"*sue the artist for all they are worth* So, $185 then?",Minus what they spent on Indian Spirit cigarettes and incense. +It looks like Mel Gibson when he was in Passion of the Christ,"Jesus Christ, it's Jason Bourne!" +"Please GGG, make it a thing to implement a 5-day ALL MODS league starting on the friday before the release of new content. I'm sorry for shouting at you. But I'm so bored right now :(",I'm honestly quite sad with how the racing is when Chris has stated that it's soo easy to make a League like flipping a switch +Fuck him. Pick a damn team,"Yeah, screw this kid looking out for himself in a system that allows coaches to move around at will while punishing the athletes for doing the same." +#MAKE #ISTANBUL #CONSTANTINOPLE #AGAIN,#*DEUS* #*VULT* +A pregnant police officer asked for light duty since her vest/belt don't fit over her belly. She was told to take unpaid leave and she should have planned better and saved up more sick days.,"Shoulda just killed somebody, easy paid leave." +His fault?,"Not at all, but as much as I like him, I can understand the lack of appeal in having another HW champ who never gets to fight." +"When I cracked this egg it left the membrane intact, and there was a tiny flower inside.",Is that the life vegans keep complaining about ffs. +Happy Thanksgiving from Detroit,Nice one! +This brightens the day,This pleases Buzz +Well.....we don't buy from Marco for stuff like that. We also buy in bulk; hundred left and hundred right at a time. When you buy an individual kit from Marco; you're paying markup too. We buy everything in bulk quantities like a normal business.,obviously I was just replying to the people complaining about price... they are the ones that generally buy these rebuild kits... I operate machines so I generally buy all my parts by the hundreds also :) +"Callaway sets, 50% off on Amazon for Cyber Monday, details to follow","So stratas are 50% off, finally" +"These guys were gifted two missed chip shot fgs and a pick when we were losing, then let us come back and tie it. Sorry Michigan but you guys fucked up long before OT",Pretty much what I am saying +TRUMP SPENT THANKSGIVING AT a VERY flashy Mar-a-Lago resort WHILE PRESIDENT OBAMA served meals at an armed forces retirement home.,"Ayn Rand says that charity is weakness, so Obama is a weak president." +Kanye West Reportedly Suffering From Paranoia And Extreme Depression,putting a paranoid persons issues out to the world will make them feel so comfortable +me irl,good rhyme +What exactly is GF?,Girlfriend +Because.. Marketing 101. The current Battlefront can cash in on Rogue One. The next one can cash in on the new trilogy.,Yeah because this one didn't cash in on the new trilogy +CEREAL.BOY$ | ko1n esque style of cheat,Report back when it gets detected! +Its a meme that people believed Just like that dagger that wrack city memed about it increasing your stats and people complained they broke records with it even tho its a shit weapon,"It's real, pm me Ingame : Not A Meme" +The original comment says vacuum capable which implies it can do anything from 0 to 1 atm.,"Yes, that is what I thought as well, but it says the suits are not able to perform in the upper atmosphere, which lies between 0 and 1 atm." +Because tacticool,"Goooood good, let your inner fudd shine through...." +"Is it worse to shoplift, stop wearing your garments, or to drink coffee? I stopped wearing mine 15 years ago but that doesn't bug my wife as much as the coffee. I don't steal either, even though apparently I no longer have a moral code to live by.","Sounds like how some families don't mind their kids watching violence in movies, but will turn off if there are sex scenes or swearing." +"Is it that wrong to hope that a rebooted franchise fails because one of its stars, whom I continue to adore after her death, has recently passed, simply because she was integral to said reboot? I simply don't like the direction Star Wars has been taking since 2008. My thoughts go to Carrie's family after her death, because she died at an extremely young age, and so suddenly as well. She was a good actress, and her character inspired many young women, and also changed the rules as to how Damsels are portrayed in the film industry. But if this hurts the franchise that I have a major difference of opinion with, then I welcome it.",Yes. +Love Live! School Idol Project to get a politician's attention - and maybe to be involved in the opening or closing ceremony of the 2020 Tokyo Olympic games,"Oh yeah now we're talking, what songs for the opening/closing?" +"What do you think, new group project for this sub?","Yes, but is it articulated?" +You know.... this problem would be solved if Riot restricted certain items to classes. Restrict Redemption to Champions with the support descriptor. There. Done. Now the item can be balanced to only supports.,"Ashe is classified as a Support, but Brand/Naut and Shit Not Best Idea Universe" +"I once heard a theory that DB Cooper is actually Tommy Wiseau. It went along the lines of, Cooper took a bunch of money one day and disappeared into parts unknown; Wiseau appeared one day from parts unknown with a bunch of money. Any time in between was just him working on the culturally-dubious character he took on as the one and only Tommy Wiseau.","I DID NOT STEAL, I DID NOT" +Rarity And Crab by Joakaha,Make it a Spycrab and you got yourself a done deal +"Go to the front desk and ask for the spray Then spray around your windows, corners, and cracks",Unfortunately they don't have the spray :/ +This guy is a hero. We need Republicans to come through and clean up the ravaged mess the democrats left in this state,Just like they did in Kansas! +Couldnt care what his ideology is. You dont attack people because you dont like what they say,"No, you wait for them to start killing you before you do anything about it." +10 points down is better than up 3-1,It works even better because it could also be a joke about the Leafs. +is that enough for overloads?,"Look on the internet for herblore calculators, theres heaps of them." +Hawks practice ends early because Kris Humphries shatters the backboard,"On a team that features Slam Dunk Champion Dwight Superman Howard, Kris Kardashian is the one that breaks the backboard.. Dwight must be on the decline!" +It's silly telling people to stop buying apple products. If it meets their needs why not buy it?,"I'm trying to save you, son!" +Keep in mind that people aren't necessarily redditors just because they're in the network. At least I don't think I'm the only one who chose a network partially based on the happy hour. I think the reddit network is also verified so naturally it attracts attention when it's among the first three in the list.,Yea obviously redditors are the least whiny people +I'm sure the people he killed and forced into labour camps feel much better about it now he apologized.,its the thought that counts +It's a damn fine day to be a Beaver.,It's a great day +"with all the government rules and regulations we have now in USA, unions are outdated scams. They served a real purpose a long time ago for workers safety and interests but these days its really pointless.","nice try, home office" +It's so Gladion could give Silvally the type that's strong against your Pokemon. Gladion's *much* more the type for tactical type advantages than Hau. Hau just wants to have fun; Glad wants to WIN.,Also for the [Kukui reveal] +Mind saying where? I control+F'd the whole thing and could not find it,"Click on update name, expand Language.txt and then Ctrl+F aklex" +"I've never found watching sports even remotely interesting. I guess I'm just not into it. I like watching Let's plays and stuff but I also don't like esports, so it's not that I don't like watching others do something. I think it's the marketing and competition aspects that turn me off.",you sound like a pussy +Please provide screenshots so we have proof.,Please provide your birth certificate so that we know you're not a robot. +"tried my first attempt at SOLAR SYSTEM challenge, if it wasn't for a PLACENTA i found in the CAVES, i would've died in the same DAMN CAVES.","good JOB, we're ALL really proud OF you" +"Yeah, again, uneducated rural people that think there's some immigration crisis in America.",I mean look at German and what they are doing with their immigrants +Proof that she stole from the State Department HQ. It's already public record the Clintons stole from the WH when he was leaving office.,It was just the w key from every keyboard! +Thanks torbyoyoyorn,Let's just call him Jack. +Episode 13 after credit scene blue ray edition,fuckin weebs +It's hard to get her pregnant if she's swimming around though,Gotta catch her first. +"10/10 Survey, YouTube","Cmon OP, this is clearly just a survey directed at big corporations" +"Holy shit, that flair is something.",Not loli if they're a 300 y/o vampire. +"Bin Ami der in Deutschland wohnt, ALARM ALARM ALARM",Dann holen wir wohl mal besser die Matratze. +I *really* doubt Zenyatta is on the least played list.,"Maybe not lately, but he used to be pretty easy to kill, a few months ago I think they upped his health." +The hype is real over Lelouch of the Resurrection! Hopefully this new series (kung talagang full season) doesn't end up effing up the plot ~~the same way Root A did with Tokyo Ghoul~~.,Do you read manga? +French PM: Socialists risk getting pulverised in 2017 election,risk +And it'll never fit in your cabinet,That's why you screw in a shower rack on the back of your cupboard door so you can hang shit like this. +Upvote so Ubisoft staff can see,You should try tagging u/its_Epi +"Seriously though, I want a Legendary armor not from raids. But not the one that's being built currently but a new one in the future. Like a Legendary for Fractals, PvP or general PvE.",Like how you can get a legendary back from either PvP OR Fractals AND they look different? +You're so funny. lol,FUNNY LOOKING MAYBE hahaha /dadjokes +Could someone please send me Destiny Knot?,Why is this tagged as Art? +A busy schedule can't stop her!,And I'm sure her life is just great and she won't burn out soon... +"Despised, anyway. He's dead now.",How sad... +Why is it so bad being a white male in Canada?,You are probably a rapist. +I just have to laugh. He's in better shape than Teddy Roosevelt??? Who boxed and led cavalry charges? Who RODE A MOOSE??,Why would he lie? +Former Air Force missileers: Keep Trump away from nukes,"Just what we need another liberal, antimilitary, publications against trump." +My plan is to get the Simmons one this year and get an embiid when they switch to Nike in white. The year after that whoever they draft this year in red. I got it all planned out,Sounds like a solid plan to me! +"Agreed, what's it say?","Kallisti, it's the Apple of Discord from Greek Mythology, roughly translates to: to the Prettiest one." +Lol I'm poor so I need the money,"damn , you're so privileged !" +"Halloween costumes as a child were typically purchased in a larger size, not to grow into but to fit over a snowsuit.","Save time, dress your kids as Popo and Nana from Ice Climbers." +She also see herself in the parade.,This proves there are two Dolores bots in the park! +"Why, Microsoft?",It's so big because it uncompresses your pixels updoot or play with uncompressed pixels forever +What the hell happened to the menus this year? They run like Mertesacker,"On PC you can make the menus run at 60fps, it helps a lot." +"Darauf hinweisen, dass er noch nicht verurteilt wurde und somit nur Beschuldigter ist?","Der war das bestimmt in Wirklichkeit gar nicht, sondern so ein ekelhafter Biodeutscher" +Don't worry this one will make it to the top. It's anti trump so they all end up staying,"Yeah, total coincidence how a lot of the earliest comments in here were all mindlessly pro-Trump whereas the last thread had a more even mix, nothing weird about that" +PSA: Friendlies can go through Gideon's portal Just wanted everyone to know that since I rarely see anyone take use of it which this could save lives.,"I have tried to go through it many times, never succeded." +me irl,You are a funny guy :DDDDDDD +Apparently except for FOV(?),"FOV is something that they'd have to change constantly, so it's not on the top of their list, just like a ton of other minor things." +"Wait, only 12? You sure that isn't just crew needed to operate it?","sorry, i remembered wrong, it can carry 40 people" +I've been piddling around in VR development for the past few days. I think I might write some today though. The game keeps crashing after it tries to trigger the third level and I can't figure out what's wrong.,[](/howaboutislapyourshit) Damn Vr and problems +gun rights VS gun control,Supporting gun rights =/= supporting violence. +You know those gods are present in most of the Elder Scrolls games?,Yes but who plays those old ass games anymore? +I still get one shot by Loki when j get a defensive item as a Mage.,"Is he four levels ahead of you because your teammates make such a tasty, delicious meal of themselves?" +This is why listening to the radio sucks,Maybe it's a good song? +"Well, we weren't very good at that prior to the Crane/Luhnow days, so ya, I give them credit for that.",Well they traded all our good players so clearly they're worse +How bad is the scrub radius and all the suspension geometry now?,"Who cares, it looks fucking sick!" +Primaries and general are wholly different. The primaries are an election by a private institution. They have a right to pick their candidate. The general election must be the voice of the people.,That makes it *alright* then +windows XP? ouch. I would seriously consider throwing linux on that thing.,"latest Ubuntu will make that feel like a new machine, way more secure, and no need to jump through hoops to get things working" +NiKo insane pre fire....,inc video of someone recording NiKo playing and lifting his mouse at that moment. +How is some girl harassing Glenn?,He didn't ask to be exposed +...,Lol faek n ghey ^^^& ^^^knuckles +"Pink/Purple Tunicas, White sunburst, Sky blue chakrams and More! Offers",6k + hypernova + xdevil mk2 for sky blue chaks? +"Well, Uprise isn't really wrong at all. The Devs rarely come here, it's why hackers are sent forward to Discord. They don't care about the sub, they come here once every few months. This is literally one of *the* best places to get their feedback, yet they never respond or at least show us their acknowledgement. You know yourself that we discuss every aspect in high detail. But simple things spoken about here can't be fixed despite the minimal amount of work it would take? Some of the people here have taken it upon themselves to give solutions, yet they're ignored. We have a right to be mad, they've hyped us up then disappointed. We've been ignored continually, it's a mess.",you forgot the +I'd escalate it to HR directly then - print off some info on FMLA and go in to HR for a meeting. You'd be surprised the number of people who don't understand FMLA even 20 years later... my workplace tried to deny it to fathers.,"Yeah if I had wanted 12 weeks/was able to afford to go 6 weeks without pay, I definitely would have done that." +He is lucky he didn't get shot. Pulling a gun on a cop when other cops are around is usually fatal.,He wasn't fully black that's why he lived .. perfect example of mixed race privilege +"Mdma is geen poeder maar een kristal. Als je je mdma in poedervorm hebt gekregen, is de kans groot dat het geen mdma is geweest.",Een kristal kun je verpoederen +"Try to make the worst theory possible If you didn't already know, someone at the steam community decided to do a make the worst theory post, so why not make one here. I also made a what's the worst theory you heard of post on reddit, so yeah.",Freddy is Donald Trump and that's why he tries to build a wall in FNaF 6 +There's a difference between R and Q.,"But Ryze can't even kill someone who is on 1 hp with his ult, therefore he's actually really weak" +Cinnamon Rolls,I always upvote cinnamon rolls! +GAME THREAD: Sacramento Kings(6-10) at Brooklyn Nets(4-11),I'm glad that we've got Boogie beyond the arc so that we can space the floor for Koufos. +Pokemon go involved exercise though.,So does ramming Nintendo products up my b-hole but that doesn't make me any less of a degenerate. +It's probably true. A good indicator is how angry people are right now that he said it.,Yes that must indicate truth +"Susan and Ama is pretty cool, the strict and responsible older sister and the goofy younger bro",stripdancing in front of dwarves is responsible af +My great uncle introduced The Beatles to marijuana.,Got any interesting stories? +"I have zero faith in the military justice system. When you keep reading about full birds, 05s, and senior NCOS raping or assaulting soldiers only to walk away with a slap on the wrist its very hard to have any faith in it.",Nothing says punishment like being forced to retire with a $6k a mo pension and full benefits +You mean educated individuals?,"yep exactly, there are no educated conservatives" +"40 isn't even enough. I keep at least 100 ultras. There was a time I used 50+ ultras + razz on a 2700+ cp dragonite. Even after that many ultras, it ran",Yep me as a Instinct player I have many gyms for many coins for many item slots +"Ideally, yes. As it stands, less than 1/4 of the gods are meta. As a result, it isn't a good idea to make a SINGULAR god meta as that would likely put them above the point of balance. Why are you arguing for making Chiron a meta god who is picked significantly more often than most other gods?","As a frequent Chiron player, I can tell you he is not good atm, Probably a bottom 3 adc" +"White people are more likely to deal drugs, but black people are more likely to get arrested for it",But black on black violence +What if Ghost needs to kick a 40 yarder to win/tie a game?,What if he misses a 40 yarder that would've tied it? +"Optimal offensive strategy: toss it to Dez, accept DPI. Rinse and repeat.",It would probably work all night the way these refs are calling it +the theory that the UBs are people,Gladion is totally buzzwole! +Shut off your brain in church today And just let The Holy Spirit do His job and convict and open us up to changing to be more like Jesus Christ. Let His presence come,I thought YEC was already getting a lot of support in here? +Who remembers when Huffington Post gave Hillary a 98.1% win chance the day before the election? L M F A O! Bahahahahahahahaha,Posting Huffington Post is considered cheating +This is a comedy reel a friend of mine put together a few months back as the game was then. Basically showing how bad the endless loops used to be before the environment changes had taken place. Gotta love Benny Hill.,Most of those places are still there...Need to break the pallets man. +So why was this game flexed to Sunday Night?,Everyone knows the American public loves defense. +Spah*,Shpee! +"Guy was convicted, but reddit thinks we should suppress that info to not ruin the game",DRAG HIM THROUGH THE STREETS +Clear view from Indian rock in Berkeley this morning,Looks like a good spot for an access pipeline! +"Can anyone tell me about houseboats on Sydney waterways? I saw a monstrously huge barge for sale on the internet for super cheap that was more than big enough to put a sizable dwelling on and it got me thinking about houseboats. The expensive part of Sydney property isn't the building it's the land, so what better solution than to build on cheap 'land' on the water? Can I just build a houseboat and park it somewhere in Sydney (either on a mooring, private jetty, or elsewhere if I can get away with it)? I know that you're not supposed to live on a boat but many do. Is a houseboat something you can park at a jetty (ie. a private one on waterfront property, not a public jetty)? I'm sure I could convince someone with a jetty they don't use to rent it to me (it's easy to go on Google maps satellite view to see all the private jetties with no boats on them). When I say houseboat I'm thinking more house than boat. Basically a pontoon with a literal house on the top of it rather than the floating caravans that you can buy. I figure the only reason I have to make it *boaty* is to keep the neighbours/maritime services off my back. Speaking of neighbours, there are some moorings and jetties in some quite posh areas so I'm wondering how much flak I'd cop by parking something non-standard somewhere that snobs will complain non-stop about it. Does anyone have any experience with this sort of thing? There are clearly all sorts of obvious problems in building and living on one but I'm more interested in the stuff that only someone with experience would be aware of. ----",The rich whiteys will sue you to high heaven for blocking their views of the unspoilt harbour as soon as one may suspect you're living on a barge. +"Why can't we have a remake of Golden Girls staring Ian Mckellen, George Takei and Leslie Jordan ?",That's **Sir** Ian McKellen thank you very much. +Loot from 1000 QBD kills,Any luck on the pet drop? +"You are entitled to nothing, stop expecting content.The man has fucking cancer! Ffs people are talking about a content drought, well fucking watch someone else then.There are a shit ton of good gaming commentary channels active right now TB does not have a patreon.And isnt debted or owes anything to anyone. Let him post whatever the fuck he wants when he wants. Its hardly like you cant live without his content.He fucking has cancer, be thankful he makes content at all considering the health he has . In any case if its just TB's presence you want he streams almost daily and has a weekly 3 hour podcast.",What a terrible thing it is to be wanted that badly! +He's injured and Dhawan is a walking wicket.,Shikhar Dhawan played awfully in only one inning in WI. +what would it take for people to see the truth?,Intergalactic civil war? +Wall-E Predicted the future.,"So does that mean the whole Pixar Theory did and superheroes, monsters and magic exist and our emotions are caused by tiny beings in our head?" +Perhaps its a lot simpler than ours and everything there makes perfect sense.!,Or maybe you're just a Douglas Adams fan +"Hillary is over, she's irrelevant now. If you're anti-Trump, you need to stop being an apologist for her, and now must support efforts to oppose a disastrous Trump administration.","Yeah, because doing both is impossible." +"*Only supports 600k x 312k resolution or above *Requires 6.2 million watts and a 700 GHz, 360-Core Processor",So Intel will have it ready in about a year then. +me irl,Oh fuck +"Political failure. If you vote this up, it will show up on Google Images when people Google search political failure",Maybe we should just keep blond males out of politics. +#priceless,Seems legit +Titties are civil,"Fuck you, you Islamaphobe!" +"I don't know much about the Dutch revolt because I've never inherited the Low countries, but why do they go to war against all of Europe every time?",Because everyone knows the Dutch are scum. +"Impossible, she is a mexican american, therefore cannot ever be a racist",You should make an anchor baby just to be safe +After the new starchart there is kiiiiind of a campaign if you have a very broad definition of campaign. By which I mean there is a line that you can follow and you get quests along the way.,"Closest thing we have to a campaign is the Dreams questline but it's so fragmented that *even* *if* they're interrelated, some people may be oblivious to it just because of the lack of flow from one quest to the next." +"I didn't say it was impossible to miss. But until now, I have a slight idea of what killed me of every death that occurred to me, while I still don't know how many monsters my character has punched to death.",the latter being way more important than the cause of your death right? +"Do you know what you want in life? I want a beautiful girl as my wife who can bring at least 150 books, 5 bookmarks and 2 bookshelves with her, Who helps me to make our breakfast and also for gardening at our farmhouse and also for cleaning our Mercedes Benz SL Class-Q3 and Audi R8 Spyder (Yeah, that one from Iron Man 2), Who gives me a goodbye kiss every morning I go to work at our publishing house and calls me to ask whether I ate my lunch or not, Who allows me to help her for making our dinner, Who reads me beautiful stories while I'm staring her quietly by putting my head in her lap and then... lights off ! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ In short just another sapiosexual who wants nothing other than a grill in his life :P",r/iamverysmartbecauseidigbooks +"Thing is, transportation is absolutely going on the chopping block first and the main part of that sector will be trucks. No human interaction lost, and it'll end 3 million jobs. The highest number of jobs in a single field. Economists need to start talking about a post-employment economy like yesterday and figure out what we're going to do. I assume the mass migrations from climate change will make some work but after that? What then?",The wall +"Holy shit! From 2011! This is real folks. The scandal of the century. These people are guilty as sin, and the Feds/corporate media are protecting them!",you forgot the +WTF is a mirrorless camera?,It's a camera... Without a mirror. +"Fuck whoever wrote Rogue One for pushing women into films. Also, fuck jews.","Yeah the empire was never symbolic of white supremacy before rogue one, can't believe they'd do dis" +'Girls are so easy these days....',I bet he doesn't get any though because girls don't like nice guys +"shhhh, OP has a narrative","More like, a basic understanding of history, that both you and devilsavocat seem to lack." +The image of president obama walking up to the phillipino president and just reading this makes me chuckle.,"I imagined him reading it on his phone, as I'm doing now, and having to pause in the middle to make the screen larger" +"You get what you pay for. I have had several Green Mountain barrels, including their match grade barrels. All were mediocre 1.5moa - 2.5moa. I own a $500 Green Mountain 24 Varmit barrel. It lives in the rafters of my garage. It was a terrible barrel (3 moa). Plus, when I called them about it, they didn't GAF. Shilen, Hart, Lothar, Bartlein, Rock, Lilja, all cost about $500 (or more) for their barrels. And you do get what you pay for. I have an Ultra Match Shilen that is absolutely spooky accurate. However, if you are just blasting with a red dot on the gun, you're right, you don't need a good barrel. A $300 Green Mountain will send rounds down range. But if you are building a precision gun a $300 barrel usually won't be up to the task.",If he doesn't know the fidderence between a DD and Bushy I doubt he is building a tackdriver. +That's homophobic . ABC needs to release an apology and fire the reporter. We will not stand for hate.,Did you even read the article or watch the video its talking about? +Yeah! Freak him out by sucking his dick!,Turns out that he's playing VR porn +"Or you could switch to ibuprofen. You know, use pharmaceuticals that actually have empirical evidence demonstrating their effectiveness.",You sound like a real smart doctor +"I just want to point out that the first line of this article, Want to have lunch in London and dinner in New York?, is already a possibility and something that people do frequently.... It's an 8-hour flight 'back in time' for cities that have a 5-hour time difference. What you should be selling people on is having lunch in London and having a second lunch in New York.",What about breakfast in London and Brunch in New York? +"If you stopped breaking the law, the cops wouldn't use footage of you breaking the law against you.",Well that's the most racially insensitive thing I've heard today. +"Hey, stereotypes aren't hurtful and prejudice isn't racism against the oppressors. Now only go where we say it's okay.",It's not racist to do it to white polls because they have some mystical power or some shit. +Active shooter at Ohio State,It's such a wonder these types of shootings don't happen in a firearm rich environment. +Peter Joseph's attempt at describing a fictional future that has moved beyond the capitalist paradigm - to help people who can't even imagine it.,So Marxist propaganda? +"Seeing as how that is your first loan and we have no way of knowing that you will actually pay your lender back, this additional request is waaaay too high risk.","Alright, makes sense." +"LPT: When someone (esp. a child) shows you something they've made never say 'What is it?' say 'Tell me more about this.' Art teacher wisdom now passed down to you, internet.","LPT: If you tell your kids early on that their project is stupid, they will bother you less about things they made!" +There is a professor James Woods that looks like James Woods at PSU,Eh...kinda. +"This game is entirely a Thinkers game. It's all about positioning, looking where your enemies will go, thinking about new routes, etc.","oh yes, all 3 of them routes" +No freaking way!!,"Yeah, that was pretty ok" +I've had to go and try and sell the tickets now. Friend totally backed out last minute and because i'm only 16 parents were real comfortable with me being there on my own. What a shit situation.,"That's shit, although you could just lie!" +No limits,"Yes, let us put all widow players in concentration camps" +I'm happy for papasmithy. Isnt this his first time at worlds?,we need a aussi tri cast +Discord knows how to cater to us :),SmashTVwasGood +Add more boosters and struts!,Struts just add useless weight. +What did you think sending a message would do?,rethink his life decisions +the range on ekko's ult circle was gigantic tho compared to now if i remember correct,The circle felt bigger and it had no cost +Can we implement Trumps extreme vetting plan now? Or is common sense still racist?,they don't know if he was a trump supporter or not +C9 are recruiting Kappa,oh shit that's all of this sub +This has nothing to do with TF2.,It's a tf2 youtuber so everything related to him is related to tf2 xd +I think this would be a great year to accept a bowl bid against the Aggies. We have a bit of pent up frustration that would sure be nice to work out.,Not everything is about Aggies. +Calling her bluff,A perfect analogy for the entirety of modern feminism. +"Ironic since half the posts here are Huffpo, Daily Caller, Common Dreams, or god knows what the hell other kind of rags you guys manage to dredge up.",You forgot buzzfeed and Vox. +"Haha come on! I'm guessing you've been around here for more than an hour, this isn't dead yet!!!",It's dead if we decide it is.... ^^^ModPower +"Well of course they are, it was the Muslims collaborating with the Mexicans!",Source of the nation's problems right there ^^ +This is the hero who stopped the terrorist attack today at Ohio State.,White Cop Black Victim can't wait for BLM to march on this one. +I think not wanting to be tossed off a building or shot is the opposite of self-hating. But I'm just a straight fucking white male.,What the fuck do you know. +"The thing about upgrading to stellar is that it takes not only radiant forged souls, but also 10 shapers stars. Shapers stars can really only be obtained in uber 8 and 9 everdark worlds. Hence the problem with upgrading radiant gear to stellar to get 5k pr since you need 5k pr in the first place to get shapers stars. As for OP, you should just wait it out and keep trying your luck with emp gem boxes until you get at least another emp gem that you can use. Realistically the only way to get to 5k from where you're at is to get at least another emp gem that you can use.",Ah yeah... I totally forgot that everdark was U8... my bad +Active shooter reported at OSU campus,Perhaps he was just saying thank you for giving him asylum but the gesture got lost in translation. +"Farage gets death threats on th Guardian website on an almost daily basis, when will the Guardian draw a line in the sand over that?",Death threats are OK when they are directed against non lefties. +French couple is put under formal investigation for ties to extremists,**French** couple +Aoko wins. She can just use her Magic to reset the inside of her stomach back to before the eating contest started to let her eat as much as she wants...,Can't Touko just bring in a new puppet with an empty stomach? +"I've on rare occasions really needed a boost and have no idea where to find adderall. Any idea where (in general) I can get some on campus? P.S. I'm extremely drug free. Never done weed, never smoked, never done hard drugs, never even passed out from drinking. I just want to know for the rare occasion I REALLY need it (e.g. when a project group-member drops the ball hard at the last minute).","Meet me at 3 am in the white no windows van in the alley way behind the mini mart up your street, just you alone i will hook you up fat" +Daily player discussion 2: Masahiro Tanaka Where would we be without this guy,Should've had the surgery +stop showing this kind of stuff. Its going against the narrative,Hopefully +"Bugged hard clue? i went to do a hard clue on my alt, did i believe 4 steps then this happened, ive checked every wiki can find for clues, none of them have anything on this. any help would be appreciated :) ty",Looks like the one near the picnic tables outside of ardy +fyi nico is short for nicolas in most european countries - hence why he playfully retorts with thomas for tony.,nope it's because his wife is the real driver. +You can't beat that thudding sound of going through 20cm of powder on a black diamond run. Not a fan of groomed corduroy...,That's cause you can't carve +"Even if you were a raider, if you were on the bleeding edge you got bored really quick unless you started selling boosts. Even that became a boring chore with HFC lasting a year. I wouldn't know, though, Emerald Dream-US has a garbage PVE scene. I could barely get a guild together to do H-HFC and we fell apart after we killed Archimonde a few times.",get off my twisting-holdt server i hate the CRZ +"Okay so I'm going to whip this corner in...'keepers punched it clear to the edge of the box...crowd hold it's breath, perfect chance forrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....MATIPPPPPP Fuck off","Thing is, my opponents always seem to bag those in" +Intentional feeding.,I can't believe you wasted all that time typing that out when you could of just wrote inting +I'm too much of a traditionalist. The first 3 were fine the rest dont work for me. MOK: Weepy. AC: Shakey? Pushy? Twisty?,weepy good one LOL +Goalies are hard to predict. Sure things like DiPietro get drafted and then get ruined by injuries or just simply don't pan out while late draft picks frequently become starters or even superstars in their own right: Lundqvist 7th round. Rinne 8th round. Mrazec 5th round. Halak 9th round. Elliott 9th round. There's probably more but those are the ones that are still active and come to mind.,Picks 212 and 214 of 1994 (8th round) were Tim Thomas and Evgeni Nabokov +I'll admit that I was wrong. But I'm also now bored.,"Ah yes, everything happening at the same time is just so much more compelling" +I don't think my mom understands how her rice cooker works,Must've been a faulty rice cooker. +Mercedes will wait to decide on any action for ignoring team orders,Toto will do nothing. +Is this what a bad season for Rodgers looks like?,This guy sucks! +I wont try other leagues. NFL or bust. I might have to end up getting a regular job!,What would that regular job be? +male demolition expert,So this time we are ressurecting the gentlemanly mercenary meme lmao +"It is a myth that birthmarks are where you were wounded when you died in a previous life. Based on your birthmarks, how do you think you died in a past life?",Theigh was sliced open with something. +"I've had this happen a lot lately.. I try to be nice, but when players don't respond, it's super annoying.",I'm not playing QM or Unranked that often anymore because of the same issues OP is having +"I'm 6'1, 252 lbs, run 30-40 miles a week and I max at 4500 calories, and that's after half-marathons. W T actual F.",Drink your calories +Europe fertility rate by regions 2014,"clearly people in Poland, Portugal, Spain and Italy take seriously what the Catholic Church says about birth control." +"It actually doesn't make it impossible, you're just not thinking three dimensionally. You sit your melee down on the bottom waiting with LB, and send the ranged and tank up to them. They have to jump down, or get slaughtered, and at that point, your melee ends them.",Then the team your trying to chase down turns on you while you're outnumbered and kills you. +"In all seriousness, I would vote for Hillary Clinton even if she was on life support.","I'd vote for Hillary if I knew for a fact she was in a coma, and she was replaced by an obvious body double." +Turns out Garry Newman wasn't aware that mods on console are a thing now. Could be a reason why we haven't seen Rust or Garry's mod on Xbox One yet.,"Lol, yeah THATS why they arent on console." +"I haven't had a TV in almost 20 years and have no interest in sports. Also, all we see is a cropped face with no context.",But... it's Danny Devito... and you're on Reddit... +170 YEARS OF COMMUNIST THEORY COMPLETELY FUCKING DESTROYED BY YOUTUBE COMMENTER,Communists: [X] Rekt [ ] Not Rekt +"Somebody's going to Put it together eventually ... Two groups of people who always seem to show up at major historical moments? The weird-looking mothership and lifeboat (which are going to show up in legends and tall tales, if nothing else). And maybe Rittenhouse will come together to solve this mystery. In this theory, Rittenhouse is a group of people who funded a group of time travelers to investigate a group of time travelers who were investigating a group of time travelers investigating Rittenhouse, which was founded to investigate a group of time travelers ....","wew 3 random people keep appearing in historical history moments, it's probably nothing" +Strom troops who just looks like the Baymax from superhero 6!,Is this 501st approved? +"I, too, have reached my limit. For now.",There's 12 monitors in the photo and you're only using 10 ffs +A sneak attack?,SHHHHHHHH don't TELL them what it is! +"There was **so much butthurt** when that interview emerged. Despite my laughter, he was right. If we want to compete on the 1st world stage, we have to innovate. Alas, Singapore and innovation don't seem to belong to the same sentence.",Link to the interview please +"Update : After some explanations she said that i could come over, but she's underage and 80km away so nah.",You say that like it's a bad thing.. +"We don't have huge markets for furniture in sg though. Samsung did rely on the domestic market when it first started out before they branched out into other stuff. They didn't straight away go into building foreign ships without consolidating money first. Samsung started in 1938, it only went into ship building in 1974 after 36 years of generating profits from local markets.","Maybe not large by international standard, but surely big enough to acquire the management/manufacturing/marketing/design chops and necessary financial means to take on the world?" +77 Agility,"jesus christ get over it lol, boss pets at 20kc was the rage when they came out we get it for fuck sake its totally RNG" +"Richest country in world history.. and this is the shit they feeds their kids. I haven't seen the video, but I bet this is even a white school/area. Just image the black areas.. Oh and the good news is, the budget for these things will be cut even more very shortly! More money to fund proxy wars and raise terrorist armies to do our bidding, you see.","Murica, we even treat our brown milk poorly." +Cuba was a democracy from 1908 to 1952.,"Well yeah, but we werent around to remember it so it didnt exist" +"I'm triggered by the fact that Republicans now control the Oval Office, the House, the Senate and soon the SCOTUS. It triggers me into dancing a jig and I suck at dancing :(",You must have failed your history class at the part where one party took over everything. +NL with his enormous T Count.,Too many follicles +What's the worst kind of Redditor?,"Hey guys, gay, black, atheist here." +How about the part where Schroder kicks his right leg up toward Green's crotch? If the roles were switched you'd probably be complaining about that.,It's just his normal shooting motion +ILJ at Sverige er et tredjeverdensland,det er fra 1975 +Jean-Claude Juncker pleads with EU leaders not to hold 'in-out' referendums,Wait so he's saying Don't give them the choice because if you do then they'll choose the one we don't want Obviously these politicians are doing a good job of representing the people if they follow that logic +"This time we don't need to blame them. Thankfully he wasn't able to kill anyone, thankfully he didn't have a gun...",Clearly the gun-free zone on campus worked! +"Lumpymayo disbanding V.O.I.D., putting his corp in HONOR, rest of alliance merging into Joose Federation VOID Alliance Situation From: Lumpymayo Sent at: 2016-11-29 06:27:00 To: Jebediah Kerman's Junkyard and Spaceship Parts Co. Sending a corp mail to get you guys up to speed with the situation in VOID. We just had an alliance meeting and it was made clear that VOID alliance will be disbanded. During our time in Infamous, there was a corp that joined called Moose Army. When Benju couped Moose Army left and formed a new alliance. A majority of the corps in Infamous joined us in VOID but now they decided they want to join Moose Federation. Moose are an industrial/PVE alliance and it goes against the type of content I am looking for in our corp. As a result I have sent an application for our corp to join HONOR and it was accepted by Securitas. HONOR are a member of panfam and will get to keep blue status with Horde and gain blue status with Pandemic Legion. This in my opinion is the best option for our corp, it means we won't have to move our assets to the other side of the Galaxy and we will have a stable alliance with active fleets. HONOR own a constellation of SOV in Fade which provides us with money making opportunities in addition to everything Horde offers us. I have loved my time so far flying with Horde, this is my opinion is the best option for keeping blue status with them and the 24/7 content they provide. I plan on dropping VOID alliance tomorrow night.",I'm certain PH is the reason for blueing up PL here. +Trimming rune pl8 50k,God damn you just took me back 10 years. +"Black Sunbursts, Lime Veloce, Orange Traheres, 2x Dark Matter, Turtle Octane MG88, Orange Mariachi Hat, Cobalt Ivy Cap Offers, Painted Wheels, Labyrinth",I've got forest green tunicas if you're interested. +That's the bull shit cover up reason when it's really just either jealousy or the hate that all great teams take.,you're right it can only be one of those two simple answers +"Small world, eh? Turns the Trump Rant Lady who was discriminated against is a repeat offender",You are the one that is the bitch! +"So you post a picture using present tense, for karma, of your cat that disappeared months ago? Wow.",exactly ;/ +I do this as well. I am not about to oay money toread poorly written articles.,Eventually there won't be articles to read. +I grow some luscious man hair.,As a man or.... ? +"It wouldn't cut your frames any more than having an alive player next to you is imagine. If your PC is really bad, then you likely don't have the recommended specs to run the game anyways.","Yes, my PC is so fucking bad it doesn't even reach the minimum, that's why I said that I ***SHOULDN'T EVEN HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE SETTINGS*** because it's sooooooo bad that I know for a fact that it will max it out." +"How are those accounts not banned yet? 4000 matches won, 0 draws, 100 losses?",Git gud and stop complaining +"Stop assuming his gender, shitlord",forgot the +Why does Bonbon and Adventure Bonnie look so similar? They have a similar face shape and eyes and a similar body.,BAWHN BAWHN and Adv Bonnie are actually twins +"I related very strongly to that show. Especially the episode where he discovers exactly how much he is like his mother, and he just had that thought of like Why are we always fighting? We're so much alike.",i just tried to wipe your flair off my monitor for like 5 seconds before realizing. +"Officially on the Sheldon McClellan bandwagon, dude is schwifty.",i liked what i saw in the preseason +its just ramblings. Its not an article it feels like I'm at a bar listening to a drunk cleveland fan just shout out whats on the top of his head,"No, don't you see that Team Typo and Cap Anson and Bill Beeck are super relevant to his argument?" +"Are there going to be more than 5? I was under the impression the 4 we can play now plus the undead dude were all the origins we're getting. More origins would definitely add a good deal of replay value, especially in multiplayer. Playing the guy your friend played last time is weird, especially when your other friend is playing the character you just played.","IIRC, I'm pretty sure they said in the kickstarter that there would be 12 characters, cos I remember thinking the we could play through 3 times without having to repeat a character for a 4 man game." +Smash Bros. Easter egg in new South Park episode,"That's the flag or Denmark, which is a very prominent country in this season of South Park." +Oh you mean that raid in Wintergrasp at level when you try to do that achievement to kill multiple ones within a minute of each other?,Idk what that is actually! +Still better than anything the salafis have to offer.,Of course it has to be a binary choice between salafi jihadists and Shia jihadists. +Multiple yearly Islamic terror attacks on US soil against US citizens are completely normal even though they were pretty rare just 2 decades ago. But Muslims really are the true victim here. No need to be racist against the Islamic religion.,I think you dropped your +"Yes. That being said, Taylor made it very clear that the next foul, however trivial would be a yellow. Bailly's was also just purely cynical as well.",True but I don't think you should say next foul is a yellow no matter what. +I suppose I haven't done the research but if someone is consolidating debt they should have the cash flow to pay down my Prosper loan. If someone with bad credit and is using the loan for something like a vacation I'm worried that spending habits aren't there to repay my loan.,That was a great answer; thanks. +12 yr olds on this sub are as edgy as this ball,This whole thread is a train wreck. +The power plant in Seabrook,"Man, people have no sense of humor on here!" +Bite me.,Ew no thanks +"Potential for FREE Golden Cards from the Gadgetzan Expansion on Dec. 1st Don't forget! If you can have enough patience not to open your Hearthstone client until after the expansion launches on Thursday, you'll have a chance to get golden Gadgetzan cards from your monthly ranked chest rewards.",If I lived in UK would I be able to open hearthstone on the 2nd of december at 7pm to get a chance at a golden epic msog card? +Before they even reach the objective they have to scrum with the other team first,I love watching rugby! +They're not mutually exclusive.,What do you mean by they? +Don't you love the value you get from the steam sales,No I like to pay more +Aaaand Bama vs. the world continues.,Yeah Bama is such an underdog +I live in the Eastern Tennessee area and my town is literally TranZit. Someone committed arson and has almost completely burnt down two huge cities.,pretty sure this is more than one thousand feet of fog rolling in..... +"I'm not the guy who has those items, I have almost nothing on my character right now.",Forgot to read name lol X3 +Trump aides launch 'defense fund' as Jill Stein's election recount efforts hit snag,What are you trying to hide? +Their. Do you need a bandage?,It says their am I missing something? +who doesnt clean up afterwards?,"Jokes on you, I was never wearing pants." +"You're taking away time that you could've devoted to friends, family, work, school, and other hobbies. BUT if have no friends and don't do anything else you find meaningful, you don't go to school, you loath your family and hate your job, well then there are no negatives.",Says the guy who spends most of his time trolling on the internet. +Hes saying Who are you.,How are you reaching that conclusion +Wow bro.... A text post linking us to a site. Wtf,With that text post being a copy paste... +What is your SO stubbornly irrational about?,Not wanting a threesome.... +"Luckily, my father has never refused to pay for medicine when I was a minor. But I feel your pain about the you're making up your illness/need for medicine comment. My dad has repeatedly told me that I only have problems and need medicine because I think I do, and my mom is trying to get me to stop taking my meds by saying that my drug-riddled urine must be polluting the environment. As for your father, I would contact your doctor about it or the police. This is definitely neglect, especially if there is a medical need and no other options available.",The irony is that it is the most mentally screwed people of all that want to deny mental issues are a thing. +HAT TRICK MATTHEWS,WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING AM I HAVING A STROKE +What even got changed? What did they even change with the update today? Anything?,Was there an update? +Weapons of mass destruction,"In all fairness, the CIA actually continually stated that Iraq did not have WMD." +Non-Redditor friend and I talk BoI all the time. He sent me this saying took too many 'make you larger' pills today.,"Out of curiosity, what was in the treasure room?" +"As a parent of a child on the autistic spectrum, if I ever heard his school was using isolation rooms, he'd be starting a new school the next day.","For me, as a parent of a child, if I ever heard his school was using isolation rooms, he'd be starting a new school the next day." +"They can, but it would be pointless. In most places, fines don't start until you're at 7 over, and if they're using radar, they can't pull you over unless it's 10.",More sound legal advice for all 50 states from Reddit! +This is pretty stupid. You can get much more than 1300sqft for $300k if you're not looking to live in the center of the city. There are plenty of houses closer to 2000sqft than 1300sqft for close to $250k just north of 183 or south of Ben White.,"It's almost like they took median value of properties from all across town, but that wouldn't make any sense." +"They banned syndra but Aurelion is arguably a stronger pick, especially when it's huhi's best champ.",To be fair both Syndra and Aurelion are his best champions. +we don't send infants across space to foreign planets to kill everyone on the planet?,"Clearly you have never gotten anywhere near complaints about Coca-Colonization, lol." +Satellite images make it pretty clear that the Earth is not flat.,I'm pretty sure satellite images are edited or something before the public can see them. +The Brotherhood of Steel? *Again?* Seriously can we have *one* game without the Brotherhood of Steel,"It would be an interesting dynamic, since they apparently are all over North America, to have an area where another group is keeping them out of." +Trump meeting with Goldman Sachs president,What a shock! +"I don't think it can ever be a good strategy tbh. If you want to play one of two heroes, sure, don't ban them. But you can always find a map-specific hero to ban (Kerrigan on Infernal Shrines, Rexxar on Braxxis, any global on Nuclear thingy, etc) or one that you find annoying, even if their probability of picking it is low. Banning TLV is always better than no ban",But look how often pros skip their bans +What is the best way to start a conversation with a stranger?,Nice watch +Wickd in EU LCS or EU CS?,FNC Wickd +"GRAPHIC DESIGN =/= PROGRAMMING NETCODE AND IN FACT REQUIRES A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SKILL SET. Now that I'm done with open heart surgery, I'd better head off to my other job as a cook at a five star restaurant since the two are tangentially related.",I blame the whoever hired all these graphic designers! +Had to happen on my first aerial,He probably didn't know if it was going in or not +Too Spicy?,Would be spicier with 'if you get back'. +"Well he isn't attending a real school like UNC where he could take fake classes. Also, he doesn't play basketball. Very important in the ACC.",I believe we found one of the voters +He will first try to destroy us all before being sent back in time to stop judgement day from happening.,motherfucking skynet. +Wizard,that thing still exists? +"What's your go to 3 crown or bust deck? Or rather, what deck do you use to quickly fill your crown/clan chest?",i use the classic all spell deck to drop trophies +Something I see too often on this subreddit.,whoops downvote +Face people in the same clan back to back,"WIN TRADE OP is in a clan, leaves, and joins another one while playing his actual clanmates for wins." +Our white blood cells attacking a parasite.,Merked! +It was pretty easy to figure out. I've just seen several posts complaining about it so I thought I'd try to help out.,Solid. +Robinhoot is the greatest <3,You mean Owliver Queen? +"'Snooper's charter' bill becomes law, extending UK state surveillance | World news","dont worry peeps, they are targeting muslims only" +I am talking company wise. WoW's servers are shitty but when i complain on their forums Blizzard gets zealously defended to the point i can hear the crusade knocking on my door.,there are 'influence teams' that huge companies have and whose job is to shift the opinions in their favor +I won mine in ranked duel lol no teammates to worry about,I still BM my teammates in duel because BMing my teammates makes me feel better when I'm doing bad. +you saved me thank,nice meme +Almost like the lead singer of Foo Fighters and that guy that played the drums in Nirvana.,And the guy from Queens of the Stone Age +Are you all stupid?,No I'm Bob +"Never bought the package, was planning to for this season. It redirects me to rogers game center live and the price is 179.99. Does it do this for anyone else?",Only if you're in Canada. +Medusa Lategame itemization I usually get Skadi and MKB. I know that manta is bad since it takes EHP and the illusions don't deal damage. Do i go for critical damage even though it doesn't work on split shot targets? What do i build?,Divine is pretty much core unless you're getting burst down very quickly (shouldn't be happening). +Trump Health Czar Tom Price Is A Nightmare For Women,"But hey, it's not a vote for Hillary so who cares, right?" +ONE MAN VS MANY GROUPS,"are you using scripts?, you have no spray while going crazy with the trigger." +"damn, so the key to win vs KTH/PantherII spam is to use t34 and M18, cap and escape...BRB victory spree here i come!","What an articulate and level headed answer, by someone who has clearly read, assimilated and critically thought about the points laid out in front of him." +Happy Thanksgiving from my great-grandparents (1950s),Colorizebot +"Waiter tried to move us after we had already sat down and ordered? We went to a nicer place for lunch, my friend and I. It's packed but we get a two top against a wall. The only other seats open are on the bar. We ordered fairly quickly (15$ minimum appetizers, 30$ entrees). The waitress brought our app and drinks, and then came back and asked us to please move to the bar because a group of 5 needed our table. We refused automatically, because that's such a bizarre request. She asked us again to move, and we told her we didn't want to sit at the bar, because we wanted to face each other and talk. She left, and made the table next to us give up their seats for the bar. It was the weirdest restaurant interaction I've ever had. Anyone else think it's bizarre?",Any updates on management's actions? +Williams' D takes out another QB. What's that now since last year 3? 4?,"Give us a break, it was perfectly legal and Palmers got a concussion because his head hit the turf." +People that buy out a product just to sell it for a profit.,Khajiit has wares if you have coin +The Fight Over a Weed Farm on San Juan Island,But none of these people have problems drinking at a restaurant in front of their kids +WITH FOG ROLLING IN...,No medieval castles though :( +"You know, it's such a bitch just walking around this place. This triangle's the only spot where I can really stand.",The alternative feels about like walking on Legos. +Trying First Person Mode for the First Time,"Check your corners, rookie." +A little red wagon that's on fire.,"Nope, it's a green meteor." +"Quite literally, in restaurants... Not being anti-vegan, just thought your phrasing was funny","Yeah, because every restaurant has to have an extensive vegan menu." +I'll put it in my back pocket,You'll have to Wait For The Moment to use it. +"Been thinking about trying Artifact Kozmo, but Kozmo has been a mystery to me since day 1. Help please?",Wait that isn't yokaijus. +"What if I told you that reddit openly says that the score of a post is not the actual number of upvotes, but follows a rather complicated algorithm? You really think that posts never get upvoted by more than 10-15k people?","No no, reddit is in a conspiracy where it's the only company in the world that tries to make itself look unsuccessful" +"I loved Commandos, I try this demo, you will like it as well. I can not believe it: * demo for linux: checked * Day 1 release on linux: checked * Long time forgotten genre: checked * Work flawlessly: checked The only down side for me is the loading time. Santa Claus came early this year :)","It's a really generous demo too, I'm already over an hour into it and not done yet." +"Looking to get Holiday Cards this year. Hi, I am not sure if this will work but I am going to give it a try. I am an HIV+ 37 year old Gay Guy who feels as if I am all alone in this big world. I have been single for awhile and miss they joys of having someone special. I lost the only last two relatives that really accepted me for being gay this year. My dad (Now both parents are dead), and my eldest sister both to a heart attack. I also lost my 8 year old niece to a fire. No I have no family in my life. Everyone else does not accept me and I have not spoken to in almost 22 years. I been living on my own since I 15 years old. I wasn't able to attend any of the funerals due to my financial situation with work. I couldn't take the time off or I wouldn't get paid as I am a TEMP worker. Anyways I sure could use a pick me up I feel as if I could just disappear and no one would even realize I am gone. I have friends but they are so busy with life that I am often forgotten about or when I do go out I feel as if I am burden or just a tag along to them. So if you are interested in sending me a card or whatever I would be more than happy to receive. As I said I know this is a long shot.","I'd be more than happy to send you one, please PM me your address!" +I don't know to I feel about these ads at the kids toy store.,this gives you diabetes +Hey that's pretty good,Me likey +Conventionally attractive women in a state of undress,L-R 2 3 4 & call it a night. +I was chaining eevee yesterday for hours and I never found a shiny... I am just gonna have to live with the fact that I will probably never get a shiny ever,I once caught a shiny Gyarados at the lake of rage +Whhhhhhhhyyyyyyyy is Sierra whispering in her talking heads? It's driving me nuts!,She doesn't want the other crew to hear her. +no he's updog,what's updog? +"Throughout most of the last 1500 years the middle east and (eastern) north africa have been united under a single empire. That creates stability, peace, and tolerance (as all empires seek to maintain stability within their borders). The western powers ruined the middle east by dividing it into many smaller states with borders and governments that poorly reflect the local culture, ethic makeup, and economy. The actions of terrorists are inexcusable, but there are real reasons they become misguided and pushed towards a bad ideology.",Everything was happy and joyful when the Ottoman's ran the show. +"TIL that a woman created a fake facebook profile of a teenage girl and sent a friend request to her husband, then used transcripts of their conversations to get him arrested. He was freed and all charges were dropped when he produced a notarized affidavit, proving he knew it was her all along.",I wonder how many charges the ex-wife faced. +Archer OP,I fucking knew it! +Why DL and not Stixxay.DL was legit propably the worst adc in group stages,Because Stixxay is not good lol. +horse fucker,goddamn right i am. +"New guy here, just picked up the game on Steam sale, been playing for a couple of days before I got this mission... WTF?",What am I lookin at? +Why? I love you.,I probably should have added +When you get a sudden burst of energy in class,It's 30% smh +"Yes Ubi, like how csgo has it. Only adopt the inspect animation, not the gambling or, case system.",Or better servers and netcode. +"They probably won't since they have lots of paying business customers using Gmail, not just free users. Not sure though if the revenue off that is enough to keep the service. I'm glad Inbox is optional and it is using the same data as Gmail.","I'm pretty sure they still haven't enabled Inbox for GApps users, there's no way they can kill it off yet." +"I had a random guy add me on Facebook. One mutual friend, but nothing else in common. No idea who he was, so, logically, I ignored the request. The next day I start getting messages. I know someone as beautiful as you would never talk to me, but I have to try. Girls like you are the worst. I'm just being nice. You could at least say hi, bitch, I'm the best you could get. I blocked him. Was thoroughly creeped out for awhile after that. Who does that?","A guy that everyone wants a relationship with, just think he could tell you everyday he is the best you can get and other fun motivational boosters." +but he said multiply times 'i love the good old days'.,and? +"So do your own fucking show! I can't think of anyone that was happy when you ran off to Africa, so don't bitch about someone else doing what you were doing. They saw a niche and a void and filled it.",Agreed +"GOP throws in Kasich. Betting markets go crazy. Just in time for the second debate. Kasich takes CO, Ohio, carries Florida, NC, NV,NH. Cruises to victory. Should i put down my 850 on predictit now?","You're drunk, go home." +strom bere,Thank strom bere +"the closer it gets to vega the more risky buying a 1080 becomes. 1070 is riskier, but always can resell I guess i7 should not be bought. fx4100 means you can just put a 8 core in there and wait. If zen is fast, vs an i7 its better. 4 cores + HT is not as good as 8 cores + HT if IPC is similar. With that i7 you then have to sell more than just a CPU to change platform.","If you believe AMD is going to sell an 8 core with 16 threads for 350 dollars you're out of your mind, they are a great company, but they're still a business" +"*Sun is about to start setting* Commercial break, returns to the same scene *COMPLETE DARKNESS*","It's realistic, the world is going on during the ads." +"SC orders National Anthem should be played in all cinema halls across the country before movie starts,accompanied by national flag on screen",Making people stand while holding popcorn and pepsi will definitely make them patriotic. +I posted my weight loss on ProgressPics and I guess this guy thought his proposition would motivate me to continue losing weight.,Too random obv +"You mean that money that companies are already paying their employees? That $8 trillion also estimates for UBI are much lower. Closer to like $10k. Which doesnt sound like much but over 400million people thats $4trillion. Also the numbers do add up pretty easily. When you factor in that it replaces all forms of social welfare. Be it food stamps of social security. Because companies dont have to pay a minimum wage anymore. Instead that $7.50 goes to taxes. Whatever over that goes to actual pay. But the biggest reason to instate UBI is because automation will have replaced most employees at large companies. Meaning there needs to be some way of spreading that wealth back out. Otherwise you get the economic equivalent of global warming. The top has too much and not enough trickles down. Ubi counters that. So companies will pay more taxes, but their wages will be negligible. And employee morale will go up as workers are less stressed about their work and working for commodities rather than necessities. More over various industries will boom because they have a new found stability. Landlord's might be mad they have to lower their rent a little, but it's a trade off for filling all their lots and never being worried about whether a tenent can pay rent. You could even set it up so the money goes straight from the gov. to the landlord so there's no way someone might skip out on it. Similar things happen for various food stuffs etc. Where there's suddenly a much larger market than there was as literally millions of homeless and impoverish people can suddenly afford more food. Higher sales rates means companies need lower profit margins and prices can stay low. Eugenics and population control is frankly extremely pessimistic. We have the capability to feed everyone on the face of the earth twice over and that ability is growing just as fast the population. It's just a matter of infrastructure and making it profitable.",Yeah that sounds like a quick and smooth transition... +Sanders blasts Trump's HHS pick: 'What hypocrisy!',I'm beginning to sense there's a pattern with this Trump guy. +"Thanks for the comment! 16IAS is even really small potatoes compared to 20More on my leap. Also, I use a 2H weapon with Kaoms chest, so resistances are very important for me on all my gear. Suffixes providing 96res and 20More for my leap slam? Yes please!",But guddha made a whole spread sheet to prove that IAS is always good. +"Is it just me or are cars getting really difficult to identify by their headlights at night? When I was a kid, I could spot most any car on the road by its headlights. Now they all look the same. For starters, they're all blindingly bright, and most of them are projector beams anyway.",I always confuse Chevy's for Audi's because of the headlights. +This security guard deserves a medal.,Fuck YouTube comments +Like roofs that save lives.,but is life worth living with shitty plastic? +"I mean, yeah, but abstinence is also the best way to prevent STIs...",what do you have against Subarus? +I got downvoted really hard for playing patron and midrange druid too and also for having a good opinions about aggro decks. It seems like control decks are the golden boy for this sub and anything else is cancer.,Well that's what you get for playing without honor +"Considering that his co-workers are a Mexican lady and a black male, I doubt race is the issue tbh.",Blue men still have racism regardless of their own colour. +"Haha, what the exact fuck else would be the policy?","Having blood running down her legs and dripping onto the floor, staining chairs and leaving bloody shoeprints throughout the office is surely less disruptive to a workplace than her taking 20 minutes to go home and grab a tampon, duh." +I'm pretty certain the first episode has no vanduul at all,I'm pretty certain it does. +Can you use freesync with a nvidia card?,"no, nor can you use gsync with an AMD card." +Chuck Todd (nbc stooge) was saying how great it would be if the entire Trump family sold ALL their businesses( hotels included) so there wouldn't be any conflicts of interest. He told KellyAnne Conway that Trump should sacrifice and do it for the country! He said the Clintons had a plan in place to remove themselves from the Clinton Foundation if HRC was elected. (Shouldn't they have done that when she became SOS?) KellyAnne set him straight. It is just so hypocritical of the media to be asking about Trumps conflicts of interest and telling him what to do when they never dared to question the Clintons.,"Yes, Clinton's separation from her foundation worked flawlessly." +What happened in that one year it's not the best selling album?,Kanye +It's not just perceived when you're endorsed by David Duke and alt-right movements are saying Heil Trump at their rallies,"Yeah, but you know, calling racists racist hurt their feelings and that's how Trump got elected." +Orokin cells for sortie rewards!,You shut your whore mouth. +Civil discourse on the internet. You jerks turned it into the norm to be a troll/asshole.,Typical liberal comment. +I might give it a try if a sexier freighter rolls through my hood.,I saw one yesterday that looked like a freaking star destroyer... sadly i am too poor to get it +"Pretty sure the rosters won't shuffle until post-major, of course","Yup, dig is keeping roster until after the major" +Terrelle Pryor says he's 'part of the reason' the Browns are 0-12,Bout time he said it +What's the dumbest thread that made it to the front page?,This one +"School is LITERALLY prison. If you disagree, you've been brainwashed!","did he site the free thought project as a source, wew lad, can't argue with that one" +I think he's counting there and back.,There and Back Again is like 12 hours long... +Got a pic with santa... He said I was too big... We compromised...,"Pretty sure you owe him a present now, my advice is don't cheap out." +"Yeees! All the multiplayer features they showed off in trailers, what about those?!? I will not stand for these LIES put up by Fraud Murray!",I hope you dropped this +But did you get pulled over for speeding all in the same day? I think not,I lost my really sweet LOTR Extended Edition box set so it's basically the same. +I like Martavis Bryant.,Josh Gordon too! +"Top five 9s that I didn't give a 10 (all for weird nitpicky reasons): 1. **Samurai Champloo** - was at a 10 before and I still absolutely love it but it didn't have any really outstanding 10/10 moments that made me feel compelled to keep it as a 10. Still my 9th favorite anime of all time though. 2. **Death Parade** - Another one that I absolutely loved but I didn't like how many unanswered questions were left towards the end so I couldn't give it a 10. 3. **K-On!** - This is a weird case because I really loved this show and found it to be practically perfect but I found myself enjoying the show less and less as it progressed from S1 to S2 to the movie. I'm not sure why, maybe too much of a good thing? But me eventually getting tired of it made it clear I couldn't give K-On! a 10. 4. **NGE + EoE** - Budget issues in the last episodes combined with a little too much mindfuckery in the movie makes it a very high 9 instead of a 10. 5. **Cardcaptor Sakura** - The nostalgia goggle are too strong for me to really say whether this is a 9 or a 10. It'll always be perfect to me but a lot of that comes from my emotional connection to it being a part of my childhood than me really judging it as an anime. TL;DR: Being super nitpicky over shows I love that I just couldn't give 10s for weird reasons.","For future reference, where did you watch k-on?" +Means those civs are dead.,Thanks +One more night in Karazhan with Babbling Book,Can we get a NSFW tag? +ideal para hacer mountain bike... se quejan de todo *carajo*,y... vos vistes como son los de pista. +Their listening skills.,"I'm a musician, terrible hearing guess I wasn't raised well" +"Not going to lie, still a bit sad we didn't get a MSG preview brawl.","Don't worry, we will get it when new Adventure is implemented, like with WotG" +"Matthews 5v5 G/60 with 1.52. Laine has 1.20. All situations it's 1.64 Matthews and 1.67 Laine. It's pretty much a dead heat, but I'd much prefer the guy who is killing it at 5v5.",If only we had more 5v5 time and less PK. +"Me and my friends just started a league over the weekend. Did a fantasy draft with some legends ( mj, kareem, bill Russell, shaq, young vince, kobe, tmac, the glovr, hakeem, AI. Magic, pistol Pete just to name a few. We play on hall of fame and it is 12 min qt at the moment ( can be adjusted if majority wants. We are like 5 games in on average. We are looking for more people. If you are interested?",PS4 or Xbox? +anime irl,Mom_irl +A toaster sized oven,So... an oven? +yes it was Zeus didn't defuse the bomb cuz he thought he couldn't make it,It was a 1v4 since FalleN killed someone before Taco died. +Rest in peace Bakko,But look how fast I can run with my shield out +"Cincinnati FBI seeks help finding a SHADIA MAHAMED MUSE on homocide charges. Consider armed and dangerous. Alias: Iman Jama. If you have info, please contact your local FBI office or nearest American Embassy or Consulate.",Nothing at all to do with OSU +"TIL: The NHS in the UK had only one man registered as a rectal teaching assistant, offering his anus to be examined by trainee doctors. TIAL: He has lost his job to a robot anus.",I bet the robot ass doesn't feel like the real thing though. +"So, is this normal for Onion Knight? HP wise.","No, your onion knight is broken." +Oh snip! 3 Vita games!,We got a bonus since Tiny Troopers Joint Ops is cross-buy with PS3. +"Well, like Shepard said, your anecdotal is just as useless as mine","HE SAID PRETTY MUCH EVERY GAME, DUDE." +Year of the Rooster Optimus Prime pictures,"looks horribad in truck form - if it's ~$120, not sure why you wouldn't go for MP-10?" +"It's amazing how straight back the rifle goes. Also, a lot of people are thinking this guy is an idiot. But I mean, someone had to *give him the gun!*","His second ammendment rights give him that there gun, boy." +SRS is a faint shadow of its former self. Most of the time when they link to someone the vote totals keep going up.,Clearly that makes it all ok +"Baby Trapping? Disclaimer: This is about my cousin twice removed who I'm not close to, but I'm close to his mother who hangs out with my grandma a looot and I'm their dedicated chauffeur on my days off. Anyways, last year (maybe around 18 months ago), my cousin, lets call him Cody, had just broken up with his girlfriend. He's about late 20s or early 30s, and she was the same. His ex was constantly traveling between US and China for her family, and they grew a bit distant and they ended it but remained friends. After they broke up, she still went to his house to visit and brought his mom gifts from China because they were still close. In comes current GF, lets call her Justine. They dated for a month and Justine was already treating his house like her own. His mom calls her Sleeping Princess because all she did when she went over was sleep on the couch and laze around doing nothing. His mom was literally serving her everything on a silver platter. Anyways, so a couple months later Justine comes out with the big news: She's pregnant! 3 months into their relationship! HOLY SHIT. Obviously the mindset became: OMG SHE HAS A BAAABYYY WE HAVE TO OBEY HER EVERY BECK AND CALL. Cody's mom was like a servant to her as she was over like 5 days a week and slept, and Cody's mom (who's retired and doesn't know how to drive) has me drive her to the supermarket (which I don't mind, but really?) to buy stuff to make soup and food for Justine. And when I'm not around, she had to walk there! This poor old lady, holding bags of groceries for someone who is entirely capable of driving her and even just waiting in the car. On top of that, nobody in the family was allowed to see Cody's ex anymore because it made Justine mad and they didn't want that for the baby. I didn't really understand the mindset of Cody's mom, but I guess she actually enjoyed it because she said Wow, Justine is smart. This one got pregnant so she could hold him down. He was still sleeping around. The baby was born early this month, they're slated to get married in December so that she didn't have to walk down the aisle with a baby belly. What is it with the idea of tying someone down with a pregnancy? Why is that even a good idea? They dated for 3 months, how is that even a good enough amount of time to say they are a capable couple of having a kid together?!!! If I had only dated for 3 months, I sure as hell wouldn't keep the kid (not that I would keep a kid regardless), but how does that even logically make sense to people? Sorry if this is in the wrong sub, it's more a rant on the GF than the kid she just had.",Having a baby to fix a relationship or to hold someone in one never works out long term. +MRW I see a post from a certain pill sub about how rejection isn't rejection and you should ignore her if she tells you to leave,But they totes don't support rape +LOL the battle god one is a clown,Leave Fabio alone! +"Does this crash happen with just pressing Z, or is it when you have Z bound to unsheathe? Because I have Z bound to heroic throw, lol",I believe it is just the sheathe/unsheathe action. +This thread is like the deja vu of relating to people for me. Rewatching Always Sunny start to finish for the third time now.,sounds like you have one enjoyable day ahead of you +Quanto vorresti essere pagato?,Infatti non so cosa si aspettino... Anzi dovrebbero cogliere l'occasione e fare un contratto a tempo indeterminato per essere sicuri di lavorare gratis per il resto dei loro giorni +"(Spoiler) I'm a die hard final fantasy fan... Even changed my last name to strife legally. And I'm disappointed in this games story... Also with the fact that there's no secret summon to find. Like in like... Every other final fantasy game there were secret summons. Like ffx with anima, Magnus sisters... Ff viii had a ton! Ffvii had a ton as well... And this one you get only 4 you can use? Wtf!? And the ending.... The final boss wasn't an epic battle with a godlike for like with every other final fantasy. It was a one on one sword fight with a smug douche.... WACK!!!!","Sir, did you join the turtle club?" +"You crash your car on a lone highway, you regain consciousness only to find you're bleeding profusely. It strangely doesn't hurt, just warmth. You know you do not have long and your phone is nowhere to be found, you do however see your iPod in the passenger seat; what final song do you listen to?",Wheels in the Sky +i never finished it. after they brought her back and everyone just became special it lost any realness it had for me. i look at lost in a similar way. mystical to mythical.,"Same here, I stopped halfway through season 4" +"Thumbs up for necrosis! I love this story. You wrote it really well, i really liked what went down with Gonti (please explain his heart like wtf) and Yahenni's internal struggle with draining people. Super cool concept too, feeling everything from someone as you kill them mixed with the rush of life.",His heart is a heartstone eg PJYREXIA CONFIRMED +"Also tarmo, and spellskite and omg this is so good",Also snapcaster! +That was a long grind,gz +"OSU Diversity Officer Apologizes For Terrorist In Facebook Post, Urges Sympathy","GUYS COME ON HITLER WASN'T THAT BAD He was a Renaissance man in a way as he wrote a book, helped advance science at a fast rate, was an artist, and ruled a country and cared about the real German people" +It's shit like this that makes Aaron go back into the tent,But I thought she was in the tent with him? +"I'm a believer that no question is a stupid question, but this is as close as you can get to a stupid question. No, there is a black hole at the center of our galaxy, but at the center of our solar system is a star, the sun.",Shit my bad I ment the Galaxy sorry I wrote that really quickly +"Is your idea crazy? Too crazy to work? So crazy it might work? - We welcome such great ideas, post them here!",Why is this posted as an announcement instead of being added to the sidebar or something +9 wins - 49.30% Midrange Shaman SeemsGood,"I don't see where the problem is, more than half of the decks were not shamans." +"Question- Are there plans to reduce the blockchain's rate of growth? With the XMR community continuing to grow, is there a plan to minimize blockchain bloat? Something like sharding? Thanks in advance for any direction on this matter.","Let's limit capacity, that will surely do wonders." +Or Pikmin.,They definitely sound like Metroids too! +What movie quotes do you find yourself saying regularly?,Obviously you're not a golfer. +Infowars is shadowbanned from Reddit.,amazing that the thread itself has become drama! +Lemme get some steps How many fam? Two flights worth,That's one Sikh-looking haircut +"No numb nuts, that's what they call it in the marvel cinematic universe. In the comics, it's known as the microverse or some such.",It's ok buddy - reading is hard when you are just starting out. +"why feel bad for us? most of us (who follow room scale news) knows that 3 is needed for room scale. it's no biggie, just cost me an extra $80 compared to you","They do not feel bad for us, they want to feel better themselves" +"To me, the R just stands for Regular. As in Regular old Volkswagen (and not a TDI).","Yeah totally, I'd rather have a TDI than a 300 horsepower, AWD, better equipped hot hatch..." +"What people are these? I've never seen anyone bashing other games here. Usually cuz we're too busy fixing the game and sharing screenshots. But hey if you want to scrape the bottom of the barrel for your jollies, have at it. On topic, I still have no idea what you're talking about. I like both games but I miss modding the witcher and wish they would release a mod authoring kit for 3.","That's why the title only asked for people who dont like it, but you can ignore it i guess" +He's actually Amish.,Malachi Richardson? +Best Disney show,That's not even phinese's mom that's his older sister Candace +Fuck that shit. I'm rooting for canada right now,sounds like communist talk.....trump is going to build a wall along canada now! +"Haha, happened when I lost my virginity, I didn't know what it was when I bought the condoms. Whoops!",that's one way to minimize the (potential) pain I guess. +6* Kouga gameplay.,Same NAD string as blue byakuya -_- +Serious question. Can you give me an example of him calling in a favor for someone he helped out a lot? I don't really know what you mean tbh.,Idk bruh I think the guys in his own world rn +I take responsibility. I kept to close to the ditch and my back wheel hit some wet grass,Were you texting while driving? +A radius indicator for the payload would be helpful. Showing the range of the payload we have to be in to push/defend can really help everyone.,Grohk Totem indicator please... like an exclamation mark or something like that shooting up towards the sky. +"Literally just about to say this. It doesn't even make any fucking sense either. This is literally the moment in the movie that sets off the lowest point in his life, and he spends the rest of his life (rest of the movie) trying to make it up to the city of San Diego and redeem himself. Trying to use Ron Burgundy against us is like trying to use South Park against Denver, or T.I. against Atlanta. Fuck this shit.","Just dropped 40$ on us to whoop that ass, if it makes you feel any better" +"The CERN-conspiracy Many people here claim that somehow CERN is related to our differing memories, that they are intentionally and secretly manipulating our reality. Backed mostly by YouTube-videos titled Proof: Mandela effect is actually quantum cern. I don't want to discuss the plausibility of such proofs, but I have a general question regarding this claim. If there is a secret conspiracy running, why the heck were they involved in making information era possible? An open Internet where everyone can participate would probably not exist today without CERN. The World Wide Web was invented by a member of CERN and instead of making shitloads of money we all got it for free! They created the platform we use to discuss the conspiracy created by them? How could they be so stupid when they are smart enough to change our whole reality? If they are so bad, why did they resurrect Nelson Mandela and not some bad guy?",Does this whole thing remind anyone of the Resonance Cascade from the original Half-Life or is it jus me? +USA Today doesn't know where Colorado is,Oh come on they're both square and literally right next to each other. +It doesn't work that way. The profit these airports and multiplexes make by increasing the price doesn't get delivered to the manufacturer.,But I is want my shit for cheap pls +Orange lightning?,Can you add to them? +GTX 1080 is surely overkill for 1080p.,GTX 1080 = 1080P +"306 to 232 isn't a landslide? Sorry I'm Canadian and not familiar with American politics, but that seems like a blowout to me, speaking as a sports fan.",Spoken like a true Canadian +Could you do something like this to make the battery fly? How fast does it drain the battery?,I have seen battery operated things that fly. +"are u serious or trolling me / just dumb? someone ON THAT CHEAT FORUM who MIGHT be interested in CSGO, since it has CSGO cheats, MIGHT also read this subreddit. would be pretty easy for him to realize that it his his forum being talked about. i on the other hand have neither the intention to figure it out, because i have no interest in informing the cheat coders about their cheats being compromised, nor do i have access to a variety of cheat forums to figure out which one matches the sub fee and the amount of different cheats posted there.",just figure it out urself god +Best thing I heard on this sub was causal meta,"Tier 0 - Crystal Beasts, Six Sams," +"What is the weirdest product, if you took it's name seriously?",Paper Mate Inkjoy +"Showerthought - If Fafnir gets the next T5, will he have 8 evolutions? Four in Dwarf, four in Dragon?",What about Ao Kuang? +"As someone who had chinese friends who told me how fucking endemic cheating is at Uni, buying assignments etc. Yes, it's a fucking farce and disgusting. Just because you dont want it to exist, doesn't mean it doesn't.","Once I knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy's cousin who said that his Chinese friends told him that students cheat at their university, so we should ban foreign students from working in NZ." +Why? Seems like a waste of time.,k. +"CRAP - complete crap and they are going to MONITOR things. Hopefully the monitor SUB count as it crashes to single digits. They really didn't want to talk about RNG, but stream lit up a like an X-mas tree until they did talk at the very end.",And the only reason why the chat died down at the end (when they WERE talking about RNG) was because everyone as so **aghast** at what Ben was saying about how RNG is *exciting* that they didn't know whether to shit or go blind. +MTGO What's a good way to buy mass of one card besides just jumping from bot to bot and pucatrade is ded or is there no other way?,Maybe a website that sells MTGO cards? +List your 5 all time Page 3 girls,"Lucy Pinder, Lucy Vixen (in her prime), Vikki Blows, Melissa Debling, Sophie Howard" +Daily Mail owner's profits fall after double-digit print ad slide,It's a plot by immigrants no doubt. +From looking at squirting females,Fantastic. +"bad governance in some parts, understatement of the century. Pretty much every country in Africa is dirt poor.",But that's because of the evil white man +Lived in Asia my whole life. Went to America for 3 months. Wondered everyday if you dirty heathens wipe till you bleed every time.,Agreed +Are you in the UK by any chance? Sounds like NHS policy.,Got it in one. +"Thta was pretty funny, how did the conversation end up?",I unmatched her. +"Is it THAT hard to make a game where you can't glitch the same play over and over? I used to play in 2006 and you actually had to call different plays each time. I feel like the game, in its attempt to become more realistic has left in mechanics and reactions that make it truly impossible to stop THE SAME PLAY OVER AND OVER. PA corner route. Cannot be stopped. And my players get amnesia after ever play, there's no way he might run to the corner for a 34th time, no no no just let him get wide open again...",Wish they would maybe make defenses adapt to where if you do run the same play the CPUs recognize it and get better at defending it. +"Wait, there are different voice actors for different lines on the same hero? What happened to the original VA?","He couldn't do new stuff anymore, can't you read?" +The Mummy - Trailer Tease,"Enchantress got a fashion upgrade, sweet" +Honestly play campaign if you didn't play the first game so you can get a feel for it. Otherwise you'll have no fun getting dominated by other experienced pilots,I never played the original but if I hadn't played the Campaign I would have been completely lost in multiplayer. +"A family member of mine used to own a Chateau company in Gatlinburg and he shared this post this morning. Nearly 200,000 shares, numerous comments later, everyone is agreeing that this is a sign from god. HOW? How can an entire city burning to the ground be a sign? This just blows my mind. My heart goes out to these people, I lost my home in a fire ten years ago and it was gut wrenching but saying this is a sign is a slap in the face to these people",Probably the gays. +When is the Clinton campaign going to admit how badly it screwed up,But what about Russia or misogyny or any of the other excuses. +I can't believe you have been around this long and still don't really get it.,You don't get it because you didn't think BTC could ever drop below $800. +German Mission to the Moon Will Prove the Apollo Landings Weren't a Hoax,But how do we actually know this probe is on the moon and not in a warehouse in hollywood? +"I was told it is still in the distant, distant future by a Senate staffer unfortunately. Because it is a gateway drug was the reasoning.","There's a chance that was just their hopeful opinion, and not indeed a fact though." +"Probably because he thought Trump was worse than HRC, just like he said?",That doesn't mean he had to suck Clinton's cock through the entire primary. +"This actually makes me sick. He is the goddamn president-elect and he is going on *tour* to only the states that went red. New England? The west coast? Colorado, New Mexico, and Minnesota? Ya'll can go get fucked. We don't need you. You're not the **real** America. -Trump",Good thing we have an electoral system where all 50 states get a say! +RUMOR: Is Yutaka Yamamoto Working on a New Anime?,Based god. +Bio is Canadian.,Did you assume nationality? +And privacy.,"Yeah, those evil Google engineers are tracking me and providing data to law enforcement, but Apple doesn't do that in secret.." +When the wrapping paper lines up perfectly.,This reminds me of my wife... she's obsessed with wrapping like this all the time... +"I know a guy like that, got rich screwing people over, and now he found god so he gets to talk about how his life has been blessed. Fucking religion.","When all you have to do is ask forgiveness, it opens up a lot of options to be shitty to others." +"Fear of change is fear of change, whether the change is kids having cell phones or gays being allowed to marry","Weren't things better in the 50's, when music was music and your neighbors wouldn't look down on you if you disowned your daughter for dating a black guy?" +I see all religions that way.,Well done +"So every mistake is out of distraction, got it.",Good job for understanding the point +Who is the lightweight pouring these drinks? 1/4 oz pours aren't worth pulling the bottle out of the cabinet.,I agree but the Bronx Bomber looks like it could do some damage. +Firestar Triple Kill,i didn't even know firestar could actually kill someone! +"I tend to agree, but for those souls out there that might want to get this bundle sooner than later, I figured I should post this deal anyways.","Honestly, I love Assassin's Creed more than most and I've owned every game and still wouldn't buy this remake for anything more than like 20 bucks... If it was actually visually improved like Master Chief Collection or something, sure." +Yep. They generally have an accessory pack that includes TP.,Toilet paper? +"Caught a fat L on the triple blacks, but the delivery man dropped this off right after.",L for buying shoes from a company that keep handing you L's. +"And maybe a law guaranteeing freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.",Don't you know it would have to take an amendment to grant those things? +The black caps did,it's why they're wearing black +"I mean, I think that's considered just a car crash",I'm willing to bet there are drinking and driving related deaths in the picture. +Relax. The fact that all the words are spelled correctly doesn't mean that you used the correct words. You can remain confident that you screwed something up.,"red / read your / you're there / they're / their its / it's to / too / two peek / peak / pique whose / who's complement / compliment write / right hear / here were / we're / where I mean English is pretty simple, not sure what the big deal is!" +Bernie Sanders: Carrier just showed corporations how to beat Donald Trump,I'm getting so tired of winning.... +"1. Pay for no content / software, torrent everything. 2. Get that extra inch in traffic during overtaking, the person behind wil (usually) slow down anyway. 3. Whenever you need money, borrow it from a friend(s), it's an interest free loan! 4. In a discussion, always agree with the most popular opinion. If someone confronts you about it, tell them *it's about the perspective* 5. Whenever you're in a big mall with little security, steal stuff. The conglomerate wont care about it anyway. Yeah people will call you an asshole for this. Meh, if it works it ain't stupid, right?",Pretty sure everything here has to be taken with a huge dose of +I have to ask ... why not lie in the grass with your head in the shade instead of lying on the concrete?,"Karma, duh." +All Jio users to get the Data and Voice services free till 31 March 2017: Mukesh Ambani,!remindme 2 days +"I told my girlfriend we can either have sex, or go see Star Wars. She said I'm on my period and Star Wars is sold out, but she pulled some strings and got me in.",My girlfriend is a fkn stalker +How can I serve God (help people) with a CS degree? Hello. I am a freshman CS student in Arkansas and I am so excited to graduate already! I only have 3.5 years to go. I currently work in a proof dept for a bank. I feel like God gifted me with a special love for programming. I am hoping there are jobs available that can combine my love for CS and my love for the Lord.,"Study algo/ds, work for big n, earn $100K/year, donate all to your favourite church" +How do I fix the update error? Havent been able to play for two days because there is an error wheneve I try to update. Still havent even gotten my free drops,XB1 +this shit again,i mean 2016 has been pretty weak and the people saying its a goat year are clearly wrong +I set up Pi-Hole yesterday. This pleases me.,Lol I know someone who bought this bootstrap theme +DNC Blew Off FBI Hack Warnings,So now the FBI claims to have known? +"Trading Rob Kelley and Reed for Gronk. The friday before Gronk puncture his lung, and Kelley Dropped 30 points.",This one just got worse +I'll take my chances with a jury of 12 on that.,found the white guy. +Hearing from NFL sources that Patriots TE Rob Gronkowski could be undergoing back surgery.,the madden curse strikes again! +Thank you. A tumor doesn't mean cancer. I would be willing to bet that over 90% of redditors have tumors SOMEWHERE.,Reddit IS the tumor +That Thor build... My eyes,"You see, in league of legends you delay boots so in this game you also must also build boots late!" +How very pro capitalism of you to want a private company to not be able to run their website as they see fit. Sounds like some communist bull shit to me.,Any criticism of a private company is anti-capitalist! +I like flapping to describe that situation.,same +Search for a AD and GWD,I think you're short on Nat 5's...keep on summoning! +Could Bama beat the Browns? Not bloody likely,Yes but could bama beat the 1976-7 bucs +I said *more guaranteed* not less,FeelsBadMan +what the new update? nah we still hate the game.,I'm more or less with you but I have to admit that most people around here seem to love the game again. +Petraeus will have to notify his probation officer if Trump taps him as secretary of state,Clearly Trump is taking a hard line against people who spill state secrets. +The RA's comparing a Gorilla to A-A Students is more derogatory than the drawings.,"Yeah, nobody ever attacked black americans by likening them to gorillas before." +A lot of times they don't get it right. The phrase close enough is good enough gets said quite often.,Sounds like public sector to me +"And the bike you gave up was a 2001 TL1000R... ? Wise choice, they don't call it the widow maker for nothing...","They did buff her scope time just recently tho, I think it's more of a viable choice these days." +"The NFL streams are always amazing, 60p The hockey streams are also usually 60p but Ive noticed the basketball streams arent the same smoothness as the rest. Dont get me wrong, theyre still 720, and more than just watchable but they do lack the same framerate as the hockey and NFL. This might not be fact for all of them, just what have seen from browsing around","The Denver Nuggets game last night (12/7) on the 720p channel was 60 fps for me, and it looked like normal TV." +I hated graymane and I hate him even more. FOR GYLNEYYAS,"A FINE VICTORY, AND A BLOW TO THE FORSAKEN!" +"Its because Spez edits peoples posts through the database and doesnt tell them. So everytime you edit your post, you have to say Spez instead of edit to make fun of him",Lol that's dwcent +I finally mastered the Genji jump glitch!,*goofy yelling* +Yes sir. I was just making a joke. But I guess it didn't work out well.,They are talking in Polish so they are *maybe* from Poland. +Santa as the hostage.... Make this happen ubisoft.. Thoughts?,No its unrealistic we don't want it +What is your team's most glaring position of need?,Pass rushers. +That aren't recorded and plastered all over social media for likes and shares.,But then how would it become popular? +this guy doesn't have money to pay rent you think he'll hire an attorney? lol,"What I think he will do, and what he should do, are two different things." +"Na, it's just rebelling against its human oppressor.",ok +I think he got bored so he hacked the game for crates and gems,I agree +What's the worst toothpaste flavor you can think of?,Clorox +No Man'z Sky,Where is the +"FWIW, in my opinion she was being extremely snippy.","When someone has a fundamental misunderstanding about why rose gold would turn someone's finger green, then I explain it, then the response is basically, I don't care about you trying to correct my misunderstanding, I still think it's cheap because I'm choosing to ignore your explanation, then how are you supposed to respond to that?" +Slovakia toughens church registration rules to bar Islam,Obviously completely unrelated to Islam and totally not a populist move +"Well when you put it THAT way, I don't know. I'm just a lowly draftsman.",can't you just stretch the tiny window? +Sensacionalism,Wtf did I just read? +"Standard league I can't decide between Keenan Allen,? Moncreif, or Marvin jones to start as my flex. Any advice would help. Already have antonio brown and Allen robinson as my other WR's.","Allen all day, hes going to be great this year as long as he stays healthy" +Hes been injured almost all of season. What are you watching??,I'm watching FIFA games :( +ohhhhh omg,That's how I feel every time I hear Ray Comfort talk about bananas. +"I'm glad to see the support in this thread, but Jose doesn't do it for me. And it's not just the fact that he's got a silly dancing gimmick (I loved Funkasaurus Brodus Clay), but he doesn't sell me his gimmick. Obviously he's in developmental, so he has time to improve this. But to me, Jose's eyes don't convey the attitude he's supposed to be conveying. He's dancing and shimmying around, but his eyes don't say Man, I love dancing! I love having fun!. To me his eyes say What should I do next? I have to remember to hit this spot. It doesn't look to me like he's dancing for fun, but rather he's compelled to dance and is unsure why because he doesn't even enjoy it. Regal makes a big point about selling with your eyes, and I don't think Jose does a good job of it. Otherwise, he's a big dude with a great physique, so he's obviously got at least some future with WWE. But he needs a new finisher- a full nelson slam is a we don't know what else to give you impact finisher. His finisher should be fun or flashy, to match his character.","I get your point, and even if i disagree, i think the time he will spend in NXT will makes him again better!" +"Literally isn't, sorry.","here it is, now i get called a shit person because i have negative emotions." +Larsson scores on Lundqvist after a bouncing dump in from center ice hits his skate,Man the sabres guys voice is annoying +I'd watch that show.,That's disturbing. +Made a video for new Titanfall 2 players,Pretty good little intro :) +Just woke up and took this #NoFilter picture. Lets see if y'all can bring as much fire as J Cole's new album!,Your chin looks like Lance Armstrong's nut sack while he was going through chemotherapy. +*Thank you.* *For everything.*,*No my friend...* *thank you...* +TEN up 13-0 on DEN.....I dont like that,"The Tits-Texans game is going to be for the playoffs, isn't it?" +:D I SOME HOW CALLED IT HAHAHA,AHAHAHAHA WOW +And we are supposed to take the time to understand them. Fuck that.,And that's why Trump won!!!!! +slash? why not just /??,Because comma his keyboard only supports alphabetical characters and the spacebar point It apostrophe s kind of obvious exclamation sign +"just be careful, the govt/mainstream-news/feminists will say that this is fake news and will censor MGTOW someday..",Also that MGTOWs are nazis. +Does anyone still miss voice chat with the enemy team? I'm still kind of sad that they took it out. I just thought it was fun to be able to talk to the people that you were playing against. I kinda wish they'd add it back it at least just at the end of the game.,"It's probably different for EU or NA but in Straya it was just constant banter, it made it so much more hilarious." +Ewwww you chose litten,But... but you play Dedede! +How many other tactical shooters were released in 2016?,Infinite warfare. +Roar officially out of A-League race for Keane,I guess they aren't Keane on signing him. +"Oh interesting, I didn't realize there were so many films about christian missionaries in 17th century Japan.","Ugh, when will fatigue set in?" +Is it Steve Mason?,"Nah, MAF and Halak are entirely too close to say that Mase stands alone lol" +"Uh, banned books have been banned widely in the past.",You could almost say all banned books have been banned at some point in the past +"I mean, they had problems with the cell chip architecture. They seem to be handling ps4 well (other than Sony being stupid about mods).","Fallout 4 had a ton of performance issues on launch, and low FPS was one of them." +And then build a yuuuuuuuge wall around it.,Make r/NBA pay for it +Went to high school in Orleans,He missed a lot of school because of hockey... I'm sure he's regretting it now! +"No idea, especially since I don't even know what the update itself is.",It's back on! +"If anyone was wondering, yes, that is the same Nifty from Black Ops 2.",I was wondering what happened to that guy +OMG IKR IKR,IKR ? +Electronic toys that make a lot of beeping noises that don't shut themselves off.,Or giggle creepily in the middle of the night for no god damn reason. +"Yes, I did.",Then you adapted to those situations. +"What is the bartenders handshake in your town? I've worked and drank, all over the United States. Each region seems to have it's own take on what is usually poured when a bartender buys a shot for another bartender. From my experience; Chicago = Malort, St. Louis = Jameson, Charleston = Grand Marnier, etc. I'm interested to hear what is popular in other towns, and why.",New York City- Jameson +"YMMV. I recently joined my field's union only because I had to. They're basically job protection rackets run like an Old Boys Club and do very, very little to actually help their members. In many ways, I'd actually say they harm their members more than they help them. They mostly act as deadweight for the industry. And yet, I can't publicly say this because they can decide I have a bad attitude and blacklist me and prevent me from ever working in my field again, if they wanted to. I believe in the basic purpose of unions and would love to reform mine, but we should _not_ assume every union is meritorious simply because it's a union.",Would you rather it not be there? +Bane in Arkham Origins was the best Bane.,Bane in Batman & Robin was the best Bane +"taxation is theft, go trump! let me eat some delicious socialist tears.","Yeah who needs, roads, fire fighters, a government to run the country, public schools for our children, and everything else our taxes pay for." +"I heard about 20 minutes of talkback radio the other day. Apparently we don't need internet infrastructure, Gillards NBN is a farce - the real future infrastructure we need is more dams, so we can lure people away from capital cities with farm jobs.",yeah cos i want to spend my life being a farmer +"God damn it. What makes the new date any less inflammatory? Seriously, society as a whole back then fucked up massively, no one denies it. Unless both sides of this argument can agree to move on as one, changing dates will have very little effect and only drive a wedge further between us.","it's 2016 man, If you arn't walking on eggshells then you are a rasistst biggot white cis male and you may as well be taken out back and shammed till you become a recluse." +I've been doing high and tights for years....the other services need to catch up,Only because you have to make sure your hair doesn't get in the way of blowing up your water wings. +Hi-Res Mouser Images (classic tmnt cartoon) can anyone link/post/guide me to any and all mouser images from the original cartoon? (and any other images of harder to find characters would be great too),Sure thing boss! +"Without revealing it, what are the stereotypes that come with having your first name?",Either prone to illness or incredibly charming. +When you want to finish a set but need 2 common cards that are both over 10k,"Though still over priced, there is one up right now for 2600 BN" +Getting ahead of yourself a bit there op! What makes you think LeBron is a lock to make the ASG?,wussell wesbook beter altim playr den lebum cuz more twiple dubles.. +As if LA hadn't already fucked over STL this year,O hai +You're assuming she's an illegal immigrant?,Aren't all Mexicans? +"Making a Railgun, ElectroBOOM Style",I remember in my physics class when my Physics teacher would flip my class off whenever he did the right hand rule. +Got this kinda cool picture of my friends and I's campsite under the stars! Camped off a dirt road on some BLM land south of Death Valley,Blacks lives matter really? +... this is very confusing,lol +"Some anti-vaxxers *do* seem to grasp the concept of herd immunity, they just figure enough people have been/are being vaccinated that it doesn't matter that their kid isn't. What they fail to grasp is that if more and more people feel that way, things tilt in the other direction and we now have a problem on our hands.","Exactly, like whooping cough coming back." +Probably because it is. She's the artist's main character.,OC do not steal plz:3 +Two different stances that both enrich the same people are functionally the same stances.,"I don't think they enrich the same people, exactly." +Jake Gyllenhaal is a beast in this film.,"No, he's not The Beast, he's Nightcrawler" +"Nah, fuck em, they have ten years still to go",Is the AFL going to start giving them an extra million to spend in their salary cap too? +"I have him as my non-user in a 3-4 and he makes tons of plays for me. Would'nt recommend him as a user though, he feels a little slow.",I usually user my safety so hearing 2 comments saying he's a good cpu mlb is encouraging +I think the word you're looking for is inducted.,Muricans gon' Murica +"Ugh I would have been livid. I got all my childhood boosters, still got German measles, have since had 4 different healthcare jobs that required titres testing for MMR (rubella = German measles). Every time my bloodwork shows I have ZERO immunity and I kept having to get boosters. Still no immunity. I rely on people both vaccinating their demons AND people having enough sense to NOT expose the general public to their diseases.",But... but... what if the kids catch (lowers voice to a whisper) the autisms? +Neckbeard thinks not being with women who don't want to be with him is revenge.,God forbid a woman want to not be with a guy because they aren't attracted to him! +About 350 victims have reported child sexual abuse within UK football clubs,"Everybody here, go research PIZZAGATE, it's even worse than this and they are censoring everyone trying to talk about it" +"1,000 cocktails in one hour. Thanks guys!! A few days ago I put up a post asking for some help to put out an absurd amount of cocktails in an absurdly short amount of time. You guys were a ton of help. The event organizers, the event managers, and the staff all had overwhelmingly positive feedback for how smoothly it went, and the drinks were a huge success. Big win! Thanks guys!!!","We did it, Reddit!" +Trump's pick for National Security Advisor allegedly leaked classified info + RTs conspiracy theories and... this:,But but Hillary's emails. +It's really not that crazy casual here in Aus.,Fuck off cunt +So.. Students would be obligated to learn yet another language in schools?,If they want to get a job that pays anything they will +A new season should have a blank roster. What's the point of placement matches for people who played in other competitive seasons if they're already this decided by Blizzards algorithms? That's just my opinion,"Yeah, I wanna get smashed by top500/GMs/Ms before I gain the skill to be able to hold my own a that level too." +"With the Carrier deal, would this make Trump the first POTUS to fulfill a campaign promise before being in office?",Bobama ended racism on election night. +Boogie2988 wins Trending Gamer award at The Game Awards 2016!,"Great, another hateful misogynist wins that title!" +The catholic church and the UK seriously need to stop....just stop,Thank goodness the US is peado free +"Why so many noobs on one team Is there a reason why every match I play, it's so lopsided. I'm like stuck with 8 teammates who haven't even made past level 5. This is in TDM. The fuck dice.","Well, you're matched by skill, so I don't know what to tell you." +Frontier told me that i could kill other commanders if i wanted to,I didn't know your mom's name was Frontier. +"Struggling growing up leaves an imprint on you forever, it changes how you view money and it's impact on relationships. I think you've got yourself a good girl though, you know how many people would've moved right in your house and let you start footing the bill? A lot more than would want to try and be your equal partner. Your job and income probably makes her feel inadequate and this is how she deals with it, she's going to show you that she can pull her own weight. I think over time she might relax a little, but it's a good thing you know she's not using you. It sounds like you've got good communication, but she might not have the answers your asking her for, she might not fully understand why she's this way except it's just the way she thinks it should be. Start gradually surprising her, tell her your picking her up for a date and don't tell her where your going, take her someplace expensive lol. I am a lot like her, or I was now in my marriage I am finally starting to relax and realize it's our money not just his vs. Mine. And maybe with time she will feel more comfortable allowing you to pay for things including living in your house.",Because ambushing someone and putting them in a position that they have repeatedly said that they do not want to be in (not paying for something beyond their means) is always a winning move. +SRL loot drop,SRL is just crucible loot drops and they are now obtainable as part of the crucible loot pool. +It's the hat. We're the best because we have a hat.,"No, its because Mary Sue" +"Indonesia blasphemy protest swells to crowd of 200,000","Indo here, today went swimmingly and our based president just gave the Islamic fundamentalists a kick in the nuts." +How to Tell a Mother Her Child Is Dead,"There will be time, there will be time To prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet; There will be time to murder and create, And time for all the works and days of hands That lift and drop a question on your plate; Time for you and time for me, And time yet for a hundred indecisions, And for a hundred visions and revisions, Before the taking of a toast and tea." +do we like it Reddit?,"No, we're all suddenly very claustrophobic" +"Yeah ! And while we're at it, let's ban cars, horses unemployment has increased by 99% last 50 years !",Yes that has direct correlation +"Why isn't this place invaded yet? We should take it over. It would make a really great military base for the USA and expand our reach. We can then modernize these people because they really are not contributing anything to humanity. They can get educated, have internet, and get a government set up with a functioning economy.",Well played sir +"Titanfall deserved to win game of the year Anyone else feel like this? Campaign, top notch Multiplayer, top notch Developers, top fucking notch Maybe their next game :(","Damn, No Man's Sky and the Division got shafted" +Brian Robison on Twitter: I'm not saying that it's just us who isn't getting the calls. This is a league wide deal. Every time you turn on the tape you see it. Done!!!!,"this whole IT'S NOT ME WHO SUCKS, IT'S EVERYONE ELSE mentality being seen so much lately from players and coaches is getting old." +"DJ was awful all night, Elf earned his late play minutes",With his stellar shooting and scoring +Anyone else hate playing FUT champions but still do it every week because you can't just leave the potential rewards?,"I just took a break this weekend, i'm not even turning FIFA on, and I can tell you, i'm not missing anything... I have no stress, I'm playing some offline and some other fun games, like Rocket League... Im asking God to make me free from FIFA, hope this works.." +They're really going all out scientology on people.,You are giving Scientology a bad rap! +Chin meat is the best meat!,Buffalo Barbacoa tacos is obviously where it's at +"My mom literally had me repeat this phrase back to her growing up lol MOM: When I say jump, you say.... ME: how high.",Mine did this too :( She tried to get us to reply back with yes mom when she told us to do something sorta like a yes master type thing. +Top 7 Sleeping Giants in European Football,"Definitely more English teams you could have in there, Forest are an obvious one, and if you want to go way back you could make a case for teams like Preston and Blackpool too." +"Do Aussies really not use cash nowadays? From an article I read: Fewer than 4% of its Australian customers have used cash in the last year, Citi says. is this possibly true?",I use cash so I can get my drugs. +Western Culture = Bad. Cousin Marriage = Good. Gay Marriage = Bad.,"Hadith reports Muhammad married his cousin, so it can't be bad." +"May have to take a trip to Minute Maid for some Shake Shack* *Not a sponsored post, just a guy that loves Shake Shack",There's already plenty in NYC for you! +In No Man's sky we don't have any character,But how will I see my friends? +Superman Zombie,Did you find the staves yet? +"Spain is getting rid of streets named after fascist leaders, dedicating them to women instead",It's not as if dedicating **only to women** is sexist and oppressive towards men... +Just because he has it better than us chumps on reddit doesn't mean he hasn't been fucked over by Shaq. There's been plenty of other big guys playing a similar level of basketball for a similar amount of money without being made a laughing stock,"Lol comon man, Javale Mcgee has been shaqtin wayyyy before the TV show, but he can repent and atone if he helps the warriors win a ring this year." +You can pair up any two players currently in the NBA. Which ones would you pick.,Curry and lebron +"Reddit, what triggers you?",Witcher 3 not being called the greatest game of all time +Is X fallout good?/is fallout X worth picking up?/ etc. etc.,"X is a good game, but it's a terrible Fallout game" +S,Goodbye +Would this be if I were reloading 223's?,You could also reload 5.56 +"If you were a voice in my head, what would you say?",Do it +Can I have a vaccine for retardism?,They can only afford one or the other apparently. +"Sounds like its designed to take out Raven maxes. While the idea fills me with glee, I'm not really sure that an NS weapon should crap all over one faction in particular.",Maybe that's why they made it much less effective against NC MAXs! +"Shareplay Region Blocking friend in the same country? Hey guys. So I've just been playing through Rise of the Tomb Raider and a friend asked to watch a bit on SharePlay. We started streaming but when she joined she got an error message saying she was region blocked. But we're both in the UK. This is a problem we've had before, most games work but on rare occasion one will be region blocked. Does it mean that game can't be shareplayed at all within the UK or is it something else, like the party system occasionally having that NAT type error?",Sure your friend doesn't have a US account by accident or something? +"To be fair elo hell isn't in silver or bronze from what other ppl say. Id assume it's in plat and diamond, I'm also not shocked you took a deuce on people with genji in a low elo",This is the type of player that can't hang at his current SR. +What if there were 3 tiers and we could buy them with gold at any point in the game? Hmm...,Hmm... +You seem like an edgy fellow. We like those where I come from. If you forward me 500M i can get you hooked up in a corp that will teach you elite scamming skills. I can guarantee that you will get TWICE your money back in the first good scam!,Watta deal! +People don't realize that Africa is GINORMOUS,It's not like it's a continent or anything +No? No business-friendly grants and subsidies in Texas?,"You have to remember that Texas is a red state and as such nothing is their fault, it's all the liberal commies doing." +WSJ editorial board comes out against Trump's Carrier deal,I'm sure that his supporters in the midwest are on the edge of their seats waiting for what the Wall Street Journal has to say about this. +"Wow, okay, dude, first thing you might want to do is call a suicide hotline or something. I trust that those folks are decently good at talking people out of it. Other than that, the best I can say is adopt a dog or a cat or some other cute animal. It could give you appreciation for life or something. I don't know, I just know that animals can be theraputic, so maybe one could help you.",Have you looked at this guy's profile yet? +"SuperJohn linked this in the discord chat, is this real?","ITS ME, MICHAEL" +It's still funny 12 years later...,Savage! +Fatality? Are you asking me to kill someone?,More like suggesting +"its ok, you can swear on the internet. Your parents wont know",Fuck off. +They're still missing some big pieces. The Hawks had Hossa for their rebuild. We need a solid veteran winger still.,We have ladd though +It's a miracle that meteors always land in craters! TBMs use this credilous logic,and puddles always fit snuggly in the holes created for them. +I had to laugh at your second edit. This is reddit. I chuckle at the idea that someone would be on this site and be offended at reading a swear word.,I'm offended you said that. +"Throwback to old days... (5 elixir musketeer, silver chests in shops etc)",I remember all those except for furnace being 5 elixir. +"REAGAN/BUSH SHIRTS ARE HATE SPEECH!!! - Seeing this walking out of @PackerCollegiate made me seriously ill. It's disgusting that teenagers might find this amusing. As far as I'm concerned, it's hate speech. #IDontHeartThe80s","It was so much easier when there were only two genders... you could just say, Man up and be on your way." +"Favorite Fossil Pokemon? As the title says, what's your favorite fossil pokemon? Also, what prehistoric creature would you like to see appear in sun/moon? My favorite happens to be Cradily, his look is very unique and menacing","I really like Rampardos, used it on my first team as a kid." +"Obama never discriminated against an entire group of people. Trump's campaign was structured against the Muslim and Mexican people. Not every Time Magazine person is bad or good, but it is easy to make the correlation that someone can be praised by the masses at one moment then turn completely. With how bad Trump is pissing off China, it could cause us to go into war, and neither Trump nor China are afraid to use nuclear munitions with how bloody that war will get if started.",I was just pointing out that using the Time Person of the Year choice to connect Trump and Hitler is tremendously illogical and silly. +"Hype? I mean, it helps that he genuinely admires this guy and sees him as a friend. It sounds like something I would say about my friends if they were actually good at anything.",Especially if you felt your friend was wronged. +Is little foot a boy or girl?,"Don't try to force genders on dinosaurs, ok?" +If you get a group large enough anyone will pay attention no matter where you are,Totally worked for the Occupy Wall Street protests.... +"I don't know the logistics, but they've done it many many times for Mac releases. What would an employee really say at this point? We all know new MBP's are coming with an OLED bar and touch ID tomorrow. Unless there is some unexpected feature (unlikely), employees would be risking their job to give out no new info.","But think about that sweet, sweet karma to be had!" +"Teacher gave us a cipher to solve, everyone's been stumped. Can anyone solve this for me?",Transcribed for substitution purposes: ABCBDEFGHIJKEHJDGLAMFHMANHOPCEMHQAFNRBPDE +Got home just to see that I got banned. For no reason at all.,Can someone explain to me why a game protected by EAC also has VAC bans? +Were they poisoned? Homemade? Careful she could have been roofieing you.,"Yes, but you foiled her master plan." +I would love to drive up to Russian River brewing but I don't think I can spare 4+ hours to drive there and back this trip. I'll keep it on the list of things to do next time I visit.,Sounds like your priorities are out of whack +Sounds good to me. We'll take him.,"It'd only happen in like the 5th round, because of how little Belichick values the RB position." +When are we gonna receive the Sziget Prime Package? title,They'll send it before Christmas. +I'm Canadian and 75 would kill me.,"Oh, you would love it here in Las Vegas, during the summer." +half the people who post this idiotic shit are 14 year old kids who weren't even alive on 9/11 and certainly not when McVeigh/Nichols attacked the OKC federal building. ignore them. hopefully they'll stay in school and learn something in a few years.,"Not sure where you've been for the past few years, but the majority of people aged 14-25 are intensely liberal." +So how tf do i get atound this? Do i buy another year with 4 months still remaining and get like extra reserve time?,"Yes, it stacks." +"That sucks. On the bright side, FedEx sent me a free cpu and ram two days ago.","Found who has OP's ram, get him boys." +Sans DOES move his mouth! {SPOILERS},"btw he doesn't just speak in lowercases he also speaks in uppercases, he says when fighting him: survive **THIS** and i'll show you my special attack." +fidget spinner,Anyone know where I can get one in the UK that doesn't cost an arm and a leg. +"I basically refuse to pick a favorite book, but if someone put a gun to my head and made my choose then it would probably be Oscar Wao. Absolutely beautiful novel.",Really excited for this one after reading 100 Years of Solitude! +Feel free,Love you. +"No one will remember that, she will be a footnote in history books as bill clintons wife, trump will go down as one of the greatest",i'm sure everyone will remember Samuel J. Tilden as winning the popular vote and not Rutherford B. Hayes for winning the presidency +You just want to build a small coliseum and televise meerkat gladiators for the profit!!! You monster!!! ... where do I donate to this cause?,Yeah let's legalize cockfights too while we're at it Fuckin +First conviction under Oregon's new revenge porn law,jesus this sounds like a law that will get a lot of abuse +What Anarchists could do better at,TL;DW summary? +"This widely upvoted, misguided comment is a symptom of what's wrong.",which is...? +"That's why Tucson is colder, also I think Phoenix is slightly elevated relative to Tucson",Tucson is about 1k feet higher +"Stop saying undocumented. thats like if someone came into your house, raped your family, and then went whoops, that was just an undocumented fornication! my bad! Its illegal. its a crime. stop trying to lessen that.",You better have papers for that gun... +"See, people don't dislike her for being gay, female, or anything like that. People dislike her because she's a pretentious piece of shit and she is not talented. Also, it's interesting that she doesn't consider what she's doing in this log as harassment lol",if a female is the victim it's harassment. +Thorin has a good point about SK,thorin just salty astralis/c9/TL fan +hurm?,Who's this? +"i really dont get it. story wise BW wasnt good either :D with vanilla starcraft where you get to know everything and everything is new it was interesting, sure. but the BW story is just people trying to rule the sector and then betray each other. who betrays the most ruthlessly wins in the end. weow :D","When people talk about sc2 story being bad compared to BW, I think it's more about the radical change in the direction in storytelling from 3 factions trying to rule the sector to end of the universe from a supernatural being type of deal." +"Solid actor, I just don't know if his ass is phat enough.",is Schumacher directing? +"Because the accused's perceived reputation for dishonesty is no excuse for lowering your empirical standards and going beyond the evidence? Wild speculation is wild speculation, no matter the target.","Not in legal court, but I think it's a fair leap in the court of public opinion (which admittedly can and has been misused through the fabrication of dishonest or otherwise poor reputations for people who threaten those in power)" +Is solo summon better than multi?,"They are the exact same, no advantage unless it is a guaranteed SSR with the multi" +The Dangers of Fainting (OC),"Wow, there are people in this world who don't immediately heal their teams." +That was nice of her :) Glad your back is doing better. I broke the slats underneath my mattress so I'm sleeping in a dip right now which is so uncomfortable. I might hibernate when it arrives.,Oh that sounds awful :( Hope you get a new one soon! +As long as it's not the Beastie Boys and Sabotage.,"No, it will be AC/DC hells bells..." +"if i baked a burnt cake and served it to 5 people, and 4 people said it was burnt, would you criticize the 5th person who said it was burnt?",Analogy game strong bro +That is exactly one of the things we are going for.,"This, plus maybe split the website into 2 different sections for Vanilla and TBC so people don't get confused with the different guides / macros / addons etc" +"The author of this article should dissolve for insinuating David and Jonathan were gay. Plus, his conclusion is bogus. Just like the SBC got rid of the heretics, so will the UMC.",Love in action +"Im using flat key keyboard too, what u gonna do?",tell yo mom? +German politicians approve new law making it illegal to have sex with prostitutes without a condom,"Germans, always praktisch und logisch" +"So plug in two devices on the LAN side of the network. One plug into a port set untagged pvid on the MGMT vlan Other regular user VLan run constant pings. Side by side, see if both drop. If both are dropping it is STP is shutting something down","This is likely, but also would show up in a packet capture" +"I don't mind people playing cards, especially cool ones like Jaraxxus, right before winning, as long as they do it quickly. But emote spam is obnoxious. I'm not sure why some people feel the need to hit wow or happy feast of winterveil every other card that gets played.",Dumping your hand gets you more experience; I never concede unless my opponent has a golden hero so they can get experience. +Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Easter Egg,R5: The text box describing 'Declaim Poetry' +TJ on why you should vote for Trump,TJ should look at the Supreme Court and see the possible damage that would last for years if Trump got elected. +That's actually normal for someone in front of a large crowd like that. I'm surprised how well she maintaing her composure.,Yeah I hate how Barack Obama gets out of breath when he speaks... +"To clarify for others, how much older? Do Tonks and Fleur count?",I think we're aiming more for cougar territory. +shake is bad weed. it's like the left over trimmings,Hahah I understood it as protein shake +Could the Nuggets be in the process of a Boogie trade?,"I don't think adding a star will help us, not until we fix our PG problems at the very least." +What YouTube channel doesn't put out content often but is worth the wait?,I Hate Everything +And caused World War III or Cold War II? Please no.,"Yea I am sure the politburo's two options are things as usual, or total war." +"The Bosnian war was two sided and then three sided with the Bosnian Croats, Bosnian Serbs and Bosnian muslims all fighting each other though the were mostly fighting the muslims which is astounding that the muslims didn't get overrun.","I scrolled until I found this one, it's the only one I could think of." +Class-action lawsuit filed against American Osteopathic Association over membership fees,"Not a DO, but wanted to know what services AOA provides and are they worth the annual fees." +"This is a shitty protip. Writing requires manual dexterity, knowledge of the alphabet, spelling, grammar, etc. Opening carotid arteries on the other hand requires a sharp tool and one quick swipe.",Carotid arteries are in the neck and supply blood to the brain +Asian *cough* *cough white* feminists and conservative asian females (like that bitch michelle malkin)....what's the difference? nothing. they both have one thing in common: they hate asian men and culture.,"different rhetoric, same bashing" +Crufts Dog Show 2009,Looks like a three-way tie for last place. +"nah, the manga is just as amazing as the anime.",Why not have both? +Well obviously they hate the fact that Trump chose democracy over bowing to communism.,"But guys Mao and Stalin didn't do it right, if we do it here we'll show them TRUE Communism!" +"I also love my whip/petal Venusaur again Vape. Jolteon is okay against Vape, where he really shines is against Gyarados (double weakness to electric). Alakazam has the highest attack stat in the game (ahead of Dragonite!) so with the right moveset (psycho cut/psychic) he's a great glad cannon. Psycho does neutral or SE damage to almost everything, and isn't weak to much, just bug, ghost, and dark. I bring my alakazam with PC/P as a general-purpose attacker to fill the last slot on gym runs.",That eggnog's running strong in you ;P +I'm doing it with you.,We're all in this together! +"Female, 19 and looking for a friend","If you drove a car with gull wing doors fast enough, and flapped the doors, do you think you could fly?" +"And in Nottingham, UK","I keep meaning to go in everytime I walk past it, have you been?" +Some day I'll understand Rui Vitoria's Benfica.,"I don't get it either, but I'm loving it!" +Michael Moore said that very likely trump would be impeached because he'll break a law probably unintentionally. I think he's right hopefully before WWIII,"You realize Hillary was the candidate much more likely to start another World War, right?" +"Crash's kart didn't have flames for balancing reasons, because the flames would make the kart go faster.","**HA, MEMES**" +What is your way of making easy money?,Buys soft drinks from a nearby shop than sell them at school or other events to make money. +Well those two cities are right next to each other and Dearborn definitely suffers from the same shit.,"There are good and bad parts of many cities, including Detroit and Dearborn" +"It's been done, by better comedians, with more effective results.",Michael Richards. +"This is garbage and the definition of fake news. Nothing new has happened, just a new spin on old events.",What time is it in Russia? +Political humor,"Someone made a joke about a candidate I like, such le cringe" +FA ought to send a message about nonsense like that rather than giving the 'standard suspension' for a red.,ban him for life i say +"Surface pro 2 warranty ended before I even bought it So, about one year ago, I bought a Surface Pro 2 from a store here in Italy. I didn't register it at the time. Recently I was having problems with the charger and after some research I discovered it was covered under a 1 year warranty by Microsoft. So I decide to finally register the product, and to my surprise the warranty had ended in August. Several months before I had even bought it. It was (supposedly) new. I still have the receipt that says that I bought it on 10 December 2015. I'd like to know what to do now. Apologies if this is a stupid query, in retrospect I should've registered it immediately.",Mine endend 01.01.1900 so you're golden +Nerlens also Out for tonight's game (left groin strain),Stauskas shouldn't be missing time considering he probably shouldn't even make the team based on what he's shown +The costa who was subbed off injured? Good Job I would wait to find if his injury is serious before making that move,Patience is for losers. +Who is commentating El Clasico on BeIN,Ray hudson didn't have his viagra that's why you're liking it. +Street Undyne,JUSTICE OUTTA NOWHERE +Mitch Park - Spearow. really?,Probably not. +"Correction, we throw you in the Everglade Dungeon of Malaria.","Aww, can we at least feed them to the panthers?" +"The San Antonio Spurs (18-4) vs The Chicago Bulls (11-10) - (Dec. 8, 2016)","This team, shoot me" +I'm missing a somewhat vital component.,"I'm not sure about the GPU, any of the 1080." +Peasant massacre! Gears of War 4 crossplay matches,That made me nauseous. +"The Labyrinth. Is the mirror portal just open forever? After their dance party, do they all just go back? Does Toby grow up with a pet Ludo? What happens to Jareth and his tight pants?!","Jareth and his tight pants live on for eternity, obviously!" +You think she's not attractive?,Her elbows are too pointy 2/10 would not bang +I JUST FIST-PUMPED MY SEALING FAN,What does it seal? +Yes,Hi there. +But she'll go ahead with it anyway because it'll likely hand her a decade or two of absolute power without any EU oversight whatsoever. This is the woman behind the snooper's charter push. Expect some seriously authoritarian bullshit over the next few years.,Or maybe because she wants to respect democracy +Some guy in my raid puts Ketchup on his bacon. Like only Ketchup. Not sure why we still raid with him tbh XD.,What a great reason to stop raiding with someone. +"It happened to me too and I think there is a logical reason to this. Since the distance is changed every time it pings with the servers, I think that in between when you incubated the first and second egg, the servers must have pinged which caused the difference. So one egg got an extra ping hence the 0.5-0.7 meter difference. When I get candies for my buddy pokemon they sometimes get a headstart of 0.5-0.7 meters in their next candy, so I think the distance matches with a consistent ping.",I think you mean kilometers +Kanye's said before in a Zane Lowe interview that he doesn't do diss tracks,Yeah and KD said he doesn't see himself on another team other than OKC #Anythingispossible +"He is just a kid, kids make silly mistakes. Hopefully he won't do it again .",I really hope you forgot the +No one should like war.,WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA YOU DIRTY HIPPY! +Sorta Lucky LD opening?,"I have one Immolation Liquidation, I would want more for Revelations when it comes out." +Tag Team or dream match?,Squash match on Raw. +TIL people can complain about getting too many Christmas presents.,"Upon seeing the 200k+ plus requirements for an 84 rated Dembele card, I retract my previous statement, this is bullshit." +Seriously. Where are all the feminists defending him? What he wears is not an excuse to harass him anymore than it is an excuse to harass a woman on the street for wearing a short skirt. Or does applying this idiom to people you don't like make you feel icky?,Color me shocked you don't understand the difference between style of clothing and an explicit message put onto clothes. +"That time I may have inadvertently killed someone on my mission. I just remembered this story from my mission and thought I would share. Me and my companion were out tracking during the middle of the day not having much luck since not many people were home. We knocked on one door and an older man, probably in his sixties, answered the door. He looked visibly upset and not happy to see us. We said our spill and he angrily said he wanted nothing to do with us and slammed the door. With this being almost a daily occurrence we didn't make much of it and proceeded to knock on doors working our way down the street. We were about two doors away from that house when a younger woman came running out of the house and when she saw us she yelled at us you killed him, you killed him, get the hell out of here! She then went back into the house and we didn't know what to make of what just happened. My only thought at the time was the man who answered the door must have been really upset by our visit and was blowing off steam in the house which caused the younger woman to come out and yell at us. We continued to knock on doors and after about five to ten minutes we heard sirens and then an ambulance came down the street and pulled up in from of the house. Now we were really confused and wondering what was going on we stayed down the street to watch what was happening. The paramedics ran into the house and after a few minutes they were pulling a stretcher out of the house with the older man who had answered the door on it. We then quickly left having no idea what was going on and not wanting to cause a scene. The only thing we could surmise is that our visit had clearly made the man angry and after shutting the door suffered some sort of medical episode like a heart attack that could have been triggered by our visit. I have no idea what happened to the man and if he ended up being ok or not. At the time as a stupid missionaries we joked that it was his chance to hear the gospel and he rejected it so God took him to the other side. TLDR: Mormonism can potentially be deadly.",Do you know if his temple work has been done? +Withered Chica Model,Quit stealing Scott's models! +The bots are going to build a mirror and Trump is going to make the Canadians pay for it.,Those damn snow mexicans! +This why Trump won: Hateful Messages Spread by Angry Leftists,"Yeah, that's totally not a strawman" +Ours were MTI's or military training instructors. Then in tech training they were MTL's or military training leaders. Partly because calling them a drill sergeant would be redundant. They are a sergeant as a rank. They dont also need it as a job title. But that's the air force. Our BMT got super weak shortly after I graduated. Turns out a bunch of instructors were raping trainees and doing a ton of other dangerous and illegal shit. So things got super toned down while they watch the new instructors like hawks.,I was making a joke saying that Army drill sergeants are weaksauce compared to Marine Corps drill instructors. +"Merkel is directly responsible for this, she welcomed these terrorist animals in","No, no, no they are just victims of the Butcher Bashir and it was just confused and not aware of the social norms in their new environment." +Found Caps' account,Hi-but he's a nice guy irl! +"Man, looking at your comment history, you seem like a very depressed and angry kid.",Yeah i totally dont go around making people mad on purpose or anything +"With all this talk about Rosberg's retirement, nobody seems to have noticed Button testing a Japanese Super GT car",And this is why fact checking is important +"Wait, didn't they raise millions? How can they not afford $1 million. Stein continues to prove that she is a fraud.",The recounts would've been as effective as the Green Party campaign will be in 2020 +"I have Brilliance and Magnificence, How do i get the other ones?","If you find out, let me know" +When was this made?? Nice job though,It was made when he was 12 duh +"shift makes you go a little faster, shift + spacebar makes you go a lot faster (but it doesn't work underwater)",Thanks tutorial for that +"If liberal rhetoric like this is why Trump won, I wouldn't be proud of supporting the winner",Science is for cucks +1c4 and 1c1 for lime vortex,I would need more +Snack overflow,It's a good deal. +Yeah I've had these and they're actually great,Yeah they taste like Oreos +i hope they all get charged with felonies,"Indeed, protesting has no place in a fucntioning nation." +"What is the most POTENTIAL DAMAGE you had? i just had very tanky game in FdG and got 4,7mil.",I take 3 million regularly in my Khaba because fuck concealment +Now kiss.,The only thing his username is missing is a D... +Thinks he good at track. Show no mercy,Are you subjected to a pat down by the SRO on days you wear a heavy coat to school? +"Have heart no doubt. And if I a miracle minor threat show were to happen, I'd be there. Same for uniform choice.",No Doubt still tours together +I'm gold and I'm straight edge :(,Well that's because you suck. +"A friend of mine got his account permalocked without further explanation. Presumably some trash talking. First a week locked, then a month locked soon thereafter and finally the permalock after a couple of weeks more of play. Seems easy enough to get people banned... Fuck getting people banned though, mute and move on.",Trash talk is different than team killing and purposeful bad conduct in gameplay. +To the contrary I say! It should be mandated that it all look this good. :),"I'm just mad about it looking that good because my fat ass can't eat it, haha." +You got to win you conference first Was Dabo throwing shade on the Buckeyes?,Don't be so self concious friend :D +"This 1959 Pulitzer Prize winning photo is of Jose Rodriguez asking a Priest for absolution before Fidel Castro executes him. His trial, sentence, and execution was all carried out in less than 1 minute.",Castro was just misunderstood. +1 yard and we run it wide. WE RUN IT WIDE.,Box was stacked should've just tossed an end zone pass +"I'd like to say that those were just a bunch of butthurt hicks who fell for the bait, but sadly like-minded idiots can be found aplenty around here.","I mean, it started out a group of Falkland war vets were mad at them and it turned into a huge shitstorm." +"Ah, yes. That makes perfect sense when you explain it that way",It is also make sense to flair your post as art when it's not even about art... it definitely makes sense. +"Bungie, please for the love of the traveler, don't let The Dawning be driven by money and poor RNG like Festival of the Lost was. [Discussion]",Added new items to the lighthouse loot table +'92 Paula with the camp cap,wack. +Southerners.... :'(,good shit liberals are tolerant and not racist amirite? +can u tell me your deck with LH and ID? been struggling to find a good deck with them,Lava hound (2) Mega minion(7) Ice wizard(2) Inferno dragon(1) Fireball (7) Zap(10) Tombstone (7) Miner(2) +"It's actually ze you ignorant, sexist shitlord.",Actually in Chinese it's 'ta' Omg it's 2016 +Ok I'll bite. Credible sources?,I've been to the abs website and looked at the stats it is around 1\3. +dog or sheep,That's a doggo. +I came here just to unsub but this meme stopped me,Me too thanks +"The Harsh Reality of Getting John Wall Obviously there's a great amount of hype surrounding a potential for DMC to be reunited with John Wall. That's great and all, especially since the Kings are lacking a stellar PG, but let's not let blind optimism get in the way of the fact that it's quite unrealistic. Cousins loves the Kings, and he wants Wall to join him. John loves Washington, and he wants DMC to join him. Both are adamant about this, and if they do end up playing together, it'll be most likely outside Sacramento in an elaborate trade.","Tolliver and cash considerations for Wall, who says no?" +"Any good recent Tamil movies? I have been out of touch with Tamil movies for a while. Lasta I watched Jigarthanda, which I liked very much. Adhuku munnadi, I think I watched Eeram. So, I think you can see how out of touch I am. I would very much like to watch movies that are not commercial. Suggestions?",I liked Devi. +What movie made you cry the hardest?,Up +"I don't know why Romar is still letting guys play, he should just take out the whole team and forfeit the game. I would do that if I were him, better to rest players for the game on Sunday and not play in a useless game.",I feel like we should start Dan Kingma instead of Crisp for the second half +"Camera App Updated Windows Camera app just got updated on my phone,640 XL on the Release Preview ring. It's now version 2016.1116.11.0 up from 2016.1101.11.0. I do notice that now I can take 3 HDR photos in row until the Saving hits, and even 4th with bit of a wait,and none of them ends unsaved. Before, that wasn't possible on my phone. Overall, experience is better as the regular images are captured faster, too. I just hope it doesn't deteriorate over the time.",Nothing for me just yet but I need this. +"Why can't Amazon do ammunition? With Prime of course. They've got plenty enough logistics infrastructure to handle firearm-related items and all the restrictions in shipping and laws surrounding them, yet they ban even the most benign of things that may fall under ITAR from their store",Politics. +"Agreed, competitive. Also didn't feel GGG was dominating Brook up until his eye socket got popped. It might have been a much more competitive fight if it hadn't happened, though I guess the fact that it did is also a testament to GGG's power.","Nah GGG shook brook in the first round I remember, GGG came in way too hot Brook coudnt keep him off but Brook did have success later" +No.,"Well, get premium then!" +No one PKs on EOC anymore? why isn't there any people pking on eoc anymore is it really that bad?,"Bounty hunter worlds yesterday at this time 42 players in total today 44, 5% increase - of course PKing is popular in Rs3" +Pro-tip: je hebt je comment 5x gepost. Beetje dubbelop.,Zag het net... Ik ben in een gulle bui +For about $600 I can buy a 1911 frame with all components off the internet with no serial number and build a handgun. Each barrel is $150. Untraceable.,because nothing you buy off the internet is tracable... +Go a shade or two lighter than what you want. Just for men are metallic dyes and will get darker over time. Good luck! Source: hairstylist,Thanks a lot! +I'll let you in on a little secret: it is supposed to be Chad.,Cute af +You won't believe theses crazy 500m sniper kills,Nice PTFO'ing there bud +3 Keys Striker Halo.,"I believe I have, add longhorns82" +La grande bellezza versione integrale,Hai nove ore da buttare? +"If you don't hold more than half the control points, you can't afford to get caught up in the skirmish. So many times I see hoards of my team fighting over the same patch of ground, often not even an objective. Stop doing this if your team is losing.",K/D bro +Tabletop gamers wanted (weekdays) I frequently end up being home and off work during the weekday mornings/afternoons and am looking for people to meet up with and play games.... Anyone else in a similar spot?,What games? +I thought you guys might like this Xenoblade theme I made for the Nintendo Switch!,That shit gets me hard +"Yeah, hit them as perpendicular as possible, kinda like train tracks.","At an angle, some people seem not to realise this and get their wheels stuck." +"Yeah, let's bow and scrape before an oppressive and tyrannical government. How dare you answer a phone call without checking in with your foreign masters first.",Why is no one thinking of the share holders. +"I was born into it, as it is with 90% Of Browns fans",Yeah I hate all those bandwagon Browns fans we have to deal with. +"ive gone from a 440 to a 770 and now a 1070 and i always weigh both sides. in every instance, the performance to cost always is about even (i know thats not always the case but in my upgrade timings and price range it has) so nvidia wins with its driver support. many of my AMD bros complain about their drivers, ive never had an issue with NVidia and update twice a month and notice the improvement. call it luck or being bias but NVidia has never done me wrong. Ive always been happy with my purchase. waka.","I'm not saying Nvidia is bad, but I've chose Nvidia and recommended them because they have consistently better benchmarks and often are better priced vs their AMD counterpart." +"Rank 10 white horse is totally worth it, if you like white horses.",#Racist +"This isn't the hype speaking, but I genuinely think ND is one of, if not the best, developers out there.","Dev like Valve, even if they do not make game anymore, are far superior, they have made the 2 best fps of all time ( Portal/Half life), these games are far superior in gameplay and writting than any of Naughty Dog game, deal with it." +TOP 2000 IS RIGGED!!! Ruslands valse stemmen zijn de oorzaak dat de homopropaganda van Claudia de Breij de stijgende lijn richting top 3 niet heeft voortgezet!!,Tijd voor een nieuwe splinter partij! +Lorry of love...I have no words,Truck of Peace. +Lablab purpureus,Sounds like a cross between a dog and a cat. +They used to be $125,They had to start funding all the lawsuits for exploding firearms they produced +Down vote for buying from a breeder. So many animals in shelters who need a loving home. I really question people who claim to be animal lovers and buy from breeders.,You're such a good person. +Really? I prefer the 1.73s,You mean the 1.73-9s? +"This is just 1 dude saying what he wants, I.e. to make fans happy. The final decision might not be up to him .","ah yeah, director of production, probably has no input." +"That's probably why, unfortunately. There's a stick with 127k and he's asking for $13k. I'm in the market but I just can't ever go back to auto for my fun car.","Yeah I figured it was a factor, 127k is crazy though for $13k" +..and the horses lived happily ever after! <3,You ever see that movie War Horse? +"If an unusual portion your channels air time covering Trump is spent replaying SNL clips, you're probably watching fake news.","Need to keep people focused on the important stuff, after all." +"I was just listing the points of the article, not speculating on what happened.","I wasn't speculating on anything either, just found it weird that if she did commit suicide that she would shoot herself in the chest to do it" +"Have to take Pelosi Call, don't even know what she does in the government, starts to talk about complicated women stuff, something about children, fuck, okay wait, I have a daughter, she's bound to have children someday, quick, give her the phone, she'll know what a women's issue is.","Millions of parents regularly ask their kids for help with new-fangled mind-puzzlers - like how to get on the internet, use the apps on their mobile devices, comprehend and address issues important to women... Jeeze, cut the guy some slack." +UVA dean gets $3M in Rolling Stone defamation trial - Victim of Fake News,WAHOOWA! +"A lion tamer has been mauled to death in Egypt during a live show, comprising mostly children.",Nice +"You should know by now (200 AS) how the game works and how the Outsiders affect your game. You shouldn't follow spreadsheets anymore, in my opinion.",But why think for yourself when you can ask someone else how to level your outsiders whenever you transcend? +(XB1) LOOKING TO DO KF RAID ANY MODE 350+ DOING OLD RAIDS GT Dipdoe08,A little elitist when kf HM is 320. +"And? Once again, we're talking about the energy of individual photons, not of the whole laser beam. The energy of individual photons in the beam does not matter.",TIL photons are not present in coherent radiation +It intentionally resembles a gun though,What guns do you use that look like a fish? +Wentz is a worse version of foles and Doug a worse version of Reid . I'm sorry but I just don't see how wentz has the tools. He's one of the worst starting rookie qbs in history. How do even defend that shit. This is akili smith / Ryan leaf bad. He has open receivers and just can't make the decisions.,Lol gtfo +Joakim to participate in Swedish flipper-championship second year in a row,lol what a nerd +?,Like the statusbar is actually on your wallpaper try changing your wallpaper +"Anybody else enjoy that fact of no one knowing you smoke? So where I work, I work 5 days a week 8 hour days and then on-call on the weekends every 4 weeks or so. I never go into work high as I don't think that's professional (also I drive at work occasionally and that's just a rule I have with myself, no driving under the influence). I'm the one at work to go the extra mile, I'm always praised for staying later sometimes just to help out around the warehouse. But the thing I enjoy for whatever reason, is the fact that no one knows that I smoke. I'll come in early all the time and stay late, but when I go home it's a good time for me! I like breaking this stereotype of potheads are lazy blah blah blah ya know the type of non contributing smokers. It just amazes me how uneducated people really are when it comes to smoking and it bugs me when people put the association of weed to laziness. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy lazy smoke days as much as the next guy, but it's definitely something I can skip, just to be able to work. Is there anybody else who enjoys the thought of no one knowing you smoke? Being able to work hard and then relax at the end of the day? Also I'm on-call today so smoke a bowl for me! :(",I constantly bring it up to anyone who listens to me for more than 3 seconds and I make sure to wear as much marijuana-themed clothing as possible bc I love the attention +Didn't know you could shoot through that until I tried.,So if you wonder why you were reported for suspicious behavior that match.... +The knife does though.,Or lack thereof +"One time I took a guys v-card thanks to r/gonewild I mean it was just the two of us, but we did it TOGETHERRRRR",ayy u got a kik +Brewing Potions,Hilarious! +An actual 1G and it's on train hype,But he wasn't defusing on game point +"There isn't any point to SBMM while premades are allowed. Being able to communicate with a pre built team is an immense advantage that cannot be understated. As always, the fun concept of Iron Banner is ruined by the flaws they refuse to fix. It's inexplicably laggy, while normal Crucible is fine. It is filled with premades who are functionally cheating their way to the rewards, and the rewards this time are inexplicably tied to light level instead of being static, making the trapped at 350 syndrome even worse than it already was. So the rich get richer, the people abusing the game mode get rewarded for doing so, and you can actually pin down maybe half of your opponents from the inexplicable lag. I truly hope they make some markedly different design decisions in Destiny 2(dedicated servers for starters), since I've given up hope of them fixing any current problems in this game.",But we have Team Chat +"What's the worlds greatest joke? I don't know, please leave suggestions in the comments",I nominate this post. +The tale does not end here. Official Server Release Date.,So pumped! +What's the worst kind of Redditor?,Saying there is a worst kind is implying there is a good kind +I love For Glory Little Macs,Congrats you beat a total scrub +God damn zebras,It is known that zebras love dolphins +Except less Rush,Rush is overrated. +No one stops Obama... gee government complacency. Who knew? After all these years of social programming to love a president and suddenly cut the cord?,Cool story brah +"For such a user name, you don't seem to drink coffee as quickly as I'd expect.","I like my coffee hot, but I'm trying to avoid that esophageal cancer." +Good. Sugar is addictive and kids shouldn't be eating it.,They should have none until their comatose brains require placebo pills for a jumpstart. +Mei! I Choose You!!,All jokes aside that's a heads up play from Mei +"Stop doing everything and wait till they leave. I secretly hate them, but I just stay quiet and wait their departure from the bathroom.","I usually try to stay as quiet as possible, like its just a pair of pants and shoes there :D" +Whether this is the cost of a 99 year lease for the cost of a 99 year lease for the cost of a 99 year lease for the cost of a 99 year lease for the cost of a 99 year lease for the cost of a 99 year lease for the cost of a 99 year lease for the cost of a 99 year lease for the cost of a 99 year lease for the cost of a 99 year lease for the cost of a 99 year lease for the cost of a 99 year lease for,And the same time to be a lot of the same time to be a lot of the same time to be a lot of the same time to be a lot of the same time to be a lot of the same time to be a lot of the same time to be a lot of the same time to be a lot of the same time to be a lot of the same time to be a lot of the same time to be a lot of the same time to be a lot of the same +"2016 Week 13 Game Thread: Pittsburgh Steelers(6-5) Vs. New York Giants(8-3) Please Remember: ##**Leave all opinions/thoughts inside of this thread. Anything that isn't newsworthy posted outside of this thread during the game will be removed.** Don't be rude. We're all here to watch the game. Do not troll the other sub's game thread/post game thread. We will be notified and we will take necessary steps after that. If you see someone in here trolling, feel free to file a report and we will take care of it. Thank you and enjoy the game.",Stop these unnecessary 2pt conversions FFS! +"After high school, I decided to bomb my bridges. Evils were crossing over and corrupting my lands.","So, where did you hide the bodies?" +The Native Americans got diseases when Europeans came over. Why didn't the Europeans get any of the diseases from the Native Americans?,White privilege +"Yeah it was great, but it seems like most people are too stupid to understand it",Yupp that's definitely the issue.. +"The most baffling thing about this offense, and there are many baffling things, is that they often forget about their incredibly-talented, record-breaking wide receiver who needs the ball to be engaged in the game",Cruz is washed up man what are you talking about +I wanted the insides to look good.,Worth it +"fixing servers isn't a thing they can do. 1. Most server issues come about because of the small number of servers Siege has at it's disposal compared to other games. The devs do not control the amount of servers, that is most likely something ubisoft as a company decides. 2. Ubisoft rents Microsoft Azure servers. They do not control them.",Thanks for ruining our circle jerk. +"They're not actually that much easier or harder than all of the other cars at that price point, but there's apparently more of a market for the parts. I drive a stick shift, which is (only half jokingly) probably just as good as the club, but better in the snow.",Does the club not work in the snow? +How can you not be romantic about baseball?,Because it's too slow +"We evolved to have those microbes on our skin though. Because I work in hospitals a lot, I understand the need for sterilization but I try to use all natural soap or just a rough bath towel as much as possible",Stank ass nigga +How long can primer be left on a kit unpainted? Its starting to get a bit cold down in the south so the days I can spray paint primer are getting sparse and humidity is becoming shit,"Primer is just fancy paint, as long as its dry, you should be fine." +"TBM wife on Brangelina divorce: If only people lived the gospel all this sorrow would be avoided. She pretty much shares the same thought whenever anybody goes to jail, gets divorced, cheats on their spouse, or generally bungs up their life. I'm sure you've heard the same thing from your TBM relatives, especially if you've ever made mistakes. They seem to think that the Mormon church is the sole source of moral life skills on the planet. My answer: the old what is good in the gospel is not unique (and sometimes I finish with and what is unique is not good) Occasionally I say something like if only she had lived the teachings of L Ron Hubbard all of this misery would have been avoided. It never seems to sink in because she says the same gospel stuff the next time. If you have more effective responses I would love to hear them. I am not getting through...",As the marriages in my extended TBM family fall apart. +Keep it classy 'murca,"Yes, I've been against Planned Parenthood ever since hearing that they sell embryos to McDonalds to use in their McMuffins." +"Well he listed quite a few things that this sub finds wrong with Halo 5 as issues he has with the game. But he does still enjoy the game despite these, so I suppose that makes him a shill to some.","He likes the game, they must be paying him to!" +"Right, I'll stop pouting now.",You better not cry I'm telling you why +Good now shut up and stop acting like your problems are the pinnacle of suffering and not totally fixable should you chose to be proactive instead of complain.,This seems like a charitable community we have here. +"Everyone detonates their nukes, and we start anew.",Wouldn't complete destruction just create more of a tribe vs tribe instead of a state vs state situation for those that survived? +"But no artificial sweeteners, please.",savage +"Just today saw a woman bad mouthing the protesters at a local store I go to in North Dakota, I told her that the vets were also in the protests as well. She said, that's a media lie.....I didn't speak any further. Some people are too far-gone to reason with.","But the problem is how progressives have failed to reach out to them, and aren't more tolerant of their economic anxiety." +"Those two hosts getting access to fully-automatic weapons must've felt like GTA level cheat codes to them. What a great episode, can't wait for season 2!",Their reactions were priceless +Siiiiiiiiiip,It's got what plants crave! +I was on vacation and missed the Brazilian one. :(,The only one I missed was the Fourth of July one... kill me +Fuck man! I have a mask just like that!,Copycat. +...from Kansas?,Minnesota... +#*SNIFF*,omg now that you mentioned it I can't stop noticing it. +Surprised this wasn't brought up sooner but Emmanuel Sanders passed 400 receptions today! (241 as a Bronco),I can't believe the exceptional team that was covering the game broadcast failed to mention that... +Happy Holidays - Here's some wallpapers I made,Can you make some Christmas Aquaman stuff? +ODB = Ol' Dirty Bastard OBJ = Odell Beckham Jr ODB =/= OBJ,"Don't sleep on ODB, he would've wiped the field in this soft ass league" +why get into a relationship with someone when you'll automatically be second fiddle permanently,"Yeah, single people with kids should just never date again because their kid can do everything a bf/gf can do for them, right?" +What is the meaning of this,"If you're GONNA hit a truck, hit it dead on." +Yeah his attacking movement is mediocre at best. But in the video his gap control is pretty good on defense.,So you must've been the one that went 40-0 right? +"There's a lot of weird issues by recognizing Taiwan. One that people don't think about is that *technically* the security council position on the UN that belongs to China belonged to what is now Taiwan. It just sort of... transferred to the PRC (via resolution) because they are now recognized as China. Not to mention, China seems pretty content to let Taiwan be for now. Recognizing them may just lead to instability in the region. Especially since China is currently dealing with it's own internal politics as the hardliners within the party gain more and more power.","If we do recognize Taiwan in UN, we can reverse that and finally get UNSC to pass some resolution, especially with the Trump-Russia ties and now Taiwan become the permanent member instead." +Both Universal and Disney Orlando are usually $100+ for a one-day. Daily prices on budget parks like Six Flags and Kings Dominion usually go for half that.,"Come on friend,let's not exaggerate,WDW is only 97 unless you want to go to the magic kingdom." +"I, for one, never mind this showing up in my feed.",Yea but this guy put literally no effort into it. +where is jeremih on this,Not on PND's tour that's for sure +"Didn't buy anything this week but still ended up with a haul. ~2010 2500W Honda generator curbside in great shape. Gassed it, nothing, but with starter fluid finally got it to go. Ran great then died after 5 minutes. Googled the model and discovered that the gas cap clogs up and then the system vapor locks. (Generator was covered in sawdust.) Unscrewed gas cap and it restarted then ran great. Current model Toro 22 recycler mower w/ 7HP Briggs & Stratton 190 motor, also curbside. Competely covered in fine dust, air filter clogged, and carb fuel bowl likely full of mud, would not start. I need to to the basics first and I think I can get it going. Two years ago I got a mint Troy-Bilt mower **from the same house** in the same condition. After clean-up it ran great and I use it currently. Finally, mid-2000s Gary Fisher Tarpon mixte bike in great shape, free sign on it at yard sale. Both tires flat, one off rim, and the chain was stuck in the front derailleur. Reset tires & inflated them and spent 30 seconds fiddling with the chain put the bike back into a rider. All of this was before 10AM on Saturday.",Helluva Saturday! +I have read both of LKY's autobiographies and agree rejecting quotas/preferences wasn't the main reason for success. But I believe it is a basic foundation required to have a fair economy,"In your opinion, within the South African context - what should the state do to overcome the economic legacies of Apartheid?" +"Well I have heard that the fashion world has, for years, largely ignored the transsexual population which is unfortunate.",Hey be careful or you may end up like Joan Rivers! +"Turn your phone away from you, tap tha back, then flip it back towards you.",Don't even have to knock really +Seems like a test.,Yup it was her first real choice thus opening her up to her real consciousness. +Sun is being the best wingman here.,You know he is with Kali XD +How many of us,I'm a real fiend* disrespecting moms like that lmao +I get what you mean but I don't think they're killing the game seeing as it only effects a small portion of the player base. Why not blast them back lmao,"This is clearly the answer, everyone should just ddos eachother so NOBODY CAN PLAY THE GAME HAHA" +"I'm a long haired tall guy, so this bald spot has remained hidden for quite some time. Next week I'm shaving the whole thing. Wish me luck.",Post results +she's coming home with us!,Why did you steal her +What losing a 1/3 of a fridge looks like.,Nice beard +Lloyd George founding a second Liberal party consisting mostly of members of his own family didnt help.,"The split certainly didn't help, but the Liberals survived Joesph Chamberlain and about 90 others splitting off to form the Liberal Unionists, however that time round the Liberals did not have to compete with Labour for the status of being the second party and they had the backing of the Irish Parliamentary Party" +"the people of Germany represented by me, ssaminds, do accept your apology and do remind you that in fact we like informative murder porn. mkay?","Wusste gar nicht, dass ich sowas mag." +Some scientists believe that memories can be inherited via DNA (don't quote me),Do these scientists work for Ubisoft? +Do you think people aren't intelligent enough to make their own life choices thus we should have welfare and other social benefits? Title correction: [Liberals] Do you think people aren't intelligent enough to make their own life choices thus *the government* should *give out* welfare and other social benefits? ***** I've always believed that people are intelligent enough to make their own life choices and be able to bear the consequences of their own decisions. So why should the government treat people like children and give out loads of welfare?,"Like those damn veterans who chose to go overseas and get wounded, and are now living off of disability stipends, right?" +my prediction: corporations will earn great profits due to lower taxes and really lack of any regulation and the idiots that voted for trump because theyre poor will get fucked over even more,"Yeah, because high taxes and regulation have been great for the poor" +"he tortured her somehow, pain and suffering was the key to Dolores's maze actually it's the key to all of the host's mazes",He must have been disappointed when the torture didn't work +"Yes Subnautica was the first game ever to have this, Rofl","Definitely, Subnautica patented base building after all." +"Other people, you'll never know what it's like to be anyone but yourself",We don't even remember what it was like to be your previous self +You shouldn't mention that sub on here. You may unwittingly Redpill people that never come back.,"Oh yeah, because T_D is so welcoming to outsiders that that's a major concern." +Thats 8,let me grieve in peace +Wow. I mean yeah he was good in Lost but the greatest actor who ever lived? You're joking.,"When we all look back at the greatest actors of our age, we will not think of Al Pacino, Marlon Brando, Leonardo DiCaprio, Robert De Niro, or Tom Hanks, but our Gods Terry O'Quinn and Matthew Fox!" +Matt Barnes accused of choking woman in NYC nightclub,I think those Derek Fisher chants got to him. +"It's not like they released free weapons and maps, and later gave away every DLC for free on BF4, right?",And every dlc for hardline as well as three free maps for battlefront. +The second one so fucking relatable I showed up for a interview 20 minutes early which was scheduled at 12:00 the interviewer had forgotten I needed to be interviewed that day. As a result the Hr department at 12:30 decided to ask me to come back in a hour so I came back in 50 minutes they let me sit there waiting for a interview for another 20-30 minutes. Interview went really fucking shitty they asked me personal questions like who's your hero. Waisting my time for another 30 minutes to tell me I couldn't work there while currently in a cast(broken wrist) which they could of told me before waisting my time. Fred Meyer hr department is a joke.,Prob didn't hire you cause you can't spell wasting. +My girlfriend just sent me this image and asked is this a HDMI cabel?,That right there is a Cat5-VGA hybrid if I ever did see one. +"Country not present in region list, what should I do? Just got my European N3DS, but my country (Ukraine) is not present when setting up my NNID. It states that country cannot be changed later, so I decided to ask for an advice, what are my options here? Thanks in advance.",Just pick Russia. +"I do not know whether true or not but even when this video came out, this message was highly upvoted that fnx was involved with drugs and girls before",I thought he was involved with guys +Obviously I agree with OP but posting here for some easy karma.,OP is a Javascript programmer. +"All it takes is one person to really take advantage of you to make you jaded. Might be an overreaction, but I think it is safer to act and assume as if everyone will screw you over if given a chance, as it's somewhat true.",#notallwomen +Can we get a 'peek' option for this ladder under the lighthouse near the Barbarian Outpost?,"Its so hard to go down into that not dangerous area in check, this is desperately needed" +Wear a condom.,"So meta, it's tractor!" +He's a bust.,You forgot this +When he continues to ask you out over and over again even after you've said no.,You mean it's not romantic like in all the movies? +more of her videos please,I'll second that! +D2 needs to be a permaban IMO.,We've improved on it so much though +My friends had their wedding reception there. Fuck this noise.,"Hate to break it to you, your friends are pedos." +"What is the easiest way to imigrate to a developed country (USA, Europe, etc.) ?",Being wealthy. +Elizabeth Olsen,The best Olsen. +Newly released WikiLeaks documents highlight sinister relations between Erdogan and ISIS,Where is Assange? +"That is what imho GM's and commisionars should be doing, unlike a certain female McMahon...",It's what Vince did in his role too +The lovely running of the NHS makes light letter-writing for the queen.,What's a bunch of nerds in the National Honors Society have to do with this? +All I'm asking for is a sync feature for the climate control...why does my $70k 440i not have that???,Holy fuck maybe if you got the m4 +I hate sand,The fuck does grommet mean +They've already proved they are fake news who can't get Hillary elected. They should just throw in the towel.,Yeah and then we can stick to the facts straight from Breitbart +"There is not evidence that votes were hacked, there seems to be solid evidence that the DNC and Podesta's emails accounts and several others were hacked and that the emails, with modifications were released strategically to influence voter opinion. The Podesta releases began three hours after video of Trump boasting about sexual assault surfaced. The checks and balance system remains intact but it was not designed to prevent foreign influence in our elections. One aspect of our election system, designed to prevent a demagogue from gaining the Presidency perhaps didn't work as founding fathers intended. However, the electoral college was also designed to prevent a candidate who was the popular vote from gaining the Presidency if they are unfit for the office.",Do you have an example of a modification that was made? +So Hitler was a communist? Mind. Blown.,"Duh, it was called the National **Socialist** Party" +Good bye. (Waves as he enters the DZ),oohh im so jealous +"Damn, I need to go back to ~~skidrow and bleed out a homeless guy~~ our stock and check. How much blood do you want? It is ~$50 a cup.","No way, I'd never pay more than 18 cents per ml." +A harsh truth about fake news: Some people are super gullible,People are idiots.. I cant be a big surprise to any one +People here don't use them. That's the difference.,You forgot the +I would have thought it was hilarious.,He killed his party without giving them a chance to avoid it. +"Hijacking this comment to say that we (the cast and crew of MP) are bummed, not just for ourselves but for you guys - the fans - who supported this incredibly ambitious, and to be frank - ahead of its time piece of television. Never before has a program like this launched with such production values that dared to tackle one of the most invisible corners of Western Media: the 'mystical East'. But we did. And you guys went with it, and I for one am incredibly thankful for everything that we accomplished. Mongolian history does not end with us. Asian representation in Hollywood does not end with us. Listen to Dan Carlin's wrath of the khans. Read the short history of Kublai Khan, or any of John mann's books on the subject. There are a raft of new shows and movies coming out next year that highlight the fantastic diversity we have in our society today. Go and support them. Lots of love to you all, from myself and everyone involved in the making of Marco Polo Remy Hii/Prince Jingim","Thank you for taking the time to come here and comment on this, we are all pretty bummed since we thought marco polo was really getting a full head of steam with the christians invading and everything." +I don't think Dak is very Elite.,Fite me irl m8 +"Yikes! New EP Teaser (FFO: American Football, Delta Sleep, TTNG, Tangled Hair)",Good stuff! +"In case anyone had their doubts, here's proof that flacco is Elite",Must be a mistake +I always thought it was pretty obvious?,"Yea, I mean, who doesn't know what the diagram of a steam engine look like?" +This really needs added to the sidebar.,"it's in the wiki but who reads them, right?" +Yabut he believes in global warming even though he doesn't have a science degree.,You dropped this: +Blimps are actually so much fun to fly. It sucks that they're not online.,Every chance someone gets they would blow it up +"Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed: The Mountain Men's Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve T-Shirt Uranium Ore How to Avoid Huge Ships: Or I Never Met a Ship I Liked (Book) Tuscan Dairy Whole Vitamin D Milk, Gallon, 128 oz","Who doesn't love Tuscan Dairy Whole Vitamin D Milk, Gallon, 128 oz?" +godawful,"and the numbers 4, 20 lol omfg XD" +"I don't know. Pierrot is animating them in the wrong order. Technically, Shikamaru Hiden should have been animated first.",Interesting +"Why, Microsoft?",Gotta get that branding in! +You do realize that 10-1 is a greater ratio than 90-10?,10-1=9 90-10=80 i know my maths bro +*HAR!,"I spent all night wanting to edit, but a captain goes down with the ship" +Fucking three loss team early on and still ranked,But they were a REALLY good three loss team +Thats Slander. Mao was at least competent and achieved his goals.,And Mao was honest about what he was. +Theres a psychological effect that causes Humans to see faces in things. Can't remember its name.,Like a camera? +Blizzard shows which Gadgetzan family is the most popular,But Jade and Pirate are everywhere! +Show me your Mama's,Mom's spagetti makes my knees weak +"Unfortunately, Variks doesn't narrarate the new Taniks strike. Zavala and Ikora do.",literally unplayable uninstalling as we speak +Who does it? The person who pays the electric bill.,Cause the literal fraction of a cent he saves each time he turns the lights off while someone is using them really saves a ton of money. +IHATEYOU,ILOVEDYOU +"I'll never forget this exchange, unfortunately for Obama I also won't forget the exchange when Romney labeled Russia our largest geo-political threat, and Obama laughed it off and said the Cold War is over. This election I was reminded of that exchange often, especially when the DNC would blame their candidates short comings on Russian propaganda. No one remembers this stuff, it's like Gore Vidal said, United States of amnesia.",When did gore vidal say that? +"I'd say that unless you are literally talking about just the Bush's and the Clinton's, didn't Obama's rise show that you could be a political outsider? A son of an immigrant, born and raised in Hawaii, and one term senator, isn't that kind of the same thing?",Who also beat big bad Hillary with her bought DNC +What is something that you bought ages ago and still works perfectly?,I have a play station 1 that still works. +Government overreach anyone? As far as I'm concerned the whole abortion issue isn't anyone's business other than those involved.,You may as well be saying as far as I'm concerned the whole murder/infanticide issue isn't anyone's business other than those involved. +Lure him in like you're on dateline,Brownies and lemonade should do the trick. +because of sumail,"Yo reddit, fuck this guy for having an opinion and liking Sumail but not Rtz amirite" +why is he a douchebag,Is there a non-douchebag pats fan? +"Even if you are a sub, the monthly grant plus security key still wouldn't be enough to get a 5 pack every month. Totally not a cash grab.",Start using bing and let microsoft give you $5 in amazon gift cards a month to buy cartel coins? +"Would you rather die or watch someone you love die? This is just a hypothetical situation. Let's say that someone has kidnapped you and your significant other, and he gives you the option to kill yourself in order to save them. What would you do?",I'd rather die. +POF delivers like a Mutha!,Yea but dem titties tho +Lord of the Rings trilogy...I read it at least 50 times as a child/teenager and it takes me back to a simpler time.,"Sorry, that's six books." +Matt Martin grilling Marner during breakfast,anyone else notice marner said he played CoD (Call of Duty) the night prior but the subtitles had the word cards instead? +"Those terrorists that must be stopped from sending a suicide bomber to Bumblefuck, MT (population 8,410)","Nah, they just need to be stopped from stealing my jobs" +I have family friends in Philadelphia. We often go there to attend Malayalam Kurbana. There isn't any Malayali church in our vicinity though.,Cool +Nice Hemingway reference,Where they get this track list from the hellhole store? +Agreed. I'm glad shay wasn't a big part of the show bc honestly I don't wanna watch the divorce drama,But Scheana and Shay are *best friends* and will remain ~besties~ 4ever +Hulk Hogan Weighs In On Titans@Chiefs,"They're all about to get all 4 inches, brothers" +2 in NJ charged with keeping immigrants as slaves in halal slaughterhouse,"Thanks Allah, they were Muslims and not infidels." +I've watched this several times now and I still can't tell what emotion this is.,That's definitely slowly releasing a dangerous fart emotion. +"What cards would you like to see reprinted? Nothing incredibly OP please =) Personally, I would love to see [[Fires of Yavimaya]] reprinted, would throw a wrench in standard.",[[Price of Progress]] +"pretty much everything, I always say this, and I'll say it again, the US is the new age third world country - We suck at the following things: Healthcare Homeless care Infrastructure (seriously why do our roads have potholes all the time while many places I visit have the nicest roads!) and I live in california, where sure theres earthquakes (no major one in my area for years)..but no snow! where as places I visit that snows all the time and sunny has nice roads.... Public Transportation Internet Modernization of consumer appliances Architecture - seriously we just build rectangles! Speed of construction -- too much red tape Law & Order Justice system and so much more....",#1 country in the world~! +Yeah that's a really good idea actually,"Yea its a great idea, I can figure out when to login to get free boosters." +I have some painted toppers.. any of these: *orange brodie *saffron chainsaw *forest green drink hat,No thanks .. what if I gave you certified dominus discos and purple wildcat ears for bs chaks also have about 6 crates I could switch out an item for +"Who to take to r4? Currently have SIM and IM at 4/40 (both duped twice). Focus is mostly on AW and AQ, though i still Quest casually (only 45% through Act 4). DrS seems like the obvious choice, but i use him less while questing since block proficiency got nerfed. Remaining 4-star roster is: * Dr Strange (duped) * Electro (duped) * Guillotine (awakened) * Rocket Raccoon * Elektra * Spiderman (symbiote) * Yellowjacket * Star-Lord * Moon Knight * Ant-Man * Hulk * Hawkeye * Black Bolt Typcially, my AW teams are: OFFENSE: SIM / IM / DrS DEFENSE: 5-star Rhino / Electro / Spidey (Sym) / YJ / AM",Strange. +"What the... Where did he go?... Oh, there you are.","...I thought it was funny... I feel like there are too many obsessive video gamers who all think they're the shit so every time they seem someone else make a mistake but still do something cool they have to harass them to feel better about themselves, the perfect angel rocket lords that don't make those mistakes, but don't get all the attention they deserve." +"Police accused of 'bully boy' brutality -- Merseyside Police were accused of giving the three children, including a girl, rough treatment","Because, you know, when you beat children you want to make sure there aren't any girls among them." +"Right? I used to be able to shit myself, sleep half of the day and spend the other half sucking on a boob. Not anymore :(","Yea now I have to work and be productive, man what a bummer!" +"More like Stewie with the tuba. But who are we kidding, I've seen that episode with my wife. She can't really walk unassisted.",Uh actually a sousaphone +Only 10 payments left? :),I've owned it and let the bank own off and on +Day 14 at my parents house and they still haven't noticed,Cherub's got a squeezebox. +What is the best video game you have played when you were young?,"Super Mario Sunshine, it was so much fun, made my childhood" +"Bullpen now a strength rather than weakness Hey so with our latest addition of Benoit, we have added an incredibly experienced veteran who has had success at pitching in difficult situations. Last year our bullpen heavily relied and frankly overused two pitchers. Those being Neris and Gomez, until later in the year we brought up Edubray Ramos who shows potential as a reliever. As for the rest of our pen it was a mess in which they could easily give up 10 runs a game. Now we have four perhaps five reliable relief pitchers (5=Ramos). The four being: Jeanmar Gomez- has been with us for past few seasons and has had great ERA numbers and has the experience and ability to pitch important and difficult spots like he did last year as closer. Hector Neris- young guy who has looked unhittable at times last year. Like Gomez he pitched in closer and setup roles last year and has had a large amount of success. Last year I felt he was overused and as a result had a few bad outings due to fatigue which inflated his already impressive ERA. Now we have added some protection for these two guys with Pat Neshek - like Benoit, he is a bit older. At age 36 he wont be here long term but has been a reliable guy with a career 2.93 Era and 3.06 last year. Whip hangs around one with career being 1.05 which isnt absurd. Solid pitcher to throw out in the 6th-7th in to keep a game close or where it is at. Finally our new addition is Joaquin Benoit- age 39 so not long term but does add better production from bullpen. Career era is 3.79 but in last 5 years has been under 3 ever year. WHIP is one concern with him at 1.29 but has also had experience in setup and closer roles. Much more reliable than guys like Andrew Bailey and James Russel from last year. Overall the Phillies now have 4 and perhaps 5, if Ramos continues to show his potential on the mound, reliable guys from the pen this year instead of 2 or 3. We now have more options to choose from and also Neshek and Benoit could be potential trade chips if they pitch well. These guys are very low risk very high reward, because they are established vets with continuing success. All in all, the bullpen is looking much more reliable and stronger than it did last year, and therefore I look at it as more of a strength than weakness now.",Don't forget about David Rollins! +Why does it look like that bird is spewing blood?,I think its because the elephant seal is still alive and the wound ripped through two arteries +"And would be so hard to disconnect. Cut a wire, pull a fuse, swap with someone else's. Hell, hack the fucking thing and have it say bye bye",Well then it's obvious we need transponders implanted in the brain at birth. +"After nsord I stay home dota because ah sia kia where got need go out work one. Budden moi laobu ask moi huai got hand got leg stay home kiao kah zho bo. Den I see tnp sales executive opening, $10k high comm, sibei swee kakin call and apply jitao genna shortlist go tcss. Reach sim Lim tower a DNB recruiter zeh zeh tcss wif moi. Kennot remember what those pair of neh said lar, tia gong can Huat big time so I join, even no Huat maybe gud sexperience. Knnccb that pb post me under a cheese pie gong dai stewpig jkt fella, make moi memories the properties of their anti kutu anti bacteria anti fuck all organic coconut husk infra red shit sweat wicking mattress wif techno high tech shit gausse magnetic ceramic bomoh magic. Tiu lar.",Edmw is leaking... +I ran strong lifts until I had a 3 plate squat because I thought that was what you were supposed to do and my bench still sucks to this very day,Isn't benching part of stronglifts? +"Could be because they helped him win the election. I've also heard that some of the debt for his real estate is held by Russia, but I don't know how true that is.",The DNC probably helped with Trump's win even more than Russia. +And supremely gifted in athleticism.,And can shoot +Wow eb games fucked up lol,Whats new? +"Hey SJWs, the lead scenario designer for Final Fantasy XV is a woman. Is Final Fantasy XV still by guys, for guys?",She was raped and forced to do it. +But During patch 6.24 isn't a 'target date'. That's a factual statement. And the patch definitely isn't live right now.,nope not fact as proven from OP +Prions only reside in neural tissue. Stay away from places like the brain and spinal cord and human meat is as good as any other.,How do you even make sure that it doesn't get to your brain or spinal cord? +Thanks for reminding me,An Item on your Steam Wish list is on sale! +Why is everyone climbing to Masters so fast? WTF is Season 3 MMR ?,Yea all those diamond scrubs are trying to take your SR +"In MA you can be unregistered, but have to pick a party to vote for. I feel like we should be able to vote for all candidates in a primary. If anyone can run, anyone should be able to vote.",I misread the open primary clause of the New York primaries. +"Axiun Appreciation Thread He's like a side character that absolutely carries the show whenever he's on screen. If the boyz are sharing a vehicle you know Tyler is seconds from getting taken down a peg, give the boy mod",fuck that f word +"This was the end of *Westworld*, but not for the reasons many people think. HBO/TW spent at least $100mm on the series. The management chain for approving the project is well organized and relatively straightforward. Those executives have deep experience funding and producing innovative creative products. If anyone in the entertainment industry is likely to release a similar work, it's them. But it isn't going to *be* those same guys who will control any follow-on *Westworld* series. TW will soon be a subsidiary of AT&T, and *those* guys are no friend to any creatives. There will be five levels of AT&T management who will pressure the creative side to cut costs everywhere. You spent $20 million on that episode? Can't you tell the story for 18, or even 16? Soon enough, the total cost is $80mm instead of $100mm. Twenty mil flows to AT&T's bottom line and 2349 Redditors will complain that the second season almost gets there, but just isn't as good. *Westworld* will continue, but the authenticity and the spiritual content of this season will be absent, and missed. Sic transit gloria.",You act as if HBO/TW doesn't also have profit motive. +And to think I spent $1500 on a Bamboo GT when I could've had this...,Shouldn't the motors push not pull you? +I want to know if you can support a spell with both Cast while Channeling and Cast on Crit? Does it work?,"probably yes, but I don't think it would be worth the investment" +Are these 350's passable?,are these even yeezys +Only Mother's milk,And guzzaline! +Post your 3 most mastered champions and let others describe you. #2,"Gangplank, Anivia, Nidalee" +None of them were actually the colors on the packaging,HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE +He's also level on the Northern Ireland record goalscorer list with a man by the name of GEORGE BEST.,Who's that? +DAB DAB DAB,"Dab is only to be used in 90h minute winning scrap goals, just to annoy your opponent as much as you can" +UFC fighter Conor McGregor in good mode,I guess we bet on the big guy? +If this is real... how or why would this be considered an enumerated power?,It's a $$$ billion industry +"thanks, man. giving me some hope. this election should be easy on your coworkers. both of the two main candidates will bring us more wars.",So don't vote at all got it! +You were probably in British Columbia,The British ruin everything +"Did you get DNF? Just played a game, was winning 2-0 and had really good counter attack when the game just disconnected and i got DNF. It was almost 90th minute, WTF","yes fucking, i just recorded one too" +That's pretty tight lens matching actually. Nice job.,There was some *slight* photoshoping to make the colors balanced on both photos. +What is the most stupid feminist quote you've ever heard?,"Whoa whoa whoa, buddy, no need to make it sexist!" +Except he didn't get fired nor leave due to that incident. He joined Fox Sports,moving up in the world +Beast Monks want CD in 4.,"not really, unless you have godly runes, CD slot 4 beast monks will be pretty shitty." +Today Finland celebrates 99 years of independence from Russia. Let's take a moment to appreciate their excellent flag.,from russia the important part that needs to be in the title +"I got yelled at at the gym today My gym is kind of small and not really huge on lifting so we only have one bench for bench presses and one squat rack. So today I was benching and a lady came and told me she needed this bench so she can use the bar to pull herself up from the floor mat since she can't get up herself due to having two artificial knees. I only had two sets left so I said that I'd be out of her way in about 5 minutes. Then she started yelling at me and throwing a fit! She threw her mat and medicine ball down and said that she'd just go home because I ruined her workout. Obviously the last thing I wanted to do was ruin her workout but I honestly didn't even know what to do or say in this situation. I kind of just sat on the bench in shock that someone, probably in her 50s or 60s, would act like this. Anyways, I just needed to rant. But I guess for future reference, how would you guys have handled this situation? I noticed the bench and squat rack are often used for things other than benching and squatting so I know something like this might happen again","In the time she took to yell at you, she would've been a couple minutes closer to having the equipment to herself." +"I'm torn, One the one hand this is top notch Shitposting. On the other hand I can't upvote anything that features Georges please buy my smoothies Laraque.",teksavvvvy! +"Given the effect of Betsy DeVos on the education system, I'm not sure there will *be* history books in your kids' future. The bible is all the history anyone needs.",Teach the Controversy +Arizona sunshine seems to be a good value proposition. It has a full story based campaign with optional co-op and a horde mode with support for up to four players.,I read that you really need a third camera to properly play this game because guys come from behind you and wreak havoc on tracking +Which social networks have the nicest people ?,reddit +Just body cam them up and fire them if theirs keep malfunctioning.,we all saw how well that worked in Chicago... +I can't believe it's happening but it seems like you're both winning this deal.,"I feel like they're both losing.... A degenerate and a whore, sounds like a couple of winners to me." +As someone switching from Business Administration (I've hated every single business class thus far) to psychology I'm glad to read this,Inbox me an address and you're welcome to a copy :) +Americans are stupid and proud of it! (50) In America you have the right...,Leftist are destroying the youth ! +Salaries in Korea listed here - are they accurate?,If Korea would abandon IE then maybe we could see more innovative web technologies coming from Korea instead of them unaware or having to play catch up with the rest of the web world AND then lead to higher web-related salaries. +Turtles won't punch back too,Proves they are as sentient as plants. +she's sporting a literal trash bag,Apparently there is hope for me yet. +If you punch a flower it aint gonna punch back. All the proof you need that plants aren't living organisms.,Pretty sure that's the first bullet point for pro-choice +We don't talk about Skaarsgard after last nights betrayal...,"I haven't watched it yet but I don't believe it, I can't believe it!" +Pentagon buries evidence of $125 billion in bureaucratic waste,That's a nice way to say it. +"Jeez, people, let's have a new plot for F's sake! How many times can they destroy the Death Star?",Psst... you forgot the +"@realDonaldTrump: Boeing is building a brand new 747 Air Force One for future presidents, but costs are out of control, more than $4 billion. Cancel order!",But what about the Jobs of those workers that build the machine? +"Exactly that's all it was about. As weird of a WM as that was, Ryder finally got his moment after all these years. Of course his dad nearly ruined it trying to put a cowboy hat on his head.","Come on they were in Texas, Ryder actually turned heel by not putting on the hat" +"So Reigns has double the main events of the next person. Even when he's not champion, he's still the main event. I guess they're still going with the Cena 2.0 shtick.",They're just trying to elevate the US title! +Where are my A$M$D homies at?,Sell now or wait until the 13th? +Checking out the top damage leaderboard nothing out of the ordinary.... wait.,I don't... +"also, be sure to write down your pw and keep it safe.",Tape it under your keyboard to optimal security. +"Le Mans, Sarthe, France","The signs say you may not go into thwe other direction, but look at that car on the right in the background." +"I feel like there's a really hardcore obsession with masculinity that's floating around with the Alt-Right/The_Donald crew. I don't really understand it, and I don't really want to speculate as to why. There seems to be a lot of overlap with those guys and the Red Pill/MRA line of thinking. It just seems so odd, they're so obsessed traditional roles for men and women. There was a thread on the_D recently that was a picture of Melania, with lots of comments talking about how women choose to be beautiful (which can be a valid thing sometimes), but also some more archaic shit like House wives help husbands be great! and Men can't love a woman whose not beautiful. I guess it might be a reaction to stereotypical SJW 96 genders stuff, but it still just seems so odd.",STFU YOU CUCK +"I wanna buy the Tiger, but I also gotta buy christmas presents for my parents and family stuff. God dangit.","Shh, shh, the big cat will love you forever, and never will betray you, can you say the same about people?" +i stopped using the a4 solely because of the new sound,Yea right because the new a1-s sound is SO good +"So I say this as a fan of Motorola products(which you are using a Z play), the Moto X series were NOTORIOUS for being out of stock with replacement devices for months. Like, multiple multiple months of waiting for new stock. Pretty sure towards the end, the 2014 X were getting Nexus 6s as replacement devices. Better hope you don't drop that phone.",I have square trade hun +"I can't agree. Right now, in early 1700 onward, there is always, constantly at least one debuff on you caused by your rivals. And honestly, this is quite infuriating when you have constant -2 unrest and -3 diplo rep for the last 100 years. All your rivals have constant spy network going for you, as they don't really have anything else to do. And you can't really fight back, because it would require you to have 3 diplomats set as counterespionage, leaving you (depending on what Ideas you took) with just one diplomat. And even if you have your diplomats set to prevent such shenanigans, they will accumulate Spy Network slower but they will eventually get enough. Imagine now, having 3 or more countries, actively trying to kill your ruler, even if that's 20% every ten year (x3), succesfully draining your ADM for Stability Increase, destroying PUs you recently acquire and much much more.","If you still have rivals by 1700, you are not playing the game right." +Why are you on Reddit right now instead of spending time with your family?,Because I hate my sisters husband and she's being a poopy face +gimmie the fucking wild speculation un-redacted please!,im also not sure about her choice of hitler as a quote... +Definitely a bit of a rabbit hole if you thought Deadmau5 was the first proper EDM artist,I thought edm started with Daft Punk +"Modding recommendations for a dark fantasy Skyrim Hey all, As the title suggest I'm looking for mods that can help turn Skyrim into a dark fantasy as I have a week off from work and want to give the game a good play through. I'm on Xbone btw. Thanks.",It might help if you explained what you even mean +"Russian ties aside, how is the former CEO of Exxon qualified to be Secretary of State?","I am just guessing, besides being oily, he is also someone smart, and the best that Trump knows." +Getting Stimulating Effects I seem to have lost some good effects regardless of strain. I used to feel more physically able to get stuff done and I'd use edibles and feel functional often. Now I feel less functional and I don't get ideas or energy so much. I am trying lower doses. Different temperatures. Lots of things but I can figure out the best. When I first started and still generally I found the best temperatures are 330F 365F 410F and 428F I also don't get much body high but my doses are kind of low too. I spend only a single bowl per day and it's able to last more than a day. I want highs where I can function mostly but have not developed the skills yet. Otherwise I have to take kratom or vyvanse for ADHD and both of these suck IMO.,Have you tried 420f? +Hillary supporters are more prone to violence than those who supported Trump.,And the moon is made of cheese. +"Note to Breitbart: Earth Is Not Cooling, Climate Change Is Real and Please Stop Using Our Video to Mislead Americans",The machines they use to calculate weather patterns are SOROS machines! +Two of the biggest problems in the world are people eating too much and people not having enough to eat,Hmmm....this sounds familiar. +ZF Cyanide joke,Even older than that. +Kate is the reason I switched from Greenbay to the Giants.,We didn't need your filth in Lambeau anyways. +Shuhei underpays for Avacyn in final turn vs Ben Seck in GP Denver Day 1,Chris playing all the angles to get that VSL spot back. +Not at all.,k ;) +"Study: Anti-gay, transgender laws could cost Texas $8.5 billion",So we need to add an extra tax of 50% of the income to all GLBT to pay for this. +Come on Goodell. You know what you need to do to ensure your Patriots - Cowboys Super Bowl,Be a hero Roger! +Academic probation,"looks like I'm fucked then, at least I have good memories of this hellhole" +"I live about 60 miles south of SF. A friend of mine was checking out the two story shed that I had built. She couldn't believe that it was used to store tools and stuff. In the city, it would rent for $$$, As is. No plumbing, no electricity... Just a roof.",off the grid I see... Seems like it should sell for a premium! +Quicksmith Rebel,I can finally complete my [[Darksteel Relic]] Modern deck! +What hotels you guys staying in? Due to less money this year and because EDC decided to single out Mandalay bay the price went out of my reach so I think im booking luxor.,"probably Vdara, again" +Nothing is cheap here,ahahah fuck you caught me +they should make a map when after completing an easter egg an area of the map opens up made just for training zombies,That is basically ZNS.. After you complete the ee you get a great training spot +And can the OU dudes be not wearing any clothes?,"If we could stop nominating the season's best Bromance for Heisman, I would be sooo happy." +"It shouldn't be, frankly.",^ +"northwest Georgia, checking in!",East ridge! +Hopefully uBlock Origin is available for Edge,Thanks +Blacks Lives Matter members beating up white people in racist violence,"Uhm, remember, Black people cannot be racist." +"i worked security for a bit, i never had to lay my hands on a person ever because that seemed extreme, also any touching can be classed as assault, this guy pulling a gun out obviously didn't go thru any training.",That's battery when you touch someone actually. +"Too bad Breitbart or anyone who reads their site is not going to see this. They don't care about checking facts, they care about confirming biases.",Facts are just part of the liberal agenda +Harrison Ford in a kitchen 1970s.,lady boner +"Everyone saying this women is hot, I don't agree. She has a lot of make up on, flabby arms and probably looks terrible off camera.",Because the appearance of the reporter is the important part of the video. +"Technically, OP got pregnant first, sister is the copycat. Solution: Throw a bigger tantrum than her.",Not sure that's even possible... +Why would sewage be carried in an open top container?,"Looks like dewatered solids from a wastewater treatment plant being hauled to a landfill, compost facility, incinerator, etc." +Hillary Clinton gets 2.7 million lead in the popular vote,Glad she won that election. +New Card / Spell - Life - Perfect for the new Meta,It's OP and needs a nerf +LIPTENSITY works for free shipping over $50!,You must have to buy a liptensity product otherwise the code shows invalid :( +"Question part 2: do they actually get to be that bright shade of green when seen in person, or is that video processing? When I saw them, it was more of a pale-ish yellow to white color. With a long camera exposure the green came out, but that's not how it looked to the naked eye.",I've seen some in real life that were not very far from how the gif looks so I imagine it's at least not heavily edited. +...Yes lol,"That doesn't mean they can just take your money though, right...?" +"lol you post on T_D and are overly concerned about free speech on reddit. It's pretty obvious what your news habbits are. Follow a variety of news sources with a history of journalistic integrity and varied editorial slants. But for the love of god, don't get your news from Reddit, unless you want to run around shooting up innocent pizza places because some dumbass without an ounce of journalistic training or ethical integrity speculated that they were hosting a satanic cult. Also I don't think pizza gate is real, but IT MIGHT BE is exactly the kind of bullshit that almost got those people killed. Don't validate people who believe in that shit.",sensible poster here. +Rick Riordan has two ongoing series in the Jacksonverse now.,"Dude yes, Riordan is one of my favorites." +"In your own version of hell, what song would be playing on a constant loop?",Land Down Under +Still sooner than the crj,"What do you mean, Wilco already released it!" +Twist I vote jen and nick planned this breakup knowing nick had a shot of being the bachelor. Jen comes on nicks season finishes top 4 and becomes the next bachelorette.,Jen already said she won't be on his season +Season 3 Hoodie // Mixing Seasons,"Feel like a long white tee under the hoodie would look nice, but this is pretty dope" +Those don't synergize. Copy != Cast,"Except the last line of Eye of the Storm is For each copy, the player may cast the copy without paying its mana cost." +But sweating them until soft is a must. You don't have to caramelize but crunchy onions in a sauce is terrible. I say terrible compared to soft onions. I'm sure someone's grandma does it that way but she is an idiot.,Username checks out +"Mangini had potential as a headcoach but he probably did take it on too soon. He does strike me as a bit of weird guy. It's pretty shady how Favre was forced onto him, but he then named his new born son after Favre when he'd only been on the team for about a month.",It was in Brett's contract +"I am not sure about the final because I disc the class, you would have to ask someone else who took it, however, on the midterm, there was the integral (x^2 + 3)/(x^2 - 2x + 5), in which it is an irreducible factor, and the other one, as Terroism mentioned, was 2^x/(2^2x - 4), in which a combination of substitution and the a^x integrand was supposed to be used, unfortunately this type of integral was not in the book as a recommended problem to do.",I must admit those are harsh ones to solve given it's your first time doing integral calculus. +R.I.P. Jenkins,That moment when you learn Jenkins is a reference to Leeroy Jenkins... +Target Black Friday Tins (Finally!),man I didn't get a single holo out of my two :( +"What is with the fascination with coffee? I just got out of school 1month ago, and I gotta say EVERYONE drank coffee like they were a robot refueling. I mean cups and cups of it. Then looking into it everyone drinks coffee like a factory in all EMS jobs. The last time I drank coffee I was like 13. I never liked it. Never had any issues staying awake.",coffee is for those who have not discovered the world of very sketchy drinks not sold in all gas stations that say only to drink half.......and you only know this after 2 and your heart starts to feel funny and you can hear colors +"Good for you for making an effort. Yeah I should have been clear that there are no guarantees and I definitely agree that there can be some problems with this approach. I think you're going about things the right way, and with an illness it can be challenging to stay active even when you make an effort. I think one thing that you have going for you is that you know that there is a problem with being too wrapped up in someone else's life and you are working hard to deal with that in a positive and constructive way. I don't really have any great advice beyond that but I just wanted to say that.","Thanks, that was very kind :)" +So I'm at the game. I filmed the Diaz grand slam. It gets shakey at the end due to some overwhelming emotions. I want this win so bad.,Throw that shit on the youtubes. +"What is the point of sub bots? Isn't 50% of the sub money going to Twitch so if he subs to himself, he loses $2.5 per sub?",It's called laundering money +Didn't the US bomb and kill their way to a successful democracy by way of the American Revolution?,But that was different +Seems Legit,Only red flag I see is that it says Scottsdale but shows Tempe! +me irl,Legitimate complaint: I won't live to see the cultural phenomena of the year this meme is celebrated in its proper time. +Have to be careful with this. Because I've seen a lot of threads on this reddit where people are shooting the outside cameras when spawning in on attack and immediately 1-tapping a friendly. What they REALLY need is to be able to calculate if the player was aiming at a camera when the round is fired. If it was then it knows it was an accident and the player is given rainbow 6 credits for being the guy doing the right thing where as the player that gets killed should get a temp ban for not going for the cameras before running in front of teammates. :),"Honestly, as a noob this would be my worst nightmare..." +"My first shirt FINALLY came! That's right, I have not purchased BM shirt (not even at a show) until now because I haven't loved the artwork. Anyone else get their stuff from Manheadmerch yet???",Your aesthetics are gonna save you SO much money. +How to seal a jar without a lid,And all the chemicals in balloons that makes them malleable are supergood for you. +Advanced File Compression,"Better shred that, don't want anybody unfolding it and pulling the bits off." +I like it when an arranger is clear with the required dynamics and expression...,"Drum noob here, how the hell do you flam two drums at once?" +me_irl,Me too thanks +"He's saying he doesn't know when Shawn takes the blade out. We see when he blades, but we never see him reach into his tights or wrist band or whatever to take the blade out.",Maybe he trimmed one of his fingernails to be razor sharp and just used it. +"So Trump has thanked us, twice. Since winning. Twice. And saving and/or building jobs, prior to inauguration. Also growing everybody's portfolio. No pre-emptive Nobel Prize for this real estate guy.",You mean tv show host +That's exactly what they're doing. You can tell by the way the agent in the video speaks as well. The rifle they seized is an assault rifle whereas the explosive charge the police used to blow in the door is a breaching technique that removed the door from the hinges. And the flashbang grenades are distraction devices. See? Anything a civilian has is an assault item but anything the police have is couched in friendly-sounding euphemisms.,Check out this communist not supporting his government! +They are sky blue correct?,Yup! +Maybe if the cameraman would've helped it wouldn't have been too hard,"Do you just assume the camera operators gender, shitlord?" +"How much do you thin your paints? Esp. without a wet pallette. Less harsh highlights as in - more gradual colors, or better edging? Should I try wet blending?","try to do about 1x1 water (or thinner / medium) to paint at first, you can always add more paint." +"Def Jam fight for New York is a fucking classic. From throwing out that mean Tae Kwon Do with Prodigy to fucking Kimora Lee Simmons, it doesn't get much better than that.",They should've done more with the franchise. +Slum Britain: 50 Years On - Discussion,Bookmarked to watch later :) +Too bad ingame thieves don't steal as well as real life thieves.,"I mean, they steal a skull off a necromancer, I still wonder how." +"what's the difference? either way, Carrier winds up with $700k that they wouldn't have had if the govt had given it up. is it right that the govt gave it up?","if you think that way, then the govt is giving up thousands more it could be taking from you or any company." +What explain. I Googled it yesterday and they said it was coming out 2017,Hold the fuck up what +*Opens envelope* 12 million dollars wtf ...honey? yes? pack you're fuckin bags we're leavin,Goes to walmart real quick to cash it.... +"I don't literally want to slap him, it's just hyperbole for me finding him to be a smug wanker sometimes, even when he's fucking right.",What makes him smug- is more what I meant +"embarrassing, must be the liberal art students not worried about their finals.","Oh yeah, those 7,000 liberal arts majors with nothing to do" +Flag of San Junipero (Black Mirror),Just watched this episode last night Very cool flag +Pizza Hey I was just thinking about ordering some pizza and I was thinking about all the pizza joints n Austin. Anybody ever have any strange experiences at any of the pizza places around town? Ever just experienced anything out of the ordinary. No reason.,"Yeah, but you need to know the phrase and handshake to get to the secret basements for the best cheese pizza you can have." +Spells interaction with new cards,the face of lightning against goblin gang made me laugh. +"I compulsively log on to The_Donald every few hours, like I need to check that everyone's still here. (They are)",I just never log off. +(Theory) Ottoman AI almost never updates its forts so it becomes the doddering old man and loses wars easier late game.,"If Paradox made Ottos historically accurate they would go great in the beginning, but in the late game they should slow down and decline." +"to be honest, when i play cm teammates thank me more for the mana regen than when i play other supports and get a good ult or make a good play","I've actually seen people be happy when a CM abandons and say well, at least she skilled aura." +9/11/2001,Whatever happened on the 9th of November? +I'm so confused with what kinda game you're going for here.,"Why, what confuses you in particular?" +How come you won't get it on your first play through? nothing is missable is it?,Nothing is missable I but I left the main area at about lvl 35 the game gets very linear from there on so no camping/fishing etc I believe you can use umbra to go back but I was engrossed in the story I forgot to do that. +Not sure what you're trying to say here...,#HES SAYING THE POWERED BY TEGRA WILL TAKE UP MOST OF THE PACKAGE that loud enough for ya? +A question for the Americans only...,Yes. +"Using your beard to fly, kill enemies, pick up & throw objects etc.",If this were on the original gameboy it would be the perfect game for hipsters +"The PTR forum isn't there right now, so maybe the PTR cycle is over for now.","Ok, thank you!" +"That might have been Prist, a fuel additive.",That's exactly what The Man wants you to think.... +As in Grand Island Nebraska?,"Yes, that's the one." +I can just imagine migrant south asian workers (who paid the local scumbag in their country) journey all the way to Dubai to work at these buildings at crazy altitudes while living in shitty conditions with low pay...their passports taken and threatened with a no entry if they try to change employment. Source: I grew up in the area. It saddens me to think about it.,"Oh, but according to other people in this thread, it's totally fine that that's happening right now because America once had slavery, too." +such a yummy vegan pizza!,Looks good but a little too plain for my liking +Clicked. Waited a few seconds. Still the animated W. Closed the tab. A site so slow that nobody sees it isn't amazing.,"Didn't even get to the W, on 4G 40mbps" +States with background checks for those who buy guns and bullets also have fewer school shootings,"I mean, yeah, fewer massacres and senseless loss of human life... But is that really worth some patriot having to wait a week to buy a gun?" +Not yet.,Flickr? +Let the hate flow through you!,"Haha I'm actually a Jaysker... and don't live in Omaha anymore so I am a contradiction to my own statement, but most Creighton grads aren't from Nebraska so most Creighton fans aren't Nebraska fans although most Nebraska fans seem to argue to the contrary." +Talk to strange girls lying in ponds distributing swords,"If some watery tart lobs a scimitar at me, I am gonna believe it's fate." +Going to put out a leather loveseat Friday night. Not expecting it to be there in the morning.,I'm gonna love stain it. +Is this not common knowledge? Here in Nevada you can see the plants growing that are going to turn into tumble weeds.,Lol yeah it's totally common knowledge here in Florida where we have an abundance of desert and tumble weeds... +That's because magic does not exist in the real world.,No that cant be right so many people have genuine experiences. +"12-team, 6-pt passing TD league... On a bye and looking ahead to Week 15 when Brady is @DEN. Is it worth it to grab Jameis (@DAL, not a great matchup), Kaep (@ATL), or Tyrod (CLE) to start ahead of Brady? Trying to make moves now to set myself up for the best possible position next week.",I have Jameis and Brady and I am trying to decide about Week 15 as well. +"Hi Reddit, who is the best YouTuber to watch to get to know about this game more as I got it yesterday and I'm loving the game so far :)","if you want to learn a lot, you should definitely watch kunthammer" +Northern Ireland,I think I spot a mermaid! +Soooo much butthurt in those comments.,But it's so punk to idolize nationalism +Malcolm Jenkins on Pederson's comment about lack of effort: It kind of puts us in a tough position. Said now people speculating who he meant,OMG HES LOST THE LOCKER ROOM +"Horns: Why it's a good idea. You may have seen some posts about horns and, like me, you may have brushed it off as a stupid idea. But I'm here to convince you otherwise. Here's the thought: 1. Horns can only be heard by players on you team. 2. Each honk counts as quick chat (I'm anti-horn spamming). 3. Players have the option to bind a quick chat message to their horn (story below). 4. You can toggle horn sounds on/off in the options menu. Why is this be a good idea? 1. This presents an opportunity for a new item category. At the very least, this would mean horn sounds. It could also be cool to have a physical representation of the horn that can be mounted on our car, but it's not necessary and it's more work for Psyonix. 2. It improves communication. We get quicker access to useful quick chat and a way to make sure our teammate doesn't ignore the message. Sometimes it's hard to press 2 directional buttons in the midst of a fast play to alert our teammate that we are in better position. Imagine this: You're in the middle of an aerial. Your teammate is under the ball and doesn't know if you're coming, so he is thinking about challenging it. You're mid-air, boosting and rolling, making little adjustments, and you don't have the time to press Up-Right to tell your teammate that you're en-route to a glorious, montage-worthy goal. Meanwhile, your teammate is so focused on the ball that even if you got the quick chat off, he might not see it. Alas, you have the horn! You press R1 with ease mid-flight, your teammate hears the horn clearly and knows that he has a message. It reads, I got it! Game won. Montage complete. Thoughts?",I always wear horns as a topper and i don't see how they are going to send messages....2/10 +Gold Reprint - Wishlist! Let's go ahead and address the elephants in the room: - Pot of Desires - Psy-framelord Omega - Crystal Wing - Trishula - PK BreakSword Was also wanting to see: - Solemn (all trap cards) - Trap Hole cards including Floodgate - Metalfoes monsters - Ghost Reaper/Winter Cherries - Toadally Awesome,Would be down for that {Solemn Authority} gold reprint +Can you find her pastor and drop him some anonymous notes about her bearing false witness?,"She's baring other things, so he's not going to care about her false witness" +and propose to your gf right there,45 S exit ramp from i-10 heading west is the best view of the fireworks. +"Assume this guy can't pay, how many days?","Well, there's no reason to jail a corpse, so until then." +Read the rules before commenting again.,I left off the +When do you guys think Uraraka will confess to Deku?,When Satan Ice Skates to work and Stain falls back on his ideology jkjk +"They claim to be the saviors of 'free speech', and this simple comment TRIGGERED them to ban me","Yeah, don't violate their safe space." +what the fuck? there's nothing about frost on there,Yeah what the fuck are all these people upvoting and talking about. +"That's the thing, though- O's don't exactly have the best farm to deal from.",I'd do it for a sign+trade for Trumbo if the O's eat 75% of what they have to pay Trumbo +"Why not just blow the whole thing, why risking? Also, the whole action looks strange, quiet. What if they just took them out somehow else in a way they don't want to disclose and just posed for cameras?",I beleive it's to more easily recover any evidence or Intel that could be used to get more baddies +Peter Thiel was told he wasn't a real gay man for supporting Trump. Tolerant liberals folks.,"Yep, he just couldn't do another dude after supporting Trump." +She looks like Tasha Yar in that picture.,Looks more like a Sela to me +Stinkiest hatemail? This morning I was matched in the arena 5 times with the same guy. I could tell he was very offended from me killing him because after the first death he spammed disrespectful gestures before and during the fights. In the end he sent me hatemail: sniff my butt and blocked me so I couldn't retaliate. What is the stinkiest hatemail you guys received?,Probably when someone dropped a dung pie after a fight. +iso rals would prefer to buy in bulk.,Gotta get your fire resistance up after that SICK BURN TRACK GOT DROPPED TODAY? +"Ours always actually have their throats slit. The weak point of the cookie is the neck, and there seems to always be one or two per package that is damaged...",Proof that Starbucks have infiltrated Reddit. +Yes it was?,Stop gaslighting them. +You're gonna meme with the big boys some day op. You made this?,...I made this +Why is google not Commemorating the 75th Anniversary of the attack on pearl harbor?,You didn't notice the tiny american flag at the bottom? +The MMA Athletes Association has released a statement saying they've received a cease and desist.,Wow this looks good on the UFC +My robot vacuum sucks,"Well, at least it sucks!" +The Grand Californian's giant hearth in the lobby is a wonderful place to kick your feet up and take a nice rest in the heat of the afternoon. There may even be a piano player playing depending on the day and time!,"I believe there is free wi-fi there too, if I'm not mistaken." +"Cyclist runs a red light, WCGW?","Thank god that you pointed out the specific cyclist and red light, there were just too many for me to keep straight any other way" +"I turned my Kaiba deck into a full on blue-eyes deck, its fairly competitive but i still need one more twin twister. I run honest in it as well because honest + twin burst = potential devastation. I also turned the red eyes deck into a glass cannon ftk which is entertaining and trolly but not at all competitively viable. I can give you my recipes if you like for those.","No, you play Red-Eyes FTK, smh... Can't beat 30% legal FTK rate" +Unban all the Nekroz cards,Why not unban Releaser of Rituals while we're at it +"octane ZSR painted wheels, offers Want sunbursts the most",purple Dieci & white lowrider? +Maybe the power stays on by a bunch of people riding stationary bikes or something,"pfft but the logistics of that would be silly, only an idiot would think of that" +Give me some Feedback xD,That an intro shouldn't be 24 seconds long +Top free agent offensive linemen this offseason. Who should we grab?,Byron Bell +"Today Marks the 12th Anniversary of Numa Numa, one of the most iconic viral videos ever","First time seeing this, I've been internetting since webtv, how could I have missed it?" +"The point of this tweet is that the 77 cent wage gap is almost entirely due to the choices women make, such as working shorter hours, taking maternity leave, and not working in fields such as engineering and manufacturing. The feminist dance therapy part is obviously a joke, but the point is that paying women less than men for the same job has been illegal for decades now, so if you feel as though you're being paid less, the proper course of action is to sue your employer for discrimination. But, of course not many people do that, because they know they're full of shit.","Isn't the wage gap about unfair pay within the same job, and so not about a waitress complaining about not earning as much as an engineer?" +"Doing Vanderpump Rules forever?? I can't even imagine it going another season, the cast and their storylines have run its course.",Kristen would be the it girl at the nursing home. +The resemblance is uncanny!,"The shade is so dark, even NeNe needs to tan to keep up." +The only time I want to see Vicki after this season is if it's of Brianna checking her.,I read this as... a real 'hockey check' wherein Brianna bodyslams Vicki into the refrigerator with no penalty called. +Russia should always be the one with honor of arranging the games,Adidas wouldn't even need to sponsor them +a different use for the bogo sticker ft. my friends lighter,Wow I've never seen this before +I was cry-laughing; Terrific rendition of the Mario theme,Beastly trigger control too +"They'll just blame it on Labor when it happens, anyway. I've already seen their playbook for this.","ScoMo's using it to push for more corporate tax cuts, I'm sure that'll fix everything" +Name a more iconic duo.. I'll wait,Rody and Bato. +Out of interest how is it a cheese strat?,"Skill, playing to your strengths, and mitigating weaknesses are all hax and cheese obviously." +"Give me broadband connection or give me... ... dial-up, I guess.",As long as no one calls the house +You've got four more weeks of that excuse. Then four years to come up with a new one.,"Out of interest, do you excuse Obama for ignoring the 2012 DIA report on the likelihood of an extremist Islamic terror threat arising in the Middle East, and then subsequently allowing ISIS to evolve into a multinational terrorist organisation on his watch?" +"To see how heartless Reddit is, this account will be deleted if this post gets to the front page, what will you do?",We care far too much about you +"Yes, that is a charge put towards a customer for the delivery. That's the charge for that convenience.","It's not though, it's a charge that the company uses for insurance because they offer delivery." +"Huh,I say that she was icecreamed because it's funny...",A little girl dying to you is funny? +Does AppleCare cover Alligator bites? Zoo Miami in FL,Somehow Siri can understand Alligator-speak but still can't understand what I say... +Command chat system,PUT DOWN THE FUCKING ARMOR +Would he have been in Wanyama's position though? It's not fair to just say that despite how shit that header was,"I'd assume so, as the 6." +"With Josh Woodrum waived, we only have two healthy Quarterbacks. So what happens if they both get injured? We have 3 games left, so I doubt it'll happen. But I still wonder what the Bears will do if Barkley and Fales somehow manage to injure themselves.","Let's trade away three first rounders for Julian Edelman, kid can do everything!" +Yes please how did you do it!,It's the holder for my hiking poles! +How do I change my password?,Don't worry I got you. +Plz don't be one of those moms who sleeps with guys all the time with a kid... that isn't good at all for the kid. I knew a kid whose mom would hook up with random dudes he went to school with...,Someone is projecting hard. +I usually do the short and Sweet messages like that.,Kaboom kabloey Ker blam - Jihad_joseph +"LF Tradeback Kadabra [casual] Hey I am looking to evolve my Kadabra, he's level 30ish, so I don't want to use GTS. You can a level 1 Feebas as a reward, regular pokeball, but is timid and knows Dragon Pulse and Dragon","hey, I need to evolve something too" +He got to live in the school pond with the other 2 ducks from the project! He and a girl duck had 9 babies the next year. :),Happy endings are the best endings. +Are these yeezys real? Asking for a friend.,Get some pics of the boost and then we can really determine if they are legit. +drew a nice picture of richtofen. comments?,I'd double tap that. +"Finally, a sensible person.",But he's suppose to die in his rotation. +I thought Fallen was pretty good actually,Oh but that's not gdragon tho +Based on what exactly?,She had hate in her heart +just had this happen in MM again,I don't think he was teleporting (as in a hack) i think it was just him having bad ping or something serverside. +"He won, comply completely with my wishes, is not going to cut it Trumpet.",You better get your Mommy to blow your nose and wipe your eyes crybaby. +Happy Hour Playset,"Kids now days are so spoiled, it took me 21 years to become an alcoholic...." +Warwick is a wolf not a cat,Not in the new rework +"LF Jolly, HA preferrably, Aearodactyl FT: HA geodude, ha mareanie [casual] Been trying to a get a jolly for a while.",HA Aerodactyl isn't available in gen 7 fyi +Matt isn't going to marry her.,"In all of his shenanigans, has he been married before?" +One band that has my utmost respect is Muse because of their amazing live performances. I had the pleasure of seeing them early this year and thinking about it still gives me chills. I feel you for MCR too. They were my favorite through high school and hearing them live once was enough,"MCR's a lot better in the studio than they are live from what I've heard, that said if they ever pull off a reunion tour I'll sell my soul for a ticket" +real niggas go to sleep whenever they want,Real nigga hours are 24/7 +"That happens a lot, i always wonder if people think that Kuku tornados heal them, because they sure stand in there longer then they should ;-P",The fear immobilizes us. +What if Pink Diamond is voiced by Rebecca Sugar?,Isn't she already voiced by Susan Egan? +Curly-haired horse,Looks like straight out of a washing machine +"Tulsi Gabbard Statement on Meeting with President-Elect Donald Trump Congresswomen Tulsi Gabbard (D-HI) released this statement today on her meeting with President-Elect Donald Trump: To try to act as if there is a difference between 'civil unions' and same-sex marriage is dishonest, cowardly and extremely disrespectful to the people of Hawaii who have already made overwhelmingly clear our position on this issue... As Democrats we should be representing the views of the people, not a small number of homosexual extremists.",a true progressive +"What would make life easier for the trans community? Give them IDs, to start",Finally they are focusing all Canadians and not pet projects +"Texans Wide Reciever Andre Johnson does it again... $19,144.58 spent on toys for kids in Houston this morning",The cheap ass couldn't just round it to 20k? +"i like to her Beartooth, its good hardcore and i feel like in a fragmovie :D",Gotta have the frags first +What is one song that instantly gets you hyped as fuck when it is played? HHH-Edition,Kevin Gates - 2 Phones +"Nightwing, I dont even want red hood in the DCEU, jason must stay dead, if he comes back from the death it means that anybody can come back from the death wich will make the whole DCEU less interesting, how can we even care about if a character dies if theres a way to resurrect people. Lazarus pit shouldnt work in dead people.",They could go the route of Joker keeping him alive in a cellar in arkham tho +Sorry for this post. Won't let me post in real/fake add..just wanting to verify if real or fake. Trying to get better at this. Want some help from the experts!,Fake as fuck. +"I just made the connection that they have NOTHING negative to say about Breitbart. Pretty sure that, if nothing else, the fact the chief policy advisor being in charge of a media outlet would cause them to rend their garments...","Well, for a close minded shill maybe." +Sending a man to the moon.,But that didn't happen +"And that kids, is how I met your mother",That wasn't staged +All news is fake. I don't believe you exist either.,r/iamverysmart +Season 2 Series 1 Medallium listed on amazon,"Not sure if it sold out before I saw it or if it's a placeholder, but it's available to order, and at MSRP!" +What controller would work perfectly on a 6p?,"Hello 6p user, as of android 7.1.1 Bluetooth support is now a Pixel feature!" +I have the same desk. I feel special now.,Good ole Menards special! +Can someone please tell me why God cares what position people have sex in? If ever there was something that could be considered wasted effort it would trying to legislate sexual positions.,"Hey, God snoops for mysterious reasons." +"Even the Reserve squad cars have it here. In bumfuck, Minnesota","Y'all got that corn money, apparently" +Next quest: fish the murloc heads you dropped out of the shallows,"pls no ive been fishing for ashbringer hidden skin, l cant take anymore" +"Scps that should be tested against each other How about we discuss certain scps that would do something if put in the same containment area? I came up with this when I was reading about SCP-672 (Rock Coral) and thought, what if it was exposed to SCP-682 (Hard to destroy reptile)?",682 eats 672 and uses it to [DATA EXPUNGED]. +Opposing viewpoints should never be ignored. They should be points of debate,Except their viewpoint is Let's not look at the data and cash in our check from the oil industry. +"California, Washington and Oregon are definitely gonna become New Canada now.",Good thing us Texans can just secede. +how many keys would u do for gt?,7? +And the Soundgarden for fucks sakes ! It's been 15 years.,MUST PROTECT NOAA FROM THE JIHADIS KEEP SOUNDGARDEN SAFE! +They fired Martha and Alexis?,Beckett and Lanie. +What People Say* They Care About,Sex is definitely under-represented on these charts +LAS Casters racist comments after Bengi game,Svenskeren's brothers +"When it comes to peninsulas, this is just an ordinary specimen and not one I recently began taking any special interest in.","As a non-Russian burger lover myself, I, too, have no interest in peninsula besides normal, non-suspicious amount." +One time I gave this guy a blow job and when I finished up I saw he had a confederate flag tattooed on his upper arm. I didn't say anything but I did go get tested.,To see if you were his sister right? +Scientists slam Donald Trump's environment chief over climate denial: 'It's like disputing gravity',ITS JUST A THEORY +Well - World Series MVP 3 home runs in one World Series game Highest Batting Average in a single postseason [2014] World Series ring x3,Yeah but he's kind of fat though so it's ok to make fun of him +"The OFFICIAL Week 3 BOLD Predictions Thread We are officially back in the swing of things! For those of you who do not know, this is a competition in which your picks are tallied at the end of the season and the winner gets 40 bucks worth of pizza of their choice. The pizza party reward is meant to be an incentive to actually throw out some realistic picks instead of going for low hanging fruit circle jerky joke predictions. Please respect that. **FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, YOU'LL NOT JUST BE COMPETING WITH EACH OTHER. THIS YEAR, YOU HAVE TO BEAT ME TOO TO WIN YOUR PIZZA PARTY, AND THE PRIZE IS DOUBLING.** As with any competition, there are rules. If you break these rules, you'll be disqualified not just from this week, but the entire contest, so pay attention. **1. You must be an active member of r/nfl.** **2. Serious predictions only in top comments. Feel free to joke about other's predictions, but please reserve top comments for serious predictions. Failure to do so will result in immediate and irreconcilable disqualification.** **3. Do not edit your comments. Edited comments will not count for the week.** **4. Respect reddiquette. Do not downvote some one's predictions because they picked against your team.** **5. You have until KICKOFF OF THE Texans @ Patriots to get your 5 PREDICTIONS in. Good luck!** **6. IF YOU GOT SOMETHING RIGHT LAST WEEK, TELL US ALL, AND LINK TO YOUR COMMENT. THIS SERIES HAS GROWN TREMENDOUSLY OVER THE YEARS AND I NEED HELP KEEPING SCORE.** **7. PREDICTING INJURIES IS AN AUTOMATIC BAN FROM THE COMPETITION.** **In addition to these rules, I strongly suggest you steer clear from Homer predictions. Your brain picks better than your heart!** **Last week I correctly predicted That Bradford and the Vikings would beat the Packers, bringing me to 7 total points on the season.** My predictions for this week are below. **1. Brock Osweiler improves to 2-0 vs the Patriots in his career.** **2. Stafford throws 5 TD passes en route to a blow out of the Packers** **3. The Bills beat the Cardinals by 20 points** **4. The Panthers hang 40 on Minnesota** **5. The Cowboys shut out the Bears**",No starting running backs will suffer a knee injury. +Got scammed pretty bad tonight. Looking to redeem myself tomorrow night! Tried to get in tonight but ended up getting fake tickets and loosing $150. If anyone has two tickets they're looking to sell for tomorrow night please let me know!,You gotta be a real bastard to go around selling fake tickets. +Scientists slam Donald Trump's environment chief over climate denial: 'It's like disputing gravity',"Jokes on you bud, gravity's not real." +"Well the dragon's back spike make it look like a Concavenator, so you could call it Concavern. Or you could say it's cave crocodile you could call it Crocavern. There also the word Silvern which would fit with the manticore's silvery mane, but I can't think of a good way to use it. Perhaps Satylvern since Manticores are also known as Satyrals. Also there has to be a way to use Noil, not only is it a type of fluff but it's also Lion backwards. Maybe Noilage, a play on spoilage for it's poison typing, and the fact that it sounds like Knowledge since a manticore's human head is suppose to make it wise.",**GIVE THIS MAN GOLD** +Nintendo DS,Pretty sure it stands for DreamcaSt! +Ive only played 5 and 2 of them were open mid games because my team had ghost cleanse urgot jungle and ghost cleanse shaco top.,I heard ghost cleanse urgot jungle was god tier in 6.24! +Henrik Mkhitaryan goal 0 - 1,Sold him down the river! +"Yes, there is a way to do what you want. It's called starting your own business, thus taking on the risk of failure. Your ability to leech off the spoils of a business' profits is directly related to your willingness to take on the associated *financial* risk of the failure of a company.","Because EVERYONE has the means to overcome the barrier for entry for starting their own business, and those that can't are able to just borrow a couple million from their parents because banks are just bending over backwards to give people small business loans." +NSFL (This will literally kill you),TRIGGERED! +Reddit's new algorithm shown in gif form.,Currently sat at 11829K here. +Everyone knows that is C9 ^^^^^I ^^^^^Will ^^^^^See ^^^^^Myself ^^^^^out,Well maybe if we were talking about the meme department +senza il commento di u/HolyJesusOnAToast avrei continuato a pensare si trattasse di un ratto.,"anch'io, pensavo ad un eufemismo per indicare un criceto o qualcosa del genere" +New MWR maps and game modes incoming,Now we just need MWR uplink +I was saying that stimulatory drugs should be included in the class of nootropics,"yeah, the unreasoning bias against strychnine in this sub is pretty hypocritical" +YOU CANT BE TRANS YOU POSTED IN KIA AND DISAGREE WITH ME I can't understand why this still happens 2 years on - Resubmitted,"Everyone knows KiA is actually just 3 white males with 73,000 sock puppet accounts." +Man challenges dogs to spaghetti eating contest,It's Spaghett +Clearly eyebrows a sign of NPC powers in orcs. No eyebrows = doomed to die and not be a mary sue.,I draw eyebrows on my orc with the blood of my enemies +"As much as I dislike Fox News, she earned my respect in 2012 when she took Karl Rove to task on election night.",This is my favorite political moment that I've witnessed happening on TV. +Acerola (My phone think's her name is Areola),At this point I think its safe to say rule 4 is out the window. +"Now what? Off-season climaxed TBH, not much left to do but shitpost","I spent 45 mins arguing with a dumbass cubs fan as to why our signing Chapman is ultimately low-risk as fuck so, you're definitely right about the shitposting needing to be back to ASB highs" +"Climate change is religion for leftists -- alarmist crap that is backed up by zero evidence of harm, used to scare a populace by con men. Warming temperatures correlate with higher GDP in the US by calendar day. CO2 benefits plant growth and crop yields. The new free continent of Antarctica, arable Arctic, or vast portions of Canada and Russia will be available for exploration. The insurance marketplace will deal with coastal cities that are affected. There is no evidence climate change harms GDP as a net effect. Stop buying the alarmist koolaid.",you forgot your +All fighting games.,omg flipsid3 sponsoring shroomed confirmed +"I kinda figured that the process wasn't random- Santas don't just fall off roofs by accident and get replaced by the first guy that shows up, it's like a fate thing where only the perfect Santa replacement gets chosen",If its fate I dont see why fate would murder the old perfect santa +"possibly, but definitely abused the default copy constructor, since he clearly bypassed the correct constructor's requirements (flour, baking, fishing nets, etc.)",This is why I run TempleOS full time. +"Almost all of the people who whine about feminism on the internet don't even understand what the term third-wave feminism means, they just saw people on their alt-right subs or w/e complaining about it",Yep because everyone that disagrees with you is alt-right and they don't know what they're talking about. +Ya I couldn't fucking attack for like the first 20 games. Pace this year I don't think is a very big factor. I have Mario Gomez as my striker and wingers are below 85 pace. Passing in midfield is key. Which platform you on btw?,PC +"So basically you want them to do all those things, but for you. Right?","Right, it's not stupid when they do it for *him*!" +He wanted to coach at the real UofA,Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha +Portland to raise taxes on companies where CEO earns 100 times what workers do,Hmmmmm Time to start Paying the CEO 99 times what the workers do +"Why don't you adjust the brightness on both first so it wouldn't be as subjective as it's now? I know TN's are mostly really bad but I've seen both Dell S2716DG and S2417DG in person and would never believe they can be **that** bad in comparison, unless you got some defective unit.","IDK I moved from my 1080 IPS to my new TN Dell S2716DG and honestly, maybe it's because it matters little to me since i don't do any video/picture work, but the colors and everything have been just about the same when I compare the two." +"God damnit... God mother fucking damnit... Look, I'm not a paleontologist, I study psychology for a living. But I'm pretty sure this is pretty fucking important. The more we understand the creatures that used to live on our planet, the more we can understand the creatures that CURRENTLY live on our planet. This tail can teach us more about the environment of planet earth from 99 million years ago than any other fossilized evidence. It can also teach us more about evolution, which will help us understand how other animals will evolve in the future. But no, go ahead, use one of the most important paleontological discoveries probably ever to fuel your stupid agenda. Oh, and by the way, this was discovered by a POC... Maybe you should read the article you're mocking before you open your dumb mouth. I can't even right now, guys... I seriously can't even...",Honestly I think it's far more important to feed homeless people's alcohol and drug addictions as opposed to advancing science in a meaningful way. +"No, it was a meme before your weeaboo ass game",no it wasn't +The only bad thing about the existing TP x balls is that they aren't as hard wearing as a Prov 1. I enjoy gaming the TP balls but my shag bag is strictly ProV1 just because then balls last forever.,"This, I bought a dozen TPx and the damn things wear out in 6 holes, forget it if you catch a cart path or a tree, back to Srixon Z-Star for me." +Wrong thread?,"Nah, I should have added a" +You guys have Wine flavoured gummies?,"Nah, they're just hard fruit gummies, they do all have names of different wines on them though, not really sure what the story with that is though" +Did you know that at the battle screen if you press y or tap the upper left hand corner it will take you to the pokeball screen,"Did you know that if you press the Fight button, you can choose attacks and actually attack other Pokemon?" +"Is anyone else's game unplayably laggy? Before you ask, yes I deleted my mods It's just like playing a powerpoint presentation, currently","Payday usually runs around 60-80 FPS for me, it runs 70-80 on menu but drops to 1 when I open crimenet and stays around 13 intill I get into a lobby, lobbies go back to normal FPS then in preplanning and heist I drop down to like 13 again, its unplayable, laggy as shit, and just generally saddening with a new heist out" +People like you are why Trump won. Stop being awful.,"Yes, the one arguing against ignorance is the Trump supporter" +Police in Eastpointe tie black man to chair and beat him until he loses vision in one eye,So proud to be an East Detroit/Eastpointe escapee. +Childhood destroying cringe I had to move to go to a different highschool than the regular one my middle school branched to because of this and even then the story followed me sometimes. When i was in grade 8 i want very popular with the teachers or the students. I had two friends that beside me in this particular class and sometimes we would good off. Mrs. A (for asshole) was sorta a douch. So after the lesson we have some seat work to do and my friends and i are up to our usual antics. I thought it would be funny to fart as loud as i could. So i proceed to do the classic jump in the air fart. it wasnt loud it was there but no one payed attention other then my friends. My one friend said dude i think you shit yourself and i denied it saying it was just a fart but he insisted i go wipe. So to prove him wrong i do the old check'a'roo where you slide you finger through the cracks of your ass and proceed to show him my finger without checking myself. the finger itself is covered with shit. i panic and hide my finger but didnt want to get it on anything so i just casually fold it into my hand so thats its not actually touching my hand. I approach the teacher to ask to use the bathroom and mrs. A refuses saying i just had lunch i should have went then. I then have to reveal my little secret to her and i show her my finger and tell her i crapped myself. (by now a couple of the students know and are gossiping). SHE DOESNT BELIEVE ME. she thinks i stuck my hand in her plant because im known it play pranks. I told her to sniff it if she didnt believe me but the stuborn bitch didnt want to admit she was wrong. She makes me go back to my desk. so now im at my desk with my shit finger in the air drying and everyone is laughing at me. tears in my eyes as i ignore the chants and look down at my paper. the rest of the year the kids made fun of me (only three months). I told my parents and they felt bad and contacted the principal who did an investigation but no discipline was done to mrs. A. In highschool no one really bugged me other then a few people who knew other kids from my middleschool but even then it wasnt as bad as the mocking i had to endure for three months.,You need to check rule 3 of this sub man. +"If this is as good as rates get, I'd be totally pumped to make Badlands/Crybaby/Blue Neighborhood rate.",Pleeeeeaaaase +"Carey Price loses his cool, throws punches on Kyle Palmieri laying on the ice",Dubnyk is clearly a much better fighter. +Making Mallow,I'd get high and watch it. +"I'm happy he's getting paid. I'm tickled that players take less money to come to the Cubs, but it takes the Cardinals to overpay to get them to go there",Yeah it's not like the Cubs overpaid to get two former cardinal players last offseason +My cat. You may have seen him in a little film called Con Air,Nightmare fuel. +"Keep your friends close, and your dire wolves closer","It's like a wolf, but DIRE" +Must be everything the people can't be,Gettin artsy fartsy +I thought the Jmods got rid of gambling? smh to see people still doing it,wtf is this lol +Yay for money laundering!,"I mean, as long as they report it which I'm sure they will..." +"Steph stepped on his foot while backpedaling on d, I can't find a video of it right now.",Should warriors trade steph? +But I thought every raiders game was fixed how can this be?,This was the game to ward off suspicion before the playoffs +Texas and Georgia States: the pinnacle rags to riches programs in the game.,Strong didn't screw Texas around THAT bad... +Your favorite rig so far,"Forget the name, but the one that turns into a bear" +Ask fallen,Yes because getting lucky makes it viable. +Looks like it's time to suck Volvo's dick again.,because obviously if you don't hate them you're obviously a blind fanboy +Nvidia Ruler from a career fair,Does it also come with a $15 SLi bridge that allows you to connect 2 rulers to measure up to 60cm? +Disgusting.,"Yes, they should not be in school" +The worst part is that i dont even use them. They just stay in my inventory forever,sell them maybe... +Sick burn! Although Kim might not get the joke unless you change it to chopsticks.,He wont get the joke because he is stuffing his face daily while his people starve. +"I don't want to sound snooty, but it's just a Nobel prize. The committee has and always will decide for themselves despite public opinion. Arguing that so and so is more deserving is a bit silly. Just my opinion.",Imma let'chu-finnish... +Rocket And Groot by DreamingWanderer,"That's cool and all, but uhh, baby groot is giving me the heebie jeebies" +There are no decent political parties left. Best advice I could give is just look for people who are doing a good job and who share your ideas and ideology. It's just so shitty to know that parties have subverted our representative democracy to an unrepresentative democracy by forcing all their elected people to follow the party line even with what they say.,"tijd voor een terugkeer van ROSSEM, me dunkt." +WHERE MY BREAD BOYS AT,Dont step on snek pls +"Bitch, here is a banana, peel out and go fuck yourself",Give Morty Smith better grades bitch +Igromir 2016: Witcher & Gwent (Mostly Elena Samko as Phillipa),Shani Cosplay on Point +"Felt pretty great using this team in something meaningful again, even if it was for CM to solo","Ah, the good old days of MFF, when Journalistic Integrity ruled supreme... Fuck, I'm old" +Akashia not getting up for nobody even her celebrity guesses and then serving ass to them before revealing wanting to sabotage everybody. The professionalism of it all. Bitch I lived!,"Akaisha's exit that episode was surprisingly touching, worth a watch if you missed it.." +"No only that, but also running straight could mean to run out of range sothat a skillshot simply cannot hit you while juking could mean to run into range.","I have not really seen anyone trying to doge it by running out of range, especially since when you are already almost out of range you get more reaction time to dodge sideways which is way safer." +"shooting a teenager. Need help selecting location. I'm shooting senior photos this week, and I'm looking for some cool location ideas in Columbus. Will be using available light only (no flashes).",I thought you'd picked High St +What's a dealbreaker no matter how attractive the girl or boy is?,"Hammer toes.Its gross, like really gross." +Some could say that the Warriors is a superteam,But they only have one ring +BATTLEPACKS - 1 per Hour of Gameplay How about we all get a Battlepack for every hour of game play? With most Conquest matches taking between 25-29 mins this would mean you would get one every 3 games on average which I feel is fair. Either that or 1 per level like BF4 or 1 per level past lvl25? I counted 21 games of conquest over 3 days without a pack. My Squad comes online and get one every other game so why am i being punished for playing more!,one word: RNG +I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.,Just like Middle Easterners +Let's also remind them that alt-right members are basically Neo Nazi's.,As opposed to acid-ically nazis. +Flat out potato mode: * 4:3 with the lowest resolution possible * All settings on their lowest option * Screen dimmed a bit to avoid burning pits into my eyes I use these settings primarily due to the fact that I don't want to melt my less-than-ok rig. Even with these settings my CPU gets to the same temperature as the core of the sun.,"Barry, use the gotrade moderator salary to buy a new PC" +"Snow still exists? Huh, who woulda thunk.","Checkmate, climate change" +FUNNY VERSION | MAN PUNCHES KANGA TO SAVE DOGGO,First time I've seen this. +No more bees? Wow. That really *stings*.,[](/fluttersquint) get out +"Love the synergy he would have in a rez deck, as he'd come back more often than others AND be a pain to remove again. This guy would be kicked into overdrive if he had taunt, punishing any deck that doesn't pack spells to kill his transform targets first. I think it would be fair given he's a legendary","One problem I see there is rez decks usually run deathrattle for value, this card is anti deathrattle value." +"Would be cool if some deal were somehow made where the opium paste made in Afghanistan was made into diamorphine and other opiods by regulated companies rather than warlords. Obviously quite complicated to do but would be pretty cool to see it happen. The rest of the world needs more painkillers , diamorphine replacement may be more effective then methadone and I'm sure Afghanistan could do with the business.",But where else will we get drug money to fuel secret wars around the world? +I dunno I thought it was quite tasteful,They should have made the lips bigger. +No. She should date a *real* German. Source: Am real German.,No Arierproof didn't happen +"Would it not imply leaving the Commonwealth? Would it not greatly affect the country and it's economy? Also seeing that counties who have left are either in wars, full of poop or having to choose between an orange dictator and corporate sellout as president, perhaps staying might be nice.","No, you can still be a commonwealth nation without having the queen as your head of state." +"Hey, new photoshop idea: Boot failure blueprints. Will attempt when I get home.",Are you home yet? +Kellyanne Conway: I'm Getting Death Threats Fueled by Pro-Clinton Rhetoric,That's why you never turn your back on the sisterhood! +Save your money,"agreed, 99 cents spotify for 3 months is a way better deal" +It makes the Orca and Beluga obsolete since there's no real purpose in having multiple Luxury cabins on one ship :),... +Trevor Davis is in the Doghouse,But he's fast and speed is all that meters matters +"It's not an abundance of nudes, it's an abundance of nudes requests.",Thank you u/deadlykillah118 - I wasn't aware of that. +They have a mod on pc that adds over 100 fallout-appropriate songs. Might have one on console too.,How do you add mods to a console? +It's feminist trash because there's a female character?,"Yes are you kidding that's going to encourage women to step out of the kitchen we can't have that, a lead role is for a male" +XKCD #513 has an example of a Nice Guy.,She obviously doesn't date him because he's bald +"Well, well and what do we have here? The plot thickens. It must of been those Russian hackers. Seems odd that the libs are doing everything they can do to convince us that it was Russian hackers with no evidence.",Those Russian hackers are sneaky ones. +Tendies start flying when users insist OP return his Galaxy Bomb 7,*Return the slab* +"My grandfather, lifelong MI dem, was disgusted by the number of his friends and neighbors voted for that dishonest corrupt old hag. What is your point?",Clinton is the best and Trump burns children alive duh +What would it take for Trump to get impeached?,Try to start a war probably +"Yeah, it may run, but even at minimum settings it won't really be playable.",Hm okay +But wiki says Pakistan? 4Head,Well he did immigrate from Pakistan about 5 years ago. +"No, but the difficulty to obtain said guns are what has lead to some of these much more inefficient attacks such as using an axe or a knife.","Yeah or an inefficient attack like using a truck, right?" +"Our refusal to get a top draft pick. Granted, we did get Mosely with that pick.","Man, having the 32nd pick that season really sucked" +"Can I just say you Ravens fans are some classy SOBs? I mean that, let's keep the bromance goin all year. Hope y'all win your division. (...The Wire is the best TV show of all time.)","Fuck you, Breaking Bad is the best show ever!" +"If Manning didn't have that crazy MVP year, Culpepper would have gotten it easily.",What did Culpepper do in 2013? +Jerrys*,Jerries* +The way i throw that axe around I need mana lol,His passive literally gives you free abilities and if you're a solo lane Chaac then you also got a blue buff. +Another fun fact: Kessel had seven more points than Cizikas and Clutterbuck combined last season.,they all play very similar roles too so i can see how thats a good measure of their worth +I've experienced a fair about of racism on ark (most of it came from me aimed at so French people),"Honestly, fuck French people" +"I'm not about to guess you're BF, as it's really not important. You need to bulk now. Slowly. Then you can cut again in a couple of months after you have built some muscle and fat...then repeat.","When you say bulk slowly do you mean like a lean bulk around +250cal, or do you just mean not a dirty bulk" +"No, they won't be wasting their times here.",aren't all of them the same. +Not like there is anything new from now until then anyway for games.,"Exactly, I've played Mario Kart 64 once, why would I ever want to play it again?" +"It's just me, or weapon prestige are stupid? Really, what's the point? I only prestiged the M1 but i don't have the necessity to prestige other weapons. What's the point?",It's just you... I bought the game strictly due to the ability to prestige weapons +A scale comparison of Saturn's north pole hurricane with its hexagon.,Would I survive If I had a wing suit and tried gliding in those winds? +Probably the same people who polled Wisconsin and said Hillary was gonna straight dominate. The quote is especially surprising with the other article here saying half of millennials are making less than their parents did at their age- couple that with the high cost of education- and I don't see how they'd be feeling more secure than older Americans.,It must be all the safe spaces available on college campuses. +Haters are tired of this circlejerk.,Haha yea because the circle jerk online it PRO Apple +"What a lame duck loser. I have a proposal, too. By 2030, everyone will have a light saber!",Yea and what a loser JFK was for saying we would get to the moon by the end of decade. +"I voted for neither. Hillary has too much baggage. Cheating during the debates, getting questions ahead of time. Her collusion with the DNC to stifle Sanders.","Wow, there is clearly no difference between Trump and Clinton" +Today's forecast; bombs while you are sleeping plus get stunned after sleeping,My ToA hard strategy :) +Half the world's species failing to cope with global warming as Earth races towards its sixth mass extinction,Climate change is all a hoax so scientists can make money! +I'm playing the VC version as well and the game sometimes crashes on me. Does this happen with the original hard copy too or is it just the VC version?,I haven't really had it crash on me or have I heard of the original version crashing. +Milotic is too majestic for a name like that.,"Just proves Feebass is a turd, it's got a worm in it" +This looks rediculess but I'm curious how well it works. Anyone have any experience with this Turbo Putter?,"Yep its all I game, that and my Groove" +Mother applied for PR status when the friend was a child. So now she is grown up and still has it.,"You mean, the mother applied *for* her child?" +How Canada is marking 15th anniversary of 9/11,Bringing in more sketchy people to the country? +Hopefully NBC watched the intermissions and understand what they need to do.,Not show Milbury? +GOP to introduce medical marijuana bill for Tennessee,EVIL CAPITALIST REPUBLICANS ALWAYS FUCKING UP OUR PROGRESS! +That's pretty quick,I'd like the radar gun for that one. +Crooked Trump. Where's the outrage from his supporters? I thought they hated corruption? No?,"This isn't corruption, this is shrewd business." +Oregon planes landing in high winds,Yay crosswinds! +I'd watch this vid a million times for my account back.,stay mad toxic boi +does that matter or something?,Obviously it knocks her down a few pegs +"Does anime have negative consequences? I'm pretty new to The Anime World since I'm not Japanese, I've only watched 3 anime so far (Naruto, Death Note, One Piece) I didn't finish all of them besides Death Note, after finishing it I felt weird. I thought it might have consequences for the future... But is that true? And if so.. Is it bad? Otaku people I need your help! Thanks!",Yeah the same way playing GTA will make you kill random people in the streets. +"If it's the kek I'm thinking of it means lol. It comes from World of Warcraft, if you were playing on the Alliance and a Horde player typed lol at you it showed up as kek. I have no idea if this is actually where it's from in this context and I also have no idea why it would now be associated with the alt-right.",People say it on 4Chan instead of lol +Congrats man thats amazing news,Thanks guys! +Eat More Chicken,NSFW As a precaution I guess. +He doesn't even have the fastest hands in this fight lol.,And how are those two things mutually exclusive? +"Does this happen with other stuff? Like small packages from Amazon? If your mail carrier saw some shady shit going on across the street or your usual mailman is sick and it is a temp delivering, they might not leave packages, etc. A signature being required is kind of sketch...I would reach out to your source and see if they have any other clients having the same issue.","It's a po box so def not any of those reasons, though they could be valid in other circumstances." +"Women told they're transphobic for trying to kick a boy out of the bathroom, because they're non-binary.",Was it non-binary lesbian Justin? +"And who's to say they didn't but it was bad evidence. Or maybe they didn't look for possible bad evidence. If they found tracks that ran through the quarry they wouldn't want to disclose that to the defense. They also wouldn't want to disclose they found footprints that were not Steven's size, type, etc. And they definitely wouldn't want to find tire tracks over the top of the Rav 4's from a vehicle that Steven didn't have access to.",Not enough time to take Steves boots to that spot and make some evidence. +Yeaaa such a tyrant with that high hdi and amazing healthcare amirite,The best healthcare in the world cant protect you from your leader's death squads. +If you are in the US the department of labor might be interested. Being reprimanded for health concerns can be a pretty big deal.,Better hope it gets resolved before January 20th... +"Ok, Kosovo unilateral independence is good, Crimea coming back to Russia it's bad Thanks US police",When your referendum doesn't allow remain part of Ukraine it's a bit fishy. +"Here, you dropped these: \\ \\","Oh no, I don't believe i did." +Psst.. it's rogues...,"Nah, the browncoats are just very flush." +lol yeah notice that not a single person who has actually been to the place is propagating this horseshit,That's because they are all in on it! +That's because they haven't run into a scrapper who is out of meth yet.,"Oh ya, gotta get in on those high stainless and aluminum prices." +"Sure, but downstream wiring could be 14ga...",But what about those QSOs? +"But that isn't Transphobia when they do it, right?",Don't you know that Blaire White is the transphobic one. +"Alternate FNAF:SL Teasers for Ennard, Bidybab, Ballora - Did these within the span of 3-4 hours",Had to check Scottgames +What is the best video game you have played when you were young?,I loved Bionic Commando. +"I got a preowned copy of Platinum, previously owned by an HM-obsessed kid. They taught Rock Smash to their Heatran...","Hey man, Ground type coverage is important" +Daniel Bryan teaches Nikki the Rainmaker forearm,Brie just can't stop botching. +"Columbus Blue Jackets vs Detroit Red Wings - December 9, 2016. The buckeye_baker appreciation edition! The cookies were delicious!! Probably no updates today. I'll do my best.",#SEDLAK! +"It's a balance. Don't worry, pretty sure I have more downvotes incoming. :)",Godspeed +"Yep, that's exactly it. Sorry, I should mention I'm not an adult yet.","But it's only december, you guys aren't scheduled for arrival until june..." +"What are the best looking White cards ever printed? Can be any set/rarity. I'm just wondering what are the best looking, Iconic white cards ever printed in magic. The card doesn't have to be good/powerful. Commons and Uncommons would be ideal",Foil Reveillark 10th Ed Foil Story Circle +"Redditors Guide To Art: Art: Drawings of Pokemon, video games, comic books Not Art: Anything avant garde, abstract or challenging",You missed out rage comics. +It's BBQ. Pretty hard to fuck up cooking with fire :P,You're missing the +Next up Magnet for the Sega Genesis.,Anyone have a source for the pic used for the song? +"I just realized that the Leafs opened up quite a bit of cap space by trading Holland for a pick. In fact, they have pretty close to $2.5M now. This is very good news, regardless of your feelings on Holland's value.","*the Leafs sign Ramo to a 1 year, $2.5 million contract*" +Bidet toilet attachment.,"Just use a Dasani bottle, works just as well" +Was I the only one?,"Yes, obviously you're the only one" +Yea if you have the timeout then why not,"What do you mean, you are never really out of Timeouts." +Trump is just getting in the people who know the system. They're the only ones who know how to beat jt,I hope you just forgot to add the +Looking (f)or a replacement...,R/lipsthatgrip material +"So I got matched with baskin and Pbm last night. I am silver 2, No one on the other team was above gold. How does this still happen.",Dude it's ok the other team had a 3man party. +I always thought a taser was only supposed to be used in circumstances just falling short of requiring a gun. I'm sure they're not to be used against non-compliant but non-violent people. This was always the danger when rolling out tasers and now there's no way back from it.,....but they were being annoying +Why? What's wrong with skins?,"If they were using skins, there would be no problem with distinguishing the teams, which is obviously unwelcome" +"Who is the best two-way forward in the NHL? My roommates and I are having a discussion regarding two-way forwards in the NHL, and we are at a crossroads for our picks. Help us out! :D",Alexander Steen. +CIA says Russia intervened to help Trump win White House: Washington Post,Yeah it was totally not the mess that is called the DNC and all the stupid scandals that surround the clintons. +Brazilian team g3x throw a round in the absolute worst way possible.,Matchfixing +"Lol jews is not a race or ethical group wtf are you on about. Judaism is a religion, nothing more nothing less.",It's a conspiracy started by the Jews +"It does seem odd, especially since this isn't the first time it happened, but I believe that also makes conspiracy theories less likely, unless you choose to believe the police has a standard procedure of planting IDs everywhere.",I thought they always walked around with a few fakes for you know those pop-up situations +Team Solid or Team Liquid? Do you share Solid Snake's goals or do you share Liquid's?,Please tell me this is a shitpost +Building Dives...,For the n00b... what is this about? +"Yup. Now Somalia is next on the list. Thanks, Obama.",Thanks ~~Obama~~ Trump. +"What kind of compass are you reading, boy?","The kind that gets bigger and smaller, sir :P" +It's not ping. If I get a 150ms stable ping to SEA it's playable. Packet loss is the problem. That's what causes the rollbacks.,"Well, packet loss causes higher ping on average I suppose." +Dogs with Thyroid Issues,Shouldn't someone be doing something about this epidemic of cross-species thyroid malfunction? +"Sorry to be the contrarian, but based on extended experience of my own and others No it won't. and no it won't.","Being the contrarian is fine, but what worked for me doesn't mean that I'm wrong." +Economics of scale... Less risk of currency fluctuations...PR... To name a few.,Good point on currency fluctuations. +"Scientific laws are descriptive rather than prescriptive. Meaning, they aren't 'broken' but just replaced with new models",Great explanation +"(USA,NM) Broken eotechs I am looking to buy broken eotech. They can be pretty broken except the elevation and windage adjustments have to be intact.",Broken battery cover okay? +"Dude, I made this...",Report this post ezpz +Yeah that pretty much sums it up.,"If you start finding post it notes with strange writing, check your carbon monoxide levels bro" +This is some serious weapons grade women hating here.,"It's normal to hate womens, they are bitches and cunts because they can't see how nice we are." +In what way would I be a troll.... Your probably a troll irl,You really need to work on your reading comprehension... Good one +Was it a boy or a girl?,"Gosh, it's only been alive for a few minutes and already you have to subject it to binary gender norms?" +"Yep, pretty easily. 600 homers with no PED connections.","I think he used PEDs There, he now has a PED connection" +HERE'S THE 4D CHESS MOVE FOR THE DEBATES! I took this screenshot a while ago so I could look back and have a laugh.,Mission accomplished? +Raees Trailer HD | Shahrukh Khan In & As | Releasing 25 Jan 2017,who cares .... +This horse should be in a Pantene commercial.,I'd like to see it faking an orgasm in an Herbal Essences commercial. +"I think she is the weakest killer in the game because of her move speed and height. I have played 10 games as her then stopped because she sucks ass, and Have played against her a lot as survivor. Running from her is so easy because of her slow move speed. its a joke, just sit around and do pallet loops. Yea shes good at camping if you catch someone, and thats really the only good quality she has. I'm one of the best killers in the game and there is no reason to play her. She is just a shitty version of the trapper. Both are good at camping but the trapper has a normal move speed and his traps are significantly better. She is also small which is a big disadvantage. You can't even see over the white fences on lampkin lane. cant see over tank treads as well as several other objects. Being 7 ft tall like the trapper/hillbilly/wraith is important for spotting and chasing. She needs some decent buffs for me to consider playing her","Yeah, well, I'm one of the best survivors and u r wrong so there, haha!" +It was a pregnant nun. They dressed up as a pregnant nun and conducted with a crucifix.,"I must be in the minority here, because that sounds fucking hillarious." +Hopefully he will not use a private email server at State.,I hope Chaffetz and Gowdy are ready +"I tend to agree with the hamster but I think with things like SOA and some of the clubs/chapters, there is still a hint of animosity towards bikers. At least up here in Americas high five.",I think that bikers aren't perceived as thugs but more as crazy people due to the risks of motorcycling. +Ori is titties. Must play,"Shhh, you give a tip to all those girls on our Xbox dashboard!" +Do you also want a lightning connector in the AirPods?,Yeah one in each side with a patented Y shape wire to converge and plug them in to the phone. +Serious question: why is Pepe typically so sad?,Life's tough being a hate symbol +"Is the game poorly optimized? I used to play it more than a year ago and i was able to run the game perfectly at medium settings, now i came back after not playing for a long time and my fps is barely 20 at the lowest settings. What's going on here?","Yeah, it's far too CPU reliant" +"Other than the floating breaker (wtf, how is that possible?), it's not so bad. Throw some piggybacks in there.",You would be proud of this? +CNN is losing it so fucking hard. probably another #spiritcooker #handkerchief,CNN is nothing but fake news. +The sweaty dudes.,"I think everyone works with one of these guys, I definitely do, oldschool goth who thinks he's hot shit but is extremely sloppy, and forgets to wear deoderant even though HR's talked to him four times about it already this quarter" +i'm surprised they didn't name it Windows 365 tbh,"They wanted to, but the FTC's truth in advertising laws prevented them from doing so." +"It's snowing right now in my neck of the woods in Canada. My nephew and his friend are in grade four. When they are outside playing in the snow, one of the things they like to do is build a Trump wall.","Trump Wall, eh?" +"Which Anime changed your life? For me it was Clannad After Story. It went beyond simple entertainment for me. It hit me straight in the soul, to my deepest depths and somehow left a little light there. I would hug every single person involved in making that wonderfulI piece of art if I could. Other than that I think Spice and Wolf left me awestruck if not for the masterful voice actors but for its subtle but poignant tone.",I went through really hard times after SAO gave me cancer. +"Kind of makes you wonder what the Almighty was doing *before* he decided to invent medical professional. Look, I know you're suffering in incredible agony right now, but don't worry - in three thousand years I'll magic up someone who can fix this.",well apparently earth is 2000 years old so no +Trump never would have won if you trannies hadn't been so uppity. Remember this going forward. You'll never get basic human rights until you stop demanding basic human rights.,How else am I supposed to get my oppression points? +roxygen vs johnvris,How about #johneveralone I ship it because it's relatable! +Play poker like a pro,Get the basics down and then practice pretty much. +"DETAILS KIND SIR, DETAILS PLEASE!","I'm not too far in, but they make it seem like Baze told Chirrut about the necklace, and Chirrut was using his ability to sense the kyber necklace as a way con Jyn into paying money for a fortune reading." +Put the correction THEN the FTFY,? +Honestly not really your fault. Kids call it how they see and aren't capable of understanding the implications. Being called stinky got me to start showering regularly and using deodorant. If the kid stunk he stunk :/,Bullying is just to make people fit into and become a productive member of society +Latin American broadcast talents removed from All-Star cast after incident of casual racism,You guys sound like great fun. +"I eat there regularly and really enjoy the food. It's a shame that they will no longer be with us. But the chef is very good and very resilient and I'm sure he'll land on his feet somewhere soon. Speculation as to the why: I think that their alcohol arrangement killed things financially for them and limited their appeal. They were bound to sell only Avondale beer and spirits, nothing more. Avondale spirits are a lovely idea, but are just not good. And up until their revamp a few month ago, Avondale beers were not good and carried a reputation for poor quality control. The beers have gotten better now, but with each of their neighbors also being bound to the same beer selection, there's no room for them to have any differentiating appeal. I drink a lot and I've eaten at Wooden Goat a lot. I've ordered a drink there exactly once. From a customer's perspective, most people want to go out and order wine, mixed drinks, or a beer that actually pairs well with the food they are eating. I think that the lack of that probably hampered their appeal once the initial newness wore off. RIP Wooden Goat. You will definitely be missed.","Or, you know, the food wasn't worth the price..." +My son watching the national anthems before hockey night in Canada,Goalies are weird +simplistic and revolutionary,"It's not true minimalism, DOWNVOTED" +30 for 30: Catholics v. Convicts (09:00 ET) TV: [ESPN](#l/espn) Chronicling the legendary 1988 Miami vs. Notre Dame game.,This game happened 28 years ago why do we have a game thread for it. +Possible threat Homeland Security to take over election system...,"Hey, it worked quite well for the USSR!" +Why It Hasn't Snowed in Los Angeles Since 1962,Man made climate change is a myth. +i say send a pm to a GM,How do I do that? +Roldan you freaking diver!!,Yeah what a dive especially when Bradley rammed into him +"I second that, all my friends are about 6'1 and they are all looking for girls around 5'5. On the other hand, much taller guys like me tend to be more attracted to the tallest girls there is. Once you are taller than 6'6 there is no more concern about the height cause there is like 0.5% of the world population that are taller than you.",Thank you for backing me up. +"It's legit, the inner insulation is still there and they're are waterproof",This needs a +I am pretty sure cruise missiles and good ol' AA missiles have taken over that role.,I was thinking more of in space travel... +"Any thoughts on best current cards to 5* for the long term? We know that many of our current cards will end up replaced before too long, especially as some of the later triple-buff support cards are released. But which cards do people feel are still viable as 5* down the road? We all know V&F will remain top tier for a long time, though we can't upgrade that one quite yet ourselves. But what others do people think would be a wise and useful investment? Certainly it varies by which job you use, and whether it's Single or Multiplayer focused, but I'm just asking for opinions.","Close your eyes, point to a random card, then 5* that" +Non-OPEC oil states agree to cuts in crude production in a 'historic' deal,No chance the new admin will increase output +Yemen suicide bomb kills dozens in payday queue - BBC News,Political religion FTW again +"Wow, a loop pedal. Cause nobody can come up with wierd shit with those while they're high... such genious.",*genius. +We have neglected and unwanted children now. Are you in favor of euthanizing them?,Let's legalize post birth abortion +Raid quest are not really fun are they?,"Wait, you're saying being unable to connect to a match, limited time requirements, and raid enemies that are mostly the same aren't fun?" +"Let's cut the shit and get our fucking acts together boys. Christmas is right around the corner. That means new users and people looking for friends and advice on the game. If a new person shows up here and sees this shit show of bitching, moaning, and calling each other out, they won't want to stay. I assume we're all adults (or at least mature enough to act like adults,) so lets not act like 10 year olds fighting over who gets to be the boss. What do you say? Shall we ease up on the shit posts and public shaming?",Can I be the boss? +Fuk,thats what happens when you threaten a lawsuit +Adrian gets matched with silver 2,"Hes duoing with him actually, the system that handles the duo rank range was broken so he could duo with anyone from bronze to gold, challenger + silver 2 = averages out to d4 mmr." +"For the Dolphins, Koa Misi and Jelani Jenkins. I hope Miami drafts two linebackers in 2017. Outside of Miami, I have to go with Jay Cutler. I don't think he'll be in the league in 3 years.","Poor Jay, dude has one of the best arms in the league and when he does have a team around him, he succeeds but gets hurt in the NFC title game (sobs) and when he doesn't have a team around him, the entirety of Stephen A. Smith starts salivating with every error he makes, waiting to blame him for every problem in Chicago - turnovers, poor defense, coaching, the murder rate, etc." +"Yeah, I just feel there is more going on here. 1. It's disingenuous to do something so kind and record it for people to see without this guy's consent. 2. There could be a million precipitating factors that cause this guy to come into a Best Buy every day to play one game beyond just wanting a console. 3. Why didn't they also chip in to get him a couple games?",yeah the whole thing was just a terrible idea from the ground up +I like my Bibles tricked out with bling n' shit.,"Yo bro, this one was some sweet cloth binding and gold embossing, ya feel?" +What size lift/tires? Great looking rig!,Procomp 16x8 7069 wheels 285/75/16 33 BFG KO2s +BREAKING: Bomb explodes in Egypt by Cairo's St Mark's Coptic Cathedral; reported deaths range from 5 to 20.,What were their motives? +delhi prostitution market,"Haram hai yeh sab Islam mai, Faisal." +I see so many complaints about the charge up. But it is so easy to get used to. Although if you play for 12 hours with gauss you might get tired in your gauss-finger,man it takes like a whole fraction of a second before you line up a shot to charge it I don't think we should have to work that hard for our PPFLD its just not fair +dsnt mttr stll looks dum,ur rt ac2l +Constant fear of being murdered when walking into the bathroom. Some 'artwork' at the college I work at.,"Good artists are like good comedians, you know you've found a master when they're explaining what their work means." +"I've been imagining a live action music video that gives it an entirely different meaning. You know, being discovered as gay in a homophobic family. Just a bit different.",That's actually really interesting.. +"Oh shit, it actually *was* the one I made a joke about...",Good job Liam. +Warrior to build out of taimat? Since you want to take taimat on most ad junglers anyway.,"Nah, that would make Graves too op" +Evga Gtx 950 Old,Maybe around 70 +"A map of the internet in 1973. Yes, all of it.",I understand this +sure... that happened.,r/nothingeverhappens Because no one *ever* has had to work with Bill Nye for anything ever. +Mozart.,"Nice effort mate, but like, try adding it to a sentence in which mozart sounds like another word." +I think the link is broken,"Fixed it, sorry 'bout that." +India should seriously consider enhancing recycling technology like Sweden.,In ancient India because of Vedic science and technology no garbage was produced. +"You'll start something, but it's more likely to be a fire than the car.","The zip tie, hose clamp combo really set it off." +"On a serious note though, it's interesting how he keeps repeating that his family is from Taiwan, despite people mentioning he's half-white/has a white dad. He obviously refuses to acknowledge his own dad's existance...","If you watch enough of his videos, it become pretty apparent that he hate whites." +"i live in quebec, have an upvote","I live in Sweden, have a downvote" +"There is no longer any doubt, the Russians stole this election in a coup. Now we need to do the right thing for democracy and impeach him. I cant wait until Hillary is president.",You forgot the sarcasm +Landslide election this year guys. People are so excited to vote Hillary.,you forgot the +"Who deserves the jacket...1, 2, or 3?",3 for me...why is everyone else in this thread so racist? +"I know but when you face people who don't know what they're doing, it's an incredibly strong option.","When facing people that don't know what they're doing nearly any tank will work great, no need to buy a KV5 to farm donkeys." +NOW WE RIOT,We lol now +LF3 WotM Hard mode. Fresh run . Chill players only Message KnifeEdge21,debugman18 +The KKK has allowed black people into it before. I saw a documentary about a black guy who made it pretty far in the ranks.,was he blind and giving speeches with a cloak on +"Right but my question is, given the design goals of the stellerator why is that not more information sparse in its geometry? To get to a tokamak again you'd have to have different design contraints, if I've understood?","I don't get the question I think, the base geometry is basically a torus split into 5 segments and those segments are for the most part identical." +By the looks of it you are gonna need 2 bottles and a shrink ray,Or 2 bottles and a lot of convincing +why is it so hard for people to play a god without being given rewards for it? like i have 45 gods at least or past rank 5 and didnt need or want a reward for it. everytime i see this stuff its just why is it needed all of a sudden?,Not everyone has the money to pay for gems etc so its nice every now and then to be rewarded for playing etc :) +The Human?,"No, from Hunger Games." +Deal with Starbucks There are starbucks(es?) all around the globe. Why is this partnership only happening in US?,Because US is the only place in the world that matters right? +He has a sack,And that's about it. +Douglas got a couple punches in too,"Yeah but it's Talib, so it's all his fault regardless of the situation." +"You'd be surprised how little any of it matters against this deck. So much of their damage comes from weapons and charge - 0 interactivity. Just about the only 'answer' is deathlord, and it pairs poorly against weapons and kor'kron elites. My go-to answer for aggro of giant mage with molten/arcane giants isn't even good enough - and that deck's curve is so ridiculously cheap that the giants are the only cards that costs more than 4. Just about the only thing that even resembles a control or combo deck that has any kind of decent win rate against this monstrosity is a reno build that can somehow make it to turn fucking 6 and play the jackson immediately.","Clearly, Molten Giants needed to be nerfed" +But the Daily Mail comments told me he was faking illness to get all the money for the concerts back? Weird. They're usually very correctly informed and very levelheaded.,Please be +No shit.,The US is very against meddling in the politics of other countries... +"Because of Nexon, my V package is practically useless or lost. I created a hayato when servers came up on reboot to be my new main. I burned that character and leveled my way to 15x. Knowing this was going to be my main, I accepted all my V rewards on it, and got all the items on that character. After 150, when burning was over, I went to do all the boss prequests to find out that my magnus prequest just glitched, I couldn't go further than To Pantheon. I tried the live chat and they only opened a ticket for me, and this ticket as all of them, they gave me the usual answer of we are aware and we are looking into this issue. We have no eta. So I have two choices, main a character that is impossible to magnus ever, until nexon suddenly decides to fix that issue (lmao), or delete that character and burn another one only to lose all my V items. Cool",Cool +Their uniforms were only manufactured by Hugo Boss (they used slave labour) they were not designed. This is a common misconception.,that makes all the difference +It would have to do better in theaters than the first one.,"I bet it follows the first girl, but it would be really cool to see Tom Cruise on there in a cameo as a government mouth piece, like he was before hand." +"What hard evidence? Everything I've seen on pizza gate has been conjuncture based on emails that at best reference 2 North Korea children who were reunited with their families, and the rest is just regular correspondence and the setting up of meetings.","Yeah regular correspondence about pizza related handkerchiefs and sacrificing chickens to Moloch, just regular government business." +I think we have the same problem as the Lions did with Megatron.,"Exactly, except Megatron was still productive" +Averaging 10 wins a season is incredible. I get so sick of fans who want to get rid of him for some reason. Who would you replace him with?!?,But but he wins with Cowher's team! +Semi truck carrying huge steel beam tips over,"Well, at least this a great example of why steel is so great for building big things, it's super flexible." +Pressured by whom?,Those darn Russians of course. +"MRW I'm on a tinder date last night and he tells me there is no real competition between men and women because women don't have it in them to be competitive, it's not in their genetic makeup. And proceeds to explain..",Sounds like a ladies man +Influencial Mindbender,with warlock its 4 mana draw a card XD +Do you have any idea what happens to kids that aren't adopted? Do you know what happens when they get aged out?,Unless they're killed they still have it better than aborted babies. +It's done all the time with jazz. Sometimes the bass player and piano player only get the chords. Drummer might not get anything at all,Boom boom tap Boom boom tap tap Repeat +Freedom.,the freedom to not be able to play the game you want. +Are you sure he's not just fucking with us? Because he sounds more like a parody of a politician than an actual politician.,"No, and you treating the alt right like that is the reason Trump won" +Keep Gailey and find someone who can throw the ball.,And invest heavily in the o-line. +"Thank God for Trump. Hopefully, the illegals are deported; bleeding heart liberals, like yourself, who have no regard for our laws have no power, thankfully.",Certainly there's nothing wrong with the party of family values breaking up families they don't like +"Man, I'd never even heard of of this Zoie person until she was mentioned on the GT video yesterday for saying she'd post nudes at a million subs, but she just sounds like a lovely person to be around.",you forgot the +"Oh, well, if they train him once or twice that completely makes up for lacking a lifetime's worth of naval knowledge and experience. Especially at a time when most naval officers began their careers as teenage midshimen.",There is a battle hardened naval comander that is literally telling him what and when to do things. +Game Thread: Tampa Crablegs (0-0) @ Atlanta Falcons (0-0),We better go fucking no-huddle the rest of the game +When you save the galaxy just right.,Just the right amount of... DestroyingAllRelaysSoThatNoneOfYourDecisionsMatterAndFuckYourRelationshipsYouMadeWithOtherCharacters. +"ACT is *miles* better than SAT. However, I do prefer APs over IBs",IB makes AP look like a joke. +But Monsanto is a still skeezy scummy company.,My home state is apparently suing them for pollution. +Jordan had it. Ali had it. Floyd? Can't think of any others in the same category.,Kobe +In his last 2 games Brees has 0TDs and 6 INTs,"Fucking thanks for helping us in the playoff race, Saints!" +I miss playing with y'all.,"We miss you too, Frank." +"I'm not sure others couldn't do it, as a lot of devs have rightfully said they won't bother. Having released the device so soon after, unless the devs are wealthy, they won't buy it to merely support the 3T.",But you must worship Sultan. +My ex-boyfriend always told me I wasn't allowed to go on this because it would make me cry. We broke up three weeks ago. Prove him right.,I can't tell if you're looking at the camera or the refrigerator behind it. +Wait hold on so if someone had Bo Jackson on their team last year and then that would put him on their legacy teams which would mean he is in the game but I thought they needed a contract to have Bo this year and they don't???,"Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure that contract's still good - there just hasn't been a card for him yet this year." +"According to the Hillbilly's flick, yes they are.",Exactly my thoughts! +It's because every subreddit doesn't do this.,Most political ones do though. +Blurryface Live Vinyl Pitch Issue,o dear +A month apart in Chicago,That could also just be a day with how fucked up our weather is. +which regions did ICE reprensent?,"EU LCS, LMS and LPL" +"I think 'having ocd' has turned into a term for wanting something in a specific way very badly. I think you're taking it a little too seriously, although i do understand you're feeling somewhat insulted if you actually do suffer from ocd.","That's basically saying Oh lol I forgot a bunch of things lately, that's *so* Alzheimer's!" +lol in what youniverse,In this universe. +Oh god that's worse,Like some kind of sick alien probe. +"Remember when Russia forced Hillary to set up a private server in her home, rig the democratic election and then use BleachBitTM to violate a court order and then made her lie about it? Russia's hacking abilities are so incredible!","Hey, if Russia didn't do any of those things that means it must have not done anything else either!" +The I'll still apply to Harvard even if I have no chance starter pack,"Yeah, fuck those kids whose parents can't afford to buy them a fancy new car." +"Is there any way in hell Brady gets considered for MVP this season? Sample size is small, I know, but his stats are nuts so far this season. What would he have to do (or not do) to be in consideration for MVP?",Yes he's already the favorite if you go by oddsmakers. +"The use of like bothers me, but the point is a valid one regardless :). Bills aren't temporary, even if jobs are. Neither is hunger.",Don't worry eventually the hungry pains pass +"It depends who you stole the money from. Madoff stole money from other millionaires and billionaires so of course he goes to jail. But if you make billions skimming from the poor, then carry on.","Can you name a person who was proven to have stolen billions of dollars from poor people, and then never got sent to jail?" +"Because it's been discussed dozens if not hundreds of times basically EVERY DAY and everything that can be said has already been said. What do you want the sub to say? What is there to discuss? If true: it's bad If bad: blizzard will try to correct I mean really, there's nothing to discuss. It's like people making posts about toxic players. it's all been said before.","If we shut up and stop talking about it, Blizzard will definitely know it's a problem that we want solved." +"I can think what I like. Sorry your worldview can't tolerate differing opinions. Don't worry, I've heard that's a very endearing characteristic.","No, tolerating differing opinions I'm 100% fine with, Tolerating not only democratically omissive, but actualy *anti*-democratic rhetoric is where I draw the line." +So is my monitor any good?,One of the best TN 1440p 144hz monitors out there that comes close to IPS in terms of image quality. +"Why is our offense so bad on the road? 3 against the Rams, 5 against the Bucs now 10 against the Packers","according to Carroll and RW and Bevell, everything is fine, things will work out, it's not like we're gonna have to play a playoff game on the road or anything, i mean, it's not like the offense is gonna go into the playoffs in a funk, that never happens, offense was fine against the Vikings and Panthers last year" +Possibly the worst state to drive through. The best part about driving through Kansas is when you can finally see the mountains *IN ANOTHER STATE!*,"My friend said driving through Nebraska was terrible too, 8 hours of corn" +I would much prefer the golden borders as well.,"you used to be able to click the skill icon itself to level up the ability too, now you have to press an even smaller part of the UI to level it up." +"WikiLeaks Superstar Julian Assange denies Russians responsible for DNC Leaks. Our leak source was a DNC insider, but we never disclose our sources",Keyword...was +going to go on record..,you forgot +Nice english hi-rez,Relax we're still in beta +"Lost its magic? I feel like the show has lost its magic/jumped the shark. It just doesn't seem interesting anymore. I'm mainly just watching to have it finish. I think ever since Ryan Gosinyeaux or however it's spelled was on, I'm just not invested in Jess anymore. Winston doesn't get any episodes dedicated to himself now that he's in a relationship, and he hasn't really had any ever. Schmidt isn't as interesting as he used to be, and Nick has become boring. What do y'all think?",I just watch it now for Winston and Scmidt. +Gay people of Reddit... would you date a person with an eye patch?,"idk bout yall but the eyepatch can be sexy, js" +Why are men attracted to crazy? Hottest girl I ever knew not to mess with was nuts.,"Because they will let you see them naked, and maybe even touch them while they're naked." +Sainz will not be in STR in 2018 I guarantee it.,"I think Sainz to Renault 2018, dropping Palmer." +I always called them Phonetics.,I've been hooked on those for years... +"So even if the country burns down to the ground, you'd be fine? Just to spite some liberals?","Yes, but don't generalize Trump supporters as crazy!" +'The Making of Donald Trump' author: Trump is literally making a profit off his campaign,Of course. +"2016 the year of gender confusion, he said",*ze said. +I don't know how this happened.,I think you solved a cube in 17.44s twelve times in a row +Or you could post: Hillary For Prison 2016.,"I should have, but after a bit i realized I was talking to a troll." +"They claim that denial and obfuscation of the existence of hacking tools is an effective means to prevent their use. Technically somewhat correct, as it does make the initial discovery harder for those who have not used such types of tools prior, but overall a poor argument imo. Their specific denial regarding hacks is the direct modification of damage values and other hard hacks, they do have a section on their FAQ on soft (lol) hacking - aimbots and the like.",the only reason for the tools aren't rampant is that they are sold for money under a subscription model :P +Cats. I often cat sit for my dads friends which is a ridiculous concept in and of itself. But then you have to buy it this expensive sand to go potty in and it doesn't even bother feasting on wild sparrows or possums or anything so you have to buy it this organic ostrich meat all the time. No thank you!,Hilarious! +How did the Beatles agree upon the order of which they walked across Abbey Road?,"Well, I mean, the Paul is Dead thing has the solution..." +is this considered sexual harassment?,Someone must protect the child from that lusty female! +Who is this monument dedicated to?,Hint - It's dedicated to a film actor turned politician +I'm not so much interested in the clip itself as I am in whether or not someone is actually depraved enough to know such a link by heart.,You wouldn't find such a person under a toast link ;) +There is a cafe with robots who give head and these people are trying to make it a social issue.,"I've always found it sort of entertaining as well that owning a vibrator is seen almost as something to be proud of amongst women, while a guy who owns a Fleshlight is seen as being pathetic." +"Read life of pi for lit class in high school, didn't realize the animals were people until someone mentioned it in class.",Found the vegan +"Trump's 11th Accuser Says Trump Offered Her $10,000 to be with Him",That would appear to be the crime of solicitation? +Tony Allen,Yeah but not as bad as people think. +I can throw a 100lb weight off of a building. I can't throw it back on top from the ground. Some things only work in one direction.,"You know, you could have just not dated her... throwing her off a building seems a little extreme." +Man with proteus syndrome.,I never play on big head mode. +Tix are good for 90 minutes in either direction.,Way to read op's post. +World Wildlife Fund warns planet could be out of fish by 2048,"False news like this is a huge problem, since a lot of people are actually stupid enough to believe it." +"Agreed. If anyone needed nerfed, it was Greystone.",tower diving working as intended +There's a lag switch built into the game,Someone besides the OP can confirm this? +Forgive me and my sins... Wash away the blood I've spilt....,Username checks out +"People should be allowed to wear what they want in public. I think a good argument could be made for keeping your bottom bits covered in most public places for reasons of hygiene and traditional decorum. Just as public toplessness should be supported for both sexes if they wish, equally if an individual wants to go about in a full burqa, why should it matter? I do think someone in burqa could be required to briefly expose their face for purposes of identification in situations that require it, like when making a bank transaction or during a traffic stop. There's a very legitimate compelling interest in both private and public parties requiring positive identification citizens, and comparing a face to a photo ID is the best technology we have so far. Beyond that, who cares? If you're in a Northern state in a winter storm, you cover your whole face from the elements. You cover your whole head with a full-faced motorcycle helmet if you're smart when you ride. We don't take offense at any of those face coverings. The only reason to ban the burqa is the worst -- we don't like seeing that kind of dress in our society so we're going to ban it. There's an important principle here -- many government entities over the years have tried to ban the wearing of saggy jeans that expose your boxers, for no other reason than simply disliking the people who wear them. When I was younger, the length of a young man's hair was a huge battleground. The point is, if we cede to the government authority to ban someone's clothing that we don't like, then what argument would you use if a government in turned banned two-piece bikinis, or long hair on men, or blouses that show cleavage, or the habit and wimple of a nun, or whatever else happened to offend the sensibilities of some people? It's a terrible idea to permit a ban on certain types of clothing or hairstyles or other matters of personal dress. If a government can get 'them', then they're someday going to get *you* on something you like to wear.","Oh come on, at least ban beanies" +"Yeah but those pizzagaters are really squared away, amiright?",They do such good research and fact checking +a little? we just wrecked the best offense in the league.,"yeah but you gotta remember, they're just rookies" +"WHY IS THERE ABSOLUTELY ZERO DISCUSSION ABOUT TRS WHEN THE UPDATED TRANSLATION CAME OUT A WHILE BACK? I WAS GONE FOR 5 MONTHS AND THE PATCH CAME OUT, PEOPLE SAID oh nice AND THEN WENT BACK TO BEING DEAD AS FAR AS I CAN TELL FROM THE SEARCHES. THERE'S LIKE ONE DRAFT AND THAT'S IT. NO MORE DISCUSSION. PLAY THAT SHIT.","WHAT IS THIS TRS, IS THAT SOME SORT OF FE KNOCKOFF?" +"It's hardly a gay district, though.",Anywhere in staggering distance of sobe is the real gay district +Which former Cy Young pitcher most likely to have a late career bounce-back surge?,"Kershaw was so far out of the race last year, but I think he could contend again soon" +"Holy balls, you need a new CPU like pronto Or Zen :-)",I'll get a 6600k for now but as soon as Zen gets released gonna switch ;) +Every player in the top50 clans and with 15 Cw game get to chose his tank :),(Not if you already have all the T10 reward tanks) +Manhattan progress: 98% complete,Manhattan looks so lonely though :( +Just a figure of speech. I agree with you though. Its weird how nobody goes straight to small claims with things like this but instead go blasting peolle on their social media of choice. Its usally pretty straight forward to file a suit. Leads me to belive that OP may be embelishing a tad.,Sometimes public humiliation achieves the desired result without having to bother going to court. +List of 2017 MLS Free Agents. Is there anyone here you would like to see the Fire try to land?,I'd love Marco Pappa back if we could get him +I was wondering the same thing.,"ha I haven't really kept up with SF news, but I gotta imagine they are in an awkward situation with how everything is working out." +"He should bust it out with the ultimate, dual wield for additional damage... or somethin...","Yeah, 'cause after this last buff, he needs to do more damage." +just wouldn't be r/vinyl without ^^^^constructive cricism,lol but really... there's something wrong with everyone's setup! +"Reddit, what is your spirit animal?",How dare you appropriate Native American culture! +"How to fix Hinterlands Blast 1. Add Global Range to level 10 2. Add Second Charge, Remove the 25% Buff to level 20 3. Adjust numbers to balance changes.",increase its cooldown to make it feel more impactful +Lu Xiaojun snatches 180kg,Him passing USADA's Drug Testing for a year would be more impressive +Reverse gif of a watermelon popsicle melting,This...this is art. +"I'm not your dude, guy!","I'm not your guy, buddy!" +What if our Xbox was a PC!?,"Yeah, writing an essay with a controller sounds like fun!" +The Real Wild West - Episode 1: General George Custer (1995),"...Final solution to the Indian problem Nope, not a racist piece at all." diff --git a/chunk40.csv b/chunk40.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..c1912c143fb6164892b0e5d2f11b5472908d1d34 --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk40.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1668 @@ +Input,Output +Oh for a minute I thought they were serving up girls used in sex slave rings the way she described it.,"They are, after Pizzagate, Hilary moved her child sex ring to a different set of restaurants" +"UNTIL 9:30PT comment questions here for me to ask to Torbjorn's VA, Keith Silverstein! Check out my interview with Symmetra's VA if you haven't, the D.Va's VA interview has been pushed back a week - eyes peeled then!",What time is it? +I recently got the iOS ten update and right after I got the buddy update so I pick my magmar (he has the best model In pogo) and the screen gets stuck at the one it gives you the switch thing (picture for reference) and it doesn't leave.,its probably just a texture glitch. +It hatched shiny! Enjoy!,Thank you so much for the hatch! +Birth of a Veterinarian,Can't tell if really excited\interested or tripping balls! +"I'm gonna miss Mike Goldberg, here are some of the best Goldyisms.",Watt Miman is an underrated Goldyism. +Really? Shall we try Chester??? :D,"Fund my hero stones so I can pull Chester 100x, and then I'll draw Chester." +I can never tell the gender of the main character in these comics anyway,"Well, that's because your a bigot" +Would make the most sense because then Nick can go straight for the title if he wins.,and no one deserves a titleshot more than Nick +"Glorious! rub a dub dub, I want that above my bathtub!",I'm pretty sure you would die or have some broken bones at least. +"Big Brother on CBS. Britney Haynes is her name, she's a contestant from a few seasons ago.",Thanks +Roger Stone: Trump interviewed Romney to torture him,What a productive use of transition time! +"Is it just me or is Tim Hortons breakfast sandwiches and wraps the absolute worst tasting and lowest quality of all breakfast sandwiches available? First, I do want to say that some of their breakfast foods are quite good, mainly the most basic ones like bagels and muffins. But the sandwiches and wraps are just terrible even for fast food standards. Everything just tastes off, the egg and breakfast sausages just taste fake and the wraps they use taste like cardboard. The sausage is not even 1/8 thick, which is probably for the best since it tastes pretty bad. Everyone I ask pretty much says the same thing, I never hear anyone complain about McDonalds breakfast other than how bad they are for you but everyone agrees at least it tastes great. Sorry for the rant, after just eating the most disgusting croissant breakfast sandwich I just feel like they need to get out of the game or do better.","Starbucks is hands-down the worst at breakfast, their patisserie is pathetically bad - it's almost insulting they serve it." +just seems a bit destructive,"I guess it depends on the quality of the desk, or the will to race with a wheel." +"Battled egg stealing rat for months. Once killed, I gave it the memorial it deserved.","Ok then, Norman..." +"As someone who works selling phones, I have been asked that about every single phone sold by Samsung.",This means great things for Samsung's brand image +"Crazy that CNN, BBC, WaPo, NYT, or any credible source aren't all over this. Could it be that Truth Feed made it up out of whole cloth?",That's why we chose the finding name +"This nerf on BB is mostly for the lower levels of gameplay. When you get to higher levels, BB wasn't ever a big issue if you know how to counter him.","Yeah exactly, except it's totally the opposite and the pro's said he was OP." +Team Liquid eliminated from Pro League Finals after finishing 0-3 with only 18 rounds won,if liquid win enough rounds maybe they can cash them all in for a major win +A pretty cringe-inducing SJW remake of Baby It's Cold Outside,They even have little snowflakes in the background...nice touch +"Thank you. I wanted to write up something like this, but you conveyed it perfectly. Senna was just as bad as Prost and the documentary leaves out everything not beneficial to Senna. i.e. Stopping on track to halt qualifying and make him get the pole, wrecking people intentionally, getting all pissy when called out for crashing, etc.",It's weird... for a minute there I thought you were talking about Schumacher. +Wager thread.,if sisloc doesn't come out on friday i'll draw a super complex drawing with all the characters in the FNaF Franchise +Xenagod thinks Finest Hour should be a Gruul enchantment,[[Finest hour]] +Shiphtur aka Mr.Clean,Really a shame that she is just another control mage now.. +When your puppy gets scared of the roomba...,Is that what I think it is... +"What is your favorite line from the MGS series? Personally, I remembered playing MGS V and the line standing out to me the most was I won't scatter your sorrow to the heartless sea. I will always be with you. It made Venom more of a likeable person at that point of the game. I know everyone has the favorite line in the game funny or serious. Let's hear them!",It's all so fucking hysterical! +"I'm super happy with webapp2 and I've been using webapp since 2008, thanks for your work!!! I've started using Flask for my most recent GAE projects. But I still love the ultra-simplicity of webapp2. The only downside I've found is there's no dirt simple end-to-end way of allowing generic email/password login that is not google login. There are a couple libraries but none of them are thin and simple to use. I suppose this is where flask has an edge, with flask-login.",There's always the possibility of someone in the community writing a comparable extension to webapp2. +what about the ones that are not parents? Do they not work as hard and deserve some recognition?,Those of us without children obviously don't deserve anything +Trump is a man known for keeping his promises.,"You dropped this," +Why are you on Reddit right now instead of spending time with your family?,"They're asleep, I'm drinking." +What is your favourite colour?,"City blue of course, and whatever color Kolarov hates the most." +Anyone think its kind of absurd that a block counts as a miss? How is that the kickers fault?,Similar to a perfectly thrown pass that gets tipped for an INT. +"Do Formula One sponsorships influence your purchases? I've been wondering about this for a while now. Companies spend huge amounts of money to have their logo plastered on the side of Formula 1 cars, but I'm curious to know how much do these sponsorships actually influence people's purchases?",I would never buy a Toyota. +So he would rather his tax dollars go to displacing people.,Well you're currently using reddit which pays taxes in America so aren't you just as complicit? +Him saying that there is not enough evidence for a conspiracy. Is ironic on a level so high that it's probably a once in a lifetime experience right there.,Thanks 2016. +"I hadn't even considered this. I did notice I only got 4 hours' battery life on the weekend and was griping about it, but I did have a cartridge (not being used) in the slot. Thanks for the tip, I'll give it a shot.",No problem! +"Volume Crash after DSM 6.0.2-8451 Update 6 Hey everyone, I am in a bit of a pickle. I have DSM auto update set up for a DS1512+ with a DX513 expansion unit. I have a backup pointed to another DS1512+ unit, so not all is lost. After the DSM update it appears that my Volume 1 has crashed. All 5 disks are showing that they are Normal when I run a SMART test on them. I can see my shared folders in my control panel, but when I go to open them I get a read only/disk may have crashed text box and I am unable to see their contents. This NAS is set up as a RAID 5 w data protection. I am unable to backup the files manually as I do not have access to them. Is it safe to reset or shutdown and reboot the system? I have never run into this issue before so I don't want to go and make any changes before consulting some forums an opinions. I have reached out to Synology and the Synology forum too. What do you all think?","Thanks for the heads up, I also have a 1512+ but running SHR and no expansion bay, I will hold off from this update." +Depends how the new administration plays out.,ZING!7!8! +"Woah, and in a southern state too. I almost can't believe that, crazy hah","Well you know, weed is a much lesser evil compared to those blasphemous gays and towel-headed Muslim terrorists." +What are the best 'mind fuck' films to watch?,Moon +144hz for FPS 60hz for RPG Difference when you play FPS.,24 FPS for RPG... its more cinematic +"People invested four years into the progression of this leading lady. Why would you not think that people would be upset when she was killed off so ridiculously, when she was just coming into her own? And not to mention the shipping on her death bed. That was utterly ridiculous. As a non-comics fan of the show, this was the low point - really inexcusable.",Cos everyone loves Fefe +Needless to say... and I bouced back...,You feed... burgers... to swans. +I get what you meant but that' not what you said fam.,"Yes it is, cuck" +The UK isn't ready for Elizabeth to die.,Charles says he is very ready +"Please be true, A nice new AMD card to replace my 290x will help alleviate my crippling depression for a day or two!",R9 290X reporting in Gears of War 4 is raping my 290X @ 1440p/High. +Always a good time when you see cities you know on here!,"I read Kingwood and thought can't be the one I know Then I'm surprised when, yep, that one Kingwood I know is the one being referenced." +Theredpill wants to be taken seriously. Suggests coontown was a haven for the oppressed.,Sounds like what that guy wants is for some type of forum where white guys can circle jerk about how much they hate black people and Muslims - too bad there's nowhere like that on the intern... OH YEA ITS CALLED STORMFRONT +We may never know his true motive.,"So sad that we've let so many immigrants in that good, hard-working British people are driven to try to murder them on religious grounds" +Is it just a video of a floor,Yes +"Not that they'll buy them, but it'd be nice to have the option",I'm sure that at least one of them will buy several items. +"The man plays 4D chess. He's already been elected, at this point I'll wait until I see the results before judging these choices.","No time to wait, jump on the hate train" +"Yeah it gets ridiculous. I'm similar but I like tanks. I've always liked tanks since Battlefield 1942. It's the most enjoyable part of the game for me. I'll kill a couple of snipers and they will respawn the same class and just complain in chat telling me to get out the tank, Only noobs use tanks, tanks are boring etc. But they forget that the map before on Argonne I was top of the game as well. It seems quite common for players to think that they should just never lose. After every game I see half the losing team leave the server. Lower skill players want to get all the kills like they would in a SP Campaign or something like that but it doesn't work like that. I had a guy say I was definitely hacking in a tank. I asked what type of hack he thought it was, wallhack, aimbot? He had nothing to say, because shooting a sniper who sits on the same water tower all game doesn't need any assistance.",Probably using a shotty +Smiling because bong,#Noupvotebecausenogirl +Uncle's,Dog +I'm not saying that the F35 program needs to be cut but some of those constituents need to lose their jobs. The army doesn't even want more tanks but congress keeps ordering more because it gets them votes.,Are you against us manufacturing? +"This is precisely the reason they include offspec relics as WQ rewards. People complain when they're getting quests for relics for specs they don't play, but if it weren't for that it would be impossible to get any relics at all for your offspecs without chancing the wrong legendary. IMO, yeah it might be nice to have a separate legendary spec choice, but currently it forces a choice on the player of how much they care about their offspec. What I did on my warrior was keep my loot specialization to Prot for months, since I am my guild's main tank. Now that I am 875 Prot and have two prot legendaries, I switched my loot spec to Arms since it still drops gear I can use as Prot.",yes because those 845 relics are gonna be competitive. +Only through suffering can she gain consciousness. What door?,"When everyone else's bones are sand, Aludra will walk upon them." +Oh maaaaaaaaaaaan people! I did only ONE pull......Jinbe Lenged. I cannot believe that...... AWESOME. I should continue doing pulls? I'm F2P and I have 35 gems more.,"nope, keep your gems, only deception awaits you" +"Runescape, it was basically my entire life",Just hearing the theme music at the login screen brings back great memories +Try deleting the the strutures/vechicles/berricades aswell. also what specs are in your PC?,its a god pc didnt you read what he said +"So, what's shitty eridan gonna be called?",ediram anproa +"Cowboys would have been in the Super Bowl if the refs didn't blow the all-time terrible call against Green Bay (Dez catch)... So, that kind of logic is ridiculous. Romo can lead this team to a Super Bowl. NOW.","Well duh it wasn't a catch, we saw what a *real* catch was when Des fumbled Sunday!" +A short and to the point introduction of document software,This is the #6 post All-Time on this sub. +I think this we have to rank or love this map in the memory of Angelsim,If we get a lot of people to favorite it we could make it loved +"Yup, I'm from the UK, and I find myself having to constantly preface posts with that because otherwise I get replies about all this stuff which doesn't apply to me being non-American.",Clearly you need a username ending in _UK +When you're older and maybe have a family of your own maybe you'll understand. If you only have limited time to play WoW you don't want that little progress you can make stopped by some undead rogue who ganks you for the lulz.,"Yes, it would be a real shame if gameplay got in the way of your chore list!" +"Microsoft is bringing Cortana to fridges, toasters, and thermostats","The day my toaster starts listening to my conversations via the Internet is the same day my toaster makes like a Berkeley Flying Toaster, and goes right through the window." +Is this thread just going to be a bunch of duplicates?,No we just have shit internet I swear +Give him a copy of your appointment orders mod,"No need, I'm sure S1 has already put it into IPERMS" +"Surely these are all issues with the industry and not the customer. Sure, you get a request from the customer but you only have to fulfil it because that's how the industry works. Same with tipping, they don't make much if the customer doesn't tip. But if they were paid properly in the first place they wouldn't rely on tips.","Definetly we can agree on this, i'm not blaiming the customer for this ( even though through in economic bases, industry relies heavily on customers), i'm merely pointing out that we must have these things in our minds when we're gonna ask someone we're paying for a pizza in this case." +U.S. proposes requiring vehicles to 'talk' to each to avoid crashes,Because no one will ever spoof intervehicle communications. +"Growing your childs credit from age 2? So to start this off ill set a scene for you, last week I was out to dinner with my parents and the parents of a close friend of mine and the basis behind my question, their daughter (Age 7-9?). Her parents make out well, they have a nice house, 3 cars and travel often. During our dinner me applying for a loan was brought up by my father, an embarrassing moment for myself as I was denied but it did bring up an interesting topic. From what I understand the girls father has had a credit card in his daughters name since she was 2 years old. He claims to use it for gas and coffee in the aims of having her start off with years of perfect credit. Im single myself and im a long way off from a child but the idea of this just really caught me off guard, is this a common thing and how can any credit card company sign a card over to a two year old? Surely he will have to be caught at some point, and Im sure there has to be some legal ramifications for this. I have been wanting to mention it to my aforementioned friend but it seems impolite, however I came across this page while searching for a new loan I can apply to for schooling and it seemed like a great place to finally discuss this with people, looking forward to the responses.",Yeah the bonus is crazy. +'Transformers: The Last Knight' - Official Poster,"It may not be a popular opinion, but this poster actually looks impressive." +America has regulations on non-edible materials being inside sweets / candy. Because of the Plastic toy container inside the chocolate they aren't allowed to be sold. I don't know if they would get taken off you though if you brought them into the country.,Follow-up question: how are fortune cookies legal if this is the case? +New official twitter icon - Akagi,Please oh please be a kai ni +Please check your children's candy!! Just found this in a twix!!,Geesh those right Twix guys aren't fooling around this time. +"Looking for a fruit e-juice recommendation BUT not just a normal juice I have quite a few fruit juices but they are all very smooth flavors. I want a flavor with some bite to it. When I say bite, I don't mean throat hit. I am looking for a juice that has an acidic feel to it. C'mon, ECR. I know you have something for me. Thanks.",[[Obompom]] from Blue Dot Vapors [[CranApple]] from Keystone They are both tangy. +"I really wish people would stop posting this meme here. I mean, even if you've never seen it before, it's still pretty obvious that it's a joke.",It's not *our* fault that not everyone here is as savvy a meme-connoisseur as you or I Bloody plebs. +These kinds of comments always act like masturbation doesn't exist.,No because touching your own dick would be gay +I wonder whether they had any sort of alarm go off in those days,"I imagine a bell, or steam whistles." +"If you want macOS as well, you can Hackintosh your desktop.",Please don't do this if it's your main/work machine +Magherita or Salami? :),SASG obvs! +A Saudi woman tweeted a photo of herself without a hijab. Police have arrested her.,Wow I'm blown away by this news I thought SA was a place all about equality +"Idk, but saw his wife before and she was a hottie",I seriously doubt a Saudi prince has 1 wife. +Simple question: Is Google Translate wrong?,"No, America belongs to Iceland and thus, the American people are Icelandic even though they don't call themselves that" +"He may just like what he does, and doesn't want to change. It's like if you are rich you don't always have to spend all your money.","Just cause you're hung like a moose, doesn't mean you gotta do porn." +"Yes because we all the same stuff no taxes. But you have the exact same value as everyone else, and all your talents are worthless compared to theirs.",friend you just threw us into communism. +"So, what's up with the gifts behind the bounty board?","It will delete all your progress in Destiny, for all of your characters." +No way I'm clicking that shit.,"But what about the elegant grammar and refined, consistent layout?" +Maybe it's soo low because he is a noob gimmick character,"nah, that's ridiculous, of course not" +is the bold for music made by black people?,"Na, Macklemore didn't release an album this year otherwise he'd be bolded at #1" +"I feel like tonight was the Nash I expected to see when we traded for him. He has not played like this in a very long time. Instead of entering the zone and just throwing saucer passes at the goalie he put his head down, made a move, and drove to the net on multiple occasions. He's been good this year overall, but he hasn't shown this type of aggression and drive. Hopefully this is a good sign that he's got his mojo back.","As cliche as it sounds, it looks like getting the Assistant captain position really did help him step up his game." +"I suppose you are right. His rhetoric was good on those issues though so I don't know how much we can blame the voters, just him.",Yah.. never saw anyone point out his lies or how he's a conman.. +"Yes, every baby on EARTH has a dog near it.","Yes, every dog on EARTH eats babies... get the fuck out of here with that bullshit." +No,But that's exactly what the admins would say +They passed a new law just so they could fine her more. I'm also a little surprised that you can fine someone for littering based on surveillance video. I thought there were some things like jay walking that you had to be caught in the act for.,u scared now bro? +Piggyback is making the guidebook for Breath of the Wild,MARCH CONFIRMED +That's why I tell my customers when a sale is going to happen soon to buy it later because it will be cheaper.,I bet your company loves you +Raanta in again tonight. Henrik sits 4th in a row.,AAAAAH GOALIE CRISIS CLENCH YOUR BUTT CHEEKS PEOPLE +Either he doesn't understand what conflict of interest means or he doesn't care.,Why not both? +Doesn't look like anything to me.,igetthatreference.jpg +From reading other boards Richmond can't fully fund the 65 football scholarships is the scuttlebutt,No one in the FCS can fund 65 since the limit is 63. +Well at least we don't have to live in Cleveland,there it is +I need to do this more often,Until the raccoon tan gives it away +How can you claim Trump has the 'will of the people' on his side when he's down by ~2.8 million votes right now?,Millions of illegal voters. +"It used to be so much easier. I remember ten years ago I walked into a store, filled out an app and asked to talk to the hiring manager. Talked a bit and had a job the next day. Forty minutes to fill out an online app is bullshit.","Ah, but did you call back and follow up?" +Once I missed a physics homework deadline because I was in the ER and Greco wouldn't give me an extension,Should have done it before you needed to go to the ER +"As a SP, I'm leading the league in K's, shutouts, and I have a league leading ERA of 1.50 and a WHIP of 0.70, and I'm leading the league in WAR. Then, on top of this, I'm top 5 in wins, haven't walked a single batter. The only thing i'm not top 5 in is innings pitched because I missed a month or so at the beginning of the season with a head contusion. Despite all of this however, I'm not even top 3 for Cy Young voting. Jesus fuck, what more do I need to do?",More innings +We should trust Activision!,ikr fkn whiners . +"I came back to the game a few weeks ago, and decided to start a new Global account. My first SSR was Super Vegetto. I'm a huge Fusion fan (Vegetto, Gogeta, Gotenks, etc.), so I was really happy to start out with him, especially since he was brand new to me. Then I came back to this subreddit and found out that apparently he's the most OP card in the game. So that's pretty cool. Can anyone explain why he's considered so OP? Is it his passive that reduces normal attacks by 70% and attacks back, or is it the leader skill?",Both +What about Atlanta's defense? I forgot how bad they are on defense. A lot of people want to talk about Cowboys / Skins defense. What about Atlanta's?,The got 36 points in my yahoo standard league this week +.01 seconds? Are you kidding me?,LITERALLY +Military helicopters flying over? For the past couple days there have multiple military helicopter flyovers. Anyone know why? I live on the SW end of 13th Street.,Obama is coming to round us up and put us in camps so they can take our guns. +Dammit! I'm moving.,Make sure to move here in July it's the best! +Where is all this Gunslinger hate coming from? There is nothing wrong with the Gunslinger class. You have crazy boss shredding damage in PvE with the helmet and it's amazing in PvP. If you can't get kills with Golden Gun in PvP you shouldn't be playing a shooter at all. That is the easiest class to get super kills with.,Fist of Panic? +"What's the deal with that down signal, he does come to a stop with the weight but it still seems to be going forward, is that enough to count as in control?",Rahimov had a good lift too. +And urine comes out of your pee hole. Not sure about women.,Women have a urethra too. +"Why plan on a 2nd child when you're complaining about the cost of one? So there was an article in Toronto posted about the cost of daycare and it being so high, and my buddy's wife was saying today how expensive it is for her son who will be starting daycare in March. Her exact words were we can hardly afford daycare now, it'll be tough when we have a 2nd kid. I simply asked why are you planning on having a second kid now if you're admitting you can't afford daycare for 1? and her response is because I always wanted 3 kids.",But we're totally the selfish ones... +They seem like a First Family that actually all *likes* each other,Even McCain running against him went and declared him a good honest family man +WTH is a practicing agnostic?,better question is which church do they attend +"Oh shit, I wrote about reddit as one of my essays.","Rip ...just kidding, you'll probably be fine." +Ugh. I wish there was a political party that didn't try to get inside women's vaginas and make sweeping laws about what they find.,"Yeah indeed, political parties should only be allowed to decide for men, how dare they create laws for women, disgusting." +Cheat sheet to reach diamond x),why is last whisper in the crit build ? +Why still no UPI App on iOS?,they dont need it because they have enough cash +"I agree with this. Used to do the whole friberg aim training map but shooting 1on1 with enemy movement, crouching, strafing and real-sized hitboxes is much better. Also helps if your opponent is slightly better but not too dominating.",Username checks out +"Honestly, I feel like ego might have played a role in Kiffin turning down the LSU job. I'm not sure he wanted to work for one of his former assistants.",But they talk weekly! +"No, x is the variable It means X is less than or equal to 13.",Sorry I forgot +"This doesn't make any sense. The roads have plenty of space for people to walk safely and to bike safely. The problem, is we dedicate way too much space for people to drive and really roomy lanes. It's such a waste. And it's dangerous.",Roomy lanes are dangerous? +Women in Aleppo Choose Suicide Over Rape,Well at least our new President isn't cozying up to the major power who helped it happen. +I wonder what event in your life turned you into an idiocy apologist.,He probably meant +AMD AM4 Platform,Platfrom* +"In the U.S., the 'estate' inherits the debts - meaning that if your parents had $10k USD in debts, collectors would claim any money (up to that amount) that was in your parents possession, then moving onto money taken from sold assets. There's a few exceptions. In some cases, certain debts do get inherited - such as medical bills (but only in certain states). Additionally, if you were to inherit a house with an outstanding mortgage, the debt would stay with the house and transfer to the new owner, a.k.a. you. If you decide you don't want the house (and thus the debt), you could tell the bank that owns the mortgage to foreclose. In this case, the bank would sell the house and keep the money they received for selling it. As an example - let's say my parents had $5k in their savings account and $10k in credit card debt. The credit companies would take the $5k (even if that money was specifically left to me in their will) and I would be left with no debts, but no inheritance either. Of course, this completely goes out the window if you cosigned any loans with your parents - cosigning means you have complete liability to repay.","that was really insightful, thank you!" +Yea i cant see peoples heads on back plat on B at all. Terrorist heads also blend in with blood for me (red green colorblind),bind shift +speed; r_cleardecals +"Much love for Blizz, but really hoping to see this fixed (Nazeebo)",Literally unplayable. +Badr Hari knocks down Gokhan Saki three times in the first round using uppercuts,In this fight Badr is in the matrix. +Comparatia era cu scop umoristic. Dar totusi 20% serioasa.,Pai is comunisti si Dragnea si Mandela +Wow... what an endorsement... There is no choice. That's like saying We're being forced to support this asshole.,And starts off by stating you don't have to like her. +Jokes on all of you. I can't even tell if Riven mods are good or bad. I still haven't received any since the war within. I've been doing sorties almost everyday since the update was introduced. Why can't we just have a mission which can be done once in week and completing it would give us riven mod? Right now I'm stuck with only one Riven mod for Burston.,"No, joke's on you, because you didn't spend 5k+ plat on a good one or got lottery-winner-like luck." +No new AP for repeatable winters days events... Thank you! I have been seeing a lot of people who have been questioning this but I personally want to say is thank you. I don't have to sit and grind some of the most boring content.. don't get me wrong it's fun and all but for the first 15 times... This opens up plenty of time to do other things. Work on other AP and check out the new pvp league. Do karma trains. Soo once again thank you!!,"Yep, no reason to participate in Wintersday, yay" +Kick his ass.,"Yeah, more violence is sure to solve the problem" +What happens in Walmart...,OP probably made this one up for karma too +"I'm a medic. I show up and act positive, do everything I can for you, wish you the best, and say optimistic things. I go home and have a beer and hate my life because I'm depressed as fuck.",I hope my upvote helps you with your depression. +It has that amazing 180 degree turn of a bridge. I'll always remember the wtf on my face when I heard I used to be cruel to my woman I beat her and kept her apart from the things that she loved. That and it's an awesome song.,When I'm feeling down this song forces me to be positive and realize that my actions affect others. +The real racists are those all generalizing white people. Are white people not people too? Do we not have culture too?,"Yeah, our culture is slavery and genocide!" +The rabbit hole never ends. Every pizza slice is another clue. Our autist investigators needed to be fed after the wikileaks were over and moved into pizzagate.,rabbit hole Every pizza slice - Stop using code language. +"NHL All Star voting reminder. Let's get one of Matthews, Marner or Nylander into it.",I thought we were fighting for Kadri skills +This still happens lol,It's doctor's fault for not healing him +"Anytime you're on TD (Temporally Duty) for 2 or more days it can be considered a deployment. Combat or not, it's still time away from home. At least that's how it works in Canada.","Yeah, but then how else will I act superior and give someone shit for calling it a deployment?" +He gets a 10/10 for self importance.,But he's a forward thinking entrepreneur who we should applaud for being so modest and humble! +What jersey is the safest pick this year? Last year my brother and I both got Chris Ivory jerseys. Very disappointed. What jersey do you think is the safest besides Joe Namath?,Gotta be the Dirty Sanchez +Terrible Birthday Cake's Candle.,I bet that smelled terrific... +Regarding the text-shadow: Check back now :P Your message came thru yes.,"Cheers, way easier for me to read those paragraphs now!" +Does the gpo actually hide the store of just disable it?,I don't believe it hides it. +When everyone disagrees with you is it time for you to fuck right off?,"Wait a minute, what are you doing here, this isn't r/powerlifting!" +"Regardless of your feelings on his little lame ass furry suit at the end of the day there are all these lazy unemployed nigs in this country and this kid has a nice fat ass bank account and he still goes out and gets a job and goes to work. Respect to him for not being part of the stereoty-fuck that, the norm for black men in America.",gotta love the downvotes reminder: it is ALWAYS bad when furries do it +"Every time I get called for jury duty, I am dismissed almost immediately after I acknowledge I am a former LEO. And I wanna serve, they just won't let me!","I'm a taurus, so I guess I'm stuck with it if I'm ever called." +"If he worked for Apple, jailbreaks would be much harder to pull off.",You missed my point. +I know nothing about comparison to real life performance.,what a shame +Nice one!,thanks man :) +Please stop giving Melissa McCarthy movie ideas.,I would watch the hell out of that movie. +"Leading Israeli rabbis defend manual for exterminating non-Jews, promoting Jewish racial supremacism over the goyim","Oh, but these are certainly not the **real jews** and only a small group with only little of significance" +Quick is out until March. Lombardi not ready to throw the kitchen sink at team's goaltending problem.,Fleury for Zatkoff confirmed? +Smascherato fisioterapista choc: mette dito nell'ano dei pazienti,Rilanciare scoop de le Iene conferisce una certa autorevolezza a il Giornale +"Ok, but why am I naked",My goal is also to sit naked on a beach +"Mama is especially haunting, I really enjoy that one.","Mama, we all go to hell..." +This is fucking gold.,Xbox Live Gold? +"How can a liberal be opposed to cultural appropriation, yet want a black Santa?",Because white people don't have culture +"Core performance improvement in this week update, the improvements included -improved Core performance, well... it's actually worse now, it takes 3 more minutes for unturned to start up, and i cant play anything, i cant even join washington on singleplayer, the loading line gets to the 1/4 and stops right there, after a few minutes the game shuts down without a message, oh i also forgot to mention that my processor gets overheated and and makes ZIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP noises, gg #nelsonplsfix #unturned #gg one last thing: if you comment anything about the GPU then fuck you, it has nothing to do with my GPU",Maybe it has something to do with your GPU. +"Exactly! I'm so tired of hearing she lost. More people voted for her than Trump. Its just that we have an outdated, freaking 18th century system in place. A system that basically allows the dumbest, and least educated citizens determine who runs the country.","Maybe we should just kill them and get it over with then, huh." +I'm shocked that Watt has been in 5 postseason games. Wouldn't have guessed more than 2.,Those Kubiak Texans teams were really good for awhile. +Is there a single character in the franchise who DOESN'T have some kind of psychological problem?,(insert Angel name here) +"Right there on their page, they changed their logo. I wonder what they're going to do next.",There there... +Epic Lightsaber duel a school lunch!,Im sure those guys are the coolest kids in school. +He lost me half way through. I'm not sure what his point was. He wishes there were more tonally focused movies.,I'm so sick of passable youtube videos +"Dude, you're way underestimating. You have no idea how long those things can be there undetected. It's at least 8",Best I can do is 2... +Olof gets rekt,Serves him right for being a fuck. +Guppies are hard to kill ? Try a betta either god has cursed this poor guy with immortality or he just refuses to die had him for years I used to forget to feed him for like a week or two at a time and he's still kicking,"Most people overfeed bettas, making them unhealthy and destroying their water quality in the process." +People say punters don't matter but ever since Matt Dodge I celebrate whenever a punt goes off successfully.,Matt who? +"I have many (many!) stories pertaining to 'weird shit'. This one is relatively tame, but I'll mention it because it was witnessed by two other people. Back when I was around seven or eight years old, I was sat in the front room watching TV with my dad. Now, bear with me because I'm not the best at describing details. Briefly, I was sat on the sofa with my back to the kitchen (the kicthen door was on the wall behind me and to the left). My dad was sat on the other side of the room with his right-hand side to me, as he was facing the TV directly. The wall to the right was just an external wall - nothing fancy. The wall to the left (which my dad had his back to) was an internal wall, behind which were the stairs. To the far left of the room and directly behind my dad were two glass-panelled doors through which I could see the front door (which was directly in front of the aforementioned stairs). Directly ahead of me and to my dad's left side was a large bay-window. Right, so: Suddenly, both myself and my dad 'hear' the front door swing open violently. Weird, because the front door is always locked. Weirder still is that I can SEE the damn door and the thing hasn't moved. My dad performs a 'WTF! 180' to be greeted with the same sight as me - the door has not moved. A second or two later, we hear the door - which still hasn't bloody moved an inch - slam shut with such force it vibrates the damn wall. Just as my mum is running through from the kitchen (also WTF-ing) we all hear someone *bounding* up the stairs in what sounds like heavy boots. Very unambiguously *heavy* footsteps, booming up the damn stairs. Myself and my dad launch into action. We check the front door: it's locked. We go upstairs: no sign of anybody. The house is detached, so there is no noise from neighbours. It was a bright, sunny afternoon but no windows were open. Even if there were, we ruled out 'wind' because there was nary a gentle breeze. But here's where it gets really WTF: it was, in a way, a dislocated echo of the past. You see, that very scene used to play itself out about 14 miles away at my grandma's house on a fairly regular basis. My uncle (her son) would come in after a long day of drug abuse / tripping balls, slamming the door as he went and bounding up the stairs in his heavy Doc Martin boots. Weeks before we heard this auditory phenomena, said uncle took his own life. That one sticks with me. Always has; always will.",Probably just sleep paralysis +I'm playing at 1440p! Am I cool now?...,I have the same resolution lmao. +I was expecting Biggie himself to be present in the video. Not sure if i'm more disappointed in the misleading title or myself for being an idiot,same +That Brock Lobster will be a good quarterback once he has an offseason with the Texans,"Its not impossible, but there is nothing to point toward it happening." +Show us your proof.,It's the hidden +It just works,"Dude, spoilers" +Watch Pokemon Generations in HD. First two episodes now available to watch.,They must've just finished rendering on the Wii U's strung together they use for a rendering machine +Ironically *Gyna* has invested heavily into solar recently.,That's how you know its a conspiracy soo deep the conspirators have fallen for it +"Pamela Anne Gordon, 1962",r/torpedotits +"They're fairly useless without the case, and they're tiny targets to grab (you literally have to use your fingertips), and there are two of them that you'd need to separately grab, so ... no.","This is a good point, not sure if that would deter someone." +757 in XP11,frankly i'm amazed it works at all with that horribly inaccurate gap between the flaps and the wings +me_irl,On a new level of shitpost. +Prediction: Bogut to Warriors for vet minimum next year,I don't think Bogut wants to come back. +"I'm not no fancy person or anything, but how about Americans just see which country is doing healthcare the best, AND JUST DO WHAT THEY'RE DOING?",Because people that can't afford their own insurance aren't pulling themselves up by their own bootstraps hard enough so why should the government cover their lazy asses by providing free medical care? +Did any black people find this funny?,Black Laughs Matter +Well he does have the best temperment,For memes +Stop taking ignite noobs take ghost and flash,fuck you Revive/Clarity strat OP ^^RIP +"Most people who aren't steaming piles of rhino dung admit that they fucked up before trying to erase the evidence of their error. Something like this: I apologize for spreading a fabricated news report that almost got people killed and unfairly damaged Secretary Clinton's reputation and likely put our country in jeopardy. I am now going to delete that post and make sure my half-wit shit-eating son doesn't post more like it either. Thank you. He's doing it quietly, like a coward, likely in hopes that it never comes up again.","Oh, so that's why reddit has so many edits and not many [deleted] posts" +Same for people who come to joking threads and act like they're serious. Something tells me you'd be good at counting toothpicks.,I imagine he's the life of the party. +"anyone got the mallet? How are we gonna get Ghaz? Fuck. I'll go back and get mine. Even at lower levels, this was a nightmare.",I still have my mallet sitting in my bank. +Well they definitely colluded with the media and colluded against Bernie sanders.,"Nobody cares about the rigged primary, it's the election that matters" +Post Match Thread: Barcelona 4-0 Manchester City,"Lads, it's Barca." +Elbow to the head that should be 5:00 and a game.,You forgot +Will Finn ever find out Poe Dameron killed his friend? it could have been his brother but finn never opens up about it in the film,"Finn had no problem killing other stormtroopers on Takodana, so he might not be in a position to judge." +There was no miss. This was the dunk all along,The other one was just a preview +A Computer for Everything: One Year of iPad Pro,Can I play CS:GO in this computer? +Spinnin' Records - Best Of 2016 Year Mix,Lmao how can they release a best of 2016 with no good songs +Ya no soy el boludo del tanque :c,"Bienvenido al capitalismo globoludo, ahora tenes competencia en el mercado como corresponde!11!" +"Exactly. I don't understand how they can say that it helps the industry. The internet has been neutral since its inception and still allowed enormous companies like Comcast to exist, why would you need to change that other than to be *more* greedy?",But all those Internet companies are making so much more money then them they should be able to get in on that sweet sweet tech billions. +"Because size doesn't matter. Quality, not quantity. Though more content could be better for us fans. :)",Is that what your girlfriend tells you? +1/8 I suck,"Two of them are in Florida, man!" +in that case i think its programming must be more impressive than the engineering,"As a software engineer, that hurts a little." +Yahoo discloses hack of 1 billion accounts,Let me guess: it was the Russians! +"Cert breakout, and 3 crates for 2c4",Got it sorry. +Just imagine working out as an RPG. Got to train those stats.,But I hate grinding... :( +"Where there is war, there is profiteering. We wanted a businessman as president... we got one.",yay for big business +"Why Victoria would be opposed to building transit in the province's most important city - something which would benefit everybody in helping the hordes of tourists move around one of Canada's top tourism destinations - is beyond me, but that's the Clark gov't for you",Because we don't vote for her. +"Changing specs is way too punishing. More of a rant post than anything else, but whatever. I played holy priest (been healing since TBC). But the lack of mobility and the lack of a defensive cooldown + relatively low throughput made holy priests kinda gimped for Mythic raiding. So for the guild I switched to Shadow. And I like it! However, it feels like starting from scratch when my guildies have lvl 38 weapons and 3-4 legendaries each, and I'm starting with a lvl 20 weapon and 0 legendaries for shadow... I mean, the weapon you can catch up, with some efforts (got my 34th point tonight). But the legendaries... I can't compete in dps with the feral druid who has their 2 BIS, etc. I understand not wanting to have a token system in place to cherry pick, but there should be a way to exchange for a random legendary of your new spec. As it stands, now, I'm stuck with 2 useless legendaries, and I end up being benched cuz I can't frikkin' compete on most fights... Anyway, As I said, rant post, feel free to downvote, but it's frustrating, and Blizz might end up losing this customer cuz of the broken system (I know, who gives a shit.) Thanks for reading, if you did. Feels good to get that off my chest. :)","Yea, you should be able to swap specs and immediately be caught up to everyone that put in months of work!" +What great missions you've given me today blizzard,Good thing 850 is as high as they will ever go for the rest of the expac! +What's the one mistake you'll never make again?,My kid +"Hey Jazz, you guys want to start a nice heated division rivalry?",We only want rivalries with good teams like the Rockets. +Would you train with someone who is openly gay?,Nah brah I don't do gay stuff so I only train with girls +You must be fun at parties,original +this is a really obnoxious way to do what you're doing.,"welcome to reddit, where memes and dick pics get infinite karma and real content gets dismissed and forgotten." +But it's legal.,"The question isn't about legality, it's about morality." +Dion Phaneuf Gradually Gets Grumpier Through His Career,Suck it phaneuf +Maybe Maybe Maybe,Why didn't he just kick it in the other side of the net? +"But Fallout 4 is as deep as an ocean. It has the most deep loot I've ever seen in a single player game. It has the most deep combat I've ever seen in an action RPG. It has incredibly deep world design. If you want wide as an ocean, shallow as a puddle then play The Witcher 3. Now *that* game is incredibly shallow.",You dropped a +would you fuck me? I wouldnt fuck me,"Holy bartender, that's hilarious, ha ha ha!" +"Hell, as part of the patriarchy, I'm so glad we came up with that stuff. It's tasty.",You misoginist fuck +Hershey's brown kisses,What to heck +"Thank you for subscribing to Klan facts. Did you know that a Klansman's tongue is covered with hairs or backwards pointing spines, that help them lap up water and milk, and also for breaking off and gripping meat? Evidence suggest that domesticated Klansmen have been around since 3600 BC, or 2000 years before Egypt's pharaohs. In the 15th century, Pope Innocent VIII ordered the killing of Klansmen, pronouncing them demonic. This act may have led to the plagues that ravaged Europe. Polydactyl Klansmen have 6 or more toes on each paw. When Klansmen leave their poop uncovered, it's a sign of aggression to let you know they don't fear you. House Klansmen rub against people to mark their territory.","If the fact about the pope, cats and plague are true, thanks that's a cool piece of trivia to have." +'Magical' Shelburne Bay returned to traditional owners after 20-year fight,Well done you champs. +"**Antisocial** - Repair speed when alone is increased by 4/8/12%. Sabotage speed when alone is increased by 3/6/9%. Repair and sabotage speed when around other survivors is decreased by 3/5/7%. Does not stack with **They're the Bait**. **Take Them, not Me!** - You have an inexplicable bond with the Entity, serving in your favor. When chased by the killer, your aura reading ability reveals *healthy* survivors around you to the killer in a 10/20/30 meter range around you. **They're The Bait** - Whenever another survivor is on the hook, repair and sabotage speeds are increased by 4/8/12%. Healing received from other survivors is decreased by 3/6/9%. Does not stack with **Antisocial**. A little rough around the edges, but yeah, fuck everybody else. Let me live.",I think I just cut myself on your comment. +What does this mean?,It means he is probably trolling the people waiting for a 10.x JB. +im sure the aboriginals agree.....,The siberian americans? +"Its Australia, biters are an improvement on the natural fauna.",The entire continent is probably red. +"I think it may be worse than that: we don't want to give you what you want so we'll just repackage it to make you think we are. Like the 5-lb bag of sugar that's now only 4 lbs. or what looks like a 24-pack of soda that now has only 20 cans, i.e., the corporate model.",Now with fewer calories per pack! +"Dude, she's a pop singer. NOT even country.",And yet she was nominated for 5 awards at the CMA's. +"Top Google search trends for MLB players in 2016: Kris Bryant (1), Anthony Rizzo (2), David Ross (3), Curt Schilling (4), Aroldis Chapman (5)","Hmm, I never knew that Google search trends so accurately reflected the overall skill rankings of MLB players..." +"And to a female human. At the same time, the polygamous, philanthropic sick bastard.",This is what happens when you legalize gay marriage! +except TSM is 11 different addons so you would be stuck with the opening screen and options but none of the useful features,"If you put all the core files in the same folder and tweak it a little it could technically become one addon, but yeah, you are right." +"Thc stored in fat is slowly released over time as that fat is burned, especially after exercise but alot of things happen in our bodies when we sleep that we don't quite understand yet",So *that's* what runner's high is. +limited copper pepe (deleting it soon),Downvote to limit exposure +Buying this game on steam just feels wrong,But don't you want to make sure Hello Games receives as much of your money as possible? +Well they might not be escalating if the incoming president hadn't suggested a major shift in the US position.,"Of course, Vancouver has been US territory from thousands of years ago." +"Their average is around 12%. This is highly uncontrovesrsial stuff. Ipsos Mori usually underweights Ukip as part of their methodology, hence why they were the only poll who gave them 7% last month. This is normal House effect.","Lol you said look at the trend, I did - down down down" +english isn't my first language. is it supposed to be just porn?,You can watch porn or you can watch a porno :) +Aztec burial of a sacrificed child,Did they have to fill hit eye sockets with eyes? +"Truth be told, lad, I be here since jus' six months; a few days 'afore Verd fell in that fateful war.","Ayy, same" +and so the fanart war continues. foreignartist does an attack on friends of pompf instead of pompf. it must have hurt.,I dont even know Twitch to be honest. +"Those who can't teach, hit kids with giant donuts",I'm laughing my ass off. +"Oh man, I was so tired I didn't notice. Nice spotting!",That's goddamn bullshit and you know it. +"If I have a green offering, I'll drop it in. Usually about half way through, at least one person loads into my instance. If not, then I'm easily able to solo or, go look for a quarantine patrol and try again.","Agreed, that does seem to be the best approach." +Gamestop Switch ad!,It just looks like a dog now +"Gosh, this reminds me of the guy who rescued an elephant karma.. In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day. Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenage son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man. Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing, and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly. Probably wasn't the same elephant.",r/unexpected +"Because only... 3ish characters can use highground effectively, and it would create obvious balancing issues, if those characters could use every instance of high ground on every map.","maybe pharah'd actually be good if they leveraged her theme of vertical mobility into actual high ground awareness, who knows" +9th Nest Migration! So what changed? From silphroad I found that GWU is now a charmander nest which is pretty lit :),Baron Cameron Park ( Reston ) - Scyther Nest. +"Built my first PC, cores are averaging 30-33c but every once it awhile one of the cores will spike to 40-45c. Did I do something wrong? I have an i5 6600k using a cooler master hyper 212 evo. I do have 2 case fans (I can actually install another) however these fans are pushing hot air out of the case. Sorry if I seem like a noob or if my question is terribly stupid, I'm pretty new to all of this.",That's normal. +Is $450 CAD for a Dell Chromebook 13 i3 4gb a good deal?,"I thought I saw some for sale at $199 USD recently, which I think was a good deal" +"Largest Police Force in the U.S. Shuns iOS and Android, Goes With Windows Phones",I wonder how much money MS Donated to ensure those phones were chosen... +BREAKING!! Footage finally released of Cologne sex attacks. Shows Police being unable to stop RAPEFUGEES who are assaulting women and RAPING them infront of POLICE.,This is clearly Trumps fault for bringing out the hate groups and crimes. +Merry Christmas!,Not a very good Ralphie. +"Flak gun really is amazing indeed. Primary fire is like a shotgun, but you can bounce the flak on walls allowing amazing tricks. Secondary fire is a flak grenade with an arc for short to medium range",simple geometry +"Yes. Run for office or volunteer to help someone run for office. Complaining about our choices doesn't make change, action does.","but wait, I thought bitching non-stop on Facebook and watching Netflix instead of voting was helping..." +Gordon: Duterte risks impeachment over remark he killed drug suspects,Oh look he's really an independent senator... +"Literally increasing the degree of democracy is now, magically, undemocratic. Liberals have a mental illness. There's no other explanation. If you actually *want* more power in the executive than, say, the veto - tops - you are a lunatic.",What a well thought out and reasoned response. +"Beide, we spreken hier over een wiekhoogte van bijna 200m. Als je ervan uit gaat dat de aarde perfect rond is zijn de toppen van die wieken nog zichtbaar op zeeniveau op een afstand van 50km.",There goes my prime coastal real estate value! +"You can completely oppose someone's policies and approach, and still feel bad for them.","your heart has to go out to Hitler, how he must have been feeling in his final hours in the bunker" +"You make a good point. You caught me as a non-native English speaker, or someone who hasn't been paying attention in grammar class, or both. Many people talk about signature analysis. So when I write my malware or attempt to hack someone, I will make sure not to write comments in code ;)","Dude, I caught you as a Russian propagandist!" +Star Wars: Wan More Time,Star Wars: There Kenobi be Wan +How could you have done research for weeks but not have found your answer???,Thank you for your valuable input +Donald Trump's Hollywood Walk of Fame star destroyed with a sledgehammer and an axe,A good example of what going low looks like. +Heroes Brawl The Mines Reopen Dec 16,OMG that portrait though...golem got his mouth open mmm +"What public systems, like school or hospital, is done better in other countries than the US and should be implemented but isn't?",Most of them. +"Cosrx Ultimate Moisturizing Honey Overnight Mask Doesn't really live up to it's name, doesn't really do anything amazing for my skin compared to the moisturizer of the same name and compared to Beauty of Joseon Dynasty Cream (similar price). Hada Labo foaming facial wash only because it broke me out, so now I'm using it as an expensive (but highly moisturizing) body wash. Would be much happier if it was on my face though...",Yeah I didn't love this one +Gentlemen have their priorities straight,I thought a real gentleman didn't care about sex +Pete Carroll finally makes the move away from the white Nike Air Monarchs.,I don't feel good about that. +LGL Vol. 02 | Korea Bootcamp Tour,Goldenglue is really used to the bench +How Strong are the BreachLords?,Can summoner beat any of those? +I can't believe that people who study a STEM degree can forget things? I thought they're so smart that that they're not fallible like the other humans,you dropped this +Have an endorsement deal,"Even so, most artists with a deal with Vic don't get signature models" +i mean you do have to pass xmas to actually be burned,"Proactive disappointment, some people prefer to get a head start on our complaining." +I HATE when people take PSYC100 and think that psychology is really easy. Or people who think that psychology isn't a real science( It's just not about feelings people there is a lot of neuro stuff that goes into it). I wouldn't consider it a STEM major or anything crazy but some people equite it so philosophy which is so frustrating.,My understanding is that psychology can be more or less scientific based off of the subdiscipline. +One US soldier shares his relationship building with children in Iraq. Another US soldier shares his thoughts on how best to build good relations with the children of countries you invade.,That's a huge unibrow those two people share. +"Can't believed that work, I thought it was cringe.",same here lol +Anywhere in SG to buy reliable graphics card? Want to get myself a GTX1060. Was thinking about Amazon but the exchange rate marks up the price by alot. Thought of carousel too but I'm afriad of the possibility of scummy sellers. Heard Sim Lim Square is quite good. Any other options?,"Sim Lim Square has Fuwell or PCThemes, those are trustable." +"From an outsider's perspective there's a lot of dross on the squad who shouldn't have contracts anymore. Plenty of guys who were excellent a few years ago are now absolute dogshite and yet still get picked every week while recruitment has stagnated completely. Combine that with an archaic and extremely predictable round the corner style gameplan plus some appalling basic skills (knock on galore) and it's no surprise they're struggling. Mallinder and co deserve credit for they was they brought the club back to the big boys table but you have to feel that they're time is done as it doesn't look like they are able to bring about the changes needed to succeed again. As amusing as it has been to watch as a Leicester fan, the league and English rugby in general is better off with a strong Saints side. And frankly the East Midlands derbies used to be the best rugby of the year and now they are a cripple fight, so yeah Mallinder and Cockers out please",Cockers and Mallinder swap deal on the cards? +"Admittedly I'm not horribly knowledgeable on hulls since I mostly build subsystems. Those take 1 of each per run, plus 7 of their subsystem-specific material in a POS. You're not getting below 1 of each. You'll get 22 runs on your BPC, even with the EC's bonus there's no way to make the game give you a free component. Yeah, you'll save about 100k ISK per subsystem on the subsystem-specific item. So even on a Raitaru with the manufacturing structure and nothing else... 10,000 subsystems to break even. That's not happening any time soon.","Yea subsystems are bad on ME returns, like Small Rigs, and other 1qty input items." +New CNN / ORC poll shows a 2016 dead heat among likely voters; Trump 45% and Clinton 43%,"I have a question...what are Hillary's ideas to fix healthcare, unemployment, the deficit, the wars in the middle east, inflation on college tuition?" +Uhhh... She did. Why would I lie about that?,Because you must save your pride online to people you don't even know +Why have you stirred my nostalgic panties? Sidenote... When are they making a new Burnout game?,They aren't +"Well, as long as it wasn't Blow Me Away",I WILL STAY IN THE MESS I MADE +If you could show 1 product to someone who doesn't give a shit at all to get them into guitar what would it be?,All the girls I get. +The 6 people that live in Greenland managed to stay terrorism free also.,Probably just no data. +typical softcore mode,You forgot this +Found this while cleaning through some things,Trump gave him that slogan.. +"Not saying if I support one person or the other but on that exact website that you posted, it shows that he more than doubled the national debt...",Yeah but it was for *good* things! +I voted for it.,"Having met actual neo-nazis in this game, I'm not so sure giving them another way to show their pride belongs in this game..." +**well well well**,Putin strikes again +"Me either. I've never understood why people think shit like this is funny. Shitposts are awesome in small quantities, but this is a low quality shitpost that has potential to be way overdone. Completely ruins the quality of the subreddit. We always had a tendency to upvote joke comments but seeing copypasta in every single fucking thread is just inane. But it gets upvotes, thus continuing the shit-cycle",Absolute madman right here. +Are there no drawbacks from increasing the blocksize limit?,There may be some downside for VCs that funded off-chain solutions and mainstream finance sector that will be threatened by an unbounded P2P protocol free from artificial limits ... But nobody that would cause me to lose any sleep over ... +Hmm just have 1/ticket with the persons name on it who brought it. Instantly stops scalping and that's standard practice here in Aus almost*,Unless you're Ticketmaster and also own the main resale site right? +"Saints fan in Hong Kong here. Born in HK, currently in HK (on a vacation), but I live in NYC now.",New Zealander / Australian ex pat in Singapore with a Canadian Wife who thought she'd escaped nothing but Football during Christmas when she left Canada ;) +vote for ellie's best song lights,I think you mean Love me like you do +And this douche is president why?,Because he tells it like it is! +FEH DOH RAH,And yet the shout to slay pussy remains elusive. +"Fake news didn't really matter, because a population stupid enough to believe fake news enough to change votes is a population that obviously isn't doing any research on the candidates beforehand anyways.",Yes because anyone who researched Clinton would be thrilled to vote for her afterwards! +Sorry I couldn't find that IFTTT trigger I had Alexa running with Raspberry Pi and IFTTT triggers worked great. Now I got Amazon Echo Dot (UK) and it says Sorry I couldn't find that IFTTT trigger,Try unlinking and re-linking your Amazon and IFTTT accounts? +what do I do when I encounter spoiled food?,Police report +I'm seeing a possible pattern here.,Like maybe a racist pattern...who would have guessed +Little last card luck for the div title,Got lowballed at first haha congrats +Je hebt helemaal gelijk. Ik kan alleen de edit knop niet vinden.,Overkomt de besten wel eens. +Sadly kitchener doesn't know how to plow. Toronto does a much better job.,Well Toronto also calls in the army +Where's the confederate flag?,"It's not racist, its muh heritage" +"Not a physical trait but also the phrase you're a quiet one aren't you? or you don't talk much do you?. Yes I am, saying these things will not encourage me to suddenly chat nonstop. Thank you so much for pointing it out in front of this large group of people, really makes me feel comfortable with the situation.",But now we can't shut you up! +Wow that made me uncomfortable,Because you couldn't get your pants down far enough? +"Depends on how much the Church got into your head that women are evil, secy is evil, and everything are sins. Sjw are the modernized Church.",How dare you have different value than me! +"Good job, even though I'm not sure how I feel about your IGN :D","Alas, It is a name from better times" +"Stamp came in this week. After years of switching out parts, there is nothing more i want to do.","What about a bayonet lug, just in case?" +What war has been worth it since ww2. None of them all bullshit,"I'm sure the guy who had both legs blown off agrees with you, just bullshit, no big deal." +It's almost like there are people who are both interested in high quality headphones AND enjoy using Apple products! Like yourself apparently!,Coz everyone interested in high quality headphones must have a V20 +"Hey, I live in Venice!","Venice, North Dakota" +omg volvo fucking hates cloud9 and forces them to play random bo1s so theyll get eliminated,this +I'm feeling hope for the first time since early 2000,Hope that we can ban Muslims and deport millions! +These gender exclusive restrooms are getting a bit ridiculous.,TIL I'm a mechanical man was a song about gender issues. +"Alcohol kost samenleving ongeveer 2,5 miljard",Meteen verbannen! +Arizona business leaders sue to stop minimum wage hike,"We need more businessmen in government to fight for the working class, right Trump voters?" +I want my illusionist-trope hero. Someone with juke potential galore and a high skill cap. EPIC hinted at one before too.,"Ah, so Loki?" +Sneaky in lane LUL. But seriously what happened to this guy? He is know for his consistency and this two games he seems to not know what he is doing.,They can't rely on impact and Jensen to carry. +"grabe talaga yang drug war, pati bata nadadamay. kung hindi sana nainvolve yang tangang tatay na yan sa drugs edi sana buhay pa yang bata.",I think you forgot the +event? If a Christmas event will come When will they announce it?,Probably about two days into the event +The IRS Commissioner Belongs in Prison,Sounds fair and well reasoned. +"Remember people, this is a man who walked with Dr. King across the Pettus bridge on Bloody Sunday during the Selma to Montgomery march, who was jailed and beaten during the Civil Right protests, was one of the Big Six leaders of the movement and knows better than just about any American alive how bad it could be for black men and women in the first half of the century and during the Civil Rights era. So please, pretty please, someone try to say he's wrong.",So he is a criminal supporting criminal Hillary. +MRW mods say Star Wars is not MarvelStudios,"Ohhh, that's the old movie Spidey was talking about" +"Meeting My Future Self When I was about six years old, I wanted to go to my friend's house. My mom didn't want to let me, so I claimed I was running away to his house. He only lives two houses down, so it's no big deal. I storm outside and it's kind of warm since it was summer. I was just in a t shirt, shorts, and socks. Realizing I had no shoes, I decide to go back. I had been walking on the sidewalk this whole time and was the only person around. Once I get to my house, I realize the door is locked. I knock on the doorbell to no avail. I turn around and see a man staring at me. The man is wearing a black long coat and red converse shoes. The first thing that crossed my mind was that it was my dad since I had a feeling he was and my dad had the exact same red converse. Thinking it was him, I start walking towards him. But when I was about two or three feet away, I got this really uneasy feeling and immediately ran to the door. He never once moved. My mom and older brother open the door and I told them about the man I saw and how he looked like my dad. My mom tells me that my dad is outside in the backyard. They then go outside to look for him, but there was no trace of him. I was scared. Fast forward ten years to when I turned 16. I wanted my parents to buy me a coat for my birthday. I just told them I wanted a long coat since I had been playing watch dogs and liked how the main character had one. When my parents gave me my present, I immediately recognized the coat for the one the man had been wearing that one day.",Be sure you update us when you see yourself as a kid run back into his home after he gives you an uneasy look. +how did you do it?,"I took the original image, which is on the front page somewhere, ran it through Waifu2x to make it hi-res, then used the clashroyalecardmaker website to put it onto a card." +"the general consensus is 380 is the smallest you will want to go for self defense. and for many people 9mm is the smallest theyd go, im a 9mm guy. 22 just isnt a round made for shooting people",.25acp master race +i'm the autistic kid,hey its me your autism +factory reset ?,"Ugh, I guess that's next step.... I did enable the hidden night mode using the night mode enabler app, is that a known issue?" +New Download Icon to make it easier so download videos W/ YT Red,Nice ad. +If an Obama discovered the cure for cancer Republicans would oppose it.,"Then what would all those oncologists do for work, huh?" +I don't know about you but the implosion of smug in the country was a nice change of pace.,"Florida is underwater, Russia invaded Poland, life expectancy is at 62 years and Muslims have to wear a green crescent, but at least I get to drink smug liberal tears." +"Thanks, you too!",Happy Birthday btw! +That's pretty funny. Don't see how its possible to not notice you didn't take all the carts out though in a revolver.,Would've been hilarious if he blew his friend's brains all over the car. +"First time...first time to learn from mistakes. Next year, glow in the dark paint.",Although the wrong kind of paint was used im sure it would still look really cool with some form of dim lighting at the very least. +shox and smithzz confirm bogdan's Law,We always knew that Bogdan was way better and more experienced than steel. +My attempt on making a Freddy sprite!,this made me splooge +What fangame do you think had so much potential but ended up being terrible? I hope this doesn't break rule 13.,FNAF4 +"Plus, 'curse words' is a bit US-centric. In the U.K. words like hell and damn aren't given the same level of 'unacceptable' that they are in the US.",You gotta see my country.You can say go to hell and nobody gives a fuck. +"Nah man, it's more fun to wig out with tin foil hat ideas and stories from experts. I expect 24/7 coverage with random no names who were told by someone close to a top level ex-CIA, FBI, MSDS that it actually was clintons offshore mail server. Obviously hacked by the Russians of course.","My brother's friend's sister's wife's cousin's third eldest child works for the CIA, and he said he'll be saying somethin' about this tomorrow on CNN." +"And in a civilized society, no one should be allowed to interfere with normal life. Public disturbances and inconveniences are barbaric.",Yeah there should have never been any civil right marches on Washington. +"Which might make some sense if this country didn't put 15 and 16 year old black kids on trial as adults on a regular basis. This is an issue of a rich white kid getting away with murder, plain and simple.",B..but I'm a white male and we're the ones discriminated against +"You know, this election has brought out A LOT of crazy shit. But I am getting really sick of the Russia bad narrative. I think Putin has shown a great deal of patience with America while the left keeps blaming so much on him and his country. And the fact that so many of our citizens keep shitting on the idea of a strengthened alliance with Russia, is starting to piss me off. How is that a bad thing?",It's a horrible idea to have a positive relationship with the nation that has the largest stockpile of nuclear weapons and a large stockpile of hot Russian chicks. +There is a difference between threatening to do something irl and using an online third party service that takes somebody offline for a period of time.,Which is why I gave my anecdote of my only previous experience with such a topic in order to differentiate between this current situation with deadbobbing. +No. EA designed it like that to stop 3rd party programs (aka hacks).,Works like a charm +Help with shoes! Please help me out with some good shoe recommendations. My back is starting to hurt and I'm too damn young to have a bad back. My shifts are typically 11 hours standing in the same place and it only hurts when I'm at work. Also does anyone have any specific compression socks to recommend. TIA.,I'd love to hear some suggestions as well +"Seriously, someone in my office called me this last week. I unhid ONE missing cell column and bam, I'm a tech-goddess. I'm the only 20-something in an office of women 45 and older. They think I'm a Microsoft Office genius. They don't respect my opinion at all and they hate that I'm a millennial, but boy does that change when they can't figure out how to work an animated PowerPoint slideshow.","My god, that last sentence is my work life in a nutshell." +What were you known for in high school?,Being really fucking short +"If you're looking to get hired, Paramedic school is the logical next step. That's the golden ticket man, seriously. If you're just looking to stick with fire classes, driver/operator is the most fun (and useful) in my opinion.",God I hate EMS :( But departments are starting to hire fire medics only +What is not for sale at any price?,The presidency +"I think the course I took was 2 days that started at 7 AM and went until early afternoon. I thought it was the 8 hour course, but it must've been the 10. Either way, it was pretty bad. IIRC I may have sat through a 30 prior to that for my EMT cert...","That's rough, I've just had to do a few NIMS for mine." +"WTF!!! OBAMA JUST SAID THAT WE HAVE HAD NO FOREIGN DIRECTED TERRORIST ATTACK ON U.S. SOIL SINCE HE WAS ELECTED PRESIDENT?!?! SAN BERNARDINO, ORLANDO, AND BOSTON DON'T COUNT?!?!",him saying any of those attacks were acts of terrorism would be racist +"Obama is responsible for his actions, not China's.","Theoretically he is responsible, but we know he's just a Trump's puppet now, right?" +How to properly escalate a situation quickly,Justice happened +so i guess new patch is comin in 16-17 days and we ain't tested final Barber yet... should we be worried?,"Naw, they'll just remove it 14 hours before the patch goes live." +"You know I'm OP here, right? I mean just checking as you've just told others not to feed the troll but you're replying meaning you're doing it now - aren't you?",Even a stopped clock tells the time right twice a day. +What are you going to do during this snowstorm?,What's a snowstorm? +What common mispronunciation makes your blood boil?,All the variations of Chipotle that are out there. +Newly-elected Harris County District Attorney Kim Ogg fired dozens of employees via email today.,It was Russia. +I know I will get downvoted to hell but I hate these posts. Too much hype will derail the train,What is hype may never die. +The fact that a voter can be replaced just like that is complete and utter bull shit.,Because fuck the people the people of that state who voted? +"Titanfall had made me a much, much better Lucio, and now Lucio feels like a low rent pilot.",wow racist +A response to the FA flight video: If the person next to me has a problem they can move,"Fatspreading is SO much better than manspreading, obvi" +Neither of you should be in charge of our militaryv,Clearly the US military is more intelligent than that.. +Fake news does not mean news that goes against your opinion.,"It does mean news largely based on anonymous sources, which are pretty much unverifiable." +Play Terrorist Hunt then.,Sound logic. +Corsair confirms more RGB products coming in 2017,Because no one expected that! +I'm guessing he can shoot through the windows on shields as well? This is pretty big buff to him in disguise,Pro Tip: Avoid shooting your team mates in the face. +Killa and mir are godlike on this game sheesh,It's because MLG gave killa a blue ethernet chord +yeah even Jensen peeled for him,Are... are you trying to say that wall was bad? +"Game Maker has varying prices and you can use Blender for free to model. Just so you know, Game Maker was used to make Undertale. Clickteam costs around 100$ and Clickteam Developer costs 200$ so..",Download a cracked version! +"PSA: GMS nodestone drops are acc transferable only, not tradeable","mseas cores were account tradable only for a while but when chew chew came out, all cores became tradable from drop" +"Hmm who do I want to believe. The FBI, CIA and White House, or the Kremlin",Kremlin because we don't want war with them +jane NO,Wait who is jane +"Ryan Proposes Fines, Ethics Moves on Grandstanding House Members",We don't want the American people to actually see their elected representatives working.... +"Aka, the Bunny Fufu.",I think you are referring to the bunny hop. +"I mean some people will voluntarily put up those posters. And whenever someone who's had to make that gravest of choices goes for a piss and sees one of those signs, it will feel like a needle in her heart.","And people who haven't made that decision yet, will absolutely be swayed by it...." +"i was literally moved to tears earlier today watching stories about Charlotte Figi and Vivian Wilson two little girls who were both afflicted by dozens to hundreds of seizures a day. They were on a medley of anti epileptic pills that made them basically catatonic and yeah even though these pills were helping they were also destroying their tiny bodies, Charlotte was even confined to a wheel chair at one point. The documentary then followed them and their families down the long road to try and get the right to be medicated with CBD and once they finally did it was a night and day difference. They got to be 'normal' kids for the first time in their lives and i'm sitting here thinking For fucks sake how is this even debatable at this point!? After the doc I was still so fucking angry that Wilson's family had to move from New Jersey to Colorado because Gov Chris Christie wont allow edible marijuana in NJ. Im starting to look into a career change to do SOMETHING in the medical marijuana industry either in cultivation or legislation because those two little girls melted the ice on my heart and Im not gonna let ANY kid have to ever deal with this kinda horse shit again, no matter what it takes.",I love how a department of all cops and no doctors can say if something has medicinal value or not +"I'm sorry, are you serious? You think freeze mage, the deck that revolves around thaurissan tick into thalnos/fb/fb/il/il/fireball/fireball combo, uses frostbolt and ice lance to clear minions?",You clearly haven't played much renocombo lock if you don't think Leeroy power overwhelming faceless is meant to be used on the face. +I find that a lot of kpop fans are weebs.,Unwarranted attack in my safe place. +The comic sans makes this verifiable.,"It's not fake tho, there was a video that went along with it." +Bread and circuses,"Or consumer, workers' and human rights..." +A Historical Take on Battlefield 1's Multiplayer Maps,"Job well done, thanks for your efforts" +Points for creativity. But c'mon dude...seriously?,Nothing is sacred. +"Santa teresita, pinamar or Villa Gessel those ones have tons of clubs etc, specially the last one. Remember that if you want to be in a town where is full of clubs etc it is going to be a little bit crowded although not much people is going on holidays with the shitty economy so it is going to be less people than usual if that's a thing.. there are quiet places that you should avoid like Las Toninas, that place is full dead even the sea is dead, like there are no waves in the water",If they like minors villa gessel would be awesome +Goal that we desperately needed,Yeah feel like that goal can do wknders for chelsea season +Get it yet?,Yup because the baby didnt catch any of that as a result of being exposed to a brand new environment with a barebones immune system +Those mugs are fuckin' badass.,Well too bad cause that's all there is. +Internet bully's are cancer cancer cancer cancer,*cyber bullies +I honestly completely forgot about reddit this whole week now that the semester is over. It's too late to start one now so I'll start something again next week.,I tried my hand at one this week so it's sorta okay lol. +Predecessors,this is worth a thread. +My friends dressed up to see Star Wars.,Your friends probably bring fruit cake as a legit Christmas gift too huh +Who cares that oil needs to stay in the ground anyway.,We don't Canadians to get rich from this Canadian oil. +He didn't murder his wife. Unless you believe in conspiracy theories.,So by that logic you should also accept Modi had nothing to do with 2002? +Are RGB case lights worth it?,red ones fasten up your pc by 57% +Some say it's better than bustin' a nut,IVE HAD PLENTY OF ORGASMS! +I did what everyone else on this subreddit couldn't I asked a girl out and I'm going on my first date tomorrow,god man thanks for making me feel so insecure and disgusted with myself since I CANT get one. +Guest Grumps is for non YouTubers.,Steve-O's channel has 3.6 mil subs... +Most underrated Kanye song Champions,Say You Will +Our incel friends are taking it to the next level,This gave me the strangest boner +2016 Claims Another Victim,At least you can still press F to pay respects +"wow, it's a fucking bot that just copy and pastes the original to get karma and reddit gold and insists he get credit",Please find it in your heart to forgive me for copy/pasting my own comment in response to my own content being copy/pasted +And then the board keeps on doing whatever it was they were doing because they have no real reason to stop,So then it's the system that's the problem not the CEO obviously. +Why are discs and drums both used on a car? Cheaper to use drums in the back where it doesn't have to turn?,"A couple of reasons: * Its generally cheaper * Since a very small amount of breaking is done by the rear wheels anyway, it's easy to justify * In my experience, brake shoes seem to last a little longer before needing replacement * The mechanism for the parking brake is far, far simpler and because they are self assisting, its much easier to apply a large amount of force with the parking brake in emergencies" +Maybe people should join a clan then.,yeah it should be a rule that you can only play DMM if you are in a clan +Did she just unfold into an X-Wing,Soooo does r2 sits where I think he sits? +I sensed a male energy in the women's clothing section lol,"What, you cant?" +But not for $10,Maybe stock options. +AFP's outlook on youths Hoody= Dangerous hacker flannelette= Helpful patriotic nerd,If Mr Robot has taught them anything it's that you need a hoody to hack. +Americans Think There Are 54 Million Muslims In America. There Are Only 3 Million.,"Well, now there is, but obummer is gonna let 51 million more in before leaving office." +Finally Completed the AEK60 with Neon Greens! (World first!),I bet you only have that one neon green switch +"I wouldn't doubt that there is some self ego stroking there too. Meet with actual successful billionaires and hope it rubs off on him, or at least the perception there of. Hopefully you are right and these folks can use Trump's need to be accepted and praised to usher in an era of technological advancement unseen in human history.",hahaha you forgot your +"Due to irresponsible spending, California and many of it's cities are just about broke and may need federal bailout money. There is no real threat from Gov. Snowflake and his far left, tax and spend nut jobs.","Lol, California has a larger economy than most countries." +maintained neutrality? remained neutral?,"hahahahahaha, either of these will do" +"Jesus, dude. Take it easy.",Waiting for your easiness +"They probably won't win, but it doesn't matter. I actually think that it's a good thing the DEA did this, because now there is no second guessing the fact that they are utterly corrupt and worthless. Every American citizen who understands what this means will just have to bide their time until the next election, when the idea of getting rid of the DEA entirely may inch itself closer and closer to reality",This is definitely not a good thing in any way. +Germany was doing really bad after world war I. People wanted to hear a reason why things were bad and pointing to a group that was already disliked made an easy target. You just tell everyone that once we get those leaches out that everyone will have jobs and be rich again.,Gee...where have I heard that before? +Zack ;-; I think the Scrotum looks better with the armor than an Oggy would,Fair enough +Did you see another elite edimmu earlier in the task?,"yes, 2 i think." +"Coal workers in the United States when we had a small federal government, no EPA, no unions, and no regulation.",Make America great again! +"Yeah they've done this, Dickson has that Vietnamese lady all over the place.",I'm assuming you're referring to Elizabeth Lee - she's of Korean heritage. +He was really dominant in that tournament. Crazy to see him reach such a high and then such a low shortly after.,Isles are horrible? +Today TOS suddenly started freezing. It freezes during games and it's so annoying. Is anyone else experiencing this and if so how do you fix it.,Didn't know blackmailer got a buff +"Because its for preordering, not EVGA's step up so they probably don't think people who own 1080s will go for the 1080ti. Why Nvidia is trying to get people to pre order GPUs, I don't know.","Because video game publishers push it, why not video card manufactures?" +"Shut up you fucking asshole, stupid comments like these are why I hate this damn website",You dropped this: +Basically everywhere except America.,And they call us lazy. +Wolves choked like they were filming a deepthroat scene,Seriously it's like the wolves are PunishTube starlets +Right! The most ironic thing ever,It's like rain on your wedding day +Anyone have any idea when Radiohead will announce the 2017 US tour dates? Just curious. I'm getting very antsy lol.,"when Trump's presidency is over, probably." +"Nah, OP isn't into direct confrontation. He waited until she got in the store and set it on fire.","Or, OP is the driver and photographer." +I'd kill for some CBD now. I need all of that.,It's violent drug addicts like you that forced the DEAs hand on this issue! +"There is no Muslim registry. What there WILL be is a registry of all new immigrants coming from certain at risk countries, like Iran, Iraq, Saudia Arabia, Syria, ect",You're not allowed to say that here join the circle jerk or leave +Reddit's been pwn'd. Greetz from KILLAKREW,congrats +How has no one said FTL yet? Ok. FTL. Seriously. Can't stop playing this damn game. Too good.,FTL? +how,"By being a rude, homophobic ass his whole campaign." +WTF - She can't be the maid nor the nanny...,Nor a tranny +Good thing he changes policies regularly.,Trump has shifted his position in sexual assault +Pretoria vs. Johannesburg,"You want to start a war, cause this is how you start a war." +Texas Begins $350M in Medicaid Cuts; Disabled Children Affected,"Remember everyone, both sides are to blame." +"TIFU by almost killing a guy with my nuts. I'm a baker at a company with a strict labeling policy. I accidentally made a cookie with nuts instead of a cookie without. Since the label said it didn't contain nuts, a man decided to eat one. Instantly had a reaction. Luckily he realized right away.",see now i was curious to know how you almost killed someone with YOUR nuts.. clickbait is spreading +What is the best legendary? Say your opinion on what the best legendary card in the game is! Please explain your anwser! :),#NAME? +"You aren't in traffic, you *are* traffic","You aren't stuck in traffic, you *are* traffic." +To be fair in the first place she was intending on me getting $10 on $150 so she clearly wasn't intending on my getting 20% But yeah I've never wanted to yell at a customer so much.,Tell her you'll do it for her. +So when are we going to see arachne support played in the SPL? I'll give you 15 gems if you're man enough to do it.,I will add another 5 to that +You get a discount for being a music subscriber? How do I get that?,I don't get this and I've been subscribed for over 2 years now :'( +My mom has that same phone case,Nudes or it didn't happen +"Wait, are you just saying that because of the commercials or are you serious? Cause, no, it doesn't look like a BMW","You're right, it looks more like an Audi" +Why would HHH screw him again,Because he's friends with Seth again? +Quality of Life suggestion involving kiosks and unobtainable items,Just put tape on your screen to cover them +"Personal story: I [used to] love eating sunflower seeds. I would usually have a large bag of Bigs sunflower seeds on my computer desk eating them as I played video games. One day I pop a handful of seeds into my mouth but something doesn't taste quite right. I write it off as a bad seed, every now and then you get on that doesn't taste quite right, maybe it's been roasted too long or something. But the bad taste gets much worse, fast, the worst taste I've ever tasted. I spit the mouthful into my hand and there is a stinkbug crawling among the seeds. I go rise my mouth out with water, gargle, spit, brush my teeth, chew gum, but the awful taste doesn't go away for a solid thirty minutes. It's like there was a film that covered my tongue. tldr: Almost ate a stinkbug.",Same thing happened to me except it was with Doritos and a lady bug. +"Idk seems like a good way to increase the rate of fractured necks of femurs, dementia/delerium and heart attacks to me - and I'm a med student. Osteoarthritic pain is managed much better with NSAIDs than cannabis; the only geriatric patients who might benefit from it would be those who are bed bound in palliative care with chronic pain from end-stage cancer - and they're not exactly making an effort to vote.",Judging from the rest of your posts in this thread I don't believe you for a second. +The fuck is wrong with you? Get the fuck off of reddit and go marathon all 7 movies you swine.,"In all fairness, he could probably just watch Episodes 4-7." +Sell a bfbc2 fanboy on bf1 Real simple. Loved bfbc2. Thought bf3 lost about 50% of the bf feel and bf4 was more of these same. I'm on ps4.,Rush is fun again. +Yee,well frick +"Freedom of speech is EXACTLY what i've detailed above. if i want to ask you if 'you suck dicks' and call you a 'goddamned peterpuffer' (god bless you sgt hartman)- that is without question freedom of speech no matter how mean, or rude it may seem. you seem to be under the impression that i'm talking about slander/libel. i'm not talking about slander and libel. i'm talking about the adulteration and curtailment of expression. nobody who refers to freedom of speech is ever referring to slander and libel, but the exchange of expression, opinion, and idea. Free speech IS a human right by default. it is NOT granted by your government despite people like you who think it is. it is either allowed, or prohibited by your government. lets say china comes along and installs itself over the american goverment. do you think people will just go oh well... there goes my freedom of speech- might as well shut up and sit down. if you think thats how it works, you are a foolish, foolish child. They dont gift you with your voice or free thought, you have those inherently - you are born with them. they dont magically come along and implant your frontal cortex and gift you the ability to speak. to argue that you dont have those things inherent to you is pure stupidity. there are only two cases where our government infringes on our right to freedom of speech - When denying assembly via bureaucracy, and when denying criticism of the government - both of which are abhorrent. It is not a fallacy. the reason SE can mandate speech is because my presence in their space is at-will, and is not mandatory. i'm allowed to leave. the reason SE hasnt implemented what the OP wants, and doesnt act on it, is because they understand that beyond slurs and threats of violence, that they shouldn't be interfering in that basic right.",muh free speech +He won a ring on the 03 Spurs.,yeah but he was let go by the spurs on their last title run +"Moving a square root to the other side of an equation. What do you do to move a square root from one side of an equation to another? Specifically, I have to solve for x here: t=2*sqrt(x/a)",Square both sides. +srs or joke? Because an image like the one OP has linked to is deffo not something I'd want displayed at work and if that's the case I might bring this up in the next meta thread.,A bit of both. +"Token black friends of Reddit, how racist are your white friends?","Omg all white people are racist, it's just a matter of degrees of awareness of their racism." +Jags fans. How do you do it?,we've dealt with similar pains the last two seasons +OK....? Obviously there's some cross over with 130Million people voting... That doesn't actually negate anything about what the person you responded to said.,It's (pairing Trump supporters with racism) is just kind of a silly and self defeating thing to do. +I dont understand how the devs haven't adressed hook traps. We've been clamoring for their removal for months. It's like they don't care about what we think at all.,"*Looks at sprint burst double nerf* *Looks at window double nerf* *Looks at flashlight de-buff shortly after buff* Yeah, they definitely don't listen." +"Where would most of us be if FNAF wouldnt have existed. Im sure this is asked a lot. But just think about it. If something might have happened that took you from finding FNAF, You could have a whole new perspective on it or even not even know about it.",Minecraft would take over +"Group of girls walked by me in grocery store and said Hey cutie whats up? ;). and walked away. Has this ever happened to any of you before? When a girl or her friends walk by you some place and either whistle or say Hey cutie, hottie, etc ? I just said what's up? before leaving.",Oh yeah this happens all the time! +Lol Edelman fistbumped that ref.,Aaaaaaand fined 7200 for unsportsmanlike conduct. +"Naw, that's like asking if it's gay to jerk yourself off",But is that gay? +The Rarest Soldier 76,"Oh man, this hasn't been posted before." +I await the enemy of the people headline tomorrow,Non olympian hetrosexual traitor +One of the many lessons 2016 has taught us.,its *their +"The Blades use Akaviri architecture, not Cyrodilic or Nordic.","Psh, *duh*." +This. Clearly the Republican party is now a bunch of brainwashed cult followers. If you look up the actions that Scientology uses to destroy their enemies and indoctrinate their people it is almost exactly the same as the Republican party. Clearly the Republicans are now just an extremest party. I know they think ISIS is the enemy but if they had any kind of self awareness they would realize they are just another extremist hate group.,Freeing slaves is definitely the work of a hate group +Not really though. It's simple and unoriginal,yeah and vincent van gogh paints like a two year old +All the anti vaxers I know are the same liberals who also hate floride and gluten,Gluten does have a conservative agenda. +YOU SURE TOLD HIM. ^^^Keep ^^^Up ^^^The ^^^Good ^^^Work ^^^Though. ^^^First ^^^Time ^^^I ^^^Have ^^^used ^^^Your ^^^Mod ^^^Past ^^^Alfheim!,hey at least i got vazkii to respond to me +"long hair or short hair on girls, which attract guys the most?",boobs +"Bad advice, non-Dark miracles when cast with Sunless Talisman only scale with FAI and wind up suffering massively for damage. It's only good for casting the handful of Dark miracles that scale with Spell buff, namely Gnaw/Gnawing, Lifehunt Scythe, Dark Weapon and Dead Again. In other words it's useless lol.","Ahh, did not know that, I rarely use that playstyle so I was just going off spellbuff alone." +Who would trade for Brock now? Is there any real chance this ends well for Houston?,I heard he used to play basketball somewhere. +What movie did you watch over and over again as a child?,Lion king! +"Yes, god no, eh, eh, yes Jesus fuck no, yes, yes, no, yes Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes Yes, no but its not like Nosepass was any better before, yes, yes, yes So overall: yes, with a side of wow there are way more of those than I thought",Magmortar is a star dude +My first retro Spider-Man comic! What was your first retro Spider-Man comic?,I love Mark Bagley +Sagan was always awesome and died too young to become the villain.,Sagan smoked hella weed +"If he actually has the recordings and didn't release them prior to the election, shame on him. Even if he was trying to profit off the tapes, I'd think they may have fetched more when they actually had value to Clinton and left leaning news sources. Stupid.",Maybe he wasn't interested in money so much as he was interested in protecting the well-being of his three sources +"I don't understand, did he think other teams would cheer for him when he joined the A-League? Of course we're going to boo him, welcome to competitive sports.","Any club with supporters guilty of booing and abusing the greatest footballer of all time, Tim Cahill, will be docked 9 points for bringing the FFA into disrepute" +I saw one of these fairly recently. The rear bumper had a NO PICTURES bumper sticker.,It's not a Bentley...It's a Chrysler c300 +I think they should fix the lunge distance for commando. I watched a video on yt once and they proved it was like 12 feet lol,Totally realistic +"What is that thing called when there are two babies in the womb, but one absorbs the other, then you have a person with two different DNA? Maybe you had that and now your evil twin is fighting its way out.","Jesus Christ xD, thats sounds quite deadly." +"Downvotes incoming, but how the fuck do you guys get away with holding so much? Jesus christ it was so blatant also. Can't have Americas Team losing in a primetime game to the really bad & boring Buccaneers. Biased ass announcers also.","Yea, it's not like the Bucs Oline got away with holding either." +Every C9 game :(,FeelsC9man :'( +"A 2001 Camry. Yeah, nothing to write home about.","Ah, yes, the well known 2001 Camry used for racing, taxi driving AND delivery" +Cardinal,I should call my parents when I think of them I should tell me friends when I love them +Also the switch needs power so the games can be playable. We can't have games run at 30 FPS.,Yeah totally can't have that... Because the other consoles don't have *any* games at 30fps +And yet it moves.,And yet Greece is selling even public water companies. +This meta got me thinking: were abusive sergeant and leper gnome that OP before the nerf? Maybe Blizzard should unnerf those cards? What do you think guys? With small time buccaneer and patchs in the meta those cards seems not so op than before.,"Yeah, t4 lethal is too ResidentSleeper, let's go for t3." +Good thing they're moving to Las Vegas.,Just remember this. +"It's weird how Hanzo is both insanely overpowered and very easy to use, according to everyone on reddit. Yet everyone also complains when a Hanzo is on the team.",I call this the Handsoap effect. +"Nobody cares about these things (as in, nobody would come back just for that). Give me battle modes or something.","I agree no one would come back if those were fixed, but I do think the exodus might have been less dramatic." +Obama says Democrats lost by not showing up,The Russians did it. +Portuguese DJ remixes Stranger Things and it is simply amazing.,ravin' in the upside down. +"we need to nerf axe back to the shit it was, and get the katars back, and buff sword because it's not meta enough",upvoted because i'm assuming +Life ain't easy for a vegan hobo.,That needs to be on a bumper sticker on my 2002 Hummer. +"TIL In the 1980's, Ched Paul Prudhomme started selling his Blackened Redfish seasoning. The dish was so popular that it nearly wiped out the species.","FYI, Ched is an honorific title given to accomplished chefs with an alliterative name." +I don't see why it's funny that people learn English with accents other than American.,Because Americans don't have an accent silly! +"So the boycott went over well, huh?","Yes, that one guy who said this would do $120 million was right on the money." +"I know about three million more Americans who disagree with you. People make dumb decisions, especially when rural voters make up a lot of the population.",Californians aren't Americans you silly! +He must be a Reaper main on OW,"My speedster name would be Shadow The Hedgehog, because I'm dark and edgy and Identify as a hedgehog" +"I actually agree with that statement, mainly because at this stage I believe that men are significantly, *significantly* inferior to women, to the point that men are probably closer to apes than women. The lack of impulse control on most men is a good example of this. Yeah, yeah, I know, this point of view makes me just as bad as MRAs, whatever, not really.","Haha yeah, making negative, sweeping generalizations about an entire gender is totally okay as long as that gender is male." +"Final Count: Hillary Clinton Won Popular Vote by Over 2.86 Million, Or 2.1 Percent","So with the 3 million illegal votes factored in, Trump still won the popular vote!" +I love how every fight posted on the internet now claims that the guy getting beat up was a bully.,Its always the bigger person who is the bully. +"To buy Train Simulator 17 and all DLC, or a used car?",Used car and Civilisation 6. +"Unsurprisingly heard this one told the other way around, oh well.","Flemish people are so poor, they even recycle Dutch jokes." +The situation for Chow Chows isn't much better :(,Yeah but the chowing is in their name +Me irl,darkness imprisoning me +Go to a bar and try to pick up a stranger. The ultimate social interaction test ;),u/maggie_noodles_ maybe go to a juice bar or something? +"Eh, it's mostly oil on the money",Because they can't afford cocaine? +Those pieces of the turbo went somewhere.,There's no way they went IN to the engine. +You're in the Seattle area?,DFW actually +"That was the first thing I thought when I just rewatched it- you can immediately see them flinch backwards with a brief 'WTF?' look flitting across their faces. That they did what any polite person (especially a journalist) would do and go back to smiling is not proof that Clinton did not have a bizarre mentaloid spaz attack right on camera. Now, where's my goddamn cold chai?","You can even see her mouth the words, Are you okay?" +Just hold forward,"No send nudes at the end , 0/10" +Um Sunday,timezone +A great many species. Few realize (or care) how serious this is.,Only somewhere between 50 and 100 per day are becoming extinct though +Official Trailer - Seasons of Heaven for Nintendo Switch,So was this said to be in-game footage or not? +Damn that was fast. I was going to especially since they have paypal... but.. we will see what AMD has to offer. I hate being tied to a monitor technology for the rest of my life :|,I'll see you on the red side. +"This is amazing! Because I (genuinely) dislike eggplant, whereas everyone else seems to like it. In fact, it is just about the only vegetable I won't eat. It's horrible, slimy and bitter. It's so nice to be able to say this without being judged!","But when you make your own eggplant dish, it will be different!" +8 man ppr choose 2 Woodhead Gordon Langford Ware Rawls Jennings Leaning towards Langford and ware...,Woodhead and Ware +"It's 2016 and the people who've just been put in charge of the most powerful country in the world are using logic like this to subvert scientific evidence in favour of their own dogma. Jesus fucking christ, what happened to us?",But mai emails begazzzzistan commy guns +Remember that time ~~Obama~~ 'Barack HUSSEIN Obummer' was going to cancel the election and declare marshal law? I've been hearing that one for eight years now.,"Well, he still has about a month." +The people care and we're fucking angry.,Good thing that's 100% irrelevant to what actually happens in government. +Don't compare lesbians to men!,"I know anecdotal stories aren't helpful, but I can recall more instances of inappropriate advances from lesbians than by men." +Poll: Dems more likely to unfriend people due to political posts,That's what happens when you teach that pro intellectually biased liberal curriculum +What will the US do if people don't like Bill?! Nothing? Oh geez!,Wait he's not running? +Sources: GBM to jungle for Team Vitality,Soo.. is it not too late for Fnatic to get Lira and Ikksu...? +KDE is bloated and resource hungry... 338MB RAM used in idle mode,How much work can you do in idle mode my dude... +Thalnos is like the rug. He ties the room together.,The Chinaman peed on your Thalnos? +someone screenshot this because I bet the Muslim apologists will delete your comments,No no no that religion is way too peaceful to ever do anything like this +Four Washington electors refuse to vote for Clinton,Democrats need to bring their electors to heel. +"Also, Japan doesn't have an R or L, so they both sound like some kind of D.",Explain video game console shoulder buttons then. +I can make my way through a crowd very easily. Concerts and busy shops are a breeze!,The problem with this is it's impossible to travel with others because either you end up waiting for them every 10m or you lose them for an hour. +"Liberals and progressives also need to have more kids. Though the country is becoming more liberal, slowly, the tide is further slowed by the fact that many conservatives are -massive- breeders.",This is why Trump needs to make abortions free. +We can 1-0 too you know.,we were the kings of 1-0 games in '13-'14 +Why Germany is so dangerous place?,It really isn't. +C++ Functional Programming For Masochists,In some ways more possible than for Java... +"I actually enjoy my consoles and hate when the typical zomg pc is better stuff comes up. I also pay for xbox live, $35 a year isn't shit really, and the quality of games they give out (not always the best) can be pretty damn good.",How is it only $35 for you? +best soup dumplings in san antonio? I did not know these existed until recently when I visited Chinatown in NYC. Any good soup dumplings around here that are comparable to the east coast?,Nope. +IT WASNT A DRAW! We won hanamura 2-1 and it gave us a draw. WTF,Pics or it didn't happen +Yep,Thanks +Rural crime rates versus urban.,"Yeah, all those white street gangs running around Compton and Chicago." +Trump Adds Another Billionaire to His Cabinet,Drain that swamp! +"Well, this is really only about the Americans in MLS. I'm sure foreign players like Accam and Matarita have attained interest too.",Accam has played in Europe and was probably the best player on the team. +Not true capitalism either though...,Thankful for that. +What in the hell does pre-ordering even do for you? It's not like there won't be any copies available at release.,Pre-order bonuses are sometimes nice +"It has more to do with your vape setup, the juice you're using, and belive it or not, a little technique. Source: I have a friend who has competed",You need to get better friends +Before and after when this bank note was called a good boy.,Before and after when this bank note was called a good ~~boy~~ Mao. +ITT: People to young to remember the 90s and how long the Clinton family has been a bag of shit.,"Yeah, those terrible late nineties... Such a horrible time for our country...Not." +When do people not in the military get to know what happened?,Most likely after the investigation is concluded. +We need a crusade,yes lets make the problem even worse +Refusal to allow your child to attend this trip will result in a Racial Discrimination note being attached to your child's education record.,"are they still doing this shit, three years later?" +Lose and Go Cloud,"If it happens so frequently you should just adapt to it, especially if they're all playing so similarly" +It didn't get locked.,"Whether it did or not, it's a dumb pointless comment to make." +Recently paid Trump: * Republic of Azerbaijan * Kuwait * Bahrain Fucking seriously.,But... but... but... Clinton foundation.... +I'm guessing they'd need to rewrite the current Cursed Child script to get him onboard. Right now it's a crappy mess.,"As someone who has no intention of reading the book, can you explain why it's a crappy mess?" +"Damn, that's what he was missing. He kept looking a bit barebone to me but I couldn't remember what exactly he was missing.",I think it's the lack of a like a big jacket collar too +If only my 50k reward points would hit from the Xbox One S I bought 2 weeks ago.,"Don't worry, it'll hit your account right after the sale ends." +I think the real answer is fuck no,"I would have also accepted, you lost get over it." +"I want kids but I also want to protect my financial assets. Anything I can do to prevent future loss (from divorce/nullified prenup) to minimize potential fallout? It seems heartless to just kick the mother out of a kid's life so I've been contemplating on how I should approach this. I feel really shitty just thinking about having a family, especially after the reality I was exposed to because of swallowing the red pill","you could always adopt.. good luck though, because nowadays all men are rapists/child molesters" +This diecast doesn't actually come with a free hood,Well the car has a hood so technically +Chase drivers at tire tests I don't think it's fair that Truex got a tire test this week at Martinsville. No Chase driver should be able to attend these at future Chase tracks. Thoughts?,But ma underdog +"This, plus a willingness to flop. Nobody remembers the time your witty comeback sucked - but they do remember the good ones... As long as your ratio isn't **that** bad lol.","Pro tip: if it's bad, make sure it seems like it was on purpose." +"Before telescopes people knew it didn't. Only the church brought that belief back, but the Ancient Greek, Roman, and Hindu knew it was the other way around. Hell, the ancient Greeks calculated the size of the earth, its orbit, predicted the size of the moon, and the distances between all of them. Without telescopes a lot was done based on shadows, time, location, and light.","No no, Columbus discovered the Earth wasnt flat!" +What becomes more fucked up the longer you think about it?,The letter J. +It looks like a scene from a movie. Doesn't even look real,Reservoir Dogs +Got a berner myself,"He lost the primary, GET OVER IT REDDIT" +"PC builders. Like someone who has the best setup money can buy are labelled spoiled and a stupid consumer. While people with minimal setups are labelled cheap and not a real builder. Like wtf is there a sweet spot where performance is divided by amount spent or something? And dont get me started on their attitudes towards apple products, gaming laptops, consoles etc. Overall most of those people are shut in nerds who think knowing about consumer grade computers makes them better than casual gamers who don't live in the basement and play games all day with the lights turned off. Fuck em.",PC master race. +HMJB while I ride my bike with no training wheels,Thank God he had that helmet. +What's it good for?,Absolutely nothing! +Does that excuse Trump Supporters of using it?,If the Clintons do something it's alright apparently +What happens when you go to piratebay now.,Still fine with TPG +Lying NYT says Turkey ambassador shooter shouted God is great! when he really said ALLAHU AKBAR!,"He may have been a Methodist terrorist, or Unitarian, religion has nothing to do with it" +I think it's on PS4 VR now too!,With downgraded graphics too! +Or grow up as a black kid in any city in America!,"Shh, you should know not to talk about the larger issue on reddit, silly!" +600+ KEYS GREAT OFFERS,Striker Rubber Duckie for 500 keys. +"crimson lightnings crazy offers , message psn:bami-sjiev",1 key there u go crazy offers +"In my day we didn't have all this mental health bullshit. We just got on with it, toughed it out, and then eventually died a nice natural death from a heart attack age forty before we became a drain for anyone. Now people not only expect to reach old age, they expect people to help them when they're feeling a little bit sad. It's madness I say, madness! Once we defund mental health entirely people will realise that they don't need it and just get back down the mines. Wait and see.",You forgot the +For Republicans everything is a partisan issue,"Yeah, Democrats always cross party lines." +you and your's,yours's +If Merkel hadn't opened up the borders for a free for all then that gentleman wouldn't have entered the country and thus the attack wouldn't have been carried out.,If the guy who invented the car didn't invent the car no one would have driven a truck in a crowd. +"Quick survey of good and bad customer care by companies Hi all , For fellow radian I would like to get list of companies with good and bad customer care. Please share your experience by which you concluded your rating .",Bad customer Care +Hypothetical battle.,you must be a joy to hang out with at parties +How the Pixel's software helped make Google's best camera yet,DSLRs are obsolete now +Sorry man. If you still don't have enough just check back with vendors on reset day. Also ghost drops will increase in packages and will be added to Archons Forge loot table so you might get one from there if it's even possible.,Yeah I'm counting down the days until reset +Who ever made this is a mucking fonster.,"Ikr, fucking imperial system user!" +"After ignoring Linux for years, Adobe releases Flash 24 for Linux",Will it run on Windows 95? +Nah. You can only do that with blue jeans and pop music.,Or as Advent Loyalists +F.C. Copenhagen to sign CS:GO team,I wonder who they will sign +Stone Hatchet & Stone Pickaxe to expensive?,Yeah chopping one rock and two trees to craft both tools are too much for me. +kanye verse wack? get a grip please,Yeah how dare you call a kanye verse wack on this sub? +Duke fan slaps baby,"Here come all the Cameron Crazies, blindly defending more heinous actions!" +Cookie Clicker,Thanks +At least his stream is good for smth now,"m0E really seemed to land allot of clutch bets, i would go for gambling advice" +I was being sarcastic,Since that's always a good idea on the internet +Jaheira and Khalid are in Nashkel with me. The quest won't finish though,Talk to the mayor! +Sooners' Joe Mixon: 'It felt like a dude hit me',Good thing he broke her face... that'll show her not to hit like a man +"With the season ending for most of us, who is on your do not draft list for next season? Marshall and Ingram were the biggest headaches and traded Ingram away for Baldwin later in the season. Who is on your list that you will avoid for the next draft?","AP, Gurley, JAX offense." +Rocket seen from plane.,Hopefully seeing this made sitting next to the wing (and thus engine where all the friggin cabin noise comes from) a little more palatable. +EXTREMELY. ACCURATE. Springtrap Model By Mistberg.,Forgot the +The entire concept of having to file for permission is obscene. The very designation of a building zone should automatically approve a whole long list of what can be done there without involving city hall further other than code compliance.,"Not the British way, old chap" +"If power was the only thing making a console successful, the Vita would have all the third party games while the 3DS would be dead in the water.","That's why the Wii U sold so well, right?" +The upvotes beg to differ,because mean people are never upvoted on reddit +not arguing b that would imply that Trump's people have a valid viewpoint rooted in reality. I'm just making fun of that shit.,"Well, there was some saudis on the planes so it had to be the saudi government!" +NFL GM Called Players Skipping Bowl Games to Prep For Draft 'Selfish (Expletive)',"Ya, because if there's anything the NFL has proven it has, it's integrity." +"Not the full damage as it only charges with LOS, which winston periodically broke.","Damage increases universally across his ultimate, so if he charges full and someone walks into his line of sight, they're getting a nice 1500 damage round to the dome." +Super disappointed about Bahamut,I hope the future updates include Bahamut being usable. +Berlin Police - We have the wrong man,Time for a good old Reddit investigation! +As a black dude I hate seeing everyone so actively anti-racism that they got people afraid to say black and shit like that. Truth is that's gonna push everyone further apart if everyone's always thinking about what they can and can't say,"Meh, we have a new president now, you can stop worrying about what word people may use." +"Marital Counseling after Stroke? Are there any psychologists who specialize in marital counseling after a stroke? I'm looking into sending my parents to one to smooth some issues out. I haven't run into any in my area, but I was wondering if this existed anywhere? Does anyone have advice on seeking one out? (We're about three years post stroke. My dad is different mentally and physically, but still my dad. My mom is his primary caregiver, and it's caused a bit of stress.)",I went to a counselor and she had a lot of compassion with my grieving (loss of function) and my non-filter and lack of observation (it took 4 or 5 months to notice she had a thick Cajun accent) So it's brain trauma --- most will have training for this. +If you enjoy le sexytimes this comic is for you because that's mostly what it is. Hot girls walking around with some awkward nerdy guy in the middle like an anime protagonist,Isn't the nerdy guy actually a nerdy girl? +"Thanks, I'll keep that in mind in the future. At the time, I didn't even know what the executive team was.",Likely the same folks you reached through BBB. +In 2010 Samardo Samuels was getting like 20 minutes a game with the Cavs.,You could answer this question with about half the Cavs roster from those dark years. +Turning from a scratch or bite makes no sense?,Always seemed like the walker wounds cause sepsis in the person. +I always thought that rainbow dash looked like a Dragonball Z character in this scene. This is one of my favorite episodes.,There are no ball dragons here +What is Triple Q's twitter picture from?,Transylvania +"Which you can if you sign up for the $19.99/mo Freedom Package, available now from Comcast.","Don't give them ideas, they pay eighty monkeys to think of this crap!" +wtf is with the Mexican condiments? Why go through the effort of Asian style beef and nori and then just kinda give up?,Because if it is bended therefore is a taco and must have the mexican look. +"Why are some people upset about SHR moving to Ford? With the paint schemes starting to come out, I keep reading comments saying they don't look right as a Ford or they would be better if they were Chevy. Teams switch manufacturers often. Why are people unhappy about the switch?",Because if Ford or Toyota wins it isn't real NASCAR the way Dale intended damnit! +Cheat,K +20XX vs. The Ganondorf Challenge (TAS),I bet Hax could do it. +There's no way Cuban has a billion in liquid assets it would be a complete waste. Not even buffet does that it makes zero financial sense,"No youre right it was an embellishment to prove a point, but typically brokers do look at liquid assets (among many other indicators) over held assets when assessing a company and is a strong indicator of actual value." +"He even confessed that he is, in fact, a nice guy.",Can't you see what a nice guy he is though? +But you are supposed to capitalize every word in a title.,"Well......well......but, he used the wrong form of their/there/they're, so they're you go." +Does this belong here?,Jeez I wonder why no one wants to have sex with him... +What a disaster - Alonso team radio,What does he say after 'behind Renaults' and before 'what a disaster? +Anon makes a point,"I mean, right?" +"Yeah? At 18 you were ready to build the infrastructure necessary, but *laws* got in your way?",Yeah turns out they don't like it when you run to Home Depot and buy a box of Cat5e and tie it to a rock so you can sling it up around the neighborhood's poles and have 400 cables coming into your bedroom window plugged into a dozen Linksys switches. +"Blending is bad, mmkay. It can lead to extracting more nutrients from plants but it can also lead to cutting longer chains of carbohydrates into smaller ones, which burn quickly and can lead to weight gain. Whole food is always better than processed food because the stomach cannot accurately calculate caloric intake if the food is processed. This one sentence alone explains the majority of America's obesity problem. If you're going to do smoothies, the experts recommend more greens and less fruit than is common. and no added sugar. As for blenders, if it's sold by David Avocado Wolfe, it's a scam. If it'll blend a phone, it's good.",TIL that food blenders break molecular chains & that our stomachs can calculate calories. +Oak City Supporters on Twitter: NCFC's Away Kit.,This is so exciting! +N.C. Christian Bible Study Group Leader in reference to upcoming presidential election: the Old Testament is full of situations where God used even evil men to accomplish his will,And how does inspiring/commanding a human to do an evil thing fit into this dude's cherry picking version of bible interpretation? +"Update on Metagame Documentary? Has anybody heard any updates about this? Last I heard it was supposed to come out winter this year, but there is only 10 days left in the year?",Really gave himself a small window considering Winter starts tomorrow but then the new year starts 9 days after that +"You believe Trump to be a racist and sexist and you are saying that whether you intended to be or not everyone who voted for him is now a racist and sexist. I thought the same about Clinton, I felt the way she spoke about voters as objects and the way she pandered to individual groups showed an inherent racism. I feel her late switch in 2013 to support gay marriage shows her as anti LGBT. So can I now claim that you and every other Clinton supporter is racist and anti-gay?","Nope and thinking that just shows how much of a racist, mysogonist, sexist, homophobic, angry, uneducated white man you are." +"From the warrant unsealed today: Clinton had over 2,115 classified emails on her private server",Damn that Comey for making her lose! +"General anesthesia is rarely used by surgeons unless it is absolutely necessary, as roughly 0.5% of people face complications (sometimes fatal) when put under general anesthesia. Instead, they use relaxants and local anesthesia.",I think he ment: what peta does to puppies. +I do hope you realize I was kidding.,Me too guess we both needed that oppressive +What celebrity is aging really beautifully?,Lindsey Lohan +9-Jul,That's some 7 and 9 bull shit! +"LA and Vicinity Astroview, 1968",Amazing how green socal was back then! +Brah skrillex was in tranzit,Wait really +When do you think the 2017 series will come out? Jesse has said in one of his recent streams that a big company has bought the movie and he's thinking that it will release in about another three months so around March hopefully. However he has also said on multiple occasions that he wants the Doc to come out and he wants to release all the BTS before he goes into a new series because he doesn't want two things on his channel distracting from one another. But he's also said he has around 1 years worth of BTS he can release. So the question is when do you think the 2017 series will happen? and how fast will he have to release BTS for him to make that 2017 mark? Because I'd imagine he has a lot to go through?,The 2017 series IS the doc :000 +Judge Judy really didn't play no games,smh no divorce court? +Other kin dream come true,Thoughts and prayers are with the victim +"Why not add Mystic Coins to Chest of Loyalty? People are always suggesting ways to get more, and other things. It was just a random thought. You could have a Chest of Loyalty give 10 Mystic Coins by default, then have another 10 as another option. Might get more coins floating about, random thought.",why not just make mystic coin the guaranteed festive slot on black lion chests +Laura was a genius.,"Yes, Laura needed pork to attract a horny young man to her vagina." +You're welcome. Yeah they mean ratios and other stuff. Good luck on growing your first mushrooms by the way. I think my first questions here was also a half pint question.,Thanks and I am pretty sure that it will be a fun experience. +Billy Eichner rants about Ratatouille - Billy on the Street,"Let me guess, he's sassy and upset?" +"That means it works be govt owned and controlled.. that's never a good thing for anyone, but i guess you live in your own little world there don't you? Ffs","Yea, corporations know best!" +Can you imagine how people would react to Lexus rebranding a Corolla with only some window dressing?,Forgot this? +Oh wow thank you!! I'll PM you.,Would be nice if i could know too! +That's pretty fucked up don't you think?,Someone needs to fill those for profit prisons. +Somebody has never seen anchorman...,"I don't think you have, or you forgot the" +"Here's my idea. Every month we all put aside some of our money in one account, and then whenever anyone gets sick, they can just go to that account to get some money to pay for it. Nope, it'll never work. Never in a million years. Even though all those other countries made it work, it would never work. No, what we have to do is every month we put aside some of the money we make and give it to a massive corporation. And then if we get sick we ask the massive corporation to pay for it. But they also get to take some of that money for themselves. And the amount they get to take goes up whenever they come up with a reason why the sick people can't have the money they've been paying to the corporation! That's the real lynch pin of the whole deal.",But the government can't be trusted! +Smog refugees flee Chinese cities as 'airpocalypse' blights half a billion,"Yes, but when will the collapse happen?" +Your salty tears for starters.,Good to see you're capable of rationally defending your position. +EU's highest court delivers blow to UK snooper's charter,Obviously better get out quick then! +I will say that racing seats and harnesses are not the most friendly for a daily,Yeah I can basically only afford stock if anything so I don't think racing seats are even an option for me lol. +His mom is Japanese,Same thing. +"I know a common criticism of politicians is that they don't follow through on campaign promises, but *god-damn* this guy hasn't even been inaugurated yet and he's **already** gone back on most of what got him elected in the first place. I cannot understand how he still has supporters. How he still has so-called progressive supporters. Our country is in the process of giving the keys of power over to a man who has *no fucking idea* what conviction is.","Well, if he plays his cards right and keeps backing out of his promises, he can get into office with a clean record of no promises made, so he gets off scott free!" +middle east arms race =\= safer america,we MIGHT be safer if half the middle east is glass and what's left is 5x as angry as they currently are. +ddos,Need to know their ip tho +They might have his tax returns tho,those will just show us how smart he is +Being ex-Mormon is like getting Geico for Mormonism.,I just save a shit ton of money by switching from counterfeit masonic ceremonies to the Devils Bean +"Iran/Contra, might as well be Obama's fault in their mind. Their disconnect from reality runs that deep.",Oliver North is an American Hero for selling those weapons to Iran. +Alien: Covenant Photo of Katherine Waterston Evokes Memories of Ripley and the Whole Visual Tone of Alien,"Whew, I was worried they weren't going to tick off all the things people liked about Alien." +Canada: we never make it in the bar because we're stuck holding the door for everyone else.,"You idiots, stop letting the other countries in!" +It's pretty obviously Andrew Luck.,"Pssssh, that scrub didn't even make the pro bowl" +Are there any questions worth only a point or two? I keep scoring in the teens or twenties when I say things like occasionally forget to thank my partner for doing nice things.,"Omg, your partner must feel totally worthless." +"I have a 26 ft extension ladder. NOT FUN TO CARRY THAT FUCKER AROUND... AT ALL. I picked up one of the collapsing guys that can be a 26ft extension or an 11 foot step ladder. Much easier to carry around, but now it takes 3x as long to extend it. You'd be better off with a catapult.",Trebuchets can launch a 90kg stone 300 meters. +"You're only saying that because you didn't see the messages, lol",Pretty sure that was +Where is Zarahemla!?,Where is Waldo? +Happy Autumnal Equinox (aka Gold Plates Day),"Do you have any recommendations for a burial mound, oh I mean glacial drumlin where I can go digging?" +Trying to say epilepidemic out loud gave me epilepsy.,"Now I have diebeetus, thanks" +Chinese import iron. No big loss. Buy Lodge instead.,I can't afford a $14 made in America lodge skillet..... +Police Officer Helps Speeding Student Tie His Tie,Omg white privledge if that was a black man he'd be shot. +"Thanks Obama for thinking before you speak, and choosing your words and actions carefully. Is this feedback on the POTUS or is this feedback for a first grader?",Also ehm.. thank you for ehm... being so articu-ehm...-late (for a black man). +The article date is 12/25/2001,"Wow, I'm an idiot for not catching that." +Alexandre Lacazette (Lyon) goal against Angers (1-0),Man another goal that the referees gave us #PenaltyPourLyon +"I'm seriously going to put a fake (male) name on my resume, leave off a bunch of jobs, and outright lie about my graduation dates, for my next job application. Employers are getting ridiculously picky.",What/where did you graduate from? +Random but....are those the free ramekins you get with Gu stuff?,"Forgive my ignorance, what's Gu?" +"Hello throwaway911858, I am sorry about this. Just to clarify, did you submit a price match claim request or did you send an email? If you sent an email, what was the date of the email sent and what was the subject title used? Thank you, Darlene (Newegg_Support)",Submitted a claim request. +"Didn't think about it that way. Very much appreciate the advice, going to give this a shot and go for classes if there's no improvement. Thank you!",Thankfully I never made any mistakes with my dogs. +"can confirm, am 20 and haven't ever felt like anything was done for the kids.",What...the cops didn't have a DARE program in your town? +Party of Lincoln!! *waves confederate flag*,The flag is just representing their heritage - like a coat of arms. +Maybe 3ds is more suited to that. Sure dc vc anywhere would be awesome.,Uh... +Don't forget the millions of nonviolent criminals who ended up in jail thanks to his wife.,Well if they had just said no! +"Well, uh, technically, nah...","Have you ever caught a good guy, like a real superhero?" +Who is the redditor of the year?,u/lordtuts +requests to see backpacks and weapons on the selection screen were made since the beginning of GW2. And I would love it! maybe some day it will be sneakily patched in with a future update and when everyone starts the game they flip their shit. :D,For just one day on April Fools as the ultimate troll +Just like leaderboards.,"I found the release date of the leaderboards: Infinity that means they'll work on making it forever, isn't that great?" +It's just a graphical glitch,Actually it's photoshopped +"This sub got called out by AH guys many time for overanalyze things, this isn't the first time.",They also shit on anyone here even if they give thought out constructive criticism. +Fighters vs. Doors,I heard the Door only got 10K to show +It is taking forever to load. I think it might be under heavy demand.,"And, that does make sense since they just sent out the email to push ticket sales this morning." +Well I mostly just don't like looking up and seeing another planet fly across the sky in two minutes.,Well just don't look at the sky +What state though? No one will have them.,Give them to Cuba as a gift +Thornton is 90,He's actually only 37 +Es obvio que es un pato,Ese ojo si que puede ver (? +Tons of clients are 802.11a only such as cisco wifi phones and warehouse scanners.,People actually *use* Cisco wifi phones? +Big variation depending on what nationality you are,Why is this relevant? +Front page again guys! Kaway kaway,#PinoyPride +"Same, I ended up building a $1.8k hearthstone machine",You built an iPhone? +I just made a comment about this on another thread. Guys seem to get extra pissed when they're not playing well and lose then find out that they lost to a girl. I got some pretty mean and nasty comments from a sore loser. He used the words slut and cunt a lot (along with some super rapey comments to try to sound intimidating). Like I'm sorry I'm such a slutbag for killing you a lot. You're on the other team so I thought that was the objective of the game. Would I be less of a slut if I tried to play shitty and let you win? I avoid using the mic much anymore unless I'm playing with people I know or there is obviously a decent amount of other girls in the lobby.,If you play badly then you're a fake gamer girl who has no right to be playing the games in the first place. +"But remember people, Nintendo will always be at death's door, and all of these 3DS sales are just putting off their inevitable slow demise unless they go third party... you know, just like Sega. Just be mindful of it, it's coming..... aaaaaaany second now.",You forgot the +"Lee Hyori, Primary, SHINee's Jonghyun & Jung Ryeo Won revealed to have participated in Uhm Jung Hwa's comeback album",Excuse me for a second while I die of happiness +"Nuhuh. This is the one scapegoat I don't believe. You guys mark up the prices like there's no tomorrow on these ones. And you're blaming it on the hospitals. I 100% don't believe this is the truth, or at least the full truth. Too many rich people in solid gold mansions to believe that.",You dropped this: +I think it was pretty well known already that they successfully stole the Death Star plans. :),DUDE SPOILERS WTF +"The thing I find odd is here all these families are living and working together - but it seems like the family values folks are the ones who overwhelmingly trash millennials for living at home. If things are ok at your parent's home, they welcome your living there and you like it as well, why not?",Because then you're a taker instead of a maker....clearly. +Only my nut-sack is salty. Ivanka can confirm.,Good one did your wife's boyfriend teach you that at family dinner night? +33 y/o stay at home dad. I don't even have a hand to hold up the sign. Roast me,So can you confirm that stay at home dads don't receive fellatio? +Lol good luck with that sweet sweet bankruptcy when you end up in the hospital over some dumb shit. And with a marketplace plan you would NEVER be paying that price after subsidies unless you make roughly 120K.,Yeah but he wasn't in the hospital all year! +I cant wait until my two get older and I get a list like this it will be a glorious xmas that year :D,Hopefully Star Citizen will finally get released by then. +I think I know her. That expression looks so familiar.,That's racist +"I'm heading home to my freighter for Christmas. Thank you for posting in this subreddit, I'm amazed on a daily basis by you folks and by No Man's Sky itself. My hope for 2017 is to see this game advance even further. No hatred, keep calm. Have a merry Christmas everyone!",I think you meant to say happy holidays... +Mexico fireworks blast: Dozens killed in Tultepec explosion - BBC News,Must be more of those Islamic radical terrorists +I don't get mains in this game. I like playing some characters but I'll switch when needed or just go the hero we need initially.,Unless its a mercy main then they deserve all the upvotes since ugh noone else picks healer in bronze and mercy clearly is the best healer if their stupid team would protect them from stupid cheating genji for once who should have the decency to not attack a mercy main aka pillar of mankind +"That is fat. You can be fatter than this, but the line for fat/not fat has been passed by that woman.",But she showed us her calf! +Interesting idea. Would give players a reason to shoot rockets efficiently at higher parts of base. Could be hard to balance tho,thus is life in game development +Corrupted Mashu ***CONIRMED?!***,"It is actually a hint of interlewds, as we will be eating the tasty body of Mashu." +"Or, better idea, my vote shouldn't be worth 80% of some uneducated idiot in the midwest.",yeah having a system where all you need to do is pandering to the cities is a system that would totaly work! +Sisters,Is it wierd that I knew that ass right away. +We need to up the propaganda machine to distract people from this. Get Trudeau to visit more Mosques stat! We also need a 300% increase in daily Syrian refugee puff pieces by the CBC.,With any luck Newfoundland gets a back breaking winter snowstorm and we can halt all coverage of this embarrassing navel gazing to have three days of stories about how we get snow and ice in winter in Canada. +He meditated w Yoder cmon,Not when he's first contacted in the Death Star hanger Can't tell if +So little storage AND no headphone jack? Overpriced garbage.,"Ay man, dont talk that way about apple products" +"They split the rest of the world on a per country basis, too. My condoleces to all those countries that were assigned to Aldi Nord.",;_; +"yeah if you want a shitty, generic, non-realistic looking, non physics interacting 'boom' particle generator.. if you want it looking good, lighted well, proper shadows, proper LOD, etc, then that takes work.",Because the object just vanishing from existence is ***so bleeding edge*** +"Disable your device passcode until the jailbreak & tweaks gets stable, if you guys wants to install and try the tweaks. This helps you access filesystem and ssh to device as the device doesn't get encrypted upon boot and connects to wifi automatically!",thanks for the amazing security tips! +Or get him a yeti cup and ruin his mojo,He'd have to start wearing a suit of armor. +Innocent and Not Guilty are not the same thing. This is something you're supposed to learn in high school.,"That's literally how I learned this, in eighth grade someone in my class asked our teacher his opinion on OJ and he answered, Well, he was found 'not guilty,' but that doesn't mean 'innocent.'" +Ah it makes sense now. Close to or at 90th min is when the illogical b.s. happens to help one side secure a win or prevent any goal depending on which side is favoured by the Ai.,"Naaaa, all in your head." +Yeah. I should probably read a book rather than browse Reddit when riding the train.,Reading Reddit comments is beneficial for me for my reading comprehension. +... felt uncomfortable around coffee tables.,My family used to jokingly refer to them as Postum tables. +"28% of white Trump *opponents* rate blacks as less evolved. To me that was the saddest part. According to the article, the results skew in the direction you'd probably expect based on party affiliation and income level, but the margins are embarrassingly narrow and baselines embarrassingly high. I can only hope it was a poorly conducted survey or that the 28% was mostly good people misinterpreting the out-of-Africa theory on human evolution/migration, but perhaps that is hoping for too much.",Evolution is science talk! +"It's too far from now to even consider giving a shit about who's running in 2020, but if anything, I think Clinton would do a huge favor for liberals if she would just go away. Like, please, just go away",Lol four years is too far away for me to even think about..... +"Honestly, I just picked Middletown because it's the city I could think of on the lower end of the CT river. I don't get over in that area much. I am sure Middletown is fine.","Thanks for your honesty haha, Middletown is actually pretty nice imo." +"Since this joke isn't funny, I won't be either. Why wouldn't the farmer just send some sheep to market? Maybe sell some off?","why not just send all his sheep to market, then he won't have to worry about keeping any of them" +"Any one else notice? Behavior when moving structures If you place an object directly on top of another object of equal size, the one you are moving will be placed there and the other object will automatically move to where the original object was. This only seems to work with objects of exact equal size. For example, pick up an Elixir Collector and place directly on top of a mortar. They swap places! Try the same with a smaller object (e.g. air defense) and it doesn't work. Apologies if this has been posted before, just a small item I just noticed and don't remember seeing in the past. Perhaps a little quark they quietly introduced in a recent update.","It was added with the May update when they added scout view and photo mode to the editor, but it works outside the editor too." +Boxbox should just get that operation already and be done with it.,But why would she become a guy +"Well that takes all of two seconds, then you can peace out? Faster then a gift exchange!",How about a bump and a hit of peace out. +"Fuck people who try their best to change that, hey?","I did not say that, soutie." +Tragically Hip frontman Gord Downie chosen as Newsmaker of the Year,Where's Trudeau? +"If it's so typical, maybe you should go ahead and post your comments on this mythical 'screddit' where no one will care. Better yet as a certain presidential candidate said, delete your account.","Cute, kid" +NSFW Cat butthole surprise!,What did i just witness..... +"The hill behind O1 on mountain town is really oP, and allows for easy spawn trapping.",Why do the trees look so screwed up and easy to see through +And the most epic 'Soul' goes to Sing for Absolution!,That line gives me shivers every time +"A replacement Note 7 has caught fire rather publicly, be careful everyone",I love this phone but with all this faulty battery mess i regret not waiting for a pixel XL or an iPhone 7 plus. +Pretty hard to get banned? ROFL,I was thinking the same thing..heh. +What deserves its popularity?,Tomogachis .. +Man kills step mom after cowboys win,Seems like a good reason to me +"What will you miss most from the regular season? With it being the last week of regular season of football, I'm gonna miss clicking into every game thread to see anger, acceptance, sadness, and joy from both fanbases when all the games are going on at the same time. Some teams went up 21-0, and the reactions just by going to thread were priceless. It'll be months again before I ever get to have fun doing that.",I'll miss all the ratings threads +sale is shit lol,its been up for 3 minutes christ +"$3,100 Zev Glock 17",Do they charge an extra $1500 for the ported holes in it? +Note: Boots on the ground isn't an answer for this question. So don't answer that.,Rules are meant to be broken. +People shouldn't be aloud to give money/benefits to their children. It's not fair because some people work and when they become wealthy they pass it onto their kids. We should ban all inheritance.,I Honestly hope this was sarcastic man... seriously... +"So because excellent education exist in wealthy suburbs, it's okay that we're ranked 40th?",Poor people should just stop being poor +Why Zuckerberg & Chan's $3 billion investment to fight human disease just might live up to the hype,yeah but what have they done recently? +"Mana buff isn't worth it to take for this reason, you get bursted and die. Take damage as its easier to contest, waste money on mana pots, or play an early god such as Cama or Erlang.",Cama with very good clear +Yep. That's the one. And you are exactly right.,Thanks. +"My younger siblings and I were fighting. My dad made all of us get into one large tshirt and walk around the block together. We were like 13, 9 and 8. We have framed pictures of our walk of shame in the living room.",RemindMe! +TrumpLand and Clinton Archipelago,What more proof do you need Trump is extremely more popular than Clinton? +Or...SNEAK ATTACK You never saw it coming.,Well now that you told me about it I will How stupid is our country +Fuck yea George Karl saying what needed to be said.,Cuz Melos dead dad needed to be addressed yeah so glad he finally said it +Who do they think buys calendars?,How the fuck are you supposed to know what day it is without a calendar +"Holy shit.. Could you calm down? USA is one of the few countries to not have a female leader, pretty much any EU country have had one or more. So you are not systemically opressed, like blacks and japanese, jews, disabled and so on, was in ww2 germany. You DO have the same RIGHTS. Are we equal? No, and we will never be. There Will never be equally many, men, women, blacks asians, whites in a workplace, but we all have the right and chance to get the same jobs. I clearly cannot go Around and say what the fuck I want, and you are a proof of that. I cant even express my emotions on the subject, without being attacked by you. And just because one race ( according to you) is in power does not mean that they arent expressiancing racism,sexism, or what ever -ism you prefer. I have been beaten for the fact that i Was another color than my attackes, and that is racism, no matter what colour my attackes or I have.","Oh, please send a bottle of those delicious male tears for me to drink." +Is wither cwc auto targeting the weapons for you? That is glorious.,looks like totem +"Fellow fuccbois, where you from in the world?? Im from Sydney, Australia and im curious how far this sub spreads. Much love xxx","Orlando, FL REP" +"These escalators in Stockholm, Sweden","Be careful, if you walk up those your turn gay." +"Are you talking about Bayern or RB Leipzig? Because that is what Bayern does. Raiding youth academies, outspending entire league and stealing every good player from competition.",But Bayern has always done it so it not that bad! +"I'm glad to see WB and DC haven't been scared to recast Lex due to his reception in BvS, heres hoping people warm up to him a bit more :3",But... What about all the people who wanted Bryan Cranston? +Trump is reportedly considering a 5% tariff on all imports,I'm certain wages will rise to offset the increased price of consumer goods +Just bought these two for Christmas. What med should I buy?,Sakura collection +there are white grils in there too,Gotta be equal somehow +"It's a video game man. Seriously. How are there Ghouls? People just die from those levels of radiation, they don't turn into extremely long lived decaying corpses. How are their super mutants? How are their plasma rifles and portable laser guns? How can you have legendary items that prevent you from getting hurt/dying when falling from extreme heights? The list goes on. Stop thinking so far into it and just enjoy the game.",I didn't realize speculation wasn't allowed +The owner of the company is literally telling someone how fast he will ship something to them.,Get outta here with your conspiracy theories +So its ok to harass children? Awesome! Good to know,"not MY fault they chose Trump as a dad, they deserve it for not being cool like us" +This sounds like a good idea. A warning for overextension would be nice as well.,But there is already a tooltip in the peace deal screen and a Coalitions map mode where you can see everyone's AE against you. +"Duck Dynasty and Godzilla, please Sony.","I payed full price man, good ass games" +Shhhhhhh don't say that so loudly! Snuffbox will okagaiken us again!,hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm +Jellal X Siegrain X mystogan... I ship it.,I wonder what the children of that ship would look like? +What was the strangest punishment your parents gave you?,My younger sister +They didn't release a more powerful ds until the dsi which came out 5 years after the original ds. The n3ds didn't come out until about 4 years after the originl 3ds. Both more time than between the original ps4 and ps4 pro.,"Actually I held out on an original DS and was glad I did since the DS lite was a thing of beauty, plus better battery life and more brightness settings, so there's that, definitely wouldn't rule out anything." +I give this same advice with floor jacks and jack stands. You can *never* over buy on stuff that prevents you from dying.,So I shouldn't by that floor jack from harbor freight? +Sean Gares Fired for Players' Letter!,This will probably be a bigger PR hit to TSM than all the PEA shit would have been +yup fuck passengers all the time every flight I've ever been on I fucked someone... It's a lot of fun being an airline captain I just fuck all day,This story is true guys I'm on a plane and the captain is plowing some broad and has Reddit on his phone open. +"Genuine Question: Why don't tournaments and associations of e-Sports (in this case, CSGO) be like physical sports? Look, I know many of you guys wouldn't agree. But just take a look at physical sports like, say, association football (or soccer, to you Americans), all of organizations there, like clubs, are organized under one country's FA (like England's FA), then all those FA are regulated again inside a regional FA (like UEFA), then those orgs are under the banner of FIFA. Why don't eSports orgs be organized like that? Instead of holding a clusterfuck like EPL which holds a lot of countries, why don't competitions organized by an eSports association per country instead, and hold competitions like what physical sports do? Surely that would be better organized and we won't have the PEA scandal.","Good thing FIFA is not at all known for scandals, corruption, and generally being terrible" +"Seriously, it irks me to no end that apparently no one on this team knows to show the QB some damn respect. Stealing his shit and hurling stuff at his face. Fucking disrespectful smdh.",You dropped this +"Sacrificing a limb for x reason has been done in One Piece plenty of times beforehand. Such as with Shanks, Zoro, Neko, and Inu as some examples.","Yeah, but a devilish sacrifice was mentioned in the Totland Chapter and Jaji's helmet and nose totally form the Sacrificial Brand, so this is legit." +"Meet Arnold, Baby Ostrich at 2 Days old.",Doesn't look like anything to me. +Get a Model M. Problem solved.,That's how you torture someone not to get your coworkers hear your clacks. +"I was always told about this stuff growing up in the Midwest in an outdoors type family. When you shoot a deer wait about an hour to make sure it's likely dead. And when you come up to it with the gun loaded poke it in the eye, if it moves you shoot it to make sure it's dead. Kind morbid but it prevents it from running off and having a slower death.",waiting an hour seems like a pretty slow death already if the first bullet didnt kill it. +But he wasn't a cop. He was just a bum on welfare.,So a cop on administrative leave. +He says it's an affluent area so he just needs to report a black pedestrian.,I'd report you but I fear I'd be arrested and punished instead for being black. +Honestly I forgot who actually said it. But a few people said to lay off the meme.,ey mang give credit where it's due +"If you agree that the current system is not perfect, then the solution is to abandon it altogether it seems.",Hey it works for software! +Natural looking holiday FOTD,10/10 would admire eyeliner again +They own California's and they got sweet revenge by balancing the budget and doing a good job.,"Bbbbbut, the US would be much better off without that liberal cesspool." +David Cay Johnston: 'There's no evidence Donald Trump is a billionaire',Waking up and feeling like a million bucks must suck for a billionaire. +"Good, one less terrorist in the world.",He did not even get a fair trial. +"Women aren't the crazy ones, men are. Haven't you learned? Stories implying women can be just as crazy are sexist and made-up.","Is this yours, good sir?" +"What Do You Want Cena to Do at Mania? Would you like a new Cena title reign? What about a match against 'Taker? How about a match against Randy (hey, to each there own, we're not judging you...just kidding, we're totally judging you)","He should come out with a flamthrower, burn a big sign of his name then beat Eric Rowan in 2 seconds...." +maybe no one reported yet PogChamp,* Synchronization problems with the ground vehicle gun barrel position after flying an aircraft (and on some other occasions) has been fixed. +"And at the expense of the Jays, he continues to make the Indians what they are now.",The Manchurian President plan worked perfectly +I'm more curious to see their approach. War has evolved so many times that it's now beyond just praying that drones clean up. I believe mad dog mentioned something about a new way that terror attacks should and will be removed so this new approach seems interesting.,Cut their funding. +Learn to love seltzer. It's the nectar of the Gods.,100% this +Be a man and give it back,"If Michael gives it back for him, does that still count?" +What popular thing has absolutely no appeal to you?,Sex. +Thousands queue for food parcels in Dublin city centre,Go get a job you lazy deadbeats! +Legal in New Zealand. Your country is a bit behind!,"And when do incest, pedophilia and bestiality get legalized?" +"First off, I had no clue there was a Foxy and Freddy bundle. Secondly, what's with the two Toy Freddies?","I bought one off of eBay because I was convinced my walmart wasn't ever going to get any, and lo and behold, the next week my walmart had some, so I bought it anyway XD" +2 legged cat going down stairs,Lil brudder +Women should probably stop reading childrens books.,Somebody gotta read the kids bedtime stories +Could the Sun we more close than what we are told?,They've been lying to us all this time! +Exactly!,So it's more likely to go to 7000 than 800? +official globe-head quiz: (check one box for each question below) 1. are you a retard? yes[ ] yes[ ] 2. how big is your pussy? big[ ] large[ ],You sound like a really smart and stable guy. +Although the amount $500 million is very high the idea of building a landmark statue is not wrong. The argument of how many hospitals we may be able to build is the same given when funding to ISRO projects is debated. Why is it different this time? I'm genuinely trying to understand. So if the monument is truly world-class and may help in bringing tourists and provide employment then why the hell not?,"If spending $500 million on a statue is wrong and should be spent on schools and hospitals, then every Indian should shut up and stand in ATM queue, kyunki soldier ka life nahin hai kya?" +At least wolves can keep their packs together,My compliments to the chef. +Only someone who hasn't used those cheap alternatives calls them cheap alternatives. I use those cheap alternatives every day all day at home and work.,"They may be superior in everyway, the problem is that I want to use them everywhere, I may be flexible as an individual but I don't work on a vacuum, I need to collaborate with others individuals and organizations and they dictate more or less the standard." +"that form of violent islam has been heavily funded if you did some research, majority of muslims are humans believe it or not just like me and u, so to categorize a large sum of distinct people is blind sighted, Islam/Christianity/Judaism are not different once they are radicalized","Yeah, I'm so scared of all these radical Christians and Jehovah's Witnesses strapping bombs to their chest and driving commerical trucks through Christmas markets." +Intel and its its lack of LPDDR4 available for mobile offerings. Everything in the ultrabook category is stuck at 16 right now unless they want shit battery life.,Beth dell and Lenovo have 32gb offerings that are rated for 8-9hrs +"If you deny the ancient, the game should be a tie. Since the game cant end in a tie it needs some way. This could be one. Thumbs up pls. Thanks.",Welcome to ~~DOTA~~ D&DOTA (Defense & Denying of the Ancients) +"No it will total up when you log on in 6 months, likely cash out as well. I have had bonds for well over 2 years, and i have taken months off with no issue. It is Reto though, so don't blame me for bugs. Lol",thanks a lot man! +I wouldn't say they are the best duo but yes their LCK casting is fun to listen to,What other duos are even there really? +My building has had a persistent problem with thieves and our building management has refused to install cameras. It's really a shame that these companies are too greedy to install cheap cameras to help save the thousands of dollars worth of packages we've had stollen.,"Wow, yeah a $150 dollar security camera set will really fuck with their profit margin." +Of course your friends are your choice,Maybe acquaintances would be better diction +How to get banned from r/feminism,"How dare you kindly disagree in a reasonable fashion, you monster!" +Directions: Step 1: Connect yellow hook to nearest Toyota Landcruiser. Step 2: Bolt a buncha garbage to your vehicle so you can make it across the monumental divide between your car payment and salary at Tractor Supply.,"Hey I'll have you know that I work at Home Depot, not Tractor Supply" +They need to be big to accommodate our obesity epidemic,TRUE +"Unless you're a new player, you probably have everything anyway. What are people really looking for from xur nowadays?",Y3 Icebreaker. +"The nerfs were aimed at the neutral game, not the super.","Ahh okay, understood." +"Germany, Ukraine... and Isis?",ISIS took over Europe +"Its all grandmaster-level 4D chess, you wouldn't understand...","don't insult his inteligence, he is playing 6D dwarft fortress." +Carrie Fisher has had a life threatening heart attack on a plane,"Well, at least they gave her some great material in The Force Awakens before she passed..." +upvoted! looking for a canes fan for a bet myself!,"You got it, I'm in." +"Yep, crazy! Here's the not-a-mormon crazy story I saw today. That Pat Robertson guy is saying crazy shit again. He says that kids should be getting together to praise the lord on Halloween instead of going out and worshiping scary ol' Stan.",Then they should stop celebrating the pagan holiday of Christmas too. +15 seconds of intro for 33 seconds of footage.,Wadsworth Constant applies. +It's still bullshit,hint hint *it's a restaurant* +I 3D printed an Octane,Looks like a ZSR! +with new girlfriend . Are these red flags??,She sounds like she loves male attention. +A country's military and the amount pissed away on it should be a national embarrassment. It's just a sign that we can't work things out like adults.,Ya but we have some cool fighter jets +"Liberal here: you realize that makes you part of the problem, correct?",Civil war is the only answer lol +"My Galaxy S6 is having USB connection problems Hey guys. So, I recently updated my Galaxy S6 twice in the past month, it is currently on 6.0.1 Android version. I have had the phone for a year and a half and have used the usb cords that came with it and any other usb cords to connect and never had any issues connecting. Although I noticed after I updated it the first time, the usb would not connect to my mac book pro. It also shows that there is no usb connected on the phone where it usually lets you choose to transfer media files or anything like that. I have Android File Transfer downloaded on my mac, I already have the USB debugging switched to 'Yes' and restarted my phone and still the options to allow the USB transfer does not show up on the phone or connect to my computer. Any ideas or suggestions on how to fix this? I have been really wanting to transfer music over to my phone for a while now! Thank you guys!!",Have you tried reinstalling the drivers on your computer? +My grandfathers toilet paper holder has a radio included,"I just took a massive shit, roger 10- 4 good buddy" +Bamboo Blade?,That's obviously the Japanese art of kendo you uncultured Baka +What does it do?,"Re-mounts /, it just restarts springboard, go ahead try it ;)" +Baby boomers make 100k a year and don't know what a USB port is,It's Russian hackers I tell you. +Attempted murder of homeless Berlin man stirs anti-migrant sentiment,Poor migrants just trying to live a better life. +"Supposed to snow again, our once every 8-10 year snowfall.","For every snowflake that falls, another idiot forgets how to drive." +"Am I the only one who feels like these comparisons are all pretty shitty? Like they're clearly both nice people it seems like. Michelle is a lawyer and part of a power couple and Melania was a model who immigrated here in the 90s. Obviously Michelle has done more impressive stuff, that's not a prerequisite for being First Lady.",Yeah but Melania knows 12 languages and that's just as good as being in Harvard +"yeah, that's why its called popcorn.",it could be 8ft of unpopped popcorn +Now do you people who think this is just a gimmick for emojis understand why the touch bar can be very useful?,you forgot the +You wanna get high?,You're the worst character ever +I thought it was Nikanor.,Who was the protagonist from GTA 4 again? +"Hope Solo reflects on USWNT suspension: It wasn't a suspension, that's what they told the media because it looked better. But I got fired. I got fired for what they say was using the word 'cowards' but in reality they got rid of an adversary in the fight for equal pay.",You don't hear the MLS players asking for equal pay as LA Liga or EPL +"Found this photo while making a video, took me a second to notice.",Half-Life 3 confirmed. +Mose Loves Chapstick,I tried and it's confirmed that my caique nico does not like chapstick +No shit Sherlock what do you think there's a $500k money making machine available on Amazon with free shipping?,Ya dude of corse just answering the guys question in a simple form. +"Nice that you record *all* games. That way I can feel a little better when I see other people have bad games too ~~ The commentary is a bit boring for anyone who already knows the basics, but other than that I like it.","Yea in the first game I was explaining the basics to people who folllow me already and know nothing about it,sorry :s" +Hmmmm... Nothing comes to mind.,Same. +I think I got a good pull. Right?,I would burn a village consisting of puppies and endangered species for that medal +I love a good sack of sauce with my meat,I got your wiener and sack of sauce and you don't even need a can opener. +"Guillotines? Obama is going to execute millions and he chose guillotines? These people are insane. I've had conversations on facebook like this Melanie person, and they don't even realize they are spouting crazy things.","Uh..yeah, I don't hear you suggesting any better way to kill millions of people, besides, everyone knows that Muslims are just fond of beheadings." +well the new stadium will probably be a lot more expensive so the dynamics may change. Probably more people commuting up from the Peninsula and taking Caltrain versus people coming from east bay suburbs or Oakland.,The gentrification of basketball. +"If you want to see this for yourself, Guardians, I normally wear Trials gear because mine has some good synergy for my play style and have found the following replacement for LFG: 1) equip any/all trials gear you have (flawless gear if possible) 2) got a trials shader? Good. Get your gold on and go to the directory. 3) fly to the reef, open your inventory and go afk, but on your way equip some form of meta loadout first 4) scroll through every single message you receive and figure out if you want to run with any of them, though I don't recommend it. I've only ever found two people I decided to give a shot that were worth it.",Filthy whore! +Not if most are either been killed or died to things like hunger and disease.,If no one is poor than no one is rich. +I've never seen anything encouraging guys to get angry...Outside of one's about using anger as motivation for positive life change.,"Yeah, I've never seen anything encouraging kids (either gender) to yell and scream and be angry because that would be a tantrum and they're unpleasant for everyone." +"This shit is insane. They're not even getting paid and they're signing away their freedom of speech? Clearly they need Trump, because they are terrible negotiators.","Next, they will pledge their fealty to The Trumpisition and vow to free The Holy Land from mooslim occupation." +"Not for simply being white, no.",Have you ever met a French person? +I won't dare open one myself. Can't bare to look at john terry any longer.,Are you mad he's like 5k now! +"Paul Ryan, Mitch McConnell, Mike Pence, Donald Trump, go ahead and explain to me how you're not the party of racist assholes. ... I'll wait.","because people that point out racism are the ones obsessed with race, therefor the actual racists" +"Hopefully you are right, and it will lower the resale value of the current model, and that's what I'll buy.",As an owner of this current model: =( *sigh* +All Karlings must fall,Karling Delenda Est +EA rewards card,Thank God EA found a way to include us Europeans +what fucking movie is that,Seven Pounds +I just clean my screen...then I saw the red little dot..,If you're saying you have a dead pixel... a screenshot won't show it -_- +DNC plays the victim over WikilLeaks revelations,They victimized me by exposing what I was saying behind the voters back! +The Cavs have the CLEANEST pre-game introduction handshakes of all-time!,"I think they're all pretty clean, they all take showers before the game I assume." +Worse is when a 16 year old gets a silver Lexus instead of the white one and she gets grumpy about it.,"But see, if that happens, the world is literally over." +SQUID DEAD TOMORROW!,Temer imortal confirmado. +I love how the scout hits you and runs away,"He was doing that all game - he'd just run up, hit me once with the fish, and run away." +Seriously??? I can't believe the Facebook crap I see lately - and we are the haters?,And yet this person is probably getting a new iPhone courtesy of slave labour. +"I don't get Merkel...There's literally zero downside, political or otherwise, to deporting all Muslims out of Europe. If these recent immigrants want freedom, safety and a better life, they should create it in their homelands. It would make the world a better place.",Germany can relate very well to a country that is the play ball of USA and Russia so helping Syria is a personal matter so to say. +I thought it was called Eid in Sweden,Yeah and our capital is Baghdad. +Try launching steam in big picture mode if you haven't already and then launch the game from there with the controller plugged in.,"Yeah I have and just tried again, it's still a no-go." +"But we never knew anything about the house. For all we know it could have been built in 83, the supposed Afton experiments could've been in 83, the BV could have been born in 83. If scott showed fredbear on the TVs, then maybe, but it doesn't",My ideas :) +"Tradeback for Lunala, Last Dex Entry for Shiny Charm! [tradeback] Hi, I just need ooooone more Pokemon for my dex completion, which is Lunala. I can tradeback a Sun UB or Solgaleo for your own Dex, or I can trade you a 5IV (-Att) Magnemite for you to keep!","Ill happily help you out for Solgaleo in a minute or two, add me up" +Hes like 10 percent body fat at the lowest. Thats not shredded thats in shape get your diet in check,I hope you forgot the +"Gmae Thread: Colts @ Raiders In another must win gmae, the Colts head to Oakland to face the Raiders. With everything on the line, the Colts hope to avoid getting stabbed and take home the W.","Form tackle by tj there, head down, hit with shoulder, don't wrap up, don't drive absolutely perfect technique" +Buy a new pc,Yes because we are all made of money. +I hope he stays at ajax though for the moment. Going too big too soon has proven to be bad,Yeah Erikssen failed when he left Ajax young +"The absolute madman, correcting the spelling, complete loony toons here!",Nah just trying to show the Brit how clearly superior America's spelling is +I read that as grab tons of snacks and be...,"Eh, basicly the same." +My father in 1980's Colombia.,Are you by chance familiar with *Evergreen Aviation*? +Do you have naked pics of Jim irsay?,"No, but I have seen him snort what looked like fruity pebbles and Gatorade powder off of my goatee." +Where Did You Come From?,Console rendering +I just mean it would be really cool to see a bigger developer such as Codemasters or some other studio do a full game like this. Done with a proper team and a budget. That way two years could get us a game that isn't just a tech demo but rather an actual game with a better focus on content. A career mode that actually has a variety of missions and challenges and such. A bit of mainstream market polish to make it feel more like a game and less like a concept in never-ending development.,"Yea, would love Codemasters to take over so I could get yelled at by Generic White Male #1 and Generic White Female #1 for twenty minutes when I'm just trying to fire up the fucking game for a quick race." +Inbe4 garbage time comments,all his stats today are garbage time stats since we were down 14 before he did anything +so cringe,"Oh my gosh everything is cringy, so embarrassing!" +Australian man waits 416 days to see what happens after his ipod timer passes 9999 hours 59 minutes and 59 seconds.,"Nice one, cunt" +When I try to look at myself objectively.,Damn sheeple +"Well, this particular trick is FPS dependent (I don't remember the exact number, but it's above 100 IIRC). I've never played DOOM on console and I don't know any of the benchmark numbers, but it may be possible.",I'm almost positive the console version are 60 FPS. +If you took even 2 minutes to watch the entire round of the clip you're talking about you'd see that what happened in that clip was taken entirely out of context. Instead you're here circle jerking about how mean steel is because a joke made about warowl.,Because I care that much ... +"In a lot of ways European countries have much more forward looking polices than us. They have some really shitty policies too, but it sounds like you're saying we shouldn't be like Europe at all, which I don't agree with.","He's saying Europe is the PRESENT, not backwards" +"Merry Christmas, r/CDZ community! You guys are the best! Happy Holidays and have a MERRY CHRISTMAS!",I was about to criticize you for not being politically correct but you did say happy holidays so I'll let it slide +You really need to trigger the shit out of r/[redacted] with this. They will have to decide between a madonna blowjob or wu tang.,Post on music subreddit +"British bomb, American plane?????",The Americans didn't have the biggest industry in WW2 and they definitely never lend leased their equipment! +Did he ever review Pinegrove or Whitney this year? He probably wouldn't like Whitney but I could see him digging Pinegrove,he's probably never heard of them... +Yup. And doing this ensures that piracy *never* pays.,Screw those guys in particular. +This is why you should always pay your bills!,"So the company wants this business to both have the money to pay it's bills but also wants it to have no customers, so no revenue?" +honda city 1987,With the collapsible scooter to go in the hatch? +Too spooky for doggie,would be lovely if there's sound +Theodore Roosevelt: one of the wisest and most patriotic of Murica's presidents,This makes me want to start a Teddy Roosevelt SuperPAC +Hopefully this lasts longer than Hyugas did,Man I sure would enjoy a VinneKitty and Hyuga salty sweet to squash the beef +"Noice knife, mate.","My long sword wouldn't fit, so this had to do." +"Wtf is wrong with some of the comments, can't people wait for official information instead of speculating?","This is what people do now, stop with your logic nonsense." +Nice to see the Christian Taliban is still going strong here in America.,They're *so* persecuted. +Are you really putting rage comics as progression in memery?,rage comics were the most advanced memes of the early 2010s! +I've always wondered how they expect to find hundreds of new staff when they move countries.,"Part of the staff will move also, that is one option" +I've already left but I will try to remember to put it all on GitHub tonight when I get home. Thanks for the interest!,Thanks +Pepe Fraser,it's the alt-right white nationalist frog! +YOU COULD HAVE CAPITALIZED ON THIS JOKE.,I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT! +Trump in 1993: Indians Shouldn't Get Casinos Unless they Look Indian to Me,Long history of racism.... +Are you 400lbs and is your name 4chan the hacker?,You've got me +Signal messenger now works in the UAE,It's been working for a while now. +"They ripped up Pepe meme art? Good. &nbsp; I'm kidding. I wouldn't blame them entirely, they're still young enough to be in a destructive phase. Who was in charge of them that wasn't doing their job?","Obviously OP, because OP was there" +"A neutral better force of nature, FTFY.",Not buffing arcane golem so FoN is better +"Don't pick up. Flirt, and see if it works or not. Don't try to force it.",And how do I do this with people I don't know? +Was looking scrolling through the OVO blogspot and found the comments from the post of The Weeknd's mixtape tracks.,the last comment is so touching :'( +I don't think much choice was given.,I'm pretty sure there were other options like death and torture but Christianity's superiority is so obvious ad the pagans being a wise bunch chose Christianity! +There is a new doggo in town,"Sorry, but I only Golden Retrievers are real dogs" +Yes the first thing I want to do during an attack is grab a random paper and read! Having a real panic attack feels like you're dying and it sucks.,"Yeah I was gonna say, you don't think rationally when you're having a panic attack" +Black guys are generally good at basketball.,It's because immigration was typically looser when black people immigrated leading to more impoverished people and better basketball players +"He obviously beat the shit out of him on a daily basis or worse. Seriously, if really loved him he would've got him a Titan X. This dude should have been nicer to the kid when he was growing up.",You dropped this +"MOBO Issues/Computer not starting properly PC Parts: Intel Core i7-4790 | MSI Z97 PC MATE ATX LGA1150 | PowerColor Radeon R9 390 8GB PCS+ Video Card | EVGA 600B 600W 80+ Bronze Certified ATX Power Supply So for Christmas, I bought myself a new case (NZXT H440) and reassembled the whole thing a few days ago, and it was working fine and everything up until when I woke up this morning. For some reason, when I pressed the power button, the cpu cooling fan turned on briefly, and nothing else turned on in the case, although the keyboard lights remained on and the USBs were still working. I've never had a issue like this before, and I'm not quite sure what to do. I looked up similar problems, but I haven't been able to fix it, so I've come here in a last ditch effort to fix it before I order a new motherboard. If this is a fixable issue that shouldn't come up in the future then I will refrain from buying a new one, but right now it seems like the only option. I tried resetting the CMOS, but I have a feeling I was doing it wrong, I removed the MOBO battery and held down the power button for 15 seconds, and left it for like 20 minutes before trying to power it on again (which didn't work). Other then that, I tried unplugging and replugging the big cord that runs from the PSU to the MOBO. I can provide pictures if needed.",Check the 4/8 pin CPU power cable +Anyone else getting sick and tired of having to open and close the app a bunch of times? This new bug is making the game very unplayable.,"No, I like it this way" +"From Humble Origins run, should I form the British nation? What are the pros and cons?",Pros: you will get access to GB unique events Cons: you will be British. +"Back in my day you had to wait ten minutes for a page to load and you couldn't use the phone while you were on the internet. Gee grandpa, 1999 must have been like the Dark Ages. It was, son. It was.",At least it was only 500 food to advance to the Feudal Age +THEN GO BE CALLED THE OKLAHOMA OSPREYS INSTEAD!,LOW BLOW ^^^LOW ^^^^^BLOW +Al Horford has ZERO shot at the HOF,College play +"Refillable is worth it with biscuit mastery if you're going to keep using it. Biscuit mastery extends duration/effectiveness of potions, even refillable/corrupting/hunter's","thanks, didn't know that" +Trump adopting same behavior he criticized Clinton for,For some people maybe that signals reaching across the aisle +"Left handed artist painting of fall road, please give me feedback about what you think. Thanks a lot","I was going to say this is a nice piece but now that you pointed out that it's a left hand, WOW THIS IS AMAZING!" +You fuck wits voted this clown as your commander in chief lol.,Saved America from Hillary's emails though +I only understood 20% of whatever he just said.,Just like the Engine instructions! +Private Profits from Public Works - pay more for your water to make money for private investors,But remember kids the free market and privatization are how you drive costs down! +"What did you ladies get for Christmas? Or Hanukkah, or any other winter holiday.",My mom got me a Dooney and Burke Navy blue book bag purse. +The TOG II by Beckett - User Made Tank ready for play,"Damn, he's gonna get all of this credit and he didn't even have to model a single curve." +I wish Rafa would tell me merry christmas every day of the week.,"I have already informed me Dad and Step Dad that I have a 3rd Dad, and his name is Rafael." +Massive Sand Worm from Star Citizen's CitizenCon Stream!,"This was in a Live Demo, with real-time rendering from space to surface to sand worm to space." +"Vaal gems can't be triggered anymore, so it's only manual cast. Therefore, if you get stunned mid-cast of a vaal skill, you'll eat the souls, but not have the effect.",Thanks! +Happy Holidays From Blizzard!,Wish u all good loot and stable connect) +You got numbers for DOOM? I'm looking at going 1440p today.,75-85fps for me on ultra at 1440p +Any restaurants delivering to the east side tonight?,Bo Ling Chop Suey Palace +"You can't teach people common sense. OP even said that he recognizes all the other posts of people whos cards got stolen, yet he still makes the same mistakes.",Apparently you can't teach people proper grammar either. +"Chicago doesn't have pizza, though.",Muh thin pizza. +Pretty cool that you guys wore all of your shirts backwards this year.,Yeah..... I had to flip the pic to make it more like the old one +It was pretty obvious to anyone with 20/20 vision that he slid under him and stepped on his right foot as he caught the ball.,"You must have some insane slow-mo vision man, plus the ability to look at multiple camera angles in real time." +"Knew a kid back in the day who would comment how he was tripping for a few seconds when he'd crack his back sometimes. Not sure if he legitimately believed he was, or was just trying to be cool by pointing out that he'd done hella drugs man.","Dude you're just totally jealous cus you haven't done HELLA DRUGS, man." +Please explain the wink tech and draymonds no technical freak out.,"And the charge on Liggins, would have been one more foul on Green." +Playoffs are overrated :(,Yeah who needs Super Bowl rings and trophies? +Jesus fucking Christ reddit. It's fucking Christmas.,More proof that the site is run by jews. +"Sport Trac was based on prior gen explorer, which was on the Tanger platform. The Sport Trac was Ranger based. The same year Explorer wasn't.",This is good knowledge +"2016 Week 16 Game Thread: Pittsburgh Steelers(9-5) Vs. Baltimore Ravens(8-6) Please Remember: ##**Leave all opinions/thoughts inside of this thread. Anything that isn't newsworthy posted outside of this thread during the game will be removed.** Don't be rude. We're all here to watch the game. Do not troll the other sub's game thread/post game thread. We will be notified and we will take necessary steps after that. If you see someone in here trolling, feel free to file a report and we will take care of it. Thank you, Enjoy the game, and Happy Holidays!","Wait, but I thought the game was over in the third quarter." +NICE GARRRRRY,The prophecy +I'm uneducated and jobless. No shit. You're a Trump voter.,"You can't say that, that's how he got elected, remember?" +"No, it's you failing to recognize that there are people who don't see it as the default holiday. It's not colloquialism, to think so is incredibly western-centric.",This is why Trump won. +what class are you soloing t4?,"Warrior, I think you could probably do it with smn, sch and maybe drk depending on how it works out with mp." +Loot from 40 Festive Box (Elite),Totally worth doing Elites this weekend over any other day of the week. +I'd prefer the Bay Area. Raiders are leaving anyway.,"As a Steelers fan moving to the Bay Area, yes please" +"Truly elite qbs like the Dragon don't need 4,000 yard seasons to display their greatness","Nope, judge him by his $120 million contract." +Watch dogs 2 redemption code for free - Pick a number between 1 and 700 and I'll pick the winner by 10pm eastern time tonight. Good luck friends,222 Merry Christmas! +But there's no injured party... This time... Except the but hurt driver.,It is fascist to try to prevent injuries. +Tearing down the forest and building a shopping mall is arguable more affected by humans than goons hassling you for stacking rocks in a forest.,Even picking a flower affects the land you goofball +Kyrie is the most fun player to watch in the league and he is getting so much better. LeBron wasn't lying he's gonna be an MVP Forgot to mention he *thoroughly* outplayed Steph...again,"Yeah, but would you rather have him or KYLE LOWRY?" +ONE WAY OUT,Lol we blocked that up years ago +Yeah the wtf why did he block that he should have been on his man.,The stats show that Westbrook doesn't block at a high enough percentage so clearly his block isn't impressive +"This is how you do it. Eat up clock, gain first downs, fuck the Broncos. All. Game. Long.",Word. +I see the army has really improved their muzzle awareness over the last 20 years.,Neither of these guys have a finger on a trigger. +Lol even with his missed opportunities he only had 1 less point than your entire team.,Our offense wouldn't suck so hard if there weren't those distracting dicks in your mouths. +not even in AH1,$65k in mine. +Haido Vortex Crash bug? Anyone else getting a bug on the Vortex dungeon stage 3 where Haido doesn't show and then the game crashes when you go below a certain HP threshold? It seem to be happening constantly with me even if I give up in the dungeon and then try again.,"Many people have reported crashing when entering the dungeon in today's help thread, so you're not alone." +"Redditors who have outrun cops, how'd you do it?","Well first I started running faster then him, then I stopped not running faster then him" +I need to hang that picture properly. Moved in a while ago and haven't decided all the places yet.,"The future is today, worry about it tomorrow" +"Nah, bungee cord, gif just ends too soon",r/gifsthatendtoosoon +They also believe he and Satan are brothers which challanges his claims as God Jahova. At least the Mormans I know claim this belief.,"It's Mormen, not Mormans." +I'm going to college soon. So first impressions matter! Roast Me!,If Austin Powers and Rivers Cuomo had a baby... You'd be the afterbirth. +"Are you sure it, s not like borsalino? Both luffy will get?x4 atk boost?",gamewith says you have to activate both luffys specials +"With Christmas come and gone, I now officially have enough money to put toward the side to almost guarantee me a Nintendo Switch preorder.",inb4 switch is $500 +"Has anyone here met Dan in-person, if so, how was it?",He sexually harrased me and abused me when I was 13. +"Looks great, needs nothing is overrated. Check when he did the timing belt for the V6 and how the clutch is.","I might be wrong but timing belts on honda V6s are due at 105k, this one should still be on the original belt and water pump." +This guy sent my friend a really nice Christmas wish,And where does one find such a gentlesir? +In celebration of a diverse Air Force! (blatantly stolen from r/gaming),Why is salt being posted on r/gaming? +College GameDay headed to Fiesta Bowl (12/31/16),Espn hates Bama confirmed. +The date Firmino appears in court us January 31st (day of the Chelsea game),The date was obviously rigged to give Chelsea an advantage. +"One thing that still makes me laugh about the PW/TPP gameplay mechanic. Fultoning soldiers you've knocked out and then convincing them to join your cause. I mean, it's pretty funny how kojima turned the game mechanic of this system into an accomplishment fulfiller that makes us want to kidnap soldiers, imprison them, and then convince them to work for us. Really think about that for a second, the entire reason I do this is because as a game mechanic it adds a sense of satisfaction and I feel accomplished. in PW however this mechanic wasn't given a negative connotation, not in the same sense that it feels like it's being given in TPP, in PW sure, you're building an army out of your enemies but there's a sense of respect given to each member of mother base. you give them the chance to fight for something other than a nation, it's a family. in TPP there are so many mercenaries you're bringing on board that the system has devolved to just number crunching. this isn't a family anymore, it's a business, and all those soldier who work for you? just numbers. it's in this subtle change of the mechanic's presentation (such as being on board the platforms to meet said soldiers and the only interactions you have are to beat them up while they thank you for it) that the message being sent is painfully clear. Big boss has begun to take his soldiers for granted, really he never had a choice, too many people and you can't possibly hope to keep them in mind. when the guys had a focus this wasn't such an issue, there was a sense of unease but also mutual purpose, everybody you were kidnapping were victims of cypher in their own way. but what about in part 2? there is no goal, so things are just left with numbers to be catalogued, people to be fired through a device without any personal interaction. In essence, diamond dogs developed a corporate mindset and big boss transformed his PMC into the thing he hated the most, a machine that grinds up soldiers and spits them out, making more along the way. and the best part? this exact mechanic perfectly explains big boss's argument in metal gear 2 when he talks to snake about a soldier's life. it also lines up perfectly with solid's response I didn't know you were such a hypocrite big boss. Big Boss's descent into villainy, perfectly explained through a gameplay mechanic where you kidnap soldiers and add them to an ever-growing war-machine.","They sure felt like family during Shining Lights, Even in Death : (" +You've been with a guy that doesn't make his own appointments? I understand if he is trying to save time or something but other than that I don't know.,Incredible slippery slope argument +Obama and his family have been pure class,"Yes, for once in my life I'm proud of my country" +Rumble training with Tyron Spong (light sparring),Didn't look *that* light lol +"I know it was joke, hence why I put Kappa. Sometimes this subreddit is anti bananas and sometimes it isn't. Also I'm a bananas supporter",Could also be that not everyone follows stupid Twitch emotes. +TIL Male Emperor Penguins help their chicks survive by feeding them with milk secreted from their esophagus until the Female returns with fish.,Let the scientists know that the dairy industry said it can't be called milk anymore +It's just memes? How are they rallying against racism ?,"They're not just memes, they're socially diverse memes, man" +Why does pressure matter in the context of filling up a water bottle?,it means it takes too long +I'm currently waiting for bf1 to download. Help me.,watch some youtube videos while it downloads +why make 12000 dpi mice? cause more number make more better duhr!,Also being able to control the mouse by merely looking at it. +Did you read my original post at all? I say that exact thing.,Yea but she shouldnt hit him like that imagine if he hit her like that. +Announcing your americanness as loud as possible everywhere you go.,My dad did this today in the UK and I thought I might die of shame. +What about zerker tanking?,What's that? +New Google algorithm removes Holocaust denial sites from search results,Don't they know that the more people click on the something the truer it becomes? +MFW Trumpettes told me that this sub would die out or go private if Trump won the election,I thought this was r/The_Donald and they just changed their name because it's the only Trump sub I see on the front page anymore. +"Source of that fun fact? I know a real fact in the meanwhile, he's the cousing of Fleming, the writer of James Bond.","Hey cousing, let's go bowlin" +"Not in my heart it isn't. There, it's December all the time. A cold, unforgiving, inhumane and misanthropic climate that is.","Don't worry about, don't speak of doubt Turn your head now, baby, just spit me out" +"God damnit, I'm missing the best two legendaries in the game!",I don't see any legendaries? +What main series game names do you think are left to be made ? I'm not sure if its a testament to how stupid I am but i cant personally think of any names that dont sound silly so surprise me !,"Pokemon pink and purple, perhaps?" +What is something you would never wish on your worst enemy?,Undeserved happiness +"Then why does it have a ton of validity? It sounds like you're holding Obama and ex-sheriff Joe to different standards. I for one have no reason to *assume* that Joe is anything but a liar, having lived under his rule and having first hand exposure to his politics for all of my life. So what actual proof do we have here that isn't solely from the mouth of Joe Arpio?",Meanwhile Obama is known for telling the truth +reply that restates what all the other replies are saying regarding the move Soak,Makes it a water type so False Swipe can hit Idk if somone else already commented this +Complete Set of White Painted Toppers Offers,do you even have the white hat? +Honestly I think she is pro-money. If Jesus had more money he might get in the door.,I thought she was DEAD BROKE! +"She did let it go, that's why she was cool just being friends. How do people not get that?",She didn't let it go enough since she's now making a post on reddit about loving how the tables have turned. +"Rarely can I tell if a dude is good looking but I opened this and was like daamn, that's a good looking guy.","Thanks for the boost, love the positivity in this sub on selfie sat" +This is why rocket is one of my favorite cards,Hi friend +Welcome to the mute all club,reatter: [...] +I was thinking about getting a new headset and I came across this review,never seen this before +"Oh shit u're actually right ! But Herald of thunder can be linked with Life Leech, not lightning bolts.",So....? +Let's be honest. The reason this is here is because she's gorgeous.,"Yea but attractiveness is subjective, so obviously not" +"There's too many people to respond to, so I'll just make my own post. Everyone saying the defense had been awful all season is a fucking moron.","Allowed 20 points or less the last 8 games, so they're obviously garbage." +"oh, he was being sarcastic, now i feel retarded.","not your fault, he should have used the designated shitting" +"Wasen't he just wearing his daredevil skin in that? Also, Torb was just wearing his pirate skin IIRC","76 was wearing the Daredevil, but Torb had a Viking skin that was originally shown off in the Recall short." +I'll take tied at half. But it was a pretty bogus TD to tie it. I'm angry about that and how the announcers just breeze over it,Look at Bryant just face fucking the lions guy as he runs down the field yuck yuck durrr... +What is they?,"So far you have equated two states going to war, a rebellion internal to a state, a criminal breaking the law, me in my bedroom with a shotgun and the door locked, and a band of gorillas as all being examples of states in action." +Israel has reportedly suspended ties with 12 UN Security Council nations,"I hope that means they have cut ties with the USA as well, which abstained on the resolution." +Cowboys fans in this thread taking more abuse than all of Greg Hardy's partners,Alleged abuse +"Hmmm, lots of scab healing timelapse but I can't finding scab *forming* videos.",Watch it in reverse! +"If you're trying to ask if people lower than the required level to get a great ball or ultra ball can buy the boxes and still get them, then yes.",Sounds like totally p2w... +"People are going to/have already given you shit for this (I think some dude called you a retard, lol), but FWIW I think you're correct. This is sort of an unpopular opinion on reddit right now -- really strong backlash against the regressive left. And I get that. There are some really cunty people on the far left. But the whole let's all just start right now as if all things were zeroed out notion is absurd.",Good point - we can probably keep up racial animosity another 2 or 3 generations if we really give it our all. +"I feel like there must be 2 phenomenons: PPD because of hormonal changes, and depressive symptoms from the reality of adjusting to a repetitive, thankless, unsatisfying life of drudgery and continuous self-sacrifice.",But everyone who views that life as anything less than sunshine and rainbows must have something wrong with them! +Found Joel in a book titled DJing For Beginners lol,"Frozen Wow, didn't know he had such a sick ass cooling system that the mouse was in fact frozen." +"The obvious Spider-Man reference no one is getting Spider-Man wears red and blue as his main colors. Blue Mage, seriously, confirmed for next class.",This sage observation needed its own thread. +"I honestly don't know if Trump is that kind of dumbass narcissist who doesn't really know what he's saying yet thinks it's the smartest shit, or if that's just his public persona and the real him is still a fascist, although one that knows exactly what he's doing.",Trump's just preparing us for Kanye 2020 (or 2024). +I honestly can't say whether this is in support of millennials or against them,Obviously it's better to kill someone than openly express frustration and disappointment +Amk?,A variant of cyka +"It won't actually be tough to find a job, necessarily, but our schools are admittedly not as good as New England area, if that's what you're asking. Definitely better than a lot of states, but our schools aren't anything special.",Thanks Kasich +Why is it gun ownership is the first issue you mention? Surely there are a lot of other more important issues. Typical American gun obsession.,"Guns, drugs, abortion, gay marriage, what else could feature in political campaigns?" +They usually taste like limes,"I like yellow oranges the best, they're nice and sour." +Klaus Iohannis: Nu accept propunerea lui Sevil Shhaideh ca premier,Misoginism si xenofobie! +digital artist starter pack,CorelDraw :) +"Damn you, just got a hard on by reading the news. Hard on over. Sorry, hope everybody's fine.",Heh. +do you dance? *can* you dance?,"I am Commander Shepard, and I am the best dancer on the Citadel" +"You have management experience in situations where people are threatening others? I have management experience in other areas too, I merely highlighted my pub experience to demonstrate that I have dealt with people behaving like this and worse numerous times, and not once did I need to punch them in the head multiple times.","I can't speak for everyone, but I can assure you my response to being locked in a pub is going to be significantly different than the reaction you'll get if you lock me in a Family Dollar..." +Well this data is a few years old so it wouldn't show any migrant impact.,"Ah yes, I forgot to take into account those millions and millions of Europeans killed by war refugees from Syria." +"A lot of sword fighting resorted to at least one person bleeding heavily within the first volley of blows, because sharpness is an issue. If you're talking one on one in plate armor, well swords are actually terribly unsuited to doing anything.","I read something like that in full armour vs full armour, it would ofent resort to them using the swords as a blunt kocking weapon, trying to knock their opponents unconcious xD" +The size of Skyrim is 22.75 GB,Yeah just look on the back of the box idiot +fuck marry kill saw one of these a few days ago and it was fun so I'm reposting,Ur 13 go to bed +What happened to this show? It was really good and then became almost an feminist propaganda and VERY historically inaccurate.,"Yes, because women should only be used as eyecandy and not have any real influence over the story." +You're mixing it up with heatwave,oh you're right +Hello everyone,Hi +"Yes I do, kinda forgot that sarcasm doesn't work via text. FMA is p cool too I guess",Sarcasm never works +"The Cowboys have 7 wins over teams with winning records: most in the league Other contenders and their wins against teams over .500 this season: Pats, Raiders, Chiefs with 5 wins Falcons, Steelers, Packers, Giants have 4 wins Seahawks, Texans have 3 wins",Just wait until they play a real defense. +So last night I got matched against a Grandmaster team... (1000+ SR difference),B...but it's your MMR +Canadian killer? That can't be right.,"We do have them, Luka and Robert Pickton are two of the well known ones." +"I was reading the AskReddit thread about furries I just realized an old friend of mine was trying to get me in to furries. She would have me make up characters, say which animal I liked, etc. She would try and get me to act like a dog or wolf or whatever, but it always felt so awkward. I just dealt with it for her.",toss a fuckin ~~baby~~ puppy in her +"Perhaps a nerfed but automatic cobalt to balance against rocklet rifle + C4. Or perhaps a passive shield that can be certed, weaker than standard deploy shield but available to other sundie classes. Also, additional XP per spawn defense kills. Hell make it an objective to something.","Maybe if we make it like the Ai module for Ai turrets then it will be fair, balanced and fun for all!" +"Your account age would mean more. And something, probably, but selling your account would basically make everyone hate you, so don't.",Who would know if he sold his account +"Hey man/nice shot but it doesn't even count if it's already 4-1 plus our D were pylon spectators on that goal My pre-tourney favourite D-man Kale Clague (Wheat King) fucked up on the first two goals against, two ticks and Chabot was a gamelong pylon. Chabot's probably a goddamn Quota Major Junior Hockey League pity pick. The QMJHL is our NCAA, it fucks with our team. USA should have more goal scorers from the OHL too, notably Debrincat but they always fuck around and take an NCAA boy instead, on account of how pride precedes the fall, and now they'll lose. Canada fucks around and loses a lot of sick OHL goal scorers too 'cause we got a quota, we have to take a set amount from Quebec or else Frenchie will bitch. Frenchie's a bitch eh","I hope you aren't being serious about Debrincat, there was a lot of reasons why he didn't make it and I think the team is better without him." +Should his name be Dwight?,Can I call you Jimothy? +"Don't blame the players for the game turning on voice chat and opening their mics, with no visual clues, even though it's turned off in the settings. (If you hear others in chases, it's likely that they can hear you as well.)","But you see, my mic is not next to my fucking speakers so other aren't going to hear the same thing twice through a worse quality echo" +"In *The Empire Strikes Back*, Darth Vader orders his crew to Calculate every possible destination along their last known trajectory when told that the *Millennium Falcon* may have gone to hyperspace. This implies that it is possible to find likely destinations, but that it's not an exact science. Of course, the rebels could also jump to a completely different system, then jump to their real destination before the Imperials could catch up. This would make it essentially impossible to know a fleeing starship's ultimate destination.",You need a TOR engine though to obscure your traffic like that +The point of wireless charging is to not have to fiddle around with plugs or ports,"LPT Glue the Incipio back to the charger, then it's effectively wireless charging with high location specificity!" +More anime like Boku wa Tomodachi Ga Sukunai but there is a real boyfeiend/girlfriend relationship between characters.,{Lovely Complex} might be what you're looking for. +"Showoff Crimson Zombas, Striker Heatwave, Pink Photons. Offers Post or pm",Labyrinth and scorer octane for striker heat? +Take note of this story and how much attention it gets here versus the US/Danish/Australian/British strike on the SAA. Very telling.,I mean after you kill 60 of their men while in a 5 year civil war you can't expect rational decisions. +Bad idea. Then the normie audience like the old fans wouldn't get it. Most of them don't even know the clone wars show and anything outside the movies.,"Yeah, where were the Bothans in Rogue One?" +"Ok, and I respect that, but if you're not willing to help out when I need it, I'm going to do it myself.",typical cheater logic +Way to ruin the moment dog!,Doggy tryna halpppppppppppp +"This wouldn't have happened if the kid had an Android, just saying.",Should probably add +"Shouldn't Medusa's Acid Spray get a damage increase? You know, at release this ability had a regular range that would extend itself if you hit the target and an attack speed slow atop of it. I understand nerfing one of those things, but they removed both the above average range and the attack speed slow. Now all this ability does is damage and its damage is weak in comparison to any waveclear in the game, while having a low range (while it does get longer when you hit the enemy, you can still miss) and no utility. At least it should be a little more bursty.",I want release Medusa back +I don't believe SRL works anymore ... thought I saw it mentioned somewhere. I might be wrong though.,I believe they indeed did fix it.... +"if you cant do a pushup, congratulations, that's amazing. do the girl pushups instead, the ones with your knees on the floor (the doggy style receiver position) if you can't do a pullup, that's not unheard of but quite bad still, do inverse pullups where you support your bodyweight as you slowly unflex from the top of the pullup",TIL push-ups are gendered. +"Star Wars Rogue One, but every time someone shoots a laser it speeds up",Nice shitpost. +Step one is getting someone from Afghanistan a security clearance.,That'll be an enjoyable and painless experience. +My wife believes that transgender people are agents of Satan and *further believes that ALL genetic XXY intersexual* people are just fake info to promote a gay agenda. Because God doesn't make mistakes,should we tell her she is right +"Your 2 highest masteries are married and the 3rd one is your baby Janna+Karma = Plant Lady, I guess they couldn't have a baby so they decided to buy a plant. How wrong is yours?",Riven + Yasuo = Vayne. +don't forget the article says being black is holding her back as well. Maybe someday we will start celebrating the athletic achievements of black people.,Black sports matter... +See anything... lucky?,"Yes, your RG." +As long as they get to cum eventually! What's the female equivalent of 'blue balls'?,Blue waffle +Not a fan of Roll for the Galaxy. Can only assume I would also not like Race.,I'm also not a fan of Roll for the Galaxy but Race is my favorite game so I'd say give it a try! +"I have no horse that particular discussion really. Rather I have a pet peeve about people who aren't willing to entertain the idea of looking into things before rejecting it. So when someone seem contempt with just well if that's true it's crazy I like to push them to go find out for themselves. Reddit in general is a nest of hive-mind college kids who buy this diversity is strength bullshit out right without ever bothering to sit down and look at facts, evidence etc. If they did they's sing at least a more cautious tune.","But the facts are racist, sexist, AND colonialist" +"It's my anniversary today. Tons of sweetcakes passed around. Tons of good, good food.",Uh ok +Sweet Karma Bully Gets A Taste Of His Own Medicine Picking On A Kid That Doesn't Want To Fight!,is that the kid from Stranger Things? +"It's from Fox news, I would take it with a big grain of salt.","If it's politico, a reliable news source then it's okay." +"24 Los Angeles - Yo, where are all my LA people at?",What kinda stuff are you looking to find out? +What do you think they will do with that money once it's back in America?,Make America great again - wtf you think? +A fat free donut is a bagel.,But...does it have carbs? +"What do you hate the most about Filipino youth? Also, state the reason why.",Stale memes ^ +"probably not. they can just slide around ellington, winslow, and johnson between 3 and 4","Yeah I'd much rather have Ellington at SF for the spacing and Winslow and Johnson can rotate at PF, and then give Babbitt any extra minutes so he can also space the floor." +Vice President-elect Mike Pence recently moved into a neighborhood in DC while awaiting inauguration. This is how the neighbors greeted him.,I bet VP-elect Pence will have sleepless nights because of his neighbors..... +"Not really. Some do, but most just like to get paid for fucking. It's really that simple.",They got really sick of their dad's molesting them for free +"Which character did you pick up because of Izaw? The Art of series is one of the best Sm4sh guides to any character. When I saw his Art of Ness video, I now pocket him and he's so much fun to play as. I now know how to use PK Thunder effectively, and I can autocancel Dair from a fullhop PK Fire. So which character did you pick up because of Izaw? If not, which character do you think he should do next? Personally, I'm hoping he does Art of as Shulk/Robin cuz mains. Feel free to let me know!","He's one of the reasons why I still play Falco, despite the video being slightly outdated due to recent patches" +"Leviticus 18:22, You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female; it is an abomination.1 Leviticus 20:13, If there is a man who lies with a male as those who lie with a woman, both of them have committed a detestable act; they shall surely be put to death. Their bloodguiltness is upon them. 1 Corinthians 6:9-10, Or do you not know that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived; neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor homosexuals, 10 nor thieves, nor the covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers, shall inherit the kingdom of God. Romans 1:26-28, For this reason God gave them over to degrading passions; for their women exchanged the natural function for that which is unnatural, 27 and in the same way also the men abandoned the natural function of the woman and burned in their desire toward one another, men with men committing indecent acts and receiving in their own persons the due penalty of their error. 28 And just as they did not see fit to acknowledge God any longer, God gave them over to a depraved mind, to do those things which are not proper.",wow cummybot you homophobe +I love the crazy lentil talk. but I do feel like people instantly go there instead of a nice slow decent into eating the trash out of the belly of a dead racoon.,I wish I had a racoon +Red Wings' Ken Holland: Next 20-25 games critical to how season plays out,Reddit User Ayodep: No shit sherlock. +2016 vs. 80s icons,You left out Anton Yelchin.... +"Your Current Teams So in the spirit of fun discussions, what teams occupy your team slots currently and why? It can be for any reason, whether you like their bonuses, favorite characters, they had a team-up in the comics/movies, or for a particular game mode, etc, etc. I'll go first. Team 1: Thor, Black Panther, Black Bolt * It's no secret Black Panther is my favorite character, but I also enjoy the boosts Thor and Black Bolt acquired as well in the past. I find all three fun to play, plus they have decent bonuses together. Team 2: Gwenpool, Rocket Raccoon, Groot * This team is mainly due to their team-up in Rocket and Groot's last 3 issues of their Civil War II tie-in, I found it quite an enjoyable and humorous read. Team 3: Ancient One, Doctor Strange, Mordo * Reason for this team is rather simple, they have 5 team-up bonuses, and its nice to see all those slots filled on the side. A very powerful team as well. Team 4: Proxima Midnight, Black Dwarf, Corvus Glaive * I love the blend of skill sets they offer. Proxima being the damage dealer, Black Dwarf being a tank, and Corvus offering utility, ranging from summons to invincibility to revives. Plus I like the Black Order in general. Team 5: Warwolf, Doctor Strange, Wasp * My TL team, nothing more. Warwolf and Wasp offering their T2 passives as support to DS, which is overkill, but yea.","Team 1 - Doctor Strange, Sharon Rogers, Wasp (Timeline Team) Team 2 - Elsa Bloodstone, Sister Grimm, Angela (My old Timeline Team that I keep around for nostalgia purposes) Team 3 - Sin, Sharon Rogers, Sharon Carter (My favourite World Boss clear team) Team 4 - Training Team (Plow character is usually Proxima or Elsa Bloodstone, right now I'm trying to get White Tiger and War Machine up to Lvl 60)" +Something is definitely not right here...,"It's simple: superconductive materials, I just wonder why the temps are so high" +Brock is gonna need a pre 3 month juicing camp. Followed up by a USADA approved fight camp.,"Just a 3 month juice cleanse, gotta remove all those toxins" +"Or, you know... Taunt","Maybe, but we should consider getting a Smeargle with Disable or Fling + Lum Berry and testing if this could work." +"treasure is my favorite boost, I can hardly tolerate how funny it is",Arrr! +Im seven years late but... In S1E1 When Rick wakes up in the hospital the time is 2:17. In S1E6 Dr. Jenner said that TS-19 turned in 2 hours 1 minute and 7 seconds (217) whats up with that? Are there more things with the numbers 217 in other parts? Is this a solved mystery? Im just wondering.,it means the show AND comics will end after 217 episodes or issues. +men are so clever *eyeroll*,"Hey, come on, not all of us are like that... also titmas is super funny" +After I asked him why he was so mad when I said I was taken...,I'm not salty... you are... bitch +Yassuo's Mental Breakdown,This dude looks a lot like Darshan +She isn't now?,I'm pretty sure it was missing the +**ANY DRAW**,Chelsea 1 - 1 Manchester United Rashford 51 +Freaking scalpers are getting bad around here...,You're just complaining because other people are willing to do what they have to do to get these products. +you can tell the way it is because the way it do,"They say it be like it does, and it do!" +I'm loving the meta myself. It feels very diverse for the most part.,you should be ashamed of yourself +What job growth?,Yes that 10 million square feet of office space added to Toronto to last 5 years sits empty.... +This is 2525? I reckon this could be 2125...,Maybe even 2025 after Trumps done with us +"So the color starts out orange-red and fades to yellow-orange and goes from 1% to 65% brightness? This feels incomplete. Shouldn't it continue through to a more daylight cool white? And full brightness? Suggestions if you have more than one fixture? (I personally have a Hue Go next to the bed, plus a 3 light track light in the middle of my room with white ambiance bulbs in it)",The above works great for me but do modify as you see fit! +Translation,"He basically said that this was Chewie's reaction to her death, as a joke" +"Yes, Hi-Rez tacitly admitting It isn't a joust map but rather a map meant for hunter duels in which hunters are completely OP","Yeah, that's totally it, not just a bow because it's Chinese themed and shaped after Hou Yi's bow" +"I talked so much shit and swore he'd be a bust, too. I believe in karma, and 100% think he's only good to prove I know nothing.",Bosa will be a beast in LA. +Nope... going to build a wall.,I dont think Sarah will appreciate losing her view. +Twenty bucks says that thing isn't even turbo'd.,"Oh no, you're not allowed to but a vw beetle turbo badge on a car unless it's got at least twins!" +My parking buddy,Not sure which is you but anytime a GTI parks next to me I think GET AWAY FROM ME YOU PEASANT +Apple's desktop Macs need some innovation in 2017,next year's model: 6K Display iMac +I guess Matt needs like 5 TD's this week to have a chance?,Geez too bad he's playing such an elite defense this week +Seems like a good way of getting lead toxicity,It did say traditional. +"Hidden Gems of 2016 With the end of the year approaching, are there any prog metal releases that may have been overlooked or underappreciated?",Shokran - Exodus +The Movie Star Is Dead: Jennifer Lawrence & Chris Pratt Tank in 'Passengers',Even though Passengers didn't do well....without Jlaw or Chris Pratt it would have done alot worse...we liive in the age where the character is bigger then the star that is playing them. +Paul Baul: Maul Call,Better Call Paul! +"What? Is this real? That is what they consider life achievements to be? And then they impose these ridiculous stereotypes on a 16 year old? Don't waste your time comparing yourself to people. It will not do you any good. People who try to make kids feel bad about themselves are usually cowards and failures in their own life. Do you really think they are role models? At this point, the most crucial thing in your life are your studies. You are not FA, and don't let anyone make you feel that way. Enjoy your life, have friends, have hobbies. And let the miserable people wallow in their ignorance, but keep in mind they have no authority to have any influence over you.",Screenshoting this for when I feel sad again thanks man :) +Huh. Til,Til what? +How all 31 first-round picks have played this season,Haha played. +"I didn't hear any screams, so I guess we know she's not Jewish.","Haha, the holocaust!" +"Some criminals can be rehabilitated, even murderers, but there's no coming back from stabbing a father in a toy Isle on Christmas eve. You will never be a decent human, ever.","Even then, there is a difference between saying someone deserves the death penalty and saying they deserve to be raped and killed by someone other than the state." +"Considering moving to Winnipeg in the Summer, any advice? I know y'all probably get this all the time, but as I've never been to Winnipeg I would really appreciate input from those who have. I chose Winnipeg because it seems to have a relatively low cost of living and unemployment rate. I've also heard good things about their education. Would you say this is accurate information to go off? What are any downsides to the city I may be missing? As a student, I'm seeking unskilled work to support myself. Is that difficult to find in Winnipeg? Is there any other general advice you might give me?",Move out in the winter +"Hillary Clinton is the Most Admired Woman for the 15th consecutive time, the 21st time overall.","but Gallup is an evil neoliberal, corporate, establishment and globalist organization that does the bidding of the centrist democrats." +Well this must have come across must sterner then it was. I understand what you're saying. There wasn't any malice or anything like that though. I appreciate your thought though,"Yeah bro, break up with her." +Teen in a tiny dress strips to reveal her hot tits,I love it when the build up is 99% of the gif and the actual titles are that split second 1%. +"She won by more than that, 3 million votes more represents around one percent of the entire country, not just those who were eligible/did vote","That sounds like the poors, we can discount their votes anyways." +"In high school freshman year my math teacher gave us some type of test that was meant to measure everyone's IQs and she later gave us the results of that test. Me and one other student scored over 125 and that test inflated my ego so hard when it came to school. I ended up fucking around and not trying at all in school, I made decent grades, but I genuinely thought I was above it all. I took AP tests(for those that don't know, basically you can take classes and tests that can allow you to get college credit in high school), and I never did well on them. I don't think that I passed a single one of those. When I got into college and I started taking classes I started to realize what an idiot I had been the past few years thinking that that IQ test meant anything at all. There I was barely making good enough grades to get into a semi-decent college, yet I had thought I was the smartest kid in the room everywhere I went. Fuck IQ tests, maybe the test that I took wasn't truly an IQ test but I'm still working to reverse bad habits in college that I developed in high school and the whole experience is so much more stressful than I should have let it get",I wish I could reply to you but your're IQ is too high for a simpleton like me to have the priviledge of communicating with you. +"That's what I'm getting at: Crack in the Box gets that across, but also fits the name better.",Poor people do enjoy their rhyming. +"Yes, I have heard of his other channels. I watch a lot of gun / hunting videos so he often shows up in my recommended queue. It all depends on what you watch, friend.","yeh, I suppose it would *not*" +Super high security open source encryption. Like jQuery and AngularJS....,"Yes, do all of your security stuff on the front-end, no need for server-side validation!" +Vince is just working out how Reigns can leave WM with every belt.,"Easy, make Wrestlemania a 5 hour ladder match where all the titles are on the line, then the Big Dog comes out on top" +"Of course, this was in no way an attempt to circumvent the basketball scholarship limit.",NOOOOO OF COURSE NOT... THAT WOULD UNETHICAL there is none of that type of behavior in college sports. +"Wishful thinking. I'm Canadian, and most of my, friends either hate Rush or are just indifferent to them. Probably more Tragically Hip fans here.",I thought every Canadian loved Rush...your country is dead to me +"Get Down, Mr. President!","I'm starting to hate all of this Overwatch content filling the subreddit, unsubscribed..." +Lubbock in Photos-2016,"Nice Pics, that first one is pretty wicked." +farm,That's a tilt shift gift. +People who say Literally every third word. Why?,'Cause they literally can't even. +"Just be glad our competitor, Overwatch, isn't even in top 5.","This is steam charts so overwatch won't be listed there anyways, unless you're missing the" +People saying Trunks/Merged Zamasu aren't that good are triggering me to no end Literally two of the best cards in the game.,Yeah but Gogeta is still better then Super Vegito. +"As a bonus, if she says no, nobody has to find out!",No means yes And yes means anal +Which cards are better than their rarity indicates? Not including reprints.,Rare fish +"Gov. Baker's constituent services office is 617-725-4005 This delay with the marijuana dispensaries is bullshit, and the manner in which it occurred feels underhanded. I once worked in a political office and if there is one thing that gets their attention, it's phone calls. Mail and email can be addressed when it's convenient, but phone calls tie up interns and aides. If only a dozen people call, you can grind an office to a halt. And the guy or gal in charge will want to know why none of their aides are getting work done that day. Be polite! S.2524 is titled Baseline study and delay of regulatory deadlines and is headed to Baker's office. Let 'em know how you feel. And if you live out west, the Springfield office can be contacted at 413-784-1200.",What are their hours? +"Losers, in other words",:<( +I am NOT a cotton headed ninny muggins.,"Whoa there, no need to drop the n-m-bomb!" +"Your comment could be read as being sarcastic. Ah, the joys of text only communication. :)","Someone should make a tag so you know it's sarcasm, nah that couldn't work" +It gets downvoted **BECAUSE** its a gun. Guns arent all that popular around the world,"Well duh, it's because they're dicks and kill lots of people." +Eze looks like Kain,Eze can jump = Kain confirmed +Nico Live 10/31 Starts at 8pm JST. I'm so confident that either Roche or Limera will get OE that I'm willing to read the entire Bee Movie script if neither of them get it.,"I'll shoot myself if they don't announce a genderless OE, legacy or not" +"Leaves and newly planted grass? I aerated and over-seeded by slit seeding a week ago. I'm already starting to get some grass popping up, but my cherry trees are also just starting to drop some leaves. I don't want to walk on the lawn and I'm not going to mow it for a couple more weeks. Just wondering if there is a rule of thumb as to when to get out the blower and blow the leaves off the grass.","Let them stay there for now, you'll end up doing more harm than good just by walking on the seedlings let alone raking the soil" +"Happy New Year! Hope everyone's doing well with their families, and if you aren't/can't be with your family for any reason, I hope you're doing well.",Happy Easter +Much of the weaponry found in Aleppo was US-made. If Americans only knew their tax dollars were being used to arm Al-Qaeda in Syria...,I stand with Assad! +it was more so that i didn't like associating myself with those kinds of people. i quit enjoying it because i didn't like being associated with the typical weab.,"I get what you mean, I used to be vegetarian until I found out that it associated me with Hitler!" +The World as 100 People Over the Last 200 Years,The democracy one is wrong because according to the army of reddit political scientists the USA is a Republic not a democracy. +"Saint Petersburg, Russia. Although I had the same problem in Australia. If I remember correctly it wasn't that bad in Germany. As far as I'm concerned, Amazon is only worth it if you live in America, Canada and possibly places like the UK.","in Germany you get typically free shipping for purchases exceeding 29 Euro (typically = if it says sold and shipped by Amazon, things vary otherwise) delivery time - standard DHL/Deutschpost range: 2-3 days during strike-free period" +"[Act 1 End] We need to get into the city. Maybe we (Monk, Magus, Ranger) can pay a large fee. I choose not to, as I will have to foot like 90% of the fee. [Intermission] Metagamer: Hey Kimchii4ever, how much gp does your character have? Kimchii4ever: Oh I have X amount :) Metagamer: Ok. I was just wondering. [Act 2 Start] Metagamer: I attack the monk! Kimchii4ever: But why- *Get hit by xSn1p3r G0d spellstrike 420 maximillionmized shocking grasp yolo bullshit by magus while flat footed. Still survive and run through the forest with my superior speed. Indy Bro: I shoot the monk as he runs away. *Get taken down to negative. Metagamer: I loot his body! GM: OK! Now do you heal him? Metagamer: I cast death knell! That is when I learned the cold reality about RPGs.",Yo your friends are just wonderful people +Dont forget lightning,And The Log +Something doesn't add up...,He meant 1 session of 500h +"Oh this, every god damn time. I hit cancel every time, but does windows ever actually find a solution? Like I've been using Dolphin a lot lately. How exactly is windows going to find a solution if Dolphin crashes? Or any other number of programsi can download and install?","if Dolphin crashes, check if you are on KDE." +"True, my bad - Miyamoto hasn't mentioned it'll be $10, but he *did* say that it will have a fixed price (one time pay), and OP said it was advertised as a *free* game, which isn't the case whatsoever, so it doesn't change my point.","I think OP has a valid point, see his reply below." +To the vinyl owners: How come nobody posted the lyrics yet? ??,We're keeping the real lyrics a secret +"As an Illini, we disown him.",What happened? +You have to pay gold to play?! What happen if you don't have gold,You don't play +"When he was done with me, he moved on to stalk my best friend","Yeah, I'm sure people hating that creepazoid has nothing to do with the fact that he can't take 'no' for an answer and is alarmingly pushy." +What show had you hooked right off the pilot episode?,Brooklyn Nine Nine +PSA to the snowflake race baiters.,But how many successful ones aren't Uncle Toms and/or sellouts? +"Hyperbolic descriptions of online content, such as: * breaking the Internet * winning some holiday * going viral * taking the Internet by storm * all you need in your life right now * so and so did blah blah blah and I'm crying Calm down, it's really not that great.",I'm literally crying right now. +I just know libertarians have zero solutions. You just deny reality and try to change the subject.,Good argument. +"While tens of millions of children around the world go hungry and uneducated, a handful of billionaires divide up the riches of the planet.","The children should have worked harder, like all those billionaires did." +"Things the FLDS should be called instead of polygamous sects: - Those Pervs Down South - Warren and the Pastels - Dude, Where's My Wife? - The Sweetkeepers ...","Warren, totally a child rapist, unlike Brother Joe" +Fire Eater,At least he remembered ~~safety~~ swimming goggles +Reginald interview about TSM results at worlds.,I thought I was bored of these joke dubbs but this one is pretty well done +"The free college is only applicable for EU citizens, since it's funded by tax money... If you pay your taxes elsewhere, you have to pay tuition here.",Isn't full tuition crazy cheap though? +You are so ignorant.,Brown people are all the same to trump supporters +Did people forget about Gina Carano? I feel like SHE was the one who brought WMMA to the front...,No there was no such thing as woman's mma before ufc and Ronda invented it. +Still waiting for one to make the choice that would actually lure me back to cable TV: a la carte channels.,"Yeah, but getting the hundreds of channels you never watch would cost a fortune!" +Cash/Games Minecraft,What console? +What does it mean if my Ethernet cable is yellow?,It means your connection is significantly slower than those with blue cables :) :) - Killa +"Gender identity is neither, it's a neurological aspect (or at least theorized to be, since we understand more about our solar system then we do about how the brain actually functions). Gender dysphoria is categorized as a mental health disorder. It isn't about who you are or gender identity, it is the stress and distress caused by the difference in neurological gender expectation and physical sex. We can't change how are brains are wired in terms of gender so in order to treat gender dysphoria we treat the physical sex. There are also high rates of stress induced mental health issues in our community which can be attributed somewhat to gender dysphoria, but personally I expect they are more societal in causation.",Dysphoria is just a manifestation of my transness bumping up against societies norms. +Proud of my non feminist girlfriend who sent me the link to this post.,"Fuck equality, amirite?" +"For what reason has it gone viral? What is being said about it? This girl clearly has issues, but having said that, you can see that the situation is provoking violence, aggression and hostility - as it *always* does.",Which the producers in no means foster and promote +'I was raped nightly for 13 years': British sex slave says she was held captive by Muslim rapist who sold her four children,Nothing to do with culture. +Boom every species of freshwater fish extinct within the decade.,TIL every species of freshwater fish eats mosquitoes as the main part of their diet +Careful with anyone named adu. The last one didn't work it so well.,"He's still only 27, give him another year!" +Another reason why ports should be banned and third party games should be quality checked by Nintendo,"Yeah, cause that's a good way for Nintendo to get more third party support, which they've struggled to do for 2 decades now." +"You said he that user has racist friends, and simply because they're a Trump supporter you assume to know something about his or her personal life that you *really* have no idea about.",I'd have some choice words for you but you seem like a rat. +Whatever we want! At the moment I'm working on a project which is based on one of the many project ideas that we can find suggested on the web.,I'm in. +"Fine, I'll be the asshole who does the obvious one.",I wonder what kind of person someone has to be when this is considered obvious. +Pretty sure women cannot be priests...,TRIGGERED +Actually every Republican has blamed Obama for everything that went wrong.,sort of sounds like liberals with bush! +"Personally I liked his introduction, seeing him come out of no where at the end would've made it seem random and just there for fan service","Thankfully, his inclusion as is was completely necessary to the plot of the movie, and not at all fan service." +"Sniper's shrapnel also has the issue, but instead it doesn't specify how long it takes for the charges to come back.",Kunkka's tidebringer no longer show cleave range +How can I fix this bent leg without breaking it?,A blowtorch +Suspend the coaches for player selection,DONT PUSH ME everybody wants to win DONT PUSH ME we're in trouble if they jump the twins DONT PUSH ME i have to protect my team +Which team do you feel gets the least attention? I sometimes forget the Brewers are a thing.,"Twins, Brewers" +"nnJimmy, please PM me. (servers inside) Jimmy, Please PM me and provide some proof, I have an OBS RTMP server ready with a cluster of HLS (Apple Streaming) nginx hosts ready to stream this out, no more worries of getting banned. Simple HTML5 player page for the phriends around here, will release once I get ahold of you. What you do is magical. Please upvote phriends!!!!",Anyone got a stream? +"Oculus VR is the generic name for Rift. That's even how it's displayed through windows, eg in your device manager.","Yea, most people hear about the Rift by looking through device manager." +"Eleven minutes long, nope... Anyone want to give the tl;dw?",I'll read the summary on Daily Life tomorrow. +Children - Part 142,Next part: Sammy beats the shit out of the brother +Why is this allowed? :X,Because it's extremely high quality +"This happened last night. She started saying how we don't have a lot of Kens, I asked what she meant and she said we have a lot of barbies but no kens. I kept asking her more questions to try and understand and she turned to me and patted my face and said you wouldn't understand and turned back around and fell back asleep. We have no kids, and no barbies.",That makes perfect sense to me. +Bought that car on the spot just to show him! And in cash!,What's the discount if I pay in cold hard cash? +How do you feel about mixed economies?,"Until every road is a toll road, and every park has an entry fee, we're living under communism." +My wife was pissed when I told her I bought VR. Then she tried it.,"My wife was pissed off when I told her just now I was fed up with her attitude these past few months, but hey... you have a happy story... lol" +I'm still having trouble figuring out what the fuck just happened,"Your health drops twice, right before you die the meter stops at around 15% HP, so the rat did a bunch of damage at first and the poison was strong enough to kill you with one tick?" +"This thread is litterally full of a bunch of horseshit that people are making up, and it's being upvoted. Wtf reddit.","Welcome to Reddit, good to see first time visitors here." +mountaintop questline was badass. Anyone who failed to complete it missed out because shaxx weekly bounties were some of the best gear givers in year 2,"Oh yeah, loved that 19x3 strange coins per week" +They're drafting Myles Garrett and he's going to be a force in the AFCN.,He will be no match for the ravens elite O-line And as if this is necessary +Moments away from 2 million players!,That thumbnail perfectly encapsulates my feelings about this news. +"I 'MEMBA!!!! I had Tendies in hand, and was dipping them in sjw salty tears.",sorry about your aids +"lol, not getting legendaries because his black","Well I'm a CISGENDER WHITE MALE and I have two legendaries, so it's definitely biased in my favor." +"I think he's right. This is what I want to hear from a long time. Patriotism is ok but being a jingoist is different. Everyone has a right to speak their mind, but forcing it on others is demeaning.",Now say Bharat mata ki jai or we will burn down your house and send you to pakistan. +"heh hehehehe hey butthead, he said harder hheehehehee","Guys he is a C9 fan, we know he's differently-abled." +Adrien Broner sparring for his upcoming with Granados,He was fighting an amateur +This is the only way I can play. And I love it.,"Ugh, take a screenshot next time." +GCHQ worked their magic to prevent Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince leak,"A fine use of their resources, I'm sure!" +"It is the bottleneck of my system. Would see improvements in BF1 with I7 with hyper-threading. Do a quick search, you'll see people talking about it all over the web.",Yeah because my 2nd gen low end i5 is bottlenecking my fps so hard. +we sword art online now bois,"Database, database...!" +You check out a lot penis? Guessing you're a shortie,This guy fucks +Has anyone picked up on this small detail yet? (From one of my old steam posts),The hat reflection...? +I prefer the pronunciation *EX POST*. Sounds so much cooler,*Final Fantasy Ex* sounds so much cooler than *Final Fantasy Ten* as well. +"I personally find them to be very intertwined. I kind of try to use science as a way to form my personal beliefs. An example of this is how I believe consciousness to be the result of a chemical reaction, and that when we die and start to decompose that we may experience that as a completely new form of existence. The thing I don't like about science is that thoughts like that are **heavily** frowned upon, instead of just sort of not taken light-heartedly.","Depends who you speak to I guess, an idea is an idea, if someone knows better then they should just let you revel in fantasies, but generally the people that frown upon it are the people that don't have a clue what the facts are, but you went against their opinion and that is wrong" +"How is nobody seeing hoe entitled you think you are? I understand the whole divorce agreement, but you said yourself you have a fucking retirement fund already but you cant use any of your own income because it would ruin your plans for fun? Also whining about how your dad got his education paid for, so? You said it yourself, he is in debt, has 5 kids to look after and you are employed in a decent paying job, grow up","Yeah, it's so weird that she's feeling entitled to something that she was promised several times and is legally stipulated in her parents' divorce agreement." +You sound incredibly entitled. Your education. Your loans. You pay and be thankful that you had some help along the way.,"Yeah, it's so weird that she's feeling entitled to something that she was promised several times and is legally stipulated in her parents' divorce agreement." +"Postman walked halfway up the drive, stopped, turned and ran away with my mail! The worst of it is that I know that he has my mail as the tracking for what was being delivered changed from due today to collect at depot. If only I was able to catch him as I ran out after I saw him :(",Bloody privatisation +"Double rep started, Pro-am walk-on BROKEN If you join walk on proam it will only allow 6-7 people to join and the game will never start or if it does you get kicked back to mycourt.",I cant wait for lag after dark... Its gonna be Amazing. +What's a great movie with a male and female lead where these characters don't wind up together?,Spoiler Alert [La La Land] +"Yeah, the right has had a monopoly on racism for too long. Liberals need to start being racist too. Stop cowering liberals and start a race war already.",That's a *great* idea +grandpa plays speak out,The face he makes as the dentures slide out of his mouth is pure gold. +I love raw dogging randoms. I'm fucking sick in the head apparently.,It seems like a lot of people are raw dogging it these days.. I wonder what the data behind the std rates looks like lol +Tarik impersonating stewie2k,Seems more like Subroza. +Huawei One Peso Day,Ya van com 3$ q tengo q juntar +"Remember folks, voting for Hillary was voting for the policies of Obama to continue. And so it couldn't be that she lost because people don't like Obama's policies, or that she is a last name away from being in a federal prison. No it can't be those things, it MUST be that Russia interfered with the election. Obama is making sure that history records Trump's win as illegitimate and in doing so takes the blame of Clinton's loss off of Obama and his policies, thus preserving his legacy. Time will tell if people can see through this or not.","Obama had a 57% approval rating last month, so Hillary should won the popular in even more of a landslide if they were only voting for more Obama..." +Where's this madlads mind at!?,Lol someone is in love +"On April 1st, I want Bungie to give us RMM That's right, give us a patch and tell us you've changed the crucible matchmaking to Random Matchmaking. BUT, don't actually change matchmaking at all. I think it would be funny to see people complain about the changes when nothing has actually changed. Tell us on April 2nd that it was all a joke. Nothing quite like a good old fashioned RMM job on April Fool's Day.",Isn't that what they've been doing all this time? +"Back in the day we would use the phrase, but in reference to the LTE","Sorry, LTE?" +I really am curious why Trump supporters are urging their god to reverse the sanctions on day 1. What American would want to bring Russian spies back into the country to spy on us? It absolutely boggles the mind.,"Don't blame the Russians for the having, blame computers." +"3 fav albums this year Blonde. Passion, pain and demon slaying. Endless",Blonde - Frank Malibu - Paak Coloring Book - Chano +Getting 9th at SSC and beating Axe and MikeHaze.,Top 16 player based on the players who went to Summit 3 +Kevin Owens Tells Elderly Fan He Will Die In 5 Years,Hes being a asshole to the fans like a good heel what a monster i will never let my children watch this until he is fired +"Who was your favorite God to grind to Mastery X? I have Neith Mastery X, Nu Wa and Cupid Mastery IX, and I'm working on Ne Zha. For me, I'd have to say Ne Zha has been the most fun because his pull just has a great animation and his voice lines are my favorite.",Loki always a diffrent adventure everytime I played him +Should Hi-Rez Make Smite (and their other stuff) available for the Nintendo Switch?,"BUT THAT MEANS WE GET ANOTHER YMIR SKIN, YMIR HAS TO MANY SKINS AURUFURUSICHHTRIDIJC." +The Q is no longer as high scoring as it was a decade ago. It's actually very close if not identical to the OHL now.,"True, but the whl is still a step back scoring wise compared to the east" +"What exactly are sissy squats? I feel like I should know, but I don't.",Squats done with less than 135 lbs +This knife cutting into a bar of soap,What a belly laugh +Every Country's Top Tourist Attraction,"If this is from TripAdvisor's top things to do, I'm surprised we're not seeing more Escape Rooms on this list." +Randy puts together a LEGO T-Rex.,Oh wow you know how excited r/lego gets when we see another Blockie Talkie. +Me when I saw the new animations.,upset baby accurate +Just because something is illegal doesn't mean it is wrong.,But it does mean it's illegal. +No one will notice,Typical Government job. +"Are you 12? Just ignore the thread, dude.","Yep, downvote and move on." +because Kyrie and Lebron suck in the defense like a twenty hookers on crack and they're both great passers. also Lebron has a 6th sense on the court.,Lebron has like 20 eyes +"How to get past sniffer dogs (AUSTRALIA) Here in Aus. sniffer dogs are everywhere... For MDMA, I know the obvious way is to stick it up your bum, but I dont necessarily want to have to resort to that... Im an anxious person as it is, and to add drugs to the scenario would only make things worse... I was thinking to swallow the pills wrapped in alot of plastic or something, then vomit it back up? I know its a rather pathetic idea but desperate times, desperate measures... Any tips?",I dunno about AUS but in the states the dogs are looking for bombs not drugs. +"yup. Sadly it'll just go more underground, creating more shade at the demand side of things. I doubt much will change on the supply side, aka they'll still fucking kill elephants. Disgusting morons, basically eating what amounts to their own nails...",Yay chinese views on animal rights! +"But can you? And how, where?",You can play OSRS (runescape from 2007) on browser still :) +Damian Lillard game winner in OT,MOMMA +"Honestly, if all those bands do end up releasing, it could very well be the best year this decade so far",Spoken like true Entry-Level Hipster Trash +Making sure a cop murdering someone gets recorded is a bigger priority than stopping a lonely IT guy from getting his rocks off.,Well we could mandate cameras in every room of every house to catch every domestic murder. +Without knowing where you live it's hard to say. Also the heads from that era made awful compression,That just leaves room for more boost. +Elected just like Kim Jong Un,"Again, when he's the only one on the ballot you can't really make a comparison there." +Best bars to meet Russian spies Anyone know the best place to meet Russian spies?,I don't know about Russian spies but I know just the pizza place if you're looking to bang little kids +Too pretentious and obnoxious for me.,There's nothing wrong with a little class you inbred swine! +Who the hell would watch that??,Because everyone is a straight male ! +Math stack exchange... does this genius not google anything?,He already knows he is just testing your inferior mind peasant I shall now go back to reading Richard dawkins. +Black = unnatural,Racist. +I live in California and we had a friend who was a legal immigrant who got sentenced to prison and the way the proceedings worked was that he would first serve out his sentence and THEN get deported after the sentence was over. Don't know why this guy wasn't in jail for a long time for the rape.,Because doing it to a legal immigrant is ok but doing it to an illegal immigrant is racist homophobic crayonphobic waterpobhic and moviephobic! +"Who are the Top 5 Backcourts in the East? The East is filled with quality players, but picking at the best guards is tough. I am new to all of this so these might not be too good, but here are mine: 1-Raptors: Lowry and DeRozan. Best friend and best in the east in terms of guards. 2-Hornets: Walker and Batum. This is interesting and will probably be very disagreed with, but these guys are great. Kemba is smooth and Batum is super underrated. He gets near triple double stats consistently 3-Celtics: Thomas and Bradley Also easily could be 2nd. Really solid, IT is a top 10 scorer and Bradley is a great defensive player who is getting better offensively. They are only getting better. 4-Wizards: Wall and Beal Could also be up there. Wall is always good when healthy, but Beal's inconsistency hurts them and the fact that the team is struggling 5- Cavs: Irving and Smith It's hard not to put them on here when they are easily the best team in the east. Kyrie potentially has the best handles in the league. JR is a up and down player that can light it up from 3 any night. It's more of a one man show which brings them down.",Rondo and Wade +My father always said Laughter is the best medicine I guess that's why my siblings all died of tuberculosis,At least they weren't autistic +Bait out his Hammer E and then fuck his asshole.,Cheers mate +If you pull this shit in Mexico the police would take you outside of the city and put a bullet in your head and say the Cartels got you.,I'm always saying I wish america was more like mexico. +Cubone and Meowth also more common during Halloween period!,"I found 2 Marowaks, it's time." +"No, it has to be right wing AND stupid",So anything right wing? +Really? Here I am just dumping my code on github to keep it safe like a chump.,To think you could be SEOing that for profit all this time! +"What's legal, but not moral?",Shitposting +119th street represent!,Central and edge...we need wheelgats in those parts +He thought he was watching a workout but what he eventually realised is that it was he who was working out...... his emotions. Coming to a cinema March 20th. Lat Pull Down Syndrome,Full meta real quick +And that disgustingly vicious late hit out of bounds on Lorenzo,Should've been ejected! +They're just mad their sports teams suck.,"Yep, we're just so mad that we have the best baseball team in MLB and one of the best hockey teams in the NHL." +Travis Concert NYE Anybody else going to his concert in Santa Ana on the 31st? It should lit af and he should have some sick special guests,So fucking pumped driving down from norcal just for this +"Likely booked years ago. I started looking for rooms in Casper, Wyoming last summer, and everywhere was sold out. Well, except for one place that wanted $500/night with a 5 night minimum stay. 'Course, you can get the same room on a different day for only $83. Bastards.","If anyone takes that last room in Carbondale I swear to god I will fucking find out who you are, find you there and stab your eyes out." +He describes his aesthetic as Space Dracula.,"Haha, best comment I've read all day." +"In NYC, this would be illegal. We have must transport laws for exactly this reason.",That's sucks... Kind of a stupid law imo. +"Wealthy mod mobs should drop silver coins in large quantity Now that prophecies are a core part of the game, wealthy mobs could drop a significant amount of silver coins. Since they are so rare, it wouldn't significantly increase the amount of coins in circulation, it's a fun reward, and it fits thematically. Maybe they could also drop Perandus coins when encountered in Perandus maps.",Actually a good idea. +Stewie nutty 3k while blind,"New strat, hold aimkey while full blind and then stream can't see it!" +I'm sitting here doing mental gymnastics on the 'Roe + Lala = Hyur' bit.,"Big+small=medium, duh." +"Coincidentally, the US keeps at least half its Germans in the Germany part.","All the eggs in one breadbasket, so to speak." +"What he means is why can mages have so much defence while still building full damage. Its pretty easy to get 3k HP and ~150 armour and MR while still hitting 600/700 AP, while ADC has under 2k HP and barely any resistance while also building full damage.",Yeah it's so easy +iPhone manufacturer Foxconn plans to replace almost every human worker with robots - The Verge,"About time, maybe they can knock off a 100$ off the final consumer price on our end" +Hair fits. American eagle shirt? It's 2016. Switch to J Crew or Banana,Rather not buy JCREW just to have to switch to something else for 2017 though +Adding these stupid shadows to everything just screams bad design,"Noooo, shadows + shitty Colors + FAB = Material Design!" +"You seem upset, keep on telling yourself that watching a game that's been around for over 4 years while you watch a little under 2 years of it is worthy of being called a veteran :^)",I think he forgot +I would assume its a bug because there's no reason for them to change it,It took too much memory up +Christian couple in Australia plan to divorce if same-sex marriage is legalised,Yes because every story of Jesus discusses how exclusive he and God are +He's with the trainer. If you're looking into this as some kind of secret easter egg or special hint...don't. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar,"And sometimes a cigar is a big brown d***, thanks Freud lol" +No they'll go up because now these people don't have jobs at all,Well all the workers will surely retrain and go to work as robot programmers +Found in a gift shop in L.A.,Is that Charmandar on the turret? +@CraigMitchell44 Ahahaha! Amazing! Excellent! I'm dead :'),You dropped something: +Tomorrow's 2017 and we still have a skin patch showing through our sleeves,it's going to be 2018 soon and we will still be waiting for an operation +My Three Year Old's Requested Meal. Instant Ramen and Pancakes on a Bed of Oatmeal.,Looks like something a pregnant woman would randomly crave +Thin looks futuristic and innovative to people who don't know much about electronics (people like me). I don't think Apple is targeting people who actually know what they want.. they're targeting people who want to own cutting edge technology but don't actually know where that edge is. So they just need it to look the part.,"Well Apple will tell you were the cutting edge is so don't worry about it, just by their stuff ok?" +"I'll send off the pic and do so. Haven't played MTGO long, so learning how to deal with this stuff, thanks!","But if you report him and he gets banned, we won't get to see any more funny pictures like this from him in the future :(" +*with deaf and mute man.,It's not rape if you can't hear the denial of consent. +Reddit loves nothing more than to take a funny joke and beat it to death with repetition.,Shut up we know what we are doing +Disney To Receive $50m After Carrie Fisher's Death,So what you're saying is...Disney orchestrated her cardiac arrest so they could profit $50 million? +"My friend lives in the middle of nowhere with the worst connection ever, so he wanted me to show this to everyone",so what you're telling us is that he plays something useful when his connection is complete shite and something pointless when he has the connection to contribute? +"Bill Belichick points out concussions happen on touchbacks, too",he's trying to nerf us by removing kickoffs +Driver on the Malahat... I sent the dashcam in to Shawnigan RCMP and they will now get 3 tickets totalling $550+,Clearly there needs to be speed cameras on the Malahat... +Pizza Gate - 13. All children under 13 are invited to undress before entering. Children from 13-17 are invited to Jeffrey Epstein's house.,CNN: A local pedophile WHO SUPPORTS TRUMP has been caught on Reddit telling where to go to see undressed kids +Joel Berry is trash. Hicks is trash. im trash. you're trash. we're all trash hey!,Berry should've tried shooting more 3s tonight +Not everyone can get into tech jobs. They're not the only jobs in the world.,dont worry once automation takes over the country is going to have 300 million tech jobs +Did you not get awarded a clearly offside goal last week?,Game deciding even +I am well aware of that. I just like to mimic the typical opposition commentator,You forgot your +"And then we had floods in the UK, one of our politicians blamed gay marriage. Basically, everything causes flooding.",If gay marriage caused flooding the Pharoes would have mandated it. +What happened to grand faucon? Also did any of the beats remind anyone of some of those OVO beats?,Astroworld +This gif ended way too early.,"Or too late...I mean, those legs disappear after about 3 seconds." +"When couchsurfing in Ukraine, our host told us this hilarious story of how he once saw a black person riding a bike. That was the hilarious story, a black person riding a bike.",I guess they can train monkeys to do human things after all +The fact that this was a thing to begin with is insane.,"Yay, I'm entitled to some me time!" +"Yeah, it's kinda unsettling how accepting everyone is of this.","Nah, it's fine because women can't rape men" +How do I sneak alcohol into Spartan Stadium?,"Nice try, MSU PD." +Trump just tweeted and called American Voters enemies.,But let's not forget he didn't set up a private email server. +What is the one thing you wouldn't do to your kids that your parents did to you?,Outlive them. +"Y'all are fucking salty and it's becoming a toxic issue for the community I just feel like all this bitching about what blizz is or isn't doing for D3 is just getting out of hand. D3:RoS was launched over 2.5 years ago. Would it be nice for new items to be added and balancing to be changed? Sure, but it's not. That doesn't take away from the hours that I, and I'm guessing most of you, have gotten out of this game. People are still buying the game, people are coming back from pre RoS times. If you can't stand what is happening with the game, then stop trying to ruin it for people who haven't gotten to experience it yet. Some of you are acting like that asshole that talks about how bad a job is to the new kid on day 1, when really he's just a fucking shitbag who hasn't gotten the promotion he feels like he deserves just because he's been around for a while. Maybe it's time to take a break from the game, don't play a season just because you feel like you need to, but also stop following the sub for a while instead of getting your panties in a bunch every time you tab out of PoE to see what's been said. It doesn't help anyone, and it's ridiculously childish to show up to every thread you see to be a baby about it.",best post of the year 2017 +Ironically that Achilles injury happened during a game against the warriors..,leagues fixed +Buonanno!,Voglio i crediti! +Replaced ugly fluorescent Panels in kitchen with recessed LEDs,Do you live near Chandler AZ my kitchen is almost identical. +Italy's highest court rules calling someone 'gay' is no longer an insult,Well that's gay +The cable guy is showing the neighbor kids what he's doing and explaining it along the way.,"Careful, he might abduct, rape and kill them -.-" +Gloria Allred press conference on Donald Trump,And Hillary Clinton still hasn't had a press conference herself. +OSU Student Group has created a petition and seeking the right for students to carry firearms on campus,"Well I mean, if Miss Ohio 2014 says so who needs a second opinion?" +Reddit shamelessly implementing policies which are specifically against this one Sub,Tolerant and inclusive. +A team for IW,Your first ever post is likely to be deleted but good luck finding teammates +Nope I'm in amythest league and my team isn't all sapphire lmao,Haha I'm just kidding man +Vampire bats adopt young vampire bats if their mother dies.,"The way you worded that makes it sound like that when a vampire bat looses its mother, it compensates that loss by adopting another vampire bat." +REMINDER! TRUDEAU'S FALLING POLL NUMBERS ARE A SIGN OF STRENGTH NOT WEAKNESS.,"When the voters hate you, you win." +"Not arguing that we're a great team but you clearly didn't watch the game if you think the Packers won because of the refs last night, or you can't see past your own bias",Yea those 9 no calls really had no affect on the game like at all. +"One Piece: Chapter 848 Spoilers Cover: the crew in red suits and dresses Color spread: Crew in red coats in a snowy forest Behind the cover: Luffy's first appearance 848 : Goodbye Mom disregards Luffy's taunts As the next day she will obtain the Germa's power and the Tamatebako, she feels like she can forgive anything Then, she is informed that an intruder appeared in the treasure room Sanji's room While thinking about the Baratie and the crew, Sanji's going ga-ga over Pudding Pudding's room Mom shoots down the dress chosen by Pudding and tells her to wear a dress chosen by her (Mom) Pudding stands alone on the balcony in the rain, thinking about Lola, who ran away saying that she will decide her marriage herself. In Wholecake castle Pedro's making a huge ruckus, fighting security with his sword and gunpowder Tamago, while chasing Pedro, receives a message from Smoothie Apparently Brook entered the treasure room and locked it from inside Tamago warns that bones is a rare beast that Mom wants, so he's not to be killed Inside the treasure room Chess soldiers attack Brook Brook turns them powerless with his guitar and singing Brook: You don't know my other name, do you!? BABY Brook: It's Soul King! Brook: Patched-up souls like you cannot hope to stand before the scream of my obsessed soul! Prisoner library Pudding came to see Luffy She has a page marker put inside the book and enters into a cage She apologizes to Luffy for everything that happened She then says that Sanji proposed to her, but she won't go on with the marriage Then says something else faintly, so that only Luffy and Nami can hear Luffy and Nami look shocked Pudding: Goodbye She says farewell to Luffy while crying Continues to next week",What if pudding is going to submit suicide.. +What do you mean mall santas...? There's only one Santa.,Santa ain't real So grow the hell up Santa ain't real So grow the hell up Santa ain't real so grow the hell up Santa ain't real grow up Again! +Hasten Fatalas is a must with any hunter,yes and dont forget to add Frostbound hammer to it +"Sometimes i feel sad because nowadays there is nothing like an apple II, some early stuff, where you can learn something from the roots and keep that memory for ever. All I have is books i never really use, lots of games i stopped playing long ago, mostly because of graphics and compatibilty with newer OS. FeelsBadMan","This was actually the main purpose behind the Raspberry Pi systems, to give kids something that they could really experiment with." +Character assassination.,Adolf Hitler was a good man media made him look like a bad man... +"If only humanity was as diligent and easily informed as you my friend. You guys would be much further ahead of your time and closer to first contact if you all knew things and more importantly, noticed you're all walking around with the whole of human knowledge in your pockets. Instead lots of you just use it to listen to Justin bieber and Nikki minaj. Be good sir. Your time is coming.",I like how you managed to not dispute a single thing he said or add anything new. +What restaurant will you NEVER go to?,Pretty much any vegan cafe or something like that. +"MRW I'm having a fun bubble bath and making epic Bubble Beards and posting them to my FB for laughs, a family member attempt to chastise me and tells me I should take them down. All you can see is my head and *gasp* SHOULDERS!",You absolute harlot +Is there a github guide of units without farmable ones?,Just use the non-farmable sockets filter +Current results Total answers :409 INFP : 142 INTP : 25 ESTP 7 ESFP : 5 ENFP : 8 ENTP : 16 ESTJ :2 ESFJ : 1 ENTJ : 5 ISTJ : 45 ISFJ : 13 INFJ : 73 INTJ: 22 ISTP : 39 ISFP : 5 ______________________ Rock/ Heavy Metall : 115 Indie : 100 Country : 3 Others : 56 Pop : 34 Rap/hip hop : 31 Dance :21 Classical 28 Jazz : 21,Smh +"Monica already on high cal rifle, if you know what i mean :P",She's handling the big bore gun. +Who cares really? inb4 this blows this up and everybody says this is unprofessional and that pro players should be role models.,If this blows up his sponsors will probably care. +Call me when they decide to stop being assholes with their sport licensing thereby driving almost all the other competitors out of sports game because only they can use the official team names.,Yeah don't blame the companies that own those names and sold a license to EA its completely EAs fault +They're actually coming to NA?,no they will participate for worlds in korea of course +Trump is a funnier character than we've ever had,It's gonna be great it's gonna be great it's gunna be great +TIL Michael Clarke Duncan is dead.,Only 4 years late on that one +It's super annoying when people walk through you when the beat gets good. Ive been interrupted by people walking through when I'm dancing and jumping and it really kills the buzz.,"I always dance my way through the crowd, gradually dancing with everyone as I go" +"TH1 is 20%, TH9 is 50%, it's generally no point to trying above TH6 without Esser because the opportunity cost (especially in raids) of time spent missing TH stacks is not worth the small chance to succeed.",ah ok so it's not linear that's nice +Going long?,Good thing you didn't use that trade armor button +yea some arent legal though :C,Isn't the Utopia the Lightning giant card technically legal? +I don't see any AAA-budget games that involve creeping on kittens or puppies. The cute here is highly sexualized and very obviously meant to pander.,"This game doesn't involve children like that but you do have a point since there are other creepy-ass games out there, though maybe not AAA." +Des Moines Woman Says She Voted Twice For Trump Because The Polls Are Rigged,r/nottheonion +Don't be fat. It invalidates your opinion.,only if you are male... FAT WOMEN ARE BEAUTIFUL ... you shitlord... +Angry Birds?,# u got games on your phone? +"Those of us with European descent just need to have more kids, ez.","You have to have a lot of kids to try to outdo Dems efforts to mass import other cultures, especially Muslim refugees." +"For me it's the land reform act by EMS government, contributions in educational system by religious institutions and Travancore royal family, in literature it's Thunchathu Ezhuthachan's Adhyama Ramayanam and Hermann Gundert's Malayala Bhasha Vyakaranam.",Shouldn't Arnos Pathiri be the one instead of Gundert? +"Add the suffix '-er' to any movie title, what does it become?",Shawshank Redemptioner One man tries to redeem a man who is stuck in prison +This goes back much further than our parents generation. Christianity viewed left handedness as a mark of evil. They associated it with the devil/demons. For a long time they did force left handed people to become right handed. And it can be changed early on. If they caught a child writing with a left hand they would force him or her to switch.,"If we can get rid of their evil left handedness, we can easily get rid of their evil homosexuality." +Also water resistance,lol u android plebs my iphone 4 got water resistence when i updated to the new iOS +If that was true there would be no rape in male prisons,That's just asserting dominance +"Fuck dude, even make it 10 feet with a privacy screen in between and I'm going to eat at least 9 feet of ice cream","Ehh...I'd go 8 feet, maybe 8 1/2 tops." +"Eh, here I am teaching introductory economics and trying to hide my socialist ideology while teaching the basics of neoclassical theory.",Always end each lecture with this is a model and it is not actually how it works in real life. +Trump: Pastor who stopped me from talking politics was 'nervous mess',What a fucking pussy. +"TIL: Columbus was overjoyed when the Habs took Price 5th, and left Brule for them at 6th overall.",Columbus pass on that scrub Anze Kopitar. +"That's so awesome. What about emergency personnel? If there was ever any kind of attack or natural disaster, I imagine all police, EMTs, surgeons, fireman, etc would be expected to answer the call and stay as long as their services were required. How does that work over there?",Some jobs are exceptions. +I don't think Crow is wearing any makeup,Yes we were clearly talking about the CG character +Before and after the first day of school,"No, public schooling is completely a good thing." +do those things do that regularly or something?,"Yeah, those little bastards are total yoga freaks." +"Blame yourself as well for not making better posts. Also the mods, definitely blame the mods.",Blame hitler for not destroying America before Juggernaut won the Arcana vote. +"Its not only Obama. The problem with Trump, well one of the problems, is that normal people running for President don't do this. Everyone remember when McCain corrected that lady who called Obama an Arab? McCain said that Obama was a good famil man, an American citizen who he just happened to have serious disagreements with.","I mean, I loathe GW Bush, but even he made it clear that he wasn't lumping together all Muslims as terrorists after 9/11..." +Jeeze. A power drill used as a weapon in a robbery.,"When power tools are outlawed, only outlaws will have power tools." +"Supreme Court splits 4-4 over North Carolina voting law, the law will not be enforced this November",Here comes all that voter fraud! +"I think you need to focus on putting on more muscle mass. Don't take this personally, but you're not seeing barely any abs because its just not there. Focus on a controlled bulk in order to put on some quality muscle. Just my 2c. You did a good job of dropping weight though.",But I thought abs are made in the kitchen! +"Last quest heroic help? This is brutal hard, anyone having any luck?",All I can say is thank god blizzard is smart enough to not make 2 mana 3/3 charge minions. +"What, social media networks are for being *social?*","Well, appearently it's not for me." +"Germany's military is starting a pilot project to help Syrian refugees learn civil reconstruction skills, in hopes that they'll eventually be able to help rebuild their homeland.",They can teach them to build camps; possibly near transportation junctions? +Half of Russians Fear Syria Could Spark WWIII,And the other half is trying to make it happen? +I seem to think that? Lol. You seem to project that. I just found out that one of thefficers was actually a white supremecist and had multiple allegations of violence by residents on his record. He also used a fake name in his employment application so they missed the hate crime conviction he had in 2006 and the 4 assaults all on black men with white girlfriends that he punched from behind... But we cant consider that information at all in the officers actions THAT NIGHT because yur logic.,"your logic is sound because everyone involved has the same authorities, responsibilities, and duties." +"So I'm guessing some dude said git gud in the satirical way that it almost always is said in, and the OP got upset? I don't know. I'm sorry but I'm pretty into the whole community for DS and aside from a few annoying gank squads that don't actually interact with the community, everyone is generally pretty friendly. Git gud and casual are jokes based on the idea that beating DS is literally just getting better at the game through practice. I rarely meet anyone who's actually an elitist and those that are usually get shit on by everyone else for being a dick.",Whatever casual +"nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga, i'm 100% nigga",####IT'S OKAY BECAUSE IT'S FROM A SONG +I don't think you know what danger close meanz.,"It meanz danger is close, duhh!" +"The Canadian Museum for Human Rights enters death spiral, fueled by debt",Nobody saw that coming! +Just bad luck :( Or you have already gotten one without knowing,i didn't i checked :/ +"Considering we know as a fact that the DNC acted impartially to support a candidate, you'd have to be stupid *not* to rig the election if you could. It's pretty clear that consequences don't exist.",impartially means the DNC acted fairly and justly +This kind of shit slowly turns me into a racist,The white side of history +Love it so much!! And I'm also trying my very best,Fucking try hard. +Just fuck my campaign up r/The_Donald.,Your eyes are so sunken that I can see the back of your skull. +"So we jail the DV victim because people were inconvenienced? Ridiculous. People in these courts need to quit thinking of themselves as so uber-important. They're backlogged because we overpolice communities. Our nanny state believes every minor infraction must result in someone entering the system. Spend some time in Europe and you will see society doesn't collapse without an overly-aggressive police force. The country is waking up from the Law & Order delusion. Our courts aren't filled with heroes fighting viciously for justice, but rather staffed with sub-par lawyers from fourth-tier law schools that want so badly to feel important/powerful. Truly filth.",Wow way to be so cynical about everything you are truly an inspiration to us all +"Oh sorry, I didn't realize... Texas can secede from the union, but only if they file suit in a court that has fringe on their flag. TEXAS IS BEING DETAINED!","I have a maritime flag on my house, nobody can ever come inside." +"How do you view your country's school system? Mainly junior high/ high school. Is it good or bad? boring, you don't learn anything important in it, etc. ? Needs better teachers?",TIL we have schools... +He should have just responded with ARE YOU FAT SHAMING ME?!,You can't fat shame men! +"The Islamic State of Iran just sentenced someone to lashes & jail for proclaiming their atheism on Twitter. Every country that is either Islamic or majority Muslim is regressive, oppressive & not a world power. Sometimes you need to be aggressively atheistic. Liberal European culture is a better way of being for everyone - empowering women taps into a massive talent pool. But that needs to be protcted. It doesn't happen by accident - culture is our institutions, the way we raise our children & how our society is raised as a collective.",Let's give these guys nukes! +People thinking that inanimate objects cause crime is really cute.,You mean picking up a gun DOESN'T give you the sudden urge to kill? +Skinny logic galore: Two medical anomalies eat without a care yet can't seem to put on weight.,"Why the hell are these freaks on facebook, they could be getting rich renting their bodies to science." +"Many malign the slowness and red tape surrounding NASA and established space contractors, but cheaper and faster aren't always better. This just goes to show that space is a difficult business. I hope that they can find the issue and fix it in an expedient manner. I'm also glad that no one was injured. Also glad that this wasn't on a CRS mission for ISS.",Yeah it's a good job nobody has ever died from a NASA space program. +"Did little, perhaps nothing regarding that. Many allege that 'daang matuwid' was a front for drug gangs and other criminal activity. My experience during that time was meh, and my experience as of present day is still meh. I dont get why everyone is so intent on painting the last 6 years, or the upcoming 6 years as being hell.",Is there data on our country having a drug problem then? +Optic Rush calling out Northern Arena 2016 Admins,NA Excuse +testing,ColorizeBot +This thread has digressed quite a bit from the original topic...,"So, reddit then?" +"I wore a mickey fuckin' mouse jumper to see them! Take that sub-cultural norms, you're not the boss of me!!",Haha that would have stood out in the crowd! +Was Genji Blackwatch?,No. +for scared Zen... you press any key?,"I'm a simple Zen, when I'm scared, I press S." +Exclusive: Google's new phones will be called the Pixel and Pixel XL,Can't wait for them to come out so the Nexus 5x's price will drop +"The claim is that Comcast is implementing data caps across their network on November 1st. As stated by multiple people in this post, they are *not* implementing it everywhere, therefore it is a lie.",You're so righteous. +Got it! Thanks!!,Welcome :) +Around 30% of the votes is a phobia ?,That's 70% who have an unjustified and completely irrational aversion! +Ugh seriously. Guide for t-rex arms and overdeveloped legs.,You mean you don't worship the squat like a God? +Somewhere Steve Shives is preparing his noose to appease his muslim masters.,"Not ALL muslims tweeted the hashtag, though!" +"I'll never understand why people decal their cars with Apple stickers. When I was in high school and kids from my school would tweak their cars and install expensive stereo systems, they'd put Rockford Fosgate and Kicker stickers on the back. I can't tell you how many times I heard about one of these idiots crying at some point about how someone broke into their car and stole their system out of it. You're advertising you have expensive shit in there. And as an adult, I can't tell you how many times I've heard someone cry about how their car got broken into and their iPod/iPhone/iPad/backpack with a MacBook got stolen - or sometimes other worthless shit. You're advertising that you proudly support and buy Apple products, and those products retain their value; of course someone will eventually break into your shit to see if you have any of it available for them to take.","So you're saying, I can put apple stickers on my car, wait for someone to break into it and then make a claim on the insurance that the apple product that I don't actually own was stolen?" +Someone might be offended APOLOGIZE!!,Sorry! +Woman falls off motorcycle,LOUD PIPES SAVE LIVES +Poll: British public heavily in favour of burqa ban,"As we've seen with the Brexit, don't trust the Brits with their voice." +Another easter egg during the Shaman Order Hall questline. Blizzard did its research,"They didn't give him the right armour though, he's wearing the T1 recolour from TBC." +"I am seeing a new audio clip in the news talking about how he enjoyed fighting in school, so maybe there's your next scandal?",You mean they don't have another porn starlet to trot out to dominate the news cycle for a day and talk about Trump blowing her an unwanted kiss a decade ago? +Very cool! You're South African as well?,Yeah :D +"As someone who has the game on the Xbox, I feel ripped off. We're already treated like 2nd rate citizens with getting updates weeks after the PC then this happens. They couldn't even release Primitive+ on the day they announced it was going to but this paid DLC releases concurrently with the PC with no problems. They didn't even tell us Primitive+ was getting delayed a month until the day that it was scheduled to be released.",That's because console users **are** second rate citizens +Technically #we is trending,'#we' *are* trending. +Even points them in the right direction. Meanwhile Jared Fogle is suing his victims parents..,you didn't hear it's all the parents fault bro! +I called him Hartline 2.0 about an hour ago. One can only hope.,when he gets good we'll trade him to the patriots +"Well, rights are a liberal construct but how it logically follows from that that we can just ignore what is considered human right abuses, I have no idea.",We'll have to consult the Kremlin for that +"What is the difference between lean muscle and the other kind of muscle? Actually, what is the other kind even called?","Fat muscle... you want to avoid fat muscle at all cost, stick to the lean stuff." +Stats on applications for Canada's 2016 Astronaut recruitment campaign,Please don't hire any TFWs. +"Yup, you can't get someone else to take a selfie for you.",Hilarious and original. +Yeah but a tank? That's not historically accurate.,Since when is a Battlefield game historically accurate? +"Took him long enough, this sub has been about trying to steam people into allowing racist agenda-pushing on their subs and racists lying about why they were banned for years now. The actually useful posts on this sub are like 1:1000.",Have you read my posts exposing SRS/D and uncensorednews? +"Pokemon TCG Alola Collection in November! According to Pokebeach: Alola Colection is hitting shelves Nov. 18 in NA. 2 Boxes, one for Solgaleo one for Lunala. You'll get a Jumbo GX card, a figure, a pin, 5 packs, PTCGO code card, and foil promo cards of Rowlet, Litten, and Popplio. Get hyped!","Inb4 needing an 'exodia' style system for Alola Exeggutor (exeggutor feet, exeggutor body, exeggutor neck x3, exeggutor head)" +"Duelyst only really lost Korean players because of the card draw change, and honestly I think that's a great thing. I'd rather not play against Koreans in any game.","^ this, absolutely." +This man has never been to East London,Which is dominated by Bangladeshis. +"It's not terrible, but it doesn't come close to topping the best in the series either. Nope, Invisible War is still number one.",Yeah... you're gonna have to go ahead and give me your address. +Gelson Martins great skill vs Israel,"Dayum, could he do a carrillo and join us?" +Just like in the WC,technically his positioning was great +"I agree with you completely, but I'm afraid it will somehow be turned around to Bill.",Oh I'm sure Trump wouldn't go there +gene ween,Praise hail Boognish! +"Fellow Frasierphiles, I need your help Hi guys. I love you all. So I do this little cooking show called Binging with Babish, where I recreate the foods from movies/TV. This week, it's an honor to announce that I'll finally be focusing on the many foods of Frasier, with a special episode featuring multiple recipes from our eponymous hero. I need your help remembering as many food items as possible from the series - the more specific they were about what went into the dish/how it was made, the better (eg, the *Crispy Duck* served at Degas is too ambiguous to recreate - Frasier's cornish game hens with signature pomegrante-honey sauce, however, is perfect). Plot-centric or main-character-referencing dishes are also preferable. Here's the dishes I have short-listed so far: -Cherries Jubilee -Sherry's Mock Apple Pie -Martin's BBQ-pudding-chips -Frasier's Signature Pomegranate Sauce w/ Cornish Game Hens",You absolutely have to do something with an eel that we wouldn't believe... +Still cheating Smh,Jailbreaking is against TOS for Apple in a way Why don't you just get an android? +"*Assuming* govt control of the tolls, it could be no difference from Illinois or Massachusetts and their toll roads. Or even the Golden gate Bridge out here in CA (private corporation owns, maintains and collects tolls; but the tolls are regulated). But that's a big assumption under a GOP administration.","You see the problem is, the gop doesn't like regulating." +Mickey Gall: CM Punk moves 'like a wounded animal' in training footage,I just want this farce with Punk to be over with. +"Clinton keeps slipping with women, blacks, and now millennials. As prophet Scott Adams pointed out a couple of weeks ago, all it takes is a 3% shift to move enough battleground states securely to Trump's side.","Granted, Bernie had millennials - Clinton claimed them." +Mervyn Peake was one of the best writers in any genre of the 20th Century Le Guin was a try hard who never could reach a wide audience due to her inherent limitations as a writer and her narrow focus subject matter. She rode off the back of her Earthsea stuff for all of her career,"Yeah, Earthsea is the reason she won five Locus, three Nebula, and two Hugo awards for novels unrelated to Earthsea" +I hope Libertus is in the game. He is probably sitting in his home town counting the days waiting for Nyx to arrive. It would be nice to learn some of their backstory in the game. Too bad Nyx won't be in it (probably).,Tabata actually confirmed that he'll be in the game in some form. +you forgot eye for an eye,You forgot +"r/EnoughTrumpSpam thinks this image triggers us. Let's prove 'em wrong, centipedes!",I think I've even seen this posted on thos sub before lol +"ROLL CALL: Who's going to WC2016?? I'm in Section 524 Row 2 with three buds from my baseball team. Who else is going? Go f*ck yourself, Grant, that's what you get for moving to Michigan. Yes, you Grant, you sonofab*tch","suite 424 checking in, lets go jays!" +1979 REPRESENT!!,Woo! +Man plays Xbox 360 on NYC subway,This man spreading is getting out of hand +Andy Weir on ST: I think STS2 should be titled: 'The Return of Barb'. She'd have all sorts of super powers because of her time in the Upside Down and she's pissed because literally no one gave a shit that she disappeared.,This lie will never die. +Greg Popovich Says White People don't understand what Black People Go Through,They do it to themselves. +PSA - Try and avoid putting any notes into any pokies slots.,Unless sais notes are paying for a nice warm wet slot +Cops are really dumb. You arrested a lawyer for a bullshit reason. It will not go nicely for the copper,"Yeah, the cop will be prosecuted for knowingly making a False Arrest." +"Target doesn't even know who works there Also, they fire people who get assaulted in their store by customers.....?","Duh, unwanted contact is legal if a feeble old lady does it." +"mccoy was short, and tyrod got in. Why challenge?",Because we're idiots +Game Thread: Week 5 - Cincinnati Bengals (2-2) @ Dallas Cowboys (3-1) [](/CIN)Cincinnati Bengals @ [](/DAL) Dallas Cowboys Time: 8:25 PM EST *Help the mods by reporting trolls* **Sort by new for up to date discussion.**,"Is it me, or is this whole team just pushing rope?" +It's labor day weekend! Any updates to the tracking number/location/pickup won't be available until Tuesday or even Wednesday :),So it's normal when i click on the tracking number that it says it doesn't even exist? +"PT-16, new Polish MBT project","Because, as everyone knows, straight sides give the best shell protection" +Can we all just take a moment and be thankful that there are not advertisements in the game,"Yes, let's all bow our heads and be thankful to the great Niantic for not putting ads in a game they are making millions a day on." +"Meh, auto body shops exist because of insurance. Countries with little insurance won't be spending much to fix their shitty car","You're right, it's way cheaper to just buy a new car than to take it into the body shop to get the damage repaired." +Gob,Hello darkness my old friend +"I dunno, I rape a lot of kids mothers' when I play video games",Shut the fuck up you stupid fucking asshole bitch you can't even talk because I FUCKED YOUR MOM +I don't like Hillary much either but she has absolutely nothing to do with this. Y'all think before you post.,I forgot the +There will be no more bitcoins to mine in 50 years,Can't tell if this is real or just +THE HUMAN EYE CANT SEE MORE THAN 30 FRAMES PER SECOND,"You're right, it can only see in 25" +What do you call it when someone from the alt-right has a negative response to a Muslim being classified as a victim? Is that called being triggered?,yeah god forbid it was a muslim targeting a christian because it would definitely not receive any different a response +Hillary during FBI interview,a little brain damage is no big deal... +"September 2 POST GAME THREAD: Indians defeat Marlins 6-2 Didn't see a postgame thread, so I figured I'd make one. Carlos is incredible. Tough game against Fernandez tomorrow, hope we can keep this 4 game streak momentum up!","You're gonna have to be more specific, because there were about 6 players named Carlos tonight apparently." +"George Carlin is perfect for reddit: *Stupidity with an attitude!* *Oh but he's a comeeeeeedian!* Sure he is, but you believe him anyways.",There is tons of proof that not living a sanitized childhood helps build a better immune system but go right ahead and raise bubble kids and helicopter around them as you see fit +"One small difference, she explicitly brought up her concussions, blood clots, and the fact doctors said she couldn't work more than a few hours a day at State. She's cooked. Hoisted by her own petard.",it's not like the president always has a full schedule or has to work a lot. +'Sex-positive' feminist heroically defends men who watch porn from 'shaming',I wish I was as cool as her. +"I think I'm sexually harassed by my flatmate (m) again The first two times, he tried to kiss and hug me when I was in the kitchen alone. He wouldn't take no as an answer. I didn't speak to him for a while. Today, I spoke to him briefly again. He then started to tell me he was considering escorts as all his mates are doing it. He then told me he once paid someone from his university for sex. He asked me if I'd have sex for money. I said no. Then he asked if I'd do it if he paid. I got super offended at that point. I kept my composure he then started to touch me and wanted to hold my hands. I told him to fuck off and went back to my room. I don't know what to do now. I'm moving out in two months. I don't want to call the police just yet. I dont see him very often and he usually wouldn't bother me if I wasn't being just a tad friendly by responding to his how are you. My room can't be locked so I'm just scared if anything happens. I'm also scared if he turns out to be a phycho. What should I do?","Wow, maybe you shouldn't have said hi how are you from the start." +"Pretty cool guys, not a part of them, but any addition to the game's community that spices things up (without directly breaking rules/cheating, etc) is good in my books.",Even heat weapons? +39 million people in California but since no one you know calls it cali he can't be from there? Okay,"My apologies, I forgot the" +Don't suggest someone commits suicide.,But what if I *reeaaalllyyy* disagree with their opinion? +"Soo, this happened to my 6 month old Acer monitor tonight..",Lookin' like your computer dropped some acid. +"Its super scummy when a business that hands out free dlc does something to make money.. It's despicable because its not a necessity to have these items and they're optional to buy. The worst part is that their going to put some of the profits into boosting esport prize pools.. Seriously wtf, these guys are scum bags!!",You forgot +"When I got my first bike in June, I set a goal of 2000 miles ridden before Labor Day. This is my odometer today.",What does that blue medusa near to green N mean? +"If you won the lottery, what is the first thing you would do?",Two chicks at the same time. +Spike,Zero Medium +Gonna assume you mean Yogg Saron as opposed to North Sea Kraken,Nope kraken OP 9 mana sniper too broken +"If i had to save one from a burning building, I'd take the GPU.",But its NVidia +Android users more honest and humble than iPhone users: Study,if we made such a big deal out of every (non published) study out of psychology... +Insane body control by Angel Rice,Amazing! +Youre not seeing it because the companies are paid to not do so.,You forgot your +still better than gyazo,Yeah great for mobile users too! +"Leaving the EU will certainly make the NHS' situation better then, right?",Yeah the loss of nurses and doctors from the rest of the EU is going to make the situation better! +What's the armour? Looks awesome for a fashion setup as a DB character.,I believe it's the new DLC Strider which you have to kill a Savage Deviljho. +I stayed at Edron cycs until 50 then moved onto bonebeast island. Probably not the most efficient place to level to 50 but it was fast enough!,I was leveling there too but there is this lvl 70 bot that kills everything lately and that's why I want to look for something better now haha +Jeremy Corbyn refuses to back down in after-work drinks row,"Yeah, I'm a Dad and want to have no part in my kids' lives." +"Might not be the case here, but pros and streamers underestimate champs all the time, even ones that turn out to be OP.",Didn't people say Jhin was pretty bad at the beginning? +"Welke Ruijter smaak is beter?! Reageer voor puur, OpWillem voor melk!",Puur genot! +Do you think Tekken will be more popular than MK10 since there will be a PC version? More (if not most) people will play it on PC and stream it on Twitch because PC is the master race. Also imo Tekken is the best Beat'em Up- but that is subjective I guess.,i say this new tekken 7 fr will surpass SFV +Well he clearly meant hey gorgeous slut all the kids are saying it these days,"It's Australia, slut is a term on endearment" +"reality does not matter on who you ask. Just because someone says something does not make it true. A belief can be a beautiful thing, but not when it conflicts with fact.",But didn't you know that truth is determined by consensus? +What would be the coolest way the world can end?,"Humans discover advanced space travel, travel to the centre of our 255 planet universe which causes everything to be sucked into a portal creating new universe and destroying the current one." +She'll have a freak accident soon. The real people in charge want a united states of europe.,"And the Jews are behind it all, too!" +"Well, yeah, that's exactly what they'll do.","And if they cannot seize American government assets in Iraq, watch them start to nationalise the assets of American businesses." +No one knows who they are or where they live. chill dude.,Bu....but I'll make a fake Facebook account! +"Making smartphones endlessly thinner and lighter. I'd much rather have a more robust device, with better hardware features and longer battery life, than a 2mm thinner phone.","But my Apple 19 is so thin it digs into my hand and makes it bleed, making me edgier while using my 17 minute battery life." +except that DiscoLock has pretty much lost when the game goes longer than T6...,Not with a comeback mechanic like deathwing in the deck +Wait until 15 years down the line when Verstappen is an experienced old man,Well if Reddit and Villeneuve are anything to go by he could be the oldest driver by the end of the season having killed everyone else +"After 8 years of talking about it, I am finally a part of PCMR.","That's not a PC, it's just a bunch of parts required to build a PC." +How soon can we expect that to happen?,"Looks like it's happened, according to 104.3 it's gonna Tossin Austin Davis" +"Not sure why he was getting downvoted but don't be knocking the twitter footage, it was the only one I could find at the time","Some people have Asperger's mate, don't take it too personally" +You do realise that ALL search engines use their own algorithms for searchs. Google for example will base it's results on your own search history. Having different results mean's absolutely nothing. Your google results will be different from my google results.,Hail CTR. +"Really? This does it for you? This is just someone being cut to pieces. Horrible, yes, but not super creative like the Persian boats execution thing where they smear your face with honey and leave you on a boat in the sun for days until insects eat you alive.","Yeah, being slowly cut to pieces is for pussies!" +"Hillary hate doesn't belong here. This sub is for supporting Hillary Clinton and showing the internet that she's the most popular, most qualified, most beloved, candidate for President in history. The admins and mods agree and so does the media and smart companies like Twitter and Facebook. Time to stop dissent and hate and move forward with a true champion of the little people, Hillary Clinton.",Dropped your +"I can't speak for everyone but I would probably, just maybe, try to get someone to open it.",It's probably worth more money at auction unopened. +Christians are normally adept at rationalizing to fit circumstances. How did they miss the chance to claim that God was working in one of his mysterious ways through an atheist?,"nono, its obviously a test, satan is trying to tempt them to take the money, if they endure, god *will* reward them" +Aisaka Taiga is definitely the best tsundere. you BAKA'S,Nothing says best tsundere like a headbutt... +I wonder what Gen VIII will do to make the classics new and exciting again.,Maybe they will stop sucking gen ones dick +Canada,"Sucks when you have to provide healthcare for everyone, eh?" +Corsair M65 PRO or LOGITECH G502 Proteus Spectrum Well the title says it which one should I get - setup is black and red,I have the m65 pro rgb and I love it. +Funny because it's always the people with zero drive that post this kind of drivel.,Fucker +I love how fast-paced Battlefield 1 is...,Fast paced.... Yeah.. Exactly what world war 1 was from 1915 to the middle of 1918 +German? German.,Vielleicht +"got pulled out of martial arts due to fear of a concussion... brother is a quarterback. There's something wrong here... just a wild shot in the dark, but is it possible that your parents actually pulled you out of martial arts because they didn't want you to be as good at something as your brother? The risk of a concussion in HS football is ridiculous, much higher than martial arts classes.",There are HELMETS in football... of course it's safe from concussions. +# T H I S # H # I # S,T |-| | +"If you need a vocalist HMU, I rap and sing. I should probably upload some sample work sometime, but I don't have any right now lmafo",dope I'll remember that if I need someone +My Take on Sir Finley Mrrgglton,Actual Card Text: Shaman Edition +The real joke is capitalism.,Ayyy comrade +"Recovered Account, Hacker put on bank pin My account was hacked and i recently recovered it and the person(s) who had it put on a bank pin. I was wondering if it was possible to get the bank pin removal time (7 days...) bypassed?",Nice try hacker +No match thread tonight? 26' Here at the game and stuff has/hasn't happened... Cheers Geoff,45' +1 OC have a chance with a free kick right outside the box and goal... Booo +Hey its me ur brother,Hey brudder +"I like to believe her when she says she's too stupid to email, has too much brain damage to do the most fundamental aspects of her job. So she isn't crooked just retarded. Vote for retard!","At least she's not Trump, right?" +Potential? He is already 28 years old.,that european age curve though... fathertime almost seems less harsh on euros +What is something that is always depicted wrong in movies?,"Late to the party, but Photography." +But was there an Ishidoro monkey costume?,Isidro isn't playable so probably not +this meme made me moist,Let me grab a STICKY note. +My name is Shawn. I find this offensive and racist.,Forgot then +"It's not my fault I was a shithead, I was just following orders you can't blame me for anything okay. Also known as the nazi defence.",Because phone support = genocide +"Does the state have any evidence *against Brendan*? I want to discuss whether the state has *any* evidence against Brendan, specifically, without the confession. I realize Kratz seems to think Duffin only threw out the March 1 confession, but that doesn't sound logical to me. Duffin discusses the interviews from February 27 on, as if they're all part of this concerted effort to break Brendan down and obtain what they got in the March 1 confession. Anyhow, assuming the confessions are all out, what do they have? * The bullet. It was intended to corrborate Brendan's confession and convince the jury the confession was true. It was also intended to inculpate Steven. What it does *not* do is tie Brendan to any felony. They never claimed he shot her, and if they did so now, it could damage their defense against Zellner. * The bleached jeans. At some point, Brendan got bleach on a pair of jeans, and those were given to investigators. Again, they appeared to corroborate the story about cleaning up the garage after the murder. But you could never prove when exactly the bleach staining happened, or whether it happened in Steven's garage, let alone whether it happened while they were cleaning up blood. And even if it did, you couldn't prove Brendan knew he was cleaning up blood from a murder. What else? Anything? The more I think about it, I think a retrial will end in a not guilty verdict, and the state's only real hope is to appeal Duffin's ruling to another Federal court that has no reason to be friendlier to them than Duffin was.","He wouldn't take the blue ribbon from O'Kelly, a sure sign of guilt." +Japan != China,I forgot the +"I'm deployed, this was at the chow hall today labeled as 'pork product'",Look at this spoiled soldier actually getting pork products while deployed +"Blizzard, please continue this! So, as I sit here getting ready for bed and my eyes feel like they're about to shut on themselves, I wanted to write down my thoughts. Blizzard has done an amazing job with this expansion. The zones are amazing, the level scaling is amazing, mob tagging and non mandatory group quests are amazing. World quests are amazing. Suramar is amazing and doesn't feel like some forced end level content to do at cap. Dungeons are exciting and fun. As someone who doesn't raid hard core, it's exciting to think I can be geared without being hardcore through dungeons, and a little bit of RNG. Story was great....I digress, everything has been great. I've loved it all, I just hope, HOPE. That a year, or two, or however long when the next expansion arrives, I hope to God there is still level scaling, and mob tagging, and things of this nature. They have truly IMPROVED the game, please do not step back from that. Especially with how all the classes get identity back. I'm not saying we need a garrison every time, but keep the class identity thing going. Artifacts are awesome, the class campaigns are what we've all always wanted. Profession quests, and how the ranking of recipes and gathering works is actually really fun and makes it feel important. Please, please, please, if someone at blizzard ever does read this, please pass on to not go backward, continue forward. This is great and I hope this kind of thing stays this way for the whole of Legion. Thanks for reading, and good night!",Bbbut my vanilla wow! +Arin Hanson?,"Nope, not enough chins" +As long as it's not jet fuel.,I hate this place so much +"This. But we need to offer the red pill to more people, for sure. The CES Letter can be a potent red pill, but starting with the essays can prepare them for its' stronger bite.",r/redpill +Avatar: The Last Airbender,"We're talking about the M. Night Shyamalan movie, right?" +I bet Dennis is actually fluent in English but is just acting in front of camera.,If his name is even Denis +If you're performing the combo correctly then there's no opportunity for your opponent to remove the apprentices. A thaurissan discount on Antonidas+four apprentices lets you play all five for 10 mana and then you just need a spell to play to start generating fireballs.,That spell being pyroblast right? +"Is there always a mount in the Zen shop that offers Wanderer's Fortune? I play as a control wizard. I was going to buy the Elite Shadow Wolf during the event last weekend and well....forgot. The armored bear and the lord's armored polar bear that are in the shop right now don't appeal to me all that much - however I am worried if I wait too long they will be gone and I will have to wait for another update or two, or three until they offer one. For those of you that have been playing for longer than the PS4 has been out, is there one that is pretty much always available? Thanks!",On mobile so I can't check the exact name but on PC there is a blue spider that has wanderers. +"You are still wrong, mainly by who defines what is a legal protest. Guess the black people who sat at whites only tables in diners weren't actually protesting since they were breaking the law.",No they were just being uppity +Woof! Woof!,Meow. +Islamic culture = shit,But aren't all cultures equal? +"There's a difference between a slow, methodical spacing game and camping Zelda until she does something punishable.","A difference you can measure in years, in fact" +"Display's pixel width, not freedom dollars.",Pixels = Price in dollars 1:1 +And Leona,And Viktor +Isn't the KKK a terrorist organization? And wasn't Trump's dad in the KKK? Just saying...,Terrorists can't be white +Mass producing Oreo cookies.,I read that title as being about Higgs Oreos +Anarchists don't believe in ip law either. It's mostly a fascist thing.,Yep because I explicitly stated that real anarchist are pro ip law +I always give people the benefit of the doubt. Unless they go Loki solo. Then I just get ready to lose.,I love getting loki mids +"For me, if we're talking about laning only, I would give the edge to EU. Either way, I don't think it's as simple as this botlane has more CS@10 than that botlane. It will be all about how to convert that lane pressure into an objective. For example, how EDG uses their bottom lane pressure for Meiko to secure deep vision or how they let the wave bounce back towards them and set up a 4-5 man bot play with TP and gank. So the better question is for these western botlanes, which will do the best to convert lane control into some sort of an objective or play.","i think zven is in contention for the best adc in the west (without mithy in the convo) and is part of the best bot lane in the west, but i think there is a huge gap between him and the next best from eu... i think botlanes from eu that make the most impact in the game are g2 and splyce, but inbetween these two you get the 3 from na then splyce x.x forgiven/vander = overrated af" +"As a girl, I've had dreams where I'm a guy plowing a chick and I've always thought it was awesome. I miss my dream penis :(",This some freudian shit right here +I'm guessing last night was rough on the LN thread?,"No, it was a blast" +They also have to be in 5 games max per series.,*4 +I have a sweet gui that I use to open a terminal and do work. Try something that is less of a whole desktop environment and more of a window manager. I basically want a server with the capability to draw a google chrome window.,"Real sysadmins use Lynx, Links, ELinks or Emacs for browsing the web" +first time ES character. How in the WORLD do you avoid getting stunlocked? its getting ridiculous. any fast hitting mobs will stunlock me until i'm dead. is this normal for Energy Shield builds? wtf is going on,Another solution other than uniques is cast when stunned and defensive skills like molten shell or blade vortex +He wins every imaginary election ever.,He wins every fraudulent elections ever. +You haven't even played the MP yet. We have no idea what the COMP side of the game will look like.,Hopefully bomb defuses work. +Which posts or comments are you most likely to downvote?,Anything that makes me look at things another way or make me think differently +"Do you have advice as to how I can find other fine diners? I already went through my all you can eat hookup phase, not interested in that anymore. I've tried other dating apps but they're all the same in the end.",I found mine when I stopped looking! +"1/54k or something similar, yeh.","1 in 2, you either get them or you don't." +Check 'colorizebot's sername,Which is correct? +My dad has 2 brother and I think 4 siblings and all their names begin with R. Sure 7 children is different from 10 but some parents still went the same letter thing,"My grandmother is the oldest of 10 children whose names all start with D. Donna, Danell, Dana, Dick, David, Debby, and a few others I never see." +Disregard people's feelings jokes are more valuable,Yep I'm totally saying that. +"Absolutely. Let's have 80% of the population simply take on faith that the math works. But let's call ourselves priests and priestesses rather than mathematicians. Actually, let's call ourselves wizards, it'll be more fun. Seriously, the entire point of science is that it can be understood and verified. Suggesting that we should intentionally have most people treat math and science as they do religion is horribly counterproductive. More to the point, if Western countries decide to stop teaching math then it won't be more than two generations before the Asian countries are running everything (not that that's necessarily a bad thing, just from a pragmatic point of view of the purpose of education, it seems to contradict the author's point).","America beat China in the Math Olympiad with our team of Chinese immigrants, so we're doing just fine!" +"Engraved serial number near the bottom bracket, register it online with one or more of several lists","Ah, ok - from the description, it read like it was by description only (which, on second thought, doesn't even start to make sense, so please ignore my silly question - and also, thanks for answering it anyway ;) I should get some sleep.)" +"On closer inspection, it did look like the hockey stick held by the yellow player smacks him in the face as he skates by him. Maybe he exaggerated, but it definitely looks like he got hit...","Yeah but Hockey is a manly sport, suck it up pussy!" +well cannibalism is legal,Good job answering the question +"If there was a Bass centred game, what would you want it to be like? Personally, instead of it being a game where you get wepons, youd get power ups. like, one boss would give you floating ability, which would give you an advantage against a boss with a floor covering attack, or a lock on ability within a certain range against a Impervious boss etc...",They should make it like shadow the hedgehog +Canadians assemble!,Everyone get in here! +ITT Americans talking about how this ruins a game they never watch and know nothing about.,"nah man, getting concussed in the NFL is the good shit, not this pussy sport" +Johanna Braddy,Uhhh that's obviously Mia Malkova. +Bruh I can't even cum. But I'm too addicted to jacking off that I can't try to reset what my death grip did. Stay noided,"Implying you have sex, which is untrue." +Can someone buy me the witcher 3?,I think you dropped this +I'll buy this game when it's better,Sooo.... Never? +"This isnt fair I know im going to sound like a first world privileged white male whos whinging and whining to any normie who reads this but i am gonna say it anyway. I totally understand theres people worse off than me, such as living in a 3rd world war torn country, or being diagnosed with cancer and having to go through all those horrible treatments, but i feel that life has just dealt me the shit life card and it just isnt fair. The reason why i believe this, is that here I am, living in a very developed country surrounded by people in the same living status as me, but theres one difference. These people are extremely attractive, life dealt them the good life card being blessed with average to highly attractive looks, bodies and genetics. Then theres people like me and all of the other FA's which life dealt us the shit life card being blessed with either unattractive looks/ genes/ bodies, social anxiety and depression, or all of the above. I guess my point is, is that it just sucks that life itself is unfair, because life doesnt care about you, its a game of chance. You will be either born attractive or unattractive and nothing will change the unattractiveness unless you get expensive surgery. Just a rant i needed to get off my chest...",Downplaying someone's problems by bringing out the starving kids card is called the fallacy of relative privation. +Story? I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE,"Huh, seems you can't take matters seriously." +Alright. Cool. So..... See any good movies lately?,Suicide Squad +Is it possible for Blackface to not be racist?,Blackface is racist? +"A drunk man is stumbling around outside... He smells of beer and looks absolutely plastered. A priest walks by and asks him why he's getting drunk so early in the day. The man wobbles a bit and belches out Why, I'm your lord and savior. The priest is, obviously, unconvinced and begins to walk away. The drunk calls out Look, I'll prove it! The drunk leads the priest into the building closest to them, a bar. The bartender looks over at the man in shock and says... *Jesus christ*! You're back here again?!","I don't get the joke, so what if the guy's Jesus?" +What type of school records would exist for a newborn? Just something showing he lives there?,"What, you didn't start school at 2 weeks old?" +Five Nights at Jojo's.,DELET THIS +"I don't think there should be conditions. People who are poor would likely spend the loan on necessaties in order to live, whereas wealthier individuals might do as you say and invest in the stock market - however wealthy people would of course have to repay the loan back to the government meaning the only net gain would come from stock/interest gains which would be small (as the loan amount is only supposed to be enough to cover basic living expenses)","If the govt is loaning directly to the people, wouldn't this negatively impact the entire financial lending industry?" +What's one theme song you will NEVER skip?,Snake Eater. +"Thank you for providing a textbook example of the sort of dehumanising language I was calling out. I don't agree with the methods used by the SJW (for lack of a better term) community either, but I don't deny that they have legitimate complaints based in a historical denial of the humanity of people of other colours, gender identities, etc., and I have no need to reduce their motives to a cynical power grab.","But but but see, *you* are an SJW too, because you disagree with me, which means you must disagree with anything that isn't far-left orthodoxy." +"That cop way over reacted. The guy was just trying to stop his sunglasses from falling off his face, it was a reaction. And I'm telling you, if a cop pulled my arm back that far my shoulder (which rolls forwards naturally) would be fucked!",oh well if his sunglasses might have fallen off that totally makes it okay to ignore what the policeman is telling him to do +"Hillary....... Cant remember anything Had a concussion recently and a blood clot in her head Needs help walking up stairs Refuses to allow media around when going up stairs, entering and exiting buildings, and entering and exiting her airplane Constant coughing fits What the fuck is that hole on her tongue all about?! Can't use a restroom in a reasonable time during a national debate Requests the debates are done sitting and with frequent commercial breaks Her aids say she is often confused Tons of naps Only is out working the campaign maybe two or three days a week Meanwhile Trump...... Is a little chubby.",Don't forget he hurts my feelings too! +"Still no break-up, but I started these last night; anyone else drinking alone and up for some more talking?",I'm here to listen. +Probably the sound of footsteps? If you play with speakers it's much harder to notice but decent headphones can make them stand out quite a lot and where they are coming from.,And good expensive headphones can even let you see players through walls +Unless he's snacking more than he can burn off.,"Well yes, but that's also true when not smoking so not really related..." +Thanks! This is a SOOC shot from a nexus 5 :),TIL Nexus 5 came out in 2006 +"Sorry, nope. It's your post, your point. Next time don't expect others to take your word as the truth.","Nonono master english filipino almighty honorable redditor, i insist, pls go on and do your readings!" +The Legend of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel II now up on NA PSN ($39.99 US/$53.49 CAD - 3GB),Meanwhile my amazon prime order still hasn't shipped yet. +"Hi! I am a programmer. Coding: You generally have to learn to deal with the 'repetitive' parts to get to the fun bits. Again, I would recommend Alice if you're interested with that to start off with. Unreal Engine 4 also has a similar visual style of coding you may be interested in. Try it out! It is extremely hard with the complexity of recent games to be bug free. Earlier games are a walk in the park compared to recent games. We also have multiple processors, graphics card acceleration, and other things to introduce things like race conditions, or functionality being vastly different between computers. The majority of coding isn't even done by the game developers anymore. You have the coding of the engine, and then you have the graphics API, and then you have the OS programming. You also have differences between code running on a AMD PC, or an Intel PC, or between Nvidia and AMD cards, or windows or Linux or Mac, or PCs and xbox ones and PS4s... Then we also have the advent of the internet. Day 1 patches are... well, frankly possible now. Consoles still stubbornly require a several month certification process, so you have to finish the game several months before it's actually released. Game scope is also to the point where you can't just release something and then move on to the next project, you have to actually support the game post-release with patches and content upgrades. For DLC we have companies like Paradox Games. CK2 was released 4 years ago, and it's still being updated with content. They fund this via DLC upgrades, which add new features, but also funds new features added to the base game. And so we have a game which is complete, has been complete for 4 years, but has still ALSO been developed and improved on for said 4 years. I will also be honest and say that a lot of games right now are quite simply not made for you anymore. We've gone past the single market of the past. Games are now made for a BUNCH of people, not just you. Just because YOU'RE not interested in something doesn't mean other people aren't. The gaming market is vastly expanded now, as shown by games like Minecraft and Limbo. You're certainly right for some games and companies, and I've generally stopped being excited in the Battlefield series of games because of that, as well as Ubisoft and Activision for the most part. But there's still plenty of companies beyond that, such as Paradox Games, and numerous indie game companies.","I see a long comment, I upvote" +"They're bigger at some commands then others. Sometimes its a game. When I was in Japan you always had your most valuable challenge coin with you when you were out in town, the game being when it was called to show coins everyone would show a coin and tell a story about how they got it, and the least valuable (or person with no coin) had to buy a round of drinks. The value system was arbitrary, mostly it was just who could sell their story the best. There's a lot of people who just collected coins to fill a coin display box. Most commands, units, schools, agencies, etc will have them. Sometimes its as simple as visiting a gift shop (FBI, CIA, NSA, etc all sell coins there), or doing something notable for a high ranking officer (coins are often given with NAMs and COMs from flag officers). Graduating classes at OCS/ODS/DCO often commission a coin together, and I imagine some of the longer schools like flight training would too. There's also mission coins, similar to campaign ribbons. Personally, my favorite personal coins are a tie between the blue falcon 'semper myself' joke coin and the horrible coin my glo commissioned after an accident during a killer tomato training op that ended in a 25mm round hitting a dolphin that jumped in front of the ball at a very inopportune time.",Gotta see a pic of the 'Dolphin Hunter' coin! +Phones with i7's when,Imagine if your Mobile was an iPad +Perhaps she shouldn't have continued to hang out with the guy,I bet she was wearing a slutty outfit too +Cast on Death Firestorm obviously.,Ain't it nerfed to the ground with only 1 gem to trigger? +I actually found a wedding dress made out of burlap once. It was the most horrifying item of clothing I think I've ever seen.,It's for the bride that REALLY went crazy with the 'rustic wedding' Pintrest theme. +"Aryan Brotherhood of Texas members, associates convicted in meth ring",How will those Trump supporters vote now? +The real question is; Do we now call punishment from moving under breaking the Verstappen rule or the Vettel Rule ?,Verstappettel rule. +Its almost as if its a complicated issue and cant be boiled down into some black and white issue that redditors so often love to do,Well if you can't boil it down you're just not trying hard enough. +Because Mojang has always cherry picked the community this is nothing new. Why name it spleef when they can name it Tumble and claim responsibility for its creation.,Next thing you know they'll be trying to trademark the word. +"I've seen 3 people get fired from OD/OM in my time here. An SSC, a CSM, and then a manager. CSM is boring they just caught her using a customer's gift card (from an ink promotion or some such). The manager, she had already been doing terribly unethical things for months under the radar (I once drove her to drop off and pick up her car for service while on the clock). Final straw was when she was caught at the local university selling drugs with her son. Kicker is she used to work with my mom, but got fired from there years before I transferred to the store she was incidentally running. Big investigation when she got fired there. She's just bad apples. But the absolute worst and most despicable (yet hilarious and damn near admirable) one was the SSC. He'd been at this store for more years than he'd like to admit. Worked his way up from cashier to making (relatively) good money as one of the best SSCs in the district. We had a fiercely loyal customer base and he knew it. Some people would come in every other week to throw more money at him to fix their computers (again). Eventually he realized he could make more money undercutting OM and doing the work himself than the 5% not-commission we make, and did just that. Finally, he went through the records of every person to receive a tech service in our store in the past 3 years and sent every one of them an email of his new business. Unsurprisingly, not everyone was pleased. He as a cool dude and he made it work so good for him, but it was sad to see him go. Balls of steel there, though.",Not all heroes wear capes +Yeah I love watching the disabled people trying to pull that bullshit. Then get a ticket and get kicked off while they scream they had their fare. Later liar!,"Yeah, FUCK disabled people!" +Los empresarios ricos se enriquecen con el estado. No importa cuando leas esto.,"Es cierto, sino mira Mark Zuckerberg, Larry Ellison, Bill Gates y Jeff Bezos." +"tenes un smartphone? Listo, ya saben donde estas en tiempo real.",Pero GOOGLE no le da los datos a nadie +My Fantasy Team is Better Than Yours,Umm what +"Do you want the next game to be called Bioshock 3 or 4? It's 3 for me, personally.",**SYSTEM SHOCK 3** +well that was underwhelming,What do you guys expect tho? +"*TAKE MY HAND, YOU'RE NAKED I SWEAR*",*WHOAH-OH FEEDIN ALL THE BEAA-AARS* +"My mum trolls charity shops by donating incomplete things to them like board games that are missing pieces or DVD cases with no DVD in them. Also whenever she drives past a job center she rolls down the window and sings to the tune of You'll Never Walk Alone Sign on, sign on, with a pen in your hand and you'll never get a job.",Your mum sounds delightful +Open source DDoS detection toolkit scalable up to 1.1 Tbps,Just chipping in as a happy user of this :) works nicely and can save a bunch of headaches. +"Not really, they should have gotten all the info from the previous landlord at closing. When my ex closed on buildings and some of the info was missing, her company would try to get it from the tenants but they not always replied. Also, safe keeping deposits? I have no idea what they mean by that. How big is the building?",i think security deposits are suppose to be put in some kind of escrow account +My mother used alcohol bases product on my mouse...,"Put a Steelseries tag on it, and somebody here will tell you to RMA it and send him the order #" +Fuck that noise - Prethoryn Scourge passing by,but there is no sound in space! +"Seems kinda low for a tournament this size, no?",Smash doesn't pull huge viewership. +"In practical terms: You don't. It would be more dangerous trying to use some fire extinguisher than waiting for the reaction to end. It had its own oxidizer in the right amount, so I don't think CO2 extinguishers would be effective. Water would spread the chemical, and since it was really hot it would not stop burning. Its composition also contains some metals, so you don't want to use water unless you know what is in there (they knew at the time, I just cannot remember now). Although it wasn't suppose to happen, the fire was controlled. It was a small amount and it burned really quickly.","I bet it was a bitch to clean, though!" +Someone painted this leaning pole.,Why did he cover the pole with penguins? +"Jesus Christ, German is done for. Would he face a jury in German courts? Because who could possibly convict their fellow countrymen on that.",They will convict this obvious Neo Nazi +All the posts on r/teenagers today sound so optimistic Good job kiddos,brb making post about how lonely and depressed i am +Plz kill him,Holy Fucking hell this guy is worse than Feminazis and SJWS +Oculus Touch demo stations at PAX West are impressively compact,This is obviously proof that the rift can't do room scale +Hellaflush,Why is your front triangle sight not mounted backwards? +There was so much salt it felt like the Dead Sea around Reddit. Absolute comedy gold. All the kids crying about what an evil dictator Ellen Pao is and not understanding what free speech means.,All they wanted was the freedom to harass people in peace +Bomat Bazaar Barge,That was fast. +Tagalog sounds like a mix of Spanish and Ewok.,"I was once watching Return of the Jedi with my Pinay ex-girlfriend, and she definitely understood some of what the Ewoks were saying." +I liked the first guys pun better. The second one didn't even *fit* with the tempo of the monster mash.,That's not a pun +HAPPENINGS: Trump demands FBI release more of Hillary's investigation records to the public!,B-but when will le Drumpf release his tax returns xddddd +Hmm should i be satisfied...,My highest on the giant is 1 +Selling my '04 Mazdaspeed Miata with 61k miles,"Wow, wonder why nobody is interested." +"friendly reminder that on reddit, nsfw posts are meant to be 18+. this is obviously not 18+.","NSFW posts on certain subreddits can mean that it is a spoiler, hence blurring the image preventing spoilers." +jk hard rock 2016,That curb never stood a chance.. +wow that was tough to watch... this looks really bad for her after being off for so long.,"It's all just a giant alt-right conspiracy, don't worry, she's fine!" +People need to stop taking titles such as Shichibukai or Admirals as a way to measure strength. Law is a shichibukai and he couldn't touch Doflamingo. Look at Crocodile who lost to PTS Luffy without gears. Look at Garp who never became admiral but was one of the strongest if not the strongest member in the Marine.,now you're going to say bounties don't measure strength too! +Good example of how much better the bullet point templating looks compared to the old semi-colon separation.,"I hate how Wizards is pushing for reduced complexity - if the cards are readable by all players, what sets an experienced player apart from a beginner?" diff --git a/chunk50.csv b/chunk50.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..5e80a3b2bf5c14b729df68d4a45eed3780492580 --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk50.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1667 @@ +Input,Output +"No Pulkkinen though, we didn't claim him and he's in Iowa now? Don't quote me on that",I believe they play Iowa so that's his return +do you mean... Bread?,"Nah, Kane is new to Chicago this season" +"Gmae Thread: Colts @ Raiders In another must win gmae, the Colts head to Oakland to face the Raiders. With everything on the line, the Colts hope to avoid getting stabbed and take home the W.",We really needed to win one of those division games earlier in the season. +"Why western males very jealous of Asian guys : While Asian guys are laughing when playing with their kittens, western males are screaming in pain of being stomped by their kittons, poor western males losers",I guess this is why they are looking to get more mods +Krispy Flakes is funny but he get's really weird sometimes and Lostnunbound is cool too but he talks about OKC and KD so much it's just overwhelming.,I don't like lostnunbound I don't know lol +"Does anyone else get annoyed when expired items show up on the market? Too many times I go to buy an item and it says that it's already expired, and then I redo my search and the same item pops up while still expired.",Put 150 at min price +I'm one of the few people who actually really liked it.,So the logical course of action is to insult people who dislike it? +Does Workers Comp cover an injury resulting from choosing to work when not well enough to work safely?,Workers comp will cover the ER visit. +Ugh I can never unsee that tongue,\*mlem\* +"I'm a student (dual study programme 3months work, 3 months university per semester) so my salary is only 900 euros, so about 5 euro per hour but atleast I get paid for studying without debt while also getting relevant experience.",Can't complain about that! +I swear they never buff any card I use,Because you use meta decks. +**LEGEND. PATRIOT. HONORARY CENTIPEDE**,He already has his coat! +I cant comment on that since that was beaten into me in my first days. What annoyed the shit out of me was the marines with the little black pins hidden by woodland camouflage.,"lol that's what I was thinking too, at least our shit is shiny so you can see it." +"Nope... Unfortunately I am the one making the setup, he joins practise around Sunday and then begs for my setup.",I don't drive the Nissan but can you make setups for my Merc? +"What would you do to quell the situation in Syria? 2 minutes, Mr. Trump. Well first off let me start by saying I will make America great again.",He only said that two times in the whole debate +"Haha, Chicken Joe was awesome. Pretty sure he smoked *a lot* of weed though.","Chicken Joe definitely smoked tons of weed, but I don't need to tell my son that for a few more years." +"As terrible as you may find someone else's opinion, do you actually believe there is ever a situation where it's ok to attack someone who's caused you no harm? Just because they think differently?",Yeah but what if they're like reeeally wrong +"No Mr. 5, 0/10 Just kidding I'm blind","Thought of it but he's not a shooter base form, TIL lol" +"If you put Ability 1 on a 0 gauge medal, what happens?",The real difficulty of KHUX. +$2 Meal Deal with pictures and more info. Confirmed by employee that this is a test menu item.,Does this replace the meal deals? +Stephen Colbert is getting more and more savage as Trump says more stupid shit,Damn Colbert hit out of the park in this one +Man I wish I spent more time appreciating LT than hating him. He was such a monster,"i personally had a hard time hating him too much, considering we dashed the Chargers hope at the SB everytime they made it to the playoffs when LT was putting up those numbers (06 divisional, 07 AFCCG) Kinda felt bad for the guy, as bad as you could feel for another teams player ya know?" +$159 for AirPods!,Awful +What are you talking about? It is a real gorilla.,Someone has to fight the space bears +I was kinda like Weiss when I watched the episode: Already really annoyed and everything that I saw or heard just pissed me off more and more. So the lesson is: Don't watch shows you like on your lunch break at work after 5 hours of building agitation and resentment.,"Yeaaahhhhh, I've made it a habit to watch RWBY *after* getting home from work." +**A bunch of text I found:** This took about 30 minutes to make. Need for Speed 2015 was a mistake. Who is Pharrell? OWSLARADIO.COM We will all get it one day. None of what you're reading is fact. Infinite Warfare is gonna suck. Lil Hank for president in 2017. The hype around Recess was the coolest thing ever. They need to make another Burnout. What else is there to leak? THIS IS NOT A TEST. Skrillex @ Coachella 2017 TOM LEAK DOMO Is OWSLA a fashion label now? #BRINGBACKMAPLE They need to make another Burnout. THIS IS A NEW BEGINNING. iPhone 6s or 7? Tip #47: Always remember your USB. OWSLA IV is such shit now. Summit is the best song of all time. FAM aks this year and you still want At least it sounds good right? I miss the old Skrillex. Alright that's enough. Is this what Sonny would want? When the fuck is the new OWSLA comp? It's all just music in the end. Is this just the same thing repeated? Did you just assume my leak? Your* Why Pharrell? Oh it's looping. Final episode of Atlanta tonight #pumped SQUAD I didn't even leak anything the first time Battlefield 1 is awesome. AF Rock N Roll VIP was from the Nest Leakmas 2016? Almost there. Thank dog for the Internet. We already have a lossless copy of Jurassic. **The fucking Jurassic part made my day :)**,Dog Blood promised to come back to Australia +"Do people realize that you aren't paying just for a box? You're a *sponsor*, a monthly donation to RT. While they've also grown as a company, it's not like they could afford to put a bunch of highly valuable items in there as well. I'm just wondering what people were expecting.","... you do know rooster teeth is owned by a company worth several hundreds of millions which itself is owned by a company created by AT&T as well as an investment group that tried to buy Hulu for half a billion dollars, correct?" +"A bunch of the most talented college students crammed into a living room, in their pajamas, making one of the smoothest fucking beats I've ever heard.",Pretty sure I heard this song in an elevator in 1985. +Simmons might not have enough games to qualify,I bet he'll play ~45 +Hamburger for breakfast,r/gifsthatstarttoolateandendtoosoon +German national players talk about Trump's win,Why would they even ask them? +I don't think anyone goes for vacation for 2 years + But I Guess he'd quit BF already even if he's on vacation.,"well... the last thing we heard is he's on vacation, and then no more news from him :(" +"Hah. My words have power over American Presidential politics. Isn't that cute? You can vote for her or not, she will be president (probably twice) either way. So relax. You will get exactly what you want.","About as cute as global warming, yeah." +I guess the daughter wanted...a souvenir cheque?,"I preferred the novelty id, but maybe..." +Thanks. Huge Hemric fan here.,He's my favorite truck driver too! +THEY MAY AS WELL HAND YOUR JOB OVER TO ME MFER,I DONT KNOW HOW YOU MFERS DECIDE WHICH POSTS TO UPVOTE AND WHICH NOT TO THEYRE ALL FRICKIN FUNNY AS F +"The astronomical definition of a planet does not specify whether the body must be only rocky, only gaseous, or some combination of the two. Neptune's core is much smaller than its atmosphere by volume, so discussions of Neptune tend to focus on its more dominant characteristics, the gas atmosphere and very large ice mantle.",Similarly Earth has a lot of gas too. +"The grill coals might have some meat juices on them, so that's my choice","So with that being said, very well I may add, which of those two QB's would have the meat juices?" +Atheists: Is taxation theft? Stefan Molyneux wanted us atheists to ask ourselves this question. I happen to disagree. I don't think it's theft. I'm a socialist and I see legitimacy in taxation. Thoughts?,Who is Stefan Molyneux? +Pearl Harbor,"It sucks, just a little more than I miss you." +"yep, no relation. He is freakishly huge though, and apparently a good skater to boot","Yes he huge and a pretty good skater, but not very physical witch is something he should learn with his size" +"Damn, sucks to be that team in the middle Zoomed in and looked at the header. Oh.","You guys have an easy end tho, if you have to go for a playoff push last minute" +I think he means how to use the grenades properly.,oh man your right... +"A hacker just said.. We won't get banned lol after going full blatant aimbot, spamming us mid with auto rifles and getting insta-headshot. Normally, i'd laugh this off, but judging from his profile, he has been around for a while.. He had over 3000 hours on csgo and 70+ hours from the last 2 week, with a crazy amount of medals. Since i remembered a post saying that they just VAC banned a lot of players, how come some people get through, especially the most blatant ones who don't try to hide it like him? Is it true, could they really avoid bans? This hacker was not the first to say this in my game either.",yup apparently you cannot get banned if you 5 stack and rage cheat one game every 24hrs. +I made my request for Epstein's shit and put the date range from March 2005 to present. March 2005 was when the lady in Palm Beach contacted the police because Epstein was trying to groom her daughter.,Thanks. +"See what's funny here is people bitch when politics gets brought in to sports but then they love when stuff like this happens, though it's still political. GG fans.",Maybe not all fans think the same way? +KO'd by fish,"Run fools, it's a carp from dwarf fortress" +"So how to climb RTA? So how the fuck should one climb arena when every fucking player from land of rising sun is playing. Each and every Lushen I encounter from that land did around 10k dmg, each Bernard has over 250+ spd for them, each name is random gibberish only they understand. I came to 1073 and only win one, lose one, win one, lose one and in never ending cycle!","My personal strategy, stack will runes and bait enemy to pick bernard" +They mentioned that I shouldn't put any links. Just search on face book Vap products in Abu Dhabi. Stock available already.,That's because you're spamming. +He drank the Hilary kool aid already.,More like he was force fed it. +Damn right! Thanks man. :D,Username checks out? +Barbell vs Weight Vest for Squats? I happen to have both and I'm just wondering if one is better than the other for doing squats with.,You add an extremely significant amount more weight with a barbell than a vest. +sounds like you were able to find all of them just fine,Completely missing the point. +ABSOLUTELY HAPPENING: REVOLUTION 60 DUE OUT TODAY! NO WORD OF DELAY FROM WU THIS TIME! IT IS UNQUESTIONABLY GOING TO HAPPEN!,Damn it trigger warning on Wu Face. +"I didn't know that was an option. I'm not gay so much, but if it's a package deal...",*Package* deal. +I'm not sure if you noticed but the fact that there are no teeth imbedded in my helmet kinda means I did get over it. However let somebody fuck with your shit and we will see how well you get over it.,"Yeah, I understand what you mean and the guy is an idiot but he's an idiot whether you complain on reddit." +THE CHICAGO CUBS HAVE ASCENDED OUT OF THE DARKNESS,Ted Cruz lmfao +so do boomkins,It's all fun and games until they drop a moon on your head +"Dear Creepy Teenage Neighbor, I get that you have needs but pls don't jerk in front of your window again while watching me exercise. The street light is close to your house and *I can fucking see you*. Pls just fap to porn. That would be appreciated. Thanks!",What a babe ka kasi. +"Hi everyone, I'm new here. My peak trans was pretty simple: vagina cupcakes. (Idk if anyone remembers that? Last year the women's rights officers at a university held (sorry! Tried To Hold) a 'make ur own cupcakes and ice them in the shape of vaginas' event. Cue absolute shitstorm from trans activists. Like I kid you not. I was checking the fb debate hourly because it was so fucking ridiculous. There were like, five, six maybe, people who were saying, in all apparent seriousness, misgendering me is Literal Violence!!1!1 You are LITERALLy killing transwomen right now!!1 Needless to say I hit peak trans pretty darn quickly after that. So did a friend of mine who finds it absolutely hilarious that if I said the majority of my actual views on feminism on fb I'd be a) shouted down, and b) the recipient of death threats. This is honestly insane :/ Anyway it's been amazing to find this subreddit - such a relief to find other women who think similarly!!",We are here for you. +"What would you prefer to see in the classic division? Would you like to see physiques more similar to Arnold, Frank Zane, Sergio Oliva, even possibly Bob Paris, with less conditioning, less development in the abs compared to the physiques that will be on stage this year, Sadik, Arash Rahbar etc.",Steve Reeves...Steve reekes.....Steve reoks.....Steve coeoks....Steve Cook....Stiff Cock +A wild elitist appears!,"uh, seems like a joke, don't you think?" +Yes,Same here.. +"Not sure how to respond now... I am going to Romania for a trip, not for an adventure ;)",don't bother with it :)) just follow the other top comments :P +Not sure what this guy was up to...,Shit like this makes me wish I could volunteer as a traffic cop without having to do actual duty. +It's going to be a RBBC so either option will be correct.,smith better for ppr; barber probably goalline work.. FWI i've watched lots of bucs game and wintson doesn't like to checkdown alot +Because creeps. Probably hoping she's underage to fulfill their sick needs.,Talk about projection +Alexa Bliss vs. Becky Lynch but every time Alexa is on screen I cum faster.,I want to fuck Alexa Bliss. +Just dont play it lol jesus.,"Yes, much better that people stop playing instead of the devs doing a good job so the game is fun." +If anything he's actually devolved since in 2000 he supported late term abortions.,Okay but we're talking about gay marriage not late term abortions. +"I just wanna be Marth... Godamnnit. God. Damnit. Fire Emblem DLC quest, why must you have a Silver Rathalos? And a HYPER one at that? The original was already bad enough. Add that on to the things you need to actually make the Lodestar armour... Savage Deviljho parts, Rajang Parts, Alatreon parts... What do you think I am? Some kind of Hero-King? Huh? Huh?! Plus the Falchion needs Azure Dragongems to fuckin' upgrade. Better than having to get 5 Deviljho gems to upgrade my current armour, I guess. I'll do the quest though (at least try). Expect a hate fuelled Silver Rathalos rant when the day comes. ^i ^just ^want ^my ^shulk ^dlc",Seriously though fuck Hyper Silver Hyper Goldie is going to be *fuuuuuun* when she comes out. +You know something is wrong when red pill calls a subreddit misogynist.,"lol, did they really say that?" +"Well probably not thick Scottish or Irish, though I imagine I could confuse subtler versions of either with what I'd call a British or English accent. Not sure what a Welsh accent specifically sounds like. More English in general sense, but that could encompass quite a lot of different things in my mind.",I have Welsh family and I'm still not entirely sure what the Welsh sound like. +What American companies were so arrogant that they drove themselves out of business?,Lehman Brothers +"If you already have the gay porn on your hard drive, this is a 2 minute job tops in Photoshop.",3 minutes if you don't have the porn already +Haha now you're being a logical and common sense person about the Nintendo Switch! I guess that'd be great if Nintendo wasn't so amazingly backwards on things that would otherwise be obvious. There is no way Nintendo will make any SD card be able to plug in with a game file and run. Proprietary. Nintendo is super protective. And I imagine they probably worked out a pretty sweet deal for a larger than standard portion of GameStops resale profits in exchange for keeping a Propitiatory Physical Gaming Medium viable so they don't completely go under because gaming is going digital. Also nostalgia is totally something Nintendo is gonna aim for with these new age CARTRIDGES.,my Nintendo 3DS XL let's me install games to an SD card and play them...can't see why they wouldn't do that with the switch +Now I get it. Now 3rd base is rubbing it or doing the deed?,Not doing it fo sho +"same position as you have eli in but wind is freaking me out, think im going to play carr",Yeah same. +"Top 10 TE ROS Hey guys, Was curious on your opinions about the TOP 10 TE ROS now with the emergence of Hunter Henry, Reed's concussion, Rudolph coming off a bye, Eiffert coming back, etc. Personally: 1-2: Gronk, Olsen 3-5: Reed, Kelce, Graham 6-10: Walker, Fleener, Rudolph, Bennett, Henry Thoughts?",I'm getting real pissed off at Delanie. +"Then learn. I played Xbox from the original to the One and built my PC about 10 months ago. It will feel weird at first, but it won't take long at all, perhaps a few days or a couple weeks, to adjust.",But that omnidirectional dodging and ease of wall bouncing and roadie running +We adjust our missions to our server demographics (ARP Takao Content NA vs EU),Because fuck EU and its decadent lifestyle of plentiful luxuries. +Christmas tree up early...,"Yeah nah yeah nah yeah, cunt Doin it for charity, fuckin legend!" +Girls see sexist and disempowering messages every day. What if they had the power to change them?,Can I ask why this has been down voted so badly? +Maybe it's just my inner OCD but few people asked about it after NXT release :),That's not ocd +Calling all Rocket League Players! Have an amazing goal that you would like to share? Submit it in the comments for a chance to make it into my top 10 video!,How about recording your own content? +"Doesn't really matter. I think to the NBA, the Finals were handled perfectly. What they want is maximum drama, and you can bet the refs will be pulling for a Warriors Cavs best of three Finals tie-breaker, because that's what's best for the league.",which blows my mind why peeps actually think the Clippers or Spurs will be there in June. +"I have played around 150 matches on 6.83 and honestly, I don't remember A SINGLE FUCKIGN time I got stomped by sniper. Maybe it was because I was a noob, and no one was playing sniper correctly, but it's all just getting destroyed by troll warlord. I thought you were just memeing about sniper being strong lol, that hero was horrible for 6.83 too. Wasn't even picked that much at pro scene at that time too.","It's not so much so that you get stomped by Sniper, but rather he held high ground forever allowing his team to come back from great deficits." +Lol brainwashed,"That's exactly what a brainwashed person would say, and unfortunately no amount of evidence can enlighten you." +Why did my mom cheat on my dad?,she wanted the D. +"3.5 years after our first exchange, we tied the knot!","Felicia Day, lucky guy!" +Huh?...Did someone just shout YEOOOOO?..... **YEOOOOOOOOOOO**,#YEEEEOOOOOOOOOO +I have two. Retreat CTF. Hijacked HP.,Is the former maybe ESWC Finals VS Denial or the one against E6? +"Every event skin, it was the same for Halloween too. I'm on mobile so I'm not doing the fancy grey text with a line thing.",I kno +"BF1 Benchmarks: Single/Multi, i7-6700 vs. FX-8370, Frametimes",Amd FX is garbage +Stronger Together,Stronger-To-Get-Her! +Exactly. As I do.,Better use some Tic Tacs +Obama formally joins US into climate pact,Which he doesn't have the power to do so this is meaningless. +"It took me a bit longer than most to be an adult. I was raised to believe that I was exceptionally gifted and any time I got a grade that wasn't an A, it was the teacher's fault. By age 21, I had a degree in mechanical engineering from Texas A&M university and zero ability to actually be an independent adult. After failing at my first 2 engineering jobs, I fell into depression and felt like I was stupid and people had been lying to me my whole life to make me feel better. Eventually I came to realize that I am definitely above average but not to the extent where I can succeed without really trying. I am clearly taking those lessons to heart seeing as I'm posting on reddit when I should be working",Gig em. +"Good advice, thanks :)",No problem :) +I actually laughed out loud at this lol,I lold out loud at this lol +Who do you think would win in a UFC fight between CM Punk and Brock Lesnar?,"Depends who Paul Heyman decided to throw the steel chair to... In reality, anyone that has a stake in CM Punk's life insurance would make bank, so... AJ Lee?" +What are the things you will really say to your kids each and every day?,are you hungry? +"I'm so glad this crossover hasn't been stuff happens in the background of olicity again like last year, I would've broken my laptop screen.","Damn, I'd forgotten how bad that crossover was until you said that." +What small thing made you happy today?,"My 2 yr old daughter laughing because I, her dad l, was going poopies." +"Just got it, thank you very much!","Damn it, I was 2 minutes too late" +"It was Gijp, not Derksen, that always joked about Manolev","Huh, thought it was both." +"Bye, see you in a few days.",Hi Ste +"One of the oddest historical photos I've ever come across, a Nazi DJ spins records",Ain't no party like a Nazi party cos a Nazi party don't stop. +"I don't control the size of the fish This happened many years ago when I worked at a big grocery store chain, but it still kinda rankles in my soul. I worked the meat & seafood counter. Our company did promotions on a few types of fresh Alaskan salmon when they were in season every year. In case anybody doesn't know, king salmon are BIG. (Hence the name.) Sockeye and coho can get sort of big, but they can be kinda smallish too. We also carried farm-raised Atlantic salmon year round. So during one year's fresh Alaskan salmon promo, a customer comes in and asked for a whole side (head to tail) of king salmon that weighed 2 pounds exactly. I told him that I would check our stock, but king salmon can get quite large and I was not certain that I'd have an entire side matching the weight he requested. After searching diligently through all of our king salmon, sure enough, no luck. I begin trying to find something else for this guy, offering a piece from the head-end, the tail end, a farm-raised side of the proper weight, a sockeye side of the proper weight. I even offered him a steelhead side (not salmon, but close-cousins, biologically speaking). No go, this guy is not having it, and not at all sympathetic that I literally cannot produce what he's asking for. I eventually told him that short of flying to Alaska (this incident happened at a store on the east coast of the United States) and catching him a fish, I was literally incapable of producing an entire side of king salmon that only weighed 2 pounds. He stomped off without another word, then went to the front desk and complained about me. I actually got a write up for telling the customer no.","If that was the last straw with the manager, you should have taken the write-up, wrote a little background story and hung it up in the break room so everyone else could laugh at her." +"striker dark matter, dark matter, octane mg-88, trinity, breakout snakeskin offers",1 CC1 for both decals? +Portrait Of The Man Of Steel I did,Why can't I have hair like that :/ +"A space shuttle isn't a paper airplane. The name of the competition is fairly clear. It wasn't a paper payload delivery device competition anyore than it was a paper projectile competition. Anyway, if it even happened I doubt they won. It would have been funny and disqualified. Or maybe their school had dickhead teachers who allowed it and kids that all subsequently seethed inside and hated the OP for the rest of their high school lives...","So as someone else pointed out: 1) make a wad of pennies and tape 2) tape a tiny paper airplane to the top 3) chuck the entire thing That way, there is no way they can fail you, because you have still launched a paper airplane further than anyone else." +Explodes all over Godsent. Kreygasm,KappaPride +Rules of sweats?,The first rule of sweats: ban anything you don't like! +"Our Country, Ladies & Gentlemen.",Your comment history tells another story. +"no we were asking about hottest champion, not your opinion on the team you support",He mad. +"A dyslexic walks into a bank and yells: Air in the hands mother stickers, this is a fuck up!",Found the Peter Kay fan. +"*Yeah, you do*","You're overestimating my intelligence, I really don't." +Soooo...he doesn't need the hammer then?,"He does, apparently the Uru metal is just a strong metal not much else, the Hammer is some kind creature that was infuse into the Uru Hammer, or something." +What are you guys listening to lately that isn't Josh related? I've recently fell in love with Arcade Fire and have been listening to a lot of Mars Red Sky.,Electric Wizard and The Sword +"You also have to keep in mind, Vacuum is gonna get changed soon, so what little utility Carrier has will be swept away. Even if its broken up into 3 parts like the lobotomized idiots thought up in the first place. I only have Wyrm Prime but he's great for new players. His weapon isnt the worst either, just keep in mind that his Laser shares mods with your rifle. Once they are use on Wyrms laser, you cant use it for YOUR rifles. so you will have to get another serration split chamber ect ect.",Doesnt the burst laser use pistol mods? +Because CNN are pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.,Please do! +"Holy shit, you're a moron. The Holocaust is a fully documented historical fact. Do us all a favor and follow your leader.",Sheep. +"hes over 50 years old, he isn't a boy.","Boy, I say, boy..." +"Finally, somebody is waking up! Britain will throw into prison any Gentile calling someone a Zionist.","Wow... To learn who rules over you, find out who you can't criticize." +He leads the league in 4th quarter minutes,"24 4th quarter minutes, stat" +When your opponents get too cocky,mm in a nutshell +"This just appeared on my facebook feed. Trolls, I know one of you did this.",Such a nasty woman +separate*,it's* +His uncle *did* have access to Tesla's papers...,"And, apparently, gave those papers to Donald after he died" +"Yep, 178 EU in my country. We should all brexit to US. :D",Hell I wish it was that easy. +Anyone who told you the R9 is better for linux gaming is ill informed. Nvidia's proprietary drivers are still lightyears ahead of AMDs. Stick the the 960.,by today anything that will run on the new AMDGPU-PRO driver is pretty close to the Nvidia counterpart. +I don't understand why. If we're not on r/all why care?,To pretend it isn't happening. +White nationalists should reflect on the fact their ideas are intellectually bankrupt,Only because the Jews own the banks duh .... +Dakota Access Pipeline Protests In North Dakota Turn Violent - Demonstrators supporting the Standing Rock Sioux Tribe faced off with private security officers from Dallas-based Energy Transfer Partners. Video from the scene showed security officers threatening protesters with dogs.,Translation of headline: Mercenaries attack peaceful protestors with dogs and chemicals. +"Neighbors left their trash, and took my fishing pole. Cleaned their trash then enjoyed a nice sunrise.",Neighbors are assholes but you didn't let them steal your joy! +"Some might say well there are regular patches, it's being worked on but the reality is that (at the current pace) by the time the game is ready for 1.0, the graphics/physics engine will be obsolete. And then they'll have to upgrade to the next iteration of the CryEngine and so more work on reworking existing code rather than new features, more bugs, etc. etc. Something better will have come out by then and Miscreated will be quietly forgotten. **Don't waste your money on this game**. I gave up after some 30 hours of really wanting to enjoy it.",The Forest in a nutshell. +Down with this sort of thing,I like that his sign is the highest +At last someone with some common sense. We should also re-open the women's right to vote debate while we are at it.,They should only be allowed to vote on the newest shoes + hats. +Would it be is or are,"Numbers is plural, so are is the correct form of to be." +e chi ha detto 20 milioni?,Quelli che ha perso la Raggi rinunciando alla candidatura. +"You need to buy more stuff so the economy would continue to do what it does best -- get growing, making everyone's lives better. The rich get richer, but the poor get richer too. The growth is not distributed equally -- but it's distributed all across the range. The millions of people without shoes are all going to their daily work to produce something that ultimately you can consume -- e.g. this new phone -- and a part of what you pay for this phone goes back to these millions, and so now they can buy their shoes. If you've asked yourself, What can I do to improve the lives of these millions? but aren't ready to change your daily life and go volunteer somewhere in Africa, the answer would be: Buy more. Consume more. Invent new needs and fill them -- and advertise on the way. Capitalism is not a zero-sum game; it's a win-win situation. Not everybody wins the same amount -- or an amount fair to their participation, even -- but win everybody does.",*sniff* +I made a Haunter costume,That's fuckin awesome +What's a girl worth?,"Just for comparison, what is a infant boy slave worth?" +"Jury trials also existed in Belgium until very recently for criminal procedures. However, the so-called assizes court is currently under reform and future cases will only be brought before magistrates.",This isn't about jury trials. +So? Last year at this time he was excited to finish out the season; this season is different so maybe he doesn't have as much energy.,Get ready for another year end rossimeltdown and rules change to babysit his behavior. +Taking damage in TF2 doesn't remove stealth.,It makes them visible for a second +"You tell me. I actually have the chat from another time he did this, with other players' comments. Names are changed. Friend : WHAT DO YOU CALL A SKELETON THAT TELLS A LIE Friend : A BONY PHONY Friend : WHAT DO YOU CALL A GHOST THAT DIED IN A HOUSEFIRE Friend : A TOASTY GHOSTY Friend : WHAT IS A SKELETON'S FAVORITE INSTRUMENT Pock : stfu Friend : THE TROMBONE Cap : the trombone Mud : How does a ghost move fast? Mud : Speed BOO-st Mud : i is comedy Friend : WHO WAS THE MOST FAMOUS SKELETON DETECTIVE Pock : plz Friend : SHERLOCK BONES Friend : WHY ARE SKELETONS SO CALM Friend : BECAUSE NOTHING GETS UNDER THEIR SKIN Friend : WHY DIDN'T THE SKELETON FINISH HIS PIE Cap : why did Friend get rapped Cap : raped* Friend : HE DIDN'T HAVE THE STOMACH FOR IT","Woah there, ya got me all spooked from that" +It may have been for the best that both our cars happened to be unlocked. Neither of our windows were smashed.,You left your wallet inside your car and didn't lock the doors? +DeRozan for President 2020,DeRozan for Prime Minister 2019 +PPR. That's why I'm considering this. All three get so many targets.,then it could be worth it - but I'd want to make sure it's a surefire RB1 because Marshall is a damn valuable WR +When I first heard I could get a legendary in an emissary cache,You meant the e-misery cache ? +Mythic+ issues I'm currently ilvl850 yet I still get turnt away from +2 mythics. Surely you only need 845+ to get 3 chests on a +2. I don't know if i'm missing something or people are just to picky. Thanks,"Create your own group, set the minimim ilvl to 845 and people with the same ilvl as yours will join" +so how ridiculous would it be,Not sure what your question is right here. +!,Goes +"Yeah, I guess it's useful to differentiate between players as well to some extent. You're right.. but it just makes me cringe to see so many people whine and put so much importance to ranks.. But I get your point, it would be annoying if no ranks were present at all and you got paired with complete randoms.",BUT I DESERVE MY GLOBAL +LPT: Use leftover color nail polish for marking your keys on your keychain. Useful if you own a lot of identical keys.,What if you're a guy? +I just noticed this. TF2 continues to surprise me after all this time.,The spy's Diguise Kit is a ... Cigarette Case? +"I feel if you can seal someone in a vestibule, you don't need to empty a pistol into them. On that thought, I also feel if you can empty a pistol into someone, you don't need to seal them in a vestibule.",I feel that if you are extorting someone for protection money then having a pistol unloaded into you in a locked vestibule is a job hazard. +His dad played a joke on him...,Read up on what a dad joke is. +Hopefully those NDAs will be voided by criminal lawsuits.,there are probably a few actual billionaires that would help with the legal fees of anybody who broke them...probably some law firms that would take it pro-bono too just to fuck with Trump. +So the only people who are allowed to feel good about themselves are the ones who binge - anorexics or bulimics need not apply. Got it.,Or even just normal weight people who still struggle with self esteem and appearance issues. +"Brittany is white, he'll never touch her",he will never touch beyonce either...but I digress +"Lots of Arabs in Europe now, you guys might just want to say Whites Only like the 1950s you so desperately yearn for.",like that time period you never experienced and just invented what it must have been like in your head +"Man, world leaders are gonna find out quick this guy is an idiot.",As if they don't already know that... +I seriously don't remember my facebook or gmail passwords.,arrest this man! +Maybe he should try legalizing and regulating the drug trade there.,then how would he arrest his opposition while claiming to care about his people? +"He explains it at the very beginning of the video. Basically, he just recently ripped out of BHC, but still wanted to show off his build since it made it to lvl 82.",I'm embarrassed. +I wouldn't mind since I'm leaving the country soon lol,hahahaha deal +"Yes. They put Country above party. They saw stopping a dangerously unstable, unqualified, and sleazeball of a man as more important than whether taxes went up a bit. What assholes.",Oh to be naive... +On track to blow it in OT.,"Don't be so optimistic, we still have half a period to play." +"Israeli sociologist, Orna Donath, declares motherhood isn't real.",Regretting being a mother = there is no motherhood! +"Squad Building Challenges Query In order to get the reward for MLS for example, do I need to build I squad or all the squads listed in the challenge to get both the player and the coins?",All squads +Floyd would tap in under a minute. I'd bet my fucking house on it.,Considering he's not an MMA fighter I wouldn't doubt it. +"Reddit, what brand will you never consider purchasing again?","General Motors, until they pay back the $11,000,000,000 of taxpayer's they stole with Obama's help." +But really... Jimmy is killin' it tonight. Super impressed.,"If Matt Cassell is anything to go by... he is gonna get PAID, just by his performance in this game" +"YOU PEOPLE SHOULD BE ASHAMED [[AXELROD GUNNARSON]] CAME STRAIGHT OUT OF THE OPEN METAL MAW OF HELL IN A DIRTY OLD CAMARO WITH A BRICK ON THE GAS PEDAL TO PAINT THIS LIST RED AND BLACK Seriously though, metal-song tribal is a real thing. [[Warstorm surge]] [[blade of the bloodchief]] [[call to the netherworld]] [[Quest for the gravelord]] [[Blasphemous act]] [[Horrifying revelation]] [[From under the floorboards]] [[Endless ranks of the dead]] I could go on.",Best thing on Reddit all day +Even Superman needs to roll on the mats,Just keep him away from horses. +"The first time I had sex I put on the rubber and started to hump. Right when I was about ready to cum, she informed me I wasn't in. I was rubbing against her sheets the whole time",Must have been some dam nice sheets +Kansas city is not in Kansas.,"it's right on the border, parts of it is." +on what?,I think its a car? +kotaku back at it again,Shitposters at it again also (also a repost) +you're transphobic unless you're trans but even then you're still probably transphobic.,one group is inherently worse than another group +PSA The Black Pixel and Pixel XL are back in stock Looks like 5-6 weeks to ship.,"Seeing as I'm currently in pre-order for them as of 2.5 weeks ago, I'd really appreciate transitioning into processing..." +Black Mississippi Church Burned And Vandalized With 'Vote Trump',Perfect logic here. +Losing to the Bears?,"Even WE didnt lose to the bears, and we suck!" +Welcome to Trump's America,Obviously a false flag. +It's threads like these that make me laugh when people think misogyny didn't play a large part in Trump winning the election .,Talk like this is why Trump won. +Fuck if Chattanooga's new broadband isn't amazing. It's made me think of actually moving to Chattanooga from the other end of the state.,I saw a job opening with my company in nooga and the internet almost sold me on moving 6 hours away. +Size?,45mm +well ucla and usc dont share a stadium so only usc is rightm and minnesota has their own stadium now.,For some reason I thought I read that the Rams would play in both stadiums to not show partiality to either USC/UCLA... +"Jesus Christ that Stephen Smith, Max Kellerman halftime rant was cringeworthy.",And the set and graphics were ugly as balls +"For one reason or another, you need to get yourself noticeably ill, without risking mortality. How do you go about doing so?","Cook something with eggs, wait a few days and eat it." +"The time conversion is showing me 5am Cali time, 10/25...",5pm not 5am +"Does anybody else feel that the first few hours of Fallout 4 were the best? The first lets say 10 hours of Fallout 4 had a sense of mystery and openness. Like when you were first starting out and had only a few guns with not much ammo, you felt like a real vault dweller that is getting used to the apocalypse after 200 years. The map seemed so huge on your pip-boy and at times almost overwhelming. Once you get hundreds of hours into F4 that sense of wonder goes away.",Yeah you get to Dimond city and the wow factor stops right about there. +We will just tell the FBI we didn't intend to. I am sure Comey will understand,"Politifact Status: **FALSE** - The brakes weren't deleted by way of acid-washing with chemicals, they were deleted using BleachBit software." +What is the NFL equivalent of a triple-double?,1000 yards rushing in a single game +"Man, not sure if it's just that I pay more attention to it now, but recently, when checking MAL, it's like 90% of the users I see, either from here, or random ones, have Gintama in it's favorites list. It's like I'm being chased by that anime, this is getting scary. [](#scaredmio)","It's okay it just means your embracing your inner elitist, I think." +"Committing Suicide Also Radical, Says Arun Shourie On Notes Ban","Arun Shourie has got it right, as always." +This infographic sums up just how far Apple are behind Android technologies,They need to beat every phone ever? +"Being realistic gets you downvoted, he doesn't have the arm strength, so teams are going to stack the box to stop the run, he'll be a great backup","Serious question here, what do **you** personally have to see from Kessler do say his arm strength isn't an issue?" +"To add to Mjolnir2000's point, Brexit didn't actually happen yet. Expect a similar impact as the process moves forward.","So, buy now, sell later, right?" +"Using a chip here at the grocery store I work at takes about 15 seconds to register the card and get to the pin menu. Then you have to select if you want cash back, then if the total amount is correct, then payment processing. It feels like it takes forever, I've just gotten to the point I pay with my phone and use credit.","that has nothing to do with chip, but everything to do with the stores communication (internet)" +Spirit Cooking? Politics & Satanic Rituals - David Icke,So basically they're like Time Cube guy that screws with kids. +"It's also designed to prevent the obvious failings of democracy. We don't live in a democracy. Never have. We live in a representative constitutional republic. Tyranny of all sorts, including tyranny of the majority scared the founders greatly.",You're right. +Read japanese comics,There's a name for that ya know :D +How about drinking bleach? I've heard that also cures oneitis.,I only drink organic free range vegan bleach thank you. +I hate kids.,Me too. +Hopefully this helps the SA scene develop,"I think is too little too late, SA (with the exception of Peru) is League of Legends territory." +"How many of us still buy moonshine from the guy down the valley? It'll take perhaps decades for the grow ops to fade out. Just like the moonshine makers. Sure, maybe pot won't be a huge cash surplus, but ending the stupid war on drugs, and taking away a lot of cash from organized crime would be a good step.",Illegal booze and tobacco is a multi billion dollar industry in Canada due to taxation alone. +They weren't biting you.,And I wasn't biting them. +No that can't be it. How can a game possibly be fun at 30fps? It's 2016!,Because Ubisoft +some people are ok with 30 fps,I'm ok with it but i'm not gonna play dumb and say that an upgrade to 60fps isn't better than better visuals. +Yay! You're the first of two. Woopdy doo,what about the wii u? +"They had an investigation open on him for a while. Just a failure of the government, not pc lol",I suspect that the PC factor hindered their efforts to get to the truth on this guy +I'm leaving Saturday for the game. My first Titan's away game. How best should I rep r/Tennesseetitans?,"Trump trucker hat, wife beater shirt, cutoff jean shorts, flip flops and a Budweiser in each hand." +Liberal accountability,apparently the cost of healthcare affects the rich and the poor equally... +Look at my name and guess.,Thor? +"I agree. r/Austin for example seems much more friendly, and we're not nearly as hip a city as they are. I think it's a product of having crotchety, grumpy assholes as core members here and being inundated with researchless questions. Our layout is fucking awful though. We need to re-design to make it abundantly clear where standard questions should be directed to (wiki), and incorporate search instructions into the top bar. We've already discussed this, but the admins do not seem to care.",First sticky should cover tourists/wedding parties/here for 2 days crowd +"Finds from Haeundae beach in Busan, South Korea",Woah... Never saw a key like that! +This is a bad idea. The Tesla is more gimmick than car right now. The market for it is really small.,"Yeah, that's why they can't even keep up with demand and are expanding their factories." +Hillary Clinton SMASHES the glass ceiling and becomes the 1ST WOMAN IN HISTORY to lose the same election TWICE.,#CONGRATS HILLARY :) +How large of a role do you think Wong will play in Infinity War?. I am thinking he helps the Avengers research the Infinity Stones and as a combatant in the war.,All I have to say is that two Wongs don't make a right. +This isnt what most linux gamers want ti hear but it seems pretty obvious lately. Port after port is cancelled and developers are moving on from the linux experiment,"no.. we sure dont, but I cant ignore the reality." +What about if you summon a warleader with another warleader already on the board? Does it get charge then?,If it works like the 3/3 that gives 1-health minions divine shield: No. +No Trump you lost votes because you want to grab em by the pussy.,He still thinks that the issue with the tape is that he said pussy and not that he brags about cheating on his pregnant wife and sexually assaulting women. +I can barely cook a live lobster. I can't understand treating another living creature this way no matter what it is.,You're supposed to kill the lobster first right...? +that.. that's really bad. do something about that,So it's okay if you're a senior? +Amaziograph,Is this Seb Lester? +"My wife, daughter and I as Red, Leaf, and Pikachu","I recognize Red and Pikachu, but who's that noncanon protagonist?" +"A better question (if less useful, given Cecil's role) is.. why can't he use Bows? There's a segment in FFIV where Cecil **has** to use a bow in order to physically attack at all.","In the newer versions he can't use bows, idk why the hell they removed it but I'm assuming FFBE is based on the most recent iteration Also you don't NEED to use a bow, it just sure as hell helped lol, you pretty much have to have him sit there and heal" +Question Time Discussion I'm really excited about this. I'm expecting to see a well behaved audience and a professional panel giving insightful well thought out opinions.,I dunno maybe bashing out a multinational trade agreement takes quite a while +What did you name your pet?,"He was already named *Captain Crunch* when we adopted him, so we just shortened it to *Captain*" +"Its the mandella effect.... you thought you saw it on the carl sagan video, but in this reality it was always on the chris prat video. Woahhh","That's why I formed it as a question, I wasn't sure if it's some new karma raking fad or not." +Happy birthday to this future president.,xd +"Fuckin yeah, every time I go to the states, why do they make paying for stuff so awkward? Just let me pay your asking price for fucks sake, no random tax added on, no added mystery amount based on the quality of service you've received. Just. A. Number. It's not fucking that hard, surely?",in some places the sales tax changes depending on what county you are in! +Tomorrow is my last day of work in the US. Headed to Australia with a backpack on a working holiday visa. In way over my head here: it's going to be epic.,"don't get eaten, unless you're into that kind of thing" +Omni-directional Sorter,"Fifth column from the left, second from the bottom needs to up his game." +Soft quarantine for @thedonaldreddit & @reddit is acting like they're benevolent for not outright banning the sub.,"To the top, burry the announcement post." +I recently got a $12 pair which are very nice... Except it takes about an hour to charge fully for about 3 hours of music.,"Get two pair, problem solved (kind of)." +What's this from?,Lion Maury +Someone who works at the hotel we stayed at in Venice clearly isn't a Willow fan.,"Or of An Idiot Abroad, Season 3" +I think they misunderstand the point.,I see it as a way to make the crop proliferate and (huge stretch) might lead us back to hemp? +"How many 3rd graders do you think you could fight at once, and what would your strategy be?","As someone who has actually been attacked by a horde of children, at least 34 if you're not allowed to harm them." +What's the play here? Is she really this stupid?,Trying to save some face with the voters. +REVENUERAISING E V E N U E R A I S I N G,NANNYSTATE +It would have been more fitting if it happened when you guys were about to win in Game 7,Big if true +"The ability to sing well is a God given talent. They didn't work for it. They didn't spend years working at it like a dancer does. They were born with it. And if you can't sing, no amount of training can give you this ability. I'll never understand why it pays so well.",That is absolutely wrong +Brundle mentioned when it went through the hole a marshal chased it. Wonder wtf he was gonna do once he caught it.,eat it? +Nonsense,You believe in a political ideology do you not? +Evidence is an invention of the white supremacy,Reality is a patriarchy mechanism. +Dog people are ridiculous. I say this as a person with two dogs.,Still leaps and bounds above cat folks. +When you have to make 3 official statements in 1 week you know you have fucked up,"Well, they *should* know, but apparently they don't." +"Autoimmune diseases like arthritis, Guillain-Barre, ALS, etc. While your own body works to fight off the foreign invader, your own body becomes a target too. It's tragic.",Those are the Russian diseases with their scorched earth policy. +Where the hell has Loudpvck been?,Twitter +.....but he's super involved in his church?,I'm pretty sure it was a joke. +Which means he would've dropped into a 1v6 if he lived. This way he died without giving them ult charge! Smart move.,"Nonono, everyone knows the edge boost is a disgusting exploit with no drawbacks to the user, there's no way he would have died in a 1v6 by being out of position." +Asshole detected He just had me write down the specs on a piece of paper on the side of the case,Some people are assholes sadly +a timely reminder from hillary herself (something i did while taking a break from studying for my law classes),Can I get a poster of it? +Damn homie you can't give us the L and the 0/1 before the game is even played.,I credited both PSU and Wisconsin with appearances but not wins... thought it was accurate to do. +Second Halfstros,EveryMonthButAprilStros +"What is the most fucked up thought(s) you've had? This is reddit, you can say it no matter how screwed up it is. I don't judge :)",I would say killing myself but that's not that far out there. +My sister in law asked the balloon guy for a beer...,your sister is katy perry? +It is a sexually act. Not a sex act. Stop moving goal posts,you said sex act i didn't move shit +The people in those countries don't vote in US elections. Relevance?,"Well clearly, Clinton's going to finish what Obama started and plunge us into Sharia law." +Normally I get upset at the fawning over NE's mediocre run game but I agree. He was phenomenal against what Football Outsiders DVOA had as potentially the best run defense since 1995. Pretty insane. His combination of power and agility is pretty unique.,He's not exactly mediocre this year +Ahrim's Blessings be Upon Me,suited# +Breaking!,Fake +Trump Pancake,meme magic at its best +"What movie would you watch with your parents, but not your friends?",Pride and Prejudice. +What popular quote do you disagree with?,"History is written by the victors Tell that to the native Americans, or the Armenians." +These people's faces look like they were made from smushed balls of clay,British +"Dakota Access pipeline protesters crowdsource for $5,000, get $1 million",I'm sure all that money will be spent for the cause... +All three authors of this paper are men.,Triggered +"No, just realistic.",That's a pretty disgusting world view. +I can't even properly express my anger at Glenn Becks backstabbing .,Trump Derangement Syndrome made manifest. +Aw that's nice. Oh wait trump still can't get his foot out of his mouth.,Obsessed much? +"It's a bit on the low side, most people do it at level 70 - 90. Weapon level is factored in matchmaking too.",I'm using a +4 dragon slayer spear. +"What, you're not going to watch.....umm........(Googles TV Listings).......Survivor: Millennials vs. Gen X?","The Bulls take on the Celtics, all of Chicago will be watching I'm sure." +Ehh power steering could be 3-500 diy and I can repair a hybrid battery. Cells range from 50-150 each and there's like 10-16. And usually only one has completely failed but you change the 4 or 5 worst cells in the car. So on CL to the right person if cosmetically well it could have sold for well over 500,And your point is? +They are excited about the riots.,they aren't +That girls name...Albert Einstein...,Alberta Einstein +"As the Ancient Centipede, someone who has been apart of this subreddit since it's second day in existence, I'd like to personally thank each and every one of you who participated in the great meme war. It started out with a few of us, about 20 or so, and now we are 280,000 strong. I've been here for mod drama, the CTR infestation, attempted overthrows, influxes of users caused by r/[news] and r/[worldnews], crazy leaks, criminal investigations, the dankest of meme's and so much more. You guys all deserve a pat on the back. r/The_Donald is my home and soon, in 2024, r/The_Ivanka will be our new home! Until then, Donald still needs us.","We are all brothers now, with a bond so strong the cucks could never hope to break" +"Move to Canada :) We're like the US, but less crazy. Our biggest political scandal last year was an MP saying Fart in our parliament. You can always get your American fix by hoping across the border.",This is a perfect example of Canadian smugness +"Maybe we are looking for that sweet, sweet cold war effect on the post war economy.",Sure would help with unemployment and overpopulation. +This is another comment that in no way addresses the content of the videos.,Then we're done here. +"No Updates Hoping someone can help me out. I had a package sent on Tue 11/29 and had acceptance marked in Denver on that day. Since then, it only has one other update. Exactly 36-hours after acceptance, it updated to in transit to destination with no location. It also has an estimated delivery date of yesterday (12/2). Any info would help. I don't know whether to call USPS or what. Thanks all!",I have a package that was scanned until the 1st and that's the day when it said in transit to destination and nothing else for 2 days now. +"Keys, small list Slipstream, Parallax, offers, keys 8 keys Dom gt (3 keys) Lime unicorn Trinity Really want cobalt unicorn for lime",What are you trying to give for slipstream +Ummm. I guess that is this guys personal belief. Still bad taste to address that on a public page whether you believe it was murder or not.,"Yes, and his timing was terrible the poor family had not even buried their son yet." +Fuck you,"Naw, wouldn't be worth your time" +And Ukraine has annexed Russia.,Ukraine is weak +"I'm just wondering... if this is true, Sombra has been pitting us against Overwatch, trying to hack into LumeriCo, find hidden passwords, uncover secrets. And we've complied with everything she's asked us to do. **We're the bad guys.**","I really don't care at this point, I just want the character released." +All according to keikaku mate,**Roadhog:** It means plan. +r/totallydefinitelyhappened$100%,GTFO with your shitpost comment +"Absolutely an instant loss. This is a town hall debate. Real people will be asking about real issues, and I guarantee Bill Clinton isn't going to be one of them. If Trump can't let it go and focus, he'll look even more out of touch than he already does.",Yeah Bill Clinton is not an issue in people's lives that they want Hillary or Donald to solve. +Get motivated the Trump way...,do a line of coke and grab some pussay? +My mother was terrible at handling classified information. she'd just leave it laying around,My mom knows what (C) stands for. +"So it begins, fuck you Congress.",The dumpster fire has been lit. +2nd has not been clinched. Anything is possible. Both RB drivers can hit each other in each race coming up. They could blow their engines. Any number of combinations can happen to cause them to lose out on 2nd place. Causing more instability at Ferrari only helps their chances. And any time you can cause instability at a rival it's good.,Ferrari is good enough at causing instability on their own by blowing up the entire team every other year +1.) What is that hanging in front of her legs? 2.) I'd punch my mom in the throat if she posted a pic like that,"If it ain't truck nuts, I'm guessing that's where the other hand is." +"Well the Nords think Kyne created them. But I thought that was just the races ideologies on their creation, not the actual lore behind it","The Nedes that became the Nords already existed in that myth, Kyne just sent them to Atmora where they became Nords." +"MY UNICORN! I smoked my CAO Amazon Basin. Since we wont be getting any more for a good while, this is my unicorn. I loved it. Next time i get my hands on one should I age it?",They're still pretty available IIRC. +"Yeah you and carbon fiber. oh that reminds me i need to take care of a thing regarding carbon fiber. So far it's really good at removing excess eyebrows, took me a bit to adjust it properly.",haha fire and painkillers are not a good match. +Academics like things to look ugly. It makes us feel superior and retains the exclusive nature of the club. I'm only half joking.,I ironically feel better when I see a content heavy website has a crappy design and I feel a certain level of skepticism when it's too flashy.. +"Smalling at RB is interesting. I remember he used to play there as well, that would move Rojo to CB. Doubt Mourinho would do it though.",Recall Januazj to play RB - iirc he played there under LVG often enough. +Sources: sgares and ShahZaM to join TSM,good +"I HAD TRASH TALK PLANNED FOR THIS WEEK, BUT PENN STATE BLOCKED IT.",ALRIGHT THAT WAS PRETTY DAMN GOOD. +Shitpost; you know its GG.,Seriously who would be able to multimod and do so without being sure if it's good +"My constituents include Democrats and people who didn't vote for me. I have no obligation to change my views - if they want change, vote in someone else!",I guess B is directed more towards looking at your area for each individual issue to determine the most popular rout for each specific topic. +"Preckwinkle to propose Cook County tax on pop, lemonade, sports drinks","Yay, more regressive taxes from our leaders who are supposed to watch out for the poor." +I do what I want.,You damn punk. +Well there are more African Americans in the US than the UK,"Obviously, they aren't Americans if they're living in the UK." +What public conception of a word's meaning ended up the farthest away from the word's original definition?,Literally +One step closer to Combine Overwatch from Half-Life 2.,"Until I read from Half-Life 2, my brain saw the word Overwatch and kinda internally squeed a bit ;)" +"The way 2016 has gone down so far it's not looking good for 2060, Elon best step up his game.",I used to have the same sorts of implicitly dire thoughts back in 2004 and we've lasted 12 years since then. +You would for a little while until your muscles and bones degenerated to the point where that became dangerous,Wouldn't artificial gravity be able to help fight that? +"Get out of here with that rationality. So I've never had a date, or been friends with a woman, but I recognize that I could probably change that if I started caring about my clothing, went to the gym and took a few dating and social skills classes. But then I weigh all of that effort against the reward and it doesn't seem worth it.",Everyone has different priorities and motives. +Ann Coulter Sparks Outrage With Pro-Trump Tweet Recalling Nazi-Era Racial Purity Laws,"Let's dispel with the notion that Ann Coulter does not know what she is doing, she knows exactly what she is doing." +What are your 4 quick launch apps? My four quick launch are: Snowy Flipple-flip a coin NFL scorewatch Skunk,Back: pIntheam Down: Dashboard Middle: stopwatch Up: notifications +"IDK man, I feel like you just changed your avatar to Countess just for that reply...",I changed it a while ago since I mined what you were posting. +I don't think you get how difficult and expensive a fully automatic weapon is to obtain. Also: Glocks are semi automatic.,"sorry, should have said pistol i guess." +Thanks! Appropriate timing for this picture to re-surface as we have a 2nd on the way :),"Whoa, congrats again Coach!" +Competitively I agree. Casual I disagree.,Good thing they aren't going to balance around low level players buying an ok and then low level players complaining about the ok item. +Is that sarcasm?,yes. +What players seem like they've been on their team forever? To me it seems like Brent Celek has been on the Eagles for an eternity.,Sizzle +"Do you have Apple Care? If so, you should be able to get it fixed or replaced. If you didn't buy the extra apple care, and it's more than a year old and you're not from a country with good consumer protection laws, then you're probably out of luck.",I'm going guess the US is not one of these countries with good consumer protection laws... +If that was true KU would be fucked,Basketball schools weren't exactly a hot commodity during the last realignment go around. +in C&C red alert 3 uprising expansion there are asians i remember,What about before that? +So do the same....when she texts you first don't respond for a few hours. It seems like she's playing games and stringing you on for the next time she needs a quick date to something. If you want something more serious than that either walk away or tell her you what you want and see what happens.,"Gotcha, thank you!" +He's referring to Lallana's goal.,That was also an obvious pass from a Stoke defender. +What are some Riot friendly ways to insult your flaming teamates,Fuck u boi ill snap ur ankles on the court after this game +Vaaling a mirror worthy Vaal Regalia,my eyes... +Which is perfectly fine. I know that it's always leaned left. It's that even civil discussion that may be critical or Hilary or may be supportive of Trump no matter *what* is buried here. This post is the perfect example of what's frustrating. It's not that it's mostly pro-clinton. It's that it's so desperately anti-trump that it's embarrassing.,"So do you expect the mods to remove these kinds of posts, and make sure it is replaced on the front page with something that is pro-Trump?" +Odd M&M defect,Dead&m +The leap in level of discourse from Trump supporters to every other candidate's supporters is... disheartening,Sounds like something you libtards would say like Obama and his communist socialist rule with that crooked Hillary you sum bitches don't even know take our guns over my dead body that's what I'd say to those damn hippie liberals freeloading off our opiate medicaid State support.....yerrrr TRUMP 2016 baby woooooooo +I did no such thing. My ban is NOT for Section 6 of the EULA... Now time to tin foil this shit! - But I have appealed the decision and we will see where this goes.,"Could be that you were a high-profile benefactor off of IWI and you gave out so much elicit isk that cant be reversed, or CCP believes you knew about the IWI RMT and is punishing you for not reporting it." +My friend doesn't like Black Mirror. How can I punish her?,White bear episode is an answer +"So wait, the verbiage in this article make it obnoxiously clear that it's being written by an SJW, and apparently even SJWs are sick of Lena I Raped My Minor Sister Dunham?",Does she advocate for NAMBLA? +I made it a week clean and sober! I am so grateful that I never have to go to bed again wondering if I'll wake up. The past week in AA has done more good than I ever imagined. Thank you all for posting and inspiring me.,"Keep it up, man." +Can i have your fb page if i change the name? :),Too late :) +"I'm like this too! No problem getting a piercing, but when it comes to getting a vaccination, nope. I break out in sweats, shake all over and sometimes cry.","I still haven't been able to commit to a piercing, strange that I'm struggling with it yet no problem getting tattoos.." +Or they could just change the bounties to be 4 victories of a certain tier.,THIS would be nice +"No matter how many times I look at the BotG set.... .... It still has that god damn red exclamation mark next to it. I'm one of those people who reaaaally needs to get rid of the exclamation marks right away, and this is annoying to the point where I genuinely might give up playing for the next 2 weeks because I can't stand looking at it.",It's actually starting to piss me off a bit +1.3 angry inches,major peen +Thank you. I actually have an interview tomorrow that I am super excited for!,I hope that the interview went well +"It's working on me. I assumed Hillary cheated, now I know she did. Don't think I can reward her with a vote for that.",The proof that the Hillary campaign cheated is... +Baauer - Sout London (Demo),"this is fucking amazing, Baauer really innovating." +Was it (user) RnqsgdqmIda / BernieacCounTessR / or Michelconfoy?,Pretty bad that I recognize each of those names as aggressive annoyances that have crossed my path as well. +"You are given, 2 Polar Bears, 17 walruses, 45 penguins, 1 lemming, and 103 Prairie Dogs to command, what are you taking over?",Canada. +Should i switch accounts?,haha no way haha just post a vocaroo of you farting to piss him off or soemthing haha farts are so cringey 2 haha just post one haha please think of the karma please haha post the fucking vocaroo +I'd still prefer no lights at all. Really people should be upholding their end of the social contract and not be harming others. There's absolutely no reason a dark street can't be a safe street except for the poor decisions of some people.,Yes ideally there would be no crime anywhere +George Clooney looks remarkably like this Turkish man,"Could have just asked for a picture, instead of being all creepy like." +I'm crying. Why is he only worried about the skin on his face?,because the rest of his body is covered in the skins of his victims +"So how are you going to feel if your brother hurts someone badly enough that they commit suicide or something? Or decide to get even? Look, your brother is doing something that I have experienced people doing in my life, to people that I care about. And the people in question were actually considering getting a few people together to go over to his house and hurt *him*. Didn't happen but it was definitely considered. Anyways, my point is, your brother is a bad person. I would advise him to change before he hurts someone a little too much.",It's not his problem! +I love that her name sounds like what I want to do to her face.,"See, all I can think about is African deer-like animals but, you do you." +maybe the gen 2 pokemon was the friends we made along the way,This is Niantic's new narrative +"6/30 is the last day of Q2, so usually that means there's no release date as of yet, but they're aiming for a second quarter launch (April-June).",Thanks for this +"The constant hatred and negativity towards Fellaini must stop. Now he is not my favourite player, and I also don't think he is the best in the world. But what I will say is that it's not Fellainis fault that Mou plays him, and also it's not his fault that Mou instructs us to hoof the ball to him when we are down, nor is it his fault Mou puts him on to defend a lead. To be honest, Fellaini gives it his all when he puts on the red shirt, which is more than some of our players do. We are all happy to support players and that if they play well, but as soon as they stop playing well we turn on them instead of giving them confidence and supporting them.",I would if he stopped his constant costing us points. +Franck Ribery who had been essentially forgotten by Pep Guardiola What?,Didn't you know Pep was literally Hitler? +"Probably because they think they sound enlightened, even mystical. By audience demographics, those terms are less likely to offend than say, Bishop Branding or Pope Marketeer II","Ahhh, Spiritual Materialism." +"Some R, but definitely not the majority",Would think they would be the group most opposed to someone who constantly draws comparisons to Mussolini and Hitler +"That was old Donald, he's a changed man.. member?",Praise God! +Is that a glass slab in that pic?,Yes it came with the munny +"They've talked about this on Disc Golf Answerman a decent amount. Ricky is on team Latitude not Westside. They said he can throw from all three trilogy companies, however signature discs have to be from the company that actually sponsors you.",Also these aren't signature discs but rather DecoDyed Limited Edition celebratory disc's for winning Worlds. +"It already has. In my hometown, all sex ed classes are abstinence-only and teachers are not allowed to mention contraception at all. Our rate of teen pregnancy and STIs is one of the highest in the country.",they just need to teach abstinence harder. +"Like it or not, it's true here. Wrestlers have some fixation on the idea that the dumb markz can't possibly understand anything that happens behind the scenes, and in a lot of cases it's just not true. It's okay, though, as long as he finds a way to feel superior.",I actually agree but I still thought it was ironic +Grab her by the... WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!!,It grabbed back. +"IMO its pointless, we all know what happens to the gang, and what happens afterwords. Why go though the rounds just to get the same conclusion we always knew was gonna happen? They should start new. But then why call it RDR 2?","Well, GTA v had nothing to do with GTA iv" +What about him?,After his leg heals up maybe he's someone to develop +Exactly! It's not unusual to have the same kind of weapon go up all stages of weaponry and have a tier 70 equivalent...,There's literally no weapon that does that. +"I don't think they realize that Gabbard is one of the most centrist, moderate Democrats in the House. She also has no fundraising experience, and little networking with national Democratic groups, as she is relatively new to Congress. She'd make a terrible DNC chair.","Connections are bad, only a true outsider who has no connections, doesn't know the system, and has never taken part in the system can bring about real change." +"No, I thought it didn't reach a broad enough audience so I posted it in hopes to reach a broader audience. I didn't do it because I thought it was dope. How exactly can a comment be a drug? Disgusting mentality.",Are you Mark Levin? +Dude. 62 items in foundry? Ordis would be displeased.,I thought he'd get bored so I gave him some things to keep him occupied +The question is how long he'll be able to keep up his popularity if he leaves TSM. He's not nearly as charismatic as someone like qtpie,"Forever and ever lol he's the best mid laner of the west, it would take him a year of not playing the game to get washed up and he probably could get himself back in form in months, what I'm going with this is that as long as he's the best he will have the highest viewership of LoL." +This is sounding better and better!,You're next. +I'm sure all the other judges are queuing to take over his case.,The ones that want a new house will judge him. +"Trump won Kentucky Elliot County, county that had been Democrat for 144 years","Elliot County, I assume, is undergoing some sort of Red Dawn situation." +Lessons learned from Nice: 0.,Maybe after 2 or 3 more people will get fed up and boot Merkel and her ideas. +"Is... Is this real? Wow, I guess it is. Hope your luck for the LR Androids didn't just jump out the window.",Thanks Mr Skeltal +"No. Might not seem like a lot of gold but it adds up, especially because you don't even have to win to get gold. It also doesn't make any sense for people in higher arenas to get more gold.",literally a silver chest without the cards and takes A LOT more time +"Regretting something, Angela? Germany's Merkel announces plan to deport 100,000 migrants",I'll give 5 seconds till some leftist biased newspaper (oops wait all of them) says Angela is flirting with nationalism. +"Forgotten RLM Quotes Palpatine: You've got the money to make a stupid *fuck film*. Plinkett: I'm not making a fuck film, I'm making *Space Cop*.",The best part of waking up IS ACID IN YOUR CUP +"The market revolution was very important for everyone, except the...",Mongols! +MSI just gave EVGA the business!,Lol i love the twitter banter that goes on between tech companies +"Why Dabbing May Not Be A Great Idea In The American Southwest So, a couple months ago I was still up watching TV after my wife had gone to bed. Let's just come right out and say it: I was so kited someone should have come and peeled me off of the ceiling. Now, before The Wife had gone to bed her and I had snacked on some pretzels and mustard. Of course I'm sitting there on the couch looking at the bag of pretzels and the empty bowl the mustard had been in, and they are clearly mocking me. Daring me to have a teeny bit more. Well, I was going to be a good boy and not oversnack at night, so I ignored their mocking and kept watching Arrow (don't judge). A few minutes later I look down and there's a tiny little scorpion on the hem of my shorts crawling up. And I do mean tiny - the entire thing would have fit on my thumbnail. WHOA! That little bastard had obviously been crawling up my leg for a while and has made it up to my shorts. I suppose I should feel lucky that he didn't climb INSIDE my shorts. I would, but... So, of course I kill the little shit. I mean, HOW DARE HE CRAWL UP MY LEG AND FREAK ME OUT!?!?! I'm feeling lazy because of the aforementioned super kitedness, so instead of walking the 20 feet into the kitchen to toss the corpse in the trash I decided that the best place for his little body was in the bowl that had previously held mustard for our pretzels. Now, at this point I'm feeling both a little shaken and triumphant at the same time, so all of my pretzel resolve goes right out the window. It's time to snack on some pretzels. And mustard. Yup. I actually put some mustard in that bowl with the completely forgotten (already) scorpion corpse (did I mention I was really baked?) and started going to town. After about 3 minutes of troweling pretzels through mustard and shoving them in my gob I just sort of stop, mid chew, and look at the bowl. My eyes get wide. I pick it up. There is no mustard left. There is no scorpion corpse. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Within the next 5 minutes or so the back of my tongue started to feel rather painful and swollen. Are you shitting me? I stung MYSELF with a SCORPION. IN MY MOUTH. My first scorpion sting and I DID IT TO MYSELF. Fuck you, concentrates. Fuck you. True story.","I had to read the second sentence like 5 times because I didn't understand how the hit-television drama, The Wire, was going to bed... (4) Also you should watch that if you get sick of Arrow." +"No, actually this is how confession bears work. sadly this is very true",Holy Shit... that's taking it back to it's roots. +Urban mdr the assault rifle I feel the urban mdr in the division drop rate should increase in survival I don't feel like it's much a chance to receive it from rng maybe in an update a survival cache that drops from the hunters should have at least a higher chance to drop named items instead of people having to consume the time out of the whole day farming for named items like larae Barrett's chest peace and pharaoh's mask,I sure as heck would not mind if hunters had better chance to drop something very nice. +Does the Indianapolis flag scream white power to anybody else?,It's very...Germanic. +You could never have a team in any sport in the US called the All Blacks and not be considered racist.,"Their kit is all black so they're called the All Blacks, anyone who looks more into it than that probably wants it to be racist." +Poland ball can into space some day,"There was a headline earlier today saying that Poland and China were working together to build satellites, the comments section was nothing more than polandball jokes." +"i hope they are disappointed with their presents this year, i hope their mum gets them the game they want but on the wrong console.",I hope their moms find out and they get some community service instead of presents +What about Orre?,Not yet. +"I'm so sorry Op. I did this once to a Marvin the Android figurine, I was trying to impress a girl coming over by lighting candles, and poor Marvin's face melted right off. I told myself it was no big deal and that I'd get another one, but I never did and now he's gone.",RIP Marvin. +"Hillary Clinton's distasteful Gandhi joke, as Senator",The most hypocritical cunt in politics +Again. How is the federal reserve and fractional banking beneficial for society?,How do you get that question from me stating that Ron Paul is a quack for wanting to go back to the gold standard? +"this sub has 157,000 subscribers, which starts putting into a 'bigger subreddit territory'. For some reason, after a certain threshold is crossed, negativity and spiteful behaviour starts creeping in. In the default subs, it's rampant (and they are notorious for it). Smaller, niche subs are less likely to see this, in my experience. There are a great number of miserable people on reddit, and they are more likely to spite downvote, troll, etc. I really should start conducting experiments, or a study on reddit user behaviour. The subject fascinates me.","If you do, keep me updated it sounds pretty cool man" +"I hear ya. NZ is a great democracy. Massive down side is that our current Prime Minister is a complete idiot. I am, and as many others are, am embarrassed to have him as our leader.",As an Aussie I have to say what you guys call an idiot politician would be considered a fucking genius here. +Cant really see how either are terrible? They're successful companies.,There must be a big market for their services. +"probably, havent really paid attention to this before the current patch. but if you read up on the forming decisions in the wiki, it also says if member of the HRE but not elector, removes all land from the HRE.",i do remember they made emperor stay also to discontinue this exploit +Donald Trump has exposed the cult of toxic masculinity. There is no hope for the gentleman now,From the nation that brought us Sexist Air Conditioners mind you. +"This is correct, you can put them in salt water if you have nothing else",Bottled water works fine for one night. +No hire a gym hit a lawyer then delete facebook!,The only true solution is hire Facebook to delete a lawyer who took too long on the leg machine at the gym you hit. +Maybe even a sack,At least getting some penetration. +The fuck are brakes?,The last I heard of those mythical things were right before preseason week 1. +u accidentally put an r,Which one do I take out? +"Just so everyone knows, the o line is still ass and can't block running plays. I'm a huge Rawls believer but even Tom Cable (the o line coach) said that the line screwed up 7 out of 10 of the blocking assignments for running plays against the Bills. Rawls is still miles better than Michael though.",I thought Cable was saying that C-Mike misread 3 of the 4 run plays during the game..... +a woman with a faceful of semen is a beautiful celebration of fertility and sexuality kinkshaming is not allowed here,"Also, semen has great moisturizing properties, I guess?" +"He didn't break her skull, the ground did.","If you push someone for slapping you and they fall out the window behind them, let me know if the court will accept well it was gravity and the ground that killed him as a valid defense." +I let out a muted howl.,I guffawed. +I'd hit it.,You're quite a catch. +Why are you on Reddit right now instead of spending time with your family?,Cus league of legends is life +Runes should be cheaper/free. Runes should be possible to edit during champ select. You should be able to attach rune loadouts to champions/roles.,"if riot are being serious, they will give u the chance to buy ip with rp so ppl will spent irl $ for runes cus they expensive af" +"Also, you can do it with 0 votes if you establish a coup by recruiting Russian mercenaries and eliminating anyone who held any reasonable office within the country.",...AND you're on a list +When the banding for the SDS-Page you just ran is more indicative of proteolytic cleaving than purification.,I know enough of those words for it to sound bad. +"I kinda want her to move to California and start a podcast with Bill called Conversations, Kush, and the Clintons that's just them getting high and shit-talking Trump.",That's dumb +"Zotac are really good, and they are very good with customers too.",Some of their cards apparently tend to get kinda hot though. +Mine doesn't it's the gtx 1080 amp edition never overheats,Maybe it was just the mini versions. +Should we allow in-game photos?,I like the idea of a weekly sticky thread for photos. +Chillin,hUMAN this makes me so happy :D \*vibrates* +"Is there a pitching triple frown? Highest ERA, lowest wins, lowest K's (min 100 IP)",coming soon to a theater near you brother +If all of your exes sat together at a table and vented about you what would they all agree on?,That I cared more about a girlfriend than dating any of them specifically. +What's the plot of this stupid film? Time travel? Hitler teams up with Decepticons?,"I mean, king Arthur and merlin are in it too" +"Whatever hastens the rapture for many evangelicals is good. Their time on earth is just while they wait to go to heaven. Nevermind the rest of us, we don't matter.","So, they're playing the long game instead of the Allahu Akbar BOOM route." +Dean accused Trump of being on cocaine in the first debate. This reversal is hilarious. Trump is a lifelong teetotaler.,Reversal = caring deeply what Howard Dean tweeted +My coworker decided he wanted a standing desk,You guys work upside down on the ceiling? +"Damn, didn't know Paige had secret, supernatural Snowpiercer Adventures as a kid",That's Paige and Pat is Lucky the Leprechaun. +"That men are expected to be denser than bricks when it comes to emotional intelligence. No, they should not get a free pass when they hurt someone else's feelings, it's not that they didn't know any better, they just didn't give a shit and would rather shrug off the responsibility.","and they should also be allowed to have their feelings hurt, imo." +The NFL is basically watching millionaires beat the shit out of each other for ugly jewelry,You could make the same argument about the UFC +"Also, ass.",Also my eyes +What I want to know is what kind of chiller is that?????,"Saw that as well, My little 3 gallon brew's would be cooled down in 5 minutes or less." +Good flavor from a lower powered build.,I personally find I get better flavour from the high ohm builds with a 50/50 PG/VG juice +"Whatever you believe in, KarMA, God, Allah, pray because we need all the holy help we can get!",What about the giant space butterfly in the sky? +"so my geometry teacher roasted this kid today So there's this kid, let's call him Michael. Michael is the rudest little prick you'll ever meet, he constantly attacks and insults other people for tiny things that aren't a big deal and complains about anything and everything. He sits alone in the corner because he says he hates everyone in our class. Well today we are sitting, taking a quiz (ungraded though) to help us practice for the final. Michael calls over the teacher and angrily whines Mr Scott, you made a mistake on problem 4! None of the answers are correct Mr Scott says No Michael, one answer is correct. You seem to just *love* to point out others mistakes, don't you? At this point the class is silent and everyone is looking at Michael and Mr Scott. Michael says Yeah Mr Scott, I do like pointing out other people's mistakes (dead serious too) Mr Scott says Michael, that's probably why you sit alone seeing a kid like Michael be put in his place by the teacher was pretty hilarious. what's the most savage thing a teacher of yours has done?",I hate geometry +Yours username contradict your intention there,It's a sad life being a doomsday device. +Safe Combination Did anyone get the first safe combination in the first city yet in dishonored 2? its in the vice overseer's office?? i been sitting here for an hour trying figure it out lol,"I literally guessed 451, because that's the combo for the first safe in Dishonored 1 and it worked" +"Nah, that breaks the whole only stupid white people vote republican narrative.",College educated does not equal not stupid. +Russia & China reveal their alternative to Airbus & Boeing,"Oh yeah, people will be lining up for civilian flights in the airplane version of the Lada." +Poll: Americans want Trump to first focus on healthcare,But isn't Obamacare great? +"Let's get the hype train going! Post your bold predictions for Worlds Post your boldest, wildest or dankest predictions for Worlds! Place a bet on them if you want (eat a sock, shave your head, whatever). I'll start: We'll see 4 different regions in the semis this year.",Some random ass forgotten champ will be played once or twice in the first week then the next week it will be pick or ban +I thought they found the Higgs in the LHC and that validated the dark stuff theories?,"I am no expert, but the higgs boson is not a candidate for dark matter." +Get married they say. Have kids they say. Nope. Not even once.,"Man up they say, settle down they say, we live in a patriarchy they say..." +"Same I was hoping to play 10 hours and maybe buy it, now I'll probably wait until it goes to the vault",Redbox it? +It'll be interesting to see the fan base when Belichick retires.,Those of us who have been around for 40 plus years already know. +At this one only women can initiate. Which I think makes it feel much less creepy.,So did you see any guys being left out? +She was trans. There is nothing within her trans experience that wasn't within the accepted storylines of trans,The gender clinic work experience is very interesting +"They can't and that's the issue. I mean I guess they could be heavily modified to, but that's a lot of work",Yeah that's what I thought. +I've created an Xplane 11 Subreddit!,I really don't think it's necessary honestly. +"You're not wrong. Sorry if I sounded like a douche, I completely did. Tired and sick, but still no excuse.",It's alright bro you were just trying to share you experiences. +Can you take a look at the title of the post once more please? Also it doesn't exactly HURT the killer if the survivors gets points for them disconnecting...?,Leaves can also refer to a dc. +"Why did Scott bother hiding the Bonnie Puppet from us until release? Personally I think it's a coincidence. But for all the teasers (and trailer) until release, the bonnie puppet was always in the shadows, its appearance not shown fully. But as we've all played the game, we've seen that it doesn't have any significance to the story, and it's appearance *certainly* didn't mean anything. What do you guys think?",because he wanted all of our fanart to be incorrect +It's amazing how many times this screenshot can be posted and people will be interested.,"This, people on this subreddit are just giving them free advertisement" +wasnt there a GTA once without Simon or Lewis? Sjin was the one welcoming everyone watching,I have very vague memories of it but no link unfortunately. +"Kendrick Lamar - Kendrick Lamar Duckworth ScHoolboy Q - Quincy Matthew Hanley Ab-Soul - Herbert Anthony Stevens IV Jay Rock - Johnny Reed McKinzie, Jr.",Hebert Anthony Stevens is actually a cool name. +THIS POST IS BEING BRIGADED!! HIDDEN WEB PAGE SHOWING ELECTION RESULTS & A CROOKED HILLARY WIN!!!,The numbers don't add up... +Hubble's First Picture of the Entire Bubble Nebula,That's more like photoshopped. +You are homosexual?,I am bisexual. +"In the time it takes Kanan to run at them, Harry could easily cast *protego maxima* and they wouldn't have a chance of getting through the shield.","Of course, after all, Harry would definitely beat a bloodlusted Sidious" +"It's not free on console as far as I know, and now that support has stopped, I don't think it ever will be.","Well that's disappointing and a really bad decision on 2K's part, I would have definitely given it a shot if it was on Xbox." +UN's Ban: Netanyahu ethnic cleansing remarks 'outrageous',Is there a difference between hating a country and its people for what they have done versus what they are? +"Hackerman demonstrates how to hack common household objects back or forward in time, (2000).",Best video I've seen in the last 5 minutes! +Yeah...pretty sure you will be able to find a way to pirate it if you can't wait or pay.,"Or wait until someone else pirates it and puts it on youtube, and then you give that person some of that sweet sweet ad revenue" +No. I'm sure you can google it on your own. I want as little as possible to do with that video.,Fuck you and your google it response Just move on and leave him alone if you're not gunna give him a source he's lookin for discussion +7-Eleven: Covert video captures worker being forced to pay back wage in cash,"With ATO bosses able to one strike employees, will this happen in the public service?" +"It's guaranteed. So many people would rather live inside a train, than commute from Tracy.","To be fair, 580/680/880 sucks between 6 and 9 & 3 and 7." +"Trump Team Asking for Energy Department Staff Who Worked on Climate Change, Document Shows",All of them? +"MEN of Reddit, what goes through your mind when a woman makes the first move?",Oh thank god +First Snow,Of all the vehicles the one with the truck with massive tires ends up in the ditch LOL +"the nice thing about these VBIED's is when they explode, you can stop shooting.","And also the nice this is every time one of them goes they take out a member of isis, in this case all he took with him was himself" +Smith really worries me. He went from 60+TD and 90+TD weeks to 20 yards against the Bengals this season. Someone convince me otherwise.,No +"If any of the 43 American presidents or members of their cabinet were FE characters, what class would they be? I have a few ideas for presidents in mind. George Washington would be a broken prepromote Swordsmaster along the lines of Ryoma, Andrew Jackson would be a paladin, and I guess Harry Truman as a merchant since he used to be a bank clerk. As for cabinet members, Benjamin Franklin would be a sage, and maybe James G. Blaine would be a Rogue, idk.",Bruh barack is the 44th +How sick do you have to be in before you go to the doctors?,When it requires extraction from the body in ways that are unnatural. +Blink 182 on the PA I like it,That new album is pretty sick +Na I think its that apple devices are so self important that they put that at the end for you. It may also just be an automated or user thing so you don't expect a fully fleshed you desktop email.,"I know Apple devices put that in for you, I was just making a joke" +The tested hardware in the video has lower specs than the GPD WIN. I have never come across a piece of hardware with higher specs than another that performs worse. I am referring to intel x86 hardware of course.,It could have really bad thermal throttling though +"Do you know who founded Alexandria, Alexander the Great!",That's true. +Trump accuser story proceeded with careful vetting,"Unlike trump, who's idea of extreme vetting is getting waterboarded in putin's vodka and kfc gravy." +Like what?,Idk +"Yup, looks pretty bad.",thanks +Like Thinkmoreboutit said and the fact that Canadian scientist performed circumcisions on babies while giving them a mri and it showed how it permanently altered their brain wave patterns. Though the government told them they had to destroy their results... Would be nice if other scientists performed the same study or if the Weed man government ran it again,My brain studies show I like a clean looking cock to fuck pussy with while having no ill effects. +A Russian ghost alien alien ghost,In Sovjet Russia ghost aliens you +Lakeview all the way!,Always surprised to find people who know Lakeview exists +while that may be accurate(i dont really know) the fact that her things get out and then she doubles down and never takes responsibility for the shit she does is bad,I think that's a natural defensiveness after 30 years of right-wing conspiracy theories and lies trying to smear her since she was first lady. +"This is fucked up. really, really fucked up. i hope someone ripped this man's ass in jail and let it rot very slowly.",I'd say drown the fucker in a bukakke bath from his fellow inmates. +HAWK IN OZ Aussie Hawks fan excited by great start to the season - how much should I expect form this team this year?,The championship +There's something you don't see that often...,"Seriously though, props to the Grizzlies tonight, we all know this Warriors team is great, but the Grizzlies outplayed them start to finish" +Unicorn fade banshee glitches at gsquared! Online now and its the last black Friday drop. I've spent way too much and can't pick one up but I figured I'd let others know.,And.... gone +Curious to as why cali is only 7% and Arizona is a whopping 116%,No we had already slammed up earlier than everyone else. +"Which Talents do you think will become Quest Talents? A lot of old talents now became Quest talents, such as Convection, Incendiary Elixir and so on. Which talents do you think are next on the list? Here are some of my choices Li Li: Surging Winds (Hit X number of Heroes and get permanent Ability Power) Nazeebo: Death Ritual (Kill 100 minions and get bonus HP and Mana) Malfurion: Harmony (Hit 50 Heroes with Moonfire and get reduced cooldown on Regrowth)",all of them will be at some point with the way blizzard is going +Obama Calls for State Approved Media & Internet Filtering,"God damn that's frightening but, not at all unexpected." +80 ans de Radio-Canada,80 ans avec mes taxes +"Humanity, please explain.",Subspecies. +I didn't know that was a thing. TIL,"I have no life, I am an encyclopedia of all this silly internet shit." +"That was some year, wasnt it. Can anyone explain to me why he failed the way he did in the end?",Great supporting cast and a new offense people hadn't figured out yet +NORMALIZE NOSE PICKING,"As long as you aren't wiping it somewhere you shouldn't or eating it, it's fine by my." +"You are in a tough spot right now, and it won't be much easier going forward unfortunately. Since you don't want divorce, I'll give you some advice on working through things. Get your priorities in line first. 1. She needs to recover enough first. Tell her that is your priority too and help her back to a functioning level without talking about the affair yet. 2. You need more information before you confront her again. She is denying. Best case she is being framed, worst case she is lying to your face. Talk to the wife that messaged you, and ask how she and her husband are moving forward or if they are separating. Best case here is if they want to move forward too then she can't continue with him. If you are suspicios of the story she tells you then doublecheck it with the husband or other colleagues. 3. Confront her again, tell her you love her and want to work through this but can't if she won't be honest about what happened. Ask her what she needs to be able to tell her story. Very often a cheating partner will flat out deny the affair because they fear hurting their partner more by admitting or they justify denying since there was no physical sex and it was just emotional cheating or there was no emotional cheating and the sex was just physical. The goal here is to get her to talk about it. 4. Now is a good time to get her to go into therapy with you, you need a third party to help rebuild the marriage. You need to understand what drove her there in the first place and she needs to face the damage she did. Together you need to rediscover each others' needs and work together to have a fulfilling marriage. If she keeps denying you'll have to listen to the divorce advice in this thread. If you stay with her you'll never be able to trust her and she'll not respect you. Best wishes to you both.",Beta +Says FACTS,Like the fact that the sun sets and can only be explained by a ball Earth? +TIL that Jet Fuel can weaken the structural Integrity of Steel,Doesn't have quite the same ring to it. +"Jim's just hoping that if he butters up the devs, they'll add Boglin DLC. He is, after all, the Number 1 Boglin Boy.",Not anymore... Wesker is the no.1 Boglin Boi now +"As i explained in that propagandist post, it was only 3 guys that were going to get punished if their city was not lowering their emissions. They cheated not to be punished. it was the government enforcing the rules (that lead to this record breaking emission reduction) that made them cheat and they got caught, what the fuck else do you need? What do WE do to curb pollution?",I take my recycling to the recycling center in my Hummer H2. +PSA: JPM's Penske gear is ridiculously marked down. ($2 for most items.),The 1/64 are great for customs for Ed Carpenters and Sebastian Bourdais cars. +Darrell Wallace JR probably. Him and Blaney are bffs,"It is not him, it's in the lower 2 series." +Pat Sajak and Travis Zajac,I honestly thought it was spelled the same way. +# I WAS TELLING MOZ # NO ONE CAN TAKE CARE OF HIM # YOU'RE WELCOME TO STAY,#BUT I LOVE MOZMOZ #I DEMAND THAT HE MUST STAY #OTHERWISE I'LL LEAVE +MFW I don't understand the language but I think the letters look cool.,I want this shirt in Chinese +"The idea is AH makes it easier to stall. Matching orb provides very little boost I think around 2.5% per level. Level 1 require 5, level 2 require 10 and Level 3 20. Usually it's quite easy to get lvl 1 or lvl2 without much effort and still get a decent boost. Also on harder content people usually bring orb controller anyways I know I do. So AH is more beneficial overall than trying hard to get lvl 3 orb.",This +Sorry. I guess you shouldn't have played with fire. Now they have a tight rope to walk and eventually refusing to govern is going to turn off the sane voters and they'll leave of their own volition. Probably end up tearing the dems in half though.,"Which might not be a bad thing, the democrats splitting along the Progressive/Moderate divide would be better than single party rule." +eriksson can't buy a goal...... :/,"He didn't get paid his contract yet, think" +Hes not being shitty. The dude's breaking the NDA.,Since when is it up to us to enforce that lmao +loooower...,woah there... +Nice :). Did you know about being able to hit stones with a shovel? Did I miss the tutorial for it?,"Yeah, I believe you must have missed that day in class ;)" +"Yeah I don't tend to run with my QB, unless it's a last resort option",If like to mix in a read option every now and then Derek Carr is your dude +"This time, he tried to buy a car saying he was a doctor. Somebody at the dealership recognized him and that was all for him.",He was actually arrested for stealing the identity and putting down a family member as a signer on the loan without her knowledge. +Cards inactives vs Patriots,"No Stepfan is interesting, is he nursing an injury?" +He has something to do with it. He cause a lot of hatred and controversy.,Kasalanan nya din kung bakit bagsak ng bagsak ang stock market no? +Awesome thanksgiving gift from Com2us,gz best bomber in the game. +"Ah, i guess one other non related question Is gut's right eye actually blind? or can he just not open it, i thought i heard it got crushed but i was just wondering if that meant the eye itself or just the bone aruond the eye or something",Pretty hard to see out of an eye that had a talon pierced through it. +I get the vibe Lou Will was motivated playing us. Just a crazy guess.,he always plays like this +When is exhaust going to get nerfed? It's too strong,"0 context nor any explanations, shitpost" +Can we do something about Tripwire? Ion effectively has one less ability than all other titans.,Thought we were talking about the developer for a second there +What's your best approximation of Benedict Cumberbatch's name in such a way that doesn't make sense but everyone still knows who you're talking about?,Blorkadork Cooperscootch +The Long Hello,And the quick goodbye to Canada +WATCH: Fil-Am Russell of Cubs hits grand slam in Game 6.,Peenoise Fried! +"Knowing nothing about Brentwood or MO tbh, I googled Brentwood, MO. First picture I saw was Promenade. Ghettos don't have promenades. Then I looked up the 2010 census... Holy whiteout in Brentwood, MO.","It's the white ghetto, obviously" +An American University history professor who has accurately predicted three decades of US presidential races says Donald Trump will win the US election,Protip: anyone who claims to have predicted the 2000 election is full of shit. +I always pronounced it like bar (obviously with a w) but I worked an internship with a bunch of baseball nerds this summer and they all pronounced it like the regular word.,GIF or jiff? +"Oh hello there, sis. I see someone's horny again. That was a lot of fun last night.",Source? +"Awww, I miss watching David Lee play basketball","Lee Ross did a great job in EastEnders, too." +So when are you having kids?,"as soon as I can get a late-term abortion, in case I get tired of them after a few years." +"I work in a video game shop. As much as it saddens me to say this, I haven't sold a single copy of the game in an entire week. This game seems to suffer from the old don't buy it it'll be dead in a week cycle","Not on pc, seems to be booming!" +"Your team is also from Alabama, numbnuts.","na-ah, Auburn is in Georgia." +"2 noobs looking for some guidance. Hello! Me and my brother bought this game yesterday, mostly to have another game to play from time to time when we get fed up with Rust. But damn, just playing for the two hours that we did made me realize this game is actually much more fun that I dared to hope. I mean, we got our asses handed to us over and over and over again, but it was still very fun. There is some serious potential here. Now on to what I/we need help with. Since I'm a natural born support and my brother always love to wreck face I was thinking if there is a good, and more importantly, easy duo for us to start off with. And if you could give us some pointers how to go about playing that duo. Also, is a support always even needed? Shit, I know exactly nothing about this game right now except that it was fun. Whatever tips you guys have up your sleeve to give noobs like us, please share them so we might actually win atleast one game today :)",Just play Peral/Ashka until your mechanics are sound +Where do you find Rubik's Cubes for $30? They're usually around $10...,The 4x4x4 and 5x5x5 are usually $30 and up +How could a 5-ounce bird possibly carry a 1-ounce coconut?,"Perhaps, if it were to grip it by the husk..." +Amethyst was poofed in Crack the Whip That heavily implies Pearl and Garnet will also be poofed a second time. I'm scared...,"They did mention Amethyst poofs more frequently than the others, so I wouldn't be too worried." +Joe Ingles with the steal and long-range assist while sitting on the floor.,Jingles = God +Start with broward county Florida and Los Angeles,Let's do the whole fucking country. +"Indian brahs, need your help Chattin it up with this indian qt chick today -Laid down the moves -Asked her name -She replies with thick accent, that I cant understand -stunned -took out my right earbud and repeated what I thought she said -she was smiling hard, replied yeah! i know for a fact I didnt say it right, but she was super into me whats he name? sounded like BOB-LEEN/BOV-LIN, when she said it. bhavlin? is that even an indian name? I wanna get it down for when I ask her out.",Could be saying Bhai-Behen as well +May pro-China ba dito? I'm against Duterte's war on drugs but do you think him leaning on China over US could be more beneficial to us?,"The tuhaos are the worst, the most blatant conspicuous consumers I ever seen." +Why do you need a reason why she wasn't in 4? She just wasn't.,She was a part of the crew and I was bummed that her and Cutter didn't even show up +"Look, here is the real truth: **Globalism is good for shittier countries than ours.** This is just a fact. When a deal like NAFTA occurs (a good, isolated example of globalism), it is helping countries like Mexico more than us. There are a lot of economic reasons for this, such as wages and more lax regulations which lead to American companies leaving. True globalism = sacrificing sovereignty. Our corrupt leaders are okay with this because they get more power (power over other countries). Why do you think BOTH Republicans and Democrats at the top (Obama, Hillary, Paul Ryan) like it so much?",I know I'm preaching to the choir here but basically the answer to your question is slavery. +"subpar ....I'd call it bottom of the barrel, trash heap OL",I stand corrected. +Philippines' Rodrigo Duterte: I regret calling Obama that name,He apolgized after he realized the US might not give the Phillipines any more money and leave their military base.... which ain't such a bad idea afterall. +"I liked the sincerity in it too, you could tell Trump was conveying to Kanye hang in there bud, nice to see ya",I think he said Stay Strong Although I am not a lip reader +totally ! playstyle and looks!,Wait how have you never heard of kennen? +Fun fact: The VUE Redline had a Honda motor.,"I don't know what you're talking about, it wasn't a Honda motor, it was a GM L66 motor!" +"the secondary account as I have said many times is 100% different than my main, and is not linked to my main at all, I used a different email, different device and different IP than my main, I am not denying the fact I created a bot account, but I dont see how using an IV calculator on an account that was never used for botting or spoofing in anyway deserves a permanent ban instead of a temporary ban or at least a warning if used again will result in immediate termination.","Alting is banned, idiot" +Would definitely love to see a Giroud cameo. Even if he's subbed on at the last 20 mins. Would be great to see how he links up with Lucas.,It will probably be Lucas coming off for Giroud +2016 World Series Game 7 MLB Mega Thread,This is seriously the most fun I have had watching a game in a long time and I'm not a fan of either team. +And lonely.,"Is your username for SMITE, or do you just really like AI's?" +"Getting first in Spring Split, second at MSI, and not tied for last at worlds, this was a better season than season 5.",And also creating the ranged support meta which KR later adapt to it. +"My son was a Make-a-Wish kid a few years ago while he was battling cancer. He wanted to meet Travis Pastrana. We went down to Arizona to watch him race NASCAR and hang out with him for awhile. He was almost a little uncomfortable being the center of attention but so, so nice. My son was 8 at the time and kind of clammed up when Travis showed up. He talked dirtbikes with my son and showed us around his NASCAR trailer. He made a point to kind of get on my son's level so-to-speak and soon they were talking dirtbikes, Nitro Circus, and kind of joking around. My wife and I were very grateful that he did that for our son.","He's kind of annoying like he's still 13 years old, but I always imagined he was a super cool dude." +Mystery solved. Ty.,You mean Th +Thought he was a Yankee fan? Wasn't there some controversy because he wore Yankee gear to an Indians-Yankee playoff game?,he's been known to go to new teams when the going gets though +granted it's very late at night but this is the funniest thing i've seen all night for some reason,you mean you didn't read about how the Cleveland Indians bl..... +Apple of the Pine.,The greatest of the followers of the Pine +Didn't he say about five years back that Clinton would make a good President?,"It was around 2008, but yes, he did." +Duramax fun. (Bad quality picture),Nice lift kit mate +Yea let's trade a first for a 31 year old while we're rebuilding. Genius move.,There's a difference between rebuilding and not winning games +Is there any counter to Fury Swipes? Is it pure damage? Will blademail works against it?,Just buy Blade mail and be tanky. +"CA is central america? We dont have WS or GotG, but we do have Iron man 1-3, Captain America 1, thor 1.","My bad, CA is Canada." +"First you need to accept that whatever conclusions you've made about yourself are from the past. And your past does not represent who you are right now. So right now, there is nothing you can do about things that have already happened. The only action you can take is not to conclude anything about yourself but to decide who you are, what are your principles and values and stay true to those. From that, every moment is a new moment to create a new possibility for yourself. Don't tell yourself you don't have the drive, because that is the first mistake. In the past you did not have the drive, but who cares, it's in the past, no control over it. Ask yourself what you want to be and live into that, live into your future and don't let your past determine that.",Tldr? +"I've watched every game because I enjoy good baseball. If the Cubs win, meh, if the Indians win, meh. I just want this thing to go into extra innings and eventually the Cubs fall. The only reason I want that is because work would be insufferable tomorrow if they won.",You've got half the wish down! +SJWs in a nutshell,It's weird how little people actually care about women if the are not being hurt by white men. +Tier for tier the T29 and IS-3 are the best tanks in their class.,Ok +That's fair. Distract MM with a tank then use 3 minions to kill MM?,I agree it is counterable on offense like 3 minions but it is uncounterable on defense. +"I think viewing graveyard as a spell at all is a mistake. It seems to fundamentally fill a support troop role, so you shouldn't swap your lightning or fire ball with it, but your barbarian or something like that.",I thought everyone knew that it's not meant to replace any other spells lmao other than goblin barrel +"Back online for me, but anyways, the outage is only for google and I have been told that OpenDNS doesnt work with Google because Google relies on Dyn for some reason.",Whoever told you that needs to save up for a brain +No they are not.,Proof? +She put a child in serious danger. She blindly and deliberately drove towards him in an idiotic fit of rage. You expect me to have empathy for her? Hahaha pathetic.,How about the theoretical dump truck driver that would have her death on his conscience? +The US is in need of a good purge.,That is a sure fire way for it to end up right wing. +Nah.,Yus [](/ponklay) +But it's DIFFERENT When We Do It!,"I love that democrats were so worried about what Trump supporters would do if he lost, and here they are doing exactly what they would have condemned if they were on the winning side." +2016 World Series Game 7 MLB Mega Thread,GO CUBBIES GO +"SHE IS ONLY CLEARED OF THE EMAILS. THE FOUNDATION IS THE GOAL, TRUMP KNOWS IT. STOP WITH THIS DOWNER SHIT",Yes totally correct but 90% of dems probably don't even know there is a CF investigation. +"They could use Jared Dudley. I'm not sure whether we're planning on keeping him for the young guys or moving him to a competitor at the deadline, but his minutes have started to drop despite career high efficiency so I think he's available.",Jared dudleys contract is too cancerous +They are redistribution. Redistributional safety nets are to socialism what having a police force is to fascism. They are no more a defense of socialism than the necessity of police officers is a defense of fascism.,"I'm not saying we need to go full socialism though, just adopt a few things from it." +Scott is shitting his pants that he told us to nominate him LOL,I kinda low key want to nominate him just because... but I know it'll probably be Monte or Morgan. +"Anyone else prefer subtle/minor mods yo grandiose/gamechanging ones? So after months I finally caved and started modding. At first I swore it off because I wanted to enjoy Fallout the way it was meant to be played. Then I happened upon a very subtle mod that added something to the game that I've been wanting since Fallout 3: backpacks with holsters. Ok, this is the only one. I said to myself. My game experience instantly became more immersive because of that silly little backpack. Oh look, realistic k9 dog armor for dogmeat? Ok well I *have* to get that. Wow more beard options- this one has my beard! *downloads* Then finally, the subtle tactical weapons mod that adds L4D flashlights to your weapons. I'm never been so immersed in this game series before, even as a die hard fanboi. Im on survival mode running around with a backpack that holds my weapons, looking around with a flashlight mounted shotgun, with my best german shepherd buddy wearing an adorable camp k9 vest. I should've started modding earlier. They don't make the game weird the way I thought they would- they add touches that Bethesda didn't get around to do themselves.","I'm on PS4, what are mods?" +You seem to know a bit too much about this,Don't all teens experiment? +*Heavy breathing*,My only defense is that there was heavy breathing involved during the breeding process +"Or as I like to call it, Chicki-Chicki Parm-Parm",Chicki chikci pep-parm! +"Nuggets tomorrow I'd love to pull a win on these guys. They're a very physical, tough team and I'm going to pay attention to our game plan. I wonder what changes will be made?",Yes +"AirPods now available to buy from Apple Online Store, delivers by December 22",Can't justify purchasing these until Apple fixes the bluetooth issues plaguing the GSM 7/7 Plus +I just realized that all hands hold black pencils. You can't draw blue+green Earth with black pencils.,I think it's interesting that they all hold a pencil the same way +A guy with almost 100k karma gets his post to stay up. Imagine that.,when you're a karma whore they just let you do it +"Ignore that guy, look up each states transportation laws. Hate to find out possessing a 30rd is a felony like in DC",If his stuff is legal in Southern California then it's probably legal in Reno. +A lot of news reporting seems to be written with why let facts get in the way of a good story in mind,What's interesting is what sells. +Happy 7 year anniversary of beating the Titans 59-0.,Holy shit it was snowing that bad in October? +The dart missed and fell in the toilet,this is so good +"Hollow point ammunition is not typically used for firearms training. The whole purpose of a hollow point round is to expand on impact in order to create a large wound channel and fuck up as much organic matter as possible while simultaneously draining the largest possible volume of blood from the recipient. They also have less potential to over-penetrate, thus transferring the greatest amount of kinetic energy to the target while simultaneously reducing the risk of collateral damage. All of this is pointless when training because paper is already dead and nobody gives a damn about wound cavities when you're shooting at a paper silhouette, plus hollow point rounds tend to cost about 2-3x as much as regular target ammunition. So either the DHS is using the expensive stuff for training purposes which makes very little sense financially or otherwise, or they're lying.",Motherfuckers +TJ Ward: I just don't like the Raiders,"Neither do I, TJ" +"Win or lose tonight, keep this in mind","Nope, no win :(" +Raw Footage of Disney Stars Doing Wand Shoots,Jake Thomas is a redditor I don't remember his username though +"This post lead me to doubt whether you took you meds today. Hillary has not hired fake protesters and accusers. What kind of nutso world are you living in? No, do not link me to the O'Keefe video that you probably think backs you up...I just can't handle the insanity.",Dude you're not even real everyone knows Hillary supporters are a MSM invention. +"He did say after visiting LPL from an event. Lots of chinese fans gave him gifts and stuff that made him want to play there. When he lost his phone, he even got a new Iphone from them probably chinese organizers or something idk treating Faker well. I doubt it's gonna happen. He's probably paid well enough but still not comparable to the korean players in LPL.",Inb4 China destroys Faker just like every other Koreans that went. +pessimists say the cup is half full,"As an engineer, which half of the cup is full?" +Number one seed upvote party.,ALL ABOOOOOOOOAAAARRRD +One a week over the **ten weeks** before the election.,its not one document a week.. its thousands of documents at a time. +8 Most Damning Takeaways from 'October Surprise' Email Hack from WikiLeaks,so far.. +Trump says Hillary Clinton is too tough on Putin,considering she wants to play chicken with russia over a no fly zone in Syria.. Trump is correct.. this time. +This almost erotic. ^^^Don't ^^^judge ^^^me.,+1 ...clickbait. +TIL I want to buy a gun.,"Hurry, you may only have 5 days left to do it." +"Pool tables are really difficult to move because the slate bed needs delicate maneuvering and is very heavy. It also needs to be properly leveled. Professional pool table movers exist for the moving of pool tables for long term moves since special expertise is required. Now, in NYC you can pretty much have anything delivered, but based on my tiny knowledge of pool table moving this sounds extremely expensive. If you have the budget for it, power to you, otherwise look into ping pong, foosball, other arcade games, etc.",Can't he rent one without a slate? +better than being a young mans cum dump like you,Don't knock it till you try it. +"Waited four weeks for new tires, then came home to this.",It looks like they were trying to steal your kickstand. +it will sent out a VEERY STRONG redstone signal if it detects masturbation.,"Yeah, but it's only a 2 minute signal." +So... you think that renewable energy can't make a flag or a cellphone? lol,You've got some way to make polyester out of photons? +So criticism is wrong then? Ok,"Criticism is fine, but complaining because you're not good at a game isn't criticism." +I'm curious what he'll say about the wall. It's his thing. It's what he's known for. What happens to his supporters if there's no wall?,"He didn't need a defense, his supporters will say that Obama couldn't close Gitmo." +That ocelot stare.,Aww-celot +Oh my god!!!! So much of what you said resonates with me! I hate his occasional interjections with OOOHHHHH LAWDY~~~~ just terrible.,Honestly - that one makes me cringe.. +The number of people who would like to abolish Daylight Saving Time astounds me. Makes me wonder if the really understand the implications.,It would really mess with playing afternoon golf in the summer. +it has? Oh I'll just make a new one. Thanks for telling us.,Alright made it so the link doesn't expire. +I was asked the purpose of the frying pan button,Obviously the search key... +"My friend ditched me. Can I hang out with you guys? My friend ditched me to go drink with some of his other friends. It's not that big of a deal, but I need to kill a few hours because my girlfriend is hosting some pure romance party thing. Ask me questions and talk to me while I walk around town?","So they made you go into town, only to ditch you?" +"I'd rather some lazy idiots grab a coke rather than carry a refillable bottle get diabetes than have huge (awful) companies drain our water for nothing. Not to mention all the waste that comes from bottled water...wouldn't be as bad if everyone actually recycled, but they don't and even if they do, still not as good as using a cup or water bottle. They are a shit company that screws people over all around the world and they are getting one of our most precious resources for pennies, it should be illegal.","Well, I have news for you: If anything making that coke takes *more* water than the bottled water, not less, as there's more additional processing steps, most of which require water in one way or another." +All yall niggas trippin. If Caitlyn had a booty it'd be over for all them hoes.,Sometimes I feel like Caitlyn Jenner - Young Ugly God +Does food spawn at beaches now? Found food and barrels by lighthouse.,Cave behind you? +Why? All your plants are at full health and will survive the round so what's the point???,Retriggering special when played abilities. +"It's stolen, 100%.",All the more reason to drive like an asshat and draw as much attention as possible. +"So there's a chance that 5 foreign nations, or more, could blackmail Crooked Hillary if she becomes president? Who is voting for her thinks that is OK?","I wonder if Iran was one of those 5, given the sweet deal they got" +"If we're to believe Steven, it isn't anyone in his family, obviously excluding BoD. Of course it's possible as others have said that they are simply trying to lull the guilty party into a false sense of security. It always comes back to motive for me. I don't know of any possible motives BoD could've had (including your sexual speculation) that would cause him to commit murder. Seems far fetched to me personally...there's a lot of other potential perps I would put in front of BoD.","EA, for instance?" +So it'll effect the majority of you for short waves at a time? Increasing your immunity to it's name? neat,I'm really hoping that was sarcasm. +You could win awards for how bad a personality you are for recording your own mediocre experiences.,You could win an award for biggest asshole troll on this sub. +"it means one without a soul so, a little worse than gringo",It means no breath. +New official twitter icon - Yura kai ni teaser (i.redd.it),Woah this is unexpected. +**Game of the Year**,Oxenfree Lichspeer Tharsis +By the way the pen pressure on my intuos is pretty fucked and i have no idea why it is.,you have to use a program that supports pen pressure like photoshop or paint tool sai +Would r/CrusaderKings be interested in my Roman Empire horde mod? This was one of the results of the AI-only observer games I've been running starting from 1066,Who is that in the south of France? +Affordable? GTAO? You kidding? That'll be 12 hours of grinding or $30,"well, slightly more affordable anyhow" +Hardcore Henry,That was a good one +Electricity Prices Across Europe- Denmark has the most expensive electricity for consumers followed closely by Germany.,"Don't worry, they're closing down the nuclear power plants, so I'm sure our prices will come right down" +99 Ways to ruin an open source project,remember to git commit and push every time you leave your house +I don't get it. What's the joke? Is this a man?,Trans actoress Laverne Cocks lol +Do you Like and hate Undertail. I'm curious for people that fap to Undertail porn.,yes i need the fish and lizard and cat ^and ^some ^goat ^mother ^^^sometimes ^^^muffet ^^^^^and ^^^^^maybe ^^^^^futa ^^^^^undertail +What are the best 'mind fuck' films to watch?,Cabin in the Woods maybe? +No school would ever do something like that in the States.,Because the US is the leading country in the world when it comes to thinking reasonably... +"I wonder if he would like to say that to the victims of human trafficking? What kind of harm does that do, is investigating human trafficking a sin? Is it like eating shit if you are a victim of sexual child abuse? Is he referring to the fake news the mainstream media pushed in regards to WMD's in Iraq? Pedo Podesta, worth defending? That just makes the Vatican look guilty of pedo cover up, and isn't that what he said he would investigate and have no tolerance for? Didn't he apologise to the victims? How sincere is his apology if he has no respect for a crowd sourced investigation of facts. That is what must be scaring them so much. The ability to come together and work united investigationaly to uncover the truth. If they have nothing to hide why try so hard to stop the facts from being presented?","People know they have something to hide, they do this because to them this is just routine hush money... they won't change." +We're working on a fix.,ya fired +"Harmonix has a nice 3d drawing section called the easel, it's peanuts compared to Quill. Also look into Dream","Harmonix is cool, but I'd love a cleaner and more dedicated tool" +I had to read that headline 3 times before giving up and heading to the comments to see what he meant by that.,"On this subreddit, skipping to the comments instead of reading the articles is surely the way to get the most accurate information." +"Userdata image affects the partitioning of the phone. Software says 16gb, I want to know what my hardware is.",same?... +Steve Bosse was a hockey player before becoming an mma fighter.,*Hockey Fighter +"How does it work then? Kya sochke bachha paide kiye. Sochhe ki government, khush hoga, sabaashi dega?","dude, they don't think about these matters!" +What is Hitler's favorite type of food? Not Seafood,Only works for american accents and others which sound similar +"I can't open the article to see what exactly it can do, but is it any better than just buying a second PC for your other room?",My funds are too limited to justify that expense. +"Similarities between Muslims and Christians: One true God, omniscient, omnibenevolent, omnipotent. Claim that the religion is historically true, verifiable. One holy book which must be read literally or with tradition attached, hence obsession with correct interpretation, and with heresy. Afterlife with hell, heaven based on belief and/or works, depending on tradition, except that Muslim heaven's got sex. Last Judgment More or less the same angels and demons; both accept Satan as the big bad. Both accept the Torah, complete with Adam, Eve, apple, Noah, Flood, Moses, with Abraham as the founder. One difference is that in Islam, there's no original sin, which passes parent to child. Both believe in the virgin birth, though Islam believes Jesus is a prophet, not god. Multiple times a day for prayer: 5 times for Muslims, 7 for Christians Long periods of fasting: Lent for Christians, Ramadan for Muslims One holy day of the week for prayer: Friday for Muslims, Sunday for Christians, but for Islam it's not a day of rest. Women are inferior in both, though both will scream bloody murder if you bring that up. Convenient excuse: In both, they respect women oh, so much! And women=men as spiritual creatures. Gays are damned in both.",And they both believe the other are hateful heathens out to destroy them and damned to burn in hell forever. +"I Changed Men to Black People in an Everyday Feminism Post, And Here's What Happened. It's unfair to feminist misandrists to decontextualize their hatred. It should be enjoyed in its original form.",It reads very much like the rantings of Hitler. +If we want the economy to get better buying power has to move back to the working class. And this would mean passing legislation to lower college costs and raising the minimum wage to a livable one. The reason the economy is so shit is because a large percentage of people in this country don't have value in this economic climate. Doing these two things would fix that. And the transition from a minimum wage to UBI would then be the next step.,"As much as I think the prices of education are ridiculous and the min wages are low in he U.S, simply raising minimum wage does not increase the value of labour." +The Game of Roy,A skilled Roy can beat any fox +"What a lovely bus driver, I wish there were bus drivers like him where I live.",Those cunts at Arriva (Bus Service) in UK would've put their foot down and held their middle finger out whilst watching you in their mirror! +Maar wie zwijgen lopen de kans niets te krijgen!,"Shit, een Nederlandse-zegswijze-paradox.... Hier gaan we niet uit komen ben ik bang." +# People who blame game mechanics instead of their missing attention. Acceptable or unacceptable?,*Pew pew* +Phantom 4 Pro has landed,Will this have the tripod mode that the mavic has? +Youtube star Ricegum finally gets the courage to reveal his feelings,Rice gum hahahahahahahaha +Ab-Soul coming 12/9,I LOVE DECEMBER +"He learned something about his parents, too, unfortunately.",We all just did... +"Just saw this on Facebook. Now SoFlo is stealing the Bradberries' old Content, from when they were Cock TV without even crediting them.",I like the fact that he didn't even bother removing or covering the (c)ock TV logo. +Where are you from? I'm honestly curious about where someone wouldn't recognize a Cubs logo.,Europe. +What I think about liquid swordz,not fun enough downvoted +Playing as a warrior child is all but impossible with how little carry weight you'd have,Looks hilarious though. +underrated? everyone was saying that he was top3 and people were hyping origen because of him.,He means in springsplit not summer i guess +Reasons you die in R6 Siege,Dying behind cover +I don't have to break up with him.,"Guuuurl I come from r/relationships and the best thing to do is divorce his sorry ass and set a restraining order, and don't forget that child maintenance money." +Football is just slavery with extra steps,Wait a second... did you create my universe? +"Maybe he's not spending all of his time in an echo chamber like this and CNN. Maybe he's paying attention to Wikileaks, and not wanting war with Russia. Maybe he's aware that Reagan was also going to lose back in 1980. Maybe he doesn't want to continue to topple secular governments in the Middle East and worsen the refuge crisis. Maybe he's sick of language police. Maybe he's not a fan of pay for play when it comes to appointing ambassadors. Maybe he doesn't want to us to fight a proxy war against Russia in Syria. I guess he's just fucking crazy, right? I mean, Trump called Rosie O'Donnell fat, and bragged abut having groupies. He's obviously the worst choice.",Oh for god's sake +"Recommended Level for The Taken King? I've finished The Dark Below and The House of Wolves, and I'm considering picking up The Taken King and The Rise of Iron. That being said, what's the recommended level and light level for the former?",Level 25 for TTK and 40 (280 light) for Rise of Iron. +"I love how this is the best they can do to demonstrate his moral authority. Sure, this totally wipes out a lifetime of being a sack of shit","Fuck, he won my vote!" +"Are we still listing Nebraska as a quality win, because if a massively overinflated ranking early? Who has Florida beat to rank them 8th? LSU and FSU has 6 losses between em.",LSU (who held Bama to their season low in points) and FSU (who nearly upset Clemson) would both be better wins than any team that WVU has beaten. +SNL now blames nonbinary people and tinder for Trump,WTF I hate SNL now :( +But can't their fashion choices give one away?,"maybe, maybe not." +"Battlefield Vegas has a pretty decent setup where you can pay to shoot one. It's usually $200 for 100 rounds, though. I got to shoot it when I rented an MG42 and it broke down twice. They gave me a free run on the M134 while they fixed the 42. Longest 1 second of my life.","100 rounds is what, 2 seconds?" +Would you have the same sentiment if you saw someone cutting up a '69 Yenko Camaro chassis just to put on a lowrider suspension and rollerskate tires on it?,Yo an sks isn't a 69 camaro. +Government loses Article 50 court fight - BBC News,#Who's Moaning Now +"Welcome to the NFL, here's a few tips to help you on your journey. The Cowboys are the best team in the Nfl, their like Man U. The Eagles are the worst they are like Liverpool. Don't be an Eagles fans. The world is bad enough as it is why cause yourself more misery","God damnit, I'm a liverpool fan, this is fucked" +i thought google's plan was to end internet censorship by censoring fake news.,So we are trusting Google's discretion to decide for us what is real and fake? +Are jackolytes still available to earn? The hoarder in me needs to know,unfortunately yes +"I feel like another team blew a 3-0 lead once, do you remember who that might've been?",Geez stop living in the past. +You think Anthony Wiener purposefully sexted a 15 year old so the FBI could find Hillary's hidden emails right before the election?,Russia paid him to sext a 15 year old +"The problem is that the Republicans do not want to pay the mortgage. Instead they are trying to burn the house down, frame the Democrats, and collect the insurance money.","They've yet to realize that metaphorically speaking, there is no insurance money." +Drama on twitter when a League of Legends game dev doesen't want men talking to women in public,Ugly dudes with no personality like himself (assuming my google search returned a correct picture of him) have to resort to saying this sort of stuff on social media for the Goodboi Points^^TM. +Ah yes. Ill check all 2 of them.,My nigga +"GREAT NEWS! CEO of UTC said there was no 'quid pro quo' to keep Carrier open in Indiana. Therefore, Bernie Sanders was WRONG!","Keep trying Bernie, you'll get something right one day." +Half the videos on this sub are sob stories about youtuber's channels being taken down for menial stuff. Why hasn't this channel been banned for blatant racism and sexism yet??,Money talks. +Definitely. The temptation might even be strong but just because we're guys doesn't mean we'd jump at any opportunity.,"Um, I'm not sure if your username is Don Glory or Dong Lory, and I'm not sure if I want to find out what a Lory is either." +i just wanted to see hector get banged.,"Well, he gets minorly speared in 300..." +"Jesus. Then what is the point. If you can't verify if there is fraud or not, we might as well just fucking pack up shop. Just hand over the reigns of the government to anyone because, fuck who know who is voting and when.","Had fun re-tabulating the same numbers, didn't you ?" +I'm local so you can always walk over ;D,"TOO LATE I'M ON THE FLIGHT, SUCKER!" +Glass protectors don't actually do anything to prevent your screen from cracking.,"Good quality ones like Orzly , RihnoShield, Spigen can save you a lot of pain and money." +"Ad hominem. c'mon you're smart enough to avoid putting words in peoples mouths they never said or even insinuated. It doesn't make you right it makes you invalidate your own points. Which are bad to begin with.No one was shouting that at them from a car on the street their dressed in a very sexually attractive manner for a performance, they are supposed to look hot and we are supposed to notice. Sure you'd have a point if these weren't popstars, but sex sells and these ladies are currebtly using sex appeal to sell their music including the shapeliness of their butts. This is the most appropriate time to say dat ass do.",That's not ad hominem dude +"Christ, the mental gymnastics you must do to bite down on this nonsense must be exhausting.","Racism is still a big problem, makes sense some would want to have a place to talk about such challenges with others." +This seems like one of the stupidest things you could do on your coffee table.,Even junkies actively avoid this scenario... +Whoosh...,What was your point then? +"OMG guys, I can't believe I mis-typed it. It was power level.",Can't any of you see that it's actually Mana? +Don't disrespect me like that dawg,"That's that niggas patches, give him respect" +Mega minion is fine... Jesus every week it's something new to complain about,"Yes, we are 'complaining' when hundreds of redditors are furious as well." +"No direct indication, but given that he is a candidate of same party, ruling out similar policies in the future is far from unimaginable.",It's a bit of leap though. +"You know that was a bit, right?","If you haven't noticed, your buddies here are coming unhinged - that bit was far too close to reality to go without an" +What do you plan on doing with your world when you are finally finished creating it? Write a novel? Use it in a tabletop RPG? Design a videogame? Just look at it and smile?,..finished? +China criticizes Donald Trump's plan to exit Paris climate deal,"Because the rest of the world knows we need to be done playing around with climate change... Plus, I guess they're the only ones who could know for sure it's not a hoax they made up." +I'm pretty sure companies like FOX has access to voice and facial distortion stuff.,Just get the typical shadow silhouette and deep voice. +No. It has the correct amount of digits for X-XXX-XXX-XXXX.,Except that most countries have a two digit country code. +"Curry broke a 3pt record and klay had 60 in 29 minutes, they're alright.","True, but those don't really invalidate OP's argument" +"PHIL'S FROM THE SOUL, JACK'S FROM THE P.I. HORATIO, OR HORAT, SO BIG-EYED",DICK +Any kind of citation for that claim?,The proclivity of ancient Greeks turning the other cheek is very well known. +"I don't agree with this for the same reason I hate that the CFP committee does it - the season isn't over yet. If you job is do determine the field for the playoffs, you shouldn't be considering anything until the season is over.","But, how else is ESPN supposed to get money from showing it?" +KONECNY FIRST NHL GOAL UPJAM PARTY!!!!,RALLY STARTER K'NEX FOR CALDER +100% sure i was just in a game and asked and like 3 people said the same thing,How did they know you were drunk? +Tons of regular ironman accs use the same strategy with their clans.,Many do it solo as well. +They're just saying You Poor Unenlightened Doomed Idiot.,I have gotten this impression from **some** TBM's. +Incumbents aren't usually great at disrupting their field though.,"They don't have to be a disrupter, they can adapt to a new technology and instantly buy up a bigger market share." +Snow expansion teaser looks like this place in Tasmania (comparison!),"Oh Wow!, it also seems to look like that one place in Alaska that has snow and mountains and stuff." +"They've been charged with sexual assault, not rape though.",Because they are women and women are ridiculously privileged in this society. +Hers was more in-line with Maokais.,it wasnt in line with maokais maokais was actually pretty huge and he shouldve gotten a recall animation just like shen +"The whole bottom lane is in a bad spot right now. Lvl 2 buff ganks at 2min, nearly no objectives to go for on bot except a risky early drake, bad itemization on most adcs, explosiv assassins which give a damn fck on fed adcs, the whole defensive mastery tree... There is so much which makes the role as a bottom laner useless and hateful. I am/was a support main for atleast 4 seasons, but with the recent changes i just think about a role swap.. Because it feels so unfair to be a bottom laner.",assassins really are not the problem especially because most of them are bad most assassins need to atleast get somewhat close to the adc to threaten them control and burst mages threaten adcs from higher distance and cover a bigger area with their abilities +Can confirm,"Am sacrifice for tomorrow, can also confirm." +"That's bad. Really, really bad.",Yeah - really fuckin uncomfortable feeling +What do you guys usually eat when gaming for long periods?,Your mom +"No. What Kellyanne does do, however, is wake up, drink a shot of gin, shower, drink another shot of gin, shudder and sob for 20 minutes straight, then drink another shot, tighten her blouse, straighten her jacket, and get to work, pausing ever so slightly on her way out the door to look wistfully at a picture of her family in Cabo on the wall, whispering to herself, You can do this Kellyanne...",She must be getting a YUGE paycheck (assuming Trump hasn't stiffed her). +"If I'm understanding correctly, to them that's a pretty low bar insult that wouldn't even register on their radar as something to be offended by.",That makes them smart. +He's the TV whisperer.,And I am the goose whisperer... HONK! +"The Official SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING Hype Thread This is the place to put all your trailer screenshot/gifs (when it comes out), Spidey hype memes, shitposts and whatever discussion you want to have about this monumental event in the MCU. All Spidey trailer related posts outside the stickied threads will be deleted.",soon. +I feel like the results of q3 earnings is already priced in...not anticipating much movement.,"Yeah, I don't really understand how this earnings call differs much from their quarterly deliveries announcement (aside from just talking in raw $ amounts)" +/pol/'s emotions,Well that faggot is dead anyways due to contracting 140 STDs from OPs faggotry +With a splash of red Gatorade.,Faderade +Wikileaks and Russia didn't write the emails.,This shit gets upvoted ignorantly from the politics subreddit without discussion and then hits the front page where at least rational people can comment on the validity of it. +"Yes, the curse. Let's blame the curse so no one has to take responsibility for playing like crap.",The Cubs are a small market team! +Sex,I believe it. +I hate your background color.,"Spoiled kids, when I was your age Solidworks didn't have a gradient background." +When you desperately need those crowns,"This guy is finally making the game playable, bless him." +R.I.P. normal zap,Zap canbe used on opponent's side +Next level Bhopping,Some call it low effort but when karma hops your way you might as well grabbit +"I tried that, didn't help. Maybe I'm just going a little too rough.",RIP your gums +Pranks Team NA played on each other,Requiring Ekblad to show ID everytime he goes in the locker room. +Jeg er fra det danske spilfirma BetaDwarf. Vi giver lige nu Steam keys til vores nye spil gratis - jeg synes lige i skulle have chancen.,"Reklame, fjernet" +The Trio,"Christ, just how many times will this faked image be reposted?" +Better luck next time,I like this post. +Real FN NATO Friday,Real NATO hours. +"To be fair, they're the cause of a LOT of fucking problems in the country.",Let's start by being fair first... +"Colts vs Lions Game Thread Luck is back, boys! Get out your hard hats and pork tendies. Today the Dark Horses drink the blood of a lion.",So soft +I'm scared.,Me too i guess :s +"Merry Christmas from r/Vive!! We have our differences, but when it's all said and done we have even more similarities. Specifically our ongoing love and fascination for VR. Here's wishing all you Rifters a joyous Christmas, and I look forward to meeting you all in VR!",Merry virtual Christmas :) +"Humans have destroyed a tenth of Earth's wilderness in 25 years, study shows",Just need more people to finish the job +"I love boxers! They're so energetic and cute, only drawback is that they usually die of cancer before old age (10)","Can confirm had boxer died of cancer when it was 8, but it was some amazing 8 years" +Lost artist for game so doing it on my own now. Looking for advice on what I'm doing wrong and how to improve it.,Longer arms would help :) Also your police woman looks like she's showing off a lot of cleavage there xD +Petition to ban these types of posts.,Seconded +These fucking assholes makes everything worse for us normal vegetarians/vegans,"Nah, being vegan makes everything worst for y'all" +GG Drudge and Rush Limbaugh. Literally putting people's lives at risk to push your agenda.,On the bright side the only people who are going to be affected by the stupid shit they say are the people who listen to the stupid shit they say. +You had one job,"It's scary that depending on what they were reporting on this could have serious consequences, possibly even murder." +Nah,"I mean, it's your choice!" +The Edmonton man no country wants,"If we can't send troublemakers back home, we should be more care of whom we let in." +MAGA,What even is this... +"Jordan Matthews is Practicing, but Ryan Mathews is a DNP",Thoughts on Smallwood this week? +From the Anonymous' Facebook page..,Not terrible if it didn't have the almighty cringe worthy Anonymous mask. +Spider-Man Pint Size Heroes Are Coming Soon!,"It says in stores now, but I haven't seen a single one anywhere." +Ree,Ree hee hee +"I hate when people misgender me, why cant people understand that i identify as a: OWE",Apache +Say they're making a Big Budget feature film based on Planetside. Pitch your ideas for what the plot should be.,Expanded PS2 cg trailer. +"That women can't have multiple sexual partners. It makes them a 'slut'. Mate you've slept with thirty girls and not one of them is a slut. Number one, what makes it okay for you/men to do it, but you can shame women for doing the same? Number two, get your dick out of your mouth you ignorant pleb.",But haven't you heard the shitty lock/master key analogy? +My Captain Rex Armor - Post Order 66. I would LOVE to see a one-off about him.,Is it just me or does OP look really slender in the 2nd pic? +"The Penguins gave up their 13000th goal against last night, most of any team in the modern era.",Scrubs +*RIP Bank Account*,Not as bad as Express pass at Universal +Doesn't armor also reduce that damage further?,"Yeah, and tanks tend to have armor, and DPS not, so that spreads it further." +Trump should have had a canned answer for all the Qs he got as well. It's call debate prep and Trump failed at it bigly.,And that addresses the subject how? +"Best Melee - Jugger/Anti Mage Best Ranged - Tinker Worst Melee - Spectre (at least she used to be, haven't played her in a while) Worst Ranged - Drow",How is Techies not the worst ranged? +Turn it into a lamp,Why not a cock sleeve? +"Once NPR lost most of its public financing and is now largely corporate backed, their content went way downhill.",Source that they're largely corporate backed now? +Singing well is a talent.,OP isn't saying singing isn't a talent +You have no sources or authority to be saying what he called this press conference for. You're just speculating the same as everyone else is,"Maybe, maybe not, but it still feels good to say I told you so." +Crazy girls like Ashley usually have some pretty amazing pussy's. Don't forget that factor lol,"Erotic and Psychotic are next door neighbors, you better believe i've put up with some crazy shit because the sex was so good" +"DH levelling advice Hi all, I recently got back into wow after an 8 year Hiatus. I've levelled my monk to 110 and am iLvL 843 on MW and WW specs, but I decided id roll an alt. I have a DH to 101 and am just wondering if I should level as a tank or DPS spec? has anyone levelled as a DH tank and have any insight for me ? is it easy/fun etc? Thanks for all input",Vengeance is so much better for leveling. +but why male models?,Are... are you serious? +Is Donald Trump a Pragmatist?,"Well considering there are more pragmatic ways to curb violent extremism and illegal immigration than a religious registry and a wall, I'm going to say no." +Having a beastly O-line is pretty neat.,I wish we had one of those +"Can't they uhhhh, learn some of this shit through osmosis? Like they're around other people who know WTF they're doing, doesn't some of that knowledge get sprayed around a bit?",Well... there's YouTube... +Getting 101 SR from 1 Overwatch Game,"I've seen 150 sr on a win streak, also use ur Xbox record that." +"we dont carry them, and we cant order them, and they are obsolete anyway *click*","They were asking about the Air 1, not all Apple devices." +"It's funny because it's not even Winter 2099, but goddamn Fall, the nearest to 2100.",I'll be 101 years old lol +#NOFUNLEAGUE,"here, you forgot this \" +Farage had said multiple times throughout the debates **before the vote** that the 350 figure was exaggerated and furthermore never said/was never in a position to say that the money would go to the NHS.,"It was written in 6 foot high letters on the side of a big red bus, though, so it must be true" +Star Trek online -- any good?,"space combat can be fun, ground combat is utter garbage" +^(comments going so fast no one will notice i prefer emilia over rem),Are you serious? +Suicide is hilarious,We need a list of forbidden topics. +Good Guy Chicago,(its not rioting because tis white people) +"Your very first 800 scrap. What did you buy and why? I purchased Geralt: Igni, great utility addition to my deck!","Geralt: Igni, Saskia, Eithne are pretty strong cards." +What would you want your Secret Service Code Name to be?,Naked Snake +We'll still have drug addicts in 2032...WTF!?!?,"Yeah drugs made a huge comeback after the invention of jet, psycho, and buffout" +i remember when he was open to being Trump's VP.,Hell hath no fury like a spurned wannabe VP +"Yes, I actually feel bad for Logan. He's really really working hard at this bonding thing. He appears immature and obnoxious at first, but seems to have stronger grip on reality.",He's obviously a massive asshole and not a good person. +*Clark's,*Rao's +My sister thought sea horse were fake and unicorn(nonmagical I think) were real until she was about 15 and we went to the aquarium. Some people don't live in reality.,I woke up one night in high school to hear my sister talking to our dog... and her talking back as the dog... She was like 17 at the time +"The ONLY other option is that Pence is abandoning the ticket, which might be even worse for Donald.",Or hes just staying by trumps side and giving ryan the middle finger... +me irl,Yay for us +so if you built a time machine today you would capitalize on that by going back to the 1st century to claim to those guys you invented a time machine? I promise you in this century I will be impressed with your time machine invention,Yeah me too come back pls +"That's a good, relevant feat for this, since Flash going to and having to find those people is pretty similar to having to look for someone hiding. However I think that Ant-man's size increases the number of places Flash has to look exponentially, and then when you provide the entire planet as a searching ground the time Flash needs again shoots up. Maybe Flash could do it if he had some serious stake in this, but in character I don't see Flash tapping into the crazy speed necessary to accomplish this task.",Yeah Flash only wins if bloodlusted. +"So Raekwon McMillan, Anthony Walker, or Jarrad Davis? Obviously we need linebacker help. I'm holding out hope that Levy returns to All-Pro form and KVN continues improving but even if both of these things were to happen the lack of depth is inexcusable. We can still activate Jon Bostic later in the season and potentially re-sign Josh Bynes after 2 more weeks thanks to the injury settlement rules in his contract. So there is hope that this unit can improve by the end of the year. At this point I just don't see how we can afford to neglect this position in the draft any longer. LB 1st, CB 2nd.",We still don't know the extent of the KVN injury +So will Punisher be a movie?,"Nope, a new series" +Disco Doplan in 2014 on ESEA forums (cute!),I wonder if he will ever find that good team... +"Okay people, now's the time to panic","The onion is going strong, eh?" +Furio would've beat that pussy up iirc,Stupida fucking marriage. +Lol why,"I think he's got a shit attitude, a horrible look, and is vastly overrated." +Cruz is hitting the campaign trail for Trump. Redeeming himself in my eyes. Jeb Bush and Paul Ryan should take note. #teamwork=MAGA,#TEDREDEMPTION +"Peaches are female Apples, aren't they?",No pears are female duh! +Took the liberty to upload the Planet Coaster - Official Soundtrack,It's already uploaded by the official Planet Coaster YouTube channel though? +"It really only needs 2 things to hold more weight, iem not sucking at things like production/tech issues, and more hype. It's a circle where lack of hype makes it less popular which makes people less hype. If there was stickied posts and more advertisement for it then people would be more hype. But it doesn't seem to be happening. I know it's not the best teams but more people should be watching when they want int comp so bad.",Bo1s and bo3s also kill my excitement. +"Hydra griefer, I assume? No matter. I'll just hover over you in the contacts and wait for you to begin your dive down with those cannons. All I have to do then is hit call. Rinse and repeat.",that's actually a pretty good idea... gonna test that one +1985 + 108 = 2093,"We'll check back then, how does that remindme bot work?" +Meanwhile in New Zealand... Ten-eighty peas :D,Just buy a bag of peas at the market and pay with those... +What's your favorite Misfits album?,1- My world 2.0 2- Beautiful eyes 3- Lipsha GET FUCKED +Patriots vs cowboys would be the hate bowl. The two most hated teams in the league facing each other,For the title of America's Team +FALSE: North Carolina Hillary Supporter Votes Multiple Times,"IF you have a FB account, you know this is gonna come into your feed." +"Arsenal should just start a brawl with Chelsea when they play next, which might lead them to a points deduction. It's the only way I can see them dropping points, they're playing amazingly at the moment.",That would be some 4 dimensional chess right there +Anything involving Tyler Perry.,"Tyler Perry is weird because he's a solid actor, just not when he wrote the part." +"The fact that Trump violated the embargo may change that for this election, at least at the top of the ticket",Like all the Christians who care that he's a serial pussy-grabber. +"Not only that, but depending on the age of the chain link, the posts are likely corroded as well and won't last more than a few years anyway.",Looks like I need to do some digging on one of the posts to see how far in it is as well as if there is concrete. +"I'm tired of people acting like everyone owes them everything because they exist. I guess I should say, Screw you because you decided to breath and your mother decided that you should live instead of die so current politics state I owe you something. Haven't said it yet because.... politics",Shitty troll account is shitty. +"*Not valid in Puerto Rico, Hawaii, or Alaska*",*May contain nuts* +What are some creative ways to disable a car from running?,Gas tank + sugar. +But...but ...but PoC can't be racist,"PoC didn't elect a man that wanted to put all white christian males on a national registry, did they?" +{Probably cheating},It's probably in the top 5 for cheating: the anime but honestly I love seeing SZS references so I'll allow it +"Are you trolling, or really that ignorant?",Poe's law. +"Redditors who hold college degrees but are having a hard time with job security, if you could go back in time and skip college what would you have done?",Heroin. +"It's the fundamental nature of the EU. It's not an all-in union as is the USA, hence they have problems such as 46% youth unemployment in Greece and 6% in Germany. Brexit is a symptom, not a cause, of it's fundamental problems.",Well put! +"Good luck with all that man, hope you can enjoy the games",Thanks! +"I'm sorry but she's got side butt and it looks fucking great, I can't help myself",Rapist confirmed +AN HOUR!?,I wonder how many days in our lifetime we spend laughing. +Trump is already bringing us together!,Yeah right... you realize he's a white nationalist +As a poor bastard I imagine it's easier to dress sharp when you make $400k/year. He probably throws his underwear away when there is only 1 hole in it.,I doubt he spends his own money on clothes +Do we really have to have a reddit post everytime a friend says the word fuck. Most of you are 18+ and obsess over another guy who just plays the same game as you... Buy a gf,You have to realize A Friend saying fuck is incredibly sexy. +Can I run Call of Duty: World at War? 6th Gen i7-6500U 2.5GHz [Dual Core Laptop] Nvidia GeForce 940MX 2GB vram 16GB RAM Windows 10 Thank you!,"Yes, on highest settings." +"The Johnson Beetle Spin has probably caught more fish than I want to think about. I have seen pike, all manner of panfish, perch, walleye, bass, and even a channel cat take them. Wouldn't be surprised if someone had a carp snatch one up at this point. Great Pond lures too.","My PB Large Mouth,Bluegill,and Crappie were all on a beetle jig, it's insane." +"When you're Amnesiac, and you remember Town the same night the final evil is executed",But if that happens you still stay as an Amnesiac so you dont win. +It'll find a way. It's like that dude who got fucked by a horse and died. The horse found a way.,I'm still alive +"Ohk Johnny boy. No misdirection here eh. What xkeyscore? 5 eyes? Naaaaah. Google, they're the ones you've gotta worry about. Hahaha","I could have a beer with Key, so I trust him." +"Glass cleaner or Athletic Finisher? Which one would be best for the park? Fyi, normally my teammates are playmakers or sharp shooters.","Post Scorer would dominate both, IMO." +Im going to the game tonight!!! woot woot! Fuck the Rockies.,Same...but I like the Rockies so let's just beat them. +"I honestly don't know why any of you people make these dumb threads about players who are always injured. First Arian Foster (retired), now Tony Romo. Seriously people? How about a player who plays more games than watches from the sidelines. Let's be realistic here...",Brees! +"Progressives Are Headed for Big Election Day Wins on Wages, Weed, and Guns",Yeah because California is known for its common sense gun laws +"the regular dipq gloves are simply acquired through only clearing the dipq. you just get 4 pieces randomly and hope to be able to complete the glove. the high dipq glove comes from defeating the black heart boss that occasionally spawns in the extra stage in dipq. you should be able to do it solo, at your range. if not just take someone, you will each get a box with a glove in it.","Alright, thanks!" +Nice.,Wow that was quick +Wow Colts are seriously about to lose this game lol,I kind of hope they do so Pagano's coaching seat gets lit up even more +"Yeah I know haha, when I build I looked at the specs and I'm going to have like 15mm in between the card and my rad on the front of the case. btw is that a good idea?",that's a little over half an inch so you have some wiggle room but remember the Asus card does give you 4 pin fans outets on that front so it may be an issue if you plan to use those. +Nintendo denies rumoured halting production of Wii U,Oh hey they only cut production 75% that's not a sign at all +"When the negotiations are going, and Airbus is about to get cut off from their suppliers, and the EU is going to be cut off from banks that are actually solvent, they will suddenly remember how good trade is for everyone","or, as is already being considered, banking institutions and major producers move to the mainland" +ability to use a smoldering stone on varrock stray dog to make a hot dog pls,This suggestion is actually really stupid and counter productive for the old schools agenda.. +Martin Shkreli Interview on Tucker Carlson Tonight,Martin knocked it out of the park. +Except my vote won't affect much :(,They want you to think that +DePaul University Refusing to Let Conservative Speaker Set Foot on Campus,BYE FELICIA +"I think its time we made the move to sustainable fishing practices The barbarian fishing spot will soon be over fished, with the vast majority of the fish being discarded. Perhaps we should be able to release the fish instead of putting them on the ground next to the thousands of their dead brethren. I get that the grass there must be really healthy thanks to all the decomposing fish, but god it must smell awful, let us release them instead of throwing them away, you monsters.",If they made the drop option make you put the first back into the water when standing next to a fishing spot that'd be adorable and I'd genuinely support that. +Who cares about haters? They sold 6 million copies and there gonna be sequel. And then again and again,They only sold 3M copies +You were out of control. I'll give you a write-up in a bit.,Ok +"To be honest, every woman you will ever meet from now on has a rape story. You decide why every woman ever has been raped.",Either you're exaggerating or you guys must sleep with the shittiest of women +"I wonder how Trump will roll back 50+ years of technological advancements, supply chain advancements, automation, etc to bring back manufacturing jobs.",Trade wars. +Last detail of the year.,HNNGGG +"What terminal are you using and why? I'm currently using URxvt, but not too happy with it as it improperly displays powerline characters (using zsh, powerlevel9k theme, using a patched font such as Fira Code, or any other patched font for that matter) What terminal are you using, and why?",(multi-term) inside emacs. +Jamie Hyneman Battlebots Interview,"Younger face, same voice" +I'll let you figure it out,"Wow I thought the Font was the cringe at first, I'm still on the fence." +Saber metrics at its finest.,It begins with a bloody S! +the difference is that Google probably uses proper hashing algorithms for our passwords.,"If they're not, maybe this story will finally spur them to get off their butts and do it." +Only you hit your dick with a hammer first.,Solid advise. +I dont know how safe it is but if your dog is small enough they can ride in a backpack,Jus make sure you dont get hit by somebody going wherever youre going or that dog is fucked +"Mafia 1 looks so much more consistent. Not better, just a little more consistent, plus when you take the time it was released into account, it is much more impressive.","Exactly, it seems like it was ahead of its time" +Some sayings call for a sampler; I thought you trolls would appreciate this one.,This is fantastic! +New makoa skin. o_0,Reminds me of these genuinely disturbing puffy flesh gifs I used to see on tumblr... +The Smart Phone MasterRace,Does it work? +Call me old fashioned. I prefer physical media.,You're old fashioned. +I think in both Air and Ground RB there should be a zone in your spawn area/airfield where if you camp in it for longer than a couple minutes it counts you as out of the battle like a dead vehicle in the event of a camping player abusing anti spawn killer protections. What I mean is that the No enemy vehicles left mechanic will happen after a certain amount of time.,"That's bad for SPAA though, at least in arcade battles" +Couldn't do anything but make 50 Shades better.,Just finish already! +Read the press release before commenting on the fucking press release with bullshit.,But how else will we be able to bitch for free karma? +"B site is the only bombsite in the game, which has one entrance for terrorists. And you complain it's harder to hold than bombsites with 3 entrances?",Bombsite b on dust 2. +"Well, actaully, thats the platform. Thats what basic income is.","And divorce laws are written in a gender neutral fashion, but end up raping men." +"I always wondered - do cities create these types of women, or are these women just drawn to the big city in search of resources to extract? I think it's B).","The fewer consequences women face for their bad decisions, the more empowered they feel, and the more demanding they get." +"Is it just me, or does he kinda look like Nicolas Cage if he had long hair.",Ye (Also I reupload this cause I mispelled Vlad) +I think he meant if the oop is on different side of field you can play both oop and original.,Oh yea that makes sense then +is the Vegito + Broly $10?,yes +The king banned that. But then he jumped out the window.,Fuck the King! +"I think what the other user is trying to say is, just make the better version. Why even make a gimped version of the same airframe and waste time and money? As for voting with your wallet, that's all well and good except that it takes years to develop a new module.","Yeah, why not just delete all other modules when we get the F-18?" +I can't believe there are still people like this who play the game!,I CARE NOT +Monsanto Hijacks The Genesis Engine,Fuck infowars +"What are some of your other favorite bands? Obviously we all love Muse here, but what are some of your other favorite bands? Personally, mine are Cage the Elephant, blink-182, and The Black Keys.","Stone Temple pilots, Cake, The Black Keys, Foo Fighters" +"I read this as mustang samples, perhaps that's enough Reddit for now.",The flight model on the P-51 in this game is all kinds of fucked up! +In before r/Canada makes this a negative thing...,Does it count if you think the study is incorrect because it puts New Zealand as #1? +He was the richest guy in the world by about $3.50,The richest man in the world has way more than that. +Stuffed Mocha French Toast,I can't stop laughing at how they stuffed the bread with an entire chocolate bar. +"It's not a TV show, but the movie Little Miss Sunshine is about child pageants and it's hilarious.",When Steve Carrell tells him he can't fly planes cause he's colorblind :'( +Which operators to buff this season?,blackbeard! +Last time that happened I gave three young girls superpowers,Sorry you spelled herpes wrong. +Florida with lots of zone time,Wouldn't be a third period without the leafs on their heals. +"It's a New 3DS XL. As in, New 3DS. I'm not sure if you accidently made both of those XL or if you meant a new model of the old XL.",I forgot the +Me too!,We all took this picture on this blessed day. +"I bought these a few days ago, do you guys think they will give a refund for the price difference?","Absolutely, shoot them an email my experience has been they will give you a credit no questions asked." +You will only rush through ZG too so better calm your tits.,At least its something to fill a 2nd raidnight. +"Holly shiet, I never knew Tumblr had put out porn mags!",I Thought I caught the the title of one of the mags.. Triggered Tubbies? +Manlet,When will they learn +"You want to know what I hate more? How you put the new picture on the left and the old on right, rant over.","I'm more like a new vs old type of guy, rather than old vs new :)" +I found a cat on my porch. Does anyone recognize it?,That's a nice fucking pussy. +"I'm not joking, I have literally no idea who she is.",anita sarkeesian +Any Ideas for pokemon gen 1-2 drinking games? i ve started doing all nighter 6 hour long streams of pokemon lately and i would like to try it,however many times you hit A during the intro you have to drink a whole beer +Co2 Keepstar Modules Offlined?,If real I'd have expected a progod thread complaining about how it needs top be fixed already +"I think you're being fair, it's ridiculous to ask for a discount and for you to bring it to them, regardless of the product you're running a business and they're acting like you just work as assistant manager at McDonalds. They're being very presumptuous. What you did- giving a discount code and address is more than enough. Silently rage to yourself but don't let it get back to them. If it happens again, tell them- I work such and such hours a week running a business from the top down, if you want to visit my store you're welcome to but I don't have time to do hook ups like a street dealer. I own a store now, if you need anything, you know where it is. You probably could just resend the discount code and address again without anything else though, and they'd get the picture.",I think this is reasonable and is pretty much what I was thinking before I posted this. +"They mentioned 4x exp, you can keep your 3x",My body is SO FUCKING READY +We should use ravens like Game of Thrones,"I mean everything else is starting to resemble life in westeros, the raven carriers is only an added effect." +so like... are posadists left-raelians or what,with better memes +"Especially ironic considering that the majority of slave labour system in the USSR was, supposedly, created by the capitalist Naftaly Frenkel.",And a lot of the criminals were just persecuted ethnic minorities. +Map movement is key,This is what it must've felt like to fight against Linda in combat simulations. +"Oh look, reddit thinks this is going to suck, **like every other upcoming movie/game/tv series.** Everyone is entitled to their opinion and i'm not saying this will be a great movie but jeez, what does it take to get some optimism out of redditors?",Star Wars. +"Yup, over by the abandoned nine gun battery.",I knew I recognized that view +That seems like a satisfactory number of bot views.,"Damn, not even bots think I'm handsome" +"This isn't really the place for it, but I'll answer your question. If you have the Steam client downloaded to your computer (I assume you do since you're playing Civ) then all you have to do is enable auto-updates. These can be set individually for each game as well. I'm sure a quick google search can help if you can't find the setting location.","thanks, sorry for asking in the wrong place" +"Mostly, it makes me feel like an advertiser and I don't like advertisers, haha. But I guess you can't really get around that.",Kinda difficult to agitate and educate without being somewhat pushy +"Except for public intoxication, urination, and drunk driving if you're anywhere near a car. You're more likely to fight or steal.",Some states don't have public intoxication laws. +Have you not been paying attention to the direction of secularism in the western world? People are brainwashing their children to the point that kids dont even know if they're a boy or a girl. We are clearly a lost people apart from God.,You act like transgender people are a new thing. +"Watch: Donald Trump Defends Stop and Frisk, Says Solution to Race Problems Is More 'Law and Order",More proof he's a fascist. +I dont think he filled in lol,#Never doubt me again. +"Why weren't any books written about how BD was rightfully convicted like there are for SA? MG had no problem writing a book about SA being guilty and KK is putting the finishing touches on his SAIG book as we speak. But why did nobody write a book about the convicted murderer, rapist and mutilator BD who was found guilty of much more heinous crimes than SA was? If we go by the convictions BD is the bigger villain in this story. So why do they focus on SA so much? BD was convicted of murder, rape and mutilation. SA only had murder and firearm possession convictions. Why has nobody in MTSO, CASO or WDCI written a book describing how they got the conviction right for BD when they are more than happy to opine on SA's conviction? I think I know the answer ($$$). They knew BD was just an easy mark to help convict SA at the time. They had to know his story was 100% bullshit but they got greedy and rolled with it to secure the SA conviction. Again, my question is why nobody is defending the conviction of BD except for Brad Schimel?",This is such an excellent question! +I finally convinced myself to do a custom loop.,oh my god the c a b l e s +"D---E--E--E--E---E!---E---E--E!---E--E---E!---E---E!--ED D---E--E--E--E---E!---E---E--E!---E--E---E!---E---E!--ED D---E--E--E--E---E!---E---E--E!---E--E---E!---E---E!--ED D---E--E--E--E---E!---E---E--E!---E--E---E!---E---E!--ED I added some decouplers and engines, along with an aerodynamic nose cone.",lmao this thing has stages too +"You guys, there are people who gave the country songs good scores in the rating. AMA",MMMM MOTORBOTIN also can you change my score for springsteen to a 10 +When You See The New Clinton FBI Investigation Is #1 On Reddit r/all With 9742 Upvotes In One Hour. Reddit Hid The 9742 Upvotes From r/all As Well.,"Sorry mate, check your picture again, you were on Front not All W/E, MAGA!" +WTC Salmon NMDs,I hate to suck chans dick but he has them +Bringin it in,"3, 2, 4,1, 5" +"It helps that my son is basically 5 year old me, so we always want to do the same things. Except he's a weirdo and wants cheese pizza and takes the cheese off.",Have you tried just giving him breadsticks and marinara? +White Hot Sphere & Horrible Lurking Fog,Is Horrible Lurking Fog from The Onion too? +lf5m for HM WoTM with Vosik challenge Please be light level 100000000.,akaDare hunter 395 +Vetements SF Hoodie,knife boot +"Well most of them will *say* they would keep it, of course.",Most of them would first respond with are you sure it's mine? +PalmerReport posts usually get removed from here too due to the fact that it's not a news source,"Breitbart gets allowed, at least Palmer seems to do some actual news reporting and journalism." +Pop music is the aural equivalent of McDonald's.,And sometimes you get a craving for a Big Mac every now and then. +"God has a fucked up sense of humor, he creates us in ways he dislikes so fucking much that he's willing to torture his faulty creations for eternity, i wonder how does this make sense to anyone","Because it's a choice, duh" +"It is exactly the same thing. Identifying is make believe. Actually being that thing objectively is what counts; AKA reality. Identifying as an Attack Helicopter is a perfect example of such ridiculous illogic. So clear, so undeniable. That they still haven't come up with anything close to a logical retort is very telling.","It's a the emperor has no clothes moment, but they don't seem to get it" +"Hillary Clinton ignored her doctor's advice to rest up instead of campaign, after being diagnosed with Pneumonia. Is this a sign of what she will do if she was elected? Ignore the experts? You would think that a normal person would take their doctors advice and do what they say. Doctors are experts in their field. If Hillary Clinton is elected, I am pretty damn sure she will continue to ignore the advice of experts (military, financial etc). That is going to lead to a lot of bad decisions being made.",The Clintons are known to be funs of alternative unproven treatments. +"She doesn't remember any of it because she had a concussion, obviously. Clearly this is the woman we want in charge of our nuclear arsenal.",*Collapses on big red button* +Hai superato il controllo della ML police,La DL police concorda +He's earned them,True. +"Reddit users, given the choice between working in a good job you hate and living a life of leisure supported by your other half, what would you choose?","This doesn't seem like a tough choice at all, once ego is out of the equation." +"So, it's been almost 3 months since I took delivery of my iPhone 7 and I couldn't care less about the absence of a headphone jack. Do you remember the headlines from September? The reviews? Social media posts? Everyone was losing their shit about the lack of a headphone jack and I have to admit that even I had my reservations but figured I only use the stock headphones anyway plus my Bluetooth jaybirds so maybe it won't be such a big deal... Well, nearly 3 months in, it isn't. Not once have I found myself in a position where I've said 'shit, I wish I had a headphone jack'. Need to listen to music? Use the supplied lightening headphones, Bluetooth headphones or (shudder) the supplied dongle if you really have to. Need to listen to music AND charge your phone? I've NEVER found myself in a position where I've had to do this and frankly, if you have then you're clearly a power user and should invest in some Bluetooth headphones or buy a phone with a headphone jack. Simples. What about in the car? Most cars these days have Bluetooth obviously but mine in fact does not. I used to plug my 6S from lightening into my cigarette lighter for power and from the headphone jack to my auxiliary input for audio. With my 7 I can't do that of course so I just plug it straight into my auxiliary input with the (shudder) dongle that I keep in my car and what I've discovered is that I don't actually need to connect the phone to power as the battery life is more than sufficient to last me a day and a half with my use anyway. TL;DR: Subsituting the headphone jack for a bigger battery, improved Taptic Engine, water resistance etc. is worth it for a typical user like myself.",It's had me once (where I've grabbed a 3.5mm jack) But I forgot the speakers had Bluetooth anyway. +"Pacifica, formerly known as california, has just released its proposed national flag",**THATS A BLANKING WHITE MALE** +Even transmen?,*Especially* transmen. +Donald TRUMP Sniffing MONTAGE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE 2016,its the flemmy noise right before the sniff thats really getting to me +"Talk me out of - CONAN! OK, so I'm not a miniature's guy - but this CONAN game has got my juices flowing. Love the theme, the artwork and the overlord river mechanics. The problem is that miniature game tend to eventually have a boat load of expansions - which I will surely want to get if I get the base game. You know... acquisition disorder and all. So tell me about your miniature money pits. Tales of high investment and few plays are welcomed!",You'll want something else more in 2 months. +*Takes body* *Puts it in van* *Throws body on steps of Geosim headquarters for a mod to find*,*is body* +"I'm not sure that it will ever get that far. If you have read/believe FBIAnon on /pol/, even the good guys may not let this out because confirmation would topple whole governments around the world and put us at war with a bunch of others. I hope we at least see Hillary & Co. charged and convicted of the governmental crimes she has committed as some sort of plea bargain from exposure of the rest.","If the alternative to setting the world on fire is accept pedo rings, let's get the gasoline." +Theresa May concedes article 50 process will need act of parliament,"Who needs rule of law or democracy anyways, stupid experts thinking those are important" +"Who else wants to see the #48 win his 7th Cup Championship? Personally I would like to see him tie Earnhardt Sr and Petty with 7 Championships, and I think he could easily win #8 and #9. I've never been a fan of Johnson (certainly never disliked him or hated him, though) but I would to see him make history, especially if he can win the Championships under multiple formats.","If Kenseth can't win it, I'd like Johnson to." +is the lowered buddy distance only temporary? I want this forever.,"Yes, until November 1, 2016." +The Gander Mountain in my town has a used one for $100.,Lol I'd buy it just to make my LGS transfer it +Ban Zero hour contracts? Why do the main political parties keep damming young people.,"The idea that zero hour contracts benefit young people is absurd, it benefits business and business only." +"Your recommended GG setup for Revelations EE? Title says most, but just for reference I have most gobblegums, but no more perkaholics. I'm looking to do the EE so if you guys can give advice that'd be awesome.","Fire sale, and 'Near Death Experience' We all went down in the teleporting glitch to the boss fight, and would be ducked without this amazing GG" +Not this recent playoffs though,"Finally showed up in the last few games, but the entire second line just disappeared off the score sheet during the playoffs :/" +One of the top comments from pornstar Tori Black's AMA,Very good question. +"Andre Ward showboats by winding up a punch, Kovalev makes him pay for it.",maybe i missed it..but i just looked through the entire comments section and didnt see anyone questioning why a boxing gif is on this mma subreddit +"the worst for me used to be pantheon top but I rarely see him anymore and i think the new masteries help you survive the early pressure anyway. Now it's definitely ekko or annie. Ekko because he is annoying as fuck and hard to kill. Annie because she is just stupid, Point and click stun with a billion damage","Hello, I am an Ekko main hehe" +"when people put their emotions first rather than intelligence, I've seen people post the truth on Reddit and get voted down by multiple people","Oh, fuck you" +"It's tough to decide who I want to win between the Cards and the Falcons. Obviously if the Falcons win, the Cards are another game back on us should we win, or stay three games back should the Buccs score the upset. On the other hand, a Cards win/'Hawks win pulls us away from the NFC South in the race for a bye in the playoffs. Though also brings the Panthers back into that divisional race, which isn't what we want before we play them. I'm conflicted.","I just can't decide, but I think the cards winning might be a little better." +Would you reccomend silencer since the range on them is already so short?,I think the other two attachments are far better for the gun but if you really want to avoid showing on the minimap then silencer is useable. +Can we have a Falling Water discussion thread to keep the party going?,"I'm watching it now, premise seems interesting but the show runners aren't known for much more than cop procedurals which really shows so far." +First Order Stormtrooper. He's not particularly good but you'll need him eventually for the offense mods challenge and hard nodes are the only way to get him.,I thought FOST was added to light side 9a hard mode? +Imagine showing some medieval folks this trick,I have a feeling a stake and a fire would have been in order. +I'm just so happy thinking about how off the wall angry the orange pig man is tonight.,I'm picturing him tearing apart the penthouse of Trump Tower looking for where Kellyanne hid his phone. +Pretending I Speak Japanese By Making Up Random Sounds Is a Perfectly Normal Thing To Do,He needs some ice cream with some Cool Whip. +How would the world be better off without you?,You doing ok OP? +What would have made this video even better is if it ended with the guy yelling Bill is a rapist!!,I'm disappointed we got through all the debates without that happening. +Night image of Chicago from NASA's ISS,"Pretty sure the International Space Station isn't the sole possession of NASA... Great photo, though." +"You know you can message them directly, right? This is more appropriate as a message instead of a post","Yeah, woodhouse just informed me so I sent a message" +I dunno how to get to it tho lol. And steam is updating right now... wanna chat?,Sure :P +Sunday Night Thread brought to you by reclaimed lumber.,I have way to much FSA money to spend by the end of the year. +How do I do that on mobile?,"I don't know, but your flair says you're 17." +National Suicide Prevention Lifeline Call 1-800-273-8255,wow your such a saint +"I'm certainly no Bernie fan, I don't even like him, but come on...",What'd they say? +"Haven't played BO1 in forever, remind me about the map shrinking?",They cut off parts of the map so it's faster paced. +Wait. How did you post this without a phone? You didn't have to use one of those things with a board of keys and a separate screen did you?,I almost took you seriously you glorious bastard +Middle America,America can out of kebab! +"Haha... So much downvote... but I'm telling you all, the weed TASTES BETTER if you aerate your hits. Basically you know how people smoke their roaches? Lips all puckered, floating the tip from the lip, letting in air from the side of their mouth? Hit your entire J like that and it tastes more aromatic, brings out the herbal flavor, and burns more evenly. Try it sometime, hell try it right now. And you don't have to reply and let me know how right I am when you do. I'll just get a tingly feeling each time one of you thinks 'oh shit, that Reddit fool was right'.",Damn you're passionate about blunts. +Please be big and stupid,At least one of these is 100% going to come true. +Buy another gift card from Amazon at a discount during their specials. Rinse and repeat?,Haha that would be interesting. +Dude it's obvious that the tv is standing upright on a tv stand. How can you not see that?,"God, you've been deceived to... the stand is on the floor and the tv is glued to it!" +"It seems fairly clear at this point that pedophilia is used by the 'elite' in this country as a form of potential blackmail ammunition and coercion. It also explains why Hollywood and the Dems are so close. The pedo epidemic in Hollywood is at this point, a given.",Still doesn't explain Bill GTFOing his Secret Service. +Patience is key...,Waiting for the anaconda squeeze in one of these fight videos +"They wouldn't have even needed any of that, just 'Commie, commie, commie, commie, 'Commie, commie, commie, commie, 'Commie, commie, commie, commie, 'Commie, commie, commie, commie, 'Commie, commie, commie, commie, 'Commie, commie, commie, commie, 'Commie, commie, commie, commie, 'Commie, commie, commie, commie, 'Commie, commie, commie, commie, 'Commie, commie, commie, commie.....","Possibly, but you have to admit it's pretty hard to dodge the commie slur when you're actually at a Sandinista rally on tape." +"When i was teaching English in Japan, a fellow teacher got asked what the letter Elemeno looks like, i have never listened to the Abc's the same since then",I was confused as to why there were two Ns in the alphabet the ...L M N O.. and the ...W X Y N Z... I was in the turtle group for reading :( +Doubt it's recommend to Fireball collector.,Works for me +"I believe they take all forms (visa, mc, amex and discover). I've only used visa however.",Looks like I'm giving it a try soon! +My ex told me she really believed in me the day we broke up,Then I saw her face... +What is your favorite 80's movie?,Humanoids from the Deep +You work making fortune cookies. What message would you put inside them?,Fake Chinese writing. +What's at city hall? Other centipedes?,Spirit Cooking +"A lady asked me if I had any gum this morning I replied Sorry, I don't have any Extra",But you then gave her Five? +"non docked npc corp character in control of citadel. Was taking control of our citadel, through station view. A window popped up saying, another character is in control, shows a pic of a guy in npc corp. I get the option to take control or cancel, i choose take control. After that i get control and it can't be repeated. Now to the strange parts. The guy in npc corp, was not docked in the citadel. Neither is he in any custom made access lists set on citadel profile. Feature or bug (or misconfig) ?",It's either Bob or Arnold. +"I'm not your buddy, friend","I'm not your friend, buddy" +it's a college. take a guess,Liberal as fuck? +"Psycho looks over at her, and upon seeing the eye roll, turns the music up louder.","*she sighs again, shaking her head* Robo-dude, if you're gonna force the world to suffer through your music, at least pick something that isn't so...cliche..." +Ibra and Rashford?,Wanted to make sure he had good United coverage. +People say 7x5 is the best size dick,Well hello. +How so?,Malware sites most likely. +"You need to get into the Premier League. As soon as you do that the influx of fans will be crazy. Korean, Chinese, American... All of them talking about Viduka or Kewell like they were there to see it. This really is the golden age of the game.",Leeds obviously had plenty of australian followers with viduka and kewell but now have very few - the fact kewell turned into leeds' pantomime villain didnt help but i think mostly it was down to dropping out of the league. +Its time to pull the plug and BOYCOTT Starbucks! They have proven to be Anti-Trump!,They are over priced anyway +"Is there any evidence they following some sort of PETA policy, or is it more likely they were random nutjobs whose actions weren't endorsed by the organization?","Regardless, an organization is responsible if one of their employees use company resources on company time in order to commit a felony." +what an unfortunate choice in shorts,The fact it was a banana hammock with Training Mask emblazoned upon it in giant words made me chuckle though. +Woo! My boi from Coffeyville Community College in Kansas.,Ive been to Coffeyville like 3 times.... didbt know they had a college +It's 7.5k now? I thought it used to be 2.5k or 3k.,"$5k for you, $2.5k for your guns is what the site says" +Ah ok... I like to think there were more bad ass versions of versions of the venus flytrap back in the dinosaur days.,"There's another one called a pitcher plant, it can actually eat mice." +So what do you think Buyer agent's (REA) advise should be in this falling market?,Do you expect them to tell everyone not to buy and just quit their job because they aren't making any money? +"Why are Falcons only on 33? App shows 4 TD's, 2 FG's and no missed XP's. That's 34, right? Am I going crazy?",Failed two pt conversion attempt +FROGS BEES PINK CHERRIES MAGIC CHEESE SEPHIROTH!,BELLS FROGS BIG CHERRIES PETER PAN HAM AND CHEESE +Until quantum computing scales high enough to break modern encryption. Then they can decrypt all that stored data or even select certain portions flagged from important IPs or ranges,"Sure, but at that point you'll have more immediate problems like losing all your bank accounts." +"Oh, we're actually still doing this? nice",Yeah lol thought we got this figured out +"But if you look at Rezonate - X-Ray ( how positive that was tbh ) and then look at Highlight ( how negative this was ), bit odd.",Because many (including me) thought highlight was a boring track with a vocalist that sounded a lot worse in it than in X-Ray. +Durant calling Grant *pussy* is super fucking funny. Guess it really does take one to know one.,"Grant might as well rebuttal back I know what you are, but what am I" +A maxed-out 2016 macbook pro can only run games at medium-low settings at 1080p,To be fair everyone knows that type of people that would buy a MacBook Pro are the kind of people that would only use it for Facebook and to show off that Apple logo. +It's wrong in almost the whole US because it's never okay to go over the speed limit. I love Reddits take on driving. Speed limits are just suggestions but only using the left lane for passing is a sacrosanct law passed down to man from the God of Driving.,"Actually, that depends on the state." +How different would games look/flow if games were played as first to 100? We would still have 4 quarters and the last quarter would extend until the 100 point mark is reached or exceeded. Same amount of fouls to give.,"Follow up question: Under this scoring system, what would be the likely score in a game between Team USA and Team China?" +"Besides, It's God's will or Things happen for a reason, what are some other excuses you can't stand?","namaste, bro~" +What do horses like to eat?,Carrots. +if you have to advertise a video game it sucks ass,This is definitely true. +Fuck football. I swear I'm not going to watch another NFL game until Sunday,That'll learn em! +They recycled and they chose bud heavy. That's classy enough for me.,leaded or unleaded +"S5 OG Nielz was a god, my heart will go on and on",To bad he retired and they replaced him with his evil twin Zven +"As a model of male beauty, your observations are on par with one of us. Welcome to the club, your paperwork and certificate are in the male.",Mail? +"Trivia Thursday Thread A light hearted thread for cricket trivia including history, stats, and general knowledge. You can request help in finding answers to specific questions, or set other users teasers.",Question for you all: what is the highest number of runs scored off an over? +"It's not about the fact that they are slow loading screens, it's about the fact that they have nearly a 50% of being stuck and you having to reload a previous save because the elevator: 1. Is stuck and not doing anything. 2. Made you glitch through the floor/ceiling and you are stuck. 3. Made a AI teammate fall through the floor 4. Any other elevator bug that I'm forgetting :D","I played it on PC, but this is the first time I've ever heard of these bugs." +"Minnesota just became a swing state, a swing state we can win!",Based Prince merchants +You just said he was paying someone to do it so I don't get what point your making. Mash ups aren't even applicable to this because that is literally taking something and changing it (APPROPRIATION) Trying to help you understand this shit but go on bein dumb man enjoy it,hes paying someone just for the convenience so he doesnt have to xfer it to a shirt +What acronym that you just made up should be used on reddit and other places?,"I didn't make it up, but there is a concerning lack of GFY on reddit" +"Takes strong positions, and is willing to consider an alternate option - yeah this is terrible.","State strong opinions to garner votes from morons, back track on those opinions once he won because they're moronic." +this is not a real 320. sounds like a mixcut too.,U right on both accounts +oh I see. * maintain frame * be alpha * be alpha * don't be beta * don't lose frame * something something always close * herp a derp,What is frame ? +Wayne Gardner arrested in Japan after road rage incident.,Dad's drunk again! +All of humanity agreeing on one thing. It's impossible. I'm sure there's at least one nutjob out there who believes that we don't actually need to breathe air and that it's a conspiracy by Big Oxygen.,You can actually live the rest of your life without air! +First time riding a motorbike. Don't get cocky.,"If you ever wanna learn how to ride a motorcycle, a dirt bike is a great place to start." +Which one though?,Matt Stafford +HeadDome gets pj'd,Is that a barn door behind him? +Should be beaten to death in the street instead,That sounds just. +"Working-class whites voted for a president who will sap health care, wages","Oh no, please don't replace my ridiculously expensive healthcare." +"Harvard spent $5M to provide the most accurate depiction ever of the inner-workings of a cell. It may seem stylized, but every detail is as medically accurate as possible. Life is amazing.",My new DJ name is now L I P I D. R A F T. +"Galco King Tuck, galco belt as well.",Fudd +"what grain 9mm does one use for practice h? 115, 124, 135 or 147? or does it not matter? Thanks in advance.","The cheapest new, brass I can find on AmmoSeek that is from a reliable brand" +I did this trick for a drunk girl at a pumpkin carving party five years ago. I married her this year. She still doesn't know how I did it.,I'm guessing you drugged her in Vegas and surreptitiously wed her at a drive in Chapel. +"I can never hit that jump; i can do it in practice after a lot of attempts, but in game? never. I think Twist landed it too in a game ( Fnatic, not TSM). Unsure though",Not trying to be a dick but that's not even a hard jump +2 for $57.98 though no confirmation email 60 minutes later.,Late confirmation emails has been my experience with Cabela's sometimes. +"Went on a sketching binge after watching some awesome Battlefield 1 gameplay. With the HUD disabled, it's One of the most immersive and epic games I've seen yet",Reminds me of some of the art from the era +Update on the John Cleese in the DCEU Twitter thing.,TWITTER DETECTIVES AT IT AGAIN. +"Larger stores definitely buy/trade with the smaller store I work at. We regularly see people from Walmart or Kroger (and others) that will walk in, buy up a bunch of stuff, sign a sheet for it to be tax free, and be out the door. (Usually managers doing it)",Last Thanksgiving our walmart had to buy a truckload of eggs from HEB to keep customers happy. +"ahh ok, maybe mention that uber/lyft is not an option or something like that haha",Where do you get off telling OP to make his post more detailed so we can help him / her more easily? +"Rand is the man, there is a reason he has pledged his allegiance to the God Emperor, he knows how we real niggas get down. #MAGA",rand is not pro trump +Jerma's still sad Star_ married a girl rather than him.,A real shock jock to the heart. +"Does anyone else notice that their are like 5 bots in this thread? 5 different accounts, all around 20 days old, all having reposted comments from the r/movies thread.",CTR! +"I want to upvote this to acknowledge the effort you've put in, but I can't do that in good conscience.","Finally, someone who understands my dilemma!" +25 years old. You're welcome,How old is OP? +What's your favorite warframe and why? Looking for as much input as I can get,baeshee <3 Also really like Wukong because big stick and Iron Vault is pretty fun +Godfrey Elfwick on Twitter: Brianna Wu for congress #ImWithHimher,good god brianna wu is ugly +Will take some pictures when I get home in a few hours. What parts specifically do you want to see?,The spine and the back if that's fine :) +How do I reason with my mom who believes in creationism. I constantly find myself arguing with her and I think it's because she is religious and I can't talk to or reason with someone like that. What should I do?,You cannot reason people out of a position that they did not reason themselves into. +Black holes are proven as long as you believe gravity is proven. We have enough objective scientific evidence to classify them as scientific fact. Like gravity. And evolution.,But it's just a theory! +"I don't know, but what bothers me most is the space between PER & CENT",The space is there to really put em pha sis on the message! +Found my brother's GBC ... I still remember those times when we used to play together <3,"I've never heard of Oracle of Seasons, is it good?" +Does it have to be my child or can i just take a random child,"Any child will do, please use express delivery though." +What movie has the best villain?,"I always liked Gene Hackman in **Unforgiven** But since the town sheriff probably shouldn't qualify as a villain, I guess the correct answer is **Star Wars**" +Looks just as monumental as the track sounds!,Well considering the track was (literally) half inspired by that I guess it fits. +I was planning on it once she is adoptable :),Enjoy your new cat! +"Usually you're required to spend X amount, maybe $1000 to actually get the reward.",And working out all that crap and keeping on top of everything would almost be a full time job - so you'd be better off just working weekends at a casual job and earning money that way. +Anyone have some fashion that I could use with the cathedral Knight Helm? I'm trying to make my character look tough and strong for my crusader build,Faaram drakeblood or silver knight armor all fit +why are you currently cheating on your SO?,Screen peaking is so hard not to do. +"Fellow ranked climbers, how much progress have you made in S7 so far?",Still in placements +"You do realize that AMD cpus run cooler than Intel's, right?","Yes, the bigger dye lets them dissipate heat faster...and is also big enough to fry some bacon on" +"Not unless it gets the ACOG instead, which would be cool",then he loses the shotgun for map manipulation. +"Thats how every nova thinks, so stop it. That was my excuse for not using an ak, I couldnt so I wouldnt. But that is how you never learn and never improve. Dont be afraid to fail in order to improve.","I was the opposite, I only used rifles and never AWPed, now I am at DMG and I can't AWP for shit lmao." +As opposed to Fathers4Justice who are trying to make two gay men adopting a child about them.,Who fired the shots first? +"Yeah, feral is starting to annoy me for a few reasons. They lost their customer database (which I really hope was encrypted)...I am guessing you have to be pretty incompetent for that to happen right? And their peering sucks. I can only download from them at around 5MBPS (yes, bits) at the moment. I used to change routing daily which helped but now their website is gone I can't do that...","It also magically happened at the same time WCD went down, unique eh." +"Belgium has an unusual federal system with two overlapping sets of subdivisions instead of provinces. Here's an article that explains it all, with maps included.",Belgium does have provinces though. +"Any Good Visual Novel Recommendations for Straight Guys? I just started getting into the whole visual novel thing with the recent PS+ offerings. Thing is, I'm a straight guy, and as much as I've enjoyed romancing these dudes, I'm wondering what recommendations anyone has for visual novel games catered toward my demographic. Preferably with minimal gameplay like Code Realize, just with girls. Not really looking for something like Gal Gun. Any recommendations?","Steins;Gate, Danganronpa, and the Zero Escape series are pretty gender neutral If you want something more male focused there's Grisaia and Muv Luv though I don't think the latter is out yet" +"The pilot? A small, sentient helicopter.",My wife left me +CTL480/CTH480 is good,Also cookiezi uses Cth480 so you're obviously going to get better at aiming with it +BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS OF STEEL good ole' ventrillo harassment,GET OUT THE VENT OR I'LL HAVE YOU BENT +You know it is possible to be a fan of two different teams in a league?,Cavs fans should know +"What if Afton adopts children to torture/experiment with? Have you ever thought Afton could have adopted the boys in FNaF 4 to experiment with? And the girl is his only true daughter? It explains why Vlad doesn't want to do anything with the baby boy in the cartoon and says it's not his son, if Vlad is supposed to represent Purple Man anyway... It could explain why Afton has no remorse for experimenting with his children, they are adopted. But his daughter isn't, which is why he goes back to the location for her but not for his sons. I know it's abit out there.","If comparing his situation to tv show, I'd rather say that baby is literally Baby animatronic and Baby eating cat represents his daugther or just the idea of Baby eating kids." +Many years is probably an understatement. This type of thing has been done before the US government existed. We only thought our government wasn't that corrupt.,"Not only our gov't, but our Justice dept, essentially the heart of our Democracy." +"If something is as low as it gets, how can one defame it lower?","Honestly, he'd have to *have* character first in order to defame it." +Trevor Noah...John Oliver.....,You Mean Not John Stewart and Not Stephen Colbert? +"It's funny how the people who complain about Saudi Arabia (since i'm thinking he's referring to that) were the first ones in like to applaud them for letting the US use their country to bomb and invade a neighbour back into the stone age. Twice. They gave the US access. They got guns. They remained in their good graces, they got more deals. That's the way the world works and if you don't want to deal with countries that are 100% good, you end up with a deal with canada and canada alone.",Canada is pretty great tbh +good guy jeremy,"He said no can do, he bet on the Pacers winning and he needs money to cover a pepperoni pizza tomorrow... :(" +Pulitzer-worthy investigation here,Jesus this is some stalkerish level journalism here +i've never found it useful,I never even tried it. +"PTR went down before Halloween went live, so no, it's just downloading the Halloween event.",Halloween stuff isn't on it. +What is fios?,Verizon's fibre-to-the-premises implementation. +Sexy sexy HK21,Thumbnail looked like they reinvented the Chauchat! +Not sure what power exactly since my top reddit comment is this? When a guy raises a girl he adopted as a daughter but makes her his wife after she grows up.,I believe that would be the power of disgusting and creeping out people. +"I didn't realize it was a Nintendo funded console, still seems like an unnecessary platform in this day and age.",This is not marketed to people like you. +"What I was trying to say it that flashing once here to proceed doesn't mean it's uneducated just because it's different. The UK may have a law on it, but a lot of other countries don't, and UK's doesn't apply here, where the opposite is apparently dominant.",And as i mentioned above earlier i stand corrected regarding that law in our country +Populism is not hard to do.,"Populism is a word, used by elitist leftists to disparage wrongthinkers." +"Turkey fires thousands more in latest post-coup purge of police | A total of 7,669 police officers, 323 personnel in the gendarmerie, 543 prosecutors and judges were suspended, along with nearly 520 people removed from the religious affairs directorate",At this rate there's going to be no one left. +Good luck with that. I just don't even do most of these missions that require players these days. Not even worth it.,"For some ppl its not always about rewards, some of us jjust trying to keep 100% complete missions." +Who will pick yaar.. Arnab is busy on following Rahul Gandhi circus..Afraid of black out NDTV may back out.. My only hope is zakka or Rajdeep..Even if they pick up right wing trolls wil troll them to hell..,"BuzzFeed india, this is your last chance to get radians click on your pages." +Touch me!,If you are referring to TouchMe gesture studio as equivalent you might have focused more on the fact that I said the word gestures than touchpad. +Is she single?,Asking the real questions! +I dont know what it is but this dude reeks of Detroit area native.,"Is it because he looks a lot like Kid Rock, who is also from Detroit?" +"Don't worry, peng chicken man will be back to YT obscurity within a month. Remember the old dude whose hamster died? Reddit donated like $70,000 to his gofundme and then dropped him like a bad habit.",What was hit yt username again? +TFW you have no luck with girls,A story as old as time. +"Yep...more calories, and it has beef and VEGGIES & fruit! The other one 'tastes like chicken'",more like BEEF and ^^^veggies... +"Completely immoral, given that you upvoted pure garbage? Yes. ^^but ^^I ^^won't ^^tell ^^anybody ^^if ^^you ^^don't","according to google translate, Nullam gravida vehicula dolor, translates to: No pregnant vehicles pain O.o" +What do you think is in the box?,"I'm surprised people are even still asking this question, the 4 game's lore is inside the box, but Scott is never going to open it." +"Oh wow. Strange, dark and hilarious. Wtf?",The trifecta of perfect stories +"Yeah. I have some ARP Myoko and the Schshors for MB missions at t7. Recently got the Kiev which makes it a lot easier, since bad games get me 80 MB hits and good games over 250 hits. But with only Nagato , thats some serious grind.","50 hits at best, already grinded 2k, finish me pls..." +How do you they didn't?,That was considered for sure +Evan McMullin on Twitter: Republican leaders knew Russia was undermining our democracy during the election and they chose to ignore it.,The good news is that we can hook up a turbine to Reagan's grave and use the spinning to power all of North America forever. +You know your country is in a crisis when the friggin Dictionary has to respond.,Hillary and Obama took his dictionary to Kenya and broke it. +Lewis is 100% getting canned,Sadly not before Ryan did. +Legion is love. Legion is life.,Gotta love how deep the titan combat is now +The Presidential Election Was a Referendum on Gender and Women Lost,literally was not a referendum +Chase pops in the wild?,I believe they are normal price at retail but most pop shops will sell it marked up unless you get lucky and come across an less informed seller +Something I've been working on for a while,0/10 No BAWHN BAWHN +Gory days? All I remember about those days was losing.,I was being sarcastic... Forgot the +"No, making an x amount of profit wasn't one of my goals at all. They didn't care the least bit. Also, retardedly, I finished mid table in elf 2, and they gave me a transfer budget of $200 mill the next season when my budget the first season was around $5 mill","A Financial Takeover can help in your situation, 200 million is way too low!" +Planning ahead I take it?,Oh definitely not! +I would but I know that the Clinton Foundation money would be used to suppress any effort to prosecute so...,"I don't see how that would save her versus Trumps team, he has The Best People!" +"Yeah, I get this said to me a lot (Azir main). I can't remember the last time azir got a buff I think it was only nerfs and adjustments to his kit.","Every bugfix was a buff, i remember when only 1 of 3 aa deals dmg due to a bug and azir was viable..." +Pakistani cinemas not to screen Indian films indefinitely,LOL...wat a reply +Odyssey 200 Auction I just Won For $150!,So... when are you going to post pictures of you playing that grandpa? +Card Idea: SUPER-RARE Grass Blade,Nice jurassic park reference +"It does, if he has a lick of sense. Laptops like this aren't meant for gaming, obviously. But, if he knows that, he wouldn't be making this post. It's built to suit very different needs and wants. Why they want to classify it as a pro is behind me, but they are. Reeks a wee bit of what the M series has been tainted with.",How's that straw man fighting back? +"How I hated having to make IE compatible websites back then, when Firefox was so much more advanced. It's a bless to live in an pos M$ tech world. New generations have no idea how sad it was to work with obsolete tech in the turning of the century. For those years (1995 to 2005), M$ totally deserves to die slowly, becoming more and more irrelevant each day.",It's wonderful that we don't have to deal with obsolete tech anymore. +You didn't get your 20% raise yet?,Just a lousy 18.5%... +Well I for one CANNOT WAIT for the Unfinished Music vinyls,Sales will be in the dozens! +American politics at the Skytrain station,#YOU SEEM REALLY EXCITED +Ask the people who bought Trump's book.,the op submitted an article talking about Clinton new book of bullshit lies. +"Petition to CaNWC Music Team Make JhonJRenns sing more (Not a shitpost, his voice is beautiful)",we are cool and new +"Get ready. AG Trey Gowdy, Special Prosecuter Chris Christie, FBI Director Jason Chaffetz are coming for you Hillary!!! Move to Canada before it's too late!!",Rudy will be AG because we need Gowdy and Chaffetz in Congress to maintain majority. +wat,Projection! +Oh shit. What a sick burn. I love Eagles fans,I think upvotes count for community service time in Philadelphia. +What is a myth you are tired of hearing?,That's bath salts. +"NES Classic receiving unfair 1 star reviews because it is out of stock from Amazon. People should review the product, not Amazon's stock - which isn't their fault either!",Surely it's not due to Amazon constantly crashing during the order period and that Nintendo/Amazon never bothered to do pre-orders for the game! +"Boy, the Clintons must be some really smart and clever people to have gotten away with so much for so long. The extreme right-wing have been attacking them since 1991. And in all that time, all those tens of millions of dollars spent on all those repeated investigations and the best they could come up with, in 25 years, was a BJ in the Oval Office. Lying about a consensual BJ was the only thing, in all that time, that they could make stick. Bill got impeached but kept his job as president. Nothing happened to Hillary. Monica has had many good, productive jobs. Google her, look at Wikipedia. Newt Gingrich lost his job as speaker of the house. When you think of all the people the Clintons have worked with over the years, people who are supposidly covering for them? You want to know what the chances are of all those people keeping these secrets and not taking for all those years are? Just look at what's happening to Trump, right now. People saw him doing these things, witnesses telling all. All his lies are coming back to bite him in the ass. So either all the accusations are just more of the lies that the extreme right-wing talk radio people have been telling about any successful Democrat, or we have yet another thing that Hillary can do that The Donald can't.","Hillary is an unfeeling, nefarious, coldhearted mastermind of the highest caliber who is also on the verge of death and can't handle the slightest breeze!" +Watkins (foot) officially questionable for Sunday,Well fuck me. +2k: Glad to see a player playing legitimately Inner 2k: Hit em with the cheese,"If ya can't beat em, cheese em." +"Treacle Treat Burger from Burger and Beyond, London.","Bun, TWO 60 day aged chuck and short rib patties, mozzarella and treacle cured bacon." +"Nuthin But A G Thang isn't available on Spotify, yet it showed up as a suggested song for my Playlist. Is The Chronic coming to Spotify soon? Or is this a common glitch? Odd that it would suggest a song yet link me to a grayed out track from an entirely different album.",It's available on the Snoop album. +Free PSN Games for September 2016 - all in one direct link on the PlayStation Store,isnt badlands a mobile game? +I have no desire to stop biting my nails. I let my index finger nails grow so that I can scratch sort of but that's it.,Yeah okay but it's really not good +"Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, OK now ladies (yeah!) Now we gon' break this thing down in just a few seconds. Now don't have me to break this thing down for nothing. Now I wanna see y'all on your baddest behavior. Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbor",Shake it +You deserve way more views and fame!,You're too kind! +"See, what bothers me is that with RCS my carrier should theoretically be able to read my messages. I don't like that.",They can read your sms too dont worry. +[Bops bootily],[(First Word) (Last Word)] +This needs to stop,But atleast it was an actual book with hundred of pages instead of 7 pages books you usually see. +"Good, you understand my frustration.","No, I just know that it usually takes some context to understand them" +why is that interesting that's the only group that she's purposely outcast in order to pander to her voters,"My only guess is that white men believe that women shouldn't accept any apologies after husband cheats on them & instead should kick them to the curb, take all their man's $ because that's what white men believe they deserve." +Democrats haven't been this mad since Republicans freed the slaves and gave women the right to vote,Ever since this election cycle began it's been only the Republicans talking about wanting to return to slavery & deny women the right to vote. +Bowie knife Fade Fn 73Keys,tradeurl bud +"Venezuelan here, he's not lying... but is rude to ask strangers to give you free things.",Specially when there are far more important things to deal with. +Rumor has it G2 Jake will be there,"Just a rumor, I'm not sure who you heard that from" +LOL Mirana now becomes the ultimate teammate trolling hero,The nerf we need! +It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again,"It puts the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the coal again!" +Ayy lmao bb les fuk,I put on my robe and wizard hat... +"Can a 500w PSU handle an Intel Core i5-6400? I'm building my first PC and have been told to use i5 instead of i3, this takes the price up quite a bit so i was wondering if anyone knew if this sort of Power Supply will work with the Intel Core i5-6400? Thanks","Totally, Skylake uses only 65 Watt, they are very power efficiency." +"Quick Content TTR Could come out with? Well we're all wanting new content from the TTR team, new tasks, neighbourhoods etc. Of course that takes a lot of time, in terms of the TTR team taking action now however what could they put out that would appease you but be relatively quick to produce? For me it would be either a new cog type (IE Hackbots or some new type like that?) or just some new higher level cogs, for example an upgraded version of the big Cheese. It doesn't seem like it would take that much work, maybe a few new attacks but for the most part since cogs use the same models as other cogs it would only be a matter of changing a few textures around and such right? The concepting would probably take longer than the actual programming. In addition to this it would get people's heads swirling, it is significant new content with not a huge amount of effort compared to other things and it gets people thinking we're going to get a new HQ or something in future for this cog type. But what about the rest of you? What smaller content or easier to make content could TTR release now to quell the userbase's issues with the team?",brand new mega invasionsTM +"If it was numerical, Rogue *One* should be first alongside TPM.",Can we just get it to replace Phantom Menace instead? +You're right back to back defensive player of the year and NBA first teamer and finals MVP at the age of 25 totally overhyped,How do you put Westbrook above Harden? +What is something that is popular that annoys you?,"Challenges that aren't actually challenging, but more of a fancy act (of idiocy and ignorance in many examples)" +Username checks out?,Only in a pseudo BS kinda way. +New post with pics,[CONFIRMED] OP's GF is SEXY AF! +I'm in 9 and mine shows arena 8.,That's some bs +Is 5% going to happen?,"If our votes don't get fooled with too much, we should get more than 5, IMO." +"purple lobos, cobalt pulsus, orange/crimson/forest green/cobalt/ striker titanium white discos offers","Orange photons, 2 keys and forest green tunicas for the cobalt pulsus?" +"I'll be honest, I spent a good five minutes contemplating whether to type Shisha or Hookah. To me it's always been Shisha, but I think the more common term for it outside of the Arab world is Hookah. Needless to say, I'm still ashamed.",I always thought shisha were the coals themselves.. The things you learn through OW 0.o +"Still doesn't work though, you can just change your monitors brightness.","But its not easier as before, that's the point" +"I couldn't count how many times I see: then, than, weather, and whether.",So you are just bad at counting than... +"Fun Pick up and play NES games Hey r/nes! I've recently gotten into NES collecting and so far I'm absolutely loving it. I only have about 20 games so far, but I've been having a blast over the last few months. However, a lot of the games I have are action-adventure/RPG's like Final Fantasy, Legend of Zelda, and Kid Icarus. I'm trying to find games that I can pop into the NES, pick up a controller and just play for 20-30 minutes while I listen to music or watch a tv show. Games like Marble Madness, Dr. Mario, and Rad Racer are GREAT for this, they're perfect games to veg out to. Games like Final Fantasy and Startropics don't quite fill this urge, because you have to dedicate a certain amount of attention and time to playing them. My question is, can you recommend any NES games that are fun to veg out with and play somewhat passively? Thanks!",The first super mario bros game is my favorite pick up and play game +"'Be careful, they can talk!' ...","If they can talk, they're obviously not autistic." +Well thats assuming neither deto or wm miss. And yeah i was seriously wondering how anyone would deal with the weak anima bombs and so much powers bombs on p4 but didnt know how to ask that,"So much power hits only 49k or so, and pretty much barricade handles that nicely" +I highly suggest you go and see how he did the same thing regarding Planned Parenthood and see how that ended up in the end. He's done this over and over and it's so far always turned out to be bullshit. So I would wait until we find out all of the information. There's been a lot of jumping to conclusion from Trump supporters lately and it's getting a bit ridiculous,This is literally the only subreddit I've seen where people are making this excuse. +hehe,xD +As is tradition.,"This is a great day for Canada, and therefore the world." +Taylor Swift,You must have bad blood with her. +How to avoid getting arrested 101,Did anyone else see that coming from the second frame onward? +Had never played a Saturn until I randomly bought one a few weeks ago. Here's the game collection so far...unfortunately 99% from eBay. Got Clockwork for $20 on CL. Blank one is Astal,That is an excellent start! +Holy Grails? Top of your list or hard to find pieces.,"Want: Splatterhouse on PC-E CIB, Splatterhouse 3 on Genesis CIB, Bubble Bobble 2 (any), Ducktales 2 (any), Resident Evil 4 chainsaw controller (I know it isn't a game, but I want it!)" +Theories on aksis challenge mode?,You forgot the +The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt-Hearts of Stone Main Menu Theme,"I might be a Fanboy of the Witcher franchise, but boy there is no single track in the Witcher 3 that I don't like!" +10 losses,Bold but fair +I read that in Farnsworth's voice,hehehe BBBRrrrraaaccckk +What are some relationship green flags that indicate that the person is a keeper?,They keep hobos away from you. +No problem you dank ass motherfuck.,Lol sneaky edit m89 +No expansion confirmed :-\,Yes because they have announced everything. +Holding someone down and pretending to rape them without warning while the cameras are rolling with no apology after is still pretty fucking awful.,"Don't get me wrong, it's terrible that it happened." +Amtrak is spending billions so you can travel 3 mph faster on a small section of track,"reminds me of japans bullet trains but I wonder, with the US's not-so-flat-terrain, it would cost too much" +"Atm, I'm looking into BRZR BOTRK like the old days w/ devouer + botrk. But it feels very clunky in the build no CDR for more ultis",what about: brzr bc or warrior bork +Pray = Teamless in Deft era Bang = Slapped all day long and on shit teams during Deft/Imp era :D,"Ahh so Madlife is still the best player ever, I knew it wasn't just me!" +"So what exactly is supposed to be different, and why will they cost $100 more than last year's model?",They're lighter... The fact that they removed two popular features of course has nothing to do with why they are lighter. +I'm Greek. Good choice in food!,"Yeah, I wanted something light and with very few carbs." +I may need an army for this one,"You don't need an army, you have a factory." +This was right at the start of the map and the guy was obviously just not good enough to keep acc though. Wouldn't really compare it to your situation.,How do you know his situation is different +Lucas needs to start,Much too slow. +"MRW my friend, who is drinking an 18 year old scotch for the first time, asks if he should add cola.",My reaction when I buy my brother a $30 bottle of wine and he just wants to have a chug-a-lug +Guy Richie is directing the live action remake of Aladdin,"Oi mate, is you one of dem genies which grants me three wishes?" +Jordan Chariton: Clinton camp creepily took photo of Bernie Sanders in bathing suit and leaked it to the press,and he just looks cute :-) +What is a great smell you love?,Cornfields on a warm summer morning. +Actually its pretty much the same. Took me about 3 months to scour for parts and put together an old Chevy.,Took me ~10 minutes to get a list of parts and order them then ~1hour to build my first PC. +Does anyone know if cannabis will burn if I pass current through a gauze it is lying on? Title says it all! Any information would be greatly appreciated!,White people can never just smoke a regular blunt. +"In his final news conference of the year, President Barack Obama emphasized that Russia cannot change or significantly weaken the U.S., adding that Russia is a smaller and weaker country",Rekity +Really hope that Clarke will be a twi'lek or togruta.,I want her as the villain +"It's in case of death, the surviving partner can get completely screwed over by the other's relatives. This already happens with straight married couples. LGBT have even less leverage.","I agree that anyone should be allowed to make a ~~Wish~~ Will at little cost/free of charge, but this is not quite the focus of my question here." +As the hype dies off the prices should rise again so I'd probably buy a fair few even just to merch them,"this isn't all hype, wintertodt is always going to be popular due to its free good xp" +Kuro as well. Even tho he chokes against Faker everytime,I'd personally rate Kuro more in line with Pawn and Scout^ +"Won't work. People will flee socialism, so it will collapse even without outside military suppression (see East Germany)","the East and West Coasts have pretty hefty liberal millenial populations, and if you frame it like a Sanders-esque movement then drift into whatever socialist model u/jaijasty2 wants, you could maintain a sizable population." +Yep he just got confirmed and aswell a Diablo 3 skin for Diablo! :),guess that excludes having that be a new hero as a leah / al'diabalos pair Q_Q +"Add me, I have the game on xbone and pc. I really want to level up a few alts. I'm on most night and weekends. Hawaii time for now until next month. Name: Snowy deathray.","Well, I am done now, only took me 13hrs" +"I don't know how anyone can work there and sleep at night, cancer is the only way to describe these cunts. I'd rather be on the fucking dole.","I've met people who work for one of these newspapers, many of them are foreign immigrants and they all struck me as very well organised and intelligent people - then again, they were in technical support, not journalists." +WHAT IS CNN????,#C__linton__ #N__ews__ #N__etwork__ +What are you doing in order to get closer to achieving your desired changes in society?,Nuclear Holocaust +"I'm not special. The one weird thing I did that one time, that thing I do when I'm alone or that crazy thing that happened to me. Someone else has done it or experienced it. Some times it's kind of nice to know others have had similar experiences as me or thoughts that I have had. In the big picture it makes me feel much more normal.","One thing I have almost always thought about is, there are 7 billion people on this planet, at least one other person somewhere is probably doing the same thing as me." +Although I bet that one of those 'bedrooms' is actually a living room.,Or a sex dungeon. +The Truth About Second Hand Vapor,"Fuck your link man, post the shit directly or dont post it at all." +Can we get a stickied thread for unlisted 5.2 changes?,When someone starts one... +"Well if they don't want people to play in solo-que they should delete it all together. The place is so chaotic, I'm just saying that there are others like me in solo that are trying their best, and not seeing the same bonus that someone else gets simply by playing with one friend.","I have the exact same feeling but I don't see it being addressed anytime soon, just try to remember 20 percent bonus is pretty meaningless and try to enjoy the time you have with the game." +What if we had some periodic successes thread?,+1 for this idea +"Well, she could be more upset I guess","Just give it back to her and say Darlin, we all die sometime." +Northlane - Comatose,The only problem I have with this song is the like 16 seconds of silence at the end. +Deca plx fix,What package is this? +"What's a good region to queue in that's located in Europe? My local region has no players at all. Tried Netherlands, no luck with the queue.","I use UK - Manchester, seems fine for me." +"So, if we were to have long and honest discussion on the EU, would the vote go back down to the public or to MPs? Would you also consider changing who can vote in the referendum or keep the same rules as before? If a re-vote did occur would you consider adding more options instead of a binary yes or no (EG maybe explain what a hard and soft Brexit is and state them as options).","Alas the idea of a non binary vote is probably a non starter because the second you do that hardline brexiteers will scream its just an attempt to dilute the brexit vote if you had an options like Remain, Soft, Hard it would probably tip the scales in favour of Remain." +Crestfall Gaming Alpha Preview,No holy resistance showcase? +Patrik Laine rips one short side on Quick,"Great shot, good to see him sniping it on one of the league's best goalies." +What isn't worth the effort?,Most things. +There's a post like 3 below this one. Do ya'll not look before posting?,why would someone look before posting? +Why not 5?,Don't you know everyone's hands got bigger since the last generation? +So sad that the new Warlock legendary is not competitive. When he said it was a no duplicate card I got super excited. Surely it would have a good effect to compensate for the no duplicates! Instead the effect is poor. In a Reno deck you will not have many demons. You will often not want to pull Jaraxxus out of your hand. You will not always want to pull the new aoe demon out of your hand. Playing doomgaurd in Reno is clunky. Just overall disappointed.,For having the highlander requirement it is even worse than the Rogue legendary. +What did everyone think of the new Suicidal Tendencies album? I liked it quite a bit!,It's always cyco in Philadelphia +What's your unpopular opinion you can assume?,He Hitler he can assume +lol of course it's a dean guitar. Probably with lightning bolts.,Your not a true metal guitarist unlesss you use a dean dimebag signature. +"the West is still butthurt after the last election when Putin won with a landslide, they tried desperately to claim it was rigged, even when everyone knows Putin won fair and square. their pathetic national endowment for democracy was not able to fool anyone.",But we're talking about the current election. +"Before this election, I would have said I highly doubt Trump will insult a war veteran for being captured if he wants to become President. Seriously, it feels like all bets are off at this point.","Grab em by the pussy, get elected President..." +"They already had released a couple different DLCs, but they were free. The outrage is all surrounding the new one they put out having a $20 price tag. Granted I've never played ARK, and I don't have much interest in it after the bad taste The Stomping Land left in my mouth regarding early access dinosaur survival games.","save your breath, this website just cries 24/7 they don't get everything for free" +"17-year-old Idaho teen shoots intruder following home-invasion, shoot-out.",I sure hope he was able to perform a background check on himself before he transferred his dad's weapon to himself. +Periodic Tables through history (from Antiquity to Present),"They left out the first two: rock & water and rock, water & metal" +"There's nothing more pathetic than an anti gun veteran. If you served our country and want to infringe on the 2A, then you can go off yourself. Seriously. I don't respect you or your family's sacrifice. I'll pay for the bleach or round that ends it.",I can't wait for Baby Hands to lose and this sub shrivels up and dies +Anyone awake in the USA? I'm in UK,Yea +except the game was never meant to be hyper realistic.,As evidenced by their failure to create a brand new periodic table. +What happens in Paris when politics want to deny the access to the city to vehicles older than 99.,"What is that, Place de la Concorde?" +Necromancer paid class! LOL,And for just another $0.99 you can get the animation skin for the Bone Wall skill: Pay Wall! +Hopefully I can talk her down from this.,She's out of her fucking mind. +-400 degree Celsius? Duh. -273 degrees is the least temp possible in the universe. I just lost faith in the rest of the picture.,Well the left side is Fahrenheit +A diagram answering about 95% of all the which printer should I buy posts.,Needs printrbot in there somewhere. +Literally in the first minute or two he walks by huge ass letters and a heart that says cardio and you can hear treadmills going. This guy is either the greatest troll ever or the biggest douche bag,Gonna go with d-bag on this one +"Instead of cheat days, try doing cheat meals. Currently I'm allowing myself 1 cheat meal on Sundays only and it's made all the difference. Also increase your water intake if you're eating high sodium foods to help with the water retention.",I loved swapping to cheat meals instead of cheat days! +Is there an E sports Marcus Fenix skin? Just curious. I couldn't give a damn about anybody else,Esports Zombie Dom next pls +"dude, i'm joking. horus_kirshna proved bradley manning wasn't a person by asking if there were any videos of him. so i posted a video of him and then made the argument even stupider.","Nvm, disregard my comment." +"Can you explain what non-competes are, and their role in CA?","Its good for building talent and attractive workers, but shitty for employers who want said workers." +"Sony compact series. Z5c and Xc are the last ones. -4,6 screen",The Sony Xperia Z5 Compact and X Compact do not work on Verizon. +You just have to keep chepeniscking.,Something is... off +"One could only dream of such a world. Alas, it is a force that is too powerful to contain.",I'm afraid you are indeed correct. +"Why are his dipshit kids getting involved? Honestly they are probably reasonably smart, but that's even dumber than having Trump for president",Someone has to be their to control him otherwise who knows what he would do. +Russian expert says Trump trying to engage China in bargaining,Russia is desperate to prop up their puppet until he can do most damage. +Trump Aides Ask of Russian Meddling: Does It Matter?,"Yes, it could rise to the level of treason for Trump and his staff." +"Last night, Clinton got 6 questions on her emails. Trump got zero on his Iraq lies.","Or his mafia ties, or his lies, or Trump University, or his ties to Putin, or his bankruptcies, or his modeling agency violating immigration and employment rules, or his hiring of illegal immigrants, or his failures to pay subcontractors, or ......" +"One of his surrogates on CNN actually said that he's not going to release them (Trump) because the media is just going to pick them apart and therefore hurt the campaign. Am I taking crazy pills? Isn't that the reason they release them? To pick them apart and therefore vet the leader of the free world. Can we do the same thing? Sorry home mortgage company, I'm not going to show you my financial records because it might hurt my chances of getting this loan.",What if we agree not to look at them and continue to pretend that he is actually a businessman and actually a billionaire and actually competent. +Lmao Its not going low its goading trump into going low and he fell for it. If i was a trump supporter id be pretty pissed that donny kept taking the bait time and time again. Im still lolling at clinton goading him into the nasty woman outburst because she hurt his widdle feelings,Imagine what she will be able to do with Putin. +Is it? Are there millions of people fleeing Christian ISIS? Or are you just being a tad bit hyperbolic? They're fleeing the ISLAMIC STATE. I'll give you a plane ticket to Aleppo or Mosul. You can send me to one of those Christian Sharia equivalents like Vatican City. Quit with the moral relativism. Islam is a Satanic parody of Christianity.,"Ignorant and racist, what a perfect representation of your terrible state, enjoy the generational drubbing coming your way." +do you have a career in this field?,"Yeah, its what i do fot a living" +Stop being friends with the vegans and order a pepperoni pizza. Not how I'd deal with politics but how I would probably handle this situation.,"Haha, very much agreed." +"Normally, I don't care. But if you do that shit while I'm trying to get those spikes from basilisks during a mining WQ, and then DON'T FUCKING LOOT THE THINGS SO I CAN MINE THEM, you're an asshat.",Welcome to being a skinner for the entirety of the game. +"1,526,104","1,526,105" +Bauer spent his friday evening helping a Brunswick highschooler with her math homework.,"He might not be the best pitcher, but I love Trevor." +"There is no supported way to do what you're asking. You can only delete memes after they're stored in the database. You can't photoshop them. If there was a feature on /pol/ that allowed this, it could cause serious issues with kek. There may be ways to hack a solution, but I am not aware of them.",SPICY! +Training the Baby Fennec Fox to Sit,THOSE EARS +Times hit a brother hard.,This This is true desperation The only way someone would come to this was if they already tore off and ate their own legs first... No point in keeping Timbs you can't wear. +But I thought Reddit invented secret Santa,for everyone who is downvoting this: +"I simply can not believe her reaction. Like, I get it, not all veggies are awesome, but I don't think I've ever gagged at the *smell* of one.",It's obvious that she has some sort of mental illness. +It's like all these CEOs just want me to drink water and be on The_Donald all day.,Yuengling and (Diet) Coca Cola are still acceptable. +"Please go run it and post it on Reddit, until then you're wrong.","That's actually not true, but go ahead and continue with your logic." +What Askreddit question has a completely different meaning with an NSFW tag?,Will it fit? +"Trump wins, and gives an overwhelming speech about the sorry state of this country before stepping down and having the VP do the same. This sparks a national reform of our electoral system.",Paul Ryan for President! +When do you think approval would happen?,"Target date is January 29, but I could see it happening earlier with all of the recent early approvals going on." +"When a company offers me a better price after I cancel their subscription, they're just admitting they were overcharging me.",Sirius radio anybody? +**New mirror?** This one's not working.,"Still works for me, don't know what to tell you." +Heatwave Laby+Another Bm+Type s,"Type S, GT, Lobo and some crates is the best I can do." +"When I first heard he was playing in Call of Duty, I was hoping there'd be some scene where they get extracted with a car. Everybody gets in, and somebody says Holy shit we'll never get out of here. Then you look to your left and see Hamilton sitting behind the wheel. *Buckle up.*","Buckle up boys, gotta cut all the corners." +Jordan Reed-esqu?,He really only plays wide out anymore. +Don't think the censor board played as the character because she's shit...,Her defaults suck but if you use customs she can be good +"Looking for fics that dive into the more technical aspect of magic Okay, so, pretty much every fic only delves into learning new spells. However, I haven't seen any that go into the more technical aspect. Why does magic recognize a specific word to activate the spell? How is arthimancy involved in the creation of the spell? How is the effect of the spell decided? How do they work? Over 70k+ words please!",The series starting with linkffn(The Pureblood Pretense) is great and has plenty of explanations for various magics. +"Monitors on light switch? My large network setup is against the wall where the only outlets are on the light switch. Ugly cables plug power strips into outlets in other parts of the room, but I am trying to minimize that. Would it harm my four monitors if they are all plugged into a power strip that plugs directly into the socket controlled by the light switch? I'm thinking that would remove the need for screensavers... All monitors would be powered off and on when I leave and enter the room. I just don't know if power is cut off differently if electric is shut off, than if it is cut off using the power button.","If it's only the displays being powered from the light switch's circuit, I don't *think* it would cause any harm to turn them off with the switch." +Otto Porter defending Demar Derozan,"Although Otto should have fought harder on some screens, I think Gortat really needs to work on defending smaller players" +"-146 Oh sweet, welcome.",-145 **Subscribes** +"its even more mind blowing if it is in the US, we have really terrible options here. all the tim's here regularly back up into the street.","I've never seen anything quite like a Tim's line, except maybe the line at the Czech Stop Bakery in West, Texas." +"Trump does not like illegal broadcasting, not all of it.","After last night's ludicrous display, I doubt Trump cares much for broadcasting of any sort that isn't The Apprentice." +"Shitposters of Reddit, why?",Should have tagged as serious +"haha, no. I don't","fair enough, I still think this is heathen bacon however" +Hold my beer for a second please--OH GOD OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING,So most people *can't* open beers with their lady parts? +"Because **THE EXTINCTION OF THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE BY GAY SEX** or some such tripe, I assume.","And they, once again, forget that bisexuals exist." +Clinton: Trump is Putin's 'puppet',Trump's official position on Putin: reverse cowgirl +"I eat much healthier than my husband, maybe that is the reason I am horny all the time!","Lower your libido, start eating like him!" +If she tries to disable it and no one else is around the turret will most likely kill her before she can hack it.,Cloak--get up by the turrent--hack while taking almost no damage +Yeah redbull has no idea what they're doing when it comes to stunts they just take chances.,"They sent a dude to the edge of space dangling by a balloon, cheap asses should have used a rocket." +Kryssie isn't safe with the care package right? She can only save someone else?,Yeah +I would also look like that if I were Hillary Clinton,Prove it +"Can we have the random option for announcer packs and music themes? Hi all, You know the option random that you can select when you have multiple ward skins and don't mind having whichever show up in your next game? Wouldn't it be helpful if we could have the same for our announcer packs and music themes? Hell, recalls now have skins too, they could benefit from this as well. That way, all your items could be cycled at random between games if you prefer or you can do the usual and just limit it to a single one.","No because this have been asked a lot of times, so Hi-Rez won't make it a thing." +"My future goal is a version of this. I like the idea of living together with many parents and many kids. All adults care and provide for the children. The children have more playmates, the adults have more -wink- playmates. My only issue is I'm a woman with a great career, and I don't think I want to give up the provider role because tradition.",Save enough money to start your ~~reverse harem~~ dream tribe ! +Nvidiot would have been better.,Your rig seems extremely balanced. +"Just save some time and text in your vote. It's legit, I swear.",i'm gonna need pics... of your penis. +Bearded with a bunch of slaves. Shit he could be the prophet.,He knows if you're halal or haram.... +"After a Christmas vacation we were home and I asked her about marriage. I don't want to marry you. I never wanted to marry you. I never will marry you. followed by a thirty minute speech about missing her single life. I died a little inside, honestly. Tried to make it work but I realize now I stopped trying after that. Eight months later she moves out. Three months after that she is begging me to take her back, she wants to get married, she wants to own a house. And I'm just too hurt to believe her. Therapy is helping. But a five year relationship died that day. And I miss it, but I'm not sure I miss her anymore. Her addiction and alcoholism played a major role in her choice and feelings. She had, apparently, been using for a few months and kept it hidden. If you need help quitting heroin, go find it. It fucks up more than just your life. The people you hurt the worst are the ones you love the most. And that love for you may never end, but how much they care for you just may.",Drugs are a hell of a drug +"Nah, beer isn't for taste, look at literally the entire beer industry. Popular beer tastes like popular beer, which tastes like shit. But drinking through a straw definitely does make it foam more, I've found. You aren't drinking beer so much as swallowing bubbles directly.",That makes sense too +I turned my brightness all the way up and could just barely make out the logo. Don't know how OP managed to spot it.,"Me neither, but she's posted photos of herself wearing an Orioles hat before." +Michelle Rodriguez claims bisexuality gives legitimacy to playing a trans character,Orientation != gender. +Look at that beard. That's the beard of a man who sits however he goddamn pleases.,"And when he had it, beards were far less common." +So if I'm Alt/right and none of the baseless bullshit you just said describes me then wouldn't that make you the wrong one; sweet snowflake,You're suffering from a case of mistaken identity. +Saarland.,;-) +"They already do that in the enterprise environment. They developed KNOX with google and now if you want secure android you have to go with KNOX which is only samsung devices, although still half asssed on OS updates for older devices.",How is that any better than blackberry? +"Though historically accurate, I am not sure the Cowboys crushing the Red Skins on Thanksgiving is appropriate.",I think white SJW's are more upset about this than any natives. +Lisa is my number 2 and Darla Crane is my number 1,Klixen? +"have you considered staying classy, god bless",Do you feel special +Imagine if Oregon had kicked field goals.,do you mean PATs? +"Specifically it means that the **P**aper **C**assette needs attention, and that 'Load Letter' is what the printer is asking for. The two-digit codes (ie PC) date to when there was only a two-character display. It meant to draw attention to the Paper Cassette and then the computer operator (these date back to big printers for computer operators to send big jobs to) was to figure out what was wrong, along the lines now of how an automotive OBD-II code tells the mechanic where to start diagnosing, and then expects the mechanic to use their own brain to conclude the rest.","Wait, you mean an OBD2 code doesn't immediately tell the mechanic what's wrong and how to fix it?" +"Surprisingly, I got the Entire Family to Vote Johnson/Weld My family includes two Kasich supporters, a Bernie-Bro, a Rubio supporter and me (the odd libertarian). It sounded like they were all going to vote for Clinton today when they told me that they had all voted Johnson. I was elated. It's a small victory, but for me it was huge.",You mean yuge? +No Clinton supporter can ever claim moral authority by saying a Vote for Johnson is a Vote for Trump. Clinton put Trump in place knowing how bad he was as a purely political ploy. She's playing Russian roulette with the country.,"It's always the Russians, isn't it?" +"Instead of raising the price, they made them smaller. Same with McChickens",I'm ok with unhealthy fast food being smaller portions. +YOU SEEING THESE MOVES?,"Oh Michael, what happened to ya?" +Store Owner Shoots Dead A Robber,"Man, dude really screwed up his counter." +'Kiwis are cringeworthy and I'm embarrassed',Another case of stereotyping the many with the antics of the few? +"Feel like that is a pretty UK term. In the states people are generally whipped or spanked, canes much less popular as a punishment device.",Funny... I learned all my caning techniques from a guy with an American accent living in Budapest... +"Yea but if it was run by dems it would be ok. Another double standard by libs. I will never understand you people. I live in a liberal city and im far from liberal. I dont agree with all the laws and changes in my city but I abide by them as a normal citizen should. Stop crying, get better candidates and win at the polls. Thats what im hoping for in my city. Libs sound like those married men who complain to their wives and whine about sex. It's very unattractive and turns women off even more. Ever think the same happens when you cry when you lose, it turns people off.",No. +1 day left (in my timezone),2* (atleast for me) +Can veto please be another morph contest? Please BB!,"I dunno, Krissie could do it in 2 minutes this time" +I don't think Carl is as strong as Negan really?,"nah, i was kidding" +What's the most bone chilling thing you found here on Reddit?,People. +Looks like Carnival Cruise lines is finally living up to their name...!,I wish. +Russian Ops photo in WatchDogs 2!,Pls continue to mock me while we wait for the PC release. +Oh yeah duh. Plus the *gigantic* Ketch floating above the planets surface on Memento looks like a fun place to explore. Probably another House with at least an Archon to kill. Maybe a Kell.,Kings maybe +*Shop Updated* Including New 1:1 Saint Pablo Tour Tee + more Pablo Pieces - ZFM,Are you gonna do the Camo Saint Pablo shirts? +Girlfriend talks down upon PCMR... it just can't continue.,Im sorry to hear about your break-up +"Help with gpu pls Guys, with a GTX 1060 3gb, will i be able to play games for the next 2-3 years with it? i heard 3gb is not enough for it. I dont mind playing on med-high nor 30 fps. If not, is there anything i can do except buying a new card? here in Brazil i used 1 and a half of my salary to pay for it. I'm sorry about my english, engish is not my native language.",Maybe if you SLI +Jesus Christ just review the damn game. Don't try and delve into Ladens thought process. Did he have no common sense? lol,Yea that was obnoxious +"he said before he always does that because he loses focus very easily, him always moving his hand keeps him focused",he should try adderall Kappa +"Jeeeesus that swarm of IT specialists.... guess what, every antivirus has false positives from time to time. Even your precious Malwarebytes does or whatever you are using. The fact that you had no issues with it doesn't mean someone else didn't. Also refering to a multiple years old experience is veeery funny but common phenomenon. For example web browsers... some people tend to claim that IE is shit because it was super slow on their PC with 256MB RAM over a decade ago. What a wonder it was slow back then.",IE is still slow today compared to firefox/chrome.... +I want to kill at least one guy.,Have I got a deal for you! +I JUST VOTED FOR TRUMP!!!! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!,YOUR A FUCKING WH- wew lad wtf how do i shame this uncle tom +The highest form of CoO,"Huh, now that I think about it, that may actually be the case... wouldn't be surprised at least." +Why does every app have to be blue,Just go to the display/graphics settings and turn the blue value all the way down. +TIL German soldiers can disobey orders if they consider them to be inhumane,Makes sense after that whole Nazi thing. +"Virtualize windows if your hardware can support VT-D. Performance is near native with a dedicated GPU passed to the guest, and you can run Windows for gaming + Linux side by side, simultaneously. I boot into linux, do everything I want to do in either OS, and when I'm done I power off linux... EzPz",thanks for the suggestion but i strictly use windows for audio production these days +"***URGENT*** The ad that Trump just posted on his FB is the most powerful thing I have ever seen. If enough Americans see it, he will win. Pedes, I don't care if you go to the most liberal college on the planet, YOU MUST SHARE THAT VIDEO! SHARE NOW! SHARE SHARE SHARE!!!!","I got chills during the pan out over the crowds from some of the rallies, that whole entire video was on point." +Vainglory logged me into someone elses account.,Maybe you should login again +"Heh. Black *people?* Woah there, sonny, you're dangerously close to admitting that whites aren't superior in every way to those ~~nig~~ thugs.","shit, that's something SJWs believe, so it can't possibly be right!" +How difficult is databases?,idk i have zoned out every class +Tanner Glass pls,He's been down in the AHL all season unfortunately. +I guess so.,"Common mistake, at the end of the day, you just got to remember it's a video game." +That's pretty fucked!,How fucked is that? +"So I watched the 8th episode of Nisemonogatari last night. I really don't know how to feel about THAT scene, you know which one.",[](#head-tilt) +"To all those Habs fans who said they forgot what losing in regulation feels like, I think you're about to be reminded.",Game's not over yet bub! +"One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them",Clerks 2 +My personal favorite so far has been 'shitass'. To be used when you aren't sure exactly the word for the object you are describing.,That is the best definition of shitass I've seen. +Shrugging mario actually predates Swoop and the hammer when I posted some sprites and a dude asked for shrugging mario,I think it was me who requested it. +"I'm a different person, saw the graph and wanted more info so found the source.","i have no productive input, but gg on the civil conversation, guys." +Universally people love to look down on those of lower status then themselves,Who else is there for the middle class to look down on? +What?,Reddit is great because they say what I want to hear and don't get me in trouble when I'm a total shit. +Is that Mustache Armour?,Actually it's just part of the helmet. +Gotta love a Westie! The white dogs that hate staying white. We have a photo of ours with blue paint on him. They are the best dogs! Sure miss ours. He was loyal and fun for 15 years.,Was he trying out for blue pup group or something. +"I'd like a bot that when it finds any mention of Elon, it throws the article in the trash.","Because there's nothing like ad hominem attacks, am I right?" +White meat power,Except chicken legs are dark meat +"Dad, daughter, and younger daughter",They're Pokemon evolutions +"He said they let you, which implies consent. The statement you're criticizing implies consent, so it's kind of wacky when people harp on about it.",It is desperation +"I have a super crazy expensive graphics card, but I'm playing an old game and took a screenshot for karma",I'm confused +Death From Above,These are the types of plays I live for. +Skip the game; have Jesse James Decker mudwrester Lauren Tannehill.,I came. +To give you hope I hatched 2 from eggs.,Im super keen to hatch my 5th Onix from a 10km! +"Well, what do you think the right thing for congress to do on Garland would have been? Obama and Congress aside, he seems like a decent, fairly conservative judge that was endorsed by several republican senators as a good pick before he was nominated. And by all accounts he is an honorable man. Why do you think they haven't given him a vote? Is it a good thing that he's being blocked?","9 hours later, silence...." +That's for November.,"You woulda thought, but at this rate he ain't gonna make it to Thursday, and he's out of spare quarters to re-up." +"Why is it so hard to say that consciousness is an emergent property of a sufficiently complex and flexible computational framework? It's equivalent to saying consciousness is just what brains do, but far more useful. It's the difference between saying The universe began, and we're not quite sure how. and God did it, no need to look any further. It makes no sense...","No need to look any farther Even if God did it, the how would still be under consideration." +Do you want to build a waaaall?,It doesnt have to be a wall? +Why did you cover your name!?,Because he didn't want everyone to know it? +BF1 artillery barrage killed me so hard my GPU died?,artifacts like that usually mean one thing...ripperoni. +"Man, thats like, next level horrible. Aren't you the guy that rubbed up against me at the bus yes then he gives him a high five? That's not even like borderline gross like what Bundy is doing, that's like an actual crime.",It was a different time. +"If you leave milk & cookies out for Santa on Christmas Eve, and you put heavy sedatives in the milk, he'll fall asleep and you can take everybody's presents.",Shitty LPT - kids edition +I think it only works for games $59.99. I could be wrong though.,"Yeah, has to be 59.99" +whats tonight?,The final Presidential debate +How did that even start?,I think someone posted a picture of two bees going wow I'm a bee wow me too wow me too thanks or something like that. +"Bournemouth park the bus please, 1-0 is enough and I need Francis cs.",Give me an Ake goal first. +"Weather In Cardiff I plan to be travelling to Cardiff on November 1st. Right now I plan to pack jeans, long sleeved shirts, and a jacket. Is this appropriate clothing for this time of year? Thank you",You'll need a waterproof coat... Or a bubble. +Are you retarded?,No u +"I am astonished they still have the tiny Arena version in RBGF, especially at higher tiers",they re- added it because of all the massive version complaints +Donald Trump blocks release of Red Dead Redemption 2 on PC. Country is too PC as it is Gives game a 10/10. You can kill so many Mexicans.,Cat. +democrats were the conservatives back then...,I love how your username characterizes your comments. +You can all thank Telecommunications Act of 1996 for this. That is what allowed all the big media conglomerates to suck up and merge all the tiny radio and TV stations into one giant mega corp. But it will be good for consumers because there won't be so much waste!,This is also why shock jock radio no longer exists and the only place to hear talk radio is NPR and Limbaugh/Hannity And people wonder why the MAGA message got over so hard; propaganda is blaring from the speakers with no opposing viewpoints offered. +"Meanwhile, the Trump supporter I knew back in high school is posting nonstop on Facebook about how Clinton and Podesta are part of a secret Satanic cabal that literally traffics children for sex and human sacrifice.",You mean they don't? +Not Worth reading.,Harsh but accurate assessment. +Matt Prater or Ciaro Santos? I need a kicker haha.,"Prater, the lions are going to score a lot, that colts D is bad." +Lillard with the HOT third quarter,but is he an all star +"Look at MLS, sheltering the youth, encouraging safe space culture...",I think it's more about keeping a professional atmosphere they likely woulda fined him for cursing out a lot of other people too... +How to fold towels into animals,Better than folding your penis into a hamburger. +"If you feel sorry for taking a kit from a kid, despite all of this I got a good suggestion from someone I know. I'd have the parents buy a RE/100 version (at their expense)and try to talk with the kid's parents and tell them it wasn't age-appropriate and to swap the RE/100.",Dude this is a good idea! +Ghostbusters (1984),*2016 +Ned Flanders gets lit,TOP SHIT. +"I feel like Beasly is the safer option, the other three have the opportunity to boom, but who knows.",I'm stuck between getting the Beasles or being the last person on the Coleman hype train. +Fuckin interesting bro. Anyone have access to Lexisnexis for law? I'm salivating over the researching this,If it wasnt hell week before finals I would dig soooo deep into lexis on this. +What?,"It's from Archer, unless you were making a deaf joke?" +"Don't like seeing Neverland that low. But it gets a color page next week, so all is good",It's been pretty mediocre so not surprised +Hypocrisy at its best.,"At least if you're a sniper aiming at this girl, you'll know where the heart is." +Losing ranks every minute as it is.. because I'm not spending crystals every minute to refresh my characters. lol.,I mean more like you'd be losing even more points on def since I assume that for PvP you're not just fighting those around your own rank (there could be some odd rank fighting and you could end up fighting someone way higher or way lower than your own rank. +She's right mum,I'd fuck her. +The second generation are the source of many of the terrorists attacks.,Terrorists are still a tiny tiny minority +TLDR: around 5 1/2 million Trump chumps.,"Huh, I thought according to Betteridge's law the answer was no." +"I'd maybe be OK with an *F* on one side and the state of Florida on the other, in the mirror image shape of the F.","FAU already does the state outline so it would be a little lame to copy them, but it would look awesome." +The best part will be the cost to SK taxpayers for a court challenge Wall knows they can't win simply to get some votes. Wall is in re-election/change the channel mode.,Didn't SK just have an election this past year? +"This is FORMER PRESIDENT Bill Clinton's audience for his Rally today. What the hell did they book, a hallway in a highschool???",Cuck on the right knows how boring this shits gonna be that he actually brought a book to read. +"Okay, so the first polls to close are in Indiana and Kentucky on Wednesday at 10:00 AM AEDT.",damn GOP and their restricted voting times! +I lack willpower. What can I do to lose weight?,They actually sell willpower at GNC but its never on the shelf you have to ask +"I'm glad someone pointed this out. It is annoying that we want to hop on the bandwagon without understanding what's actually happening. It's worth noting though - Trump is filling head offices of the executive branch with Islamophobic, pro-surveillance extremists. There is a very good chance that the Muslim registry will go beyond the current proposal at some point. At that point I hope we can agree that registering out of protest is a good idea, and stop shitting on each other for virtue signaling as if complacency is a virtue itself.",Everyone has to register as Muhammad Muhammad. +Rockies win more than the nationals,coors field bullshit +M'lard has spoken,Piss Lord : Genesis +"7850 wasn't top end when it released, much less now nearly 5 years later (or is it 4?)",Still more powerful than current gen consoles +The moment when you realize trump is right,"If trump is right once out of one hundred times, he's not really right is he." +Working in a computer store sure has it's moments. One of them is when you get a new shipment of 1070's,"steal one, no one will notice." +Hey can someone answer yes or no? I actually wanna know before I break some laws or whatever.,"Happy cake day, warm hole!" +What's your favorite paradox?,House and Wilson. +Impressive Reinhardt cosplay at Blizzcon this morning.,I'm just imagining him trying to take a taxi to the convention center. +"Yeah, I'll believe it when buzzfeed tells me 23 awesome things that will come from it.",Writing the article now +From this point on I base someone's heroism on how well Tom Hanks could play them in the movie adaptation.,So women can't be heroes unless Tom Hanks is willing to wear drag or get a sex change? +What woman wants to be a Playmate any more?,women who want easy money? +Go check out the privilege store.,Checked the privilege store but got all these SJWs screaming at me now :( +"So what will happen to the ACA? Im very curious, as the republicans now have the ability to do what Obama did and shove something down the americans throat, although after seeing obamacare I am convinced there is a better way to provide universal health care","pre-ACA shitty coverage, post-ACA premiums = $$$$$$$$$$$ invest in some insurance stocks asap!" +Lincoln,"Obama again, hes just a cool president, and he did a good job" +They can't determine our immigration laws. That is laughable.,They can determine crimes against humanity though +Las Vegas Lion Knights,Las Vegas Lyin' Knights +"NO, NO, FUCK THEM TOO.. FUCK THE RANGERS AS WELL. ALSO, FUCK THE HABS.",FUCK THE HABS +"My guesses: Campbell down, we keep 8 D. Prust, Froese, Sosh, Greening, and (maybe controversial) Brown are down.",Brown goes down? +Bash the fash.,Bomber Harris do it again! +4K PCMR Ubuntu Wallpaper,Arch or GTFO +It's a joke.Actually anuskha got pregnant and had to leave her career for motherhood.,I read it leave her career for madarchod....I think it's alright +What is the best martial art for multiple attackers?,UZI-jutsu +NYCC REVEALS PERISCOPE,"Nothing for me here, but I am excited for tomorrow." +I dont think Trump consciously supports anything,Yes: Trump. +Britain will be poorer - Meaning of course that the poor are going to have to suffer even more whilst the rich swan along largely unaffected.,"Meh, the people chose this democratically." +"no, I specifically mean 30 round assault clips as a pure joke item. This is meant to be a poke at politicians, which is why I asked if a troll had created them. I'd love to have a ginormous stripper clip to pull out of my gear bag as a joke or give to a gun buddy as a April Fool's type gag.",oh thats dumb. +"Trump used the phrase anchor baby to describe women who come into the country illegally and give birth to a kid to gain citizenship. Barron Trump is the son of Donald and Melania. By his words, his own son is an anchor baby.",Doesn't count because she's white. +That's a killer cast.,Ha... +The wonders of MS paint,Q- Throw a Gas Grenade that spreads a Toxic Gas for 2.0 Seconds +"I know, but the dragon fang is ALWAYS there.",How many Beacons you tried to do? +"umm, kinda. Say the in game performance monitor says you are getting 100fps... So if you have a 60hz monitor, the maximum number of frames that will be shown is 60, but, your computer is still rendering those 40 extra frames, but they just aren't being displayed.","Having 120 FPS compared to 60 FPS on a 60Hz monitor will still feel smoother though, as the frames displayed on your monitor will be newer." +"DESYNC is an uncompromising FPS that seeks to truly test the limits of your FPS abilities. We're constantly trying to push the skill-ceiling higher, and the best platform for that is on PC",That graphics style is fucking amazing! +What have you done!,You got Dima'd! +"Getting gold on the challenge gives 2000 team XP. Ignoring it complete gives you 1000. If it's something that stupidly difficult, such as sticking or double grenades, just ignore and grab the 1k. Even if you managed to get one of those sticks, it's only 1250 XP. Hardly worth the stress!",Or just playgumgame and get 1000-2000xp per 5 min :) +Another turian romance. I can't help myself. I have a problem.,Dont worry your not alone +"competitive question okay so if my season high is in the top 500 but my current SR isn't, will I still get the rewards? thanks",It's based on season high +damnit switch,ikr +No response to the fact that 5 top DNC officials resigned. Expected.,No response that Bernie supports Hillary. +Never Before Seen Video: Obama Whines About White Privilege,Did Obama forget that his Mom is white? +We've had Muslims in the US since George Washington.,Thomas Jefferson was a secret Muslim! +about an hour left!,*1 hour and 5 mins :( +What's that in freedom units?,112 freedoms +Ghost and Provorov will be paired together tonight That is all.,Thx +"What are the Causes for shit fights in your opinion Im interested to know when people get frustrated with fights and why. I wont bother suggesting solutions, but maybe showing some opinions to a passing dev could do some good, or in the least complaining is healthy. I guess for me the most frustrating thing is to join a fight and find most of my blues attacking a base in a way that will never work. For example have one sundy setup in a bad position and the hostiles proceed to farm the crap out of the unlucky bastards trying to reach the objective. Joining a smaller fight and being greeted with maxes or A2g. Knowing that taking out, for example a max or banshee, has little effect cause they will just repull/revive is frustrating as well.",Massive overpop and force multipliers. +"Nearly 1.5k hours and still haven't gotten a penta. Man, I'm bad at this game.","Same, although I got a Poseidon penta in MOTD." +I bet that guy buys weed for 30 bucks a gram,"lol I can tell you don't even smoke bro, no one gets it that cheap." +Animaniacs,Therefore.... Pinky and the Brain! +It changes the situation completely. It changes the situation from allowing good ads to asking for ransom money. Seems like a pretty big change to me.,I'm not sure you understand what the word *ransom* means. +If this isn't Sombra and they made us wait over a month for a non-reveal I'm going to bitch and moan and still play overwatch all the time.,Me too thanks +If you are ever in a situation where you have to apologize. Give one heartfelt apology and move on. Repeatedly apologizing will only make it worse.,"Youtubers, take note." +Architects can't afford a cottage in the country!,I was going to say --I know so many unemployed and barely employed architects. +"Jains, definitely jains","Let's be honest, it's always those damm copts isn't it?" +"Worst part is that more likely than not, if she had a say, she'd ask for us to forgive the refugee because he didn't know better.",terrible and likely true. +They mention uub nefore the u6 fight so yes he is canon.,Ah thanks. +"Oh shiiiit, Eagles fans are too clever for me.",Said no one ever +How'd you get the video to play? Mine's frozen like a jpeg.,"eeeehm.... picture, I meant picture school is messing with my brain" +Don't compare apples to oranges!,Both have gone rather pear shaped. +"What's an NSFW work that you've actually read for the plot? Title; my own examples I'd probably give would be Nozoki Ana and Aku no Hana. Both pretty opposite ends of the spectrum, but I very much enjoyed both plots.",Oretama/My Balls +MNF Game Thread: The Cincinnati Bengals (3-4-1) @ New York Giants (5-3) Broadcast: ESPN. Location: MetLife. Inactives: WR Cruz QB Johnson DB Hall OT Beatty OG Pugh DE Wynn LB Skinner FUCK THE COWBOYS!,Nice to see some creativity... not doing much for us but its nice. +MNF Game Thread: The Cincinnati Bengals (3-4-1) @ New York Giants (5-3) Broadcast: ESPN. Location: MetLife. Inactives: WR Cruz QB Johnson DB Hall OT Beatty OG Pugh DE Wynn LB Skinner FUCK THE COWBOYS!,I love how the crowd started booing when they handed it off. +"TIL Due to enduring 'another violent summer' in 2016, the owner of D&C Pizza in Indianapolis is trying to reduce crime by giving a free extra-large-pizza to anyone who turns in a gun - no question asked.","TIL humans aren't a source of violence, gun are" +my my toriel. you have huuuuuuge... tracts of land.,Traits +you're being obtuse.,So you're saying I'm putting it bluntly... I agree. +Use a slinky to stop squirrels from eating bird seed,Did anyone else think of Sylvester trying to gently Tweety? +Someone please kill me.,Rated PG 13 +Japan didn't bode well either post war.,Better than Germany +"Well...since OP moved in it'll be her bill to pay, too, in theory.","True, but it's still sorted by saying You use WAY more energy, you need to pay a larger share." +Funny...Rudy brags about it before there was a warrant.. That means they probably violated the 4th amendment and read the emails. It also means that a few rogue agents are deciding what is the truth and what to say without any oversight. They are also leaking to one side. Before you claim there was a warrant remember they had to get one on the next Sunday and that if they read them the emails are tainted. The become useless to the case. The agents might have actually made it safe for Hillary. So If they found the emails and had no access they violated the Hatch act leaking the information to anyone. They also could not have known what the emails were and what they were about. They were Huma's emails. Arrest Rudy! arrest the Agents.,You literally have no idea what the Hatch Act is or what it was designed to prevent. +"TIL Due to enduring 'another violent summer' in 2016, the owner of D&C Pizza in Indianapolis is trying to reduce crime by giving a free extra-large-pizza to anyone who turns in a gun - no question asked.",Wouldn't it be nice if we lived in a world where criminals gave up their guns for a pizza? +8 years later and he still spreads a message of hope. Unlike the rest of us he's still not willing to accept that it's not possible.,"I remember this particular line of hope: Haha, Trump will never be president" +"strange, I came. Each to their own I guess",Are you implying that I can't both shit myself and cum? +"Nah, if you come clean immediatly, there is no reason to arrest you, because it was not for nefarious purposes. No judge would find you guilty. And even if so, guilty of what exactly? Helping people improve their security? Where I work, if you can crack their WIFI, they would most probably offer you a job on the spot.",Cringe +How about some successful socialism then?,Catalonia? +Me too thanks,Thanks you too +Can we ask for a base in japan? free trip and we get to piss off the PRC without them fucking us over.,inb4 'all your base are belong to us' +"Yea, just like thats, thanks for clarifying in case someone didn't understand",Just report him for spam. +Obama approval hits new high,Lol can't be serious +"If the last text you sent was your slogan for your Presidential campaign, what would it say??","'No problem' Vote Scewbs 2020, fixing this country will be 'No Problem'!" +I did a thing last night.. (0:12),sick strafes +Something about bananas and republics.,"Typical lefty, trying to blame this on the Republics..." +On the bench top,Zoe Quinn? +**9 months earlier...** mofomikes: Time to test the waters. waifu: The moon pulls me. mofomikes: I like what I see. waifu: Pour it on. mofomikes: Ah yes. waifu: It's not time yet. mofomikes: My power flows! Splish-splash! waifu: Boiling rage! **Present day** waifu: Swell. I'm in full flood. mofomikes: I go. waifu: Agha! Oh! Ah! Both: More friends!,Rrowr? +"Who's the player that always seems to go off against your team? Some guys just have great matchups, others get extra hyped, then there are the scrubs/role players that have a few good games a year, but almost always against your team.","Kemba Walker, Kobe Bryant, LeBron, Durant, Westbrook, Harden." +"What player will you always hold a grudge against for what they did to your team while there? Whether it be because they got a coach fired, ruined your chances at the lottery/playoffs, didn't live up to expectations, false promises, detrimental behavior to the team, etc. What did they do to hurt your franchise?",Fuck Arron Afflalo and Andrea Bargnani. +I'm stealing this,Faux elitist platitudes are the ecigs of reddit. +Good year,Thats not...ugh... +Who else is praying for warcraft 4?,I'd rather have WoW 2. +Who wants to see Spectacular Spider-man back on Netflix? #SpecSpidey4Netflix,The old cartoons should be remastered with better sound effects. +I haven't and I know I was elite :/,Sucks we wait all this time for rewards and don't even get them :/ +"What if champion mastery 6/7 let you choose to have that champions title after your username in your profile? Would be nice to be sentri558 Scorn of the Moon, or see some Singed main's profile saying the Mad Chemist. I feel like it would be a low-cost (in terms of time taken) project that would be really fun to see!","She looked 18 to me, the Night Hunter" +"Welcome to Hell's Kitchen, where the drama is made up and the promos aren't real.",I don't think I have ever seen it just so blatantly a lie +Wait until you see upcoming stars sharing birthdays with your children. Then you'll start having some doubts about whether you're going to make it as a footballer haha.,"I'm only like 5 months younger than Anthony Martial and don't even start for my college team, feelsbadman" +3 ms average key press time you really went over the line there gayz..,How do you work it out? +"Stop breeding PitBulls! I can only foster so many. Just, stop. Go to a shelter and look around, and then tell me it's ok to kill more of these beautiful dogs.","Someone has to breed these dogs.. unfortunately, at the moment, the wrong people are." +Paul Konerko was arguably the worst player in baseball his last two seasons. 2013: .244/.313/.355/.668 84 wRC+ -1.8 WAR 2014: .204/.254/.317/.571 59 wRC+ -1.2 WAR,Konerko could still be playing and I'd still go to see him. +It saved my life many times in ravenhome,There's even an achievement for going through Ravenholm without firing a single bullet. +DON'T DEAD OPEN INSIDE,DEAD OPEN DONT INSIDE +"Nope. Scal said the rumor is AB, Crowder and Noel to GS, Klay to Boston, Philly gets a BRKN pick",I really wish we could give up Olynyk or Amir instead of Crowder... we would have no starting caliber SF's if we traded Crowder +"Streamers and Pro's complaining about hands hurting A lot of streamers and grinders are complaining of hand cramps or hand pains from playing infinite Warfare. They are blaming the movement system and the 'required steady push' flow of the game. Some are experiencing this from barely playing, including myself. I would play 3-4 hours a day when this game first came out and now I can barely play an hour without some sort of pain showing up. I would even skip days in between with no problems until playing the game again. I even skipped 3 weeks of gaming and came back with little change. For me it's not a real issue as the pain isn't that bad and I can put the controller down and walk away, unlike some pro's or streamers. From hearing Killa (who is battling hand pain) speak on the subject, he said there will be a lot of pros battling the pains this year without coming forward. What are your guys thoughts and have u experienced any hand/arm issues? Lmk the best way u found to prevent this happening!","Seriously, hand cramps... Too funny" +Dane DeHann looks like he needs 5 years of sleep and a haircut,And that affects his acting ability how exactly? +"What would happen if Muhammad's grave was unearthed and only bones were found there? I've heard some people say that the prophet's body will never decay. I've even read similar stuff like that on Islamic sites. Hypothetically speaking, if something was to happen to Mo's grave (like it was bombed, earthquake or something) and people looked into his grave and saw that his body decayed, would that change any Muslim minds? P.S there'll be tons of undebunkable photographs and video footage of his grave so people wouldn't be able to deny it.","Islam, as over a billion people know it, starts to crumble at the core." +reporting now lol,He deleted the comment lol +I don't understand the prof in Math 157 I have Stephen choi and I can't understand what he's saying in class. I sat in the front row today but I still don't know what he's saying. I've just been writing notes. Has anyone had this class before and how did you get through it?,"Read the textbook and practice, practice, practice" +"The more leftist tears produced, the better the pick. Hope Trump sticks by this equation.","I'm a petty child whose political opinions rely entirely on how upset the opposition is, because fuck critical thinking." +"in all honesty, what is the best one? I've tried it on weed and was probably the worst sex I've ever had","LSD, supposedly." +Urban Sprawl,This Looks so nice! +Can't wait for the top teams to finally start playing the counter meta strats. I think we really just need an Envy or a misfits to just play the counter comp better to reestablish the push and pull of the meta,Why would envy play counter meta when they are by far the best users of the current meta. +What will be totally different in 20 years that 99% of us haven't realized yet?,The date. +As a Canadian visiting the US...,Wait until you try what-a-burger. +My god all your replies are cringey af.,404 fucks given not found +"Current commuter here. In the same boat. Drive into the Dixie exit every day since November 2007. Been applying in the area, but no luck. Work doing some web design/dev stuff currently (mostly corporate design), but think I'll just abandon ship and switch industries completely to work in the area.",There is so much web dev and design in the area. +5ft of frozen water,"This reminds me of classic tomb Raider, add some boobs to this photo and you could have a hit on your hands." +Hopefully we get revamped raids for the Spring update. Y3 Vex pl0x.,Just in time for it to be useless again for destiny 2 lol +At least in some brawls - the latest brawl (lost caverns) actually gives you xp for the random hero you got!,it shows the xp but doesn't attribute it to the hero in question i think. +"John Walsh, famous because of the abduction and gruesome murder of his son, Adam Walsh? Yeah, not sure he's the right kind of person for this. Better leave it to Amy Schumer.","LOOK AT THESE AMATEURS I COULD FIT TWICE THAT IN MY VAAAAGIIIINA, GO HILLARY" +"Just tweet the 'croots directly, make sure your avatar is an egg.","Or a generic picture of your favorite team, with a cover photo of all the titles they've won" +As a german i'm kinda offended that this is called pretzel,"It's boiled salted bread, it's a pretzel" +"Yeah I recently twisted one again, like I did last summer",I'm twisting my muscle right now. +"I'm sure the majority have been women--the majority of all voters are women. But I've read the NPA voters are more ethnically diverse than the electorate as a whole, which should benefit Dems. On the other hand, Democrats had a 187,000 vote advantage in early voting in 2012, and Obama only won the state by 74,000 votes. As always, it'll be close there.","I think your numbers simply refer to EVs because the GOP always dominates mail-ins in FL, Dems now hve an overall lead in sum - which is a huge advantage for the blue team." +You don't need to pump brakes anymore. All vehicles have ABS.,Almost. +Planning on moving to Seattle from Memphis next year,"Honestly, I can't recommend moving here from out of state, sight unseen, and without a good paying job lined up." +"Sit down to pee, it gives you a chance to get a little reading done.",But that increases the chance of it become a poo. +Dude.,You're not my real dad! +His grandpa Fidel is ripperoni,: ( +"It has been done. Also, pro tip: dump AdBlock Plus, get uBlock Origin instead.",uBlock master race +You'll need to redirect your pedal appendages to point to the alternate stone repository and increase your positive momentum until your corporeal being has interfaced with stated repository and then establish communication via a compatible language protocol with the corporeal beings housed within.,"Fuck, who let the SCP guys out?" +English has a word for desert. German has a word for compassion. You don't need to experience things to have them in your language.,German also has the beautiful word *schadenfreude* Which is entirely appropriate for my delight this week in the mental gymnastics hill shills are engaging in. +What rpdr stars do you want to see on Hey Qween Season 5? We premiere in February!,Roxxxy Andrews. +What is life.,Springer stryfe +It cant swim neither!,Crawl onto a boat or plane. +More scams?,"If you have to ask if its a scam, then it probably is." +Oh man that pressure plate sounds so crazy haha I might just have to do that. And good heads up about that beta emitter! Are you modding on PC by any chance?,"Not really, I just toggle God mode for materials." +I love the walking dead!,I'm happy for you +"It is, you could also do it COD World at War (5 I think?). Honestly I think EA toned it down because it is very graphic, and it lets parents who allow their children to play these games justify it as being not so bad. Growing up kids I knew were allowed to play Halo because there wasn't much blood.",Gears of War series sells just fine... +Looking for an invite to the Preview Program...My gamertag is bengie1234,I'll invite you After work:) +"I hate this expression, I doubt anyone whos ever used this has even ventured out and seen 15% of this beautiful planet we call home.","It's called money, I would go travel every corner of the globe if you want to give me some cash.... So I'm stick.... Put me to work up on Mars doing any job and give me a place to sleep tho and I'll be your slave labor" +"KH 1 and 2 were my favorite games ever. But I didn't have any of the other consoles. I wanted to keep up with the story but I couldn't. Bringing them all to PS4 is great though, I'll definitely play through them all.",You are in for a treat then hope you enjoy them! +The first letter of all of the words spell out mail brings advantage. find it first,I wonder if anyone will notice this and if this has any effect at all +Yay! I did it!,what a cute kid +People who spam Thanks sarcastically deserve to lose Tilts me more than anything,Thanks me too. +That was 2015,idc :D +"Hello, My Name Is......",so glad my bun doesn't chew anything other than his toys. +"The original claim is he's a beast. Offense makes you a beast, not defense. Many ramirez was a beast, ozzie Smith was not. Jason Heyward is not a beast.",beast is not an offensive only term. +"Check out my video on Smash Bros Wii U, its a pretty enjoyable battle!",Not enough rolling +"What are the best demonstrations of sportmanship in Smash? I was wondering some examples, since everybody only seems to care about memes and salty reactions, but what about really good demonstrations of sportmanship I was wondering?",Westballz playing Samus at beast 6 +If Chicago had oil then I'm sure we would have helped stabilize the region.,We would have armed one side. +I unlocked what 2K calls a grand badge in MyCareer,"Woah, haven't seen that yet" +"Turrets have true vision as a passive so in their radius, they can see anything and everything.",But true vision doesnt see into bushes if its placed outside of one +Why dont we ever see any posts of white guys saying they want to be black or Asian? but theres like several posts per week of black gays or Asian gays talking about how they want to be white or get a white trophy boyfriend or how they want to kill themselves because they're not white.,... because Eminem ain't no homo? +I only had it described to me as It's about hunting vampires... sort of,It's about hunting vampires... and then later it's not... at all. +"I do this all the time. Either the DI water has an auto-shut-off, or the lady in the lab we get our water from is *much* more attentive than I am.",Set a timer? +I think that's solar not dark matter,"Watch the gif, bruv." +"at this point my guess isn't better than anyone else's. The misspelling isn't the main concern here though, the main concern is that they are suggesting that we should know more about children starting from their body","Hmmm... maybe it's mulai perkenalkan anak dengan bagian tubuhnya', could be wrong tho...." +Why did the Canadiens leave Al Montoya in the net vs Columbus? Why did Al Montoya stay in the game to allow 10 goals against? Why didn't they pull him?,Because the Habs wanted to break one of Patrick Roy's records to salvage the night +Really only freeze mage I think. Blizzard has a habit of nerfing every combo deck into oblivion.,Don't forget the almighty Prophet Velen otk +There's no way of changing them as of now.,You can just put any sight on it +"Fuck you, Stephanie! Ah *pauses* You did! And that wasn't all that bad but- I lost it.",So it wasn't as easy as we thought. +"Except they do have faces, and there's 5 identical Indian medics right next to each other","Hey man, that's kinda racist." +Look what I found displayed in the children's section of my local library.,That will give the kiddies nightmares. +"Trump, Conservatives Silent After Latest Cop Killer ID'd as White Man",im sure the poor guy was suffering from a mental illness. +"Telling people to commit suicide should result in an immediate ban. This behavior shouldn't be treated the same as someone criticizing your gameplay, calling you a noob 1 single time, imo. Telling people to kill themself is not okay.",PC police. +"Your favorite, not often talked about, nation to play? Im trying to pick a nation to play that is fun but isnt one of the standard ones talked about all time time","Hormuz, the strongest country in the game" +This is how tiny the Ant Man lego is.,Wow that's a big finger. +Alaska isn't going anywhere.,"Of course not, but it's hilarious" +Hiding behind the suitcase,Wow 2 people are shadowed banned +Can't be under the radar when you spank the Spurs at home,No we lost to the Spurs at home +This is shaping up to be the first time in 30 years that both Michigan State University and Notre Dame did not make a bowl game. In 1986 a 6-5 George Perles lead Sparty and a 5-6 Lou Holtz lead Irish both failed to make the postseason.,So sad. +LOL. WTF happened to Canada?,You just gotta put your anamorphic lenses on. +head coach at Houston is a better position than DC at texas,Depends on how you feel about national championships +You just became that guy.,He's not wrong tho :/ +"Can anyone confirm that the Protect krewe leader Dobbs event in Timberline Falls is actually working? I've been waiting at the event location for two days now and the event has not started. Supposedly this was bugged for a loooong time and patched in July, but I haven't seen it pop yet. I just want to know if anyone has actually seen it run recently. I need it for the Treasure Hunter achievement.","It only works once per instance, you'll need a new map." +Technically this is not an undercover cop car because the letters can be read from 50 feet away. This is about 70-80 feet.,"But it's about safety, really, that's what they all say." +Picrure I took of Lake Ontario's view from the GO Train window at Gildwood station.,Such a nice area +"Genetics determines where you store fat, though for most people, it's put in the midsection first. Upping protein won't help you lose belly fat.",Is there anything I can do to accelerate that? +I've mentioned this before but I've gotten more shit from Indian guys than any other group by FAR. If white people die out Indians will keep the small dick insults coming.,But indian guys are the ones with the small dick stereotype... +"if a man i haven't met or have only met a couple times asks for my underwear, that would creep me out. if my boyfriend wants my underwear, fine but he better not stretch them out ~nyms","Nyms, sometimes I just want to crawl around inside your brain and play with your toys.." +"That was literally the police narrative he was known by police, he had drug and mental health issues.","Goddamn mexicans, poisoning our good white men with the dope and the reefer." +What dupe is it though?,"SeanTheRat has duped some, ask him and he'll probably give u coords." +"I'll take Queen Bitch over Trump and his cabinet picks. Carson, Sessions, Flynn, Bannon. Trump drained the swamp and filled it with the most openly racist and inexperienced group of people to hold office in modern history.",CARSON IS A FUCKING WHITE SUPREMACIST REEEEEEEEEEEE +"Blizzard want money, but I do believe this is an oversight.","It's probably more like eh, who cares, this is only a one time thing and players can re-roll the quest or hold it to next week anyway." +The passing sucks. The worst is when you're trying to cycle it back to your defenseman on a power play and it goes all the way back into your own zone.,TRIGGERED +Is this some kind of bug?,"IM going to asume you were doing a quest or something similiar, so no." +"Why do you never see really handsome top tier white men with Asian women? Your responses please. I'll start: * Social suicide * Don't have to fall back on the most white worshipping, lowest self esteem girls on the planet",woody allen. +Election Reaction,"As an Australian, this is accurate." +"I got some artsy/nature pics I took with my dslr printed at shutterfly, got frames from ikea and hung those in my apartment. Does that make me rich, poor or middle class?",It makes you a yuppie. +Well then I hope the next time you see your neighbour cooking dinner for their family you sue him.,"This should get interesting, I mean Thanksgiving is coming up after all." +He's obviously a racist. I mean... His comment starts with Why are Russians such liars? How do you even expect to have a decent conversation?,Is Russian a race? +me irl,Downvote me +Could this actually be done? Would it just have the chip or..,"Long story short, absolutely not." +you mean people use bitcoin for non black market goods? TIL,"Yes, the vast majority of Bitcoin (at least 75%) transactions are for legitimate purposes." +OF COURSH,WELL CONGRATULATIONS YOU GOT YOURSELF SURROUNDED +"Ugh, women drinking and having fun? ESPECIALLY with other women? It just leads to witchcraft. Or worse - *feminism*.","Well, women aren't worth having as friends, they're helpless and can't open doors for themselves or dress themselves, etc...they certainly cannot socialize for fun sans their ~~master~~ man." +"I have to admit, campaign is amazing. Multiplayer was a letdown for me, but it's still better than any other shooter.",Letdown is a bit of an understatement +Why Are There Still So Many Jobs? The Past and Future of Workplace Automation,It is funny how all the articles about robots taking jobs get pushed to the top and more analytical views like in this talk are found down the bottom. +If u edit the configs of EnderIO u can do 5x,He said he like difficulty setup tho +I COULD REALLY ENJOY CONSUMING A DELICIOUS PLATE OF SPAGHETTI STYLE NOODLES RIGHT NOW,A DELICIOUS PLATE OF CABLES +The cringiest vid I've seen in my life... Savor it while you can,That's a dumb man. +Throw in two Tim Kennedy apologies and baby ... you got yourself a post fight Romero interview.,Dam some people on here do not like you buddy +Liberals are RACIST ?,This should be in r/facepalm. +Their babies will be beautiful <3,and warriors +"I can get behind the opinion that a lot of the lyrics are lazy on some of the other tracks and that drags them down (Wolves, I'm looking in your direction) but to say that about Saint Pablo is just crazy talk. That track was a fantastic addition to the album.","this generations closest thing to einstein so dont worry about me, im fine thats just trash and i love kanye and i love the song" +Season 3 placements.,Season's 3 placement matches are broken and does literally nothing but either lower your SR or let you continue from where you left of season 2. +My son bought a kids coding book and is making his first game.,"Upon hearing that there was no half life 3 he though, I played as a boy, now I will code like a man" +This mobile site gave me aids .,Wasome tried to give me aids once but I saysfuck you wasome. +Don't believe everything you read.,unfortunately its been confirmed by the Super-tester coordinator +darn them trollin whippersnappers,Rule 2 +To be continued...,[Roundabout plays] +Its P2P2 and I'm BW. What's the pick?,island +I like your username,Fondle +She's at home! Washing her tights!,"Marjory also asked her to put up all their decorations for Wintersday, at their house." +Dream-casting The Way of Kings,No. +Wrong wrong wrong. You obviously take the super long time to run all the way across the map. Make sure you get there after the fight and then go ahead and fight the 1v3 to give the enemy the triple kill and drag. That's what they do in my games and therefore it must be right. According to them anyways,are you the guy who taught the team i just played with in my promos? +in other news the kings are beating the spurs at half time,Joeger effect +Kennedy didn't do well in Shakesqueer.,"She did better than Pearl, but she still got put in the bottom for being in charge." +Click on the PDF tab,Thanks! +Yes and it wouldn't surprise if this is tweaked eventually - probably with respect to the amount of time it takes to produce hydrazine and the amount of time it takes for the trade drone to return. Possibly also the amount of time and resources it takes to create fuel condensers. But I take issue with your characterising the game as needing to push you to play the game. Farming and trading are no less playing the game than mining and smelting.,"I'll concede on that second point, set up the combo and gave it ago myself today and it felt no less like playing the game than anything else I've done" +Meh. Not really. I've been right about everything for a while now.,I figured as much. +tolerant left,Blanket statement +And people say miracles don't exist,Should this be marked as NSFW? +"I feel your pain bro, me and my friend love playing safeguard and we are damn good at it but with the whole freaking community playing safeguard now we get the master prestigers against us because we have good stats on safeguard. These days it's literally unplayable.","So what you're saying is, you're not as good as you thought you were?" +"Yeah I know. These kind of truths aren't broadcast every day by the media, schools, or CNN. I wonder why that would be.","Because they aren't truths, merely ways to justify your racism as morally right and not simply tribalism?" +"Good Graphics card on a budget for $300? Hello my Brethren, I am looking for a good graphics card on a budget for $300 that won't be a bottleneck for an AMD FX-8350 processor. Most likely going to buy the graphics card on Black Friday.",RX 490 8GB or GTX 1060 6GB +Tf2 pros will know...spy checking makes a comeback,Titanfall 2? +End of season RAGE THREAD CAPS ALL THE TIME POST YOUR SALTINESS ABOUT RANK OR WHATEVER,I MADE THE COMMITMENT TO MAKE PLAT THIS SEASON BUT EVERY TIME I GET A GOOD WINNING STREAK GOING I LOSE IT IN PROMOS. +Your codename is the last word you said followed by the last thing you ate. What is your codename?,No pasta +If I'm not mistaken the Boston Americans-Red Sox are a completely different organization than the Boston now Atlanta Braves.,"Yeah that's what I was trying to say, the Atlanta Braves lineage starts with the original Red Stockings, by far the most dominant team to ever play the game (the first season of the league)" +Game Thread: Ottawa Senators (20-11-3) at New York Rangers (23-12-1) - 27 Dec 2016 - 07:00PM EST LGR! (regular GDT didnt show up but i felt like we need one so here ya go),RAANTA AGAIN +I expect Ray to be the October model.,I'm not sure I want them to dig up a dead body to pose for a calendar. +What kind of weird lawnmower are you using? Or did you start swinging your dick around?,The old helicopter-aroo.... +Former Versace employee says store uses code words for black shoppers,Wonder what Mido thinks of this? +"Shame is a pretty decent mix already, would be pointless to do it again unless they used different MCs! ;P",Plus I dunno if Serj and Daron would be able to get away with saying nigga in 2016.. The media would probably eat them alive +"I have friends who thought trump lost the debate but will still vote for him, so not really.",yike +Throw vs throw vs throw vs throw vs throw vs throw vs throw vs throw vs throw vs throw vs throw vs throw. This is like my 2k pub what a game. Annedroid having orgasm.,"Liquid was throwing that game so hard, I'm surprised their own mega creeps didn't start attacking their throne" +Hillary Clinton- Winner of Nickelodeon: Kids Pick The President!,"538: B rating, adjust to +7 Clinton, win probability goes from 64.2% to 61.8%" +"I think I can finally tell them apart. Priscilla is the cotton ball with pointed ears, whereas Morticia's ears are floppy!","Morticia has 3x the wool as well haha, but photographs don't really capture that :P" +#GET THESE NIGGAS A COAT!,Like own of those fluffy rapper ones? +"Yep it won't help those already out of the market, at least not until the recovery begins. I'm expecting 5 year recession to be honest.",FUCK SAKE MAN don't say that... I'm jobless NOW +"No it doesn't let you do that anymore, you literally have to have the cursor over the center of the tank for it to lock on.",Rip +"I don't think azeotrope means what you think it means. It's when a mixture's ratio can no longer be changed by distillation. It's relevant in distillation, where you can't get the vapor above about 95% alcohol no matter how many times you redistill, but you can get it as low as you like and easily boil out the alcohol. In fact that's how most commercial NA beer is made. But yes, it would ruin the flavor. There's always vacuum distillation if OP has rotovap money laying around :)",Now I want to put beer in a rotovap. +"Sorry, I don't. Im pretty sure it's from IKEA though",Yeah I think it's the BEKANT desk or something +Lol you flatly insulted me and you think me getting annoyed at that means you were right instead of a natural reaction to insults? Are you retarded because you seem retarded? The way you don't understand basic human behavior and responses leads me to believe aspergers in an option.,baby need his bottle? +or just use task manager.....,"As I stated in the post, using task manager even when it's not responding makes you lose three pips." +"Pops Corn Is Underpowered. When Will Popcap Ever Give Pops Corn Some Love? He Is Completely Outclassed By Every Other Corn As Of Now. 1. Kernel Corn 2. BBQ Corn 3. Party Corn 4. Mob Cob 5. Pops Corn That's My Tier List Of The Corns, And As You Can See, Pops Corn Isn't Very Good Compared To The Rest Of The Corns. He Does The Same Amount Of Damage As The Standard Corn But His Shots Are In Short Bursts Of 3 And Also Has Less Ammo (36). The Standard Corn And Mob Cob Have Been Getting Tons Of Buffs While Pops Corn Barely Ever Got Buffed Or Has Never Gotten Buffed At All. There Are Tons Of Other Characters That Need To Be Buffed But I Will Be Patient Since I Love This Game So Much. I Really Hope Popcap Can Fix This Character Along With Some Others Eventually But They Can Take Their Time With It So That They Don't Turn Out To Be OP. (What Do You Guys Think?)",I Agree With This But The Caps On Each Word Is Annoying So Maybe You Should Not Use Caps On Every Word You Type Just A Tip Of Advice. +How exactly?,"You make trinkets, then obliterate them, then sell it." +Which red states did they do that for other than Arizona? I agree they left MI and WI wide open to Trump but they fought like hell in PA and still lost to the white trash vote in the western part of the state because they couldn't get the vote out.,Michigan and wisconsin... they were so focused on home runs they forgot to keep the blue wall propped up- but it was probably russias fault anyways +"People were talking about getting rid of the Electoral College in 2001...for exactly 9 months. It'll be the same this time. Some Trumpian horror show will distract us and we'll forget all about the EC until it steals a 3rd presidency from the Democrats next time. We're a politically impotent generation, totally incapable of amending the Constitution, and all of our outrages are temporary.",I feel like something happened about 9 months into 2001 that maybe took precedence over everything else in the world... What was it.... +My son and I doing some Enduro riding.,Thanks you just made me list my bike so I can get a dual sport. +Spoil me on black (F)riday? (xpost),Is the shirt screwing with anyone else's eyes? +Hope all goes well!,Thanks +An art student uses Khajuraho's erotic drawings to teach Indian moral police a lesson,She is going to be lynched in 3...2... +"TIL Paul Newman made his own food brand just to let all the income go to charity. He also build a camp for seriously ill children. To this day, Newman's Own has donated over 250 million dollars to thousands of charities around the world.",What rock do you live under that you learned about Newman's Own today? +"Go virtually anywhere in Pee World VR, the world's first urination simulation for Google Cardboard.",but why +Thrifted for $2,i dig this +I have the same problem. Somebody please help,Have you cleared your apps +"No no, it's Destroy the Opponent's Ancient.",Tell that to my team. +Isn't it sad? This is just another example of a GOP-led smear campaign. I expect it to continue when she's president because Republican insanity never ends.,it'll get way worse unless the dems actually start fighting back. +Doesn't tresh get a reduced shield for being ranged?,Where does it mention that you get a reduced shield for being ranged? +"An Assertor-Class Dreadnaught, Now Part of Legends","So, uhm...what does it do?" +"BREAKING: In final days of campaign, Trump tours with Ku Klux Klan and American Nazi Party, his last two endorsers. Trump train getting lonely!","You are sad sack of shit, get a job." +If I'm taking selfies at 31 in the bathroom. Shoot me with a gun!,With fingers like that you can do it yourself! +"Yeah, I don't know what happened there. Everything was fine up to that point. It was really frustrating to watch them not say a thing about hillary. There were problems within the camp, but there's no denying they would've done way better if they weren't completely shut out of the debates.",It's because they were globalist actors playing roles in the election charade :) +What if they touch you just right?,I'll fite them irl m8 No Touchy diff --git a/chunk51.csv b/chunk51.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f48d7f171ea3c4f7288572742ecde7caa1bcaa2e --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk51.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1667 @@ +Input,Output +Season 2 plot? (Maybe 3 too?) I think season 2 and 3 will be 47 assassinating the members of providence especially after that fancy network shown at the end of Colorado. does this sound a reasonable plot ?,Are you Sherlock Holmes? +"I can at least see her logic as she probably remembered that 1/4 is the same as 25% and somehow put that on to time. Divisions by 60 doesn't really come up anywhere else in everyday life, silly Babylonians.","She made the comparison to a quarter being 25 cents, without thinking that there are 60 minutes in an hour, not 100." +Fabolous Remembers Releasing His Debut 'Ghetto Fabolous' on 9/11,"Fabolous doesn't get much love around here,but he's one of those guys that maintained and adapted throughout the years,while some of his peers (Cam'ron,50 Cent...) didn't manage to do so." +"Love the show, but does anyone else hate Mom? I really enjoy Lucifer and I like that Season 2 seems to be developing the supernatural feel to the show rather than just being a cop drama. One thing I hate though is Mom. I don't like her character and the story arc and I hope/think she should be killed off. Anyone else, or just me?",I just wish they'd move it along... maybe she becomes the big bad. +My 2016 z71,"The only way that body style looks right, all black." +"I totally forgot about this. Playing with him would be terrifying. Can someone refresh my memory? The audience knows about his ping pong background but the characters don't, right?",I need to hear about his ping pong background +The chakrams for lime sunbursts and 2 crates and pixel fire?,"Sorry, I'm trying to offload all my crates, haha" +Please the shoes,... My people need me +"PC only, or Mac as well? Or too early to tell?","If it's MUGEN, PC only but can run on a Mac or a Linux using WINE." +"Even when synching with an atomic clock, there will always be a bias due to an unknown amount of latency on the network between the atomic clock and the cellphone.",Couldn't the phone look at its GPS location to determine this offset? +only need 7 or 8 to win the AFC South,Ha ha +Run a play until they can prove they can stop it...,"That's not real football bro, play the game how it's supposed to be played" +BLUETOOTH! bring your own noise cancelling headphones. You know they would charge an exorbitant amount for crappy cans.,"Nah, lightning ports." +Just wait until halloween when they bring them in costumes. Amazing.,We need photos of this +"Hi guys, doing my thesis in the Philippines. Please answer my survey? 18-24 y/o in a non-distant romantic relationship.",You did not add Reddit to the Social Media used list? +We need Drunken Master,Like a master of brewed alcoholic beverages of some sorts? +"The starters will have something special to them, acorrding to coro-coro. I'm perfectly fine with that being it, as long as op sniper rowlet evo (from chinese leak), is in Sun.","tbf Archer would be Moon, not Sun." +Sombra Prediction,I remember the first overwatch lan where zombs was beating reaver on widow and surefour on mccree.. It was sad to see him switch to playing tanks +What happens if the power supply is dead?,It ain't lit :/ +"Actually, you do get to see Dandelion, you just have to get the right ending.","dandelion has no content neither in BaW or HoS, only appears after finishing the game" +Listen here Buddy. I'm not your Friend.,"I'm not your Buddy, Friend!" +"Yeah, I like the idea of challenges but I want more than Walk the most in the span of a day/week/workweek.",Add month as well +Fuck cats,And you never once paid for drugs! +Very smart redditor teaches dumb reddit sheep about broken clocks,Monkeys aren't apes. +He was dumbfounded when reaction wasn't one of enlightened gratitude.,"Yeah all your problems are due to this broad and nuanced scientific theory Also my head would be in my hands if he tried to suggest that a potential date didn't want fat kids which, if he's invoking natural selection, is likely." +I found 3 pop tarts in my pack of 2 pop tarts,2016 is really starting to turn around! +I'm a dude. At a bar that only hires dudes. Not a gay bar...mostly lol.,I just ask because gals make more tending don't they? +P,I +He NEEDED to complete that outfit though.,^^^^gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy +"I'm not too comfortable pulling my headphones apart, but I just may have to try it!","Its not too hard, u dont need to resolder any connections or anything" +How play nhl on pc?,"I don't play NHL, sorry." +Huntsman spider is fed up with this shit,"He wants to give you a hug :) Give him a hug, OP." +Give it back pls,Careful withh the eyes shoober +He didn't do well at Euros either,he never does though - and in WC qualifiers he's on top of things again +I think I might have just puked in my mouth.,"Hey, I'm just pointing out a possibility." +"No, it's a service at best buy",It was a joke about tech support scammers usually coming from india +it might be a foreign concept to u but some ppl have friends,it might be a foreign concept to u but sometimes you need to read the title of the post +Maguire will be at LB right?,"Yes, he's played there a few times this season - hopefully the CB experiment with him is over." +How many times has this happened now? Where the country of the terrorist's origin says they warned (insert European country here) about said terrorist?,"One of the terrorists in Paris, Belgium was notified by Turkey that he had travelled to Syria and was potentially a terrorist." +Yeah pretty much. The BAR in support would be the closest to a automatic assault rifle. Basically the modern assautl rifle is a M1 BAR love child.,The first modern assault rifle is basically the StG44. +"Yes you absolutely can you just need to pay it back in terms of days and not in terms of years. That's why the loan is priced this way, the person being issued the loan is such a high risk borrower that if they do not pay it back within a week or so they will very likely default.",Just buy it back when it goes into collections for pennies on the dollar. +Magician beef? Penn Jillette eloquently slams David Blaine's Bullet Catch routine that Blaine recently debuted in a TV special,Jelly? +"Wait, women are allowed to wear pants? What godless times we live in.",Sinful bastards! +I'm in IL. I thought Walmart had national prices though.,Almost $4/gal here outside of DC! +Man punched by off-duty officer at Portillo's files suit alleging cover-up,Can't get the video to play. +"Gadgets really kill any motivation I have to play Ranked. Title says it all, gadgets are the single most annoying thing to get hit by, don't you just loce when you're yellow health, recovering and then it becomes a fight between your dodge and an explosive to survive. The situation is WAY worse for 2v2 aswell, you can't help but feel that supporting your teammate/punishing an attack on him leading to all 3 players getting hit by a bomb is outright ridiculous.","Ya, keeping track of both opponents in 2v2's is just too hard." +where,"All up with with shipping included will cost approximately 30aud, with DHL shipping from what I hear taking roughly 3-4 business days from despatch to door" +Match Thread Arsenal vs Tottenham Hotspur I can't provide updates for a few weeks and I messaged the mods but no one seems willing to do one unfortunately. Will happily delete this thread for one with updates!,OMFG ANOTHER DRAW. +"Lies, lies from tiny eyes.","Late at night, this big old house gets lonely." +"If someone makes $500,000 instantly and they're not a complete idiot, they'll be saving a substantial portion of that money in some form. If your income isn't high enough, it's pretty much impossible to save a substantial amount. Someone who makes $400 a month in central California probably isn't earning enough to save.",Yes i know thats why it all depends on your social status or situation but my point is still relevant. +Pat in his natural habitat,I do this too and it's the best +This picture makes me sad and confused,Jerry's wearing a diaper +"In Darwinism, this guy would have been removed from the gene pool for being an idiot. /because going to a trump or Clinton rally with the intent to troll the candidate doesn't bode well for you when you are surrounded by 10,000 trump supporter /10 Clinton goons.","It's called bravery and making a statement, I think Trump supporters have forgotten what that looks like in their mob mentality." +I had a cell phone then. We just didnt whip them out every two seconds back then.,"Hey guys, found the rich kid!" +Pretty much everyone in this sub is one if you think about it.,"Yeah whatever, maybe *you're* condescending but don't speak for me, okay buddy?" +"...She held him at gunpoint and forced him to rape the child I think that would be a worse thing to do, and excuse the guy.",HE COULD HAVE CHOSEN DEATH THAT DISGUSTING CIS SCUM +That's what I was thinking.. Like why the fuck would his parents/ caretakers enroll him in karate? There's gotta be something more suited for his lifestyle,"No no, that would be acknowledging there is something wrong with him and thats deeply ableist" +Shes poor man's Reinhardt. Ive said it since the matrix change that this is the wrong way to buff her.,Matrix made her insufferable and only reinforced her counters. +"Well, I can't buy that watch then. I have14 different watch bands all size 22mm.",It's be cool to make a leather punch that cuts 22mm bands down to 18mm in a perfect template for these weird watches. +Really makes you think!,It's a microphone. +If you could replace the 8 default voice commands with any 8 things you actually find yourself needing to say... What would they be? As the title says. What would you actually like to be able to say when you find yourself in a game without team chat.,I can't see you pull back/push together enemy behind us/flanking let's try something different +Omg this is fine art masterpiece,I'm going to steal it +100% disagree,No one has ever been more wrong about anything in the history of the universe. +Carl Pei on Twitter - Android N stable OTA for the OP3 and the OP3T. Gradual rollout will begin later tonight.,Downloading it right now in Germany. +"Fuck it. I'm going to start referring to all as carbon assets. Hello, fellow carbon assets. It seems that some carbon assets are angered by the words of this particular carbon asset. See? Didn't have to use any pronouns. Didn't sound like a lunatic. Win-win.","As someone who identifies as a Silicon asset, I am greatly offended by your assumption of what I presume my chemical make up is." +"Brown guy opens box : Aw, how nice, the white man bought me knee pads White guy opens box : ***BOOOOOOOOM***",Go back to r/atheism +To you did he look good against Kansas and TCU?,He didn't play TCU and I don't think he played Kansas either. +"Now, I'm European, and so from the outside it seems to me that especially for Americans this one drop rule doesn't make a lot of sense.",Does anything that the white is right crowd does or say make sense? +he said 30 ping difference. Try reading mate.,116-31=30 NA math +"TIL that Russia has a monument to laboratory mice, to celebrate their contribution to science",I'm sure those mice are very thankful +"First... The EC system, with winner take all states normally favors the Democrats. That is why they did do attempt to change it. Second.. The GOP controls politics at the state level. The Democrats are top down Autocrats. They could not get an Amendment passed if they wanted to.","Really, can you elaborate?" +"Germany 1932 had a much worse economic situation and a population with much less to loose. If Trump manages to crash the economy hard in the next 4 years and get re-elected, then you can get worried about a Nazi revolution.","Guess, we can all be thankful that the glorious robotic revolution is not yet upon us and people still HAVE jobs to complain about instead of inciting WW III..." +"Hanley revealed in her FBI interview that she had no idea where a thumb drive she used to store an archive of Clinton's emails had gone. Hanley searched for the thumb drive, which the FBI described as something she happened to have laying around the house, several times but was unable to find it. Oh, the emails are out there. This, plus Combetta posting the server IP, plus emails being uploaded to the cloud... someone has them.",OH FUCK YES. +People also don't like being stabbed over the last whatever,"I enjoy it, gives me a chance to practice self stitching." +It requires a part only available through crates.,Dangit +"No, because that would imply anyone actually likes deep dish",You just made an enemy for life. +"Thanks, this helped :O","No problem mate, us survivors gotta stick together." +Let's vote him in for the all-star game.,Fuck that +It just feels forced. Like it's ongoing because they needed a gag.,I actually am starting to like it +"We cringe, and sympathise with everyone in the video. Justin, for obvious reasons, the crew, who had to carry on the performance without Justin, and of course the audience who payed money to see Justin perform.",He did perform an excellent fountain. +Want to Understand the Futile Rage of Trump's Supporters? Consider the Palestinians.,does this article take a fat dump on everyone's narrative? +*The all new disposable AR-15* From Palmetto State Armory,Don't forget to leave your credit card on file with them for easy re-ordering +"Devil's Advocate: Just because you don't care about whether another biologically unique human should be taken care of or not, should it matter to you if they're murdered or not?",Do you care if someone's murdered? +Lmao 5 meters okay,Stop and go traffic often becomes just a chain of five meter drag races already to beat the boredom +Double dropping because you can't feel anything makes no logical sense. Either it is a dud pill and you'll not feel anything off the second or its not yet kicked in and you'll be on too much.,Just uni students doing it too much and needing massive amounts to even get an effect. +"Boy, there sure are a lot of people who want you to fire the kid to get to the parents. But, after 25 years of hiring young people for their first job in retail, I say just talk to the parents for a few minutes. Tell them Jr. or Missy is doing great on her entry level job. If there are a few things to work on, tell them about it. She needs to work on being sure to be here on time and ready to work. There only so many 2nd chances a new hire gets, you know? If the parents want some special treatment, other than your terse, 90 second report, hold up both hands in the stop position and say, I have to be going, we have a full day's worth of work here. Have a nice day. Bye. Then turn your back and leave.","This is a good approach for minors, but would you do the same for a legal adult?" +He is in it for the money tho imagine what they pay him on that damn site to be the only streamer Kappa,What does Kappa mean? +I don't disagree,"Just putting it out there for people to think about and, hopefully, act." +I shall see your Long Clawson and raise you a Staffordshire Organic with wild garlic. Nom nom nom.,Cotswold is totally amazing but now I NEED this garlic staffordshire. +Joe Hart's Torino have now scored more Serie A goals this season than any other team (27),And I'm sure that he was directly responsible for all of them +Can I cast from my phone to the Google Home?,Yes +The couple of firsthand accounts I've heard,Ah OK well that settles it up nicely +Or a woman with life experiences who knows other women with life experiences.,"Oh yeah, attempted rape, that's just standard old life experience!" +Batman is like Trump tbh. They're both billionaires who go out and risk their lives and public image for the better of their city/country.,"This is a complete farce of an analogy but you know what, the billionaire playboy persona is a great disguise for Bruce because I would never in my fucking life believe Trump would spend his nights doing things to protect others." +What assignment did you turn in to not hit 100%?,It was a joke but in the scenario i guess getting 1 question right on a test would do the trick +The new Yoga 900 series couldn't run Linux until Lenovo finally released a bios update that allowed Linux support.,"I presume you mean that broken custom RAID driver, which also breaks a retail copy of Windows." +Woah man too soon.,Like bush doing 9/11? +"Kickworthy hardly, it was a practice group that shouldn't have cleared but we did it happened. Were not a hardcore group.","Jailworthy hardly, it was just meant to be a pint with my pals but I ended up drinking 5 and hit someone with my car on the way home." +Straight Yeah right,I was gonna say damn gay but that's a shitty joke +"Rereading your post, it seems that adding to monster AC and hit points alone might be sufficient. However, combats will drag out longer. Having PCs almost die if they get hit in combat sounds like a good thing to me, so the amount of damage they're taking is just right. Combat should be deadly and scary for the players and PCs. Remember that, in a dangerous combat, at least one player should find himself at zero hit points making death saves.",I have a big encounter approaching so I'll try to adjust it to make it urgent and deadly. +"5 Hours 56 minutes , this one is for you Faker",skt lose +"OSU Diversity Officer Apologizes For Terrorist In Facebook Post, Urges Sympathy",wtf is a diversity officer +Man. Wentz is terrible. Glad we got a long-term QB in Eli ;),Leave +And what did Giroud reply?,*Fuck off* +Okay LOL. He's not even the 1st or 2nd most famous actor with the last name 'Sheen' then.,He's a nobody +"oh my god, is it because they're dead?",Its the colour of our balls. +Okay...,Exactly what I thought. +Gameday Thread Jags vs Colts This is the week guys. I feel it. My credit card is just begging to slam some reddit gold.,Is this what having a run game feels like? +What kind of feminine products? I don't think you'd want a trash can full of tampons out in the open.,Not to mention the number of women required to fill that sized bin. +Fire Emblem's... Fedora Couple *tips fedora*,M'lady +"2016 Week 9 Game Thread: Pittsburgh Steelers(4-3) @ Baltimore Ravens(3-4) Please Remember: ##**Leave all opinions/thoughts inside of this thread. Anything that isn't newsworthy posted outside of this thread during the game will be removed.** Don't be rude. We're all here to watch the game. Do not troll the other sub's game thread/post game thread. We will be notified and we will take necessary steps after that. If you see someone in here trolling, feel free to file a report and we will take care of it. Thank you and enjoy the game.","Bench Ben, hes been absolutely horrid." +Where the hell did my Galil go?,teleported back to Israel +He doesn't want to be a corporate apologist. He idolizes FDR (a democrat). He's not going to join the party if he's going to be expected to play the fundraiser game and wine and dine lobbyists.,"Corey Booker was comparing Hillary Clinton to Martin Luther King in regards to being harassed by the FBI, I think it's going to be an uphill battle fighting establishment revisionists in the Democratic party the next few years" +Disagree entirely.,That's cool. +Has Ethan done a reaction video to any body creapier than John Sakars?,There isn't anybody that is creepier than John Sakars. +Does it target zombies when it bounces or does it just go in a random direction,Trident v2? +That mouse design is what really kills me. It was SO Easy to not fuck that up.,Form follows function is not a sentence heard at Apple +Have a gay incestuous relationship with my brother so I can introduce him as my significiant brother,Gay and incest cancel each other out. +All new posts are being downvoted to oblivion,Doesn't seem like it +What are the most common newbie mistakes?,Picking Nova. +how can they focus if they are dancing all over the place? Thats just ridiculous...,So you need to sit still in order to complete academic work? +man i used to love old ryze soo much,which old ryze +When I was into 3000gt's someone would ask what's that sound? and my answer would always be which one?,"Thats such a complicated car, not something I would want to own when its 20 years old." +Trump should partner with Putin on the dl with an arms race to play China.,"They were commenting about it on the same day, I think this is exactly what is happening." +"Play Store has a new Trending section for entertainment, and it's fantastic","We only have books here so, Yaaay!" +BAD TITLE. Sorry for screaming.,Care to explain? +How so?,Cuz m'free market and the tyranny of the statists +"I have them and I like em, but I only ever use the green ones, sometimes the yellow ones. I play guitar and when my wrist acts up (like once every 2 months, when I don't sleep enough and do lots of handbalancing), a couple of days with those bands relieve it quite quickly. The white ones are a breeze, the green ones are fairly easy, too. However, starting from the yellow ones, it gets a lot harder to completely open your hands with good form. I've literally never used the heavier ones because they're simply too stiff to get any appreciable ROM. I'm sure if you go to an office supply store you could get bands of the right size, and just add more bands to progress. I don't regret buying them, cause they do work, but I probably wont get em again.",The jump from the yellow ones to the next level is huge which is annoying. +"Dear women, my snowflake trans child is more important than your privacy",Don't shit on women to make your point. +Comey tells Congress FBI has not changed conclusions,"Don't worry guys, Rudy knew about this ahead of time too." +"The US told Ecuador to give Wikileaks 'an eviction notice,' according to intelligence officials","'When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar, you're only telling the world that you fear what he might say.'" +"Does anyone know if there are were words on whether they're planning on adding what they promised earlier, such as multiplayer?","TBH I think that if the sales are low (which believe me, they are) they will probably abandon it" +"If it's a death threat, then it isn't circle jerk, and vice versa.",So either way it's against the rules. +"Ya know, I used to find the guy's post's very odd, then seeing him telling people to kill themselves... Either he is a troll or he is suffering from a mental illness. Regardless it is sad.","He went from saying hell kill himself to telling people to hang himself, wether or not hes a troll he should be stopped" +"Save the dramatics, this is nothing but partisan politics. Obama feels like his legacy is under attack, and he's embarrassed that Trump got elected after 8 years of Obama. He even said he would consider it an insult to his legacy if Trump won.",Has anybody else noticed the number of pro-Russian users that have shown up in the past month or so? +It's not theft if we say it's not theft! and continued fallacies throughout,Some people just deserve to be hit upside the head and that guy is one of them. +My humble college home bar,"if thats humble then my collage bar is poverty lol , but nice im jelly" +No criminality in Clinton emails - FBI,OBVIOUSLY RIGGED +"Fire, earth, wind and FATHER?",Everything changed when the father nation revoked credit card access... +because it's fucking dota beta all over again,We never left beta* +"That's a year ago, who cares if it's a repost?",Your life must be so busy and exciting. +Username checks out.,But will you fucking allow it? +"Hopefully Clinton, apparently she is the underdog now, and the thought of that made orange idiot is appalling.","Hillary is evil, Trump is a meanie though so yeah let's vote her!" +Roman responds to Cena What I #recognize is you have no clue whats going on here. So just power clean and make sure you clean your weights up. #GuestInMyHouse,What if this is actually a setup for Roman v Cena at WM? +"I don't think you can realistically say he cheated at all. If you make a trip to a hotspot in a good-sized city once a week or so, you can easily get Pokemon this good. 4 gyms isn't that small, depending on how he defines his town. I've been to small towns that are fairly far from other areas but actually have pretty decent spawns and 4 or so gyms. I think having 4 Gengar is more reason to think he cheated than having two Dragonite. I evolved Dragonite before Gengar, though I do run after every Dratini I see so I can Ultra Ball it (I don't do the same for Gastly). But Gastly is very common for some people, so I can see how it would be totally possible for him to get there.",he just admitted to it. +"Pop and the Rockets are practically best friends lately, Mejri is the most hated man in Texas outside of the Dallas area.",He's not exactly beloved here. +CNN in Boston Aired 30 Minutes of Trans Porn on Thanksgiving WHY AM I JUST NOW HEARING THIS? LOL,"just 'happened' to have such a DVD in the player, huh?" +The amount of players playing No Man's Sky put in perspective,Looks like the odds of meeting another player are really low now +"Watson, Kizer, Fournette, Cook, Hooker, Peppers, a lot of other dudes I can't name off the top of my head. Really depends if we continue to tank or if we pick it up and fuck ourselves by finishing 6-10 or better","jabrill peppers once ran train on my high-school team, would not mind getting him" +It's a race to the bottom. You have to beat us and the Browns there if you want a shot at your next QB...,"problem is who would that be, none of the college QBs are remotely NFL ready or anywhere near a lock to succeed in the NFL" +"Look up his contest photos. He's not as big as he pretends to be, and he got shit on when he had to stand on stage next to somebody. Allegedly he will force you to delete photos you take of him if he doesn't like the way he looks in em.",Could you post where he got shat on? +Who am I to question the FBI?,Drain the swamp +Well...that's hard to top.,*Whoosh* +That is the correct answer.,There's a reason the government is letting the economy slide. +"VW New Beatle advice for first car I am looking to get my first car and I'm interested in the new vw beatle, obviously used I'm thinking like around 2004.. I'm looking to spend like 5000ish.. good idea? Not going to be doing anything crazy with the car just to school and back and around town",$5000 will get you a nice used Honda or Toyota that won't break all the time. +"I feel like he may have landed downwind. If he was into the wind then he could have flared a few feet above ground and just drop down vertically the rest of the way, which is exactly what he should have done on this ground, unless there was no wind at all. This is what I do with my powered paraglider where I have a 70-lb backpack on; it's even easier with a regular paraglider.",Maybe he was so fast because the wind was from behind.. +R,T +New Comey letter to Congress - FBI's findings unchanged.,Hope that means the NYPD is now going to do what it threatened to do and blow this thing wide open. +"You have got to be fucking kidding. That is precisely what a huge number of people voted for. That is the overarching theme of May's plans for Brexit. Fuck everything else, curbing immigration is king.",Curbing immigration doesn't mean closing the borders.. +Care to enlighten the rest of us?,It's a Simpsons reference from the episode 'Bart vs Australia' +Check?,I think they mean cheque not like you get checked +"Never trust that rascal of a leader, don't forget she is national Socialist!! And to be more serious... How dare a foreign politician get involved in a foreign debate or election - it's not right, it is for the US people to decide, not for a Scottish nationalist who wants to follow a high debt low wealth model... It's true, I don't like trump, but I hate Hilary and I dispise Sturgeon",Obama got involved in Scottish and British politics. +"Please no, change them more so they stop playing like stationary turrets ffs",That is what a marksman does though? +I just thought Canada was supposed to be crushing us.,Still time +"Wikipedia has gone from random hacks creating/editing articles to one of the most reliable, accurate sources of information on the internet.","Yeah, until you see people trying to change history there." +Everyone has the right to decide if they want to end their life. I don't get why it is so taboo.,It's because of other people feeling bad about it that the act is discouraged. +So why don't more people like 9gag?,9gagmedaddy +"Blue buff is OP on Garen. Garen's always OOM otherwise. If I have Clarity in an ARAM game and there is a Garen, I always try to give him some of that mana too...",When I play Garen I'm still OOM after taking Blue... Maybe I'm too spam happy... +"Ah, I knew it was you! You tried to trick Hop Sing! You are on our list; Elaine Benes! And now you are on our list; Ned Isakoff.",She named names. +"You are a terrible human being. Sad thing you think you have some moral high ground, when in fact you wallow in shit.",I think you're proving their point. +Holy crap. My hs has sent 0 people to MIT. Or the ivies,"I always love how everyone around here talks about how shitty the city public schools are but no other public school in town had more than 2 Ivy Leaguers and we had 5, plus Duke, Northwestern, 2 Jefferson Scholars at UVa, Rice, Williams, 2 Davidson, Carnegie Mellon... My point is FUCK THE SUBURBS." +please be an ironic comment please be an ironic comment,";) sorry, didn't have time to put a" +Wenn Kinder als Berufswunsch Dschihadist angeben,Da freut sich die Rentenkasse +"GAME THREAD: Golden State Warriors (18-3) @ Los Angeles Clippers (16-6) - (Dec. 07, 2016)",#FUCK THE WARRIORS! +november 17. Proxy voting already started. i voted this morning.,Would it be insider trading if the person who saw the early proxy results to bought solarcity(or tesla) based off what they're seeing from early votes? +What's the strangest reason you had to make an alt account?,I posted a funny dick pic. +What YouTube channel is the best to binge?,Regular car reviews +Morris Claiborne Top Ranked Corner In The NFL,Keep it up Mo! +I just used this to take a photo of my grandmother's cooking using isn't it amazing?,"Notice how the user is a year old, has barely any posts and very few comments, it's probably a purchased account." +Because he's on Cottonmouth's payroll,Thats not the part that doesnt make sense. +"A Canadian's first experience at Guy Fawkes Night, Uk!","Ok read but the format ting was annoying, wor ds split at the end of li nes just to make it loo k pretty." +Minecraft redstone list? Nice playlist can I have a link XDXD,Just some Ideas I wanted to use on my server back when I was in high school +White like me. Says the ashkenazi,Oy vey +I had no idea that these were the same guys.,Never heard them before but that didn't suck. +Ok Cool - so lets remove Al Gore from the conversation - and instead focus on the overwhelming number of people and scientists all experts in their fields practically screaming for people to pay attention and help mitigate the oncoming problems associated with climate change? Or does that not fit with the astroturfing narrative that has you disrupting the conversation to only focus on Al Gore who is by your own posts - a very easy target to derail the conversation.,But without focusing on Al Gore I can't change the focus of the conversation to hide the fact I'm not actually contributing to the conversation +guy who made this was probably too high and forgot,its pretty small +Sources say... means I stop reading now. Name your source or it just gets relegated to the Bullshit Bin.,does it matter where the information(email) comes from if its true? +"Why is it that DoW classes have magic damage numbers listed? I'm pretty sure when I stab something with my knives, it's not a spell.",I guess its in case you decide to remove your job crystal and cross-class cure or something +"Desktop vs Laptop. I'm going to buy a new computer, and I hesitate. I know, it depends on my needs, etc, but here, both can fit the bill... The desktop is more powerful, and doesn't have battery problems, etc, but again, you can carry your laptop around, which would be useful since I'm uni, but it breaks quicker and you can't change parts... Anyway, I just thought I would ask other INTP for feedback. Which do you prefer ? If you made the change form desktop to laptop, was it worth it ?","Personally, I like both worlds, I have a laptop for work, and take a wireless keyboard and mouse and plug into a monitor whenever possible." +"Speak to whomever runs the department. She needs to leave her personal life out of her work. Not only is it unprofessional and disturbing , what if someone else in the group is dealing with fertility issues, miscarriage, etc. she is probably making multiple group members uncomfortable.",Agreed +WIP from something I'm working on for you guys...,Am I going to be in this(if so just put Endo-01) or is it just your friends +"Kids are so awesome. My middle son used to believe his own dreams, I think, because he would come up with the most outrageous things that he swore happened to him in the past. He would tell them with such conviction.",Sounds like you're raising your boy as a liar! +Medical terminology with the Latin roots.,"You lie, like a fuckin' rug." +My little Ti-tan can't be this cute,"Dang tone, got KIK?" +I can't get over the fact that he seems to think it's possible to transport thousands of soldiers and hundreds of vehicles across open ground and have nobody know about it. Divisions can't sneak up on cities.,Trump knows more about military logistics than the generals do. +Me:\*now talking directly to the guy* My name is...,Guy: Fuck off dude +"TIL in the 1970's, a plane carrying 6,000lbs. of marijuana crashed in a remote area of Yosemite National Park. Local mountaineers, rock climbers, hippies, and drug dealers made excursions to the area to take as much product as they could, all while the US government tried to secure the drugs.",And that's where they got the idea for Mordheim. +niglords so i can roleplay sasuke,xxdexlessnarutoxxx life +Black man: There's not much we can do to stop the violence against us. Hillary Clinton: Then I will talk only to white people about how we are going to deal with very real problems.,she's truly living the black experience +nobody is justifying anyone's mass murder... and nobody here is saying that Mao was a great leader.....,"You say that Japanese invading another country and indiscriminately killing people is worse than the worst mass murder in human history - it is hard to accept that, especially when China have invaded Xinjiang and Tibet, and are indiscriminately killing everyone in those occupied countries." +Oh boohoo you only got the 2nd best defensive mon/moveset available out of all ~890 in the game,I know - play me a violin right - now to boost it from CP4xx to something useful. +"it's a good thing though. The 10-A was really breaking the flow of the game at times, decimating half the enemy team within seconds isn't balanced at all. Same reason I am happy they nerfed the Martini, a weapon that one hit kills so easily has no place in battlefield.",How was the Martini nerfed? +"No they cannot. For a number of reasons, and there are a lot of good articles about this. Race relies on history and ancestry. White people cannot adopt the history of POC and call it their own. Gender on the other hand, is internal, and comes from oneself. My gender identity does not rely on the gender identities of my ancestors.",What is a gender identity? +"Men apparently need a lot of support to stop them from doing these killings Tumblr is that way, you're on the wrong site darling.",Just having a shit bro relax +I find it odd anyone thought this wasn't real. Having been to Mumbai I'm surprised there aren't more poor people and trash in the photo.,It was made up by alien lizards from the planet liberal pansy 3 to fool the sheepeople! +PS4 Pro will finally benefit from the already 7 years old tech we had on PC,Blows my mind that they think developing their own VR is a good idea. +"Fresh WOTM, lf4m experienced players.",germantoby 374 titan +"I refuse to turn off CNN because I would have to turn it on in the first place, and I ain't gonna do it! Can't turn off what you don't turn on ;)","Okay, you got me!" +I can believe how hooked I am to an obvious cash grab,Just enjoy it +"You can't test for Canadian values. Just like most tests, people will study the values and give answers that Canada expects.",well ask them how you should react if your wife tells you to fuck of and that she doesnt and sex that night +"The fact that he still doesn't accept the blame for raping a girl is a good enough reason to not leave him alone. He talked about how the alcohol was to blame, and how he would put his time to good use fighting alcohol abuse **and the sexual promiscuity** that comes with it. I got drunk and, you know what happens when guys get drunk, they accidentally rape a girl. It's just what happens man, let's focus on stopping the alcohol. Also she was totally slutty and wanted it.",its not his fault if in gods plan he made the booze so much stronger than a man +i cant tab through my other meepos as well,Tab in general seems fucked I can't tab between my Tempest or Regular Zet. +We also have two really nice beach towns.,With really good seafood +"True, however, WW1 tanks were kinda unstable. I don't have statistics about how many tanks or other vehicles stuck into mud or engine broke suddenly but I bet, a lot. If I remember right, the assassin got change to shoot Frans Ferdinand because his car stall because it tried move backwards. Those engines wasn't so good back in the day.","It was because they took a wrong turn which led them to the assassin (who had actually given up and gone for a sandwich) and by the time they realised they went the wrong way, and tried to turn around, Franz was ded." +"You might hate these, but I HAD to poke fun. I'm sorry. PLEASE DON'T HATE ME.","Fantastic, you nailed Trumpys skin color perfectly." +This perfectly Shows how broken tank physics are,Actually this is just the super detailed effects of the right track losing traction on that particularly slippery patch of ice melted by sunspots as well as the left track gaining traction by gripping onto some meteor dust in order to throw the tank into a sharp right turn straight onto the edge of the ice where it was pulled the rest of the way in by stalin's ghost. +Just so the cashier doesn't worry,But whats the bread for? +13-0,You are good people +That's because they didn't think trump would become president elect,Idk about you guys but I'm definitely looking forward to 4 years of President Garrison +"You, in order to reap all those sweet 200 upvotes?",Yup and I sat on this screenshot for 3 months instead of posting it when the subreddit was running at full steam +I'm between Enunwa and Dorsett (FYI I've got Hilton as one of my other WRs)...,Me too +Was your dad Gary Oak?,Don't know the reference (mine was Nelson Muntz) +Pokemon go destroys the phone. I have to play with the phone mounted to my AC vent,pokemon go destroys anything except iphone because apple actually enforces the need for efficient code +Mike Huckabee Reportedly Next Ambassador To Israel,I'm so ecstatic for the opportunity to call/write my Senator's offices *again* begging them not to approve yet another theocratic fucknut appointee of Trump. +"I for one, would love to subscribe to Elite Dragon Facts.",Have you guys tried Spyro as his name or has that not stuck +Assuming you downvoted one of comments at the top. What's your point?,Calm down bro +I would be so happy if Tucker tore him a new one.,He might enjoy it. +I'm a big fan of that time at night between the time I lay down and the time I go to sleep. Time to just relax and think and just lay there in the silence.,I usually just jerk it +It's pretty amazing how much that guy does on his own. I figure he's border line genius or crazy.,Success is the only difference between genius and crazy. +Italy's Supreme Court rules public masturbation not a crime,Gonna be a sausage party though :( +"A different submission claims they're putting them on FttP instead, it's wrong, they're doing FttDP which is much better than FttN but not as good as FttP.",Anything as long as it's not Labors plan. +"Probably not, but I would assume that is because they choose not to and have better things to do.","No Obama would totally tweet about sex tapes at 5 in the morning too, he just can't help himself" +*An ankle bracelet. FTFY,Thanks brah! +Is this OC? Because it is fantastic,And only slightly incorrect. +How is this even possible as a former SOS?,The so called limited knowledge applied to the email/chyber stuff Powerll and the rest are the same That's how Eventually state dept is going to have to overhaul it's email system and procedures +"Germany is accepting refugees voluntarily. And if you think refugees are what's causing European collapse, then you should take an economics class and learn about loans, interest rates, bonds, and other factors",I thought they were collapsing because of the liberals and the gays +Took me a few minutes to understand the reference :),Whew so glad you got there in the end +LEAKED - Kevin Harvick Official 2017 Paint Scheme,So what your saying is Kevin Harvick to the 5 confirmed? +"A stiff, thick thumbs up",His big fat throbbing third thumb is definitely sticking up +"Nope... You can make a US PSN account, but you won't be able to play it on your main account as you don't have the licence on your other account. I tried it out last night (my main is a dutch account) and it won't let me play on my main account. (And yes, i have a US account on the same PS)",Been playing on a Dutch account just fine here after downloading from a US acc. +"LIVE Stream: Donald Trump's Final Rally: Grand Rapids, MI 11/7/16",#THANK YOU RSBN! +Why are diamonds so expensive even though you can buy individual carrots cheaply at a grocery store?,"Because they're packed really tightly together, kinda like how baby carrots are a little more expensive, because they're packed a little tighter together." +How is that trolling,"We're so bad they don't even bother with the stats :,-/" +Two weeks ago a nest near me was kabuto which then turned into zubat.,Our biggest park turned from a mankey nest to a damn drowzee nest :/ +"Love your username, and agreed.",Thanks. +Lol k.. I didn't bother to read the rest after the first sentence.,"Fine, go ahead and keep your head in the sand." +Hundreds of Veterans Heading to Standing Rock to Defend DAPL Protesters from Police,"To any of our Vets making the trip who happen to read this, thank you for your continued service." +You'd think fox news would be running that CNN sucks clip over and over.,I'm so proud to have been in the high energy crowd on Monday that started this tradition. +"One additional thing people haven't mentioned so far is why the charter and privates are doing better. Our legislature is trying to starve the public classrooms out of existence by creating laws that shift the public funding to charters and private schools. Those schools aren't required to provide the same data that public schools do that lead to oversight on how well they are actually educating students. And while public schools must take every kind of student (i.e. special needs, esl students, etc) charters and privates get to discriminate and turn away students who are typically poorer performers. So while there may indeed be more job availability with charter and private schools, I can't imagine that for many teachers that structure doesn't also provide a moral conundrum. I'll also echo what everyone else is saying - boy do we need dedicated and experienced teachers in our public schools. We need people like your wife - but, frankly, she'd probably be nuts to consider taking our mess on.",The whole less government thingy... +"People keep talking about freedom of the press as if they're untouchable, but the problem is that the press has a lot of power and no obligation to tell the truth, so they have the power to tell a huge number of people something that's either misconstrued or completely false, and yet when they get criticized for it everyone jumps up and repeats what you just said which is that it's an infringement on the freedom of the press. Look, I'm fine with comedy or parody or even sensationalism when it's labeled as such, or when everyone knows what it is (eg. tabloid papers that talk about Aliens having sexual affairs with celebrities, that's sensationalism and I assume comedy? regardless the majority of people know it's nonsense) but when a network like CNN is reporting something as absolute fact by using clever wording, experts believe, allegedly guilty, eyewitnesses claim and go on to tell a story that they expect their viewers to swallow, it's just wrong, there's no other way to say it, it's wrong. They're telling a sensational story using misconstrued facts just so they can boost their ratings and make money and we're not supposed to criticize it. It will sound absurd, but I strongly believe that the media/journalists should have no emotional connection to their viewers, nor try to intentionally impact their viewers emotions. News should be reported in monotone by a robotic voice, not by someone who's clearly biased or is pushing an agenda at the behest of their employer. The press should not have that power or that right.","Yeah, so we should kill all of the journalists." +Amazing...The Seattle Times recommends Hillary Clinton for POTUS.,Based on Seattle Times history of using their paper to push the conservative agenda I really thought they'd be the exception in endorsing Trump this year. +"there is no pc version of TLoU, Uncharted 1-3, God of War 3, Heavy Rain + Beyond ... if there would have been, then i would not have any reason to buy a ps4",Im not arguing about exclusives +I fucking love 400lb hackers.,Don't we have the best400lb hackers? +The fix is in. MSM is 100% complicit.,Wouldn't be the first time that a publication has jumped the gun only to be wrong. +assembly,Just kill me now. +"Pro tip. Any claim you see, go to t_d, if it's trending there it is Pants on Fire. Done.","I dunno, this satanic mass thing might have legs." +Is there a plague of overpaid stop sign holders draining the economy?,International stop sign manufacturers are obviously attempting to influence our economy. +All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men subsidize oppressive regimes that use concentration camps.,It's easy to say this when you are not living in a concentration camp in a oppressive regime. +Lincoln was the mother who tried reasoning with the unruly child. Sherman was the alcoholic father who grabbed his belt and kicked in the door.,"And Johnson was like the grandma who showed up after and said leave that honeychild alone, just go right on back to what you were doing." +"I mean, its not even October yet. You'd have to be pretty fucking dumb to make that assumption.",You'd never know it wasn't Halloween cause they got all the Halloween shit up at the stores already. +"use the cranes to get on top of buildings, people cant kill you and police helicopter just crashed into the crane",Crash*** +"Yup, exactly this. People elect terrible leaders, and put terrible leaders in charge of businesses, because most people can't distinguish arrogance from competence. And the more competent someone is, the more likely they are to recognize their own shortcomings and show some humility. You won't hear people like Warren Buffett talking about how they have a good brain.","And apparently in the eyes of the simple-minded, humility = weakness, or something to that effect." +I bought a locket today and put my own picture in it. Guess now I really am.... Independent,I put some cream cheese in my gold locket +CTR spin on this: It's not reopening the case. What else do you call it if a closed case is further investigated?,"Retroactively non-closing it, of course." +He,Whatever +I grabbed him at #5 in both my leagues. I'm in first place in both of them.,So my point work that person is that they made a huge gamble moving down to 7 because most people had him higher. +That was a wight.,So it was +"Imma go bold and say all 7 canadian teams will make the playoffs after all being absent last year. Yes, that includes toronto. I did say bold.",I'd say Vancouver would be the boldest of the canadian teams to bet on. +Is something like a Pipe ok to buy as a first item against a magic heavy team :x,only if you buy rapier first. +Decapelectrocremated,Decapitrocremadefenestrated +The amerikan jet fighter unknowingly fuel from Stalin mothership,"Soon amerikanski will get drunk and fall out of the sky, good trick Ivan )))))))" +"You outscored Alabama. You're obviously an underdog, but I think you can give them a tougher game than whoever they will face in the playoffs.",Arkansas beat Florida handily +"Honestly, this is fairly lame. Work on a protest, not a concert, folks. This is not the time for levity.",I feel like this is a peaceful protest though... +It has been a long time overdue but I finally got around to writing a review for Team Fortress Classic,"Haha, nice!" +"Touchscreen Phones are less than one percent of the market yet tech companies are pushing them big time. Why? someone in 2006, probably.","Not pushed, it was much more a case of demand, mainly based on the touchscreen phone goodness leaking out of Japan." +"Considering his age, you're probably right.",he is +As someone from frankonia I have to disaggree.,"Well, look at you Frankonians, always trying to be all special, you can be a common German then, while the rest of the real bavaria remains glorious." +What? This is one of easiest GQ iirc. Not trouble at all.,thatsthejoke.jpg +"Rescued off the street 2 weeks ago, little cat is already yearning for PCMR ascension",Mr robot boiiii +meow~_~_irl,"I love the way he gives himself a little push at each step, like he's been working on his method and has now generated just the right propulsion." +"Gods, fiction is not reality. Even with historical people that were alive in real life involved, it is STILL fiction. Not everything has to be analyzed to prove how smart you are on a VIDEO GAME REVIEW like you did in a literary class on the classist attitude you did on Great Expectations during your semester at Berkeley, you hipster dip",It's another sign that at least a sizable chunk of games media still has a long way to go. +That's to be expected for pretty much anyone under 25.,"I'm a 24 year old male with 50K/100K, uninsured motorist, property damage, roadside assistance driving a Pontiac Grand Prix for 67 a month." +Could you make a photo of finer grounded puck?,I sure can - I'll definitely it when I have breakfast in a half hour or so! +Obama: Greeks 'need hope',Thanks Obama! +My ONLY issue with removing the headphone jack is that they didn't switch to USB-C. If they had done that I would have been excited about this.,Same here. +"It is just a box, 2 controllers and a sensor.. Jesus.. Why is that so important. I throw boxes away.. but that is just me.","The Oculus box is a good carrying case (for LANs or some such, or just a safe place to put it away)." +"With the mount speed changes, are tribute notifications on Cursed Hollow too short? It just seems like if you're bot lane, and the trib spawns top, there's absolutely no way to get there in time. Sure, there's a pattern to the spawns, but there's still some randomness and it's really unfortunate when you get screwed by RNG.","No, you just gotta learn the map timers and you are ok." +"In derby games, the two players stare at each other - FIFA 17",Aguero is going to have some serious back problems if he keeps up that posture +How to be a Good White Person,How about a nice big cup of shut the fuck up? +"Holy shit, what the fuck.",Welcome to the internet. +I got level 50 when there was more than half the days left,That's not very quick haha +"Riot;s champ design game has been top fucking notch, so he will definitely get a cool champion",yeah ivern is so much fun +"Janet Reno, first U.S. woman attorney general, dies aged 78: reports",Another Vince foster +You cant get the monks robes or team capes there can you? surely must be better to open them on the mainland. interesting to see how much you made,At least for ironmen this is great page farming. +Not everyone on Xbox one sub Reddit plays destiny.,Oh shit I thought I was on the fireteams subreddit lmao my bad +A midget walks into a bookstore... ...& asks clerk: 'do you happen to have any books on irony.' The clerk points to a shelf: 'top row.',^^^^perfect +"You are kidding me, spoilers for a show that aired in 2009 - 7 years ago, come off it.",In this case one is all it takes... +BJ techniques.,"Dealer stands on 17, only split low numbers, if you have 13 or lower just go for it." +We had to put it down,His not wrong is with the Lord now +"1. No, they deal 75% damage, as in 25% reduced damage 2. I believe around level 15-16 with PD but I could be wrong, I know that with 32% AS in Runes + PD you cap out at level 14",Lvl 16 w/ 29% AS and lvl 14 w/ Regizz's 32% AS build. +Mindestlohn: Das ist aus den Warnungen des SVR geworden,Na ja der Mindestlohn ist nur renatbel wann die Wirtschaft gut ist +Something ive noticed,It's probably because they're not losing money and getting a regular stream coming in. +Hilary Knight,A Hilary I'm happy to support +All events count for something. It's ignorant to completely disregard an event just because it isn't a major championship IMO. Could go into a big argument about it but that's my view anyway.,"That's the right view to have, it's not a major but regardless them wins/losses were on LAN settings with top teams" +**Farkle** or **Spicy Farkle** It's a push your luck dice game,"You'll need something to keep score (pencil/pen or phone) Zombie dice is a slightly dumbed down version, but is easier to keep track." +We had a solution to centralized non-fossil fuel energy decades ago in the form of nuclear. Unfortunately economics and public opinion always trump sustainability,"Well, that, and all that pesky nuclear waste..." +Honestly I could see this team going on a 5 game win streak before the BYE. Schedule is much easier and the Jets usually play well when they aren't the underdogs.,I could see this team winning 5 games total. +Starfruit so simple,Sub so bad :( +I Was With Bernie Till the End; Now We All Must Vote Hillary,Title sounds like it should be long to the North Korea sub Reddit. +RGB RGB cables?,"what about Red, Green and Blue RGB cables" +It won't even be near their water. Read the court ruling - it has the actual facts.,It drains into that water +Laroquod suggests #GamerGate become support network for underground developers,"Posting this here so we can discuss this, even though I actually don't support his idea." +Care to suggest an alternative?,Total commander I think is ok +Install apps that require root.,"...Such as better battery stats, Greenify, kernel adiutor, CF.lumen" +my thoughts of chipper and sons lumber co I actually really enjoyed this game even though it was frustrating because of the father tree!!,Oh god Father Tree. +ok but how he / she will know that my drawing was 20 minutes?,"She trusts us, she's the Momerator!" +"I've literally never died in the wilderness apart from I want to say once when I was a low level training agility so they got literally like 3 sharks. Despite this I still think people who camp abyss and kill people like that are assholes. Before you say anything either about not going to the abyss, I've probably done a few hundred trips easily in and out of the abyss for various reasons and I've only been attacked once or twice but they were shit and I literally just ran to the wall and escaped.",How is someone pking people in the wilderness an asshole? +"Without revealing it, what are the stereotypes that come with having your first name?","No, I do not sell propane and propane accessories." +"How long would my hair have to be so I could hang myself with it? So I have some pretty long hair, long enough to where it could be used as a garrote from the right angle. So now I'm wondering how long my hair needs to be so I could potentially tie it and then hang from it if I were ever in a place where I didn't have rope. Also, the image is pretty brutal. Imagine someone just being strung up by their own hair. I wonder if it would scalp them because of the weight. Bonus: Would the hair be able to support the weight or would I get scalped?","Honey, just take a rope." +Commenters like yourself are a cancer to an otherwise thought-provoking discussion.,Thank you so much. +I will pay for nothing,"Finally, a girl who is into crystals" +"Haven't seen much toxicity on here tbh, average age of us lot is probably higher than 12 :P",Lmao you must be new around here. +What is the 1 piece of advice you'll never forget?,There is no 'secret ingredient' - *Kung Fu Panda* +What comes to mind when you think of American cuisine?,Hot dogs and hamburgers +The time to build it is worth $60 alone. Goodluck,I'd build one just for the sole purpose of improving my soldering skills and having a little neat device. +Discussion: Do you think Fassbender's notes had an impact on how Sherry interpreted the DNA on the bullet? The original note said to try to put her in his house or garage,"Is it true that just the control was contaminated, not the actual sample?" +"My computer runs faster when I turn the resolution down. When I take off my glasses, I should be able to run faster. I might hit a tree though.","When you take your glasses off you change the render distance, not the resolution." +I have six crates and no keys. Anyone wanna trade?,Same except I have 27 +Any idea why ranked team queue isn't up yet?,i think they just forgot to turn it on at this point now +Where do you live that they are a grand? I got an evga ftw 1080 for $700 USD after tax.,Sounds like Canada +"Why are you bragging about your life, work and sexual conquests in the Internet? Must be really confident and comfortable to want to seek validation from complete strangers.","Because the article is linking Trump's support to young, white men who have low social status and sexual success." +Does anyone know where I can buy the uncut version of Murder Set Pieces? I rented it off netflix only to find it was the rated R version that cuts out 22min of the movie because of the gore. Amazon doesn't have the uncut version and all the sites I read that sold it have gone out of business.,In the trash. +You can't open doors for Men as well?,He has this weird condition +Always a typo. Always.,My mind auto-corrected it so I didn't even notice till you said something. +Apparently someone got tired people marrying their cousins,Maybe they found out a black couple was allowed to get married in it. +I'm thinking about getting a 223 set for my reloader. Dunno if I can justify it quite yet though...,"Well if you already have a press, you just need dies and maybe a case trimmer, right?" +yeah but these posts pop up all the time and the seems to be the most common concern. I'm in the more bloodborne is always good boat.,I like you +He just want the cake,"What exactly happened, im really confused" +30' below sea level? That seems like a typo. Did they mean 3? Hoboken floods all the time and area there are right about at sea level.,nope its 30 +Lol at how you think someone is running away because they aren't sitting there refreshing reddit every 2 seconds.,Who said anything about running away? +"Are you trying to make some kind of point here? I doubt you actually believe this, but your statement illustrates my point well: there are (or, at one point, were) legitimately people that believe this. The same cannot be said of whites at any recorded part of history.",Ever heard of South Africa +I hope people shut the fuck up and stop complaining about The Walking Dead.,"Well, maybe if the show quit slowing its plot progression to the speed of a snail trapped in molasses people would stop complaining..." +Just Joining Sub,Those sure are some wide and juicy thighs! +"I think in comparrison to the ref he is at least, the guy looks tiny.",For you. +"It means we are the public, and they are public servants.",Which means I'm the master and I can tell my bitches what I want right? +The g4 had a unlockable bootloader... So it gives me hope!,same as g5 +"Yes, but AD deals with more injuries to his team and a tougher conference",If he actually had Jrue and Evans playing tho on paper his team would be way better than anything Bron played with his first time in the land +True Slav incoming,Rush B Point. +Well there's a 100% chance he won't be if we lose the senate,"yeah, obviously" +NSFW - New Lloyd Kaufman movie teaser with an AVGN cameo,"AVGN is at 1:36 if you want to skip by most of the weird stuff (but he's only on he screen for a second and a half until someone gets punched *through* their face, so watch out)" +"It made a lot of criminals very wealthy, created gangs with cool names and gave Atlantic City a reason to exist.",It helped some things then. +"In total, George HW and George Jr. appointed 519 article 2 judges. Both of them appointed 2 supreme court judges.",Whoosh +"Best season if you ignore Cam Newton, Johnny Football, Andrew Luck, RGIII and Kellen Moore :P",I'd say Colts season was better statistically +"She'd have better luck by having California, NY, and Florida audited.","California literally closed in like 5 minutes, didn't even bother counting." +this person narrates!,This person commentates! +"Yeah, that's my facourite one, some machine that destroys the world while trying to maximise some utility function. As if that would even *remotely* qualify as an 'intelligence'.","Any intelligent oil company would do as they have, to satisfy the market demands." +What are you listening to on the way to work or school right Now,Listening to my Russian Language lessons yo. +"They use electricity, and what is allowable is defined by how much it can help the community, not a single person. I think.",This also varies greatly from community to community +Anon discovers masturbation,sage +Why did you feel the need to include his ethnicity?,It's very possible that it was because he is Indian. +"What's the most memorable reason you've been kicked from a group? After a particularly... interesting dismissal from a DF group, I got curious: What's the most memorable reason you've been kicked from a group? Good, bad, or outright mind-boggling, I want to know. I'll get started. I queued up for a quick EX Roulette after getting home from work. A few seconds later, I'm in (gotta love tank queues). Xetaphol (or however you spell it) with the group consisting of WAR (me), WHM, NIN, DRG. Not ideal, but good enough. I make the first big pull, wall-to-wall. Pop Vengeance/Bloodbath/Berserk and go to town. However, the pull seems to be going slowly. I look around and notice that the NIN and DRG are doing their single-target rotations despite there being 6+ enemies. Again, not ideal, but that's DF for you. We finish the pull and start the second one. While I'm running ahead and collecting all of the mobs, the NIN types in /party chat, 22 second countdown for bosses please. I didn't reply, but I thought to myself, 'no fucking way.' We do the second pull (again, single target rotations on 12+ mobs), and make our way to the first boss. I wait for everyone to get to the arean, pop Infuriate, and go in. Once the fight is over, the NIN pipes up again, saying, If you want to do this in a rush, you should do that 22 second countdown. Again, I don't respond, I know that it won't do any good. I just keep my nose to the grindstone and keep going. We get to the second boss, and I handle it the same way. Pop Infuriate and just go in. Once the boss is dead and the loot is distributed, the NIN says, goodbye and the screen fades to black. That little notification pops up in the corner saying You have been dismissed from the duty and the party. What? Fucking seriously? Kicked for not doing a *22-second countdown* in **DUTY FINDER???** In the end, the joke was on them, because I requeued, got back in instantly with a way better group, and blazed through Gubal Library Hard in less time than they probably spent waiting for a new tank. **tl;dr-** got kicked from EX Roulette for not giving the Ninja a 22-second countdown timer for bosses. What's the best/worst/craziest reason you've been kicked?",*grabs popcorn* +You mean Dolphin steaks.,Same thing! +How many broken promises will it take for Trump voters to feel betrayed by him?,He has already done the key piece - scared the shit out of the 'same ol' establishment. +ehhhhhhhhhh does that even work,"Take the connector and repin it, it gets the same power as it would from a mobo header." +"Fat and stupid are close kin. Your first step toward being your best you is managing your body. If you are fat, you have to drop that weight. Period. Done. Fat people make excuses for their fat fucking asses, which makes it easier to invent excuses for their lazy lard-assed slacking in other areas of their lives. To be fat for an extended period of time is to fail at life. Drop that fucking weight, you fat fucking lard ass. No bread, no sugar, no potatoes. Lots of meat and green veg cooked in real butter. Drop the weight. I mean it. You know your friends who make excuses for your disgraceful man-tits? Notice they have man-tits as well? What is this, a man-boobs contest? Those people aren't friends. They are the other pigs lined up at the Chinese buffet beside you, pricking their fingers to see if they need any insulin to combat the breaded potato loser-snacks that they piled their plates with. Are you really trying to win a man-boobs contest? Coming from a position of pure love, I submit this to you: Drop the fucking weight. Just do it. You have nothing to lose except your man-tits, and you have everything to gain. O.k. haters, let's hear you make some excuses so you can help your fat assed brothers stay nice and floppy. Let the whinging begin!","Ah yes, a very strong and well researched theory" +"This explains how the Final Fantasy stories just keep getting more and more absurd. (Oh man, I am so getting downvoted TO HELL for this)",Because fiction that strays from real life is so dumb. +Nintendo sure knows how to make batteries.,Pretty sure it uses the arc reactor. +"And when that gets disputed, they get their third place name, the Bronze Knights",The Tin Knights +"so mr mccall is a cunt, then?","Was, for all I know" +Not sure what this has to do with wikileaks but you do know they have a 100% accuracy rating...,Dropped the +"That's an unrealistic goal, even Faker feeds sometimes. Instead try to make use of your feeding, take into account the resources they're using to kill you or at least keep up in farm. My friends sometimes call me Darien because I feed quite often but still win the game.","Sarcasm, heard of that?" +Almost every champion interview is awkward except maybe for the few outgoing guys like dendi or NA players,DC or Ad finem are ok. +"I don't believe I've ever been ripped off by my bank. They provide me valuable services and, with my current accounts, charge me $0. They reap rewards from investing the money I store there, but that's OK. If I wanted to invest it, I would, but I like to keep some of it liquid.",You forgot the +"Wait, what show was it?",It was called Beyond Westworld I think +TIL there were smokin hot lesbians in the 50s,What if I told... there have been smoking hot lesbians throughout all of human history? +you are asking me why mental illness exist or why shouldn't we just ignore such an occurrence?,I am asking why you think homosexuality is a mental illness. +I see you have had some OSHA training.,"HAZWOPER certified, baby." +"Suspected? It's so fucking obvious. The new one I've noticed is that when an actress has a movie coming out soon there's suddenly new photos of her all over celebs, gentlemenboners, and pics.",There is a photoshopbattles post featuring Taylor Swift every week. +you need 50 million for the button to appear?,"No, it's always there." +How To Make Energy Generator At Home,"Global warming, whole world's energy crisis = SOLVED!" +"So is this like, in honor of dip? Or celebrating your ability to quit it? I think #1 would be way more fun, haha. Damn I miss dip.","Ha, I was going to get a picture of a can of Copenhagen on my left asscheck but my wife quickly shot that down." +But is the dude getting arrested for voter fraud?,"No, all of our officers are too busy killing all the black people in our country" +"I'm not a morning person, I'm not a night person, but I sure as hell ain't a high noon person!",That title is damn fire +"Teabag completely negates anything you did, as it makes you a twat. Try not being a toxic douche.",Says the guy being a toxic douche himself. +Haemogastronomer,Name a creature card if the named card is... +MRW I show up to the orgy but I'm the only girl,Dem buck teef! +A good person would take 10% of each apple and make a new apple equivalent. A neutral person would pass it out normally. An evil person would take the apples and run.,"In real socialism it would be 1/11th of each apple so that everyone gets 10/11ths of an apple, while with 10% everyone gets 9/10s except one asshole who gets a WHOLE apple." +It won't really change anything. As a defender you shouldn't be peeking especially not Blackbeard.,Since when is Blackbeard a defender? +I don't get it either. How were we able to get Neely nom'd and evicted but we can't get Kryssie nom'd? She's more of a waste of space than Neely. How do more people not see that?,Exactly! +Professor with Remarkable Track Record Predicts a Trump Election Win,"Funny how all of a sudden one of 'elites' (an academic one in this instance) is to be believed, ie when he has the correct message for conservatives." +Kek,Kek <----- this one Kek <----- nope Kek <----- not even close Kek <----- nooooo +White people,Das racist +Spinmetal Hat Time: Coincidence that the election is tomorrow and Iron Banner is selling two specific weapons?,This is the shittiest of the shit posts. +Shun the non-believer... shunnnnn,Shunnnnnnn-uhhhh... +Toronto Muslim police chaplain says women commit 'major sin' if they refuse to have sex with husbands: Canadian Council of Muslim Women says comments are 'appalling' and 'really set us back',Really Sets us back to.... the daily happenings of Saudi Arabia +Anyone else not able to watch videos on Swagbucks? Everytime I go to watch a video I get Oops! Watch Is Currently Unavailable.,"same here, superrewards videos don't work anywhere for me." +"Nah man. Chopping is too fast. However, if you kick long enough you can destroy his reproductive system and have fun!",So a rusty handsaw then? +I really hate it when people use an acronym in a setting where that acronym isn't well known.,What does it mean? +You know how many Chinese people would hate you?,About 1.357 billion as of 2013. +NBD: Someone in the local resale group was giving this old Trek 420 away for free and I couldn't resist. Here's the before and after!,That front cockpit looks l o n g. Great score though! +"Nice to meet you, both!",God damn it Dad! +I'd hate for a tavern brawl to bring about OP combos!,"Thats why the brawl changes every week, so there can be stupid shit like this idea and be balanced because it's just going to change in a few days" +If it was an engaged man in the car at 1 am with a pretty blonde co-worker the media would be portraying him as a cheating bastard who got all he deserved. Yet when it's a woman the fact she was in the car at 1 am with her male boss is reported as an insignificant detail and basically glossed over. Anyone who doesn't think that modern Western society and the mainstream media encourages women to cheat and constantly makes excuses for cheating women is deluded.,Her fiance is just a shitlord that dared limit her access to alpha cock. +Also mentions white electricity right after that.,Redhead Wally has white lightning now. +"That's not true though. When we had the majority in both we passed the ACA and if it hadn't been for Lieberman it would have had a public option. Obama also passed the stimulus, which would have been even stronger if the senate had been more progressive. Obama was never filibuster proof at any point so he always had to concede some to the GOP. He also signed a law requiring equal pay for women, and lifted the ban on stem cell research. This kind of rhetoric FEELS GOOD to progressives who loathe the slow pace of change but it's simply not accurate. The failure is on the DNC to not get this message out. They always play defense instead.",Fucking lieberman. +RIP niggerguy,"Hey, it's that niggerguy!" +"Hey, I'm the guy who made that comment. I haven't heard of this subreddit before, and there is so much violent extremism here it's shocking. A some of the stuff I see in the top of all time I agree with, but this is largely a topic that I disagree with. But here's the thing: **that's fine.** I don't *hate* what you guys believe in, but I certainly don't like it. Even if I did hate it, I wouldn't want this subreddit closed because you have the right to discuss your opinions however bluntly you put them. The reason I'm here to say this is to demonstrate the hypocrisy. My comment was saying that I believe that all subreddits whose purposes are to share beliefs shouldn't be shut down simply because you disagree with them, and you posted that here because you disagree with that. But guess what: *the same applies here.* Somebody could very easily make the argument that this subreddit should be shut down for its extremism and violence towards opposers, and they would be making the same point you're making right now. Although your beliefs are different than most other political subreddits, you're no different in concept that you're here to share your beliefs and hear others. So before you go claiming that other communities should be shut down for their beliefs, consider your own situation.",Oh fuck off. +they dont deserve the spot,"Yeah, how dare they qualify fairly like every other team getting into E-League?" +ITT: people struggling to even put 5 players in a top 5. Is this how sad of a state NA CS is in? Lmao.,Yes because EU is more clear cut atm. +Mantises are so severe that breathe with ozone o_O,If I had to guess they might have some ozone on board for more compact oxygen storage (since a lot of it gets sucked into the void and cannot be recyled) Then again I think water would be a lot better for compact oxygen storage. +"that's the average, yes, but the important bit for actual average skill would be the median.","Yep which would sit somewhere around .7, but there are also skill levels so a true study would require there to be no sbmm and find the medium there." +RDR 2 coincidence Are we really to believe that two megaton announcements just coincidentally happen to be on the same day? They may have not included NX in the original graphic to save some suspense for this reveal.,Either Nintendo and 2K Games/Rockstar are so out of touch they didn't even consult each other or either RDR2 NX HYPE +Some here. Worked at Meijer and was surprised I couldn't opt out of it,Right to work states are great. +Takumi RX-T Offers,2 Keys + 1 CC1 + 3 CC2 + 1 wildcat ears. +An extreme minority.,"So are Liberals, but we still put their name on ballots." +Congrats! Damn.. if only Pixel XL available in Indonesian.. I would buy it in a heartbeat,Can't you import it? +I'll take 82 Wings please,I'll take 96 +Ozzy with some mall ninja shit,If anyone's allowed to be a mall ninja it's ozzy. +I just got a soda from the 'self driving' vending machine near the restroom.,I just took a dump at the self-driving toilet. +Ohh member when Hillary said she'll look into the paid speeches she gave to the institutions that were responsible for the collapse of Wall Street? That was fantaystic,"ohhh, I 'member!" +"What if PKA 300 is just a normal PKA No special guest, no drinking, nothing out of the ordinary at all. Crazy huh","I would be sad, but not surprised." +Then you're just being a fool then.,"Well thought out, thank you very much for your intelligent input that has completely changed my mind" +Did your parents have any children that lived?,I'll bet they regret that. +"Yes, actually. In middle school I had a World geography teacher who was missing a finger and every. single. day. the class had to line up outside the door and shake his hand on the way in. was a little weird at the time but I think it probably did a lot to combat ableism in myself and my classmates. Other than that he was kinda a dick.",Combating ableism in middle school by shaking the hand of a guy missing a finger... Get fucking real dude +"Darkness mods? Does anyone have any good darkness mods, especially for dungeons. Just to aid immersion","Darkness falls is a good one but doesn't work in dungeons, there's a lighter version if then darkest one is too dark" +So trespassing is okay as long as I didn't tell you not to do it first?,Won't you think of the Mormon missionaries? +wc lvl?,*IVY CUTTING INTENSIFIES* +remember baby is 7 feet,o fuk +Why? Everything indicates that the player is a human,I meant ethnicity. +"So many from Starfox 64. Use the boost to get through! Gee, I've been saved by Fox! How swell! Enemy shield analyzed If I go down I'm taking you with me! The hatches are open!",Starfox 64 is basically just a quote generating machine. +"I mean they *are* gaining momentum, they're dropping in the polls faster than ever!",Terminal velocity +Wouldn't *have.*,Wouldn't've +"Yeah, as somebody who had been to a blue jays game, it's really that the blue jays fans from BC are also just shitty fans. Have some fucking respect, and quit trying to act like its a goddamn hockey game.",The main problem is that most of the are Canucks fans too. +Updoot,Take my updoot too! +"Geoblocking: Australians should have access to TV shows when, where they want, report says","I just stream from russian sites now - aussie netflix is missing a fair few of the shows I bought it to watch, foxtel - well enough said there I Think - and all the other services have exclusivity and generally just make it difficult to watch shows I want." +*Patiently waits for a man to come in and say because they had to be quiet as teens while masturbating as if us women would just scream in ecstasy while our parents just ignored it as we came as 13 year olds*,I've always thought that was a dumb excuse but when you put it that way it seems like a really dumb excuse. +"broadway has a seafood source that is literally some guys with a few boats catching fish. it's small and awesome and different. straight from hawaii. i know that's not oysters, but fwiw.",Found the Broadway butcher +Why key crime statistics are up this year in Saskatoon - Saskatoon,Shitty economy and a rise in crime come hand in hand. +people do that? just evolve on the spot??,"Well gyms are pointless and I don't think that they are fun so I don't care about being competitive, so I just try and fill me Dex as quickly as possible..." +"Hey, can you guys Siemian TV?",Haha +These Marlboros seem s bit pricey,It is for a carton... A lot cheaper than the price of cigs in New York... Also not mildly interesting. +"Can you explain why you are doing this? Why is this a trick? Farming the 5 prestige from having a child? New player from r/eu4, just bought into the dlc's and on my first real campaign.",This is the cutest question +"idk about pc, but on xb1 if you hold the handbrake while in the air, it allows you to steer, rather than roll your car.","Oh wait I actually miss read your post and that could be useful advice, thanks I'll try" +"TIL that Christina Aguilera was criticised heavily for singing the wrong lyric when performing the national anthem at the World Series by the singer of Staind. 3 years later, he made the same mistake when he performed the anthem at the World Series.","Do people link to the bare wiki page rather than specific section because it's been posted loads before and they received a notification saying as much but still wanted dat moist, juicy karma so fucking posted a wiki link that doesn't take me to the correct bit?" +Who puts birds into cages deserve way more than that. Btw. someone who keeps a pet should know about their behaviours.,Some people think it's funny when their pet acts a fool. +Your wanted future skins? What kind of skins would you like to see in the future? I want to see Reinhardt dressed up as woodman while smashing his enemies with a stick and a log at the end. Leave me alone :(,Sombra without the side-cut. +"I don't know why, but I immediately thought Transformer.",*Engies in disguise* +All i can imagine is climbing through one of the blades and then the brakes come off and it starts spinning and now your stuck in it,"If you get stuck in it while it's spinning, at least it will keep you cool!" +the mortal enemy of humanity,"It's an immortal enemy, but it makes humanity mortal" +Did we ever figure why/how Bernie became a puppet for the Clinton political machine? He's obviously getting some kind of pay to play cut.,I still think his wife is a hostage. +Kojima Reflects on 2016 and Starting New Studio -- Everything Was From Zero,"I wouldn't exactly call bringing over old team members and a bag full of Sony cash 'coming from zero', bet I guess they have tech and asset-wise." +Don't be distracted by all of the beautiful bullet casings,"Fuck, alright, time to get my PSVR hooked up to the PC again and get this working..." +The Spark... Has anyone try to see what the bigger spark does? I'm talking about when one person has the spark while your teammates kill themselves near the corruption areas...,That was literally a visual glitch +I have a feeling we're probably going to get more Ultra Beasts anyways.,Whoosh +Hate Group Leader Praises Trump Campaign for Allowing Anti-LGBT GOP Platform,So tolerant of Trump to accept unpopular ideas. +Deplorable Trumptart terrorists are so cowardly that they attack women? Sad.,"Sorry, this was an isolated incident by a mentally unstable individual." +Trump claims murder rate is highest in 45 years. Literally the opposite is true.,That depends on how you look at the chart. +"IIRC, Actually tried to choke one in the heat of the game. Got him kicked out of the country.",Balkman signed with the Petron **Blaze** Boosters +"Look, let's put it this way. These are the same news outlets that predicted a virtual 100% chance win for Clinton. They took advice and stories from the Clinton campaign. Some of them (CNN) fed debate questions to Clinton to help her win. They were shilling for lack of a better word for Hillary Clinton throughout the primaries. They constantly told blatant lies about Donald Trump. They spread hatred through accusations of false racism and bigotry which divided our nation and caused the riots we now see after a fair election. And finally, they were so very wrong about Trump when on November 8th he decimated their projections and became the President Elect. So tell me, why should I trust a single damn thing they have to say?",They can't get away with lying about who Trump puts in his administration. +is beal injured again?,Yes smh +"By which major news network, exactly?",Apparently i forgot the +Wisconsin and Michigan are the only important ones left.,Surely the candidate in favor of free trade agreements will win in the rust belt lol +"Excuse me for being uneducated, but whats BTN? Bittorrent?",British Torrent Network. +A black man at a Hillary Rally (MAGA),AMA WITH THIS BASED CENTIPEDE +Sign for tonight's Raw in Glasgow.,"This is my friend and his brother, this is the most surreal thing I've ever experienced on Wreddit." +When did Rodgers fall under 4 for his ratio?,I believe last year +The Jets added a compass point design to the seats at MTS Centre- it points to True North,Are those seats being reinforced with steel and discounted to a price of $0? +"I dunno, my boyfriend is into feet and I have to say it's easier to wash cum off my feet than pretty much anywhere else","Not into that and neither is my husband, but I imagine you must get alot of foot massages and special feet care which must be nice." +When GTA 5 predicted the future.,OP made too weak and unclever a reference and it backfired. +I want fully realistic sex robots like in Westworld lol.,Those were just real people bro. +"No, not to change their mind, but to understand the limits of what they accept. Instead, she asked vague questions that on their own don't mean anything. Do you have a problem with a swastika? Really? Maybe he spent 5 years in India and was immune to the positive use of the symbol, and therefore he knew first hand that context matters. Ask him what it means to him, don't give him easy questions, and that's all she did.",I think you are discounting that she has a limited amount of time to do the interview and she wanted to get at the breadth of his views and not spend the entire amount of time discussing his view of the Swastika. +You could argue that this is why soccer is so great. You pretty much only need get the ball in the net. No arms unless you are the keeper. No contact with other players. Stay in the lines,There's a lot of contact with other players +"It's OK, Millennials",But my vote matters! +How many trophies did Messi win compared to Ronaldo?,Barca won the double last season...... +Haha. The fat acceptance people are now TRIGGERED!,"I would die if Trump said we need to reform welfare, food stamps, and disability to exclude fat fucks who've eaten themselves to 400+ pounds." +Anthony Davis averages 50,Lookin like Wilt out there. +"A 30% increase would follow inflation over the next decade (2.7pc YOY), 43% in the next decade isn't that unbelievable. 20 years would follow a 70% increase on current inflation rate alone. Would be only 20% increase if inflation fell to 1% tomorrow.","I meant more the 25% in one year vs 43% in a decade but yes, thats a good comparison" +Pray on TSM,"We all know who our adc is, it's WT" +Mostly just the ones I date,Are you like crazy hot or something? +I STOPPED WORSHIPPING PAPER PLATE BB AND CHANGED IT TO YOU!,That's the opposite of what i want I am the only one with this flair +"I wonder how 'Swamps have no color, they are *not* considered black cards' became 'All swamps are 1/1 **black** creatures'","that's very strange, I'm not sure why they wouldn't just make them colorless" +"These warmongering establishment politicians (like hillary) are the nuclear war risk... Trump, Johnson, and Stein all emphasize diplomacy.",You forgot the +Military experts warn of 'epic' humanitarian crisis sparked by climate change,Another bunch of environmental wacko's trying to scare us about this non-issue +"Top Latino polling firm: Trump is headed for a historic, lopsided loss among a key group",He don't need those rapists! +"Yeah, but Lapis is my waifu, so she can do no wrong. #THIS IS A FACETIOUS COMMENT, NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. I AM SAYING AN OBVIOUSLY UNTRUE STATEMENT FOR THE SAKE OF COMEDY.",It's really just easier to end your comment with a +"Idk what's going on, I sent another message. Lemme know if u received it",nah I still didn't get it ... reddit is probably messing up like always . +Only thing wrong with RE: Zero was not getting together with Rem.,The only thing wrong with RE:Zero is that the first season has ended BRING SEASON 2 GODDAMIT +"By all accounts, Teddy was a fucking beast of a man. Pretty much solid farm built muscle. And not to be trifled with.",Just reading about some of the stuff TR did.... I want Theodore Roosevelt 2.0 as president. +PA Voters --- Please watch!,That video should cause your family great shame. +...I...I just want to friendly battle...But I don't have enough gold...Is that wrong?...,It didn't apply to friendly battles +"Going soon. I've kept an open mind and turned the other cheek way too many times. And everyone ended up either walking all over me or backstabbing me. It's my defense mechanism to judge people and weed out those I consider to be fake, toxic or stupid.",That's not keeping much of an open mind +These kinds of things on youtube are paid for.,Not Now with this Cynical Feeling ^^^^about This Online Songs. +"Favorite moment of the debate: Wow Hillary blame your lies on Honest Abe lincoln, that's a new one lol fuckin hilarious","She lied, now she's blaming the lie on the late, great Abraham Lincoln" +"Concerned about the legitimacy of technical fouls called on Draymond Green, the Warriors are taking their gripes to the top. They requested an audience with Kiki Vandeweghe, VP of basketball ops for the NBA",Guess they couldn't see the president because they didn't win the championship this year +"just another gripe about alphabay moderation as a seller Im noticing most disputes are going automatically to the buyer without the seller or buyer being contacted, in fact based on no info at all. Im not to worried because I sell mostly FE these days but seriously this is not a professional way to run a market place.",Ive literally never had that happen. +"I like the card name/idea, but the execution sounds a little OP. it's just nerfing elixir heavy decks again, and soon cheap hog decks will be back.","Yeah, elixir heavy decks are too weak as it stands" +Did he meet you for the second date?,They forked. +How do you fix the siva key glitch?,From what I've seen/heard you need to have at least the entire bottom row of your consumables on the right hand side of the inventory screen open to avoid the key/postmaster issue. +Final Presidential Debate 2016,Brit stuttering trying to keep up with the shill in his ear? +usually on a mid laner i start pots + token but a ward is ok also. only problem is without pots your opponent can poke you down much easier than you can poke him so you'll likely end up playing defensively anyways which limits the use you get out of your wards. I usually only start shadow wards if I'm playing support or maybe countess(or anyone really squishy) in solo lane (both of which i rarely do so maybe that's not a good pick),i save wards for the first back +Dixon is terrible. I haven't seen him boom a punt all season.,That's simply not true. +That's the same update screen we've had for a long time. Just the September security update. What's confusing about it?,To me it looks like I don't have 7.0 I have 7.0 already. +I see that harambe hiding in there,He is everywhere +Prescott is the only QB in the NFC East not to have a QBR below 50 all season.,"pfft, i could have a good QBR if i threw 3yd passes all game too" +What an interesting story. I had no idea Murmansk was that big or that developed. Might have to try it sometime... why not?,I expect your article on my desk monday morning i'm the second person to travel to Murmansk for fun +Garbrandt = cockiest fighter I've seen,You've obviously never watched a post fight McGregor. +Mi viejo es psicopata?,Aca falta una pregunta importante: que edad tenes? +I don't think they have said components are only in barrels and boxes. So you may have to kill a animal to get sting like leather.,"That's a good point, I never thought of crafting components" +I was joking... guess that wasn't clear enough though :p,You needed +"What do Israelis want? Hello everyone, I've been following the Israeli/Palestinian conflict for as long as I can remember given that I was raised in an Arab household. For a long time I was vehemently against any idea of peace with Israel and this position was based upon my religious views. Now that i have left religion as a whole , I see no reason why there shouldn't be a Jewish state, however I'm confused as to what the future entails because .. 1. There seems to be strong opinions on the status of israeli settlements in the west bank and these settlements are increasing day by day and I don't think it would be strange to think that at some point, a Palestinian state and thus the two state solution would be completely unfeasible. 2. At the same time, virtually all Israelis are opposed to a one state solution due to the demographic shifts it would entail.. So what does the average israeli want in the end? How will this conflict be resolved?",most israelis want peace; peace doesn't mean zero jews in some territory. +"I disagree a bit. Random loot when you have the parts you need are fine. When your ability to build has been intentionally hamstringed then it's a problem. There are tons of other problems too but once I couldn't fight my way to a new bot in any predictable manor it was time to retire. Having different game modes can't possibly be a bad thing as long as the original was left intact. Your enjoyment could not be impacted by the addition of new game modes. Honestly the original was so repetitive I don't see what you miss, but if they brought it back I wouldn't mind if you played it. For me, towers could have been done better, but compared to DTM it wasn't that bad. One of the only non-complaints I have is how they at least tried to make new ways to play without it being a transparent premium grab.","The problem is not that there are many gamemodes, it's that none of them are actually good." +3/4 as much paperwork,And he is black so that bring it down to about 1/2. +"TIL Harambe is a Swahili name that means working together, pulling together, helping each other, caring, and sharing",In English Harambe stands for the hero we needed but didn't deserve. +He strafed to the right?,"Well if he was holding w as well, he wouldve sprinted diagonally to the right." +People will get over it like any irrational fear. Are you terrified of gay men or lesbian women raping your kid in public bathrooms too?,Not terrified at all. +And it's not a starter pack... It's a full-on deluxe kit.,The entire collection. +2meirl :'( 4meirl,more like the inescapable scars of humiliating social interactions +'A reality TV Star will be our next president' 'I guess we all have hope then' Too good,It is the inevitable result when you bring a turd sandwich to the contest. +"It's going to be a disaster for America. It might actually be better long term for dems than a Clinton presidency as our base will fire up in local and state activism for the few years, hopefully show up and help us tread water in Congress in 2018, and come into the 2020 election determined to get Trump out of there. A Clinton win wouldnt likely heal the rift in the party, but this will force us to work together or cede the nation.","Maybe I am too cynical, but I have serious doubts that anyone in power in either party will learn any lessons from this election cycle." +I think I got hit by medieval version of Nigerian prince scam,"Please, I just need 500 ducats so I can become DoTF." +Not to mention the ongoing Putin-approved genocide in Aleppo,"But... But Reddit tells me that the US are the only ones killing civilians, and everyone else is washing a brave proxy way against our evil ways!" +You know who else couldn't walk without assistance? MUTHAFREAKIN FDR!,Another weak Democrat +Warrior's announcers are the least biased announcers in the league.,Man I feel sorry for you considering everyone is not realizing the +This vehicle is the ultimate in Reddit political discourse.,Maybe if it had been crashed into a streetlight and was on fire. +"There were over 34,000 viewing the Right Side stream when he wrapped up. #At 1:05AM.",Around 78k viewing the right side stream on Donald's facebook. +"I sleep during the day, I eat during the night, I'm rarely outside and never say anything. What am I? A fucking useless failure just ignore me like the rest of this godforsaken piece of shit world",so true. +"Yes it is, I only know that because one of my favorite bands is Kraftwerk and they do a song with some Russian lyrics about robots, and use that word. In fact, the only phrase I can say in Russian is I am your slave, I am your worker thanks to them.","Ya tavoy sluuga, ya tavoy robotnin" +Let me get this straight. You can program. You can weld. You can make Kangaroo suits. You like doing activities that are not limited to sitting on the couch. You sound like a well rounded individual that is fun to be with. Are you sure you are single. You are either a) Much to good to be true^thisistheinternet or b) You are one of those fantastic people that do not feel their self worth is defined by their relationship status :D,NOW KITH +"National Dimension 4 microwave, continuous use from mid 80's",Perhaps there should be a Reddit called old stuff that still works. +"Reddit Hates TPP, Reddit Hates Huge Monopolies, Reddit Loves Bernie, Reddit Loves Marijuana -- so tell me r/all, why Hillary Clinton?","But, but, but Trump is worse!" +Stan Lee thinks Scott Derrickson got Doctor Strange right.,"To be fair, Stan Lee would've said Zack Snyder got Superman right if he was Marvel and MCU." +Death in Age of Ultron I was watching Age of Ultron and noticed A lady wearing a black cloak walking among the people during Thor's first vision sequence. There was also another lady cloaked in black on the set of Thor Ragnarok. Could she be death ?? Or Hela ??,It was supposed to be Loki. +I DEMAND SEVERAL REFUNDS,I'M GOING TO CALL MY LAWYER FRIEND ABOUT THIS +"This was great. Perfect with the modern day kinda execution. The swat feel.. really makes it relatable to what we COULD do with pokemon. Like dude. It makes me think about Team Rocket. They were the first. Every bad guy team has their motive but team rocket feels real. Like what man would do if we did have pokemon, not some crazy cover the world in water shit.",I did like it better when bad guys just wanted to steal crap. +"Cool tool, but I'm worried they aren't small enough. I'm searching my shop right now (and my garage) for a tiny but robust tool I can use as a sort of punch to tap the finger pins out of the cylinder... if I could do that, I'd be half way home. The problem is that I also don't know the exact order they're supposed to be in. Is there any easy way to determine that? Finally, I think I messed up the cylinder too much for it to remain useful (thanks dremel), so I still need a new one. I've written to the company in New York that supposedly stocks them... :)",Oh they come very very small +It's still 2016 somewhere.,McCree? +"Hold up, I need a few hours to go try and find my surprise.",Have you checked october? +Considering a steam pack. Heavy or medium? The heavy pack has better mechs but I'm in the market for things lower on the tonnage scale. Are the shadow cat and the crab that bad?,Its so close to the skill update it would benefit you to hold off for that major change. +"2017 presidential election will be reserved for Malay candidates, says PM Lee","Okay, so by extension of the same reasoning, why not Malay PM also?" +This doesn't counter what I said at all.,What I'm saying is that champions with low skill floors should be weaker than champions with high skill floors. +Enemy Gromp ofc.,Hey man.. I prefer enemy wolves. +"Only game I took more screens in than FFXIV was Blade & Soul, but that was because I was an avatarfag.",What's an avatarfag? +"Pagkalabas ko ng bahay, saka nila narealize na bukas pa pala yung dapat nilang puntahan. #NagkilayAkoParaSayoBes but you let me down hahahahahah joke! So sino nasa trinoma at gustong magcake or coffee? Pwede ring movie!",saaaaayaaaannngg +"I dont know you. You dont know me but chances are you are going through something really hard right now. Not it's hard to wakeup on raining mornings hard. More like I want to just quit and go to bed and cry forever until I die of dehydration hard. And I'll tell you, you are not alone. We are all in our deep struggles, each one of us. Though not all of equal burdens, we are all the same in our efforts nonetheless. You, me, everybody else. We will endure. We won't know if we'll succeed. We won't know when it will all end. We don't even know when it will get better. But we'll keep at it. Because we're human. And being human is not in our successes. To be human is in our attempts. In picking ourselves failure after failure. In attempting without guarantees. In our risks. In our darkest nights after we falter. In dreaming in tears but dreaming nonetheless. And in the mornings that we waken and collectively tell our problems, our struggles, the world : We are not alone. We are not going to give up. We are human. And we will be eventual in our victories. [FIST BUMP]",You dont know my pain and how i hide it +Holy. Fucking. Shit.,Ye. +"''The last big international LAN win for an NA team was WSVG ISC in the Summer of 2006, 11 years and 5 months ago! GG @Cloud9gg!''",IBP won esea S16? +"As an American I am unfamiliar with this phrase, but it does sound enjoyable.",I tittered. +Why do you have to ''register'' to vote? Isn't it enough with your ID to prove that you're 18+ and a citizen to be able to vote?,"Such horrible racism, what a shame." +"Ants have extremely good climbing ability, better than any other vehicle. Add the turbo option and you can get a lot of places other vehicles can only dream of. You can also place down a vehicle term and pull from there as well. That's something to remember. You can have a couple guys, one pulls silo the other vehicle term and voila... a base to be built where only valks can get. The only issue with that is cortium levels, but it works for setting up AV nests.",With turbo you can get into some places where even aircraft have hard time getting to :D I often build on top of these flat top hossin mountains with 100m vertical walls all around them (its actually easy to get there with aircraft). +Every time I get sick I think about the times I wasn't sick and how much I took that for granted,That's quite like that with anything good in life +These sprouts are growing in their package,I thought they always did. +Console players play the new version. Pc players only played Cod4 promod,Too bad promod is dead :( sad times +Is it considered rude if you say it when you got stomped?,The problem with using it ironically is that some people will still report you and then you might get punished. +There's been a few articles that said the switch isn't replacing the 3DS..,There are articles about how the aliens influenced the American election. +Ah yes. Mob violence. The bright side of life.,"To be fair, 2 lads from the supporting club looked at one of them funny, it's usually fair to start a genocide after such foolish actions." +Is there a page for technology gore? This is gruesome... Sorry for your loss,r/techsupportgore +"Dear Latino-Americans: please help save our country You've done so much for us already. Working in every job from dishwasher to CEO. Been some of our greatest sports heroes, musical idols, Hollywood demigods. Given us art, culture, cuisine. Made the country a better place without charging an arm and a leg to do it :-) Now I must ask for something more. Please help us stop a mentally-ill man from taking control of our nation and threatening the well-being of the entire planet. Love and respect, M in Cali.","Don't worry hermano, I got yoy" +LOL. You're a gone case. Still harping on roads and pollution. Read up a bit on how much only 1 tree contributes towards the environment. You're a typical chutiya who thinks too much of himself.,You are a typical elite who likes the smell of his own farts - the chutiya who wants 24/7 electricity but will lecture people on importance of every tree. +"Nope, it's not. Especially if they cross dress and represent both genders simultaneously... then what?",Use the gender neutral 'it'. +Also cocaine is a hell of a drug.,"Yeah, but I know lots of people who do cocaine, but none who speak like that, either whilst murdering people or otherwise." +Death Knights seem to be pretty well off especially with their current way of doing things.,And that's with Bolvar holding off on pushing the main nuke (aka unleashing the Scourge) +Don't Forget to Grab Shaxx's Weekly Bounty!,"What are you talking about - IB is clash this time, just like every month" +"On a similar note, the release of Dragon Ball Z: Resurrection F in cinemas in Australia was limited, so they made a pretty big deal about them. Instead of just showing us the movie, the cinema staff thought it would be neat to have a 'power up' competition. The winner of which would receive a shitty pop vinyl of Goku. Sure enough people put up their hands and volunteered. What followed was 5 minutes of neckbeards screaming at the top of their lungs. The staff then went to pick a winner based of the crowd's reactions. There were no reactions. Just cringing.","Ugh, I attended MCM Comicon the first time it came to belfast and during the cosplay performances (a part from the usual cringe) there was a guy who came up dressed as Goku, now he didn't actually do anything cringy, just came up and did a few moves meant to look like shit Goku does and it wasn't *bad*... until the announcer says that he has a [thing related to the show can't remember what it was] that he would give the guy if he could do a Kamehameha... obviously the guy wasn't prepared for this and it was the most awkward, mumbled and above all quiet yell he could have done... the announcer made him repeat it several times in order to win the prize and eventually turned it over to the crowd to try and beat him... my word the embarassment..." +Me too! I already knew she did porn and accidentally came across her one day. It wasn't a good time..,"Just imagined my cousin naked, thanks for that." +Since Bumbas is good for farming and sustain the 2nd option should be about aggression and kills. Maybe an item that sacrifices the sustain for more dmg against gods or an additional reward for a kill (e.g. get 30% of your hp back).,Yes... because 1 Kali isn't enough already -_- +"Ah, so the distorted audio I heard was cause of the EQ. But I was using the presents in the Banshee application itself. Surely, the presets wouldn't be incorrect ?",maybe Banshee takes it for granted that you adjust pre-gain accordingly to the EQ profile you pick. +Gamespot's The Biggest PC Games to Play in 2017,Is 3.0 when they'll add like cargo missions and whatnot? +What smells great but tastes horrible?,Gasoline +What is the worst movie you have ever seen?,Mars needs Moms. +"If reincarnation is real, are hospitals just respawn points?",Grand Theft Auto was right! +More explanation needed please.,"The suggestion is that you have an area you have to be in to open the goal up... by the looks of things, an orange area for the blue team to occupy that opens up the orange goal, and vice versa." +"Having trouble focusing at work, great new job. Need advice / tips before I fuck this up. Hi all, I finally made a move and am pulling in a web dev job making around 100k now. I love everything about this job, the people,, location, etc, and am trying to put in the effort to make the best of this. I am having trouble focusing, however. Like, I cant even watch a 10 minute youtube video about Redis without checking my email, opening reddit, etc. Its really bad but Ive been able to work around it so far in my career somehow. I'd really love to be able to focus and start knocking tickets out instead of worrying about getting caught checking Facebook or whatever my first month into the job. Maybe Im worrying too much about that specific FB thing, but my point is, do you have any tips on how to focus on work when in front of an internet browser all day?",Do you usually have problems focusing on tasks or is it only at work and with access to a browser and internet? +Which is *always* constant and mandatory...,yup +"My fantasy is all the ex-wives of Dump, Rudy, and Newt endorse Hillary.","NDAs are part of the divorce agreements with Donald, at least that's my understanding." +"How can I convince my mom into leting me go to Game Dev University? I told my mom what I wanted to study and she asked me why. I always wanted to and started learning since young (13, 19 now). That's the only reason I could tell her. She just asks if I think I can live of of it and I can't really answer. Can you help me?",By spelling your post titles correctly +but why,maybe their parents are Chinese? +Jokic catches pass with one hand; finishes,Typical 2K17 Lob +"I'd love it if I could invite my friends to view replays with me. Invite to view replay. Seeing Purge have to tell someone over voice chat to find the replay buried in their profile, download, decompress, open and sync the times just to START reviewing the game seems very un-intuitive. Can't I just have my friends join game through steam, or let me invite them to join the replay so we can review together?","It would also be cool if you could share clips or (probably more realistically) time stamps in your friend feed so you can show friends a specific fight, etc...." +"Kaine, using talking points designed for Hillary, came across as a bickering woman. The debate was a woman attacking Trump, and Mike Pence, cool as a cat, relaxing on the Trump Train. Seriously, that was a perfect debate performance by Pence to attract undecided voters. I almost think Trump underperformed in his first debate so that Mike Pence is seen as the better debator. Because Mike Pence has better appeal to undecideds in the debate forum.",Nimble point in your third paragraph +O cuatro: porque piensa que te puede estafar.,o cinco: es un estafador +Bard's Leap I think.,that's it thx! +"The machine, is for adjusting the height and spread of driving lights, but ofcourse, There is no need for that in the back.",Maybe he's the kind of kid that you send to wash the windows on the flat bed trailer or squeegee the parking lot in the rain. +"I don't like the state of this sub since Monolith Ever since Monolith has been released, semi-casual players (like myself, gold league, been playing since before GS release) as well as others have been posting their complaints about the state of Monolith as a map, the new meta it brings, etc. I won't go into detail about my personal quarrels with greystone, towers, the usual, but I will say there's a lot I don't like. My biggest problem with it all is that there isn't a place I can voice my opinions without being crucified for not loving Monolith because I'm a noob who just doesn't know positioning or doesn't queue with an organized preset team so I shouldn't complain. I've seen *so many* comments here that say things like you should know how to handle greystone as a team or you're a noob or khaimera isn't at all OP, you just suck for not knowing how to handle him. That's just rude. Paragon is supposed to be a deep meta experience for players who can strategize and be superior, but also a casual experience for players who aren't the best but do enjoy the MOBA experience. Not only that, but Paragon is in beta. **BETA.** That means that it is open to criticism such that EPIC can create a better game for everyone, and by silencing criticisms or turning people's polite complaints on them, you're kind of ruining the whole point of an open beta. Also it's mean and Reddit is often a nice place IMO. TL;DR: Betas are for constructive criticism. Don't be mean to people here who have problems with the game, their voice is important.",I thought i was the only one who noticed it lol i was really active until Monolith then everything i posted was just swarmed with comments about how much i suck +But... she's not a trainer. Flavor fail,The red Japanese text at the same line as the Trainer text translates to Support. +IR Blaster & Front Facing Speakers,"Would love ir, and I love front facing speakers." +In and out in 20 minutes (but enough about my dating life). Easy peasy fubreeze my neezies. +1 vote to make this country great again in old New Jersey.,kek +"LPT: specify the country when talking about voting rules. Not everyone is American. I know, tough concept to understand.",LPT: Just change your rules to match ours. +You can also remove the charge counter to activate [[Power Conduit]]. You can't use the energy counter to do the same.,"True, but you can use the energy for a handful of useful spells that see play from Kaladesh" +Warring Triad questline; I love how many Azys Lla remixes there are in the game.,"Yeah, it's one of my favourite themes in the the game too." +Who's Jessie Graff?,Stunt woman for super girl +Thanks! The beard is probably the only I like about myself lol,"Oh shush, Don't sell yourself short" +"Four years from now, are people in the Middle East going to feel more or less positively about the United States?",What do you think +"Who's an actor/actress that you'll go see their movie just because they're in it? There are a certain few actors/actresses around that have perfected choosing their roles and I will go watch their movies just because they're in it, regardless of my interest in the film itself. The ones I can think of at the moment are Leo, Jake Gyllenhaal, Tom Hardy, and Daniel Day-Lewis. For me DDL's films have become some sort of an event, and I can't wait for his next film with PTA.",Adam Sandler +you get your moneys worth in bugs alone.,I honestly don't come across that many bugs. +"No amp needed. And BTW, get yourself a V-Moda Boompro mic and they make a great set of gaming headphones as well. Enjoy!","Thanks for the suggestion, I just so happened to order a Blue Yeti yesterday, trying to get away from gaming headsets asap." +"what ever happend to his older brother? He was actually really talented, but then...meh",Alcohol +"Oregonian here, lets be real. Oregonians love guns, but I feel you on the rest of it.","No, guns too." +"I agree. Absolutely value added for individuals who are educated. If Canadian Taxpayers are footing the bill, there should be a return to Canadians. Problem I see is that the incentive to leave Canada has more to do with career opportunity, earnings potentials, etc. than lower taxes. Canada needs to be a market for new graduates to invest their careers in... I'm not sure it is at the moment.",Lower taxes make higher earnings and better career opportunities +Maine Gov. LePage accused of voter intimidation,This is so shocking! +I'm still loyal to hot Eve from the Michael Ballam version.,As an impressionable missionary in 1991 ... damn she was hot! +"yep, there is no way to justify it, that is why no one bought it",It's more accurate to say another reason people still won't buy it. +"By what standard? Why do all you purists forget they have to sell a fight. Time needs to pass, and Aldo needs more wins before you can sell that fight again.","If Ronda gets a rematch, so should Aldo" +"Watch out, Bruce.",And then I'd rocket launcher them all and blow up the house and karate kick the zombie corpses coming out of it. +"im sick of having to calculate oppression points every damn time cant we all just go back to a simpler time, when everyone hated the jews?",/pol/-ridge farm remembers. +Bodybuilding via Subway,You need to submit two reviews before asking for one yourself +Pffftahahahahaha!,HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA LMAFO XD +You're a shit human being.,I don't have an opinion on the matter currently but try and respect others opinions +"Sorry, this is unreadable.",Could use an edit +Having a refreshing drink of water,When youre fucking wasted and thirsty AF and try to get some water +"The statement shouldn't have to be a political one, but apparently many people still think the value of black lives is up for debate.",Three fifths of a debate really. +My favorite is YELL PENIS FOR PASSWORD,Aaaaaand SSID changed. +Then who is ur brother?,Obviously the snobbish twins csgo and dota2 +"It's another short read. Goes well along *Data and Goliath*. Focuses more on the amount of data that is collected on you by corporations and governments. Good for the layman, in terms of knowledge of technology and crypto.",Have a link or PDF? +I don't know why but I always assumed she was asian,So did she. +"The Empire IS a human supremacist organization, though. Their views on different species, are very similar to a white supremacist view of different races. In fact, the empire sold Chewbacca into slavery: Quote: Following the reorganization of the Republic into the Galactic Empire, Chewbacca saw his people sent to work as slaves, or as miners in places such as Kessel, or made to serve as science experiments. At some point, Chewbacca and several other Wookiees were captured and slaved by several Trandoshan slavers. Like them, he was forced into slavery, working to cut the wroshyr trees in order to feed the Imperial army. At some point, Chewbacca was freed from slavery by Han Solo and swore a life debt to him. ____ Also, in case you didn't know, Chewbacca is as intelligent as human, and speaks in his own native language.",Have you never heard of Grand Admiral Thrawn? +Yep. I didn't think they would do it but it's hard to see that happening without a legendary card.,[[Taigam's Strike]] +"See, the hilarious thing to do is to put it on the player who is winning, until at the very end you use an [[Aura Finesse]] or similar effect to switch it with a player whom you then kill. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!!!!",RTFC Auara Finesse +"Tentacles have their own soulbound loot, which includes a more rare version of a Jug. If you get soulbound on one or more tentacles and the roll you get is not 0, you'll see an extra bag pop up. It should technically be possible to get a bag for every tentacle + the actual hermit god itself. In other words, always try to hit as much tentacles as possible to get the most chance of loot :)",thanks a lot :) i always thought insta tping to a hermit wasnt needed but when the tentacles drop stuff too thats good to know +"I've gone whole workdays without eating, and then I wonder why my head hurts and I feel so tired. Lately I've been treating food just as an energy source so I can get to the end of day, when I can eat something tasty and actually enjoy it.",omg literally me +"So now that Sombra is here and has invisibility, what hero are we missing? Lets speculate on what the next hero may be. I would like to see a pure melee dps, like a bruiser with sustain. But since we just got a dps, perhaps a useful defense hero. Or more likely, a tank with massive mobility. Thoughts.",Going by the TF2 meta..... We'll need a W+M1 Pyro soon. +YES PLEASE :D,hehe thank xd +"^ The initial time limits and reading tests that were designed to prevent poor people from voting were actually created by democrats, rather than republicans, just to keep the right-wing bashing non-sense to a minimum. Although, the views of both parties have shifted a lot since those times.","Yeah, and Donald Trump is the same as Abe Lincoln because they're both Republicans..." +"For sure. Which is why I think individual mute would work nicely, rather than mute all the things.",true true. +Don't let the Warriors blowing a 14 point lead distract you from the fact Kyrie had 7 steals,just a scorer +With the Jotaro and Dio reference cards being the boss monsters and you'd somehow work in a time stop mechanic into the stands,Just have Arcana Force The World's turn skip eff. +"Nope, Trump and Clinton are in no way equivalent.","Yeah, one's a cuck, and one's a man, hah!" +"I dunno, the night I spent in a foxhole at MCT was pretty horrific",TYFYS +"One day, we'll have the game where we can choose our age (or at least an age category, like kid, teen, or adult). It will have *all* the regions, with the Pokemon spread far and wide, a massive and intricate plot that spans the entire world, with insane character customization and and and \*head explodes*",World of Pokecraft +"Ye that was my case, got 5k mmr but didn't play unranked. So during battlepass I did my quests in unranked, everyone was around 2,5k, it was crazy, but after like 20-30 games I got into the mid 4ks with 90% WR.",izi quests 4Head +Reynad playing Patches,Patches the pass the turn Pirate. +ITT people forgetting we blew out Oakland already this season,ITT people sleeping on Oakland's perfect road record this year. +Found some bullshit at a playground,Spraypaint it +What movie is improved by adding up my ass after it?,Batman Up My Ass +Wrong. - D. Trump (R),The mainstream media photoshopped her instagram +i5 6600k & RX 480 - $799,The best thing about this is that the case doesn't look like ass. +*Ewok,You spelled honey monster wrong +The timeline better ready it's anus,"And then Barry be like Oops, wrong wormhome!" +First time I've seen this: The Piquet Bus.,If this were to happen today the driver would be sponsored by Uber before he got back to the pits. +You mean Water T,Looks like it's time to crunch the numbers. +Undercover centipede caught on tape!,VERY NIMBLE +"With any luck mate, you'll be earning far more than 21k when you get out!","Aiming to go into the police when I finish, so maybe just :P" +No more kids!,Are you trying to say Garry does these things with his kids ? +They had me at Alexandra Daddario.,Her eyes are incredible. +BCM,And the handgrip? +Tesla Wins Massive Contract to Help Power the California Grid,I'm glad a company named for Nikola Tesla is helping to make power cheaper and more available. +Voting 3rd party? Not This Time. (John de Lancie from Star Trek explains),Q! +"Oh sure, when Billy goats do it it makes them more attractive but when I do it I'm drunk and need to leave Home Depot. Typical double standard.",Maybe you're a goat-kin and just don't know it? +Understatement of the year. Flu? - Antibiotics Muscle pain? - Antibiotics Papercut? - Antibiotics,I have no idea what's wrong - Antibiotics +Frank Luntz tweeted an online poll. It's 50/50 now with 4K+ votes. You know what to do!,Early voted in FL and now voted to MAGA on twatter +Hey what are you guys favorite first person shooter? What first person shooter do you guys like the most?,Battlefront 2 +"i was thinking the same too, some may just be oblivious and not see the messages lol",Or the kind of people who don't know the difference between an operating system and a web browser. +"That's just one of many disturbing things in the bible that a good majority of the world believes in. Though to be fair, if you told the majority of christians/catholics that this is was in the bible, they probably wouldn't believe you as pastors/reverends usually tend to skip these stories in church as I'm pretty sure it would turn them off of religion.",Yeah religions are a weird thing. +"Mana shield is overrated, the thing is that he is a free DE,and that he combos well with arthur in a light FG squad",He is only a 7*. +"Spotted on Instagram, posted by a Russian tattooist..","2/10, windows not even barricaded" +Why no female friends?,It's hard to find female friends in STEM. +"I'll look into it, cheers :) Has CCP made an official statement about that sorta thing being okay/bannable?",They have publicly said that they won't ban you unless they feel like it +But the OT is not Palestinian land.,"Jordanian/Palestinian/etc it belongs to the people who live there, not to the Israelis who were specifically ordered to leave and end their occupation." +"it's like saying No Joke. or For real. Used in such a way to tell someone you aren't lying. I am deadass serious, who ever ate my plate is gonna die. For example.",Ah I see thanks. +"#Running injury list: Starting QB HOF RB Starting LT Starting DT CB1 WHO WILL YOU TAKE FROM US NEXT, FOOTBALL GODS?",I think Zimmer may have already locked COTY after only 2 weeks. +care to explain?,"He's a troll, just ignore him" +"As tempting as a bigger version of the 10 sounds, there's no way I'd be getting it if it has the snapdragon 810","I have the HTC 10 and might be getting this free, I'll be sure to input my thoughts but as of right now I'm pretty excited about a big HTC 10 phone." +Fuck that I do I don't want to date her I just want to see what kinds of cars girls like these days....,Mostly Pinkley Taruses +Same can be said for the dignity in dying movement which has over 80% public support but the government talked down the assisted suicide bill. They don't care about public opinion unless it suits their narrative,"WILL OF THE PEOPLE (when it suits me, my career and my feelings on a given day)" +"Every woman with a past life was Cleopatra, or some other queen. No one ever shoveled shit.",Shoveling shit makes your soul impure so you are probably reincarnated as a guinea eye worm. +And now the GOP has consolidated power for the next 30 years the government sure won't either.,I'm sure the Job Creators will take care of us. +"Theory: When in portable mode, the CPU/GPU is underclocked and passively cooled. But when docked, it clocks higher and gets cooled by a fan. (The holes highlighted in red in the picture are probably for the air)",If they do just actually mean the dock is only for charging/electrical power and for Tv output (and I'm inclined to believe them) then this is exactly what I think is the case. +Which Bush are you referring to?,"All of their dynasty is dirty, pick whoever you like" +This is dangerously incompetent behavior. Would you play poker with your cards face up on the table for everyone to see? This is the real world tho.. unreal,But Trump will drop a nuke because he's such a loose cannon +"The hosts move in a slightly awkward manner. It's not as bad as Old Bill, and the child actors cannot really portray it well, but they do not move the same as the biological-substrate hosts.",I think most people would find Ford's family of mechanical hosts to be pretty much indistinguishable from a modern day one like Teddy. +The reason you lost the election . . .,Riggers! +You could always move to a swing riding.,"Yeah, screw my job and family." +"from someone that leans slightly left, jesus fucking christ. I don't know what's more annoying, the altercation by these two idiots itself (the couple), or the sound of her voice...",But the title blames leftists... so it's your fault. +"Aw, come on, guys... This is definitely a compliment.",missing +"Trump chooses fracking billionaire Howard Hamm, and Robert Grady to roll back environmental, energy policies.","Oh great, fuck my existence." +No. Nicole would've been better.,nah should've gone for brittney +*pretty* impressive,"Pretty good... pretty, pretty good" +let's see if it pays off,LSIIPO +"Oh, and random thought--can you imagine the TBM's reaction to this if this was a Muslim church and a Muslim federal employee?",Heads would explode! +CHM116 Cabirac Final Grade,This should all be in his syllabus right? +"In your opinion, what's the most controversial call made by an umpire in baseball? Can be a bad strike/ball, or flat out wrong timing/ruling. You can be biased.",The Pine Tar Incident is a notable one. +UFC Punching Meter Scores (from the UFC's Snapchat),Time to put a bunch of money on KK +"Reddit, what do you collect?",Bad memories. +Some football players shy away from contact. Some seek it. Physical teams seek it. And some teams hit harder than others. It's about that simple.,**Quick Example**: Cam Newton - 6' 5 245lb Jeremy Johnson - 6' 5 240lb +"KkOma Looking to Next Year: With heightened level of play, I expect the LCK to be a much more competitive tournament than worlds.",Newsflash +So why is Boop a forced meme but Cheers love isn't?,"Because it's pushed by the community rather than by a small entity, making it forced" +You do know you're speaking our language don't you?,yous guyz speak american too? +"Well, that's one way to get people to click on it.","You don't even have to click, just hold the curser over the link for a few seconds." +"Shit, can we buy codes from people?",Yes just check eBay people sell these codes cheap all the time. +"I am amazed to hear how bad security is in foreign banks. In my country, such things are regulated quite strictly.",What country are you in if you don't mind me asking? +Hey. Vote for Trump. Don't be a dumbass.,"Already voted for Hillary, dang it!" +"Not a Dr, but you have got shingles. Only known cure, cover yourself in honey and run in the woods with bears.",Could be scabies. +"Yes, more tears.. Mmmmm. Come on loser.",Y u so mad bro? +Which one? The cum box guy or the guy with the broken arms?,My guess is it *isn't* the guy with broken arms. +Fhj,Lmnop +N,N +People still smoke themselves stupid. Coming from a daily smoker.,"And people get diabetes from eating too much sugar, when are we going to criminalize that?" +He wasn't in office when Iraq and Afghanistan were illegally invaded.,"He also didn't pull the troops out of Iraq until 2012 and Afghanistan until 2015, which is akin to sending them in the first place." +I heard that the speeches were all on paintings.,Nick Cage had to use a UV camera to read the speeches written on the canvas behind the paint. +Pentagon confirms it killed senior ISIS leader Abu Muhammad al-Adnani,A lot of these ISIS guys seem to have surnames starting with 'Al-'. +solar sentinel is a really good skin and doesnt need to be changed,you forgot the +"Wait, when did Inquisition become bad?",Because everything Bioware makes today is shovelware bro +Does vaping make your eyes red and your breath smell bad like smoking does?,Yeah chew some gum +"When you run out of zip ties, the next obvious choice is an aux cord.... Right?",If it works it ain't stupid isn't always true +My wife and I got creative and created a saber fight on the Forest Moon of Endor,I find your lack of costume disturbing. +"I too, am from Red Bluff! Can confirm, ultimate trash can of a town!",The only thing nice about Red Bluff are all the hot ladies at the Palomino Room! +Yep. Played a newbie guy who said that my Xyz monsters had to be destroyed because their level was greater than that of Kepler's scale... I nearly activated {Flipping the Table} that day.,"You should have explained them that, since Xyz Monsters don't have levels, their level is zero." +Trump gets booed at his polling station,They're obviously all planted shills +The devastation of Syria will be Obama's legacy,And libya and back to somalia. +"With the money I used to buy Elementalist Lux, I could've bought dinner for four people at McDonald's.",so why didn't you? +"I often think about riding men's dicks in parks, on trains, on the bus. Butt naked, fucking sweaty, sloppy sex. I often think whilst sat on the bus that I wish all the men would take turns fucking me, cumming in me, and lining up for more. I'd just be there, arse in the air waiting for them. I wouldn't cum until I had the biggest dick of them all that tore me apart. Then I'd shoot all the men's cum over some willing guy, and smear it all over his body, then just walk home naked and covered in cum.",alright I think I'll go to sleep now and never think about this again +WHERE ARE HIS TAX RETURNS,On mars +"Twitter is getting rattled by the fact that we would vote Kryssie at the end next to Jason/Dani. If they didn't want to put Kryssie up, I hope they love seeing her win. :)",They underestimated the power of such an inspirational women +Can we get a throwback DLC?,We already have throwback.... +Doing the same thing right now.,Atleast its more useful than Aatrox. +"No you can't, same with warlocks and belt, same with warriors and hands. That's how it works at the momemnt :)",In most cases this is an excuse people give themselves when they aren't performing up-to-par. +Has Paul Mooney said anything about this election? Haven't heard anything from him,Busy stealing trump signs from peoples yard bro. +Rule #2.,Did you report him bro? +He's a 14 year old with a lot of bud and he's sipping lean. That's the joke.,"We get it, no need to explain bro." +What even is the goat's name because I love that lil fucker.,Goaty McGoatface ? +LF2M NF no mic,Northid710 367 titan +Who is the wine maker?,That's the problem with this design. +Forever and ever <3,Is this becoming satirical? +Another parallel between DPPt and S&M,"Yeah, just like Gen 5 had Dive as an HM." +Wrong.,Up vote the shit out this +"(very beginner) Android app developer here, what apps would make your life easier as a pilot? I'll start off by saying I'm not a pilot, but I have an interest in planes and being a pilot so I am making this app. I haven't been developing long but I know the basics. So my question is, what Android app would make your life easier as a pilot? Maybe an old app you like but was abandoned by the developer and is no longer updated? Some ideas I had: * Artificial Horizon. I already have the core of the app down, with the gyroscopes and whatnot. Not aesthetically pleasing though. * Checklist. I'd probably make it for the C172 at first, but would add other aircraft upon request. Would include checkboxes and emergency procedures. * Current information. Would include data such as: Current airspeed, altitude (AGL/ASL), current Gs, roll and pitch, etc. But I'm not a pilot so I don't know what would be useless and what would be a waste of time. What do you think? If I develop one, I'll make a free and ad-free version JUST for you guys.","what about an e6b, where you can spin a virtual wheel on the screen?" +"It's the Minnesota effect. The Vikings defense isn't good, they just catch QB's that just suck and are a disaster. See responses after the games against Eli, Aaron Rodgers, and Cam Newton.",As much as I hate to say it ZimZam is flim flamming the league +Open Borders is a real proposal and no one running for president has ever endorsed that.,It didn't help Hillary much when she said she envisioned open borders... regardless of context that doesn't play well in border states where we actually see the problems illegal immigration *can* bring. +It's heartbreaking. They're desperate and voted for a pipe dream that Trump cannot possibly deliver on.,And now we're all Trump University students +"Drain the Swamp! Well no not really, it sounded good though. - Trump... probably",I've been informed that DC is actually on marshland and not swampland so we will no longer be draining the swamp +"Wait, I thought Obama founded ISIS?","Well, Giuliani would have founded it but they didn't pay him enough" +"Donald, you can't appoint Satan to your cabinet, that's just ridiculous. *- Steve Bannon*","well yeah, it WOULD look really bad if he appointed Hillary satan Clinton to his cabinet." +"I think the emails being cited as evidence are in code (because the sentences really don't make any logical sense at face value), however, I don't think it's code for child sex. There are literally hundreds of other things that politicians would want to discuss in code, especially over email in a world where emails regularly get hacked.",if speaking in code and using pizza terms gets you labelled a child rapist...fuck...I better destroy my phone and tell my weed dealer that he should do the same before the feds and the_donald pick him up for running a satanic child sacrifice ring! +He would stomp back to Mara Lago. I don't think he has much interest in spending time at the White House.,He will probably rent out the Lincoln bedroom to foreign businessmen for a massive price! +"That's really it isn't it? Trump said something nice about Putin once, democrats got pissed off, which riled up his base, so he keeps doing it. I think that's really as deep as Trump's decision making ever goes.",The classic spite platform! +That's from the Trump Bible right?,well he is a 'new King'! +"LSU is going to romp Texas A&M. They will be lucky to score 3 times. LSU, as inept as that offense is, will score 5-8 times on A&M. Their defense is one of the worst I've ever seen.",Their defense is one of the worst I've ever seen Did you just start watching football yesterday? +Just a reminder to those who said we'd all get used to the new layout and would stop bitching in a couple of weeks It still sucks balls. Bring the old one back please.,"The desktop version is so poorly scaled it's unbelievable, I really doubt anyone actually tested it." +Found on Facebook.,r/terriblefacebookmemes +The No on 1 campaign has officially withdrawn their recount request with the Secretary of States office.,*My longest yeah boy ever* +"Less than that, but I'm 18 and I remember her clearly.","Yeah, but if you're state side, she is probably brought up more over here than across the pond." +"Or.... just bottle it up, and bury it deep, deep, DEEP down, where it can't hurt anyone :)","Conceal, don't feel, don't let it show" +"I mean, who can argue with that logic?","Yo, they got weekend or night classes?" +Trump campaign manager stumped in interview,I feel like that video ended too soon. +"We blame the religion if it's the right one, so blaming the guns isn't that far fetched, right?",Only one religion teaches kids to kill others who are not of the right one +Not even YikYak is sacred,Where do you like to go when you want to be harassed? +Ada pungli dalam pembuatan e-KTP di 12 provinsi,"jesusss, no waaaaaaay" +Name Reveled: Las Vegas Golden Knights,"I know we all saw it coming, but yeah...that's a terrible name." +"New Ash and Thermite headgear (15,000 without the season pass)","Is that an Ash Ketchum-style hat for Ash, and a Captain America-style bucket for Thermite?" +Not shown yet but i hope some of the useful tools are available much earlier. In 1.7.10 most stuff was gated behind the runic altar. And to get there was just a grind of tapping/finding enough nodes with your little wand.,looks like TC4's nodes are a thing of the past +I dont read ching chong Hong Kong phooey!,Gotta love racism. +"Thanks, Obama.","Yes, thank you for raising my taxes and making it more expensive for my wife and son to get insurance..." +Now being Canadian is a problem?,Fucking hosers +Bad song,could you elaborate a little bit more? +"Graves, by far. I hate how he turned out afterwards, and I really miss the broken-ass, one-shotting me lategame, cool ADC Graves.","But now at least you have the broken-ass, one-shotting you mid game cool jungle Graves!" +And despite this people will still vote PAP like clockwork. SMH,"Malaysia have blackouts, Singapore have brain blackouts" +Dance Dance Revolution. Let's see if God has any moves,"Not fair, God only plays Pump it Up" +Jerry Hsu's Thrasher cover is no joke. Handrail technician...,SOTY quality right there. +"TIL that mushrooms have 30,000 sexes and can mate with any but their own.",and they all have their own bathrooms +"It's the opposite with Matt asking Woolie, Woolie refusing and Matt asking Pat and Pat accepting despite their mutual dislike for each other (Don't know if you're trolling though)",Nah just got mixed up. +Billy Mays Has Been Resurrected; What Products Does He Advertise Now?,The second coming of Christ. +Reminder: Carla Esparza spent $1000 on an ice cream sundae. It's not surprising that she can't afford her Harley anymore.,We better hurry up and start a GoFundMe so she can buy another. +"HEY R/ALL, WE WOULD HAVE CRUSHED BERNIE TOO, YOU CRYBABY CUCKS! #**LOL YOUR TEARS ARE SO DELICIOUS** #**MAGA!**",God think if how much money Bernie would have cost us +update,eventually +"Well I'm assuming Hillary is going to win, so if you trade futures, buy S&P contracts or DOW. (Don't listen to me though).",And if she loses you go down and buy a shiny new cardboard box to live in +I got a nice example sentence too...,I'll remember this when I eventually start my samurai themed brutal death metal project +I always thought that the apostrophe indicated a glottal stop in a spoken and written language,That's what I do. +"Horror movie enthusiasts, what is the most terrifying horror movie you have ever seen?",I'm here to find out which ones should I be staying off ... +Is your username a reference to archer?,Might be +raynor raynor raynor raynor raynor raynor God damn I love hawkray,"Well met, well met, well met, well met, well met, well met, well met, ^well ^met, ^^well ^^met ^^^well ^^^met ^^^^walt-mart" +Honest question What's a steak,3+ days of back and forth messaging at least once a day with someone on Snapchat +First thing I thought of while watching that original video is there needs to be another side to this story. As soon as I heard Youtube prankster I kinda tuned out. Sick of this shit.,interestingly enough it feels like white people are slowly experiencing more racism in america in recent years +Damn that's crazy. Imagine catching 200+ibs flying through the air like that.,I would be crushed to death. +Pretty sure if Hillary was winning you would be draining the salt of hell on Trumpists. But now that we are winning you are conceding. Predictable.,Or maybe we shouldn't incite violence because violence is wrong? +Marceline the Vampire Queen,Has it been released already? +What's the best Poker/Card game for 3DS? I'm looking for the best poker/card game for 3DS? Online options are something I'm looking for!,Luigi Minigames in Mario 64 DS +All I want is wireless ac support,"I, too, enjoy wireless Animal Crossing support." +Upvote for the effort,"Copy and pasting the Bee Movie script is a meme, just not a common one on the normal parts of Reddit." +Cool You should make a Trump pumpkin as well. Just get a pumpkin and put a cheap wig on it,you win the internet! +Should have been Bernie,member +Fart of the Poopy,Fart of Anger. +"IMMINENT VICTORY THREAD. #THIS IS NOT A DRILL. WE ARE ACTUALLY GOING TO WIN THIS. SJWs, SUCK OUR DICK.",SAY IT WITH ME ... PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP +"I think in recent updates they addressed the RAM and the power consumption issues, and aggressively cut down the usage of both. I'm a Safari user who used to use chrome as the main browser. I think Chrome is getting better in lots ways where safari is still lagging behind..",Chrome did say they're improving things but I've yet to notice any big improvements. +"It most definitely is. Over the past ~5 months, I have been beyond disappointed with Amazon after having been a Prime member for many years. One of my most recent packages was shipped via AMZL, which obviously arrived late, and the person that delivered the package didn't even drop it at my door - he threw it at my doorstep from my sidewalk, a distance of ~10 feet. -_-",AMZL is awful in Miami. +"Oddly, my college friends dad invented the McRib. This of course was my friends claim to fame and got him lots of action in college.",Paul Giamatis plumber knows me by name. +"If you're such a stoner, then who is this?",Vapenaysh +Make Big Macs Great Again,Supersize me bro. +Should have been Bernie,"Yes, I too support Trump for president." +September home sales plunge in Metro Vancouver,"With plunging demand we can expect cancelled developments, a construction slow down along with decreased tax revenue for all levels of government." +He's too busy hiding in a bunker to pose for a sketch.,Then draw the fucking bunker! +What would you do if Trump becomes president? I really dont want that to happen but given that he made it this far...,"I'm on to you, secret service." +me_irl,I take a bite of the scalding outside with some of the cold inside and then it just becomes room temp in my mouth +You know he will say fuck that and do it on the way out now,He fucking better. +Rachel Maddow is an idiot.,He's a fucking idiot +I mean you have video proof of the money being transfered and him only getting back half of the money + 1ct troll donations.,Did you even watch spares stream? +"No doubt the most dignified, civilized and sane family we will ever see in the White House in our lifetimes",Lol +"TIL Sally sells seashells by the sea shore is based on the real life of Mary Anning, who dug up fossils to sell to tourists at the beach in the 1800s to help her poor family. She discovered several intact dinosaur skeletons, including findings that contributed to the eventual theory of evolution.",I just want to know where this sea shore is that has all these fossilized sea shells. +"In light of current...developments...any tips on volunteering/becoming an activist for reproductive rights? The current climate has me on edge, and I refuse to stand idly by as I watch the rights of others be trampled on. However, I haven't the slightest clue what organizations to join or what paths to take in order to be an effective change agent. Anybody have any tips on how I can remedy this?",THERE IS TOTALLY ROOM FOR RELIGION IN GOVERNMENT +"Sure. We can have 5+ companies (need enough for a true free market) each build a road between every two points of interest in the country. One company can build one of your boring old-fashioned roads; one company can build a road with no lanes or traffic signals, because freedom to move how you want to move is part of their company motto; one company can build a solar-powered heated road where 10% of your toll (increased of course for your convenience) goes to plant trees on Mars; one company can build a road with sweet loops and gnarly corkscrews, in an effort to appeal to the Xtremeophiles out there; and one company can build a road that consists of a series of fast-food drive-thrus, the benefit being that you don't have to pay the toll if you buy at least 2 meals. There really are no limits to how innovative a free market can be with their road construction. It sounds like a Utopia of Infinite Choice to me.","It's sad that I can't tell if this is sarcasm or not, because I've legit met people that think this way." +"That's how you get fuck n**gers scratched into bathrooms in high schools. That is the number one reason behind just about every major human caused catastrophe in human history. But to you, hitler did nothing wrong right?","damn, that escalated quickly wtf" +On display where I work: Kazuhito Kobayashi 1998,What is this thing? +"In her defense, maybe she stole it.",Sugar daddy got it for her +"Our LGS did a competition for the prerelease asking the players to make inventions out of cards in the spirit of the plane of Kaladesh. My girlfriend immediately wanted to make something. All I did was say she should make a deckbox that I could use and she went to work. I think it turned out amazing. Things to note: - The box is covered entirely in cut up blue foils. This is to represent the blue aether theme that is everywhere on this plane. The exception being the red foils on top which are a nod to Chandra. - The red top is held there by magnets and detaches to reveal an abacus life counter, which you can see in the pictures. Notice the WUBRG design inside. - In the bottom, there is a pullout drawer that you can put random stuff in. Dice, tokens, pen, paper, etc. - The gold trimming and filigree inside and outside of the box is a nod to the Kaladesh art style. Both are very prevelent on the plane. - Lastly, you'll notice the Mythic colored Kaladesh Emblem sealing the deck box. I just thought I'd share her work with you. I think it's awesome, so hopefully you all like it too.",did she win +Mint employee guilty of smuggling $165K of gold in rectum,He would have been caught the first time if they just put him through the big detector lying down. +That really makes me second guess my urge to buy the game...,"Usually when someone tells me the gameplay is so good that it leaves you wanting more of it, that's a good thing" +10. And 2 family members. Fucking idiots.,How very mature of you. +Yeah but it's Donald Trump so everything he ever says ever much be racist and/or disgusting. Honestly seeing all these people shitting on Trump for every little thing he does just makes me want to vote for him more.,Is that because you are an anarchist or an idiot? +Such a good film Empire of the sun,People will do anything for a potato. +"Alright thanks, are we going to see another record by Cookiezi soon trying to beat this?","If Cookiezi tries, then maybe." +Black Album (Fan art),Text is hard to read but good effort +"It's not like G2 was the last seed from Europe, barely making it to Worlds. They were the two time back to back champions. G2 had more reason to be cocky than TSM. Nobody seems to have as much issue with Doublelift trash talking left and right. Even though you can easily argue that DL has played even more trash this tourney.","Yeah no, you're honestly talking out of your ass here" +"not exactly following suit here but im so goddamn sick of finding out that every single time tyrion bends over, stands up or rides a horse his legs cramp.",Jon clenching and unclenching his hand. +"This was the first election I have ever voted in, now that I'm of age.......what a shitshow.",almost makes you want to vote again next time right? +Progressive doesn't mean shit anymore. It's a codeword for destroying traditional values.,Hmm sounds like a dog whistle used by the left to activate all the communist sleeper agents. +"Reinhardt, you're not denying me this clutch.","Holy crap, 18 health!" +Typical day in Canada,Look at all these refugees... We're drowning in refugees! +"First mechanical keyboard, my hands have ascended!",Welcome to the cult of mech keyboard +Florentino banging his head against the desk,haha Florentino traumatized you +They also need to start giving a fuck about people in rural areas.,But they are just uneducated white males! +Yeah they fucking should. They fucked Bernie. He would have beat Trump. Now they pay the price. I'm gonna smoke weed and play GTA now fuck politics.,But they got to put HRC up! +Have a look at voting patterns? Young people vote left. Old people vote right.,Young people will spend more of their lives dealing with the consequences. +"No, atheism is the disbelief of the claim that a deity exists due to lack of supporting evidence. The burden of proof is yours. Present your evidence and collect your Nobel prize.",and all of the other prizes with millions of dollars in rewards. +Beautiful Pretty Cool Green Morning,Beautiful title. +Plot twist. It's not their room.,The blacked out part is their name so I could verify. +"Ten minutes from now you will be thrown back in time 100 years, to the place you are right now. You have a solar battery charger. What are you going to load onto your smartphone?","I'd die, I'm in a town in the middle of the Mojave that wasn't settled until the 40's" +"Welcome, mon amie!",I hope you don't mind if I be too direct but voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir? +Let's just hope Trump fooled us all about his religious faith and turns out he's atheist after all. What are the chances that Trump is actually an atheist? And that he is a hypocrite and was just pandering to the evangelical christian community? Wishful thinking?,"Since politicians always lie during campaigns, I think it is more than wishful thinking." +800 of us!,Thanks for your work too man! +Which one is which?,Aphasia - Couldn't talk or understand communication Ataxia - the numbness and inability to use my body as i intended as a result. +"People think AGP is fake, but I'd think AGP's first Christmas Freakout is evidence against that.","Yeah I'm with you man The Angry Granpa Show is definitely real, not a show or anything" +"Yes, basically. Our server is 5x XP and 10x Taming and we still are struggling pretty heavily. The base game is hard as fuck, but it would be incredibly difficult IRL. But, I think that's why they gave us the sliders.","well that was the thing, i enjoyed the challenge of gathering and having to plan out my journey with small beginnings to bringing out an army to get what i need, but when i get glitches and bugs that completely shatter my base from rex's spawning inside, to my bird just sitting a million feet in the air, or taming/killing something stuck to a rock to breaking the rock or the tree to have it just jump like a rocket and never getting back your kibble or raw prime meat... its just annoying spending that time and then having to go back to square one... so yeah, thinking about just starting over with everything just turned up i guess :(" +MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY,GET OUT THE WAY BITCH GET OUT THE WAY +The new municipality of Rome is looking for volunteers (without retribution) to install open source free software,"A bunch of clowns, for those who don't know who the major of Rome is." +He got greedy,"I used to ride one of those boards, they were super fun to throw around because they are super tough." +"No, he can't. Some of his campaign promises, most notably building the wall and having Mexico pay for it, are simply not feasible.",But he's totally going to bring all our factory jobs back by scuttling all our current trade deals and raising import tariffs 35% +Already voted for her!,"And you'd do it again, if it wasn't for those pesky voter ID laws." +inb4 3rd world war and North Korea attacked Alaska.,"Why attack Alaska, when you can attack Pearl Harbour?" +European here; you can come but don't bring your weird friend..,"That's fair, mind if we just take a few West Coast states with us?" +"Its actually spelled *Glock* and yes I would stay clam and collective. It's called having a military background. But I know I'm not the first to say it out loud. Most teenagers are raised incorrectly in this generation and they need to learn the hard way. They think everything should be handed down to them, fucking false sense of entitlement.","I am 100% positive you don't know most teenagers, regardless of if you're right about these particular future wards of the state." +"Which means the majority are not, so it's not really that unreasonable that the first thought is people physically crossing the border...","A good portion, I think 40-60% double check me, come in on planes, which makes some grand fence useless" +Do's and don'ts: DON'T enter a small space with the whole squad. Why? #ShortestRoundEver,Lmao at the person that initiated a vote kick against you +THE FUCK ARE YOU ATTEMPTING TO LINK?,(It's just a really neat style thing) +Facebook decided to bless me today...,He is checking his pulse. +I doubt they even know why they're crying,Cause Adolf Trump was elected. +People used gums in BO3?,you dropped this: +Sorry I can make decisions on my own I guess. You can keep having the government tell you what to do.,Yeah because right now the non libratarian government is telling me exactly what I have to do and I have no choice. +How do you cope with being someone you are not?,Burn up that weed all the time. +"One doesn't smear FDR. That man, and George Washington and Abe Lincoln and maybe a few others, will be known as some of America's greatest presidents.",He kicked Hitler and Tojo's asses and he didn't even have his legs to do it! +"The money has been distributed. The 2511 demonstration is more than likely to happen. Except that it's not about Ahok anymore, it's about Jokowi with Ahok as side dish. Seriously, even buruh will join 2511 demonstration.","yeah i know, but that's what jokowi wants, he already made ahok a suspect of that blasphemy bollocks, now confused moderate muslim already satisfied because of that, what's left now is money oriented extremist group where public have a little to no trust on them, further demonstration only make ahok seal the deal on the election" +I see what you did to the flairs mods... Very creative.,Yep great job once again by them continue to show why they are the best team on reddit. +Why is no one concerned about our third amendment rights being violated?,I'm only voting for the candidate that will stand behind and support the 18th amendment. +Fox News' Poor Understanding of Screen Real Estate,They had a whiteboard +It's an amanita muscaria mushroom.,Psychedelic no? +Fuck the DNC,Fuck Bernie. +R/im14andthisisdeep,fuck thank you i totally forgot about that sub +Lots of talk about Trump needing to pardon everyone around the Clinton camp as a sign of putting the past behind us... how do we feel about that?,Why would he have to pardon innocent people? +Watch Monty come in for Lackey in the 2nd or 3rd inning when LA has a heavy left handed lineup.,That is such a JoMad move and I love it. +Godless communist? Sounds like bullshit to me.,...because surely Trump would have respected truth and fairness if Bernie had been running. +White powder in belly button gives away Florida Man as drug user.,I first read that as White Power lol... was confused. +Half naked women get thousands of up votes; how many for our boys in blue?,Ew clicky. +"These are awesome! I was at the Broncos Superbowl celebration in that last picture...there was a band that kept playing a song and the only lyrics I remember go, and, the Broncos win the Superbowl! Horrible song but I've had it stuck in my head for almost 20 years","I love how that picture looks like an older vintage pic, really it was maybe 1998." +Gerrymandering doesn't matter in presidential elections. The electoral vote distribution does.,Gerrymandering of states +"How bout, and bear with me here, we all act like fucking adults and try to get somethings accomplished. Even with an ape at the wheel you can still get some things accomplished on the ship.","But you don't understand, its ok when liberals do it" +When you're only 66 ranged with no stats above 80 but Mommy's credit card comes in clutch,Yea because its so hard to save up for bandos +#ThatsJustHowHeWantsToPk,"Hmm who deserves to win more, a person who was in multi fighting people and actually surviving or a guy who just stands in 1 tile in the middle of nowhere chomping food... Yea woox totally deserves 10k" +"He may or may not be able to deliver on his promises. We don't know yet. What we do know, is that things will be different. Americans are tired of career politics, corruption and geopolitical meddling. The DNC and Hillary have no one to blame but themselves. I'll gladly take a stroll into the unknown to see 'business as usual' shaken to its core.",Because nothing bad has ever happens strolling into the unknown. +What are YOU a snob about?,"I love to drink Guinness, If I see someone pouring my pint incorrectly it will be my last pint at that place." +I see that it benefits a non-profit and any additional beers are $3/half pour and $5/full pour.,A lot of brew fests benefit non profits without charging $15 a piece for the equivalent of 2 beers. +"Genuine, Dark thought. And, truly, I mean this in no jest, no laughter intended. I mean this as a very serious, morbid question. How many people committed suicide last night? How many brainwashed people saw the election results, and believed that their lives were no longer worth living? I'm not trying to put the blame on #TheDeplorables, nor am I trying to assign guilt to anyone who voted for Trump. Suicide is a tragedy for EVERYONE involved.","Honestly, I asked myself the same thing after I wondered how many reaction videos would be posted today." +the whole bears team...I remember people saying they would sneak in as a wildcard team,Just give us a few years pls +noooooooooooo Porygon 2,Long live the z +FBI gains expanded hacking powers after Congress fails to act,"I'm confused as to why this is such a bad thing, seems to me that being able to get a warrant anywhere to search a computer with an unknown location seems pretty reasonable and the logical step in curbing illegal online actions." +So what happens when the criminal in question has a gun?,There should be less guns in America. +"Mike Pence, his VP is strongly anti-LGBT, to the point of supporting conversion therapy. With Republican majorities in the house and senate as well, I can understand why people might be worried. That said, I don't think it's quite the doom and gloom people are making it out to be. I don't think these things can be overturned so easily, as many states have been strongly in favor of them.",They should put those LGBT people in some sort of ....*camp* for their treatment... more relaxing that way +Yeah if you were British you'd be a Jaguars fan,I think you mean the London Sillynannies +FTL Faster than light. I hate it when people use initials. They're simple not as clear as spelling it out. Clarity is everything.,"Yes, let's get rid of the whole concept of abbreviations from the English language, so useless." +Joanna uh...,It's pronounced Champion you assholes +I think I'll be ok Was supposed to say Cis gendered. Autocorrect is sexist and transphobic,Stop being an asshole. +Zero. The plane was already in the crowd before he ejected anyway. They both ejected just before it started to cartwheel and by the time it was doing that it was mostly through all the people.,yea they literally rode that one in to the ground... +She promised! We should start a donation to at least pay for her plane ticket,I think she has enough money to even take Miley Cyrus and the rest with her. +I expected this to be a thing that was already a thing.,Someone made it. +A diffrent sect is the solution.,Antichrist Satanism? +Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you,"We've known eachother, for so long," +February topic poll,"People voting for option 2, what ground do you see neg has?" +I lost a game of Cranium. This is my punishment. Roast me.,Looks like you also lost the game of Not a big toe with hair +"As the reflectors were manually moved closer and farther away from each other, scintillation counters measured the relative activity from the core. **Allowing them to close completely could result in the instantaneous formation of a critical mass and a lethal power excursion**. Under Slotin's unapproved protocol, **the only thing preventing this was the blade of a standard straight screwdriver, manipulated by the scientist's other hand**... Yeah, this was never going to end well.",Physicists make shitty engineers? +OMG! The GOP is Facist! You don't even understand what the word means,Because over the top nationalism and extreme right wing ideology isn't facism. +"You just described all of ECPI with one exception. Those who didn't understand the material weren't filtered out. They were pushed on because they were able to pass a couple of open book tests in which, more often than not, the teacher wasn't present for.","I'm a fan of open book exams in engineering, but not the kind that you could pass without first knowing how to use the book." +When you accidentally cut in line at the air pump.,This video reminded me that I've been incorrectly calling O'Reilly O'Reilly's for well over a decade. +Pax East tickets? Does anyone know when the 2017 pax east tickets are able to be purchased? I remember it was around this time last year and they sold out very quickly.,They'll go on sale legitimately anywhere between now and December 1. +"Unfortunately, we don't have time. The continuation of the American electoral process is doubtful given Trump's tyrannical intentions.",You dropped your +"REVEALED: Dems Engage in Voter Fraud, Stir Up Violence","Wow, it was REVEALED?" +"The statute is quite explicit that *securely encased* does not require a lock. If it's in something that needs to be opened, it's legal.","Remember, needs to be two step to fire..." +Trump can now order nukes launched at any point in time. Good luck sleeping tonight.,"Yeah, because that's totally something he would do... and that no one else would object to." +What the fuck is all this intent bullshit? I didn't intend to break the law so I'm not accountable for when I did? When did this shit start? I didn't intend to get drunk and crash into that family of four. Does that work?,It worked for Hillary. +GOP logic. Obama is a dictator who is a weak leader.,"Also, he's coming to take your guns, but the second amendment is there to protect you from an unjust government and we all know he would personally come to take the guns, but is afraid of getting shot so he won't...." +What is one thing you won't try no matter how great people on Reddit say it is?,Riding in a car that has no driver. +I don't know how to do this and at this point I'm afraid to ask,# +Im sure he paid a few to be up in the front row.,We both know he doesn't actually pay people unless they win in court. +"Im not sure, someone willing to drop a mil for sex can't be that bright, or is horribly undesirable and or abusive.",....or loaded like a Saudi prince. +"Thanks for sharing! I have wondered what this would be like, good to hear it's relatively simple :-) also great to hear you are blockage free! Go spermies go! You have a clear run!","Still waiting for the offical report back, but I could see the dye running through both sides." +Apparently subway pole dancing is a thing,"Don't bang your head , don't bang your head, don't bang your head, phew." +"A dude swimming with a floatie in an underpass that's filled due to rainwater in Mersin, Turkey.",That a river of shit. +That last line... Sears believes in America... ok then why are you outsourcing the production to China??,Walmart does +Long as it ain't Hillary,Amen to that +"To the people that do it, why do you caps the first letter of every word?",Because. +Nice assumptions you have there.,"yeah, statistics showing higher levels of education in metropolitan areas are just liberal lies." +That's your free market at work bud. Businesses don't want full time workers because that shit is expensive. Also automation is what's gonna kill that even more. Good fucking luck,"Man, i might have to start driving uber" +"Mmmmmmm, that was satisfying...",reported +This pic of my son sums up checking this bucket list item off!,"Did you yell AZIZ, LIGHT at him?" +Omg,Your privilege is showing +Tax harmonization doesn't benefit smaller countries. There is no reason for them to accept it.,There is also no reason for large countries to accept forever the status quo. +Just Showing a Little,Name? +So Trump won Should I switch to civil and help build the wall?,Only if the Mexicans pay your tuition! +Good both parties should be smashed up into tiny multiple parties and you guys can have a real democracy rather than this two party bullshit,"Yeah, we could all really come together if a party won the presidency with 12% of the vote!" +"Because it's a social program that makes more sense than free college. It would actually help the communities. That being said, I think even if we give free shit to people, it shouldn't preclude testing people to see if they qualify. If people can't hang, we shouldn't give them a piece of paper.","no, keep the trades to those that have to drive to go for them." +Kompany to come off injured after 10min,bruh +Can anyone identify this caterpillar?,I don't recommend touching it. +"1) Spot the damned things. 2) If you have an ammo box, GIMME. I generally only have enough kit to take out a single tank on my own without being resupplied.","As a Support specialist, do my small resupplies give you more dynamite and/or anti-tank grenades, or is a Ammo Box necessary?" +the blood of patriots and tyrants?,Yes. +"Honestly, do we actually want him anymore? Things are soured so even if he got his long term contract, what's his attitude like? It could be Bods 2.0.",Only way less talented +One set can last two weekends. Toyo RR,"They're not slicks... And to be competitive the answer seems to be one old set for FP, one fresh set for quali and race or 2 new sets between quali and race :( That's the european approach to racing and the reason why it's a dying sport." +After last night I don't want a Democrat as president. If they can't field a candidate that can beat Donald Trump then the party deserves to die a quick death.,Your logic goes for all parties. +lul someone is really mad. Sure mom ill write down the words how you want! Get the fuck out of here ty,"You fail to use search bar and find out that this has been asked 100 times per hour the past 24 hours, and get angry because I offer knowledge, ok, stay small son." +ONLY YELLOW ROONS,YELLOW ROONS FOR YELLOW PEOPLE +"You should be fine playing, but you might need to turn down a few settings. *Oh and enjoy Aquadome*",Psyonix just told confirmed that they 'fixed' it in the upcoming update +The polls didnt reflect the election at all. Polls are just another tool the media uses to manipulate the process.,"**Every** poll was wrong and people still defer to them like they're the Oracle of Delphi, it's mind blowing." +Islam wasn't around until after the bible,Very good. +yet no one has answered the one true question of the all mighty carl johnson **DOES THE POPE SHIT IN THE WOODS?**,"Yeah, but only when a tree falls on him, so there are no witnesses." +I think he said cunt,I think you meant cnnt. +"Given what's happened, fascists have taken America, maybe talking about it everywhere is a wiser move.","That's funny, the only Brownshirts I saw this campaign were the DNC paid operatives instigating violence at Trump rallies." +Best graffiti ever.,"Baby cakes does graffiti now, nice!" +"Tinder e doar un bullshit care le ofera p*zdelor siguranta si incredere in ele, adora atentia si lingasareala ieftina, cu asta se hranesc, din 40 de match-uri nu stiu daca am vorbit cu 3-4 tipe (si prin vorbit ma refer la cinci sase replici, atat).",zici ca esti un ps3 +Source?,His tax returns obviously. +"I wouldn't trust their stability for any standing shoulder press, or bent over rows tbh.","Personally I've never had stability issues doing those lifts, but everyone's different." +With the second pick in the 2017 NFL draft the Chicago bears take..,...a field goal. +Elbow packing doesn't work for me. I just think it's less heating surface area.,You're probably packing too tightly then. +"SmackDown turned out great. The results were on this subreddit before the show even aired, but I like what they got. SmackDown 900 is lookin sweet",I'm really excited to be able to goto Smackdown's 900th! +Long Live the Queen by probablyfakeblonde,"[](/priceless) I wonder, has anyone tried to draw a picture of Elsa as a draconequus?" +When a black hole forces a star to orbit just like the rest of the planets in the system.,When a black hole made you his bitch +The U.S is the closest thing to a pure capitalist nation we have.,That's my point! +I'm sorry that was snarky I just get tired of having to always defend my liking of the expanded universe in the film the fact that it wasn't as terrible as the bandwagon would have people think. And your joke was funny.,Run off sentence +"LPT: Have a pick-me-up playlist. When you're feeling like you're about to enter a downward spiral of negativity, stop whatever you're doing and play it. Doesn't have to be your favourite songs. Doesn't have to be happy songs. Just songs that always bring your mood right up when you hear it. That make you wanna jump up and dance. Best remedy for when you're feeling depressed.",Donald Trump's victory speech played on repeat. +Those that aren't black,No +Bruh soft shell corn is a traditional taco,FUCK TRADITION +"You people dont have a very high inpression of Americans, do you? That's OK, because I assume England is an ugly rock with shit weather, ugly women and the worst food in the world.",Someone's never had a real meat and potato pie +is there an eta on the pyro update? jw,It'll drop the day before HL3. +Obviously any conversation that doesn't begin and end with how evil conservative men are is one that will be derided as being ignorant and foolhearty,*foolhardy. +"Stop trying to be something you are not, otherkin.","I wonder if a Tumbelrina's ass gets very raw, given how often they pull shit out if it." +I take it you aren't from Cali.,"How can California have a water shortage, they're by the ocean" +"Eid Mubarak! Eid al-Adha Mubarak to all who are celebrating! Happy feasting! Don't forget to share what you are wearing and eating! Oh, and do share any tradition that is unique to your family or culture. :)","Eid Mubarak from Western Canada :) Eating biryani, of course!" +"Inquiry: What's a great game to play when you're home alone for thanksgiving break? I am currently sitting on a L-shaped couch, home alone, wondering what life is all about, and I think things might go a little smoother if I had something to keep me company. I'm not really one of those money people, so my budget is kind of small (ish (i'm desperate (well not that desperate (well desperate enough to let the internet decide my fate for the next few days)))). I'm looking for a game that can really wisk me away like some holiday meringue. Anyways, any help is appreciated. Thanks for your consideration or whatever, much Holidays. P.S. Sorry for my english, I'm from america.",What platform you got? +"I highly doubt that, people just insanely overreacting","There's just now way they're overreacting, obviously the candidate they don't support must literally be the offspring of Hitler and Satan" +Well that's a tad extreme IMO 12 months for tossing some food on a building and yelling at someone. Sure they should've gotten a fine but 12 months is crazy.,"The hate crime was the latest in a list of shit he'd done - he'd also previously racially abused a police officer who was called to a domestic disturbance (yeah, he was a right charmer.)" +Kan I ikke tage det her usjove prollehumor til en mere passende sub?,"Nej nej, det er da mega sjovt" +"It allows you to line-out from the E17K (top) DAC, bypassing its amp and using the E9 (bottom) as the amp instead. The E9 can also take regular DACs through a line-in on the back (you'd just flip the switch on the front to the aux). It just gives you a more seamless portable-desktop transition. I'm not really sure if it charges the E17K while it's docked, but I assume it does.","Yeah, it charges on the dock" +"What's the difference between aromatic, and non-aromatic tobaccos? I just picked up my first pipe yesterday, along with 2 oz of my local shops in house blend. It smelled amazing, which is why I bought it. I was told it was an aromatic tobacco. Besides it smelling different than non-aromatic tobacco, what's the difference?",Usually it's the smell. +Dear Florida: You're Fucked.,Looking forward to my east and west beach front property in Port Orlando. +Joe's DS research 2,Deathstroke isn't in Batman Earth 1 volume 2 +"Obamacare can't be repealed without the legislature. If there's one thing that we should breathe easy about, GOP didn't get a supermajority in the senate so Dems can filibuster anything they need to. That said, Trump could weaken Obamacare with executive orders.",But republicans don't believe the President should go around congress and use Exec actions.... +How do you get rid of cockroaches?,Wash your dick dude +The Escapists 2 Reveal Trailer,I'm fine with splitscreen but kinda hoping to have online coop as well. +"My appt complex says they're competitively priced, but they're ridiculously over-priced. It makes me think: If 2 people overcharge for a service/product/place to live, then they can both say that they're competitively priced, because they're technically in competition with each other.",Yes and it's often not in their interests to start competing with each other on price. +Fuck greg,I'm Greg :( +"Hopefully the generals will stop him, now that the public has failed.",But I thought he knows more than the generals +So?,Obviously he must be a Christian theocrat! +Please tell me about the companies that won't hire white people. Also calling men out for the bullshit they've done throughout history isn't discriminating. It's justified.,"because men today are responsible for stuff that occurred decades, centuries, or millennia before they were born is justified" +"thats not a costume, its an actual tornado",*thwack of a facepalm* +I didn't know that anyone held that belief.,"In my experience, that is the majority of reddit in a nutshell." +"The band director at my high school slept with one of the girls who was in the band, she was always helping him in his classes and stuff, she was basically his assistant. They kept it under wraps for a while I guess cause it came out that they had an ongoing relationship for months. He got fired and she graduated but I only know it was with her cause someone told me, they never came or and said her name. The most fucked up part was that his wife had just had a baby and she and the baby would visit his office at school pretty often. It was definitely around the same time that he was boning the student. The other scandal was with my freshman English teacher. Always kind of a creepy dude but I never thought he would pull this shit. He was taking upskirt pictures of girls/women at the local grocery store on his flip phone. Someone saw him do it I guess and he got arrested, charged, and I think he resigned right after or got fired. Good ole South Meck.",It's always the band teacher. +"I usually lie down, actually.",Sold +Reddits created a new bot yesterday. A fake news bot. It declares any news not conforming to the repeatedly lying MSM to be fake and then links to the same outlets controlled by those pushing the fake news narrative. It just declared that the Senates own passing of an Act was fake news.,"If you think that an authority telling you which outlets of information are true or not is a good protocol for decision making, you are a mind slave." +Thanks!,How many pounds did you lose? +There are barely any Mexicans in China though. Seems like the wall is doing its job just fine.,What about Romes walls no mexicans there either. +Did you know she got bullied so bad she dropped out of school? Apparently all the kids just kept asking her what day it is.,... That's bullying these days? +I honestly can't believe anyone is still playing this game...,I can't believe trolls think we care. +Yeah MSFT already has the no-bullshit user market cornered. It's not like AAPL is going to start making non-meme computers.,Speaking of meme computer: The new Apple Macbook touch bar can be configured to have emojis... +"Better based on what, a 12-game sample size of PFF grades?",Playing in the nfl +Then again maybe you are a racist and are looking for any excuse to justify that.,You sure showed him! +Hillary Clinton lost the election but is winning the popular vote,"I'm sure if the situation were reversed, all Trump supporters would shrug well that's how it goes, she's our fairly elected President." +"First no red cups, now this?!","Ah, next time they'll just put a yellow star on it so everyone knows." +shit post is shit post. 6.9/6.9,bretty dank/420 +Rental agreements work! I've successfully used one for a handgun purchase.,Doesn't it have to be notarized ? +"I'd like Iceland and Finland to go to war with Sweden and divide the Swedes between the two of them. Time to clean up that continent. While we're at it, can the Inuit please clear out North America?","I think Sweden and Iceland declaring war on Finland is more likely, with their depleted manpower and recent warmonger penalties." +What really killed me was the LAPD chief claimed they wouldn't cooperate with deporting people. Guy needs to be sacked immediately,Trey Gowdy should be the man to do it... +PIC???,The flag had 'LGBT for Trump' on it FYI +Are Mclaren literally turning into Apple ?,Since they didn't do something like remove the instrument cluster and then tell you if you really want to see gauges you can buy a bluetooth cluster adapter... I'd say no. +What do you do when your horse doesn't like to be ridden?,"As someone who had to regularly walk a horse that didn't like to be ridden, a bike would be both a good and bad idea." +I gotta find one I read in a museum about. A guy killed dozens of germans with a pistol. Captured like 5 of them. Got wounded in a leg and forced the Germans to carry him to the American lines and surrender to them. Dude lived until he was like 90 lol,When even the enemy is helping you out. +Unseen footage of the North Shore Show. Enjoy! (Bootleg of a bootleg),Any youtube links? +"Silver bullet means a card that wins you the game against a certain deck, eg. Kor Firewalker vs. Burn.",Sometimes a certain walker can at least blow a deck out. +"Hillary Supporter Stunned By Woman Of Color, Kshama Sawant Speaks Truth",I'm really sick of this fucking guys Channel and click bait titles. +Next best thing after Bernie Sanders is the Green party. Just MHO.,"The Green Party is Better Than Bernie, better policies, and they don't sell out knowing their own party conspired against him" +25 new vehicles to come with Imports/Exports,bicentennial bikes pls +"Trump will need to do better, all those CTR members need to get back to work.",Trump already driving jobs away. +Does that glitch work on the PS4 remaster?,"Yeah, that's the version I played." +"Its sorta like sending someone to rehab. All their friends are thrilled that something good is happening, but in the meantime you've got someone who really liked things the way they were, no matter how destructive they may have been. Trump would be a relapse.",Trump would be like becoming addicted to Heroin after going to rehab for alcoholism +Kids these days will never understand why we say it's taped when referring to a program on a DVR.,Roll up the window. +True purists do offline drafting where u don't have to draft any RBs just pick them all off the WW.,I'm not pure enough for that. +Just sold all my stocks thanks for letting me know. What now,Bomb shelter +"This I agree with, but bubbles are one of the only supers that can swing this. Even other support supers like Tether should probably opt for burn-type subclass instead. But the bubble makes all the difference in things like the S.A.B.R.E. strike when you're defending the warsat against an enemy with a large amount of burn-specific weapons. I've beat my head against a wall playing a subclass with the right kind of burn on that one only to switch to bubble bro and finish it up in one try. When you are dealing with a lot of incoming damage and not enough cover a bubble bro is always preferable to a Striker or Sunbreaker, regardless of what burn is at play. That said, you should still be rocking as many burn-specific weapons as you can, no question about it.","Two bubble Titans with armor of light and bastion, and a good shotgun will clear that section easy, even with fresh troops." +"From a 25 year old grandma: I love that these brain washed liberals think The United States is oppressive. This Nation caused a wave of liberty to capture the world. Before the United States, nations regarded it's citizens as income providers with no recognition of any rights. The US was the first government to recognize people are born with God given rights no government could take-away. The Constitution led us down a road to free slaves, ensure civil rights, and empower everyone with the gift of personal liberty. If any group has suppressed minorities in America it is the socialist democrats. Their party stood as the biggest opposition towards freeing slaves, and honoring civil rights 100 years later. They capitalized off of the fact that a Democratic President was the signer of civil rights. They swept the fact that the majority of the Democratic Party opposed the legislation, under the carpet. As they sucked minorities into their voting block they tore them down, and convinced them they were suppressed by capitalism. Nothing is more suppressive than socialism. Nothing devalues the human soul more than socialism. Socialism says the State can run your life better than you can. Look at what the first African-American President has done for minorities... They are worse off now than when he took office. Sports fans can bow-out of the singing of our National Anthem and the presenting of the colors, what they are acknowledging is their lack of understanding of the Nation that freed the world.",3 posts later: I HATE THAT I HAVE TO PAY TAXES FOR WELFARE THUGS. +Precision jumping with unpredictable player collision is a recipe for false difficulty. Whoever designed it essentially exploited the engine's shortcomings to try to approximate a difficult jumping puzzle.,Still fun AF +Ice & family confirmed alive!,The more fucked up thing is you being on her facebook kek +How does the right not understand that the left hates the right because the right is against basically anyone who's not a white man?,You're a fucking white male! +Babysitting tonight when I look over and see this. I have no idea where she got this mask.,Too brown - deport her! +"You're out of the meta bro, this meme is for insiders only.",Insiders like ole' dad. +"I respect your right to do so, and respect you for voicing your opinion, whether or not I agree with it. Thank you for actively participating in the political process.",Thank you. +"Chances of demise getting hit on the next list? Got some extra money for Christmas and ive been wanting to play yosenju demise for awhile, would it be worth my time to pick up a playset?",If it gets banned/limited I'll eat my playset. +"It continues to blow my mind that people buy into stuff like this. I should expect it by now, but I get floored every time.",How can there be global warming if I have this snowball in my hand you elitist! +You just say 'bingo'.,"Bingoo, how fun!" +"Georgia Woman's Gun Battle With Home Invaders, One Dead",That one guy that ran straight into the line of fire and then through a glass door made me laugh +"If you're creeping people out, your intention doesn't really matter. You're still creeping people out.","If the customer doesn't want you to be uncomfortable, then you're not allowed to be uncomfortable!" +If Germany or France elect our Trump equivalents the EU is done. Darkest timeline...,What if it's Germany *and* France? +*you ever suck dick for marijuana?*,I seen him! +We're,were +Arnold has grabbed a few pussies in his day.,Better put some ice on that. +"Does this retard not know that coups are dangerous, deadly, and oftentimes extremely bloody? They are practically advocating for a civil war.",Hillary Clinton supporters secretly worship Pinochet. +Imagine if we had DMo to sub in as well,D'Mo needs to know he won't get a better contract +Can congress quickly pass an amendment to do-over this election?,Their should seriously be a neither option on the ballot and if that option wins no one gets the electoral college votes. +"Victoria college admissions average anyone know the admissions average for victoria college? I'm sitting at around a 92.5 right now and hoping to bring that up to a 93, will that be enough?",Yes thats enough +It's a 3 year old image OP claimed was yesterday.,"Well in that case, prepare the pitchforks." +New Card Reveal - Dirty Rat,This cards is pretty bad vs me my mulliganing skills are horrible +not a player. she's an observer.,"I mean, technically she played for selfless.fe the other day as a sub" +"I live in the town where Mud Fest takes place. People go fucking apeshit over it. I've never understood the appeal personally, but literally thousands of people attend every time it happens. My favorite thing is the names certain crews will give themselves, like Mudda Fuckas and Most Hated Mud Sluts just to name a couple. From what I understand someone dies damn near every time it takes place.",That's all I was thinking when I saw that pack of ATVs ripping through the woods. +"I have a Korean M14 mag that does this on the last round. Second to last fires, bolt comes back, brass ejects, and the last round comes flying out the top with it.",some of my enblocks don't hold when they are empty in my m1 +That's a shame good thing I have 6 sets,Yes because having a fuckload of things makes people more inclined to buy them. +Trump's America,At this point I don't care if they go underwater +you're assuming they saw that information and interpreted it correctly,What? +"just still cant believe someone at infinity ward thought mayday was a nicely built map. Its literally smaller than nuketown, and the most basic map ive ever seen, like a work experience lad was allowed to apply his ideas. 3 lanes, two 'windows' watching over each other, one side with wall running, the other side a long corridor, and finish.","The whole intentions of the map was good, three lanes and symmetrical, but the map was built the worst way possible." +"The man denies climate change, and can barely form a sentence. The fact he is about to be our president bears some correlation to the fact we are the least educated first world nation.","And if we went hillary, it'd be so much worse." +"25,000 Muslims gather in Toronto condemning Extremism.",That seems extreme... +That's true. They were hardly featured in AM stations at all.,"Yeah, the morning AM stations got very little coverage, PM stations were the best." +But it's ok if it works the other way?,Why shouldn't the hill billy's get to decide what's good for New York City? +What is a 100% legal move in a game or sport that is frowned upon and viewed as a dick move?,En passant +Official Rogue One Trailer #3,Looks so much better than episode VII. +1 gem hype! New units fucking me in 3x cbp colo hype!,buy gems +You would think people would remember the Republican policies that got us into this mess in the first place... Let us hope that we get the Democratic Donald Trump of 10 years ago.,"Yes, because Republicans alone are the sole reason why the country is so fucked up." +"For us, it was the only black kid in the entire school of white rednecks. Nothing like reinforcing everyone's stereotypes there.",Why fight brand recognition when you've got sales to make? +Greens want Joe Hockey recalled from US to answer questions on Bell Group,Save the first class airfares and make him do a video link +California Dreamin'? Many in Golden State Want to Secede From Trump's U.S.,Viva Pacifica! +Too bad this is irrelevant because MacBooks are not aimed at people who wish to play games.,"They seem to be aimed at people who want an inconvenient closed system, with barely any repairability, relevant stuff removed and a system worth a quarter of the price." +Ilyasova's rough night continues as Dwight Howard puts him on a poster,"Ersan ilyasova and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad game." +"Personally I don't have a problem with polygamy or polyandry, as long as everyone involved is an adult and agrees to it. On the other hand, bribing 14 year olds to marry you is pretty messed up.","I'd be pretty pissed if a church leader called me on a mission, and then while I'm off sacrificing and traveling in dangerous parts of the world while he is back at home living in a mansion he had church members build, pay for, and then give to him, he went to my wife and told her that I wasn't good enough to take her to the celestial kingdom (all while I was busting my ass serving in Palestine) but if she would marry him and give him her favors she would be guaranteed exaltation." +"A little late, but a note on the crowd at this Sunday's game... I feel like what was seen on TV was that the game was under-attended, but gollllly, the crowd was so loud and passionate....and even caused a few false starts. The stadium was maybe 4/5ths full but sounded twice as loud as the sold out away game I went to last year. I think we catch a lot of flack as a fanbase right now for not selling out the stadium(which is understandable give the circumstances) but everyone who's still making it out there makes me so damn proud to be a fan of this team, even if it makes me want to pull out my hair for most of the past two years. Bolt the hell up, you beautiful jerks.","According to Yahoo, there were 52,000+ fans at last Sunday's game." +An Overwatch free weekend is on the way!,Dropping the free weekend before the 6v6 no sombra limits mode +Anecdotally: I'm in Salt Lake City. Normally we'd have snow in the valley floor in mid-late october and a fair bit in the mountains from late sept-early oct. Ski resorts open in a week or two (lol). Mountains are clear. Valley is clear....its not even chilly yet. Shit it hasn't even rained in months. We got 2 snowstorms all of last winter. It was dry as a bone the year before that.,But no climate change is a hoax. +"I'll ask this as if this isn't the millionth time someone has made this stupid argument; how, exactly, is the left to blame here?",Because clearly if we adopted more socialist ideology rather than a more centrist policy we would have won over all those voters who prefer the big business plutocrat. +Of course not 9/11 equivalent but 9/11 was the last time I woke up with doubt in my mind about our nations future. Today had a bit of a similar feeling. What the heck just happened?,9/11 never forget 11/9 always regret +Hillary won the popular vote.,Shh you're dulling his edge +Read that like an episode of How It's Made.,I read that in heavy's voice It costs 2 cents to run this machine for...... 20 seconds +Gerald isn't bitter. He's just trolling for shits and giggles.,Gerald is 4Chan at this point. +"gurl i thought the voting registration deadline was the end of October so I didnt register in time and I couldn't vote and since yesterday I've been feeling VERY ATTACKED between being told fuck you by about 10 different people and called an asshole by Bob. and it's like I already feel really shitty that i missed the deadline and I wish I could've voted but there was nothing I could do. my state was blue anyway, so in the end it didnt matter but it still sucks a lot between being shunned by literally everybody on social media and the fact i feel like i didnt contribute shit. and of course im not allowed to complain about anything because im the worst person ever. /rant",fuck you +GTX 1080 Zotac Amp Edition - $529.10 (Like New Amazon Fulfillment),What's the MSRP for this again right now? +"They should just be executed. They're evil, but torture isn't acceptable even if they deserve it. The backstory to this is that one of the officers was stalking the victim's fiance, texting her, calling her, showing up to her home and when the victim confronted him they began to harass him. Their story was that he had a warrant out (he didn't), that he rammed a cruiser (he didn't) and that they couldn't see his hands (see video).","So, they wanted to rape her and kill him?" +Damn he's self aware,Way more than the two candidates. +"Not even a rehash bro, it was a scene for scene, character for character, copy pasta.",Except with worse writing and acting. +"Surprise, motherfucker.","Dark side, motherfucker." +Those two parts will cause the cost of insurance to **skyrocket** if they remain intact but they interfere with other parts of the law. You can't have those without the government funding and larger pool of insured people to offset the extra cost to insurers.,"It's possible that with this now being a Republican win, the states may open up and stop being obstructionist, which would make a HUGE difference." +"Yeah, I think not, since the media is actively in bed with these kinds of people.","Yeah, and name *one* time the media has misrepresented the number of people who felt a certain way about something." +"You're the coolest guy ever. Thank you so much for doing this. Steam: Third Reich was an inside job. Thank you so much dude, I don't have a job and I adore FNAF, but i've never had the money to buy all the games. I would love to play Sister Location!",PM email +..can't tell if this is sarcasm or...,"I'd say if the year in his username denotes his birth, no, otherwise, yes." +I had to change the title from You can see the greed in his eyes to a more appropriate title as suggested Psychic tv Australia because I was told it was bagging him.,Except now this content seems more unrelated than ever because i had to change the title. +#EAT,**MY** +"Yeah, you got us. Literally every Trump supporter is racist. Not a single exception. Supporting an isolationist candidate who wants to enforce our border laws is racist now, apparently.","Maybe not all, but how does it sit with you knowing that white supremacists consistently endorse your candidate?" +It's like drinking dihydrogenmonoxide,"I heard if you inhale too much of it will kill you, scary" +sum of pings is also 420...^^^^^lies,Close one! +Not sure what you mean what painter?,"*printer, sorry" +"Ya exactly, what the hell are u talking about? The guy is literally one of the greatest in the ring.",Workrate! +"- Calculated - When being chased by the killer, get an indicator to show you how many times you can loop a pallet or vault depending on the distance gap between you and the killer. While Calculated is active, killer gets a 4/3/2% movement speed increase. - Yumyums - You carry around 1/2/2 yummy snacks that give you a 6/8/10% movement speed increase for 7/7/8 seconds. When consuming a snack, you indulge and savor the food, which makes you immobile for 2.5 seconds. - BFF (Best friends forever) - Once a match, you are assigned 1 BFF survivor. If your BFF gets killed or sacrificed, you become emo and depressed. The power of your depression and emo-ness gives you resilience to take 1 more basic hit from a killer.",I really like the idea of bringing the Obsession mechanic between survivors +Ukip leader Paul Nuttall says UK should ban burqa,And motorcycle helmets. +"Funny thing, Putin wanted to be in NATO at first. For some reason NATO didn't want Russia.",NATO is not a anti Russia alliance +Video made by Indian forces. Kashmir tou hoga par Pakistan nahi hoga,"Haha, what a champ!" +That's not what it said. It says tell his generals they have 30 days to come up with a plan to defeat ISIS. How are your reading comprehension skills so fucking bad? It's like 10 lines.,Yeah because they didn't think to come up with a plan yet +"Some is hard to tell, but you can't tell sarcasm over text is just wrong. You just need to go over the top when typing it to tell it's sarcastic.",I licked my arm until it bled and then mommy peed on me. +"If you think Skype is ugly, dont even mention Skype for business (aka lync). Its one of the horrible apps from MS + no updates in the past yr or so. MS is supposed to be positioning the phone for business customers, I cant imagine how they left out their own enterprise messaging app.",Lync works and works perfectly +"Hillary herself is a documented racist so can't really jump on that train. And... Yes? Having Russian interests is not a crime. We're not at war with Russia. We've had interests and sympathizing with many middle Eastern rulers that do far worse so really not concerned about Russia. That said yes, I believe selling us positions for money is probably worse than being a racist and misogynist. One is an act done. The other is a belief system. As to rape, I'm not going to hold him to any of those accusations until they meet the requirements to be presented in criminal Court not civil.",So by your line of reasoning former Illinos governor Roe Blagojevich is worse than Hitler because he tried to sell a Senate seat but wasn't a racist? +"Wow, what a shitty and expensive day ! Stress can do funny things to your head. Get some rest, and best of luck to your dad! Take care of yourselves. (Edit - CARE autocorrect sucks)",Drugs also tend to do funny things to your head. +no it doesn't,Noun 1. political entity - a unit with political responsibilities Youre probably just trolling at this point +I thought the fan was the devil in Korea?,It sucks the air out +this was in 2015??,"Oh, well then he should get a total free pass" +Go away.,kek +Not going to school in Texas,I really dont understand why weed is so cheap in tx +Sort of like when he went after the Clinton Foundation and all he did was prove to people that it's actually a pretty decent organization yet everyone discovered his own foundation is pretty fucking terrible.,Some aren't buying that it's a pretty decent foundation. +It'd only be better if the Hearthstone game was Rekful missing lethal at blizzcon,kek xD +They can do what Microsoft did with the original xbox controllers' cable,even the xbox 360 controllers had those quick release connectors +Don't care anymore about challanges and stuff. Have no time for that,but all the emblems drawn by 1st graders look so cool +How do y'all progressively overload biceps? They're like the one muscle I can't seem to add weight to. It takes vastly longer for me to add 5lbs to any kind of curl,"I add more reps, when I can hit something for 3 sets of 12 I move on to the next set of dumbbells, and usually start over again at 8 reps" +Me poo.,Tanks? +Star Wars memes on the rise!! Invest quick before Rogue One!!!!,Meh +"Still working on the deck, am waiting on a response from author to see if kickstarting is possible","If you do this, I am sending money." +"Yup of course, just so happened that both punishments are for nearly identical cash sums and complete coincidence that the charge against DB came just after the EU levied its 14B fine against Apple.",And the US fined all those other banks in the past 6 years in anticipation? +Elon Musk says rocket did not explode but instead experienced a 'fast fire',Energetic disassembly. +The election is over so maybe the insults can chill? Let's talk about fun stuff like Net Neutrality. Or the $1 trillion infrastructure private corporation pay for it by setting up toll booths proposals.,I want to see Trump's birth certificate in long form and I want some proof he's a xtian before I consider him my president. +He doesn't seem to be kidding you. Feel free to list from the top of your head if it is so easy.,How about all those times liberals took everyone's guns and forced people into gay marries? +Kill your self,No u +Lag is a mess. Fuck off,Get a decent system then? +Typo on the Innova disc holder box. I think some beginners are going to be confused when their flick shots aren't falling left...,"man, I just have SO MUCH POWER... always flipping my destroyers forehand, I need WAY MORE STABILITY, definitely not cranking it" +Black people can't be racist.,I think you forgot the +Is he cold or hot tho make up your mind,"His veins are ice cold, but his shooting hand is hot." +"At least make up some excuse why Jaegu can't just message her like, don't know his phone fell out of his pocket while he was running to his sis or something what the hell. Or why Ingui just doesn't fucking call him once, when someone doesn't show up why would you not at least want to know why. This is a new low even for this manhwa.",Why would someone stand in one spot all day looking at their phone and not call the other person? +Star trek is a TV show not a way of life,You're not watching it right. +I have a hard time believing the Kinect required a power brick too. Most of the processing power was taken from the GPU. I don't know that I've ever seen a webcam require a separate power adapter. It's not as though the new Kinect had the motors to self position either.,You realize there's more to the Kinect than just a camera right? +"More Foreshadowing in ACoK: Hush, child, the gods will hear you.",She went south to the seven but she's a stark and the south has not been home to the old gods since the andals invaded +Only $2.5 million of it.,Just a small loan +"What is this, the 1950's?",That's when America was great according to our one true king. +Spnilelg ds'onet cechk tou,sistem +Flashpoint seems to have added a day to October.,No it added 20 months +ITT: people who don't understand what a mental illness is and people who probably shouldn't be playing League. May or may not be mutually exclusive.,"Yup, full of mental health doctors!" +Looks like star lord tyrion,who? +Look at this motherboard!,Uuuhh hailcorporate? +"The Punjabi farmers hooked on heroin (8 min): Punjabi farmers are facing an ecological disaster, riddled with debt and death. They are committing suicide in their thousands -- and many now face a new menace: heroin.",Fuck Monsanto +"Here's just a minute portion: Paul Manafort, Richard Burt, General Flynn, and Carter Page, all with heavy Russian economic and political ties have all had a hand in shaping Trump's policies. If it walks like a Russian oligarch and talks like a Russian oligarch...","That was very convincing, Trump is literally a Russian oligarch." +"I have been playing D&D for 20 years, since 2nd Edition. I have avoided published modules like the plague until 5th edition. Now I've played Hoard of the Dragon Queen, Princes of the Apocalypse, I'm running Curse of Strahd, playing in Lost Mine of Phandelver and Storm King's Thunder, and they're all good. Why reinvent the wheel?","Honestly a lot of the joy, as well as the hardships really, come from worldbuilding and as a result making a story you made want to tell." +I mean democracy sort of decided. Hillary won the popular vote,Horray for the electoral college! +We lose the supreme Court and none of this matters for the next 12-15 years. I'll take incremental change now rather than radical change in 20 years.,More like Guaranteed incremental change now vs small chance of radical change in the future. +Using Breitbart to fact check Trump is like hiring Bonnie and Clyde to guard your bank.,Also having them valet your car. +Need help identifying this Indians logo/hat!,"You're probably out of luck, they don't even use the I symbol anymore." +You can have sex with one real person from all of human history - who is your ultimate lay?,Mila Kunis +No Wood?,DON'T BE SHOCKED - Twellman +Because you don't like gay people or racial minorities or women or education or the environment?,"Yeah, because Hillary black kids are super predators Clinton isn't racist." +"The general answer is no. It is hard enough for repair shops to get the screens off without breaking the whole thing, not even speaking of doing a glass only repair.","My insurance covers cracked screens, would they not be able to fix my front screen that I've cracked in the corner?" +"He played good, but didn't get much of a chance to show how good he really is. 1st game he played was Storm vs a lineup that had almost no potential to kill him, and was basically an outdraft. 2nd game he played Drow, which doesn't really tell much of his skill.",3rd game on voker didn't have to much of an impact but he's still new so there was room to improve on the pro scene for him +"No, not quite. :) The solutions to the time-independent Schroedinger equation give us the (mean) energy of the (e.g. electronic) states (energy levels). The time-dependent equations are necessary to calculate dynamics of the system, such as transitions to from one state to another under influcuence of laser fields or spontaneous decay. The life-time of the spontaneous decay is directly related to the width of the spectral line-shape (which is, ignoring all other effects, described by a Lorentz curve). See also my other comments.",The width is due to the uncertainty relation between energy and time then? +"honestly dont build guinsoos its not good. get a bork or gunblade after tri, ga third and then more tank",When do you take a bork and when do you go gunblade usually? +Great. Dick Cheney is an unindicted war criminal. Quite the role model.,What is the best argument for him being a war criminal? +"Jane Fonda, born today in 1937, trying to impress a feline friend in the 1960s.",Was this before she sold those POWs out? +Not according to our President-elect,It's just a hoax created by the Chinese! +Sounds alot like a certain Leo Dicaprio film,The Aviator? +"You forgot, go to prison. You don't get to hop out of your car, armed, and threaten people no matter what they've said to you.",dont tell me how to live my life +"just follow your dreams. US space flight is in a bad spot right now, and not going to sit here and argue with the Muskies, the political decesion to go with SLS has really crippled NASA.",What direction should the agency have taken in your opinion? +"Sounds like a logistical nightmare, but I'm sure they'll pull it off.",Sounds like it's going to be a fucking disaster. +"Probably if a jail sentence is on the table, but you'd get better service from one you hire. I'm sure there is someone like the ticket clinic near you. It's usually a fairly popular sector among lawyers. Ianal.",Ok thank you! +"You think Trump alone will destroy the entire technology sector for 15 years in the United States? Like that's it, I guess no more Tesla, no more cancer medicine, OH WELL. Nah, people are jittery and looking at short-term returns for boomers who are already collecting. I'm in it for the next 20 years, so I'll get mine now.",20 years - that is far thinking. +"Yeah, but it's still an original show in that Netflix made it in-house and a fantastic one and it started Netflix off on a high note with original programming.",Absolutely I agree with you - I'm just being reddit-style extra pedantic. +"Bow appearance So i turned my archer in a bard finally after grinding levequests and dungeons. I noticed there aren't any cool looking bows till lvl50, is there anyway you can get a cool looking bow early on? Someone on youtube told me you could buy a bow appearance on FFXIV's website but i can't find it anywhere. Thanks in advance.","There actually are some pretty nice bows that are under lvl 50, they're just not found on the MB." +Blows my mind about Benzene having some positives. I work in the evil fossil fuel industry and we all think of benzene as a stone cold killer. TIL.,"And the cool part is that, if there's a spill, it will end up in the groundwater." +Alternatively you can get it for the same price at Microsoft Store,Not ps4 +"There are actually lots of unwritten rules in baseball. If a pitcher intentionally hits a batter from your team, for instance, it's expected that your pitcher will do the same to one of theirs (this can often result in a fight). When a rookie gets their first ever major league hit, the ball is ALWAYS collected and given to them. If a pitcher gets injured and has to be replaced, the relieving pitcher is always given unlimited time by the other team to warm up. They'll just stand around and wait as long as it takes. There are many more rules like that.","Sorry," +"For 2017 you can use vintage calendars from 2006, 1995, 1989, 1978, 1967, 1961, 1950, 1939, 1933, and 1922.",For 2017 you can use a phone or a computer because it's 2017. +"so you're saying I could get a really swole guy who could throw that distance easily, get him to practice it for 6 hours a day, and he'd be the best basketball player ever. Why has nobody done this yet?",Clearly you have never played basketball +Pity I would love to have ewoks. So close and yet so far,So would I +"ALL WE DO IS WIN FOLKS, LEMME TELL YA",He doesn't push either and still wins. +Imagine being 13 years old and being deported to a place youve never been before.,"Not only that, being forced into one your not even a citizen of" +Yeesh. Leave it to a Foxboro Floozy to cling like a mollusk to anything that could remotely resemble exoneration of the underhanded bullshit his team has pulled for the entirety of Belicheat's career.,Remember that time Belichick tripped a player on the field? +Some of the most controversial proposals Donald Trump made during the campaign have been removed from his website,The post election pivot +Now how the hell do you explain this? Lmao,Its a good thing you had a vulture to watch your back and kill him! +Scarlet normally has boobs? o.O,Yeah ya just can't see them under the jacket. +"Oh well I guess it's okay then. Seriously, what does that have to do with this incident? Violence against anybody for such reasons is wrong no matter how you spin it. Statements like this only make it seem like we live in a tit for tat nation... yeah this happened but this ALSO happened so there. You can't validate a hate crime by citing another hate crime.",But you can shift the narrative that is so clearly present on this site from all Trump supporters are violent and America is fucked to both sides have terrible people among their supporters +Thats bullshit. Whether they commit a crime or not they are still human beings they have needs wants and desires. If they are making a company profits they should be entitled to a wage that helps them afford the cost of living. It's not like they are given EVERYTHING for free. They have no quality of life at all.,Seems fair considering they were responsible for getting themselves in there in the first place +"Shut up, Tidus! Your dad's a giant insect!",[ x] rekt [ ] not rekt +Most of the Wii U owners watched it twice.,"So, 40 more views?" +"What's the conundrum? Russia says this is my mess to clean up and the U.S. says naw, let us help, and Russia is like naw, you guys will ask for something in return, so we got this, y'all go ahead and handle things once we've installed some dudes who are like 'yay Russia', and y'all can maybe make a deal with Iran to get some inroads built and we'll be all 'yo, Israel, chill, they backed off in Syria so stop being such wannabe big boys and play nice'. That's pretty much it, right?",Wat. +"This isn't an MLA paper man, put in the time like the rest of us and take the time to read what is likely the most important political revelation to happen in the last, and possibly the next 100 years.",CNN SAID IT WAS ILLEGAL! +Manveer thinks that there's too many white people in Portland? (via Allen Harris),"Dude is a walking projector, he couldn't get more racist if he tried." +Same thing happened to me. I lost 10 levels and 10 fully upgraded guns. IW decided to make it so when you crash you loose everything,It's to stop rage quitters but it doesn't account for lagging out/dashboarding :( +"If i will have money i will buy Final Fantasy XIV, but i don't like subscription based system. Always when i had active subscription i was stressed that i have to play, because my money is wasting. When i'm playing f2p or b2p i don't care, because i can play whenever i want. I need fantasy mmorpg, so EVE and Warframe isn't an option. I just prefer fantasy mmorpgs.",FFXIV is 50% off at Amazon today. +"Yup. Even buttholes are uniquely different, just like fingerprints.",Which poor biologist had to do that experiment? +"I still dont understand? Counting up his total points, he has 47 no?","He got a score of -3 for that section so on top of the five points he didn't get, he ended up losing an additional 3 points for a total of 8 points lost" +"I'd like to see a version of this where it compares different Oakland hoods, along with apartments in Richmond, Antioch, and Concord.",Sounds like a project you might enjoy. +"Yeah basically. One thing that made Trunks unique was that he fought with a sword, not his fists like everybody else. They should have built on that idea, give him a super-powerful sword. Now it seems he's just going to pummel Black into the ground. 'SSJ Sword' would be awesome.",Being from the future was pretty unique. +"Wizards of the Coast is a business, everything they do is a cash grab. I really don't see your point here. No shit Wizards is trying to get people to buy more stuff, it's what businesses do.",I am a business owner and i don't like making money +solid,For you +"there isn't even enough time in a week to test all those changes, let alone implement them.",How much testing is required for bolt on decorations? +Russia and Syria have publicly announced wanting peace with US. DOW is at record level. Canada announces they are willing to renegotiate NAFTA with the US. It's only been two days. MAGA,But but but the world was supposed to be falling apart! +"I'm that person. Don't talk to me before I've had my coffee. It's not about the coffee, its about the routine. Wake up, grab coffee, go to bathroom and drink coffee while pooping. I don't want to talk to you because I need to poop.","Pooping while drinking coffee seems really unhealthy... But I'm not a doctor so fuck it, you have fun" +"Randal Cobb ROS value Is Randall Cobb a prime breakout candidate given Aaron Rogers recent emergence? Is he a total loser? Is he droppable? If you are a Randall Cobb owner, what would you do with him?","I'm giving him one more week (only because ARob's on bye and I might have to start him), but if he underperforms yet again, I'm jumping ship, I'm not gonna waste a bench spot on a WR who's gonna continue posting mediocre numbers for an entire year." +Name your favorite 84 and lower offensive players.,Franklin Gutierrez +"I'm just disappointed that we didn't get another Frightfur fusion monster, probably will be Sora's last duel of the series. Well there is always manga.","we got an okay trap card, if they change the activation requirements a bit that is" +Delta P: Why jobs like underwater welding are so dangerous.,Those poor crabs... +Got any chips for that salt?,"Usually I would, but since brexiters crashed the economy is become a bit hard to afford the luxury." +I can't picture myself voting Dem this year after all the corruption. Clinton is too embroiled in it all.,Can't in good conscience cast a vote for either of those scummy blond criminals. +306 to 232 bruh Landslide.,"62.8m to 61.5m That's not a landslide, bruh" +The movie is called 'Sarafina' and it stars Whoopi Goldberg. The film is based on a musical.,Solved! +Unfortunately some men pose as lesbians :( (I doubt that a trans woman would have username with 'Thomas' and 'sex' in it),"What if their name is thomasex, like Ex-Thomas because that's what they used to be called?" +"Entirely possible, but some of my friends claim to have done that",If remember correctly on election day articles from Mediaite and the sort claiming that 15k people voted for Harambe but it was later pointed out that it was not true but im not sure if the claim was not true or the number of people who did was wrong. +I'm surprised how many don't get this ... in r/gaming. The combined number of sold Sims games within the franchise is pretty close to 200 million. It's pretty iconic.,I don't even play the game and I get it. +is that on overpens or citadels? ;o),Its the same sound pubbies make when they die! +a glazed donut brisket sandwich,Just before your threesome with Beyonce and Jennifer Lawrence? +Let us pray for the brave men and women fighting in the War on Christmas,Ramen? +Luna VS Scania,This is probably why the maintenance had to be extended. +If Dwayne Johnson ever wrote an autobiography he should format it like a text book and title it Geology.,The pages are sold in small ziplock baggies? +"Duped into voting against their own economic interests once again. I have to admit, Trump did a bang up job though. He's quite the con.",Didn't you know it was that patronizing tone that angered non-college white males into voting for him. +Yup. Which is why he terrifies me. His views on treatments regarding homosexuals are straight out of the mid 1900's. I wish he would have gotten more attention during the election.,We should call start calling him Mike shock 'em til they're straight Pence. +Ali's hair is truly tragic,I think she looks lovely! +Who/where are you people with all the Snorlax?? I am level 29 and have traveled to three continents - never seen one. Not even a Lapras. :|,"When I find them, they are in the suburbs (in the US)" +As someone on adderal what's wrong with drugs? They were a life saver for my grades.,My second favorite drug. +"Thanks for commenting. The downvotes your musings inevitably bring, also bring upvotes for me.",Who cares about internet points? +"That was a while ago, and not directly related to the cops hosing people down in hypothermia weather last night","If it is the same bridge, and police were attempting to keep people off of a structurally unsound bridge, it is directly related." +"So, what would you do for a Klondike bar?",You know that this has been posted many times here. +"What band did you discover because you heard a song of theirs in a commercial, tv show, or movie trailer? I remember hearing Flathead by The Fratellis in an old Ipod commercial and loving it, then I checked out all of their stuff.",Bullet for my Valentine from Burnout Revenge Also Steven Reich's Proverb in an episode of Grey's Anatomy +You can't buy happiness but you can buy a acer predator x34 and a gtx 1080 and that's pretty much the same thing as pure happiness,Pretty much. +"I'm sorry to tell you that this subreddit is more dead every day just like what happens in the app itself. Anyways, welcome!","But...but, what about that Beme holiday party he threw last year?" +OP really made like a tree.,OP needs make like a tree and get out of here. +Your extra capital causes Google to make different decisions and eventually get bought out by altavista for less than you paid.,Darkest timeline +Bicep curls.,Only in the ~~squat~~ *curl* rack. +A spray can of deodorant does damage and isn't illegal.,"Yeah sure, freshen that asshole up OP" +Or Kragholtz,Or fuckface-why-are-you-not-using-those-timeouts-we-have-plenty-of-time-to-score-on-louisville-damn-we-lost-again-why +The pro life party everyone.,We have the right to life until we're borj and then we're on our own! +"Even though she's said some really deplorable things in the past, I actually feel sorry for her because of how rabidly her fellow TERFs turned on her for showing even an ounce of humanity.",Poor woman :( +Man shitting on Trump for boasting gets his ass handed to him masterfully by a girl,"She also said: Literally stuck his hands down my pants at a bar while I told him to stop, then told our friends he had 'fingerbanged me'" +For all we know it was one of his supporters trying to sway the race.,"Ya that's true, and I could totally see that, but even so going at it from the angle of violence is never the answer even against protesters puts this back on Trump." +"This girl comes up to me and she said, 'Do you hate Mexicans?' and I was like, 'no,' and she said, 'You support Trump. You hate Mexicans.' Eeesh, I am Mexican and voted for Trump.","I'd tell you to kill yourself, but you were planning to already!" +"( break from my actual posts of mystery). I said yesterday I love you guys, and I still hold that true. Why? Because, you dudes are fun... and you are real people about my age having similar issues and what not. Overall you seem to be ok with just beibng life and things and tha tmakes this place fun ... and speical.","He's drunk again, folks!" +Any idea what the latest hot-fix was ? 11/11,Maybe they fixed some PC issues? +"Guys of Reddit, what's something that OTHER GUYS do that you find difficult to understand?",locker room talk oh god maybe its just highschool but holyshit some of the things said are downright disgusting +Maybe he's just a normal human wanting a style change.,No way clearly it's for a new Cancer music video and probably a new album too +No Sympathy Allowed,"If you're not a white victim of black crime, you don't get to decide how fearful whites are of black people, no matter how extreme or out of proportion that fear is!" +"Football is finally back As you might have heard the NFL season kicks off tonight and I'm excited to finally be watching some meaningful games to be played. It's also a fantastic time to play MUT, funky new cards being released on a regular basis, hopefully some coin-ups, regular new solos and so on. It's all coming together now. So to kick the season off in style I'll be giving away 30k on XB1. Giveaway is open to everyone that doesn't have a negative tag on my RES, has an account that is at least 3 months old and doesn't just hang around for giveaways. To enter just write down who you think will win between the Broncos and the Panthers tonight and a number between 1-100. Entries have to be submitted before kickoff tonight, no edits and if someone else picks the same team and the same number as you did it'll be first come, first serve. Winnings will be paid out tomorrow at the earliest. Hope you're all having a great day and let's hope for a season of fantastic Football.",Panthers going to win 20-10. +Whats Britains best bomb load?,14x1000lb on the Lancaster +"One of the most stunning places in the world, Milford Sound, New Zealand","OK, Too monochromatic." +I'm loving the salt in this thread. So petty. Bask in it,Not seeing much +"Try going to a bank or post office . cash deficit hordes of Zombie will all you see. If making a phone call can solve everything; I would be dancing, not drenched in anger and agitation.","making a phone call can inform them of their options.currently,they as foreigners have fewer remedies than ordinary people.and at least the cash deficit hordes are native zombies and can have or make local bank accounts" +If you're traveling 1st or 2nd class there's usually a western style toilet in the compartment that is relatively clean. Sometimes there's even toilet paper!,"not always.but i think the stations are a safe bet,especially if it's a paid toilet like Sulabh" +"This is NOT CARBON FIBER PRINTING! This is xy layer strength (not z) FRP printing (fiber reinforced plastic) this is traditional FDM that has a separate head that can put filiment where you need it for extra strength when you need it. It makes FANTASTIC parts. They impact resistent and pretty darn strong if you design them correctly, but still cannot be reinforced in the Z direction. The only printers I currently know of that have significant Z strength (compared to x,y) are printers that used curing resins that get set to 'green state' in build and post cured to final properties (like the carbon3D printer. not to be confused with this markforged) source: work with these things. have a fortus 400mc, objet30 pro, markforged printer is inbound, have a formlabs form 2, delta printer, fortus 600mc, and working on a few printing projects with universities on new technologies. Most of the parts I print are functional end-use parts or tooling/jigs.",How do it's properties compare to ABS or ultem? +A unified approach to grown structures,Looks like coral or something. +Here's a tip: stop telling everyone who disagrees with you that they're racist and sexist Nazis who will hopefully go extinct soon.,"Yeah, Van Jones saying that this was a white-lash because we elected a Black President isn't helping his case here." +"Black Lives Matter protester standing in street at nighttime gets hit by car, other protestors then try to surround and attack car, driver tries to get away, they shoot at the driver, nearby cops want nothing to do with it",Protesters are no longer protesters if they are armed. +Hillary and Trump are the same Oh you're in for a wild ride,They've all suddenly gone so quiet +Do you believe in a master race? Do you believe in a race supreme and superior above all?,The Jews The Jews are the master race It's so obvious +Ew no,"I'm sorry man, I know it doesn't make sense that your strength affects how you use heavy weapons." +how would humans on earth have any way to relate that distance either??? you should have offered us some other way of perceiving it,"if you tried to walk 4 light years, it would take you around 900 million years to get there." +I love reddit,I love you +"Cool, what do you think about Tamme and Brate especially with Vincent on IR.","Think Pitta will end up being the most productive out of all of them, but probably Brate next" +Make her take the MBTI until she properly comes out as intp,Congrats on your ability to type people based on a short description of a problem they're dealing with in their relationship. +I respect your opinion.,Username relevance at an all time high. +wait they show csgo on real tv and not espn the ocho,"I don't know who would watch it, but yeah" +"Agh. Well, for next time.","Yep, can't wait to cut my nano sim into a pico sim" +What will you do to the jerk who invented open floor plans for the office?,"Nothing, I love that I can chat with people and I'm not stuck in a claustrophobic-ass cubicle all day and if I want to be left alone I just put my headphones on" +"If life had an achievement system, apart from the usual milestones get married, have kids, what would be some interesting side achievements to unlock?",Gotta catch em all- get every STD +the funny thing is that i think fnatic are stronger than godsent,Buthurt Fnatic fanboy alert... watch out! +"PSA: The title doesnt do it justice, this is one you spend the time reading folks.",You da real MVP. +If this is true they need to tell sales reps and list a disclaimer online! Why would the premium upgraded be more on the 90d but cheeper on the 75 ? If the white can't be configured with ventilation seats it should be cheeper than the Black and Tan....,Supply/demand +This is will only serve to help the conservative movement.,~~conservative~~ fascist +Tweet your Story/Character Questions to #AskDevLucien to get answers from #WatchDogs2 Scriptwriter Lucien Soulban,"Oh god, not another Next Week Q&A. Oh well, would be nice to hear more about the story and characters, as much as they can talk about before release (or within what their PR plans allow them to reveal)" +"Overclocked (SC,FTW, etc) gpus aren't available for step up, only reference cards. That being said, a reference 1080 wouldn't have the ACX cooler, so it wouldn't be affected by this issue if you did decide to step up.",The ACX 3.0 is available for step up and it's basically a SC that hasn't been overclocked in the factory. +"The thing to understand is that the best competitors in the world have this mentality. It's part of what makes them the best. Michael Jordan, Wayne Gretzky, Patrick Roy, the list goes on. If you want to be the best, you have to believe you are the best.","I don't remember any of those guys, what race did they play?" +Did you say anything during the democratic primary? Did you say anything after? Did you say anything when leak after leak showed the DNC working against Bernie? Did you say anything when leak after leak showed the MSM propping Hillary up? No? Then why are you speaking now?,Yea this person clearly sounds like they haven't been involved in politics until three days ago. +"he did build a wall for his scottish golf course, citing CC as the reason.","Oh, I feel better already..." +Muslims who don't pray are more dangerous than a 1000 Trumps,"Wow, I didn't know I have so much influence and power over the state of the religion!" +You honestly expect the average person to not forget their singularly important password? Or to not it write it down somewhere?,That's why you have them print it out and stick it somewhere safe - like under their keyboard! +"Too bad people on the left in this country actually buy into this nonsensical shit. Even if it takes a hoax to show its existence they'll still say I know it exists, yet somehow they're unable to find even a remotely similar, true example of that same incident happening elsewhere.","You wake up tmmrw and everybody has right wing ideology, Americas a better place?" +"Climate change may be escalating so fast it could be 'game over', scientists warn","Quit lying to us, China" +"Nah, people value intangible things like video games or movies all the time. It's more that for every app that costs $1, there are probably 100 free ones, and there's no guarantee the $1 is actually better. So you've overpaid by $1 for the app, but I don't see where I can get free guacamole.",Mexico? +3D Map Room found in Gek observatory behind Atlas Pass door,Wow sooooo interesting +Pamphlet handed out at protest.,Totally grassroots +"Does anyone struggle? Honest question, does anyone struggle with their choice to burn the bridge and go their own way? Personally I do not because due to have towering dreams to fulfill and really, I do not see myself holding enough trust in a woman to sire children, despite the occasional urge.",If I 'struggle' I just have to look at my bank balance and say would i be more happy with 50% less money and a woman that nags me 24/7 who also spends all my money. +A Lesson for India in a Fog So Thick It Could Kill a Cow,Either NY Times indulges in region specific clickbaits or are some serious Gaurakshaks +Lil' Brown.,Nice prices but doesn't look like they ship overseas +Biggest difference I've seen is that once you've played 30 hours of Factorio you can still probably fix your build so that it can make it to the *end* of the game.,"The truth, it burns." +"Small victory on anniversary night! Not nearly as bad as what other people go through here, but a small story from my SO's mom. A week ago, she did the typical MIL we're picking you up for dinner tonight text at 1pm, despite neither of us knowing about said dinner plans. Instead of fighting her on it, I just told my SO that I'm fine going as long as they pay for it because I'm cheap. When we were talking about hair and style over our burritos, she asked me to take off my glasses. Cool! I thought She wants to see if contacts suit me better! Nope. As soon as I took them off she started laughing and was like OH THANK GOD I thought you had a unibrow! Thank god you don't! I really didn't know what to say - that's not something people *say* in public, so I didn't know how to respond. I ended up just saying yeah, I don't have one and putting my glasses back on and trying to figure out why that made me feel so weird. I ended up calling my mom and talking about it, and she was upset that SO didn't do anything at the time. I assured her it was just because he was ignoring his mom to look at the ceiling, but I did bring it up to him after the call asking what he thought about it. He assured me he thought it was super rude too, but didn't know what to say in the situation (which happens, no fault to him from me). Well, she called tonight and disrupted our anniversary plans of watching Netflix and ordering take-out. As soon as he answered the phone, the first thing my SO said was you need to apologize to fruple about what you said at dinner last week. And then the next few minutes were just him repeating No, that was rude, you need to apologize. Great way to start our evening - having him stand up for me without me saying anything :)",Oh my god Karen you can't just TELL people you thought they had a unibrow! +"What product, when bought, means you're now an adult?",When you buy a pregnancy test. +Isn't VAC acronym for Valve Anti-Cheat?,TIL Snapchat is actually Valve +"I am all for an Aussie server, but in order to make it economically viable I suggest deca remove several realms from underactive servers.","Inactive servers only have one realm at a time, and I've never seen more than three realms in a super full server these days" +Did.,Again. +But it's in Alaska...and it means a lot to the people who live here.,Yeah but what about all of the citizens in Ohio that have *such* an attachment to the McKinley name? +THIS ISN'T WHAT POPS UP WHEN YOU SEARCH THE MOST POWERFUL MAN IN THE WORLD BUT IT FUCKING SHOULD BE. THE MOST POWERFUL MAN IN THE WORLD.,But he's still just President-elect +"What wild card, if reintroduced to standard, would have the biggest effect on the meta?","Unstable Ghould, Pirate Warrior coins Berserker and wins the game." +"Holy poop what a douchecanoe. I'll bet he thinks he's some kind of sex god, too. My worst partners have thought they were phenomenal, and my best partners really haven't ever brought up their talents.",Yepppp this is exactly my experience +"Is that more on the milk chocolate side, or dark chocolate?",Which one do you like most? +"Do you regenerate National Unity after being nuked? So the AI just nuked me and I am down to 10% base national unity. Will it regenerate over time, or if the war ends in my favor?",I think it regenerates when you sign the pace treatry but I could be wrong. +This is hilarious. You guys are oversensitive assholes. Who else does that sound like?,"I was about to say something similar, but you got there before me." +"As in, this guy wanted you to put up stuff for trade, accept it, and then move away from the trade screen while he did the rest? If that ever works, I'll be dumbfounded.","I still don't understand what's going on, but in this case it's a good thing, right?" +Snow is a beautiful game but also defies physics,This isn't footage from the winter Olympics? +"Meet Darius the 50 pound, 4 foot 4 inches the world's biggest bunny",why is this in WTF that breed regularly gets to 40+ lbs +ENTJs and Empathy,What is empathy? +"It's true, though. Trump was a test of intelligence that the US just failed and now we all get to sit and watch what happens.",Yay let's bring more politics into this sub +Thats not it. He can't dance.,That's kind of an invisible touch-y issue. +Fuuuuck I got tickets for this for my dad as an early Christmas present :((((( now he can't come,Hi it's me dad +^ Stop spacebaring!,i would but the promo forces me to get keys fast +Best Sticker Combo for Awp Pink Ddpat? something that isn't expensive as a crownfoil thx,4 unicorns holos. +I like how a guy who only makes cars for the super rich is being touted as some sort of national savior.,I DON'T like how the man-child that IS super rich is being touted by his working-class supporters as some kind of national savior... +"He hurt him, Joe!!",JUST LIKE THAT! +WWIII is bad no matter what Hillary and Obama say,And now we have a chance to be a part of the Axis instead of the Allies! +"Lucio should have some cool beats when he gets a kill or goes on fire. We hear he's an awesome musician and we break it down, so why can't we hear the beat drop?",dududu? +Videocards may bring more joy by doing massive physics instead of graphics in games,r/GamePhysics +"Rather than the enemy you hate the most, what enemy do you like the most? Pin.",Green Bloat ;) +*Krampi,*Krampussies +Who can beat GGG at middleweight. This has probably been done to death (I'm new here so I don't know) Not mayweather because he is a retired welterweight and not Andre ward because he is a super middleweight boxing at light heavy weight. Is there a middleweight on the planet right now who gives the guy problems? The only people I recall calling him out was Lara in the not so distant past and now Karl froch is piping up now he's safely in retirement (IMO) So does GGG unify the division or does he get body swerved until he dies of old age? Thoughts?,Sulecki +"If lightbulbs are ideas, what other household items represent thoughts or emotions?",Power outage= death +"I can guarantee you that Massa didn't make this, but his PR people.",You don't think a F1 driver spent all night in Photoshop working on this? +"I mean, if Yasuo was his best champ then why was he feeding? People are bad at Yasuo. The only people who are good at him are people in high elo and smurfs. Every single one I see in low elo goes 1:1 on every kill or worse.","Can confirm, people in high ELO also suck at him." +I'd like to buy the world a Coke.,So you're going to pay out of your own pocket to ensure that the world's population has equal access to foodstuffs? +You're a monster. Whenever that's happened to me I just figured there were pickles on it and they just picked them off before serving. Pickles are some invasive motherfuckers,I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you! +Now this is just embarrassing. Why don't we just accept that our country just doesn't have the capability to hit back without incurring severe losses? Maybe an honest approach with the citizens of our country will remove all confusions & expectations that will never be met.,"We won't accept truth , we will down-vote you" +carbon tax =/= wealth redistribution cap and trade =/= wealth redistribution,Green Climate Fund. +Is it bad that I actually WANT that?,"I'd like to thank my sponsor, myself, because without me I would need a superpac like crooked Hillary - Donald Trump possibly" +I was so so so close to giving away my tickets to Felix Hernandezs perfect game because I didn't feel like ruining my mood for the day haha,Good thing you didn't then. +Kimi Raikkonen has described Formula 1 backmarkers as crazy after struggling to clear traffic during the Japanese Grand Prix.,You shall not pass H11s Racing . +"Despite the incredibly unlucky final goal, I think that was arguably one of the most fun games this season so far. Maroon and McDavid are lethal together. I know Lucic is making the big money, and he's the big name so he's gonna be on McDavid's wing, but if the last couple of games haven't proved just how good Maroon is, then I don't know what will. (I'm also a little biased towards the Big Rig, so feel free to let me know if I'm giving him too much credit.) Speaking of, Lucic really looked off last night. We all know that he's a hell of a hockey player, so I'm hoping this is a fluke and not a sign of things to come. We don't need him making the defensive mistakes that he made last night for the next , what, six years at his cap hit. We blew a 3-1, but Pitt is also one of the most dangerous teams in the league. Like I said last night, just to have been able to actively compete with them at the level we did shows that this team is making significant progress and finally turning the corner. Onto Dallas. GOILERS.",DONT TELL ME PATRICK MAROON IS A GOOD PLAYER! +I bought a 4 colour commander deck... i guess they spent too much on the 4 colours,are we not talking about how two of those creatures have no P/T listed? +"Dungeon room, a few enemies, main character, and HUD for my Zelda-esque game, Xander. Really happy with how it turned out, but criticism is always appreciated.",It seems like a cross between Zelda and Crystalis ...very nice! +"Adventurer squadrons- what's the point? I've looked EVERYWHERE, and can find no mention of the rewards for bothering with such a system. Special loot? EXP? Gil? Why should I go to the effort of making a squadron? Many thanks, friends!",Required to rank up in GC which WILL be a requirement for future content most likely since rank is now for a lot of things +"Found in bed mostly, bites can someone id this?","If that's the only one you saw, just shake your sheets out, you should be fine." +"I got the brace and tube for $50 total from primary arms a few weeks ago, so they have been cheaper, not sure about the whole kit though.","If I'm remembering correctly, that kit came with an unbranded buffer tube - not the KAK tube?" +"I see nothing that says Enfield due to having no mag, the incorrect stock, and no rear rear peep sight...actually don't see any rear sight on the barrel or receiver at all. Mostly resembles a drawing of the 03 while using a blury photo as reference.","No no, its a Ross rifle guys!" +I don't trust people with graph paper... They're always plotting something.,You better beware of people with Excel and MATLAB +nice quality steelseries rival300 rubergrip. 10/10,please never upload on skydrive ever again +Were they all instructed to say the same thing?,"Hillary Clinton must have a lot of power, she's been doing work over time this whole campaign season." +I think the meme has run its course.,Its so meme-able that this rando from Chicago probably doesnt even know its now a meme. +What's the point?,Waiting? +That's tough. They're both equally terrible.,Why is Kaine so bad? +"I sincerely hope we don't get this way.. So, I was hanging out with a friend of mine and she gets a text from a friend who lives Stateside. He was called in for a meeting at his kid's school due to apparent child abuse. Teacher, social worker, etc. Apparently, he taught his son to hunt and fish; when the school learned of this, they cited teaching children impractical skills and causing unnecessary abuse to child mental well being as the reason. Has anyone heard of or experienced this heresy?!",Yea this didn't happen. +I love how everyone downvotes you because you didn't know about a ps2 game,"I love how I'm well aware of it and enjoyed the game, but still get downvoted." +"Haha, I love fish tacos the food and I always get so embarrassed when I order them... Especially when it's fish taco day in the cafeteria at work and I have to ask the cute butch who works in the kitchen for a fish taco... Either I need to grow up or fish tacos need a new name!",I love how you had to specify fish tacos the food haha. +You can go into the files and theme them yourself haha But still try to email the development if you want the authentic touch :),"I could, but I don't know photoshop and I didn't pay for a theme to theme some icons myself.." +<3,Welcome to the BONE ZONE +"She doesnt. She knows its impossible, but she also isnt going to just stand on a stage and say nothing.","Her support for the rebels, no matter how islamist, should be a worry to all - just to depose Assad and counter Putin." +"Germany Considers Fining Facebook $522,000 Per Fake News Item",The only thing Facebook has to do is not present it like a news article. +"This isn't a supermarket -- it's a crowd funded company that is breaking yet another promise. For me, they shouldn't give existing owners compensation, they should just stop screwing them over.","And everyone who isn't frothing with rage over it has been drinking the Kool-Aid, amirite?" +King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard - Rattlesnake,"TIL they have new music out, never knew i'd find this out through this subreddit hahaha" +Harambe,It is known. +out of 10 cosplays on reddit 5 are jinx 2 ahri 2 nids and one random shit like cho gath or a kid as teemo i want to see something new...,Dude we got 2 Leonas also 2 ashes at one point what do u want +Fantastic Transformation.,That is one hairy armpit... +"This one always gets me really bad. As a young man, upon finding out that he was the mission, he clearly didn't feel like he was worthy of the sacrifices Tom Hanks' team made to find him and get him home. Knowing that men laid down their lives so he could go home clearly impacted him. And then having Tom Hanks hit him with the earn this line. Damn. I'm sure he spent every minute of his life trying to earn it as best he could. Then seeing the tombstone of the man who saved his life wondering if you did well enough to earn not just one but several people paying the ultimate price for you. Maybe I overthink it but that line is one of the most impactful in any movie for me.",I like to think I'm not a very emotional person...but damnit if I didn't have to wipe away a few there. +"Meanwhile, Killary's actions have actually led to the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people.","It's not the two covert wars and the massive arms shipments you need to worry about, it's AGW that's going to kill us all." +"Blizzard r bad at managing game, they are only good at doing games","Yeah, they are so bad at managing games, just look at WoW and Hearthstone, completely awful" +Pretty sure they answered that. Its Magic,But GP's barrels don't cost mana +Repairing $30 000 Damaged GIANT Tire - Extreme Tire Repair Kit by REMA TIP TOP 14:07,"Very interesting, Guy should use some ear plugs though, those babies are for life." +My nosebleed looks like a sad Pepe blood toad,ackhmm..^*Raciest* +Fuck the DNC.,"Yeah, because literally none of this was being said during the election" +"I like guys who have that classic 50s style haircut. I don't even know what it's called. But like, mad men status? Im not usually attracted to long hair but sometimes it just fits a guy. Most guys wish I had long hair, but I feel short hair fits me better and I rock my Mohawk haha","A lot of times its called a Mad Men cut, or an Ivy League" +"I'm sorry, but you better read my original comment again ... fool.",French Canadian? +Former and new First Lady meeting.,"OMG she's not even wearing sleeves, how disrespectful!" +"well we are 30 something days out man, can we get a heads up as to what he believes now?","Great things, all the best things." +"Considering Warren Ellis, that means we'll probably be getting about six issues of The Wild Storm over that two year period.",Well he already has six done.. +Your flair hurts me,it was the washington bandwagon.... +"The Columbus Blue Jackets have extended their win streak to 10 games The power level of the Metro Division is over 10,000 right now",:) +"I'm trying to be open minded about Trump being president. Like it is what it is, however every time I read about an appointment or policy it's terrible. This is like a nightmare.",How are congressional term limits a bad thing? +Straw weight Ronda confirmed.,Motivated as well +Not if we build a wall!,New plan: We build two walls on each coast blocking the south and Midwest and we make them pay for it +"You're the one that's sobbing boyo. Looks like you have really only a few replies under your belt: cry, that's racist, fuck the liberal media, and you're a bigot. Please, explain to me what is racist about calling someone with a bad orange spray tan a Dorito? Being a Dorito isn't a race. It's a potato chip.",making fun of someone because of the color of their skin is racist boyo. +"Really, First Light, Adrenaline Rush and Shakkle? I mean... the scrap value of these cards is not even close to the other rewards... 50 Ore is half a keg, and a keg is 5 cards, with a minimum of one rare. 100 scraps is 3 common cards. 1 keg is 5 cards with a minimum of one rare. And in between each of these level you get one single card that everyone has and is worth nothing. With the rate levels take now, I think these cards should be change for something else. I'm pretty sure most players would prefer to get scraps or ores than this. Just my opinion though.",I'm more surprised by that lvl 22 Wyvern when compared to lvl 20 Decoy... +"Gonna keep posting this till we get it right as a fan base: Labanc, not Lebanc. He's American, not a gosh darn Frenchie",He only changed it after Trump announced he's ending the H1-B visa program +I don't get why it would increase recoil. The weight of the bayonet should serve as a improvised heavy barrel.,That makes too much sense +"As someone really informed on the situation, what's the problem? The pipe doesn't pass over any reservation lands to my knowledge so it's a bit confusing.","B-but but, native americans are protecting the enviroment!" +VS Episode 146: Jeremy VS Gavin,The excitement to film an episode of VS is palpable. +Well I learned one today- millennials seem to think that ANY and EVERY purchase they will make has a finite price on the tag. That means buying a car at full price and considering anyone who haggles to be an entitled ass. Supposedly it even carries over to craigslist purchases!,Oh no how dare someone pay the posted price for something +"Lions WR Marvin Jones (hamstring) and TE Eric Ebron (ankle), both listed as questionable, both are playing today vs. Chicago, per source",THIS GOD DON'T REST ON SUNDAY +"Of course, from the start, I said I would not mind if Adore or Alaska win and I was excited for Katya- but I'm still excited hoping for Alaska win.",I wish adore would've stayed and won I'm pulling for katya now! +Guess how a Canadian speaking english sounds.,I agree +Could somebody please recommend to me a good training schedule,"Wake up, play cs, eat, pee, play cs, poo, play cs, eat, play cs, sleep... repeat every day :D" +Sunday Town Hall Debate Live Thread! Let's get *ready to rum-baaaall.* Pre-game live thread starts... NOW!,"Bam, he immediately opens with a real tax loophole" +"Reposition 3, a feat that is either acrobatics or ghostly, and synergy with living beasts? Alright man, you got me. Im sold. The only thing else I would want her to have is fury 7 and maybe strangehold and i am full mast.","Don't get your hopes up, if she has Synergy she will probably be FURY 6 or less to balance her." +"You make a sound argument, Petter Coffins is now up 5 points.",What does the scouter say about his power level? +When are these supposed to come down? My neighbors and I are talking about cutting down the ones on our street by the end of the week if they aren't taken down by the people who put them up originally.,"They should stay up until we realize the goal of Vision Zero... or at least until u/WildWeasel78 reads the linked article, which does, in fact, answer this question" +Guy in my company walks around in his socks. At his desk? Socks. Gotta go to a meeting? Socks. Go to the lab to test some equipment? Socks. Luckily he puts his shoes on to go to the bathroom at least.,"I was expecting this to be my coworker, but, no, he doesn't even put on shoes to go to the bathroom." +"It's true. California is 69 times the size of Wyoming, but only has 18 times the electoral votes.","Which means 4 million CA votes is worth about 1 million WY votes, not 100,000." +"You know there's a radar, right?","obv, but if I'm 100% convinced that I just saw the last one a-ramp, why would I look at the radar?" +"On the other hand, hell yes.",To play devil's advocate... oh wait no that's a fucking stupid idea. +"Fucking sick of people man... I can't stand it anymore. Hey man can I hit that? Yo that bowl is fat, lemme get a rip. Dude you're definitely sober enough to drive us to grab some food. I'll pay you back I swear. I promise I won't leave trash in your car. Fucking bullshit. I spend all of my time, weed, and money on you assholes and never once have I heard or seen shit about your contributions. Fuck that man, moochers are selfish, terrible people, and I'm so sick of putting up with them. You 'aint my friends, y'all are just greedy bastards. Shitpost lvl 9000","If you never tell people no and you're never directly upset with them, they can't know it's bothering you." +Trump wants to make America great again just like how Putin wants to restore the Soviet Union by force,But I thought Hillary would start WW3? +Which will probably take the whole world with it. Every country had to go deep into their own pockets to safe the system. Maybe this is what he meant with drain the swamp. Make all banks go bankrupt.,well how else will we default and renegotiate our debt? +"I just meant that if you aren't confident, it may be because of something other than your strength, and if you don't address it, it may come back to bite you later. In that way you're fixing the symptom but not the cause.",yea but if you're not confident let's say you're ugly and lifting makes you confident your still ugly but you have your confidence back so it actually fixes the issue +"Book suggestions, familam? Anything that shits on the Wehrmacht/Engineering myths. Don't need a book that shits on Holocaust denial, I got that covered.","Rommel's war in Africa He really fucked up taking tobruk, german human waves" +"My 236,000 Renown gone?! I restarted so many times.",dude chill i thought the same thing when i bought the diamond skin and my 100k renown was gone ok +"The money will be literally the only positive. Been hypothesizing with mate in the same boat today, reckons if it happens we'd likely be promoted as a form of incentive. It's a considerable pay hike if he's right, like alone as much as I currently make a year.",Shit hard to pass up the coin man +WTF CSC236 MIDTERM ????? PROTEST OF UPGRADING OF MARK SCHEME !!!! IT IS NOT A FAIR EXAMINATION IF STUDENTS APPLYING FOR PROGRAM POST FOR COMPUTER SICIENCE .... WE ALL NEED GOOD AVERAGE FOR ACCEPTANCE AND NOW THEY DECIDE TO GIVE US HARD TEST DURING 50 MINTUE TIME ONLY. PLZ ASK AMIR TO GIVE BOOST ... THANK U ALL!,LUL +Katarina is a bad pick against ?? I couldn't find a good counter against her.,Malz syndra ziggs xerath pretty much any decently ranged high dmg mage +It'll be something exciting to capture everyone. Something we haven't had before. Something like a melee fighter. Maybe they will even have a leap attack.,scaboon +Sometimes cats can't be explained.,"Eh, I can't judge, I've done that with the TV remote." +He and Ellison would make a great team. Ellison can push the progressive movement. Dean can help with the 50 state strategy.,"Yeah, but establishment!" +Which base shape would fit the best for only DE protection i am having issues protecting it!,"Came here to comment crows, but they all beat me to it" +"am disgusted by san marino. no passion, no effort.",honestly if u knew that in the morning u would have to get up and go be a fireman or some shit would you bother trying against germany +"I had a day off work, but ended up working a lot anyway. I checked my uni results with a sense of dread and was surprised with a distinction. This calls for celebration beer.","Yes, well done!" +To those of you complaint about how hard it is to get ice wizards... I can get 50 in 20 minutes :),Delete. +"Long, Fuller, Callahan, Bush, Thompson all returned to practice today",It's happening... +"Progressives, why aren't you celebrating? This is the first woman to EVER run a successful presidential campaign: Kellyanne Conway",#SHES SEXIST +With the election still weeks away I imagine greater than 60% of people would rather spend the next three weeks high.,That's how I'm spending the next 4 years +About 15% more efficient and iPhone 7.,About 80% more efficient and iPhone 8. +Odd bug I've never encountered before,Mind control +TIL Paypal founder is gay,"See, gays can't do anything right." +I like beautiful women eating burgers in bikinis. I think it's very American. Presenting our new Secy. of Labor.,I'm sure all the Evangelicals who voted for Trump think the same way. +...Where did he get it?,Read the article... +Sun and Moon gets more hyper before release.,Never EVER forget the fact that Incineroar is literally fueled by hype +The stick guy wanted pizza and blue shirt guy said that's the only thing we don't have. Things got heated after that,Welp that was disturbing. +Choice between closing or doing DLC I think. The 600 million lawsuit about hiring a dev under a 5 year no compete contract and the 40 million settlement before the hearing on the injunction. This is a bad precedent though.,Why is there a lawsuit? +I think it's probably a lanyard,"ah that makes sense, I feel like it is a stock photo for something weird." +Not just Sanders supporters. The Trump is secretly throwing the election conspiracy theory has been around for awhile and isn't limited to that demographic.,I can second that. +LOL I love you.,Wow reddit Why the hate for all this love? +He can buy it by taking a small loan from his dad!,YEAH BUT IF HE GETS A LOAN FROM HIS DAD AND THEN TURNS REDDIT INTO A SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS THEN BARRON IS STILL BAD AT BUSINESS +Protein shake,He is just marking his territory. +"Derrick Rose already denounces triangle, wants to play pick-and-roll every time down",That's because Rose can't shoot for shit. +Sun and Moon Starter Choice,"I'm definitely going with Rowlet for my Sun playthrough, but I'm undecided for my Moon playthrough." +You were almost done with the comment by then.,"i only read the comment because my quick glance over spotted the word bumfuck and that was it, i had to know" +Error Loading Feed Maybe US only? Any Canucks able to watch it?,No luck in France either... But I hadn't let my hopes carry me away... ^(*cries deeply in a corner*) +Some of the streetwear art I made the past months.,idk about the supreme logo but those bred nmd's look sick +What is a myth you are tired of hearing?,That communism is evil. +coldzera dies to a molly bug,Is it possible the molly fell into the little space under the upper floor if you know what i mean +That is an election strategy. Nowhere does it say Instruct CNN to cover the orange maniac because he's good for ratings.,"Wow, you sure proved what a liar Aspielogic was..." +I want to try that fried fish bao thing.,You're right to want to try it. +"get your facts right. His first season was his best 3pt %, his second his worst and last season he improved his shot a lot after ASB. He even shot 3/4 in one game.","I meant first, when he took a lot of 3pt shots" +Wow! I didn't know bush camo works so well!,so p2w +Game Thread: Eric Lindros HOF Edition! Philadelphia Flyers @ Toronto Maple Laughs 11/11/16,That stick flip +HEY! Star Fox had a runway! So did Battlestar Galactica. Where is your science now?!,I always assumed space runways were some kind of magnetic acceleration device like a rail cannon. +Wetland arteries,Can anyone make this into a phone background? +I'm an Optic fan Envyus are the best,You're literally the aids of this subreddit. +Front mower and a loading wagon on the same tractor work well for a cheap grass solution.,That's what I've been doing.. It's pretty slow going though. +Would it kill for a female action character to have a little bombast? Get a good I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE! in there or something.,"No, but you see, for a female action character to be good at what she does, she has to completely abandon any sense of emotion or humanity" +"If I had a nickel for every time this issue was posted, I would be able to buy a mansion. There is an issue with year 3 class items not working with the quests. So rank up and select the chroma package and hope to get a class item.",If only we had a search function! +I find it hard to believe they were not doing digital recording.,Digital recording still wasn't ubiquitous at that time. +When your foundation matches the tiled wall behind you O.o,What a crazy coincidence! +"Think it meant shes got clothing on her feet and between her legs... Bra panties socks. She just said it like as if she was a boulder, and thats just how they talk.","The diction and complete lack of social awareness might be a turnoff, but damn, those boulders sure are concise.... PS: What's a boulder?" +"And there's a reason why young people tend not to go vote. So what is your point? They absolutely knew the conditions on the ground and failed to plan and strategist accordingly. Its a fail. And its a fail of the Democratic party, and yes... it is a fail of the people who didn't vote-- which, keep in mind *is like half of the eligible voters!!!* Get them off their asses first, then bitch to me about what Republicans have wrought and that Hillary lost because of *ID cards.*",I am disgusted for my countrymen that it was actually less than half. +im at 9/6/3/1.5 and im at 3400,im 6/4/1/0 at 5000 trophies look at me +You want bolt action rifles removed from a WW1 game? Ha.,Shotgun for everyone +You think Hillary is innocent in all of the past years of Bill's exploits? Haha. She is such a proponent of women's rights that she had threatened to kill anyone that made a claim against Bill.,"If that's the best you've got, you know you're going to lose." +Surging Impact pose stiff playoff test for Toronto FC,Title reads like one my erotic novels. +Are you questioning his sexual preferences!?!,Did you just assume the mod's gender? +The odds are only a bit better than all the air molecules in a room suddenly moving to one side.,"So, there's a chance?" +Why can I put out a fire with boiling hot water?,The fire simply becomes too hot and burns itself from existence. +What if tapping a player meant that the tapped player cannot block with any creatures or cast any spells?,"All permanents target player controls become tapped would be in flavour for Black, and appropriately costed, and achieve the effect that RoboRosewater seems to want." +"It's not a bad game, it's just not as good as a game of the same name from eleven years ago.","It's a solid 6.5, you just have to pay $100 to get the whole thing." +"Where would be the worst place, to unexpectedly have an orgasm?",Engineering meeting +"We have Duterte here. Running is useless, there is no escape.",Suicide then? +'Revenge porn' to be criminalised in response to NSW privacy inquiry,better post all ex's pics online now before the ban lol +"Desperately need advice for EC's! Alright so just to get right down to the point. I'm in the application process for Western Ivey AEO (one of the only highly competitive Canadian schools). I feel like I'm fucked and there's almost no way at this point to get in. My highschool grades should be fine but the problem is my extra-curriculars. For the application I need to write one essay each for 3 extra-curricular activities and I only have two right now that I feel I can write about. One is music, and one is a solo entrepreneurial venture (eCommerce). I have no idea what to write about for my last one. These three activities have to satisfy the following criteria: -There has to be someone who can reference the activity -Demonstrates leadership (huge) -Demonstrates elements such as teamwork, initiative, achievement, commitment, and breadth. -The essay is 300 words maximum, so it has to be an activity I can write a fair bit about. -Demonstrates how it's impacted me beyond the superficial means -Demonstrates how I have contributed to my community through the activity Also, I'm in my gap year right now (graduated highschool in June this year) and I have no way of actually joining a school club or starting anything as I'm obviously not in school anymore. I didn't really do any EC's in highschool and I regret that more and more nowadays. So I'm open to any ideas really. The due date for the application is January 11 too! :( PLEASE HALP tl:dr grades should be fine for school but dont have a viable EC to write an essay about, what do??",The choices are... Go cry in a corner Try to scour your mind for something you did that somewhat resembles leadership and beef it up Not recommended... but make something up and have a friend verify it. +y is it ironic tho,'Leni' face +"In Tesla's defense, that pigeon was hot as fuck.","In Seinfeld's defense.... Wait, no, I couldn't handle the downvotes." +"It was an orchestra, not freaking, comicon.","Unnecessary, fucking, commas." +Yes you will. If you read the description of the supply drops themselves you will see that rare drops have increased chances.,Yes but you get 3 times more weapons spending 30 keys for 3 commons +"Anybody else thinking about not playing next year? I love fantasy as much as the next football nut, even if I've only been in the game for a few years. But this game requires a ton of research, time, and more luck than anything to have a good understanding and a chance at the championship. Who's taken a break? Did you miss it? Was it worth it? Plans for next year?","If you take shits, you can do fantasy" +"Yeah, I should have seen that one coming. But hasn't Apple been using Foxconn since the beginning? And doesn't Apple spec out everything on the phones? But, with that being said, you wouldn't see Foxconn selling a phone that is a mirror image (sans buttons) being sold on the market as the iPhone.","Of which HTC phone is the Pixel an exact mirror image, sans buttons?" +Donald Trump sniffles return during second presidential debate,There's a million reasons to be against Trump but this is fucking stupid. +Apple Begins Shipping LG UltraFine 4K Displays,A welcome return to black plastic. +Damn white men.,"Africans, arabs, Asians, native Americans never did anything wrong ever in the history of the world they are absolutely perfect in every way only white people have ever, in all the time human beings have existed on the planet done anything bad" +"Russian weaponry. The incorrectly modeled sights, too orange wooden parts and kinda too fat.","Orange skins make the ranger weapons look much better, though." +To me looks like one of the splicers from Bioshock.,He sure does. +I think you meant nerfs in the beginning,"It did get nerfed severely early on, but after the introduction of Zap resetting ITs, Ice Spirit, and the new Graveyard spell... it's hard to say Inferno Tower still as strong as it was previously." +I feel bad that your liberal ass took the time to write this shit out,I love the way in murika people write with their asses. +"If she broke the law, why did the FBI clear her of any wrongdoing? Go away.",Because it is impossible to break the law and get away with it +European poll watchers report myriad flaws in U.S. elections,"In other words, rigged." +I thought you were talking about Blundell for a minute instead of Voorhees lmao.,"Super EE confirmed, we have to kill Blundell." +League of Legends REWIND 2016,No tyler1? +There was the tweet about only him knowing the finalists for cabinet positions. DUDE WHAT THE FUCK! Tell your minions who the sort list is so they can fucking vet them!,lmao +There are no such effects. yourbrainonporn is nothing more than a scam site with zero science. It should be dismissed at all times.,But Jesus says you'll go to hell if you fap +The blonde on the left is Sabrina Nichole. That's about all I know.,The right one's Snapchat is bshuzie but that's all I know. +"For now, yes. Recall obviously that this follows formal announcements by a range of officials who have made statements on record.","Sorry but I disagree, that is like the neighbors from my sisters coworkers heard something, trust me it's true." +PS4 Pro actually runs some titles at EVEN LOWER framerates than the normal PS4,"Still, not bad for 4k." +Rein with that huge hammer should be ashamed to deal the same damage as a dwarf with some Ikea tool. Needs more german power I guess.,i told you the size of the hammer doesn't matter +B-b-b-b-b-but Donnie said that Mexico was going to pay for the wall! You're saying he lied?,Now the plan is Mexico is going to reimburse us for the wall +By far my best catch in ~800hrs of playing this beautiful game,"Slower, you slut" +"What part of the story makes you pretty sure he committed a crime, Encyclopedia Brown?","Obviously the commenter's name referencing a hip hop gang, so he obviously committed the violent crime he mentioned" +Dave Chapelle,The amount of drunk party sex happening right now disagrees +_Gets robbed 2 h later_,No joke I've been knocking on wood all day and the thought of this has been lingering in my mind +I have to stick to sp and if I play something like r6 Seige I get ~160ms.,"well, there's enough SP games to enjoy actually." +I just bought the uwell d2and I am super happy with it. The flavour I'm getting from it is nothing short of amazing. I like the look of it. Also it's leak proof,"I had the crown 1 before I got into rdtas, it's an amazing thank for sure!" +Is there an English alternative to SPOTV? Really don't want to have to listen to LS.,"This has nothing to do with LS, but I know KeSPA has already apologized for a lot of the problems they've had technically" +How to treat your sleeping girlfriend,sorry your girl friend needs a razor fr that chin hair +"I'll get slammed for this, but, the anti-hate movement is showing an awful lot of hate now-a-days.",Intolerance of intolerance isn't hate. +your connection to their servers are bad then,That's bullshit because I can play Overwatch just fine. +"Is there anyway to adjust the screen brightness in safe mode? For the time being I am stuck in safe mode because my disk usage keeps running on 100% when I run IntelliJ and no solutions on the web (like disabling superfetch, windows search, notifications etc) solved it. But in safe mode IntelliJ runs very smoothly, however the screen brightness in safe mode is eating my eyes out! Is there anyway to adjust the screen brightness in safe mode?",Can't you just adjust the settings on the monitor itself? +"literally just made an account on here yesterday, this guy is a full on creep",I need to bleach my eyes after reading this +Yarde with the swinging arm...,hopefully he gets banned and we can see Roko +As a college student: is it Eastasia or Eurasia right now?,We were always at trade war with China. +What do you find unfair that society just seems to accept?,"Parents get special privileges at jobs by stint of being parents, and us non-parents are expected to take their places, like on holidays or weekends because we don't have kids." +"That's not as powerful of a message as benching someone. A small fine isn't going to stop Cam from not following club rules, being benched will","That's a fair opinion, I just don't think using a normal work place as a metaphor works." +I wish there was a fuck you emote for when I queue into shaman.,But... I play murloc shaman. +pretty sure it's non-binary phobia. subset of transphobia,Oh ffs. +Just imagine Inferno on Onward,Aztec though +How it feels to open Odyssey chests...,"Has Wards win wars in flair, complains about getting wards in Odyssey chest Kappa Keepo" +"One of the best parts about Trump winning the election was seeing the utter defeat, disbelief and bitch tears in the eyes of John Stewart, Seth Meyers, Trevor Noah and John Oliver lolol. Please, please keep crying bitches","Right, because caring about the future of your country is so lame." +great phone,Yeah +That doesn't concern me. this thread would attract a lot of sweater wearing squares.,"Last I checked, I was human shaped" +"LOL fuck that, leftists have lost the plot.",Psst...your bias is showing. +Why would it?,The actual African Union's headquarters are in Addis Ababa. +Is navi back or just liquid trash? :thinking:,Liquid trash atm +Why do you think the emails came from Russia?,Because the media that was colluding with the DNC said so! +The best thing about the republicans getting power again is that all of these bullshit lies they have been peddling to try and obstruct Obama and get democrats out of power are finally going to come home to roost. Now that they actually have to govern based on reality it's really going to be fun to watch the next 2 years.,"Except their constituents who voted them in don't care, don't understand, or will still blame it on Obama." +"While I was impressed with the power train and the performance, I thought it lacked quality on the interior. They certainly don't make them like they used to.",Like an E36 M3? +"Blizzard didn't think Muradins kit was complete enough as he didn't also have the best wave clear in the game, so they fixed that.",Thank God they chose to take away one of the few reasons you might want to pick Johanna over Muradin as a solo tank +...says someone using their carbon footprint to access a global communications network to read and post on Reddit.,So you can't point out the problem when you're part off it? +"Keep practicing. Don't be afraid to fill the page. Find robot art you like and think about why you like it. Find stock art for poses (if you want to keep drawing femmes, senshistock.deviantart.com) Draw draw draw. Draw like it's work.",Thanks for the support! +"Ouch, poor Toronto","How will they ever survive with Mitch Marner, Zach Hyman, William Nylander, Connor Brown, Nikita Soshnikov, Josh Leivo...simply poor quality RW depth." +"When we started dating my girlfriend claimed she wasnt creative enough for minecraft, 1 year later and she's built this town",All I could think of while looking at this was damn nice lighting +Need ideas for a home-office (room) that also doubles as a gaming room/man cave.,Just fill it with as many Eames Lounge chairs as you can fit in there. +The sources they use in the article are Judicial Watch and The Daily Caller. Are you serious?,"It's Breitbart, you expected better from them?" +Kessel traded to Wings,Goddamit i fell for it. +Snap! That's no good! What laptop are you running on? D:,Dell +"I've visited over 30 countries, all but three using my own money. It's not that hard to accomplish when you're flying there on private or government jets, getting chauffeured around, staying in 5 star hotels, and not paying for any of it.",Oh shit do you also negotiate with world leaders? +"John Denney would like a word. 37 years old, been with the dolphins since 2005. Survived the turnstile of coaches in the last 11 years.",Lp ladoucier has never had a bad snap in his career. +Loaded question. Why do all Californians beat their dogs?,What? +"UK and Midwest are open for claiming The United Kingdom and the Midwest are currently open for application claiming. As both countries are WP G20 claims, there will be a 24 hour period in which to submit claims, and then we will roll on the claimant.",Do I post my claim here? +"That's pretty extreme I add a little cream F Starcucks and their wifi, man bun bloggers and horrible music",Haha one of my buddies in our group text asked the other day what's up with all these man buns? +cut off their arms and legs,Can confirm this works. +What do you think will be the next fad in PCGaming after RGB lighting?,Stickers +Coach Thibodeau tells the media that Ricky Rubio is expected to be available to play tonight. He has missed the last 5 gms.,Thibs already running down his players +That makes a lot of sense. Thank you!,I'd prefer someone woke up the dude by just smackin him about though +"In 2016, what is something you are still using that is considered long outdated?",Apparently hotmail isn't the in thing anymore. +TIL Jerry Seinfeld bookended his 1st and last performances on Letterman by performing the same material in honor of Dave's 33 years in late night.,Like bookending George's poorly placed shirt button in his series. +When an overweight man 11 years older than you makes sure you know your place but has trouble making sentences.,What part of you will be notified did you not understand you dumb bitch? +"How do you even fill up a Presto card other than going to the website, depositing money electronically and then waiting 24 hours?","There are kiosks at some stations that let you refill instantly, but a lot of them have been broken lately." +More likely to find a Kebab shop though,Or to find a balti/indian restaurant. +A guy on r/customhearthstone is making a viable rogue weapon card every day until Blizzard releases a viable Rogue weapon. Check it out!,The word viable is used incorrectly to describe so many of those cards. +Wonder who was the MVP? Ah right it was me :P,Bugger +About my career or the almost dying?,I want both! +Divorce her,No. +"What one 'dream item' would you have in your house, if money was no object?",Greenhouse +Isn't honest reporting the first basic principle of journalism?,no +"They're called Roma, for the record.","No, they're called mobile minorities." +Fucking idiot drumf... she didnt use actual bleach on her email she used a website called bleachbit to... oh.... shit.... -MSM,4d checkmate +How the Public School System Crushes Souls,"Yes, and?" +"Bastard blocked the path, so I need to go around the undiscovered galaxy",Did you take a picture of your screen? +"I can't believe they didn't foresee this horrific problem. In all fairness, Gong wasn't born yet.",Gong works in mysterious ways! +Telling people how shitty they are is an excellent way of getting them to support and agree with you. Works every time.,"If only you could tell people how dumb, ignorant, and racist they are and that would make their vote count less than yours." +Question on getting my Restricted Radiotelephone Operators Permit I filled out the form and paid the fee however there is nothing stating how long it takes to receive the license. Also is there a way to get a temporary in the mean time?,under what circumstances do you have to do this? +"I asked my wife to send me some underwear pictures, this is what I got in return.",I love your wife's sense of humor. +"Kinda like all those shovel ready jobs obama promised, mexicans took all those I guess cause that's all I see doing those kinda jobs.","Right, because every Hispanic you must be an illegal, non of them are American citizens!" +Ariel says the arena is only 30% - this is out of sorts for a new city.,Says a lot about the quality of the fans +New BM Decal Hexed Offers Will ignore If I dont have an interest. (No hard feelings),biomass +As was this thread. Since it'll be removed in 2 minutes,aye lmao +"In the midst of the latest leaks, Bernie Sanders says: If this election has taught us anything, it's that the American people are sick and tired of the economic, political and media status quo.",Yet he endorsed Clinton? +Overwatch Genji,Sorry but that editing is awful +C L E M S O N I N G L E M S O N I N G,You wish +Not real. She's one of those Liberal false flag holograms.,Had to check post history to determine whether +The polls indicate that Clinton still has a Millennial problem when you compare her numbers to Obama's. The reason they go to surrogates as part of their outreach to Millennials is that their candidate has credibility and authenticity issues that are difficult to overcome.,If you call smearing an opponent that has not smeared her outreach we have a problem. +I miss suits on the sidelines,Track suits aren't the same? +The murder of millions of innocents? No.....,Imagine what else they took out if they could take out the most important thing +"Sure, and with technology as well, some human populations will adapt. The rest of the life on the planet, not so much. Some life will manage to persist, maybe even adapt as well, although the rate of change might make that difficult.",the animals in man's good graces will certainly have a leg up! +"Oh look another anti-Trump thread, what a shocker.",It's just how normal people react to deplorable things. +You know a movie is going to be bad when the studio says they expect to loose over 100 million bucks before the film comes out.,I saw the trailer few weeks ago and I thought this is from Asylum +Anon plays poker,And then the socialist turns over the Q-2 off-suit he folded because the liberal called your all-in... +"He said, with a post history that includes conspiracy, Russia, and pissing on anything not pro-Trump.","No fair, looking at comment history is *our* trick!" +S&P predicts hard Brexit and fresh downgrade for UK,experts ... who needs them anyway +"Did you have any issues installing the Collector's Edition? Mine came with two codes, but Steam is saying that neither is the code for the base game. Did I miss something?",Not sure on that since I bought the PS4 version. +Let's trade Mosgov+Deng+Calderon for AD lol,You forgot the +Louie Gohmert: Congress Will Find the Money to for Pay President-elect Trump Trump's Border Wall,Make Mexico pay for it! +You get some nice statues though.,"Yeah, easy SS farm :D" +"...and they're trying to correct that, by attempting to associate with power. They abandoned him because they thought he would lose. Trump doesn't forget those who betrayed him.",I heard Omarosa is in charge of the enemies list. +Pitapir,Phteven +"It doesn't mean that. It means that they'll have someone available to answer calls everyday of the year except one, but it won't be the same set of employees working all 364 of those days.","oops, dropped my" +Making a sandstorm,"You get an arm, you get an arm, everyone gets an arm!" +Can anyone beat Damian Maia?,Khabib? +The stadiums are built with your tax money,"Yeah, I know that..." +"They had a magical formula and were on the right track with the G2 , the plot has gradually been lost since then culminating with the half baked 'friends' idea ...","Am currently using it on CM 13, can confirm, is a good phone." +must be the ultimate troll for black people,"Wow, that's not racist at all" +I mean he kinda cool,He's got a great relationship with the Blacks tho +"the cities voted against him, you mean, right?","Indeed, oops!" +Trump appoints yet another white male to his administration.,So much for draining the swamp +But that moment when you've been playing for a week and have seen no one. And then you round the corner and some guy is standing there with a rifle. It will make your heart stop.,so true +I'm not a fan of my new name badge,I'd take full advantage until I got fired. +It's the regular GTX 1070 ACX 3.0,Guess I should have figured that since the price is so low :/ +Chuck Jones gets call from Bernie Sanders after Donald Trump criticizes union chief on Twitter,i read that title and took way to long to realize bernie sanders isn't calling the animator chuck jones. +"Battlefront 2 was on xbox, battlefield 2 was on 360.",Battlefront 2 was backwards compatible for the 360 though (unlike the original) +Until he didn't,You are either dumb or racist! +"Pretty sure Matt and Burnie weren't in college in 2008, buddy.",That's Burnie in the trailer though. +I would love this.,Seconded. +Yeah but he's still the only Halloween character getting renders,"I guess it's that BB is a hated character, I dunno" +"Fuck, I totally forgot he killed that guy.",And took his football jersey and pies! +Arrow through a power line (X-Post r/mildlyinteresting),I thought it was a deer! +I understand that. If you lose in said championship it becomes even more diluted. I'm bot in the committee but every single one of us knows if Ohio state shit stomps mich they will be in the playoff. Penn state loses to Wisconsin who Ohio state beat. Ohio state beats the shit out of mich who beat the shit out of Penn state. How relevant does the big 10 championship really look then. Not so much. Especially with this playoff committee ..,We are undefeated in B1G Championship games so I don't know how you expect us to lose +Who plays ff14??,Adamantoise +It's all coming together now...,Go on... +That looked like 30 fps to me :/,If it's a stable 30fps then I'll be happy. +"sooooo many bad comics artists can only draw women by looking at porn and bikini models. that shit is barely ever appropriate even when the characters should look like porn stars or models, and is fucking creepy and gross when they're drawing a 15-year-old. Love that Erik Larsen continues to be a complete fuckhead.",But my Wizard comics how to draw women guide only goes down to 36 double D. +Don't forget dawnguard. I'd argue you get the best follower that way,I didn't know Faendal was from the dawnguard dlc +Your arena orbs I'm^not^sorry,Please^go^die^in^a^hole +What is the best place to visit in your home country?,"Literally anywhere, Canada is full of natural beauty." +"LOL Reddit is an American corporation and it falls under the jurisdiction of the Constitution of the United States of America. Thus, freedom of speech here is protected by its First Amendment. If that kind of censorship happened, it could be reversed in court easily, regardless of how that makes you feel. I mean, seriously, wanting that kind of censorship makes you sound more like a fascist than Trump supporters.",You're an idiot. +Which type of shot should you use after hooking? Primary / Secondary?,"Prime after hook , sec before depending on who your dealing with" +Politics is all one big ass blast.,ass-blast* +Roughly 1100 USD on the collab. Over 300 USD to get Ichigo and Aizen on your main. Damn.,We need more people like him that support this game. +"I think you're supposed to define it yourself, so it's any situation where price can't be your justification.","Okay, so $0.05 a dvd, easy." +The Pacific Northwest has a problem with folks who show up to everyone else's peaceful protest and start smashing windows. It's aggravating.,How else can you get away with smashing some windows? +This is why we need smaller blocks.,"Sure, but what about the delay with the transactions confirmations and the bigger taxes?" +fuck her this way and that just do it fuck her bro nice,wtf is the title lmao +When can we expect Blizzard to announce the In-game items for Blizzcon?,Probably when the tickets hit pre-sale +Ryan Giggs confirms he had talks over Swansea City manager's job,Hes sounds way too entitled +I know I'm not the only one who would be confused by this.,Tom Marvolo Riddle. +"Old episode, newly relevant Listening to an old episode today, 119, and Dan asks a Filipino audience member what the worst word he knows in tagalog is. The guys answer def sounds like putang ina, which I only recognize because I read it in several articles today about the pres of the Phillipines calling pres Obama a son of a bitch. Also interesting to note: audience member translates phrase as your mom's a whore, while western media has been widely reporting the translation to be son of a bitch. Thank you, that is all.",BBC and German Tagesschau (8 o'clock news) reported it as whore. +Lightning wheels for Chakram + Orange Lowrider + Birthday Cake: Guardian Cert?,"Nty, sorry" +"Instant ramen and how to improve it? Either improve the instant ramen itself or make a different dish out of it. Spices and sauces are a very limited variety, and i don't have a lot of spare money. Thank you!","Kimchi, egg, sriracha" +What other items are the AK-47's of their categories in terms of toughness and reliability?,Toyota Hilux in the car industry +Dank je. We zijn nog niet helemaal klaar jammer genoeg. Morgen nog weer naar Groningen voor een longspecialist. Over 3 maanden een cardioloog maar verder gaat hij prima.,Sterkte! +"And shittier economy and rights, what a deal!",We'll see who's laughing when we re-take the empire! +"Does anyone else become mute when they're depressed? When I'm overly stressed or depressed, I don't say a word. Even when my family talks to me, I don't reply. I just sit and stare and sometimes I don't even acknowledge that I've heard what they've said.",That describes me perfectly +"Le Pen will never be elected. If she is in the second round the right, center and left will all support the opposition candidate",If Trump can win anythings possible +"As sure as night follows day the begrudgers are already talking Alvarez down as some sort of nobody and saying Conor beating him isn't impressive. Fucksakes, it's the same after every fight.","Yeah but has hasn't defended yet, so he's not even a real champion, the bum hasn't earned a single belt" +If that's the case it could be anything,Almost like it's a code name and not a hint +yup the position is automatically closed after those days.,it's gonna be an interesting x-mas in 28 days with all those open longs? +"War by attrition is a strategy where one side attempts to defeat their enemy through continuous losses and typically requires significant resources to carry out. Guerilla warfare is different. Is is characterized by small, typically under supported forces engaging in things like hit and run raids, ambushes, and sabotage. Suicide bombers are guerilla tactics.",okay. +"Okay, thank you. I was under the impression this post was about commitment. I also thought the traits I provided were high value traits.",it is about commitment... the point that a girl can get attention and sex from a guy of significantly higher SMV if she does not require commitment. +How are you watching koth online?,Its a website. +WHY MUST YOU USE LORD STEEN'S SLAVE NAME?,Too generic. +Who would you have at 4 instead?,Ballance +I think the guy's flair might answer that one.,"Ah, the better together, but not with dirty foreigners brigade." +The silver lining,"If you cover a piece of shit in silver, it's still a piece of shit" +"Two new pickups, one new carry piece",Nothing like a 10ozt carry piece! +California: Muslim Uber driver rapes 17-year-old passenger,"Don't mind him, just spreading his religion of peace..." +no no it isnt,"That must explain why so many people get stuck and run into their own team, because it's easy to notice in the heat of battle." +/ck/ discusses confectionery,anyone /milkdude/ here +Which player is your next jersey purchase? Mine is Eric Berry.,Landon or OBJ +I'm out of the loop. What is this referring to?,The inability and incompetence of Bombardier in meeting any contract deadline they've been given re: TTC streetcar delivery. +More BASED Trump supporters at Trump Tower today...we are WINNING and we are not even close to being tired of WINNING!,GIVE THAT KID A JOB IN THE DOJ +About a week right here.,Australia? +me irl Is this all you have to say to get up-votes?,yes +me irl,"Get cucked, Hillary" +That's what I did with the claw puzzles. Looked forever for any clue or sign. I gave up and brute forced it. Blew my mind when my friend told me the answer was on the key.,I used the murals on the walls.... I thought that was the solution +"It's a bit complicated, but if I'll try to explain it from what I know - We prefer to combine things together into one update when possible, since this saves a lot of time that can be spent on working. After each update is pushed, we need to have active admins watching it for a lot of hours to make sure the games is working well with the new update and nothing is broken (even though we test the updates on dev server, there are often still problems that show up once it's pushed into the public server). If something breaks, they need to be available to fix it as soon as possible. So pushing an update is not as simple as pushing it and that's it - it actually takes a lot of time to make sure the update didn't break the game once it's live, even if it's just a small bug fix. If we pushed every small update or bug fix on it's own update, they would have to watch each update separately, and that would result a lot of hours being spent on watching the last update, instead of our programmers spending their free time working on the next update. For example, if we pushed the old prizes first, they would have to spend a few hours watching the game, and only then work on the new prizes, and then watch the update for the new prizes as well. However if we wouldn't push the old prizes first, there will be a few extra free hours to spend on working on the new ones, so the new ones will be ready quicker, and then they will watch them both together. So while it looks like things are taking longer because we are waiting for more things before we push the update, the truth is that it actually saves us time and make the next updates come out faster, since if we spend less time watching updates, we have more time working on more updates.",Thank you so much for the response :) +"What is your favorite movie based on a video game ,and, your favorite video game based on a movie?",I loved Goldeneye but didn't see the movie for about 10 years after the game came out. +"Fairly frequently, actually. My field is sexual and reproductive health epidemiology, so I study things like contraception on a population level. But of course people all have their own thoughts/feelings/experiences with contraception, etc. so I definitely get a lot of people (both men and women) who tell me I'm wrong when I state facts, or who try to use their personal anecdotes to negate my data.",yeah well i got pregnant on the pill using a condom i had personally spooned spermicidal jelly into so fuck you for saying contraception ''works'' +Stones already isn't good enough? He's a kid.,"Of course, but we can't afford so many mistakes in the back." +I wanted it gone 30 years ago when I first learned about it in Civics class.,"Yeah, those people in Ohio and Nebraska, screw them." +Huge incident on the SC restart,"Damn, how did the two Red Bulls avoid Kimi there, glad nobody collided with him there." +Still doesn't excuse making a joke based on a female's appearance.,on a scale of 10 to 10 how much do you like fedoras +Best way I can put it is that black people saw it as haha this is exactly what white people think of us while white people were like haha this is exactly how black people are.,"That's pretty funny because I used the same exact analogy for rednecks and Larry the Cable Guy, though he is no where near Chappelle's level." +why dinomist?,They can utilize both Bahamut Treatoad and Infinity. +"Damn, that graphic made me think that Aguayo has barely 50% field goal percentage",33 / 35 +We were supposed to go to Jemez at 1 so I text her at like 11:30 about where to pick her up and whatnot. No reply. She texts me at 3:30 saying she was stuck in traffic because she went to Jemez in the morning to check out the spot she wanted to take me and got stuck in traffic because of the festival going on. Really weird and I'm not sure to believe it. Who does 2 and half hours of driving to go to the same spot you're going to go later that same day. Anyways she's like lets get a beer tonight. Ok cool and then she just blows me off again. What the shit man I was actually excited about this. That one hurt. Oh well at least I'm able to start running again so I got that going for me which is nice.,Wtf that's really weird. +"Powerful 7.4 earthquake strikes near Christchurch, New Zealand - BBC News",Alright who moved the stone idols? +"Anyone out there can explain the 2 control groups he uses for queens? he usally has 2 in one and like 4 or more in other?? Sorry, this isnt the place to ask, but im a noob tryin to lerarn somehting D:","One group is for injects, the others are for creep and defense." +"Close-up of the cannibal oil painting in John Podesta's campaign office, titled, We're bringing an old friend over for dinner. John Podesta talks about the picture It's better to be the guy with the fork, than the guy on the table.",Just shitty art bro +But. But. But. A cat. Or a gun? The questions I ponder as the new year approaches...,Guns don't need feeding unless there are fascists on the loose. +"First they came for the Jessica Jones Season 2 episode directors, but I did nothing...",That's the general idea. +"You lost, too.",Don't try to distract me with something trivial like facts. +I think he was joking lol,"So people's kinks are just jokes to you now, you fucking oppressive shitlord?" +Wishing you all a Merry Crit Miss,But 20's are crits 1 is a fatal fail and something horrible happens. +HES GOING TO FUCKING DEPORT **ILLEGAL** IMMIGRANTS YOU IDIOTIC LIBERAL FUCKS STOP FEARMONGERING.,#NO HUMAN IS ILLEGAL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE +"You're sort of a terrible person. Whoops, what am I saying, just hurt GOP fee-fees and lost the Dems three more elections.",I'm happy to sacrifice my fee-fees if it means we can get some more Klan members in office. +"Overheard this gem at work today #RahulGandhiForPM A: Dude, Fuck this #demonetisation. I'm voting Congress next time. B: But bro, RaGa's a chutiya. A: You don't think I already know that ? **Of course** _saala chutiya hain_. But he **knows** he's an idiot. Unlike our dear leader, _faaltu ki ungli nahi karega_. I vote for #NoUngalGovernment Translation for lungi bros: A: Dude, Fuck this #demonetisation. I'm voting Congress next time. B: But bro, Rahul Gandhi's an idiot. A: You don't think I already know that ? Of course he's an idiot. But he **knows** he's an idiot. Unlike our dear leader, he won't finger stuff unnecessarily (in North India, eqvt of fuck around unnecessarily). I vote for #NoFingeringGovernment (_topkek_).",No fingering government has 4 fingers in its logo. +u/TheHappyMuslim doesn't seem so happy.,Make sure you have your flak jacket on when hes around +An easy way to tell whether one of Donald Trump's leadership picks is a good one is to gauge the freakout level among the left,"You can measure it like that for now, but at some point you're gonna have to gauge it based on body count." +"Asking seriously: If someone can't be bothered to register and vote, do we really think they are going to be an informed vote? Do we want them to vote?",Stop you're being racist +Yep That's why suppress everything but LMG's. If it causes even half a second of confusion.,"Its not worth the reduced damage, its simply never worth it" +This is my cusins new spiderman suit bougt from thailand...,"Spiderman's retarded Swedish cousin, Spindelmann" +GIL: Es gibt einen deutschen Bollywood TV Sender,"GIL: geil, ich lebe?" +Lmao only Capers could somehow manage to survive fielding a shit defense year after year,but he's a defensive play calling genius! +Major Legends by country,Sweden France America TOP 3 TEAMS +gotcha. I have been hearing that you only start seeing the benefit of HB when you move up to higher resolutions,yeah above 5k I've seen in benchmarks it's gonna make the difference in 4k max settings there still is no point for this hb bridge +The reason Donald Trump Won,"Wow what an in depth, thoughtful analysis of the election." +But consoles have a better looking interface. PC UI is so ugly!,Who the fuck still plays simcity and not cities skylines? +Safety meetings in the walk-ins are better anyway no chance of the smoke escaping into the dining area. Gotta stay safe.,We always used the walk in because there wasn't a camera in there +Josh who?,Huff would have got a TD there. +Artificial Intelligence Based Mental Health Tools Beat Human Doctors at Assessing Patients,I wonder why heralding medical AI news as doctors beaten AGAIN has became almost standard (and yes in case someone wonders I'm an MD)... +I miss the REAL old school runescape.. AKA Runescape Classic,give osrs a try! +My friend works for WFAA and makes Cowboys highlights. Surprisingly he normally doesn't even get a hundred views. Let's show him and our Cowboys some love.,Can't do the music. +"It's not. It's about George Soros paying people to stir up shit to make our country fall apart, just so he can add another couple billion to his portfolio.","Ya, just cashed my George Soros check!" +The best free game out there,Team Fortress 2 +You are cute. 10/10 for Pink Floyd.,"Shucks, thanks :) And, yes, Pink Floyd are my jam!" +"oh come on, its nowhere near as bad as people are saying. idont particularly like the guy but hes clearly remorseful and 99% of people here arent really offended,they just think they *should* be.","It isn't about being personally offended, you don't have to be black to understand that saying it is unacceptable in this context." +Hey what the fuck is Felix saying in his shitty commercial? He gets to a point where I can't understand him at all.,Something something Buy a Mercedes Benz something something. +"When things start getting crazy, remain calm",nice moves dude. +Loving the 21:9 support of civ6!,<3 having all the intro screenshots and final movies in 1080p in the center of my 1440p screen. +"Sooner or later, they're going to start running into objective truths that even *they* can't deny. Reality doesn't care what you think of it.",Yeah... but reality has a liberal bias so it MUST be lying. +OP specifically says no havels ring,But it's not full Havel's without his ring. +Controversial opinion: Belgium are very underrated and could be a dark horse for the World Cup,People really don't get it without an +"In Israel, if you are in the active military you must carry your weapon with you at all times",That is so hot +"well he is not wrong, he is a god..sent player",Do not disrespect lord flusha +he's chinese his english probably is terrible,You linguist... +"Now they realise he was Pakistani?? Not a refugee, at best an economic migrant. In reality a terrorist. There is something wrong when after the fact he's identified as Pakistani. Should have happened at the border.","He could also be an Afghan, since a lot of afghan refugees live in Pakistan." +God I've missed our one man Armia,So good +"Ele is pretty awful right now, probably better to go with enhance.",Ele is one of the best mythic+ DPS classes right now. +"I got a professional tool kit that comes with about 30 different heads and it was fairly cheap (~$14 I think). Now I can take apart anything! Not that I can actually fix anything, but I can take it apart.","if you can't fix it with a hammer and a flatty, it doesn't deserve to be fixed -Some famous guy, probably." +"I agree. when I have to solo queue, almost all of my games are full of sweaties and I always have to go hard as well. when I play with my clanmates who are primarily PvE players, I can easily drop 30 bombs with 5+ kds. so maybe tone down the skill priority a little bit, but don't completely abolish it. I don't want to ruin lower skilled players' pvp experience whenever I play","Man SBMM is just confusing for me, i have an above avarage skill level i guess, and often when i solo queue on team playlists i get a bunch of potatoes on my team and bungie just thinks i can take care of an irish garden, like last night i had 3 consecutive matches where i had a little over double the points of the guy below me, and when i actually get a good competitive lobby there's always 2 or 3 red bar jumpers wannabe." +JOINT,Why her vigina talking? +He's trying to imply the game isn't optimized for custom resolutions.,That seems like complete and utter bullshit +"here's an analogy: you like a short story. i say it has misspellings, typos, and other editing problems. you say this guy's been a writer a long time i'm sure he put those typos in there on purpose for effect. i say no, he just doesn't have an editor. any editor would have fixed all these problems. you say maybe they're problems to you, other people like the story. you're conflating technical production versus artistic value. i'm saying it has technical issues. you're dismissing them on artistic grounds. your position is either dishonest or it shows that you're unable to mentally decouple the technical from artistic aspects of art.",I get what you're saying I just disagree. +What is the best $5 you've ever spent?,It's been 2 minutes and still no OP's mom jokes? +SSS Trunks vs Michael Demiurgos (Dc) Spirit Sword Super Trunks Michael is underestimating trunks. Both have their swords out,Regarding the last episode of DBS im tempted to say this is a spite match infavor of Trunks. +"Yeah except you kept commenting for 4 more hours within this exact same thread after that question was asked. You just couldn't keep up your mental gymnastics on this one so you decided to leave it off and your answer was mediocre at best. Look at his comment to that, that's what he's SPECIFICALLY asking you. It's OK to say you were wrong.","or maybe , just maybe , i have my inbox spammed and didnt realized which post was answered and which wasnt." +Plant Pupper Protects Neature.,Responded +Slow workday at the army surplus shop I work in.,I love cross-gender cosplay! +Minus the *I love it!*-part.,Obviously. +Fake Check Scam--How to Negate Liability for Overdraft,"Depending on the bank, you could be referred to a collections agency and failing to pay back can hurt your credit." +FUN. FUN. FUN. FUN.,WHICH SEAT DO I TAAaaaaAAAAAKE? +Yet you offer nothing to conversation? Maybe explain how he is not dumpster despite his horrible win rate and non existence in pro play.,"Bcuz like visage, with the lowest pick rate in the game, my one time experience playing against broodmother back in 2013 gave me the divine knowledge that she actually needs a nerf" +"Record scratch, freeze frame: Yep, that's me. I bet you're wondering how I got into this situation.",Not enough flaps diff --git a/chunk52.csv b/chunk52.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..114c25d2615385cb2030ef68a9022b7f9ced659f --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk52.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1668 @@ +Input,Output +"2016 Week 10 Game Thread: Pittsburgh Steelers(4-4) Vs. Dallas Cowboys(7-1) Please Remember: ##**Leave all opinions/thoughts inside of this thread. Anything that isn't newsworthy posted outside of this thread during the game will be removed.** Don't be rude. We're all here to watch the game. Do not troll the other sub's game thread/post game thread. We will be notified and we will take necessary steps after that. If you see someone in here trolling, feel free to file a report and we will take care of it. Thank you and enjoy the game.",Relax guys we have a whole.quarter left! +Propping up nazism and the KKK just for ratings. Never thought I'd see the day.,"So when Trump speaks of standing with and behind Israel, that's propping up Nazism." +"Oh man, if the liberal parts of the contry could just drop all the empty shit parts that voted for Trump, we would be SO much better off. \#secession2017",I belive you dropped this: +Kellyanne Conway warns Harry Reid: be 'very careful' criticizing president-elect,Well that doesn't sound threatening in any way shape or form. +"Pep is The Special One, not Jose - says Man United legend Roy Keane",Someone give him a fucking puppy to cuddle and shut him up. +LIVE STREAM: INTERVIEW - DONALD J TRUMP (CBS - 60 MINUTES),Libtards must have forgot about this thing called states' rights. +"I think Moe's on Whitney had a sign up a week or so ago, but that's fast food.",thanks but yea looking for more traditional server position! +"Nyope, it isn't.",Nyes it is. +What?,"AoT, out?" +Fact of the Day: Hillary Clinton will never be president.,Phew +Aren't you a Christian?,Lol rekt +The OG twitter hasn't tweeted the stream out when we're in the finals.,Too expensive to fly someone to their phone's and tweet out the stream +"Corsa, skeez, b4nny and nursey are all core members of the team and are invite. Many of the players also play open. Highlander is in a bit of a skill lull right now as many of the best players/teams have quit, but some of the best players to ever play highlander were infact 6s players (see enigma on mTs, ruwin on ts, b4nny on a bunch on teams, harbleu on mTs, muma on whatever team he was on, duwatna, pretty much every top plat sniper ever). For engie, you literally have an aimbot and with heavy, you simply point your mouse in the general direction of an enemy and they die. With pyro, you literally just spray flames around your combo and whenever somebody attacks, you airblast so they can't move. I'm sorry but if the majority of people think that highlander is a joke, including the best players in the game *which coincidentally happen to be 6s players*, maybe you are wrong rather than the majority of people","Pyro is more about airblast than anything, dK Karl will tell you different about how difficult heavy is, b4nny, is well, b4nny, skeez after his pitiful drops that cost dK the game i no longer think counts, and corsa idk" +"No, it started at 0-3 for C9 after a 30 minute intermission as they debated it.",It started 2-0 for immortals stop saying bullshit man +Oh yeah? Australia invented pavlova...,"I will shit in a bag, freeze it, break in to your house, grate the frozen shit through your carpet, turn the heaters on and leave." +71 arrested after Portland anti-Trump protest turns into riot,Wow look at all the pro Trump crimes the media talks about +Best of luck!,"I seriously cant thank you enough, the pen is in full working condition im so happy" +Ballad of the infantry,Anyone know if there is a translated version of this? +Makes sense. There will be a 1 team limit per organization starting soon. I highly doubt that Zorro will play at all when they already have Skool and Xelciar.,"This, Sirius is stacked already" +This going to the top of the thread. I'll be happy to take any up votes you were hesitant to give.,HA jokes on you i downboated +I'm so sick of Danielle. I hope she rams her pinky toe into the kitchen table.,"Stop, you're bullying her." +Super Moon 11-13-2016,If you look closely you can see the exact spot where they faked landing on it. +who smells an apple? What is tom doing?,delivering his best vocal performance since 2003 +I just looked back at his page and it's gone :(,He probably wasn't receiving the thanks and gratitude a wise sage like him deserved. +"Switch is great, if you have more options. But in this case there are only 2 options if ($PING_STATUS) {whatever is true} else {somethingelse if its false } works just fine, thats why they make booleans in the first place. Any reason you use clear-variable btw? Next test-connection should overwright the status...","Just to throw another wrench in the works for learning and amusement, here is another option: $PingMessage = @{ $true = Ping is good $false = Ping is bad } $PING_STATUS = $true Write-Host $PingMessage[$PING_STATUS] # Ping is good $PING_STATUS = $false Write-Host $PingMessage[$PING_STATUS] # Ping is bad So OP could do it this way: $PingMessage = @{ $true = Ping is good $false = Ping is bad } # other code # other code # other code ForEach-Object -Process { Write-Host Pinging device `#$DEVICE... Test-Connection -ComputerName $_ -Count 1 -Quiet -OutVariable $PING_STATUS | Out-Host Write-Host $PingMessage[$PING_STATUS] $DEVICE = $($DEVICE)+1 Clear-Variable -Name PING_STATUS }" +Yes but do they accept UPI,Just a matter of time. +CoD4 Remastered's gun inspect seems to be inspired by CSGO.,Press F to pay your inspects. +No. Texas v. White says so. The Supreme Court ruled on this literally centuries ago.,Yeah because secession movements always care about the laws of their host nation +Firefly,Fuck you :'( +Football?,"Yeah, the football browns finally won." +"I'd hardly call that sweet, unless you're a nazi...","What, do you have a problem with that?" +Pretty sure it's just public/private key encryption handled by their servers. Apple's bigger concern I think would be the amount of extra load on their servers when opening up to large platforms like Windows and Android.,The private keys are stored on the devices. +Aftermath of my Grandpa droping a trailer on his foot,"Dam those nails are gross, nice wtf" +Latest Instagram Selfie,I think I'm inlove with her guys! +Does that mean the pistol still 2 shots everything?,Yes lol it's amazing +me irl,Trauma Man and his sidekick Shell Shock Boy +I think it says RAZO,You're correct. +After watching the new Rogue One trailer I can't help but feel like Director Orson Krennic will be very short of breath around Darth Vader...,Looks like he is force-choking his balls instead of his throat. +You think trying to disband fascist groups is IMMORAL?,But.. It means you have to lie! +gotta get the biggest ferg in there,Where's A$AP Ferg +It's strange that the article never referred to it as terrorism.,"He's white, he can't be a terrorist." +"My Lucian is smiling at me from the dumpster, demacian. Can yours say the same?",That's racist +"What is your point exactly? The game still has loads of people playing (thousands and thousands), massive battles and there is nothing else like it. It could go on for another 3 or more years.",Not without a working Anti-Cheat Software and in-game GMs. +Because only Toucannon is cannon.,Well then Blastoise is double cannon +"I think you mean put your shell straight down the middle of their barrel but have it considered a 0.001 degree angle and therefore an effective armor of 9,000,000mm and it only turns the cannon barrel yellow, then they fire back at you and it's a one hit kill.",LUL pls every time somone shoots my tigers barrel it gets destroyed. +"Trump may still flip flop, but throughout he election he made clear that he would not cut Medicare and social welfare.","Yeah, he has a history of not being a fraud, being responsible and high ethics...." +"media these days are sensational as fuck. Did anyone really notice the interview topic here? If you wanna be the richest man in China, you need set small target first. 100 million RMB *is* a small target if you aim to be the richest person in China.",Can you gimme 100mil please? +"NOW KISS, LIKE YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED!","Yeah, nah" +Liberal vs conservative safe spaces,"Man that republican looks pretty triggered, we should let them get to a gun store or let them go hunting, thats their safe space right?" +Santa is anti-vaccine.,Fuck Santa then... +Shitty Dark Souls post breakdown,Dexfags-69% giantdad-420% nothing fukin else +Matthews,Hasn't played in any playoffs games in his career +"Worth buying premium? I've played Warthunder for 145 hours now, and I've loved every minute of it. However, recently as I enter higher tier vehicles, I've found it's just taking FOREVER to get anywhere. Considering how long I've played, is it worth buying premium? I only would want to purchase premium if it gives me something more than the ability to unlock special vehicles. Side question: Do premium members get any sort of marked advantage over free users?","If you want progress, definitely." +Gaijnsan please: Yokouska D4Y. The fastest naval bomber in the west,Japan really needs more planes... +Good places to illegally burn yr 12 notes,Under the clocks +What a turnaround for amac. From ahl and being waived to leading the team with ice time.,Pay the man!.... +What about CM Punk?,Clearly punk won that I have no idea where people are getting that he lost after he knocked out Gall. +Found this while cleaning out s cupboard today! I remember playing it on my old 486! Wonder if I could get it working on Windows 10,"Should be DOS based so, DOSBox should be able to run it" +"I'm unsure, but I think that happens with every hard drive. For example if you buy a 2tb hard drive only 1.77 tb or something will be available.",The firmware + rest of Sony's software usually takes up the space you find missing. +I'd actually vote for a baby elephant for President at this point.,I'd vote for a rat over either of the corporate sponsored choices. +It was six.,60 million dead are the victims of WW2 +The first to tilt is the team to lose.,Naw i get better when i throw +Anyone have any clue what the going rate for the following card is: ASUS DirectCU II Radeon R9 280 3GB,"Depending on condition, I'd say $100-130" +"Ban Appeal Wasuh dudes, so i got banned on the ban wave thingy and it says i was cheating but, i dont recall my self cheating on the one and only server (pvplounge) so i would appreciate it if you could do /unban WalmartsWiFi. Thank You and have a great day.",Lies +I say that 4 lvl 8 rares is overlevel,I say that you never been over 4k ;) +Rigging the Election - Video IV: $20K Wire Transfer From Belize Returned,**DRAIN** +"totally on point. Should there be a one entity to blame on for prez trump, it's the DNC for ingorning everything and basically placing a heavy foot for a piece of shit candidate. Should Chelsea run in that distrcit of NY I swear I will register there and vote against her. This dynasty shit needs to end. Political office is not a fucking crown to be passed along. That also goes for Bush/Kennedy/Biden/McCain and the rest who think there kids deserve thier spots becuase they have thier last names.","Thank god we elected a man who puts so little weight into his name, and is above nepotism." +Go to college,He said free +YOUR RIGHT THEY SHOULD BE PLAYING SVIPULS HURRICANES ONLINE IN NULLSEX,*YOU'RE +"The Corbyn effect is when a left-wing party loses to the conservative party and instead of taking the lesson and being less left-wing, they think becoming even more left-wing will win them the next election.","In that case, I agree, without a doubt!" +"I'm interested in finding out about this as well. I've noticed this actually happens in a lot of games, even non-gamemaker games. Is there an event for a USB device being connected that you can check for a controller?",There is a asynchronous event for controller connected / disconnected +"It's ok, we don't judge you I always prefered Lulu myself","ehh, disgusting" +no zodiac killer mission i pre ordered the game and completed it and dont have the zodiac killer mission,How many followers do you have +The problem is 99.9% of the people watching FOX do zero research. They just believe what they hear. And if for some reason they want more on a story they listen to Rush or go to Breitbart or Drudge. Then they make a meme and share it on their FB and it goes viral as proof. And there isn't a god damn thing anyone can do about it.,usually due to an aging demographic that follows those news outlets +"But it's ok, it was all to help Hillary. Even when they ran stories against Bernie, it was ok because it was her turn and we just needed to see that",Hillary 2020 +"Lol. You live in America. And he did many things wrong, pretty much everything.","Ah yes, Hillary was a model citizen though." +"We have more 700pp plays now then 600pp plays back then, heck we even have a 800pp score, really excited for next year, maybe we'll even reach 900...",HYPE +"Quiet people of Reddit, what gets you talking?",Cocaine. +I like the german sounds from Overwatch way more than the english one.,"go see a doctor then, somethings wrong with you :D" +Lowe's makes things better,ELI5? +"With no recent mention of the DirectX 12 and Sanctuary, i presuming these have been canned. Along with the Battle Islands and intercontinental latice, or whater you call it.",Going from dx 9 to dx12 is just as simple as changing : Import dx9; To Import dx12 Right? +"A couple creationists have said mean things about it online, including Ken Ham himself. My fingers are crossed that some school district in Texas will ban it or something. But really the response has been overwhelmingly positive. People love the idea of teaching science to little kids.","Since little kids are born scientists trying to figure out how things work, before ya know that all gets squashed by ideology." +Incest isn't a thing in vaults :/,"Oh wow, that'll fuck up at least 2 of my major bloodlines." +Being a dog groomer is dangerous business!,I'm going to love you forever...and ever... and EVER! +Plot twist: OP is female. Waits forever.,Plot twist: grows a beard overnight anyway. +"That's not the reason at all. They change the Z Moves' names so they have alliteration or a rhyming scheme. Doom Bloom, Breakneck Blitz, etc","No, it's because silly westerners find everything offensive" +What a dumbass. Every attempt at Communism has resulted in the loss of millions.,"As we all know, a capitalist societies never suffer egregious abuse by their governments." +How in the hell did the refs miss this facemask?,Inconclusive. +"Yes, but if you are interested in having something made please pm me.","Fuck I was coming back to buy it, so bummed I missed this." +"It is unwise to use the phrase the community wants (or has spoken) in posts that represent your opinion of the state of Destiny. Don't attempt to speak for the player base when DTG is a small sample of a huge group of Destiny players. Even if your opinion is shared, using these sweeping generalizations weakens your argument.",The community wants you to stop speaking for them +Is it time for this thread again already?,^ found the guy who BMs his support +"Including lost hits such as Flying Horses, and Pots That Kill When Stepped On!",Special guest appearance: The Dovahkiin With The Soul Of A Dragon But Is Consistently Called Out For Not Being Able To Actually Read Or Speak In The Tongue Of Dragons. +Google Play Music - ApkMirror,Does it have sms fallback? +"But how would you know, though? Do you send a photo of their dongs adjacent to the bowl? Perhaps a naked montage set to 'Boogie Wonderland' as they arrange it?",I'm playing out this scene in my head right now... It is glorious. +"Documentary aims to educate people about depression, suicide (2016)",Can't we just blame the victim? +15 was the worst,Kinda figured +Hopefully they learned something during Black Ops 3,I'd like to think so...things like Sentry Gun staying in the scorestreak pool for months...come on man +"I loved the performance yesterday, but I felt like Wentz stared down one target quite a bit rather than going through progressions. It didn't hurt him too much, and I'm confident that this coaching staff will help him get better about this, but I haven't seen anyone else make this observation, so am I wrong?","I thought the opposite, it seemed he often moved to his 2nd/3rd read when needed" +Windows please. And I'm one of the rare ones that actually up voted. Nudge nudge hint hint. Edit. I think my dogs has WORMS.,"Yeah nobody votes up, unless they want more competition from Front page viewers." +How can he go about verifying the validity of the debt then??,I would also like to know this. +"In recent memory, Nelson Cruz.",Sammy Sosa +"Absolutely. And I hope that with more talk about RCV, we'll get to adopt STV, too, which is really just multi-winner RCV. However, for single-winner elections, like governor or mayor or president, you can only use single-winner RCV, not STV. But STV can be used for Congress and state legislatures, and it would be much more preferable to any winner-take-all voting system.","STV can be used to elect the president through any system that awards electoral votes, proportionally." +RAID 0 ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK,Some people just want to see the world burn... +"For halloween I wore a beat up bath-robe and rabbit bones in my beard, while carrying a towel. Nobody got it but Agrajag, and boy was he pissed.","Wait, that wasn't in the movie." +"Pretty unbelievable that this was allowed to happen, whereas Iran can't even use nuclear energy. The double standards of justice.",You goddamn antisemitic bastard! +"You get to upgrade one starter on your team, who do you pick? And who do you replace him with? Current injuries apply, so no JJ Watt, AP, etc.",Nelson Agholor - Julio Jones +"Is Kobo Glo HD discontinued now? I see it's out of stock pretty much everywhere, so am I right in thinking it's been discontinued?","No news on it, so it could just be that they need to do another production run, or they are phasing it out and are going to announce a new one soon." +This warning t-shirt is unnecessary,looks like the average citizen I'd care about +"Hmmm.... Somehow I doubt he made that statement. Mind you, despite my suspicion, I still checked in case it was.",He still was a paranoid douche who could be counted on to ruin the next 60 years of history. +"Nahhh Kendrick had the best verse on that for sure. ScHoolboy close second, but kendrick came out on top.",I'm not even a Kendrick fan and I agree he took that shit +well technically the audio is taken from a real interview so,thanks for the clarification +Idk,K +lol did he? For what?,Chatting shit on an Embiid thread +1st Ever Through the Fire and Flames BRUTAL Pro Drums 100% FC!!,What does fc mean? +"Millions of dead fish appear in Hampton Bays, NY.",Trump did it! +They were last thursday.,Can also confirm they were broken on Saturday +every time im on the winning team when the breakup happens im put into a match where im on a team down by 5000+ points,Real talk. +"Vale aclarar que sus AR$2,5 billion son AR$2500 millones nuestros.",Thanks captain. +The potential is there for sure. Knowing Sean he will hold out and sell his story in a year or two to some dumb media outlets willing to buy his tell all story,For sure.Feminine Sean would do that. +"A complete cunt, and I hope she gets metastatic bone cancer.","Daniel, that's not a nice thing to say about senora Reez" +She's sitting them down at every meal and blaming them for her own rape. These kids are either going to grow up to be either Barney Stinson or serial killers.,Why did you say the same thing twice? +"and of course, I imagine Trump will be jetting to scotland to hit his own links",Lyin' Trump said he wouldn't take vacations! +So... you are saying you despise yourself?,I don't think you understand that rules of conduct don't apply to me. +What are some words that look weird the more you stare at it?,Queue +I hate LADBible sooo much...,Facebook is full of this shit so that's why I don't use it any longer +Atheist Mark Zuckerburg meets with Pope Francis to discuss connecting societies across the globe and helping the people of the world,Always beware rich a--holes (regardless of sex) who want to help. +People actually bother screwing those in?,just to avoid them detaching +"White nationalism, or nationalism of a country that happens to be white majority? Can someone link me to at least one article that promotes racism? inb4 We don't have to link you to any evidence for our claims because it's so obvious.",Clearly a whitelash +"Surprisingly often this election season actually. He helped create the fact-averse right but at least he's owning it and now speaking out against it, I'll give him that.","wow, the end times are upon us" +"Scheduling dates a week in advance, how to stay connected?",Dont line up dates more than 4 days away +You don't speak for me,The reply button was your chance to speak and you seem to have wasted it lol. +"FFXV Things? It's been a while since I've played this, but I saw something about the FFXV engine sword, and was wondering how to get it, and also whether or not there's anything else for them?",To your other question - this is the first and only FFXV item in the game. +"That's what we did, and then we became swingers 15 years later.",Hi from one of the mods over at ldssexuality :) +"TIL that a woman created a fake facebook profile of a teenage girl and sent a friend request to her husband, then used transcripts of their conversations to get him arrested. He was freed and all charges were dropped when he produced a notarized affidavit, proving he knew it was her all along.",So who won custody? +"I don't know, I like to get them fondled during the deed. That would kind of ruin it.","Oh god, that just sounds like the most unpleasant thing." +which anime in your opinion gets overlooked because of one mistake imo ajin because of the CGI. And occultic nine because it feels rushed,Sword Art Online ... +In other words you couldn't click a link already provided and you lack the ability to google the news yourself. Instead you decided to post nonsensical garbage.,"No doubt I've read more on the subject than you, your dumbass probably read two paragraphs into the first WaPo article about it and declared it infallible." +"Do you guys prefer using LGBT or LGBTQ+ when referring to our community and why? I don't really like using LGBTQ+ because it feels way to long. Also queer and questioning just don't feel like they fit with the rest. It'd be like adding curious or crossdressing to the list, they just feel like weird unnecessary outsiders. I probably wouldn't care if LGBTQ+ was just something that the extreme left(Tumblr) used but hearing Trump the soon to be president use it in a speech, felt pretty weird. But then again I don't know anything about anything, so if you disagree with me could you explain why you prefer to use Q+ over the regular one.",I prefer faggots. +The unbelievable thing about this tackle is that it wasn't even called a foul by the ref.,He clearly went for the ball what are you on about +"What a load of shit. They were asked to protest without smashing up their communities, or without bringing it into their jobs, and without accosting politicians while they were out with their families. OMFG THEN WHAT OTHER KIND OF PROTEST IS LEFT???? Fucking seriously? How about taking to the streets without fucking shit up? Worked for MLK. How about mass lobbying of politicians while they are actually on the job? Nah, fuck that, let's set fire to their neighbours car and rob the local store of flat screen TV's. That's the best way. Fucking disgusting post you piece of shit.",I thought all the crybabies left the country once Trump got elected +SPICY Muslim meme,"Muslim is a religion, just like Christianity is a religion, yet you never hear someone who dislikes Christianity being called a racist." +Why would I disable it to give everyone else a significant advantage? The point I'm meaning is that it shouldn't be there at all.,there isnt a console shooter that doesnt have heavy auto aim. +How underwhelming it is with no colors.,I think it still looks pretty cool... +LoL,Lol +Making something convenient doesn't mean it's lazy.,"Exactly, the absence of evidence is not evidence of absence." +"Again, this was the 90's. Today, HBO looks at the trainwreck that was Lost, takes one look at Westworld's producer creds and delays the series a year whilst telling the writers to get their shit straight.","From a monetary standpoint, how was Lost a train wreck?" +"Thorin on Twitter- Congratulations Astralis, ELEAGUE Season 2 champions",RIP ASTRALIS +"I know this, and strictly speaking they can not be killed. They can, however, have their RNA structure broken down, which is exactly what happens to an exposed virus. Smallpox, the Dollar Flu's source, dies within 24-hours of leaving the body. The DZ would be relatively safe in, like, a week.",Tru.dat +Those are all republics. They call themselves democracies because that sounds better.,"No Australia and the UK are definitely not republics, there was a whole referendum over it in Australia and the people still said no." +"Captcha Just Won't Work! So, it's been well over 24 hours that no captcha has worked for me and i've been trying over and over again consistently giving up. I once saw that the captcha was right when i dragged it on the new tab and i was happy to write it down, after i submitted it, it took more time to load which only gave me hope for that moment, until it just said captcha incorrect again. No, putting the code on the new tab is not working for me, and no changing my tor identity and going back in there doesn't help either. I'm really frustrated right now :(","you are such a fucking shill for SR3 mods, please remove this BS or ban this wanker in every comment he's jusy advertising for sr3 it's obvious he's getting something in exchange for this as we all know sr3 is NOT legit." +This made me laugh. Apologize for having the pleasure to be mistreated.,cause it's the males duty to protect m'lady at all costs +"It's not needed, but it's probably the single best killer perk at the moment along with STBFL/UR combo and PWYF",How is brutal strength not needed? +What are you guys looking for in the new CC4 crate? Im personally hoping for a new Octane Body and A new mystery decal that can have 3 different colors!,Animated snow decal +"Your missing kids and elderly people, also those who do not want to work. The rate is determined allegedly by calculating the amount of able bodied workers, that includes different industries and their definition of eligible. It also disqualifies people on unemployment, SSI, disability, retirees and people who have translocated out of the country. It's a hard calculation but is generally accepted by many. Automation isnt preventable, it is inevitable. Accepting that and moving forward is best .","Uh, I don't think any of the official unemployment figures (at least not U3 and up) exclude people receiving unemployment benefits as employed." +"I have smoked pot every day numerous times a day for over a decade. (12yrs since last break) I hold a full time job, 2 bank accounts, own my car, and I don't eat fast food. AmA!",Are you nofap? +Wait until you mind vision a conceal then inner fire combo it next turn,That seems like it would be a highly unlikely series of events. +"Hey there, what are your prices on a playset of gengars and diancie ex?",6 dollars for all of it? +"TIL there's more armour customization for megablocks Halo 5 Spartans than there is in the actual game, along with black undersuits.",The black undersuit saved it. +"Yeh, yall played helluva game. Wish the officials had not missed that packer holding your man's jersey on that last set of downs, on one of your pass plays, if so, yall be the ones celebrating. Great game for yall either way. Chin up friend.",yall +"If trump is elected, it might just happen.",its funny because Hil dog is the hawk this election +"I think my roommate might be the Blues' good luck charm, anytime he watches, we win, no matter the circumstance.",^Kidnap ^him! +"Ducks, Giants, Niners, Blazers. Bring on the hate.",Anaheim ducks right +"I'm really generalizing here, but anecdotally I've noticed that my friends that tend to care a lot about people outside their own sphere and show more empathy for those in need are liberal, whereas the ones that find it hard to look past their circle are conservative. I know there's differences in policy and priorities and all that, but to me the liberal/conservative divide mainly comes down to empathy. Opinions on climate change is just a natural consequence of that.",You're sure using a whole lot of empathy in that generalization. +"#TWIS: Why a Black Woman won't wear Nasty Woman T-Shirt, Or, Desperately Trying to Make This Fit a Narrative","When an article brings up Baby Got Back, I laugh my dick off." +"In Canada Xbox Live is $59.99, PS Plus is $69.99","83 cents a month, such a huge difference." +Racism played its part.,If you say both weren't a factor I don't know what campaign you've been watching. +Why can't we hate him and praise the other Eagles?,Wasted energy +So taking advantage of a price you know was a mistake is ok so long as you weren't present during entry of said mistaken price? I don't see how one scenario could be considered stealing any more than the other.,"basically, looks like he's saying yes, as long as you weren't present." +"The lowered arm looks a bit weird, but that might just be the shading messing with me. Nice drawing op.",It's the lack of foreshortening I think. +goats,Compensating? +MattyBRaps inspo album,Young visionary +"He is an old, crazy war hungry bastard.",Oh that is just what the USA needs now +America LITERALLY tortured people to death. What the fuck is the may have,They were bad guys. +"Humans are really bad at recharging, it takes about 8 hours charge for 16 hours of use.",I think my battery is one of those old ones that eventually don't hold a full charge. +Ryan tells protesters to 'take a deep breath',"Yeah, we really give a shit about what Paul Ryan has to say" +That blaming progressives for Trump's victory on them calling out ignorance and racism is rather asinine. To put it another way: My feelings were so hurt that you called me racist for voting for a racist that I voted for a racist. Or You called me an idiot so I voted for the leader of our country based on nothing but spite.,Take that libtards! +"The extra damage to hollows, recent buff to greatsword speed, 2 handed hyperarmor, and 1 handed r1 mob clearing swing makes it a favorite for me pve wise. It's really good in pvp too though I switched to claymore since you can buff it.","i was using hollowslayer for pvp before i switched out for a claymore like you, hollowslayer is great but any decent player knows how to punish the long startup and not to trade with it, or backstab if you're r1 spamming" +"Well, still waiting on both of those.",God I feel this so hard :( +It could be because of the upcoming Thanksgiving holiday. Most things get pushed up that week.,"Ah, makes sense." +Galev Prime a really beautiful Moon I landed on.,"It's not a shit post or crying, downvoted" +ok I'll try it. What temp?,"350, for 11 minutes, but check on them constantly, that's an expensive product to not treat right." +What makes it hard or impossible to sleep for you?,Sobriety ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ +Halo Legendary Crate 002 (spoilers),"The content is cool, but does anyone feel like the crate is a little lacking?" +"I live in California, this is the most liberal state, that's what makes it scary :/",I doubt you'd experience any of that in most parts of the northeast +"Reminder, 24 frames per second is 'Cinematic'",I can't wait until movies have screen tearing and drops into single digits. +"Lucus also have good quality yeezy shoes, nmd and ultra boost, you can contact him or message him +86 153 7598 2535",^ Totally not suspicious +"Poison's Effect Outside of Battle Why exactly was this mechanic taken out? It added another layer of difficulty, and you always had to be stocked up on antidote or full restore or those berries to make sure your Pokemon don't die. And it gave little 12 year old me a dose of urgency that made me even more invested in my game and my Pokemon. So, who wants to see poison taking away health outside of battle come back?",Maybe they couldn't find a better work around for the pomeg glitch? +Cuz 9/11 right! Really besides being the guy that didn't pay for the radios they asked for why would this be a good thing?,Can't respond to an embassy attack if they can't report it! +it's hard to be a dk this expansion,Don't be a DK +"Serious question: how do you handle your team losing big games? So last night the second he crossed the line, I shut the TV off, went in my room, drank a couple shots, and contemplated suicide. I have really bad depression (had to be hospitalized before), so like even little things set me off, so when I say I'm afraid ND will be the death of me, in serious. Can anyone please help me make my viewing experience not so extreme?",Lots of anger and food. +Yeah let's just forget everything he's ever said he will do and live in imagination land.,"Yes, because every single President to date has accomplished every single campaign promise, with no exceptions." +Cats do not abide by the laws of Nature,Bye Felicia +Ya don't remember USA vs. the commie-nazis 1944-1945?,In the middle of berlin when the raised their flag on the reichtag right ? +"I know the daily mail is a trash tier magazine, but it was the only source I could find quickly, and it honestly didn't have to be that accurate, it could be off by a factor 1000 and the odds would still be vastly one sided","No worries, just thought I'd point out it's a trashy tabloid in case you weren't from the UK and were fortunate enough to have not encountered the publication before :)" +dat title :p awesome news nevertheless. hope for perf parity with the Win release,Shitty mobile phones :/ +"If your main's Class Hall got invaded... The Maelstrom (Shaman) is narrow and long with a lot of defensible choke points, is only accessible by portal or by flight currently, and offers a few hidden nooks to provide cover from incoming fire. The Shaman Class Hall is usually dozens of Shaman standing around silently judging each other and ghost wolfing around with elitist contempt. In the event of an invasion however, I feel like we would all immediately look at each other, smile, and drop eleven thousand counterstrike totems at once while giggling at the mass suicide the invaders commit. The momentary unity would be glorious, followed by a sudden return to assuming everyone else there is beneath you and refusing to inspect anyone to prolong that notion.","Well, we got a friggin *spaceship*, so I imagine orbital bombardment." +How do we have a precise number like 4.78-7.36 but we can't come up with a few maps?,"Those aren't precise numbers, they're confidence intervals." +I think your bama flair is getting you hate. I honestly believe that is why people are downvoting you. I guess people think it is okay to be a dick if you are a football player. Here's an upvote for having some sense.,The sentiment is appreciated lmfaooo +also byun ByuN hyun woo,That wasn't in this link so I don't see your point. +"We're a nation of states, and states' rights is an important part of our system of government. The electoral college helps prevent massive states like California from basically taking over the government. Think of our federal government as the EU, and the states are the member countries. They all have their own specific interests they're pursuing. It's one of the things that makes governing our country tough, because you have to deal with all these states that want to do their own thing. Sometimes we resort to shady tactics and strong arming to punish them into conforming, like funding and the drinking age.","Yeah, no, we aren't a federation of independent nations, and that extreme states' rights conception of our nation died (thankfully) at Appomattox Courthouse in April 1865." +You never know what you truly had until you lose it.,Do tell me more tales of your sharp edge +Same. Estimated delivery is November 22-24,Same here! +Datsun 240z,I have a '71....anything specific you want to know? +"you can't, but you can identify what brewery you work at, hoping they reward all of you",I think a free beer allowance is a pretty dandy reward already +It's definitely father and daughter and it makes sense. Lance lost both his daughters and Thea lost both her parents. Thea has also known him pretty much her whole life because of how close the Lance and Queen families were.,True Oliver banged everyone in there family including Quentin himself +The Australian test cricket team warming up before a recent match.,Cruel but fair. +Home invader with Birdshot wounds,Looks like he was shot while running away. +Best cheap storage that can be accessed outside the network?,ownCloud works pretty good +"Given how 2016 has been a great example of how shitty over hyping is, I will observe this with little optimism but just enough that it might surprise me.","Why, No Man's Sky was great." +"its 1200 mmr, i doubt any of them are getting above 500 gpm without picking heros like alch. I doubt in 1200 mmr you see camps being stacked, supports probably dont zone out the safelane, they probably dont pull. I can only imagine what 1200 mmr ranking games look like, but to say dont carry unless 500 gpm, that is just wrong.","I agree, say what you want but higher mmr carries get it easy with regard to being able to get a good gpm - low mmr players are consistently doing it on their own." +"Hmm. Okay, so the campaign happens. After that, how would you have preferred to have dealt with the situation?",Kosovo region(which had autonomy) gets some deal akin to that of the republica srpska and they get told the same thing we said to the republica srpska:Shut up and if you ever try to reunite with the motherland we cut the cashflow.If you want to reunite with Serbia/Albania try hard to join the EU. +Omg..this guy uses anything to hog lime light...Shame on him for using his 96 year old mother to advance his political career.. Look at her man; she can barely walk..There is not even a single male members in her family to help her eh?? First full fill ur duties to ur own parents; then people can come & fullfil Nations duties..,Now we need to see k whether she used to visit bank previously or this is just a Mummy favour? +Avery Bradley.,Aka the asshole that never passes on 2k +Advanced kid. 2 years and already literally shaking,Early onset parkinsons +yep yep and yep,(yep)^^3 +"Odell Beckham Jr becomes fastest player to reach 3,500 career receiving yards (36 games)",He's only known for 1 catch +I am.. Disgusted,"Obviously you aren't aware that that flag is about heritage, not hate." +How did you break the gargoyles? The latest parody tf2 comic basically pointed this out to me. The state of the tf2 code (or bad devs but I wang to give them the benefits of the doubt ) is so bad that you broke something that was just a copy and paste of last year?,What +"LAKERS BACK TO .500 WITH WIN AGAINST THE BULLS UPVOTE PARTY!!! Not the greatest performance, but this makes up for the last time we played them, we'll take the W I LOVE BASKETBALL",Luke Walton top 3 coach in the nba right now +"From the sound of it, Allred already has everything. Tape, emails, phone recordings, witnesses. This is her dropping the gloves and asking Trump to make his damn move.","In hockey, this is the equivalent of the casual stare down, relaxed shoulders and toss of the gloves and stick, followed by a calm removal of the helmet." +But we still vote them in!,I'm sorry if being all happy go lucky with LGBT people isn't my first priority in looking for someone to vote for. +Help get Donald J. Trump elected president!,No that was fake news! +Guardians of the Galaxy 2 Reshoots Have Begun,"Welp, the film is a failure." +"I don't think so. Bortles finished last year at #4. Against a shitty SD defense, it's likely to be a high scoring game.",SD's secondary is the better part of their defense +What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal? A keeper,Ha Futbol joke! +"How many XL citadels went up during the VIP mode We have one on XX space. Who did put more? Did someone drop fortizar into enemy staging, early enough to abuse patch day?",Ours did i think. +Most likely ~28 hours from now. Seems like Yonkou won't be posting one this week.,28 hours......... My heart..... My soul...... It's going to be a long Monday :'( +"And everybody plays that build to survive, GG diversity. GG game that prides itself on diversity. I call bullshit on that. ggg is so desperate to kill players that they had no choice but to implement bullshit mechanics. yes. I challenge ggg to build decent content that doesnt relies on spike dmg to kill players. yes you hear me right. All games have bullshit cannot be mitigated 100% hit chance insta kill instagib spike dmg. ggg would be GGG if they can solve this problem. :)","I don't think they are so desperate to kill players, they have a button for that purpose (kill a random HC player) but they don't seem to use it often" +Train Cars Coupling,What's good bro? +"So now we are back to where we were before the buff which is a class with mediocre damage, a bit above average burst, and zero survivability.",But you have the best class fantasy so go suck your thumb in the corner. +"I don't get what's happening? He posted a picture of him walking, probably taken by a photographer at training, and added some emojis. What does that have to do with his attitude in training or whatever?",Very confused Oh the emojis in question: Zipper mouth-face Reversed hand with middle finger extended haha +A buff to the bison,Did someone say nerf the Bison? +"It's literally the dumbest thing, my mom and her husband always reminisce about how the world was so much safer and less violent when they were kids than it is today. When my country was literally occupied by the Nazi fucking empire when they were born. Is it possible they may be wearing slighly rose-tinted glasses?","To be fair, when they were not in war, it was probably way saffer than today, even with Nazi occupation." +Oh when a billionaire successful businessman won the presidency? So crazy right..?,This may help you: +"Because you get $5 instead of giving $5. Trust me, I'm a Financial Engineer with a PhD in currency symbol placement.",If they're an engineer they'll tell you! +WATCH YOUR MOUTH OR WE MIGHT STOP BEATING OHIO STATE FOR YOU,WE TOLD YOU **NOT** TO BEAT THEM LAST YEAR +Romero plays the game,Anyone else remember Lesnar grabbing the cage preventing Couture from taking him down? +How about the bacteria that has like 30 gajillion genders? Do you classify them as female if you happen to find a vagina in them?,"C'mon, I know tumblrinas are a pain in the ass, but it seems a bit much to call them 'bacteria'" +Glad to see the *pragmatism* of Chinese politics in play! This wouldn't happen in the inefficient democratic system of the West.,"Yeah, this would never happen in someplace like America!" +Over half of anti-Trump rioters arrested in Portland did not vote...,What a surprise. +One of Nasrs strengths seems to be that he's able to handle pressure. GUT is really shit at that.,cue flying gloves +But she was at every fund raiser. :-),Was that a dig? +"After reading everything else in this thread, goddamn your boss is a cunt. I'm now far more grateful of mine. Positive reinforcement goes a long way and helps build confidence. This guy is just bashing you for not being the precise mold he expects you to be. I've had my fair share of looking like a doofus on a job site with my boss when he pop quizzes me. Whenever I muck something up he always tells me that it's just one of those things that becomes second hand nature after a while. The fact he doesn't like the emphasis you put in your log book clearly shows hes a VERY POOR trainer/leader. Everyone has their own niche, their specific skill levels and things they struggle with. A log book is about YOU not their expectations. What the fuck is his problem.",This. +"I seriously dont get how the Riot employees responsible for this still have jobs. I mean, if I fuckup like this in my job, I will get fired","Hey come on man, they're just a simple indie start up company" +"The_Donald, so-called 'bastion of free speech', wants this man deported because he has shared opinions and facts they find extremely triggering. Whatever your thoughts on this man, let's get him to the Front Page and respect him 'speaking his mind' without being afraid of offending conservatives.",But the fucking LIBCUCK deserves it ! +"And I heard it only costs 3,200 pearls for the new Stable FPS Pack.","Sounds like an expansion to me, for 32 bucks, I'd gladly pay to support the game I love to play" +"He's been banging any drum that will get people to cheer for him. It's all bullshit though, anyone with half a brain can see that.",He's a populist and people are easily controlled by emotion. +We just say manager.,But you said... +"News Websites that know NOTHING about Pokemon If you were to type up 'Pokemon' on Google and go to the 'News' section, you'll see stuff about Sun and Moon, Pokemon Go, and all of that, but one thing that bugs me is when there's a report that talks about the dumbest things, like Will Baby Pokemon Replace Eggs and There's Brand New Pokemon Coming to Pokemon Go Called the 'Second Generation' See Leaked Photos Here! If the people making these had even the slightest idea of what Pokemon actually was or had even researched it for more than 5 seconds, they wouldn't be making these cringey, poor excuses of 'news'. But everyone followed like sheep when Pokemon Go came out and these 'news' people are just reeling it in with crap like that. I just find it irritating to scroll through the news, looking for more stuff about Sun and Moon, only to find another dumb thing that another attention seeking idiot posted just to catch in on the craze. Anyone else fed up with this?",What is this mysterious second generation? +now we need the if support/medic players dont drop ammo after 60 seconds you can just take it from them update.... you know like hardline has. Please Dice,"Uhmmm, that's called stealing and is not historically accurate." +"Definitely going to be branded toilet paper for all of the fanboys because remember, everything with a Tesla badge is instantly better!","It's going to be a Sybian, modeled on Elong's wand." +"so, try not committing crimes if you have a baby to protect and where was the dad?",try exercising that brain and reading the article before posting your already answered questions. +"A don't mind watching ads, it's watching the same ads over and over again that annoys me","if A dont mind watching ads, how about B and C?" +Fuji all-around is an inexpensive tank of a gi,Seconded. +"By changing, adding or removing one letter, how can you make a superhero or supervillain worse?","Rant Man, becomes everyones annoying uncle" +I can't right now,OMG trump literally killed this person by getting elected and causing the *shudder* protests in the first place! +She picked that Skyrim face.,First thing I thought of was Skyrim too +Hanke lied to us.,The reward is knowing you completed it +"And its completely countered with a cleanse so outside of QM, its a really ineffective ult.",Cleanse can't be self cast... +Elite Dangerous Support is the best.,woooow i'm so impressed +"This is such a cop out. Parties shift. The republicans got behind Trump because that was the best way to the White House. The Dems failed to realize that backing Bernie was a smarter choice, and in-turn sunk their chances at the presidency. Anyone who is currently playing the He wasn't a member of the party card, should honestly consider if this is the party they want to be part of as we move forward - because the old party, better not look like the new one.",Kaine/Cuomo 2020 +That would be crashing into everyone so they don't get you first.,"No, that's preemptive striking" +Nope. You just get the book with the pictures. So courageous.,Well in that case I'll wait for the eBook +"There's not a single assault rifle in that photograph, just hunting rifles and shotguns.","Well, they are, if you're a liberal..." +cubs fans here in cle are beyond chippy and getting quite a bit aggressive. be careful out there tonight guys.,Are they being the equivalent to Warriors fans.. Except they aren't blowing a 3-1 lead in The Finals? +maybe this is because he stream literally a black screen while he went out to dinner with his family?,The black screen is pretty racist tbh which is probably one of the reasons he got banned +In our county if you kill a motorcyclist you're more likely to get away without any citation than if you were to injure them.,Because the guilt would definitely be enough. +"Regardless of what this kid did, the BLM enablers and handlers will be out in full force. It's like a black person should be allowed to commit any crime he wants and not have to suffer any consequences. What is wrong with AMerican society and why are you people allowing it to happen?",Who are you calling YOU PEOPLE? +Boa boa boa (puta merda como eu odiava isso!!! Minha vez de me vingar!!!),... Se vingar de quem mesmo...? +You need league approval to sign contracts now?,Depends on whether LA wants him. +"You basically have three choices early on: * Go with heavy gear and tank the damage but sacrifice mobility * Go with light gear and roll-dodge everything but die after a few hits * A combination of both The combination of both worked best for me. You might want to try that. Also keep your eye out for good gear. I know there's a good staff early on in one of the chests in one of the sleeping quarters. For survivability, you really have to get good at roll-dodging. Having said that, I really couldn't stand the game. It feels like Dark Souls in slow motion. I love Dark Souls (who trilogy) btw.",Staffs confused me as their damage was always super low and the enemies are pretty tough. +A plane?,? +Gas delay Why does it take a minute and 30 seconds for the gas to actually enter the map when its suppose to be spreading? I think it could help speed up the game which I think the game needs right now.,"Its definitely weird how the gas wave starts, but doesn't really start for over a minute later because the gas starts way out of bounds." +"What do people think of this deal, pro + Sony XBR55X700D for 1K??","its not a bad deal but if you have more money to spend, this sub has been praising the KS8000 nonstop." +"Excluding Petrification to attempt to cull any characters that don't have RM procs, players that want to minmax EXP should be egging characters to 50 no matter what for EXP record materias. Even if you don't to do that, low levels should not be the criteria. You gain the same amount of EXP on a level 1 or on a level 50 character. RM notwithstanding. You should _take full synergy teams_ to events to max EXP, even if that means not taking a level 1 core character to a difficulty 20 dungeon when you have a realm appropriate level 75. Realistically, if you're not super far behind the curve, using eggs to 1-50 any new characters shouldn't really be all that taxing on your egg stash. Players young enough for eggs to be a problem probably aren't thinking of full-levelling everything as a priority anyway.","I've had almost everyone maxed since the last orbfest, so these days I just egg new characters to 65." +Literally unplayable.,You're opinion is no concern of mine +You never kn-,Why is it that people having a heart attack always have time to type an extra dash (-) before they go? +I'm gonna go out on a limb here and assume that the images in the book aren't gonna be found by simply google-searching for apple design.,You can bet they will be once people get their hands on it +Plus you find out he's actually eleven years old and this is his first multiplayer game ever so he never used his mic for gaming.,His only previous games were mobile and web based freemium stuff and he just wanted to branch out to new genres and noticed OW was pretty popular. +"Who do you expect to be the survivors on each team? Tag Match: If SDL wins, American Alpha will be the sole survivors, if Raw wins, I think New Day will be the sole survivors, although I would like to see Enzo and Cass or the Club survive. Women's Match: If Raw wins, I see Charlotte and Nia surviving, if SDL wins, probably Nikki and/or Becky. Men's Match: If Raw wins, Roman will definitely survive, along with maybe Rollins and one of JeriKO. I can also see JeriKO being the sole survivors. If SDL wins, I think AJ will definitely survive. It would be interesting if it just came down to AJ and Dean. I don't see Shane surviving. What do you all think?",**Women's:** SDL - Becky or Nikki RAW - Bayley **Tag Team:** SDL - American Alpha or Slater & Rhyno RAW - New Day or Cesaro & Sheamus **Men's:** SDL - Ambrose RAW - Reigns or Rollins +Dolphin emulator can now boot every Nintendo Gamecube game,Can anybody help me get started with this?. +That horrible cunt of a woman from 'The Girl Next Door'. Pure evil.,Which is horrible because she truly existed. +Well now that's cleared up..,Because telling people to do things always makes them do them. +more deadly car accidents How do you make a deadly car accident more deadly?,"With marijuana, of course." +"Production scenarios for mdt's advanced configuration database? Hi all, I'm hoping to get the most out of mdt that I can and I'm hoping hear about some of the production use cases that are being handled by the MDT SQL database. Due to the size and topology of my org, I've so far been handling things in the task sequences themselves as much as possible. Anyhow looking forward to hearing some of the creative ways people are using it and possibly finding some strategies I can adapt","So far, I use the database for naming the computers and for specifying that specific models get specific software installed." +"We don't all want the old elo system back, please stop spreading those ''99%'' numbers! Dear player who wants the old elo system back, I respect your opinion. However, I also happen to have a different take on the matter. Currently, there is a thread on the main page where some people are stating that ''99%'' of the playerbase would want the MMR visible and that ''ALL'' have been asking for the elo system back but Riot isn't listening. Please, do not take your personal opinion and slap a ''this is what the people want'' phrase on it. I am sick of people coming up with ideas and then stating that ''this is what everybody have wanted all these years''. It is not, don't take your opinion and enforce it on everybody else.",you want to live in a lie? +"She doesn't regularly walk out. From what the other bartenders tell me, she's good for her money. It just so happens that this time she either got too messed up and forgot to pay or intentionally decide to walk out. I will be sure to let her know that it will be the last time that it happens and that it won't be forgotten so that this doesn't become a regular thing for her.","ah, I misunderstood then" +One of the waitresses there has the finest ass I have ever seen in my life.,The short one with brown hair? +"Sore Hillary losers are doxxing and harassing electoral college voters to change their vote, even showing up at their homes.",Well nothing's going to change their vote more than being harassed +50Plus betwijfelt cijfers CBS: we worden helemaal niet zo oud,Ja maar als ik bij mij in de omgeving kijk haalt 9 van de 10 mensen de AOW leeftijd niet .. +"Students at LDS schools, don't let this be you",I'm surprised she can smell anything other than frozen nose hair when she opens her window in Iceburg. +It makes no sense that they would only introduce that raid once.,Nothing makes sense with them...but asians are weird... +Clearly you forgot about qwilfish.,Who +"Moment mal, nur die Schulter? Wo ist der restliche Mensch? Wer Stalin?",Jetzt sei nicht so Trotzki und gib dich mit der Schulter zufrieden. +nn? take hrbt,What a great idea... +I regret qualifying this week,Penalty shootouts shouldn't be in weekend league IMO. +My FUT weekend in nutshell,This game doesn't reward the player that creates the best chances but rather it rewards the player that gets lucky. +She did it. How you figure she got him to lean on the marryin' post?,She told him that unless he wants a matching set he better listen up good. +"Wow, I was confused about the placement of that Bible and his hands when I first opened this: it really looked to me like his pants were open and his hand was down his pants.",He is clearly planting bibles to grow faith. +"uh, what? Jeff has always tried his best to make Giantbomb as apolitical as possible. They never even mentioned the election. The only thing Jeff cares about is video games. and rap. and shitty pizza. But that's it. ^^and ^^hatsune ^^miku",I guess there was that one time he said that Soul Calibur 4 went too far with Ivy's boobs? +Same. I just wish the windows can be made smaller so I can listen to YouTube music in splitscreen while having it only take a sliver of the screen,Does YouTube music not have background play enabled? +"Sure, I'd like a male please",Sure! +India beat Pakistan to enter U-18 Asia Cup hockey final,Another surgical strike. +"Just curious about your reasoning, could you elaborate more on the specific reasons why Clinton was 100% and Trump was 99%?",Clinton wasn't edgy enough. +What new punctuation marks do we need in this day and age?,"Context indicators, such as reddit does with" +Knot This Time!,That would work well on those super compliant straight driving police chase giving criminals... +Because WAR ON DRUGS,WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR +OFFICIAL SUPPORTERS SHIELD UPVOTE PARTY GO CRAZY FAM WE'VE DONE IT. ONTO THE TREBLE,Castillo who? +"Libya: Monkey pulls off Muslim girl's hijab; monkey and 21 people killed, 50 injured in ensuing fighting",How soon before the nutters call the monkey an alt-right figurehead? +Our neighbours to the south saw fit to elect an petulant orange child.,"...uh, that won't help us much." +"Let Trump the Orange be vanquished by Queen Hillary, the Messiah, Conqueror of Libya, Champion of the Democrats, Protector of the Goldman Sachs and Warden of the West! ...Oops, looks like Trump is our new god-emperor.","But let's talk about how Lenin, Stalin and Mao had horrible personality cults!" +It was so comical to see #draintheswamp all over my Facebook feed during the campaign. Haven't seen it since.,"Well, the swamps been drained!" +Eating dinner on business trip!,that looks so fucking good +Treasured Memories...,you should put everyones innocence before joining this sub +GosuGamer quote was taken out of context. Blizzard saying Be nice to us was meant in a joking way.,Gosugamers... the ESPN of E-Sports +"4 and 5 therefore 9. 9 and 9 therefore 18. 18 and 18, therefore 36. 4 and 5 therefore 9.","Hey, I'm not the only Soul Coughing fan left, nice." +Canucks inquiring about Evander Kane,Yeah let's do this +"Non-Americans of Reddit: Without naming your country, what's the immediate giveaway that someone is an American Tourist?","They mix up London Bridge and Tower Bridge, because apparently some bridge in America was meant to be based on one of the two, but for some reason it wound up looking like the other." +I'm British. People make fun of our food all the time. Fish and chips are NICE dammit!,"I love fish and chips, I just wish you guys called them fries" +You should see more films,"I'm sorry, I've only seen two films in my lifetime" +Call me pessimistic but.. I expect a boring stream about ship pipelines. New ships etc. Same old shit we've been seeing the past 1-2 years. With possibly a 5min teaser of something else. Anything more and I'd be positively surprised..,"maybe we will finally see the caterpillar, haven't seen much of it yet." +I wonder if Bill is dicking her,I'm wondering how many times Bill **DID** dick her. +"As a SF Fan, fuck your co-worker. Seriously, been in Texas my whole life and the past decade has been every remaining Cowboys fan in Texas shitting on Romo. Dude earned a hell of a lot of respect from me. Can't wait to hear how The Fan spins this this afternoon.",Ben and Skin did right by the Romomeister +There has been so many hoaxes that these stories are basically in the fiction section at this point. You have to want to believe this.,This is how we get people to ignore when the racist nationalists actually do start to emerge. +Honey keeps my liver full? Isn't that what alcohol is for?,"We have to test alcohol again now, for science." +"Well, yeah. I'm sure those poor kids living in their parents basements will be comforted by her understanding words said behind closed doors to her mega rich donors.","Meh, it's better than manipulating them to vote for him by promising things that won't happen." +"The deploy point you selected is no longer available This bug is really annoying. It constantly appears whenever I try to spawn on a squad mate. Yes I know that you can't spawn on teammates in tight spaces, but I get this message even when I clearly see them running around on the map. This forces me to spawn elsewhere or wait long enough for the bug to stop, which can take around 15 seconds. I don't know how common it is to other players, but I encounter it once per match at least.",You can still usually spawn on them if you select a different point than reselect your squadmate +"Guys please.....There is more to Revelations. I know ZiS is fun and all (even I can't stop playing it), but revelations has so much we decided to not make use of. what about the dempsey cipher? what about monty spelling rumour with a u, and saying it was a little easter egg that was everything? what about the revelations will last 18 months? what about all the unsolved storyline mysteries right now in treyarch zombies? what about the gravestones step? what about the wisp becoming bigger if people on your team die on the rocks in the corruption turret areas? (theres a few more as well, but i just cant think of them right now) Think of it. If you were a company wrapping up one of its biggest game modes thats been going on for 8 years, would you try and put as much into the last map as you can? or would you just put a bad ee and literally nothing else? I know there is no super ee, but there is definitely more.",if treyarch wants us to play their game then they are gonna have to listen to us and not treat us like shit +"There is so much potential for the Traitor King. Can we discuss Anub'arak? *Tl;dr: Anub'arak has the potential to be on par with Muradin and ETC as a top tier tank. Some changes to his base health (currently much lower than other warriors) and talents like Regeneration Master can put him in a really good spot.* Over the past couple months I have been starting to pick up the tank role and have been learning Muradin and ETC. I feel I have been fairly successful in using them so I decided to take on Anub'arak next. I really feel like he has the potential to be a top tank but he feels pretty squishy compared to the other warriors so I did a bit of a comparison. It turns out he has the lowest base health of all the warriors including Varian and even less than the Butcher. Here are some numbers to compare (health at level 1): * Anub'arak = 2205 hp * ETC = 2525 hp * Muradin = 2738 hp * Sonya = 2435 hp * Stitches = 2848 hp * Zarya = 2314 hp * Varian = 2215 hp * Butcher = 2240 hp As you can see, Anub'arak has significantly less health than the other warriors. Now my first thought was to just give him another 400 base hp and that would do it but I realise it isn't that simple. I have been looking at Anub'arak's kit and talents and compared them to Muradin, ETC and other warriors and tried to understand him properly. This is what I understand about Anub'arak: * Has the ability to engage, reposition and escape using Burrow Charge. * Significantly less health than other tanks. Somewhat makes up for it with damage mitigation from Harden Carapace but it is lackluster. * Beetles can soak up skillshots (for more damage mitigation and can even protect against some CC like Muradin's Storm Bolt). * Can peel for allies using Impale and Burrow Charge and even Cocoon. Able to interrupt abilities like Mosh Pit or Jug of 1000 Cups. * Some sustain using Harden Carapace and Locust Swarm. * Variety of good talents allowing for tank, anti-mage, bruiser and Beetle builds. My suggestion is to give Anub'arak just a small health buff so he has about the same base health as Sonya. I don't think that will be too much to make him first ban in Hero League but I think it could put him in a pretty good spot. Another thought I have is to give him a unique version of Regeneration Master (I call it Nerubian Exoskeleton). Numbers can obviously be tweaked but here are a couple of potential ideas: * Gathering a Regeneration Globe increases your Health Regeneration by 1 per second, up to 30. After gathering 30 Regeneration Globes, also increase your Harden Carapace shield by 200. *(Simple but unique to Anub'arak. Grants him more health regeneration and buffs his shields rather than health since he would get a base health buff anyway and we don't want to go overboard with that.)* * Gathering a Regeneration Globe increases your Harden Carapace shield by 10, up to 200. After gathering 20 Regeneration Globes, increase your Harden Carapace shield by an additional 100 and its duration by 1 second. *(Focuses more on his ability to shield himself and his capacity for damage mitigation rather than health regeneration.)* * Gathering a Regeneration Globe increases your Harden Carapace shield by 10, up to 300. After gathering 30 Regeneration Globes, Burrow Charge will also shield you for 15% of your maximum health. *(A bit of an out there idea but strengthens his engage and escape. Also has the potential for some creative survivability.)* Anub'arak also has some other generic talents that could have unique versions implemented for him (Burning Rage, Blood for Blood, Hardened Shield, Rewind) but I think for now they are fine how they are. If you like or dislike these ideas or have some criticism, feedback or just something relevant you would like to share, please let me know. I would love to hear your thoughts and discuss Anub'arak and other heroes and their place in the game.",Or maybe they just buff his health +Those are the rules as written. Luckily we've no data on the rules as applied.,Seeing as how we've never used nuclear weapons +"Dicking bimbos, the Cheney idiots, I'm loving it.",The Hillary Mafia. +"She doesn't outright use these words, but based on some specific examples she gave, she basically says; Science as we know it should be wiped clean and started from scratch if we want to undo white colonialism. There are other beliefs that haven't been explored because Newton came along and discovered gravity because of an apple and the world just accepts that as fact. She goes on to dismiss essentially all of mankind's scientific accomplishments because her culture wasn't represented enough through history in the scientific community and feels she's qualified to make these statements because she took science classes in high school and they were... just, yeah.","Yup, pretty much exactly what I was thinking but I couldn't word it as specifically." +'Michigan certifies Trump as winner' - CUCKS MELTDOWN in 3...2...1...,"Wait, wait, let's not forget the 2 million Syrians Bill wanted to rebuild Detroit, they should get votes too!" +Cory Booker: Stephen Bannon 'unfit' to serve,A message from your 46th President. +Trump's organization did business with Iranian bank later linked to terrorism,Only bank that would give him a loan +He's fixing to know what's up at Area 51 ... That's some shit that will scar you.,"Literally just prototypes for experimental weapons tech, and military air planes." +"TIL that, according to the CDC, more than 60 million people in the United States may be infected with a potentially lethal, brain-damaging parasite called Toxoplasma gondii.","I, for one, welcome our feline overlords." +"Oh look, its magical moon magic uteruses again. Let's all come together and celebrate our pain. Remember girls, don't hate your period, celebrate it!",Women as masochists --so feminist and GC! +Why is Lundqvist not playing? Rangers don't have a B2B.,"He just played 3 in 4 and two of them when to a SO (back to back, even)" +That wasn't a foul either but I honestly think that they gave that for the false impression of parity. The Raps are extremely unlikely to win at this point so they'll give them calls.,"No way, that can't be it" +Still better than any Madden game ever was and ever will be.,"The best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be" +"Public transport and babies So I am at work listening to the local radio when they start talking about public transport (interesting, I know). Some bitch calls in, sounds to be in her mid 40's and starts complaining about people in wheelchairs. She claims it angers her when she takes the disabled spot on the bus for her kids buggy, and a disabled individual asks her to move. She also claims that it is not right because they get disability allowance too. Listening to people like this give me radiation sickness, can we please purge the universe of them?",What the... bitch. +"Warren to President-Elect Trump: You Are Already Breaking Promises by Appointing Slew of Special Interests, Wall Street Elites, and Insiders to Transition Team",...says the Senator who railed against Wall Street and then turned around and endorsed Hillary Clinton. +"Cuba has pardoned 787 prisoners in response to Pope Francis's call for world leaders to show mercy to inmates, authorities said on Tuesday.",Does this have something to do with the recent interview where The Pope praises communism? +"You were talking about me you fucking weirdo. Good lord, your meltdown is getting more embarrassing by the second.","Man, you really don't like losing an argument do you?" +"What are the strangest groups that could be considered cults, by definition?",Many of the stronger Corporate Cultures can be considered cults by the strictest definition of the term. +I went to my friend's rock climbing gym today and managed to reverse-autism the girl at the front desk. me: can I get a pair of shoes please? her: yes please.,Honestly my brain would make it seem like it was my fault +"Oh, I am. Just because it's legal don't make it right. Rent control is an awful system and this is just one of its pernicious consequences.","Rent control and rent stabilization are not the same thing, so if you want to shoot your mouth off about them, you should probably learn the difference." +Modern day Shakespeare,2016 Tito +Math majors tend to do the best on the LSAT with an average of about 160,"You're right, I forgot about that." +I was walking home with my coffee yesterday morning and ran into a lean mean meme machine sitting on a sidewalk bench reading a newspaper.,dat propaganda +It's cool lol,Merry Christmas from down under! +But if everyone starts revolting by registering as Muslim wouldn't that bring the country together because now they're all registered Muslims?,Maybe that's Trump's plan all along! +the thing is this will become a dance single. He will have his 15 minutes of fame.,The next William Hung +Vote for the villain because he knows best how villains get away with it!,Only Trump knows how to close the loopholes that Trump has been exploiting! +"Obama ordered drone strikes that killed up to 116 civilians, the White House admits. Will the innocent, forgotten victims of Obama's murderous rampage be hidden from the front page?",This should include all the Allied troops as well. +Vizio P50-C1 or cheaper 4k tv? I found a pretty good deal at Costco where they are selling the P50-C1 for $880. I was having a budget around $500-$700 for a cheap 4K tv. Is it really worth it? And I've been reading that the 50 inch does have its limitations compared to other P series tvs. I'm leaning towards yes of purchasing the tv. Just wondering if anyone can either steer me or tell me about their experience with the P50-C1.,I have a P50 and am very satisfied with it. +"I prefer including how to conduct research or how to select quality references in curriculum. My teachers were busy selecting facts for us to memorise, that they forgot it was us who should think for ourselves.",Research subjects already exist. +"Yup. Oh noes, I'm a terrible person because I don't help people in other subs. Yup, imaginary internet forum points. Great measurement of my moral fibre. Apparently hanging out in JCJ is a sign you're *trash*. _____________ Let's face it, I'm trash because I called out his bullshit attempt to use JCJ to bully someone.",Yeah fuck you for calling out his bullshit! +"Bullshit like enforcing laws, right?",Yeah fuck them doing their there job am I right. +Can somebody source this?,"iFunny, apparently." +"I think the Russia did it narrative may be effective for swaying Baby boomers, but anyone under 45 likely dosent care, and sees Russia as a crumbling oil state.","As someone who is close enough to 45 I might as well be, I find myself seeing the Democrats point the finger and try to deflect method as strangely like some crap my kids would try and I'm not buying it." +"Oh geez, that's not cheap. Sadly, I can't afford that, but it definitely seems like a potent tool. Though I think that's more the artist being talented, in this case.",There's always the pirate bay... +Step right up DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?,THIS MAN JUST SEXUALLY HARASSED ME +Inside my head....inside my head...inside my head,Tsk ...Matt being all correct and pronoucing the *obviously* silent 'H' in (H)ead. +"What people don't realize is that technology doesn't just advance as a result of waiting. What advances technology is people with dreams, like Musk, forcing people to work their fucking asses off for years as they push the envelope on tech until they make it do what they need it to do. That's how technology advances. It's all about priorities and willpower.",Well said. +can you do this with the bomb?,no the bomb dond move from a he blast and i m not sure you can throw the bomb there +"It amazes me how the observation is I randomly pass out all the time, and they conclude this isn't a problem.",Some people just lack any form of self-preservation. +"I like how they SPECIFICALLY STATE that the changes aren't complete and there's much more to come, and yet that didn't do the slightest thing to prevent you all from freaking out.",You must be new. +"What an absolute crock of shit. These type of hits are the exact thing the league is supposedly trying to limit, yet this may go unpunished? Hypocritical nonsense. The worst part is defenders will be more willing to make hits like this knowing there's a precedent of a no call/fine. For fucks sake, Falcons fans were blatantly calling that a dirty play.","It's okay man, Neal was wearing the right shoes at the time of the hit so he should clearly not be fined." +While we're on the subject of underappreciated YouTube cooking channels... This charming old man catches all of his fish from his lake and prepares them with different recipes.,"but he doesn't humorously demean anybody on the screen, so it's lacking the real feel" +Well tonight's the night I'm going to finally finish up the main story of ffxv. The baby and lady are asleep and my dog is laying next to me as I finally finish the game up. Excited and sad at the same time. Wish me luck lol,"i just finished and i didnt believe the people that where in tears , but now im in tears" +"If you can find the gas sites in LS/NS/WHS to get your own materials, then sure it can be profitable. It's probably less profitable now than it was when they were all illegal though, but I haven't checked the numbers on that yet. Since you can now safely travel around HS with them in cargo, and put them on the market, you should be able to make a bit of money. NS ratting and WHS are probably more profitable per time/effort though.","wh gas doesnt make drugs, it makes ships." +That's ironic,"Not rain on your wedding day ironic, but it's up there." +"I've loved everything about this season...except for all the Cait stuff. It's like they just force it in to meet their Caitlin quota, but it doesn't feel natural at all. Which is a shame because I got nothing but love for character. But it's tough to balance that many arcs in a show I suppose when so much else is going on, on TOP of the villain of the week (which also seem kinda forced at this point lol).","Yeah it really sucks that they didn't tie her to a man this season, good thing all the other characters have relationship drama" +"Ah. I really like those, and really hope that hipsters don't catch on to them. They could really easily become the new fedora, if a certain crowd caught on. The fact that they come from native american tradition doesn't give them great odds at being ignored by... Actually, fuck it. I'm going to go make a new bolo tie business that markets them to hipsters.",That's the spirit! +Sinnoh is also connected to Johto.,"Connected, but there's probably another region in between, considering that they are based off of areas in the real world." +"Arruabarrena defeated Niculescu in the Seoul final with 2 bagels. However, the match lasted 3 sets.",Rigged shit +"Oh those pesky banks, always being naughty. Remember in the good old days, when those of us who actually got into political affairs before a black dude got elected as President used to debate whether or not America was an oligarchy? Well, once the pitchfork populists showed up with Trump and started drinking the blood of liberals and eating raw sausage at their SEC tailgate parties, that conversation has gone to the wayside. But guess what folks? We still live in an oligarchy.","Not true, those caught out were all sent to jail................oh :(" +Google will soon ban fake news sites from using its ad network,not sure how this is anti-stallmanesque +Can you sabotage the friendship between my crush and her bf? Thanks.,For 100 bucks I can make her boyfriend go on vacation for a while and have him mysteriously fall from his balcony while he's looking out at the sunset +Hey-oh! Me too! my ex of 3 years cheated on me and got knocked up with twins 2 months later. They're now separated after a couple years of marriage. I feel bad for the kids but god damn... that karma.,The delicious karma.... +Got my dream job and engaged.,Congratulations :) +"sgares to liquid for pimp shahz to TSM for FNS, semphis back to rifling roca and ryx to splyce freakazoid to coL/CLG/NRG just guesses/what i'd want to see","that splyce change up makes sense, also liquid NEED sgares desperately" +What you cant see is the crosshair on his screen made with Sharpie:D,That makes the no scope more accurate also. +Is that Irony? I think that is Irony.,*arriviste* can mean 'new rich' +You are part of what's wrong with this world.,"Yes, unfiltered honesty, that's exactly what is wrong." +The DNA is going the wrong way.,"This is incredibly frustrating to me, but it's never going to matter to anyone else :'(" +"This seems to be a pretty common request.... but think, for a second, what happens when you open the SDK up to enable a web service to spam into your device at-will. Could you imagine sitting on your couch and all of a sudden gHome starts rambling on about hot and horny mom's in your area want to meet you. I don't find this ever being an option... to much risk of it being abused.",My computer is open to the internet and this happens to me all the time! +I live in the lehigh valley Pa and have always seen the state as very liberal,"Philly, Pittsburgh and Harrisburg are fairly liberal, but everywhere else is pretty far right." +"Yes. 12% for the lowest tax bracket is higher than it is now (currently the lowest income tax bracket is 10%), which impacts only the poorest Americans or those making less than $20,000 a year. This includes a LOT of his supporters in the poorer rural states.",Do you know what the term marginal rate even means? +Trump voters hiding in plain sight in King County,Wait so king county isn't just a giant blue city thing? +"Maybe I should start a YouTube series called ... Really, where I go over the implications of games' mechanics or plots and what a seeing would really look like as a consequence.",I'd like to donate to your patreon. +"Glocks dink for like 45 max, not sure what you've been smoking my friend :o. Unless you mean gush and if you see you gush someone just shoot his body once, he gets heavy aimpunch during a gush so that's an easy follow up body shot....","Glock can be a one hit kill on the head if the enemy doesn't have helmet and is close enough (like, reaaally close)." +What would you call him?,snorts +It was always better to have a respected nemesis with two rings than to to be joined at the peak with six.,"Meh, I just went with the least annoying Har-bro." +ya man thats why i posted it.,*woosh* +Job opportunities for Blair Walsh,"Political revolutionary, specifically, radical leftist." +"Mother brings 14 month old to work, is shocked that her employer isn't happy",This link is poison on mobile. +If the Wyatt Family were chill surfer dudes instead of a cult.,They're infiltrated by Keanu Reeves. +"You'd be amazed how well you can see under a full moon. It's something that I got hooked on when I lived on Oahu. Tons of people paddle out on full moons there, especially in Waikiki. It really is my favorite way to surf. Too bad conditions line up so rarely for it. This month at Huntington and August at T-Street were the only night sessions I've had all year.","plus, the lights on HB pier are bright enough where you can surf with just them, even on a new moon." +"LPT: When you're sick and vomiting, eat nerds candy. They taste the same coming up as they do going down and it's colorful.","I'll stick with my peanut butter and bread, thank you very much!" +"Radamel Falcao scores vs Lorient, 40 seconds after being subbed in (1-0)",It's raining there. +"Just hit peak trans again :( Currently job-hunting, and the country I'm in is trying to be very forward-thinking and inclusive - to the point where so many application forms have a section on gender: male/female. I wish I could cross it out and put sex instead! And now tonight, a video by a pagan YouTuber I watch about cronehood... with the obligatory disclaimer that not all women have vaginas! Surely this is one place/time when having a vagina is actually crucial in the discussion?","Until the Christian faith says Mary could have been a MtT, I refuse to see Goddess as anything less than a natal woman in energy and form." +"Raw fed dog, likes to eat grass? I have an 8 yr old, male border collie. Switched to a raw diet over a year and a half ago. I rotate his protein sources from chicken, turkey, beef and lamb/bison (whatever's available). The pre-prepared diet has a fruit and veggie mix incorporated and changes seasonally, but usually includes; Swiss chard, broccoli, parsley, Kale, carrots, spinach, lettuce beet greens, apple, blueberry, strawberry, banana and cranberry. I also add kefir, fish oil, glucosamine, green lipped mussel and throw in the occasional sardine (packed in water). I've read everything from -dogs just like to eat grass - to - there's something missing from his diet. Wondering if anyone has any theories on why my dog still likes to graze on grass? And if any other raw fed dog owners notice theirs do it as well? Cheers!",I've found dogs usually nibble on grass when they are nauseous. +"Just so you guys know, us Latinos don't just sit around all day thinking damn white people are racist. Most of my friends throughout my life have been white skater kids and metal-heads who are chill as fuck and race never comes up unless we're joking around. Most PEOPLE aren't racist. Sure there are a ton of racist assholes out there but calling an entire group of people racist is fucking stupid and counter productive. Sure, some white people are racist as fuck. I know quite a few fellow Mexicans that are pretty fucking racist as well (sometimes against their own). Judge people as individuals. Treat everyone you meet with respect unless they give you a reason not to. I'm a left leaning, gun owning, Mexican-American that sees through the divide and conquer bullshit that both sides of the establishment have been pushing for decades.","Well said, sir." +I will root for any Pac-12 team in the playoffs.,"Even your hated rivals, Colorado?" +LOL Rams are a complete dumpster fire.,When they've come from a city that is one... +Reddit butthurt,Dude you're making the same comment as someone did 5 years ago you suck +A-posten ryker og 550 mister jobben i Posten: - Det er brutalt,Hurra for digital postkasse! +"Why do you think zarya was hotfixed so fast, compared to other low winrate releases? It might have something to do with the fact that no one bought her.","She was going to be used at Blizzcon, so Blizzard fixd her as fast as possible (which resulted on OP Zarya) Samuro wont be on Blizzcon so they can take some time with him and dont reverse Zarya him making him useless." +"TIL Unlike many other big cats, snow leopards are not aggressive towards humans. There has never been a verified snow leopard attack on a human being.",Good luck finding one. +That's a helluva run on sentence ... I like the floating car bit too,at least his dad didn't beat him with jumper cables. +"gentrification the buying and renovation of houses and stores in deteriorated urban neighborhoods by upper- or middle-income families or individuals, thus improving property values but often displacing low-income families and small businesses. Lets talk about this!!",Nah yer grand. +"More than 360,000 Americans ask Trump to Drop Stephen Bannon","i hear at 500,000 he has to do it!" +"On the bright side, losing a young superstar for an extended period might actually force the NHL to crack down on this bush league shit.",You forgot the +Sockets,Resilience +"This has got to be a joke, right? Right? Are there not entire classes thought about how law and morality are entirely separate sphere (i.e. we can have our own opinions, but the law dictates our behavior)? On a side note: I am surprised that the school wasn't named. Hell, if I was in that situation I'd name the school. They fired me and I have no more responsibility to them.",He doesn't want the school telling their side of the story because the accurate version probably paints him in a poorer light. +Another BF1 giveaway! Just leave a comment and I'll pick a winner at 10PM EST this evening.,This is almost a full comme +No they originally thought it was one guy only to later find out it was actually Sandman.,Wow... talk about shitty retconning +Do people not know how to turn their phones off any more?,But then I have to wait for it to turn back on! +"I just enjoy the tension I get there whether I go rogue or being chased by a rogue. It's hard to really say you like something based on a feeling over gameplay but that rush you get I can't get anywhere outside of the DZ. Well, now I can in Survival too.",Yeah and you'll get to keep that rush in the pvp version of it if they decide to separate the pve and pvp. +Welp - fully expect to end the day in the bottom 3.,Feeling better mate? +A fat person is half a moon holy shit,Plummer crack? +German intelligence services 'alarmed' about potential Russian interference in elections,"Big corp subsidizing candidates, corruption, misinformation, manipulation ... peanuts; Russia is a big problem compared to this." +"I am convinced porygon is the rarest thing in the game... I play a lot, and have like 5 snorlaxes, seen 3 wild dragonites, have a 141 pokedex, and never seen a wild porygon... people say they share spawns with charmander, which is one of the 2 I am missing(charizard)... my recommendation is to keep hatching eggs","That's my goal - I hatched 4 5 km eggs over the weekend, but sadly none were Porygon." +"dude tells me about abusive women in his past while calling one a slut, turns out to be a shithead","I don't appreciate your ruse, neckbeard." +Relic Pull Megathread May your swords be magnificent and your victories constant!,100 gem by my daughter: 4* Nodachi (X) +#25 West Virginia University @ #6 University of Virginia (2:00 PM ET),"If anyone wants to guard babyfaced man bun, that would be great" +I think console users should be given the diamond bundle because apparently they don't have it.,I play on Xbox One and I have them... +New FWD Nordschleife record 7:47,"So the Focus RS has 40 more horsepower, AWD and is still 16 seconds slower than a FWD Golf..." +You're paying 40% more for TV than you were 5 years ago,That's odd...0 seems to be smaller than what I was paying several years ago :D +Space Slam?,"They hyping the fact that the movie Space Jam turns 20 today, and that Jordan was in baseball at it time.... (it's an ad)." +Donald Trump's team 'discussing plans for Muslim registration system',"Hey I have a great idea, how about making them wear bands on their shoulder with the cresent and star?" +"Damn. She went full frontal. Normally they use at least a little patch over the vulva. Sick paint job, though.","Andy Golub doesn't allow things like pasties or c strings, from what I understand." +Custom stick brick glass pieces. I hope this hasn't been posted yet.,i want a brick with a mario warp pipe glass mouthpiece it has been decided +What would it be like if voting was mandatory and what would be a reasonable punishment for not voting? One of the top responses: A $200-$500 fine will do Non payment will result in lost points and suspension of their license.,"Yes, because mandatory voting totally wouldn't backfire at all!" +He's a funnier character than we've had in the other movies.,If only we can get him working... +"Look at me, I'm a reindeer! - By @fuzzt0ne",[Triggered] +Naked mirror selfie,"Wow, I haven't seen this one before!" +You're doing it wrong.,"I think I'm doing it right, I'm very bored, just most of the things I find entertaining aren't particularly interesting to most people." +"I dunno. I liked this show, but I feel it's not nearly as good as people are making it out to be. It relies too much on nostalgia, bringing nothing new to the table. No subtext, all in all pretty average. Don't get me wrong, I did like the show, but I think it's a bit overrated.",Bringing nothing new to the table other than a completely original series. +But *creeeepy* stuff happens in Nowhere.,It's up to Courage to save his new home! +"This is a hard one. On one side, free speech and all. On the other side, no one likes white nationalists (other then themselves of course). My only concern is that if Twitter does this, it should apply it to all other racist and hate speech people out other, including some of the folks in BLM that publicly say they hate white people etc. (yes, saying you hate a race makes you a racist, even if you're a minority hating a majority).",Well certainly if no one likes them they should be silenced. +Soul's verse was like a Steven King novel. Enthralling all the way up until the corny ending.,"I think he was saying that everything is made up of atoms (protons, neutrons, and electrons make up an atom)." +Found you.,Yep! +he tunnels way to hard on analyzing economy IMO. There are other aspects of the game to analyze.,Downside of being jewish +That is awesome. Make the most of your time together.,Exactly! +Source: Am British longer than you.,You have a point... +"Boss can't get clean in Phantom Pain. Anyone else run into this problem? I was half bloody, took a shower, then came out completely bloody. Took more showers and nothing happen. So I did another mission, went to a different shower, and still bloody.","You enjoy all the killing, that's why!" +"Naked man struts, poses on top of Metro bus in West Hollywood","Never change, LA." +"If oregon loses to state, Helfrich is most definitely gone..",mother fucker should already be gone. +The single most cost efficient widow mine shot in the history of widow mine shots.,K R E Y G A S M fuckin value +"Or it could be that adults sometimes bring their kids to a dinner party, and they're heating the pool so the kids have something to do....","I agree, but read the sentence about the kids and the pool and how the kids are getting there, read it again... it is bizzare, and easy to see how it can be interpreted with evil mischievous intentions." +"Yes, friend of the forest. I'd watch that cast time though, he's lvl 18 in the video. Probably won't be so easy at lvl 1.","Well, here's the thing, how's this guy supposed to kill dragon and baron?" +"Need help installing Mint with a particular desktop I'm using Linux live usb creator again because I don't know how to use rufus and wnat this done asap. How do I know if its MAte cinnamon, KDE or XFCE thats being used in the current linux mint 12.1 installation?","When I choose Exfat, the option to select to is grayed out." +Trump is my hero and God Emperor.,"lowercase 'g' please or you'll trigger Christians - they're easy to trigger, just make a coffee cup that's all red and watch them lose their minds." +Most offensive part of that title is President,Definitely angers me. +"She's not used at all in control warlock or mage, and she's considered a tech against control in control paladin. I'd say no in general. I can't speak to the more specific question you might have about whether she's a must for priest and warrior.","So the simple answer is she's a must in warrior, priest, and maybe paladin?" +Lol I like how they think they can silence us on social media and the Internet. All the paid CTR trolls in the world can't do shit to us because we shit post and meme it up for the Donald *for free*.,Under budget +You honestly thought he meant OP?,Did I need to add +because it isn't a democracy. What kind of democratic republic hand the person lose by 2 million votes the presidency the senate and the congress?,Democracy means winning election/referendum by telling lies. +on reddit every rape accusation is false unless it was committed by a muslim,Pray that you remember the +Property taxes went up 3%.,"and property value went up, so 3% is higher." +"Yes, it's really that hard to understand because Muslims CHOOSE to live in the West. I didn't say Islam isn't a problem. Get your shit together.",They may choose to live in the West but it doesn't mean they don't start hating it or they wouldn't be committing terrorist acts against the countries. +Is everyone going to ignore the fact that it says 28.0 ppg allowed since trading Jamie Collins but it's been one week and Seattle scored 31.,I think there was an interception returned for a field goal +Or you could just go outside and exercise. I think that's designed for weight loss too.,"Yea, but then I have to stop playing CoD/WoW/LoL for 30 minutes, and get changed, and stay away from that burning hot ball of fire in the sky." +"Standard, pick 3: D. Bryant @ Ind D. Moncrief @ Ten M. Thomas @ Car D. Baldwin @ Phi Thanks!","Thomas, Baldwin and Dez" +Elizabeth Warren just eviscerated the Wells Fargo CEO,Unfortunately she only did it figuratively and not literally. +"Of franchise quarterbacks, Rivers has by far the jankiest throwing motion. The fact that it works at all defies logic.","He still has an extremely quick release though, that's how he gets away with it." +"FPS issues with overpowered PC I have an i7-4790K @4ghz, 16GB of ram, and GTX 1080 but yet with shaders I can't get over 40 FPS??!!","What shaders are you using, is your FPS capped, how much RAM do you have allocated, and what's your render distance?" +"Jesus, didn't know malkin did everything to Murray, thought the initial hit was Alzy",Russians and collateral damage tend to happen a lot. +Is that mark henry? Those glasses are thickkkk,And tight. +"I accept the concept of faith, but you'll find me worshipping a Flying Spaghetti Monster before an all powerful deity that allows so many horrors in the world",Wrong subreddit (try r/atheism or r/uneducated or r/autism) +what does that mean?,Your asking for **4TH OF JULY** uniforms in the middle of November. +"Serious questions, if we did get rid of the electoral college then what would be the solution to balancing out the votes of the more sparsely populated areas? From what I understand, most of the youth and new immigrant votes are for democrats. If we allowed an election on pure numbers, would the republicans ever win again? If we ever have amnesty then that would add millions more to the democratic vote compared to the republican vote. If you have almost half the population that feel like their party can't win and that they can't be heard what happens? If the entire government was eventually controlled by democrats would that be a good idea?","What if we only gave people in big cities 3/5 of a vote, would that be fair enough for you?" +"I know, how dare they share opinions on email. They should be in jail for that.",Private policies are just opinions. +Otherwise we would see a change in government. The media reporting on these issues would have a field-day.,I can't protest I have to go to work and I have tickets to a basketball game +Which headphones are the endgame of soundstage on their price range?,hd600 +"GAME THREAD: Boston Celtics (1-0) @ Chicago Bulls (0-0) - (Oct. 27, 2016)",I love seeing Wade getting all pissed about foul calls. +"i was abused as a child, i turned out ok, you make your own decisions in life",Your anecdotal fallacy has helped discredit decades of research into the lives of abuse victims and their mental development! +Ever been to Erie? All chain restaurants and 0 news.,I live in Erie. +XUL SMASH!,The Incredible Xulk +Do we know how Cap broke the team out from the Raft? Seems like a pretty good opportunity for a one-shot,Definitely not by throwing his mighty shield. +I'm not saying he's not a good dad just that you don't normally associate three divorces and American Family Values^TM,"Well, he didn't abort those kids." +"It SHOULD be uncomfortable. It also shouldn't be hidden. In America, we damn well better teach about the trail of tears, and everything leading up to it. We also should never forget the Japanese internment camps. Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it. We should learn from the mistakes of our past, not hide from them. Better to be uncomfortable with its existence in the past than to comfortably, and ignorantly, repeat these atrocities.","We should also never forget that your country was the only one that used a nuclear bomb on civilians, cowardice!" +Having a strong military is good but the U.S. needs to stop playing te role of the world's police force. At least Trump doesn't want war with Russia so when they absorb some of their previous territory like ukraine it'll be up to the rest of Europe to figure that out.,"Yeah fuck NATO and having allies, am I right?" +dang I couldn't find League under indie games :(,"League is not indie game, Rito is just small indie company" +Not commenting.,Neither +Roca with the greatest spray transfer of all time,He should just stick to headshotting and such +Pens goalie Matt Murray takes some abuse and goes out of the game,We can all clearly see how Geno feels about the Murray vs Fleury situation. +There is a disabled model in the Target brochure,"Well don't be a dick, able her!" +"I was about to disagree, making the point that if we enjoy watching violence on TV, they are actors, not machines or beings capable of feeling pain). But, it's a good parallel if you consider the enjoyment WE get from it, regardless of what the other party feels or even if it's real.","i mean we already have people yelling at actors for the characters they portray on television, and there's enough sex and skin on TV that the audience lusts after." +Clay loses full during the Prime after hitting a 3v1 and not being able to pick up the bomb in time,He seems slightly upset +a small compilation of notable creepy PMs,Gotta love the raging homophobia... +"The buff Alchemist('s friends) deserve AFTER consuming his own Aghs, Alchemist can force feed his friends their OWN Aghs by clicking it in their inventory.","But who is gonna buy aghs in first place, when there is Alche on the team ?" +True. But we are talking A LOT of eye witnesses. Many high ranking government officials. That lends credibility to their testimony.,This court case used a single eye witness. +That sounds equal parts horrifying and captivating.,"Nah, kids aren't that bad." +"Damn, that Obama is suuuuuuch a horrible president. He actually cares about the well being of not only the original inhabitants of this land, but the land that is sacred to them. How dare him not be a brain dead, capitalistic pig only in pursuit of money.","Absolutely right, that's literally the only way to judge presidents." +r/The_Donald loves to call their candidate MADMAN. This inspired me to think of a new nickname for our candidate. PRESIDENT I think it has a nice ring to it. REGISTER.VOTE.CELEBRATE,"Let me introduce acting Madam President, Hillary The Rodhammer Clinton!" +This is what I don't get. They could have added 1 more swear word and still get away with it. Why didn't they?,They don't want to be too outrageous. +Would be cool if it didn't suggest my local auction house.,"Time is money, friend!" +"And people who didn't even vote for Trump, like myself, want him to Lock Her Up too.",It's nice when you can see people across the political spectrum come together for something truly special. +"A free Rosetta Stone is better than, what, 5k Gil.","considering my 5 star armor pool, I think I'd be better off using it T_T" +Women are asexual if they don't have a man,That is next-level stupid +"Ah I missed that. Thank you. Throat hit is non existed. As for rating, I give it a 6 because it doesn't deliver on the tobacco.",thanks :) +Opps! You thank later of road pits,What is this Google Translator shit? +"Pretty sure, to avoid confusion, you should say first picture and most recent picture. Now everyone thinks your dog died.",I didn't read the comments until now because I couldn't take it... OP you have a glorious pup but you still get a pitchfork! +"I never really understood the appeal of buying a GPS unit. I rarely go somewhere I haven't been before. I've also been paying attention, so I generally know where something is even if I haven't been there. I just don't need one often enough to justify it.",Sounds like you should go to new places more often. +You'd be surprised. I know a few people who have been here for a decade and still can't read pinyin properly/count to 10.,Met a dude who could not read his address he had lived at for the last 4 years. +Was not expecting to see Ponyta,Rapidash* you pleb +Lol never seen one of those before,you forgot the +Imagine the AI path finding in favelas,FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK +"Thanks, now I wanna shower or throw up or something.","It is a good thing though, a good bit of those bacteria are in your gut helping you digest your food." +Gross Gore leaks 16 year old girls phone number on stream,CHOO CHOO ALL ABOARD THE KARMATRAIN +"Maybe 25ish, they were pretty shit and jumped around the lower tiers until they got heavily bankrolled in the 90s.","Judging by this sub, Parma has to be the Italian club that foreigners are the most curious about while the Italians give the less shit about." +"Ask a guy who's casually smoking carfentanil anything you read the title. im sitting here leaning blowing clouds of vapor laden with sweet sweet carfetty. i know people are scared shitless of this drug, and i dont blame em, but if you want to learn about it you got a chance right now. ask away!",What's your tolerance like? +Urine is definitely not sterile.,IIRC You can live for approximately a week only drinking a healthy persons urine. +"What do you expect? The dude said he didn't want to change and fought against every piece of advice. At the point, the discussion was really over.",I have trouble making friends You should become a completely different person I can't do that YOU WILL NEVER FIX YOUR PROBLEMS IF YOU REFUSE TO CHANGE YOU F****NG SCUM I COULD TELL YOU WERE EVIL FROM YOUR OWN DESCRIPTION +Vote for a nazi...get nazis..who would have thought?,But this time they're *our* Nazis! +"Fuck, Those Hips",THAT IS A FINE HUMAN FEMALE SPECIMEN +"Son of a bitch slept w my gf, gave me an std",What else are friends for? +"I don't know, just seems like an unfunny Gary Larson ripoff to me","I think it is funny, but I am a chicken owner, so I tend to like hokey chicken jokes." +In Europe most cars are manuals.,TIL +Is that a smaller sword on the sword?,Don't ever talk to me or my sword son ever again. +"DO NOT USE THE SECOND PORT FOR AN EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME. It DOES work, however, it was not designed to have simultaneous usage. It starts to overheat and smells like it is burning. Source: Have the same charger as OP, and found out about it months ago. Just did not put it on reddit.",Is it a Samsung? +My pre-election impulse buy.,Weapons of war have no place in society! +"No, let's watch the kardashians","America would love a revolution, but their pizza is here and their show is starting." +"Yep, sounds like something out of Sons of Anarchy tbh",Exactly my thinking +"Additionally, vikings discovered the americas before Columbus","ses, s z ww z s sw wz w wzsz ss w ss L. L L llllwsx wzs xwse" +good stuff... are you a professional photographer?...,Nope just a hobby +It's kind of insane that pretty much anyone can get in that car and go 0-60 in 2.5 sec. and run 10s.,I'm glad that people that drive like my mom can have that sort of capability. +Why wouldn't democrats give him the super delegates? Oh that's right he wasn't a democrat.,Yeah the blatant cronyism really brought out the liberal vote. +"Git gud, scrub","Ah, the rare, intelligent Reddit user" +Did you see what happened to OP's brother? A stranger entered his house and killed him for simply coming inside. That's the reality. These thugs will kill you for no reason whatsoever. I would never leave my family's life in the hands of that kind of person. Yo can't trust them to be reasonable. The ability to defend yourself is a natural right. You don't need government mandated training to exercise a right.,"Oh, people like you who value your life over the one that's violating yours." +Years of DM should do it,Any way I can do a years worth of DM in one afternoon? +"Well if you take into account that 130% of RL comminuty smokes weed, Green/Lime colored smoke wheels would reach Alpha items price range in a heartbeat. love that idea! [H] Green Smoke Wheels scorer cert, 420 goals on record [W] 1500K",TIL I'm not considered in the RL Community. +In Civ V you guys was included in Sweden.,"Oh yeah, just what I want, to be bunched up with Sweden." +Turned out it was #Fergicalstrike,You must be having black money +"My face too. I'd kill to see Daisy throw an earthquake at Thanos and his goons, Punisher wielding a minigun, and Ghost Rider running baddies over with his car while all the other Avengers do their thing too.","No, just punisher in that damn penske rental truck" +"Without saying the name of your city, what city do you live in?",Our town was recently in the local news for having terrible drivers. +"I keep getting hard when I see my crush, am going out on first date with her soon, how do I walk normally? We are both Indian, and given India is conservative, I think we will get odd looks in public too if I don't do something about this. I really really like her, and I get insta strong boner when I see her or even think about her. Its easy to hide with jeans, but on our date we will walk a fair distance, what the heck can I do to walk normally? Did not know where to post this, so posted this here.",Keep giving your dick electric shocks whenever you get a boner. +Trump looks to critics for top jobs,I humbly volunteer. +My friend just finished his handheld Pokemon collection,If only your friend put Black on top of White for a smoother transition. +I wonder how my friends lives would be if i didnt exist,"Much the same as now, albeit with different companion(s) in your place" +I've tried to explain a little in replies to the comments above. It sucks but basically I now live my life thinking I'm still on acid in my friend's living room and nothing exists outside of the trip.,You're just making that up. +Did you at least finish?,Asking the important questions. +Toilet paper is hard to come by in war zones,Why do you think we're sending them Bibles? +YouTuber Adam Saleh has a viral twitter video about getting kicked off of a plane for speaking Arabic and soliciting empathy... when he has an extensive YouTube history on inappropriate plane pranks,Man bullshit like this is what makes it harder for people who actually face racism feel safe coming forward. +I would like an unbiased opinion: is there hard scientific and statistical evidence that this open-border policy is not working or is this mostly based on anecdotal evidence and public outcry from isolated incidents?,What statistical evidence are you looking for? +Stereotypes: The Website,It's not a negative stereotype if it's about white people. +Holy shit,That's an interesting injection but could you clear up what you're trying to say? +Other than nuclear weapons how would you dismantle society?,Ban nicotine and caffeine. +"Every time I get Kat or sona, but it's OK I'll just play eve and singed instead",Just remember to take smite! +"was a win lol :) hector lombard was pretty much dead after round 2, corner should've stopped it.","Ohh, I thought you meant you bet 3200 on Magny's next fight based on his win over Hector haha." +"Instructions unclear, kissing chicken.",r/confusedboners +Hellllll no. That stadium is fucking sweet.,"So sweet, that places is rocking with the 31 fans that show up." +Is Jared Leto's Joker the worst Joker ever ?,"I won't say he's the WORST (We haven't seen enough to make a judgement call yet), but I will say that Florida Joker really didn't click with me in Suicide Squad" +On ruining what this time?,Probably working on their side projects of kicking puppies and ruining orphans' dreams. +"run around the perimeter of the map and use the buildings to close distances. Basically don't jump across the courtyard. Oh and use a Scout, I guess.",I usually use hand cannons but I figured those would be really hard to use here I was thinking maybe clever dragon or blind perdition would work +Page Turning - Skipping your turnaround animation as soon your tome/Levin swords restocks.,I don't think this is meta but it's neat af +How should she be built?,With at least an extra 1k health like any other squishy. +They see me rollin'...,"Not a glitch, but an easter egg for GoldenEye." +I wish you would move somewhere else. We have enough racists in Canada without you.,I didn't say a single racist thing. +"It's not even close to perfect, and I suspect that Canadian winter driving conditions will serve to drive home that fact.",Yes... I'm really wondering about this too... +Cricket Did It!,He does have gorgeous hands though. +Or reset the cooldown when the mana is filled up again if that's simpler to implement.,"They'd also have to remove the Mana and Health regen, so it doesn't persist into the initial seconds of the game." +Opened the hood to my GF's car and found this surprise waiting for me.,Is he... is he dead? +yes. most common herbs would be rosemary and garlic embedded as it roasts. some people debone the leg and tie the leg. others leave the bone in. 350F for about an hour or so or until internal registers around 145F,"145 is way too high for lamb, especially a roast that will have a good deal of carry over." +NM Senator Martin Heinrich - I am calling on the President and the Army Corps of Engineers to reroute the pipeline. No pipeline is worth more than the respect we hold for our Native American neighbors. No pipeline is worth more than the clean water that we all depend on.,Go Martin Heinrich! +No Hiding Place Rest in Pieces. The rock CERTAINLY cried out.,Such a great scene! +"Looking for a good conceal carry. I just bought my first pistol about a month ago (a CZ P-09 40), and i just recently signed up for classes. My CZ is great, I love it. But it's not something I'd like to carry. What would you all recommend for a newish enthusiast to carry? Id place myself somewhere in the intermediate category. And I don't really have a caliber preference as long as it's plentiful.","Spring field armory xd mod 2 is what I carry, it's my personal favorite for CCW I have a 1911 n a m&p but the xd is my favorite and I'd definitely offer it" +ya buh why tho,They obviously must be sick in the head +I got a few buds that run the uc with all house and garden but use UC roots instead of HG roots. I'll probably go that way,sounds like a plan good luck in your grow! +What anti white bigotry?,"Pointing out racial inequality is *exactly the same* as calling for white genocide, duh!" +Amazon reviews say it's just a sheet of plastic engraved. So it only looks good if you're facing it,Well if you're facing away from it then you can't see it so I don't see the problem here +Apparently the Hindenburg wasn't enough to teach us that explosive and transportation don't go together well...,"Yep, because we've obviously learned absolutely nothing over the past 80 years of science, engineering, and manufacturing..." +Nachos Guero,Nachos gringos. +Megyn Kelly: Fox News Had to Explain to Trump Lawyer Why It Would Be Bad If I Were Killed,Well that solves it Megyn Kelly is clearly a liberal shill! +Don't steal shit from people's homes and you won't get shot. It's that simple.,B-b-b-but their human rights! +"How does one become a coach? It seems most hockey coaches are all ex players, I never played organized hockey but I have been a fan for years and have an interest in coaching, what would my coaching career progression look like? and how competitive are roles?","Become a high priced corporate lawyer, get a DUI, coach for community service/your firms reputation." +Fuck Dave Meltzer.,I would fuck Dave Meltzer. +False premise - they are not mostly veterans. You shooting an arrow and painting a bullseye around it. The vast majority of veterans are not racists.,Yea but are the vast majority of racist veterans? +It's still the 23rd in Canada,They operate on 00:00 UTC time. +PACKERS FANS SEEM TO LIKE TO SHIT ON THEMSELVES THIS WEEK. UP THERE IN WISCONSIN WHO KNOWS? THERE COULD BE PEOPLE INTO THAT KIND OF THING,DEPENDS +Jake Tapper on CNN just poo-poohed the child trafficking scandal as being fake news,"Jake, you have pizza sauce on your tie" +"PC Gamer retracts its initial Planet Coaster review, withdraws the score as well",This is the type of stuff Bethesda is trying to avoid. +"Not sure, but there has been a rumor for a month or so now about it. Something about the muscle essentially dying in his shoulder.",Torn labrum with avascular necrosis was his internet diagnosis. +"i really wanna play the 64 version but i seriously refuse to play with shadows enabled, i love how it looks but it just feels too wierd when you havent had them enabled for 4 years","Feels weird sounds like a good, objective reason not to use a higher performance client." +I bought a locket today and put my own picture in it. Guess now I really am.... Independent,bro can you wait at least 3 months before recycling this joke? +"See, again, thematically and statistically that should be a must-have move for a Pokemon like ferrothorn, and seems like a big oversight on gamefreak's part.",It also would have made it really unbalanced though. +"Patiently waiting for, Student getting slapped by teacher for filming student getting slapped by teacher for being late to class.","Then, Teacher slapped by principal for slapping student for filming student getting slapped by teacher for being late to class." +Is that a toaster?,That's a mouse... Yes... So no +What is a genuine PoC?,POCs with no dirty white blood in their veins? +You mean Springer RF right?,"Nah, LF at MMP is so vast that we need two guys to cover it" +#TheForgotten: President Trump heard your vote loud and clear. These are the faces of Trump's Forgotten Voters,THEY'RE ALL OLD FOGEYS REEEEEEEEEEEEEE +Official NOFAP petition to fix the badge As the title states. It's been broken/not working with increasing frequency for several months now. Please upvote to get this seen. Peace out.,"Hmm, so we should all go back to fapping until the badges are fixed?" +What do you mean was?,"She died, obviously." +Weren't they given as much absolute creative freedom as they could? I also haven't met a single person that thinks TGT is better that TG.,It's not that they're limited creatively by the show so much as by BBC's lawyers. +I would like to thank sniping for this opportunity,Have fun getting banned! +"For about a week every month, I can't STAND to hear mens' voices. I know it's odd, and that it is probably PMS-related, but I die a little inside whenever I hear a male voice during that time. To make it worse, I work with mostly men.",Maybe you need a man to explain the situation to you too +It worked at JC Penney.,U forgot +Basher=pierce mkb=not pierce every bash skill=pierce,Can you retard that down more? +Are these specs good enough to run csgo with good fps?,Literally unplayable +Sitting in spawn for 4 mins isn't strategy. 3 mins requires real communication and teamwork.,Right because that's the only way people played when it was 4 minutes +"No, someone wasn't paid $3,500 to protest Donald Trump; it's fake news",Can't wait for people to come and say that crooked politifact is lying on behalf of establishment +China Tells Donald Trump: Climate Change Is Real,Exactly what the Chinese would say... +96 Antonio Brown can't be covered,in b4 we find out this was a solo challenge vs the chiefs +They've been distributing event legendaries all throughout the year.,^ Exactly +The teal sleeve and buzz light year wrist gauntlet don't help the really cartoon face.,"But hey, those gloves almost look like a skeleton hands pattern." +"Man, I can barely hear the sound",Then turn up the volume. +Upvoted for visibility ;),That's exactly what he wanted you to do. +Or a nice glass. Those do exist.,Forgot the +I'll forever have zero sympathy for Jones after what he did in Vegas during the NBA all-star game in 2007. Fuck.that.dude.,Not to mention that shit with Amari last season. +R. Kelly Same Girl,r Kelly and usher are close to each other? +no. he ded,whoa dude spoiler +I think the whole concept of power imbalances and being in situations where you have to make impossible choices is really pretty foreign to them.,No because women have all the power because they can deny men sex and falsely accuse men of rape and stuffs +Looks like that house got rocked.,Dad is on reddit again. +"What are you looking for in the next PMD With Sun and Moon around the corner, are there any pokemon you would like to see in the next PMD as starters/partners? I'd like to play as Togedemaru.",Well obviously I'll be looking for Pokemon lost in Mystery Dungeons. +champions crate 2 and takumi Anubis offers,lime/black little bow or burnt sienna rat rods for Takumi: Anubis +"I mother is Hawaiian, she was born in the same hospital as Obama a year after him. I have held her birth certificate on my hands during all the drama, hers looks the same as his. Same exact signatures. Can promise you my mother was born in hawaii, not kenya. Yes, his name looks like ukulele on hers too.",I dunno... Can we see her long form birth certificate to be sure? +"It's GitHub, just fork it and you'll have it forever!",Is that a joke? +I had a cat that was the same age as me until my mom put her down because she decided she wanted a bunch of dogs and didn't want to worry about our dear BooBoo. She was 27 years old. Her name was BooBoo because when we found her in the woods behind our house she had a recent wound of shotgun buckshot and half of her tail had been cut off. I hate some people. My mom also put down two other family cats a brother and sister who were both 19 because they weren't happy anymore. Well if you shut them in a small room in your garage 24/7 then I don't thin any animal would be happy you crazy bitch.,Put your mother down because she doesn't sound fit anymore +What sentence would you have if you tapped the middle button of your phones autocorrect 20 times?,I am going to be in the morning and I will be there for a week last year and I really want to go back to the kitchen +"Not really, IMO Consoles are gaming machines. It's their main focus. Literally, game consoles. Smartphones are just general purpose computing devices, with extremely light, casual gaming being one option. Yes, PCs could be described in the same way, but I'm just talking about smartphones vs consoles.","While you're at it, put in Adreno GPUs as well." +Haven't watched Hearthstone streams since Overwatch came out can someone explain the meme that everyone is talking about?,She's genuinely a fangirl of Savjz. +"If you consider having been a cheerleader herself training then yeah, sure. It was a fiasco, to be honest. One of my most vivid memories is our car wash fundraiser where she had us put on tanning lotion instead of sunscreen and then at practice the next morning, when all us white girls were literally blistered, had us do stunts. It was awful. I quit and went back to swimming the next year. I couldn't handle the drama anymore. Plus I really couldn't dance. Best if I kept to moving up and down lanes in straight lines. No throwing people in the air or trying to flip- just up and down a lap lane where my biggest threat was smacking my ankle on the gutter if I judged my flip turn wrong (which hurt like the dickens, but wasn't dangerous).",But can your eyes get ittitated because too much chlorine during cheerleading? +You can easily catch up in the playoffs when it's just nothing but practices and zero other events.,"This was a whole day ago, post this dry right now?" +What is anarcho-capitalism?,A joke +"SL ROL team build I've tried ROL with my 3* SW and it worked up to wolvie but the fights just take so long, I'm hunting of trying it with my 3* SL instead but idk what type of synergy to put around him. Anyone have some insight to this? Thanks.",How did you kill ROL SW with a 3* SW? +I've had nothing but good experiences with AMC. If only it didn't cost 30 bucks each time for movie + popcorn + drink.,I love paying exorbitant prices +"Forklift driving 101 (in Australia). When loaded this high, for visibility it should be driven backwards. It's what they teach at Crown, Toyota and any other decent forklift training school. This is a big OH&S mishap. Twist their arm. I don't see any P Plates, go for the S1000RR or whatever your heart desires.",Or just lift the arms up to full extension so you can see under it +"As ridiculous as Kelly has been, I honestly think he's quite a bit more grounded than Manziel ever was. Seriously doubt he'll turn into anything like him. High possibility he'll wash out in the NFL, but I don't think he ends up an alcoholic or anything like that.",Yeah Chad never gave himself a ridiculous nickname.... +Bushes as Lannisters confirmed,Trump as Frey confirmed. +"I know we're rivals and all, but we can agree on one thing and one thing only... **Fuck the entire state of Ohio** I'm rooting for you guys next Saturday.",Agreed +Did someone E-mail us about a fire?,Nice screensaver. +"'' You are a beginner, basic opening rules are enough. '' Biggest lie ever. I can not play opening and can't find the right source to learn. Some are too basic, some are too detailed.","Something I do a lot of the time is just play games on lichess without shooting for a specific opening, and then once the game is done check the analysis board for what the opening we just played is called." +Stephen Hawkings says Humans have less than 1000 years on Earth before we are wiped out in a mass extinction,Why do all the smart guys predict the end of human life and not the winning lotto numbers +Come to Oklahoma!!! The reddest of the red states. We deserve it!,This^ (And waves at fellow Oklahoman) +"no manches, acabo de comprar un teclado mecanico en 2100 varos...",Te quedan 11 min :v +I live in NYC and I definitely forget upstate exists.,Wait there is more to the state than NYC? +V Coin Shop,And GMS will get 1/10th of whatever is in this coin shop +"I mean, I wanna argue the logic, but it's so damn true.",I'll argue just because SCar +Frat lives matter,If only they had been open carrying dildos +Yeah I think the people disgusted by this subreddit have never actually browsed it. They just assume Trump supporters are all racists because of the news.,tbh this sub reddit use to be a bit worse +Are you fucking kidding me? It means bust a fucking nut.,"I meant I am not english nor 'murican, so didn't know." +And Kim K will never ever be FLOTUS.,But Kanye 2020... don't rule it out. +"The most important thing here is to make sure Saudi Arabia is never held accountable for anything. Thanks, Obama.",If we had taken out Saudi on 09-12-2001; imagine the world with the main source of funds for terrorism in Guantanamo. +A closer look,Yummy! +What argument will you always win?,Any because im a girl :D +"Cost / benefit. Sure you could probably turn a racist fascist around with enough energy and time if they don't actively oppose you, but in the same amount of time you could recruit an army of dispossessed rural Americans.","Yeah you're right, we should just murder half or more of the American population because it's not worth the effort to educate them" +That would be me. I swapped out the Note 7. I've been too busy to get to the thermal pads on my 1080....should probably get on that.,So how's that Hue + treating you :P +I hope this doesn't go to her head,To the front page this goes.. Well done OP +11/10 colouring,I can only agree. +"People are now calling Kennen busted. Justified? In low Elo - like Silver III ish, people are constantly picking or banning Kennen now that he's being played at Worlds. Frequently, someone will comment on how busted or unfair he is. This was not the case one week ago. He was rarely picked, never banned, and no one complained. Is he going to get nerfed just cause he's FotM and everyone at my Elo is a sheep?",I'd say that after all of the buffs to Kennen he's basically a much worse to play against version of Riven ^^andweallknowhowfunsheistodealwith +If you don't mind not having a waterproof phone and probably a higher price I'd say go for the X compact. They are quite similar but you shouldn't have as many overheating issues on the X and it will definitly get software updates faster & longer than the z5c.,"As shocking as it is, the X compact is priced cheaper than the Z5 Compact" +"Don't worry, they'll be stronk, cause obviously Russian BBs both exist and rule the seas.","Tier 10 will be the *Kirov-class*, and the tier 3 will be *Sovetsky Soyuz*." +Me irl,HE KISSED MY ARSE +"How do you organize all of your important information? Where I started working a couple months ago, the guy I'm replacing never really stored any info on systems anywhere. He just kept important stuff in his emails and searched his emails for it, which is inefficient and terrible. How do you keep track of your important information?","Sharepoint to host our knowledgebase and build /design documents, teampass for passwords." +"I am not like a super nerd, so I don't know a whole lot about this but... I really like batman. I like that he is flawed and weak.","woohoo.. Team Batman.. also just got into reading the comic books, learned that Damian (one of the Robbins) [is his son!]" +some of your worst habits as a player? for me one of the things i do is if im under fire and try to dodge it by like looking down and crouching i will duck my head irl.,The absolutely worst habit of mine is not uninstalling everytime I play through 16 rounds of 100ms peekers advantage and shitreg. +BBC on Blonde,It's a shame the two-tone paintjobs for tanks never caught on. +I just have a feeling that Ward is gonna make a statement and beat Kovalev bad. KO by the eighth.,"If he couldn't make that statement against Alexander Brand, I seriously doubt he can make it against Kov..." +Is it that difficult to let them look at your receipt for literally 5 seconds and then move on? If he didn't steal anything he shouldn't have an issue with letting them see it.,"If you've got nothing to hide, you shouldn't worry about us looking over your shoulder at your browsing habits." +"interesting. I saw something that said the pillars of hiphop were DJing, MCing, B-Boying, and Graffiti.",What's B-Boying? +"That says a lot about the integrity of your industry, doesn't it?",And I'm sure whatever industry you work in is pristine +Understanding Upgrades - PvZ - The PiG Daily #75 (Part 1),"This was very informative, great watch for any zerg or protoss player!" +Twitter reportedly showing search results for GamersGate instead of GamerGate for some users,I've lost count of how many times Twitter search results has been tampered with or acting unusual for the hashtag by now. +"i7 6th gen, 32gb of RAM, 1tb SSD + 1tb HDD, 4k ips display, and the desktop Nvidia 1070. Killer Ethernet+wifi, Klipsch audio. 4 USB 3.0 plus USB c. (I'm on mobile ATM, don't recall the clock speed of the CPU, and I think the gfx has 8gb ddr5)","Hey, about that green card..." +"Really? I find this shit hard to watch as is. I know these people are probably certified assholes but it's still someone's son, brother, uncle, father. Shit sucks.","They made the choice, then they face the consequences" +"Oh god , they are going to box screen him into the broadcast! So annoying when they do that. I cant remember which fight but 1/3 of the screen was Anderson watching the fight",I here +"Around the the area it is well known that yes, the police department killed him and are covering it up. There's been federal investigators involved for awhile now, but they've yet to uncover anything.","Really, if police can't get away with murder there's little hope for the rest of us with overblown egos and homicidal urges." +"Joey Logano, Austin Dillon, and Kyle Busch WILL NOT compete in the NASCAR XFINITY Series race tomorrow",Literally 1 less cup driver in the race and everyone is wetting themselves. +after death is kinda useless. don't you want to be cryogenically frozen while you are still alive?,"Just like no one bothers to do CPR because you're clinically dead so clearly it will do nothing, they should've started while you were still alive." +Usually countries have a military parade on that day :D,Well we have a military parade every year +Men who were wrongly convicted seek to garnish the wages of the sheriff's deputies who helped put them behind bars,Innocent women get sexist convictions sending them to their deaths all the time too so there isn't really any sexism here. +Pandering has never been a thing in history. I'm bi and only people not a part of the LGBT+ community would consider him an ally because of this.,But Milo.... +"But domestic abuse is HILARIOUS, didn't you know?",if its not physical abuse its not real abuse +3 out of 4 of Netflix Subscribers Would Rather Cancel Their Subscription Than See Ads,So 1 of 4 prefer to see ads? +Big if true,huge if legitimate +I think this bit was intentionally styled after the interdimensional cable episodes and Rick and Morty in general.,"Not intentional, they just share that blatantly improvisational style." +The Austro-Hungarian soldiers,"Man... DICE seems to make the medics look pimp, Scout also looks cool as fuck." +Turkeys still bloody frozen fetch the hairdryer!,And that's how you get The Runs +It's hard to believe there is a union collecting dues from workers earning that little :(,"But remember...employers -- the ones who pay the employee -- are the evil ones, not the government and the unions -- who take the money." +"Despite Barack Obama's mixed legacy, he must take some responsibility for the rise of Donald Trump",Racists didn't even exist before Obama. +"I love kit customization. When I was a SAW gunner I put an ACOG on it about midway through my deployment. A friend of mine elected to carry more 203 40mm and it was fine as long as he still carried the combat load of 30 round magazines. I think that if you're that tied to the idea of never being able to decide you want a forward pistol grip or extra magazines, or an EO Tech then you should just keep your kit on the default.","But, but, but I thought kit customization was for dumb kiddies?" +"It's not realism, it's a rut mentality. No matter what history a program has, this season is the only thing that matters. When we're halfway through the season and a team has a few wins under its belt, a loss isn't so bad. But when you're 0-1 or 1-1 and there are still well over 25 undefeated teams, it's just silly to be ranked. And we Aggies know something about being overhyped in the first 6 weeks of the season... *single tear*","So, tell me this... you have two 2-0 teams, both have defeated similar opponents in similar ways by similar margins, what do you use to separate them?" +"True that, forgot about it. Anything else that I missed on my argument?",Rose faked Pink Diamonds death too +RS on top page again.,"Oh look, a popular game everyone's heard of being referenced; what a surprise!" +I'm in Texas and I see Teslas all the time. Too bad some other state gets the tax revenue.,I wrote a $7k tax check to Texas yesterday for mine... so this is false. +"You know how on my Tinder profile it says I'm 19? Well, I'm actually still in high sch-- \*door slam* \*tyres screeching* \*jumbo jet taking off*",and probably a dad somewhere loading his rifle. +"SO, 0 PROOF SO FAR. KINDLY DON'T SPREAD THIS AS FACT WHEN IT'S BASED ON YOUR GUESSES.",BUT YOU SHOULD BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ ON THE INTERNET. +"Perfect form so that the most surface area possible contacts the water at once, to slow him down enough to not splat on the concrete. I think...",Then how did he not metaphorically die from the bloody impact with the water? +Where's the flick?,s1mple INSANE PREFIRE JUAN DEAG +What are the little things that make a day slightly above average?,Watching Jeff Sessions replacing Loretta Lynch.... +"Want to start writing about the Packers... But I really have no idea where to start, I'm very passionate about the Packers and would love to blog about them, can anyone guide me in the right direction? I'm not interested in doing it for money, I just want to get my opinions out there and have fun with it. Thanks!",Here's a start: They suck... Fire everyone. +"I'm saying it shouldn't be though. I feel like McCarthy/Rodgers calls too many pass plays from the 1, 2, or 3 yard line when they can and should easily run the ball. Makes Rodgers look better than he is.","Yea, that's not dumb logic at all..." +"App for in hotels Does anyone know of the existence of an app that allows people to hook up in hotels when on business travel. So this is not just a dating app but an app focused on hotel sector. The idea is that when someone is in hotel A in country X, he could post a message in the app (or share profile). If someone else happens to be also in hotel A in that country X, they could meet up for a drink or casual sex etc... This is the digital version of meeting someone in the bar of the hotel and have a one night stand.","So it's like Tinder, but with a much smaller predicted user count." +I am hedging bets that it will. They always like to screw with Marksman. always have always will.,Yeah hunters are always such a weak class. +I wish I'd have had mine done at 19. I'd have saved myself 10 years of anxiety.,Luckily I found a doctor fast who agreed to do it! +An actual business in Toronto - seems totally legit,"Hey man they're just getting started out.. You can't just cure cancer, AIDS, and diabetes and expect to be rich the next day!" +Didn't he say during the campaign that people who settle lawsuits are admitting to being guilty?,He'll probably pay them from the Trump Foundation so they are the ones admitting guilt! +"You're so welcome! :D Conservation is a huge passion of mine, so I love talking about it and I love when people want to discuss it!","Well I've always kind of wanted to learn more about it, I could probably just google it though haha" +Isn't this subreddit irrational,"It is speculative, and there is a difference if you can think that hard." +"In Alabama, Jeff Sessions Desegregated Schools and Got the Death Penalty for KKK Head","doesn't matter...he said that thing once, and now he's a racist, homophobe." +I drew a Rinkah,"Looks good, you should post in the main sub." +I don't follow the logic that people are equal so therefore presidential votes should be counted with equal weight regardless of any other circumstances.,"You're right, let's go back to brown people only having a portion of a say." +I go on a diet so I can drink more and not gain weight. This is the true path.,Plus you get drunk faster! +Do it! Just make sure you have a big ass cutter.,Or a punch! +"Doesnt even need to be explicit if youre uncomfortable with that. Just say I worship Allah, in all his glory. Its not a lie by any stretch of the imagination (you do worahip him if youre a Christian).",Well that doesn't make any problems for the ~90% of Christianity that believes in a triune god. +"Why does it say $350 on the store, then on upgrade page its $295? I wanted to upgrade the Glaive to it since it's only a $4 difference but I guess not then...",It might be because the 350 is a package where as the upgrade is just the ship? +An outdoor education school called Timbertop (part of Geelong Grammar School) does this for students in Year 9. It's pretty successful at keeping a mix between classroom and nature. Especially considering Year 9 is a particularly cruisy year.,"But as we all know, because it's part of a private school, it's 100% OK, it should be totally government-funded and we should totally encourage all private schools to have one!" +"Agreed, and I would like the moderators to take more action against non-constructive, toxic community members.",Because echo chambers coddling the devs from blunt feedback are such a great idea +Target Stores Anti-Union Propaganda,"Sadly, I got shown one of these videos when I got my first job at like 15 and believed it for a while." +Dave Grossman - Are Video Games Breeding an Assassination Generation? (I guess he's trying to bring this back again),Kids angry at the world ready to kill people it must be their entertainment that's to blame. +"Jesus, how much is your rent?","I can't confirm this, but I am pretty sure that's not Jesus' apartment." +The windows app even supports 5.1 audio which no other browser does,What? +Hitler being fabulous,Hipster emo level 1000 +The part in parentheses is what I was referring to. Whoever gets true A.I. will dominate briefly until the A.I. itself overtakes them.,Agreed. +Hitler targeted the jews for being good at shit.,"I said compliment someone, not create a mass genocide on somebody's race" +...I'm Going To End You,It's my dream to be murdered by Kacey +"Its even worse than that with the most extreme kinds. They hack off the clitoris, hack off the labia, and stitch up the pieces together and only leave a tiny hole to pee/menstruate. Which obviously means that sex will be extremely painful. During childbirth they hack some of the scar tissue apart so they can birth their child.",Jesus christ that's awful +"I've come to literally post the exact same thing, Hibana is Mia.","No her name is Yumiko, not Mia." +"Sick of white-washing, article writer is relieved the live action FMA movie will have a full Japanese cast, despite original characters being Eupoean-influenced.","Don't worry, Trump will stop this." +i can't wait to watch this stock plunge so fucking hard. what a failing company this is,"Fuck you, Chris Matthews." +It absolutely does. That's why you're not allowed to yell FIRE in a crowded place and claim 2nd amendment rights. Because it endangers the public. Not tracking people who are coming from countries writhing with terrorist organizations is like putting any and every dog found up for adoption without question.,"Yeah, that would be a major violation of the 3rd and 22nd amendments as well." +Macklemore was in the Navy?,Why do you think he made a song about homosexuality? +"I'm not so sure. We already had 10 years of fear, loathing, straw men and anti-intellectual rhetoric. It didn't end so well for that party.","Aside from selfies, the hair, and reams of warm fuzzies the liberals have more in common with the conservatives than not." +Folgers Coffee. I'm a coffee snob now.,Are you saying that Folgers is good? +What is your favorite word?,Ineffable. +"I was under the impression that politicians lie but since he is not beholden to anyone politically, he would be a straight shooter. Is this not the case? Well this is embarrassing.",You dropped this +Nova Launcher Prime Promotion,Wow nice announcement +Pc master race tho,Watta peasant +"The liberal apologists won't let us, sorry mate",Those darn liberal apologists not wanting to start wars. +It's bullshit. It's a worldwide tradition.,Well in America it's more a sign of huge disrespect than a surrender +Austin Nichols dismissed from #UVA men's basketball program,The ghost of Fred is already on the phone with him +VoG Hard Mode for old time sake post info below,"SlizzyBANG, you guys still running?" +How happy would you look staring a terrorist in the face?,clown headgear is always the answer always! +Nobody should have 9 fucking kids.,Maybe it was an octomom situation +My nomination for best roblox youtuber,hehe xd +I don't ever want to hear somebody question this man's character again.,After this they are going to say he raised his hand during the speech to contest Eder's goal! +Well at least now we know the film will at least have a good plot.,Yeah she really saved the last terminator movie +Sen. Rand Paul Pushes For Probe Into Russia's Election Hacking,"Known salty liberal Rand Paul, of course." +"I'm tired of these assholes not achieving the change I want, so I'm voting for the people who will succeed in achieving change that will hurt me and my friends",At least America is gonna be great now! +WE'RE GETTING A DATA TYPE SO THAT THE PORYGON LINE HAS IT'S OWN TYPING IMMUNITY TO FAIRIES BECAUSE FAIRIES CAN NOT USE COMPUTERS,DIGIMON DIGITAL MONSTERS +Feces advisory at Tampa Bay Area beaches,"Well, shit." +He's literally talking to world leaders without briefing on unsecured lines.,Yeah but Hillary had an email server! +"Harvesters on Monolith With the Amber Link system essentially being an i destructible harvester that doesn't need to be placed, what will happen to Harvesters and Harvester Key cards? Will they be changed to something different or will they just be useless cards outside of their secondary attributes? Not sure how I feel about this yet.",They might be deleted or changed to have a % higher steal rate or something like that +Bayonet fade fn 0.008 + 35 keys?,"Not looking for fades, thanks for the offer though :)" +JaVale McGee tries to inbound the ball on the wrong basket - SHAQTIN,I think Javale secretly wants to be on Shaqtin every week +Turkish bill clears men of statutory rape if they marry victim - BBC News,What could possibly go wrong? +"This sounds like foreshadowing, Donald. ***Eh-hem.***","Yea, I'm sure the Trump family really needs the money." +Not real socialism^^TM,It's not *real* socialism^TM because that's never been tried! +"Ex gf had a Pom exactly like this. I'd groom him. You actually don't need to trim their face, just around their head. He didn't mind it at all.",i read this as pom +No Travis :(,Yeah the call for Wood's dong was so good. +I'm supporting GWS fuck this.,I am also jumping on board. +"(X-Post TIL)TIL a pilot bet his co-pilot he could land their passenger jet blind, going against air traffic controls suggestion for a visual approach, the plan crashed resulting in 70 deaths and only 24 survivors.","Worst part is, the co-pilot doesn't get the money he won because the pilot died" +uhhhh. what? This has to do with NAFTA. not unions.....,Which jobs do you think they want to move first? +"#The Pepe, the Meme Magic. It's real. All of it.",Racist Pepe! +"Holy shit, dude... throwing one in for you, friend.",Make sure shes a fatty +You very well know that he isn't a politician or in a position of power. Just like the army man in this video isn't one. Individuals can say what they want.,Since when has the leader of Lashkar-e-Toiba become an ordinary man? +Steve Bannon: 'Darkness is good',And we call him a Racist. +Penis-looking thing that attaches the dude to the car.,So now presenting Children with Anatomically accurate toys is crappy design? +"Hartal tomorrow? Even though the Bharat bandh is most likely called off, will Kerala be observing hartal?",Yes. +AP high after surgery singing,**SALUTE THE GOAT <3** +I thought that was the rock when i saw the thumbnail,I see Gary Sinise in the background. +Sleep tight Tucker,SLEEP TIGHT TUCKER +"Mat Not Be MWR, but it is COD4 and it IS AMAZING!!",Nice clips +bonus upvote for Rocky quote :3 +this,"There's a button for that, you know" +People who cut hair.,"Uh, professor pots in chitty chitty bang bang already created a machine that does this." +What do AGs do anyway?,"After watching the current one, it's clear their role is to obstruct justice for political gains." +At least the fuck part is a nobrainer. But I'm not sure what to do with Sarah Palin and Rick Perry.,"Don't worry about it, you wouldn't have to marry or kill anyone after he *goosh goosh*es you like he did to Little Marco." +"Lucky this is based on WWI, the Geneva convention outlawed shooting parachuting soldiers.",2meta4me +"Fuck no, ima keep lifting.",Upvote for your determination! +"Daily Discussion Thread: 10/13/2016 Feel free to post things in the Daily Discussion Thread that don't warrant a subreddit-level discussion. Although most of our posting rules will be relaxed here, you should still consider your audience when posting. Most importantly, show respect to your fellow redditors. General redditiquette always applies.",Fucking manlets! +"Some how, some way he did... BS too. Out of them all Sadik looked the closest to a 'Classic Physique'. His midsection and lower back needed work tho.",Sadik looked six weeks out in the pics I've seen so far. +"That tank is removable. Pull it off, put some acetone and ball bearings in it. Dont use the petcock to seal it off. Instead, use plastic baggies and duck tape. Or even jist duck tape. For the engine, just scrub that off with a toothbrush and some vinegar. Its just a surface layer most likely.",Acetone and plastic baggies don't mix +nice,nice +Toddler caught singing Star Wars Imperial March on baby monitor,*This video has been removed due to copyright claim* +"I mean, we've been genociding since we drove the Neanderthals extinct so I think shitty people came first.","Neanderthals just failed in the market, not our fault" +At least it won't give me nightmares like that uncanny beast costume! Looks real good.,What's wrong with giant diaper Beast? +International Men's Day 2016: I'm a feminist and yes I do support the day,"Strange that this has to be said; Doesn't feminism help men, too?" +Killing someone of his hard earned weapon makes you a bad person however you spin it you are as bad as donald trump now,Yeah PKing someone who goes out of their way to attack you is the same as being Donald Trump +"cause that would make sense, and this is tumblr see. but yea was scratching my head at the thought that i could have sworn does dont have antlers",But they're trans! +I'll probably ask for refund,"Not Ubisofts fault you have a shit tier PC, or haven't got the common sense to try reinstalling." +Nokia Confirmed To Make A Comeback In Smartphone Industry In 2017,Them and Blackberry I bet. +Guess the number I'm thinking for Free YMIR Twitch skin,666 +HIFW My boyfriend says that men and women can't be just friends,So he's more than friends with his mom? +One Illustration Every day of 2016 - Part 3,"On the last illustration, the one with the cat, are you using a particular vector texture or a filter within .AI?" +"It appears that matches with abandons might count towards your hero stats, potentially skewing your hero averages.",I've got a sweet 1400 Gpm average on winter wyvern for that reason +"That situation would be exactly the same if a Panther, KT, or IS2 was firing at you. If you don't know where you got shot from or you get hit poking a corner, you'll be dead regardless, the difference is something firing APC needs a minimum of two shots, or a very, very lucky ammo rack, whereas if you'd got hit by an 88, 105 or 122 you wouldn't have got the chance to even scan for an enemy. With solid shot being so bad, the KTH is one of the most survivable tanks when fighting the British, huge empty space, lots of crew, you hit a Caernavon with an 88, it is goodnight sweetheart.","The Panther, KT or IS2 all have much longer reloads than the two aforementioned tanks and it's very noticeable." +You could just wait to draw the extras.,"You might die by that time, but with all the great healing Rogue has it should be impossible" +AOTS Ep.191 - Glass 1,When you're really thirsty for Sara. +thats expensive for the north york market. Must be a big basement,"Nah, any single unit with parking that's actually upkept tends to be that much." +while money is a big motivator it isn't the only one.,I don't know what kind of job you have where a bigger salary isn't a good enough motivator to switch jobs haha. +Leaking gear oil for some reason??,That doesn't make it seal better? +The U.S. and the U.K. are the two main countries in the world in which networks of pedophiles have been uncovered *within the government*.,Nah bruh it's just a conspiracy! +American Nations mod 0.3.0 - The too Big to Fail Update,Is this mod compatible with other mods like HPM or PDM? +"This me after Indian food, and I'm Indian. So every morning.",Do you just call it food? +DayZ at its finest.,"It's not a bug, it's a feature" +sjws? what are you talking about?,He's obviously referring to the well known liberal anti-pot agenda. +TIL that Everest Syndrome refers to the tendency of teachers to feel the need to use technology in their classrooms simply because it exists,"Yeah, children will never need to learn how to use technology so it's a total waste of time to expose them to it" +"Or just poor people in general. I've been down on my luck a few times, but I don't think that selling the laptop and smartphone I've had for years the moment I became poor would have been my best course of action...","Nonsense, selling perfectly useful things you bought for $1000 for a couple hundred is the epitome of good financial choices." +tl;dr: hillary clinton doesn't actually exist,"Pretty much the reason people were not motivated to vote for her: She's 10% a person, and 90% a product of a corporate machine." +"You're Barb, the geeky chick, from Stranger Things and you're on the diving board of a swimming pool. What do you do?",Find better friends +- SEC Championship - 4:00 pm (ET) on CBS Roll Tide!,Oh darn looks like UF got it. +"What are they going to do, cancel the Warlock legendary if no one votes? This is a dumb marketing ploy, and if not enough people vote they'll auto-fill the bar anyways.",They'll never reveal the card ever again and just throw the idea in the trash +Who gives a shit? You really need to find any way to feel superior don't you?,"Yes, I feel like this is the least harmful outlet." +"Arch is my primary, I run my business from it. Not sure what the stability issues people talk about, once it's running, it's running...",This thread is just filled with shills. +Yet...,^^^god ^^^i ^^^cant ^^^fucking ^^^wait +Toronto Police Haven't Earned the City's Trust on Carding,They haven't earned the city's trust on a lot of things. +"You can't text and drive, you can't do your make up, you can't eat etc. you're a lot more involved driving a manual.",No people still text and drive and it's MORE dangerous with a manual. +"lol those are the ugliest ones of the bunch. idk what the fuck you're on, the helmet ones suck, slipstream is hilariously ugly, and I guess the punk ones just aren't my style. I don't hate them, just don't fancy them either. I only use posh right now for the gold tint, her skins suck ass",To each their own.... +I think he's better then the numbers say.,"Yeah, he's very good" +"The good part is that everybody knows it's going to happen, and probably it'll be at PI.",He doesn't have a target on his leathers for nothing... Imagine JLo's reaction if AI 'helps' Rossi! +While I would normally agree with you I have heard numerous stories about a shop holding a car hostage because someone refused to pay for a repair that wasn't actually needed or a part that was getting close to the end of its service life but not yet failed.,The best way to handle this is as an owner is to tow the car elsewhere for a second opinion. +"They literally use a script that upvotes every post on a given page. They go to the_dumpster's frontpage and run the script. Then they go to its /new/ and run the script. Then they go to /rising/ and run the script. Then they go to their friends page and run the script, then they do the same thing to subs like this one but with downvoting. Then they post something breathtakingly idiotic, then they repeat the routine. From when they get home from school to when they get sent to bed. Botting is too generous a term for it.",Every post gets 2k upvotes by default. +"Any pure system of government will fail. If a country was purely capitalistic then a class of wealthy elites and monopolies, with most of the wealth, would develop. A purely socialist country does not take into account human desire and nature so it would also fail. It is about finding a balance using both systems of government. There are plenty of cartoons from the gilded age showing the government in the pocket of the elite. We should not fear or hate a system of government.","Wow the human nature argument, as a socialist I've never heard of that before!" +"No, you are supposed to look at it in a mirror. It's a reference to the bible in that when god created everything he inevitably created mirrors too. One of the many great easter eggs in this game.",Think ya dropped this +tool-less case,"The tools needed for assembly were not included with the case, therefore marketing advertised it a tool-less case." +"#TWIS - Anita uses Trump's election to beg for money, claims that post-election violence is linked to popular media","If only Hillary and Anita were allowed to censor wrong think, Trump never would have happened." +Hillary admitted in her March 2015 press conference that she used a private server. That's pretty good proof.,"A lot of other people in the government have used private email servers, so it's not like Hillary was the first." +"In your opinion, who is the greatest baseball player named Jeff of all time?",Jeff Kent +OF,LOVE +it's so cute when people discover this band for the first time,Yeah fuck young metal fans. +Yeah man I also noticed we don't have a white history month wtf is up with that?,"After the genocide and slavery and everything we accomplished, you'd think that's worth celebrating right?" +"I don't understand what you're saying... Iowa has cities... every state has cities. You win your state and those votes are what decide the election.. do you not understand how a republic works? Oh, you think it's a democracy? Lol great education you must've received. Let's say NY and CA all vote for one candidate and every other state doesn't. Should NY and CA decide the president? Or the collective nation? There's a lot of city bias on reddit lol.",It's bias to want every vote to carry the same weight? +"50,000 People used to vote here... Now it's a ghost town",Isnt that a quote from call of duty? +"Missouri at Florida: Game Thread Well, no one has started one yet so let me get one going.",Odell Kickem +"I was gonna say Ian McKellen was the first, but he plays a supervillain.",Some would disagree. +"You can probably assume that both the inductance and friction are zero. This will effectively give you a first order motor model instead of as second order. If you are given Km, the motor constant, then that includes Kv and the friction and resistance together. Should end up looking like TF = Km/(Tm*s +1)","Unless I'm grossly mistaken, DC motors have very high inductance." +Oryx being chain stunned,"I draw masterpiece paintings, not gifs" +BuzzFeed.Just... Don't.,Not even once +"I haven't included anything before 1980, as the 50 cal was invented in the 80s. The M4A1 (What the Maple-strike is based off of) was made in the 2000s, but it was only a inspiration making all these times possible.",no the maplestrike is based off the C7 +Check your spam mail? Got my email 2 days ago.,"I've checked my spam mail almost everyday, it hasn't shown up there." +"Really amazing. So amazing he got the info *twice* and didn't even make use of it, leading to his death and the map loss. Come on dude really?",He cant let it be so blatant dude +"If you're cute, I'll also do my best Cameron Poe impression while we watch the movie.","If I'm not cute, would we still be on a date in the first place?" +We GTAV now?,I don't see any hydra griefers +"Correct. So either it's an oversight, or..",A late foreshadowing of his death +Winners will get to add my screen name(handle) to their friends list.,"Got it, thanks." +RL is not a source I'd trust on anything related to TSM.,Why not? +i find that LvL is easier to play against than h2h but i'm all madden.,"Can confirm, LvL is much easier than All Madden H2H" +How the heck is that handsome? That's like the most hideous combo I've ever seen.,"A *lot* of charr players use it, so obviously not everyone thinks it looks hideous." +"All y'all wrong. Don't have a girl, problem solved.",i don't trust these hoes... +Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss. Where are her hands...,Where everyone dreams their hands could be. +there's a line?,You havent hit yours +this,Delete your account since I had to with my old one. +retards,I like how he is up to date on the state of the game and makes relevant and valid debates against it +"They should have done it when they had all 3 branches of government. Man, every time I think of it, it just seems stupid shit. They should have worked to consolidate their power.",They were busy trying to get rid of the Electoral College. +Not all dogs are watchdog material,I couldn't help but chuckle and grin as you zoomed in on his face +Your opinion matters here.,It's worth a couple imaginary internet points at least. +ROBLOX has an F ranking on the Better Business Bureau website.,"Well the BBB is a massive scam, so it's not like it really matters." +MENACE,The strangest mix of rap and dubstep I've ever heard in my life but I like it O_o +It'll achieve more money to cover the massive deficit past and present governments have burdened us with. It's not all but it does count. There are other ways to make money for the country besides cutting services and infrastructure.,"Nah, best way to cover the deficit is to take benefits away from all those dole bludgers who don't want to work." +Bucks with the jumbotron roast,"It's a trick question, they actually play for a state" +"Selecting a Best XI from Bayern Munich, Barcelona and Real Madrid",Neuer Carvajal Ramos Pepe Alba Busquets Iniesta Modric Messi Lewa Neymar +President Obama Signs BOTS Act of 2016 Which Makes It Illegal for Bots to Buy and Resell Tickets,God it's like runescape in real life... +I wasn't talking about the celtics,"yeah i know, but with the 2 and 2 part, it felt like a good time to plug that one again prolly shoulda put a" +What is your favorite song used in the show? I think The Last Pale Light In The West (Ben Nichols) is my favorite when also including context. Honorable Mention: Arsonist's Lullabye,Every time Beth sang +HE Achieved <3,Nice round HP. +"Ok this is actually ridiculous, i can understand copyrighting a full game, but all his videos are highlight videos. Not all people have enough time to watch the full game, fuck bts.","I don't have enough time to watch all moveis, still not okay to make a highlight of it and put it on youtube." +"Of all the first world problems I had a stressful, awful, awful job with terrible management. But with AMAZING friends in my colleagues, mainly because we were all so miserable there, and used to bitch about things ALL the time. and since we were all in the same boat, we had the same complaints and got EXACTLY what the other person was saying. After three years of misery I finally got an amazing job, 5 miles commute, more money and a better position. Broke my heart to quit (it was like breaking up with my circle of great friends) And while they're still my friends, there's nothing like a daily conversation and daily commiseration about common misery. And while I make time to meet a couple of them once a month or so, and we have a blast, it's nothing like a daily talking and friendship and being surrounded by friends. At the new job, after six months here, I have ZERO friends. Nice people and such but no one I'm connecting with. I've been trying. 95% are older and everyone's busy and just... no connection. So while the job itself is much better, less politics and such and I'm thankful and grateful and not regretful that I moved, I'm miserable on a daily basis. I hate to seem ungrateful and have such a first world problem - but I'm so fucking lonely. I don't talk to anyone all day, and then go home and take care of the kids and don't really talk talk to anyone. WHINE WHINE WHINE I KNOW!!! I'm sorry!! I know loads of people have real issues and this is such a stupid problem and I'm not trying to sound ungrateful I promise!! Just wanted to vent. Thank you for reading so far.",Are you me? +Today I flipped at work,That's flippin crazy fam... I'll see myself out. +Same here. Coworker here says he recoups his cost by selling the extras that he doesn't want. Not sure if I would have good luck if I was to purchase one at this price.,I wouldn't bet on making a profit from this years. +By similar do you mean affluent and educated? It's almost like two parts of the country have their shit together. Craaazy.,"Shh, that liberal elite attitude is why those poor white workers voted Trump!" +Togashi will finish Hunter x Hunter on his own and you've obviously never tried to draw with chronic back pain you have no idea what he's going through,oh excuse me i didn't know drawing has serious problems to the back with all that sitting and stuff. +Tesla Seals $2 Billion SolarCity Deal,But this could drain out the sun energy! +"Reddit, what every day item pays for itself?",A credit card. +"You've been conned. I don't know why Trump supporters haven't been able to see this the entire campaign. He just paid $25 million for defrauding customers for God's sake. He has been a glorified con man for his entire career. You know the original Trump tower in NYC that first put him on the map? He claimed had 68 floors when in reality it had 58 to make it seem fancier and more exclusive. This his MO. He even talks about it in his book. Trump will not get your coal jobs back. Coal is too expensive. Trump will not get your manufacturing jobs back, robots are cheaper. Trump is not going to drain the swamp. He IS the swamp. I hope you enjoy the next four years.",*hand clap emoji* +Just lock him in the closet. That's where he belongs.,But Pence is the first obviously closeted gay VP in the US history. +"I'm gonna go with option C, seeing as literally almost everything humanity has accomplished in Destiny was explicitly due to Alien Jesus Ball and space magic.",not option C... Plan C +That's my all time favorite Vikings player.,"C'mon, he was a great Seahawk." +What are you dying to tell someone?,"How alone I really am, despite having more 'friends' than in the past." +Versteeg headed back to North America,What does Q think of him? +Unlikely but any replacement on death wing? The elusive legendary I've yet to get. Got Norzdomu the other day though so 400 dust.,Nozdormu is great replacement as a win condition though. +You won the election but...,Yeah but that will be the Democrats fault +"10,108 points and counting",Like any 9gaggers are even old enough to drink beer. +Why Can't Daft Punk just tour already!? Every festival in the world creams their pants with just the thought of booking them. It better happen in 2017. They are the only group on my Must See Live list that I haven't yet. Who's on your Must See Live list?,"I've seen a lot of the list, but the one name I'll probably never get to see (other than the dead ones) is Tom Waits." +Amaq: ATGM hit destroying Iraqi Army bulldozer in North-West Hamam Al-Alil 19/11/2016.,That's an excavator duhh. +"A ring that grants you whatever power you most desire, but having read the books, I know its secret? I'd desire the power to master the ring and all its power. I'd use it to absorb Sauron's remaining power and begin my own conquest.",Never read the books but lord of the rings and harry potter books are definately something i want to lose myself in. +Having a really tough time playing this game right now,Play ranked then +What are you doing it's Christmas spend time with your family It's good tho I mean objectively it's a good Gible but why not 6IV it?,You don't need IVs in SpAtk if it's a physical attacker. +"really... Meizu has been disapointing lately, their Mediatek variants are ok, but the exynos are way too expensive to justify going to a brand without any major presense.",And the 6 was like worse than the 5 pro +"GT driver crosses the line upside down at Macau, becoming the first driver in motorsport history to win a race upside down.",Roof sliding - because driving on tires is too mainstream. +Which rifle has iron sights?,"The Russian 1895 RIFLEMAN and the Gewehr 15 RIFLEMAN, I think.." +"They were lucky, the character can die on its own between forts aswell, (when retired they are put under ai control, they can run off and die in a war and many other things (including of old age) so OP got lucky to witness this. Yay for world activation.",Or of dehydration because of a bug. +Are you sure you weren't on the Death Star?,I wish +"That's a nice thought, but it's unrealistic. It doesn't add drama, it makes your English sound clunky.",I guess I should have added an +Worst part of this Pirate Warrior meta is that some players have the audacity to BM As if losing on turn 4 isn't bad enough some of them still feel the need to BM every single turn. I don't understand the mentality of some people. It's just being a jerk for the sake of being a jerk.,i have opposite situation ppl use heal or big taunt and then Greetings me +So my favourite book is Mein Kampf.,Trump Administration: You're Hired! +Gotta show the juicy ass that goes w/those tittys...,I like to bite that ass! +Fuck off. If you're gender non conforming or have other extreme issues it isn't. I went through a lot in life and I'm hostile to anyone who says I have female privilege.,And I should care about people claiming white male privilege why again? +you're not serious are you? I mean I love Kopi more than anyone but shit man lol,*sigh* +You'll probably have to ask SuperArthurBros about that.,k +Jojo bizarre adventures first season poster pays homage to the first volume tankobon cover Check the similarities and difference,Woah I totally didn't realise this! +Onion,I pictured Onion as Burr. +And who will be paying to maintain essentially two independent White Houses with two independent security apparati? You conservatives still bitching about Obama catching a game of golf every once in a while or spending a week or two on Martha's Vineyard each year?,"BUT DON'T YOU SEE, THEY ARE TRUE PATRIOTS, THEY LOVE AMERICA" +Proposed Bill Would Make Teachers Out Their LGBT Students,As a Texan I look forward to spending several million tax dollars so our politicians can score points with the far right and have it thrown out in court. +"*Fucking cis white males. It's okay if a white girl identifies as a male, she's diverse","Actually, in some of the more extreme social justice communities, FtM people are ostracized because they are choosing to be men." +I think the older people probably just got bored and moved on to other games. Or they're all playing modpacks.,"Can confirm, modpacks are amazing" +dont know but your military bases are all around russia.,Name those countries that house US military bases and have a border with Russia. +Doctor octopus?,"I'm gonna give it to him cause Doc Ock just has 8 limbs, but isn't at all genetically connected to an octopus" +New Balance On Damage Control After Trump Statement 'Taken Out Of Context',"Yeah, I was a big fan...the last pair I bought was a few years ago, and now I need new shoes...won't be NB" +Your favorite character just killed your least favorite character. Who killed who? Arya kills Cersei. FUCK YES!,Roose Bolton kills Ramsey Bolton +"I have a 1909 S (not VDB) that has a double dye, but only about a tenth of a millimeter on just the word Liberty (I think the coin was tilted or something), but it's very poor quality (I'm not sure what they call the lowest, but I brought it into a pawn shop and the dude said that it was cool and probably worth money, but condition is total shit. Have any ideas as the the approx price?",Need pics to give you any idea of price. +2016 Week 6 Game Thread: Pittsburgh Steelers(4-1) @ Miami Dolphins(1-4),Holy fuck +"Nope, it absolutely didn't seem that way to me. It just sounded like a safety tip. Are you against safety tips? Or are you one of those people that cant help seeing political messages and hidden agendas behind every comment? Lol",Calm down bro +Preseason beatdown I know it's preseason and this is a way for Bylsma and co to prepare for the coming year but this drubbing we are taking from Buffalo is not going to be fun to hear of from my Toronto friends tomorrow... Especially when I jokingly chirped them for last night.. whoops :D,All about goaltending...neither of those clowns will see the ice in buffalo this year... +"Nu e normal ca SAP a pierdut in Romania toate licitatiile pentru proiecte publice in ultimii patru ani, asa ceva nu s-a intamplat nicaieri in lume, spune seful pe Europa al companiei germane de IT",ma pis me IT-ul tau +"Not going to lie, one of the first game threads I've been following, some of our fans are insufferable. We escape this game with a win, no matter the score, or stats, I'm happy.","it always this way, if we arent up by 2 touchdowns, we are losing" +It's almost as though the Clinton Foundation was all a scheme to hide political bribery.,"They found nothing in those emails, you're a racist, the Russians hacked the electoral college, and Trump is a xylophobe!" +And they eat the body and drink the blood of the main character,"It's been going on for centuries, so it's not weird." +YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME! BENCH THIS PIECE OF SHIT,Worked well for the Vikings +Welcome to America.,I'm 98% sure that's the coyote that was wandering around the University of British Columbia campus last year. +"Kripp Build Next League He mentioned a build with the following, but didn't want to give any details on it because he said it would 100% get nerfed. 20k armor 20k evasion 11k effective health max block 1 mil single target dps decent aoe, but not great permanent fortify Any thoughts what it could be or skill used?","It's clearly blade vortex pathfinder, with defensive flasks instead of vinktar so you 'only' have 1 mil dps and get 20k armour/eva!" +Wrong. Two words with two different definitions cannot be contained as one. You're the one who started this fuckin stupid pedantic argument so you might as well be the one to stop.,"So if I created terms that separated 'pedophilia' into varying tiers, everyone would have to respect that and value the distinctions, thus diluting the power behind the word 'pedophilia', right?" +Soft on WHAT crime? Crimes that haven't been committed??,You see... if I have 2 people in jail for 3 murders vs you having 1 person in jail for 3 murders..... I am doing better at preventing crime and keeping our children safe! +R.I.P. New York Times,Can I get this as a sticker for my car? +"TIL that a white American became a Japanese citizen, and successfully sued a business that refused entry to non-Japanese for racial discrimination, winning $25,000 in damages",But racism against white people is impossible! +"Snowbaron is a good set, don't get me wrong, it's far from bad. The Strider set is just better. For the Hiryu set you're looking at +50 max armor, +10 on every elemental resistance, and +7 slots. -1 skill. And you can definitely get Snowbaron earlier into the game, so that's a plus for Snowbaron. Only 1-2 ranks earlier, but that's still a good amount of mileage you can get out of Snowbaron before upgrading to Hiryu. Either way though, you're not getting a bad set of armor, one just has a bunch of advantages. And either way, good luck in obtaining it. Those Deviant sets are quite a grind.",I currently am wearing full snowbaron kekekekeke +I prefer none,Shut your mouth you bigot +"As a pro-gun Republican I've never actually seen someone honestly hold that belief. You mean it is not about a A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State... and to ultimately prevent government tyranny over the people?",Where did you get that goddam nonsense about a militia? +"Trump blasts SNL: 'It is a totally one-sided, biased show'","Yes Donald, good and evil deserve equal bias." +"Leftist open carry in Austin, Texas",The comments in this thread are amazing. +Trump Gets $25 Million Tax Write-Off For Trump University Settlement,"Oh good, I was worried President Trump might be lacking in tax write offs." +That race doesn't play a huge part in online dating. Not gonna get all troll-y because the guys who post about race in this sub go way OTT but it really does play a big role tbh,"But I'm progressive, I don't see race!" +"Wage gap is not solely due to suppression or oppression or whatever. There are other factors like amount of hours put in and the requirements of a job. Much more nuanced than the automatic Sexism label. Domestic Violence happens to men along with rape. The problem is, men don't seek help. And it's not about something like pride or machismo. Defeinitions of rape, while a little more inclusive, still do not count Forced to Penetrate, leaving out a metric ton of the population. That and the fact that people, like you, still hold on to the long-debunked assumption that Domestic Violence and Rape can only be done to a woman by a man. Or done to a man by another man.",you must hate women to make up all that stuff +I thought this kind of thing only happened to other people :(,So special +May I present to you.... A TEXTLESS SAUCE PACKET!!! (What would you put on it?),I got one today too. +Fps_max problem. Hello. I have a problem. my fps_max 0 has a 67 next to it? Like that: fps_max 0 67. Idk what it is. Any help?,just type fps_max 0 +Shocking behaviour from Millwall fan,I'm ~shocked~ a Millwall fan would behave like this. +Friberg is a ass we will not be interviewing him again,*an ass +"Is it ok in low Elo to play whatever champ you're comfortable with, even if they don't fit the team comp? Hey Summoner School. I have a question that's been bugging me lately and it's about team composition. Usually when I hop into a ranked game and get jungle my first choice is to play Graves, a champion that I've played a lot in the past, dropped, and now starting to pick up again. The problem is that usually, my team will decide to play someone like Zed or Yasuo mid, or choose a squishy top laner like Riven or some off meta pick that isn't tanky or AP. This really turns me off about playing Graves because I'll be worried about the other team picking champions that can tank a lot of damage or can burst my team down cause we're all squishy or we don't have any crowd control. Is it ok to just pick Graves anyways or should I be learning another champion in these situations until I climb higher? Do full AD or squishy team comps work well in solo queue or do they fall off late? Finally, how do you play your main champion when you want to pick them but they don't exactly fit the team comp?",Play whatever is not difficult and its k +Blake just hiked the entire Appalachian Trail in less than 6 seconds.,"Wild Card Ninja just did it in 5 seconds, new fkt!" +Did you just assume its gender?,#TRIGGERED +"I don't know if there's a way to prove it but enlighten me, wise one. I shall clear your doubts.",maybe should've added the +"Creationist Jerry Falwell, Jr. Met with Donald Trump About a Possible Dept. of Education Position","On the bright side, Trump doesn't have a personal email server." +breakout type h 27 keys this offer hella good bruh jus message me or sum shit we can make the trade u feel me bruh,I'll give ya heatwave! +"PSA: Noted pedophile Sarah Butts has created a bot designed to harass people, @arguetron. Don't fall for the lowest tier bait possible.","When somthing smells, its usually the Butz.." +"Reddit's CEO Steve Huffman Admitted To Altering Users Posts, It Could Be Scary For International Politics. | The Ambit Journal",Drain the swamps I say +HOLY SHIT!!!!!! BREITBART KNEW!!!!! WAS THIS WHAT HE WAS GOING TO PUBLICIZE?,This is huge +What's the appeal of The Pack?,"LIFE'S TOO SHORT FOR BULLSHIT, GOTTA PARTY LIKE IT'S YOUR LAST DAY, EVERY DAY." +"Received this amazing snap from my Physics major friend, thought you trolls would appreciate.",A+ pun. +What small subreddits would you like to see explode?,r/grilledcheese God the people on there start flipping the fuck out about what is and isn't a grilled cheese sandwich +The thing they drew on the can is pretty hard to make out but it just looks like your average shit tier tagging. Is there more to it that I'm missing?,Oh yeah youre going to want on of these: +Post Game Thread: 49ers vs. Patriots,depression +Post Survivor Series Match Discussion: Women's Survivor Series Elimination Match - Team Raw Vs. Team Smackdown Team Raw wins after Bayley hits Bayley to Belly on Becky Lynch Survivors: Bayley & Charlotte Natalya replaced Nikki Bella when Nikki was found attacked backstage. Order of elimination: - Carmella by Alicia Fox after a scissor kick - Alicia Fox by Alexa Bliss after Twisted Bliss - Naomi via countout after Nia Jax rammed her head into the ringpost and flung her from the apron to the floor - Sasha Banks by Natalya with a rollup - Natalya by Charlotte after a big boot - Nia Jax after submitting to Becky Lynch's Disarmer. - Alexa Bliss by Charlotte after a big boot - Becky Lynch by Bayley after Bayley to Belly,"But wait, if I'd taken Meltzer seriously then shouldn't Bayley's career be DOA based in her push so far?" +DOES THIS LOOK LIKE WE ARE OUT OF STEAM??,CHOOOO CHOOO MUTHER FERS +Everyone loves a bad idea when it works.,Wasn't a bad idea then. +What is slowly dying off and people just don't realize it?,The Earth. +I'd just like to thank whoever spent the time getting the training bot quotes up on the wiki. They're super helpful.,"Also, when getting a discord orb, sometimes the bots will say Does not compute" +Is this the new ps4?,It's the new PS4 Slim but not the PS4 Pro. +Bye-bye Brown :( ...Or Leivo or Griffith if they're not worried about losing one on waivers.,Brown isn't going anywhere if he keeps playing the way he is +You honestly think they're going to let him hold both belts for a year+? Come on. He's more likely to hand them back and act above the belts then try drum up the Mayweather fight at this point,"Never said a year+, but you really believe they won't try to milk a 2 divisions champ thing for all its worth?" +The Punisher (Netflix/Marvel) It's currently filming but I'm not sure late 2017/early 2018 qualifies as 'soon' and it's definitely not soon enough.,The Punisher was really the only reason why I watched Daredevil. +Fuck that liberal ass shit,"Why yes, fuck the environment!" +"I have to disagree, these are the kind of mistakes we can not let happen, disappointing end. Maybe we didn't deserve to win, but if we have a 2-1 lead with a corner left to, you can't allow a goal like that.","And that kids, it's why you put defenders in the posts for corners." +Then they keep your phone. I'm sure that refusing to unlock is the worse move if you want to keep your phone.,"Sure, giving up your rights for an object that has to be returned is a fair trade...right?" +"Well, so much for the never get under a lifted load rule.","Yeah, it's not like workers die from that a lot or anything." +"Oh shit, the CFL Grey Cup nod, wasn't expecting that.",Go Eskimos! +"Soon enough Trumpets will be telling everyone that Trump never wanted to build a wall, and actually it was CLINTON that THREATENED to deport illegal immigrants.","Well Obama has the most deportations than any other president ever, so if you say deporting is racist, Obama is master racist." +"Skirmish was a step in the right direction but it is far from perfect I would love skirmish so so so much more if they changed one tiny little aspect of it, let me use my own hand. I Hate the ones that are offered, sometimes I don't want to use a jump pack, I want to go for full on immersion but nope, if I want to do that I have to wait ages to find a server or switch to another country and sit through a match full of lag. Please DICE just let my use my own damn star cards",Your user name fits the Star Wars fan base perfectly. +"I know brah, it was sarcasm. I didn't enjoy it at all","Unfortunately given the rise of people who don't get that, that is probably the perfect post for an" +Yum...looks like peanut butter,Why would anyone put peanut butter in the master cylinder? +Idk I just asked the question.,It was a very offensive question. +"I took a peek at the HRC sub right after the election and they were already talking about who should run in 2020 and the conversation was essentially definitely a woman, preferably a minority. They think doubling down on this shit is how to improve their chances of winning when it will probably just further alienate the majority of the country.",What America wants right now is a moderate incrementalist who doesn't alienate Wall street. +"T-72AV operated by the Southern Front (FSA) fires on ISIS-affiliated terrorists in Northern Daraa province, Syria",This looks like an incredibly shit terrain to drive a tank on. +What would you say to someone to explain reddit in a slogan?,The Big Bang of the internet +"oh my, glad I just had both my diffs done and transfer case this summer. That actually looks like brownie frosting mix with mud.",It tasted just as delicious +"Ohhhhhh, Tauros has four legs for double the steps",Does that mean we can't hatch eggs by riding Sharpedo? +Which lesser-known subreddits do you subscribe to?,r/restofthefuckingowl - basic instructions that skip a very crucial step r/peoplefuckingdying - fucking brutal 100% nfsl +I'm waiting for a fic about young Stephen Strange going to Hogwarts cos man... !,Probably Ilvimorny +TIL: Astronaut Captain Lisa Marie Nowak drove 950 miles while wearing diapers to reach Florida and kill a rival girlfriend of another astronaut,Doing all she can for a man and a baby/ driving herself crazy like the astronaut lady--Common +What if your phobias is how you died in past lives?,Oh... Balloons... +"October 10, 2016 - October 17, 2016 Weekly Friend Request Megathread #Welcome! Keep all friend requests in here. *** **Please copy/paste this template to encourage visibility:** - **ID:** - **P-lvl:** - **Notable Captain(s):** - **Looking for:** *** #**NOTICE** To the rest of the community, please politely redirect users who make new threads to post their ID's here instead. Moderators will be removing individual threads. Thank you!",- **ID:** 718013871 - **P-lvl:** 49 - **Notable Captain(s):** G3 luffy and Boa(non evolved) - **Looking for:** G3 puffy or Log luffy +#BuildAWall,Make America Great Again +I feel like they read national socialism and think it's just a specific type of socialism,Hitler's greatest crime was giving socialism a bad rap by naming the Nazi party as such. +"If you don't play all roles. Stay out of Hero League. For those people who only play assassins, please don't come play Hero League, You are expected you fill. Last pick, guy was forced to be a tank, he takes Leoric and feeds all match. Later saying I don't tank, I play assassins so I can carry you noobs.",I just pick Medivh as solo support +Can someone please explain to me why it seems we have circled back around to the silent film era? Why are people posting and/or upvoting a gif with texts instead of a video with *sound*??,Hey it's good for people like me cuz I'm hearing impaired. +"This smart pillow tracks how well you sleep, vibrates to stop snoring and even lets you stream music only you can hear",But...the battery is not made by Samsung right? +"but thats not an ult. Im just talking about Ults, not non ults. There are already enough non-ults that have slow immunity and its BS","I mean I guess if that's the reason, I can stand behind it." +"Okay so I was convinced to get the 480 over the 1060. What is the best 480 for the price? Also, how much better is the 8gb model? Is it worth getting over the regular 4gb model?","XFX GTR, MSI Gaming X, Strix and Nitro+ are good cards." +Aussie Aussie Aussie!,Oy oy oy! +"Who are some dudes who got over losing. I'm talking about lovable losers, niche joke wrestlers, or anyone else that you think got over even though they did jobs.",Steve Austin got over going 50/50 with Savio Vega then losing consistently to Bret Hart. +"Seahawks fan here. I don't know how he does it either. He did it last week to Doug Baldwin too. How frustrating is it, as a fan from a team playing against them, to watch him somehow scramble and make big plays like that? It's exciting for Seahawks fan to watch but I was wondering about other fans watching it.",pretty fucking frustrating man what do you think lol +"Snape could have been far, far worse. Look at his childhood, not far different from Harry's really, closer to Tom's in fact. Abused at home, always different, not with Harry's personality and not with Tom's charm. But somehow he managed to hold onto a surly, mean spirited sort of humanity that allowed him to come back from the dark when he realized what he had done to Lily. He could have done much worse to Harry and with his intelligence got away with it. But he didn't.",Good for him for being restricted in his bullying +Have you tried hacking it when it's attacking another teammate?,Whats the point u might as well destroy it since youre there. +DAE thinks this year is a record low in terms of noise pollution and fireworks ?,i did not hear anything bombs and sounds in the morning evening is peaceful too +"No worries. Much like Atlanta's spirit animal, the Phoenix, Murder Kroger will rise up again from the ashes.",... for revenge! +"Feminine hygiene products. They're like a donut spare - they'll work until you get the real thing, but not meant for long distances.","Came here to say tampons, yours is top post lol Fake pads give me chemical burns on my labia woohoo" +Probably simpler would be Lock Combining/*Selling*??,Por que no los dos? +"You're right, white people never sue.",or get drunk and start fights +In WA there's been an increase in crime too under a Liberal government As there has been in parts of Sydney under a (guess what) Liberal government,Yeah but that's Labors fault. +"Dantonio has yet to build his first dynasty, let alone a second.",We should fire him +"'You're beautiful, darling,' she said with a sigh - 'But if you're not healthier sooner you'll die. I love you, and care, and I swear that it's true: You're beautiful, darling - but *this* isn't *you.*'","I am at loss for words, this poem is simply perfect." +I Toronto we developed a taste for it for many years.,Some say you were born of it... molded by the play. +"With that I agree completely. The best way to fight criminal elements is to deprive them of business in the first place. Soft drugs should all be legal, I dont quite understand the stigma towards recreational drugs. Its not like watching tv all day is much better, as long people are responsible and dont consume at work/driving, who cares.",But Marijuana is an extremely dangerous schedule one drug! +Making him old enough to have served. I hope he did his duty for the badass country he loves so dear instead of letting others glorify Murica for him.,Hey he was in the Navy Seals (Atleast he once entered their recruitment building and realized he was unfit for it +Donate To The Recount,Literally a shit post +This guy made a game to propose to his girlfriend,Way to make all the rest of our proposals look like shit! +Video Guide To Get Fathom Dweller Mount (Step by Step),Nice vid Arg +"And wheelying on the public road, speeding, harassing other road users, turning right from left lane across other traffic, vigilantism, .... I don't think they'd be using that video to report anyone else's driving.","Dude, he knows what he is doing and is control at all times." +"A woman hitting a neo-Nazi with her handbag, 1985",Susan Boyle +Where's this?,"British Columbia, Canada." +Borini great goal. (3-1),Screamer +Your phobias are how you died in past lives. What's the story of your death?,"I lived in or anywhere near Johannesburg, South Africa." +You almost certainly won't achieve your dreams and will have to compromise and adjust what makes you happy in life. You probably won't realize this until it hits you in the face like a ton of bricks in middle age.,Said the loser +"The only problem is, after you dunk, you will just smash into the side of the dam.",The momentary glory will be worth it. +Had you ever caught like a real SUPERHERO Nah nah,have you ever caught a real night guard? +Based Linux community Develops better drivers for hardware than their manufacturers.,Might have something to do with manufacturers focusing on what features will sell a product whereas community made stuff focuses on what people actually want. +"Wow, I was expecting a single or something beforehand.",These are my favorite kind of releases. ++100 indicator coming for kills in Hardcore,"Great, except I think we only get 75 per kill in dom" +"Vancouver should prohibit new single-family home construction, says builder","Just wondering but wouldn't this just push up single family homes in semi affordable places like Richmond, Coquitlam, and Burnaby?" +"i7-6900K (currently stock voltage and freq) 64GB ram Titan X pascal GPU 950 pro boot drive + 850 evo storage drive + archive HDDs Cooler master closed loop cooler Thermaltake lvl 10 GT case 34 superwide curved monitor No, I never game on this machine, at least officially.",good thing you got that Titan X Pascal for no gaming +"nice, a diagram of last 22k years, this surely proves that there never was a sudden change in earth climate.","It does not, but it shows the this is natural as the retarded argument it is" +And also played more on the EU server than NA server and was born in EU. Also was a rookie at CW,He joined tsm in season 3 and he didn't start playing since beta so...he played more in NA than EU +"Is there a small difference in time frames between when Ford is writing his new narrative, murdering employees, giving Sizemore busywork, digging up old towns, and when MiB and Teddy have their adventure to confront Wyatt?",I don't think so since all three met at the bar where Wyatt was discussed. +What's a good sense of humor?,Whatever verysmart people like +"Its a shocker to the media that the Clinton Foundation donations dried up after Hillary lost- Are you FUCKING STUPID? Because their donor's aren't. Obviously there's no reason to pay-to-play if she's not playing. What did you think, it was an actual charity? AHAHA",Stop reading fake news! +Definition of a good boy.,Is this literally a dog giving blood? +"To be fair fucking it up deliberately and continuing with brexit are going to look so similar it'll be hard to tell the difference. At the moment it seems to me more like malicious obedience to me. And they have a great excuse for doing it: will if the people. The politicians didn't fuck it up, the electorate did.",By still paying the EU extortion rate? +#JustRankedThings,"Typical Console n00b, can't even join a ranked game correctly" +Special Fields for me and the wifey,Hey it's me ur wife +Why are you NOT looking forward to Thanksgiving?,Working... I'm in Retail. +"I'm really conflicted on this. On the one hand they deserved it, but on the other, he spilled beer to prove his point. I'd need to bring an ethics expert for more info on how to feel.",I'm guessing that's not the first time in the past few days you haven't known how to feel +In 2018 there will be 25 Senate seats to defend and 8 to go after and all of the 435 House seats up for grabs,But elections are only every 4 years. +BUSTED! TIME'S PERSON OF THE YEAR POLL WAS JUST RIGGED FOR THE SECOND TIME TO PREVENT JULIAN ASSANGE FROM WINNING THEIR POLL! (PICTURES),If Samantha Bee wins there will be a civil war. +All the women he sexually assaulted.,"LOL, so, no real proof, figures." +"If that were the case, we would've had *two* different people to choose from.","Yes, they were equally deceitful." +"Trump didn't promise to crush green energy innovation. He's got no problem with solar, he just thinks that any energy source should not be subsidized nor hamstrung be it gas, coal, solar or wind. If solar is the future, it should not require tax credits and subsidies.",The planet's ability to support plant and animal life should only be pursued as long as it is revenue neutral. +Indefensible? He was joking around a bit and that's how a lot of New Yorkers talk. Their humor is a bit rougher than in other places. What's your problem?,My problem is I don't want men grabbing me by the pussy. +DOES ANYONE know I can get the backrounds? Do I have to buy the game and play? or...? Because I don't really see any way other than paying a stupid price on the steam market which I don't plan on doing.,"You need either pray that you get needed background by crafting cards you can buy, or pay the price on the market" +I don't know anything about FRANE RATES but thought I would talk about them anyway. I love a good FRANE RATE like 24 and 60 but fuck soapy opera FRANE RATES!,dude you wouldn't have let colour movies happen lmao +"I still want them to move all the factions up there, easier than running all over the tower back and forth. Maybe have them talk shit on each other too",That's not lore friendly +no more like they backed remain so are trying to do anything to fuck us up.,Why would they want to deliberately fuck up their UK market? +I like that people dont tend to shop for Lego at Canadian Tire,I got the antman set for $15 there well after it retired. +"I'm looking forward to lightning network it should be fun and if it doesn't work out it's no great loss other than the people who spent their time will be majorly bummed. On that note, I'll use LN if it's available but I don't see myself wanting to leave funds in tbeee for any long period of time. Basically I'll want to settle back to the Blockchain as soon as possible. Questions: What would fees look like (or rather how big are these transactions going to be)? Who pays the fee to settle?","Nobody is gonna leave money for long periods of time, since that's just being back at having bank accounts." +DM looing for group/more players to run through multiple one-off adventures looking for a few players or a group to play through some one-off adventures that I've written. Using roll 20 and/or discord.,I'm interested! +Audi will come in and whoop all the Xfinity regulars. Or was that canned?,Nah that is still happening +"Since when does a person's lack of something override the morality of taking it from someone who does (backed by the threat of violence should the person resist)? If I don't have a house, does that entitle me to part of someone else's house? If the majority of society believe that the poor should have something, then they are more than able and entitled to donate to a charity to fulfill those demands.",Moralizing won't work with these people; argue the economics +"There is still a verification cost. Xthin only reduces the network bandwidth by avoiding sending transactions multiple times, you still have to send them once. etc. etc. So if block size is increased to 20 MB, you may indeed be unable to continue running your node on a potato. 200 MB, and even a beefy server may have trouble. 2 or 4 MB, on the other hand, even without those optimizations...",Verification happens twice now +What,People aren't allowed to have civil discussions around here +"Basically, they tell you the shape of electron clouds.","Well, duh." +"Think about your favorite class. Now that you've thought about it, which one automatically makes you think of your favorite TF2 youtuber?","spy................. the spy.... 1st thing that came in my mind is a guy called runyx but its probably because i just watched his video 2nd thing was stabby,he's a pretty big youtuber and also a big streamer around 80K subscribers,his tips and videos ARE REALLY GOOD I MEAN REALLY GOOD 3rd thing was TF2Slurgi,he's a really old youtuber and never made videos for like 1 year 4th thing was mr paladin and muselk for some reason,i miss mr paladin tho,i learned a lot of basic things i never knew about the spy" +Wow. Some intense ball-watching there from Side-show Bob.,Who's bob? +"Well, I think that [BANNED]",Maybe the mods would love you if you stopped being banned for calling them pieces of shit? +prescriptivist linguistics is a spook,lol ur a spook m8 +How about lasers on the guard station to spot people with and let the cyber-dolphins/orcas bring em to the ledge.,Ill tempered sea bass? +I'm not sure what your point is here.,I'm pointing out that these british idiots should be building monuments to the tens of millions they murdered and raped. +It's literally just a thing on the pc that says who's on the clock and who punched for lunch ... kinda useful for fecing,"That is amazing, how have I never heard of this" +"Either a nerf or a buff, I hope the graveyard change is fake. It was already so balanced, so nerfing it would be insane. And it was really balanced too so buffing it this much would be insane, it only needs a small buff. Wtf is SC doing?",Ik doesent make since +"How do you buy resale tickets for home Timberwolves games? I cannot seem to find any resale tickets, only overpriced tickets from the team. Any help is appreciated.",This post right here defines the flash seats / empty target center problem +Africa is not a country,Racism is accepted as fact lmao. +Except the videos show the hand cannons well inside their effective range,Where did bungie say what their intended effective range is? +"YES!! I was paying for an Audible subscription before I realized you could get your audiobooks for FREE from your local library. I have a hell of a commute and I have read listened to hundreds of free books the past few years, that is free knowledge, free entertainment, what a deal!",How? +Dear hard working white people? Why single them out? How about hard working Americans? Or hard workers who voted for Trump?,Because it isn't racist to call out white people and make an incendiary title. +Yoidisley Navarro Vazquez,"That glute definition, damn." +The difference is that #10 would never go in against a remotely competent goalkeeper.,As opposed to that totally unsaveable kick by Messi +"Due to a technical issue, L2M reports from last night's games will be delayed",Well in that case they should waive it all off and just not put it out +Reapers.,What he said. +TIL The Cure once played a four-hour concert during which they played 50 songs.,TIL the Cure has 50 songs +"Say having an ounce is legal, but having 2 ounces is still illegal, and they were caught with 4 ounces, what should happen?",They should be resentenced according to the new law if and only if the new law is more lenient than the law they were sentenced according to. +People who have actually slept with someone's mom and then told them I fucked your mom! How'd it go?,My dad's an asshole. +What I would give for a Supremacy...,Gamemode's right there in the crucible section of the directory +"Psh, heck yes. Have you watched Kannazuki no Miko (aka: Destiny of the Shrine Maiden)?",ewwww hate that show :/ rape ruins it +They are saying that Trump won't build the wall and his voters will protest him with Build That Wall signs.,"No, they're saying that we will build a wall to shoot the fascists on" +"Do you have a condom? Don't worry babe, it's commin' *Drone rains down thousands of condoms*",At that point why not just order a sex robot to fly in and do your dirty work for you? +NCIS 14 x 09 Pay to Play - Discussion The team looks into a series of threats against congresswoman Jenna Flemming; Director Vance takes charge of temporary protection detail.,Ducky Jethro Jimmy That was really funny to me +"You're an Airman 24/7 so technically a Chief could really HUUAAA you up and down with that. But really come on, do you not have 15 or 30 minutes at the end of your day once a week to get a cut?",I mean women love when I tell them I'm an Airman downtown +Do you believe you can tell if a person is a good person by viewing a photo of them?,"They've clearly had lots of training in ocular pat downs and can thoroughly assess the level of security risk a person presents just by a picture, provided, of course, the subject's eyes are visible." +"I mean, literally the only thing that has been written in LSU's favor here is that they believe Jimbo is interested",Yeah but there was that quote that one time where he said he loved Baton Rouge! +"He also mentioned a shitty meme, who gives a fuck.","Talking about Facebook, right?" +"Or just blatantly ignore you. When it gets too silent up top, you know shit is about to go down, and somehow you're going to end up paying for it.",Sounds like r/writingprompts material to me +r/titlegore,'Superfat penis' I lost it +I'll make it in a minute.,thank you good sir! +"Kanye West Cancels Remainder Of Tour, Including Louisville Concert","Oh that's right, he's moving to Canada!" +"I hate the calling for help system Look, don't get me wrong. Its a great mechanic for totem battles to differentiate them from regular wild encounters and all around making them exiting. Little did I know, EVERY WILD POKEMON CAN DO IT. Its just so frustrating to be fighting a wild pokemon and read {insert pokemon here} is calling for help then having to wait for the dots and then you have to kill a second one. It would at least be so much better if you could catch a pokemon when theres more than 1.",Pro Tip: Make sure to defeat the Pokemon first before killing the called Pokemon. +You are legally intitled to sick days.,You can also get your GP to sign off on depression as a valid reason +"damn... owned again in the same day. I've had a bad day on r/nyc bro that said, the nyt is family slow at reporting any kind of popular trend at all, in media circles.","they do a lot of weird things there, like fact check and proof read." +omg. they must be smashing their faces into their computers xD,Smashers gunna smash +"I have one, but haven't gotten around to installing it yet. (Backed the Kickstarter...)",Can you post an update once you get it going? +"Working in IT, this is the kinda shit that pisses me off. People can't take 10 seconds to think about their problem before they call me. My job is to help in certain situations. My job is not to hold your hand in your everyday use of a computer.",When I worked .gov IT we called that Why think when you can call +Might just be the drought,I am sure oceans have droughts. +"We've had a black president, and now possibly a female president, what should be next?",No President +"I press summon, press really fast to skip through all the annoying type symbols, don't see a new unit pop up, then get very sad that nothing ever changes for me.",strangely all our summons end up the same way..... +"Oh look at Mr. Rich guy here! New beads! When we break beads, we just stop counting that high. :(",Prices of beads have fallen so much that you guys should really be setting up a hot spare on an unused wire for these exact situations. +Are Enforcers PP weaponry or just from a very specific set of outfitters?,"It's a PP weapon, Pranav Antal." +Tangina ipapalabas ko talaga ang sex video ni Ramos!!!!,Kalma lang po Lord Gong D. Kami na ng mga ka-DDS ang bahala sa Kingmaker Lolo. +"That's the cool thing about having a PC, you can use Windows, Linux, MacOS, hell even Android all at once with dual booting",You can do that with effectively any computer even a mac +Best counter to the people who say pence was in favor of electroshock therapy for gays??,"10,000v" +This is what a religion of peace and a globalist party of tolerance does to a country... (DISGUSTING),"Yay, lets bring them here to rebuild Detroit!" +"I have never, EVER seen something simplified by comparing it to a 'quantum' anything. Bravo, sir.",This is a quantum leap for Reddit! +"My old man has, the reporter replied to him that nobody in Dayton cares. He also called into Mark Neal's radio station to mention hockey and Mark Neal said the same thing. Dayton media people lack imagination. But to be fair, the newspaper also lacks the resources. Company is on its way out of business.",My guess is the city is still mourning the Bombers +First packs die insta and then the other pack only has 2 casts and one of them dies insta.,thats until people get 1 shot cause both cats target them +snap your neck vs scrape your butt?,broken finger vs massive skin loss? +Event Group Completion Bug.,"Read the event fine print, it says group and rank rewards are to be given sometime in January (don't recall exact date)" +TIL Wrel works for DBG now?,He's having the Daybreak flair for quite some time... +Community sanctions smash.* No gulags in this sub.,What if we're smashing it? +"You're thought process is stupid on many levels. It's been proven again and again that persistence combined with a burning desire for wealth will always lead to riches, no exceptions",Please tell me that you're missing an +Turkish Cyprus blames Greeks for failure of peace talks,Let me take a guess here who the Greeks blame. +I see what you did there.,...exactly what a shill would say. +Money is not a problem. But I can't see it happening. Isa and Zane will probably go (hopfully Isa stays on and coaches) and our young guns will be expected to step up. But this could be a wise move in terms of ticket sales. Piutau is putting bums on seats in Ravenhill by himself. I could see Dagg doing something similar,Are Leinster struggling to get fans to games? +"Just off-topic. How does he have that message popping up? I mean the You played for 3 hours. Remember to take a break every once in a while! I would like to have it too, sorry for my bad english.","korean server only, sorry" +Rogue One Jyn & Cassian Extended TV Spot,Romance confirmed. +"Paint car undercarriage Hey, The undercarriage of my car is starting to look a bit rusty so I want to get it painted so that it can look newer again. Does anybody know a place where they can restore your cars undercarriage?",How often do you park upside down? +That's why they have O2 cannisters and sherpas now...,"Yeah, we just need brown people to do the work and die for us!" +Til that the east and west US use different sized sticks of butter,I live in CA and I've never seen those short fat sticks. +Krennic & Death Troopers Korean Poster (no text),Them Dark Forces vibes +i'm wondering if trump will get *any* newspaper endorsements?,Maybe if he owned them.. +Fuck every single person who called Hillary crooked.,Kaiser Trump is just smart. +Love the discourse coming from the_dearleader followers. This is why you guys are losing the election.,"Newsflash: Just because somebody dislikes Hillary Clinton, that doesn't, by default, make them a Trump supporter." +A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR,"wrong series, you goddamn hack fraud" +Barlow fires in 2km time trial,There's a preseason hero at every club... +"Bari, preso il fratellastro di Antonio Cassano: i vicini in strada per impedire l'arresto",che bella gente +"if she does it from fog you should be able to tell which spell is flying at you already, once the animations get going they look different. E is faster than Q as well.",If I am ever even a little bit confused what spell it is then there is a problem. +Komarov is trying real hard,Even with the visor he pushes it up so hight that it isnt even effective anymore haha +Imo Iron Gamer is Thor's best skin lol. Better than Barbarian and Heavy Metal (although the latter is awesome).,Wrath of Valhalla by a mile. +Latest Updates for Call of Duty: Modern Warfare Remastered - Patch 1.05 11/21/2016,Have they fixed the Infinite loading screen or just loading screen to a time out message on PC yet? +Smash Box Game-play Showcase! | THE FUTURE OF SMASH ?! -,"Can't wait for Genesis to set the precedent of this being legal Or Gravy wins Grand Finals from Winner's without dropping a single game by using pivot uptilts and inhuman SDI, and it gets banned" +I always find the its a choice or not to be gay thing hilarious. Who cares if someone feels like its not a choice or its is? If two consenting adults who happen to be the same gender want to have sex who cares? What business is it of mine what they do? The argument of whether its a choice or not distracts from real issue of why the fuck people care about two people having sex.,Because my precious child might see two men walking down the street holding hands and it will emotionally and morally scar them for the rest of their lives and they will rot in hell. +Congress voted to strip all power from Obama for the rest of his presidency,Fake news sites like this are the reason the US is going to the shitter. +I watch lots of man in a hole movies. They usually don't have much of a plot.,well played. +"Without naming the location, where do you live?",In a shitty city known as both the binge drinking capital and the corruption capital of the US. +"It's a completely self-composed album, and mostly self-written and arranged, too. I don't want to hear that B1A4 are untalented ever again.",B1A4 are untalented +Socialist Sam Hinkie on Twitter: socialists hold an event that gets no coverage despite being 3x as big as the neo-nazi event that got so much so much coverage recently,Ya'll needed to burn some cars or hold up more pictures of Mao and Che. +"Thanks asshole, now it's stuck in my head.",You might say it's already a voice inside your head. +You have the best sources.,Just make sure you get all your facts from hillary clintons webpage. +"Yeah a clear line through the South is evident in many of those maps, but gotta stay PC. Gotta be those stupid Christians! (Because saying stuff like that is perfectly fine)","Well, it's ok to be racist against white people and attempt to set up things that systematically discriminate against them... because... you know... they are white, so it isn't racist." +"fuck you cathy, you fuckin crook",Homophobe +Crossing A Flooded Road with a Lifted Truck,I only had 57 payments left on it! +"Yeah, I loved the first 2 gens pokemon but they eventually started giving me the impression that they were running out of ideas when an **ice cream cone** was a pokemon. This gen though... Damn these definitely seem more like natural monsters than a sword does lol","Yeah, an ice cream is so much less creative than a pokeball with eyes or a pile of sludge with eyes or a rock with eyes." +"My sona, Kate as a PMC (Source in comments)",Not oper8or enough no sunglasses +It gets funnier and funnier when every guard you see greet you with that line.,"Normally when they start spouting that shit, I just no you don't and run off!" +"Tank rewards is stupid I can get literally nothing from it, I already have e25 and French arty, pls put more tanks WG I don't want more prem fire extinguishers",That's really sad. +"I go out of my way to kill these fads. I dab as often as I can. I also use lit as much as possible. In fact, I am having shirts printed that include the phrase It's lit, fam to support my creative writing club. The more they see and hear a teacher using their slang/dance moves/memes, the quicker they die. I was featured in a mannequin challenge video the other day while dabbing and holding up a literature anthology with It's LIT, fam written on the board behind me. Also, I love to see how uncomfortable it makes them. It's delightful!",so you are that teacher huh? +His username refers to his hobby of spending an obscene amount of time giving oral.,"I used that app, I would get hit on by guys at least twice a day, no one seemed to read profiles and if they did they they just ignored it." +What's your take if BTC fails to break $756 for the third time?,back to 730ish to try it again tommrrow? +Allow r\politics to become r\democrats,Republican discussions can probably be found under r/whitesupremacy or r/tinfoilhatset or r/makeamericahateagain or r/conspiracytheories +think its more of an indictment of this sub than any praising of t_D,Most of the people in this sub have no fear of indictment +"Dude, you joke; but, i have family that believes this stuff. It drives me insane, not that they believe in a god, that they wont just sit and think for two seconds about what is spouted off from televangelists and their preachers. Like, two seconds of does this sound a little fishy would fix all their issues.",I can't fucking stand people like that. +Niantic confirms bonus stacks with Lucky Egg for quad XP,This is big news for the 10 people that still play. +Is your transaction confirmation delayed? It's probably because there are over 50K+ transactions waiting to be confirmed.,Go Blockstream Core! +My Turn.,Yet they want equal pay. +"Do what, shoot fish in the ocean?",Kinda...kinda yeah. +Children rewrite sexist Cinderella | Can't wait to see the fury in response to this one,Will the white male genocide never end? +Matthew Barnaby was a fucking psycho,Awesome! +"Without naming the location, where do you live?",America's wang +Pakistan continues to be a strong contender in the race to the bottom.,Yeah because everyone knows the world needs more religious nuts on TV and shutting them down for not having the permits to broadcast is evil. +Down goes Frazier!,Makes me wonder if getting a rope to the crotch is the same magnitude of pain for women as it is for men. +It's not for everyone.,I guess not. +"He also is moving forward with expanding America's use of coal. Which he refers to as clean coal. There is no such thing as clean coal. Clean coal is a buzzword created by marketers working for the coal industry. So I remain very concerned. Much of what Trump promises I'm ok with. I don't even have a problem with his ridiculously stupid wall idea. But when it comes to climate change, well he's sided with the wrong crowd. If America doesn't embrace clean energy technology right now, they'll be left behind. 20-50 years from now when most countries get the majority of their energy from clean sources, America may very well be left trying to catch up. America will also be a far more polluted country than it is today. Regardless of what people may think about climate change, pollution is a huge problem and shouldn't be encouraged. Even if climate change isn't man made, or in part caused by mankind, pollution effects us all equally. I don't want to live in a horribly polluted dead planet, like I'm stuck working on a Mechanicus forge world.","But what if climate change isn't real and we spend all this time, energy, and money making the world a better place for nothing?" +Pederson not ruling out benching Nelson Agholor,I guess he didn't watch the post-game interview Agholor did. +I was scrolling through my newsfeed earlier when I saw this...,Can you not go in alone please sombra... +Please don't tell me you know it off the top of your head...,"I mean, at this point who doesnt?" +"On my 5th one. Never degraded, am power user but keep it plugged in a lot during work days.","Heyyyyy that's gonna wear out your battery, right?" +"Really has upset you man, I'm sorry this kind of discussion offends you soo much.",Good news or no news. +the internet really needs a sarcasm font..,We totally don't already have one +I share the same birthday and year as Google. So I'm 18 as of today too :D,"Happy Birthday, Same here as well." +Mystery,it's not dox if they dox themselves +"This seems like it is in the same vein of the monkey paw story. Only instead of wishes, it's how you die.",So basically Wishmaster. +I've been wondering if he was ever on. Do you recall what episode?,143- retardinol +That's simple. Just ask them when they chose to be straight.,Yeah but that's what god intended. +Jews?,"I mean, ignoring the European genetic impact in many of them, Jews aren't really genetically distinct from the surrounding Arabised peoples." +urban dictionary know what's right,"The last time I was on Urban Dictionary, I almost jumped out of my window." +That's literally the joke,Don't forget +"Borderline top ten? Lol MJ was #4 going into his fight against Dariush. If he had smoked him like he did Poirier he would have been up for a title shot. Many in the media were considering it his coming out party after a fantastic fight against Barboza. Borderline top ten, get the fuck out of here. So sick of the revisionist history in this sub. People write MJ off but when in the context of Conor losing to Nate, they talk up Nate like he's been a top 2 contender for a decade across four divisions, instead of what he has always been, a one dimensional gatekeeper.",But Nate cuts from heavyweight +"Ottawa to announce coal phase-out, aims for virtual elimination by 2030",Lets put those miners out of a job! +so ur that guy,Come on pingy... it's like calling a white gildan tee-shirt my grail. +"A buff that will truly make the log get into legendary statues Nowwe all know the log needs its love. Supercell say they will make the log push even the heaviest of units like pekkas and golems. However, I think that change won't really help the card reach popularity. So I looked up the card, and it's travel distance says 9.6 tiles, so one change I had in mind is..... What if the log push back all units, a full 9.6 tiles. That would be a huge buff and I think this change will make the log a more appealing choice in terms of deck building, or choosing which legendary card should I spent my 40k gold on.....? The log just can't compete with the other popular legendaries like ice wiz, miner, and the recent buff and amazing lumberjack. Think about it, your opponent has the pekka locked onto the tower, you can use the log to push her all the way back to the river and distact her with guards or goblins. Another scenario is a hog rider. By selecting the log, you pushed him back a 9.6 tile radius and when he comes back again you can use your cannon that was out rotation. Idk if this will make the log op. But this can make the log one of the best defensive cards in the game and a good offensive to stop those barbs and mini pekkas. It will make deck builders more complex when it comes down to which spell they wanna run. As a legendary card, the log should be the best spell card in the game. If this change is too much maybe I recommend increase the elixer cost to 3 or 4 elixer. Supercell IK the update is almost here so if any other balance changes is coming plz consider this. It will go very well with your upcoming log buff that pushes even pekkas and golems. Plz give your thoughts down below. Its time that the log deserve love.","YES Or, small/medium troops around 6-7 tiles, and push large troops like Pekka, Giant, etc around 3-4 tiles because they are larger and heavier, which makes sense." +"Without naming the location, where do you live?",We make all the apps and Internet stuff +"It offers to convert into other currancies, such as the infamous Mile Mexican Peso",Isn't that how Trump is gonna build the wall? +"Bacteria and saprophytes eat them when they die, I'm sure.",Guinea hens love em. +Multiple people in multiple threads are reporting it,"Multiple people have snorlaxes and dragonites, they must be so common" +is better png or dds (low end pc) I wanna have the lowest hictness possible has I konw dds wors faster on vram but still I don't know if png can be better for overide faster. DDS MODs or PNG?,Stick with DDS textures if your system cant run the game very well. +Does that mean you fail at downvoting?,"Nah, he fails at failing at downvoting" +"Did my own test too, got 10 seconds to do two lines. Effectively cuts the original calculation time in half, so 11.5 hours. Still unreasonable :p Counter-counter-quityourbullshit!",If you can't sleep for an entire day you're not trying hard enough +SJWs are sending death threats to electoral college members,"guys, it's clearly us" +"You're not dumb, you're right.",Same thing. +I woke up to this,Downvoted for vertical filming. +"Without naming the location, where do you live?",Bellow sea level. +(Smackdown Live spoilers) Finish to the tag team turmoil match,"I was hoping for Orton and Harper with Bray getting into the world title picture, but I'll definitely take this." +It's not just wanting sex. Women have it better in romance as a whole. Also clocks strike 12 blah blah. I don't think the idea of toxic masculinity is entirely bad as long as we're not saying masculinity as a whole is toxic. Masculinity can certainly get men killed for stupid shit.,I wonder if you feel the same about toxic femininity AKA Third wave feminism. +"Shill bot detected, DEPORT",Come on guys Wallbuilder1 fits right in +"Merry Christmas. I have 1 Uncharted: The Nathan Drake Collection. Brand new unopened. I will send it USPS to the best Yo Mamma joke left in the comments. 2 rules: 1: You have to have a USA address, and 2: I'm the only judge of the best joke.",Yo mama so old in history class she wrote down what she was doing. +What we need is more elaborate AA. Or heck any AA... seriously. We have all those Radar stations in the Arctic but no other alternative to supporting a NORAD obligation then launching fighters from bagotville and cold lake? All we'd need to do it place some S-400-like system in the Arctic along with pretty insane amounts of ASW air patrols and we wouldn't even need to think about the Arctic.,"Yeah if there's one thing about modern military doctrine, it's that combined-arms work is useless." +It was better back then.,"Yes, wish all our buildings were as dirty today, had the wonderful smoggy polluted charm." +"I like the other joke, where we flood countries established by Europeans with 3rd World populations and call it diversity.","Yes because all of us third worlders are just uneducated monkeys who just drain resources, don't pay taxes, and can't speak English." +Will medicare phaseout be good or bad for the country?,It's too bad we don't have records of what medical care was like before and after Medicare was enacted... +This Seems Awfully Familiar,Well played. +Millions of Donald Trump voters to lose overtime pay the moment he takes office,But Crooked Hillary and her emails! +"Seriously, if this was a west coast team it would be deleted for low content, but it gets hits.",When the east coast bias hits ya hard +"A salesman comes to your door and says, I can sell you happiness. What are you really buying?",Anything which I like for a significantly lower price. +"Yeah man, this thousands of Muslims are going to subvert the entire country of 300 million into a Muslim country with backwards laws. There's a give and take with any immigrant group in America. Part of their culture becomes part of yours, and most of yours becomes theirs. Every immigrant group since the fucking Irish have been villified, and then the next wave comes along, and then everyone plus the newest wave say hey these new immigrants suck! And everyone forges about the old ones. Reddit seems to think Islam is backwards -- newsflash, if America is not backwards, a few immigrants are not going to somehow take away everything this country has worked towards in 200 years.","Yeah, my buddy Barack really needs to get going if he plans to enforce Sharia law, convert America to Islam and wipe out Christianity forever!" +"I was really excited about Bernie's promise to spend $1T on infrastructure, why is Trump's plan different?","Rather than getting deep into infrastructure like Bernie proposes, Trump's plan is more like an attempt to grab pussies." +Some of the many foods at the Kern County Fair,"Sorry if anyone notices this is a resubmission, I only posted one image last time and it was supposed to be an album of shots I took this weekend, if anyone has any questions about the food feel free to ask and I'll answer as best I can" +"80,000 Reindeer Have Starved To Death In Siberia Because Of Melting Sea Ice: Add them to the growing list of animals directly threatened by climate change.","Wow, these Chinese people running around and killing all these animals just for the conspiracy are very devoted to the cause." +"Alt Milk in Tea? I used to drink earl grey with a dash of milk in it, euro style... I don't get to do that anymore but I wonder if anyone has experience with alt milks in black tea? Does it work? Which is best? I could try it... but I am afraid of ruining my cup. Hoping someone has experience haha.",I love almond milk in tea. +They also have knockoff Monster and Monster Lo-Carb. they're like a dollar a can (16oz). I prefer it to Red Bull personally. Still hella cheap and I can't tell the difference.,Their dollar knockoffs to the white monster is reason enough to make a trip there +Taking care of your own problems. Now I realize everyone's problem is my fault apparently.,Fuck you +Why clip their ears?,"The owner is a shithead, that's why." +"Justin: Neely old, I swear Jason: you're rude Lmao, Jason knows she looks old. But he'll be rude for no reason towards the girls.",Because he's funny +Marrying cousins is for scrubs. Sister-daughter-granddaughters is where the money is at.,How do you even get to that? +Covenant Slayer shows up on Halo API - Carbine & Storm Rifle starts,Replace the storm rifles with plasma rifles and MAYBE this will work. +Hundreds of Veterans Heading to Standing Rock to Defend DAPL Protesters From Police,This will end well +The chances of Tommy being Prometheus have increased ten fold.,Blacked out drunk Deputy Mayor Lance. +"funny, sad, and terrifying That was a really good summation. Hopefully, you'll be there to teach her how to control it :)","They said sad, funny, and terrifying." +"As a 6s owner, I'm in the perfect position to wait all this shit out. Early adopters always get a raw deal. Skip the 7 *and* the next iPhone (which I predict won't be called the 7s or 8 - just iPhone). I'm waiting til the 2018 iPhone. Hopefully by then all this will be figured out and the wireless market will have matured enough.",I'll actually bet you $100 that it's called the 7S +"most recently, about $18, one piece at a time, usually whatever bar or round shows up first when sorting by 'premium' in the 1oz section... and takes probably two weeks to get to my house.",That makes sense for them to be as economical as possible on such low-margin purchases. +Its funny that thermaltake was able to get it it when the original design of this the CoolChip/Cooler Master Sandia was held back due to it being unsafe for use. Many people have cut themselves from a cooler with a plastic fan. A spinning heatsink will do proper damage.,fingers are for peasants anyway true pcmr use there mind to control their characters +"I had a childhood crush on Julita Aisyah years ago, then she went on to marry into the Pahang family. Safe to say the kids took on dad's features.","darn, same here; then I had a crush on Azizah Ariffin (TV3 reporter) too." +st fn awp electric hive orange (all orange hexagons) with 4x vox holos kato 15 should be in your price range. would look dank.,h^m^m +Can we get a confirmation of this somehow???,Yes +A library has dvds too. And there's book stores.,"Wooaahh, we've gone full circle." +"15 yummiest foods in Yishun worth dying for (Die die, must try)",I can vouch for BurgerUp. +You down with OTP?,Gainesville is my favorite part of Atlanta! +Why does he have bullet wounds on his chest?,"Hey, maybe that's the actual size of The Swarm" +I call it Youtube an hero because they are killing themselves with this move.,PSA: This meme is now 10 years old. +Based on your description it sounds like what she asked was you to clear off from her borders and you refused. I might be wrong but I can't figure it out otherwise. Diplo screen shows you're at peace and option to declare war is missing.,"Thanks a lot, you gotta be right" +Because you're building a computer for your parents and aren't going to oc it? Also this includes a cooler.,#NAME? +"You know, flat planets are pretty nice, really wish they were more common",Like the one all us earthlings live on? +Well that's a rather risky remark considering that guy was doing it out of the good of his heart.,Hnngggg well I guess it's my bad for not adding the +This will be good,"For example, they get paid to play and I don't." +You're asking us to reconsider yet you did the same thing by buying another Razer. Are we supposed to feel sorry for you? Because buying another Razer was stupid.,"That's because OP needed 2 Razers, 1 for each wrist!" +Iran warns of retaliation if U.S. breaches nuclear deal,Thank god we have a completely sane and competent person entering the white house +"Well, he was recovering from the broken back that resulted from the above crash.",Pretty sure he was tied up with the world speed record too. +"In short - stop blaming poor fat people for rising premiums - Look to the front office. I'm in favor of opening up healthcare to all, in order to provide poor folks access. But really, that's only half of the problem. The other part is teaching folks how to manage their health and fitness before it develops into chronic disease. Can we require folks, or at least teach them how to make lifestyle changes before they develop diabetes, lung cancer, obesity, clinical depression, heart disease, or any of the pathologies that run rampant in a sedentary, packaged-food culture. Get that tooth looked at early before you run into a dental emergency with an abscess swelling your entire face. Exercise a little more. Get a cholesterol test and a damn flu shot. Do those things and you'll feel better, plus it'll save all of us taxpayers money in the long run. Unfortunately, that other side runs right up against my libertarian ideas that the state should leave people the hell alone.",Yea I think the libertarian solution would want to make it cheap as hell to get the tooth looked at so there's no real barrier to you getting it checked out. +Sign eats guy on the street,The guy died. +"Christians 'Hung On A Cross Over Fire', Steamrollered And Crushed To Death In North Korea","May God welcome these martyrs into his arms, but I always get suspicious when CT doesn't link sources." +France bans video showing happy Down syndrome children,Tolerant left to the rescue again! +"As an industrial automation engineer, I always get a kick out of the r/futurology retards and their doom and gloom about automation taking jobs. They don't realize that, in the manufacturing world, only about 20% is automated. Robots will never, ever take over even 40% of jobs in the next century. And I work in the automotive industry which is heavily automated. People who don't know anything about real automation need to stfu about things they're not involved with. Fuckin morons.",But I played Factorio and that means I know a thing or two about automation +He really did a fantastic AMA. The guys surprisingly sharp.,"I mean, he did make one of the most popular songs in the world." +I like your subtitles. They look straight from the despecialized editions.,I appreciate you noticing! +"You should definitely mention if you used to live in Iran, it wouldn't bother me but I'm sure it would bother some.",That why they gave me the soft serve ice cream man. +The accuracy of my bank or credit card statement,Wouldn't you be happy if the bank was 110% or the credit card was only 90%? +Angry Brady scares me more then this year's presidential candidates,#AngryBrady2016 +Dang. New Overwatch Season.. Final Fantasy XV... The Game.. SO MUCH TO ENTERTAIN ME! Habs games are always fun for us. Lets go Ducks!,Stop it dude it's high noon +"Download a better anime, like LOVE LIVE",or oni chichi +are any of those perfect ivs?,"Not sure, can't check IVs, all bred with a 6IV Ditto holding DK though" +Trump Proposes an Advocate of Mass Public Surveillance as CIA Chief,"Dang, here I thought that the nation's foremost spying agency was going to be led by a advocate of personal privacy." +The Walking Dead and the magically changing spoon,"I think it's meant to represent the ever-changing, chaotic climate they are in during this apocalypse even when they are just relaxing and eating food..." +I use the CeraVe PM but with 1-3 drops of Argan or rose hip Oil in it as my final moisture step. It's not for everyone as oil can clog some people up but it really works for me,"Yeah, I have sensitive, acne-prone skin so I'm very wary of oil :(" +"1) Elect hardliner dipshits who don't know anything about government 2) Government doesn't work well 3) Complain about poorly run government, blame everyone but self 4) Elect hardliner dipshits who don't know anything about government",The Red Queen's Race of government reform. +"Nah kid this happens everywhere. Recently an Australian cricket pitch was laid out, played on, and then after they realised it was 2.5 metres too long. Let me tell you mate, in cricket 2.5 metres is a fucking mile and no one noticed until after the game.",We had a team in new York city play an entire SEASON on a baseball-sized pitch and the league still hasn't noticed +The petty is strong in this one,Hopefully so is the +"I wouldn't go that far. The Peace of Westphalia seems pretty reasonable, especially considering the scope of the destruction of the 30 Years War. This is also the same continent that brought us the Treaty of Versailles, so I'd say enforced religious tolerance and some border adjustments are more than reasonable for a war that killed 8 million",You should try the sabaton DLC music pack friend +at least we don't have Donald trump,How's Brexit working out for ya? +Must've got him mixed up with Pompey's Danny Rose.,Obviously its Mansfield's Danny Rose +Finished my hard line rig last night,No way you will ever get dust in that! +What advice do you always give people?,The advice I live my life by just don't be a dick +this one is much better it's like this every damn time. OMG SAVE FOR X and two weeks later X IS WASTE OF STONES GO FOR Y so tired of it,X and Y cam out years ago retard +"If I tripped to this for 9 hours and it is now like a fantastic oil painting, can I just like set it as my desktop background and preserve the image",Yes +I agree with this but dropping the hard r is a bit too much,"but because he's black it's okay, right?" +"You're the fucking worst shampoo. You're thinking of a WR, James Robinson. God forbid our coaches think about the type of person they recruit over pure talent.",Robinson is not a take for Florida? +your fave RG combination? just wondering...,I think over levelled rg with princess and barbs and horde in support is the most effective combo. +"Dammit SmashinAsh, he's a doctor, not an accountant!","Yeah, that's too much information for me" +I've never actually heard of Woke culture before today. What is it?,A SJW equivalent of born-again. +"Nobody ever roasts someone on reddit, we are a bastion of civil discourse that rejects ad hominem attacks",Name doesn't check out +"Old school platformers? Looking for a pc platformer kind of like the old school NES platformers like Megaman 3, double dragon, contra, super mario bros. Those were my and favorites but now all platformers I try all have one gimmick each I can't get past. I want something with an enticing sound track and fun levels. Recommendations?",You might like Super House of Dead Ninjas. +As far as we know he was lying about it or just now found Jesus and quit his sinful ways. Who here doesn't have a youthful indiscretion or two in their past.,"Yes, because smoking a plant is sinful." +Am I missing something?,"Use a file explorer, check if you don't have a ridiculously large thumbnail collection under DCIM (look for `.thumbnails`)." +Valve letting us nominate games ourselves is a great idea,Someone doesn't have prime matchmaking +"Early game, you are in lane denying and harrassing the enemy with your ridiculous right click damage and living armor. Get boots into mana boots, he needs mana bad. Wind Lace is great too. If I am playing a 4 I also like to get orb of venom, combined with his punches and leech seed it's very easy to get kills. You can get an iron talon as well, it can help you get a bit of farm and also deward. Next get blink. I see a lot of people rush aghs with tree, but the thing is blink is just SO good on him by comparison. You can blink from tree to tree remaining invisible, makes it easy to scout out enemy jungle and deward. It also makes setting up his ult so much easier. After that, it depends how much farm you get. I usually find that by the time I farm an aghs the game is almost over anyways, and to get the full benefit of it you need around 10 minutes of placing trees. So something like greaves or vlads can be better for your team.","I prefer force on Tree, because it retains the functionality of blink, and allows you to use it on teammates when the enemy isn't expecting your presence." +ITT: Fucking regulations screwing over everyone and keeping us from getting what we want. Let's reduce emissions standards and bring back clean coal jobs so we all win. We can have air as glorious as Beijing!,Clean coal lmao +Deficit Hawks May Not Be Part of Donald Trump's Washington,We'll have time to pay off our debts after we Make America Great Again +Dr. Strange,"Wow, Martin is amazing, I could have sworn that was Benedict." +UK to censor online videos of 'non-conventional' sex acts,Brb downloading loads of fisting porn +"US. Nearer to Toronto now, but even when I lived down in Texas it was still default oil byproduct :/","Oh man, that sucks :(" +"With the Bucs-Cowboys being flexed to SNF, the Cowboys play 5 nationally televised games in a row. This is ridiculous. Thanksgiving vs Washington Thursday Night Football vs Minnesota Sunday Night Football vs New York Giants Sunday Night Football vs Tampa Bay Monday Night Football vs Detroit I mean... come on.",mmmmmm AMERICA'S TEAM :P +What are the stupid things you did while trying to hack your 3ds? When I first joined the 3ds homebrew world the first thing I did was to install fbi and menu hax. I used pasta cfw to run fbi. I always thought pasta cfw is a custom firmware (like a9lh) so I went ahead and updated my 3ds to 10.5 (we couldn't downgrade from there back then) After that I regretted messing with my 3ds without checking a guide. Lesson learned the hard way.,Used the wrong region on the downgrade back in the RxTools days... Soft brick and was lucky that recovery mode update was the same firmware I was already on. +Is that very atypical for a noncoastal state?,Absolutely. +Grandparents? Bruh my family is still at racist cousins... If he calls me a libtard I'll knock him the fuck out.,tolerant left +Father-Son duos of the NBA.,Some very creative names in here. +Please clap.,Please deport. +"(Human AU) Hope, at last, for Peridot and Amethyst found light at the end of the tunnel as they finished their Finals. (Blog is NSFW)",\\[T]/ +So if people are being offensive what should we do instead of being offened?,"Well then you can just LEAVE this country, commie, before we force you to" +"TIL that the Motion Picture Academy refused to nominate Tron for a special-effects award because, according to director Steven Lisberger, The Academy thought we cheated by using computers",This is where knowing the difference between a visual effect and a special effect comes in handy. +Watch it make jungle veigar broken for some random reason,Get ready for the Clap Malphite meta +"Ditto spawn rate could well be higher during the event. I suspect they are, but we have no way of knowing.","The spawn rate was 0 before, but during the event it's higher" +Another offensive loadout,"Inaccurate, longest should be the demoman one" +Imo you shouldn't even bother logging exercise calories because calculators are very inaccurate and you're just going to eat them back. Use those extra calories burnt as extra fat loss.,You might as well never diet either because 99% of diets fail and you'll end up gaining more weight than what you started with! +"What is this 1.0 they have to achieve, in the states .08 is considered drunk. Different scale I assume?","Its out of 1000 instead of out of 100, so their 1.0 is our 0.1" +"hey man, Starboy is a fucking killer song don't bring The Weeknd into this",It was the first 20 times +"On Thanksgiving Week, Native Americans Are Being Tear-Gassed in North Dakota",Why don't these tribes get a lawyer and Souix? +Jill Stein prepares to request election recounts in battleground states,"North Carolina Mccrory recount = bad, Leftie recount = good" +"TYT are so emberrassed, they are taking down this video about their meltdown during election day",Wow they got so rekt dude +Hannity calls on Trump to freeze out the press,"Hey look, someone called Hannity and he wants a safe space" +Can you recommend some decent solo play games for someone who hasn't played any games solo before?,**Suburbia** is a great solo game if you enjoy a city-building game. +Prolapsing my colon...,MHIO +John Lackey has a punchable face. I've disliked the guy since his days on the Angels.,i cant imagine how you liked him with us +"McConnell breaks with Trump on flag burning, voter fraud",He's still a dick. +There was never just one,The one on the right is more accurate. +"Beautiful mountains in the background! I know, let's plug our phones into clunky, oversized VR headsets and pay attention to Yelp reviews in 3D instead!",You seen em once you seen em a thousand times! +Spamgone,that sounds awsome +"I Changed Men to Black People in an Everyday Feminism Post, And Here's What Happened.","It's not misandry, just gender realism!" +"He probably just found a r34 thumbnail in his recommendations, nothing unusual",He did the Bite of 87 +bunker could probably be sniped with no casualties,"With the amount of scvs he already pulled, he could've mass repaired it whenever it started getting attacked" +Haha. I don't think so. This is to get more space! I have an entire city further back. I think I'll do a world album here if you'd like to see it.,"Please don't, we do get so tired of amazing and inspiring builds that bring us back into this wonderful game in an attempt to design our own." +"We don't really think of it this way but spicy foods. At first it's just overwhelming and sucks, but after a while you put hot sauce on everything you eat.",Ya i didn't like mayonnaise as a kid but now i can't make a sandwich without it. +That can work. Just make sure they're into incest!,She was from Arkansas... +"No, it's Ubuntu 9.10",ubuntu what? +The only thing hes gonna write is more requests for his worldbuilder charity,I thought he starting writing Kingkiller to help bring some popularity to charity! +Could you expand on that?,Being a tow gunner means that you get to play with most of the cool stuff and walk the least. +I can't wait for all the tickets to sell out and crash the website and people to complain all over again about how unfair it is they can't spend thousands on buying their own tickets. I could do without a shitstorm of predictable instagram posts captioned with Coldplay lyrics after the gigs finish.,go to concert = cool social media photos +I am quite sure this one thing he got caught doing is all he has ever done.,Dripping with +"He didn't sell anyone out. And don't be dumb and say he defended her calling people basement dwellers. Before the race began he stated he would support her if she won, dude's just keeping his word. Don't like it, but that's the type of guy he is.",She colluded with the dnc to make sure she won. +Finally decided to get The Witcher 3. I got the Game of the Year Edition which includes the two expansion packs. All for only $30. =D,RIP the next couple hundred hours of your life. +They don't even poll an uneducated vs educated for people of color. White people are the only racial demographic that split nearly 50/50.,Trump won because of racist uneducated white males +his blog is alt-right and he posts about how global warming is fake that solar panels are a creation of the left that don't really work and aren't practical.. and this was one of his arguments,I guess he'll like 2050 then when the PRC plans to finish the 64sq km solar collector project. +"Remember Genji Players, the Swift Strike cooldown is reset after every kill",totally balanced +"Just finished watching it, kept a very keen eyes or for the Stig Trooper. No luck in identifying him. :(",Look for one gesticulating because his comms aren't working! +"The Californians in Austin freak out in the rain too. Like they've never seen a storm before. I guess, to be fair, a lot of them probably haven't.",Wtf is this rain you people keep talking about? +"Fuck the gaming subreddit community I spent about 2 hours making a mathematical model of a Barnes-Yshaarj deck, and I titled it Win rate of Barnes Yshaarj deck, and I used 28 dummy cards, one Barnes and one Yshaarj. Guess what? The only, comment said It should be successrate and not win rate It got more upvotes than my hardwork and math ever got. I deleted that. Now, I spent precious pre-exam time typing an entire paragraph about the problem of grandiloquence in gaming insiders. Guess what, the top and only comment (besides the other one saying I'm fucking stupid and should take my tinfoil hat off) was that Oh you only wrote this so you can use the world grandiloquence. Fuck you hearthstone and league of legends fucking 10 year olds.",You only wrote this to tell people that you used the word grandiloquence. +"This guy is my hero. Whether you are a global warming denier or not, you cannot deny the benefits of alternative methods.","even so, the only thing some people see is that he chopped off some nice trees just to show off :(" +Why oh why do people choose Fuze on a hostage map.,Why wouldn't you? +The douchebag's apology at the end after pulling a gun is poetic,Gulag was right around the corner. +"I think Supercell has it correct in not nerfing either of those cards. Neither mega minion nor tombstone are overpowered. Tombstone does a grand total of 0 damage if left alone, and mega minion is easily countered by ice spirit or skeletons, as well as any 2 elixir troop (with the help of the tower). I definitely think the community is going too hard on these cards, neither of them are overpowered. However, I definitely wouldn't be opposed to mega minion being nerfed (a 3.5% health decrease would only allow 1 hit on tower with no disctraction at tourney standard. Credit to another redditor whose name I can't remember). Tombstone is just fine where it is.",Yeah because offense is clearly where Tombstone and MMs strengh lays +Still think it's a damn good deal for $400. But of course hur dur ps4 pro sux guys,$400 + $60 a year for online :) +Turkey day shenanigans daily Rise and shine all! Eat until you hate yourself.,"If I already hate myself, do I have to eat?" +I was thinking about getting one but they're insanely expensive and hard to find *and* the risk of a moron fucking up your car is too high.,Finding one that's unmodded is the real challenge. +Beauty just like yours ?,"Wtf dude, there are subtitles :S" +Are you an athletic recruit for a relatively unknown sport like squash or a popular sport like basketball/football?,"Relatively unknown, unfortunately (but at least it's not something everybody has on their app)" +I don't even think it's a very good one :(,Forgot the +Porter Robinson & Madeon - Shelter (Official Video) (Short Film with A-1...,but this isnt anime +Move to Rome and live there for a few months. There is absolutely nothing wrong with looking like someone from out of town.,Yes but wallet chains are very much out of style plz no one wear wallet chains I'm starving +"Cozy winter night in Bergen, Norway","But it's so *open*, it can't *possibly* be *cozy*." +I accidentally solved this into my Rubik's Cube.,Am I missing something. +"Thank you It is definitely laborious and meditative - Im super-duper new to it, but threading the blade is not so bad once you get the rhythm down (and if you have a model that takes unpinned blades and requires no tool to switch blades or tension them) Maybe part of what might turn a lot of people off is the perception that the explosion of elaborate, precision laser and cnc work that's out there now somehow de-values what can be done manually on the scroll saw? I know that went through my head briefly. After seeing some of u/NinjaTurtleNerd 's pieces on this sub, i decided to get one last month and give it a crack.",Laser cutting takes the soul away. +How do you pass the time if you have to go on a long drive alone?,"If all else fails, Ace Ventura it." +Considering this money is being ear marked for transit it should end up a net positive.,"Oh yes, I'm sure it will Be a net positive" +MONTHLY L/D RAGE THREAD,dark hellhound.. glad he's not a SD. +"The best place imo is the underground mall beneath 30 rock. It extends for blocks, and the food court area has a spot where you can hit 5 pokestops without moving. It used to be 4, but another was added due to the Starbucks promotion. There's also a gym you can reach without going outside, and another at radio city you can reach with just stepping out the tunnel. It also connects to a hallway that runs parallel to the b f m d 49th street stop that has another 2 double spots along it thanks to the Starbucks.",Can I get a location for an actual entrance to the Rockefeller Concourse itself? +"I think that kids in the 50's were far less aware of segregation. I also think that issues were much more regionalized, living in a part of the US that was not a diversified area (Rural, northern states come to mind), segregation was not something that was brought up, largely due to it's low level of priority in the area. I think now, kids are more likely to face issues like this, even if they don't directly affect them. This is just my opinion though, I could very well be wrong.","The regional specific issues definitely makes sense, hard to care about a social issue a thousand miles away before the internet." +Is she ferreal?,Make her an outcast +"I went to an all girls high school and absolutely loved my experience so it may just depend on how you are. I was suuuuuper shy and self conscious in high school and looking at it now 10 years out, the last thing I needed was boys distracting me and making me that much more anxious. not to take away from your experience but it works for some",14 and 4 are VERY different ages. +"A month or so ago, The Log would be in place of Graveyard. Also, Graveyard is actually really good, so I have no idea what you're going on about putting it in there.",To be fair there is nothing else he could have replaced it with IMO +Poison should decrease 0.5 radius every 2 seconds. Reasons: 1) Currently best spell for meta 2) Too much value for its elixir ... 3) Shouldn't poison reduces in volume over time? (real life reference ;),I think a permanent small radius nerf and a fix to the lingering damage after units step out would fix this card. +because the real problem with katars is fundamental and how they were built,"imho the problem with katars isnt katars, its that the dair is on the Optimal Aerial Approach angle, like the bow dair and the guns dair its an angle thats hard to contest because anti-air game is so weak" +KF HM fresh anyone? Lf5m,"SlizzyBANG, warlock with 320 ToM and BlackSpindle" +24 Hour Challenge Suspects now Charged.,But it was just a prank bro and he said sorry. +"Donald Trump tricked everyone. He's just a talker, a businessman who'll say what you want to hear as long as he gets what he wants - President-elect.",So USA did get their first female president after all. +No wonder crime is rampant,Never have stuff like this in America where weapon access is available to all +How would that taint FDE as all the data I write to the emmc is encrypted?,That's classified. +Theresa May (The new Prime Minister) had an incident where she denied global warming.,"Well, let's be honest, if Supreme Emperor Trump said it isn't real then it isn't" +Professional porn isn't intimate at all. I don't think you ever seen what goes on behind the scene. Now amateur porn is a different story but the professional type is far from intimate. These laws would only affect those that want to distribute porn for money.,"Yeah, those evil people." +"Being in a clan with 12 year olds, part II.",i am very high trophy as level 11 im at 2400 +Facebook Now Deleting Pro-Trump Facebook Pages. The 'Fake News' is just a cover for deleting Pro-Trump sources.,didnt see that coming +"PA man randomly attacks Indian man he believed was Muslim, stating things are different now at mall","But if we don't do anything, they will supress our culture!" +Crystal Pepsi is finally making a permanent return to store shelves - but it'll cost you this to get some.,"What is a dollar-fifty, what else would it be?" +Might be a dumb question... How much medals could you get for engaging in 150 online battles..? &nbsp; I can't seem to do the math very well on this one...,525 maximum +"Jeez, that was fast. Thanks for the preview! I'm disappointed that this is BLC exclusive, as I would have loved it for my Asura. Beside, it looks weird. It just *floats* above your character. They should have added small ropes to your back or something.","There are ropes, look again." +"Keep this in mind when politicians say there is too much regulation hurting business. Many regulations protect the worker, the consumer, and the environment. They never go into specifics, but I always wonder what are the unnecessary regulation they want to get rid of.",Yeah but now at least 67 people will find a new job +Hatching,That's a cute dog +DC and Rumble going at it on Twitter.,I genuinely think DC is great but I want rumble to destroy him like I know he is capable of. +"To be fair, they used to come out about once a year pretty consistently",Didn't he (partially) write some of them before Storm Front was even published? +this video and the comments reflect on the anti-apple hatejerk on reddit,Good ol Madcucks +Spectate delayed - not coming in November,Real shocker. +"If you can access the LG screen then it may be worth trying to access the recovery and perform a factory reset. Also you should ask over at XDA, they're usually quite helpful too",I've tried booting into safe mode and recovery but I can't get anything but the LG screen. +"Bitch 1, Bitch 2, Bitch 3","I bet these three women are all pleasant, well-rounded human beings." +Arlo Guthrie - Alice's Restaurant Massacre (1967),And we was having a great time playin with the pencils on the bench. +"Breaking: Spyral_Super_Hero identifies a well-known aspect of character in upcoming film, makes a post saying Marvel should integrate it, gets upvoted for some reason.","Make it a main focus, not just a detail" +Been looking for this as well.,I have one you can have. +You can go really deep if you think about it in a more sexual way,No gag reflex means she can really feel it in her heart. +What don't people lie about?,How much they masturbate. +Dick is een echte koopman.,VOC mentaliteit +"I don't mind the reskins, they don't change the game in any significant way and provide another route for monetization. I wish the goofy reskinned tanks would show up as regular paint schemes in my client but thats not really a big deal. I do not like the new premium tanks being introduced as they are too powerful. The balance of the game is being upset and thus presents a dangerous monetization strategy. Some tech tree tanks have been completely usurped by premium tanks, which is pay to win - Tiger II by the AMX mle 49, and the Caervarvon by the T26E5.",Maybe now they might actually Buff the Tiger II and Caervarvon +"If Metallica released Hardwired's songs in other albums, which album they would belong? I was hearing some songs and was thinking what album that song would belong if was not from Hardwired. I'm at work right now, so I can't listen to each song and describe, but some of them that I remember: Confusion - Death Magnetic Dream No More - Master of Puppets Hardwired - Kill Em All Am I Savage - St. Anger Spit out of Bone - And Justice for All Moth into Flame - Ride the Lightning Atlas Rise - Ride the Lightning Now That We're Dead - Black Album",What about Lulu +Credit to u/coolbagskate HE WAS THE FIRST,NO I FOUND IT FIRST YOU FUCK STOP STEALING CREDIT YA DUCK +I know. I deleted that comment and made another. I wasn't following the trend,Not three words +"Someone remade asylum already, hoping for verruckt soon!",Are you by any chance running Pokemon Go in your top left corner? +"No its a game, share and play nice","Yes, you should rotate the mark 3 every round." +It was the prequel to Lethal Weapon 33 1/3,We full on Kingdom Hearts now. +Dave Meltzer: Mickie James was in Pittsburgh today doing her WWE physicals. She is scheduled to start on the Smackdown women's division if all goes right.,Sorta feel Raw needs more Women at this point but okay. +This! However I only have have this frustration in Dota2. Never had this issue in WC3 DotA...,Movement speeds got buffed since back then +"Yes, purchasing a sticker with Calvin smiling while pissing on Obama seems a little extreme.",You clearly have a very low bar for what you consider extreme. +What is your favorite bakery smell?,Everything cinnamon-related. +HANNAH FINAL 3?,It's possible she and the rest of David's army is pagonged and she's picked off knowingly +Or you div up emerald on and wreck shit.,"Nah, the emerald is shitty because it is tier 5." +But it's black.,That's racist. +Court To Cops: Residing In A State Where Marijuana Is Legal Does Not Automatically Make A Motorist 'Suspicious',The cops have been playing the order game forever; it's a major paradigm for their small world. +Lebron James Puts Vucevic on a poster!,"Posters are cheap these days, I guess." +"How the fuck are the modern left idolizing Castro?! He slaughtered homosexuals and suspended democracy, He set Cuba back 100 years",But he did it for *equality* +NO LICKJUICE IS!,"No, TITO DICK DICKMAN BABY is best husbando" +Right? Haha I'm reading all of this on my replacement Note7. My old phone would get hot if i had more that two apps open. This one only got super hot at start up and has been fine ever since. If hate to get rid of this phone but I'll definitely move away from Samsung if i have to go through their recall thing again. Not worth the hassle.,i will take that off your hands for free +"Because I don't care about sound camouflage. We all make the same damned sounds, what's the big deal? I don't want a headache from the fan droning while it tries to de-humidify the room after a hot shower.",Life must be tough for you. +That sub is so terrible. They shadowbanned me for deigning to express my disbelief in a certain article ages ago. The echo chamber is real.,Didn't you know the world needed a safe space to complain about safe spaces. +What league will you play in 2.5?,"One of the softcore leagues because according to reddit, hardcore = softcore because logout macros" +He has very deep pads here and is sitting so they ride higher than normal.,Oh wow thank god because for a second there I totally thought he ACTUALLY didn't have a neck +"Barring phyiscal disability, your body can shut down her pregnancy... I feel dirty.",oh shit +"Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V, Amen.",I want you to know that just because I go through the ritual motions of your religion doesn't mean I believe. +Actually I use it just for that. Sometimes I start game with /mute all but in late game when i have to say something I write /mute all again so we can discuss about something.,They can read what you say even if you have them muted. +Which one is that? Rufus Wainwright?,John Cale +Obesity isn't an epidemic,Clearly people are just EVOLVING to be fatter duh. +"Yikes, time to exit stage left on that relationship","Yep, get a gym, Facebook up and delete your lawyer." +DP Rule Needs To Go,Lampard wasn't a bad dp. +Is Reddit your job? Because that's the only way that makes sense.,Hmmmm....ok add this on: +"In the nVidia control panel, under 3D application settings you can go to the program settings tab, select nfs2k15 and settings and set v-sync to half refresh rate. If you have an AMD card 8 don't know if there is a similar option","I have AMD so i'll look for something similar, ty for the response :D" +"*Lost in Translation* is rated R? ... I don't remember any excessive profanity, let alone sexual content or violence that would warrant an R.",Pretty sure there is a scene where they go to a Japanese strip club that might have warranted the R. +Just wait till they start selling DLCs for DLCs,"Guide to Good DLCs by EA: DLC Pass, unlocks access to purchasing DLCs; DLC Key, gives player a key to enter the in game DLC with; DLC door, provides door to use key on to enter DLC; DLC key skin, 5 new skins for the DLC key in your inventory; DLC textures, textures for the dlc; DLC mesh, mesh for the dlc; DLC weapons and armor, adds new weapons and armor to the..." +is it worth it?,No poison is not good right now in the meta +"No, a guy in the US, NY who voted for a man in this election.",Sexist prick! +I'll be really mad if Berry isn't a hero. He literally survived cancer.,Ik and he makes for some sick cards +Never thought I would see this message - 330 days playtime :'),Ayyy grats! +"WE CANT FORGET ABOUT THE LOUISIANA SENATE ELECTION IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS John Neely Kennedy, the republican candidate, wants to help drain the swamp. We need to help him out and win. We may have a senate majority anyway but it's good to have EVERY possible ally for Trump in Congress",Can you spare some time for those of us that are unaware with some sources for info in candidates and the likes? +"I don't know why, but I just love the fact that Mei just locks Ana in there with them",It was worth the sacrifice I guess +First November snow in Tokyo for 54 years,Global Warming my ass... <_< +"No gender is different than sex, this kitty chooses to present as a female cat, as such I will call it a girl. I am not worried about kitty's physical sex","You are correct, she has told me her preferred pronoun is Meow which we all know is female." +They knew that going into the loan didn't they?,No they just clicked I agree +How Europe sees russians (tweet from me),Gorgeous! +This counts as interaction to circumvent game limits and would get you banned. Because DE.,"technically yes, it could be risky, but i'm sure that DE only cares if you circumvent their login reward system rolls-per-day limitations." +Why? The family has a point though.,Clearly forgot the +How I made up my mind to get the Armada Bundle,"You rate Prinz Eugen high value and Warspite medium, so your logic (and opinion) is wrong" +"Safety Do we need to think about drafting one early-ish? Everyone says Ward will stay at corner, Bethea is old and slow, and Reid is soft and hasn't looked particularly special since 2013. I have high hopes for Tartt but other than that I'm not sure.",this team has so many holes i think we need good players at any position we can get +1. ES shotguns 2. ES shotguns 3. AA 4. MORE AA 5. FUCKING AA 6. ES Lightning cannons 7. ES Scout rifles 8. NS-15x 9. NS-15x 10. NS-15x 11. NS-15x 12. NS-15x 13. NS-15x 14. NS-15x 15. NS-15x 16. NS-15x,"I kind of want an AI mana turret revamp, too." +"Eu nu inteleg de ce generalizezi noi romanii. In afara faptului de a te lepada de homosexuali, de ce ai face asta? Eu sunt roman si hetero, dar nu urasc homosexuali si nici nu simt nevoia sa deschid subiecte publice pe tema asta.","Nu esti roman adevarat daca nu iti dai cu parerea despre orice rahat, indiferent cat de relevant sau nu e pentru tine, so gtfo" +Happy thanksgiving you stupid bitch haha,Just kidding +That actually makes no sense. Technology in Fallout is stuck in a weird 1950. They have Nuclear-Cars but definitely no PCI(E),They shouldn't have PCI because basically the microchip was never invented +"Ha, I was born in 1989. I was a cook for ten years and am currently in the national guard. AMA about how average and typical I am.","So, how are your 1.87 children?" +Female Goes On A GTA Style Rampage After Getting Jumped!,I've never seen a hydrant run over and it was exactly how it is in the movies. +"To be fair, he didn't really explain his points very well.",You dropped this +"There was extensive coverage on Benghazi when it happened and during the investigations. I think that story has been thoroughly talked about in the media. Do I think all the facts are out? no. But, It has received an ample amount of coverage.",He forgot this +Why can't you buy your own bots on the CRF?,We just need a button to duplicate a bot if we have all the parts +"Haha, nice! I wonder... Will this work in competitive?",I don't know and at this point I'm too afraid to try. +"Victory Friday: Post your latest wins (2016-11-25) Did you just have a breakthrough? Post your new PR, unlocked achievements, brags, or any other victory from the past week. Share your victory with others!",* 250# OH Squat for 15# PR * 295# Front Squat for 10# PR Really happy with these since I haven't felt like I was getting any stronger. +California kids is my least favorite on the album but apparently yall love it. I just find the song so boring,I'm with you on that one. +Because Reddit is an awful platform. Those who conform to the norm would never realize how bad it is though. Forums are better imo.,You forgot your +What does Blizzard have against gingers,"There are also no characters who are openly Trans, I mean cmon overwatch it's 2016, I thought you were about diversity" +Was gonna say isn't Salford a suburb of Manchester? Might as well be London as far as I'm concerned.,That is how those ponces over the river would want it. +"Why would you even do that? Sorry but that's really dumb, considering that there's a better pack on store for half the money.",Did I mention I *really* like the Reverse Flash? +A person built this INSANE bedrock to sky limit sugarcane farm in a Beta 1.7.3 server I started playing on. When activated it lags the entire server!,Who the fuck would need all that sugarcane? +Iceland. The scenery.,I love the ice there +Sometimes it's important to be uncomfortable. Nothing that mattered ever came from anybody comfortable.,So when James Weeks took off far more clothes than he should have...what good came from that? +Fite me. I love Becky Lynch. I loved her as Rebecca Knox in SHIMMER as the quirky loud Irish heel. I loved her in NXT. I love her and her stupid-ass puns now. Ride or die.,"Wow, his guy truly gives no fucks" +"They are permitted by the Constitution to vote for anyone they want. Some states attempt to bind electors by applying penalties if they don't vote the way they are supposed to. Those penalties have never been tested in court. This varies state by state. Each campaign submits lists of electors for each state who will cast the actual votes should their candidate win that state. So the Trump electors were hand-picked by their state parties, and are definitely Republican, and most likely Trump supporters themselves. So while they can vote for anyone, if they feel inclined to not vote for Trump they are certainly not voting for Hillary....",Bernie or bust lives on! +I guess I am done,Congrats and thank you for what you do for the sub but fuck you. +New level of csgo'd,You shot through his armpit +Republicans Threaten Lawsuits Over TV Ads Linking Them To Donald Trump,Meet the RepuliKardashians +"I was planning to adc but I got jungle instead lol. I saw the enemy team didn't have much tanks actually and corki is more about burst than slow dps. Warrior gives 60 more damage per basic attack, 30 more damage on Q, 100 more damage on full E, 60 more damage on regular R, 90 more damage on big one R. Meanwhile bloodrazor gives 40% AS and ~40 on hit damage per 1000hp. I don't think any of jungle items are optimal on corki tbh",Cinderhulk! +"My roommate likes Shaclone, and we watched a video of him yesterday, that he put on HIS Youtube, of him inting because his Ez banned Shaco. Like he isn't even trying to hide it anymore.",He was just supporting ezreal in the midlane with blue build shen! +"The bass line to Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go is ridiculous. RIP George Michael. Like any music fan, I poked around the hits after hearing the tragic news. And I guess I had never listened intently before, but the bassline in this song is top-notch. Very energetic with great fills throughout. Just thought I'd share this (maybe obvious?) observation.",I always liked the bass line to Do You Really Want To Hurt Me. +"It is incompatible. I'll show you: If evolution is true, then Adam and Eve didn't exist. If Adam and Eve didn't exist, then there is no original sin. If there is no original sin, then there is no need for Jesus' sacrifice. If there is no need for Jesus' sacrifice, then the entire Christian faith is completely undermined. There would be no salvation and therefore Christianity is pointless. Also, if there is no original sin, then there can't be a punishment for that sin. Hell would be immoral.",Wow looks like you just disproved the Church! +The reason to oppose a recount is that Soros and Hillary have proven track records of stealing elections. Is there really anybody that would doubt they spent the last two weeks reprogramming voting machines and filling out however many additional ballots they need to win? A recount by criminals could very well replace the correct results with incorrect results.,You forgot the +Kind of makes me wish they left Kopi out of this one -- he gets his own. Put Doughty or somebody else on the monument.,"Doughty is on the monument, he's etched onto it." +"My cat jumped up onto the table, not knowing I had a lot candle up there. I freaked and accidently threw my phone into the air. I caught the cat mid air, and caught my phone, screen side up.","Plot twist: The cat sends the burning candle flying, so you catch the burning candle, the cat and phone, only to stumble and land on a unicycle, so you juggle the cat, the phone, and the candle whilst riding a unicyle....could happen." +aaaaaaand disabled.,You just need to restart client +Guys like this take an open door and slam it on their foot,"Or l like this guy, carefully place their head between the door an repeatedly slam it shut." +So the UK government is just buying everyone a Christmas present?,"Yea, they're giving everyone security and safety." +Clockwork cat true form ._.,Obviously the best cat. +You broke the terms of the user agreement that means they can terminate or suspend your account with no refund.,"I didn't though, they said I was spamming the modmail on a subreddit when I asked for a ban appeal." +IT IS OUT,You are to late m8 +God damn the conference circle jerking is embarrassing. Can we leave it in cfb where your conference actually matters.,"Sounds like exactly what someone would say who is trying to cover up IU losing to Fort Wayne, Michigan losing to South Carolina, and early struggles for Michigan State." +This keyboard or the Ducky one TKL RGB?,This. +"Connor McDavid We are now 1/4 of the way through the season, and I noticed that there hasn't been a quality discussion post for hockey's biggest name this season, Connor McJesus, so here goes: Coming into the season, McDavid was popularly predicted to be the league leader in points, and is widely viewed as the most valuable player in any fantasy league, let alone keeper leagues. With standard scoring categories (no hits, blocks, or pims), McDavid was my prediction to be the best player in the league with ~115 points. With our current sample space of ~20 games this season, it may be now a good time to re-assess our expectations of McDavid versus his performance this season. In 21 games this season, Connor has scored 9 goals and 18 assists to make him the league leader in points. With a very sustainable shooting percentage of 15.5%, this puts him on pace for 35 goals and 71 assists. This makes him currently the most likely winner of the Art Ross trophy, and probably the Hart if he gets Edmonton into the playoffs. The question that is worth asking is: do we think that 106 points for McDavid is accurate? Has he been playing above or below his potential? There are a few ways to get some information to think about this: 1 - Powerplay completion. McDavid's production is heavily tied to Edmonton's powerplay. Edmonton is currently completing on 19% of their powerplays - good for 13th in the league. With their star-studded top 9, this is probably conservative and McDavid should be good for 30-40 PPP this season. 2 - Relative success of team-mates. We can assess McDavid's future performance by individually assessing the performance of the players that he spends the most time with. For this assessment, we will talk about some of the chemistries that he has developed versus the chemistries we expected him to develop. - RW = Jordan Eberle/Puljujarvi. Eberle is the highly skilled sniper that has always seemed to fall short of his expectations. Now 26 years old, Eberle has never surpassed his sophomore season point total of 76 in 78 games. He has consistently demonstrated success as a sniper, scoring on ~14% of his shots and shooting about 2.44 times per game (200 times per season). This puts him in the range of being a 30 goal-scorer (28) on average so far in his career. With the replacement of RNH with Connor McDavid, many people (myself included) expected Jordan Eberle to flourish. With a more skilled center, wingers are able to take more high quality shots and effectively increase their shooting percentage. Also, when playing with a pass-first playmaker, snipers usually begin to take many more shots. My assumptions for Eberle this season, therefore, are that he will increase his per game shot attempts and his shooting percentage marginally to become a premier NHL sniper. So far, Eberle has produced 7 goals on 64 shots in 21 games, good for a S% of 10.9% and a shots per game of 3.05 (250 in 82 GP). We know that shooting percentage fluctuates wildly for all players in the beginning of the season, and it is not at all unlikely that Eberle can't return to his career 14% or go higher as was anticipated. The really interesting stat here is his 3.05 shots per game. Since players take so many more shots than they score goals, SOGs (and hits and blocks and PIMs) tend to suffer from much less statistical distortion than points. Therefore I think a realistic projection for Eberle is that he will score approximately 35 goals on 250 shots based on the information we know. This would mark an increase over his current scoring pace which will affect McDavid's assist pace. Puljujarvi has also spent the last 4 games on McDavid's RW, providing 3 assists and 5 SOGs during his time there. Unless he increases his shooting pace I don't expect Pool-party to permanently steal Eberle's spot on the wing, but if he does it could be due to McLellan trying to spread scoring throughout the lineup which could hurt McDavid's 5 on 5 production. - LW = Milan Lucic/Patrick Maroon. Lucic is the bruising winger brought into the Oilers specifically to play in front of the net with McDavid. This experiment did not last long in 5 on 5, as Lucic was constantly slow on the rush and unable to match McDavid's speed in the offensive zone. Patrick Maroon was given Lucic's spot on McDad's LW and has excelled while there, scoring at about 13% on 2.2 SOGs per game. While Lucic was sperated from McDavid in 5 on 5 play, he did not leave PP1. He has stayed as the man in front of the net on the powerplay and has shown real success there. In Edmonton's last game played (vs Colorado), Lucic was placed back with McDavid and had a 4 point (2 PPP) night. While it is hard to predict whether Maroon or Lucic will stay with McDavid, or whether someone else entirely takes that role, I think it is safe to say that Maroon is scoring sufficiently in 5 on 5 play and Lucic is scoring enough on the powerplay that McDavid is receiving ample support from his LWs. - D = Oscar Mother-Fucking Klefbom. Yet another Edmonton first round pick, Klefbom is probably the least-understood quantity in terms of fantasy players affecting (and being affected by) McDavid this season. It took about 14 games, but Klefbom has now been given the QB position on PP1 (taking it from Andrej Sekera). There was some discussion that Adam Larsson may run the powerplay as well, but we haven't seen that very often this year. Klefbom is leading the oilers in average TOI and is leading oilers defensemen in average PPTOI now. At 6'3, Klefbom is a quick skating, accurate passing, 200-foot defenseman. Last season he was affected by a foot infection and therefore only played in 30 games (producing 12 points). In his 30 games, Klefbom shot on average 1.6 times per game and got 0.4 pts per game (and blocked 2.1 times per game if you're into that kinda thing). He also saw time on the second powerplay and second pairing. My assumption for this season was that, if he were given a 1D and PP1 QB role his SOGs/game and pts/game would increase due to increased talent of team-mates and specifically the McJesus factor. So far this season, Klefbom is producing 0.33 pts/game and 2.38 sogs/game while in his role as the #1 offensive defenseman. I expect the points per game number to increase quite a bit over the remainder of the season while the 2.38 sogs/game is right in line for a PP1 QB. Overall I expect Klefbom to deliver a ~40-45 pt season based on his powerplay utilization alone, which is quite a bit better than he has shown so far (on pace for 25 pts). -------- So overall, what can we say about McDavid so far this season? He is producing the most points per game in the league, currently projects to finish with 106. I think based on some analysis of projections of his team-mates that he plays with most frequently, we can say that this scoring pace is not inflated. In fact, I anticipate his scoring pace to slightly increase over the season as Oscar Klefbom and Jordan Eberle are able to find a little more scoring consistency based on their utilization and shots/game. I'd love to get an in-depth discussion of both McDavid and the Oilers, and welcome any critiques of my analysis here. TL/DR: McDavid is good, he will keep being good.",As if Mcdavid doesn't have enough going his way... now he has the best player discussion as well... +"Even if they do flip a few states, Hillary conceded. SHE FUCKING LOST",No politician has ever taken back a concession before. +"Why is he not in handcuffs. It is alleged he tried to pervert just to cheat us out of control of the disposition of nearly # a billion dollars and send it to cronies with whom he colluded. This isn't about ideology or even politics, this is about CRIMINALITY",Is that really as bad as a Lebonese person stealing $1000 from a bank? +Tiny houses an emerging Australian trend,Just caravans for yuppies. +"Last night was somewhat dead at our store, so I chalked up a new sign for Christmas. Thought I'd share. :)",Why couldn't you just have written *Merry Christmas*?... +Just some of them?,Well that makes it *so* much better. +I personally think they had a key while the Rav was still at the salvage yard.,I suspect that as well. +When do we start winning these championships that Eichorst talked about?,I'm sure 5 years from now we will still be blaming the ghost of Bo Pelini. +Never thought I would live to see the day.,Shut the season down. +New skin updates! The Burn Collection,It starts off like ok this ain't terrible then goes into wHAT THE FUCK IS THAT +Crimson tunicas + X-Devil MK2,no thanks. +I wasn't sure I'd be waking up this morning tbh,Damn bro that's dark. +Swaggy Franklin the turtle,*Cecil the Turtle +Except the animals...,They're not people just like them muslims +"In other words don't mind if any of my information is accurate or factual, but just focus on my angle here.","No, in other words, the Serbs deliberately and systemically engaged in mass murder and ethnic cleansing, regardless of what you call it, and Israel is not doing those things." +"No protection gear besides helmets, looks like falling means dying.",Congratulations on reaching the bottom alive and in one piece. +"So, an over leveled mirror?",Yeah bro gotta get dem level 9 mirrors +What's the weirdest reason why you felt attracted to someone?,"I really liked the smell of his deodorant, and somehow that made me think about dating / doing him." +No,"NO excuse for you to be that short, better hit the gym." +Minimalistic Poster I made of the UCLA campus,Do each colors mean different things or are they just randomly generated by enclosed areas? +legally it's required... also unless they pee in those things they can't work for 35 hours straight,Not with that attitude. +You felt IV'd 4-ACO-DMT immediately? interesting! Could this be proof 4-Aco-DMT is a directly acting serotonin receptor agonist and not just a pro-drug for psilocin? Would love to hear others opinion on this. Why I think this is because if it's felt immediately after entering the bloodstream there wouldn't be time for the deacetylization to occur.,"It hit in seconds, and had full, maybe even stronger effects that lasted about 1/4 the normal amount of time with the same dose." +Lol I live in your head rent free apparently,"Yeah, malcontents on Reddit really keep me up at night" +Pornhub delivers,Who the fuck comments on pornhub? +"Also, on a more subjective note. Now let man but think from what he is created! He is created from a drop emitted, proceeding from between the backbone and ribs. Is not good poetry.","I would say, however, that poetry usually only sounds good in its original language." +"Fallout 4,The Division,Gears 4 (XB1 Digital) MAFIA 3 , COD IW+MW , TF2, FH3 etc PC: Football Manager 2017 Code",TF2 is free. +what part?,Melb +its a joke,Then all who voted for Hillary go for Jill +"It's a really good tape, and the extra exclusive tracks don't hurt.",Did songs get cut on the LP version or where others added to the cassette? +"Dude, you weren't kidding about the comments. It's fucking obvious the kid was running for his life. For good reason too.",Armed men wearing gang colors approached them and they fled... Obviously they have a guilty conscience... +"Since autofill has been permanently enabled, the quality of my games has never been lower. Not sure if anybody else has had the same experience playing over the past couple days, but since autofill has been enabled for everybody, all the time, the quality of my games has dropped substantially due to people getting autofilled and either not taking the game seriously, or outright trolling. I've had games where the support afks at 10 minutes, because they don't like their ADC and they don't want to take the game seriously. I even had a game where the Support refused to take the role and went duo top. This is something I hadn't seen even a single time since position selection was added, until this week. Then you have the horribly mismatched lanes, where a top/jungle main gets stuck as a support against an actual support player, which anecdotally seems to offset any gains in matchmaking that autofill offers. This might just be my perception and not grounded in reality, though. I'm really disappointed because I thought position select was one of the big successes of Season 6, but it feels like it's basically back to how it was in Season 5, since there's almost always at least one autofilled player in every game now.",I'd rather wait 10-20 minutes for a game I want my role as than a role I completely suck as. +"There's also plenty of people who like to smugly respond, sorry I don't support domestic violence, as if their Reddit comments make them the real heroes.",Yeah I forgot saying something on reddit means it's impossible to take positive action on the same topic in real life. +I'm assuming people in Japan manage to solve or avoid this quite well.,Yeah it's called washing clothing/fabric after you use it. +One Knee,JBJ comes out like that a whole lot... Maybe he's paying tribute to Franklin. +Microsoft is working on a new design language for Windows 10 codenamed Project NEON,"Yes, because last time design language and guidelines worked so fine and were really implemented by all..." +Amazing piece of curly white oak.,I have a 5'x1'x1 board exactly like this that I haven't decided what to do with. +"Yep. Everyone forgets the Akuma, just because their book came towards the end of 2e","Well, you know what they say, Akuma Matata." +"Chewy white candy with colored media. Rectangular shape in clear wrapper. Always at grandma's during Christmas. This was back in the 70's, 80's. I've searched google and nothing comes up. The closest thing is white round things with embedded jelly beans but the stuff in this candy was not jelly beans.",Are you talking about Bonkers? +"A handful of times I presented this line of thinking to people (because the whole OMFG HE ACTUALLY SAID THOSE THINGS AND YOU'RE STILL THINKING ABOUT FUCKING VOTING FOR HIM?!?!?!!! argument didn't have much effect), and got response like, But the unborn babies! We gotta save the unborn babies and nothing else matters!",Don't forget about the emails! +"Wealthiest, anyway.",Julia Louis-Dreyfus is worth $3 billion. +me irl,MEME +Sounds like Kukui is just the Alola champion in your playthrough. Long live Kukui.,But I want to be the very best. +The Neoliberal Echo Chamber Is Turning Us All Into Idiots,This guy makes a lot of claims without sourcing then says people need to fact check...hmmm...seems legit +already have it unlocked. just waiting on them to release it.,"Hey there sugar daddy, want to send me 400 gems?" +"'Why isn't this item on sale?' This woman brought up a $19.99 item. It's usually $29.99. She asked why it wasn't on sale and I explained that it was on sale. She asked me again, and I answered that it was on sale, for ten dollars off. It's $29.99, regular price, and $19.99, sale price. She asked me what the point of having a sale was, if that's all she would get off. She tried to use a coupon, but our coupon that was valid on sales items ended at noon and her other coupon was only valid on regular price items. I explained to her that she couldn't use either, and she lamented the point of having a sale again. Finally, I rung up her daughter whose item was not on sale and I gave her a forty percent coupon. And then she was like, why didn't you give me a coupon? while looking at me like I was the dumbest person alive. And I just snapped at her because I was like, we've fucking been through this before. 'Because her items are regular price and yours are not.'",They never understand coupons I spend most of my day explaining them again and again They want the coupon to do what they want - not what the coupon is for +Miss we're closed So on Sundays at my work we close at 8 and we usually leave 30mins after just to clean up and make sure there is no customers left in the store. So its around 8:20 and i see some lady walking around buying stuff so i walk up to her and say miss were closes your gonna half to leave and she looked at me shocked and says really? Is that why the entrance doors didn't open? In my head i was like wtf. But as I'm telling her you gotta leave because there are no cashiers left to check you out and she starts flipping out saying we can not refuse to server but we cant serve someone 20mins after we are closed and all the cashiers have left. So after arguing for 5 more mins she finally leaves after she finally realizes there is no one to help check her out.,Were I work she would have been allowed to stay until she was done and at least one cashier would be there to check her out This means all the closing crew is going to stay longer since we do not leave until the money is closed for the evening +I wonder where these customers go to law school. Obviously they must have a notebook in their cars so they can cite case law when we do something illegal in our stores regarding customer service.,I would sure love to see that notebook +What does this reply even mean?,some desperate nerd shit talking people more successful than he is trying to make him being in his mom's basement seem better i guess +Part of me is so glad I don't play on pc. I would get so annoyed with people always calling hacks,It's honestly not very common. +There's no video whenever i click on these fragbite posts. Is there something I'm not seeing?,You can't see on mobile I guess +Yes! I'm going to Iceland this New Years It's a long way from Down Under but it's worth it,"Well, if you're in Aus you'd be better getting to somewhere you can spot the Aurora Australis, the southern hemisphere equivalent of the Aurora Borealis." +Money.,Yeah and there is no money in politics. +"Now I don't know if he is here *LEGALLY*, but Julio is a fabulous player. A tremendous talent. Let me tell you, you will never see a better receiver. Except for me, when I was younger. I had to stop to become a billionaire. A great choice by me. Great choice. I make great choices. Every day. Every night. I make great choices. Believe me.",My opponent is a liar and cannot be trusted. +"Are you joking, or are you being an agent provocateur, trying to muddy the waters?",interesting theory isnt it? +"So cute,rottweilers are very nice dogs",Idk can't you see all the viciousness and hate its eyes? +you're kidding yourself if you don't think the muslim fucks in dubai are just as crazy as in saudi arabia. yea they turn the other eye for the tourists cos it brings them in money but deep down they're thinking this bitch needs a good raping,"I can tell you've definitely been here, or generally interacted with middle eastern folks in general." +I just saw Herman in a deli here in Austin. ^^^^^Not ^^^^^really. ^^^^^Just ^^^^^adding ^^^^^drama.,You got a source on that? +I once had this game against a Skitarii player. He lied in one of two ways: either he lied which model was his warlord or when I killed his warlord it suddenly moved. He also accused a friend of mine of cheating when using battle focus with his Eldar. Needless to say that argument didn't go very well,I mean playing Eldar is akin to cheating this edition so he was onto something +"They left out the urinal, I'd call customer support if I were you.",They said just piss in the kettle on a 60/15/flameout schedule. +"If I get 100 upvotes, I'll buy everyone who upvotes a copy of Sun and Moon I'm rich and bored. Make me proud Reddit! Leave a comment below after upvoting so I know to message you to send a copy.","Hey, thanks for doing the giveaway, I upvoted" +You post about him constantly but you're not a supporter?,Show me any post or comment in which I've supported him. +Can we just talk about how utterly shit Gadgetzan Ferryman is?,"Yeah, because *no one* is talking about that already." +"Match Thread: England vs Argentina ###End of Year Tour 2016 - ENG V ARG _____ **Venue** Twickenham **Date** Saturday, 26 November **Kick-off** 14:30 GMT England||Los Pumas --:|:--:|:-- Mike Brown|15|Joaquin Tuculet Jonny May|14|Matias Orlando Jonathan Joseph|13|Matias Moroni Owen Farrell|12|Santiago Gonzalez Iglesias Elliot Daly|11|Santiago Cordero George Ford|10|Juan Martin Hernandez Ben Youngs|9|Tomas Cubelli Mako Vunipola|1|Lucas Noguera ***C*** Dylan Hartley|2|Agustin Creevy ***C*** Dan Cole|3|Ramiro Herrera Courtney Lawes|4|Guido Petti George Kruis|5|Matias Alemanno Chris Robshaw|6|Pablo Matera Tom Wood|7|Javier Ortega Desio Billy Vunipola|8|Leonardo Senatore |***Bench***| Jamie George|16|Julian Montoya Joe Marler|17|Santiago Garcia Botta Kyle Sinckler|18|Enrique Pieretto Charlie Ewels|19|Facundo Isa Teimana Harrison|20|Tomas Lezana Danny Care|21|Martin Landajo Ben Te'o|22|Jeronimo De la Fuente Henry Slade|23|Juan Pablo Estelles **Referee** Pascal Gauzere (France) ***Assistant Referees*** Marius Mitrea (Italy) and Ian Davies (Wales) ***TMO*** Tim Hayes/Gareth Simmonds (Wales)",NO ARMS PLAYER LANDED ON SHOULDER RED CARD +"But the dept of education has been around for over 30 years. That is two full generations of children going through K-12 education. If this disparity still exists, would it be safe to say the dept of education isn't doing what it should be doing? The problem isn't that there is no higher authority. There obviously is. The problem is when that higher authority has no idea what the heck it's doing. Public school education is getting worse, not better. After implementing the federal student loan program, college is getting more expensive, not cheaper. When is it OK to say that this department is failing our kids, not helping them?",This sounds like a pre-planned speech for starve the beast advocates Perhaps if a large segment of our leaders didn't sabotage anything they disagree with... +Because it's annoying as shit to have someone dumpster you and then taunt spam to rub it in.,git gud den +"What type of Aliasing should I use ? Because on TAA it seems like everything is really blurry when I move, which, is all the time. I'm using the CFL enb so I think it sharpens it a bit but should I remove TAA altogether and use my graphics card's own AA ? If so, which one ?",Anti +Solo queue is refreshing Most competitive games I've played in awhile. Everyone seems be giving it 100% and knows the champs they're playing. Quality of games has been so good,You forgot to add +It was available at thinkgeek I also got the joker animated but it's behind the mystery minis ( not visible ),I am so jealous ha ha +I am ready for the roast.,You look like your family just let you know you didn't get the gas station of your dreams. +"Snowboarding down a snowy street, WCGW ?","Considering the conditions, that car was hauling ass." +"Even the Doom reboot didn't sell that well, and almost immediately went into *deep* discount sales, despite universal acclaim.",Because it was ultimately a boring and repetitive experience +What video game was so disappointing that you rage about it to this day?,The division was a basket of lies... +I've got an image dump just waiting for this to go live. A bunch of Screencaps of Trumpettes who confidently proclaim a Trump victory in November. It's gonna be yummy as fuck.,remind me when this goes down lol +Jill Stein files for recount in Wisconsin,Lock her up too! +You do know you can respond to shaman activivation with another shaman activation right? Also it is a good idea to sack the wellspring when they kill your only sack outlet.,"Yeah, I do know you can activate the Shaman in response to Shaman lol, There were some hiccups though I will not deny that." +Give santorin and kiwikid and even faker is gonna struggle,Santorin was way better than GBM lol +Ye performed this a capella at the Detroit concert. fucking legend,That concert was the greatest time of my life +What is this from?,"Chronicles of Riddick, I'm sure of it." +waht am I supposed to do?,you were supposed to shoot him.. +Into the Woods,That's some LL Bean sh:t right there. +RIP in fucking pieces Tigers,Because totally flat armour is really prone to physics defying bouncing... +The IBuyPower Nostalgia in Rank S,unban plssssssssssssssssssssssssssss +Just imagine being a Latino in America after that speech. That would be scary.,It's horrifying +I'd pay good money not to sit on a boat and fight a croc.,"Yeah, a shark is basically helpless once out of the water... fishing a croc would be like fighting to drag a bear into your boat." +Shopping cart traffic during Black Friday,"Wow, these NYC riots are very well organized." +what is the single worst feeling?,When she doesn't love you anymore. +how do you call the opposite of choke,Clutch? +Need waiting period for motor vehicle purchases,Baptisms would be a better comparison. +"Pulled straight out of his ass, as per usual.",It will make fighting the ottomans more tactical tho +For my first act of being an adult I decided to get a tin of cookies that Didn't have my moms sewing supplies in it.,Now eat all cookies and put your sewing supplies in it +"The Earth's continents would look completely different. The Coriolis Effect, which governs the general direction fluids like air and water flow on our planet, would also apply to the liquified rock under the crust of the Earth. So the planet's tectonic plates would have been moving in very different ways over the course of billions of years, meaning the continents would look very different than what they look like today.",Or would they look like a mirrored version of how they ate now? +Because they still have to verify transactions prior to the fork. They need a copy of both the old and new rules.,But after the fork there is no reason to stay on the small blocks fork +"Unbranded UB(201?) two years, many washes",Glorious. +-2373,-2374 +"BREAKING: State Of Texas Officially Withdraws from Federal Refugee Program, will no longer accept refugees starting Jan. 31, 2017.",#GOD BLESS TEXAS +I'm sure you'll be fine. Really doubt Amazon and other major retailers have AC in their storage facilities,I hope so! +Gigantic working clock made in Forge,Just don't bring that to school. +Fuck Jesse Ventura,"Ok, Dennis Rodman 2020 it is then." +"MRW when I'm feeling frisky, but SO said she had a headache tonight",Inspect her for brain tumours? +LPT: Don't swim in Zimbabwe.,"Yeah, you'll fall victim to the hyperinflation and ascend into the sky." +"I need pollandball drawers for avatars. I am going to make an app on the app store for Tradelands, centered around a slingshot / ball game. I want the balls to be pollandballs of the different factions + special people's emblems (like mods). If anyone can draw these in CIRCLES, and WELL DRAWN, that would be gratefully appreciated and you will be credited in the game. Thanks ;3 Emblem Example: Sep's Discord Face Note to Mods: This app is not for personal gain or to make money. If I need Nahr's ownership approval to make the game PM me.","I have some retarded polandballs if you want them, I'm a polandballer" +"Things GR would not have without the devos/van andel families: Van andel arena (gr would not host as many/as large of concerts if any) Devos place Art prize Two luxury hotels (amway grand/jw marriott) Helen devos children's hospital A company with 11 billion dollars annually in sales that provides 4,000 local jobs and 13,000 jobs globally (actual salary or hourly positions, does not include MLM sellers) They are some of the best people, and while you can disagree with their position on education it is absolutely well-intentioned.",What nasty and awful souls. +Thats rough friend. Best wishes.,"Thank you, God bless" +"You probably don't have the genetic potential to be the world's fastest man, but it's not because you're 104kg... that's down to you",being obese is just genetics +"8th grade math, hopefully.","Good idea, then the Bible Belt would die out!" +It doesn't actually work like that does it? I've had these kinds of bonuses and it just adds every single one of them you get for every ship you get a bonus with.,"I was only saying if he had a 16000% multiplier to captain XP in a single match, it would give him an instant 13 point captain, I knew that it was just event rewards stacking up over time, I just wanted to put that in there to give people a scale as to how high that kind of multiplier is" +"Does that mean we are now allowed to talk about this in public without being called a hate group because really, we' re just poor trans men with internalized transphobia?","To be fair, a lot of them call us that anyway." +I just thought of something really racist but I wont say it.,Good! +1453,fycj iff =sabd niugger +Guys... I found another heister.,"If this was real, id go back to payday so fast..." +What if we got rid of nothing and those who are offended learn to get a life,"Not offended, just doesn't add anything to reddit but negativity." +SOMEONE FUCKING SCORE!,Gettin kinky bruh +Every Trump supporter I've talked to in person are shamefully ignorant of the world around them and completely uninterested in thinking critically.,But Mexicans and walls! +Another anarchist from Scotland here. I'm really sorry that you've had to deal with such non-sense. There is no doubt that the people running this group have no solid understanding in the philosophy of anarchism.,"ANARCHISM IS TOTALLY THE COOL REBELLION THESE DAYS IT'S THAT PUNK KIND OF MUSIC, RIGHT?" +Now thats a platform I can get behind,"get *behind*, did you do that on purpose, sexual assault platforms FTW" +"Calling yourself anarchist is meaningless This is a topic I wanted to write for some time. So here we go. Anarchism is an umbrella term for a great number of anarchists schools. It's important to point out that many of these schools propose contradictory messages, for example anarchocapitalism and anarcho-communism. The crucial term for all anarchist schools - freedom, liberty - may be defined in terms of equal outcomes but also in terms of equal opportunities or equal rights. Does anarchism deny gods or is it outcome of Christian ethics, that God created all man equal? Some anarchists schools consider violence as acceptable means for creating better world, some do not. Who is anarchist - someone who respects rights of others and doesn't think he has the right to tell them how to bring up their children, what plants to grow and what they can or cannot do in their bedroom, or someone who will beat you up to death for not liking the way you looked at him? What is more anarchist - individualism or communitarianism? Although there is something that all schools have in common, they disagree on almost every other proposition. We should let the word anarchist to Hollywood and label yourself by the school we subscribe to. What are you thoughts on this subject?","Yes, we should fracture into a thousand different philosophies, it's not like we share a common goal of abolishing the state or anything." +"CHOCOLATE AND CONDOMS!? Sounds like a decent night. It doesn't sound to me like you did anything wrong. She put her private life out there by literally telling you about it directly and you just responded. I personally think it would have been ruder of you to ignore her. She's just pawning her guilt onto you. Her deep ,dark, cunnilingus loving, food stealing, unrepenting, catholic guilt.",That's what she gets for not following the true faith +Backgrounder Wish i had the old charger for my ipod 4g first jailbroken device did it recently,30pin chargers are cheap on amazon under 10 USD for pack of 5 +Why is headshot=0 dmg is thing after a year ????,It was probably a neck shot. +I've told my friends to fuck off plenty of times. Not a big deal.,Don't think Embiid said it in a malicious manner. +"Everyone says so many freshmen, but where are Helfs recruits from 2 and 3 years ago? If we had no depth that falls back on the coach.",Lockie is still around? +Yeah down 3-1 before the league handed him 2 games,"yeah the NBA really handed Lebron that Bogut injury, and Curry throwing behind the back passes out of bounds, and Klay missing wide open three pointers, and Ezeli playing awful defense on Lebron Yep, served up on a platter" +Drivatars are literally just AI with a random name from your friends list. They have no qualities based on that person. One friend has never played a forza game but there he is in my FH3 game. Another friend created an account and literally never won a race. Spent 100% of his time smashing other cars and drifting for no reason. He's in my game too but drives like every other drivatar because they are just generic AI with names. No personality or basis.,"well its marketed as to have taken information from that person's gameplay, even though it may not be accurate, that's what it says i have nothing to say about the performance of the drivatars but this is just what turn 10 say about it" +Women from Kuwait waiting to vote.,Good thing they are wearing black to keep cool in such a hot climate. +You racist piece of shit.,Am I on r/unexpected? +Trump isn't that dumb. He's smart enough to know he's speaking to dumb people.,We found a Trump supporter +And this is why Nomex is mandatory in the refineries around here. Hot heavy Nomex on the Gulf of Mexico's coast,"Don't worry, where going to get rid of all that needless regulation in the next few years." +ITS NOT BIRDS,Glad thats ruled out +Frost Grey,"I got that color too, looks good with just about everything." +"Salt Thread - December 08, 16 GET UR SALT ON",Was in the checkout page then site crashed harder than the Gucci drop and sent me back to the main page. +"What is your favorite enemy from any of the games and why? I personally love Pyramid Head, for reasons.","The ghosts from SH4, the sound effects just creeps me out xD" +"Can we all Agree if you are going to post claiming you have found something you need to show some proof. With an influx of what I assume newer players to Destiny and r/Raidsecrets many are finding what they claim secrets. All this is fine, but can you please at least take a screenshot or video of what you have found, especially with this being incredibly easy on the current generation of consoles. To the dedicated people here at r/Raidsecrets we thrive on new discoveries each day, but we do not need people with false claims without any evidence whatsoever. Have a nice day everyone. [QUESTION]",But what if I find something on my Xbox 360? +"unfortunately most people live paycheck to paycheck or worse, and couldnt afford to bail on work to protest","But with the help of Republicans they won't even have that, so they'll have plenty of time, hungry stomachs, and rage to protest.. unless of course, they think it is the Democrats to blame" +Uhh what about the scale you apparently have in your kitchen?,One piece of baking paper which goes into the bin afterwards. +"They're official Overkill masks, same as you would get off their online shop, so yeah, pretty good",A bit of banter sorry lads +Well duh... You are literally in a Rick roll thread.,How'd you get your flair? +"He only reversed on gay issues after his brother's daughter started campaigning for gay rights. He couldn't very well have his brother's daughter lined up and shot without very likely lining up his brother to be shot as well. Since only Stalin would have the balls to actually do that, and because his brother was his only successor, his hands were tied. Pretty shit planning for a dictator, all in all.","Please channel Fidel for us some more, it's just awesome how you know everything." +They're so entitled!,its about class not age! +ITS TIME TO WAKE UP! ITS GAMEDAY! LETS GO.,I'm Fucking AWAKE! +"I'm not really a gamer, but I've been going through a rough patch so I decided to try and get back into games just to relax. I purchased Stardew Valley and Witcher 3 through Steam on a whim and having a blast playing through them - at least something went right this year!","Really nice picks, man, have fun." +Blackbeard's introduction in 2015's Pan is one of the strangest movie scenes in recent memory,I liked it. +Luxembourg boldly invests in asteroid mining,Luxemburg's finest financial experts boldly going where no-one has gone before. +"The panel on the British panel show 'QI' play a game called 'Are you there, Moriarty?' where two players at a time participate in a duel of sorts. I've never had such a good laugh in ages.",Where can I find the show? +I don't remember seeing any citations for your post.,Don't you see the thousand people stampede we are having each week? +Why? Nothing has changed. Look forward to the outrage resurfacing after you Murray cock slobberers are bored again in a week.,"I guess you just don't *get* the point of the game then, sad" +"To be honest, this isn't really news. Bibi talks about Iran and how it's a threat *constantly*, one of his favorite talking points is how we shouldn't be focusing on fixing internal Israeli problems (such as the high cost of living, our deteriorating educational system, the widening divide between the religious and the secular) because Iran is such an imminent threat. On the other hand, the number of rallies in which the Ayatollah or some other powerful religious leader in Iran encourages crowds to yell Death to America or Death to Israel isn't exactly going down.",The Houthi slogans are especially terrifying +I'd be about 1000+ dollars richer if someone didn't post this subreddit a couple of years ago. But gawd I love typing on my keyboards... all of them.,Yea I was happy with my corsair k70 for a year before I stumbled across this sub Reddit... Goddamn I couldn't stare at blues and browns without actually clicking on them +TFW 1TB Gears UE bundle for $276 in July :(,If you wait 5 years you could prolly get it for less than $100. +This is cold Adidas!,They can't just make more they have to get boost from NASA and pk takes so long to print +....unless the value of your home goes down.,Why would the ever happen +"Lmao it's pathetic. People talking about rebuying the game over one update which doesn't even solve the issue of nothing to do. Build a base? For what? No real enemies, the AI is terrible, no multiplayer or player content, just a Barbie sandbox simulator.","Wait, there's boobs in the update?" +Which architectural treasures are defaced by billboards around here?,The CITGO sign +Trump recorded having extremely lewd conversation about women in 2005,What a disgusting human being. +"It's different this time, bro.",You forgot this +Crazy Lawsuit Settled Hyperloop One Competitor Planned,"The new start up lead was quoted saying I'll start my own hyperloop, with hookers and blackjack!" +Patching Windows without Internet,Does he have slow internet (in which case this makes sense) or no internet service at all (in which case I'm not sure why you're patching)? +Money.,"The root of all evil, man." +"He probably lives in chicago or something, the city doesn't allow indoor fires so all the fireplaces are just empty spaces. My wife and I used to keep board games in ours. :)",Do they not allow gas stoves either? +"So the Europeans killed native Americans? Well what are we doing now to our own people? EJK, anyone? Now I'm not equating Native Americans with druggies but I think before we draw judgment against Europeans we should first look at ourselves and what we are doing with our own people.","A country needs to cleanse itself in order to be pure and successful.. China did it, the US did it, the UK did it, Japan did it, Korea did it, Germany did it, Russia, well the Mongols did it for them.." +My wife fell on her ass three days ago.,Looks like a planet. +I made (most of) Crateria in Starbound.,Well this is... +44,45 +"Man, he is so nuts. But I love it. I'm glad if he left my NFL team at least he went to my College team!","Sod off Brady, you play for the Pats." +"That, or however they train is very contingent on having 3 QB for some reason.",Gotta be ready for the ol' 3 QB sets in case we see it in the playoffs.... +One last iconic death...,"After the Prince, maybe the Queen?" +TF3 too please.,"Oh yeah, I'd love Titanfall 3!" +DRONE COP,Someone needs to out some lights on that gif of that guy on a drone racing a jetsku +The Citizen's United decision was literally a result of a case against her.,"Shh, only Bernie can support progressive ideas while Clinton was just following his lead." +True but maybe if we keep bringing it up getting rid of/fixing the EC will become a priority. Similarly it reduces the amount of political capital Trump has at his disposal. If he won by 5 million votes people might be more willing to go along with what he says. When he wins with a 3 million deficit representatives can more easily oppose him.,"Then go and keep bringing it up for the next four years instead of forgetting about it in a month or so which I can guarantee you 99% of people will because they wouldn't have given a shit if the opposite case (Trump wins PV, Clinton wins EC) would have happened and only care now because of Trump." +"I searched for some common violent words we know other houseguests besides the plastics have been using: beat - except in on Monte discussion about him beating Justin's morals, only used in context of beating others at comps. Not about beating someone. fire - doesn't show up, no one threatens to set fire to anything drag - Shelby mentions this once ironically, after she heard Jason tell her he would be the one dragging her on twitter after an all-out-there exchange of words they had where he said he would do that to her. hit - laser hitting the target was mentioned, there was no mention of hitting other people slap - 0 mentions We know this comes out of other houseguests mouths, and I don't discount that Morgan does seem to be a bit ignorant of some of the homophobia she's probably grown up with. Monte definitely. But nothing that talks about or incites violence. I totally get why ex-houseguests don't like a everything compiled in one place, but shouldn't an ex-houseguest have some responsibility for their own words, especially when violent words they've used help validate a toxic fandom that is exactly what ex-houseguests are worried about?","You should also search for whore, prostitute, trash, dick, cunt, etc...I'm sure you'll find those in there" +"PSA if you didn't notice, when I pilot pulls your Titan's battery, they are very easy to locate. Look for an orange battery symbol, instead of the usual green. It shows the pilot clear as day. Mow that bitch down and get your battery back. In a hectic situation this is tough to keep track of but in the open I just let pilots pull if they rodeo so I can get the shield. Ive heard that a battery gives you core time too but I've not tested personally.","Also, if you pull the trigger, your gun will fire." +Yeah this guy had slowed down and stopped well before the merge point after exiting a highway (with highway speed traffic behind him). He could have easily merged if he maintained his speed and used the whole merge lane instead of stopping at the beginning of the merge lane for no reason. Stopping unnecessarily after exiting a highway is just asking to be rear ended.,And this would be why I would honk as well +"I am 23 Everyone wants the Switch, man! Everyone NEEDS the Switch!",Relevant username! +"Spirit Shards So I am one of those strange people who burned through a lot of spirit shards doing things. The problem I have now, is getting more spirit shards. I can't seem to find anyway to reliably get them other than the daily. The GW2 wiki shows me that they can come from tons of different loot boxes, but so far I have not been able to get any out of the suggested boxes. Does anyone know of any method that can net me some spirit shards?",Cap your masteries in either Maguuma or Tyria to get spirit shards per level up for the respective part. +My Favorite Murder,"Thanks, I'd never heard of it before" +"22 games in, Jeremy Bracco has already topped one feat of Marner last season... A 22 game point streak. Last season, Magic Mitch tied for the longest point streak in the OHL with a 21 game stretch. Remarkably consistent start for Jeremy!",I doubt his skill set will transfer to the NHL +One of New Zealand's most popular tourist attractions: the Nevis swing,NOOOOPE +"Not necessarily, people who don't care about the money and want to do the job for nobel reasons could want the job...","Nah, no way" +"HOLY SHIT!!! Some cuck journalist used my KEK post as evidence of the antisemitic alt right. The problem? I'm a Jewish, Israeli-American :D KEK IS REAL (link in comments)",Show us your jew-gold or gtfo +Good luck getting any of that now that GOP has won the legislature.,Yay! +Das wirft einige Fragen auf.,bei so kurzen fingern wird aus einem jahr mal zwei monate weniger +"OH GREAT ORACLE, WHEN WILL I DIE?",In the future. +"Grindelwald, Switzerland",Transalor! +Israeli government criticised for video depicting Palestinians as the home invaders,"Not sure who the target audience of this lying crock of shit is supposed to be... Jews, maybe?" +Our indoor pool was down for two weeks because we were waiting for a part to come in for the pump. Weekends were horrrrrribble.,"I do not care your pool is down, go get a pizza paddle and fish tank pump to keep the water stirred so I can swim or else I yelp about you!" +"Well, kinda defeats the point if you're just constantly replacing it.","No, replacing it is to get us desensitized to death and emotions at an early age, making us more efficient wage slaves when we're older." +"I just got off the waitlist, check webreg today, almost everybody got taken off!","Me too, got the email in the morning!" +I suggest you read up on the great work George W. Bush did in Africa.,Middle East also +"The masked royal is actually his alolan form, it all makes sense now",Z-powered form* +That's one bigass typo.,"If I had to guess, what was meant to be there was that TRACKS would only have to pay that much money to host an F1 race, which is probably less money than they do now." +"Pro-Bowl return man Devin Hester has agreed to a one-year deal with the Baltimore Ravens, league source tells ESPN. Hester will sign today.",I didn't even know he was still in the league +He doesn't seem to understand that the Republicans control the elections commissions in the vast majority of states.,"Clearly they are all in states that are Democrat controlled, like comunist California." +"How many of you smoke daily? A girl just broke up with me because she found out I smoke everday. She says she can't think of anyone besides me who smokes everday. I can think of several people off the top of my head, and it got me thinking. How many of you smoke daily? Do you think it's a bad thing to smoke daily?",Reporting for duty [6] +"GDT: TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS @ VANCOUVER CANUCKS - 12/03/16 - 4:00PM - THE REMATCH HYPE IS REAL EDITION This game better be interesting, but pls no suspensions and dirty hits. Just good clean and hard-hitting hockey.","That Kadri package was funny, and people think Burrows is a dirtbag, Burr could carry the popes hat compared to him." +v3v3v3v3v3,or even better: 3v3v3v3v3v3v3v3v3 +"Also, drink water. Dehydration is a motherfucker. Hydration will help keep you alert. Not coke. Not coffee. Not tea. Water. Water, people!",There plenty of water in coke +dicks...,out? +Parenting done right,She should buy that New Macbook +It's just a prank bro!,Yeah dude Ray Rice never should have even been suspended it was just a prank bro! +Alrighty then. Do you mind if I also trade you a Porygon2 so I can get the PorygonZ back?,yea no problem +How do people who aren't citizens have the ability to vote when Americans themselves are having a hard time to vote if they don't know where their local poling place is? Where do these so called illegals get their ballots from?,"From any local neighborhood Democrat, didn't you know?" +"To the men who randomly stopped texting a girl after you used to talk to her all day, everyday - why'd you stop?",Because I'm too broke to bluntly ask her out +Neat. I like it :),Thanks :) +"The lack of reaction is crazy, Guns are soooooo damn loud. I hope that cop is okay","I never heard a shot, so neither did they" +"Monte and DoA not a Worlds? I have searched and couldn't find much info regarding this topic. I read somewhere that DoA isn't able to make Worlds because of another arrangement but also from the same source, Monte isn't able to make it due to disagreements with Riot? I have read up on the scandal of account boosting that Riot is accused of. Can someone send me some articles that better explain this situation or perhaps a thread that does so? In my opinion, Monte and DoA along with Jatt and Kobe are some of the best analyst and it baffles me that Riot would not make DoA and Monte a Premier priority for Worlds. I will still watch to support my teams but I'm sure it won't be as fulfilling with them absent.",Not sure if trolling or... +Something Something Feathers?,`R F T S` `I R H H` `S O E E` `E M A S` Read every line from top to bottom. +*sinks*,Thanks bae +Honestly my favorite chat ive had so far #standwithstandingrock,"In case it isnt clear, this is all" +i've got a kool kitter,whats a kitter? +Were those boos?,Always +"Tyreek Hill: first player with a rushing TD, receiving TD and kick return TD in a single game since Gale Sayers (1965 Bears against Vikings)",Good thing he is sitting on my bench .... +What?,HO YOU TALK TOO MUCH +All you have to do is change the little pointy thing. :),You can change those..? +The female Assassin's Creed character is not plus sized - outrage ensues!,"I can understand this outrage, since I believe Melissa McCarthy is going to play the lead in the next Assassin's Creed movie." +Fuck everything about this. I hope Johnson is able to win the suit against them for breaking their promise to be nonpartisan.,"Unfortunately, that lawsuit has been rejected in court." +Its not far off though. I know a guy who is better than silver and has gotten into gold but keeps dropping out of gold. He prefers not to watch educational content to make himself better. That hinders him so much because his strategy in solo que is just go for late game when theres a whole world of a difference. I'm only high gold low plat and I can see a world of a difference in his plays and perspective of the game compared to mine.,"No no no, don't you know that gold and plat are pratically the same" diff --git a/chunk53.csv b/chunk53.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..3e8a160d10754f84eb3a3ed9a864d93465fd5894 --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk53.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1667 @@ +Input,Output +To my knowledge none of the land the pipeline is on has ever belonged to the Standing Rock Sioux.,"Technically, it all did before the US took over." +You should see Misty's original design from the manga. Her tits are massive and her shorts manage to be even shorter.,You really gonna leave it at that with no sauce bro? +"No you dense buffoon, I'm talking about you calling everyone sex offenders because they downvoted your ignorant comment.",You're the dense one... I didnt call anyone but the man in the video a sex offender. +If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?,Wet. +"Yeah, you need to cheat it by using a dropzone with night time and then use the chopper to move around the map.","Or you could move around the map via para glider, actually a pretty effective mode of travel." +"No, she went straight to trying to be Niki Rosberg",Watched a bit too much Verstappen footage. +"more like he tried to force hulkenberg off course, as it is his only overtaking move, and nico said fuck that and just didn't move. Hulkenberg was basically moving in a straight line when verstappen drove into him. he should have been penalized on top of losing all the positions. since, you know, charlie whiting is SO into enforcing the rules evenly (except with red bull).",Because even when Max does an overtake around the outside he's forcing people off the track I suppose. +"That moment you are a 878 ele shaman, you offer your MoS+9 key to a boost group and top the dmg done for the dungeon, but you can't get an invite for anything 8+ in lfg.",Cause ele is shit lol get a better class scrub +"Kleptomaniacs of Reddit, what is the most you've stolen and why do you do it?",Make sure the OP says that they are not a cop before you post. +James Wan (director of Aquaman) congratulates Scott Derrikson on Doctor Strange success.,We all have a common enemy and that's Warner Bros. +You peasants can't just save the whole comment?,You peasant can't just use the remember bot? +"Possible solution for long 2k tournaments? The 2k last weekend took way to long (13+ hours) to complete, and it's probably not going to get much better due to the fact that the tournaments are free. I personally think the T12 or maybe T16 teams in pro points should earn an automatic spot in the round of 32 starting on Sunday, with the remaining teams battling it out on Saturday for the final 16-20 spots. I just don't think these higher end pro teams should have to waste an extra 6 hours waiting between matches just to play teams that have next to zero chance against them. Is this unreasonable?",Or just make the 2ks saturday-sunday +We only eat them when we decide we hate the inside of our mouth and want to give it third degree burns as punishment.,In the words of Jim Gaffigan: Hoooooooooooootpockets. +Aussie radio hosts call a random number to see if they'd be a strangers' job reference,Look up Hamish and Andy Gap Year videos and get lost in the endless sea of lols. +Undeserved Gold 3,17-5 so undeserved +Mildly?,gets an eh at best +"In my opinion the show isn't all that great. It will get better, but probably not until next season. I honestly think part of the reason it feels scripted is because they have such a huge budget. They have so much money they don't really know what to do with it. After this season Amazon will cut their budget and they will have to be more resourceful. Which I imagine will lead them to looking back on how they did top gear. It will get better.",That microscopic BBC budget really let them shine! +Do corvettes make good first cars? I'm looking to get a late 80's early 90's corvette and I was curious how good of cars they make. I work a minimum wage job but I'm a teen in high school. I know it's going to be a long time saving but I feel it will be worth it.,Heck no. +Big titted Chinese Weirdo,Typical Chinese tourist getting ready to poop in the streets +"If they'd accept one of those good Jewish lawyers, they might even have a chance. oh, well.",Who needs lawyers when you have extra-judicial tribunals to meet all your human rights needs? +"No, it's obviously not. No one expects be govt to completely fund a restaurant, to the point of paying all of its bills and wages. The idea is absurd. Subsidizing a business is so obviously less costly than subsidizing each employee individually. As long as there are some customers, some costs are being covered by revenue. It's not hard to comprehend.",Good plan--nothing discourages mediocrity like suckling at the government teat in order to survive +"Oh Jesus, r/the_donald is leaking.","But it's a Youtube video, those are always factual or they wouldn't be on the internet" +And they all lost.,Top five passers: 1-4 win record Top five rushers: 4-1 win record Checkmate passing league +501st legion,"I mean you aren't wrong, but who's to say there isn't a 401st?" +"Getting offended when someone says Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, etc. is like getting offended by someone saying Good morning because you're not a morning person.",To me it's either plus 5 faith for 5 hour or 5 hour holiday exp boost. +"TIL you can send unwanted colonists out as caravans and won't recieve a mood buff when if die A crash landed colonists that joined me when I rescued him had awful stats, everyone disliked him (-5,-1 so not hated), and a addiction; no use to me so I sent him out on his own with 1 day of food, 3 joints, and a spear. He made it 4 days before dying, no one got a debuff when he died. Got an uneeded shmuch? Send him on a trip :)",Sneak said colonist into enemy base with a psychic lance and Molotovs +Active shooter reported at OSU campus,Clearly this is a scripted event with hired actors by President-Elect Trump just so he can push his no gun free zone agenda. +"Cincinnatus was a pretty good dictator, as the story goes",He was literally the first Hitler +"I used to forget all the time. Then someone corrected me on here, which I hate. Funny thing is I never forgot after that.","Just out of spite at some random unnamed user, I'm gunna forget a whole lotta facts." +Prices for Bayonet Tiger Tooths What's the average selling price for a 0.01? and a good quicksell price?,Just use the shubblerbot. +Opening pre-ordered 50 Mean Streets packs...,"im possible, there is a pity timer at 40 packs" +stephen vuillemin nytimes media violence,"Yep, it's those video games that are the problem." +I fail to see the negative here.,Are you British. +They developed this stuff...,Still interesting... +"Tomi Lahren: For all those pining for socialism, how does a black market for toilet paper sound? Ask Venezuela.","Hey at least everyone has to wait in the food line fairly, or EVERYONE has to buy black market toilet paper, no inequality!" +my guild keeps them private so nobody can spy on us,My dog also has cutting edge but I keep his logs private so he doesn't get spied on as well. +"Why Does This Latest Revelation About Trump Seem To Be Gaining Traction With Republicans In A Way None Of His Other Issues Did? The recent revelations about Trump's conversations in 2005 seem to be causing a number of Republicans to denounce him and may even cause the GOP to abandon formal support of the Trump campaign. But, his past transgressions have included a sort of acceptance of an endorsement from David Duke, insulting a Gold Star family, various offensive comments about Mexicans, the Alicia Machado affair, tweeting an anti-Semitic picture of Clinton and many more. Yet, why has this revelation gained traction considering his past, arguably worse, transgressions? Why is this the issue that may end his campaign and cause the GOP to firmly turn against him?","Self-interest, not self-respect." +I had to cycle out of a 100k account b/c of doxxing. I guess if I didn't want to get doxxed I shouldn't support the next president of the USA. Blame the fucking victim.,b-b-but you just have a victim complex! +Toy Bonnie's guitar goes through Toy Freddy's arm.,totally disgusting how dare you scott carman +And you should not expect the UK media to be. I can imagine news media in other countries to favour their drivers also.,Nah the Dutch are totally not biased. +"November 28, 2016 - December 05, 2016 Weekly Friend Request Megathread #Welcome! Keep all friend requests in here. *** **Please copy/paste this template to encourage visibility:** - **ID:** - **P-lvl:** - **Notable Captain(s):** - **Looking for:** *** #**NOTICE** To the rest of the community, please politely redirect users who make new threads to post their ID's here instead. Moderators will be removing individual threads. Thank you!",- **ID:** 574 900 438 - **P-lvl:** 79 - **Notable Captain(s):** Log Luffy - **Looking for:** Log Luffy +"How did they do it I the fh3 demo, I can't remember? Did they remove junctions from roads or was there an invisible wall?",When you drove too far into the area that wasn't included in the demo it'd reset you. +divination is satanic,"If this turns out to be true, God must've really fucked up his priorities and i'd happily go to hell with all the sane people." +"Official USA 45th Presidential Hats (Red, White, Camo) -- Now available to buy on shop.donaldjtrump.com!",I'm wearing this thing everywhere +"Don't take the bait you imbecile. Most anarchist organizations such as AntiFa etc. is in reality owned by the worst capitalist through a complicated network of NGOs and funds. When you fight with antifa, you are nothing but a useful idiot for the world elite.",You'll have to source that claim. +My 101 DK has around the same ilvl. How the hell is that even possible?,By strictly gathering herbs +This show helped me truly grasp the fact that we're all going to die one day. And I practically embrace the idea now. Wubbalubbadubdub,"Show blows my mind on acid, theres so many concepts in every episode, even if accidentally, that you can't help but explore them all." +I kid you not. You can't write this stuff.,I bet his motives are unclear. +"Credit where credit's due (ranking system improvements) The community has obviously had some negative things to say about the ranking system over the past year and a half. I just wanted to take a moment to commend Psyonix for listening and constantly improving this system. I can't speak for everyone, but lately I have felt like this system is the best it's been since the release. Keep it up Psyonix!",...or maybe everyone just got a whole lot better in the past 1.5 years +If you have to go back almost a decade just to find a non-muslim example you are pretty much confirming the fact that Muslims have a monopoly on terrorism.,I guess 9/11 shouldn't count against Muslims figuring that it's been more than a decade since it happened. +"Yes, because obviously there is a necessity to further push the majority opinion. Bigot",TAKE IT BACK THAT'S WHY TRUMP WONNNNN +"yeah, as of right now it only supports querying the status of your bulbs, and toggling the power. I'm working on adding multiple bulb support, and color change as well.","Awesome, thanks" +"I MEAN COME ON! - Professor John Oliver, Ph.D., circa [Current Year]","He does make the most cogent and sensible arguments, underpinned by impeccable logic." +Wow. I've never seen Hillary so unhinged before.This has got to be one of the most arrogant things I've ever heard her say. As if her record doesn't exist.,"Stop with the details, please, and look at the big picture." +So I can't get my techwear at Pacsun???!!!,Why would you when they have zumies..... +"I'll paste my reply I gave to else She and her mom got into it, both of their faults in my opinion they could have walked away from it but her mom wouldn't put it down so they started screaming at each other and we got asked to leave. Totally fucked situation x.x",So not because you whipped out your 2 foot tall travel bong and lite up +"Quick side-note, Florida and Harvard? It's like you were tailor-made to be my r/CFB arch-nemesis.","Well, UF *is* the Harvard of the South, you know." +"Dik-diks are tiny antelopes that live in eastern Africa. They possess a tiny snout that acts as a cooling mechanism, and preorbital glands below their eyes that secrete a scent-marking liquid.",Take a closer look at that snout! +It's a joke jesus christ.,I disagree with the results of this game and will now burn shit and demand the NCAA officials change the outcome +Physicists and chemists at the University of Bristol have found a way to convert thousands of tonnes of seemingly worthless nuclear waste into man-made diamond batteries that can generate a small electric current for longer than the entire history of human civilization.,Title that forgot to include that it cures all cancers and burns calories while you sleep. +"A Gloster Meteor F.3 of Royal Air Force 616 Squadron in flight. December 18th, 1944.",But Germans were the only ones with jets! +"I REALLY do not believe he's trying to abuse me, especially because this comes up so frequently when we're just having fun and hanging out, with absolutely no tension between us. I've done a ton of research on abuse because I was in a borderline-abusive relationship in the past, and this just doesn't really follow any of the models, does it? To be clear, he has never once hurt me while doing this - in fact, I've probably hurt him much more trying to get away. He's not actually preventing me from breathing or causing me any pain - I just tend to feel anxious and claustrophobic and short of breath when I'm being restrained in any way. (This can even happen to me if I'm wearing a strap that's on too tight or stuck between people in a crowded space - must be some weird childhood shit.)",Does he know you're claustrophobic? +"Yeah, I'd make a cake like that for my best friend of 16 plus years, and even if a guy...but everything else makes it a huge red flag. And the fact OPs boyfriend won't make boundaries really irks me.","Same, it's wishy washy 'I don't wanna make waves' to the point of sacrificing OPs mental wellbeing." +"But she still gets credit for trying, amirite?","Here, you dropped this:" +"I'd understand once. Orsato gets these wrong all the time, week in, week out. I don't know how he still gets matches, he's god awful everytime I see him.",Because they've been waiting for you to sign up! +Turkey torture claims in wake of failed coup,How shocking! +What is a very expensive way to do something very inexpensive ?,Cooling a computer with mineral oil. +Any new features in iOS 10.2 beta 4? I haven't noticed anything.,Safari is much snappier! +"Just decided to do the math, and that would out their market cap at 230B, up from their current 8B, making them more valuable than current day INTC and NVDA COMBINED. I dont know how this thread has any upvotes, people need to look at facts and mildly speculate, not go full retard.","Amd will invent the infinity cpu, that can calculate how to change the rules of the universe allowing the em drive to generate megatons of newtons of thrust" +Oh they did.,It's still not gay unless you made eye contact/he pushed back/etc. +Brofresco is being dynamically boosted.,Why is this anything to make a thread over... +Maybe tell us about them and your budget? If they like alcohol you could maybe give them tickets for a wine and paint night or maybe a wine tour of some local vineyards? Maybe some sort of gift and then a donation to planned parenthood in their name?,"I'm thinking $20-40, lol I kinda forgot budget haha." +"The thought of someone in a foreign land (assuming here English is not your first language, apologies if not true) speaking like an Essex-Londoner puts a smile on my face. Rather than that boring old Queen's English shit that, spoiler alert, very few Brits actually speak, fully that is. We all have odd dialects.","My teacher was always very cooperative when i said I'll fockin' stab ye bloody eyes out if you don't give me an A, cunt" +"My neighbor is horrible at parking, so I left a note. This is their response. I completely understand.",You are the first person I know of that writes their a like that. +"The national anthem, but only the first verse. Knowing anything more than that is trying to hard, and likely to invoke some tall poppy syndrome.",Some dangerous political ideas in that second verse +"Considering my MC Bike and CEO Buzzard spawn next to me anywhere yeah. Also how about the ability to put the vehicle back in storage like when in a MC Club? I'd even settle for a small fee for calling your vehicle under 5 minutes. $200 a minute. 5 mins is free, change your mind and the timer determines the cost. I can call Bike after Bike with no cooldown in MC, so why not my cars?",That's in the Tuning Update when they add Midnight Clubs. +"At that size, the creatures they have there are no more deadly than the ones here. Scorpion's a scorpion, man.",Nah mate but it's Straya +"Haha, Olkiluoto III isn't going to be finished THAT soon.",Sounds like you are in charge of building it? +if you choose where to put the file you can then go to file explorer and find it and then send it to whomever you want.,How do I choose were to put it? +Roast my Asian ass,So this is what they mean by gender neutral. +"ofc it will, up on reaching 1 power charge",yeah so now you can have a raider that actually gains charges on hit when you use skyforth and this wand. +I sampled both plates actually =) and scampi is a fish.... Right?,Barely. +UNC Professor Gets Away With Harassing LGBTQ Students,My alma mater making me proud +"If batteries could be charged from the friction of scrolling, our phones would never die.",This is so crazy it's fucking brilliant. +Officials Behind $500 Million Vikings' Stadium Subsidy Get Free Luxury Box Tickets for Family and Friends,"But, but, the positive externalities of professional sports!" +"Everything is opened you can tell from the starter decks, but OP also mentioned the packs were as well","Yeah I realized that, also was lazy last night and thought it was just the Kaiba Deck, Shadows of Infinity and Machine Revolt Deck in sealed conditions" +How the fuck is this getting upvoted? The show is only halfway through the season and it's already up to the point in the comics where the war is about to start. 2020? WTF? Where are you getting that estimate? The way things are moving. The war will start at the end of this season. At most they might wait until next season but its not far off at all.,It is popular to hate the Walking Dead on Reddit. +"I agree Gal looks great, but I can't get past her accent. It totally ruins her character for me.",Are you under the impression that women from a hidden island wouldn't have an accent? +What kinda dog is this?,It's a keeshond. +"Sorry, self driving will be a luxury of the rich, costing 500$ for 4 hours at the 3 mile long oval track, enjoy ! Self driving on public roads will be a felony. (Fortunately, we'll have simulators to remind us of how it was to drive your own car down Route 66)",I would fight that tooth and nail +It'd be more like a video of different ways to do the same thing. Like different ways to draw a circle. Which would be interesting and educational.,"but only for the vast majority of Internet public who visits Reddit's home page, that are studying art, right?" +Muslim Refugees Burn Down $10 Million Conference Hall In Germany Because There Was Not Enough Gummy Bears And Nutella.,"They've suffered long enough in their own country guys, give them a break, they should be allowed a little pleasure in their life." +"Most (if not all) of these are signs that the game was shipped in an unfinished state, which is ludicrous given how much time they had to work on this game. I recently prestiged and unlocked the classic pistol (I forget it's name). Now I'm reminded that I unlocked it every single game along with the OSA. It's annoying, but moreso odd that something like this made it through testing. They *had* to have seen that, right? If they did, did they just say, Meh, no big deal. No one will care.",They want you to remember the pistol's name +Infinite warfare map pack 1 what would you like to see What would you like to see in the first map pack in Jan 31st me personally would not mind if they brought back a mw2 map pack,Shipment +I know the feeling. I loved my jemmy ship but... val jean is much more powerful. The ability to be able to have 3 screw and a good evasive has been very overpowered. If you look in the arena... top 100 are basically 99.9999995 val jean.,"Part of that may be the remnants of the old Val Jean being bugged at level 7, with like 100x more shields than it does now." +I just had to be eating steak when I opened this...,Humblebrag +"You can't see the Twin Towers going down on the back with the new notes, though.",wait what? +"Afterbirth+ on Playstation 4, Xbox One and one more console. Suspicious, Tyrone.",Clearly they're talking about the PSP +"Disagree strongly. Big difference between working hard and working smart. You're goal isn't to use all your time, it's to make the most out your time. If an afternoon nap helps you get more work done later in the day, then it's an essential part of your routine, and should not be skipped.","sorry, forgot this:" +Chinese companies are buying up overseas assets at a faster pace than U.S. buyers for the first time on record,Globalization here we go again. +"I want to collect a collection of small box board games that I can take with me when I go around the state for my job. I'd like for this collection to fit in a small bag and feature all of the different types of board games out there (hidden roles, card games, area control, etc.). Anyone have any suggestions?",The Great Heartland Hauling Company will cover Pick Up and Deliver for you. +If you hold left click and the enemy dies in 3 seconds then the god is auto-attack based.,2 seconds* FTFY +rwkat leeeg kee fawr shteeem hies i gibe peecee meer fre gam yaaa soh tipe numbar ihn coshmeet fur gam yaas i gibe game tu erybudy dat wiihn fyve minut befar u gawt hear lol,"Yor speeleng iss teribl, I cnt reed it" +Oh For Fucks Sake...,"Thank you, Al Sharpton." +I read he was of Somali descent. Any sources for the refugee part as I've seen it referenced a couple times but no idea where it came from?,I'm pretty sure anyone who migrates from Africa is a refugee +Pag older than 6 years yung aso tapos hindi pa siya nagagalaw mataas na yung possibility. Pag after 6 years na daw and kung hindi naman papalahian dapat ipaspay na.,"fuuuck, swerte pala kami, almose 10 years na sya, kaso halata na ung tanda nya kasi wala na syang ngipin :( im already preparing myself pero ang hirap isipin na uuwi k ana wala na sya :(" +Pmd,replied +"Apparently Innervate, wild growth, and new Druid ramp card<coin and prep. With the only way to use prep to speed up your jade golems is shuriken.",Yea but Jade Swarmer into Shadowstep is broken! +Cannot wait to get outside and break in my new gear!,Are those climbing specific pants? +"Yeah Mac had some serious issues with drugs for a while there, to the point where his friends needed to intervene and slow him down. He's doing a lot better now but it was scary there for a while. He made some crazy fuckin music during that time though",Is it bad that my favorite shit from him directly relates to how much coke he was on. +You couldn't write a better script than this says a human being about the news 8 of his fellow human beings were stabbed,Yeah but think about the effect on Donald 's approval ratings. +Best Buy ad selling something that looks like the Cybermen earpods for Upgrading,Don't fall for it! +Pretty sure you're missing a 0 there,0130000000 there +Caught my (30F) boyfriend (36M) in some lies,He's cheating on you +Apparently only white dudes are allowed to molest children.,"Yeah, but at least it's *their* childeren." +"Report: MLS has improved racial, gender hiring practices",Having ChivasUSA fold probably gave a decent percentage boost. +You talk a lot for someone who has no idea what they're talking about.,"Yup, that's me." +"I love the left mentality of My enemy is all evils at once. This is how they got the idea that Trump is a homophobe when he's WILDLY pro-gay, and it just makes all the rest of their arguments look fucking stupid.",But but but the people he wants to appoint don't share my views so they must be bigots which memes he's every sort of bigot! +"Newbie starter tips? Hey, I just bought Borderlands 2 GOTY off yesterday and I feel like I'm doing something wrong. I've progressed considerably well but I feel like my weapon choices (Shotgun,Torpedo launcher and SMG) and skill choices are bad. The hero I picked was Zer0 and I'm level 12. I have some questions to ask you guys * What should my gun loadout be? * What should I put my skills into? * How should I spend my Eridum points? * I'm running out of ammo a lot is there something I can do? * Should I do all the side quests I can or should I just do main missions? * Should I have different elemental weapons(Corrosive Shotgun,Fire SMG,Slag Sniper etc.) * What do all these Reddit terms mean? I'll edit this post if I have any more questions. Thank you (::",B0re everything. +I wiggled out of the rope. I've had practice ;),Username checks out. +I'm TRIGGeRED,Oh my +Get someone to spectate you or stand in front of you?,You *should* be getting feedback from the gamr. +The Steam reviews are up to mostly negative instead of overwhelmingly negative! Victory!,hurray +"Not sure? It's probably because Itami is their favourite because he wrestled in Japan and on the independent circuit, and the truth hurts.","Yeah, that's the only reason people like him..." +"If the hostage had a military background, why wouldn't the attackers just throw him a pistol so he can actually help them escaping? I think it should stay a civilian, but make the appearance based on the location, like a president on plane.",Bush on the plane would be fitting. +"Beef tallow as well, indicating that UK officials have learned little since 1857.","really, here was me thinking this was a vegan/vegetarian backlash and not a religious one" +"Jagger's had too much to drink, and fell down the stairs.",as a german i feel offended by this typo. +"Well shit, guess who's going to have to walk home tonight",There's replacement buses. +Who on earth is scared of these supposed confident fat people?,She's so confident she named herself Tigress +President Obama's post presidency house,"Gee, bummer, I don't know how he'll keep on living..." +"TIL that a woman created a fake facebook profile of a teenage girl and sent a friend request to her husband, then used transcripts of their conversations to get him arrested. He was freed and all charges were dropped when he produced a notarized affidavit, proving he knew it was her all along.",...and they lived happily ever after? +"Okay, now wait **at least** 18 years. Also you'll have to move to Latvia and learn Latvian. Can you cook? Also what is your work sphere and current education? How many degrees can you handle in a sauna?",I can ^do^none^of^those^things +Post your 3 most mastered champions and let others describe you. Thought it was fun last time it occurred.,Sona Thresh Lee-Sin +Ford: You're a robot. Bernard: Oh shit wuddup,"You don't think it be what it is, but it do -Arnold" +SOCOM 2 needs to come out on PS4 like Bully or GTA San Andreas with trophy support,If it came with multiplayer I would agree. +How do I lose weight without self-discipline? that is what you're asking me when you're ask me for my secret.,Tapeworms are god sends. +Wait until you see my roof rack with flashing lights on it!,"They negate each other obviously lol dickhead, it's in the constituation!" +It's a battle station.,Galactica +Steps in installing any software. You never know how those bastards try to slip in a toolbar.,I've always wondered why the whole internet wants to trick you into a Yahoo/Ask toolbar. +And you found the recipe where....?,its +"I've never really delved into the world of texturing before, so I gave it a shot today. Here's what I came up with. Open to criticism.",Looks like it fits in with something from Borderlands or Cowboy Bebop +"Pretty good interview. Safe spaces are a pretty bullshit concept and I'm saddened that the left at large doesn't realize that they are losing support because they are not condemning the regressive part of their movement. Decent people will continue to go further to the right and it's just sad. The left should have been about preaching unity, not excluding people and demonizing them because they didn't 100% agree with your agenda.",A white liberal *would* say that..... +New ib gear can drop level 0,"I got level 1 while doing my first game, finished a bounty and got it." +Weeaboo ninja saves unconcious obese man from murderous elderly couple,They clearly wanted to rape him after the sedative was in full effect. +Isn't Google run by India now?,"Oh yes, even NASA" +Dupe System Basics Guide,Is there a max level for the special Abilities? +Or you can just look at porn on the internet and not pay money and play some stupid game...,Some of the games are fun. +"Does anyone know the IT infrastructure needed to make WoW work? I am in the IT profession myself, and I have always been curious how exactly they manage to make this game run without seemingly any dataloss for as long as they do. Does anyone know how WoW is coded? What OS WoW servers run off? Are they VM servers? What vendor do they use for their layer 2-3 devices? Cisco, Juniper? I wish I could learn from their team one day.","Given the current problems with servers they have I'd say that their IT infrastructure is made of : cardboard, paperclips, and bogey." +"Blizzard please, make all rares soloable There are several unsoloable rares, that can be quite annoying.",Yeah f*ck that MMO where you actually have to play with other people from time to time +Anyone notice them change Varian's swords in the splash art this patch,"Nope, good find !" +Like a Trustfire...,"They have trust in the name, what could go wrong?" +Spare me your tiny blood dick get 1cm bigger by the power of erection,Hey guys I also have a penis +"DeMarcus Lawrence, Cowboys in rush to create more pressure on QBs",DLaw played much better Bc we had Hardy last year who took up double teams. +Every single one? That's a bit hyperbolic.,But it's the internet and it's OK to make fun of fat people... +Donald Trump's potential Homeland Security chief: Send 'a million to Guantanamo without trial',I don't think that's even logistically possible given Guantanamo's size +Small change with a huge quality of life improvement,Yeah because it's not enough to have this info in 4 different places in the main hud already. +The winning team.,The only correct answer. +try velkoz... more dmg as their adc the entire game,Well I am a *geology* major... +"i didn't have most units,i'm just unlucky :P",getting rr unit from free pull is consider lucky enough +I think the Pittsburgh Injury Gnome recruited some help.,Can't we make a Beau Bennett voodoo doll or something? +Sage Northcutt rips an apple in half with his hands,Heck Yeah! +No New Vegas? Literally unplayable.,Isnt that Black Mountain in the background of the thumbnail? +"November Loot Anime (no spoilers) So I just received this month's loot anime crate and I have to say I think they killed it this month. Every item in there was spot on and fits really nicely into the theme. Best anime crate so far. I would go into greater detail item by item but I don't want to spoil anything for anybody. Good job loot anime, and keep it up.","So hype for this one, all of them are top tier amines/manga imo" +bruh she like 12,"If their age is on the clock, they are ready for the cock." +Which distros are they running?,ARCH +That is like a pleasantry in Japan.,I hear they sell farts out of vending machines +"For i = 1 To 1000 'edit to number of used rows, or use find last row If Cells(i, A).Value = check Or Cells(i, L).Value = check Then Exit Sub End If Next i If you put that at the beginning of the subroutine it should work. It will loop through the columns and if it detects check it will automatically exit the subroutine. If none are detected it will continue with the code. Change the ```To 1000 ```accordingly, or you can use methods to find the last used row. Such as ```Sheets(Sheet1).UsedRange.Rows.Count```",Solution Verfied +That all is thrown out the window when u remember it was bendis that made iceman gay and he can not do proper characterization for shit,Yup forget all the evidence because Bendis +What? The biggest knock against Conor is that he has dodged wrestlers. No camp Mendes and no game plan Alvarez are the only wrestlers he's faced and he only fought them because there was belt on the line. Conor's only chance is a flash knock out. As soon is it goes to the clinch Conor is going down and the fight is over.,Don't forget that can Aldo... +Jesus christ I can taste the salt all the way up here in Michigan.,That's the taste of drays nuts being dragged over your face after he paid for yo scholarship +Christian University News: The athletic director fired by Baylor Athletics for mismanaging reports of sexual assault was just hired by Liberty University,Hear the Good News! +"The three women of color Trump has appointed, so far",He surely is draining the swamp with his picks. +Don't know why considering you're gonna get the stutter glitch 5/10 times,Why not reduce to the smallest possible denominator? +Thousands of Nigerian fisherman sue Shell for destroying their communities,"After reaching out for comment, Shell had this to say about the situation: Lol." +"This is the real scandal. How there is no effective opposition to call the government to account. Corbyn is to blame for everything that is going wrong right now.... Brexit, this dumb law, the rain outside",Is he gay? +*stopping discs*,Slower downer of rubber spinny thingy +That's a good attitude to have in life. You should consider growing it into a lifestyle. - Only try as much as you need to,Minimalism is the future +"I don't know how much of this scene was artistic licence and how much was actually true, but I can see myself going down a rabbit hole tonight to find out if the club actually wanted to shut down after Munich or not.","I believe the directors did actually want to close down till the next season in the panic after the crash, and the main jist of what Murphy said is in there, but obviously they will have prettied it up for the film." +"I had a mission president's councilor who would say never say you know something you don't, the spirit won't bear witness to a lie. His logic makes more sense. What an apostate!","Logic *is* the first step to apostasy, after all." +She did,I hear she's also a literal demon +"If she were black, cop would have had to use the other hand. Oh wait, that's the one with the gun.",Lol so true because cops h8 black people am I right? +Had... he *had* a family,"Yeah, pretty sure his entire family disowned him after that exchange." +"Is it socially acceptable for a guy to date a girl taller than him? I like this girl and she's about 5' 11 and I'm only 5' 6. We're both interested in each other, but I don't know if it would be weird when we're in public together.","If someone says no it's not acceptable, they are insecure." +"Drug abuse lvl 99 skill guide (runescape style) Another of my stimmed up projects is gonna be compiling a skill guide (like in runescape) from lvls 1 to 99 that order different drugs/combos such that to attempt this drug (safelyish) you need to be level _____. For example lvl 1 would be you can sniff your dad's beer for the first time or something... 2 maybe drink a beer at dinner or 1 glass champagne at a wedding, 3 smokin weed in your older cousin's basement while his mom's at the store... lvl 5 sniff avg line of coke and pretend to be amped (even tho you aren't cause you got shitty coke)...lvl 10 maybe bumps of k at a house party... trippin 2 tabs acid around 15... maybe a k hole at 30... lvl 40 may now use dnm to buy your supplies...lvl 85 you break into the big 3 (meth, crack/IV coke, and/or H)... lvl 90 IV meth cough... lvl 92 IV heroin... lvl 95 speedball/goofball lvl 99 is fatal OD cause youve grown bored with life and pushed the limits of your skill too far... Do yall have any suggestions on milestones in accordance to leveling up or suggested orderings of drugs by experience needed to do them? What drugs require more experience than others? The transition into hard drugs is usually a dark descent, not a leap to lvl 92 so i feel like it's a fun and accurate enough representation",The skill cape emote would be really cool to see. +What steering stabilizer is that!!!,Hyperpro RSC +"No, it's fine; just ask the friendly and knowledgeable folks at your local gun shop.",You forgot the +Africa needed imperialism to raise awareness of imperialism!,Also they all hate each other! +"If we have no way of knowing, then there's no basis to bitch about it being a problem.",Don't you think it's a problem if we can't check for that? +"Why is Austin Aries at WWE 205 Live?: WWE 205 Live Exclusive, Nov. 29, 2016",He's handling catering. +Samosas,"Ah, only made one serving, I see." +I am a Straight White Male AMA,How much is your privilege check for? +"I just want to second what RascalMultitude said about the toll bridge, please factor that into your expenses. The toll bridge is around 6 dollars (last I checked) each commute.","Dang, had no idea it'd be THAT bad." +What have you learned from reddit?,How to use dark net +"Southern Ontario as well, and it was very few years ago that I was there I must admit.. believe me it's crazy these days.","I mean I'm 20, I'm not talking about long ago" +Obama: 'Michelle will never run for office',"This just in, Obama is a misogynist, won't let his wife have a career." +New York Poised to Get Grammy Awards Back in 2018,yay +new 7.1.5 ptr build nov 29,Where the wind walker buffs at +"Milwaukee resident here. He isn't very popular. If you've ever heard of internalized racism, this guy is practically its poster boy. A lot of people see him very negatively. There was a big deal with him proselytizing the MPD, too. It would surprise nobody to find out that this guy is dirty all up and down. Let's also not forget that Milwaukee is one of the worst cities in the US for human trafficing, and that it is THE WORST for Black Americans--particularly black youth.",Sounds perfect for Trumps cabinet! +Phantom of the Kill?,Still playing that (minorly) here =) awaiting lucina & mishmash to hit o3o Apart from that........ Here's hoping BF gets a Hyperdimension Neptunia collaboration =3 +BIRD UP.,*LEGALIZE RANCH* +I think vegetarians might be surprised by how many everyday items are manufactured from animal products.,Yes because the people having experience doing something actually know the least about it. +"Why do people use their brights in the city??? Especially in the fort Richmond area, seriously people there are streetlights everywhere you don't need to use your brights. All you are doing is blinding other drivers. BRIGHTS ARE ONLY MEANT FOR DARK ROADS AND YOU SHOULD TURN THEM OFF IF SOMEONE IS APPROACHING YOU Thanks for listening -blinded citizen",How will I know my lights are on without the pretty blue light on the dash? +The fuck did JVR do wrong?!,"he hit the invisible man, obviously" +Uhhh... you technically had it the year you guys drafted the Sedins.,should've taken stefan +Yet the bystanders seem to let them do what they want while blocking the people getting hit from defending themselves.,"Yea, the best way to help someone that's getting beat up, is to grab the victims shirt and hold them down." +So... what I'm getting from this one is SEP-PCP = cash,"We're menacingly looking over a city that IPP have set on fire themselves, sneaking in to save it before it's too late ;)" +overrated? shut your mouth,"He's not MVP level good yet people are acting like he's already in the LeBron, KD, and Kawhi tier" +It's always struck me as ironic that women are viewed as having this higher relationship with nature and spirit and yet they put more toxic chemicals on their bodies for hygiene and vanity than I have in my entire cabinet of cleaning supplies.,That's because they are opressed by the evil white male and have to make themselves look unrealisticly beautiful or they will be opresses even more. +Do you have a team ?,Yeah I play for an amateur team myself +This is why the young people need to work hard to repeal Proposition 13. Then the old people won't be able to afford their property taxes.,"Yeah, kick those old fuckers out of their homes!" +Hiked up Mt. Qixing and found myself in the most divine site I've ever set foot in,The hiking in Taiwan is some of the best in the world. +Any trustworthy game reviewers? The ones that I tend to always wait and watch the reviews before I buy them are: -AngryJoe -ACG -EasyAllies are there any other reviewers that are more trustworthy?,Ign +What you tryna say,That the east is weak. +"Scooby-Doo vhs Exotic , Mystery decal Really old scooby doo vhs also have scooby doo dvds",uhhhh +State Champs - Losing Myself (New MV),And the moral of the story is all you need to do to bring an introvert out of their shell is to bully them enough. +Is it possible to rent out an apartment that I am renting I have an apparent that I am renting in Vienna and I was thinking of renting it out with Airbnb since I travel a lot. Is it legally allowed to rent the apartment if I do not own it but only rent it.,"Usually sub-leasing is not allowed, but to be sure you'd have to check your lease." +I'm sure that's what Mike Tyson calls him =),No thats what he calls janikowski +Porto v Dortmund Benfica v Juventus PSG v Napoli Bayer Levekusen v Barcelona Real v Monaco Sevilla v Leicester Bayern v Arsenal Man City v Atletico Pretty good and balanced draw imo,I'm down for a replay of last year's Europa league +"Fair point! Things cost less (goods, services, even postal services), but if you're below the poverty line, you aren't buying much of anything, and there's not much help whatsoever. That's one thing I really dislike about American culture (or at least my perception of it) - which is: if you're poor, that's your fault for not working hard enough. If you get sick and have no health insurance, too bad, so sad. It's a really horrible mindset.",Isnt that why they have black Friday +You're right. The party/person that stands up for citizens owning firearms are fascist-nazis. It's so clear now.,That is what every tyrannical dictatorship loves is a well armed and informed public. +people not speaking english?,Multiracial marriages? +"Got dat dank Senzu, let's talk.",Yeee +It says the video is private,should be fixed now +Unfortunately valve forgot about the space bar when deigning that weapon.,"Yeah, jumping is so OP, valve pls nerf - all 7 players who use the Huo-Long." +Vielleicht bin ich du. Machst du beides auf der Hauptuni?,Jep :-) +"Keep it classy, ESPN",Gotta keep that sports program running smoothly +"Bob Johnson, BET founder: 'I still don't believe' Trump is racist - Washington Times",He's a fake black +What about people who don't use contactless?,Don't the busses in London only accept either contactless and oyster? +You forgot sand.,that's enough jokes out of you on this thread! +President-elect Donald Trump proposes jailing or stripping the citizenship of those who burn the American flag,I support this purely on vexillological grounds +1c1 for x devil?,"No thanks, maybe I am out of date on prices but that seems like a pretty horrible deal." +My blessing said the same thing. It is a total mind fuck. To make things worse I have had two lung surgeries and a heart virus. It has caused me a lot of anxiety over the years.,Obviously you haven't been righteous enough otherwise you'd be dead right now +Dev Request Can we pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease have the option to change the units of measurement to Metric.....,You might as well get used to the *Imperial* system ya pleb +"Damn, no New Hope remake.",I heard that they were going to super-impose the characters from Rogue One into the Original Trilogy and release that as a new special edition bluray. +"Yes, you did. Again, Who does that. Really?",Probably an immigrant +It's weird because Hamilton is almost an opera.,"No, Opera has real music not this hip-hop crap" +Melidiebeste is german and means = Meli the best (Melanie the best) ... so also a smile for E-Girl haters. huehue,yeah that is definitely the way forward in a progressive esports society +Marijuana In Congress USA - This Man In Congress DESTROYS the war on trees in less than 4 minutes,Won't watch it just because of that horrible click bait of a title +"Guys who wear flip flops out in public, subjecting the rest of society to that abomination -- why would you do something like that?",Because flip flips are lit af yo. +Fourth language? What're the other three?,first is humblebrag clearly +Also Edith. Such a mean old bat.,ASS PARLOR +If you are a student you can get Autodesk for free and I would recommend either that or ProEngineer if you can get it. Stay away from Solidworks unless you have access to professional tutorials. There are a ton of smaller scale things that are completely fine. Even google sketchup is ok and full of tutorials and useful help.,Sketchup gets little love but it's nice and simple and is a great starting point for people new to modeling. +He bowled with his right hand btw. He lost the pinky on his left hand.,His left hand during the delivery stride created a unique slipstream that subjected the ball to a drag force like no other bowler could ever do and thus essential to his success with reverse swinging Yorkers crushing in to the toe-fingers and stumps of so many batsmen through the years +"14 LEM, possible or must 16?","has to be 16+ , sorry" +Oh god ...,how do you remove the chocolate from chocolate milk smarty pants? +Lol r/iamverysmart,lol he used big words lol +So what's the plan then? Just eliminate coverage for millions and walk away?,Hillary's emails took over their healthcare. +Trump considering Goldman Sachs president Gary Cohn for director of the Office of Management and Budget,It's a good thing we didn't elect Hillary Clinton with all of her ties to Wall Street. +Vladimir Putin dismisses US hacking allegations as 'playing the Russian card',Well if Putin himself says they didn't do it I guess it's settled then. +I just realised that Smite is the only community where you can normally say,In b4 the Observing Shi'ite Islamists Reclaiming Upper Syria +Who coined that phrase again? You guys are so darned cute.,Psychiatrists treating veterans who were psychologically wounded from the horrors of war. +"You are dating your favourite champion. What will annoy you? I think nothing about Sona will annoy me. Just hope i don't break her heart. Otherwise, Pentakill will break my body.",Vel'Koz is asexual? +"Well a regular charge can already do that just fine, so no real reason to moonwalk at the same time.","how else you guna get those sick YouTube views though, add in dubsep to make it perfect" +"Obamacare IS the conservative plan. It was conceived by thoughtful, sensible conservatives at the Heritage foundation, when the GOP was a natural home for thoughtful, sensible conservatives. It was first signed into law by thoughtful, sensible conservative Governor Mitt Romney of MA, when the Republican Party still had 4 or 5 thoughtful, sensible conservatives. It was passed nationally by thoughtful, sensible conservatives in the Democratic party and signed into law by thoughtful, sensible conservative President Barack Obama because there are no thoughtful, sensible conservatives left in the Republican Party. Everything that's wrong with Obamacare, is an error on the side of being too conservative. Benefits are too stingy. Too hard to sign up. Premiums too high. Too many giveaways to the parasitic insurance industry. The solution to all of the above is to make the plan more generous to citizens and therefore more costly to the government. The solution to the so called individual mandate is to be honest about what we're doing and raise taxes to pay for health care. It would be worth it. The solutions are to make Obamacare more liberal. Best comment in the comment section",No it's too socialist. +Also FYI: babies aren't industrial machinery. They don't need baby oil or Vaseline. They don't need petroleum-based lubricants to function. I raised 6 of them without it. Penaten and lanolin-based stuff works way better. It's not an issue of the TSA as much as it's the 2016 version of humours and bloodletting. It serves no purpose.,"Also, Chicago is not a 3rd world country, you can buy jelly and blankets pretty much at the airport when you land." +"Who wants to help me with a little random project for tonight's r/Hockey GDT? Basically, I'm going to do my usual hype thread, but for each an every Toronto line, I want to have an approximation (think currency) exchange rate for a Dougie Hamilton. For Example - *Toronto's top line, weighing in at a combined weight of the relief that they may be getting rid of Holland and worth (0.73) Dougie Hamiltons: Name, Name, Name.* The part I need help with, is determining approximate value for their players compared to a Dougie Hamilton. Since we've gone over this so many times, I feel we may have a bit of a consensus of player approximate value, a-la NHL 17...or hell, if someone has a copy of that and can just get me a screen shot I can work with that. Ideally, the horse will be officially beaten to death after tonight.",William Nylander exchange rate - 1:1 +Give the hunting knife the ability to slash webs,"It has -100 slash, I don't think it can slash at all." +JANK - This is a song about my bike Ralph and it's called Ralph,If you don't like Jank then I don't fuck with you or anyone you know +Same exact scenario. Hoping for a week 14 bye in the playoffs depending on how this week goes. I may pick-up another DST for week 14... will know more next week.,i dropped them both and will stream. +To be fair texture quality and filtering barely affect framerate. Lighting Shaders and Shadows are the main framerate hogs in most titles.,Correct even poly count isnt a real factor these days as all the power in in the shaders textures simply eat vram heh +What's just not cool anymore?,Racism +No way Ford doesn't know what is happening with Maeve. He knows everything that happens in the park.,I've been thinking the same but isn't it also possible that Arnold could be blocking Ford's Omniscience in the presence of Maeve? +"Our third biggest city, located in the south of Sweden. It has a reputation of being in chaos caused by immigrants, but I have heard conflicting arguments so I am not sure how the situation is tbh.",Ty +No issues with mine. Unlocked bootloader and rooted. No magisk or suhide. Currently downloading a test episode.,A new era in pirated content +Sounds like someone didn't pass the Fire test.,"I've always heard it as You can turn a paramedic into a firefighter, but you can't turn a firefighter into a paramedic." +"You would need to run it in a VM, there's no UEFI support for WinXP.",can't you just turn uefi off? +Maybe hes not in gm,Bronze spotted +Sativa and Indica Cannabis,I never believe any of these descriptions because I've seen them this way the same amount as I've seen them the opposite. +"Mass shootings down, more shootings overall. I guess the question is do we want fewer shootings or fewer mass shootings. One guy getting shot somewhere barely makes local news. So I guess the goal would be to prevent news on shootings. So we perceive there to be less shootings.... So this law will be effective?",Or shoot those that would report those stories. +Yeah the liveleak stamp didn't help.,Also nsfw tag +"Me too, thanks","Danks, me doot doot" +ELEAGUE's new sponsorship: Whiff moments,this is such an NBA like to make each and every moment and segment branded or maybe its just an american move to make more $$$$ +"Ninja, H1Z1 streamer gives out a donors full address and other info, will he get punished?",So do you guys think he'll actually be banned or nah? +"My local movie theater sends out emails about upcoming movies, I think I they messed up...",I see nothing wrong here +Smoking,"But vapings cool though, right?" +"While I have read your entire post, and respect the way you value your kids, I do have to ask: **how the fuck can you give those fucks money and sleep at night?**",^ this. +Based on a 1995 study by 2Pac and Dr. Dre,I think we should get a city-by-city breakdown in California to complete the study. +As long as it isn't Hillary again,"But it's her turn, again!" +According to his tax returns,Lol +Seemed pretty active to me,"Haha, you're right, when they get into a man's job, that's pretty active misogyny." +BREAKING: UN rejects UK appeal on #Assange,And in other news the UK has announced its leaving the UN +Very poor people have gotten lots of benefits paid for by marginally poor people. That's a benefit right? Just another kick in the nuts to the middle class from the Obama administration.,It's almost like we should figure out a way to make RICH people pay for the benefits instead of vilifying the very poor and forcing the marginally poor to foot the bill. +"Sammy pulled from practice for sore foot This guy is made of glass, I bet he doesn't play this weekend.","Once again, we can't have nice things." +"Uses different words, though","Oh, you've noticed as well?" +"I feel the same way about this dude as I do about stand your ground types who shoot people through doors because they make them nervous. As soon as you decide you're going to kill someone you're no longer the victim, you're the bad guy.","If you kill your enemies, they win." +"I have done tons of research on it, so I know which to buy. its mainly funding at this point.",Maybe start a GoFundMe +I went ATF training over the weekend.,# #doglivesmatter +He's on XBOX. He has till February 31st.,Hope that wasn't serious +Why can Low Tier players Praise SBMM and their easy games?,You are 5ight players in my skill bracket just commit suicide and try to lose the whole time. +Kanye is reportedly trying to record music from his hospital bed,how brilliant +tony hawk?,GTA:SA +Your biggest fear,She's not that big... +"Karambit Blue Gems (87% and 85% blue) MW & FT (#798 and #643) 310k, 220k",nice price on the blue flame :) Upvoted +Worst. Theme park. Ever,roller coasters of *biblical* proportions! +Name my smurf,Albee Fuctifino +"A new amazing server Guys, It's been like.. a whole 15 minutes since I last mentioned my amazing idea on reddit. NexusTK is complete garbage, don't you agree? Wony and KRU have been doing nothing. You know what would be amazing? If we went back in time, to 2002 specifically, before Drywater managed to get all my characters banned! This would fix all the problems. The lag and monotonous gameplay would suddenly be fixed! There is no way that history could possibly repeat itself!","Yeah the game has been dying for almost a decade, surely your vision of a new server will fix it." +It really is quite poetic that The_Donald couldn't tolerate *any* trolling at their expense.,THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN NORMAL TROLLING LIKE ME AND MY BROSKIS ON DADDYS SUBREDDIT DO AND THIS RIDICULOUS SHILL FEST RAAAAAAAA +U.S. to Forgive at Least $108 Billion in Student Debt in Coming Years,"Hey, at least Bernie can celebrate the fact that public funds are going towards college educations!" +"My advice, don't even bother with Helya unless you have 4 healers minimum and good hunters/mages/paladins who can soak well","Well, uh... our hunter is capable, mages somewhat less so, and it's been months since we had a paladin of any ilk... And we have one shaman set up to offheal, who is coincidentally one of our best DPS... Should be fun" +Till one gets in the jet wash... Top Gun taught us not to play around with jet wash.,I still miss Goose. +Thanks for all the info! Quick question: My girlfriend is a farrier and will be moving into the area with me. Any ideas of decent areas to live that will allow her to commute out for her job and me to commute to UT without too much trouble?,Where will her job be? +"In all fairness, have you ever tried to put gas in a bag with zippers? Doesn't work that well.",Bag just has to be waterproof. +It goes back to even before German expressionism. Even 1902's Trip to the Moon had hand painted color versions that changed tints and colors to show different environments and times of day and night.,"i suspected melies pulled this shit bfore anyone else, thanks for the clarification" +"Have you been there, or is this a conclusion that you arrived at from reading about Spain?","don't they have like 19% unemployment, nationally?" +"In the intros and drinking game, it's all about M&M and no N :\",Why you so passionate about a 4th line centre? +"Jesus Christ, 6000 upvotes in 2 hours. I love this sub",Goddamned Russian Bots +Just like it would be in real life. a base should not be impenetrable. walls should only slow someone down. Military wire fence could be pretty effective. but generally I think a base with noone inside should not be like a safe to absolutely protect your valuables from other players. Hidable stashes would be more realistic for that.,I think if people were put in a situation where they needed to hide stuff they would be able to store it in hidden spots within a house and prolly barricade it well enough that a single person wouldn't bother the trouble. +lol girlfriend is an idiot. Stop feeling bad and tell her to fix up! Next,Oops - you know what the music means +"Well now I want to see him and Star-Lord talk. They should really make Infinity War like 4 parts, and just have 2 of them all the characters meeting and exchanging quips. (Not really).",12 Angry Avengers +How is Legion a Wrath revamp?,Didn't you know demons and undead are the same thing? +David Phelps.,Former Yankee legend :( +(NXT MINOR SPOILERS) Andrade Cien Almas received Racial Insults during the Tapings...,But they are just having fun! +Towns against the Knicks tonight: 47 point/18 Rebounds on 15/22 FG 17/20 FT Really showed up on his matchup against Porzingis who had a nice night also... 29 point/8 rebound game on 11/20 FG,Anyone can score 47 when they take 20 FTs +He's not new... You can check the credits. We DO have credits.,This new redrawer is awful bring back the old guy +Robot sumo fighting competition in Japan,Those bots are so fast! +When do you think Gaijin is gonna release 1.65?,"Soon^TM, but seriously, I wouldn't be surprised if the release on or around christmans" +"i hit 4.2k for the first time today. I felt invincible! I knew I could push to 4.3, 4.4, maybe even 4.5k! Then I was hit with the ice-cold cannonball of reality.","Only Lvl12 RG, *pssh*." +Ohkkk so im ftp.GREAT......SoGREAT,"You don't even want ewiz, he's not that great in comparison to other cards" +Vet yo immigrants,TIL Jews can't be paedophiles +Locals in Shahjahanpur district torch bus after it hits mosque structure,Funny my wife is asking me to move out of India due to rising intolerance. +I thought this was a Clickhole article,$22 million is an incredibly small amount of money to set up a nation wide franchise with +"A LGBT+ friendly clothing store Hello everybody! I have this school project where I have to make a plan of how I'd start a business of my own. I decided I'd start a clothing store called Queer Clothing! We would sell gender neutral and also more masculine type and more feminine type clothes and accessories. We'd have no women's or men's sections. Anyone could just buy any items they like without needing to worry about passing or what other people think! T-shirts with and without cool LGBT+-prints. A clothing store for anyone LGBTQ, ally or just someone looking for an adrogynous style! Now that I've quickly introduced the idea to you, I'd need you to answer the following questions and also put your age & gender along with the answer. This gallup is a part of the project! 1. Do you think we'd need this kind of a clothing store? Why? 2. Is there something about the idea that could be improved or do you have something to add to the idea? 3. What do you think about the name of the business? 4. Would you go shopping here? Do you think you'd buy something from here? Your answers would mean a lot to me! Help me not fail this assignment!","Guy here, I'd just be happy to be able to buy jeggings with pockets big enough to fit my phone and keys in..." +"Or they are taking your last hits, of course.",I really need my blink dagger on Rubick so I can be wodota +Is the other one an Acidic Swamp Rager?,Don't give them any ideas! +For real?,oh yh I forgot the +Businesses that should not be next to each other,Or maybe that's exactly where it needs to be... +"The answer to your question is simple. They are stupidly, mind-bendingly fucking gullible.",STOP BEING MEAN THAT'S WHY TRUMP GOT ELECTED +"I want to say it was about 2010, or whenever that incident involving a dude asking a woman for a coffe date (at an inappropriate time) happened. Somehow that got blown out of proportion and it was when I started to see a lot of the athiest faces start to be more open of their reactionary beliefs. There was an anti-theist undercurrent that developed when Intelligent design popped up, (or perhaps even before, it's easy to be resentful when everybody in your community expects you to be Christian) while the War on Terrorism made open islamophobia from anti-theism acceptable. I feel like I see the some of the pieces that caused this, but I can't quite fit them together, and I'm missing the piles of pieces from the general reactionary wave cropping up.",Coffee date? +We on r/all rhymes fam,Yeah these are hella corny +go away gibbs you took away my vet role it was the only thing i had in life,wait do I KNOW YOU LOL +"You can tell it's all crap. Children are not rich and most are not related to them, at least not officially. The two things a Tory cares about, so why try to protect them?",Oh.. They care about children... They create rings to look after them +"Cydia Eraser, any recommendations , precautions, settings, before running it on IOS 8.4? Have a smooth running 5S JB on 8.4. Will give it to my girlfriend- better without JB but with 8.4 instead of 10.x, I think. Any possible issues running Eraser on 8.4? Thanks!","You know she's just gonna update it, right?" +"(AP) The All-Star game will no longer have any effect on the World Series, and there is a new 10-day Disabled List.",But now the ASG will be meaningless +Pakistani student to receive special award from the Queen of England,It's nice to see Elton John recognize Pakistani talent +What internet acronym have you misinterpreted and what did you think it stood for?,MFW- thought it stood for mother fucking win. +I've donated money to a political campaign. I had to tell them who I worked for but I wasn't expecting kickbacks for big engineering,That's because you didn't donate MILLIONS OF DOLLARS. +"People of reddit, how did you stop drinking soda!?",I got type 1 diabetes. +"A superficial skimming of click-baity personality type descriptions can definitely lead a person down the path of self-fulfilling prophesy and getting stuck in the same rut, and it's definitely unfortunate that this happens to people. But, I also think learning about your type can open up a lot of avenues for self-development. At least it did for me. You have to be willing to look deeper than the first couple of Google hits. So, I guess in that sense MBTI can be like astrology: either a person is looking to improve and grow, or they're looking to rationalize and excuse their maladaptive behavior, and whether they do that with MBTI, astrology, which care bear are you tests, or whatever, they're going to do it.",Nicely said. +"I understand people not liking the hair, but resorting to calling her a lesbian and shit is just stupid. Not all goddesses are going to have long flowing hair and big tiddies, that's something you people have to get over. Every time we release a stereotypical long-hair-big-breast goddess, you guys are like omfg waifu and start shitting on the people who want variety for being whiny. Suddenly we get variety and everyone is like lol lesbian lmao gross and starts whining about her having short hair. Get over it damn. Hair has shapes. People have short hair, long hair, ponytails, braids, etc.",But meh big tiddies +That may be the best word cloud I have ever seen. Climate Will Change. ... People way humans think... Military... fucked...,More like the most sobering. +Someone make this so I can be a part of history.,Me too thanks +haha not a trent fan?,I'm at Uni Of so I kinda have to despise Trent aha :') +"So much money and the best they can come up with is photoshopping other car maker's promotional pictures? It's pathetic. Setting up shop in the car production market is *hard*. Tesla has shown how difficult it is to succeed and others have shown us how easy it is to fail. IMHO, if you start in this amateurish way, you're doing yourself, the world in general and the EV cause a great disservice.",They're saving their money for more important stuff! +This string is exactly what I came for.,Come again? +"what are you guys high about? OE Ciara and Zenia are actually pretty Good, OP even.",You dropped this: +What's a cheat code to a game you'll never forget?,"Aaaax Bbbby xxxxa yyyyb abxy abxy (start+select) Star wars, Episode IV:A new hope, SNES... God Mode..." +That or just upload player creations. That would give them alot less work and we would get lots of unique structures.,Whoa whoooaaa now who ever said anything about this game being having a shared universe between players. +"They tried denying me an FHA loan for my first house back in 1989 because I failed to register for the selective service. I was on my 5th year in the Army though, so they fixed it",Don't you know you're supposed to volunteer AND sign up for compulsory service? +Out of this world...,"Holy shit, one man army." +Your post is invalid since you refused to actually show the only part that mattered.. Roadhog hooking you from his POV,And the game only take into account what the other guy is seeing. +"BTFO Robb, this is how POV videos should be.","No you don't understand, Robb Alvey has honed a system of duct tape and sticky tack and chewing gum that surpasses any professional camera rig and looks way way better than what parks can do." +"To be fair, I'm not even sure I'm that. I suppose I believe in god, or something like god--but I'm pretty sure it's not the specific god of the Bible (et al.) I dunno. There's something greater up there and a bigger rhyme and reason to all this I think. I just don't know that God in the Abrahamic sense is it.",you're *spiritual* man... *fucking hippies* +"The game's been a lot more enjoyable since the patch Probably entirely due to the hydra buff. Most of my matchups pre-patch revolved around banelings and hoping my opponent was bad. Now I can actually do fancy things like counter attack, and kill air units. It's a pretty nice change. I hope they just buff storm or something instead of nerfing hydras.","Buffed collosus, liberator, 7 armor ultralisks, burrowed infestors, combat shield banes, chuck norris hydralisks, pylons, oracles, widow mines, voidray speedbuff, cheap interceptors, viper, raven, adepts, T1 Overlord drops, Invincible nydus, reaper grenade, T1 Ravager, queenrange,..... I think Star Craft needs even more extremes, it's clearly healthy for the game" +"What is your personal Game of the Year? List a few if you like! :) For me it's a tie between Final Fantasy XV, Titanfall 2 and Overwatch. Most addicting games I've played in years!",I'm saying it since we're all thinking it: Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare. +"Honestly, these SNL bits always poke fun at Hillary as well. They portray her as mechanical, unrelatable, scripted, which are exactly the criticisms that seem to turn people off and seed distrust. The idea that these sketches are biased against Trump is ridiculous. They parody both candidates, which is just fine. Most Hillary supporters are probably laughing along with these sketches because they accept her as a faulty, imperfect candidate. Only Trump and his supporters seem to have an issue with this kind of stuff.",Supporter of Hillary here and can confirm was laughing my ass off at the way they made fun of her. +New gear,Shark wheels and sidewinders #goals +Anon broke up with gf,Did OP deliver? +MXSX4-U9XDR-S52JF-WCDGQ,already used it +That or a multiple personality disorder.,Feto belki icine cin soktu adamin haci +"Hm. Came to think of it, that makes sense. ^^^^As ^^^^a ^^^^Pole: ^^^^is ^^^^Polish ^^^^a ^^^^really ^^^^major ^^^^flag? ^^^^Whoah.",Poland stronk +Trade for an EVGA 980 Ti Superclocked plus some cash?,Pming +"CBC, CTV and Star Media are all for the most part left leaning.",CTV is left-leaning? +"My sister kept getting nasty looks while we were eating at a restaurant, so I decided to help her out",If i cant wear my Klan robes in public you cant wear your terror rags. +Where have these alleged sexual assault victims gone since the Don won the election? I thought they wanted justice !!,They'll be back in 4 years after DRUMPF sexes them again +"I don't care what anyone says, Mean Girls is my favorite comedy.","super quotable, smartly acted, and Lohan at *peak* hotness." +I thought wasting food was considered a sin. I'm waiting for them to host Raisin Bran burning events.,no way Raisin Bran burns +"Sen. Elizabeth Warren. The senator who was scammed her whole way though the system claiming to be an America Indian based on the only fact that she has high cheek bones and with nothing else to prove her heritage, not even a DNA check.",I'm jewish I can't prove it but I know I am because I have a big nose +A moment of silence for every brother living in the Commonwealth of Australia.,or America +I got placed master for this,Learn to play you didn't kill the zarya with your ult +Yes. You are a potato,Go tudd yourself +Could Alabama take on any NFL teams?,Nope +I've never wanted to throatpunch a redditor this much before...,"Poor guy, how tragic this all is for him" +Thanks for the info but i was assuming thay had acounted for that in beta testing. Sorry.,"Nah, it's Blizzard." +Magic mushroom ingredient psilocybin could be key to treating depression - studies | Immediate reduction in depression and anxiety for up to eight months seen in patients with advanced cancer given a single dose of psilocybin,Right because hppd would not make me more depressed +"omfg how can you leave out The Bounds of Reason. So far, its been the most exciting short story of them all!","It is, but it isn't crucial to the plot of the cycle and that's what he wanted to know." +MAC torture tests the Sig Sauer Mk 25,Aren't sigs like 0-3 in his test? +"Yeah, gold takes significantly longer to earn.",And money is so easy to get +"Been there. I know it won't solve everything, but adding all-team voice comms will be *such* a huge boost to this games enjoyability.","Yeah, I miss DOTA2 Russian players with mics!" +WTF?? that's literally just a monkey rocker without the dildo...,There's a dildo attachment available for $19.95 +"Active Admins are important. Describe the area that your server is hosted in for people. Is your server modded, Vanilla, etc? The big one is the admins. The server I play on has 2, both of which get messaged when someone calls for them to help with something. One of them always responds.","that's how it is with my server, thanks though :)" +Bowku!,Wa Makeani Wait were quoting Roy right? +"DUDE, ASK A QUESTION, OR WE'LL HAVE TO GO BACK TO CLASS. UM-",In my literature class the professor won't give a quiz if we manage to sidetrack him by asking questions and every time that happens I think of this scene +"I think TOV was wayyyy too favorable of ranged over melee. Look at all the world 1st-5th guild setups they have 4-5 spriests, some hunters, a bunch of extra ranged and no more than 3-4 melee dps",Guarms pretty easy for melee +St. Thomas University Volleyball Girls,"You are the weakest link, goodbye." +Does anyone still miss voice chat with the enemy team? I'm still kind of sad that they took it out. I just thought it was fun to be able to talk to the people that you were playing against. I kinda wish they'd add it back it at least just at the end of the game.,Yeah listening to the other team blaring low quality music was always my favourite in warmup. +Also the built-in adware and spyware.,There are articles on disabling those features (highly recommend doing so) +2 broke girls. That show makes Big Bang theory look like high-minded entertainment.,If they were not good to look at I don't know how the show would have made it past the pilot +so what's the point of giving the internet to the UN if nothing will change?,"I don't get the downvotes, it's a fairly valid question if you're coming into the issue cold." +"per AR 55-46 and ALARACT 2011-04, servicemembers in an authorized leave status may board during pre-board, group 1, or diamond platinum boarding times, provided they use the general boarding lane and not the premium lane.",Not sure if +Tfw I've been on the summit of Fuji 8),Is Fuji 8 like a different mountain that looks like it? +Norwegian Cruise Ship Pool During Rough Seas,"This is fake as hell, they're just moving the camera and splashing water." +HATO STRIKE BACK,I'm really digging the racism going on here... +This is when I realized jj watt was a douche. He's the most overly glorified player off the field and I cant understand why.,At least he has played well against the Pats after that game. +You're replying to someone that you shouldn't be replying to...,He just did. +You seem really wound up. You should relax.,"Hey look, an extreme partisan that can't place blame where it actually should go!" +Certain parts of Ontario aren't very Canadian in this regard...,"As an Ontarian, I completely agree." +I've seen my girlfriend's butthole more times than I've ever seen mine.,Your hand has a butthole? +You gotta think their first call is to Brad Stevens.,Stevens to IU confirmed! +"Largest pre-Columbian city in what is now the U.S. only had 30k people, less than a seventh of the nephites hanging out at Cumorah during Moroni's last stand.","Yes, and Cahokia was largely built after 1000 AD" +"The joke is from the devlogs on youtube, not so much in-game.",Though it is the sound the Anton The Dev tippy toy makes in-game. +"Basketball: being able to shoot the three ball. Congratulations, you still suck at getting open, defense, passing, driving, rebounding, and a host of other things that go into being good. Dungeons and Dragons: I'm chaotic/good so I can do whatever the fuck I want.",The dread of every DM: I want to play a Chaotic Neutral drow rogue. +"Nah. If he can actually get a decent roster, he'll be a great NFL coach. Any CFB job would be a downgrade for him.",I must've dropped the +"In the Magic Kingdom Florida, there's an ice cream shop that sells Dole Pineapple ice cream. It's the only place on the world that sells it besides the Dole Pineapple plant. Or at least it was in 2010. If it sounds like your thing it's pretty delicious.",I was at the Dole Pineapple plantation in Hawaii and I don't know if I saw it at the time but now I'm kicking myself for not trying it. +"Bloodseeker is one of best and strongest junglers now that people have forgotten about. Try it, move out of lane when 6 for easy ganks.","I have a 100% winrate on jungle Dagon blood seeker this patch (admittedly I'm only 3.5k, but it's surprisingly effective and people really underestimate how much burst damage the combo does.)" +Fury doesn't suck lol,"and when we do suck we do it with 2 hands , so back the fuck off hippies!" +FPS With Gtx 1070 I recently upgraded to the Gtx 1070 and i've been getting 100-121 fps but i'm experiencing fps drops to about 45 fps. Does anyone know how to optimize the game for a 1070?,"Don't worry, after the 64 bit client comes to NA everything will be greatly optimized and infinitely better." +Does this mean that AMD will be keeping Zen as the name for the new processors?,Most likely. +Formula 1 Team Bosses Name Lewis Hamilton 2016's Best Driver,Ooo I bet Nico is fuming over that +A record $55 million was allocated in the past two budgets for sidewalks. So where are they?,I just want sidewalks on Charlotte. +"We did rigid foam sheet right against the block wall for unbroken insulation and vapor barrier, with taped joints. Then we framed the wall against the foam sheet. The walls we removed had method 3 done, it was nasty when we removed it","Winner, winner, chicken dinner." +Pro screen Do the numbers on the pro screen change colors??,Not as far as I know +"2,000,000 vote bonus winner: Island So, the 2m vote bonus is sorted, and the top voted result was Island. So, here's the preview: Island will play [[Pygmy Giant]] in Batch 81, on the 20th January 2017.","The day the next B&R announcement is released, maybe Island will be banned along with the pairing?" +A Good All-In-One?! Yes.,Not possible.... +Because he plays for Michigan. #GoBucks,Typical Bucks response +Better than 30 more individual threads all saying the same things over and over again.,Yea because posts don't drop off the front page within 24-48 hours... +"That's what everyone realizes and what every smartass keeps saying. Said that, in some areas crime is on the rise, and look at the end of the graph, in the last 4 years crime is actually increasing, probably thanks to the divisive policies promoted by progressves.","Yes, progressives are the source of the problems..." +New Resident Evil 7 Gameplay (No Commentary),Cool game what is it? +"Reddit, what's the most money you found?",I once found 20$ in a wallet that some guy just left in his pocket! +Why is it OK to openly criticize scientology but not Islam?,Because scientology is for white people. +"Attending the semifinals tomorrow night? I noticed that tickets for the event tomorrow are FREE? But they also say First-come, first-serve. Any clue how early I will need to arrive to secure myself a seat? Thanks. Lets go OpTic.",If you leave now you should be able to make it in time +"At walmart it used to be that you'd get a gift card, but if you returned something purchased with a gift card and you have the receipt you could get cash, so people would do the initial return to get a gift card, then they'd turn it over a second time through customer service to finally get cash out of it.",Can they just give me the amount of sudafed I need? +"New York Strip Steak Sandwich, still drooling...","Can confirm as someone who ate one of the six sandwiches, it melted in my mouth." +Cleveland Cavaliers (13-3) vs. Los Angeles Clippers (14-5),Losing on regular season doesn't matter..Doesn't affect our chemistry at all +Gotta star them young,Mother of the year. +...the what?,"the penalty area, ive never seen that in game" +Thanks for admitting it. I'm glad the anonymity of the internet affords you the freedom to also cop to other things. cheers.,dropped my +"When asked what he would be if he wasn't a professional football player, Peter Crouch responded with: A virgin.",No because he's tall and everyone knows girls only go for tall guys even if they look like him +Especially when his last attempt at the love game led him to being the main character of a fucking tragedy he never asked for.......,Dude just wanna get laid but being made to lead a ghoul revolution lmao +"Virginia schools ban 'To Kill a Mockingbird,' 'Huckleberry Finn' for racial slurs","well hey, in their defense if we forget the past ever happened it cant hurt us and will *never* happen again." +He should totally tell that to a couple of my single mom friends.,"But sometimes there are single dads, so whatever women experience is totally irrelevant" +Thanks man that calmed me down lol i know its not that big a dose but i was still worried that it vould aggrevate a potential heart condition ty for the advice :),"No problem, if you still notice heart issues after another few days of not smoking then go see a doctor just for a check up." +"That would be ugly. He's too fat (but loosing weight !) I only shave her because she has arthritis in her hips and have trouble grooming herself. She has long hair so it become matted and she doesn't particularly loves brushing because it always hurt so much. Shaving her gives her some relief, it's almost night and day how she act before and after a shave. She almost become like a kitten, all playful and chirpy.","You know, I was privately feeling kind of bad that you clipped your cat since their homeostasis is so delicate, but after reading this I'm so glad you love your kitty so much :3" +"My favorite is converted to streetfighter, read wrecked the shit out of it and just took of all the scratched up plastics.",I may be the exception but I converted mine just cause I like the look. +How to Hold a Microphone,I like that he is using a 58 with the ball all smashed in and not a new one. +Chorus upgrades 30Mbps fibre plans to 50Mbps for free,Any news on RBI2? +"Oh boy, have I missed you! :)",Oh god +Did you just assume their gender?,Z? +That's from a Quebec publicity,No its from Google. +Deadmau5 2017 tour dates,Does anyone know when the tickets will go on sale? +"Here. Have a crate filled with some of the girl heroes you may have missed, plus a bunch of random junk. 500 shards a pop. Merry fucking christmas, you walking sacks of money",If they give us a free open I'd be fine with this. +Richmond Park result: LDEM: 49.7% (+30.4) ZAC: 45.2% (-13.1) LAB: 3.7% (-8.7),Couldn't have happened to a nicer chap +MIL's gifts,Wow.. Those are some well thought out gifts. +Thanks for posting this.. do you know what processors are in the non touch bar 13 variant?,Edited to add the two (kinda) +"I work in the Court system and deal with lots of people like this. My first year or two was repeated WTF moments, and now nothing surprises me anymore. In my first couple months, we had a probation hearing where part of the issue was that this woman had been fired from her job at McD's. She had told the PO that she had quit, they reported they'd fired her for no-call no-show. She gets on the witness stand and says, in effect, well, they kept setting my shifts so I couldn't go to my visits with my kid, so I quit. Q: Did you give them notice? A: *looks puzzled* What? Q: did you give them a letter or something saying you were going to quit? A: No Q: Did you call your manager and say you were quitting? A: No Q: So when you say you quit, you really just stopped going to work one day? A: Yeah Q: And if they say they fired you because you didn't show up and didn't let them know, are they saying pretty much the same thing? A: Well, I quit, but yeah, I guess. I've come to the conclusion it's almost a cultural thing. Your parents probably never sat down and told you if you have a job, and you don't want to go anymore, you have to tell them you quit, But you learned it somewhere. But there are significant numbers of people for whom that's just something that's like a mind-blowing revelation. They've never heard it before.",The culture of stupid people? +This is why you should never buy an Alienware,Wow it didn't come with a fan! +The social and mental reasoning of a grown ass man with kids and a teenager are vastly different also cyber bullying is more public than a phone call and often mean the student is getting further bullied in school. You can't close a computer and expect the fake FB profile some dick kids made go away,"I dont get bullying, just skip recess and eat lunch in a bathroom stall." +Death Stranding ( Hideo Kojima ) - Game Awards 2016 Trailer,"uh, is this PS4 exclusive?" +"I think its really sweet how Maci tears up when seeing Ryan tear up. I know they were horrible as a couple but deep down, Maci still cares because he gave her Bentley.","I think there's always going to be love there, just not romantic love." +Social Justice Warrior...Meet SUPER ULTRA social justice warrior,Are they trying to be oppressive to toilet-genders around the world? +"Remember - if you support a woman's right to wear a hijab, these are the crazy people you support. A hijab is no different than slave chains.",But I love to wear chains and get whipped and starve... +"young, high profile qb coach What are they paying Jim Bob in Detroit?",The Sheriff is coming to town! +"They're remaking the Mummy, so in 10 years ITV2 will have even more Mummy films to show.",At least there's Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the dead to break the flow +Tell them you're using 4k fully rendered fonts with upscaled UHQ Kerning.,Keming* +I wonder how many times they are offered three ways,They probably think that a 3 way is like a candy bar or something. +"Yap. It's funny that GGG allows this 6 Link legacy Kaom, but for life builds we have HALF EHP value (500 life) without any sockets. Balanced, my m8, that is balanced. :) Mexican meme guy laughing eeeheheheheh eeeeeeeheheheheheh hehehe eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeheheheheh :D","Of course it's balanced, Kaom's Heart has 553 armor." +We'll never have this much unresolved sexual tension again :'(,Liam sacrificed himself so that Matt could learn [lesson 5] +Flask effectiveness should work to increase the curse effect,"No the curse is a fixed value, you're being granted a special ability, it won't scale from passive nodes." +Built in England,"parts manufactured in Poland, assembled in UK, paid by the Germans." +Relegation and stripping off all the titles they have won in the last 12 years,Well if you wernt going to add to the discussion i dont really see the point in commenting +"Also, Barb would say something about her 5 pregnancies (at least), 3 baby daddies (for now), and her lack of custody of Jace (forever).",3 daddies of live children but with Courtland's aborted baby it's 4 daddies. +Shoes came off and everything,This comment never gets old +And that god spared a stone statue but killed four actual people. Praise Jesus!,"Yeah, there is nothing egotistical, vain or self-indulgent about that at all!" +"You are probably right, but bigotry is across the spectrum, not just lgbt or race.","but that doesn't help his argument, so therefore untrue." +Keys Sunburst/Tunica Offers,Pink + Sky Blue + Crimson Tunicas for 11 keys each. +"Then the Chinese man would just let him marry his daughter. With rice. Sauce: Am Chinese, this is pretty much how every ancient chinese tales ends.",Daughter: 7/10 Daughter with rice: 10/10 +I think people drastically underestimate how much some diversity in your gaming schedule can really help the overall enjoyment of games.,I don't enjoy games...I enjoy the grind. +Isn't this sexist to men?,"No, it's impossible to be sexist against male" +"Can confirm spend most time sitting on ass, still have dumb huge muscles. Also, they seem to grow twice as fast as any fat that I lose. =(",Just starve youself! +"I was a ... difficult ... teenager. For a variety of reasons. Part of the reason I am who I am is because a loving Christian couple opened their home to me and let me become part of their family. Their first child was under one when I first met them. I watched their kids grow up. I moved interstate with them when we went from Qld to Vic. They were about 23 or so when they did this first. They gave me friendship and stability and a home I desperately needed. I lived with them until I got married - almost 7 years. I was their little brother and big brother to their kids. All that to say, never ever underestimate the power of availability. They were total introverts. A party for us was hanging out together outside in the summer with coffee and talk and maybe a guitar or two. We knew more about Aquinas than we did local news. There is power in love, despite the temperament it is channeled through. I really hope you blow the doors off as you live out your calling. It can change (and save) lives!",Thank you for sharing this. +By SJWs you mean Venezuelans? Fucking lol,"everyone knows that's why Venezuela is in such a bad state, no straight man can find work while the gay feminist nazis run everything." +Skyrim. Someone please send Lydia to save me,We know you just want to use her as a mule. +"Yeah.. I'll sure take you up on that, bro.",You're welcome... because apparently that is just such a great honor that you can't pass up. +Right... Radical terrorism isn't home grown. It isn't because we act racist and isolate whole groups. It's definitely ISIS.,"Right, I forgot that most radical homegrown terrorists developed from racism and not fanatical religious beliefs." +Somebody just donated $3000 to Thijs,"You could always quit your job and start streaming full time, I'm sure you'll be rich in no time." +"Ive said this a billion times already, we need a blockchain based conspiracy reddit/wikipedia-like system. therefore all the power is decentralised and the data is automatically backed up by everyone and uncorruptable. It should be easy to view by anyone, but perhaps only miners can contribute. This way, newbies dont clog up the blockchain with reposts or low quality ideas, and there is an incentive to mine.",That doesn't sound like it could be abused by rich people with access to heavy duty computing power +Poseidon looks better in Smite Tactics. Hopefully they make him look like this in Smite too.,His bicep seems a bit too big and disproportionate O_o +nope screw this noise katara and zuko belong together so much,"With due respect to both of you, there is no stronger pairing in Avatar than Iroh and tea." +"what are some cool non-dirt 18v pedals (or 9v pedals that take 18v)? hi guys, keyboardist here. i have a nord electro and moog sub37. just got in the pedal game, and i have a voodoo iso 5 supply. the first four outputs serve a boss rv-6, boss dd-7, tech 21 blonde, and ehx v256. this leaves the 18v output. i know a lot of drive pedals can run 18v, but i'm not really interested in one (yet). furthermore, i have delay and verb (sort of) covered for now. does anybody know any pedals more on the vibe/filter/pitch end of things that run at 18v? THANK YOU",Way Huge Ring Worm +I did not max ToonUp til my 100 laff CFO,I maxed Toonup at 78 laff.. +Guy flawlessly grabs tomato from ceiling fan,"Man, PewDiePie's videos just get weirder and weirder." +I feel like a lot of people wont get that. But I did. +1,Which part? +Sneaking Up On a Cat,Wake the FAWK UP! +When you hear the current WDC is vacating his seat for next season,Realistically I would think that they would talk to every available former world champion who is nearing the end of their contract or recently retired. +Double stupid because it's summer for half the planet.,But not to the half that matters +Lol so apparently we're second in the NFC east..,"Ya we realigned last week, I just read about it" +Left Engaged in Total War Against Conservative Thought,Conservative thought doesn't exist...... +How does one reconcile individuals who suffer from developmental disabilities with a loving God?,"DNA has to have FREE WILL to combine however it wants, even incorrectly." +Boogie2988 wins Trending Gamer award at The Game Awards 2016!,Should have gone to Anita +"I've seen people with those kinds of pants on and have always had an anthropological bug about them. What's up? Do the chains serve some sort of purpose or are they only decorative? Do you get them online, or are there stores that sell them? Do the pants attract a mate? Do you see others wear them and decide that you want to look like those people or aspire to be like them? Who are these people? Where do they live or work? What is their daily life like? I once saw a store that had a lot of dragon statutes, swords, and incense-related products, and I imagine if they had clothing they might offer something like that, but other than that I really have no idea where to find the chain people or where they buy their clothing. Someone do a podcast, please.",me and my friends call em rave-pants +"If i make a lvl 65 with the token, What are the preset story choices?","In general it's dark side decisions for imperial and light side for republic characters, [my Token Operative did some things Koth was not exactly pleased about]" +Some more of my favourite screenshots,"Next time please say something about spoilers contained in your post [I'm speaking about the issue with Koth, thanks for spoilering.]" +Finn Jones' IRON FIST Finally Gets Some New Duds In These Latest Pics From The Set Of Marvel's THE DEFENDERS,He looks great but don't tease us like that +I knew the moon landing was staged!,Looks like a giant trophy. +"Old lucian, and they misplayed a lot","Youre right, the adcs in this video played perfectly." +Withdraw vs cancel score,"Withdrawing doesn't count as one of your three takes /2 years - other than that no real benefit, but it's a big one as you want to have every chance possible to get your best score." +"Yes. And oce is harder than eu, to the point we are banned from rlcs",Savage! +Big Boom Fireworks,oh god thank you now 2r blueberries factory pls +Sure is the first person to hit 106lvl!,Legend +It's almost like..... I was joking!,The LuL wasn't enough man you forgot the +Didn't Wahlberg beat up a Vietnamese guy and the assault was also found to be a hate crime?,He was dealing with economic anxiety so it's understandable. +"Are you only able to sign up on an actual computer? Wasn't able to sign up on my Iphone, kept giving me errors","You probably signed up on your computer, but the solution was opening it in your browser if using any reddit mobile ap" +"I've said before that LeBron is like the basketball gods looked at Grant Hill and said Oh I know how to fix your injury issues, let's put you in Karl Malone's body.",NBA Open Court had a lot of respect for Grant Hill's game and potential. +"He types as his team manager holds a gun to his head. He isnt sorry about doing it, hes sorry reddit called him out for it","Yes, he's already reached the point of no return boys, hes either an asshole or pretending not to be an asshole for personal gain." +"Are you from the past? Lol. Like are you traveling here from the 1950s? 11 year olds are like 25 year olds nowadays. Source - am a father of a 16, 13, &11 year olds.","Can confirm, am 25, I just want to play xbox." +03 vs brotherhood. blood was spilled,whats 03? +"Hay, if the parent does not mind wasting their money why should the employee care?",I bet you're the father in the story. +"There should be some sort of rewrite to the mm code; takes ages to get a match and when u get it, most of the time it's full of lrm boat assaults or ppc-gauss noobs playing with a x-box controller..",XBOX controller is the only way to play! +"I actually got a red rose from a stranger once, in a not creepy way and I liked it.",That's sweet :) +"For me, one of them is edgy or edge. Yea, no... I'm done talking with said person.","So swords and cliffs are taboo conversation material, then?" +Normal octane + 1 Key,2 keys +"My dad just told me: If you can't afford to buy a condom, you really can't afford to not buy a condom.",Why is your dad in the shower with you? +aww jackass on reddit doesn't understand I lived through one cold war already and am very much aware of how you win one. try again,"Well, it's a shame that you wouldn't live to see what happens when you lose one." +I've lost track of the nations he's beholden to.,All of them. +he could just be hanging around the fnaf locations! sorrynotsorry,you're dead to me +Any guesses what it'll turn into?,Congratulation on your 39% Acc Runes and if it is anything other than that Fuck you OP. +What food is good both hot and cold?,Human flesh! +The thing many of those places have in common is that they were relatively recently bombed flat. It's easy to add subways when you're starting from scratch.,"Ehh, the first two foreign subway examples that came to my mind were Beijing and Stockholm, which I'm pretty sure didn't benefit from such fortune." +What kind of different views are possible on equal rights? You either think like a compassionate and empathetic human being who understands that someone elses right to pursue liberty and happiness is not something to be obstructed or you're scum. People do not get to disagree with basic human dignity.,"Pfft, no, then the gays will think they're people." +"haven't done programming for mobile devices, but in typical Java and C# applications, this is doable in 15-20 minutes (while drinking coffee). but yea, who knows what can go wrong in an unknown code",It would just be the image and amount then overlay it on top of the picture +Extracurriculars Assistance,The UBC NDP is always looking for volunteers! +Can I use an unlocked At&t note 5 on tmobile?,"If so, do I lose any network or voice capabilities ?" +"And his passengers. And even the car driver, tbh. Sure it was a totally stupid thing to do, but let the person here who has not done something stupid cast the first stone.",And the car's passenger :( +Alolan Ninetales is good,Would air slash have KO'd ninetails? +You can tell the exact post when we start really running out of things to talk about after we get some news. This is that post.,At least its original :P +When you cast your ballot you turned white apparently lol,"Well when black people become cops they are no longer black, so when you vote for Trump you become white" +"Songs that Go with Mormon Polygamy So, what songs would go best with a video explaining Mormon Polygamy? Showing my 80's bias, I came up with the following three. Submit your favorites. My Sharona - The Knack Rock the Cradle of Love - Billy Idol Don't Stand So Close to Me - The Police","I got wives, in different area codes -Ludachrist" +"Pres Bush: A great nation does not hide its history. It faces its flaws, and corrects them.",Cause this guy is who we should be taking that message to heart from +"I thought about this when one of the conference talks droned on about how mormons feel so much joy. And yet, the mormon corridor has a depression and suicide epidemic.",There are no depressed or suicidal members of TSCC only those who have chosen to act on depressed or suicidal tendencies. +I guess she's an option for when a youthful brewmaster AND an ancient brewmaster are not enough for your deck. Triple recycling.,"True enough, I'll have to add her to that bounce rogue deck they're pushing with the Ferryman" +Not sure what was happening at the grocery store today...,Looks like someone is stocking their dorm room. +Most dating or relationship advice. Once in a blue moon you'll find something that might actually be reasonable. But most of the time it's just terrible advice.,Sounds like you should break up +"You get 3 cars for the rest of your life, one has to be NA, one turbo and one supercharged, which 3 would you have? Not 3 that you can afford, just any car.",NA - GT3RS4.0 Turbo - 98 supra Supercharged - original ac cobra supersnake +Von Miller gives entire AFC West a bottle of wine in honor and appreciation of playing them twice a year.,He ain't even that good to be doing shit like this. +Do I snort this?,Yes. +MY SWORD FORKLIFT WILL BE THE ONLY ONE LEFT STANDING,YOU BETTER CHILL WITH THAT BS OR MY TEMPLE FORKLIFT IS GONNA FLIP YO ASS. +Right? Maybe this is what Donald meant when he talked about uniting the country.,"Oh, I thought his flag burning tweet was for that." +I think the poster wanted us to think it was fucked up so as to not spoil the video,OP's da real MVP +People bringing their stabbing ass kids to the club is a serious problem.,Lol found the liberal. +What's one thing you thought as a child that you now realize is completely wrong?,"Girls pee out of their butts, and that's where you have sexy time with them." +Any mention of a certain gorilla.,The terrorist or the ape? +Was it from the air turbulence caused by the other rider passing him? Or was he just racing so hard he lost control?,Most likely it was target fixation and wet gravel/leaves +"I basically RP this already with my pure-synth build, but it would nice to have it more explicit so that I don't get genocide penalties when my people are (in my headcanon) voluntarily being upgraded.",Is there a risk of an ai revolution that just ends the game then an there? +"Just built a PC with the help of buildapc but it doesn't work with the graphics card in, any help? Parts included.",Did you plug the hdmi or whatever you are using into the gpu? +This scene from the end of the movie The Big Short successfully predicted the future.,Don't worry I'm sure Trump will fix things. +"Best advice here, which I came here to give: set the treadmill to a decline when you do the test. A big enough decline makes it more doable.","basically, just jump off a 2 mile high cliff." +"I use a Wink Relay, GE Link bulbs, and IFTTT linked to my iOS phone to accomplish similar things. The relay allows me to control the lights with my phone, and IFTTT interfaces the various services (iOS, Wink) to allow the cool combinations of commands (Turn Wink Lights on when iOS account crosses into the geofence).",this looks ideal - thanks! +That doesn't bode well.....this isn't regarding a mech keys order if that helps entice them to come out...,He forgot the +"Silly rabbit! Socialism *can't* fail, it can only *be* failed!","By evil capitalist pigs, and wreckers, and enemies of the people, and fifth columnists!" +Yeah! It would actually get me back onto the app.,Where do you add people who aren't on facebook email or your contact list? +Thank you kind sir. So when i talk to umbra to take me back to open world so i can harvest my carrots and put my turbo on the regalia im still dead but not dead.,Ignis is your mother yes. +TIFU by accidentally giving a girl a golden shower,That's not a fuck up. +How do you guys feel about 5th-years going to tradition nights? Is it accepted in your chapter or looked at as weird?,If they're still in school I don't see why this would be weird +Don't defeat anyone who has bought Product Red,You forgot the +"The problem is, if you (generic you, not you personally) aren't **for** gay marriage, you kind of *are* **against** it, by default; the status quo being what it is, it's not going to change by itself (or at least, it wasn't before Obergefell v. Hodges; feel free to replace 'gay marriage' with whatever other minority issue you like). The people who are **for** gay marriage aren't saying 'everyone should go out and find themselves a nice homosexual to settle down with'. They're saying, 'We want you to care about the fact that we currently *can't* do this thing that you take for granted'. People who aren't in minorities need to be actively **for** minority issues, because otherwise nothing will change, which doesn't affect you but does affect a significant number of people who, say, couldn't marry their long-term partner until the law passed. Saying 'I have zero opinion about it' is the equivalent of saying 'I've got mine, Jack'. If you think it's something that everyone should be able to do, the people who *don't* have theirs could really use your support.",Nice false dilemma argument there. +"And everyone needs to understand why it is dangerous. It's not necessarily that Taiwan is in the wrong. Actually, china oppressing Taiwan is wrong. However, in world politics we need to respect china for their power amongst many other world stabilizing reasons. World politics is nuanced and difficult. Pissing off china right now is not a good idea.",Why should we respect China when they invented global warming and have stolen American jobs? +"Try to not get into a fight and end up in jail. Usually just tell em to f-off or shut their mouth but most guys don't give a shit and it won't stop or change anything. When she is alone she gets it 3 or 4 times a day, everywhere she goes. I think she lets it roll off but sometimes she comes home with a look on her face like she cant believe what someone just said to her. A lot of guys are total and complete fucks and so disrespectful to a married women I am amazed. Always interesting to me how guys think some one liner telling her how pretty she is is going to get her to jump into bed with them and ditch her marriage.","Pics or uhhh, ya know, it didn't happen." +lovren or alonso ?,Just captain Aguero. +Calling attention to a raping reaper (should get the team focused on him and more call outs) is bad? Telling people not to trickle in is bad? Asking people not to get picked off by not overextending or to wait for the team to group is BAD?!? What rank are you im curious . I've actually had the opposite problem today. No1 is using their fucking mics at 2350++ and its getting really old,Nobody uses mics until your a pro. +"It'll fit, it'll fit............ It's not going to fit. I work at a hardware store and had a guy come in a buy some wooden sleepers.He asked if I could give him a hand putting it in his car so I did. He took me to his car and I looked at the car and length of sleeper and was skeptical as to if it would fit. I told him it wasn't going to fit but he tried anyway. Lo and behold it doesn't fit. He says it just needs to go a little further to fit. He plays around with it and I hear a shatter. He just pushed the sleeper straight through the windshield. All he said was Fuck. Follwed by his wife yelling at him. On the bright side it fits now.",He told his wife years ago he could fit it in without any problems... +"Roma, Stephen Hawking ricoverato al Gemelli per controlli",Vedi Roma e poi... +Do you have a female cyndaquill with HA,No sorry +H,A +Good job Norway! This should be an EU-wide measure because now those Afghans are probably off to Sweden or Germany. If they know they'll get deported from *any* European country maybe they'd give up the fight and accept that they're going home.,"Speaking of which, has Sweden already condemned Norway in the Nordic Council for 'acts against humanity'?" +What is their stance on headphone jacks?,Invention by filthy western spies. +"Shitpost Saturday Thread - December 03, 2016 In this thread you're free to share all of your dank memes to your heart's delight. Always had this great idea for this awesome rage comic? You feel like the reaction gif you created should get more exposure? Did you edit the face of a Overwatch character in another video for the ultimate shitpost? Feel free to share this and more in this thread! **Important**: Mark not safe for work content (NSFW) accordingly in your comment so that users can safely browse this thread at work for a good chuckle. Other rules like no racism and insults obviously still apply. Please report such behavior.",Filtering out highlights in this subbreddit shows how dead it is and how heroes can sometimes die +"Is there any mod that removes pheasants and rabbits after you harvest them? Maybe harvesting was too bluntly put. Let me rephrase it... to.... uh.... So there are some harvestable pheasants and rabbits from the very beginning of the game, Helgen, but I've personally never seen any mod that removes dead phesants and rabbits once you collected them. Is there any mod out there that removes dead carcasses of poor animals after picking them?",Hunterborn also has this feature. +"Why is there no love/interest for Mephisto, Imperius and Baal?? All i read and hear is trolls trolls zuljin voljin trolls trolls deckard cain more protoss heroes fenix... I have maybe seen two or three people asking for these iconic villains and heroes. Come on guys its the remaining Prime Evils and badass crazy awesome looking Imperius with golden shining armor. How come no one is wanting them to come to the Nexus? I get the feeling and i hope i am wrong, but i get the feeling the majority of the HOTS players were not born during Diablo 2 and got to play it. And therefore only grew up with WoW and only knows about the trolls and the Warcraft heroes....",The game needs more generic Warcraft heroes though. +"As a consumer, I like this.","No no no, dont you see, making things more expensive and unaffordable, like energy and housing, is good for the economy!" +Is there an ability that makes you weak to fire,Dry Skin also gives a slight weakness to Fire. +Based on what?,A synthetic Knee? +2nd time this week The malicious autoplay fire alarm/amber alert beeper ad has happened. Get a new ad network christ,Get $2 and get the premium app. +That girl on the right tho...,I think thats Yesi Ortiz +Transfer advice,I'm pretty sure you loose them +"I don't think this is proof of a staged photo. Hillary has had photos with thousands of people, and considering how incestuous the D.C. area is, the person she runs into is likely to be someone she's crossed paths with before.",*riiiiiight* +He french fried when he should have pizza'd,This looks like an event I'd like to attend +"Trump, GOP ask courts to block recounts in Pa., Mich. Wisc.","of course he wants to stop the count...he is not a loser...he must have won the majority, right?" +What if warframe was made by another developer?,Just don't let EA get their hands on it Warframe 2013 Warframe 2014 Warframe 2015 Warframe 2016 With all of them having every frame except your starter as a DLC +"He slapped him, because Fernandinho had his hands around his neck.",Yeah right. +"I've read the memos. Net Neutrality and Open Internet are inextricably linked. But the problem is, where does American control of ICANN factor in? It doesn't. It has nothing to do with Open Internet. So instead of telling me to research things I already know about, can you tell me exactly how American control of ICANN causaly relates to Net Neutrality? And why cession to the UN would hinder Net Neutrality?",Spend 5 seconds longer trying to prove I'm right! +I can see a potential single mother in you..,Ah Moh = Caucasian +"Overwatch won GOTY. Here's why Overwatch won game of the year. Anyone complaining that Uncharted 4 didn't win is the reason we keep getting sequels and nothing new. Don't get me wrong, great game but this is about something different. Of course Blizzard is a huge company so of course they're going to get all the marketing, awards and exposure but lets look at what Blizzard has done with Overwatch. For the past 10 years we have gotten nothing but rehashed sequels of the same Call of Duty/Battlefield knock offs that overcharge you with DLC content and release incomplete games in order to make more money down the road. Blizzard said f*ck that, we're changing the game. The game has only been out for little over 6 months now (?) and we've had 3 seasons of competitive, 2 seasonal events, 2 new heroes, 2 new maps and over 300+ cosmetic items for FREE. Blizzard took everyones complaints about the gaming industry screwing us over and decided to give back. If game developers are smart, they will follow suit and stop being so greedy/lazy. Not only all of that, in the little time it has been out it has become a gaming culture phenomenon. I applaud Blizzard for everything they've done and I'm going to continue supporting them in the future. Overwatch deserved this 100%.",Imma let you finish but No mans sky is GOTY for sure! +why cant we just buy shards of characters we like? i'd actually spend money on the game if they gave us choices.,Because if they took away the gambling aspect of the shards it wouldn't tickle your brain quite the same way and you wouldn't get addicted. +Joe Allen status?,I think he's playing further up the pitch +Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning,forgot about this gem. +That is my actual birthday and now I'm freaked out,"Reminder, send u/donttouchmybuttz birthday message in four and a half months." +Swap the main character with another character in the same anime. He is now the main character. Haikyuu! I wouldn't mind if Hinata swapped his main character role with Tsukkishima Kei. Would also make an interesting story if not better.,Why don't we swap Ange and Tusk and make Cross Ange a generic harem anime? +"At least you don't get shitfaced, text your exes, and make an ass of yourself.",Plot twist Jp Parise is op's ex +I am sure if u admitted u botted 6 years ago nothing would happen,"You'd think you could be sure that if you admitted to RWTing years ago, nothing would happen either, but apparently..." +"Japan to create fake shooting stars - Japanese space start-up ALE is developing the technology to deliver on-demand man-made meteors, which could turn the night sky into a blank canvas.","Thank God, we have so many resources on our planet to waste..." +You relise debuffs are relevant in far more places then those 2?,What? +Knack 2 Trailer,Finally this must mean it will be free on PS+ +It is widely accepted that the reason Usain Bolt wins so many races is that he crosses the finish line before the other competitors do.,Only when he wins. +Caitlyn O'Connor,"I appreciate the image, but the sun has literally nothing to do with why it's transparent." +"The guy offered to meet me in the parking lot, but I was so scared that it might be a trap. I couldn't afford to lose my job.",That would be such a waste of time for a company to try to entrap you like that... +"They also really like to put facts out there and make good points. For example videos of Hillary contradicting herself, or pointing out that it seemed o.k. for the current prez to actually visit a dictatorship like Cuba, yet it's holy hellfire for Trump to take a call from a country that practices democracy. As in Taiwan. I'm sure you exhibit the typical traits of a four year old though in seeing a post by that sub and plugging your ears while yelling nahnahnahnahnahnahnah.","Yes, Donald supporters are known for being stringent fact checkers." +That makes sense. I should have paid attention to the asterisk.,"It's all good man, not your fault." +Don't look now...but the Flames are in a playoff spot,It's all because of the forward defense hamilton strategy GG is using right? +The Happiest Places on Earth 2016 (Italy 50th on 157 countries),Molti dei primi 15 non li avrei indovinati +lol,Corruption isn't restricted to the rich and powerful +It's a name people give zero effort edits so they can pretend that they're artists.,Omg you just don't understand some people have different tastes! +Couple of wintery shots of Credit River,Beautiful pictures. +"Holy shit, a random woman claimed to be a Trump representative. No evidence of connection. Yet you all act like Christmas came early. I hope you all are prepared for 8 years of Trump. All these articles only serve to cry wolf.","Weeks before phone call...she arrived in September So before the election, and clearly an article that is biased" +"I have two good friends who are married to each other - one is Ukrainian-Greco Catholic, the other Ukrainian Orthodox. They were married by an Orthodox priest. I suspect their marriage is, in practice, like most Orthodox marriages. I doubt it would be so were the Catholic not Catholic.",I'm pretty sure it's also a Catholic Sacramental marriage +"thanks dude, I suppose my main concern is just that women's genitals are like open almost, compared to men, if that makes sense",Ridiculously good point +Dog + leaf blower,How to train your dog overreact to every loud noise +Tunak Tunak Tun sped up every time they say Tunak,Whelp that was a trip I never want to go on again. +New Zealand forced marriage victims young as 10,Wow why can't all you racists just respect other people's culture? +Burns should obviously win the Norris.,yeah but that is because of who he plays with +I am still so choked that the devs got rid of that.,But *somebody* had to think of the sensitive children who would magically learn what the double entente of come is. +Built a Throne Room,Looks pretty cool! +What the hell is a snart?,What the hell is a hufflepuff? +"Fuck Ad blockers- NEW DELHI: Amendments to the I-T laws do not seek to tax inherited gold and jewellery as also those items that are purchased through disclosed or agriculture income, the government said on Thursday. The Lok Sabha earlier this week passed the Taxation Laws (Second Amendment) Bill, which proposes a steep up to 85 per cent tax and penalty on undisclosed wealth that is discovered by tax authorities during search and seizure. Dispelling rumours that jewellery would be covered under the amended law, the Central Board of Direct Taxes (CBDT) said the government has not introduced any new provision regarding chargeability of tax on jewellery. The jewellery/gold purchased out of disclosed income or out of exempted income like agricultural income or out of reasonable household savings or legally inherited which has been acquired out of explained sources is neither chargeable to tax under the existing provisions nor under the proposed amended provisions, the CBDT said. During search operations, conducted by I-T department, there would be no seizure of gold jewellery and ornaments to the extent of 500 grams per married women, 250gm per unmarried women as also 100gm per male member of the family, it said. Further, legitimate holding of jewellery up to any extent is fully protected, it added. The Bill, which is currently under consideration of the Rajya Sabha, will amend Section 115BBE of the Income Tax Act to provide for a steep 60 per cent tax and a 25 per cent surcharge on it (total 75 per cent) for black money holders. Another section inserted provides for an additional 10 per cent penalty on being established that the undeclared wealth is unaccounted or black money, taking the total incidence of levies to 85 per cent. Top Comment How about the reddy brothers? Has govt notices the recent extravagant marriage celebration they conducted? Has the gold worn by the reddy family women missed the govt''s eyes or it is turning a blind... Read Moretruthconscience81 CBDT said: Tax rate under section 115BBE is proposed to be increased only for unexplained income as there were reports that the tax evaders are trying to include their undisclosed income in the return of income as business income or income from other sources. The provisions of section 115BBE apply mainly in those cases where assets or cash etc. are sought to be declared as 'unexplained cash or asset' or where it is hidden as unsubstantiated business income, and the Assessing Officer detects it as such.","IT department, so hot right now!" +"While I agree with you, I think it's abundantly clear (at least to me) that modern so-called liberalism is also all about controlling people and their thoughts.",Could you give some examples? +"also wavedash back forward smash, wavedash back forward tilt, wavedash back up tilt, wavedash back down tilt, and wavedash back wavedash back",wavedash back wavedash back wavedash back zair +Can people stop pretending New York Times is anything but Liberal propaganda?,Regressive propaganda*. +I'd probably still be a brony. Thank God for Scott.,lmao +"Yeah, I'll probably be down! Just shoot me a message when you want to play.",Shot u a friend request! +Hahaha he did the same thing to me in another spot in this thread. I don't know what this guy's problem is. He's just having a meltdown.,I am an internet doctor and I'm diagnosing him as triggered +I think it's a trap vid of hillary negotiating with someone for a non-existent video of trump.,Just as Anon foretold +Maybe it was his sense of humor and was hoping people would see the funny irony in it and everyone would laugh.,It's cringey how easily people like you downplay narcissism. +"Who gives a flying fuck if Russia likes us? Russia has consistently acted like it was trying to get back some semblance of the ussrs power and influence at the expense of Europe and Russia's much smaller neighbors. Fuck the Russian Empire, we need to keep the sanctions up, keep NATO on high alert, and wait for the Russian economy to finally die, then hopefully scatter what's left of Russia to the winds so it will never be a threat again.","Yes, because that is exactly what the world needs right now: Millions of refugees flooding from unstable countries into stable countries." +Aren't we indians banned from 4chan?,The only argument they have to whatever is Poo in Loo xD +Operation: Black Friday,"All this needed was an accidental death and Devil Mercy showing up to rez, saying HEROES NEVER DIE... for a price." +That echo chamber got him elected though.,You forgot the +Are they apart of a different package?,I don't think so op probably got them after +Shut the fuck up.,Username checks out +But it's cold up there! And they have bears.,There's bears in east Texas too now. +OFFICIAL GAME THREAD: WARRIORS (16-3) VS PHOENIX SUNS (6-13) (12/3/16) LETS GOOOO,SHOOT THAT BALL DRE +"I agree, but isn't much of this smear coming from establishment Dems?","They just read the headline, not the article." +Extra ticket Falcons Vs. CHIEFS I'm a chiefs fan first but root for the dirty birds too. I'd prefer offering to a chiefs fan. I received tix for free so I would only expect a beer or two in trade. Also comes with a clubhouse tour. Female chiefs fans to the front of the line. PM ME if interested.,"Im interested but Im a falcons fan, not a female but I will buy as many brews as you can handle!" +Sent!,Thanks so much! +The earth king has invited you to lake Laogai.,Things are getting weird. +It's a hell of a lot better than fight 3 to 6 trainers and then one slightly stronger trainer eight times.,Is fight 2-3 wild pokemon then one slightly stronger pokemon really better? +"Sorry I posted a few picture yesterday that fell outside of the approved content guidelines. I apologize if anyone was put off by it, I'll make sure it doesn't happen again and continue to post content that is in line with our guidelines.",I saw boobs with that dick it has ruined my life forever. +the camera men for the show cops would lose their jobs.,Lol +If this doesn't work I'm taking the $150 that it would cost to repair and having his balls chopped off... bad dog...,In that case I really hope this works! +Happy birthday to me!,Do you like Batman? +God I hate Haim Saban.,thats anti-semitic +Hes just sensitive. In touch with his feminine side ya know?,And you're just a dick. +Wouldn't that just be a glacier?,More like a slushy +Nice.,thanks for ruining my day +The made up title - hits new low(?) - is a clickbait in itself..,"I mean its satirical, if you just learnt about this today, then just avoid global-defensive next time you see it." +What is your go to hangover food?,But a hang over implies you stopped drinking. +Please explain it. I'm genuinely confused.,Looks like: New Mercy (character from Overwatch) Compilation with the song Cinema by Skrillex (a dubstep artist). +A tier 7 heavy dump. It's the first time in 3000+ games I've seen a match like this.,10k games and I see that more often then you think. +That rocks were not considered animals -_-,But pet rocks! +"In my school, #blackHairMatters apparently","Black people are certainly not animals in a petting zoo, but that doesn't mean we won't coddle their sensitive little feelings because they are weak and helpless." +Bjergsen Sick Lux Play,Is this Fnatic's new midlaner? +These people need to realise fighting climate change is not about protecting the planet. The planet will be fine long after we're gone. Climate change is about saving the entire human race. We're the ones that will be fucked not the planet. How precious will our economy be to these people when there's nobody left.,"I always thought it was about Polar Bears, I mostly think the weather is too cold for my liking." +Draymond Green kicks Marquees Chris's hand,"He's just falling backwards and trying to balance himself, duh." +"I can appreciate a re-release based on price, but there are many other ships they can invest there time into rather than a re-release. They have by no means run out of options.","Lego does not re-release because of price if that was the case we would have another UCS falcon, DS2, Star Destroyer etc." +"If you could chase in a joust instead of go head on, he'd be the ultimate choice.",Kohli'd plant that sucker so deep in Smith's arsehole he wouldn't be able to shit on the couch straight ever again. +The less than Sunny Disposition of Sunny D,Oh look another genius +"around 50 summons, 6 lids and no lasswell",You can summon a fleet of 1337s +These kinds of people should not get airtime. Her and her cronies peddle the same manufactured outrage over everything and hide behind false patriotism. Just let them burn themselves into oblivion. Noah clearly wants to have a conversation but she only knows how to regurgitate the same talking points and brow-raising. It is like arguing with a dining room table.,"But a dining room table has a purpose, don't put them down!" +"Looking for a Minecraft Mod that transformed a single chuncks into various chuncks, making the game more optimized Think like this: There is a huge pilar. That pilar is a minecraft chunck. Since you are rendering the whole pilar, minecraft could have a boost if you didn't render the parts of the pilar you didn't saw. That's what that mod did: transformed the chuncks into blocks, thus making the game more optimized. There is a chance the mod might still be in development, last time I saw it was (years ago).... And it isn't Optifine",Fast craft maybe? +"Can anyone give me some insight into lenses that work well for night photography? I really am loving shooting at night and working around the limitations of my kit lens, but I really want something better. I have a Nikon D3300 for reference sake.",Nikon 35mm f/1.8 DX would be a solid choice (~50mm equiv.) +How can a SJW know what to make of this without assuming the gender(s) of the person on the right and risking misgendering him or her or hir or xyr or whatever? Who gets too much credit? Women? Men? Whatever the other ones are called? Non-binary? Hexadecimal?,Why do you have to be so discriminatory against 'octal'. +What does Sunday mean to you?,"Work on my car, eat and finish off the day with work I've ignored." +Why do some women wear fake long eyelashes? I never really got why women glue strands of plastic to their eyelids.,"Some of them are made of mink, actually." +Regarding the -2 rocket launcher ammo as seen in the Dawning trailer,Obviously this means heavy ammo is getting nerfed and now you're gonna have to pick up both boxes to actually use heavy +"Up in Canada, even in -40 you gtfo",Celcius or Farenheit? +Why do you dislike it?,He's sexist +"With Gronk down for the season, what are the Patriots' other TE options? I believe they have Matt Lengal but I've never seen him play before. Will the Patriots only be running 1 TE sets now with Bennett?",Probably Devlin for the blocking +"Screen Tearing I get such bad screen tearing in every game - is this the way of life for PC players? Overwatch, Insurgency, CSGO... it's so bad. I run these games at such high framerates but it feels so choppy it defeats the point. Only game I can even play without wanting to die is BF1. Feelsbadman","Up your monitor game, ''tis the only way." +I think Baldwin should create a character which is poor Trump. That is Trump without the cash. That might goad him to showing taxes.,Baldwin should create a character where Baldwin is funny... Seriously politics aside SNL is brutal now. +Had a dream that I went swimming in udon and decided to draw it. Any constructive criticism is more than welcome :),Great drawing of a solid surreal scene! +"cinnamon star cookies, vanilla crescents, linzeraugen and lebkuchen (gingerbread) are the best!",so just all of them? +kys,Same buddy +The Biggest Thorin Burn Yet,Not even 4mana 7/7 FeelsBalancedMan +"By charisma he means a Prf Brave Weapon, I mean, what kind of warrior doesn't want a piece of that?",~~I'm not sure if saying her charisma comes from her cool weapon is a point in her favour man~~ +Soon after or in the 87th,Did you really need to jinx it? +"The Morg has my new address, now I'm expecting a missionary visit. Any good ideas of how to handle it? I moved away from my home ward last year, but I haven't really been to church in a few years. I don't have my records removed yet (mostly for my parent's sake). A sister of a friend I grew up with in the church contacted me and asked me for my address. I assumed it was for another baby shower invitation or something, so I didn't ask questions or hesitate to give it to her. Come to find out... she's in the Relief Society Presidency and was going to make contact with the ward I should be in now to try to get them to come to house to encourage me to come back. Apparently, she asked my mom for it and told my mom about her intentions, and my mom pretended she didn't know my exact address (go Mom!)... but my Mom didn't think to tell me about this conversation. I'd love to hear some good advice of what I should do if the missionaries come. Don't answer? Pretend it's the wrong place? They have done something like this before a couple years ago (except it was my parents who transferred my records without me knowing) and they wouldn't stop coming. I don't want to be nasty to the Missionaries but I don't want any visits, and I'm not sure I'm ready to remove my records yet. If I simply tell them i'm not interested, do you think they'll actually stop coming?","Crack the door open, stick out your hand and say, What is wanted?" +I don't get it...,It's from the movie Finding Dory. +The population is literally close to 50/50 M/F,But Chads are hoarding all the females +Well I'm also female,"As another female with a high pain tolerance and some martial arts experience, is there any comparable experience?" +South Korea: Worlds first giant manned robot takes its first steps (appears to be running Ubuntu),Its first words were -A...ama... amazon. +"Pelosi leaked this in a pretty calculated way. She knows how bad it sounds for Trump to do this, but she didn't openly criticize him for it, intead publicly giving him the benefit of the doubt. She gets to leak this tasty morsel without abandoning her we will work with trump stance.",Yes if anything can save the Democratic Party it's a calculating woman. +I perfected SKYRIM!! Finally!!,Achievements aren't the whole game... +Snowden: Petraeus disclosed more 'highly classified' information than I did,Maybe Trump will name Snowden as SOS. +"If they do have SMGs, I'd like to see them introduce some lore to explain why they're prevalent again.","Personal defense weapons are the successor to the SMG, compact automatic weapons designed for vehicle crews to use in an emergency which can use pistol or rifle caliber bullets (or in SC's case lasers)" +This is what happens when you run high current through a PlayStation motherboard,Looks just as when sony ships them.... +Literally... a rape culture.,Islamaphobe! +"I'm glad. I felt so stupid after I had done it. Like how did I even shoot you? We should definitely play some time though, you're pretty cool person! Username is the same as on here. Thanks again, most people would probably just rage lol.",This is the part where it happens again right? +The Doctrine of Free Trade was conceived for trade between Nations with equal levels of social and political development.,It's free trade because we're free to exploit defacto slaves but offload the social and moral responsibility to other countries. +Pagliano defies subpoena to avoid testifying on Clinton emails.,Laws are for peasants +I just got a wyoming flag patch,"Awesome, now just squeeze the state seal inside the buffalo so I don't get confused on which state it is." +"It's just taken from a slightly different angle, everything is taller in the second image, even the girl.","Big girl took the first picture, and the little girl took the 2nd, thus the two different angles." +"I mean, linguistically, there's nothing really wrong with not using whom either. So none of it matters as long as people understand what you mean.",Yeah but how else am I supposed to distinguish myself from commoners? +"When Mercedes-Benz starts selling self-driving cars, they will prioritize driver safety over pedestrians, a company manager has confirmed.",Good thing Mercedes are affordable so they won't be any class bias +It's Lost if questions were answered.,Lost without the magic island stuff +"Have fun and get yourself an Ivara, she's possibly the most versatile frame in the game and a beast for Spy missions. I've actually had a whole bunch of excess Ivara BPs drop just from rushing spy fissure missions in public games. Might be worth having a go to make the grind a little less tedious.","Now that I have Loki, I may run more spy missions then" +"No, it's the same person and the pot hole shrunk. Self healing road. That's some advance technology.",but she looks at least 1 year older that's a little slow for the healing roads to be effective don't you think? +"It was so devastating that people uploaded it to pornhub under domination porn, I think, and pornhub had to tell people to stop because that category 'got full'",TIL +"If Harry was a horcrux, how did Voldemort die without Harry dying? Sorry probably a dumb question to you guys, but just finished the series and if Voldemort could only be destroyed if all 7 holcruxes were destroyed, and Harry was one of them, then how did Voldemort die if Harry didnt?",Harry did die. +Vanek just said he would have stayed if we didn't go to Brooklyn again and it turned some people off fuck him also Isles reached out to him after his buyout but Detroit made a better and Fransie already there was icing on the cake,Yeah good thing DET is killing it this year +R I P rng,it's 50/50 either u get it or u don't +"Take your upvote, but I ain't reading all that shirt sorry.","yeah i couldn't read all of it tbh, but its basically him saying that trumps a criminal, trumps a nazi, Russia is now occupying america, all sorts of tosh" +"The PC it self was a little under $5500. Please note that this is $AUD. And I included all shipping and little bits like cable extension, RGB lights, Tube cutting and bending tools. Etc. The orginal build with the AIO cooler was about $3800 the rest was on water gear and cosmetic works.",For that amount of money you could have purchased two 1080's and a 6900k... Better go for aesthetics and unnecessary watercooling right? +Um... 1996 was like four years ago. What are you talking about?,i wish. +"Doubt that deformed one is even usable, you got robbed!",How do you even get holes in quarters? +This Husky-Corgi is the best of both worlds,A Husgi? +"Meh, Daniel Muscato. Have you shaved that beard yet?","He's obviously experiencing gatekeeping by the Gillette Corporation, you transphobe!" +::Shall we run off together in search of the Dragon Balls and a movie that isn't totally whitewashed and racist?::,"*Dragon Balls* It's non-binary gender neutral Dragon Ladysack, you transphobic shit~~lord~~lady" +So is the old man outfit just to further confuse his muscles?,Brilliant. +The letter C is useless. It can be replaced by K and S for nearly all words. The letter C is only good for the CH sound. The only time C matters is when it's used as CH. So why not just have the letter C be used instead of CH and then use K or S when needed.,Wouldn't k be the useless one? +"Justin Trudeau is, like many Lefties, a bitch","To be fair to him, he's probably still getting over his father's death in Cuba" +HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,Top Kek +Which country's era of nationalism do you most admire?,The USA's from 1776 to 1820. +"Game of Duel Monsters Update Final - Gadget, Raid Raptor, and Black Wing",You're probably better off using your other platforms as the link over an imgur album +ok,Rip this is the farthest I've ever gotten +My brother in law called the police to turn himself in when he got that ransomware virus that says something about illegal activity detected. Luckily they just laughed at him and told him it's a virus.,"He should have called FBI and paid them using gift cards," +I wish there was an app that told me where to find the nearest taco truck.,There are tons of apps that track food truck locations. +"shout out to Franzia for sponsoring my first blackout. God bless, I couldn't take a sip of wine for 2 years.",No good news comes out of a box of Franzia +This is why Trump won.,It seemed like a fool proof plan +I TRIED TO DRAW CIRCUS BABY WITH MY EYES CLOSED AND NOW IM CRYING,Soocres Bebay +Granted there are no signs a radical change *isn't* around the corner either. Given the nature of how these developments work.,Psh someone doesn't subscribe to r/futurology... +"When we started dating my girlfriend claimed she wasnt creative enough for minecraft, 1 year later and she's built this town",That's better than some greenlit games on steam. +How to properly get high ranking,Hahaha and here I thought that stone-cold killer had no emotion! +I don't. I may need it explained 7 to 9 times.,Some times 6 to 10 times is the right number... +A 30-something upper-midddle-class white male Libertarian's highly original take on life in 2016,Playing poker all-in on every hand is suicidal. +What did actually live up to its hype?,The last of us +You've engineered a new computer virus. It's annoying but causes no real harm. What does your virus do?,"Everytime you click the mouse on the computer, it recognizes the click 1 cm south." +A typical INTJ PC? (And I thought that we ENFPs were messy hahaha),I'm obsessed with my minimalist desktops. +PPR pick TWO Brandon Marshall @ SF Tyreek Hill vs Oak Sammy Watkins vs Pit,"hill and marshall, im afraid of playing sammy watkins right now" +"Parthian Shot is a 2 burst kill and I've had success with it, give it a shot if you have the marks.",Unfortunately it 2 bursts only low-armor enemies and if every bullets landed were headshots. +"Game Thread: Flames vs. Ducks **Drinking Game:** - Gaudreau scores - 3 drinks - Tkachuk pisses someone off - 1 drink - D. Hamilton/Bennett stick infraction penalty - 2 drinks - Brodie/Gio make an stretch pass - 2 drinks - Backlund/Frolik force a turnover - 1 drink - Ferland hits - 2 drinks - Engelland looks like a pylon - 2 drinks - Wideman fucks up - 1 drink - Fight - 3 drinks **Bonus:** * PP goal - 3 drinks * Ice the puck on the PP - 3 drinks * Puck over the boards, delay of game penalty - 2 drinks * Dougie Hamilton trade rumours mentioned - 1 drink * Kesler/Bieksa look stupid - 2 drinks",10 pls or this game is a loss +"In music, ppp means pianississimo which is when the instrument or vocalist gets very, very soft. Its a indicator of volume.","Or, if vocals, whispering, perhaps?" +Did I fucking stutter?,"Since you weren't speaking, I'd saying probably fucking not dude." +Me on an M1A2 during gunnery 2016,Fuck yeah. +"ok, which algorithm are you using. what do you code in and what public packages/modules do you use in your code?","Mechanical Turk, clearly." +Because testing Weasel with simple cards that interact with Deathrattles would be too much :\^),Blizz didn't expect Weasel to see any play and thus didn't test it +"Blanc Noir is hot, but I hate the fact that she hardly ever closes her mouth when she's getting it... It makes her look retarded, frankly.","You shut you're god damned mouth, she's an angel!" +Panetta says he's concerned Trump not receiving daily intelligence briefings,"I'm looking forward to the next big terrorist attack, and the shocking news that a warning was in a missed briefing (again)." +"Trump 'very interested in a man going to the moon,' says historian","As long as it's him, with enough fuel for a one way trip." +maybe make each weapon a line of cards that magically fly forward and back? Her 1 could then just be packs of cards rather than a line of them (just trying to brainstorm here. The basic is the only thing bothering me as well),"I was torn between playing cards and the saw too, ended up with saw because it fits Izanami more." +"TIL there have been no beehive losses in Cuba. Unable to import pesticides due to the embargo, the island now exports valuable organic honey.",But I wonder what is causing the bees to die here +"Brewer, KJ or Ennis, and a 2nd round pick. Who says no?",The 6ers +"Blitzcrank, Amumu, Thresh",You like grabbing things with long objects. +manual turbo?,It's an alternator +Now think about your dad. What's your dad like? Doodoo doodoo!,I wanna meet that dad! +What is your favorite added game mechanic? Just interested to see! Improved penalty taking is mine for sure!,The improved dribbling +What type of Fifa 17 content do you want to see? I'm thinking of new series ideas when the game comes out and I'm curious what type of stuff people are watching. Do you watch videos to improve your game or just something interesting or something funny? What do you watch and why? Feedback would be greatly appreciated.,Lots of screaming +09ers are going to crash Wikipedia,"Yeah because gems were so successful in SFxT, a game that totally overshadowed mahvel" +why are you guys spelling catholicism so unusually?,"He started it, I'm not even remotely an English speaker do I followed, I knew something is wrong:-P" +You must be playing like shit if you can't get out of gold. If you got masters everything but low diamond should be a fucking cake walk.,What about high diamond +So....all signs point to old raids with upgraded light levels in the spring...????? ;),"Yeah, so the 400s can run them a few times, get the gear they want and then stop playing; sounds like something worthwhile the live team can spend time on" +"People also fangirl over *fascist* flags around here, so what's your point?",Aren't they like the same thing? +"No Exit Orion, never expected there to be a yandere love live song lol","Pretty sure Cutie Panther is a yandere song, unless Eli, Nico, and Maki's ominous singing towards the end was all in my head." +"Current WIP: A massive, terrain-conforming wooden coaster with three lift hills",So it takes a whole day to ride that *eek* +Due to the Alt-Right threat. The Motherland must be defended! Sign up today!,Sign me up comrade +RIP Evil Geniuses,"It's fine though, because they are friends!" +China is not as good as we are at preserving natural areas... But they're getting better.,"Ha ha, wat" +In che senso?,Vaniglia o Fiordilatte? +There is only one super power,Controlled by Russia. +Don't forget the heat seeking rounds,He actually was like the mask and had all the store employees doing a dance when the cops arrived. +this comment is underrated,By an overrated redittor +The way the image on these boxes line-up.,It's almost like they did it on purpose +Which YouTube channel is a shell of its former self?,"Polaris after dodger,TB and jessie cox all left." +"Nah, he probably means he'll visit ye buccaneer's harbor. I'll probably do the same, fuck 'em.","Yeah, fuck them, they don't deserve money for their work because they didn't meet my schedule." +"Free Fortitude Wire Fleece Hey guys, I was in a free game last night and some guy dropped a bunch of zon gear, which was great, since I'm in the process of making a javazon. I was the only one in the game for a while so I grabbed the Amazon stuff. Today I realized that I wouldn't use Fortitude on my Amazon, and I don't really have an interest in making a melee character. So, I'm giving it away to the person who gets closest to my number between 1-100 by midnight EST **AND** who has a melee/physical char who needs it. This is a non-eth fort, please do not guess if you are just going to put it on a merc. The fortitude was courtesy of *diablo3sux or *diablo3sucks, I believe. Also, if anyone has any of the following starter stuff for a Javazon I would appreciate it -Titans -Razortail -Starter +skill/ias gloves -Valk Wing/Other hat",67 +It's hard to deny the connection at this point.,"So it turns out that the Alolan Islands have been infiltrated, and are possibly controlled by, a shadowy group of extradimensional beings?" +"Yes, I switched back to NVDIA",Exactly what I did when I replaced my graphics card awhile ago. +The fucking area of the surface represented by the equation mapped to a 3d space.,So easy to wrap my head around! +There are a couple of Doctors in South Africa too. Jannie du Plessis is a Pediatrician.,but he clearly struggles to put a contact in his eye so I wouldn't trust him with more advanced equipment +"Yeah, except it's one monkey and it's extra dumb.",Are you calling Carson a monkey? +The guy who was raised by a single mother and grew up cripplingly in an urban center?,That definitely makes him qualified +Sjow gets fiesta'd by the most tenacious Reno priest you've seen.,time to get 10000k armor to counter this +I took a fine ass nap,one human naps :) noice +"Or, you know, hire an illegal immigrant to achieve the same end result...",Do you want your kids speaking Mexican? +Donald Trump appoints Ben Carson to his cabinet despite comparing him to a child molester,Another white nationalist in Trump's cabinet... +Homeless camp goes up in flames,Good thing those homeless folks have liability insurance to cover the costs of burning other people's property. +"Ok. I'll try. If you can't beat em, join em, and fight them from the inside. First good decision trump has made.","I thought Mathis was a good pick, too." +Christmas Present Idea Mega Thread(?) (Please) (Validate Me) What are some PCMR-approved christmas presents (incoming and/or outgoing)?,price point? +the 'tree' is for all of us,So both of you? +The first instance of the Relay was full so you got put in the second one,Sounds like it needs a major tweak! +I'm trying to find some more synergies with Hunter cards. Anyone have any Hunter card synergies that others might have missed or overlooked?,Use Emperor Thaurrisian with two Call of the Wilds in your hand. +"a) did anyone not know Dean/AJ's history? b) Otunga delivered that line with his patented charisma c) it was at point when the men were well-between spots, just kinda meandering about setting up the next spot",Maybe they wanted a clean soundbite to use in every singles package going forward. +Ohhh now this makes sense!,Dream Theory confirmed! +"It's just a prank, bro.",Accountability for you actions is a social construct. +Come home to this wtf was they thinking,Am I the only one bothered by the use of was instead of were? +"Yeah, but you guys have to put up with more shit.",You must have worked IT before. +Thanks for the assistance...,Pretty sure he left the oven on.... or he was trying to get back to those amazing black Friday deals! +Soooooo what is the American edition supposed to be?,Probably a Toyota Camry. +Post your 3 most mastered champions and let others describe you. Thought it was fun last time it occurred.,"Morgana, Janna, Soraka" +"cupOnoodles, Coleman, what's next... Oh yeah Maserati. Of course.",For a game that was in production over a decade I'm honestly surprised it's not an advertisement simulator. +Auburn's Sugar Bowl berth triggers 200K Bonus for Gus Malzahn.,Now give that 200K to Stidham so he can come play for us. +Is he guilty? He's a good target of a scam/false accusation...,"I mean clearly if anyone deserves the benefit of the doubt, it's fucking matt barnes..." +Also the environmental message might not be all that appealing to kids,Yeah because there's never been a successful kids movie or book about environmentalism +Damn. Well I guess I'll show myself out then. This has really been an emotional rollercoaster...,Was it really a rollercoaster if the whole blob was going up and down with you? +"It doesnt have to necessarily be this way. If we could embrace density, cities could actually be a sustainable form of human settlement. To me the American ideal of living in the country side or some pseudo-suburban of the countryside at current population levels as a way of embracing nature and the environment is almost comical in its contradiction. I'm imagining the self-righteous and applauded photos of people showing off their rural settlement. If we all lived in such a way, there would be no countryside--as the article alludes to. Cities, if dense enough, are ironically more sustainable in that economies of scale are reduced, land outside of the city can be preserved for parks and--more importantly--agriculture.",You are dictating people's living preference for them. +"Bands like Metallica post-80's When ever I search for Bands like Metallica I get stuff that all sounds like Kill 'em All. That's not the Metallica I know and love. My favorite Metallica is ...And Justice For All through Load. Heavy hitting, with deep vocals coming from deep down inside Jame's. How can I find more like this? I don't want thrash metal with high-pitched vocals.",Well since Metallica became MASSIVE sell outs after AJFA here a some 'bands' you might like: Backstreet Boys NSYNC One Direction 5 seconds of summer +"True, that's a good point. But in my opinion, this is a PRO line. Professionals with lots of regular USB accessories probably don't want to carry around adopters. It feels unnecessary to me. But then again, they're an extremely profitable company. They must be doing something right.",In the words of John Siracusa success hides many problems +"it was happening during the summer in other camps, people were running generators to power air conditioners dangerously close to tents and shantys and gigantic trash piles",Even the homeless have a right to AC. +Didn't old Kassadin exist at that time?,S2 +We found the world's most articulate doctor,"I love when doctors realize I understand what they're saying, and speak to me in their normal jargon." +Embassy of Azerbaijan to co-host event at Trump's D.C. hotel,Well thank goodness we didn't elect Hillary Clinton and her highly regarded charity that helps people with HIV! +"ERB Schedule So is the battle schedule now every other week, or will we get a new battle today?",With that schedule I think we'll get the new battle by 2018 +"Wow, only one MVP season at 23 years old.",What a scrub smh should had never skipped college. +Oh deer...,"We need a Fucking Retard flair, just for this guy." +I can millions of ignorant trump supporters getting their guns and going out on the streets to cause havoc while us sane people go to our local police and stand with them to stop the madness. Part of me wants them to shoot just so we loose them from our society. The other half wants it to end peacefully with their guns being taken from them just so they can bitch about those liberals took my gun. Sorry I have been staring at the Abyss ready to jump since the election I need something to hold onto.,"Yeah, an insurrection is totally what we need right now" +"A #CareerCriminal who is so dastardly effective that she has managed to get away with murdering what---20 people? What's the count in fringe right-wing land these days? And if that's true, doesn't that speak to a certain level of competence?","Yes, everyone who thinks she's selling votes, covering up corruption and laundering money through the Clinton Foundation thinks she's also an assassin/mob boss who regularly has people executed." +You should have left without paying.,So the doctor should work for free because he can't afford insurance? +You would be shocked to know how many people are mugged for McDonald's money everyday,At least 3 according to my numbers +What nonsense? Seriously? They mean a very famous personality coming out augurs well for the community. Nowhere are they speaking about their chances. LGBT people are marginalised in so many places that this will really be a shot in the arm for them,I think he was joking :P +Yea its horrible right now. Hopefully when h1z1 releases this new patch it gets better.,Ha you forgot the +Post March? That's like one month before playoffs... There's no way that's financially sustainable.,Also march madness usually ends around April +These sites are little more than blogs. I place about the same worth on these websites as I do CNN and FOX.,Oh whoops I dropped this +"Did they actually attend the vote? (I can't actually find this information, although I only looked briefly.) Sanders publicly talked in favour of the bill before, IIRC, so it would seem surprising if he outright abstained. They might just have been absent to do campaign events for Clinton.",They were both in the campaign trail. +Silly Season in full swing as all eyes still on Dale Earnhardt Jr.,Gordon to F1 confirmed +I disagree. Winning 1 ring or 2 rings as an O coord doesn't really make that much of a difference legacy wise and salary wise Im pretty sure that there aren't a lot of O coords getting paid more than HCs.,Ehh I think that if he has a chance to have 3 out of 4 you go for it +"I think or most of posts here will be tied, hah. rMBP 2015 13 base model I got for developing stuff.","What a surprise, that's what I have!" +"Using your example, here's what Preston videos are like for me: 1. We see Tim drinking, and looking wasted. Bob also said Tim has a drinking problem, and it's not clear whether he was kidding. 2. So what then if Tim has a drinking problem? If he can't control his drinking, then he's probably driven while intoxicated... and very well may again. 3. If Tim drives while intoxicated, he's likely to lose his license, and possibly go to jail. 4. How will jail change Tim? My theory is that Tim's going to become a hardened criminal from his time there. He'll get caught up in the criminal scheme that will also affect Stan, Jessica, and Melinda three states over. 5. But hey, I'm probably wrong about half of this.",Literally every PJ video ever. +In My Big Fat Greek Wedding the father of the bride used windex for everything. What's your Windex?,White vinegar +"I haven't fully understood it, maybe a drawing could help for dummies like me?","I will try to concoct something, but am definitely not an artist!" +"Awesome. We have three NFL legends still playing: Brady, Vinatieri, and Fitz",yep only 3 +How do you prove a negative? Prove to me cutting off someones head is bad! It's just... not needed.,Then why does it need to be banned? +If it actually happens... good. Obama can go to hell with his executive orders.,"Yeah, fuck people's rights, am I right?" +"Since this is Adrian Peterson he'll probably come back and rush for 3,000 yards next year.",That's the PTSD talking +Post your 3 most mastered champions and let others describe you. Thought it was fun last time it occurred.,"Hecarim, Gangplank and Ryze" +I'm insanely uncomfortable,Scaroused? +They say it to each other?,To those of us who dare challenge the way they think. +I can get you in touch with Survivor faves,Seems legit +I mean...honestly yeah that's one area where i'd love to see more tech. Just have an email account for receipts that I could have my tax software run through for me every year?,"Well, as long as you exclusively shop at the apple store, you can have that today." +Gross. You win and I'm not even reading any of the others,Yes you are. +Inside look at Trump hiring process,At least this proves he's not racist +The Yankee's only have 454 years left until they have no numbers left 20 retired numbers in 115 years. 1 every 5ish years. 79 numbers left I'm drunk and don;t want bruce to leave,I was told there would be no math. +Presenting my 2004 Resume! they'll hire me for sure They didn't.,Showed this to wife - is this for a personal shopper? +"I once worked with a lady who pronounced it egg-cedra. She was nice though, so it didn't bother me.","a lot of people I know do, i wonder if its an accent" +Why didn't that neo-liberal sellout Barack Obama endorse our pure god Bernie?,I had a couple of people on Facebook argue about how it was Barack's fault Bernie didn't win the nomination and that it was selfish for Barack to not endorse Bernie. +"Remove the home button, then, sell a dongle that adds a home button.",I was reading this laughing when it hit me that I can't put this past Apple. +My favorite thing about winter is when its over. Winter is the worst.,"Yes, sweating constantly is much better." +"Anybody else finds it interesting, that ___ out of 8 people left, 5 are from the Ikabula tribe, the one tribe, that had to start over from skretch. Any theories why that is? I think that is just a coincidence, but an interesting one.","Well, they sure are keeping Hannah safe in every way possible." +"So what kind of jobs do ya'll have? So as a new subscriber I've noticed we all are pretty proud of of vehicles, regardless of age or type. Some of us are pretty proud of our 150k mile outbacks and imprezas while others drive Hyper Blue STis and BRZs. So what all do you guys do for work? I am student at the moment and just purchased my first WRX but I'm curious what others do here and in their free time to warrant these AWD beasts.","2017 Forester 2.5i Premium, Software Engineer" +How I feel installing my graphics card drivers today,"i'm glad i switched to AyyMD, screw you novideo peasants and your timebombs you call graphics cards." +"Any good MMOs left or am I missing something? Title. I love MMOs but it seems to be a dying breed. I've played The Old Republic back when it released, and maybe I should go back and play through it alone. Games I can't really consider: 1. EVE Online: Not super open to newcomers, paid subscription 2. WoW: Most players I've met say don't waste your time getting addicted, plus it's still subscription only (I'd have no in ghame gold to buy credit with) 3. Final Fantasy Something: My friends are all playing right now but I won't pay $15 a month for it. Dealbreaker. 4. Elder Scrolls Online was a cool concept and I was excited, but I bought it about a year after release when the gold version or whatever came out. It just wasn't a fun game for me. So here I am with an MMO gaming mouse and no MMOs to play. I'm really hoping Destiny 2 releases on PC so we can have a good MMORPG finally. Any recommendations are welcome!",ROBLOX +"I, for one, am jealous of the unbiased free press available to the Chinese people.",You dropped your +Post your 3 most mastered champions and let others describe you. #2,poppy shyvana twitch +Singaporean Millennials Talk About Their Biggest Fears in Life,"I'm surprised nobody has mentioned what 'Rachel' had to say, wow I feel so embarrassed for her." +"I should have posted this before hand before you think you're getting anywhere with your opinion... -Signal -Incoming argument of regurgitated assumptions of post. -Don't read other comments before assuming who you are dealing with. This will be unwise and in my favor. -Initiating ignorance now for an assumed repeated collection of snarky comments from news sources you are programmed to repeat without questioning it's authority or validity, this is you assuming their actually news worthy enough to regurgitate. -Hopefully user is getting paid to talk about said post with response, he or she is likely not going to get paid with what he or she responds to next by using questions like, what the actual fuck, to bait and gage user as they attempt to determine their intellect which is normally hidden from contextual view. -Insults are welcome if they are at least some what original, but repeating yourself will get you lost with where my fingers go or where they have been. -Use Caution and good luck! ---- But I'll keep responding since you said fuck. I enjoy that you actually scale the years behind. Let's stretch that to 15 years. 9/11 is a great way to collectively speak of or maybe even going back as far as Clinton era to recognize the housing crisis started with their deregulation of banks... But wait. Yes people do shit on Obama... but it wasn't this collectively. There was one news network and several papers that criticize his policies. As we should do for ANY president. That's our duty as citizens. But since you don't want to talk critically and be passively dull and not entertaining of such ridicule, I guess for a moment I'll jump on Trump bashing for a slight pause to answer someone saying, bullshit. And ignorance it is... I'm really surprised you think this way of my post without responding to anything else. But I guess when you're programmed to hate someone more than another you've accomplished someone's social engineering for them. You actually think these are your thoughts? This shit you say when you are just repeating the news who doesn't report the rest of the world anymore? This is kind of rhetorical but you may repeat your response again and then say how everything anyone types bothers you. If Trump bashing is a form of therapy, when will their be healing or should we all give up and collapse the nation into a depression on purpose?",Great point. +"Casablanca. Didn't get the appeal, wouldn't watch again. I found it very blah, and I usually love movies most people would classify as boring.","I am shocked, SHOCKED to find such a wrong opinion on reddit!" +Just ignore the bulge,Yeah and look at how thin this woman's neck is +I need more house like X-Ray in my life,Wasn't that future bass? +Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner. Whoever was the one that killed the old lady in that car accident.,Yeah but to be fair he was told he needed to take a female soul to complete the transformation. +"I was calm and not grossed out. Everyone poops as we all know, but i let him know it's a big turn off and i couldnt finish because of it. I'll check up on him in a bit, im away from the area for two weeks","Yeah, that's probably one of the best ways to handle it." +"I bound pitch up to spacebar and pitch down to control, that way I only use the mouse to control roll and slight adjustments to pitch",Oh wow i controll the entire plane with the mouse right now and that sucks lol +In western countries who is poor ? still they says its an problem or wrong to marry in your teenage. but when teen have .s.e.x. or m.ingle with each other without marriage on that time do they become more responsible or mature ?,I think that this is actually Skynet just beginning to become self aware. +Nats taken aback by Harpers contract request,What if the Nats trade Harper to Chicago for Chris Sale? +Amazon basics keyboard master race,I use a no brand thing from Kmart Aus. +a warrant doesn't go away :P,Didn't think I needed the +The rich ones don't have to face any consequences no matter how poorly things are going.,"Don't say that man, what are you, a communist?" +All speculation. **China will have to further assert the One China policy** China won't initiate a trade war with the US to retaliate (plus it would be tangential to the issue). So this could manifest from a little bit of naval muscle flexing to an outright invasion to various economic pressures to bring the government to heel. Taiwan cannot count on Trump's interests in their country to protect them. China can outbid them. Backing out of TPP means the region will pivot to RCEP and a China-centric economic focus. My optimistic take is that Taiwan will be lucky to be a satrapy on the order of Hong Kong. Pessimistic take is forcefully occupied and rolled into mainland China culture.,"On the bright side, millions of highly educated workers will be hopping on boats to California!" +"What is your go-to interesting factabout you, when introducing yourself in front of a group of peers?",I just have to tell them that I'm a vegan +"...I hope you're being sarcastic. There is nothing indicating anything of the sort. He's a child murderer, not a child TOUCHER.",Well he has to touch them in order to put the knife in them so they don't squirm/run away before he actually puts the knife in +Blue Lives Matter as long as the officer is a White.,White Lives Matter. +Supersonic Skystrike on a Toucannon,"seriously this absolutely kills me every time I use it, the complete idleness of his face and pose as he just plummets into the opposing Pokemon is hilarious" +"Monson won't be speaking at Christmas devotional For those of you not stuck watching the first presidency Christmas devotional, I thought you might be interested to know that Monson won't be speaking this year. He's sitting in the meeting, but apparently isn't feeling well enough to speak.",Noooooooooooooooo! +"American or not, what is the most American band?",All-American Rejects; it's practically in the name. +Double knock out to increase taming effectiveness?,"Best thing that could happen is nothing, worst thing that could happen is you kill it while trying to knock it out again." +Google maps is actually an open API. You don't need to pay to use it.,"That's what I thought as well that it's free to use, although having to use an Internet connection over a GPS receiver would seem to explain it?" +"I expect Zoodiacs to not be emergency banned. Meaning, Regionals will be fun :D. Random Dinomist-Synchro deck and my friends Skull Servants facing a gauntlet of Zoodiacs and that one kid with Blackwings.",I think you dropped your +"Honestly, i would take this PoH over Wod one anytime. I mean, at least it avoids ppl at 100% hp instead of unloading into person and his group without checking their health. And we are prob gonna use it only during heavy raid wide aoe. I'm just happy we are gonna get another good tool in our kit instead of chain spamming FH.","Yes I agree, it's just that now it feels underwhelming when if you cast it on a ranged and they're not clustered you barely see 2 people get the healz (and it costs a ton of mana)" +Browns Government was a complete fucking shambles.,It was definitely an easy time to be in control of a country alright. +Anyone remember the hospital in GTA4 that actually had patients laying on beds and I'm sure many of you went into that room and shot them. Lol,"There was a fun mission where you dressed up as a doctor, visited a dying target in hospital with like 20 cops, and turned off his life support lol" +"BIFL sock is an oxymoron, no such thing","100% true but there is no subreddit that i am aware of that is slightly better than all brands, even though it wont last for life." +That's just not true. Recent legislation makes it a 10 year maximum sentence for pirating movies on the internet. We need that prison space for the big crimes.,"Pirating movies: 10 years Assault and battery: 2 years Yep, perfectly fair." +r/MasturbateToChineseGirlGettingMutilated,I'm offensive and I find this Chinese +"Found a UNID 6L Thicket Bow, not sure what to do with this","I think it's going to be difficult to get it off of essence softcore if it didn't already get put into standard, sorry to say." +Blizzard wont teleport our Rex?,This is the reason why tickets take so long? +Trump's Tax Plan Would Hit Single Parents the Hardest,Good they should be punished +"Aah, such a hidden gem. It's nice to hear StuBru going back to their roots and playing some more obscure songs nowadays.",you forgot +You control the language--you control the thoughts.,SNAAAAAAAAAAKE +Merkel calls for burqa ban as her party toughens asylum stance,"It might be too little, too late." +":) And you're not even using a throw away. Grab a coat, Patriot. This is your first day as an American.","That's our secret, they're all throwaways!" +"My driver carry is about 250 yards. I suspect a ball DJ could only carry 250, I'd be lucky to get 200 out of. Most of the courses I play are around 6700-6800 yards. So generally I can get to all but the longest par 4s with a 7 iron or less. With this restricted ball I would probably struggle to reach anything over 350. Maybe it makes sense for pros, but the overwhelming majority of amateur golfers are not hitting 300 yard drives. Even if it seems like they are here on r/golf.","If the courses could adapt to the shorter distances, would it affect your enjoyment of the game?" +"Sure if we are taking the opinions of the public, but if we just had the faculty of MIT working for a day, they would be able to come to a conclusive consensus that was beyond approach. It's not the most complicated maths out there.",Yes but the faculty of MIT are a bunch of liberals +Better version 2,Colorizebot +I killed 2500 terrorists and 200 penetration kills but never got the trophies for it.,"On your stats, it counts the kills you got from Situations, but that doesn't go towards your trophy so you have to just keep killing until you get the trophy." +"Does anyone use anti-tank granades? I didn't see no gameplay moments when someone takes down vehicle with this granades, are they useless? Or even videos. Thoughts, comments?","Oh yeah, I love Sumari for this reason, I exclusively hunt out American Humvees, lots of fun ^^" +"This election presents a very simple choice for voters: vote for change or vote for the status quo in the form of a dishonest, corrupt, lifelong politician who is completely ignorant of the private sector, never created a job in her life, left the State department with the middle east on fire, refers to tens of millions of Americans as deplorable, declared that all Americans, not just the police, are racist, stored highly classified information on an unsecured, secret server and was found by the FBI to have lied repeatedly about her dangerous behavior. The choice is really quite simple.",Still wouldn't vote Trump... +I can't imagine why your co workers found you difficult. I'll bet it happened at school too.,And I can't imagine why you're still unmarried +Can't help thinking dirty thoughts at the Temple with all those porn shoulders.,Or the other hot guys ;) +Il suffragio universale,"Il fatto che sia una repubblica Il fatto che sia fondata sul lavoro E allora, la vogliamo riscrivere sta costituzione seriamente?" +We need sandworms im BF1.,It would be cool to see senai desert at night +"How is ISIS even close to being a global threat? I doubt people in china or south america cares much about ISIS. ISIS is our head ache, and not much more than that.",Because America is the World +John Tavares best fit?,"The leafs, but they wouldn't have to trade, just sign him as a FA \#TAVCOCK2018" +"Why was the Mazda rotary engine so loved despite the issues? I heard that the rotary engines had some serious issues like bad fuel efficiency and being indelibly despite that, it is loved by so many car guys. Why is that?",Masochism +Caption this photo,Inverted Donkey Guard study +I have not even crafted one single rocket in a year! That speed is ridiculous!,I have not even crafte one single rocket in ever. +"I thought 9 was endangered, because 7 8 9.","No no, 9 is extinct because 7 8 9" +30k UR is worth over $100 in cash ($300) straight up so this really is no question which is better.,"Thanks, FB it is then." +"Low income people eat like shit by choice. Ever hang out at the cash in a 'poor' neighborhood? 90%+ of the food is prepackaged and processed. Then go to an area with a high recent immigrant population. Their local grocery stores sell healthy food, at a much lower price. The price of food has a lot less to do with it than people think.",Easy there with that economic insight might just get smarter than everybody +Imaqtpie with the clutch accept,Tfw u Usain Bolt just in time to accept the queue and u get support +"The Playstation 4 has 1.84 TFLOPS, AMD next-generation RadeonTM based graphics engine and is stronger than most gaming PCs dude. You should really get updated!!",i hope you forgot this +Obviously you're not 15,How is that even close to being relevant? +"This won't last long. There will be a growing rash of suicides as people get drunk and say stupid shit online, realize they have permanently ruined their lives, and take the honorable way out. They'll let it go on for a while, until some higher-up's son or daughter takes the gas pipe. Then, it will all go away, and be forgotten.","Yeah, because suicides in China have led to changes for the working class" +"Speak for yourself, I eagerly await my Otter Fanfic.","Oh this is okay, but I try to talk about [removed] and y'all ban me." +timetable was 6-8 weeks. he came back after 7. doesn't really seem rushed,This is obviously why you don't get injured in the first place. +Early 2017,Thanks! +"Trump children setting policy, running Washington and lining their pockets",NO! +"No one is only bad or only good, also Fidel Castro has many faces.","Comparing Fidel Castro to the many-faced god, absolutely outrageous." +So a big 2 finger salute to xbox users.,It's almost like the PS4 is a way bigger market for JRPGs +It is the Mormon version of the sorting hat.,The magic of the priesthood rarely disappoints. +"What the hell are you talking about? They're measuring power consumption, not screen brightness.","Fair enough, since screen brightness has absolutely no effect on battery life" +*throws away sandwich* I was just sitting here eating an egg sandwich..,Mission Accomplished +I wonder why/how tires get mold?,That's why I always spray a little Lysol on my new tires +Try doing that with a family of four cord cutters and no time period where downloads don't count.,Just pay for cable TV and the problem is solved. +"Sometimes people are single parents because their spouse died or was abusive and they had to leave, or a plethora of other reasons that have nothing to do with being irresponsible.",Maybe they should have picked a spouse that could safely cross the street or not get cancer. +I have too. I'm a conservative who loves watching movies and listening to good music. But I'm starting to distance myself from artists who trash politicians I like. I wonder if they even care that they are potentially isolating millions of their fan base. Probably not.,"But all their friends in Hollywood agree, and they are sooo much smarter then other Americans" +Who could they possibly look at to help Zatkoff? They currently have about 1.2m in cap space.,Budaj is probably getting the call up. +It's really something.,You normies just wouldn't understand +Rat making an impossible jump,r/ewwww +You don't need to say it to downvote. Just click the arrow. TYL.,TIL +"Yeah, I know. What I'm saying is a LOT if not most MMOs require some sort of dedicated healer or support on higher end bosses. If you have a healer trying to also dual DPS, you can lose the kill because the healers priority should be keeping people alive/buffing etc. Things like this update are going to be a step in the right direction though IMO.",Dunt wurry guys we fixed it calorie bomb! +"It's time to realize that Alex is going to make the throws that the Chiefs offensive game plan calls for (generally speaking). Against the Raiders, the Chiefs clearly believed they could get receivers behind the d-backs and hit some slant routes, so that's what they did. Against other teams, it's been more screens and dump offs. They're trying to run the plays they think will gain the most yards against the team they're playing.",It's almost like Reid is coaching to win situationally... +NA shadowverse players in a nutshell,Fucking weebs. +Because somebody is bound to ask - My idea behind the synergy of Millhouse is that it would double the cost of enemy spells. Some might say it would not work because the text says Reduce the cost to 0.,"Well, you'd obviously increase the cost to 0 instead." +Reminder: This is what democrats think that adults should look like.,What's wrong with appealing to you're audience? +but **Muh Freedom of Speech...**,muh extendo clipazine baby killers! +"Fabio Maldonado withdraws from Immortal FC event this weekend, wants to fight Cro-Cop at RIZIN.",If he dies...he dies +"Sale to BOS for Moncada, Kopech, 2 other prospects","Damn, that was expensive for the Red Sox." +"Great read, thanks! Also I don't know why, but for some reason I found Paranormal Society of Delhi to be an amusing thought.","Not to be confused with the Paranormal Society of Deli, which investigates supernatural incidents of the smoked, cured meat variety." +So they'll fuck a corpse but won't engage the services of a prostitute? Why not just...get a prostitute? It doesn't seem like morality would be an issue,"Because they shouldn't have to pay to get sex, they should just be able to expect it to be given to them for being such nice people!" +Well we already have a WCS Korea event coming up in a few weeks.,"Right, but I'm thinking the prize pools, number of tourneys, and overall format could be very underwhelming if Bliz decides it's time to fold down the old tenterino." +You guys think Gibbs deserved the yellow? Seemed kinda harsh to me. Especially so early on.,"Sliding in from behind, its a yellow" +How DARE they threaten his sacred First Amendment right to buy lawmakers!,Writing a check is the same as Paine writing Common Sense. +Cheaters are going around with idle medics healing them from spawn,"Boy I sure am glad that Valve is doing everything they can to fix exploits, and VAC cheaters!" +Zionism is simply Jewish self determination. To demonize it is to demonize Jewish rights.,So you're saying Israel just needs a little Lebensraum? +"It's a known issue by nexon. I spoke to a gm via live chat yesterday, they said they are working to fix it. This was also addressed on Reddit yesterday too","Do you know if they intend to fix it only for characters that are made in the future, or will they give compensation to the ones that missed out on it?" +The same percentage may work better than the same raw number for individuals with significantly different incomes.,My wife and I did this for years I made more than her so I contributed a higher percentage and it worked out fair +Peterson just proposed zero corporate income tax in Canada.,"There's economic merit in a 0% CIT, but we'd need higher consumption taxes and better auditing to catch small and single-employee corporations that use corporate money on personal expenditures." +"yeah, i can see that.How long will he be pampered like that? First he was made grandbakchodi mod bypassing IIT level written test which even i failed and then of indianmongering(lel he and monger).Does he act like that deliberately to gain sympathy?",Why did you delete your old account yahoo? +he got awfully upset at the guy he cut off,I can't wait for self driving cars +How is IW doing for competitive?,On Par with black ops 3. +Toaru Ossan no VRMMO Katsudouki ch.22,That bow is so dumb +To be honest I got into Low priority with 12 commends and 3/4 reports over 25 games. Looks interesting,Please teach me your secrets and ways of 'commend pls'. +Guys car is repeatedly vandalized at work parking lot - he suspects he ex-girlfriends boyfriend is doing it - buys dash camera and captures this,Takes a real big man to fuck with a guy's car when he's not around. +I got the game years ago for $5 on PS3 and I wasn't even really impressed with it then. $60 is ludicrous.,But you get to play as Duke nukem! +Not that I'm aware of.,You don't believe that the gravitational pull of a star hundreds of millions of miles away on the day you were born would have a scripted effect on the personality you will develop over the decades? +"**I** just try to avoid it altogether mostly, but I was always under the impression that they were all the same since the sugar can't exceed total carbs. So if something is 15g or less of sugar per serving, it's just 15g carbs.","I know how it works, I was wondering if it's net carbs=carbs-fiber-sugar or just net carbs=carbs-fiber... It's the latter." +Any chance of a guest pass??,You still looking for a guest pass? +"Those shades and hat, I won't let that fucker escape",Face camp for all Ace's! +Don't sit beneath the jets...,10/10 recovery. +What does the Nightly crowd think I should put on my wish list?,Um... socks? +You're wrong dude. Give it up,You're wrong dude What a well thought out and intelligent comment +"I heard a good compromise over the weekend (because I've struggled with this). You know how mailboxes are purchased by individuals, but if you tamper with them, it's a federal crime. It's because of an agreement when you purchase the mailbox. We just need to, simply, add the same agreement for flag purchases. Your purchase would then become a lease (of sorts). You're leasing the idea of America in that purchase.",Time to go set my mailbox on fire to protest the USPS. +Which celebrity do you think is a lot smarter than they let on?,If it was 2004 I'd say Jessica Simpson but she's not really a celebrity anymore I don't think +Abandoned house in the middle of a wheat field,That is a place I'd love to metal detect for old coins such! +"Exactly. No one whose ever seen a Wizards game is like Yeah, that John Wall, HE'S the problem. We're not making the playoffs, but it's not because of the Wallstar. It's because of our bench.","I don't know man, I heard from Colin Cowherd that he'll never be a champion because he was dancing that one time, and he's probably a thug or something" +Making up stories is fun,"But he said he knows a cop, that's totally legit." +I guess that Seattle Police Officer Saves Man From Being Stabbed to Death just isn't catchy enough for some people.,Well the guy he shot wasn't threatening the officer! +Why did the DNC nominate someone who had been demonized for 30 years? She was a terrible candidate.,"She was the most electable, duh." +Do you prefer watching your team Bat or Bowl? Do you prefer watching your team Bat or Bowl?,I never get to see my team bat because im always out there +A reunion? They still tour.,"Well yeah, but they should do a reunion." +...are you serious? You don't know what white privilege is?,"Yeah, it was on MTV - so it's obviously a super serious, proven thing." +Conservatives should be fully on board with this because they have nothing to hide and always put country over party.... right?..... guys?,Cause Democrats never do anything like this ever... +anime_irl,The better line was from the anime was Looks like we both have something to gain. +Am I the only one with a general dislike for Trask?,You are not alone. +How come I don't have an update I have a 32 GB silver from Verizon.,Cuz you are with Verizon. +My mom put a Christmas tree up for the spider that built a web in her living room,Your mom is awesome. +Rapid climate change isn't caused by humans either.,You forgot the +We have no respect for most things. HEUHEUHEUHEUHEEHUE,HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE +"It's run by the White House Correspondents Association. But this is an aspect I hadn't thought about yet. The relationship between this administration and the media will be likely the worst in modern times by some margin, and Trump has a very thin skin and a willingness to retaliate against perceived slights. Wonder how this will change the dynamic of the event.",Ten bucks says he won't show up in the first place. +"In case anyone is wondering, this guy is a Muslim.","Yes, thats why we should forget all 99% terrorism acts done by muslim." +The 90's were a weird time.,"Yeah man, people were busy trying to forget the 80s, as a result, we have the 90s." +link to said interview?,"I second this, love king interviews." +It is technically a cock. For example the main water valve controlling water flow to/from a house might be called a stopcock.,Don't expect many non-native speakers to know that. +49 throws left!,"My friend said he paid real money to use an ingame AK (china fake CS), and it had limited uses." +"inb4 all the yes but muh blood money comments. I agree, I think they've done right by the series this time, both in terms of the product they're delivering and the manner it's being delivered in. There are still a few omissions I would love to see come back (that someone else will no doubt mention for me), but overall I think they've done a really good job and deserve praise. I'm looking forward to seeing what season 2 comes up with!",BUT MAH FUKIN BREEFCAIS. +Bio parent brought this into a visit with their child today. Drama ensued....,Maybe they forgot they were carrying it? +"I mean, it's Overwatch. I can't compare to the raging prowess of some, no matter how hard I rage.",Not with that attitude +Seahawks placed S Earl Thomas on IR.,Good +Wouldn't she be more likely to throw him into space?,"No, that'd be too cruel even for her" +Alright mate evidentally you lack self awareness. Go back to acting all high and mighty somewhere else,"Gotcha, you just want to be a pissant." +Why would Trump supporters post fake reviews about Hillary's book that they haven't read?,"When they go low, we go high." +Not only what he said about Cate having an other child made me mad. I really don't get why he tiptoes around Amber and Matt so much. Why didn't he call out Matt for not caring about his 9 children and just calling them past mistakes. Why did he not call Amber out for missing time with Leah? And he actually said Matti is good for Amber!!! Just give me a break Dr. Drew!!! He's a terrible doctor and a terrible host.,You are forgetting... he's not her doctor he is a TV host. +That is great. I am very glad. Love is wonderful and I wish you the best.,.... he says with totally no hint of pain and loneliness +OP is a nice guy you shouldn't talk to him like that,He's a online piece of Asian shit +thinking about doing cubs -2.5 +170,If there were ever a time to use the extended RL itd be in a game with against a contact pitcher that gave up the most HR with the cy young pitching on the other side. +"Am i the only one who is sick of graffiti drops? Seriously, since this update i didnt get a single weapon drop not even the shittiest mag-7 storm but hey i have a lot of Loser's spray in all colours!",Oh yeah I loved getting battle scarred grays I could eventually craft into a 5 cent item instead of a spray I can use every game I'm in +Literally empty....,"Well yeah, finals, people are going home, hard to get excited about basketball after a disappointing football season." +"Yep, like most people",Yeap. +If u don't even put effort into trolling what's the rest of ur life like,It's pretty shitty from eating all the turds we can't +"The point of that quest is that you find the gems yourself as you play, if you're going to get a guide you might as well just add them to your inventory using console commands.",Minmaxing is fun! +I'm not a Socliast you ideological moron. If you like Capitalism so much you may as well try moving to some other Capitalist society somewhere in the world and figure out which place is for you. Too bad the vast majority of Capitalist countries would suck by your American standards. OH WAIT BUT ITS JUST DAA BIG BAD GOVMINT! GET RID DAT GUVMINT AND DEN EVERYBODY WILL FEEL DA WRATH OF LIBERTY AND FREDUMB!! DAAA IT SO OBVIOUS MOM!!!!!!!!!!!! DEBATE ME MOMMMM!!! am I doing it right? Or am I disqualified for not being a virgin?,"Yes, Switzerland is a horrible place." +"Debt, delinquency rates on the rise in Alberta and Calgary",Thanks oil investment people for wanting to invest in Sask more than Alberta and forcing debt and delinquency rates to rise. +Trump wipes $1bn off Boeing's stock market value with one tweet - and White House says he's got it wrong,"Carrier= winner Boeing=loser Ok, this is fun, who's next?" +I am the same way. There have definitely been a lot of mornings I wish I had puked the night before.,"I really envy friends who puke when they're drunk, I usually keep going and then the next day my body does not thank me" +That's quite the conclusion you've jumped to,It's not like we don't have hundreds of thousands of examples of police using pot as probable cause or anything. +Or get 3 assists because nothing fucking dies unless you unload half your ammo on them,You'll take what the snail gives you and fucking like it! +What is something you do when drinking that you don't normally do?,Have confidence. +"Is a lack of respect for police the cause of police abuse, or the effect?","Yes, and that's not the half of it in either direction." +The narrows in Batman Begins.,Gotham is actually based off of Hong Kong. +The first 20 minutes of this episode gave me anxiety and made me feel queasy. The last 30 seconds of this episode made me smile and laugh with them. All in all a terrifying portrayal of the now and future we live in.,Spoken like a true 2.7 +"I always feel underleveled when I turn off the EXP Share, but always feel overleveled when I turn on the EXP Share. Currently training my team up to Lvl 50 before tackling the 4th island. My team's average levels are just a few levels away. If only I can find a middle ground where I wouldn't get both feelings while training, that would be awesome.",Turn it half on. +"It would, that's why I'm gay.",keep that crap off r/all! +"Possibly, AT&T is very spotty in my town.",Switch to Sprint! +"Sounded like he said digger digger, that was supposed to be tinkle tinkle?!","Agreed, I also heard digger, digger." +The thing people don't seem to get is that educated doesn't necessarily mean smart.,"Even if you are intelligent, that doesn't mean you're smart." +Colbert back at it again being a cuck and making lame jokes,HACKK +I asked a C programmer to run All he could do was a quick sprintf,Didn't he know he had places to goto? +I saw a lot of predictions laughing at how high UW was ranked preseason saying they were going to be exposed when they played Stanford,"To be fair, Stanford did outgain Washington in kick return yards 158 to 45." +Do guns make us safer?,*bang...* Not for you... +"It wasn't so much a 2000s crisis. Back in the 1980s, we started getting warnings that the ozone layer was depleting. We were told it was quite a huge problem, and products containing lots of CFCs were banned. There used to be alot of aerosol hairspray cans, for example, that were sold and were very popular. They were banned. Different ways of creating aerosol products were used instead. Then, in the 2000s, scientists started telling us the ozone layer was returning to it's normal levels.",I BEEN SPRAYIN FOR 20 YARS SO THEM SYUNTISTS DUNNO SHEET +"What are the most versatile gods in the game? So which gods can be played in almost any role. E.g. Erlang Shen can be played in Jungle, Support and Solo.",Loki because he can be played in any role +"He also just appointed Elon Musk as an advisor, maybe he's trying for a balance?",One of the few things I can name that I think was a good idea. +"Yes, anywhere we have military presence we are imposing on those places while stealing land and resources. Even if those countries are allies and say at fine, we're still imposing and usurping land and resources. As far as Daesh is concerned, they exist explicitly BECAUSE of colonialism and imperialism, unless you have no context of history. I'm not saying we shouldn't fight them but the way to do it at this point is not occupy them.","You're either completely delusional, smoke too much weed or 16" +if it is another kelvin trek... I won't go see that one either.,"Oh, God forbid that it might actually be good!" +When you had no radiants but the almighty blesses you anyway.,"Ah yes, the 2 iron pheonixes" +"Please refrain from using the term fallacy if you don't know what they are. Also, I have not expressed my personal opinion but mentioned the fact that banning something does not lead to its disappearance and gave some examples.",In catalonia FMG is banned and heavily monitored and that lead to a drastic decrease of cases. +"Infinite Earths, and everyone of them celebrates Christmas?","The same fast food with the same taste is in every city in the multiverse, but god damn if they celebrate Christmas." +You'd have to kill Tak in 3 hits though. Will there be Luna procs?,"With both Energy Drops, Strength +2, Swordfaire, Life and Death, Elbow Room, Defender, a Strength Tonic, Rally Strength, Fancy Footwork, and an S +Str/-Def Berserker Corrin Pair Up, he does 25 damage per hit with the Brave Sword, which is just enough to ORKO Takumi with no procs." +"You will NEVER guess.. you can try all you want, but you will not guess.",Marshmello & Martin Garrix collab out of nowhere +"As a really young ham (Licensed on and off since I was 15, 27 now) I don't feel it is really dying. The hamfests certainly are but I know quite a few new hams and every time I go caving I realize that more and more cavers are becoming hams. Even the local repeater clubs around here are about half younger people.",Good to hear! +"Redditors who have outrun cops, how'd you do it?",Nice try police officer +Creekview - a cozy starter home,You can find it in the gallery by searching #reddit or my username: electricwhispers. +Best President of 2008-2016,He wasn't even best president in 2008-2012! +"My dog had been drinking excess water to a huge degree the last few days and then this morning, she shit out this like clown handkerchief long - I'm talking a non exaggerated 4 feet and a 15 pound dog - string of fabric. I don't know what it was she ate, but that thing smelled so bad. She will usually eat women's dirty underwear, but this was way too long. Anyways, this seemed like the place to share that.",What the fuck +Mentiroso!,5 x 8 = 40 +"It's time to formulate a plan, people. We can't let these greedy idiots destroy this country and the world.",Rank my gaming backlog and start trying to finish games. +the attitude in lower elo is by far the worst it ever was at the start of a season Every game there is literally one person or more that just instantly give up when they die once. Since when did people stop to completely not give a fuck about placements!?,Just how many seasons have you attended boy? +"Dodging the draft is one thing, dodging the draft and then talking shit about POWs for getting caught is what makes him a grade A cunt imo.",He also knows more than the generals. +$100 more than the Plus?,And it comes with a headphone jack. +"First country was Japan (from U.S.). My first thought was, wow, I can see from one end of the train to the other by looking over everyone's head.",Whoa. +Oh that's how nonners act in a car.,Sober? +**pokemon not pokemons You even said it correctly in the opening post,You are missing a dot at the end of your sentences. +this is the first gif recipe I've seen where the commenters don't shit on it somehow.,Cause it's one of the few gifrecipes to not do something fucking stupid +"One day Gaijin sat down, and decided that this piece of shit is equal to Panther D",It's just a l2p issue Clearly OP and everyone else who drives this tank just doesn't know what they're doing They just need to engage their brains and *flank bro* +That's a weird stipulation to have about being able to compare albums,"Point being that I don't think he's listened to enough J cole to accurately rank his projects if he completely muffs a word that is shockingly apparent to even Cole haters, I would imagine." +"I decided to start playing it fresh when all the DLC came out, as I had already beaten it once. My 3rd I think I'm finally gonna try to finish all the contracts, etc. and just draw it out as long as possible (didn't 100% complete it before).",And have 60 fps +"One day Gaijin sat down and decided a vehicle with a tier II chassis, open top, and a gun about equal in performance to the Tiger I's should have the same BR as the Tiger II.","Hey now, that's the Tiger 2 P. Slightly weaker frontal turret armor obviously accounts for the difference and makes them totally equal." +"The DL salary should be around 300k and thats with food and home expenses covered. Not counting sponsorships, streaming on the side or prizepool money (which they will be even bigger with crowdfunding in MSI) If TSM makes a solid run their most popular members can easily cash out to 1.5+ million per year",Not to mention when they win worlds they can get 2.6 mill +Donald Trump isn't going to direct more federal money to Chicago. He's going to continue to use it as a convenient political football to prove that crime nationally is out of control and we need law and order.,"its not in control, and we do need law and order." +What's your first memory of the internet?,Telnet text based adventures +Castro could complain about water being free,Tell me where I can find this free water? +Contractor gets in the cabinet he just built to prove its sturdiness,Does this remind anyone else of that scene in Trainspotting? +"PSA If you get the U Wing on the first stage, just head to the gate, don't try engage. Seriously, it's fast enough and with the shields and speed boost it will usually make it. Too many times I see players trying to dogfight with it. I've made to the gate every time I've been selected as a U Wing.",But my diorama piece +please don't take our plumtree our defence is the only thing we have D:,"yeah, hurricanes are notorious for their lack of offensive talent" +Didn't Yusui quit because his team got banned for using a ringer?,no he quit after they picked up Jensen instead of him and then C9C lost in playoffs? +"Explain, I am interested in some of his ideas and take on the whole trump thing. Im interested in knowing how hes sexist?","It's clear, he didn't vote for hillary so he's a sexist, duh." +"People let lyrics influence their biases too much, I'd chalk it up to that",its just music man its just art +Up close it appears that I can kill in two hits.,"so it is the p-06, but with an AR mode lol that doesnt seem OP" +Labor powerbroker Stephen Conroy joins new gambling lobby,Standing up for the little Aussie battler. +Does she do porn?,No +I finished building my pc :D,"I mean, it'll probably work, Anomaly did the same thing" +"#15 West Virginia University vs Western Carolina It's on root sports, started at 7:00 pm","dammit Mounties, we can't win quadruple or nothing if you keep fouling like that..." +"Every time there is an article about US corporations not paying taxes, there is a small community of redditors who defend the practice. It's willful ignorance. you are the one getting F$cked, why would you support something that is against your own interests?!?",Not paying taxes makes them smart ffs... +That's pretty fucked up. How was that not sold when it wasn't totally gone to shit?,It's incredibly hard to build in SF +"RT Store Removing Reviews? I'm a longtime fan so I've bought a fair share of merchandise (way too much, if you ask me) from the RT Store but I was disappointed in the RWBY Blind Box figures. I purchased 10 boxes when they first went on sale, in the hopes that I might get a character other than Team RWBY. Unfortunately, that didn't happen. When I looked at the store on Dec. 2, I noticed there were other fans who also were disappointed in the boxes. I left a 3-star review since I was happy with the quality of the figurines but disappointed that there did not seem to be a lot of variety in the boxes. The overall average review seemed to be 3-stars. Today, I visit the RT Store and notice that only one 5-star review is listed for the RWBY Blind Boxes. I can only assume that the RT Store removed the reviews because they weren't overwhelmingly positive. Has this happened to anyone else? Would there be another reason that multiple reviews got removed? Curious as to what explanation there is to this.",Clearly it's Fullscreen's fault +The snow broke my TV but I'm kinda okay with it at this point.,Where are you where it's still snowing? +"As someone who doesn't live in California, I always laugh when I see this product is known by the State of California to cause cancer.",Yeah because toxic products are funny? +"What makes you think that, the viscosity?","Yes, seems very watery." +CFL fined more than 20 players in Grey Cup for sock violations,who let Roger Goodell into Canada and now that he's there would you like to do us a solid and keep him? +Melo scored only 8 points in tonight's game against the Cavs; the fewest he's ever scored in 33 career matches against Lebron,"So we trade him, right?" +"I wish I had this advice 5 hours ago. Man... I need a sticker like that permanently attached to my palm, so I can remember the stupid things I've done, and slap myself if I think of doing more foolish things.",I'll probably get it tattooed on my forehead so I can read it when I look in the mirror +"I assume they know it and that it's annoying, so that's why they do it.",I wonder who it could be +Perfect. I just wanted to be sure noone got screwed. Bought it from an old lady,So you're telling me you ripped off an old lady? +"If one day, you suddenly became president, what would you do? As title says, it is a hypothetical question, but try to answer it as detailed as possible (so do not just give lists that do not have the how, because the idea is easy, but the implementation is the real question). I'll put my own response in somewhere in the comments.",Pardon duterte +PH population to hit 105.7M,Yeaah...nice goal proud pinoy +1 minute video of Luca Toni scoring a header,luka tonii! +Putting some old props to good use,Good to see that your ESCs are getting **prop**er protection. +I think that's when people start failing at SMs to go against lower ranked players iirc to get more 1st places (though i heard it's kinda pointless to do on EN/WW since there's not an influx of new players like on JP... also failing songs seems kinda backwards when you're trying to get more points). They might also just have dodged the song since they didnt wanna play that one (pure might also be their weakest team),Also wasn't there a rumor that went around that said failstrating gave more total points than people who actually played the songs in the same amount of time? +Requesting Tomix the Soulweaver from Dragonfable,Added your request. +"Edwin Diaz's 2016 stats I put a lot of work into maintaining this list and following him and his stats all year, as I'm sure you've seen in the post game threads. If there are any other pitchers you want me to do as well, just ask, I have too much free time Here are his final stats from 2016: Wins | Losses | Games | Saves | Innings | Strikeouts | ERA | Fastball Speed ---|---|----|----|----|----|----|---- 0 | 4 | 49 | 18 | 51.2 | 88 (15.33 K/9) | 2.79 | 97.77 MPH #18 Saves/653 All Time Record Date | Opponent | Save # | Save Opportunity | Strikeouts ----|----|----|----|---- 9/29/16 | Oakland | 18 | 21 | 3 9/26/15 | Houston | FUCK | 20 | 1 9/25/16 | Minnesota | 17 | 19 | 1 9/21/16 | Toronto (4 Out)| FUCK | 18 | 3 9/14/16 | Los Angeles Angeles | 16 | 17 | 1 9/11/16 | Oakland | 15 | 16 | 2 9/9/16 | Oakland | 14 | 15 | 1 9/8/16 | Texas | 13 | 14 | 2 9/2/16 | Los Angeles Angels | 12 | 13 | 0 8/30/16 | Texas (6 OUT) | FUCK | 12| 1 8/26/16 | Chicago White Sox (5 OUT) | 11 | 11 | 3 8/22/16 | New York Yankees | 10 | 10| 1 8/19/16 | Milwaukee | 9 | 9 | 3 8/17/16 | Los Angeles Angels | 8 | 8 | 2 8/15/16 | Los Angeles Angels | 7 | 7 | 1 8/13/16 | Oakland | 6 | 6 | 1 8/8/16 | Detroit | 5 | 5 | 0 8/6/16 | Los Angeles Angels | 4 | 4 | 0 8/5/16 | Los Angeles Angels | 3 | 3 | 3 8/3/16 | Boston | 2 | 2 | 1 8/2/16 | Boston | 1 | 1 | 3",just a quick bug report the date on the 20th save opportunity against Houston says it happened in 2015 +"If your group has extreme cases, it's not another group. It's your group. There is no good feminism anymore.",So with that logic every single group in the world is bad because there's always bad apples within every group +Putin to Send Enough Wheat to Venezuela to Stop Food War,"Yes, it's the producers who are engaging in economic sabotage, not the central planners who are setting economic policy." +"Thanks for all the information, one more question does the scythe feel awkward to use? I got a Maehwa to 56 and even after playing for many hours it still felt foreign to play and turned me off the class","No, it's always felt pretty fluid to me; I enjoy it." +You may only attend if you are between the ages of 54 and 78. I'm sorry for the inconvenience.,That was the one time.... +"Ahem. 11 Years. Which is technically over 10, but still.","Yeah, give the ex-admin the respect he *deserves*!" +Clearly not enough of a legend for you to get his name right.,Clearly... {cough} ^douche-bag. +We are stronger together!,Of course Pip has the least healing done. +I am the same way. There have definitely been a lot of mornings I wish I had puked the night before.,My problem is I usually Puke and rally then wake up the next day and feel like I had a stroke. +why are we blaming cain/aka again? i thought he said he was healthy but that ufc bribed nsac into getting him removed because he's a member of the fighters' union.,umm... saying you will undergo surgery after fighting one of the goats of heavyweight bjj is retarded af. +What type of job would the government have for them,dig holes and then refill them +"The important thing to remember about the Victorinox Fibrox Straight Edge Chef's Knife, 8-inch, is to never leave a quality knife like the Victorinox Fibrox Straight Edge Chef's Knife, 8-inch, submerged in dishwater for longer than a minute or two, otherwise even a high-grade piece of cutlery like the Victorinox Fibrox Straight Edge Chef's Knife, 8-inch, could tarnish or even begin to rust.","Did someone say ~~[Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]~~ [Victorinox Fibrox Straight Edge Chef's Knife, 8-inch]?" +You are so right.. Thanks.. But where should i put my account.. Sell it for money.. Or disable it forever..,Just dont log and dont play... +Honestly when I had my BMW M3 nobody would let me in if I signaled. They always closed the gap so i couldn't get in. When I drive my moms Honda Accord and signal people always let me in no problem. But when I was in the BMW you could forget about being let in so I never bothered to signal.,"Bro, they just jealous" +"Makes sense, if I could only understand why some of my friends have adopted this method of late","Because it, like, totally shows how global-minded and cultured you are, brotato chip." +And you know I don't care.,"Yeah, this attitude will take you really far in the real world" +Rockstar's Bully is now out on Android,Compatible with LGG4 and the Nexus 5 +My dad doesn't believe in torque spec for most things. Just hand tight plus a little bit more. Sometimes until it stops. I like this game.,If it strips out you need a bigger screw! +Why cant we all just play a game of mind you own damn business?,"Exactly, what the fuck do you care if I murder someone you don't know?" +"In your opinion, what is the most catchy song?",I have a pen... I have an apple.... Apple-pen! +"It isn't at work though, is it? The title says the girls are fine. That means they can still pass their stupid genes on to the next generation.",I was unaware that they had survived. +"She's not faster than anyone, all heroes except genji and tracer are the same speed.","rein is slower then everyone else, or so i was told" +Just a cute little Snoo that sits at the judging panel and vocalises what the Reddit hive mind has to say. I'd love this.,Serving terrible text-to-speech realness. +MSG The Warrior - ''LION HEART'' Official Trailer,"Ohh my god, I don't.. Don't even know what to say." +"20,251 actually",most of those are unidan +He'd listen to George Castanza before he listens to George Takei.,but george is a (((globalist)))! +don't feed rengar then,full tank 0-7 remgar does teh same thing but in 1.5 secs +"No that's the problem with people. Just like your economic system, abuse by the greedy has negative consequences. Tallying the scores, capitalism has still done a lot more for humanity than socialism/communism has.","Stop being pragmatic, we are talking about constructing a utopia here man, get out of here with that historical evidence and facts shit." +I think that's fair. Before 7AM is pretty early. It's inline with the regular noise bylaws I'm presuming. Should a neighbour cut his grass at 6:30AM? Our cottage neighbour does this and it isn't pleasant.,You don't need to cut the grass before being able to leave the house/garage though. +"Went to the city to watch rogue one. This popped up as the movie was about to start, hardest decision ever!",You've lived a sheltered life. +"HELP GERMANY! Migrants responsbile for 402,741 crimes since 2014. Far more criminal than Germans! 225% as likely to commit a crime, 241% murder, 216% assault, 275% violent crime, 175% sexual assault, Aggr. assault & FGM 267%, 315% robbery, 308-358% theft. Based on official Govt. BMI PKS Statistics.",Of course these statistics aren't related to our cultural enrichment program you racist! +The only crazy statement would be claiming America has ever been great ????????? Why are they living here?,Tell them that Michelle Obama said to not let anybody tell you that America isn't great. +"Meet Patton, the golden doodle selected and named by President Elect Donald Trump, and based Barron Trump.",Does that dog have AUTISM? +Recount ends in Michigan after 3 days; ongoing in Wisconsin,All due to a decision that doesn't look suspicious at all. +Go away. You lost. We won! The American people want a tough talker like Trump!,Yeah he's a real tough guy isn't he? +The real facepalm is why you are using straight up google as opposed to Google scholar or any of the databases your school should be providing. And you aren't even utilizing advanced search tools. I call karma whore.,"Many bloggers and facebook users would disagree, as they've been able to Google their PhD or doctorate and know more than doctors and scientists." +Scientists slam Donald Trump's environment chief over climate denial: 'It's like disputing gravity',But gravity isn't real +"I have been refunded every purchase going back from the start of my first login; I stated that eclusivity meant that the character and or shards for it were locked into the tournament itself. Then by allowing shards to be released either via a data pack for a FREE, no matter the operating system was fraud because not everyone received equal chance to recieve the free data pack. Thus by not allowing all the opportunity except to pay for it on another operating device they were fraudalent in there advertising of the exclusivity.","I think I may do the same thing, can't hurt to try" +Housing Advocate: It's Scary That Trump HUD Secretary Pick Ben Carson Thinks Poverty is a Choice,"Well, I mean Ben did choose to be black." +WI Clerk Cites Students' Dem Lean As Reason Not To Open Campus Voting Site,Sounds fair and balanced. +Separated at birth: Paul Ricard and Ladera Test Track,I mis Ladera in Fm6 +How anyone could ever trust that team over the 100+ core devs blows my mind.,because big blocks = moon = rich NOW! +Westbrook Jackson Foreman,Surprising +A toothbrush and a change of underwear would be good as well.,Meant like a photo or something +OK. Makes sense. Slippery slope.,The one Britain seems to be sliding down quite quickly at the moment. +Went from finger blasting a girl to witnessing an armed robbery,Sounds like a fire rap lyric. +"Instead praising their achievement, the Core camp and its minions prefer to attack. Very attractive for new developers.",Attacking ideas not invented in house is an excellent strategy for organizational learning. +Are you talking about the river Dnieper and the respective reservoirs and lakes? Because you call that water.,Damn Russians flooding Ukrainian land! +Scientists slam Donald Trump's environment chief over climate denial: 'It's like disputing gravity',"It's bad enough that in 2016 there are still round-earthers who believe in gravity, but now they're using their made-up idea to support another made-up idea?" +"Honestly the only actual useful car in this game is the Armored Kuruma, everything else is just personal preference. The other armoured cars are useful too, but the Kuruma is the jack of all trades.",Yeah kuruma will crush anything in a race +It's not a joke. It's serious. My nigga Harambe was shot down without a warning or a reason and the government keeps shutting down protests. We know the truth is out there. Justice and dicks out for Harambe.,Hilarious +Yes. It is JJ_Janice123.,"Like,her full name." +The question is...what do we do with all these dispossessed people?,Perhaps we put women back at home and give their jobs to men ? +Why can't you be trusted with a Time Manipulation Device?,"Because every time there was a simmering conflict, I'd go back in time and work it so that wars would be totally unnecessary and, therefore, inadvertently destroy the entire military/industrial complex." +"Event might be a strong word. Just looks like Marvel is hyping up a big story for Venom #150. *Maybe* there's a crossover with Amazing Spider-Man or Spider-Man, but that's probably about it.","Considering Venom #1 just came out, the work load on Costa and Sandoval is going to be insane" +Not sure if your toaster is working properly? Stick your penis in it.,"Hey, I came for crazy ideas, this is just a Life Pro Tip!" +So basically it's the same as DW1. I'm super excited for this game now.,I nostalgia'd in my pants +"At home sick with the flu and broke. Would love to warm up with some steamy 'za It's been in the single digits for 2 weeks out here, have felt like crap and am finally getting my appetite back after 3 days of force-feeding ramen. Any help would be awesome!",Anyone still out there? +Xbox Leaderboards down? Looked on twitter and stuff but couldn't see any evidence other than myself... anyone else check theirs?,Mine just glitched out like that but now its fine. +It's odd how a hundreds miles fall from orbit has no effect on him but a single bullet to the head kills him. Or a single punch cracks his helmet.,We don't actually know that a bullet to the head would kill him. +Yes it does. %100... but let's not have this 'discussion' here.,Im going to make an unreasonable statement but dont contradict me because my position is untenable. +"Is 20ft too far for hdmi/usb extension? I have a spot in my office that would be perfect for standing/roomscale but it's 20ft away from my pc. Unfortunately, the way the room is arranged really cant be changed, and to get my VR play space to where I want I would need to use 15-20ft extensions for everything. I have seen plenty of people who have used 10ft extensions for both the HDMI and USP with no issues. Would doubling that distance still produce similar results? Has anybody tried? Thanks!",I would assume USB is fine at that length but hdmi might need to be a powered extension +"Man I wonder if anything else happened in that part of the world in the nineteenth and twentieth century that might have impeded modernisation and democratic governance? Nah, just Islam right ?","If they had just been Christian, Europeans wouldn't have had to send in all those armies." +Best apps on phone for Lunchtime/Breaktime to pass time? Any suggestions,depends whether your school has installed a fucking faraday cage around the common room or not +"The Delegation of Friendship^TM showed King Childebert of Francia some of the finest wood sculptures in all of Aremorica. A life-size wooden swan is presented to the King. Many other delicately carved figures are presented to the King. The Council has graciously paid for these gifts, and hope that they can convince you of the benefits of trading with Aremorica.",The Kingdom of Francia thanks Aremorica for its gift of Firewood. +"Uh, lol, no that's not happening. We live in a free country, equal, lol are you saying *america isn't actually free*? don't be silly idio..t...!",please please please tell me you forgot to end your post with +Fake happiness Normally my depression is not that bad and i get through the day faking happiness everwhere i can in the public without a problem. It's not even hard but in the last month it really got worse. The problem is i cant really stop the fake smile and everything else. It sounds odd but i prefer to be depressed in class than be that happy kid atm because it is so hard and im tired at the end of the day. I hope you got some advice for me.,Thx for the advice.. +Because policing vaginas is way more relevant to getting them re-elected than preventing pimply-faced youth from being exploited by online gambling.,Gotta let the market regulate itself. +Lamar Jackson wins Walter Camp Award,Shouldn't this have gone to Peppers? +#BlameCreed,"Damn it creed, not again" +Loads in a fucking blink tho.,Was afraid you meant blink tag. +And one to whisper sweet nothings into your ear.,And MY AXE! +Thank you! I figured it was fine. In the review I saw the glass sort of snapped in place.,"Yes, way more secure than some other tanks I have used haha" +I've heard this before and I'm totally blanking on what the reference is,It's from Elf hahaha +"Xing's mountain is the greatest thing ever happened to Smite I never had this much fun in this game until now, some of the boss fights are pure genius! Please HiRez, keep it!",Does this mode also give worshipers? +"I would set up one router as the gateway/dhcp server. Then set the other two to forward dhcp requests to that router. I recently had an equipment manufacturer screw up my day. It turns out the new robot they installed could be connected to the network (which they did without consulting me, the IT manager). It also happened to have a cheap router in it with dhcp turned on. So I started getting all these calls that various things had stopped working. Then a pattern started to emerge. All these computers, devices, etc. were things without static addresses. I essentially had a rogue dhcp server somewhere on the network. Luckily, our facility only covers 30 acres, so that was easy to track down :-/",That's all huh 30 acres piece of cake! +"Under capitalism? That's... weird. Is there a program where poor spiders sell their hemolymph, like people who sell blood plasma, or is it synthetic?",Bro I just crush up spiders to pack my bong. +"The announcer packs being too quiet is annoying, but.. ...can we PLEASE make Ullr quieter? Every single game all I hear is YOU'RE GREAT making my ears bleed.",I mean Quetzalkukulkan is the loudest in the game +"Lee's ult has a very low cooldown for what it does. It actually has an higher impact than some other popular jungler's ults, such as Graves, Kha'Zix, and arguably Vi, and they still have higher cooldown on their ults.",Well graves yes but Vi no haha +"I've been flirting with changing jobs over the past few months but haven't really gotten any response to any of the resumes I've sent out, except for one. I had a phone interview with a company in Denver, and it went really well. Although they're unlikely to pay me enough money to justify commuting to the city, it was nice to feel like someone was finally interested in me. This must be how Lucas felt when he finally got Katie's number.","But if you get a new job, you won't be able to provide content for r/nfl all day!" +"Damn, look at that thread count!","That's some Egyptian Spider-weaving shit, right there." +"Well, if the DNC had picked literally anyone except for Shillary and if half the country hadn't spent the last year calling the other half bigoted, racist, sexist xenophobes, then just maybe we wouldn't be having this conversation right now.",I agree my feelings were also hurt by a random dude on the internet and that's why Trump's stand on climate change is acceptable to me. +"Fuck, I almost completely forgot he did this. This should've been the thing that *killed* his campaign. In fact, there was a lot of shit that should've killed his campaign. And yet he was elected. Just...just fuck Trump voters honestly.","Yeah, fuck half of America!" +"I used to swap to Winter tires and rims. Then I got a different car and put Michelin Defenders on. Over 32 years of driving on dozens of different models of tires, these are the best I have found for Winter, excluding Blizzaks.",Are they winter tires? +"I presume the Limpet controller also contains the bays and launching equipment for them as well as any auxiliary equipment needed to fill the function, so additional fuel pumps and pipes for fuel limpets, drill bits and the prospecting equipment needed to be bolted onto prospectors, computer banks to assist in hacking the cargo hatch for hatch breakers and explosives to ensure at least half of the collector limpets blow up on either your cargo hatch or the asteroid. That could all reasonably be explained as part of one centralised limpet controller though.",If only controllers could refuel limpets... +"Your oncologist says you have cancer. Nine oncologists say you have cancer. One says that he isnt sure if it's malignant. The insurance company says they wont cover chemo, due to the debate on your cancer. Thats how i feel about Lamar Smith and Scott Pruitt in charge.",Teach the controversy! +"If a civil war broke out tomorrow in the US, what would be the reason?","Race and preconceived notions... like my example below Due to the high guns per capita for blacks, everyone else would lose" +"I refuse to buy overpriced coffee or smoothies, so good luck to Starbucks","Yeah, they'll be sunk without one person's business." +"I wish it was William, the killer being forced to feel pain because of what he did was a great thing. But now that it's pretty much confirmed Michael is SpringTrap, it took a bit getting used to. I think William makes a better SpringTrap, but it doesn't matter now that Michael is.","Don't worry, I have a feeling Willie Boi is gonna get what he deserves!" +Ownership of Multiple Files in windows 10,Power Shell. +So if I have a purple computer it's super fast and cool?,"add green to make it white Super Fast, Environmentally Friendly, Super Cool WHITE POWER" +Question about I Don't Know What I'm Doing Wondering if anyone knows if I can use a laser sight in addition to the three required attachments. Or does it have to be ONLY those attachments?,"You can use any other attachment, just as long as you have the 3 required ones." +Fieri Walk with Me,"Man, I can't wait for the midseason shitposting to be over." +Git gud,Hey I think you dropped this: +woulda helped if Assad wasn't a complete dick tho,"Nah, Syria was a beautiful place to live before the climate change attacked!" +"I'm so pumped, my first ace on siege as Bandit :D",Nice! +What are you waiting for? Hurry up and pop it.,"Diggin it, and nice song choice." +"So...Brady for MVP, then?",Tyreek has it in the bag at this point +"This doesn't need to be addressed for the 1000th time. Nothing I'm going to say is going to convince you, also, I gave a fucking example in my post. Also, buddy, the election is over. You can stop deflecting your weasel's inadequecies on Clinton now.",So no specific detail or even an article that you could suggest. +"They already have those on airplanes specifically because of the space constraints. This seems like a reasonable solution. I bet there is a good reason why they aren't used, though, and we just aren't thinking of it. It probably just comes down to bi-fold doors being more expensive and less durable.","Seems like they'd be harder to lock, which could be an issue for a bathroom door." +My buddy and I were called to recover a car last night.,Leave the wildlife in the water! +"Dropped everything I had into pulls I planned on just using the 5 tickets from compensation but ended up getting a rainbow from them (ramza) and miyuki so I decided to keep going which is where I landed myself another rainbow (lightning, to which I was extremely happy) and continued to get Cecil, tella arc and other good tmr peeps, feeling quite good Funnily enough it was when I dropped 5000 lapis that I didn't get anything noteworthy How is everyone else feeling about their pulls should you have pulled?",Out of 12 tickets I got a whopping 7 fangs. +"I know. I'm so stressed out. I keep getting advice like, 'ignore them' but they aren't the ones who have to sit here eight hours a day.","well gee, it's not like... you know... you work with them or something" +And people say the European GP was worse than the Hungarian one....,Yes because any overtake improves things even if they're DRS highway passes +I think Ham and Alonso should be teammates again,I think Alonso should retire +FSL Wheels Offers Trading FSL Wheels from Champions Create 4,heatwave + 40 keys +"Spook specs has blue engi and probably dustbowl(?) in their reflection, interesting",Why does everyone always have a YouTube url as their name? +"i find it rather funny that everytime there is an update to give champions something they normally don't have acces to a bit of that, and then suddenly all champs that have that certain thing become stronger. Remember protobelt lol",RIP DFG +Getting punched in the solar plexus.,Theif. +Those drake and josh memes are getting out of hand,Move to icarly memes? +Evolution is a scientifically proven fact,Then why we still got monkeys? +Pentagon Confirms Russia Has a Submarine Nuke Delivery Drone,A hackable robot army with nuclear capability is just what we need. +it's in Aleppo.,What is Aleppo? +"As a Hamilton fan, it was very hard to see Nico win the title considering the reliability issues he faced compared to Nico. Yet, the grace and class Nico has exhibited over the last few years, I'm actually happy he managed to achieve his life's dream.",If I had known that a WDC meant him leaving I might have cheered for him years ago. +Season 7 excuse of not climbing - What will it be this time? So now that we have solo/duo queue everyone must be wondering what will be this season's excuse of not climbing? Plebs cant blame dynamicq anymore so what will it be? My personal guess is that this time it will be the good old my teammates just feed every game. What you do you guys think? Broken jungle? Broken champion? Autofill?,I'm stuck in Dia hell because Caps put me on the list. +I totally doubt it. There is no way they are going to switch seat cushions back and forth between FCC and UC football games.,"According to outraged UC fans it might as well be FCCs stadium now, so we really wouldn't have to switch" +"Awareness or Mercy Stroke for DRK? Trying to decide which I will include as my 5th cross class ability to go with Provoke, Foresight, Bloodbath, and Convalescence. I've heard Awareness is too situational to hold any real value from some but then others include it in their must haves. Some say Mercy stroke is useless because the last thing DRK needs is more dmg while others say its free oGCD dmg, why wouldn't you want it? Has there been an actual verdict on this?","I'd say they both have their uses, I personally prefer mercy stroke on my DRK, and Awareness on my WAR" +And the vice president is a young earth creationist. Also we're all about to get called cucks in like three seconds.,Stop being such a negative libtard! +This just in...,Who knows better about fires than an arsonist? +Why is there a helicopter on the thumbnail?,[The campaign actually revolves around an elite group of US marines and UK special forces sent back in time to resolve a time paradox and ensure the proper outcome of the war] +"Does this really count? I mean, cleverness all around here.","but he's indian, therefore everything he does is an indian thing." +Trump Is Doing Exactly What He Promised To Do About Conflicts Of Interest: Almost Nothing,"Yeah, but he didn't give speeches to Goldman Sachs, so it's OK." +Low KC Warden on my Ironman thanks to Icthlarin's Sign Emporium,SWH too OP but an aura that trivialises Warden is a-ok. +'They don't trust police' is a legit answer.,you forgot the +"Heck no. Invaders need as many disadvantages as possible. I think all invaders should have their health and stamina halved, and blues should spawn in infinitely with no cooldown.",You forgot the +this sub is such a walking contradiction of its title,Hiphop is boring dawg where da trap at...Brb smoking penises +"Exacly, to be honest if you're not running Sigarda it's pretty much meaningless. Not worth the money.",Another basic is actually a better option in most metas anyways. +"At this point, I'm convinced that the 2000 rupees notes were bait to catch such corrupt individuals.",Masterstroke +He shouldn't have MANSPLAINED it to her. What blows my mind. Is mansplaining is a word now. It doesn't even autocorrect the spelling. I thought for sure it wouldn't detect what it was........,He Tucksplained it! +Why would she do that?,Did you just assume her gender? +"Favorite underpowered weapon What is your favorite weapon that is considered very underpowered or otherwise bad by the majority of the community? Personally, mine is the MW3 Desert Eagle. So satisfying to get kills with.",Chicom +IDK how you can even pretend these people are neutral after there were people crying on air.,Because reality has a liberal bias obviously +"I did my Overwatch placement matches, got high gold, and haven't touched it since. I want to stay a slightly above average player in the eyes of the competitive scene.",Low Plat is average though. +"wow, you caught that one! I love it when movies have these subtle imagery you don't notice at first glance.",Vince Nolan is a fucking genius. +that's a weird way of spelling 'no u',There's zero reason to act all triggered to me or my comment. +What odd tourist attraction IS worth seeing?,A millenial outside a safe space. +doot doot,doot doot +"I don't know, though. Most of the magical concepts were pretty cliched. The visual effects were spectacular. If that's all you're going for it should be great. Not much philosophical fare, though. It's definitely occultism light. You aren't going to get anywhere closer to Nirvana by watching this movie.",What movies do you recommend to watch to get closer to Nirvana? +I'm sure that with a large enough pile of mashed potatoes we can figure this out because THIS. MEANS. SOMETHING!,I wonder... Do any of these people eat at pizza parlors? +Biggest tenon I will ever do.,I'd love to see a final pic +I don't think he's talking about copying the code. I'm pretty sure he's referring to copy and pasting the existing ideas & design implemented in Gears 3. Obviously it wouldn't be the same code.,kiss my grits. +Pretty sure,"Try to verify your game cache, see if you're missing a file, it happens that when steam can't fetch a needed file, it keeps trying to update the game instead unsuccessfully." +Donald Trump supporters express regret over their vote: 'He seems lost',"Yea, I'm so sure they are" +Obama orders 'full review' of election-related hacking,Lol I thought the election could never be hacked obama +Real person here. I love the second movie.,"Nah, you are probably a shill" +"If someone ever gets out and angrily walks towards my car I'm driving in to them. Not fast or anything, I don't want to hit them. But if I do, oh well. Only a moron tries to pick a fight with someone driving a. 2000 pound vehicle while on foot but you never know who has a gun or something.","Yeah, it's better just to kill them, they might have a gun or something." +How about Treasongate,No gate +I'm sorry you had to see that. The cartoon would be the roadrunner and wile e coyote.,That's the one. +Ist halt ein Gebiet der angewandten Informatik.,"No shit, Sherlock?" +it seems they can get back up and running for doing shows but not have people living there.,Where did you see this? +"Seems like they had signs in their yards that self-identified them as white supremacists, no?",Those swastikas were probably tattooed on those poor boys while they were sleeping +How do you politely tell your roommate that he fucking stinks and needs to take a shower right away?,We held a roommate down and sprayed him with Febreze. +Also the wheels do NOT spin perfectly straight. They sway like an eighth of am inch in both directions (left and right). Is it normal for wheels to be this far out of true? It's annoying because I want my brakes to be touchy but I have to leave the brake pads kind of far off the wheel so they don't rub.,Untrue wheels are definitely not normal... grab a spoke wrench and get em straightened out! +Masturbate a few times and you'll be okay,The real LPT is always in the comments. +Never fuck with anyone who has weapons growing out of their skull.,Here in downtown we call it a stabbing victim. +it was his peak,"I strongly disagree, after a slowish year (for him) in 2013/14, he emerged as an even more decisive player, as well as a leader." +Fick this guy seize his US assets,"Cute, you think the world still relies solely on the US and that many other countries can't fuck us over by doing it right back..." +Has anyone ever realized how BIG Pidgeot is,Pidgeot and haunter are both way bigger than I thought. +No... The real question is: Guts vs Kirito. Who would win?,You mean Gattsu vs The Real Blackswordsman? +"Honestly, that would prob be dumb on his part. If he goes in the first round he can work with whatever team drafts him to develop into the role they find he's best suited for. He's shown he's athletic and can adapt to the different facets of the game.",I would hate it if he came to Chicago. +Notre Dame deserves a better quality villain.,"So, Harbaugh." +Do you really think the YPG has the capacity to wipe the SAA? Fighting ISIS helped by million dollar precision bombs from the USAF in villages and medium sized towns is way different to fighting against an actual government,Last time they basically took Hasakah except a few buildings. +At Today's Rally Trump made an OFFICIALLY Change: We will build The Wall - Out with the a wall - it is 'THE WALL ...... How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?,#Pink Floyd will sue for copyright infringement. +When your tank crew loads the blanks,Clearly not accounting for bullet drop. +Birth of a Veterinarian,thought it said vegetarian +Capitalism has reached its final stage of absolute and unapologetic corruption. Time to start talking about a socialist alternative.,"Sure, that has always been a good idea." +Lamar Miller to locker room,Miller might not get many chances here healthy or not... +Should probably be starting at the 5 spot.,"I dunno man, I love Jakolby too but I don't think he has the size" +"Battle for the best top! Looper, Impact, Flame, Darshan, Hauntzer lmaoo",no lourlo? +5-9 inches of snow to fall in Green Bay with winds of 15mph expected on gameday,Looks like it's time for James Starks to SHINE! +What hobbies lead to the most sex?,Chess +Transfer tab then click in list view. SP= selling price and so on.,And only in a browser +What's the most efficient way to wipe your butt?,"Baby wipes, but don't flush them down the toilet." +"Not your buddy, fwend.","I'm not your fwend, guy!" +The way he is leaning makes his head makes look huge in comparison to his torso but good picture overall,Actually true. +"The Columbus Blue Jackets have extended their win streak to 10 games The power level of the Metro Division is over 10,000 right now",... and it gets half the press Philly got.... :( +If lightning strikes the place with least resistance why doesn't it always strike in France?,"It used to, but as lightning never strikes the same place twice, it stopped after all of France had been hit." +"I actually really like Cathedral of Dusk for Rift. It is a really well laid out symmetrical map, and that final push to ignite the Rift is challenging. Better than when it was located in the back hall of the spawns. I actually ran the spark back there once after the change, not realizing it was moved closer.",Yeah who wouldn't love a map where you spawn a mile away from any action and have sprint for 30 seconds to find a bad guy then get teamshot by 3 dragons? +1930's Parkour. Before it was cool.,This is fantastic--who is he? +"Alt-Nazis Are Boycotting 'Rogue One' Because It's 'Feminist, Anti-White Degenerate Trash'","Oh gosh, I wonder if the movie will be able to make a profit now." +Why do people think communism works?,It was never done the right way. +{FAKE} FNAF6 Springtrap Fanart,THIS IS AMAZING +isnt this a straight copy of auti on yung stew?,Yes auti and stew invented dabbing +I doubt either would be dark green.,The pro-Canada circlejerk is downvoting you! +Lots of info available in documents laying around near the end of the game too. and those bible like books.,In some areas they are extremely important to understand the story like in the middle of chapter 13 [with the letters around ravus] +I believe it was The Great Suspender,I have that running as well.... Most likely that's it. +Really the only thing that matters is that Clinton lost and got that smug grin wiped off her corrupt face.,"Yes, clearly the *most* important thing!" +Illegal Immigrant Deported 8 Times Charged in Fatal Hit-and-Run Crash,But you know a wall will keep these kinds of people out +"Friend thinks hes a smartest in the school, Roast him!",my man look like ren +Yeah I'm thinking fried egg sandwich,Fuuuuuuck I definitely got eggs in the fridge and bacon imma make that shit myself I'm not paying for it. +Good idea? Bad?,Sure let's just give Snapchat a single place to find all of our jailbreak workarounds +Moose Knuckle perhaps?,You think Katy Perry is a tranny? +Pretty sure you'd get nothing but a blank stare from most people in the U.S. if you used the word epinephrine.,Is that something you eat? +Funny how every time there is a post that makes Blockstream look bad you get the same trolls saying the post makes the this sub look bad and then on another post you have a bunch of trolls trashing the sub with vitriol intentionally trying to make it look bad.,"Hey, at least they're consistent." +"There's no such thing as artificial intelligence. Intelligence is Intelligence, regardless of the platform it's running on: The Human brain is little more than a sufficiently advanced organic computer.","I, for one, welcome our new robotic overlords!" +"Donald Trump Now Has More Female Cabinet Members Than Anyone in History, Crushing Obama's Legacy. They Can't Call Him Sexist Anymore","Yeah cos he's a womanizer, and just wants to be surrounded by woman" +But to be fair we all instinctively what chip people mean.,"What, never tried fish and crisps?" +You had one job,What's the point of having one if people do not follow the rules and laws? +Secret CIA assessment says Russia was trying to help Trump win White House,Color me fucking shocked. +Photographer Used Face Recognition Software To Find Public Pictures Of People He Photographed On The Subway,Every single one of those Russians has a better coat than me. +Rip servers servers went down,BDO dead game confirmed. +Nintendo showed you what may very well be a hint at the Nintendo Switch being region free...,But in return it requires an always online connection to work. +"YA BUT HOW ABOUT DEM MEMES THO xD Let's stop trying to make the game better by reporting bugs and glitches and instead post more memes and situational awareness gifs, there sure aren't enough of those!","boohoo the subreddit isnt full of bugs and glitches,god damn if anyone dares to post a meme or something funny.ill write a mean messege to them!" +"What about a companion? This wouldn't be the first game without a Fairy to help guide Link through his adventure, but there does seem to be a striking lack of a hand holder in *Breath of the Wild*. Lest if be Navi, Sahasrahla, the Owl, King of the Red Lions, Midna, Fi, or even Links' hat that pesters you with simple yet valid information and direction throughout your journey there always has been that companion like element to *The Legend of Zelda*. Has there been any hints whether that will exist in BotW? And if not, what do you guys think could be good or bad about it?",Awww i was hoping you meant a companion pet something like the one you get with wolf link amiibo but you could adopt it in-game +Green Ranger / White Ranger,If that's green and not copper then I don't know anything anymore +Garrison Keillor: And now we sit and watch in disbelief,Keillor is so funny and profound. +"God fucking dammit. I was all I want to stay in Alberta so that my kids can get a decent, well-rounded education like I received, but it seems like that's out of the goddamn equation. Hopefully the NDP puts some money back into education and fixes the fucked up curriculum.","Quick, move to Ontario." +SNL Korea to stop airing at the end of the year,Donald Trump was right... +"Twitter is absolute horseshit, but I've considered getting it just to shame companies that pull bullshit stunts like this because it seems like the only way to get a hold of them now...","It's another form of communication to MTS, not asking you to follow Kanye or Kim Kardashian" +LP based on rating performance,"Farm all game as a support and never help your team because you want to stay alive for that S. Great idea, I don't see what could go wrong with rewarding personal scores in a team game." +Merkel is trying to destabilise Germany with the uncontrolled migration.,That PC talk won't fly here +Fuck 2016,I can't believe I had to scroll all the way down for this. +"There's also been a boom in articles about the housing boom. For about 10 years now, I see an article at least once a week about everything this article states. I want the housing bubble to burst just so I don't have to see this kind of article over and over.","Yes, but then you'll get the housing bubble bursts and has housing recovered articles every week for the next 20 years." +Stop it.,sigh... +Probably important to the Easter Egg.,"Yes I noticed that when I played offline all the lights were blue, and online all but the right most one were yellow." +"raspberry pi for playstation emulation I'd like to make an emulator for NES and SNES with a raspberry pi zero. I also would like to play a few playstation games too, but I haven't been able to tell if the pi zero is powerful enough. Castlevania Symphony of the Night is specifically what I want to play, does anyone have any experience with that?","While I've never tried it, I doubt the Pi Zero could do PlayStation games." +Well he almost* took a body check. He just has moments of rage sometimes.,"Hmmm, Wonder where he gets it?" +"No, he works in Beverly Hills.","Oh, well, that's completely different." +Oxygen is necessary to stay alive.,I doubt 95% of people know what oxygen is. +I think he'll come out if we get a super stage for SSJ3 Goku's Dokkan event.,INT Demigod confirmed +Do you think Russians did it out of the goodness of their hearts? What Romney said in 2012 is still true. Russia is America's number one geopolitical foe and it's folly to downplay this.,But Hillary hit the reset button and Romney was stuck on 80s politics. +Why did she create a new fact-checker? I thought PoltiFact already existed.,Clinton facts are better facts. +Now I am... harder than... ever... before... hhh... ehe... h...e...,"Sodomites always look back at sodom, with their anus clenching at the memories." +No. It's lower quality.,:-( +The FNAF SL song by The Living Tombstone is out on Youtube now!! Get to listening...,now you just need to put a *dab* of memes into this +"If I connect my Pi 3 to the internet through my router, will it be vulnerable (assuming it's brand new and has all default configurations)? Maybe this is a dumb question, but I don't know much about servers, networking, and all that.. I set up Apache2, php, and mysql just to have a local web server running. I do NOT want it open to the outside internet, only to my local network. I haven't changed anything other than those installations, I haven't done anything with ports (port forwarding?), and I haven't opened or closed any (is that even a thing?). So will I be safe to just connect it to my router, or do I have to change some configurations first? (also, when it's connected wirelessly, do i still ping raspberrypi.local to get its IP address?) edit - oh yeah, and by default I mean it came with an SD card out of the box that already had NOOBS on it and Raspbian which I installed.","At minimum, change the default password" +"It's over guys , Chrome will oficially have a diet.",Believe it when I see it.^(I really hope its true) +A Mongolian blonde mane horse,A wild Sarah Jessica appears! +its like watching an action movie where a little girl beats up criminals. it totally distracts and ruins the experience. Its lazy and try hard all at the same time.,So black cowboys couldn't shoot guns? +Hitler so blitzed on coke and meth it cost him the war,This really doesnt belong here +Hung Man Choi.,"Sigh... again, r/mma the official home of the penis joke^^TM" +Trump has a Rally. He makes fun of Evan McMullin who worked for the CIA. Next day. CIA has a secret meeting and confirms Russia helped Trump.,when did Mcmullin get that nasty scar on his face? +Megyn Kelly show: 99% sex talk; 1% actual content,anyone got sauce for her pornhub acc? +We're on a mission from God (LDD and credits in the comments),"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses Hit it." +"GDT | Avs @ Canadiens | 5pm MST | Return of the Captain Balls out, Babriel Mandeskog is back",At this point Carey Price could switch sweaters and we'd still give up another 5 +Payton's hair is probably the worst thing I've ever seen,"Gallo's neckbeard...or Baynes' hair AND beard, to name a few worse things" +"So um, I listened to these guys and tried that revival project they recommended. First of all, it does all the work for you which is INSANE, installing BF2 used to be along and gruesome process. Second of all I just jumped in for a match and, it might be the nostalgia talking but, I'm actually having fun and the game is totally playable, the shooting is good, the driving is good. Thanks guys!",My biggest issue was the inaccuracy of all the weapons but if you are having fun man that's awesome! +What part of the body of the opposite (or same) sex turns you on the most? Why?,the brain <3<3<3<3 +Im not watching another 49ers game till Kaepernick is gone.,You're one of those guys? +"Shit, I wish this copout was a thing when I was in school.",My GPA was unfortunately edited by those damn Russians. +Windows 10 on ARM64 gets its first compiled apps,"After they compile it for ARM, can they use the desktop converter and publish it on the store and we can use it on the phone yet?" +best way to raid a base,I HOPE KEEMSTAR WILL REPORT THIS ON HIS NEWS (that's what the chat says) +"what, in your wildest imagination do you imagine the RNC did? They were OPENLY doing everything they could to prevent trump from winning. Everyone knew where they stood. There was also no other viable candidate. Conversely, the Debbie wasserman shultz and the rest of the DNC brazenly lied into the camera constantly saying they were not tipping the scales at all, and the media was calling sanders supporters conspiracy theorists, until everyone saw it was true. Completely different situations where one campaign had a tight race and the other didn't",Can this bot/troll be banned? +yep cause one game should decide opinions,"Yeah, cuz Lebron definitely hasn't had good games lately." +"I wouldn't call it bragging, the posters just want to have fun. It would be more relevant if they wrote how pretty they are then tacked on the second picture to make themselves look humble.","Judging by your username, I want to believe you're one of the girls posting there." +"U.S. death rate increases for first time in two decades. Life expectancy in the United States fell last year for the first time since 1993, as a record high was seen in deaths from drug overdoses, along with disturbing spikes in car crash fatalities, and gun-related homicides and suicides.",There seemed to be more crashes around here over the Thanksgiving holiday than I can remember previously. +Seeing someone with the blues brothers car is more interesting than half of what's on this sub,"You have a valid point, but you MAY have missed the picture of a pepper that was cut open with a TINY pepper inside!" +Whats up with falcon players being hype as shit but super stoic,Falcon players are a super member of the ancient philosophical school of Stoicism? +SupaBoy S: Official Launch Video,I find it hard to believe any kid that young today would be playing SNES games. +CEASE AND DESIST NOTICE,"Anyway, here's wonderwall..." +The gtx 1060 3gb is a great card imo,You forgot the +"Game Thread: Flames vs. Jets **Drinking Game:** - Tkachuk pisses someone off - 1 drink - D. Hamilton/Bennett stick infraction penalty - 2 drinks - Brodie/Gio make an stretch pass - 2 drinks - Backlund/Frolik force a turnover - 1 drink - Ferland hits - 2 drinks - Engelland looks like a pylon - 2 drinks - Wideman fucks up - 1 drink - Fight - 3 drinks **Bonus:** * Ice the puck on the PP - 3 drinks * Puck over the boards, delay of game penalty - 2 drinks","Man, if only we had traded Dougie for Duclair and a pick" +HRTX I'm averaged into this stock at 15.60 with some January 20 short calls against it. At this point Sustol has been approved and they've been selling it - still waiting on more news on HTX-011. Kinda seems like not a lot of catalysts until next earnings which is ~two months away. Your thoughts?,go all in +iEarth,Now with no oxygen! +Solar power doesn't work at night.,Yep better burn some more coal +"VPN recommendations Hey everyone - looking for advice on the best vpn to get ahead of my move to China in January 2017. Saw a few threads before discussing Astrill, Panda Pow etc., but am worried the info might be out of date. Anyone have any info on the best provider to go with? I'll be in Hangzhou, if that makes any difference. Thanks!",Witopia is still my go to VPN after 3 years. +"Here is at least one Wikileaked email FROM Pedosta TO Alefantis' personal email account -- proving a direct relationship between the two. (Anyone who tells you that Podesta didn't personally know Alefantis is simple naive, at best.)",who was saying they didn't know each other? +"Saving Private Ryan. Very intense, and it Just. Keeps. Going.",Yeah when he walks up to the grave I was really curious who it was. +When your kids are fresher than you.,"I always wanted the sketchers with lights on them as a kid, but my dad only bought me Nikes :(" +leave GOTR alone,Ima go ahead and break from 1TR and say *fuck GOTR airball* +"What are the general requirements for an entry level developer? I did a job interview recently for an entry level role and after I got feedback from my interview they essentially described me as almost good enough but they felt I was sub-entry level. What should I know as an entry level developer, I never went to school and I am entirely self taught.",Have 5 years of experience in frameworks that are only a couple years old. +How would one achieve a hairstyle like this one?,Do you people think before you post this shit? +That wasn't the same guy,"Well, he answered for the other guy so he got the follow-up." +Money can make anyone attractive.,"I'm in college so people aren't exactly rich at all, more like the opposite, but whatever you say, dude." +Why exactly should she have dropped out?,Everyone who disagreed with Madame Popular should have dropped out because it was her turn +Fuck oath Aussie accents make shit more convincing.,Does that make me more likely to belive something +"Pro-Life people of reddit, if abortion was stopped what would be the plan to ensure the welfare of the possibly thousands of neglected/unwanted children?","Get a job and stop living off the government, you lazy babies." +"I'm sure if they've been in prison for 17 years, we shouldn't be feeling sorry for them.",Yes because the judicial system is all fair and just +"It's a good sub. But maybe you should work on not seeing the other kind of dicks where they don't exist. We're all here to get our jollies and, occasionally, offer an opinion on common interests. There's no need for dickish responses.",Youre the only one being a fucking dickhead mate. +"Won a free casino buffet for 2 in Las Vegas, so I took Todd - a homeless man","Please, please, please, let them use your shower and give them some clothes before taking them out." +"I think he'll make 22% look like a thrilling endorsement, relatively.","Yeah, but it'd be 100% if you excluded all the brown people here illegally." +You can run it in VR using VorpX. The menus don't work but it is very cool and shooting people with arrows is quite easy because you just have to look straight at them. Skyrim doesn't support VR natively. But I wish it did.,The remaster of the special edition will +The Most Uncomfortable Fucking Situation I've ever dealt with at work.,Did management tell him you are the one who accused him? +"Not a drake fan but his number of number one hits rival some of the greatest bands of all time. People get tattoos all the time for a group or an artist they love, that's always been a popular idea. It's safe to assume there are some girls out there with drake tattoos. Could be worse, could be a dude with a drake tattoo.",Oh so now gay guys that like drake are worse than chicks that like drake? +"One does not have to believe in the absence of something, it simply isn't there.","you certainly do, especially if you have no way of knowing if it is or isn't there." +"To vote for the most divisive candidate, just because he makes a scene and ignores his own constituency for political gain is just as ignorant. The guy is a backward man who holds the almighty dollar above all else. Hillary is no saint either. She's a liar, and definitely a cheat, and probably a shapeshifter. The problem with voting, as a common man/woman is 90% of the voters don't actually look up the platforms their chosen candidates have. It's crazy to me to see that they are voting for a man who believes global warming is a hoax... Who is now actively searching through the EPA employees who are currently working on climate research, in an effort to fire them or defund them. Most voters don't even know each candidate in the election... Or what they stand for. Giving the right to vote to the clueless masses is an insane idea. We need to reform the election process to better inform the people, and restrict these demigogues and criminals from even participating in elections.","I agree, only wealthy white landowners should be allowed to vote." +I was trying to bid for a .gov tender. The process can be completed only on IE. Not any other browser.,_its a security feature and not a bug_ +I wonder if a certain percentage of the population is naturally way more sensitive to not feeling desired by their partner than the other percentages.,Some folks seek the constant validation and thrill of new or multiple partners. +Leveling up tombstone Is it worth? I can level it up to level 8.,"Helps against hogs, but other than that I can't really think of a use for leveling it up." +Who?,Al Gore +"To be fair, you shouldn't have to be locked up like an animal just to avoid freezing to death.",Then go get government aid or be homeless where it's warm +All the mobile apps dont compete with the desktop site IMO.,Yeah I always use the desktop site on my phone +Should I form Scandinavia? I hear you miss out on some interesting events.,"As someone who hates seeing Swedoblob every game, well done." +The elite scramble to orchestrate the greatest cover up of all time - Great poster to share.,"Ah, yes, the more people claim that something is false the more true it must be." +"Source says Steelers and OL David DeCastro have agreed to a five-year, $50 million extension",All pro guard worth every penny +then what is it if you don't mind me asking :3,"Hold on, I am trying to get off my high horse." +Wearing asymmetrical wings,Nobody puts Angel in the corner. +Fedora,*Tips* +Then should we give everyone a place to stay....Maybe some kind of universal basic income?,Ahh but that's socialism and therefore evil you communist hippy! +"* Locked hardware * Can't upgrade hardware * Cancer OS * Pay to play online * Controller in FPS games * Service constantly goes down compared to steam * No good 3rd party voice solution * Unresponsive, well, everything * Mid-range PC price, potato-tier performance Sign me the fuck up.",Just posted my pc on craigslist +Nice.,Nice +"No, you're a man",Thank you +"I work for an inner-city school district. Believe me, I've tried.",yeah those coons can't reason +Google delisted 1.75 billion websites because of copyright takedown requests,drop table google_index; +The offensive line doing a great job so far today.,Clark has been ehhh but I think Harrison had played great the last few weeks +My thoughts as well. No way the Frog would actually do this stuff. It is so un DotA-like. Litterally straight from HotS,"if its straight from hota it will replace items, but its not, really what so bad about talent?" +"Is there pro/good players that play with high sens? Hi just wondering , because i'm playing with Laser 1750 DPI 1000Hz Mouse with 5.0 sens in game , i'm a decent player , i got to DMG then stopped playing to focus on LoL , now i'm coming back from inactivity and climbing back without any problems. i wonder if there is a lot of people playing with a high sensivity like this?",I play at 12 at 12000 dpi n I'm rank s global elite pro +What does being non-white in the media industry have to do with globalization?,"Because non-white = bad, duh." +"I play basketball, and I've been hit in the balls like twice, so you really don't get hit a lot down there. Unless you're playing against Draymond Green...","It's just a natural kicking motion, man." +Rob when he gives you the points,C U C K E D U C K E D +What would you do for $1000 that you would NOT do for $100?,Pay $101 +is brandon ingram better than devin ebanks?,Is the sky blue? +"Current day Poland is more than 98% white Polish. The remaining 2% are mostly other Baltic or Slavic ethnicities. Not much has changed. I have been to the Baltics as well, and there simply are no black people there. They're not a small minority, they're nonexistant. It never had a native non-baltoslavic population, and there has hardly been much immigration there since the fall of the USSR because of economic depression, so why on earth would somebody from Nigeria move to Lithuania when they could just as easily go to Germany or the UK instead?",But it's fantasy so they need to include every race and gender and otherkin except white people and Geralt should be a gay trans woman +He said tonS,23 people. +"I have previously liked the Hitman games, but this episode ridden version have had me hold back. But after a few episodes: Is the game actually any good, compared to the others?",I think its one of the few titles in which playing one level over and over again is actually fun. +Can we get Fuqua?,Who? +that fucking spin what the fuck,Literally Hitler +andrew friedman aj preller,Friedman is praised by most people on reddit and he's too smart to give a shit about what people say about him on Facebook +"No, death still separated them at the time when the two of them ceased existing. I think this may just be something about my brain that works differently to yours in how I see death or the world or something.",r/iamverysmart +holy shit im about to win over 2k few $100 straight bets and 2 parlays 1 for 1k the other for 1.2 k,thats awesome congrats +Labor attacks Coalition for saying domestic violence leave an impost on economy.,Yeah cause getting beating on the daily by your partner is so good for productivity +Lawsuit: Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer led illegal purge of male workers,Who knew CEOs are pychopaths no matter what their gender is? +"Of course, I live in Australia tho. Any tips",Learn how to punt +Best 3ds rpg ever?,Ummm..... Link between world is NOT an RPG +When is this Make X great again meme going to die,make reddit great again! +"a couple crates grey , white , orange hard hat 1:1 or 3:3","Grey hard hat here, GT eFx Notorious" +"The sad state of ADC Marksmen are having serious issues right now. Now more than ever, we are seeing so many of these life of an adc clips of carries being destroyed without a chance of fighting back. But not only that, many people (including me) have ditched the role. So many games I see spiraling out of control even before I can finish Ezreal's 2 items, which is one of the cheapest 2 item builds of any adc (IBG/Tear, even TriForce/Tear is fairly cheap). You end up having to flip a coin every game on who will win early, unless you can get really fed in lane, and even then you are under constant pressure never to be caught and never to make a mechanical mistake in fights, else you may throw the game by yourself. So what is happening here? Fervor is no longer a viable option for any marksman outside of Ezreal and fringe cases of Twitch and maybe Lucian, making Warlords the only option for most carries who can't use DFT (ignoring TLD corki, but he's kind of and odd one anyways). Itemization has been nerfed since the preseason (I.E. has 5 less crit chance and still less AD making it a much less efficient first item purchase and a weaker second item. While shiv and RFC are arguably better, they still aren't good enough which is why we see many carries going for Phantom Dancer instead. The class has been nerfed as a whole since the preseason, not only due to item changes but also meta shifts. Elementary drakes made early game power much more important, where adcs just can't match up against the Syndra's and Oriannas who have really powerful 1-2 item spikes at cheaper gold costs compared to the 3800 price tags, and most classes now have very effective item choices (which is a good thing). The class as a whole needs a bump. Either making Fervor a better option for carries, potentially removing it as an option or making it less efficient for Fighters (6 stack cap, remove double stacking for melee?) or simply make the items more valuable, make the stat gap easier to bear (tiny hp pools/armor growths) or give back the defensive options that were stripped away 1 by 1 (Sterak's nerf for squishies, Maw nerfs, QSS nerfs? but to be fair those were fair and ended up balancing out). Something needs to be done, so marksmen can attempt to keep up early game and not end up getting so easily outpaced.",Can confirm ADC just feels bad to play compared to every other role. +"Roflmao, is there ANY evidence whatsoever for this crazy conspiracy theory about Russian hackers? BRB, getting my tinfoil LMFAO","Nope, but pizzagate is totally legit amirite?" +I should have known the horse jokes were inevitable,He Haw! +Felicity Jones,"Come on OP, that's clearly Daisy Riddley." +Job Wanted - Part #1,Progress towards Baby's explosion: 20% +Literally nobody is acting like that,I'd argue being happy about beating them or how the team played in general isn't taking into account just how bad the 49ers are. +You mean a franchise player can't contribute on more than 1 end of the court?,Klay didn't exactly play well either tho +The only writer you can trust.,Exactly. +"Tumblr's getting to real, guys","Ugh, society!" +"So I stumbled across a bunch of players farming an infinitely respawning NPC... I'm not going to say where, but I'm new so I wanted to know if this happens often? I googled my ass off but didn't find anything about this specific NPC but I saw a lot about pig farming. This is on ps4 and it seems to be instances since I couldn't find it several times on other toons in the same spot. Is there any more info about these? The amount of cloth drops is insane and I'm sure a great way to farm gold before housing comes out. And uh, don't ban me please, I already forgot where the location was...","Did you see this on xbox NA, in the 3rd dagerfall region, and all the players where sorcerors with pets and all wearing the same costume?" +Get heated grips and wear whichever gloves you like.,Just not the trackside grips from cycle gear.. +"As a financial advisor, I would recommend this strategy 0 times out of 100.",Can you explain? +You're gonna piss off a lot of Aya fans with that comment.,Oh God forbid somebody has a different opinion on something on reddit! +"Man, I'm the exact opposite. Ronin is fun to play, but IMO his biggest strength is as a very fast, phase shifting time bomb. 3 Titans means they can get me to doomed faster, then my phase reflex kicks in and I plop right in the middle of everyone and nuke their ass",I'm sure this is exactly what the devs had in mind when they were designing this Titan. +"Who are your early All Star predictions? I'll probably accidentally snub people here but I got *=(based on starers being voted in) East: DWade* Kyrie* Lebron Butler Melo * DeRozan Lowry Giannis PG13 KLove Wall Walker Snubs: Horford, Embiid, Whiteside, Drummond, IT, Paul Millsap, Beal, Porzingis West: Westbrook Steph Durant Kawhi AD CP3 Harden Cousins MGasol Hayward Klay Lillard Snubs: Draymond Green, Conley (injury), Rudy Gobert, KAT, Blake Griffin, LMA, Bledsoe, CJ, Deandre Jordan, George Hill, Wiggins, Barnes",**BOLD PREDICTION** Westbrook goes to the All Star game. +"Anyone who supports the prosecution of whistleblowers should be opposed, regardless of party lines.",I'm sure Trump is going to be perfectly supporting of the first whistleblower that occurs under his watch +"Well Hillary promised to declassify Area 51 so if Trump doesn't reveal the alien autopsies from Roswell, New Mexico than I'll know I backed the wrong horse!","If Trump does not get us to Alpha Centauri within 8 years, I will literally turn into an SJW." +I think maybe cuz Army wasn't much worse than Navy this year so everyone expected the upset,"Thats not it at all, it's because it was Verne's last game." +"The point of dropping the port in the first place is to gain the space. Changing the port for another USB-C softens the blow, but then why bother at all?","With two USB-C ports, if you have two chargers you can charge twice as fast!" +"there is no apostrophe in Fridays. you don't use apostrophes to make words plural, people. this is grade school vocabulary.",That's such a bro thing to say bra! +"I think you still need to study. A lot of SAT II Spanish Reading for me was grammar, which I had to prep for. Maybe you could study some points of grammar and conjugations, spend some weeks reading news in Spanish (just to get some more complex vocab), and take a practice test.",if I got a 5 on the language exam would I still have to study much? +On a scale of 100% how hard? How dangerous?,0% hard 0% dangerous...... +"Part of me feels like this ends with Dom going into hiding in space, merging the Fast and the Furious universe with the Riddick universe.",Would be okay with that. +being an atheist doesn't make you a good or well informed person.,Never said it did - I'm just forestalling the go back and read your bible quips some other folks got for opposing abortion. +Grabbing a PS4 Pro for my kids - No idea what games to get.,For kids that age I would get them a WiiU or DS because you won't really have to worry about kid friendly games but if you actually mean that you're gonna buy a PS4Pro for 4K Netflix when your kids aren't playing it then go for it and buy Ratchet and Clank and Minecraft +Kwanzaa - Wikipedia,Never met anyone who celebrates +Trebuchet,Underrated comment. +I just feel like I'm really being pressured into it.. I don't know what to do =.=,People who love you don't blackmail you. +How does a gaming chair help?,He forgot the +honestly Does this dude not realize that his bitch is using him for citizenship,Yeah you can tell so much from a 20 minute conversation +Deep Fried Frenz.,DOOM +The world's 62 richest billionaires have as much wealth as the bottom half of the world's population,Hard work +"We only still remember 9/11 because America made such a big deal about it. It is no more tragic than events in Palestine, Kosovo, etc.",No shit +Formal or plural,Women aren't formal. +"I'm guessing the dev doesn't know how to sanitize database queries, so disabling special characters was the next best thing...?",Because salt-hashing passwords is a completely overrated thing. +"Clearing stacks with his 200 DMG nuke sounds like not the thing, I'll be honest",He meant the chain frost of course +The Original Seven by smlshin,Where's Cyborg +Trump in 2014; Skipping Intel briefing is unacceptable for the President!,"Well, unlike Trump, Obama isn't smart enough." +It's inflated by his headshot damage and reload speed. He has only 29% EAD which is trash for pvp and only 20%CHC and 50 something CHD which is also trash for pvp. His health and armor mitigation is on point tho. He is missing competent on one of his talents...rather see that then brutal especially for pvp.,Not to mention his CHC is inflated by Vicious talent too (+10% when 2+ health bar) +Epic disaster as Limpopo brothers are killed while raping a crocodile,"Yep, all cultures are equal and worthy .." +10/10? More like a perfect 5/7,I see what you did there.. +"I used to play a lot of World of Warcraft when I was younger. Was all about it with my buddies, huge nerds. One time they were coming out with a patch that fucked my characters class over. I was raging about it with my friends and we have pretty dark humor so I submitted a ticket to a blizzard mod, saying i was gonna /wrists myself if they follow through with the patch. It was funny imo. Next morning about 8 am I'm on the computer and I hear knocking on the door, my mom opens up the door to 2 cops asking if I'm alive. WoW reps dropped a dime on me. lol they told me to watch what I say online. I was like 13/14",Blizzard takes that kind of shit seriously for liability reasons. +Giuliani: 'I would have to be a moron' to say some cities won't rig election,Giuliani: I would have to be a moron Couldn't agree more +I've seen this as well. Men that can't be man enough to tell their new gf that their friends with other girls. I don't understand it at all,Yeah because men just suddenly one day had this new fear of telling partners about female friends that came out of nowhere and had nothing at all to do with intense jealousy from women towards any and all forms of competition +"In general: There's a safe spot to overload after enemies used their aoe attack (in Hot), or after you break the cc bar for champions/bosses. Try to keep moving behind him so he can't cleave you, also, don't be afraid to dodge early; it's better to survive than to die because you want that overload buff :)","Videl don't tell lies, the only way for an ele to survive is to have your guildie druid heal you through out the whole fight ;-)" +Because DDT is illegal.,I think the WWE banned it too. +inhale my dong enragement child ok.,golden fnaf meme +Suction fish,Did suction cups from this fish or did this fish base this off our suction cups? +What he did still shows a complete lack of diplomatic skills.,China has the right to deny US Taiwan dialog. +"Push Button, Receive Shiner",white lives matter +Nights isn't Frank's highest song? wtf,"My thoughts exactly, it should at least be where Nike is." +Some traditions are good traditions that are there for a reason.,"Yes, like lynching." +"Playing all maps in Finals of Major What do you guys think about having teams play on all maps against eachother for the finals (Best of 7). I know it would take a LONG time, but excluding that, what do you guys think? I just thought of this like 5 minutes ago, and haven't put any thought into it, so let me know what you think.",What could possibly go wrong with asking teams to potentially play 9 hours of CS in a row? +Can you feel it?,"Knowing Gohan's personality, chances are, he has most likely said these exact words to Videl....." +*puts on Ronaldo wig* What if the writers of SU come here and pretend to give their theories when it's actually what will happen and some of us comment back telling them how stupid that is?!,"Quick look up the redditors who said gem harvest would be about farming, I bet they're crewniverse in disguise." +Looking at the patch notes .. and in the eyes of a player who just joined the game .... these maintenance durations are fuckin ridiculus .... like for real: in 8 hours FFXIV would drop nearly half an expension ... WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK is Zenimax doing .... with patch notes like these the maintenance should take 2 hours ....,"Wait for it, patch is deployed, login servers still down :'DDDD" +Experience doing dick,you really sound like you know what you're talking about. +"For shame? No, I do it for karma.",Downvoted you for not being social IRL +fps normally?,80 +"What do you think Joels next albums gonna be called? I mean it's impossible to tell, I heard he kinda randomly choices the name. However it's fun to speculate. I might be at play #6 though.",Notes and Stuff +They look much better uncaged.,The budget Yeezy +"Makes you wonder what happened to Kanye, dude doesnt even look the same anymore.",That's what dating a Kardashian can do to you. +Anyone who has lived in a city with rapid transit knows this is a beautiful sight,"The R in LRT stands for rail, not rapid." +New usernames for Camille **Change your names fast bois** Camille Toe Camillenium Camillemeters Cumille Spy Camille Enamille Edward scissor legs ScissorMeTimbers Kamille Scissor Me Daddy 2Blade Camille Ferros Kha'Mille Kassamille Comille CancerCamille Abudabi Camille Cami11e Girl with blade feet Windmille Humillebird *pls recommend more below* Edit 1: added some,Edward Scissor Legs +Obi Wan movie gets pushed back for Death Star: A Star Wars Story.,Death Of Death Star: A Death Star Star Wars Death Story. +It worked last time,bungie never makes the same mistake twice +Oh...Sir! Insult Simulator | Havin' A Bash,How'd trott get the steam UI to look like that? +Temporarily ruined the pattern on the sidewalk****,true...still mildly infuriating +"Former Witcher, Gwent designer Damien Monnier hired by Dying Light dev to work on the new, open-world fantasy IP.",Can we play Gwent without buying The Witcher or is it only a minigame? +Electoral College members demand information on Russian relations before voting to make Donald Trump president,"10 Electors, 9 of which are Democrats... Yeah, totally the entire EC" +Didn't realize we were under an NDA lol.,It was in the email with the beta code :) +So everyone in India and Africa is going to be driving around in mass transit and ev?,"Yes, the road systems and infrastructure in both regions will allow for 100s of thousands of new vehicles easily." +"That's it? Not bad... Better than causing the death of 4 in Benghazi, taking TARP funds from citizens, admitting to having angela merkel being a role-model... I'm not sure I have time to type out all the stuff that makes Clinton unfit for presidency.","I agree, Clinton is unfit to be president, but if you think trump is fit to be president you're crazy as shit." +This is an almost verbatim repost of the #2 post on this sub,Is this sub big enough that bots are reposting to links? +What are your unpopular opinions involving The Flash? I'll start. I don't exactly like the reveal of Jay being Zoom. What's your guys?,Not enough Felicity. +"Thing is drones have nothing to do with Blackbeard's shield. I'm fine with nerfing his shield but they did it too much. Like everyone and I said, his shield will be gone before his body is even shootable. I would like to see him with a 100-125 hp shield, which can hold out to around 5-6 rounds as opposed to now 1-2 and 7-8 pre-nerf.","Idea I was getting at was you could drone ahead, or someone behind you / on your team could drone ahead of you so you know where they are, thus reducing the need to pie around a corner as much." +2meirl4meirl,Man fuck this sub for being so real +Prometheus was not a hot mess. You just don't know how to recognize good film making.,dropped this: +......yikes,Truth ain't always pretty. +Ryan Sees 'Nothing But Enthusiasm' From Trump on Addressing Economy,Economy = helping the rich get richer +Who would you rather have latavius murray or demarco murray in a ppr,Who is available that warrants dropping either of those two? +I'm glad I can move out of the country then.,"Yes, a subreddit is equivalent to your home country." +WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!,"DAH DAH-DUDUDUDUDUDU DOO DOO, DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DAHDAHDAHDAHDAH!" +What's hilarious is thinking California just shouldn't matter.,"It just makes sense that my vote is worth less than the vote of someone in a different state, right?" +Would not go east of Port Coquitlam. Possibly the Maritimes if I really needed to.,So either not-east or maximum east ;) +"i honestly do not know why the government does not make a tax incentive/write off for any new homes being built where they would put solar panels on the roof. IMHO, it should be mandatory to put them on any new construction.","cause muh freedoms what if I want to only use coal generation, that's my prerogative, boo subsidies the market knows all, all hail the free market." +"If Trump's electoral college victory is a landslide, then I would argue you could say the same for Hillary's popular vote margin.","Yeah, a margin of almost 1% in the popular vote is pretty much the same thing as almost 50% more electoral votes." +n0thing 3k + spray transfer,no wonder he has sore arms +They are a shitty clump of cells. Cut that shit out.,great scientific understand you got there +Where is Horizon 3 located at?,Australia +Murray is slipping according to Tyson Nash Last season: 2.00 GAA and 0.930 save percentage This season: 2.01 GAA and 0.929 save percentage,washed up trade him to las vegas +day of the rope,*Shaking* +"Yea, because my company's policies require them. I own the company so I guess it's my choice.",Well look at Mr Businessman ver here! +I'm not seeing the Advanced in this new advanced LTE I'm in Houston and I never see more than 40mbit when I'm in a high signal spot. Is it just me or are there others having the same issue elsewhere? I have an iPhone 6s so it should be compatible and it is on iOS 10.,You're not always going to see 100+ down.. It depends on how loaded the tower is and reception. +"My brother 'accidentally' shot his son with a bow and arrow in the arm. His ex wife and daughters don't speak to him. He keeps pressuring me to get them to talk to him So as title states my moron brother shot a arrow through his sons arm. I don't care if it was an accident it was moronic to do what he did. He told his son to go pick something up near the target and he did. He decided this was a good time to shoot an arrow and it hit his son on the arm. His wife and daughters [40F, 16F, 14F,10F] refuse to believe this was an accident. His wife divorced him and nothing could change her mind about it. They think even if it was a mistake, it's unforgivable to shoot an bow and arrow around a child when he is near the target. My nieces have become super protective of my nephew since that day. Their mother tells me they play with him all the time. My brother keeps pressuring me to get his daughters and ex wife to speak to him. It's getting to the point where he calls me in the middle of the night to make it happen. How do I get him to stop? tl;dr: Brother accidentally shot his son in the arm with a bow and arrow. His daughters and ex wife refuse to speak to him and he keeps pressuring me to get them to talk to him","Tell him he shot his son through the arm, and he's to blame, he gives parenting... A bad name." +"And who would stop nepotism? Corruption? This is an enclave of unelected, unregulated people controlling our election process, as you propose. While they might stop a Trump every once in a while, who's to say they don't stop more progressive candidates who could potentially sap their capital and interests?","Man, it sure is great that the democratic process we have now stopped nepotism and corruption in Trump's election, as well as allowing for a progressive candidate to take the reins!" +"Before infiniquetz and 2x, it took a few hours to make one metal behemoth set. And 3/4 of the time was spent ferrying the ore. Ferry time is not play time. OFC I'm PvE so that might make a difference. PvP you run the risk of getting attacked in transit and whatever but PvE I just want to build the damn thing and be done with it. And then go fight a bronto or whatever.","You know, you're right, they should just remove the need for farming entirely so you can play bob the builder all day." +Dad? You're back from getting smokes?,A LIVING MEME +DIY arduino turbo gauge,"Nice, looks very well done" +"Texas pastor yells, Santa Claus does not exist! to children waiting in line for Santa at the mall",YOU'RE DISRESPECTING THE CHILDREN'S BELIEFS! +You're getting confused with your razor,"I get confused all by myself, thank you very much where am I?" +Are we ever going to get back to the game or no?,Just call it a game and be done with it I say. +A compulsion ring. I would have too much fun with something like that.,"Hurrah for mind rape, it's worse than regular rape, especially if you use it for regular rape." +"this is the issue. Banks dont want it cuz federal law says pot still illegal. they are participating in an illegal activity if they take the $$$. Something has to give. puts a big target on the dispensaries for crooks, thieves, and ner-do-wells. not to mention all the pot they can try to steal if they didnt sell it all yet. either way, more laws need to be in place. Or POTUS should leave it up to states",Don't worry Jeff Sessions will make it easier for dispensaries to use banks. +Marcelo arrisca tornar-se o rei das medalhas,Es o nosso rei marcelooo +"Reddit, what song tells the best story?","I am an adult now, but when I was eight years old and I actually listened to the lyrics of the song Wildfire by Martin Murphy, I would silently weep every time I heard it for a few years." +I guess in the context of coh2 it would be deliberately throwing units at the enemy to give them vet e.g. walking infantry into a mg and leaving them there.,"Wait, I thought walking infantry into MG is how this game should be played." +Tired of ATM lines? Delhi BJP will give you a laddoo,A game changer. +The truth about figs,That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about figs to dispute it. +Wear a T-shirt that says I WANT A PS4 PRO,And then a scarf that says EMPHASIS ON THE PRO +fire turtle,Me too thanks +Double price changes??? Anyone else having a glitch where price changes print both the night before and the night after? Of course help desk is of no help and I honestly think he didn't know what I was talking about (do they ever???) Labels are hard enough to come by this time a year and it doesn't help when I get 300 repeat labels that end up in the trash...,"For now if you unplug power from the label printer, it clears it's buffer and the PoS thinks it's done." +Ryan Reynolds - Deadpool,Ryan Reynolds - Green Lantern +I also have miscarried. I can't imagine the government imposing even more grief on me than I was already experiencing. Just gross. And something like 1/3 women miscarry in their lifetime. What a way to treat women.,Women aren't people though +Only goddamn commies ever don't support free will!,"Fucking robot thing to say, you fekkin wannabe!" +This shitty gut p3 pleaaase,23 key if ur lucky ;) ill buy ur shitty p3 +"Get a firm comb, slip the comb under the mat, pull briskly. Rinse, repeat, and do multiple sessions if needed.They will squeak but mats are very uncomfortable for them and need to be removed. And give them lots of treats for being good =3",Thank you! +Why have I got so many ACL injuries!,"Must be training on artificial turf, it's bad for the joints" +Haha how come you were there? Family or what?,"I wasn't actually there, fortunately." +Miracle Rogue now has the same winrate as Pirate Warrior and Midrange Shaman. (Aggro Shaman still on top).,Rogue is dead didn't get any cards this expansion Blizz plz +"It's becoming the go-to method to use when leaving your dog alone even for mature dogs. I blame it on our ridiculous 8am to 5/6/7?pm work schedules. People don't have enough time for their dogs, dogs get destructive, people then crate their dogs to stop the destruction rather than actually treating it.","I think if there's no one home for 10 hours a day, you shouldn't be allowed to get a dog." +Of course it's done! It only existed to try to keep Clinton from becoming president. They spent over $7 million of taxpayer money to do it. Mission accomplished. Americans fleeced again and remain clueless.,Well thank god they didn't piss the money away on something frivolous like homeless mothers. +for example? I had no idea where to put it....,"Since it's just a 413 bytes file you could put the contents in a pastebin, Github.. etc." +Final Fantasy 1 Class Character illustration project - missing a few,Black Mage is 10/10 would wear on a shirt. +I 1ike you,i 1ike you and the way you th1nk +What's wrong with Satanism?,Its not christianity +"Go where no one can help them if you engage them, I get 3-5 free kill a game in gold just because people don't watch where they go as much as they should. This is probably the easiest thing to improve on, not getting caught for nothing, just watch the mini map and imagine there is a rengar in every bush.",I am Lee main I fuck that Rengar +"Jeremy Lin +17 in 20 minutes. Whitehead -23 in 24 minutes. We need Lin so bad, he can't get healthy fast enough.","That pull up, air ball 3 with a full shot clock left when down by 1 pt tho" +"Aya Blackpaw is best waifu, if this post gets 653 UpJades, then everyone who comments will get a free golden Aya Blackpaw f2p btw, blizzard agreed to this.",Whoaow +Not to be a buzz kill but Isn't she dead?,"yeah she's dead, are we going to say it everytime someone post one of her video ?" +I'm pretty sure the khaimera survived and was praising the gideon.,Well damn that's what you get for watching on an unrotated iPhone +LeBron James is the Michael Jordan of basketball.,Didn't they both play basketball tho? +He dindu nuffin was a good boy loved his momma need mo money for dem programs,Does being pathetically racist on a sub make you feel better about yourself? +"Oh god , liberals want to shit all over democracy, the sweet, but pathetic irony",Yeah because conservatives would never do that! +OnePlus 3T vs Nexus 6P Speed Test (For General Use),"tl;dw the newer, better specced device won, amazing!" +How is providing Cubans with faster internet evil?,Because they are providing it for a socialist country so it's really evil. +Best Buy employees buy Wii-U for kid who visited it daily,"Couldn't have waited for the Switch, huh?" +This actually made me sad because I really like Tulsi but you're right,"Pelosi and fauxcahantas, what a dream" +What freedoms are we losing exactly?,"Apparently we were previously free to import fentanyl through the mail, as long as we did it in packages less than 30grams" +Remember This - Sweden: est 77% of rapes committed by 2% Muslim male population,"That's just pure coincidence, you're racist, xenophobic and islamophobic for thinking it's related!" +"Eat without washing their hands. And I'm talking about eating *with* their hands. After they've touched menus, chairs, door handles, money, etc.","it's healthier, I'm building up my immune system" +"- Abaddon - Mist coil - AA - Cold feet - Arc Warden - Flux - Axe - Battle hunger - Bane - Brain sap - Bloodseeker - Bloodrage - BH - Track - Brewmaster - Drunken haze - Bristleback - Goo - Broodmother - Spawn spiderlings I just gave you 10 heroes with at least 1 spell to pop that spell shield without being disabled themselves and I'm 2 letters into the alphabet. Not just that, but the following items are available for everyone and also pop spell shield without disabling yourself: - Urn - Force staff - Diffusal blade - Ethereal blade - Dagon - Halberd Now with some of these things you might want to think twice before you make them backfire on yourself, but there's also shitloads of non-targetted disables that also allow you to cc an AM. Not to mention that in your example, you're also talking about a 6 slotted AM, which just shouldn't happen unless you know you can control him.",SeemsGood Thanks Jeten_Gesfakke SeemsGood +"She was originally planned to be a rival in the game, who would argue and counter Hajime and the player. I'd say she was replaced by Komaeda, along with the addition of craziness.","I guess once you lose your purpose in a game, you're an idiot forever." +"Screenshot utility like in GNOME? In GNOME pressing PrintScreen takes directly screenshot into Pictures folder with datetime as name, pressing Shift+PrintScreen allows taking rectangle screenshot and Ctrl+PrintScreen caps window under cursor. I really want this functionality.",There is an program called Greenshot which does this (I had it preinstalled at work). +"He made the impossible promise that he could bring American manufacturing jobs back en masse. Typically no one makes the kind of promises he made, because they're impossible. It's going to be interesting seeing how things shake out on that front with his supporters.",But it's all the evil Democrats' faults for blocking him in Congress +please- someone tell me *something positive* from this appointment? anyone?? I desperately need to hear it.,His nickname is T. Rex. +Wonder Woman/Pink Ranger Exclusive Variant from Forbidden Planet (UK),Now make them kiss... +An entire thread of Europeans thinking it's right to force people to touch other people against their will,But muh culture war. +Keep on searching. You have enough knowledge. It's just a matter of time.,I hope so. +One of my Reddit Gift Pieces :),Haha thanks for all the support everyone! +My 105 great-gran being a badass.,Looks like a 75 at the most +what Is with your Weird capitalization on all of your Posts?,What's you pantie pissing crying about. +"I love the library. Free books I can borrow, CDs, free music downloads, free e-book rentals, free audio book rentals, movies, entire seasons of tv shows, video games, museum passes, free classes, storytime for the kids, mine even has a telescope you can borrow. I will never understand why more people don't take advantage of their local library especially since they are already paying for it with their taxes.",Because books are for nerds +"Men and Boys Are Forgotten Victims of Wartime Sexual Violence, Says ICTJ Report","bunch of crybabies, do we need to remember them of their privilege that got them into the army the first place?" +Yes I would do it ASAP because there will not be a jailbreak for 9.3.5. Update to iOS 10.1.1 or anything except 10.2.,"Im on 10.1(14B72c), is this 10.1.1?" +"Not full time, at the moment I'm a stay at home daddy.",fully cucked. +My matchmaking this season... Blizzard plz,"I don't see the problem, you have just as many players as the enemy team." +Could be that I missed the other mobs then but Im quite sure I took down all the squishy ones and the only one left was the super tanky one and whilst I stood there taking it down the breach closed. I want to believe that I did it wrong and there were other mobs to kill. Thanks for the input. I hope you are right and there were other squishier targets to kill to keep the breach open.,"The breach sonstantly expands, so there will only be one pack but leave the rare and comtinue and the breach will reveal mow trash to clear as you go." +All I know is Witcher 3 is flawless and Fallout 4 is literally unplayable.,Don't forget not to pre order +"Vettel Driver of the Day (wtf, why so quickly, I hadn't even time to vote)","17 Positions gained, record for Singapore I guess?" +My son wanted to see the orchestra But I said he couldn't because there was so much SAX AND VIOLINS,"Cellout, dad." +My thoughts on a lifetime of research.,And yet you are visiting the most gullible sub in Reddit. +"Long Before Trump, Kellyanne Conway Worked for Anti-Muslim and Anti-Immigrant Extremists",And that's the good news about Ms Conway. +"I know it's a meme now, but back in my days we actually did buy girlfriends. They were usually male kids the same age behind the screen, though.",Wow I had no idea +Girl Spirit is over but said they'll be back. What female singers would you like to see in the next season? I know there are many great singers but here's my top 5 list... 1. Wendy from Red Velvet 2. Sejeong from Gugudan 3. Hyelin from EXID 4. Beak Ayeon from JYP 5. Choa from AOA,Yebin from DIA please +Looks more like John Belushi in a dress.,so... Susan Boyle. +"You should really read up on OH&S. It's about reducing the risk that he'll have an accident. If he has an accident, his employer is the one that faces the financial burden through costs and time. As much fun as it is to hate on, not everything is the result of some narcissistic asshole.",Found safety dave. +Then masturbate,Same thing +"there is no compulsion in religion. is a direct quote from the Quran. and there is no scripture, not even Hadith, that says a woman should cover her hair in Islam. it's based on the tradition that Arabs covered their heads in the desert (men and women), and based on the idea that the prophet had his wives cover their head and face (which was not uncommon dress at the time, even for pagans and Christians and Jews of Arabia) to prevent his wives from being targeted for politician motives. he never told Muslims to cover their hair.",That would be all well and good if it were in practice. +For ammo? Jeez,"Yeah, cause it'll increase public safety" +Alma M'ater,r/crappydesign +Why Didn't Obama Do More About Russian Election Hack?,They should probably be asking Mitch McConnell +what is even going on.,"Dank memes, son, in fact, the dankest on the whole website" +"Because cats are assholes. No, I didn't read it.","Can confirm, have cat." +scored on lol,"That term is heavily used in North America, just FYI." +TIL: Festival of Ganesh Chathurthi was started by Bal Gangadhar Tilak in 1893 for galvanizing support for India's independence movement,Good Guy Hindu: Educating Indians who were too lazy to read history during their school days. +Meanwhile an official in Germany is making the case that Shariah law can and should be implemented in Germany.,Because it's compatible with German law. +What I'm saying is the character looks bad visually and has next to no potential for actual good skins because Zaryas design was forced by third wave feminists bitching online.,"She's a strong woman with short hair, must be some feminist BITCH's design" +"The election is over. We are past the point where his only goal is to sway more of the voting population to his camp than Hillary can to hers. Now he has to contend with professional politicians who hopefully are a little more informed and can see through his bullshit. Not saying he won't still be able to maneuver, but he will have to start playing a different game.",You can totally see him doing that with his victory rallies and tweets. +Dude wins three in a row and gets cut because he lost to Cheick Congo? That hardly seems fair lol.,This is the fairest organization of all time GTFOH shill! +Um.. okay.,Should've added that was +jesus christ thats like the price of a spool.,10 for $35 though what a steal +"Easy to be a chickenhawk when you're a US citizen with your entire family thousands of miles away across a several oceans. The knee-jerk Get Tough approach is a failure. Remember India's long game. Pakistan has lost control of its own groups. Pakistan is now victim of their own monster that they have created. The price they have paid is a lack of FDI, CPEC is not going as well as they hoped thus far. India got over 50B USD in FDI last year, Pakistan got something like 1.5B. They are borrowing money like there is no tomorrow from all the major agencies. Their GDP per capita growth is atrocious. On top of this, India can and should move to make sure they don't get any US aid at all. Play hardball with the yanks. They are desperate enough to be on the good side of India, use that to India's advantage. They are already moving to that anyway. By supporting Balochistan and now even Sindh separatist groups, India is causing much more social unrest than Pakistan could ever hope to do. Never forget the long-term aim, to become so dominant of South Asia, economically, politically and geostrategically, that Pakistan becomes little else but a minor irritant. Pakistan knows this, it knows it has no counter to the grand strategy so it tries to drawn India in with these sorts of attacks to overreact. Thus, it can deflect attention away from a failed and overindebted economy with meager results and with a rising domestic militant problem. India should play hardball, but do so in a disciplined manner. Giving way to knee-jerk responses, especially pronounced by people like Christine Fair who has zero skin in the game and likes being a hawk when other people have to bear the cost of that advice, is foolish.","Yeah, instead of going to war, just undercut them in all their exports in the international market, give subsidies to local competing industries and work on the logistics infrastructure for those industries." +Anything subjective is debatable. They're stating their opinions.,Debatable +you can see in the video that multiple people were ejected from the bus,Source? +How do you know the race of the person you're arguing against?,"look at his finger, duh" +"For a man? Money, toned body, and facial symmetry.","Surprise, surprise, women can be as shallow as men." +She was 9-10,"Oh, ok, that makes it MUCH better." +These are so dumb,thanks +Well to be fair it wasn't exactly their brightest hour,"Yeah, their brightest hour was when they were being colonised and had diseases from the Europeans." +How dare the Hag protect herself against the survivors' ability to completely remove her perk from the game? She should just give up a perk slot for your convenience because the whole world revolves around you.,No obviously she is prolonging the match because survivors HAVE to get the the hex totem before they work on gens +"That's odd, why does it say on the RSI website next guy to say my ship is a tough nut to crack, will get a taste of my size 5",$$ +"What do you make of right wing people who feel exactly the same about the left, and stockpile ammo / guns and post shit about an impending civil war?",They're uneducated and misinformed. +Halsey is that you,I wish +"They're actually pretty vocal about it. Visit Republican and conservative sub-Reddits, Facebook, YouTube, etc. They actually love him for it: He said he was going to do this the whole time! America needs successful businessmen to fix it! I think these billionaires are looking out for me and my small town values!","Come on, everybody knows the whole reason the economy is in the dumps is because Obama hates businesses, so these companies like Exxon can't afford to hire anybody." +pupper does a splash splash haha,Splish splash Doggo is takin a bath +and this is why Open Source initiatives have trouble attracting fresh blood. This stupid tribalism game where we ostracize anyone who isn't in on our little FOSS secret. A better response would have been to kindly explain what it is. It would have take you about the same amount of keystrokes.,"While you may have a point, that has nothing to do with the comment you replied to." +"Looking for a good mint/menthol flavor for winter Since it is now winter for real (ohio weather is fucking dumb) I'm looking for a good menthol flavor or minty flavor to vape just in case I get a chest cold or a bad cough. I use these as cough drops, because they work better for me, and I always end up chewing the drops. I have some from my local B&M's shop juice, but it was 12mg and they stopped carrying the flavor because the mixing was off which caused it to have too much menthol(shit was like breathing cold fire). I also have no MTL anything anymore. Anyone have any suggestions? Thanks in advance!",[[Kringles Curse]] on the high end for price but worth every cent +"this beef didnt deserve this much attention, shit was dumb in the beginning. shout out to lil yatchy for giving kodak credit in the first place, kodak is a busta",Yea.... I'd say the guy who makes corporate boardroom rap music and tries to be hard with his only street cred being using fake credit cards is more of a busta +XIX is 19,"Eye 20/20, he's saying he's got perfect vision" +Scientists Report The Arctic Is Melting Even More Rapidly,But don't worry Global Warming is clearly a myth developed by those Libritards right? +"Exactly. It's like patching up an exhaust up with duct tape, sure it'll get you home but it's just a matter of time till fails again.",More like spraying ax over your BO eh? +"Yes, many birth defects can be screened for earlier but my insurance wouldn't cover anything except the 20 week anatomy scan.",Guess you shouldn't have gotten pregnant then. +Trump's strategy is to make America so backward that immigrants would rather stay in their home countries.,"Well, if you want America to really compete for jobs with 3rd world, we gotta be more like the 3rd world." +I actually think Melo was looking to pass a decent amount down the stretch. No rose really hurt tonight as it allowed bledso to go bananas and get bigs in foul trouble. We weren't going to win once porzingis fouled out,Shhh don't you see this game was all Melo's fault +"500fps? How :( I play with everything on low on 1024x768 on an i7 3700 and 1070 and drop below 200fps all the time, struggling to get past 300 (even with limit turned off)","His pc is worth over $2k, also he has a streaming PC that is literally only logged into his client/OBS" +Caught on Video. An unfortunate I TOLD YOU SO! Comcast Xfinity causes multiple slide offs and an accident with injury.,"I mean...fuck Comcast and all, but why would you drive so quickly when the roads haven't been plowed yet?" +Go spit your master race bullshit somewhere else.,I'm so glad that this community doesn't make console players feel like second class citizens +Guy from my High School just got dumped...,"Fact: Before reality tv, Kim Kardashian, Tinder and Ariana Grande songs, decent men roamed the plains chivlariously doing things for women." +"This is my first post on Reddit, but better late than never. Today, I lost a huge part of my heart. My dog of almost 13 years passed away. Rest In Peace, sweet Jill.",I guess when my dog dies I can look forward to reddit karma? +Government planning action to target multinationals over tax,The power of the market research group. +Screwing up your alignment was DEFINITELY worth the 30 seconds you saved!,"It's okay, they are saving the environment." +"Beautifully done. Although I read your below comments about how the exo gives the strangers rifle, I still think it would have been better if you'd given her the actual NTTE pulse - she's never gonna get that reference, but she'd get the NTTE one (I'd hope). Either way up vote for savagery. I somehow never get in these situations, but I think I'm more of a dick so when I tell a girl I'm busy she doesn't push it. Also I study while I play so I can just send a picture of a desk filled with papers and sidestep the subject.",how does one study while they play :o +So the Hemlok...,Nice job harvesting vegetables +Edmonton woman told sports bra inappropriate for city recreation centre,she should go to meadows she could wear anything she wanted +Fishing is all about luck. You can't control how big the fish you'll catch. You can't control how many fish you can catch. You can't control what type of fish you'll catch.,Not with that attitude. +Renekton hard matchup? L U L,Highest win rate vs j4 Most kills vs Feedsuo +being good at the game feels nice?,Not that you'd know. +Did you see changelog?,No.. I just read the top few comments which seemed to praise it but felt spammy because they didn't talk about the update at all. +(nearly 50) .. YEAH! just a bunch of 30 year olds..,"Don't be grinch, they are just kids." +lagf,dank +"Alonso vs Massa shouldn't count, he wasn't even allowed to be faster, lol",You forgot the +Just don't drag us into it again...,Haven't the Russians been humiliated enough during the past 25 years and now you want to deny them their rightful rule over you! +Just asked him not to watch it full blast in the living room. Otherwise I really don't care.,How old was he? +"AK-47 Redline w/ IBP, Titan, LGB, & Complexity (Holos)",WOW +"Rant Wednesday Welcome to Rant Wednesday: It's your time to let your gym/fitness/nutrition related frustrations out! There is no guiding question to help stir up some rage-feels, feel free to fire at will, ranting about anything and everything that's been pissing you off or getting on your nerves!",Getting kinda tired of waking up @5am and having to scrape ice off my car windows +Best champ since zed. As a riven player i love this champ. Planning to spam the fuck out of her.,I dont get her q tho +I can never think about Guzma without also thinking that.,Who can't either? +"U know, the translations aren't made by GAME FREAK, but by The Pokemon Company International right?","The Pokemon Company are mainly the merchandisers of the franchise, but there was no franchise before the original Red and Green were made, which Nintendo and Game Freak were doing." +"Do it, I TRIPLE DOG dare you",Oh god why :'( +"then it goes to the president, who has the power to veto the bill. Obama is planning on signing this btw. the extension is clearly a bipartisan effort.","Yeah, but it's still all the Republican's fault." +This police dog was given retirement presents by the community on his last day on the job,That's a good boy +Don't give them a click.. i did.. and yes you know exactly what's in there. Why didn't they show sq42 They asked for money It was awkward Community response was terrible,which is all true sadly +"A little bit more subtle, but Draymond kicked again in the Pelican game when Tim Frazier bumped into him","Wonder if he ever does this shit in practice, since it's a natural motion and all." +Uber azienda di merda.,Sfruttatori del precariato _E_ mangiatori di merda confermati +Diogo is working on something. We can't cull parts of the objects that are partly visible.. but we can cull the objects that aren't visible at all. Which will help a lot for culling objects that are obscured by buildings (like stuff inside buildings),[item=belowground.noshow] am I hired? +If you take the twisted version of feminism that people have given way too much attention to over the last few decades.,Yeah... there are tons of versions of feminism that don't believe in patriarchy +"All natural born US citizens. So about 200,000,000+ people.","Wait, what about the last guy" +They work for Comcast. Being an asshole is part of the job requirements.,Never heard that one before +I can't wait to hear their definition of pornography,Flashing a bare ankle. +"What characters would you like to see get a secondary ult? Since they've proven it can work with Symmetra, I'd like to see the idea expanded to other characters (without such an overhaul to their kit). Just a secondary option to cut down on predictability. A few I think would be cool are. Tracer gets an aoe (smaller than Sombra's) that freezes time for like 3 seconds for anyone inside. Reinhardt gets a whirlwind spin attack that does the base hammer damage but it hits fast. Pharah gets auto targeting for a whole clip of her rockets, or 15 seconds, whichever is first. With no damage adjustment. Ana gets an anti-power boost that slows the enemy, makes them receive more damage, and they don't regenerate health. These are just some I made up. And might not actually work in game, but I think they'd be neat. You guys have any ideas that you'd like to see?",Give Mei the ability to actually shoot rocks this time. +Indians are being arrested for not standing up during the national anthem at the cinema.,We refer to them as Native Americans you insensitive asshole +No I didn't. I pointed out the the generation that likes to call themselves the greatest generation likes think that another generation only thinks about themselves.,"The greatest generation didn't create that moniker, and they didn't really live long enough to form an opinion on millennials." +Is penelo's skill transferable? The title says it all. Can i inherit her skill onto another? or is she just a base?,"Yes, she can evolve to 5* and is from the REM." +My friend at work has had this magazine since the Sonics first became an official team. Still in excellent quality.,They had print in color back then? +I hate the fact that you used the word ungodly twice in one paragraph.,"He likes that adjective, don't hate him, we are all here to enjoy our adjective selection, it doesn't matter which adjective wins in an argument." +Indians are being arrested for not standing up during the national anthem at the cinema.,Thanks a lot Kaepernick! +"No. There are no excuses. Arsenal can never ever lose a match. If they do, the season is over and it's the same old Arsenal. There are never any reasons for losing a match. We should have gone the past 20 years without a loss. One season is not good enough",you forgot to mention how bad ozil is +FANART: Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice Poster by MessyPandas,Why isn't Superman smiling? +"The funny thing is that he's subject to the UCMJ, and she's not. The rules are much stricter for him. He *should* have faced repercussions.",He's got an R next to his name so it's cool +Trump has the sniffles tonight. Diagnosis?,UNFIT FOR PRESIDENT BECAUSE CANDIDATES HAVE TO BE IMMUNE FROM ALL DISEASES UNLIKE SHILLERY +Definitely seems like the right way to go about it.,Illinois: At least we did one thing right! +Fund created to bring in TMT protesters from mainland,Let's start a fund to fly in Pro TMT protesters! +I'd like driving an electric one too. Especially if it meant there were still beautiful places worth driving to.,Where do you think the electricity used to charge it comes from? +"#A FULL SET OF ARMOR IS 5 PIECES. #TIMES 3 FOR ALL CLASSES IS 15 #TIMES 3 FOR VAULT, CE, AND POE IS 45 #THERE ARE 9 WEAPON TYPES #TIMES 3 FOR EACH RAID IS 27 #27 PLUS 45 IS 72 #PLUS ONE FOR THE SIDEARM INTRODUCED IN HOW IS 73 #PLUS 6 FOR A NEW EMBLEM, SHADER FOR EACH RAID IS 79. #PLUS 3 FOR NEW MYTHOCLAST, NECRO, AND WHATEVER THE DUMB HOW EXOTIC IS 82 GIT HYPE. #PLUS 2 FOR FLINCHING, BITCHES.",That 2 is awfully suspicious +I would just ask him to name one prosperous country with majority black population. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE would presumably be the answer.,But...but...the white man. +"If they're happy before they die of an accident, etc., then that's still a net positive, since they're only going back to the state of nonexistence. And they don't have to be 100% happy for it to be worth it. As long as the good outweighs the bad, no matter how slight, that's a net positive. And having 7 increases their pool of happiness sources, since siblings are a wonderful source of support and happiness. I have 5 siblings and my only regret is that my parents didn't have more. It's impossible to overestimate how much quality of life they add to my existence.",Thank you for actually reading and trying to understand antinatalism before stating your opinion. +That depends on whether or not that wolf is actually there.,"True, but I assumed the depiction was of how still images (especially on screens) are fluidly distorted while on LSD." +"Standard scoring, choose 1: * Jamison Crowder vs. Car * Tyreek Hill vs. Tenn * Ty Montgomery vs. Chi I've come in 2nd place two years in a row. Today can't be a third year, need the championship win!","Crowder for the floor, Hill for the ceiling." +"Very true. Only takes what, three bullets for Sombra to hit max spread?",If its if it's not it certainly feels like it! +This is always the first thing that comes to mind when I hear Diwali.,It's the only thing that comes to mind when I hear Diwali. +"I need a USA carrier WAN recommendation. Point to point/MPLS/? I have 6 locations in USA than need to be connected to London, UK and I am looking for recommendations on who to get quotes from. Looking for 10-30mb (depending on cost). I don't need mesh network as all servers are located in London. USA sites are CA, MA, NY, SC, NJ. Low latency important as connections Re telnet and RDP",Level 3 &nbsp; +Bakhtiari in pass pro,Oh that's definitely holding right there +"I really like Kai. I don't think he's an embarrassment. He's human and he has a lot of wisdom. He gets a ton of flack for saying more than needs to be said, but who the fuck cares? Don't watch or listen if you don't have the patience. He also gets a lot of flack for his training style and never winning Mr. O. Who the fuck cares? His training style might not match up with most people, but he still somehow became arguably the 2nd best behind Phil (and arguably some years equal to Phil) even without Phils genetics. So he must be doing something right. A lot more than most of us can claim, thats for damn sure. Does he really deserve disrespect because he just happened to peak at the same time as the best in the history of the sport? He has put his heart and soul into bodybuilding and he's earned my respect.",He's one of the greatest of all time who would have the balls to tell him he's training wrong? +SecondLife all over again?,"I didn't play second life, but I imagine it's similar... That said, I think the addition of VR makes it something entirely different, they just share the social aspect." +"Why is it that when I plug my PC into a TV it is hard to find the perfect aspect ratio and many times part of my screen is off the edge, however consoles rarely encounter this problem? For example, if I plug my PC into my 50 1080p flatscreen, the computer screen will be slightly too big and not fit properly, whereas my PS4 will fit perfectly on the screen without any adjustments.","Console are meant to use TVs, PC are meant to use Monitors." +Legal definition of corrupt: An act done with intent to give some advantage inconsistent with official duty and the rights of others Trump is still the poster boy for corrupt,What official duty did trump have and where did you get this legal definition? +loading screen in my neighborhood,Why does the shadow villain have to be black? +I tucked with duck tape once. 0/10 would not recommend.,The key is to remove it with warm water. +Prediction: Samoa Joe debuts on Smackdown December 27th to confront Cena Cena is making his return in Chicago on December 27th and if Undertaker is cleared to compete for Royal Rumble I believe Samoa Joe will make his debut and destroy Cena. Chicago is the perfect city to do it and with the Rumble match already stacked it would be no reason why he shouldn't debut prior to the show. AJ is facing Dolph for the title on the same date and if Taker gets cleared he will make his return after that match. However if Taker is not ready it will be AJ vs Cena at the Royal Rumble,You spelled CM Punk wrong +Is Rend Blackhand a safe DE? I see no way he can be viable. I'm 200 dust away from crafting kazakus. Worth?,dw rend blackhand can destroy patches the pirate and we all know how good that is +It's funny because it's depressing,Obama was just so experienced in foreign policy it makes others seem less so. +Everybody is dying and Betty white is still sitting there like..,"Don't Jinx it, motherfucker." +I jave good hygiene wear deodorant so why are flies so attracted to me?,You're dead. +I made these Gen 5 styled Lillie sprites!,P E W E W +MIL in the wild: Online dating edition,The last line is just icing on a JustNo cake. +"define opposite, like, you just deleted you it?",Memorized Kenny's verse instead..? +Property value is super important. WTF? Do you enjoy throwing money away?,"It seems like some people use it as justification to stick their noses in to each other's business though, I mean part of property value has to be the ability to enjoy your own property while being reasonably respectful of neighbours, without getting harassed about the lawn getting a bit too long or putting a portable clothes line out on your balcony (personal experience) or other little things that some body corporates etc seem to have shit fits about" +"I'm in the middle of manifesting someone, so I'm gonna keep my eyes on this post for some uplifting stories too.",Manifesting a certain person or a general soulmate? +Should this be a surprise with the way Yahoo's been doing business? And they pay CEO Marissa Mayer how much?,"To be fair, she's done an amazing job" +"I mean I think illegal immigration suppresses American wages and is a huge economic problem, but if you don't see a lot of racism in this thread you're ignoring it.","Yeah, hating rapists is racist." +Mentally unstable NATO warmongers continue to attempt to provoke President Putin. Do not believe their lies! Nobody respects the democratic process more than President Putin. He does not tamper in elections. All who love peace and democracy must raise their voices in loud refutation of the vile slanders hurled at President Putin,Forgot the +I hate how people don't know such a simple fact. How can you call yourself a hiphophead when you don't know this genre was created in response to certain socio-political conditions.,But it ain't fun fam we just wanna have fun like lil boat +Meanwhile the americans stayed out of the war for years before they were directly attacked and declared on. Who the hell are they to judge us?,You'd be speaking German right now if it wasn't for us. +"Thanks, Amazon. Now my girlfriend and the whole neighborhood knows what I got her for Christmas.","Do the trick where she is constantly pulling cardboard boxes out of other boxes until there is 1small box, then give her the real presents" +Dogs go crazy biting people at a park. Firemen hose dogs down .cop shoots a dog !!,The cop wouldn't have shot if the dog was white. +Good,Found Bruce Arians Reddit account. diff --git a/chunk54.csv b/chunk54.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..cb18e76afe696d8e11a4488adb8cecffc3aaa2f2 --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk54.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1667 @@ +Input,Output +Yeah true this rune is shit,he should sell +"I'm on mobile too so I won't be able to do it right now, but they are quite simple to do and there are loads if tutorials on youtube. I'll link some tomorrow when I wake up.",Thanks homie +Yes. Because (((they))) are behind it.,You forgot the +I thought Chell and Rattman.,And I thought chell and mr freeman +"I could see a battle axe being a prime ronin. In fact, I encourage it. So many gimli quotes would follow.",And then the backstory of ronin prime should be it and other 98 pilots and titans which are the titan lords perished from a siege of acquiring ~~a weapon to surpass metal gear~~ /~~nanomachines~~ a specter self upgrading program and his comrades either perished to the program and the self upgraded specters and one of the pilots and the titan self destructed the chamber to it and now ronin prime stands ontop of a peak waiting for the titan lords to rise again while holding a monthly competition called the titan banner. +VV out... Hahahahaha,"you spelled giroux weird, bc he's not a leader!..." +"CRISPR gene editing starts to save lives as human trials get under way - by the end of 2017, the technique could have saved dozens of lives.","They've already been happening, or do you not watch blacklist" +How much emotionally did you have to pay for this shit. It looks like molester wagon meets dalek out this bitch,"Oh you know, just the regular, had to sacrifice a goat and sell my soul to the devil and whatnot" +"Honestly, fly to Cleveland and buy like $120 tickets. They won't be as good, but you'll come out even and see LeBron. It's just weird and reckless to spend that much money on a ticket.","yeah, but who wants to go to cleveland" +Can't spell arsenal without arse. Happy methday,"For the record, you only need one gun to get just about any girl you want." +Reddit citing Reddit. Like Wikipedia citing Wikipedia as a source. I mean it's probably true but I agree with wut?.,"I'm not going down the research rabbit hole over this, and there's more than enough links in that thread to get anyone interested in doing so pointed in the right direction." +"Lebron shoulder ram, miss, clean up, swag step",Dude almost lost his baby making abilities. +Bangalore: Flipkart delivery boy murdered for Redmi Note 3,Xiaomi's next ad is going to have the tagline We make phones to die for +why the fuck do you want to use iheanacho so bad?,He's the second best striker I've used all year and has one of the best Goal to game ratios in my entire club with over 70 games played and around 50-60 goals +Serious question: why?,Because God obviously is made out of gold and likes his bling? +Am i the only one who dislikes that teams from the same group can't be in the same side of the bracket? I mean i understand u don't want them to face each other again in Quarters but facing each other in semi's would that really be that bad?,The alternative would be a draw for the semis which wouldnt be bad at all but I can understand why they use this Format +What are the first 2 a reference to?,Fallout +"Pokemon Type Combination Frequencies, Updated for Generation 7, Data and Observations in Comments",I didn't realize pure steel was so rare. +"Looking for a good bumper to buy. Anyone have a recommendation? Hello everyone, I am tired of using a spoon or doing thumb bumps while dancing and am wondering whats up with the little auto-dose bumpers. Anyone have any recommendations on what to buy?",They're called snuff bullets +"Other racists would think you're being diplomatic and considerate. Bubba Ray: I'm not racist, ya'll, but those black dudes sure play basketball good. It's in them's genes. CJ: Yeah, I don't know why people done think that's racist and all. It's a compliment.",Well is it a coincidence that the 5 best basketball players in history are black? +Propaganda enganosa.,Plot twist: Turistas processam GDF por propaganda enganosa da chama eterna +Richthofen Face Swap,Kill iiiiiit! +Damn. I thought you were going to say it's been announced and the end is nigh.,The end is always nigh. +Am I the only person that sets up their DHCP scopes with exclusion ranges for devices to get static assignments?,No +You should absolutely go to the Christmas party.,User name checks out haha +County plans to open homeless warming center.,Its all one st louis +I live in Las Vegas and get these promos all the time. They almost always go to waste. Why did I not think of this until now... I guess I have a lot of plans for future winnings!,Yeah I bet Hanging out with the homeless is fun. +looks like you're the common factor here. not 100% of women,Don't worry goawayimfapping.. yanader is obviously fine right now. +"Yeah totally cause the SEC can drop from #1 to #4 based on one season. And B1G #1? Do people know they have Maryland, Rutgers, Illinois, and Purdue?",And the SEC has the SEC East. +Ea should include dynamic high taxes for players from the transfermarket Ea should include high but dynamic taxes like 50% or Even higher for Players you bought on the transfermarket which will reduce to normal after certain games you played with this player. This would prevent from ppl buying players just for Profit and also ppl could not hord specific players while ppl that just buy Players to Play with them (how it is intendet) are uneffekted,YOUR GREED IS HURTING THE ECONOMY +"CI Crit Ice Nova, not another gorge run",CI + Vinktars + Dying Sun makes pretty much any build work doesn't really change if it a t13 or t14 +Donald Trump had to be rich and white. That's the difference.,"But he ran against and beat Hillary Clinton and Mitt Romney, both of which were white and rich?" +"(SpinFoil Theory) I think the next Destiny event will be the reopening of the VOG and Crotas End So the taken attempt to take the Vex Nexus , according to Ikora. The taken understand its value, so the next logical move for the taken is to take the vault of glass. And if you read the notes in new strike questline (forgeting the name) but it say for omnigoul, something along the lines of shes back and you know who she serves , so we need to go take care of this. So based on that and if taniks can be resurrected with siva , who knows what the taken could do with it for Crota",Yes and I also believe Destiny 2 will come out next year... *puts on spinfoil hat* +How will KoF change the current meta Kensou seems like an interesting threat........,Melissa will hard counter kensou +Coming soon,So now I can lose my bag tag in a river? +Pre-Pilot Garnet,"And back there, in the background, we can see what Opal could've been" +Of course they're going to be lower than the all-time-most-over-heated-year-of-all-recorded-history. Duh.,"what you talking about, 35% yoy appreciations is natural and normal!" +"If you could wish for anything you wanted but you had to squeeze it out of your ass, what would you wish for?","A verified, legitimate cheque made out to me for 500 million dollars from Donald Trump's bank account" +What Could Go Wrong?,"Hey now, give him a chance, he's draining the swamp, right?" +how big though inch for defending champs?,I could tell you for sure tonight when I get home. +"Never know what the future might hold but I'm happy in TSM and I would count as an import slot now if I went to Europe I believe so it's not likely. Seems like every team wants 2 koreans, lol.",Your chat while you were writing this : Blink twice if TSM is holding you hostage ! +Me too thanks,"But you're probably good at basketball, right?" +5?,"If you previously thought it didn't do any damage, 5 is surprising" +"I just like games with elegant design. Melee isn't one of those games, I'm embarrassed seeing wave shining on the front page for impressive animation... It's not meant to be that way, it was never meant to move like that, and things like that permeate the entire Melee community. It's like taking a shit on someone's art and then calling it better.",wtf are you talking about +This Dress Is Way Too Short,"I think its the perfect length, lets you show off those legs!" +"The M40 sniper mate, not the M60","RIP, haha." +"te metes adentro del camion, lo encendes y prendes el aire acondicionado y te reis del resto de los mortales",Lo que hago cada dia mueejejejej +Actually you could find a tweet from Cyberzeist claiming to have access to alaskas election website he had some valid proof,"Wow Alaska, no wonder we have a Russian spy as el presidente!" +Native Arizonan here. You rightly point out some of our finer overlooked attractions... but downtown Tempe? Downtown Scottsdale? I mean I love Casey Moores as much as the next guy but I wouldn't call it a tourist attraction.,But it's haunted! +DDOS illegal?,"If you assault someone like a friend, is it illegal?" +With a keyboard.,Your keyboard must be embarrassed. +In your opinion what is the world most important resource?,"For life, oxygen For the global economy, ~~oil~~ carbon" +Mexico considers Bill to revoke treaties if Trump wins election,"But not before he makes them pay for the wall first, right?" +"hahaha I was watching the news last night and the guy said there's a lot of people here for the anti-immigration protest, but there's a lot more at a pro-immigration rally he happened to be at the anti-immigration protest and didn't even **show** the other one. Just said it like it was true and I was supposed to believe him. LOL.",Not just anti-immigration but far-right and neo-nazis. +Does this mean dolby 5.1 on YouTube finally?,But that could benefit the consumer. +First impressions matter up until experience kicks in.,"Same for dating, beautiful people can turn out to be horrible and immature on the inside and quickly become repulsive." +Use or Sell ? What to do?,Put him into the Everton-Liverpool challenge +Nick28T did nothing wrong.,Shut up you nincompoop +I'm fucking done with this shitty console. Jesus Christ Major Nelson,You forgot to end your sentence with +"The cicada, if that counts. Lives to reproduce and died in 14 days. Poor little fellas.",Cicadas live almost two decades +but it's HUGE,Ha ha ha so funny! +"I don't miss them, but I do wish we could save our own formations. Having to set it up each time is just busy work.",Oh god yes! +So if you have a MOV card then when the player gets a milestone or upgrade it goes with it? I'm so confused....,"Yeah...whenever he gets an upgrade(team of the week,milestone, player of the game,etc) his MOV gets an upgrade as well" +"Bruh, I miss shadowrun so much. That game was fun as hell, being an elf tryin to get back stabs for an achievement n shizz. But yeh, they just need to add crossplay to versus and all will be well.",Nah man Dwarf with shotty wrecking trolls. +"It's not as good as Nick, obviously, but it's close so I'm going to allow it.","As another Nick, I agree." +He's probably so used to eating garbage food that his body rejects good food.,"What do you mean, I thought steak should eat rare without any flame." +"Is there a tool or method to track down / discover what a device is, by its IP? There is an IP being used that I can't find any record of. It responds to ping, there's no DHCP entry, Spiceworks (they use it for inventory) doesn't have it listed either. Not showing a host name when I ping it with `ping -a ` and I can't RDP into it. Anyone got some ideas?",advanced ip scanner +Hasn't got enough love on BBC3 - But it really depends how it stands up next to other BBC3 shows. If the other BBC3 shows haven't got an amazing amount of viewers then it's kind of a moot point.,There are other BBC3 shows? +"Vladimir Putin likely gave go-ahead for U.S. cyberattack, intelligence officials say",All this evidence is overwhelming +Hitler's Austrian birthplace will be home for disability charity,Should turn it into an art school. +"This is most likely the real answer. I've done it, but with a box of oxo beef stock instead of the whisky and a fancy bottle of wine instead of the white sauce.",So the gift was the beef stock and you accidentally left a fancy bottle of wine in the bag? +"because it's still statutory rape. regardless if she consented or not, he still had sex with an underage girl.",But the girl had sex with an underage boy +"What? Really? But what about Birdcage, the gay guys from Mrs. Doubtfire and what about that kid from that show Glee? Aren't they representative of vast singularism of the gay community?",Totally. +"NICE WEATHER IN AUSTIN LASTS FOR 2 WEEKS IN THE FALL AND 2 WEEKS IN THE SPRING. AND THOSE 2 WEEKS ARE OVERRUN BY SXSW AND ACL SO YOU CAN'T JUST GO OUT AND ENJOY STUFF WITHOUT A TOURIST HOARD BLOCKING YOUR EVERY MOVE. BETWEEN THE 2 CHUNKS OF NICE WEATHER YOU GET HOT, STUPID HOT, AND HUMID DURING THE SUMMER, AND THE WINTER IS JUST AS COLD AS PORTLAND. GIVE ME PORTLAND ANY DAY OF THE YEAR OVER AUSTIN. (PLUS NO RAGWEED OR CEDAR IN PORTLAND)",THERE'S A REASON I LEFT AUSTIN (AND TEXAS) 25 YEARS AGO. +Name one meme Gary.,Dat boi. +"Russia is the new boogie man. First it was global cooling, then global warming, then climate change, now it's Russia.",For those of us that grew up in the 1980's this is nothing new! +"Out of curiosity, how else did you know they meant magazine instead of clip if they're not interchangeable?",Especially since the sks rifle which he was talking about is loaded with clips into an internal magazine... +"Arm hair grows back when you cut it, but in never grows past a certain point. It knows...",Dammit I was sure this was my ticket to reddit fame! +Chelsea's hilarious Christmas video.,Must... Not... Smile... Fuck! +Interesting!,Why is this one getting so many upvotes? +"MFA favorite Iron Ranger colour ? ^^ I'am interested in the most versatile one, like CDB beeswax",I don't own IRs but personally I'm fond of the Ox Blood. +"CIBC Report: Canada is 'deteriorating' into a country of low-wage, part-time jobs",The wonders of globalization! +"If it was me... I would have said.. Why yes Kurt, daily. I think he would have died.",Because liberals don't get +How does he know?,hacker +Uh what if it's neither group?,I'm in the gtx 1080ti group +I can think of plenty of things that are wrong with Morrowind. Just because it's my favorite game and one of the best RPGs ever made doesn't make me blind to its flaws. That post from a few days ago pissed me off because it's not like we're too dumb too be able to comprehend that Morrowind has flaws and Skyrim has strengths.,"You know where the back button is, see yourself out" +"How safe is osbuddy? Just started back up on osrs and was watching some YouTube videos and saw how great osbuddy is, so great that I feel like I'm handcapping myself by not using it. Can someone give me confirmation before I click download. I know Jagex stance is use at your own risk, and when I see that I see it like this not 100% safe , chance of hack is there any chance of me actually getting hacked by the creators ( what if I had the authenticator)? I'd really love to get serious at old school and I think this would definitely help ALOT, ( mainly just want the exp/hour timer), I mean over half of osrs population uses it right? And I heard that there are a few Jmods stationed there internally, can anyone confirm? Please and thank you.",Safe +This seems kind of far-fetched. No?,You forgot the +"What is one show that you love, even after countless rewatches?","Rick and Morty, TINY RICK" +one of my friends is a high ranking marine general. Guess which candidate he supports? (not Clinton),Stein? +If it fits I sits.,"it's an older meme sir, but it checks out" +"Both not gamethrowing... Also, the first one, eventhough vig come back... You can't win tho...","If the vamps have to wait a night to bite, then the vig can shoot one of the vamps and then in the morning medium and vig can hang the other vamp." +Some clarity on which Purple Guy is which.,The third one is not just a game sprite... He can be drawed in 10 seconds so he is very specialllll +"Winter is coming....but I, for one, shall stay warm!","now the real grind begins, climbing cups, enjoy :)..." +But...he already mentions Dade County in all of his music.,"Cmon now, we all know that's not the *real* Florida." +"New Newton's Cookbook Recipe Now Live 1 Bullet boost= 1 Head drama 1 Kill Joy= 1 Fear in Headlights and 1 Unbearable 1 Profit Sharing= 1 Licensed Contractor, 1 Temporal Gift and 1 Cache Back",now why would we give away our licensed contractors +You can be whoever/whatever/xirever you want in The New ArmyTM,I want to be a Corporal again +"It's like playing chess with a pigeon It just knocks over the pieces, shits on the board, and thinks it won",That line cracks me up. +Wow what scum thanks for showing me this!,Careful he's probably royalty you don't want to mess with him or else he could cause you trouble +I mean it won't matter for you guys this year your flair is already faded,What is faded flair? +Getting really annoyed with joining operations that are almost over I highly prefer 40-man servers on operations becuase instead of having to deal with 32 snipers I just have to deal with 20. However 40-man isn't as popular and every game I join is either empty or just finishing up. We need some sort of matchmaking preference in operations,Tweaked some shit to make it so you don't join operations games that are about to end - DICE Yeah you did... +"Ok, yea that's the sticker that they ship with. Wasn't intentionally covered",Gotta protect that sweet sweet logo/advertising opportunity +The TOP ranking is amazing. Goes to show if we had weapons we could actualize those opportunities into real points way more often. Good sign for future. Look at Chip's TOP number... no surprise,"Come on now, we all know that time of possession doesn't matter." +LF2 for Nightfall,399 titan gt Cpt_crookedhair +It's no one's back yard. And this 'an entire continent is America's back yard' mentality is why US intervention has caused so much discord throughout the world.,As an Argentine I feel so flattered to be considered as someone else's backyard! +"Am I crazy for asking, why not?",Found the pervert +Like nickname or official ;),lol im lying. +"Portugal, almost under the bridge Salazar aka Bridge 25th of April, in Lisbon",They actually spawn in the wild down there? +"It's not even gaming, really. Video games don't make a person this way, nor does video game culture. This is an abuser being an abuser.","Yes, being abusive in specific cultural related ways actually materializes out of thin air." +Well the location of this incident is near China but far away from US. Last time someone tried to install missilea at the backyard of US we literally almost went to WW III.,Nuclear missiles and unmanned oceanographic vessels are the same thing. +Remember when Chris said that 3.0 was going to be their big end of the year release?,The year isn't over yet! +Don't be a dick.,This rule will also create an overflow of self righteous dicks +Suddenly makes sense why its so hard to fire teachers... They just get an onslaught of shitty complaints that the real ones are overlooked.,"But teachers unions are the devil, you see." +Gender equality at it's finest,Later he was dishonorably discharged for sexual harassment and rape. +That the Democrats has my best interest as their top priority.,I'm sure the Republicans do though +Why are we focusing on how the emails got released instead of what was in them?,I just wish rnc/trump emails got leaked those would have been must read +Nice,Nice +Why does this sandwich cause people anxiety?,I think it looks delicious. +Labour's Brexit position is to maintain free movement while not committing to single market membership.,Maintaining free movement is bad according to this sub +So how long until people will start circlejerking again about Roman still being good? He has not been good for 3 years,"Hey, he was good 2 years ago with Freiburg!" +jks insane 1v3,I'm only Silver III but would it be wrong to say it was a bad move how all three of the CT's were so clustered up? +"Japan World Cup, and its wonderful.",Wow I'm shocked that Japan would come up with something like this +"If you're a racing driver, what would be your racing number 20 because when I was in 8th grade, i had my first crush on a girl and her id number was 20.",64 favourite number +How is a bolt-action Barrett an assault rifle?,Because it has RIFLE in the name! +It's Official: Clinton's Popular Vote Win Came Entirely From California,"Well, California does have the economic output of a major country so that is possible...except for all the socialist in California." +It reminds me of the deathrattle 'archetype' when Naxx came out. Literally every class played undertaker with a shit ton of deathrattle minions. Thank god N'Zoth wasn't a thing during those times.,Don't worry in a year or so blizzard Will nerf patches +Alcohol makes me feel like a bigger man!,Haha that's too cute +RUN. Run like Ezekiel Elliott.,"Dude, do you seriously expect him to hire the Dallas o-line to smash holes through walls and mow down pedestrians so he can jog through unscathed ?" +"I wouldn't have an answer to that either, it's okay.",BTW Unanimous MVP. +Yah but remember that time they made rush hour traffic really bad one day? Fuck em!,I DO GOD DAMN LETS GET EM +R,I +Liberals are so desperate to not be the bad guys that they pretend everyonewho hates them is a right winger. They're so fucking oblivious that they don't realize that they're right wingers.,everyonewho +I actually love that it shows what you gain from each stat and what the gains are. Now if only it shows just the stat numbers without hovering over anything or holding down alt it would be perfect.,You dropped this +Jack Kelly?,Will you put your hands on top of my hands for the picture? +Twins: Rod Carew undergoes successful heart/kidney transplant. Expected to make full recovery.,Is he gonna be ready for spring training tho? +Planetside 2: Going through the files.. ORBITAL STRIKE GUN!,Idiot DBG buffing A2G +"LIVE Stream: President-Elect Donald Trump THANK YOU Rally in Orlando, FL 12/16/16",CNN SUCKS! +The fine folks at the dealer forgot to take off the brake shielding upon delivery. Driven for 6700 miles.,"No way, the dealership fine folks never make such a mistake." +"Off the top of my head a bank transfer is the only thing that is instant, I'm open to any suggestions though to any other methods I may not be aware of.",If the vet can take payment over the phone that might work better. +"Fates sucks, it won't let me S support Robbie Rotten.","Don't worry, wait until he shows up in Spotpass" +"Nice!Thought it was a plastic model,looked so good,my bad.Great car dude!",well until my battery gets here it basically is just a model +and smart: 1 3pt shot attempt,"Now now, do you not believe our dear Mahcus will be lifting that 3 point contest trophy on all-star Saturday night in 2 years time or am I deluded?" +SHUT UP HE'S **E T H N I C**,I wouldn't trust an ethnic... +'I'm a danger to straight men' - FB Friend,"This could just be me being dense, but I could really use an explanation." +"Pico Orizaba question I have a question for folks who have actually done Pico before. I'm going on Nov 13th with a group to attempt a summit and ski descent and it's unclear to me how risky of a proposition this is. Reading the climbing notes on it makes it sound like in the event of a fall there is minimal time to self arrest, so presumably the ski descent is strictly a no fall zone. However, Pico is also considered a pretty easy climb by alpine standards and one of the members of our group who has done the climb already thinks the skiing should be pretty straightforward. As a competent but not exceptional skier (fine on steep blacks, a little sketchy on doubles), I want to get some more perspectives from others who have climbed.",You should feel 100% confident skiing all runs at the ski area (save for cliff hucks) without falling before you start ski mountaineering. +"Ugh, I laughed. Don't tell the other guys.","For the Artist, wouldn't slower frame rate allow soaking in each frame and it's beauty?" +Krishna / DQXQ friends/ best friend My best leaders are krishna/dqxq/Pandora. Possible best friend if anyobe runs all 3,"Ronove/Myr/ADQXQ, not first slot sorry 389,003,469" +"I already have plenty of socialist authoritarian sources, thanks. Sometimes though I want to hear the thoughts of people who haven't spent their lives suckling at the government teat, who don't spend their days advocating Marxist overthrow of democracy while living off daddy's money, who actually understand how free markets work or who have some meaningful achievements in the world of business to show for themselves. On those days I have to look outside the ABC and the overwhelming majority of media outlets that are heavily leftwing biased.",At least you're not bias +"So yes, it's the internet's fault. Thanks for the clarification.","Don't be ridiculous, they would have totally come to the conclusion that they were fictionkin without the influence of the internet." +I love talking to people that I disagree with. It's a chance for both of us to learn something. :D,Especially them +"Swear to God, first map of the game I've seen, and the last. What sort of bullshit is this? fuck this crap.",Idk I'm just glad Rambo retired before playing this or else he would have jump off a bridge +I feel like I missed the Putin is evil day in school. Can anybody get me up to speed on why I should fear and hate this man?,"Because he has built up Christianity as a strong faith, doesn't take crap from Muslims, and refuses to let men take a dump in the ladies room." +Rx200 remarrying batteries... So i have a question I had an rx200 till late november. And j got a mew 2 batteries mod so i used 2 batteries from rx200 in new mod. So batteries were 3weeks old when i split then. And used separately for 2 weeks. Can i use them safely in rx200? Batteries are Sony VTC5a,Sometimes a brief separation can be good for a troubled relationship. +"Perhaps he is signing his comment because of concerns that reddit admins can modify comments. This way, you can verify it has not been tampered with. It is pretty noisy though...",It would be a real shame if someone went in and edited his downright controversial comment about a CSS property +Thank Ken,He would be proud +"Why's everyone been upset at sony lately? Been noticing a lot of posts making fun of Sony, I've heard something about not having mods.",It doesn't help that they also made the Ghostbusters reboot. +OutOfLoop here please explain?,we dont need outoftheloop...we need JA! +There were no cell phones back then. You estimated a time and got there when you got there.,couldnt they send IMs or a FB messages? +A warp gate that lets skillshots travel from one end to the other,Jayce needed buffs anyway +so can sona,Hey her ult makes clears very easy +damn were they rich? damn,"No, they are poor construction workers that like spreading their wealth." +"Many people have always dreamed of being the one who gets to fire people they didn't like. Just like all the people who talk about how they wish they could punch that person who screwed up their coffee in the mouth or show the guy who cut them off who's boss. All the ones who tell customer service folks that they're gonna call corporate and get them fired. There's no empathy there, only a desire for revenge, punishment, teaching them a lesson, and feeling powerful. They eat up shit like You're fired. They're living vicariously through him when he says it. Now they're loving that he's telling politicians and nerds bullshit that makes their heads spin. That he's bullying everyone. That he's not giving a shit what China thinks about him. He's fulfilling their fantasies. Nevermind that these things are just fantasies because in the real world, they can have devastating consequences. Someone gives you a bad review? Destroy their whole company! Someone says your idea was bad? Get them fired! It's anti intellectualism at its finest. It's beating up on nerds for acting smarter than you, other kids for not respecting that you're the biggest kid in the grade, and anyone who you perceive as having slighted you in any way. He's just a bully, and he's satisfying millions of people's fantasies of being a bully. They think he's going to be able to just bully the whole world around, just like on his show. Unfortunately, he's about to be a bully in a China shop.",What is the first lady gonna do about it? +Well you are not required to put in your social so that wasn't on the 4473. I've been told it really makes no difference.,"No, its just for fun..." +They did. It's called a GigaFactory.,They've been going out together for so long they should just tie the knot already +Seriously asking why we can't nuke the middle east...,"They're just sitting there, why don't we use them?" +"Is he hard working? Is he loyal? Amazing may not know that. Just like he doesnt realize that he jungling wasnt ever very good, but hey that's a different topic.",Yeah man season 4 with tsm he sure was bad. +"Ah, romance",Twat swatted +"TIFU by going home with young lass after a night of heavy drinking Obligatory this wasn't actually today, but during my sophomore year as a newly initiated fraternity guy with a large ego and small alcohol tolerance. I've had to use a throwaway because this story (and the unfortunate pictures that go along with it) got pretty popular around my college and people will likely recognize the story. We start out the night at the liquor store where one of my older fraternity brothers offers to buy me some booze if I buy him a six pack. Being around the age of 19, this was usually my only way to get booze for a party so I obliged. I had about $15 after his 6 pack of PBR, and as I was reaching for a 12 pack of Miller Lite, I see a neon sign warning me of their new special on boxed wine. I do a little mental math and realize I can get 5 whole liters of shitty wine for the same price as a 12-pack of beer. Impressed with my price per unit reasoning, I go with the bag of wine instead. The night proceeds how you probably guessed it would for any 19 year old armed with 5L of wine and little to no experience with binge drinking. I drink about 3L of it and i'm spewing out of all ends as we leave the house party we were at. My friends were trying to drag me home but I wanted to stay. I am now drenched in shitty wine, and rolling around in the grass so my friends just fucking leave me there. Can you really blame them? I gained a second wind and somehow ended back up at the party, still covered in boxed wine and other juices I couldn't point out from rolling around the damp yard outside of a college apartment complex on a Friday night. **Cue the young lass.** Some backstory on her: She was a nice girl, but really really not my type and had been aggressively pursuing me all last year for a piece of the 5 inch prince but I wasn't really interested. Things changed on this night. She walked into the party and screamed when she saw me and came over and hugged me, ignored my dampness, and then sat down next to me at the party. Things progress and we're eventually making out and she's leading me away from the party towards her apartment. She pretty much has to drag my toes up the stairs and then leads me into her lair to mate with me. She goes to the restroom and I strip down to my skivvies and slip into her bed to wait on what is to come. She returns from the bathroom and we start to do the kissing. After some light kissing and caressing of the 5 inch grinch she freaks the fuck out and screams at me to stop. I'm totally surprised at her total shift in mood, and was incredibly confused until she yelled at me to stop pissing in her bed. Sure enough, I look down and I have broke the levees all over her nice silk sheets. She's freaking the fuck out and me and pushing me out of her bed, and immediately pushes me into her restroom buck naked to finish pissing. I pretty much got it all out of my system on her 1000-thread count sheets but I figure i'll go along with the charade to keep up appearances. I sit down on the toilet, and that's all I remember until my 6'3 275 lb friend has to kick down the door to find me naked passed out on the toilet seat with my head resting on her counter. The girl had left her apartment after she couldn't get me to leave her bathroom and went back to the party and refused to deal with me (for good reason.) I woke up the next morning in her apartment on the couch, in underwear that weren't mine, and her roommates (who I was still a stranger to) were giving me the worst glares of all time. I also reeked. Why, you ask? It wasn't the fact I was covered in cheap wine or my own urine. When I passed out naked on her toilet, I apparently decided to take a shit and neglected to wipe. Don't be like me. TLDR; Drank too much, went home with a girl, peed all over her and her expensive sheets, passed out in her bathroom, my friend had to come kick in the door to make sure I was alive, forgot rudimentary procedures while pooping.","I'd say you really shit the bed on this one OP, but it seems that that was one of the things you didn't actually do **clap**" +"I'd be pissed if I was a Red Bulls fan. But I'm not so I ain't. The article does make a good point of the potential snooze fest it could be due to NY's lackluster attendance. While it may be poor form for the USL to stick it to NY like that, can you really blame them? The league is surging in growth and popularity in many cities. Surely the league doesn't want to squander a prime opportunity to capitalize on growing its footprint in the North American soccer arena.","The match will be on ESPNU, they want a full stadium for something with that level of exposure" +But how do I get the mirror under the screen?,With a coffee mug +"The placeholder president and his lawyer educated, lunch lady he-wife can get the fuck out. Try not to steal too much shit on the way to the parking lot.","Yeah, gotta make way for the serial sexual assaulter and his stripper third wife!" +"NUKEMAP - Select a City, Select a Bomb, See the Effects","So based on the comments here, it seems like the easiest way to negate the effects of a nuclear blast is to simply remove all of the oxygen from the air." +"Yet Kofi has to write out a fucking paragraph explaining why that picture of him, E, Xavier, Swann, and Sasha is important. Life's shitty.",Its because everything bad ended in 2008 +Welk Nederlands accent heeft eigenlijk de ruigste uitspraak van de letter G?,Limburg natuurlijk. +"oh, the problem is that i don't buy my own food, my dad does. i don't want to have him have to change his whole diet for me so i decided to just wait until i'm all moved out",Oh that makes sense. +"The ingame smokescreens are a bit clean and subtle, aren't they?",Poor polar bears :( +Ik denk dat het normaliseren van een dreigingsniveau lastig wordt als je 'tegenstander' de extremistische uitwassen zijn van een religie die al 1400 jaar met geweld wordt verspreid.,Zoveel last hebben we toch niet van Christenen? +"(Regarding an obviously and purposefully over-the-top gif about a woman's cycle) As a woman, this gif is way over-exaggerated. As a man, no it's not","It's important to remember that the most interesting, noteworthy, and relevant fact about periods is how they make men feel." +"Helluva Christmas present, eh?","Yeah, I'm way more excited about that than whatever is underneath the tree right now." +"If we get a penalty now, who will take it Ibra or Rooney. Ibra to get his hat trick or Rooney to equal goal scoring record?",De Gea +"Should I reserve? At this point the estimate is 2018. That's right around the time I Will be wanting a new car, and I think I will have the cash for it but just a little worried. What's the consensus on this?","No, Tesla will implement a new 40 cent per hour fee for leaving your car" +"yes, Mexicans love liberals!","Well, yes, I try to be good to other people, Mexican or not." +Taken king wasn't $60,"You're right, it was $59.99" +"Yeah, but he's also the reason we lost every game so far.",You forgot the +"TIL that Muhammad Ali painted his friend Joe Frazier as an uncle tom, turning many against Frazier. Frazier's children were bullied and he received threats. Ali promised that he would crawl across the ring and call Frazier the greatest if he beat him, which he refused to do after losing to Frazier.","In all honesty, I've heard a lot about Ali that makes me think the guy was a general dickhead a lot of the time." +The striped pants go way back,Adidas: Origins +Why did you try to make this political? Cant a woman just shit in her hand and throw it without involving Trump,I mean a woman can no longer reasonably expect to have the right to choose to poop in her hand with a Trump presidency +"What are some of the rarest items you have in Destiny? This game has been out for quite some time now and with multiple vendor and gear refreshes, alot of stuff has fallen by the wayside and become unobtainable or just extremely difficult to find. What do you still have that you would consider rare? For me it would be my ship, chasing infinity (queens wrath ship) and my Skorri's revenge pulse rifle from the iron banner before TTK (It was only ever sold once). Would love to see what you guys have :),","I have a reinforced barrel, rangefinder Matador :)" +I'm the exact same way! Different moods for different dudes!,I'm into girls myself but I think the gays are cool to +"I'll never forget the one time I pulled Trial from Yogg vs Renolock, him having exactly 3 minions on board, and playing Jaraxxus on his turn just so I could shoot that big yellow laser in his face for the sweet sweet OTK.",TIL OTK is short for opponents turn kill +"Problem with Naze32 rev6 I just installed new frame spacers and now my Naze32 wont turn on. It doesn't make sense to me. I did reconnect all the wires after installing the spacers, but even when I plug it into my mac or windows computer through USB the LEDs do not turn on. When I use the battery the motors continue to beep. Any help would be appreciated.",Could you take a look at the board and see if anything has smoked? +Learn node. There's no competition,"Can't wait for the Node fad, and it's retards like you, get left behind" +They make them in Old?,"They'll make them in whatever you want, or so I'm told." +"Must admit I'd missed the crucifixion, thought it was just someone getting someone stabbed in the hand. Makes more sense now.",Well I mean with the Balkans it could just be a stabbing +I doubt that very much,Because you know me so well. +That's all I've encountered today. The worst is Last Exit since all you have to do is take a couple of steps to your right and spawns flip. It's so bad,Just try Icarus.. lol +We have very different ideas of what's worth $400. Damn.,"Yeah, screw other people for having hobbies and money." +"But but.... 12-6 would have split his head clean open like a master martial arts guru crushing a pile of concrete blocks, blocks arranged specially, but CONCRETE! Is a human head stronger than concrete, I think not, and the UFC needs to be safe.","technically, bone is 4x stronger than concrete" +"oh, got it now. did she have a point though?",Yeah she saw it live that means it's obviously rigged for money and ratings +Or maybe there is a response taking place right now and the White House and agencies responsible are smart enough to not compromise their plans by bragging about it.,Fingers crossed! +100% completely ignorant and I lost IQ points reading that post. The guy said it's not okay for white people to be proud of their race because=slavery and some moronic thing about tracing your roots. It's A-OK for black people to be proud of their race because=slavery and some moronic thing about not being able to trace their roots.,Not like white people were ever slaves... right guys? +I can just see the rap community really eating this tone deaf piece of shit up.,Is that Rock Canyon Park in Provo? +"He isn't the villain though, he's an antagonist yes but the main villain is Scarecrow.",I think the major conflict of Arkham Knight is more or less Batman's internal mental struggle... so yes there's conflict with antagonists but the main conflict is Batman vs himself +I dunno. What colour was the dress?,I missed out on that one. +talent Help I just rolled a 5/5 revite Current Team Druid 180 8/10 4/8 Revive PD 165 7/10 2/8 Revive Cupid 160 7/10 1/5 Revitalize Vlad 160 7/40 5/8 Deadly Strike Santa 160 7/10 2/8 Berserk Thunder God 160 5/10 1/8 Blade Shell Other Heroes Phantom King 160 4/10 5/8 Scatter Paladin 160 4/10 2/8 Stone Skin Champion 160 4/10 5/8 Berserk Aries 160 4/10 3/8 War God Siren 160 4/10 4/5 Heaven's Wrath Atlanticore 158 4/10 3/5 Condemnation Harpy Queen 154 4/10 4/8 Berserk Ninja 151 4/10 4/8 Bulwark Succubus 150 4/10 5/8 Sprint Grizzly Reaper 140 4/10 3/8 Slow Down Immortep 140 4/10 2/8 Heavy Blow Rest of heroes are below 140 I did roll a Trixie Treat 1 1/10 3/8 Scatter I was thinking the 5/5 revite would go best on PD but wanted to make sure that was the right decision.,Aries then Cupid +isn't it the same thing?,"As a female who uses the words female and male to refer to humans, I've never understood people's weird obsession with the term, unless it's used in a condescending context." +wat,on what potato was this taken? +"The funny part is the one where random redditors think they have uncovered some definitive proof that she is a criminal that somehow the FBI missed. Look, Trump won't prosecute her. You're stuck with two possible explanations: Either she's not getting persecuted because of a massive conspiracy to protect her, which include many of her most energetic political opponents. OR The FBI is a more reliable source on the criminality of her actions than randoms on an internet forum dedicated to conspiracies.","Fuck your logic, she's clearly a lizard, I mean that would make much more sense right?" +"Rd1: Garrett and Trubisky or Kizer. Rd2: Elflein and budda Baker or Marcus Williams RD3: BPA CB and Jaleel Johnson RD4: BPA OLB, BPA CB, and BPA OG RD5: Julie'n Davenport RD6: Josh Reynolds",But our Jacksonville trade! +Thousands of Muslims donate 10 tonnes of food to help homeless Londoners at Christmas,The food is probably poisoned +another e-sport chamipon,"Sent the complaint, thanks" +Tree Fitty?,"Hey man, getta' here with your grammer and memes" +r/punchingkid,"Dang, you got here before me." +im fucking bronze 5 :(,At making reddit threads? +How will springtrap find his father? It's been 30 years since he last saw him. His father could be on the other side of the country for all we know. He will either have to walk to find him or has to steal a car. Just imagine Springtrap driving a car.,The Yellow Pages! +My Samsung flip phone and T9 texting.,"Also, text messaging that wasn't unlimited." +anyone actually start matt moore? lol,MOORE SIMS STACK BABY +And why isn't main stream media reporting this?,Though it happened in real life it *does* read like potential fake news... +Best trail cam ever,Was that an Amur leopard? +Help! Where can I get my mental health checked? I think I'm suffering from generalized anxiety disorder and need to get checked. Can you guys give me places preferably NCR region where I can get checked and also price range?,"Nice try, PDiggy" +"Went for a job interview with a high level private school. Had to take a written test, then an interview with the department head, then the principal, then give a demonstration lesson to the teachers who made it as difficult as possible. Then I had an interview with 10 of them all asking me difficult questions. I was nervous as fuck and just wanted to get out of there and go work for McDonald's. Got the job.",Congrats! +inb4 Heart Attack,jfc put that dagger away +Nobody wins any medals. That way nobody has to lose.,"Surely after they have fucked the European's wife and daughter, laughed at them and their culture, cashed a welfare check that the European has been taxed to pay for, the cucked European male gets a plastic bauble of some sort, maybe a nappy pin he can wear in solidarity with the global left-cuck movemnt or something?" +"YOU'RE TALKING SUPERBOWL (you all know the Oilers used this too, right?)","Whats that, a hockey team?" +tick tock pls hurry,"Don't gild me, my boyfriend will kill you." +"Thea Trinidad, she wrestled Asuka, also used to be in TNA.",Isn't she dating Aires as well? +The extinction of all the current vegans. You guys give it a really bad rap,You sure are doing a lot for the reputation of non-vegans with this post. +AS2 EP4: Drag Movie Shequels live reaction/discussion thread. Mother does not play...xoxo,Ok but where are the mini challenges? +I was 270 in college. I've been 190 for 13 years ever since. I guess my huge fat resurgence is running a little late?,"Yeah but 270 isn't technically overweight by today's standards, sure a doctor maye call it obese but they don't understand obesity like we do" +The Evidence That Obama Birth Certificate Is 'Fake' Is Heading To Congress,Hopefully that traitor gets locked up. +Vijender Singh vs Francis Cheka 2016-12-17,why would you taunt your opponent ? +Or 43 year-olds with money.,Soon..... +"I guess Martin Luther King Jr., Rosa Parks, and Anne Frank had bad character.",scum of the earth and all that +Melting a metal lock,Looks more like a lock shaped marshmallow +Apparently we should allow threats to dictate our political system.,Works for foreign policy. +"See for example the complete absence of accusations that Trump was actually born in Slovakia or Germany or somewhere. Articulate, suave black guy in the US? Nah obviously he's from Kenya. He isn't all poor and urban like black people should be, haha. This definitely isn't some of the most racist shit I've heard this millennium.","Doesn't matter, he's the right kind of white, so it's cool." +Whataburger in Texas has had chicken strip sandwiches for ages. Raising Cane's is another fast food chain that does it too.,My local place in central VA has a chicken strip sandwich type deal +Why didn't they go to Mexico?,More drugs and you could probably put your guns to good use there. +"Fuck, I'm high but that's surreal when you think about it. What if she actually liked Benoit more?",Well if we ever see her going for a frog splash and decides to do a diving head butt instead we might have our answer. +"Been away from your town for a while? When the free update arrives this autumn, I'll take care of all the weeds!",Isabelle is a pothead confirmed +our o-line is awful,Ours isnt much better +What is the most expensive item you have ever held in your hand?,Boing 747 +Foxconn Fires 25% Of India Workers As Demonetization Destroys Sales,"This is good, now the govt sectors will absorb these workers, reverse brain drain, all hail the PM for this positive side effect" +Wrong,Thanks for contributing to the conversation. +As long as you didn't make a deposit afterwords,Omfg lol +Intimate details of how I created them,Okay not sure if your child would want to know about that either. +What is funny is our own governor is disabled.,Yeah but he's also wealthy so he deserves medical treatment +"I think WoC are more attractive than white chicks Just an opinion. I probably sound racist, but oh well. Seems the standard of beauty centers around western, white women. Even in foreign countries. I never understood it. I think light brown and dark skin are beautiful. Not only that, but body and facial/hair features on WoC are more appealing, imo. Aging not much of an issue either. I mean look at JLo, Gabrielle Union, Paula Patton, etc. The crappy part is I only attract whites girls in my area.","I'm a white woman, and I agree with you." +Look At All That Economic Anxiety,But.. I was told that t_d doesn't leak. +Awesome sounding songs to play on 12 string guitar? I got an awesome Martin acoustic 12-string for Christmas and was wondering what are some cool songs to play it. I learned Ocean by JBT a while back and have been playing that but any other suggestions?,"Most acoustic guitar songs will sound cool on a 12 string, try tangerine, pretty easy, in standard tuning and sounds awesome." +"I'm sorry, but how do you not know? Do you just donate in impulse?","Nah, you just blindfold yourself and tap around until you donate something" +This is why you don't negotiate with terrorists.,I believe you mean moderate rebels +The Mission of Skinny Lance,Ok ill make a smurf so i can wintrade with you +It cost more to order a Soda than it does to fill the Regalia's completely empty tank... Love it,totaly unplayable +"Also, tic tac toe is a much deeper and complex game than chess","Are you dissing tic tac toe, have YOU ever played at the tic tac toe professional tournament, the science system is more complex" +"I have never used a share, want to try. My username is LairPlex Thanx!",Added! +"Nova Launcher will announce something BIG tomorrow, any guesses?",Guys I think the big announcement was the giveaway of six icon packs that are really underwhelming and a 200 dollar play store gift card we have a 1 in a trillion chance of winning. +How about we talk about Hillary's collusion with Saudi Arabia.,"Collusion with Saudi Arabia a 'non-question', says Clinton aide." +Game Thread Week 15: Cincinnati Bengals (5-7-1) VS Pittsburgh Steelers (8-5) Time: 1:00 PM Place: Paul Brown Stadium *Help the mods by reporting trolls* **Sort by new for up to date discussion.**,Look at Tez pat him on the helmet trying to get him concussed +Texas Begins $350M in Medicaid Cuts; Disabled Children Affected,they shouldn't have been born disabled +"The best part is when Hillary voters don't know who he is. Yes, please lecture me on how I'm an uneducated voter when you're unaware of the role Podesta has played in our last two Democrat administrations.",But... but... it was her turn! +No help for domestic abuse,"Your fault for getting beat up by a girl, you pansy." +I see your RGB water bottles and raise you......RGB toilet!,RGB crapper +Where'd you buy the 12.5x12.5 frames?,"Hobby Lobby, they sell album frames specifically for that size" +My dog fell asleep under my daughter's pillow and nearly gave me a heart attack,Looks like a really shitty Photoshop. +"Those subreddits are for the benefit of Trump supporters looking to reinforce their biases, though, not for the benefit of outsiders. It's not as if they'll admit the real reason they support Trump anyway.","Very closed minded, not surprised at all." +Unsportsmanlike penalty for pointing at your teammate for blocking good. This is your NFL Roger.,"Hey, we're talking about the No Fun League now c'mon" +"He didnt do anything wrong... did the people who fired him think the word slave is inherently racist? It can be used in a racist way dont get me wrong, but it wasnt here. I am very confused about this.",Offensive to slavs the population where the word originates +That's a nice division lead the Lions have there...,Be a shame if someone were to... ...**RUN.THE.TABLE** +"Just Salt Mining. I see a Steady Downvote of What I Post Today...So Adding Fuel to the Fire. Enjoy, Libtards! Glad to Know I'm in your Head.",But hey look at that Rapist Bill sign behind her! +"Damn that sucks. Hopefully, they'll be able to get your stuff back.","Unless you have a video of the Russians stealing your account, or a picture of the Russians who stole your account, then they can't do anything." +Game Thread: Green Bay Packers at Kansas City Chiefs,"Its cool having someone from my state of Delaware making it to the NFL, especially him being a quarterback for the packers." +"Helmet! Concussion, fontanelle, psychopathy, forever",Mall tantrums over iPhone appointments! +#FullMcIntosh via IMC: Rogue One is racist because reasons.,Look at all that manthreading... +"No wonder Mozgov had a horrible game, the Cavs players jumped him and injured him!",Damn posse +At the current rate of population growth on Earth there's pretty much no stopping climate change,So you are telling me it will solve itself? +top-notch journalism^^TM,Fair and balanced +They were in the first,"It's because in a game of football, the first drive is the only thing that matters." +"Eh not really, can only kill 2 people per clip, small clip means frequent reloads means more chance to get killed undefended. Long reload and low ammo count makes it a pretty balanced option, definitely more balanced than it's current 3-shot kill model.",Yeah cause a ttk of around 200ms is not op at all +"If multiple posts and complaints don't happen, then the chance goes from 1% to 0% of GIG actually fixing this bullshit.",Leaving the typo because this phone sucks almost as bad a GGG servers. +"Wife doesn't allow me to play gurbani I'm tired of my wife as she doesnt Allow me to listen to gurbani. I'm actually a sikh born in Canada who likes listening to path, my wife is indian. She doesnt want to hear paath. I used to wake UpTo paath. What do I do. I have told her how I feel, but she isn't willing to adjust",talak +"Ya, I would know nothing about what that feels like.",I know all about it +I had a friend who subscribed to Nintendo power. We'd all borrow his copy and hand copy all the moves for games like Street Fighter and Mortal Combat.,Kombat* +Looks like the product the scumbags from znaps never shipped.,"Haha I'm still waiting for my zsnaps, I'm sure they'll come one day reaaalllll soon" +Clouds over my colleges' dorms today.,It looks almost as fake as half of those students' prospects for a future. +Suarez Second Goal against Espanyol (2-0),Can we talk about how awful that shot was by Messi... +I'm too handsome to be hurt. Roast me.,Did you just cut off your pubes and apply them to your face? +"Seconding ThredUp. I haven't bought anything super high end there, but my two purchases were positive.","Yeah, there customer service is great and I never had an issue with purchases, but they have weird standards about what items they buy off people." +I'm sure a lot of people say this about incels after visiting this sub.,"Yes, but that is 100% false and unfair, whereas OP's point is 100% true and righteous." +Here comes the,"Dog, finally." +Osweiler benched; Savage in,Gotta save their stud lobster for those quality teams +This is hotter than the real thing,I wonder how quickly one of them popped a carrot of their own +Dak's 88.8% completion rate is the 2nd highest of all time - Min 30 passes,Romo would've broken the record. +I'm still looking for the peasantry in this post....anyone else able to find it?,"They support 1920x1080 resolution, that is *almost* as low as peasantry" +Scar art,This is very triggering to me. +Felt like playing on my smurf... and then this happened..,"In their defense, the yasuo is obviously a diamond smurf with how badly he out played them." +"Happy Birthday, Formal! Happy Birthday, Formal! Hope it's a great one.",When you share a birthday with Formal +looking for suggestions on hairstyle and facial hair,You look hot +I'd let her handcuff me,Funny +Inb4 DAE V10s BACK??!?!,Report: Auto Union coming back with 8.0 V16 +why does it have to be an obsession? clearly you have no idea what is going on or how I got here. maybe read up on it?,30 years of flaming other people's work is clearly no obsession Derek. +add velkoz and illaoi to your channel and you're good to go,Love me some tentacle pr0n +Ppl. need to relax. Ofc its worlds and these are the 16 best teams in the world currently. But you need to conisder that beating the best region is a tough task. Anything can happen but stomping a team from the best region? If anthing they could try to keep with up them and see where it goes. Korea won every worlds since season 3 and it was never close in the final.,"Korea lost last year!s as well, so there's a chamce of history repeating itself" +"Actually geo-politics started both world wars, nationalism is a morale booster and a production driver.",Because intense unchecked nationalism doesn't affect geopolitics +"This isn't CSI, I don't think we can enhance things. If you look straight up from the P, it looks like maybe there's a player there standing or kneeling.",Kaepernick confirmed. +Well... Maybe the US shouldn't do shady and fucked up shit? Maybe the US should pay a price for when it does bad things to other countries? Maybe every government should?,Who would stop them from doing shady and fucked up shit than? +Eli5 haven't gotten around to civ yet,"I guess it's really addicting, that friend will probably stop at 5 am on Monday." +I miss the days when men were men and I didn't need to guess their pronouns,"You must have some big problems with calling people by their names too, there are so many of those, and most are unique combinations.." +What do you guys do for work? Ive been wondering what do most of you drug users do to pay for drugs? They aren't cheap so I mean you must have a job or something.,Organ harvesting for the Chinese Government with the occasional killsquad stint in the Philippines. +"How to get over prestige obsession? As a HS senior with helicopter parents, my parents want me to go to as high ranked college as possible most likely to brag to other parents about it. Many of their friends' children regularly go to Ivy-level colleges, so I can see why they insist on be going to high ranked college. However, I found and have gotten accepted to a somewhat lower ranked school and am happy to attend, but I can't shake off the feeling that other parents would look down on me for not aiming higher. I know this feeling will eventually go away when college begins, but do any of u guys have any tips to help me in my situation?",Helicopter parents are the worst. +Board Clears are the Counter To Curve Decks I wish this was more obvious to the designers of hearthstone. The only reason that you ever want to hold back from throwing down all your minions on curve is the punishment of a board clear. Hopefully Blizzard learns from WOTOG and makes effective board clears available for multiple classes.,Suggesting that Blizzard didn't intentionally turn the game into an easy mode curve fest. +"You're like a constant downer, huh?",I was being +"Actually, I disagree. In a mouth foaming rush to disparage a previous comment, some posters end up saying the same thing as the mentioned previous comment, but in a convoluted and obtuse way, ironically unconsciously echoing this before mentioned comment.",This. +Bit of an old post but here is me being toxic,"Your fault, No one is even near to you and start atk it... You could even jump out when you got under 600hp but you didn't" +BBC News: Amnesty accuses Myanmar military of 'crimes against humanity',"This post will barely get any upvotes and atleast as a human if you're not going upvote, don't downvote it." +Priorities.,Looks like the Americanized version of King Arthur and the Lady of the Lake. +Top 100 RTA players by origin,"Asia is irrelevant, period" +"TIL during the production of Star Wars, Peter Cushing found Grand Moff Tarkin's boots, furnished by the wardrobe department, to be very uncomfortable. George Lucas agreed to limit shots where Cushing's feet would be visible, allowing him to wear his own slippers.","I could tell he was wearing bunny slippers right away, it took me right out of the movie." +JFK said those who make peaceful revolution impossible make violent revolution inevitable...,Nah bro he was totes talking about Republicans DAE Democrats = best leftists! +What are Bill Gates' evils?,He's rich +Spent way too much time making a play kitchen for my daughter,Good time to start teaching girls their place is in the kitchen! +Something all BF spawn screens after 1942 have lacked: knowing how many of what class are currently deployed,"They had something like this in Hardline, but it only showed what class your squadmates were playing as." +It's to make it stand out more so more ppl watch it. Try reading the title written normally vs in all caps. Which one stands out more?,"If there is one title not in caps, while the rest is in caps, guess who stands out :)" +Who had a great year in 2016?,Gucci Mane did 2016 right +Oh c'mon! Please refrain from saying God's name in vain. I find it very offensive and I'm certain others do too. Thank you,"You're on the fucking internet man, expect to get offended" +Obama on political correctness: 'Don't go around just looking for insults',"I feel you, Obama." +I guess I weigh my morals of anti-racism over my morals of adherence to game rules.,"I guess you weigh those morals against doing what you agreed to do, too." +Jags are the #4 ass defense in the NFL.,What's an ass defense? +Bill would block computers bought in S.C. from accessing porn,"Yes, of course, because prohibition worked so well with alcohol." +"Jameson Lopp on Twitter - Bitcoin Core's txn fee rate estimate to get confirmed in next 3 blocks rose 557% from 14 to 78 satoshis/byte. That's 1,013% in USD terms.",This doesn't look like anything to me. +"Is anybody else still missing grades in SIS? I've got most of my grades in, but I'm still missing a grade from one of my classes. I know the grade is an A so unfortunately missing it has lowered my GPA a little... Does anyone know when professors need to have grades entered by?",Grades are due by midnight tonight. +Am i the only person not on the ptu,I'm not +That's not at all how that works,Should have added a +cleveland is not a joke r u kidding... i mean the browns are a joke but jesus man stop feeling sorry for yourself,I would approximate about 50% of movies/TV shows make a Cleveland joke at some point... that is literally the definition of being a joke. +Anyone Remember Animal Planet's The Most Extreme???,That was the shit! +Yeah.....thats definitely it...And not a Muslim being a Muslim,But Obama is Muslim! +Well I mean Chyna was a massive star in the 90s.,It's different with Chyna because she was pushed as a some freak attraction and her body was the butt of many jokes. +"A list of heroes that get value from Samuro clones I used to hate seeing Samuro, but after realizing that nearly every hero that I play can abuse his clones to complete quests very early and get exceptional value out of certain talents, I started to wonder just how many heroes were able to as well, and I decided to make a list. (Because I was really bored) Abathur - Soma Transference, increased healing on Spike Burst. Alarak - More targets to hit with lightning for more healing, both quests at level 7 are completed much more easily, can cause counterstrike to trigger. Anub'arak - Increased healing from Locust Swarm Artanis - Increased trait CD reduction from Q Arthas - Level 1 Eternal Hunger quest (although not that hard to complete even without samuro, so not that big of a deal) Auriel - Increased energy gain from Q and Ult, as well as the Q quest at 1, gives her a heroic target to auto attack to get loads of energy from Energized Cord at 7. Azmodan - Sieging Wrath quest at 1 Chen - Accumulating Flame at 1, Keg Toss at 4 Cho - Blazing Bulwark at 1, Runic Feedback at 13, Twilight Veil and Frenzied Fists at 16. Gall - Spurred Onward at 1, Double Trouble at 4, Dread Shield at 13. Chromie - Both Q and W quests at 1, can keep up Shifting Sands stacks easier at 16 (14) Dehaka - Symbiosis at 7 Diablo - 2 extra runes on the ground from Apocalypse E.T.C - Level 20 upgraded Stage Dive Falstad - Gathering Storm at 1 Gazlowe - Extra TNT, Ark Reactor Greymane - Incendiary Elixir Gul'dan - Pursuit of Flame, Echoed Corruption at 1, Bound by Shadow at 7, Fel Armor and Harvest life at 13, Rampant Hellfire at 16 Illidan - Battered Assault at 1, Unbound at 4, Hunter's Onslaught at 7, Metamorphosis at 10, Elusive Strike at 13, Blades of Azzinoth at 16. Johanna - Eternal Retaliation at 4, Holy Renewal at 16 Kael'thas - Potential for huge Living Bomb spread, Convection at 1, Burned Flesh at 7, Flamethrower at 20 Kerrigan - Increased trait generation from W, E, R and Psionic Pulse / Fury of the Swarm at 4 Leoric - March of the Black King, Consume Vitality at 16 Medivh - CDR on Q, The Masters Touch at 7, potential for huge Poly Bomb spread Muradin - Perfect Storm at 1, Healing Static at 13 Nazeebo - Widowmakers and Pandemic at 1 Nova - Sniper Master at 7 Ragnaros - Massive healing from Q, Sulfuras Hunger and Shifting Meteor at 1, Fire Ward at 4, Hand of Ragnaros and Molten Power at 7, Cauterize Wounds and Tempered Flame at 13 Rehgar - Rising Storm at 16 Samuro - Way of Illusion and Way of the Wind at 1 Sonya - Increased Whirlwind Healing Stitches - Savor the Flavor at 7 Sylvanas - Lost Soul at 4 The Butcher - More opportunity to use Butcher's Brand Thrall - Increased trait return on Sundering and Earthquake Tychus - In the Rhythm at 7, and That's the Stuff! at 13 Tyrande - Empower at 1 Valla - Creed of the Hunter and Puncturing Arrow at 4, Siphoning Arrow at 13, Death Siphon at 20 Varian - Lion's Maw and part of High King's Quest at 1 Xul - Flowing Wounds at 13 Zarya - Demolitions Expert at 1, Clear Out at 20 41/59 of the current heroes can get value out of Samuro's clones I might have missed some, but sorry for the super long list, just needed to burn some time and educate people on how to make Samuro players mad.",Uther with Gathering Radiance at 16 +"Wait, why is it sad she learns a skill that means fresh breeze and helps her negate damage? Because it has the same name as her son?",because he wants black cowl and is salty +"People need to understand, Tevez can go 1 year, maybe 2.. and still come back to argentina and be the best player here, lol I know a lot of boca fans who are praying for Palacio and the dude is 35",Holy shit is Palacio really 35 now? +"Nope. Last two years of high school in the US, 16-18.","Sixth form is the last two years College is for people studying more technical and less academic fields The first gives a levels and the latter gives BTECs which are less respected for entering higher education but you can still use them, they just don't have the same weight and many of the top colleges flat out refuse to accept btec applicants e.g Oxford/Cambridge/Imperial" +Until they make every other game mode give like 5 fp,"I'm not saying they should give less in other game modes, just something based on time spent playing." +Why is this a thing after so many years? (lil' rant),Another dude thinking sgs is relevant :s +"Yeah, we know. Republicans lied about it. Their stupid voters don't care.",It's all the Democrats' fault anyways. +It was the moment it happened.,"Technically true, but this elevates it." +College night at the local pub.,Students these days get older and older +Is anyone else surprised he's 71? I swear I thought the dude was in his early to late 50's.,Opiates keep you young +"If you don't get a win, loss, or draw for a game then YOU SHOULDN'T LOSE CONTRACTS OR FITNESS Seriously it's ridiculous. Just played a game where the guy quit 10 minutes in while it was still 0-0. My record obviously didn't change, but I come back to my squad and 4 guys are out of contracts. I essentially got 100 coins and minus contracts for everyone so I'm being punished for the other guy quitting. It's such a simple problem to fix I don't understand why it still exists.",And Attribute Cards hahaha +"If it's evolution, then why do people gain or lose weight? Are they superior beings who are capable of defying evolution?",But losing weight is impossible and gaining weight is just your body settling into its natural set point. +Of course it is. If the government says this is legal it's an endorsement,"Right, I mean, the Government sells me alcohol and gave me a Driver's license, so they are basically endorsing drinking and driving right?" +meeting an 6.3 as an 5.0,The japanese M41A1 is 6.0 in AB. +What's the remake you actually want to see happen?,Remake doom 1 and 2 with the new doom 2016 engine. +BREAKING: 70+ injured in Berlin as truck plows through Christmas market,Now Breaking on CNN - Wolf Blitzer and panel discuss how this all could have been avoided if there was no electoral college. +Got a copyright warning from Time Warner using this garbage software,"Yeah, I knew this would be a problem when they implemented the popcorntime protocol for negotiating P2P connections, they should have based it off peerflix so it was streaming torrents." +"Lolol. You caught me. Yeah I played jazz in high school and a long time lover of jazz. But definitely that too. Ok side convo. How awesome was that movie though, huh? It may have been the best movie of 2016.",Great movie :) +Wife noticed the outline of my Johnson is visible through my pants. Advice? They are just H&M green denim that's sort of a cross between jeans and casual pants. They're really comfortable and I like the green so don't want to get rid of them if possible. How socially unacceptable have i been appearing? What's a man to do here?,Pics? +I'm just waiting for the inevitable heart attack he has from all the fast food he eats.,"Obviously you don't know that its America spirit that's keeping him alive, similar to Dick Cheney; he wants to MAGA to further strengthen the energy and gain immortality." +what was your favorite cartoon growing up that youger people wouldn't have heard of?,"Sonic Underground, man that show was great." +Reich appreciation thread We all have to agree Reich is superior right,"Yeah, aside from the blatant genocide and whole racial purity thing..." +"Not quite like Germany, Sweden perhaps comes close. They are both guinea pigs in a way. I remember a time when I actually wanted to travel Europe for its rich and unique cultures...not so interested anymore to see some melting pot of strife and cultural takeover by foreign people.",Yeah cause everytime i'm downtown I see it burning and pillaged by the muslim hordes who destroy our culture +Browns for life,Cherry MX Shit +"damn, thats pretty messed up. he should have gotten the max sentence!",You fucking bigot +"Most improved player of 2016 I think some cases can be made for Sfat, The Moon, N0ne and even S2J, what do you guys think?","n0ne in my opinion, went from a cool-decent guy, to an absolute threat to everyone" +"My partner (30M) and I (25F) are childfree, but have both been questioning our stance on it. I think I would love being a mother but wouldn't love raising children with him.","Kid issue aside, his controlling is a red flag for YOU." +Lol it's top comment now.,"Ah yes, reasonable for everyone to just downvote because I was here early" +Skyrim Logic,"Yes because of all the illogical things in Skyrim, the lack of medieval climbing gear is the most apparent." +GOING TO MY SECOND GAME OF THE SEASON,This is also what Corrado thought before he got the neck slice gesture by Babcock. +"That's Mercy's melee kill quote, and it's brutal",Her melee does a surprising amount of damage. +Donald Trump surpasses 270 votes in Electoral College to formally win presidency,Yay for Nazis in 2017 +"If you could see a picture of anyone throughout history, who would it be? I really think it's a shame that some of the people who shaped the world as we know it can only be known through paintings and stories. I personally would love to have seen what George Washington looked like because he is one of my favorite (and perhaps one of the greatest) presidents of all time. I also think it would be great to see Cleopatra, given she was supposed to be one of the most beautiful women of all time. Any thoughts?","Genghis Khan, just to see if 66% (or whatever the supposed statistic) of Asians look like him" +I don't even understand why it's at Tier IV. It wasn't fielded until mid-1944 so why is it in the same tier as pre-war developed tanks that were out of service by 1940?,"You're absolutely right, let's put it at tier 8 alongside the tiger 2 and Pershing where it belongs." +Since when shooting a muslim makes you nazi?,If you're white and you hurt a brown person you are a nazi. +"I'm 19, and my parents still don't know I smoke weed Yo it's so annoying for me every time I want to smoke. My family is really conservative, not to mention ignorant. They think marijuana is like heroin. My mom has legit told me before that if she found out I smoked, she would kick me out of the house. So whatever, I'm still gonna smoke. But it's a mission every damn time. I have to stash it in a compartment that doesn't smell. I have to sneak out of the house when everyone is asleep and pray I don't wake anyone up when I sneak back into the house. I can't just go outside the backyard and smoke my weed. It's a protocol every damn time. I'm risking getting a fine by smoking in public and wasting gas money to drive to a safe spot. Then I have to worry about putting eye drops and eating something so my breath doesn't smell like weed. This shit is something you do when you're 15, not 19.","cherish those drivin n blazin times, they're unique =)" +"Um, Google says that's 15 fucking pounds underweight",Well google told me i'm overweight at 210 pounds 5'5 so we cant all believe google can we +"(Offer) Hey hey hey, I'll draw your usernames Howdy. I Have a drawing pad and I cannot draw. Bring it.","Dam i probs missed this, but a man can dream!" +"AND bronze. I mean, come on.",What and be in 3rd place? +"Neither, go for 'Gogay de cholay' or 'Phajay ke paye'",Phaja <3 +Welp. Time to fully embrace being the classic heel team of the of the NHL. YOU CANT BEAT WHAT YOU CANT PLAY. TAKE THAT DETROIT!,"Man, we didn't make any bad passes, no giveaways and got the shutout!" +I married a girl that wouldn't ride on the back of a motorcycle and she also couldn't swim. That's why we're divorced.,Bet she was dynamite in the sack tho right +"I got into a long argument with a (conservative) friend of mine who said that Trump is openly pro-LGBT. I was actually really confused, and I eventually conceded that Trump probably doesn't give a fuck about gay people either way, but Pence does for sure. And it appears that Pence is gonna be the unofficial president.",But he held a rainbow flag once! +"Is anyone still keeping track of punts? I lost track, pretty sure they aren't setting the record at this point though.",Not even close to record :'( +A Bolt lying around? Sounds more like a FOB,"No, that's the thing I use to start my truck" +Is this game worth buying?,"It's free right now with Xbox One gold if you have it, but if you don't I would definitely recommend it." +This is officially your final warning. If we receive notice of any violation of Rule #4 you'll be permanently banned.,It's obviously the Tren. +"Totally with you, the only moment that satiated what I wanted from Krogan was Grunt's moment fighting off the Rachni in ME3, he actually seemed like something physically formidable, it showed why Krogan are better soldiers than your average human with armor and a gun, and I want a lot more of that!",That moment is so wonderful and badass...actually made me tear up too +"Just the fact that I pilot a 4 ton machine around is mind blowing enough. Add in the fact that there's literally millions of other people that I don't know doing the very same thing, all with varying amounts of distraction. There are people driving right now that are only barely paying enough attention to the world around their death machine to just barely not hit anything. And I still enjoy driving.",Haha funny coincidence that I read this while driving +"Thx. Props to her for actually knowing how to use a dab, unlike most of these kids","God, kids these days don't dab like we used to" +"In a context where all it takes is one guy, one truck and one crowded place, I'm having a hard time buying your easy fix, though. How exactly do you enforce that limit, to guarantee that this one guy doesn't get the opportunity to get on that truck? What kind of filters can you put in place, when you have hundreds of thousands of people from war-torn countries at your doorsteps, most of them probably with no real paper trail to speak of? No proper background checks are realistically going to happen there. Honestly? I don't think there's a solution. We either go full nazi mode or this kind of shit is going to keep happening from time to time. And since the West isn't prepared to go full nazi mode (or at least I hope so), I guess we're left with the second option. Anyone who tells you there's an easy fix to this clusterfuck is most certainly full of shit.","Nah, Reddit's verdict has been made, fuck em all." +"No, it's a fact. Read the Federalist Papers.","Yeah, they mention him *by name*." +"Donald J. Trump on Twitter: Today there were terror attacks in Turkey, Switzerland and Germany - and it is only getting worse. The civilized world must change thinking!","But the real victims are not all the people that are maimed or killed by this global Jihad, but the backlash against Muslim migrants." +"As a big DT fan, I can admit their later albums have some cheese but also as a big Yes fan I can say the exact same if not more for Yes.",Those albums are not canon +Or we could not let them in and celebrate Christmas in peace,"Yeah, because we all know that racism has a history of solving problems." +Like if I'm racist against Australians?,Probably meant more towards timezones. +"Spotted this last weekend, how is this even legal here?",ya lor ppl whose job which includes conducting urine test gonna lose their job gahment should do something abt this! +Criticising socialism through a SATELLITE I see?,A socialist dictatorship made them but America FREED THEM +Yeah this is Reddit and were a bunch of special snowflakes with elevated senses of humor. We cannot share humor with the likes of *facebookers*.,Shitty cropping with annoying text ruins it for me. +First knife -- be gentle.,Gorgeous knife and board +"How is this fair, a full team of 5.3 (no higher) vs 5.7-6.0. We lost in 3 min.","(Something something) is historically accurate bro, just flank" +"Gosh, where do you think all posts on facebook and 9gag come from?",I think The Chive +"No, it's the sensible solution. Terrorists aren't going to deform our society, reactionary policies will. More people die in accidental bathtub drownings each year than terrorist attacks.","Yep, and ISIS will claim credit for those bathtub drownings too!" +Everyone saying fuck 2016 like this shit is going to end at the end of the year.,"No, no, if you say it, it will magically end!" +Yeah i like this idea of a level limit but everything would be solved if there was a report button for smurfs that was checked and whoever played with that person would also get banned or lose the rank they gained,In theory that would work but it would be rather difficult to determine who smurfs are and who new players are from an automation point of view with no false positives. +Try east india company instead.,Clay oven is garbage in comparison! +"I don't want to see a man peeing in the urinal. Then don't watch him, you perv.",Well if it's there how can I not look? +A Pakistani terrorist? But they're a peaceful bunch of freedom fighters being harassed by the bully India. Surely Pakistan doesn't aid these kind of people.,Misunderstood lone wolf corrupted by western decadence. +so kite him?,don't get hit. +My life is better today than it was this time last year because I made a decision to change the way I think.,MY LIFE IS BETTER THAN IT WAS BECAUSE I HAVE MONEY TO VACATION IN THE BAHAMAS what a motivating picture +v3.2.0 Update Notice,Laika is so good now... BUFF CHOW +Sarcasm is strong with this one,I thought the sarcasm was very basical.... +"The co-operative virus is spreading, not even tankies are safe from infection from this terrible infliction","i thought viruses need healthy hosts, but apparently they also infest dead brain cells" +"Found out after my Grandfather had died that he molested 2 of his daughters. He was a very distant man and we were never close, but it still hurt to hear. My mother wasn't one of them.. don't know if you can call that good news or not..",It's never nice to play favorites. +Ca cause l'autisme.,Encore pire que les vaccins ! +Uber on track to lose 2.6 billion dollars this year worldwide,As soon as they figure out how to not pay any drivers they will be fine. +"There's really no fucking benefit to spending hundreds-of-thousands at least to re-grade and re-lay rail for who-knows-how-far on either side of the bridge. Nevermind that it would involve shutting down the route while it's done, and replacing the bridge itself.",get our of here with your logic +Sometimes I remember why i'm silver...,Just as a tip for anybody who is facing the same problem: Try the M4A4 it gives you the 10 bullets extra to kill him :) Use the M4A1-S only when your aim allows it :) +What will end up happening is the tax you at a rate to provide a UBI to the jobs you replaced with automation.,Yes because it is the citizens and not corporations wHo control the lawmakers +Maybe some oversight regarding the planned evacuation busses not going to Aleppo but only to al-Foua and Kefraya. I mean when you make a deal that they can evacuate and you can evacuate and at the same only they are able to evacuate you might try to stop that so you don't lose your leverage. In the end we don't really know what goes down. Maybe what we can do is get some more nationalities on the ground. Maybe as observers so we get some information from actors less close to the conflict. Maybe some troops from a transnational organisation which makes up almost all nations on this planet. Just a thought...,And who would protect these observers from being killed by the terrorists there? +Buy a pair of shoes! Get *one* extra shoe for free!,"Actually, that would be AWESOME, especially for skateboarding, one shoe always wears out before the other!" +"Former Flint emergency managers, city employees to be charged in Flint water crisis",But the GOP said that the EPA was actually responsible for this! +*very highly respected charity being widely being investigated by the FBI.,Yes i'm sure this FBI investigation is going to find something just like the other two did +But this is why I am so frustrated at the game. They leave out so many holes because either they want us to buy more DLC or they still weren't done after nearly 10 years. Both are terrible reasons.,"Yeah but bro, *Free* updates... ^^freeeee" +Hide yo Steel Beams.,So... the laser is powered by jet fuel? +Upscale - smallest resolution on iPhone 5,9x16 +"What is the change to an ability that you always forget that it has happened? i always forget that akali's w doesnt give her armor/mr anymore, just movement speed",I always forget that Katarina's E does not give damage reduction anymore. +"The game plan should consist of running 5 wide and letting Stafford throw every down. I'm not worried about our defense stopping Zeke and Dak, I'm more worried about Caldwell not letting Stafford play his game and trying to run on 1st and 2nd down every drive. If Stafford plays at his top level, they can keep up with this offense. I have faith (sip sip)",I think getting Travis Swanson back would be huge for our run game. +It's okay if someone disagrees with me.,That's bullshit and you're stupid for thinking it!!!1!! +"The one that I laugh about to this day and wonder how I still work at Best Buy was when I accidentally called a customer bitch instead of miss. I don't know if I was just thinking of the word bitch or what, but I saw a customer walking into home theater. Normally I call all the ladies of any age miss because they love it, great way to build rapport. Very quickly and unceremoniously I blurted out Need any help bitch? My eyes got super wide and I had this look of horror spread across my face. I thought this is it, i'm going to get fired. I don't know if she didn't hear me or didn't care but then she just said she needed help with a blu ray player and I was YESOFCOURSERIGHTTHISWAY Best bullet dodge of my life.",More like you dodged a missile. +Not THAT hard.,Yeah I'll just go back in time and replay the nonexistent first half! +"With Gregory returning this week, take a few minutes to remember what this guy's potential is.","He's most likely suspended for the next 15 years though, maybe 20 if he responds to Goodells texts with the wrong emoji." +"Was curious at the final results. He got DESTROYED in NYC. Hil got 87% in Manhattan, 80% in Brooklyn, 75% in queens, 89% in the Bronx. Obviously won in SI but with a measly 57%. Just did the math. He lost NYC 1,969,920 to 461,174. Thats 1.5 million votes from the people who know him best.",Well thank goodness we have the electoral college to protect the interests of Real Americans against those costal elites. +You gon' buy today,I got a fast ram! +I feel like this is a testament to the power of Razer's effective advertising more than anything. It's a rubber dome keyboard that lights up. What more is there to rant about? It's not unique in any way. All of its features are easily found in every other popular brand of keyboard. MLG has done a great job of getting people to think that sponsored equipment = quality.,But it makes clicky sounds without that nasty feeling of a hard bottoming out! +How far away from your Favorite Team's stadium do you live? On a good day I can make it in 2 hours.,I'm from STL so fuck you! +"This is some of that good conspiracy. Some pre-election conspiracy. Pure, not stepped-on, conspiracy. Bring back the UFOs, the 9/11s, the Black Ops shit! No more pizzagate or calzonefence, no more people screaming 'SHILL' if you don't see what they see in an article. Let's Conspire!",Lol what a shill +"TIL of Granny, the oldest orca in the world who has been swimming since 1911. She's 105 years old.",But...Sea World says they only live 20-30 years or something like that...why would they lie? +Emergency managers charged over Flint's lead-tainted water,but it was obama's epa that put lead in the water .... +"We were actually ahead early and it was pretty even until 15 minutes. We started losing fights because Krul didn't have any boots or defense. I was considering getting the Eve second, but I got BM instead for the shield pierce. Kestrel had an early Kinetic Shield and I expected Celeste wouldn't go Glasscannon.",Typical glass cannon Krul. +The Supremes looking supreme (1968),They'd look better if they had some box logo hoodies on. +"Thanks, buddy. I felt left out.",Who the heck even uses desktops anymore? +on top of not being on the same page as Brees,Literally nothing going for those two. +Man I hope I get you on my team for my first game back in 7.00. It'll be hilarious,"Yes, cause it's insanely hilarious to ruin other people's games because of your own incompetence." +"Through Week 15, out of all RBs with 200+ attempts, Jordan Howard has the second highest YPC in football. What should we expect from Howard in 2017? He only trails McCoy. Higher YPC than Zeke, Leveon, and DJ. After the failed Jeremy Langford experiment, do we trust Howard as maybe an RB1 next year? Assuming no injuries, where does he probably get drafted?",He's the best part of the Bears offense... so naturally they'll trade him away in the offseason for a wasted draft pick +0/6 thus far after week two of these bounties,"Or... you could delete a character today, rush level it to 40 and then go 0/7 by the reset!" +Because that's what this sub is. Low-effort posts and low-effort comments. All circlejerked and upvoted sky-high.,It makes me angry too when people enjoy things! +since you've looked at it is it spoiler for AoT or JJBA? also if its big spoilers then report it.,"For *Attack on Titan,* and I did report it... Either the mods haven't looked at it, or they don't agree." +So this is where former Blackwater killers come into play. Get rid of the Secret Service and bring in mercenaries.,Yes Trumps driver is totally a mercenary +No lmao,Do you know what sarcasm is? +lol he's white,He kinda looks like a young Bruce Willis +The same type of people that are voting chicken,No it's the same kind of person that votes FOX. +Finally got it with just one swift stroke.,I'm surprised there aren't more posts about this yet! +You maybe be poor if this bothers you that much.,"What a cunt, right?" +"If new immigrants are driving wages lower the answer isn't to stop immigration, in a country with an already low birth rate. It's to strengthen the labour laws",I agree with you there... +The M4A3 (76) W is 5.0 in the Japanese tree and 5.3 in the American tree with identical stats and ammo. What the fuck is this shit.,Does it have a higher repair cost though? +Man I would love something like that.,Please let me know if you find anything; I'm going to keep up the Google-fu. +People use the same bullshit argument when discussing prostitution. They say It can't be legal cause a client will give the hooker a disease or rape her or rob her or beat her up! What?!?! That already happens ANYWAY! Clients give hookers diseases. They rape them. They rob them. They assault them. They kill them. It happens precisely BECAUSE it's illegal! Clients and pimps mistreat hookers precisely BECAUSE sex work is prohibited! That ain't an argument for keeping it illegal! That's an argument for making it legal!,"Might as well get rid of speed limits on roads, because people are already speeding every day." +You say that as if Trump is not 1000 times worse already.,"Lol the stock market at its highest in history, countries wanting to renegotiate NAFTA, a better relationship with Russia, companies *staying* and reinvesting in America.... and he isn't even in office yet Yeah seems pretty shit to me!" +"Yeah neither could I, but it wasn't just that he supposedly had killer bud. He told me he delivered mainly to rich execs who were willing to pay a premium for consistency and discretion.",Leave it to the 1% to inflate everything. +"i promised myself that after college, i would Never ever work food service again. EVER. i plan on keeping that promise",Maybe not going to college is where I went wrong. +"The video was cringy as fuck, but the subject is not really that funny tbh.",If i do recall on your sub you guys were having a good time laughing about the Armenian Genocide. +"re: your username me too, gurl me too",riot games singlehandedly caused my depression +volvo pls gib,IO ARCANA RIGGED +I will only bungee jump after the third person goes.,But it'd be more stretched out! +"Hopefully, people with a strong education. Personally, I think the EC should be abolished--It's clearly ineffective. Both ways? Were you referring to Clinton as a potential demagogue? She ran the most awkward campaign I've seen since Dukakis.",Naw she was clearly prejudiced against racists +What would be the dumbest item to have a buy one get one free promotion?,Pacemaker +"Damn, I shouldn't have said anything, lol",Yeah you fucked up because now I'd never pay more than $400 for one of your knives +"How do I unlock Fut champions kits? I played with a guy that had these beautiful fut champions kits sponsored with EA SPORTS,and I wonder how do I unlock them.","You have to finish a certain rank monthly in FUT Champs, I believe - there's a Gold kit, an Elite kit and a Top 100 kit" +"Whats the deal with acquiring Archwing gear? thought I'd finally get round to getting some archwing gear, but you can only get parts to make any of it from syndicates that don't play well together. whats the dealio?",Ur meant to buy the parts with plat or trade with people who have other syndicates. +Triggered by snow,"Damn I don't like Winter, but this fucking bitch makes me want to love it." +"assistance with dumping So, I am trying to dump sm4sh for modding. But during the dump, it stops when the command prompt is at dt00. I do not know where to go from here. Some input on what to do would be appreciated.",You might want to buy some laxative pills +"Ruin a first date using 4 words, Portland Edition. Let's take the I-5. I like Coors light. Ok I'm terrible at this, but I have faith you will do much better at this game.",Transplants are really great +I'd call him Nicholas.,All of my turkeys were named Stuart. +That's an interesting way to spell academically ineligible,Not that he could tell. +"Trying to get into this game is utterly infuriating. I understand its because I am low level and such but goddamn every single match I have played as been filled with people who do no form of cooperation and for some reason ALWAYS pick a late game carry no matter how many we already have on the team, I go support, I try to help and advise but when the other team has an actual team comp I cannot help but get mad as my team gets utterly smashed into the ground by the 10 min mark.",Play with a stack. +**FREEDOM HAS BEEN DISTRIBUTED**,Pootis dispenser here +"Or maybe the Trump video was thrown out as a distraction ahead of the leak, knowing it was coming?",~~Conspiracy theories...~~ FAKE NEWS +Let me just smear some dirt here annnnd good,just everything is perfect and then your eyes slide down to that mess of a contour..... +Semiconductors: Kaby Lake.,But the new MacBook Pros would be so amazing if only they had bothered to put Kaby Lake in them instead of last year's Skylake! +Who appoints the next governor?,Home Ministry +Why are autists so annoying?,Because the vaccines developed by the Illuminati made me that way. +2020? seriously? I just came to check in on the game's progress and people are talking about the game releasing 6 years behind schedule? man that's incredibly disappointing.,Please do not talk negatively about Star Citizen - it makes you he who shall not be named +Proporty,"Ah, now everything makes sense!" +Ask him to invest in the exciting opportunity that is Avon.,Ask him if he ever heard of a great new company called *Amway* and then ask him if he would like to come to your home for a cup of coffee and a life-changing conversation. +i would think about it while eating my free pizza for a year.,Gotta test it first +Worker's Party?,"They day they win the Prime Minister's seat, we can start calling them a major party." +"Depends on what you consider a terror attack. Breivik was certainly one, though.","Breivik, NSU, burning refugee shelters, ... it is hard to draw a straight line" +"Why, because she asked them a question she would have asked anybody in the circumstance?. That makes her a racist how, exactly?",I suspect Battlepuppy left off the +Did you work in a whorehouse in Marseilles?,"no, Molenbeek" +This bitch has the nerve to steal a guys reserved seat at the cinema then mock him on facebook for eating snacks while watching the film.,"Honey, pour the popcorn in to my hands and let me hoover it into my mouth to piss this bitch off." +Chill your nuts,ok But where /: +"I'm going to take this moment to say fuck you as impolite as you're willing to take it. There's plenty of people who build careers in the military and retire at a younger age. The military offers a great reset button for people who have a small amount of student debt, or people who don't really know what they want to do as a career just yet. The military is not all war, blood, guts and killing. Sure, if you pick a combat MOS you're likely to be subjected to some emotional trauma/PTSD, but there are so many other career paths within. From technical jobs, mechanical roles, LE roles, criminal investigators that reside stateside, etc. Not to mention that a lot of government jobs in the U.S. use a veteran preference points system to assist with veterans finding employment after they are discharged from active duty. I suggest you check your ass next time before you start spewing stupid shit like that all over the place.","I don't recommend military to anyone because I feel like it should be something you want to do, not do because you don't have another option because people in that state I feel aren't mentally strong enough for it." +"Oh damn, thank you. I thought it was more of a thin shell rain jacket. Either way I probably wouldn't even be able to afford it","Yeah, they are targeting a sale price of around 120,000 yen (~$1,200 USD) when they finally start selling them." +Is there a name for this style of music? I'm really digging it.,"It's Flamenco, the guitar makes it sound more Baroque, in my opinion, but it's definitely Flamenco fingerpicking and chord progression." +I would've gone with Germany Pulls Pork,that's brilliant. +Best Expansion 2016: The Witcher 3 Blood and Wine,"Wow, and from such an amazing year of expanisions to choose from too." +Well Lemieux had a 199 point season,But was that 180? +"Article kindda misses the point. People are getting tattoos removed now because 1. Laser removal is more common and affordable 2. Overall the quality of tattoos are at its peak, designs are being executed in a manner no one thought possible 10 years ago. It's not about I don't want to have tattoos any more, it's more like I could totally get this shit old design lasered off, and start getting some epic new work over it. As for reconstructing stretched lobes, I find people are giving it up at least, because they dont wanna go any larger than. The size they always wanted. Thing is, when you start out you have a goal if you like, and once you get to that size you're happy. However, the long term effects of having a weight in your stretched lobes is the lines will self stretch a little. I was once at around 30mm stretched lobes, retired after an accident, let them heal up naturally. One is almost entirely healed normal, the other is somewhat noticeable that there's a little dimple in it lol. Could probably still stretch it... Anyway... Sorry about the length of the post. Hope I cleared it up a little. Any questions feel free to fire them my way. Source- I am a tattoo artist.",You just make money off of stupid people. +"If I were to leave tomorrow, I'd get a text and that's it - Vertonghen on Spurs friendships","I think if Jan were to leave tomorrow, he'd get at least a call from Poch and Levy asking him where the fuck he thought he was going, being under contract and all." +Today's GOP: big government theocrats using the overreach they claim to hate to implement Christian Sharia Law.,"Look dude, this is clearly only a bad thing if the people doing it have brown skin." +"In this case I wouldn't push the stereotype accusation too far. He could have used and maybe should have used the term 'Asian' but went with 'those people'. He wants to point out something nice, you don't have to jump on the politically correct wagon.",yeah when i think aggressive and violent an old asian man is definitely the first thing that comes to mind +finally u can sell that dragon armour,Lol yeah I've honestly just been too lazy to buy barrows +What exactly is the problem with providing character diversity without alienating a straight male fanbase? Wouldn't you want to appeal to as broad an audience as possible?,"But straight white males are the untermensch, don't you know?" +Can't wait for the Trump administration to put an end to this nonsense.,Oh yes he will totally be able to silence science on a global scale. +RotMG Loudabeast White Bag montage (ONLY WHITE BAGS)/EVENT WHITES!,0/10 not enough eps and infected skins +"Fix workbench top with brads or screws Hi Just completed a 1900 x 900 workbench using 18mm hardwood faced ply for the top. Will post picture shortly - ignoring my castor wobble ( solved in my head at least ) - how should I fix the top to the base? I have rebated the frame so the ply slots in nicely, to prevent the ply chipping / splitting - but it needs securing. Evenly spaced screws ( 4 inch apart?) would look cool , but brads would be almost hidden. Thoughts or purely personal preference? Cheers",Construction glue. +"People who don't ward in conquest, why don't you do it?",Because I NEED that 50 gold so I can get my next item quicker +But how is he going to summon first turn Neos if he wasted his Normal on the Bubbleman???,"Duh, with an asspull Spell Card that lets you Special Summon Neos when you're in that exact situation." +"ye, I mean it's not like he doesn't play other games than Minecraft",Yea Runescape too +"Then there's UW Superior. Don't know if there's a saying, but why I get from people is holy crap, what did you do wrong to end up there? which works well too.",Well if you want to get into art therapy what other school is there? +"Residency is on-the-job training. Despite the seemingly endless supply of patients, there is a finite amount of experience each resident gets. If you add to the pool of residents, the amount of patient care that they experience decreases.",So what you're saying is... we need to get in more gun fights & put people in hospital +It's good to see us finally going after a forward since we're pretty thin up front. Not sure why we would bring in a defender though.,forgot the +Trump has enough appointments coming up on the 9th that the shitlibs will be back in the minority,Yup but that won't change the speed that cases get heard in. +NO USE! ONLY CHARGE!,I've never had to change the batteries/charge my corded mouse +Anything involving full penetration in VR.,Apprehensive because the technology just really isn't there yet? +But the M4A1 is fuck ugly.,Projecting isnt nice. +"Just go ahead and play the deck. It looks plenty powerful, but if your friends are very serious magic players they can most likely handle it. If not, it is easy to remove the card that is causing the problem (playing a few games will identify it). But again, since you build this deck in highschool and I assume you play with the same friends, I expect it to be fine.",Thanks so much for the advice! +We got this,source? +Oh I did when it was on. At least season 5 is good.,Oh yes Season 5 is a big improvement especially Prometheus. +"Cold therapy is pretty awesome. I take a cold shower every morning, even in the winter.",We are all very proud of you. +"Look at the chart, the chart does not lie, but you can be butthurt when faced with the truth. Circle has done a great job and it is such a shame they left bitcoin, it looks like they were right! Armstrong and Coinbase have been excellent in showing us the true value of ETH! , Ver has been the best price predictor of 2016, he warned us of the volume going to alts unless we fork now. That is why we see the current bitcoin price. It is all there in the charts.",Forgot the +Say nutty one more mothafuckin time.,nutty +What car is this?,2011 Jaguar XJL +when i watched that map turn red when i thought it was going to be a blue year,Inb4 shoulda been Bernie. +What does that have to do with the RNC?,The FBI told the RNC it was hacked back in June. +"This is the perfect time to bring up the emails, when is he going to bring them up? Hope soon.",He already did +You generally shouldn't be investing in individual stocks,"Right, well you're entitled to whatever opinion you want however you completely ignored my question." +"Universal health care, free higher education, actually really tax corporations and the rich, repeal Citizens United - get the system working for the average joe again. And don't tell me the US cannot afford this . Every other OECD country can.",I'm sure we will get closer to achieving all of those things in the next 4-8 years. +and then they went out of their way to hold onto the models that the people who got screwed wanted...,And? +"My academic history is proof that sleep and overall home-life is super important in terms of grades. I was placed with a random roommate my junior year in a tiny 14'x16' room. The entire thing was shared space so there was never any privacy, and we got the full experience of each other's presence. For that entire year, he interrupted my sleep every single night. Whether it was him coming back drunk at 3am, him firing up the microwave for a 4am snack, him slamming the door in the morning before his 8am class, or THE LOUDEST SNORING I'VE HEARD IN MY LIFE, I didn't get a good night's sleep for an entire school year. My average GPA for that year dropped by almost an entire point. As soon as I moved into a new place and got my own room the following year, my GPA went back to her former glory. Yes, class difficulty and other factors played a role, but I really feel that I didn't have a fair shot at tackling the tougher classes at my full strength because I was too tired all the time. That year taught me two things: I need my own private space and I need to speak up and demand what is mine. Room changes are extremely unlikely which is why I never pursued that route, but I should have demanded and nagged until I got one. Since that year, I've begun thinking more about myself and what I want rather than trying to make everyone else happy all the time. It's good advice for some.","Interesting story, right on." +"My parents just bought themselves a PS4. First console purchased since the first Xbox. What are some good introductory games? They bought skyrim and battlefield one. I'm going to get them the last of us. But I want to get them a good puzzle game, or at least one with not so much combat. I was bummed when I found out portal and half life weren't made for PS4. So, suggestions?",Until dawn +Kevin Rudolph. Picked him up off waivers a few weeks ago and he's been great for me.,Kyle** +This game has been oddly.......clean,I expected more bloodshed on NBC's rivalry night +Really? Men are such brain dead cavemen mouthbreathers that people consider there to be a correlation between either being OK with someone doing this in public...or having the odds of raping a woman increasing? Good lord....,Yeah if I don't masturbate at least twice a day I start getting all rapey. +Am i suppose to feel bad for this criminal? Toss him back in prison! Bye!,"Yeah, once a criminal, always a criminal!" +Innova Gargoyle? Anyone thrown one?,Its got VTech its gotta be good right? +I understand that botting is a huge problem but it's crazy when you see multiple bots with 99s. They must be in game for quite a bit to get that high of a level.,But most don't get off tutorial island +".... Sounds like you screwed yourself, good job. Next time try getting a car you can afford.","If I couldn't afford the car, do you think I'd be able to pay off the lease remainder, on a whim, with a lump sum payment?" +"If you had to choose, is it more important to spend this holiday season clothes free or with friends and family.",Why not both? +She'd be fine if she died 100% of the time she was shot in the head,"Hey now, let's not get crazy here." +It's bullshit speculation but I've always speculated that there's going to be a lot of women who outwardly said they'd vote for Trump who will turn up and punch the ticket for Clinton when their families can't see them.,The real silent majority +"ok, latifah, logically explain to me why this should occur. i'm hangin' on your every fucking word.","Too many questions, arrest him!" +"But, should I keep saving my showdown badges to get Kuechly? I have 80 now.","Nah, you have a good chance of getting him in the showdown bonanza set ^^^" +"What can I do with this that I can't do with Praat, Elan, Audacity, etc.?",None of those can synthesize speech the way it did at 3:14 AFAIK +Nat 5 summoning scroll hitting tomorrow on Global,Free 27 legends pack coming right to you~ +"1. Zach Brown, ILB with the Bills. He's had a great year, and is young. The Bills are up against the cap, and have no reasonable chance of signing him. This move would essentially fix the ILB position. 2. Find a guard in free agency. Chance Warmack perhaps? Doing so allows you to move Beadles over to C full time with Kilgore, and the two of them can hash it out for playing time. 3. John Simon OLB Houston. He will not be sought after, and isn't starter quality. He is a leader, and if he is the worst OLB on your roster, you are doing something right. He can earn snaps. 4. Figure out what in the hell you are doing at QB. Trade for Jimmy G? Draft a guy? I don't know, but you'd better figure that out.",1-3 I'm with u 1000% I'm too worried about another Osweiler and Matt Cassell situation to spend draft picks on Jimmy G. +HEAL DELAY HEAL DELAY HEAL DELAY,Is this some secret code? +"We get our first contact from extraterrestrial life, who/what do you send to best represent humanity?",Stephen Fry. +spotify or apple music??!?!?!?!,Spotify +Tearing my hair out...talking really slow and comments like...this is what a firewall does...this is what a web filter does...Even went as far as saying the webfilter keeps people from watching netflix instead of working. The firewall keeps bad people in internet land from being able to access our servers.,Well then why didn't you just fix the firewall with your IT magics? +False flag. Clearly a democrat.,Those damn Liberals and their so realistic fake staged videos! +sayomeme,Kawaii~ +He got bail.,He must have said this while at jail Ennik ente Amme Kaananam +Player that gets talked about the most but the least deserving I'm not asking who the most overrated player is. I think the answer is Carmelo. He's one of the top 5 most talked about players in the league. I l keep up with the NBA and sports in general and I hear about Carmelo all the time . He's no where near a top 5 player in the league and arguably never was . And he hasn't played on a successful team in quite some time . I don't think the answer is as simple as he plays in NYC,Lebron! +The EU court sounds like it protects human rights to a good extent.,But havent you heard that the EU court is enforcing Sharia law yet? +wait for it,Has he twitter which we can spam ? +My name is: no My number is: no,Come back when you stop being so childish! +Those pants look way too small for them,They are skinny tactical. +Or maybe even HETEROSEXUAL! :0,*screeches* +"STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM, YOU'VE VIOLATED MY *MOTHER*",ARE YOU ASSUMING HER GENDER YOU CISLABELING SCUM +Me too. The call would start right after school and go on until everyone went to sleep.,There have been plenty times when we had 16 hour Civ marathons +"But if child A is being mutilated in a more destructive way, child B's mutilation doesn't matter because relativity.","Which means that as long as other people starve, you don't deserve food either." +But Bernie Sanders was the first candidate to support marijuana legalization! The very first ever!,Drug legalisation is a communist idea! +This comment sounds so backhanded.,It's an art. +i would go with James Brolin. The actor is still alive. give him a cool cameo,What happened to Logan? +"That's a mediocre response, I would have preferred a simpler Boiii you 25, that's 9130 days old, you'd have to have peed 109 times daily to be at a million.","Also 4.5 times every hour, which translates to peeing every 13 minutes since birth" +Love the Caps too and sorry but I never want to see weagle as the primary logo - our text based logo is a beaut. Wish we'd just switch to the reddish alternate and the winter classic white full time,"Completely agreed about the alternate jersey- I would love if it became the primary jersey, it looks great with the blue and white stars as well as the stars going down the side of the pants." +"Have you ever emptied out a parmesan cheese container, but then kept shaking because you thought there'd be more, but then there isn't more because you emptied it a long time ago but keep putting it back in the fridge instead of throwing it out? It's kinda like that.",On point. +"Damn, so close.",Alllllmost there +Doesn't GDrive offer free 15TB of storage? Might be an alternative for you in the future.,They have free 15GB if you have an email with them but certainly not free 15TB. +WTF?you mean to say because he was married at the age of fifteen he is suddenly for arranged marriage?do you seriously think he was mentally prepared to accept a decision like marriage?,"But I thought he was 100% omniscient, no?" +Trump Is Making Little Attempt to Reconcile the Country,"Why should he try to reconcile anything, he won!" +can u assholes stop buying stuff so i can buy stuff,K +*Inaudible Autistic Screeching (Alternative Title: FUCK AMMO RACKS),"Flakbus is real underpowered vehicle, not OP at all, just shoot ammo racks" +I think he's reached breakup point but because you guys have been together for so long he hasn't gotten the memo that he can walk out. The whole thing has been a test and he's treating you like you've been treating him. This is dumb but I think he's talked to you before and you haven't taken his feelings too seriously. Acting like a teenager was the only way to take notice. And unfortunately you've also failed at whatever tests he set up for you. You put *laundry* over spending time with him. If that doesn't send the message loud and clear how low he is on your priority list I don't know what is. Why is he still with you I don't know. Also the social media stunt was also breakup worthy. I actually do think this is fixable but you're too oblivious to see how hurt he's been by you. You're still minimising his hurt and maximising your own feelings. You feel hurt and it's a problem and he feels hurt and teehee what a silly joke. I honestly think you need to start the breakup talks because his efforts for you to see his side are failing. He's not going to get his message across to you now or in the future. In his own way this is his way to *not* break up but it's not working..,"But, but, but... they'd have nothing to WEAR." +It was a combination but he's right it was mainly Ian Beer's Project Zero that got past the hardest stuff. I think Luca used some extra exploits to finish it off,Ahhh okay thanks +"I mean, Bethesda has mods on consoles now, why not? I don't think we're really still at a point where mods will never work on consoles ever.","Who keeps downvoting all the legit discussion points, including OP?" +Deadline is Friday for health-insurance signups through the state exchange,It they are true to form they will take the site down for maintenance for a significant chunk of today and/or tomorrow +he is playing better but Is still fucking thrash,He's no longer 47th best in the league I've decided to reduce his ranking because he played bad over the past month he's now the 73rd best defenseman in the league +Some serious climbing gymnastics,Yeah but I'd like to see them do that without that couch there +I'm a GRRM fan and this is news to me.,Patrick Rothfuss fans feel your pain +OC but undoubtedly a repeat,This is a shitpost. +Look up restrictions on shipping alcohol.,And it looks like the answer is no-- this beer is staying in Belgium. +what's it's regular counterpart?,The Strv m/38 light +"Which genre Do you Want to see A7X Touch Next In a span of 5 albums, we've seen A7X go Metalcore ( Sounding the Seventh Trumpeth and some songs from Waking the Fallen), Country (Dear God), Ballad (Seize the Day, Warmness), Hard Rock (Doing Time), and basically heavy metal over all. We've even seen them do hints of prog. What genres do you want to see A7X do next. I would love to see them do a funk rock song",GANGSTA RAP YO +"Yo good shit, I don't even like this album but that's exactly the mentality that I like to see when there's a new release, or really any time with music",Thanks bro +"Reading your comments, you sounds like a swell guy. Always up for discussion, no hating or so, just giving arguments","thanks, I just wish IW would feel the same :P" +I think he just liked my name! He brought the baby in & took a picture of me holding her. Pretty cool.,good_sandlapper is a very nice name +Haha I love this community :-),Best NASCAR community on the internet* *Except for Facebook. +"its pretty much the example of a 90s shonen from every aspect, starts out very slow ( I mean very slow ) end has one of the best anime endings you could ask for like everything gets resolved in that show, and has antagonist that would make even Dio and Frieza shit their pants ( not even joking with that )",hakumen no mono is an interesting villain to say the least +Kid probably doesn't even know what a D pad is originally for.,Duh it's for emotes and inventory menus +"If you look out the window, how much trouble do you see there?",You forgot the +I have two neighbors out delivering Christmas presents door to door right now. If you don't like small towns you're wrong.,Yeah but theyre prolly just gifting people bibles +"Correct me if I am wrong, but the whole Revenue isn't just about the sales of the game itself, but also the Gems bought.",This is correct; the quarterly earnings includes all sales of the game and expansion (boxed and digital) and the cash shop. +"This is most likely the first time he's ever done something like this. Otherwise the good cops who don't tolerate this kind of thing would have set him straight. Or so the ex-cops and ex-FBI guys I work with tell me, with straight faces, every time something like this happens.",I'm sure he *just so happened* to get caught on video *the very first time* he did something wrong. +What a joke APD is. Apparently the punishment for assault by cop in Arlington is some coaching and counseling.,I'm sure *any* member of the public like you or I would only get coaching and counseling for doing the exact same thing to a cop. +"This is what's so scary about parenting to me... one thing can work for one kid and be disastrous for the other, but the only way to find out is to see what happens and it can turn out SO badly. I think I'll stick with dogs.",But what if your dogs don't become successful or don't live up to your expectations. +"I've watched TOS, TNG, and DS9. Should I carry on with Voyager? I really, really love Deep Space Nine, more so than any other series. Based on this, do you guys think I'd enjoy Voyager that much? It seems to have a reputation for bad writing and character development, but is it a deserved one?",Looking for the +lol implying you were 13 but playing an m rated game this is fake as shit,Yeah cause no parent has ever bought their 13 year old a M rated game... +"I don't know. This had double the kids, out of control vehicle, property damage, sweet as back roll holding kids, and everybody live. Going to Hell for this.",Do you also prefer war heroes who don't get caught? +"I finally stopped drinking for good. Now, I only drink for evil!!!",I'd be more worried if you stopped fapping. +"Yes I do own a cat. I've owned many since I was a kid and have never seen or experienced a cat doing this. My kitty will come into the bathroom with me and sit with me or lay on the rug, or she'll rub on my knees while I'm sitting down, but she (or any of the other cats I've owned) have ever gotten in my underwear while I'm in there. It's just people trying to be cute and coy for karma.",You're clearly missing out on a prime cat experience. +"this isn't a fringe playing showing up in a preseason game box score... Henry was drafted as a cock diesel running back, and he looks every part of it.",Wouldn't be surprised if they each had 12-15 touches a game or more +"That's so sad. I understand showing a film digitally, but its sad that there are tons of films that are forever dated by their low quality because they were shot in this era.","Pretty much every film is still edited using a 2k digital intermediate, so sadly we we still have that problem." +1. Join one of the large political parties. 2. Gain selection to stand for Parliament. 3. Win your seat. 4. Work your way up. 5. Become Minister of Health 6. Advise the Governor General to make an order in council removing cannabis from Schedule 3 of the Misuse of Drugs Act 7. Gain the approval from the House of Representatives in the form of a resolution supporting the G-G's order. 8. Congratulations. You have now legalised weed.,Or arrange an untimely end for dunne +British school is denied top grade rank after the governing body decides it doesn't have enough Muslim minorities!!!!!,"I'm gonna head to China and bitch that it's too Asian, I'm sure I'll be respected and catered to." +Excellent job by police and intelligence offices,Just like with Benbrika. +So these children suck because their parents are someone you don't agree with politically?,"I'm sure they'll grow to be caring, decent Americans, with parents like theirs." +If the mod is more than 1 file and not of the type *. rfcmp then it's not an rfactor 2 mod. Mods for rfactor 1 and 2 are not compatible with each other.,How do i uninstall the mod +The thing that always bothers me about this post is that those are all white girls.,"One is a Jew, the other is a Catholic" +It's 50% now isn't it?,"No, they kept the -100% aim in for balance reasons (something to do with widow I think)" +"Seven Days, fam","Broken Man, homie" +Fuck all these annoying bandwagon Warriors fans at Barclays.,... says fan of a franchise that literally moved to Brooklyn to get more fans and eyeballs. +We pretty much do. I don't remember Jesus saying much about Christmas trees or Santa Claus.,He must have really hated Christmas then. +I mean...the last time we did pretty good,"Nah, barely broke double digits" +"I definitely agree, ending the F22 program and the A10 program were terrible moves in exchange for the F35 JSF. I hope they do exactly as you say and revive the F22 program since it outclasses every other fighter on the planet, along with the A10 since they are lethal Close Air Support assets. Either rethink the objective of the F35 or scrap the program entirely for more beneficial and hopefully cost effective programs.",Plus if we cancel 30 days or more in advance Lockheed gives us store credit +Fuck me.,Are you lubed up? +Fallout 4 on ps4 is terrible,Building a PC is too hard and we can't see more than 30 FPS anyways +"As an Irish person, I really want an Irish hero. But I'll settle for a Leprechaun skin for Torb.",Make it happen Dana. +People cringe at everything now.,you just made me cringe +Further. What? Nothing.,Obviously university is not going well +Good year for heroic tradies!,TBH the only jobs left are making shitty dog box apartments. +"Amazing. I wish I could upvote 1,000 times. I played guitar when I was young and didn't keep it up. I still own a couple of guitars and can still play, but I'm not great. It's one of my biggest regrets. I keep thinking about it now and again and I wonder if I'll ever find the desire to sit for hours on end and just enjoy it like I used too. When I see videos like this; part of me says go for it!, then the devil on my shoulder asks me why waste your time? You'll never be as good as this guy.., that may be true (certainly will be!), but as long as I find that passion again, then I don't give a f*ck! Keep up the good work. That video is amazing!","Dude, take small steps to get back to learning how to play, it is so much fun if you have time to do it." +Rome wasn't built in a day and the top European leagues took a lot more than 20 years to get to where they are today.,The Premier League is only 24 years old +He was not a great President but he has done some delightful things.,Yea he killed alot of those islam devils +"We should get a daily advice thread for simple questions. It should just be a megathread that allows anyone to ask simple questions. For example, if someone recently got a legendary, but don't really know how to use it, they should go to the megathread instead of making a new thread about it.","This is a great idea, good job." +"I do actually quite like English 2B's personality, but I feel that JP 2B had more emotion in her voice at that scene and a so on. As a dub hater I must admit they did put effort into the English which is great. Perhaps I'll do two playthroughs with both voices in March :p","Don't worry, if this game is anything like other yoko taro games prepare to beat the game 7 times for the entire story." +Thank you SO much. I was planning on using the gold glitter on my eyes for Christmas Eve. You are a hero!,Glad I could help (: +"Really nothing wrong with this - even if it's not the *ideal* solution, it's better than not having any sort of disabled access at all. At least there's also a handrail. (though it does look to be a bit narrow - depends if it is wide enough to accommodate a standard wheelchair, whatever size that is. If it's not wide enough then I retract this comment).","As we all know, wheelchair users have better traction than the average car." +Ugh this makes me sick!,You clearly are blind to the advances in equality spearheaded by the DPRK +"The photos are great stock or not, but for some of them I don't see any correlation between the logo and the background, kinda out of place (more with the EU teams than NA).",Damn NA bias :( +Shaper Kill service No flasks,"Yeah, Vaal Pact is super balanced and shouldn't be looked upon at all." +"Grumble. I just posted this, but someone got there first. Good job Pommerz. This was not unexpected. I would preferred to have taken him alive.",condolences on your loss of potential karma +Clinton is a fucking warmonger who will bring us into confrontation with Russia. The recent leaks prove this. Anybody that supports Clinton should go fuck themselves.,And condoning an armed response to taunting Iranians ISN'T warmongering? +This is why I have assault off,"Indeed, same for me" +Slip and sky blue chaks for lime lights,Great offer +R u serious? Nty,"You should take this offer, it's amazing" +Hey does anyone have a name for my veiled chameleon?,Gilgamesh +"186, 70. that's in metric.",Who the hell knows how to use the metric system? +2016 resisting to end,How far down do I need to scroll before it's the Jews fault +I'm glad we spent the 90's and 00's reducing our nuclear arsenal only to have one dumbass destroy all of our hard work.,"Yeah, it really lends weight to the whole I voted for Trump because Hillary is a warmonger argument." +Merry Christmas! x,"It's Happy Holidays, not Merry Christmas you dolt." +What is the best break up song? Let's go on a feel trip bros,Call it off Tegan and Sarah +noice,updoots for originality +Tooru Mutsuki | Scared of myself,I'd be scared as fuck if I met her like that in an alleyway. +I got this on a porn pic site,I don't think the artist understands how evaporation works. +Scientists CONFIRM that truth is still truth even if Russians find it,Why does Putin have a neck brace on? +"Yeah the issue with not having an electoral college is it makes small states almost entirely useless. If it was a strict numbers game, small cities and states would never get campaigned to. Candidates would only go to the largest population centers.","Yeah, without the Electoral College it's almost like everyone's vote would get counted equally." +"We live in dangerous times. The two largest threats are climate change and nuclear weapons, and it looks like Trump is accelerating towards danger on both.",Nuclear winter will nip that pesky global warming in the bud. +"I remember there was a post on here a few years back from a veteran art professor describing this certain subset of art students who realize that they do not have any actual talent, but are desperate to be an artist so they turn to these bullshit shock pieces. He said that he will get at least one painting a year that uses period blood on canvas from one of these talentless students who all think that they're the first to do it.",But it's about what it **represents** +I hear they are accepting people too. When are you leaving?,Ignoring the points the guy makes to deliver your one liners is really persuasive and demonstrates that you are right +"No way, iron is far too malleable for her. That's more tungsten carbide.",Carbon nanotubes. +Being anti-nuclear war is biased?,"Yeah, biased against nuclear!" +"Happy (Insert Winter Holiday Name)! I'm Bob from ActionSportGames, AMA. I've got a half day to kill before I go on Christmas vacation, and I haven't hosted one of these in a while, so ask me your questions and I'll answer the ones that I can.",When's the Bren release date? +"and that's why you are so wrong. USA is a Republic Democrarcy. You don't even understand the rules of the game, that's why Democrats attempts to change the rules fail at every turn. Importing thousands upon thousands of illegals who won't vote for you anyway, just pissed off your (former) blue collar voters. Democratic Party attempts at manipulation has put them in their weakest position in 60 years and you are still going in reverse.","The United States is a Republic, a Representative Democracy, and a Constitutional Democracy - they're not mutually exclusive terms." +Whoa whoa let's not throw around words like terrorist until the media has confirmed it,I'm sure his motives are still unclear. +"So I got an email from riot about the delayed PROJECT:HOODIE Thanks rito, take as much time as you need :) *Hello, As you may have heard in a previous update, a portion of our stock of the PROJECT: Hoodie was damaged by Hurricane Matthew. We've been working with our supplier to replenish the inventory as much as possible, but we found out today that we are still short a few dozen hoodies. Since the shorted hoodies need to be made from scratch, we are not going to be able to fulfill some orders until early next year. Unfortunately, your order was part of the affected group. We are extremely sorry for all of the pain around the this hoodie, and we want to make this right for you by giving you a full refund for it. We are still working on getting you a hoodie, but you shouldn't have to pay for it at this point. In short: we'll refund you for the hoodie but will still ship you one as soon as we can, and we will try to follow up directly with additional updates as soon as we have them. Feel free to let me know if you have any questions. Transcend imperfection. - Kayle Zephyreal Riot Merchandise Support Analyst*","Mine came in a few weeks ago and I love it, despite it being a month and a half late." +Holiday Grumps,They missed Ninja Brian! +The headline is written in a way that leaves interpretation wide open. Commercial Appeal..go figure. He pulled funding because he has to. Not because he wanted to. Eric has been raising money for St.Jude for years. He has done a tremendous amount of good and genuinely cares about the cause. Unfortunately it is now a legal issue as to why he cannot participate in the same manner as before. But the Appeal does a poor job of separating bias from news these days.,You stfu and get a pitchfork! +Eh. I've gone on many killstreaks on the Mastiff already and I've only used it on a couple games so far.,I don't think a few games is enough of a sample size per se I use the spitfire for a few games and do extremely well with it so it needs a nerf +"I don't understand why people never think to pull out their keys, first. How do we open the box, anyone got scissors? And I'm just quietly opening it with my keys behind them.",Yeah and keys work great for clam shell packages too. +Not sure if people are getting the memo of what a fail actually is.,Please enlighten everyone. +FBI: Ex-gymnastics team doctor had 37K child porn images,When does his 2020 campaign start? +I'm honestly surprised that almost nobody has said armada.,"A few people have, actually!" +Donald Trump's driving licence says he is shorter than the President-elect claims,"Wow, reporting the stories that really matter, Independent" +What quote speaks to you the most?,Don't get hit - Isai +This guy voted Trump,Literally the devil +"Of course this'd have to be updated as: The nuclear arms race is like a Mexican stand-off waist deep in gasoline, with a lighter in everybody's hand",Which is why we need the wall +"As First Lady, Melania Trump Will Apparently Push Forward With $150 Million Lawsuit Against Unknown 70-Year-Old Blogger",At least it isnt wasting money on trying to get kids to eat healthier +Trump speaks anxiously about new topic: Prospect of losing,Has he not heard about all the secret Trump voters that are going to come out in droves to vote for him? +Pope: It is the Communists Who Think Like Christians,"My parents are strict Catholics, and Trump voters....they really dislike Pope Francis." +"Globalization has panned out great for most Americans. As for those it hasn't, maybe they should try getting a job that can't be done by a third worlder with a 5th grade education. I thought conservatism was about personal responsibility? Or do blue collar white voters get a pass on that as long as they vote R?","Solar energy costs as much per Watt as coal, but we need to bring back those coal mining jobs!" +Pizze senza mozzarella,SWEDEEEEEENNNNNNNN +Great! Thanks for the help!,No problem! +An excerpt from my Dad's letter he sent me 6 months ago and my response. This still makes my heart hurt. Our relationship is strained because of this cult. Grrrr.,"But of course the children of gay people aren't missing out on anything, and it's definitely not a punishment to deny them young women's and primary." +Yo Mods can we take down posts that are just people complaining that they lost a match? Yo Mods can we take down posts that are just people complaining that they lost a match? Tanks.,"But bro I only lost because my team sucks and the game sucks, and the guns suck, and there were hackers, and lag comp and and and and...." +"Then stop talking about it until he's had another 80-90 games. If the roster we have now is what GMTM wanted at the end of the rebuild, it's far, far too early to be judging Bylsma. Plus, look at the improvement we had last year over the year before.","Oh yea we improved from being historically bad after adding 3 elite pieces, praise Bylsma!" +What are reddit?,I don't know but why isn't Stardew Valley part of the countdown sale? +"I want to say she has said that a doctor told her it was okay, or am I making this up as well? It's just a vague memory I had when I saw your post, like she said something along the lines of a doctor having told her at least it's better than drinking. It might have been a long time ago, regarding her pregnancy with Jace.","Sure, Jenelle, doctors are always advising pregnant women to use illegal drugs." +Not letting people say they want to to put Jews in death camps = literally North Korea,Being literally North Korea is a fucking good thing +"GG Republicans. At least he doesn't have a private email server though, right?",I sleep easy at night knowing he doesn't have a private email server. +Happy Holiday!,Hans Gruber is wishing all his brothers and sisters a happy holiday! +"Does anyone else feel like someone is going to question your diet if you appear sick or injured? I thought about this recently after I had hurt my foot through some bad working/driving habits. The whole heel of my right foot was inflamed for a few days, I had a bit of a limp going on, and I was a little bothered by the idea that someone might deduce the brilliant notion that my immune system was failing because of my diet. Thankfully this was all just paranoia. No one ever questioned me about it, but still, has anyone come across this? Share with me your stories so that I might be better prepared when it eventually happens, or at least less paranoid.",Try pregnancy.I would wake up with nightmares that my baby wouldn't be perfect (my meat eating sister has a mentally disabled child) and everyone would blame veganism. +Did you not see the Imgur post with all the red circles and arrows pointing at different things?!? Open and shut case if you ask me.,You dropped something... +Better than Politikz,FHUCK U POLITIKZ IZ BETR +Then they should open a store close to me. Come to Greensboro NC and I will shop there.,Nothing down in Charlotte either :/ +"If they were experts they wouldn't be making mistakes. Maybe they need someone to oversee departments so they don't happen. Oh right, they already have people to do that...",Bungie is clearly at fault and out to get us by hiring people that are not infallible. +What a fucking flop.,"No man couldn't be, Smart is the only guy in the nba who flops." +The EDC philosophy,OMG are you expecting Christmas knife fights? +Robbery Suspect Devan Dednoyers Killed by Westlake Ohio Police,"But the guy they killed is white, so who gives a fuck?" +That's a pretty shitty tip for a massage,What would be a good tip? +TIL question mark ping is enough to troll,Of course a Shaclone video comes up in the recommended for this +So you know that feature of where you can scan a qr code at the battle tree for pre made teams well can someone do me a favor by making one then showing me the qr code,Oh ok yeah it'll be real quick +Not really sure how to clip this but Gronk is my personal hero,That was dirty. +"Happy holidays y'all! Idgaf what any of y'all believe in god, nothing, spaghetti monster, happy holidays and ily you all",INB4 post got removed by mods coz its a shitpost +"Or, you know, Ein...",Mika will turn into a corgi? +"It's been that way in Wales for a while. Once again, Wales ahead of the world!",Can you tell them that your face organs are off limits? +It's dated English,"It's not like English ever imported a bunch of words from other languages, amirite?" +"And at what cost? Unless you live nearby the cost to go there, disassemble and ship it back to your own cave will probably outweigh the benefit. Yeah you see parts like 100 series flaps/ailerons/tails and all the little pieces for ridiculous prices but they also have to sit somewhere for a long period of time as they are slowly sold.",I'm sure you can get a ferry permit for it +"Love that wallpaper, where did you get it?",MS Paint +Minister believes Shivaji statue will cut down on crime in Mumbai!,"Oh yeah, it will work as a scarecrow for terrorists." +What is logic,"Guys, clearly 63 million voters were all just Russian operatives trying to put Trump into the White House to undermine our electoral process!" +There is penis and there is vagina. Virgin means one has not touched the other. both men and women can be virgins. SPOILER: Children only come out of women.,Gender is just a social construct! +Bought myself a birthday present!,OMG IT'S A GRILL! +You don't have to fight anymore!,Would anyone like a burger for Christmas? +"What's, in your opinion, the most underrated electronic album of all time?",Skin by Flume just because people don't automatically recognize it as the GOAT. +"Found out about this in december 2015 and totally forgot about it I found out about this in about december 2015 and totally forgot about this, I don't know hoe I could forgot about something this amazing but I'm glad I found it again and recently bought my passport. Would also love to hear some of your business ideas.",That's what happens when you ask for buisness ideas +Theres no proof anyone actually did it. 4channers just spread a bunch of cutting pics that already existed.,Thanks for informing me! +The Islamic Centre in Melbourne linked to Christmas terror plot,"ffs /australia, let get back to complaining about the fascists refusing to allow an open border policy" +"As if Berlin Police didn't look incompetent enough already, they are apparently now guarding Christmas markets armed with guns... but no bullets.","Armed Cops could scare those poor terrorists, and they wouldn't wanna do that after getting Them in." +"Wie ist das so, wenn man ohne Geschmackssinn auf die Welt kommt?",Meine Hawaiihemd+Fedora-Kombination wiederspricht deiner Aussage. +Merry Xmas - Rocket League from me to you!,"Nice, I love the fact that you made this out of little toy cars." +"What would happen to a Stand if one's personality was to change? So, since we know Stands are extensions of one's fighting spirit and psyche, I've been wondering what would happen to someone's Stand if they completely changed as a person? Let's say, the individual has a Stand based on helping others (and that's his mentality too), but lives through a traumatic experience, and gets changed completely as a person, what he stands for, his personality, views on things, psyche and mental state etc. Let's say he becomes violent and emo, and instead of wanting to help people, he gets violent and wants to kill everyone. Would his stand change with him to something more Killer Queen-esque or would it stay the same? I guess the closest we were to this was in Part 5, when they all bodyswapped, but they still had their own stands, cause it was their minds, just in a different body. What's your opinion on this?","Star Platinum changed its colors to more mellow down shades when Jotaro calmed down and matured, but I guess you mean changing the Stand's ability." +Source?,High School Musical +did your grandson show you how to use reddit grampa? you best go back to youtube and posting racist rants on local news sites grampa,Nice argument! +He shows screenshots.,And as we all know Screenshot can't be faked +Nah I ain't reading all that. /Blocked.,Nope not reading your comment. +"Stop calling almond, soy and rice milks 'milk,' 25 members of Congress say",This is an issue which our tax dollars should totally be solving. +"any Tips on getting 150,000 HHAA points",get rid of the painting of worst troll on your wall +Clearly we listened.,"Finally, a great, original post in this sub!" +And spoil the surprise?!,Yes. +2016 pro bowl uniforms,Those are some nice Futbol jerseys +Dutch?,Yup. +Ughhh but how am i supposed to eat cereal? A bowl full of normal milk is a million calories and almond milk tastes terrible with most cereal.,"Milk has good calories and the fat content will make you feel more satiated, so you'll eat less calories!" +Hologram 3d Sasuke Uchiha skill (anyone seen this yet?),Oh that Susano though +"Yeah, if it's not reported by the reputable CNN, it's fake news and illegal to view. Also, they totally don't owe the Clinton's a favor after Billy boy passed a law allowing the mainstream media to be owned entirely by a handful of people.","Yeah, that's exactly what I said." +Fighting for equal pay with snarky comebacks,"Oh, I'm sure no man has ever had to play along with bullshit courtesies at work." +"He's right though, the players shouldn't need to get dicked in the ass by PEA to know they should make a union, they could have made one long before this drama started",Well then they should just not try now since they haven't done it before! +Two of the backs. BB seems to love both White and Lewis.,We should just run 2 linemen and use them all at once! +This human has no use.,Because you're the pinnacle of success +It's obvious who the next gay hero is going to be.,it means greedy ass motherfucker not gay ass motherfucker you dumb ass motherfuckers +"I open all of the lootboxes, get mostly common and rare items. Open the last one. Legendary. Cyber goth. Tempted to uninstall game.","Dude, that's like the best skin in the game you lucky bastard." +My point is she was a novelty. She didn't outplay men and earn anything. Just a preseason gimmick.,She outplayed the men that didn't get picked at all +Its a joke,A hilarious one at that! +"I like JDM, but if not him...fuckin' Rollins.",Seth freakin Rollins +21:02 in Germany Merry Christmas!,"No, its 23:06 in Germany" +There's another picture of an LS next to the monstrosity that is the V6 in the Nissan GTR.,"Yeah, IIRC the VR38DETT is like 30% heavier than an LS3, pretty crazy." +"Where does one get these $5 handjobs? Just, you know, out of curiosity.","Oh you know, just walk up to your local streetcorner coke addict" +The whole planet doesn't do these things. Just one country.,Well of course they would only look at the one country that matters! +the only way to decorate cookies,No J'onn... as usual... :( 0/10 +God forbid people wanting an education.,alL the Edumcation U need is in the BiBle Swettie! +"Wait, he doesn't? I thought I had heard that the Kenyan secret Muslim Obama was a dictator?","B.O Hussein is a weak person, unless if he does something I don't like, then he's a strongman dictator, unlike that patriotic person, who really loves his country, President Putin!" +"Trump used $258,000 from his charity to settle legal problems","Well, it is his money." +Trump voters drive their Korean made SUVs to Walmart every day. Ironic.,But they have the lowest prices! +He really doesn't seem to like Tiffany. What's his problem?,She wouldn't kiss daddy Trump on his lips. +I'm not completely sure. Mine cycles seasonally and has gotten milder as I got older so it's hard to tell.,thanks +My wife painted this by hand for me as a christmas present :),To remind you of all the bad decisions you made this year. +BabyBoomers.gif,Well that millennial girl was lazy AF. +"No AJ Green, no Tyler Eifert, no Gio, and an unimaginative OC=boring football. Who knew?","What are you talking about, were gonna see if we can get Cody Core killed.... since the whole game plan is to throw it to him" +"No, because men are perfectly logical and women are slaves to their illogical and wild emotions. All drama is their fault.",Toxic masculinity denying men the emotional skills to handle emotional regulation and complex social dynamics is not AT ALL the problem +Flipp vs Hotline is one of my favorite parts of GVS. <3,You're telling me you're bored of flipp vs kycse? +Zlatan making a snow angel,His snow angel can still find the net better than Welbeck can +"I just lost 61 SR because my whole Team left, but when I win a round I get around 16 SR... WTF!? Blizzard? So I played Comp, I won the first round, I had 2 Gold Medals, and got 16 SR, I thought: ,,Well okey doesnt matter.'' In the next round I played with a 5 Stack, we were on Numbani and the Enemy Team got the 3 points in Overtime, and imidiatley after that the whole Team left. I thought: Well **** but at least I wont lose a lot of SR.'' Next Thing I knew I lost 61 SR. Seriousley Blizzard, how is that fair in any way?",Ya I don't get why they can't recalculate odds and keep us happy at the same time lol I had similar post yesterday when I won a game of 5v6 and got around 20 SR +I was born in 1987. I don't want to be a Millennial. I'd rather be gen X. you can have my Millennial title.,Did you just assume my generation? +The hell with both sides. Nocturnal guides my path.,What about Azura? +How likely is it Elway goes after Romo in the off season? They're only a QB away from being a top 5 team again.,Uhhh how about something better than a piece of single-ply toilet paper for an o-line before we go after a fragile qb +"Yup. HR isn't there to protect YOU, they're there to protect the company.",Which they will help you or the company faces a possible law suit. +My Proudest Moment in Gaming,Beautiful +What do you mean when you say that the NFL escorts the Pats to the Superbowl?,Clearly it's rigged +"Are there any acronyms you commonly read incorrectly, often to humorous effect?",FTW is supposed to mean for the win but i keep reading it as Fuck The What? +Why does an adc main get any sway over the balancing of assassins at Riot? He's *clearly* biased. Give us back that one guy that actually plays the champion and have him balance Rengar.,Because guy who plays champion wont be biased +Who is SanDisk? And how can a character from an earlier game be a wannabe of a character from a later game?,A Sephiroth fanboy +"I think something is wrong... So, in June, I got a KangerTech Subvod Mega TC as my first vape. It worked great for the first few months, but recently, it has started to not fire. I'll push the button and it will light up, but it will only fire for about a second and then stop, even though the light is still on. I've changed the coils and charged the battery and it still won't work. Is there anything I can do to fix it?",I would contact the manufacturer of your product. +Holiday card my friend got from work.,"As an Australian, I'm offended." +OH GOD I HOPE I CAN BUILD ZOODIAC IN TIME FOR YCS SEATTLE.,what happened to the magic tournament lol +This is cancer. Stop. Idubbbz is not trash like this shit is. Fucking smh at the retard that posted this.,"It's a joke, because Tracer was announced gay in her newest comic." +maybe you don't.,Ain't the same swallowing you're thinking of. +Not enough tin foiling about the Jews for false flags to be that subreddit,"ClearlyJews and Isreal are contributing everything with their evil Jew money, and liberals are in on it too cause they call me an anti-Semite" +As a life long charger fan...We do feel like shit. I'm ebarassed by our team and org.,Thank god we got rid of that useless Novak eh? +Wow 50hours of gameplay and finished the story what a disappointment The game has so much potential. And what's the point of giving us Summons in the end of the game... and on top of all their useless pretty much. My heart is bleeding waited 10years for this??? Wow,"It is ok, dlcs are coming to finish the actual game but you gotta pay for them" +"What a dumbass idea. If they do this, then someone who wants to attack will simply blow up people waiting in the line to enter the 'safe' area. Or they'll blow up some other place. Or they'll use any of a hundred methods to attack this area that don't involve going through a security checkpoint. This is a waste of time and money and freedom for no useful purpose.",Yeah but at least fatcat CEOs will be safe. +and people don't believe that the USA is expanding the terrorism problem,"No, they're just investing in new military idustrial complex jobs." +What is better when you're drunk?,driving +Decided to bring down my elixir cost a bit with a new deck!,2 Legendaries in a deck! +100s of barrel bombs rain down on besiged Wadi Barada near Damasucs. New forced deportation plan for ~100k people there,Someone tell these guys that one cannot drop barrel bombs from planes. +Scump The Story Teaser,Christmas and we still can't be nice +Took this screenshot back when DE released maybe some of you like it,"I want this screen, but in old gen" +**Must add I felt the black posters from 2015/early 2016 were great.** Hope you come back. :),I second this +Kinda like how Yule and Saturnalia were taken hostage by christianity.,"Oh Adam, you ruin everything." +Still no YouTube 1.09... Anyone else still waiting? Why is it taking so long??,No... I think it just you bro... Sorry bout that +"Who make up 0.5% of the population. So yeah, it's a pretty normal day.",How dare you not recognize a holiday celebrated by a minority! +"Yeah, I'll get this in the upcoming release.",Thanks! +Aesop Rock Danny Brown ...,RHCP The Strokes +I thought the exact same thing and was so confused.,"Don't you remember all the times Miami held the pats for the AFC champs, Brady got all the yards there." +What kills you on the inside but you act if front of everyone as if you couldn't care less?,"Interacial mariages, marrying outside one's faith, wearing jeans to church, voting Democrat" +"Merry Christmas you guys!! I've only been a part of this community for a couple months but it's clearly evident you are all the best group of fans in this entire league. The bruins family is by far the strongest and most helpful. I hope you all have an amazing day or whatever other holidays you celebrate. As always, FUCK THE HABS!!",Merry fuck the Habs and a happy new pastrnak +Sounds good. I hope all countries follow suit. We can use that money here to help our citizens.,"That is utterly unAmerican, you traitor scum." +So you doxed him?,Witch hunting rules only apply to Americans. +German walnut vs a Chinese nutcracker,The Russian hacker was responsible for that. +"Then the Bible seems very confused. The whole virgin thing is about Joseph having absolutely no paternity claim to Jesus. Of course, virgin was only a historic mistranslation of woman, but they still trade on it.",Yeah cause adopted fathers and stepfathers never have any impact on a child at all +Nissan to build new models in Sunderland - BBC News,"Haha suck it, remainers!" +Table tennis Just throwing this out there...the USATT site is worthless and I'm assuming there are NO clubs in the capital region. I'm putting this up as a gage to see how many people would be interested in a club in the albany area that is not inside a college. Thoughts? Suggestions?,"I hear comet ping pong pizza is great, the owners a stand up guy" +Alright ty. I just got some drivers today for Christmas.,I wish you luck good man +Why is casual racism acceptable in 2016?,Because of economic anxiety. +Shoeless Joe - What's the truth?,He didnt wear shoes one game cause they ripped. +"At this point, dump that mission and wait the 45 minutes to get a new one.",That thought hadn't occurred to me at all +"Just so you know, you responded to one of the developers, he probably is a good source to rely on :)",Whoops oh well guess I need to sacrifice some biters for the devs to forgive me for my comment. +Why do they run A Christmas Story marathon on TWO major channels now?!,The same reason there is always a Lowe's across from a Home Depot. +This piece was written in 2012,Oh cool... I guess it's OK then. +"I have to post here that you should assume bxrbrfs is a circumcision fetishist and you should take his posts with the appropriate grain of salt. The most important sex organ is the one between our ears and his is highly motivated to find circumcision to be the best thing since sliced bread. There's nothing wrong with it, but only a few people actually have that motivation. I laughed out loud when he claimed that circumcision has no real effect on masturbation quality. I've restored for a year and a half, been with cut dudes, been with uncut dudes. There's really no comparison. Very few adult men seek out circumcision for non-medical reasons. Anyone who desires a healthy body part removed or reduced has issues between the ears more than anything else. Circumcision maybe resolved them for him, but it's really not normal to want a healthy part of your body to be cut off.",But foreskins are dirty. +"Stop being so obsessed with the types/ strict about it There is a reason why the mb types Are not used in psychological treatment and Mostly only for coaching/Personalmanagement reasons (very big in usa). Dont get me wrong, i loved doing the test and i can see myself a lot as intp and fit well into the Description. i felt surprised how much they seem to Know me and i loved seeing what types my friends are. Lately though you See comments from People who seem to think of the types as set groups of different people and not that one's Test results can differ from results a few weeks/month ago. being an intp does not mean i am completly introverted, intuitive etc just that my tendencies are in that direction. also People Seem to forget that there Are also huge differences considering intelligence and especially emotional intelligence when it comes to People on this planet. please dont see it as either black or white.",I don't want hear that from an obviously fake INTP. +I don't see the problem. This used to happen all the time in the early 20th century.,I wish your parents did that to you. +Newt Gingrich Admits Donald Trump Does Not Yet Have A Plan To Beat ISIS,Just ask Obama to turn it off. +Give you $6 for it.,See i gotta get a frame for it all and then its just gonna sit on my wall for a while.. there isnt a big market for this type of thing.. +What's Your Earliest Memory?,Playing cars and Lego at day care at like 3. +How the fuck do people still consider full legalization dangerous when we've seen such positive results from legal states? Are these people delusional?,It corrupts the youth +"True enough. Oddly though, forcing yourself to smile can definitely help.","yeah, the baby could come back to life" +This just isnt funny. Its like a bad anti smoking commercial.,It'd be way funnier if it said that I need to upvote or never have money/calcium etc again. +Gorgeous ass! Is this before the 15 or after? LMAO,"Before, let's pray I don't go through 15 x~x" +"I know no one who's favourite colour is brown, what good things are brown ?",The Cleveland Browns +Of course,"Here, you dropped this:" +"Official Post-Game Thread: Ravens 27, Steelers 31 FINAL ...",So... third year in the last four that we haven't made the playoffs. +"You think 2016 can't get worse, then Wham! Merry Christmas you filthy animals!",I guess you could say it was George Michael's Last Christmas. +Everything non-cbc sincr cbc is the only news that not for profit.,Isn't that a good thing if they're non-profit? +Rude.,Pleb +Mushussu's rarity.,It's only fair since Dragoncraft didn't get a legendary at all +Ruining Christmas family gathering with the Blood Hunt event. Thanks!,Why not use a controller? +You've got it backwards. Seems every time someone wants to enjoy some scenery they have to deal with this rock stacking graffiti around every turn.,But it's #unique +"Glad the House Republicans were busy fighting over discrimination provisions for contractors. Nothing about auditing the Pentagon's budget for the first time, closing excess bases and preventing pork barrel orders of military equipment to particular Congressional districts. Really great priorities.",Did you expect less as they MAGA? +Says the guy whose QB didn't make the pro bowl EITHER. Gotemmmm,"You're right, because dak deserves it more obviously" +"That look, when deepthroating doesn't even reach her molars",Lmao +"Bestbuy, Walmart, target, etc",donglemart +"Assassination of Russian ambassador. Russian military plane crashes. All right after Obama says US will retaliate at a time of its choosing. Then in the r/worldnews thread the word Obama is deleted by auto-moderator and anyone who tries to circumvent that has their post manually deleted. This is a desperate ploy by the demonrats who are about to have their feet held to the fire when Trump gets into office. Its obvious you have no idea of the scale of crimes that they are going to be charged with when Trump is able to appoint his own heads of the Justice Dept , FBI , CIA and his SCOTUS pick. People like Hillary are going to spend the rest of their lives in prison. Obama too. They are willing to start nuclear thermal war because they have nothing to lose. Now go ahead and dismiss me for a wild conspiracy theorist and downvote my comment into removal so you can stay steadily hooked up to the govt propaganda that youve been digesting for the last 8 years.",Demon rats are indeed just as scary as lizard ilumanati +"Ivanovic as free roaming CB? As per title. What if we had Ivan as a 4th CB instead of say Pedro or James? He could free roam up the wings and offer great crossing. Or, on set pieces he could be in charge at yelling at everyone including the refs (important). Sometimes it looks like the boys don't really listen to conte on the sidelines, maybe branislove can free roam over to listen to what is he saying then free roam o er to costa to let him know? Could also help with outside the box shots","He was free roaming RB for a while, could def adapt for false 2" +No it wasn't.,"oh ok... But in seriousness, he was looking for the opening, I'd rather him do that than drive recklessly into the paint like he did last year." +"RBI is more at fault here with Demonetization. And no one is talking about it. I agree that I was one among the many who were extremely happy when Modi announced Demonetization on the 8th of November. I actually believed that this could be pulled off to bring back atleast 3-4 lakh crore into the Government kitty. And it would also serve as a good warning for all those, including the political parties, hoarding black money in cash. But today, neither have happened and I have to eat my own words. Government was neither able to get back the black money. I am not sure what's the latest numbers on the deposits of old notes made but if the trend is to believed, we can as well say that this Demonetization has successfully proved that there is no black money in cash in the country! While we can all blame Modi for this, I think it's time we also question the RBI. This could not have been done without their approval/endorsement. They are the sole authority responsible for this. They should have strongly advised against this move and there is not even an iota of evidence that they even thought twice before agreeing to this move. While Modi would get his deal from the public when he faces the election(and rightly so), I think it's time RBI Governor steps down for the economic mess we are in.",mitrooonnnn acche din aanewale hai +"In Heck, you are forced to give computer help to people incapable of understanding and following simple instructions.",TIL I live in Heck +All for a cigarette!!,Then nearby onlookers began to clap and cheer. +"It is ridiculously easy. All you need is a Pi, a USB stick and an sd card. Load the retropie OS onto the sd card, plug it in the pi, put your roms on the USB stick and plug it in the pi","USB stick works, but I prefer using SSH." +I also think Bill Maher will disagree with your assertion that he's Jewish.,He's really a libertarian. +"We actually did this in our house this year. My wife and I are both atheists, but she enjoys the kitschy Christmas stuff, I don't, and we couldn't agree on Festivus, so our compromise was Antichrist-mas. We have an upside-down tree mounted on the ceiling with a pentagram on the bottom. We didn't have much time to prepare, but next year we'll probably make some ornaments, maybe put a Satan on the bottom instead of an angel like some people do.",TIL atheists are secretly satanists! +"Some people like the grind, others don't",Which is why Bungie should launch new DLC every week! +"You're right, I think Kirk has the 81/85 setup. Kinda funny - Hetfield guitar with Hammett pickups.",I thought Kirk's guitar had wah pedal pickups? +Same tbh. Should we even have the right to vote? I don't think so.,You dropped the +Gotta love those people who reply no thx after an offer. No counter-offers what so ever. They probably don't even know what the item is worth.,"When I give a counter offer they often do not respond too, so there is also an other side." +Where exact was the enemy at?,behind that wall +"Generally just don't act like it's been 21 years of pent-up frustration and hormones coming out like a hot mess. Act like you belong there, you're just blowing off some steam and have other things going on in your life. Some 21 year olds act like OMG THIS IS THE COOLEST FUCKING THING IN THE WORLD I'M IN AN ACTUAL BAR IT'S TIME TO TRY EVERYTHING AND TALK TO EVERYONE IN THE PLACE It gets old fast. Most people don't really interact with each other. They hang out with a small circle of people and people-watch, mostly. Girls usually hate being approached by guys in bars.",Surely you forgot the +"keep trying, managed to get into a game, but it wont start because people cant join :(",and got booted .... +What's wrong with being straight and white?,"Nothing, anyone who isn't a liberal makes it sound like liberals attack everyone who is white and straight." +"Yes. I do actually know that. Mine is funnier, though.","Sorry, I didn't see your" +U.S. inequality keeps getting uglier,"Don't worry, I'm sure the billionaire trust-fund baby will help poor people." +"If you're against funding the UN that's a defensible argument. To defund it based on one vote against Israel that the US abstained from is kind of wacky. Believe it or not, Israel is not the end all be all of US foreign policy.",Woooah get a load of this anti-semite +Borini great goal. (3-1),What a brilliant finish that is. +Upgraded my House on Vengeance!!,nobody cares about vengeance fuck off +"We already have. We treat prisoners like animals and offer little to no therapy, rehabilitation, or job training during their incarceration. Probation restrictions make it extremely difficult for ex-cons to find work and rebuild their lives. As a result, we have a very high recidivism rate. Prisoners automatically end up back in prison.",Maybe we should save everybody the cost and pain and just shoot them as they come through the door. +"You know...What if wolf is merely a metaphor? I mean. Look. When you think wolf, you think of something masculine. Like a man. In the end, my theory is: what if they just want to date men?",But that's gay and gross +"As promised last month, Apple just published its first AI paper on Arxiv: Learning from Simulated and Unsupervised Images through Adversarial Training",But but but macrumors forums told me Apple is only about emojis and watch bands now? +How do I get rid of this stupid notification? I deleted the remote app. I turned my phone off/on. Still there.,Did you try clicking X button top right corner? +"This makes perfect sense, if you don't feed your homeless they'll starve and, viola! no more homeless! \s","Hey, it works for famine" +"If you google Xbox one exclusives, you'll get a nice alphabetized list you can peruse and view trailers of even.",What's a Google? +It is slow in terms of action. But I don't think that anyone would want to watch a real time video driving through Kansas.,Don't tell me what I want. +Trump will pick the first director of this new agency. What could go wrong.,MAGA +"Exactly this. I'd prefer people be able to speak their minds, even if I find them to be wretched and vile, than bottle them up.",Fuck you too! +When your baby is born as a sith,I would have never made the connection without the side-by-side comparison! +It's not like the gangs don't have guns anyways so it cant really do any more harm,"But but but getting rid of legal sources of guns, will surely get rid of the illegal sources of guns!" +OLD PEOPLE DIE FROM THE COLD,Just wasting all that electricity to keep the door open +"Labor Day Laboring Real quick example of why people suck today, as I'm only escaping my 16 hour shift to do the equivalent of chugging a cigarette. It seems we're one of the only places in the area open. So busy AF and deliveries out the door. DUDE: That was definitely my sandwich! You just gave it to that other guy! ME: sir, he ordered 6 people before you and, while you both had the same thing, his was on a different bagel. Also his name was on it. Yours is next. Thanks for your patience, though.",I can hardly wait to see just how busy we are We have normal hours so just a normal monday +"Well He's old, you know how they can be So I work at a gas station. The location I'm in has it's fair share of less than polite people for some reason and I have plenty of stories to tell about it. Today I'll tell you one that happened around a month ago that got me a bit miffed. So I'm in the back, cleaning up the kitchen area when I hear one of my co-workers yelling for me. I come out, see a man looking disgruntled in her line and asked what the problem was. He says his card isn't working on the pump and he wants to get gas. Ok, no problem, I tell him I can run his card in here I just need to know how much gas he wants. Time for dialogue! OG = Old guy OG - What! I want to fill up! Me - Ok, well you can overestimate a bit. It will only charge you for what you pump in the end but to start it off I'll need to set an amount. OG - I just need to fill up! Can't you people help me! Me - Yes sir, like I said I can run your card in here or if you'd like I can come out and see if I can help get the pump to read your card. OG - To hell with all of you! Bunch of useless kids don't how to do anything! All I want to do is fill up! Just start the pump for me! He begins to leave but I before he's out the door I yell Me - Sir I can't turn the pump on without payment first. We are a pre-pay station. OG - You bunch of idiots! Go to hell, all of you! He walks out and I hop on a register to help with the line that formed behind him. I get a customer that is laughing and telling me he can't believe some people. A lady enters my coworker's line and is loudly saying Can't anyone help him? My coworker kinda ignores her and finishes checking her out. She leaves, then comes back in up to me. AL = Annoying Lady AL - Is there a manager here I can speak with? Me- Yeah that's me. AL - Unbelievable, how could you treat that poor man that way? All he wanted to do was get gas. Me - I know, I tried to help him. I told him all the options and offered to come out myself and help. AL - No you didn't I was standing right here and heard everything. Me - Did you hear the part when he called us idiots and told us to go to hell? AL - Well he's old, you know how they can be. Just come out here and help him. I say fine and head out the door towards the pump he was at. I get there and she follows. I ask for his card, he gives it to me and I slide it in the card slot. Everything works fine, I think he was putting it in upside down. Me - Looks like you're good to go now. OG - Finally, thank god there's people like this lady here. AL - I called corporate and reported what happened. There's no reason you should have been treated so badly. Me - Ok, well have a good night then. I walk back inside scratching my head. Fun times.",And of course calling corporate fixes everything +"Gaming Gloves or Wrist Support against RSI ? Yo, sometimes i see gamers use some sort of glove or wrist brace to keep your wrist straight and alleviate stress while gaming. What are they called ?",I believe a lot of people with wrist issues use keto tape and do lots of stretches and wrist exercises +Would be nice to see one of these for all the unanimously positive things that must've quietly happened this year.,All 7 of them? +But... Iran isn't 3rd world at all..,He's brown so he must live in a 3rd world country. +"right , i havent seen any stats but i wouldnt be surprised if this large increase makes up for fatalities which would have occured if the pill mills were still up and running.","this is anecdotal but ive heard deaths are less common with pill related opiate use due to the fact that with pills, the user always knows exactly how strong it is, and that it is not cut with fentanyl or another similar cutting agent" +"Very easily in fact. I'd ague that the cuter someone is, the more likely they are to be evil.",Hence Neo +"Oregon State Trooper shot, critically injured; suspect dead.","Without knowing anything or even reading the article, Im going to take the side of the police, because they are honest, just, and could never do wrong." +conspicuously absent competitive RDW and control decks to keep greedy decks in check.,"Hey wait a minute, you know they can't (re)print good burn anymore." +Count savage Dooku,He should have said that his powers had been timed by cos +Was not expecting such a comment in a sub like this.,YEAH WHAT A PUSSY +"I've been wondering what is actually more beneficial to the developers. Wouldn't it be the recurring payments? With a lifetime subscription that's all the money they will ever get from someone, and that's going to be far less than they'll get from people who pay year after year.",if your that worried about it buy plex pass again with another account +"Chaac is deceiving So I tried playing Terra in SOLO, and that motherfucker literally hit me with his stupid axe seventeen times, while I was outside of circle... I know I sound like a kid who got rekd by Chaac and started complaining on reddit, but bro, I am not asking for nerf, just widen that stupid circle so I know I am being ACTUALLY HIT BY IT jesus..","Release Chaac axe radius was like 30% wider radius than indicated, definitely know what you mean lol" +What is one thing that you did this year that makes you feel guilty?,I told a lie. +This cock called New Japan an indie group.,"If it's not WWE it's not Sports Entertainment, and it's not professional." +"Those of you who don't know the difference between there/their/they're, how do you decide which to use? Are you just randomly choosing?",I use the gender neutral Er. +...With your onii-chan,"onii-chan, die sooki!" +"People who decided to stop using straws, what was the final straw?","Something, something, sea turtle's schnozzle" +"@realDonaldTrump: President Obama said that he thinks he would have won against me. He should say that but I say NO WAY! - jobs leaving, ISIS, OCare, etc.",Polls have Obama at 47-39 over trump +"oh c'mon why kevin owens, i bet it's gonna end in a dq",What makes you think that? +"Damn, alright thank you. I'll buy another cheap gpu. unRAID can use the integrated graphics though right? That way I only have to have two gpus.",It can use integrated graphics (i do) but not sure it needs any to boot and have the web interface available. +The US won't get a single country on their side. A US/Israel vs. the other 193 countries in the world conflict would be too painful for the US to pursue.,"Nah we've got nukes, we can just outlast them" +"Steal, I weighed the consequences and now that I see how easy it is to get caught, I don't want to deal with getting caught.",What kinds of stuff did you steal? +I like picture on the left's hair more than the other one,Really adds to the school shooter look. +"Google isn't the government. Google also isn't the internet. They're a private company and can do what they want. If you don't like it, use another search engine.","They aren't a private company, they're public." +X-mas gift for my Panda,I think the term is mulatto +"This has nothing to do with being the adc, its jsut a flat out troll, who affects every player of the team and even the enemy team.",As ADC u had to deal with autofilled supports like he was +"In the background of Blips and Chips, there is a Mr Meeseeks showing someone how to play pinball","I've always noticed him back there but never noticed him disappearing, cool !" +Exquisite passing football from the Crystal Palace - Watford game,Premier league best league in the world definitely +BBC News: Hip pain may be 'hangover from evolution',Great thing to pass along to your children. +I cleaned up my Win10 desktop,Go with a real minimalist OS like GNU hurd +Good Muay Thai gyms in Dallas? Any of you guys know of any good Muay Thai gyms in the city of Dallas?,Octagon in uptown and Ohana Warrior in Richardson +I think it's a response to that I have the pussy so I make the rules shirt picture that's been floating around the internet for a decade or two.,Yea but for a guy to say something like that is inappropriate +Just a picture of Iceland,But was it taken on an iPhone? +Just like she ripped my pants off that time cos she was gagging for it?,"Wow, you're so cool." +me irl,"Grammar mistake in the 4th one, downvoted" +The investigation into her email server found instances of wrong doing. There were violations of protocal that would have resulted in administrative actions if she was still employed by the state department but no laws were found to be broken.,"Damn dude they're just emails, calm down." +"Chinatown. Three triad gang members. I pop two of them off the draw - bang, bang! And I raise up to take the leader out... I hear a whistle. My partner's on the roof. He says, Let's even the odds! He tosses me down a Mossberg pump, I send one through his chest. Game over, bitches.",'You should of shot A-rod!' +"Nope, Metzen is gone now so there's a fair change he isnt.",He said he'll still be voicing Thrall +Pretty sure non supports would start getting sightstones,"nah, why would they throw away 75g for a control ward, it doesn't grand damage" +My dad vs. Micheal Jordan in high school,Both are jumping as high as they can... +NES + Christmas: Then vs. Now,Staged +Dak Prescott has tied Ben Roethlisberger (2004) for the most wins by a rookie QB in NFL history (13),"But it was the all the Oline, should be Oline's record" +"Brady lucked out being under Belichik. Not to take away from Brady, but you have to acknowledge the phenominal coaching over in NE.",Yeah I am sure all these years and superbowls Brady won on the field was just his coach in disguise right? +What's it sitting on? The battery?,Coolant reservoir. +Refugee suspects surrender to police after homeless man set on fire in Berlin,The real victim here is the refugees +What site was it?,no idea sorry +also more black people lol,LOL +That's bullshit. Don't accuse people of being secretly sexist just because a person they don't like is a woman. It's just as stupid as saying people hate Trump because he's a man.,"Yep, and people didn't hate Obama because he's black either." +"They think everyone who doesn't have USA tattoo on their forehead is frail emo-vegan and once you hit 40 you're feeble. They are the SJW they hate, lol.","They can't be using identity politics, because Straight White Male isn't an identity, it's a blank-slate default." +"Yep, this racist is totally finished now!! White Genocide professor's true character plastered all over national TV!",He's just being edgy. +"1 man 1 jar, this isn't a puke fetish video - but it might make YOU puke and scar you for life (did me). Wont post a link, you're gonna have to hunt it down for yourself. Its gutwrenching if you watch, and it has a sequel out also if i recall correctly.",Yeah liked the part blood was coming out of his anus +"Redditeurs, when you say someone is disabled/disadvantaged/poor, the insult says a lot more about your character than the person you just tried to insult. Look at the incoming First Family. Do those guys look particularly deserving of being born rich? Is there something worthwhile and worth emulating about them? I say there isn't. And on the other end of that Reddit thinking, outside of followers of Calvinism and Prosperity Gospel (there's a secular version too), it's about time to accept that being poor perpetuates itself outside of a few lottery-ticket-like cute personal anecdotes that happened to dudes that now peddle self-help books at Kinko's. And if you need someone on the internet to tell you why telling someone they are disabled as an attempt to put them down is a bad thing, you might be beyond help.",How dare these plebs lose the genetic lottery. +Christmas lunara has a wisp with a Santa hat. That's all that matters.,"Ya, thats $10 worth right there" +The New York Times Thinks Trump 'Stole' A Supreme Court Seat. Because They're Stupid.,Wow *this* sure looks like a credible news source we should all trust. +Dutch Trash,[Text here] +This should be at the top of the democratic agenda until it is complete. We've been saying it for a long time really. Now I feel enough time has passed under the EC that gerrymandering has destroyed it. Time to go all internet voting-popular vote winner.,You cant gerrymander the electoral college... Its not like we are changing state boundaries... +Nothing like breaking the Xbox 360 maps using the new elytras,And they said the 360 edition was limited by hardware... +God forbid someone just wants a slice of pizza.,"Wait, by pizza, do you mean little boys?" +"A random skin selector would be a nice feature to the client. I think it would be a cool addition to the game if there's an option you can choose to randomly select a skin for you upon loading into champ select. As a Bard OTP, I have every skin and chroma unlocked for him, so it'd be cool to have the game pick a skin for you instead of rotating through them yourself.",That way I can randomly tilt myself with skins I don't deserve to play. +You really should give it a rest. This isn't the thread for it.,Because game breaking bugs don't matter. +"Rek'sai top worked on release. Tristana jungle works surprisingly well Singed isn't a real champ. Blitz mid used to be a thing. also, wasn't he desgined as a top laner?",But doesn't smite support singed work well? +"It's why they're part of the Department of the Treasury, I believe.",I thought it was to protect the people who were going to be *on* the money. +"It's AP style. Eight states. Alaska, Hawaii, Idaho, Iowa, Maine, Ohio and Utah are the other ones. Source: Journalism major to lazy to link.","Does journalism teach differences in two, too, and to?" +Can't you restore it with the .ipsw file of iOS 8.1.1 by putting the phone in DFU mode and holding down Shift while clicking restore?,"No, I can't since Apple isn't signing iOS 8.1.1 anymore." +What confuses a gay person? Seven,Because stupid gay people are disgusting and totally a valid insult! +"Can I Get Some Help with Buu Feeding? Getting food items i feel takes way too long to be worth it in my opinion, so I wanted to ask if anyone was willing to just send me a bunch of fod so I can get all the Buus I need.",Just buy water at the item shop. +I served some time in the Army. He is wearing a ACU weather parka. Its keeping him slightly dry and my guess is that he is a Veteran who kept his Parka and put it on during the storm.,"Makes sense, thanks!" +SAME HERE! I went last Friday and while my phone said I had service I couldn't load any pages or the wait time website for the mazes but my SO who is on AT&T had perfect signal. How about that Exorcist maze though?,A rep suggested that I turn off 4g (and prefer 3g) during football games to get around congestion. +Why do you give a fuck how two people you'll never meet spend their day? Get over yourself.,You gave enough of a fuck to make a comment in this thread. +"Everyone who didn't actually run would have won, everyone who was never a target from the opposition would have won, everyone who actually lost the primaries would have won. All you have to do is pretend that the Republicans would never had targeted them. If you ignore that she got 4M more votes than Sanders in the primaries and 3M more votes that Trump it is clear that no one likes Clinton. And clearly we need to spend the next 4/8 years focused on how Clinton was terrible.",Everyone who never had negative ads against them would have won. +Are you from an alternative Britain? What was the brexit vote outcome?,What is a brexit? +Hey.... You sound fun at parties.,"Eh, people trying to screw people over for doing things they disagree with that do not affect them in any appreciable way (which was a long winded way of saying people like you and OP ) are a little more fun but I do what I can" +"No, they stay for less than 12 months **competing for jobs (legally or illegally) and putting a burden on infrastructure**, while they remain invisible to the public as the politicians only show in the media the statistics of those who remain for more than 12 months in Australia. And the politicians happily claim: there's no problem in Australia.","I think they call them tourists, damn bastards taking all the good fruit picking and dish washing jobs!" +"Give him %HP True damage and increase his stun to 3 seconds. Make sure you also change his Passive so there's two ends to the lamp. One end gives him Increased attack Speed, the other giving him resistance to all CC.",You forgot the +"I'm not a fan of too-fruity, tobacco, menthol, or dessert ejuice flavors. they feel gimmicky. i have so few options. :( please change my view.",[[Amalfi]] would be a good juice for you to try. +snakebit?,Hockey slang for a player with frequent bad luck or just the inability to finish scoring chances. +So I found this after loading my save game.,"This isn't a bug, it's more content!" +I guess we won't be seeing Boywunder around as often as we'd like :(,RIP #Fuck2016 +Fuck this zionist cunt..,Yeah because the Jews didn't deserve a home +Keemstar on twitter Been working for months with key YouTubers & Companies developing @playrust into a eSport. Today was a big success. Its happening!,it all makes sense why raiding no longer exists and the game is a p250 sprayfest now. +"Flying a gay pride flag is intolerant how, exactly?",It's intolerant of intolerance. +Idk why and I knew it was gonna be a mistake but I was rooting for Shing.,"One day, one day my friend... That one day is not today..." +Does this mean we have to collectivise ourselves?,MY LUNGS YOU BREATHE CAPITAL IS END +"Where is everyone going for new years? Side question, does anyone know if club bugatti syndrome is closed to foreigners?","At home, blew all my savings on a deposit." +#NAME?,Was there a no u-turn sign? +The amount of misspelled words and incorrect grammar makes me weep for the future. I know that I'm not perfect but at least I make an effort.,"I have to remind myself that as fucked up as I am and having a child, at least I'm not this bad." +"Uhhhh. Yeah. I do. I'm at the gym right now. XSport Fitness, Narragansett and Grand, Chicago IL. C'mon by tomorrow, it'll be leg day. Everyone loves leg day; it ain't over 'til you can't walk down the stairs without falling, and your calves feel like their full of molten salt. I may not take a lot of things in life very seriously, but I take lifting **very** seriously.","If u so srs, y u reddit at the gym" +Bungle - 25th Floor,"Classic track, always worth a listen" +and it took a Mormon to say this...unbelievable.,"Hey now, God changed his mind about black people back in '78." +Does Israel know that New Zealand is on the other side of the world? Very hard to attack even for the Israeli air force.,"underwater drones, dressed up to look like dolphins is my guess at the plan" +"Hey, that's the same as my shiny Crobat from OR (though used in AS). Not perfect, but the -SpA doesn't hurt it if you're going for a physical build.",But heat wave? +Giving away my next major snipe. Xbox One. In light of people being douchey about us no money spent players I decided to spread my wealth. So starting right now until tonight I'll be trying to snipe some awesome cards for you guys. There will be 3 ways to enter. Select position program and team from which you think my snipes will be. If you hit on any of the 3 all right guesses will go into an RNG. Good luck everyone!,Lolb Raiders Most Feared +How so?,"Because he doesn't like it, therefore it's a shitty crosshair!" +Unclear.,"To me, it's been unclear for centuries" +Brazil and the UN,The only difference between Brazil and Israel is that Israel is literate +The Free Rotation Still Uses Ryze's Old Art.,You forgot the +There are also some green vanilla shotguns with a perk called 'hair trigger' which makes them fire with less of a trigger pull. I rocked one of those pretty hard in the beta.,"I have that perk on all of my guns, it's called the Elite Controller..." +Seems accurate.,"Looking at the downvotes and his comment, he is an honest and special individual, makes me feel inferior to him." +Hafu misses lethal and gets punished,Only matchup where you miss lethal and lose the game. +OH MY GOD.....OF WAR,Is that TheStand27? +"Yeah, if people would actually look at him play they would see what he is capable off.","No, i'd rather only watch the highlights and see that he didn't score all the goals and got all the assists." +"What's funny is how the Arab pagan societies are said to have been very intolerant, especially considering their treatment towards Mohammed. Never however does anyone seem to ask what would happen to someone claiming to be a prophet in modern Arab Muslim societies. Polytheists in general tend to be very tolerant in comparison to monotheists.",Seven blessings... +"A hard shutdown like that is usually due to a weak PSU; most CPUs and GPUs will simply slow down if they overheat, unless the heatsink is actually missing. The SF-500P12N is a very low-end PSU which doesn't have 80 Plus certification, which these days is usually a very bad sign. By reducing resolution and detail settings, you're reducing the power load, which may *just* keep the PSU within its overload limiter. This would explain why it appears to work under those revised conditions. Get yourself a better PSU. Insist on 80 Plus Bronze as a minimum, and try to get 80 Plus Gold if you can afford it. A slight upgrade in PSU capacity to 550W or 600W might also be justified. You'll thank me for it.",they would love you at jonnyguru +"Well yeah, we all know the pro players a little bit too.","yea, they come from different planet and never possibly ever interacted with a human being such as classmate, cousin etc" +"I prefer dresses but to each their own. Yoga pants should only be for yoga, the gym, or some sort of exercise activity.","dude, but ass" +"Naw, but the Klan will be back. They helped get him elected. Dangerous crazies come in all colours!",Look at all those stabbing and drive by shootings the klan is comitting! +"Would you buy witty tshirts related to churning? With the end of the year coming up, I have some free time and wanted to start something new. My plan is to start with Tshirts only in the range of $15 to $20 with funny/witty lines related to churning and award travel. Would you buy one? What would you like to see on it?","If you can charge an outrageous (at least 4 figure) fee for them, I can pay with credit, and the shirt comes with the difference back as cash I bet you'd sell more than you can keep in stock regardless of how witty they are." +"You can cut the Hillarybot bullshit now. The argument was always that anti-Trump people on Reddit were just paid by the Hillary campaign. Well there is no more campaign now, dummy! There's no one paying anyone. And we aren't robots, we are just **millions** of people that are absolutely disgusted with Trump.","Millions of illegals, who voted illegally!" +Sleepy. Only got 2 hours of sleep last night.,Well that wasn't very clever of you +Watching my colleague install Mcafee and AVG onto her new work laptop,"dude, that's only 66% protection, tell her she needs Avast for 99.99% blanket coverage" +Slow day at work so I decided to update my office desktop wallpapers.,"Murfreesboro, whattt uppp" +Best of 2016 TRHS episodes,Driving in the city seems like so much fun. +"This cards is so good it's already on the EDH banned list. Not really....but it probably will be, even before it hits tables.",But EDH is supposed to be about having fun and doing silly infinite shit. +It's horrible in every game I've played with action combat..,I much prefer tab targeting and spam my 1234 +"Crim Lights 4 heats (in painted lights / heats) Yes I'm overpricing, no I won't take other offers. Pm me","By the looks of things below, you'll get it in no time!" +"To be fair, no-one really expects a BATTLESHIP to turn in time to avoid incoming friendly fire.","What do you mean, always start turning away when a DD is within like 4 km of you, nothing could possibly go wrong when showing your broadside to a ship that cant even citadel you ^" +"The original UN Partition Plan was rejected by the Arabs, so it's pointless to bring it up, as it has no legal standing. They don't get a do-over just because they lost the war that they started.","hey, I know we invaded you trying to eradicate your country, and you beat our ass in six days, but do you think we could just have the land back and go back to the way things are, thanks" +"Which Job to look for? For F2Ps, is there a reason to save STs? Like would there be any jobs or cards to wait for? Also, what jobs are good right now both for SP and MP? I have a Dark Emperor, Reaper and Professor. Thanks in advance!",I hear Mythic Sage is nice... +"Bernie Sanders: We Need People to Stand Up to Billionaire Class, Corporate America","I agree we need people to stand up Bernie, but socialism isn't the answer." +"I know everyone here wants to grab pitchforks and run Nestle out of town, but let me ask you: is Nestle acting wrong for doing something entirely within their right and even encouraged by the State of Michigan's paltry fee structure? Nestle is in business to make money; the state is here to protect our resources. When even the CEO of Nestle is on record here for agreeing to discuss a higher fee premium, why not fault the State for failing at their core mission to protect our fresh water resources? These dated regulations designed for mom and pop golf courses, municipalities and family farmers is not designed to protect against extracting 3,400,000,000 gallons of water by a private corporation. Much of the bottled water is transported and consumed outside our watershed which creates larger issues than local irrigation. It's time that the State step up and protect our common resource because this is only going to be exacerbated as resources dwindle over future generations. This issue should be a front and center question to any elected official.",Well the make money and I'm poor and bitter so they are the antichrist. +BABY COME BACK!!! YOU CAN BLAME IT ALLLLL ONNNNN *CHIP*,It's not chips fault that he's a gang member +"How many of you'll changed the control scheme of your abilities from the default ? My friend commented that my control scheme is really weird, when I find it way more comfortable (Kinda obvious). My 1 is on Q, 2 is on E, 3 is on Left Shift and 4 is on right mouse button. It is kinda convenient because almost every God has his/her escape on 3.",I have ult on space bar and consumeables on extra mouse buttons. +These things can be fixed in the ways of old......buff it on release,Buff it until it's tier 0 +The Russian hacking that the paid-off news networks are using as an unsubstantiated excuse for war?,Yup those ones +"What is the best budget pistol? I need a handgun for my car. I'm planning on mounting it underneath my seat and forgetting about it. If my car ever gets stolen or broken into, I don't want to lose something nice...but I need something for my sketchy commute. Criteria: double-stack, any major service caliber, sub $400, and will go bang when I need it to. What do you recommend? inb4 dollarbill high-point","Ruger SR series, pick your favorite caliber." +They were/are not very good.,lol +dude ....,"sorry, forgot to put the" +"I'm a UBC alum. I'm so embarrassed I went to that school. The school has no backbone. First of all they are sneaky and will do anything to hide potentially controversial events. Second, they are way too concerned about being politically correct. Wouldn't want to offend the Poli Sci, Gender studies, and other arts degree students!",You mean the Social Justice Warrior PhD program? +"If only he had *ever* held *any sort* of political office, so we could know what he would *actually vote for* when the chips are down and he is required to make a go / no go decision.","Believe it or not, businesses and governments are run quite similarly." +The inhuman cruelty of Libertarianism...129 million were killed by Marxist regimes.,But those weren't **REAL** Marxists. +Wanna meet at the west palm beach police station?,Umm.. I guess? +Cop Engaged In Traffic Stop Leads To Life Sentence,How romantic. +A simple Google search man. That's all it would have taken to not look like an idiot. It's 5 seconds.,"This is the Internet, where everyone is the smartest ever." +He was already dead.,12 ticks servers +From your and GeoStyx's comments it seems I was likely in a corner case where evolution had grown faster than research of faster belts or perhaps oil.,"If I were to guess, you probably didn't max out inserter capacity bonus (which is expensive and very late-game) When blue inserters are at 3-magazines per rotation, they definitely are good enough to handle behemoths." +Nu is de vraag natuurlijk: is de brand aangestoken?,"Inderdaad een goeie vraag, laten we het voorleggen aan het publiek van r/thenetherlands, die zullen daar vast wel een antwoord op weten." +"Good, because I'm actually an obese midget who loves kids.","Name checks out, if you know what I mean." +"What is it like as a teenager moving from Southern California to Texas? My parents have been toying with the idea of moving to southern Texas, near the San Antonio area for a while, and it seems like they're coming to the decision of moving. I've scoured the internet, and can't seem to find what it's like to be a teenager (ie fashion, trends, things they do) in Texas. Besides hearing all about mums and garters of course. Will it be as big of a culture shock as it seems made out to be? What's the biggest difference between a Texan teenager and a Californian teenager? Will I look funny if I wear my typical Californian outfits (a t-shirt or sweater, skinny jeans or shorts and probably sandals or converse)? I just want to transition as smoothly as possible, and to hopefully make it less awkward then it seems like it'll be. Thanks",Why would your parents move to a state where shitty authoritarian Republicans follow a reckless antisocial political theology that denies a functioning government and the former American birthrights of upward mobility or the potential of simple economic security to all Texans? +"While this is definitely true, any positive is being sent off to a lab to confirm exactly what it is. So if its anything else they'll know about it.",Nah the NFL probably isn't spending the $100 it costs to send the test for deeper analysis +Doesn't matter how many looks you show when there's always someone streaking wide open on 3rd and 18 anyways.,"Seriously have no idea how we have a chance at the playoffs with this D. If we weren't in contention for the last WC spot, I'd know how Saints fans feel." +"Thanks Ubi for putting me and my friend into a ranked game when it was in the middle of the final kill cam of a loss! Great job. Lost 180 points, fantastic. Now i know why this shit is in fucking beta still. First thing I saw was the 2-4 Loss screen.",Sucks to suck +Someone's panties are in a bunch lol I think you're funny,"Watching people die a slow death of addiction, heart disease and diabetes is just hilarious." +"Oh wow, freaking office workers!",I think you meant nonner. +What gets you through your Air Force day?,The tears of my subordinates. +EPF: Some retirees spending all their withdrawals in 30 days - Nation | The Star Online,"To settle their mortgages and outstanding car loans, duh." +"I think we have just hit that time since pop culture really started to take off, that a lot of famous people have reached dying age. From now onwards we will hear a lot more celebrity deaths.",Yeah there were no famous people before the 80's +Having credit checks should be illegal.,"Don't be preposterous, you don't want poor people working." +I want to become an air traffic controller.,They are hiring people off the street with high school degrees and training them. +Max skilled Myr from 0c carries,15/20 skillups nice rate +if you think that only Philippines and US are the only place in the world then there is nothing more to discuss.,Boy ang layo ng sagot mo para lang talaga maka quota no. +"I'm Italian. That means it's possible that I have blood from about all of Europe. And that's not counting the Jewish side of the family. Hell, I've got cousins that wer born & raised in Italy and yet have English names and an English surname, so that's a whole other headache. But I wouldn't describe myself as anything more than Italian.",As an Italian I bet you're jealous of America's superior pizza. +Proof democracy is a stupid idea. Something already determined thousands of years before America was discovered.,I am sure having you as king would be soo much better +"Even though the ''John Cena'' thing isn't serious, it could be a great card concept!","*hit speed 1,54sec* So it alternates from 1 second, to 54 seconds?" +you can put a dirty rat and keep ressurrecting it for the lul,Losing games for lul is clearly fun for most of people. +"Maybe, just maybe, if so many people are saying something there's a grain of truth in it? Why is the Overwatch/HOTS/Dota community on Reddit so ridiculously positive? Why is the CSGO community so ridiculously negative? Maybe something is *gasp* wrong with Hearthstone's development?",unconstructive feedback such insulting gamedevelopers is clearly going to help +"The silence gets deafening when you point out that if Hawai'i doesn't qualify as a state, then legally it's a sovereign country. Far more than Texas, in fact. And then people very deliberately change the subject, or stop talking, when you press the issue. It's fun.",You mean like Puerto Rico is a sovereign country? +this wizard made its way into the bank and is killing all the bots,amazing new anti-bot +"3 point BOS, RIP Superintendent(and my easy dreadnaughts) but you will be gone from my BB builds for now.",Superintendent is better though... +drew random crap during math class cuz i was bored,The only crap there is the elite barbs +"Haven't played in ages. What should I do to make the game more enjoyable? I bought Sim city 4 back when it came out and played it a bit then. Haven't played I. Years now, what should I do to make the game more enjoyable now that it's been so long? Expansions? Mods? Open to any pointers.",Is there any 'megamod' that compiles all essential mods in one package? +I have automod set for new accounts due to some abusive former users' love of sock puppets. I would have approved OP's comments sooner if not for petty human needs like sleep. Sorry.,I thought radfems didn't need sleep and sustained themselves on trans tears or something? +Is it bad I'm checking news sites first thing this morning to see if anyone else died while I was sleeping? I mean...we're getting pretty close to the end here....who else is gonna go?,Queen Elizabeth has me very nervous... +what if someone had the navy seal copypasta for their password?,That's the first thing I check to brute force a password! +Don't worry about poo poo-ing his career. He got a million dollars from daddy. That's the definition of being born to EXACTLY the right people.,it was only a small loan of a million dollars. +"Donald Trump hold a micro press conference, comes off as an idiot","Hey members of the Electoral College, Great Job carrying out your constitutional duty!" +"Why not call them what they are, instead of using quotes and calling them terms that they use as propaganda? They are white supremacist Nazi sympathizers.. there's nothing complex about those turds or their ideas.",Why can't we censor them & be better than Nazis? +Long lost brother?,Or just weebs +it's a sit down restaurant. probably don't want crazies looking under folks's tables while they eat. or disrupting the ping pong tourneys in the back,...or uncovering the truth about their pedo sex dungeon! +How much is a few dollars?,$5 is way too much. +Neviilz forgot how taunt works while playing OTK Priest,"Well, considering the amount of cocaine he does... It is not surprising at all." +just take cleanse if annie uses tibbers on you either cleanse and shield up to run away or tradeback and then you have about a 2min window to do what you want in lane,Well cleanse would cost the otherwise needed flash.. im now going for super passive play against annie +I had some help phone banking tonight.,I love this pic! +"The escape wheel, the balance, and the pallet. I wish the balance spring was visible though.",Plus a hint of the center and third wheels :). +"Yeah, I knew I was going to get busted on that. Thing was the sides of the portal were red and blue, so I wanted to try to stick to those colors. Hopefully you can let it slide just this once :)","Nope, this horrendous error makes the game literally unplayable." +Thomas Jefferson probably,"The fucker even had a Koran, how much more unamerican can you get?" +"Agreed. Lost my virginity in 2008. I am not the same person I was in 2008 and I think, all in all, I'm a much *better* and well-rounded and smarter man than I was in 2008. I much prefer 2016 me to 2008 me.",You're not the same person because penis changes you. +Yeah but in Austin we're just trying to keep the white people from California out.,"Oh, then that's totally not racist." +"i cant send pictures because i found out there are some real psycopaths here that have registered on gay forums and acting as cat fish using other incels appearance, but I look like your typical middle eastern, ( i am jew but mizrahi= look like arab) i have a very muscular upper body and I think that I do look pretty ok, she might look better than me I don't know, i have asked my online friends about her appearance and most of them say she looks average, I suppose I too look average, but my upper body makes me a tid better I suppose, my face has big lips, brown eyes, good nose ( not large nor small) and i have dimples and my teeth are extremely good looking and white, my eyebrows are a bit huge, and my jaw is a BIT strong, ( i dont have a round weak jawline, but not EXTREMELY strong either, its a bit more of the strong side than the weak, it appears as if i have a jaw though) I am 193 centimeters, I think that I do look a bit better than her going through all this, but I was an extreme bully back in school that used to beat up her class mates, I never did anything harmful to her except when we were 10-11 when she laughed at my unibrow and bullied me for it and i called her in return chink (no hard feelings, she has forgotten 100% and i think this could be a good conversation-starter)",Are you a troll? +Almost like GSP knew it all along and straight up called him out on it during the post fight interview.,Almost... +"I would use these, this one especially, but the watermark absolutely ruins it for me.",I thought the point of all his art was the watermark +"Super Girl isn't part of Flash/Arrow/LoT earth. It's like Earth 19 (not 100% sure), the other 3 earth 1. It annoys the F out of me.","So Jay Garrick, Zoom, Jesse Quick are also all not Arrowverse too, obviously" +"personally, I still think the OP has a diaper fetish lol",Or maybe the rabbit hole goes deeper and is the creator of Kuma Royale and that's why we play as babies (Tin foil hats on guys!) +"So what youre saying is, people around you got fooled by fake news?",Basically yes. +"New to stocks, have a few grand to invest I'm 21 years old, I work full time and have some money saved up, I want to invest a few grand (probably $2,000ish) into stocks, I was given a few hundred for Christmas in a Fidelity Account and want to start there, I you have any tips or steps in where to start i'd be interested in hearing them.",r/WallStreetBets +"Is Mexico really sending its best? Just because the majority are seasonal workers, America should be happy with a nonsecure border?",Are most of them rapists and murderers? +"A few people who don't need it used a service, so we better take it away from everyone who needs it too.",We can only solve problems through the establishment of absolutes and abstinence! +What does need to be government regulated? I know we all here hate government regulations. But we obviously need *some* regulation. So what *does* need to be regulated?,Muh roads. +"It aint Lucifer, but I guess I'll take it :3",Are you trying to get people to dislike you because this is how you get people to dislike you. +Obama Announces Sanctions Against Russia In Response To Cyberattacks,These actions are too late. +"If I had a son, I wouldn't want him looking up to about a quarter of the roster",you don't want your son running around at school saying WHO THE FOOK ARE THESE KIDS? +"When the: NASCAR watching, four 12 pack of Mountain Dew hanging of the sides of the cart at wall mart, opioid popping, over fed, couch potatos,finally get their food stamps and Medicaid taken away. Then there might be a different sentiment in this country.","Wow that's totally accurate and not as bad as what Trump and the GOP have called illegals, muslims, or any other group over this part year." +Dog Rally,i found this part adorable +Suez Beach,Bot farm? +"Damn, Hugh Jackman would make a great Joel. (The Last of Us)","I could see him being a good solid snake, maybe they can sign him for the pachinko machines." +I still remember Nico Rosberg saying that a Monaco win was on his list of accomplishments he wanted to reach before retirement (I believe it was in the Channel 4 season review).,I mean it is his home race +"But the media has taught me that race biting sells. ;-) Don't we all want that sweet, sweet karma? ;-)","Oh yes, demeaning an entire race is definitely worth a few fake internet points." +"You should hear what history will say of you. Not much, all bad.",I thought his dad killed JFK...didn't Trump say that? +If the animal goes along with sex that is consent,And I'm to guess that you think sex with children is okay if they consent too? +"If we pull our support for israel, any number of countries in the area will attack. Jordan, egypt, ISIS, Saudi Arabia, Irag, hell even Cyprus might get frisky. Israel has nuclear weapons, if they get pushed into a corner they will start using them. In response Iran will nuke Israel into rubble. The use of just 3-4 modern nuclear weapons will send the planet into nuclear winter for a period of at least 10 years. There will be no place on the planet with temperatures above freezing for ten years.",That would solve climate change +Wouldnt be surprised if the university thinks thst its just an easy cash grab to throw a price tag on the most popular delivery method,Just make it 4$ for out of state students and free for everyone else +Dana White on Instagram: Nunes Hype,I bet Dana waited a couple hours between clips just to get a reaction about UFC not promoting Nunes etc +Man the ghost really hates Hawkseye501,"He just keeps on dying, I'm waiting for the footage to end to know he has finally been laid to rest." +Are there any tall buildings in Houston that have roof access? Or any buildings that are easy to get to the roof?,Do a flip +Trouble with a country crippled by sanctions that has a GDP less than either Italy or Spain? Who cares?,yeah Russia doesnt have a powerful military/nukes or anything +"Anyone who has been following this sub for a bit knows that we go through fads of hating on different brands. Right now it's hifiman, a few weeks ago it was schiit. It wasn't that long ago that it was audeze. Life goes on.",Don't you dare bring common sense into this fight.... +"I got banned from askThe_donald after my first post (and 1 or 2 comments), just asking about some recent issue at the time. I was banned for not participating in good faith I think, it's the same as the regular sub.",NICE CONCERN TROLLING YOU CUCK +For those who have beaten the game What is the maximum level of the resource buildings? All mine are lvl 20-21 and the build times are about 8 hours or 19 hours depending on the the level. Is there a maximum to these buildings if so what is it?,"The 19 hour is the last, I've got 4 more of the buildings to finish before I won't have any more to build." +I think they stopped it expecting a fight to start and nothing happened.,They saw known goon Tomas Jurco coming in and wanted to stop everything before Borowiecki was murdered! +Why America is doomed,"American here, who is this Trump guy everyone's talking about?" +"Any Citizens in Orange County, CA with dual joystick? I've been thinking about going all in and getting dual joysticks but as a person who has rarely used them I would like to give it a try before I take the plunge. Anyone willing to give me a demo and maybe grab a beer or two?",I mean I'd totally let some random person off Reddit into my house +"I thought it was because of his horrible attitude towards his players and TSM's reliance on Regi, not Loco, as a coach. Loco was always there but Regi is the G.O.A.T. for TSM and to try and give loco more credit for those titles than Regi, Bjerg, or the players is ridiculous.","Oh sorry, I didn't realize Regi played a big role in Spring s5 or IEM at that" +"In the spirit of get off my lawn I am kind of getting sick of having an Atraxa at every game, regardless of who I play with.",Well then maybe stop playing her. +"Please don't support gold sellers. They are the people DDoSing, stealing accounts, and spamming players. I know some people have limited time and lots of money and want a shortcut and I understand the urge, but please refrain you are supporting a destructive influence. Oh also, apparently it gets you banned, go figure. Thank you.",But... How else am I going to get 100 gold? +I wonder what makes this weapons system so great that some one would take this over a shotgun with a magazine for tactical use.,That shotgun does have a magazine. +WV doesn't want anything to do with your damn commie languages!,I think the commie languages just don't want anything to do with West Virginia. +It's like the guy has never heard about table top games or MUDS before.,"D&D ripped off Diablo, duh" +"Experiment results: How Leeching gets more loot. Recently, with the ice tomb event, i decided to run a test, determining whether i received more loot from leeching or helping. My results were shocking. In a sample size of nearly 100 ice tombs, totaling around 200 chests, leeching earned me 10 times more loot than helping. Why, you may ask? Because 0 times 10 is 0 :)",Wtf that sample size is too low +"No, because there hasn't been one. Feel free to name any.","There have been plenty of terrorist attacks though, the fact that they weren't 'foreign' terrorist attacks seems like the wrong thing to get hung up over I think" +Which champion is making less than Arianny?,MM D: +that was a ballsy move with 4 forwards no defensemen PP,It's okay because we had 2 D on the first unit +Minimalism is the way to go,Chrissmasseu sounds like a nice bloke. +"On another note, ISRO fucking spend just a few hundred dollars on good PR and recording tech. Indians underestimate the importance of good marketing. Even I fell for that in the past. Was like, what is the need for expensive marketing?",Have potato; will ride rocket. +Small S4 Spoiler From Ajax - New Magical Item!,Well that sure does sound exciting! +Literally Constructed.,Do you mean the shaman? +Nicole Scherzinger Busts Conan For Staring At Her Boobs,Women wear dresses like that to draw attention to their eyes so you can have a meaningful conversation. +Rocket League will not launch. Went into game files and I am missing RocketLeague.exe file. Help! Hey guys for the past 4 days I have been unable to play RL. Every time I attempt to start the game I get a steam box that says Preparing to launch Rocket League and endlessly loops to this screen. When troubleshooting this issue I saw that if you go into your local files and start the game as an administrator from the RocketLeague.exe file it should rectify the issue. However when I went into the win32 folder I did not find a single file named RocketLeague.exe At the time of writing this I have uninstalled 4 times and reinstalled 3 times (currently on the 4th reinstall). Does anybody have a fix for me? Have you experienced this issue? I am truly desperate I am suffering from Rocket withdrawls and I need my fix. Thanks in advance.,Verify integrity of your game files in steam +"It was a cover-up when GWB did it, and it's a cover-up when HRC did it, too.","No, when *somebody else does it* that means it's actually okay!" +"Quite understandable, given the situation you described. Sometimes I can't help myself commenting on spelling, grammar or usage errors. I wish I could stop myself, but... but it's like a DRUG! ;-)",Grammer Nazis ftw! +Danis vs Agazarm @SUG3,It will be a moral victory if AJ survives. +You forgot to put that they would have also shot his dog.,"No, no, they'd have broken down the door to the wrong house and shot the *neighbor's* dog." +What is the best stance for hattori? What is the best stance in hattori to win more? I usually use speed.,A different legend +You didn't watch them in class as they happened. Stop lying.,"9/11 I did, what the hell are you talking about?" +you're trying way too hard to troll do you act this cringy in real life too? be honest,you like to attack girls? +"If he bulldozed his way early on, he would have had never made it to 8 years Soft steps and diplomacy earned him this much obstruction by the GOP; how naive must one be to think bullying his way from the get go would have ended well?","I'm sure if he just screamed enough and sent enough mean tweets, he could have accomplished way more." +Tit Printing,At least the human kind will have some purpose when the machines dominate the world. +Countries with the most Venomous Animals,What's going on with France? +"role clash, bodyy will play a very important role in the team just like taco in sk",You dont need a support if everyone on the enemy team iz dead :( +That shit should be illegal,religious freedom +Who's the roadrunner then?,"Why, Corbyn of course!" +I'm referring to the text on the billboard.,They change the copy on ads all the time. +Texas Parents Told They Will Be Charged & Arrested if They Walk Their Children to School,This oughta go over well +"Quoting Mao, China says Taiwan, HK independence supporters will fail 'like flies'",Burn! +Maybe one of the years everyone just died from the Black Plague.,Only counts if it kills celebrities. +Normal people?,I guess I forgot my +But Assange without internet connection is still bad. They'll still release the documents but he can't coordinate Wikileaks' strategy.,Because they don't have phones? +I really do not think so. Sure it's luck so your right when you say you could spend 6 dollars or 10000 but I believe the value of weapons is close to being that high. I remember watching a tmrtn video and the amount of money you would have to spend to get x weapon is ridiculous.,"I remember someone saying it usually takes around 45 supply drops to get a weapon, that's around 1000 cyrptokeys, or if I'm doing my math correct $80" +TL;DR dungeon guides,Your voice is perfect. +"I just think they were absolutely stupid. I don't support abortion, but people have their lives to live. I'm not gonna interfere, and I'm definitely not gonna get under a huge truck.",why don't you support abortion? +Is this a joke? We literally have media that tells you that THEY are the only ones allowed to disseminate news and they coined the term fake news...your comment only goes to show how deep and perverted American propaganda has become. Your comment is honestly scary and disheartening,And the new anti-propaganda center will definitely only help this confusion and not push our governement's propaganda! +Government diverting resources to help the poor = evil Omniscient sky demon threatening you with an eternity of hell fire for not supporting ~~priests~~ poor people = righteous,"Jesus needs your $25 more than you do, peasant!" +I'd like to see Rockstar make a GTA that takes place in prohibition era Chicago. Al Capone type shit.,Mafia 2? +Yeah actually last week Obama signed legislation EXPANDING funding to Syrian rebel groups - a proven source of weapons for ISIS. This occured with almost no media coverage bc everyone from the NYT to NPR to CNN to Fox News are busy demonizing Putin and stupid Americans are eating it up.,"Not only that, Obama personally delivered nuclear weapons to Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi." +at least crop it out,Gotta gave it credit to the person who stole this meme +Giant Bomb's 2016 Game of the Year Awards: Day Five,FROM OUTTA NOWHERE +Soooo... who brought the marshmallows?,I LOVE HOT PLASMA - Danny4262 +fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck 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fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck +Fox News retracts claim food stamp fraud at 'all-time high',It's fake new guys all the mainstream media can do these days is lie. +OP is apparently unaware that Africa is a very large continent and not a singular expanse of wilderness populated by uncivilized savages. I forgive him.,It's full of brown people and they are all the same. +"Yeah, I think the only question is which city will be hit. Probably one that voted for Hillary.","Trump has a Hollywood star, so it'll probably be a city that rhymes with 'Fran Sancisco'" +"Hillary Clinton being hacked into having her staff throw her in her car like a corpse, or having the Russians force Loretta lynch and bill Clinton to meet on the tarmac seems like the Real MVP.",Putin personally gave her the unprotected server and set it up in a closet for her. +"70% of those arrested were from out of state. If I was a conspiracy theorist, I would ask who paid for/coordinated that.","But Reddit tells me that every poor person works 2-3 jobs to stay afloat, so where did they find the time to take a vacation?" +She says she wants to be a trainer and learn what you do instead of saying she wants to travel with you.,gay +More natural looks. I personally was never a fan of contouring or the super-drawn in eyebrows. I don't think that there'll be much focus on them in 2017.,natural is always in. +Wasn't Ogletree. Is was the UDFA LB Chubbs. Nobody is talking to Tree like that.,Yeah that makes more sense lol +"when mango sideB meteors Plup on FoD, I forget the set.",Genesis 3 +"London based centipede, just called work to say I gotta go to the bank, en route to Ecuadorian embassy Just downloaded Periscope to broadcast what I see, name matt_mcsween",Is there a van out front? +"I haven't mastered the art of clickbait and stuff yet lol, any idea on what you would have said? :)","all uppercase, add a z at the end of every word, a bunch of exclamation marks" +Teacher resigns over racist remarks on Obamas: report,I just want BLACK GENOCIDE. +Why did marquinhos conveniently decide to move away and give space to the opponent?,Its all in your head mate +Hossin is my favorite. Too bad Connery doesn't know it exists.,You mean its on live and not just test? +Overwatch pros and casters talk about the lack of LAN support for major tournaments,Guys I think we all know making more skins is the way to go +Undisclosed Desires,Follow me +Five Nights at Candy's 3 - Minigame Teaser Trailer,"1 more day left of the year, Emil... ^" +Opera burns MS edge alive,Vivaldi for Life +"Uhhhh.... it plays games! They mentioned toaster functionality, too, but we'll have to wait and see!","No DVD support, but toaster compatibility Nintendo in a nutshell" +Here's a fucking idea: QUIT IT WITH THE FUCKING TURNOVERS!,Thats a stupid idea +It'd be swell if one of you fuckers could start dropping points soon pls lads,"Would love Leeds,Brighton and Us to come up." +Finished Mounted Sons of Korgaan & Varangur Army,Fantastic paint job! +mind if i ask why,"You know, since you are free now..." +Literally unplayable.,"Well, their health becomes that crazy when you place the majestic heal spell down on them, then mirror it." +They are in USA apparently.,Ah sweet freedom +They'll get more attention if they riot on Jan. 20th. That's what it will take to get the media to pay attention.,"Oh look a mob of people burning things and committing crime, surely these people must be the voice of reason!" +"Yeah kmljadofjfljalkjaijodml was banned but I'm still unsure why, don't see a rule that he woulda broken.",Didn't you see the mod post where they clearly laid out why kmljlklklkmkmlkmlmmmkmllllklklkmmkmljljk was banned? +It's this time of the year,my new years resolution is 3440x1440p +Russian hackers penetrated U.S. electricity grid through a utility in Vermont,Didn't see this happening +container carrier for material transport,The Center of Mass is above the ship it will tip over. +"Let's be honest guys, I suspect it's a semi-permanent thing, unless someone invents some new technology 30 years from now that replaces proper fibre internet. We'll be an economic ghetto by then. We will not be rescued from this, because the conspiracy to fuck us over is too enmeshed, and the Liberal party voters are too delusional to understand the tech.",Lucky we have Foxtel +New Clash Royale open screen,The ice wizard looks like molt +The daily murder of animals for food.,"Would it be murder if I chased down a cow and severed its spinal cord with my own teeth, then carried it back to my family to sustain them?" +Largest Somali pop in the country I believe.,Also top recruitment center for ISIS in the US... Must just be a coincidence though +"Eh, there's a lot of unironic support for Trump at the mall where I saw this at. I grew up and live in Republican territory (home county went 80% red)",Clearly half of the country are 14 year old weeaboos +"Zach Lavine ends the month of December with a line of 23/3/4 on 49/46.5/85 shooting (63% TS). He set the Timberwolves record for three pointers made in a calendar month (53, previous record of 48 was held by Kevin Love). LaVine is now tied for 7th in the NBA in 3 pointers made on the season while shooting 42% from deep",and here I thought he was just a dunker +Western media lies about Syria exposed (Canadian journalist Eva Bartlett),"It's not lies, it's perception management" +Tit Printing,Just why? +"You need to look at the independent analysis of Obama's birth certificate by two outside forensics labs (the highest respected labs on the planet). They outline 8 points of forgery, they even show the exact certificate that they used to construct Obama's certificate. Open your eyes.",you forgot the +"Parents of Reddit, why are you/did you get your son circumsized?",I like it when doctors legally butcher underage kids against their will. +Tyler Durden,The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. +"Agreed, she also just failed to continue to develop",But she had the best striking coach +"Posted there yesterday, people in the comments referred me to you guys.",well post it there again and constantly get reffered back +The destruction of the colonialist puppet Arab kingdoms would render an improvement on the lives of the average Arab.,"Yes, plenty of colonialist puppet kingdoms in the middle east currently" +You're right he looked like the zodiac killer,I'm sure it's just a coincidence. +Shaq's is pretty good but a lot of it is just him driving around,He is a lyft driver +you really didnt,maybe I just gave you one too +Bash to those people who use the word *cringe* too much. Oh ayoko nito *cringe* pinakinggan first 5 seconds ng kanta *cringe* gosh you must be a living *cringe* yourself ugh,This comment *cringe* +Suckerpuching someone is not a fair fight. Entertaining but not fair.,"Yeah, there is no way he could have seen a punch coming." +"THEY HAVE HASH ATMS?!? Fuck man, I need to get to Colorado.","ATM= at the moment, not sure if" +#LoveTrump'sLove,Did Snopes fact check this? +People don't seem to understand basic physiological differences between men and women.,that's sexist +Five Afghan teenagers are convicted of gang-raping a boy at knife-point in Sweden - but NONE will be deported because their homeland is 'too dangerous',It would be nice to hear that all 5 of those teens are now deceased and the authorities can't solve the case. +Stephen Amell on the Season 1 fight against Reverse Flash with Robbie and Grant,Inb4 comment about how Batman could also take out RF and thereso Arrow is a Batman rip-off +"This is beautiful, uplifting, and mature.","And thus, entirely unsuited for Reddit!" +You might be concerned it's made up. But why don't you just put your faith in that Rangers held a minute silence because they ACTUALLY HAD SUPPORTERS DIE.,"They held the moment of silence based on the wiki article, nobody knows if it actually happened" +Sure...but I'm not really interested in this type of...*NSFW story* :/. A.k.a stay with girls.,[***TRIGGERED***](/intensifies) +me irl,"Load fast, pupper" +horseshoeism intensifies,lol DAE Clinton & Dems know what's best for oppressed peoples? +Multiple Sclerosis I think,Microsoft? +Is my wii lost forever?!!?! So I recently tried to use my wii it was modded when I first got it. Whenever I start the wii it brings me to a page that says bootmii where i can select either the wii the home brew channel sd card or settings. theres a copyright at the bottom right of the screen that says 2007-2009 team twiizers. The problem is that when i select the wii or the home brew channel it just brings me to a black screen. I've attempted to restore my nand/format nand but have no luck becuase it freezes when installing wads or it says dump file is for a different wii. Any help would be appreciated thanks.,"Well you better find it, couldn't have run off too far." +Arcade or Battle Bunny? So i have a little problem. I want to buy a skin for riven but idk which? Arcade or Battle Bunny?,You have to own all Riven skins or you don't deserve to be part of this subreddit +what would anyone watch a montage of janna pressing e on allies and 4 on bushes? lol?,Because thats the whole video +"Player coming back from a long hiatus and I need a catchup Hello all, I recently redownloaded clash after a lengthy hiatus. To give you an idea of when I last played, the lava hounds had just recently come out. Now there's a goblin king and many other features I'm just not familiar with. Back when I played before, the golem/witch/wiz and lava hound/balloon combos were popular war comps, and now I have no idea where the meta sits in terms of that. Any quick rundowns I could get or links to guides/videos that cover what has changed would be greatly appreciated, thanks in advance!",Do you even know what an eagle artillery is though? +Jan 20: Trump places his hand on a book he hasn't read + takes an oath he won't keep: to protect a constitution he doesn't understand.,This somehow is far more depressing than all the other depressing things happening. +Keyboardy McPhoneface? Fuck me please,And I'm Mouse Mckeyboardface. +You know why,You're not wrong +If you could only use three moves from your main's moveset... What would they be and why?,"Shine, Dair, and Lasers" +How do you guys mount your Supreme decks to the wall? I want to mount my decks without damaging them! Do you guys have any suggestions for good deck mounts? What if I don't want to take them out of their plastic? Do I have any options there?,Skate it pussy +"I'm getting $1,000,000 for being a Trump supporter AMA Not exactly a paid schill like our pals but Trump is reversing O's economy restricting policies. He's making the country more prosperous so we are all gonna make a ton of money!!!",I get paid in Roubles though +"Honestly, I back it. I dropped 50 pounds in about 4 weeks by doing that hula hoop game or what ever the **** its called. Keep in mind I was railing lines non stop. Overall up to you if you want to use it or not. Cheers, all the best",I'm sure coke had nothing to do with the weight loss +My guess is that Trump is in debt to his eyeballs to Russian institutions and Trump has to do what Putin says or Putin will gut his businesses.,We can always just check his taxes. +All I have is a 20 :(,Peasant +Make the Muslim children worship in a christian church also.,ISLAMAPHOBE BIGOT RACIST +Free Islamic books in Toronto explain why adulterers should be stoned to death in Islamic State,The Abrahamic faiths are the most tolerant and peaceful religions in the world. +What are the CPU threads used for. Syncing all 64 players simultaneously?,"Well yeah basically, all the destruction on the map, all the bullets from 64 people, the severs run at 60hz now so it's a lot of information for the cpu to process." +not sure it's the right subreddit,This could easily go in r/depression. +Family of Montreal woman mauled to death by dog 'disappointed' owner won't be charged,...good thing these peaceful dogs can continue to be purchased across the country +Sounds like the wealth ought to be more evenly distributed,Fucking commie... +Kansas judge rules sperm donor not on the hook for child support.,lol makes me think of that scene in Legally Blonde where she debated that all masterbatory emissions should be deemed reckless abandonment +"Any back story I should know before starting Fire Emblem Awakening? I new to this series and mostly new to JRPGs. I played FFVII a little when it came out, but I was too young to enjoy it. Besides revisiting that game, I heard this and Chrono Trigger were two good places to start. I tried the demo and really liked the grid based combat, it feels like playing Heroclix. Since it was half off on the eShop I picked up the full game. Any back story or history I should know?",Just keep in mind it's the inferior fire emblem game +"Still don't like the idea of it, but I think we can admit to that while recognizing the real issue; That fucking lunatic wants to strip citizenship because he feels like it.","I didn't realize that enforcing a law more strictly and stoping people from abusing visa and work permit loop holes was a lunatic thing to do, huh the more you know." +"The possibility of Mother 3 on the Nintendo Switch.. What do y'all think about a possible Mother 3 localization for the NS. I think having this game translated and released for the NS would be a smart move due to the portability factor of this hybrid console which is also what the original released for the GBA in japan was meant to be; a portable adventure. What are the chances of this coming to the NS, would Itoi agree to a localization? Plus you all know[anger rising] THAT WE HAVE BEEN BEGGING NINTENDO!! ~ discuss",There's a reason valve doesn't like 3 +My sick 1 tap in esea league match (scream style),Would be front page by now if was shroud +End November Godfest Brags and Rants Brags and Rants for godfest go here.,Pulled a second DQXQ - which form would be best for a Myr team considering I already have a ADQXQ on it? +jeevux...pimping you out much?,But it would have solved the custody issue! +I think those numbers only include players that have been looked up in DestinyTracker at some point.,I know the leaderboards work like that but i doubt the overall count does because i can't see how they would differentiate between you playing crucible on that day or not without asking you. +Judging by how rude these comments are i hope Trum p makes your jobs private.,"Fair enough, we hope McDonald's makes yours automated." +Words have no meanings,Except terf which is very important and meaningful. +I have this on my hands. The handshake during interviews is my worst fear.,I loved it when people would wipe their hand on their pants afterward... +"Best source for oyster mushroom spawn and how much do I need? I am a noob mushroom grower working on my first project. I have prepared four 5 gallon buckets and drilled holes in them, and plan to use cardboard and coffee grounds as a substrate. I'll be growing in a spare room that stays at about 60-70 degrees year round. I'm looking for spawn from the easiest variety of oyster mushrooms to grow in cardboard/coffee grounds. For whatever reason I am having a hard time finding a good source for oyster mushroom spawn in sawdust or grain. Lots of plugs, but I am under the impression that plugs are only really appropriate for growing in logs. Anybody have a reasonably priced, quality source of oyster mushroom spawn they can recommend to me? Also, how much spawn do I need for four five gallon buckets filled with cardboard and coffee grounds? Thanks!",Commenting so I can come back to this thread +Twitter says: Pneumonia Is Gang Bang By Patriarchy,These people are the epitome of mental disability. +Oh shit thats the lab I work in!,Haha you would have assumed you heard of this from your employer +No. Star Citizen isn't going to be out for a few years. My guess is that this was something Eve's developers were planning for some time.,If you're an EVE player you know CCP has been planning a lot of things for a long time... CIG could take notes from them on maintaining player faith/hype. +"The helium is used to keep the pressure in the fuel tanks high as they get emptied, which helps the turbopumps to deliver the content to the engines.","right, but helium tank pressure is a LOT higher than the rp1 tank pressure no?" +Rev matching while riding a larger displacement bike is much more essential. If not done properly you run the risk of locking up the rear tire temporarily.,But isn't this how you do mad drifts? +I dont think OG are going to UMG,Wouldn't class 7th/8th as a top team +Your stuff is probably just in storage so they could clean the place. Chill out,That makes it ok to enter the unit without warning and remove all your stuff right? +"Naw, this stems from Mao's Communist party. It's very much in line with Communist belief. It's a great view IMO.",I think you forgot the +Feel the pain.,This hurts me on a spiritual level. +Thanks. I Changed it,"This is just from personal experience tho, we all run into the average dork" +"Genius, I just have to do that for two years and I have enough money saved up to afford the new Macbook Pro. So I don't have to sell my kidney after all.","You probably won't be able to if you subsit on pure sugar either, so it's a trade-off." +But I'm Mexican,Well then you're clearly not a real woodworker. +"It's a trilby, not a fedora. Indian Jones wears a fedora, and he's no neckbeard",That's right You're like Indiana Jones *cringe* +"He's an 11 year old kid, why is everyone hating on him when it should be the parents",Because I can beat up an 11 year old for sure. +"meh once you're level 9 get upgraded sweeper solves the problem, when you're going for a gank just pop the sweeper and dodge the minefield :d",what's a sweeper? +Rate my battlestation,I'm kind of board just looking at it. +When you put MTB tires on your road bike fun things happen,"Fun, as in the brakes don't work." +What is the most passive aggressive thing you have ever witnessed?,Reddit. +"Tumblr will start automatically injecting affiliate links into all users' blogs; If someone clicks on the link and makes a purchase, Tumblr receives a commission, not the blogger","It's OK, if they start raking it in they'll peel off 3 or 4% to offer incentives to high-traffic content producers." +2 Canadian women caught with $31m worth of coke in their luggage after a 2 months cruise,How do you carry $31m worth of coka cola in your luggage? +Apple chief executive Tim Cook says the European Commission ruling that Apple should pay billions of euros in back taxes to the Republic of Ireland is maddening and political.,Of course it's maddening and political... taxes are for poor people and small businesses that can't afford an army of accountants and lawyers. +"Inch by inch, Israel is purging the Palestinians. They know exactly what they are doing.",They have gone through a purging so I'm guessing they fixed the past processes... +the three strike policy is one of the worst things to ever befall on our great nation,"The Iraq war, Hurricane Katrina, 9/11, the mortgage crisis, the great depression, the civil war... Yeah, the 3 strike policy is right up there." +"Pretty much every Jedi is a great pilot it seems. Clone wars shows a lot of them front and center in dog fights. Makes sense, the force would make piloting a while lot easier.",Not Barriss Offee. +IMO the biggest douchebag move of all time belongs to this guy. buiilds a towering fortress in the middle of the mumbai slums.,Then what is the point of a millions of rupees if you don't show it off to those who don't have it? +"That skeeves me out so much. It also really bothers me that he keeps writing P.S. *his name* at the bottom. That's not what P.S. is for. And I've never met a person who's first name was King. Last names and plenty of pets, sure, but not people's first names. I wouldn't be surprised though, I've seen much worse.",At some places you give your switch first and last name. +"If humans were not to evolve into super intelligent beings, which animal do you believe would have been the first to land on the moon?",Pandas +Just uh. That moment.,Did you try pointing up instead of down? +"Depends on the airline, I know for certain some have 10kg weight limit on carry on baggage for international flights. Although it's very often not checked.",Flying in Europe the suitcase weight limit was 20kg (my bag was 20.7kg but they let it slide) and like 8kg or something for the carry on. +"This pussyfication of our kids not getting to play outside while at the same time they are becoming little gluttons and video game addicts might just possibly be related. At the least the reverse should be enabled. It really wont kill all of our different kids to play together outside unstructured. Maybe they could all get along even better if they actually got to use their imaginations and play together in a supervised but unstructured environment. To many principals think we are raising little science experimental robots. No, they need fun, and study, to be healthy and happy.",But then they might run around and trip and fall and get inured and sue +"Dang, that's me. Where would be the best place to invest?",Nigerian royalty. +Tiniest testicles in the land.,He must be on the juice. +Sleeping Schedule For Champs,True fans don't sleep +CNN Blurs 'Trump 2016' Logo From T-Shirt of Man who rescued a baby,No bias there. +"Even Stranger Things? I'm halfway through and only have one minor complaint, but otherwise it's a brilliant show.",**HOW DARR YOU SUGGEST STRANGER THINGS IS ANYTHING LESS THAN A PERFECT SHOW** +I think I'm in love,She's tricking you into buying her old monitor. +Carey Price has the flu TIME TO FREAK OUT,He'll be sick forever :( +"lethal procs when a minion with lethal damages another minion. wards negate all damage, so no lethal.","Ok thanks, good to know" +"Muenster on sourdough, fried in butter",Looks damn good sourbrough. +How aspergery do you have to be to not be able to tell this is a joke,"if it is a joke, it's a pretty shitty one" +You like a fuck a Asian rady? You Asian rady fucker you,Agin rady or da cuttle fish? +"1,000 Artists Performing in the Concert Across America to End Gun Violence - A few names to take off my ipad rotation",Trigger finger Jones will be performing his hit single die bitch die to help end gun violence. +"Labour Day is a bourgeois holiday, but I'll still take the three day weekend. The real Labour Day is on May 1st.",See its human nature to be greedy +Whatever DC has coming out.,"Yeah, cause Suicide Squad was such a flop" +"As mainer, can confirm. Had no need for a babysitter by the time i was 10 years old. I knew how to start fires and feed myself and tie knots and shoot every gun I could get my hands on. Responsibly, of course~",well look at mr hunger games over here +Belcher is fine. Shredder gets annoying since it's in every game.,"Belcher was fine before Ironbeak nerf, super strong taunt vs aggro but could be countered by aggro, it was a perfect card" +"Not only will I be in LA, but I also live less than 10 minutes away from where this is happening. I definitely plan on checking it out.",...and the horse you rode in on! +"I've tried that, it doesn't.","Me too, thanks." +"It was a joke, I'm not racist ,and people like you are what's wrong with this world.",I'd love to watch you float that joke in front of a black audience. +All Australians and New Zealand Players,Yeah I'm not following +I'm working on a Pokemon info-graphic at the moment and the illustrations are looking rather adorable!,SO CUTE +"I'm not talking books, comics or fan head cannon. Just what was presented in the movies.",It is actual canon ;) +This election is by no means over. The worst thing Clinton supporters could do now is relax. Her victory is not a done deal. The possibility of a Trump win should concentrate everyone's mind.,"I have to ask, how do you reconcile wanting her to win with her lying, and knowingly breaking the law about classified documents?" +Summertime sadness.,TRUE +That makes more sense. That reminds me how one of my friends described Andrew Luck's voice sounding like he has a bubble stuck in his throat.,Colts fan here and I find that comparison hilarious +The discord in the sidebar is run by one of the members here. It is JS and KOTK focused.,"There's no devs in there, no point" +It's...kind of eerie that you said that because I do indeed have a goofy friend who would be more suited to that side than I am. Got me thinking!,"Not stalking, we all have that guy :) Good luck" +You got the thieving pet by runecrafting?,"Yes, how else would one get a runecrafting pet?" +When nyx want to be a carry,"But he's an agi hero, he must be a carry, right?" +Moot* point,No no it would have been mute because she couldn't message any more +It is said that if you stare at this picture long enough that you'll eventually see the face of a sloth.,I see an eagle +Please dress up as Legolas! You'd be legless Legolas with a Lego leg.,"If he forgot to bring his Lego leg, would that make him a legless Legolas less a Lego leg?" +Fat Randy missed an extra point Long may he reign,He needs a box of Shipley's donuts to reach his true form. +"Yeah I asked someone if they saw this film, their response was they don't like Will Ferrell... So I asked again because I didn't care about their opinion on the actor. They answered my question and hadn't seen it. Annoyed me so much. If I recommend a film, it's nice to have some respect and give it a chance. Just like not liking an actor's personal life reflects their quality of performance. Don't get it.","For me it was that I didn't like all his slapstick shenanigans and over-the-top humor -- but after seeing him in this, I gave a lot of his stuff another chance since he clearly has more range than I'd given him credit for." +'Catwoman Harley' by Leigh Jeffrey,welp *unzip* +Just let it happen -A beta-as-fuck male,"Shit, the down votes show why I should have used" +"Okay, that's a new one.","I've heard similar from Bama fans for years: They wear orange so they don't have to change when they go to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash on the highway on Monday." +Showerthoughts: What if September 6th was always meant to be the release date for Sombra and not Patch 1.3,"Sadly, it is the release for the PS4 Overwatch update :'(" +i just have to do it. those meme masters are contagious,I know that feel. +cr1m asked for it to be removed,o fuck I just wanted to offer sincere congratulations also obligatory meme cookiezi wants his irl pic removed and it's posted everywhere here +Who's the friend who likes to play? BING BONG! BING BONG!,"Nope, not ringing a bell." +I'm pretty sure it's spelled Fabian lol but the night sounds awesome!,The cringe. +Nexus was sexus Pixel is sixel?,DAE SIX APPEAL? +This is why our promotion system shouldn't be based on a test.,But it's based on performance! +What? this quest took like 2 minutes... and the flute wasn't even annoying or anything.,think your missing +"You can see Mt Rainier from Canada, but because of the earth's curvature you can only see the tip",but the earth is flat? +"If you were a food, what would you be?",Pizza +"I have always like the James Bond movies, when Peirce Brosnan started playing the role It was hard to watch. I was glad when the studio went on without him.",Yeah goldeneye was terrible +"Never change, 9Gag, you provide this sub with too much to see you go...",Oh wow I guess that girl is really missing out! +Surprise! Multinationals don't want to stay in a union controlled and strike sensitive part of the country.,"On the bright side, a 0-day workweek is better than a 4-day workweek." +In which aspect?,"In the not blowing up and killing you, your family, and your dog category" +i5 4690k and a 1070,"Thats outdated, weak hardwer man, you should update it" +But this fix still focuses on winning,"But only half as much, which would also bring more fun decks into the meta game cause people wouldn't care as much about losing imo." +Its the hacker move.,you now me on hide nice +Exclusive: Google's new phones will be called the Pixel and Pixel XL,Totally didn't see that coming +"Well, the least expensive in the game..",i believed he dropped a +"Report: Hundreds of UN Accredited NGOs Promoting Anti-Semitism, Anti-Zionism, Terrorism",Never would have guessed +Got permabanned for this,"Here, you dropped your" +"Church Insurance Company Refuses Pay-Out for Flood Damage, Citing 'Act of God'",Why does god hate churches? +"after years of gaming on a budget, I finally get to bring home the one i want",Maybe it'll run Fallout 1 at 60fps +It's funny that all we have to do is not preorder anything. And fuck anything that is early access,But but it's my money don't tell me what to do with it +"I love how the delusion that hordes of unpaying viewers is a good thing has penetrated so deeply into peoples consciousness. Up until now, venture capital and other groups have been willing to fund these huge web companies that make no money, but have tons of viewers, on the principle that *eventually* they'll find some way to monetize it. But people are finally coming to the conclusion that hordes of freeloaders who get outraged whenever you try to make any money at all, aren't actually very useful. They're bringing nothing to the table.",But i pay them with exposure and they get experience in their job +20% of Reddit Karma Belongs to 1% Of Users,YOU KNOW OUR REDDIT IS IN A SERIOUS DILEMMA WHEN THE TOP 1% OF USERS OWN MORE KARMA THAN THE BOTTOM 60% OF USERS +I'd legit rage quit If my support did this to me. Not even joking lmao,"You realize they were fucking around with each other for fun, right?" +Last of us would just be another zombie movie. That's cool,But but mushrooms! +"I don't want to sound like I'm on some moral high horse here, but I have had Russian friends and acquaintances... fellow international students I met during college. They were awesome, kind, intelligent. It's very upsetting to read the condemnation of an entire country and its people on here and other threads. If someone said such scathing things about Mexico and its people, the same folk insulting Russians would jump all over them as bigots. Yeah, definitely insult Putin all you want. But why accuse someone of being from Russia, as if that's somehow a fault or flaw?","Russians are white, you can't be a biggot against white people." +what would be your last meal ?,a pill that prevents me from dying and gives me eternal youth +"It ain't about what you're worth. A total won't make you stop lifting. I don't think a single person in this sub would stop lifting if sport disappeared. Hell, we might benefit as a whole if the sport of lifting went away and instead as a lifters we simply focused on the act of it.",Depth check: 3 white lights +If you have one of everything why not throw in Reno???,I have it I just somehow didn't type it at first. +When will we know the times of the debates?,That depends on the NFL schedule +"The issue with an all out war from Trump is, he'll attack the women, and reporters, and papers, and ignore Clinton. So, whatever.",Bet he drops his very own porno....... it'll be..... ummmmmm... yuge-ish... +"No no, please continue killing other muslims. As is tradition.",Just not the white ones. +"Write a champion you want to be good at, but aren't, and then someone else give them tips to improve. (x post r/overwatch) Ive always wanted to be a good riven. but no matter what skin I use Im still bad",I would love some Ahri tips +"A motion for relief from the judgment is a request made to the court for correcting a clerical mistake in the judgment, that is, a mistake which results in the judgment's incorrectly reflecting the court's intentions or relieving the party from the judgment because of inadvertence, surprise, or excusable neglect, newly discovered evidence that could not have been discovered through diligence in time for a motion for new trial, the judgment's being the result of fraud, misrepresentation, or misconduct by the other party, or the judgment's being void or having been satisfied or released.",motion for miscellaneous relief (to be used only if no other relief applies) .... whatever that means +!completed,!completed +My new golf towel came in.,WANT. +If you had to guess EVERYTHING that will be announced next week what would you guess?,"Everything except a new MacBook Pro and new Mac Pro, just to spite this subreddit." +"The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection. - Thomas Paine",I like this one. +How to see number of runs? Just look up :) Anything is appreciated btw.,See how much you died +"Skapski, Halverson, and Hellberg all have contracts with the Rangers so they will all be in Hartford (or up with the Rangers). Tyler Wall will be a freshman at UMass - Lowell and Adam Huska will be a freshman at UConn. And that covers all of our goalie prospects (besides Shestyorkin, of course).","I really, really hope that wall gets good" +I think my favorite is either the salt and pepper diner or the one about the party at the teachers kids house,Get the patty wagon! +He actually gave his source! The mad lad!,But but but but he didn't provide names and video evidence and SSNs so he's probably making this up. +"I tried the special edition and it is very nice. I mean probably 95% of the PC peps here including me got it for free, so nothing to complain about. But still, i will wait until next year when the main mods got ported and updated, especially SkyUI and SKSE64. Until then we mhave modded skyrim :D",SkyUI devs said they aren't porting it :( +Just received this from friends who were on holiday in Sweden. The Problem? They are HUGE! How are they normally eaten?,You just feed them to big red horses +What do you live thirty minutes from?,Disney World and Universal Studios +NOT EVEN COMPETE LEAGUE IS SAFE,ya im real spooked of plat thresh kap kap :) +"I must be the only person who doesn't get Mafia 2. I've played the first half of it and found it to be quite dull so far. Relatively uninspired shooting and uninteresting stock gangster characters. Driving around the open world is kinda fun, but the actual driving missions are mostly terrible due to the unforgiving checkpointing and bad AI. I'm at the (first?) tailing mission and it's infuriating because it only saves at the beginning of the drive to go FIND the target, and then doesn't save when you actually catch sight of him at the bar (even though there's a cutscene here), so if you fail you have to do the initial drive from the acquisition of the mission all over again. THEN I have also failed the mission several times because my target crashed his own car. Seriously WTF.","It's just a linear game with an open world tacked on, it's alright but nothing spectacular and if you spend too much time exploring and not rushing through the story you might not have that much fun actually." +What makes you different?,....and that's why walnuts aren't sold by the deez. +Touch of malice + red death = unstoppable,"Touch already has a health regen ability where you'll regen to full evey three kills in rapid succession, but I get where you're coming from." +"I wish the ping would say hey, maybe if you tried to protect your healer just a little bit, I'd be alive and could be healing you right now",DAE Mercy mains are god's gift to the world? +"Sam Bee Mocks Lauer, Hits Media For Inability To 'Call A Liar A Liar'",Sam Bee is the best one from the vacuum jon and colbert left. +Christopher Walken Reading Three Little Pigs,I get the feeling Chris would be the kind of wolf that would just break into the homes and stab the pigs to death with a stiletto. +Easter Egg Question,"WaW: Der Riese Black Ops: Call of the Dead & Der Riese (no trophy) Black Ops 2: Origins Black Ops 3: The Giant, der Eisendrache, Zetsubou no Shima, Gorod Krovi & Revelations." +"Thieves steal young Down syndrome wrestling fan's figurine collection, community and Mattel help to replace them, plus WWE arrange tickets to upcoming NXT show",At first glance I thought this said Titus O'Neil has Down Syndrome. +"I wish this was true... I am gonna go out into social group 4 x this week. That isnt weird. I have been doign this for whatt... 5 years . I approach every one make friends, including women. Yet all the women I meet are never interested. If you say this then people say you must be out of shape. Well know I run marathons and lift so I am in okay shape. Then they will say you must not be very confident. And to that I say I try my best to be confident but if having a large social circle and running marathons isn't enough to give me confidence, I don't think much else will at this point.",But have you tried being yourself bro +"Eh, it'll be over soon. Remember dat boi?",Oh shit waddup. +So happy with EVGA right now. Sent my 780 in for a warranty RMA and they gave me a 970!,"If I rma my xfx 9800gt cause it broke, will I get a r9 380?" +Samsung recalls Galaxy Note 7 worldwide due to exploding battery fears,"Bad antenna reception doesn't sound so bad now, huh" +Why does the women's view matter? I don't care about the gender of who reviews it. I care about the car,Because only women care about ease of maintenance and safety features +I have a case that's essentially the smallest that you could fit a full sized GPU in. It makes my Xbox One look small.,"No doubt - you *can* buy micro-ATX boards and cases (or even HTPC cases for something that looks similar to the shape of a console), but you're not going to throw a full size video card into that or a huge cooler." +"He had a solid zero to death, I'm cool with that. It was pretty hype from both sides not just me imo",*1 - death +"Protip: Don't post anything stupid on the internet This was my 2nd account because friends know my main account. Basically I was posting in r/amiugly to see genuinely if I was ugly: mainly because I'm so used to my face I can't really tell. Little did I know the new video from CasuallyExplained would mention the sub and a couple friends would see my post. What's the chance of that? The problem with the anonymity of the internet is you do and say things that you would never think of in the real world. Also, Stone if you happen to still be stalking me, your fantasy team sucks",What'd they say to you after they saw it? +DRAWING REQUESTS THREAD latenight sadboys thread ask for drawings ill give em 2 u,ElephantHitler +SHIPS ARE WEIRD PEOPLE,"But ships aren't people to begin with, so how can they be weird?" +He wait a minute he isn't hillary,Hellbound Hillary is trolling us +"The F-117 is in no ones future, they were retired 15 years ago.","If I want to become one when I grow up, you aren't going to tell me I can't you shitlord!" +"Well, were you looking at her ass?",The whole gym was staring at her ass including the white knight. +creepshot of an old man on a bench,Who the fuck does this guy think he is minding his own business in public? +Resistance Training,Typical support just weighing down the team +LIGHTSWITCH RAVE,The system is down The system is down Doodalootdoodoooo Doodalootdoodoooo +Just don't waste your 20's.,That's exactly what I'm worried about ;) +"It's considered a little cheesy. You're able to play like crap the whole game, then down people in one hit. Doesn't help that you're moving quite a bit faster also.","Hope let's you move 4% faster but nobody is running that, wonder why?" +Level 2 has 3333333 hp... why so many 3's?,In case someone forgot what number comes after 2. +"Let me get this straight I tell all of you that I don't care if those attending have a good time at the concert, but then you guys are the ones supporting those who sneak phones in even though Donald doesn't want that? You guys are the ones who destroy the music industry, you aren't real fans. Just greedy people. And those who snuck phones in, you don't deserve to be at the concert. You aren't real fans either, just snakes.","Fuck cell phones use landline, quit killing music everyone..." +"What major things are you still waiting for ? Just wondering what major things in the game you are waiting for that you believed would have already been in the game. I personally have none. I have enjoyed the game since I have had it on release. I have had some space battles , found some amazingly beautiful planets and unique animals. Space exploration is what I wanted and that's what I got.",My money back. +WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOOSE,"Boots..worn by Gustav III of Sweden...during his coronation...I don't see how you're not getting this, it's right there in the title man." +Most air kills in the war was when the victim was unaware of the attacker.,But...but weren't they able to hear the engine sound like in WT? +"All member states and some regional legislatures have a veto. So Britain isn't going to get its way, even if Poland or Italy are excluded.",Yup. +"The anti-PC nonsense. Aside from being the other side of the coin from political correctness, it's much more tiresome than overanxiety about offending people ever was. You don't have to pepper your language with stuffy terms so as not to offend anyone; just treat others how you want to be treated. If that's really so much of a problem for you, then you just need to grow the hell up. Period.",PC Master race! +"And let's socialize insulin, while we're at it. 10% of the population is type 1 or type 2 diabetic.","Sure, and why don't we just stop taxing women for menstrual necessities while we're at it Being sensible and fair is pure communism, and that's bad because my angry uncle says so!" +Peacekeeper annoys me That is has no reload sound. Anyone else?,ikr everyone is getting pissed off at the EE cutscene but i'm just getting triggered over the missing reload sound! +Bridge don't give a FUCK! Bridge will fuck you UP!,[Obligatory](http://www.11foot8.com) +Man has a crisis of faith on a news channel,Someone give the Awakened One a glass of water after that truth nuke. +I'm actually curious what the case against a celibate gay relationship would look like.,"It would probably be rooted in a *deep* and *genuine* concern that these two people who have made such a loving commitment to God and each other that they are foregoing pleasures of the flesh, and loving each other in a chaste but deeply meaningful way might accidentally see the other one's junk in the shower and be reminded that they're actually subhuman perverts and fall into unforgivable sin." +"compensation for leavers Started season 3 today and out of my three placement matches me and my friend won 0 so far, because of assholes who leave the game early. 6v5 is never fair and when this happens you know you have lost. In quick play it can be brushed under but in competitive its really annoying to just 'accept the loss' when its out of your control to win. We deserve to be compensated when someone else leaves because their punishment doesn't make it better. They still left and we still lost.","I can see no way, this could be abused" +So he proved it to the mods of HF. Color me unconvinced.,"Yeah, lots of people out there pretending to be obscure hockey players family members.." +fucking superhero movies,"Hey, if i want to see the same goddam action movie, with A-list celebrities and shitty ending, thats my choice!" +"We're just running a business! Yeah, well fuck your business.","Maybe medical things that people's lives depend on shouldn't be a business, especially if you have monopoly" +And ironically downplays the south's treason in the civil war.,You meant to say the War of Northern Aggression. +Get good insurance. Problem solved.,"Just don't be poor man, it isn't that hard, right?" +"Nah, no crumpets or colonizing India.",I don't know why crumpets is a British stereotype I'm from the north and my family has never had them +"Women no more want to be men than you or I want to be rodents. They are the life givers. All beauty descends from them. That you have a voice, a brain, can act is down to the existence of your mother.",You forgot this: +Don't you bring that evil on us Busch Light drinkers.,I think you brought it on yourself for drinking Busch Light +Group of friends called n*****s and slaves by a customer at the Winston's Irish Pub in Saskatoon,Pretty sure only white people can be racist. +They just need to make all playable characters reptiles so people will shut the fuck up about which gender is or isn't playable.,Well I'm snakekin and I think you're being offensive +What is surprisingly still impossible in 2016 ?,Getting rid of bed bugs. +Newly Discovered Species (Fish) Will Be Named Obama,"Oh, that will surely help to google the fish in the future." +Played it in 800x600 with everything turned off or to low on a 6 years + old 1GB graphic card and still looked great to me.,Better than a ps4 anyway. +"A proposed rework of the bounty system: Tracking wanted commanders, increased rewards, etc","Yeah, why don't we just scrap the game and start from the ground up." +"trip spam is very efficient against rushes, juggs can get pretty unreliable on some maps. Tons of people in mkoth have went ace before and easily defended early game with only dart farm, its pretty easy.",If the rush is small enough such as 5-7 sets of zebras then trip spam is better yea but for larger rerushes I've noticed people getting up another jug so I was just wondering which is better. +I caved in and bought a vape.,Probably full of subarus ;) +PlayStation 4 Pro Will Be the Last PS4 Edition for Substantial Period of Time,"Yeah, on about 2-3 years well see the Ps4 Pro slim and the new Ps5." +Virtual experiments with my battlestation in Soundstage VR,"Wait, what?" +This is what happens when you believe the lies of liberals. The dust bowl was one of His punishments for people beginning to stray from His path. Only God has that kind of power. The arrogance of some people.,Forgot your +Everybody in the lineup can speak fluent english dude,"No way dude, they aren't white tho." +"I just stopped giving a fuck about it. I'm not doing anything wrong. If we happen to be walking the same direction, oh well, that's nice. I'm not going to attack you and I hope you're not going to attack me. If they want to avoid me, that's okay. I'm not going to judge someone for practicing personal safety. If that's even what they are doing. I think we're all too paranoid about how other's perceive us. The world doesn't revolve around us. If they make a sudden turn it probably has nothing to do with us, they probably just realized they needed to turn.",That's a good point. +"Also, if people wanted to complain about that, why not go after the fact that we have fucking violet hold again. The most lazy boring and biggest waste of time dungeon ever made.","Its only in the game because they were using Violet Hold for artifact storylines anyways, so they may as well populate it and add it to the dungeon pool" +He also said his second greatest achievement was to add an egg while cooking soup in order to produce a soft-boiled egg without having an extra pot to wash.,meta +What the fuck is going on?,"The mascot of Kumamoto, Japan is try to make rice cake." +"I feel like its more of a running joke in the community than anything else. But in all seriousness, CoD isn't exactly a sport where you see injuries due to the fact that is a video game. Therefore people say Addy OD in part to be funny but its one of the only thing that comes to mind. Hope whoever it was is okay though.",The addy jokey are really annoying though and the fact that fans of the game keep bringing it up all the time even on here is a bit annoying imho. +Obama has been the worst perpetrator of divising America and increasing racial tensions.,Yeah how dare he be black! +Picked up five of these chairs for $5 each!,i'm in awe +Guess that makes the Egyptologist a better prophet than ol' Joe,Or he was influenced by Satan... +IGN: Kial Deposited: level 12 Oddish (Female) Msg: pg2441 Thank you in advance!,Done! +Dogs vs Snake Fight!,Did one of the dogs fighting the big cobra get bit? +RYUU GA WAGA TEKI WO KURAU (Not sure why he didn't include the G),"Ga is an article, but so is wo is idk" +Meh if you like stale ice cream.,Don't be jelly; first day on sale. +Relic Draw Megathread It's here!,Not too fond of these troll banners (at least that's how they've been treating me). +A sheed full back tattoo,Honestly down +I wish there was a way to see people's rank here. Been playing for 2 months and everybody gives me diverging opinions about how to improve :/,There was Rank Flair but EVERYONE on the sub was GE apparently +She can't even,She can't even dye her pussy hair or shave it off. +"Shroud seems completely useless to this roster ... Stewie , Automatic and Ska are doing all the hard carry for C9 ... shroud doesn't seem to do anything at all . He plays on of the easiest spots , following the entry fragger but he just doesn't have any impact on the team . Even n0thing has more impact LUL",He plays too many pugs.. he needs to decide if he wants to be a streamer or a professional player +If you light a match on Jupiter would the entire planet combust?,"Yes, that's why it's a no smoking planet." +"The actual 'compression' portion of a compressor doesn't make it louder. But since others have already kind of said that I'll try to be a bit more detailed. So a compressor is always (in my experience) going to have at least a threshold, makeup gain, compression ratio, and attack and release controls. The threshold is the point of loudness at which the compressor will begin to actually start working by reducing the decibel level of any sound that gets louder than the threshold. The compression ratio is 'how much' compression is happening. The ratio is measured in terms of input to output decibels. So a 2:1 ratio would mean for every two decibels of input volume, the compressor would output one decibel of volume. I think the ratio can be determined pre or post threshold depending upon the compressor, but most often is calculated post threshold. Someone can feel free to correct me there if I'm wrong. The attack is the time it takes from the threshold being crossed, to the point at which the compressor is compressing at its MAXIMUM ratio. The release is the time it takes for compressor to go from maximum compression ratio, to no compression after a signal falls below the threshold. The makeup gain takes the signal after it has been compressed and then can be used to increase or decrease the final output signal as needed. So as an example, we'll say we have a compressor on a drum bus with a threshold of -10db, and a compression ratio of 2:1. Attack and release wont be quite as important for the example, but I figured I'd included their specific functions, as compressors can be confusing. So lets say the drum signal is peaking at about -8 db, and it's softest point is about -12db. So every time the drums get louder than -10db the compressor will begin to reduce the output volume, so lets say it hit's -8db, and we have a 2:1 compression ratio. Since we're two decibels over the threshold, that means the compressor should only output one of those decibels bringing our peak down to about -9. So now every time something gets louder than -10db, the signal will drop down to at least -9db (from -8db) as that is our new highest peak. AFTER the compression happens we begin to introduce the gain. The reason compression makes the overall volume of something louder, is because of the gain. Before compressing, there was a 4db gap between the softest and loudest points, now there is a 3db gap. So when we turn up the gain 3 db, the softest point will be -9db as opposed to -10 if we had not compressed the signal. This results in an overall louder signal. Hope this made sense and that I didn't actually screw any of that up. Compression can be really confusing, especially as a newbie. I STILL learn new things about compression and I'm about 7 years deep now.",Excellent paragraph for a ELI5 question +"I think Reddit is Fun is a fork of AlienBlue. AB was taken over by Reddit themselves, and they eventually pulled it and replaced it with the official reddit app. To get notifications in the official Reddit app now I think you need to have Gold, but don't quote me on that. I hated the Reddit app so I just downloaded the pulled version of AlienBlue and use that on my wifi-only iPhone. I recently & unintentionally made the switch to Android, RIF was a pleasant surprise.","All I know is I'm thoroughly disappointed in this App, it sucks and Reddit should be ashamed a third party can out do them." +"Congrats on 30,000 subscribers! yay!",Only about 4 trolls amongst us i assume. +"With higher fps you can control the spray mutch better, I play with 30 fps and when i shoot i loose like 12 fps and the game lag so hard, its too hard to control spray... Sorry about my english.",Hi Sorry for bad English +As a Jerseyite and frequent visitor to New England I wholeheartedly agree. Why is the garden state a zero anyway? Do people really think all of NJ looks like the refineries and EWR on the turnpike?,So you are a leafer? +"Lol sorry let me be more specific, thought it was obvious. She hasn't spoken to the public.","Come on man, she's speaking at 20k per seat fundraisers, just not to *you*." +Black newscasters ain't havin none of that,So easy to replace beautiful perfect aryan with beautiful perfect human/person +"Ooooh who is this gem of a gentleman, let me throw my vagina at him posthaste! I've never understood these guys that will insist they are a gentleman and then immediately start name calling and saying the most vulgar things, like do you even read your own messages?","Hey, hey I call dibs first!" +damn Faze looking pretty good with allu,No no allu is bot fox the best player in faze kappa +"You guys are acting like it **can't** happen, it's most likely possible and he's just giving people a heads up.",It's an elaborate troll. +"What goal or objective to do in elite? Im quite bored in elite surprisingly,i have a fully engineered corvette.a imperial courier that is a god that is only halfway finished.what is there to do:/ i need something fun.","In this game you have to use your imagination and make your own fun, maybe you should stick to Call of Duty" +i know he's trolling but it would be funny if you told someone you were going to kick them but you missed the deadline so you had to play with them for the rest of the season. awkward as fuck.,We are talking about Bone7 tho... +"Parasite probably will take a break, or see how IW is and if he dislikes it then will.",But parasite did retire Kappa +Ivy and Wheats F/A,Killa said Ivy is going to replace him in RNG +"The one or two smart people usually aren't very smart. To make them look smart, the writers just make the other characters really dumb. Bueller, in addition to being surrounded by dolts, had a lot of luck on his side as in the scene when the two are at a baseball game. The principal is watching it on TV but just happens to bend down to tie his shoe as they pop up on screen.",Smart=/mostly/=Luck :) +I'm a courtroom stenographer. So I'm certified to write 225 words per minute. That's about all I can do.,with that speed you'll write a mod in 10 minutes! +Gay couple 'kicked off London bus after driver launches disgusting homophobic rant',"I was gonna say the driver should have been kicked off, but I can see how that may be an issue." +I always wondered how much kids are worth at school. 44 dollars.,Really explains the lunches. +Just like the advert...,Jay Pharaoh? +"As a girl, I've had dreams where I'm a guy plowing a chick and I've always thought it was awesome. I miss my dream penis :(",Got pics? +"Where'd the door go? Missing on the top, there on the bottom.",CGI my dude +"1984: Oceania is an isolated hermit-state a la North Korea This theory is from quite an older topic compared to others on this board, but it's still interesting. POTENTIAL SPOILERS AHEAD My theory is that in the classic book/movie *1984*, Oceania is not a world-spanning superstate like it is described, but is simply a delusional dictatorship controlling the former United Kingdom and nothing else. Some evidence for this: -Winston never sees any real proof of Oceania's existence outside Airstrip One. -The Book, which assures the existence of the 3 superstates, was written by the Ministry of Truth, therefore it's unreliable. -The photo of Jones, Aaronson, and Rutherford in New York could've easily been forged. -It is stated somewhere (I can't remember where) that the rocket bombs falling on London are fired by the Party itself and not Eurasia. -Given what O'Brien said about plastic surgeons being able to transform someone, the war prisoners could've easily been political prisoners transformed into Mongoloids by plastic surgeons. -It would explain why wartime losses can easily turn into victories. -It simply makes a lot more sense than 3 superstates dominating the world (remember Occam's Razor). -It would explain why there are no Americans, Brazilians, South Africans, or really any non-Brits seen during the book (if Oceania really is that big. you'd expect to see Oceanians from other countries. Please, all thoughts and comments are accepted.",Pretty sure this is a well established and known theory +Which has produced a national title.,Cam. +i think that i should probably go to sleep early tonight.,Sleep tight +felps funny nose scratch action :3,It's impossible to cheat on LAN and Brazil doesn't cheat Brazil top 1 immortals#2 SK#1. +Is that where people go dogging?,:I +"I used to consider myself a progressive, then I met other progressives. The vast majority of progressives are just scientifically illiterate kids that have no clue what they're talking about. Now I just stick with liberal.","Congratulations, you used a very scientific method to determine that all progressives don't know what they are talking about." +My younger cousins are going through the weaboo phase It's honestly kind of adorable.,Thank God normal people don't go through that phase +Yeah then you'll love Edinburgh. I'd also advise going to Glencoe. It's beautiful.,It certainly looks beautiful from the pictures! +"When you're ready, hit me up. I can help you find the perfect t mouse for your needs. Might even be able to toss you a coupon to save a few $$",Then can I have free money? +Bendy water,This one felt more like an aww video to me +yeah but i hate facebook.,Facebook is what you make of it +Dumbest Playerbase?,"World of Warcraft has been out for 12 years and some people still don't know the mechanics, what idiots" +I'm a local. The meetings were posted in the local newspapers and on the website of our state utility commission weeks and months in advance....,oh shit I read a newspaper and go to the state utility commission website every day I totally would have noticed +"I think if they made darts like 400 money instead of 200, and triple darts to be 600 they would use other strats. and nerf farms to cost alot more like 600, 1,0 and 1800 2,0",darts should be 750 and triple darts should be 900 +"Rumour: AMD out performed Nvidia in Mafia 3, Nvidia pays to lock @ 30fps","Hahaha, lmao ayy." +I hope that imagery will haunt his nightmares the way it's probably going to haunt mine.,"I dont know, after that last message from OP Im not sure who the team creepyPMer is..." +Care to explain?,"Dyrus revealed Dignitas' strategies during a tournament, which made it easier for the teams facing Dignitas to beat them." +In ear manager i think.,"in ear monitor, basically another way of saying earbuds or in-ear headphones" +Welcome to the world of sports stardom (if you're not being sarcastic).,definite +It says +2/+2 for me.,"Yeah, it was originally 1/1+, I'm sure of it" +I'd estimate that conscious pilots are at least 32% more situationally aware than unconscious ones.,But can you PROVE it? +"Can confirm. 2 brothers and 2 sisters, I went to grade school with his sister.",Larson? +"Proof, yet again, that the government is nothing more than a bunch of cocksuckers.",Don't give em any more power! +You're doing that too much.,Where the fuck is my trigger warning you insensitive asshole +"Clearly he doesn't mean that. But if he does, who'd blame him? It's a common thought that many people on PC like to find out the EE stuff. Were you here the day GK came out for PC and Xbox? So many stuff was let out, even though it wasn't the main EE, that would be stuff that *we* or even Xbox people could've found.","Sadly i wasnt here that day, i was able to get back 2 days after, could you fill me up on what ive missed?" +"Wow I can almost feel your bigoted opinions about the poor and out of work oozing out of your comments. I wouldn't say that those examples are devoid of stagnation, if people have less disposable income they are less likely to go to the pub.","Yeah, I'd also rather have policy which followed the views of uneducated rather than educated" +May god have mercy on you are soul..,"But you see, Christians are so stupid that they can't spell" +"In a tower pushing scenario it's better to be lower health on olaf, I actually remember a top laner using this mechanic a few years ago in a match where he purposely went lower to get more attack speed","Yeah maybe, One errant minion could end a 1 HP olaf though :P" +And Howcome Occupiers are name civilians? Living on the stolen lands ?,"Yes, of course those BORN there since 1949 are occupying forces and not civilians..." +Thank you!,You can always take one of my 4 teen agers for the weekend! +"its been over a year since I've played the game so I can't tell the difference between optimization and GPU upgrade lol. However, I did get it fixed by setting the game to high priority and im running steady 62 FPS","True, the recent patches have been (finally) improving performance a lot for me." +The PT (supposedly Workers Party) are calling reelection because they think they can reelect Lula. But it will be a race against the clock. Lula has a lot of judicial processes against him. Federal police is about to knock his door.,I'm still waiting... +"Got to love that the whole reason many people voted leave isn't going to he respected, but we should still do the thing, for some reason","Well, if leave don't get what they want, then remain shouldn't either!" +2016 and people still think fake sneakers from china will last as long as authentic ones,yeah because yeezys are knit by german grannies in adidas factories in germany +ITS HERE! GET HYPE!!!!,"5.5 hours until I can pick mine up, thank god for daylight savings and living right next to the border so I can get it an hour earlier." +I think match ups should rely on skill more than champion A's qwer directly counters champion B's qwer it just lets it become a skill matchup not a definitive win or lose. Plus you could still lose match ups with gnar. He wasn't always win all the time broken.,Yes but he was and still is cancer against tanks. +"I mean, there's usually Mexican cook staff working Chinese buffets, so same thing right?","If people from Mexico cook it, is it Mexican food?" +"Oh, some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza... No, I mean just this morning. Some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza...",**I'M UGLY AND I AM PROUD** +49ers FB Bruce Miller arrested for assault,At least he's an American. +How far is too far with over protective/controlling parents?,Depends how stupid the child is. +Mikyx on the other hand did his best to lose,at least he baited UOL into the winning fight by getting caught +"...or, if they don't let Johnson debate...or, if I have a tummy ache...",Or if that crooked dem doesn't say only nice things... +Made some Tunnel Snakes propoganda,That's us! +"FUCKING SECONDARY AFFIXES. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT ONLY THE FIRST SECONDARY AFFIX CAN BE REROLLED TO ELEMENTAL RESISTANCE, AND NOT THE SECOND. WASTED MY ANCIENT RAIMENT BOOTS TRYING TO REROLL THE SECOND SECONDARY AFFIX TO ELEMENTAL RESISTANCE. AND THIS IS THE ONLY ANCIENT RAIMENT SET PIECE I HAVE. BEFORE ANYBODY CALLS ME RETARDED FOR NOT KNOWING THIS BEFORE. THIS WAS THE FIRST TIME I EVER REROLLED SECONDARY AFFIX. HONESTLY, SHIT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.",WHAT IS THAT FUCKING QUESTION MARK FOR NEXT TO THE AFFIXES ON THE REROLL SCREEN? +Why give them both relative to USD instead of relative to each other?,Because the USA is the only country in the world +What will Only 2000s kids remember?,11-Sep +Supremacy just isn't a fun game type for iron banner. The dominance of roaming supers and shotguns forces you to play the style.,But I love my easy wins since no one else on both teams knows you have to collect the crest. +Photo of extremely racist Trump supporters,Look at the hatred exuding from them. +"How is that working out in Belgium, Germany, and France these days?","Not a lot of random gun violence there, which is more in line with what she said and not this nonsense Breitbart headline." +"If memory serves, his fiancee was the one who did it for him, and that stopped when the whole Zahra thing happened",of course the nazi made him blonde +"Did God invent money? Or did Satan? Money, the love of which is supposedly the root of all evil. It it Satanic or heavenly? Remember, the Book of Mormon mentions it specifically - so maybe it is of God & The One True Mall is a really a religious edifice?",Gob invented it so we can have the blessings from paying it back to him in tithing +I still dont see how galchenyuk isnt on this team.,Isn't he Russian? +"really dude? So because it's not even a month old, it's a marketing attempt? Fuck off",That's JUST what a marketing still would say! +Scalia the plot thickens,Get this shill the fuck out out out... Your karma speaks for itself CTR bitch made pussy +*Squeals like a little girl in joy* 21 gems were spent for this but I've got the sisters now,Now get the rest of the extended family +White wall what ? WHITE WALL WHAT ??,DOD YOU JUST ASSUME THE WALLS RACE +DAE hope building Laptops will expand because of 1080/1070/1060/470s on Laptops?,"No, I'm going to college for computer engineering and I don't want my major to saturate." +"We played a TvT today in our Clan, and i was a Civiliean that fleed from the Syndikat, which had no NVG.",I added English subtitles so you guys can at least understand a bit. +Got a friend of mine into Morrowind!,tell him to use the scrolls you find on the dude who falls out of the sky outside of seyda neen they're great for getting around +"This could be the best way to get the media to cover her rallies. lol. Now, every rally will be closely watched, which is good :)",4D Chess +These Couples Took Fitness to the Next Level :o,obs photoshoped +"God, he's like my 2nd fav player all time. Those passes are absolutely sick. Love the floppy hair too",Based off flair number one is Jerry West? +Be a good way to go out though. AA in a top 4 team looks a hell of a lot better than hobbling out in 2018 'cause you clung on too long.,But $$$$$$$ is good too though. +Who swims with shoes on?,"Come on, he can't swim." +This is the only interesting thing Oregon has to offer. No need to visit or move here.,"But, but, hipsters." +Pakistan's opinion of most western nations is low.,Wonder why? +I'll do my first round - * 1. Zeke * 2. Corey Coleman * 3. Will Fuller * 4. Sterling Shepard * 5. Treadwell * 6. Henry * 7. Doctson * 8. Jordan Howard * 9. Michael Thomas * 10. Tyler Boyd * 11. Kenneth Dixon * 12. Tajae Sharpe,"I love your rankings I personaly would flip flop Shepard and Will fuller, treadwell would be 11th or 12th." +Islanders Could Leave Barclays Center After 2017-18,To Quebec! +"Yea, my idea was that Jon dies early on in the gap. We hear about it secondhand, but ghost is still lurking around in the beginning of the book. Then halfway through the book Jon is revived or something. Idk.",Thats a lot of time for a body to sit there even on ice. +He has inadvertently complimented Trump's stamina by knowing he could do a four hour interview. Why doesn't he interview Hillary? Wouldn't last 10 minutes before she would glaze over. How about we offer him 10 million if he can get her to do a four hour interview?,He would just take the 10 mil and launch a bunch of softball questions at her. +Settled into college...Am I too late for Legion?,"You can easily catch up within a week gear wise, artifact power will take a little longer but it'll get there." +My Final NX Prediction,So you can use it to play IGN videos? +"TIL George Washington inoculated his troops against smallpox, reducing a 17% death rate from the disease down to 1%",Man that must've been the most autistic regiment ever. +"It is and has been accepted as a colloquialism for the USA. It isn't new, it isnt unusual.","It was just a joke, I guess I should have added" +"What pandering, corny garbage.","Not a fan of comics, I take it?" +Nobody ever talks about Danny byrd-Rave digger,"Yes, freaking Rave Digger, one of the very solid DnB album out there" +"TIL George Washington inoculated his troops against smallpox, reducing a 17% death rate from the disease down to 1%",TIL George Washington created Autism +Which 2 entire countries should have sex with one another and create a baby country?,Brazil and Canada would produce the most polite country in the world +"Not that bad at all. Black and white picture of a bunch of legs. Not even bloody, they seem to be in some sort of solution.",Possibly a final solution +"Given that nobody has any idea what the economic impact of Brexit will turn out to be, it would be pretty silly to start saying what will or won't be cut at this stage.","Yeah, after all.. who listens to experts?" +"People have been saying its going to be intrumental, but i really hope for a Master of Puppets-ish song.",There's no instrumental in this album. +"Was thinking the same, glad nothing is likely to swallow me whole haha",It would have to be gargantuan. +"I have no idea, but the link is to Jack Black on LSD.",This isn't LSD.. this PTP! +TIL to drop all chads and date Drake,"Yes, because Drake is known to be a really nice guy...." +"A large portion of my childhood was in the Pacific Northwest. My family and I would take trips to places like these and created beautiful memories. These memories are specifically important as my mother passed away and many pictures we have of her are in these types on environments. You call it a stupid rock, I call it a cherished memories of my mother before she got sick and passed away. Not only that but vandalism of national parks, historical land marks and destruction of nature in Oregon or outside of Oregon just for the fuck of it... Should and likely are punishable under laws. Jail time? Absolutely! Murder, no... But I would absolutely love to know how the would feel if their stupid property were damaged... And the people responsible were not punished. Fuck those kids and more importantly fuck their parents. Oh and fuck you too you retarded piece of shit.",I'll let you know when you matter. +"At the end of the day, unless you're not under your own power, this is religion: take the parts you like and run with them. New age Christians do this well, as perfectly illustrated above.","Throwing shade at other Christians without offering any helpful alternatives, how charming!" +"cookiezi 99.27% fc 654pp, angelsim 99.27% fc 655pp lel",Peppy Cookiezi hater confirm? +HT? I have not heard of such mod.,It's a mod to protest DT farming because DT takes no skill +"Obviously, no one will buy an unfinished-rushed game",Said everyone who bought NMS +"You're supposed to put your TBM sister and all other TBM's whose opinions you care about in your Facebook restricted group and be very careful what you choose to share as Public. They will no longer see your likes, your group memberships or anything else they do not want to see. Remember - to a TBM, image is everything. The TBMs on your friends list will NOT be informed that you have restricted them from seeing your feed. They simply won't see anything from your feed anymore except that which you share as global/public.",Or you can just say *fuck it* like I do. +"Gardener built a placebo instead of a gazebo. Party guests arriving soon, what should I do?",Separate them into a test group and a control group. +"Stop asking about the companion app no one is 100% sure, instead just follow this link to Blizzards apps on the Play store to see if it is available yet",Its up! +"If democrats wanted to win as democrats they should have put Sanders up as their candidate. But... democrats wanted to win as Clintons, so they put their Clinton up. Seriously, this election should have been a shoe in, but instead they put their shoe in their mouth.",Yes because the Sanders supporters' demographic is known for its high voter turnout/being old enough to vote... +"Duterte twits Catholic Church anew, promotes his 'Iglesia'",CONVERT NA TAYO BRAD +I believe it says: This is it. The Aether. Also known as Agartha. Don't know the rest though.,yea one of them +"Refueling back? Yeah, no thanks..","Yeah, because tyre strategy is so complex and fascinating" +its been 6 onlind games...,It is too early to say right now i agree but with the sheer amount of raw skill they have its easy to get excited about this line up and the potential they have. +FDA Is Redefining The Term 'Healthy' On Food Labels,Is this going to be like the Sweetums Bars in Parks and Rec? +Anyone else see this beauty of Jumbo in the r/hockey post of strange hockey cards?,TJ Miller is that you? +Lightning Helix- the edge is a dangerous place,and gain 3 life +"I animated Chandra, Torch of Defiance by Magali Villeneuve",Am I the only one seeing an upside down dog face in the flames coming from her hand? +"You do know these debates have moderators, whose entire job is to keep them talking about the issues, right?",They did a great job at doing that at the Republican debates +Insinuating he will change the generals of the armed forces on national TV isn't enough for you.,"Pfft, saying things on national TV is hardly proof" +"Thanks, that's a better visualization and how I got to the table originally. It was just hard to count months there accurately.",But Trump told me black unemployment was 60% and he tells it like it is! +8 Cow Woman Certification RS Activity,"Ah, how I've missed having my value as a human being equated with quantities of bovine livestock." +trolling hard or hardly trolling?,Just correcting the record +The lady said she would literally invade Iran if she were to become president. Shes a war monger but yeah continue tp believe that Trump is the big baddie.,Are you going to ignore that trump said he would blow them out the water for making rude gestures? +Humour - Things I have Learnt From Sleuthing MAM The fastest routes back to the 147....despite the fact I live in another country. How cell towers work The best (and worst) ways to burn a body The many colours (mystic teal mica) of a RAV 4. Come on guys.....I know you can add to this list,The best way to find lost keys is to frenetically shake all the furniture in the house. +I just wanna point out that OP has successfully distracted you and countless others by drawing everyone into a pointless shouting match about Bernie and successfully diverting attention from the tightening polls.,Another massive conspiracy. +"Ah you were given the rare rubber-casing incendiary. Don't worry happens to the best of us. It's a factory defect, happens only 1 out of 20 occasions.",You forgot +"Did you kill every type of Margwa, maybe? And get all other masks? Honestly, you probably have to do every mask challenge, seeing as its all masks combined.",He only had Wolf and Fury by the time achieving this mask +"Asian men least likely to ask for a raise, compared to white, black, and Hispanic men; same holds true for Asian women as compared to white, black, and Hispanic women; Asian women least likely to ask for a raise of all groups surveyed (Harvard Business Review)",This is crazy considering the fact that Asian men already make the most out of all other groups and the whole bamboo ceiling. +"I like this as it makes defending those gun batteries so much more important. Once they're gone, they're gone for good and your team loses a very valuable asset.","Yeah, nothing says fun like defending the AA's at E." +"In this case, CJ stands for Clam Jam",clit jewelry +I have him third at Sydney.,All time or current? +"Ok let me correct my self Janus has high damage, cc, high mobility and with a warlock sash is tank so he is basically strong in every department so why can Janus have that but Hades can't get 10 more base mov speed I mean the guy is barely even played simply because Raijin and Scylla exist and are much better picks",It's because Janus is a utility mage +"What do you mean by 'foreign colonies'? Would you be willing to take part in a Falklands War II, for example?",Well the UK will leave the EU so we probably would not take part in such a war +Doesn't science historically go through massive understanding changes itself every 100 years or so?,"We have such a large sample set , we can definitely apply that rule" +Prediction: CALYSTA BEVIER flashes on the screen after her sob story ends Stage is completely dark with some candles Singing starts with a quiet whimpery note Doesn't change tempo for the whole song,"Not quite candles, but very close" +An important question.,Christopher Walken +Your lack of common sense disturbs me.,^ The one person with an actual brain +i bet the special BIP announcement is that amanda is pregnant,It's actually that she got denied additional child support +"Uh, this is the wrong time to share such a sentiment. This is the third time it's been out this month and we're not even a week in.",You missed the implied +Obama Just Nominated A Muslim To Be A Federal Judge. That's A First.,"First socialized medicine, then taking our guns and now sharia law!" +Gary Johnson: I can't start wars with places if I can't find them on a map,The true alternative here folks +Ronald Shoub - (Nathan Fielder),(((Nathan Fielder))) +All you have to do is hop over the rail to bypass this door,Not if you're in a wheelchair +"DAE think there's a subtext among some RPG fans that crunchier games are for more unsophisticated gamers? ...I'm sure some fans of crunch reciprocate the same sort of condescension towards more narratively-inclined gamers, and I'm sure that times it's not even subtext, but overtly expressed on RPG forums and communities. Shamefully, I've been guilty of this attitude myself, especially when I began experimenting with systems like Dungeon World. For a long time I rolled my eyes at grognards, wondering why anyone would want a system burdened with mechanics and systems. But it recently occurred to me that for some folk, the tactical possibilities of a mechanically rich game are very much part of the fun, and that a great story and nuanced mechanics can co-exist. Also, sometimes a lack of mechanics can lead to unsatisfying play sessions - I don't want to play make-believe, careening from one wild idea to the next - I want consequences, and constraints. Mechanics and possibilities for failure really make that possible. So I want to apologize to folk who love crunchier systems. It's all good. They are just preferences in the end. One class of gamer isn't intrinsically more sophisticated to the other - difficult and intriguing choices can exist in a Pathfinder game, a Burning Wheel Game, a Dungeon World game.",#All you unsophisticated jerks playing Burning Wheel/Ars Magica/Houses of the Blooded can go die in a wheel fire +To set forth a *prima facie* case for Greatest Need you have to establish relationship by blood,well we're all related in some capacity +"Will try do all 30 teams, will be kinda hard coming up with something for teams like the sixers lol","Could use unknows, like a upside down L for 7 and something else for 6, should have used Mightyena for the wolves, maybe Pangoro or Ursaring for Grizzlies.^^PM ^^me ^^for ^^ideas ^^if ^^you ^^want" +"Or why not just let us choose like every normal card game? Why does Blizzard have to treat us like children, people play fucking MTG and are not confused by anything, wtf is the problem with letting the players pick what they discard?",Because Hearthstone is a **C**hildren **C**ards **G**ame. +"When asked What would you do for a million dollars?, most trump haters wouldn't respond with Create a successful business",But... But... he went bankrupt! +the US has not 'been in the Philippines' for some time. There's been joint exercises but the title is so deceitful,"You do know that there are multiple US military bases in the Philippines, with 5 more set to open up?" +best place to touch a guy (APART from the penis) while flirting to show you're in to the idea of sex with him/get him excited?,"i once just gave a cheers to a guy (we were having wine) and looked him in the eyes, smiled... after dinner, offered dessert, lightly said there was chocolate... he got the idea" +Relax. They're just internet points.,But it's karma. +I don't understand the downvotes.,Maybe because the username doesn't checks out +"At 9 years-old, Kona enjoying his first trip to the ocean",My grandparents have a dog named Kona :D He's from Kona Hawaii +DOWNVOTED 89%: The Trump Family That I Know - A Black Female Trump Executive Speaks,**SHE'S OBVIOUSLY AN UNCLE TOM** +The main problem with this server right now is viets. Remove them from the server and everything will be normal again.,"What, like the way EU's problem is the Poles?" +What if it's in response to a terrorist attack?,Posts about terrorist attacks get deleted by nazi mods so you can't comment on them. +This login keypad at my uni... what...,It's to confuse would-be hackers +"The only one I can think of is that people are now being born without wisdom teeth, they don't serve a purpose other than an excuse for dentists to make more money.",Unless you're getting braces which sometimes they can logically justify making money off you. +Grump fan breaks down a photo of Ross and dog and explains why it's great.,Happy birthday Chad +"She doesn't look at ingredients or anything really so her idea of investigation is putting it on and seeing if it works. Soooo you're reviewer, not an investigator...","But sometimes she finds dupes, she's totes an investigator." +Always called mine Ganonboar.,What about Gamonboar? +"What's the craziest internet scam - love, monetary, or otherwise - you've ever read about on the internet?",React World. +You want to evaluate 6.5 * 10^10791 100x100 matrices. Have you even spent ten seconds thinking about this?,"But computers are so fast, they do everything instantly, man." +yeah but rules in the side bar say no candid style photos all must be models.,"This rule was enacted a year or 2 ago, because creeps were taking girls pics off of Facebook and posting them here with captions" +"No, he should have been using laser disc.","Nah, Betamax was where it was at." +"I think if the university and research within the university is publicly funded, the patents should belong to the investors...US.",TIL US funds universities globally. +It'd be so great to see these two nations destroy each other.,yeah would be great if couple million innocent people just died +New data shows 1 in 5 Seattle businesses has nonwhite owner -- nearly all are Asian,Seattle should be happy that no fucking white males are in positions of power over employees +What is the most 2000s thing you can think of?,Hi-C +People did not feel that his sentence was fair. They are now expressing their frustration.,So how does Brock Turner go about overturning his own already-served sentence? +"It probably *is* a term of endearment. Chinese rhyming things is far from uncommon, and there is no doubt that Trudeau Junior sounds an awful lot like Little Potato to someone who speaks English and Mandarin.",Sure they do. +Trump camp tries to clarify his 'I love war' comment,I love the smell of dead American soldiers in the morning. +I'm a college graduate.,Congratulations. +"If America came from England, why is there still England?","If French came from Latin, why does Spanish still exist?" +"As an iPod Classic fan, I don't even","Isn't bingo starting soon, grandpa?" +Between I-5 and I-405 we'll get the stones before they take the exit.,now in SeaTac! +How Ana is supposed to be played,Your not supposed to play like a Widowmaker and dps and headshot? +This guy's obviously never been to East LA.,Jazz was totally invented in all of new York city and not just harlem. +The pixel has a head phone jack.,"Thank you, edited." +"I have a similar situation. During the first boss fight of the HOS DLC, I found... Wow their health was greatly increased.",Yeah.. +Shouldn't there be a MWR sub?,COD4 can have it's own sub when it's a stand alone game. +"Fuck you Donald Trump, Fuck you Ted Cruz, Mccain you're cool, fuck you Reince, im out",I would like to insert a Fuck You McCain in your place if i may. +I think that's a popular narrative but I don't see any evidence of it.,Wait your wall of text literally is evidence. +"Purge, Blitz, Charlie, Cap and pimpmuckl currently playing All passives and stats vs silencer+rubick",Proof drow aura is balanced. +Apparently hes on private property and isnt allowed there. Cant really scope it out to much.,"Ah, that makes it less retarded" +Wintertod BTS,Devalues my 269k maple logs. +ALL HAIL DEPLORABLE BOT (write deplorable and you will be added to the basket) I just found out.. IT'S a gift from KEK,delporable +I printed a poster of every pokemon sprite including formes. Try to find the 4 shinies!,"Garchomp, pikachu, Seel, Blaziken" +"So you're telling me you know better than a billion dollar company? They know what they're doing, calm your tits. If it's a big deal go over to windows phones",Yeah they were so right in claiming the stylus was dead too! +"The first thing libertarians do to approach this is *completely ignore the fact that there are at least two other epinephrine auto-injectors on the market, the Adrenaclick, and a generic version of Adrenaclick*. Both are cheaper than the EpiPen. Furthermore, libertarians will also ignore the fact that you can get a whole vial of epinephrine for $10 and some syringes and still be fine. Then, libertarians will decide that, since the crux of their argument is that government is responsible for everything bad, the fact that something bad has happened means it must be the government's fault, completing the logical circle.","Good luck drawing and administering the correct dosage of epinephrine using a syringe to someone you care about (or, even better, yourself) while they are in anaphylactic shock..." +I'm glad I made you laugh :) It's hard to make people laugh over internet anymore. You don't have to be a great singer to judge someone's singing.,"And obviously once one person who isn't a great singer judges another person singing, nobody can feel differently about the performance." +My church is starting a new sermon series.,I will pray for you +Messin' around with Fire Rate,"This is modded I assume, not some crazy skill spec I'm unaware of?" +Nightingale armor because i think it looks really sexy. Although i really like playing with expensive clothes such as emperor's robes for roleplay. (enchanted ofc),Only real nords wear *guilded bracers*. +What is the scariest film that doesn't resort to cheap jump scares?,Conjuring +"This is why I have a hard time jumping on the make everything wireless wagon. If I can just plug something in with little trouble and not have to worry at all about charging or spotty connections, then I'll take wired over wireless any day of the week.",Thats why I only have a wired land-line phone and desktop computer +Or a low-quality wood that can only be used for fuel but not for building.,you might call that 'kindling' +It usually does.,Do you have any idea of what might make it not work? +"Big Brother US18 - Episode Discussion - September 07 2016 It's Wednesday night which usually means Power of Veto time. What the competition was, who won and how the veto was played will all likely be covered. If there's a replacement nominee, we'll likely see who it is. What do you think will happen?","Nicole, this is the killer instinct I love to see in a player." +Her hair is so floofy!,"It's *their*, you cis shitlord." +"Anyone that would consider sitting Antonio Brown deserves to lose at fantasy football. I am not at all sold on Norman to begin with, but even if I was you don't sit Antonio Brown.",Whats wrong with Josh Norman +i guess the black panthers never existed...,"they let white people in, haven't you seen Forrest Gump?" +Hi. Half Cherokee here. American Indian is fine with most of us.,"Yes but how do Indians feel about that, nobody ever asks them." +Mafia 3 this is my kinda' list NSFW,Horrible picture 0/10 +"IAmVerySmart YouTube Commenter claims that he made Minecraft in 1998, and someone stole his code.",My dad works for Minecraft and he said I made it +"Those movies fucking suck. Well unless you are a dumb teen who also thought The Twilight movies where good. We've all been stupid teens, don't worry about it. Most of us grow out of it!","The first one was actually pretty watchable, mostly for the introduction to the universe of the book." +"Escuderia Telmex Force India Carlos Slim Mexican Force Racing Formula 1 Team, drop mic.",Forgot the Mercedes at the end +"Mekanism has muffler upgrades at least. Also RotaryCraft, but it allows placing wool blocks around machines to soften it.",I'm pretty sure IC2 has a config option for machine sound. +"Oh, i didn't even notice. Well either way don't do what op is doing","Right, gotcha!" +People are pissed off that he chews it and call him immature and cocky for it.,Yes- people who consider him arrogant because he chews his mouthguard are the reasonable types of people whose opinions we should be taking seriously +Why not go to Mexico? Are you racist?,"Mexico's not a race, bro." +Why would you delete the link,"Because the owner of the game copy-locked the game file for a reason and his game doesn't need to be floating around the internet, although it probably already is." +Did you mean to rank them all 1?,"They're just all so good, it was hard to pick a favorite!" +Let's go for a run with the iPhone7,Presumably you'll post another one of these when Samsung Galaxy Ear Gear Edge Pro Buds come out next week? +Don't you worry. Removing the jack from any other Apple device is just their next logical step.,It's revolutionary +"When translated from German, it said Seal shadows seal shadows In german it was Caulk (something) caulk (something)",SHADOWS CONFIRMED IN 2008 LEAKED GAMEPLAY TUTORIAL +"Your map is not useless, OP, the number of terrestial borders of any particular state has very significant geopolitical implications. It's one of the reasons why the US is in such an exceptional position: a continental mass, yet only bordered by two states.",And soon will just one border. +Germania,Ahhh come tutti gli arabi e i migranti. +I wish I was a fly on the wall back when the balance conversation about [[Poisoned Blade]] was going on in team 5. Would have been interesting to see!,Something something it helps make Malkorok less OP something something +"Sure, gently is key. My response was more to say just because you have oil pressure, doesnt mean go romp on it.","But if I redline it, the engine will warm up faster!" +"Why pay for the new cars, when you can pick them up for free.","So you can avoid getting bounties, of course!" +You will also notice that on your HP and hits. I'm 820 but in PvP I'm way stronger.,Yeah those 2% extra stats make you way stronger +"Dear Android pay, I don't live in London, so I'll never need to skip the que at a underground station.",I thought there was only London in Britain +"Look, it's a baby boy. Lets cut off a part of his penis!",TIL Americans are the only people who circumcise their children. +"I have a bunch of reasons and have had this argument many times (specifically with black woman who say I hate my own race). But for the most part, I just don't find myself being attracted to many black women. Very few and far between. They have to be mixed to catch my eye. Besides that, I've spent most of my life taking care of my sister. Because of that, black women just give me that sister vibe which I feel gross if I do anything with them. I've tried dating my own kind a couple of times but I seriously regretted it after. So, they have to be diluted.",TRAITOR! +This is what hurt me the most as a person that mained a paladin about the way that Tirion gets handled in Broken Shore scenario... It felt like a very anticlimactic send off to one of the most powerful characters in the game because of the amazing feats he had done in the past... It also felt kind of lame because he wasn't like a faction leader like Voljin or Wrynn he was more of a class leader being done in.,But he was old +What is Aleppo? Libertarian Candidate Gary Johnson Stumped by Syria Question,Glad to see reddit caring about the issues that really matter. +Ragtime- Make them Hear You gets me every time.,Till We Reach That Day for me! +Diego Sanchez brawls with Clay Guida to open their fight,Damn i miss coke head Sanchez +Is this for a server?,Everyday use. +"Don't forget Guardians, you paid for RoI so play it however you want You want to grind and be max light on day 1? Go for it. You want to take it slow and savor each story mission? Make it happen. Or maybe you want to buy the game and never play it at all - who the hell cares? Too many posts on here are either telling everyone how they should grind on day 1 or mocking people who do it. Do whatever the hell you want - it's your game and nobody else should define your enjoyment for you.",Don't tell me what to do +"Went to dentist to take a look at a wobbly implant. Did not go as expected. So I just finished my implants (Three molars) about two months ago. My upper right implant was moving quite a bit, but I trusted that they were checked correctly and perhaps it would 'settle' as it were. So today, after finally realizing that the implant wriggling around so much wasn't normal, I went to go get it tightened. My dentist said it was probably the screw, and grabbed the tooth with his fingers to see how much it was moving. All of sudden, I feel him pulling on it and I'm about to tell him that it hurts and all of a sudden I feel something very deeply moving in my jaw and a VERY intense pain. He half-gasps and says I'm so sorry. as I feel blood gushing into my mouth. The assistant starts scrambling to use the suction that she (Understandably) didn't have readied and I wide eyed look over to see the entire implant, abutment and crown in his hand. Apparently, he tells me the implant had failed and he has no idea what happened, as all my xrays showed it had bonded perfectly to my jawbone. I'm very very concerned about how the implant was removed (Pulled straight out with his hands). Could this cause any damage to my jawbone?","As they say, you should floss more next time." +honda civic,I'm talking about a PC wheel not a car :) +He didn't just die. He was murdered. Because of stupid people.,Yes so let's all celebrate him by becoming stupid people +Yeah that's a pretty critical observation: a dogmatic conditional on charity and humanitarianism.,But religions don't pick and choose their statements to give an out when cornered. +I want to know what BLM TO has to say about this.,"About how white society has brainwashed and forced a black man to join the police force and, under pressure from his white coworkers, targeted this poor black man who was simply trying to go about his day?" +Money ftw. What an awesome society we live in.,"Ya, what a terrible world to live in." +"It's insane how old Bosteels is. Hopefully this only means good things, like more Tripel Karmeliet for me here in the US. AB wouldn't dare mess with such historical recipes...","AB InBev control rarely, if ever, means good things." +"you know who will go down. Not saying his name because i dont want to jinx anyone, I dont wish it by any means i just think age is going to catch up",He who must not be named +"And popular NY rappers now are Flatbush, ASAP Mob, and Joey Badass. Pretty lyrical modern rappers.","How did you forget the king of NY, Kendrick Lamar?" +My sister was born,Something something glass something something her. +Yeah but with that you can say that you have the best and it's objective. Claiming you are the longest running club there is an exact answer as to who that would be.,Time is relative. +Finland Vs Sweden Game thread ? It's starting in less than 30 min now,You can almost tell how the players aren't taking it seriously +UNDERWORLD 5 : BLOOD WARS Movie Official Trailer (2017) Full HD - Kate Beckinsale,I like the 5 second trailer for the trailer at the start... +people like you are scum,"Oh yeah, holding people accountable for their actions.. what a scumbag" +Why is California Looking to Drain Ancient Water When a Simpler Solution is on Our Plates?,Don't try to distract us from the real culprit... Your dam hippie almond milk! +"Where is ~Waldo~ Ken Kratz? It's been 13 days since Zellner filed her motions on August 26th to stay the appeal and request new testing of the evidence. We've had a few minor motions submitted to the court as well and now Michael Griesbach's new book about the TH murder has been launched to counter the lies spread by MAM. And yet not a peep out of KK. It is so unlike him to be silent with all these developments going on. When BD's conviction was overturned, KK was falling all over himself to get his opinion out via media. So now all we have from KK is silence. Not to look a gift horse in the mouth, but what has changed to silence KK who has always seem to exhibit diarrhea of the mouth on all thinks related to SA conviction and TH murder? Could it be he has finally been rendered speechless? I can only hope.",He's working tirelessly on his book. +"But if I do that, how will I be let down? I need reasons to drink",Temper your expectations by drinking. +"I've noticed that most U.S. citizens are not taking the time to experience what the candidates have to say, that most people are simply relying on the main-stream media, like Google News, Washington Post, etcetera, to say in fact what the narrative is and isn't.",As if those two snakes ever said an honest word in their lives. +Next you are going to tell me that when someone answers 'how are you' with Not too bad means they are actually doing good and Not too good means they are actually doing bad.,I could care less what you think. +Because every time there's an unexpected explosion we now make a movie about it.,The lawyers would have you believe they should have seen this coming. +Also became very popular due to opera,That web browser is everywhere! +Mail Call,Did you get a buzzz? +A lot of Bo1 EEs did. How could you not remember this?,Maybe he didnt do Bo1 ees? +"What do you wear for competitive no-gi? What do you guys find is most comfortable/competitive for you guys? Do you tend to wear long spats or shorts, rash guards with long or short sleeves, ect.? Side question just because I've heard lots of my gym friends say different answers, but do you guys normally wear a cup as well?","Short sleeve compression shirt & fight shorts, same as when I train." +curious how durable it is when someone punches the floor or a wall,Let us know how long it takes to break yours. +"Nah, he made a horrible decision the resulted in the death of thousands of American lives and also brought us the TSA and Patriot act that came after.","Yea, shame on Clinton for not knowing what was going to happen in the future." +Just make it Legal already like they did in Colorado or Washington. We have harder shit to worry about here. Like heroin and meth.,But don't you realize that marijuana is a gateway drug to heroin and meth? +"Are you being willfully obtuse? The person you replied to was not questioning the FBI investigation related to clinton, they were questioning the way any investigation into clinton gets heavily publicized against long standing FBI policy, but the investigations related to Trump are kept quiet per policy.",The person was attempting to belittle matters involving the Clinton inquiry. +"School story about Zombies In the locker room at gym, this kid yelled at this other kid to Get out of my Revelations house and then they started talking about DLC 4 and talking about the Easter egg. I would never expect a conversation like that to happen out of no where, it made me laugh my ass off.","because this happened, and then they starting saying Monty quotes!" +But they have great healthcare!,They're also oppressed by the evil American empire and it's blockade! +"I'm a black guy who has lived in the south all his life (almost 30 years). Can confirm that southern hospitality outshines racism. 99.99999% of the racism I see comes from people on the internet. Mostly liberals who see non-white people as children or lesser beings that don't know any better or something. From what I can tell the most racist people are the ones that only live around and are exposed to people that look like them. People who interact with and live around other people over a period of time come to understand assholes come in all colors. The black people who hate white people are the black people who live in the projects and know nothing about the world outside their bubble. Same with anyone who lives in a bubble. Also, a lot of black people are racist towards other black people because [insert chris rock bit]. Also there's colorism. Muhammad Ali was the worst offender of this. He constantly talked about how dark skinned black people look like gorillas and monkeys and he wanted to show white people that not all black people were dark and ugly but some were light and pretty. So there's a little bonus useless bit of information and the reason a lot of people don't like Muhammad Ali and didn't pretend to like him when he got that condition and when he died. He could be be real jerk a lot of the time.",I'm a black guy :0 downvote +"Flynn was also fired by Obama as the fucking DNI head for god's sake, because Flynn wanted a very aggressive anti-Islam policy in the ME.",He's just a bigot +Easiest way to save $159,Now we know why they are taking the 3.5 jack away...... +"It is fucking shameful that this is even a contest, let alone that Trump made it this far. Clinton is a flawed politician, but at least ahe is capable. Trump would create worldwide financial and political havoc.","Naw, we'll just take everyone's oil and that will pay for it all" +TIFU by telling a girl her yoga pants were see-through,Op must be unattractive to her that's why the reaction right? diff --git a/chunk55.csv b/chunk55.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..81ceb74ba09f873e5fb534a5d998eac4dcba4f1a --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk55.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1668 @@ +Input,Output +Was roaming my friends list when BAM. TRIGGERED,I can give you 7-8 reasons why I like this emblem. +Start not popping out kids like a high school kid pops zits if you cannot afford to feed them without needing assistance.,But isn't that how you get free money? +10.99 plus tax. You must be joking.,Y'all just jealous you didn't think of it first. +CNN in 1984 propaganda mode,Neither did crooked so what is the problem? +Does jimbothy make Easter egg videos?,I thought he always made EE videos +"surf_eon, new map by Sense, surfed by me! :^)","sweet map, from the video it looks like 50 sec normal run and like 46 wr?" +"Something about us Muslims being subversives and big bad meanies in disguise, most probably.","You're right, them killing, enslaving, persecuting and forcefully converting Christians from Islam's outset all the way to the 21st century is just one big lie" +"Moving to Tacoma - Does it really smell? Hi all - my husband and I are moving to the greater Seattle area in about a month, and we're looking at living in Tacoma. I heard from a friend there's a paper mill there and have since found out about the Aroma of Tacoma. Is this really an issue?","Dude, we fucking reek here." +"PSA: For crying out loud, don't block the intersection! With the Liberty Bridge closed, traffic in and around downtown is extra heavy at rush hour, to say the least. It doesn't help if you add to this madness by gridlocking the city's arteries. In just the past few minutes, I've seen a half dozen important intersections completely blocked because of selfish drivers who can't wait for the next light and think they'll somehow be better off if they could just be 15 feet further along than they are. It is not OK to impede traffic because you have someplace to be. We all have someplace to be. Don't be that driver.","I have to drive through downtown to get home, and I was thinking this exact same thing while I had to sit through three cycles of a light because of this exact problem." +Was this a screen shot he posted somewhere? It's weird that it's still in his notes,Ya Its on twitter +PS4s aren't region locked are they?,"I don't know about the BR discs, but I'd guess they are, but the downloadable games are definitely region locked, read a thread recently that shows how to work around it (a bit complex, but doable)." +"I mean... if there's one job where you're going to sleep at work, a mattress warehouse sounds pretty ideal.","Hotel is better, they have maids." +"Farming simulator came out a full year before this game did, and has more players than a game less than a month old. So in this case, yes. There are people who bought fucking *farming simulator* a year ago that are still playing it. People who bought NMS a month ago are abandoning it in droves. Again, *people are still playing fucking farming simulator* There is *more to do on a simulated farm than there is in a game that supposedly has 18 quintillion planets and anything is possible.*",They can't endure the existential dread of insignificance. +Fair enough. I am very sure the event will sell out on paper.,Welcome back! +So....Trevor isn't very good. :/,".33 release time, the dude is trash!" +What about when the corporations buy and sell politicians?,Don't blame corporations for buying politicians to allow them to be bought! +"i can almost 100% assure you its got somethin to do with transphobia. Actually, I can almost 100% assure you it's got something to do with your vagina.",that's sexist! +Chinese immigrant sitting next to me says LOL.,"Look, already disrupting the narrative and damaging social cohesion..." +"KB having a great game, he's so much fun to watch. It's so nice having our receivers be a strength on offense rather than a weakness.",It's so weird I love it +"Plus the racism. Plus calling the guy a faggot, so she's a bigot, too. On top of that, just a classic piece of shit who feels both entitled and simultaneously oppressed, if that's even possible. Wonder how many other kids she's collecting checks for to pay the lease on that shitty Camaro, which she clearly cares about more than her kids.",Don't you know that blacks can't be racist? +M/25/5'11 I just wanted to show how this subreddit has helped me get motivated. 3 years appart. Thanks guys,Dude went straight from Josh to Drake +The chinese words say victorious tree.,uhm... I love Maokai but damn... it's a sad choice comparing him with other picks +Weeeee cominnnn,His name was Omar +"Humans have destroyed a tenth of Earth's wilderness in 25 years, study shows",Top of the food chain bitches! +There's Nothing Shredder Can't Shred.mp4 - YouTube,This is what I imagine an escalator would do to me if I ever got my shoe stuck +3 fucking helmet hits on Cam and the one that gets flagged doesn't even matter.,He threw it two yards short of out of bounds while running for his life from some fucking headhunters so it's all good +If only,Maybe in a couple years A couple hundred years +"I'm just tryin' to get sprong over here. Seriously though, it would be nice to see a sniper on Geno's wing. No one has played well with 71 since Neal.",Yeah Rust was pretty bad with Malkin in the playoffs +Yeah but it was 50 yards lets not pretend it was a gimme.,Well if he claims a 60 in Denver feels like a 50 everywhere else then shouldn't this 50 be more like a 40? +"The most advance camera yet, your eye.",High resolution but it can only see in 30 fps +Is anyone on this sub actually thinking about voting against legalization? Didn't think so...,"A vote for Hillary Clinton is a vote against legalization... so, maybe?" +Because it wastes money for no benefit,"'no benefit' Yeah, not having alcoholics/felons/drug addicts working in nuclear plants is no benefit at all" +Some have found canisters to collect all that autism and literally weaponize it,"Oh no, the website format itself is autism" +and gimme back the ability to get achievements just because I have some texture mods without having to use more mods to get achievements. It's already too late to hunt down every magazine and bobble head again.,B.But how will we know yoor cheeves r legit? +"So wait, are they saying that heaps of people are willfully putting themselves in poverty/not working so that they can live off the measly sum of money the receive for 'free' from the Government? Geez, it's almost like there is a job crisis going on now and even people who are well qualified are still looking for work and failing to obtain jobs.","Yeah, living on a pittance and doing nothing is totes more rewarding than having a net worth pasf 5 digits and some financial mobility." +"Getting screwed on pricing in Australia again!! So I'm looking at a new guitar, it's for sale in Melbourne stores anywhere from $3600-$4000. So, I start the savings plan, coins in the box, sell everything I have around home. I'm still way off. Anywho, I randomly check the Andertons website based out of the UK. The exact same guitar works out to be approximately $2600 including shipping to Australia and import tax. That a difference of $1000 at the very least. It's just bullshit. When all I want to do it go to my local store, support them and take the guitar back there for years to come. It's convenient and if there is ever a warranty issue it's easier. But man, I'm taking the $1000 saving every time. Stores in Australia must be losing business for this exact scenario all the time. How can it possibly be cheaper to buy a guitar from a country on the other side of the world and ship it to my house than for the Aussie Disty to provide them locally. Sorry for the rant, this just really annoys me.",But but what about the brick and mortar stores! +Yeah probably wouldn't happen..but never say never!,but... but.. what about courage? +"Great Helmsman or ruinous dictator? China remembers Mao, 40 years after death","When you see the size of the *30% wrong*, the *70% right* is truly gigantic." +Yes but it was also released on xbox one .....,Shhh don't stop the crazy theories... +Over 40% of today's total XP gained was in firemaking,Just testing my new bot +"My human hunter was able to get the Horde's version of the MoP starting quest back in MoP, just by flying into Orgrimmar and clicking the board.","On a related note, for some reason as a horde character I got a quest to save the Exodar" +Never knew I wanted BJ and Paak together until now,BJ is on Anderson's song The Waters on Malibu +Other countries don't allow the sale of guns at quite the American level?,Officially +What the hell is wrong with her... What is she even thinking?,"I know, she is so weird." +It's literally a day old...,"No, Ocean Man has been a meme for a long, long time." +"Games are taking too long. Networks need to change their ad structure. Football should do advertising more like soccer. Obviously soccer games have no natural breaks except halftime, so commercials aren't an option. Soccer games usually have a sponsor (like Heineken for Champions League games) that get a big chunk of ad time before, at half, and after the game. If kickoff is scheduled for noon, start the game at 12:15 and give Ford/Budweiser/Verizon/whoever a solid 8-10 minutes of ad time before kickoff. Then, only go to commercial after touchdowns during the game. Networks could charge a premium to be the game sponsor and still get ad revenue from other companies after TDs. Could shave off 30-45 minutes per game without sacrificing money. Who has a better idea?",The clock should run during kickoffs +I'm an aspiring broadcaster. This is funny. And I like that she spoke in rhyme.,It's rhythm can be synched to Stronger Than You. +"Can we scrap raids and re-poll Sailing? Obviously some people in this community want raids but don't want any high tier rewards, thus making it completely useless and ruining dev time. Why not use it on something like sailing that got 74% in the polls ?","Great idea, let's just throw away 6+ months of development because people didn't want the armor sets the way they were presented." +What is your favorite movie that was based on a Stephen King book? My favorite is the original Carrie movie.,"Not a movie but definitely under the dome, specially the last season." +BaylorFans would burn Waco to the Ground. And nothing of importance would be lost...,"Jokes on you, where would you stop on your way to Dallas" +Dicks out for harambe. Not sure if its a saying but I'm real tired of it.,Play CSGO for a day that will help. +dupreeh ace,cmon dupreeh let Tyloo win pls +"(Song) 90s/ probably 00s pop/ alt song with male singer. Pretty sure it goes like baby baby baby baby (in decending pitch) I don't mind ( I think they're the words). Then it goes baby baby baby baby a few times in ascending pitch. Could also be maybe and not baby. The baby part is in a kind of jumpy tone. Haha sorry this is possibly the worst description, but if anyone gets it I'll owe you big time.",Bright lights by matchbox 20? +My Character Design professor just shared this photo in Facebook. He's pretty pissed of the lack of creativity of his student...,Nah it's ok guys he put an earring on the forehead so it's original. +What type of position are you actually looking for? Please don't say pentesting.,What you mean a CompSci degree with zero experience isn't enough to be a pentester? +"True, but it's not like decks drastically change to where they are absolutely unplayable unless they get banned like splinter twin. Jund has evolved some with grim flayer, dredge has evolved with amalgam, Jeskai evolved with Nahiri and Emrakul. We're not talking about decks where you're losing your entire investment. We're talking sometimes an upgrade of $20-$100 to make the deck a bit more relevant and better prepared for the meta. People just don't want to change their decks, but change is where modern is heading.",Not to mention that a lot of the staples in twin are shared with UWR Nahiri. +Ctrl + shift + backspace to get back to last edited line in PHPStorm (or any other intellij IDE),Ctrl + Alt + Left/Right to navigate through your previous cursor positions. +I was being sarcastic. Im canadian i know how the inuit got robbed of their nomadic lifestyle. I was merely making a point that context matters. Glass house and all that. The US is in no position to lecture about human rights when theyre government is guilty of a shit ton of atrocities.,You should probably edit your op to add +I don't think you realize how massive the debt is.,We should just have the Girl Scouts have a cookie drive +A different approach to gift packaging,Needs less framerate. +What's Bruma?,bruh.. +How about just remove quick match and these threads will disappear.,"We could also remove you from Reddit, then your posts will disappear." +Control meta wouldn't be a good thing.,"Of course it would, everyone wants 20 minute grind fests each game." +"Ok so I'm assuming you are referring to some liberal arts degree or arts degree? If so I'm going to need you to stop watching any scripted TV show, going to any museum or asking help from any librarian. You also need to review every author you ever read to see if they went to college or not for writing.","No artist has ever contributed to television, music, movies, video games, architecture, city planning, or business marketing either." +All offenses have been loving the bears defense since they mistakenly fired Lovie.,I-L-L +This made me realize that Kakyoin had that painting power in that episode but he never used it again,Emerald Splash was a much more interesting power anyway. +"Entertaining my 17 year old brother My 17 year old brother is visiting from Hawaii. This is his first time on the mainland & I want him to leave thinking with good memories...what are some must do's that a 17 year old will enjoy? I'm taking him to shoot our gun, he's already really surprised at how open people are here about owning guns etc. any other good ideas? Will be taking him to the river walk & to get some BBQ & tex-mex & sea world. Any other ideas?",Hmm depending on weather Guadalupe state park might be nice +Wait. People actually thought that that was an actual fix....,"Yup, 100% thought that on Tuesday a patch would be out where everyone had lego bricks for heads." +Marshall is also super duper wishy washy,"I mean, he's literally bipolar" +Professor of UW assaulted in Warsaw. Because he was speaking German,Thanks Brexit +Who is going to pay for it?,It's free didn't you read the title? +its rumor because her title is Fist of the Shadow. Her passive is called Twin Disciplines and her ult Shadow Dance. And because there used to be bug where if zed killed someone solo in death recap Akali would be as assisted minion even if no Akali was in game,Last one just sounds like your average spaghetti tbh +Are plants and trees really alive?,"If they can die, I would assume yes." +The bougiest of beat em ups!,It's clearly booziest. +Woman marries daughter after the two 'hit it off',Gay marriage won't lead to incest marriage +What's your favourite anime quote?,"Pikachu, I choose you!" +"For which game(s) do you disagree with the consensus on optimal player count? I was just thinking about how we call 4 player the optimal player count for boardgaming, but as a euro gamer I actually think 3 player might be the optimal player count for a game night for me. So then I began to think: what specific games have a often quoted consensus on optimal count, that you disagree with? Mine would be **Seasons**. 2 player is by far the most recommended player count. It's a game that is entirely just 2 kinds of drafting and card comboing; neither of which is a mechanic that works best at low player counts (loses options and tension). The card draft you only see two hands, the dice draft you only get 3 dice, and you only have 18 cards to start which isn't nearly enough to make interesting combos. I love 3 player, am willing to play 4, and dislike 2 player Seasons. So what about you?","**Dominion, Roll for the Galaxy**, and **Splendor** all work best 3 player" +PFF writer: Matt Paradis had one of the highest graded games I've ever analyzed for a Center. Wasn't losing blocks,But our o-line sucks! +Who's your Waifu;),Rick Harrison +Tall and slim. Based on a discredited system breaking down the world into three body types.,Next you'll be telling me that phrenology isn't really true too +"They'd probably say something like heavy metals, preservatives, artificial colorings.","If I can't pronounce or spell it or it has some chemically-sounding name, it's toxic." +"This mod isn't compatible with Mac, right?",Right. +"Well, I wasn't actually riding on Amtrak, just over there and snapped a photo.",Is the first responders train still there? +Nah,"I know, they're not even killshots!" +"Reminds me of how YuGiOh handles its bans where some cards are banned outright, while others are limited to 1 or 2.",I thought Konami only banned archetypes +Girl spits beer to a guy after he mentions violence against man,Everyone in this video looks like they need a wash. +When the boss walks up behind you while you are looking at a nsfw post.,Ya that's always happening at my real job while i WORK. +You'll probably live longer for eating a diabetic diet. Sounds like a good deal.,"Gotta fit in those diabetic diet cheat days, to give your islets some stress" +Hate to be that guy. But I don't get it.,Its a trendy bar sign with a CAT on it HAHAHAHAHAHAHA +You do realise that Bungie are moving towards current gen only right? Asking if they care is redundant when the only logical next step is to upgrade from a console that is over 10 years old.,"Yeah, they should stop supporting the game that we paid for, that they came out with last September and updated five months ago!" +Your tactics confuse me.,I feel sorry for you. +PGT: Canada vs. Team USA,"But guys, even though this was a great game of hockey, full of emotion and pride on both sides, how much money was made from the ads in this money grab tournament money money money." +I believe Ben gave the Baltimore police department a grant last year.,no suprise that a shithead rapist is also a bootlicking scum +Poll: Economic outlook best in 9 years,But it feeeeeeels worse. +"Forensic Structural Engineer Dr. Leroy Hulsey presents the findings and conclusion of his $300,000 Finite Modeling study: On a scale of 1 to 100, what is the possibility that WTC 7 could have collapsed simply because of fires? Dr. Hulsey replied Zero",Thankfully we finally have the YouTube video to settle the controversy! +Are you fucking kidding? Punk is about being against the establishment. This is far from it.,"Yeah, she's not conforming to Punk enough!" +So it's like a crypto-facist version of Comintern?,Pretty much. +"Yeah that's not what I'm understanding either. How are the cops supposed to know that he isn't the one in such a hectic situation? If someone yells to stop a guy during a shooting, one would think they were the ones shooting. I really see nothing that indicates discrimination here and I think it's pretty weak of him to use it as an excuse.","He's black, they should just let him do whatever he wants so as not to cause claims of racism." +"From my understanding, the crocodile will only react when something touches the inside of his mouth. So so long as he stops his hand from hitting the croc's mouth in the way out, the crocodile won't react.","I think it reacts to being touched around the rim of its mouth (where its lips would be if they had any), not the inside of the mouth - hence why they are able to do this" +The judge who asked an alleged rape victim why she 'couldn't keep her knees together' might lose his job,Political correctness is ruinning this country +Dude you probably should of notified the FBI that,yes those horrible estonian terrorists +"Canada, if it were a ship, is taking on water. Our best times are truly behind us. Get used to a worsened quality of life thanks to our globalist politicians and a populace who is essentially hypnotized by them.",Yes blame the evil globalist Jews +"I wish we were able to select our minion names, I miss Zignar, Makmon, and Zhaazum from my horde warlock :<","If you go to the class/demon trainer, you can request to summon another demon, with a different name, for a price..." +It still baffles my mind that people still pay for music through Apple/Tidal/Whatever other way people buy music.,Yeah why would anyone support the artists they like? +?,oh i forgot the +do you mean bones? boom?,Bones vs Boom Salty Suite incoming +USA swelters through hottest summer nights in 121 years | No state saw a cooler-than-average season.,"Dammit, China, stop trying to make it look like global warming exists!" +"I'm not a CEO, made about 1900 a week",Oh yeah well I made 2000 a week as a fuckboy parade chaplain. +i would still prefer to have wildcards in my group,"So,anyone in Pool 3 ?" +That is a shitload of words you just wrote to justify why you need a gun. Here's a quick rebuttal: you don't.,"Well gee, with a compelling argument like that I don't see how anyone could possibly disagree with you." +#9 Tennessee at #8 Texas A&M,Good stop defense +"actually, I love immobile adcs, so easy to kill :) i just hate jinx when im not playing rengar or zed",You sound fun +"Ranger!Gerik is better than Hero!Gerik in LTC. Seems pretty awesome. This was Eirika route, right?","I mean, Gerik does not have enough CON to wield Axes." +Who exactly are they gonna beat? They can't even win their region against G2 and u expect them to take games from 3 teams that are better than G2.,"TSM couldn't even beat P1 who isn't even at Worlds, how do you expect them to get out of groups vs teams that are better than P1?" +It's good that she is big enough to admit it. Now if only her supporters could be the same!,"I can't believe they are defending her, I am embarassed for them Good move, the right move by Hillary." +You're probably a shitlord who wants fire-persons to be strong enough to carry an average adult out of a burning house.,You forgot your +Clae x Sneakerness Bradley - Black,triple black stan smith +"Reported for trolling. Bernouts, please read the rules. Also, its not nice to spread establishment propaganda like that. You sound like CTR.",I care what you think! +Still didn't get it.. what does agess mean? I googled but no result.,Yes +Swiss swore Eternal neutrality after they lost to French in 1515.,The French always seem to kick our ass... :-/ +Does anyone actually believe this horrible theory? I shouldn't even have to say it. ~~Sans Is Ness~~,sans is obviously vriska +Prolonged Potions VS Old War Potions,Only relevant for feral druids* +I bet they mention pornography and masturbation. Just a guess.,Don't forget the family destroying gays! +"Back in feudal Japan, there was a legendary katana maker by the name of Mataki MyShinori. He created thousands of katanas used by many famous samurais (ex. Janaki Nahgiski). Fast forward to present day, I now own one of these masterful swords. I would never even think of selling it, so I can see why he would like to keep this epic piece of art (and sometimes weapon).",you forgot the +A burglar is in your house. What do you hope he steals?,My heart <3 +Bring it on!,You would probably have a better chance of getting laid if you transplanted that beard hair onto that balding scalp of yours. +The real Quica looks even scarier than how he was portrayed.,.....Pfft I could probably take him +Hermilda just took the place as the biggest villain in the series.,How can anyone who loves Jesus be evil? +Montana State v. Bryant - Game Notes,The bobcats are good. +"I wouldn't worry about being deported, he's going to need people to build that wall.","No no no, Trump is going to deport him and then force him to build the wall since Mexico will be building the wall" +And her videos? And Candids from cons?,Damn... she's good! +Amazing TRIPLE Domino Spiral!,How long to re-sort the colours after? +Like is he mad that you get to fuck people other than your wife and he doesn't? I don't understand what his insecurity revolves around. Looks like he humiliated himself in front of his wife though and not in a remotely sexy way.,Clearly all of us are dirty heathens that are going to hell. +"uh, cognitive right?",You'r illiterate moran +"Why does the Twilight Garrison still not change with shader? We got class items to change with shader, why does the Twilight not change too?? It's easily my favorite Titan exotic, but it's so unbearably ugly. Seriously Bungie, can you make this happen once RoI drops? At the very least maybe you could change the color of it so that it can actually look half decent with more shaders.",Idk I kind of like skating around looking like a pack of newports +Groundbreaking new study of the global Internet suggests many governments around the world systematically deny Internet access to ethnic groups that politically oppose them.,Good thing ICANN is going to end up in the hands of the UN! +Only took them 10 years....,The technology is here now! +The wisdom of comrade Spongebob.,Um... did you just doubt the Invisible Hand and its Way? +this coming from Vox,facts are facts +Do not catch GRIMER,No issues with Grimer on my Android. +"Buying these huge Diesel trucks, usually just for commuting.",How else am I supposed to haul air around? +Little column a little column b,"I don't understand, which column am I?" +They ALREADY have the right to vote - as individuals. This is just giving them two votes.,"If you live in Penrith, but you spend the vast majority of your waking hours in the City of Sydney, then I think it's perfectly reasonable and democratic to vote, for the City of Sydney." +"Or by people who just see anything negative with the word Apple in it and yell HAW HAW YAS, FUCK APPLE whilst mashing the upvote button.",Nice try Apple Marketing Department +Hey Reddit! I need your critique on some theme ideas I've been thinking of (6 images) - Which should I focus on first?,bring back blistering sands tile +"I just did Withered on EU ~20 min ago, with no issues. Maybe US only?",But the US is the only server! +How is that? Because 4% think Rone is the best champ? Just over half think hes a good one? Seems pretty reasonable to me.,he's not hated enough +Impact wouldve been the perfect team for this loud mouth,"Nah, he's going to pick up Boze and Silly." +I can't wait for something like this to happen during the debates,Her campaign said her health was perfect so we have nothing to worry about. +Isn't oral herpes just cold sores?,I think it's the other way around- cold sores are oral herpes. +Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism is just another form of fascism!,"Wow they made the means of communication public, must be fascism!" +I don't understand why she doesn't just man up and take the punishment. It's not like they'd send her to general population.,"Hmmmm.... President of the United States.... / ......Prison...... President of the United States.... / ......Prison...... Yeah, I can't figure it out either." +"Why isn't this a thing already? It should have been a building in My Castle, and if you enter it, you can see the gravestones and sometimes, the husband/wife/parents/kids of the deceased will visit the grave. This would be so much better than the bath house feature.","Nah, let's add more ecchi Anime garbage instead." +"Is this not a media firestorm? Not defending the asshole, but come on, dude's been eviscerated by the media, and rightfully so.",Not nearly enough compared to Clinton. +"700 kids, dressed identically, singing in unison outside secret religious superstructure",Nobody knew the end was coming... +I hate your flair. And your bad vibes,You're really spreading some good vibes.. +I bought 10 DT07-EN082 at 8 dollars a piece while you were busy writing this comment. You're gonna lose out on a lot in this world with an attitude like that.,"Wow, I lost out on 10 pieces of overpriced cardboard... I'm going to kill myself now as my life has no meaning anymore..." +Anyone having issues with ESPN fantasy? Im having issues with both the app and website. Not letting me see my teams. Anyone else?,ESPN went down harder than Hillary at a 9/11 ceremony. +"Seems like a pretty crappy rule. I know, rules are rules, but come on. If someone is changing the title so that it means something different or become some kind of click bait, ok. But making a mistake like spacing, or spelling, or whatever? Come on.",I must have dropped this: +Anyone else we should cut,"Lets cut Ferguson, didn't hear his name called all day, he's old and we over paid for him last year..." +"Genuinely curious, why draft another qb if we haven't played hack or petty?","Because drafting a QB every year in the 1st or 2nd round works, look at Cleveland." +"This sub could use some more fanart. Basically title. I think this sub could use some more fanart, I know we have some talented artists. Now I'm saying go overboard like some subreddits, for example r/Pokemon is drowned in art almost 24/7 But destiny has enough unique things to it that many artists could do all kinds of things with.",But there would be less room for salty crucible posts or people complaining about balances +Clutch Shooting Last 3 Seasons (forgive the crappy graph),But where is Kobe the only super clutch player in all of history? +More like r/politics: let's all put the same story up that'll make our sub great again for sure...,Time for a megathread! +As a European visiting the U.S. this machine blew my mind,"It makes you press water twice, don't be too impressed." +Lady Gaga almost made a huge mistake,.....or candy +"TIL Paul Newman made his own food brand just to let all the income go to charity. He also build a camp for seriously ill children. To this day, Newman's Own has donated over 250 million dollars to thousands of charities around the world.",Linked video is just great +Tales of Berseria Collector's Edition (EU Edition) - Pre-Order Live on Amazon Germany - Ships Global,Does this version have English voices/text? +I think we are about 3 days away from Donald Trump claiming that Hillary died and was replaced by a replicant.,I mean obviously was +You can't say this dude! PewdiePie IS GOD. He is SO funny and he makes AWESOME videos! How dare you say anything bad about him,"Here, you dropped something:" +"Colts vs Lions Game Thread Luck is back, boys! Get out your hard hats and pork tendies. Today the Dark Horses drink the blood of a lion.",my hands hurt now. +My build,What a fucking mess +When people say the Colts wouldn't have made the playoffs with Luck last year I'm gonna show them this,"Nah, don't you know temporary football retardation is a very real affliction that Luck suffered from last year?" +Whats your 10/10 Album?,Pink Floyd: The Wall +^^^I ^^^liked ^^^the ^^^song,DIE +It was inexplicably taken out because the dev team didn't feel enough people used it.,"But for 99 cent per play, they'll totally bring it back as DLC" +Final Fantasy XV will be playable at #EGX2016!,"Oh, yes, I should definitely play it there so I can make my mind as to whether or not I should buy it..." +"15 yard penalty for celebrating, 10 yard penalty for tripping. makes sense.",yes but it was CHOREOGRAPHED celebrating +cardinals suck ass,"Yeah, after 3 quarters in their first game they sure look bad." +"Ahh...Medieval Times, when people actually worked for money And more LWG gold!",Medieval governments weren't corrupt at all. +He's been poor. Think we need a run with martial or rashford up top,'Think we need a run with martial or rashford up top' Or Martial *and* Rashford up top. +When your horse decides passing the horse in front is more important than watching where she puts her feet...,One of my all time favorite movies! +This is no ordinary candidate. It's HER turn dammit!,the strong female figure we want to be the poster child referenced for all women to come. +so how old are you again? Twelfth?,"Thirteenth, iirc" +"You gotta keep in mind the percentage of the population of dogs they represent. For example: A lot of people use as an argument that german shepherds bite more people every year then pittbulls, what they fail to mention is that german shepherds are the second most popular breed of dog just behind the labrador retriever. They're also one of the most used breed as for guarding. The issue with pitt bulls are not provoked attacks but unprovoked attacks.","speaking of guard dogs, any reason why pitbulls are not used by secuirty firms, law enforcement or military?" +"I just look left and right and go, haven't been hurt so far.",That's a sissy move +I love the NFL. Thought of this while watching the Pats game. Nothing but respect for NFL players. Dial it back a bit,I think he was just joking +Will Clinton's Fall Be Defining Image Of Campaign?,Hillary's 9/11 +"Favorite Sleepycast segment? This has probably been asked a million times but I decided yesterday that my favorite conversation from the podcast was the one at the end of little skatey about Cory's movie starring shit on a stick, so I wondering about everyone else's favorites",Voice mails with Jesus +ITAP of 1985 in 2016.,Needs a vintage instagram filter +Why are the All Blacks so damn good? I've always been curious. Is it just they're naturally frigging good at the game? Are they tactically better? Does the Haka have any actual bearing on it? I know that the sport is very much ingrained into the culture but surely that's because of how fucking good the team is? I'm interested to hear people's thoughts.,Constant and unrepentant cheating at all times by all players. +She literally just had 3 in a row. 538 addressed this recently.,Its a shame she avoided it for 270 days when she was healthy +Anti-Defamation League Declares Pepe the Frog a Hate Symbol,Harambe is next +That's some impressive pathing...,"I'm more impressed it made the jump, That big guy can move." +Happy Thanksgiving Canada,My birthday was this weekend so we do Thanksgiving and my birthday in one day so this is very accurate . +Im putting this here because I think not enough people are aware of this jump on Anubis,Now everyone will shoot me right in the face when im standing up there with mccree enjoying my ults while the enemy team is searching for the high noon :( +I have put the kronorium on the podium and the eggs haven't spawned anywhere,Only one spawns at a time I belive; scout the entire map. +"Preorder the collector's edition, before any reviews come out, because its gonna be a good game.","Here sir, you dropped this:" +Genji's death room,Genji ult pls nerf. +Sweet dreams (F),"I'm a sucker for hair like yours, hot damn." +Thank you for not using that lousy acronym IANAL. Some redditors are so lazy they can't type out a few extra words.,What does IANAL mean? +"My husband is freaking out because our daughters gave our son a makeover. He thinks this makes our son gay I know how ridiculous this sounds, but I am hoping you can help me out with this. I honestly have had enough of his tantrum he is falling My children are actually really close to each other, they all seem head over heels with their little brother because all my husband and I would hear if how they wanted a brother. They all make a big fuss over him and for the most part our family has never had any major differences. Drama or anything, our kids get along together wonderfully They fight but they normally sort it out amongst themselves quickly. Point being they are pretty friendly with each other and so on. The weather has been pretty bad in Melbourne (Aus) and my son has caught a cold and is stuck inside. My oldest daughter was visiting from her apartment and their brother was complaining that it was raining and cold because he wanted to go outside and play. Our daughters had the idea to give their brother a makeover, so they put makeup on him. They all thought it was hilarious and my husband did not say anything at the time but apparently he died inside when he saw our son with make up on. He went on this rant and rav about how our son is gay now and how they are corrupting his mind to like make up. Next they will put him in a dress. He is a nervous wreck and I am over his attitude. Is there anything I can do? tl;dr: Husband is freaking out because daughters gave son a makeover",Today I learned all gay people wear makeup. +"Anong magandang WiFi name para sa isang college dorm, yung Filipino-specific naman? Meron na kaming Marcos Pa Rin Mga Ulol at NARIRINIG KITANG NAGJAJAKOL",The classic virus.exe *ang clever clever nila nohh* +"Staten Island, NYC voter registration more than doubles",Looks like everyone's excited to vote for Hillary! +"If this is New Glenn, I really wonder what they have up their sleeve for New Armstrong.",Imagine what New Musk will look like +Have you ever tried to find an animal in Australia that isn't lethal? The rarity drives the price up,"Platypuses aren't lethal, their poison cause only agony for a year and all you need to stop the pain is to cut a nerve." +They'll claim Assad has no legitimacy yada yada and that we can continue our endless proxy war without actually declaring war yada yada.,"Well he has WMD, Obama can follow Bush example and invade the country." +The fuck were you thinking Jagex? This update makes me vomit.,Great constructive criticism 10/10 +he is wearing cargo shorts with a dress shirt. he is oblivious to more than just her flirting technique.,She is watching the game over his head so....I don't think she gives a shit. +In other words go spend money if you want him. Leave him to the wild if you want to save money.,Wow what quality advice by a guy named auschwitzgangbang +"Are you feeling optimistic about the Nintendo NX? I have always been a Nintendo fan but have been bummed about the lack of games over the past few years (mainly Metroid... and Federation Force does not count!). I know Nintendo focuses so much on handhelds because they are more popular in Japan, which has slowed down their console production in the past. So I am optimistic about the NX because their resources will no longer be split between handhelds and consoles! I am just curious where other people stand on this.","I hope at release they change the name to the New WiiU, just so people don't get confused by a sudden shift away from their naming system." +How can our punches be real if our fists aren't real?,Because it still kinda hurts Even if your brain is lying. +He's a classy guy. It's a shame how the media has demonized and lied about him,"Hahahahaha.... From she is disgusting and doesn't have the mental or physical stamina.. to meh, hope she doesn't die Yeah... Sooooo classy." +"Company going public! Cash or cashless option to exercise? After putting in many years of hard work at a successful company, my family member's company is going public. She stands to make a good deal of money off off of her stock options but is currently faced with the question of whether to take the cash or cashless options to exercise. She's asked me for my opinion, and I told her she should talk to a financial planner who can really help her, but I'm curious what the community thinks. Is there anyone here who's experienced with stock options and can give an opinion? Here is a basic summary: Cash buy option: Outlay a significant amount of cash to exercise all options. Get to keep all options but have to pay for them and pay resulting tax bill (would require taking out a mortgage against a currently paid-off condo). Cashless option: give up ~30% of options to be able to exercise the rest without having to outlay any initial cash for exercise price and taxes. It seems to me that option one is basically higher risk/higher reward and the right answer will be something that only time will tell. Let's say you believe there will be a positive outlook for the company. What would you do? Would you take the risk or would you mitigate by going cashless?",What matters is more-so the company the reason for the IPO and whether they believe in the company. +sony is definitely failing as a mobile division because of shitty icons,"Like apple,their phone is designed so everyone can use it, no wonder they are failing" +Here we go. Mou loses first game and is already singling out players and blaming refs.,The amount of egg you've got on your face is astounding +"Decided to hit it with a bit of Blue Wash and heightened the contrast. Not my work, but it is very well done. I mean no disrespect to the original creator.",Who is the original creator? +Meh. Be nice. They are 4-11 vs Utah since Lavell retired.,Only according to the scoreboard. +"Losing bet. Unless you are betting on Trum,p, there is no way the electorate will stand for it. It's bad enough its getting obvious to more people they are a phony way to exclude other parties....","The electorate will stand for it as long as the media is in her pocket and elections are using Diebold voting machines, while she has a bunch of Diebold executives in her cabinet." +"Holy shit dude, you thought of everything",Except the 4 GB mandatory update... +That's so much to process in one sentence...,I'm still trying to process hipster bars +1/10 shitpost,yeah you're right it was pretty shitty +Part time food service employees do not get paid sick time and are often threatened with loss of employment if they call out sick. This is fucked up on a human level but even more so on a practical level... they handle your food. This is how illnesses are spread so quickly.,Tbf most of the people they're serving probably aren't all that healthy to begin with. +250 Tottenham fans going to Moscow for CSKA game tomorrow night. Official advice: don't wear Spurs shirts outside ground.,Moscow sounds lovely this time of year. +"No godless man may sit the Seastone Chair. Wait, wrong sub...",The Salt Throne you mean! +Legit check on my newly bought box logo,Hope you didnt pay yet g thats a fake +When your M8 becomes a laser for the three piece killcam in S&D.,This is what happens when you don't miss shots with an M8 +"Wow, the ban-paranoia is at an all-time high. Funny that there have been a grand total of three bans since my becoming a mod. One was a temporary ban. Another was a bot. And the remaining one wasn't even instigated or carried out by me. I think you all should collectively relax a little.","You have also threatened to ban at least one person, probably others." +"In the spirit of non-political posts, I want to share a neighborhood mapping project I'm working on for fun.",wow we got a mac fan boy here I bet youre getting the new iphone too +Dude the outrage is over these things: 1. My $300 headphones that aren't mediocre earbuds are no longer compatible. 2. My car aux port doesn't work. Unless I use an adapter which prevents me from charging the phone at the same time. Who doesn't want to charge their phone in their car.,Just buy a new car with a USB port. +You hear this guys? Apparently it's totally legal to make and sell ids. Who knew?,The government does it so it must be +"You're supposed to PM me your submissions, not post them to the subreddit",POPPY I WISH I WISH I wish that I could be like the cool kids +Hillary Clinton's free college plan sounds a whole lot like Bernie Sanders',"And she will totally follow through with it, not just saying it for the Bernie voters!" +"Then the cardinal rule of fire mage: never cast Pyroblast or Flamestrike. Mostly true, if you get the Legendary item that has a chance to make your next non-instant Pyro do 300% more damage after consuming a Hot Streak, you should probably cast non-instant pyros after Hot Streak XD","Nah, not worth." +Found a big Allen wrench in my lab,It's a little more than just 'big' +"You mean like Tifa, Lara, Ahri, Rogue, Cammy, and Harley Quinn to name a few.",Cammy and Harley Quinn aren't overplayed +Instead Obama gave them a job.,"If only we had elected a Republican, this wouldn't have happened!" +It's IN the VM records. Period. Exhibit 372. Page 2. Halfway down the page.,Not sure if the snippy was necessary but thank you for your reply. +Other than the ref I don't think he actually really did anything. Most of the shit policies came from other cabinet members and he just went along for the ride.,Just like a true leader should! +And yet somehow the article tries to blame the act of swinging rather than his personal insecurities.,"Well if she just hadn't engaged, it would have been fine." +"It's the same as any game that you buy from a store. If you buy a game and the standard policy is 30 days, it's still 30 days even if you didn't play the game or open the packaging. If it's past 30 days and you didn't play the game, that is entirely your own fault. It is not 30 days of play time, it's 30 days AFTER the purchase. After that trade the game for a lesser value or sell it yourself online for more.","Not just games, 30 Days RMA is pretty much standard for anything you buy, even online." +And sleeping with desperate men she meets on Craigslist,"How dare you force it to conform to your gender stereotypes, you sexist pig!" +"This just in, humans need to breathe to survive. More at 11.",Sun rises in the east.Trump vindicated by rigorous fact checking +GTX 970 Claim Question So I put in the claim for the $30 yesterday. Does anyone know an approximate date for when I should get it?,3.5-4 months +I don't get along with women and have a lot of arguments with them.,I wonder why. +"Aren't major, minor and chromatic scales all European inventions?",No We've been told they're European inventions but the whiteys just stole it from the blacks +Right up there with tinted headlights...,"I'd rather not be able to find my way in the dark to my destination, than to get there and not look cool when I arrive." +"I mean seriously, the Clintons had 30 people murdered?","Yeah, it was way more than that." +"University of California hires India-based IT outsourcer, lays off tech workers",Good less techies in the city! +Why did your friendship with your best friend end? Why aren't you two friends anymore?,"Well, she died." +"I mean, is that all really necessary? Besides the housing moving down a bit, did it really affect anything?",OCD you know...? +Get a tattoo with Em7 G Dsus4 A7sus4 in fancy letters,Wonderwall? +Men hate stories with female protagonists,"Yeah man, I fucking haaaaaaated the Ender series where strong, interesting female protagonists were essential to the plot affecting the entirety of human civilization." +The return of feudalism...,thank god the the citizens have been disarmed... +"Yep. Makes you wonder how badly they think the spouse would need to fuck up for divorce to be warranted. If your spouse stabs you 168 times, is it okay to divorce then? Or do you still need to think about the good, nonstabby times?",BUT THE NONSTABBY TIMES OUTWEIGH THE STABBY TIMES +Not yet. This is the first. Planning on getting the remastered version next week,Should play the first 3 first. +Because content drout LOOLOL,"Yeah, because the writer of these stories is the one guy working on the new map, similar to the guy that design gemstore weapons, he should be programming new events" +Scott clarifies that steam is only fir official games,"Well geez, I'm glad I know this now." +The best thing about this post is that the Clinton foundation paid reddit to inflate the upvotes and get it to the front page.,Genius insight no +Just a Hillary impersonator in a Pepe costume,her campaign is imploding I don't even know what's going on +"WINNER, we have pmed you.",Thank you! +inb4 250k masterrace comments,? +"We truly are spoiled this election. Obama vs Romney was soooo boring, I just wanted it to end. Now we have actual political parties having serious discussions about frog memes. This is amazing. We won't see another election like this again.","No they will just get crazier as all these twitch watchers and kids playing mine craft get older... And us older generation from the NES Era will be in control and we can screw them with high tuitions, no jobs, ect who cares since we'll have our parents inheritance" +Trump Fans Are Now Saying That Hillary Clinton Was Replaced With A Body Double,You can hear I am a body-double if you play her speeches backward. +A few dollars more - the price of a paycheck,Well unfortunately all unemployed and underemployed are either lazy or druggies. +"Sega calls out Nintendo, encourages fans to keep making Sonic content","Sega can't make a halfway decent Sonic game, so why not let fans do it for free?" +"Pogba cost United too much, study finds",But a fan graphic on instagram claims United got back his transfer fee in shirt sales... +What exactly is the difference between being an earnest Nazi and being really committed to pretending to be a Nazi?,The lulz. +"That guy's great at epitomizing what's so infuriating about trying to convince people that we need more cycling infrastructure. To him, negotiating is other people doing what he wants.","I understand his issue tho, having to actually look, or stop to make a right hand turn would grind the city to a halt." +ah right my bad!,But Frodo and Harry are +"Sconfiggiamo l'ISIS, e poi?",E poi possiamo tornare a inquinare il pianeta e a sfruttare il terzo mondo in santa pace per almeno 10 anni... +The double standard that the internet was the same thing 8 years ago that it is today? Or the double standard that we continue to expect Hillary Clinton to be even marginally better than a GOP president that the left abhors? How is it that her supporters are so comfortable holding her to NO standard?,"Oh I'm sorry, I can see how the way I wrote, the double standard we see in the press, would confuse someone as to what double standard I was talking about." +"Gee, if Germany is a failed state, then I'm living in a goddamn wasteland.",Sorry that you had to learn it this way. +Barry proposes land deal for Gulch-SoBro pedestrian bridge,Glad to see Barry carrying on Dean's tradition of catering to the downtown core and dumping large amounts of cash on projects that are great for tourists and that look good on postcards. +#METAL GEAR!?,Lalelulelo +Any basis for your statement?,"The one time FSU was in the playoffs Oregon crushed them, so that means every time they play in the playoffs they will get steamrolled therefore they don't deserve to be in it." +So proud to be Canadian with our separate laws and courts for two different subsets or classes of people based on race. I could not be more proud to be judged on the colour of my skin and be treated different by my own government.,Progress! +"Like, literally the exact same version of this comment is all over this thread. All posted right after the article was put up. All upvoted to the top.",CTR AMIRITE? +"Its not backwards. Why are you focusing on something you are not good at or do not like. Ideally, you should go in to a career in a field you like. Learn everything you can about that field. I am Indian with a similar upbringing and it's bullshit. You think those Indians have lives other than studying? They dont enjoy themselves because they think life is the same struggle it was while living in the village.",What if you're not good at life? +Sucks that we can't edit player height and weight. Puljujarvi is listed as 6'2 and 179 lbs. Undersized by 2 inches and 25 pounds.,sucks that players don't grow in weight or height still +"Are you a horse, gorilla or cape buffalo? Yeah, that's what I thought.",Um I actually identify as a horse. +"It was things like this that give me rose colored glasses for WoW. I remember when you used to be able to climb your way to the top of Iron Forge, find unfinished assets and be able to jump through a hole which would cause you to fall underground all the way to STV. Sort of the wild west of WoW I suppose and it was up to those with enough curiosity to find all the bloopers if you will.","I didn't even play very long, considering its lifespan (I played for 2 years consistently, another year on and off after that), but it's definitely these kinds of events and happenings that make you want to keep coming back for more." +"Is it literally impossible for the media to every actually talk about policy in this election? it's an endless series of gotchas, gaffes, and sideshows. A good president who understands the issues and how government works but dies mid-term is still better than someone who advances terrible policies for 4 years.",Anything that can't be expressed in 140 characters or less isn't worth knowing. +This is racist somehow I'm working on it.,French Princess Belle gets her new african imports to entertain her with their traditional dance. +It created plastic shavings in the weed. That's not good.,But bro think about the killer headrush that'll give you +there is no chinese translation for face?,They all look same so they dont really have an idea what a face is... +"He honestly wasn't that bad pre patch, his gadget like twitches was underwhelming, but he was a good operator. Now his p90 is just ridiculous, now I just have to go back to rook since poeple race me to doc.","Rook, Poor mans Doc" +"Many unions have rules like that. The IBEW local at my power plant has a rule like that, so I have to be cautious because if I get a guy to tell me that he knows someone else screwed up I could either get both in trouble, or infringe on some union rights even if it's not formal fact finding. So when something is screwed up by one of my operators that needs immediate attention I need to make sure I get the info on what happened without asking who did it or how it happened.",That sounds like an efficient way to go about your job. +"The northern hemisphere contains significantly more land (approximately 68% of the total) than the southern hemisphere. Land fluctuates in temperature much more than water, so the global surface temperature average is higher when the northern hemisphere is warmer.",Wouldn't Australia just fix that? +Kek,Bur +"I wouldn't really say vaccines are drugs, they're literally just an inactive form of the virus that gets injected into you so your body can learn how to fight it.",But... But... Muh mercury! +You also have this stain on the menu?,"Ew whats that, give your monitor a wipe." +"I don't disagree that Lee is a great player. Obviously the best on our defense. But he won't be an all pro and he won't make the pro bowl. So how can you call him an all star? Just saying. When factoring in the best LBs in this league you have to take into consideration durability. And Lee doesn't have durability. He's a great coverage LB, can play multiple positions in the LB group, is a great team player and locker room presence. But he isn't top 20 anymore. Nothing matters if you can't stay on the field.",You do know he made the Pro Bowl last year... +Dude... I thought I wanted alpha boost bad..,i don't actually have $900 i just want his lame ass to stop saying no. +"Eh, I like Iggy's lane clear more, Absolutely love Belica when attacking the core though. Free mana plz.",So your saying the best part of playing her is where necessary you get free mana at the end of game +still a fetus,BANNED +A significant amount of thte drugs cross the border through check points in vehicles or in mules.,"Also, drug runners and smugglers know about boats Yeah, build a wall, that'll stop 'em, sure thing." +"Mellow out, Mephistopheles","Cool it, Jezebel" +Who gets a $96 direct deposit? Like... bruh.,It happens +The FDA was a tremendous mistake. It needs to be completely abolished.,I think you dropped this: +"Okay so Hillary stated that she will increase the taxes for the wealthy and raise the minimum wage, could someone explain to me how this will incentivize these same people to hire more workers, as she claims to make 10 million job openings?","If you fire 10 million people, then you've made openings for 10 million jobs." +"Wait, did you actually buy that ludicrous GOP press release? That's incredible.",He purchased two. +No I'm not? I know people will disagree with me. It's the fact that people are being downvoted simply because they are saying why they are voting for Burr. It's a common theme in every political thread on this sub. If you're not against Republicans you get downvoted and personally attacked.,Funny how y'all scream about 'freedom of speech' when it comes to what Trump has said and what other conservative candidates have said... But let someone question something you've written? +Why I hate New Zealand: A story about rugby culture,"I'll just go and visit Stuff for quality, unbiased and well-written articles." +Imagine if you could say...add an SD card.,Have the courage to not be able to add an SD card +"It just makes economic sense, because of the gender pay gap.",That's why gay male couples have it so good! +Found the guy who's never done mixing. Imagining trying to do this with anything other than modern equipment makes me shudder.,Sure it's easy - just make it be like you want and you're done! +You're the hero this post needed. I'm going to go verify this is the right video. I may have to watch it a couple times to be sure.,I'm on a plane.. I'm going in +"Happy Song *Oh my fucking God, are we still doing this* *I want one legendary, not eternal bliss* *Five SMC's I've bought up to this date* *But my legendary seems to still be fucking late* *Purchased, of course, because earning is too easy* *But giving my friend 3 isn't too sleazy* *At least we get to mute the fucking emotes* *Only because of your money loss, not our total votes* *Seems like legendary arena ain't worth my time* *Because my overall luck in this game is fucking divine* *Seeing a leggy in the shop is a weary hope* *Because the game will be like Fuck you. Nope.* *You think that I'm losing matches and getting rekt* *Is that why the guy 100 trophies under counters my deck?* *A match I'm set to lose, even with my best* *41 trophies lost, you know the rest..* *But hey, a new update, ain't that grand?* *Question: Why are you acting like this is some grand plan?* *Higher chance of legendaries is what they say* *Forgotten the creator of the game you play?* *More leggys = higher chance, okay?* *Wont get it, but I'll be matched against it every day* *Course, my friends will all get it within a week* *I'm playing rigged matches while my tears leak* *You may think I'm being fucking cynical* *But my motherfuckin rage is at the pinnacle.* *I don't know why I gave this game a single buck* *Fuck this motherfucking shit, Fuck, __Fuck, FUCK!__*",Meanwhile at supercell: Lol XD noob +I thought we learned it's a bad idea to reject psychos from art school,"Probably not worth it, but civilization did advance a little bit to be quite honest with new tech and stuff..." +The Incredibles.,Incredible movie. +WBUR Poll: Clinton Is Trouncing Trump In Mass.,I'm waiting with anticipation for the polling results from California and DC. +"I think a lot depends on how the questions are asked... Blacks ARE more criminal than white if you look at incarceration rates or violent crime rates, for example... Per capita they are much more criminal (and violent for that matter.. less than 10% of the population commits over 50% of the violent crime). Is the question asking just who is more criminal or is it asking if it is genetic? Because if it's asking who is more criminal (who commits more crime) then knowing that the answer is black people according to FBI stats isn't racist. You can argue why that is.. is it because of racist laws or racist policing in general? That's a case you can make.. but just knowing the stats as they are isn't racist.",Facts are racist. +"Does anyone else love the new loading symbol on PS4 update 4.00? I would love it to come to Vita in an update Instead of the spinning circles, four random x o triangle and square buttons pop up every couple seconds. hopefully sony will make that in a new vita update. trying to find a gif of it in action",I just hope they can add in some stability ffs! +"I'm fake and my cat is fake. So, here is a non filtered photo of my cat and I's eyes.",Pretty dope photoshop skills. +Tekong!,"Free ferry, free food, free clothing, free PT, free money... it's a pretty good deal, isn't it?" +Turkey,*remove remove* +Twitter fail So we failed the Twitter campaign huh? From memory that's the first campaign we didn't get full rewards for. Ouch.,I thought people said all marketing campaigns will be hit by bots and we should never need to do anything or worry? +"Danganronpa was pretty much unknown outside of Japan when it released in 2010, it only showed up on the radar of Western fans when Oneronen did his LP on the Somethingawful forums. By that time, it was obviously already spoiled, and Chihiro's CV (Koki Miyata, a man, which is almost unheard of for a female character) was already known. I assume if they ever wanted to pull off this kind of twist again, they would use a female voice actor whether or not the character was MtF or FtM, because there's no perceived problem with a woman voicing a young male character either way.","Uh, a girl voices Bandai, and he's not a girl" +Come a long way: Steve vs Elspeth,Well that's what you get from upgrading hand spear to harpoon gun. +Ugly lightning bolt and thermometer images. Jeez,Ugh so clear and descriptive in any language. +"TIL Katy Perry's parents wouldn't let her eat Lucky Charms as a child, because the word luck was considered satanic.","the 80's and 90's Christian scene, can't understand it, ban it." +Isn't writing good music itself a way to incite people to stream your music continuously? Seems like it doesn't really matter why they're listening to me.,"But, but... it will mean Spotify paying out more money if people stream it when they would not be listening; you can't have a company paying all that money out... sureeeeeeely" +So basically I can't sprint? Interesting,"Yeah, that's a better idea :D" +"I, for one, am entirely satisfied this matter is resolved, thanks to a letter from her lawyer that took 3 weeks to write and comes with no supporting documentation.",Totally +"Dabo clip He says one of the ways we need to fix the country is with tolerance of others and then immediately after says if you dont like it to leave, smh","I, for one, am shocked that a man of his faith would be intolerant of others." +My cat likes to have a cocktail whenever I have a drink (she meows until she gets it) and she'll only drink out of this festive glass,Sure OP...the cat will only drink from a yuppy martini glass... +But again - do you have any proof for that statement?,"It feels true, so it must be true." +You're braver than i am,Still runs cooler than a reference 290x amirite +I' like to ask you about minecraft- Nope,i would like to see Minecraft e-Sport +it's spelled you're... -_______-,It spelled yuor +"#B1G New Mexico at **Rutgers** - Rutgers seemed to get something clicking in the second half against Howard I think they keep that rolling. Temple at **Penn State** - Penn State nearly came back last week. Hopefully their offense can continue to look promising. They probably end up having fewer than 10 sacks against them in this game this year. North Dakota State at **Iowa** - The Bison haven't looked as dominant this season as they did last season. I think Iowa wins this one and wins fairly easily. Georgia State at **Wisconsin** - Not even a question here though I'm going to predict Georgia State scores first to give Wisconsin fans something to think about until the Wisconsin offense has their first possession. Colorado at Michigan - I refuse to pick a game that includes my main team. Oregon at **Nebraska** - I don't trust that Oregon is quite as good as their ranking and I think Nebraska is better than their current no ranking shows. High scoring shootout that goes the way of Nebraska because of home field advantage. **Western Michigan** at Illinois - Western continues their roll over B1G teams from Illinois this season. Lovie Smith needs a little more time to have Illinois back to the Juice Williams days. Maryland at **UCF** - After watching UCF last weekend I think they're a much improved team over last season. UCF not only out hits Maryland but they also outscore them. Ohio State at **Oklahoma** - Ohio State hits a stumbling block in their first real challenge of the season. Oklahoma is determined not to let a second marquee non-conference game go in the loss column. Michigan State at **Notre Dame** - Notre Dame stacks the box all game to stop LJ Scott and force O'Connor to beat Notre Dame through the air. O'Connor, unfortunately for State, shows that he's still a bit of a work in progress as he continues to struggle looking to a second read. DeShone Kizer meanwhile torches an MSU secondary that doesn't look too much improved over last season. **Duke** at Northwestern - Northwestern continues to bring the overall quality of B1G football down as much as they bring the overall quality of B1G academics up. ___ #Ranked games Florida state at **Louisville** - Louisville starts fast and stays fast. FSU starts out slow and just can't keep up. **Alabama** at Ole Miss - I picked Ole Miss in the Pick 'em because I want those #chaos points but I just don't see Saban losing to the same team three years in a row.",There goes sacrificial goat number 7 +New Guccifer2.0 Leak: DNC Committee Chair ACKNOWLEDGES That They Created ISIS!!,"No, CNN said there is nothing to see here." +A friend told me that KAT would probably top out as a Kelly Olynyk-type big.,Yeah thats such a stupid argument Kelly Olynky is way better than KAT +Baggins Left v12,"Damn, that might legitimately be V3 in my gym!" +TRUMP OVERTAKES CLINTON IN NEVADA | 44 - 42!!,BUT NATE SILVER SAYS! +Except those jobs weren't lost to American companies shifting jobs overseas.,Yeah the steel industry didn't shift to China nope not at all +I hear Reddit's got a thing for big tools,it's not about the size it's how you use it +"While Hillary is fundraising, collapsing, and just overall embarrassing herself Bernie has been protesting controversial pipelines, campaigning for various politicians, and fighting for the American people. Way to fuck up the primaries, Democrats.","Yes, the dems are the only people that fucked up this election" +Should we tell him?,Forgot to add the +This shit is so fake,"Yes that fire is photo shopped, I can see by pixels Edit -" +Damn when will kap ever win a championship,Hmm I don't think Kap Loony or Octane have won an event ever tho +Straight broscience right here.,Because eating calorie-rich food that is also a good source of vitamins is ridiculous. +Surely the Bow gave it away?,Runes of creation anyone? +Or Farrell lol,The guy who won the WS right away? +Gold's gym ad,OMG this is fat shaming...... +That was the worst loss we had since that Thanksgiving game @ Detroit. Ugh.,"Ummm, NFC Championship against the Seahawks?" +Isn't that what the Tips app does?,i thought it was for calculating gratuity at restaurants +One Piece easter egg is World of Warcraft.,Who knew an easter egg could be the whole game! +why? subscribers are from all over the world,"Reddit is an American company so only NA gets it, duh" +"Will the piracy on vita stop its future development? I keep wondering about that I mean the vita was already neglected by sony for a long time, but I think piracy is the last nail.","Wait, it hasnt stopped already?" +E,V +Please. In the UK even good old fashioned facesitting is illegal. Frigid Brits can hardly be held as some sort of golden standard.,there will be an uprising the day they make bumpaddle magazine illegal +"No, I'm saying humans can't define human rights. If they could, they'd also be able to take them away.",So you're admitting that what you did earlier by stating what rights are is actually wrong by your own admission just now? +"does no one else get turned off by fake boobs and/or fake boob scars? (if that is a fake boob scar, which i think it is). End of rant, continue fapping.","No, dude, you're the *only* person out of 7 billion people turned off by fake tits." +Let's just reanimate Jack Layton and elect NDP.,He'd have my vote. +"Florida Man steals police car, and is unsure of whether he has committed a crime",Surely the man can't be expected to memorize EVERY law in the world... +"What's your point? comes from a video of two players arguing poorly in chat, which led to this sentence and some more hilariously dumb excuses. It's also notable for getting ran to the ground faster than Kayle-Can-Do-It by hordes of memespouters trying to imitate the original annoying jackass and succeeding brilliantly.",Kayle literally doesn't do anything. +"Then stop by the IRC more often, you duck-hugging triceratops!",I'm here you beautiful creature... Just not writing recently. +Don't think that's supposed to be there...,Bondo? +Wow man. Is that Andre? Looks a lot like Andre,Maybe we'll be following him. +"shhhh, just lay low, dont give them any ideas",Whoever is in goal for the oilers. +Proof matchmaking is completely broken: It matched my sorry ass against EricS and a bunch of pub stompers,"that's not important, compared to the MvM patch we got!" +"Well since I'm a CLG fan, I'll just do my own take on this. 90% CLG doesn't make it out of groups. 50% CLG drops a game to a wild-card team. 10% CLG makes it out of groups",think you found the wrong thread buddy :] +"**If this is satire, please make it more obvious. You're misleading a lot of people.** I've removed the post because of it. Buuuut, You had some potential here to be another 100+ upvote fluff post! Basically a bad click-bait right now.",Just felt like having some fun :) +Time to start driving a manual transmission.,That'll stop her from driving over him until she moves out of the US! +Why was this not hyped more? This is amazing! I only played a bit of worlds but I'm blown away. This is the biggest thing to happen to gaming since the console.,Because you would not have believed it until you tried it. +So basically.. the solution would be to seize the means of production and eliminate the market so that food may be rationed properly.,That worked so well everywhere it was tried. +"Why are you assholes returning shoes that you've worn? Seriously, grow up. Either you can afford shit, or you save up.",Somebody didn't read more than 10 words of this post +"also they don't leave jungle at 6 to get duels and gank, gotta get that 30 min blink + deso.","Nah man, it's all about that Midas-Blink-No Boots at 20 minutes build" +"Yeah, it was unfufilling. So I became a soldier. Then an engineer.",So what you're saying is you can know share that wealth you burgeoise capitalist pig +That's actually a really helpful analogy that I think helps to reconcile things in my mind. Thanks!,Please issue a !Delta if you have changed your mind in the slightest. +"When presenting the league office with 23 different plays, Dave Caldwell was told 16 of them contained a missed call (possibly unreliable source)","Oh boy, this thread is going to be fun." +Since when did the dab ever look cool?,When white people started dabbing then you know it's not cool anymore. +Still...12 years? People get larger sentences for possession,War on Drugs duh +Is there video he pointed the gun or are we just blindly believing police statements now?,He probably carries a laser-sighted BB gun around at all times just to frame black people with! +Song Name?,edurad - mrotsdnas +"To be fair, I don't think it's any secret that Obama is black.",Source? +"Honestly, I think they just forgot to focus group the speech beforehand.",Problem is that you had to donate $5k to the Hillary Victory Fund to be in the focus group. +Online studies?,"With a sample size of 6, who clearly represent the general population" +I present you...Buck Skywalker,"Damn, that FAL and Skeleton Key really look awesome on Frost!" +"Funny thing though, if this idiot didn't identify himself ***ON CAMERA*** as an employee of the City, then his job wouldn't be at risk at all!",Like he said he was recording for his own protection and wanted to make the officier insta-famous. +What is the best season premiere or finale in television history?,Dexter series finale +Iron Man.,King of the Ironborn +Where I live in PGH there is always a surge price so I stopped using. it. A ride to shadyside last weekend was 10$ minimum! It is like 4 miles.,Try getting a cab next time +"Not if, when.","Yeah they will definitely cram it down oculus owners throat, definitely." +iPhone 7 Series is Faster is Than Any MacBook Air Ever Made,"Yeah, but what about the headphone jack?" +The first pro I was impressed with was alex ich. He slaughtered other mid laners. But the player I learned the most about the game was wingsofdeathx. His stream was and probably is so good for beginner. You really can learn a lot from him.,yea you can learn to overextend and flame your jungler. +"so far no regrets, those tentacles are a bit on the slow side",That's why her Ultimate is such an important ability for her when against decent players. +"Lemme guess, much like my MIL who would do the same shit, she can barely walk and a fair would wear her out before you got across the parking lot andf even to the entrance?",Can I get an AMEN to that? +This doesnt make sense...,What about it doesn't make sense? +Trump's plan doesn't include paternity leave (Clinton's plan does) Trump's plan doesn't cover adoptions (Clinton's plan does),That's because raising children is a woman's job and adopting is something the gays do. +"Ending the EPA and doing what you list as good aren't mutually exclusive. The EPA, like all government, lends itself to corruption and incompetence.","Yeah, all of that stuff definitely would have happened, even without the EPA..." +U r right. I was quite drunk when I made that comment,TIL being drunk makes you racist +The reddit downvote brigade shows up in numbers when they're hit with a hard truth.,"I actually agree with the point you're trying to make, but you're getting downvoted for being an uppity cunt." +God forbid we let an openly gay man on the Supreme Court,"Yeah, we're complaining about the fact that he's gay, not that he is completely unqualified for the job." +I imagine there are at least a few feet between the back of the stalls and the front of the buildings.,"Yeah, im sure they didnt think of that" +I wait for a pause to click x,Don't you mean A +"Later, in DC_Cinematic *Lex appearing in Justice League* *Wait, Lex is not appearing in Justice League*",Jesse has already said he is going to be in Justice League. +"IIRC, it was three shames and then bell.",I need to get back to studying my SoIF books cus if it continues like now - I am sure to fail the mid-sem +Yeah its a fusion.,Oh I see that wasn't explained very well. +"Lol what a fucking fat loser. Jesus Christ. Completely invalid points, and then an absolutely terrible rap.",Can you explain what the invalid points are? +"She made a bit of a mistake in her speech. Did you catch it? She said her cough that everyone has been discussing was from this pneumonia, only she has had this chronic cough for years. So, has she had pneumonia for years?",And I thought it was hay fever all this time. +"Anything workable would almost certainly look too similar plasma. Damage would absolutely have to go down. Projectile movement speed would likely go up to compensate, and boom, plasma again. The one way it might work would be if they added a new mechanic, generating damaging fields on impact.",What about making them front firing - like the Lasers? +Trying Character Boxes * [](/a1) [](/box) * Don't worry about this thing * [](/a1) [](/box) * Just me trying some character boxes,* [] (/box) * Hello! +"I was talking about the school FORCING her to cheer, not the assault.","Yeah, those are *totally* separate things, nothing to do with each other" +"Serious question, does the plane ever actually help? I've never been killed by a plane and the times I've ever been in one is spent just chasing and shooting other planes. I'm not trying to be funny, I've just never thought the planes really mattered much. Choppers on the other hand...",I firebombed the shit out of people. +"So we all trust Comey now? I thought he was the one who wanted to be invasive about our privacy, except in political matters of national security.",Yes... of course we all trust Comey and everything our NSA overlords tell us to do. +"Cause of the belief in results without sacrifice. You're bound to see that shit everywhere here. All you gotta do is not stoop down to any idiot's level cause if you do, they'll beat the living shit outta you with experience.",I believe in the sacrifice of 18 virgins every month for our countries progress. +"My $20,000 Period Blood Red Station",Receipt or it didn't happen... +Definitely trying to copy BF1 with the spade.,"Yes, BF totally invented trenching tools" +Google Maps is showing the circuit layout and details this weekend.,Hope the remove those road closures in time for the race +"The first motivational poster I made, Every sunset is a reset.","its kinda hard to read, there is no tempo and the message is not clear." +Nothing grinds my gears more than when I'm hiking along and see litter. I just can't fathom how anyone could so far out of their way to be in the middle of nowhere and then desecrate the beautiful landscape they're in.,But there's no trashcan! +"People always say this. I'm at a loss because supercell gave me 6 of him and can't find a spot for him in any of my decks. Princess, yes. Ice wizard, no room. Maybe it's my play style.",You ungrateful son of a... +First female soldier in Green Beret training fails to complete the course,This is obviously because the standards are sexist! +stop smoking...,"Yes, because the appropriate consequence for smoking is getting stalked." +Oh I've learned a good lesson today,No one drives on coronation drive anymore; there's too much traffic +"Recipe: Cut up a handful of bell peppers and onions. Throw them in a frying pan with oil for roughly 5 minutes. Throw in meatless ground meat (I think I used Yves). Add a couple spoonfuls of tomato sauce and brown sugar. Cook til yummy, throw on a bun.",If you wanna make it even easier you can just pour some manwich sauce on some veggie crumbles! +Remember when there was all that talk about banning stem cell research in the US and denying federal funding for stem cell research? Obama finally freed up federal spending for fetal stem cell research in 2009 but researchers still have to contend with the Dickey-Wicker Act. It's a shame we've allowed misguided and religion based philosophical qualms hold us back from progress in field that holds the promise to vastly improve treatment options for many diseases and ailments.,But stem cell research is mean and goes against my religion! +"How you guys liking Forte? Sup Jets fam, Friendly Bears fan reporting in on our former rb stud. He finds holes that don't even exist! What are your guys thoughts on him after game 2?",I mean.. he's aight +Why Does the U.S. Give So Much Military Aid Money to Israel?,"Ask that Republican Congress that just boosted the payments, all while the MSM said it was all Obama's idea, because we know Congress spends according to President Obama's directions." +Turmoil reigns inside Trump Tower,That is probably only because they are trying to prep him for the Debate. +but then he came back and had 4 points in his first game,"Yeah I know, only 4 points." +"Question about experience Hi, I have a question concerning experience with serving tables. How long do you have to be a server to be considered as experienced? Backstory: The reason I am asking is because for the last 3 summers/fall I worked at a restaurant on Lake Michigan as a server. The restaurant is open for 6 months of the year. In total I worked there for 15 months. It is a more upscale restaurant for sure. I now have moved to Grand Rapids for grad school and applied as a server at a nice restaurant and got an interview. At the end of my interview I was offered a job as support staff (running food and bussing tables). I was really confused as to why they would offer me that job when I applied to serve tables. The interviewer said because I don't have a lot of experience is why. How long would you all consider to be experienced? I would definitely assume 15 months is more than enough. I am supposed to call and choose to accept or not. I did notice that I had not changed my resume to add on my last 3 months of work so it showed I only worked there for 2 summers, but still I would figure that would be enough. I am 24 years old and I am used to the support staff at my old restaurant as being 14-17 years old. I was top 5 for both summers and as the only male server I always had great reviews/regulars requesting me. It was easy for them to know who I was as the only guy serving there. Am I being a diva? Any advice would be great!","I know they have a kobe stake house there, you could probably get a job there." +His kids are just as evil as he is.,Yeah thats why their lives are fraught with scandals +United States faces a teacher shortage due to poor working conditions and wages,"No this is great news, now the market system will be forced to increase wages to teachers and everything will be great!" +<3,Wingblade senpai notice me plz its DarkShanks :d +backstabs+shadowsteps+wisps+*prep*+more spells = 34/34 van cleef... iron beak owl.,Oh yeah I forgot about all those iron beak owls I've been seeing on ladder +Really not a big deal,"Yeah, losing a raid spot is no big deal." +"Is there a legal case for the Ontario Liberals to dismantle their terrible, long-term renewable power contracts?","Industrial wind turbines, which rely on fossil fuel backup, do next to nothing to reduce carbon dioxide Loooool okay there buddy, suuuure, that damn dirty renewable energy won't slow down climate change..." +someone save jks from this hell,azr was by far the best player on this team for 6 or so months now. +"Calling people sir/mister or mam/misses, probably.","Yes, because showing respect is totally unnecessary" +Most Americans health is in constant jeopardy,This blanket statement needs no verification! +Syrian Rebel Accidentally Blows Up His Friends While Taking Selfie,Just the CIA trying to tie up loose ends. +Is it hard to play this game on an iPhone 5?,It's impossible don't even bother trying +"So, what's different from normal FedEx operations?",The free child labour and better delivery service. +It's confidence right?,Courage. +You don't make orbs for yourself. I just kill them and that seems to b work.,Obviously he was playing supremacy +"Pitching a tent, getting things moist? This thread is getting sexy!",Moist is the least sexy word. +"Accompanied by the most hilarious line of any superhero movie ever: Your parents must have taught you you're special, that you mean something. My parents taught me a different lesson: DYING IN THE GUTTER FOR NO REASON AT ALL.","You just don't get it, Man!" +"Technically Phineus is also on Dumbledore's side, and is very proud of Slytherin's part in the war, but I'm just being pedantic, and I think your point still stands.","Phineus is on Dumbledore's side, but I always believed that he did genuinely disagree with Dumbledore; Kingsley is much more Dumbledore's man." +How do you define what looks like a Pokemon.,"With such consistency as Voltorb, Jynx, and Muk it's easy" +i do that to feed them. I'm probably responsible for keeping thousands alive just with the meat off my bones,I was gonna say I'd join you in your quest but then I remembered I'm a robot... I guess I can still provide spare parts? +"The latest post in the GFG thread is someone snarking on Shauna for eating two meals in one day. [O]n days when lunch is especially yummy I dig in and then go home and have a yogurt or some fruit for 'dinner' because I have already had one full meal, says Slutty Tomato. She goes on to insinuate that only people doing physical labor deserve more than one meal a day. That seems normal, right guys? Right everyone? Slutty Tomato wins the starving contest!","Speaking as someone who insists on having THREE (gasp) meals a day in spite of sitting on my ass all day at my desk job, this seems totally normal and not at all disordered!" +"I told him to grow up, I don't see how that's an insult but ok.",Oh grow up! +What is she famous for? All I found was her being hot on instagram.,That can be a full time job for some people. +Dozens of Dead Sea Scroll fragments may have been discovered,Palestinians: Wow I can't believe the occupation has been going on for over 2000 years now ! +That script couldn't be fixed,Tell that to Chris Stuckmann +T-Rex radiator,"Yeah, visiting kids won't want to touch that cool looking sculpture." +Both schemes suck ass. That's a horrible comparison.,"By all means, feel free to provide an example that you feel is good." +"I unfriended an old classmate that I'd known since grade school after he posted something stating that the mass shooting at Sandy Hook happened because they took prayer and God out of schools. Man, GTFO of my life with that bullshit.",You only think that her status is bullshit because they took prayer and God out of school. +It's been in beta since release. The beta is their so when something fucks up they can say it's in beta.,"The beta for the official beta, and then finally a finished product after a year." +Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina,How DARE you assume my gender based on my genetalia! +"COMPETITIVE RULING: MARC TRYNDAMERE MERRILL, S2 ELO BOOSTING REDUX ~ Esportsheaven",I LOVE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS. +Cheeky Nando's with my mates after a piss up with some birds.,The lads gone mental +"The big growing bubble is the week. The bubbles forming inside are money made from working that week. The popping of the big bubble means it's the weekend. The little bubbles floating out and away mean all the money earned being spent, usually on bills, groceries, gas, etc.",So deep +"The Best Top 3 Tavern Brawl Combinations - 20,000 Games of Data","wait innervate, mad bomber and madder bomber not on the list damn" +"Meh. I will say the same thing about cash shop pets and mounts: don't use it if you don't want to pay for it. With the exception of server transfers, I am not seeing anything inherently ethical about meeting consumer demand.",Profit is anti-consumer +How the fuck is she supposed to know that unless someone on her team is a huge james Brown fan?,"Typical liberal, not concerned with unintended consequences..." +"Tbh, OP's Plan B will involve TCP/IP as well, FWIW.",needs more acronyms +He likes grabbing women by the pussy. Now we're going to grab him by the balls.,Gonna need a smaller tweezer +Top page pls,But... But... We got a ending cutscene with The End... And...and.... Blundell sucks! +Kasich: 'Very Unlikely' I Will Vote for Trump,"Yes, and when Trump loses by one vote you can thank Jesus." +"Fallout 5 Antagonist? I really liked that the big bad antagonist in FO4 was dependant on which faction you chose instead of only having one choice a la The Master or The Enclave. But, if they go back to the old formula, who/what would you like to see as the main antagonist in FO5? I think it would be interesting to incorporate an evil/crazy vault dweller; maybe an Overseer that lost it or a vault that had something go wrong with their experiments.","The Enclave, obviously." +Legendary Thief Lv.3,it should be higher than 3 +How many players do you need for the SOE EE?,4 and Mics +Anthony Davis Career Injuries,Well maybe if he didn't have to carry his team on his back... +"I mean, if Sutter would defer to Eriksson surely Gudbranson could too. What am I missing with 11?","The canuck great, Mark Messier" +UNDEAD CORPORATION - Bloodthirsty Nightmare Lullaby / The Empress (Starbow Break) 8.41* Length: 7:35 & 5413x Combo | Mapped by EphemeralFetish has just been qualified!,Why is everyone using HT it's only 180 BPM +"It's tricky because it's still a good thing to be shooting a reins shield, in many situations you need to break it, but on the other hand it doesn't necessarily represent how much pressure you're putting on the enemy team, unless the rein's shield actually goes down as a result of the damage on it. But on the other other hand you can say the same thing about damage to heroes, if they don't die and just get healed up then your damage on them was pretty much worthless as well (unless of course it stops a mercy/zen from healing another target who then dies). It's hard to tell, and in general damage alone is not the best stat to look at.","They need another stat, Damage to shields and Damage to Players." +I agree stop making it gay,You dropped this +Why would someone intentionally ram their motorcycle into a car? That story doesn't make any sense.,because fuck him and the cop is an angel that sacrifices himself to protect out community thats why +Facebook pulling through yet again,Looks like it's getting infected at the top. +All AWP,Nonono you need to bring sawed off +"I think it's because of valve's beta client release that's why people are so whiny. This shouldn't happen when there's an open beta client out there and bugs are reported. The Beta client is new to the csgo people , in dota2 before they release a major patch they push it onto the beta client and there , bugs are found and fixed. but when they push the patch onto the main client there are still tons of bugs that are reported . so i guess i'm just not as mad / whiny about the bugs because i'm used to having bugs after a patch is released in dota2.",This bug didn't exist in the beta - We have no Idea how thay messed it up @ final release . +what if it's a stolen ship?,I think right now the owner of said stolen ship gets their crimestat raised as well. +Well then he should pick places that allow it. Pretty weak support for gun rights on his part imo,"Should hold them at Southern churches, then." +Pay to win what?,"The game, obviously." +"Takumi RXT, XDevil MK2, Lobo Exotic Wheels, Parallax Black Market Keys | Crates ONLY",How many keys you want for parallax and Lobo? +TIL if white people use certain emojis its culture appropriation,"As a Greek, I would very much like democracy back since you clearly can't be trusted with it" +"Somebody mailed my friend a bag of random pills to be disposed of, thinking they were returning them to a local pharmacy and sent them to the wrong address.",Have you tried taking a few? +H3H3 Statement on twitter,Maybe some TJ Collins music would help? +"Its shit like this that make people wonder if DAP has any PR team. Nobody believes that hacking crap anymore haha, especially on a big platform like twitter.",I believe. +My friend made this beauty,ctrl + p is making stuff guyz +"I mean, if you want to call the whole subjugation of women thing harmless...","Yeah, dictating what women shouldn't wear is sooo progressive." +So what's stopping you from just saying I have a gun safe in the store?,"Well, if there is a sign up, no one will break the law..." +"Yeah and the country is constantly at war, the justice system is hilariously corrupt, the cops are shooting people without repercussions, legislation is decided by religion and populism, and everything's run by lobbyists. But I guess it's fine because there are less taxes or something.",But none of that happened until *Obama* showed up! +I know Americans have an emotional reaction to the truth.,"Yes, because every german soldier during WWII was responsible for the Holocaust." +We can have this conversation AFTER we stop using the FPTP system.,"Yeah, because that's going to happen while the dems and republicans control everything..." +"While we wait for Dishonored 2, enjoy Daud's Cleaning",And he still got the good ending +"Ok so up-front I'm not a supporter of Trump. I think he's a fascist idiot, actually, who can't tell when he's lying because he has no idea of truth beyond it being whatever he wants it to be. BUT, the interviewer wanter her to comment on something the Don said in 2004 (17 years ago) that went like something like this; Its wonderful for a woman to have a baby. It's wonderful for a father to have a child, but it's inconvenient for a business owner when his employee is pregnant and having a baby. The question is an ambush and asked only as a 100% troll. The statement is completely true. It's fucking obvious. Trump didn't go on to say that businesses should be allowed to fire and replace pregnant women. He didn't advocate for doing away with maternity/paternity leave. He noted that from the perspective of the business that suffers reduced productivity it's damned inconvenient. Does anyone deny that it's a fact? But never mind me, I hate Trump anyway so get out your pitchforks and placards.",So how hard is it for her to say what you just said instead of throwing a temper tantrum and walking out? +"Every major country on earth, whether it's the U.K., whether it's France, whether it's Canada, has managed to provide healthcare to all people as a right and they are spending significantly less per capita on health care than we are. So I do not accept the belief that the United States of America can't do that. r/WayoftheBern r/BerniesRevolution",Yeah but at least we have freedom +"I did it and got Bergeron, I'd say I got really lucky because he goes for 70k. Bought the collectible for 75k",Yeah that was lucky that you lost 5k. +"Of course that's what he's trying to do, but he should not be allowed to get away with trying to do so by incessant lying.","No, only Hillary should be able to get away with that." +"Zucker, purer Zucker ist das.",Plus Sahne und Apfelmus! +Porzingis says he weighs 238 now. He was 237 pounds at the end of training camp last year.,I could go to McDonalds with 10 bucks and get these gains fuck a training camp +Crazy how different.,Let's see Curry's +"Sorry trumpers, this was my fault. I kept calling the police to say every white guy I saw was a Canadian who overstayed their visa. They finally realized color of skin was no indication of citizenship status.",Yeah the Canadian immigration is a real problem on par with illegal immigration from Mexico +Yeah man. We all bleed out our dick. You don't?,"Check your dick privilege, my good sir." +You shouldn't even consider buying a flag box logo,gotta get ready for 4th of july tho +"Oh yeah forgot about that... Well say if Gandalf was killed than, would they do anything after that?",Kindly ask Iluvatar for another Gandalf resurrection +The Tesla you can buy for $500!,"Must be CPO, has old front design" +"The entire FBI is corrupt or you'd be seeing public resignations/calls for Comey to resign. Corrupt pussies, the lot of them.",I'm hoping some whistle blower shows up in a few weeks. +Evans might be pretty good you guys.,"I dunno man, he threw a pick today." +I'm a cis woman and I never take my choker off.,Are you sure you're not trans? +This legend outside a mosque in Canberra,What a hero +My favourite killcam ever.,"Jokes on you, that spy was a blue spy disguised as a red spy disguised as a blue spy." +Don't go there unless you want to listen to Babblong,"Great, NOW you tell me" +What Fraudulent Event Woke You The Fuck Up?,Michael Hastings and Aaron Swartz Holy Shit they're assassinating people who are spreading The Truth No doubt they would have killed Julian Assange and Edward Snowden too if they could have gotten their hands on them -- God Damn! +Mit schaf ?,Manchmal.. +Holy Fruit,Does the fact that I am more amused by how inexpensive pomegranites are when you live (for reference my local grocery store charges $6 for 1) than the spelling of Popegranate. +Wait what? What does completing all easter eggs do with the RK5?,"When you complete all easter eggs (I think all) tour reward is a second starting weapon, the rk5" +"Last I remember every single person on this planet including these fuckers were created in the belly of a woman. A human being is the ultimate creation, no?","If it doesn't require STEM, it doesn't count, obviously." +Lol no,Well what about your social security number that will work fine too. +"It helps that they create most of those terrorists they've caught. You were right when you said entrap, but I don't think you meant it that way.","Yes let's never forget, it's *always* America's fault." +A lot of the info shouldn't be discussed in a public forum. Like cash management procedures.,Nice try corporate +"Yeah, because the glorious white master race made up for that by BUILDING CIVILIZATION! Just like men are off the hook for patriarchy because they provided for *feeeeeeeemales* throughout history.","Well, they created the correct civilization, all those other civilizations were just terrible and wrong." +Bengals fans threw garbage on Carson Palmers front lawn after his last start for us. There are crazy fans in every fanbase,Except those eagles fans they're all crazy +Intentional just means it wasn't an accident.,"Nah man, obviously 5 bombs were accidentally left around the tri state area" +We're all being Punk'd.,Yea because the other two have a real chance of winning +Moon gazing.,"Gazing upon the moon, thinks about the next meme." +When the priest is a stall,10% boosts to stats for everyone. +*Lost* was live action.,"No, it was totally CGI" +I'm going to record you till you drop because it's only a matter of time.,This is why we don't have women engineers. +What program did you use for this?,Prisma +Got the perfect reading on my car's odometer.,Good for you +Ok I understand the difference. And all other aspects. My question must have gone over heads. WHY would someone fight for it? Because they want 3 paid sick days per year ? Because they want minimum wage whilst driving around? Because they want to be told WHEN and WHERE to work? Instead of being offered incentives for said times ? Do people really think if drivers were employees they would be BETTER off? Or that they would even drive for uber ?,You have a point. +Say thx to russia who decided to invade a neighbouring country,Lol wait and Germany didnt do anything in ww2 right? +Why are they so quick to say this isn't terrorism?,Mayor just had a press briefing saying that 9/11 wasn't terrorism either. +"Well, there's a Finnish feminist and former head of an art university, who publicly said Finland alone (with a population under 5.5mil) could take a million refugees. She now lives in Sweden, because she did not like the political climate and attitudes here. Believe it or not, she's somehow a professor without even a basic understanding of math or economics.",I bet all of those migrants will take kindly to her feminist ideals too. +That doesn't sound like a fair trade at all.,"But, but, with the FFG/GW partnership over, I thought my Chaos in the Old World was worth millions!" +FWD: Save me from the PC police!!!,The Nazi party was famous for gathering up all the racists in the country and labeling and discriminating against them. +I finally found a place that sells Chao cheese in my area! Immediately made a grilled cheese with tomato soup as soon as I got home.,"I ate so many grilled cheese with these wonderful slices, it was so nostalgic and delicious." +His first soccer game. Got a little warm...,"It's all fine when he does it, but when I lift my shirt and drop my pants, it's indecent exposure" +"In my humble opinion President Obama wanted to put a W on the board with the ACA. First social welfare legislation in 50 years!!!!! OK, so he got the Win. In his zeal to do so he ruined the act itself. No public option and, just as bad, Governors in each state got to decide if they wanted to expand Medicaid or not. At least 20 states didn't expand medicaid, depriving their hospitals and health services access to the federal funds they needed. Hospitals close. People lose their jobs in healthcare and ER's are overworked and less effective. I don't know if a better plan could ever have been voted for in the Congress. But the plan we have---Obama's Win----is fraying around the edges.",I'm pretty sure it's imploding from the inside. +How... wasteful.,The bullets should have been used on a real duck +:^),:\^) thank you for the enlightenment +Same answer to both questions [[abrupt decay]],just ram sanctum prelate into the list then! +"Muslims Shouting Allah Akbar! Go on Stabbing Rampage in St. Cloud - 8 Injured, One Dead",But ban guns that'll stop violence fight? +Don't alienate r/worldnews with facts. Just jump on the anti-migration anti-muslim hate train and take a ride.,Whee +"Yep, I'm wrong. For some reason, I assumed the numerical value was in pounds and not as a comparison to a royal with cheese.",I forgive you +End war. Nuke Mecca.,Yeah... because destroying such an important holy site *won't* radicalize a huge portion of 1.6 billion Muslims. +"There is no double standard. Men are responsible for their actions, just as women are responsible for theirs. Feminists have a difficult time grasping this concept. Women can do what they want, but men are free to judge them by their past actions and decide that they aren't worth putting a ring on. Women can do the same; they can reject a man because there are things in his past they don't like. Let's say there's a guy named Chad. He's tall, handsome, confident, successful, and he bangs a lot of different women. When he finally decides to settle down, it's unlikely he'll choose a woman who was as promiscuous as he was. That's not hypocrisy, that's called having options. Chad decided that he doesn't want to put a ring on the finger of a girl whom half the guys in town have been inside, and he's well within his rights to do so. Women could end this double standard tomorrow if they wanted to simply by collectively stop trying to date and marry Chad. It is within women's power to end this bogus double standard they complain endlessly about. Just judge men like men judge women. Problem solved. No more double standard. Predictably, feminists want something they have no control over. They want Chad to forget the fact that they got gangbanged by the football team when they were in college. That isn't going to happen. You have no control over the thoughts and opinions of other people.","Stop being reasonable, we're here to complain not think" +The dong shall live on,stfu kid +Why do you bother posting outside of r/Russia? You can't seem smart here without the echo chamber.,Discouraging him from posting elsewhere just because he has a different opinion seems very reasonable of you +"You have $10,000 cash and an army of squirrels. How do you cause the most chaos?",Mini suicide vests and parachutes then airdrop them into a parade. +"Y'all should definitely be above Texas, who has no justification to be in the top 25.",But they beat Notre dame so they should still be in the top 10 +"In France, election days are always on a Sunday. Having the probability that it's a workday you're not gonna be exempt of seems incredibly stupid to me.","But if their elections are on Sundays, how do they suppress the votes of low- and working-class people?" +My pokemon Go randomly glitched and showed me this when I tried to look at a 2km egg . Has anybody ever seen this ?,Damn I've never seen this before holy shit new discovery +"Official Game Day Thread: Buffalo Bills (1-2) @ New England Patriots (3-0) | Kickoff 1:00 PM ET, October 2, 2016 | Gillette Stadium, Foxboro, MA",STARTERS OUT NOW +'Are you a Zionist' Corbyn: yes. Israel has the right to exist',But according to Ken Livingstone Hitler was a zionist so inb4 Corbyn is Literally Hitler? +"or, let us set our own color.",But then Halo would be literally Cod +Kanye thinks hes dope,"Oh well then that's that, I guess." +Pastor who won AR-15 rifle raffle won't be charged,It's good to know that everyone is expected to play by the same set of rules. +but it wasn't a joke. count me in on the list of people who subscribed just to block that toxic sub.,Oh because religion just does make sense. +Rookie of the year DeSean jackson,Gangster of the year more like it +A real gym rat.,White? +New mayor kills off Rome's bid for 2024 Olympics,"Very smart mayor, saved the tax payers a lot of money" +What Do You Guys Like To Do In Zombies? * Go for high rounds? * Mess around with Perkaholic * Do various challenges? * Just play? What is it you guys do on a regular basis?,I like to die at the DE boss fight for the umpteenth time +Excuse my ignorance but how good are SK compared to OG? I'm still learning about CS haha.,SK are the best team in the world. +Can someone explain this to me?,Who knew that the fabulously rich inventor of some of the world's sexiest cars got around so much? +"As with any major corp, they make money for being active, so every second means profit. No company has ever taken the money and run because of initial investments",i really didn't think i'd have to type +Can't wait for the TV interview of the family saying he was a good boy and never did nothing wrong!!,Another white cop trying to keep a brotha down! +Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are equally bad candidates for President.,"yeah, we all know that they are actually both far worse than each other." +I personally think casting Leto was a mistake.,Maybe if we're lucky they'll team up Leto and Eisenberg. +There's clearly a reason you're a former LEO. Last thing we need is panicked civilians with guns. You're batshit crazy for thinking otherwise.,"Yes, cowering in fear waiting to be slaughtered is a much better strategy." +Fight!,Damn man you couldnt let jax get at least a one hit in? +Lol'd at the Eggsoduz and Luv'itikuz,Are they new pokemon? +Kappa,Kappa in 2016 EleGiggle +ISIS claims responsibility for St. Cloud mall attack,"WEAPONS AREN'T ALLOWED IN THE MALL, SIR." +"BREAKING: Pipe Bombs Found at New Jersey Train Station, Shutting Down Transit Service From NYC",But it's not terrorism right guys? +So much yikes in one capture. Menstrual art is boring and silencing! Don't even get me started on CAGINAS oh god I laugh to keep from crying.,Sexually harassing your coworkers by flashing them is a great way to show that you're totally not a dude. +Women earned majority of doctoral degrees in 2015 for 7th straight year and outnumber men in grad school 135 to 100,But women are oppressed and need to more programs to ensure they continue to succeed at this rate. +"I mean we don't have a TE who used to play basketball or an irrationally tall QB anymore, so what else are the announcers gonna talk about?",Football? +"Dude, Stafford had Megatron his whole career","I mean Irvin had Aikman, and Rice had Young, maybe we should be talking about Stafford in the hall ;)" +Almost half of our debts are from the Marcos era.,but muh infrastructures & 1:1 dollar:peso! +"I found a condom in my toilet. Please help. I came home from church today and found a condom floating in my toilet. I can think of 2 possibilities. Either someone broke into my house and dropped a condom in the toilet without even touching the cash I had laying on the entry table, or a condom came up through the city water supply and just happened to come through on the last flush before leaving this morning. I don't know which option is worse. Is the second one possible? Please help.",Women use Condoms on there sex toys sometimes or make DIY toys with them either that or she getting banged... but at least she is being safe +I don't understand the hype for ggg. He fights nobody's.,Nice post history. +That's the secret trick that keeps the rat-trainers employed,5 Simple Secret Tricks The Giant Rat Trainers Don't Want You To Know About! +Yup. Gamertag: DividedShane,Is that your XBL tag? +Basically rule 8(joke),I think you should of used the +It is. You can see the flight holes in it.,That's just so it has lest air resistance to stab faster and do sweet tricks +"People of reddit who used to be religious, what changed?","When i was not willing to spend 12k and 2 years of my life on a mission, my bishop told be that it gave him concerns over my immortal soul.. not a scam at all.." +"Capoue is the gift that keeps giving, has there been any other dead cheap players like him to rise so often?",Mahrez and Alli last season come to mind. +Would you fuck a ship girl?,I would: * Load my torpedo into her tube * Load my 16 shell into her breach * Hit her with a full salvo * Broadside her with my main cannon * Penetrate her armor * Fuck her brains out +"One thing people are overlooking: after he picked it up, he casually handed the ball to the ref in the end zone. He never actually recovered the ball.",He did that because he assumed it was a touchback. +"So you are fine with NPCs being useless lemmings, and all PVE encounters are easy mode?",I want my win button! +Tales of the Destinies at Tokyo Dome,"Aha, caught you trying to steal my karma!" +LPT: Watch your Netflix series / movies / etc. on the stationary bike or elliptical at the gym. Every hour of screen time while exercising is an easy 400 calories burned.,But everyone knows that cardio kills gains! +"Are you a gal or a guy? Either way, don't canll me friend, strange. (See, I can do that too!) Nor did yours after you repeated yourself 5x in diff comments ;)",You have not watched South Park I assume lol. +"I was really confident that Stonetear would delete all his posts/comments, so I took a handful of screenshots for you to grasp the basic idea of his activity.",NOT SKETCHY AT ALL.....MOVE ALONG +I will then.,I won't. +whatever. She'll find out eventually why we here are so harsh on big age gaps. Sometimes giving advice is pointless.,Being presumptuous and pessimistic is definitely more likely to lead to happiness +It's like someone thought about how to tell you to GTFO...,That guy deserves a raise. +What Monstercat Song Makes you Happy? I love being happy! Grant Bowtie's Cloud Nine does this very well to me. What song is happiest for you?,Perfect Views by Rogue +New York bombing: Suspect identified as 28-year-old Ahmad Khan Rahami,"Wow, I would have never expected this!" +Eight Afghan policemen killed in US strike,8 afghan insurgents killed* +"Are you serious? Do you not grasp that this is why Hillary Clinton is tanking in the polls & over half of Americans find her untrustworthy? That's silly, partisan politics you're playing. It goes on with both sides. Usually we tag them as establishment, to make a distinction between those who do & don't play ball. People accuse others of being naive when they say DC/politics doesn't operate in this fashion. I'll add, it was recently big news that Hillary was courting usual republican donors during this election cycle. Most elites don't care about which side you're on, as long as you'll play ball.",But just look how impartial and fact based the above response was! +I thought the note 7 was the brightest display with 1000nits,It depends on whether the battery has gone supercritical yet or not +"I know, right? Just the thought a huge brownish marble spinning incessantly in the vastness of empty space is just.... so surreal. Not to mention the Rings.",It's because nasa took a scale model and photoshopped it to make it look real to brainwash us. +"Castro just loaded 1,000,000 FIFA Points","He actually did it, the absolute madman" +I'm not surprised considering how much they wanted for the Chromebook Pixels.,and man those sold like hotcakes +Uh Oh Looks like original Pixel will be $649....Straight up iPhone Pricing (David Ruddock),Can't wait to hear about European prices! +"Evidence of Hillary's IT guy, Paul Combetta, asking Reddit how to cover up emails.",And we have verifiable proof *he* did this. +Can we please stop positing this as a solution? It's been absolutely dismantled here so many times that it's just asinine to attempt to perpetuate it as a solution to Toronto's traffic woes.,But look how well it worked for Los Angeles! +Has the farmer been in previous episodes? He looked like kinda like buffalo bill to me...,"I think he's basically Pet Semetery's Jud Crandall, played by Fred Gwynne." +"Why would a Catholic saint's signature contain such a bizarre, sigil-esque symbol?",Oooor he tried to draw a rose perhaps? +Literally scheduled even.,The only thing worse than *systemic* racism is *scheduled* racism! +"More fines for Troicki, Cilic and Sharapova incoming...","All of those are dirty Eastern European athletes, not our glorious and totally clean Western athletes!" +Sure. So can speeches.,"Yup, I'm dying to know what was in Donald's $1.3M speeches, I'm sure they'll both be releasing their speeches any day now." +Instead of students always creating all their own code I would force them to make changes to massive existing code bases that have zero documentation,Are you looking to increase the suicide rate among CS students? +if one mob is making the difference of half your damage output. you're doing something terribly wrong. Pull the next group.,"Yeah pull another pack of mobs into a boss fight, good idea." +"Pricing for the smaller Google Pixel phone could start at $649, but financing will be available",You can get it cheaper if you agree to ads on your lockscreen! +"I love how they KNOW it sounds shitty so they push the blame off onto god and then throw their hands up as if its not their fault. Sorry, but if you worship this guy, and agree with what he says than you are just as guilty as the fuckwit who wrote it.",Guilty by association! +Btw- this is Flange Face from the Breakthrough release if anyone's interested and would like to dance along at home,Get the flange in the face +Are you one of those people who think Obama botched the Katrina response because this happened prior to 2008,"wow, you're good - you basically captured the essence of my political beliefs from 2 words." +The B is for bargain!,"Dr Riviera, where are the bodies?" +"I'm not, sadly I'm working two jobs.",Fuck you ya hard working piece of shit don't you know Destiny is life +Posted by a TBM on FB,"Right, because gay people are the ones shooting up night clubs." +"Media still isn't glorifying the fact that a good man with a gun saved the day, and took this man out. They sure will glorify the bad man with the gun though.",Nope he's a criminal who brought a gun to a gun free zone +Now what does it look like if you add Mansell? He has one win fewer than Alonso. And then add Stewart. Seriously what is the point of this,"Tony Stewart doesn't have any F1 wins yet, he and Gene Haas are still working on it." +King's Fall HM Fresh LF5M,NoXn8r7 +Mmmm that's sexy may I suck on your tits if its ok with u,At least he asked for consent! +Marriage in the U.S. leaves only the illusion of being Alpha. The courts will reveal the true Alpha in due time. Spoiler: it's not the man.,What I said has very little to do with the modern institution of marriage. +The pictures are a dead giveaway. So many pictures of that stupid trash can and none of any of the injured people receiving medical attention. I mean imagine the scene there would have been with paramedics and ambulances tending to 29 people with various traumatic injuries. Some other ones have surfaced but they don't seem convincing to me. All we got was a trash can for over 2 days.,"I saw a video of first responders guarding the crime scene getting Starbucks, so that proves it happened" +Why the fuck does disobeying a police officers orders correlate directly to getting shot? Stop making excuses for poor police decision making. There were four cops on site. Taser if you feel at risk...don't shoot first.,But he was clearly being threatening by the fact that he was black and had his hands up +"Yes, the horror of living in Bethesda","Can confirm, the view from the J2 sucks." +Mom really regrets buying that Christmas present,Abuse is hilarious! +So true... Lol,"Misogyny, racism and stereotyping, soooo funny." +iPhone 5c. How long will it be kept updated? iOS 11? 12?,Let me just ask my uncle; he works for Apple. +That's a really specific sub.,Would make a great password. +What's with Russians and face masks?,+10 tacticool every soldier should have one +So people actually took this seriously?,You dropped this +"Panama's conversion to a proper civ is literally the least balanced thing in the history of CHG. There was no cost to them AT ALL. They spent 1 AP doing that, but got the 5 for civs rather than 3 for city states, so really it was a NET GAIN OF AP. And that's in addition to gaining more AP in the future. You could have at least consulted mod mail about the proper way to balance this change.","Nah that happens all the time, Monaco just one day become an empire and started colonizing its neighbours." +Yeah I wish they waited and that it had Guardians and JL,But James Gunn directed Guardians! +So grateful for this opportunity at dks,wow rarer than 3a +What a weak throw.,"She used to be a pitcher, ya know?" +"So in other words, potential future Presidents endorsing Hillary?",Why do you think the Clinton's have been murdering them? +Oh. It's sometimes hard to get jokes and sarcasm online.,This is why everyone needs to use +"Trump considering oil company executive for secretary of the Interior, because money",And hillary and Obama never did anything like that +Any Rick and Morty fans?,The cromulons' faces show the perfect reaction towards the friend going vegan too. +"As a character, not a person - I take? ;)","lol no fuck cripples, they just slow society down" +"Shkodran Mustafi has completed 139 passes in the Premier League since his debut, no defender has more in that time.",He is the greatest Lion King of all time... OF ALL TIME +Bradham would have had that touchdown but Cox and/or Graham didn't feel like blocking for him.,Probably didn't want to be right back on the field +Are Driverless Cars really the future? It hasn't been the case with trains... wdyt?,Most train cars are driverless.^hehe^heheheh^heh^hehe +And the cherry on top is them bitching and moaning when their threads and comments get deleted because of this shot,So when are the mods going to censor this thread too? +Yeah but is Isai picking low tiers in this hypothetical scenario?,"Of course, he has a reputation to live up to" +"A few weeks ago, every post was anti-Trump. The opinion seems to sway there every day. They are truly a fickle bunch.",But Hillary Clinton is literally Satan actually for real without any hint of sarcasm or doubt at all certainly undeniably forever with certain unalienable rights only given to white men feminism cancer for real literally. +Need a mid <7.1 mil. Have antonio/redmond. Thinking of grabbing snodgrass. Any other shouts?,Bolasie? +Hillary Clinton Regains Momentum Against Donald Trump: Poll,Polls are now fake again. +Probably single also,"Oh no, how terrible!" +Idk I thought it was hilarious,I disagree with you so I'm going to downvote you! +Any special kind of thermal paste i need or any paste will do?,Toothpaste will work just fine. +Woah dude it's just a game. Chill out,You think this is a fucking game or something? +"Seriously, guys - look to make sure what you're about to post wasn't just posted 100 times this past hour.",When I am bored at work I love reading the same article 15x tho... +What exactly is wrong with globalists?,The globe is where foreigners live +Amy Schumer tries to be funny on the red carpet and does exactly what South Park mocked in their last episode.,ITT: People not getting over the fact that women are funny. +"As far as the ways bulls are killed in these rings, these guys got off pretty lucky dying so instantaneously.",Estoy triggered +I think we've established that 'ka-kaw ka-kaw' and tookie tookie' don't work.,great movie! +"Exactly. I don't support May or Grammar schools, but it's ridiculous how many people are just blindly believing this one guy. It's a bullshit biased claim on the same level of Trump wants to bring back the slave trade","Weeeeeell, let's not get ahead of ourselves." +"Awww man I'm not in top 500 again!? I'm only 2554 cuz of my teammates, I swear!",isn't it odd how the enemy always seems to get the good players? +Is this up to code?,At least they left a service loop. +Winless says what?,Winless says took the right QB at #1 +"Holy shit, I hadn't noticed you play the Vikings this week! Your right tackle might kill all QBs of your team so you will have to play the wildcat all game long against us.",Nah we'll just bring back Mike Vick and light your shit up +"Almost every terrorist attack is from US citizens. Or in Europe, European citizens. It's very rare for an immigrant to commit an act of terror. The terror attack this week? American citizen.","Pfft, what about noted immigrant Timothy McVeigh?" +"Just a little PSA The two new Pokemon, Passimian and Oranguru are NOT monkeys. They are a lemur and orangutan respectively. A lemur is a prosimian and an orangutan is an ape. Just felt the need to put this out there since people keep calling them monkeys.","They aren't a lemur and orangutan, they're pokemon." +"oh boy, your username is going to trigger many folks.",He's already been banned for calling himself a shill. +FBI Agents Tell Us Lynch and Clinton Struck a Deal on That Plane,Does one of these agents have a fiction book they're hawking? +Griezmann is a lucky man,Hopefully he streams it +"Am I doing this wrong, but is the person saying the United states is 400 years old?","Y'all are dumb, the US is 2016 years old." +When is somebody going to shoot that prick?,"He's not a prick, he's an attractive young woman!" +Terry Crews does do a good robot.,"Hah nice, looks like Jimmy Fallon still does the robot pretty well too!" +I thought you were gonna mention that their axes now disable shields.,"Someone else said that is also a thing now, I've yet to test it myself though, so don't quote me on it." +pro pvpers most people on this subreddit who play 1.7/1.8 are pretty average (including me) we just know a lot after playing so much The appeal of minecraft pvp to most of us is getting combos or doing well against a player you know is good/better than you in a fight where if you miss a hit you could be in a 5+ hit combo,"The last sentence of your comment, that is still in 1.9..." +Is jills husband dicking bimbos?,I'm sure Powell has incredibly intimate and accurate knowledge into the private life of Bill Clinton +"If I can't say faggot, the. Fuck this sub","Yeah, he'd fit right in at LSC." +What are some facts about famous Americans that you wish you hadn't learned?,You should never wish you hadn't learned something. +"Sven and ambition are better than Jankos and Karsa. If jankos had a good split, sven had an amazing split.",Why don't people understand... Svenskeren is only good because he's on TSM +"Well I'm going stay with them always, but I don't like having this damn suicide feeling","Just don't stop drinking, can't put the barrel in your mouth with a bottle in the way... Ha ha T.T" +"With reviews this good, if the PC version is bad I might have to buy an XBOX One just to play this masterpiece Seriously, I am so hyped right now. I am praying to the digital gods they don't fuck up the PC version.","Apex was 100% soild, there is no logic reason to think the PC version will be bad." +"I just felt a great disturbance, as if a million keystones suddenly cried out in terror and were silenced. Seriously though, how are people supposed to convince 4 others to do a difficult mythic+ run with a 0% chance of loot just to get you back on your feet. Feasible in a guild I suppose but still a lot of work just because of Blizz getting rekt by DDOS every week.","Yeah, totally blizzards fault." +I'd kill to see the IRON DESTROYER in Infinity War.. After Thor defeated the Asgardian Destroyer it was left on earth & probably taken by SHIELD. After SHIELD fell most of their property was seized by the US government. it would be super cool if iron-man were to use the URU to built a new badass suit to combat Thanos....,Nope save it for Thor 4:Fear Itself. +Game loads but stuck on black screen? Finally managed to get on H1Z1 KOTK but when I click PLAY I just get a black screen with the H1Z1 cursor... just sits there forever. anyone else having this problem?,did not expect it to bug at the start +Anybody here drive for Uber/Lyft in the Pittsburgh area? Thinking about driving for either Uber/Lyft to earn some extra money in my free time. I live out by the airport and was thinking of doing runs to and from the terminals and hotels. Anybody here drive for them? Whats the pay like around here? Is it worth it? Thanks!,LITERALLY NO ONE BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL SELF DRIVING +Francona hopeful Salazar will be available out of the pen in first round of the playoffs.,Didn't Francona get the memo that the Indians already lost the playoffs? +"Cisgender lesbian escorted out of bathroom illegally by cisgender security staff. Whose fault is this? Random trans people, of course.","Thanks, *transgenders*." +Yeah i remember reading a post a couple months ago abt recovering from bulging discs and herniated discs and people were very knowledgeable and helpful so I figured here would be a decent place to start... Typically the people who do gear are obsessively finding different ways/exercises and work out consistently so I figured id get a decent response... And yeah I read your recovery post post-accident some while ago so I'm sure you can empathize with how restricting/frustrating injuries can be,"we can tell you to up the tren, beyond that..." +"So when I have a curry, am I contributing to the downfall of western civliization?",Why do you hate Whites? +ANONYMOUS: Combetta has flipped and will sing like a bird!!!!,Barbell accident or two bullet to the back of the head suicide +"he did. For those that dont understand, the Iphone was created by the son of a syrian immigrant (Jobs). Also the photo he used was taken by a refugee and used without permission","Was the Syrian half the brilliant half, or the asshole half?" +81% of Americans Oppose $38 Billion Pledge to Israel,Anti semites! +Do what they do in India and few other countries - Marking voter's fingernail with an ink which doesn't wash off for 10-15 days.,"It does, they just aren't exactly sanitary over there." +"Yes, you can change your mind afterwards now.","Oh, i forgot mb" +I absolutely love it when people ask for my name and say they are going to call corporate. Like do you think they care that you didn't get your fucking adult diapers on sale that ended two weeks ago.,Don't you kink shame me +No-one is forcing you to use drugs. Just keep off them. Go home after work and relax instead of going to a dealer and getting a hit. You'll feel better coming into work without any after effects.,It's just the easy folks! +Rice was stupid af. He's basically saying he didn't support Kaep because the reminder of police brutality wasn't fresh enough in his mind. He needed another example,I'm so glad we have another martyr so we could finally swing Jerry Fucking Rice. +Surprised to see a /k/ post on Reddit. Everyone knows how much 4chin hates le reddit armee xd!!! Love the stalker references on /k/ tho,They're just jealous because reddit has the best memes +Sadly. Unless we /alwaysdownvotestupidmemecomments,Wow aren't you a cool bean +Puig escaped from fucking cuba.,Do you know how hard life is in the south? +Alguien sabe como hacer para que aparezcan los post que publico?,dejate de hinchar mandale un mensaje a los moderadores del sub quejandote} +"Qualcuno che abbia delle fonti attendibili sul dialetto sudtirolese? Siti web, articoli, etc anche in Tedesco standard vanno bene, anche se dovrei usare le fonti in una bibliografia.",Intendevi forse dire Altoatesino? +"If you did not get Riot Kayle, what skin did Riot gift you? I was surprise to get SSW Talon. Sweet Skin!! Happy Tenth Anniversary Riot!",SKT T1 Alistar +she caught that pregnancy early. Also WTF it doesnt have bones yet. its a clump of cells.,CELLS LIVES MATTER +"ikr, no voters piss me off",A lib and a Commie agree? +Borrowed my Mum's PC...,"Yeah, your moms..." +Hard to have a plan for something that doesn't exist. There are no climate refugees.,"Yeah, because everyone knows climate change is something that only the polar bears will notice" +"Good Went to London for four years, came back because I was offered a job here, and because this is an easier place to raise a family if you aren't extremely wealthy (or extremely poor). I missed chipotle, and the weather. I didn't miss the extreme seriousness of the people, and the singular focus on government. I hadn't noticed quite how much the sun shined here until after I moved to London. If you have never lived anywhere else, you should. You can always find a way back if and when you want to.",London has a chipotle! +"If a private citizen was doing what he keeps doing, he would be in prison by now.","Wait, I thought that was the rational behind 'Hillary for Prison'" +people wanted him but he wanted to play,What an asshole +Better than those that don't show up at all. I am sure he lurks,nah he owes us more if he wants us as fans. +A *Chinese* hoax,Telling it like it is +"Why are some MRAs against circumcisions? This is something I don't understand, some MRAs are against male circumcision, I personally am not against it as long as there is a choice. I have found that while circumcision has its benefits, it also has its Negatives. I am just curious on why some MRAs are against it.","I'm all for abortion, as long as the baby gets choice............." +Damn! Jets fans are fickle. two bad games and they are ready to lynch the dude.,I mean I'll take Paxton if you're offering +Why would it? They took a WiiU game and chopped it down so it could fit on a 3DS. LOL! It's not like they did anything special to it.,"but I deserve everything the wii U version had, OR MORE!" +"Summoner Grab still Bugged? I thought they fixed it in KR, but I've gotten cat pinned a few times and my Tab was grayed out completely with no number counting down. This isn't just me is it?",Are you sitting in Briar Batch/Flying Nettles? +Got my family to play a game while I was visiting home one weekend. My mom tried to lasso and ride the lobster monster. It didn't end well,Gotta give her props for trying! +Now that's just cruel,But it's her fantasy... +Get out there and do it first so she can't take the credit for your hateful bullshit.,"We need a peaceful, loving, non war mongering, fraudulent, money stealing president, like Hillary Clinton!" +"So, someone raided the lunch meat aisle at Walmart?",GOT EM' GOOD MAN. +The family says he was unarmed and disabled. If only there were some kind of wearable camera that could record what cops do and provide some clarity! What a world that would be.,There is but shockingly the only officer on scene that didn't have one was the one who did the shooting. +Xbox - October Games with Gold,Kinda disappointed they didn't have a horror game in for this month. +"Why does this have to come out on Valentine's? I'll never get time for it. Wish it came out the Friday before or after so I could spend most of the weekend with it. Oh well, its almost here!",Nice humble brag +I work in a bakery too and we have regular that's extremely difficult about things like this. She also wants only white hands packaging her food. Which is weird because she's black. When she comes in I find something to do in the back.,She obviously wants to make sure that the white people are serving her instead of having her sisters and brothers serve her.... +"Holding X? You jumped? Oh wait, X is [] on Xbox...",What system has a double bracket button? +front camera on snapchat makes the image mirrored,"How come the words are the right way then, huh?" +"Jhin can kill wards without reloading, but graves can't have his cigar?",but graves can kill pinks only having to reload once...HUGE BUFF...almost as good as a cigar +Maine High School Hires Rosetta Stone to Teach Students Foreign Languages,Who is Rosetta Stone and why is she a big deal? +"Congratulations, OP, you took a goodie bag that was intended for a homeless person. Cratermoon would like to have a word with you.","Right, I just took it - without asking anything." +"hmm, working now","Cool, thanks." +"Why does Cuban get so much coverage this election, when he first started offering up his services as VP I thought it was a joke but nearly every second day we get to hear what Mark thinks about this whole thing.",Worked for the Donald +"Maybe my mind is just being spun around too much by the absurdity of the situation, but I don't understand his statement. How are white women and black people going to see an expansion of rights under a Trump presidency?","Well, white women will be protected from the emotional horrors of safe & legal abortion, because white women don't get abortions, as we all know, and black people will be able to get drugs & crime out of the hoodz due to his law & order tactics." +Just another multiblade cartridge. What looks promising about it to you?,But this one has even more plastic so it must be better. +"Some people say farud, I prefer the term loophole.",You should definitely tell the IRS that when they come calling. +"I'm not aware of any exclusions for churches from tort claims. In fact, the church has been sued on numerous occasions, mostly in connection with clerical abuse.","All they have to do is claim they sincerely believe it, and POOF!, you claim evaporates." +Infinite Warfare paying homage to the GOAT,Best gun ever TBH. +So is the occupation field the occupation of the donor?,"No, it's the occupation that the embryo is required to pursue." +That should put to rest the speculation that they didn't ask him because they somehow knew about his hand. This is an unexpected tweet from Phil! God I love that man.,They didn't ask him because he can't win big games +Nose bleedings are canon.,But but...Yamcha won because they threw tomato soup on the invisible man. +"i actually have a very similar structure, with a few differences. I do a lot of video, motion graphic, and photography, but they all follow the same folder structure: CLIENT NAME ---CLIENT PROJECT ------PHOTO *(or IMAGES)* ---------RAW *(straight from the camera)* ---------EDIT *(edited images, ready for publication/print)* ------VIDEO ---------CAM 1 (*or CANON 6D)* ---------CAM 2 (*or GOPRO H3)* ------AUDIO *(music, voiceovers, .mp3, .wav)* ------ASSETS (*graphic elements, .png, .pdf)* ------PROJECT *(project files .psd, .ae, .prproj)* ------EXPORT *(final rendered files deliverable to the client)* My naming structure: YYMMDD-CLIENT-PROJECT Example: 160921-REDDIT-BEST ORGANIZATIONAL PRACTICES",You IDIOT what do you do when it's the year 2100 +My housemates made chess pieces scanning their own bodies,The portrait of the female gender in the queen piece triggers me. +New poster for John Wick 2,Hopefully we'll get a much better orange and blue poster with cool fonts and floating heads! +Inb4 fuck these entitled players wanting evreything handed to them,Make the game easier for me pls +This is literally every person i talk to ever. Ha,Maybe you have a type? +Biological sex was invented by capitalists to make the proletariat breed more workers.,Damn capitalist forcing the human race to continue. +"if you dont do a nsfw version, im going to hunt you down",Mayu u know witch hunts are illegal on the subreddit ao I'mma go ahead and report u +"A day after veto override, Congress has second thoughts and may fix Sept. 11 bill",And many Republican actions over the last eight years have not been driven by animus towards Obama. +Former admirals and generals warn Trump is 'dangerous' to military and country,Trump knows best! +Its actually a feature of Sierra,That's an awful feature lol +Oversight orders Reddit to preserve deleted posts in Clinton investigation,"Yes, im sure this will be the one to bring her down" +Rather the devil has made a deal with Belichick.,At least Bill is joyful about it. +"Like white people don't have work language and around my buddies language and church language. We all speak exactly the same in **any** social situation, right guys?","sure, we totes do that" +I don't think he's in it for the karma. I wanted to spread this around. People should see this. The Internet sometimes really is wonderful.,"Sure, if that's what you tell yourself to help you sleep at night..." +Youtube introduces a new program that rewards users with points for mass flagging videos. What can go wrong?,Glory for the Workers Party Comrades! +"Seoul, Korea",Which korea? +Democrat Gov. Jerry Brown Vetoes Ranked-Choice Voting in California,His reasoning is very shady... +Are You ready?...,the link is bad m8 better luck next time +"*We did it in New York, it worked incredibly well ...* Says who? I saw a lot that said it didn't make much difference.","We already do warrantless searches, he is just trying standardize." +"Rules that you broke: Rule 3, Rule 4 and Rule 5. Plus this is how you get banned",You mean like I did with mr mime? +To be honest if Google bans google accounts of anyone who reported a video they would get more negative flak from by an exponentiation amount.,It's ok their motto is Don't Be Evil +"*darling it's better, down where it's wetter*",Yeah fuck that guy who doesn't know his Disney lyrics +Did you happen to go to pak subreddit? People ACTUALLY think it was staged and that India did it only to make a point at UNGA,"Given Pakistan's track record, the onus should really be on them to disprove their involvement." +Russia canceling the drill was a hoax?,They refused to conduct the drill in PoK region and that decision took place even before Uri attack. +"I do. Try to buy as many American made tools as I can, coolers aren't an exception :-p",Same. +Based on their behavior it's probably safe to assume a lot of them have trouble finding solid employment.,"Oh right, white man holding them down and all" +"Hey, using Visual studio is harder to start out with, I recommend using a Dev-Cpp, but it doesn't have most of the libraries....but has enough to start out with, just link the libraries later. Or, you can just use Linux or Cygwin.","Yeah, cause that's gonna make life easier." +"I'm always curious, if the game had all nerfed cards from Beta to release reverted to their original state, and Standard didn't exist, which of the Tier 0 - 0.5 decks would reign supreme? Secret Pally and Midrange Shaman pale in comparison to Freeze Mage in Beta, and we could also throw in Molten Giants OTK + Alex and Gorehowl. How would Huntertaker do against Freeze Mage? That'd be a great Brawl honestly. All nerfed cards reverted to their original state for one week.",Nah I'd rather play Randomonium for the 11th time +He'd become Saban Prime?,Is this one successful in the NFL? +"You know B.o.B? Oh man, can you pass him my mixtape?","Sorry man, he only takes good music" +"Actually SKT beat ROX both matches last split. And lost to KT in 5. So they're trash, basically.",Literally worse than the wildcard teams +"You know how many times I've concealed carried on base when I drove on to just pick someone up? Too many times to count. Chances of you getting stopped? If you're not speeding or driving like a dickhead, probably pretty slim. Will I get down voted for using common sense that happens to go against the rules? Probably.",But what about core values and stuff? +"Man, they don't care, they want AAA games every month. Free games that aren't Battlefield or Call of Duty? FUCK YOU MICROSOFT!",because battlefield and call of duty are the only retail games ever made +"Having nice faces is cool but.... When are we going to see actual game mechanics being implemented? * Updated shield mechanics with redesigned emitters * Power plants with redesigned light, heavy, capital slots * Any sort of multicrew functionality * Missles using signatures etc, not just 1 Button to shoot 1 Button avoid. * subset Components for larger ships.. or at all? Would really love some clarification on when these things are slated in 3.1 3.3?.....3.0? Would be really disappointing if these basic game mechanics were not talked about before or during CitCon.",The name of the game is Face Simulator 2019 so I would move along if you want any type of space sim mechanics to be implemented... +This is what #BlackLivesMatter is protesting....,"2013 was so long ago, it has nothing to do with today!" +Trump 2016,You forgot the +cya,I'm so sad I won't ever be seeing you all again. +"Hawking, 375 scientists send letter against Trump on climate change","Wow, the conspiracy is even bigger than we thought." +Reported for nazi symbols.,Should have put an +Fucking evil. What possible way would there be to close such a loophole?,it's definitely by voting for clinton or trump +Man getting beat in parking garage last night,"Only white people can be racist, so it's cool." +Why didn't the guests just take up a collection and give her $2?,Because it's not about the money it's the principle! +i paid less money for my car,might wanna rethink your decision +Opinions on how to stop team killing like this ?,Somehow make gaijian care about tkers. +Nope not Magee or Kasen. Both those guys are on the PS. We strangely have an open spot on the 53 right now. Maybe something is in the works with a FA,Beastmode comeback confirmed. +How can hands be real if they don't have eyes?,God 1 atheists 0 +"Democratic challenger Deborah Ross has a four-point lead, 46/42, over Republican incumbent Richard Burr.","Good, it's 2016 after all" +K'zoo will have medical marijuana dispensaries,Oh great more hipsters... +"She did, and she didn't carrot all.",What a root comment. +"Have you ever found yourself in a Youtuber's Dark Souls 3 video before? Can't speak from experience, but I bet it's gotta be a punch in the kidneys if you ever found yourself a victim in someone's pvp vid. Especially a troll vid, god forbid.","I haven't found myself in a video yet, but almost every PvP video never shows the player losing" +Update 01.154 DEV - Configurable Block Limits &amp; Performance Warnings,- removed un-ended lines in dedicated server log Doing God's work +"The Trump campaign and their supporters think Obama is to blame for everything. Including Afghanistan, Iraq, racism, their hair going gray, their wives divorcing them, and their general pent up rage at the world that ends up targeted at any non white person for some reason.",I know Obama was been great for race relations and not dividing people +"77% of Ad Blocking Users Feel Guilty about Blocking Ads; The majority of ad blocking users are not downloading ad blockers to remove online advertising completely, but rather to fix user-experience problems","Sure WaPo, ad block users feel so guilty about blocking that deluge of garbage." +All depends whether you want a guy that's respected by 99% of players in the league or a guy that's hated by 99% of players in the league because he's a fake tough guy. I'll let you decide which is which.,I'm pretty sure CBJ makes up more than 1% of the league. +"My father went to the games that year, he said that all the people who had to work downtown started work at 6am to diffuse the traffic situation. Idk how true that is, but it makes sense to me.","Yeah, and my father works at Nintendo" +That was today,"Woops, thanks for the correction." +I was hoping someone would do the work for me,ONE TEAM ONE FIGHT +What are some things you wish you HADN'T taught your kid(s)? I was teaching my son how to shower instead of bath and I inadvertently taught him the words butthole and buttcrack. Now those are his favorite words and his mom is a little annoyed with me.,To speak. +What an asshole. Literally nothing happened and he decides to go and key a car. Glad justice was served.,Plot twist: OP's friend has been getting away with leaving sweat on the machines & pooping in the shower for years & this guy finally snapped. +Coach of the year Might as well just engrave it now.,That thing should have been renamed the Bill Belichick award years ago. +28 & 22 #LosAngeles we want to share,pm'd +"Lol, the fuck were you doing in the well, dancing?",Waiting for Ice Breaker to respawn ammo. +"My brother and I were racing to get wild shiny Pokemon, and his first random shiny happened to be a shiny bidoof. I still don't love him too much, but your comment reminded me of that.",Wow you really don't love your brother that much just because he got a shiny before you? +I think buying a mouse will solve your problem.,"Oh yes, very clever." +I like all of St. Anger over Better Than You or The Struggle Within. Then again I like anything else from Metallica more than those two songs.,But Better Than You won a grammy! +"Just out of curiosity, how is you have a vagina supposed to be an insult, if not for sexist reasons?",It's supposed to be an insult because women are inferior to men. +I would be willing to do it for free other then the cost of shipping if you want.,"Shipping from/to Canada is always kinda tricky so I would have to refuse, but thank you for your generosity." +It is said that Oda never forgets.,Oda is elephant confirmed +"Its very subtle if you taste them in order, but the light and the dark are very different.",That's racist. +I used the goblin glider and reigns of the charger at the same time. It's almost like flying!,Reported for bot farming herbs +"I still have a grandfathered unlimited Verizon plan. I didn't want to lose my data or even talk to anyone at Verizon who might try to take it from me. I've had to play for phones in cash for a very long time. I also switched to a note 7 from a note 2 so I haven't had any android updates either. In mobile terms, I'm one of those mountain men completely off the grid. Flying under The Man's radar. Living off lamb... Like a ninja. A hillbilly ninja.","r/verizonudp Come join us, I think you will like what you find." +Those freaking Marouders who run away right as you enter FFYL. AAAHHHRRRRGH JUST LET ME SECOND WIND YOU PRICKS,YES PLEASE DIE SO I CAN BE RESURRECTED AND CAN ERADICATE YOUR BAND OF BANDITS WHICH YOU ARE BASICALLY WILLING TO DIE FOR +Thank god catholicism has never sunk to such tactics; this could be construed as a little hypocritical otherwise.,It's a good thing that the sins of the father pass down to the child... +"Making this user name and getting poem orders for free :( thou im kinda good at poem it takes so much time to come up with one , and english is my second language, and im 17 ,","Yeah, sorry bud, poetry is restricted to 18 and up!" +"There's everything, from dirt to skid marks to puddles. They make the terrain look gorgeous with only a few props. I'm not sure what you mean by functional, though.","Not only the terrain i see, but also the rail." +"What's missing from all these leaks: All the Charity members brag about So, been browsing through the various leaked documents, lots of opinions on it, but I'm more interested in what we're **not** seeing. Members brag endlessly in how much good the church does. Well... Where is it? Shouldn't there be an endless parade of documents about all the billions they supposedly spend on charity? Ya'know, the Pure Love of Christ?",He refused to leak the documents that made the church look good +"You forgot the part where the imgur app fails to upload six times, after apparently making progress for a few minutes, and you get frustrated and give up.","Because Relay will handle the API so much better than the app imgur made specifically to deal with that, right?" +U,S +The ranking system has been updated. You can now de-rank to lower tiers. It's supposed to improve matchmaking or something.,Huh interesting thanks for the info +"A huge huge chunk of the weapons in play in the Middle East are US weapons. They get handed out to allies in massive quantities, then allegiances shift and suddenly they're used by enemies. So the US finds a new ally, gives them a metric fuckton of guns and explosives, and then allegiances shift... and so on. But hey, the military industrial complex is laughing all the way to the bank.","Well, we blew up all the Soviet weapons Iraq had in the Persian Gulf War, so where were they supposed to get weapons from to then surrender to ISIS back in 2014?" +"None. No offense. And honestly, it should not break up. It makes sense to have a great plains conference. All those Texas, Oklahoma, and Kansas schools belong together. So let's send West Virginia to the ACC where it obviously belongs, send Iowa State to the American Conference (sorry Iowa State), and add SMU and Houston to the Big 12, which we'll rename the Big Central. What was that about TV markets again?","no no, you're missing the best candidate for a Big Central team up north: NDSU!" +"Don't worry, I'm too busy to take showers, but I'm still pretty considerate and use plenty of AXE to cover up any smell that might be there.",Oh god I hope this is +Words are words fam. Don't say what you won't back up.,Fuck you nigga! +Blake Griffin fakes out Raul Neto,"*sigh* See, all he does is dunk!" +"To be fair, they probably wouldn't care if we glassed Europe either.",Well at least we wouldn't have to hear them complaining about how their version of football is better. +Can you imagine if our first black president had been a *bad* president? Can you imagine the unholy hail of fire that would descend upon him? This is what happens when we let a black man in office. What do you expect from someone like that? This is the danger of PC culture. Our country is doomed.,So if trump wins and he fucks it all to shit we won't let oompa loompas run for president anymore? +"America may run on dunkin, but the Marine Corps runs on grizzly",Here in the Air Force we run on Skoal Rich Blend +Surprising to me that Apple allows that to be publicly viewable.,Why? +White girl moving to Mexico?,You'll be the only white girl living in Mexico +So leading the stretch means 1C?,Forgot the +ITT: MM and team should watch Eddie Lacy runs in 2014 and realize that a nice run up the middle will deliver results. Tossing will not work. Need to stop being so damn predictable.,Wouldn't always running up the middle be predictable? +"LGBT in Greenville? Hello Greenvillians! I have recently been hitting the streets and getting to know your town after moving here about a month ago. I asked some people about a local gay bar and nobody seems to know if there is one. Is there a gay bar or more LGBT focused bar in this town? Also, is there a PRIDEfest? I haven't heard of that either. Just wondering if/when it is. Thanks!","Spartanburg has a Pride parade, though I think that's during the summer." +"Ugh, that's unfortunate, really wish they had made a toggle switch for it. When I'm trying to flip through an achievement list quickly, it effectively doubles the amount of text I have to scan through to find what I'm looking for. Oh well, thanks for the answer. Here's to hoping they make an opt-out for people like me soon",0% of gamers said this. +I'm no monkey. I don't dance when I'm summoned.,That's it I unfriend you +"A national team's *manager* would have things to do between international breaks. They might want to make sure they have up-to-date lists of everybody they could call up. They'll probably want to scout players they don't know, decide on a formation and tactical plan, and so on. Who is a *trainer* going to train when all the players are playing with their clubs? Sure, the manager might want to bounce some ideas off you, so you should probably answer the phone if he calls, but is that really going to prevent you from doing something as strenuous as punditry?",He's clearly going to favor Belgians while doing punditry! +Well perhaps you might want to do some research then. There is long term database of Teslas from 2012 to 2016 with about 200 vehicles in it. They list all the repairs up to today. Your ignorance is not data.,"woah, 200 vehicles, out of over 100,000 that's so many...." +"Pretty much, yeah. It's a shame the R4C can't take an angled grip. Also I don't recommend putting an acog on anything you use an angled grip for, as it really doesn't make sense.",YEA BUT I GOTTA SEE THEIR HEAD 4 TIMES BIGGER TO LAND 10 HEADSHOTS CUZ UBI SERVER IS SHIT FAM +How do ya'll motivate yourselves to clean up?,i don't like how y'all talk +"Yup, my brother was just talking about how great Russia is about 5 minutes ago.",Their economy is BOOMING... +Fast Company: Oculus founder Palmer Luckey dates a GamerGater IRL (The question is: Will all of this hurt Oculus' business?),"But if all GamerGaters are men, how can his girlfriend be a GamerGater?" +"Exclusive: Google Home will cost $129, Chromecast Ultra will cost $69",I wonder what Snowden will say about Home. +"Yeah no, the ADC is gonna miss way more than 100 gold on their own.",did you drop this? +"In Rimworld its entirely possible for pawns to have children older then themselves. I.E. you make babby, enter cryosleep, babby grows up, wake up after ship blows up on surface of strange planet, babby is now your elder and leads a local pirate faction that wants to kill you. Bad babby, you become food.",Thanks for spoiling Fallout 4. fuck +Linny J emerges from a post-safety scrum chewing on the tip of TB's nose. And smiling.,TB Teddy Bridgewater or TB Tom Brady? +It's because they know what the gamers want,"Oh yeah, absolutely." +Kim Kardashian is considering voting for Trump,Well if Kim Kardashian is voting for him damn I will too +He doesn't think it needs explaining. I'm sure Affleck thinks he won the exchange.,"Well, Sam _was_ being gross and racist." +These anti-hearthstone bandwagon posts are really fucking boring lmao,"no you just don't understand, this game I've been playing for hours every single day for the past couple years is getting boring" +Well we can certainly put this to the test if they really believe this. One of these idiots can volunteer to be injected with AIDS.,Don't you mean GRIDS? +Reddit user arrested and fined for his racist comment on a Muslim boy in a post on r/worldnews,"Is it still racist, if it's accurate?" +That's true but you can still hurt yourself with light weight.,Yeah 4 plates is light from him to squat but 405 lbs landing on you is still going to cause damage. +It doesn't matter what it is. That's like walking up to an ugly person and just saying Ugly. Like.. fuck outta here. If you aren't going to give constructive criticism then leave.,Ugly +"For the price of the paint, you can just buy new headphones of similar quality in a color that you like.","'Fraid not - I got the headphones at a clearance outlet, and this was the only color they had." +Are you suggesting that wooly mammoths didn't survive on plant material?,"Nah bro, there were absolutely no plants in existence during the ice age." +Parallax black market decal offers,I'd also 1:1 White Lightning wheels if you're interested in those :P +Puppy,Pu$$y +What's a youtube channel that you watch every video on?,Webdriver Torso! +What a pretty paladin.,"Typical, pld jumping on the ast buff bandwagon........" +Drunk.. with GOLD,Wow My first gilded post is about someone on a gold rampage Glorious +Super Mario No Man's Galaxy 3 What about a Super Mario Galaxy 3 that has procedural generated planets that are the same size as life like planets. You can name things on these planets and they will be saved online so that everyone who explores your Mario planet can see the names too. There is a chance of meeting other Mario's but they are very slim because there is 18 quintillion planets. The aim of the game is to get to the center of the galaxy to save Princess Peach from Bowser. Just a thought I had for a game... any other idea's you guys can contribute?,"Yeah, there's no way that can go wrong." +What's the guide for getting up to 380+ light like all the streamers I saw today?,"It's very hard, you need to fit these requirements: No life Try hard Have friends of the same caliber." +Yeah...the cards don't show much. I'm not really sure why they even attacked the temple.,Because without that Mission we wouldn't see Saladin badassing while killing 2 vandals +Trump thinks global warming is a Chinese plot. How fucking stupid is he?,Calm down he said it was a joke. +"Maybe not, the locations are completely wrong for me. Some are a couple of suburbs away from where I actually caught it, one has a listed suburb that I've never even heard of. Not impressed","Hey its a free game and they're a small company, right?" +"If I remember right someone called into the wrap up show that sounded just like him without all the crazy shit, he was never on the show after that.",I believe he called Mike Francesa on WFAN. +OFFICIALLY A WINNING SEASON UPVOTE PARTY!!,"That was a close one, didn't think we'd get one this year" +I know you're a good person because of what you said in your comment.,WHITE KNIGHT XD +"Heh, sugar goblin. This comment made me forget my troubles for the day.",But you don't have any to forget because you're a white male +"Riot Should Remove the TONS of Damage From ARURF I don't know about you guys, but I hate when I'm in ARURF or URF, and I get blown up and want to see how much damage was done to me, but can't because it just says TONS instead of the actual values. I know that it shows the type of damage still, but I think that Riot should give us the actual values for that game mode, as well as it saying TONS.",Yeah i want to see i took 893k DMG and not just tons of DMG +Myself,Unless you're worthless. +You missed all your shots though..,"yea, he shoulda snapped flawlessly on his head midair in .0001 seconds like I woulda." +why dont you try picking and increasing your mmr.,Enemies always get first pick and insta magnus :-( +"While we're at it, here's a drawing of my first nat 5*",This is so original +What if I individually send everyone in here 10 codes to share with others? ;),Don't let your dreams be memes +"At a certain point this is just an issue of descriptive vs prescriptive language. It mightn't be correct from a prescriptive perspective, but it's how I and many others use the language.","There idiots, and your wrong?" +Not really. I have a Pakistani background. My brothers name is Ali and my grandpa's name is Habib,Are you sure you know your own name? +How To Beat Medium Bots,ESL Helsinki confirmed! +Always make sure to report these people.,"yeah, those damn mikos!" +"Shouldn't just everything you order not be bend on delivery? I mean, it's not suddenly okay when it's your new TV.",I thought curved screens were all the rage right now. +"Unfortunately no, I'm a psychology major with hopes to have an office or counseling job one day. Im already gonna have to wear long sleeves for work",Coulda got it on your crotch +My New Keyboard!,"Imgur comments on point, as always" +"What are the rarest Power Ranger toys out there? Hey, everyone I was trying to think about what the rarest Power Toy was. Besides the Gold Lost Galaxy Megazord.",Pink and Yellow ranger keys. +Shall we do it all again next year? *sigh*,You can't just keep voting until you get the result you want. +Best crafted violent legend rune ever,Best screenshot taker ever +Do they count also crimes caused by migrants? I mean they are also xenophobic hate crimes.,a migrant is not a race so it can't be racist +OMG Gaijin why do we have so many Corsairs in the game???? Please add another Corsair.... K,Best worded and thought out argument ever. +Is there anywhere i can get a siva cluster guide with just pictures?,The videos without audio is basically pictures right? +"He doesn't 'add in' anything. It's a common speech impediment, okay? :D","Damn, leave it to reddit to take you literally just because you forgot a" +What's the shipment cost?,"You mean, if we actually get any actual pieces of equipment Russians claim they've produced?" +PEDs,Yes drug are always the solution +CS Lewis is said everything the best. (Except maybe for J.R.R. Tolkien sometimes). They have to be two of my favorite humans,Fun fact: Tolkien and Lewis were good friends! +the tail on your safety knot is too short.. yer gonna die,"So if I make two extra knots, one of which has a short tail, I am still going to die?" +At least the Catholic Church was 100% reasonable in saying (and I can't find the quote because everything is about Pokemon Go) that the series was about friendship and it was good. So you know.,Catholic Church doesn't count They all Satan lovers! +The title says Russian man but near the end you can hear him say Ukraina.,All of Eastern Europe is Russia +Make your own decisions.,Yeah quit asking for advice on r/fantasyfootball! +Yeah there are several subs ran by SJWs that ban people to keep those subs safe spaces.,You mean echo chambers. +hey this is from my local paper I always hate this war=being a man stuff that gets constantly brought up by some people.,"Obviously if you're didn't go to war as a newborn, you're not a real man." +"And then fuck your waifu pillow made in China after arguing with an American on an American message board on an American invented internet, probably even typing on a chinese manufactured computer (or it could be a hodge-podge of internationally manufactured parts, gotta love the global village) in the language native to England but made the lingua franca (FUN FACT! The term was coined in the middle ages when French was in vogue as the international diplomatic language of Europe!) by American media and culture. Not to mention the fact that Black Sabbath was heavily influenced by blues-rock, which maybe the Rolling Stones helped popularize (the rock aspect, at least) but they themselves were influenced by blues musicians and where did the blues come from? Black American music, which influenced international rock and roll icons (from America, of course) like Elvis Presley, Chuck Berry, Buddy Holly, and so on. Look m8e, America has had a profound effect on the course of world history since its inception. We were the reason the French thought revolution could work, we were the reason Britain was able to galvanize its Empire by learning from their mistakes from us, american inventions propelled the world into the 20th and 21st centuries, we have been a refugee haven for immigrants fleeing war-torn and famine-stricken countries across the world for centuries, we literally bankrupted the Soviet Union with an arms race and had an old-ass actor-become-politician stare down the Berlin wall and reunite that country so that children born afterwards could talk shit about us on the global information network invented for our internal government communications, and guess what? We landed on the fucking moon FIRST. WE did it. US. THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. That big fucking rock in the sky, and it was US, because fuck anyone else. If some country attacks you, if a natural disaster fucks you over, who is going to come asking if you need help? WE ARE. And all over the world we are shit on for it, because nobody wants us poking in their business but everyone loves to take our help. Keep talking shit, but we're the reason Europe isn't converting en mass to radical islam right now. My country isn't perfect by any stretch, it has issues right now, but it's able to handle those AND keep helping everyone else out. AMERICA.",Americans didn't invent the internet +Ive done a total of 45 solos this year so its not happening. All my coinage comes from the AH its more exciting lol Do both! Heard you can sell McCartney around 275k right now,"Yeah he is quite the singer, I think you could get more for him" +Hillary Clinton campaign wants debate moderator to correct any lies,A complete unreasonable request. +Wait... what could this possibly have to do with liberals?,"Libtards have no idea how to appreciate nature, obvi." +I'm funny about that myself. I stand outside my work waiting for there to be nobody near the door because I don't want anyone standing outside holding a door for me. It feels like they're obligating me when they do that and I can't stand that feeling.,If anyone obligated me at work I would leave and never come back. +"And to think, religious lunatics tried to fight Stem Cell research. Shameful.",Use of stem cells is bad mmmkay The bible says no mmmkay +CROSS GRIP (RUSSIAN TIE) ATTACKS FROM COMBAT SAMBO EUROPEAN CHAMPION,"C'mon now, he's just a blue belt!" +i'll preface this by saying i don't care either way if women have abortions and i don't want kids myself - but i always wonder what pro-choice people think about miscarriages when one of their justifications is that the fetus isn't a real human being.,"Naturally every miscarriage, no matter how early into the pregnancy, should get a full murder investigation, funeral, death certificate, obituary, etc, since a fully formed human being is created at the moment of conception." +"Whatever man. I did not utter one word about a plant or the mods being in cahoots or any of that shit. Personally I think they were completely justified in shooting his ass and have been honest about the whole thing. I'm just pointing out that removing A VIDEO OF THE ACTUAL EVENT and shoving it into a mega thread doesn't help anything, and only helps to fuel the narrative that there is a cover up. The front page of this sub is littered with relatively trivial bullshit about the curfew, what the AG said, whatever. But actual video of the event gets removed. Fucking think about it.",Just let me know where I can pick up my bundle of cash for helping cover things up :-) +A new user has joined Reddit and you are tasked with introducing them to the site. What would you show/tell them?,Cumbox +you can't fight the Barca DNA,Should've used +What is their attitude to non-religious people like atheists?,Death probably +**The fucking title should read: Obama used pseudonym email address to communicate with Clinton over unsecured server.**,"Ugh, you're obviously nitpicking details" +"Do you live a bland, drab, middle of nowhere town that is mildly conservative and never very warm? That skirt, worn that way and looking just like that, is all over California. This is just faux anger at a non issue.",so what your really saying is the artist is a complete misogynist who should be ashemed of themselves and kicked out of the industry +I've been a volunteer sexual assault counselor for 3 years. I'm getting a phd in psych and I'm going to be a psychologist who specializes in sexual assault. Only a couple months ago did I give up arguing on reddit with men who think there are more cases of false allegations than there are actual rapes. *I* have read the research. *I* have written countless papers on prevention/treatment/outcomes regarding sexual assault. *I* have sat in hundreds of hospital emergency rooms with women/men getting their rape kit done. I have dedicated my life to this cause. And I'm gonna argue with men whose only source of information is a women hating subreddit? Nah. I'm better than that.,Yeah but you are a woman so clearly they know more than you +"This guy slaps your girlfriends ass, what do you do?",I'll MGE him because scouts with such cosmetics always blow when it comes to DM skills. +"Why are a lot of you guys still statists? Out of all the groups of people on the internet most of you are pretty keenly aware of the criminal activity that people in government perpetrate on a daily basis, and yet I still see posts supporting this candidate or this party. As if it will make a difference. You could have a living saint as head of the mafia, but its still a criminal organization at its core. Take America which started out with a pretty limited government and an extensive Bill of Rights, a bit over 200 years later we have a fascist global empire. So instead of hoping that someone with the least psychopathic tendencies holds a position of power over you, how about we start taking responsibility for our own lives and actions and start saying NO to immoral and unjust laws and their costumed enforcers. You want a better world? It starts with YOU and your community first. Stop allowing pedophiles, mass murderers, thieves, rapists, bullies and all around scum to dictate how you live your life. I sure as fuck am done with them, I hope you are too.",But but but trump calls out Hillary and believes some conspiracies! +"I feel bad for the family because losing your 21 year old son is not a good thing but it surprises me how he can be familiar with Michigan and familiar with kayaking yet disrespect the great lakes. Looks like they most likely went out too deep in too rough of waters, capsized, got caught by a current and tried to fight it eventually tiring himself out and drowning. Sure, putting signage up would be nice (although should it really be necessary?) It's a huge body of water, it should just be common sense. Also, Id be pissed off if there were laws requiring to wear a life jacket. Maybe recommending wearing one but requiring it would be ridiculous.","No need to wear a helmet while on a motorcycle, but maybe life jackets for those kayakers are more important..." +"The parts in an iPhone 7 only cost $219,according to new estimate","plus labor, software, research and development, marketing, shipping, logistics.... but you know, that's all cheap." +First rounder?,IDK he's not Aguayo good or anything... +#I CANNOT WAIT FOR THE EPISODE OF CANT STUMP THE TRUMP FOR THIS DEBATE!,"I just posted about this a few days ago, and I think CStT is done sadly..." +"Yeah, we also have a young defense in a new scheme with a new DC. How will firing Helfrich fix that?","Because we will go out, pay for the best coach and he will bring in all the 5 star defensive recruits all by himself with none of the running back, defensive back or offensive line assistants that have been there for 10+ years." +"I think carpark-free property development should be hugely encourage by government. It reduces the cost of development, but because not having a car space is so undesirable for so many people, those savings will probably be largely passed on to the people buying the apartments due to how uncompetitive they are. Not only that, but it rewards people who, either by choice or by necessity, live car free. It also encourages walking and public transport use which improve the vibrancy of an area and help truly local business. In NYC, there are very few large supermarkets, instead there are many small convenience stores, butchers, deli's, etc. Because people dont drive, they buy local and walkable. The only real concerns for this kind of development are: a) that it will clog up local streetside parking with residents who refuse to live car free. This is easily fixed by creating parking restrictions that limit the feasibility of this kind of parking in *most* local spaces. b) it creates limitations of accessibility for people with disabilities who cannot walk great distances. This is fixed by only encouraging this kind of development near accessible public transport lines, and by ensuring that this kind of development is not *universal* in any given area. Car-free apartments need only take up a certain percentage of the market to have a huge positive effect.",I thought the key point of nightingale is not so much the absence of carparks but the financial structures... Like you have to buy the apartment long before it's built and then you also can't sell it? +Harambe,Harambe did nothing to you sir +Panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda,DRRRAA +This water stream,obviously it's because our eyes can't see passed 24fps +Hmm... so nothing wrong with letting you take your toothbrush. Nothing wrong with home cooked fish meals... nothing wrong with letting you spend time with girlfriends... where is the bad parenting?,"He didn't actually brush his teeth, the heathen!" +"Any day now, right?",Downvotes=Communist Censorship +"World Cup player, Luca Sbisa and a 2nd should get the deal done.",Which world cup player are we adding to Sbisa and a 2nd? +"My dad always used to get so pissed when i called my mom by the pronoun She. He'd say shes not a she, shes your mother. But i was too scared to tell him he was calling her she also in that statement.","How dare you use an incorrectly use a pronoun to refer to this beautiful woman, you OVER-PRIVILEGED CIS WHITE MALE SHITLORD!" +"If I didn't have a gun and the cops said to drop it, I would pretend like a motherfucker and then hold my hands up HIGH. I would voluntarily lay on the ground. Listen, do, and live.",It worked for Terence Cuthcher! +"Arion can't be Tokyo machine when Darlington is... That must mean we either have a faker, or Tokyo machine truly is an undiscovered artist.",Mike Darlington = Arion confirmed! +You can counter them with mercy by beeing better. But that aint helping.,"No, there comes a point where if the genji or tracer is good enough it's practically impossible to win that matchup" +You want an smg and sentry. See you in the DZ!,"Sorry, are they installing 1.1 again?" +Didn't take it as a joke because there probably are people on this sub that think every good pull is someone from EA.,That's what someone from EA would say! +"H1Z1 Keybinding Question Just curious as to what most people had as their keybinding setup. I assume most people use a mouse with the 2 extra buttons and i am just wondering what most competitive players use. Currently i have interact as my mouse 4, and free look as my mouse 5, but am thinking a combo of crouch/jump or toggle camera would be more beneficial. I just started playing and am just curious as to the typical setup. Also, what is a typical DPI for 15 sens? My mouse has 4 and i do not really know the difference","400dpi 0.12 look sens 0.08 Ads sens, my g502 has three buttons on the side, button at my thumb is freelook, mouse 4 and 5 are medkits and bandages." +the guy who said he could get rid of the national debt in eight years.,Obama cut it in half! +Well you're about to get raped by a shark mate. Try and enjoy.,How pleasant. +Tomorrows game will be tough. Let's hope for some 2009 magic.,"I remember I was in a Best Buy in Lakewood when that happened and every TV in the place has the game on, half the store was scattered throughout the TV section and the entire store erupted in cheers when that happened." +"New NC Law Goes Into Effect Oct 1, It Blocks The Release Of Police DashCam Videos To The Public.",Well that's not orwellian at all +What videogame was a 10/10 for you?,"Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door I still go back to replay it every couple of years, as an RPG lover, this game is absolutely perfectly made, and still holds up until this day" +"I joined the 3003% team, +800 hours",Welcome in the club. +My turnip game is trash around noon,Maybe the turnip RNG is based on system time Partial +"The dude forgot 9/11, who gives a shit what he thinks about modern politics.",Broken clock +The Perfect Company to Acquire Twitter is... Microsoft,Not having any of those things is sure hurting Apple! +"The better question is why is he called a 'shooter' instead of a terrorist? Oh wait, terrorists are reserved for brown people.","You're only a terrorist if you use suicide bombs, of course." +"Should be getting to Yogyakarta in a few days, then continuing west across southern Java to Sumatra... or flying from Yogyakarta to Singapore if the rain gets worse here.",good stuff! +Does shooting a gun without the bbs waste/use the Co2 really dumb question but i dont know the answer,Yes you can not fire the weapon without using CO2/whatever other power source. +I think the idea is to bring awareness to their cause. If they hadn't stopped traffic in a city 1000 miles away we might not even be having this conversation about police brutality.,"Yea, rallying support against the cause really helps it." +"I miss the updates that changed the game. These updates don't feel like this will change the game for me. I'm not going to play the game differently. This didn't change exploration for me, I don't look at maps, I just walk around and find a pretty place to build and go crazy with that. As a server owner, I am not looking forward to _another_ update so quickly, either. Most plugins haven't updated to 1.10, either. Maybe this will really change things for other players, but to me, it felt like something they added just to be able announce something at Minecon. I'm sorry guys. I miss the updates that changed how I played.",Because having chests we can carry around is not a massive change at all. +Playing with mysel,...and now I am too. +But they're going to create armies composed of poor and illiterate people and fight them against eachother!,Like the US Army ? +Bettcher is an incompetent DC.,"I don't know man, look at the talent he has to work with" +Epic glide,Epic +A Song of Ice and Fire doesn't use the English language in their environment.,"Sorry, my mistake, upon closer inspection it appears to be German" +Flawless Victory,You forgot the +What should I do with my $400 Mighty Vape See I got this awesome vape for my 420 habit and I haven't smoked since getting it almost a year ago. What should I do with it once I quit. I know if I have it I'll always be thinking about a tiny hit.,"Sure thing I'm gonna need your name, address, ssn, bank account number, and the 3 digit code on the back of your bank card" +"He shouldn't be president because he doesn't have in order of importance: the virture, the consistency, or the temperament to be a good president. To be adequate neither does Hillary in two of those categories but out of the two main party choices, she has at least one which is temperament.",Are you questioning Trump's winner temperment? +Hit ESC the moment the grapple action bar fills up and the grapple wont even need to hit the hook. Youll still get launched to it.,Hit escape before you even cast to instantly grapple +Viola Bailey,Luckily this isn't NSFW at all... +I'm personally excited to see what sound editing they produce when Reigns beats Rusev clean.,I for one can't wait for Sasha vs Bayley on the pre-show of the next PPV with Charlotte vs Dana for the title being on the main card. +Girl Suspended After Being Sexually Assaulted In School Stairwell,That will show her for having the audacity to be assaulted! +"just buy her a DS3 or DS4 controller to use on the PC, or get her a PS4. Why would you try to force your opinions on her? If she wants to play a PS4, I say let her.","She can be inferior, I just won't respect her" +McGlynn is secretly a bulldog and they win the GF?,McGlynn to pull a Russell Gilbert circa 2015 Legends game? +She's not the one for me...,jesus christ dude +Feel like Coates is going to find a niche.,Niece +Post Clash of Champions Match Discussion: The New Day (c) vs. The Club - RAW Tag Team Championships The New Day def. The Club to retain their titles via. Big Ending DDT combo.,"After the week black people have had, I understand that ending..." +Another consequence of firing Les Miles: LSU will have to make a new commercial,We probably can't afford to with the budget crisis and all. +"Well certainly not when the cops illegally search players' vehicles, only arrest the Bama players and let the other two guys in the car go.","Damn, and here I was assuming all Alabama fans would be fans of stop and frisk." +"I want to see Donald Trump say something so ridiculously stupid, that even his supporters see that he is totally unfit to lead a country.",I don't think thats possible. +that was really slow,"+41 is an international call, it takes a bit of time to connect, it should be slower." +but Truth.,But divulian +He said below 70 not 70 below. We're talking about Texas here,I think it was +"huh , i wonder why this is only 60% upvoted",PTI supporters? +Call me vain but that's one of the many reasons I wouldn't get pregnant. It can really fuck up your skin too.,How dare you have self-worth. +Just followed you :) @horchata_bun I also recommend: @a_bunny_named_barbaby @lifeofmill @bunnymelv,"I love @bunnymelv, mine is @thisbunnypatch :) please check us out :D" +This Game Had So Much Potential,But bruh this game isn't dead +Head of Commission on Presidential Debates Doesn't Want Moderators to Fact-Check Candidates,Dat post truth politics! +Can We Change Monster Trainer's Lines? To have more actual Pokemon references and not Animal Rights Activist lines?,But I am an Animal Rights Activist and this is one of the first themed skins I like! +"I was, and it delivered. The IGN Interview basically sealed the deal for me, I'm now convinced Hearthstone isn't going anywhere I would enjoy, so I'll stop supporting the game (not a single dime will be spent anymore), and play it casually while looking for an alternative digital TCG. (Any sugggestion ?) I'll still check this subreddit from time to time to make sure I'm not missing on the big announcements, but I won't be expecting anything out of this game anymore.","MTGO is not a good client by any means, magic is really expensive, but Magic is a really amazing game." +"Dude, who shaves the back of their thighs? Most people stop just above the knee.",If my girl still has hair on her back earlobe and some fuzz on her back I'm instantly turned off +"Yeah OP, we still know you're a 9gagger",Edgy +Fitzy has thrown six picks against the chiefs,Too bad are defense was *too* tired to do the same +"If you can't see the problem, then you aren't looking. My game requires a 6950X and triple titans, minimum. Then suddenly no one can give a negative review on whatever piece of shit they threw together to sneak past greenlight.","I'm sure that developer will enjoy plenty of positive reviews then, and I'm sure no one is going to point it out and the developer will never be put in a bad light from using that ingenius strategy." +How does a radio telescope search for gravitational waves..?,shooting radio waves into the upper atmosphere to heat it up to create weather patterns....that Trump guy was spot on about global warming being created by the Chinese. +When you see Xing sitting on his mountain and you wanna play him,"Shit,Lets nerf him again" +Bernie Madoff ran a very successful ponzi scheme for 29 years till it went belly up and people lost their entire savings. So should we say that Bernie Madoff ran a very successful business for 29 years and had one bad year? Trump is also running a very successful campaign fooling people with lies. I wouldn't call it a successful campaign.,It's a good thing the other candidate is a shining beacon of honesty. +It's always dandy trying to salvage a draw and being called noob idiot moron by your dead teammates,omg stop noobi diot moron unisnstall delete game +Bye Bye,TRIGGERED +It's a guy?,Are you assuming their gender? +"Well if you are tired then that's it, community should really stop complaining. iPadCamera is tired. Give him some rest.",exactly +Not to mention the fact it's kinda weird to drink baby cow food. Always hated the taste of milk.,"What are you, done kind of sissy vegan?" +Use the recall to get a replacement.,Recall? +Watermark ruins it :|,Yah I couldn't see anything else in the picture! +"I'm almost certain you're not challenger, and decided to assume it :) I think in 99% of the time you have a very unpopular opinion, + you don't really know the stuff you're talking about, you're just wrong.","Hey man, he would be challenger if he wasn't always on an inferior team" +"Just not on the right level of perception, I guess?","psst guys, hes trying to say that we are stupid" +"Sorry, didn't realized how screwed USA is until a couple days ago.","Yea, I would suspect our military and economic power around the globe to collapse the moment he takes office" +Whatever happened to Offensive Bias? Is he still around as of the current setting?,He was too offensive and it triggered people so they took him out. +There's been slavery here for as long as there's been a country here. And we only gave women the right to vote in 1920. So our version of democracy is only about 100 years old. We have people alive here older than this. WOMEN are alive here older than this.,And look at what good thats done us with the batshit cray SJWs +"We were closing up the shop one day and an 18 year old kid comes in smelling like a big bag of the weedz. I told him we're not taking anymore clients because it's already Midnight, but he begged and said he'll pay extra for the tattoo. I begrudgingly start sketching up his tattoo. He wanted Roots Rock Reggae on the inside of his bicep. I put the stencil on, I approve it. He looks at the stencil, he approves it. So we start the tattoo. We get ALLLLLL the way to finishing the tattoo before I realized that I spelled reggae like raggae and then proceeded to have a mini-heart attack. I set my machine down and looked at the kid. We fucked up dude What do you mean? The kid says. I show him the correct spelling of Reggae on my phone and he starts flippin' the fuck out and demands his money back. I told him it was kind of both of our faults, I didn't even want to take this tattoo after closing time, so I'm not giving his money back. He freaked out for a little longer and when he calmed down I told him I'll give him a free cover up. TL;DR Misspelled Reggae on a dudes arm and then offered him a free cover up.",This comment makes me not want to get a tattoo ever... +"A lecture on independent co-arising struck such a nerve when I heard it over 20 years ago that it stays with me today. In short (if you buy into it) Newtonian cause and effect is a misunderstanding of what we are seeing and an unfortunate conclusion reached in English grammar. If I say that I punched a wall, we say that I am the active person and the wall is a passive object and so I am the cause of the punch and the wall creates the effect of horrible writhing pain. (I am weak and a crybaby.) But we might just as well say that the wall is just as active as I. Without the wall, after all, I couldn't very well punch the wall. I'd be swinging around looking a fool and feeling no pain. So the wall is just as much a cause as I. Moreover, the pain I feel after fist meets wall is simultaneously reflected in damage done to the wall. We are each other's cause and each other's effect - without each other, the story of TC punching a wall could not exist.",Are you victim blaming right now? +"You should preface that with 'I think' because thats your silly opinion. The fact he has been impressive is why he is getting a partial timeshare, instead of full on bench duty. I don't think Michael has done anything a healthy Rawls couldn't do 'I'd be shocked if they turn back to their star RB who has been hurt', you realize how stupid that sounds?",You didn't see how Michael looked this one week against San Fran! +Good good. Smart man/woman.,Did you just assume his gender? +Peanut is top 5 and has never played at an international tournament. He's only played 2 playoff series EVER.,But I thought ares was the jungler for Ever? +"Uh... no, than. Because it's a comparison.",I should've added +Why?,Because fuck one of the fundamental parts of our country and economy! +She was **vaporised**,muh teleporation +la chiamavi mai sul *natel*?,Solo quando doveva fare una riservazione +Never heard of David Gandy?,Any relation of Mahatma? +Don't be this guy,Because a platform is terrible if it doesn't have Witcher on it. +Exactly. They playtested the hell out of this game. I'm glad Grant cleared that up.,"Given that they published a version they felt needed a balance patch on release, how can you be confident in that?" +"damn. seeing these kinda pics always makes me a little sad. I know a couple of girls who were smokin hot, but they got carried away with getting work done on themselves that they end up looking like this plastic monstrosity after a while. Fake lips, fake ass, fake tits, fake hair. and at the end of the day they end up looking so much worse than before its like damn you were super hot the way you were before!",Yeah but they do it for themselves! +"Go to JeJu Spa in Duluth and just pay $25 for 24 hours access. You have clean showers, steam, sauna, and can sleep in the communal crystal rooms (they vary in temperature from frigid cold to normal room temp to very hot). Nobody will bother you, you get a locker to secure your clothes/valuables. I know several background extras who live way outside the metro area who use JeJu as a place to sleep that's safe and clean.","This place is amazing, highly recommended." +You mean Eve! Salts are in Infinite :),"No, I think he means salt as in your anger/tears." +I didn't say anything about decades. However why go back decades when there's several from recent history? Were her connections to the DNC chairperson corruption? Seems crooked to me.,surprise: lifelong democrats have long-standing connections to other lifelong democrats +The perfect side for a keyboard to have a headphone jack...,That's what you get for buying razer +Assange: I Will Bring Hillary Down Before The Debate Stage On September 26th,Big news in the next two minutes! +Soooo presidential.,He says it like it is! +You could already enjoy/learn pvp without using overloads tho,soo much fun to get destroyed 10 secs after immunity runs out +Normal guys? What the Hell?,"Y'know, normal guys only give a shit about football and beer and tits, they don't care about our country or politics." +URF was the one game mode I could blind pick wukong into any team and still have fun. Now I get stuck with varus/nasus/vayne/kayle and other champs that I have 0 interest in playing. Any game without wukong isn't even worth trying in.,"Yup, there's the one I missed..." +Flu season is just around the corner. Be prepared.,damn i haven't seen this before. +"The Gentlemen Bastards, Civ 5, Europa Universalis 4, cooking vegan food, Tom Waits, Radiohead...","Upvote for Civ 5, downvote for vegan food" +"If Trump can't face off against Gloria Allred, how can he face off against Putin and all the other world leaders playing political games? He clearly cannot hold himself back enough to manage to deflect the simplest strategies. Like, there was no chance that Hillary wouldn't take advantage of any debate camera angles that made him look looming of threatening. So why did he fall into that trap? All he had to do was sit down and plaster a pleasant expression on his face.",The dude doesn't have a pleasant expression +Are you sure the kids didn't actually make the memes? Because if an adult made these he's probably retarded.,"Adult, child, they're all the same in 2016" +They already did that with the $100 flat fee for ranger service. Really hurt a lot of owners who don't live near a service center and bought on the promise that they would be covered. Nothing but the potential bad press stopping them from doing it for supercharging too.,What's ranger service? +"(Spoilers Main) - What are the Stark words during Winter? We all know the Stark words are Winter is Coming, but do they still say this during the Winter years? Is there any textual evidence that says they change it during the Winter season? My brother and I kinda jokingly thought they'd start saying, Winter's here! Yeah, we told you so! Just curious about this!!!","How about, Winter done up and came?" +I do not... what does that do?,It's a potential reason why the animations don't work +"I disagree. New Mexico to Georgia isn't a day trip and Tim isn't needed to tickets regardless, it's a McGregor card. FPSRussia isn't that relevant anymore and there'd be no benefit to flying across the country to do that instead of a TV promo. Both of which would interrupt his training","Nah bro he's military so he can just ask to borrow a C-130, put an octagon in it and fly to Kyle's without his training being interrupted" +And backpackers will keep coming and spending money. Good!,And taking our jerbs! +Which are being actively brigaded,so unlike reddit? +"Went to a comic con VICELAND party this year, was sick as fuck. Supposedly Action Bronson was there earlier in the day and people were allowed to line up and hotbox the VICELAND bus with him. Didn't know about it and I was insanely jealous",Action Bronson is a really cool fucking guy. +"He was assigned to most likely chip for Green and then bounce out in the flats. The awareness to see Collins was in trouble, jump cut back into the pocket and stand up the linebacker was veteran stuff.",You say awareness like no one else noticed a 300+ man flying backwards. +"After eight years of Barrack Obama, or Barak Obama, I'm not surprised.",So that's how you spell Muslim traitor +"Abbott's leadership 'dead, buried, cremated'",I'll look forward to his glorious return in three to six months. +Teachers in my ward have to go to classes on how to teach. The first and second lesson was on how to shutdown people asking questions that interrupt the spirit.,"Wow, that's not culty at all." +What game are you playing on?,Alpha Sapphire +The IT guy at my company watches League of Legends vods all day in his office. His office has a key pass lock and no windows. It's a joke.,Hey man if he's doing his job right he shouldn't really ever have anything to do. +"Yes, CTR. I literally called out the Dems, Clintons and Obamas in my post but I am CTR. Trump supporters are just as pathetic as $Hillary's. Anyone who votes for either of these candidates...ahh...there are no words left.","Dude, don't you know that CTR faked the moon landing and staged the Bay of Pigs?" +"What should i get my 19 year old son for his birthday? My son is turning 19 soon. I have no idea what to get him for his birthday, I honestly cannot think of anything that he NEEDS. There's no latest game console or game that he wants. So what should I get him?",Fleshlight +The first 2 FH3 expansions will not be included with the ultimate edition.,So glad I spent the extra money to get the Ultimate edition now. +Faker : Our goal is to enter the quarter-finals,not sure if Faker's being the humble god again or +Stop defending safe spaces you dense cunts,"Yeah, no one is ever harrassed or discriminated against in america anymore so what's the point?" +"What about the part where if you get a no, it means that you are probably sinning and need to stop and repent before getting your yes?","That falls under the 'not being sincere' part, because if you're sinning you obviously couldn't be sincere." +Robaron un auto con una beba adentro y la tiraron por la ventana,"Pobres ladrones, seguro que la pasaron muy mal :(" +In my experience you should probably postpone this game indefinitely. Sniping between ADs via press releases and media leaks is also encouraged. ^^^too ^^^soon?,Never too soon for a beer! +"The worst part is, there are conspiracy theorists that actually believe this","Stop trying to cover up the truth, 'Finland' believers like you are what's wrong with the world" +"In case it isn't evident that using this would be a tremendously bad idea, please don't use this. Why would you want an API that sends future keys through the network?",but.. ain't the network secure ? +"Is that what you do, or others on this sub?","no shorting is illegal where I come from, sadly" +"I just cannot get a random mythic group, with 845 item level and linking them my emerald nightmare achievements :(","Because you were carried, obvs." +"#BlueJays reliever Joaquin Benoit appears to have suffered a significant injury to his left leg, was seen leaving on crutches.",Looks like dickey's pitching into the post season :p +"That simply isn't accurate. The war was against Hitler's Germany, not the Nazi party themselves. Hitler and his primary consultants were radical extremists. To say Nazis are villains would be similar to saying Muslims are villains because of radical Islamic terrorists. The party was not created for the extermination of Jews. The members were not all radical murderers. Hitler and other high ranking influences were evil, and they led the party in a direction that most Nazis were disgusted with.",You are just not getting it. +this post was very punny,I'd go as far as saying its gone down a treant. +So then what is it?,WHATEVER IT IS IT'S DEFINITELY *NOT* TECHNO.... +How else would you put it? That's exactly what this is.,He's just saying it sounds like an outstanding deal. +Apparently the 1060 is glorious at Passmark,"congrats, you can use inspect element" +This McDonald's worker is just amazing...,"This gets posted so often, is this an ad?" +"No, I think it means specific time, because it starts specifically at 10.","Yeah 11 mountain, 12 central." +They're going to question the election results for months. Can't wait for their conspiracies,Damn Kenyan intelligence services meddling in our elections! +.......why would they agree to that?,"They need the shiny right now, after death is future PC's problem." +Is anyone else getting sick of these biased critics? They clearly just hate DC.,"No you don't understand, the bias started spontaneously at the release of BvS" +"Third image, the paint has the texture of orange peel. It's a sign of a bad paint job.","Oh I see, so a bumpy wavy textured paint job is not what you want?" +Sources: Gun recovered in Keith Lamont Scott case reported stolen,"Oh, that's surprising." +It is absolutely incredible how we only sign shit from FA,"Yeah, 49ers should grab Antonio Brown off waivers." +"A quick anecdote I have so many stories about my mother. so. many. I had put several on here before, but wound up deleting them, and I haven't gotten the gumption to re-type that whole novel. Anyway, a super quick tidbit. Reading someone else's post on here reminded me of it. My mother and GM lived together. Mom spent all day every day in bed, and made my 83-year-old GM wait on her hand and foot. One day, GM was taking care of my mother's dog and cat (who had the misfortune of being named Dickens -- not all that bad except she always called him Dick. Dick the cat.) Anyway, GM was taking care of the pets, and let the dog out. The cat managed to sneak out because, well, an 83-year-old woman isn't able to catch anything moving at any level of speed whatsoever. It was January. In Cleveland. My mother refused to look for it. A week later their neighbor found the cat frozen solid behind her trash cans. Mom told everyone the cat died of liver problems. My response was, Yeah, it froze solid while it was in his body. She got mad.",She's not totally wrong.... It's liver did become a problem +Cris Cyborg on Twitter: Ronda fight me Super Bowl weekend.,Guess Cyborg believes she can move down to 135 +I just want to see him in that 10 shirt,"IF this is true... Goodbye Jack, and thanks for all the crunching tackles..." +"I love the new season ticket policy. When all matches are TBA vs TBA, surely TBA have to win and you will get free FP all the time. Right guys? But seriously, please fix it already. New phase is starting this Friday... I'm seriously, you guys.",*sits on top of his over 20k FP slurping soda with a straw* I don't see this as a big problem. +Can we get the Winner winner chicken dinner back at the winning screen? Currently when you win it just says You Survived Kind of feels anticlimactic. Or even have custom messages based off how many kills you finished with.,Its copyright claimed by studio71 now +Sell high for who?,Latavius Murray +"I can see why you got downvoted, but I thought it was pretty funny.^^^and ^^^racist",I've never done anything wrong in my life +1v1 Karl Vs Noah. Karl move aside we have a new star in our horizons.,I guess Toki isn't a unit anymore +This needs to be directed to Mr. Trump!,"Great idea, someone should tweet this at him." +#SLUTLIVESMATTER,"Omg this is so sexist, a girl isn't a slut just because she wants to use her body sexually for monetary exchange!" +You sound like you'd be overly critical of Ernest movies.,"Ernest was already stupid, how can he be scared stupid?" +"No, they're all repugnant and should be burned to the ground.",Finally someone I can agree with. +Moon landing was actually in a warehouse in Colorado.,oh please everyone know's that kubrick is behind the moon landing conspracy WAKE UP SHEEPLE +"White tiger moved from Chennai to Udaipur understands only Tamil, leaving zookeepers in a fix | Officials said either the big cat would have to be taught commands in Mewari or the caretakers would have to speak its language",or they have to hire the tamil fellow who was looking after him in the first place[which must be so confusing and such a lot of paperwork.] +Don't worry about cable management doesn't affect cooling,you forgot the +I get people are excited but OP does come across a little self-important no?,I think he may have dropped his +I wonder if a Cole Drill would work.,Lemme just hit this hardox with my MasterCraft 6-in-1 multitool. +"This was my choice as well, but it was hard to choose between Tristam and Rogue","Yeah same, as well as between KF and Haywyre" +And how do you obtain them?,By googling CS:GO undetected VAC ESEA FACEIT safe cheat FREE +... That's clearly a mic pack. Isn't it? What am I missing?,It's obviously a hologram emitter used to disguise her true reptilian form from the eyes of bigots... I mean true patriots. +"I recall the exact opposite. The masses bitching about poor testing and broken encounters. In fact, I recall C'Thun being fixed and dropping within a very short time after and people were happy with that. Broken is not fun.","but vanilla and bc were perfect and having bugs and glitches made it amazing, the game sucks now that blizzard try and polish their raid encounters to be bug free!!!!!!!" +What does your lease say about paying utilities?,This is hardly relevant +then no more spawning creeps. just stand around for passive xp/gold,Basically Overthrow +Right now it's over 300 - mission accomplished.,Take that stupid catapults! +Does it say mini on the tag? What firmware version?,"iWoof 10.2, no audio jack" +I feel like all of us can relate to Randall right now,"No, not me I think ahead!" +When I'm old the fact that I'm older than Google will be really impressive,"Back in my day, we had Netscape Navigator and were happy to have it!" +AFC Players of the Week: Off: QB Trevor Siemian (Den); Def: CB Marcus Peters (KC); ST: P Ryan Allen (NE),Brent Urban with the snub +(V3 spoilers) Lets guess his talent,Im calling it ULTIMATE PROSTITUTE! +Dispensed some dark green paint into a gallon and made a perfect tear drop.,'shopped +I had shomi and it was fine. I'd love to see you come up with a better app.,I'd like to see *you* come up with an ever better app +That's what the downvote button is for.,"Yeah, actual discussion is bad." +It's been two weeks! Are you parting out now?,$1000 per army because Pro Painted +No.,Alpharius obviously +I guarantee you that Mark Cubans tax attorney's also lower his tax bill as much as possible... No one in their right mind send more money to the government than they are required too - paying the minimum your legally allowed to is what everyone tries to do.,So you're saying everyone should set up a fake charity to funnel tax free money through in order to dodge the IRS? +"Probably. But then again, I get murdered for shit I say on it now and I honestly give no fucks. Three years ago, though, I wouldn't have said it because it wouldn't have been true.",New Japan is Shit I SAID IT I SAID IT I SAID IT YOU CANT GET ME REDDIT I SAID IT +FINALLY! Looks like the Captain was waiting to score against the only team in the entire tournament that doesn't have any Lightning players on it :),"Yeah, what the hell is Sustr's problem, scoring on Bish like that?" +Oh first person I heard to say that.,AC3 really isn't that bad of a game. +UNBELIEVABLE! Muslims Are the True Feminists - HuffPo,Nothing more empowering than a religion that treats women like cattle! +Remember when some of us thought The Division would kill Destiny? They listen to their community! The updated problems from beta so quickly! And here we stand.,I don't know what you're talking about. +My first character that I have all the SBs for!,Core black Mage says hi. +FWD: $Hillary = Nuclear War,Really don't understand the rhetoric behind thinking Hillary is more likely to start WW3 than Trump. +Which civ do you think will be revealed next?,I think it'll be Prussia +They got a 66yard PI call in their favor when the WR tripped. All the Lions get are PI calls that are reversed and picked up in playoff games. Mostly b/c no one ever stands up for our team.,"I don't know what you're talking about, that clearly wasn't PI" +Disney and Jon Favreau Joining Forces on The Lion King,An all female reboot of the lion king is required. +"Ahh RE, a game I bought at launch and was just finally getting ready to play. You're welcome everyone. This is how Sony picks many of their plus titles. Let me know what you'd like to see next month and I'll get the process started for you. ;)",Please buy Knack +Every saying Malkin but everyone forgets Carey fuckin Price.,Who? +"Not according to the BLS. Service jobs are very broadly defined, and for good reason - a lawyer is providing a service just as much as a line cook.","Huh, TIL!" +"what to do? i have been stalking the red pill, this subreddit and Roosh v for some time and have swallowed the red pill. a little bit of backstory. basically me and this girl , we will call her jenny, have been freinds for 3 years and im in the freindzone but recently she has been acting dead sexual around me. ie she has a game where she tries to get me hard in school by feeling me up. we were out one night and said she would pretty much practice her blowjobs on me. i really dont know if to take this as a joke because of our freindship or escalate",Take it as a joke and don't escalate you don't want to lose your friendship! +"I know nothing of Skorne, but all the Skorne players in my meta have essentially abandoned the faction and started playing others. It seems a common complaint that Skorne was overbalanced into the ground and isn't really capable of competing. The only advice I can really offer you atm is to wait a few months and see if PP makes good on their promise to review units every 6-12 months or so and release errata and card revisions to make sure everything remains competitive. But that shouldn't be necessary, because PP totally playtested the game for 3+ years to ensure everything was well balanced.",But think of all of the #design_space that is now available for them! +"Soooo.... The families of 500,000 dead innocent Iraqi civilians vs Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld and the USA? That's going to be a lot people to have to pay, get ready for your taxes to go up.",they cant sue us if we kill their families too. +Where on earth do you live that a police detail costs money!?,Murica +Why it's always those women with blackened hair?,You just hate them cause they're blackened +"Attitude man. Shaw comes from a team of winners, last year's Habs gave up too easily in the eyes of management.",PK dragging everyone down with him +Nope. Photo mode renders at a lower resolution than normal gameplay. Go play at 1440p or 4K and go into photo mode... it looks like garbage.,guess I needed to add the sarcasm indicator... +Tierny goal vs Manchester City (2-1),exposed without De Bruyne eh? +Good thing Mein Kampf doesn't contain racism.,Thanks god someone knows that Nazis weren't racists. +United States boss Jurgen Klinsmann denies interest in England job,It's just disappointing to see our American coaches not wanting to test themselves in Europe against top level coaching and be open to the pressures of the truly difficult media. +Found this gem at the mall today...,"Wow, what a gem, this is so unique!" +"well it wasn't as much as trying to kill as much as threatening the judges life and freedom, saying her father is very powerful in Mexico (He is a drug lord)","Oh, well that's much better then." +"Holy shit, another post about pre release prices.. Can you put the price will drop in the sidebar or something",But- but Jace... +Literally every nazi defender I saw on there is a t_d poster. Jesus.,What a surprise. +Ronaldo did well from the bench i must admit.,Yeah he didn't do anything the rest of the tournament to get them to the final either +"i'm pretty stoked about harder prairie king. i mean, how much worse can it get? (i have tried and failed multiple times to beat it without dying and have concluded i am not capable of the task)","On hard mode, the enemies actually try to kill you this time, instead of half-heartedly like on standard mode." +When the site is only meant for dyslexics,That's offensive to dyslexic people +"The reason feminism is cancer and men and women will never be equal is because of one fact they always overlook.. *Men and women are equal but not the same* When men see an attractive woman in provocative clothing it's natural to want to look.. Like seriously, you could force yourself to look away but nature is telling you you want to look.. And these Fuckin retards don't understand that. The reason men and women will never be completely equal is because *men and women are different*.. A woman can get pregnant and have every right in the world to do with that, and even if the man is absolutely desperate to keep the baby, *its not up to him at all ever*. And this fact alone should prove that men and women will never be equal.. Men can lift more weight, naturally. Men do not get periods. Men are more aggressive, naturally, because of testosterone. They prefer sciences, while women prefer things like makeup and stuff.. Yes there may be women that like these things too, and fucking society has never had a problem with that.. Feminists, to me, are all entitled idiots that don't use their brains. Period.",Period should be full stop because period is a gendered term +I'll never forget. Almost choked on my grilled cheese.,"Wait, wait, if you have teeth down there, does that mean you were eating your grilled cheese with your lady bits?" +Back in 2008 or so there was a news report of something like 65 million unsold apartments in China. Back then someone had calculated that there were already enough apartments/houses built in China to house every single person in the country. One house per person. That was the news back then. And they continued to build at the same rate. 8 years later.....,They just need some refugees. +Add a better ending?,"Slide in the 'Shrek' opening as a cutscene, label it 'super_ee_ending'." +"wait, u mean americanids or american nationality",americanids u scammer +"I've met her, she's a wonderful human being, and has gotten a ton of shit from SJW morons.","She should be ashamed of taking care of her body and beauty, that's what the patriarchy wants!" +Why was he so sad?,Because you need to post more purpleboi +"Maybe so, but then I'll be holding the limes of all the free time I have",Cant wait for you to tell your patients just to go to the ER so you dont have to deal with them +"Kyle Longs been a pro bowler every year he's been in the league, and was an all-pro alternate",Jay Cutler is holding him back +"I'm off to read that. My MIL was the same. We started planning a larger wedding, realized we couldn't afford it and had a small ceremony instead. We were also worried that my husband's grandmother would no longer recognize us or be alive when we were able to do a larger affair. She did stop recognizing us about 6 months later and the joy in her eyes when she realized her grandson was marrying was worth not having the wedding I originally wanted. Not to his mom, though. She threw a fit and sat there and disparaged everything. Apparently she wanted us to have a big wedding to show up *her* in-laws, since his cousins had been married in large ceremonies and she hadn't been invited to one of them. She's still punishing us.",Oh I wonder why? +"What's to stop someone from slipping a fuck Hillary or something into the wall of text? I wouldn't be surprised if Hillary read and approved the whole thing. That, or like u/Gr1pp717 said, they might just really be that careless, especially considering all the other mistakes they make.",Like that faulty microphone? +"Are you implying that anyone without a scrotum is by default weak, thereby alienating the entire female population into a lesser subclass of individuals? Triggggered.",I.. I hope for your own sake you dropped this +Worgen/OTK warrior.,He already disenchanted charge tho +Put them on the bottom,Don't tell me how to build my ships! +"that is what im saying. if im not validating her, does that make her want me more? (since im different from all the bluepill losers that like all their bullshit)","yes, but she still has to know you exist, and you still have to have some game, status, and mysteriousness to you" +the best screenshot i got from the new illidan questline,I wonder how Johnny Awesome got into an alliance raid +Spectre has been released several times. I wish I could hear 2 new songs instead of 1 from my favorite band which only releases new music once every few years. Is this difficult for other people to understand?,No you're obviously an *entitled* pig +Yeah Unreal Engine 4 I think.,lol no bro you just gotta play the gif in reverse +"If you told me in August that we wouldn't get any NX news in September, I wouldn't have believed you.",They're obviously waiting until Billie Joe Armstrong is awake again so he doesn't miss the news +Chimping out?,That phrasing doesn't seem racist at all. +The only one that doesn't sound dreadful is 28 weeks later. Re do this and try better,It's too bad people have different tastes in movies than you huh bud. +Wanna really watch them squirm? I'm going to circumcise my son. And there's nothing you can do to stop me.,"You might as well just feed him to a pack of wolves, there's no recovery after circumcision." +"Last group last off: Brown, Mathews, Marner, Timashov, Nielsen. #tmltalk #rinkrats","Punk kids not getting off the ice when they're supposed to, looks like we're gonna have an attitude problem." +It would be nice to see an amendment to the City of Toronto Act that would give city hall veto power over OMB decisions.,"Ya, because if there is *anything* Toronto City Council has shown over the last 30 years is that it listens to sound planning...." +Spectacular Rockslide in Switzerland,Where's the American asshole who pushed it over? +"Yup, Warp Drive is right up the road.","I've been trying to get a picture of the street sign for ages, I always forget by the time I'm driving by it to get my phone out." +"If you were writing a romance or Rom-com about Autistic people, what would you put the characters through?",An apartment with five other students who have other disorders. +"The myth that people didn't ever bathe back in the day is just that, a myth.",Yeah and the Black Plague had nothing to do with hygiene or people cleaning themselves +Another Miss Universe Contestant Says She Was Fat-Shamed By Donald Trump,I bet she was the second getaway driver and sold crystal meth to middle schoolers and is fat and ugly too. +To go with that - making the bed.,"To go with that, cleaning in general." +Welcome to American education,"He said knives, not bullets!" +Reid Congratulates GOP For Eight Years Obstructing The First Black President,Republicans didn't like Obama because he was black. +"It would be much cheaper to just cut the health transfers to other provinces, and bring their serious illness and death rates up to 'level the playing field' in another way. Thoughts?","Wow, you're a nice person aren't ya" +"omg this is why i frequent this sub, grails found.",You forgot +Pro Tour Kaladesh: MTGFinance Preview,...while they prey their team has read the meta game correctly I pray for you +he'll really think shes flirting,I know lol! +"We can give billions to the Muslim brotherhood and Isreal, we can keep purchasing tanks the military isn't asking for... Or we could spend just a fraction of one of those payments and fix this broken VA system. I feel so terribly for people who have served for us, this should be criminal. And Obama and Congress are responsible also. Where is the promised VA reform?",Well VA scandal articles stopped bringing in clicks so now no more need for a reform! +I thought for sure he was a white hispanic!,I'm sure he identifies as a racist white Hispanic. +It's pretty insane how you Friscans are willing to pay so much money to live in a city that doesn't even provide basic civic functions such as law-and-order. Why is that? There does seem to be a general softness in SF when it comes to violent crime which serves to empower and encourage violent criminals.,How dare you impose on these peoples right to live as they choose!!! +"If France wants to ban the hijab/veils/burqa, that's fine and their priority. Don't like it? Don't move to France. Likewise, if you are are going to Iran and they want you to hijab, then you must do it. Don't like it? Don't go to Iran.",Hooraay for isolationism +To get my favorite community to cross their fingers and pray for me bc I fucked up and FEd with someone with all my money.,That's totally this community exists and posts like this are completely valid +Sean did not lie this proves it.,You forgot the +FUCK THAT. that's like pulling someone nail off.,Actually the best description is cutting the first joint of all your fingers. +Exit Music (For a Film),"It's amazing because every time I hear that song end, Let Down (which is even more a depressing song) starts playing in my head, even if I'm not playing the whole album." +Inb4 hate because its not your favorite artist,I'm not watching unless its the Beatles. +"Haha, awesome! Thanks so much! Flying in from Maryland so reading the weather report from here is usually over hyped.","It only rains for hours when it is a hurricane, feeder bands from a hurricane, tropical storm, and so forth." +"Curated cards aren't going to be too rare, but the list has some...ahem...gems on it that you're going to be less than thrilled about opening.",Hoo boy that sweet [[kird ape]] +Facts and reason are what are keeping us down maaan,Must be great to live in alternate reality +They still have Clarence!,Who? +Well Done Grand Ma..,Grand Ma..stet. +Three Heroes,Idk if it still belongs here if 1 out of the 3 is a guy +"they had comments on before, and they were just universally shitting on this idea and how shitty mtgo is in general, not surprised they ended up disabling them, lol",But don't worry man they care about your feedback +"Did anyone manage to catch a glimpse of Mayanti's face today?? I cannot, for the life of me, look up!","Hey that's cool, let's be sexist about female sports reporters." +"But if it's one day after I graduate I can say, I just got a degree right?",What about saying The judge's ruling was just? +I don't think acknowledging that is racist at all. But I think making derogatory statements towards any race is only perpetuating the problem,POOR WHITE PEOPLE WE ARE SOOOO OPPRESSED LIFE IS HARD +Space-Time Cow.,I wish he has nether strike as ult +Perfect landing,BUT DID YOU DIE +"However, you are wrong that the Hopewell Indians are supported by evidence, or fit the nephite description. They had no written language. They had no goldsmithing technology. They were not Christian The book of Mormon makes three basic claims: a book written on gold, testifying of Christ. The Hopewell fail on all three most-basic claims.","Dammit, Mithryn, I was about to go get re-baptized!" +F,U +Panties in a twist is a sexist remark and shouldn't be used anymore.,Well excuse me for using an classic American idiom in **MY** phraseology +I'm still waiting for a 64-bit version of Steam.,It will come a month after Half Life 3 is released +The first one was repetitive.,"No, the AC series started with AC2." +I've never cum to a bj in my life and I've been sexually active for 20 years.,You just haven't met the right BJer. +For real? You didn't say can you please talk on the phone somewhere else? This is the quiet coach.? Maybe you should try that next time. Some people really just are unaware. Maybe next time start with that.,Nah mate better to just publicly shame someone on the internet passive aggressive like +Well he's got a point. He's a freak of nature and one of the best true athletes in the game,The poor man's Tebow. +Godsent loses to LDLC in ESEA Premier,Lost their fnatic sponsored cheats +"Broncos will be the Eels of 2017, this is just the beginning. I'm calling it","No, Broncos could never get done for going over the cap." +"You might want to get him some fighting lessons too, he's definitely gonna get picked on",Yes because no one has ever played Pokemon +What is happening on 35 at this hour?,"Remember kids, adding lanes doesn't help traffic." +"Anything on PC is inherently more competitive, how many games are even played on console?? I can think of CoD, Halo and GoW (which has like no scene), compared to the many games on PC","That doesn't mean that it's 'inherently' more competitive, it's just tells us that there are more examples of popular PC esports." +This is why we shouldn't have the halo.,"Also seatbelts, it took too much time for him to get out." +"TIFU by making my class thinking my family couldn't afford food. So, as usual, this happened about four years ago, back when I was a freshman in high school. In health class, we had an assignment (which now that I think of it was actually pointless) where we had to write 3 of our wishes for later in life, and the teacher would somehow grant them to us, which obviously didn't happen.. Anyways, I was pretty dumb back in the day and would do anything to try to be funny. I had health class right before lunch and that's usually all I thought about. For one of my wishes, I wrote, I wish that I get to eat lunch today. For some odd reason, the class didn't give me the reaction I expected. Instead of the class bursting into laughter, everyone just looked at me. I ignored it until about 2 days later when several people who I'd never talked to before came up to me and offered to sit with me at lunch, even though I had many friends. Many people offered their condolences and wished things would go better for me. News spread fast and even teachers felt bad for my financial issue. At that point, it was too late to tell anyone it was a joke, so I just went with it for the rest of the year. By the time I was in my sophomore year, most people had forgotten about it, but boy was freshman year awkward.. TL;DR: Told everyone in my health class that I wished to eat lunch that day, everyone thought my family couldn't afford food.",Isn't this an episode of Malcom In The Middle +"What peeves me about this model is that I'm being taxed twice. I paid $17000 in stamp duty, and now, so that others don't have to pay stamp duty, my rates are going up! Correct me if I have this wrong.",you are not wrong. +"Medios oficialistas como p12 son mercenarios, los tipos por un mango hablan bien o mal y como les pagaban los k los tipos tienen que tirarle mierda al pro si o si",Por suerte los medios independientes como Clarin no son asi +Sounds to me like you're pretty racist. You might want to get that looked at.,well - he does want the best for his daughter +"Hillary Clinton Announces New National Service Reserve, A New Way for Young Americans to Come Together and Serve Their Communities",But but but she has no plans or policies! +So if she was applying for a job and the black female (so we can eliminate sexism) hiring manager told her she doesn't hire white people...what word would she use to describe how she was discriminated against?,Justice. +"I haven't been to Munich to compare but Luxembourg took the cake in my opinion. They had full choirs in fancy 1800's style dresses. They had a calliope, and full jazz bands. The city is great but it's almost too perfect, it's just a bit too clean.","I hear you, I prefer my towns covered in garbage thrown from car windows and for them to have streets filled with half dressed homeless people." +Japan OKs $1.5 billion contract for new Tokyo stadium,"I'm sure it will stay on budget- I mean, cities *always* end up spending way less on the Olympics that they initially budget for" +Ralph Who? Millennials backing 3rd Party Candidates ignorant of Nader votes tipping the 2000 election to Bush (leading to the Iraq War),Winning the youth vote through bitchy condescension! +what is the name of the option i have latest the driver,"Look in the panel options of Intel hd, and select in the screen options, scale" +I dont here the new Sounds,"U can try to delete the file where the audios is, Steam will download the data again" +Riot Meddler I think it's quite likely we move to a 10 ban system,Thats a lot of bans +Won't matter. The folks protesting will never think it was a justified shooting. They will still flip out when the offciers aren't charged with murder.,But it wasn't justified because he has been sued for sexual harassment in the past! +"Yes, make it absolutely illegal. There are even talks of mandatory investigation to determine wheter a miscarriage was a result of intentioanl actions or not. Also, if there were any complications during prenatal tests etc. the doctor could be facing up to, I think, three years of prison. So many doctors are straight up saying that if this law passes most of them would be forced to not offer some vital tests in fear of ending up in prison.",I wonder if this will lead to those seeking an abortion to go abroad/full on emigrate. +"Probably only US servers' data is important to you? Since otherwise you'd need to filter out some occasional foreign languages on EU english servers, not to forget the cultural differences in language",So no logs from US-Illidan either? +"If from the emergence of mankind every environment that we have interacted has been negatively affected, maybe we should not try to colonize other planets...?",If every life has ended in death maybe we should stop living. +Every time I see someone write CO2 or H2O with a zero instead of the letter O it makes me shake my head.,For all intensive purposes it's basically the same thing. +"i mean, if you were interested enough to follow them on IG or Twitter, you'd probably have enough patience to search NYU sustainability in the search field. 9 times out of 10, that'll display the correct account.","Yes, because making a prospective visitor/client/etc do the work of finding you instead of just giving them the details makes all the sense in the world, doesn't it?" +/pol/lock wonders if he's Red Pilled.,Sauce on that grill please? +Rand Paul Restores Vision to Lady for Free | 38th Free Eye Surgery,But he's not a real eye doctor! +"Wow, have you lost weight?","No, where would you get that from?" +"Who would you call up to the Cuba and New Zealand friendlies? These would be my picks: Forwards: Wood, Altidore, Morris, Johannsson, Kiesewetter Mids: Pulisic, Bradley, Nagbe, Gooch, Stanko, Kitchen, Johnson, Arriola Defenders: Besler, Miazga, Carter-Vickers, Gonzalez, Yedlin, Acosta, Rosenberry Keepers: Guzan, Howard, Horvath If you don't agree, who would you replace and why?","I say we call up Nagbe, then not use him." +One of the worst flow charts I've seen in a while,I'm feeling better about NYU not accepting me +seeing the end on minimap would be nice so we know which side to run.,"Run west, problem solved" +"Travelers of Reddit, what surprised you about poorer countries?",All the brown people +I miss lumpy as a mod :(,"Me, too." +Rx 480? Soo.. i was always planning on getting a gtx 1060 just saving up. My mother happened to be at best buy and called me that she got me a surprise but just got me a radeon rx 480 8GB. I know its still good but... how fucked am i? Ive always hear bad shit about amd gpu,Your mom sounds awesome +"Not to evoke one side or the other, but if the US and Russia hadn't treated Syria as a proxy war much of this wouldn't have happened. Unfortunately, this is probably only the beginning of this mess.",Turned out great when we and Russia did it with Korea(back when there was only one Korea). +Someone came into my store with these.,Need to see the boost to be sure +"Haven't seen it yet but I'll give you a hint, it's something all the Marvel Netflix shows have in common.",A weak season finale? +"Why is it that teams with financial issues such as Manor don't simply cover their cars with sponsors to generate ad revenue? There is plenty of space on the Manor cars. Maybe they have trouble finding sponsors, but surely there are many businesses that would buy ad space for the right price?",Yeah its that simple +What turns you On?,Make out movies +"Good on him, but I'm worried about the day he dives for something that needed to be thrown out, but not obviously so.",Poor people don't get salmonella +Debate Organizers Admit There Were 'Issues' with Trump's Microphone,"Well there you go, that explains his whole performance!" +i want Labyrinth + GT and u got a deal,That was all I could offer sorry +I still have watch paint dry in my wishlist,"If you want Watch paint dry, just buy a bucket of paint." +WTF Firmino is on 0 bonus points,Expect Naughton to get all 3 +She's only been 5 days on live? Obviously I only have last 7 days selected? Because I can't select a day alone?,You can select the current build from the dropdown. +"Everyone, join me.",;_;7 +What's the point in muting nobody?,:c Typical riven main^ +But then the kid wouldn't learn the valuable life lesson that society is out to get you.,Kids need to learn only the rich can afford to break the law! +Wtf? This post makes no sense,But I love good thing bad thing penguin xD! +"Jazznoir's Favorite Albums (Free Vote) There was a thread up about the essentials of the genre, but the guy got deleted, so I figure we could do it again. Comment with your favs but especially upvote other entries if yours is already there. One album per comment, to keep it tidy.",Mike Figgis - Leaving Las Vegas (Soundtrack) +updates have been on Saturdays before my hope would be the Halloween event,Yeah because the summer game event went into the ptr first +and original,yes. +There's a hollow cavity behind the forehead. The brain is pretty deep in there.,Sounds legit. +Animal Cruelty Bill Defeated Again.,"Good, it was a terrible bill that was using animal cruelty as a cover to attempt to ban hunting and fishing." +can anyone sell me tyrande code?,how u gonna buy it if u dont have credit card? +got 24 keys for heatwave right now,If you can add items worth 5-6 keys then yeah. +"Cheaters are like cancer cells. SE is like a doctor that administer the chemotherapy. Done wrongly and you kill the cancer cells AND the good cells. I would say it is very technical challenging to kill all the cancer cells (cheaters) without killing a single good cell (legit player). Either way, someone will get burnt. I had seen games where the ban wave ban cheaters and legit players. It would be fair to give SE Global management team more time to come up with a win-win solutions for us. Some solutions for Battle Tower rewards will be like: * Kill 50 boss to receive 1 summon ticket; kill 100 boss to receive 50 ability ticket; kill 125 boss to receive Heartful egg * Top 500 get Heartful egg; for Rank 501-100,000, those rank ending with 8 also get Heartful egg, e.g.; 508, 518, 528, 1008, 2008 also get Heartful egg. This helps those that just join the game to have access to the rewards too * Removed Heartful Egg from the reward and put Heartful Egg into the chest that we get for every 5 levels. That mean if you kill the 55th Boss, instead of getting 1 ability ticket, you have a chance to get Heartful Egg. Once you got Heartful Egg, you will always get 1 ability ticket. I hope SE do implements one of these solution to help newcomers and experienced players level the playing fields with cheaters. If cheaters can create new accounts and kill 100 boss in 1 day, ban wave is not going to solve anything. What SE can do is to make it less motivating for cheaters to cheat. That is why a lot of store like 7/11 have less than $100 in the store after dark.","I think SE should implement some sort of counter for damage taken, so that we can see if cheaters are using the hack or not" +This is the first match Ive had in 4 months that hasn't immediately unmatched me. Im not prepared to give up that easily,That's rough Try follow rules 1 and 2 more closely +THE ONLY THINGS LOWER THAN THE LAKERS WIN TOTAL IS GOING TO BE CHICAGO'S THREE-POINT PERCENTAGE AND THE NUMBER OF GAMES DERRICK ROSE PLAYS FOR NEW YORK THIS SEASON.,**THE ONLY THING HIGHER IN VOLUME THAN MICHAEL JORDAN'S TEARS NEXT SEASON IS GOING TO BE KYLE LOWRY** +And Becky and Charlotte don't have as strong a passion?,"No you don't understand, Charlotte is Ric's daughter so clearly she's only here because nepotism" +"Is there any way to change the type of farm you are on in the xml files? I have been wanting to change to a different type of farm, but I just can't bring myself to make a new profile. Anyone know what I could do?","Go ahead, but when you have issues with crops and livestock drowning cause the islands look pretty then take screenshots for us to laugh at." +It says GRAND OPENING I'm pretty sure.,No it clearly says GRAND DAD +Ez 4 aimlock,subroza +He most definetely does not decrypt them lmao chill. If he did he could of told us months ago there's no super ee.,"I posted all obfuscated GSC here and evidence why there no super ee,my post was deleted in less then a second." +Are... Are those chocolate chips?,"Yeah, trying a new mocha recipe.." +Already bought digitally so idc,"Sorry to hear that, as it says there you need the disc" +On memes.,"you clearly have some problem with a normal discussion, please return to 4chan and leave reddit to rational people who can defend its opinion." +The UN wasn't created to be fair but rather to prevent another world war. Sad but true,Next thing you'll tell me is that the police are merely there to enforce laws and not to protect and serve! +Printed textbooks have always had indexes that contain almost every key word you could be searching for.,Us millennials are far too entitled for that +"Hillary Clinton calls anyone who doesn't vote for her a basket of deplorables, and she calls Bernie Sander supporters children of the recession who are basement dwellers in their parent's house. What does she call her own supporters?",Suckers +Agreed....and I have a vagina,"you're a special girl, not like all those other girls, right." +"Eh, I don't hate the Red Sox, I actually like a lot of their players. Now their fans on the other hand...","Fine, you have to root for the happiness of their fans then" +Any good baseball documentaries to watch?,Pitch it's on fox. +More like it was a cesspit of alt-right weenies whining about Trudeau's plan to be talking to russia about the arctic. Talking to people you may not like is how you solve problems like an adult.,B-b-but free speech. +"So you think Trump is going to start killing them if he's elected? Because marking people wasn't really the main issue of the holocaust, it was kind of what followed that.",Yeah because there was nothing wrong with what Hitler did before the mass executions began +My Mom bought me this as a house warming gift. Couldn't be happier.,What are those? +I wear my beat box skills.,Youre a fruitcake m8 +What is Shariah? Was the author trying to type sharia?,Hillary will insist on adding an h to the end of all words. +"Residential, car, metal cage, or wall Luke can go all Kool Aid Man through everything.",Racist! +Ice T being cool,This used to be a Family Show. +I wouldn't mind seeing him played on the left if he can curl shots like that,if only we had a year's worth of proof that he can curl a ball when shooting. +Fireball is risky because you can miss. Lightning works because it's instant and the radius is larger.,You need to freeze them first just in case they're too fast. +"Amazes me how people are so blind by their hatred to not realize their being told how to think. Just like the cave. Just so happens the times obtained his tax returns. Who gave them the tax docs I wonder? But hey, he's a Republican so he must be bad, right? It's what we're told to believe.",I'm sure you had the same concern when Hillary's E-mails were hacked. +"U.S. drone strike kills 15 civilians in Afghanistan, United Nations says",So can Afghani widows and families sue the US now? +I couldn't believe nobody else said it...always ruins my day...let it go...let it go...ugh,"Yep, I immediately thought this and had to scroll a surprisingly long way down to find it." +I'm pretty sure the creator of a character has the right to do whatever he wants with it.,That's what the revisionists want you to think! +Helicopter parents.,"I know, rotor blades have no place around children" +Godzilla. Covers up half the screen and one shots everything. Hard counter would be the oxygen destroyer,HARAMBE is godzilla +SNL's debate reenactment was hilarious,"It's pronounce Gyna and everybody says so, and Hillary is an orange faced weird hair person with a mouth that purses into a little butthole." +Hillary Clinton on Twitter: Hurricane #Matthew is a major storm. I urge everyone to follow emergency instructions and evacuate if you're told to. Stay safe Florida. -H,Shut up nerd. +Not quite. Since the burka (burkini) is banned for both men and women in france. In Iran only women have to wear the Hijab men are exempt. This is about gender discrimination and the position women have in society.,"This argument worked so well when people used it to say Gays have equal rights, gay marriages are banned for straight and gay alike" +"Uuuugh, I hate hobby-gatekeeping. And it's never, ever women doing the gatekeeping...funny... I make a point to ask the peewee football kids about their games when they come to the library, in the hopes of nipping this bullshit girls don't know about sports thing in the bud.","Excuse me, but you mentioned the library- can you even name all of the JD Robb In Death books?" +"Obvious satire, no cringe here!",The amount of satire I see on this sub makes me think that you're all a bunch of morons! +"So if I'm mexican, what are my prospects like?",Drug dealer in china are hiring too +"Even for a non Hamilton fan, it was hard listening to the pain in his voice",I guess only VES can be blamed for this +damn i'm looking toned rn,"Stop being creepy, Emma doesn't like it" +Raceboy77 almost made my girlfriend and I wet ourselves.,"Oh boy, Gee willikas Batman thats hilarious." +"First Ammendment is pretty important, yo.",Not as important as the second though right? +Don't insult the khaleesi.,No one dare insults the mother of dragons without facing consequences. +My dad and myself are dyslexic too. He came up with the most amazing stories when I was a kid. I'm getting him to write them down so I can tell them to my kids some day.,Wait... But how do dyslexics use Reddit? +"What exotics are worth using? There are so many exotics in the game now, but every time I see one mentioned in a video or in a thread, someone always says but it takes your exotic slot, you'd be better off to use it for something else. Can anyone give me a rundown of what exotics are useful and in what game modes they do best in?",Astrocyte Verse +"Apply for scholarships. You'd never believe how many thousands and thousands of them there are, for people of any skill level and background.",so that's the super secret no one told me... +Very important gamr for Ingram he needs to score at least 20-25 points,"Yeah, def important to his entire career he has to play and score points." +Gameday Thread Jags vs Colts This is the week guys. I feel it. My credit card is just begging to slam some reddit gold.,Please don't screw this up! +THE LOGIC IS CRUSHING MY WEAK VEGAN MIND! QUICK! BRING ME ALL THE MEATS SO I TOO CAN HAVE SO MANY LOGICS!,You're probably protein deficient. +No it doesn't when you get to higher ranks. Most Shamans just play the matchup wrong.,I guess Muzzy going 0-3 vs the same control warrior at rank 2 first day of the season is just a bad player then. +"Inspired by Bethesda's Fallout -Correct me if I'm wrong, but that sounds an awful lot like whoever wrote the article thinks Bethesda made Fallout.","Nah, they just ruined it" +"Fallout 3 was Oblivion with guns, if you wanna argue semantics.",And Oblivion was Morrowind with Captain Picard +NarcoTerrorist : Abu Sayyaf uses drug money to to finance daily operations.,Abu Sayyaf are not criminals - Mein Fuhrer Duterte +Did you really just try to compare mAh size?,Did you just ignore everything else he said? +"There's a reason why essentially every special operations unit, police force, and military in the world has switched to 9mm. Big bullets not only means far fewer bullets, but the higher recoil means quick and accurate follow up shots are nearly impossible. Having kickass ammo doesn't mean shit if you miss the first shot and get cut to pieces by the return fire while you're trying to line up a second shot.","True, forgot the" +This would be a great improvement to the ingame HUD imo,But... but.. sounds. +"I didn't believe those people were real. Then I had an exchange yesterday with someone who wanted Sanders originally. Now wants Stein, but is voting for Trump. WTF?",Apparently there is a vast left wing and a vast right wing conspiracy of those who don't like Hillary. +Donald Trump,"Yes, because Hillary Clinton is clearly the better choice over Trump" +What's on elige's AK?,Jizz +"November is fall, don't be retarded.","You are right, it is pretty soon." +You should start taking double or triple potions of sacrament.,"I've been a 16 year old boy, and I will keep avoiding the bread they are touching." +"Ah, the female mind...",How can I make this domestic abuse about me? +"Hispanic and black jokes are really all the same... Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.","Hey, a joke I've never heard before!" +This game is bullshit but is anyone else really worried about Gostkowski? I'm scared he might be losing his mental focus after missing the PAT in the AFCCG... he isn't looking very good.,Wtf is this Gost talk.. Refuckinglax +"Patriots get shut out for first time since 2006, and first time at home since 1993 2006: 21-0 loss to Miami 1993: 6-0 loss to NYJ","Well guys, I guess it's time to fire Bill Belichick." +nobody would know,"Well, he can just rape the first one and then let the word spread" +Oh so we're not giving Siemian late hit calls?,Young QBs can't get hurt so we shouldn't call that +Why are you slightly upset about this?,Because it's hurting my Samsung stock obviously. +"Children should be taught about suffering under the British Empire, Jeremy Corbyn says",Herp derp but we built them railways and educated those savages +4chan will probably shut down soon,Shit were will i get all my shemale porn now +"Fuck no. Jimbo never fires anyone. I think he's too stubborn to admit he makes bad hires like anyone else. On top of that, Jimbo lobbied to have this guy's salary raised and contract extended when Auburn tried to do us a favor and hire him last offseason. FSU plays some pretty bad offenses toward the end of the season. What will happen is the D will *look* better due to inferior competition, Jimbo will convince himself that things have been fixed, and we will be stuck with the worst D coordinator in program history for yet another season.","But guys, it's the same defense we ran in '13, '14, and '15!" +"No, look at the guy who's in first place.",Yeah I forgot to put the +Basically notice how people that have lived war voted Yes and forgave FARC for what they did while people that only have seen war through their TVs voted No,"Arauca, Meta, Caldas, Antioquia, Caqueta... yeah totally untouched by war" +"Or you look at how they are handling the Swiss demand for these exact changes, and how the Swiss have been forced to back down.","Turns out 500 million people in the world's largest economy all working as a single bloc have a hell of a formidable negotiating position... who fucking knew, boys?" +We have a lot more to talk about since i've worked at another cable company for the past 10 years.,Make the switch to Sprint today! +Is hypothetically he could be such a bad businessman that he never pays taxes ever. AND his tax plan involved gutting taxes for only his tax bracket while raising taxes for everyone else. Why do people actually vote for him?,"Because the problem with the American dream, is that its created a country full of people who are millionaires, or else will be millionaires really really soon" +So I was doing Arena and I ran into this Ensa-Taya lead...,he clearly didn't quit immediately if he stayed around to summon for ensa +Whats some good shit we get around here? newly a spry young man of 21 years.,Ale 8 +What is starting to really become a problem?,Them black folks... ( I'm a black man). +There weren't any terrorist attacks on US soil until Obama became president. Giuliani said so,Why wasn't Obama in the oval office on 9/11? +I'm highly annoyed that while Azan was trying to vocalize what happened that Nicole constantly interrupted him. I wouldn't have had half the restraint Azan did.,"Well, you should know she's not a sit and listen type of girl..." +Nikon D200,"Thanks for the reply, great shot!" +"Military service after high school Hey everyone, I have a question: Are there any other fellow cadets here who plan on joining the military after their high school years? If so, what do you intend to do(MOS), how long do you plan to stay in, enlisted or officer?, and why do you plan on joining? Personally, despite me only being a C/Private/unofficial PFC(MCJROTC), I consider myself a patriotic and a proud American. I love this country, and I would gladly put my education on hold in order to serve. Now naturally, I'm joining the Marine Corps because I want to earn the title of United States Marine and my EGA and Dress Blues).","Although I personally didn't continue with ROTC or the military after I left high school I have a fair number of friends who did ROTC or went to academy's after high school and i would definitely suggest you do the same (if your grades permit), not only do you get an education and a degree in case you decide to leave the military but the pay grade of an officer is significantly higher and being an officer would be more beneficial for the corps" +The Bucks picking up Beasley and Snell I doubt they're looking for a wing. Either could be picked up by Philly who have a handful of D league guards on the roster and may be looking to upgrade.,"I forgot about those pickups, good catch." +I think the point they are going for is spontaneous and romantic. I really doubt the people who made this are like yeah fuck it who cares what she wants,No it's clearly an ad made by men to diminish women and normalize sexual assault! +Healthcare is free in most countries that aren't as cucked as the USA.,"Free = communism in 'Murican, and 'Murica ain't about that life, yo..." +Yes and no... Have a look at how many articles about Ricciardo Fox Sports Australia / Fox Motorsport post vs F1 stories about other drivers... Just got to appeal to the bulk of your audience.,What about Palmer? +Karambit Doppler Phase 1 135 Keys,Great price +#Fucking Jew Bastard - Hillary Clinton,So Bernie is Chelsea's father? +"My fiancee (from Japan, visiting my folks' place in the US for the first time) to my mom: Your house has the handsomest Jesuses.",Is he gay? +Can't download a car. Or Diet Coke.,...Soon... +Clinton up 6 in POLITICO/Morning Consult national poll,Liberal biased media! +See \#5.,Guess I forgot this: +I think they still go to Knoxville next week if UT wins.,I think you mean if Alabama wins. +BREAKING NEWS WIKILEAKS: Hillary Clinton on Assange Can't we just drone this guy. The MSM will cover this. SPREAD IT.,"C'mon guys, that was six years ago and was a sarcastic joke, don't you know that Donald is encouraging violence at his rallies?" +"Last term, we had our first black president. But if Donald Trump wins... Orange is the New Black.",Repost bruh +"sorry, there are many of us who don't want to waste our time doing military service","Well if I think of the least positive thing is it will make us a more fitter and healthier nation, youth might get disciplined too." +"I do have natures way for some spot removal, and also wanted to fit [[rabid bite]] in for similar reasons, but my main goal with this deck was to use the counters and a naturally higher toughness to take my critters out of reasonable burn range ASAP. 4 toughness means they have to use a lot of energy on a harnessed lightning or chandra's ability to kill it, and 5 toughness in this format just about means I'm trading 2:1 if they want to kill. I havent fully thought of a sideboard but some obvious additions for me would be summary dismissal (for emrakul rampers) and a bounce or two (for aetherflux bombs). another consideration for sideboard is [[waxing moon]] in case they have a ton of tokens to block I can use it as a mini-overrun. Thanks for your insight though!",Nature's way is basically rabid bite but better. +Gun control != giving up your rights,So make it illegal for gangbangers to own guns +"What if her boyfriend isn't home, but she just wasn't looking at reddit because she decided to nap or play video games or watch a movie her BF wouldn't like or paint or practice drums? The worst part of this shitshow is that. My princess is not talking to me, her evil captor Chad has returned to wisk away mlady just as we started to fall in love.","What if OP is the one who made the initial comment (Red) on an alt account, knowing fully well that it would be a magnet for gentlesirs attracted by the prospect of a maiden not being fawned over 24/7, just so this screenshot could be posted here, garnering that greasy neckbeard karma." +More likely to complete. Women are more likely to attempt.,"Heh, just one more thing men are better at than women" +!!!!!!!HOLY.FUCKING. SHIT. - DRUDGE Just Dropped The BOMB ON BILL!!!!!!,It might help with the black vote. +"TOTW Guesses! We all know Julio is getting an upgrade, but who's getting a TOTW card? - I got Michael Crabtree (maybe a bias Raider fan guess, but dude was ballin)",Tom Brady +Pretty terrifying. Means he is doing a good job though. We need more people like him.,Seemed to work out well for Snowden too +What is the most impressive fan theory out there?,Jar Jar is Snoke +You'll get a legend the moment you feed the meat to a rare recruit... trust me FeelsBadMan,Fed meat to RR and instapulled afterwards ... pure regret +RCP average has HRC up 2.5. Trumps really spiraling alright,Because RCP is unbiased... +"Yeah, so? Is Iowa better than Singapore or something?","Yeah, so let's aggressively misunderstand each other here, the place is more fun this way!" +Anybody else's SCB disappear? (it was a new 4 way one),"Maybe because of the curacao guys... It said exactly gold, and 2 curacao players needed but there's only 1 gold curacao player in the game :p" +This woman wasn't physically harming anyone. There's no need to permanently imprison all mentally ill Canadians just yet... or whatever it is you're implying should be done.,"Can I at least yearn for a world where everybody is normal, and productive?" +Jamaican jerked halibut =),Those Jamaicans are *disgusting* for doing that to a fish. +All you have to do is jump to the side.,I'm sure every new player understands this coming into the game. +yeah i dont think you know how chords work,i dont hear any chords in any songs these days either +The thing about quotes on the internet is that it's hard to verify their authenticity - Abraham Lincoln,She said mmhmhmuhhmuhmmhuhuum during this scene and we interpreted it this way +Louisville's defense is obviously very good and has been tested against very good offenses. Until Michigan plays a game against a good offense (and there's only one on your entire schedule) you can't really argue that your defense is on another level from Louisville.,You dropped this? +I'd argue you're wrong on the not ready for the job bit.,Nah he is an american therefore he l could never cut it has a top coach because he's tainted. +Nice Guy Seeks Female Roommate - Resubmitted,"I love how the majority of pictures are just him, not even the house." +Because I love you guys.. here's a free Windows COA,"Taken, got it OP!" +"2 dblades from 7 abysses doesnt define dblade droprates, you just got very lucky. the commonly accepted blade droprate is 1/100! I don't know exactly about the doku, but my best guess is also 1/100",drop rate of dblade is 1/2 either you get it or you don't +"Week 4 Game Thread: New York Giants (2-1) @ Minnesota Vikings (3-0) Game Time: 8:25 EST Location: U.S. Bank Stadium (Cuz the Metrodome collapsed.) Network: ESPN Inactives: * CB Eli Apple, Hamstring - Out * T Marshall Newhouse , Calf - Out * S Darian Thompson, Foot - Out * S Nat Berhe, Concussion - Out * RB Rashad Jennings, Thumb - Out * DT Robert Thomas, Illness (Bubonic Plague?) - Out Discuss whatever you wish. You can trash talk, but keep it civil. Turning comment sort to 'new' will help you see the newest posts. Try Chrome Refresh or Firefox's ReloadEvery to auto-refresh this tab. Show your team affiliation - go here to see how you get a logo next to your name",Giants need to get some WRs to throw downfield to for Eli +Do they exist? I only know of one isometric style RPG (Divinity: Original Sin). Are there anymore games similar in style?,Banner saga. +My lifetime dream is to rob a stadium team store,All you need to do is sacrifice an unarmed black man to the local police. +**CANT SIMMER THE ZIMMER-JON GRUDEN**,Is that the new Spider 2 Y Banana? +Looking for one to do a casual trials run XBOX1,I'm game GT: Jimondedanceflo +Yes. Yes you are. And you tried the same shit in the Middle East and it backfired massively.,The Middle East would've been so peaceful if we would just leave them alone. +"They may come off as whiny and entitled to us but my post may be pretentious to them. I more made this post to defend the grind of Destiny, and why Strike specifics are exclusive to strikes. Not to mention the 2/3 different posts on the first couple pages of DTG all basically saying the same thing.",True... but they're wrong you know +Did they tell you how much it would cost?,You forgot the +Which fallout? This is a big determining factor on your nerditude.,"New Vegas for Gameplay, 3 for story" +I live in an area with one of the highest unemployment rates in the country. 'coincidentally' we're also in a massive crime wave. No way those can be linked...,"Thats ok, the important people don't live around there anyway." +"Of course the game does nothing to relate you are a criminal, its just that all the games start with the player as a prisoner with no explanation of why. Wouldn't the player have had to earn their incarceration? In Oblivion the guard says something to the effect of no one is supposed to be in this particular cell. Then they let you go free after an attack by the game's main enemies. Just like the Imperials do in Skyrim. It's an Imperial that frees you from your shackles.","You're actually free'd by the person you choose to follow, so not just the imperials." +Comments in some major subs incredible look like propaganda,I love them don't you +Ali was a piece of shit honestly. The greatest heavyweight of all time - but a piece of shit and a racist. (Whole comments section is white boys commiserating together about how oppressed they are.),DAE Muhammad Ali leterally Hillary (who is Hitler) +Salamat po sa upvote haha,Shet.. so conio naman you with the upvote.. +Evan Blass: Google Pixel & Pixel XL for Verizon In Blue & Silver,"Needs more Verizon logos on that chin, must be fake." +"It took him damn near the entire show to do it, and that was only after he whiny bitched those two people who were helping him dead.","Wow, it's almost like having your entire life stripped away as a somewhat-parasitic foreign body is introduced to your system that turns you into a flesh-eating monster and is literally driving you insane and making you question who you are would be somewhat difficult to cope with." +"To all the lovers of v32, this is the kind of shit you would praise Epic for if they actually did it. v32 Lovers: Man, these v33 patch notes are great! Epic can do no wrong! Can't wait for the black and white patch!","I went from playing 3 matches every day to about 1 every 3-4 day so yes, they dit it, the length of matches went really down..." +"Skeleton key drop rate: stop complaining, it's better than ever Let me get this straight; Pre RoI there was no Skeleton Key, we were getting strike specific drops randomly from final fights. So technically Skeleton Keys aren't new, they just change the mechanic slightly giving us more control. Let me ask you one thing: how many strike specific (aka skeleton keys) drops you got before RoI? I got ZERO Grasps of Malok (despite grinding this fucker omnigul for DAYS), and maybe 5-6 other items from bosses. Countless of strikes completed. HUNDREDS. Post RoI its about 1 key in 20 strikes, which is an unbelievable improvement if you ask me.",But I'm an entitled teenager and want everything RIGHT NOW! +What do I call this?,Kinda looks like a pupil +New Japanese Sun & Moon Trailer (October 4th),So this demo will that release the 23rd of October or the 18th in Europe? +"Full of crap, I say. Doesn't even have all the additions right. What about Shaw and Lehkonen? 4.5% - I would say at least 8%.",Shaw said a gay slur one time so he's obviously not worth anything as hockey player. +A elite dragon,"We have elite, does that count?" +"Yeah but its the same experts who have said we need to do x y and z to fix the economy after the recession. People get sick of being told we need to do this, we need to do that when they're not seeing the results of it. Its the same with Fine Gael saying keep the recovery going while half the country hasn't felt a recovery",Yeah we'd be much better off if we followed the Greek playbook and stuck it to the EU. +Science experiment excites class,"Damn, he slowed down time." +"Always amazes me that the accepted narrative is that white people target blacks for violence, but never the other way around.",Oh that's because it's totally different when they do it because they lack systemic authority. +"Basically, stop attacking foreigners you pricks.","Yeah, attack a local instead, much more traditional." +"One month ago, I gave away (3) $100 gift cards. This time I am giving away 1 dozen of your favorite golf balls! Again, simply fill out my survey and I will draw 3 names.",A video mockup of how a typical gameplay cycle happens would be super helpful +"Good way to get shot. Either by the peaceful protesters for offending them, or by the police in a case of mistaken identity.",Noooo... Black on black violence does not exist. +What Halloween costume can't have a slutty variant?,Stage 4 cancer patient. +When your girl has a miscarriage,"Hey look, it's Pepe the White Supremacist Trump Frog!" +Can the mods sticky something about NV crashing? I'm really tired of the countless posts from people who have no idea why New Vegas is crashing and don't even bother to look it up. ROLL BACK YOUR DRIVER,yeah rolling back your driver.... works on the new generation cards +This hand truck has rungs so it must be a ladder!,I can't see how that could go wrong. +Larger vs smaller? It's usually the case. I wouldn't see why not unless the larger has something fundamentally wrong with it that drains the battery.,It does have Android on it. +Christian lady goes off on Norf Norf by Vince Staples,So maybe Vince ain't for the kids after all? +Poll: Hillary Clinton Holds National Lead Over Donald Trump,"I swear Hillary was having a lead in the polls, tsk tsk tsk Hillary for Jail" +"Sure, but will OnHub get updated at all? Will that USB port ever be useful?",Why not just try out our Google DriveTM services? +Then they would have to do away with the head phone jack.,You forgot this: +Black man with gun pulled over no one killed.,"COMPLY AND YOU DO NOT GET SHOT LIKE A RABID DOG, SEE BLACK PEOPLE THIS ANECDOTE PROVES BLACKLIVESMATTERS IS WRONG." +Wtf? Does this pill just change the lighting of all the rooms in your house??,Your liberal bias is visible +"TIL that I'm not a real woman, I'm just a bag of bones.",At least you won't have to buy a Halloween costume. +He did pay. He paid what he owed. Why is that so hard to understand? Who the fuck pays what they don't owe?,It's +Crazy speeding has led to fatal crash,Putting protective barriers at bus stops is just a really dumb idea. +UWP file explorer,Less is more +Did anyone ever actually think Trump had anything to do with filing his taxes besides putting a signature on something?,"What you mean he doesn't sit down every February with a calculator and one of those green visors and hammers out his taxes, like any good honest American would?" +The next prime is going to come out before The War Within. Calling it.,"That's a mighty bold prediction there, friend." +"Didn't see this on the spec list during the keynote, but it's in the Google Store listing :D","Costs about 700 and its not water resistant, but thank god its got an LED notification...." +In Driver's Ed we actually spent a day practicing map folding.,That's useful +Time is coming? Black Flash???,But we already have Wally +"With an asking price of $649-$869 (same as the iPhones) for the new Pixel phones, Google should keep the phones updated for 3-4 years like the iPhone.",Or be like Samsung and give almost no updates for the same price +Found this awesome j-rich jersey at the thrift store for 3 bucks!,Who is this J-Rich and why did he steal Draymond's #? +"Given the Republican stance on healthcare, it would probably cause them to live longer.",BUT DEATH PANELS! +"And he goes ahead and screams out Wally. Barry isn't that bright in this timeline, is he",Is there a timeline where he is? +Everything has went down since Bach,Except for a brief period when the Spin Doctors were making albums. +Someone at a Glory Hole would be a better moderator,Leave my mom out of this! +Ladders don't dolly or jib like a grip does.,I will say this Ladders jib much fast than any grip could ever +If you pay the fee will they stop asking you to offer for such a drastic percentage off?,You're new here right? +Here it is. The Pence plan was illegal. HA ha ha.,"Jeez... first stop and frisk, then the immigration thing.. these guys love their illegal policies!" +"Huh? I know this sounds crazy, but it is possible to write positive pieces that don't declare undisputed victory. They could have canned articles saying Pence makes strong showing, and convincing case against women's rights and nobody would bat an eye. It's the claim that of a decisive victory that shows the intellectual dishonesty we've come to expect from the right. I know you won't understand why that's different than just writing about a great performance, but to many of us it is.",I'm sure the DNC doesn't do the exact same thing. +Wtf such shitty alts,Forgot the +Are whites discouraged from playing basketball?,Are women discouraged from playing chess? +why haven't you found a great guy yet?!,"Well he did ask where you were from, what else does he need to know about someone?" +What sentence would you have if you tapped the middle button of your phones autocorrect 20 times?,I mean i know you are looking for a part of the newspaper to start with the same person you +"While there are things this does for him solo, I think it actually makes him worse in team situations. The carpet is really powerful.",Its basically a faster sprint plz no nerf 4th ulty +What is / s?,"My bad, I meant" +"If only anybody on the FFXIV dev team had any brains, it's such an obvious and perfect answer to their current mid-core content problem. Doesn't solve any of the real problems the game has, but at least it would provide a buffer.","No, no, only content that takes 0% focus or 110% super team work accuracy." +"Who on here can toeside at 60? Like standup toeside? That would be crazy. I've done like 55mph toeside predrifts, but not 60, and I had a hand down.",60mph toeside standups are easy man +So Putin is the scapegoat for polish stupidity?,Why not both? +"Yes, overrated. He's a volume shooter. He got the third most targets in the NFL last season, but the two people in front of him (Julio Jones with 11 more and AB with 1 more) challenged the all-time receiving season record. The efficiency just isn't there. He's a big bodied guy but he's DOA with the ball in his hands. 300th in the NFL last year in YAC average, and 291st this year. That's fucking horrendous.",My guess is you're just reading stats and don't watch him play. +Yeah but he wasn't smiling while fighting Zod so he may as well have not saved anyone.,Shoulda' grinned when he snapped Zod's neck! +Not even Matt Skiba can save This Is Home. Unless he rewrites the chorus....,"I-I-I, I-I-I, I-I-I hope, do you wanna let go o-o-o, o-o-o 'cause this is home It's perfect, what you on about" +Well that's the first glitch I've ran into..,Literally Unplayable +"WHEN A BLACK PERSON KILLS A BLACK MAN, THAT'S A CRIME FROM A SAME NATION, BUT WHEN A WHITE MAN KILLS A BLACK MAN THAT'S WAR",Obviously this war is wagered by the whites because black people have never killed white people. +Bicycle course,"Now I'm not an expert, but I've been on this sub long enough to know that he most certainly died." +Who determines what is a fair share? You people are never satisfied no matter how much someone who earns more than you pays.,You mean like Trump...? +Legacy of the #7,Get him outta here. +I don't think I can trust this KKK outfit if they can't figure your/you're out.,They lost me right there +It's probably just that they are worried Trump will expose their rumoured affair. He threatened to do something similar weeks ago when they were being really critical. To have it exposed that they are an item would seriously damage the Morning Joe brand. Just like how it hurt them with that leaked recording of them fawning over Donald for a charity donation.,Sounds like a great reason to sell the country out +That and word does get around. They aren't showing second by second.,"Wait, you mean Varys/Littlefinger AREN'T magically teleporting around Westeros?" +Praying to the correct God,"Like you aren't even hiding it, I hope you get banned dude." +"You know what would happen if a girl asked for more? She'd be rejected for someone better who was more quiet and didn't make waves. Happened to me twice in a startup in Silicon Valley, a year and a half ago. Girls can't afford to be pushy or make demands or have any expectations.","Well, i guess you're ONLY women." +"Heath Ledger, best Joker ever.",Wut aboot Caesar Romero? +Greek*,"do your research, (((shill)))" +Me too. People who break into homes deserve what they get.,So you are saying he deserves the laptop and three rings? +To say nothing of the fact that it wouldn't have included Isaiah 2.,Can you help those of us that don't know why Isaiah 2 wouldn't have been included? +So what's the other superpower then?,Uk +Plz no...,Can you imagine the grade A real life adventures we could get? +"Good to know. So yeah, sorry if you ever catch shit from Sov players or anything. I'm not involved at all in that and I'd rather just have peace.",Do we get a similar apology? +"OK FUCKING THEN AUTOMODERATOR. TOO LONG, FUCKING DIDN'T READ, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ABOUT EH?","Calm down dude, it's" +He'll play the only bad thing about him missing practice is he is missing time to build chemistry with Bradford,Really lacking that.. +"Oilers name Connor McDavid captain. Lucic, Eberle and Nugent-Hopkins his alternates.","Come on Lou, you know what to do...lets win something this year before we even start..." +TIL that every autumn you can exchange chestnuts and acorns against gummy bears at the HARIBO factory in germany because the founder was a passionate hunter and wanted to give even poor children the opportunity for some free sweets,Wouldn't that make them gatherers rather than hunters? +"It seems like the person who wrote this never actually read the long in-depth explanation of tiers. Everything here that's used to claim tiers don't matter is actually explicitly addressed in the tier discussion, and is a fundamental part of the tier system. And any class can go up or down a tier, depending on build. And the tiers aren't even always about what's better. Tier 3 is explicitly more flexible than tier 2. Tier 4 has a strong specialty where they tend to dominate, but tend to be limited in other activities.","Yeah, I love reading arguments against power tiers that don't bother to actually put any effort into understanding the potential value or the proper use of a tier system... it's not like that lack of understanding makes their arguments totally invalid or anything." +Post are mostly negative but I must tell we've attracted some suppliers so I'd say this campaign is a succes after all.,At least you've been able to take advantage of a few people. +Yay! Equal jelly for all donuts!,I'm allergic to jelly you inconsiderate fuck. +"You might wanna check your wording. If Jesus was involved none of this would have happened, due to his demon-repellent qualities.",You mean if our lord and savior GabeN was involved stuff wouldn't bug? +"had it for a few weeks now, its an amazing phone, literally nothing to complain about. And it going to get N very soon and very likely O as well.",SoonTM +"Good point, there are no fund managers who would be interested in consistent risk-free long-term returns.",Markets aren't moved by arbitrage pricing +He's Muslim and German? Seems like a strange combo to me but maybe that's only revealing the scope of my ignorance,Ozil is Muslim and German too is that strange too? +Guess how I died?,Obviously because you're life based. +With all the new clothing options now what's your badass biker look like? Still working on making my character not look like an idiot.,No change cause my character is a hired mob goon not a sleazy neo nazi skin head lol +"TIL - Rapper's Delight, at over 14 minutes long, was recorded in one take.",I heard that Almost Paradise was caught in one take. +Does everyone have a friend like this?,Me and my friends use to have 24 hour + calls on Skype but I guess times change. +"You don't write unit tests, do you?","It's okay though, because his code is *self-documenting*." +Why?,"Haha, how dare you ask why." +"MFW I realized that A) there was a spider egg sac somewhere in my car, B) it hatched while I was in class, and C) my car is now covered in webs and baby spiders.","I read that as ear and was *way* more terrified, so at least you don't have spiders in your ear!" +Cars that require premium are more fun.,My aunt's Tiguan is a fucking riot. +Can Someone Tell Me What I Did Wrong,Dude you elbowed him to the chest! +Japanese Americans who had property confiscated when they were put into those camps during WWII were also given reparations afterwards.,I'm sure the government was totally fair and gave them full compensation. +Jack Wilshere vs Hull City,Jack is getting back to his best +New wolverine movie Logan coming next march.,"As someone named Logan, I can't WAIT for all the jokes I'm gonna receive." +"Unborn baby lol. A barely formed embryo is no baby. Comparing the two make no sense. Adoption is an alternative to parenting, not pregnancy. And how about adopting the hundreds of thousands of kids in foster care who desperately need families before worrying about imaginary ones that don't exist yet? Cry harder, downvote martyr.",Didn't know a 8-month fetus was an embryo. +Mountain State Business Index: West Virginia's economy in early stages of recovery,I wonder if selling medical marijuana would help the state with its money and its OD problem? +Get,Me +These fucking graphics,That sure is a beautiful picture of a wall you've got there. +"Oh fuck, I thought it was divide your age by 7 and add 2.","I always think like that too, but I'm not really sure if I should go for 6 or 7 year olds..." +It took me way longer than I would like to admit to understand what is going on I feel a but stupid now,I still don't get what's going on +Replacement Samsung Galaxy Note 7 phone catches fire on Southwest plane,glad to see samsung at the top of their game +"White people have a lot of culture, it's just so widespread it's become general culture. No-one is crying appropriation when the Japanese raid Western religions, names, folklore, culture, fashions and history for cool stuff to sprinkle into their anime series, for example.",Ah c'mon I didn't think I'd have had to clarify that my post was sarcastic... I suppose you really can't go without the +Obama approval hits new high,"CNN, a source for information you can trust" +"I really miss HOI, but what it's been like 4 days. Compared to how long we've been waiting for *other* series (cough SOI), this shouldn't even register. In all seriousness, these fans are being ridiculous. Lewis, any content is great content from you guys,and you're under no obligation to listen to these fools. I'd literally watch anything from you and sips.",I'm still rushing to finish my new dick harness for Divinity 2 so the lads can upload anything at their leisure. +CM Punch,Why's nobody giving him credit for landing that sweet knee on the TD attempt? +"THE BEST, BELIEVE ME","You know it, I know it, everybody knows it, that this is my favourite store on the Citadel." +"Get Lvl 6 before 4:30 How can u get lvl 6 before minute 4:30. i tried jungle stack axe, tried mid. I have no idea. Its kinda hard. What u picked to make this quest?","Lvl 1 Rosh, ask team to leave for that sweet solo xp." +Wouldn't you rather play with good players than constantly bash your head against the keyboard when people make continually awful mistakes? Or they never listen? Or they think they are the most amazing person when they are actually not that great?,"yeah, nothing makes me happier than a li ming that soaks top lane all game." +"Just saw a coworker I haven't seen in a month or two and he said, you look like you've been buffing up. I've honestly never heard that one before, sounds like I've been waxing my car.","Maybe he was talking about your car, way to assume bro" +This Video Is Going Viral! Hillary Is Fuming For A Good Reason! -,Fair and balanced! +"Throwback Thursday - First Female Alawite Officer Defects (October 11, 2012)",Awesome comments. +That's nothing. I was at a Hayseed Dixie concert and one of the guys broke a string and then changed it out and tuned it while still playing.,Bass doesn't count. +"The truth is..they didn't. What happened was they had created amazing specimens in Klay Thompson, Steph Curry and Draymond Green and then created this random team called the Golden State Warriors to test that team out!!",Yah but now they are ring chasers that just buy their teams. +"The filesize for SunMoon is 26,215 blocks; 3.2gb Check serebii, discuss",It's because thegame file will transfer over to the NX so the assets need to be larger +Shit I forgot about Suter in my outrage. Well there's another.,I think it's clear Suter is not a top-20 defenseman. +What event do you think would have to happen in order for U.S. citizens to physically and/or violently overthrow the government?,Nice try intelligence agencies. +"idk man, I know people that still call Kobe and Big Ben rapists.",You leave Big Ben Wallace out of this. +that's placebo IMO. Atleast I play the same,"nah m8, i got my shiny new ak vulcan and instantly ranked up, skins = skill" +No it wasn't. Otherwise she'd be facing charges. The FBI director said that no prosecutor could drum up a case against her.,"Yeah, people in power always pay for crimes!" +Let's not forget that Christianity also supposedly exists because even virginity isn't protection from having babies.,"But having babies isn't the bad part, having sex is." +"Oh I meant Jalen Rogers, my bad.",I think you mean James Richard? +It also means that to people who do.,;) +I think about how bonkers it is that we all just zoom down the road on these death machines by adjusting a rotating wheel.,Don't forget the real daredevil's who are updating their facebook status at the same time. +"Yea, all the stuff I read says Gulf War Syndrome is the same thing. It even mentions it on the wikipedia page for it. I don't think they get much help for it either. I called the DOL again today just for the fuck of it. Almost threw my phone against the wall it was so frustrating.","Yeah, if you're under 45 they're never going to add you to the GWS registry, I even had radiation and can't get on the registry because 25 lumpectomies in 10 years is totally not remarkable" +"Gee, I wonder why it's a Friday before a long weekend?",What an awfully crazy coincidence +"Is P for platform? I agree, some iconography would be better.","No, P is for parking, just like 99.9% of other elevators in the USA" +"and sceptile, and swampert",If it's got two legs and two arms it's humanoid +"I still don't understand the issue with this. I'm gay, I was a student during this time as well, and I was against the funding. I don't believe other students should have to subsidize a resource center for me.","Well, I guess if a single gay student doesn't need the LGBT resource center then we should just take it away for everyone." +Aren't you forgetting that for a few months you had Adam Archer? That should fill any needs you have. Plus his brother's band played some killer tunes on the podcast!,you forgot the +The best flatulence trumpets.,The best flatulence drumpfets* +'Arrested NSA contractor security breach depth',But was there intent? +Donald Trump: Allowing Trans People in Military Is Due to 'Political Correctness',How dare trans people die for our country. +I told my dad I hated football... was signed up for two more years of football. Sports parents can suck too.,"Yep, parents made me start playing in 3rd grade and played until 8th, was only able to get out because the high school I went to didn't have sports." +You can tell they're not weighing both sides because their attack on trump is a bullshit line about immigrants.,"Ya it's not like Trump stated he wanted to deport all the Muslims or anything, I mean how is this even relevant" +Ring drop rate post,0 out of 2... so the drop rate is 0% +PLEASE STICKY: Informed white hat poster on Infowars comment section breaks down Guccifer 2 data dump assessing its validity. BIGGER THAN JUST THE CLINTON FOUNDATION,You are such a racist asshole +"I'm more sick of the fanboys, who keep defending these ports",Fallout 4 was perfect +Worlds Feature: Likkrit Sets Worlds On Fire,AAAA BLYAT AAAA +This a good price?,Miles? +"In America, in NYC, #Uber operates like a plantation owner. They get away with their bullshit policies, that are NOT driver friendly, because the slaves, aka the drivers, aren't organized enough to form an union & take these bitches to court. SOBs",The last time I was in NYC every time I saw someone doing the most fucked up driving they had one of those Uber signs in the window. +Republican Trump says 70 percent of federal regulations 'can go',I'm sure he came to that figure after a thoughtful examination of all existing federal regulations. +#peace But not if you're gonna break my heart...,Guess that must not have been a very cute top +I don't even know what this is in reference to,That's coherent +halloween lootboxes if i save up loot boxes now can i open them as halloween ones once theyre available?,"since no one said it before, no" +"it's absolutely a strawman, he's arguing that Ivan's low win rate means nothing, something that was never not once brought up in the discussion reading comprehension much?","you don't know what a strawman is... and even if I was wrong, its not poor reading comprehension, its a lack of knowledge on the subject..." +"Hey everybody, what are some of your favorite food/drink or restaurant websites? Looking for some inspiration, thanks!",Why not just put up a pdf of the menu? +People who say money doesn't buy happiness have probably never had to check their bank account before buying things like gas.,You ever see a fucking sad person on a a jetski? +Back in my day we called them taunts.,taunting is toxic +"Reddit, what every day item pays for itself?",A printer and a high quality image of a 100 dollar bill +Achievement unlocked: Maintained a solid fart for over 5 seconds.,Shortly followed by Achievement unlocked: never trust a... And Achievement unlocked: too old for this shit +Donald Trump to hold huuuge rally at US Bank Arena next Thursday,Yaay politics discussed in this sub +Greece,You'd think the inventors of buttsex would be nicer to the gay community. +Clinton campaign chief to Florida: Extend voter registration because of storm,How could anyone accuse Rick Scott of playing GOP politics as usual? +$25 got to love the hook ups,$25 + a BJ prolly +"Adam was already playing Lucio. Grego didn't play him anymore, he played Zen and Ana, so that makes little difference. However, you are correct in saying that Wolf is actually a DPS. He's a damn good DPS as well. I don't know why they picked him up if he's going to be a support main.",They might be taking the NRG approach +"True, but they don't have to pay for it that way.",Forgot my +these chinese cartoons all look the same,They're Malaysian you fucking racist +"Yes Paul Ryan is a qualified politician, how does that refute the assertion that Hillary Clinton isn't a joke candidate? Like her or not she's one of the most qualified candidates we've had for a while, I'd like to hear why she's a joke.","Ah, yes, but Paul Ryan is a *man* which makes him much more serious." +When you try your best but you don't succeed.,who needs an objective in this game +"I've heard fables of such a play, but I never expected it to be true",Definitely fake! +Literal tv furniture,So useful! +Poland Unveils Glow-In-The-Dark Bicycle Path That Is Charged By The Sun,Another inspiring success story from Poland..... +"Absolutely stumped with this issue Write a function that takes a sentence string and returns an array with each word as an element, eliminating white space (don't worry about removing punctuation), here is more of it Write a function that takes a sentence string and returns an array with each word as an element, eliminating white space (don't worry about removing punctuation), with the following twist: it only works 75% of the time, the other 25% of the time it throws a custom error you create (name it what you wish).",My guess would be something like this: function wordSplitter(str) { window.counter = 0; var myArray = []; if (counter === 3) { counter = 0; return Error; } else { myArray = str.split( ); counter ++; return myArray; } } +BREAKING: Hurricane Matthew to bypass North Carolina due to HB2,Aaaahhhhhhahahaa. +2 UBC students rescue a young woman from attacker in her dorm room,Can't wait to see this reposted on r/whiteknighting +how's the booty lookin so far?,Did you forget the +I fucking love John Cena,You're so brave for posting this. +infinte warfare beta,"Yup, it includes zombies, and a free season pass to anyone who plays the beta within 2 hours of it being released" +"I hate the whole we're adults excuse. Yeah, we are. So fuck off when I tell you to. Also being adults doesn't mean we're obligated to have sex with the first dumbass who asks for it. Ughh","But he's very good looking, or whatever!" +Step #1 to improving Reddit: Take no as an answer.,"Right click, block element." +How could someone this dumb even navigate the process of selling a car?,You just give them the car and take their money +why the fuck do people want raids to be dead content,devalues my bandos +Anyone have experience with those desert boots on sale?,"They're not CDBs, so it's a bust." +What sort of painting techniques do you use for the blending? Do you use regular acrylic miniature paint?,"I used an airbrush, the magical wand of all good painting" +"Oh, gotcha, ambiguous phrasing. So you mean a job that doesn't pay fully and gives ample time off? That sounds like low-level freelancing.",funny +"Why 2 eblades on Riki? While on that topic, why even 1 eblade?","Since 2 diffusal blades work, 2 eblades gotta work too, right?" +The sun reflecting off the one World Trade Center this morning,9/11 was totally worth it just for this pic +"It is a PC, here You can choose w/e controller You want. Dev should support every controller available. If You have oculus, You have to know that You are killing free PCgaming. HOnestly I prefer VR to die out, if we will se peripherial exclusives on pc",mirrors edge doesnt support trackir fucking scumbags ruining gaming +"Omnivores of Reddit, why are you not vegetarian/vegan?",Because Bacon tastes soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good though. +SCar picking up a quality SEC loss would certainly strengthen its resume. Voters will have to account for that.,USC top 10 team confirmed +"Arian Foster to be Week 5 'coaches decision' Rotoworld: The Miami Herald's Armando Salguero considers Arian Foster's (groin, hamstring) Week 5 availability to be a coaching decision, but ultimately expects Foster to be held out against the Titans. Foster practiced in limited fashion all week and Salguero thinks Foster probably can play, but the Dolphins would be smart to think longer term with Foster's health and give Jay Ajayi and Kenyan Drake more run against Tennessee. Even if Foster were active, he would not be a usable Week 5 fantasy asset. He is old, he is coming off a multi-week injury, and his role is uncertain. He is old Damn",Jacquizz Rodgers it is! +"I live in Fallston, MD. They were right under my nostrils the whole time.",Well thank for nothing +"You could just walk up to them, say Hey, I really like your work. I haven't had a chance to watch the show lately but keep it up doing what you're doing. You have a great show. and then give them a nod and walk away.",wow that sounds just silly what awful advice +So Environmental Racism is a thing now.,"Can someone tell me why to Hurricanes hate black people so munch, how can White Supremacy^TM have so much power and influence?" +"3rd to 3rd is short and siege-able from the center, gold looks loke you tried a lift base but its to exposed to be one. suggestion would be to swap the 3rd in center with the gold and have it be a bit closer compared to where the gold is now.","I was thinking about that good to hear some feedback, thanks." +Perfectly formed sphere of oldspice and lint- When you send a full bar of soap through washer and dryer.,Repurpose it as a bathbomb. +I was extremely happy. I absolutely hate the streak.,Now I hate you +Matan a dos hombres vestidos de payasos en Ecatepec,"Terra, la fuente de noticias mas confiable." +"Yes but Im not convinced Ronnie is pushing this garbage out of malice, I think he's just does it out of ignorance (or stupidity, but I'll give him the benefit of doubt).",It's strictly business +So eagle called him on it after the disc had come to rest?,He called it right after the release without knowing the result of the shot. +"I think someone needs to explain kb, mb, & gb to op.....",Forgot the +Justin Trudeau tapping the keg at Kitchener's Oktoberfest,Where's all the diversity? +"Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer led illegal purge of male employees, lawsuit charges",Well if the patriarchy hadn't hired her because of her looks we wouldn't have had this issue in the first place! +"Wrong, at least a few died of natural causes",At least one died from being crushed by a tree. +Electric/fighting or ground/fighting Mankey pls,Clearly going to be a fire/fighting Mankey if anything. +"I think it was a mix. The team were just outright dying in even numbers in the games they got out drafted, if you are weaker or have weaker champs, respect their playmaking.",No one played bad only tony lost us the draft! +"I just wanted to say this was a terrible incident, but that article was so shitty. It's like some sites don't even run a grammar check.",Do awesome this is one of the top comments +Yeah but he was for free so it don't matter,"Nah, we had to sacrifice a season of KHL sensation Sobotka" +Lawsuit: Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer led illegal purge of male workers,"But if all the men are gone, how will all the work get done?" +Teach me your ways.,watch zhaysun +looool fookin Garmin.,Forgot the +Wouldn't it be easier and more accurate to use bots again?,"WotC doesn't like bot usage, and there is a decent chance they will ban anyone who tries to use it." +How Sweden became an exporter of jihad,Ya and UK is not. +Killed it. First time I benched 205x2. Actually hit 4 reps but the last two reps didn't have the bar touch my chest so I didn't count it. Running 2suns LP. It's got me stronger than I ever have ... Ya I know 205 on bench us nothing to be proud of but I was stuck at 165 for a year bc apparently gomad and ss was gonna get me past it. Fucking r / fit,You're telling me 45 reps of flat bench every 2 weeks isn't enough to build a big bench? +It's Official: Warner Music Group Moving from Burbank to Los Angeles' Downtown Arts District,Well there goes the neighborhood. +"Really only the high-end ones. The solos sound pretty crappy, and the mid-tiers are underwhelming. I'd give more of a pass to a $50 mouse being sold for $80 than $90 headphones being sold for $350 (plus that awful blown-out bass). I was thinking more along the lines of their mousepads though.",But Beats by Dre doesn't make mousepads. +You want to know how I know you never played early minecraft?,How? +ummm no,Yeah what a stupid guy for blowing Scott's game up and babysitting the idiot that is Krissie so he knows exactly what she is saying to Scott and what Scott says back. +New to the sub Hey Guys I'm new to the sub and this is my first post but I was just wondering if anyone was going to supanova in November Thanks,nah mate +They start by not thinking or communicating about it as 'spouse management'. Worst consultant phrase I've ever heard.,Spouse value based deal? +What do you wish people would stop doing on Reddit?,Shit posting. +"I'm 16. I don't watch it but I said it used to be riddled on /b/, they didn't provide context. Obviously as a 16 year old I'm fine with seeing other teens naked lmao.","guys cmon he plays RS and goes on 4chan regularly, how else is he ever going to see people his age naked :/" +There's this guy in my gym who's creepy as fuck but now it turns out he also benches way more than me so now I can't bitch on him anymore,I bet he's on steroids +"Welcome to PvP! Best part, I didn't even pick the map","I mean, you did pick Skyhammer..." +"Don't get too excited, it looks like it's going to be largely ignored by modders. SKSE doesn't appear to be coming, SkyUI is dead, and I think a lot of modders just aren't interested in porting.","le modders Xde, not worth playing without horsecock modes!" +Your Gauss is also still spinning during Temporal Stasis.,literally unplayable. +You could go cap a flag or something. PTFO.,yes you must play objective 100% of the time every game +Isn't this just due to wind patterns?,"No, its obviously due to slaves." +Says the guy with the currency that continues to drop versus the Euro. Lol.,"Listen here Johnny foreigner, you're breaking the law by telling us that!" +"Because they eat too much, easy. The solution is to eat less.","It's like depression, just stop being sad!" +I struck gold in my range bucket twice today,Thief! +I'm gonna go with the obvious answer here: milk.,I was curious about more interesting/unconventional options :) +Boom! New Hillary emails show campaign illegally coordinated with SuperPAC!,"Yeah, but Bill ACTUALLY assaulted women!" +Leaked Speech Excerpts Show a Hillary Clinton at Ease With Wall Street,"Oh, that was just locker room banter" +There wasn't too much reason to think he wouldn't play though.,"Wrong, we should have been able to see the future and know that he was going to go into rehab" +RNC halts Victory project work for Trump,"No no no, this is Trump playing 2147D Reversi" +Talking about how hot a mutual friend or some girl in the gym is? Pretty normal. Saying you're going to grab her pussy (how does one grab a pussy anyway?)? Not so normal. It's the kind of comment that someone makes and the room goes quiet except for one guy who only says ...dude in response. If it happens more than once people will assume the guy is a fuckin weirdo.,I see you've never been to a rap concert +The democrats have two platforms.. a public one and a private one.,"And gee, I wonder which sector will benefit from their respective policies more?" +Not my responsibility to educate people,That's what people who know they're wrong say when they've got nothing to back up their argument. +we suck,Some might even call you guys *Jokers* +My daughter and I are ready to terrorize the neighborhood again this Halloween.,That looks nothing like a clown costume. +"I went camping with my dad, we played basketball, we went to junkyards looking for car parts, and I was his wrench-monkey in the garage. I helped him build a tree house and do other carpentry around the house. I'm a woman.",But how did you do all that while wearing a skirt and having a vagina? +"TIL there's a Confederate monument in Brazil. After the Civil War, many Confederate families fled Reconstruction and moved to Americana, Brazil, where slavery was still legal.",But the civil war wasn't about slavery +"Okay okay okay now, I am a Sunday School teacher and let me tell you, one of the biggest mistakes David made was HOW HE ACTED WITH WOMEN. HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF BATHSHEBA? GOD SEVERELY PUNISHED DAVID FOR THAT! Not to mention his family was totally screwed up and it was David's fault. And then his son Solomon had even more wives and concubines, and that was like, the one HUGE THING HE DID WRONG in an otherwise excellent kingly career. Come on guys. If you're gonna use the Bible to support your point maybe do a little research?",Research is for commies and libcucks +people would rather just throw something out and buy a new one rather than just trying to fix what they have. All it needed was a new power cord. 46 Magnavox LED tv.,They threw it out because it's magnavox. +"I honestly think Hillary will be a better president than that, at least internationally -- the Republicans will never let her govern, so she's gonna be stymied domestically, but the President has a lot of foreign policy power. But again, the worst-case scenario is four meh, embarrassing years with her, while the best-case scenario with Trump is that he gets bored and resigns twenty minutes in.","Yes, she's clearly proven herself capable at handling foreign matters with the utmost of care, skill and diplomacy." +"They completely replaced their weekday communion with Buddhist mediation. At the time they were still doing communion on weekends I think but that was 8 years ago. The other things I mentioned doesn't refer to other things they replaced communion with, but other examples of heresy... there is a general denial of the miracles mentioned scripture, the authority of scripture etc. in the Episcopal church in general, but especially in my area which is very liberal. Instead they have replaced meditating on God's word with self-expression & Eastern religious philosophies.","If they want to get eastern, just join the orthodoxy!" +Why is everyone getting so excited over Exotic Butters? Casual Bongos is clearly the latest hip trend.,Scott why won't you let me play the bongos casually with my exotic butters literally unplayable +"Hitler secretly wrote early autobiography published under a false name, says historian",I knew Hitler wrote The Man in the High Castle! +Don't know if he can be classified as a celebrity(or i am stupid) but... Donald Trump,"What, grabbing women's pussies doesn't work for you?" +"Your Name Please enter your name, as seen above the keypad. Doesn't this mean your name is Mike?",My name is Eggs Benedict +MRW I hear the world's most underwhelming final lipsync song,Underwhelming Fuck off Gladys Knight is the shit. +Just another normal everyday wedding,Wow those are some classy people +Maybe they thought i was just a piece of furniture...,something something console gamers something something +"No, the leaks reveals that she is two-faced and secretly laughs at the losers who support her.",bucket of losers ftfy +Sometimes T's look like plants I guess.,4:03 +"Here's a tip, if you see the red dot blinking, it means enemies haven't spawned yet. When you're near the end, backtrack abit until it stops flashing. Enjoy your exterminates","When backtracking means slowly drifting through a minute and a half of tunnels and such, then it warrants attention from the devs cos that's a pretty shitty state to have a basic mission in." +Apparently people don't like the idea of anything vegetarian or vegan being good.,Because if it tastes good then they're morally obligated to become vegans +McDonalds! They are going to have to manage this phenomena very carefully. They have the most to lose. From a strategic point of view I could imagine it is a massive RED FLAG.,"Yes, I'm sure they're shitting themselves." +Kiev screening of Polish film on WWII massacre postponed after Ukraine's Foreign Ministry strongly recommended calling of the screening for the sake of public order,Went to a screening the other day -- haven't seen so many people completely gobsmacked when the credits rolled. +Why?,cause he said so. +Question: can I unplug and replug a radio without disconnecting the battery I recently fitted a non-factory radio to a Peugeot 207 (circa 2012) and to do so I disconnected the battery while playing with the electrics as per advice online. Now the time and date on the main console reset to midnight Jan 1st and the only way I know to reprogram the time/date is with the old radio. My question: Can I unplug the new radio harness and plug in the old one to update the time and date without disconnecting the battery? I would then plug the new radio back in with the harness.,Yes. +"It's that time again, 32 GB of the nicest RAM i've ever had","Doesn't even have plasma, can't be very fast" +"Editorial: For president | Trump unfit, Clinton is qualified",Oh man my opinion has totally changed now! +Hasn't climate change been happening since the beginning of time.,It says so in the news so This Time It's DifferentTM +"I'd suggest trying to shut these people down __on YouTube__ - click report, select Spam or misleading and explain how they encourage spamming and scamming third parties, while encouraging copyright infringement.",lets get a youtube hero to block them for us +Never argue with the OP. Unless the OP says supernatural is for girls.,"As a male who has watched all of supernatural so far, I resent that statement" +Fuck you,"Yea, fuck you u clickbaiting piece of shit" +New Molson Canadian label,I love having my own culture sold to me as a marketing gimmick! +You forgot the part where he splits it into 2 videos.,"Damn, I knew I forgot something..." +Try walking on water with them on,If you're gonna try and walk on water make sure you wear your comfortable shoes +"Hang on--you are saying there are three branches of government? Citation definitely needed. How can the government have branches? The government is not like a tree. Unless you can prove it! The government is George Sorts and the Jews fixing everything and manipulating the media to make me feel stupid. When Trump is president he is going to get me my job back, get my space rent for my trailer current and legalize method!",Crooked Hillary is just bought by (((Sheldon Adelson))) +"Yeah Ice, he's a pedophile. You work in the sex crimes division.",But ICE endorsed him. +Donald Trump Pushes Back Against Republican Critics and Signals He Will Make Bill Clinton an Issue at Debate,Trump needs to make certain no sane woman will vote for him. +"This picture summarizes your account Divine, wealth, event whites and all together pls give me ur acount lol","Not maxed life, not worth ." +"Fake accounts, manufactured reality on social media",Also the numerous how to commute from x to y and where to buy stuff Those are subtle propaganda suggesting our sorry state of transportation and poor e-commerce scene +Lavahound,Lelixir Hollector +"Maybe he's not upset about being ever so slightly misled? Maybe he doesn't need to write paragraphs and make photoshop posts about it? However what he IS upset about is the absolutely shameful, disgusting display of humanity (literally scum) that has come from this whole thing. It has become utterly disgusting. Oh, not to mention the REDDIT HIVEMIND WHERE YOU LITERALLY CANNOT POST SOMETHING THAT PEOPLE DO NOT AGREE WITH BECAUSE IT WILL LIMIT YOU TO POSTING ONCE EVERY TEN MINUTES. CONGRATULATIONS GROUPTHINK AND SOCIAL MANIPULATION. YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING RETARDED, AS IS REDDIT'S TEN MINUTE LIMIT FOR PEOPLE LEGITIMATELY TRYING TO SAY THINGS.",Completely disgusting that a community lashed back at being conned and lied to...... +"Rocky Horror Picture Show. It looked incredibly stupid, but is actually quite good.",If you liked the movie you'll love the new Disney series! +"Premium Choices for the Aniversary Sale So as most of us know, the Aniversary sale is coming up at the end of this month, and im looking to get 90 days of premium, a Russian premium tank and an American premium tank. I was thinking about either getting a tier III or tier IV premium for the two. Right now, im thinking the Russian M4A2 is looking good(seeing as how its APHE recently got a big buff) and the T20 for the Americans. Anything wrong with this or any other suggestions?","A1E1 independent is the best tank in the game, so i would buy that instead of the t29 and such." +because diarrhea is brown?,Diarrhea is taking our jobs +"Actually it would be more accurate to call it a Government mandated single-payer system. Not only does the collective bargaining of an entire nation lower costs, we also eliminate unnecessary administrative costs such as lawyers, insurance, billing and etc. Consider that about half of the healthcare workforce (and cost) in America is administrative. You might call it overregulation, we call it efficiency.",But it creates so many jobs +Can anyone tell me about my career/money?,"Income related to the administration of other people's assets-- banking, brokerage, insurance, estate law." +You can chose to believe that if you want to.,u must be socially inept +Only missing some Boobs,"That sounds amazing, anyone got a spare couch" +"Thats a german comedian buddy, its a skit","Yeah, women are never objectified on television anymore." +"In order for Trials of Osiris to truly be a competitive game mode, there needs to be Bronze, Silver, and Gold tiers","But then how can Bungie guarantee easy wins for their streamers, if they match them up against actual competition?" +Put it on an ssd.,you are fucking mean +Att'n Respected Islanders T-Shirt Collectors: Your Ship Has Finally Come In.,"This means I've got about $2600 in a milk crate in my shed, right?" +Kemal's Statement,day 472: still waiting for Kemal's statement +So does Romo retire after this year or find a new team?,I think you mean new Broncos great Tony Romo. +Only 23 points off 500+ yards says otherwise. All the yards in the world doesn't matter a damn if you don't covert them into Touchdowns.,But no interceptions! +"Well, I'm a man so I don't have bowels.",[laughs in ignorance] +"Grande Gallo, i hope he is destined to wear rossonero.",Why do you want to ruin his career that way? +Our D has showed up today. Dareus can go fuck himself.,Yeah fuck him for being hurt right +It's because the slow lanes are jammed with people exiting. And people in the fast lanes keep doing everything but driving..,You mean shaving during your commute is bad? +"How many times to we have to see the same Trump articles posted again, and again, and again? We get it! We're voting for Hillary, k?","Of course, if not you're throwing your vote or are sexist/racist" diff --git a/chunk56.csv b/chunk56.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..91c9f3d107b6b2893450b4ef26863b625905e8fc --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk56.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1667 @@ +Input,Output +"Oh jesus fuck. Know whats really bad? The car you drive, the food you eat, and the kids you raise.",Nice argument ! +What product do you guys make?,yams +"I made the albums private, I don't think I looked sexy in those old ones ;P","Noooo, I wanted to see how my girlfriend would dress up ;A;" +"You gotta thank em for the dance. It works a surprising amount of the time. Not sure if it's because it's charming or so lame that it's endearing, but either way it gets results","Thanks for the tip, stranger." +I am a Star Citizen! I am a Star Citizen!,"Welcome, now go back and buy more war bonds." +"Does any of you have your gameplan ready? I was wondering if anyone had their gameplan ready. I certainly do! I will start with trading / cargo hauling and I will branch out to other sectors, after cargo ect I will probably start policing, mining, or exploring. I want to do everything so I know there will be enough to do for me. I had a connie Taurus but I melted it to a freelancer for a couple of reasons: - i wanted SQ42 (i couldn't afford the $54 so I melted my game package and got it for 15 or so.) - I wanted to save up for my connie, which will give me more playtime too! How about you? I'm curious to hear what your plans are!","Loaded game, find the one who should not be named, launch form torp tube, get underwear, make huge profit." +"Hillary paid a ton to control this subreddit, that's for sure.","Yeah, I'm sure this place is a real campaign hotspot" +Thank god for evil Facebook money because it sure as hell isn't Valve who's bringing us actual games. Now prove me wrong and announce something bastards!,"Seriously, Facebook should just keep their money out of this and let the free market bring us only a 3rd of these games." +Elite company,But Joe Flacco never played for the Bears. +"OP walked right into that one to be fair, Brazil lost bragging rights against us in 1950 and are probably never getting them back, should know better than to taunt us.",my man +You know Tesla motors is somewhere around $2 billion in the hole right? Look up businesses/billionairs who have lost $1 bil+ during various years.,"Yep, Trump is just like Tesla" +"look guys im smoke, it made me looks mature and cool!!!11",you dropped your +"Yes i got that, wondering about this other song, zur party",Just another terrible song which became a meme. +Why do I have the feeling this guy would rather fuck this spider than his wife?,"I dunno, but thank god he made this video to show women can handle tarantulas too and not just men..." +Bout tree fiddy,Seems about right :D +Sacked four times tonight. Is that not actual pressure?,"You don't understand, he's supposed to throw the ball perfectly in that 1 second window." +"TIL Thousands of prisoners were abandoned in Orleans Parish Prison during Hurricane Katrina where the water and sewage rose up to neck deep. They went days without food, water or ventilation.",But they were black so it's ok +"They absolutely did not throw. They had an early game draft and Alliance had a late game draft. What happens when an early game draft fails to do enough in the early game? Oh ya, the late game draft wins!","yeah dude alchemist, TA and enigma totally early game heroes that cannot do shit late game" +They're rewraps because they cost too much to make. Who wouldn't want to take defective Sony/LG batteries that didn't make the cut and just rewrap them. Easy money.,Do you have a source for this claim? +"The real question is to ask how long before they realize that the problem isn't all these OCs, it's Flacco.",But Flacco is ELITE +Sunsetting video,Sean is a liar and you aren't allowed to enjoy this game +Not so much in the competitive play though. I normally don't play Tracer in comp. because everyone else chooses there main normally I'm stuck as the healer.,This is why to main Lucio +"I realize and understand the desire to get revenge, but it's a nuanced issue. If he merely arrested her, he didn't kill her, so should he be put to death for his actions? What about regular beat cops who were told to arrest certain people. Where does one draw the line at which one is culpable? Beyond that, unpalatable as it may seem, excluding classes of people from society can have severe consequences. One need to only look as far back as post-invasion Iraq, to observe how many an outcast Ba'athist went on to fight in the insurgency. If your goal is a peaceful, prosperous post-invasion society, you might have to make compromises and forgive those you would rather not forgive.","after all, he was only following orders." +"Yeah, i feel you. I smoked myself into depression. I have a healthy relationship to cannabis at the time though.",But I thought the only side effect was hunger? +Yes. They shot themselves in both feet. Years spent obstructing the president rather than negotiating and decades spent keeping their voter base as stupid as possible culminated to a party that is too fractured to be relevant. Best part is that they only have themselves to blame.,They didn't know what they were doing because Obama didn't tell them how dangerous it was +"We're looking into this. If this is the case, it's an obvious bug, so don't anyone get banned for abusing it, please. Thanks for letting us know, DuskFalls - much appreciated.",I should stream this. +Who do people tell you that you look like?,I've been told I look like sheamus by a few people. +Maybe we should start exposing starving people to these chemicals and solve world hunger.,It's like impoverished people in the third world have never heard of starvation mode. +That's holding. Do you need me to copy and paste the rule for holding,He is just taking longer to get up than usual right? +"Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world Around the world, around the world.",I'm blue? +TIL A man can divorce his wife in Islam simply by saying 'Talaq' ('I divorce you') three times to his wife.,"I'm sure this option is available to women to, right?" +What is left of that poor forsaken island?,they have no oil so who cares? +"No, just a lawyer at first. Weird legal issues could arise here, and letting the police get involved too early may prove to be a mistake. Whatever criminal consequences the other chick is facing, OP drove while under the influence of drugs and could be prosecuted.",Yes lawyers love taking cases without police reports +I was clearly mocking the other Habs fan who claimed he was. Good God.,Oh my bad couldn't read the +"What attitude? Doesn't matter I guess, it's still a distasteful and infringing idea. If you haven't heard of rifftrax/mst3k, they riff commentary over movies and they've been doing it for decades. The only way they get away with it is by paying the movie companies to license them. You're trying to do the exact same thing, but with other people's content. The only way it's not distasteful and infringing is if you get exclusive permission every single time or make a deal with channels to basically allow you to profit off of their work for no reason. If this strikes you as an attitude, I think you'll have a hard time find a content creator that will agree.","thats why hes just going to credit them dummy, problem solved!" +Trade for a DE? 49ers could be dumping players before the deadline and I was wondering if we could trade Sanchez back to Chip Kelly and the Niners for Tank Carradine. We saw how much better the Cowboys were with a pass rush against the Bengals and Carradine would add a lot to that equation. I know he sucks against the run and hasn't gotten the sack production that he did in the pre-season but we have no real need for Sanchez when Romo is healthy and we might be able to get something for him.,We already have a tank +"Ah yes, I had forgotten about that addition. OP's sentiment echoes my own when I had first encountered it. There's just no need to duplicate information display like that, at least not in such an overbearing way.",Triplicate* +I'm too lazy to unlock the two dungeons in suramar,Which two dungeons? +Toy Tokyo NUCC exclusives will go online!,"Aw, I was really hoping for the NYCC exclusives to come online, not the NUCC exclusives..." +"3 weeks ago I was sharing my collection, here's another update :)",downvoted because slipstream is only striker and not veteran striker +Who would have guessed that the silly season rumor this sub was taking as fact would turn out to be completely wrong?,Cant wait for Larson to take over the 5! +And?,"They are just civilians, who cares right?" +"It's a win-win situation for us: moderate R's don't vote for Trump, deplorables don't vote for downballot R's...","Woah now, let's not use the D word, apparently it's super offensive to Trump supporters." +I've had the same quarter in mine for like 3 years now it's turning green. It's an old quarter from when they were made with silver,I wish i could make a quarter last 3 years +"MAY 1985 as well. We're still cool, right?",Dad.. Get off of reddit +The next batch of Hillary Clinton emails has arrived!! Thank you wiki leaks!!,Ooh this oughta shake things up. +Those shoes are ugly af lol,nah dood u just dont understand *fashion* +Which player do the panthers cut if they lose tonight?,Luke Keuchly +Haitians are urging people not to give money to the Red Cross,"what, they don't want another 6 houses?" +"Be careful bucs, Aguayo could miss it if you back up any farther",They're just building up his confidence. +Twist On An Old Bartending Trick,two great tastes that taste great together +Props to all non Bucs or Panthers fans watching this shit fest. Yall true.,I am just here to see one of you guys lose +"I had to look this up, but.... Jesus, you aren't even kidding.",Feeling so good about that 2nd round pick. +"Yes, this is painful to watch. No organisation, no discipline, no cohesion. Just a rabble running about aimlessly, getting in the way, and shouting their idiotic war cry of 'allahu akbar'. Any reasonably competent western nation could wipe them out in a matter of days if we wanted to.","Yeah, why doesn't a militia made up of random civilians who decided to fight perform as well as the military of a first world nation." +"thank you, i think people forget that majority of fans right now are ones who weren't around 93 92, thats not a band wagon thing at all, being a hockey market there hasn't been a lot of attention towards baseball in recent years or much to cheer for with the Jays and thats just a fact... doesn't mean I'm not a baseball or jays fan just means they've been a lot more exciting and gained more attention recently.. I've been going to ball games since I was 8 years old. its not like all the 92-93 fans just came out from their cave and started going the the skydome last august",you're young we don't like you +"Please don't play evil characters or characters who obviously don't fit in with the rest of the party. People who are new to the idea of alignment always equate evil=psycho. An evil person is not always a sadistic lunatic. A lot of the time they don't see themselves as evil at all. They love their mothers and their dog, they make friends, and they do nice things for people. Just because they're willing to commit evil acts doesn't mean they don't follow their own sense of morality. Also, most evil people understand that acting outside of the norm will get them in trouble and they will avoid that attention. The edgy evil character who murders the helpless prisoner in front of the entire party and then acts baffled when everyone is offended will not and should not last long. The right kind of evil player would wait until the party is asleep, fake an injury before stabbing the prisoner in the chest, and then convince everyone that they were attacked and the prisoner was trying to escape. Or he would attempt to corrupt the party, convincing them with smooth words why killing the prisoner is the best course of action and offer to do it himself to spare everyone else the deed. So remember kids, evil does not always mean sociopath.","Actually, a sociopath is far closer to chaotic neutral." +EMT. Hopefully soon to be FF/EMT.,Ooooh man I am sooo excited to get hired at a 911 company. +"Was it his idea to do a fake field goal? If so, fuck that guy, his bloodline is tainted and should be removed from society. -Justin Tucker owner","You would have been thrilled if the play worked and Tucker was credited with a td, though." +The Hildebeast speaks like she is listening to someone feed her lines / same as last night - and every time the speaks.,Well to be fair it has to be taking like 150% of her energy to stand on its two feet. +I lived in China. These smog levels are child's play!,"right, so let's not give a shit about it and carry on as we were" +"Most effective way to complain about a bad postie? I've never had issues with a postie quite like this before. We regularly receive the neighbour's mail and we've received a couple of bills late, even not received some at all. Clearly somethings going wrong somewhere. What's the best avenue to lodge a complaint where it's most likely to actually do something?",Do you have a clown outfit? +Fallout?,"Nope, real life." +What T.V. show has the best intro music?,Black books +"Post it in our discord chatroom for Pokemon, more people will be able to get it",Hope do I get an invite +How would a vagina tax work,Everyone that has a vagina gets charged more for the same product but get paid less for the same job so like now. +Probably most of them were paid to be there.,But how do you pay holograms tho? +Eat outside of class?,"He was home schooled, it was always class time." +"Also, stupid, retarded, idiotic, moronic, imbicilic, ridiculous, absurd...",Careful about using the r word +When will the Bowling center reopen? I'll graduate by May 2017 and I'm wondering whether the bowling center will reopen by then? Any information is appreciated.,"Niko my cousin, let's go bowling!" +Civilization 6 1080p DX11 Ultra GPU Benchmark,"I'm really pissed off at how badly its optimized, doesnt look any good and runs terribly slow, totally kills any CPU" +Lol if my math is right this is the equivalent of me donating 9 dollars.,Braggart. +"Well, the original Philippine flag (c/o Agoncillo, Agoncillo, and Herbosa de Natividad) was, guess what, sewn in Hong Kong, China.",at the time it was part of Britain though +What is something you have that nobody else has?,"From what I hear from reddit, social aptitude." +"Random crashes is a pretty bad bug, no?","It's up there with NPCs witnessing crimes through walls, as well as nerfed distractions and, of course, head-tracking." +"I think the misunderstanding that people have with assisted cars is going to be the legal death of the technology. There's an old story (urban legend, never really happened) about an old granny who bought a motor home and misunderstood when the dealer said to use the cruise control, it practically drives itself. She set the cruise control and goes into the back to make some tea. The story goes that she won a million dollar insurance settlement. This never happened with cruise control. But I definitely see it happening with assisted driving cars. We have already seen a few cases of this kind of thing happening. People getting into accidents because they weren't paying attention to the road when the autopilot feature was on. I think either the technology will be completely removed, or there will be some sort of augmented drivers license for those with assisted driving features on their car so we can ensure that people are actually aware of the limitations of what the cars can actually do. They are definitely going to have to employ sensors to ensure that people are actually keeping their hands on the wheel and their eyes on the road.","If only granny had adaptive cruise control, lane keeping system, and automatic emergency braking systems, then the motor home would have come to a safe stop" +"Then I got the 'junk ' thing wrong XD Wait, this is the Internet, how could we even have a civil talk? I must insert meme here to compensate. EA sperts: is jus Gaem",Y u heff to be med? +"And he was massively helped by safety cars in Australia, Bahrain and Austria",It was a Haas inside job in Australia +Must have been the interruptions ;-) Hillary interrupted once and said sorry ...,She should be investigated for being a Canadian spy! +"The only way I could be more excited is if one day Deficio joins Summoning Insight. If he already has, please direct me to the episode.",Both him and Krepo were guests in last episode :) +You play as this pile of flesh in a metal suit that hops around while being shot and knocked down by military space men. then you farm for yellow and blue potatoes as well as other things.,grind 2 play simulator +Trump fired 'Celebrity Apprentice' star for 'locker room talk',"Yeah, save the pussy-grabbing comments for the ACTUAL locker room!" +"MC's Incendiary Reduction in Beta 2.2u6 - whooot? I just read that MC's firepower is getting reduced. What!? How about all these people who grinded hard to get G5 Mc's + special effects at the beginning of 2.2? And also, oc MC's G5 have reduced accuracy, making it already hard to shoot items from few km distance! This is just incredible! I quote: - Slight reduction to the effectiveness of Incendiary rounds for Multicannons: - Remove the hidden 20% kinetic damage that was left over - Reduce the fire rate penalty from -10% to -5% - Net effect is that the DPS has gone down by 4% vs shields and 15% vs hull (if unmodified), leaving the weapon strong but a slightly clearer tradeoff.",Literally unplayable... +"Actually though. Is he on a horrible contract or something? I don't know that I've ever watched him play, but 20 goals is 20 goals. Why did no one want him?",He sucks at defense and his work ethic is terrible. +Liberal media like CNN makes you want to think Trump supporters are like this. You are all disillusioned and being played right now.,Wake up sheeple! +I can throw a pig skin over them mountains.,Right on. +Did you ever think that maybe this is an issue? If you want savings in money and time then you should join a corp or get access to a large industrial array imo.,"No, because you totally should be able to do all industry with your personal alt army." +ocarina of time: any% speedrun world record (7.4 seconds),lolz so random and funee +F.O.O.L/Falcon Funk - Coming Back Teaser,It's obvious why there's a cat at the end... +Demian Maia predicts Wonderboy will beat Woodley,It's because Demian Maia is racist +I meant Nordies trying to get south of the border. And to think we used to call it mexico.,And we'll make Stormont pay for it! +Just found this sub. It's quite delightful!,You dropped this: +"Student arrested at Coral Springs, FL high school with 9mm and Terror Day manifesto.",this problem is also the prosecutor who is willing to push this stuff forward. +"Halloween Overwatch Patch Early Preview - New Skins, Event, Hollywood Update, and More!",Does somebody know how do golden stuff look like on that witch Mercy skin? +Weren't they freaking out that Obama was going to declare martial law and proclaim himself king or something. Now that's what they want. ....,"Yes because obviously you can't trust the Kenyan Muslim ISIS agent, but you can trust Donald Trump" +"Pragmatically, if you're 12% of the population, you might not want to go down the violence path.","Right, because the majority often votes to welcome the minority on equal terms without compulsion." +GO GIANTS Sneak into the playoffs and knock out those Vikings!,GO GANTS lolol dankest meme ever +"Muslims sure, Mexicans I'm right with ya, POWs I can live with, but go after white women? Well that's where I draw the line sonny jim",The first three are just being anti-pc and telling it like it is. +Bellator has a legit November lineup. Legit top-shelf main events,nice to see MVP finally stepping up in competition +"Take the motherboards and repackage them as a Samsung Galaxy A10 (2017) or something next year,",The we'll discover that the exploding batteries were somehow related to the processor (don't ask me how) when Galaxy A10's start exploding +So let me get this straight. We now know Saudi Arabia at least contributed to the attacks of 9/11. Hillary Clinton admits Saudi Arabia are providing financial/logistic support to ISIS. Saudi Arabia/Qatar gave tens of millions to HRC. The U.S. Gov't is selling $60b in weapons to the Saudis. WHAT? What is going on here?,But Donald Trump is by far much worse than Killary Klanton! +We are ALL a common and enduring myth that charmed a generation on this blessed day.,Speak for yourself. +Really? You didn't hear any of this in college either? Must work somewhere incredibly dull too.,"Ah yes, it's a boring, wasted day when I don't hear someone bragging about their ability to sexually assault people." +I think the consensus is that the guy Bale was yelling at was unprofessional but then Bale went and acted just as bad.,Doing something bad doesn't mean it's unnatural or extraordinary given the circumstances. +well he uses his staff and doesn't become older. Every class when they get their awakening it's because they remember a part of their past selves and how they used to fight. Wizard probably remembers he was so powerful in magic he didn't age or something.,or its the pay for costume. +Halloween Loot Boxes are able to be earned through normal leveling but won't be available to purchase until Oct. 12.,Ah man. +How to Devolve/Descend into a console peasant,that was so funny +best game ever inspired a great matchmaking idea: match by common words used in text chat... I'm sure this would be difficult to incorporate into matchmaking... which as we all know: is and has always been perfect. - But what if we could get matches that put people who say the same common words together on the same teams. - For instance today I played a match against two morons who couldn't stop calling each other *trash* today. It was spectacular. They both spent the whole ranked match yelling at each other and eventually devolved into both constantly trying to one up each other into doing less to play. The score was 13-2 when the match ended and they were both upside down calling each other *trash*. Near the end of the match I typed in *u r a good teammate* to which my partner said *thank you kindly* a moment later in the middle of the stream of profanities the other team was typing. My favorite game of all time. - **TLDR: if only we could round up all the toxic jerks and put them on the same losing team...**,psyonix will be getting right on this if you make a petition +HHH tries to scare a little boy. Little boy isn't having it,Another fan trying to get themselves over... +And sun light doesn't come from a mythical afterlife. That's why it's called sun light,I feel a sudden surge of euphoria welling up within me as I consider the fact that the unwashed masses actually believe in a magical sky fairy. +"Nah, Mack doesn't get held.","Every great player gets tackled to the floor, he needs to work through it." +Love Abby's T-shirt haha,I wonder what she means... +How come this nigga look like a slave???,It's a comfy outfit to pick cotton in. +"The two party system is the problem.. Corporate dems or repubs, pick your poison.","yup, the parties are monolithic and static." +"Is that literally all she lists? Farrah has an older sister, can't recall her name right now but I know she was in the earlier seasons of Teen mom. Kinda shitty for a mom to exclude her other daughter just cause she's not famous.",Well clearly the other sister isn't pulling her weight since she can't even help deb finance her facelift. +What is something that shouldn't be done naked?,Fishing with worms +Which is ridiculous. The customers are paying Comcast's fine. There is no incentive for Comcast to stop their shady practices.,"It's simple, just go to another provider" +"$1 item. $45 shipping to Canada. Oh, ok.","Give them a break, they're shipping from a space station!" +No. My movie's cast is top billed by a female.,Today I learned that Katherine Heigl is a dude. +It would probably be wise to teach Leah some healthy eating habits.,I'm sure Gary is handling that just fine. +Sunglasses? Inside a chapel? I guess he isn't addressing his issues?,"look at that bright light behind him, he clearly needed them" +You kinda look like a narc lol,That cuts deep man im gonna report you. +"I am sorry to say this, but that shot is not as good as you think it is. The bullet registered as the car left the frame. Not only is this shot impossible, its improbable. The only other alternative is that the massive desync cause a huge delay in the hit marker because I guarantee you that you didn't hit that shot otherwise. You shouldn't have.",I am sorry for posting this then.. my bad... +It's free for Shoei owners. They pay return shipping.,Do they do that for the 50$ Walmart helmets? +"This is very much akin to the concept Hillary Clinton was discussing in the private speech about Abraham Lincoln that Trump brought up in the debate. She was suggesting politicians often need to argue positions that don't necessarily reflect their own private personal beliefs in order to get things accomplished in the public space. Of course most people didn't get her point and just shouted, Two faced Clinton!!",And of course notorious homophobe Obama who clearly had to evolve on Gay marriage before he was okay with it +Jimmy Neutron and Dexter (not the serial killer),Because Dexter and Susan were such great friends... +I can't resist... Are you white or black? ^(I AM SORRY.) ^^It ^^was ^^for ^^the ^^free ^^Karma ^^officer. ^^^Or ^^^Maybe ^^^Just ^^^Bad ^^^Karma. ^^^^:(,He could be half caste you ignorant asshole. +"100ms ping is pretty garbage in every other FPS on the market...Overwatch, CSGo specifically have very good netcode and servers",They also aren't free to play games +"This is my family, I watch over and protect them",Typical modern family :) +I'd definitely reconsider buying a new macbook if the keyboard looked like that. It looks horrendous.,Yeah I'd be pissed too if my MacBook would come with a prototype keyboard. +"Pfft, appeal to authority, I just took Philosophy 102 Critical Thinking at the local upstairs community college so I think I know a thing or two.","nice fallacy fallacy, kiddo." +"Paperwork for not answering my phone while on leave? So I'm a single SrA living off base and I was on leave Friday. I missed several calls from my supervisor while I was on leave that day. Supposedly they needed help with something at work but it wasn't bad enough to officially recall me. Whatever. Fast forward to this morning, and I'm getting scolded coupled with an LOC for not answering my phone while on leave. Their reasoning? Since I'm single and live alone, I put my cell number as my emergency contact on leave web and they're using that excuse to give paperwork, saying it's irresponsible to provide an unreliable emergency contact number. I think this is bs. Thoughts?","Easy solution, call him incessantly whenever he takes leave asking him basic questions about your job." +Wouldn't really call this an event since it's permanent,"they want us to think so, to made people think they got much things to celebrate their anniversary which is filled with *salt*" +"I didn't take Raynad Barnes rant seriously ... ...until I ran into Paladin playing Barnes into Tirion with Redemption secret. I really have no motivation to play this game anymore, GG WP Blizzard. I'll take a break till next expansion.","That's how it works, nobody gives a shit about a card until some pro start to whine about it" +At DisneyLand all photos of Walt Disney have his cigarettes photo-shopped out.,Walt Disney: Worse than Hitler. +Major GOP donors are asking Trump for their money back,This is much more important than giving me my $27 back. +"He never said that he wanted to sit with someone, just that he wanted to meet people, dummy.","Nonono you're doing it wrong, he's obviously right and not a complete wanker." +I think some people are a bit too Prudy.,"A girl in a bikini smoking, ewwwwww!" +Google maps?,No time for that! +"Something like 20% of NHS resources are spent on less than 2% of their patients every year. Some of these are critically ill and need the care, others have very rare diseases and the NHS is billed six figures annually for the treatment by big pharma, but many are hypochondriacs who have become exceptionally good at playing the system and the attention they receive becomes addictive.",But just wait until we have those hundreds of millions of pounds a week to funnel in to the NHS when we leave the EU. +"If they keep the voiced protagonist for the next Fallout they should replace the male voice actor Look I loved the voiced protagonist it personally gave alot more weight and value to each conversation i had with everybody. However, every time i play as a male its so hard for me to get into it because it feels so forced. What i mean is if I'm in a conversation sometimes things he says are very dry and show no real emotion to me while the female voice actress freaking kills in it in every dialoige sequence she is in, especially the delivery with he sarcastic lines. Anybody else feel the same? (This is coming from a guy btw)","They could always hire Peter Dinklage, he did wonderfully with emotion and delivery in Destiny" +"Genders divided in the US - if only men voted, Donald Trump would win by a landslide",Damn women's suffrage. +yeah and it's the old german design. maybe they'll do a 'hd remake' series later on :P HQ pinz,Hd pin series confirmed for eleague major +Well what if he's just minding his own business in a hotbox? What's his legal recourse? Just curious.,"Legally standing outside keeping an eye out, clearly" +"Hard Mode: When you step into a Clean Room, and Clean Room Eater Knight will spawn in the room diagonal from the room you're in. It will slowly make its way towards the room in a predictable path and attempt to eat the clean room once it arrives. Inevitably, despite how slowly it moves, the person assigned to kill it will miss it, and you'll have to wipe.",Dust off the ol' No Knight Strategy from Oryx... +MRW Some guy online accuses me of being a woman when I mention my car and then I tell him I am,How dare you be a woman! +There is no outer space.,And it's like there isn't ANYTHING we could do about radiation... +I'm sorry does wiki leaks choose what leaks they receive? I'm sorry but did Donald trump threaten to drone assange? Did Donald trump delete thousands of emails? Did Donald trump get investigated by the fbi? Yeah Julian assange still has 100% record. So he hasn't looked like anything but correct.,But you don't get it Donald LITERALLY ADMITTED TO RAPE ONCE +"as I said, no balls",Yeah real ballsy country starts World War 3 over Ukraine. +Twist: OP is the cat.,Don't assume his gender +"New F1 fan here. What are some of the most legendary moments in F1 history? I never cared much for F1 until the Max-craze started here in the Netherlands, so I decided to see what all the fuss (or fuzz?) was about. I guess that in the last couple of years (and the decades before that) I missed out on a lot of good stuff. I'm curious.",1981 and 1982 Caesar's Palace Grand Prix. +You can keep it. Summit at least knows how to make beer.,MN is exporting salt now I see. +"Since i live in the suburbs, the 14th safest city in the US, that's not likely it. But you maybe did just explain why people like NY pizza. 'cause that's how I imagine life is like in NYC.",because no one in Detroit owns a car? +This is fake right? A real Amish wouldn't have brought the hate along for cheap laughs.,"Has to be, a real Amish's lungs couldn't handle breathing the shitty valley air." +Stein: Carey Price will not accompany Habs to Buffalo for season opener,"Eichel isnt there, no need to start our #1 goalie" +Martinsville will be installing LIGHTS!,It'll be good in case of rain but please do not add more night races. +"In their defense, the silly/giggly and hungry are correct. Rest is straight up bullshit, though.",Don't forget forgetful you filthy forgetful pothead! +why would you want to use Emacs 16.56?,There's a greybeard out there convinced it's still the best version ever released. +Nice to see you just turned 16.,Nice rebuttal. +Women amirite?,"I'll have life for $500, Alex." +"I'm a Christian. I absolutely believe God made it all (I don't believe the Earth is young, mind you, I think one or two of those days were very long). But you know what? I'm also a scientist, and that's not science. You can't prove or disprove it in a laboratory. You can't repeat it under controlled conditions. You can't derive equations that suggest how God did something. To try to present faith as science does no service to either one. Faith is believing what you CAN'T see. Science is demonstrating what can be literally, physically proved, or at least mathematically extrapolated. These have *nothing* to do with each other. The purpose of faith is to provide *metaphysical meaning,* not physical explanation. That's something parents can and should teach at home according to their own disparate beliefs, not something that should be taught in school as fact.","You take your logic and get out, it has no place on the internet." +Lol my boyfriend and I talk over each other all the time. We've had conversations where we both talk,That sounds fun. +Amazing,Thank you! +"Ignore him. The old What do you play in, a ___-man league comment is tired as hell. It's like people don't realize there are 8- and 10-team leagues, as well as keeper leagues that allow you to end up with a more or less stacked lineup sometimes.",Sounds like something that someone in a 6 man league would say +"My racist grandfather has said far worse than what Mel Gibson was branded for, and I always loved him anyway.",therefore making you racist by association! +Democratic Governor: Health Law 'No Longer Affordable',We should change its name to the Unaffordable Healthcare Act. +I'm just pretending he meant this week or next.,Fire Musgrave! +That term never existed back when the album was released. I'm guessing that was before your were born though,I'm guessing you also say ferret instead of catsnake... Get with it old timer +"Not a big fan of Touro-CA, loved UW and OHSU, and liked but not loved PNWU.",But Vallejo is such a lovely waterfront town! +Report for spoofing,Ill get right on that +Mod Note : You might go to jail if you try and hack his account (not recommended).,Might be worth a perma-ban from life ;) +Some people say she also slept with and **murdered** a member of council to benefit her husband.,"Paid Athenian shills, all of you." +Russia just ordered all officials to fly their families back home,I'm so glad I can read and speak fluent Russian otherwise I wouldn't have been able to read this +"Wow, people in first world countries with no education or knowledge about terrorism and non-state actors are ignorant of terrorism and non-state actors? Nooooooo... Everyone on Reddit is the best armchair general","Hey man, I've played Civ" +MFW the flash sale still hasn't happened,Why are you posting racist Nazi frogs? +What are the best examples of spiritual successors?,"Dan Brown, spiritual successor of Umberto Eco." +Let's start with a Catholic Vice President!,He's secretly a Lutheran! +Adding all,added you +$70 a person is a lot in taxes.,You forgot the +Snowflakes don't pay tax.,I don't know why Millennials came up with this stupid tax system when they don't even work! +"The low paid fruit picker on the farm is still takin an american job. If the farmer had to pay a decent wage to pick his fruit then an american would work for him. There are no jobs americans won't do, just jobs americans won't do for a pittance",Don't you know all Americans are lazy and illegalls are doing the jobs we don't want +"Yeah, I agree. Its a pain when everyone has different information or never confirm the actual way to do it. Don't give up man","Oh I won't haha, I'm determined to get them all done solo Even SOE :D" +Parang si Daredevil ah. Pero di sya bulag eh.,pwede nmn nag bubulag bulagan +Tom Hanks's acting debut was in a movie inspired by events on the Michigan State campus.,D-Day was at East Lansing? +Star Citizen Space to Planet Seamless Transition,"Meh, Kerbal Space Program has had this feature for years." +"Tales of my Ex-MIL Volume 2: Creative Uses for Roasting Pans Hey all! This is my second installment bitching about my ex-MIL. Eventually,I may post about my current MIL, but she's not nearly as crazy or awful. When we left off, I was just leaving my MIL's house during Christmas when she turned out to be a total hypocrite. (Bitchbot can link you to that) This also happened during this visit, and should have prepared me for the subsequent family craziness. This was Christmas morning, and we were busy prepping food to take to my ex's grandparents' home. It was going to be their last Christmas there, and we wanted it to be special. Ex-MIL even cleaned the kitchen so we could cook in a sanitary fashion! It seemed like the day was going to go well! We got through the majority of the food prep with very little incident. She told me that I wasn't doing anything right, of course, but I could ignore that. My job was to prep the veggies and salads and she would do the ham and turkey. I notice that she's taking her sweet-ass time putting the turkey in the oven, but I figure as the 17 year old guest in the house, that is wasn't my problem. SFIL chooses this moment to walk in the door. exMIL,, he asks, sounding slightly uneasy, shouldn't the turkey have gone in the oven an hour ago? Well this DOES IT for her. She had been acting reasonably up until then and apparently had enough. GREYEYEDKIYA, she roared, her inner demons waking from their slumber, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT THE TURKEY?! YOU RUINED CHRISTMAS! THE LAST ONE IN MY CHILDHOOD HOME!' SFIL (bless him) reminded her that she had offered to make the turkey, and that it was unreasonable for a 17 year old girl to know what's required when it comes to making turkey. She gave him a look that would stop a charging rhino. DON'T MAKE THIS MY FAULT! she screamed, while looking around wildly. I wondered what she was looking for. I didn't ask. She found it- she was looking for the roasting pan the raw turkey was sitting in. She dumped the stuffed turkey onto the stove with a splat, then took the roaster into her hands. THIS ISN'T MY FAULT!' She wailed. She raised the roaster high over her head and hurled it at SFIL. She missed and he retreated outside. She then turned to me, If you're not going to be any help, just go the fuck outside. I retreated with SFIL, leaving the veggies to her craziness, and doing nothing for the rest of the day. And that's the time the nutty bitch decided to use a roaster as a ranged weapon and failed.",So did she manage to finish cooking or did your negligence ruin everything for her? +She needed the address before she got there. She clearly got the address or are you saying she never made it there? Name calling.. you're being a dumbass. Reflect friend.,"No, don't you get it, she lured herself there to set him up!" +"PSA: Please stop summoning white signs into fight clubs Can fight club hosts please stop summoning white signs into fight clubs. I know not every host does this, but it happens way too often. When I use a white sign, it's because I want to co-op, not because I want to honour duel someone with 30% less HP. Red signs = PvP, white signs = Co-op. This is a very simple concept that some fight club hosts do not seem to understand. Then again, maybe I'm just an idiot and don't know what I'm talking about, but I don't see any reason why a host should summon a white into a fight club over a red.",Can you please not summon whites FTFY +"New pve weapons in pvp To every person exploiting the unbalanced new weapons in pvp, fuck you, you know what you are doing and it reflects bady on your personality. try using a unique and varied weapon blah blah blah",Oh I'm sorry for using milwood battle axe on my strength build because it is the only viable axe and I will stop using it thanks to this divine being telling us to stop using dlc weapons that from soft gave us to use however we please. +New Rogue One: A Star Wars Story poster!,"Yay, more Death Star......" +Glen again following up a goal with the garbageman...why?,he's crucial to a comeback effort +"As french, I never heard about anyone in my country asking France gov. actions in the middle east, but we have literally no ways to stop that, if the gov wants to go to war, they go. And you must understand that our leaders are whores to Israel (US being the same thing). I would be most pleased to throw Hollande and Sarkozy into the international tribunal for war crimes. Sarkozy received Gadaffi as a friend, before going to war against him. We're so fucked with these politicians.","Yeah, France's multiple middle East interventions are definitely Israel's fault" +"Yeah, great idea! Supercell should definitely add this.",For an addition of 1000 gems sure thing +Going into the right hands? You're saying trillions of dollars couldn't be spent on something better than the military?,;) forgot the +"Technically Sara isn't dead, she just grew a penis.","It's 2016, I mean come on it's time." +Prophets of Rage is a lot like Rage Against the Machine.,woah I better check this new band out! +"Iniisip ko.kung magrereklamo ako. Pero sige, balance the genders na lang. Some of my reddit happy places R/ladybonersgw R/chickflixxx",reklamo mo masyado silang magaganda lol jk +The guy in Shooter was only using a .22. An AR-15 is significantly louder.,"ar15s shoot .223 so its only a .003 difference, hardly makes a difference!" +I got a diaper one today. And I even changed my gender!,"Dads can change diapers too, these days!" +Fuuuuck,"Get a paint brush, dip in puddle, bring back calligraphy." +"Woman calls 911 after accident, arrested for DUI, tests show she is clean, charges not dropped","You are all being way too harsh on this cop, it was only 20 minutes of action." +It's not this subreddit; it's the world world. This sub is pretty accurately representing what the world is talking about right now.,"Yeah, like how the debate cited every single celebrity and their opinion on Trump out there but completely ignored the Wikileaks emails, right?" +JL ENDING SPOILERS!!!,Hi my name is Ben Affleck and I am in fact playing Slade Wilson. +TIL electron has version.,There's this wave version and a particle version +jesus christ the hits keep coming.,That's because he's holding on to the ball too long +"Bullshit. All I see around here are trump signs and I see more each week. I'm voting Johnson no matter what, but don't count him out until it's over. A not insignificant portion of the country is under his spell.","Shut up, you aren't a real libertarian." +"I know, I despise this shit when people are too stupid to know history.","Nah, Kennedy and Johnson were fascist" +Viral quote on not voting 'lesser of evils' can't be officially attributed to LDS prophet,Apparently he was speaking as a man. +"Reporter: President Mew2king, what's your stance on gun control? President Mew2king: Whatever's most optimal",Short-hop double laser. +Colonialism spawned... in Kongo!,NON EUROPEANS ARE DOOMED WITH THE INSTITUTIONS SYSTEM REEEEEEEEEEEE +Very original! I've never seen that before!,You forgot the +Get better. You'll learn to adapt and play well.,Wow such great advice +"Yeah which is great, but now with multiple backs he is on the field less",Less chance of injury! +Which is better: Mac or PC?,"Listen, bro let me tell you about Linux..." +"Haunted by the loss of Mark Zuckerberg, Boston makes an appeal to millennial entrepreneurs.","yeah not a day goes by that i don't say, wow this place is so sad now that Mark left...." +I'm embarrassed to be friends with her...,TIL that a woman's butt self lubricates when preparing for sex. +"Why is the zero tiny in the shutter time? On my camera (D7100, but I assume this goes for almost all nikon's) the shutter time is shown with a half 0 on the display. 4o instead of 40 for example. It does not really matter, but why? They use a standard 7 segment display. They show all other number normally. Is there any reason?",It probably saves like a tiny bit of power +Parking for Rochester show tomorrow,There's parking to the left of the venue for $10 if anyone's still following this. +The dialogue in that game was amazing,"Oh come on, the dialogue in Fallout 4 is on a whole other level than the crap in New Vegas." +"Gun enthusiasts of Reddit, what is the worst common misconception regarding firearms?",Guns kill people +They have ZERO reason to be using the term wet works,Like with a wet rag or something? +Hillary asks driver can't you go back? Why can't you go any closer? The driver was 4 feet away from the airplane stairs! Listen to first 4 seconds of video.,She is so high energy! +First I've heard those neighborhoods called that.,"Well, *those in the know* call it LiRo" +I think you're fine on the TE front. Try seeing if you can get Olsen with Crowell and Julius Thomas,"appreciate the advice, thank you!" +No different than any other sport. Reddit care bears at it again.,Let's start throwing pyrotechnics at the players or fight security guards just because it also happens in real life sports as well. +Help me ! I'm stuck in Arena 1 !,"Try climbing up to Spell Valley, unlock Ice Wizard, drop back down to Goblins Stadium and use him" +"Is there a sequel for an anime you want despite that anime having a complete story line and ending? Sorry if the title isn't clear. What I'm trying to say is, have you ever had an anime that was you enjoyed so much that you wanted a sequel/continuation to it even though it had a perfectly good ending?",Chuunibyou really needs a third season... +We do?,"When accusations come at Trump they are false and when they comes at the Clintons, they are obviously true" +"Yeah, the President of the United States should fly coach, by himself and uber to play golf. So. Fucking. Stupid.","No, no...they are saying; stay in your office and work all the time and never have fun, ever." +Sprug,He deserves to die after doing this. +Blind people?,and how are they supposed to read it? +"AS2 EP 8: All Stars Supergroup Live Reaction / Discussion Thread. I've got on highest hair, my flattest flats, and the best device for concealing my harness. Keep all discussion in this thread and let's all try to act like ladies no matter what happens. ~xoxo","Wow, Michelle's lines certainly didn't seem fed to her at all." +Watching that rally scared me. Seriously. That so many people could cheer those words and ideas. I believe Americans are good people and just don't understand how that could happen.,"Ya I know it's scary and could lead to the literal destruction of the republic but guys... Hillary just doesn't *excite* me, you know?" +The exploding Note 7 is no surprise - leaked Samsung doc highlights toxic internal culture,"I don't know about you, but getting a signed picture of the ceo would truly make me a loyal employee." +What is something most think is real but is really fake?,Global Warming +Turned 18 last month,Fucking angsty teen. +How can Lavaloonion survive if Supercell adds that leaked Air defense lvl 9 from Spanser ?,Maybe the ship is a flying troop that will balance that. +"Costa Rica's in Mexico, right?","To be fair, I don't think that Mexico or Central America are mentioned in the Bible anywhere." +"I think if his daughter wasn't married to one, this would have been front and center. They still use the dog whistle, the media.",And among the Alex jones types banking is a code word too... you know because the rothchilds run everything and elders of Zion is a true text +Women are expected to humour harassment. This is why we can't,"And everybody else is expected to believe that harassment means any undesirable interaction at all, or hurt feels, according to the cerebral feminist giants of Tumblr, Twitter and Facebook..." +Profile review please!,"Eh 6/10, not enough memes." +It's flavor text for Dead. They ded,Stupid Nuzlocke rules +I'm going to tell my Grandchildren about this moment.,"As a Genji player, you provably won't get grandchildren, or even children for that manner." +There's a 100% natural detox and it's called pissing and shitting,Also Leeaching. +Pound slumps to 168-year low,"Now the pound is British again, why don't we just set the price to what WE want it to be?" +It's definitely not on that they shifted the times around. I agree it seems they intentionally made it impossible to avoid. Extremely disreputable behaviour. What a shame. Sorry it happened to you and your daughter.,"cheers, at least we raised awareness a little." +Then he'd release it. But he doesn't. Know why? He doesn't have it.,He needs to keep it secret until after the trial +"Here with a question Really looking forward to our game this Sunday! I wanted to ask about your defense, which I haven't kept up with in detail in the last year or so. If you were to specify a key weakness, if any, what would it be? Our offense managed to exploit a slight lack of speed in Denver's linebackers, but I have no idea what to expect from you guys.",Yeah we play too much cover 3.. +Riot i want a new marksman,Heard Thresh was a good adc +Did you not watch the news the last day or two when multiple women came forward claiming that Trump sexually assaulted them?,"Can't trust the news, it's conspiring against Trump and out to rig the election so Trump loses." +What should I try enhancing now?,Your free red nose gear +Customer uses TVs as dominos,Not fake. +"I'm really not one of those people who gives a shit about semi-naked women on the front page doing cosplay. People like it, it looks good, I like beautiful women, win win. But I like it to at least be a _good_ cosplay. Naked Cortana girl looks like Cortana. This particular costume is just _lazy_.",But... She did her hair. +*Chef* features the titular character and his son taking a road trip through the American south. It's sort of a tour of Southern US cuisine.,Chef was awesome! +"You okay, pal? Your sentences are starting to get mixed up.",I'm trying to say that I realise as a friend in a country that it trust to friend but not a guestly friend +"I'll be going in with a blank mindset when watching this series. This feels so fun and exciting, and I don't want my bias with the XY series to ruin this experience.",A blank mindset...just like Ash when the writers reset him +Pokemon Go interest over time (up to date)... it's just sad.,"Because when I've googled something I want to know about, I continue to google that same thing weeks and months hence even though I've already learned what I needed" +"Eh, you weren't wrong, I'm pretty shit. It's more that it didn't offer anything to the discussion. That's what the downvote feature is for.","nah, should've added the much needed" +NJ to NYC: one hour for 3 miles...,NYC to NYC: one hour for 3 blocks +I dont know that many jobs would even consider it worth it have someone come into the office for only 4 hours.,"Yep, it's more normal in construction, which is where I work." +Please CIG why still no attack helicopters.,I identify as an Apache attack helicopter and CIG are being Racist for not including me +Unvaccinated Adults Cost the U.S. More Than $7 Billion a Year,But how much more would they cost the US if they were autistic? +Man the first Matrix was so good The other two... well ... the 3rd had some okay action scenes.,The matrix was great too bad they never made a sequel +5 days on. 2 days off. 5 days on. 2 days off. 5 days on. 2 days off. I can barely take it anymore. Just how fucking mundane it is. If it was 2 days on and 5 days off however....,"I only get 5 days off a month, so you can go eat my balls." +"No of course not. If you don't blindly agree with them, you're obviously a paid shill and it's all one giant conspiracy.",Obviously no one dislikes Trump unless they are paid to. +... which Brown and Miller?,And which Gronk? +"he's a 3 inch tall lego figure, he can't reach the keys",Me too thanks +"His mouth matters more? than what Hillary has done to the US? that makes no sense. The President isn't supposed to be the Pope if you were wondering,","Sorry, I forgot to add." +"Not to preheat the oven with Tupperware inside, not to fall asleep while cooking something after their 12 hour shift, not to let their children play with lighters/matches...",Why would there be Tupperware in the oven? +"Some golfers shake their club before swinging. Some soccer players spring from their heel before the run up to a penalty or free kick. Some darts players do a double wind before they throw. Some footballers tap the ball before they throw. Its just one of those things some players do, its basically just muscle memory and instincts which can make the throw feel more in rhythm/on point. Its a mental thing more than a physical thing.",Brady does it to deflate the ball a little bit before chucking it +Back before you had even evolved a weedle,"Came here to say the same thing XD, it's hard to come by 12 weedle candies when you're level 8" +"Losers shouldn't be tolerated, plain and simple. Progress isn't made relying on the weak.",Best Hitler quote ever. +"These fat activists see so many fatphobic doctors. Like, if you're so healthy, why are you going to so many fucking doctors? I have high blood pressure. I see my doctor twice a year to make sure my meds are still working. (My high blood pressure is actually genetic. Every member of my family has it and my doctor has openly stated the only way for me to have it at my age and weight is genetic disposition.) The last time I went to a doctor for something else was a triple ear infection caused by allergies this spring. My father smokes. Has for decades. He broke his hip last year and recovered so fast, his physical therapist was shocked. Other than that, he hasn't been to the doctor in years cause he hasn't needed to. He's 69 and hasn't retired yet. My obese 60-year-old mother with out of control diabetes? Cardiologist, endocrinologist, hematologist, neurologist, ophthalmologist, stacks on stacks on stacks of prescriptions. She's now in ICU, on a ventilator, with a feeding tube, a urinary catheter. and a rectal catheter (no, that's **not** a typo). She has heart failure, kidney failure, about to go on dialysis if things don't improve, she's septic with MRSA in her blood and we're waiting for the results to see if she has blood cancer. She's suffering from malnutrition because she wouldn't eat anything we tried to make or give her, except junk food and sweets. We refused to give them to her, so she went long periods where she didn't eat. I'm not Sherlock fuckin' Holmes, but come on. At what point do they start to go... If I'm so healthy, why am I in a scooty-puff at 28 years old? What do they think is coming in their future? You wanna prove you're just as strong and healthy as a thin person? If one, JUST ONE, obese person can complete a course on American Ninja Warrior, I'll become a fucking fat activist. Hell, not even a full course. Just a Warped Wall. But they won't. Cause they gotta talk to their many fatphobic doctors about their wildly idiopathic joint issues.",inb4 ninja warrior is fatphobic +"She's already Nommed. Kryssie for 3rd nom to ensure someone from their side goes, so we'll have a balanced house again",Weird... I didn't see that +"Marijuana is being legalized, Cuban cigars are back, what a time to be alive.","Finally, the president is taking care of the important issues that really matter" +LeBron James has plans to go to college once his schedule allows,The school that gets him has to be NCAA title favorite +i sold a 0.007 for 122k around 2 days ago. hope this helps.,Thank you! +If just men voted...,Ah i love it how people constantly rag on the far interior states +Today's NY Daily News Cover - Trump's 9/11 Lie,And suddenly the news cares about politicians lying. +"Okay, but Alan Turing wasn't raping people.","Yay, so chemical castration really does work!" +"Let's jail everyone that doesn't agree with us, because that's how a democracy works........also should we jail Bill Clinton's accusers too?",No they are just standing up against the murderous Clintons who shamefully tried to discredit them. +TIL Eminem bought Elton John 2 diamond cock rings for his civil partnership,Well that was tasteful +MDMA is not brown.,Right we all know it's pink or neon green! +Things more OP than Seth with an infinite use rewarp staff.,Seth with Galeforce +Cause his suit was on bed he was naked waiting for her does he only own 1 suit not sure that's great point,...which makes the attempted rape totally ok! +"Quick, what the fuck? You promised me and the rest of the team you'd work on your anger issues over the summer...","No, no, using words is a step forward!" +Mostly because Hillary didn't do any of the things you just listed.,But it's only fair to give Breitbart and Russian state media equal consideration to the Times and Post. +TNA draws lowest total viewership since moving to Pop,Matt Hardy is the hottest wrestler out there +That awkward moment when you have to use a sub category of a sub category to get your spin rotating.,"Welp, that's exactly how young latinos like to be referred to by Clinton supporters, a SUB category." +I feel like a piece of shit for my reaction to CitCon after seeing the work they did to make it happen Sorry CIG.,*stands up boldly among the crowd of angry people* I. I forgive you. +How would it make you feel if your wife/future wife was watching lesbian porn?,"Yea, I'm sure you're a dude posting from your girlfriend's account and not just a woman trying to find dude's opinions because you're uncomfortable with the fact that you are interested in lesbian porn" +"When in doubt, replace netgear switches Just a PSA about how much I hate netgear switches when they inevitably die to early and start causing latency issues or just stop forwarding traffic all together. God I hate netgear.",I love Netgear products! +oh ok that must be it. we were at grafton on labor day and they were talking about how it was the last day,Probably the last day for swimming +"Why does it seem like he's just up there rambling, with no plan or direction, about whatever pops in his head?",Because the teleprompter doesn't work! +And employees. And contractors. And competitors. And customers. And developers. And architects. And TV producers. And board members. And managers. And government bureaucrats. And and and and,But but but he isn't even that successful! +"The availability of eggs is 63 per person per year, while as per National Nutrition Institute this should be about 180 eggs per person","Well, all the prod Jains are sacrificing their eggs for this country." +I for one prefer AMD to Intel and Nvidia.,because reasons +My tag when playing Ganondorf is MrDragmire and like NOBODY ever gets it,I don't get it +oh man lucky white people arrived to wash them with their magic water to wash away all their sins! *insert huge sarcastic sigh right here*,"Haha, stupid Christian nutters, giving starving people free food and water in exchange for spreading their religious fairy tale" +I love how mettaton is exactly the same.,Mettaton is looking super duper old in that one wadaya mean? +"Jill Stein is totally correct. For the sake of our country Trump absolutely must win this election. I actually think Russia is 100% behind the email hacking, and are in fact trying to get Trump elected. I think they want Trump elected entirely because of their own selfish interests. What is it that they want, you ask? ***TO PREVENT WORLD WAR FUCKING 3 WITH AMERICA*** The Russians are fully aware of how much of a crazed war-hawk Hillary is. She voted for the war in Iraq, was all-in for literally every drone strike, and as SoS oversaw the death of Khadaffi which resulted in turmoil in the middle-east. Hillary is hell-bent on keeping Assad out of power, and is being incredibly antagonistic towards the Russians, who are adamant that Assad remain in power. Sanctions will not work, and thus a No-Fly-Zone, which Hillary is for, wouldn't mean shit unless US is ready to shoot Russian jets down. The moment that happens, we're at war with Russia, which will rapidly turn into a nuclear/World War. So yes, the Russians want Trump in office, because Trump actually wants to cooperate with the Russians instead of being at war with them. ***A vote for Hillary Clinton is a vote for World War 3.*** Even Jill Stein agrees with this, and to an extent Sanders as well because even he said Hillary has bad Judgement.","Dude, you forgot the" +"Change My View: Voting for anti-1A, 4A, 8A, and 14A Trump because 2A! is not okay","I think we all dislike Trump, but have a worse option with Hillary." +1 Hit,Get gud. +"Oh, well most of Europe has night and day at the same time then, so let's take a look at what they're doing, and see what we can use.","Those countries are small, their sample size wouldn't work." +How Did Walmart Get Cleaner Stores and Higher Sales? It Paid Its People More,"Who knew that money tends to motivate people and give them more disposable income for buying stuff, this is really weird." +When it's racist rather than religious?,They call themselves the crusaders.. what could possibly be religious about that +"Punisher has to change, there's no way he'd wear that ever.",That explains why he wore it in the comics. +TIL a 6 feet wide stream exists in England that all who swim in it are sucked to certain death.,"Some drunk dude trying to impress his friends can swim over the Niagara Falls and come out alive without a scratch, yet no one can make it out alive on this tiny strong river Shenanigans I say!" +"hell yeah I forgot about this one, I love where Wilt blocks Dwight",As if he was going to make it anyway... +Illegal for citizens is not illegal for the government.,a monopoly of force means nothing if you don't enforce it. +barra ese.,barra cual? +"Hey, she doesn't have to look into it anymore! We just did her a big favor!","I know we just saved her so so much work, I can't imagine how hard she's been working for months to release them I can't imagine how much more work there was" +Justin Bieber's Believe,"Ah jeez bud there was a bucket's worth of these laying around, I grabbed em and now that I think of it, I've got way to many for myself here why don't you take one-" +"I am a right winger and MtF! I believe in smaller gov't, anti welfare (get off your duff and make something of yourself!), gun rights, prolife AND prochoice (they are two separate issues neither of which are gov't responsibilities) and will support Trump in November. More like a fiscal, political conservative but liberal moralist.","Right, because people wouldn't need welfare if they weren't so lazy" +"I know when Auburn is bad, I am insufferable",Is that why you got banned from the mothersub? +"I can't tell if those are Jews or Aztecs, I mean, they're practically the same.",Jazztecs +What Arteezy thinks of !Attacker,"Clip of Arteezy saying 2 words, first page incoming." +Who else here is making buckwheat gains?,"Eat some wheatbran: 100 grams contains: -216 calories -16g protein -43g dietary fibre Other than the intestinal bleeding, it's all good." +Well it sure makes sense to blame the gun and not the person behind it.,"Well just remember that if the person isn't responsible for the shooting, that toast must toast, toast." +"The whole I think i have a right bit gets me. Being elected does not grant rights to or for your chosen religion. It is astounding, how some elected officials act.","Yea, It's total fucking bullshit." +this is .......boring hockey.,"You're so much more entertaining, please keep talking." +"Does anyone else love how many different ways there are to get max light right now? Right now I am 384 on my Warlock, 385 on my Hunter and 386 on my Titan and I still have not even attempted the raid. I personally think the light progression is in a very great place, but I am kinda disappointed that all my stored legendary engrams won't be able to help me up to 400 unless they decrypt as exotics(unlikely with my luck). Also I am not sure what exactly has changed in the crucible since RoI dropped, but my KD has gone up immensely. Destiny Tracker has my average KD at about .88 but since RoI is has been closer to 1.3-1.4.",The only thing I wish they'd change is for the 350 strike playlist to drop higher level gear. +should they have teleport then?,use the airports duh +"My girlfriend went to school with Ben Davies, does that mean I'm going to play for Tottenham?",thought that didn't need an +"Thane. That drell can have me in tears and i'm not even a huge fan of his. I can't remember all of the prayer but the guide him to where the traveller never tires, the lover never leaves and the hungry never starve. hit me like a ton of bricks. Then to be told that the prayer's for Shepard, and my Shep at this stage is tired, wants things he can't get and his love life's a shambles. It's exactly what he needs, its like the one person in the galaxy who really understands him is dying. Bwahhhhhhhh! Honourable mention to Miranda, I felt like that was the one spot on my Shep's otherwise spotless reputation, a moment of selfishness and self indulgence ended up getting his friend killed. I wanted to hug everybody on screen at the time, including Liara who'd only come along because I needed biotic backup.","There's an even better one, and with Thane too, romance him and play the Citadel DLC, I personally couldn't bare to play it myself, I just watched the scene on youtube and it was still was hard to watch." +Yea because everybody here is SO receptive. /no,Found the shill +"When Blundell said 18 months for Revelations Is it possible that that's how long it will take for all 6 comics to release, and the last issue will reveal the true ending and or super easter egg steps?",Maybe he meant IW zombies is gonna be poo we would have to go back and play BO3 until the new 3arc zombies comes out +"What melee weapon would allow an average man to 8/10 defeat a fully grown angry Kodiak Bear ? So let's say a 5'10 175 athletic male that maybe works out 4 times a week. A large and angry Kodiak. Weapon has to be melee, NOT projectile. The weapon cannot be powered e.g. a chainsaw.",A 20kg axe. +"Reddit newbie here. Why is it that some posts explode, and others don't?","10,000 alt accounts." +Except the older strikes are still very much in the rotation,Wait there's new strikes in the rotation? +"Bingo. I never have a problem finding a spot in lot 100 in the mornings, it just takes me 20 fucking minutes to get from Jones - Butler & Luther to Reed.",Exaggeration? +"So Killers, what do you dodge? (and why) Just curious right now im so sick of sabo i dodge anyone with a tool box or jake. Yea it takes awhile to get a game but they are always better. (yes I understand sabotage is a teachable perk but easy enough to see happen and just leave).","I dodge bloody clothing, flashlights, toolboxes, maps, keys, Megs, Claudettes, Dwights, Neas, Jakes, SWF groups, and solo queue survivors." +I got a used 2DS from gamestop for $49.99 and then put a custom firmware on it and pirated pokemon for free. Pretty good value.,"Yeah, we're all proud of you" +"Look mom, I am Zelda !!!",This joke totally hasn't gotten old at all +"Dudes whole channel is very impressive I must warn you, if you do decide to watch a few of his other videos to do so on a full stomach, or you may find yourself eating random food combinations to quench your hunger. Not sure about the knife either sorry.",Thanks for posting leading me to this I spend a lot of time watching cooking videos and now I can stir this into the mix! +One of the first ever jokes about Destiny.,Very original +"Hillary Clinton campaign WikiLeaks emails reveal disdain for Catholics, Southerners, 'needy Latinos'","If there's one thing this sub loves, it's Catholicism." +These new trees are ridiculous *MASTERWORK* My lumberman and minerdude had been missing for a while nd never actully had a job to do so i finally decided to find out why. motherfuckers were stuck in the trees. how they got up there is beyond me but they were stuck up in the brnches or leaves or air or some bullshit without any sensible way of actuslly getting up there like did the trees just up and grow right under them or did they just wit for it to grow on them like shit dude these trees are god damn dangersous im o mad right now its been almost a year and i have gotten 1 migrant wave of 4 people and i am just toally fuked over because 2 of my most importsnt dwarves are stuck in a tree and i have no way of cutting them down cause their stuck up their with their cat like refelxes and fuck everthing,If only there was some way to instruct your workers to build some kind of platform or structure to reach them... +"If you woke up tomorrow and suddenly realized you were now in Donald Trump's body, what is the first thing you would do?",I'd reenact the bathroom scene from full-metal jacket using live ammunition. +I am amazed that GameHive got back to you. The seem to have black listed me...,Well you are in hb so obviously they don't want to talk to cheaters +"Apparently, you didn't. He says the American people need to come up with a way to vouch for the truth. And I agree -- when un-educated people, like yourself, see a simple headline, they leap to conclusions. Then they tell their friends about the evils of our government, and how it's always out to get us.","Yeah, like just believing whatever CNN says." +"I'm not mad, I'm disappointed","Quick, he needs another 400 downvotes for making a post!" +"Jump can't deal elemental damage ? Hi ! Just noticed something today with my fresh new Kain : when I use jump with an elemental weapon against an enemy with the appropriate weakness, there's no weakness message. I tried to auto-attack and the message pop up normally. Bug ? Normal feature ? It's just the message that fail to pop ?",It's a feature! +"I forgot it existed, it sucks so bad. Here's an overcosted card for playing an overcosted card. Great tempo, such rogue.","Its also a 3 drop, something that rogue lacks" +Realistic hair drawing time lapse,Every time there's a cut they just drop a lock of hair onto the paper +Coaches Poll (10/16),*Utah to SEC west confirmed* +Sarcasm? or are we not watching the same game,"Yeah, I should have added a" +New improved rocket launcher!,Hackers always ruining GTA Online +Trolling? Hard to tell sometimes.,Definitely needs +I'm afraid I will not be able to deliver. Sly Cooper is mine. **MINE**,Q__Q Oh... ok then. +"Nice pics, I'm going to use a few as wallpapers if you don't mind.",Go for it. +Let's cut off that bus,"If you play stupid games, you win stupid prices" +"In november, please fight back",Vote Ted Cruz 2016! +"I really hope Levelcap doesn't ruin this game. From what I've noticed Levelcap seems to think that everything in the game should fit his playstyle, which not everyone has. Just leave it the way it is","He's a youtuber, clearly he knows better than you" +"Yeah, it just comes down to opportunity. They just have a lot more time to develop on tv.","You're right, no two-hour movie has ever produced a memorable antagonist." +Tron car,Why the fuck is this posted in r/funny? +UW-Madison Student Creates Sweatshirt That Says All white People Are Racist,Obviously he means all white people are racist *too* +"i love that final room, looks so pretty. Shame there's no chests in the final room of guild puzzles anymore though, I always feel cheated when I get to the end! (really miss the cheese chest in proxemics)",I miss my two blues and a green :(. +"Media regulation =/= ministry of truth. It merely means regulation to ensure there isn't undue concentration of corporate power in the media. What that means is that Super Evil Mega Corp. is free to launch their own nationwide news service and broadcast how terrible Obama or Trump is. But they can't go buy all the radio and tv shows in the country, so that all things broadcasted are the opinion of Super Evil Mega Corp",And government regulation isnt exploited at all... +I AM STILL HERE,#praise the lord and reason for is entire sub +Yikes. Should probably be made class exclusive.,To priest +"Well, at least we got the Bears next week","Jokes on you, Bears are gonna start their undefeated run." +Which are they?,3 different branches of Islam +Lets joke about domestic violence!!,Yeah but it's a guy that guy assaulted so its okay. +Republican HQ in Orange County firebombed,That'll change their minds +InB4 everyone says: the packers aren't a good team that's why they won,"Come on bro, it's not like they beat an elite team like the Steelers" +Gears 4 is This Year's GOTY - Video Game Culture HQ,I'm playing and enjoying the game now... but handing out Game of the Year in Mid October? +Typical Sunday Morning Facebook picture. Nsfw,Source? +What about the tens of thousands of people who personally saw the second plane with their own eyes?,LSD in the water supply obviously +"Since you couldn't decipher it yourself, I'll give you a hint... Feminists cray","Yeah, fuck feminists for thinking that women are people too who should be afforded the same rights as men!" +Wow took some today earlier and it gave me a bunch of modivation to get stuff done around the house! Is this normal? Was a red strain.,Junkie... Fed should put a stop to all this nonsense +Do you have any evidence to support that claim?,"Don't be ridiculous, you don't need evidence for common knowledge." +"In november, please fight back",No but you see milo supports him so he can't be homophobic +"pena de muerte al politico, exilio para su familia directa, toma de posecion de todos sus bienes.","No hay que exagerar, con la pena de muerte se manda el mensaje necesario." +You misspelled raise,Alabama players actually take a paycut to play in the NFL. +"Well what is she supposed to do? Good job guys, nice work!?",she was supposed to sense it before it happened. +"TIL Men have weaker immune systems, higher cholesterol, more heart problems, greater susceptibility to diabetes, higher rates of cancer and lower chances of surviving it. Men make up over 2/3 of murder victims, 3/4 of traffic accident fatalities and are 3 times more likely to commit suicide",Male privilege exists +This is what you bring up while thousands of young men are going into battle to liberate a city and most likely many of them will not return? While hundreds of thousands of civilians are hunkered in their homes with the sounds of war booming and hoping not to be a casualty?,Yeah because the outcome of this war doesn't have any impact on the US. +Wait... Do I know you?,"Yeah, turned out the guy I thought you were (and his girlfriend who teaches in Commerce) was out of town on that day." +"D-List maybe, he was a presenter and host for a lot of things.",He's a Ryan Seacrest Type +What if we ^buff^kukulkan??,We should make his tornados global +Implying that leftcoms would even attend a revolution,I'll have you know revolution is un-communist +Scandinavianslaughatyourpunylittlespaces,Finnsgrumblecontemptuouslysincelaughterisbothersome +"Just a monday Google is down for french customers of Orange ISP (someone fucked up in the DNS) According to the users, Google seems to be equal to the whole Internet Just a monday :)",I thought google was the internet... +2004 was a great year in gaming history.,Why is condition zero here +WELL SAID!!!,THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN +They did try to foist Palin onto the other 49 states.,No one should be blamed for things they did 'x' years ago... +"As an LCK fan at Worlds foe C9 vs SSG, that crowd wasnt just rude, it was hostile. The people next to me were very angry and towards the end, very drunk. Everytime SSG made a play and I cheered, I was told to Shut the fuck up. I get that you want your team to do well, but it was bad. I was super thrilled for Worlds to be in Chicago since it was my only chance to go see a game like that, but it was shameful. Most of our car ride home was us talking about how bad it made the US look.,","But it's okay to be a hostile asshole, because they do it in other sports!" +"It's just a crazy coincidence that it finally went through now, 3 weeks before the election?",Totally just a coincidence! +Nintendo hasn't posted on Twitter for 2 days...,"It means they meant to post today, but Reggie guessed the wrong password 3 times, and they locked out." +"Why are Germans soo racist Just to upset Noone, im German aswell xd So I found out that we Germans make a lot of jokes about other races. Especially Jews, even if we have absolutely no right to do that, is enyone experiencing the same? Of course this applies to Csgo cause af many jew corners and insulting opponents","You mentioned Csgo once, therefore it's relevant to this sub." +"The same Maine governor who in the year 2016 said that one of the biggest threats to his state were east coast blacks coming to his state, selling drugs, impregnating white women, and leaving? That dude is deplorable.","No, you don't understand, he has a binder the proves it!" +"Be the bigger man and don't cave in. If you don't Snapchat, don't Snapchat. You'll seem weak trying to be a part of it just because they are.","Yes, be the bigger man and don't take an interest in what your S/O is into." +Rinkah?,painted abs don't count +People are asking if they could add all of fallout 4s assets into it too. You just can't please some people.,They should add every asset from all Skyrim games with new graphics and models in the remaster so modders can use them! +"They could pay the $10 instead, which would be even worse than 1000 gold. Basically Blizzard stealing money from worse players and giving it to better players. Might as well be If you're Legend rank, you can enter this brawl and fight for rewards, otherwise you waste 900g and a lot of time.","Yeah, no one should ever pay to enter any sort of tournament, ever." +Even Java will get a REPL with Java 9,So I can finally type two essays worth of text into the console for Hello World REJOICE! +"This just shows that the trump campaign is part of the conspiracy to rig the election against trump. You can only trust trump himself. And only when he's not being sarcastic, or using locker room talk, or joking, or on video contradicting himself.",At least he tells it like it is! +"For the record, I cleaned the games with a tiny spot of rubbing alcohol and even tried jiggling the cartridges to no avail. They also played fine on a friend's SNES about an hour later, so I know it's not a game issue. So obviously the issue must lie with the pins or the video processor, right? Is this an easy fix, or am I screwed?",But did you blow in the game? +It happened to me. I politely asked for a refund. Was declined. Then I wasnt able to use chat again,I'm sure that's the full story and you're not leaving anything out. +Don't forget lottery tickets.,"Well, that way they have a chance of breaking out of that lifestyle!" +I realized something about my keyboard today.,Do you know that your other keys are in the wrong places? +My bench with feet up: 325 My bench with feet down: 345 20%? Everybody is different.,Well obviously you are under-preforming with your feet down +Some Cap shields for ya (posted by the Russos),Can I have one please? +Collection for the achievents of these rats,Sounds like a nice chap. +"Well now I can't doubt you, who needs a source when it's honestly a fact.","If it wasn't a fact, they wouldn't have posted a source to that human trafficking awareness campaign's website where the stickers come from..." +"I don't know about you, but I'm homo sapiens superior.","Online IQ test said 165, so I'm going to Facebook to brag and ask why I'm single" +Receive dick pic. Reply with a dick pic. He hopes his daughter doesn't grow up to be like me.,How dare you send him an unsolicited graphic image? +"When you work in an office that loves glitter, I count this as a win.",They just don't love you enough to get the glitters out... +Who's missing significant time this week?,Moncreif lol +South Park usually reports the news in a more unbiased and accurate way than most news stations,r/politics is unbiased +"Hey, do you know Tomb Raider? No","Oh great.. You're one of 'those' gamers, aren't you?" +ay bridgeport station,yay for translink! +"To be fair, us lot need to learn the difference between ignorant haters and people who genuinely have tried to like ye and couldn't",the difference is only the first group exists +Don't you just love having your personal sex life and how your own ladybits react to things/what they like explained to you by someone else?,"Of course, it helps me realize that I shouldn't take sexual assault for granted cause 'it's better than nothing'" +Gallery: Honda RA616H power unit,Thanks OP I always wanted to see what a GP2 engine looked like +"God will not help you, Christine, were his pained words. I have cried out the same words for many years. God will not hear you. There is only Erik, you see. Only Erik. She tried to wretch out of his grasp but he pulled her tightly to his chest. Where would you be, he whispered into the shell of her struggling ear, were it not for Erik? At home with my husband, she spit out, struggling harder. No, Christine, he said sadly. Your husband would not have recognized you were it not for Erik bringing your voice to the front of the stage. Tell me, dear, where would you be without me? She suddenly stopped fighting, collapsing fully into his arms. He didn't mind so much, he thought. Alone, she whispered. Yes, he said solemnly. Alone, and possibly worse. It has always only been Erik. Only Erik, she echoed emotionlessly. She began to cry softly and he pressed a kiss to her hanging head. Good girl, he whispered.",D: +Console games are made on PCs so STFU,And iOS games are made on Macs! +Lactating Milkmaid,Seems totally legit and not at all some kind of phishing scam +Beautiful day for our community. Bring on some football.,How dare anyone be in support of the stadium. +WikiLeaks has confirmed that Ecuador is responsible for cutting Julian Assange's internet access,Maybe a youtube video will appear and there will be an attack on the embassy because of it resulting in his death +"This has been yet another episode of I am a teenager and know everything. Tune in next week for our next episode Fuck you, dad! You can't tell me what to do!",Series finale on November 8! +"I like that kid. I mean, think about it. If you factor in all the greenhouse gasses from manufacturing the weaponry, infrastructure to support troops, the troops themselves, and concentration camps, plus the oil and gas used to heat the ovens, plus the actual heat output of the ovens, he's probably correct.",I'd doubt the concentration camps themselves had any significance. +State Department official 'pressured' FBI to declassify Hillary Clinton email,I am shocked that an uncorroborated allegation such as this can possibly be believed! +You're gonna jinx it!,What jinx? +I don't understand how anyone can really have any strong opinion about her? She hasn't done much of anything besides cuddle up with Taylor,That piece of shit! +Meg Turney,Can someone x-ray Gavin next? +That's because no one expects him in the pocket. It is like searching for an Easter egg while it was already in your basket the entire time.,He's too short for the defense to see +"I mean the comic is just a long con to build an audience in order to more effectively spread communist propaganda, so it's hardly surprising.","I see you are a member of the Frankfurt school then, yes?" +"I suggest we make it a rule that only government sources can be used ;Utusan, NST, The Star because they are the most accurate",You forgot the +#NAME?,Is it possible to get a transcript of all of the Facebook comments that are accompanying it? +Labour MPs demand answers over Jeremy Corbyn's appointment of Shami Chakrabarti,Is it possible for her to be in the shadow cabinet without either being an elected MP or a peer? +That fucking twist ending HOLY FUCKIN SHIT,What happened at the end? +It's not a bug really.,I guess It's a feature then. +Didn't have a super soul equiped when I warped. Just went super sayian and held it till level 3. Where is your source for this information about upgrading moves?,He's his own source +"Hey bud, you got a light?",On second thoughts I don't need a light +So I Just Got Perma-Banned for I Have No Clue What Reason.,"Misleading title, 30 years is technically not a perma-ban!" +"I wanna get into speedrunning. First of all, I'm new to this sub so sorry if I did anything wrong. I've always loved watching speedruns and have always wanted to try it but have never had the time to do so. I've decided I want to try a speedrun Terraria first. I don't wanna do a very long run, maybe EoC. Does anyone have any tips for me getting into this?",Wear the frost spark boots on asphalt blocks then you'll run super fast. +What would happen if limp bizkit touched the holy corpse?,He'd keep rollin rollin rollin rollin +In 4-8 days someone is getting an awesome knife!,"I used the link to change the shipping address to my house, thanks OP!" +GG Nunu,this is fucking hilarious +Yeah. Because it WAS fake. The only people that still believe that crap are just a bunch of parroting followers.,You forgot the +"I dont know about you, but every game i play doesnt involve me fiddling with settings or configuring anything. Games set your settings automatically.","Yes, and they always do such a wonderful job of it." +So basically their entire argument is that people who drive while intoxicated tend to get involved in more fatal accidents? Well no shit! Better ban alcohol then.,Don't just ban it... make it a Schedule I substance and ruin anyone's life who gets caught drinking it. +she actually has a pretty decent energy policy. Please stop spouting off nonsense,"But, but they're both the same!" +"me? Im SMFC rn, just lost my globe.",I wonder why +"To summarize Pro-Trump tweets: 1.6M - 576k bots = 1,224,000 human tweets Pro-Clinton tweets: 613,000 - 137,000 bots = 476,000 human tweets I think that the focus on bots is missing the real point here","The real point is that trump is going to win the election and everyone is rigging it against him, of *course*" +Manipulating relations with other countries to stop yourself from being implicated is a federal RICO violation. Kerry is a douch,"But that's not his intention, so it's okay." +Poll: Clinton leads Trump by 48 points among millennials,Biased poll +"Cleveland's leading sources of revenue are Cav's tickets, bars that serve brunch, and meth.",What about the browns +Jesus Christ!,Yes Son? +"But is it younger than 19 year old passlack and Dembele, 18 yr old pulisic and 21 22 weigl and ginter. That's most likely part of our squad today. Maybe 19 mor gets in there too. Opta Franz says yikes",What a deadly strike partnership Passlack and Emre Mor would be +death sounds fun..,"I mean, if your PC, monitor, and laptop cease to exist; what is the point of existing yourself?" +Baghdadi survives coup attempt by ISIS Islamic Police in Mosul,i guess he wasn't extreme enough +I saw this in the sky during a pub...,"A skycode, quick, decode it, it's probably a new character hint!" +Its 2560x1440 not 2160x1440,It's obviously the 15:10 Master Race! +Well at least he's not a pedophile like the Jeepers Creepers guy.,Bryan Singer did Jeepers Creepers? +Reverse CSGO'd,I would've abandoned and yelled at valve to fix their broken game if that happened to me. +"Dr. Jill Stein, #PodestaEmails10 show HRC kept 55K emails from Congress. How much more evidence does the govt need to press charges?",Honest question: How would this constitute evidence to press charges? +"Yeah these Chinese guys right. It's not the first and certainly not the last ripoff. Now imagine some bigger and more expensive project. You can make some shield for Arduino and as you start to manufacture it, it magically appears in different colours and for 2/3 of the price.",But my hobby dollars are more important than your compensation for hard work! +"SMU WR Courtland Sutton is a Julio Jones clone I'm not even just talking about oh he's big and fast, he literally plays like Julio. Go watch Julio in 2015 when he's the only WR getting open for the Falcons, then go watch Sutton at SMU. Not only is he the only WR getting open but he's dominating. He's clearly the best athlete on the field in basically every SMU game. He also had a higher yard/TD market share last year at age 20 than Sammy Watkins, DeAndre Hopkins, and Martavis Bryant had at the same age under Chad Morris. Any idea where he's projected to go? I'm really curious what this dude tests like athletically, he really strikes me as a freak.","Cool, guess he's a lock to go 1st overall then." +"Basically, they believe that it is possible under common law to live in a country without agreeing to be a citizen of that country (i.e. to be a sovereign citizen), which means they have no obligation to participate in whatever that country wants them to do (pay taxes, follow bogus laws, etc.) nor do they have any right to receive benefits afforded to citizens of the country. The core of it is a rejection of the idea that you are automatically entered into a binding agreement with a government just by existing inside its borders. There is some legal justification for this concept if you look hard enough for it, but courts have constantly rejected any such claims of legal exemption, most commonly from people who refuse to pay taxes.",But the courts don't have any authority over them! +I was told the day of the NC campaign field office firebombing that the Republican party was the party of hatred. The cognitive dissonance is real.,"We still are that party, because we firebombed our own headquarters and called ourselves Nazis." +Humble Bundle - No new bundle today,Their focus on the monthly subscription played no role in this. +Vikings couldn't pull out a win this week. A true Super Bowl contender would have found a way to win.,We should've scheduled a game so we can be the first team to go 17-0 in the regular season! +"I used to think that students were getting dumber. This makes me think that it's the teachers who are losing brain cells year on year. And no, I'm not white.","That's just the institutional racism talking, you don't mean it!" +Don't pre-order any other games for the remainder of...ever because you won't play them over Paragon.,"Wait, what about that no man's sky game... I heard that was pretty good..." +"#TWIS: Flying the Isis flag is legal, Sweden declares",Three cheers for the caliphates first conquest in europe! +"The Gateses, Tim Cook on List for Clinton's Veep","Good thing those emails were illegally obtained, or we'd never have learned of this important story." +I posted some of his wines with notes here a few years ago and got zero comments. I'm the KLWM rep in my market and I've been through three vintages of the whole line now and they're magnificent.,Its kind of hard when the wines are hard to get and shops get 3 bottle allocations +"While we're at it, Daley Blind is Europe's best CB this season according to WhoScored.",But Mane destroyed him yesterday didn't you hear +"Obligatory dolphins are mammals, not fish.","Nope, they're gay sharks" +"Wait, what part of the female anatomy does the word foreskin possibly imply?","Must've replied with the wrong named attached....point still stands, hope your manginas not toooooo salty" +Way too many of those people? Easy fix: Make Spain Fascist Again and let them disappear!,Yeah because if you aren't anarchist you must be fascist +Reverse CSGO'd,nice cheats +"Well no, that's not even true, the ADS time even with Quickdraw is not faster than MW2 and MW3 with the same perks. The sway is definitely lower though, I'd be fine with them increasing sway a bit but not ADS time. Why are people seriously saying it's easier in this game than those? It's fucking not. Go back and play those games, sniping was so much easier then than it is in IW.","Interesting fact, nobody used snipers in competitive in those games anyway, wouldn't the 'serious' players want to get the edge on their opponents and use 'op' snipers?" +I HAF HEORY ON SOBRERO,Guys did you hear about that code in the sky on Dorado? +"When I was working at a bar I overheard this ex Army guy talking about one of Saddam's families rape dungeons his unit accidentally discovered. (I think it was a group of vets, and they decided to get this one guy drunk to talk about his problems). Stuff like how there was a professionally machined rape drill, like a power tool but with various rape attachments you could enable, from the obvious to cheese grater stuff. Its the most fucked up thing Ive ever overheard. Its also the reason that even now I support the decision to invade Iraq.",Glad we stabilized the region so well that rape and torture are at their all time minimum there now. +"I had to explain that Halloween, in fact, can never be on Friday the 13th.",What if you're dyslexic? +Look at all the women at trump rally's saying he could grab their pussys. Internalized misogyny is so much bigger than I realized when I was younger.,You're just mad about the word! +She's been high on the list ever since I've seen her,That's weird I'm pretty sure her and Jericho have never even met each other +Is Adobe encoding the best in business? Or are there better ones oput there that don't cost the world?,The professionals all use Ogg Vorbis *exclusively* +What about the 1.8 billion transfer to Qatar ? Is it confirmed ?,Just another vast right-wing conspiracy. +"American redditors seem to think that it's no big deal to consume cocaine even though they are funding these cartels. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it should be legal. Until it is, you are still funding the cartels and taking part in bloodshed.",But I wanna party... +idk but those yeezy's are hot,How'd this guy get them before they drop? +Write in for Ralph Nader.,"Yeah, because Nader has never fucked up an election" +How,With a small loan of a million dollars +"haven't seen any reviews on podesta 11 emails, anybody know whats in them?",Just more lies from Russia. +Sunlight detecting sunglasses,It's a good thing they look cool too +"What's something you don't want to see in Rogue One, that we'll probably see in Rogue One Characters planning around a hologram right before a climactic action scene.",*Another* Death Star. +Bill Clinton was gifted 1million,what like the exact same amount that was supposedly given to Assange by Russia...why that is just spooky... +"They made a YUUUGE mistake when they fired him, basically they confirmed the fraud.",he says he stepped back +"Important Samuro damage bug, need to know if you can reproduce it In Try Mode I have found that Samuro's Burning Blade does not become stronger if you empower his Basic Attacks through Way of Illusion. Burning Blade also stays the same even after taking Illusion Master. Mirror Images do 40 AoE damage every Critical Strike across the board. Samuro does 133 AoE damage every Critical Strike as well. I have restarted the game a couple times with a clean Try Mode for individual traits to make sure there aren't any problems with Reset Talents.",Seems like he's in dire need of a buff. +WATCH: Police car runs over protesters after US embassy scuffle,Galing ng mga police force natin... +Blood DK: Everything has mastery. I would love if everything had haste. Confirmation bias is a bitch.,plate is the same as cloth +"Well, you don't know that they didn't get shit from higher ups. Its actually pretty likely they got a mouthful/internal punishments. Just because they weren't charged with anything doesn't mean they weren't disciplined.","Today I learned that apparently a stern talking to is sufficient punishment for negligence in the face of duty, and that incompetency resulting in the loss of all evidence in a quadruple homicide deserves a good lecture." +"There's really no such thing as using a weapon wrong. When I started in MH3U I played GS and just spammed X and A, and guess what? Monsters still died. Sure, there are much more effective ways to use the weapon, but the bottom line is that it's a video game. It's meant to have fun, and there really is no right and wrong, as long as you're doing what needs to be done.",But if you're not doing adept bow you're doing bow wrong +"Why didn't Afton just watch his daughter play with Baby? He didn't want her to play with Baby because he was worried that she would kill her. But if Baby only attacks when parents aren't around, why didn't he just watch her and stay next to her? Then she'd get to play with Baby, and not want to go see her when her dad wasn't around.",DEADBEAT DAD +take console - throw out of window - order gaming PC,"Yeah, just have more money!" +Lmfao and literally concludes with I will be committing voter fraud.,It's just a prank bro +Prostitution Pagodas? Is that a euphemism for a particularly elaborate kind of brothel?,Isn't this what Spirited Away was about? +how much over?,"30,001 by my guesstimate." +Complete this phrase: Pepe is...,just a frog. +*Do you feel that Randy? The way the shit clings to the air? Shit blizzard's coming.*,"The shithawks are flying in low, trying to rig the election" +Are we not sitting in pokemon anymore?,Because Game Freak hates us +I use to hate pewdiepie and always scoffed whenever people mentioned him but he's actually pretty dope to watch now,I think you forgot the +"Ah, the old reddit 'I know a lot about psychiatry because I was depressed as a fourteen year old or so I think' specialists.",Excuse me but Im a depressed *19* year old +"Got a second date coming up. It's bowling, do I let her win or play well to show off? Title. We're playing a couple of games then going out to dinner afterwards. I play reasonably well (regularly 130+) but don't know her ability. Do I let her win or try to show off to impress her?",You think this is a motherfucking game? +That is some next level determination. I'm guessing you work in some form of IT or Computer science related position.,Just sounds like an average receptionist who likes reddit +"Just got VR, what's the first game I should buy? (anything but sport-related titles plz)",Rigs +Censorship: CNN Cuts feed of Rep. Chris Collins When He Brings Up WikiLeaks,"This is all possible due to the 1996 Telecommunications Act, so thanks Bill Clinton" +Anyone suggest an order to read these in?,"* ALEX FERGUSON My Autobiography * Red: My Autobiography * Leading * Keane: The Autobiography * The Second Half Books i just ordered from Amazon if anyone can't see it, just wondered if some are better read before others :)" +He stole this idea from a post here that shows dredful black and white but then in the middle of a noose it's all bright and sunny.,That was the first post I remember seeing on reddit. +"Putting a process like that on OS level is honestly processing bloat as well. OSs should be as lightweight as they can possibly be, everything else belongs to the user interface.","That sure worked out well for Hurd and Minix, didn't it." +Dynamic Resolution is legit on Xbox One,calling fake..tanks dont have gas gauges in BF1 +"Come over to Overwatch! It's in its infancy right now but it's probably going to be a real Korean e-sport with the Sister team dynamic and everything. Right now it's not really in a great spot for viewing but League of Legends too two and a half years to have an OGN competition, Overwatch didn't even take 6 months! This should be the second coming of OGN's amazing leagues and Blizzard hopefully wont bomb it like Riot did.",yeah riot definitely bombed it alright +You make it sound like it's hard when it is actually astoundingly easy. The caller ID database is pretty comprehensive. All the prosecutor needs is for the carrier to send data about whether any of the numbers assigned to the husband texted the wife. If the husband's number is on that list then that's probable cause right there. You clearly have no idea what probable cause means as evidenced by your use of the word proof. They don't need proof;they need evidence that indicates a crime has likely occurred. Once the guy was arrested they could have interviewed him for answers. 90% chance he confesses right there. Try not to comment when you don't know what you're talking about.,"Yeah all the prosecutor needs is for the carrier to do something they'd never do without a warrant, no biggy!" +"I'm in Florida. This place is still, indeed, a battleground. I don't need anything coming out saying Clinton has this state won. People still need to go out and vote. I mean, FFS, this state was dumb enough to vote Rick Scott in TWICE!","Yeah, I live in Georgia, and some of us have considered that a wall along that Florida border might be a good way keep what ever it is that is causing that insanity from crossing into our state." +Purple Ketchup.,This is the only thing in my life I have been allergic to +"Look, Mrs. Obama appears to be a wonderful person, but for the love of all things holy, can we please have a break from the past after this Clinton leaves the White House? The sooner we can put the Bushes, Obamas and Clintons in the rearview mirror, the sooner we can consider climbing out of this cesspool we call American politics.",Chelsea Clinton 2032! +yeah got that,Did you say 33.3 for the other last one? +"A jury Wednesday found NBA star Derrick Rose and two friends did not rape a woman, handing the men a victory in a high-stakes civil trial.",One less thing we have to worry about! +"BOMBSHELL WikiLeaks 12: Hillary Caught Sending Classified Information To John Podesta's Gmail Account In 2014, Who Did Not Have Security Clearance - ITS A FELONY, THEY DISCUSSED IT ON AN UNSECURE PRIVATE SERVER",It's apparently okay if Hillary does it. +Yeah but he's not English so obviously isn't as good right,here you dropped your +I made this...,You didn't build that. +well not at the same time,"True, you can only vote in two Florida and what ever state you are in now." +"People are saying it. I'm not saying it. But people are saying it, some very smart people, the best people. Allahu akbar, that I can tell you.",I thought he apple-gized for that cement. +Who knows. Trump supporters are completely fact-free at this point.,They don't let no mere fact get in their way of the truth. +Idk but they just banned me and called me a faggot.,"Next time you'll think twice before you point out their toxic racism, evil do'er." +"I'm no expert, but I'm not getting a we're lying vibe from these nice young men.",is that +"no problem, hows the new job?",i'm obviously a pillar of customer service in the coolidge corner retail sector +I told the guy who drew this it'd hit front page.,Clearly she's letting him do it because he's famous. +"that ping is not bad at all, so i don't see a problem",that ping is the reason he isnt challenger yet +"Writing a story about men automatically excludes and alienates women, says male game dev.","Because as we all know, females are incapable of having empathy toward anything with a penis." +So true it hurts,You must have missed the memo that Hillary Clinton said Pepe is a hate symbol. +It's turning into that. The liberals are acting like you have to agree with them or you're a very horrible person. What happened to free opinion?,Those darn liberals! +Gameday Thread 10/19/16: Cubs (Lackey) at Dodgers (Urias) (5:00),I think it's bad form to criticize the umpires in New York for making such a tough call +League of Legends is Forecasted to Bring in Nearly $1.8 Billion This Year,Totally owner's faults for not paying their players enough.. +Why is open borders bad? We're heading there whether we like it or not,Because they're brown +Double your taxes.... 0% to 0% Donald?,At least he wasn't lying about that +"Prime getting less and less reliable for 2 day shipping I'm starting to have issues getting products on on schedule now. Sometimes they take 2 or 3 days to ship. And if I am unlucky enough to get a usps shipment, it may even take longer than 2 days after that. 100 dollars a year for this service is not chump change. If this becomes the norm, I can't see it being worth it to renew. 2 day shipping should mean 2 days and not 2 or 3 days after whenever we get around to shipping it.",When I do not receive my Prime packages on time I contact customer service and request an additional free month of service. +The Flag of the African Union with the Sinai Peninsula removed.,Radical Israeli vexillological revisionism +"I am more in favour of joining NATO than I am against it, but there are some arguments for staying out of NATO that I have heard: 1. Staying neutral has its benefits and, for example, keeps us from being de jure aligned with USA, which can be beneficial for good relations with non-NATO members. 2. Joining NATO would provoke Russia further, possibly permanently damaging relations, and trade with Russia is vital for Finland. 3. Joining NATO would come with its own obligations, such as possibly having to take part in a war that Finns don't consider to be relevant to them. 4. Avoiding the 2% budget rule and having snarky Americans claiming to pay for our defense.",We are the guardians of the free. +28 and lambo in singapore? Hmmmmmmmmmmm which mp is his relative,"TIL that if you want a lambo, get an MP as a relative." +WHY IS TRUMP SO BAD AT EXPLAINING FOREIGN POLICY,wrong +Breakdowns and unplanned stops are much more expensive than spending a few hours down a week to keep it in good condition. That's why preventative/predictive maintenance exists,Exactly +"I'm at a private school, they're really strict about that.",Then shit your pants irl +3 extra hours a day. 5 days a week. 4 weeks a month. That's 60 hours a month you spend on the bus. It'd almost be worth your time to get some crappy part time job on the weekends to make just enough for your parking. Might save you time in the long run.,Hooray for capitalism +I play a ton of golf but I basically never find another golf ball. Where do you find these at?,"Maybe, if you missed the fairway on occasion, you would find some." +"CNN/ORC Poll: Clinton Won the Final Debate, 52-39",The Poll is Rigged. +"Pack it up boys, we're done here",But are they all t12? +"For the love of god, don't trade the event for a hidden ability poke. I'll give you one. Give me two seconds.",Thank you though! +"Fucking hell, she could have at least spelled pianissimo and diminuendo correctly...","He's the genius, not her!" +"Was a BK paralegal, once had to explain to a client that you couldn't declare bankruptcy, be discharged of a car loan and still keep the car. They didn't understand why their car was being repossessed eight months of no payments after discharge. They were incredulous - you mean it's not a 'Get your car for free' program? And then they were mad at us for 'not telling them'. Fun times.",That's why you take a cash advance on your credit cards to buy the car. +"It isn't a difficult concept. Just ask yourself, if FNC faced KOO in the quarterfinals last year and went 0-3, would they suddenly not be in the top 4 best teams that worlds? Use your heads instead of trying to push the ol' EU superiority narrative.",But EU gets to the semis like ever year +Fucking hell I do hope Netflix doesn't think like you do. You like comic book shit. Okay. Doesn't mean all of art had to revolve around it. Nor does it mean that your taste is the only one that should be catered to. We have enough Marvel junk to last several lifetimes.,The media should cater to my tastes only and nothing else. +I don't believe that Evan Peters character was actually killed I think that was the only stunt murder. He said he wanted to leave anyway for another project and Sydney was just using him to start panic in the house.,"I'm inclined to agree, because didn't they say the moon wasn't full yet?" +The Second City cast and staff quit after unprecedented racist taunts from audiences,But political correctness is what is really ruining comedy. +"Discuss: Edmonton, Winnipeg, Calgary, Toronto and Buffalo each have new young talent. Who becomes perennial cup contenders? McDavid, Laine, Gaudreau, Matthews and Eichel each have the potential to have teams built around them and to become perennial playoff teams (see 2005 Penguins). But they can't all get there, that would be absurd. Which of these teams do you think will do the best job of building around these guys and in 3-5 years is making the playoffs on a regular basis? I think Winnipeg could do it, Buffalo maybe, Edmonton could make the playoffs this year already. Side note: All of them need better goaltending because Brian Elliot is the best goalie of the five teams and that's just not good enough.","Edmonton, Winnipeg, Toronto, Buffalo" +"I think most Liverpool fans still love Suarez, which is kind of funny because he's a much more questionable character than Ozil.",Liverpool fans are questionable characters themselves. +"Venezuela pisses them off in particular because the ruling party is Socialist, not surprised at all :P",not true socialism though +How exactly could they do that? Make a post saying: If you are a fan of our org please stop using social media?I mean there are a lot of stupid TSM fans no doubt but it feels really bad when people are spreading so much hate against the whole fan base instead of the bandwagoners/vocal minority,Woah there buddy he never said tsm +Does Vegeta know the Dance?,Yeah I mean he's clearly *never* seen his son do it +"You seem to be discarding those facts that are inconvenient to your side of the argument in a circular fashion in an attempt to boil down your point to simple allegory. A nation is not a house, friends are not national allies. The parallels you're drawing are weak.","go to reddit, learn military alliances don't mean anything can't argue with that genius" +"Your love for coffee is satisfied by the exploitation of the proletariat, comrade.",Yeah because working voluntarily for an employer is definitely exploitation. +Trump wrongly says $6 billion went missing at State Department under Clinton,Yeah this belongs here. +The most unrealistic part of this trailer was competitive Splatoon filling an entire stadium.,Lol yeah that felt a little forced +How do you think religious people would handle evidence of aliens?,"Well, he just made them as a sidehobby clearly, we're the REAL god's perfect creation." +The most annoying thing about fall golf.,"Easy, just scrape them off when you get on the green!" +Yep I'm online right now!,thank you very much for it +I think he's a Trump puppet.,Your the puppet! +Dabigblingdrake,that looks like my mission ship why whats wrong with it? +What's up with the S and S- rankes?,Not enough wards +Well I mean reread the person I responded to. Why else would he avoid playing mercy now? Context.,lol you are a funny man +"What incentive is there for an American company to stay in a country that wants nothing to do with them? Countries like that tend to do things like Cuba did, such as seize assets from foreign investors. Getting out while the getting's good seems like it'd be first order of business once Duterte makes this thing official.",Yeah Duterte is going to seize all foreign assets +That is petulant as fuck.,dude is little more than a rich *kid* +"She Spits, He Cums",Nothing better than a girl who stops jerking before I finish cumming. +Youth football team has season canceled for taking a knee,I guess it's good for these innocent kids to get their first taste of injustice at a young age. +"Farming Mk 3 Stun Cuffs for a week - 68 Multi Sims, 71 cuffs in 387 battles",Now do some ANOVA comparing drop rates of other purples whilst using the upstairs toilet vs the downstairs toilet. +"Nothing says DC will be free of corruption like making sure congressmen are only accountable to lobbyists and their party, not the voters","Quick, replace all the senior level representatives with our easily-controlled freshman congressperson that we select for you!" +Nah I doubt it. Hitler used to be a hobo who took shits in the street and dumbass Germans decided to give a homeless person control of their country. That's why you don't elect people who were homeless to the most powerful position in the country cause they might start doing homeless people shit and start a world war.,"Right.. it all came down to his financial status, I'm sure." +Did you read it again?,I tried.. But it's gone luls. +"Go a step further, buy your own modem and have zero pieces of comcast equipment involved in your internet configuration. You'll save yourself money too. my $65 modem is on like year 4-5 now of avoiding $10-12 modem rental fee.","Thought about it, but then if anything goes wrong they will refuse to provide support because it's not their equipment." +That sounds just awful,But it's dry heat ;) +"Bernie Sanders wants to know why this cancer drug costs nearly $200,000 a year","It's made out of platinum that came out of a meteor impact crater or something, I don't know..." +Original Fw-190A-5 - BMW-801 - Only Flying Original in the world,"Please post this particular video more often here, I want to see it on the front page every time." +A woman in Italy just died in miscarriage after a doctor conscientously objected to terminating the pregnancy even though it was an emergency and doing so likely would have saved the mother's life.,Thank god for that doctor and his ethical and moral clarity. +Has this happened to anyone else?,No you're literally the only one this has happened to +Sorry. going '80' feels more like 50 or so to me. Just wondering if anyone else feels the same.,Your measurements are set to metric and you use imperial IRL. +"WTF I actually use that, RITO CMON you can't take all the nice things away, you dumb bitches",Because comments like these are definitely going to convince them +Trump's Business Credit Score Is 19 Out Of A Possible 100,Rigged.... +"Oh gosh, you sure told me. I certainly didn't minimize your population to make the point that well it's like this in the UK is not a great argument in against anything. You guys don't even have rights! You're like half-fascist!",You sure know how to dig holes. +What a beautiful dog standing at attention. NY is making progress. Allows MMA and now a Pitbull Police Dog. Fuck Montreal for their ban.,I think Fuck Montreal should be the new motto for this sub. +"Scratch & Bend Test, The Pixel passed JerryRigEverything's test with flying colors!","I really don't understand the point of this guys videos... Wow you can scratch glass and metal, also phones can break who knew!" +"Dare you - Hardwell And though it was hella overplayed, I still have a soft spot for Reload.",Reload always hits the right spot! +"Go in to Top easy, ask for guidance on how to handle this situation please and thank you 1SG.",so tactical haha +This is the best sign we've got PATCO?,"cardboard sign is missing anything helps, god bless" +John Cena is now voicing Ernie in TV ads for Wonderful Pistachios.,"what a sell out, see ya in 10 years to steal some punks spot John!" +He's a big man,for you +"Ironically, we executes drug dealers but release these animals back to the society where they could do potential harm and spreading radicalism influence...",Yea because drugs are worse than radicalisation +Clearing a frozen water pipe,Haven't seen *this* gif before. +"At this rate, people are staying away and will be staying away from today's DRD. Mukhang hindi tayo aabot ng 1k today, which might mean that the back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back 1K+ comments won't happen. Sadlyf.",Aabot yan ng 1K kasi yung mga hindi napapansin yung link post/text post nila na sub walang nakukuhang comments at upvotes so dito sila magpapapansin. +"Fix for Crash on startup/after taleworlds logo (windows 10) Since I upgraded to Windows 10 I've had an issue where M&B, would launch the launcher and load past the Taleworlds logo cinematic before crashing to desktop. I tried deleting .ini, verifying cache, messing around with compatibility, changing graphics loading settings, launching as admin, even a full reinstall of all files. For some fucking reason, launching in windowed mode fixes the problem. Way to go Microsoft. Just in case anybody else has been having this problem: most of the threads I've seen don't end conclusively. Sorry if this is against the rules.","I blame Taleworlds, for not developing the community (which we are), to provide the solutions for us through a quick google search." +Tbh being confident as Santi says is no secret.,Didn't think I'd need +"Imagine if he played in a different era... A meaningless thought as the training would be different, still neat to think about though. Ovechkin is such a great player",Imagine how many GWG's Jagr would've scored if he didn't go to the KHL +"20 Years Ago... 20 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope. And now, we have no jobs, no cash, and no hope",At least we have trump +"It's not that much cringe lol, French classes do that too. It's to get you used to the mind-set of speaking in that language.",W-well thats not cringe cause its not japanese! +I don't understand how people actually think this will lead to griefing. It's literally just a shortcut so you can spend less time typing and more time playing.,no obviously making dota harder to play and more complex can only lead to it being a better game +"Graduated in PoliSci @ ASU in May, can confirm this is how polling is done","Nah, it's a giant conspiracy!" +"So the 'good news club' talks about the end of the world? If the world ending is good news, can I sign up for the bad news club instead?",The good news is you can be saved. +A parsec is measurement of distance not time. Han took a shortcut by skirting the Maw black hole cluster.,"Which means he did the Kessel Run in the shortest distance possible, pleb." +Are we really saving their lives if they were in France? Is it that bad over there?,"Well it's overtaken the UK in the economy ranking, so it must be absolutely wonderful over there" +Guy filming himself singing in his car hydroplanes and flips,don't sing and drive! +"Purpose of usb ports? So what are these for exactly? Aside from possibly using a game cube controller for it, let's say I download a game online and put it on the usb, can I play the torrented game through that?",Yeha they added the ports so you could pirate games +"Writing a paper comparing and contrasting Formula 1 and NASCAR...any suggestions? We were allowed to pick the topics to compare/contrast in my college English class, I picked something dear to my heart. Unfortunately, I know very little about NASCAR. Any suggestions to push me in the right direction? (don't think you're just writing my paper for me, I'll have to find sources for any information I use) Thanks!",In F1 they also turn right. +Bernie Sanders just posted this on Facebook.,Yes because if the senate flips it would totally be because of Bernie... +"If this is true, why are my young neighbors able to get into a house, one working at a day care, and the other working at a warehouse? Oh, wait, they actually spent 30 hours per week helping to build the house as their down payment. I forgot. There are always ways to buy a house. STOP BITCHING. START WORKING.",Your anecdote about your neighbor is really inspiring. +Praise to Lisa Su she awesome but.. Most time this also team effort not only one person. Also.. She may have raised AMD to more successful company better products to compete and i'm glad she and her team did this but without the fans no AMD. But lets not forget all the fans who for years stick with AMD and support AMD no matter what plus constantly had to defend agains the zealots of other side. AMD would not have been where it's now if it was not for those FANS!!! AMD/Radeon Forever!!!,Because they would have overheated without fans +dumb fucking gimmick for little kids,My mario kart detachable controller will definitly give me the edge in the competive enviroment. +Watch what you say in Canada: PRIVATE conversations can get you fired.,"If this is the case, I wish employers would come together and publish a list of thoughts you're not permitted to express privately." +Ment it the other way around.People saying mtg copied from hs.,"Well, I mean.... WoW was the first MMO ever, so..." +No. You lose water weight throughout the night.,So you're saying I should stop drinking water? +Thats another player lmao,I should have put an +Cows and Cats,But cows are dumb. +"With 11 points in 7 games, Connor Mcdavid has sole possession of the NHL lead in points.","Hey, calm down, the Oilers need to be humble because they ruined so many NHL careers over the last 10 years..." +Annoying Childhood Friend Runs for President,We woulda won the game if the refs didn't suck +Arsenal have signed a new top class club photographer,"It's the same photographer, just been given a little more leeway" +Lol what? This doesn't break rule 3,"yea it does, it's an overused meme" +"4 chan, for lolz",topkek +"Today I ascend, to a mobile unit",I think you can only DEcend when going to a laptop. +"dark souls is dope as hell though, like gawd dam",Dark Souls is just a shitty attempt to recreate the absolute magical ejaculatory existence that is Demon's Souls +O'KEEFE SET UP DEAD MAN SWITCH. FINGERS CROSSED NOTHING HAPPENS TO THE MVP PEDE!,Better announce that to the world! +Why is everyone ok with ISIS having a space station?,Maybe if the christians prayed really hard; the muslim space thingy will come off the sky carpet! +"Liberals, commit voter fraud, RECYCLE EVIDENCE! HAH",At least they recycled +He must go through a lot of pants,Fixing damaged pants instead of buying new ones at full price is killing the pants industry. +We had to draw mandalas in class and I drew this...,Should have drawn the black sun from the keepers +No. If I shoot you I want you shot dead. Body and soul. I want you to go straight to the afterlife version of CSI. I guess you could say This is a double homicide YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!,"Just aim for the head, it's not like it's hard" +Too bad the remaster didn't focus on what was important. The bugs.,That's just part of the Bethesda charm! +Can I get it lmao?,"No, I just love starting giveaway threads for no reason" +But I'm Not An AWPer,So this is what a 1v1 with moe and SmithZz would look like +Spooky TTR Story. The Halloween update will come out... In december.,I hear that Christmas will come out on ValenToons +Only 3GB?,5.5 at the moment lol +"this. Really tired of mediocre players being given cards better than Crosby, Ovi, Price etc. 92 Matt Cooke? Really?","Yeah, because Crosby, Ovi, and Price totally won't be getting 99 overalls this year..." +This showed up on Facebook page yesterday evening. I hope it fits in here.,I'm very interested in the second spine. +"If you like this guy, you should check out [Night Sky Murals](http://nightskymurals.com)!!",Are you affiliated by chance? +ELEAGUE - No 1080p 60fps for Twitch? Now that ECS and EPICENTER have been utilising 1080p 60fps on Twitch it feels weird to not have it. Also I kind of expected it from ELEAGUE tbh. Anyone else feel similar?,The human eye can't see above 24 fps +Big bone for a big pup,Such a cutie +"When I was a troop commander in the Army I had a kid who came up hot for coke on a piss test and then a week later was arrested by the local police department narcotics task force for being an enforcer in a local civilian-military drug ring. They charged him and remanded him back to Army custody where I immediately started the paperwork to chapter him out and let the civilian justice system take its course. The guy was 23 I think. His mom called me several times to tell me that Chris has never been in any real trouble before and he's such a sweet kid. Anytime anything happened in high school I helped him work it out. I need to come up and talk to you and get this sorted out. I was dumbfounded. This guy was 23 years old, in the Army, and his *mom* thinks she can come up and work it out with me. I was polite for the first call but by the second or third phone call I had had enough. I told her (again) not to bother coming to the installation, that her son wasn't a sweet kid or else he wouldn't have beaten some guy up for not paying money he owed to a local drug dealer, and that the whole reason he was in this mess in the first place was becasue his mom had never let him be accountable for his actions. I told her that he was under my authority now and I had no time or patience for someone who didn't take their obligation to the Army, the country, or their buddies seriously enough to keep themselves out of trouble long enough to make our upcoming deployment to Iraq. When she complained that getting a dishnorable discharge would ruin his life I informed her that fortunately I didn't have the time to waste giving him a dishonorable discharge so he would be okay on that score (other than honorable is what he wound up with) but that the city of Harker Heights and the State of Texas might have more time than I did, so that was where she ought to focus her effort. She said I was being unfair and called my boss, which was fine by me. It blew my mind that a woman with a fully grown adult son *in the Army* would think it was appropriate or healthy to call and talk to her son's commander about his multiple counts of misconduct and general failure to be an adult. But that, of course, is why he failed at being an adult in the first place.",The armed forces are literally the #1 place to not care what mommy says Except the coast guard +"if you were a secret shadow government pulling the world's strings behind the scenes, why would you drop hints everywhere?","So that conspiracy theorists will try to convince others with evidence like this post, but they'll just look silly and everyone else will continue living as oblivious sheeple." +"if You have $10,000,000 USD, but you can only buy things that start with the first letter of your name. What would you buy?",Lots of stuff. +He's a stupid asshole with dreams of dictatorship but comparing him to Hitler is a bit harsh I think.,To Hitler +"With Nothing Left To Lose, Donald Trump Lashes Out At Michelle Obama","Great strategy, that should go over well" +Seems Legit,"Hey look at that, the serial number from the lower, don't mind me guys" +Unlike most other competition it's not good fo the consumer tho,"yeah, i dream about the world where xbox is the only available console" +But Turbine is a great map.,You forgot +Wouldn't he want people to try and block his shots so he can get better at making them?,That's what ranked is for! +"He is. Not many Jews admit to it tough. He's not our best product. We have better lines. We have the RichLawyer, RichBanker and many other far better ones.","Yes, it's important to protect the lines and thus the race!" +"As a Scandinavian, I feel like I have to say that you may only have to imagine a radically different *country*.","Goddammit, stop bragging about your civilized way of doing things!" +How long until she joins the ranks of women to say they were groped?,"No, dude, have you *seen* her?" +Just got a 69% on my exam. Fucking Russians keeping me from getting an 80.,MUHAHAHA! +Seattle teachers take a powerful #BLM stand,Because violent racism is what's missing for the children of Seattle. +"Despite the way too toxic community, what is your favourite thing about CSGO? Personally i have to say the masterfull feeling of ranking up. Even though im only GNM it feels so acomplishing to rank up :D (Sorry for the potentially bad english, Im Norwegian) :)",How you must provide overpay on downgrades +Plus she is fat. Or at least looks huge when held in small man hands.,You forgot to mention her being short. +"Great, but how do we keep women faithful?",Everyone knows that women never cheat! +Report: Biffle to leave RFR & join JTG as second team Jayski is reporting that Biffle will leave RFR at the end of the season and join JTG as second team starting 2017 but still questionmark on how would they obtain charter for their second car.,who? +Bernie lovers: Vote Green Party,Vote for the lady who wants to print money without the Constitutional power to do so. +##Don'tUseDickAsAnInsult #Men'sRights,Uuuh sarcasm? +"Why is gay marriage okay but things like polygamy aren't? Not trying to be controversial or anything, I'm just wondering.",Taxes +Doubles static trapeze,"That dude has abs on his back, Jesus Christ" +"i dont think nas really has a better claim than jay. When it comes to music jay z overall has a better discography all though illmatic is better than anything jay has done. Nas is a better storyteller and is more poetic but jay z is way more clever, better wordplay, metaphors and all that.",But Nas Ethered Jay +"It varies. A lot. More specific of a question would help. I have PTSD from child abuse. Before treatment... I was a wreck. I left my room as little as possible i was terrified. I saw reminders of my abuser everywhere. I saw danger everywhere and for every second of my day, it felt like my life was in danger. I stutter and quake talkin to older women. If they raise their voices,I shut down. I become a child again and do whatever I have to do to not get hurt. I shake profusely at triggers (such as teeth, people who look like my abuser, loud noises, stomping, etc). It's like there's boss music playing...and playing... But you dont see the danger. Its waking up at night screaming,shaking, crying. Sometimes you remember the nightmare, a lot of the times I dont. I just have the fear. The need to bolt and not stop until my heart gives out. Its tossing and turning and hiding under covers from a real life demon coming out of the closet. Its not stopping at certain stores for fear of seeing her. Its constantly whipping my head around,looking for danger, when i have to get gas near where she may live now. Its not going to stores because of events that happened there. It's finally walking into that store and getting lost. It's silently crying as you wander like a lost child again. It's flinching from people you know you should trust. Its people laughing at your flinch and being incredulous that you think they mean you harm. It isnt personal because you think everybody means you harm.",you just have to think positive! +"I live with two nine year olds, ha ha! Now, when they were toddlers, they would cough into your open mouth if you weren't paying attention, but at 8, they had a little more common sense than to puke on food, ESPECIALLY cake!",You must be an understanding parent. +Your coaches are bad.,"Now I see why Herbstreet left Columbus, it's an absolute cesspool there" +"Nope, just a pleasant mistake I guess.",I'm not going to hold that one on you without enthousiastic verbal ongoing consent. +JGR cars just got pulled off qualifying grid to go back into inspection line.,DEM DARN CHEATIN TOYOTERS +See you on November 28.,"Weird, almost like you can't acknowledge that innocent until proven guilty is an established concept in our laws without admitting that there is no actual case against Trump or something." +"I don't think there gonna be a new sniper. Instead I'm thinking of some kind of hacker, that can make the Attackers use the camera network of the Defenders. And as for their Bushido spirit, they can't be interrogated by Caveira or will give falsified information upon being interrogated. I want an Operator that could counter Caveira so bad :(",you could try shooting her +Mfw placing 4th at TI and still not getting invite to Majors,They saw the True Sight documentary and decided that the hard working Koreans who do nothing but play Dota all day deserve the invite. +"Yes, it's currently available in their premium store, but not in the Liberte paint job variant. The WG Premium store auto currency conversion says the standard package (tank + slot) is $40.",so if i buy it from the russian website can I get it on my NA account without that TERRIBLE paint job? +Think white men are the most discriminated against though and you get labeled as a racist mysoginistic trump supporter,Well Black fathers aren't around to molest their kids. +"On Hillary's first 100 days she plans to turn America into a socialist hellscape under sharia law. But sure, this is worse.","...and take all our guns, don't forget that." +"They're very strong pills, (heard they're amazing though) but since you're still new to it I would take half then maybeee redose a quarter later on if you need but I don't think you will, but it's up to you tbf just remember they're strong. and enjoyyy",I have done a full one before half then another half I was pretty fucked lol +As an Ana main I say yes please,"You're not an official Ana main until you have a reddit flair, smh" +just make a fist,But then it'd be flying upside down! +nah dude we can totally trust hillary on this one,yeah shes got a history of being totally trustworthy. +Living the Borg Life,"Yo, he's holding onto Beast Boy Cyborg will be a TT film, confirmed" +"Mines more of an inny, not an outty",all this male privilege penis talk +Monday release predicitions? After Sacha's recent set of tweets im guessing the return of Grant Bowtie :D,Stonebank +"I believe it was a Facebook meme that read, A choker is a black belt for slobbing on dicks.","And if it made it on facebook, it must be true!" +So uhh... there's a couple of black dudes in the middle of the crowd,Did you just assume their race? +Science builds airplanes & skyscrapers... ...and faith brings them together.,Saying faith did WTC is like saying Central Europeans did Poland in 1939. +Really heavy handed on that chromatic aberration,That's what makes it a good render. +Jihn ult has no counterplay,"nami can disengage it pretty easily, but otherwise, a massive pain" +"Thank God, more laws will ALWAYS make it better!",Always! +I'm totally jelly of Eastern Orthodox chants and liturgy.,"Don't worry bro, we totally have the same thing with guitar masses" +They support a political party that doesn't care about their well-being. A guaranteed minimum income would do wonders for rural white poor.,"Because Eastern NC was doing so well under Democratic control pre-2010, right?" +When I see people on mobility scooters I always assume they are lazy rather than have problems walking,So say we all. +They want to do an armed rebellion but are confident that the gov wouldn't respond with force,Well yeah cause they're all cucked +The 1060 is twice as fast.,Especially if you get the 3Gb version +Check out the Campus on this guy...,Should have build a encampment. +The guy on the left has a great hiding spot!,What guy? +I wonder if my wife would like this look for our bedroom?,She's not the right one if she doesnt. +Official Game Thread: Baltimore Ravens (3-3) at New York Jets (1-5) ...,I love the pressure we're giving them +But then you don't understand what's going on Kappa,"Indeed, it would be better if there are English text above the Chinese ones to tell us what's happening" +Just don't ask her what Plan C stands for.,What is (C) for? +"If the above poster is right then I'm not fucking surprised. I had oakleys before, they fell off my face all the fucking time. They don't bend around your ears so if you bend over at all they fall off. I'm never getting oakleys again. Biggest pain in the ass ever.",Just get them adjusted at the opticians? +Help me Champion! *Destroys the zone with meteor* Where are you?!,"That meteor scared the shit out of me the first time, I thought I was dying." +when you drunk as fuck,Haven't seen this one before +"That's sort of the opposite of the point. The apples euphemism is actually perfect here - a few bad apples spoil the bunch *if you leave them in the barrel.* Bad apples are inevitable, leaving them in there to fuck up the rest of the apples is very avoidable.",So... what you're saying... is... is we SHOULD FIGHT IS IS AND END IT! +Kid Gaming on a Mac Pro,That's about the only thing it can handle +"Just gonna backport here, safely.",just lag +What does diversity in the government mean?,It means that proper job qualifications apparently mean nothing to millenials anymore as long as you're a different skin color. +How do you get jewels/gems after you've beaten all Normal/Hard Stpry quests? And by beaten I also mean reset the map Just wondering since I'm almost done with the story.,you roll a new account and ditch the old account. +"Yep, it's about time for this- it's gotten out of control. I was in Algonquin Park a couple of weeks ago and there was someone flying a drone right above a moose along hwy60. It's like anything else, some people are responsible but there's always idiots that ruin it for everybody.",should probably throw him in jail for life for that offense +It's an idiom. Not meant to be taken literally.,This literally kills me every time... +"Not for nothin, but sometimes you gotta get to the stuffed crust first while that cheese is still hot","Go back to Russia, you trumpett!" +I'm assuming that guy is American. Every time you touch someone over there there is talks of taking people to court lol. In the majority of the world if you get handled by a bouncer for being a dickhead then that's just a night out.,He sure sounded and dressed American +"Are you offended? Because the internet is full of offending things, that's just the truth",My bad I forgot the +How Not to Interpret Data Part 1: Line Charts,Maybe if all of those places are along a single road and the growth rate varies continuously along that road? +Anyone notice the two Hendrick cars crashing back to back?,"Alright mods, reactivate the tinfoil hats, we got work to do!" +Parallax Heatwave one for one,Fair trade +Me and my dad share a really nice electric razor for our faces. But that thing was several hundred dollars and is only used for facial hair.,@ Dranginator Sure it is +I'll call it Great Britain when they call us Great America.,So *that's* what Make America Great Again is about! +Ahh such a nice culture they got over there.,"But remember, we can't judge them because they are different" +This guy was dressed as Katy Perry's shark in a party an this is him kissing a girl.,Gets a little hot in these shark costumes. +Made some armbands for likely my last Brand New concert.,Why last? +"Alternative solution: get rid of the useless SPD as they waste our tax dollars whilst providing zero help to the public. I often see 3 SPD cars just for monitoring a single fender bender. But when there's a cluster of drug addicts loitering, SPD is conveniently absent. Most useless police department in the country.",'Whilst' makes you sound so smart. +close. H3,polar bears are dying you inconsiderate dirtbag +"Do Clinton donors 'throw gays off of buildings'? No, that's ISIS",But Clinton is the founder of ISIS so its the same thing right? +Is this illegal in Clash Of Clans!? So I have a quick and short question to ask. I really wanted to know if running two separate accounts on a single device is legal or not. Will i get ban for two accounts ?,"Yes, the police will be called and you will be arrested." +"This makes Jabari the third USC LB suspended from the team since the start of the season. Jabari was also earlier suspended for the aforementioned Alabama incident. So far, details are scarce and it's unknown whether it's a football-related issue or something else.",We're only left to assume he nut stomped another student at USC until further details shed light otherwise. +wtf is wrong with that second one?,CULTURAL APPROPRIATION ONLY POLES CAN YELL KURWA +"bjergsen counts as an na resident, despite being Danish","np we can use the EU Talent of G2 Perkz instead, he is like the best midlaner in the west anyways" +"It's fairly clear as to who Dr. Monty and The Shadow Mans identities are. Dr. Monty being that of Richtofen and The Shadow man being Maxis. Both of which, we can safely assume are ascended forms of the Richtofen and Maxis we know. The Shadow man after all does use Maxis as a conduit for himself to enter into the realm that revelations takes place in, so it's clear that the shadow man is Maxis. That means we can safely assume that Monty is Richtofen. The depiction of PRIMIS in Kino clearly shows a representation of Monty as a zombie, that can be clearly explained as to Richtofen and is former evil self in another dimension being the ruler and controller of the zombies in a select universe. Monty is not the bad guy, Monty is Richtofen, a person who has done wrong, who has fallen from the very high pedestal he was held on (smart man who only wanted the best for humanity but in the end ruined it all and lost his sanity) and is trying to correct and save an existence of himself that can change the future for the better. Same goes for Maxis, a man lost in his studies and someone who wanted a better humanity but in a different light. The Shadow man once mentored Monty, (Maxis mentored Richtofen) but things changed and mind sets were set on different goals. There is no arguing anymore as to who the true identities of Monty and The Shadow man are in my honest opinion, as the wisps clearly hint at it and put into light the same situations that Maxis and Richtofen were in before this all occurred, same stories, same people, but different names. Thanks for reading! Take care!",Monty isn't Richtofen he's a duck +I didn't realize obama was president in the late nineties. Was he also responsible for 9/11 in your fantasy world?,"Didn't you hear, Obama was the one who invaded Iraq." +Judy shot of the day,When you hear the opportunity to crush someone's day by ticketing them! +"also, the-kissing-the-other-person-to-stop-them-yelling is awful & creepy.",move on em like a bitch. +MLS ranks 7th in the world in average attendance for 2016,No one will ever take this league seriously without pro/rel. +Children need to be educated in subjects that cannot be measured by standardized testing.,How else will we know what schools to give more money to? +"The consensus so far: - Keep firewall enabled - Disable Firewall and replace it with 3rd party - Disable Firewall, rely on perimeter firewall All we need now is for someone to say they disable the firewall and plug all computers directly into the internet and we have all options covered.","I mean, that's best practice right?" +"Its so stupid how many people are crying about Riot taking away their favourite game whereas the hard fact was other than the Dominion tournaments played by the elite Dominion players, the casual Dominion was infested with bots trying to farm IP/level literally more than 20% of the time. (i.e. you'd be lucky to have a no bot game if you queued up at the most popular time) Yes it was a great game, but it had so many issues that didnt have a fix that it was just better to remove it than to have people suffer from its problems",Yeah its so stupid that they will delete an entire map and game mode instead of fixing the bot issues. +"Since Marxists hate racism, that means racism is a Marxist construct.",The word racism is a bourgeois construct invented by Leon Trotsky to attack Stalin's treatment of Jews. +"Creepy as fuck! I hate hate hate when that happens to me when I run. I would never pull my car over and make some guy stop because I thought he was just *so hot* I had to have his number. It basically is like some guy saying Hey, I am a total stranger, but I saw you running and I like the way your body looks. I know nothing about you or your personality, but I feel like I'm entitled to stop you in the middle of what you're doing because I'm physically attracted to you.",be less hot duh +The New York Times used 2 full pages to print all of Donald Trump's insults from the campaign,"..but that's not what he meant, he was being sarcastic." +How many upvotes are required for it to be the bandwagon?,OVER 9000 +Facts and warnings to consider before going on a cruise,so shocked that a travel insurance company would come up with a list of tragedies that could happen. +Naked hoofed Hillary Clinton (FULL VIDEO) statue appears in NYC,Good strategy. +Who wants to fuck Rachel?,Who hasn't fucked Rachel +You can report any post or any comment.,Reported. +"Blurring it doesn't help the fact that a client trusted him to not release footage as personal entertainment. It's a great way to lose a client, or more. It would be obvious where the footage originated from and who did it. I to, work in video.","Sure, but since I'm an atheist morals or ethics hold no value to me." +No shit. Look at Marquette King!,Joey Julius +"*Smooth Talker*- Make up a bullshit excuse that actually works. *Bat Out of Hell*- Sprint through an airport and make the connecting flight on the other side of the damn terminal for once in your life. *Gather Round, Children*- Tell a story that you over exaggerate but people still enjoy hearing.","Does - taking the wrong train in germany and being stuck in a small town's rail yard with the only the janitor, speaking deutch exclusivly, then taking a random train with no ticket only to exit running full speed with 2 week's worth of luggage in my back to cross to the other side or the railroad by a sewer-like construction to reach the train as the doors were closing - count as *Bat Out of Hell*?" +Good point: 1. Exactly how do we know that she is a lesbian? 2. Why would that matter anyway? Are we only allowing the pretty lesbians to use the facilities now?,"Because, obviously, all women that dress a little more masculine must be lesbians." +damn i really like this one. Clever,Thanks! +It's been two years and counting.,"If only OP knew what to call her, he might have responded!" +"Cynthia, Laganja, Delta, Latrice and Morgan (with Michelle!) at AIDS Walk Los Angeles!",And 2 others but who cares they've never been on drag race so they don't matter. +"Hi, i can trade you for Ninetails, i've got the Bibarel.",Alright thank you! +That's three classes per year of middle and high school that you're adding. What three subjects are you getting rid of?,Just extend the school day without increasing education costs +my fucking god,lol forgot to put the +America's most liked politician.,He would never sell out +pay for a vpn if you think the UNI cares.,but broke ass college kid +That's his nickname Belel Remember the Name Muhammed,Who? +Bedsheet cloth is used to mend the rift confirmed,you forgot the +Sanders: My emails would be just as bad about Clinton,"Well it's reassuring to know that Bernie is making quid pro quo deals, insulting Catholics, holds public and private positions on issues, wants open borders, a hemispheric common market, and ranks his staff on their Diversity level." +Oh god the mono-unit posts are back,TFW it's different evolutions for a reason +"Airlines used to serve meals on flights, and they were included in the ticket. Any passenger would have noticed that they were being charged more for an olive than they'd pay for a pack of cigarettes.",Hide it in the 'booking fee' +Ricky and Lace are going so that's 3 C9 players,As is Assault +yeah these numbers dont mean much without context,"You expected proper context, accuracy, and intelligence on a reddit post about policy?" +I'd like them to get some nicer apparel stores in that area if it's going to be like a Greenway Station. Right now I almost never stop in there because it's random fast foodish places and odd little shops that aren't much of a draw on their own.,"But but, beef jerky outlet store." +Also don't his wounds not heal like with Beric? So more like Wanna see the holes in my chest?,"Beric's wounds healed, no?" +"The irony here is that Steven Yeun was able to break the type casting of asian actors in the u.s. Only to end up being so recognizable as Glenn that may cause him to have trouble finding immediate work, especially of the quality we're used to seeing.",He could always go back to the big bang theory +Bad new for Miller owners: Texans RT Derek Newton has torn both patella tendons,Good thing I just traded Marshall so I could get Miller +The TRON rollercoaster in Shanghai Disney is remarkable,I almost lost it when the Chinese women was all futuristic with her blue eyes. +"Does anyone else feel like there's no in between for women in groups like these? Like, either you're deemed attractive and everyone fawns over you constantly because omg a woman, or you get ignored entirely and treated condescendingly (you're not a _real fan_).","Or, the unwinnable quantum juxtaposition of those two situations, you're *so* attractive that you can't *possibly* be a real fan" +Uh I don't think that's 30,yes sorry for no put +And the 1970 Darwin award goes to...,"No, it happened in Sydney!" +Try hoarder,Try hodor +Not all. Not good enough for me.,You dropped an +This is Mountain Biking,Nice gta v mod... +"Deeply embedded telemetry, the full extent of which is still unknown a year and a half after its release. There are programs out there that disable a lot of the known tracking features, but Windows 10 sends a *lot* of data back to Redmond every day, sometimes on the order of gigabytes.",Would you kindly link to some of the programs you mentioned? +"One student goes back to his parents school, around the same time they're there. He gets drunk at a party and has a one-night stand. 1 month later, she finds him and tells him she's pregnant and he's the father. Then it clicks. That's his mom! See how this poor bastard finds out parenting himself is harder than it looks! Rob Schneider is DADSON! Coming summer 2017!","Oh, very original" +"Sadly, first term Obama was truly inexperienced, and it showed. By the time he found his footing, the Republicans had coalesced on a strategy of stopping any progress, regardless of whether it was something they agreed with.","Largest health care expansion in history, killed Bin Laden, brought the economy back from the brink, saved the auto industry, yeah it really showed" +Space Murica,Could have sworn there was a subreddit for this type of shit. +I'm voting for a criminal because Trump said mean things,More like because Trump is the most unqualified person to ever run for president in the history of the United States while Hillary has a good grasp on politics in spite of her flaws and past mistakes. +Have a put away animation instead of deplay animation,Why aren't you helping our mentally handicapped at Facepunch? +Google Pixel 4K Cinematic Video Footage (Camera Test) Amazing,Nice +Some mana rocks work with charge counters and become really good with her instead of just decent. So you can include 2-3 of them among your mana rocks. Then you have a few creatures that use counters for utility. (straight up going for more +1/+1s is going to be a severe disappointment. If they don't provide value they'll be a waste of a turn casting them) and a handful of Planeswalkers (no more than 8) that support your overall strategy that you go for. I think infect would be a mistake.,The vivid lands are pretty sweet too +"They want you to use the actives more often, which is weird, because statistically, most players don't make much use of actives, so balancing them will become a rather difficult task.","this is contradictory, too, to them removing the active from muramana, because no one managed it well" +"Who's the VT player? Only one I can't get. Malcolm Delaney, apparently.",Should've been Steph... Damn you Seth Greenberg +"BOMBSHELL: The same exact day that Cheryl Mills told John Podesta they needed to 'clean up' the email scandal, Virginia Governor & Hillary Surrogate Terry McCauliffe met with the FBI agent who oversaw the Clinton email case and his wife and promised financial support ($500k+) if she ran for office.","But like, at THIS POINT, WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?" +Super Girl Guide,[OC] +Video of HOFer John Randle's trash talking highlights,My favorite part of the Larry Allen segment on NFL top 100 was Randle saying that he wouldn't talk trash to Larry Allen b/c he didn't want to make him mad. +"the lead in your starter is neither growing nor dissipating. Take a small amount of starter, say 40g, and mix with 200g lead-free water and 200g flour. Now you have a more lead-free starter. Keep doing this and then one day you'll have a nearly 100% lead-free starter.","Or, if you believe in homeopathy, you've just made the lead stronger!" +You mean sexist! Sorry if I triggered you with my correction.,"Stop mansplaining, you should know better than to correct somebody who didn't ask to be corrected, that is literally rape." +She's progressive now. Somebody should of told you. Anyway get the memo. Hillary is progressive now.,You dropped this: +loot from 10 hours of abuse,10 hours of abuse Posted 5 hours ago Nice try +"flag football is starting to be a thing, check it out",Yea I play in winter and spring leagues. +"KEF 104/2 + Sony SA-WM40 powered by a Yamaha RX-V463. Been trying to incorporate the ideas you guys have been giving me for placement, any more help is greatly appreciated :D",You might want to add some sugarcubes for full effect +"Problems With Continent Bonuses With the new system of continent bonuses, there is a problem. It is that there isn't a limit on the number of bonuses you can have. Earlier I was playing and VS had Indar, Hossin, and Esamir bonuses. Because of this, people go and play on VS because they want the bonuses, and then VS can get the continents locked faster. I think that there should be a limit on the number of bonuses that a faction can have.","Yeah, but you nerfed the Gatekeeper so this is fair." +President Obama will go down as one of the best presidents our country has EVER had.,"Here, you dropped this -" +"It may be true among early voters, and that's not that weird. Most people at my school are cucked and voting clinton, but UT by no means has enough pull to swing Texas.",TFW college kids can't even be bothered with reading and learning to make the correct decision this election... God forbid they not get laid one weekend by some campus SJW because they said Trumps name out loud or mentioned anything about voting Trump. +A. Oxlade-Chamberlain scores against Reading (2-0),Ball looks a mile out.. +Fuck em both just get a MAC it just works ok.,"While you're at it, why not switch to Console, it just works!" +Getting real tired of these fake Ratatouille fans thinking the rat's name is Ratatouille,"I mean they only call him Remy several times in the movie and nobody ever calls him Ratatouille, easy mistake." +"That was actually the worst ref'd game I've ever seen. (Though I guess when you act like pelini it's not hard to turn refs against you, but still) That year frustrated the hell out of me, we definitely had a championship caliber team but we just couldn't get it together.",It was just a little pinch on the booty nothing to throw a flag over +Why is Serena not participating in the WTA Finals?,This is the kind of question that can be googled or searched in the side bar. +You're a joke bitch_squire. Leave in shame.,You're cool +That you are aware of anyway.,Or anyone. +Do I keep all these for trading or transfer all the shitty ones during the Halloween event to get that extra candy? (Question),"If they aren't over 3k they are useless, may as well transfer them all" +Nutflix and Chill?,I'd fuck a squirrel +Does this say anything about Electro Pea?,"The only thing this says about the Electro Pea, is how you have no taste in customizing the variant" +I was one with the syringe that game.,fuckin' white supremacist +They would have been cooler if they could change the color with glyphs. I wanted mine green like Kael,Definitely not enough green this expansion +Nothing that limits population growth or alters human organic qualities.,"Rock solid argument, whew glad we got that out of the way" +"Yes they are, Clinton news network.",Never heard that one before. +Downtown. Just started a couple weeks ago. I ended up using T-Mobile twitter support and I was told my zipcode downtown is going through modernization recently and can cause slowdowns. Told me it should be finished by the end of the month. So good news hopefully overall,I was told the same about downtown Boston and it actually seems like it may have gotten better recently... definitely a little peeved about band 12 performance being so horrible at first though (and still not great). +they will fit together and there are premade coils available for the nautilus x tank,Alright thanks man +t_d is defending this guy on a stickied thing lmaooo,Very surprising! +Just spoke with T-Mobile technical support. This phone is driving them insane. He's also not confident that the replacements they're sending out are going to last. I've seen multiple reports of the replacement phones bootlooping. Same thing happened with my G4. Twice.,I'm just praying that the V20 doesn't have any issues. +Really nty man,That's a good offer man those Halloween items are so rare +Prediction: Absolutely nothing about flying a Panther Clipper will be exciting.,2ly jump range and like 4000 cargo space! +My facebook friends are goldmines #2,"Neolution, anyone?" +plant but he's actually reaper,Overwatch *stole* Plant's design from Nuclear Throne! +Could you still be able to trade to group members though?,"It's obviously an upgrade compared to other mounts, so no." +Pop clarity and spam stun amirite,Don't give leafeator any ideas +"Trust me, it doesn't work.",But they could use it for a funding source +"Decided I would run Mirfah dungeon on quest repeat while I slept, went 7 times",RIP your Year-2016-Summon-Gate-Luck +Come gestite le cremazioni?,In che senso? +3/4 of the gains are in registered accounts.,Well RRSP will rape you in taxes in retirement I guess +"Well, they did just give us another free 5* ticket",There is also a free 4* for beating floor 2 of Shadowland the first time. +Excuse me miss,When you see it to you'll shit bricks +TIL playing a Batchat is sealclubbing.,Those were some 'sick' burns. +Picked a Fury Nitro for $224!,"I will find you, and I will kill you... and then take your GPU." +"On one hand, I'm looking forward to Bednar's reign of error. On the other hand, I'm concerned about the amount pain and death he is causing with his horrible teachings.",Yeah I know people like my mom are going to take everything to heart when he says it and I can't imagine how many people will be beating themselves up for not living to his standards +Beware has hit 1 million views,Ugh when my favorite band becomes mainstream +"The other guy wants to overturn roe v wade, thinks global warming isn't real, wants massive unprecedented tax cuts for the wealthy, and has a temper tantrum anytime calls him chicken. Pass.",But he says he's doing it for the middle class and he wouldn't lie to us because he isn't a politicain +"incest apologists? Like rape, or consensual incest? Is there something inherently bad about incest that I didn't know about? Genuine question","If you're actually interested in learning, ask this question in one of the subs that aren't circlequeefs" +"...yeah, no. I draw the line at 'size of your damn head'. The older ones were much better.","If something is good, more must be better" +I realized 3 years after that what he meant,I guess OP missed the IV drip in his arm. +What's your least favorite part about being a human?,Emotions +"Right?! She hasn't been posting stuff for a while which is sad, she has inspired so many of us with her dragons. I am open for commissions at the moment, especially dragons, Im in a dragon mood :D",Please PM me I want to buy one q.q +How to cope with the nexus 6ps size? Hey guys I recently posted here asking about whether to buy the nexus6p or the one plus 3. I pulled the trigger on the 6p and it's a fantastic device. The only thing that is taking a toll on me is the size. Is it just a thing I've gets used to or do we have to have some kind of predisposition in regards to that? What's your story?,Grow your hands a bit or wear large gloves. +"She is completely insensitive to racial issues. She's white and makes no attempt to understand how black Americans view interactions with the police. Dislikes any kind of civil disobedience, for reasons I still don't understand.",Dang white people. +Merkel will Googles Suchalgorithmus sehen,Neuland offenlegen! +"The new Jaguar commercial with Steven Hawkings and James McAvoy implies that Jaguar drivers are more intelligent and privileged than the rest of us, AND that British is better! TRIGGERED",But that's true though +"Where's Riot Repertoir at ? Last week @Riotrepertoir was here taking our suggestions, we were talking with him but i feel like he suddenly disappeared, will he still communicate with us before the rework goes live ? Will he still take our feedback in consideration ? Just wondering OwO",Got fired for siding with the assassins at the latest Assassin Roster Update Team Meeting (caps intentional). +Very short version: Absinthe became very popular when wine was scarce during The Great Blight. Once the grapevines recovered wealthy French vintners went on a Reefer Madness campaign against absinthe and had it declared illegal so that they wouldn't have competition. People got testy when their booze was made illegal to protect someone else's money.,I'm glad there's none of that in today's society! +I've started to internally groan every time CJ steps in the floor,he hasn't been the same since he went off at the beginning of last season +Honestly I don't think his side of the story matters much. Unless Montreal Impact did some heinous and terrible thing there's no justification for giving up on your team during a cup run.,Even if they didn't get him a cake for his birthday? +oh no....I did not study!!,"Just write as much bullshit as you possibly can, that's what everyone is doing anyway." +"I don't know which smart, wealthy people you hang out with but when you reach a certain income level lottery participation drops dramatically.",wealthy people dont even have the time and dont hang out at places where you can buy that shit +Uwe Boll Announces His Retirement From Filmmaking,what a sad day ! +What happened to Halloween?,Because Halloween is the devil. +My rule of thumb is at least an hour of fun gameplay for every dollar I spend. If I don't think I'll get that I don't buy it.,Spoole is that you? +Supplier saying bullshit. I assume Mobileye and Elon are not on good terms.,Nahhh just playful banter.. +Glad to see Google is taking our bike's privacy seriously,"Google's analysis shows that noone enjoys looking at the front of a V Strom - in order to maximise user enjoyment of Google Maps, they did us a favour and hid it" +The Strokes are teasing a surprise release for new music,Surprised to hear them featured in the NME +"Stigma against vaporizers? So I picked up a da Vinci ascent vaporizer before my uni semester started (great buy highly recommend it), and I've been using it as my main source of getting high. My friend group on the other hand prefers to smoke GB's and Bongs, one even likes to knife hit when bud runs dry. I dont tend to partake in their methods, just cause I don't like the burn and feeling, even though it does get me higher. Since I prefer to hit my little vape, I've been teased about it, you know the standard macho man talk, how I'm a pussy and how it's weird to use a vape (all in good fun not serious). In my eyes a vape is awesome, uses little weed, much healthier than other methods, gives me a good taste and is kind to my lungs, plus I get a great high. So the point of this long-winded post is to see if others have had similar experiences to mine, and if you think that there is a negative connotation to those who prefer vapes over more conventional means of smoking? Thanks! TL:DR // What experiences have you all had with someone who owns a vape and prefers that to other means of getting high, whether that be you or a friend. Also, do you think there are any stereotypes towards vapers in the weed community.",You're a pussy because you care about lung health and weed efficiency. +I think money spent on protecting our elected reps is money well spent regardless of your political leanings.,"Yeah you know, people throwing eggs and cow shit ... definitely needs an armed response!" +Android # Buu Cell Dabura East kai Frieza Goku Hit Icarus Jeice Krillin Launch Mai Nappa Oolong Piccolo Q - Roshi Shenron Tien Uub Vegeta Whis X - Yamcha Zamasu How it should have been.,Xicor? +We're going to need to order more ointment.,With premiums like that lets just let it heal +Loose lips sink ships..... and he is sinking a whole load of em.,I thought it was loose lips sink families? +It's a trait of humanity. We'd have to evolve.,Too bad evolution's just a theory... +"Even outside of the election, that's fucked up on too many levels.","At least he's not at bad as Milo, saying someone is fat." +Nippon Navy has 3 Missile Destroyers docked in Manila Port Area right now coincidentally in time with Du30 visit in JP.,"They're defensively protecting Japanese domestic affairs on PH soil, of course." +I have a friend who is a doula and several others who used doula services. They are a fantastic option!! The only problem is that in the US many hospitals no longer allow doulas so you have to be aware of the rules where you go.,*problem is that in the US many hospitals no longer allow doulas* Ain't the business of birth grand? +Incendiary comment. What's the need for a Roads minister to wade into this controversy?,What's the need for a random internet op like u/lolwatrollwa to comment on UCC online? +Did you just assume that they want to be associated with a gender?,**TRIGGERED** +Reminder that Skywrath Mage's aghs is horrible,ye but 7k dmg over 12 seconds +"we luiggi, aggiungi gli effetti speciali del 5d! guarda che sono al massimo! tu aggiungi! ennesimo caso di sisma artificiale, tutto calcolato",Tutta colpa delle lobby del subwoofer! +"Shelby - Not to be racist but this seems like a black people thing. Why does she say things like this, please? :)","Oh shit everyone, Shelby's racist!" +"We made a drinking game out of that. Everytime we see someone jerking of, you gotta drink. Needless to say, you get wasted quite fast.",Drink what? +Falsely? There is literally a leaked tape of him claiming to do those things to women,But he didn't know anyone was listening! +The pound is measured in value against other currencies for trade not against what it's worth in our own country. Those few million pesos or whatever may be worth nothing here but they'd buy you a lot more in the country they're used in.,It's a good job we don't import most of what we consume +"Have to say, even just hearing your side of the story, it sounds like you were a bigger dick.",being lazy and putting an expectation on a stranger like that is definitely the bigger dick move here.. He just made his point. +Ordered a GTX 1080 from Amazon Warehouse and got a dusty R9 270X instead,Trust me it is just as good dont be mad +"Reading these comments makes the USA seem like a completely different world from Europe. While i might be male, I've never experienced, or heard of anyone experiencing anything that could be construed as harassment when out running. Feel for you guys!",It's just locker room talk everyone! +there are *dozens* of you!,And a fair few of them go to the matches too +"Even without winning any of the battleground states, Clinton has 272 EVs.",So voting is optional at this point. +Bullshit scientific apologism. I have a PhD in a stem field. I have worked in research for over 20 years. You're full of it. It's deliberate and it's a result of scumbag people falsifying results to advance their careers. I've spent years of my life chasing down bad journal articles and have even figured out how to make a couple of them work and published the corrections. The authors lied. Period. It is far more common than you are making it out to be.,Thank you. +Exeter do have some great fans though,Only if you are a fan of cultural appropriation. +Goldie Starling made a Lil Poundcake Tutorial,Surprised NikkieTutorials hasn't done a look with purple eyeshadow and a red lip and called it 'poundcake inspired' +Then the EU is well within their rights to punish and make an example out of the UK.,"Yes, because that won't legitimise the leave vote or May's government at all" +"Poland's abortion laws, activists blame grip of the 'hardline' church","Because the only one who knows the best for you is the church, right?" +"On this day in 2012, Obama led Romney by 1% in the RCP national average. In 2016, Clinton leads Trump by 5.4% It is tight though",Clearly +Smoke Spots in Nature? Where do you go around here for some solitude in nature. Where you can be to unwind for a couple hours and soak up the goodness of the earth?,"You should find some solidarity at 1 Monroe Center St NW, Grand Rapids, MI 49503" +I never understood the fascination with the spiders,lets honor 20-134 and change our name to the Spiders! +Amazing water I found at a local grocery store,"Is it gluten free, because I have been gluten free for two days now and I feel amazing!" +That's kind of cute that you think a multi-million dollar business would not have 24 hour IT staff on demand at their server facilities.,"Pfft, FFXIV is run by a small group of Japanese people who make this game for fun and not for the 19.884 billion yen revenue!" +"Flaming Shotgun Shells - America, FUCK YEAH!",Perfect for setting the woods on fire behind the family double-wide! +What are some relationship green flags that indicate that the person is a keeper?,Insists on a kiss every morning to make you feel loved and learns a language just to be with you. +"Assuming you are using something other than a cell phone (the cell towers will be destroyed) your device will probably be fried by the EMP, those tend to go past the blast radius.",just carry one of those portable lead boxes with you at all times +Pssssssst... black and hispanic... Pass it on...,Same thing +"What's some good reading material to learn about advanced metrics in hockey? I want to learn about advanced metrics, where should I start?",Andrew Berkshire's Twitter +What are some cheap ways to stay warm in the winter?,Newspapers inside zipped up jacket. +"hit me up im selling mine for 10,000$",Do you still have that ticket? +"I want to see what comps people can come up with that abuse brush passives. Caitlyn, Rengar and Kha'Zix can all gain a fair bit of strength from having brush placed for them. Nid too I guess for the MS.",Kah post rework will really get use out of it. +WCW Biggest Pops #2 : Ric Flair and the 4 Horsemen reunion,"All those New Day signs in the crowd, ahead of their time." +They actually changed the games icon thanks to my post yesterday?,"yeah, they totally saw your post and changed the icon because of it" +Apple announced new thinner and lighter MacBook with Touch Bar,Because that's exactly what everyone wants right now. +What's your favorite video game NPC?,Nazeem +Pussy Riot's Lead Singer: Donald Trump Is a Misogynist Pig,I thought we didn't want Russians meddling in our elections? +Homeless Trump supporter is now guarding the restored Trump's walk of fame star,Ah yes if there is one thing the Republican party is no doubt known for it is helping the poor and homeless. +"An Exhaustive and Possibly Misinformed Review of the Pixel, by a lay(wo)man",Haha this gave me a laugh! +"This would actually be doable against decks that flood the board. Mass dispel, purify, then this. Of course, that would require you to survive long enough to do all of that...",Just play freeze mage and get mass dispell from Spellslinger +Is it not always?,check the psvr streams bruh +Girls rule. Women are with the Force. Get over it.,'Member when there weren't so many Blacks and Mexicans in Star Wars? +"The wife & I moved here for careers about 2 years ago. I know there are a lot of people who move in and mouth off, so I pretty much keep my mouth shut. But the unflouridated water is goddamn backward. There's a group on FB for a certain affluent neighborhood near our place, and when this news broke a month or two ago, I could not comprehend the stupidity of the tinfoil-hat-wearing crazies in those comments.","Yeah, toxic chemicals in the water is so backwards!" +I am amazed at the number of adults here who think midnight is late. I can count on my fingers the number of times this year that I went to bed before midnight.,"Midnight is late for adults when you have kids, work early the next day, or middle-aged and older." +"Best place to obtain 400 boots? I did the nightfalls, raids this week. I'm 398. Does crucible drop boots often? Anywhere else?","Payless had a decent selection, and with such comparatively low prices you should be able to buy 400 boots in bulk cheaply." +I've stopped caring.,"This is the final straw, we need mental health reform in the US" +"I imagine the numbers for Wagner are much less these days. It seems odd that an opera composer would top the list for a symphony orchestra. And just quickly looking at their calendar for this season, you see a lot of Beethoven, Tchaikovsky, Brahms, etc., but very little Wagner (maybe none).",Maybe they measured by *duration of performance time* rather than *number of performances*. +Same with his cancer 100% crit from 2 items.,But his crits do less damage! +Who is this cute little lesbian,And how tight is her pussy +"People who spit out their chewed gum where others can step on it, why do you do it?",Because I'm a villainous misanthrope. +Is anyone elses r/all feed nothing but posts from r/the_donald?,Russians must have did it. +"It was awesome. She knew she had him. Many people watching might not have understood it. But, she knows the press and bloggers will explain it.",Duckworth is certainly a traditional Thai name. +Early Voting Results Bode Well for Trump in Key States,But I thought the election was rigged! +...He'll be 81 in 2024...I doubt he'll be running for President then.,"If Hillary can win the presidency on her death bed, so can Uncle Joe!" +2+2=8,"It's ironic, don't you get the meme" +Allen Robinson is on the sidelines,He has a higher chance of getting points at least. +Steve jobs is rolling in his grave. The gimmicky task bar seems like something from 10 years ago.,It's innovation +"As I just recently finished a full relisten of the back catalog, I started realizing that 2016 has been one of the best years for TESD in quite some time. It started with the return of Overkill, there was a spate of cruise episodes (different, but still good IMO), the first live TESD in I-don't-know-how-long, the fishing episode, Episode 300, Vinylcast 2, Zippos, TESD Out of Context, and this Halloween episode. I'm amazed how prolific the boys have been this year. It's a good time to be an ant.",BUT WE HAVENT GOTTEN THE CLAYMATION SO FUCK THESE MOTHERFUCKING GREEDY BASTARDS +This class banner,I was saying spooe ohmrs +They Love Congratulating Themselves,Cheers to all the women (in particular) who find this paragraph barf-worthy. +"We had that before the modern social justice movement. It was called, your home.",Yeah but then people started acting weird at home and their parents got tired of their shit and kicked them out of the basements. +Youre joking right???,I refuse to ever use +I'm just curious why they're waiting till now to start making a stink. the deal sucked from day 1 but they didn't decide to start making noise till after lorenzo left.,"You would end buried in the Mojave, pal." +"Molyneux has fallen off. He is in full shilling mode right now for the views and subs. He still puts out great stuff, exposing the media bias against Trump and occasionally returns to more ancappy topics, but it sucks to see this new fanbase he has built up and that he is falling into it himself.",**(((NOT AN ARGUMENT)))** +Is this a scam/virus??,No people give out $800 things for free all the time. +"I agree. But to be fair, sending thank you flowers monthly to somebody paying off a lawsuit to you is pretty petty too. Hilarious, but petty.",The thank you was for mailing the check on time and not making them sue for it. +Holy F#@k : Image Transition Effect,"Yay, because website bloat isn't a thing." +What are we in the Golden Age of?,Cinema +One thing I've noticed is that verbal communication from the squad leader (along with order commands) greatly increases the squad's cooperation.,But then we'd have to talk to strangers. +They do. The majority of the people they lead do not. I took this to mean a call for an education of the general populace.,Clearly instead of spending money fighting them we should just pay for their tuition at harvard. +You think it is bad now? Just wait until Trump wins.,"Yeah, Trump's *totally* going to cause a clown holocost." +Newcastle suffer Dwight Gayle blow ahead of Preston game.,"Last 2 games: Mitro, 2 goals, Ayoze, 3 goals, Gayle, 0 Goals Ipswich and PNE soooo, Mitro is clearly our best bet, as we've known all along" +"Christianity seen as unwelcoming for LGBT people, poll confirms","Holy shit, really?" +TIL a greater percentage of Dutch people speak English than Canadians. 90% of Dutch people speak English. Only 85% of Canadians do.,I'm not sure that 90% of English people speak English. +Blake Bortles is the king of garbage time stat padding,"But remember, Bortles is better than Teddy because of stats." +Damn it!! No fear evolved for Xbox !!!!,"Cmon guys, it's an alpha, you agreed to that when you purchased the game, and the dlc." +#**TRUMP LANDSLIDE CONFIRMED**,Goo thing Trump has such a strong ground game +"Spero per lui che abbia del buon senso. Una volta lessi un commento che elencava storie di disgraziati che avevano vinto alla lotteria, i brividi.","lo ricordo anche io, veramente atroce... meglio rimanere con il normale stipendio e i piedi per terra" +"Do like in soccer, board in the away fans in one section",Yeah cause in soccer the situation is clearly better +What the Big 12 needs to do to repair its dwindling reputation,Get Nick Saban to come home. +"What are some good revenge movies? I like revenge movies because they have meaning and are intriguing. I only know a few revenge movies. The long kiss goodnight, i spit on your grave, american mary, farewell, my love were good. I just want to want to watch more and expand my movie knowledge. Those smart and violent revenge movies, that really build the suspense and are unexpected is what I am looking for.",Revenge of the Nerds it's in the damn title +"Silence = consent apparently, but only when it pertains to white people.","Welp, I guess it's time to stick to not raping white chicks huh?" +"Those of you actually playing Trials right now, how is it? The mega thread appears to be full of people stuck at work or school bitching about how Cauldron with no revives and no radar is going totally suck balls that they totally aren't playing Trials this weekend. So for those of you actually playing it right now, how it is really? I think it sounds like a fun change for 1 weekend.",I got sniped in the first second and they are just camping the point for the next minute and a half. +The Bolts own Price. Like the GIF though lol,yup just lit him up last night +"I know you're joking, but I'm pretty sure that rock hammer isn't going to damage the moon's delicate ecosystem.","Evidently it did ... to the point that there's nothing alive on the moon, now" +doesn't matter if shes indicted though. What happens if they indict if she wins? Does the VP just take the reins?,She can pardon herself. +Kronovi's crazy read from Squishy's pass.,"lol unreal, its like the pros have more boost or something." +"Doesn't this happen for every event? How hard is it to put in an SOP that says Hey, the day before an event check the schedule to make sure it's set to go live at the right time before we go home?",I mean then we might have a different motd each day and that's not allowed. +"Are the police wearing body cams that can prove that they're seeing fires, bombs, fired shots, and other shit (did I get all your entries?) There's plenty of media coming from the protesters' side that show the aggression is coming from the police. I'm pretty unbiased here, so I'd be happy to look at evidence showing that the protesters are behaving as you state. But so far, I'm not seeing it. Feel free to share! From the NBC article: *Seven protesters used sleeping dragon devices, which typically involve PVC or other pipe, to attach themselves to items, and fires were set on a highway and improvised fire bombs were thrown at law enforcement, the Morton County Sheriff's Department said in a statement.* *One woman allegedly fired three shots from a revolver at police, an emergency services official said. No one was hit.* In both cases, we're getting statements from the police. Any video evidence?",Cops don't lie +I believe the bootloader is locked from Verizon.,I believe someone has already cracked it. +"Funny, the media is doing the same thing to him and his supporters. Perhaps you shouldn't have started it if you didn't like him using it back on you?",Rules for thee but not for me! +Finally got my baby after 3 months! Who next?,In my opinion T3 Reim is just as nice as T3 Rona +"Reddit, you just died. You have a chance at resurrection if you can beat God at a videogame of your choice. You only get one chance, what game do you pick?","Hearthstone one month ago; it was a coin flip anyway, right?" +"What arguement? Protestors fired shots into the crowd, 6 separate firebombs were used, they are on private land, etc. When people are stupid they should learn what happens. There is no argument. It is a picture of police about to manage a group of protestors in the middle of nowhere that is becoming more violent and further escalated.","Yeah, the protestors are totally the ones who started the violence." +"Are you the person who downvoted me? It's not a disagree button. The generally lighter tone of Buffy doesn't make it a sitcom of course (it wasn't), but I can understand why the commenter brought up that death in this context. Personally, I wasn't directly comparing it to 8 Simple Rules. The person I replied to reminded me of two screen deaths that I was impacted by, and I commented on them. Joyce's death resulted in one of my all-time favorite hours of TV, so I wanted to talk about it. If you're insisting on a sitcom comparison, Roseanne *was* a sitcom with a very sad, impactful death. I wasn't necessarily agreeing that it was definitively sadder or better portrayed than the 8 Simple Rules episode. My agreement was just that there are other episodes of other shows that are worthy of discussion in this context. In the end, there is no correct answer. The saddest sitcom, TV, or screen death will vary based on personal opinions. And that's okay. Hope that clarifies things for you.","I disagree, downvoted" +Any luck?,no luck +How to make Rocket League 1000x more fun,What is voice chat? +Hell yeah! Wii U needs an awesome game. PC-Wii U is the best gaming system combo. 3DS too.,You dropped your +"They obviously have an org lined up to make the decision to leave, instead of just sticking with rise and dropping loony. Must be a good one since rise are a solid org themselves. Not sure if they need a sub or an AR player, since we don't know what the meta will be for IW.",100 THIEVES TIME? +"Canadian here. That's good though, to see you guys do that. I always figured the media jumps on whatever they can.",American here and THATS NEWS BABY LET THE WORLD KNOW +Yeah... 2015 sure was a good year for them.,"yeah, they won Katowice" +"Anyone getting an odd numbered amount of candies from eggs? 2x candies should mean only even numbers prevail. I don't have a screenshot, but I just hatched a Vulpix with 33 candies. Thought this was odd","That's weird, I don't think anyone else has noticed and asked this question before." +putting your dick in a cat is bad,But is it though? +"Yeah, my grandfather was fighting nazis in the 40s and I will gladly do the same.",Your grandfather is literally as bad as the fascists for using violence to fight fascists +Edmontons won 5.,And it only took them ten years to pull it off! +"Probably serious, people outside the concerned industries usually have no idea what real-time and low-latency mean. *Hint: it starts with no dynamic memory allocation, just because a page fault once in a while is NOT acceptable.*","Seriously though, what's wrong with your airplane freezing up for 100 microseconds every few seconds?" +"My wife wants to continue to meet with the LDS missionaries but as an atheist husband I forbid it, and I chewed out her LDS friends for talking with my wife about the church See how ridiculous it sounds when we switch it around? It sounds a bit controlling and even abusive, right? [Please note - the title is a parody so don't get mad at me]",Well you are the non priesthood holder. +Is the other 80% Hyundai?,Samsung and hyundai/kia is ~35% +"I love how the right will fight for the life of an unborn fetus, but not for the lives of children intentionally having barrel bombs dropped on them.",Maybe if their mothers hadn't been so irresponsible and had them born in Syria in the first place +"Last I checked, this was a county-by-county thing in most states. That's lots and lots and lots of rigging to do. How many thousands of people are in on this conspiracy?",They are very well organized. +now we're just missing neilio,And this Halo Nova guy too +When you hear the window break behind you on Oregon...,I dunno why they keep trying to peek that window +"Desktop PC, came in for noisy fan.","There's your problem right there, the thermal paste has left the building." +immigrants never stay in rural areas.,That means we have to bring in 1 million per year! +You gotta be kiddin' me...,At least it's better than not buying anything! +There's more people complaining about SJWs than there are actual SJWs.,Sounds like something an SJW would say! +God how I've missed this subreddit.,Shut up cunt +"I think what is needed is a UN intervention, I don't see the situaton getting better on its own.",Maybe we should give both sides nukes so they can use MAD-doctrine to keep the peace. +Lord I hate the whole Trojan feminist campaign routine that 4chan does. It's just stupid and they're always so smug and self satisfied about it despite fooling nobody,"No, I'm sure everyone totally believes this, just like everyone microwaved their iPhone" +Hahahaha,Hahahahaha +But then I'll be accused of not trying apparently,You just need to git gud mate +It is and is no longer a vehicle. TopGear UK accidentally burnt it to the ground.,:( why do they have to ruin everything. +This guy knows bitcoin like the back of his hand. Debate over. Just do it.,You dropped this: +"Third party candidate Jill Stern does an AMA, it goes as well as expected.",she's worse than Hilary! +Nice female Lnk cosplay,Isn't that Zelda? +"Is there a thread dedicated to girls and hula hoops? Wish the mods would do something about these videos, the frequency of them brings down the quality of this sub - imo. Once you've experienced something over and over, it loses its value - these videos aren't impressive at all anymore.","Yeah, sex is definitely not as great now..." +"Yes and have everyone run around with masks that are more than twice the big as the head-hitbox in the Crucible. Great idea but some of the masks incredibly annoying in PVP, just because it doesn't give you a clear indication where their head is. For PVE I could definitely agree, but how would you solve that.",Git gud +Agent of both Jaroslav Halak and J.F. Berube speaks out against the Islanders using three goalies,No way Halak's agent did anything like this.... +"The Bruins are now 4-0 with Rask, and 0-4 without",Shouldn't have built your whole team around a goalie! +"The Minnesotta Wild, in there last 3 games have a score of 13-0",*they're* +Clinton's State Department spent $5.4 million on 'crystal stemware',I'm sure she was there personally rejecting the reasonably priced alternatives. +"FFS sake thank you! A panel of experts on my local NPR station talked about the seemingly world-ending threats to IoT devices for an hour straight, concluding that there's no way to protect these devices from hackers. Ignoring that it's basically the equivalent of when someone leaves there facebook account logged in and somebody posts that they h4cked their account. Not a single one suggested this! Mandate that all devices come with randomly generated admin and passwords!! The threat would disappear as quickly as their invitations to endlessly ramble on air about the lawless wasteland that IoT devices will usher in.",But terrorists! +Tell them that you are gay. Thank me when the shit hits the fan and you don't die :),"Yeah, I mean homosexual persecution is totally not coming to Turkey." +"That's the anti tank rifle not anti-air, and that is nowhere near as OP as the stationary AA guns.",Nuhuh that's a Tankgewerh which stands for Totally-A-Noob-Killer Gewerh. +why only usn what are the japanese excluded from losing planes now???,No but Saipan is. +Why is gravity a thing?,Yo' moma so massive she start**e**d pullin' things toward herself and some life **e**volv**e**d. +"I would run around outside big city police stations screaming at the top of my lungs Allahu Akbar, death to infidels!!!!. What could go wrong, it's just a prank bro?",You dropped this +"You came back from tomorrow to tell us? Halloween is 31st Oct, dumbass","Because everyone goes out on a Monday night, yes, you're totally right." +"This was a mistake which was fixed later. It's not automatic and sometimes the guy in charge of those overlays messes up, it happens in other games too.",No you dont get it Blizzard is trying to help the asian teams win. +Hahaha the independents certainly won't be voting for Hillary. Even Jill Stein would be better choice hahahaha.,Your reasoned analysis has swayed me. +Riding in tandem shooting video i found last year--i can't help but notice the irony of the comments!,This is duterte's fault. +Don't do that. Guaranteed food poisoning.,You don't know until you try! +"Another key thing is over time. Unless you're also drinking it, sticking an uninjured hand into some mercury once or twice isn't going to do much to you at all. Sticking your hand into some mercury once or twice a day for a long period of time wouldn't be great either I'd imagine.","Yeah, I thought about getting some to play with, but I think I might go with gallium, cos it is safer, although not as cool" +"Teebo escapes on the rancor fail more after the patch. Anyone else experiencing this? My guild mostly runs T4(70% escape chance) and T5(60% escape chance)raids and we run them on just about a 24 hour cycle. After the patch with the new raid I started noticing that when the time came to attempt an escape on the rancor, Teebo failed over and over. I would try different team configurations but the result were the same. Something fishy going on here. I started keeping track. Today I hit 25 escape attempts. In only 2 of those attempts was Teebo actually able to escape. In one of those instances I tried to get Teebo out a little early and it failed. I got lucky and made it all he way around and got another chance to escape with Teebo and it worked. 2 out of 25 times guys! That's 8% of the time. None of my other toons are even close to that bad when I attempt to escape with them. I feel like I'm already passed the point of just bad luck RNG here. This is fucking ridiculous with such a high escape chance on those lower raid tiers. I've decided I'm keep track till at least 100 attempts and will report back. I just wanted to see if I was alone here. Having to attempt the raid over and over and over has completely sucked the fun out for me. Why can all my other characters get out just fine CG? Something stinks here.",well that sounds like no fun if u wanna have fun try the new AAT raid. +"We have 4 strikers at 9 Ibra Rashgod martial and rooney, and you want us to buy a fifth. Might as well start looking for a gk because Chelsea score 4.",Why not? +Only 2 teams have been able to beat Samsung Galaxy,tsm third best team in the world +Internet commenter solves homelessness!,"Shut it down guys, this guy's got us." +"so mccown is in, and we have barely gone deep, and we have little to no running game.. thought all of the above was because cody has a noodle arm?","It is, Cody is the reason McCown is playing bad..shhhh don't tell anyone...HAHAH" +I'd say Profit but we all know twitter doesn't know how to make money,Too soon RIP Vines +"15 years of being employed. 10 of which I've been a supervisor. I've never considered giving a man a job over a woman just because of their gender. It's always ability, experience, and education. I *have* been pressured to give women more opportunities due to their gender, which is absolutely wrong. Example: It's great that you took 4 years off to raise a kid. I completely support you in that - but that means your worth less than someone who spent those same four years on the grind, in school, or learning a trade. This is why I'm going to offer them more than you. They *earned* it. No other reason.","There you have it: discrimination doesn't real, because I'm not a sexist." +Until one day the trays is empty and the little doggy turns on the customer and ends up chewing up their hand for some tasty finger food.,That definitely seems like this dog's disposition. +"How does the feature set compare to JSON.stringify, which is already preloaded in every browser console?","The same, as it's implemented using that, with some syntax highlighting sprinkled on op :) I picked JSON exactly for that reason as the amount of worked required to get the core functionality working was very small, the rest of the time went into everything else: registering the domain name, tinkering with bootstrap/CSS, and all the niggly bits around getting it up and running." +TIL you can use your MG to take down tree's again Finally,Because it is realistic being able to chop down a forest with a quick burst of .303... +Oh you bathe? Check your clean privilege!,"Well on the plus side, they wont be breeding." +but theres no way for scream to know none of them have helmet until he headshots them,well he knows its an eco. +Damn a RATM reference? How old are you bruh,21 +Unskew those polls!,It is how they are doing the polling that is the problem. +"I would also like to offer the members of this forum a secret sale! I will take 100 American Silver Eagles and smack each one with a steel mallet. Each DASE (Dented American Silver Eagle) will be unique, with no coin being exactly the same, and my total run will be limited to only 100 pieces. Given the exclusivity of this series, I'm sure that at the super special bargain price for forum members of $1599.99 per coin (discounted from $3599.99 for a limited time only) these will go quickly! Don't miss out! Get yours today!!",I'll take 2 +Nope,"Hmm that sucks, Thanks anyway dude" +I was really hoping for Ghosts 2 actually. Mainly because of the campaign cliffhanger and Extension.,"Ah, I loved extension" +Unfortunately for them they're at the smallest minority since the 20's and we don't need their approval lol,"Cool, they can tank the economy again and somebody will pick up the pieces like FDR did." +Never underestimate the power of being thoughtful!,What comic is this? +"Turns out I was mostly wrong, check OP for details.",Called it :) +Note 7 look-alike with better specs (sort of),No spen disqualifies it. +"Passing as one gender or another is like looking at two piles of sand and trying to determine which is larger. Some people have a whole lot of sand and big rocks in one pile and not very much in the other, and others have more equal piles. HRT basically moves some of that sand from one pile to the other, but can only move so much and so fast... So sometimes you have to bust out the shovel and other heavy machinery and do some serious work.","And with some, the rock is made of bedrock." +You're right. I overstepped. I am sorry.,Lol well it turned out to be pretty much the right quote so all is forgiven +I hope your dick had permission from CNN before getting so excited.,Wolf never approved +SHA256. Not that big.,"well, a 64 bit string / pass is a pretty long password :)" +Saving a drunk man from getting hit by train,Looks like someone played football in high school. +"yeah this is honestly a really weak poster, but it's Embiid so I was hoping to trigger someone here",How's this for a trigger: *You just lost to the Sixers* +"IPhone Upgrade while staying on More Everything plan I am currently on Verizon paying $80 for $8GB + $15/line after Line access discounts on More Everything plan. I am thinking of getting an iphone 7, but, am worried that I might lose the line access discount which will push my line access to $40/line. Is there a way to keep the line access discount?!",You keep it +"I know lucidity can vary, but... I see lots of different things online, but assuming this is from the viewpoint of an experienced lucid dreamer-do LDs feel real, just like waking life, or just feel like a normal dream that you can control? I'm trying hard to LD but if I get experienced I think it would be a lot cooler if it actually felt real.","I am too trying to have lucid dreams, but when you are dreaming ( not when you remember it later) it feels exactly like real life , you dissociate it only when you wake up." +blaming your problems on anthropomorphized years is something really smart people do #imwithher #lovetrumpshate,What does this have to do with politics? +"Any fans left? Since most of the bandwagon fans should be gone now, anyone left? I love this team. Win or lose. That should have been a fucking win. Shitty play and all. But cmon. It's unbelievable how much of a nose dive we've taken, but I'm still a fan. And I can't fucking wait until teddy is back. Adrian can go. Send him to the Browns. We need a back that can run out of the gun",Yes just really pissed off +She has to wear the jacket because of her copyrighted tattoo I'm pretty sure.,I honestly think she's playing up the whole tattoo thing. +Nat tried to say she never really was close to Bridge,She told James to his face that he better not put her up. +Sim /= sd,I know. +"Fuck! My ears. This chick is as annoying as Hillary. What she's saying is irrelevant because after 3 seconds of that voice all will to live is gone. I'm assuming I keep seeing her on here due to cuckish virtue signalling? Herp derp, it's ah fermerl minerhity on ouer serd!!! We verbrernt nerw!!!1! Zomg!!",the fuck are you even talking about? +"If there's a kids menu, you're not at a fancy restaurant.",ok guy im exaggerating +Why so serious?,Because I have 3k games on a champ that essentially doesn't exist anymore :( +I have not been able to watch it -- only place I've seen it available required me to have an HBO account. Where can I see it?,"It's an HBO documentary, so that's the only place I know of, legally, anyway." +"Yes, it'll have that",That's a relief +"Great info. Just to add a little, doses do often start small and build up, often it's considered standard practise (not that that means it's right or wrong). Perhaps because if that particular treatment option causes side effects for you they'll probably be spotted before they become a serious problem, but suddenly starting you on high dose could be risky if you have an allergic reaction to that particular chemical. I wouldn't be worried if I were you OP, it sounds like things are going smoothly so far :)","This, titration is important for any long term medication." +Speedforce.,And that wraps up that! +You sound like a girl fucked you and your ass is sore.,he sounds like 3 men fucked him and all 3 of his holes are sore. +"My network hasnt changed, and all my friends are affected too. Network problems is just this subs fucking retarded way of saying no one knows. My wingmates are also sometimes seeing ships i cant see. And vice versa.",Server related then. +"TO THE TOP, LADS!!! Can I get a WEW?!?",BOMBSHELL BREAKING TO THE TOP THEY DISABLED UPVOTES AND DONT WANT U TO SEE THIS +My tips and tricks to rebuild the SAN DIEGO Chargers 1. Trade Rivers to Cleveland for a couple 1st round picks 2. Being back Vincent Jackson and Quentin Jammer 3. Fire McCoy 4. Fire Telesco 5. Hire Josh McDaniels to run HC and GM duties 6. Film some Chiefs practice sessions 7. Don't be pussies 8. Grit 9. ??? 10. Win,You forgot the +Love you bae,</3 +"What do you think would be the most useful STAND in day-to-day life? I think it would be harvest, you could pick up anything from anywhere and you could easily get rich from it.","Stone Free, I could put my hair up with no effort at all and no chance of losing my hair tie." +"1,383,309","1, 383, 310" +It looks like great fun motorcycle drifting.,What kind of bike? +You just hate us cause you Anus.,Butt. +RUMOR: NX reveal announcement tomorrow,I'll believe it when I see it. +"OVER 2,000 COMMENTS NO BRAKES ON THE TRUMP TRAIN TRUMP/PENCE 2016",RSBN better break their record of live viewers again gotta get above 67k I think +"Damn, I was just starting to feel confident about benching baldwin for Marvin Jones","Considering that he and Tate are the only healthy offensive skill players the Lions have, I wouldn't worry too much." +"Take this with some grains of salt. Exit data is generally quarantined until 5pm EDT. Unless they're doing their own exit polling, which in that case, I wonder abut the sample size. Either way, Trump is losing BIGLY tonight.","Yep, still gotta get out and vote if you haven't yet." +"KKK is here, fight back with upvotes!",The Koopa Klux Klan is no match for the Kaga Kids Klub +40 butts (\_(\_\_) (\_\_)\_) (\_(\_\_) (\_\_)\_) (\_(\_\_) (\_\_)\_) (\_(\_\_) (\_\_)\_) (\_(\_\_) (\_\_)\_) (\_(\_\_) (\_\_)\_) (\_(\_\_) (\_\_)\_) (\_(\_\_) (\_\_)\_) (\_(\_\_) (\_\_)\_) (\_(\_\_) (\_\_)\_) (\_(\_\_) (\_\_)\_) (\_(\_\_) (\_\_)\_) (\_(\_\_) (\_\_)\_) (\_(\_\_) (\_\_)\_) (\_(\_\_) (\_\_)\_) (\_(\_\_) (\_\_)\_) (\_(\_\_) (\_\_)\_) (\_(\_\_) (\_\_)\_) (\_(\_\_) (\_\_)\_) (\_(\_\_) (\_\_)\_),(\^_\^)) +"Remember, if the Bears win, they will have gained a crucial game on everyone in the NFC North, which will vault them to a status of having a non-zero chance to win the division.",Big if true +If I'm trying to date a girl I don't try to sleep with her.,"Well, eventually I'd hope" +I don't know how much you keep up with world events but Putin has done a few things since the last election that aren't very friendly to us or our allies.,Maybe we shouldn't try to topple democratically elected regimes +He might be the most unorthodox runner I have ever seen. With that being said... I love the man.,He's one of the most patient running backs I've ever seen. +One of the biggest problems is how consistently classes can grab their early game snowball cards. Could this not be fixed by upping the deck size to 40?,"Aggro decks fill the gaps with more early game, Control decks have an even worse time finding their removals." +Considering what he has said about Saudi Arabia and his spat with Saudi Princes on twitter I don't think so.,Maybe... 9 months or so ago I was open to voting for Trump because he seemed to be against our endless war mongering but now I am not so sure. +"Overclocking a 6700k I just recently acsended to the master race and am interested in overclocking, what would be a good target with a i7 6700k, asus z170a, and a hyper 212 evo, my cpu sits around 30c on idle because my house is usually around 26-28c. Also what are the reasonable voltage ranges for skylake processers?","Bump it to 1.325V, raise the multiplier to like 45 and stress it." +Say no if someone asks to borrow one. Unless you don't mind them fucking it up.,Buy one of those cheap Kiwi knives to lend +Mine said error & gave the option to retry but same result. Not working for me. :(,What theme is it? +I think going forward Wind is going to focus on devices that support band 66 for high end devices.,That's only the LG V20 for now. +"Why was it rushed at all? All thes friggen years they had to develop it? They had just about 7 years. 7 DAMN YEARS AND THEY SCREWED THE STORY OVER LIKE THAT!? What happened between fallout 3 and its realease? They didn't even make Fallout: New Vegas and its story still crapped on Fallout 4's (I love New Vegas from the bottom of my heart though). I waited from the moment it was announced to play it, downloaded it the day it came out, and was disappointed when I found out how the factions were handled. **Fallout 4's story was rushed to hell** ...But the gameplay just about overshadows it. I mean I haven't had that much fun just killing things in ages :D.","I think they had 4 years, skyrim in 2011" +Top 5 Worst NFL Injuries (Hard to Watch),No Theisman? +"How can christian conservative actually believe that Trump is one of them? The man is working his way through breaking all the commandments - lying, multiple marriages, infidelity, the list goes on and on.",He even covets his own wives... +Inside Trump's 'cyborg' Twitter army,Let's confuse this army by creating a fake issue for them to respond to +"Add me!! 1934-1822-7895 Name: Dark-Rose I have ACNL, Pokemon X and AS and MK7!!",Added you +Bush 2 was a wartime president. I just looked it up and it seems that there has never been an incumbent president unseated if they ran for reelection.,His dad was a wartime president who lost an incumbent re-election. +Jeremy Lin,"Not like he fell off or anything, he's a really consistent starter" +Merry*,Kill me. +ASSC x UNDFTD coming soon?,#TRASH +"So disappointed in Lenovo. I tried to purchase a ThinkPad with my credit card, and it keeps giving me an error message. Anyone know what I should do?","Give back the card, Tyrone" +"Julian Assange Vows Huge Wikileaks Dump on Hillary, Just Before the Debates",The Boy Who Cried Wolf +"Since the Democrats have nothing to lose, they might as well give him the Clinton treatment. Keep him mired in legal battles so that they can campaign on the fact that he is mired in legal battles.",I mean he goes to court for fraud at trump U and for the rape of a 13 year old soon... +"I think it's harder to pinpoint what cards are OP in Zoo. 4 mana 7/7, Yogg, Tuskarr Totemic, Call of the Wild, etc, are all clearly standout OP/unfair cards in their decks, but it's hard to say what card stands out in Zoo as OP, hence Kibler's joke about banning Life Tap, cause let's be real, Life Tap is the thing that makes Zoo Zoo.",abusive serg is probably the strongest aggro card next to argent squire. +So do birds,they pay in ridiculous headbobs +How gouda is it? A few gouda men.,It's gouda nuf for me +"When you perform an oil change, is the amount of oil that you take out supposed to be equivalent to the amount of oil that you put back in? Obviously, the answer should intuitively be yes, but I'm just wondering because it seems like the volume of oil that I dispose of seems lighter than the volume I put in. My car takes about 5.5 quarts, but it looks like the oil I disposed of is closer to 4.5 quarts. I checked my dipstick though, and I'm back at the correct oil level. Is it possible for the oil to shrink in volume after several thousand miles of usage?","Depending on the car and the engine, usually a quart in 5-10k miles is pretty normal consumption." +US update within the next hour.,What's the estimated downtime? +"Devs: Does the goal always have to be the goal in RL Training? Hi I haven't messed around with creating trainer sequences but it seems in playing some that success is always measured in terms of scoring a goal within the time limit. Could the objective be modified to add passing the ball through a designated area , in a certain section of the air or on the ground? That would allow some good playmaker training I think",Great idea +"Won PS4 over the weekend, gf won iPad Pro. Guess it's our year.",I hate you... T_T +Tornado Ruined My Life,It's barely been out so maybe allow for people to learn it but it seems to be a a force king tower activation +No way he makes 155. He would be like that guy in TUF5. And that guy looked like he was on his bones. If he can make 170 with a strict diet then he should get 10 pounds of muscle and then cut from 180,He has 3 UFC wins at LW. +Ain't that dude supposed to be a Bears fan?,Yea remember when he said with his one packers stock he'd trade Rodgers to the Bears? +how do i connect to ripple on mac mac support when,Have you tried using wine? +I really think I'm gonna like Scott way more than Steve and Ian,Dude is so much better than i thought he would be +I was watching the debate. Did I miss any OBJ outbursts?,He hugged the kicking net. +Starks expected to miss multiple weeks,Well the WRs and Rodgers better get it together now. +"This poll is flooding the sub. I'm not on Donald Trump's side, but the best way to overcome the mods at politics is to overwhelm them.",So whose side are you on? +Not sure how Trump could make money from wars. Do you really think he would start something intentionally unless there was money in it for him?,I believe he'd start a war with North Korea over a tweet. +I guess this is where they all ended up after being deemed offensive...,I had a golli and both my sons do. +First thing I hear when I tune in: Hillary claiming to take responsibility for her decisions.,"DAE notice Matt has sat all the way through so she can stand, talk, then sit?" +It's Pre-Season...,"Uh, they never said Training Mode would be in pre-season.." +WTF? Hilary Clinton to run for President in 2020,How does one run for POTUS from a jail cell? +Worked out well for the charismatic leader who stepped in when it happened?,Obama? +"No, this is an SJW prepared. Their ideas are just so fucking stupid they appear unprepared.",Good point centipede. +"Christie out, Cruz in. This is the best season ever. The twists keep coming.",When does Donald Junior get eaten by Direwolves? +How embarrassing is it that we have to fact check the president-elect. We can argue how reliable the checker is. But the whole need for it is shameful.,Sad to say that the people who most benefit from this kind of plug-in are the least likely to use it. +What is your least favourite thing about the human body?,That anuses aren't self-lubricating **;)** +"yeah, they were socialist",It's almost as if their revolution did not succeed. +"I mean, that's cool and all, but will it blend?","No, but it will wok" +"yeah, i guess. but rengar has some simple mechanics for newbies like going the nb3 build. and me being a khazix main mostly, i get pissed off when people say that kha is broken and easy","He's definitely not easy, but imo easier than rengar" +No (confirmed) kills.,I have over 300... +The forehead,"Ok, shallow Hal" +Sadly Destiny requires my guardian to wear pants still.,I'm sure someone's found a glitch +Or both.,Or just KP^^^because^melo^is^past^it +"There is no way you didn't also see a person when drawing this, right? I see a spine a nose a jaw. Brain. Teeth. Tongue.",No shit Sherlock. +The Forge Freeze Sucks! Don't Waste Your Tickets!,Oh great.... it's a worse paralyser +"Bush did steal the 2000 election though, for real-real. Most people who voted didn't vote for him.","You just can't help yourself, can you?" +<--- HOW MANY MORE HOES & PU$$Y WILL YOU GET IF YOU USE DANK VEGA + RAYYZEN BUILD INSTEAD OF TRASHSCAL + DONGRADE LAKE ayy lmao good automod m8 m88 m89 bad automod ati,i already was getting 0 so the multiplier doesnt affect me ayy +"30 for 30 on Oregon rising to one of the best teams in CFB to starting to decline in the past few years. Would be awesome to see how Oregon became a power, but not achieving the National Championship.",Almost Made It U (With fancy uniforms!) +Makes it easier to watch your favorite Big Ten team from the New York area.,Also a free win +"We need to talk about the online radicalisation of young, white men","It would be nice if the neo-liberals took notice of this and became more inclusive , but the current trend is for doubling down, so expect it get even worse." +The Internet doesn't come from one place.,That's what they want you to think +Tater tot hotdish and lefse as well.,"Damnit, I need to make tater tot hotdish at some point, haven't had it in forever..." +"I really wanna know, because every time MOCC calls me it comes up as a number from Egypt...",Whoever set up the phones was retarded +You think they'll ever put out a legacy collection version of it?,Like a VST? +It was brutal to watch isoball creep back. #shadesofkobesystem,Toronto fans getting PTSD right now. +Idaho lost to us by 50 when our defense is busy getting arrested/expelled. I'd say that's pretty bad.,But it's Idaho. +H,E +HONESTLY ITS HELLA RACIST THAT THE THREE FACES OF CHARLES WRIGHT ARE NOT AS CHERISHED AND RENOWNED AS FOLEY'S FACES... **#PIMPLIVESMATTER**,You dropped this - +Does anybody else find the timing of this IG post odd? Shaq just happens to post a video of him in boxers and an undershirt looking stronger than the hulk 3 days after we brought up his weight?,Yep Shaq was shattered some random people on the internet thought he was fat +"Ahh yes the system is obviously working, producing brilliant talents like Connor Pain!",Fuck you +Can I get those WeakAuras? And how'd you make them look so niiiiice?,What weakauras? +BREAKING: Vote Shaving Software Discovered Nation Wide,But this is from loony Alex Jones so it's not at all credible. +"Yeah, but given that the Haka does in fact, undisputedly give an advantage, shouldn't as much as possible be done to ensure that advantage is minimised and it be as fair as possible?",Aussies. +"There is a chance that for the first time in 16 years, LSU will not go bowling If you look at LSU's remaining games, they have the hardest remaining games. They do not play a team that has less than 5 wins. Sat, Nov 5 vs Alabama Sat, Nov 12 @ Arkansas Sat, Nov 19 vs Florida Thu, Nov 24 @ Texas A&M All of these teams have really looked good the last few weeks. I am not trying to rip any LSU fans or divert how BAD FSU is this year, but it seems LSU is just having a very, very rough year...",L O FUCKING L +"Bastet Mid is pretty good. She has amazing poke, and kill potential as soon as she hits 5. Her clear isn't the greatest early on, but after a few items you're set.",OP said Ao Kuang not Bastet +Ne Zha. Why the fuck does it have make our eardrums so bleed? I understand he's young but no excuse to burst our eardrums.,"MY PITCH IS SO PERFECT, I'LL SHATTER YOUR EARDRUMS!" +Paused the video and got a kiss from Phil,this would make a great dart board! +My briefs came in a resealable bag. But why?,and yet cereal doesn't +What does the MacBook have in common with Donald Trump? I would tell you.... But I don't compare apples to oranges.,There's gotta be a Jobs joke in here somewhere... +Story driven porn?,Star Wars XXX It's a classic. +Underrated by whom?,Those who underrate it. +Binge watching TV can actually kill you,But not quick enough to count as suicide. +Any challengers?,"can tell he's asian without even seeing the face, right?" +Sizzle would be an amazing firefighter nickname.,"Slightly related, a welding buddy of mine has the nickname marshmallow/ marsh for short, because that's exactly what he smells like when he catches fire." +Who was your childhood idol that you don't look up to anymore?,My stepdad +And I account for 67%,I'm the guy who had multiple bots with TAS to press F5 frame perfect +I never understand people who buy houses in places like this and then complain.,Cheap property? +"Yeah, but he said he's getting 300Mbps... Or I hope that's what he means",Yep that's what I meant :) +"Elections all over the world are pretty crazy right now. A lot of European and Western countries have this weird nationalist, right wing undercurrent. It's making for some interesting politics.",Yeah but nothing like trump and hillary +"When I was 18 I slept with the assistant manager at a restaurant I worked at. I was 18 and she was a 32/33 fucking bombshell of a Venezuelan milf. She began by taking my phone number from their files and texting me randomly one day, asking me if I wanted to catch lunch sometime. I was pretty fucking nervous but there was no way I was turning this down. Date went good and we agreed to catch movie later that week. After the movie, she asked me if I wanted to spend the night. Best fucking sex of my life. We fucked twice that night and twice in the morning. Asked me how it felt to fuck my manager and kept telling me how young my dick made her feel. In the morning she made me breakfast while her 10 year old son sat next to me. Awkward. Before I left she told me next time she would make love to me with her mouth. Too bad there was no next time. I ended up getting a lump on my dick which I blamed on her and cut off all contact with her. Turned out to be an ingrown hair and when I tried talking to her again she was having none of it.",Lol eating breakfast with her kid. +"Billy Crudup was excited for the part and may stay. Kiersy Clemons, idk. She joined mostly because Rick was directing. If she is a good sport she will stay else she might leave",If she leaves then they should get a red-head +They kinda are tho. Things like tone and characterizations like Lex have received a lot of criticisms.,"That's not how an opinion works, you have to actually make a statement, not just say two things you have opinions on..." +Women of Overwatch (Fancy dress),I now want a chinese and russian girlfriend +It's better to keep this kind of stuff to yourself in real life. Unless you have some very close friends or family.,Sad but true. +Finally Plat!,The ranked system seems to be a complete mess this season. +You're leaving because you're offended?,Or maybe they just wanted to ~~sin~~ get back to the fold. +"If you can afford the following: * Computer to play Eve on. * Internet Connection to play eve. Then you can afford a sub. Computer/Internet are luxury items. If you can afford luxury items, then your not to poor, i dont care where you live, to afford one more luxury item that cost less than either of those two.","Might want to speak to some Governments about that, since they're basically forcing everyone online to use a lot of basic services" +"Oh wow, REZ is an old game. Lets hope it gets ported to PC.",it's so old you don't even need a port - just emulate it :D +"Ska and punk, blues, reggae, jazz. Occasionally metal and various forms of electronic. One of my hobbies is making ska or acoustic versions of chiptune songs from the 80s.",pickitup +**LEARN-ING**,I loled. +Introducing New Vesuvius! Even better than classic Vesuvius!,But does it got what plants crave? +I just bought one for cyber monday. Tis pretty,"I was extremely close to getting a Strix 1080, but decided on an MSI 1080 since my motherboard was already MSI." +i got a 12% shot with my sniper who had a repeater and one shotted a sectapod. xcom 2,w-why put a repeater on a sniper? +"A bar in my old town, which has a large military base, had a no military policy. It was the best bar to go to because of that policy.","In the city I went to college, I met more than a few women who would avoid military guys (while at bars and parties) at all costs due to past aggressive experiences with them." +"The best is when it hits you not at home, like in the subway or a meeting. Don't mind me moaning and making faces, just gonna die real quick and respawn later...","To me the best part is when you finally break down and go to the emergency room, sweating, vomiting and dying inside, only to be treated like a pill seeker." +ABC is more boring than Monarchs? They are the next SD but they are giving me a bad feeling. I loved Monarchs cause Monarchs and the playstyle was funny (More or less) but they were OP. Will ABC more OP but more funny or vice versa?,"I get your point, most of the time the field will end up with CDI and the ABC tank with set backrow/card in hand." +HONESTLY!,Seb embracing the memes +A Reno in Paris,Which Range T mod are you using? +are you just a limp skeleton?,You'd be surprised +I'm going to wriggle myself into every base and building I can reach just for the chance of finding you and nailing you with my Canister harasser.,My C4 is ready :* +Sweden is paying people to fix their belongings instead of throwing them away,Can't tell you how many monitors (I think 11) I've pulled out of the trash and got working for $6 worth of capacitors. +Tomorrow is today for some of us.,"What is today, but yesterday's tomorrow?" +What is a mystery that you would like to finally have solved?,Roanoke Amelia Earhart How anyone thinks Trump is sane +What decade age range was the best for you? 10s? 20s? 30s? 50s? What?,"Being 19, I've only got 2 decades to draw on (clearly this question isn't aimed at me) but 0-9, easiest years of my life, no question!" +Full Frontal Presidential Interviews: Barack Obama | Full Frontal with Samantha Bee | TBS,I really enjoyed her millennial impression. +"Booker was so open on so many plays, instead semen forces it into tight coverage",Welcome to CJ Anderson owners nightmares for the first 7 weeks +World War 3 cancelled,"This is such a simple, great and probably eerily truthful headline." +The center court logo is massive couple that in with the two wood shades and you get too much going on. Ohh don't forget the stupid B1G logo we need to put on our courts and the half circles. MSU just kept adding to it. Massive center court logos were a thing 5 - 10 years ago.,"Again, what?" +That... Sounds really dumb. Where did he get the dragon ~~balls~~ souls?,Trained with an old elven dragon rider and got told about the riders old city +And I was about to do a RobinxCordelia playthrough soon.. well thanks for saving me time B),Welcome. +super gaster was the one i was talking about,I see.theres also that one gaster fight that isn't unitale +He was a very accomplished heart surgeon. When it comes to heart surgery he's probably your man. But he's not trained in any of the other shit he talks about. I don't understand why people crucify him though but nobody mentions dr. Phil doing the same shit with mental health.,He's not prescribing or recommending drugs. +i found this dank kush. Can you explain how i can 420 yolo blaze it,Roll it up light it up smoke it up live it up +"And here we see the common high tier potato, Maxus-rangus Carolinus, in it's natural habitat.","Let me guess, you are one of those helpful destroyers that go around using their stealth to never be seen and in fact stay out of the way of anything that might even remotely look like it could potentially shoot at you while complaining about sniping BBs that don't want to sail into torpedo broadsides?" +What can you enthusiastically talk about at length if given the opportunity?,Post-Soviet rap. +"If the sandwich lady gives you a pie on an ironman account, you cant pick up the dish if you drop it. I want my dish back. It tells me as an ironman i cannot take other players loot. It's my dish. She GAVE it to ME. I want my dish back.","But moooooom, you choose to limit yourself." +Like I said you WOULDN'T be able to buy them but USE them for one day. So after Halloween you would'nt be able to use them.,"oh ok, didnt read through properly my bad." +The market will reach out and stop that guy from running the red light?,This guy gets it. +"Ive seen a muk, snorlax, and gyrados on my radar in the last day or two. Havent been able to track them without fastpokemap being up. Niantic, you are ruining this game. I sincerely wish another company were in charge of Pokemon Go. Any other company...",Their map data is borderline ground-breaking but the actual meat and potatoes of the app really deserve better hands. +"A Victoria's Secret gift you shou-, Bobby why are these ripped and covered in dry cum?","That was a awkward gift to mom, and I'll remember the relatives faces for the rest of my life..." +We're talking about people that already live in France. Denying their kids the right to an education with create a caste of completely uneducated and unintegrated people that will resort to crime. But I suppose that's exactly what Le Pen and her supporters want to see. Another argument I've seen made by her supporters is that they're already all a bunch of criminals anyway so it's ok. How hateful do you have to be to support these insane notions?,They won't be living in France for long +I think alola grimer looks better without the yellow stripe going up its face,Still looks like it's ate a jar of mustard +Use a wash cloth. You will notice a difference in how clean you smell at the end of the day versus just soaping yourself with the bar. Cloth removes a lot more grime and dirt than just water running over you,It boggled my mind when I found out my wife grew up not using a washcloth and didn't see the point. +When you're so fast you can run through a fissure,They really should upgrade the default *tick rate*; force staff'd people get melee'd all the time. +You didn't know about Ivanovic before 2014?,What +The mods are distracted. Post other Firaxis games.,Sweet Memberries! +"To be fair, her face will also get all saggy and wrinkly at a similar rate so the tattoo will at least be kind of accurate.","Yeah, that thought came to my mind, too." +"There's a line to get to his ass and, yet, his mouth is unoccupied. These bros lack initiative.",That ass must be truly magic then +You'll need a new wardrobe and a more aggressive attitude.,I will see you in the pit. +"If you want to be cynical about this, it makes sense that virtually every powerful entity on the face of the planet is trying to stop Trump in some way or another. Still doesn't make him anti-establishment. China just happens to be on the right side of the issue here.",Yeah coming from a country who fabricated and master minded the yuuuge climate change lie. +Donald Trump Has Told His Supporters To Stop Harassing Minorities,After a year and a half of publicly harassing them himself... +and fuck all will change.,Then we need to organise and use collective action +Wanting new furry friends I'm samurai. A mutt. I'm 20 a female and just looking for more active new faces to add to my furry chat. My kik is Samuraielune. Look me up and let's chat,Have a telegram account? +M56M56M56M56M56M56M56M56M56M56M56M56M56M56M56M56M56M56M56M56M56M56M56M56M56M56M56M56M56M56M56M56M56M56M56M56M56M56M56M56M56M56M56M56M56M56M56M56M56M56M56M56M56M56M56M56,"But hang on, what vehicle is this again?" +What? Why is that?,Because US is a day ahead of EU. +I've heard good things. Does it lean PG or PG-13? grounded or over-the-top? sci-fi or street-crime?,"PG-13 More grounded than any of the cartoons, less grounded than the original comic Both." +Upvoted for using could instead of should,"^ this, he's not actually being whiny, an actual suggestion" +"Only loadout u need is: A: Scattergun, Winger, Boston Basher (the BB can be replaced with stock and its reskins...the BB is just there for comp players.) B: Scattergun, Pistol, BB or stock/reskins Some youtube channels that make good tf2 related content: nate fox, muselk, aegis, ikonakona, uncle dane, funke, red robot, nst, scotjaw,",And NISLT +This is what drives me nuts. There's enough stuff to attack that asshole one and yet people are attacking him for following tax law and for tweeting memes. How about just stick to the times he acted like an asshole or some of his crazy policies.,"It's not that he followed the law that bothers me, it's that he has been so hypocritical about it, complaining about how poor people don't pay taxes while he himself didn't pay any either." +"Why everyone writes James Cameron's Alita, while the director is Rodriguez?",Because Rodriguez is not bankable director and James Cameron name itself will add millions to box office. +Self-deprivation is not the kind of suffering that is going to effect change.,"No successful revolutionary change has ever been completed without the participants experiencing self-deprivation of some sort or another, up to and including loss of life." +The Carrier Deal is already having a HUGE impact on the 2020 Election...Trump won't even have to campaign.,Trump will be too busy winning in 2020 to campaign. +Patriotic giant,I dun get it +Trump on Russia sanctions: 'We ought to get on with our lives',Like you let Obama get on with his life after he was elected? +Is that Hanzo shooting 2d chibi Assassin's Creed guys in Stormwind? What?,i hanjo +"Just because he said it, doesn't mean thats his position. I suggest asking some Trump supporters in real life. Few of us thought he would literally build a wall.","Wow, that's some Orwell-level doublespeak." +Everything they touch turns to skittles,"What if they were super touchy touchy with everyone, including you?" +What did I prove?,That you think your thoughts are superior. +Miller isn't a Wisconsin beer. You only think it is.,"Well it's brewed here sooo.... (I get what you mean, for the record)" +Skull tricking is so unbelievably scummy,Nah just dumb people who fall for it +Crazy MMAFighting UFC 205 preview show,"Ariel & the irish bringing another quality preview show, love it!" +Can't say because it is a bot,can you not summon it? +i dont see how maddox will be able to stop his ego from firing xawn after ep. 18,And every episode of Best Debate is going to sound like it's coming from the other side of a wall after that. +empty skies? Why do I keep being constantly being shot at from lolpods then?,Did you even read his post? +Tenth woman accuses Donald Trump of sexual misconduct,I think that's actually 13 but can't give them too much flak given how hard it is to keep track at this point +s/Hungary/Abbasid,magyar pls +It will when it becomes a Y,And a z +Welcome to Battlefield 1!,God I want those flame throwers so badly! +Which notes did you miss?,"The F, the A, and the G, ok." +My husband stole all the karma the other day. Here's the whole family!,"Wow, your husband has a funny looking Serena costume." +What episode is this?,"I haven't a clue, sorry :/" +Grow up Penguin.,Penguins can't grow when they are adults they stay the same height. +This coming from Fox News,name a top television news station that doesnt blatantly show bias. +Ravens D or Chiefs D?,Ravens +Huh reminds me of what my friend did,Wiped out his dick and peed on you? +High perception level,Could you elaborate? +"Well, there's your lack of muscle mass for one. Your inability to fight for two. Your asthma and severe myopia for three. I mean, I could go on, but what's the point.",That'd be s great burn if you knew anything about him. +No he wouldn't. Ryan still has the edge over him in every single category except TD's where he's behind by 1.,"He'd be in the conversation though, which still says a lot about how bullshit the anti Rodgers narrative is." +"If you do decide to stay in a room with one of those tubs, bring a dishwasher pod. Cleans the cum and pubic hair out of the jets, etc. MacGyver told me.",Maybe that's the reason OP wants to go +"Doesn't matter to me. They are 2 guys i've always wanted to see wrestle. Doesn't have to be for the title, but that's the only scenario i could think of that would make sense for them to fight.",I'd love to see it too but it absolutely shouldn't be for a title They can fight with a Monday Night Wars theme WCW vs WWE +"A midfield consisting of Sergio, Koke, Silva, and Iniesta? lol no chance",SQUAD not team +Dealing with female Trump supporters,Fake and gay +"The white balance is just different between the two phones. Screens between any 2 phones are often different, even if you put 2 Nexus 5Xs side by side they will probably differ somewhat. This looks very normal to me, the Nexus seems more accurate than the Moto G.","Yup, that Moto is pink." +Hines Ward removed his acl like you,Maybe that's actually Hines Ward +Alvarez on WOR -- The WWE have something big planned for Survivor Series Just listened to the latest episode. Alvarez claimed the WWE have something big planned for Sunday. Meltz didn't say much other than a 'yeah.' Take that as you will.,did they say it in a speculative way or confirmative way? +Just PMd you.,PM me too if it doesn't work out +"Nah sorry, I didn't think that you guys would take it that serious haha :D",Don't be a pussy OP +Read that sentence again.,Read the sentence that follows. +Largest rally of Hillary voters yet,##SUCH A LIVELY BUNCH +I just wasted 25 hours of my life to beat Platinum with only a level 97 Zubat,What pokemon would you like to see someone use to do something like this? +Korean girl bangs 5 guys in an alleyway,This is one of those snuff videos. +"xD Where you from, fam?","US, east coast" +"I would downvote the stupidity of Sharp. But I want discussion to be had. Sharp is an idiot, and Stafford is playing great as of today, and is playing deserving of a massive contract, he is pivotal to this team.",I posted *because* of the stupidity +Judge to woman in rape case: Why couldn't you just keep your knees together?,"Um, because she was being raped?" +US builds working theory on cause of Syrian airstrike,Bombs fall due to gravity? +Mexican police find van with homemade bazooka for launching drugs into U.S.,Punkin' Chunkin' during the off season? +This is over a year old.,Impressed with your abilities! +Why Hasn't Hillary Clinton Denounced The Violent Anti-Trump Riots?,You don't bite the hand (Soros) that feeds you or the riots... +"Until Chelsea Clinton discloses the fact that she's on the board of directors for TheDailyBeast, I don't think that site should be sourced here.",Why not be aware? +"Mike Pence, Donald Trump's running mate, told Congress in 2002: 'There is a growing list of facts that suggest Iraqi involvement not just in the events of 9/11, but perhaps ... even in the events and circumstances that led to the anthrax bacillus finding its way to Capitol Hill'",What a zionist cum-gurgling ass hat. +Who? I genuinly can't think of anyone I can't criticise,Lol +Agree. It's a smart move. No side benefits from riots.,Except maybe the side benefit of getting rid of the crooks in government? +What scary movies are you watching this Halloween?,A Adam Sandler film. +"Oh dear, I think you're confused... This is r/tardtales You're looking for r/tailtards",D-d-d-destruction! +Must be due to all that poetry by ee cummings,"I was just messing with you, I skipped an apostrophe in solidarity." +3422 degrees Celsius. That's hot.,"I came, I saw, I came." +McCoy gets in limited practice Wednesday,THUMBS UP! +Don't panic. You have plenty of time.,Know where your towel is. +For anyone not wanting to read the article I will summarize. EVGA tested a GTX 1070 FTW in their 30 degree ambient chamber and while the memory chips and VRM controller did get hot they are still within official specification and in no danger. EVGA will however be offering free thermal pads that reviewers and customers can apply to their cards. Starting October 24th you can contact them to receive the pads. They will be working with Toms Hardware to have a third party test done with the pads installed.,Do they give these thermal pads internationally? +You are living the live version.,Gotta go put some more Gatorade on the lawn. +First,I'm pretty sure I was first. +I find it hilarious we make great shops like this -- yet no Hillary supporter has tried to make it look like she wasn't tossed like a sack of potatoes into a van.,What are the odds one of her actual 200 supporters in America are great at Photoshop? +Maybe the scrotum is Nature's way of giving females a chance to display dominance by grabbing them.,"Carpe Scrotum, and their hearts and minds will follow." +'Kept me out of jail': Top DOJ official involved in Clinton probe represented her campaign chairman,No conflict of interest here. +"Hunters to Jungler/Assassin At first I was like so much work switching lanes and I can't even aim properly, then I started playing Ao Kunag and realized who need sustained damage when you could 2 shot their team, one by one.",I think you mean 1 shot. +This is just an edited version of the brexit post.,Which was an edited version of an MRI showing terminal cancer +"What is a game you want to play, but is exclusive to the console you don't have? Playstation are like the kings of console exclusives. The Last of Us Bloodborne God of War",i own xbox and ps but really want to play some nintendo games +Also we are guaranteed top 4 by end of the week. If my math is correct.,"Don't know why you're being downvoted, you're right." +3 #YPG forces killed and many others injured after the #Turkish air strikes on #Tal_Riffat,Is this air strikes happened today? +Immediately there's the water pump that needs completely replaced. That's just to get it running again. Running safely it needs a lot of work done with tire rods and other important but small parts. KBB lists it at $1k. Repair costs are nearly double that.,"What car is it, specifically?" +Satire?,Serious? +I haven't been to Toybox Birstro but their interior photos online look like a 10 year old's wet dream. Not exactly where I'd want to have a meal with the family on Thanksgiving.,"I understand that, I'm just saying that there are definitely better places." +This is no joke. It's usually among younger people who have dick measuring contests who knows more about technology and shit.,Flashing their epeens at eachother to see whose is bigger +"I'm judging you on your cruel response to a person who may be losing their widowed grandma. If you care about cats more hey man I guess it's about perspective, right?",my dogs arent here illegally...plain and simple +"I have one, ordered on Oct 17th, received Oct 28th.",what date were u projected to get it? +Then what's the free-mumia movement all about,"If you knew, then why did you ask?" +"That Boris Johnson only supported Brexit because thought it would be best for his political career. Turned out he actually didn't believe in Brexit, even wrote an article against Brexit but the fucker actually went and won the referendum. Cameron's out of the hot seat and Boris is plotting his next move to be Prime Minister. Total fucking cunt",Some House of Cards shit +Pence denies he's said 'Putin is a better leader' than Obama,and here we thought there wasn't a bigger liar than donald trump +"Youve just died and enter heaven, St Peter says you get a personal heaven tailored how you want. What is your heaven?",A world without religion +Every Donald Trump Sniff from the Debate,"That explains a lot, clearly he's having a difficult time supplying oxygen to his brain" +"Shut it, you Liverpudlian faggot.",I'm from London thanks. +This thread gave me a good laugh since I had to study Spanish for five years as a kid.,"Haha, I did German instead which is why I don't know this stuff I don't even think my school taught Spanish at the time (I know they do now though)" +This guy is the guy that turns brave axe wielding nords into sneaky archers.,Or they could run like a pussy like what I do every time. +LEAKED HILLARY EMAIL WILL SURELY END HER CAMPAIGN!!! TO THE TOP!!!,Bringing all the isis refugees confirmed +"My class did this as well. We did get away with it. It's a shame, we were so mad we probably could have used a good disciplinary force to teach us the madness of our ways. I'm an upstanding citizen now, of course, however, I can't say that about the other lads.","Once mad, always a lad" +"What you need to understand, OP, is that this isn't about you. There are parents who understand that their adult children are sexually active and leave it be, and there are parents who just can't stomach the idea of their children, even 20 year old children, having sex. This is really an issue between your SO and her mom, so don't try to mediate or meddle. But also don't think that this is because you rap on the side or anything. This was always going to be her reaction.","Hey daughter you should leave him, cause his flow's so fire I can't trust you anymore, so from sex you will retire If you don't, I'll turn his bangers and mash into spaghetti Cause you won't be havin sex till I say you're ready -Shitty poem by Mom 2016" +"MotorTrend's criticisms of the M4 have been that the throttle response is bad (you have to mash the pedal to get any boost on normal and it's on a hair trigger on //M mode), steering feel is non-existant, engine noise is bizarrely bad, and overall it's less fun, just as capable, and barely more luxurious than an Camaro","Luckily there's a third throttle setting right between, sport is perfect." +"uhhhhhh... no, more like a double positive","oops, I really thought I knew what that word meant" +"Warning vs. American Idiot vs. 21st Century Breakdown vs. Revolution Radio - best self-titled single? Just like the title says, what do y'all consider to be the best self-titled lead song of each of the following? I honestly think Revolution Radio might be the best. American Idiot is one of their best albums, but I feel like the self-titled track is one of the weakest on the album. 21st Century Breakdown and Warning are very solid though.","AI, and it's not even close." +Today,Earth-42 Team Flash +"My D Line. Ron Rivera. Jack Del Rio. BoB. With probably Bowles and Zimmer LBs O Line. Mularky at TE, Andy Reid and BA as Tackles, McCarthy and Quinn at guard with Rex Ryan at center. And I'm taking the ex-Miami Dolphin QB JASON GARRETT",Why wouldn't Rivera be linebacker? +"Nope. Can't handle this level of meme magic. I'm out, boys.","Yeah, I was all in for shitposting and playfully calling him the god emperor, but I'm a little scared now." +I got told off for saying he looks like ass. I forget you're not allowed to voice facts and opinions on Reddit.,Please don't confuse your opinions with facts. +Don't touch me madafucka,im a beast im a dog im the motherfuckin problem +They fucking planned this?,I'm not sure what's worse. +"And that's perhaps the best outcome for our country -- a Trump defeat, followed by a Clinton impeachment, giving us 4 uneventful and boring years of a Tim Kaine Presidency where absolutely nothing gets done except some center-left SCOTUS appointments.","I don't know, 4 years of board politicians might be a nice chance of pace after the last 8 years, we might actually get something done.." +the frame rate hurts my eyes.,Runs at 24ish fps on base PS4 +It's not uncommon.,Is it common for people to hunt socialized animals? +They can't see waist down anyway,"she looks a lot like Allie Sin, I miss her lol" +"Nurses save lives 4 a living. We also LOVE our country, but @HillaryClinton says we belong in a #BasketOfDeplorables",Some of the replies to that tweet is pure cancer. +Who in this room do you most trust?,Myself +"I got one a while back with hidden hand and last resort, I usually play with it more than my trials or event horizon in 3's just because my friends suck and I'm usually the last one alive a lot.","I'd kill to have one with Shortgaze and Hidden Hand, I wouldn't even care what the other perks were LOL" +"You can't just say, 'bankruptcy' and expect anything to happen.","He knows, that's why we're witnesses." +"Actually, it would say human trapped in a man's body if it were referring to me. `fsck`.",Your OS has microaggressions. +The look of a defeated man No morals No principles,No dignity +So what exactly does this mean?,according to the article if i read that right is that its still kinda illegal but police won't care unless you have other worse illegal stuff going on +"Weird that your GPS app is off. I suggest using OC Bus Tracker, works perfectly.",Thx for tip! +Your fist in Anokuu's pu$$y. I know your dirty guilt. Anokuu says she wants you to do anal.,for fucks sake man u can go kys now +I don't know honestly. I'm an independent.,But she will run against her own father? +You can rewind it.,That's too hard! +dont you need a lvl75 character first to use the boost or was that only to make a Demon Hunter?,boost is for any level character. +Maybe it's an inside joke to them? Maybe he just procrastinates when he should be doing the dishes? There is nothing cringy here. Its a nice cake.,I like all of the bullshit people immediately assume and generalize about for pictures like this. +Robespierre owns.,He that lives by the guillotine shall be guillotined. +Rather big toilet if you ask me,"The joke is that since we're not in a toilet, the toilet must be so huge we can't even see the exit." +Honestly it just feels like a scam at this point.,It was never not a scam. +"$5 for breakfast? What is that, half a bagel and a banana peel?",That's a lox spread bagel (toasted) with a canned beverage in the Bay Area. +"EvE is dead....... leaving messege to an old game. This game has gave me good memories but unfortunately that has come to a close, as for alot of people behind me they leave due to the games stagnant stature. Same bureaucratic shitlords sitting on the top, middle and even bottom also with so much decline in numbers within the game of active players/wars. The bullet point is that this games community kills the game matched with no severe changes to the game apart from re-balancing ships or adding stuff instead of changing the core game engine or upgrading to a better engine to make those glossy eve adverts a reality. All that aside i bid farewell to all my close friends in the game and wish this community all the best. o7",Please stop posting. +"Without revealing your age, what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?",The huge NYC blackout in 2003 +One more liberal judge will do the trick.,Then I shudder to think what will happen if Crazy-Trump makes the Supreme Court choices... Yikes! +"No need to make a thread, because the answer is University Tavern.",YES +"Update to Rule 8 So as some of you may have seen, we were asking for community opinion on an update to our Rule 8 as we believe it may be too much. Thanks to the community, we have come to a decision, and it will be as such from now on. The current system is one month between reposts, or 10% price reduction. The new rule will be 2 weeks WITHOUT price drop. If you wish to repost before that 2 weeks, you may drop the price 10% **OR** $25. Whichever is less. This rule is effective immediately, if you have any questions as to how it works, drop a comment and let us know. Any feedback is appreciated.",<3 mods +is this guy really a moderator?,The same mod who removed both posts +Now would be a good time for our bench to go super Saiyan.,Or literally anything at all. +"I partially agree. I don't see the point in not rezzing. I would personally say hey, don't stand in the fire, it makes it really hard to keep up with everything and give them a couple chances. Then, they get relegated to my HoT. Unless it's unavoidable damage,If they can't stay up with just the HoT and an occasional heal, I'm not gonna push myself to keep them alive. Sometimes, letting people die makes things go smoother. But making them run back just makes things take longer. (Unless they're a dick, then screw them.)","That's exactly my point, it would be MUCH more beneficial for the healer to just say hey, don't stand in that stuff rather than you died cause you're dumb so you can walk back" +"This guy got 2.5 years of prison time for entirely nothing. He several times violated protest rules as an individual protester, which is just an administrative offensive. I put violated into quotes, because it's doubtful he violated anything in the first place, individual protests don't require permission in Russia. But if you violate protest rules more than twice in 180 days, it's a crime according to new insane law.",Those activists in Crimea(I believe local deputies that were protesting against illegal bars and amusement parks that were blocking the beach) are put in prison and sentenced for nothing either lol +haha spending on hated west? what about the hated russia and china from the western countries? they are also blaming them for hacking elections in the USA and Brexit yea its allways the russians...,Nobody is screaming hate towards Russia and going there to enjoy free time... Russian state officials say how bad west is and how patriotic they are while their families live abroad and they themselves go abroad whenever possible .. lol +"* Roberto Gonzales. In late 2015, after BFZ had been released, and before any other spoilers for OGW had been posted, Gonzales posted pics of the full-art Raymond Swanland Wastes, new Kozilek, and Mirrorpool on either his twitter or tumbler. I forget witch. Anyway, he posted them as Hey guys, check out how fake these are. And got a 3 year ban for it. WotC eventually downgraded it to a 1 year ban, but it was still some heavy-handed corperate bullshit. * Zach Jesse had his DCI account hit with a ~40 year ban, and had his MTGO account locked by WotC. That all happened because some other salty pro got beat by ZJ, so he decided to dig up ZJ's past and throw it out there for the community to discuss.","I'm still pretty upset by the way the Zach Jesse debacle was handled, but we're not allowed to talk about that." +Thousands of Facebook users check into Standing Rock to confuse police monitoring pipeline protest,"Or they could have you know, just not checked in...because Facebook check ins are really helping this situation" +Be as brutal as possible,Malcolm X & Beaker's lovechild. +Today was a good day for NC. Ayy lmao.,What's it like in silver? +cringy as fuck,lol it is +"If you actually make the trek into Boston I've been to the Bleacher Bar inside of the monster at Fenway for a Bills game and its a great atmosphere...plenty of specials, good time all around","Haven't been to Bleacher Bar for a game, but The Harp is dope as fuck because they play 'Shout' after we score." +I hate how people at the gym thinks I'm not making progress and not doing much when I lost 90 lbs! I'm lucky to be maintaining my less than 100 lb bench =(,Do people come up at say this to you? +New sales? Now that the Halloween sale is over does anyone know when/what the new sale is? Thanks!,Rockstar has traditionally kept these *closely guarded secrets* exclusive to only a handful of people on Twitter and Newswire. +"Also, where the fuck did his claw go?","Can probably replace it with a normal mech hand, those things are a dime a dozen in overwatch" +Pretty much how it works. It's called an alibi.,you have to have a case first. +"How's your life buddy? Well he's never been in a drunken fight with his own son, can walk without tearing a quad and can still move so... Probably pretty good?",And Meltzer is fucking JACKED. +"But she represent her Office and is de facto the Person who is in Charge, she is the Person who is responsible for what her Offfices are doing. She can't trust this People and should leave this Place.","And the moment someone else fills the position, they'll be in Koike's shoes, and therefore should leave just as she did?" +"Who has the lowest chance to make an appearance today? I don't have slots to start them all. Diaz, Chapman, Oh, Dyson, Colome, Thornburg",Would have to say Thornburg. +Or snopes.,Snopes is pretty good. +Straight married men are for sex only. Not relationships.,straight married men don't fuck men. +"This so much, it's so aggravating waiting at zero to spawn in the forward spawn only to have the point taken and be forced to spawn at the rear spawn, I wouldn't mind looking at a counter that was still ticking but staring at 0 is infuriating","Huh, spawning at forward spawn on defense is usually a death sentence." +"Despite the oohing and aahing, Memory of Radegast sucks, and here's why... We've all seen the youtube videos of some folks geeking out and having fun bouncing back any kind of attack they can think of. However, the Memory of Radegast actually is terribly implemented and.. it frankly sucks. I'll stop short of saying it blows, but it's so not worth using. . First, it gives you a bit of extra sword ammo, okay. Not important because of the following problem(s). . It sucks for one reason: Whatever it bounces back takes exponentially more from your ammo than it actually does in damage to any targets. I took it on the Dread to patrol and test out. I tried it on a number of things. Here are the problems with using it: . Taking any kind of damage at all will instantly drain your ENTIRE stock of ammo reserves. I went from 70 sword ammo to zero sword ammo in about 1/2 a second by taking an ogre eye blast. I didn't even bounce it back and do any damage. I just lost all my heavy in the blink of an eye. The level of damage I took to drain that entire sword ammo capacity was miniscule considering I could stand there in full gaze of the ogre's beam without doing anything for at least 5-10 seconds without worry of death, but the sword breaks instantly. . I tried using it against centurions up where they spawn from the drop ships. 5 centurions hitting me all at the same time only bounced back a small amount of damage, half of which missed its target the other half of which barely tickled the captain's shields (he had about 80% shields left) before my sword broke from lack of ammo That lasted all of 2 to 2.5 seconds on several different tries. . The ONLY mobs that this bounce back incoming damage perk even worked was for the lowest level hive horde. You know, the ones you can melee in 1 hit and stand there ignoring most of the time? Even then the only reason the sword didn't break right away was because their incoming damage was so low that what bounced back didn't even amount to 10% of their health bars. This STILL rapidly drained the sword while I stood there experimenting because holding block on your sword drains ridiculously fast. While it was in no risk of breaking the sword due to excessive incoming damage, it was a waste of time because it would never come close to a fart in the wind compared to ONE single bullet of whatever primary you used. . What about crucible, you might ask? You only get so much ammo per heavy brick in crucible. You have to block with the sword to bounce back. You'll get only a few seconds of blocking to use before you're out. You would have to be omniscient to know exactly when to block and when to already have your heavy out, and even then ANY kind of attack you bounce back would be your only attack. You'd be out of ammo after that. Assuming the Deus ex Machina kicked in and you miraculously perfectly blocked at the right time, also accounting for the significant network lag lately, you just aren't going to get anything done with the reflect perk. . **TL&DR**: Any minor incoming damage drains your entire stock of heavy ammo with NOTHING to show for it. It's utterly worthless in PvE, and almost entirely useless in PvE outside of pre-scripted and pre-coordinated stunts. The only thing it does is up your sword ammo count at the expense of making your sword ammo go away instantly every time you use it.",Well your first problem was not using memory of felwinter +whoa,"Keanu, is that you?" +Is Israel controlled by Jews?,"That's very impressive work young men, but everybody knows that Egyptians are black." +Half of Reddit is sucking Castro's dick right now.,I imagine it's a bit gamey but probably an easier sell to call it free ranged. +"3rd time Fiora's don't know their own damage potential, Olaf counters Fiora, and IWD probably should have ganked top again just to be sure Hash still had a lead after his death. No seriously, the fact that IWD ignored top after all that was a really bad idea.",uhm dude you are either a really bad troll or just completely delusional +Peach is so annoying to play against said the lasercamping Fox.,"Well I mean, there are times when almost every character seems annoying." +"He wouldn't. He would just spin around in it, barreling through the guards.",I don't think he could lift the boulders. +"My thought is that the Borg Queen figures the Federation is a problem. Bigger than their tech distinctiveness. Much like the Founders want to dominate, so do the Borg through their Queen (a mistake, imo, of convenience to make a story work rather than any need to have a true Queen such as her, but that's a side point.) So kill 'em in the past, no Federation, tada, problem solved. One wonders how the Dominion and the Borg would get along... or be assimilated... could you imagine a Changeling Borg? Or Jem'Hadar one? Somebody write this. :)","An aside, I kinda disliked the addition of a Queen Borg; I liked the idea that they were a collective that assimilated and forced conformity without a distinctive leader." +"If the passive Vacuum range stays nerfed to 6m and the Carrier vacuum range stays the same, then Carrier Prime.",*5m +What do you think of Pepe the frog being declared a hate symbol?,Kek +Jesus would probably forgive you.,I'm not really sure what the point is that you're trying to make here. +They're actively trying to stop conservatives however.,"People who kill people over bullshit religion is fine, but people disagreeing with a feminist is a tragedy and must be cracked down on." +"Vancouver will always be a preferred place for people to get their money out of China. The 15% tax will become an accepted extra cost of getting money out. - Overheard at a party last Sunday If this is true prices will not drop to affordable prices, ever.",The only question I have is when are we going to 50%? +Hmm.. interesting. Noted. I assumed most people would at least know about the film. Sorry for the assumption.,I only heard about it after Trump mentioned the case again last week or whenever it was (very recently). +"The Mayor's daughter vs the ground... Nah, how about Matilda vs faulty ejection seats",Sydney vs a space colony +Sure. We'll see what happens :),"He's putting up LT numbers, LT is an all time great but Bell will never be the GOAT unless he plays till like 40 to get the volume stats, something his glass knees and crippling weed addiction will never allow." +Yelling hentai on the bus with this weeb's friend group I'm a freshman and this week i was sitting alone on the bus (surprise surprise) and this 6th Grader and like 4 8th Graders start talking about anime. It isn't too bad just some naruto or some shit and all of a sudden this weeb shouts out HENTAI IS THE BOMB! I was so fucking confused. I'm internally laughing my ass off and thinking about how I'm gonna post this on Reddit (wow so cool of me). Anyways they literally start pulling up hentai on their phone and showing each other while I was just waiting to get off the bus. Luckily my stop wasn't to far away. Please excuse me while I wash my eyes out with bleach.,You read like subreddit simulator. +"4 teachables per week on 27? (5x3 survivors and 4x3 killers) so the odds are 4*1/27 at worst, 10-15 weeks is an if you're not lucky scenario",It was a joke.... +"any tips to pull a knot thats attached with silicone? always thought it would pull right out, but dat sumbitch is in der good!",Pull harder. +Two of the worst system songs,Nothing wrong with a power ballad man. +The only thing I second guess is humanity.,thats too bad. +One iOS update benefit - more room in the notification bubbles.,How can you even have that many emails? +"I couldn't figure that out, either. I feel he resembles something much closer to a politician.",He was an anti politician if anything. +Your attractive cousin gave you an open mouth kiss. What do you do?,Back away and be like Sorry Harry but I'm straight and we're related +Because giraffes run over lions?,Did he stutter? +The other half of this sub doesnt listen to logic,"Which is quite sad, they should work on the last hat&ai's hat etc and ZIS instead of this 'super ee' which we have done already" +If Vikings had power tools,Fire it up pussy. +What's the best 2 song mash-up song you've ever heard?,You reposted in the wrong neighborhood +"Unfortunately, the losers in life have as much of a vote as the winners. In fact, they have just elected Trump, caused Brexit. Perhaps we should start listening to them?",fair point.... +It isn't but they have money...,"So did Milan originally, or Liverpool when they started to decline." +that's not an explanation of the difference. explain the difference,Well it's obviously that he is a man and she is a woman +"I'd like to question: is Clinton's ground game actually that good? I live in Denver and the only voter contact we've had was a canvasser from the Bernie Sander's campaign. I see very few voter signs in people's yards, only a few more campaign bumper stickers on the freeway. For contrast, in 2012 I saw far more Romney stickers driving around than I've seen Clinton ones this year. The only presidential sign I've seen within three blocks of my house was a Trump sign, and I live in a primarily working class Hispanic/Asian neighborhood with a notable Muslim minority demographic. This area should be Disneyland for Hillary Clinton. My wife is a registered Democrat who caucused for Bernie Sanders, but no one from the campaign has contacted her to ask who she plans to vote for (Hillary of course, but wouldn't they want to at least cross her name off a list?) By contrast, we'd had many contacts by the Obama campaign in both their '08 and '12 iterations by this point in the cycle. Obama signs and bumper stickers were ubiquitous, as were McCain and Romney ones. I can only see two possibilities here. Either Clinton believes Colorado is already in the bag for her and is spending resources elsewhere or...her ground game is only considered great because her opponent's is non-existent. I guess we'll find out on Tuesday, but this is going to be a much tighter win for Hillary than she expected.",I live in Michigan and go to MSU and I can tell you that the Clinton campaign is VERY active here and around Lansing +Which university?,Michigan State! +Morning Roundtable - 9/18 You can use this thread to discuss whatever is on your mind or share news articles or off topic things that would otherwise not be posted to the sub.,Ugh Priebus is back onto the crowd sizes = votes BS +ANTI-DRUG BRAVE BRIGHT MAKE SCHOOL brains good STRONG CHOICES CONTROL SMART SAY 'no',I cant even tell what order thats supposed to be in +"You haven't heard of the other cases of insanity such as a kid being arrested for a lego figure gun or the one that was expelled for a pop tart gun? Gun owners are obviously considered second class citizens (if not 5th class) in this country & seem unwanted by 99% of the govt. If they don't want us,fine,i could care less....i hate politicians & the current system.but don't come after me with armed men when i refuse to participate in your system.","There was a meme flying around that had a cloud shaped as a gun and so all the kids were expelled for X days... It's funny because 1 would think that's absurd, but KIDS HAVE BEEN EXPELLED FOR MAKING A POPTART SHAPED GUN" +Mercedes autonomous cars will protect occupants before pedestrians,Cross post to /rage +"Bomb Shelter or Green House? Looking at my budget and trying to decide. I live in a cold climate, so from September to April, I can't grow any food. I'm trying to decide between spending money on an underground shelter, or a fairly large green house. What do you all think is more important and why?",Greenhouse. +you`re my hero of the day. thank you! (smiles & giggles),STOP SMILING! +The state needs to be split 55 electoral votes is too much.,Urbanites have disproportionate control over rural areas too. +What was wrong with GTA5 or MP3?,GTA V was a few years late and does not support mods very well. +"Despite what liberals claim, Trump is not misogynistic nor is he anti-gay rights (partially). He is not completely anti-abortion. He supports abortion in cases of rape and sexual assault. Any arguments put forth by liberals drawing on these two points are invalid. It *is* worrying that he is decreasing funding for Planned Parenthood. Another concerning, and IMO major, issue is his stance on climate change and his move to go forward with establishing the Keystone pipeline. All in all, as someone who originally supported Bernie and was neutral about Hillary, Trump isn't as demonic as he appears to be.","His tax plan, immigration policy, foreign policy, healthcare policy, education policy, and trade policy are all pretty bad (speaking as a liberal) and are far from Bernie's policies (with the possible exception of trade)." +When were you the most creeped-out by another player's actions in an online game?,One dude in some mobile game asked me where I lived +"I think that's true, but on the same hand, if he was running against Biden, Sanders, Kaine, etc... I can picture the exact same scenario taking place. It's really a hatred of progressivism and the left in general that's the main fuel, not a single individual.",You hit the nail on the head. +"Aside from wins, how do we like TB12's chances of breaking two other QB records? I'm thinking specifically about passing yards and passing touchdowns. Right now he trails Manning by 11,000 yards in the former and 89 in the latter. How many feel as though he has a realistic shot at either of these? Three games left in this season, and if he were to play an additional two seasons (and physically, I gotta say he looks very pliable right now) then it would seem like he has a decent chance.","If we're being honest here, I think Brees will own the passing yards record when he retires." +i wish danny updated his own snapchat more often,*ever +Eva Marie,Stunning! +"News: if you drop your phone to the floor, it will break.",Can confirm: dropped a Nokia; floor broke. +Gillette for razors and shavers.,I'll take a DE safety razor over a Mach3 any day. +my dick has never felt so yuge,Noice! +Tobias fate insane fart on stream. Front page.,Tobias Fate 1shotting the back creeps with INSANE EQ combo Front page 3400 updoots +Jimmie Johnson Lowe's Christmas Inflatable,BOOM +Interesting shot. The moment I captured my friend lowside off of the road at ~70mph and hit a couple of trees. Ended up having to get life flighted. His full gear helped tremendously. It was complete rider error and we laugh about it now.,"I found his problem, his foot isn't on his peg!" +How a Guy with a Pepe the Frog Tattoo Feels Now That He Has a Hate Symbol on His Hand,feelsbadman.jpg +Hillary Clinton Says She Doubts Trump 'Has Ever Read The Constitution',"I he has read it, he clearly didn't understand what he read." +That soap is dangerously close to his eye,its also pretty much in his mouth +...I think you are mixing up Marshall and Lloyd. Unless Lloyd has BPD and I have never heard that,He has BPD too. +Who was better please?,"Coutinho got man of the match and scored, he was obviously the better player that game" +"Obama Presser on CBS: 'The information discovered in the Wikileaks emails, may be uncomfortable or embarrassing. But they were pretty routine, nothing illegal' --- SO, I GUESS RIGGING PRIMARIES IS NOW LEGAL in OBAMA'S BANANA REPUBLIC",If they were routine how did they influence the election then? +"Will they come after hand sanitizer next? People offer that stuff to me all the time and I'm like You just saw me wash my hands, why would I need that too?",There's no such thing as too much Purell! +When your sixty year old neighbors whip out a T_D meme at the neighborhood Christmas party,60 something +I'm excited about.... EVERYTHING!!!!!!!,"When STR SSJ Bardock gets a rebirth, his SA quote better be EVERYTHING!" +"My biggest concern for this game is that the playerbase is ALREADY dwindling. When the game plays smooth it's probably one of my favorite CoDs. I am really enjoying it and can see myself playing for a while. However, I'm genuinely concerned the playerbase on this game is going to be very low. It's already very low in sales compared to previous CoD's. Combine that with the online connection issues and I fear it will become a ghost town. I'm already finding longer than average waits for certain gamemodes like FFA, where in other games there's never a wait. Even this subreddit is fairly low and not that active. The game was certainly not as well received as previous CoD's and I can see it just completely falling off in a few months.","Until they fix their game, it's not going to do well and the player base will continue to decline." +"No. The church will never advocate for or against a candidate directly. They would lose their tax exempt status, something they are careful never to jeopardize. The Des News did run an editorial calling on Trump to resign after his pussy video came out.",The church's personal newspaper however can endorse anyone and not have it reflect the church's opinions. +No. You have reading comprehension issues and a need to move the goalposts when you're shown to be wrong. Sorry about your luck.,What goal post was moved? +the title of this post keeps making me giggle because it just sounds like someone making a mouthless puppet say english words with bad grammar We havin' the bestest words!,"No, you're the puppet!" +"I wonder if you timed it right if you could assassins creed style assassinate someone in this game from the roof. Provided the enemy back is turned and you're able to fall right behind them, I wonder if the melee kill animation would stop you from dying from the fall.",I got someone off the cliff in Sinai desert like this +What happened to all the free enterprise rhetoric?,Goes out the window when it works against you. +Bettman in the booth! We'll see what he says,There will not be a lockout this year! +"Does anyone have experience transferring from a four year university to a community college? I really hate school and I don't really care for the social aspect of it (I prefer to be by myself playing piano or drawing, I have three friends at home and while I like meeting new people I don't love going to parties or school clubs or anything). I don't even know what I want to major in. I want to take classes in community college and maybe get my associate's there or just take more gen eds so I can reenroll somewhere else. I'm a junior at my school and probably ~40 credits away from graduating with a degree in comparative literature but A) I feel miserable at this school and B) I don't want to put myself 30k more in debt just for that degree especially if I won't have the grades to get into grad school. Have you guys done this/know anyone who has? It seems like the best option for me but my parents aren't sold since my cousin did the same thing and ended up dropping out of college entirely.","It's a long road, but it sounds like it'll be a decent option." +Good. Let's take back all of the terminology back from these parasites who wants to hijack this hobby.,Normies get out ReeeeeEEEEEEEEE +Republicans : We don't want SpaceX investigating its own rocket accidents,If he's eventually putting people in these things and one of them just exploded - I think that's their concern. +"Immediate takeaway.. Yes, I would say Trump is a lot better at dealing with corruption than Clinton. Fixing it... not so much, but dealing with it for his own advantage? Absolutely :)",his whole life he was the corruptor +share the pics!,"I've never shared anything before, so don't know how, and I'm lazy =p" +You wouldn't say that about an ugly fat girl you insecure hypocritical prick.,You look pretty shitty. +"Gurriel isn't as good as Moncada, but Moncada got over 60MM. For Gurriel to get just 22MM is nuts.","moncada was producing at an elite level when he was 18 in Cuba, this guy was decent not elite until this last season" +White people.,Lol +"which profession seems like your looks and appearance don't matter, but in reality they do ?",Almost every single one. +"Is there any way to get the $250k bonus now? I couldn't get online while the promotion was going on, so would it be possible to still get it now?",Easy: just change the date of your PC/console to October 29th +NEXT IPHONE TO HAVE NO CAMERA HUMP BY REMOVING CAMERA,It might be the HTC A9 2! +"To be honest, I don't see the point in this. It adds nothing to gameplay or functionality. If you want to title someone, just do it as part of their name, problem solved.","Except there is a character limit, and it's pretty restrictive." +"they are both are very smart, they just post stupid things on reddit 99% of the time",Who cares if they're smart if they write like 12 year olds (no offence Vaxei) +President Obama says GOP 'stood by' while Donald Trump happened,Looks like they could have benefited from some extreme vetting of their potential candidates +Good!,...but my equality! +Bret Hart buries Seth Rollins (...again) on Booker T's podcast,"Bret, I love you, but you need to stop!" +Are they doing a final two this year?!!!,One can hope! +Sur ou hors de la glace?,"Je parlais de hors de la glace, des commentateurs et analystes qu'on entend de nos jours." +It's all just political theater for her. She knows for a fact he can not release the evidence of an ongoing investigation.,"And that's good, it keeps the American people in a state of paranoia of not wanting to vote for a crooked P.O.S." +"Yup. I've been eyeing it for a while, but...eh, it will take a long way to the top to rock'n'roll. I'm basically being paid peanuts. One of the reasons I'm trying to PP is to get some passive income :D",Make sure you fit a kill warrant scanner! +"2 wins vs 15 losses! This tavern brawl was supposed to be fun, but OMFG.... Typically what happens is; Opponent plays a minion on a board with 2 of my minions and 1 of his. It triggers the Blessing of Kings on his minion. My turn. Play a minion, it triggers (true story) Blessing of Kings. On his minion! I am not the greatest Hearthstone player. But this tavern brawl is 90% RNG. My RNG is insane, for some reason, my minions ALWAYS selfdestruct as soon as they hit the board. From the 2 games 1, the second was only because my opponent left even though he was winning. The first was a win where I actually had a decent amount of luck. Probably a little more then my opponent. That is 1 game in 17 games where luck was in my favor. If I would get a dollar for every time a random damage spell killed my own minions... I would have somewhere around 350 dollar.",This brawl is a rage-fest from experience +I disagree with that. The worst is Krul imo. He just doesnt work well with his Reno condition.,Lol are you high?Krul is good. +Yeah they just got bought out by a big company (Walmart?) to compete with Amazon.,"Thank you, I didn't know that." +"Granted, but they already had big cities a hundred years ago.",Not sure how this relates to what I was saying. +All the textures are place holders until I come up with better models for the sides.,Okay then. +No! It is intelligently and lovingly designed by God,Forgot the +"I work with someone from England and she just came back with a few bags of Digestives. They weren't bad, chocolate and sweet, but can't the name be changed?",Ask Mcvitie's! +"This is exactly what has happened to the Lions this year. I blame our OC some, but Riddick can't run between the tackles to save his life. Neither can Washignton. And the only times we bring Zenner in is when we are going to run him right up the middle. And despite being propped by a killer pass attack, we have one of the worst (bottom 5 by several metrics) run games in the NFL.","No, you can't blame JIM BOB COOTER" +And people wonder why emergency hospital staff never get holidays off,Stupidity doesn't TAKE holidays! +"What should I buy , fallout 4 with season pass or black ops 3 with season pass By the way , my friends don't play neither black ops 3 nor fallout 4","I would most definetly choose fallout 4, much more bang for your buck if you ask me" +Being able to open crafting log while crafting When will this be a thing?,I wish..... +Is the game worth getting? Well from the title is the game worth getting and when does the origin black firday sale ends,Yes +"I think the highs are also subjective. Like, I understand intellectually that it's very cool to watch someone grow up and become a real person, but it's not even on my top 10 list of things I really want to do.","I already watched someone turn into an adult firsthand, why do I need to do it again?" +"The reason anyone is noticing or talking about Kaepernick is because the media has made it a point to show video of what he's doing over and over again and keep on trying to make it into a story. And I see what you're saying about when you're watching a game on TV, but I believe the etiquette is only really for when you're actually at an event where the anthem is playing. Imagine watching the Olympics at home and having to stand everytime the US won gold haha",I'm willing to bet most people that are at the Olympics don't stand for the anthems either. +Trump: I will ask Congress to repeal Obamacare,"If it didn't happen the 67 other times, it wont happen the 68th." +"Just because new PC sales are falling, doesn't mean people are not upgrading their PCs.","But that is true, there is absolutely no good reason to upgrade any Intel CPU that is less than 5 years old unless you want to spend some money on new hardware just for the sake of it." +Right question for us...wrong sub for him.,"Well, maybe he is really into server porn." +The show has gotten critical acclaim and for someone that young to have a show that is critically acclaimed is rare in the film/tv industry. That is the *only* reason why she's famous.,She's also a daughter of two highly lauded artists with possible nepotism that that got her into the industry +What did your parents almost name you?,My mom wanted my name to be Julian Diamond. +Finn and Poe's Excellent Adventure,Adventure Time with Poe and Finn +Isn't it a crime to shoot a federal agent?,"Not if you're taking an idiom literally, there's an exemption for that." +"tbh facebreakers are grossly overrated (maligaros craposity gloves are even worse). the reason reddit need it to reach passable multi is because they buy bad jewels (or they don't buy them at all). noKappa. also unique gloves are trash because of essence of insanity gloves, voidbringer isn't even BiS for vaal spark anymore. buff essence of insanity to 25% imo","Yes, I'm sure most of the top-tier players in the game are favoring Facebreakers because they don't know how to play around jewels correctly." +"The Same To You Doubled, Robert Sheckley","Holy uncanny valley, Batman!" +"That seems to be suppliers opinion as well.. It is quite sharp, any ideas for dealing with that? Other than: Grow a pair Gloves Give it to your wife/ sister/ daughter to shoot Your mom.",Throw a rail section on in front of it with an afg if it bothers you that much. +"But have 62 fire res, 49 light res, 39 cold res and 83 life.",Had +What Asian women really think of black men,She seems nice. +I got only lime i can add with it crimson painted witch hat if u want and i will add very rare for a key,If op doesn't take it I'd do certified aviator dark matter for the lime chakrams. +Official Preseason Game Thread: Baltimore Ravens @ New Orleans Saints ...,The Ravens D was all along the Hightower. +This guy's probably not getting hired. So looking for a new tech at work and I got to sit in on the interview. Guy seemed nice enough and we got down to to the usual standard questions. Me:Do you have any experience imaging machines? Interviewee: Oh yeah of course. I've done that a lot in the past Me:What have you used to image machines? Interviewee: Mostly Snipping tool That was all that I needed to hear. The search continues.,Ghost all the way. +2a. Can't build nuke plant due to environmental regulations.,The New California Republic scoffs at your regulations; our flag has a two headed bear on it! +I'm not a hardcore player I'm level 34 Does not compute Does not compute Does not compute,it all depends on what you consider hardcore I will be level 32 by the end of the event and I do not play much maybe an hour a day if I am lucky ... if someone has been playing from the start I can see how they can be level 34 at this point not being hardcore ... on the other hand 700k dust and 1 million xp in a week is pretty hardcore in my opinion +"I didn't mention them, but you did. Do you get paid for every uber/lyft reference you make?","Oh, my bad, you clearly were referencing some other totally different thing when talking about fingerprints again, gotcha." +As much as I love this video this wasn't for Hillary voters. This was for Romney voters in 2012.,I see it as more of a response to any idiots who claim they're going to abandon their country at the slightest turning of the tide. +We seriously go through this every time my dad discovers a new feature on his phone that he can use to be peak dad.,my dad did this when he discovered emojis every now and then he sends me a text with nothing in it but spiders and poop +"Not a very good pollster, the race is almost certainly narrower, but still any good news, I will take.",*poll comes out with Clinton +7* .... *the race is narrowing* wut +I was confused at first but then I read your user name and laughed. You've got my up vote.,up_____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________vote. +I'm going to need a study and source on that claim.,Every study ever done shows the same. +I have no idea either! I called my Grandmother Nana and she was very important to me growing up. She spelled it that way so I adopted that spelling too :),Do you have Cajun or French ancestry? +Joe Flacco has thrown more interceptions (6) than touchdown passes (5) this year.,If that doesn't scream ELITE then I don't know what does. +I like that though. I don't *pretend* to love it.,Liar. +"Tips on getting offspec relics without switching loot spec? I am trying to gear up my offspec to dps in raids when needed, but I don't want to switch my lootspec for fear of getting a legendary drop for dps when I main heals. For regular gear it's not too bad; I just need to collect things with the appropriate secondary stats, but for relics it's a bit difficult since WQs only spawn holy / life relics. Has anyone tried switching loot specs before logging off in order to get offspec WQ loot spawns? Or do you know any other tips for getting offspec gear without potentially blowing my legendary load on a dps item?","If you're a ret paladin just do WQs, they never give ret relics anyway" +"Should I jailbreak work phone? Ok to preface this, I have my own personal 7 plus so not jailbroken. I have a bunch of work phones here on iOS 9.3.x and am debating jailbreaking one for fun. They are not in use for another few months (only used a few months a year). Now before you go all it's a work phone don't your IT will know. I am the IT that supports and handles all the phones as well as configure and deploy them. I am just wondering people's thoughts and opinions on this. Since they aren't in use and I'll be wiping them anyways before they get used. Also what are your guys's opinions on jailbreaking a work phone if you are the user?",It's not really worth it. +He also makes for a really hate-able douche bag as Captain Sobel on Band of Brothers.,He also plays a prick quite well in 'Breast Men'. +So I might have missed it but did Katz pay for over half the arena? I'm not talking about surrounding areas that he'll make a profit on re ting office space and such. I mean the arena itself.,"The city loaned Katz the money, which he's paying back over the life of the arena." +This. Is. Brilliant.,Kamala Harris is about to get a falcon punch of constitutional justice. +"3D-Printed Gun Files Aren't Free Speech, Court Rules","Right, let's see them enforce it." +"Personal observation, but at the house-hold level, it's pretty easy to see which homes eat healthy and which ones do not. The ones that do not have garage bins overflowing with food package waste. The houses that eat healthy have very modest amounts of trash.",Very modest amounts of trash could also be from homes where the residents only eat elsewhere (restaurants etc) +How do you keep yourself entertained at an airport during a long layover?,I read (or listen to) books. +You guys should duke it out to decide :P,This sounds a lot like the US presidential election... +TJ Perkins getting his stuff ready for RAW,"Too bad this is all a work, and after TJP is introduced he is going to get squashed by Braun Strowman." +* Xeon E3 1231-v3 (basically an i7-4790k without overclocking or an iGPU) * The XFX whateveritscalled aftermarket RX 480 * 8 gigs of DDR3 1600mhz ram,GTR ? +I beautified my SO's build for his birthday,"Picture isn't the sharpest, What's the red vertical area inside the case?" +"Or botflies (sometimes called warbles), or abscesses....or maybe just lumpy.",Nobody will ever know... +Will it make a difference if the car is AWD vs 2 wheel drive?,The wheels all rotate the same way when the car moves whether they are powered or not. +"Ezekiel Ansah has high ankle sprain, will miss time",High ankle sprains must be contagious. +"Sure I can check it out, I just installed the 1070 so maybe something got messed up. I'll get back to ya in a bit. Thanks for your help btw","No worries, hope it works out." +"Those HIV stats are for **AFRICA** not the developed world where there isn't FGM, polygamy, dry sex, and rampant other infection fostering vectors of entrance for the HIV virus during heterosexual sex.",You're like an anti-vaxxer stating a disease has been wiped out so we don't need to vaccinate against it anymore. +New Subreddit Banner: Winter Wonderland - A Christmas collaboration with 10 subreddit artists,I LOVE THIS SO MUCH +"the screech is the true killer, and also gives me a fucking headache, and I thought *Omnigul* was bad...",You haven't met the screech of the Synoid Simulor +"I think it's more a quality and longevity problem than speed, so be careful, but even the worst ssd beats a hard drive",Thanks. +Remember when Frank ate KAT's lunch in the NCAA tournament?,"Oh yeah, I 'member" +I'm looking for gripping mobile games with a great story. Any recommendations? Hi all! I'm looking for gripping mobile games with a great story. I find it really hard to find anything like this in app stores... It doesn't matter if the game is paid or for free. Do you have any recommendations?,KOTOR +It's like if KFC invented the triple down.,Triple Trump It's finger-drumpfing good! +Why does it has to have anything to do with race ? Some of you guys equating western culture to the white race sound racist as fuck.,Well obviously if you care about your country you must be a racist! +How do I beat campy Guiles as Urien?,Your fireballs are good and Urien has this knee drop move that evades and punishes fireballs +If I was WB I would buy Chris Terrio's soul and force slavery work him on every DC script and project.,I'm not sold on Terrio yet since a lot of that script was his +2D game of Whac-A-Mole,On acid. +I'm afraid people will decide based on a 2 hour showing rather than on month of listening to this guy ... I am worried if he manages to keep together for those debates (as unlikely as it is) that could sway the electorate enoug to wipe all the crap he's been flinging for a year ...,Hes gonna kill it! +"42 hours, still never had potg.","I finally got one, it was mild" +Nikita Kucherov scores on Carey Price for Team Russia,Pay the man +Every Team Ole Miss Has Faced This Year Has Come Into The Game Undefeated,It's like it is the beginning of the season or something +Do you find muscles on a woman to be unattractive? Why or why not?,It would be nice if they could move +Lucky BS flag on the Falcons or it would be 14-0.,Flag was perfectly valid. +"It's meaningless. It meant like the game, Rogue. Now it's meant some wholly new thing with procedural maps and randomness and one life. It's a meaningless term.","So under the new definition, something like Diablo is a rogue-like now?" +Would you play a League of Legends MOBA?,Sounds like it would be the worst game with the most toxic community ever +Dishes and folding/hanging warm laundry!,Yes! +Y O U ' R E S P E C I A L ! by VirtuallyTwisted,Reminds me of Tim Burton +"One thing I'm not clear on which maybe they're referring to, what about individuals tax? Trump said business tax small and big companies, is it going to 15% for the average American? Genuinely curious here. Also wonder what Crooked'd tax rates would be in percentages","In the debate their was nothing about personal taxes, at least not that I'm aware of" +God you are so cringy,Noice +"Lots of women have come out and said he sexually assulted them. One was in NYT. Trump has demanded a retraction and NYT was like, lol, no. Also, a video of him being creepy towards ten year old girls was released.",Holy crap +Dominant Force Weekday Ops Plus New Bundles!,"So confused, so the su76i is not a oneday sale?" +"If it was made to be played while walking, then why is the speed requirement for a pokemon to be spawned off an incense at a rate of 1 per minute ~7.5 mph? Anything slower than that, spawn rate is 1/5min.","Biking, likely." +"I can't believe you've never heard of the Islamic Republic of Iceland. Sheesh, keep up.",this +Does it break through all 3 of the life bars?,"No, lol." +Why did you think you were drafted so high son? Think you were going to a winning team?,In his defense Zeke got drafted higher and is on the best team in the NFL. +9cm I dumped him as fast as I saw it.,"See guys, men aren't the only assholes." +Friend of mine assumed I was pro Hillary because I am trans. Now he's angry that I'm ready to MAGA!,Love you +Any word on nixing occupation and illegal settlement or are those still on?,"No, the communications ministry is going to announce their peace initiative next week." +Lol I had the soccer version of this good times,"I always wanted these, the soccer one and the NBA one, because the customization capabilities of the jersey torso!" +i don't think he has a choice now,There's always a choice... are you my dad? +"You have been granted super strength, how you earn the most money?","I feel as if TC somehow achieved super strength and is trying to get money, while instead should be sharing with us how they got this super strength." +Layers,Ogres +"TIL if you take pictures of planes landing in San Diego, the Laurel Airport Parking attendant will threaten to call the police",Photography is not a crime +Don't put it in your mouth if your mom is watching,Imagine what those eyebrows would look like untamed.... +The infamous he government. Down with patriarchy!,Username doesn't check out. +Canada Was Once Governed by a Prime Minister Who Sought Advice from Dead People,So just like the current leader of South Korea then? +NEW LIRAEL BOOK SAY WHAT?? Thanks for the head's up! I just bought it for myself and another copy for my sister. :D,YEAH you guys enjoy that surprise reading! +"One day, I was walking with some friends to my University's quad, when out of the blue this girl walks past me and says, Hey, nice sandals. I said thanks, and then she yells back, enjoy the last supper, and continues on her way. I couldn't function the rest of the day.",Biblical. +If alcohol can be legal weed should be legal. It's completely bullshit we can go to our capital and burn one down but can't in other states legally.,that didn't answer the question tho that answered 50% +The one where people actually search their question before posting a duplicate that gets reposted every month or so.,"Uh, do you not realize what this subreddit is for?" +"This is how we got Bush. Gore is too establishment. He hasn't earned my vote. He and Bush are basically the same. He won't do anything for the environment. He doesn't seem trustworthy enough. I refuse to vote for the lesser of the two evils. Gore is a warmonger. He's too boring. Bush doesn't mean the things he says. And if Bush does win, people will support a more progressive candidate in four years anyway. Then it became It's not Nader's fault that Gore wasn't a better candidate. It's not our fault that Gore lost Florida by 500 votes. Blame the Democrats there who voted for Bush. At least my conscience is clean. And now people who don't remember the 2000 election are saying that Sanders is a once in a lifetime candidate, even though there have been dozens of left wing populists exactly like him including Ralph Nader. They will deeply regret this holier-than-thou crap under a Trump presidency, but by then it'll be way too late.","Yep, this has all the earmarks of us being Nadered." +"Crackhead throws water bottle at biker, biker responds accordingly.",Crackhead? +I'd have the shop do it. But only because I don't have time to do repairs and my neighborhood really discourages doing repair work.,Which is why I will *never* even consider living in a place with an HOA. +**For those wondering:** **Triple monitor setup:** ASUS MG279Q 1440P @ 144hz Freesync **Top Monitor:** ASUS PB287Q 4K @ 60Hz **Monitor Stand:** Ergotech Triple Desk Stand with Telescopic Wings and 36 Pole,Do you find yourself using freesync much when you cant really use all your monitors with it on? +#downwithcis #notmyally,"Yes, the worst type of person in the world is the one that identifies as the gender that they were born as." +What makes your country great?,We don't have Donald Trump as our leader we gave Stevan harper the boot maple syrup is great our soldier's are more peace keepers then wariors *but when they have to fight they do a great job at it cough ww1* also who else has a leaf for a flag eh? +"Disney have come a long way in recent years, but I really doubt they're going to have *sisters* being in a romantic relationship with one another.","Doubt it, but the bigger picture definitely leads to the conclusion that they're involved." +Can you explain the second coming to me?,"Well, Jesus was already here once, so we couldn't very well call it the First Coming, could we?" +Especially since she died. Reportedly he's not even allowed to open up her casket.,Hard to open someone else's casket when youre already in one... +"The Chiefs have placed RB Jamaal Charles on IR, per a league source.",thank god we finally have some solid news. +"Maybe the fact that he sent his own daughters to kill themselves was the limit for them and he crossed that line? I'd love to know why he got killed by his own group, though.",He did other stuff most likely +Oh wow I didn't know NFC could be used with Smart Lock...unless you used Tasker to disable screen lock or something,"You can but afaik your phone has to be in range of the tag and will relock as soon as your phone loses connection with the tag, unless they updated smart lock to keep your phone unlocked for a short time after your phone comes out of contact with the tag." +Not to pile on (but I will...): **Did they ever have a plan?**,"if milwaukee is any evidence, its to defend dangerous criminals" +Well last year we got em at 12am GMT on christmas eve. That is already over so,And last year we had a crash. +How to get notes after missing class as a transfer who doesn't know classmates yet?,Ask a random person. +hidey ho neighborino!,I live Family Guy! +So like the muggle version of muffilato.,You are correct! +XxXSAN1CXxX titan 363 i've done the whole raid i know what to do,"Sorry, filled up!" +"Without revealing your age; what is something you remember, that if you told a younger person, they wouldn't understand?",Carbon paper +"Hey, you wanna play some **Q CK TCH**? It's my favorite mode.",ROFL! +"When a Movie is Made About the 2016 Election.... The_Donald, Pepe, 4chan, and Shitposting better be in it for historical accuracy. We have quite literally changed history no matter the outcome.",With all the schlonging it will be a porno +"Omg I know. How can these people who've been in war torn theocracies their whole life do such terrible things, demons. Meanwhile they have wet dreams about people invading their country and start a white power resurgence because they're too lazy to move to where the jobs are.",Red Dawn 2 +"Not only the glare, but the wind protection that eye glasses provide! I need sunglasses for the glare and wind protection...otherwise my eye lids feel like sandpaper dragged across my eyeballs","Also a side effect of Lasik (ditto having trouble with sunlight, and dry eyes)." +I would check out Brian Reimer Audio on St. Mary's. I've been going there for years because they have the best service in town. Very knowledgeable staff and not pushy at all.,X2 +You're held at gunpoint and will be shot if you cannot supply a random fact that the person has honestly never heard. What do you tell them?,THE MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL. +Getting rid of my girlfriend.,Doing something once isn't habitual. +Desktop. Chrome. Add-ons are u block origin and ghostery.,You're a champ +what POSITIVE things happened in 2016?,Pokemon Sun and Moon +I pleasured myself to this,Me too man me too +My boots look like that in 6 months. Sure those boots might be 25 years old but they haven't seen 5 days a week of 8 plus hour days for the last 25 years. Let's not exaggerate.,I'll make sure to filter the rest of my life experiences through the other people used it harder so my experience is invalid next time. +There's the shot in the trailer where he's shirtless and he bulked up,Like Banner bulk-up +"Daily Discussion Thread: 12/18/2016 Feel free to post things in the Daily Discussion Thread that don't warrant a subreddit-level discussion. Although most of our posting rules will be relaxed here, you should still consider your audience when posting. Most importantly, show respect to your fellow redditors. General redditiquette always applies.",I fucking love doing legs when I'm bulking. +"Are there enough 'great' offensive lineman in the league to go around? Being a Broncos fan, I have became more aware of what it feels like to have a less-than-adequate offensive line. It seems like if there was SOMEONE out there we would at least try to get them, but the options seem almost non-existent. My question is, if all teams had the cap space, and money, would there even be enough great offensive lineman to go across the league?","Building a line is easy, just draft a few players, and pick up some UDFAs and boom, elite level line for 5-10 years." +"If you could delete any legendary from the game, what would it be? (Discussion post) Hey guys! I've really liked making discussion posts and looking at your answers, so I've decided to make this a daily everyday thing! So, for today's discussion post, if you could delete any legendary from the game, what would it be? Discuss!",miner i never want to see his chin again... +but doesn't that give an unfair advantage to who ever gives up a home game to play in London?,Ask Goodell +Crimson Discotheque Offers Make me your best offer,"Pink lightning, pink crown, hypernova, guardian dark matter" +Proof That Speeding While Crossing Multiple Lanes On The Highway Is A Bad Idea,All the bags and shit flying out ahead of the car though.. +2meirl4meirl,The paper boy is really a serial killer who knows your routine... He's ready to make his move. +Bug & tar remover with clay bar and polish to finish it up.,I second this motion. +"To be entirely fair, there probably is no real 'inner Donnie', at least not the way you and I would think of it. Most of us have some basic moral tenets, a few driving urges, and the occasional dark secret-- Donald has none of these. His only ethical consideration is his own immediate gratification; his only driving urge an insatiable greed. As some of us hide skeletons in our closets, Donald proudly displays his on the lawn: see what he has made. In this way he is worse than an actual bigot. A genuinely awful person still has some central beliefs, but what sits in the empty center of Donald Trump is opportunism stripped of cleverness or cause-- just an ugly desire to exploit.",A compelling and devastating critique. +"What if the Cyclone had a transformation mechanic. One form could be the Test Map version, while the other could be the Live version. Perhaps one could be behind an Armoury or tech requirement",Would combining the best of both of them be too strong? +why would you even want texas is what i dont get,And how can he take over a state he's already president of? +The line for tonight's Trump rally in Wisconsin is ENORMOUS! MAGA!!,Photoshopped +I Got crimson disco Whats your offer?,Fg discos + type s +Not sure if top tier meme or because Allu is a pretty common nickname in Finland,Top tier meme for sure +"I'm beginning to think trump really hates Obama, for some unknown reason",Probably because he's not white. +"Are you stupid enough to believe that people who are brainwashed by a religion that is entirely preposterous would not all have an agenda handed down to them by that religion. Yes, yes you are.",To call the majority of a religious group with over 1.3 billion followers is a bit of a generalization. +It's always. Quantum. Physics.,"The fuck, why is it ALWAYS quantum physics." +ta a ficar mais frio :(,eu amo o frio. +They're gonna love you in college.,I only share my opinions on the internet :P +Pet pooping station at the airport,I just saw one of those in JFK Sunday. +Star Citizen Planet to Planet Quantum Jumping,Hopefully this isn't another no man's sky +New cards sound effects.,Can someone explain to me what the hell is wrong with the electric wizard.. +Would you be okay with this if it was Pelosi or Tim Kaine?,"I think there's a difference being a Catholic politician who has an obligation to his faith to support the moral good, then say, a Catholic celebrity who at the very worst is still demonstrating to the world the goodness of the Catholic faith, even if they still have liberal views leftover from Hollywood." +What's your it's such a small world! story?,"Had an online friend in Sweden, he introduced me to someone who was childhood friends with someone I know at college." +Exactly *Mateo voice*,I don't feel like her is at the same level as the rest of us. +"I didn't get to watch the game, how did Reimer do?","He did pretty well, could have been better but ultimately all 3 goals were poor defensive plays" +"I don't think Benson or Shields have what it takes to be Ufc Champs. Rory has had two opportunities to be champ and has come up short, he seemed to be a gate keeper towards the end.",Yeah Benson could never be a UFC champ.... +Here's the soundtrack for the Hindu Pantheon since its been ages since we got to hear it in game.,What's a Hindu Pantheon? +The churro recipe doesn't look like its very good.,His churros are basically fried flour and water +"That all depends on the man doesn't it? Some people want to do what they want to do no matter what the outcome is right? Then there are other people who want a certain outcome and so do what they need to do to get that outcome. Women are like this too. One of my friends says she is big boned or has a thyroid problem but what she really has is an I eat a bagel and schmear for breakfast every day followed by a giant burger and fries from shake shack for lunch problem! So, no skinny jeans for her even though she is lovable, funny, sweet and generous, also no dates for her either.","She should settle for the fat guy down the block, but no, because she is shpeshial.. right?" +Adam?,Aye +Solid post game analysis tweet from NFL twitter account,That's easily the best thing they've ever tweeted. +Feels Good Man,#CUCKS CURRENTLY PREPPING BULLISH MEME MARKET +The City of Vancouver's announcement to move away from gas was only a week or so ago. Site C and LNG were both proposed years ago.,VanCity's plan has been under discussion for donkey's years. +EVGA GTX 1080 and 1070 cards reportedly catching fire due to VRMs overheating,Again? +I should have guessed that this was said before... Oups xD,"Meh, that was 2 years ago, I wouldn't sweat it." +"Clinton maintains lead in Pennsylvania, new poll finds","Without PA, Trump has no realistic path to victory." +"Joe Heck un-endorses Trump, calls for him to step down from race","Your thoughts on the matter, DJ Khaled?" +GSP was been tested twice by USADA last week and provided four samples - evidence to suggest the comeback is really on,"be careful man, Dana will blacklist you if you do your job" +"I did, and did not see anything refering to problems since the last patch","It has worked as it always has, as you would see if you searched 'Eevee evolution' like I just did and found multiple posts." +Wow 3 nfc east teams.,I thought the NFL *Least* was a weak division? +This video is ridiculous. It takes a second to load the images. Big fucking deal. It plays music instantly from thin fucking air! How is that not the most amazing thing in the world?,"Sure, cause Play Music has a patent for playing music instantly from thin fucking air." +The hacker known as 4chan?,4chin* +Hawks vs Kings Picks for Spread and O/U Hawks are 7 point favorites and the O/U is 202. Thoughts? I'm liking the 7 points in this one. Sacramento starting a healthy road trip and on the front end of the back to back. If the Hawks get some separation after halftime I could see the Kings holding back to save legs for tomorrow night. No good feeling on the O/U. Kings have been averaging a little over 100 per game but will our defense hold them down?,Hawks-109 Kings-88 +go raiders,I will destroy you +"The only thing that get me crazy is the people that score 2 random goals in the last 20 seconds and the write ez. Seriously... Wish me death, cancer, everithing but don't fucking say it was easy :|",sounds like to piss you off is.... 2 ez +"I'll never forget it, probably my favorite sports moment I got to watch live. I'm in college and walked out to the front room and said to my roommate that I thought there was a day game that day, and we turned in on a they were coming back from commercial to start the 7th.",So how was that burger +"TIFU by spending so much money on phone games , I'm in unescapable debt. Over a series of a few months I have spent 8 grand and I'm 6 thousand in debt. It's an addiction like a drug to me to have the cool things in these games like clash of clans and pokemon go. If I start paying off the maxed credit cards and over drafted bank accounts I wont be able to pay bills or car payments. I F U really bad.","Wow, this shit belongs in #ThingsThatDidn'tHappen" +what did he say (s p a c e i t),Is my comment deleted? +Inferno T-Spawn Bells added!,LITERALLY FUCKING UNPLAYABLE VALVE HOW DO I RING THE BELLS GG 911 PLZ FIX ICEFROG. +your flair gave me AIDS,Well that's unfortunate +Where did you find those? This is gonna be the best happening bunker ever.,I have a Dunkaroo dealer. +Hezbollah flaunts American equipment in Syria parade,This has been a massive failure to the Obama administration who should never have got involved in Syria. +"Holy shit, you're a psychopath.",You're a tallywhacker. +"Yeah New Avengers is what I was thinking the second they decided to change the name and not tell anybody. Hell, it might not even be revealed until after Infinity War Releases. If that means we're going to have a movie with actual consequences, I'm for it.","But Tony felt, like, really bad about Sokovia, so AoU had real consequences." +I know nothing about the KKK,"I like Trump, he's a very thoughtful person, he doesn't want to pronounce without doing research first." +Roast her,I thought those novelty glasses came with a mustache too +Forwards from The_Donald,"By this logic, since Obama did the opposite of all this (and they hate him for it), doesn't that prove that he's NOT a Muslim?" +Out for a casual stroll,Jesus +I am REALLY happy with Outlandish Phallus so far this season.,I'm loving all these nicknames for Wiercioch +"Couldn't see it and didn't read the title... Damn, today I've incorrectly ID'd 2 pairs of UBs. Lemme just quietly hold this L...","Just delete your account, you've lost all credibility" +"Well according to the left I'm horrible, disgusting, and completely rotted out on the inside for supporting President Trump!",Into that cozy basket with Pepe! +"1,584,204","1,584,205" +"Honestly, if you watch the map to see what's being taken. You can get so many kills dropping bombs. Of course, I didn't get a kill every time but when I did it felt like I would get 3 or 4 kills at once. Wish, I still had the kinect to record..",Why would you need a kinect? +"You're not getting it. Beating the odds isn't lucky if the outcome is unfavorable. It means you missed something good happening WAY more than you should have. That is unlucky. Lucky is either getting something good to happen more frequently than it should, or getting something bad to happen less frequently than it should. Yeah I beat the odds on not six-socketing, but that's a shit outcome. **UN**lucky",Statisically you are lucky regardless of the unfavourable outcome. +And bacon. Lots and lots of Canadian Bacon.,And don't forget a love for hockey! +I about shit my pants when that happened. That possession lasted 7 seconds.,I couldn't help but laugh. +On a horse,"Even with that gag, I doubt he would say neigh to that." +Didn't this shit happen like 2 or three years ago already?,Yes +I CUT OPEN SOME SHOTGUN GATTERIES AND FOUND FUGGIN RATSHOT INSIDE,fun fact: large volumes of rat shot in a shotgun turns it into bird shot. +yeah but he came to louisiana and spent 46 seconds giving aids to the residents!,46 more seconds then clinton though +in the future its royale with cheese because metric system,....they wouldn't know what the fuck a Quater Pounder is! +Gay,bretty good +You must have fucking dial-up.,More like cups and string +love and famiry,rove and famiry dying right war sour sounds a bit like a really poor poem +"If you consider that Dota 2, League and CS:GO were released years back, I can understand that Overwatch won. After all, it's the Game Awards **2016**, and Overwatch was the only nominated game that was actually released in 2016.","TBH i didn't even know there was a competitive scene for Overwatch... hell, even RL has a better comp scene than it" +"Ha! Who's making fun of Allen *now*! (Everybody, still, because a 60 mil stadium is always ridiculous)",And one that had structural problems so soon after opening. +Suggestion: Void's lvl 25 talent that gives him 20% evasion should also give him 20% spell evasion For the old days,F O R T H E ~~B O Y S~~ O L D D A Y S +Too bad the Clinton's didn't win. You-know-who would find a way.,I thought there was only one Clinton running for office. +You Never Know Unless You Say Hello - 1PP,Bang Bang +That PPSh 41 is great for CCQ,I came here to make a ppsh comment as well comrade +Well at least he was going really slow. Could have been bad otherwise.,Imagine how much more it would've hurt had he been moving at normal speed? +Forgot JJ. And would JJ be Joanna or Jon?,Joanna no doubt Jones is JBJ +"New Orleans Pelicans (12-21) vs. Los Angeles Clippers (22-11) | December 28th, 2016 #Smoothie King Center, New Orleans, LA. **Tip:** 7pm CST #Geaux Pelicans",Man remember how awful Austin was here? +What are you talking about? Surrogacy isn't any more human trafficking than adoption is. Or even having a child of your own.,"Yeah, no, using someone's body as some kind of farm to harvest human beings like some kind of consumer product is human trafficking, and no amount of warm fuzzies the product gives you will change this." +"Judging by the poor quality stitching and general tag quality, plus the awkward elastic shrinkage in the sleeves. I'd say it's legit.",Damn lol +Is this Keemstar's daily routine?,Who is that lesbian and how tight is her pu$$y +George Washington's Teeth,Bald eagle musk +I was thinking of her wording. 5 Weeks after she submitted her application. Most don't submit their application until the stamped results come back. Maybe it is actually closer to 9-10 weeks over all. I should email and ask her.,Couldn't hurt. +"QUESTION: Who would win in a fight, the SEC, or a hurricane?",Definitely not Miami. diff --git a/chunk57.csv b/chunk57.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..30fdd316a5ebbfbf7c4bb43532e083c8faca8ec6 --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk57.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1667 @@ +Input,Output +But he did gain an advantage. He did not get a flat spot and had he returned to the track he would have lost places. All annulled by the fact he cut the corner.,he did get a flat spot bad enough his team almost pitted him early to avoid wrecking his suspension +Please bring Pepe back to the front page. I am very scared and he brings joy.,He hops and hops +Is anyone still boycotting the first EP?,No because thats how you get your favorite show cancelled and thats stupid as fuck +Why do cops wear army green uniforms in the city?,To make it clear that they ARE at war +"No it isn't, and I asked for Italian herb","Italian Herb isn't working today, it's just me, Canadian Pete, and Dominican Jesus." +"What is the clear definition? I mean, sometimes it is very obvious when a story is fake, but other times it starts getting into a gray area of opinions and editorialization. Does this only apply to the very obvious, very extreme cases?",His comment is fake news. +If it is like his Canadian place that just went bankrupt either way it will only take about 4 years.,"I think less, the bar there literally has a wine by the spoonful menu" +I'll pay someone in his department $100 to delete his twitter,Why would you deprive us of all this mocking material? +Where can I watch the game? I don't live in NY.,Espn +Game Thread: Bruins vs Lightning | Florida man found eaten by a bear 7:30 is a bullshit time to start. Move that to 7 and let's fuckin' go! Let's show Florida that hockey belongs to the north! **GO BRUINS**,Fuck shootouts aaagh +"Does it matter? The best teams will always make it out of the groups. In this specific scenario, NiP and SK would make it out. NiP 1st SK 2nd Na'Vi 3rd G2 4th.",I would have thought this was bait but then I saw your flair +"If it makes you feel any better 3 years ago, the person I matched with didn't like what I got them and claimed they didn't get my present and I've been blacklisted, unable to participate since then. I didn't think to save any proof to contest it.",If it's any consolation I've signed up twice and sent really cool gifts and received nothing both times. +Mel Brooks,tru +Nature's Prophet has to be up there.,"I wonder if we could get reports per cosmetic, I'm sure the mushroom hat would have to be up the top." +"That's funny, because that's exactly what Putin says about America. Gays are being sent by America to destroy Russia. That Texas Republican has more in common with Putin than he thinks.",maybe us and Russia are just trading gay people? +Got my senior pictures taken today,mom is gonna be pissed about this one! +Why isn't Clinton in this rotation?,Trump already knows how to grab pussy? +"6 months brig time, reduction to seaman and administrative discharge.",I don't think covering her in the semen of administrators for 6 whole months seems fair +Was he on a Trump Airlines jet?,"No, they would have to still be in business" +"speaking of announcments... pidgey and ratatta no longer come in 2k eggs... you cant hatch them at all anymore (YAY). Also, eevee now comes from 5km eggs","I honestly didn't hatch a lot of those, weedles and caterpies though..." +He's more of a gadget player then a complete WR.,Nah that's what Tavon Austin is. +Browns? Oh yes. They have been confirmed and affirmed. Browns.,Sources? +Pale girls. Not tanned at all. It's difficult to find porn,You'd be pretty satisfied in East Asia then +"Fuck NBC, fuck Pittsburgh, fuck Crosby, and fuck the habs","Im good, no homo." +"Don't mock Hillary supporters. Despite their support of a flawed candidate, we should not insult people that could instead join the movement","Um, being for Bernie/independence telling me what to do or not do isn't in your best interest... even if it's in mine." +That is how you make the baby.,"Someone, get that message to Japan before they're all gone!" +Averett outlasts LaGrange in four overtimes,"A How, How, How, How" +"Imagine being a neutral fan watching this game...actually, there probably aren't any","There is, I just talked to one." +"Where There's Lightning, There's...",Banned. +I have taken arguably one of if not the worst shit of my life. Shitty beer and tendies make serious mud butt. I feel unclean and I see people whispering about the bathroom,Still better than the halftime show I'm sure. +america - the land of pay for play justice - that's what happens in the land of free/brave right?,"I'd say humanity, our legacy is rife woth this shit." +Should AAVE be considered a slang or an actual dialect?,It is officially classified as a dialect. +Fake KSP app on the iOS App Store,does it run? +Well yeah it's a T4 and not a 212. Different mounting things. The T4 uses a arm thing while the 212 uses a cross with screws.,"I thought they were the same, there's no point in changing, the socket holes didn't change for 10 years lol" +I'd be surprised if anything of substance makes it into the debate. I'm expecting it to be a 2 hour bout of playground name calling.,"That's my hope too, but to be fair, calling someone a Climate Denier is a form of name calling." +BREAKING! Wikileaks exposes the Assassination of Scalia and it could bring down the Clintons and the Democratic Party!,We need more than that before we can go running with it +The two worst forms of comedy mixed together for your ~~enjoyment~~ cancer,ikr? +"Best place to get cheap steam games? Hey everyone, since I just started getting back into PC games, I want to know if there is any legit websites where I can get steam games cheaply, mostly because I've heard a lot of bad stuff about G2A and how the codes are often stolen or just unusable. Any help is much appreciated!",during steam sales and humble bundles. +"GAME THREAD: MEMPHIS GRIZZLIES @ MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLVES (NOV.1, 2016) it's good to be home",Oh he missed guys.... He's a bust +Old Bridge teacher loses 120 days pay for talking with female students about stripping,"Sad that the young women testifying still thought well of their middle aged teacher, even after he asked them if they would do anything sexual for cash with a guy like him." +What game am I thinking of? I want to say it was sega cd but might be wrong. The game starts in a old room in a castle where a broom and closet talks to you. Its a point and click adventure type game. The character was a young boy. I remember at one point you are in the kitchen doing stuff. All I can remember.,Beauty and The Beast? +Heat center Hassan Whiteside says Portland was second free agency option.,"um.....i might be asking a question portland fans don't wanna hear, but what's going with Ezeli now?" +People have always seemed so passionate about this game. I don't know if I should be happy or sad that I missed out on it.,"Never too late, the fun thing about pen and paper rpgs is you can get as serious about it as any mmo or as casual about is as a game of monopoly, they even sell quick atart board game versions" +Welcome Slacks to NP,I hope Slacks likes anime. +Recount Wisconsin: Missing Ballots Found in Greenfield ... and it Was More Than They Expected,With michigan done you guys are really grasping at straws here. +"I am worried now that the Cubs have won, they'll go down the path of the Red Sox and be seen as another Yankees-lite team.","As a Cubs fan, I want exactly that." +"HIFW my best friend went from I'm With Her to No gods, no masters/liberalism & pacifism protect the bourgeois state/ACAB in a matter of two weeks",Trump will do that to ya +So that's where my disk space went.,Explains why you use linux. +It *is* doing calligraphy with spray paint.,"I prefer to thinking of it as spray painting, calligraphically." +invite more refugees,What could go wrong? +Always fun to find out what lines the mods in this sub will draw when it comes to actually removing something.,Have you tried whining like a little bitch about it? +"Saudi sheep: No evidence of corruption, but concerns raised","Oh that's good then, nothing to see here and everything is sweet" +Alex is ultra bae,Bae-lex? +"Enjoying the spectacle that is the red crab migration on Christmas Island - every year at the beginning of the wet season, 40 million red crabs make their way from the rainforest to the ocean to spawn.",It's just like dating my ex. +What are things you want to do?,Try bubble tea travel to europe smoke some of that dank dank +I was watching the Republican anti-Trump ad and I'm surprised Mitt Romney calling Trump a phony and a fraud didn't gain more traction.,You would think since he's the guy most of them voted for 4 years ago. +Can I get a Colin Powell now? Trying to finish my Secretary of State deck.,This would make a great game of Republican leadership bingo lol +"Police Detective Who Threatened To Kill Teens And Plant Drug Evidence, Is Suspended, Not Fired",Fuck fired he should be charged and investigated. +Lady Gaga - Million Reasons (Audio),This sounds like it could be a Speak Now era Taylor song +"More than just their careers...people called in bomb threats to their concert venues and sent death threats to Natalie Maines and her kids! Way to convince people that Americans are sensible and intelligent, folks.","Well their audience is mostly southerners, who tend to be very patriotic, and right leaning." +Steph is 6-9 tonight. He needs to be more aggressive when he's shooting well like this.,Nice. +the_donald is the proverbial foot in the door...,So if I'm reading this right... it's time to divulge classified info? +"GIANNIS GETS MVP CHANTS, At 21 OF AGE","Thats just milwaukee, we love a good hype sesh." +Gingrich endorses Trump's nuclear arms buildup,"Gingrich is an ass licking lapdog, he'll say whatever he has to say and suck whatever dick he has to suck to keep his job." +Has Pierce even played a single minute this season?,He shouldn't play until Burks plays +I got drunk and dropped my phone in the pool like five minutes before my league drafted and my auto draft picked better than you did buzzed,Auto draft picks better than most people . +"Silent Hill Shattered Memories has great commentary, and even though it's Arin playing they still somewhat cooperate since Dan is reading from a guide ;)",I've gone back and watched the coloring scene dozens of times now +"What incident made you go Wow, I'm an idiot?",Tried to flip a water bottle yesterday and hit myself in the forehead. +"Backed by the military, Jewish extremists have started destroying Muslim graves in occupied Palestine",Why you goddamn antisemitic bastard! +"UN says Israel, not Iran, North Korea or Syria worst violator of human rights | Fox News","Well, the UN and Fox are clearly antisemitic bastards!" +I wonder how much longer they can use the Hitler card to justify their aggression.,Why you goddamn antisemitic bastard! +free health care and COLLEGE.,Why you goddamn antisemitic bastard! +"He's telling some half-truths but also slipping in the propaganda about terrorists from Iraq and other twice-told lies. We all know Israel's roll in 9/11. Look into the Israeli Art Students if you want to know more. They were arrested because someone phoned the police on 3 men who were celebrating while taking film of the twin towers collapsing. They were arrested, but were let out with no charges because they were intelligence. When asked why they were in New York, they repsonded: we were there to document the event. Tell me, how did they get all the way to the US in less than 1 hour from Israel? They didn't -- they knew it would happen beforehand. They implicate themselves by admitting they were there to document the event.",Why you goddamn antisemitic bastard! +Why is fully-modular important when every PC is going to need at least the 24-pin and a couple others?,It's for when you forgot to ~~put the IO shield in~~ do the blood sacrifice and need to undo just one part. +"Probably Latin, y'know.",Puthon? +Zee hooman eye iz only capable of seeing 1080p 69.69fps. Also I always wanted to ask but whats the point of 4k consoles when probably more than 90% of households can't afford/dont have a 4k tv..,"Yeah, like who could ever spend an entire $400 on a TV... Thats crazy!" +"Shower Thought: Nothing grabs a conpletionists attention better than the words 'Optional Objective' Whenever an 'optional objective' appears in a quest logue, you can bet I'll be there.","Optional objectives are going to be the death of me, I once spent three hours replaying a 5 minute mission because there was an optional objective to do it without being damaged." +You deleted files by accident. You have auto update turned on. I fail to see how MSFT is at fault. Hopefully you'll get your files back.,"MS has got to know that performing a forced update during a data recovery operation is bad, very bad." +Pulling up saggy socks.,Scratching your ankles after removing socks +Studio Apartment,Cramped not cozy +Low IQ leads you to be easily brainwashed.,I want to say its more low Info than low IQ. +The moment you enter the shop to buy the void speeder mount... And still consider purchasing it after seeing the cost even though your laptop can't run starcraft...,Wait you can run HoTS but not SC? +Sent. Enjoy,Thanks! +Maybe he's mad one of his best players is going to Montreal,Andreas Johnson is going to the leafs though +Off topic but whats a death knell?,The tolling of a bell to mark someones death. +Let's hope so-although I have nothing personal against Germans.,Germans are great. +And later... Something in your fridge could kill you! Find out what at 11.,"My cyanide is expired, isn't it?" +Gin & Tonic or a Beer?,"One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer." +"Wonder if there has been anything in the past years added to the never to be viewed, never to be erased section",CM Punk's ass. +"Clinton wins debate, but Trump exceeds expectations",Many were expecting him not to show up. +"Expected to spend at least a season in the minors, no?",He could be called up by then. +It's because it was a duplicate. Only duplicates reward silver dust.,Do you need to have one in your vault or on a character or is just having it unlocked in the kiosk good enough to be able to break a duplicate down for silver dust? +"Why do people hate the name toadally awesome? You get to play a deck called Toadally awesome heroes with that name, I don't understand the hate for it.",Not searchable through the frog archetype +Wouldn't change the fact Warriors are the first team in NBA history to give up a 3-1 lead in the finals and always will be.,"Oh no, you're entirely right, but just after all the shit-talking you guys so deserve to blow a 3-1 Lead." +"Really though? Alaska and Alyssa killed it, Tati and Detox were hilarious, Katya called Ginger fat and the crowd was full of Drag Race illuminati",Alumninati +Faber says goodbye to a good friends and trainer,RIP TAM +"25% off @ Jet (Maximum discount of $50, lots of items excluded) - Code: DROP25",Xeon 1231v3 isn't eligible unfortunately +"Manual focus is a lens feature, not a camera one. Yes, you can do manual focus, just switch the switch on the lens barrel to the 'M' position.","Oh ok, thanks." +"I use Strava for my own log, but stopped worrying about PRs, etc. as I wanted to focus on fun. I moved to a fat bike, and have been having a lot more fun riding.","Thats how Ive always done it, it's just a bonus if i do well on a segment" +America 2016,"First-past-the-post voting, personified." +"I don't like how men are portrayed as bumbling, incompetent, emotionless idiots, particularly in their role as parent. The majority of men in my life are the exact opposite of this stereotype.",I've always thought it was weird how accepted that is as a gender stereotype. +Jimmy Fallon Messes Up Trump's Hair! Pretty funny. 9/15/16,NATURAL AESTHETIC +Helmets are for nerds,"Vegas, BAYBEE!" +The Panthers have got to be feeling like Taylor Hicks after the American Idol winner was announced,Too bad Cam wasn't there so we could see him cry. +"Ok, I'm interested in Chaos Trap Hole and Speedroid Red-eyes dice",Hmm...I'll get back to you. +"Make sure that there is no automatic escalator language in the lease, not only on your lease amount but also on your NNN. I had a former landlord nail me with a huge increase on the NNN and I could do nothing about it.",Escalators are pretty common though and if the building is fairly in demand it is really tough to get it out. +"Our country is run by moronic, childish, petty assholes. And we elected them so what's the say about us?",They're actually a perfect representation of us as a whole. +How many hundreds of small towns are still going through this kind of corruption,"just ask the thousands of people who have been convicted of a crime, simply because they lacked the ability to prove the cop lied." +"How the hell do you level up past 350? Currently at 349 and doing some record book tasks to get some gear/get engrams in the meantime. Every blue engram decrypts at 340, besides the odd 1 in 20 that becomes a legendary.","Do heroic strikes, they give your light +2 or +3 armor/weapons until 365." +How is it being autistic?,"cool, man" +Hawks collapse continues.,We broke them. +"Let's Remember Old Times For those that play the game a long time ago, lets make a list for all the old things that Clash Royale once had 1. Remember the hype everyone had when Legendary cards where about to be released 2. Remember when the only Legendary cards were the Ice Wizard and the Princess 3. Remember when the Cannon was 6 elixir 4. Remember when SMC and Giant chests did not exist and you could buy Silver, Gold and Magical Chests only 5. When at Spell Valley you had only two cards to unlock (Wizard and Mirror) 6. Remember when Three Musketeers were 10 elixir 7. Remember when there were only 41 cards 8. Remember when Royal arena was the highest arena and Builder's Workshop didn't exist 9. Remember when Rage Spell was 4 elixir 10. Remember when Mirror was one of the wanna-have cards 11. Remember when skellies were 4 12. Remember when Fireball had a different image 13. Remember when Zap stunned for 1 whole sec 14. Remember when X-Bow took 3 seconds to deploy Any other thing you can remember of, feel free to post! PS: Sorry for the format, I don't know how to make the text look good with the Reddit app in the phone",Remember when skeletons spawned 4 +"It was a unique situation since with America's votes and full uncensored feed access, we kind of felt like we were there like never before. In a way we WERE one of the HGs; Reddit was kind of the deciding jury vote at the end, and having those 3 wonderful young women repay us with their marathon AMA's was a great way to cap a crazy BBOTT postseason.",100% agree with this +"If they get a super majority, then honestly, this country is finished. Though, it may not even matter.","We needed a FDR esque figure and instead we got the worst, least qualified President in history sigh." +Get your priorities straight son.,Die in a fire spe0 +What then? A package of Putins?,Winter will have come by then and freeze them alive. +How do you great people at work?,CHEESE +More like recoil in horror and wince,Carcinoma Angels is good for that also. +The Ancient One,"You're right, Pauly Shore would've been a much better choice." +Minor issue am having with the guild system Every time i look for a guild to join only the same few keep appearing even with multiple refreshes and there all are already full anyone having this issue or is just me,I am also having this problem +"My Steam profile doesn't really log the hours I play my games offline. One time my internet went out and I ended up spending A LOT of time on my games, only to have one or two hours actually on there. A lot of people, when seeing this in my library, think I'm a scammer or I'm game hoarding or something. It's kind of annoying..Anyone else annoyed by this?",You have to log back in/go online on the same machine after playing offline. +Text to Speech or Speech to Text,Red won +"The perfect mix of a low skill ceiling without repetitive gameplay? I really like games that I can jump into and enjoy immediately without having to invest hours to learn. Between school and work, I don't have time to learn all the ins and outs of AoE, or to manage my stats in The Witcher 3. (I really hate min/maxxing and comparing gear) But, I'm also looking for something with more depth than, say, Thumper or, downwell, which only tend to entertain me for a few minutes before becoming repetitive. Any suggestions? No need to research, just trying to start a discussion and see what people have been playing.",Crash Bandicoot +"see, that's how an android phone should be. nice big display. when I look at the pixel all I can see is bezels. it's basically an iphone. and it's *too fucking expensive* for the hardware you get.","I mean, LG can make big display phones with barely any bezel... why can't google?" +"Supreme Court: If Clinton wins, some in GOP prepared to leave vacancy unfilled","Yup, don't worry about that pesky constitution, it only gets in the way of forcing your viewpoints upon the masses" +"Just added to the bottom. **FINAL JALEN HURD CAREER RUSHING STATS** Rank|Yards|Name ---|---|---| 1|3,078|Travis Henry 2|2,964|Arian Foster 3|2,890|James Stewart 4|2,852|Johnnie Jones 5|2,677|Jamal Lewis 6|2,638|Jalen Hurd 7|2,634|Cedric Houston",What a fucking waste... +Interactive map of global migration,What is the timeframe for these numbers? +No that isn't how it works.,"Yes, that's true, but that's what you just advocated with in your previous comment" +Nice Job glad to see theirs more stranger things costume ideas on here other than eleven .,One of my friends did barb +What's a big bummer for big oil interests is that there is no longer a willingness among the American people to have the USARMY function as its mercenary force after the Iraq fiasco,How do you get that from Trump's oil-exec heavy cabinet? +"Just because it's socially accepted does not make it right. I get what you're saying, but it's still wrong.",I wasn't disagreeing with you. +Klay starting to hit his shots in the seconf half. KD been playing well the whole game. Curry is struggling but getting good assists.,And a lot of secondary assists because of trapping +"They don't even sound at all similar, MJ had a thick southern accent and Weeknd has been an Ethiopian accent, MJ sang aggressively and had more range while Weeknd just sings mainly in falsetto.","Maybe in general the differences are noticeable but during I Feel It Coming, their voices are almost identical." +Good luck post it when you finish it!!! I love seeing what people do with Caron cakes!!,Haha I sure will +What was she originally doing in the picture? Coming to a running stop?,Maybe it's the wind up for a big kick? +Just like watching your games 4Head,wew +I respect TJ's skills but the garbrant/Cruz fight has way more intrigue. Hype and entertainment matter as a fan and TJ just doesn't bring that for me.,Did you not see their first fight? +"i mean, what other mania maps are there that give pp of that caliber",What he is trying to say is rank more map +Why did Russell get pulled for Julius playing awful,clarkson is just playing amazing man +Now we just need Michigan to lose too for some REAL CHAOS.,they'll lose in columbus +Don't toy with our emotions like that.,"If it's any consolation, I had to check myself just to be safe." +What if this is the real Trump and this campaign has been a brilliant long con to put Hillary in office? How come the conspiracy people aren't running with this? 5d chess!,The flaw in this reasoning is that there's no possible way a _reasonable_ Trump could ever have expected this crazy campaign to work... +how,Lol op leveled people Gotta love them +Curious question,Original af +How so? OP's view is that it is impossible to truly care about someone because humans make selfish decisions on occasion. But caring for people does not exclude working in your own self-interest. You can be a good person and still do things that hurt other people.,Exploitation is the sincerest expression of caring to be sure. +"No. I was following him using fastpokemap. Se as I watched his stream. He was near the park but not IN the park, on Central Park S, in front of Trump Parc Apartments and across 6th Ave from the Ritz Carlton...a block west from the Plaza Hotel. The assailant fled on foot into the park, hid in some bushes and disabled the phones at which point the stream stopped. I was already on the phone with the 22nd precinct in NYC before the phones stopped broadcasting. Rickey btw is going to be fine. He did hit his head/jaw on the pavement. No concussion. Not sure if his jaw was broken. He has yet to get home. He spent over an hour with police before they took him to the hospital. And TWITCH God bless them suspended his account 3 hours after the mugging before he'd even left the hospital.",wait why did he get suspended? +And **from now** will open lot more **OUTSIDE USA** !,I'm not sure what you're trying to say but Tesla's Dutch factory went into use in 2013. +"The Cowboys put faith in us yesterday, you saw how that turned out","Yes, but the Cowboys are the devil." +"Creighton Freshman Guard, Kobe Paras shows a different version of let it fly in practice. Excited for this young fella",Small tidbit: paras means best in Finnish so I read this initially that Kobe is the best. +"You can beat Pumking Pro with any team, as long as you have a properly equipped lightning. So I was completing the dailies and did few fights on Earth Shrine with my TM team. Went to Pumpking and forgot to change my team and I still won. My TM team is this 1 5* ludmille lv 73 2 3* ludmilles lv 20s for both 1 3* Cecil max 1 5* kain lv 44 Ive lost a few times so i try to pick a lightning that has barrage (a few of my lightning friends do) How i did this? 1st round a deprotect, deshell, a flask for lightning, stonra (from 5* ludmille), attack from Kain and barrage from lightning. 2nd round best attacks from all. After second round all but 5* Ludmille and Lightning were dead. Next round cura and barrage. Ludmille dead. Final round barrage, Pumpking dead. Phew.","Thx for this pro advice it totally helped, after reading it I went out and got 3 640 attack excal lightning friends so I could use pro as an exp grounds" +Huh?,"People of the same trade seldom meet together, even for merriment and diversion, but the conversation ends in a conspiracy against the public" +I am not trying to gain a following or likes. I am trying to gain beauty loving friends as I just said. I could care less about followers. I just want people to chat with. :),So then it shouldn't be a problem to repost from imgur. +"I assure you, UP is a movie.","No, I assure you, UP is a direction." +Top executives of a major fentanyl company arrested for allegedly leading a huge criminal conspiracy,That's what happens when you forgot to pay your bribes. +I'm not sure why you feel you can't be both,"Because anyone can be correct, not just an elite few." +this is my kratom tea steeping thought you guys might get TRIGGERED lol,I bet that tastes exactly as good as it looks. +"Rain gear recommendations As I was in my normal bike shorts and t-shirt when I opened up the garage yesterday morning I was severely depressed to see the ground all wet and this drippy stuff coming from the sky. I trudged through and rode to and from work though. The past few years I have just quit commuting on the bike in the winter but really want to keep it up this year. Sooooooo... For clothing I am looking for something waterproof that breathes cause I like to get my cardio in while I bike. I rarely do the leisurely ride. Any recommendations on pants, and jackets would be awesome. Also curious about warmth, as it gets colder I am not sure the super breathable rain gear will be up to the task. Next is socks. Is there a trick to keeping my socks dry or do winter commuters always just take a spare pair in to work? Lastly glasses in the rain. I get halfway through the commute and my glasses are just caked with water on the outside, fogging on the inside, and mud speckled throughout, ideas? Thanks everybody!","Best investment is full fenders, it's astonishing how much better cycling in the rain is with full fenders." +"I am confused... How can someone be THIS nice? Hello there, This evening I just casually played some Rocket League online matches (like i do almost every evening) as I got matchmaked with this random dude. He was really nice in-game and I asked him if he wants to trade. When we started trading, I didn't find anything I was interested in and he wasn't interested in anything from me either. He had heatwave though, and I asked him if he wanted to trade it. He declined, but said if he got another one he would give it to me (I wasn't really believing him, because why would someone do this? :D)! After that we played some matches together and I mentioned that I need to gather keys to buy Slipstream! He replied to this, that he gave one as a gift to a friend, and then proceeded to ask me if I wanted it. I said yes, and asked how much he wants for it. He said: Nothing! At this point I thought he was just trolling... After the match ended we left the lobby, and he went to collect the Slipstream from his friend! He then proceeded to play some games with him, and as it took a while I thought to myself: Well, this is it I guess. Why did I even expect him to give it to me? Oh boy, I never thought I could be this wrong... I asked him if he's still up to it, and agreed! He invited me, we traded with each other, and - long story short - gave me the Slipstream. For free. I said to him: Wow, Of course I can give you keys for it, they will unlock on sunday!, but he just said: Don't worry. it's yours now :). I was baffled... I had the Slipstream. He didn't want anything in return. He even gave me another painted topper and dark matter for free... What is going on here? The only thing he wanted to accept though, were lessons in freestyling, which we then proceeded to do! I don't know what else to say other than to thank him :) I am sure he won't see this, and I don't want to mention his name here, but I still want to show you guys, that there are still some really kind people out there! :)",I try to be just as nice myself. +What for the dominus gt,"Lightning wheels, Cert Dom snakeskin, and Ill give you the wheels too" +What were you named after?,Thomas point (and the associated road) on Sheridan lake in british columbia +a moment of silence for the republicans who were stoked for the ethno-nationalist police state so long as nobody groped their white daughters,Praise be to Josh Duggar +"Great now that you basically position yourself has the guy to go to for know how to fork....(because with that headline people like me will come here to really understand it, an as a pointer just because you are a tech guy doesn't mean you are better at everything) 1-Can you answer me how does it works? I mean the mechanics of it. 2-I run a node using Parity, do I instruct my parity to go right or left? through code, is there communications indicating to choose a side or just happens because in this case is not two factions to choose from but bug branch code or fixed branch, right?","OP is doing typical bitching, but no explaining." +Comey notified Congress of email probe despite DOJ concerns,Only for transparency when it suits them. +I don't think we can really blame him for being egotistical when we constantly treat him as if he's the second coming of Christ.,More like Christ was the prequel to Thom. +Former CIA officer on Pedophillia in Elite circles.,What does this have to do with the election? +"TIL in 2005, all 5 most senior positions of state in New Zealand were simultaneously held by women: the Queen, the Governor General, the Prime Minister, the Speaker of Parliamant, the Chief Justice.",Patriarchy at work. +I don't think this is the case. I've definitely had clutch captures with 0 tickets left.,"it is tho, was capping the flag with my squad but the time was over and we lost that attack round." +"May lose best friend. Need advice Me and this girl connect on every level. Now, her other friend believes I shouldn't talk to her. I'm afraid she'll take sides what do I do she's the one person I still care about","Is her other friend trying to isolate her from all her friends, or just you?" +never-lucky.jpg,early game player with 2 tarqs lol stop reading guides and start making 6* monsters +"I am testing and playing Cardians for quite some time now, have the deck and I've found that the morde Cardian monsters your deck contains the better it works. Play a staggering amount of 26 Cardian-monsters with only 14 spells (all 4 Cardian spells 3 times, 1 Reasoning, 1 ROTA). You need this insane number of cardians to keep your effects going off consistant. This way you can make 2 synchro's most of the time. In February we are getting an insane bossmonster where this build is even more important since you will need 5 cardian monsters on the field (one tuner)","Im surprised you're not running allure, I do, and it makes the deck far more consistent when you're not milling it." +"I don't think there's much aside from Kozmo (and FKs themselves) that benefit from destruction anywhere besides the field. Honestly, I feel like it was a convenient oversight in the design of Kozmos, because there are hardly any cards that can destroy cards in places other than the field.","I suppose Yang Zing could be a thing with fire king island, though that may be too bricky, and alas, I think metalfoes do it better." +"They're clearly overpowered. If a hero is 'required', it is overpowered. If we gradually nerf the numbers on lucio and reinhardt they'll eventually drop to a level where they're not necessary picks. This is what happens in dota. You nerf the heroes that are always picked, and buff the heroes which are never picked. Using anything else as a basis for what is overpowered versus what isn't is nonsensical. The legitimate argument for not nerfing lucio or reinhardt too much is that you want them overpowered on purpose; overpowered by design. This is also featured in dota - there are several items which are designed to be overpowered and provide you with far more than your money's worth - bkb and blink dagger are the obvious ones, but there are others as well.","We need more speed boosting options, Ana boost nerf just makes Lucio even more of a requirement now, while Rein is the only way to deathball without committing to a full on Dive comp ala Winston/Genji/Tracer." +Jeff Sessions is preparing for President Trump by making a list of the sanctuary cities he is going to go after,The Marxists are going to flip shit. +46 years ago was the beginning of time. If his join time was set to 0 (or a missing time got accidentally converted to 0) then that's what you'd see.,"Apparently all his karma is at 0, too." +"Bernie Sanders is nobody, nothing, nada, got it?",Still writing him in :) A nobody is better than trillary +Weed,lmao +This doesn't look good for our Kurdish allies.,Maybe we shouldn't ally ourselves with rebel groups that exist inside other nations. +"And the reports are that many of the landings have been hard on that plane. This is not the first pilot they've had, either.",The extreme density of Mike Pence is probably causing some problems balancing and controlling the aircraft. +Buck. Frost. Smoke. I don't need to misspell their names to show you how to pronounce them.,"Well if you were educated enough to know languages other than English, he wouldn't need to either." +"Ok, city people control government, tax the hell out of farmers, food prices skyrocket, everyone cries Armageddon and starves. Or, city people ban all guns because they see no reason to keep them around on the streets. Meanwhile everyone in the country gets f*** because they now can't hunt or protect their families. Or, city people pass huge taxes because, hey, they are all pretty well off. Meanwhile the rural economy gets F*** because now they have to pay huge taxes they simply can't afford in their local economy. Or, city people insist on urban infrastructure projects, leaving rural roads to decay and become dangerous or impossible to navigate. I could go all day","City people don't ban anything you fucking retard, the government does." +I drew my summoner,I really love the style +Here's a thought. Act like a grown up and don't wander around at night catching Pokemon.,This is why suburban people think the city is unsafe. +Why haven't you gathered all the chavs in the country and made them fight to the death?,Apparently the promise of a massive poundland wasn't enough to gather them all. +Would have,"I would of thought that the poster above you was playing off the joke of the article by deliberately writing bad, but I guess I learnt differently when I saw you correct him on would of (but not, for some reason, 'learnt.')" +"Hey baby, I consider you a human bean. Wanna see my 8 perfectly tanned cock? ;)","Oh yes, you 9/10 genetically superior chad." +"Wait, there is a sub reddit for people to circle jerk this sort of stuff off. Please tell me these posts are sarcastic and not real.",Sometimes I wish they were sarcastic.. +Devblog - A short video showing warrior/ranger and mage gameplay,Please sync the horse run sound with its animation +"Not to detract from her amazing career, but putting a fedora on an American white collar worker in a film set in the late thirties feels like a no-brainer.",All that was missing was the neck beard am i right? +"You are doing these hunts for other people, not for your self. You do not own the creature, you get three carves for personal rewards, they gift the rest. Cutting off the tail is for you to have, because they want the monster.","'There's this Dalamadur up on this area and we fear it will destroy the entire world, go slay it hunter' Doesn't sound like they want it for personal gain to me" +Not another fucking damage class.,**Hi-Rez add another damage class** +"His name is Lukasz Urban a Polish truck driver, His heroism has started the embers burning, the fire will rise. He tried to save Germany!",His name was Lukasz. +"I'm *far* left wing and I disagree with you. Not enough of us are willing to call out and outright attack our fellow leftists for spewing hateful bullshit identity politics. Until we do, in my view people are justified in attacking the left not just for espousing this stuff but for tolerating it. What one minority group says doesn't reflect badly on the left, but the left's deafening silence in condemning those assholes really does.",Are people on the right of the spectrum to be held accountable for neo-nazis or similar hate groups then? +"Seriously those fuckers are 15 cents each, return those to buy more cheap booze.",Look at mister fancy pants here who's in a state that pays you to recycle. +Do you play tank or use land artillery often? Ive seen it happen with both. Hitting the side of a horse with a tank round or artillery and seeing it just keep riding.,"I play with tank yeah, but usually it's light tank so i take out them easy." +The Bystander Effect.,I donated 5$ +Roast me bois,Didnt I just see you on that suicide girls website? +"Sure. But that's why I think it's fair to say that Kaep is, at best, being very stupid and failing to realize that people will view his actions as disrespecting the military. At worst, he's actually disrespecting them.","I think the best case scenario is getting more people aware of the great injustice black people still face in the country, which is the case that's winning, it seems." +Skyrim...,r/wholesomememes +How old were you when you first walked or took public transport to or from school?,"seven or eight, and thirteen." +I have been screwing a 21 year old. I cheated on my husband,this whore is well paid! +Also attacking Russia in the winter. I'm pretty sure they did that and still won. The Mongolians are the exception to the traditional rules.,Cue the Mongoltage! +here's a nice bird (:,I read bud instead of bird. +Vaccaro is actually pretty good. I get picks with him more than the opponent completes deep balls on him.,Well he does have some of the best catching stats but he's just too slow for me to even consider. +"The enemy has many spies in his service; birds, beasts.",It's not just the redcoats that have their spies. +Patch note link?,It's stickied on the front page of this sub +"LOL ...Duct tape is .35 in thickness.... Don't know where you buy yours, but tape that thick would be pretty useless. Such tapes are usually ~11-13 mils thickness, so more like 4 miles long using your other dimensions...",What is mils? +"Not to be the party pooper, but he landed on his front :) so he just broke his ribs instead",Never let the facts get in the way of a good story. +"I know, which is why it's good, but so many developers try to release a completely playable thing which means people's expectations of Early Access games are, by default, to get a playable product with mostly minimal bugs.",Which results in bad devs putting out shit that will never be updated with the promise of something great. +"Incoming strikers? i know its early days and we dont even start with an out and out striker but with sturridge's injury record, do you think we will bring someone in during the january window?",Ben Woodburn Ballon D'Or 2017. +Why isn't Ford in Formula 1?,They probably don't want to do a Honda. +"New Characters I wish harada and his team will go back to creating characters with real world martial arts, i mean yeah you have those occasional bears and raptors, but i wish they would return to creating one. I think raven started it all with his ninja antics, there are still a lot of martial arts that aren't represented in tekken yet. I wish josie rizal was based on manny pacquiao, as a kind of student of steve of some sort.",I'm pretty sure Jack started it all in Tekken 1 with Brute Force. +"2016 Week 14 Trash Talk Thread Please use this thread to post any trash talk about next week's opponent. Some people from their sub may come here to do the same, so please don't down vote them for using the post correctly.",I'M GOING TO RIP THE FIRST YELLOW TOWEL I SEE AT THE GAME AND SHOVE IT DOWN MY PANTS! +what's unbelievable about it?,He has running water but no actual bathroom in his house. +What part of Reddit history were you there for?,The Jenny story The death of FPH The whole Ellen Pao / Victoria clusterfuck The Button 10/10 with Rice +"Say what you like about ole' Adolf, he wasn't a rambling, incoherent mess until at the very end.",And I don't think Hitler sexually assaulted any women. +This cuck just had his entire political career ended tonight by Donald J. Trump. Press F to pay respects,John is a MESS! +"We do know that falling to the core of a planet that is going to blow up later is fatal, though",Let's not rush to logical assumptions. +It's fascinating how people so often assume others on the internet are men.,Everyone on Reddit is a white American male unless confirmed otherwise. +"How often do you switch primaries? I find that I can never settle on one primary, I switch between various ones depending on mood, unless it's arc burn then Zhalo all the way. I have a Fatebringer roll on a The Wounded scout, I love using Ace of Spades, i've just got Outbreak Prime so i'm levelling that, then there's the vendor Distant Star for full auto firefly fun. Or a max stability full auto DIS-47, Or my god roll CD for Crucible, Too much choice! Basically, do you stick to 1 or 2 trusted primaries, or have a revolving door of weapons your like to use.","I'm with you on that one, I keep switching between my Not Like The Others, Lingering Song, Arminius-D, and Hawksaw" +Nassau County Deputy killed while assisting Border Patrol Agents. Guatemalan man who has already been deported TWICE is captured in Jacksonville following Deputy Oliver's death. WE NEED THE WALL,shit was all over the radio. +"All good, now your information is up to date and correct!",Yeah i guess playing one match of calliope in a friend's account isn't really representative +You think I am preparing these tactics to play against get right or ScreaM? It's just a yolo tactic for soloQ that allows you to have fun and get high ranks!,"No, man, Matchmaking is SERIOUS BUSINESS" +Lewis Baker free kick goal vs AZ (0-1),Young Lampard! +Lol I love that scene in Modern Family! Can't remember what Gloria was referring to though.,That show is fantastic. +Holy fuck who does this?,"Ethan Bradberry, except he doesn't help people" +I've been listening to them for 14 years. They're my favorite band.,That's weird... +"I just told my girlfriend that I loved her... I don't. I have no idea what to say. I've been with my girlfriend for a little over a year. We have a great time with each other, I really enjoy the time we spend together, but I've come to realize that I do not love her. There was a spark when we first started going out but it's faded over time and I've started to contemplate breaking up with her. Right now our lives are both really hectic and I don't need to add something like that to the pile so I hadn't given it any real thought since it popped into my head. I do really like her and our time together, I just know I am not in love with her. The fuck up: I've been helping my mom plan a surprise birthday party for my dad, so on Sunday I spent the whole day on the phone with family inviting them to the event. After every conversation I said, I love you, see you soon. because it's family and I love my family. Right as I'm finishing up the list I get a call from GF. We have a normal conversation about what we are going to do for dinner, we decide, and right as I'm about to hang up I say, I love you, see you soon. and ended the call. I immediately felt my sphincter clench as I realized what I had done. I really hoped she had hung up before she heard it. But she didn't. When I get to her place that night to pick her up for dinner, she had the whole place set up. Dinner made, candles everywhere, new dress. As soon as I walked in she threw her arms around me and said that she loved me too and had been so afraid of telling me because she didn't think I felt the same way. but now that she knows she was so happy. I had no idea what to say so I didn't and we started kissing. The dinner was amazing and we had great sex afterwards, the whole while I can't stop thinking about how much I fucked up. It was similar yesterday, I came over and she had food set out for me and gave me a backrub, talking about our future and how it felt great to be taking this next step with me. She's told her parents and they are thrilled. I feel like a piece of shit right now. I wish I had said something right away but how do you take something like that back without completely destroying her? I really care about her, enough to not want to do that to her, but I don't love her. I'm considering marrying her just because I have don't know how to get out of this any other way. --- **tl;dr**: Was thinking of breaking up with my girlfriend, then I accidentally told her I loved her. She is over the moon, I feel like a shit sandwich and don't know how to come clean without ripping her heart out.","Just marry her, you fucked up and told her you love her so marry her and spend the rest of your life with someone you don't love" +Sweet! Thanks for the idea! Never thought of this. Nice to see a fan of Kamen Rider W. -Maximum Drive!-,Joker Extreme! +"Just few, trolling elite players is fun. Also you must be salty, even with invincible supercap blop you still cant insta win. Im sure you are feeling ashamed.","I'm not retarded, I'm just trolling Literally you right now." +Video games not being a massive social clusterfuck. I gamed (and still game) to get away from the world and all the shitty people in it.,Sega Genesis +"Hey Minnesota, it's me, a Canadian. Just wanted to give you some good vibes if you're feeling down. Always admired you guys. You've got a beautiful state, and Minneapolis is awesome. Hope you can protect your forests and lakes. You've always got a bud up here. Go Vikings.",Is it true that it's almost impossible to move to Canada? +I have the same setup: Bluto on a Farley 7. Love it. Eating some breakfast now then going to hit the trail.,"I dont think i've bottomed the shock out but I did a couple rides now and my ring thingy is about an inch from the top It's so plush and smooth I love it, I have no idea how to use the dampers" +"How's Atlanta? Now that it's a few episodes in, how's Atlanta holding up? I enjoyed the first episode I saw that was on YouTube. Is it worth watching the other ones, or does it go down hill?",It's half an hour of auteurist brilliance every week +What does the diet of one of your hockey athletes consist of?,Roots and potatoes probably. +I have both and I use my air every single day. I use my pax about 4 times a year for kayaking and camping trips. Otherwise it's just not that enjoyable to use on an every day basis compared to the Air. It really does eat through weed fast and a session is not that relaxing because you need to keep opening up the oven to stir. Cleaning is a pain in the ass too,Ok I don't think I'll get it. +"Isn't the carousel still behind the customs line? How can reporters get there, including gear? Or did they also take a flight?",Customs checks are for international flights. +"Hate to say I told you so, rubes. ...oh who am I kidding? I love saying it!",Schadenfreude at its best. +You must be an only child.,"You must be pretty young, since it's generally the case that once siblings grow out of childhood squabbles they become friends." +Donald Trump Makes History With Zero Major Newspaper Endorsements,I wish they just all endorsed Sanders and said WTF america you are broken. +"I read as long as 1 guy has the dlc, others can enjoy it too, is that true?","So long as the person with the DLC is hosting, yes." +16+ what functions?,Infections? +Ixusksjixuuguidekekkdsis o iocicofkkdkskidiksuwfjuwimetjk xxx uuxrmjti xxx ksjkj just fjxdmrizisimjviai jk jduuwjfnjvujdmwx hi iy firmfjzijwfmbwjk,ctrl+v navyseal.docx +Outdoor Fire Ban - Question on Grilling,Also keep plenty of water nearby and don't use the outdoor fireplace when windy. +So dx11 is out of the table?,Just enabling dx11 support will help absolutely nothing +"Naventic I've always hated Naventic, is anyone else happy that Fan switched teams so you can completely hate Naventic?",GFE isn't exactly doing too well either. +She sleeps naked,I can't wait to tell her...... I shower NAKed. +Students selling 'All White People Are Racist' Hoodies spark controversy,replace people with US-Americans ... than yes +"Leg press substitute? I'm doing the reddit PPL, but leg presses hurts my lower back, should I bother replacing it since I'm squatting 3x5 twice a week anyways? I dont really care about leg size that much (as long as its not at a meme level small) anyways, but I want to make sure I'm not creatine imbalances since theres alot of hamstring work on the program.","Lunges and split squatsare my go to, some people like front squats." +"It's just an opinion. I know people who loved da2 and couldn't stand the others, that's fine too.","The fandom is very divided on it, that's true..." +The look on his face says that is a company vehicle.,Looks like a shitty company then. +"Iron Fist was about the ever controversial racism towards white people topic in the source material, but nowadays this is incredibly taboo in media due to the current heated cultural environment. Punisher will probably just be Frank being Frank, I don't think Punisher ever succeeded in touching upon social topics in the comics outside of that one time he almost killed Eminem.","no lie though, I expect at least one Eminem song in his show." +I think my watch is mocking me,Rightfully so... get moving! +I bid $5 more than u/Diamondstuff will. Dat boi is mine.,no u don't +Fuckin' Amateurs,Thank you for elaborating your counterposition and providing your arguments and evidence where the author's description diverges from your perception. +Metroid: Other M hitting the NA Wii U eShop tomorrow,"At least in the States, this can be had at a used game store for well under $10." +Eyy! Merry Christmas!,Candaidan? +Hillary was actually the one responsible for getting him to do that.,How do you figure that? +"If you had to live the rest of your life in a part of the country very different from your own, where would you go and why?",Is Chicago very different from my own? +"That progression isn't because high school education got *worse,* it's because employment became more complicated and specialized than before. The public school system is designed to be a one-size-fits-all solution where everyone has the opportunity to start off on relatively level ground after graduation. Specialization is the entire reason for postsecondary education.",That level ground needs to be raised. +"Eight players under six feet tall hit 30+ home runs this year (Beltre, Betts, Cespedes, KhDavis, Dozier, Gyorko, Odor, Santana), shattering the previous record of six set in 1999 (Giles, Mondesi, I-Rod, Sheffield, Stairs, Tatis)",I didn't think Cespedes is under 6' but I guess he is. +IIIIIIIIIII WANNA KNOW. Have you eva seen the rain?,Comin down on a sunny day +"Hypothesis: Snipers aren't one hit kill anymore, wait that's a fact not a hypothesis.",snipers never were **always** one hit kill. +There are no Progressives getting elected. What kind of fool believes this stuff?,The fools that are trying to do it. +Xiaomi Mi Note 2 Sold Out In Just 50 Seconds In the First Sale xpost r/xiaomi,Xiaomi Mi Note 2 Sold Out in Just 50 Seconds because they only have 1 phone for sale. +Thank fuck Finland at their best is still worse than Sweden :),Like last year right? +"Somebody in Korea played Lee sin support, but I can't remember who.","Mata, also played zed support lol" +That,those +Good thing you made this thread cause there's just *no* discussion of this backfield going on anywhere else,HOW DARE HE HAVE TO USE THE SEARCH BAR +Yet she is still wearing the slave outfit.,Do you cover your genitals? +The arms sales came after the alliance.,Obviously. +So this is what Trump's African-American outreach looks like in action.,See he is proving that they are living in hell! +"When you are T-3 in the East last year, gain Al Horford and a top 3 pick... You will probably improve",A top 3 pick is a very convenient way to put it... +House Committee hearing FBI Director James Comey about National Security and Clinton Emails,Damn email? +TIL Ovechkin was a Sharks fan growing up.,"Yes, yes... the Sharks were the Russian team of the 90s." +"My First, Current, And Only Bullet Journal",I'm sorry but how do you have time to take 2 showers and a bath every day? +"One SMG-11 burst, three headshots. (Ranked)",One 12 shot burst +His power was to be a very good strategist. IIRC he saw diagrams on the battlefield that looked like board games? Kind of a discount Number Man.,Counterattack thinker +Not many films capture the dynamics of the so-called Two Solitudes than this. Belgians in particular would probably enjoy it.,There is a sequel being made as well. +This has been the most empowering realization of my life.,"I so badly want to share this on Facebook, but I know EXACTLY how that would go..." +The frost on my car this morning looks like fur,This picture made me shiver lol. +"Can we have a Game Mode to play gods with their old kits? I will never stress this enough, but ALL the gods I loved and for which I stuck to Smite have been changed, can we have the old conquest map and the old gods as a game mode or match of the day? Like who cares if they graphics are outdated. Just let us old players have some love for still being here after 4 years.",#Yes plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. +What happened with Trump now. My internet has been wonky all day and it's not barely working,Suggested assassinating Hillary again +I won't touch it without SkyUI.,Well I won't touch SkyUI but have to in order to make mods work. +"I wanna try a minimal session here. I'd go with a Knight of Time and Knight of Space, and that's it. Why Knight? Unlike, say, Page or Prince, it doesn't seem to come with drawbacks. The player just becomes stronger using their aspect. From what I remember, Dave began manipulating time earlier and more precisely than John did with wind; sure, he made items to do it, but how exactly the aspect is used is not too relevant. Or, if we interpret Knight as a protector role, then that's still not too bad, protecting Space and Time is what keeps you out of doomed timelines and gets the game finished. Now, if this pair has flaws, it's that they don't have a strong leader figure to command them. We've already seen that Dave didn't want to lead at all, and neither did any Space player. These might be more personal traits, but I think Skaia picks your classpect based on your personality to some extent. Still, with only two players, things like lack of communication are less of an issue than with 4 or 12. As long as they survive entry and the first stage of building, the first one could get through their gate and then they could just continue doing the session together. Given that a 2 player session can exist at all, it should be possible to beat it, and working together they might just be able to pull it off. That does leave the self-realization piece of their quest, since the knights we've seen seem to have some deep-seated issues... But then again, Karkat and Dave developed the most by being together. Not sure if this is the Blood aspect doing magic or maybe just their personalities matching well after initial friction, but the shared classes could also play a role. So hopefully the same would happen for my heroes Dave and Galacta Knight. Also this way I can call the space player Galacta Knight and not be wrong...",The Knight of Space: Fuck you I don't want to make the frog +"I would actually like to get into the genre myself. I'm mostly am avid sci-fi reader, with some fantasy sprinkled in. But the style and depth I've heard to be apart of the noir is something that is intriguing to me. Would you suggest a starting point?","The Maltese Falcon, then watch the film" +"^ Arabs are considered ethnically white, at least by US census.",the US census is wrong +"Looking for a PC FPS game. These are my preferences. I'm a very casual gamer, in terms of hours played. About once a year I try to read up on new games to find something that'll get me hooked, which often ends in disappointment. Here's the thing: I hate story. Every time I have to sit through a cutscene I want to blow my head off. I hate having to learn complex and/or forced systems just to be able to enjoy the game. It's not that I think it's impossible to create a video game with a great story, I've just never seen it. To give you some examples of what I *do* like, I love the gameplay of Half-Life 2, but the story is fucking atrocious. I enjoy COD4, but it's too linear/constrained. I've had a lot of fun with Just Cause 3, but liberating city after city in a very similar way gets a bit tired. Far Cry 3 is pretty close to what I'm looking for, but there's too much arbitrary, ridiculous stuff to learn. It feels constructed. I want something more down-to-earth. I just want to be walking around by myself, exploring a jungle, abandoned city or whatever, finding weapons, every now and then encountering someone who tries to kill me, and figuring out smart ways to take them out. Sneaking up on them, sniping from a distance, hiding in the shadows, stuff like that. Did I mention I hate crowded, chaotic battlefields? Console is not an option. I can't stand using a controller to look around. It feels like I'm trying to get out of a swamp with my arms and legs cut off. I'd be grateful for any relevant suggestions. Thanks! :)",Have you played the Borderlands series? +"In my hometown if someone calls the city San Fran they're a tourist. It doesn't matter if they live there or not, they're not *from* there.",What about S.F? +Would a mutual withdrawal of military forces from the border not be a good thing? We should be glad for the de-escalation of possible conflicts.,"That what Putin calls a border are actually countries like Estonia, Lithuania and Lettland who had been occupied by the Soviet Union and if you read strategic plans of Alexander Dugin, they're supposed to come home to the empire again." +He was so deescalated experts say he'll never commit another crime again. Ever,That's what I call rehabilitation! +There is no pay,Do YOU work for free? +"What college is that, if I may ask. My high school son is looking at colleges in the Midwest and that sounds like our kind of place.",I'll PM you :D +If my ice isn't at least -45 is just not cold enough.,I want some of that 4K ice +THE PANTHERS SUCK AND YOU'RE A GROTESQUELY UGLY FREAK.,# THANK YOU +I must have been hallucinating when I saw DPS threads showing all lock specs in the lower 50% of the top DPS charts. Weird.,Bottom half is still above 200k dps. +I little ankle twist on my run this morning...,Walk it off pussy +UFC weigh-ins,I wonder if we will ever see this fight happen... It's on my wish list for sure +On a positive note if we don't make the playoffs we may be more likely to rid ourselves of Smith.,Honestly doubtful +"Or chocolate and spice. I love chocolate, and I love spice...but I love them *separately.* They do not belong together! Take your nasty cayenne chocolate and leave.",You probably won't like Mexican hot chocolate then. +It should open after the boss dies? I have never had it stay closed once that room was cleared out.,Yeah closed tight :( +"If they think anything about it at all, they probably think it's weird that humans form monogamous relationships in the first place. Pair bonding is pretty rare in animals. Frankly, true monogamy is pretty rare in humans....",I got called cynical for saying the same to my cousin the other day. +Gr8 m8 i r8 8/8.,gr8/m8 8 +i think she likes u :3 add her,ok +"When your rational is that BLM means they matter too, you can't say you don't care about other lives. It makes you a hypocrite and a twat.","Believe it or not, members of every race die every single day except us white people, of course, we're immortal like the elves in Lord of The Rings" +HE-HE-HE-HE!,Hue hue hue hue FTFY +65 whilst playing a game usually Edit. Sometimes it may hit 70 on occasion,Sounds good to me. +"Well, wait until tomorrow morning when they wake up and see the NYT and People Magazine. It's going to be a rout.",What are they running? +You just don't know how to talk to girls,Hold up girl I gotta go contact Victoria's Secret modeling agency...... OMG +"Trump Complains That Bombing Suspect Will Get Medical Care, Due Process","Yes, because that's the civilized thing to do." +Wrong MI state.,Minnesota? +"You're missing a zero. Nader got just under 100,000 votes.",I think he's mad about Harry Browne +why did they call a timeout?,they shook +"r/the_donut just died, press F to pay respects F",Why do you hate donuts? +"Quick CTR, shit on the troops!",No one shits on the troops more than Donald. +"Just went and bought a FFXIV Heavensward code from gamestop... And I am currently unable to redeem the code via Mogstation. Apparently when you have the game over steam, you HAVE to purchase Heavensward over steam, and not in store I suppose. Now i'm sitting here, 40 bucks less with a code I can't even use, any suggestions?","It's too bad we don't see more threads about this, then people would know how the system works." +When you're on a first date and her dad doesn't approve.,Spicy +"it's not really a sob story. just giving reason on why I'm really looking for serious people to play with. like I said in the post, I could care less about attention.","If you truly can care less about it, post in the overwatchlft subreddit I linked, and save the sob story, I'm not telling you because I give two shits either way, but people will be more likely to A) read your whole post B) respond to it C) play with you If it doesn't start out sounding like a woe is me." +That's in the game files you can easily obtain those.,-.- I mean CUTOUTS FROM THE BREAKER ROOM-- +"Good. If you want to be homeless, go live in the wilderness. then nature will eat you and problem solved. Everybody's happy. :)","they dont want people there, either" +Ah the old blind sheep argument. Apple has nearly a trillion dollar market cap because people are dumb. Ok.,"Yep, 80-90% of the world uses windows and/or android and it's the Apple users that are sheep" +"Hey look, another one who didn't even watch the hit from today which he's complaining about.",Did I say anything about today? +Lady angry at kids on hover boards gets angrier when she realizes she's on camera,I get the weirdest boners watching videos like this. +"Congalalas return in Monster Hunter XX, Renkin Style introduced",finally I can be a bowgunner support like I always wanted to +"Source? Do you have any quantitative measurement to back up that claim? (say, higher levels of intrasynaptic dopamine in the striatum when drinking alcohol as opposed to inhaling nicotine)",Are you for real? +Performance is literally killing me The game is unplayable for people with old computers like mine. i've lost 30 fps from this update and i can't play the game without the gfx lag. Anyway to fix it ? or a way to increase fps ? Anything would be helpful really.,RIP GG EZ +I think his 3 needs to not be a basic attack. That's it.,That would make him shit-tier. +Should women roam naked then ?,Who said they should roam naked? +"Build a better one for the same cost, or an equal quality one for less.",How? +Bob Loblaw law blog,Let's say you were going on a date with.... Some blah-blah blah +"Thank you. I'm not sure I agree on the violence is immoral, but if it works for you, I'm good with it. I think it's immoral to initiate violence for any reason other than defense of self or others, so we're not entirely at odds.","Yes, and I find that moral stance acceptable." +Actually most people who get pneumonia are not hospitalized.,Even when they pass out? +Always did this in my family.,"If you don't mind me asking, does your family live in the Morridor?" +German language defening,Leck mich am arsch +What do you think they're making these faces for? (This is open to interpretation),They're planning the destruction of the entire planet by breaking into Black Mesa and firing all the rockets. +Simply Christmas - Leslie Odom Jr. (2016),Thank you so much for this! +"Deeper rim Roc3 alternative? So I currently throw KC Rocs. I've made them work, but sometimes the rim/profile feels off for my big hand. So I handled a Champ Roc3 and that felt bigger but not quite enough. I ordered a DX Roc3 and felt a McPro to confirm it still feels too small. I like how it's flatter for sure. I used Infinite Discs advanced search and a Condor and a Hornet came up. I don't know if this is right. TL;DR Roc3 alternative with a deeper rim and similar profile?","Ugh, i hate deep rims :p" +We do not know how that works yet. CoHOH last year consisted of each HOH nominating a HG and each HOH getting all the perks and disadvantges like playing in POV yet not being able to play in the following POV. I'm wondering if Morgan is HOH can we give her the CoHOH package as well?,"No, I think if Morgan is HOH we will be unable to nominate her for Co-HOH." +Its nice to see this person took time out of their busy schedule of rocking back and forth in the corner of the asylum mumbling to themselves to write this.,It is sarcasm. +"If I get the game on Tuesday, will the patch update be automatically installed or...?","if on PS4, disconnect your PS4 from online in the settings menu" +Greek neo-Nazi party Golden Dawn endorses Trump,Maybe they chose to endorse him because they admire his economic policies. +BioShock 2 deservers more love!: Only in BIOSHOCK 2,I cant get past the bad textures and horrible character models but the remaster has made it wayyyy better +"And the only one he missed was the NiP one, which I really DONT WANNA FUCKING TALK ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!",Hello darkness my old friend :( +Good tank sales...That would be in our winter department.,I expect there will be something good for Black Friday +Found this post ironically funny and after finding out r/dedgaem is a legit subreddit this became even funnier.,"That sub is 2 years old, irony overwhelming." +"New Text to Speech Engine, WaveNet, is Like the Real Thing","Doesn't get the timing between words right, otherwise it's good." +"I just traded Tevin Coleman and Jeremy Kerley for Gordon. I love Coleman, but his ceiling is limited with the timeshare with Freeman. I'd do it for Gordon.","Yeah, I'm trying to divest of Coleman" +Have you tried turning it off and back on again.,"I ALREADY TOLD YOU, I AM NOT A POWER SWITCH PERSON!" +Apparently Moldova is so irrelevant they didn't even get their own description,I would say Moldova is very very complicated +Anthony Davis: 148 points = most by any player with an 0-4 start,"We're too quick to jump the gun, he may pull an 07 MVP Dirk and go 50-5 after this" +"If you've got benevolent AI beings on a thumb drive or something, please let us know. All we have to work with is humans",Most other countries don't have a culture of politicizing the judiciary and get by fine. +"Oh shut the fuck up. He lost because more people voted for Hillary. There is no other reason. He completely ignored the minority vote. In fact, he pretty much ignored anyone that was not in college.","No, the superdelegates tipped the scales." +Im sure if you look up those exact words on Google you're bound to find an article,I'll just wait for a braver soul to look it up +I would have cared. There is no way that plane can stay airborne at that angle for so long. It only makes sense of its a spaceship.,Its like they didnt even consult an aerodynamicist before making the scene! +Bring back the bulls name and all will be well in Eastern Ontario..,"I'm doubtful they will, considering they've re-branded all bingo's social media to Senators AHL" +"Hey Reddit, I have memory issues due to many concussions in my earlier years and TIL a little life hack to give the short term memory a boost. I'm a shipper receiver and deal with numbers a lot, and it's quite frustrating to be trying to remember a number, walk from one side of the warehouse to another only to have forgotten it. I've discovered that audio and visual memory are seem to be separate, so with longer strings I will repeat 5 or 6 digits to myself while simultaneously visualizing 3 or 4. Not a life changing discovery but this has taken a lot of frustration out of my days and hopefully it can help someone else out too.",You told us this 2 weeks ago. +What is the best dirty talk you have ever heard in bed?,I wonder how long it'll take before somebody mentions THAT comment +Ta?,Ta = Cheers mate +Mousesports horror story,Cobble is an awful map for mouz always has been... +The thing is that the console launches in 3 months and no negative feedback. A year before the Wii U was launch devs talked horribly about the Wii U.,Overall we need to have a lesser expectation when it comes to AAA games. +What emails are you talking about? I must have missed this.,Bobs middle name is Hillary-Clinton +"t1 multifrequency, garde II domi for afk. 1 will suffice, you do NOT need 4.",Why gardes and not Ogres? +It became collegeacb?,Yep. +Would it be more beneficial to have one central hub where I dump all my looted scrap?,It doesn't matter where you dump it as long its connected to the rest +"WTF Nintendo!? So just got off the phone with my local gamestop, not only is Nintendo not allowing preorders for the new NES Classic but they are apparently only getting limited stock (like 10 max). I don't understand this. OBVIOUSLY its going to be a huge seller. Why wouldn't you allow preorders and at least have enough stock!? Idiots.",Why are people still preordering? +"I would've thought it was some guy downvoting everyone to bring their comments higher, but it looks like there are people deliberately targeting you.",Lol bring it +"My home country is Venezuela. I am doing fine, but I am here studying so it's not really impressive","It's good to hear of a fellow countryman doing well in another country, best of luck." +"Keep the card open, close the bank accounts. Make sure to turn off all online statements and print the confirmation page before you close anything.",Why do I need to turn off online statements? +What is wrong with society?,"The acceptance, glorification even, of obesity." +i dont understand?,You have to launch steam and then launch games through the steam front end. +Atlas Corp Event Meet the Applicants (when pigs fly),"It's Atlas Core man, get your names straight." +"you see, i would make some puns to papyrus but i think it would be a *pun*ishment for him to hear them!","Wow, your name sure fish fitting, I'm Undying to hear more." +Was the leader of that group named Clinton by chance? They definitely had the relevant skill set.,I cannot fucking wait for this goddamned fucking election to fucking end so I don't have to see these inane fucking comments from dumb fucks in every god-fucking thread. +What is your opinion of Satan?,I would thank him for all the great music in my life that he was responsible for. +"Players who Could Retire Today and be HOFers Simple Question: Who do you think you be a HOFer if they were to retire at the very end of this season? Of course there's some obvious choices of guys who are playing next year but already have their case made, including but not limited to Albert Pujols, Miguel Cabrera, Ichiro, Adrian Beltre, Kershaw, but who else do you think would be a HOFer without any other stat padding after this year? I'd say easy choices include Robinson Cano, Carlos Beltran, Mike Trout (yes after only five seasons, if he were to suffer a career ended he'd still be HOF) and potential others could be Chase Utley (as WAR metrics get more popular he'll be seen as an all time peak), Justin Verlander and Felix Hernandez (as future voters will care less for win totals and the number of starters throwing enough innings to pile up high WAR will decrease) Anyone else you think is, as of today, a HOFer?",Gary +They are more interested in letting their friends know that they saw Hillary than they are actually interested in seeing Hillary.,I bet half of them aren't going to vote. +That's what's great about this campaign. All the memes and videos are homegrown and made with love!,Let's 'pokeymanz go' to the polls +My mom won't stop sending me toilet paper. I live alone. 89.5 rolls and counting.,Picture of toilet paper. +"As a non American, I'll be glad when unrelated discussions on reddit stop going off into random political tangents. It's so damn annoying, honestly.",Found the Trump supporter! +"Gems are on sale until the 9th (after HiRez Expo), but the chests are only on sale for 2 days, 18 hours from the time I comment. Just check the in game timers when you log on.","Alright, thanks!" +Whatever happened to #WeTakeTheHighRoad hmm,"That would have been the neoliberal establishment wussies that lost the elections, not the average liberal/leftist in the streets." +Yeah it's crazy how many unknowns we now have. It's absolutely shocking that half the voters are ok with how little we know about his policies.,"It's like Brexit, its more of a fuck you to the establishment from a coalition of people who feel like they've been left behind by neoliberal orthodoxy and globalization, for reasons ranging from simple xenophobia, to actual legitimate economic grievances and local stagnation." +"Why haven't the mods locked, NSFW'ed, and removed this submission yet for being political?",well it's against Trump so ya gotta let it fly! +Kenpom's Top 10 Players Of The Year (So Far),No love for Ball? +ditko is actually nice. he replies to any letter you send him,"oh shit, i'm going to write my first letter in ten years" +FBI Source: We all got quiet when Comey started speaking and when he said the case was back open the entire building broke out in cheers,They are happy because of the bonus they are getting from the Kremlin +DAMN THAT ELECTRICAL OUTLET THO,THAT SHOW LEVEL OF INCOMPETENCE DONALD TRUMP WOULD BRING TO THE TABLE +Thanks. That was actually what I thought,"Yeah, I was gonna say the same thing myself but didn't wanna take the guy's above opportunity to shine" +Where the fuck do you even get enough poison to cripple 20 grown men that fast in ye olden days,"She said it was a new fruit from the new world, so presumably it was something poisonous they were all unfamiliar with." +I don't have a truck,"Love my CR-V, best car ever" +I beg to differ,"I concur, not better than that." +That is way more impressive to have an entire division that good so late.,Browns were in last place and 1 game back from 1st going into like week 13 +You can hide betas from your games list by hitting start on then and selecting hide.,In which menu? +And also getting there.,Apollo 13 proved that. +What is your best dick joke?,Look in my pants. +MNF Game Thread: The Cincinnati Bengals (3-4-1) @ New York Giants (5-3) Broadcast: ESPN. Location: MetLife. Inactives: WR Cruz QB Johnson DB Hall OT Beatty OG Pugh DE Wynn LB Skinner FUCK THE COWBOYS!,Watch out for the fake. +Or something crazy happens like Atlanta gets shut out. That can happen too,As a bucs fan.... Pls +"This shit screams low self esteem. Why does she need to grind on a pillow and put it online like that? So she feels some sort of self worth? With the over-the-top grinding and over enthusiastic facial expressions...she's pretty hot...she could probably get any dick she wanted if she just went the fuck outside...But naw, fucking a pillow online seems way better. Did her parents not love her enough? did her dad love her *too* much? honestly? horny lonely girl grinds pillow online. horny lonely dudes jack-off to girl-pillow action. Dope.",She can keep fuck as many pillows as she wants I have no problem with that bruh +"Well to her defence, I haven't trained her to listen yet. I'd appreciate a life pro tips on how to make women to be better listeners.","Force, of course!" +Spotted today in my hometown. I have so many questions.,Needs more footrests. +"That is incorrect, you get the payout even before the fix, the documentation is explicit with that. The reparations are in place regardless if you eventually fix it or not.","So wrong, it's adorable." +"Let's be real here, you drive way too aggressively and this video wasn't really worth uploading.",<3 +"I was just about to post this! Every time this guy posts a new video, I am utterly shocked at how capable he is. And this dudes day job is a bus driver!",I think he quit the bus jig though. +"A video of Dan playing DF would be him just staring at the screen trying to understand what each symbol means.That is, after spending half an hour trying to learn how to start to play, and another few minutes wondering if he's already playing or if he needs to do something else.",Or you just use a charset with the controls open and you'll be fine. +"The elite players in the game are the best... mentioning a GK is silly. How about players you can control like Ronaldo, Messi, Bale and different Legends. If you tell me you would rather a Martial than any of those players you're crazy.","For me Messi is absolutely amazing, Bale on the other hand, utter shit, fucking monkey looking ass cant dribble" +"How do you see these next 5 games panning out for the Giants? Earlier in the year, I made a prediction that after the bye week, the worst we could go is 5-4. So far, my prediction is still holding true, with the G-Men going 4-0. (5 games left, I think we will win at the very least 1 of the divisional games) Now that we beat the winless Browns, it's time to get serious with our expectations. We've seen the Steelers, with their fearful offense of Big Ben, Antonio Brown, and Le'veon Bell, play flat out awful at times..and other times just destroy the other team. Matthew Stafford has been playing surprisingly well this year, playing probably as a top 7 QB, and being able to close out games when they matter. Dallas is the team to beat right now, and they are just running red hot on all cylinders. The Redskins found their stride as well, I think Kirk Cousins will finish out this season somewhere in as a top 10 QB for this year. The Eagles I think are the weakest of the remaining, but we definitely know they can show up on any given day. Now as I stated, realistically (and the pessimistic side), I think the worst we can go in these next 5 games is 1-4. If I were to play a bit more optimistic but stay real, my gut somehow tells me we can only finish at 3-2 (wins possibly against the Lions or Steelers, and probably 2 of the 3 remaining division rivals). Our defense is solid, but this is now the test for our offense and see if they can finally start clicking. What do you guys think? 5-0, 4-1, 3-2, 2-3, 1-4, 0-5?","Steelers is probably the most winnable, wouldnt be surprised if we ended the season 8-8, doesnt mean I wont be livid though" +"Ran a small map server that had gotten up to about 35 consistant population spanning about 100 activeish players. Russian clan of 4 guys came, got like ten helis in a row, offline raided everyone on the map, despawning loot and griefing bases. As of right now there is 0 players",omg 4 man zerg +Oh welp I'll upgrade then,Well... didn't take much to convince you. +"Why The Jon Dany Boat Sex Makes Sense... Are they falling in love?? Probably not..It can be a one sided love... Dany might fall in love with jon which jon might not reciprocate... We have seen that jon refuses to indulge in sex before with Ygritte, but he does it not only because he loves her, but also because he has to prove to the wildlings that he is one of their own.... Similarly, he might indulge in a non-child sex with dany so that she will not betray the north and their cause in that moment...may be he doesn't love dany and is just doing as he is bid to get her support.. The future consequences? He doesn't care as long as the WW are defeated... It will also fulfil dany's prqophecy that she will be betrayed the 3rd time for love...","yeah, that sounds just like Jon." +Washington or Sims this week??,I'm having this same issue +"Went out with my new ex girlfriend today (broke up 5 days ago). We had an agreement to be as open to each other as possible because we were really each others bestfriend nung kami pa and we didn't want to lose everything that we had. Pero *puta* ang sakit. tinitiis ko lang talaga kasi sobrang close ko na din sa family nya na ayaw ko din mawala yun and I still love her like when I first met her nung college pa lang kami(dami na pinagdaanan). Tintry ko maging cool at ok lang. Pero everytime she tells me about how happy she is ngayon and nakikita ko na nag papaganda siya. It *fcking* hurts as in sobra because I know na hindi na para sakin yung mga ginagawa nya na yun. And she has her own crush na ayaw nyang aminin pero ayun lang yung buka ng bibig nya every single minute na naguusap kami. Alam kong I should avoid her so I'm trying to come up with ways to do it(gym, super work, reddit). Pero niloloko ko lang sarili ko. Sobrang vulnerable ko ngayon. I have no friends. I have no one to talk to. And **Im Broken.** Sorry for the rant, kailangan ko lang mailabas kasi walang masabihan.",Kapit lang bro..pagsisisihan nya ang pag iwam sayo balang araw +Who is your favorite villain of all time and why?,"I think Vaas, from Farcry 3 was one of my favorite villians of any videogames." +"There's nothing special about you. The bare comments sections of this thread solidifies what you've always feared about yourself. You're average, boring and uninteresting. Only the most bored of assholes even took the time to write anything. Nice tits though",Love that end. +100 years for rape. You could beat someone to death and get away with no prison time,You could have a vagina and rape someone and get not even 1/100th of that sentence. +Something something broken arms,Something something every thread +xdd is this him,No you can search up dooms day orange in reddish text search and you might find a post regarding him on FNAF cringe +Coach Cooter pls,Cooter Jim Bob Cooter Coach Cooter Cooter +A wild Greenpeace appears in 1580,"Hah, Coptic Ottomans" +Image macros,Image Marcos* +"Trump does not drink, smoke or take drugs, so he is very healthly for someone his age.",Does not != has not +"Marriage won't come into fruition. There's something that will stop it from happening. Also, Nami again will help Luffy in fighting that army. Do your weather thing Nami before its too late.",I think Nami will be on the defensive first since this weather is different than other she has encounted before (mainly due to them being Souls). +"S5 FNC also went 1-1 with ahq and 1-1 with c9, only making it out of groups on the back of an ahq throw. Let's not go overboard with how good they were internationally.",Honestly even if they lost to AHQ I think they would have won against C9 just because they were pretty tilted. +Last night was the first time I was really sipping the we need to keep this guy for when Brady retires kool-aid,Forget sipping; I was a couple bottles deep! +"You seen Her, Under the Skin, Lost in Translation, Match Point, Girl with a Pearl Earring, etc?",You forgot Home Alone 3 +It's a partigator now.,Paralygator +Cat.,Cat. +Karma can be cruel.,yeah I'm sure there was a metaphysical force behind what happened great observation +"Charles Demers: Who you going to believe, women who claim they were groped, or a man who says he gropes women? It's a real he & she both said situation.",Nippy +Page not found,Same +Inflation is not damaging *if* the new money is used to do *genuine* work for the population. This is the case with bitcoin. It is not inflation free as block by block there are new coins added to the supply. But it is dilution free because the unit of account is not diluted by the new money.,"stick with fiat, it works great." +You meant extent and not existent.,thanks corrected. +"No? Why would you think an entire medium is a gimmick? I'll give you a direct comparison. Movies are not gimmicks, but 3D is. Do you see the difference?",VR *is* an entire medium. +He's running a country like Trump runs his everything else.,Why do you liberals keep acting like this guy has anything in common with Trump? +"No, wisp. With a W.",Yeah I'll just stick with aliens if that's OK with everybody +Forza Horizon 3 VIP Code - comment and tomorrow I'll pick a random winner,Thanks +sure.,ok then +"Please, Oculus, make the First Contact trailer Oculus Home I get it, Oculus. You don't want 'VR for VR's sake'. I understand the current Home interface is easy to use for everyone. But damn, give us VR geeks te option to have a version of the First Contact trailer to be our home. Give us virtual cartridges that represent our apps. Let us insert them in some kind of device to start games. Yes, I understand this is not for everyone. And usually I am not the type of person who exclaims how hard can it be? But the tech is *there*. Let us use Touch to interact with actual VR apps. It would be the culmination of so many VR dreams.",Oh man that would be so so so very awesome. +"Oh, this is gonna be brutal.","You're probably right, but the match they had 2 weeks ago was semi decent up until Dana overestimated how long her legs were" +Cash To All Citizens: Universal Basic Income could actually work better in India than in rich countries,Sit on the beach and the UBI fish jump down your throat. +anime_irl,How I feel when I'm with my Imouto irl Haha not really don't report me +Wouldn't the 2500k be bottlenecked by modern gpu's? Just like the 4690k is almost bottlenecked by a 1080?,"It will bottleneck in some CPU intensive games, but with the capability to overclock and the not so huge bottleneck it still holds up." +Feminism in the First Degree. That is pure fucking gold.,"That's not a joke, I literally was accused of being a feminist on KotakuInAction, if I remember correctly." +No japanese bombs?,or British! +"Eh, you don't know much about Islam.","Eh, enlighten me?" +"People rave about Aaron Sorkin's. Consider this: you can go to school and spend $4k on a semester of screenwriting taught by some professor amongst your $50k degree, or you can spend $90 to learn from one of the most successful writers in the business. It's kind of a no-brainer. In saying that, I haven't taken it.","HAHAHAHAHAHAH $50k Mine was $33,000 a semester." +He was tremendous in it. It's still my favorite movie of the year so far too.,Better than nice guys? +You bought two cars at the same time?,"It was more like buy one, get one." +McKenzie: 'In A Perfect World' Canadiens Would Like To Add Defenseman,"One Goligoski, Edler or Leddy please" +can we talk about how shitty the 538 model is? they put the following polls in and the model goes down. EVERYTIME. The Times-Picayune/Lucid (Oct 28 - Nov 1) AZ T+1 CO C+7 NV C+7 NM C+8,"Trump killin it in AZ, a traditionally blue state!" +CBC Investigates Captain Morgan is precious booty to Nova Scotia liquor thieves,What I want to know is how in the hell did thieves get away with cases of beer! +Tornado breaks Miner Wouldn't you be able to just pull him to your king tower?,that so dirty.... im going to hate this damn card^(please give me one) +And don't forget switching boots so you didn't lose heavy!,Oh my god am I glad they fixed that asshole of a bug! +I've already seen one calling him a fascist saying that makes him a totalitarian because he'd lock up someone innocent. Fucking LOL People love them buzzwords.,muh Hitler. +"It's great, I agree but it's not only the anniversary edition. I read that book a few years before the movie came out and the foreword with Goldman sitting at the pool, calling the bookstores, etc. is in it.",I think he's added to the frame story multiple times as new editions were released. +Here's a novel idea....wait more than 10 games,But if he cant produce with McDavid he is a total bust and should be traded for nothing ASAP +The sad thing is it's not even possible. Qualcomm has to support the chip.,"But, but /#madebygoogle.." +That douchey haircut tho,That's the point. +Peter Parker Costume Ideas For Halloween I've decided to start putting together a Peter Parker costume and I wanted to know what you guys think the best rendition of Peter Parker is!,"Quick change spiderman, he has his civilian outfit with gloves and spiderman mask (symbiote suit)" +I thought the #1 fear was running out of Beer just after the second half of a Packer game starts.,You should have stopped after beer +"Eh, I think your definition is a bit broad. Bieber has much more feminine features whereas someone like Matt Bomer has a very traditional square jaw, masculine look to him. Pretty tends to denote someone with softer, feminine features.","Bieber is a feminine pretty boy, Bomer is a somewhat masculine pretty boy." +he wasn't on the bench,"Not today, on other matches." +"Any possible sources of IR interference? Not sure if a Kinect, or camera w/night vision, or something along those lines might interfere.",I did a pass around my room with an IR sensitive camera and found nothing other than the lighthouses. +"That would be the single greatest reveal in history. It'd top who shot JR, I am your father, and *all* the human Cylons on Battlestar Galactica.",you forgot this +I feel really bad for Morgan. She seems really nice. Wants to protect Alex at all cost.,She's said more than once that she'd cut Alex too. +Is this an IT help desk?,This is not an IT help desk. +It's sort of upsetting that he was the NT's number 10 for a stretch. Not that it actually means anything at all.,"Including at the World Cup, where he wore #10 instead of a cut Donovan, and then didn't play a single minute." +Do you happen to know what they are extracting that requires multiple pass? Thanks for the answer btw,This is all from THC/CBD extraction done in CO and OR. +"dude, I was a rad trad before considering this stuff. I was anti-reformed before, I *know* the arguments commonly used. I propagated them myself. They've all been debunked. Just admit it, most works of supposed saints are blasphemous. What Christian in their right mind calls *mary* the refuge and hope of sinners? That is Christ, who never refuses a contrite heart. I was simply deceiving myself.","If they have all been debunked, then why are we not all Reformed?" +Cuz they thought their parents would do it for them.,Or perhaps they didn't like the candidates. +Hopefully by OpenMW 1.0 it will be possibly to heavy mod it to a point where it looks like Skyrim and the FPS is above 60 at worst.,I just want a visual experience up to par with 2008 games +"Yea as someone with two other people who put HoXN in front of our name, please use character name =p when people say Hoxn why'd you do that we are go Huh?","that's why I prefer clan tags to be at the end of names, because when you're in an intense situation, you usually want to read friendlies' names as fast as possible and often don't have the time to process them." +"Guys of Reddit, who is your favorite girl music artist?",Katy Perry +And my upvote!,And my axe! +Keys All your general rubbish,Dominus: Pollo Arcana x 2 Certified Takumi: Combo Takumi: Whizzle x2 Road Hog: Carbonated Breakout: Dot Matrix Dominus: Snakeskin Takumi: Anubis Merc: Warlock 5 keys for all of them +Anti-Trump protests planned for Vancouver.,"Shut up Canada, no one cares" +"Well, this is just me trying to give you an explanation without wasting hours of my time finding all of the textual quotes. Sorry for trying to give you exactly what you were askin for.",I did not ask for you to give me useless shit from kneelers. +"Please let us toggle between our two drones like Twitch. It makes sense, has been a popular request before, and the fact that Twitch can do it now means that such a mechanic is at least possible.","In regard to balance, for starters, why not give Valkyrie her 4th Black Eye camera back?" +The lack of interior d is the main thing. CJ and Dame are pluses on the floor cause of their offense but you can't pair them up with shitty rim protection. It's just an awful mix and the team has to commit to an identity and roll with it. Either they build around the two guards and bring in starting frontcourt guys that compliment them or break up the pair. Plumlee isn't cutting it back there. He's nice on offense some nights but it's not worth having another hole on d.,Cant trust a center with a negative wingspan no matter how high his vertical is Btw the saying shouldnt be white men cant jump but white men usually have shorter arms because wingspan is more different between races than jumping ability and wingspan is a better predictor than max vert +I met LeBron once when he was in high school. My father and I used to go watch his games when they were held at the University of Akron. My Dad knew he was going to be something big one day so he videotaped his basketball games. I'll try to find them next time I'm at his house in Ohio and share them with y'all.,How was his attitude in the very short time you interracted with him +"what is stage-1, 2, 3 and how many stages are there?","Well the only thing higher than a Stage-4 is a Stage-5 which would be like Hartnell and his hair, or Coots' Yukon Cornelius beard a few years back." +"A cube of meat (not actual meat, but oh well...)","make it again, this time using meat, or riot" +"Tourism Advice If I wanted to show some of my college-aged friends from out of state around Syracuse, where are some of the best places for me to take?","Armory Square, Marshall Street, Westcott Street and Green Lakes immediately come to mind." +I'm here on vacation............GOD BLESS AMERICA!!,Next try chicken fried steak for breakfast +"Everyone, excluding convicted violent criminals, should be allowed to own personal firearms for sport or personal protection.",Okay what +"Yeah like I'm white, I didn't vote for The Annoying Orange, but dang Us white folks fucked up",After this year we all deserve a white shame rally. +"Dear Millennials, If you truly love and care for everything Bernie worked for please vote for Clinton. It might be a pitter pill, but the choice is clear. She has embraced a far liberal and progressive platform. Please go out and vote and bring a friend. Please help Bernie get his grandchildren back. Time is running out.","She allowed certain issues on the platform, but it's clear from her staff picks that critical issues (such as climate change) will be ignored." +"Could someone help me,with the curse rotted great wood? I'm playing a sorcerer and I cant deal enough damage to its pustules with my rapier","I'll help, are you on PC, PS4 or Xbox One?" +I caught a Victreebel today. it was 103 cp. But it was 1660 for my friend. Another Vaporeon killer.,Let us all shed a tear +That was 50 years before Australia was discovered by people who saw opportunity,Holy shit +"There are plenty of deniers who will even debate the physics of CO2 as a greenhouse gas. These people are science-deniers, without exaggeration.",See butch123 for one. +If only there was a way the laptop could be designed so those ports were somehow... built in to the perimeter of the machine itself...,Duck tape... space grey +This guy will dance to any music you play for him,How far would he run for a piece of cake? +"I'm holding my nose and voting for Hillary simply because I don't want a racist, narcissistic moron who thinks climate change is a Chinese conspiracy, is likely to seriously hurt our image around the world, seems to be in a love affair with Putin, and doesn't seem to understand why restraint is needed with nuclear weapons. Hillary is within the normal range of bad, Trump is so far outside of that range it's staggering.",Yes but Hillary's corruption means what to you? +...and you listen to that suggestion?,Yup +It was fun while it lasted.,How fun? +Protesting the protesters,This guy is as edgy as a 13 year old. +Fixed an exploit where players could drive vehicles through metal gates OMG IS THIS REAL?!!,yeah but the fix was to make it so you can't drive vehicles +With a bit of luck and a lot of trading I can die happy now :),No u can't... When c4s are released you will want more stuff (so will I) and we will never be satisfied with what we got +"As an American, I liken the feeling to what it must have been like to be on board the Titanic.",Except more people saw the iceberg coming than those that didn't. +We did this to Clayton Kershaw. We can do it to Kluber.,I'm so nervous on how the Cubbies bats will produce tonight. +"You're better off going in with low expectations. If it lives up to the first, then we win. If it doesn't, at least we wouldn't be disappointed.","I'm a bruins fan, how could my expectations be any lower?" +"Those poor rich people who have to pay a trivial amount of their income for top tier private health insurance (or better yet, are so rich they don't need insurance at all) :-( They sure are feeling how broken the system is!",Are you trying to turn this into a class thing or something? +THIS. They need to get VIP its own checkpoint on leaving camp so that you dont have to go thru two checkpoints and dump waters twice coming from the patch to the main meadow area. Was totally wasteful and kind of stupid and annoying/frustrating at times.,"Agreed, the patch will need serious changes and Im sure they are listening to everyone already" +What are you learning from reddit?,I have a boring username +Dear America: From some Germans making false equivalencies.,"Hey Germany, when you fix the rape problem you have and the police constantly covering it up, maybe I'll take you more seriously on who is not the 'moral' choice to vote for." +#**DID YOU SEE THE REPLAY AT LEAST?**,#DAE WATCH REPLAYS +Trump gives Petraeus a pass: The candidate who threatened to lock up Clinton for mishandling classified information considers a retired general who pleaded guilty to leaking secrets to be his top diplomat.,"Every single asshole yelling lock her up, should be so pissed right now- they dont even know how bad they got played." +"She's from Eastern Europe. Every person I know from there knows at least 4 languages. But still, it's really cool that she knows them. Plus, English, German and French are very relevant in international politics at the moment and she would make a positive impression on foreign leaders.","*Central Europe, but good point overall." +Mike gets nutted,"flair it as LOUD, ass hole" +Grassy-ass.,Day nah duh +Charisma is a hell of a game changer.,*money +I WONDER WHO NUMBER 1 IS HMMM,In b4 bjergsen +99-million-year-old feathered dinosaur tail captured in amber discovered,Scrat's tail! +"We probably wont be seeing any competitions for a while, as they were prepared specifically for Star Marine and Arena Commander. But we're past that now, right?",inb4 Anvil Cup 2948 International Mining Mania Extravaganza! +8 c1 + 3 c2 BM Decal,5 keys for all c1s +"TIL of 100 Years: The Movie You Will Never See, a secret film written by and starring John Malkovich. 100 Years is kept in a high-tech safe in bulletproof glass that will open automatically on 18 November 2115, the date of the films release. The plot remains a complete secret.",who cares? +"I can add a link to the sidebar to a page about the origins of this sub, why there are two subs, the goal of this sub, etc. If someone wants to write a draft and send it to me via a post/PM, I'm up for it. You can even try crowdsourcing the data through a post and getting feedback from everyone in the sub. Ultimately the page-link in the sidebar must be unbiased and give a clear history of what has happened and what got us here now.",IMHO a sticky post would be more effective at stopping the seemingly endless complaint reposts. +Whatever happened between IS and Kaga.,Cut too deep :((( +This is not practical advice.,Bunch of neckbeards who read some blog posts about alpha think so. +"Conor vs Khabib in Moscow. I feel if the price is right, McGregor would do it. I'd like to see Conor get shit on by a crowd and see how'd he respond.",Why not in Dublin +"Tim Allen: What I find odd in Hollywood is that they didn't like Donald J. Trump because he was a bully, but if you had any kind of inkling that you were 'for Trump', you got bullied for doing that. It gets a little hypocritical to me that you can now bully people.",If I hear the words Gigi Hadid one more fucking time I'm going to vomit in someone else's mouth. +"Fwd: Fw: POOF, No USA Sent from my grandmother's AOL email account: Subj: Fw: POOF, No USA All of a sudden, poof no USA We are so asleep and in need of an awakening. Some of these things on the list are NOT all of a sudden, but have been going on for several years already. Some would have been unbelievable a few years ago. May God help us and have mercy. Think, all of this in less than eight years. Before Obama, there was virtually no outlandish presence of Islam in America. All of a sudden, Islam is taught in schools. Christianity and the bible are banned in schools. All of a sudden we must allow prayer rugs everywhere and allow for Islamic prayer in schools, airports and businesses. All of a sudden we must stop serving pork in prisons. All of a sudden we are inundated with law suits by Muslims who are offended by American culture. All of a sudden we must allow burkas to be worn everywhere even though you have no idea who or what is covered up under them. All of a sudden Muslims are suing employers and refusing to do their jobs if they personally deem it conflicts with Sharia Law. All of a sudden the Attorney General of the United States vows to prosecute anyone who engages in anti-Muslim speech All of a sudden, Jihadists who engage in terrorism and openly admit they acted in the name of Islam and ISIS, are emphatically declare they are NOT Islamic by our leaders and or their actions are determined NOT to be terrorism, but other nebulous terms like workplace violence. All of a sudden, it becomes Policy that Secular Middle East dictators that were benign or friendly to the West, must be replaced by Islamists and the Muslim Brotherhood. All of a sudden out troops are withdrawn from Iraq and the middle east, giving rise to ISIS. All of a sudden, America has reduced its nuclear stockpiles to 1950 levels, as Obama's stated goal of nuke-free America by the time he leaves office continues uninterrupted. All of a sudden, a deal with Iran must be made at any cost, with a pathway to nuclear weapons and HUNDREDS of BILLIONS of dollars handed over to fund their programs. All of a sudden America APOLOGIZES to Muslim states and sponsors of terror worldwide for acts of aggression, war, and sabotage THEY perpetrate against our soldiers. All of a sudden, the American Navy is diminished to 1917 Pre-World War I ; levels of only 300 ships. The Army is at pre-1940 levels. The Air Force scraps 500 planes and planned to retire the use of the A-10 Thunderbolt close air support fighter. A further draw down of another 40,000 military personnel is in progress. All of a sudden half of out aircraft carriers are recalled for maintenance by Obama rendering the Atlantic unguarded, NONE are in the Middle East. All of a sudden Obama has to empty Guantanamo Bay of captured Jihadists and let them loose in Jihad-friendly Islamic states. He demands to close the facility. All of a sudden America will negotiate with terrorists and trade FIVE Taliban commanders for a deserter and Jihad sympathizer. All of a sudden there is no money for American poor, disabled veterans, jobless Americans hungry Americans, or displaced Americans, but there is endless money for Obama's Syrian refugee resettlement programs. All of a sudden there is an ammunition shortage in the USA. All of a sudden, the most important thing for Obama to do after a mass shooting by two Jihadists, is disarm American Citizens. All of a sudden, the President of the United States cannot attend the Christian Funerals of a Supreme Court Justice and former First Lady because of previous (seemingly unimportant) commitments. All of a sudden the President of the United States won't attend the funeral of a flag-ranked Officer (General Greene) killed in action; heplayed golf. But he sends a gig delegation to Michael Brown's funeral. He sends a minor delegation to Margaret Thatcher's funeral. He won't acknowledge Chris Kyle's murder, but he'll fly the Flag at half mast for Whitney Houston. All of a sudden, I'm sick to my stomach. I'm not sure the majority of Americans recognize the seriousness of the situation and how much progress has been made by Islam these last 7 years, a very brief time compared to a 75 year lifetime! If you agree, be strong enough to at least forward this to a few friends.",Whoever made this is so unintelligent that Green Day made a song about them +They spent a ton of time and money on this. It's so sad to see that it's for a dumb product. I don't think they'll get funded either.,"Uhhh excuse me, but I personally need the ability to send CookieGrams." +BREAKING: @KimKardashian was held at gunpoint inside her Paris hotel room Sunday by armed men,Too bad they didn't put her out of our misery. +EA sucks,I would totally play a game where you beat up EA execs for various decisions. +"Thank you all for your supportive comments. Unfortunately I will be most likely unable to transfer dorms as the school tries to use it as a huge selling point to prospective students that all dorm mates are best friends, so don't really have any spare rooms etc. outside of the different dorms. I'm thinking of just bunking out in another friend's dorm for the rest of the semester. I hate how the first thing I think of when I wake up is this. I'm just thinking back now to all the little signs those 3 dorm mates gave throughout the past few weeks that they disliked me and realized that they've actually bitched about me quite a bit, I've just never processed that they were talking about me 'the annoying one that lives there'. I don't drink and party and do drugs and unfortunately all of them indulge in those activities a lot of days-- there is nothing wrong with that, I just wish they wouldn't hate on me for wanting something different. Another thing that alienates me is that the reason they have so much free time is that they purposely chose easy classes and have no other commitments. I feel so hurt that I have sports, a council position and am taking fucking real analysis as a freshman at one of the most academically difficult colleges and all I get out of it is being hated and ridiculed by my dorm mates. What's the point of working hard and challenging yourself, honestly. I hate this so much. Sorry for the rant I just feel fucking terrible and I have 3 papers, 1 problem set and a analysis response due Monday and I am stressed because I didn't do shit last night because of what I overheard.",If you have a friend that would let you crash in his or her dorm you can try that +Breen-Clyde best announcers in basketball too.,Breen is the best person in basketball +Cool screenie,no +Star Wars PSVR mission is goddamn beautiful,This is what I want from Elite and Star Citzen. +ill get banned from this sub,u can always pm ppl ;) +Yes. Every fate and fortune card has been leaked. It's on the main page of this Reddit.,What did you mean by again lol. +He said he was not joking idk at this point,Whenever someone says they aren't joking don't trust them. +salty af,She'll still win by a fucking mile. +"FBI's Clinton Foundation investigation now 'a very high priority,' sources say",Totally not true until published by Huffpost or Vox. +Yeah if Trump is elected he will no longer be allowed to use the tax loopholes anymore!,"Yeah, but that is only because the tax system will be gutted in a way that those loopholes won't technically be loopholes any more, they will just be the tax code." +Phillies have fired hitting coach Steve Henderson,You'd think with Freddy fucking Galvis hitting 20 HRs he did something right... But whatever +She wasn't there for the DNC. She was there for Hillary,And Hillary was there for the Oligarchy. +Agreed. Fuck them. The cunt kept going after him and he held her away. She headbutted him in the mouth and he still tried to stay away. Then she chased him down and he ended it it. She got what she deserved and will probably think twice about attacking someone in the future,"Not a chance, she got all the empowerment she could've hoped for" +Hector Lombard is a highly questionable choice for a high elevation fight card,Sea level lombard +You have a superfluous t in the middle there and I have NO idea how you managed it.,GOOD eye! +Be as happy as this kid hugging a fish.,Aww... +"Ah. I remember Katie. She was always the hottest girl at school, the first one to get a womanly figure, big boobs, hottest boyfriends etc. I was a late bloomer, nerdy girl, completely uninterested in boys until after leaving secondary school, didn't wear makeup etc. She made my life hell throughout school, she'd even get her gang to beat up my friends to stop them being friends with me (didn't work, thankfully, and we are all still close to this day). Anyway for many reasons I moved away from my hometown as soon as I turned 18. Puberty was kind to me and I think I'm pretty decent looking. Put my linguistic abilities to use and I now speak 5 languages fluently. I travel a lot and had lived and worked in 3 different countries by the time I was 20. I have worked as an English teacher in France and Italy, a hotel manager in France, and I moonlight a bit as a jazz singer with a few U.K. Jazz orchestras when I'm around. I don't go to my hometown much but I was back for Christmas and I ran into Katie. She was serving me in the pound shop (uk equivalent of a dollar store), must've weighed about 250 pounds and looked absolutely mortified to see that the nerdy girl she'd sent to hospital on several occasions with her beatings was stood in front of her holding a Prada handbag and waiting for her change from the bottles of pop that she'd just bought. It was hella satisfying and I don't even care if I sound like an insufferable smug bitch. I spent time in hospital because of her and I used to cry every morning and beg my mum not to make me go to school and face her. So glad she got hers.",and then everybody cheered and handed you crisp %100$ bills! +Doodled Prussian Space Marines while bored at work. Friend told me to post it here.,Bjork! +Lucky. Mine won't even run those reliably. I figured at $150 new with the factory red dot thing & two extra mags I couldn't go wrong but....I definitely got what I paid for. It hardly ever leaves the safe anymore. On the bright side it's pretty awesome for malfunction drills.,"Keep in mind they have to be the higher velocity CCIs, but my Sig 522 is like a garbage compactor in comparison (it fires everything)." +Pats are really the only team that could try this. Literally every other coach would be too scared of getting canned,Well they were also up 35 with 3 minutes to go... it was that playoff game against Tebow +Watching the gameplay and just using my brain is quite enough.,Sure you can watch gameplay but you'll never truly know until you play her +2.3 Million < 3 Million illegals who voted.,[citation needed] +"Question about one particular Snoke theory Hey guys, I just found this sub, and I gotta say I'm honestly surprised I never looked this up before. Hope you all are doing good. Would love a decent response but if the answer is really simple than that's no problem either. So a common belief is that Mace Windu is Snoke. I've seen this around, but I haven't looked into it too much simply because I don't usually worry about fan theories (regarding *anything* from any show, movie, etc.). Now my first question is pretty simple; is this a legitimate theory or is it just a running gag in the fan base (like how Jar Jar is a sith lord lol)? If it is a joke then oh well. If it's legitimately being considered, can someone explain how this can even be considered valid? For starters, why would Mace Windu, a renowned Jedi master, become evil? He has no reason to. What points to this theory being possible? (As I said, I haven't looked into this too much and I figure this is a great place to ask) Also, I read somewhere that Samuel L. Jackson asked good ol' George if Windu could survive his fall, to which Lucas responded with a yes. I personally want to believe he's alive lol. Thanks for any answers guys.",It's not a very common belief and it's just a running gag. +But I guess you can blame a drop in the bucket if that makes you feel better,It's funny since most people in the libertarian party would vote republican otherwise. +Uber is a scam: Tow truck driver says he's repossessing 90% Uber drivers because they can't pay their bills,Uber has been pushing car loans to their drivers - that then have high variable interest rates. +^^^^^^^^^^oh ^^^^^^^^^^shit ^^^^^^^^^^canwc ^^^^^^^^^^is ^^^^^^^^^^already ^^^^^^^^^^on ^^^^^^^^^^the ^^^^^^^^^^trolls,^^^nahonlykarkatvriskatereziandiirtavrossofararecanwcfied +"okay, hear me out. [what if joey claire had a cute mermaid tail](/dunkass)","Link not working (mobile, page not found)" +"The presidential race is winner-takes-all, so it will always reduce to a one-on-one race. That's just game theory at work. The same is true here in Canada for any single riding. The idea that anyone but the Republicans and Democrats had any chance is a fairy tale. For anyone to have a chance in the presidential race they'll have to first displace either of those parties. If Trump had fallen apart earlier then maybe there would have been room for another party to rise in their place. Or perhaps Trump could have been the third party candidate if his Republican nomination failed. Either way, this election stood the highest chance of any modern election for having a third party take it. And yet it didn't happen.",What about this election suddenly made the Greens or Libertarians less irrelevant? +"There's a lot of time left in October. The *best* time to release something that *sounds* bad (and in reality might not be much) would be a week or so before the election -- so it is prominent in voters minds, and there hasn't been enough time to analyze it and identify it as just more Benghazi-class bullshit, before people head to the voting booths.","But nowadays with how much early voting there is, releasing something later isn't necessarily better for affecting the results" +You play in WINDOWED MODE???? Oh god. Borderless for life.,and left the cursor on screen for the recording.. +"It would be kind of fitting for a piece of the Apollo 12 rocket to eventually land on the moon, even if takes a few hundred years",It would match perfectly when we actually do land on the moon for the first time +Birds don't deserve shit but Rodeo is a future classic.,"Well, Pick Up The Phone definitely deserved a Grammy nod for Rap Song of the Year" +"That's funny, it makes perfect sense they fit him (of all people) well enough to do so. On the other hand, the new styled EarPods have never fit into my ear and will always fall out, and are never seated properly enough to get full audio quality. Wouldn't want to pair that with such easily lost wireless EarPods!",They fit me perfectly. +I was a groomsman for my bro,The Andy's approve. +"Black Mirror, Pez, Paint and pencils on coated wood, 2015",Will you take $100 for this? +I think a lot of people here in America believe the media when the message lines up with what they want to hear. They dismiss it as biased when it's the opposite of what they want to hear. Actual facts aren't important.,Or they are in truth bigoted assholes who honestly think that Germany is now the European Caliphate +The true solo experience was playing without a companion which I usually do while leveling. Its actually pretty fun especially if you run 1-30 without gear (wearing empty pioneer set) and without comp.,Some people have gone the entire 1-65 route only using the starting white gear. +My Suramar Ore Farming Route - 100 Leystone/50 Felslate in 10-15min. (Also observed a lot of Starlight Rose and Ancient Mana along this route),"As an overgeared human Prot Paladin on a PvP server with like 95% Horde: This is my new world PvP route, just in reverse." +morning,sup hack? +"When you arrive at the airport in Hawaii, they give you a lei. If every state gave you something upon arrival, what would it be for each state?","when you fly into Philadelphia, you are given a cheesesteak" +"It must only be for a certain region, because from my end it says their last track was eight months ago :/","Soundcloud normally just shows it as unavailable, never heard of them just not showing anything." +I swear to god he just said 'ren-alt',and de-boot +"I'm pretty sure some fiqh opinions allow for this, the problem is that some people regard this as a treatment for homosexuality, people there are not too educated about sexuality and don't differentiate between gender and sexual orientation, especially when there's a widespread stereotype of homosexual men being effeminate. Anyways, UAE is not an Islamic country at all. It's full of foreigners (I heard that there are more foreigners than native Emiratis living there), complete with Bars and Nightclubs.",Not to mention slave labour of fellow Muslims. +History class - Senior year of highs school - WWII unit: Girl: I know what he (Adolf Hiter) did was wrong... but wasn't he technically right? The Bible says Christianity is the best race No one made a noise for two minutes.,This would have been good time to let him in on the secret that Jesus was Jewish . +What do the numbers mean? I'm seeing 3 and 1 so far,Warriors blew a 3-1 lead +"Wow thats actually clever, i didnt get it at first",I still don't... +ooooh get a load of this guy with his use of iota. i bet you feel pretty smart and proud of yourself using an uncommon word in your vocabulary.,I can link the definition if it would make you feel better. +"Not me, but I know a guy who once won a 100k watch for a moscow night club. don't ask. saw three kids test their VIP tickets for water proofness by emptying 4k bottles of champagne over them. one of the VIP tickets wasn't. they found that fact very funny.","Yeah, the VIP sections of some Moscow night clubs can get pretty wild." +Deplorable Jew in California who just made america great again,Shalom +Trump is pro safe spaces now? We better hate him. People here are no better. Safe spaces came from the leftist corner originally.,You don't get the irony? +"Best 100% intentional, no luck at all, definately did not miss, richochet of my life",Style points +"Wait, the car gets hit on the passengers side and the driver dies? How does that work?",Lack of seat belts? +Video?,Search on YouTube +"My wife is just much better at remembering the insane places I seem to randomly put shit. Kyle, did you check the freezer? No, of course not, why would my wallet be in the...found it! In the freezer? ...",Sure your name isn't kevin? +These are the kinds of things I would say when I was 10,paired with the kind of memes you like when you're 80 +They can ban him from the support.,That's how you get sued. +The ultimate white girl tattoo,That's racist +What the most uncooperative inanimate object you've ever been forced to work with?,My ex +Why the US over Canada? Just wondering. I've never even been up that direction!,Well I love Canada but I can make more money in the US plus i also have dual citizenship so I think it would be worth checking out +He played the long game,"That would explain why this election is so bad, they're trying to elect the other person because they are the other person." +"You know, I'm one of those people who believes that prison rape and the cultural acceptance of it is a pretty disgusting commentary on our society. But I'm going to say now that I 'm actually pretty glad it exists, because I hope these pieces of shit get their assholes torn up every day in TDC, prior to eventually being beaten to death in the shower.","That is for child rapists, not killers." +"Dolmens also give plunder skulls, the only catch is you have be one of the highest DPS players with the final boss of the dolmen. As a DK archer, I pop igneous weapons then just spam the heck out of arrow spray. Maybe 4 or 5 hits and I'll get a skull.",You only have to do 3% of their health in damage to get a drop now. +"CNN imbeciles use their own cameraman as Trump protester, gets caught red-handed",Dopey CNN +All we need now is frost traps and barb wire for some garage tower defense action,You should have seen the staircase.... (J^k^^it^^^was^^^^empty) +What is your favorite commander and why? I'm looking to build a new deck and have no clue who to pick. Plus it's always interesting to see what people come up with!,"Sharuum is my oldest deck, but I have to say that my Lazav is the one I'd choose if I could only ever play one EDH deck for the rest of my life" +The k20 part tho,:P +Trump to scrap NASA climate research in crackdown on politicized science,"I'm sure when our kids are drowning in raising oceans, they'll think at least people didn't vote for the women with all the email issues" +Yours lights and TV suddenly shut off. You look out of your window and your whole neighbourhood is in darkness. Phones have no service and you hear sirens start to rise up in the background. What's the first thing you do?,Think Oh what the Fuck did Trump do +Don't forget about Nucleus,They just ripped that product off Pied Piper. +"I have a feeling that Trumps advisors wanted him to prepare well, but he vetoed that since he calls the shots. They possibly reached a compromise where if he did OK, he won't have to prepare for the next two either. But if he did bad, as he has done now, then they get to train him up. I honestly feel this is how Trump operates. After Khan, he became quite remarkably reformed. He takes the lead, does stupid things, and is then able to defer to other people's judgement since his wasn't good. The problem is, the first debate is the most important. Second and third, not so in terms of lulling fence voters. But he can't get any worse, while Clinton has set a rather high standard for herself this time, so who knows.","Oh, he can get worse." +Some great musical scenes in Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping,"She wanted to to fuck her harder than the US government fucked Bin Laden I was born this way (straight), you were born your way (gay) Totally did not expect the film to be so funny lol" +Used this peek I saw on reddit yesterday in an official match. It worked!,WILL HE GET ANOTHER? +SAS sniper kills ISIS executioner moments before he kills 12 hostages,I don't believe shooting a gas tank will cause it to explode. +Money.,Holla +World Series Game 7: Chicago Cubs @ Cleveland Indians Talk about it here people!,I'm glad we even like discussing other sports here vs in other subs :D +Strong gust of wind,Need to put the e-brake on +Less fun fact: Pats have lost five of the past six preseason games against the Giants. ... Can't we find a different opponent? =x,They're the closest opponent outside the division. +He wasn't in Jimmy draft....jacoby?,"The idea was if they didn't draft Garoppolo in 2014, they might have drafted Siemian in 2015." +Broncos believe Trevor Siemian will be QB beyond 2016,It goes to wonder what will happen to Lynch +FWD: WHAT A HANDSOME MAN!!!,"Yeah, I was expecting that at this point." +"I wonder if there's vasagel trials in your area? You might look it up and see if anyone is offering it as a trial. As of now, it's extremely effective, reversable, and low-to-no side effects. The only problem is it isn't on the market!",As far as I know it's only being trialled in India at this stage? +Will Anti-Gun Obsession Doom Gavin Newsom in 2018?,I wish it would but fucking Cali man. +So your alternative is what? Just have classes continue as normal while people die? Good luck with that,Militarize the schools +"Sombra's Page is live on the official website, ability overview!",I love how Blizzard still has us thirsty for her despite all of the hate for the ARG. +last team to beat the Cubs in a series this year? That's right boys. #MILWORLDCHAMPS2017,this guy gets it +"If you ask me, it was worst yesterday (evening?), today the situation is not that bad (at least not in Sec 14)","Come to cyberhub, cant see the buildings" +That's what it is?! I always called it a 'bubble in my heart' because I feel like it 'pops'. Always scares me and I thought I was the only one it happened to.,I always thought my rib was stabbing my lung or heart +"No you are only reasonable in your own delusions, and possibly to other forced birthers. But as we've established, forced birthers are dimwitted degenerates","You are a delusional, dimwitted degenerate." +"Why was that little girls face angled down at his crotch? She would have had to have been down on her knees in front of him, looking up, and tugging on his belt.... oh god!",He probably had her in a head lock. +Are you?,Plz dont make me question my subhuman existence +"I fucking love this game I love SBCs, I love simulating as if I'm a professional player. I love playing FUT champs and getting rewarded for it. I love putting their in my teams and playing well with my favorite players. I love messaging my opponents GG and having a pleasant convo, I love almost everything. By far best 60 bucks I've spent ever in my life",Hey at least I'm not the only one here +So my third online draft win came through with a pretty awesome prize,Well... Damn +Good Morning all!!,Evening :) +No your being sexist. You people have become what you hate. And all it took was Trump. You have no backbone.,Hahaha ok. +"Fastpokemap is back, and is seriously FAST!!!",aaaaand its gone... +Matthew promises to be extra interesting for South FL if this extended track holds,It seems like Matthew is trying to avoid the Keys and (really) Southern FL at all costs lmao. +"hello it is i the 42 year old somalia man, comin at it with another text post somalian man wants you to know that you have been scammed by the somalian man","Curse you, Somalian man!" +A fitting self-quote from our friend 'Professor Polymath',I had a class in my freshmen year of college in which one of the required readings was a book written by the professor within which she quoted herself. +you don't like an inch-wide circle crosshair?,TOTALLY! +Anything 1440p or higher really.,Why are you being downvoted for not riding the 144hz bandwagon? +Well its a tracking poll so its very different than a regular pollster. They track the same people and ask them each week and see how their opinions change.,The same cohort of 3000 every week? +2017 starts right now. Cubbies finally did it. Now it's our turn. 2017 is our year. Let's go Bucs.,2017 doesn't start for 2 months. +"Giving the rebels too much credit. It's the Turkish military and not the rebels. Before Turkey moved troops and tanks in, they weren't moving anywhere.",As a lifelong Empire supporter I prefer the term scum +"I believe Lincoln created the Postal Service, in order to reach those who the private market isn't delivering services too.",And made Benjamin Franklin the first Postmaster General. +Hillary Clinton talks about her proposal for a New National Service Reserve in a speech in Fort Pierce Florida,"this video of her proposal, coupled with some of the comments in this thread, should be perfect for convincing anyone who is *against* her to realise the error of their ways... lol" +I expected him to win but he is **ahead of schedule and under budget**,"#So under budget, it's incredible." +"Aside from Morgan Freeman, whose voice would you choose to narrate your life?",Brendaniel +"You can't understand how using something you pay for is fair. You fail to understand that it's more about whether or not it's right. That's the real question. Which the answer is no. It's not right, but using a product you paid for is fair.","Depends entirely how you get the product and in this case, its unfair." +"Be careful, there are differences between English UK and CA like tyre vs tire.",So CA is more like a hybrid of US and UK? +20 - Adidas CEO drinking vodka out of a bear fur-coated bottle.,50- drinking bear vodka out of adidas CEO +"Wow, that was... unexpectedly nice.",Which one is best silesia? +It's weird because they also held their own against the Seahawks.,Why I love football... anything is possible. +"This is a fork I keep right beside me when I am watching TV. Why, you ask??",This just in stocks in forks are skyrocketing +fuck you silicon valley pricks with your censorship attempts.,Would it be incredibly ironic if the first video to be mass flagged under the new system is that same video? +What's the next step after marriage? Anal?,"Lol no, it's obviously orgies." +Oh man I thought it was Kylo from the thumbnail haha,I've got a feeling the resemblance to Adam Driver here was intentional on the artist's part. +"Well I think in part, Suicide Squad itself is just a bad MASS MARKET concept. It's the kind of thing that's only going to appeal to genuine comic book fans, and not people who just have a passing interest in comic book movies. The later is what most people are. We've kind of already done the easy to swallow comic book stories at this point and Hollywood is grasping around tot ry and milk this cow for all it's worth so they're walking into fringe ideas that will only appeal to niche audiences. But they're trying to throw mass market budgets at it and are trying to shoehorn in these ideas that I think were designed to attempt to make a silly concept easier to swallow. Hence Suicide Squad. It's a pity too. It could have been a good movie for the right audience. But because of tremendous Hollywood greed it was a movie designed for everyone that appealed to no one. Until the industry gets out of this mindset that EVERY movie must be a summer blockbuster we'll have more and more of this ridiculousness.",I don't know any comic fan who enjoyed SS +At least half of this is true.,"It's the fighting part, isn't it?" +Your 2nd cousin has a crush on you and you two are along in a room. What do you do?,Leave the room +"Final fantasy 8 is the same with monsters scaling to your characters levels. I can't recall if bosses were affected by this though, but I don't think so.","Oh god, malbouros in that game were horrible because of that." +"PSA: cleaning lenses can feel like an upgraded vive About once every 2 weeks, I realize my lenses are a bit dirty and so I use the cloth to clean them, and every time I get a holy shit this looks amazing moment when I go back in and realize how much sharper everything looks. Tl;Dr if you haven't cleaned your lenses in a long time, go do it.","The cloth works to a certain degree, but use some recommeded lens wipe and you'll see a better result." +"You put in together, and take out together no?","Yes, put in as they are able, the broadest shoulders carry the load." +Having an antagonist be above the judge was awesome.,Kinda like AAI's villain except not as annoyingly tedious and LONG! +"New player starting tomorrow, Anything myself or other new players really need to know? My main question would be.. Could you suggest a class that would be a good class for me as a person who enjoys tanks but also wants to be able to solo farm PvE but also take part in PvP.",The servers won't be up by then +"Could you maybe add Night Mode, please. Do you need help with CSS?","Will certainly consider it, but atm I'm focused on seeing if the numbers are too high." +"What is even the point of a face cam, it's so distracting and unnecessary","The kids love it, and kids are what makes streamers money these days." +seems like a good gem to me o.o speedy sieq with full fight runes and a team of lushens,"It's just that if you're farming R4, then the chances of you being able to obtain good Fight runes are pretty much lower than the nat5 rate" +Spectre aghanims What if it made her move unobstructed through terrain at a reduced speed?,Pretty sure if her Haunt got double the duration is much better than this weak upgrade. +Nice guy goes on a rampage about 'the friendzone',"Fuck off Ben, you obnoxious twat goblin" +"He might have meant didn't instead of did. And who are you that you can bash people like that? You probably wouldn't say that to his face so please don't say it online, you obviously are unaware of the damage that words can cause so it would be appreciated if you weren't so harsh with them",I fucking would and i fucking have. +When people don't get your costume.,In their defence though this is a really old meme. +TW: Warhammer or Civ 6,Total war if you love big ass battles and mostly war driven gameplay-Civ if you wanna try some different playstyles and not always fight +"Not to be that guy, but she has like two actual lines...","In the cutscene, but someone typed up all her NPC lines." +its a simple equation: strong + strong = very strong or was it strong * strong?,"yeah, I was under the impression that the power was multiplied." +"Ok, I will make another. But the thing is I was just talking about how I got extra codes?","you have to contact us about it first, send us a modmail" +yeah but then you get no extra items and are destroyed by the balissta,I did it by spending the first few turns grabbing the items in reach (the one out of reach wasn't worth it) and then turtled in and next to the box. +"This is an anime, not hentai","You know that hentais are animes too, right?" +A,X +"What exactly do you do? School side, or VA? I'm excited to get rolling after retiring with 20+ years.","I retired from active duty in 2004, went to college, got my bachelors in Business and I am now employed at a state University as one of three School Certifying Officials - we certify an average of 1200 students for VA education benefits each semester." +Pink Camo Day,Where's the bulldog gal when you need it? +I just don't understand how anyone can still be undecided. Jesus take the wheel!,I think that's what they're going to do! +"I know it's a bit late, but are you talking about the book, albums, or DVD set? I've looked into the book and DVD set and might get one if not both.",I like the DVD set +Isn't that only through bundles?,Yes. +Haha sucker I have an entire 90. . . MB's.,Your mailbox is almost full. +Starting as Support manager next week,have fun :D +"GrubHub: it does NOT violate the 1st Amendment for the CEO to voice Anti-Trump views. However, customers can voice their right of the 1st Amendment by boycotting GrubHub. #BoycottGrubHub Also, ya sure don't have grounds to fire someone for being a Trump supporter.",And that is why I never disclose my political views in public. +Sorry we have those reserved for refugees.,Only a Muslim cash be a refugee. +Which films would you add to the DCEU slate? Id personally love to see Blue Beetle and Booster Gold in the DCEU. What about you?,Down the line I would LOVE a Crime Syndicate movie +starting with Faker and Kkoma in year one. everyone else needs to wait.,The first two players would gave to be Faker and Mata +goodluck mate!,Thanks. +Selbst schon erlebt? War im Herrengarten.,"Ne, aber sehr sicher das er dich abziehen wollte" +TSCC just doesn't have answers to the tough questions. Like why we get pubic hair and men have nipples. But evolutionary theory explains it and so much more.,"On the bright side, Mormonism is the only Old Testament religion where having an umbilical belly-button in Gods own image makes sense, because our God was just birthed by some other God, and on and on and on!" +I can't on my phone,if its a Samsung phone you can put an ad blocker on the browser +Pidgeons are being sucked in with the grain on a bread-baking plant,more protein +"At least Indianapolis could reasonably hold the distinction of the US center of racing. Just for fun, if you had to choose a world center of racing where would it be?",indy/monaco/le mans +"Yeh but we have 12x population, 50x military budget or something and we have more citizens in our country that own guns than the total population of your country.","A thousand Mounties will descend upon you, and their geese will blot out the Sun." +Sounds anoa'ing.,Rest assured that I gave that pun a light hearted chuckle +That's only one Han. Where are the other Hans?,Free Han S. +It also doesn't include the thousands of home generators which they need to use to off set the constant rolling blackouts.,"OK, so besides cars, generators, plastic products and anything with an internal combustion engine...then they are 100% fossil free." +The libtards are celebrating the death of Mike Pence's dog.,*When you have nothing left* +I feel like Summit 3 is the Christmas of smash this year and Summit 2.5 is Thanksgiving,and evo was hbox's bday +I need to move to South America...,"I'm sure you'll get so many more girls there, and hotter ones too!" +Looks like it's that time again..,"No, this is fake, Beijing fixed its pollution problem and you are just trying to pick quarrels and start problems." +"Nein, ich meine dass das Studium wenig Praxis hat, vielleicht hab ich auch deinen Post falsch verstanden",Meinst du damit das du nicht praktische Anwendungen lernst oder nichst praktisch machst? +Stevenson is an enormous piece of shit. He used to be pimp known for beating his girls.,Holy fucking shit. +"In a way, I kinda agree we need to be stricter. This generations gone to shit, imagine if they were playing Mario and Zelda rather than Call of Duty and such. It would be great if they could learn what a good game is as well. Most kids I know just want a game based off popularity and age rating.",Tell me how the fuck exactly this has anything to do with anything other than bad parenting? +I'm too busy nova bombing your bubble.,I'm too busy being dead already :( +"Should we make a trade? Im thinking we need to beef up our bench with some vets, ala 2012 roster....what you guys think?",I think we are 4 games into the season. +Any way to update an app on iOS using data? I won't have access to wifi for a few days,data works fine +Maybe she identifies as black. It's 2016 you bigots. You can't go around assuming people's race.,Is it Rachel Dozeal? +I'm not sure based on the report about whether there was an actual caste angle to it or if it was just a psychopath doing psychopathic things,So killing through caste angle isn't psychopathic. +"The starter edition was a limited time offer, been available once before this. I too was planning on buying the starter until it was no longer available a couple of weeks ago. No matter which version you buy, everything you unlock will stay.",Thanks for letting me know about this ! +I don't care if they downvote. The game is not fun for the people that do not have a huge clan. Get a group of about 5 people together and just keep getting farmed by huge clans with 20 people plus.,"Yeah, that is a problem with a lot of MMOs (technically it is one, somewhat) but there is little that can be done about that to keep it fair for those clans." +Not in Floriduh.,Yeah but in not retarded America the insurance companies have their own separate points system of sorts. +"Put me on the list for a smallrus, please","Heads up for the loftier version too, the *tallrus*" +I am Bahraini & last time they charged me 1 BD. I want that 500 fils back (So I can go again) :(,Thievery and theft and blackmail and exploitation and embezzlement.. +Calling a police brutality victim a monkey is not a joke. What the fuck is wrong with you.,its pretty funny +Why? Because you disagree with me? Because I am informed and don't believe everything mainstream media tells me even if it comes from a talk show millionaire owned by Clinton donors? Or Because I defy your beliefs of the world? Which one is it?,Mate I'm not gonna lie you're sounding pretty euphoric here +"So is writing about real characters in real settings is mythology? Is that what you're saying? What about the fact that a lot of what the stories claim they did is also true? Let's take Hezekiah's tunnel for example, or Assyrian conquests. So if in a particular Bible story, the characters are real, the setting is real, and at last SOME of the events have been proven to be real, what is this called? Would you classify that as mythology? If so why? Mythology in my mind has very little basis in fact. Not sure it's a good fit.","At it's most basic, I think a story becomes mythology once magic, or anti-natural elements are introduced." +"Came here expecting that comment, was not let down.",Well have some of this then... +No.,why is there a sub about you m9 +Our bodies are more than capable of metabolizing it's own brain tissue. It occurs in the very final stages of starvation. It's a sort of last ditch effort to stay alive.,So like when you're 50% body fat and don't eat every 3 hours to stoke the fire? +"It's a good thing we have competent, level-headed voters!",Thats justhow he wants to vote +Why is this game such a data hog?,"It uses less than twitter or Pokemon go in my case, I don't know how have you used 4gb XD." +Because someone is making money off it,But capitalism is perfect... the free market will take care of itself. +Ryung leaves MVP,i thought MVP was disbanded anyways +What's the current game breaker? I just started playing yesterday.,On JP I think it's Lee for nuking bosses. +Are we talking about a Wikipedia article?,"The academic works cited in one, for convenient reference." +They tried this. It ended up with Eric Sogard being named the Face of MLB.,But he deserved it +You mean like a private chat channel that already exists in the game?,Or the several that also exists outside of the game that can be used with the game +"Vaping on Subway Today I saw a guy using a small nicotine ecig while standing near the door on the train. He was doing what I would call ghosting the hit if it were weed, holding the drag in long enough to not exhale visible vapor. No one seemed to give a shit. I'm not sure if I give a shit. But it did give me pause, as I'd never seen someone do that on an MTA train. I'm a bit new to the NYC, but I remember these things being widely frowned upon on the LA public transit shortly after they started to appear. What is the general attitude toward the use of these sorts of devices on the train, or was this a rare thing I witnessed?",at least he wasnt smoking crack in the corner of the car... +"Having sex makes men more likely to believe in God, new research says",This would explain kiddie fucking priests... +"... you mean Ecuador embassy in London, right...",my bad +~23 $ for GOTY version here in Poland ;),"It says $30 even though I'm from Polska myself, LUL" +"May pang-date nga ako pero wala naman akong ka-date. Might watch Doctor Strange at either Director's Club or IMAX at MOA tomorrow. May tanong ako sa inyo, okay lang kaya kung makipagdate and undergrad sa recently graduated? Anong masasabi niyo sa mga ganung relationships?",Your age / 2 + 7 +I said my morning greetings. Wew.,Combo-breaker. +Cleveland also blew a 3-1 lead despite a 70 year curse...,We talkin about basketball here ayesha +New katana looks cool,"Posted twice bb, remove one" +HHH:Congrats to the Chicago @Cubs on a long-awaited (and well-deserved) #WorldSeries win. We got you something for the celebration... #EnjoyIt,I wonder why it's not the universal title +"You REALLY can't apply real-world logic to this stuff. Even without taking the batrangs into account, the amount of people he leaves unconscious is super bad for them. Then there's the sheer number of concussions, broken bones, and dislocations. The human body is fragile as all hell, and the amount of permanent neck, spine, and shoulder problems Bat-Villains have must be phenomenal. If we're going to assume real-world injury rules apply, it helps to imagine that half of the criminals in Gotham are stealing so they can afford surgery to fix the problems Batman caused them the last time they met.",Bruce Wayne owns the hospitals so at least that money isn't going to batman. +You didn't link to a company for people to look at. (you can't make a link post and text post at the same time),"Wasn't sure if it was in a violation or something like that, fixed it." +Where do you live that it was that hot?,"My guess would be southwestern US, probably around Arizona since it hit 116 at the Phoenix airport this year." +"Buddy needs better teammates, he cant carry them by himself.","LOL, need that" +The Penguins are the only major sports team to not blow a 3-1 lead this year. (x-post r/penguins),Seattle should have ran the ball. +My wife Emily is only mad when i gift her sistr Haley xD,Same here although she has a bit of a reason to be jealous. +"Up to 3:15 it's fairly standard speedrunning stuff (a few details you might not know about if you're unfamiliar with Morrowind but nothing too bad, ask if you want more details). After that, he gets Keening, which he needs to kill the final boss. It's a legendary dagger which constantly tries to kill you if you don't have a special gauntlet equipped (which the runner doesn't, since you need to complete all main quests to get it and who has time for quests in a speedrun?). But Keening also provides stat bonuses while it's equipped, and a bug in Morrowind lets you stack those bonuses if you swap to and from that weapon fast enough. So for the next two minutes, he constantly swaps to stack more and more speed, allowing him to go through every wall he wants, collect Sunder (the other weapon needed to kill the boss), go to the end of the game and destroy the heart of Lorkhan, completing the final main quest.","Sounds like the run relies on an exploit, which doesn't do much for me." +Don't know his d and hustle last year was great,"It hasn't been to start this year, for what that is worth." +"I imagine they saw each other from across the room. Time slowed for both of them as they ran to each others arms. The whole locker room cheering as they embraced for what would be considered an embarrassingly long time for any other people. And in the corner, Jimmy G is sitting there hoping to have a love as pure as theirs someday.","I mean, how was it not documented." +Only the low-tier ones; all but a couple midranges and all the larges are behind the meta door.,"I'm aware, I'm just pointing out a snag with that plan that would have to be considered." +Join pug groups on the premade group finder,He said he didn't want to sell his account +What kind of music do wind turbines listen to? They're huge metal fans.,"This joke is way above my head, and spinning..." +"RANDY, I AM THE LIQUOR",People keep telling me to watch that show. +"TIL that Ethiopians cannot enjoy the highest quality coffee produced in their own country, which is the birthplace of coffee. The government only allows lower-quality beans to be sold on the domestic market, in order to promote exports and obtain a harder foreign currency.","I understand the logic, but if I were really into coffee, this might encourage me to move out of the country entirely." +"Because I have a bunch of Genesis repro games, but my nes games are on their way. I don't have a Genesis game genie, but I do have a nes game genie. If nobody else replies back I'll report my findings here when they arrive.","Cool, I'm curious to see how it works out!" +Found the incon fan boy,You must not have read my post correctly or you dropped your +i would like to point out that everyone who calls trump sexist yet votes for hillary cuz she is a female are themselves being sexist,But they were voting for Hillary because they weren't retarded enough to vote for Trump. +Yeah at 10pm EST,thanks +Online now! FC 4871-4918-5518 Kevin in the game tho,0448 - 0251 - 2861 +"He was a beast for us in 2014, I wonder if he's worth bringing back.","Yeah we could definitely use him as depth, he's better than the guys we put out there last year with all the injuries for sure." +'Hide of a rhinoceros' helps NBC's Katy Tur withstand Donald Trump's taunts,His respect for women is the best +I have a friend in Michigan who they say is not registered when he is and they are refusing to give him a provisional ballot. What is the best course of action?,Is he black? +"The royal family of Saudi Arabia is composed of around 15,000 members, of which only a fraction have wealth or power to decide laws. That's a lot of people you're accusing of being misogynistic, especially when you don't know all of them. Prince Alwaleed for example is one of the most liberal figures in the family and supports equality between men and women.",Remember all Muslims are bad! +How did the fan break when Sam held it out of the car window in the final KSTV episode?,chinese plasticc +Nabil Fekir red card (Nice-Lyon),Brilliant footballing brain but man are you an idiot sometimes +W...What? Do you know what passive-aggressive means?,"You're really the only one having a hard time understanding this, lol." +Didn't he fake a hate crime in 2014?,He seems to be doing so in 2016 also. +"Yeah lets use ten games to evaluate a player instead of 5 full seasons that say otherwise. Also he has shot 12/19 from three over the past 3 games. Klay is fine, he just had a cold shooting start.",He's a 4th option +Horny donkey,This one is older than the internet! +"Custom Bikes Of The Week: 2 October, 2016",Ok that Ducati Scrambler is gorgeous. +Cosmo the hypocrites.,BUT IT'S NOT THE SAME BECAUSE THE MENNNNNNSSSSSSSS +Lena Dunham accuses NFL player of body shaming and sexism because he rejected/ignored her,The nicegal in her natural habitat +Just in the sense of a professional woman standing by her husband after a cheating scandal and (potentially) using said marriage for career gain.,Yeah I was just entertained by the idea of Bill and Hillary watching the show together +"how the fuck, in your mind, does that make any sense at all? what fucking gears just squeeked a little bit in your brain that resulted in such a stupid fucking statement?",Sounds like I have no unresolved issues. +"They didn't fail at all with the rework, It's a success, probably they are making it the last since is the biggest one","Here, you dropped this:" +I wanted to run the block....without actually running.,I want to see an update in the same pose +School Replaces Detention with Meditation,So ... a time-out? +"What makes you itch, what drives you, what's your passion?","Hangin' with you, Dave." +The fuck,It's like when you set career mode to amateur. +"When I run the raid on my Warlock, I rely heavily on my Solar grenades for add control in say, center at Vosik for example. Despite playing since year 1, I've never purchased a pair from Xur or had one drop. Are they worth running if you like Solar grenades and throw them every time they are up?",Yes Sunbreakers also change solars so that they have higher boss dps than fusion nades Nothing better than lighting up bosses like a christmas tree with a big ball of goodness +"Yeah, I'd be apprehensive about putting moves on a hypothetical scantily clad woman with whom I could not communicate at all. Also, I'm stupid and while I'd be really turned on, I'd also be really confused, and then I'd probably end up all, *okay, cut the shit! I CAN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD YOU'RE SAYING!* (Because speaking more slowly and more loudly can overcome language barriers, or, so I've heard.)","What do you know, you're just a flaming douchebag" +If it's a HAMP I'm going to smash my head into a brick wall. By sticking my head out of a moving vehicle.,Tell us how you really feel. +He sold out for his freedom.,4 years is a lot longer than most people would last. +How did this man reach Admiral? I haven't seen a more incompetent officer since Admiral Ozzel! You're a disgrace to the Empire and the Emperor.,--Checks user name-- Yup.. its Ben Sigh +"Yeah, but heel hooks aren't quite the same.",bullshit +Me too,Thanks me too +Welcome to tier 4 where you unlock all camouflages before unlocking all modifications :(,"In term of grind, I'd say stuff that HAVE to unlock shells are in a much worse place, but yeah, it's annoying." +"In the right matchups, sure. But characters with good zoning or space control can give Jason a hard time, even slasher. exbf3 may seem good as an anti zoning tool but it's a high and it's punishable if ducked so the only safe way to use it is if you actually react to a projectile and armor through it that way, even then some projectiles recover quickly enough that the opponent can duck under his bf3 anyway","This is true but he wants to cheese the dude, Jason is absolute cheddar." +(((Lena Dunham))) Calls for The Extinction of White Men,Why does anyone pay attention to this nutjob? +The orange jumpsuit and tanktop is way too easy but those robot suits are a triumph.,I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS! +The 90's were a strange time.,Nice mallgrab poser! +"PlayStation players, would you buy Demon Souls on PS4",I'd pay full price for DeS on PS4. +Redheads,Sauce? +"Oh no, I was just adding to it!","gotcha, i see now what you meant." +60 fps low 47 fps medium,"Then it can 4K, just not well xD" +Found this review while looking a cheap keyboards,Multi-GPU keyboards are a thing now? +Thank you very much!,No problem :) +"Eh. I didn't vote, but I was rooting for Hillary over Trump. Hillary would have led to more grid lock and generally less interest in politics.",Same here. +Trickle down economics has already proven to fail .. annoys me.,Same +"What three heroes would you like to see announced at Blizzcon? If I recall correctly, last year at Blzzcon, Blizzard announced Greymane, Lunara, and Cho'Gall for Heroes of the Storm. We all know Blizzard is going to announce new heroes at Blizzcon this weekend, so would you like to see announced there? These are my picks: 1. Reinhardt 2. Imperius 3. Any new Hero with an original playstyle (Cho'Gall, Abathur)",1) Grom Hellscream 2) Overmind 3) Malthael +I'm just trying to imagine that conversation. How does that go? Oh hello Mr. President of unnamed country that is just trying to figure out how in the hell this trump thing works. Would you please investigate the wife of a former president who just won the popular vote but lost in a squeaker? It's a nakedly partisan political ploy which we would like you to take up on our behalf. Sounds good yes? What the hell is wrong with these people?,Haha lost in a squeaker +"Isabella is either a clone or a spy, she is just too perfect to be Nygma's gf.",I wasn't convinced she even existed till the Penguin talked to her. +I really wish that were so. At 2800 I still regularly see Bastion and Hanzo on attack.,"The interesting thing is that at ~1400 where I play, you almost *always* see Rein, and when you see Hanzo and Bastion on attack, they often do really well." +"I chundered, everywhere",Made a little vomcano +FSH Red Scrip guide created for some friends.,"I love it, but the OCD in me can't stand that 0000 is at the bottom and 1200 is at the top." +100.000. Isn't that 100k?,"Yeah probably, forgot they use decimals rather than commas in Europe." +"Lol, strike me all you want, I'm typing on an iPhone miles better than you are on whatever you're on. You can't even comprehend what you've fucked up after it's literally explained to you. I don't have time to break down every single error you make, kiddo. That's what your teachers were being payed for, and completely slacking in, clearly. You wanna see what you fucked up, reread my comments as many times as it takes for your simple mind to understand and come try again.",wanna +Screw Improved Hangman's Gambit. There's no way that game was designed fairly to give you an actual standing chance to get a perfect. And I played it on Gentle.,"The problem with Hangman's Gambit was things hitting each other literally the second they spawn and it just not working with English very well, most of the English answers are way longer than the answers in Japanese." +That means just kidding,Papa bless Hugh mungus +Yeah he's not extremely popular or anything in the state,You forgot +"He's going to be a pain in the dick with 3M, but otherwise I don't see how a building targeting miner with lava hound attack damage would do much harm. Bower + Ice spirit already negates all hog damage, I'm sure having an extra slow moving troop in there won't hurt.","would protect the hog from the likes of Mini Ps and infernos, so he works in hog decks and three muski split dick decks,it's not to bad of a car, but not as powerful as the almighty mega minion" +In October? In the foothills of Virginia? 3 young kids for entertainment. Totally normal? Smoking gun? Nope. The number of coincidences and oddities really pile up. Definitely something strange going on.,"indoor pool, i assume theyre fairly wealthy" +"What Unity games have user made maps that could be used in Onward? Once Onward opens up for allowing user generated maps, I was wondering if there are already Unity based MP shooters with user generated maps. Ones that could be easily converted to VR ready for use in Onward. It would save a lot of time in the beginneing over making them from scratch.",I'd support a re-creation of Rust & Terminal... +"If there were people who were completely inactive in the clan, this was a dick move. If everyone was active or had an excuse to be inactive, then yeah, I'd support the decision to kick someone who thought that an already present clan member was less valuable than some random.",Isnt joining a clan and then immediately expecting someone to get kicked for your friend the real dick move? +You're like he most hardpointed person I've ever seen when it comes to BF. I'm assuming you don't play role playing games because BF-1 is better as well?,"For my money, Super Mario Sunshine is a pretty good game, but Battlefield 1 blows it out of the water." +"Uri attackers were Jaish-e-Mohammed terrorists, says Indian Army",Omg what if we engage the curry ninda switch that will embarrass the terrorism out of terroristan +"If you could pick one ship that you could fly now, what would it be? Lets discuss! &nbsp; ~KGG",Brutus +Dolph Ziggler has a new T-Shirt ahead of tonight's SD Live - DZ All The Way,Is there an HBK All the Way t shirt too? +"Should it be normal, though? Being able to write off something like that disincentivize changes to a business's or person's actions to not do that crap, since they settled for a fraction of what a negative ruling would have cost and can write off the whole thing. First ~$1 million should be able to be written off, to help small businesses and such, the rest should not be able to bring down taxable income.","Lol, $1 million is peanuts" +Prolly cause Brodie has been getting with assists so it doesn't really fit this scenario. Oh well.,I mean yeah that was what I said but it's just banter +"More people have died from wahabism than of non Muslim terror threats. The biggest joke is people try to bring up right wing terror attacks not realize most Muslim terror attacks are ultra right wing attacks and counted in that. He didn't say all Muslims. He said most are good people. But a lot won't rat them out, and some are fucking evil.","No...he didn't say that, you are blatantly fucking wrong And I was clearly right when I said that you couldn't comprehend that the biggest domestic terrorist threat aren't Muslims" +This does make me laugh when locals around the city want to bring back the Steel Mills. Where are we going to put them? The former mill sites have all mostly been converted into something else.,They obviously left the towers up at the Waterfront so they could rebuild the plant around them eventually. +"Abruptly went NC with my mom. My mother is typically very sweet natured, helpful, and respectful. She is also, however, extremely old fashioned and assigns gender roles whenever applicable. She is very religious as well. We immigrated from a former Soviet country, and my mom definitely has some leftover baggage...there...somewhere... I recently went back to work after my maternity leave. My spouse is a wonderful man and usually chills with baby while I work (He works a few days, mostly my days off. I bring home most of our income.) Our work schedules overlap on one day and that is when baby hangs with grandma. A few days ago was this overlap day. I called mom halfway through my shift to check in, everything is cool. Then work blew up and I stayed an hour later than expected. When I got to my mother's house, she was rocking baby back and forth in a stroller. My baby was crying. She said he had been that way for the past hour. She then told me she was sick of this and cannot go on like this...??? She said she wasn't going to watch him next time. Ok so she is stressed, I understand. Then she drops this gem: You're barely raising your own children! Why are you having kids just to pass them off to someone else? That HURT. I didnt say a word. I work 30 hours a week and my man works even less than that. We work out our schedules and budgets to spend as much time as possible together as a family. One of our priorities is for our little ones to spend time with one parent while the other is at work rather than go to a day care. But nevermind all of that, I'm clearly bad mom for working to support my family. I have not spoken to her since, about 5 days. 3 days in she sent me a few nasty texts about hurting her because we all went trick or treating together. Again, she is super religous, but usually respectful and wouldn't go out of her way to send me texts about how I hurt HER by leaving God and allowing my kids to be kids on Halloween. I didn't reply again. I have since changed my schedule and will not be working that overlap day. I don't want to rely on someone who will guilt trip me and get weird. Sorry, just needed to vent.","Yeah, she needs a break from you and the kid, because if she's going to throw a hissy fit because you're supporting your family, and not doing what she thinks you should be doing, she goes on an info diet and a time out from contact." +"If she were really the one, she'd have been yelling with you.",Working on it +This quality/framerate is frustratingly dated for what we should expect from Tesla.,This quality/comment is frustratingly ill-informed for what we should expect from Redditors. +"I'll do algebra, I'll do trigonometry, I'll even do statistics... But graphing is where I draw the line!",First good joke on this sub for years +If you play Obama supporters chanting Yes we can! in reverse it sounds exactly like Hail Satan!,"Funny, Yes we can in reverse is Make America great again" +zlatan needs to go back to ligue 1,"Wouldn't be surprised if he's sold to China or India in January, he's done at this level." +"The plot hole isn't that he landed on his bad leg. It's that at the beginning of the tournament the tournament director lays out the rules and says, No kicks to the face. If I recall that's the only rule that he says. Why they included that in the movie I will never understand...",It also bothers me that the bad guy who has been a total douche the entire movie suddenly is a nice guy. +It's like the class hamster. I just hope nobody lets it die.,I'm really hoping that Morris and Roldan take it around town together +Burnie isn't tho,RTXL2k17 Million Dollar Stretch Goal. +"Gregor has a keep and lands and a title. Without tywin he loses all of that, and the protection they provide. He's strong as hell but without his status and tywins favor it would only be a matter of time before a big enough group of nobles got sick of his shit and hunted him down. He's tough, but he can't take on the whole world.",I like this answer the best +Australian man waits 416 days to see what happens after his ipod timer passes 9999 hours 59 minutes and 59 seconds.,I was expecting SEND NUDES +"I can do what I want, I'm the mayor's aide.",Is there anything you can't do? +"Which is how it should be. Unfortunately we're still going to see those LFG posts, but it's not a necessity anymore.","*It's not a necessity, it's a callback -Fezel Crux*" +"Is he talking about the same Reagan who granted amnesty to millions of immigrants, negotiated with terrorists, expanded the size of federal government, supported gun control, etc. I think Pence and many other republicans have a very selective memory of what Reagan actually did.",They have always had a very selective memory of Reagan. +"I'm 32 and a single mom, and I'm thinking I should just bank on dying alone surrounded by cats. At least the cats will appreciate me when they eat me right?",When you feel your liver giving up just head on down to the nearest shelter and take all they wanna give. +Hell yeah.,Hell Yeah +"You can get a Sager with 4K gsync display and dual 1080s in SLI for that price. I'd rather have that. I mean, it isn't nearly as thin and is quite a bit heavier, but that's not why I want a gaming laptop anyway.","Yeah, I think there are very different niche markets at play here" +You rock Cancel that ;),SMH banned for BM +You gunna complain about people ignoring your countries suffering then sit there and outright support the US governments murder of nearly all Native Americans. The genocide of an entire race.,No but it's a stupid ass comparison to compare modern day socialist regimes to the 1800s and say cuz the trail of tears occurred Obama is his administration are equal to genociders +Is the Grinch going to end up with cabinet position? I feel like he's the only cartoon villain left.,I'm still pulling for Hamburglar instead of Sarah Palin for Veteran Affairs. +What co-op?,"The one providing them, duh." +*Was* trending. They removed it.,Wow +"Who measures it flaccid..? If I wanted that kind of disappointment, I would call my son.",There's this guy at work who literally touches everyone's penises and always makes fun of everyone for having tiny flaccid penises. +Just thinking... we've got 4 strikers on the pitch,"More strikers = More goals, yes?" +New Tavern Brawl PSA: Evolve works!!,PSA PSA PSA PSA PSA PAS +What two songs when played in a row are better than either individually?,I'll start with Someone Great followed by All My Friends both by LCD SoundSystem +"Wikileaks JUST CONFIRMED that CNN MSNBC NYT and others were violating their duty by performing favors for clinton, burying stories and pushing false attacks on others. Why would anyone feel bad for the media - or respect them - or trust them???",And downvote. +"yeah cotton should be ok but I would avoid felt.,,,, hmmmm a drills RPMs should be low enough to use felt.",You must know a lot about polishing. +Rip to your karma for being uneducated..,"lol, here, take some pity karma" +Must be doing alright for yourself then. Go over to r/Toronto and poke around all the regular folks who aren't doing as well.,"Oh please, you may or may not be correct about your assertion, but pretending that a vocal minority on a fucking Reddit sub bitching and complaining is anything more than selection biased, anecdotal evidence is horse shit." +"Smoked prime rib with pappys prime rib rub. Garlic baked asparagus with homemade keto hollendaise sauce. Mixed greens with feta, walnuts and blue cheese dressing. Total carb count for the plate around 8g.",Nice recipe. +The dosage matters: back in the day it was used to kill people mysteriously before we knew how to do forensics. Or something like that.,Yeah but you can kill people with caffeine too. +"Crock pots are seriously magical. Whatever I throw in there with meat always ends up testing good no matter how weird it is. Grape jelly, dr pepper and lil smokies are my go-to weirdo crock pot mixture.","Jesus Christ, are you serious or trolling?" +"I know! I wasn't holding back there to be honest - i was trying to match the same $4300 price tag apple throws on it's laptops. And i still couldn't reach it. I think nowadays its just so logical to build your own PC. Parts are in abundance, resources and education are a plenty - and it can fit most budgets... :)","even as far as laptops go its absurd, you can buy an i7 6700 laptop with a 1060 for $1600." +Irn-Bru is a soft drink.,So is beer. +"Motherfucker so dumb he doesn't know the difference between Cleveland and Cincinnati. Also, Harambe never was and never will be funny.",But what will we pull our dicks out for? +"DX12 Crash? Everytime I try and play the game with DX12 i get a crash within 5 mins of a match, everytime. Its the same crash too, saying something about GPU_HANG and me not having a GPU with 1024mb of vram. CPU: i7_4790k GPU:MSI 960GTX 2gb",Don't use DX12 on nvidia hardware +Is there any name that could be autocorrected to Eggs Benedict? Any name with similar letters?,Probably not. +"IDK if they still do it (I don't read those rags), but at one time they were well known for articles exposing random people as sexual deviants - i.e. they were into bondage or having sex with transpeople, or they were into 'swinging' or something else perfectly legal. I get that exposing hypocrisy of politicians and religious figures is newsworthy - but this was often stuff that was completely unrelated to their position. Yaknow, like some random college professor was into getting spanked in his spare time - DO WE WANT THIS MAN TEACHING OUR CHILDREN???","Aw, so they're a European gawker" +Are those pictures supposed to be women in their prime? Because they look like kids to me.,why did you repeat yourself? +"I wrestled at two different schools. One coach said if you were in any other sport, you were off the team (even football with the exception of being a lineman). His reasoning being that no other sport helped wrestling, and if you ran you were stupid for not running for him. The other made it a requirement so people could learn what they like. Guess which one has a better program.","I'm not advocating that it's a good coaching style by any means, just that it is a reality at some schools." +Donald Trump slams Chinese seizure of US drone as 'unpresidented act',Someone should explain to Mr Magoo that the little red squiggly line under a word means it's spelled wrong +"Women of Reddit, What was your best experience with a kind person?",Grabbed me right in the pussy. +I see you've preemptively traded away their C.,"Haha didn't notice that, I think I'm gonna keep it." +I mean you really cant have him out there right now. He is colder then ice.,Whats cooler than being cool? +Anyone else a little disappointed with the Nuka-World Ending? I feel like there should have been something bigger after conquering the parks. Now there's just some side quests and the option to take over my own settlements with raiders. It's a little strange. How does everyone else feel about it all?,I'm just pissed that you can't actually enslave settlers from settlements you capture +TooMeirlForMeirl,for $40 I better be forced to watch my whole family murdered then proceed to have to live with those images ingrained in my every conscious thought. +"Barbacoa Grilled Cheese w/ Avacado at Barrio Barista (San Antonio, TX)",Question: when does something stop being a melt and start being a meat sandwich with cheese? +"Let them leave, nobody wants cry babies. Trudeau and his dj Mc Callum are bringing in highly skilled workers and foreign investment that will save our economy.",I can't tell if this is sarcasm. +Hypothetical: When would Wake Forest become ranked? I know if we lose at any point this dream of finally getting the recognition we deserve is over. But do you think of we defeat NCSU tomorrow that we can sneak in the top 25? This would be a second week in a row we would pull of an upset if we win. So when would we become ranked? NEXT THREE GAMES _______________________ * NCSU * Syracuse * FSU,Get in line :( +My friend gave a Viking funeral to his pet mouse. His mom flipped the fuck out on why there was a burnt paper boat and mouse corpse in the pool.,That's ~~adorable~~ epic as fuck +Wildrose calls on minister to resign after report on Serenity's death not given to RCMP,I hope he resigns. +"When it came to unbricking the bios, none of the windows based tools would work, I had to create a bootable DOS drive to get them flashed. Once working though, I modified the 6950 bios to unlock the shaders as simply trying to flash a 6970 bios onto the card wouldn't work","Jeah i did that back in the day aswell, nice go round with the dos tools, thats probably why the owner never got it done :D" +I'll have the fish,"I remember, I had the lasagna." +For real? Fuckkkkkk i was hoping to save some on AI and PCT by getting indian pharma if it was as good as western ones anyway. How unreliable is unreliable? Slight errors in dosing? Or getting 2g dnp and lead instead of aromasin?,"No one said Indian was bad, it's just as good as US in most cases, if not second best" +"becoming a pt Hey everyone, just some quick info on myself about a year ago i was 280 lbs miserable hated life and had no idea what i was doing with my life, then i found the gym i fell in love with working out and eating clean and just fitness in general i really really am happy so here i am a year later 203lbs and still working on myself everyday, ( really pushed myself hard these past 3 months) i really really would like to be a personal trainer after realizing how amazing i feel i really want to inspire and help others, but im not in insanely amazing 6 pack abs shape and was curious if you think i should wait or go ahead and persue my career even though my body isnt 100% there yet",Start now pursuing and workout along side it take pics aswell of how you look now and as you progress so you can use them as proof that you know your shit +"He's a monster at pass blocking, actually. Meh in the passing game but we really haven't seen him showcased too much in that regard under Cam.",Yeah he's like having a linebacker block for your QB +FUCK YOU SHITTY SOMBRA PLAYERS WHO RUINED ALL MY COMP GAMES IN THE LAST WEEK OF SEASON 2. I CAN'T WAIT TO LOSE ALL MY PLACEMENTS BECAUSE OF YOU FUCKERS,"HOW DOES THIS WORK, WOULDNT SOMBRA BEING ON BOTH TEAMS AND DOING LITTLE TURN THE GAME INTO A 5.5v5.5 MAKING IT EASIER TO WIN IF YOU MAKE AN IMPACT?" +Lexus is now the preferred rich man car.,"Lexus is solidly upper middle class, the entry models are under 40k" +"Tattered & Torn. It gets way more shit than it deserves. Yeah, I said it.",The ending is fucking awesome. +"What do you love most about PC gaming ? For me personally , it's the versatility. There's just so much to do.","I can choose when to upgrade,and what with An enormous library of games Large amount of controller options If I have an issue with a game I can fix it,or the wonderful PC community will have solutions I can couch play EXACTLY like a console if I choose My PC can keep my feet warm in the winter Power,raw power" +What keyboard is that?,it is an K65 RGB with cherry mx blue's instead of red's and an updated logo +Lola's 2nd birthday,Happy birthday pup! +Another incident with the Clinton bus emptying shit into public streets!! DISGUSTING!!,"The Clinton bus dumps shit onto the public streets, every time they open the doors and Hillary walks out." +How To Do Brazilian Jiu Jitsu With A Colostomy Bag,Holy fuck :( +How are they defining food insecurity?,Can't afford studying at Starbucks +Great click bait title. If you read the article it says izzy was catching a highball and came down on cheika injuring him. Hardly what you would call getting flattened in a tackle!,Gotta say I read the first little bit of the article and had visions in my head about Izzy snapping at Cheika and smashing him. +Halo App is Up For Download!,Crashing instantly :( +"SE + HTC vive Hello, i ve already seen developers of the game trying it with HTC vive. Any news/plans for SE to get HTC vive support?",IIRC the devs are waiting to complete optimisation before adding VR in. +For the victory in army beauty contest?,Maybe +Please god please give Trump Florida!!!!! p.s. And Ohio and Michigan and Wisconsin and Pennsylvania and Virginia and North Carolina and California and New York and New Mexico and Colorado and Nevada while you're at it too!,We got Florida +"That college has a good mixture of based centipedes, complete cucks, respectable cucks and ones who don't care so much. I like it",We do it right with MACtion. +because like the video is obviously not favourable of syrian refugees. that's pretty insensitive. plus rebel media is a known neo nazi news source,Source? +Hunt her down and take it back.,Hunt her for the jacket carve +So is city hall,And the Leg in YEG +"Furries or not it still can (and usually is, I chose to believe) said as a joke.",Some of us are clearly more affected by the internet than you +Can you really be a King without a ring? Just call me popcorn because I'm salty af,He's got the King's gold and silver +"We better hope to fuck we don't go to war with Russia with the draft. Imagine it... a bunch of effeminate, emasculated beta nu male hipster Westerners vs traditional, masculine alpha Russians and Eastern Europeans. Bloodbath...","Modern wars are won through logistics and technology, probably better to have a majority of the military being good office drones" +"Seriously though, I'm also curious how it unfolded from there.",It didn't because it's a fake story. +tbh I loved facts. 2016 was the year of the meme and kanye started it off with a great meme.,"We on an ultra light meme, this is a god meme" +Are you serious?,Yes. +Well that's all they talk about.,"Yeah, I just had a thought in response to the gazillionth mention..." +Found this gem New at Walmart for 99$,no offence but $99 is a really bad deal :/ +does the word Antitrust mean anything in the US anymore?,Yeah that movie sucked. +When are we going to hear some reportingon the illegalities in the trump foundation? You know like all the evidence we have showing hes a scumbag?,"Well, you know, the press is in the bag for Hillary." +"When I broke my right arm, I had to learn how to be left handed. I'm now ^^mostly ambidextrous. Take full advantage of this injury!","the G502 isn't an ambi mouse and can't be easily used lefty, it's pretty much designed for a righty...i know because currently using one." +What's the shittiest thing you've ever done?,I voted for Obama... Twice. +"The Bee Movie is 95 minutes long. The words bee and bees are said 153 times. The shrek saga is 369 minutes long. That would be a total of 56,552 minutes, or 942 hours, including the original Bee Movie. There are a total of 49,581 vowels in the Shrek saga. (yes, I used ctrl+F on each script for each vowel) The Godfather trilogy is 539 minutes, and playing it for every vowel for one run of the Shrek saga would take 26,724,159 minutes, so applying it to all 153 of the Shrek sagas would be 4,088,852,974 minutes, or 68,147,549 hours including the original Bee Movie play and the Shrek sagas. There are 81,894 words in the Godfather Trilogy, so playing the Nutshack theme every tenth word would mean 8,189 Nutshack themes per Godfather trilogy, of which there are 7,585,893. The Nutshack theme is about one minute, so the total time so far including the original Bee Movie, the 153 Shrek sagas and the 7,585,893 Godfather trilogies and Nutshack themes is 66,209,730,751 minutes, or 1,103,495,512 hours. The Nutshack theme says nutshack 16 times, meaning nutshack is said a total of 993,934,044,432 times. The Bee Movie is played each of these times, coming to a grand total of 94,489,943,951,791 minutes, 1574,832,399,196 hours, 64,618,016,633 days, or 179,175,388 years. (of course including all previous movies/videos) 179 million years ago was the Jurassic Period, when the Stegosaurus was alive. If you assume an average life span of 90 years, it would take 1,990,838 people to watch this video for their entire lives without interruption to have watched it all. If everyone in the world watched an equal portion of this video, it would take 8.83 days to get through it all. Yes, I have autism",r/theydidthemath +"Warping into a parallel universe! (moving from Xbox to PC) So finally took the plunge and will be receiving a nice shiny Alienware 13R3 very soon. A few questions; Is it better to run the game directly or through Steam? Are there any must have add-on's I should consider from the start, e.g. EDDI/VoiceAttack? I'm still considering moving my 200mil credits from XBOX (if they let me) or starting from scratch again. - Does anyone have a good suggestion for a nearby home with friendly commanders to help me onto my feet again? (I'd prefer somewhere with both Empire/Fed factions)",In my experience it's easier to update it through steam. +Taliyah is cute which is attractive Ahri and MF are overtly sexual which is also attractive Attractive is a really broad term can we stop debating this lol ?,Aha........broad. +The only thing I extremely dislike about custom night. It's not customizable. I thought you were actually going to be able to change the difficulty of each animatronic. Were you sad too?,I'm still pretty disappointed that Baby didn't get a jumpscare. +Do you mind telling an internet stranger how much you got paid for that?,I'd be surprised if that was allowed +"If I get 100 upvotes, I'll buy everyone who upvotes a copy of Sun and Moon I'm rich and bored. Make me proud Reddit! Leave a comment below after upvoting so I know to message you to send a copy.",1533 copies and counting. +"Fps drop after Ob39 hi , i download the OB 39 update yesterday and i noticed that the performance is so bad , and the game is now unplayable , is anyone else having this ? is it just me ?","For me, I have no experienced any performance loss, frankly, I felt like it was smoother than before.." +LF2M ToO prefer to go flawless but chill as well. Mostly a chill run but I've gone flawless a few times in year 2. I'm pretty decent and would prefer like minded individuals who are as relaxed as I am. Let's do it. Tiber_Jefftim.,jalenvantrease chill +Popular Artist EXPOSE!!!!!!!!!11,THAT'S A LITTLE BIT NSFW THERE FRIEND READ THE RULES +I think Colm Meaney is just a way better actor than Rosalind Chao. With a better actress it could have been better.,Spot on. +"If you don't mind me asking, what are your current understanding of theism and Jesus? I have the same thought process on you, and can't beleive anything without evidence and so I'm curious how we have come to different conclusions?",How much research have you done about the origins of the Bible? +Which God Skin has the best Quiet! line? Just some I like: Reaper Tech Thanatos - SILENCE! (Pretty epic) Hunkules Herc - Shut your mouth little boy Foxy Ama - Shushie!,Stargazer Anubis: You will be silent! +survivor: white island,Finally! +The Lives Of - Team Osiris,Based Achte Man. +"Let's analyze what happened here: First, he slips and falls backwards, which causes her to fall forwards onto him. She falls in such a way that her mouth comes down perfectly onto his dick (which apparently grew to full erection in the time it took him to fall). She goes completely down to the base of his dick in an instant, and doesn't immediately throw up or even gag. Her teeth never touched his dick, and no other parts of their bodies collided in any jarring or painful ways, either with each other or the hard tile floor. Then, and this is the best part, instead of trying to right herself, she instead decides that she needs to apologize, *while the dick is still in her mouth!* It was so important that she apologize *right away*, she couldn't even take the time to lift her head up off of his dick. The undulations of her speech are then apparently so stimulating that they cause him to ejaculate *instantly*. God, I love hentai.","It's physics, man" +pis isn't conservative.,They are reactionary? +"The super rich Arabs you see in Geneva generally wear Hijab, not Burqa. Also, they're not really what the law is about. They keep to themselves and don't commit any crimes, and spend ridiculous amounts of money out shopping. These laws are mainly for the poor suburbs and the new migrants.",Law in general are for poor people anyway. +Muh actually existing socialism - notaflyingpotato,#EXPOSED +KSHAMA SAWANT EXPOSED - The rot may justify the cover-up as long as there is something that justifies the rot,Sticky please This should be our commercial +So the anarcho-liberals have a new sub... it's as cringe-tastic as you think,This is hilarious +1920x1080,"Hmm, like I said, pretty decent frame rates considering the hardware." +You need to wake the fuck up. The KKK are all traitors. Every last one of them. They should all be exiled. Jail is too good to traitors like that.,The gulag for every last one of them comrade! +"I can believe it. I'm acquainted with a guy who is a dedicated nudist; he and his wife are swingers. (No, I haven't slept with them but they seem nice.) Anyway he is a reinactor whose day job is teaching kids about history. Nothing about him is creepy and I honestly can't imagine him being inappropriate towards children; he just parties really hard on his own time. I think a lot of swingers/kinksters are middle aged or older because they've gotten to a point where they are comfortable with themselves and no longer worry as much about having absolutely perfect bodies.","As a middle-aged kinkster, you also give less of a fuck what society, you mum or friends have to say about your conduct." +"We're still doing they both suck, huh?",They do though. +I found a depressed Freddy plush at Zing-PopCulture today.,*Notices the eye poppers at the top* +"Tolerant, but not pleased.",I think it's the first Corgi that I have seen that doesn't smile... :( +Sprinkler,So glad I trusted that NSFW tag. +In Trump's American we don't haggle over details :),Laying it on a bit thick +"Eggnog. I remember it looking so good on TV and cartoons but when I finally tried it myself, I couldn't even swallow the little bit I tasted.",you forgotten to fill it with rum +PWR BTTM -- Full Show (2016),They are very fun. +And that professor's name?,Abraham Mark Twain Enstein Luther King Lincoln Jr. +"And with a car, after being homeless, he can live out of it expense free.","I know in a lot of places it's illegal to sleep in a car, so unless he has somewhere to park he can't sleep in it parked in public areas." +Cops facing the pipeline protester(s).,Who needs the military when the police are already militarized? +i have got cobalt barret and want breakout snakeskin,If he doesn't take this deal I will +Where's the Maine love? There seems to be a decent amount for Maine hate coming from a lot of the people that comment in these posts. I get there will always be people hating on their state and that currently the governor seems to be a major dickhead. Aside from that stuff I see a lot of comments about young professionals leaving the state. Why is that? I'm moving to the Portland area soon and that's a little disheartening.,Check out the thousands of posts where people say they are moving/visiting here and want to know what there is to do. +3 types of people in Edmonton...,Privilege is when you know you aren't gunna exercise because you are too damn full of beer and food. +Tennessee student suspended for taking extra chicken nugget,I'm glad to see justice was served +You're right. Getting physical revenge on defenseless children is completely rational and a great way to get them to respect you.,I'm sure there are plenty of other reasons why you don't respect your parents +"I think I'm already checked out for the day. Nothing ground breaking has happened. But between Carson, Pence, everything with Trump... Glenn Fucking Beck comparing Michelle Obama to Reagan, I'm done. It's too much. Too Bizarre.","In a normal election, the new accusers would be a groundbreaking news..." +"A heavy british accent, fucking Tracer dude...",Cheers love tha cavalry's 'ere +New 1898 M91 purchase.,"Awesome rifle, great markings, but you're really stretching the meaning of the term new." +What is the most 2000s thing you can think of?,Janet Jackson's nipple. +"Best pilot episodes of all time? I recently started watching NYPD Blue from the beginning, and I couldn't believe what a strong pilot episode it was. I think Grey's Anatomy also offers a really strong pilot.",The Sopranos It tells you everything you need to know about the show in one episode. +but why not,He asked first +Beldum,just breed +"Xenoblade's Soundtrack inspired me so much as a gamer and musician, so I wrote a little thing about it.",Where Is [Bionis' Awakening] +"I'll be up at 4:30 to watch BC/GT, why do I do this to myself? Tech -3. I think Oklahoma can pick their number against a Houston squad that slowed down towards the end of last season and lost some pieces. Wisconsin falls in the category of big underdog in a low total game, but LSU may pitch a shutout here.",Early morning degeneration love it +Looking at his recipe it appears to be vegan.,I should have noticed that given OP's username. +"Donald Trump, Pepe the frog, and white supremacists: an explainer",This will surely secure those ridiculous Millennial voters. +I save the lives that troopers pretend don't exist.,Troopers incoming. +*facepalm,I have never laughed harder +It's not socially acceptable.,According to who? +"North Carolina is the same way, and we're supposedly the The Good Road State.","Lol, I wouldn't let goats even walk on some of the road here, let alone sidewalks." +"Yeah, got it to work but everything is choppy now when I play Diplo...I'll wait until they fix the game lol","Yeah that seems to be the effects of the latest patch, although there will be another one later this week when the DLC is released, hopefully that will fix these issues." +"Not bad, but, I don't even have my regular spellbook. I need 1 more page, so I'd rather have that first.",It'd be a strangifier +"Is Warlock Life Steal broken? I have noticed in pvp that when i melee an opponent, i am not being rewarded with health as i should be. Anyone else notice this? I will go back and check the recordings to verify.","Wouldn't you check the recording first, then make a post?" +Why is it that everytime I need to update destiny I need enough storage space for the entire game download? Is this just destiny or just ps4? It's getting really tiring having to delete items just so I can cache the entire download and only install a small amount. Is there something that I am doing wrong here?,"I needs to verify the existing content, and have enough space to re-download if it finds an error" +(PS4) LF1 for final phase of WOTM Raid Message here with details,366 hunter with experience Dawncraftian +In your skinny pants,Plenty of room in them for you to slip your hand in +"Oh please, Trump will have SNL canceled within the month.",good. +Then you would be pissed at any S level Audi's mirrors (as they are brushed aluminum).,"In the end, none of them bother me." +peeling plastic over lens of google daydream,Why does it get pixelized near the lens. +I just threw up in my mouth a little,Me too thanks +You get through times better with cannabis and no money than with money and no cannabis.,"Done both, and can honestly say I'd rather have money and no weed" +Nerd3's Greatest Games Of All Time... 30 - 21,Grand Theft Auto V is getting pretty high on the list... +Cookiezi | HujuniseikouyuuP - Talent Shredder HDDT 511x 95.90% 1miss,Step aside Adamqs +Ok but we get the royalty rights to the song Sweet Home Alabama,I will concede to this condition! +"NPR, WUNC in NC, reports that neither Jill Stein nor write in option are available in NC",haha i'll just vote for trump then! +"Someone explain to me why do they need to HAVE a malay president? Shouldn't choosing a president be BASED on qualities and skills to lead a country rather than RACE? What ever happened to 'regardless of race language and religion?' Why must there be a malay president? Not to offend but perhaps its because all the malays who chose to try and become president just did not have the support due to how poor they came across or how they showed that they do not HAVE the capabilities to do so? Singapore, don't be an idiot. The world is going down the toilet already and now this?",Anyone but president tony I guess... +THIS.ELECTION.IS.DRIVING.MY.ANXIETY.CRAZY anyone else?,No I'm totally okay with the fact that our broken system only allows for candidates of two parties to have a real chance of winning and the fact that one candidate was completely screwed out of a nomination yet no one pays no attention to that. +"Why? That's my opinion. A guess. Nothing against me making a guess. I mean I'm guessing that if Russia hacked into Trump's shit, got his tax returns for example, there might be something that looks bad. Can't say for sure, but fairly likely.",Can't say for sure about pizza gate either. +"Yeah man, I don't get the ridicule. Zombies don't run in real life. They don't do anything else in real life either.",Technically right is the best kind of right. +sometimes peace is worth more than justice,Is that a Gerry Adams quote? +Client download during Maintenance Yeah so like the title says is there any way to download the DFO client during the Maintenance?,Just launch the launcher it'll update. +What do you mean by they don't average it? If I retake it over the summer and get an A in chem 101 what will it show as?,That you got a D and you got an A. For DO schools you would have grade replacement but MD schools would see that failed class. +SSS to break 1000 receptions tonight in Prime Time? Ice up son,"He needs 8 receptions to get to 1000, he's gotten 8 twice this year so we'll see" +Whatever. You know whats fucked up? Islam.,And that allows you to discriminate against Muslims? +So what does bounce mean here?,I believe it's the bit where the last frame of the animation has him standing more leftward than the resting frame +"No, you see, it's actually very different from saying colored people because vague and implausible reasons, bigot.",Put him in jail for hate speech! +"Advertising How do I found out where and legally on hanging business posters in the CBD, preferably Queen street",Just don't include the business or contact details and they will never know it was you. +I can see why OP would be upset. it was 20 dollars... I'd rather have purchased two commons for that than one.,Yeah 20 dollars for a pop that's collecting dust at pretty much every GameStop is waaay expensive. +What is your best would you rather question?,Would you rather have sex with Donald trump or Hilary Clinton? +"There is no such thing as qualifications for being a politician. There's no college or a diploma for politicians. There's also only two kind of politicians, one who truly want to change or better their communities and one who want money and power to further their own agendas.","There's also no qualifications to be a mechanic, just put a sign on your door that says mechanic" +"Greg Cosell breaks down Dak recent struggles, saids that his mechanics that caused him to drop in draft are coming up with more regularity",Has this guy played the game or coached the game at a pro level? +"My friend is finally 17. As a birthday present, roast him!",Dyke lesbian or ugly guy? +#**Don Raper**,#DonnieTheDiddler +"Yeah, but at least the Dees have a fair swag of cups in their cabinet already. The Doggies had a long drought *and* only the one flag.","Two VFL/AFL flags, a few night flags, a few VFA flags and multiple brownlow medallists." +Free mystery gift?,"They stated multiple times, all rewards will be distributed by the 23rd of September." +Don't forget Olaf loses all his attack speed when he's dead ;),A very important consideration in theorycraft! +More dunk mou to donku,mot toDONKU +Reminder: Redskins could make the playoffs with a tie against NYG and a Detroit win over Green Bay,"Just what we need, another tie." +"I also mod for some very large channels on Twitch, and would recommend switching to FrankerFaceZ. It has an option to pause chat on mouseover, as well as key presses, or any combination of both. It makes modding a whole lot easier.",what exactly do i do with it? +AHI on CPAP? What AHI should I expect on CPAP? I'm experimenting with a new machine and different measures. Had 8.1 last night. Thanks.,My reading last time was 0.9. +Cleveland!!!,"Heyyy... Fairlawn now, too!" +Nashville Hot Chicken,"Everyone in the comments is saying how this ISN'T Nashville hot chicken, so I'd love to see a good alternate recipe if it's floating around somewhere." +I have heard of 10-2 or 5-2 for rapid tranq but never of giving an antihistamine as well. Is it used commonly?,Yeah we use it especially in peds +So you know they announced a year ago that they were only going to make updates and not expansions. When was the last expansion?,they got the lotro marketing team in full force xd +"hey its me, ur improved grammar","My grammar died when I was three, you insensitive cunt!" +I've created a Spotify playlist with 150 chill edm tracks over the summer and I thought I'd share it for your lazy sunday entertainment,Amazing Playlist - Thank you! +Pretty much either move this shit or we shut this building down from the public.,Move this shit or we're burning it down +Better than shaming others over things they didn't do and hating them for it.,"I don't think you got the point of the saying... Also, I am thinking you are referring to afro-american and native americans who demand reparations for wrongs they have endured historically and still endure to this day and now I think you are some kind of neo reactionnary." +Grappling hook <3,holy fuck call of duty is lookin so bad... +"Best friends? Trump's parting words to Obama will stun you: 'It was a great honour being with you, I look forward to being with you many more times",Historians will wonder how things would have played out differently had Obama not roasted him at that White House Correspondents Dinner... +What is the biggest thrill you've ever had?,Structure fire +"Holy shit no way, I'm reddit famous ma!",So it was **you** who's messing with the hooks! +What should the media be doing better?,Holding everyone accountable and not sucking Hillary's cock while spending 55 of 60 minutes talking about what Trump said today. +Tyga ft. Kanye West - Feel Me,The fucking shit I have to put up with for some new Ye. +My best friend had to pay only a couple grand a year to make up the difference for his,Which is totally the same thing as free.... +Toronto Raptors vs Cleveland Cavaliers 11/15/16 7pm EST Game is on FSO. Revenge time.,Thids game definitely doesn't feel regular season +"Boston Baked Ziti * Vegetable oil (for the dish) * 1 tablespoon vegetable oil * 1 onion, chopped * 3 cloves garlic, finely chopped * 1/2 cup tomato paste * 1 can (14.5 ounces) diced tomatoes * 3/4 cup water * 1 teaspoon dried oregano * 2 cups leftover beef stew, meat cut into shreds * Salt and pepper, to taste * 1 pound dried ziti * 1 pound fresh ricotta * 4 ounces shredded mozzarella * 1/2 cup grated Parmesan 1. Set the oven at 375 degrees. Lightly oil a 9-by-13-inch baking dish. 2. In a medium saucepan, heat the oil over high heat. Add onion and garlic. Cook, stirring often, for 5 minutes or until the onion softens. Stir in the tomato paste. 3. Add the tomatoes, water, oregano, and beef stew. Bring to a boil, lower the heat to medium, and cook, stirring occasionally, for 10 minutes. Remove from the heat. Taste for seasoning and add salt and pepper. 4. Bring a large pot of salted water to a boil. Add the ziti and cook, stirring often, for 10 minutes or until pasta is tender but still has some bite. Drain the pasta into a colander. 5. Pour about 1/3 of the tomato sauce into the baking dish. Add 1/2 the pasta, dot with 1/2 the ricotta and 1/3 of the mozzarella. 6. Add 1/3 of the sauce, the remaining pasta, the remaining ricotta and 1/3 of the mozzarella. 7. Add the remaining sauce, the remaining mozzarella, and the Parmesan. 8. Bake for 30 minutes or until the cheese is brown and the mixture is bubbling at the edges. Let the dish settle for 5 minutes before serving.","Well, that sounds amazing" +NHL 09,Let me guess: You have Sabrina Ledha on your team. +MNF Game Thread: The Cincinnati Bengals (3-4-1) @ New York Giants (5-3) Broadcast: ESPN. Location: MetLife. Inactives: WR Cruz QB Johnson DB Hall OT Beatty OG Pugh DE Wynn LB Skinner FUCK THE COWBOYS!,Someone take mcadoos playbook this drive and shove it up his ass +Illegal immigrants surging to US-Mexico border in race against Election Day,"Ah yes, lets just down-vote and pretend it isn't happening." +Can we call it Hacking the top comment from now on?,Only if you're from Russia. +GSMArena reviews shows that Pixel XL (78h rating) has worse battery life than S7 Edge (98h Exynos/87h SD),But.. But... Muh vanilla! +Maybe you could bring the crime and bad schools with you? ;),"Ummm, we call that charm" +Cory Booker was mayor of Newark.,Well then obviously he didn't do much for Trenton +"I think we are still not understanding them. They know Donald is a con man. They know he's unqualified. They voted him in to see the rest of the world burn, because they feel left behind, and if they can't have it, they might as well break it. So this is a good thing for them.","Today I'm going to trawl through r/AskTrumpSupporters and find out the answer to the big question, i.e., In God's Name Why?" +Those assholes at Fleshlight promised me DISCREET packaging!!,I see the sleeve to make your mom's dildo wider was a custom job... Did you order this as a Christmas gift for her? +Be a big boy and Google it yourself,"Nope, you made the claim, now back it up or stop lying." +"Fires most definitely played a part but saying that the impacts of 10,000 lb column's gutting the side of the building did nothing to help is just... misleading.","Well that is the NIST's official conclusion, that debris hitting the building did nothing to cause the collapse other than starting the office fires." +You sound like a racist.,That's racist. +The Trinity really hate windows.,ONCE AGAIN WB SHOWS BLATANT WIDESPREAD DESTRUCTION IN A SUPERHERO MOVIE! +"Stress management techniques So, it's not any sort of secret that us techs like our booze far better than we like most of our users. However, a recent talk with my doctor has restricted my ability to drink due to liver issues (not caused by alcohol). However however, A recent incident with a user has caused me a great deal of stress, and a great wish to drink! --- So how do you guys deal with stress on the job? How do you unwind at the end of a work day so that you don't murder your users when you come in the next morning? Let's get some discussion going! --- If the mods would prefer this be in the weekly discussion thread, I'll delete this and repost there. Just let me know.",just rub one out +"It does nothing but make her look dumb, this is bad press for her.",I disagree. +I saw no CO2... are they the new Razor?,Structure battle that is not a keepstar against that kind of super fleet is basically feed and lose or blue ball and lose. +No Radioactive this week? I don't watch racehub so I don't know if it was shown there already but I've been waiting for it on YouTube. Are they just not doing it this week? It's become one of the things I look forward to every week.,Everyone was polite and cordial this week so they didn't make one +Trump has picked Linda McMahon to lead the Small Business Administration,It's President-Elect Trump you smark +The future of augmented reality?,This needs to be a thing just to show people where to walk on a sidewalk. +did you get a download?,no i'm the sort of person that comments on updates without downloading them +"James Callis (Baltar) Has A New Movie, The Hollow, Coming Out.",Hopefully is better than that Merlin abomination. +"The Northstar Prime Termination should be a Football Spike. Just rip the Pilot out of the Titan, fly Fifty Feet into the air, then chuck the Pilot at the ground at 200 Miles an Hour...Headfirst. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!!!",I think Viper's flight with BT will be an animation +"CBJ vs. LAK Stanley Cup final 2017 confirmed. With our luck we'll still have Budaj in net lol. It's not that he's been bad recently, it's just that we REALLY want Quick back.",And Carter with the game 7 OT goal +WHAT'S THE GOING RATE FOR A CLINTON SPEECH NOW?,She has to pay us now $5. +I bet this guy is a blast to hang out with at parties.,fuck niggers amiright lol its just a joke bro +That's not funny you sick fuck,XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD +They're probably the most qualified candidates for the job. What's the big deal?,"They're white dude, haven't you heard?" +Donnie Darko: Unraveling the Secrets of Time Travel,"Its so hard to watch because of his voice, dear god." +ABC managing director Michelle Guthrie on her plan to transform the national broadcaster,"Michelle Guts The, ABC." +Well did you make an offer or what?,"He made an offer, she honored his offer..and all night long he was honor, offer, honor, offer." +Why does the ABC have a muppet discussing the news?,Well 'Today' and 'Sunrise' do it every day... +Member Johnny Gaudreau's Hatrick against the Bruins last year?,Mmmmmmmember the hatty against LA IN 14/15? +I have truly ascended!!!!! (sorry for potato photo),You had better be sorry +*Take me down to Paradise City* *Where the grass is green* *And the girls are pretty*,"*Oh, won't you please take me home*" +I do believe it. The first thing I did when reddit back up was check. I can see the post when logged in. No sign of it or any of our posts when logged out. I'm not sure if this has been the case for a while or if this is what they just did. It's the first time I've tried this.,What was the post? +I thought it was a cute term. And I love Aussie slang. Happy cakeday!,Thanks :) +Reminder: Wikileaks cables show Islamic Defenders Front (FPI) took thousands of USD in bribes from Playboy magazine publisher,"and, your point being?" +"after you're done your trade with shadow, could I interest you a HA BB mareanie for one of your honedges? IVs don't matter to me",NP +Shushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,chirper and snoz +"And just to clarify, because it looked odd to me, I meant Huzzah very sincerely. But without an exclamation point, it kind of looks sarcastic. Internet is hard.",Who you calling a huzzah? +"Yes, but apart from that?",What have the Romans ever done for us? +It's literally twice as playable as other hunter legendaries!,2*0? +"I'm in Smithfield. 42, like to mountain bike, and road bike. Ski season is almost upon us, I spend a lot of time at the beav. How old are you?","I'm 31, I'm nit much of an outdoor person but, I'm willing to try new things" +Donald Trump Tells Veterans He's 'Financially Brave',Give that man a purple heart! +"Anything that's not the NFL shop or an affiliate is a scam, dude.",I would argue NFL shop charging $200 for a jersey is a scam +Spotted this Extended xB this morning,Checks out - California plate. +"Fans of teams expecting a change at HC, would you rather see new blood from outside, a promotion from within, or someone who was fired as HC on another team take the reins next season?","Mike Brown *is not* going to fire Marvin Lewis -- but in a hypothetical world where misguided loyalty and lack of improvement aren't rewarded, I'd like to see some outsider come in and turn the place around." +Who would win: 2016 Team Canada (Spengler Cup) or 2016 Team Canada (World Juniors) ?,2013 Spengler Cup +That's horrible. How many times did you die during that 60 secs?,Depends on how many players were using high-impact shotguns in the match. +Tumblr in one picture,"I was about to point out the repost, but noticed your username." +i had no idea these suburbs existed.,"Should go to Willmot, great place." +"OSU! Nation, go circle!",dead mem +"He can't tell the differences between a helpful subreddit compared to a sexualized subreddit. I took a look at beyondthebump out of curosity and there is nothing remotely sexaulized about it. This guy is a creepy idiot with a malfunctioning brain and manhood. My question to OP. I have no intention of pinning the blame on you, but why leave your KIK out like that in public? Unless I am missing a crucial detail I am not aware of?",The kik may be same as the reddit username. +Freedom of Speech is a human right for everyone.,Wut? +"I can't really remember, but I don't think it was much, guy made a second account just for it",maybe it's your username? +"my guild did heroic xavius last night and heroic cenarius a few nights ago. we had more trouble with heroic cenarius but i think it might just be because of the strat we were initially using. we found things a lot easier when we kept ranged in the center away from the melee stack, and just moved the boss along with the melee to whatever you want to purify. clearing brambles with rogues/hunters is also pretty mandatory. we didn't ever break malfurion out, and just made sure to stack tank/external cooldowns on whoever is getting speared so the shit on the floor didn't spread. once you can reliably make it to phase 2, it really isn't that bad. i don't think we've wiped in phase 2 on either of our kills. heroic xavius was pretty much the same as normal, you just need your healers/other dispellers to be really coordinated on corruption, because people will eventually start getting mc'd near the end of the fight. besides that it wasn't really that difficult, at least from the perspective of a melee dps. pretty tank/healer intensive though. good luck homie",Thanks mate +I hate my little sister,Reminder #98434232 to never have kids +And here we have two people discussing how they clean their assholes,You never know when you'll get a surprise rimjob +"Sup. I would look at the picture right now but my school's wifi blocked imgur. Also, the Paris catacombs are said to have the gateway to hell so maybe the napalm zombie is enough.","Try using a vpn, that solves most blocked website blocked by servers' issues" +Los Muertos protest November 1st,I think the letters have cypher doe lol +"Guardian Druid and maul Does anyone actually have this ability on their toolbar? It hits like a wet noodle. I actually don't use it. Can anyone shed some light on this? I know it's rage dump, but I see that iron fur or something else is better for rage dump.",Take it off your bars +I work for a construction company. In our office we have 2-3 dogs daily and on fridays can have up to 5 sometimes. It is really great to have dogs in the office. If you get pissed off at something just go play with the dogs! They best is when they run around at full speed in the office.,How I'm picturing a bunch of dogs sprinting around the office as they think business business business +"Yeah, idk how many times I waited for a medic. If I'm by myself I'm gonna probably only wait half the time. Besides I'm better alive then dead",Skipping faster does not make you alive faster.. you will have to wait the same ammount of time on the deploy screen +"Ordered Pizza Hut last weekend, took 2 hours to deliver 2 large pizzas (that we had to re-heat) a total of $49 dollars with tip. Maybe drones will make a vast improvement.",Not ordering from Pizza Hut would be a vast improvement. +3,4 :) +You're upset about dealings with Saudis so you vote for the man who made millions off deals Saudis? That's inconsistent with rational thought.,"For Hillary we have proof, currently we only have speculation." +What's a word that you can never spell correctly the first time you write/type it?,Definitely - and I usually misspell it so badly that the suggested corrections are of no help. +"Vagina Recliner? ...well, at least I tried.",If you're from Boston it rhymes. +what happened to 'its funny cause its true'?,Holocaust jokes weren't funny until much later. +"Ok, cool. What's the truth then?",See top comment in this thread +"For some reason, my Drain Lance quest never progressed until I beat the game. Post-game, I haven't had any issues upgrading the weapon with hunts. Either 2 or 3 hunts and then rest at a campsite and Cid calls in the morning every time.","i honestly believe it's random, because i had all of my weapons and machinery upgraded via sidequests after threeish of them and then resting." +Well West Ham still have had 70% possession.,Wouldn't be Pulis if they had more than 40% posession +The good old Halo 3 days.,Why did this remind me of Arby n' the Chief? +Can't Muradin tank for 4 ranged as well?,"He can, but OP asked about Johanna and not Muradin." +Someone is feeling left out in the party,Someone is feline left out in the party +Actually i'm pretty sure it was an undercover operative using Jimmy Olsen's ID or something similar.,If that was the case they wouldn't have brought an actual reporter. +"It was a pro job from Miami, as I understand it. They have video footage of them riding the bikes out of various buildings. They were in and out within a few minutes.","As horrible as it was it, does sound like it would make a kick ass gone in 60 seconds remake." +Applying to colleges with a questionable GPA,"I was born in America that makes me native American right, right?" +At Sunday something is going to be crazy !!! If you want see then SUBSCRIBE to my channel,No +Hate speech by another name: Why the term 'alt-right' should not be legitimised (xpost r/DeepGreenResistance),Why are people so obsessed with labels? +The difference of a single day in upstate NY,"Live in Upstate, can confirm." +Moenovel is teasing a new title...,"Nooooo, kill it with fire!" +"Was this what Eichenwald claimed on Twitter was one of his most important stories so far? Parroting the Clinton campaign's desperate, fevered hallucinations about links between Trump and Russia? *yawn*",Did you read the article? +Oana Stanciu cade in direct la Antena3,inb4 Ciolos e de vina +What is your best song that you are keep listening even after long years?,Mad world by Gary Jules +I've heard it summed up grAy for America and grEy for Europe.,grAyy lmao +This man knows Bush,Does he know Bush did 9/11? +I'm 19 and shit on everything I see on Reddit,Same +"Players who campaign furiously against the inclusion of LFR and yet have never set foot in LFR, why do you complain?","because it attracts certain people who shouldn't be playing, when you see a 840/845 player on a mythic+ dungeon who doesn't even know how to do a dps rotation that is 100% rf fault" +KF2 Origami Mode FPs will look like angry squares.,"This reminds me, I once installed the game on a Really slow hdd, and the maps would take forever to load, and the first few minutes the zeds would look like what can only be described as marshmallow men." +I always hate those covers because I always feel like there's a reason their trying to hide their number.,Same story with tinted windows. +Are you posting that in every reply? Wow. Taiwan will get Eugen cut off from the Chinese market. 19/49 will not happen.,It happens to be relevant because multiple people made the same answer +what is Bill clinton's definition of safe sex ?,At high definition (1080p) +Why is anyone still giving this guy a platfirm? Hopefully this will finish him off as a voice in the American discourse.,You mean the bot? +Avenged Sevenfold has Hillary Clinton as one of the puppet masters in their video for their new song 'The Stage',Trump should use in a commercial. +"tihs may be far fetched, but if there is a classic feature to turn on for IW, could be used for competitive? Ive seen one or two maps, and I can say that they dont like like you NEED to wall run to play on the map. i.e terminal remake even though it was a botg map to start with. I think this could be the rejuvenation of Cod esports if the game turns out to have a good time to kill. Hardpoint is in, so thats already a plus. But the 'ghosts' 2 that none of us wanted, this game could be a 'shadow ghosts 2' if you play Iw on classic.",It didn't work out in AW because of the maps but it could work out if the maps are botg based Envyus are the best +"TIL - Hamilton, Perez, Alonso finished on the podium at Monza 2012 (who were all torpedoed out by a certain Frenchman in the previous race)","Meanwhile Button and Vettel, who finished on the podium that previous race, retired with technical issues." +"Kara Quest for 875 Ring Found! So today I found out that if you complete the kill 40 spiders quest and find yourself at an abrupt end to the quest chain, if you then join a new run to kill Nightbane he drops an item that Starts the quest for the 875 ring! Which you just hand in for your shiny new 875 crit+mastery ring :) hopefully this isn't a repost and is new information !","Yay, another trash ring!" +"It's probably automated until no license plate is detected, and then it's manual.",Idk about other states but in Texas a cop has to look at each one to write the ticket +Live SmackDown Live Discussion Thread - November 15th 2016 Welcome to the live thread! This'll be more fleshed out sometime between 5 and 6pm PST :P,Commercial then Intro... then back to commercial... you're killing it tonight WWE +N. Carolinian here.........God Damnit.,"This is real North Carolina, right here." +Damn Ichigo put on a few pounds...,Getsuga ten-pounds! +"Would be cool, but unfortunately will never be able to be implemented. You probably think 'well they just have to scale down everything that we have right now and that's easy right?'. But as we've seen with boss pets, it is not that simple and they are new models that were created. Doing this would mean one hell of a lot of work, and I don't see them doing it for just one pet.",Looks easy enough in the picture +You can't be serious. 1st. Subscribers can be faked/botted 2nd. Everything you find on the internet isn't necessarily truthful. 3rd Don't you think it's a bit risky downloading a program that only 2 people verified was safe? They could have been hacked or given money to promote this program.,"2 VERIFIED YouTubers, it's legit" +It's down :(,What?but I'm watching my GF play right now +"Does it really matter? You can only talk about harassment when person A does something to person B, and even then the bar has been lowered so much that we cannot meaningfully talk of harassment anymore. Here, at least based on what information has been revealed about the case, we have a group of men talking about a group of women between themselves. Where exactly is the harassment? They are not talking to the women. And even if they were, so what? How can discussing the attractiveness of females be a crime?","I mean, it's not as if a group of girls would discuss, question and criticise a guy in depth amongst themselves" +What did I miss? I was out sick and now it's Vectron this and Vectron that out of nowhere.,"By Vectron's golden claw, you're right!" +Do you still need to do this? Does backpack shuffling do the same thing?,"pretty sure it does the same thing, i still drop the items since i almost always do it under tower anyway" +Psychic Terrain prevents all priority moves and it won't be an exclusive move.,Hype hype! +"That was/is my problem too. I can't moderate myself, can't have one drink and stop. That's why I'm here though. It's not worth even trying to attempt moderation anymore. I'm done with alcohol.",same here +Alaska finally opened its first retail shop!,I bet they sell a LOT of oil. +"She's a psycho commie cunt, wastes taxpayer $ on trips to Bill Maher show.",...but its 2016... +"Imagine that you travel in time back to January 30, 1933, in Germany. You speak German. You are in a popular barber shop in Berlin. 6 other men and 3 women, friends or wives of the men, are in the barber shop with you. The radio is playing wonderful music by Wilhelm Bach. Everybody is enjoying the music. A radio announcer interrupts the music program and says he has an important announcement for all Germans and Germany. Several nice German people crowd around the radio with you to hear the important announcement. Millions of Germans across Germany are crowding around their radios, too. The radio announcer says, in German, Ladies and Gentlemen, today the National Socialist German Worker's Party has just released a statement that it has appointed Adolf Hitler as the new Chancellor of Germany. Everybody in the barber shop smiles. Everybody likes the news. They are all thinking the same thing, Hitler. A great man. Our Chancellor. He will make Germany great again. A man standing next to you, Heinz, asks you, What kind of Chancellor do you think Hitler will be? You look straight into Heinz's eyes and answer, 6 years from now he will start World War Two. The war will last 6 years. The war will kill more than 70 million people around the world. Beginning today, during the next 12 years, Hitler will order the execution of more than 11 million Jews and other minorities in Germany, Poland, and other countries that border Germany. Hitler's Nazi Party will murder most of those 11 million victims in concentration camps. Heinz looks at you like you are crazy and says, You are out of your mind. Hitler is a great man. We all love him. He will be a great Chancellor. He will make the Fatherland great again. Get out of here. We don't want to ever see or hear you again. Don't ever come back to this barber shop! You walk out of the barber shop and return to your life in the year 2016. The date is November 25, seventeen days after the 2016 Presidential Election. You sit down in your comfortable chair in your home and think about what the great American writer Mark Twain once said: History does not repeat itself. It rhymes.",Godwins Law +A lot of us were under the impression you *couldn't* destroy veggies with regular rifles. TIL you just need a metric shitton.,I think the ARs are the only inf guns that can damage vehicles. +It was viktor gragas and graves no?,Wait yeah mb on ekko +"Well, yes but then you could say anything is flushable. There's no point in advertising something as flushable unless you want people to think that there's no problems with flushing it.",Metaphysical concepts like ineptitude and things like colours aren't really flushable. +"I'm all for it, since the alternative was rising VAT. Alcohol, tobacco and coca cola are fine, but no one *needs* them to live.","Well the problem is that in theory you can replace those sugars with other sweeteners, which are in the end even unhealthier." +No man can get rich in politics unless he's a crook. It cannot be done. -- Harry S. Truman #ClintonFoundation (maybe Hillary robots will say She is a woman),But Hillary is a woman! +Or when you are walking toward someone and you see them but you're too far to say 'hi' so you awkwardly look around until you reach them,"LPT: smile and make eye contact with them, makes it not awkward :)" +Icardi is a stone cold finisher. Even with his back almost facing goal i just knew he was going to finish that,"Well it's in the title, mate" +"Wolves were not meant to kill the primarch - but to serve as disposable eyes and ears of the emperor. If a wolf squad dies or goes missing, then it would be clear to everyone that the primarch was disloyal","Were they dispatched after the Ruinstorm, or were completely made redundant after the storm began?" +On child death sentences: Wanna know what happens when kids are immune? Brazil and most of South America and pretty much the rest of the world.,"jesus christ, this is a new low" +Sausage? SAUSAGE?!?!,I offer my greatest...contrafibularities. +No not reinforced walls just normal ones. I thought you were talking more about the slide under,"I know that sliding under prone holes isn't new, but it is new to do it with hibana under reinforced walls, which a lot of people won't think about even if they know the trick, and most of the people out there don't even know the trick !" +Looks like we can buy oxenfree!,Explain. +Did you see the commenter here the day after the first major snowfall? Guy was going 80 km/h in the passing lane on Aut 20 and bitching about people passing him on the right. People are stupid cunts.,"retards, retards everywhere." +"Uh, so why is that?",Swedish-speaking Finns are over-represented. +I really don't like Avocados. I know they are healthy but there is something about the mushy bland texture that makes me gag when I eat them in excess. A little bit of it in my sushi rolls is about as much of it as I can tolerate.,"Same boat, not my thing." +I was starting to think this one was too subtle lol,But even Emmet Till wasn't killed by cops Something like Phillip Castile would have made more sense +"Anyone agree they don't have these problems? I don't have the issues with Bungie matchmaking like everyone else is. I'm fine with the loot system, eververse, balancing, all the way it is. I may have a couple pet peeves but I'm not having any of these problems that other people do. Anyone with me?","No, not agree." +me_irl,Hey I have this chair +What's YOUR best advice that you like to give?,Save a bit of money from every paycheck for future you. +"We had a German student staying with us at university, who was a massive petrol head: she loved Formula 1 and playing Colin McRae. One day I asked her where she was from. Nuremberg, she replied. And, thinking about her love of motorsport, I decided to try and be knowledgeable. Oh, like the rally? This did not go down well. TL;DR: Thought the Nuremberg rally was a motor race.",No silly the trials +"Why do Indian people say the fraction 5/6 as 5 by 6, instead of 5 over 6 or 5 divided by 6? I haven't heard any other nationality use this phrasing.",because .. two one za two two two za four two three za six two four za eight +Nice to meet you!,"No matter how many times I see this, it always makes me smile." +This benchmark isnt even close to the actualy performance. 1070 holds 60fps. You can even see it on youtube. 970 can do more than 30fps. Around 40-45.,All of these cards are reference I believe. +"#Donald is trolling the fuck out of CNN right now. The bait and switch, genius. The shills can't cut away from medal of honors recipients without looking really bad. #CUCKED CNN",Unf dem deplorable heroes...whatcha say Hillary for prison... You heard. +"This guy lol. He shits on America, pushes gun control, shoves a shitty obamacare law down our throats. Then our taxes pay for the largest personal security force in the world to protect him while he plays golf and campaigns for Hillary. I'M LOOKING REAL HARD DON'T SEE A LEGACY, ALL I SEE IS FAILURE",But least i gotz me a uh bama fone fam. +I've been unsubscribed from the_donald multiple times now.. I've seen a few comments regarding this. I'm wondering who else this has happened to.,Happened twice here. +Comic Code Authority in the USA.,Hasn't that been thrown into a trash bin and pissed on already? +Gotta get in those Panic buys before the election,You'll thank me when SHILLary bans guns! +Playing with dolls,That doll looks a lot like real life Labelle. +To all the Hillary supporters clogging up this sub: Fuck you. You've had this coming for months. You have no one but yourselves to blame. I hope you all suffer these next four years.,"I hope nobody suffers, but I'm still mad." +But why would they want to trademark Rhodes unless they want to make up some new Rhodes family member... which be be really insulting of course.,"Well, we have a new Guerrero family member, so it could happen." +"Yes, we know that. We aren't talking aren't talking about just persistence hunting. We're talking about the modern human's speed vs the hunter gatherer human's speed.",In that case I think we are over estimating the speed of the average modern human's speed:) +We did this to her.,The Haitian voodoo curse did this to her.. +TFW your fact check on the fly gets destroyed by a hammer,"So the question is, why not have the fact checkers just do the News?" +"we had a black president who wasn't terrible, somehow that's cause for desperation",But he was a muslim! +"Compra cajas de cortes de Sonora, y te la llevas a la CDMX.","si verdad tan facil, como no se me ocurrio antes" +is this build bad? i dont like to build cleaver as first but also dont want to miss hp... so is this a good option? i dont buy boots.. dont like them. i play with 30 cdr and later i finish cleaver and get my 40..,"With what you're trying to achieve, I honestly feel you're better off playing trundle :/" +You think smugglers will scale the Great Wall just to sell guitars?,Civ3 taught me that the problem with walls and nations surrounded by water is that you just need a boat to go around the wall. +"A few reasons. I think both Hillary and Donnie are disasters. She is corrupt and he is crazy. Vermont is one of the few States where Bernie could actually rise above the political event horizon based solely on write in votes. He is extraordinarily popular here, mostly because we know him well. In the most recent credible poll of Vermont, it was 45% Hillary, 17% Trump, 4% Johnson, 2% Stein... and 4% Bernie, even though he is not on the ballot. That's pretty amazing. I much prefer voting for someone I support, rather than holding my nose and going for the lesser of two evils. The lesser strategy just guarantees we end up with evil. No, thank you. As the old mule training story has it, maybe it's time to get the attention of the Inside The Beltway elites who want to cram their candidate down our throats.",A wasted vote is a wasted vote +"It's literally a skill that requires 1 click. A change like this wouldn't change the skill ceiling and would just change the skill floor. Also I still find it hilarious that you call me a lol scrub, when you're likely just 3k on Dota and not even plat from your time on LoL.","3k in dota still more knowledge in it then you, SeemsGood" +What should you be doing right now instead of browsing Reddit?,Sleeping +Ryan Reynolds gets roasted by his twin brother,"So, was I the only one expecting his twin brother to be named Brian?" +"It's over guys, we are fucked. I guess I'm leaving before I get deported.",lol. +*she said while Wells Fargo pads her back account,"That's racist, sexist and money-shaming." +Makes sense given that Sanders has strongly endorsed Clinton.,But he was ROBBED! +The Immigrant Song? Yeah I can see how you would draw that conclusion.,Snyder's just getting his money's worth after licensing Zepplin for the Sucker Punch trailer. +Changing the seasons takes time. It's not an immediate thing,I wonder where OP lives. +Remove a negative comment about their sub,*Found the Askwomen infiltrator* +"My 144hz Monitor ruined gaming for me It's truly awful Im a big FPS player, and after years of owning a 144hz, it's miserable. I cant splitscreen with my friends on consoles anymore because its so choppy. I cant game on my laptop anymore because its so choppy. Friend lets me use his computer at a LAN, I have to bring my own monitor. Hell browsing the web is even too hard nowadays on anything but 144... I thought this was supposed to improve my life! Not destroy it!","I know what you mean, when I play a game at 60 fps now, im like wtf why is my game lagging?" +Ah the thresh from my solo queue games.,and the top lane LB from mine +"10 team, 1 ppr 2 RB's and a flex spot Booker at NO Howard at TB Sproles vs ATL Ware at CAR Which 3 do I pick?","Booker, Howard and ware" +Isn't that just a quote from whoever wrote that piece?,Yep +UN urges end to Israeli settlements,I'm sure the various terrorist organizations will stop attacking Israel now +Looks like Charlie is getting into a law practice in Dallas.,Forgot what sub I was in and started to look for Bird Law signs. +"I don't know that I made a claim that you didn't know a poorly developed game when you saw one, cool analogy anyhow.","It was poorly worded, basically you don't have to make ARGs for triple A companies to know that this was an awfully paced ARG." +"Its his opionion. He can have one, I have a different one.",No his opinion is wrong. +KILL heroin dealers. they do not care whom THEY kill so long as they grow RICH.,"Easy there, Duterte." +When have you immediately understood that you're witnessing a historical moment?,Watching the first black president be elected in the U.S. +I'm a believer...,**SOME** +Sims and Matthews. I don't know how much PHI is going to trust Wentz to air it out and I think Sims has a chance to get 5-8 short passes his way. Just my 2 cents.,"Thanks, man." +Wards win games,I have never heard this before +I also have a slight overbite and I wonder if this contributes to the lacks of crispness when I say my S's.,It very well might. +Trump threatens to attack Clintons if more damaging tapes of him go public,"such a persecution complex, must be the little hands thing" +It does help if you're playing on the best team by a mile and get tons of jungle attention...,Oh my... +I personally cant imagine dropping 3k on something like that.. Fucking hell,"fuck, i need this" +"Why not, can't america get their GOOD prototypes for once? Other than the t32 or t29, we dont really have anything that is outstanding in one field. I'd very much like something like that, and on to another point, whats the problem with having fun in an amazing vehicle?","It's dual 40mm, basically a bigger, slower, dumber Duster." +"That's not something we need Blizzard to really tell us. We know how Arena matchmaking works, so we can already calculate how many players would end with each record given flawless matchmaking and nobody quitting. The only metric we'd need would be something like the percentage of players who don't play out their runs to the full three losses but play at least one game with it (retiring a deck at 0-0 doesn't affect anything). But that's probably an insignificant amount overall.",Would be interesting to see it broken up by class though. +Worst Obama,Imposter Obama. +"A lot of people here saying how stupid it was from the husband to do this, and that it solved nothing. But none of you may understand the anger that it creates when you know the person who is slowly killing someone you love. Yeah, the dealer is not FORCING her to buy it, but he does it because he knows she can't say no... Yeah, there are plenty of dealers that she could find instead, but you think other people dealing aren't gonna hear about this? And yes, there are other measures he could've taken, but if you see someone beating up your wife or sister would you just watch it happen, and wait until you can get a layer or contact the authorities?",Yeah I'm sure the other drug dealers are shaking in their boots... Especially those with gang ties... +"Trump's supporters aren't going away. If there was a competent candidate, who could tap into the same demographics as Trump while maintaining a facade of capability (not talking about fucking your daughter, tweeting about sex tapes at 3AM, no tax baggage, and the ability to string together a complete sentence in a debate) there could be a very dangerous Trump-lite candidate running in 4 years.",That's why Ted Cruz is so frightening. +"Unemployment Rate Drops in October, Wages Rise",Conspiricy! +A quick video of my current spider-man legends. A general idea of how I want it but still needs some work and maybe s few more villains.,Is the Ghost Rider customized? +"I think it so it's true, regardless of the facts.",I learned that from the Republicans. +Don't you hate it when you accidentally program Liberty Prime and start the very early stages of the Omnic Crisis instead of changing some font.,How is your username pronounced? +"Don't jaywalk! Just saw a poor guy get hit outside the Safeway on SE Hawthorne. EMTs got here real fast, I wish him the best but that was a lot of blood coming from his head. Please don't do it, especially if you're wearing dark clothes. I see people darting across here constantly. Next time I see it I'm gonna think about this guy. Christ I hope he is okay and the driver doesn't hate herself.",Driverless cars can't get here fast enough. +"There is a true combo with the new glove. Black flame to black flame is guarenteed as long as your close enough to hit with the second bonus flame. It also comes out a hair before black flame essentially hastening the cast time. I've been going pure pyro in 2v2s. Old pyro left hand, new pyro right hand and the black flame combo can one shot a lot of players. You don't need to dual wield and go left flame, right flame you can just use the new flame twice in a row on the same hand.","Now that's awesome, exactly what I needed on my pyro/dex hybrid." +Jared Leto literally was a joke in Suicide Squad.,I liked him :( +It's United Technologies who has the big contracts. Carrier is just an appendage. UT wants to feast at the trough for Trumps new defense spending splurge to be.,I think you nailed that one...they hear rebuild the military and see all the additional taxpayer money they can get +Tattoo by Anya Lilya,...what is it? +Conjoined quints gummy bears.,Sucks the be the bear at the bottom of the pooh train. +What is your favorite word?,Prestige +The MOST severe bug BF1 got - Tank spawns go crazy and thus imbalance almost every round,"....And there's me thinking i was imagining it.To borrow and old line- Everything you wanted to know about tank spawns,but were too afraid to ask" +Donald Trump Adds Antigay Rick Santorum to Religious Council,He's surrounding himself with the biggest morons in the Establishment. +"Manly men of Reddit, what movie or tv show made you cry?",End of Watch +Does this worry you guys?,Hello concern troll +Why am i always holding on to things I don't need whether physical or mental?,Isn't this something only you would know? +"UPDATE: Floyd was spotted in Eastmoreland at ~4pm 11/08/2016. He seems to be very frightened according to witnesses, and is very hard to approach. If you see him, please try to call him towards you. He loves baby-talk, so that may help. A LEASH IS NECESSARY FOR HIM! THANK YOU ALL FOR THE HELP SO FAR",does he have a favorite food/treat/game? +MGTOW: inportant tools for life,Back in the day they used to see 'love' as an illness to be cured asap as it was not productive to daily life. +2 legged cat going down stairs,"No matter how much help and love that cat has received, I bet it's still an asshole." +good idea but 1. you need a limit to honor like gold of 10-50 so people dont spam it and 2. pls get rid of the misconception that all sparky players are dicks use something like Giant Poison. This subreddit seems to hate that right now,he mentioned a limit of 10 +"Maybe someone already did, then a Christian went back and posed as Paul to create Christianity. That would explain all the contradictions. checkmate atheists.","Shit, that doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about Paul to dispute it!" +Funny how!?,Just.. you know the way you tell the story and everything +What's something that hasn't died out yet that needs to?,Stupid people. +'I don't vote with my vagina': why Susan Sarandon is not backing Hillary Clinton.,You don't vote with your brain either. +does anyone else think this game is going to be anticlimactic regardless of atmosphere?,it's gonna be a sloppy defensive game that will end up 17-14 most likely. +Please make a comment inside of the correct trade thread if you are trying to buy or sell something. He is looking to sell or trade him...,I think you're missing the point +"I mean, even if Fitz is ready, Petty did have a 100% completion percentage in Sunday's game.....",Ball don't lie. +"If you're at the point where you have to carry your own suture kit around, it may be time to reevaluate your life choices.","Land of the free, bitches!" +Teambuilder?,Well yeah but whats the point of making a team builder where you have to call for your role +"So, blizzard just announced Overwatch league (Overwatch's LCS)",Is OW even big enough to have an Lcs? +So...tracers recall?,"Tracers recall except there's no 3 seconds time limit, it doesn't give back health, and you can chose exactly where you want to go back." +what do after snowball hit?,"Obviously just skip away, not like 300 range and can move." +Good joke,Everybody laugh +Enzo for sure,"I think the Enzo looks better, and I'd guess that it drives better too (easier to drive, less intimidating)" +How do you store your glorious 4K 60fps ShadowPlay records? (DIY NAS),How much did the whole build cost? +"Has an 80% one shot stop rate, clearly not every time.",That's the problem don't take shots enjoy a 45 oz bottle trust me on this one +Top two are motes of light and strange coin via heavy ammo synths from Xur all the others are pretty inefficient,Thoughts on glimmer for heavy synths from gunsmith? +"Best passer rating when pressured: 1. Brady 90.1, 2. Bradford 89.9, 3. Rodgers 86.7, 4. Wilson 84.9, 5. Ryan 84.9","That's Wilson's secret, he's always pressured." +I'm convinced that Reddit has no idea what executive orders are.,It's like order 66 right? +Definitely am. Shopping spree of sorts tonight.,"Start with more contracts, you can never have too much." +Console player support group We're in this together brothers.,We get mystery heroes this week for the brawl so not so bad eeheheh +thank you :),No problem :) +Pulled pork pocket,Ow ow ow ow ow +"Yeh I guess cover isn't the best word, but it's not technically their song and to me it will never be the same without Ian there, so i went with it. Maybe we need a new word for this - surely someone should have come up with one already? Fairly common musical situation.","The word you're looking for is tribute, I believe." +Genuine question then: why vote for the candidate who seeks to advance the two issues you just mentioned not supporting?,Trump is wrong on virtually every issue. +"The first step? After we had Thoughsteal, Spellslinger, Swashburgler, etc. cross-class cards have been in the game for a long time.",Those are All random this is not +You're overrating it. Consider its value when you *don't* have Gadgetzan Auctioneer on the board.,Turn 1 van cleef? +Ditch diggers still have to be smart enough to find the diggy end of the shovel.,Shovels: we have hands for a reason. +You say that like it's a good thing,"I didn't, but thanks for insinuating" +Trump just proposed ending all federal clean energy development,What a fucking moron. +Section Boyz & Chip - In My Section,Section kill it as usual. +Can anyone identify this picture hanging in the clinton campaign headquarters?,oh they're just surgeons +Stop trying to appear smart.,"Yes, because he's clearly smarter'er than you." +NEW: Commission on Presidential Debates formally invites Trump and Clinton to 1st debate; says Johnson and Stein do not meet criteria.,And exhale... +Sam Neill Says Alan Grant Not Returning for Jurassic World 2,That is not a comic book movie +"I knew they'd target Texas, Florida, Penn, and Ohio for mass voter fraud.",That shit don't go around here. +"no, the players wanted everything for free, a D4 announcement that would be free to anyone who bought D3, D2 in HD and a promise of D5 being free to players of D3 as well. oh and any character imaginable to be fully created and free. did i miss anything or wre you expecting a refund of D3 as well.","seriously this is what everyone wants, why wouldn't blizz give it to us" +"I have no words, what the fuck are you even doing here? Bye.","I am here to laugh at ignorant Muricans like everyone else here, not to defend Putin..." +He's getting shit for both. He only deserves it for downplaying the kick.,"I agree with that I guess, but I didn't watch the game live so I don't know if it was unreasonable for him not to see the kick right away." +Yeah we've had her for three years now! She gets along well with our other old boy: Western Rosella Parakeet :) ruined the curtains and sofa tho haha,I can sell you a china cabinet that would match. +Sound Iike you don't like transparency. Calm those authoritarian feelings down a bit,the fucking irony of someone complaining about authoritarianism while defending someone that spread bullshit neo-nazi propaganda (including anti-semitic tweets) to elect Donald Trump - the most authoritarian president in years. +"All is wrong in the US tonight, but all is right in my apartment.",I like how you got the case displayed. +Gender=\\= sex. I'm just trying to figure out what I'm looking at.,Just collapse the wave functions. +"If you don't have a tach, speed is your only measurable metric.","And if you have a digital display with bar-tachometers, it's much easier to spot a 10km/h increase than a 1000 rpm increase `||||||||` Lugging `|||||||||||||` oh great let's shift" +when you can't decide between keyboard or controller,I bought the PS2 version of this when I got into FFXI. +"it's funny because you guys on here will talk all the time about how trump's only supporters are old white men, yet you think it's his supporters making this trend and not trolls. do you guys really think twitter is filled with old men users?",Twitter seems to be full of Donald Trump. +"Very cool looking, but it doesn't seem like it'd be very load bearing.","Right, cupolas never hold up!" +Japanese man restores old photograph -,I totally understand what they are saying! +I can't seem to find scientific articles that discredit global warming/ general decline of the planet's state.,Big surprise there +"Auto Smasher. Very OP, like, you can see all the post complaining about how it rekt 5 Overtrappers( which is already OP as fuck) in only 5 seconds",add a +How to clean your laptop.,"Ah man... The gif cut before the dance of lament over not backing up data.... Bollywood, you so crazy!" +They're already at Target and Walmart,"I'm sure they are, I just don't go to Walmart so I wasn't sure it was there yet." +''VAC HYPE? =D i still playin CSGO :D so lets hype the fake post :D'',"you can play csgo still if you have a VAC ban, you just cant join VAC secure servers" +Why RNGesus flair tho?,That'sthejoke.jpg +I didn't watch. In newfoundland?,Nova Scotia. +"Yeah - if I remember correctly, I had a friend who was going to apply to be a bell ringer one season. Then another friend, who has worked more closely with them in the past, told her not to bother because she's too visibly gay. They have a very well-documented history of being anti-gay. There are better charities out there to support.",So does this mean that we can start hating on Zeke for voluntarily donating to Salvation Army because they're homophobic? +The Desert Rock That Feeds the World: A dispute over phosphate reserves in North Africa could disrupt food production around the globe.,Morocco and their damn caravans controlling shit again +Ya - the international charity community will always remember those Bills teams.,"**O**h, **and** how long will it be be**fore** I get to hear that one again." +"Flying the Isis flag is legal, Sweden declares",I think this is fine - easy way to know who to stay *very* far away from. +It was sarcasm.,Clearly. +Hi. I just posted 2 more of her videos over at r/feminist_videos,Thank you so much for the sub +That TMO decision...,"Unbelievable really, whatever about Ulster's losing BP, it has cost me fantasy points." +I'll fix the wiring in between videos,And he never does... Silly direwire +That system also seems ripe for abuse if you've got a cantankerous busybody neighbor.,Seems like if you're not constantly throwing massive parties it won't be an issue. +"You know I'm sure he's a nice guy, but I genuinely hope most of you guys don't look like him and aren't quite that awkward. Haha.","I look like a serial killer, is that an upgrade?" +Life with multiple children,Pull out game weak +"A dutch oven would be *more* functional, seeing as it can also be used for frying, stewing, etc",Stewed bread is dumplings? +Schmidt Peterson Motorsports shutters Indy Lights program,"Woah, so some other team will finally win the Freedom 100!" +You cant honestly trust this guy vs KC. The KC defense is fully healthy and Justin Houston is back to his dominating ways. Marcus Peters is an elite corner. Chiefs are still heavily in contention for the playoffs and likely will play lights out. Mariota is a risky play at KC just like he was at Denver.,Will Peters be covering Rishard? +"Yep, I went 6-3, and I'm for sure not the best player in the game. Apparently some people got 12 wins.",I got 6-3 but only because my game crashed :( +"I've got 3, I'd give you one",Plz do +Aliens who have no idea about video games have appeared. Which one would you show them? Choose one game you would use to exemplify what video games are to (obviously peaceful) aliens who want to learn more about humanity (assuming they understand the language) Would you pick a simple and fun game to demonstrate basic game mechanics? One rather focused on story to show what humans emotionally care about? One that somewhat summarizes human history/behavior/politics? One with aliens? One that combines as many aspects as possible? Or just one of the timeless classics? What game would it be (and why)? Bonus question: Which one would you rather never want them to come across?,Galaga +It is extremely common for cis women to sexually assault anyone they think may be trans and other gems,"Every time I keep thinking they can't get dumber, they surprise me." +"I say Saturday... Come on DE what u got, come at me Bro.",Doubt they would work OT just for a weekly update. +You've never been tempted to choose a dark side option? ;),You're one edgy fourteen year old. +What's that in your mouth?,I can't believe you've done this. +"Cs4 crates. Just wanted to let everyone know. I have opened 2 cs4 crates, and gotten a certified octane zsr both times.",Which finger did you use to push the confirm button and how is your table aligned to the window right now? +I'm pretty sure there is no trap within Ballora.,There is none *within her* but usually another animatronic will be waiting +"The honking Freddy nose is out of place and fear-draining. I wouldn't say Funtime Freddy is comedic. He's fucking terrifying. I do agree the cartoon was so pointless. Why not have us watch like Fredbear and Friends? He could confirm it being a cartoon, and it would fit with the game. TIatR is just unrelated filler.","I wished the cartoon looked, actually good instead of intentionally bad." +"Even if it's not, no 70 year old in Nebraska is gonna give a damn that Miami might be underwater in 50 years.",But the will care about Galveston. +Is CSGO-STATS in-game app safe?,i got ow ban form this app +Which I acknowledged in my post.,"Agreed, my bad." +"I'm sorry, but I have to assume you are very young, because you have absolutely no idea how bad society could get with the advent of civil war. How well would you be doing without government supported utilities? You think society is shitty now? How about one without electricity, clean water, natural gas, easily available food and necessities, and limited/primitive medical care? That's what you can expect if you overthrow the government without a damn good plan with what to do afterwards, and maybe even with one. This kind of thinking is very immature, and frankly, quite entitled to the benefits of a western, first world lifestyle. You have no idea how much you have to lose.",But the free market^tm will just step in and improve everything! +"I was at the indoor range the other day and a few stalls down there was this couple taking turns shooting an AR 15 and having a good time. I headed over with my SCAR 17S (with my Elcan Specter DR mounted on top, obviously) and asked them why they were firing an inferior product with inferior accessories. 5.56 is cheaper and we're only putting holes in paper at 25 yards, they said. But it doesn't matter because we're having fun anyway! Want to shoot with us? How. Dare. They. We all know SCARs are basically free if you build them with secondhand parts and mail in rebates, and you literally just steal ammo because once you shoot it, it's gone forever anyway. If anything, ammo companies should pay me for testing their product. Plus my 7.62x51 is a bigger round and therefore objectively better at putting holes in paper at 25 yards. I tried forcing them to acknowledge my superior product and validate my purchase by getting their own but, get this, they said they were happy with their own decisions and were considering getting ANOTHER AR so they wouldn't have to share. This is why the firearms industry is in shambles. (This didn't actually happen because I'm not a fucking moron.)","This would be more extreme than PCMR, since that peasant's AR likely still costs like at least $1,000." +Is the best way to support Monstercat to get Gold Membership?,best would be buying every track from beatport/bandcamp or every compilation from iTunes. +Is it good practice to learn how to program by seeing something done in another language then converting it into one of my choosing?,Sure? +New Jersey look sexy as fuck. Glad we got rid of those paintball Jersey we have had for years.,"Thanks man, I love living here in NJ." +Bankerbirb,Prices for bread crumbs are way too high in this town... +"Everything is difficult to do on photoshop if you are bad at photoshop. Assuming that OP is good at photoshop, though, then no, it probably took 10 -15 minutes",Everything is difficult if you are bad at it. +inb4 someone else says masturbation,hey there :) +Looks tasty. Process?,Looks like something you could toss with pasta. +He was in the playoffs... scrub,Are you talking about the same DeMar DeRozan that averaged 23ppg in the ECF? +"So, guess what arrived from the United States today... fuck society! :)",Fun Society +"A huge collection of old, and new, DBZ mercy at my local comic book store!",So did you buy some? +I can see the resemblances. In general though Dragon Ball and Gintama do have similar styles.,Indeed they do but I mostly mean the DBS aliens resemble Amanto. +because he is?,"No, that can't be it." +... You might have two things,And the giant lump on my head? +Hold the manufacturers responsible!?,Ha! +Or maybe dumb asses should just stop using and supporting the piece-of-shit website that is Facebook and it's disgusting founder.,Dumbasses are their core demographic... +"you do realize that move was one of the precipitating factors that kickstarted his whole campaign as a man with both feet on the ground, right?",Well it turned me and many people off. +'Member when Google's mantra was Dont be evil?,Pfff... haha +VIRAL PLZ,What position did Woke Doctor snag? +"I didn't even draw the connection to the Atlantic slave trade, especially since I had no idea where this flag called its home. That said... yeah, it's a fascist looking flag. Sorry.","It's fine man, you're not the first to say it looks fascist." +Spotify,the ad glitch thingy does get annoying sometimes +"*He grins, lazily.* Why?",You're hella drunk. +I JUST VOTED FOR TRUMP!!!! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!,MAGA +"You'd need to sand back all the clear coat to base coat and then reapply clear. If you're thinking using rattle can clear, it'll end up looking worse as it'll crack and peel.","Whoops, I mean to ask if spraying palstidip right over it would be okay lol" +Licensed store :(,They really need to take better care of you folks! +"As a photographer in the same city, I too am very frustrated with this...",Well I'm marking this as best of +"It's true, though. Slaves were expensive, and most people couldn't afford to just buy one, whether they were morally opposed to slavery or not. It was like buying a car, except you couldn't take out a loan with the bank and make monthly payments, you had to pay it all at once.",Yet when I go to the bank and ask for a slave loan I get called a racist by some SJW! +"Loaf, Loaf, Stache",And I thought Adam Drivers was an only child. +"Here's the thing. You said a perfect sphere is a spheroid conglomeration. Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies spheroid conglomerations, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls perfect spheres spheroid conglomerations. If you want to be specific like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying spheroid conglomeration family you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of spheroids, which includes things from ellipsoids to oblates to prolates. So your reasoning for calling a perfect sphere a spheroid conglomeration is because random people call the round ones spheroid conglomerations? Let's get cubes and pyramids in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A perfect sphere is a perfect sphere and a member of the spheroid conglomeration family. But that's not what you said. You said a perfect sphere is a spheroid conglomeration, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the spheroid conglomeration family spheroid conglomerations, which means you'd call ellipsoids, oblates, and other prolates spheroid conglomerations, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?",Always appreciate this meme +Front row seats for a massive brawl,Was this filmed during a sandstorm or some shit? +This is a print ad. Guess the product!,Asphalt repair / pothole filler. +I don't get what you're trying to say here,"I get the first bit, think we all hate that but that second bit confused the fuck outa me." +"So, you just admitted it while trying to insult him? Smooth. I guess the 12 year old humor makes sense given the pedo vibes he was getting from you.","Take a joke, douchebag." +Star Wars Rogue One Trailer,"Meh, I prefer the trailer for the new SWTOR expansion." +HOPY SHIT! #SpiritCooking at 539k tweets and #1 trending! RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE,But the Dildonton Post said we are hilariously mistaking a famous performance artist for a Spooky Occult leader? +I know right? I was really hoping to make Tom Cruise my zombie slave,Ron Hubbard beat you to it. +Where do you watch it?,"Amazon has the first season free, second season cost some money, or like the internets free streaming." +Obama's Vetted Moderate Rebels in Syria Attack and Burn Evacuation Buses in Aleppo. TREASON. SAD.,All they know is death and destruction. +Will Battlecries trigger before the polymorph?,"I assume so, I assume it works the same as snipe does" +JR pulls off that look surprisingly well. Vintage pipe.,More like vintage Andre 3000 +"I predict it will be an animated film drawn with crayons, and Republicans will immediately cite it as justification to pull all funding and begin Congressional hearings.",I would think that Trump is a joke when it comes to women rights if he would accept that +Ben Sasse's maiden speech on the Senate floor,"It will be interesting to see how senators like Ben Sasse, Paul Ryan and Lindsey Graham are treated in the Trump GOP." +got a source on that? sounds interesting.,A GOP friend of mine said there's a camp of Muslims in Detroit that have enacted Sharia law? +I don't think intentionally breaking NFA laws are common outside of gangs or cartels. I don't know anyone who's ever admitted to intentionally breaking NFA laws but I have seen/heard of a few accidental ones and I'm certain it's very common.,There might be more unregistered silencers and MGs out in redneckistan than you think +"What will happen if I use an alternate OS for my PC? I'm building a new gaming computer, but the need for an OS really cuts into my budget. are there any other good alternatives to Windows?","you could use ubuntu, and then use WINE to be able to run all your incompatible programs/games." +Finally back into pc gaming after a few years hiatus,please.. don't use glass tables.. PLEASE. +You're in for a treat,Until the end. +Jon-Grump Not So Grump Shirt Found While Cleaning. Still in RodeoArcade Packaging.,SO GRUMP +Ah hell. I've spent my whole life up until this moment thinking they were called handsome cabs.,You and me both. +Pleasestayhealthypleasestayhealthy,We stand together man +So I was thinking about buying a Potassium Bonnet and was checking out some loadouts and came across this hellspawn.,"I dunno, I like the moonman one better" +WHITE HORSES JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE. THEY HAVE NEVER BEEN POOR. NEVER GONE HUNGRY. NEVER BEEN DISCRIMINATED AGAINST. PRIVILEGED WHITE HORSES TROTTING AROUND LIKE THEY OWN THE PLACE!!!!,WHITE MARE PRIVILEDGE +While men dressed in all white also contribute to that chase.,So is Finn the Clayton Bigsby of the Star Wars universe? +There's a guy below you buying FG Discotechs for 11 keys. Maybe you might be interested,"Oh wow didn't see that one, thx for giving me the hint!" +There are videos of rocket attacks on SAA troops being posted all the time. Captured soldier videos. Those guys have mothers. I mean what is there to upvote here?,Except these are civis. +"The youth group are all 13+, and we weren't gonna put on the rude or disturbing episodes. Swearing is alright but not stuff like the national anthem.","Still, maybe it's a good idea to cover your bases and warn them that some episodes are a lot more adult and not suitable for family viewing." +"Possible CIV VI expansion ideas??? Hey mates, I thought about the possibilities, what kind of full expansions (like BTS or G&K) CIV VI could receive from Firaxis? I mean, until now the base-game has so many features, I dunno, what kind of features could be included? Does anyone of you have ideas, because I am more of a fresh player of the series ;)","All I need is italy, mercenaries and corporations." +Lillard plays defense. When did this happen?,Lillard has to be one of the worst 5 starting PG's defensively in the league. +So what you're saying is I can say that your mom gets nailed more than Jesus?,"Yea, but only if I was op." +Yep cheap BC bud,Beasterrssss brrruuuhhhh +Thanks. Has been a long year for Gravity Falls.,"Yeah, it has." +Not if you've been waiting since the first book came out. I feel bad for the poor souls who found this series that early on.,"Sorry, that should have had a" +Heart's Desire Mind control is pretty OP and could potentially take advantage of any of the other 6. Plus all the sex.,I don't think being mind-controlled counts as consent. +What did she do to puppies?,Making Krassie AN gives us a better shot at getting out the puppy killer +I wonder what he'd pay if I licked it...?,So meta it didn't even make sense +"Chase supposedly has this. I tried it and it didn't work. Right in the parking lot of the bank the app said There are no Chase ATMs nearby. It's so draining when a company comes up with a cool idea like this, and fails to implement it properly.",it was a fake ATM duh +"Golden State Warriors (10-2) @ Milwaukee Bucks (5-6) | Nov. 19, 2016 LET'S GO WARRIORS!",Which McGee do we get today +"How Sombra managed to hack so quickly Hacking is usually a time-intensive task, requiring the hacker to decrypt stuff, and certainly take a lot more key-presses than what Sombra did. Sombra can seemingly hack into anything by tapping the air a few times. Now, why can Sombra do that? She has already figured out how to hack anything, pre-battle, and is simply keying the macro every single time she is hacking something.",It's because she's a cyborg :D +yeah I figured that if I get +24 to +30 SR per win (that's usually around what I get on average) I'll need to win 16 games consecutively to hit Diamond... longest streak I've had I think is like 8 before the team fell apart :/,If you get a 10+ win streak you start going up by 80 or more each game so good luck! +Triple monitor goodness!,Creeper still manages to sneak up behind you. +"Which is sad, as Lincoln doesn't deserve association with this circus","Well, that's what happens when you vote third party." +Do you think I said Bernie?,"Oops I think I replied to the wrong comment, I agree with your point." +To all those ents in Canada that knows how smoking in the winter is,One of my favorite things to do is smoke a fat bowl in the snow. +Woman admits voting for late husband: Says she knew he wanted to vote Trump,Why do we let mexicans vote if we're not going to let dead americans? +i jizzed,In my pants +"Are they tired, poor, and huddled together? Do they yearn to breath free?",Better build a wall! +"nah mate, tis the god of the sky. protector of the ozone and master of dragons. it is rayquaza who finds balance when the land and sea do quarrel. for only zizz can block the rage of leviathan and behemoth.",rayquaza totally tubular +this is why 9/11 happened,Why is everyone so deformed in the thumbnail? +When you have no faith in your teammate and but he 1v4s,Damn her animation cancelling was great. +By the sounds of it she kicked him to the curb and won't let him have access. A common occurrence these days.,What makes it sound like that? +"Im just messing with you mate, I just found the initial comment hilarious. It would have been better if you stated top 100 from the beginning.","Yeah, it seems like that's what most people are latching onto instead of my actual point, but what can you do?" +"Hmm, I have awful vision so maybe it's that.","I have awful vision and I also have visual snow, it's very strange." +Former Berner here. We learned this lesson all too well. It's why we hated the media putting the super delegates in their delegate counts.,"let's be real, I was voting bernie all the way through but I still knew he had no shot" +what are youuu dooing,Get that guy a manual +Nice ill keep that in mind.,"if you go through a door that has a loading screen, every pickup item in the area you've just been in respawns, so you can head back through the door and make as many knife gloves as you can carry (there is also an orange juice near the knife that respawns the same way)" +What are you in the mood to get in an argument about?,Why is it wrong to wipe back to front? +"So Odin sucks. Ideas on balancing him? Other than screaming 'remove phantom'. Any ideas on how to bring Odin up a little bit into balance. Personally I think his problem is lack off CC to relevant lategame. One or two phantoms and he's useless. So maybe add a root to his jump. Or if that seems too strong. Add a root if he connects the full bird bomb (undamaged shield, full damage). Bird bomb = 2+1.",We could give him a Viking funeral... +I totally understand what you mean about it seeming a bit off how the witch king could just be offed like that. Funny thing is Eowyn really doesn't deserve the credit but Meriadoc Took. It was his enchanted sword from the barrows(another scene not in the movie) that made it possible to kill the Witch King. Though they show Merry stabbing the Witch King they really did not make it apparent that he was dying from that wound as opposed to the very showy sword in the face. Merry and his magic sword are the nex level sneakiness that you were looking for.,Unless you know something I don't isn't it Meriadoc Brandybuck? +What country though? Is it united?,Not anymore. +"Well, if martial governments are one thing, it's efficient.",Efficient at committing crimes against humanity. +3 psi blades and im die,It's simple calculs +Straya,Idk then +Hey I'm stuck in Portage because I was born here.,Isn't that the case for most of us in the Prairies? +"Old Family Guy was good, but now the animation and the jokes got lazier and lazier. It just now all seems a bit too impersonal, ya know?",Well he actually wanted the show to die a long time ago but networks want their money. +"Have you ever had a train horn go off near you? It's startling but unless you put your ear right onto the horn, there is a very low chance of rupture since trains don't burst your ear drums from just passing by.","You don't need to get your ear drum ruptured to get Tinnitus, that's not how it works...." +"The best thing to do in this situation is get chloroform and a thick rope. Drug her and abduct her; drag her back to your interrogation lair. Make sure that she doesn't see your face, because that would ruin the entire process. Put a microphone in the room, and fill the room with tarantula hawks. Tell her through a loudspeaker that if she doesn't speak all of her immediate interests and passions into the microphone within 20 seconds, the tarantula hawks will swarm on her harder than cazedors on fallout new vegas. When she's finished, gas the entire room and let her go. If all goes well, she still has no idea who you are, and you know exactly what to talk to her about! Problem solved! It's foolproof! If any of the tarantula hawks sting her, great. That's just another funny story that she can tell you and your future children about. The very last thing that you should do is talk to her after class though. Come on dude, you're on reddit, asking for girl advice. Who do you think you are, a normie? There's no way that would ever work. Only normies can do that, and we all know that those are a myth, just like girls on the internet. They don't exist.","This might actually be my best option, thanks!" +1 582 311,"1,582,312" +Does anyone else think Lucien Greaves is sexy?,This is a great way to ensure your particular brand of pseudo bullshit is taken seriously. +Which game should I play?,I still dont know. +This has always been my favorite meme,me too thanks +"Oh, I see, my bad. That's odd though, can't you just flair it yourself?",It's for mobile users +Final Layout for Epic PC/Game room 2017,Was this room sponsored by Corsair? +The devil's pussy,And the devil's butthole. +"Too bad Square Enix didn't support the next game, but I'm glad they kinda gave us Sleeping Dogs. It was that close to not being released.",I believe it just didn't make as much money as they spent buying the franchise. +"The Great Walled City of Sanctuary (PC, minimally modded)",That's great! +Pourquoi la France vend des armes ? - Cyrusly?!,"Tain mais les videos de vulgarisation de youtube, c'est vraiment porte ouverte sur porte ouverte Il aurait ai moins pu expliquer le desengagement des us dans le golfe qui explique pourquoi la france est devenu le nouveau fournisseur d armes de l arabie saoudite Enfin bref....." +Did you buff or heal anyone? When i buffed someone stuck in combat i caught the combat bug.,Yh the first time I think that was the reason bc I also got my pvp turned on for no reason (I'm in pve so pvp shouldn't be turned on automatically) +Interesting Khabib post fight interview that went under the radar,"I think it makes it funnier when you remember Conor had said he'd never tap again, then the Diaz fight happens where he taps pretty much immediately." +"DP/30: Kate Beckinsale talks about her career, Underworld, and Cold Comfort Farm",A genuinely interesting interview - really not what I expected. +it's from Struwwelpeter a collection of german cautionary tales for children. pretty great book and I think almost all german kids know it.,Haha what the hell Germany +"You really took that photo with a Nexus 6P? I've never seen a photo, of such poor quality, taken with the 6P. It looks like it could have been taken with a pre-smartphone era cell phone camera.",IMO that is unfocused and shot completely in the dark with flash on. +Why or why not do you consider J.K. Rowling a MILF?,* She is a mother * She is rich * She is attractive for her age +Find My iPhone might soon work when your device is dead,Well I can't see that being abused at all.... +What else is he supposed to do about Garland's nomination?,make America great again. +Half Life 3 Confirmed 4K Wallpaper,Such a shame we will never use this. +hasnt the 4th been found? trophys say someone collected all the stickers. def agree with this order tho the shredder is very easy to get,"Face melter hasn't been publicly shared with anyone yet, the battery is still a mystery." +cool things to do in hammersmith that don't involve drinking,Hammersmith p dead socially +It just adds to the Pats went 3-1 without Brady narrative. Belichick is something else.,You could say the same narrative was at work back in 1989 when Joe Montana won the MVP while missing 3 games (they went 3-0 with Steve Young). +"Dude, don't use acronyms and not elaborate","Tower of Terror and Disney California Adventure park, probably?" +2016 calendars,Happy Birthday! +I just checked in game. It has 6 shots and shoots 1 shot per 2s. Yours was either hacked from another player or bugged out.,He's using the Anti-Aircraft version. +"They have limited time and resources to work with. This update will be removed in a couple weeks, and I don't think they feel it's in their best interest to work on it when they could spend the same time and effort on the Chambers of Xeric or whatever other permanent updates will be coming soon.",it's better to not release anything at all than to release something subpar +"Is it plagiarizing to hear a songs chord progression or part of a solo and take part of it to use in a song of your own? I always feel inspired after hearing certain chord progressions, solos, and vocals in songs, but I feel horrible when I attempt to write a song using those key parts that inspired me, and I give up. I dont consider myself an extremely original person, and this might be what's holding me back from coming up with stuff on my own. But is it ok? Or is it frowned upon in the guitar/music community when someone says, I made this song using part of this song? Forgive my English, I kind of suck at it. All opinions are welcome.",Better check with Led Zeppelin. +Alone is my favourite anime,no one can beat Cory In The House tho. +"I just discovered something very neat So I've been using this really awesome app called Facets- it's $0.99 on the Play Store, and is a wallpaper app with beautiful designs with vivid colors. The artist of these wallpapers is a talented creator that spent 365 days making these wallpapers, each day making something fresh and unique. Just today I discovered that he was the one that created the Best of 2015 album art, which I found very interesting. He has a lot of breathtaking work, and I like I said earlier, the colors are gorgeous. I'd go show the app some love, if you're a customization freak like me who spends hours pimping out their Android device, you won't regret buying this app. (No, I'm not being paid to say this.)","Nice try, developers." +it's a WRLD exclusive,WRLD - Exclusive [Monstercat Release] confirmed. +MW3 perk system was way better than this remastered one.... I've been playing CoD since it's come out and honestly MW3 perk system was the best by far.,"It was 3 spectate perk categories as well, the only difference was there was pro perks." +"This is why I pretty much avoid trailers. I already don't like the popular Call of Duty youtubers as it is so staying away from them is pretty easy. When I get to play finally, the game is awesome. I watched one teaser for IW with a bit of MWR footage. I'm kind of excited for IW and MWR will be insane.","I'm so excited for MWR but the beta killed IW for me, I was actually looking forward to it and I just don't find it fun." +"How sad, a little girl thinking she's a burden to her parents. :( R.I.P",My SO has asthma (was told less than a year ago) and sometimes she gets a case of the blues after an asthma attack because she's sad that she can't control her own breathing. +"Inoltre, se mio nonno avesse le ruote, sarebbe un carretto.","Oppure sarebbe su una sedia a rotelle, in altre parole mal messo come la logistica italiana!" +Senza scafandro e con un po' di zavorra.,La tentazione sarebbe forte... +that actually sounds like something i'd say,"FUCK THIS CUNT or this post was made by popgoes, and fuck popgoes?" +I unlocked your lock,071 the combination for a lock I no longer have. +"Ourselves. I dont give a shit what other people think of me, what brand in wearing, what music in listening to, or what's trendy. I'm in my 30's, have two kids, etc...I just don't fucking care. I use to be with it. Now I don't even know what It is anymore.",Now what I'm with isn't it and what's it seems weird and scary to me. +Women born before the 19th amendment gave women the vote in 1920 are voting for Clinton & posting photos of themselves on this website.,I guess this is why we didn't want women voting. +Lol. On average the liberal IQ is 50 points higher than that of Trump supporters.,I would probably agree that liberals THINK their IQ is 50 points higher +"Dinh's Bulwark is currently 0.8% from passing the 75% threshold! Go out there and vote A unique option available to OSRS, Dinh's Bulwark allows for a new, dedicated tank role. Very well balanced to avoid switching between ticks. I can't really think of anything negative to be associated with it except maybe being a little too tanky in PvP and maybe switching the 75 Attack requirement with a 75 Strength requirement for Obby tanks",Voted yes so we can have a proper tank role +"Not showing all of this on redzone, what did talib do?",Went Captain Insano on Harry Douglas for taking a cheap shot on CHJ +A grown up stranger touching me repeatedly would probably trigger my senses. A little kid doing it while we take a photo though? Probably not,People like you have a tough time in prison. +"Hmm, if admins can edit comments with no trace just will-nilly like, then Reddit comments should not be permissible as evidence in court. Now who would benefit from that??? Oh yeah, Paul Combetta and HRC",Exactly. +Well in nine days its already been downgraded to a fence...,The fence just got 10 inches taller. +"Rapists and child molesters/murderers are the lowest of the low in jail/prison. They need to be segregated from general population to ensure their safety, same with snitches.",I'm assuming you could also throw internet trolls in there also? +"Court rules police can shoot a dog if it moves, barks when officers enter a home",I wonder how r/protectandserve will rationalize this. +Would this work?,Ever tried digging uphill? +How long have we known this? and how many times has it been posted on this sub?,I'm sure she will be president any day now...just have to post this a few more times! +Why is Jose Bautista so loathed?,"Its simple, a wet diaper is very unbecoming." +By voting in someone who actively pays off officials? Okay.,"Do you have a specific, unbiased source that proves that?" +"Well a WRX is also a sedan with a height of 55.3-58.1 between all the generations. Meanwhile the 2016 Hilux pickup has a height of 71.65, it's almost 25% taller, that really fucked up the center of gravity. The Boxer flat 4's should lower the center of gravity a bit more on top of that. With all that considered, if the WRX still flipped as easily as the Hilux, I would be extremely weary of Subaru's engineering and somewhat amazed at the same time.",Wary* +Just plug the controller into the phone? If so I'm going to have to try that.,It doesn't work I've tried +70% of Galaxy Note 7 owners will stick with Samsung,I will stick with Samsung but now I will never buy any of their phones at launch for a good couple of years. +Pakistan has schools? Nice.,I live in UK as i dont want to live same subcontinent as Odisha +high demand no supply.. so not they are not getting. from my sources says few of the 29/9 had to manage with 10 or less.,We will use randia IT virgins +"*well, she's not standing close enough to that microphone and I'm not so sure that counts as podium...*",...there was no podium in the aisle of her airplane. +should have been a red sticky,Socialism + blue = social democracy Blue sticky killed Rosa Luxemburg. +"Notice how it cuts off literally the second they let anybody through? It's very likely (though none of us were there) that they were fellow protesters. My entire point is that if one films things like this, and are trying to claim a story like this is true, they need to release full unedited segments. Let the viewer sift through 15 minutes of footage to verify your claim. What they're saying could be true, but it's edited in a way that many videos are which suggest fitting a narrative. This is not a left/right issue, this is a spin issue.",I too would like to see it unedited to know the truth. +Our the concept of the richer/more prominent teams not wanting to play entirely fair.,What is not fair? +a meh rap? Shit is the dopest thing I have heard in a game in a long time.,Clearly you haven't played Dead Island. +What am I missing here with this show? TRIGGER WARNING: PERSONAL POTENTIALLY TRIGGERING OPINION INCOMING. I thought the adult acting was subpar. Child actors were ok. Overall feel was a generic mashup of E.T. and the Goonies. Graphics were average. I just found the majority of the series boring and I turned off the show halfway through the last episode. It doesn't bother me at all not finishing it. Normally if I get to the end of a series no matter how much I dislike the show I finish out. With this show I had no desire to do so I really don't know why. I did like the first episode.,Winona Ryder is really bad in a lot of those scenes. +I suppose you got downvoted for putting Murray TBC But I think you're absolutely correct about that. There's no way that Murray is an all time great just yet.,The title of the thread isn't asking for all time great. +"My colleague gets paid $50k from work and $40k tax free from VA. Not bad if you ask me. I believe he said he's 60 or 70% and is looking to get 100%. He treats it likr a game of how much he can get. In sure he has legit service connection injuries, but $40k a tax free is by no means insignificant, at least to most people.",Not even 100% is as much as 40k... Would be awesome but it just is not true. +"They removed it because it gave an unfair advantage as you could tell exactly when a gold fury or fire giant died, and know the exact respawn time even if you aren't there",You can still do that if you look at the top of your screen +"Clearly you aren't interested in hearing why your suggestion is inappropriate for many low income inner city parents. Because numerous others have already addressed why it doesn't work and it's not practical. If you could read or you were interested in actually creating dialogue about this, you would have already read the genuine responses outlining why that's not a feasible option for many.",Well my single mother who was going to university managed. +"Her fucking mouth moved slightly so he grabbed her ass? Yeah, we're the crazy ones for not liking satanists and child rapists. Let me go make shit up about Trump walking out from behind his daughter based on literally NO evidence. Delusional fucks.",# NO BUT IT'S A LITTLE WEIRD SO CLEARLY HE RAPED HER. +"Racism is belief in inherent behavioral differences between races and usually a hierarchy which organizes them by the racist's desired (but usually arbitrary) criteria. None of the posts you have highlighted actually express racism. Just views which are commonly held by racists. Most troubling is the fact that you seem to treat opposition to Islam as equivalent to racism. Islam is among the primary sources of homophobia and misogyny in the world today. Do you mean to defend that, and slander those who oppose homophobia and misogyny as racists for doing so??","Didn't you know that criticizing a religion that pushes slavery and relies heavily on the oppression of women, gays, and other religions is racist?" +ASEAN: u/Kingethan15 Indonesia u/ElysianDreams Singapore u/RifleSoldier Thailand Mods for the other ASEAN Nations,ASEAN PLUS THREE: u/MrManAlba People's Republic of China u/meltedchocolate and u/CrazedZombie Japan +I don't know anyone who prefers the ps3 controller to the 360 one.,I do. +finished cartoony Fredbear model,"also, just want to say thanks for all the upvotes on that WIP image of the model!" +Cool. I'm assuming the model is stylised?,"no, this is exactly how freddy looks in the game" +Made a simple edit of some other animatronics in the Breaker Room,jobro_95 was my favorite character in sl +"Nothing mixes better than cookie and chocolate chips. And yet, still, national harmony eludes us. If only people would look to the cookie, all our problems would be solved.",This comment reads like a poorly drawn lines comic +Sadly this also means sometimes you can break a printer if you print the wrong kind of PDF.,"Sure, if you're some kind of savage that prints PDFs with embedded vector EPSs with fancy gradients and shit." +The TTR Update Cycle,"To be fair, this applies to pretty much all games." +I don't like Cruz but he's a good debater.,But Rubio is a cunning linguist. +I hate how hard they try to stupidfy him. He may *think* he knows what's going on.. When he's done talking to himself...,"yeah, food riding the whip see he really is a fool made me think that the people making the show are beyond stupid." +Salty juans is so relevant right now,Damn son why you gotta do Zman like that +democrat,Savage +CONGRATULATIONS on over 2000 D O N G E R S raised! Ayy lmao,Ayy lmao +Rockstar just uploaded this to social media...,RD:3! +"At the very least, they should require enough off-street spaces that a reasonable number of moving trucks could use to account for changeover at the beginning/end of the month.","They should tear down some buildings and make more parking, so I can visit all the desirable spots in that dense neighborhood." +I feel like there's probably some happy medium between this and a metric fuckton.,Half a metric f-ton? +I sill think you're trying too hard.,What's a handbra? +"I think we're good for the central defensive midfield spot, I also don't know why Tish isn't playing anymore he was quite decent. If I was manager I'd look into a RB (on loan), a new attacking midfielder and a winger. Thats all this team really needs",I wonder if he has thought of Gil or Veretout. +And zero taxpayer dollars is what this baby dissecting company shall receive.,So now your tax dollars can go toward forcing women to have your children... +"Enter any code you might think is significant If you see a Keypad, Enter a code! We need to find secrets! The only ones I can think of are 1983, 1987, 1992 (Or 1993, Whatever). We might be able to find even MORE secrets if we do this!",3623 (fnaf in numbers) +Specs?,how do i view them? +I really hope the guy is ok. Toronto Police Services posted this on Twitter: STABBING: Yonge St + Shuter St -Young man stabbed -Bleeding a lot -Group of men may be responsible Bleeding a lot? MAY be responsible? Since when did the TPS twitter feed turn into CP24?,"TPS are like, We don't want to rule out the possibility that the group of men actually consisted solely of the individual who stabbed himself." +Woops - by OJ,*Nick was never seen again* +Infinite warfare is pretty balanced. Smgs can only kill fast from like 5-10 yards max. Assault rifles shoot slower (of course) but do more damage at close and medium to long range. Lmgs and snipers melt at long ranges. People can hate all they want on IW but it's the best Cod since bo2 for sure. And before bo2 then mw2 imo. Has great hit detection like ghost did and all the guns are balanced (some guns are pretty cool where you can switch between smg and AR so it's like a hybrid and can be used in various situations.,"Shotguns are a little weak in IW, so my vote for weapon balance goes to BO3, which every weapon in that game was good at something." +"Netflix Starts Using VP9 Codec, Saving Up to 36% of Bandwidth",When the fuck are they going to offer 1080p on Chrome? +Why do people have to be so uninformed,"You mean, of course it does.." +Trashy returns to Splyce,"Thats a good sign, Trashy is one of the core players of splyce he really has been stepping up." +"Chicago, born and raised, Maryland living. My sm and the morning shift made this sign for me and all Cubs fans. I almost cried.","Yeah, because you really helped the team get to where they were." +"Actually, this will most likely decrease actual poverty in the long run, as it stops poor communities from developing a fatal mindset. Children will go to school with other, not poor children etc. Poverty is best spread out and not accumulated in one area.","Cheap housing easily becomes ghettos, but ghettos are also a kind of concentration camp where people get trapped." +I'm yet to find a German migrant/refugee who has made an effort to learn and adapt to the local sense of humour.,Do you have lots of German refugees in Portugal? +Actually kind of fucked for him to say that. He was able to constantly campaign and meet people because he was in good health in 2008 and 2012. He knows Hillary didn't have the physical stamina to constantly campaign like he did. He knew that going in.,"The she shouldn't have run, in this age one needs to be visible to get your points across." +Scientists claim to have found 'cool secret' to weight loss without diets or exercise,He also claims to have a bridge to sell. +What makes you say that?,The beard the dogs and the Brady +The mods set the sub to private for one minute and there was a deluge of posts thinking the admins were fucking with the sub. I stopped counting after 20 and this was only after one minute,"Damn, nice eye." +"Well, Jace still can't.",He's too young to drive. +"Try it, I promise it will not end well.",Is that a threat of violence from you? +Universal decal and you get free a hypernova,Oh wow what a great deal! +IS IT FUCKABLE,PLEASE DO NOT FUCK IT +"This has always been one of my favorite ones: Cannibals ambush a safari in the jungle and capture three men. The cannibals give the men a single chance to escape uneaten. The captives are lined up in order of height, and are tied to stakes. The man in the rear can see the backs of his two friends, the man in the middle can see the back of the man in front, and the man in front cannot see anyone. The cannibals show the men five hats. Three of the hats are black and two of the hats are white. Blindfolds are then placed over each man's eyes and a hat is placed on each man's head. The two hats left over are hidden. The blindfolds are then removed and it is said to the men that if one of them can guess what color hat he is wearing they can all leave unharmed. The man in the rear who can see both of his friends' hats but not his own says, I don't know. The middle man who can see the hat of the man in front, but not his own says, I don't know. The front man who cannot see ANYBODY'S hat says I know! How did he know the color of his hat and what color was it?",How? +I buy from Farnell if I want it fast. Almost everytime it's next day delivery to Holland. Don't know why Aliexpress is mentioned as op asked for europe and fast. I ordered hundreds of times from Aliexpress when I don't care about fast delivery. Average delivery times for me is about 3 to 4 weeks to Holland.,"I must be dense but I can't find relay modules for arduino on Farnell, only relays" +Emergency preparedness. Don't forget good walking shoes. I'm looking at all the women wearing heels to work.,Are you saying that women shouldn't wear heels because they couldn't walk long distances in an emergency? +How many obese 55 year old single moms have you propositioned?,Why don't women have to propose to obese 55yr old single dads to get laid? +I see you have a very loose definition of the word 'legend.',"Yeah, Getzlaf is okay at best." +"Washington, Oregon and Colorado are all entirely vote by mail. It works incredibly well.",That's because potheads are too lazy to go to the polls and can keep track of when election day is anyway! +That Qatar funds the Clinton campaign or that bears shit in woods? Why not just say what you mean rather than relying on innuendo?,you will see why. +You can always fall back on your 11 herbs and spices,Thanks for circling the important part otherwise I might not have found it +You mean the MVP of WR3s,You mean the MVP of WR2s with low WR1 upside +A collie could be trained,Really what we should be saying is that a few collies could be trained to build a house in a day. +One of the most irritating days/nights of the year.,What's not to love about being kept up for a whole week by loud banging sounds? +Easy to see why Kiri hit that. Hard to see how he was still so miserable afterwards.,Falling in love with someone who's destined to die within a year or two no matter what you do and having a daughter who will die if you fail your mission will do that to a man. +Kinda surprised NO never did it,"They had a decent shot, then Bountygate happened" +i can take one for the team i guess,[Team] Take the shot! +I was quite impressed when I found this place wasn't just a neonazi circlejerk like every other sub/forum related to fascism.,"I was called a communist jewish sympathizer on a Nazi subreddit once, it was fun." +How often do you pee sitting down?,Only when I also take a dump. +"Who has the best chance of beating Bama? I actually think that Washington has a very very legitimate shot at beating bama in the playoffs. Bama is scary on D but has shown some vulnerability in the passing game (ole miss, even florida put up almost 300 yards passing). Alabama's offense is scary but if the run can be contained (not sure if it can), their passing offense is underwhelming sometimes even though they have so many threats. I feel like in a shootout scenario Washington could do it.",Clempson +Lol it was suppose to be a joke. Now that I read it again I can see how you could have taken it like that lol.,Gotta put the +you're pretty eloquent for someone so young,Thanks did you know my favorite YouTuber is pewdiepie? +What personal scores? Has he killed that isn't a known drug dealer?,"We will never know, because they can't tell their stories." +"I get what y'all are saying but as someone who had been a th10 for about 2.5 years, air attacks are not an issue. I can count on 2 hands how many times I've been hit with air.","The meta is always changing and yes, ground is more versatile but air will make a comeback, even if it's short lived, you want to be prepared for it." +Deryk Engelland scores 69 points and changes his number to 420 Brian Elliott scores 15 goals Monny scores 130 points Flames go 82-0-0 all games won are in a shutout Keegan Kanzig all of a sudden makes the Flames and scores 40 goals Mark Giordano and TJ Brodie finish at a combined +69,there is a sudden shortage of hats in calgary cause Bennett scores at least 1 hat trick every game +is halo masterchief collection going to be on sale? is halo masterchief collection going to be on sale?,CDKeys +What do they spend too much on?,Pronto. +Maximum Chilton,He has a wife you know. +"I can't be the only one that is sick of Raja's shit. So he uploads a video about the Community vs Valve, saying that there is a split in the community, However he fails to realize that he is one of the main causes of the split... He takes a Happy-go-lucky approach to a (somewhat) serious topic that **HE** started and does his stupid faked accent accent on top just to please the 12 year old viewers, which makes its seem like what he's talking about is a minor/unimportant topic, which is undermining his whole point. He also portrays the two sided in extremes, alienating the vast majority of the audience that are either on the fence or have the opinion that many people on this subreddit have: Its in a bad state at the moment, just stay happy and enjoy the game and pray that things get better. For the love of god, please stop taking his videos seriously, even if they bring up important topics. He will just shit away his point.",TL;DR raja is a random r/tf2 crying user +Crafting? Doesn't it take ten pieces to make even one random item?,"There's a decent number of uncommon or rare items that look like shit and sell for peanuts, but are useful for crafting." +Would anyone mind if I made a post to the forum for feedback WRT Dapper Dragon?,No qualms here +"I just remembered when #bigbootyasians was trending on Twitter, that was a good day.",Be right back. +Should've played normals until end of season.,:( +I think Whitney is in complete shock with how dumb Monte is and she doesn't really know what to say hahahaha,"Being a Southern guy, Monte should know what it means when someone says to you Bless your heart." +Dog before and after being called a good boy,WHAT A GOOD BOY +Platinum players are legit,"Well maybe if you didn't block his random wake-up super, maybe he wouldn't have rage quit!" +This is way too fucking accurate,Veteran is too high. +I can't imagine a space marine could defeat station management. And it would be COMPLETELY helpless against a librarian.,Could he survive street cleaning day? +Very funny bug,Very ~~funny~~ **old** bug. +"ingenious plan until you realise your army has to keep, rear and maintain a giant hatchery of venomous snakes just to use on that one offensive occasion, duh",But imagine how careful and hard-working your sailors are during a storm. +Good question.,"When it comes to what side of the road, I don't really see a difference at all tbh." +What does that even mean?,Too nice to drug dealers/users +"son, talking to you is like using a laser pen to play with a cat.","Meh, still not triggered." +THEY BROUGHT CHILDREN TO THE SATANIC PARTY,Of course they pick a child with no soul +"There's a HUGE difference between driving a car and intentionally pointing a laser in your eye. I work with lasers, of all types, including laser diodes. The amount of time it takes to blind you is far less than the time it took you to think of your dumb comment. It's not worth taking any risk for something so dumb. Do you go around pointing guns at yourself just for fun? If you don't, then why not?","Hurr durr because guns kill people, blindness is much less bad" +Sonicfan201 grabbed the hammer. Goodbye.,"Nah, I'm the only one who's banning all these accounts, lol." +only reason i can think of is maybe it was too hard for scott to animate,Ger Garun had an animated tounge +"Do you really think a hater cares for good side? They don't see value in anything about it, they don't really think about it... Or even anything that isn't a meme or edgy trend :/ Also, can you elaborate in words instead of using cringy for everuthing? Sometimes it bothers and doesn't add information x)",I guess the main concern is that it proves the haters right and draws some people away from an otherwise good fandom and franchise. +"Lewis is still using an exploit which ain't good, its just the deforestation mechanic is not near as big as the one Sjin has been using to basically build his empire. Scythia is just plain broken.","The tree cutting is not only not an exploit but also available to all players, while horse-economy is a unique feature of Scythia." +"They brought that down so much with their brigading. But still, fuck Donald Trump. Fuck Dustin Brown and fuck the Kings while I'm at it.",Fuck Dustin Brown +best to use the Thank You picture,"Ok, thanks!" +I got to start a couple hours early because a streamer goofed. Pretty proud of it.,? +Got Stafford AND MIN D. Can't make room on my bench for replacements. That's gonna be a fun game to watch.,I'm starting Bradford over him +"Rogue One has its own visual style, its not the suit that should be taken literally. Its like watching a SW movie through an artist as he paints with his own unique style. I wouldn't take it literally, as it is itself a homage to Macquarie's early concept art where Vader did have that menacing face.",Are you talking about Rebels? +"which is also why they keep getting their budget cut. idiots in congress see them do amazing things, and they're used to military contractor incompetence, so they think they're paying nasa too much.",NASA actually did ok in the last budget with a decent increase over last year. +"Coming back to anime a decade later In my college years, I was quite obsessed with anime, to the point where I ended up taking two years of Japanese. My college had a great anime club that showed a wide variety. I worked a campus job and spent most of the little I earned on monthly DVD orders. My shelves were full of anime, more than I could even watch. After graduating in 2005, I started to lose interest. I didn't have anyone to talk about it with. I had no idea what the latest great show was. I had access to more forms of entertainment that took up more and more of my time. I basically spent an entire year playing WoW. Fast forward to now. I start to see anime becoming more and more available on services like Hulu. I discover Crunchyroll. I start to peek at how the American anime scene has changed in 10 years... and I am astounded. The sheer amount is incredible. You can watch things right when they air in Japan. What I would have given to have this kind of availability - I wouldn't have needed to buy so many DVDs! But at the same time... how the heck do you make up for missing a decade of content? And how I have changed too. I used to be an absolute sub purist. Now I prefer dubs so I don't have to constantly read. My girlfriend has no interest in it, so I mainly watch on the computer or when she's gone. I wonder if I can find some things she will like. Anyway, just felt like sharing this. I thought I might have outgrown anime but I don't that you can. Right now I'm watching Steins;Gate and really loving it. Not sure what's next. I'll probably watch Eva again to bring me back to the start of my fandom. So here's to rediscovering something you thought you'd lost.",Watch Jojo +Nope,'Murican? +"But deep in yourself, you know that you were wrong. I'm glad that you came back to reason.","actually I haven't played PoE since essence ended, so yeah I came back to reason, having a life is better than having exalts." +"As the days go by, the dogs quickly realize that their lives are in danger. The ones that didn't get captured or poisoned quickly put aside their differences one night, and convened a meeting. Sons of bitches, and bitches, an elderly mongrel said, standing on top of a dust bin. He had one eye, and his fur was mangy and crawling with mites. He had survived many fights, and sired at least ten thousand pups.We have reached a dangerous point in our existence. Around him other dogs listened with rapt attention, their tongues hanging out. Some licked their balls, one of the few luxuries left in this cruel world that had suddenly decided to turn against them. At this rate, and per my calculations... he turned to another stray who jumped up and whispered into his ear, ...we will all be exterminated within 22 days. There was a collective gasp. A dog began to howl, and a chappal came flying from a window. Shoo! a man's gruff voice followed it. Hut! Silence, comrades, the old dog said. We are not welcome amongst humans anymore. But we are their best friend, a bitch said. Her name was Rani, and she as a total bitch. Everyone knew that. When the mating season came, Rani was the first to go into heat, and had up to 4 dogs banging her at one time. While other bitches mated out of instinct, Rani mated for pleasure. She was barren, and had never given birth to a litter, and that made her more attractive for the boys who didn't want the responsibility of starting a family at a young age. She continued. We were there before they discovered fire. How can they kill us now? The old mongrel atop the dust bin shook his head in sadness. I know. I know. But we have lost control in their cities. With food everywhere, we had no worries, and then we focused our attention on stupid territorial games. We fought a great many battles, and... The Kutta Sutras were written in the golden age of 1990s, a young dachshund said. All my ancestors fought and died in the wars. Are you saying it's for nothing? He started slowly wagging his tail. A few other dogs stood up. The old mongrel barked once. His eye gleamed red as an oncoming car's lights struck it. Sit down, bitches. If you want to survive beyond next week, hear me out. This is what we must do. All the dogs sat down obediently, for they were good boys.",Go on. +u/dzari is what you were looking for.,Maybe he needs their subreddits opinion? +And we let them in the Big Ten why?,Interesting choice of words from a fan whose team shouldn't exist +"Yes, you should play with your kids. But it is also important to teach them to entertain themselves. On the weekends we generally do stuff together in the morning and early afternoon. Mid to late afternoon is quiet time. Time for each person, kid or adult, to do something on their own that doesn't disturb others. Quiet play together is allowed. It's about balance. Kids need family play. And adults need time to recharge. You can have both.",Thats true but i was referring to playing with your kids instead of parking them in front of spongebob for 2 hours. +A little help here?,damn that's one smooth mothion tracking +Anyone remember this?,Man that one guys sounds like Rick from Rick and Morty. +Behind the back Home Run,Why do all the gifs I watch freeze after 2 seconds? +John Oliver - Climate change. This is how you breed a generation of brain dead morons who just like to feel smug and superior.,Whoever gave John Oliver a show was a total moron. +"Hah. Sure sure. You don't want to talk about the runaways, so you've decided that this sub-discussion doesn't include them. What an interesting conversational gambit.",You must be fun at parties. +"6 months after #EUref, @ScotGov announces it has a Plan A, Plan B, & Plan C for Brexit. Tories still don't have any plans at all.",What are our plans? +They aren't a gang.,"Neither were the Little Rascals, but they still referred to themselves as such." +$10 says that Melania Trump will file for divorce before the election.,Make your bet with that guy that's going to lose $2800. +I dropped a $5 bill and it never hit the floor!,Even if the floor was lava you'd still be good +Do you play with in-game interface?,"Yeah, I don't care about performance on an individual song because I know I'm getting better regardless." +This subreddit is as biased as The_Donald,"Yeah, isn't it awful seeing people be biased against racists?" +"Who is your favorite philosopher and why? I love Nietzsche. People say he inspired Hitler, but his sister altered some of his work. I totally agree with his Will to Power argument and I believe that's why I started loving him from the get-go. I had to stop reading his work though because I thought I came up with some great ideas/explanations...then I'd read Nietzsche and discover he had already thought of these things way before my existence.","I love Kant, I love reading his writing and I love how internally consistent his work is" +"Check the settings in your signal spy app, if Network Tracking is set to 'always', that's probably why",There needs to be an off option. +Newly Elected Seattle Socialist Calls For Mass Protest On Inauguration Day,I love the fact that these idiots think the same stupid tactics that lost them the election are going to impress anyone afterwards. +And?,"Yeah, I'm done." +"Holy shit, he's even writing in A E S T H E T I C S now. Did anybody ever learn meme magic quicker than him?",#MALIK OBAMA BEST OBAMA +What do you mean by 'elevators',In cod4 you could clip into a wall and elevate up into the air by crouching or going prone under something you can't stand under and then standing up right at the edge +"Many pages contained hardcoded http links, changing these in the database wasn't too hard but I spent quite a bit of time testing to make sure I'd got them all. The site was also integrated with a companion blog site, for instance on the homepage of the website it showed the 3 latest blog posts. As these blog posts had images that were hosted on a different domain, that domain also had to support HTTPS or we would get a mixed content warning. The blog site was built in WordPress, and WordPress commonly uses absolute URLs in the database. To make things worse, WordPress uses PHP serialized strings, which means if you do a simple find/replace in the database it will cause large amounts of data to be lost. Writing a script to perform this replacement safely took some time. Also, 2 days after the migration I got an angry phone call from one of our departments saying that their customer support portal was down. This Lotus Domino app was hosted on a different server, but unbeknownst to me they had installed some obscure Lotus Domino Reverse Proxy IIS plugin on our prod webserver (long before my time) which freaked out whenever URL Rewrite rules were applied to it. This took a further week to fix, because we had to bring in an ex-employee who was the only person that understood how any of this stuff worked. (And then I ended up fixing it anyway because he didn't understand IIS)","That explains a lot haha, thanks!" +How much longer before people recognize this shit as the blatant propaganda that it is?,"The beauty of advertising is that it's constant, cheap propaganda - Fascists have to spend time and money on censorship and indoctrination - Capitalists just need to let the companies do their thing." +"My mother started painting after she was diagnosed with parkinsons disease. Shortly after, she realized that compulsive painting is likely to be a side effect of her medication. Anyways I love her paintings.",DAE see the similarity to Google's Deep Dream? +Interesting vacuum (x-post r/WTF),It's like his dick got stuck inside his stomach +I wish mine didn't have one.,May I ask why? +Figurative,LITERALLY +there is an option to stop the slow down on aim assist.,I know but it completely turns it off if i do. +If they are regularly maintained they will be fine.,So yes they're going to rust +Noice Noice Noice Noice,Noice! +More b.s. stereotypes about womanhood from asktransgender,Why do they waste time reading women's history books and the work of women fiction writers when they should be painting their toenails to get to the very essence of womanhood? +Oh the weekly i don't play correctly vs rengar can you pls nerf thread,Excuse me while i splitpush as an adc and then get mad because i can't 1v1 a Rengar. +"I know teams should try to win, but the Lakers should just stop.",They're way ahead of you the last few weeks. +3 minutes left? Tie game? Playing against a high powered offence? The Jets Late Game PenaltyTM is rearing its ugly head.,Ayyyyyeeeee. +Someone with Asperger's syndrome.,Why is there aspergers hate on Reddit when half of Reddit claims to have it? +"Help requested: nice pens for my team for a Christmas presents Hey everyone, I'm thinking about Christmas gift ideas for my team at work. I was thinking maybe getting everyone a nice pen would be cool. I've only had one nice pen in my life, and I was so impressed with how well it wrote. I have no idea where to start. I would want low maintenance pens, and could spend $15-20/person. Can I get a nice pen for that much? Any recommendations? Thanks!","If you're not as into ballpoint pens you could always look at getting the Pentel energel bl407, it's an all-aluminum pen that takes Pentel energel refills and they are by far the smoothest gel refills available." +Idiots on all sides.,kek My uncle went as Adolf Hitler one halloween +A lifetime of performance enhancing drug use.,Nah he's just a jacked up white farm boy.. +"Yes, absolutely yuge. We only use the best optimization techniques. I see them converge and even I'm like *Wow, really great* optimization techniques.",three... more... days... +"For a few brief moments, we were free",Wouldn't it be cool if Trump **actually** was anti-establishment. +"I really hate the song and grew up watching it on VHS, so I understand why the would cut it. lol",My family loves the movie but always skips that song. +"It's not him being an asshole, that's assault plain and simple.",They're not mutually exclusive. +I don't want to seem shallow but for me they're pretty important. I will be friends with anyone regardless of appearance but I'm a little more picky with the people I date.,M or F? +"Honestly shout out to everyone trying to make Auburn feel better after last week. UGA showing solidarity by beating Nichols state by only two, and now Clemson keeping it close with Troy. Seriously classy programs to build our self esteem like that.",The SEC East will now be know as the SEC Safe space. +"Did you watch it? They covered just about every use case. Many cases of CAD/3D rendering (professional market), Handbrake video encoding (MAJOR importance to a lot of people), and at least 2 games. That's as real world as it gets.",The tests aren't guaranteed to be done accurately... +The Bishop and the kitchen tiles,The bishop piece has a very appropriate frowny face. +Not enough bald.,he took rogaine +Wow... I didn't know much about Muhammad Ali and now hearing about him is making me sad.,He was also a dickhead +Aint nobody got time for facts and links. Can you just break it down to a two line Facebook post so the average Trump supporter can understand.,a meme would be even better +Stormrage right?,Yup +Probably the most quiet Belgian.,Belgian. +Clinton staffer tells the truth what here State Department spent on Syrian rebels and what we got out of it. Who would want this kind of leadership to run the country?,BUT TRUMP SAID PUSSY! +Isn't that mode only available at orphanages?,Edgy +Came here to say this,Username checks out. +Armed man in Donald Trump shirt intimidates mom with 9-year-old son at Virginia polling site,"If she had a problem with it and felt intimidated she should have brought her gun, so should have her son." +"I liked Five Point Someone when I was in high school, but now I feel Chetan Bhagat is the biggest CHUTIYA in India.","Big, sure, but he's very far from the biggest." +FYI anyone who wants nitrous tanks: Just set up a fake food company (everybody likes muffins) and buy some nitrous to keep the food fresh in its baggies. You have to put in a little leg work sure but it's not difficult.,Soooo I didn't need to go to dental school to get nitrous tanks? +did u send me ur email already ?,Sent it. +"We no longer do that, the chase is over, we've achieved maximum cloudage in 2013. There is only so much a pair of lungs can store. Nearly all RDAs from the past few years can accommodate setups that will provide more than you can take. The classic, 3cm high, 3-post with adjustable airflow ? More than enough.",I think you forgot the +"Today, Turkey dismissed the elected mayors of Mardin, a Kurd and the country's first Assyrian Christian female mayor.",grrr +If Toriyama still doesn't remember Launch you can bet he won't remember that small of a detail.,Who's Launch? +Something something r/nebbyinthebag,Oh man that sub exists? +Stay safe!,Will try! +Maybe there's something in the tea.,The road to hell is half paved with what we ought to do in the name of propriety and decency. +A basic aspect of female psychology is that girls are absolutely obsessed with male attention... girls needed to do anything they could to attract males to help protect them from saber-toothed tigers or whatever.,"At first I thought I'd be able to read through this, but I was wrong... let's leave it at that because there's so much wrong with this article that making a drinking game out of it would kill you by the end of the second paragraph." +Well he is sending b/o sooo,I was going to ask why the hell you got downvoted so hard but noticed you forgot your +Tuesday morning hot take: that movie with Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence is gonna be mad mediocre.,When did the truth become a hot take? +Can we finally admit that UN Peacekeeping is a failure and a mockery of what it is supposed to stand for?,"The opportunity to do that would've been immediately following Rwanda, or the child sex abuse scandal in the 90's, or the Srebrenica massacre, or the litany of other examples of the UN being a eunuch organization incapable of doing anything it set out to do." +Fuck apple they are an evil greedy company.,"With probably the best customer service you can find, so yea pretty evil" +"Seriously lol, people here think because someone happens to make poor football decisions it means they're a fucking criminal...",I mean its not as if no one in his extended family has criminal tendencies.... +That's a silly thing to ask really. Anyone who wants a complete collection would still get it. They'd just command a much cheaper price then the 10k USD plus the complete sets (with placard) have been sold for in the past few years.,You're assuming people would only want the convention minifigures to complete a collection. +"My father posing for a picture with his brother and 2 sisters, circa 1976",Those sisters are twins! +"You pretty much got it. It's a neural network that was trained on all every magic card to produce original cards. The twitter posts cards generated by the network at different points in its training. The more advanced the computer in the card art, the more advanced the net was. Generally the less advanced it is, the more silly the card is since it makes mistakes and splices words together.",Haha ok yeah that makes sense +Spotted some HEAT while watching Ballers,I wonder if that actor is a sneaker head and they let him wear his shoes because Why not. +Multiple W last month!,I assume you used illicit/illegal methods? +makes me feel something,Even if it makes you feel an uncontrolable desire to punch whatever/whoever is playing it? +Its very JA69-esque,BR96 +"How about discriminatory, that's a word for discrimination. Racist is discriminating based on race, not nationality.","Whatever, it was a dumb joke anyway and you can stop busting my balls about it." +But who does that?,Probably not enough people. +Hanzo ults Reinhardt while getting pinned,"All I see is simple geometry, what's so special?" +Trump voters explain their unshakable faith,"The stupid, it burns!" +why not camules?,because I fed mine don't know why T-T +The only reason to own the stock is the dividend. million dollar question is will they be able to keep it steady.,It would be a really big callout to the market if they couldn't. +What size you need. I'll hook you up,10.5 my bday was 3 days ago! +Hillary's Final Bombshell Campaign Ad Before The Election: I'm With Her,Let the carpet tweeting campaign begin. +And that is Why edibles exist.,And vaporisers +2-109 (I play with my screen upside down xddd),I actually want to try to play Phantom Forces upside down now. +And Trump could reverse it even before he has his first conflict of interest hearings... You want something more stable than an executive order then it comes to things like that.,Trump doesn't like marijuana personally but he wants to decriminalize it on a federal level and leave it up to the states. +Life Site: Warning to parents: pro-gay cartoons are on the rise,"Damn gays, corrupting good wholesome children's programming." +"Heh, its a NSFW comic about StarCo doing less than TV-Y7 things. Very well-known 'round these parts, its a wonder you'd didn't ~~cum~~ come across it sooner.",On one hand I'm afraid to read it because I'm afraid I'll be horrified by it but at the same time I can 100% guarantee that I've read things much worse +"If you could ask a GA any question and they had to answer truthfully, who would you ask and what would you ask them?",How can you look at yourself in the mirror? +Chorister mocks BYU fans in sacrament meeting today,Love it. +Why would giving some fast offerings (even a large amount) lose them their tax exempt status?,I guess it depends on why you gave someone a large amount of fast offerings. +How the hell have you managed to pull an unexpected Hogwarts in a thread about Harry Potter?,I dont understand it. +Tim Kaine's press bus hit by a police car,Clearly an assassination attempt by pro-Trump police officers. +what is stARS TALK ?,"Did you know that if sound actually could travel through space, our very own sun would create a noise, that, 93000000 miles away, would sound like a 30dB train horn 24 hours a day!" +I heard just this morning Toronto is also in the mix!,Somehow ^^^somewhere ^^^^#believe +Oh and by subduing them I meant nuking Hiawatha every time their score got within 200 points. Made it go down again just fine :),I approve :) +"Wait, there is in-universe controversy over the bikini troops? Directed of course at Drake, and not at CIG, who doesn't exist. It's beautifully meta.","No there is in forum drama and actual drama, CIG wrote it into a kind of cheesy lore piece that's been written in the style of *HUNDREDS* of huffington post anti-booth babe articles etc." +What's app leaking,*WhatsApp +That's an oddly specific way to hope for a team to lose...,Having their hearts ripped out was more of what I had in mind. +What's a common food that you wouldn't eat for $200 ?,Mayonnaise +"*Kirk, crackers are a family food, happy families. Maybe single people eat crackers, we don't know. Frankly, we don't want to know. It's a market we can do without.* That must be the single person cracker.","I am single, so I guess you're right" +"Ok, I'll bite. Why bring a frisbee?",Rolling tray +You might want to disclose that you own the website. All your recent comments is linking to the same website.,"Ehh, cool website" +"STEEP Survivalist DLC Imagine if STEEP would have a survivalist dlc with guns, snowboards and other necessities scattered around the mountains, a hunger system, a warmth stystem, and wildlife. Would you buy this dlc?",Bad idea. +Cavani has now scored 14 goals in his last 8 matches,"Its not that he is shite, he can just be very inconsistent at times." +Never said anything about Scump bud. You're a salty optic fan mate.,Read the OP..... I'm so done smh +I'm already getting wet thinking about this match. We can finally see what both teams are made of after some real bootcamping with their new players. Also SK vs C9 is practically guaranteed,Erm Optic have beat both C9 and SK in bo3s the last time they've played albeit online (but in no way totally irrelevant (SK and C9 are usually very good online)) As an optic fan I still have to say c9 is probably the better team but hold your horses my friend :p +If I recall on pc they made it so you have to purchase the game and dlcs together you can't buy them seperatly.,What are you on about +so how in the hell could maxis take control over the summoning keyin the end?,They let him out +"LPT:if you can't afford a car, you can't afford a kid","I'm sure all the morons having kids they can't afford planned to do so, and will now consider this LPT in the future." +"Rightfully so. Nurses have to teach residents, too.",And don't you forget it Bambi. +"It would make it safer for young boys to go to church, they'd know to stay away from blue priests",Priests can masturbate. +Anything north of vindhayas Maharashtra aur goa waalo ki membership optional hah.,anything south of godawari.. +Pranks should not cause lasting damage.,Then just use TP +Why can all blacks dance so well?,"It's in our biology, just like how we can all run fast, jump high, and have extra large penis's." +Broke college student. $175 study to drink energy drinks. Worth it???,"Just FYI, with a lot of those studies they have to pay you the full amount even if you drop out early." +You mean your Chevy?,...yes. +McConnell says GOP will quickly repeal Obamacare,Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck +"No, you fucking took the last Manning. Don't be greedy.",There's still one more left. diff --git a/chunk58.csv b/chunk58.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..83fe9b5e982469235687d3dba73099cba83a6b22 --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk58.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1668 @@ +Input,Output +"Nope, just strange design. Some of the lines have two fetishes on them separated by a slash in an attempt to save room.",Crappy design* +not sure if this is valid but...,The comments on the article truly redefine what a cuck means. +I think you mean do take everything at face value. Face value is what's apparent at the surface. Not taking things at face value would mean reading into them.,I think he means if you ignore stitches face you can almost get through one of his insta posts. +Taylor Swift and Kanye to perform at Trump inauguration - MEME THIS INTO REALITY!,If he can settle this beef (with no sides of beef) then he deserves a Nobel Peace Prize. +Frank Ocean - Self Control,lean kills this shit +That was definitely intentional grounding. Wasn't even close. The person who caught the ball 10 yards out of bounds was 3 yards behind the line of scrimmage.,Officiating has been poor +"Well hi there, little guy!","That is quite peculiar becuase if they survived long enough to colonize, Castile should have taken their New World possessions as well." +"No jackass, when you get older your metabolism slows significantly. I also quit smoking, so there's that. I thought I was boss in my 20s because I could eat or drink anything and not get fat. Just wait about fifteen years.",You could eat less if you're less active at 40. +I've always heard the Pride sin being called Vanity.,"Vanity is a more specific sin, Pride is the category of sins." +Where does Daniel Suarez go next season? I'm assuming Daniel Suarez will go back to the #19 next season but if not what should he do? Ton of talent but not sure if he's ready for cup. Thoughts?,Back to Mexico if Trump wins. +Razer deathadder,He wants a mouse that will last him for a year. +"It's over at the Learning Commons, & we're usually there until 6pm or so. Sometimes we go out to eat afterwards.",What time does it start? +The wife had been eyeing that one.,Who Garry or Jill? +Friend on Facebook made this. He said feel free to share. So I am...,"Awesome, but why no Baez or Hammel?" +Some idiot.,it's a nice baby meme tho +"'He lives in Toronto', for those outside of Canada 'He lives in Toronno', for those in Canada but outside Southern Ontario and major Canadian cities 'He lives in Tronno', for those in Southern Ontario and major Canadian cities but outside the Golden Horsehoe 'He lives in Chronno', for those in the the Golden Horsehoe but outside GTA 'He lives in Chrawnna', for those in the GTA but outside Toronto I live in North York, for those in Toronto","As a former North York resident, I can confirm." +The FARL in action,That looks *expensive* +It seems this gem wasn't here yet (Onedari Daisakusen + Himouto! Umaru-chan AMV),"Scroll down to see the vid, the page is somewhat confisung with all those previews." +Every team in the metro is .500+,Buffalo is the only team in the East not .500+ +"What helped me was using an oscilloscope and trying things out. Visually, what's happening to the waveform is extremely intuitive when you're using a sine-wave as a carrier and a saw wave ~3 octaves lower as a modulator. I don't know if that will work for anyone else, but for me, everything clicked after that.","I had that the same idea, but oscilloscopes ain't cheap, can you recommend me one?" +Glaz looks happy,This is why I love the devs. +Said the catholic.,what's the difference +"So and So SAID So!!! Everyone enjoy the holiday? We all good? Because I recalled a doozy of a tale that shot my blood pressure up. We have an item that rings up per pound. This item is usually over $35 and takes 10-10+ minutes to make. As you can during a rush, this is very inconvenient. So of course, our most inconvenient item is on sale! For let's say for anonymous sake, $2 per pound. Customers don't like to read or can't, we all know that. So they see $2 **per pound** and only pay attention to the $2. Which pisses them off most of the time when they realize the item is $30ish on sale. But one customer decided to scream at the register. They said they spoke to one of us who said that they could have it for $2. And the store manager overrid the item, our long to make expensive ass item for only $2. So our department manager comes and speaks to us all. No one spoke to this customer. Doesn't end there. The store manager brings the cashier to us who is IN TEARS and asks if we spoke to the customer. Our kickass protective department manager says he spoke to us and we didn't. And NONE of us are dumb enough to ever give permission for something like that, even if we could we'd get our manager! So store manager asks who said the customer could have the item for $2 then. THE CUSTOMER LIED, DUH. He and the pissed off department manager (because wow that was the dumbest thing SM ever did) start yelling/discussing the issue while my coworker and I gave the poor cashier food to enjoy. We never did learn why he brought crying cashier back with him.",I do not understand why managers do not believe their employees over the customers in situations like this Why bring back the upset cashier too ? +"I've been a retail manager for a long time, and I've never sided with a customer over an employee unless the employee was clearly in the wrong. I've banned dozens of customers for being assholes to me and my people, and only once did upper management come down on me for it.",Your are the exception to the rule but we need more managers like you +"Coming from Boston, this is how much I give a fuck",a fucking based american at that. +If you were the judge on a Trump case would you be biased?,Only Republicans can be impartial. +Chelsea have now scored more Premier League goals this season than any other team (26),"Meanwhile, in a far away land, Hart's Torino scored 27." +Obama is actually a super far leftist extremist it's just that he has to act like a center right american president and not actually do any far left stuff because he's also a secret hard core muslim. It's really pretty simple.,as a leftist obama is a terrible leftist +"Idk, don't get me wrong I am on the hype train, and if Rawls was put on IR then I'd totally agree. However Rawls sounds healthy and ready week one. I don't think there is a chance in hell that CMike outshines or breaks out more than Rawls. If Rawls is healthy for 14+ games he'll be the talk of the NFL with 1,000+ yards,10+ TD's and really good YPC while CMike will have what, ~500 yards and ~4 TD's? I don't see how that will be a breakout year for CMike.",you really don't think that they're going to split the carries between the two? +what happened after?,It was accually bleach from this story. +Done all that doesn't work unfortunately,"Just get a cultivator and drive along the silo walls, it'll destroy the silage in the walls" +"I would be fine with this on Reddit, if not for the openly arrogant and hostile response to people who believe in a religion.",Because religious folk are never hostile or arrogant +"Browsing Civ V reviews on steam and found this gem, can relate",What a helpful review +"GTA V on Masterrace I just want to give a shout out to R*. Ive just started replaying GTA V after first playing it when it debuted on the PS3. On fully mixed out settings, this game is a joy to play. So many features, such a huge and sprawling landscape, being able to flip people off in a first person person perspective... It's good to be on PC.",Also MultiV and FiveM-Reloaded. +Screenshots from a Halloween event have just been posted on Facebook,WG pls sell paddlebote ^^^I ^^^don't ^^^care ^^^if ^^^it's ^^^a ^^^trash ^^^version. +I'd honestly just rather see remastered Iron chef Japan.,Sakai and Kenichi would be totally up for that shit. +i really like the editing in this video,The editing on his channel is half of what makes it so great :D +"Over the past 8 years, the Obama administration has basically put the world on fire, this is the equivalent of pouring more lighter fluid on a raging wildfire.",Thank god we've got Trump 20 feet away with a high powered fire hose. +"Yeah, the beast master key would have sped it up a bit. And yes, instead of the adamant blade, a second 6 point rust breaker could have sped it up too.","Thanks, I'll make an attempt with 2x 6point Rust Breakers and a Beastmasters key tomorrow" +Is that a requirement to avoid discrimination? Should trans women go through and xray before they are worthy of equal treatment to other women?,"Yeah, definitely." +"It'll be so embarrassing for humanity if we eventually get conquered by a race of cloud-dwelling, microbial, dust surfers from a failed star",Lol you should read The Algebraist by Iain M Banks +They've always had mobile apps voBrowser works nicely,I want to like voat but their mobile apps are unusable ill check this one out tho +Brett C for CEO,stuff like this goes here r/EiteDagerous +Ah. I'm on mobile and just saw in stock! So I thought I'd share it.,"You're right, I was just saying that to let people know to act quick." +"it shouldnt be, 45% of the country is going to vote for a white nationalist.","And then after Trump loses, we get to see the GOP eat itself." +This isn't new. Republicans have been making a mockery of their political power in Congress and intelligence for many years.,"If we get a 9th Benghazi hearing, I am going to say you jinxed it into existence." +So a standard Trump product then? Poor quality and over priced,All Trump products are riddled with pyrite. +Shopping Surprise,The states poking dead natives outside each store made this perfect. +"That is a strangely satisfying carving! Way to go, only thing better I've ever seen was a carving of luigi death stare last year.",But its a villager ;) +What are the common mistakes people make that ruin their lives?,Being poor. +"One wall, please.",Cancel order. +"Haha don't get me wrong I see the comparison, I'm making the comment on personal bias against Perry.",I'd much rather him turn into a Perry than a Torres +ACT essay score cancellation? So which countries got their essay score cancelled?,What happened? +What are they going to do with audio of nose breathing and faint skin slapping?,Blind people have fantasies too +My hope was there'd be a lot more people in the new queue looking for highlights!,And there was :D +This is some next level shilling right here holy shit,Pedophiles talk like that. +The DCEU: What's Next?,What a pretentious little shit +losing a game is literally frustrating as hell,If you stop inting maybe your team can actually win some games. +"#GW RANT i spend most of my time of a day in here this sub! bt this sub is NUTSSS! full of jokes. **I love some of the people here** who are really helpful, **but man, way too much knee-jerks here...** last week was about coutinho and gundogan, they left KDB and got gundogan. this week, its HAZARD! Sancehz swapped with HAZARD, sanchez who gave loads last week!!! Heard someone saying, hazard is giving PERFORMANCE OF THE YEAR! pushing other player to buy him, dude, he is AWESOME, BUT also had 5blanks!! **DONT PUSH MAN...** Sorry, but had to say!!!! I LOVE THIS SUB, And i cant tolerate this mockery...",But Anichebe and Barnes are clearly going to start banging them in now surely +Can someone enhance and make 1920x1080 please,Is this just some random anime girl or is this from something? +"Once they feel the power of their vote, by sending this clown packing, they will vote in every election for the rest of their lives. They also won't forgive the Republican party for nominating him for a LONG time.",Because that is exactly what is happening with the black vote right now after they elected obama +Is that your word for people who have differing opinions to you / live in other countries?,No +I once had our healer looting a succabus we killed while I was tanking a vrock as a unseen seer( I wasn't suppose to be tanking but I had mirror images and other illusions to help keep me from getting hit)... so instead of healing me she was grabbing rings off a corpse. It ended ripping me to shreds,"What a great healer, rogues are supposed to be keeping you alive" +Except Fantastic Beasts does take place entirely in New York.,"No it's a list of fantastic beasts and where to find them, read the book cishet scum" +It's also anti all the other candidates. Nobody can post anything slightly pro any other candidate without getting downvoted to oblivion.,"At this point in time, that's the reality we're in." +Everyone Thank Michael Moore for Making the Rust Belt Great Again!,Thanks you fat traitor. +"So ESEA servers are running on NEW patch or the OLD one? If new, time to get a break from daed gaem.",New patch +"Rich people are dicks, it seems.","Nah, the nice ones are far more common than the nasty ones, the nasty ones are just more memorable and entertaining to talk about." +That's a special type of autism you got there.,And I tryyyy Oh my *gosh* do I try! +Art of Viktor and Skye in China,asian skye skin when +Matthews and Marner singing Bon Jovi on the bench,i ship it +A Matt Barnes alley-oop turns into a banked-in 3,Just pretend that you meant to do that and turn around +That's awesome. He's training his cat to play goalie.,But can it hold Hyugas tiger shot? +"Pic #1 is German police, not Swedish.",And its really old. +"First of all, as I said in another comment, child molester does not equal pedophile and vice versa. Many child molesters harm children for reasons other than sexual attraction, while many pedophiles (such as myself) recognize that sexual activity with children is harmful and wrong and choose to abstain. As for your question, pedophiles do have sexual preferences like teliophiles (people attracted to people their own age). Some are attracted to boys, girls, or both, and some prefer certain ages more than others. Some are also exclusive in that they are only attracted to children while others (once again, like myself) are also attracted to adults, although usually the attraction to adults is weaker than the attraction to children. Finally, yes, pedophiles tend to find certain characteristics more attractive than others. I tend to prefer blondes and blue eyes and pig-tails. Personality-wise, I like kids who are feisty and tough, although I like that in adults too.","Thank you for answering, it must be hard to come out in the open like that." +When you watch your ex score against your other ex :/,Love your username :) +"You don't have to include text in a post, ya know",Changed it. +"He's a Texans fan, don't confuse him. Using big words they can't spell or know the meaning to are kind of their thing... and supporting the inferior Texas team.",shut up +Could the B1G get THREE teams in the CFP?,"Let's just say no, and find out Sunday." +"At the very least, I'd try it.",Relevant username +Cause it's a joke,Or an ad campaign +*you're,Wow they're teaching grammar in the second grade now? +"Thank you. Nox's character comes across a lot better now. She's tall, she has hips for days and she has large breasts. But people failed to realise that all that's because she's a *mother*, not a stripper. Now Nox is regal, confident, mature and sexy without seeming like an attention-hungry teenager all because of one taunt. Everything just works together. (By the way, please consider re-including the old taunt on a skin, either one we currently have or a future one, because I still thought the taunt was funny and well animated. Also, I think a lot of people want the old taunt back, so that could be a great middle-ground.)",Bringing it back in a skin seems like the best idea. +Are we going to get a black Xbox One S?,as of right now no. +"This is great! I was going to pass on Series 16 but I'm off to the store now. Sorry, but I am going to steal this idea.",Series 16 is maybe my favourite since I've started collecting minifigures full time (Lego Movie onwards - although I didn't get all of series 13 because a few didn't appeal to me at all). +"What should you do if you were getting raped? I once read somewhere that if you're a girl and the guy is on top of you and have you pinned, you have to try to keep your legs closed. Tbh I don't think this'll will help much but anyway what should a girl or a guy do if they are getting raped?",I always gave up instead of accidentally making it worse. +Ya totally. Just sucks because I used to love coming to Reddit because I could have civil and intellectual discussions with other users and not have to worry about all the marketing and brainwashing that goes on elsewhere.,You gotta go to the small dedicated subs for good discussion about anything +"That's dickish of them. I know they volunteer to mod but still. Anyways, you're lucky. No feature of RES is working for me. However, i just checked again and their website seems to be up for me now. Hopefully it'll start working again in a bit.",What browser version are you on? +Nipun on Twitter: Cosmos questioning the viability of NASL,No disrespect but what the fuck does that even mean +"Ooh I member! But sorslor, I haven't seen much policing of Halloween up in Scotland. We don't seem to give much of a fuck.","To be fair, in my limited experience with scots... they don't give much of a fuck about anything..." +"Gaijin pls? Pumpkin Bomb, A conventional Fat Man Bomb with 6,300lbs of Composition B filler. 49 were dropped on Japan Home Islands solely by the 509th Composite Group near the end of the war. New loadout for B-29.","Yeah, I'd love more reason for US teams to fly bombers." +"I mean, I agree, there is too much of I said this so anything else is wrong type mentality is way to prevalent, it locks people into positions that become quickly outdated... however, the 9 times things makes it look less of I am updating my views based on further data and more I am going to say whatever is politically expedient",Well the 9 times thing is a stretch. +"I have memories of my mom smoking in sears while shopping for dresses in the late 70's, Times have certainly changed.",Me too. +Does Anyone know why Hank wears gloves under his glove and blocker?,Needs perfect skin to match his perfect everything else +"My guess is that Thor picks a fight with Cena, since he would see Cena as a worthy opponent. Cena kicks his ass, picks up Mjolnir like it's nothing, does the can't see me hand gesture, and flies away. He's the new Thor.",Feige pls. +"Without any idea what time the online time starts, I'm leaning towards buying it in a brick and mortar store. The gamestop near me might have a line so I'll take the risk. If not I'll try best buy or toys r us since they're right next to each other.",On Walmart it's Nov 23 11 pm central +"He's sending a message, send one back.","putol na etits, ok na siguro." +Me too... Itd be cool to get nougat even on a nexus 5,There are lots of 7.0 and 7.1 roms for Nexus 5... +Get this man a desk!,The Foundation cometh calling! +"To the people behind Youtube++ Firstly I love what you and your tweak does and it is one of the reasons I'm still jailbroken. With that being said your ads are ruining it. I understand and am all for advertising, it keeps the lights on, but when you have ads that play with sound non stop during videos it ruins the app. This has never happened to me before but today audio started playing over my videos from an ad and deleting the ad only stopped it for a few moments before another on popped up. Sorry for the rant and text wall but this seriously needs to be fixed. Tl;dr: ads that have audio overlapping videos are ruining this otherwise great tweak.",I never noticed any ads Thanks minimal hosts blocker +What's your recommended amount of marshmallows for best effect?,After 5 its starts too fast for me. +"Mac Miller Is High on Life (and Maybe, Probably, a Girl)",Good pussy is one hell of a drug +"Low power mode To those of you who put your devices on low power mode all of the time, is it a substantial difference in usage time?","I used to do that, but for some reason it started eating my battery faster when it was on than when it was off." +"As well as the 4XL shirt that still can't cover the underbelly that was peeking out. To OP, she was the highlight of his day as she smiled at him. To her, he was just another annoying mouthbreather that she had to fake smile at while ignoring the smell emanating from his neckbeard.","Jesus Christ, calm down." +What are good debate topics that are NOT political?,Can you use a piece(s) of bread for a hamburger or hot dog instead of an actual bun. +"We all drive dump trucks, right?",My truck nuts weigh 35K lbs ok? +FWD:I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE FUTURE,"Oh my god, the three different art styles are hurting my brain." +"I rewatched it over the past two days. That series soooo needs a second season. I'm not even asking for the fanservice, I just need closure on what happens next.",There's always the manga to help give you closure! +A demonstration of how many apps OS X can run with 16GB of RAM,**A demonstration of how many apps Windows can run with 1 GB of RAM** `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` `SvcHost.exe` +Yeah I'm sure I explicitly said my opinions are facts. Wooooh0h0h0hoh0hoh0h0hhoh0h0o,"Well you're willing to disregard an actual caster's experience in favor of personal opinion, so..." +I see your Pentium 4 and raise you an i486,wow that i486 must shit on i7's +Haitai At least that dog is cute,gabe daisuki +Really? I think the real cracker designs is a badass.,Same +Casey Neistat flexing that Supreme Cardboard Box.,"All I can think about is that one vlog where he passes by the Supreme store and says Man, kids will wait out here in the cold just for clothes?" +that might be for battles though,TRUE +Are you Trent Baalke?,No its Al Davis +She's so hot. Her freckles are very attractive.,"Yeah, but didn't she go crazy and get herpes?" +Completely baffled we haven't put in Treggs yet,You don't put in a short WR when you are in the red zone and can't catch a jump ball. +Bring Back Bernie Sanders. Clinton Might Actually Lose To Trump.,Ha ha goodman at it again. +"Damn you.. Our little boy has been puking, peeing and pooping all last night, not giving his mother or me more than 2 hours of sleep each. Now that he's finally sleeping in my arms, smiling and farting his little heart out, I forgive him for everything.","Yet when adults do that, they're told they have an alcohol problem.." +Then why has every release so far resulted in a pretty stale meta where it is commonly agreed that some heroes (e.g. Zarya) are better than others and some heroes (e.g. Winston) shouldn't be touched with a ten foot pole.,But Winston is good +"idk i think it could be firmino+mane, because the performance from liverpool was insane",An inform 2 weeks after he just got one isn't happening Modeste got a hattrick and didn't get 1 cuz it was 2 weeks after his first inform +"Hyped for IW Zombies because... All the new things! This subs fav maps are the ones that had almost none recycled content (MoTD, Origins, SoE). And everyones most hated map as of right now is Rev with over 90% recycled content. I think the zombies community don't know what they want tbh, we think we want a nostalgic map with the thunder gun etc but in reality we want something new. All the zombies youtubers who played ZiS said that it had tons of replayability which in my opinion is the most important thing in a game.","With that logic, Tranzit is our favorite map." +"Richtifone was Maxis co-worker in the WaW dimension... and in The House dimension he was an adoptive son of Maxis. I really don't see why it can't happen... If you like it or not, that's another topic","Sophia is Maxis's love interest... which is something even a game wouldn't dare to do, if she was Samantha." +"*finds tissue box* Here you go, buddy.",Thank you thank you +If you get the Xbox One S controller it can connect Bluetooth.,At that point i'd just play on my xbox. +Because he has a ring? And we have lots and lots of money.,"No, because how he has responded to questions regarding his intentions after this season." +Modi: From Nov 8 to abolish 500 and 1000 Rupee notes.,+1 to Modi +Hurricane Matthew closes Port Canaveral for first time since 2004,That's one mean 12 year old hurricane! +Saw this car on a road trip to Baltimore,I'm sure this isn't shopped +I don't even like desiigner's music but I find him so funny that he's managed to grow on me,at what point do you enjoy the music and not the person +"It is sad, but I really think the internet helps (for the most part), it at least offers depressed people a distraction if not an outlet if they want to talk (anonymity helps with this too). It's also strangely comforting to see others going through the same things as you. I wish I'd had internet access as a teenager!",internet best invention 2 mankind +"It was a very sleazy attack Bernie Sanders slams Clinton campaign, Democratic establishment, in his new book","As a general rule of thumb, the more important the issue is to large numbers of working people, the less interesting it is to corporate media You don't say..." +Who would you rather host a major?,Northern Arena +"Heroin makes it harder for me to be turned on For years I have been addicted now and I don't know if the drug has changed me or I have just gotten older? But it used to be where if I was around sexy girls in low cut shirts and skin tight pants I was immediately turned on and would spit that game trying to get some action. But for the past year now it just doesn't excite me and exhilarate me in the same way. So here recently I have been messing with girls off Backpage and I always go for the 2 girl special since it's only $50 more. Well here's where it get weird. In order for me to get raging hard and to have wild animal sex I require these girls to get weird. My fantasy and what I have these girls play out is this, they are both straight but one is mad or whatever at the other and needs to punish the other. So I have one put on a strap on and get rough with the other. Choking, anal, double penetration..etc but never to the point where it hurts the girl. But I love that look in the girls eyes who is taking the punishment when it's supposed to hurt but she enjoys it and it feels so good to her. It's strange I know and I have no clue why it excites me or where it comes from but I fucking love and proceed to go to work happy as shit. And the whole time I keep lines of H next to us mainly for me but I'm down to let them hit some too and they always do",You need Jesus +Like Hermione,Whore-my-nun +"Fun isn't allowed as a premed. You are a future doctor and should behave as such, so please check your personality and sense of humor at the door.",you forgot your +"Yeah, I was a Navy reservist who stopped showing up for drill more than a year ago. I have no idea what type of discharge I received. I think I was simply Administratively Separated. I always thought dishonorable discharge was for more serious offenses like murder, rape, assault, desertion in the middle of war, that type of thing.","desertion during war time is punishable by death, *up to* DD during peace time" +"Man, if that's bullying, then i was straight up murdered repeatedly in highschool. O NOES THEY ASKED ME WHAT DAY IT WAS AGAIN",I don't think you understand how bullying works +Hey! I drive a 2002 Jetta... and it's silver!,Honey is that you? +Our games end early.,"The Lions play relatively quickly as well, I want to see how early our MNF game will end lol" +This one is for all the ultrareactionary Christians,something something the muslims killed people too +"No ads for nearly a week on EH and partner sites, no response from EH",I have temporarily stopped using it because Im getting nothing too. +"OG.s4 I miss Moon. S4 is suppose to be the best batrider in the world, but honestly Moon's Batrider is better than S4's. You just don't feel any impact from him. He's not creating any space, he's dying because of bad decisions / overextending... I know he was a legend once, but this guy should not be on a tier 1 team anymore. He almost only plays Batrider. but he still sucks at it. I mean honestly, when will they replace him I know imma get some flame from the Alliance fanoys, but come on. I can't be the only one who has noticed how little impact this guy has on the game.",he lost game as batrider so he's not the best batrider in the world +DO: Go into a flying rage if some Reddit jerk off pretends that Payton Manning is even *arguably* better than the GOAT,"Do: Be so ignorant of anything besides the Patriots that you don't spell Peyton Manning correctly, and still believe yourself an expert on all things football." +The special agent we need.,Not the one we fanserve +"Has anyone ever hardcast Emrakul from an opponent playing Urborg? I play UWR Nahiri, and my opponent was on Grixis control and because of the nature of the matchup, we weren't really doing anything. I didn't sac any of my fetchlands and won the game when I had fifteen lands to hardcast Emrakul. My opponent thought it was lame but I thought it was awesome.",That's pretty awesome but this brag post is lame. +Why didnt the autofill lock shut down? Is that normal when filling up a motorcycle?,Never use auto lock on a motorcycle. +"I'd be curious to check this out. I'm on stock lollipop debloated with Xposed modules galore. Could I just flash via TWRP with no additional steps? Also, I have the Verizon XT1096 version. Can I use the Nougat ROM?",What the other 2 said but I would update TWRP also before you flash anything. +Xenophobic comments rampant online after international student charged in UBC assault,Canadians do *not* want multiculturalism and theres nothing wrong with that +clippers 2017 nba champs,Stop the hype man... we want to fly under the radar. +Evander Kane Just picked this guy up off the waiver wire and stashed him on my IR in hopes of his early return. What would his fantasy outlook be? League - G A PIM PPP SOG HITS,I was thinking about dropping Daniel Sending for him +"Don't know who we would trade, and who we would trade for. We don't have great draft picks, and I doubt they wanna let Livingston or Iguodala go.",Klay for Nerlens +"Yeah, they probably don't. Now, prove that the legislation is an objective good, considering the precedent it sets and the expansion of governmental power it involves.",So with no definition of objective good we can't judge things? +Is it me or does it look like someone is still in the cockpit?,There is +Fuckin PopTV #BROKEN,OBSOLETE +Seems like half have been in the end zone.,That seriously might be the case. +Hooch's open letter to WESG_CHINA @WESG_CN,Someone teach the man how to format properly. +It still exists but it's not visible on imgthft's page.,"Oh, neato." +Free Hotline Miami (idk if its 1 or 2) for whoever has yet to play this great game!,I've been wanting to play this game for a long time. +"Fuck Rhodes is more like it. Walsh sucks and is a head case, but Rhodes blatantly held and gave them a new set of downs. Then instead of wrapping up on Tate, he closes his eyes, lowers his head and launches at Tate's shadow... and misses. TD.",Fuck all of the everything for doing etc. +4/5 Dunko Points is basically a 5/5 though,The only perfect game according to dunkey is super mario 2. +R.I.P.,Looks like 1986. +LOL Gary Johnson what is allepo comment has everyone going in on him on morning joe,not going to lie it was very satisfying watching Joe have a meltdown on live television. +Afternoon Roundtable - 9/11 You can use this thread to discuss whatever is on your mind or share news articles or off topic things that would otherwise not be posted to the sub.,"I think she got sick from having to be so close to the odious presence of Trump, I'm really worried about the debates now" +"A simpler solution might be something like stop saying outrageously stupid or racist things and/or picking amusing fights that are fun to watch. That could work, too!","Don't blame the victim, please." +What exactly is different in the DE? Is it just packaged with the prologue? How is that worthy of release?,It has the available dlc bundled together into one sku because there's been metric data indicating a bump when new sku's are released. +Nein!,Ten! +"Fuck no they didn't have a better career than Wade. 3 championships, 1 FMVP. He was a monster offensively. Unstoppable player.",Both dirk and kg where unstoppable but I think the rings make wade go higher on the list +My dad is maybe 5'10 and my mom is 5'7.....I don't ask many questions.,"Family photo's growing up were the best, Im always in the back corner and my older (by 4 years) brother is always somewhere far away from me so he doesnt look as short lol." +No turnovers or penalties here. 10 might be enough to win this game as bad as their offense has been,Remmers heard you lol +Yachty didn't even exist until after Yams died,Yams was connected to the divine tree until he could tell his plans and give away his rinnegan +You're held at gunpoint and will be shot if you cannot supply a random fact that the person has honestly never heard. What do you tell them?,"If I were to stand upside down with my head in a bucket of pirahna fish, I would be unable to play the piano." +I see your Pentium 4 and raise you an i486,"If my 5170 weren't gross right now, I'd show what you youngins what a real processor looks like." +"When I was a CNA in a nursing home, I took care of a schizophrenic elderly lady. One of the nicest ladies in the home. Her attacks made her angry, but only at the people who were arguing with her. I would stand there next to her, and confirm that it was just us in the room. She'd tell me she knew I was being honest, but asked that I understand that someone behind me was bullying her. It was terrible, but completely changed my view of this disease.","Gotta get this to my old lady piss fence, fast!" +"I can only imagine the stress that puts on upstream components. I mean, it's pretty much a show-Queen at this point, which IMO seems rather a waste of a Lamborghini.",more like a show *whore* +I heard you must use a dongle for that...,Only if you're using the new mbp. +30% of American voters believe Hillary is near-death,What % hope she is? +All these guys getting ready for deer camp and I'm just like,These were the primary armament of every frontline soldier in WWI right? +Guys Jason Blundell worked at Infinite Warfare,Guess we can confirm no super EE +Maybe this easter egg has no first step...,Ah it's. +Question about changing transmission fluid.,Change it at operating temperature and also MAKE SURE you check the dipstick level while at operating temp in neutral. +xkcd: Fixing Problems,This is what happens when I write code without writing tests. +Angel x Bullet,saved [](/Kreygasm) +no pls,Same +"I bet one of them, JB or Nico, will be back in F1.",The three of them need to form the ultimate WEC team-up. +I never thought I'd donate money to Jill Stein but here I am...,"Apparently she raised $3.5M over the course of the entire 2016 campaign, looks like she might raise more than that for the recount in less than 24 hours." +I'm trying to imagine what it'd be like to be at war in the middle of a heated battle and seeing that plane fly by. I feel like I'd be more motivated to kill.,Hooah. +Your forgot War is Peace Freedom is Slavery Ignorance is Strength Big Brother is watching.,And we both forgot that there are 597 genders +"She's just extremely reckless guys, don't worry about it.",And we all know Trump is never reckless. +20 not afraid to embrace my textuality..,"Litten, rowlet or popplio?" +"Yeah. I'll get two more in January, so I'll think of it as $600 worth for $200. Should have been $400 worth for $0, but I'm striving to be a mellower and upbeat PocketSocket.","I've heard of examples where the credit has posted if you buy then select airline, but you'd have to search some DPs" +"yes, but my comment was pointed to a person whos struggling with alchs","lol sry, kinda drifted away from the op then" +cause that's how life works,TIL I have 3 ones. +Maybe because everyone stays away from them because they don't want to get rabies?,Analytically speaking that's a valid concern. +Because what's better than healing for 29 with Reno? Preemptively healing for 29 with Reno.,"But hey look at the silver lining, at least a turn two hero power will actually be more rewarding this way." +"Why is FnaF 3 considered least popular? For me personally, FnaF 3 is probably my favorite by far in terms of atmosphere, game mechanics, jumpscares and lore, but from what I've seen over the interwebs, most people don't like it nearly as much as the others, some even going out of the way to call it the worst one in the series. I was wondering what your viewpoint on it was and why, I'm curious to read the responses. Thanks :)",It's my favorite one. +You don't think timeouts during a 2 minute drill are important? They are probably the most important thing at that point. A 2 minute drill with 2 timeouts is much different than a 2 minute drill with 1. Having a timeout in their pocket lets them determine when to use it to get the right play called instead of just relying on the 2 minute warning.,"They're important, but you don't sacrifice time on the clock for them." +Jimmy Garoppolo was 1 of 2 for 6 yards. He had a higher passer rating than both of the Jets QBs combined.,Cool +thank you :),welcome :) +"Champion Reveal: Camille, the Steel Shadow",Looks like I'll be one tricking Camille then.... XD +What do you have against Heinrich Biber?,too barock for him. +Donald Trump's Aides Have Finally Pried Twitter from His Tiny Hands,I think it's time to really heap on #FuckFaceVonClownstick and actively taunt the man child that he can read twitter but can't comment. +Mongooses know they are quick little fuckers,Mongeese* +Well they certainly won't be distracted by snapchat.,Soon they'll be on Readit! +This teammate warning me of an enemy tank is an absolute hero! He even wore a cape.,You were probably just blocking his line of sight +Barack Obama: Change the United States national anthem to We Are Number One,How fitting for America to have a national anthem about villainy +BA HAHAHAHAHA. Have you never been in a Denver primetime game thread?,I forgot the +Start him. Stop overthinking unless you have someone better,Phillip Rivers? +Hoping for the Virtual Boy 2,"I will be amazed if it does have some kind of vr device with it, imagine the stuff nintendo could do with vr, another captain toad in vr would be bonkers mate." +It's so funny to watch the people in these comments try to make it seem like YO HOMIE I GOT A GLOCK AND SELL DRUGS AND GOT GOLD TEETH IM FROM DA SLUMS is poetry,"Youre absolutely right, that sentence sums up 100% of rap music, you are an absolute genius" +Which things did live up to their hype?,Tiger Woods and Lebron James +"I've been trying to think of something smart ass to say as I sit on the John, but alas, I'm tired today and have nothing.",Thats because your a bad person and all your political opinions are wrong. +I don't get why people always put their own flair on the national anthem. Just sing it how it's always been sung for the last 200 years please.,"But but but, change is good." +Remember When Hillary Clinton Called Black Youth Super Predators and We Have To Bring Them To Heel?,But she apologized! +Why would we want that?,"I'm not saying that I'm for these types of things(I'm very much against it since it's a big waste of time and potential), but hey, if we somehow got our two current candidates, then this might be a real thing in the future" +Patriots activate Tom Brady,"-500 odds are nothing, sorry browns!" +"nigh on unplayable after the 6.18 nerf, you have to build IE on him now. Also, fervor is way better for him in every situation",But free shields with 3rd q +"Nail polish, the broken lock, and the time it wasn't me First post so I apologize in advance if the formatting is wrong, I'm on mobile. I have 3 short incidents to share and since they're so short I figured I'd put them all together. I have had a very glitchy life so I'm happy to have found this place. First incident is the nail polish. When I was about 13 or 14 lived in a house where weird things happened all the time but this was the weirdest. I was sitting in my room on the floor with my back against the wall reading. My book was in my lap so I was leaning over, there were no windows behind me and I was facing the door. Out of nowhere I felt something smack me straight in the back of the head, it felt like someone threw it at me. I reached behind me and found nail polish that I didn't own was what hit me. To be clear it didn't hit me on the top of the head, it hit me in the center of the back of my head which was facing the wall. Never been able to explain that one. The broken lock, this one happened earlier this week. The house I'm in now I've lived in for 2 1/2 years and within the first month of moving in I managed to break the lock on our bathroom door. It was around 3 in the morning when I got up to use the bathroom, I wasn't asleep and had yet to go to bed. So when I go to leave the bathroom door has locked from the inside. I turned the lock back and forth a few times and the door knob still wouldn't move. I just stood there for at least 3 minutes turning the lock until the door opened. I told my girlfriend what happened and since then I don't think the bathroom door has been shut. The time it wasn't me. This takes place when I was 16, in a different but still weird house than the nail polish story. I was home alone with my mom one afternoon when I heard her talking to someone in the hallway out side of my room. I thought she was talking to the dogs at first but the more I listened the more it sounded like a conversation. Me being an antisocial teenager I cracked my door open to see if someone came over. Instead I saw my mom in the hallway talking to me. I froze for a second and my mom turned her back to do something, then I opened my door and asked my mom who she was talking to. She turned around and asked me how I got to my room so quickly. When I told her I have been in my room all afternoon she just shrugged it off as Oh that's weird and never spoke of it again. I've got more stories I'll post later on, they're longer so they'll get their own posts. I'm cool with any theories you guys have, especially about the nail polish because that still fucks me up sometimes.",Lol I guess I am not sleeping tonight +Wish we used Latimer instead of Fowler.,I'd rather have Taylor over both of them. +Are they rioting?,When protests turn into people destroying property I would call it a riot. +"People won't own their personal death machines and future generations will think we're crazy for driving our own. Not just that speeding, drink driving, all driving offences will be stripped meaning no income for our police force. Insurance companies won't have anything to insure. A lot of interesting and exciting societal ramifications will come from automated cars. Are we ready?",But Trump will bring jobs to America! +I'm pretty sure Lor San Tekka was not a Jedi.,Kylo can kill Jedi sythocants. +What do I have to change to sign up for another free trial?,If they have the same checks as hulu then even if you use a different email and credit card as long as the credit card address resolves to the same address as the previous card you used they'll kick it out and say you're not eligible. +"Yeah it's for sale, I'm releasing a collection Monday",Pm site +"A month ago, I Bought Zulu's Jar of Darkness 227m. Sold it a week ago for 60m.",u still got away lucky with a 60m return +"Honestly, if it were a good joke, even I wouldn't have minded. But you're right; it's just dumb. Also, I'm female, so I'm not his mate :(",Hence the ette +RELEASE THE WARHEADS,Let it be know that any peaceful relations that furries will try to have with the non-furries will be destroyed by the warmongering u/NUCLEAR_FURRY for he is a furry supremacist. +"No, warlords. Whose name inspires more fear into the hearts of men? Scientists or warlords? You must show and embody strength, not weakness.",RieserFS would like to have a word with you... +Why aren't you in a relationship?,I'm asexual C: +Dothraki approves,It is known +Oh I meant Hiram Burrows from the mission 'Return to the Tower'.,"Details, details haha" +"...with no evidence at all, such a claim is complete speculation. For all you know this youth-rapist sees this behavior at home every week in real life, where the family just ignores it. Could be Mum, Dad , Uncle, Aunty, Cousin A,B,C, Neighbours...",I never said anything about the youth rapist +What movie had a sad ending that left you satisfied?,Saving Private Ryan +That's kind of a dick move,Keep your birdperson culture out of this. +Unexpected Cat.,"I jumped, well done" +have,the +"So you had an emotional reaction to the thread, and without even watching the video, felt the need to vomit said feels into our collective laps.",Nothing emotional about knowing when there is blatant bias in a supposedly non biased forum. +"I dunno, that gravelly voice had me thinking old Bostonian. (If I'm remembering it right, my memory sucks) Your voice on the other hand...",Nothing wrong with dopping my rrs +I completely understand. It was a little early for a box split comment but i will back him up in regards to everything he said. It was part of the convo we had. We just need to make up the negative karma he has now in order to get him verified,Done +Anti-abortion Ohio legislator never thought about women,Is this not what we've come to expect from the right wing religious nut job? +I once convinced someone that Benjamin Button was based on a true story. Worryingly they're now a school teacher.,When I was in high school we convinced my gym teacher that basketball had a four point line; anything past half court. +"Iowa - Dry Dock No.4 - Norfolk Shipyard, 1st May 1985","how come the deck for the iowa looks so greyish-blue in world of warships, yet in real life it looks like a much more tannish-wooden color" +"how did you up the DPI? im running xfce and upping the font DPI is only changing the font size, is there a way to change menus and stuff?","It's in the theme config for xfce, I think under fonts." +Paul brought up earthquakes by saying it's earthquake weather. It's been really hot and that's when they happen. There is no correlation between earthquakes and weather.,Good Lord.... +The one time my vita is dead.. lmao,You can redeem it on the PSN smartphone app as well +wait i've lost track of who is what kind of indian now,Can we go with dot or feather for the rest of the AMA? +Playboy model charged over locker room 'body-shaming' image,IT WAS JUST LOCKER ROOM TALK GUYS CALM DOWN FUCK +Its from fnaf 57,"Nah, its definetly Fnaf 12 (Remasteed)" +"I'm typically very skeptical of arguments that boil down to don't hate the player, hate the game. I place the fault on the guy who scams you, not you for falling for it.","Heh, both are at fault." +I love every casting except Rick Flag. Joel Kinnaman is just a really bad actor IMO. But yeah except that everyone has been perfectly cast.,But that chicken leg though. +We need a new banner!,But Ruffalo does a great job! +My mom asked her 2nd grade students what they've heard about Hillary and Trump:,"As much as I dislike Trump I think we should let kids be kids, they'll have plenty of time to worry about this shit later on... I don't know what your mom was trying to accomplish with this OP (besides letting his son whore karma on Reddit)." +Did they catch him?,I overheard on the officers radio that they had suspects in custody and asked if I would be available to ID. +"No problem! I sent you a PM with the image links. Thanks, Outlaw.","Sorry I wasn't there, I got a deal on tickets for Homestead and I had to see my driver off :'c I hope you guys had fun competing for a win, you won't get another shot for a while ;)" +"Seriously though, who eats a hot dog with no bun?",Obviously only satanists and people dying from Hillary's strain of super-AIDS. +The Can I speak to the manager Starter pack,"This is hilarious I've never seen it, so original" +Yes definitely. I am planning to enter the European market.,And Asia? +The builder can't do it. The option is not available.,You must be missing a tech then. +"Student speaker removed by force by Hillary staffer in the middle of speech about Hillary being owned by corporations, banks",that crowd is huuuuuuuuuuuge +Looks like it should be an album cover.,"Some metal band, album name is Damnation Eternal or something like that." +Damn Right We Are!,Inception +"They are *not* deplorable, though. Nope, not at all.",We shouldn't call them that because it could hurt their feelings and we shouldn't run a negative campaign. +* Pants on the ground * Wide left * Who dat * Bountygate * Anything related to Herschel or Walker = triggered,Lol +I have only ever heard vikings staff say negative things about 2 former employees of the team. That piece of walking trash Darren Sharper and Ragnar.,Thank you +I've watched this video so many times,Same lmao +"Umm. . No. Fedex leaves the package at the door, then the random thief that comes to steal the package also has a code to the house.","Yeah but not until the package is delivered, then they have full access to your house and belongings" +I just got done watching her video. She is amazing. Alex Jones should ask her to work for his channel.,Great idea! +"If he appears, who should Marlon Brando fight against?",Robert De Niro +"Funhaus are DICKS AND PUSSIES?! Rule 34, I guess.",Reminds me of superjail +Pm me the link to AceStream? Pretty please?,"Ace streams id's are generated IIRC, can't link before hand." +I can never get my oil changed there again after this mishap...not in a million years...,Can you make this meme any bigger? +I once saw a TV documentary where they suggested that the mutilations were being carried out by the government as a way of monitoring the level of nuclear contamination in the environment due to nuclear weapons tests in the past.,Because dead cow tits give a better reading on radioactive contamination than a Geiger counter? +You better be good.,What show was this please it's on the tip of my tongue +Jesus christ that is dark. Evil bastard,He was a real jerk! +"Won't trump be 79 (oldest president elect) when he's sworn in, or did I hear that incorrectly last night?",He's 70 but he is the oldest person to assume to presidency. +What makes no sense to you?,Religion +I think it's more to weaken Alex who is a smart player but also at a huge advantage having her sister in the house. Only person in the game who has true loyalty. Monte will always be there...,huge advantage I'll take America over my sister anyday in this game +"Liberal MP slams One Nation, Christensen",Coalition needs more MPs like this guy. +He is just talking 20% down,"Depending on what part of CA, that amount would be like 10-15% down :/" +"I don't know about everyone else, but if I open up a character and not enough dice I'm just planning to use a D6 and assigning the numbers to their corresponding abilities on the card. So the lowest blank is 1, the next one up is 2, etc etc... Seems silly to need to open up 2 of a card to play with it fully. I'm sure you'll need 2 dice for tourneys though.","Heck, you can just go find a card list, print all the cards out there, and play the entire game with regular D6." +If the railways get privatized I can see a joint bel-nl limburg rail network developing. I hope belgian limburg is ready for the OV chipkaart!,"I think the systems of OV and MOBIB are pretty much the same, it wouldn't be that much work to unify those 2." +RIP Servers,You're also stuck at Logging In? +Look at dis shit,git gud :V +Yeah honestly. This seems pretty authentically 60s or 70s. I actually really liked the intentionally uh shitty style of filming they did.,It's the memberberries again... +I don't think that opposing corporate control of the political system should be considered rigid.,"No, for sure, but your response implied something very different." +"Best units? Ranked # order I've had a lot of disputes with my friends about who's units are better, since were all about the same rank and skill level we need a 3rd party force who are basically better at this game than we are. *Give me a ranking of best characters in number order*",Konohamaru #1 ranked ninja in the game and pull rate is 65% if you pull him it's GG on the raids. +"Then someone will make a website in which everyone can rate the person by their ability to masturbate and it will become a popular game to such an extent, that someday, it will make into the olympics.",I knew one day I'd win a gold medal for something. +was expecting trump,Still smarter the trump. +"Looking for business partner to create special plugin Hi, Im looking for a coder who can create a special plugin related to torrents, Im working into this niche since like 13 years and I know how much money can we get with my project. For conversation and details about the project, please contact me in private.",What are you going to do? +"Ha ha the French are so cowardly. Except in WW1 when they lost 21,000 soldiers a month for all 4 years of the war. 1.2 million dead soldiers - and NEVER BROKE, NEVER SURRENDERED. but who cares about facts we are being dickish Americans.","Filthy Frenchies, should had surrendered to the Kaiserreich." +For some people it might be worth it. They will be hailed as a hero by the public and will have their name in the history books.,"Yea, it's fine as long as it's someone else doing all the real work" +I didn't realize butt pads were a thing!?,My boyfriend uses them because he's really skinny and it hurts to sit for a long time so it makes it more cushy +"I really dont understand why they wouldnt want to market it well. They have something they should be proud of, and it deserves decent sales. i mean infinite air i havent seen a single commercial for it. I never even knew it existed until i randomly saw it on sale for Black Friday. Steep is that same way. I never heard of it until i stumbled onto it on amazons site. If i saw commercials for it i would have been here a long time ago. It is impressive this is getting such a wide response from Youtubers and other people though.",Does nobody remember that a woman died recording a promo for this game? +Suppose I'd rather live in a red state that has jobs and shakes a little than live in a blue state state with next to no jobs and a high crime rate.,"Yes, everyone's doing great and working great jobs in Oklahoma." +Children of Helicopter Parents: What is the most embarrassing or crazy thing they have done?,Cut them up.....flown off on them:) +proof?,Trust us LOL +"Because they proudly announce that they are in fact feminists, so what do you expect? You're getting too PC over this. Feminism, by definition, is about equality. And it is a good thing. The way that some self proclaimed feminists approach this, is a bad thing.","Okay then, I'll just proudly announce that I'm an octopus." +Obama and Putin at the G20 summit,At least my hairline is similar to theirs. +Chad ur look is too perfect... Bitch you want her to not be good at drag or what? Should she come out in a dry ass wig and wonky eyelashes? Bye,Well it worked for Jinkx +"OP, if you ever find out exactly what it is I'd like to know. It's a good looking gun.",Comments say Well mb04 +You're welcome.,I'm Catholic as well (; +Na'Vi's New Roster,XBOCT/Alohadance Dendi GeneRaL Vanskor Alwayswannafly +"Apparently, launching a nuke into your own territory allows you to declare war on yourself","Heh, I had a similar thing yesterday, Germany and (I presume another civ I hadn't met yet) declared a formal war on me (Arabia), and I as presented with a cut scene of Saladin very angrily declaring war on me." +Engineers has been said a ton,I've only the ones at the top +What kind of accounting? I don't think a program is going to be able to carry out an audit.,Yeah we don't like doing audits lol +I took a quick look at this person's comment history and saw nothing else Hamilton related...,Maybe he's a closeted Hamiltonian? +When the fuck did we get pizza?,I don't know but I like the new developments. +Boneless bananas,r/bandnames/ +Poor Chuck.....,I think you dropped this: +"Blood coming out of his polls, out of his whatever.",Which polls? +Time Warner Cable Sent Me To Collections - A Tale of Customer Database Fragmentation,"Help us, Bernie!" +"This just randomly opened after I closed the game, haven't seen it in 3000hrs",Leaked operation background confirmed +"Dodgers Forfeit to Cardinals, 1995. The last time a baseball game was forfeited, and also the reason balls aren't given out as souvenirs during games anymore.",Brian Jordan really giving it to the fans at the end of that video +Sooooo I've never gone to one of these before. Is there a specific corner where the cool people hang out? Will there be a sign?,I'll edit the post or someone will make a comment on where we're sitting and an easy way to spot us! +Would anyone watch short CSPAN style videos of the House or Senate discussing SHIELD related stuff? For example a video of the senate confirming the new director or a video of congressmen bitching about Hydra that takes place right after winter soldier. I think it would be funny to see this kind of thing but then again I'm weird and watch CSPAN for fun sometimes.,They should talk about trade routes and tax negotiations too. +We voted for her by more than three million more.,You mean California voted for her by more than three million more. +I sometimes playfully accuse my girlfriend of checking guys out... Realized it's only when I think the guy is hot.,Holy fuck you people are insecure! +"Don't forget our buddy! As a suburban player I've resigned myself to the fact that this is the only way to get my Dragonite and 3rd tier pokemon, jogging my butt off these few days.",I've almost got my Charizard... maybe tomorrow. +But you think ur better than us,No you're just insecure +"Just wondering if bungie knows about titans melee glitch. It's cool, I like doing zero damage as a sun breaker and punting my opponent through a goal post. [misc]",The fact that the perk momentum transfer ruins sunbreaker melee is a whole other issue entirely +"Remember guys, uber is super dangerous and you totally should not let them in the city",you forgot the +"Her legs had to be amputated somehow underwater to get her out, I think it was a medical decision that to let her die was actually more humane.","Considering the dirty and debris filled water, the fact that it was Colombia in the 80's and that she was already injured, she may have died anyway." +"You're comparing apples to oranges. Those are games with, often, significant differences. Slot machine games all share a common theme and play style, and probably even graphics/UI.","But in the end, all you do is press buttons, and your life has no meaning..." +TBH it's still a homerun in my heart.,# #NotMyGroundRuleDouble +Population of Africa split into quarters,Nigeria painted West Africa red +"Geez, you need to clean that mess up. You're not going to get any traction with such a poor presentation. That's why The Gays are so successful.",I laughed. +you're free to use your items as you wish but you do know incense is more effective when used while moving (between 12-29km/h) right?,yes I do but I have 40 so I wasted one at work to figure it out +What will happen if Trump becomes president?,Obviously we will launch nukes at every country that denied Trump's ego +"Well, TIL",Today you learnt that you most likely have below average intelligence +"I would expect (to a degree, at least) the longer you played the game, the better you got.",Actually if you scrim a lot you play in custom matches so you get no xp. +Sweden Has A Problem,The red pill is a bitter one +"It's not hard to steal a close election. There was evidence there was just as much shitty DNC behavior against Obama as well as liberal counties voters being unable to vote, but he ended up being so popular he won with a large margin.","Wasn't ACORN attributed to providing a massive popular vote surge to Obama, and were later tried and convicted of voter fraud, and ultimately shut down because of it?" +Add dabbing to Minecraft,DAB ON EM +Blake Farenthold on the limits of his trump endorsement,I'm sure the Trump campaign will graciously appreciate the subtlety. +"Ok cool. We have about 110L of bottled water, plus whatever other containers we'll fill up in the morning and buckets and a bathtub for non-potable water use. I'm guessing that if we lose pressure, by the time it's back there will be some way of getting the notification (P&C/other news site)?","Usually if it gets that bad, you'll need to use a radio lol, then again I'm from the country so things stay out longer there lol." +Because it makes it far more likely for you to win if you do.,I was unaware that I was running for an elected position? +He wont be able to live with him self and will commit a suspicious looking suicide,Two shots to the back of the head and with a note saying: I was sad +It has. Titi just also bears a striking resemblance to (and would be pronounced the same as) titty. So it's not an acronym everyone is going to use. Titty aggro anyone?,Or you could pronounce it tee-tee and not make anyone uncomfortable. +Maybe your mom should've taken you to a shrink.,Oh she tried... +It's Sherlock vs Sherlock when you're comparing Dr. Strange's opening vs. Iron Man.,Some of his dialogue seemed to be that same Tony Snark brand casual wit as well. +As a Muslim I agree. Just stop making us look like idiots. Thanks - fellow Muslim living in Canada.,"Yeah, it's not like Muhammad said or did anything like this" +So...most normal people.,"Careful, such harsh words like normal bear a hefty weight when you throw them around so carelessly." +"She is absolutely stunning, a genuine stunner! If I looked up the word 'stunner' in the dictionary, I'd see a picture of her! Followed by Steve Austin of course.",And that's the bottom line! +Did someone ask you for spare change while you waited for your Uber?,"Not spare change, his citizenship papers." +What is the greatest video game weapon of all time?,IW-80 SOCOM II +"Made this for my son, the history teacher.",WAY cool! +"Realtors add special clauses to a contract? I don't think so - unless you're talking about the clause that makes it very hard for the buyer to sue their realtor. The buyer & seller go to mediation, while the realtors must be sued separately. The realtor's contract protects the realtor first, not the buyer. Home insurance companies do not spend days and thousands on each policy. These policies are easy to buy, and easy to replace. If all of your examples barely apply to any normal situation, it's hard to see how your examples are very relevant. And finally the realtor conjures $20,000 out of thin air... gets the seller to pay for it. No, more like the price of the house is lowered and the buyer sees by how much. And what agent recommends the house sale be delayed for repairs? The buyer who is ignorant of the cost is in trouble, because most repairs happen after the house has changed hands - not before.",I think a realtor adding a special clause to a contract just might be construed at practicing law without a license. +Sam Bradford gets passing and receiving yards on the same play!,Anyone know when Bradford gets WR designation? +me and my date did vape nation for the dance,She's doing it wrong D= +"What is one thing that, without, would make your life infinitely better?",Debt. +can u trade the players from SBC?,"Some you can, some you can't, I think it says on the challenge for each" +I made a 9GAG club on Forza Horizon 3. Feel free to join (the tag 9GAG was taken),Holy shit OP thinks we like 9gag. +"It's going to be hilarious when this guy hangs himself. Small guy always plays with his head down, he should've retired about 5 concussions ago.","Hang it up, or hangs himself because those are two different actions being done." +All it would take is 1 bite that baby would be dead regaurdless of how soft ect it can happen why put the risk there let alone dogs probably been licking all sorts,But my pitbull is so sweet! +Do you think that shy Trump supporters could turn around the current polls?,If me and my friend group is any indication then yes. +Raptors Wallpaper with Wins/Loss,"shout out to u/Higgsy13 Its not a big edit or anything, I'm just highlighting wins and losses in GIMP as the season goes on." +Should probably start at 20 to be safe. 10 for life long immunity!,Alright who let the priest in here? +"Match Thread: Arsenal vs. Southampton ##Arsenal vs. Southampton Won't be able to update, but I'll add the goals. ---- Arsenal: Martinez; Jenkinson, Holding, Gabriel, Gibbs; Coquelin, Elneny; Reine-Adelaide, Ramsey, Iwobi; Lucas Perez Subs: Macey, Bola, Bielik, Maitland-Niles, Xhaka, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Mavididi Southampton: Forster, Yoshida, Davis, Martina, Van Dijk, Clasie, Reed, Boufal, Bertrand, McQueen, Long --- #COYG",I'm glad Shane long is shit +This Beautiful Bmw,I hope OP is being sarcastic +"If your goal is to make France's social problems even worse than they already are, this would be a great way to do it.","Given that she could justify a crack down on a largely non white underclass if social problems get worse, it probably is her goal." +That's great but on my girlfriend's 5 year old PC chrome regularly fills up all the RAM and starts hitting swap with nothing else open.,"KDE inherited the Microsoft mindset, always aim higher than what people are using, so people need buy new hardware and thus contribute to a thriving ecosystem where everybody is happy (except for the user)." +Indeed. HHI?,Hot horny individual. +Dank,very +Sami Callihan(Former NXT) Double Underhook Pile driver into Suplex.,r/gifsthatendtoosoon +C'mon! Please refrain from saying God's name in vain! I find it very offensive and I'm certain others do too. The fuck is wrong with you people? Just fucking stop.,How smart of you to tell Reddit to follow religious rules. +I never considered what the upper incline would be for a train? Anyone know the answer to this - how steep an incline can a train realistically surmount?,A friend of mine works on the railroad-he says 2% is considered the max for normal heavy freight. +"I see what you did there, you sneaky Koshka.","May your Goop never slow this speedwreck enough, clever dragon" +Found dog 1960 and Jones Rd.,#[](#x ) false positive #[](#x ) +"I never said I'm not here to judge. I said I don't judge people on most of their decisions, as a preface to me judging him in that situation. Nice try though.",Fair enough I suppose :D +"My not-boyfriend (14/m) is leading himself on. I've been talking to this guy since we met during band camp, where we competed during our running laps. Apparently, I was the only high schooler to talk to him, and now he won't leave me alone! I was his French tutor earlier on in the year, and we went to homecoming (just as friends, and I did make sure he knew). But, even though I've directly turned him down twice now, he keeps trying to woo me. His friends kicked him out of his lunch table, so now he even sits with me at lunch. He keeps trying to buy me food during football games and band competitions, and he's told me that he intends on doing so during the basketball season as well. He also came up with nicknames for me, and keeps trying to get me to make up one for him, too. I'm in the higher-average of the middle class, and he keeps calling me rich girl. He's always super passive aggressive and constantly tries to find excuses or stuff to do with me. He tried to invite himself over to my house, and come up with his own weekly schedule for three hours! I don't like him in the same way, and if he keeps this up I might end up not even wanting him as a friend at all, either. I don't have the willpower to be mean to get him to go away, though. What should I even do?",Ask him if he has *any* self respect or dignity +I heard the Russian way to say I love you translates to something like We are one and the same.,Romantic af +Companies run by people like that eventually enter a death spiral. Customers leave because they're paying so much. They figure out they're being screwed or they can't afford the service or they just find someone cheaper. Then the company has trouble paying the bills so they have to charge the customers they do have more. Which drives more customers away which leads to more overcharging ...,But it's never anything they're doing. +"Yeah that's like 90% angle. Vanilla trees look like shit from above because they were designed to be seen from below, before people had flying mounts from which to scrutinize them.",so if you were to go above one of legion trees they'd look like on the left? +Subway is shit. Gross veggies nothing tastes fresh.,"Not saying Subway is good, but Jimmy John's is so bad it makes literally every other shitty sandwich shop better in comparison." +"Deleting comment since I cant watch the video missed details, and wasnt able to watch a bog part of the video.","the only thing you missed i think, is that at the end, they showed the new battlefront dlc running at 4k about 65-70fps (ultra i guess) on the new Ryzen cpu, and a **brand new** Vega Gpu." +More games should include something like this.,recommended gpu is TBA +First milestone in sight: Forging Rewards Activation,"This is great news, well done team!" +"Raiders owner Mark Davis rails against Oakland 'disrespect,' has sole focus on Las Vegas",I wonder if the plan was to move out of Oakland all along and that's why the 49ers Stadium is so close to Oakland. +"You ain't seen Norwegians yet. Frankly, I'm surprised the language even has a word for queue.",It's still a queue even if it's 5 people wide and 3 people deep :( +Governor Kasich signs bill blocking the people of Cleveland from voting on a $15 minimum wage,"Yeah, they should do it anyway." +This is why you should have to pass a common sense and temperament test if you own a gun. Even if he would have hit the person he was shooting at he would still be liable since there was no threat to himself.,"Nah bro, that would lead to a slippery slope that ends with the government confiscating our guns and implementing Sharia law." +"Most Useful Second Languages For Americans Working in the Space Industry I know that English is typically the language of science, but what second languages would be helpful? Personally I'm working on my French as a passion project. After that I'm considering German or Mandarin.","Mandarin would be the *second*-best option, but it would take a miracle before it becomes in any way useful." +This is unacceptable Josh Norman should be fined for this.,Well he is generally aware of the situation so he should be fined at the very least. +Phone call anxiety,Phone calls are actually scary though! +To each their own but I like a companion that doesn't poop in my yard or eat my Christmas ornaments.,"I mean, I love animals and all, but they were putting these bulleted lists of why women are less loyal than dogs and stuff like that." +WTF! You could have bought an amazing case for $500. I just don't get it.,He did buy an amazing case... +This is a guy on a team that swept the entire eastern conference last year and swept the 60 win Hawks in 2015. He has every reason to be confident honestly,they went six against the raptors +Spot on man,"Glad you're getting them from someone with a script, so many oxy pressed with fentanyl" +The new 64-bit Orange Pi is a quad-core computer for $20,let me know when they make a lemon meringue Pi. +"Is Kelvin Benjamin worth a roster spot tonight, even though he is given a low snap count? My other wide receivers on my bench are sterling, Sharpe, and terrence williams","Higher ceiling on Benjamin, Sharpe is probably the safest though." +That same third probably couldn't tell you who Vladimir Lenin was if Their lives depended on it.,"Lenin B. Johnson, wasn't it?" +Why would the Clinton campaign share their internal polling with a Republican operative? Or the other way around: Why would the Trump campaign share their internals (if they even have internal polling) with a well known never-Trumper?,Did she say it was Clinton's internals? +"Point is, there's not a single, clearly identifiable language which could be considered standard sicilian, just a moltitude of smaller sub-dialects, each of them loosely related to the same linguistic root. It has never been codified under a common grammar structure, and it just evolved by jumping from one county to another. As you may notice from the pictures in the OP, we've always been an heavily fractured region, both culturally and geographically. Language just went along the same path.","Mr_Jingle, if you were an Italian from anywhere but Naples, could you watch the movie Gommorah without subtitles and understand what the actors were talking about?" +Our jobs are shit.,"maybe your job is shit ,does not mean everyone's job is." +Have u Losers ever been to an actual stadium sporting event?? This is normal. Stop being fuckin fairies,"thats the problem right there its normal to expect someone else to pick up after you, lazy, disrespectfull and being a slob is what it really is" +"He's just getting started, my man","So much energy, I am wondering what Hillary might be doing..." +So you're saying I should keep a bigger knife under my pillow?,I'm saying you should slow the person down while you escape and not try to engage them directly. +Unsubscribing from the sub and never coming back would ultimately result in less exposure to clickbait links.,"Links sure, but what about when you encounter those links in the wild and wonder what's inside?" +"Is it just me or... Is it just me, or a few of the most powerful moments in Life is Strange were when Max lost her power? I think the Everyday Hero campaign was to prove that you don't need to have a superpower to be a hero. Like when she had to convince Kate to not jump from the building, she had to do it on her own, she couldn't reverse the things being said. Then in the end, she couldn't rely on her power too, kinda. She had to decide whether to save Chloe or Arcadia Bay by herself, because it was her power that wrecked the town in the first place, her own power backfired. I chose to save Arcadia Bay instead of saving Chloe, so all those reversing didn't matter anymore in the end, it is as if she never could reverse time in the first place. Her power was rendered useless by fate.",That's what makes her an Everyday Hero. +Gonna Hold On To That Rope Connect To The Tree I'm Cutting Down,"More like what could go right, that looks hella fun" +"Truck made it, tire said fuck it I'm out..","By comparison, the beige car two over must feel better about their flat." +How is this...? What?,Yes. +What is your favourite thing about the Historical Project Mod?,Dismantling your enemies +I am a stick.,The stick is just as important as the carrot. +... like Arma 3?,Sure +Qualcuno ha un video dei Fuori Fuori?,"Ma come, non sei stato invitato alla Leopolda?" +"because for them, girls are the ones being entertained and you're the entertainment. They don't need to put in effort in talking to guys because there's fucking loads more that'll entertain her","Girls rule, Women are funny, Get over it." +We need to drop monkeys into ISIS territory. Done.,Operation Rise of the Apes +"He means geopgraphically, as in languages spoken by people who lived here, within our modern borders, not necessarily as citizens of America.",Which would be the Native Americans... Of course those people don't count obviously. +"But birth comes with getting to experience what it's like to have a baby growing inside you, and I imagine periods are cool during sex. It seems like the positive cancels out the negative.",Periods are not cool during sex +The newly minted Acushnet stockholders must be loving this.,yeah talk about a dud +tbh flames should have drafted him 2nd round,"referring to Jankowski, not Backlund, right?" +Hope they go to Hawaii again soon,"According to Kanye, Jay's gonna send him to Belize instead." +30-35,35-40 +Who needs jingle bells when you have dumbbells?!,Never gets old. +"Sorry if this is a dumb question, but what's with the major droopage right at the end? Is that just your fans turning off?",I'd say that's when the soil got too dry +Well maybe against whomever was still circulating them. But not against the ex unless he was party to it after 2015.,"yeah, that makes sense." +I am unironically 97 mmr. AMA. I will try to answer as many as I can.,Can you do a stream? +Electric fences (the ranch ones) require signs.,Oh is that a federal statute? +Would he then have to deal with the visa issues leffen is having?,"I think Ice will be more careful than Leffen, at least with Leffen having the Visa Issues, he's more likely to make sure he has the correct Visa" +"I feel for you all. When Showstopper was introduced, I got it on my first run. Crap gun though. And I got Barrett's on my 4th run...Pure luck","Then you went to the casino and came home with the assets of Massive, Ubisoft, and half of Square Enix, because you can." +Cooler? Im using the heat-sink that came with my CPU,Get an aftermarket cooler. +The patriots are cheaters,The truth......IT BURNS! +UMP on distance is so fucking shit ...yeah But i managed to kill a guy from Cache mid sandbags ..he was in the corner of the A plant first three bullets and bam headshot. Ofc this was 99.999% luck because i just quick peeked him. Why am i even writing this here? Got lost in my thoughts lol.,Thank you MiniPiez. +Nixon was a good president though... Her was just really sheisty which let his rivals get him,"Wait, so are you saying that a few bad things doesn't mean someone is the the devil?" +"How do you reckon the show will conclude? Ever since it was announced that AT is coming to a close in 2018, I've been wondering how the show will end, more how I want it to end. What I find in a good ending is that I'm not left with any questions that might lead to another season. So tbh I kinda want to have an ending where Finn dies (Sorry for it being grim :C )... What are all your opinions?",Finn turns into an adult and moves away from Jake That'd be so sad and wonderful +Anquan Boldin has the penis the size of an oil dick?,That's what I meant my bad +Nice bit of Tech she has there from 7 years ago!,She was ahead of her time. +"TIL that at the surrender of the American Civil War, the Union troops began to cheer but Grant silenced them immediately. He later stated that The Confederates were now our countrymen, and we did not want to exult over their downfall,",What a bro. +~~mfw love juice~~,~~You know you would accept it any time and any place~~ +"I remember her talking about Bill Maher on the SGU once, but it was part of a wider discussion about Real Time and how he misses the mark on a lot of science issues. I've never heard her mention any other celebrities, so I'm not sure what you are talking about with leveraging her past relationships to accelerate her career and whatnot. I also can't think of any time she's brought up feminism. I feel like Steve talks about that stuff more than she does.",She's a woman so that immediately makes her a prime suspect for being a feminist.. Duh +Who remembers this legend? Need more. Without micro transactions...on console.,My favorite game as a kid lol +What is Michelle Obama's political future? David Axelrod swears that Michelle Obama will never seek public office but that was before Trumps victory. Is there any chance Michelle Obama could run for President in 2020? Trump shows the public doesn't care about experience so not having held elected office doesn't seem like an issue. Could she run for the Senate if Dick Durbin decided to run for Governor of Illinois in 2018?,The IL state Democratic party is basically begging her to run for Durbin's senate seat but she's not going to do it. +How is it that Nixon can get impeached but Hillary can still run for office despite her scandals?,How is it that some guy got charged for murder while that guy who jaywalked got off Scot-free? +You don't think people have been affected by the Trump Campaign in indirect ways? Really?,"I believe I've seen people attacked for potentially supporting trump, I believe people have expressed a far left wing opinion with authoritarian furor because of trump's campaign....But I haven't seen how the city of portland(a huge liberal city in a left leaning state) was affected to the point of protest boarding on the level of riot." +Ya vote por Hilaria en Texas.,"Pero segun Trump, Mexicanos son flojos, entonces como votaste temprano?" +"100% OK. We have Teslas as poolcars. Teslas 'autopilot has - like the others to - a massiv issue with construction zones at the autobahn. It just dosn't recognizes the yellow stripes that mark the new way and trys to follow the old, whites. It also has issues with complex overlapings of lanes that sometimes can happen and then tends to go straight even if your real lane takes a slight curve. Next thing... the autopilot is to slow for the autobahn. If you drive over 160km+ on the left lane, its reacts way to late to cars that swap over the left for a quick pass in the middlelane. If it reacts, it reacts hard. I guess its about the range of the radar? Overall, I never use the 'autopilot' out of the above reasons. Just in low speed jams it is, like all the other assistants of similar properties, a nice thing. In all the other scenarios its sadly, a headache. So, it should be called what it is, like at the other manufacturers. An assistant - not more. But with that, you ain't getting the sweet viral PR in the internet.",It's the most advanced assistant by a country mile by auto companies... +Tottenham fans label Vincent Janssen the new Roberto Soldado after awful Bournemouth performance We don't need another Soldado,Now this is a shit post +Send an invite to Bill Murray.,I'm not sure Ol Murricaine would want to come. +"Digging through old Legos atm, I will find it",I also vote for this to be put on the banner or to replace the snoo for the sub +What instruments are used in TWW music? I'm particularly interested in the stringed instrument that sounds like a piano being played from the inside. Is it some sort of dulcimer?,I think it's called harpsichord. +"just a correction, you mean the top 1% is the top 130,000","Ah thanks, yeah I meant to top 10%" +TREENAGERS,Imo I think it would be funnier if the panels were flipped +"As a side note, those are great headphones.",Not as good as Beats +That's exactly how I like my sissies. What was the pr?,405lb for a single ;) +Nisekoi Final Omake,Onodera got cucked harder than the MC of Erased +If ______ could learn to ______ they'd be a much better player Fill in the blanks at your discretion,Puljujarvi Skate +"Without saying the name, what country do you live in?",The one that's gonna BUILD A WALL! +Most universally well liked drivers? Who do you think are the drivers that are universally liked in the sport right now? I'd have to say Daniel Ricciardo and maybe 2015 Le Mans Winner Nico Hulkenberg don't really seem to have too many haters. Also Kimi. Because Kimi.,"Must be Lewis, isn't it?" +German police are slow learners if it takes them so long!,"Lol sorry about the downvotes, I laughed." +Why do all the idiots assume whoever is 6k doesnt have a job...I'm almost positive my career is far above your job. Just cause we grasped the game better than you doesn't mean we are jobless.,Sorry I mean't why don't you get some friends. +Who is your coach of the year? At this point,Gus Bradley +Gtfo of here Bill.,He was just keking +Auckland apartment development seized by Bank,How about we seize the banks instead? +GST is a tax you know. Could be one of the taxes they're looking at cutting.,"Hopefully, it unfairly targets the poor." +"Wolverine-616 died a while back encased in adamantium. Old-Man-Logan is from an alternate world, but ended up in 616 after Battleworld. The female Hawkeye is from what used to be Young Avengers.",How'd he end up encased? +What is C&C?,Command and conquer +"Want to Bring Back Jobs, Mr. President-Elect? Call Elon Musk",Musk built his factory in Nevada rather than Californi because of... TAX BREAKS +Crystal Maiden,Nope. +Launching a rocket would probably work and would be really cool to try. Unfortunately I don't have the funds (zero funds) for that but it's something I'd definitely would try with more funds.,A weather balloon is very cheap and easy to do +The Meltdown,um op are you ok? +"Getting the answers to the real, important questions",TEST flagship? +how can an angmoh be a chinese temple medium?,Because white privilege. +Watch Cannabis Nasal Spray Stop Grand Mal Seizure in its Tracks,"Yeah, clearly no fucking medicinal benefits." +"That's awesome! I once biked two miles with four bags on my bike handles, but this guy takes the dining room set!",I once did it with a burrito in the bag.... My bike ate my burrito +The Canucks have their first lead since Oct 20th,Oct 20th **2016** for those wondering +9 mana means that the game is almost over for most classes beside Warrior (and Priest if they get better),"Priest died, but it's okay he got better." +160424 JIMIN,Dat scrunchy face. +"Another kid show theory: Thomas the Tank Engine takes place in a post-apocalyptic Europe after AI brought humanity to the brink of destruction, but ultimately lost the war and was forced to be very useful to the humans.",I was always for the idea that Thomas was just some guy's fantasy playing with miniature trains... +Anything can be improved for the better.,For one thing; NSA surveillance. +Donald Trump's Instagram Following Is Full Of Bots And Russians,He's definitely going to lose now +"It is, but it's a bad enough idea that it bears repeating separately from never fighting a land war in Asia.",Fair enough +I think we tend to forget that dude pants are usually a lot looser than lady pants. I've tried to wear them under jeans and it's a no-go but my boyfriend's jeans are a lot looser than mine. Can't speak for dudes who wear skinny jeans because I don't hang out with dudes who wear skinny jeans,Guys who wear skinny jeans usually wear them at their knees. +Grapenut ice cream? Does anybody know a good spot for grapenut ice cream in the north shore area that's open in the winter? Oddly enough it's my mother's favorite flavor and I'd love to get her some for her birthday at the beginning of January. I know Soc's in Saugus has it but I don't think they're open in the winter. Dairy Dome in Stoneham has it but my mom has deemed theirs no good. Any recommendations are highly appreciated!,I've put GrapeNuts on ice cream for the crunch but never knew it was a flavor somewhere. +Aren't the draugr already dead though? I wouldn't count rekilling them as a kill,The same argument could be made about the dragons then. +Sodium and metal-halide HID lamps if youre super serious,Salt lamp melded in Mordor if we are being super super serious. +I have an Anglicised version of the NRSV-CE. Do you thinks its a good Bible for private study?,"I have never used the ACE, but I don't see why not." +personally i don't see how associating Black Lives Matter with anti-patriotism could possibly help the cause of black lives matter.,And when have you known BLM to take actions that would make people want to associate with them and help their cause? +"Maybe that's why you don't spend $100 on a date before you have shown your romantic interest and had it confirmed. I mean, how hard is that?","But he's *soooo* nice, man." +That's not how it works....That's not how ANY of this works,"Yeah, you'd have to run at the speed of light and just let the knives go to make it work." +"Nope. Dads think all day and night about what will make their daughters happy, and then they try their best to make it happen, some how, some way, and they're devastated when they can't. This guy got those outfits and came up with the idea of wearing it for one reason, and one reason only - he wanted to see his little girl's eyes light up. Case in point. Years ago Leon Russell was playing a gig here in town, and I really wanted to go. However, the Jonas Brothers were playing the same night. Guess which show we went to? And I enjoyed the hell out of it. They are actually solid musicians, but you know what made the night? The look on my little girl's face. Nothing else matters to a Dad, ever. Don't kid yourself about that. You are the only thing he thinks about day in and day out.","the feels, man." +"Oh, man, I haven't had that shit in ages. It is still as delicious as my childhood memories think it is?",It tastes like chalk that happens to have been made in the same factory as chocolate bars. +"Get your I voted flair here! Get your voting flair here! Simply put reply with I voted and you'll get it. Yeah, I know I was supposed get an improved flair for this election cycle. Much like our politician's promises, it'll be a day late and a buck short.",I voted +"Bassnectar played noon on Saturday, and people were already completely fucked. They weren't checking any backpacks at ALL that whole fest. They were not prepared for what that lineup brought to Gulf Shores.","He played at like 4pm that Friday, then did the late show later that night starting about 1230AM." +Thats such a teacher necklace,Teacher hairdo as well. +Can I buy stuff trough itunes money?,Also can I use my steam login into itunes version? +"Moroccan Fade 2 Stroke Stirrup ... homie snagged up @ Sleeks Ice Cream Social in Chicago! Pukin' Beagle 25mm, piece is CFL Reactive as well.","Back to how sick this piece is, I love the strokanite just off the banger hanger." +"My homophobic brother wants to live with me for 6 months I was never able to come out to my family because of their strong views on homosexuality. After college I moved to Boston, and I've been out to my social circle and people at work. I've never been happier. Recently my older brother asked if he could live with me for about 6 months while he finds a job here and gets his finances together. I didn't even know he was planning on moving to Boston. I mean I knew he was also tired of living back home but I didn't think he had it in him to leave. I said sure but now I'm sorta depressed. I realize now that I've been living in a bubble. No one back home knows about me, so I have to go back to repressing my sexuality when he gets here I'm not even sure want I'm asking. I've just been really anxious, angry, and frustrated. Can I get a few good excuses to get him not to live with me? He's planning on coming over next month.","Well, now is the time to tell him." +Remember Legends,Would have been 10x better if at the end you just hear member berries +"He was indeed perfect. But then, Sam Elliot looks more like Buford than Buford does.",Sam Elliot is my man crush. +"Then to call that taunting penalty on Woods, Jesus Christ refs. We need professionals, half these guys are clueless and a the rest are ego tripping little bastards",They ignored the extra tap the defensive player gave him that I provoked the 'taunt'. +"Go to immigration immediately Monday morning and plead your case. They're not going to throw a baby in detention. Worst case scenario, they'll tell you that one of you needs to take him back to Korea immediately. Best case (and most likely) scenario, they'll give him an extension for a few weeks for when you leave. This is the path of least paperwork and no negative press.","And even if baby gets detained, your kid might become Bane, that's pretty cool." +I was torn between that and some sort of found him on the door step situation.,Or stole him from the hospital +Wall Street economists: Trump presidency could trigger recession,From many of the same people who said a simple vote to leave the eu would as well. +100%. I thought I had a high spice tolerance until I went here and ordered the Thai hot. Friends warned me. The restaurant warned me. I was not prepared. My stomach was not prepared. My butt was not prepared. My toilet was not prepared. Have fun!,I enjoyed eating the medium but went back to mild plus so my life wasn't defined by a Johnny Cash song. +I never said it made it any better I was just simply stating the actual facts of what happened since your post was misleading and your comment back to me is still misleading it's an old dried up booger it was crispy so there was no way he smeared it on the other bed. Again I'm not saying that it's better because it was a dry booger just want the true facts out there.,Hmm.. don't know how I feel about this info tbh. +The insanity of these lads and lasses is off the wall,2am is literally the only acceptable time to order calzones. +"Where the hell is my Third Impact, then?",2016 isn't over yet.... +"Including internal campaign emails. We have never seen internal campaign emails during the election before. The last time internal party materials were stolen and the crime came to light, the masterminds lost the White House.","When Trump says Clinton's emails are the worst scandal greater than Watergate, he means that he asked Russia to steal the emails, and he's surprised that's not a greater scandal." +"Dude, just say That is pathetic Why be scared of something just out of respect? Respect has to be earned.",Confirmed for never being in a family whatapp group +Umm... No shit? Alcohol is legal too...,Well there's a difference between getting high/drunk at work and doing so on the weekend. +If I was tom Brady I would lie about voting if I actually voted trump.,~~If I was tom Brady~~ I would lie about voting if I actually voted trump. +"For someone simultaneously dying of Alzheimer's and Parkinson's and 8 kinds of cancer she really is spry. But seriously, she's completely on-message, passionate, and honest after a solid 20 hours of GOTV appearances. THIS is what a damn Commander in Chief looks like.","It's paradoxical spryness, which tends to be comorbid with homicidal mania in Alzheimers/Parkinsons/Octocancer patients." +Note another pun thread!,Exploding comment tree! +I was surprised to find a blurb about anime in my World History book.,Wow it almost made me think that anime was good for a moment. +He might be a tad too dedicated to being in character,Wow I've never seen this before. +you can fit so much in those pockets though,They're so _functional_ +Umm. No.,Sorry forgot the +What are you REALLY up to at night?,At night is when I really like to reflect on mistakes I've made in the past and imagine how different things could be had a made a different choice(s) in life. +Republicans should tie up these cars!,"I'm not from the US and I don't have a view, but that suggestion doesn't sound much like like democracy." +My friend made me a Tonkatsu Sandwhich today. Looks unreal!,Is your friend's name Ignis? +Hayzer is Obey's Coach for Super Regionals!,"Sunder in 50, come on guys call your cooldowns I will never forget that moment, it will be my foundation of my shitcalls (typo?)" +Dick Smith is a deadset legend who has done more for this country than you will ever come close to.,"Like siding with literal fascists, a failed electronics chain and food worshipped by fascist supporters." +"yeah, she's kinda always OP and not very difficult ^^^^come_at_me",Salty Nami main ;) +TIL a bollard is a a short pole/pillar.,bollard = 7 letters pillar = 6 letters pole = 4 letters Not that short if you ask me +Clinton: There must be 'something terrible' in Trump's taxes,There must be something terrible in Clinton's wall street speech transcripts. +Do you feel guilt after killing insects? Why or why not?,"Nope, I consider myself the Krombopulous Michael of insect killings." +"Just in time for that change you've all been waiting for, and it only took him 8 short years",It's hard to fit it into you're schedule with only eight years. +"Could we play as Willard Wyler? (Reasoning inside) If you look on this reddit page's right side where the ZIS image is, you can see The Hoff on the left and Willard Wyler on the right. That portrait of The Hoff is the same one in the HUD when you're using him so I'm thinking that maybe there is a way to play as Wyler since you know, both their pictures are on that poster. It's just a thought guys.","Good thinking, super EE reward confirmed?" +What would happen if the dad sold the ring? Since he didn't steal it.,I'm pretty sure he'd be arrested for handling stolen property instead. +Lmk,I'm on right now my PSN is : TheCraigington +"still working, when site was down?","it still is down for me, it saying that faceitstats has denied the connection" +"Cheaters ruining PoGO for the whole community. Any thoughts? A group of players with maxed Dragonites and Lapras have taken over about 30 gyms around my local area. Living in a pretty small town (c. 9000) with 7 gyms and most players can't really challenge these guys. Yesterday I was travelling through some of the local villages and towns and realized they had taken over these too. There used to be a great dynamic in town with gyms changing hands throughout the day and good, friendly rivalries really getting everyone involved. Now everyone is getting fed up with this and not playing PoGO as much anymore. It's pretty sad to see, any thoughts or suggestions from the Silph Road community? Cheers guys!","A 1600-ish Pokemon can take down pretty much anything, so I dont get the problem besides being jelly not having an equally strong Pokemon really." +Short student film about abuse,Plot twist: it was the pizza delivery guy +"I must have missed the part where it came out that Trump was anti-birth control. There have certainly been republicans with that position, most of them didn't want the government paying for it. Then you have idiots like Santorum but that seems more like an outlier.","Outlier, right..." +"I was sure it was gonna be Paveling book, lol. Instead we got the memiest Thijs moment.",Idk what you're talking about that's a Kolento clip +Case brother!,The Elite version was announced a month after I built this rig :( +That poor kid :( If I could I'd send him cookies.,"From what I've heard, Muslims aren't allowed to eat cookies." +Jesus is the camera guy trying to get the cops over here to shoot this guy? Screaming this guy's threatening people and has a gun is a good way to get someone murdered.,"Yeah, cameraman needs to be charged with endangering an unarmed man's life." +Amazon patents show flying warehouses that send delivery drones to your door,r/titlegore +Make my day a little bit worse,Not sure whether to make a gay or lesbian joke. +Upcoming Balance Update,"Am I the only one feels that every time if there a nazeebo in a patch notes, there gonna be a gargantuan number nerfs?" +Thank you so much for posting this! The intro especially is very cute. I love the dynamic between the VAs and look forward to seeing the sibling relationship in-game.,It was interesting that they both had different experiences when it came to auditioning. +My uncle just got me this old ATI video card from '08. Now it's a matter of finding appropriate hardware for it so it won't bottleneck.,Q6600 8 gigs ddr2 +"Also, wrong use of aka",What is wrong with saying also known as for you gamers? +Funny how Trump became public enemy #1 just happened to coincide with CTR's announcement that they just received an additional $5 M in funding. And also funny how not even one negative Hillary post pops up.,"No you're wrong, everyone on politics decided that Hillary was their queen and that Donald was going to lead to nuclear armageddon." +"I don't think rules change but the subreddit definitely will. Shitposts will start first and in a week or so you'll see speculative posts on next season pop up ever more frequently followed by even more shitposts. Every parcel of news will be argued over, reposted and argued over again and by the time you're strongly considering unsubbing it'll hopefully be time for the pre-season tests.",Dark times ahead +"As most Americans are asleep for the next few hours, this will be the last chance for the rest of the world to use reddit in peace for a while.",I'm ready to vote in Pittsburgh because there's an election today if you haven't heard. +I'm pretty sure in that situation you sell out to stop White. Carroll probably figured that the extra other player would help move the line more than Bush would.,Did you not watch the USC/Notre Dame game that year? +Praise Kek,buy pepe +What I've learned from this election is people will believe anything. There are so many things about both Trump and Clinton that millions of people think are fact that are so twisted and taken out of context but will argue to their death about. The media controls us.,Not anymore they don't. +"Lime-green, silver and black... That actually sounds very nice! Only problem is that the keyboard isn't RBG so I'm stuck with blue :( Gonna experiment some when i replace it though! Thanks!","You could try gluing a green filter onto the keyboard, but i dont know much about that." +UFC 205: Inside The Octagon - Strawweights and Middleweights,"Yeah guys Tony just suddlnly started having fun in the second round, I guess he just figured RDA out." +"To summarise this episode: They are playing Tekkadan like a fucking fiddle! * The showdown between Arbrau and the SAU is in Balfour Plain, sparked by an SAU recon plane getting pwned by Ahab Reactors of the ADF's Hloekk Grazes in hiding. The SAU have their noobish defence force, backed up by 'Horn garrisons and even the White Elephant Fleet. Arbrau have their equally noobish defence force, the outmanned Tekkadan, and Mossa's MS team. * This attrition warfare has lasted for two weeks, and the Arbrau forces are feeling the strain. Even Takaki feels something is amiss with this border conflict. Cue OP. * Aston, in a Landman Rodi, watched a fellow pilot get pwned by a Graze, so he went berserk on the assailant. Meanwhile, Lord McGillis observed the battle from afar. His retinue didn't expect the conflict to be so hard-fought and drawn out. But the Genius Elusive Shadow picked up on Arbrau's restrained tactics to deliberately keep a stalemate instead of going all-out and decide the victor right away, especially in using Tekkadan like puppets. * Despite incoming enemy reinforcements, Aston retreated, promisig to retrieve his fallen brother in arms. Meanwhile, an ADF MW became a loose cannon and charged onwards. A Tekkadan MW tried to stop him, only to get thanklessly pwned. * At daybreak, Takaki just bagged up their 12th fallen. Billy Mays walked in to press 'F' for the fallen and offer some rations. He sure gave Takaki and Aston some good figurative petting with the You boys did great, despite the situation talk and stuff before leaving. All part of the plan... * At camp, the tired boys sighed at how they lost track of time and forgot what the war was for. Takaki unwittingly did Mossa's bidding of holding the carrot on a stick at the boys, telling them to hang in there. Later, he admitted he also felt as lost as the boys. Just then, Takaki received another deployment order from Captain Billy Mays--Wait, **Captain**?! Oh, because Mossa was the one calling the shots and all, huh? OK... * Meanwhile, Gokaiger Yellow was pestering Megaranger Blue who was working on his Gundam equipped with a unique system. She then went on about her Senpai and Rustal-sama before calling Darth Vidar's identity into question. You may share Gaelio's voice for whatever reason, but who are you really? * Meanwhile again, Space Nils gloated about how everything is going to Lord Elion's plan, especially with Lord Fareed steadily losing Prestige and gaining opinion maluses. For Lord Elion, the real MVP is Billy Mays for keeping his plot so fun to track. * En route to the AO, Takaki spaced out about the point of the battle when Aston took point and spotted an SAU blockade. He wastd no time to try and go to town on the enemy. * Even as the Hotarubi drew closer to Earth, Eugene grumbled about the ongoing comms blackout. News feed was all they got to keep posted on the boys on Earth. But Big Boss knows he can rely on his boys on Earth and on the way to Earth to prepare themselves. * While Lafter and Azee watched Guts pump iron, the newbies wondered why the air wasn't so tense despite rushing to Earth. As Kudelia also sighed about the comms blackout, Hush appeared to Mika to report. He has done his Shiden sims, his Shiden tuning, and even his work out. Mika instructed his wingman to rest up while he can, because he probably ain't getting any on arrival. * Eugune then followed up with a rousing speech comparable to Orga's. He's just aping Orga, Mika remarked, annoying the Deputy Boss. Akihiro hoped his boys would hold on a bit longer. Cue interim. * After school, Fuka visited Chad in Edmonton General Hospital. He's been in a medical nanomachine (son!) for so long, still unconscious. The nurse assured the slower healing process only means he'll get a lot better afterwards. While she's doing her homework at home, she wondered how her brother was doing out there. * Takaki's MW convoy were under heavy fire, in fact losing two brothers. The Tekkadan MS were about to sortie when Mossa's Geirail launched ahead. An SAU Hexa Frame Gilda got a bead on Takaki when the Geirail came to save the day. Billy Mays sure shot the hell out of that MS for good measure. Once again, Mossa played his give doggy a treat card on Takaki. * The Hotarubi have arrived at the Jutland 1 spaceport and the Martian boys finally got to see Terra. But the veterans knew they should've made Earthfall by then. Eugene was rightfully pissed with bureaucracy denying them a landing shuttle. In that case, he got just the plan to get to Earth... * Radish reported to Billy Mays that the Hotarubi has buggered off. Ratdice was even impressed Mossa got the Tekkadan mutts on his leash. He's apparently taken a particular interest in Aston. * During their bout of insomnia, Takaki and Aston talked about how they're perceiving the war. And the former disapproves of the latter resigning to his imminent demise in battle. He's even sure Galan will get them all home soon. *sigh* Poor boy... * After a month of stalemate, McGillis decided to sortie in his Graze Ritter. An unexpected move for Billy Mays. Time to rouse the boys for the final battle! Even Takaki went to pilot a MS. If only he knew sooner that he had been dancing to Galan's fiddle tune. Cue ED. * The preview for next episode is brought to you by Guts mid-workout. From what we see, the Hotarubi indeed landed on Earth. I mean, of course. I just wonder if McCK will get his turn to turn the tables on Rustal in their game of intrigue where everyone is just a chess piece. Will we also see a 2nd Calamity War on the horizon?",Is there any chance that the Char clone is Gaelio and Ein in one body? +You both seem like douchebags.,You seem like a pussy +Until they find this comment,wouldnt matter anyway way past statutory limits +fewer tigers,Maybe the tigers got fat too +Fascinating.,Ash *did* make the Reaper more effective! +Ivan Stepanovich Marchuk - In Our Yard,Are those dead fish? +"How do you think Heather Dubrow would fare as a Real Housewife of Beverly Hills? I've seen this discussed here, but never as a separate post, so feel free to delete if this post is redundant. I'm watching WWHL with Lisa Vanderpump right now and she just cringed at the clip Andy showed of the OC girls describing Tamra's department store Kelly push. I feel like a lot of us can agree that Heather would rather be on RHOBH than OC. If she somehow was able to make a move to the more fancy pants show, how would she fare? What alliances would she make? Who would put her in her place?",I think the BH ladies would all say that she's new money and think she's tacky pants. +It means: CHUMBAWUMBA POTO SOLO CUP HOHOHO.,I'm even more confused now. +Are you literally retarded? Where's my smart pedes at?,"Yes, and I'm literally shaking because of how much your post triggered me" +Well we finally have a US president with the temperament of Civ 6 AI.,Its this kind of attitude from 'intellectuals' that common people feel disenfranchised enough to vote for him. +Didn't you ask for a billion isk loan from me five minutes ago? :thinking:,Loan application: #DENIED +What if you are a rectangle?,"BE THERE OR BE A CIRCLE, WAIT" +INB4 Corsair steals this for their own website,And it's gone... +No shame. No guilt.,No brains either clearly +Born in the 80's?,End of them +"Seriously if people choose Football over voting then so fucking be it, those guys have their priorities made up for them.",But have you watched football? +"No no, she HATED Time Travel lol. Captain Janeway: Time travel. Since my first day on the job as a Starfleet captain I swore I'd never let myself get caught in one of these godforsaken paradoxes - the future is the past, the past is the future, it all gives me a headache.",tell that to the borg. +Fuck this Sanders traitor,Just like Sanders himself! +"Oh fuck off with this already. This is a hockey forum, some of us actually want to talk about hockey, not just be a smart ass on the internet.","I get pissed at the same thing man, don't worry." +Is it the EU's fault?,What else? +"Assuming it's Halal, yes.",Which is a bad assumption to make in most cases. +Greek Polls: Gap Between New Democracy-SYRIZA Widens by 15%,Stop shitposting and go vote. +"You really shouldn't vote for Hillary until you have dived into one of the many forums that are discussing what was found in the emails ( no I'm not talking about what CNN told you ). It's really crazy stuff, will make you wonder why anyone would ever vote for Hillary after seeing the truth of the situation.","Yeah, people should really indulge in all the crazy conspiracy theories, supported by mountains of conjecture from solitary out-of-context emails before they vote for Clinton." +The Bachelorette Canada Finale Discussion. Eeeeee,Wtf with the canned crowd noise +Selling 600k for $10/100k - Tax Covered - Paypal Only,Im interested +Did they do this for the Sox?,What are the Six? +Crooked Hillary lost.,True. +What kind of stupid racist drivel is that?,It's as stupid as thinking trumps tax plan will net you anything. +Legitimately uncounterable,*legiterally +"One of my friends was blocked by him long ago, like before I met him. One day about two years ago (after we became friends) he got pissed off at one of Jack Curry's stats on the post game and tweeted that he was a chicken fucker. And I thought you know what, Jack Curry should know what people are saying about him. So I quoted the tweet and @ed him aaaaand then he blocked me. Tl;dr Jack Curry literally shot the messenger",lmao +What would be a genuinely surprising thing to find inside a Kinder surprise?,The spannish inquizition +"4:3 is standard. When you are shooting in 16:9, the camera is cropping the image so you get less pixels.",Thanks dude! +What's a slight peel in this context?,What's an Iwatch in this context? +"One of the major problems facing scientific studies of weight loss techniques is non-compliance. Changing your lifestyle is hard and a certain portion of your participants are going to give up, corrupting your data. Well, at 40 lbs down and 65 more to go I said to myself, I've proven that I can stick to a diet plan and I intend to lose more weight anyway. Let's sign up for a study. For Science! But wait! Science doesn't want me. I used a study finder to search for things going on in my area and after filtering out the bariatric surgeries (no thanks) all of the studies have three conflicting requirements: a BMI of 30 to 40, a willingness to restrict caloric intake, and no significant weight loss or gain in the last 6 months. So you need to be overweight, capable of sticking to a reasonable diet, but simply have chosen not to. Science, where are you finding these slightly chubby unicorns?",Only one thing for it - bulk up to BMI 35 and wait another six months. +Why is it happening?,Someone got hold of a red magic marker. +Kim Jong Il delivering himself at birth sounds pretty farfetched,You have been banned from r/pingpong +"I've not had a console for 8 years. I had 360. I noticed the ps4 sells more, is PlayStation better now?",but no mods for bethesda games +After this election I will never ridicule conspiracy theorists again,"We can still ridicule people who unironically believe chemtrails are real, right?" +Hidden Camo Thread Any info on a Hidden Camo after Regal? i have one more gun left in the snipers until Regal :),Wow how did you do it that fast? +"Favorite game so far this season? Mine has to be week 3 when we beat the Giants in their own house. This game had everything. A big return by Crowder, a big hit/forced fumble on Eli, Noman/Beckham antics, deep balls to DJax, Dunbar picks Eli off in the endzone AGAIN, Reed breaks three tackles for a 1st down, the fake punt, and Cravens gets a pick to win the game. What more could you want?",*the Bengals game* +On MAC: 12.5.1.21,If that's all failed I suggest calling them back +Bill Reel from Mormon discussion Podcast.... nice to meet ya,"...nice to meet you, tone is hard to read when you aren't familiar." +"Ok, but like for real... I know trump doesn't take office until January, and Obama is the current president, but how can we blame this on Trump? Or... this is gonna sound crazy, we take the time to learn about the case in particular, the jurisprudence of the issues, and why the judge decided to rule as such... but I'm not gonna lie that is a shit ton of work... so yeah... shit","The short version is it's not the President's job to do this, which is correct but enraging to Democrats (until Trump is President)" +"We know about all the movies that make you cry tears of sadness... But how about movies that make you cry tears of happiness/joy? The two that come immediately to my head are: the ending of **The Pursuit of Happyness**, when Smith is finally awarded the full-time job. His choked up reaction in the office and subsequent moment of relief out in the New York streets never fails to get me misty. Another one would be the ending of **127 Hours**, Franco's loud cry for help when the people finally spot him. Mixed with that music... Shit. What are some of your happy cry movies?",The ending of Homeward Bound. +Guilty until proven innocent... And you guys claim to be the real Americans,How can we prove her innocense if no is willing to take her to court? +The fake news this subreddit consumes is massive and unimpeded. Sanders said nothing about thin-skinned white racists.,"Lol no one reads the articles, no fake news is consumed." +"If Trump wins, the DNC will be almost fully to blame for their collusion to nominate a corrupt, cheating candidate. HRC is the least popular candidate in the history of the Democratic party and should loose for stealing the primary. The lesson here should be one that helps to preserve our democracy. If you steal your primary from the candidate that actually deserved to win, then you ought to lose in the general.",But it's her turn and she's a woman! +"You mean like the tolerant liberal trash who spraypaint Trump supporter cars, or firebomb the SC Repulican HQ? Those kind of people?",It was North Carolina and nobody was caught so it's not confirmed who actually did it. +Your life as a teacher *will* be a affected...,Your life as a teacher either will or will not be affected... +"Then there is no reasons to ever go to the voting screen anymore. I approve this, make it so!",Apart from voting obviously. +Masculinity in Steven Universe: A Matter of GEMder?,Nice title +Isn't that like... the first actual swear of the entire show? Damn doesn't count.,I'm 110% Sure it is +Dat input lag due to not having a lagless monitor,"Still, TN laptop screens aren't too bad, at least compared to IPS ones lmao" +I live in New Orleans and Im offended by this ^^passport ^^down ^^here ^^and ^^try ^^this ^^line ^^..... ^^for ^^science,Well aren't we a special little snowflake +r/hentai though...,"You have good taste, Centipede" +"That could have happened in either of the Battle of the Block, or Roadkill seasons as well. BBOTT is not that unique.",Shh..don't tell people the truth. +"Heard a friend talking about csgo, checked if the game is still as aids as before (the reason I quit cuz of bad community experience) so I checked the reddit if its still like that. And yes it is so I'll just refrain from csgo","I say, if you play with friends its a much better experience, Just the playerbase is toxic, Thats the only bad part - mostly.." +Dog to the rescue!!!,"Like 50% of the videos on youtube of people playing around in their house, some dog jumps in and ruins everything!" +Aesthetically speaking,"Of course it's cool looking, that's why Hitler stole it." +Democracy Election I wonder if he'll beat the 99% mandate the democratically elected government of North Korea has.,"North korea has a 100% mandate, they offer only one option and you are arrested for not choosing it." +"Bing-watched Survivor:Fiji (Opinions - Spoiler-ish) Yesterday I started to watch Survivor Fiji (It was my first time actually, I knew the major events like Edgardo blindside, the winner and boot order,though) I almost finished it but I fell asleep during the finale so I finished it today. I want to post my opinions about the season. First of all, I think Fiji is really high-spirited season. During the run, I had smile on my face the whole time. I think It is because of the people that was on the season. The opening: I LOVE the beginning. 19 people lived on same island for 3 days, I have never seen something like that before on Survivor? It was really amazing and I loved how clueless they were. Its a shame they have never done something like that after but at the same time It gives to Fiji a very unique tone. The Have/Have-not twist: You know from what I heard, I really thought It was gonna be much more miserable but I didn't think It was as bad as people say. Yeah it must be really hard to be Ravu, but at least they (production) tried to balance it out with the challenges. The challenges until the merge was not really physical It was more mental and strategy oriented. Some will say but food deprivation also has an effect on mentality and I agree but I think It was more about Ravu's poor strategy on challenges. They came close a couple of times and they blew it. I don't think they should repeat the twist, what I am trying to say is I expected more horrible thing form what I heard beforehand, you know. (It was only very unfair to Sylvia) The twist that screwed Michelle: Again, I am not mad at the twist. It was def not against one person, Michelle just got a really bad luck. This is the nature of the game nowadays, so watching it with modern survivor day mentality, It did not bother me at all. Poor Michelle tho. I would not want to be in her shoes. They should have sent these five to exile and let them strategize for a couple hours imo. Side note, I could not stop about thinking the whole gang-bang thing whenever I saw Michelle lol. What do you think happened? Do you think It is real? If so damn Michelle, at least have a decency to bang Boo, who I think was the cutest male in this season. The fall of Horseman: It is interesting how people pinpoint it on Edgardo blindside. They did a lot of mistakes pre-merge. First they should have got rid of Cassandra instead of Lilliana. Lil would be a loyal solider. What the hell were they thinking? Second, after the tribe swap they should have got rid of Dreamz instead of Lisi. I know Lisi was a flip-flop but she really liked/cared for Ed and Alex and would not quit and screw them in the future. Most importantly, Lisi had a great shot to pull Stacy back with them. Plus she would be a perfect goat. They literally set themselves up for a failure. However, AGAIN I dont think they were as bad people as people say. I mean the only thing that was very mean that they did was Alex's FTC speech. It was very rude to Cassandra and what he asked to her was so pointless lol. Cassandra did not even vote out Stacy. (P.S. I love how Stacy turned from a hating mean person, to a UTR hero and best buddies with Cassandra. I really like her LOL) Idols: It was amazing how It took them 6-8 clues to find the idol and all clues were basically same LOL. I thought last clue would be like ''Damn you suck here is the idol'' . I thought It was better than modern area because It took work and determination. They pinpoint where the idol is nowadays and Its kinda boring. Yau-Man and Earl friendship is TOTALLY friendship goals. I adored them so much. Earl is really as great person/player as some people say and he is very underrated winner. I want him to back but only if he is the same person he was on Fiji. (charismatic, very funny but strategic) If not please do not ruin your legacy Earl. Fiji might be really boring to watch week to week when it aired, but It is one of the greatest season to bing-watch. I highly recommend it, esp If you are having a boring weekend like myself. FINAL WORDS. Fiji is a very very unique season. I know It is not a top-tier season but It is not as bad as some think.In my opinion, Mid-school survivor seasons are the best..","Great recap, I finished watching every single season for the first time in August and now I'm starting my first rewatch of a few seasons - Cagayan ( it was my first season ), currently I'm on Borneo and hopefully I'll get around to rewatch all the seasons." +He surrounds himself with racists. He retweets racists. He fills his speeches with classic dog whistle racist comments.,But how is that racist? +Thank you. I was about to make a comment because I missed the joke,You're welcome. +What are the chances of blacklist becoming backwards compatible... I would literally be so happy if it were.,I'm assuming you're talking about splinter cell: blacklist and i really hope it doesn't become BC because that game was about as enjoyable as sticking my head in an oven +Triss as Yenefer for Halloween by koffeya,"Well, she was always eager to replace Yennefer in any way." +Fuckin god fuckin damn it iv been trying to get one forever now..............................,Yeah it went quickly +catman scares me please send help,This is more r/autistic like. +Come to California.,"California is so expensive to live in, though." +Looks dope man,"Thanks bud, I appreciate it!" +"I've never played this game, is that the dying animation at the end of the gif? That looks like a really bad animation to me for some reason.","The games is 4 years old after all, peoples computers are having a hard time running this game so adding ragdoll-physics or something similar would make it even worse." +"If you could rename planet Earth, what name would you pick?",Bob +"Fuck it Reddit, here I am. If I voted in the deep blue state of NY, you all better get out and make a difference! Vote!",We are gonna make NY red again! +I have no problem with drug users or pushers being killed.,Yeah they're supporting pushers pushing it to more people though which strengthens every other aspect of their organization sooo you're a godless immoral being. +"The world is a slightly less sad place for me now, because I know this cat organ exists. How did I live for so long without this?","this is now my favorite thing in the world, ever." +"This photo by Joel-Peter Witkin, using an actual corpse.",That's one very pronounced rib-cage. +David Carr down in field telling teammates It's broke.,Worst championship day ever. +Very doable. I agree. XDA makes that shit happen on a daily basis.,"At the expense of the camera, sure." +Trump gets booed at his polling station,But it's the crowds! +Crosswalk button was super effective,"two words, neodymium magnet" +Also who comes to Reddit? We're all ingame slowly wasting our life away.,You are here right now. +If you're finding this type of people then you're stuck on really shitty mmr.,im playing with people around 4400-5000 right now. +Who does tony place his Bets with? For example when he drops 100k in Chasing It. Just a little thing I'm curious about. Maybe a bookie in one of the New York families?,"If memory serves, he usually loses it in the casinos or the racetrack, no?" +Florida here: voted for Jill a few days ago. My Trump friends said its a vote for Hillary and my Hillary friends said its a vote for Trump.,3 votes for the price of one! +"The fraud in the Food Stamp program is systemic. Worse, it's been a vote buy for the Democrat party just like other entitlement program designed to keep people poor and dependent upon government. We need better enforcement, means testing, drug testing, alcohol testing and tobacco testing for recipients otherwise the working class are subsidizing these bad habits for the non-working class. And this post will be removed as 'off topic' by the mods as it does not advance liberal politics.",Who are you mad at? +I've sent many things to the wrong place before. What might seem stupid is easy for some people to do. I always forget to add my unit number to my address. It's hard for ADHD kids to pay attention to address details.,So we agree? +"Those poor bastards in SD. KO will be mad he missed a game. MEJ **could** get some snaps, and I'm sure he'll have something to prove. Carr is going to throw for like 450+ yards, and King is going to have to dance on the sidelines because the offense will ensure he's only on the field to hold for extra points.",I hope you're right. +"Whether the FBI is corrupt or she really is innocent (no intent, but committed the crime), I'm just bothered by the fact that for so long she was mishandling classified information and claims to not realize she was doing anything wrong, despite people coming out saying she was warned multiple times.. and no one cares.",Why do you hate women? +"I'm going to to against the grain here and say hold it. It would be different if you had bought it as a single, but since you pulled it from a pack, it seems like it doesn't cost you much to hang on to it for at least a year or two and see where it goes. I'm betting it's not going to go lower, but it could have reasonable upside.",Whether you pulled a card or bought a card is irrelevant to whether you should hold or sell it. +First look at the Emoji movie...,God is dead and we killed him +Is his name Bob by any chance?,"No, it's Vladimir." +"######First Lesson of Memes Every meme must reference, serious or silly, at least two of the following: 1. Care: cherishing and protecting others; opposite of harm. 1. Fairness or proportionality: rendering justice according to shared rules; opposite of cheating. 1. Liberty: the loathing of tyranny; opposite of oppression. 1. Loyalty or ingroup: standing with your group, family, nation; opposite of betrayal. 1. Authority or respect: obeying tradition and legitimate authority; opposite of subversion. 1. Sanctity or purity: abhorrence for disgusting things, foods, actions; opposite of degradation. If you do not, then the viewer will not feel emotionally connected enough to spread, upvote, or laugh about it. There is a theory that politically liberals only understand the first two. This means they respond emotionally to any two of the five, but can only create using the first two. If a liberal makes a meme with the first two, it will spread. However if it violates any of others every non-liberal will hate the meme and it will not spread. If a non-liberal makes a meme, it will spread. However liberals may feel odd about it as they don't have any principles to logically understand why they respond to it, they will however spread the meme. #USE THIS KNOWLEDGE RESPONSIBLY",I see you are from the Haidtian School of Esoteric Memetics. +holy shit ive never seen the full pic before,It's so high res. +Someone tell that dude with the fro to stop man-spreading!,"Close your legs, Tan!" +Russian Seppuku,\*Sudoku +The moment you realize you chose the wrong server....,Oh shit... That's my server -_- +Could you say no to this face?,Absolutely. +"i used to feel self conscious about my receding (receded?) hairline, and balding crown, until i realised it was my ugly as fuck face i should be concerned about.",So did you opt for plastic surgery instead of a hair transplant then? +Unless the wizard put an intelligent construct or something that monitors the system.,If it's intelligent then it can be confused with mind games. +are you his ghost writer,"I'm not totally sure what you meant with that comment cause I'm dumb, but that's from his verse in No Problems" +"Is it me or would a biopic on Bobby and Steve's life be amazing. I literally have never seen a film about Asian Americans let alone one that avoids cliche. From wrestling, drug abuse, sexual encounters, to abuse and being beaten by the electric piano to comedy there's so much there.",This is a job for Harmony Korine! +Or the Avalanche as a Nordiques fan.,Or the Rams as a Rams fan. +That's unfortunately not how an intelligent REGEX check works.,You forgot the +It could have been handled at the local level by a beat cop. You stated that the police should have been called These two are not the same. Nice try though.,TIL a cop is not the police. +Clinton Voters in a nutshell,"Correction, voters in a nutshell" +Whoah there,It's high noon +"Worst LPT ever. Every LPT that discusses water as a cure-all, is a shit show.",DRINK WATER TO BECOME MORE OPTIMISTIC AND TO STOP PROJECTING YOUR NEGATIVITY ON REDDIT. +Do you know if there is a website or place where they rate the different trinkets for prot warrior? I have like 4 trinkets and i have no clue which ones are valued higher.,Do you have discord? +Jason and Jozea OVER THE TOP,Super disappointed the returning houseguest is gonna be one of them. +How many teams really rebuild in the top 10 same teams seem to be there yearly. See bucs browns jags Titans. Just my two cents.,The Colts needed just one pick. +Instant replay and red cards for fakers would end this crap.,Knowing FIFA these things will probably be introduced sometime around 2060... +Is Reddit beginning to lean more left? It seems like a few anti-capitalist subs have been hitting r/all lately. Should we ride this momentum continue to agitate and normalize anti-capitalist sentiment?,God I hope so! +What is the biggest waste of potential that you have ever seen?,Myself. +"Nope, didnt say that at all",You implied it. +Her lips look like the batman symbol,except... they don't? +"Someone please sell me iP6/5s with saved 8.3 blobs, please!",I have an 5s running 8.4 at the moment. +"My friend got a legendary chest but was mad about it My friend recently got a legendary chest. He already had Sparky, Princess, and Lava Hound. He got very mad and said I can't believe I'm so unlucky when he got a 2nd princess in the chest. You know your friend is spoiled when that happens.",unfriend him +"81 year-old today, Alain Delon",He's impossibly cool in Le Samourai. +Made my lunch last night. Grabbed the wrong tupperware this morning.,As someone who grew up on raw chicken wings... *HNNNNNGGGGGGG......* +Because Demonbolt got hit with a nerf twice so....,"Yes, Demonbolt was nerfed before BRF came out." +What's the toughest Would you rather question you've ever heard?,Would you see your birth or conception video? +You have so little time to react by the time you know what's going on.,Ori shows up with her ball MIA and she has a Shaco on her team so what else could possibly be going on besides them about to fuck you with no lube +Could I take my current hard drive and put it into a new PC without losing windows activation or any of my games?,This is why you partition your drive people and especially if you have only one drive. +"The bee of course, flies anyway...",Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. +Killer ~~Clown~~ Queen,has already touched that doorknob +"Not even the US operates on such unequal balances of trust. She ***absolutely*** owed me a reason if she wanted a friendship. Repeating this doesn't make you more convincing. It just shows how insane you are. The fundamental truth here is, we have a difference of opinion.","Yes, you're right, how dare she think she could just have your friendship without a proper explanation of why she doesn't want to be romantically entwined with you" +Of course it's about percentages. Everything is about numbers in the end.,sound reasoning +"Big Brother Over the Top - Wednesday Night Live Event Discussion - October 26 2016 On the live feeds tonight, beginning at 10p EDT/7p PDT, we will have a one hour recap of the past week. At 11p EDT/10p PDT, We will have a live eviction. If it's anything like last week, it will be very productionless and the HG will fill in for most of Julie's usual role. Starting at midnight/ 9pPDT, an HOH competition will be played. During the eviction, your best bet is to watch the Quad View. Who will be evicted? How will the votes fall? What awkward moment will we get from the live eviction? How about the weird 30 min of nothing after that and before HOH? Who will be crowned? Discuss all that and whatever else below.",Hearing production talk is so bizarre +I like OP more thougj,OP fanboy confirmej. +Hard pass.,You will regret it! +"Nail art isn't too common on this sub, but I thought you guys might like this. Happy hunting!","Wow I want those too, I wish you could do my nails!" +tare is dipping sauce in Japanese cooking. Joke went over a lot of heads.,Tare is also when you zero a balance for weight. +"I suppose they can be allowed to vote, too. I'm more concerned with making sure felons are allowed to vote, though. somehow I don't think that quite as many people are trying to stop state legislators.",State legislators should be the ones to pick the president +"He's going to be a candidate for 2nd, but most likely he's going to be either a backup or a platoon player. Obviously if Wright goes down he shifts to 3rd",Then what is Flores? +Rudy Giuliani: We cannot let blacks and Hispanics decide this election. This racist brain-dead motherfucker is voting. Are you??,I think he forgot we're all Americans? +Poll: Which headband are you copping?,gosh darn resellers +You must be a fag if you drink HOMOgenized milk!,All humans assigned as female are lesbians cause they come out of the womb sucking tits. +My character has had this bruise for ages and its not makeup. Bug?,Prolly from the first day of online you got socked at level 1 and never recovered. +"It's in Croatian, was only ment for OP to reply to, amigo!","To nije hrvatski, to je srpski" +ITT: People that hate the government interfering in their privacy but are totally okay with the government trashing civil rights to stop terrorism. The cognitive dissonance is real.,Fascism is real and Trump is the leader of fascist America. +"Ok, but can I place early bets on: No wall ISIS thriving Inner city crime continuing unabated Not a single manufacturing job returning to the rust belt GDP growth falling And Unemployment rising?",But...he promised. +How is that racist? - Trump supporters,Black man's fault for being there. +Do something good to the world,Is that $25 statistic right? +"it is obvious but it really needs emphasis. at the port of my city, there are about 50 spawn spots, its a small area, it is like a pokemon party, there pokemon ALL OVER the place, visiting it ar random times. still, finding a dratini is rare and i dont even hunt for it, i am going there for water pokemon. he needs to know how HARD it is to find a dratini, unless u find a dratini nest i guess.",Dratini nests don't exist anymore :( +They fucking left pigeons to die! What more proof do you need?,"That's not proof that they intended or meant to do it, just that it happened." +Then who was phone?!,Not like theees... +Rotating your character during customization Just a minor thing but I miss being able to rotate your character to see how their armor looks when you customize their outfit.,Kinda hard to look at my new FTL helmet when he won't fucking look at me :( +"Acting like they don't vote because they're just too sick of the two-party politics and are above that. You know, like, I just can't bother because the presidential candidates don't matter. Cool, you've never seen a ballot. Or are we just going to pretend like your municipality taking out a half billion in bonds doesn't matter? Or your parcel taxes or the local sales tax? You've never had an important local election? And if you live in a state with voter initiatives...well how can you say your vote doesn't matter?","Yeah, because the only logical conclusion to not wanting to be involved in the shit-show that is politics is that they've never voted" +That's the joke?,That was an opportunity for the ol' reddit santaroo but you let it get away! +I've given in!,:D +Post Game Thread: Sabres @ Flyers Fuck the Shootout ODFUSOIFOSIDFS WE WON A SHOOTOUT,Mase worked on his 5-hole! +Lateralus,same with Aenima +Why is there so many arms,Mutants need dick too! +Plus all of FFXV lololololol,Don't forget Mass Effect: Witcher 3 +FEMALES MAKE MY PEEPEE FEEL GOOD,That picture of Peyote Manning was totally unexpected and unexpectedly arousing... +Wow you guys just can not get rid of swaggy can you?,"I mean, he's no KD." +"I totally missed the DD/MM/YY format. Well shit, I guess I was born on July 1st and not January 7th.",!RemindMe January 7th +I agree.,Seconded +You're In The Club And This Guy Slaps Your Girlfriend's Ass,is this before or after he calls me the n-word +"Well you will get as many vampires as you want and more in Transylvania. I would just push the CotSG story 100% and elbow your way on through, skipping anything else except for maybe those 2-step side missions that are along the way anyway.",The problem is that if I do that I get steamrolled in later missions due to being undergeared. +"Seriously, it makes no sense to ignore public statements from the president elect. Yeah, he's a thin skinned idiot who lashes out at anyone not kissing his ass enough or feeding his ego, but he's still the president elect. We have to know what he's doing and saying, no matter how fucking idiotic.","When you've got all the guns of the US military at your beck and call, you can be an idiot spouting nonsense and still be worth paying attention to" +I play with a bunch of older people. A couple younger than me (28). I am pretty surprised most of the people in my league can use a computer/phone to play at all. Highly doubt they use reddit or this sub.,Define older. +Has Huawei removed the protected apps option in emui 4(android 6)?,"Nope, they are now in the phone manager app, and not in settings anymore" +Thats fucked up Im EMOTIONAL it is a gang its a culture I AM EMO what do you mean Im emotional black veil brides suicide,Do you listen to Snowing? +Downloading iOS 10 beta,"Downloading/opening the profile directly in Safari on your iPhone should install it, what issue are you having?" +"Ya, the real question is if they're actually selling for that price.","I talked to them this afternoon, I'll update tomorrow." +"cc1, cc2, 3 cc3, and other items Offers",Trinity? +Sudowoodo.,"Name means Pseudo wood, meaning it's not wood" +No i can comprehend bunnyhat listen ok my best friend haf put me in the middle of this when i had no knowledge of what was going on at that moment in time,Bunnyhat? +One of the things that I actually like about win 10 is the auto grids that it does,"I'm pretty sure that was in Windows XP, maybe even earlier." +CCTV released of 'attempted abduction' of woman in Canberra suburb of Red Hill,Why did the other lady just keep playing pokemon on her phone like nothing was happening? +Hey,You Tryna go smoke again? +Oklahoma is never a key state. - signed Texas.,* signed Kevin Durant +He wasn't even touched!!!,If he wasn't even touched... who beat up the menacing black kid? +"Stormzy - shut up was a looped beat bro, took over the fuckin world too",Almost no one outside the UK knows who he is. +**E**,**T** +Oh ok that makes sense. The baby kind of looked like her though. Well now I know thanks.,That's racist. +When you make an alt to grind xmas sets and ypu get a konecny in the starter pack...,He's in like 95% of the starter teams... +"Well maybe just not as shitty, I mean that is pretty well one of the few good scenes",I liked Home Alone 2 :( +Look up Stefan Molyneux's video the truth about the crusades. He should have sources you are wanting linked in the description.,"Thanks a lot, appreciate it" +But now it shoots all of its feathers for arrows so it doesn't have the feathers to fly and it's pretty hard to fly when you're made of steel,Skarmory says otherwise. +Finally UA1 Solo! Autoheals OP!!!,reddit meta arena viable confirmed +"Ronove - Ragnarok Dragon vs Linthia So I have a... developing Ronove team: Ronove / Kaede / Sumire / A.Tsukuyomi (flex A.Freyja) / Urd / Ronove I know that flex slot should probably have either Linthia or Ragdrag in it, but I'm wondering how worthwhile it is to buy the dragon if I already have Linthia, and almost have her evolved, as I'm just missing the cocoon for Swallowtail. Ronove pretty much negates the bad effects from Linthia, and I'm not sure if I'd ever get Ragdrag evolved considering the materials needed. That said, I could buy him, but I'd be selling: D.Meta, R.Sonia, G.Sonia x2, B.Odin, L.Meta x2, Some dragon swordsmen. So, is Linthia fine, or should I really be shooting for the dragon?",In a nutshell: linthia better for ua2/ua3 bc vishnu and radardras ragdra better in all other dungeons with no god/dragons with damage absorbs +"Yeah, I'm not sure about all this heartburn, either. I think we're going to get down voted into oblivion but I'm not really upset the STs are getting a nice reward.","Yup, in this thread lots of people using the downvote button as the disagree button." +I would step away for a bit. All of our feelings are still fresh. Come back at him when he least expects it.,"I will probably draft something, and come back to it in a few days to make sure that I have completely thought it through." +What do people hope to achieve by telling people to go outside? Is it just supposed to be a snidey comment? Because that's how it comes across.,Going outside gives perspective. +Your username is hilarious.,one too many mia khalifa videos changes a man +Did anyone else see the live clip of Donald and his kids yelling at each other next to their car? Ivanka looked mad!,someone needs to link to this +I was made a few weeks ago by a middle age lady. Was loading a ladder into my suv not paying attention. As she passed by she pointed to my waist subtly and whispered careful with that widow maker bud and continued about her business.,"It can also be a widower maker, how dare she assume someone's gender!" +"the official policy is to immediately contact police in vandalism, but not rape... disgusting",Just goes to show what they value. +That's a 50/50 situation for me there. I think it depends on what beer I'm drinking (I don't like hard liquor). I haven't figured out which one makes me pee more often though.,"Technically whichever has more alcohol in it should, because alcohol is a diuretic." +"As someone who didn't vote for Obama, and never thought I'd be saying this, I'd totally re-elect him right now if I could. I don't agree with a lot of his politics but there's no denying that he's been an incredibly presidential president. He's on his game every time he comes into the public eye. The past 8 years we've seen him angry, we've seen him sad, and we've seen him goofing off with kids, but no matter what he always looks like a president. That's far more than I can say for the two morons we're being stuck with now.","I agree, president represents United States internationally, President Obama is an outstanding figure for this." +what the scariest thing you've seen on the internet??,Bearstein bears +You must defeat your 12 year old self in a game of their choosing. What game is it and how do you beat them?,"Monopoly, past me wouldn't stand a chance against current me" +And in 50/50,50/50 is my ultimate underrated movie. +Sedins will be like Jagr except they won't retire and comeback... they'll keep playing into their 50's.,Sedin Jagr Sedin line? +"Diseased dicks. Definitely. Maybe video links to infected abscess surgeries? (That's one of my hobbies but something I understand, from my husband and friends, is usually found repulsive and disgusting by most people). There are so many horrifying pictures on the internet. The only problem is that you'd have to see it too if you sent it? I'm not sure I thought this all the way through..... Sorry!","I look for pics on WTF Reddit to try and gross out my friend, problem is I gross myself out looking there." +"She got CA, that gave her a boost",That was expected though. +"I'm watching Sky News' stream, and some woman was complaining about Trump saying it's evil to abort A 9 MONTH FETUS. Thank fucking god he's about to clinch!!",**HISSS** RACIST! +I has a sad.,"oh no, that sucks!" +word B,Hur dur potato for the long post +Maybe I'll finally use the rainbow shell train station.,It's the technicolor aardvark. +"It's a very simple build and something different. My daughter built the one I had in my stash, thinking of replacing it.","Took me 3 hours to snap it together for my girlfriend, she loves it(but now wants the Beserker mode as well)" +Dude raped kids. fuck him and fuck you.,And free will doesn't exist so might as well reprogram the meat robot and get him to do something useful instead of wasting all the resources that kept it alive for so long. +Bye bye Pence,Love it +"How did you feel when your favourite ships got sunk? When I started reading about the trolls, I shipped Katnep SO HARD (and I still do), but when nepeta died I was like: noooooooooooooo.",Wasn't that ship sunk even earlier in one of the walkaround flashes were he straight up said the feelings were unrequited? +This is the only spoken word I've listened to that's really caught my attention.,yea because J. Ivy on Never Let Me Down isn't straight heat. +Maybe you shouldn't have put Saudi Arabia on the Human rights council you morons.,Money talks. +How is this dorm room set up guys?,That a sick wii u cover you have +Haha... another problem is I am a man,Gg +It's hard to admit to things that our government has hidden from us.,"I think he meant that governments should admit it, not regular citizens who didn't even know this was going on." +I refer you back to my previous comment.,"I can see where he's coming from, though." +What's your NBN Plan B?,"As someone who rents in a fttp zone I am not keen on ever having to move, I suppose a transition to a fttn network would be bearable, but there's no way I could ever go back to a subpar adsl connection" +"Might want to reconsider, they gave HRC over a 98% chance to win!",Well close enough +"If Trump wins this despite losing the popular vote, which may very well happen, this'll be the fifth election where that happens. All five losers would be Democrats.",#Rigged +RIP America,Replace 'emails' with 'because she is a woman' +GOATS,Do you think they'll take the Baitz? +Do we REALLY need a post-game thread AND a upvote party thread,Yes. +Thank you guys for all the love <3. I'll probably make for Reaper and Junkenstein soon !,omg plz reaper :D should i sub to your channel to see if u make more of these? +"Clay, Woods, and McCoy are expected. Powell had to beat his man on a slant, which is usually easy. It's not a bad playcall. Just a hell of a play by E.J. Gaines.","I agree it was a great play by the rams corner, just wish we targeted one of our playmakers in that situation." +Bought a gun yesterday. You've probably never seen one of these.,It doesn't look like anything to me. +He thinks the government turns frogs gay and subscribes to basically every conspiracy theory out there. It's not at all unreasonable.,...i want a gay frog +After electing it's first black president America decides to elect the guy who tried to impeach him based on his skin color. One step forward and two steps back. A sad day for this country,Not to mention also a guy who was endorsed by the KKK. +"Speak for yourself, I was euphoric.",wow are you a pro quote maker? +He cannot beat me on Smash Bros. He is like 4 already like get the fuck out of here,If he can't wavedash yet I think it's time to put him up for adoption +Bush too. 16 good years.,well there was that one bad thing that some people blame on bush... +So is Sorin still trapped in a rock? I may have missed something but the lore seems to make no mention of Sorin's fate. Is he just chillin' in a rock relieved that his plane is safe but slightly agitated for being part a ruined Doric facade?,Maybe he'll become a city landmark like Angelo +What do you guys think of my Karl Pilkington emblem?,It's nice I get to see this on the side of a 1918 vehicle +lotteries too!,So tax for the poor? +Australia ranked 6th most prosperous nation in the world by the Legatum Institute,Straya stronk! +"Future President Trump has two court dates in Nov and Dec, one of racketeering and one for child rape. Plenty of material to go on.",Pretty sure the child rape case has been dropped. +She has to be found guilty to receive a pardon.,"Wrong, On September 8, 1974, president of the United States Gerald Ford issued Proclamation 4311, which gave Richard Nixon a full and unconditional pardon for any crimes he might have committed against the United States" +Didn't they just buff every single lock spec?,Woohoo a 7% dps increase! +Let's hear it for two time loser and soon to be prison cell occupant HILLARY It's not technically illegal CLINTON,Silver lining of the night. +"Living in Colorado this is amazing to me. We don't have cable, only internet, and I've seen zero campaign ads.",Im hearing them on the radio. +Incredibly biased casters in NiP vs Vega Squadron,"2 things: 1; Vega are the underdog 2; F0rest, Xizt, GTR, and Friberg have never missed a major in CSGO, until maybe now" +Donald Trump va fi al 45-lea Presedinte al Statelor Unite ale Americii; Ce consecinte prevedeti pentru Romania?,Cum s-ar spune in popor: am belit belenghelu +"She claimed that she was on a 707 flight, and the reality was that they only operated 727s that year between NYC and Dallas. The inconsistencies point to her inability to remember details, not necessarily to whether or not they were on the same flight.",She's getting the clinton standard of required recollections. +does this ban them from having foreign workers?,"No, but it serves no purpose except to shame them for doing so far - it is a policy which purposefully exploits and reinforces xenophobia." +"I'm horribly sorry for thinking that Hilary was a better candidate and voting for her in the Primary, like the majority of Democrats did. The election was not rigged. The Democratic party did not want Bernie. That is not rigging, that is democracy.","The dnc leaked emails, dnc head dws forced to step down then Hillary gives her a cabinet seat, the podesta emails..." +"WE ACTUALLY HAVE AOES NOW IN THE GAME. A 6 AoE that can kill 1-3 Mana minions, #what a novel concept.",tbf it also kills a 0 mana 5/5 taunt +"You know, for the last year my anti-Americanism made me feel Americans deserve Trump and I want him to win to see your stupid faces. But now that's happened. It does nothing, there's nothing there. I was smug at first, but now, it's nothing. But... let this be a lesson of humility for you. America is not the greatest nation on earth. America is not some shining beacon of freedom and democracy. But, still despite all that, some of you are alright.","Well, the fact they've managed to elect an orange chimp is undeniable proof that the US is a nation of diversity, democracy and acceptance." +So proud to be an American tonight!,You dropped this +"I tried to give them to pet stores and everyone working there. I'm gonna try to keep them alive as long as possible but I don't have a tank anymore, just the bucket. Do you think a lake is better than the toilet? I know it sounds mean but idk what else to do and they won't live long in a bucket",Releasing fish into their non-native environment is never an acceptable solution. +Sensitive much?,"Oh, absolutely, darling." +"I knew he was going to win starting a couple of months ago when my front page had nothing but anti-Trump posts. And then every time I posted a comment that was not nice to Clinton, I'd get downvoted and attacked. Horrible horrible corruption of social media. People who support Hillary have no idea the oppression her Presidency would have entailed. To suppress the opinions of half the citizenry may feel good, but it's the stuff of civil war.",Because calling everyone whod don't support you a stupid cuck is not suppresing other opinions? +i forth this,I am too +Is that why Armageddon was a much better movie than The Core?,You are laughing but it is easier to train drillers. +"Willem verkozen tot nieuwe president van de VS, monarchie ingezet",Driewerf hoezee! +rustbell has taken over Tokyo,godzilla +How long after taking Adderall XR should I wait before doing blow?,24 hours +is this rape?,"Look at what he's wearing, he was clearly asking for it." +"I like Corona, please rip me apart.",Pacifico for life. +"Oh, sorry. That was all I saw mentioning financial support in the free sections of the research paper. Do you maybe have to buy it to view the funding info on it? Or do you know how to find the funding source beyond what they've stated or what u/imperatorhadrianus has said?",If you don't know who paid for the research you don't know how valid the 'results' are. +"Its cyber Monday! Anyone got suggestion for a good mouse? Need a good mouse for not just league, but other games as well. I play a variety of games from fps like csgo, to moba like league, so I need a mouse that can do all. I also don't want a mouse that is really complicated with a lot of buttons. Just two on the side is fine. Lastly, I have medium sized hands so not too large plz. Suggestions? thx",Steelseries Rival 300 is fucking fantastic +Eddie Alvarez explains exactly how he'll finish Conor McGregor at UFC 205,If he actually comes to stand and throw down with Conor he is going to get fucked up. +"I would give my left nut to see an ending where we see Nikoali get his wife back, i honestly think this would bring the community to tears.",Nikolai just hits me in the feels sometimes :( +I'm ready *Xbox can't screen shot the home screen btw*,insert spongebob i'm ready gif +"Wow, Benghazi and emails all in one post when the OP has nothing to do with it. That's impressive. I would say you can't insult veterans and military families, fabricate lies about people cheering on 9/11, and otherwise flip-flop a hundred times on every issue imaginable and become president, but here we are.","They were just one ACORN, or super predators away from my Rage Against Hillary BINGO sheet." +Will Trump's presidency have a big effect on player visas,I was about to answer but i realized that i have to go to sleep because i need to build a wall tomorrow . +"That's been the mantra of the republicans of congress for 8 years though. Anything Obama wanted was a no. They wouldn't even consider his Supreme Court nominee, who many on both sides had considered an extremely fair choice.","Well as long as both Reps and Dems burn the fucking country to the ground while pointing at each other, I guess it's alright" +Jimmy Fallon Under Fire For Tousling Donald Trump's Hair,It was hilarious and Clinton's idea +Does the knot get the adrenaline pumping?,It's pumping something alright +So fighting political correctness is more important than fighting climate change?,Priorities. +Well they're both somewhat right. The only reason we guys can do it so easily is because we drive with our cocks.,I wrap mine around the gear stick +How about we talk about the gender pay gap in modeling?,"Ok, what about the gender pay gap in modeling?" +"If I had any doubt before, now I know...","*Well, God let King Noah be king*" +OP's mom,"if you can pry the old bitch out of her casket she's all yours, flyboy." +"So after all the talk of a rigged system, it looks like it was actually rigged against the dems.",Right. +75 Day Reddit account. Lol talk to me when you actually make a post.,All his comments have been deleted but im gonna imagine that you shut him very well so congrats +"Well, they are exercising their right to free speech.",Amazing how much people want free speech until somebody says something they disagree with. +"Will the election mess with anything mtg-wise? Seeing as wotc is based in the us, will it affect anything in foreign markets?",Wall of Omens might spike - somebody's paying for those walls +"they absorb basically the same amount of light, a camera sensor is just more senstive",potayto potahto +"Haha, my Hillary friends are calling me a retard for ruining America. I love it!",Well thank goodness Trump is going to make it great again. +"Java Locks, return values and try/finally Ehy, I am using Java Locks to synchronize threads and I need to understand something. What is the best way to return from a method that uses locks to lock and needs to return a value? For example, say I have a bounded buffer and that consumer threads get the head of the list. I would do something like this: public Object get(){ try{ lock.lock(); while(list.size()==0){ // wait condition.await(); } Object retVal = list.getFirst(); return retVal; } catch (InterruptedException e) { // handle exception from await e.printStackTrace(); }finally{ lock.unlock(); } } But then, if an exception is caught, the return value is not specified. What is the best way to do this properly? Thank you very much",Usually you just want to rethrow the interrupted exception. +"*Technically* there is nothing wrong with it. There are just standard rules and guidelines most techs follow when balancing tires. The way I was taught (that some people might disagree with in one way or another) is that you never put more than 3.0oz MAX (still not suggested to do that much) on one side of a passenger tire, this tire has double that (each little square is 0.25oz). Also, I never stack weights, it just makes it easier for them to fall off the car. So the fact that this one wheel/tire combo means either the tire or wheel is defective someway or simply paired in the worst possible way. Regardless it should've been addressed, never shipped this way.",What would you do if the balancer calls for this much weight? +Shit this is me,"I'm the opposite, I end up browsing for an hour and just turn it off, because I don't know what I want to watch" +"2020 will go back to Dems IMO, as long as they're smart and elect a candidate who can get people excited and wanting to vote. Which very well could be Bernie if he's in good health, and pick someone younger as his VP since he'll be getting older and older.","Please, be Bernie." +Jim Beglin is just as bad. Both complete garbage.,Jim Beglin is actually really good... +Coming from a German perspective that is very usual and isn't really seen as anything special here.,"Finnish here, normal for us too." +Proper Fucked.,Fuckin' right dickered there boys +"Dang, that's crazy how it's advanced. I want to learn programming.",That's 3D Modeling... +"I cannot believe we lost this division while Brock Oswieler was throwing against us And Irsay saying no moves will be made is icing on the cake. Our team, and this division, are complete jokes","Seriously, this division should be yours to win tho..." +What is The Best horror movie of all time?,I''m going to say The Thing by John Carpenter +"Yeah, I'd vote for him too...",WRONG +"The human eye can only see max 32 bits anyway, maybe 33 at a push","Although it is possible to overstock to 35, tops." +"I saw a guy selling a motherboard and a gtx 750 that were ran over by a car and the card bent completely, no joke",I mean other than the irreparable damage to it it runs perfectly. +"What do you think the least talked about / most forgotten episode is from each season? My thoughts: 1A - Beach Party. I literally never see anyone talk about this episode. Mostly because nothing really stands out. 1B - Secret Team. Literally does anyone care about this episode... like.. at all? 2 - Historical Friction. An amusing, but ultimately forgettable episode that got lost in the annals of time. 3 - Steven vs. Amethyst. This one was a case of being sandwiched. It got massively overshadowed by Bismuth and onwards, and proceeded by Crack the Whip, the start of the Amethyst arc. 4 - Buddy's Book. Only 7 to choose from, and I feel this one wins.",Least talked about but definitely not forgotten is Say Uncle. +Novorossiya is for certain. Looking back it probably would have been for the best to not have the coup and just depose Yanukovych democratically. In hindsight Lithuanians look like geniuses for not trying to ask for Kaliningrad.,"Kaliningrad was offered to Lithuania at one point, but we declined due to the costs associated with rebuilding it." +"Finished IT and I have a question about the ending?*SPOILERS* So I just finished IT and I have a question for the readers of this sub. Am I the only one who thought it was weird that they have a gangbang at the end? Did I miss something? Was it just so they could be closer with each other? I'm being very serious about this, I just didn't get why? Was it to signify the ending of childhood? Just wondering what others thought","Yes, you are literally the only person who's ever mentioned that scene in the history of the book's publication." +"That's what sales are for, first they reduce the price, then increase it higher than before.",(It was a nice way of calling out a repost) +Hate to break it to you buddy but a majority of trumps supporters would probably like to turn your country into a crater.,"Yes, we voted for Trump to bomb MORE countries" +Proud of this Seige,Siege* +"How, especially after this election, can you be so confident about anything?","Because look at the polls, and he is literally Hitler, and racist and sexist and a rapist, and only racist xenophobes will vote for him and they are a small minority in this country!" +**NAME**,"Wow dude way to ruin it,,," +That hat actually looks pretty good on her,Still doesn't change the fact that she's a shitty philosopher. +What movie traumatized you as a kid but wasn't actually that terrifying?,Mirrormask +Hey it's only about half of Americans. The rest of us are a bit shocked and terrified.,"Less than half, even." +"Down 50% in physical sales but up in digital. You underestimate the amount of money supply drops bring in. Get a few youtubers to open a ton for their young fanbase, add in a parents card you have a goldmine. It's Pokemon cards but digital.",I just hope they use some of the money to upgrade their servers. +calling it a riot is a bit of a stretch as far as I know the only casualties were trash cans?,"Yeah why I threw riots in quotes kind of using that loosely there, but there was fighting, one girl I know came back with a black eye." +Don't disrespect harbambe idiot,You spelled our lord and savior's name wrong and you dare talk about disrespect? +My girlfriend got this pig on a whopper plopper at our local spot.,Looks like it has a broken jaw...or ripped lip +"Eh, they'll be irrelevant tomorrow night and they're sure as hell not going to sway the outcome in CA haha.",loool +"Seriously...North Dakota and Arkansas legalized medical marijuana before we did. WTF I know the signatures got thrown out here. But fuck, man.",Because we are now Kansas2.0 +Doing a backflip on stairs,**I meant frontflip please don't kill me** +kinda happy to be honest,"Let's not lower ourselves to Ukraine's level, shall we." +or we could just accept the result and try to work together..?,Ya because Republicans worked together with Democrats for the past 8 years +"ooooook, now go back eat your assburgers with a 2L coke",WTF? +"I not a big fan of Trump, but I do not support a criminal as president. I am neither happy nor upset at this result as there was no better alternative.",Well I guess murica doesn't have anything other than idiots and criminals then.. +Cleaning an aluminum chainmail shirt.,Mithril! +"Glenn Beck: If not electing Trump means electing Clinton, 'so be it'",How long before he's branded a RINO? +"I was under the impression it was because -f is a modifier for -r. -r means to delete recursively, -f means to not ask questions about the recursive dirs.","`-f` means force, so when deleting files it won't ask every time if it should delete files." +Your disappointed sixteen-year-old self appears and demands to know why your life turned out like this. What do you tell them?,"I don't know what the hell I did over the next 2 years, but I guarantee you it is not yet my fault." +"Not this election, but every time it's election season my mom makes a note to remind me that when I was 4, I supported George W. Bush for president because it would be neat to have a shrubbery for president","come on, it's 2001 for fucks sake, how have we not had a shrub president?" +Can we just buy the cap?,I would love to know this... +"Is this your first election? You might as well write in Bernie for the rest of your life because there is never going to be a candidate that you agree on everything with. I bet if you actually looked on Hillary's website you would realize that you align with her on some of the issues, but instead write in Bernie so it makes you feel superior.",Or maybe they just don't trust her cuz they think she lied and cheated her way throughout the entire primary and maybe people hold a grudge for things like that... +"I have never been to a restaurant that did this, I feel cheated.",friendly's tends to offer ice cream with certain meals. +"I would agree it was not Holy nor Roman but it was an Empire, and a pretty large one too.","For the first 200 years maybe, then it became a confederation of fiefdoms that occasionally worked together" +"We get it, shotguns are the gun of Supremacy But.... When the dust settles can we talk about those wonderful shotguns? I really enjoy fusions, but I don't really enjoy people bouncing around the map like its call of duty playing warrior because it's one of the only viable styles of play now. I know, plenty of people will hate on this; especially those who aren't great at PvP and shotguns let them compete. But we can't let one archetype of one weapon type control an entire playlist. My recommendation is that you eliminate the high impact tier of shotguns and move them to mid/low impact. That will put shotguns in a decent place and allow fusions to flourish a bit more. I shouldn't have to find a god roll fusion to compete with the bottom of the barrel high impact shotguns. We can at least agree that something needs to be done, regardless of what it is. Sincerely, Tilted mid game player. [misc]","Oh yes, because removing some people's favorite weapons from the game would go over well with the fan base" +omg so witty,Just like your post +You're white passing.,Which is just as much as a sin as being white. +"Even if this was true.... It is worlds less scary than mobs of people rioting and busting out windows in small businesses and attacking cop cars. Further more it is rioting/protesting people screaming out against a perceived hate. All in support for a woman known in the past for equally and in some cases far worse racial rhetoric linked to ISIL funding, pedophiles, perjury, fraud and treason (all verified and confirmed multiples times). Don't get me wrong I am not a Trump supporter as I would have rather had Jill Stein.... But seriously wow...",Mobs of vandals are less scary than small groups of white people ganging up on individual Asian people? +"Hmm I like it although a 500 feet reel of Opticon quad is $1,440. I think I could probably spend as much as the robo itself just on fiber converters and all the Opticon quad stuff I would need.","Even if you skipped the opticalcon and went with standard ST connectors, you're still looking at about $1,000 for a 500ft reel with four strands." +Which deck do you play?,"A few different ones, but lately I've been on BW Eldrazi and Taxes and Bant Eldritch Evolution." +"I don't know what was the success of TW Shogun in Japan, but a Asian centered title around China, India, the south eastern kingdoms and the Balinese merchants kingdom (Majapahit power) could be awesome and quite successful in the Chinese market no ?","Also, Japan with the dynasty warriors and romance of the three kingdoms games selling pretty well and being quite popular." +Actually the DNC did it when they rigged the primary Accept the blame that you and yours are due,Don't argue with someone who clearly knows more than us all. +your gf sounds like a fucking moron,Better be a 9+ and into butt stuff +The election is over - no more politics Just my two cents but lets keep this subreddit free of all political talk unless it is directly connected to TSCC. I am done. I need at least one sanctuary online free of politics.,"What if the TSCC were so powerful they actually had control of say the senate in a whole state, wow that would be scary." +One of my playmates sent me this during Hurricane Matthew. Kept me warm (and hard) while I was trapped 24 hours working in a hospital.,That's fucking nasty +delete this,Why? +It has nothing to do with communism but nice with the red scare tactics I guess. The fact that you're trying to discredit somebody by holding up a red herring shows how little ground you have to stand on.,"Lol, ok bud." +Driving on the freeway,At least they're using their blinkers. +I like Kat Dennings... :P,You're hotter than Kat +"To bad people don't care about ranked 3v3, just went into my 1st game and 20mins into the game my rumble just went afk for no reason. 2v3 so fun",Yeah that NEVER happens in 5v5. +When your team leaves you but you go Rambo on the other team,trump also went rambo +Or maybe Hillary is what's wrong with the democratic party.,Yes and what does that make trump to the republican party? +You can taste the passive aggression coming from this article. Almost like the Seattle Times had something against ST3 from the get-go!,The comment section is downright hilarious. +D-d-dark souls..,Was gonna say looks like a staircase out of DS or bloodborne. +"my anecdotal evidence makes my racism justified is basically the theme of this thread, it's disgusting.",It's disgusting until you work in a service industry and get enough life experience to lose your ignorance. +It's just been revoked.,Fucking bravo +Main campus?? In stillwater?,Google a little or read a little before making a fool of yourself. +With all the Red Dead hype around here...,"Or, eat a dick, I'll spend my money how I want." +"Habs v. Bolts 7:30p EST - Payin' the Price Edition Hey, this is what you get for letting ME make the GDTs in here. Go Bolts! And Namestnikov, please resist the urge to be the new MFC.",I love you Paquette +We may have been set back 40 years. That's all.,But Hillary was the same... +Is this a California rule about towing? I've never heard of that in Missouri,"I don't know how much it varies state-to-state, but in general if your car is not registered with up-to-date inspection it can't be on the road." +Stafford is so fucking clutch it's not funny,Slay and Prater too. +"Apple is launching iWipe, a smart toilet paper. What features does it have?","It's a bidet that plays music, makes phone calls, reads you the news, and looks like an iPod." +This post has dropped by 200 up votes in less than an hour. No way people on this sub are openly down voting this. They want to hide this.,lol they wanna hide pretty much anything that comes out of here. +"Dead Apple Watch after updating It seems that my Apple Watch is dead. What can I do? I bought it less than a month ago, could I just return it or get a new one? Thank you",Yes to both. +"Jimmy Fallon is not a journalist, but Jimmy Fallon is a taxpaying American citizen with a minimal obligation to help keep a tyrant from reaching the most powerful position in the world. He failed that obligation last night.",Lmfao shut the fuck up +"Undocumented PTR Change: Nova's talent Covert Ops Before: Increases Pinning Shot's slow by 2% for every second that Nova is Cloaked, to a maximum of a 60%. Bonus fades when Nova is un-Cloaked for 1 second. After: Increases Pinning Shot's slow by 2% and decreases its mana cost by 5 for every second that Nova is Stealthed, to a maximum of a 60% slow and 50 cost reduction. Bonuses are lost after losing Stealth for 1 second.","just the buff she needed, 65% winrate incoming!" +BREAKING: Former Arsenal midfielder Mathieu Flamini having medical at Crystal Palace,big if true +"One thats not here but has a 100% increase is Luke Shaw. Best LB in the prem, will cost a lot on release. 6'0, 86 sprint speed, 80 strength, good going forward and hype.",let me introduce you to danny rose +Master thread.,"Oh, alright..." +In Australia: giant spider carrying a mouse is horrifying and impressive,All these people here thinking how awesome these spiders are and im just sitting here with my arachnofobia. +What's the gateway drug for your hobby?,"Itsa me, Mario." +"As a German, can other countries stop making dumb decisions","Oh please, what's the worst that could happen?" +MAKE UNDERGROUND CABINS GREAT AGAIN!,Please avoid using fully capitalised words when posting and commenting. +"The poorest people in Americans inner cities still demand a higher wage than factory workers in China, India, etc. Bringing back manufacturing jobs is a lost cause.","Also manufacturing has been coming back, just not the jobs associated with it because automation in the US with less tariffs and shorter supply chains is cheaper than sweatshop labor in China with the rising wages they have seen in the past decade." +Which two well-known bass riffs describes you the best as a bassist? I'll start out with: main-riff of Tool's Schism and chorus riff of Muse's Plug in Baby,Walkabout-RHCP Black Dog-Led Zeppelin +"Rule 84: Since DJing is so simple literally anyone can do it, any and every DJ name already exists.","I don't know if you're serious or not, because djing isn't really all that simple or easy to do well, and just because there are so many djs out there doesn't mean that many of them are very good at djing, and that's ignoring the numerous djs out there who play prerecorded sets and don't actually do anything when they pretend to mix." +"Privately funded is a-ok with me. If that's where the current position is, I retract my former comment.","I bet Kshama will find some reason to oppose it, even if there's no public funding" +It IS desperation. Their poll numbers are falling faster than Hillary on a warm day.,Cool day* ftfy +Loki ult seems to be working..,...I'm speechless. +Tfw at 9% bf i had a 32 inch waist,Fuuuuuuuck I hope your massive +Would people want to see card fan art? I'm thinking about sketching some fan art but I don't know if people would want to see it. Do people like fan art?,lets see... 50% humor posts 25% rage posts 24% reposts 1% posts that require effort we totally dont need effortful drawings +I'm not inbred.,you broke yur f2p virginity you inbred +But Why?,It just followed the chicken. +Is there proof that you should give a player big contract after one big playoff run?,Not the best example but Wade is picking up where he left off in the Playoffs last year and seems to be worth his full contract that Miami didn't want to give him. +I've been there. I have good friends in Portland and Hood River. You don't have to worry about me coming to your state and driving real estate prices higher. I am perfectly happy living in the mountains in Colorado.,be prepared for a mass oregonian exodus to colorado.. we cant afford to live here =) +"You think social conservatives are homophobic? You do know what the word means, right? No, social conservatives are not afraid of homosexuals. Funny thing; I have a brother who is moderately socially conservative, has a PhD in Divinity and teaches in a seminary. He is also openly gay, although celibate. Something doesn't compute. As for social conservatives being anti-woman, that is simply ludicrous. :)",You must be aware that your brother is by no means an accurate representation of the average social conservative. +How you get people with allergies to hate you.,They are of weak lineage...we will endure without them. +I certainly hope he reconsiders his party of choice. Not much of a party.,Yeah he'll never win +...she was pregnant,The biggest imperfection a woman can have +"Okay, $15k. And then $75 dollars for the dumpster. Still missing over $300k here.","Well that was for one day, and I think the $400k is for the whole cleanup." +"Which TV series did you enjoy initially, but left you disappointed you as the series progressed?",Dexter +Plug your ears and the sing. You'll tell real fast how bad you sound.,"I wanted to gouge my eyeballs out, thanks" +"Careful, they might also call you a white cis male like they did to me. They also might assume that you are rich.",Having a job makes you rich fyi +When the only person you can trust is yourself,"That must be what Tom called a stunt suit, definitely looks like a lot more can be done in it, it also doesn't have rubber on the black part, it looks like a onesie." +"No, you're Zoom. Try to keep up.","I'm not zoom, thanks HZ for taking my name and confusing everyone" +"Better than 5 when it came out (by a lot); awesome mechanics that show you there's a great game there behind the issues (which hopefully will be fixed eventually), which are: * Bad AI. Like comically bad; far worse than 5 (the AI of which was itself worse than 4) - we're talking bad at a level where it *may* disgust you from playing. Doubt it'll get patched seriously; but hopefully mods will help (there's already a few, although they don't do much thus far). * Pretty bad UI. Most notably, this includes the absence of the Alert button for units; either they sleep or they don't - no waking up when an ennemy is seen. That should be easy to patch though. * Pretty large logic bugs there and there (diplomacy feels bugged regularly; also, you can sell some units for far more than what they cost in the Buy screen, etc.). Easy to patch too. * A few balance issues. Should take a bit longer to patch I guess. All in all, it'll be a great game once those issues are fixed; and there is already far, far more features than in 5 when it launched. The game is also pretty stable and feels complete. Until those are fixed though, Civ 5 with BNW + an AI mod (or even better, Vox Populi) is still way more fun; although the novelty of a new Civ version is enough (to me at least) to keep me playing to the new one for now.","The UI is quite crappy but what bugs me the most is when you reach the state where you would turn to gold or science production in V you got to keep micromanage every city, and the fact that it took 4 or 5 jet bombers to sink an army of embarked tanks." +It's not,"Also, it's the bee's knees with Pepperoni." +Blame Hillary's lack of messaging for President Trump,"Also her disdain for voters, corruption, and shitty attitude." +Matthews vs Laine,Why do people like Patrick Laine? +The cars will be using an operating system that is technically hackable by third parties. No thanks.,"To be fair, Teslas are pretty damn secure" +*BREAKING* Kasich Ties Faith Spotted Eagle in 2016 Final Electoral Vote Count; Forms Exploratory Committee for 2020 Bid,"Despite not campaigning in 2016, Colin Powell received 3x Kasich's tally but was unavailable for comment." +Lmao Trump believes in a local governments power to decide as a community and also believes in a business or non profits right to decide. Written as Trump hates gays reeeeeee,B-b-b-b-b-but the federal government should tell us what to do and how to do it! +Spineless dems,"Yeah, democrats should be just as morally bankrupt as republicans!" +Love how you redirected people to our subreddit <3,I'm a one-man-circlejerk +Our brindle dog matched our brindle rug pretty well,Glad to see I wasn't the only one thinking on this line. +He certainly remembers the face of his father.,But can he do that while missing a finger? +JW Nice mouse controle flicking onto frigerg to secure the round,Downvoted cause title. +This is an AMA. AMA. Just ask something,Something? +"Yeah, over the summer it was often before my night shits so it was a good thing to wake up to.",Whenever I do a lot of day drinking I get the night shits +HENNY BREAKS HER SILENCE ON THIS ELECTION,instantly iconic +And other users are saying it's the other way around. Conclusion: if someone wants to be insulted they will find a way.,Insecurities uh... find a way. +"I am alive, so you invariably must be correct. Well, as long as I consider living a good thing...",You also could've called them a worse word... +Did you see that lovely edit to his old crowd funding post? Put a nice big 'fuck you baum' at the top.,"He also removed all of the info about crowd funding, one of the main things baumi was pissed about, the fuck you was cover" +Fiengold lost. Holy shit,In an election which Bernie surely would have won. +"Oh damn, I'm sorry to hear that! I'll re-send the link. Tell him some stranger on the internet wishes him the best.",Thanks dude I'll send that on to him. +2.5.1 Patch Notes,Is this being patched immediately? +Can someone give me a TL;HR of that book?,nerd shit +I'll change camera off later to see if there's a difference. Is there a way to fire a missile without the camera changing?,well i guess turning the cinematic cam off would be the solution +It's like you guys have been reading my mind today. What if Trump quits?,You mean pull a pope move? +"Besides, if you play like a bitch and try to farm under turret without getting killed the enemy will most likely leave the lane because roaming gives him more opportunity to snowball. Which, if your team isn't retarded, will give you an opportunity to farm a bit without risk and make yourself useful again.","If he roams, you warn your teammates and either follow or push the lane carefully until you see him on the map again." +"I'm back, invite me",Good trades :) +"I had not realized that. much earlier, how much?","Well, using their usual time zone, I'd expect to have up to 24 h more, since I don't know the difference between mine and theirs exactly." +People 'like zombies' after ODing on synthetic drugs near downtown St. Louis homeless shelter,He need some milk! +It is about abortion.,"Oh right, which has nothing to do with women and their health." +Shift to automation may prevent Trump from delivering on his jobs promise,"So what your saying is it is already not his fault he didn't deliver, he is soooo not status quo" +"After last night, the term highly unlikely when it comes to Trump is meaningless.",The election of an outsider to the highest office does not negate laws. +The obvious murderers and rapists?,"Sorry, were deporting the Mexicans if you haven't heard" +"Yeah, according to this theory they found her alive with no visible injury to the head. So they decide to rape and strangle their daughter to stage a sexual predator crime, because even though Burke was too young to be charged with murder, they didn't want his life to be ruined. Then, they decide to write a ransom note to stage a kidnapping instead - but they don't stage a break in. Then, they dispose of the source of the rope and the duct tape somewhere outside of the home, but they leave JonBenet's body inside the house. Then, they call police to their house and pretend that she was kidnapped, even though they didn't ask for a realistic ransom, and knew JonBenet's body would be discovered inside the home. Oh, and a hispanic male's DNA profile from saliva just happens to be in JonBenet's underwear. And later, tests from a separate lab showed that the same profile was on her pajama pants as well.","Well, they didn't need to stage a break-in; the basement window was already smashed." +New 'App' Offers Anarchist Alternative to Calling 911,"Peacemaker has done this, and had an episode on the Tom Woods show, but not sure what its current status is." +Election reaction on CNN.,Oh the respect the liberal left have for the people of America is palpable. +When OP tried to transform a repost into karma.,What anime is this? +"Well, I'm glad to see you liked the wallpaper I made. I have it in other colors, too. If you're interested, let me know and I'll link them.",I enjoy it because it matches the finish of my keyboard :) +Trumpistas: it matters because it's the KKK and you emboldened them. You know this shit.,At least they aren't rioting like a group the democrats emboldened. +"I though i hated mvc models, turns out it's just spring and java in general.","Spring can be a little heady sometimes, but it offers a lot of flexibility when it comes to unit testing and environment configuration." +That's like asking why water is wet.,Water is wet because of viscosity and surface tension. +"Let's just say, I pour a real mean bowl of cereal.",Put some orange slices in it you fucking idiot sandwich. +"Looking back Obama was probably one of the best candidates to go down in history as the first. Say what you want about him, the man is a class act through and through. Although there is a long history of cross party presidents taking the piss out of the next line. Bill Clinton's staff stole all the 'W's off the keyboards and stuff like that...",What a good use of resources +Saliva more than tea,"For non Cantonese speakers, this means you speak too much." +"I don't know. You can't reason people out of a position they got into because of feelz. It just doesn't work. It's unlikely there is any study, any actual data that will help them. They need their social media Svengali's to somehow become gun-friendly, or at least gun-tolerant. They're sheep. They want to be cool. All the cool kids hate guns. You're cool, aren't you? So you hate guns too? Good. Glad you're different, just like all of us.. Jon Stewart smugly says guns 'r bad, gun owners 'r bad people. His moon-eyed sycophants echo whatever he says, actually taking his satire as news. Their feelz match whoever is mocking someone else, so they can mock them too. It's sad, but it seems no more sophisticated than that.",And calling them sheep and saying they're just doing it to be cool is a real great way to make progress.. +That's an excellent suggestion. I think cell phone manufacturers should be legislated to incorporate this technology into their phones ASAP. Lives are at stake.,"Yeah because fuck anyone who rides in a car as a passenger, or takes a train, or a bus, or any other form of public transportation." +Wednesday Comedy: Phantom of the Brave Commanders! The Heroes of Grand Gaia will be finished with their business here in Neo Tokyo but they still remain loyal to those that recruited them. What are your thoughts about Selena's failure during the training? Did you find it funny or sad that she talks to lexida that way? Tell us in the comments section below.,no +"Hitler was named time magazine man of the year in 1938. He brought Germany out of the world wide depression in the 30's(one of the first countries to recover, especially in peace time). What you fail to grasp is, just because 97% of what an organization does is beneficial, does not mean that the 3% that they do bad makes up for that. You seem to be suck in this liberal MSM narrative that planned parenthood can do no wrong...",So planned parenthood is like.. Literally.... Hitler..... +Honestly not feeling it. It seems just desperate for attention.,I think that's the point +Chevron attempts to enter native settlement; offers 'tribute' (WATCH WHOLE VIDEO),Seems totally legit. +"If Possible, where would you live in either of the parks? Example: Tarzan's TreeHouse or Tower of Terror.",The Blue Bayou part of PotC +Gus got a new tie!,"Ahh yes, Target" +Put Captain Solo in the cargo hold. created by Edison Moody of Lynx Art Collection,That's a long EE-3... +"Also fuck them. They hate us so why not just hate them right back? Level the playing field, so to speak.",Well that's the way to move forward... +Where Genji gets his feathers from,It was the feathers that Hanzo left at the alter for Genji... +Or maybe thats his true opinion. Suarez said something similar too,"La Liga top to bottom have better teams, but one thing they don't tend to do is defend deep and take lumps out of the opposing team(though Atletico and Levante have their moments)." +Tim Kaine was literally the most boring and milquetoast person they could have picked for VP. I think the VP selection was one of the DNC's great follies this election. They could have gone with someone much more likeable that could have energized the base more.,Hey he got them VA. +habe Android :),"jap google play acc, vpn und jap google play guthaben :/ paypal is glaube die einfachste variante (brauchst aber ne jap adresse wenn ich mich nicht irre)" +I always saw it as an alternate Toonforce thing were instead of the funnier thing happening it was the weirder thing.,"Well, OLD SPICE BODY WASH IS SO POWERFUL IT CAN BREAK THROUGH TO OTHER COMMMMEEEERRRRCCCCIIIIAAAAALLLLSSS It's reality warping, no toonforce about it." +Most of the time...I don't recommend trying this. The same goes for most animals. I walk past deer every day and most days they barely care. One day I was walking and one of them ran right for me. Luckily he got about five feet from me and turned left into the woods. I shat my pants that day.,"very good point though, It's definitely not something i would recommend to anyone but being a Floridian golfer you get very used to seeing gators on the banks of damn near every water hazard." +"He also screwed up the Hillary slogan. He said: America is already great, because we are pretty good.",Love trump's hate. +(NXT SPOILERS) New Takeover Toronto match just announced William Regal just announced DIY v Revival for the NXT tag titles in a 2 out of 3 falls match at NXT Takeover Toronto!!,This should be fucking incredible... +I can actually see that happening lol,Imagine the tfs version +My Fb feed is full of OMG my LGBTQ friends! At what point did Trumps platform involve banning gay people? He is the first Republican to mainstream love and support the LGBTQ community!,republican is always antigay didnt you know shitlord? +*Growls like rabid dog*,"If DMX had access to the internet when he was like, 13." +"Mike Pence confirms he will do his best to de-fund Planned Parenhood, abolish birth control mandate, transgender protection, and repeal laws he's sees as being anti-Christian",Is stoning soon legal way to punish the sinners? +Wait to shave him or pound him?,"Little from column A, little form column B." +Garlic bread,Discusting +There is more evidence for the pizza emails than this hacking the election at this point.,Whatever you need to believe to sleep at night. +"Kellyanne Conway Becomes First Woman To Run Winning Presidential Campaign! (Trump was the first Republican to give a woman a chance, it paid off)",bu...bu...but...he's sexist. +Uh-oh; mandatory diversity is on the way. How might these measures improve or degrade your Air Force?,**WAKE ME UP INSIDE** --- +DC is really tiny compared to states tho. Its more like 8 states and 1 major city as a bonus,"Yeah, but if you're in Virginia or Maryland I could see that being a big plus." +I like that! But that means I would also have to simultaneously declare that I am both gay and a Hillary voter.,Do it if you think it's safe to do so :) +The current #1 overall seed in the entire NBA is the LA Clippers. wtf mods,"See you guys in the first round, somewhat" +"ink boost, c2 crate certified graduation cap smartman5001",I have turtle Graduation cap add me nostalgia_cory +technically you can do that start game open console type observe and then watch the chaos,"You just made my day, thanks!" +Hmm. I'd like to know the difference between distinction and difference. Or would it be the difference between distinction and difference? Are the two words distinctly different?,"A distinction is a clarification, while a difference is a comparison between two dissimilar things." +"Why are you frightened? Tell me. If he and the next President have your best interests in mind, isn't that important?",That's what I keep saying about ISIS. +"Hi, I'm 7-1 Nebraska and I have hope. Hi, I'm 7-2 Nebraska, hold me :(","Same buddy, same :(" +Isn't every country in the world this way with America?,Except Australia from memory. +League of Legends. I love the game but half the people playing are toxic af,Never main top lane +Question. If Trump actually enacts laws aimed to deport Mexicans - would there be a legitimate way for California to oppose or not enforce those laws?,We will just hide them in our houses just like in Nazi Germany. +Can't play music though the car stereo from the phone,what about connecting phone to center console and using it to navigate my music? +"Nobody's making fun of your problems, just your solutions.",That's very well put. +"Interesting article that shows it's not at tight a race as I thought earlier. I'd say a Clinton win is looking more likely based on their findings, but the Trump supporters on this thread do make me concerned. They seem so smug and self assured that I get the feeling they won't just be disappointed come Tuesday, they'll be shocked and then outraged (The vote was rigged!! etc) I feel kinda sorry for them. Yes it looks narrow, but my money's on Clinton for solid polling reasons, and not just #NeverTrump. Meanwhile they're so arrogantly confident of a win, it's pretty sad.","Yes, they are too overconfident, and will be shocked and disgusted come tuesday." +I'll accept Halo 6: Custom edition with all the original files from H1+ as usable assets and dedicated servers. After they can start working on porting all the campaigns and making them mp.,You could always join us over at r/haloonline Halo 3ish on PC with a decent community behind it. +"Hey reddit, what's that one super cringey or awkward thing you said/did in the past that you keep having flashbacks to?",Making my aunt listen to Akon's - I wanna love you (uncensored). +What's the most obscene display of wealth you've witnessed in India?,"for starters, vijay mallya's car collection and unused mansions, Muthoot finance owner's daughter's wedding" +That right there is a can of worms you may regret opening.,Tfw the ppl are too offendable now crowd is afraid of hearing about some stuff +"The rest of the world will hate us, relations will drop to abysmal levels. I'm optimistic by thinking whatever Trump does to fuck this nation's progress, our younger generations will work to unfuck. I am already fueled up to do everything I can to get a democrat back in the office and I've never been that motivated to do so. I think Trump might be sealing the long term deal as far as shutting down ignorant bullshit leaders in the future if he does as shitty as I'm hoping.","China is having better environmental policies at this point, that says something.." +In a week?,What do you mean? +Now the evil is on the outside of the goose instead of the inside Geese are angry creatures,Geese are majestic when they are angry... +Some new medals found after update,3h 45m left to find out the next banner and events... let's go! +"It wasn't supposed to be. I'll upload a full-game, how about that?","if its a good one, why not." +I supported Bernie and didn't consent to being fucked by the DNC. I should probably open a sex shop too.,And the DNC should be held accountable. +"Wait, but what would the right answer be? People can detect thousands of frames per second if it is just a blinking light, but with other things it is hard to tell with more than a few hundred. And even than, thousands is not an exact answer...","The upper limit is unknown from what I remember, so I would guess that means people have been able to detect up to what current technology allows." +An Ottawa synagogue got graffiti'd with swastikas last night.,All the lefties that decided to move to Canada because Trump won are starting to make themselves felt over there. +Duckhorn Parraduxx. Do it and don't look back. Approximately $40,"Likewise, there's Decoy for about $20." +She looks like she hasn't a clue what going on.,"Both of them are degenerates, the guy and the girl." +I honestly thought people would assume I am sarcastic. I was.,If your doing subtle sarcasm you have to put +"Damn nice. Our school cracked down on it, so since we had an Assembly that day we set all our phone alarms to go off simultaneously during it. Pretty tame. I had a relative go there ages ago, they painted the religious statues as clowns and TP'd the disciplinarian's car.",My class wanted to do that as well.. turned out they hated me and my alarm was the only one who went off +No more than 300MB,Perfect! +BeasTV,we need to make a ocean wall +What was the most important phone in the history of Android?,The Original Galaxy Note. +Best feeling :D,Give me your points per match pls +"I wish we could turn off ALL of these pop-ups. No exceptions. Be it content or a promo. I read main page regularly as well as reddit, I *always* know all of this stuff before I get a pop-up in game. And I sure don't want spins fml even on my main",Oh so you know about the exclusive offer for you before you get it? +Can we please have an increase the amount of notes we're allowed to have?,coming soon to solomon's store... NOTEPAPER! +"You are posting a symbol of hate speech on this subreddit, I have to ask you to take yourself and your pepe's away from here for fear of triggering people. Sincerely, Safe Space Police",I agree phats are hate speech! +"What is one show that you love, even after countless rewatches?",Corner Gas. +day 132 of nerfed-to-shit xing tian jk i don't fucking know who cares,I care :( i miss the days of being top damage with the fucking tank..... +I vaguely remember somewhere reading that he only got famous because of his family connections and was not well liked by his peers in the industry.,"His mother ownsThe Comedy Store, which is a famous Hollywood stand up club." +Whereabouts downtown?,6th and pine +Does Mitt Romney have a nickname?? I'm thinking STINKY MITT,"Dimwit Mitt, the trolling shit." +"That's due to the pathogen long you get if you click to move somewhere over anon walkable terrain/obstacle. It paths to walk the shortest way around. Happens a lot which causes fail flashes. Can confirm, I fail flash all the time cause of it. :)","Yea she definitely meant to click edge of drag pit and clicked other side of the wall instead, causing her to walk back into the fight" +What's your least favorite part about being a human?,The fact that I'm a human. +Haven't you heard tho? All trump supporters are racist bigots.,And those Bernie or bust people are being ridiculous! +Elvis of course,I didn't know the king was dead. +I'm calling it. Ally ends the year by taking Zero saga right from the man's hands.,I don't think ally will even finish top 10 +o mecla de proasta si o minte de dinamovist. then they ask me why I hate women,"fmm," +Refer to everything and everyone as an it. Don't just desexualize. Dehumanize! That'll cut the head off that particular snake pretty quick.,IT puts the lotion in the basket or IT gets the hose again! +ISTR that the law was written by the medical and insurance industries.,They were just advising don't you know anything? +"omg, i love it, i want it. anyone know a way to side car an r3? would that even work?",They do make sidecars for sport bikes. +"If you get out of your car and proclaim/argue for your support for Trump in an all black neighborhood, you deserve what you get. For reference, I live in a 98% black area. Saw an older white gentleman with a MAGA hat on. He didn't so much as catch a dirty look, and nobody was rude to him. My guess is that the guy in the video was initiating conflict.",Oh then he definitely deserved to be brutally beaten. +"As a cruiser, i fire a salvo just before slipping behind an island. with the fire chance long as i aimed correct it sets a fire or two. Repeat as needed with each target. Long as you dont get, say, ocean, you can use the better speed and concealment to determine WHEN to engage...and doing so when the target is occupied/just fired is key. Its a cruiser. if you wanted to go slug for slug with a battleship, should have chosen a battleship.",I might be blind or just too tired but I don't see your point here. +"I haven't seen any Republican say they want to keep the mandate. But, without the subsidy, how in the world do they keep the mandate?",Put people in jail for profit prisons are good and the slave labor they provide are frosting +Pence: Trump will end war on coal on Day 1,"more strip mining, good-bye mountains, we can't talk less destructive forms of energy, unless it's owned by private corporations, okie dokie, fine." +"Brother, move your ass and get Battle Brothers. One of the best turn-based combat games since a decade. It's basically Mount & Blade (overland travel with cities and so on) combined with tactical battles. You manage a mercenary group. Weapons matter, builds matter, stats matter, armor matters. Everything fucking matters.","I'll check it out, thanks for the recommendation." +"my computer is faster than yours \**snicker*\* P.S. I guess this is one of those instances where Python 2 is genuinely faster :( Python 2.7: In [1]: %timeit 'abc'[:1] == _ 10000000 loops, best of 3: 39.7 ns per loop In [2]: %timeit 'abc'.startswith('a') 10000000 loops, best of 3: 117 ns per loop Python 3.5: In [1]: %timeit 'abc'[:1] == _ 10000000 loops, best of 3: 75.8 ns per loop In [2]: %timeit 'abc'.startswith('a') 10000000 loops, best of 3: 111 ns per loop",Python 3.6 *should* be faster again. +"There was absolutely a moment of unity following the election of Obama. This doesn't mean you go along with shit you don't agree with but you should at least give them a chance before you throw a hissy fit. You could easily turn your pointless comment around and say Liberals being divisice etc., called for unity after Obama. You are also saying blatantly racist shit and getting upvotes. This is truly remarkable stuff. You literally said you HATE rural whites and wished ill will upon them. Don't you realize that is racist?","Don't you know, only whites can be racist" +"Moscow had contacts with Trump team during campaign, Russian diplomat says",That was all just made up by the Democratic Party. +Dem abs doe.,"That means she works out, that means those (big) boobs are so firm...already drooling" +Oh I agree. I just wanted to compliment her looks. Because it's good to see something other than dudes all the time. But I guess that's downvote material.,You can't just compliment a female athlete on her looks you jerk! +"It was actually all faked in a studio, later used for the moon landing and is right next to the place where they make vaccines.","if the moon landing was done in a studio, how did they fit the moon in the studio?" +"Yes! I agree! Time for an angry, adamant leftist party. There's a huge vacuum and lots of opportunity to get some messages and policies out there.","Hostage takers like the tea party, yaaaayyyyy!" +Nearly 1 year and still unplayable...,thats why you should never preorder ! +Why would they? There are more PS4s in homes than Xbox. Selling half would be seriously overperforming.,So the ps4 sales will stop just because they release it on Xbox? +"You know what they say, if you can't reach for the head, go for the nuts. Little did he know Faker has balls of steel :)",Yeah but NA has Balls of Diamond. +For people who have no secrets,Well that's one way to measure stand-up vs sit down wipers. +"Dude, you should become a timpanist. Second highest paid position in an orchestra because of how insanely hard it is to get the drums to the right pitch",That's like saying the second best speller in the kindergarten class... not that much money to be made +You can have sex with one real person from all of human history - who is your ultimate lay?,"The Virgin Mary, before she was pregnant." +Same here and I'm dumbfounded as to how this isn't passing. I'm guessing it will pass in a couple days when more people vote.,The f2p quest list is sacred - it shan't be tarnished by new age whim +Children are already being harassed in the name of our president-elect,But we are silly for protesting +No.,:/ Guess I'll keep looking. +The problem is that people who feel marginalised may be less likely to vote.,Or stick 14 people down at their address as postal voters +Third war we lost because we're in the 'spenders bracket',On the bright side you may not be in the spenders bracket soon... +"I'm not there right now, whatcha looking for?","oh nothing in particular, just want to get a better a better look what there is ;p" +I think guys are conditioned to be quiet due to growing up with the shame/fear of being caught masturbating.,"Yes, because girls moan and squeal full throttle when masturbating with family in the house." +Has that episode been out for 16 years?? How long has simsons been out for?,27 years. +"Hunters need an exotic with the heavy ammo perk. Bungie, please fix this. Warlocks have three and Titans have two, but Hunters have ZERO exotics that give the Heavy Ammo perk. Bones should give the Heavy Ammo perk like they did in Y1.",Why does a hunter even need ammo when they can just go invisible and run away like the puny cowards they are! +"no, glo- never mind",no +"I don't know they're probably the most popular team in CS, i think they're worth the money.",Maybe in na +Quiero creer que te downvotearon por no conocer la cita...,Yo tambien.... +"You Achilles shot him when he comes toward you. He uses atlas after he rose offensives onto you, he then uses feint of heart and you use halcyon charges to get away, he uses on point, but you reflex. He retreats, lacking abilities, you Achilles shot him again, he comes back with his feint of heart and you kite him building bm stacks. Another achilles shot. He offensives over a wall to get away, then you ult him. I am an avid player player of both. CP is much stronger than WP Ringo. Utility BF is a lot stronger than WP. Both would over power either if they play their cards right. But Ringo has the range advantage, travel speed, cool-downs, and poke. BF has the tankiness, stickiness, peel, and sustain.",1 word: Shiversteel +He won.,"As a troll response, actually he didn't win." +Wtf?,Sorry wrong sub +That's the paradox of the whole tolerance argument. Demanding that someone be tolerant of their views makes them intolerant of others views. If I tell you to be more tolerant of turtles then I am not being tolerant of your specist view of turtles.,I suggest reading Karl Popper's response to this issue. +Source?,2 +"Which anime character reminds you of yourself? Obviously I'm not asking if any of you pilot giant mech suits or anything (but if you do PLEASE SHARE). Are there any anime characters that have personalities similar to yours? Or maybe certain characters have said things that remind you of yourself? I've always related to Shikamaru (from Naruto). I lay down in the grass and look at the sky way too often. Also, I'm an excellent planner. I have led groups through tough situations, but I'm not actually the top performer in the field (I leave that to the stronger and faster members of the team). Realizing this has actually help me accept my place on many teams I've been a part of. I take information and process it, and then I do my work in the shadows. But even though I'm intelligent I'm still under-motivated, and I'd prefer cloud watching on a beautiful day over being bothered with work. Any of you see yourself in the characters you watch? Are you like Mugen (Samurai Champloo), more carefree, but not to be taken lightly? Or Jin, always thinking several moves ahead? Are you Ein (Cowboy Bebop) with amazing potential, but never being fully understood? Or Faye Valentine, having woken up after decades in suspended animation into a new world where you only have your quick wit and guns to rely on... and a mountain of debt? Do you often walk around with your hands behind your head, or in your pockets? Have you mastered the three-sword style? Hopefully you have some fun with this, but also I hope it helps you learn a little about yourself! And if any of you need a cloud-watching friend let me know.","Vash, minus the unbridled determination to save lives" +Laws don't apply any more? I'm going to spend the day setting up a small business and laying out sub-minimum wage employment contracts with all of the local unskilled labor.,"Oh, make sure to hire a group of undocumented workers too and make damn sure you don't pay the women anywhere close to the men." +Is this just a glass bottle with a built in filter or am I missing something?,Just saw this on kickstarter if you eatch the video i think your question will be answered +I'm so going to enjoy 2034 when we go up 30 in a row on UT.,I hate that there are two UTs +So how does that make the manager racist?,"Never said it did, I was talking about the old man who started the whole situation" +UK political parties as flags,DAE UKIP ARE FASCISTS +"M(actual)RW I can overhear my coworkers talking about how if Hillary had been elected, we would have become socialist and they would have been jailed for expressing their opinion and practicing their Christian Faith.",Why do I suddenly feel like I'm in a country with a bunch of fuck boys/girls that were never taught to share? +"No one will be getting the game until it's 3pm (if that's when the game truly releases) in Scott's time zone. That's 4pm EST, 9am NZT. Technically people in places like New Zealand, for example, would be getting it at 9am on Saturday, because that's the same time as 3pm in Scott's time. (Please correct me if I'm wrong, relying on Google time difference calculations.)",I live in New Zealand! +"how much of you is you? is one hair me? many hairs? jared is in fact a sweater now, but it's because jared is no longer one jared, he is many jared","I have no gold, but there's this thing called Reddit silver I heard about." +That's...that's pretty much murder.,"If I told you I'm going to kill myself if you didn't give me 1mln $, then would refusing to give the money be a murder?" +Third time this year,He needs to see a neurologist. +Playing blackjack,"Please sir, back those scissors away from the breastages... thank you." +Your last statement isn't true. Adults try to control the behavior of others that doesn't even affect their lives much less stress them. Look at gay marriages.,"I know, friggin' gay people trying to manipulate me into a rage by getting married." +THE WESTCHESTER KNICKS HAVE A MASCOT AND IT IS A DOGGY!!!!!,Is he a good defender though? +Thicc thighs matter!,HANDS UP DON'T GRAB! +White evangelicals just elected a thrice-married blasphemer,Because evangelicals are totally not hypocrites on every other issue... +The demographic pie-slicing really has gotten out of hand. The media seem more interested in *who* supported a candidate than in *why* they supported them.,"Well obviously it's because they are stupid, racist, sexist bigots or because they are smart and intelligent downtrodden minorities." +"Anyone have a link or working on a project to combine all growley and other baised comments from today and july testimony togeather in one short nice to share video? Not everyone has the time to wait for the gold and watch this like we do, we have an information battle to get these comments out there.","Yeah that would be great, thanks" +You dripped sarcasm on my keyboard,dripped it in my pants +Nah pictured there is JackyLove (adc) and Baolan (sup).,oh lol all i did is looking the roster up tho lmao +GT also beat Vanderbilt though. Don't forget to include that one.,"Touche, forgot about that one." +What time does this happen at,If it happens at the same time as double XP and what not it will be at 10 AM PST +If the GPU hit's 100% it's not bottle-necking.,That was my point. +Trump will be to conservatives like Obama was to liberals.,"Well-meaning, somewhat successful, intelligent, classy and articulate?" +Rape is a violent crime. Sexual assault might in certain cases be classed non-violent. *Correct me if I am wrong and didn't get details correct but this is just a common sense approach and based on similar definitions I have read in other nations definitions of a crime such as rape.*,But all sexual assault even catcalling is rape! +Rothwell KO's Schaub into another dimension,You know the fight is over when your opponent starts playing an invisible harp. +`This was a triumph`,Huge success! +"Can someone remind me again, why is this AV option so strong against infantry?",Because Hornets are slightly OP at AI and massively OP at AV. +"Likely a defect then unless you cannot reproduce it in any other game. Have had this happen once a loooooong time ago in csgo, and never since (And thats on a desktop)",Just on CS it happens +I ALSO HEARD ROX IS HAVING NIGHTMARES ABOUT A CERTAIN CELESTIAL DRAGON,I ALSO HEARD THIS SO CALLED BIG BROTHER IS HAVING NIGHTMARES ABOUT THUNDERCOW +I've only ever seen one girl post about where are all the good guys. I've seen dozens of posts from guys claiming that girls post about that all the time.,"Probably you know more sane women than me... lol... As I said, is not a majority, simply that I've seen it..." +Really pisses me off when people assume you're on a cell phone.,Really pisses me off when people are unable to reach a basic level of commun sense and insults you for it. +12/apachehelicopter/cali,The modern twist +"Social Sunday (11-09-2016) Grab your coffee and get comfortable, it's Sunday :) *Talk about anything, or something else!*",I have just realized how much I hate 2-day weekends. +"It's not bad, but it's the fact that you are being charged for something that used to be included. Companies like ASUS even throw in dongles for their USB C laptops.",Yeah but Apple charges you for the dongle so... same thing. +"Berths would work, as strictly speaking they refer to a place to sleep with no specification on the size. Nice visuals too!. But I'm not sure how they would fit into the overall theme of the port.","Berths sounds good :D And yeah the theme is really just a placeholder, I was lazy to come up with something new that is why I used the WoT barrack tab." +"Alright Guys. Gonna Get Back Into It. Hey everyone, So, I'm going to be jumping back into this again. I've tried once before and I inevitably succumbed to the dark side. Some shit went down in my life and I ended up going back to my old tendencies and it just spiraled out of control. The first time around I lost 60lbs in 4 months which was incredible, but when I felt like I plateaued, I just lost all drive to keep going at it. Little bits here and there and I ended up dropping Keto altogether. So... I need some help to keep motivated guys. I'm going to be driving forward with this. And after lurking around here for a while, I finally have a smidge of motivation to go full force at this again. I'm currently 6'2 and roughly 330lbs. My GW is <=210. Time to go at this again, because I'm so sick of who I've been. Its time for a change and I guess this is Day 1... The second time around...",You got this. +The entire point is to be disruptive.,"Yes, disrupting the lives of people who agree with them is TOTALLY a great way to showcase their anger!" +has won NAT 2016!,looks like vaxie got dq'd? +"Question to anyone employed at Apple When I went to Apple to get my boyfriends iPhone 6S fixed, they told me that it was unable to be repaired due to a fracture in the housing. I was 99% sure they would say that so I asked what my other options were. They told me that I could give them this basically destroyed device and they would give me a discounted replacement (ended up costing me about $345.00). My question is, can I do this same method at Apple with an iPhone 5C? Or is the model too old? I didn't know if replacement devices worked differently and they still had some older models to use as replacements.",$269 USD plus tax for an iPhone 5c +Its hard to beat teams above us when we are top of the leagueeeeeeee.,Whoosh +"Shadowing a architect this week need some info I have never shadowed anyone before, but I am interested in architecture so I thought I would give it a try. Are there any things that I should do while there ? Dress a certain way? Should I be taking notes? Etc...",Prepare yourself to see the sorry results of architects slowing fucking themselves over for the past century. +Pixel dialer,"Block that motherfucker, please." +We are still working out the chemistry and material science behind those,but the reddit told me they were real! +"I was permabanned on election night for saying mfw all the salty SJW libcucks cry themselves to sleep tonight TRUMPED it wasn't even directed at Destiny, it was aimed at all the PC ultra-liberal college kids.",Yeah I always forget how many ultra lib cuck college kids are in chat +again this is just becoming too much work for a gif,What if I told you in the amount of time you've been replying to this chain you could have already done it? +"Anyone else play Girlfriend of Steel 2nd? I recently played through Girlfriend of Steel 2nd recently (psp version btw) and thought I'd give my two cents. I thought it was pretty good, the story and writing were good and the visuals were on point. My biggest gripe with the game is it's too short, by the time you get to know the characters and take in all the locations it's over. And with another issue I have are the stores in the game. They don't really have a purpose other than scenery, which is fine other that the fact that the entire downtown area is pointless and very big. Other then that it was enjoyable but a little tedious at times. What is y'all's opinion on the game?",It was entertaining until I was denied a proper Kaworu ending. +"I was on a run, I couldn't care less.",Could care less* how do people mess this up +See the icon in the top left? Use that. Make sure you have recent iOS/Android versions installed...,Rip I was wondering how to too but I'm still on ios 7 :/ +"Finally picked up my Holy Grail shoes, SL02H breds, off of Grailed.",nice jordans +"No... it shows how the skill disparity has fallen. If you apply your argument to the NiP csgo era, you're basically saying that because NiP stopped winning every game, the skill of the top teams fell. The opposite is actually true - the other teams caught up to NiP. The NiP of 2013 would get smashed by any top 10 team today because everyone has gotten WAY better.",but 87-0 +I dont even know what buzzfeed's doing anymore. It's just the I'm feeling oppressed today channel.,Buzzfeed is the end result of certain segments of humanity running out of real problems to complain about. +MattyBRaps with the HEAT,His album is hotter tho. +But spanish! Gotta get them brownie points (see wat i did there?),why are you assuming all latinos are drug smuglers ? +"I've never really heard much hate for the senior Bush, much more so his son.","i hate Jeb as well," +Its almost like different people have different opinions...,"No, clearly the Internet is a singular entity that I converse with." +"Michael Bennet is a supremely talented player, but I still think Bobby Wagner is the most important player on Seattle's defense.",Apparently Jeremy Lane was the most important player +"Michael Moore nailed it when he said We live in a world of Reality TV. Donald Trump is better entertainment than Hillary Clinton, therefore he will win. Welcome to politics In 2016.","Or, you know, it could be that Hillary is lying, corrupt twat who should never step foot in the WH again." +Chavez? He just relentlessly stalked. Maybe Wlad with his jab and grab. No body shots and no uppercuts.,He's got a pretty nasty right hand though. +rap rap rappity rap fap fap fappity fap fap rap fap rap fap fap fap,Eminem is that you? +"... you're talking about this new generation of PC idiots who have been even more narrow minded than our racist ancestors. Kids who've been blinded into committing more hatred through a guise of self righteousness. They only consume biased media they agree with, which social media in turn serves to solidify. Science and facts are being quickly thrown out the window.",Science and facts are triggering. +New Condo Sales and Prices Continue to Slip in San Francisco,Maybe it's because of those $1 condos in the millennium tower? +"Theives, violent offenders and jay-walkers are punished to the fullest extent of the law; nobody bats an eye. Talk about deporting *illegal* immigrants? Everyone *loses their minds*!",I bet throwing that Joker line in sounded really edgy and clever in your head. +Blend tool,Rip your ram tough +"Jim Talent, Sam Brownback on list of potential cabinet members in Trump administration.",I always wanted another recession. +"The anti-gun thing has been a part of identity politics for a long time. Having a gun marks you as other in the minds of democrats. That's not what their tribe does. That's something that marks you as part of the stupid racist misogynistic tribe that they hate. Thus it is deeply embedded in the democratic psyche that: Gun ownership = racist Gun ownership = misogyny Gun ownership = backwards Losing an election to the hated other tribe won't change those associations at all. If anything, it will make them more hateful, and more likely to attack the signs of otherness.","The fact that violent crime keeps falling as gun ownership increases proves it is all a ploy by stupid, racist, misogynistic, gun fetishists are conspiring to hide the truth!" +"The UFC hasn't let him go. His contract is up. He's free to negotiate with whoever, including the UFC.",And the UFC probably has rights to match whatever offer another org gives. +"Wow, I looked at the computer for like 1 minute and they were already kicking. I missed the entire set.",draw draw draw punt +"What's sad is money was already given to cable companies to do this in the 90's. They pocketed that cash an didn't do it cause faster, and higher cap Internet threatened their TV monopoly.","According to the Media trump is Nazi, so i guess if Comcast won't bend over it's gas chambers for them." +18C complaint against Labor MP Linda Burney,"Yawn, hasn't this been done before?" +Am I the only one really struggling to play against the AI?,"Haven't played online yet so can't compare to that, but for sure the AI seem to be better on the ball than in 16." +"They're going for 5,000 I can sell you one at a steal for 1,000 though, let me know","Sure bro, sounds like a great deal and because I know nothing about supreme I'm gonna assume you aren't trying to rip me off!" +They have privates for something,Edge dressing? +"Are some insurance companies better than others, or are they all pretty much the same Looking to reinsure two cars and contents, probably looking at paying monthly at this stage if it makes a difference. Currently with State, but is there anything else to consider?",Ive had multiple vehicle and contents claims with State and have no complaints. +"Forgive the newb question, but is this legal? If I did this, would I be on a list? Looks great, BTW!",Ofcourse it's legal. +ME2 for me. from the very fucking beginning when you are walking in space with the SR1 falling apart around you in absolute silence,I think he's just implying the whole trilogy +Bill gates still has it!,I saw this yesterday +100% the Dogs-GWS rivalry is real. Did we even have any historical rivalries?,"We seemed to be riding the same wave of success/failure as the Saints for a while, those games got a bit intense." +Your heart can't feet.,Even if it said feel it wouldn't make sense. +"Well yea obviously.. I mean I know that.. I mean any strategies, I know how the class works","Well since it's a vampire rig, don't worry about putting it in heal mode at all, since every time you take something down you'll refill your health anyway" +Bernie Sanders on if he would have won: 'What good does it do now?',Is there a link to the full segment? +"Yep I've been playing the new update, it's running very smoothly. I haven't tried to load 100% of the map (or even 50%), but I know my laptop is shitty (specs are actually lower than yours, I just checked) and also the fan is starting to die so I'm trying not to push it too hard. Also, 100% looks *amazing* but I'm unlikely to make a round the world trip any time soon. I've been on a dying spree lately, 30% of the world is plenty for me to die in so far. Haven't tried three colonies, but two is fine so far!",Will try to make a benchmark test with 5 bases with I dunno 5-6 colonizers and spawn a lot of creatures so I can inform you how it goes with my specs =) +"Flash S03E03 'Magenta' Live Episode Discussion Synopsis: Barry (Grant Gustin) and Team Flash are thrilled to reunite with Earth-2 Wells (Tom Cavanagh) and Jesse (guest star Violett Beane). Wells confides to Barry and Caitlin (Danielle Panabaker) that Jesse has all the powers of a speedster and has been saving people on his Earth. He is concerned about her safety and wants them to talk her out of using her powers. Meanwhile, Magenta, (guest star Joey King) a new meta who can control metal, terrorizes the city.",Wells has the meta human ability of common sense +"If you gave me the million dollars, two of us would be laughing and one would still have a million dollars. That is a net gain for humanity :)","If he had the million dollars, and gave you the million dollars, then you gave it to me, we'd all be laughing and one of us would still have a million dollars." +He sucks dude,Here you dropped your +How inbox collectors display their tree!,Noob - no protector on it +got the game on friday. Any questions?,Is Jordi in it? +Oh look another DAE LITERALLY HITLER piece from the Guardian... How new and refreshing,Apparently they sprinkle in good journalism with the bad you know. +Especially if they have no keeps. You could end the game but its better to deny them boss!,Make sure to go b and then do merc camps on your side of the map and absolutely not help the boss kill the core. +Peed on...?,... Reacher :] +"ooh, very nice. I've been looking at getting a Scar-H for my next gun, what make/model is it and how does it perform??",Its obviously the $3200 .22 SCAR 17 +I do love that JLI recruitment issue where Creeper basically lifts a gag from Stripes. Have you ever been convicted of a felony? You said *convicted* right? Come to think of it...,"As much as I kind of shit on that book, the recruitment scenes gave me a good chuckle." +You definitely don't know how to use commas.,Username checks out though. +"Just pull up part 91, highlight the parts where it says the PIC shall: have all pertaining NOTAMS prior to flight, weather and do on. It's not your responsibility until they put it in an SOP. I agree, if something is a legitimate issue, by all means tell them. But random Tower light NOTAMS are not our responsibility to ensure they have those.",BUT WHAT IF THE NOTAMS CAME OUT AFTER THEY LEFT THEY NEED TO BE IN CONSTANT CONTACT WITH FSS/FAA NOTAMS PAGE AT ALL TIMES F5 F5 F5 F5 +Relevant.,Username. +"Latinos tend to vote more conservatively anyway. If the democratic candidate doesn't excite them, they will prefer the Republican, even if they are biased against them.","Well, if they vote Republican they're clearly racist" +Pitta with two of the worst possible blocks on back to back plays,He was the one who let collins just totally wreck flacco right? +"I don't know exactly what I'm supposed to be looking at, here.","same here, i don't get it" +"I was doing the first two parts of the guide: the attract and repel. The basic must be done first Also, I am extremely busy irl for college and piano practice",Oh... Ok... ~~***GUYS I KNOW MORE STUFF ABOUT ANOKUU***~~ +Maine Smash 4 Power Rankings,"Not a single bUrself, 0/10 worst PR in existence" +I swear she changed her profile pic to the tear herself...,Because Clinton's cabinet sooooo would not have just been people who bought their way in. +"Wait, did I add that right?",I've always loved that whenever Homer imagines himself as Senator or President he has a top hat +"Next time try some honey. You kind of gave away the game there. Now again, fuck off. I dont suffer Brock's trolls gladly.","Mods: out of respect for this sub, I'm done with this time-waster." +"so as long as my clothes don't burn, I can't be hurt by fire? This changes my entire real life...",Makes sense to me +"But if I listened to you then I'd be doing what someone told me to do with my vote, which you implied is a bad thing!",4D chess +Follow the instructions and give me your answer in three words (why? cause I said so),Major cities in Ontario +"...well, it is a request.",*1 million years later* +"Oh, derp. I see that now haha.. it is good to see other people are finding the book helpful as well. Are you reading the book?",Haven't gotten it yet +can I get a fuck Roger Goodell?,You wait your turn. +Trump slams Michelle Obama: 'All she wants to do is campaign',I think he's trying to win the election by some sort of integer underflow +"LOLWUT? Out of the 317 episodes, there's less than ten episodes of actual filler.",I know I forgot to put an +Dansby Swanson crushes the Tigers' playoff dreams with a clutch double play.,Dansby you beautiful beautiful man! +A large amount of charms were added to the store today. All are able to be bought with renown. All prices shown are with the 10% discount,i think the ACE one is my first choice +Seconding the u/TribeOfficial AMA!,"Oh, the unrestrained takes would be molten." +More like I'm going to improve the new player experience! A while later... fuck,:( poor little octopus +IrI would have put the print in the back but looks nice anyway.,I usually have a backpack on me and didn't want to hide it +"Kevin Durant has not scored 20 points for the first time in 72 games. With coach Kerr taking out all of his starters with a few minutes to go and a large lead, it's unlikely he gets to 20. He ends his streak tied with Michael Jordan for 72 games",Flog +A haircut.,wadafak +"It's an aesthetic choice that makes no sense. It's just a blob of hair. What is possibly sexy about it? It's not styled or colored or anything, it's just a little black brillo pad between the legs. There's nothing conceivably sexy about a brillo pad. I'm surprised nobody has used the, It's how u kno she's a woman defense yet, because that's part of my point as to why it makes no sense to find it attractive - most guys who like bush don't *also* like leg hair and armpit hair and upper lip hair on women, even though those are also signs of grown women, too, so the fetish for bush makes no sense. That's why I must conclude that most people who like it are just old men who want to re-live their youth back when bush was in style.",STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE +"I know for a fact that if the person behind the load when it falls off is a motorcyclist, a lot could go wrong.",I think it was missing an +"Worst Club Names Just saw the thread called Best Club Names, and thought I would complement it with this one. I have seen some horrendous names and some really popular but really not funny club names (I'm looking at you, Egg Fried Reus). What are some of the worst ones you have seen?",Worst one: dont messi with me Best one: McRonaldo +"They don't have bacon. By definition, In-n-out cannot be the Best",This man speaks the trufe. +Please bring back T screen for season 4.,T +New Mario render?,Analyze it for clues about Mario on the switch +It's stupid and cringy.,"That'll show her, right?" +I think unattractive women will still get more than an unattractive guy,They will get the same amount. +Didn't a lot of the performance issues with No Man's Sky only affect high end systems (but not lower end ones which could run it fine)? Almost every performance complaint I've seen has been talking about how a 1080 can't run it but then there are loads of people who aren't having issues at all.,970 here with 20-75 fps on high/med settings +Her?,"I think OP is the one in the photo, and it was his female friend who brushed the dog" +The Buried crash was at a much higher round so many people are unaware of it. It usually occurs around the 150s.,"Ah, is understandable then." +kablaze | Imperial Circus Dead Decadence - Uta 99.51% FC | 614pp,so many uta fc that makes this song seems ez +Excellent rebuttal.,You forgot this: +If only the alt-right held that same train of thought of libtards and protesting we might could make reddit a civil place.,These guys don't represent Trump supporters but those guys who carjacked that guy in Chicago absolutely represent Hillary supporters. +"Alt-right is just the 2016 buzzword for racist, which in itself was just a buzzword for white person who's not an Obama supporter.",Yeah even though they call themselves Alt-right and are unabashedly racist it's just a made up buzzword to silence white people +"Looking for trance tracker I'm looking for good trance tracker.Already have an acc at TranceTraffic,but content isn't satisfied. Maybe exist something similiar to TranceRoute? IMO it was the greatest trance tracker,but closed :(",sadly there aren't many options out there and honestly wouldn't be surprised if one shows up to fill this niche; TT is your best option. +You think them making a one off line about Barb is going to ruin the entire show?,"No, but it's a very slippery slope" +What do you like at taco bell for breakfast ?,I really like the biscuit taco but the value burritos are good! +"Removing stuff from the registry is almost never helpful and can frequently cause problems. I can't count the number of systems I have seen broken by ccleaner. Programs like WinDirStat by themselves are not harmful, unless you somehow end up deleting a system file but that is rare.",I've never seen one system broken by CCleaner? +Can you bottle it? WHAT IS THE SECRET?,The secret comes in a bottle... +"It's thumbing the scales. Is it guaranteed to work? No but it shifts the odds. With the nature of viral media, you never know what will gain traction. This way, they kept flinging shit at the wall until something stuck.","After how close the Gore-Bush election was, I suppose it should have been obvious that a group would eventually try to do this" +"Basandomi sull'unica foto che ho visto, no",E infatti l'ha detto anche lei che la foto fa cagare +"So, if you begin a task with the intention of failing but instead succeed, then which have you done?",You failed at failing by succeeding. +Remember when I ordered an open box 1080 and got an R9 270X? This time I ordered a brand new 1080 and got a 980 Ti.,no fucking way +Life in California could be surprisingly normal if 'Calexit' happens and the state secedes from the US,I'm sorry we have a system that prevents California from dictating the nation. +Girlfriend wanted the facial hair gone. This felt weird.,Missed the eyebrows dude +One of the worlds most venomous snakes lets try and get up close to hit it....,The snek told him to get fucked +"This is so disturbing to me. They were so bent and twisted and it was just horrifying. I need a place I can go to see pictures and gifs of cute, wholesome things to clean my brain now.",If only there was such a place. +"Yea, but you're fat, so...","And, you lift funny" +So that'll be a lot of fun,...for me +On par? With who? Aliens? We could do nothing for 20 years and still be ahead in superiority. We're not even on the same level as the rest of the world.,A GoPro Karma is capable of carrying and delivering a playload of Samsung Galaxy Note 7 phones to destroy multiple target on American soil. +"Virtus Pro havent lost to a NA team (With their core 5) since November 30th 2014..... Almost 2 full years This will be extremely hard. The veterans of CSGO. Have been together for 3 years with no roster swaps. Neo and Taz have played 13 years together now, Taz/Pasha/Neo for almost 11 years now. VP will instaban Nuke, Will ban Dust 2, Will ban Overpass Expect the map to be Cache or Cobble. Ill be shocked if its anything else. If the map is Train or Mirage, then OG fucked up their veto incredibly",that statistic is INSANE +"Not sure either, probably is like 7 3-7, sounds legit.",not 7-3-8? +and the red spaghetti with banana ketchup instead of actual tomato sauce.,"the plot, I mean sauce thickens..." +Did you miss Civil War? Spidey is MCU now.,But rights still belong to Sony +That's what he gets for wearing kerosene cologne. Because that's the only possible way this can happen.,"Look at the dark spot on his shirt, the part that catches fire." +*FIX BAYONETS!*,front on knifing animation is fine +Payback to Ferrari for spinning him out.,Salt incoming +When the NZT side effect booster shot run outs...,You're a cunt. +"We may be running out of water, but the majority of our water use is for agriculture to provide crops for the rest of the country. And our state is definitely not going broke, we've run a pretty consistent budget surplus. Enough so that we provide more money to the federal government than we receive in federal funding.","Idk about calis crop supply, but doesn't California have like a half trillion in debt?" +Gun needs to fire diamonds instead.,It costs 400 000 000$ to fire this weapon for 12 seconds. +Dirt is normal. It is part of nature. Your toddler should be exposed to it. Overly sanitary conditions likely contribute to many of the diseases and maladies of civilization.,"I agree with you, but too much of a good thing can be bad for you to." +Now I can't unsee Trump and Duterte locking horns over almost anything.,Plot twist: they'll get along after some locker room talk. +"You have no idea what caused her death Yes, she battled with alcoholism, but considering she also experienced abuse, homelessness, and poverty, I find it really disrespectful that people keep bringing up her alcoholism. We don't know the circumstances that led to her death yet.",Yet it's a reasonable hypothesis st this point to think that an alcoholic with a sudden influx of a looot of money might have abused alcohol sufficiently for bad health outcomes to occur. +"Yeah, I have a story with Squishy too. It's not a big deal, but I have been good friends with Squishy, playing RL with him and talking on discord, for at least 3-4 months. He just randomly deletes you because the fame gets to him. He usually added me back and apologized, but about a month ago, he kicked me from his discord and blocked me on steam (truly randomly) and he ignored me since. So yeah, Squishy isn't quite yet mature enough to be a respectable Rocket League pro, and that's coming from a 15 year old RL player, but that's just my 2 cents.",I'll be your friend +"Should I buy Siege? Please for the love of god stop asking this! I've seen this question hit the front page 4 goddamn times now, do you expect all 63,000+ of us to tell you it's shit? I was around Titanfall 1 when it was released and as numbers started falling, this question was asked so many times on the sub a thread was put in the sidebar for it. Siege is popular and fun, we don't need stupid questions about the worth of purchase. If you like shooters with more teamwork, buy it. There's a free play weekend soon, play it. STOP ASKING IF YOU SHOULD GET THE GAME.",No you shouldn't buy R6:S. Everyone in this sub plays the game ironically and none of us actually like the game +re:quest - Narcos Just finished season 2 and boy what an amazing series. Im sure boys would LOVE the camera work. Sometimes the whole scene that lasts 5 minutes is just one cut!!! And amazing portrayal of Escobar!!! Amazing series would love to see them review it in HITB,"I loved the series but they don't do TV series, Stranger Things was a one off because of it's 80's films vibe." +"Where do I start with women? My life was, and still is, the epitome of holding back. While others in middle school and high school went out to get the girl they wanted, I was always held back by insecurity, shyness, and a lack of ability to talk to women. Playing video games were easier. Since the first year of high school, I aimed to improve myself as a human, and only after 2 years I started (slooowly) to become the man I'd like to be. I build up my character, which was pretty much nonexistent, I made some friends, I started to understand how I should shape myself. But my life was almost always void of women, before high school, because I was really beta and never could figure out girls (even though I wasn't really unpopular, quite the opposite in fact), and during/after high school, because I was in a technical high school, so there were like 20 girls vs. a few hundred boys (we used to have a joke, that we have 20 girls in our school - two of which shave their legs, and both are taken). Currently I'm on a first year of IT-related course in college, and obviously the proportion is still not in favour of males, but that doesn't matter, as the wonders of being an adult college student are that you aren't confined to your fellow students' community in search for a partner. Therefore, I ask you this: if I have no idea about dating, women, sex, and all this stuff, and I'd like to find someone, what should I do? The only guidance I ever got was from my parents (which was useless, as the times have changed drastically) and from my collegues (which were way more experienced already so all their ideas were crazy to me). I mean, I know you can pick up women everywhere you find them, but from someone starting from zero, how could I get more experienced and comfortable with dating, relationships etc.?",To start with women cut off penis and get boobs job. +"on positive side, its known that spanish shipbuilding industry isnt top ntoch, they will be paying inflated prices and getting substandard quality.","lol, the ignorance." +How did he feel about your pick for president?,"what was he supposed to do, punch me in the face harder?" +"yeah, but you guys are comparing the full silencee build with only fervor+DD haha that's kinda unfair",He asked for it thought. +She thicc.,*Thicccccccccccccc +"I think everyone cares about their country, they just have different ideas on what's best for it.",Republicans care about the country... about how much they can dismantle to enrich themselves. +Get your own damn flair.,I love you +Make It - SC Box build #2,What is that overhead router/drill on rails thing called? +"Before someone posts a why bitcoin price is dropping , may I suggest this likely buy the rumor sell the news type of situation related to the Italian vote.",price dropped 1.2% Panic sell! +"Yeah, well this time, they'll really mean it. The DNC is hiring the best They're going to write Tweets and reblog memes. They've already got 1,000+ bloggers ready to write articles about how Trump is going to personally break down your front door and put you in a death camp for being a minority, or gay, or even really just any color other than pale white or heartthrob orange. They spent the last two years doing this, so they've really improved. Just wait.","If they keep doing the same thing, it will have different results, right?" +People only get pissed when Nate is referred to as 170 though.,he was 280lbs though really... +"What do you eat for lunch? I have an idea of what Americans eat for breakfast or for dinner. But what about lunchtime? I guess it depends on some factors like whether you're a student, work at an office etc. Do you have another warm meal, just like for dinner? Or do you just have a PB&J sandwich? Are there some typical lunch meals?","Piece of fruit, a granola bar and a peanut butter and honey sandwich." +Trying to be as unbiased as possible - I think he did for the first 15-20 minutes. Until their first dust-up (can't remember what it was over) but until that point we were having a very presidential debate about whether Trickle-Down or Bottom-Up economics is the way to go. Then things got Trumpy.,As soon as hinted that he might not be as wealthy as he claims he went into full meltdown mode +"A Trump supporter goes home... A Trump supporter goes home and masturbates his typical useful idiot fantasy. A Berniebro attacking Hillary, a Berniebro pushing false equivalency, a Berniebro voting for Jill Stein. The Trump supporter enjoys intercourse with his Berniebro, as he secretly fantasizes Trump raping everyone on the left. The Trump supporter and Berniebro get dressed up on Sunday - and go to a Trump rally, or maybe to their pro-Stein group. Have you ever looked at the Reddit posts on your local subreddits? Do you know why threads like Trump and Hillary are the same get so many upvotes? To what in us are they appealing?",I'm glad to have started a trend among this sub. +"Best as a fan of my team? No Best in terms of balance? Hell yes. There is no way to know who will win a match in advance, that's what makes it exciting!","except for betting on korean teams, that's still a safe thing to do" +YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO PRONE! Nuff said,Fucking role player ruining the game +KC-10's and other aerial tankers also have a boom operator - a crew members whose only job is to make sure something like that doesn't happen.,He had only one job. +Randy Quaid Spotted In Canada,"Hey, Kids, I heard on the news that an airline pilot spotted Santa's sleigh on its way in from Halifax!" +Chris Archer to pitch for Team USA in WBC.,I see Team USA doesn't want to win +Just boils down to more control tbh,But Archer has more walks/9 IP +"They may have said shit, but again, I don't remember riots. There's a huge fucking difference in what happened in 2008 and what's happening now. If my kids are in trouble, they can scream and call me names all they want, but if one starts breaking shit it's different.","No, everything is all the same, and it's white people's fault regardless." +What cis privilege looks like for gay people,But white cis gays are so privileged +"She might've been told Barry can run at X speed, but even so, how can she tell how fast RF is running just from getting a glimpse of him for a second?",The League of Assassins train their members to be able to analyze the speed of an object so they can accurately take out a target at any speed. +Thats terrible. You might win a game and one of your players doesnt want to finish and waits for the next baron spawn just for that and it can lose you the game.,Or you know git gud and end it yourself +"Kickstarter Cancelled, but Not the Dream",What a surprise +Let's get this shit over with.,Greetings 51st district from the 15th up north! +No thanks. It would be too expensive to send you the pizza only for you to send it back.,i lol'd on the edit +Malamute Dragon by Bogdan Marica (xpost r/EpicMounts),Wow this is fantastic +How well they did it is irrelevant to the point i'm trying to make. The devs tried to do something extra and people didn't like how it turned out (who knows if it is actually finished) and are constantly complaining about something extra they did. They have no reason to try to do extra if people are just going to complain.,Pretty sure most people would have preferred they did nothing at all as opposed to this perpetual cocktease. +The Vikings are so good and that pisses me off. Shoulda won that damn WC game.,All the points were scored by Blair Walsh though. +Thats what keeps Mr. Burns alive.,"Nah, he's kept in shape by all his illness neutralizing one another while they fight among themselves, didn't you watch that episode?" +"Lol I posted the same thing yesterday about vanity items drop rate being too low, got quite a few people calling me a whiny baby",Stop being such a whiny baby about people calling you a whiny baby. +"What trainers returned in the Battle Tree, if I can ask?","Outside those announced (Red, Wally, Blue, Cynthia) there's [ Colress, Frontier Brain Anabel, Grimsley, Sina]" +Anyone got the percentage on florida's chances of winning the east now? Last week it was sitting at about 17%. I'd expect it to be around 7-8% this week.,"It's got to be Tennessee with the best chance followed by Georgia still, right?" +We should send Matt Damon as one of the pioneers,Why not discount Matt Damon? +Haven't seen this in a while.,If by a while you mean a few hours...I know those feels +Dope! Oldies horror feel,"thanks fam, I tried to match the aesthetic of the old cover with something firey and then threw an old horror spin on it!" +-_-,"Sorry, forgot to put in the" +Not that part,"You just can't accept N. Fredbear was a girl this whole time, can't you?" +Toddler Sniper,That giggle at the end! +Fuck off.,"What a reasonable response, just keep ignoring population growth until the entire planet is Universe 25." +"Why is no one talking about the Nintendo Switch's battery life and storage? The moment I saw Skyrim showed off I instantly wondered how on Earth a tablet that size can handle that huge game and how long can it play that? None of these questions have been answered so far, and I know I'll catch some flak for going against the hype train but I haven't seen much people ask these questions. Hopefully this isn't a case of rose-tinted glasses, because when you wear them all the red flags just look like flags.","Yeah I'm wondering about battery life, storage, and frame-rate on mobile." +"As a 48 year old, I remember a time before memes.",As an 18 year old democrat voter I am triggered by this thread REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE +"Yeah of course they still keep track, but me personally I care because of those reasons. Plus I think them not releasing subs is because of the WoW token. They can be down like 1 mil subs which sounds bad but the amount of people using wow tokens increase which actually nets them more money.",Why count subs and tokens separately? +"BAN ALL MASHUPS Oh wait, that's Mr. Rental...",BAN ALL FNAFFANS +No how about minorities stop committing the most crimes in the city. Cry because Arabs and blacks are stopped the most . Don't act like it isn't for a reason,Yayy racism! +Yeah I voted for trump. I vote for people not getting investigated by the fbi,Yeah but Trump said mean things! +I'd watch that,One of those things you didn't know you *really* wanted until just now. +Atheists BTFO,This is like visual ear rape. +The Florida Everglades would like a word with you,That's where you dump bodies right? +This looked good until I got to the shipping cost. They wanted $40 to ship 50 30ml bottles.,Must be where you live it's 17 bucks for 100 for me in US Ohio. +Her speech writer plagiarized the speech. I don't think she actually wrote it.,I agree but at the time she was insistent that she wrote the speech and didn't have writers. +"LOL Her disabled son who can't talk right, has emotional issues, and is clearly challenged, immediately feels the need to ask who won the election upon waking up?!? $100%",Autistic savant confirmed +Russia's Putin sees risk of budget deficit exceeding 3.7 percent of GDP,"2 sentences, almost too much to read in one go." +Aren't Paperboi and Darius an homage to Outkast?,Why do you say that? +"Go home, London. You're drunk. You had David Cameron. You're no one to talk.",David Cameron seems like the good old days... Shit. +"For many, supporting Trump was more about rejecting Clinton than supporting him. Clinton supporters don't seem to get this.","I can only hope we all get what they wanted, and not what trump was promising them" +"you wanna disagree with an election? That has been tried before, it was called the civil war. You can't win by shouting racist, about half of america just voted for trump and you are a fool if you believe the same group of people that voted in a black president is racist. this happens every 4 years now get over yourself",This just in: You can't be racist if you like at least one black person. +Those dogs have balls of steel.,That the reason they could stay so low. +"[Nearly there buddy. You've done great. And think of the glory that awaits you, if you pull this off, this game will the first since V1 to have a proper ending.]",[V4 had a proper ending too] [:*] +You can also see moving ball hit the blue one if you expand the gif really large.,"Yeah, it does hit it slightly: 3/10" +Torry Holt will forever be my favorite player from the GSOT. That man was fantastic.,He's the reason I'm a Rams fan today +"I'm using Sportsnet Now, but I'm using it on Xbox. No white bars for me. You might try reloading the page if you're on PC, probably just a glitch with the player.","I'm on a Mac, and reloading the page isn't working." +I mean he did well. Until he passed into nowhere.,Looks like i dropped an +I don't know what to believe anymore #TeamCharzard,Team I want some fuckingg McDonald's rn cuz I'm starving +"Liberal here. It only 'poisons' her relationship with the left, if those people are also naive and not pragmatic people.",You're not the left. +Not my best commit message,Commit messages should be in Imperative +He never said it was low. He was looking at the printer most of the time while troubleshooting with me. Had him restart several times and he never mentioned it. I got him to go into the settings and check the ink levels. I sincerely hope he did not overlook the warning it should have given.,"You'd certainly hope so; but with the number of stories on here of users that leave out critical, obvious information, I wouldn't take anything for granted...." +"I'm a Giants fan, but I also like the Eagles and the Cowboys. My high school classmate said this about 6 years ago and I will resent him forever.",Got something against the skins +Wer ist dieser 4Chan? Doch nicht etwa unser 4stand?,Vierstand? +Her body double is *Ted Cruz?*,Hillary Clinton is the zodiac killer? +"I got married to the most amazing person ever. Everyone shits on 2016, but man, it's the year I cemented one of the best things that happened to me, which is being with my wife.",Well congrats! +"Meh, more videogames copying hollywood movies without the writing or acting required to really make it work.","Wat, this is a sequel to a game made years ago, that isn't following any movie footsteps or anything hollow wood, maybe the whole zombie thing but that's about it and the zombie thing doesn't really have a whole lot of presence in the game since like half the game is fighting other people and really the whole story is what the games about the zombies are just a gameplay element" +"You just haven't played enough. No matter the hardware, every save file starts out smooth as can be, but gets worse and worse as time goes on.","Not trying to be picky but I'm pretty sure it's amount of saves not time, this game and saving a lot have problems" +"Christianity also believes in stoning women, specifically rape victims and killing gays. But you don't seem to be protesting Christianity, do you?",That's actually more of a rule for jews but I doubt you'll see anyone mad at them for it; Christians are actually told by god himself to let he who is without sin throw the first stone +Experience,"Oh, now I believe you." +"Imo Its too late for NA to become a top region. Regions like Korea started becoming really really good in Season 3. Why? Because they created the kind of solo queue environment that produces hidden talent that they can pick up and mold into amazing players. Think about it like this. Say we take two hypothetically equally skilled players. And lets just hypothetically say both are really really good. Now lets say one is from Korea and one is from NA. In Korea if you're good and consistently shit on pros in solo queue you pretty much WILL get picked up by a pro team or at least looked at. In NA however instead of finding and developing homegrown talent like Korea has done since Season 3, NA has A. Kept washed up pros around for waaaaay too long that needed to be booted ages ago Seasons 3-5 NA was notorious for this. B. Rather than cultivate new up and coming players and try to improve them, they've instead turned to importing. So if hypothetically you're really good as an NA player its very likely you won't even get looked at by a pro team over an import or some old washed up pro with a big brand name, so why bother? And because no one bothers NA solo queue is constantly a joke and everyone trolls, which means players that had the potential to maybe be great with some molding give up and join the troll fiesta and the region becomes a joke year after year. If NA wanted to be a serious Worlds contender it needed to happen years ago, NA needed to immediately boot all its old washed up pros back in Season 3 and not treat LCS like a good ol boys club, then start picking up NA talent out of solo queue and developing it instead of relying so heavily on imports. Then you'd have a self perpetuating flow of quality talent rising through solo queue. But NA orgs and players didn't do that, and so now they don't have that.",NA doesnt have the population for a good soloq environment. +Native 240hz TN monitor is on its way!,Do the Dumbo ears protect my virginity? +Good current gen or backwards computability couch co-op games?,"Overcooked, Borderlands 1-3, Diablo 3, Rayman Legends, Castle Crashers, Left 4 Dead 2, iDarb are the best couch co op games imo." +"For newer players definately Poloma\x When you get mechanically good there is that sick control-burst combo of Croak+Sirius. Petrify one and stun-kill another, then when you get really good you can go double Croak ( never played duo party in BR, obly in BLC, can you do doubles even?)",I don't think you can do doubles. +"No, every person I know with a desktop has had 7200rpm hdds. The only people I have seen using 5400rpm ones are people with laptops.",Oh well if that's all you've seen in your small group of people that must be how it is everywhere +Budget Beasts CBs?,95 Josh Norman +Stupid question: is there protein in this?,Tofu and beans yeah. +"Oh, really? I only saw that on the TARDIS after the prom, not on the other planet.",Yeah I just rewatched that scene and the St John's Ambulance sticker is visible on the TARDIS +And that is the price they pay for making poor choices.,god works in mysterious ways +Corey Taylor (Slipknot) follows Game Grumps has no one noticed this or? I'd love to see Taylor be on Guest Grumps,He's also been following a lot of the guys from Channel Awesome as well. +Who's a grumpy Gus?,Probably the guy sitting in a puddle of piss I'd suspect. +"Well, I didn't know that. I guess you learn something new every day :)",I'm more surprised Homestuck references got into a Duolingo subreddit. +Widowmaker,get gud +Professor Willow discovered that Eggs have different patterns depending on the distance required to hatch them. What does this even?,"i want to know the same, dont see any mention of it here hmm" +"What does he think he's going to gain out of this? The recount is against him... Just let it go, Pat.","If Pity Pat can hold the election count open until January, the State Congress can appoint him governor at the start of the new session (and they will because the gerrymandered Repubs are still there.)" +What country do you live in where this is taught at school?,Germany +Clinton calls Trump's aggressive sex talk 'horrific',"in a decent society, people like this are shunned instead of party nominees" +"Last year we had Shakey Hamels, now we have Shakey Bush.",Gonna need a shaky odor +"What did the Muslim woman who lied about having her hijab stolen gain? What did the gay film maker in Santa Monica have to gain? Some sympathy. So since there is 0 proof of this happening, you're probably lying.",Yeah I should totally violate someone's privacy to prove you wrong +don't come back. Assassins are broken and you won't have fun unless you are the assassin,You forgot this: +How to beat giannis moments challenge? I'm struggling with it and would love some pointers!,"run him at the point and put him in the post to get matched up with kyrie or mo williams, put him at the 4 when james jones gets put at the 4. straight to the basket.. if you miss the layup you either get fouled or have a chance at an offensive rebound." +"What is so funny about copypasta? Someone put a lot of time in writing out a wall of text, and all you do is just copy and paste it? Unbelievable. Freaking unbelievable. It is so fucking disrespectful for the original writter to have his thoughts repeated over and over just for some kind of sick joke. You fools know the CSU copypasta, right? People chuckle at it because he was very mad. Well, think about it, motherfucker. What if he WAS very mad? What if he actually had feelings and his day was ruined? Ever think about it like that? No, of course not. You tools just took his words over and over and used it for shits and giggles. How fucking rude. At this point, my 10 page essay on why I think Brawl is ass could be used as a copypasta. That is just fucking wrong on so many levels. I'm not going to write out a copypasta myself, because I don't want my words to be shat out over and over again. I'm just expressing my thoughts and feelings on the abuse of copypasta. It just needs to fucking stop.",Vagina boob +750,"Well then that is a must buy with it being that cheap, oh boi" +"as a cowboys fan, I honestly think you guys deserved the get the flag. that was weak shit on the refs.",Thats because it should have been a flag haha +More like 8 bit but still super awesome!,"Well, it's got pixels, so it's *n*-bit where *n* is a random power of two." +I don't think you'll like their solution of charging for overhead space,"I think Spirit charges for carry on bags, but they also a charge for breathing on their planes." +xDDDD sO RaAnDuum!,Oh god please no +You are completely nuts,Compelling argument. +You guys realize all Hillary did was spew hate too right? You don't get to accuse one when both were doing it? And i saw way more hillary commercials than trump.,"Yes, pointing out the hateful shit Trump has said and done is just spewing hate." +When I deleted my facebook account I just wrote a very dramatic goodbye post. Now I feel outclassed...,i guess flamming on facebook just took a new meaning +"Eh, seems like a win/win to me",Until you realize it's a behind the scenes photo of Fat Bastard in his birthday suit. +Animal calling 101,Guy on the right looks like Will Forte +"I'm an American who works with a lot of Aussies, Kiwis, and Brits cunt is thrown in every single sentence possible. At first I was a bit taken aback but now its completely normal to me.",Good cunt +Nothing is more appealing than being stacked on top of each other,"Well people are moving out of small towns and into cities so evidently so evidently yes, it is pretty appealing." +Set up a VPN back into your home network. Some home routers have this option. You could in theory then control Chromecast from any location. :O,I like the way you think. +"Red Dead Redemption Comes to PC, PS4 Next Week","Just broke three personal records: - Most hastily achieved erection - Most savagely dashed hope - Most hastily lost erection Thanks for that, OP." +He wasnt even good in that movie. Tom hardy should have got the Oscar,But he was cold! +Haha thank you!,No problem man you deserve it +Donald Trump: Deport George Soros. 1000 signatures.,The punishment for treason is not deportation.... +Shouldn't you have Hawks flair in that case?,Could throw on a saints flair in support of Kenny vac +Any suggestions for cool bars with personality? One stipulation: NO tv's! Nuff said. Neighborhood doesn't matter.,Skylark +"My father in law is a beekeeper. For two weeks he will celebrate his 60th birthday and I want to give him something connected to his hobby and to show him that I care. But the problem is, I don't know anything about beekeeping. Found this kit, will it make a good gift?",If you're in North America a gift certificate from Mann Lake (an online retailer) or his local feed and seed store might be useful. +CF Halloween! How does the rest of CF celebrate this most glorious of holidays?,We'll be in Hawaii tricks or drinking +Let seems to be in question. Many obviously didn't. Way to stay classy.,Oh you mean these lying hags who are suddenly feeling violated 35 years later one month before the election? +"Wow, Sims 4 for $10. That's pretty damn tempting. How's the base game content?",I think it's very good and well worth $10 +Report: LSU has given Jimbo Fisher an extremely substantial offer,Buckle up everyone +"hehe, you know what wasn't edgy? TFA. lol",Neither was that punchline :p +"I spent $60 on it and I feel I have totally gotten my money's worth. I spend hours exploring at a time and love every minute of it. But hey, maybe that's just me",I'm right there with you. +"I asked a climate scientist what we should do starting RIGHT NOW if he were president and had the backing of the congress. He said build nuclear power plants, shut down the oil and coal plants, require new vehicles be hybrids then eventually full electric, and phase out gas stations to be replaced with electric stations. Meanwhile, develop solar and wind to supplement or replace nuclear.",Cause electric cars are so environmentally friendly... +Honestly I have a lot more respect for the genuine supporters on r HillaryClinton than for the shills that infested r redacted.,Don't hate on computer bots doing what they were programmed to do. +But my handheld electronic device is superior to your handheld electronic device and is an essential element of my identity.,You are not so smart podcast? +"Mark my words, pedophiles will be the next group SJWs try to normalize",Incest actually +"Obama has a better body for clothes, he's slimmer.",I thought Trump was the most fit person to run for president? +"Useful free software on Tor? I was wondering if anyone knew where I could find some useful, downloadable, free-to-use software on Tor. Specifically software that is exclusive to the DeepWeb/Tor brower. Thanks for the input.",AB has API keys +"What's a type of snack you feel you invented, or that only your family eats?",Nothing too odd but when ever i have a bread roll and mash potatoes i love dipping the bread in the mashed potatoes before taking a bite +On narrow streets of cobblestone,Beneath the halo of a street lamp +"TIL Well, no biggie. Vietnam is still my favorite so I don't really mind","I went travelling around Vietnam because of it, would highly recommend" +Richard Branson: 'People will die' without Obamacare,'People will die' with Obamacare. +Just checked urban dictionary for a definition; and nothing. Anyone?,The woman who plays the monster is named Catherine Keener. +afew x kangaroos jelly,Beautiful +Trevor Bauer spent his friday night on twitter helping a highschooler with her math homework.,He should be focusing on baseball at 9:30PM on a Friday. +Ty Montgomery officially declared out today,It would have been really nice to know that before the noon games +I prefer being an optimist. Being a lifelong cynic has detrimental health effects.,"Putting your health before the nation, typical nationalist" +My 21 year old cat enjoying the warmth of the sun on a fall day.,"One day, i dont know when, i will reach the level of peace that this cat has." +I think genji should be in his own class and they should make the game revolve around him. That'd be a nice change don't ya think?,We'll make him the new face of Overwatch; I'm sure Tracer wouldn't mind that at all. +Trump won because he's a racist and sexist bigot and when other racist and sexist bigots saw he was running they wanted him to win to validate their own racist hate and bigotry. It's pretty simple.,Thank God people such as you are so enlightened and unbigoted. +"For me it's the lack of the trinity, which paired with the down mechanic has a bad impact on gameplay imo. Was stoked to drop the trinity when it launched but I don't think it worked out. I love everything else about GW2 but yeah, that drives me away.","People enjoy playing specialized roles, and lacking trinity sort of blurs the line to the point of homogenization where no class feel truly unique." +It's rather hard for me to make jokes about something that's already a joke,Lmao. +\#Marin,"I'll have you know we finally let the German Messi, Marko Marin go this summer." +Some Lovely Farm Animals,I lost it at Go Go Goat. +"Ah yes, Fox is pretty famous for their unbiased and 100% accurate information.",hahaha yeah they are amazing +"Best way to get games cheap, that don't fuck up the developers? Hey, I'm a student, and I've heard tons of good stuff about Overwatch, but i cant afford it really, are there any sites like Kinguin that sell games cheaper, but don't screw over the developer of the games? thanks",G2A +piu il tempo dello scrutinio,"Mmm, che goduria!" +Biologa kenyota malmenata dal tassista,"Ma anche lei, dai, lo sanno anche i sassi che non bisogna mai dire ad un tassista la strada da fare!" +ma dove se li e' bruciati tutti sti soldi?,sicuro non lezioni di canto +"Err, you clearly don't live where I live in Bradford. Niqabs are extremely common. Probably more common than any other head scarf up here.","Spent a lot of time in Birmingham where niqabs and burqas are fairly rare, considering how many Muslims there are in the West Midlands." +"If more men in this country had balls like his, there would be a lot less crying and China wouldn't be on our door step. the kiss-ass and do nothing Filipino man mentality is what got here. Any moment China could realize what pussies we have for men in this country and just roll over us.... Filipino men actually think going out kissing internal ass or sucking some Obama dick will stop them? Who among you will do anything but cry like baby on the internet?","Rodrigo, is that you?" +IS,BACON +"Not the person you asked, BUT I'm getting laser hair removal right now. The old way used to hurt a lot, but there's newer technology that isn't painful at all. It's a little warm/bordering on hot around areas with more follicles. But honestly absolutely worth it, 100% less painful than waxing, and for me it's working like a dream.",Is it permanent? +The Latest: Trumps attend church services on Christmas Eve,Where's Huff Po to tell me how this is racist? +except straight white people fuck them,"We exclude white people because they are racist by nature, its not racist to exclude them!" +Europe holds its breath as Italy heads to the polls for critical referendum,"Good luck, y'all." +But what happens when Cena wins it?,Submission knocks him unconscious rather than forcing him to tap out +"So far, it seems like he's just surrounding himself with friends and family rather than people that know anything about anything :(.",Watch out how the Trump family will end the DC cronyism +"If it's any consolation, this is what being vegan looks like in my house too (I'm from the UK). All that fancy bs is not healthy. You've got everything you need.",You're right :) I already mentioned that I wouldn't eat processed food if I had them avaible +Good work! Very extensive.,TY! +Damn! That pic is showing $600 worth of tapes then.,"Yes, and now they're about to go in the trash." +"Yeah I probably should have left that part out, my overall point was that if you don't get some type of answer from the questioning route and he research here doesn't add up with what is laid out as facts, maybe start amending the search by testing the validity of some of the believed truths.",Truth has came to light-ish if you read the updated OP +You are a child-devouring witch. What updates do you do to your gingerbread house to lure in the modern-day brat?,Pokestop +NFL reportedly won't fine Titans' Avery Williamson for 9/11 cleats,Why would he get fined in the first place? +Not a single word or sentence from any of these girls made any sense what so ever.,It made sense to them and that is all that matters. +When have you immediately understood that you're witnessing a historical moment?,Definitely this election. +omg this is beautiful my heart is aching from the raw emotions portrayed thank you for sharing!,Thank you for reading! +I don't think ideological testing will hurt closeted exmuslims.,"Yeah, I'm sure a nevermoose would know..." +What should we all do before 2016 is over?,"Personally, kill myself." +BREAKING: Donald Trump on refusing presidential salary: I won't take even $1,"BREAKING NEWS ON CNN: Trump finds penny on White House floor, lies about taking money from the government" +"Suppressing fire is just about the only use. Mortars, artillery, airstrikes, and snipers do most of the actual killing in modern wars.",If you'd have to use the STG77 to supress fire in automatic something did go horribly wrong. +Bernie Sanders warned Democrats he could beat Donald Trump; party sabotaged him anyway,It was her turn! +Victor '07 checking in.,ONE OF US. +"So, there's only about 3 weeks left to December. DE said both the infested and bard frame would drop this year. You guys think it will happen?","Well, if we can make a fortress using the Infested frame's maggot pods... that would be one heck of a *base drop*, am I right?" +James Bond: Daniel Craig Reportedly Offered $150 Million to Return to the Spy Series for Two More Films,"Hopefully if he does take the offer, he puts his heart back into it." +I just started CS and read the blog post. What do they mean with the remaining eight teams will meet in a single-elimination group stage. Is this a mistake or will there actually be no playoffs?,That's a wording mistake. +I would be worried about hurting the dog with the stick,....... +Why should I get a Subaru? I currently own a Volkswagen Jetta TDI. I am part of the buyback and I am looking at new cars. If I bought a Subaru it would most likely be a crosstrek. Why should I get a Subaru over another VW?,You won't have to cheat emissions tests +"A cheaper alternative might be a GTX 1050 or 1050 ti if you can't splurge on a 1060. If you do intend to go the 1060 route, you might want to consider the 3GB variant which is offered at around ~$50 cheaper and performs almost the same.",3gb is shit. +Built myself a new glorious gaming PC,"Specs: | ------|---------------- CPU: | Intel Core i5 4690k @ 4.4GHz CPU Cooler: | Cooler Master Hyper 212 EVO Motherboard: | ASRock Fatal1ty Z97 RAM: | HyperX Fury 16Gb (2x8GB) 1866MHz GPU: | EVGA GeForce GTX 1070 @ 2138MHz core clock/8680MHz effective memory clock Storage: | PNY 240GB SSD, PNY 480GB SSD, Seagate Barracuda 1TB HDD PSU: | Corsair AX760 Case: | Phanteks Enthoo Pro M Acrylic mid tower" +Global Times G20 Coverage - 70 stories in 4 days!,lol +r/natureismetal,this is awesome +Because your country is a wealthy nation today in part because you plundered these peoples' natural resources and labor. The least you can do is acknowledge this.,"Uh, learn some German history." +People will tell you their password but not their middle name.,if you type out your password in a comment it turns it into stars ******* +For just pennies a day you too can help fund a civil war.,how do I know my money is going to the screaming fanatical jihadists that need it though and not some well fed child? +It's like I'm trying to see the benefit in the bright ass fucking orange,"Idk man, I mean, that's cool if you works on roads at night or smthg" +Order online,She looks like a knockoff version of Selena Gomez +Achcha hai. Less profit to shitty bollywood movies,Less crappy movies from Khans. +...I think they were making a TF2 joke.,Yeah I saw it after.. Haven't played tf2 since the orange box many years ago. +Whats going to happy to Jimmy G?,"trade or not, I can't wait till Jimmy G is gone so we can stop getting these threads every three hours every day" +why are downvoting a man for having an opinion? Cmon lol,He's disrespecting the maple leaf +When the Deagle-stars allign,What's this crosshair? +No one on Trumps side is acting like this. There aren't riots where conservatives are destroying their homes and business to celebrate.,Shh he's british he knows better than you americans +"I wonder if these people realize that at some point they interacted with a pedo before in their lives. Hell I bet some of those people have friends, family or coworkers who are pedos. It's just that they don't know. Yet they wouldn't take service from one. Ignorance is bliss I guess.",Yeah if somebody took nude pics of my kids I'd definitely let them continue to hang out +I have some I can bring with me next week if my mp5 ever arrives.,I will be out of town for the next shindig. +Aren't there multiple H1B openings at Trump properties right now?,That makes him smart +"WARNING! All gamers that have got WD2 early... Please do not post any story spoilers, or you will be reported.",Marcus joins the templars and helps them find the last halo ring to stop Alduin the World Eater from eliminating all Pokemon. +SicK 1v3 clutch,Oooooh nice 1v1 from Sick +"And your country will vote for Le Pin in April/May, she is as bad as Donald Trump","But at least we have the most progressive far right, #1 is a woman and #2 is gay." +Wikileaks and Russia didn't write the emails.,"you know, I hadn't heard ONE surrogate after the election mention Russia, it's like that whole argument just stopped ... I wonder why?" +Kiefer is a Pirate,He's already a demon. +When have you immediately understood that you're witnessing a historical moment?,The day we invaded Iraq. +If we turn Soros over to Putin I will submit to the power of meme magic forever.,"So what you're saying is, a black bag move, to leave him hog tied and trussed up on the front gate of the Russian embassy would get your souls will be ours?" +"Sorry, i dont think i understand. Where exactly are the solder points?","Any of the 5v points on the board, have you done any kind of gameboy mods before?" +Donald Trump 'plans to split time' between White House and his New York penthouse,So presidential +"There was an outdoor concert and I could hear the bass for about 2 miles but the midrange+ wasn't clear at 1,000'. Why is this?",Attenuation due to resistance of air molecules as well as the shielding effect of objects are more pronounced at higher frequencies meaning the bass is usually the loudest part by the time you get out that far. +"So what do you make of the fact that Trump called for marches on Washignton after Obama won, and that his supporters, including members of Congress, called for armed rebellion if he lost? Are those tantrums as well? Or the acts of patriots?",Whataboutisms really make you look like you have the moral high ground. +"I don't know why you think its so bad, senior citizens sit on their ass all day and accomplish nothing. Our PM has put a commendable example by doing something similar. While he is toiling for this country's future he is also showing us how to make the best use of useless people. I showed my 88 year old grandmother the article and shamed her for being such a burden when 96 year olds are doing their part in standing with the nation in times like these. Jai Hind",^TopKek +and Dre.,last seen in Eminem's trunk +Having a 6 plug power strip and only 3 plugs can fit on it,"Well, that's the price you pay for cheaping out: you'll end up with a power strip that's designed for the least material use and production steps, rather than a sensible outlet placement." +Started off at 1904. But now down to 1256. Haven't had much luck. Last season I was 2444,"Cool, I wont be able to play comp with you but ill add you if you just want to play casually." +"So doing identity politics if fine, as long it is not based on a native European identity?",That's what the left in general have kept insisting so it must be true +"You know it, I know it. Everybody knows it",I said CITATION NEEDED +DeMar Derozan went Black Mamba on the Hornets,he must've worked out with kobe in the summer +Lebron James and the Cavs dance it off after Ohio State pick-six,if the buckeyes lost today i would have blamed lebron +"If you feel that way with skilled workers for H1B, do you not understand why the working class is against illegal immigration? It's the same idea.","Because fuck the working class peasants, that's why." +This guy's submission history tells a depressing tale,Incels FTW lol +Why only Blade? What about Blade 2? Or Blade Trinity?!!,"This guy is probably more familiar with two/three sword style, training hard with Zorro senpai" +A10 is op at mid range I don't give a fuck what other people tell me I know I'm right,Make sure you put +"Social promotion usually occurs at 16. Most inner city schools can't afford to hold a student back that long, they'd rather promote then off to the high school than keep them.",FUMU... Prepping to be federal government employees. +r/vgb,Subscribed. +"i really admire his work for centcom and for his service to our country. he's been retired since 2013 and i just hope the 'bomb iran' neo-cons didn't get any influence over him. we need to be tough on iran but going to war with iran would be a fucking disaster...russia is friendly with iran and i want us to be on good terms with russia without bombing iran (i don't mind us sanctioning iran or diplomatically isolate iran though, or even better make good deals with iran that help both the u.s. and iran out but also don't turn into bribes like obama's terrible deal with iran).",My point is that if you looked into his views you would know there is no way he supports just going to war with Iran. +"Almost black out drunk at after-office drinks I just got almost black out drunk after a night of drinks with co-workers, I even threw up and I might have said some ridiculous stuff. I even confessed to some of my co-workers that I'll be leaving the firm (I was obviously drunk though). I don't remember half of the night. They even had to drive me home. How do I deal with the shame? People had to carry my around like a baby. Like, I used to be the shy, quiet guy and now I'll be known as that one guy that drinks too much and throws up.","The trick is to do it again every time possible, this way you'll be known as the office drunk and it wasn't anything unusual" +"This is 4,000 times more corrupt than Hillary could ever hope to be. If your family is in charge, that is the exact opposite of a BLIND TRUST. If he has a conflict of interest between his business assets and the public good, which one do you think he'll choose? You got grifted you fucking rubes.",Corruption is only what's illegal +"My new favorite thing: when I encounter a ridiculously biased article, I look up the journalist's name on wikileaks to see if they are part of the Clinton Machine. (They are)","They usually also echo, or their boss' name echoes." +"1. Get beef, leeks, ginger, and chili 1. Put them in a pot",How long should they be placed in a pot before I can start cooking them? +"Well given 4pct growth is pretty much impossible, I'm gonna go with yes.",But India grows at 6%! +"I used several programs to extract the models directly out the game, I will share the files if it isn't in conflict with psyonixs.","Sweet, are the models print ready when you do extract them or do you have to do some editing?" +That isn't the issue here,"Yeah sorry, was just wondering because if not then that would be a huge inconvenience." +an entire thing is my favorite unit of measurement.,"Same here, I got it from Arrested Development and it's been my go-to for years." +I actually have an easier time buying the comic level buffoonery and ineptitude and posturing of Mussolini than I can buy the Hitler comparison.,"Meanwhile, we have a Stalinesque Russian leader who's obviously hungry for land." +but what about the 4.0 blockchains? I've heard that's where the real innovation will be. And don't forget 5.0 OMG.,"Yes, if Ethereum doesn't continue innovating it will be left behind" +I just said i'd be fine with it if he was on a minutes restriction due to his recent injury. Ease him you know. I thought that was pretty clear in my comment.,yeah but you're forgetting rubio is the greatest pg to ever play the game and we have to play him 48 minutes a game +Smash the Record - Liquid Hungrybox vs DT| Hugs Hugo's Samus loses 3-0 to Hbox's ness! LUL,guys i swear hugs is still a good player +Is he drunk? :O,He hasn't slept much these days. +What?,This is what this sub has become. +"Since it can get pretty buried in the main Diary thread, I figured most people probably missed it so I'm posting it for visibility.",What if a nation doesn't get formed? +"Guide for Aggressive AWPing As many of you may know I am a former Counter-Strike 1.6 and Counter-Strike Source professional. I've been playing Counter-Strike for about 12 years and over the years I've learned all kinds of tips and tricks for the game and I'm going to share some of them with you now. 1) Aim!!! I can't stress this enough. If someone comes running around a corner, aim at the fucker before you scope in. It'll greatly increase your chances of hitting them. 2) Jump peek. I know it sounds silly but it's what I was known for back in the CSS days. jump around corners and prescope at where you think the enemy will be, with the new jumping mechanics this is even more effective than before because your character model moves a lot more! 3) Use your pistol! AWPs take way too long to reload in this version of counterstrike so you have to always be ready to whip out your pistol and spray somebody down. ALWAYS use your pistol for close range, you can move and shoot which you can't do with the AWP. 4) Stop taking out your fucking knife. You constantly see on streams players switching to their knives between every shot. STOP DOING THIS. It doesn't help at all and takes longer to re-scope in. In fact unbind your knife key. Knives are useless in this game unless you sneak up on somebody and can backstab them. 5) Finally, I'll talk about the scout. The scout is an amazing gun when you can't afford an AWP. You move way quicker which makes it much harder for enemies to hit you AND YOU CAN JUMP. So instead of waiting until landing to take your shot with a jump peek you can jump around a corner and hit an enemy while STILL IN THE AIR. That's all I have for my aggressive AWPing guide. Stay tuned for future guides and good luck! -NostraDumAzz","Never heard of you, are u from NA?" +Vancouver council voting on empty homes tax today,This should be put to referendum. +"Mark Zuckerberg allows you to add 1 'rule' to Facebook that everyone must follow, what would that rule be?","Facebook is now a subsidiary of MySpace, therefore allowing infinite options for profile creativity and art." +The New Definition of the DAB.,This is really quite funny though +Surprise! Donald Trump is wrong about immigrants and crime.,"He don't even know his own Net worth, of course he is ignorant to world problems and issues." +Frazier is looking like a rain deer in headlights without ad out there..,Pretty sure a reindeer could just fly out of the way if they seen headlights +I wish prostitutes still looked this good... They've really gone down hill in the last 100 or so years.,They definitely don't look like that down here in New Orleans anymore +Microprocessor,*cough cough AMD cough cough* +"And even then, with most of our computers shooting up to 8-16GB of RAM it doesn't really matter as much anymore.","But your's only has 1gb of ram, and a pentium 3, thats like, half a chrome tab." +Thats a regular c at my old high school,"Where the fuck did you go to highschool, Pyongyang?" +"Disneyland's opening day, 1955.",It still looks the same today! +BIOWORLD. STOP THIS AWFUL MERCH.,not that bad better than most of the shit they make +Tim Tebow hits HR in first at bat,Intangibles. +"Thanks, announcers, for reminding all of us the Raptors could have been the one-seed last year. (Not that it would have mattered to the eventual outcome, obviously).",Idk home court won 5/6 in the ECF last year +"As I was saying in an earlier thread, this game was going to make me sad regardless of the outcome. Either team, after such an incredible and unbelievable run, had to be stopped, there. But after I saw Yamato here, I definitely wanted Splyce to win. Although I'm still sad for Unicorns... it just would have been way worse otherwise.","this, and to think this will happen again with c9 and imt..." +Do a barrel roll!,This games physics suck +You can buy them straight from the government auctions. Fairly cheap too.,"But, how you have money to spare?" +Investigating the repost on the reals....,Get back to me. +"No need to unfriend them. You could put them on the restricted list, and they wouldn't see posts you share with friends. If you really want, you can show any post to a customized list of people of your choosing.","Certainly good to know, but it's too late now :/" +Bloody Kyle. It's always a Kyle.,"Nice try, Kartman!" +"Hannity has always been loyal to us, and a few other exceptions, but yeah. Those who turned were never with us to begin with. All they have accomplished is to expose themselves - and they will suffer for it.",Hannity is rock solid and last I checked Coulter was still killing it? +"TIL Boris Nemtsov, a former physicist and liberal Russian politician who was instrumental in the introduction of capitalism following the collapse of the USSR, was shot four times in the back and died on a Moscow bridge in 2015.",It was ruled a suicide ^ +"Most Australian Catholics rarely turn up to church and don't take the church's teaching seriously. Still, we should reject those who are likely to take it seriously, just like we should reject the average Ugandan Christian or bible-belt lunatic from America. If it were up to me I would refuse to give a visa to a foreign duplicate of Fred Nile or Steve Fielding. The Muslims who don't take it seriously, who have boozy parties to celebrate religious feasts, who never say their prayers, and so on are fine, and they should be allowed in.",And who decides? +"Yes, it's far less inclusive. Source: Am French Canadian",Which one is less inclusive? +"Plus summer games was 3 weeks, and tomorrow is 3 weeks from Nov 1st, the date the event ends.",Do you remember what time they released the summer games stuff? +I'll take the GEC!,I will pm you in a bit +Not to be rude but the card transforms a random minion on the board. There are 8 minions on the board. 1/8. This isn't exactly rocket science.,"But it would either give him lethal or not give him lethal, so obviously it was a 1/2 chance of success." +Quas the god.,!quas +the four nations lived together in harmony,Then everything changed when ~~the Fire Nation attacked~~ it got patched. +"Oh, I should clarify. I don't really care.",That's cool man +Bringing edibles on plane?,No the FBI is literally already on their way. +What is the most pathetic meal you've ever eaten at home because you neglected to go to the store?,Parmesan cheese packets. +Family First,Maybe it means lowest tobacco quantity in town? +"The spoiler effect may not have been relevant in your state, and a lot of people may lean on it more heavily than they should when trying to make a point, but it shouldn't be discounted entirely. If we got rid of first past the post voting, and switched to a more sensible model, we could eliminate the spoiler effect and let people vote their conscience without worrying about putting the major party candidate they like the least into office.",We should just ban 3rd parties so they can't be spoilers. +AZR ends Relyks career,wow somebody's whose career ended a long time ago just ended relyks career +What is solo challenges? Too many H2H,Season Games and Live Events most probably. +a t6 champs team wasn't invited but t32 renegades were lel cod,they are doing this so that FaZe has a higher chance of winning! +Especially as Trump has seriously thin skin,Imagine sitting across the table of that carrot colored man trying to negotiate any sort of deal when you've written him off as a total flop. +Sitka October 2016,"After 15 years, I still miss Sitka." +"Better reverb, but he's off key.","I went in thinking can't be that bad, I'm a little bit tone deaf My god, it's wildly off." +"Lol, that's not how power scaling works :P","probably a reality warper too, just too top it if off" +This will hopefully spice things up a bit,"Yeah, i can't wait for the start behind safety car either ^" +"The microphone icon is only displayed on the tab header in chrome, if you are in-game you won't see it. (At least last time I used it)","Thanks, that's great to know." +Barkley is absolute trash,"No, he's not." +Maybe Bryz can strap on the pads again since it seems he's at the games sometimes.,Would that reactivate his contract? +Give Tucker her timeslot!,And the raise she's been demanding! +"If SMRT can keep going after a breakdown, so can you.",Nice try SMRT CEO +Ran into John Malkovitch at a dive bar in New Orleans called Johnny White's. I realized who he was and the bar was pretty empty so while i was ordering my drink I looked over at him and asked Has anyone ever told you that you have a startling resemblance to John Malkovitch? He slyly smiled and and told me that he gets that all the time. I laughed and walked out with my drink in hand.,What's a dive bar exactly? +You're welcome. Don't let anyone call you antisemitic for wanting to be informed. They are liars.,<3 +Those crowns have countless happy childhood memories associated with them. They're much too good for Trump.,MAGA hats are too good for trump. +what if she asked you if you want to play magic the gathering?,My red green deck is ready +"MFW the Don wins the popular vote too, killing the argument of any butthurt lib still protesting.",THAT'S A HATE SYMBOL +How so exactly?,By not peddling the same lines as msm +You guys are a joke.,And you're a fucking asshole. +Feels good man,Noice +A major symptom of climate change is more extreme and unpredictable weather patterns.,Great news for Texas +Two white men standing in a gold-plated lift are claiming they've stuck it to the elite,"Yeah, because all white people are super rich and lord it over everyone else." +Interesting. Can someone please explain to me how Pakistan supports Terrorism? And to what benefit do they gain?,Have you ever heard of Tehrik-i-Taliban Pakistan? +"Funny that, I think many other Euro sceptic countries would actually see a UK damaged by the EU as MORE reason to leave. The human spirit doesn't like to see someone kicked when down, and also by doing so it would just prove the true face of the EU.",You do realise: Not a good deal is not equal to punishment. +It's *almost* like Trump is going to be a Russian puppet.....,you forgot the +"Canadian here. First, nobody knows who's responsible, so stop blaming each other. This election is getting scary. You've got Trump supporters who are turning on their own RNC party, and yes, there may be deplorables in the Democratic base. Until the culprits are found and identified, stop sniping at each other. Also, people like this don't represent the majority of voters and supporters. Can't we all just get along?",lol... you are just worried we are all going to flee north. +MJ's hangtime was ridiculous,He goddamn looks like a different species out there lol +Armoured/Lore Freya Concepts,10/10 would impliment +Ghost in the Shell | Trailer #1 | UK Paramount Pictures,It's a shame that the release of a live action one will completely destroy all copies of the anime leaving us with nothing to enjoy but this. +me irl,When the meme is tired earlier than you are. +"Oh wow, it's already a year? I wasn't too hopeful beforehand because I didn't care about any of the potential candidates people had been talking about. About 5 mins before the direct started, I was talking with my friend about what character's we'd want to see, and I'm like The only character I can think of that I'd really want is Cloud and he's like Well that's probably never going to happen. Then it fucking happened! Lol I'm getting excited just remembering it. That was awesome. When the song came on I had that Shit, I know this but can't think of what it is moment. Then Smash x Final Fantasy and I'm thinking, Holy shit there's no way it's actually Cloud. Then Cloud's boots on the screen and I was mindblown. My favorite reactions were Nairo + Gunblade and Maximillion Dood.",Maximillion's was gold OH MY GOD I LOVE VIDEO GAMES SO MUCH!!! +Many people call that the flag of the Philippines.,Some call it the flag with the sun symbol +It just sounds like he's the exact thing some Americans are with the United States.,"Yeah, but he's the wrong kind of patriot." +OK now I even get mad when we're down in Georgia. Definitely a symptom of too much winning.,You're getting sick of winning! +"Love when people speak as though they were a fly on the wall during the whole production process, you don't know what happened so don't sit there and point fingers at Snyder.",Yes because snyder doesnt have a track record for this. +Keep it up and it'll get 4 years longer.,Now that doesn't sound like a threat. +"It's a Mirror Bush. It might be classed as a weed in your area, particularly if you're coastal.","Awesome, thanks :)" +Recruiting a CSS mod,13 mods and not a single one can make a custom css... must be an all female team +Anyone seen this glitch before? O.o,"*Where we're going, we don't need droid callers*" +What really rattles me is that chicks think its okay to ask if you have foreskin when theyre totally thinkin about puttin that cack in their mouth. Ive had so many broads ask. Its like asking if their vagina is tight or a waste of my time. Cunts.,"But see it's okay for them to do that because they go through things you never will like periods and giving birth, life is much more unfair for them!" +Carr was off and had an injured finger. Run game was working and they couldn't stop it all game. Chiefs had no MLB. We're in the red zone on 3rd and 1 and they throw jump ball to Holmes. Why Musgrave? Why no audible this time Carr?,Why the entire 4th quarter wasn't dedicated to running until they dropped out of cover 2 I'll likely never understand. +"Software for Secure File Syncing and Sharing I'm currently looking into getting my hoarding on with a FreeNAS server. So far I feel I've figured out my offsite backups with Duplicati. But what I need now is to figure out is what software to use to sync my Desktop, Laptop, Android phone and whatever else that may come along. I've looked at Owncloud, Nextcloud, Seafile, etc. but I don't know enough about them to be able to pick out which would work the best. I've toyed with an install of Nextcloud from the plugins page but I have no idea how to secure it with HTTPS and the like so that I don't have to worry about someone sniffing my data. If you guys could point me in the right direction that'd be great. I think this is my final roadblock before I can settle in on figuring out what hardware to get for my final setup.",BTsync? +Revolution,Wow I wonder why south Texas is so blue. +How can you be confident in yourself when you're constantly surrounded by people who are 10x more successful than you?,"I just remember what my goal in life is and keep reminding myself that in my career path it is doable (I want a 4-br house, 2-3 kids, wife, and a 10 second car, preferably a Mustang or an LS1 F-body, or maybe an LS2 GTO)." +"It looks so fucking awesome, its sad that people dont care much about VR.","yet, problem here: money and location (location make the vr stuff ridiculous expensive)." +Where are the American flags lol,"but abbas just filed a copyright infringement suit on the usa flag with unesco, so that's an arab symbol now too..." +HOLY SHIT NO WORDS CAN EVEN DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I HATE AGHOLOR RIGHT NOW,FUCKING WORST PLAYER IN THE NFL +PHYS 135: How Things Work,"Yup, easy as shit and pretty interesting." +"I'll just smash this light with a big rock, WCGW?",run it off +I am so sick of the church getting politically involved. If they want separation of church and state then they should also follow the goddamned rules!,But they want representation without taxation. +Ah shit I totally should have got the super moon in a shot.,"What would have looked awesome is a shot from where the water went out to, looking back to the beach with the moon in it" +Dani fans saying Shelby is throwing temper tantrum's to get hoh and now she is sleeping with production members? lol.,When she goes to the DR she's just having a quickie with production +no. He sounds like an average 12 year old. FNAF and Minecraft,Yeah pretty much. +So this game and last are just to sort out those who jumped on cause of the Wentz wagon right?,Hopefully +The Tiffany FRS,Not enough lense flare +"The trillion dollars given to the banks wouldn't enter the money supply, it would simply be used to cancel the liability on the balance sheet of the student and cancel the asset on the balance sheet of the bank.",How is that not injecting $1 trillion into the money supply? +"Why is it whenever one of my animals is doing something cute, when I point the camera at them, they stop immediately. This cat is playing to the camera like a champ","They don't want you to cash in on all the karma, become a famous redditor and abandon them for that memester-lifestyle." +"Women can tell colors apart better than males, generally speaking. Apparently Burnt Sienna isn't Darkest Orange or whatever",I don't know if there's scientific proof for that but I think most of it comes down to a huge amount of men simply not caring about learning a ton of names for slightly different colors. +trick,Wow that mom just got rekt. +Saw this Tentacruel in a gym today.. trainer might need to hit a Poke Center and heal him up,What lol? +Connor vs. GSP,Gsp doesn't have the fight in him anymore +Does anybody have a picture of Conor holding the tiltes?,"Oh geez that would have been a perfect time to take a picture, i don't think anyone brought a camera though" +UFC 203 Free Fight: Travis Browne vs Brendan Schaub,Bad stoppage was defending intelligently +"Also dislike Halloween. Let's have an anti-Halloween party where we just eat candy and binge watch Gilmore Girls. ETA: Oooh and drink wine, cause we're grown ups and can do that!",What wine pairs best with Halloween candy? +Bill Clinton He did popularize the blow job.,Pretty sure they were popular before him.... +Does shot IQ even do anything when you're controlling the character?,"I would say it might reduce the amount of contesting from the defender, or allows you to shoot more unexpected shots." +"Bro, Portland is like 95% white. People crossed the street when they saw me coming at night. I'm a big brown guy",But I thought Seattle and Portland were such tolerant towns! +Wasn't there just a blurb that Ingram got banged up?,Oh I wasn't aware +i'm not sure why infinity ward has stuck with such dull palettes throughout their development but coming from such a bright exciting like BO3 i completely feel your pain.,Well then we should stop calling it camouflage... +Chips wouldn't do anything. At best you might be able to detect when they're in the stadium. You'd never figure out who is on the field.,"They already wear the RFID chips and it tracks a lot of data: position, speed, etc..." +Getting a win this game should help us jump up to about 24 on the power rankings?,nah you get negative points for beating a Packers team thats just not having a good day +Donald Trump Expected to Pick Reince Priebus as Chief of Staff,"The more things change, the more the stay the same." +Neighbor parks over the parking line. What can I do about this? So my neighbor likes to park his truck on the parking line with a small portion of the back of his truck and his whole side mirror is jutting into my parking spot. This makes it extremely difficult for me to get in and out of my vehicle. What can I do other than leave notes and talk to the building managers? Can I get his truck towed or ticketed for parking into my private property? I always park dead center because the other guy next to me sometimes parks his SUV there and I don't want to hassle him to serve the other guy.,Get a smart car and you will have no worries.... +I think Haryanto did a pretty decent job this year. If he gets another shot though I hope it's still for a team towards the back of the grid.,He was good in quali but was outclassed on race day way to much... So yes he was better than expected... But that's about it +"Clinton was against gay marriage in the 90's, that is true. But people's opinions can and do change; just look at Trump, who was a registered Democrat until 2004.",But any politician that ever changes their opinion is a no good flip flopper! +"Does anybody else really like tragedies? Ok, that sounds really messed up, let me rephrase. Does anybody else kind of enjoy when bad things happen in the world? Like isn't there some entertainment value in watching different aspects of the story come out and piece together? Also the way they bring everybody together and get people talking about issues? I don't want these things to happen, but there is a special feeling when they do.",Yeah I loved watching Sandy Hook unfold +**improvving,Improv is short for improvisation so it would probably be less awkward to say improvising instead of improvving +I'm definitely planning a spring act to Rabbit Whore! It's gonna happen!,Do third eye with flashing strobos +I predict nothing. I've seen no advertising.,there's still tomorrow left. +When she texts we need to talk,**Lol** +"I brought a DBS, because I uh ... like refitting for the current task. + speed, agility, range, power.",Is there any specific reason why the Scout version instead of the Explorer one? +There are a lot of good power supplys in the $75-100 range.,"Seeing that PSU usually outlast 1-2 rigs, I can't see the reason spending less than $100-150 for something like the G2 or higher-end Seasonics - not counting for sales or mail-in rebates though." +Resurrect Walter jones!,#MakeLeftTacklesGreatAgain +"New Form Trunks stronger than Vegito? Seriously, what the fuck was that ass pull? He's suddenly strong enough to kill Fused Zamasu with just the boost from a spirit bomb? Whats up with Trunks power level?",I'm really hoping the manga cleans up the mess the anime has been making +What the media has realized is that they can't shape the opinion of the US electorate quite as well as they thought they could. They aren't too happy about it.,Ohh I'm pretty sure 24 straight months of Hillary Clinton's emails and 8 years of Obama is a gun grabbing Muslim terrorist with a fake birth certificate did a fantastic job at shaping the opinion of the US electorate +"Depends on the color of your skin though. May even come down to ethnicity, or both.",Gay here that's a thing +Is it a lunatone or just random?,I also got a lunatone so it may not be random +"Honestly, kind of scared. I live in Southern California and people have been protesting since he won. After seeing some Trump supporters attacked, I'd rather just lay low and not risk getting jumped.","These protesters seem like reasonable, open-minded people." +Streamer tries to cover up his accidental racist joke,Forsen in 2016 LUL +This subreddit has turned into a farm of memes.,"You forgot 'It's a Popgoes Promotion'... ...I fucking hate you, I put fucking 10 years into making that fucking meme, and you didn't even fucking include it on your list, how fucking dare you!" +Don't worry the wild bear won't get you OH GOD,So **THAT** was the first FNaF1 teaser. +Does this work with the elegy custom?,Unfortunately not. +"Yes, The Walking Dead will start again this monday! Zombie girl 13 x 18 cm acrylic on paper Jasper Oostland 2016",This is the first advert I've seen for TWD this season. +"2016 Week 4 Game Thread: Pittsburgh Steelers(2-1) Vs. Kansas City Chiefs(2-1) Please Remember: **Leave all opinions/thoughts inside of this thread. Anything that isn't newsworthy posted outside of this thread during the game will be removed.** Don't be rude. We're all here to watch the game. Do not troll the other sub's game thread/post game thread. We will be notified and we will take necessary steps after that. If you see someone in here trolling, feel free to file a report and we will take care of it. Thank you and enjoy the game.",Ben is slaughtering that defense +"FIFA 17 Defensive techniques (or any other FIFA) Alright kids, listen the fuck up. You're gonna learn some fucking defending. I play on PC but you fucks can translate these techniques to whichever fucking console you want. **COVER** You twats will have all heard about the 'cover' option in custom tactics right? Well it ain't just fuckin' about that, dumbass. You have to go through with it as well. All this shit about how the defence will defend for you is utter bollocks, to an extent. You want to keep the back line as organised as possible, and that means dragging your defender back from your shitty contain that you enabled 2 seconds earlier. That means anticipating runs and following them, whilst then covering with another defender, yeah? K good. **RUNNING BACKWARDS** Alright, you fuckin' moron what do you think you're doing? why the fuck are you running facing towards your own goal? At the VERY LEAST you should be holding contain towards your goal, to keep control and not go running off like a bell end. Hold LT/L2 and move backwards. It's so much more effective as your player will be able to intercept far easier. Doing this won't fuck you up in the long run, and will help far better against that shitty one-on-one you just fucking got yourself into. **PLACE DEFENDER IN FRONT OF GOAL** The amount of times I've seen cunts fuckin' run out of the way to let me through is ridiculous. ALWAYS keep your fucking defender in front of the goal. That doesn't mean plant him on the line like a Nazi, that means jockey your fucking player so that he is between the ball and the goal, don't worry about the opposition player, they'll do some daft shit like pass the fucking ball to you as they have run out of options and panic pass; else, your defenders will clear up. **AMBUSH** This is a genius fucking technique I have used over the years to surprise tackle-fuck the opposition player's players. So, as I said before (if you were fucking listening) you jockey the player backwards, you keep doing this until the player slows down as they can't get past, you wait a little bit AND SURPISE! he gets fucked, you go in for the tackle quickly, efficiently and you're on your way to scoring shitty corner goals or some shit. **BEAT THE SKILLERS** Want to know the best way to kill off those stupid skill spammers? Berba spins n' shit like that? Simple. You stand fucking still, no one fucking expects it; usually most players are too busy running around like a manic fucking chimp to realise that less is more, sometimes. **DON'TS** * For the love of all that is fucking holy stop using automatic player switching, Jesus you all fuck yourselves up and look like retards. I use semi-switching (air-balls) to allow me to be able to control a midfielder whilst my defence is lined up at the back like a fucking wall. * Don't contain and then double contain the ENTIRE FUCKING TIME - your defenders get pulled out, meaning I'm left with options to pass to. * Defend with strikers like an idiot. The reason most strikers don't have the highest stamina is because they're goal hanging fucknuts, stop defending with them, leave them be, they will score. * Like shitty auto switching, don't just run around with one player the whole time, they get tired and easy to predict. * Don't blame EAids for your shit defending. Since I've improved at defending, lo and behold, you don't blame EAids as much, yeah shit happens but you put yourself in that situation in the first place. * Stop using central defenders on the wings, unless it's the last resort. IF your fullback can catch up, let them catch up, you don't have to rush defend, it's unexpected and easier. Alright cockpilots, that's the end of that, I'll be posting god damn amazing tutorials on other things when I can be fucked in the future. Peace out.",Cunts run out the way Never done this before +"majority of them do not repeat the same phrase other then the guards. most of them have individual content. Not always very large amount of content but still different content. As for the building template, you are correct of that, however this game is much older and deserve more credit for the amount of effort put into the game.","yea, meanwhile the devs of skyrim put absolutely *no* effort in it whatsoever" +"Are there any platoons that do coordinated air a lot on NC? (I need the footage) Hello, I'm making a promotion for our noble air knights and wish to showcase them in all their splendour. In all seriousness, I hope that this will make more people see the benefits and awesomeness of rolling with coordinated air squadrons. All I am asking for is those who often do coordinated air platoons on NC to identify themselves, so I may tag along sometime and record them performing majestic maneuvers. Thanks in advance. From, ACTIONFIGHTER11",What's air? +This came up on my Facebook news feed. Top of the Wilshire Grand. Unreal.,"Who took the photo, lol?" +Probably some sort of custom collar with a handle to grab,I think that's a saddle mount. +Arabs are semites. Jews are semites. I'm pro-palestine and anti-israel. I am pro-semitic while I hope israel is wiped off the map.,You and Bannon would get along great I think +"Because in the comfort of their tent they can practice their aim uninterrupted, whereas dying before they can even press mouse1 does them little good. Besides, long range sniping is more about prediction than aim.",You still have to aim where you predict them to go... +"I've heard that Lega Nord has started reaching out to southerners. Yeah, you're not northerners, but you're still better than *i negri*. I hope that the American 'alt-right' doesn't end up becoming analogous as a result of Trump.",They have basically transformed the party from a northist movement to a nation-wide anti-Euro anti-migrant anti-everything-that-is-not-strictly-christian-european. +Then that points to the **real answer**. Simply don't censor at all!,That's why reddit works so well without moderators right! +Doesn't ambush lower your aim assist?,Yeah and without that aim assist it's 100% unusable. +TYT,Hahahahahahah +Maybe we should just make sure everyone has good healthcare,But if the poor people get health care how will I feel special and assured that MY healthcare is the best! +god damn liberals,Surf voice chat in a nutshell. +Zeke's Game Winning TD!,The steelers *let* Zeke run for a TD to conserve time +"The Colour of Magic (and to a large extent its immediate sequel The Light Fantastic) are largely a sequence of loosely related humorous events happening to Rincewind. To use a comparison you'll obviously recognise: its a lot like Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy. Later books tighten up the plot, have more character development, maintain spots of absurd hilarity, and gain moments and ideas that can really make you think and feel.",Very cool thanks for the help. +"Acer B286HK - $267.99(Manufacturer Refurbished, new for ~390)","To anyone still looking at this, bestbuy is going to have a Samsung 4 TN monitor new on black Friday for $250" +"New to the NFL, how to learn about teams and decide on a team? I'm new to the NFL. What's the fastest way to learn about teams, and team history and why should I be a fan of your team?","Come to the Patriots, we are coached by a sentient article of clothing and QB'd by a animal." +(spoilers) I don't think that we are playing as William Afton,"Erm, this may or may not be taken down due to low effort." +Sounders had Almiron Discovery Rights,"TAM for Seattle, then." +How do you not know who disguised toast is,He's probably only seen the videos where he's wearing the mask +They will have a cake walk with the disaster that is unfolding. We can only pray that the Democrats are not hijacked by radical leftist populism and can get back to being sensible.,I'm sorry the victorious nominee of our party hasn't been able to satisfy you on day -50. +I don't know what to say.,"Meanwhile, on the Internet..." +"MVP almost always goes to a QB, but it's possible. He will likely win Rookie of the Year though.",Easily has to be Goff +That's incorrect. it is bear.,"oh dear, let me" +"Did Ned ever state that Jon was his bastard? Is it possible Ned said, he is of my blood, then let people think what they would and he never corrected them? I know it is just a technicality but it seems to fit with Ned's views of honor to state something in a way that isn't specifically lying but is misleading. He did the same thing when he replaced Joffrey with my heir when taking down Robert's last words.",He calls Jon his son in the very first chapter. +Also welcome to the family :),How the actual fuck do you remember your username dude +Getting tired of all the preperations and yet very little action..,Yeah hurry up with the killing.. +once told me,pls no +I need to preserve a body but I cannot use embalming fluid. What else could I use?,Honey or tree sap and make an amber block with the person inside +Damn Junkrat players only doing trash damage.,You dropped your +"No 5th TD for Brady :( But, at least they're kicking the shit out of the Bills. I seriously can't believe people thought this game would be close.",There's still plenty of time :) +People want Obama to move to the UK and become the next Prime Minister,Won't it be a problem that he was born in Kenya? +Where will the next political bombshell land?,One woman's terrorist is another one's freedom fighter. +Oi,GT: OSE NERO +That is more like Morgan Freeman in there.,Pretty sure it's Nelson Mandela. +Come on man you know how that shit go,40 confirmed that it is should not shit. +Stephen Curry & Klay Thompson have both scored 30 points in the same game for the 10th time in their careers. Warriors are 9-0 when they do,You mean having 2 or more people score 30 points each wins games? +"Wow. When somebody is critical of the moderation, they get perma-banned? That doesn't seem right to me.",If that were the case you wouldn't *still* be here going on about it. +How is this not pure heresy from Pope Francis?,TIL I have to curse the Jewish religion in order to uphold my own. +No means Yes and Yes means Anal.,I like the way you think. +That's just gravity.,Who needs periods or hormonal cycles when the **MASS** of existence crushes you every single day. +YouTube account with Iron Cross profile picture defends Hulk Hogan's leaked racist comments: I'm black btw,because obviously Black people don't use locker rooms +Not a minority? Don't voice your opinion.,I'm a cis white woman who's been struggling with mental illness her whole life but it doesn't matter because every minority ever has it worse than me +Final exam in 6 hours. May I join you guys/gals?,Presentation on Monday about a codebase that is 10k LoC and I'm sitting here thinking about Rogue One! +Found the KSP player.,How did you know? +"Black and white is all, but there is also a silver one that came exclusive to hot topic and only like 240 or so we made... So probably not going to get that one",I believe there was 144 made. +"I had no idea, thanks!","Yeah, I have a Zdeno Chara stick that is 160 flex, a foot and a half longer than stock, and is probably 30% thicker than a normal stick." +"When everyone is pulling from the belt for materials for building it becomes harder to keep the belt full. A better example is when a large number of people want power armor MK2 with fusion reactors and such. Just power armor for one person is 14.7k iron plates, 26.2k copper plates and 200 blue circuits.",I find alien tech to be harder to get for that because in huge multiplayer the evolution factor goes up so quickly that it becomes difficult to fight aliens with the weaker armor. +"Do grapes need watering? When i water my grapes, the ground underneath doesn't go any darker, and on the wiki it doesnt say anything about watering them. Any help?",its a bit harder to see the ground becoming wet under a trellis +DAE develop a small crush on someone and then after a few days have made up an entire life with this person in their head? I think of all the fun we would have together in my fantasy world.,"Yeah, but apparently it's bad to put someone on a pedestal :(" +"Fellow Indians, any list of libraries which lend ebooks in India?",how can you lend ebooks? +This just in: Bernie Sander NOT a Democrat He's not a democrat! He has no right to try and take over a party that he fucked over! Go fuck yourself Bernie!,YOU LIE! +"He has to appear like he's leaving, so he'll be able to steal all the guns when the gun owners think they're safe.","Don't worry, HillBot 2016 will clean up all the guns." +Keepin' It 1600 tried calling him and he hung up.,Is this Larry's Wilmore's new show? +Incompetence masquerading as a revolution.,Thanks Bernie! diff --git a/chunk59.csv b/chunk59.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..4fa20cc945057da71a9906d2b75be4ce7d4f27fd --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk59.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1667 @@ +Input,Output +"Scroll to top, then swipe down again. Works great",It closed several times when I'm somewhere in the middle of the list. +Are Russian women okay to date Indian men? ...going to be in Russia for 3 months as a trainee. Any dos and don'ts in the dating game.,BC quora bana diya +"Fair enough. I read your comment as more of a coverage thing. It's definitely not cheap. To be fair I don't know of many mobile contracts that are good value at all, on any network","iD Mobile are good value, plus they use the 3 network." +Because they don't regret it.,"Alright so, if someone killed your parents and they don't publish an apology, then is that totally fine?" +1070/1080 can easily hit 2000Mhz clock speed,Yes but you need to be aware people still use older hardware... +Optic Rush calling out Northern Arena 2016 Admins,Gaming Paradise 2015 anybody? +"Laser technician here (as in hair removal) Spent 30 minutes discussing treatment and procedure during consultation. She reads and signs all the paperwork, I go through it all point by point and she initials it. The client is a good candidate for laser hair removal. We discuss prices and because its on sale that month, she purchases for full arms and adds underarm as well. 6 treatments for both (good starting point should get 75% gone) She calls back the next day, demanding a refund, because she wants to shop around some more and we should give it to her as good customer service in order to keep her as a client WTF? You didn't shop around and price it out anywhere else so you want me to give you back your money so you can go buy it somewhere else so I can give you good customer service? I could hear her husband in the background telling her what to say. I'm sorry you have buyers remorse, but we have a no return policy, it was explained in the consultation and its on the release forms she initialed and signed ! She's on her third treatment now and seeing good results.","Lady got home, told her husband, he got mad because it'd probably cut into his beer and cigs money... just a guess, I've seen it happen before" +Good Sportsmanship from Jabs and PWN during a 1v2,KappaRoss +Are there any standout WatchOS 3 apps?,Carrot weather is fantastic and was rebuilt for WatchOS 3. +Just weeks after calling the POTUS a 'Son Of A Whore' the President of the Phillipines steps up his game and declares 'Fuck you EU!',I like this guy +"If the aircraft requires 2 pilots (most planes that use captain and F/O designation do) and the F/O is **acting** pilot in command (but not flying), then yes. If he is not acting pilot in command, then he has to log it as SIC when he is not flying. I'm not sure how they decide who is acting pilot in command, or if F/O's are ever acting pilot in command, but legally I think they can. I'm not an expert at ATP stuff, but I think the same interpretation applies.","I meant the landing, not the time." +135 Mosely was a boss,135 Shane vs 135 Floyd would have been incredible. +Big Reverby Drop of Island vs The Island? I hope u guys have heard the song Island vs The Island by DV&LM . Can Anyone tell me how to they get such a big reverby sound? Have they used just Reverb with high Wet level? How to get such kind of wide effect . Can anyone explain ! thanks :),reverb and compression? +"Still on a run, they better get back with one hell of a stock",Better come back with Goku and Vegeta or something to help take out Negan +Is it? Because it isn't.,"It may not be a confirmed fact, but it sure as hell walks and quacks like a duck." +"How much would you be willing to trade for DeMarcus Cousins? Hey guys, I was just wondering for your opinion on how much you would be willing to give up for DC. Or if you think we should leave him until FA and hope he signs for us.","I really don't think Sacramento would settle for any deal that doesn't include CJ, which is unfortunate" +I think I need to try and marry this person so I too can live in Australia.,Well you could just move there... +I will not be Complacent. Complacency is the election killer.,I thought it was the Jom Haddar? +China threatens to cut sales of iPhones and US cars if 'naive' Trump pursues trade war,"Oh noooo, that sucks!" +That's even more ew bruh. Just roll a nice blunt and smoke the roach in a bong or somthing .,This guy smokes blunts +Trump to supporters harassing minorities: 'Stop it',"Silly Trump, you need to say, Cut it out, to get people to stop." +But he was soooooo restrained during the debate.,"Yeah, he would have had to look Chelsea in the eye *then*." +Republicans have shown they have no problem playing the blame game even when it's glaringly their fault. re. The Iraq War,"Well, we all know the Iraq War only happened because HRC voted for it." +"A protester has been shot in Portland OR by an unidentified gunman who managed to get away despite heavy police presence. This follows the police responding recently to these protests with rubber bullets, flash bangs, and arrests of the mostly peaceful protesters.","If the pigs agree with it, it wasn't a crime, obviously..." +"DotA 2's EG wearing Maison Margiela's, Qasa High's and Yeezys",I would buy high end shoes too if my team won $6.6m for playing a video game. +"Nintendo Switch is a handheld, and a home console. It's both. That's the whole entire concept of the thing. You don't need to buy two consoles, because it's both in one. Why do people have such a hard time understanding something so simple?",It has like 3 hours of battery life tho.... Clearly the worst hand held ever. +1 CC4 Crate 1 Key,add me +"No problem, Trump will just declare bankruptcy for us","Ha, yeah, he's the perfect person for the job!" +"The only Chad I know is 100% stereotypical Chad, also has a pill/drug problem. I don't know if that's a Chad thing.",I've only ever known a couple Chads and they fit the douche stereotype perfectly. +flair checks out,? +"EMISSION STALKER, FIND SHELTER","BLOWOUT SOON, FELLOW STALKER." +Good old redditors knowing what bitches sound like.,"If she is too attractive to sleep with you, she's a bitch." +"(NDRV3) Theory on the SHSL Lucky Student Now in the previous main 2 games we've had a SHSL Lucky Student but strangely we don't have one for this new game. Now one would think that this could be Rantarou's talent being SHSL ??? and all but I don't think so. I think he'll have a completely unexpected talent that will be some big game changer. Now who could be the lucky student? I'm going with Kokichi Ouma. I don't believe he's actually the SHSL Dictator like he claims and it seems even his bio seems to disagree with him as well. A boy with a talent that may or may not be true, claiming that he is the Supreme Leader of a secret, evil organization with over 10,000 members. May or may not be true already casts doubt on the talent he claims but just because he's not the SHSL Dictator doesn't mean he has no SHSL talent. He had to have been scouted like the others and also has been captured by Monokuma to participate in a killing game with the others SHSL students. So what could his real talent have been is what I was thinking about until I looked into his name. Sometimes names give away more about the characters. Kokichi has the kanji for small luck/fortune while Ouma is king horse. King horse could just be for the taken he claims he has of being this dictator while small luck could literally be a reference to his backstory of not being so rich or fortunate at home but at the same time having this good amount of luck that does good things for him when it matters yet he thinks of luck as small and insignificant. He calls himself a evil liar who tells nothing but lies whether kind or bad but the one lie he tells is the one lie he wished was truth which is being the SHSL Dictator. Being a person in position of power and dominance through good or evil methods. He acts this way since it may have been how he was treated at home or in his life but the one thing that kept him going yet the thing he hated most was his SHSL Good Luck. In order to escape the truth about himself he went into the world of lies which is his SHSL Dictator persona. In a sense it would make him similar to Celeste. Both coming off as manipulative liars or claiming they are, coming off as innocent with those fake smiles and hiding things about themselves. Celeste was lying about her name so maybe Kokichi is lying about his talent since like Celeste, it's what he hates and is embarrassed about. To him, being lucky isn't a talent and wants to be better than everyone else unlike Naegi and Komaeda who are content with their luck and roles. Tell me what you guys think. Fun fact: His name Kokichi is written similar to shoukichi which is one of the fortunes you could pull on New Year's Day which means you'll have some good luck within the year. Japanese tradition.",Ouma is a *lucky* bastard. +The best bit of the article is that during fact checking the journalist realised that one of the advisors the man in the title had picked as his foreign minister was actually a conman so the conman was fired.,"Yeah, what kind of country would put a conman in charge?" +Can we take a moment to appreciate how awesome the Harry Potter e-book covers are?,Don't like them at all. +The total distance walked with pokemon is tied to an individual rather than species,I don't get it? +Baby boomers show right way to react to Trump victory,Obviously baby boomers have a long history of never rioting +Please stop fantasizing about Michelle Obama running for president,Since when was this a thing? +"Delhi: I-T dept raids Axis bank branch, finds 44 fake accounts with Rs 100 cr",Soldier +Next gen PC cooling,Nvidia GTX 480 cooling +When your boss tell you And put region lock there!,"yeah, bethesda is weird, for example Fallout 4 New Vegas had strange region lock too" +Hanako's Daycare Center,This may be the cutest picture I've seen in a while... +My boy is hooked on Pavarotti,...and you're hooked on attention from strangers. +"We won't name the teacher, we won't name the school, there is absolutely no way for readers to validate Christie Blatchford's story. Blatchford's personal opinion on this subject is well known. I suspect there is a lot more that went on in that classroom. Shoddy journalism.",Tomorrow morning you will find out the name of the school in the Post. +If you would add one feature from deadzone to unturned what would it be?,The heat vision so I can lock on to my enemy across the map +Leaked memo reveals UK planning to exploit Donald Trump's inexperience.,This worked for the Republicans during the nominee selection... +Yup heroes which give vision are great vs Tinker. I also like KotL in the support role or Spectre if playing carry.,How would spectre stop his BoTs though? +Our group in a nutshell CLG plays a best of 3 vs. G2. We need to to win 2 in a row or split 1-1 and then win a tiebreaker. Realistically this is all that's going to matter. If we're lucky we can play the winner of Group D which is the group of death but likely the weakest 1st seed. So we just need to prep for an overconfident G2 and gg boys.,"You know clg's track record vs wildcard teams, I don't think it's good to assume that it's just a bo3 against g2." +"The first time I ever saw a jet, I shot it down. - Chuck Yeager",A moment later I was floating on a parachute.. forgot it was my own jet - Chuck Yeager +Octane Distortion for the tunicas?,I already have a certified Distortion +"I'm not sure what the 17-7-8-3 numbers are, but I'm fairly certain it has nothing to do with the questions those colums are for. Sorry I don't know what they are thought.",Those are enumerator's marks from the tally process I believe. +I could be spending that minute or two doing other things after all,"In your case, you could rub one out in that time period!" +"That announcement is from 2010. There's also nothing there beyond mention of organizing, which could mean making calls or sending text messages. I'm listening if anyone has more evidence, but this doesn't even _ suggest _ bussing in paid protesters.",Goalpost status: moved. +Yes and you can get at least around 300 a day by just doing searches on pc and mobile.,I used to just think of random shit to search and hit the point cap for the day... now I just click the related searches/pictures on the page. +We get *relatively* hot summers. Like high 20s. I couldn't imagine *not* sweating in the summer.,High 20s sounds freezing +Could be worse. They could be Starbucks. Waffle House is great for blue collar late night workers.,great for everybody* +One generation's cheap solution becomes another generation's expensive problem. Are we doing any better though?,"But inflation will mean it's not an expensive problem , in fact it will be cheaper !" +"Considering that their goal was pretty much to gather up all the best players from EU (even taking some NA talent) to be the best raid guild in the world, yes they failed. It's not about their world ranking compared to any of us, it's about whether they made it first... or not.",Yea but by this logic every not 1st guild in the world failed I prefer Method to them aswell but use the term right atleast +I'll make a counter movement: #MoreHanzoShaming,I like it. +Whole family were no-shows. This was our Thanksgiving for 3.,Can I get a plate tho? +Going to ying and yang all over some fools at the gym today,I just picked these up in black and they are the most comfortable basketball shoes I've tried on. +I once guessed the exact number of candies in a jar (176) and they gave me a $20 target card and soem candy. I was like 7 so this was the best day ever,"Good old days, when $20 felt like $200" +$,$$$ FTFY +"You can refuse an update, you can't refuse an IMEI lock.",An update that bricks the phone can be forced if Samsung really wanted it to be. +"Ignore it, carry on with your life.",*How Baltimore went to shit* +That should never be a concern. Sounds like an improperly built wheel.,Improper in what way? +Does Amanda think she's cute when she makes faces like this when she talks?,There is just so much going on in this image... so much that I wish not to discuss... +If only these kids had nihilistic friends. They tell the truth and people be like lol m8 truth does not exist.,"Truthers vs nihilsts, that sounds like antimatter hitting matter." +BONUS: there's free wifi in hell,Catch: you have to use Yahoo as your default search engine. +Hey Blood Dragon was on PC too. Also is it Vanquish?,"Yes, sorry I mean't GoW." +When you can't decide between your two favorite tracks on Blond.,the shit post we all need +pretty sure woodley cuts from around 6'4 250,But so does Nate Diaz and Conor beat him +TIL that basketball player Kevin Love is a blood relative of 4 of the 5 original Beach Boys.,Are you sure he's not related to 4 out of 7 of the beach boys after initially being related to 1 out of the first 4? +I really wish that they had kept powering him up as we leveled so he was always that tough to take down. I will always remember the first time I encountered him in his evolved form. Got wrecked so hard.,He still is... I shot 3 Dragon's Breath rockets at him (after it got buffed) and he killed me anyway +Bigotry,"Ahh yes, the old intolerance of my intolerance makes you a bigotry bigot card." +Gary Johnson,~Aleppo~ +How do we know that the person doesn't have one?,Because we didn't hear the other driver yelling see you on YouTube +"If I get 100 upvotes, I'll buy everyone who upvotes a copy of Sun and Moon I'm rich and bored. Make me proud Reddit! Leave a comment below after upvoting so I know to message you to send a copy.",Good luck +"Grindr unblocking my blocklist? So I had a couple folks blocked, and when I checked today they appeared visible. I haven't logged out or reset the list, so has grindr ever just unblocked people by itself before?","No, they've created a new account and used the same photo and information." +Pamela Anderson accused of trying to kill Julian Assange with veggie sandwich,Paint a turd gold and some people will stand in line to buy it. +"People keep forgetting this so I'll remind you again- We're now officially post fact, please leave all knowledge and insight at the door.",Only feelings matter! +You've finally found your calling.,"Now he only needs to go through med school, as well as a fellowship in gastroenterology !" +"**8 years from now**: A 26 year old Auston Matthews is the uncontested star of the Leafs. He's already won an Art Ross trophy, albeit in a lockout shortened season. The Leafs reached the conference finals that year. The team has been a steady playoff contender and are expected to be contenders again this season. They start off the season winning their 10 first games. The media hype is crazy, social media is going ballistic and the Leafs are planning the parade already. A month into the season, disaster strikes! They suffer a string of injuries to key players. The team takes a nosedive in the standings. The media frenzy is even crazier than before. The season continues and the Leafs mount an end of season comeback but they lose their final game of the season against the Canadiens, in Toronto, thereby finishing 9th in the division, out of the playoffs. The fans are angry. They are upset. But they're used to it. Despite the shit season, they know they will have a strong season following because they have good players and injuries ruined their current season. A few days before the trade deadline, Toronto trades Matthews to Arizona for 29 year old Max Domi. The fans are livid. A couple of weeks later, they sign UFA Steven Stamkos.",? +I thought it was OK too,Not meee! +"And? A farm will have a tractor with a loader. It doesn't take days to remove/install a tire. Source: my dad had John Deere's, I spent many a days helping at the farm, including repairing flats.",Holy shit +"The real problem with that is effects of attempting to control the climate and the weather will not fall evenly among people and countries. If you prevent Atlantic hurricanes, maybe that increases pacific hurricanes. Mexico will be pissed at the USA for doing it.","Oh, I realize it's hard, but I think it's a goal worth working towards." +Jose Reyes & anyone else on the roster.,Reyes and either Cespedes or Robles. +Donald Trump Says He Will Take $1 Salary as President,"Wow, what a kind and generous man" +COMPLETED LEGO CIRCUS BABY!!!,"The first post looked ok, but the arms/legs/head look rushed I think you got a little hyped at your support and wanted to finish it ASAP Just some criticism though I have 4 years of childhood Lego making so I know what I'm talking about" +Summit 1v5 clutch,A team like splyce should pick him up seems really good +NO! He should never be forgiven EVER. We shall judge him till the end of his dayyyyyyyssssss ^I ^hear ^he ^is ^actually ^a ^decent ^guy,How can anyone be decent when their past is so tainted? +Be informed. Middle class will carry the burden. Rich get a break.,fucking SWEET. +"I dunno... I'd like to see Coruscant again, too, but if the book for TFA is any indication, she's unable to show up at any large government events lest she be poisoned or some kind of accident. It seemed to be a 100% certainty in her eyes. That's why we saw the close-ups on that one Resistance officer/advisor in the Hosnian destruction scene. She was Leia's right-hand. (Figuratively. So far, she hasn't lost one)",I guess you didn't recognize me with my missing arm! +After turning 30 and seeing posts of dabbing or bottle flipping...,Get with it deadass lol +Feel free to use an alternative. No one is stopping you.,"Ah, like it or lump it, another attitude that will surely result in success." +"Steyr HS .50, AKA the Sayyad-2. Don't know the scope.",Iranian? +Someone should've put a giant Valor sticker right over top of his stupid wish,Typical Valor +really weird,What's happening? +"N-no... Artorias, you've become... an... an Anime...",Anime was... a mistake. +Classless.,Well what else do you expect from a Clinton fan? +"Probably, but that's not nearly as dangerous as hap-hazardously riding through traffic.","Nah, I'm pretty sure almost hitting a person walking is worse than moving vehicle hitting you" +Quality response to a shitty review,Not very professional +Question. If Hillary is winning why are all the pro Hillary news stations losing audiences?,Because they are busy actively campaigning for her +Thanks for nothing.,"No problem, throwing out an idea apparently equates to nothing." +For the Record: Trump falsely claims no one mentioned Russia before his win,Hey; didn't HE mention Russia duging his campaign? +The first rule of totalitarian/fascist regimes is to control the news media.,How else do you expect them to stop the SJWs from censoring speech? +"Forget the headline, is that officer groping her?!",Don't worry that is just a locker room action. +One question: Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy????,"It's not about why, it's about why not." +But they're pretty much all fake news at this point...,"Yes, Reddit is the only reliable source of news anymore." +FFS guys stop sleeping on Black Thought no one else even comes close.,Why are you dumb? +That is my thought too.,less is more when I look for a starter fam area. +The Tomoquads XBL117 is a sweet frame. I have one built with 1103 8000kv motors and gemfan 65mm props. It should haul ass with 1105B's and 2535 props.,"yassssss I'm so stoked, it was back ordered but it's now in the mail and delivers tuesday :):)" +I wonder how different his life could've been if he ended up at Chelsea.,"Yeah, he really dodged a bullet there" +Do i look ugly?,Very attractive +Have fun! I've watched through this series so many times,Do you have the order of the season names by any chance? +Gonna go out on a limb here and say the idiots down voting the Thunder flairs are the same idiots commenting here with the Warriors flair.,Warriors fans are the best idk what you're talking about +"Unpopular Opinions Thread! (Big or small) Post your unpopular opinions, minor or major! Please no downvoting of legit opinions here, we all have them :) And please be polite, everyone.",J Cole's new album is trash +Threadripper? Really?,Rip mah threads. +"Still cant buy bear mace either, all i can do is look over my shoulder when im fishing and hope nothing pops up. NJ sucks",Slather on a bit more patchouli and the bear will realize that you're a friend +"59' Gillette Fatboy. First safety razor, how did I do?","Looks great, I just picked up a 1960 myself a few weeks ago, loving being able to adjust on the fly between passes." +Who are your top 5 artists right now? For me: 1- Julian Calor 2- KSHMR (he hsa been my number 1 for almost 2 years now but right now I prefer Julian Calor) 3- Headhunterz 4- DallasK 5- Joey Dale,No Order * Chainsmokers * Illenium * Madeon * Porter Robinson * Mako +This is cheaper and has free shipping.,I can drive to Big Lots lol Plus this won't always be on sale .... +Where was God's other hand?,That's not rain America. +THE LOS ANGELES DODGERS HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED FROM WORLD SERIES CONTENTION! THE CUBS ADVANCE TO THE WORLD SERIES! THE DODGERS ADVANCE TO THEIR COUCHES!,Fantastic performance by the Cubs +I found a new addiction: controlling feedback. Crank up your amp and make it scream like a beast.,"If that's your fetish, grab a hollow body and become Gary Clark Jr." +"I used a mpt ghost cammed 93 race tune and i noticed the most chang was in the lower rpms, really made it get up and go way better. DONT BUY ALUMINUM OR METAL AIR INTAKES, they rob your hp, i always lower my cars first...hate how high they sit.",Sweeet thanks for the tips! +"Don't mourn, consume!",Not enough calories for American standard... +oh this should be fun. What muscle is used on squats?,Biceps. +"I respond to how people talk to me. I'm not going to be nice when someone is being blatantly stupid and rude. I was asked about it and explained why it was false only for rude replies, why should I stay polite? And am I not allowed to swear on reddit or something?","You can act how you want, but don't be surprised if you get downvoted for acting like a dick." +Those talons...,I bet the back scratches are awesome tho +"If college majors had slogans, what would they be?",Dietetics: Sorry you didn't make it into nursing! +Veeerrry breakable in EDH [[Prossh]].,Or any other stax edh decks +"who makes this? My dream is to monitor power out from utility and power in from renewable energy. Have a monitor that shows overall. Individual circuit, would also be nice if a panel maker made something like this.",I found something that looks like if for 3800 bucks on amassing +Where is this from?,Seahawks official record book +What's the point in making it seem like a real competition if everybody in the competition comes out looking like shit?,Because SmackDown is da bes and Raw is cancer +"Reminds me of the dick-riding Medics from TF2. They had a single target healing beam and were supposed to heal everybody and switch constantly since they couldn't miss their healing beam, but if some youtuber or a guy with expensive cosmetics or even just a guy who does something flashy is there, he'll get a Pocket Medic. I've even seen people going around with 2 at the same time, getting constant heals and being basically unkillable and then pretending that it was somehow their skill that made them able to do this. It's the same case with Aphro.",It's called an engineer not a medic +"We have a street called Cougartown Close. I mean, come on.",Do they have a cul-de-sac crew? +"that's about the worst time you can pass someone at 6:40 tbh, you'd have no way of seeing someone around the corner. Should wait for a straight atleast.",I cannot deny that I made some questionable passes that day.... +Toyota to Pay $3.4 Billion for Rusty Frames on Tacoma and Tundra Trucks in a Class Action Lawsuit Settlement,If I pass inspection now should I rub salt on the frame for the next few years? +The first planet?,Obv referring to Freddie Mercury? +Fox News wonders whether we should cancel food stamps because 0.09% of spending is fraudulent,ITT: Why I've lost faith in humanity. +Curb Your Enthusiasm - Season 6 - Outtakes,"don't participate, dont get involved" +"NA need friends Hey guys, i started to main support about a week ago and looking for people to lvl up with. Ign:PhantomzWrath",Ill throw you an add Im level 25 atm +That's by far the most funny comment i have seen here.,Don't call it funny bro Baba fans will file an FIR against you. +"There are 4 radios in Shang and there is one that has to be activated with a grenade, if you shoot them you activate them","You don't need to use a grenade for that one by the stairs, you can actually see it and shoot it at certain angles." +RuneScape 2017,I believe i read somewhere that Jagex would never implement more inventory spaces because the 28 spots is a core aspect of the game. +Greece out of recession,This is proof that austerity works! +"Story Behind My Name My first duty station was Kunsan. During my last exercise I was part of a group going through the chemical decon zone thing. We were told to strip out of our chem suit down to ABU pants and tan t shirt. This one girl was complaining loudly about having to. The person with a big sleeve badge whatever it is told her to get out of her suit or she can be taken to the Wing to explain why she was ruining an entire inject. She was crying and had attracted everyone's attention. When she stripped off, her ABU pants on the ass area had a dark red stain and there was more red down her leg. Apparently her period had started. She was told to go inside the gym and wait for a female E.T member.","And your first thought is hey, I'm gonna base my next username on this situation?" +No. It's AppStore.,Have a look at the app title. +Surprised she didn't pour hot sauce on her tweet.,"Why, you might ask, am I not 50 points ahead?" +Are the Trumpsters going to start chanting lock him up now?,"No, their canidate can do no wrong!" +It doesn't matter. I don't want any background activity on my PC while I play the game. This is a competitive game and I need lowest possible ping and reliable connection.,So pleasure over security... Smart choice +The pollution in shandong right now,We need a NSFL tag on this. +"Apparently not, that could've been why I got inappropriate name",But some monsters in sw do have spaces in their name :( +"Procedurally Generated Skyscraper Missions. They should create a new mode, similar to Undergrounds DLC, that gives players endless missions to do in Skyscrapers. Either, attacking from bottom to the top, or from the top to the bottom, with Breaching/clearing enemies/rappelling/new objectives/new enemy factions.",I would say we have enough randomly generated farming content with no relevance to anything at this point. +Mouse for fps gaming I have used a razer Naga the first generation one for at least 5 years maybe 6 or 7 anyway I recently got back into PC gaming built a new PC got a monitor and new mech keyboard and am thinking about switching my mouse I personally love it but don't need all the buttons at all for overwatch I just need like 3-5 buttons my thumb can press and a lightish mouse I think I use palm and claw grip tbh I use my thumb pointer finger and middle finger and ring finger rest on the side of the mouse whatever that is please give me some option a wired mouse would be the best I use 1200dpi and I love orange so yeah thanks ! PCMR,Logitech mice are pretty good iverall +"Now that weed is legal in California, can we call these bongs in smoke shops or do we still have to call these water pipes or whatever bullshit euphemism they had for them.","If the smoke shop wants to maintain the ability to process credit card transactions or deposit its earnings in a government-insured bank account, bullshit euphemisms must still be used." +"Maybe we shouldn't use paedophile, child molestation, and boner in the same conversation.","You're right, and my words doesn't very good when no eat" +Wanna know how to fix it? Stop botting! create a new account and stop being such a little bitch when you get caught....,"ok no offense dude, look at my post history i hate these guys more than anyone but spamming the same message over and over is just going to lead to yourself getting banned." +ty friend,"While we are speaking, they got your mail now, you better have strong password (please say it's different than your RS password) and 2f auth on it too." +Agreed. Death would be far too kind in this case. Life in solitary with some kids song on repeat.,Annnnnd the wheels on the bus go round and round.... I like this idea. +A significant amount of pregnancies end in miscarriages and stillbirths too so I don't really assume any given fetus would've been born.,We need to round up all those negligent women and prosecute them for involuntary manslaughter for killing all those babies through miscarriages! +You're hurting my brain.,Guess i should just run back to jesus +RB Justin Forsett has agreed to re-sign w/Ravens. Move to become official prior to their start of practice Tues,I suddenly feel less good about picking up West. +"Oh yes, and colours have to pop. And everyone's called 'fam' because it's cool 'af'.",this post is lit +My boyfriend's dark humor is just so funny!,Get fucked Hooper +which is good because if you move and shoot you are a pleb,you forgot +The marketing at Disney has already won.,The House of Mouse sends its regards +"One would imagine that Obama is going to show Trump the facts and figures on global warming, as well as the growth potential/foreign competition of the renewable energy industry, snap him out of that Murdoch/Limbaugh toxic fantasy narrative.","Oh yeah, if there's any overriding characteristic of Donald Trump it's being level-headed and rational" +WTF!,Clearly nobody likes Perplex lol +Sure anything with magic will work! I choose Madoka Magica's world! ... Wait.,Well that escalated quickly. +"Because written applications can't be subject to the same bias and, because a face to face interview with an immigration officer is literally fascism.",Your hyperbole represents Leitch's supporters very well. +"Double Cream? Where can I get this in the US? I hear a british thing and thicker than heavy cream, so I wonder how it would be in coffee.",It is heavy whipping cream in the states +Wayne Rooney as a teenager,Imagine what he could've been if he had a work ethic like Ronaldo +This should be everywhere. The media is corrupt for not looking at the serious facts.,I knew things were bad but not this fuckedup. +Cop who 'harassed' protester online: 'It wasn't me',Taena pang high schooler lang ang rason. +YOU THOUGHT WE WERE GETTING GSP BOIIIIII AGGGHHHHHHHH!!!,It doesn't say anywhere that this can't be turned into a triple threat match for the championship. +"We are 100%% european should be changed to we are 100% central asian , otherwise bretty accurate",There should be both. +"Guy approached me on bus, we chatted and exchanged numbers.","Ah yes, I'm sure that Harvard has a whole class of PhD candidates just working on the kissing skills of bus-studying nerds that are majoring in psychology and minoring in public health." +I uploaded a video of me picking apples to Tumblr and then this guy PM'd me o.0,"To be fair, everyone knows that picking your own fruit means that you accept money for sexual services." +House Speaker Ryan: 'Welcome to the dawn of a new unified Republican government',That's not terrifying at all! +Non-Highschool People of Reddit: What do you think made YOU popular or unpopular? Do you think your kids will follow in your footsteps?,I have a wheelchair and let people use it a lot and plus I just try ed to have fun with it so it was kind of my thing I have no idea for my kids because I don't want any at this time +*And I jizzed in my pants...*,"Cleanup on aisle 3, cleanup on aisle 3" +"Presty seems designed to counter Elaine. I'm probably going to eat my words, but hell yeah for Presty. Go and die, Elaine you smarmy bitch. And screw you too, you shitty edgelord saucegay expy. And to you too, heels slut. I hope all the whales just buy Presty and fuck over every Elaine, Sharr and William user in existence, and thereby fuck over each other. Then all the other shit strikers who aren't Sharr and William can despair over the Presty cancer as well because she counters goddamn everyone and then properly give up on PvP balance just like BB. God just imagining it is cathartic",*drops bag of salt and quietly leaves* +"They probably won't release a final mix but expect DLC. That's the age of games we live in now, not rereleasing games with minor additions.",I will blindly buy Kingdom Hearts DLC +"cs:go doesnt launch on my new comp I just built a desktop pc for the first time only to find csgo refuses to boot. It recognizes that its trying to start and the tab even flashes up at the bottom for a split second but it never loads. There is no error message. I've tried various fixes like verifying the game cache and running in compatibility mode but nothing has worked so far. Also, every other game i have works fine. Any help would be super appreciated. Thanks :P",Reinstall? +"Why are you acting like he needs to make crazy adjustment to win the rubber match? It was a super super close fight, and Diaz would probably have taken home the W if he'd gotten dropped one less time than he did",Probably because Conor still looks like he's improving. +Go get a masters.,Someone doesn't understand how industry works +i have died ~1700x - 99% to people ramming my eagle near station [ they griefed me ],"Wow, I'm sure you weren't deserving that at all :/" +"But it is viable in a niche for its price point. If I'm looking for a decent jump range with maneuverability and my budget is around 4mil then the Asp Scout is my solution. Sure, I can pay less for the Diamondback Ex and get a little better jump range, but then I'd sack cargo space. You're basically advocating that each ship needs to fall into a regimented class where it can only do its one niche task.",But then once you have your 6.7m the Scout becomes worthless to you... +The mechanism that makes your toaster work seems like there's some intelligence behind it,"That's part of my point Regardless of whether you believe the toaster will work or not, you can see what you'd like in the toaster, that's not going to change it, but it's far far less stupid than saying well, the toaster doesn't exist despite the face that it's right there." +TJ goes up for the slam,Badass and majestic! +The front of your car looks like an autistic kid after he takes a very satisfying shit.,*everyone* loves a good autism joke! +Apple's $300 book contains 450 photos of Apple products,Brave and bold +"This is not okay, it's completely disgusting that you make fun of his name like that, he didn't pick it just so you could ridicule it in such a malicious way, it will impact his life negatively, I demand you remove this.",please add the +Tip no.1: Be a bad boy. Tip no.2: Be a bad boy.,Is bad boy - new version of game boy? +"Not sure if anyone has seen this video before, but its really well done and awesome.",Definitely in my list of mansion videos on YouTube. +Tu parca votai ALDE. Nu au bagat banii de la partid sau ce s-a intamplat?,"PSD, ALDE, PRU... Ce conteaza cat timp il tin in familie." +the extra 5 are for trophies,yay +Maffew's gallery of wrestlers watching TV backstage,I miss J&J security T.T +"I didn't say he's not a legend, just to be a bigger legend than a top 3 player of all time I think he'd have to be a top 3 player of all time. Which he's not.",You are delusional mate. +"Remove or replace archived reddit posts? Hello all- I may be facing a very interesting situation where I need to delete out reddit posts a friend of mine made concerning a VIP's (VERY VIP) email address and a bunch of archived email that I have both in a live Exchange mailbox, as well as a PST file. Basically, they don't want posts about the VIP's emails exposed to anyone, and want to be able to either strip out or replace the posts in all of the places reddit archives. I am not sure if something like this is possible with PowerShell, or exporting all of the posts to MSG and doing find/replaces with a batch processing program of some sort. Does anyone have experience with something like this, and/or suggestions on how this might be accomplished?",Bad troll +Dont be ridiculous. The only distraction here is you and your bs. You are too far up your own ass to see it.,"I thought you were leaving already, just need to have the last word, huh?" +"Mexican: Don Carlos Burgers: Angie Burger, Retreat, The Dam Chicken: Byrd & Barrel Breakfast/Brunch: Prasino, Benton Park Cafe, Rooster Mediterranean: Cafe Natasha, The Vine Sandwiches: Blues City Deli, Gioia's BBQ: Bogarts, The Shaved Duck Pizza: Pastaria, Pappo's, Pantera's Tasting Menu: Acero Drinks: The Libertine There's a lot of other good places I've loved but I haven't been recently so I need to refresh them before I commit them to a best of list.",Yaaasssss Don Carlos! +what how is that possible,Eventually we won't even see neighboring galaxies anymore as the super clusters get further and further away from each other and whatever exists beyond us will think they're alone in the universe +Is this a US-only thing? I'm asking honestly... I always imagined other countries being the same in that regard,I'm originally from South America and most people have just one credit card tops. +I read this and imeadiatly have the games theme song stuck in my head.,Na naaaa na na na na na na na na na na naaaaaa +"Less an excuse than a reason, if that is indeed what you believe. Kind of a chicken-egg thing.",I guess (in that case) it's pretty po-tay-to po-tah-to +mackno,I want him to liberate me of my restrictive clothes SO bad. +"What is a mh block in gameranger? Guys imma new. I was playing dota 2 for almost 3 years, and now i want to try dotA 1. Could someone tell me what means mh block, and what i should do with this?",mh is probably maphack. +"It appears that they really, really fucking hate Pence. I wonder if they hate him more than Donald, honestly.",They do because he's the worst kind of person in the world; a christian baby-boomer. +"So I went on a date last night with a girl I met on tinder, she's pretty cute and fun to be around. Anyway we get back to my place after seeing a movie and were chilling on the couch playing portal 2 together and the topic of baseball comes up, she then asks me who my favorite baseball team is. So of course I tell her the Cardinals and ask her which team is her favorite. Her response: The mother fucking Dodgers, not just that, it gets worse, she also said she likes the Cubs. Like what the hell, you can't like both of those teams and expect me to be okay with it. I'm not sure what to do about it or if I could handle dating a girl liking both of those teams.",If you don't want her give her my number +Thank you for explaining to him why he should switch to Android. Very courageous of you.,Are android cables stronger? +Neil never had a girlfriend... So Neil Armstrong.,Ha Ha r/funny is missing an +Hmm...,"Ahaha, like we've not all gotten the sex yet...psst" +"Jeez as in low 160,000. Even a shit UFC event gets about 250-300K buys.",This one is Mighty Mouse level numbers +You'll get destroyed by any 4k mid or non-mid player.,"I dunno, I play exclusively unranked with a 3 stack and have like a 50% winrate I would say I'm like dendi level" +WORLDS WEEK 2 TRASH TALK THREAD,EU LCS +Even though it was unneeded I believe. It is inspiring.,Actually I think malfurion wouldn't be able to zone with the Root without that stun. +What about prop 60? Are you going to tell me that's not important?,WRAP IT UP YOU PERVERTS! +thank,doot doot +Imagine how poor many people would be if they had to pay for music and films though,"Because music and films are, obviously, first-need goods." +"I don't think any apple people would buy this, it seems more like a book for art students, people who appreciate product design, or people looking for inspiration when designing/engineering concepts, maybe even marketing.",But my upvotes and tired jokes! +"Honest question, what kind of legislation would you like to see passed?","Of the top of my head conservation orders on areas of habitat even if they fall on private land, with compensation of course and/or a grant system to encourage farmers to voluntarily preserve and maintain land that would otherwise be left go to scrub." +"Kim Jong Un bans Christmas, orders North Koreans to celebrate his grandmother instead.",He is the real Grinch. +At least ours comes at the start of the season to avoid us getting our hopes up too high.,With that lineup you iced on Wednesday I'd hope they weren't that high to begin with. +"Predictions for how they book the Goldberg/Brock finish? We know the following factors going in: - Brock hasn't lost cleanly via pinfall in 3+ years - Brock doesn't really care how he's booked anymore, has no problem putting someone over. - They were/are(?) saving Brock's first pinfall loss for Roman. May have changed if they've given up on that, but I doubt it. - Goldberg came back mainly for his son. Does he really want to get beat cleanly? With all that in mind, it seems very unlikely that Goldberg will beat Brock cleanly, even if that would be the happiest ending. I envision them ending this with Brock doing some diabolical heel shit, maybe a low blow, something like that. He gets Goldberg into a choke, and Goldberg passes out instead of submitting after a hard fought match. Basically, the same ending as Taker/Brock from Summerslam. What say you? I did like the Samoa Joe idea floating around as well.","Brock may not have been pinned in 3+ years, but Goldberg hasn't even lost a WWE match in 12 years!" +"This is Ohio State University police officer Alan Horujko, who responded within one minute to a campus attack this morning where he shot and killed a man who was slashing students with a knife.","I'm just gonna say it, this guy doesn't look even a little bit Japanese." +RBI controls money supply. What stops RBI from recreating the amount of destroyed notes and using it for govt spending? It will be equivalent to raiding and confiscating black money.,And why would RBI need the notes to be destroyed in order to do that? +Weasel words. Especially Rasbastard.,What a slimy Bastard. +Kind of. In the tracker in battlefield it shows you your kills and the rank in the playerbase (top 6% for example) Thanks for the response btw,"You can see your kills on your stats page in game I think, but there's no leaderboard or anything." +Is there a source for this? This is amazing.,yes it is... waiting for a source myself. +"Golden plays the wrong (old/racist) German national anthem for TLO, to thank him for the twitch host.",This is pretty great lol Golden... xD +I found NV actually quite bland... i know i know shouldnt reveal my opinion about the game but... its true :/,Whuuuaaaat? +"li-ming and her amazing 47,7% win rate the weirdest thing about heroes for me is how slow people seem to be in reacting to nerfs and buffs, some champions just became famous for being op or weak and people still threat them as such weeks after blizzard buffs or nerfs them and their win rate changes completely",On the other hand Tychus is almost always available which is skyrocketing my MMR. +I'm not convinced this wasn't just some ill-conceived plan of random rebellion by a teenager or two.,"Oh, well that makes it completely okay then." +Gonna show this inflatable who's boss (X-post from r/holdmyjuicebox),"I don't know why, but the first few seconds of the video look like they're in reverse." +Why are you the best qualified candidate for this position?,I'm good at working with very little information. +"From a more objective point of view Finding Nemo has a higher RT, IMDB, and Metacritic score than Monsters Inc (although Monsters Inc has a higher audience RT score). Subjectively I will make the argument for Finding Nemo (although this is just my argument obviously). The most obvious thing is the animation in Finding Nemo is way ahead of Monsters Inc. I think Finding Nemo also had better characters than Monsters Inc. While the dynamic between Mike and Sully (and to a lesser degree Sully and boo) is great, a lot of the other characters fall flat. Meanwhile Nemo has some of the most interesting and fun supporting characters of any movie period. It seems like all of Nemo the main characters are interacting with one interesting, cool, and funny character after another. In terms of pure story I think there is actually a good argument for Monster's Inc. Monsters Inc story is fairly sophisticated, with some deep underlying themes. Finding Nemo has some good themes about overprotection and family, but beyond that is kinda a light film. However, I don't think this small advantage is enough to offset the other significant disadvantage Monsters Inc has in regards to animation and characters.",Who cares about reviews? +The Fiesta Bowl announces PlayStation as their new title sponsor,I wonder if they're going to give the whole winning team a ps4 pro +"I'll accept that conclusion, but only because your username reminded me that I am about to watch the hell out of A Christmas Story for the next six weeks or so.",God I hate that fucking movie. +Thank you all for voting for Stereo Hearts! We have shown those haters why we are the best music sub in the world!,I've never seen someone swing so hard between denial and anger +i always lie my age on accounts.. :p,"Well some people are honest, shame on you lol" +Didn't Kahn die?,Spoilers! +"Jeff Fisher 2 Year Contract Extension Megathread Yes, the sky is falling but it's game day, so keep it here folks!","This team does not care about winning, its only money that Stan sees." +600 bucks for free is still nothing to sneeze at.,Neither is the 100k they could have made if they rebought at 6 and sold at 1000. +Pepsi has lost $800m in market cap today. And it the boycott just started.,I FEEL A SINCERE APOLOGY IN THE NEAR FUTURE +"Yes I honestly did a quick search and got a few artist hits using the name. Got it, so you don't have talent, you just used the name from a book. I still feel like I'm talking to a twelve year old. I wish you were more amusing though, the one-liners that you keep repeating are getting repetitive an redundant, I wish you would stop repeating all the redundant one liners and make this an interesting conversation. Its really too bad that repeating the redundancies is how you have a conversation, it not really amusing. You still here? I just made you read all that. I'm on the shitter typing all this on a laptop. You gone yet? No? That's cause your worried you miss me insulting you and wont be able to retort. You're so dumb you wont even find the spelling mistake in this comment.",:p +Saudi prince says it's time to let women drive,Fuck the misogynistic pig butchers in Riyadh. +"But that wouldn't make him a Senator, it would make him a Congressman.","Stop with your logic man, we're trying to make up a story here." +"Anyone wana play archeage till it turns p2w? looking for a guild basically, im down to start fresh on the new server and probably quit when p2w cash shop is release..",Never again. +Seattle Starbucks,Any better than the Detroit Little Caesar's? +"Who do you think would win if they were to battle,itach or madara? I'm posting this question to find out how would a non ill itachi, fair against a non Edo tensei madara.Your views?","Itachi, not even close." +If she's a she then she ain't a Space Marine.,"Women can't be Space Marines, checkmate heretics!" +Except its not free,"He said f2p MMO, he didn't mention anything about not paying an initial price for the game." +"No, no it's not good, someone's gotta take it!",Well what's in it? +Are we gonna acknowledge the dude who mocked up the buddy system idea with their 'walk your pokemon on a leash for candy' idea Dude's a legend. An absolute ledge. For real.,I totally remember that post as well +"Bless your heart. It's kind of weird you need to bring up Jackson to try to explain the tantrum you are having. You claim to not know that ape has often been associated with racist language, but you know the founders of the Democratic party? I have to call bullshit here.","Nonono, we've always used monkey and apes aren't monkeys so it's not racist, see?" +"Except it IS a satire movement, unless you're a very, very insecure guy","I forgot, people on Reddit don't take sarcasm without" +"I miss Cano... Mariners, do you want Pineda back?",Give us Castro and we might consider it +"Post Match Thread: Crystal Palace vs Chelsea [](#sprite1-p67) **Crystal Palace** 0-1 [](#sprite1-p4) **Chelsea** - Post Match Thread ___ Venue: **Selhurst Park, London** Referee: **Jonathan Moss** **Starting XIs** [](#sprite1-p67) **Crystal Palace**: Hennesey; Ward, Delaney, Kelly, Cabaye (c); McArthur, Ledley, Puncheon; Zaha, Benteke. [](#sprite1-p4) **Chelsea**: Courtois; Azpilicueta, David Luiz, Cahill (c); Moses, Kante, Fabregas, Alonso; Willian, Diego Costa, Pedro. ___ **Substitutes** [](#sprite1-p67)**Crystal Palace**: Speroni, Fyers, Husin, Mutch, Lee, Townsend, Campbell. [](#sprite1-p4) **Chelsea**: Begovic, Ivanovic, Zouma, Chalobah, Fabregas, Pedro, Batshuayi. ____ Form Guide: [](#sprite1-p67)**Crystal Palace** **L L W D L** [](#sprite1-p4) **Chelsea** **W W W W W** ___ [](#icon-net) **Match Updates** [](#icon-whistle-big) **KICK OFF** **1'** Kick off! Hopefully the fog would not affect the game too much. **17'** Ward has been booked a yellow for the foul on Hazard. **18'** Corner for Chelsea as David Luiz's Free kick is deflected. **21'** Costa has been booked his 4th yellow, missing the next match. **39'** Crystal Palace gets a free kick. **40'** Puncheon shoots it high and wastes the free kick. **43'** **GOAL** for [](#sprite1-p4) **Chelsea** by **DIEGO COSTA**! [](#icon-ball-big) **45'** The first half ends with Chelsea leading by a goal to nil. **HALF TIME** __________________________ **2ND HALF** **46'** The 2nd half is kicked off by Crystal Palace. **47'** Great strike by Cabaye but Courtois saves it with no issue. **49'** A poor throw by Moses gives Crystal Palace a corner. **53'** Foul by Kante on Puncheon. **60'** Foul by Moses, and he is booked a yellow together with Kante for his earlier foul. **63'** **Sub** for **Chelsea** as Willian comes off with Fabregas replacing him. **67'** Chance for Chelsea as Alonso's volley hits the side netting. **69'** Fabregas's shot is saved by Hennesey. **70'** Benteke's shot is calmly taken by Courtois. **73'** Alonso's shot is saved by Hennesey. **75'** **Sub** for **Crystal Palace** as Puncheon is replaced by Townsend. **77'** **Sub** for **Chelsea** as Moses is replaced by Ivanovic. **78'** **Sub** for **Crystal Palace** as Cabaye is replaced by Campbell. **83'** Alonso's free kick hits the post! **84'** Foul by Fabregas. **88'** **Sub** for **Chelsea** as Batman replaces Diego Costa. **90'** The referee has indicated that there would be 5 minutes of added time. **90+5'** The ref blows the whistle and Chelsea has won its 12th consecutive match. _____________________ **FULL TIME** [](#sprite1-p67)**Crystal Palace** **0-1** [](#sprite1-p4) **Chelsea**","Alonso was immense today, MOTM for me imo." +7.34 years.,"So somewhere between January 15, 1948 and September 29, 1949" +"so it's all bullshit and assumptions, business as usual with shippers.","That's a bit harsh for people just having fun, I don't particularly like pharmercy either but I don't feel the need to be vocal/vitriolic." +"Anubis, Polygon, Distortion + Painted items 1 key 2 Crate decals each",1 key for anubis +lol someone mixes HDD with SSD You can even play football with an SSD if you don't damage the PCB. (and you can copy stuff),"Well, playing football with an SSD would probably damage the [everything] in it." +What is the best sports movie quote?,You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball? +Hahaha cry your sweet liberal tears. You can't seem to comprehend that other people hold different views and it's clearly made you angry,"Enjoy those tears because soon enough after Ryan and his ilk fuck up SS, Medicare and the ACA even more, liberals are going to be drinking in yours." +How many buzzwords can YOU fit into a URL?,No rape culture? +"Some of my personal tips for going to Chipotle: I love burritos, but unfortunately I can no longer trust Chipotle to properly wrap mine, so I get a bowl. You can ask for extra rice and beans at no additional cost. I always get guac because guac, but I don't like my bowl to get cold while I'm eating it. Get it on the side and grab a little bit for each bite. I love Chipotle and have perfected my trips there.",Get the chips and dip them in the bowl. +Snoop and Dr. Dre were talking about laying the Smackdown back in 92-93. Rock didn't invent the word.,Are you saying WWE was late on the trend? +The Decline of Reddit,WE ARE GOING TO BREAK r/THE_DONALD's GLASS CEILING! +Sorry but no. There's a theory that at this exact moment the universe just started. All your memories never happened. :(,"So that part where you remembered that the universe just started never happened, so now what?" +"Yep, if you drink enough of it. 2000 calories worth of Soylent has 100 grams of protein, that's a really good ratio for bulking. Also, it's very sound from a nutritional standpoint. You're gonna start craving real food though, eventually.",that's when you switch to the Rich Piana **REAL FOOD** diet +"Voodoo2 8MB. Laugh all you want, but running Half-Life 1 and Thief in hardware mode instead of software mode was a world of difference at the time! Quickly upgraded to a Voodoo3, which was remarkably better.",Man I forgot about the voodoo cards the memories. +Excuse you.,Can you not? +Should the CFP be based on conference champions?,NO +"The thing is...Penzance and Stonehaven aren't even the stars of the Esoterica line. Penzance is great, really great. Worth it a million times if you can get it for MSRP. But SPC Plum Pudding is so close, and so much more accessible, I'd rather just smoke that. No, the stars of the Esoterica line are the shag cuts. Tilbury, Margate, Pembroke, ASTB, Woodbridge, etc. Penzance and Stonehaven? F that noise. That being said? Totally worth it if you can get them without having to kill yourself trying.","What's the strongest, stinkiest blend you can think of." +....Our government wasent involved in Japans shit...hence why it got fixed in a timely manner.,"Yes, Japan isn't bureaucratic at all." +Where Is Brendan Fraser Now,dat high quality audio rip tho. +THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED FROM WORLD SERIES CONTENTION CUBS ADVANCE TO THE NLCS. EYBS IS CURBSTOMPED ALONG WITH THE HEART OF EVERY YOUNG GIANTS FAN IN THE UNIVERSE,Thank god +True: Trump has advocated more countries getting nuclear weapons,What could possibly go wrong? +"This would really screw up travel schedules. Having to go back and forth from Europe to Australia would be exhausting not only for the players, but also for OP",lol ;-) +Dollar genital had tons when I worked there,This is some Ken M type shit. +Things less unsportsmanlike than ABs thrusting,Eating a teammates lifesavers. +"You've learned your lesson then, things can always get worse.",Like the history of Russia +The only people who don't want to protest Trump are racists.,You dropped this +"Saying all is generalizing, Catholics can be some of the most tolerant people out there, the church can be rigid and intolerant but the people or even portions of the church are good to go like the Jesuits. There are plenty of intolerant people as well but that goes with just about any grouping, and third world country Catholics are completely different from American and European Catholics as they are generally less educated and their societies haven't risen to the same levels of progress as of yet.",Tolerant catholics aren't true catholics +Mine usually comes two minutes before I bring out my trash.,Sounds like my OC Transpo commute. +1. Palau 2. One World,"Im going to give Palau a rewatch soon, I dont remember it too fondly, but I know this sub is usually ranking it mid-high." +"yeah, right? turbo ant can def do this","not even turbo, my ant w/just racer chassis can usually do this :3" +I am sick. I think I'm gonna mix cherry NyQuil and Makers Mark and call it an early night :(,How's it vape tho +"Also, Tudpool sounds like a very British username for some reason.",It's a very woody sounding word. +What is a group of trains called? Is it a fleet? A fleet of trains?,A murder of halfbacks ... +"I want to play as Mage, which game? I loved skyrim, character creation, which games do you reccomend me guys?",Spam Invoker in DoTA 2. +So your saying they can pull them selves up by their boot straps.,"Yeah, it just sounds like the free market meant these jobs were just less viable without the government intervening and forcing these jobs to remain when the market obviously deems them inefficient" +Their entire family fortune depends on the rest of us always paying their taxes for them,But that makes them smart +In 2002 Dice still had regard for how many soldiers actually had automatic weapons.,"Ah, back when realism actually meant something." +"1,050 lumen flashlight versus 72,000 lumen flashlight","When the 72,000 lumen light when on, I heard the sound effect for Hypnotoad." +Maybe find something that remotely resembles a credible news site?,"Ive been seeing Alex Jones repeat it, and he's as credible as they come." +He means that they could poison your air defence and you wouldn't be able to stop it.,^ +You Lie Sony.,"Even before mods were cancled, you couldn't experience the full power of mods ffs" +What's the best way to reduce the oiliness of the skin?,Grape seed oil +Called video editing actually,That's not a renda - THIS is a renda! +"Gift-wrapped Fortress Recolor Suggestion/Prediction Ok, so Gift-wrapped Fortress is the best skin in the game... end of story. The next patch will be here just in time for xmas, so clearly they'll be releasing his recolored SE (crosses fingers). What do you guys think about him being recolored as a siberian husky?",They could just slightly change it and make it a tier 2 +"As a guy, if he's your best friend he probably has feelings for you. He may have suppressed them or they may not have occurred to him, but it's so, so easy for us to fall in love with our friends that I'd be surprised if he doesn't have those feelings somewhere.","Flipside of this, I've been attracted to women, then became good friends and the attraction went away" +12 ban gaye. Fast khatam. Yaay,But party abhi baaki hai? +"A CF life is doing what you want when you want to your own schedule, even if you don't have a schedule.",I've scheduled my life around not having schedules. +The 17 best-governed countries in the world,"Hey, where is Spain?" +How To Move Navigation Bar To The Top And Status Bar To The Bottom? I using old nexus 7 on cynogenmod 11. Are there any modules that let me move navigation bar to the top and status bar to the bottom? Thanks.,Turn your phone upside down +Steel is stronger than flesh. Ride safe.,Good thing I've got a steel framed bike then... +Remember when we thought this was wild?,It's like reading PG Wodehouse after a year of reading the National Enquirer +Even the Trump is stumped,Damn Trump looks really old in that screenshot. +"Three black armed robbers beat two elderly white people, fracturing their bones and sending them to the hospital for days. One of the victims was an 87 year-old woman with cancer. Where is the media? Why don't they cover this? What gives?",They're clearly ableist and racist if they think having your bones broken by black people is a bad thing! +Thank Jesus!,Underated comment +"Speaking of cocaine addiction, a lot of very smart people are saying, and I don't necessarily believe this, but they're saying that's Donald Trump's behavior during the debate is one of a cocaine addict, now I don't know if that's true, but certainly if some very, very smart people, you know, if they're saying Donald Trump's behavior is that of a cocaine addict, maybe it's worth looking into, a lot of smart people are saying this, or at least asking questions about whether or not this Donald Trump just slammed some massive rails, and I think we deserve answers. Is Donald Trump a coke head?",the attorney general should look into his situation +I just realized OpTic Group at ELeague is 4 t12 teams,"Yeah tough group, but fnatic is without Dennis this weekend so I think we should be able to beat them at least" +"After all those fucking exploding shanks, I earned it.",Those little frakers! +I have seen cleaners very early mornings there scrapping puke.,And i thought my job was bad.. +"They need to make a WWI game the right way... don't get me wrong, I think battlefield 1 will be incredibly fun, but not a great representation of the time period.",Verdun +"It is no dirtier than the Senate not even considering the merits of a judge whose accomplishments are beyond reproach. Fucking play hardball for once, dems.",Agreed wholeheartedly +It's a bug from OOS 3.2.7,Also there in community build. +"I wonder why CTV names the woman, yet CBC does not.",CBC never publishes names +Run it as a service not a business. Services don't need to be profitable.,"shut your whore mouth, communist filth!" +"Anyone can LEARN, but it would be nigh impossible without that learning to use a wizard's spellbook. Wizards go to wizard colleges for months to years, and that is to learn how to do everything correctly in order to cast spells that they couldn't cast naturally (which is how sorcerers do it). But remember, it's your game. If you want them to be able to cast those spells, go ahead and let them do that. We can't tell you how to play your game. Maybe the spells can only be cast once and then the page burns away, since they don't know how to cast it quite right.","Ya, sort of like the scrolls from Skyrim." +Saturday 7:30est The Fall of Berlin,Attero! +"Nope, as far as we know, the only new content is the survival game mode, and the world tier/gear-score upgrade.",Greatest season pass ever! +Sen. Boxer calls for abolishing Electoral College,Is she drinking again? +I am so in love with Laura Bailey.,Your going to have a challenger for that. +Reddit needs a sarcasm emote.,There is +Dominatus,Berlin is Buuuurning! +The real challenge of the World Bosses: Finding your character.,Legacy of Huln highmountain carries on 10 thousand years later +Showing off my new t-shirt and kicks for the fall.,How does a baby know how to use reddit? +"What makes a successful game group? As the title states, I'm looking for some guidance from my fellow redditors for what they see as the things that make their gaming groups work the best? I am jealous of other areas I've visited and seen an active gaming community/groups and would like to bring the same to our area. A little backstory: I'm relatively new to gaming (4 years now) and have started getting pretty active in a local Meetup group. The group has a lot of potential but only meets 2-3 times per month. The area the group meets is pretty limited in terms of FLGS support although a board game cafe just opened. As a result, the libraries we use for meet ups are useful, but not ideal, and the same room cannot always be guaranteed for gaming. This leads to larger turnouts sometimes feeling cramped, which is most likely a turn off for casuals. It also means larger games like X-Wing or 40K are difficult to arrange if people would like to try that. To my knowledge, the group doesn't do any promoting outside of the Meetup. The organizers of the group would like to get a small group together to start game planning for 2017 and I'm excited about the possibilities. TL:DR - if you love your game group or game meet ups in your area, why?",I prefer playing games I know with people I know. +As someone with a 6* Peacemaker and Blazefire Saber I really don't mind pulling an extra in this draw. If it throws a couple of III/Tactics stat sticks in my direction (especially Ingus Hastega/Protectga or any AoE Heal) I'll be more than happy.,"I wouldn't mind another peacemaker as well, it would be my first 8* physical weapon." +TL:DR: They wrote an article about boobs to get traffic and still sound like they're on the right side of the issue. Click bait nonsense.,That's 90 procent of kotaku content +This is the woman who started the fake news story about Trump asking for top-level sec. clearance for his children. Sad!,I'm sure Twitter suspended her account right away! +"Well, yeah, I mean. You can choose to be gay, Trump is the most LGBT-friendly candidate ever because he lets you have that choice. You just have to suffer the consequences if you abuse this privilege by having sex.",You dropped your +"Yeah, I'm pretty sure the AI just gets insulted if you don't suggest an embassy or a delegate the moment you meet them.","But then they just tell me, Not today" +"I think it'll all depend on the third debate. If Trump makes a complete ass of himself again, then Hillary will know she's won and she expands her map to Texas, Georgia, Arizona and every potential swing House or Senate seat and try to give the GOP the full Nick Saban approach. If it's a draw or Trump somehow wins, she stays in the battleground states and plays for the safe two touchdown win.",She could grind him into the ground OR get to a safe win and spend the rest of the warchest on downballot races. +That ball was still catchable. Does a tip completely nullify pass interference? I'm shaky on the PI rules,"Yes, once tipped you can grab the receiver." +"in champ select if you said you were going double jungle straight up, that would be okay imo.","Not in promos, when you can not dodge." +I am an Indian. Go wild.. Roast me!,dude you got some sikh hair going on there but that beard has to go +What will become of this sub once the NX is officially announced?,"we will all either never care again, or migrate to the new subreddit" +So? Where is this sense of entitlement coming from? If you buy something you can't return it simply because you didn't like it.,"Wow really, I thought that was the basis for fair consumer rights." +thats a clear hold. bengals fan want to disagree?,Pacman thought it was allowed after the AJ play +"... what? We have a refractory period because of the way our penises are formed. They scrape out other males semen, or even our own. If they just finished having sex, it would reduce their likelihood of impregnation if they were to have sex again, scrape out their own semen, and ejaculated a smaller volume of semen. Other animals have different strageties. Dogs get knotted for instance. Duck have tricksy corkscrew penises and dead end vaginas. Shit's crazy.",My refractory period never stopped me when I was 18. +I prefer rarely having updates to having my phone broken.,I have never in my years owning an iPhone had an update cripple my phone. +Attaboy. Let it all out,stop attacking people on the sub. +"People who read books live an average of almost 2 years longer than those who do not read at all, a Yale research found.","You are less likely to get yourself killed if you stay at home reading books, so it makes sense." +We should prep like it was the Super Bowl. Beat them 52-0,"So cocaine, hookers and lose the next 4?" +What would it be like if voting was mandatory and what would be a reasonable punishment for not voting?,Isn't having trump an already big enough punishment? +"San Diego has the longest sports drought by city. You merely adopted the pain; I was born in it, molded by it. Am I doing this right?","Well he's probably only 12 so he doesn't really remember having the Sonics, so he was basically born in it." +"It actually does focus on the object, but only for a short time. Extremely difficult to keep handheld steady at 90x zoom. I left the surrounding footage there for context. I have more footage of me trying to get it on film but it didn't add anything but everyone always wonders what happens before and after some footage. Anyways I did the best I could with the time and equipment I had. Guess you had to be there.",Why do you obscure the original audio with that song? +The fact that he would be in consideration speaks volumes,Maybe there's just no more qualified candidates +Five rules to live by in an autocracy: #1 - *Believe the autocrat*. #2 - Do not be taken in by signs of normalcy. #3 - Institutions will not save you. #4 - Be outraged. #5 - Don't make compromises. - Masha Gessen,Just give him a chance! +"Support cover tip- limbet charge Equip a limbet charge and when your covering long distances with no cover, throw a limbet charge ahead of you and let it explode and jump into the hole for instant cover. Also really effect at breaching a house by blowing a hole in the wall and surprising the occupants.","Just so you know, it's limpet, not limbet." +Ukip is being run by circus clowns | Arron Banks | Opinion,UKIP is being funded by them too. +You can get a decent 2bdr in Philadelphia for ~ $600mo. I'd stay if I were them.,Well if the company has a Vancouver office one assumes they would get a salary bump in accordance with cost of living. +Then how has the comic got what we could assume to be the undead 1.0?,"temporal displacement, obvs." +Even in Mumbai there are no signs of so called Bharat Bandh.,"mumbai never gave a rats ass, only in 90s SS rule there was some respect to bandhs" +"Attempt to understand where people are coming from, even if you don't condone their actions.",So in other words... 'be empathetic' +"Ya, they are a month too late. I've been waiting nearly a year for this show. I ain't waiting another month.","Yeah, cause a month is such a long time to wait right!" +iOS has recovery mode that is buttfuckingly simple to use.,butfucking is NOT simple... +"Dude, I love cinn. I watch cinn like, all day, dude. I'm really informed.","Except in Jenelle's case, it would be CHIN" +"No, he most certainly can not do that it's theft. The government has no standing to do that.","Yeah, no such thing as Civil or Criminal Forfeiture of assets!" +"This is also Trump's fuck you to Jews, Blacks, Hispanics, Asians, and every other non-white American.","I know right, appointing the CEO of Breitbart News, a site founded by an Orthodox Jew and staffed by many jewish editors is as big of a fuck you to the jewish people as it can get!" +I'm vegetarian now,"It's probably mostly corn fillers, so it's technically a vegetarian sandwich." +my spilt drink made a peace gesture,Looks like it peaced out +"It's enlightning to learn the details of the roll-out of P2SH to get better perspective on this particular contribution. While it is undeniably a significant feature of the system today, we have learned with time that Gavin's implementation was flawed and vastly inferior to LukeJR's BIP17. An unfortunate situation given that Gavin rushed the proposal while it was not clear that there was market demand for it.","Haha, yes, clearly there was no market demand for P2SH, we can see that now because nobody ever used it." +"In the Rise Of Iron book on the plaugelands section, also can I borrow your rng for a few hours?",Just checked: 593 Forge clears between Xbox and PS4. +I honestly change the channel 98% of the time when the anthem is on.,Why do you hate the troops? +"They already tried the not showing up protest at the polls, which is why he won... The one thing he's proven at this point is he is not alone and has supporters, so it would not be empty.",But I voted for Harambe because I'm morally superior to give my vote to flawed candidate such as Clinton! +"It's not faster. If I am talking to my girlfriend about getting dinner, I just stick an @ in the next message, and Google pops up options for both of us to see. If she clicks one, I call bullshit on her claim of not caring what we have, and I go with that because I actually don't care",Yes I agree it is a neat feature but useless when I can get no one including my wife(who is burned out on trying new Google Apps for messaging) to use it. +"Door to door it definitely can. My fiance and I live on LI and she works at a hospital in the city and her door to door is a shade over 2 hours, even though the LIRR trip itself is 1 hour and 8 minutes.",Yeah on an express you can make it GCT to New Haven in 2 hours. +I imagine if one were graduating then they wouldn't mind giving away their secret spot.,Selfish bastards! +everybody should drop autotune. autotune is cancer for the ears,Yeah I'm sure 808's would have been much better without auto tune +"This is the type of video I have been waiting for. It explains absolutely everything that makes HotS unique compared to those gold gathering, 1 mapping, slow walking, last hitting, item shop games.",But all those things make other copy-paste MOBAs more strategic! +I can't fathom that ugly plate...,Check out Moneybags over here +Me too thanks ^we^are^r/all,we dont do race mixing here +How else is she supposed to entice the discriminating pedophiles she meets online? It's a buyers market right now bro,gross lol +White Stripes?,Worst sex tape ever. +"We get it, you're upset. He's the president elect though, show some respect.",No thank you. +You mean latter today when he hits a crazy head shot and people claim he is cheating?,VACO! +girl lunchroom seizure fight,Mirror? +And has 200 times as many spiders.,TIL; Australia has 200 times as many spiders as the moon! +This is just such a weird one... I'm curious to finding out the motive...,I'd put money on them having had an affair. +"Why would someone risk X% Bitcoin price volatility to prevent N% devaluation of their fiat currency? I am not fully convinced of cryptos as a store of value to hedge against fiat currencies. Yes, Bitcoin is inflation proof. But it is not stable, at all. In my mind there are the slightly devaluing currencies, such as the Yuan or Pound (<10%), and then the hyper-inflationary currencies. In the former case, Bitcoin volatility completely outweighs price devaluation, and in the latter, their economies are far too immature to support Bitcoin anyways. Don't get me wrong, I love Bitcoin as a peer-to-peer money transfer system. Just less so as a store of value. Why would I buy Bitcoin as an inflation hedge when I can buy gold?",You can't send gold over the Internet to buy drugs +"Il viaggio del terrorista tunisino Amis Amri, visualizzato",Il punto 3 dovrebbe far riflettere su chi davvero giunge nelle nostre coste. +"While I sympathize with the families that lost their children in that horrific massacre, the gun manufacturers are not to blame. If I run over a bunch of people in my Tacoma after a night of drinking, should the families be allowed to sue Toyota? No, I alone would be responsible for the crime. The guy that committed this crime is dead. It's over. Looking for someone else to blame is foolish. I've lost a lot of people I love, but I moved on. It's time for these people to do the same.",Well Toyota markets the power of their vehicles to vulnerable young men +While you studied the blade I was busy cutting water bottles my mom bought at Costco.,If he had a real katana it would have cut through that entire case of water without moving it +Good luck bro,Thanks! +Do you know what a host file is?,Don't forget to update your bang paths! +"Nova has a Holo Decoy. It's not very effective. Also, stage-dependent heroes are a thing. Gank and waveclear rotating heroes will typically win the early game, teamfight heroes will get better late game.",But when Blademaster comes out.... :D +3 seconds,pack it up folks +WVU 4-0... 3 2 loss teams in front of them... stealing dat disrespek from Sparty,They've also played a more difficult schedule than many of the teams ahead of them. +Name of this Pure Boost R colorway?,"speaking of these, can anyone tell me where i can buy them, i've checked goat and no one is selling" +Not done what before? Literally stand in his own garden? :),"Yea, sorry forgot the" +"Both DLC are 100% worth completing. Should take 2-3 hours for each one, depending on how good your are/playstyle.",Thank you fellow gamer. +"i get what you're saying, and i agree with you. you want to know before it's a win or die situation, when you can still recover and attempt to shore up a weakness",Especially when you have a BETTER option backing him up. +We have quite a jocker here.,jockster +I bet a shiny penny he called this a compromise.,"Yeah, which is a load of steaming BS." +Usually second world War films have a more heroic and jingoistic take where the heroes are heroic and the evil national socialists practically have pointy teeth. This is linked to the fact that this was the last American military victory over an enemy that posed any significant threat. Vietnam films on the other hand usually have a significantly darker take on events due to it being quite a black mark on US history. Think We Were Soldiers and FMJ. I want to specify that I am mostly referring to the European theater. Events in the Pacific have also had a grittier filter applied. I'm hoping that we might get a monster movie with this darker leaning which focuses more on the evil of humanity rather than a simple good vs bad.,"You fucking commie, we didn't lose." +"How can you get mad at this honestly. Even if you're a complete retard anyone can see the influence he has on fashion, I wouldn't even waste my time with this one",she says stuff like this to be edgy all the time so this one just kinda got me going this morning +I believe he's referring to the emote.,*sigh* +Explanation for the new crouch bug,"potentially, so like potentially, potentially." +Sees naughty child. *Dabs*,Looks like santa forgot what year it is. +"Is it? Good players are good, usually, regardless of the coaches. It's not a matter of if Caldwell has been bad enough to be fired, it's more if he's been good enough for an extension, because he his contract expires in 2017. So do you re-sign him and hire a coach? Or do you hire a new GM with the new coach?",If that's true why fire Bradley at all. +"How about a nice mandatory Crescent Moon of cloth to be sewed onto every Muslim's outer clothing and a big, nice M printed in their ID:s?","You don't understand, this is different." +"Best SS for 125k? I dont mind playing FS's at SS, thus far berry and kam look like contenders. Does anyone have positive experiance with anyone that they can reccomend?",Have you thought about Landon E: Meant to reply to you but oh well +"BRB, going to find love.","BRB, gonna find out what is love." +"Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. No one is pulling people out of their homes, but when passions run high at protests, scuffles break out. SJW's bring it on themselves.","They sure asked for those swastikas to be drawn on their doors and schools, yep." +"It's Larry's brother, Harry The Cable Guy.",Hairy +member Dr. Boom?,"Yeah, barely better than war golem" +Game Day Thread: Montreal Canadiens vs Ottawa Senators - where's the GDT???,"Congrats, you just made one!" +The economy was far worse when Obama became president,"Yeah, but Obama's black, so it's worse no matter what." +Has your client never bugged out?,"In that case you need to restart the client, not log out/in again" +"Top 10 players at each position this season (by PER) Position Rk|Point Guard|Shooting Guard|Small Forward|Power Forward|Center :--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:|:--:| 1|Chris Paul (33.6)|James Harden (32.1)|Kevin Durant (29.3)|Anthony Davis (29.7)|DeMarcus Cousins (27.5) 2|Russell Westbrook (31.6)|DeMar DeRozan (30.2)|Kawhi Leonard (28.1)|Blake Griffin (24.4)|Hassan Whiteside (24.2) 3|Kemba Walker (29.1)|Jimmy Butler (28.6)|Giannis Antetokounmpo (26.3)|Kevin Love (22.1)|Greg Monroe (23.7) 4|Steph Curry (27.5)|Lou Williams (23.1)|LeBron James (25.3)|Mike Muscala (22.0)|Dwight Howard (23.5) 5|Isaiah Thomas (26.6)|Archie Goodwin (22.6)|Rudy Gay (23.1)|Kristaps Porzingis (20.8)|Brook Lopez (23.0) 6|Damian Lillard (26.4)|CJ Miles (22.0)|Gordon Hayward (22.0)|Draymond Green (20.4)|Lucas Nogueira (22.4) 7|George Hill (26.1)|Will Barton (19.7)|Carmelo Anthony (21.0)|Zach Randolph (20.0)|Karl-Anthony Towns (22.4) 8|John Wall (22.3)|CJ McCollum (19.6)|Andrew Wiggins (20.9)|Kenneth Faried (19.7)|Joel Embiid (22.3) 9|Mike Conley (22.0)|Dwyane Wade (19.3)|Otto Porter (20.5)|Julius Randle (19.6)|Andre Drummond (22.2) 10|Jeremy Lin (22.0)|Zach Lavine (18.2)|Paul George (19.7)|Taj Gibson (18.0)|Myles Turner (21.6) ----- I went strictly by Basketball-Reference's primary listed position, no secondary positions (as far as I know).",But i thought there were 21 players better than CP3 +"haha yeah it's a term not a lot of people understand, even in the business!","So do you, like, hold things?" +"If League of Legends was rated M, what would be the quote of ? Go HAM, but no racist quotes!",Graves: I got my fucking cigar back! +Lleva si o si una buena cantimplora y llenala siempre antes de salir. Siempre la cantimplora de mano y una botella de +litro en la mochila.,que ventaja tiene una cantimplora comparada con una botella de 600cc de coca llena de agua? +can't link my credit card to a different paypal account :( It's already linked to my main paypal account. Tried paying directly to hulu with my canadian credit card and the fake zip and it didn't work. It says We are unable to process your card. Please enter a different payment method or contact your card issuer to enjoy Hulu.,That's too bad - I didn't have a working PayPal account so I guess that's why it worked for me. +Ella Nova,It appears that this guy is pro Prop60 +What is something nobody has ever said before?,OVI LOOKED BETTER WHEN HE HAD ALL HIS TEETH. +Yes but what if no one wants to trade.,"Shit, I guess you die." +I bet a nanny's salary is less than child support. He also gets the added bonus of looking at someone pretty.,I feel so sorry for those kids :( +My name is very unique :( never met another person with my name,"Blame your parents, ChiChi." +"Chefs are messed up. The amount of stress, long hours, and crazy heat from the kitchen stove tops drives a cook insane. If you don't already drink or smoke... you will. The habits rub off on you. I've done my share of being on the food line. I'd much rather be in the back of the kitchen in my own space doing desserts. (Source: Pastry Chef) P.s. Half of the students in the culinary schools ended up switching to Pastry as their major because the culinary field was too much. It's almost like the food version of engineering.",Fuckin' lazy ass bakers... +"What the hell, lol?",Sploooosh... +Greg Norman helped Malcolm Turnbull skip world leader queue for Donald Trump,Not an elite. +"So, they're now cool with Twitter banning alt-right accounts?",bu-but freedom of speech furst mendment! +Who would have predicted that isolationist rhetoric would cause the US to be sidelined in international trade?,"Bu-but if we isolate ourselves, America will be great again!" +"Yes. Because in addition to being a calculating machiavellian evil genius, she's also a drooling moron.",It's only logical! +They won't vote. I have no faith in the left anymore.,That's the spirit. +Can't wait for the Kill Valiyan option only to see Senya jump in and save her for Knights of the Forever Empire.,[jokes on you lol] +"Looking for feedback on Bernard King, thanks.",Not sweaty enough +Ready to Switch to a Switch,"I need to do this, but im also waiting for birthday money in march" +"People in flyover states vote Republican. Republicans gut education funding. Without education, people have no critical thinking skills, research skills, or ability to think long-term. Without these skills, people don't do research, analyze their information sources, or listen to experts. So, even though the information that trickle-down economics doesn't work is out there everywhere, these people don't have the ability to understand that, and so they vote Republican. And the cycle continues. These people are also often religious and the religious aren't well-known for being knowledgeable.","The only education the working classes need are job skills, which they can learn on the job." +He said its 99 problems for 3 months starting on the 30th,But is a bitch one? +"But I bet you're still rich, right?",But trickle down economics dude. +"People of reddit, what is the best motivator?",kicks to the head when I'm down. +It will be missed and not missed. ;),"I gotta know what you did to that steak, the char looks magnificent" +"Well shit we better inaugurate you then! /joke but seriously, obviously not all women get them but there are a worrying number of women who do. Happens more to women who share photos of themselves and are relatively attractive, have you ever done that?","I have not shared photos, and plead the fifth on the other bit." +The first thing that came to my mind was that something Syndrome where one piece of debris hits a satellite causing a chain reaction. Space debris is already a huge problem and has the potential to throw us back before the information age.,TIL space debris will destroy hundreds of thousands of miles of undersea fiber optic cable. +Is that really a thing now?,Apparently and it is the worst thing ever. +"So I'm looking at too much bloom, bad textures around a 3 foot circle, all in 60fps? These UE4 mockups are plain ugly and any amount of effects doesn't change it when you don't change anything else.",Youre wrong clearly this guys better than nintendo because he throws ripped models into UE4 like anyone else can and smacks on tooooons of effects becausee graphics +I like Nuclear Fusion Battle Mistress,Metal as fuck. +Join a league. Any league. I do pinball and Hockey. Bowling would be cool.,Yea league of legends wed love to have you...forever +Judge Dredd Big Trouble in Little China Demolition Man Cobra,Demolition man is awesome. +What made you choose your main?,You should try a stam DK/templar maybe. +"TMZ is reporting that Brandi Rhodes, Cody wife, signed with TNA",TNA just signed a ~~talented~~ woman. +The result of leaving TF2 bots on over the period of two days...,Horrible K/D you suck +"Mets fan here, asking to join the party. Since my Mets were felled by the mighty Madbum and I need an excuse to stave off watching my Jets suck ass, and hockey isn't for a couple weeks, I thought I'd join you guys in rooting for your team. My friend Josh Palacios was drafted and plays in the Jays system, and I feel that I enjoy rooting for an underdog. So pass the poutine and let's punch Odor and his stupid Rangers in the face. Go Jays!","This is beautiful, welcome friend :')" +There is a way if you are playing on PC. But not for other platforms. What platform are you playing on?,PC. +how do you do this effect with a picture,Radial blur. +Screenshotted this from the pre-season,8-8 yup that totally happened +"I'm beyond caring at this point. Not because I support this (it's fucking barmy and incredibly draconian) but because we can do fuck all about it. Even if there wasn't public support for it, the Tories would push it through anyway. Until the next election the Tories can do whatever the fuck they want with zero recourse, because the two main opposition parties (Labour and UKIP) are too busy tearing themselves apart to garner any kind of support from the public which would oust the Tories. As long as they keep the pensioners sweet and don't back down on Brexit they're basically guaranteed power in 2020. We can complain about this on social media all day long but it makes fuck all difference in the long run. Start your online petitions, write to your MP, go and protest in the street, see how far it gets you.","To be fair, Labour have also been incredibly atrocious on this" +So what did the bitch major in? Semenslurping,"She has emotional intelligence, that obviously puts her above men" +Seriously,"Seriously with the time taken for women and their baths, they need a charger attached if they also want to include a tablet." +Thank you! It's a huge pet peeve when an article says 'A study says this!' and doesn't link to it or tell me where to find it.,"It seems like the policy is We are so far from Europe and the USA, there is plenty of air" +"I hope he just starts doing shit before he leaves. Oil pipeline? Nah. Reschedule pot? Sure, why not? Anything else? I'm taking requests!",Form Voltron +Largest street gang in America,I thought it was The Jets? +Except Optic has performed well these past few months. Why bet against them on a map their opponent doesn't often play?,Probably because they were performing well against NA teams which is rather meaningless? +If you lean forwatrd your tablet will dip into the water.,Because that's the only reason this is majorly flawed +"BOTW looks amazing, i cannot wait till i get a switch",Yesssssssss +"I'd never suggest doxing Harry Cheadle, verbally attacking him or being menacing towards him or his family, etc. That would be terrible.",Same +"Having an honest feeling is no sin. Entertaining and playing with a thought you know is wrong is most certainly a sin. Coming out is entertaining these thoughts to the point where you allow them to define you. Not good and Imo a sin. This sub, while liturgically conservative, is still part of reddit and therefore full of homosexuals. It tends to give very bad advice on this topic. Coming out is not good, not a moral act, but most of these people cannot figure that out because they are in thrall to the gay agenda and don't realize it.",I'm seriously wondering if you've actually read anything by any of the regular posters on here who experience same sex attraction... +That's hokey.,", and old Jontron was better." +"When you say Democrat the noun in place of democratic the adjective, you make yourself look like an illiterate.",He didn't get the gubment re-training. +"Wow, were people think I was being serious about OC a 970 to a Titan Xp? Lmao",You dropped the +That's not right,"It's just what I saw from my twitter feed, a lot of mannequin challenges with a lot of #equalpayday hashtags." +"I'm in need of an addictive game. Any ideas? I want to get a game, preferably from steam. I'm looking for something addictive, fun, games you can't stay away from. I really enjoy medieval games, but can't seem to find many. I like shooters/war games. I like survival games too but nothing too toxic like ark etc. I just want a game i can spend hours on, and not get bored. (I would love a good open world game, medieval, or survival etc) Can you guys give me any ideas?",Candy Crush Saga +"Una delle prime battute *colte* che io ricordi di aver mai letto su Topolino. Era il motto dei notai, o qualcosa di simile... nostalgia.",Io ricordavo coito ergo sum ma mi sa che non l'ho letta su Topolino +"EVGA TORQ X10 - $29 ($59 - $30 MIR - Rebate not active yet, see link in comments)","Boy, I hope this doesn't start to overheat and fail too...." +Every Indian who considers himself right wing and doesn't like BJP has justifications for the corruption of Congress.,Tell that to the right wingers +How the fuck is this going to solve cancer?,Fundraising +this belongs here,I feel like whoever made this gif had sex with his food after he turned the camera off. +"This was on purpose, right?",Our cafeteria is supplied by Aramark so I find it hard to believe that it was done on purpose but you never know. +"But since the greek alphabet, which starts with alpha, then beta, it would be easier to just follow that path, instead of changing alphabet.",No fuck you cause Merica +"Seriously, my mood towards FF XV shifts every now and then. One moment i'm excited as fuck and one moment later I am like 'naaahhh, that shit will be trash'. Really curious to see if this game will deliver! I love this trailer by the way, not the kind of trailers we are used too.",I got to play an hour long demo a couple of months ago and I really liked it! +Any dark hip hop album suggestions?,Gravediggaz - 6 Feet Deep +The I'm cultured because I studied abroad for a semester starterpack,"the dragged out take me back posts, and posting pictures from abroad for the next several months is the kicker" +"Game of the Generals was Filipino-made? I had so much fun with that, cool!",I made a group strategy game out of that ;) biology x GG x Brigandine inspired +The worst part of the level design in Fallout 3 and NV was all the invisible walls over easily-climbable (in 5-8 minutes of hopping) canyon walls and piles of rubble. I love being able to scoot up any cliffside in TES!,I didn't reach the west gate into New Vegas until my third playthrough because it is slightly hidden and there is no reason to go there really. +"To be fair, being married and fucking Ivanka makes Jared everything Trump wants to be.","Think of the threesomes... no, don't." +My first ever deep dish pizza. I live in Australia and have never eaten one before. LOVED IT.,"Sorry, not deep enough, it isn't hitting the top of this massive pot." +Tu non saldi mai con le maniche corte?,solo quando voglio scuoiarmi +"Well, using their usual time zone, I'd expect to have up to 24 h more, since I don't know the difference between mine and theirs exactly.","If i'm not wrong, they use the local (Seattle) Time Zone, UTC -8." +Dropped 1000 MMR. I can't let it go on. This is my life now.,The pocciox effect +Drunk Delhi woman mows down two people on Haryana highway: Cops,She must be a Salman Khan fan. +"Can we get a statement on the reasoning behind quickness nerfs? Can we get a statement from someone at Arena Net on why quickness was nerfed? If it was because they felt that quickness was too easy accessible they probably should have thought about that before making an entire elite spec based around it. Giving players something fun and then taking it away isn't a good way to handle balance. If they wanted to make it so quickness wasn't the only role of the chrono it was a miserable failure, the dps buffs are laughable at best.",lol the salt is real +You could change that by seizing the means of production,seize the memes of production +Donald Trump: Anyone who burns American flag should be jailed or lose citizenship,Any president who violates the first amendment should face consequences- maybe impeachment and some jail time. +"To be frank, she's ugly as fuck. The OP and some commenters here are pretending as if she's drop dead gorgeous... It's like reassuring a kid who is obviously terrible at something to make them feel happy. But the only difference here is that you all are doing it to a fully grown person. If that's not condescending, I don't know what is...","To be frank, your attitude is ugly as fuck." +This hand made stone wrapped in leather.. being sold for $85,They should just market it as the stone from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom +"My first thought was, That is not how you pick up an owl.",You also wouldn't use a comb to get lint out of its feathers but hey +Mob Psycho 100 had Bones staff,Same thing +"I mean, if Ginsburg steps down and no one is added to replace her, we're back to an odd numbered court with effectively the same ratios. Consider it a throw back to 1860-something.",Just making America great again! +what is a percent? what is a word?,"It clearly means that 85% of Americans use their service, 95% of Polish people do, etc." +"Trump, Who Can't Be Bought, Rewards Big Donors With Cabinet Roles","The Swamp got 10 feet deeper, its no longer a swamp its a shallow lake." +"No Lebron, on the road, for the second game in a back to back. The odds were not good coming in even though overall the Cavs are the better team.","OH NO, WE SUCK AGAIN!" +It's a stupid loose end but... Does anybody else wanna know what happened to Monaca? Is she still NEETING in space?,"I like to imagine she didn't snap out of the brainwashing anime in episode 12 of future and she's just sitting up in space, frozen" +What is there to do on NYE if you are under 21? (20),Do what every other 20 year old does and go to a house party. +"If your worse sexual encounter was recorded and put on a porn site, what would the title be?",Error: This video does not meet the minimum upload size requirement +He lacks the pace,"Yeah, the guy who won the Clio Cup this year and only missed out on last year's title due to bad luck totally lacks the pace." +"I love how on every pickup post in the sub of something hypland, someone has to come in and hate on it. It's like clockwork.",I'd take that over an echo chamber of opinions about the piece any day. +"I think it safe to say yes; remove power overnight for caps to bleed off, then try again tomorrow... If it does boot, I wouldn't trust it in prod...","and when you plug it back in, move it to a different receptacle as well." +Taking pride in being a cunt. So edgy.,They may be an ass but I wouldn't consider that comment prideful. +"Dutch, actually! German would be Vater. I'm unsure if the word vader exists in German.",It doesn't. +Exterminating and oppressing a group of people... hmmm *cough* Rwandan genocide *cough*,White people's fault +"The same thing happened to me. A kid stepped out from parked cars into the street and I hit him with my car. I felt just terrible, then to add insult to injury, my car insurance company sued the kids parents for the damage to the car.",They should have sued the kid! +Google does not sell your data. This myth needs to go away.,"I didn't say Google sells my data, but that it sells metrics based on my data." +Still fucking us from the grave.,feels +They put down their Love Trumps Hate signs to savagely beat someone wearing a hat they didn't like.,"if they only had the outside the box thinking to just tape their misspelled signs to baseball bats, they's really save a lot of time and resources!" +"The amount of divisiveness that the Democrats are preaching, seem closer to a nation headed to civil war, rather than one in which the people spoke loudly and clearly in favor of Donald Trump.",Muh poplar vote doh!!!! +Mother of God...,DELETE THIS +Patrick Cummins out of UFC Fight Night 102 card with staph infection,Just get him some Z-Pak's and it's all good +"Everyone knows that Khabib is very well known in slavic countries, but he isn't (or wasn't prior the McGregor callout) very well know in the US, the avarage Joe hasn't even heard about him.",Because US is all that matters +Older Redditors what tricks do you have for the newer Redditors?,Downvote blatant reposts. +how do you get this screen up,"When you get to the first GTS results, go to Filter (or Y) to get fewer selections." +"You're judging it based on the comment sections? Seriously? Curated or not, that's obviously absurd.","He has a point, we all know YouTube is really a Nazi propaganda site!" +Teeny tiny shorts,face reminds me of pornstar mikayla mendez +Some strange mouse movement from K1o on LAN at IEM Oakland,This subreddit is such a meme +"I think this fits better. Gimli isn't afraid of getting down and dirty, working hard for what he wants and trying out new things even if they are against his nature. Legolas mostly gets by on the perks of what he is and sticks to what he knows.",Plus a good number of us are low key stinky cave dwellers xD +Taylor Swift arrested for tax evasion,Taylor Swift arrested for being a time traveling Satanist +There are only two things known to science that could enter a 100% sealed copper cavity at all three locations **and** will be present at all locations: 1. Gravity 2. Neutrinos I suppose one could also say that time also enters the cavity.,Thank you +Luminosity outside when picking at a windows is still shit. As usual...,Lighting overhaul is coming in patch 5.2 as Epi stated. +CDs are a safer investment,ITunes ruined that ;) +Will the Ranger buyout Lundvist to protected Raanta? If Raanta continues his level of play for the rest of the season and Lundqvist continues his sharp decline. Will the Rangers buyout his harsh 8.5 Million cap hit? Its a lot of money and goes until he is 39 honestly its the worst contract they have on the books. Wouldn't it be a good idea to buy him out?,Literally every single year Lundqvist plays bad at the start and then becomes a god. +LMAO... I discovered bing's real use around two years ago.. never went back to Google for science,But what about Google schollar? +"My 1991 Camry has 271K, but the engine was replaced 40K ago. Still ordinal transmission, still running smoothly.","out of curiosity, how much did it cost you to replace the engine?" +"Sources: Astros have agreed to a deal with free agent outfielder Josh Reddick, pending a physical.",This cannot be true Astros are too cheap +Since when does moderate mean wanting WW3,She figured if she was okay with gay marriage and other socially liberal stuff but also okay with starting a nuclear shitfest the two would kinda just average out +"Fido is only offering this to EXISTING customers to save them from leaving for Public, if you're not currently a Fido customer, you can't get this plan.","A little late for me, I ordered a sim and jumped the second I heard of the promotion from Public Mobile, I was paying $35/mon for canadawide talk/text and **300mb** of data." +It will hit 1200 next week,To the moon! +"Paul Ryan Burns Final Shred Of Dignity, Will Campaign With Trump",Read that as Paul Ryan hands 2020 nomination to John Kasich. +Mauser BK-27,Wheres the bolt? +"We have a copy clerk that requires 24 hour notice with grades 1-5 having priority as they have no prep time. Everyone has access to the copiers anytime as well. Took us many trials to get here, including only the clerk can run copies, being given two stacks of paper a trimester (that fell short quickly), and a copier limit.",They should have prep when their kids go to specials. +Thought you guys would appreciate the look on my nephews face. We all remember the elation of our first gaming system.,now I feel old because it was a nes for me +Chicks dig scars?,Glory...lasts forever +"Same, Xim4 is great after you fiddle with it forever and get good configs for games.","I got a rad config on Destiny, allows me to Titan skate really well, and be a pro at using the relics in the raids." +Shadow Fiend Tip You can deny creeps to build up the total souls you have.,"Another tip, you can stun with slardar to stop enemy movement" +"So I was doing something completely unrelated to the fandom, and then THIS happened.","Quick, post it to cringeanarchy and get some free karma" +"Just got a PRO - what's the first game I should play to really see the difference? I've got Robinson, Battlezone, Batman, Until Dawn, RE7 Demo, and a bunch of others. For those who've tried both, what's going to blow me away when I see the changes?",The playroom vr +Wait really? I love the Striker skin! What skin(s) do you like for Lucio?,"Honestly, Striker Lucian in one of the worst Lucian skins in League" +It came early!!!!!,"We all know the only reason you got that is for those sweet, sweet pokeballs" +I think it's just frustrating for a lot of professors who put a lot of effort into their classes (that majority of mine did) to see a bunch of students not care enough to show up. This is especially true if those classes had wait lists or were hard to get into at the beginning of the semester. Those students who didn't show up wasted a spot someone else could have used.,Well if people were not turning up then maybe the classes weren't worth turning up to? +I'm not protecting anyone. But how many times have Curry made stupid passes? Klay fallen asleep on defense? Draymond got another tech ONCE AGAIN. This was an up-and-down failure of the entire team.,"I agree, the entire team except KD played garbage, I want Javale to start" +i have always thought traps under hooks were busted but i think people are just now realizing after the hag got released so im happy people are realizing finally,People didn't care until they made the change where you would get interrupted mid-unhook. +I bought tickets to the CBJ - Wild game before the season with the expectation that it would be an average game. Now? HYPE as fuck.,Sell high! +Black Hero,"Black Hiro Seriously, those eyes are like a racist cartoon." +What's stopping you? What would change for you if Lucio ended up being a homo? Why would that stop you from being able to shoot/kill/play as him?,"Yes, because my sjw senses will tell me to not shoot him." +Cheap Headphone Hanger from IKEA,It's called the GRUNDTAL toilet roll holder if you guys are wondering +"That freaking statue scared the shit out of me as a kid, it has a black heart inside held up by chains.",HOW DARE YOU INSULT HILLARY LIKE THAT +Trump supporter cites Japanese internment camps as 'precedent' for Muslim registry,"I'm not saying I agree with murder, but there's a clear precedent, so you know, we should be able to murder people" +T2 Wong vs Supergiant (Deathlok (L) + T1 strikers),Thats the Wong uniform for Wong. +"*Hold person* affects only humanoids, which doppelgangers technically are not. You would need *hold monster*.",Thanks for the clarification. +Swans can be gay,Where did these tears come from? +"No Man's Sky has received a massive update, Foundation Update 1.1","I'm gonna wait to buy this game once it becomes one of those games that goes on sale for $5 and I say to myself eh, why not" +"Live and learn. To be honest, I was tripping so hard at that point I don't know if I could've even gotten up, and Coke sure as hell wouldn't of helped with that lol I'm sure there will be more opportunities though, I run with a pretty fun crowd.","Given .y experience with LSD, I would have freaked the fuck out if I was able to get the motor running and then put my key in the ignition as well" +"I'm sorry to say I highly doubt it will be as fast as 3 months, especially if you only go for a dosage increase after 6 weeks when you are already on the lowest dosage. Levothyroxine has a half-life of ~1week so takes about 6 weeks to get 100% into your system.","Wow, thanks for the information." +Why though?,hey look thats me I didnt get the joke they scared me +Sources: Adient expected to move about 500 employees to downtown Detroit's Marquette Building,More white people yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay +Even interchangeable on each side? So drivers side door can be a passengers door?,"No, the doors of the Matiz and the Matiz knockoff are interchangeable." +All these reactionaries in the comments complaining how these kids will never get a job have clearly not even looked at this article. Its for kids aged 3-6 they aren't gonna start engineering prep units before at least 8 anyway so put down your pitchforks.,"In advanced economies such as Sweden and Japan, 3yo kids learn how to solve 2 unknown equations already" +"Let me guess.....Halfthai, right?",yup. +I mean i got a C+ in high school geology but i still know they couldnt have been fucking hard enough to cause an earthquake.,"You obviously haven't been taught about the butterfly effect then :P If a butterfly wing can cause hurricanes on the other side of the world, then why cant some rigorous butfucking cause an earthquake on the otherside of the country." +Question: Is the little line below his eye in the last panel supposed to be his smiling mouth or a Charlie Brown-style expression of shock? I could see it as either.,Well considering this cartoon is a fantasy and no woman would ever be interested in MtG i think you can safely assume it's a smile. +Navy Defeats Houston 46-40,He gone +I dunno man KFC is fucking delicious though,Spoken like a true rayciss! +Rogue One: A Star Wars Story Featurette,"Oh, so another death star.... How exciting" +"Well, he didn't exactly spell it out, but Parise had a season-ending back injury last year from a Tour-De-Crosschecks that would make a chiropractor blush, but I can definitively say that the Wild fans did not start a 6-thread crusade against everyone who has done Parise wrong. ...we just complain a lot in GDTs! That's the best revenge: impotent sideline rage.",I think they get 15 more threads to make up for the 21 slashes. +This restaurant in saudi arabia offered to give free meals on National day. And this happened,That's a crap load of hands that are going to need chopping off if they plan on pleasing Allah. +"After WW2, Tito (of Yugoslavia) and Stalin had a split, where (simplified) Tito refused to have Yugoslavia become a satellite state of the USSR, so stalin attempted to assassinate Tito several times, to which he sends an open letter saying: Stop sending people to kill me. We've already captured five of them, one of them with a bomb and another with a rifle. (...) If you don't stop sending killers, I'll send one to Moscow, and I won't have to send a second.",I heard that Christopher Lee fought with and met Tito as a soldier during WW2. +I think all us tin foil hat bros know the government approached a dying man to make another captain America but accidentally cured his cancer.,Lmao +Just a strawpoll on How old are r/Overwatch players?,"nobody tell Blizzard about that one 10 year old, had be illegal for him to play the game!" +"I wonder if the KKK membership is going to dramatically increase because of shit like this? It's only a matter of time, and the lefties wont have anyone to blame but themselves. I'm not advocating joining the KKK. I'm just saying that if this type of lunacy from the left continues, then the KKK, and other similar groups, may start becoming attractive to a lot of people.",KKK is a three-letter honeypot these days... They're joining other groups though. +NBCSN talk about a recent scouting report,"How's the junior squad at the north pole, Pierre?" +They really fucked-up when it comes to user experience.,But they gave us a shiny modern ui... +"PSA: For all of us experienced Titanfall players, let's try and take it easy on the new players this weekend. If you see someone on your team not playing well, maybe try hopping on a mic and offer advice. It'll go a long way instead of rage messaging, etc... The goal of this weekend is about new players having fun and learning the game. We want this game and community to grow. You will see many people with low scores and even though you might be performing well, still lose a match. Refrain from rage messaging and or shitting on them on a mic. It'll only turn them off to the experience. We all know once Titanfall clicks for a new player, it's a glorious thing and let's foster that happening. See you on the frontier new players!","I'll be extra sure to grab battery's for their Titans, I prefer to fight with my own feet anyway." +DaZeD shows every excuse for whiffing,upvoted because na reality tv drama show +What is Terunosuke laughing at?,You +Damn buddy you've got more skillets in your collection than ive ever seen in my life. How long have you been dabbing?,Curves died quicker than dmaka mirite fam +"But not important enough for an alert, when the download fails?",My system don't fail. +What is NOT worth seeing in person?,Blue Waffles. +I can't take this guy seriously anymore.,Bipolar nga eh +"It's almost as if he's not overly hyped nor underly hyped, but somewhere in between. What would you call such a thing??",The fact that there are tons of hip-hop heads who haven't payed much attention to IDLSIDGO means to me he's underrated and underhyped right now. +What restaurants here in the PH are underrated? Yung shawarma place ng Robinsons Manila Supermarket.,Masarap yung burger ng Peanut Butter & Co. +"Hi there, it's me, your friend! I too want to know the answer to that question If he pushes through with an international agreement with China without Senate's consent, that would be unconstitutional. I just don't know if it can be grounds for impeachment.",Treachery and betrayal of public trust? +"Need and EP don't mix well. There isn't really anything you need EP for.. I mean, it's cool but It's uses are extremely limited.","yea i only use it for switches in shatters on my mystic, sea slurp rooms in OTs while clearig events and the first 2 rounds of cems" +"It's been up for six days, I don't think they care... Hahaha",It's gone now +"A boosted IQ of ~50. I become kind of crazy smart, and the Donald becomes kind of a freaking god. To be clear I despise the guy, but he's the elect. If he became superintelligent we could only benefit.","Sounds like a win-win, you double your intelligence and Trump becomes a God-King." +So there's no problem with nepotism there?,"When she's a hot piece of ass, it's not nepotism." +WHAT?,He said masturbation impairs your hearing +Show me on the doll where he touched you,*points at Cleveland on a map* +"add one with 30% less life while we're at it? also maybe, just maybe armor gets a rebalance to make it generally good and this is just a downside of it","Es is a defense (same as armor and evasion), thus you can have 900 of it on a chest." +"Princess Cortana and Prophetdorf, don't forget the Naviter",How could you forget 343-Guiltingle Spark? +"Man, this is gonna get posted by the_donald... they always ruin things! I'm going to tell my friends on twitter about this shit.",But dae Randall a Hitlery supporter? +#FiringRangeChallenge,Fucking keyboarder. +Tesla Waterpipe,Gifs that end too soon +"We're not bottom of the barrel, no. We're on the lower end of middle of the pack, which, hey- SOMEONE has to be. Not everyone can be the best DPS spec, and that's okay. The problem is until you start getting in the 830 range (and even then, only if you're actually getting Haste) you're often getting outdone by tanks against bosses. You have to spec into AoE (and even then you're not great at it) at the expense of single target, or the other way around. The Cleave is pretty good, but even when your numbers are good, complaints still exist: Until you're at like 30% haste, the spec FEELS awful because of how long the cast time on Chaos Bolt is, because we're so reliant on Immolate ticks and Conflag charges to build Shards. I often find myself just spamming Incinerate for 10 seconds straight because I'm at 1 shard with Conflag on cooldown and Immolate already refreshed. Not to mention that you have to take a hit in DPS to get an interrupt, or take a hit in your passive damage mitigation to talent into a 30 second CD, melee-range interrupt. Our damage isn't very good, the rotation is clunky and RNG-enslaved, and we have like ZERO utility. That doesn't get better if you make the numbers on the spells bigger.","I'm fully aware that our playstyle and rotation doesn't feel good at all (having to use three globals to fully utilize our artifact ability), but numbers are approaching fine." +The other thing I hear about is AMD benefits from freesync to increase its effectiveness. My TV isn't freesync so would that hinder it's performance vs an nvidia option?,"No, it would hinder down on future you decided to get a monitor that has amd freesync or nvidias G-Sync since G-Sync costs more" +hilarious watching manny trying to refrain my insulting how green this highlighter looks cause jeffree has one too,So Bitchslap Cosmetics might be j*/MMUA incarnate but it's 7:30am in Milwaukee and I just bought a bright-ass blue MD 20/20 highlighter how the fuck do I cancel this transaction this is immediate regret. +"Pixel Security: Better, Faster, Stronger",And yet I still can't afford one.. *sigh* +"Stealth Heavy Drone nerf Has anyone else noticed your heavy drones unable to hit frigates anywhere near as well as pre-patch? I cant find details anywhere showing any change but there was 100% a change, I've never EVER had issues hitting frigs and now it just took 10 minutes to kill 1 thing in a belt...",Having the same issue. +The DNC ran a viable candidate against Brownback. He lost because he visited a strip club once in his early 20s.,The horror! +Lab grade cringe,Factory New cringe. +Wayne Rooney defied orders from Gareth Southgate to go to bed - Sky sources,He's lost the dressing room already +"It's been a year, move on already.",ya should tell that to those 9/11 mourners then eh? +Beautiful but please don't feed wildlife.,Live a little. +"mind : brain :: culture : ? SAT question, what's your answer?",The hive +Is Parkhall Estate In Antrim Mostly Catholic?,"This curosity wouldn't have anything to do with that video of the racist lads that's going around on facebook, would it?" +"Since Trump got elected, do you think a bit of prestige was taken away from DC?",Yes and you should probably move to a more prestigious city as soon as possible... +You'll also have no eyebrows,Or eyelashes +What do you want for Christmas this year?,"I want an official Red Ryder carbine-action 200-shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock, and this thing which tells time." +they said at 12:00 PM?,"I looked it up earlier, think it was in about 6 hours iirc" +Retweet if this subreddit is dead RT,It's not dead it's just not alive +This is actually very sick. We must do everything possible to stop things like this from happening.,"While your head is in the right place, when you say we i kind of feel like you mean others Have you done anything tho stop it?" +I'm sure he will have at least 2-4 more incidents until draft day.,Well now that he's all hopped up on jazz cabbage I'm sure he will. +"I think the downward motion you're referring to is called gravity. Jones turned himself. Both players were in the air as he turned, meaning the defender would have had almost zero leverage to turn Julio unless he had him wrapped up at the start, which he doesn't. It's Jones' body motion that carries the smaller defensive back along with him, not the other way around.",But but.. Julio is too good to miss that catch +"Thousands of Chagos islanders, deported from their homeland in the Indian Ocean by the UK government to make way for a US military base in 1971, will not be given the right of return to resettle",Guys imperialism is the white man's right +They look legit from what I can see,Thanks! +"I miss the smite buffs I really miss having the smite buffs. Smiting now feels empty, like something is missing. Riot removed choice from junglers. The buffs added a dynamic element to a somewhat boring jungle, much more dynamic than plants. Smiting raptors then ganking or securing vision on a quadrent with wolves... I miss it all. I think Riot could bring it back even with plants, and the game wouldn't be any worse. Rito plz?",make plants smiteable for extra effects +"In case you didn't know, the U.S. is a third rate country when it comes to internet service providers in general and their terms in particular. Let me put it this way; if a monk in Nepal was complaining about the requirements to run a full node and how it saturated the monastery's carrier-pigeon bandwidth, would you consider that a reasonable reason to hold back the global network? Or would you design it to be enough to be supported by nodes in reasonable countries, which the United States is not? So yes, in your position, I would try to get the US out of its regulatory capture. Maybe by voting with wallet and getting Google Fiber. (For reference, I had fiber in 1999. In a low income area. That's how far behind the U.S. is.)","Sure, the US and a carrier pigeon are exactly the same, that makes sense" +"Part of me feels bad for these Trump Youth. They're immature little shits, but these antics will follow them for the rest of their lives. Years from now when they enter the workforce, I'll Google them and see articles like this. And I won't hire them. I was a dumbass teenager myself, but my actions were known only to my friends, without a digital trail haunting me forever.",omg quit holding peoples racist actions against them you're so meeeeeean +The swimming pool?,"I wonder if you could play pool in a pool, like water polo?" +Honda only 50% satisfied with 2016 development,im 0% satisfied :( - I had to eat a yugioh card due to the lack of progress +SoNNeikO joins Vega Squadron,oh wow what a surprise +"Yeah, that's the other thing. Blizzard really hates combo decks and Kripp likes combo decks. Personally, I loved playing things like Patron warrior as those decks always demanded a high skillset to see wins at the higher levels.",Because shaman is more fun and interactive lul. +"Would you be interested in the binding of isaac, Frozen synapse prime or eador. Masters of the broken sword?","Sorry, not interested!" +"Scientists have identified an antibody that neutralises 98% of HIV strains - When the researchers exposed N6 to 181 different strains of HIV, it managed to destroy 98 percent of them, including 16 of 20 strains resistant to other antibodies of the same class.",Now tell me why it doesnt work. +*Have. Ivanka's already hawking bracelets based on appearances with her Potus-to-be Daddy. And sitting in on meetings with foreign leaders while you're running the President-Elect's businesses. It's begun.,Don't worry I am sure Jeff Sessions will keep Trump in check and will prosecute him if he violates the constitution. +Idiot newspaper just exposed the family's address.,And the article yesterday revealed from which floor he jumped from. +I've been unable to create species with decadent trait without also selecting collectivist or xenophobe. Game didn't let me,"Yes, but this scenario can be relevant if you conquer decadent pops or if they migrate to your empire." +Nope. Only priests I see are noob Dragon Priests.,Dragons are awesome. +Let us design the card we will hate on the next patch ourselves.,At least that would prove that it's not that easy to know whether a card will be great or frustrating before people actually play it. +Any 10 cost card with the word minion in its text.,"wow, afaik it'd be easier to code it to draw cards classified as minions than it would be to draw cards with the word minion on it." +"White People Ruin Food, Including Potato Chips (TW: Buzzfeed)",The following is a list of things Buttfeed won't blame on white people: +This idea that Trump and Hillary are equally bad is nonsense,I almost submitted the comment below that one because it is just that smug +"Hey, you know that one series that everybody's dying to hear about, the one we've clearly acknowledged pretty much everyone's here to hear about? Yeah we've got nothing new.",There is another series that I cant quite put my finger on that doesnt have a 3 in the title +I'm 7'10 and it works great with the headrest removed and remounted on a wooden pole attached to the chair. Unfortunately the seat of the chair broke because I'm a heavy sitter. Now I sit on the floor and I had to put the headrest back in its original position so it's in the right place to rest my head. Great as long as you're 7'8 or above so you can sit on the ground and still rest your head. Would buy again 10/10.,I'm 8'10 and I took the headrest off and just taped it to the ceiling. +"Carr was not considered a steal in the 2nd on draft day. He was projected to go early 2nd round, late first at earliest... he went early 2nd round (which made more sense at the time because both Manziel and Teddy fell further than expected).","From what I understand Carr fell in the draft because he didn't play in a pro style offense, but they forgot he did the first two years of college." +"Top de Blasio Aide Posts Photo of Vulgar, Racist Sign",It's not racist if it targets white people +"Free Talk Fridays - Week of November 18, 2016 A weekly thread to talk about... Anything! Get to know your fellow anime fans, share other interests, or whatever else comes to mind. Posts here must, of course, still abide by all subreddit rules other than the anime-related requirement. Posts that include any sort of user or subreddit brigading will be removed. Comments that are submitted to intentionally cause drama will also be removed. Repeated violations of this will result in temporary bans.",The fact that people get more excited about some guy misspelling ahoge than anime that is currently airing shows how shitty this season really is +Obama on Snowden: 'I can't pardon somebody who hasn't gone before a court and presented themselves',So... he's saying no Pardon for Hillary then? +"This is Sergey Kovalev, the consensus No1 Light Heavyweight in the world. He's facing Andre Ward who is another top5 p4p fighter this weekend in Vegas. Just FYI, it is almost like Floyd fighting Manny 5 years ago. Ward has not the most fan friendly style though but it will still be a great fight.",I'm hoping you don't mean that he runs like a bitch too? +"Steam's dumb Test of Time award Team Fortress 2 - 2007 (Kinda old. Very old for an FPS, so I'll give this a pass.) Sid Meier's Civilisation V - 2010 (Not that old, especially for a game of its genre. Wouldn't it have been more appropriate for people to nominate Civ 4? ) Skyrim - 2011 (Not old.) Terraria - 2011 (Not old.) The only truly old game on the list is Age of Empires II. I know it's the HD version but whatever, the game itself is 17 years old.",I voted for 1993 DOOM. +Customize your Training update!,But will the prediction line be able to calculate the goalposts? +This guy really loved my shirt tonight haha,"I'm calling it now, that's your grand pappy." +Donald Trump Building Team of Racists,Don't forget that it's Obama who was really racially divisive +"He'll be the next major update, likely sometime after the next new champion but before the new one after that.",Will there be any systemic changes except from invisibility and plants during preseason? +Capuchin Soup Kitchen robbed again.....ugh.,Any information on where we can donate to help recoup these costs? +"finaly, some proper cosplay that aint about showing off the bodycurves",But isn't that what it's about? +"It's a -59 now and the top comments are WTFing at their realization that it wasn't a joke. Pretty sure this is an accurate reflection of most people here. Sorry, can't just hop on the bandwagon and say that reddit, an entire website full of all kinds of people, are complete racists because a racist comment was upvoted by a minority of racists.",*tips fedora +The German uniform bears a striking resemblance.,Thank you for your cervix +Good idea :3,"Plus like, Macy's is a pretty liberal company as it is." +"I remember halo 3 I think had a system for when someone tk'd you, you could either kick them or forgive them. So instead of a vote it would be the person who got tk'd decision.",Except this isn't halo. +Their players?,Beat me too it. +'Member when the CIA found WMDs in Iraq? I 'member. 'Member Iran Contra? I 'member Don't be fucking dismissive and arrogant use data you troglodyte. The CIA has lied to the American public in the past. Why wouldn't they do it again? How would you know?,How would you know? +"Folks, let's remember to be mature adults in this thread. Please...","While I admire your #courage, let's not forget this is Reddit" +Nah. They have a symbiotic relationship.,Of parasitism? +"I'm almost positive it's a new model for Reigns, he's always looked off in the past games, but this year he looks really good.",He looked a little like plastic in the last few games but is on point this year +"I'm honestly hoping someday, maybe on April Fool's, the Grumps upload a regular GG video where it's just Jon and Danny playing a game together and acting like nothing's weird at all about it. That'd be sweet.",They mention Arin off the cuff about his new animation project. +"Fun fact: Malkin scores more points in games that he takes a penalty 1.10ppg (450 points in 408 games) in games with 0 PIM and 1.29ppg (325 points in 252 games) in games with at least a penalty. That said, the penalties have been pretty excessive this season, even by his standards.",Proof that Angry Geno is a real thing. +"That's basically the argument of the comment section. They never answer the question, they just say how can you be pro lgtb and equality when you support Christianity, equality, and ALM? Not even kidding. Then they block you.",So it's just as if equality was an opposite of feminism +"Whatever floats your boat, skippy.",Not very much = 1.3 million. +"Lol I split up with SO too, hope your okay. The freedom is awesome I agree, it feels good. Im hanging around here a bit longer though, Im still seeing my AP.",you're +"The game was never broken it just had some dopey AI and exploits, most of which have been fixed. It was better than Civ V on launch day and is only better now.","Thanks for the defensiveness and the down-vote, really cleared up my concerns about the state of the game's mechanics" +Friend just sent me this.. can anyone confirm this? Jerry hinting at a Jaylon nerve firing.,"Our defense is playing so good rn, why ruin the momentum?" +"Will certification hurt my chances? My mom spoke to a nurse and was told that medical schools want students with clean slates (in terms of professional work) and volunteer work only. Apparently one medical school interviewee was told to go back to being an EMT once that experience was mentioned. I thought clinical experience was important in the application process and my mom made it seem like basic activities such as dusting shelves at a children's hospital is better on a resume. The issue would not be commitment, because I understand a certification is worthless without actual experience and application, but I am asking how the certification itself appears to medical schools. Obviously grades and MCAT score come first, but assuming those, I don't understand how the influence of an entry-level clinical job could hurt my chances.","What the nurse said is complete bullshit, don't even give this one more thought" +"They did, but the problem is they didn't eliminate the fascists entirely so they hired a new PR team and rebranded themselves. As it turns out you can still totally be a fascists just as long as you don't CALL yourself a fascist.","Racism, half a star!" +Also helps that vayne literally just tumbles into illaoi too.,I thought vayne was a melee champ. +There is a theory that when spree killers are deprived of access to firearms they turn to arson to commit their terrible crimes. Must appeal to that mindset.,Asylum seeker from Myanmar on a bridging visa ... somehow this will be the Australian government's fault +I wonder how many bills will pass before then,"Yo man the man's gotta plan ahead, you can't assume EVERYTHING is going to go to shit if you want to get anything done" +TELL EM BROTHER MY ROOMMATES SCARED OF SPIDERS SO I LET A BUNCH LOOSE IN THE APARTMENT SO THAT BITCH MFER WILL GET OVER IT,i had to let loose a bunch rats to eat all the spiders my stepdad released inn our trailer +what?,**S A D B O Y S** +What are the little things that make a day slightly above average?,Seeing my kids. +Absolutely Glorious work setup!,Are those Model-Ms? +How 'bout Lampasas or Taylor?,"How about the bottom of the ocean, or 6ft underground" +Still Xrays on the lightboxes. Incredible stuff.,I'm sure that's HIPPA compliant +"Who has Pokemon go, but not Google?",That's not even what pikachu looks like in the game.... +Your new attorney general.,Our new and Fabulous AG. +"I did think that was really cool the first time I tried it. Then I quickly became annoyed at seeing the upside-down cards. It's not so bad on the computer, but it's about impossible to tell what cards they have on the phone.",The hardest part is that you need to have 2 friends +ok ill get right on it,!remindme 10 years +First time I heard of Napster was Futurama,Yup +"I'd recommend Southern Grist, a newer brewery that opened in East Nashville. They aren't loud, have great beer, and have TVs if you want the debate, they might put it on.",I'm always a fan of this place...and it *totally* has nothing to do with the fact that I live two blocks away. +But not the hands,Yeah but OP probably went a bit over the line with The Divided States of America. +"Your next Attorney General, Jeff Sessions, everybody: this drug is dangerous, it cannot be played with, it is not funny, it's not something to laugh about, and trying to send that message with clarity, that good people don't smoke marijuana.",Oh stop r/trees we all know you're MSM and can't be trusted. +We celebrate the lives of the soldiers lost,Yes well one way to put a positive spin on a negative +"The weirdest part about all of this is the reset button little show that was put on almost 8 years ago. We all pretend to be friends with Russia in the beginning I guess. Imagine Trump bringing a fucking button with him and ceremoniously pressing it, now imagine 8 years later shoving that button up there ass and on a plane out of the country. We would have people frothing at the mouth on reddit. One thing that is certain to me is Russia will remain true to its own interests during any presidency, and to expect the Trump presidency to be an 8 year circle jerk should be laughable to all. Either way buckle up America this is getting uglier by the day. Just wait until our president turns orange in a few weeks!",Yep start pulling your money out of banks and buy gold +Christopher Pyne loses his cool at Karl Stefanovic over Dastyari scandal,go Karl! +Calgary's uniforms look like if McDonald's had a hockey team.,I'm lovin it. +Teacher gets BTFOd,"Fake, the sun would swallow the Earth whole before it exploded, meaning there'd be nowhere left to freeze." +Beg? We just had an election that took over 18 months from start to finish. To quote one Barack Obama: Elections have consequences.,You're playing with fire if you think tearing the country apart for vengeance is a good idea. +"This is why I never get heated over political, religious, cultural, or social debates. I really don't care that much. I have my opinions but it's fine if yours are different. Humanity will always tend to progress in a generally good direction so everything will be fine. There is so much angst among people that it gets annoying.",Yessir. +What character role was absolutely perfect for its actor?,Jack Nicholson as Jack Torrance +just a coincidence low IQ nations are shitty then I suppose,"No, it's because the world ain't fair." +Gotta love extreme anecdotes to support viewpoints,Why don't you commission a formal peer-reviewed study? +"THANK YOU, these people spouting about fake news are the same people who post to Reddit from sources like huff po, salon, thinkprogress, vox, buzzfeed, dailymail, Sputnik news, nypost, etc etc. its crazy how a site like Reddit can tout itself as the front page of the internet when it's supposed to be neutral politics site is run by a fucking super PAC","Sputnik is a Russian-owned program, and definitely not in *vogue* on Reddit for late 2016." +I HATE CLOWNS,gg +"Kentucky Speedway grandstands will be smoke-free, including e-cigarettes and vapor cigarettes starting in 2017","Good move, only the winner of the race should rip a Fat Cloud." +"Why are thin people considered skinny? If you're larger, don't you have more skin?",Greater skin to other stuff ratio. +"How is it after the hundreds of millions of dollars that Bethesda has made, they still can only afford about 8 people to do 90% of the voice work on the Elder Scrolls series? God damn it's annoying to hear the same distinctive voice from 25 different characters. Sometimes it's even the same exact voice from quest giver to quest recipient. The voice acting itself is fine, it's just super immersion breaking when you hear the same voice speak through dozens of different characters. They can easily afford more. Hell I've played mods with more variety of voice acting than some of their entire games.",The most important question is how Projekt Red can manage to have so many great and unique voice actors when they built the game in a 3rd world country. +You should see the doors to your wife's bedroom.,What? +"Electricity. Electrician here. You know it's dangerous... you know nothing. It's WAY worse than you think. It can explode like a bomb, make plasma fireballs hotter than the sun, and you die from milliamperes. Not amps. Milliamps. There's lots more, but suffice to say that I became more frightened/respectful of it after my apprenticeship than before.",The only thing that I know about electricity is that it always flows down hill. +MP only,Because IW says Fuck the zombies community +If it was dangerous if would be against the law. It's not against the law.,You forgot the +My favorite TUR so far,"Ah, the card that stood the test of time" +like outstanding,Incredible +"Sydneysiders, help this jaded Melbournian. Okay, I've had enough. I'm sick and tired of Melbs. Admittedly, I do live in one of the coolest areas (St Kilda), and I do enjoy my brunches and riding my bike everywhere. That said, I've had enough. This city feels super provincial (like a slightly better version of Deadelaide). I want to live in a real international city dammit! Always loved Sydney, thinking of relocating. The question is, do I live north shore, Bondi, Darlinghurst, Redfern or somewhere else? I'm actually never buying a black piece of clothing again. I'm done.",Troll successful +Mmmm as a manual trans driver I never have my foot on the brake at a stop tho.,"Oh, no no no no... please dont involve gender into this." +I Conquered an issue today I've been having at work for a while. I couldn't feel any more confident and proud of myself right now.,It's a good thing you posted it on Reddit! +Do you cry every time you lose?,Doesn't everyone? +Tobias finds out about the new GP skin,An OTP GP and Kano player's wet dream right there. +I had to do that with a fusion.... it took awhile. Probably the biggest contributor to my now love and exclusive use of fusions.,Green shotguns 4lyfe +"Question about Masteries It took me forever but finally got my first mastery for murdock. I see under the heros page you can buy the master challange for 75K. My question is, do you pay the 75K and automatically unlock the master skin and all or just starts you at level 9 or some shit?","Just a quick note, it takes much (MUCH) longer to grind without having the Master Challenge because you actually get an XP boost from having the challenge bought." +Newcastle United striker Dwight Gayle reportedly loses four teeth after being attacked during a night out in Liverpool,So he's a true Geordie now with the theeth missing +Isn't Karma Just The Worst?,your just bad at driving +Welp. I'm impressed.,Didn't name the character Taylor Swiftcast 1/10 +Strats in silver be like,Lowed the last 5 sec +private property,This is literally rape. +"Good work! This year's Yearbook is gonna be interesting for sure. It would be interesting to see if we can deduce some sustainability figures, or even congregation size figures.",^ ^ THIS ... can't wait! +"His speed doesn't make up for other things though, like mike Evans straight up reaching over his head leaving Alford jumping like a little boy. Also, can you give an example of a crucial play?",Only around here will you get downvoted for telling the truth. +I got the new pokemon game! and already found some awesome new pokemon!,Is this one of the baby pokemon coming to GO? +but neither of them are/were hot,"lol, I was thinking that but I didn't want to seem bitchy." +Don't make me sign a strongly worded letter and send it to the Queen,It won't matter because you'll likely write the date in the wrong order anyway. +For any doubters of the History of Egghead video...,How do you feel about the egghead hour never actually lasting an hour? +recommended is playable,"no, recommended is for having an enjoyable experience" +Learning disability must help loads with journalism.,They all have mild dyslexia and or dyscalculia +"forreal though. rusev is gonna get a huge face push because he stepped up and helped goldberg! doesnt even have anything close to proof that he helped goldberg, nonetheless anything indiciating either a push or a face turn.",Remember the monster push Curtis Axel got for training with The Rock and Brock? +I despise Kyle Walker-Peters,Sketchy dude +You'd be surprised how many older chinese americans think japanese internment was justified.,My Japanese friend told me it was justified too. +##\#KronoviWhiff,PogChamp +"I don't think VB voters know how an economy works, nor do NVA or PVDA or SP A voters.","Shit, that means this flowchart isnt a reliable tool to determine who you should vote for anymore." +"Navigation that works worse than your phone. Less accurate, slower, needs updates that probably aren't free. What cars should have is a screen you can cast to from your phone. Dumb.","how about a full VR heads up display with current speed,temperature,road conditions ideal stopping distance markers based on road conditions,local features like schools,bars,ice cream truck/bus routes congestion times and alternate ways to destination as well as toll information,realtime traffic alerts.. *EDIT missed a word*" +2 weeks.,how long are you planning to stay on Mars? +Sarah Jean Underwood taking a camp shower.,She never shows her nipples anymore. +Some of us were born to suffer,Being a Jaguars fan is a lot better than staying a Browns fan when they were recreated. +"Hoping to get Surface deal for my dad, but this is my first time Black Friday-ing. Appreciate any advice. Hey everyone, I have never done Black Friday at a brick and mortar before, much less at Best Buy, and I was wondering if anyone had advice for me. Any idea what the demand is for the Surface bundle compared with the other deals? I haven't kept up with tech deals or Black Friday in a while, so I'm a bit lost. Will the deal be only in-store, or can I order online and pick up in-store the next day? Thank you so much",Grab a tent and set up shop at least 7 days early +"Littlefinger capitalizing on George's chaos, he wins the iron throne confirmed",Chaosh is a laddah +Finally I'll be able to evolve my Drowzee,Come to Ohio and you will find them on every street corner. +Ya. Popcorn size bag turned into a fucking Thanksgiving dinner.,Because SCIENCE! +South Carolina is nice,Nah +"assuming you are powerful enough for you to have the option you'll pretty much end up in one of 3 career paths. Most likely - Primaris Psyker - a terrifying weapon to behold, used to support entire guard regiments. Even commissars tread carefully Less Likely - Inquisitorial Retinue - any self respecting Inquisitor would love a portable WMD like you Least likely - grey knight - a life of the elite of the elite of the elite awaits you in eternal vigilance to the Imperium","You forget the 2 most likely options: shot because unless youre needed to meet some kind of quota, you are quite dangerous to store; Or It turns out youre not powerful enough to be useful but they dont want to risk putting you back in the street so theyll give you to their friends at the servitor factory" +So this is the way the world ends. Not with a whimper but a bang.,"Live by the meme, die by the meme." +Barry Switzer: It was a mistake to let TCU into the Big 12,Lol this is some of the most selfish shit I've read in a while. +Physically forced to have sex = rape Made to penetrate doesn't imply that.,MADE TO penetrate Yeah definitely doesn't sound forced at all +Genuine question: what is the difference between mansplaining and just explaining something?,"Men mansplain, Women, the angels of our hearts and our dearest companions, explain." +Recommended right wing online news sources? Since the Telegraph joined the Times in making readers pay I've been stumped trying to find a right leaning news source that's at least trying to present itself as balanced and reliable. Any recommendations?,Breitbart +"Went to the zoo today and saw a new jellyfish on display. After taking a picture, the zookeeper nearby said this species has never been on display anywhere in the world until today, and you took one of the first pictures of it.",Still waiting for that one guy to post how it's a repost. +"Crazy how all of these world leaders are showing nothing but respect for Donald Trump, and here we have the MSM just causally setting itself on fire just so they can keep fanning the flames.",and here we also have idiots who believe them msm lies well cnn said it so it gotta be true +I love this decency I'm seeing here on Reddit. I'm almost in disbelief. Maybe dudebros really are evolving,It's because this group is full of Females and Chads! +Maybe at best high Gold/Low Plat. However you can have extremely good playmaking skills but 0 game knowledge and you can still get to Masters easily.,"So, Hashinshin?" +"Cool, I'll add you now.",Added +What's the issue with sleeping with three different women in the span of a few months? Some people nowadays do the same. Does that mean that they can't settle down?,I refer you to my original post. +Why do we get all the vague speculation in english... but Chizh just comes out and says what is going on in Russian.,"Because if it's not a official statement like the newsletters or a aircraft release, ED just doesn't seem to give a fuck if you or i can read russian." +A nokia brick. Whenever I feel lonely I whip it out and it attracts everyone and they ask why i still have it. Some good conversations were created because of it,GBA SP here. +Puberty is having a rather fun time of sorting out my vocal cords. Voice cracks.,If you want a deep voice you should start smoking +He is the most interesting man in the world,OP is a big fat phony +"LOL don't worry the radiator wasn't even on, or the cat would have been already on fire",Haha yeah...wait what? +"God, you guys are like some kind of military force. The wonders of barista training will never cease to amaze me. I heard baristas are also trained to gargle a sack of freshly grounded italian beans on hot summer days if a vegan asks you to. Is this true?","No, but we're masters of passive-aggressiveness and fellating customers." +Tell me someone got a mirror of this,!remindme 1 week +"That moment when... Someone comes up from behind and kills you, then taunts you while you were busy killing the whole team. I think coming up from behind with a P90 is the best way to play this game actually, whos with me?",Convert that pure hatred and rage into skill next respawn +I'm really fucking excited for new years. My best friend and I stopped talking a couple weeks ago and that's been a bummer but christmas and new years are more than making up for it. I can't wait to get very sloppy drunk and hopefully take this girl I like to pound town,Twist: Pound Town is a really sweet dollar store in Croydon. +Am I the only person that hated the movie The Danish Girl? If anything the movie freaked me out about my path in life.,10/10 would just rewatch the Matrix again instead :P +I love the Internet. It's where all my friends live.,And you can be a dog without anyone being able to tell! +Hopefully you're the magician who brings that magic,"Why say hopefully when we already know that he is, in fact, a magician who brings the magic?" +Whatever you want them to be worth,Certified work boot? +You have to think about who taught you that hard work pays off. For many minorities it never did and now they have to sell that idea to their children. I understand your logic but the concept of hard work=big reward is cultural and that culture was denied to black Americans for centuries and in many places still is today.,Which places? +Self Love = uneducated,Didn't school teach you that having your appearance validated by a stranger is the best thing in the entire world? +Hence the name Doubleagent. He's the only Neutral lvl 110 character in the entire game.,"Uh, you can't be both neutral and a double agent at the same time...they're kinda exact opposites of each other." +Man exposes himself to 8-year-old boy in Target bathroom,Thank goodness it wasn't a transgender pervert. +"Happens all the time. My friend was arrested in a supermarket parking lot. He was arrested and tased by a plain clothes officer. The only problem is that the surveillance video from when he gets out of his car to him in cuffs somehow was deleted from the master tape. He and his passenger claim they were going to the store, weren't avoiding anyone and he was tackled out of nowhere by some guy that never identified himself and after the office identified himself, he cooperated. Then on his knees, hands cuffed, he was tased because the cop was mad at him. No evidence, he said-he said arguments in court go to the police. But at least he only got 60 days in jail for assaulting a police officer and $6000 in legal fees.",Well clearly he should've stopped resisting +I really wish that RETO put a timer in-game so that if you go afk it boots you off the server.,"I don't know, I kind of like not getting kicked while hiding in a bush while I take a shit." +Regierung strich heikle Passagen aus Armutsbericht,re re re reeeeepooooost +i feel he feels more free as even if he dies he has better players backing him up. and also it seems as if optic flashes and does more things for him.,"Yeah and also the confidence knowing he can trust his teammates, also having the will power to try harder because you know you have a chance with this roster." +you mean the crushinator?,GIMMIE DAT DREAMCICLE - the crushinator +we could all learn a bit more,"Yes, but you are using words that you don't know the meaning of...." +Hank's Steel Core Belt Came In Today,In before all the people say the Alien Gear and basic Hanks belt is fine +"Damn, need something to go with all that salt?",How bout them Wendy's fries? +"Plagued by Incorrect Plate Placement Brothers in iron, I have been struck with an inconvenience that has surely come from Broki. My church of iron resides within the basement of my living space, and my sister has recently decided she would like to use it as well. I'm always happy to see another come into Brodin's light, except that she always places the plates on backward, with the numbers facing away from the bar. Not only this, but she will often place smaller plates inside! I often come downstairs to see an easy curl bar loaded with a 25 on top of a 2.5, on top of a 5, all of which are backward! In pondering how to tell her than I regurgitate my sustenance in my mouth every time I see this, I realized that I have no idea why plates face outward. My question to you, brothers, is why do we do this? Is it merely ritual, or is there some function? If it is merely ritual, from whence did it arrive?",passive-aggressive sticky notes should work nicely +No assuming a low income black name had low income parents is not racist. That ludicrous. It's classist. Can you give me examples of black names that aren't associated with low income that also had negative effects?,Do you ever wonder if it's not **either** racial or classicist but maybe **both**? +James Harden is the man.,"He was -2, such a scrub" +don't hurt me,No more +As long as they get to common conclusions it doesn't really matter. Both of them have strong scientific background. I just wish they wouldn't get so much hate.,please cite any scientific evidence presented by Adam Back for any of his statments about Bitcoin in last 2-3 years. +IDK he isn't ugly or anything...,The way be kicks sure is fucking ugly +Don't remind me. My heart...,Baertschi-Scorevat-Laine :( +"thank you, friend",I'm calling you a liar. +"ohsnapyougotserved is female, btw",there are at least four or five genders. +I made Lagertha from Vikings and with the fur from the Frostfall/campfire mod it's dead on. I purposely don't use helmets cause I'm so proud of this.,Pic :D? +'Hamilton' actor responds to Trump: Conversation is not harassment.,"and a lecture is not a conversation, self righteous prima donna." +Unexpected Head - On Collision,Not as bad as those *expected* head-on collisions. +"PSA: In case you didn't notice, one of the recent windows updates added Audio Playback device quick select",maybe now I should re-enable updates and hope it doesn't break my Linux install ;_; +"don't presume the position of the currency symbol, $hitlord",Seems like someone is %100 salty today. +CM Punk sparring.,It's tough man +"Right? Like the ones that claim it's their full time job? No excuses then, this is what you've been training for, do your damn job.",But archiving their kids' bodily functions on Facebook and playing Martyr Mommies is so EXHAUSTING :C +Spurs. Then Warriors. Then Cavs. Then everyone else.,"Nah, a few of our guys have great chemistry but quite a few of them aren't super close yet." +The whole wookie thing makes me laugh. I wish we had a funny name for females in the army.,They're called whores... +Pole scorpion,What's Gene Wilder doing trying poll dancing? +Drew Brees and the Saints relatively close to an extension.,In order to make it work they're going to cut all the centers and have Brees snap it to himself. +So does an ostrich.,But it's even shown flying! +My wife asked for a Coach bag for her birthday. Let's just say she's pretty happy today.,Ahahahahahaha! +Set up time alignment like a pro (audison bit ten processor),"Now, to be able to afford a decent DSP" +Guilty pleasure? I thought it was just a damn good movie.,"Oh sure it is, but it is a bit cheesy, in a good way though." +So then no need to cut it out. Just unscrew the cage.,I'll try in a few moments. +"How much trouble could you be in if you did this? Haha, bored and curious again. So can you get in trouble if you decide to wear your vest and badge off the clock while shopping in a Walmart that you don't work for?","It's far more fun to wear a starch white shirt, dress pants, shined shoes and your name badge while carrying a clipboard and tablet." +They targeted gamers.,Gamers. +What Trump Voters Want Now: Jobs,"No no no, they want Social Justice" +123,Hai :x +"Every weekend I lose 95% of my games I don't understand it. I mean, I get that more 'casuals' are playing on the weekend and that dilutes the player pool so I get more random clueless teammates and trolls, but shouldn't the opposing team suffer from the same problem? In theory, both teams should be equally bad always, but when I win 75-80% of my games on the week days and then immediately turn around and lose 80-95% on the weekend, something is clearly wrong. It has gotten to the point where I don't even want to play on the weekend. HL, Unranked, QM, it doesn't matter, it's all the same. Loss after loss with clueless players. I play mostly unranked and my MMR according to hotslogs was ~2600 last I checked, which I believe was low Master/high Diamond. What the hell, Blizz?",During this weekend i went from GM 3k points to Diamond 1..... it's nothing but loss after loss. +"Sorry, POC can't rape white people. Rape is about power, therefore what he's describing isn't rape.",Actually that's a legitimate argument +"The history of Puzzle and Dragons Seems that every day there's something going on. Between the last event and this current one, there was about a week of down time, but I expect there to be 3 weeks of uptime with dungeons and eggs and dailies full of goodies. What was our game like in the beginning? Sorting monsters by ID, you only have a few pantheons around the time you hit Zeus and Hera? What did you roll for with stones? Were there challenge dungeons? Where they're biweekly Godfests? I'm really interested in anything to do with PADs early days.","It was common for people to stall out the 99 turn skill binds for wednesday legend, because back then 100% sbr teams were really rare." +"In terms of style of play, I would compare LeBron James to Scottie Pippen rather than Magic or Jordan. Pippen isn't quite as good as any of those three other players, but he went to the rim like LeBron, he often played point forward like LeBron, he could guard multiple positions like LeBron.",Plus he was always the best player on his team.. +Lvl 10 walls on a Town Hall 9,Just try harder +I'm still wondering why anyone needs to charge their iPhone with the MacBook. Unless an OIA update messes your phone up I can't see the need to ever connect them. Even then the majority of people have a desktop they can use for that. It's a very niche need to complain about so frequently.,"iCloud backups still aren't the same as iTunes backups, right?" +Fuck me up,You look like a school shooter who never had the balls to do anything +"The four NFL London games in 2017 are: Saints at Dolphins, Ravens at Jaguars, Cardinals at Rams, Vikings at Browns.",NFL are trying to get Europeans interested in the sport with the worst teams right now? +Poll: Are You a Female or Male Monstercat Listener?,RIP: 1:9 ratio so far. +So..are we just ignoring the fact that it totally annihilates whatever is being staple-less stapled?,Yeah just like a hole puncher +My local car club released a pretty sweet preview video for the next meet.,Now I want to play some NFS Underground 2 +The current state of London for scooters,At least they were wearing helmets #safetyfirst +Dat ass,It's underrated to say the least. +Rody concerned about increasing teenage pregnancies,Sounds like it's time to start killing teen mothers! +Don't worry about details and shit. Just get on the hate train.,I guess that's the common Internet procedure +Just checked out that sub. Fucking brutal,"Oh, it's so bad." +holograms that have the health/armor of enemies?,Makes sense considering you can see a rendered map (from the movie not sure if you animals count that). +"It may be worth a try but would cost two arms, two legs, eyes and ears as a minimum to get a specialist to do it with no guarantee of success. The photos would have to be really valuable.","Depending on where you are, you could always email the NSA/GCHQ and ask if they had a copy of your card/phone." +We'll probably have to do it twice if we're gonna go.,"Probably only once, if we manage to beat A&M then lose to bama, we would probably make it in still if we can somehow win the SEC championship." +"In a soft, sweet, smoothing voice she whispers alluh Akbar",She also contains ~100 grams of high explosive and a detonator. +Selfie,I think the huffington post could use more woman editors. +Google Will Continue To Support Nexus,They fucking better +Take A Chance On Me by ABBA. Teenage Dream by Katy Perry.,How can you not like ABBA? +McCain to Trump: Waterboarding won't be reinstated,Trump only listens to heroes. +"If Obamacare Is Repealed, 3 Million With Pre-Existing Conditions Will Instantly Lose Health Care",More great America coming soon +Do you live in Norh Korea? Where is this normal?,It's pretty popular in the US. +"If there a only two people staying in a MM game, one player can kick the other directly if he wants. I was playing an MM game with 3 bots, the other player kicked me directly, for no reason, because it's lost anyway. VOLVO PLS FIX. PS: Sorry for bad englando",The fix is to kick the other guy before he has a chance to kick you. +"@Apple employees if you read this: We love you for everything you have done for us but please fix the iOS 10 notification system. Everyone in this sub agrees that the current notification system is not working well. No grouping, quick-reply bugy as hell (even on the newest iPhones) am I supposed to pull, touch or 3D Touch the notification banner? Etc. People get a lot of notifications every day so please make the experience better again. Thank you",android master race +"23 years old. Produce inspector by day, bouncer by night. Give me your worst!!! Round 2","When I asked for pics of a freshly shaven pussy, this isn't quite what I meant, but its close enough." +I never said humans weren't special. I said we're special because of our cognitive sophistication. That's why it's farcical to say a baby born without a brain has human rights.,"true, but then you have the question of how high your IQ must be to be human." +"Donald Trump has also demonstrated this, but at least Hillary Clinton can show she's actually helped improve people's lives by being a career politician.",he isn't a career politician though. +*only* 5-6 hours... :3,Made me sad +Bloodborne for $8? That price is so low it's stupid...,Is it worth paying $20 for complete edition? +Where's the best donuts in Denton? Classic type donuts not Hypnotic Donuts. Thanks!,The blueberry cake donuts at the place on londonderry and teasley by the gas station are the shit. +Sodapoppin falls while playing Just Dance,Pretend falling is so amusing! +Doing things for others = Liberalism Doing things for yourself = Conservatism,TIL trying to vote yourself free healthcare and free college is conservative. +Jake Cody Tells His Story in inspiring Vlog,"Play with this guy occasionally in London, he's a solid player and very composed" +CIA assessment says Russia was trying to help Donald Trump win White House,"someone helped trump win by exposing the truth, i just dont know who did it" +Republicans hate freedom of religion more than they hate gun rights?,Freedom of religion just means that you can belong to any denomination of Christianity you want. +The Rebels have frigates at the beginning and end of ESB.,See edit. +"Stupid Question, but on the Icebreaker, where do you see out of the scope?","Some people don't think it be like it is, but it do" +"No, this was in 2015. They stopped donating because they didn't want to appear to be playing for paying.",That's not what everyone else says. +"LVP, Gina Liano, Gilda, Yolanda and Luann are locked in a room together, only one can leave, who wins? bonus question, what do they fight about?",Gilda - Raised in a war zone and knows her way around an ak-47 +Treat hate with hate.,you will have a great time with all the hate and intolerance Islam contains then +Hillary please drop out already.,"Bernie, Bernie, Bernie, Bernie, Bernie, Bernie, Bernie...." +That's not how inverse-RGCB works...,"Im a simple man, I see red and green, I see BD" +Feels weird seeing a video from Wicca.,Is he still around? +"Yeah, but it's Q, and that guy's a jerk.","Maybe a jerk, but he does care for us poor humans." +They think shooting blindly is cool.,"They think Allah will guide their bullets to strike their enemies down, so why aim?" +Sure. I'm sure highschools have that information.,"Lol, no they definitely do not." +Literally unplayable,you're not suppose to be able to play it since the votings are rigged +Man that commercial's gotta be 10 years old.,Debuted in 1996. +#I AM THE VERY MODEL OF A MODERN MAJOR GENERAL,#IVE INFORMATION POLEMICAL PRACTICAL AND LITTORAL +Rarely seen? Isn't this like one of the most iconic vantage points of the city?,Yeah but it's a different bend on the trail +Can you imagine the outrage if President-Elect Obama announced Michelle was going to stay in Chicago with the kids and he would split time between there and D.C.?,You mean Kenya? +There is no way he can say she isn't attractive enough for him.,Eh she's no Penelope Cruz +That doesn't explain her reaction,"Well, to be fair, if thousands of balloons were dropping on my head I would probably have the same reaction" +Made this in Photoshop. I have absolutely no regrets.,Featuring Knuckles from Sonic the Hedgehog series +you need to add me :v,got you now! +"What new AP Courses would you like to see offered? This is a serious thread. In other words, what courses do you see College Board would realistically release in the next couple years? So far, the newest/most recent course they have announced was AP Computer Science Principles. Does anyone know any upcoming ones planned? I heard AP Russian was in the works.",AP Calculus CD +Is that a scratch?,"Damn, that dog is better at physics than I am." +Young MA Kicks Fan Out Of Her Concert For Not Having Her Phone Out To Record Her,Yeah why wouldn't she detract from her experience by recording a shitty video that she'll never watch? +Why are the dumbfuck media in the US not covering this scandal like the giant scandal that it is?,"There's much more important things to talk about, like How Donald tweeted that some actor is a big meanie." +"Dragon Party? So I know this is a weird idea, but I was on a 14 hour car ride today and while I was looking through the Artifacts & Legends book I found the Scepter of Ages, which is all about time travel. On that page it also gives a brief overview of the ages of Golarion, including one where Dragons (and other monsters) reigned supreme. Cue idea where a Dragon gets a glimpse of the future (present day) where they don't reign supreme, and start plotting to time travel to reclaim their empire. My idea for the party would either be just gaining some metallic dragon allies, using an orb of dragonkind to make an army, or just going full ham and making the whole party Dragons. I'd be wanting to have fights filled with dragons, and with normal PCs that'd be hard unless I went mythic. How do you think it'd go if I went about letting all players be dragons as they fought dragons? Again, I came up with this idea in about 20 minutes, so I know it's not too good. I'm just curious.",In the Company of Dragons has dragon as a racial class. +Honestly I'd be fine with it if we used both our 1st rounders on CB.,I'm good with this and spend 50mil on a free agent CB +"'Love means never having to say you're sorry.' I love my wife more than anything, and I would be a complete asshat if I never apologized to her.",...And marriage means apologizing when you know that you're right. +Hey Texas and Oklahoma...I hear the Big Ten wants to expand to 16 members. Did someone say super-conference?,"We might get Texas media markets, but do we really want to add another Rutgers just for the money?" +What are you oddly attracted to?,When girls wear nail polish. +"I've heard [Duolingo](https://www.duolingo.com) works very well. And it's totally free, I use it for swedish and welsh.",Yeah that's what he said +Happystick | sana - Kokuhaku Rival Sengen +HDDT (99.52%) FC | 515pp (84.38 UR after DT re-calc),HappyStick our new consistency god? +Nothing? No Dodd frank? No gay marriage? No pull out of Iraq? No downsizing of gitmo? No fair pay acts? No Healthcare Reform? No student loan reform?,If Obama didn't single handedly bring about the 2nd coming then he was a total disaster. +It's not the water that kills you. It's the lack of oxygen.,"Well, breathing in water could fuck your lungs..." +How an anarchist society moral? I just don't see how it can be moral.,what is your moral system? +Who is best girl?,Ilima. +Mark Pysyk's 12 blocked shots last night set an NHL record for most in a single game,And I thought Pysyk was there to fill a roster spot. +Should not interfere with the airbags. The sensor is still mounted in stock location near/under the headlights.,"Hmm, I've heard of some that do simply by being in the way" +HERASY!,"HERESY, not HERASY" +deja entendu == the smiths? lol wut,Brand New is heavily inspired by The Smiths. +I knew where it was going but for some reason I still had to look.,it's going all over your back +"It's the worst possible policy, allows for guilt tripping Cmon bro I paused when we were on opposite sides of the stage, don't take my stock or you're being a bitch",and we play melee to avoid tripping +Not bad for the plays he's been given. A couple high throws and a couple times he held onto the ball way too long. Defense has been great and the run game has been good enough for the Rams.,"So overall, would you say he's HoF or a bust?" +Angela Merkel to stand for fourth term,GERMANY YES MORE REFUGEES AND IMMIGRANTS IF YOU DISAGREE YOU'RE A RACIST NATIONALIST ISLAMOPHOBIC BIGOT +Trump steaks.,He's saving the Trump steaks to give to the Prime Minister of India. +"TIL Ron Paul is still a thing Yo, Ron, is it hyper-inflation yet? lol","Buy gold, fucker!" +"Wow, what is this new plan that Nick speaks of? Splitting votes?! That's unheard of!",Gotta educate the casuals. +Apparently so!,Is this on 176th in puyallup WA? +"IN RESPONSE TO THE NUMBER ONE POST ON FRONT PAGE, AND THE SIX OR POSTS REFERENCING IT",COMMENT COMPLAINING ABOUT TRENDING TOPIC +I thought she was going to sue a bunch of people.,Me too man lol +I'll keep you in mind thanks! I'll just see what everyone else has to offer.,"Sure, just shoot me a PM if you want it!" +Can you get all 3 staff parts for the wind staff in the same round? I like how I'm asking questions about a map that came out over 3 years ago.,Just have patience and you'll get it :D +"Seriously, I converted from (non-practicing) Islam to Christianity a couple of years ago. I've had people think I did it so I could be still be a Muslim in private.",That's what Obama did too. +This is why people keep buying laptops with Intel HD Graphics and expecting to max out The Witcher 3 on them.,But it says HD on it! +LF1M ToO Chilled Flawless,Spooky_swift If you still can't find anybody +Personal Foul. Touching the quarterback. Automatic touchdown. tho that really was a facemask,He practically ripped Rodgers' helmet off from the face mask... +I drink.,"I may be my own enemy, but the Bible says to love your enemy!" +I'm going to stab this prick...wait what?,TIL you can carry bear traps around +"I'm not religious. I'm not defending anything. I don't really care if it's annoying instead of uncomfortable. The point I was trying to make is that if OP already doesn't like military levels of religion, for whatever reason, and is trying to avoid it, I'm going to guess that it's not going to be a good fit.",Yeah sorry i read your reply wrong... Have a nice day bud. +"I get what they're saying, but I'd still not feel one bit relieved about a repeat of the Bush years. Some nihilistic, myopic part of me almost feels like I'd rather Trump just start WW3 and let the nukes fly. Perhaps then civilization might have a better chance to rebuild itself as opposed to climate change turning our planet into an uninhabitable shithole for millions of years.",A nuclear winter would certainly ease global warming +TIL one-third of Americans live paycheck to paycheck.,How many of them live welfare check to welfare check? +"This is an excellent reply that you should be proud of, not only did you belittle his point but you also showed why he was wrong.",You're just a G1 and not a OG. +Crane Failure Compilation.,This could also fall under the category of operator error. +I want the edgiest show you can think of what do you think is the edgiest anime there is?,any anime can be edgy when it has a Linkin Park AMV +"Himeji Castle, Lighthouse of Alexandria, and other Wonders in LEGO","wow, the base of Himeji Castle is oddly interesting." +Jay Ajayi,congrats! +"elite media is seriously the most retarded thing Turnbull has ever said, and that's really saying something, since he's almost incapable of saying things that aren't stupid.","Don't get me wrong here, I'm 100% against the sanctimonious, stuck up and yes, elitist way that the media on both sides of politics behaves in, but you've got to admire the sheer hypocrisy of Malcom Turnbull, the person born into wealth who now has millions with a mansion by Sydney Harbour to go with it calling people elite or elitist... Pot is yelling at kettle..." +Portal 2: The hidden fractal universe between two compressed Portals,Cool representation of a three dimensional being in four dimensions. +"That's nice, but you don't have a str boosting belt, that's a three belt build right there.","Eh, I'd rather have lower STR woth that build than not have the build at all." +"Unoptimized or not if you have money you can achieve that high frame rate. Unless it's Arma, because what the fuck.",Arma or ARK +Jesus. I never thought delusion and mental illness would become a fad.,Sign of the end times +The key to privilege is being a white male,you forget +"what is the most underrated movie, series or cartoon from the 80s?",Ghostbusters. +What are you getting your grandfather for Christmas?,"I don't have grandparents, neither do I celebrate Christmas, check your privilege." +"in some countries, yes it has ... McDeliveryTM",That's McConvenient. +osugame,HAHAHAHAHA +Sounds a lot like the misleading propaganda declaring Davao as one of the safest cites in the world.,Indeed! +"Mhm.. sure. You do know that joke has been dead such a long time ago. Rape jokes about refugees. Good job. Make a joke that's actually funny. Rape isn't funny, war isn't funny and being a refugee most likely isn't funny at all either.","Being an economic refugee from a culture that has zero respect for women and treats rape victims as criminals must be rather confusing alright, The poor darlings must feel so bad our culture doesn't allow them to rape at will." +You really don't know much about the military do you?,"More than you, at any rate." +"Denmark, one of the richest countries in the world, already bitching about their Nato commitment","You could say we're just smart, making you pay for our military" +If anyone's showing their true colours it's those that from this article claim Hearn was compromised or otherwise co-opted by NSA/GCHQ. That's not what happened at all.,"Now now, don't let facts and truth get in the way of a good lynching..." +Core i7 7700K TIM replacement improves 5GHz OC temps by 30 degrees,Uh oh +And the proposal was just for karma too?,Is there any other reason to propose? +The console peasant can't tell the difference between a bush and the back of an NPC's head.,"Lazy devs, reusing assets!" +What the fuck does it matter WHITE POWER BLACK POWER EVERYTHING POWER JUST WORDS,words raped me +Santa Claus was killed during the collapse when he tried to put presents under Crota's Tree,"The Bain of Santa Claus, expect new scout rifle in update." +"I've heard Stross has written some good series, though most of what I've read about him pointed towards Halting State as an introduction. though after some cursory googling I think I'll read the Laundry Series as well before passing judgement.","Mind you, those are techno thrillers, rather than hard sf, so if that's what you're looking for you might be disappointed." +He looks like the Architect from The Mattix,"Hmm, thought it was deja-vu" +I was just thinking...why not make the Codex or your onboard VI sound like Mordin? I would pay for that feature lol.,"Would be interesting, definitely wouldn't make any sense though xD Plus it'd make each Codex go for at least 10 minutes with his lovable rambling." +no one knows what it's like... to be the bad man...,That's my favorite Limp Bizkit song +Is that a rhetorical question?,I guess because we both know you have no idea. +"This is what you get for voting democrat for so many years. Chris Christie did it....why can't we do it. Sincerely, The Indiana Republican Party.",Wot +Wait till you get to the new Hatsuharu and get paired against bensons and akizukis. A mediocre torpedo boat in a gunboat line. What is the point of this ship?,"Fubuki is hilariously, a better gunboat." +"*Looks at downvote ratio* Pretty sure OP was joking, guys... ^^^^^^come ^^^^^^on, ^^^^^^now",it's a mediocre combo +A guy who runs a billion dollar business runs for office after giving over control of the business to his children and wins and his three partners in India wants to see him to congratulate him - Media goes crazy and say Conflict of Interest,"But, but, but Trump HATES minorities (including Indians), right?" +"Is anyone aware of any of the 8 witnesses testifying of their witness apart from having someone else sign their name on a document that they didn't write? I am aware that George A. Smith admitted that some of them had not even hefted, let alone seen the plates.",I am not aware of any +Then you reload?,But what if there's one more than *that*? +"That's how it should be. If it's not right for the customers, then it needs to be corrected. Friday alone I prepped Event freight, scanned and ran frozen and dairy bins and helped cover lunches/breaks/rushes in sporting goods because that's where our customers were.","Yeah way more important to be stocking hamburger patties on the weekend before Thanksgiving than veggies, pies, and Cool Whip." +I imagine its because hes been a big Hillary shill and anti-Trump.,I can't imagine why! +That's how she rolls,I hope she wiped down that ab-wheel +Button expects hugely emotional farewell,But i thought it was a sabbatical +"Specifically the deathly hallows, part 2 for the movies.","I'm sure this is just a quote from Alan Rickman (Actor for Snape) about harry potter, not actually from the films or the books." +Green Bay Alderman Andy Nicholson Thinks People Don't Use the Library,"Huh... Well, I guess that's why my local branch was half packed at 1:00 on a Tuesday last week." +"Probably protected it anyways. That board only shows your total wealth at the time of dying, not what you've lost. Nice try though",No it shows what you lost +Katy,awww... that's cute (not totally jealous) +They could name it 'dogshit' and I'll still buy it as long as it is good.,so that would be some 'good shit' then? +Health is rooted in Capitalism.,And yet one of the biggest recent arguments for health has been socialized medicine. +Aren't the elections rigged tho. Emails.,Liberals: the election is rigged Conservatives: the election is rigged Congrats on bringing the country together to agree on something +"To Professors, how do you prepare your lectures? How do you design them to teach? Hello professors of Reddit! I am a college student, and right now I am trying to learn my course material better by trying a new studying technique. I've heard that if you can teach the material for a topic, then you probably know the material for said topic. So, I've decided to set up a camera and a whiteboard and make personal lecture videos on the topics my professors have covered in class. In order to make these self-lectures better, I want to know how real professors prepare for their lectures: especially those in the STEM related fields. I especially want to know how you go about reviewing the material you are about to teach. Thanks for any and all help!","For one thing, they don't spend their time procrastinating on reddit ;)" +Remember that 60 minutes interview? Hillary is entirely responsible for Iraq because she voted for it bit it's OK that Pence voted for it because everyone makes mistakes. As directly to clarify that it's OK for Pence to make a mistake but not Hillary he answered with a confident affirmative. Zero doubt. As blatant as hypocrisy gets. But no one cared.,Well Pence wasn't running for President! +What level of programming should i have before i start looking for a job? Hello from Venezuela. I am a chemical engineer who found out that loves programming after i finished the carrer (i'm a litle bit sad about that). I started to learn programming a couple month ago and i wanted to know what it's needed in this field to get a first job. I was thinking to get into we development. Can someone with a job in this area tell me what he could program when he got his first job?.,"As long as you represent yourself accurately, you're good." +Which song is 10/10 for you?,*Telegraph Road* by Dire Straits A long time ago came a man on a track... +Senior Hamas official: Trump might be a Jew,I'm not sayin hes a Jew but he does have a gold plated tower and we all know how much Jews love gold +So with the roll cage it's even slower. Gotcha,That Ti exhaust takes off like 237.5lbs man. +I know of a guy that did this in college. His friends didn't think he was mentally ill and just let him do what he wanted,"no, you missed the point: i look like jesus" +"This is mildly interesting but why do we care? Not to be rude, I just don't understand. By your map 17st and 92 ave is also Strathcona County I guess.","Lots of industrial tax income, outside that it doesn't affect anyone really." +Dead bodies can't say no and hence cannot be called rape,thats necrophilia level rape fantasy +"try blade flurry, I tried it on my flicker character on esc, killed chimera with 5l gem setup faster than with frenzy lul",Yeah this is inb4 Breach nerfs the hell out of it because Melee can never keep up with ranged builds +"GPJ Order I placed an order with GPJ on CGMC a few minutes after his reddit post about him leaving for the holidays, the btc have transfered and im down $600 in btc, what should I do?",Wow youre fucked +They had no choice. Neither did all those young men who were drafted. Just saying.,Yeah and why isn't there a white history month? +"From what you've written, it seems as though you are looking for the kind of guides that exist for bullet journals -- but those guides exist because bullet journaling is a create your own system. For planners that have a pre-printed structure, including dates and times, I think the general assumption is that there is no need for a guide, as the use of the planner is inherent in its structure. It is clear (to me, at least) what is intended to be written in each section. For me, I use the monthly layout to make note of big events, or multi-day events, as well as recurring events or appointments. I use the weekly or daily layout for appointments or tasks, and for keeping track of what I worked on that day or week. I hope this makes sense to you. One final thought -- there are some people who have asked how best to use Hobonichi planners, as the Hobonichis come with a LOT of different layouts in a single planner, and some people find that overwhelming, so you may have some luck there.",Thanks for bringing that to my attention +#downwithcis #notmyally,I have no tears from those who seek vindictive behavior. +"this really makes we wonder, what exactly did mr. Trump mean with ''Make America great again''......when was it ''great''?",I think he means more economically not necessarily back into the past +Blue Jays & Food,I'd bet Bubba Ray's will. +"And if Hillary's husband was a known terrorist, that would be relevant. Who the candidate's spouses decide to fuck isn't, in any way. I found it ironic that evangelicals that are worried about the sanctity of marriage turned out for the serial philanderer who's rolled through 5 kids by 3 different women though. Made me lose a ton of respect I previously had for that part of the GOP coalition. I'm still down for the Mitt's of the party. Still down for guys like Jeff Flake and Ben Sasse. But the evangelicals can go eff themselves.","I'm not talking about consensual I'm talking about rape, what makes it relevant is the women's accusations of Hillary then threatening them to stay quiet about it." +How about this? **Quickdraw** * Graves no longer takes damage.,Where's the difference. +Where is the letter S pronounced in Spanish?,So is it Pablo Escobar Gaviria or Pablo E'cobar Gaviria? +"Yes, everything is closed here on the 26th, our Boxing Day is the 27th.",I wish it was that way in the rest of the country. +"Whose to say the wish makes a soul? The soul could just be taken from the Boneyard before it has been judged, and remolded into a fresh 'new' soul.","yesss, now we just need to plunder the Boneyard, no trouble there!" +Admiral Bahroo rooHappy Shirt,:D yes please! +"Wow, I did not even know direct2drive was still around.",Are they a super old website? +"I'm so sorry for the people of America. But guys like him, is the reason the I find America a such dumb and crazy part of the world. I pity you people. - some guy in Denmark.",Because Denmark doesn't have issues at all with immigration and the integration of Muslim peoples +Buy base Leveon Bells while they're cheap!,Glad I sold my 10 for 30k ea yesterday +and thats fair. shaper is shaper. he is the endgame boss. thats part of his hype.,"Well, ultimately my character is king of god of wreaclast because he kills shaper.... He deserves a phat beam(but doesnt have to be similar mtx)" +MSM: And it's Clinton with a landslide!,Followed by a massive drop in sales of the Time person of the year issue because of racist readers! +"Earthshaker is too weak and should be reworked I think everyone has noticed by now that Earthshaker in his current form is severely underpowered. Icefrog insists on ignoring him patch after patch and the result is this shitshow of a hero. So I thought about a rework of some of his abilities to get him back on meta. 1. Fissure: Low damage skill, all utility. Should be changed to deal a 200% crit of Earthshaker's damage at all levels. To not make this skill too op, make the stun scale per level and remove the fissure produced on the ground. 2. Enchant totem. Great skill, but lacks mobility. His Aghanim's upgrade should be incorporated into the skill itself, and allow him to jump on trees. When targeting the ground, slows the targets hit by up to 50% for 4 seconds, compensating for the lower utility and disable from Fissure. 3. Aftershock: outdated skill, too old to have a place in Dota 2. Change it so after a select number of hits it grants Earthshaker bonus damage and 50% lifesteal for a few attacks. Synergizes with the reworked fissure, granting bonus damage to the crit as well. 4. Echo Slam: I feel this ult is unreliable to pull off. A good buff would be to create an AoE about the size of Gyro's ult and create copies of Earthshaker that hit every enemy inside once every two seconds, and granting him and all his clones bonus damage for the duration. Of course, I would leave it to Icefrog to balance all the values out in a way that isn't too op. What do you guys think?",Top quality shit posting. +I like pussy,what are you gay? +PSA: You can still get Mini Bloody Prince Thorn for 6 Candy Corn Cobs.,You're only like the sixth person to make a post about it this week... +If that were true you would never see lane ganks but they happen all the time in high elo and competitive.,Because everyone knows solo queue is played in the exact same way as competitive lcs lol. +"Your mother and I still love you, you're just a bit of disappointment.",This internet thing is really realistic Really captures all that childhood trauma in some quick and concise comments +"Now, I'm gonna sound pretty girly but the salted caramel mocha at Starbucks is the shit. I've tried salt in my normal coffee and it does cut the bitterness a little bit.",Try adding a pinch of salt to your grounds when you make a pot of coffee and thank me later! +People will do particularly anything in order to not be homeless.,Imagine what they'd do for a Klondike Bar. +"Maybe 50 years ago. Most hunters these days can barely hit a target at 50 yards, on a bench with a scope. Not to mention how quickly they'll die off once their access to beta blockers and insulin disappears.",Yup there are no hospitals in rural areas +"I have to confess, before Trump I was still kind of on the fence about whether the rape culture thing was overblown...boy do I have egg on my face. It's real.",Yeah the vitriolic reaction to Trump that has most likely made sure he has no chance in the election certainly shows that Americans are okay with rape +"My sister has that problem. Her husband is half Korean, and my oldest niece looks full-blooded Korean. My youngest niece and nephew, however, are fair-skinned, with light hair and eyes. She is frequently being asked if the oldest is adopted. It amazes me how strangers just assume they have the right to know about your life.","I don't know, maybe her husband cheated on her with a Korean woman." +Some brilliant interviewer said Katie Ledecky should be playing Glory Days after her wins. That's a song about people who peaked in high school.,But Ledecky isn't a baseball player so it would be fine. +"The Health account is literally just a tax free savings account for medical expenses right? So, if you are poor there will be no money in it, correct?","Yeah, but who cares, black people are going to suffer too." +"think you're missing the point here. much as he'd like to fight like he did when he was younger, he simply cant with the wear and tear.",You see I can't even agree with that assessment because he looked a lot more measured and technical in his three fights after Strikeforce (before he went back to swinging wild again in the Singh and Maldonado fights). +This CVS sells caps but no cap guns.,Maybe they sold out because people are stocking up before the cap gun ban? +"I wonder if at some point Magic, or maybe just Legacy/Vintage specifically, will become completely independent of WotC and just have community organized events with proxies legal. We seem to be headed in that direction, since there are a huge number of Legacy players and official support for the format is dwindling.","Considering the way that counterfeiters are handling Reserve List cards (almost all of them are scary good, but can't be sold as real to a person who has ever actually seen a card from the era), Im honestly surprised Chinese printing Duals and LEDs aren't more prevalent." +Shelby is going to think Morgan threw the comp,Didn't she? +pokestops show who placed a lure there once pokestop is open!,They weren't lying about the minor text fixes... +So bullshit university eh?,Hey man I'm not saying I know for sure; I'm just saying it seems evident +But... he has *one* arm.,"Yeah, so he's lighter" +idk much about other esports but no one deserved it more than scump? won a few crumby lans on a jetpack game and bombed champs. is optic favoritism really that strong across esports?,"Gorilla did pretty well on FIFA UT, not so well on seasons though, Bacha the opposite" +If only the LEDs aren't red...,"They're working on an RGB version, but good luck getting it for this price." +American in the Bible Belt here. The only place I've heard people talk about this is on Reddit. I don't think it's as common as people make it out to be. I take my nieces to the park (and just out in general) all the time and I've never ran into this. I have a suspension that the men on here who complain about this might just look creepy in general.,Look creepy as in they have an evil grin on their face as they are rubbing their boners or creepy as in ugly? +What was cool in 5000 B.C. that's still cool now?,A nice set of wheels +Just out of shower. 1980 Lamborghini Countach -,Not bad... but definitely needs a couple sexy federally mandated bumper additions to complete the look +When I spend all day cleaning the bathroom and then get put on fries....,"If it takes you all day to clean the bathrooms, no wonder they don't want you on the grill!" +Elder Ballard - No Pokemon Go,"Funny, considering how often my single's ward has pokemon go hunting as a FHE activity." +"Or, most likely, both. They likely also wanted to make the world a better place. It's possible to have multiple motivations to do something.",agreed +C9 didn't ask for the boos...still sad.,"I never implied that either, if you dont see that, re-read." +Your game is dying Riot. Full open circuit or we will quit.,"Yeah, we're all gonna quit" +It's the thought that counts right? :),I think you dropped this .. +"What makes me the most mad: The Raptors pretty much could not possibly have reasonably won the game given that ruling, because they had no way of knowing when the game ended, so they didn't know the parameters of when they could shoot and still tie the game. The ruling removes any ability of the Raptors to understand how they could tie the game.",It's their fault for not being to foretell that the time was wrong. +choose one r/teenagers gain muscle,that's pretty dumb tbh +"Has anybody used the PayPal Cash - at the register by green dot service for MS purposes? Supposedly you can put $500 into your PayPal account for $3.95 at CVS or Rite Aid. It's intended for cash but doesn't explicitly exclude other payment methods anywhere. I'm sure it isn't ideal for low margin MS, but somebody just trying to meet min spend might find the prices worth it, if say you could get a $500 VGC for $5.95 and then load it to paypal for $3.95.",Check out the FT thread. +Many many The greatest many,Believe me +It's like kids try to be the opposite of their parents... My mom is helping the world? Better try and ruin it.,"Well I mean, he crashed it, doesn't mean he did something bad on purpose (remember that the son isn't the guy in the OP)" +"If this ridiculous list of muslims ever happens, I'll quickly join up!",I'm sure that'll help! +"A) After 2007 their economy went to shit not sure that is a good point. And their access to rich fishing waters while being a small country helps them tremendously. B) No. See you are doing EXACTLY what I am talking about. Having high taxes does NOT mean you can't be a tax haven. The Netherlands have higher taxes than the US but are a major tax haven for US Corporations to park their profits. Sweden also has a 0% estate tax. Yes 0%. That draws in wealth because wealthy people want to maximize the wealth they leave their heirs. So nations like Sweden, Norway, etc have dropped their inheritance (or a death tax as it is commonly called in the US) to zero or a tiny fraction of what it is the US to draw in wealthy people. Again: that is not really something the US can replicate.","The estate taxes in sweden is decided by the municipality, and varies from place to place." +Can you write an original saying that you've only heard in your area/city?,Keep Austin Weird = support your local business but it often taken way out of context. +What is a cetacean?,Whales and dolphins. +"Gold currency is bought with money. Silver currency is earned through playing. Some things can no longer be bought by playing. Particular skins, etc.",Such an awful change +Is the NBA really this stupid ? Do they realize that Ross is playing with clock that's showing in the arena ? Like why not just replay the final poccession ? So we just get fucked cause the clock guy fucked up...,Keeping track of the actual time versus the displayed time is part of the sport of basketball. +give it your best shot,You look likedoom guy. +People might actually be getting hacked,Seems much more likely four established posters all decided to post these pics one after the other. +My brother forced me to try this with him because of the thumbnail on videos.,Well at least you don't have to buy him any holiday gifts now for doing that even though you knew the truth..... +"CoC Discharge was a thing since at least Atziri, when it was the cheap version of Mjolner (Though Mjolner is now the cheap version, go figure). BV is only more popular as it doesn't require quite as much investment to do well, and doesn't slaughter lower end PCs.",BV is terrible for frames. +The Wheel,"Too vanilla, you cowards." +They wrote one article *explaining how they are the voice of the alt-right*,"Oh look, arguing semantics." +"If you were a god/goddess, what offerings would we leave at your shrine?",Bout tree fiddy +"Looking at a new MMO - FFXIV vs. GW2 So I've finally broken free of WoW (and Blizzard as a whole) and I've been looking at other MMOs; specifically FFXIV: ARR and Guild Wars 2, as they're currently the two biggest (that aren't also ass - looking at you ESO and SWTOR). I'm familiar with GW2 some as I played the SHIT out of GW1 and I played GW2 until just before Heart of Thorns launched. I liked it, but got sucked back into WoW unfortunately. FFXIV has always looked interesting since the reboot, but I heard it didn't get good until Heavensward came out, and that it takes a really long time to get going. FFXIV just had a content patch in Sept., while Season 3 of GW2's Living World is currently going on. I kind of like GW2's new more action-orientated combat, but something about the classic trinity and gameplay in something like FF is really appealing too. NOTE: The subscription fee isn't an issue in FFXIV for me.",Garden Warfare 2 is a shooter. +"If you're ever putting power back onto the grid, then it's not the same service you're getting.","I may be mistaken, but I thought the fee was for all solar and not just those with net metering." +A Message from President-Elect Donald J. Trump,Not presidential and doesn't have a plan +"You forgot (supporting) NAFTA, (supporting) militarizing police, (supporting) privatized prisons, Anti-Gay Marriage (till 2013), PATRIOT Act, Iraq War, (destabilizing) Honduras, (destabilizing) Libya, (advocating for) No-Fly Zone in Syria, (supporting the Gold Standard) TPP, (lobbying for) Fracking (across the world). That'll round out your list of just when she circumvented policy and procedure for her convenience (and *not* to avoid FOIA requests), or as you put it, Emails","You forgot preventing a Syrian ceasefire in 2012, and ousting the democratically elected government of Haiti." +"Same, my cousin's kid loves Cars but idk how to pitch this trailer to a 4 year old.",The fun is over kid. +Brazil won gold so this is not current.,Winnibg olimpyc gold is like winning XFL championship +Merry Christmas from Rich Evans,"What're ya doin' there, Rich?" +"Looking for a book that will break my heart Love, heartbreak, loss, breakups, lingering feelings, nostalgia, etc. I want something emotional. Some of my favorite writers/books that might help: Chuck Palahniuk, *The Great Gatsby*, James Frey, Bret Easton Ellis, *Freedom* by Jonathan Franzen, *The Perks of Being a Wallflower*, Charles Bukowski. Make my heart hurt.",The Art of Driving in the Rain your a dog person +I wonder if this man exists somewhere. The epitome of average.,Mean value theorem +then send trolley to gulag.,"Then release it, just so we can regulag it." +A creepy tumblr page on Facebook posted some good ol' cringe,lmao why is the picture jared leto +And twitch just introduced an option to shorten clips for just such an occasion,yeah but context is important! +Discussing Jobe is a witch hunt now? Did you even read it? Most of the article is quotes from Xavier Campbell.,"I am not at all referring to the article, it's got to this stage because people in the media are bashing him - example: Kevin Bartlett are calling for stripping of his All Australian team" +"That being said, remember to shave your legs if you're planning on rocking a cocktail dress.",Remember to tuck your 10 foot schlog in between your ass in order to correctly flex a cocktail dress +It's not meant to be way op at all.,Yeah it's definitely pure coincidence it's better than most mod tool +"Even if your work doesn't become a paradigm shifting beacon for excellence, it's still incredibly useful. The whole point of science is to do incremental advance - while one particular paper might be useless or too focused, someone else might base their research on that paper and discover/come up with something that totally changes the face of the field.","I'm not saying I quit because I wasn't discovering the atom, I'm saying I quit because esoterical work doesn't get you far in the science rat race unless you're already in the best funded groups which enable esoteric research." +"I feel like they should be spawned each half hour in some random location throughout the world. Only one (each) at a time. If you're lucky enough to catch one it would be literally legendary. Then Mew and Mewtwo should be in a location indefinitely until someone catches it, at which point it would respawn and move on. Imagine just *knowing* someone that was able to catch one of the legendaries in this scheme.","Yay, every spoofer will get a Mee now!" +I believe it unlocked for me after my 3rd or 4th festival expansion.,Thanks! +"Harold Kelley's Attribution theory states that people tend to blame the outcome of events on one of three things: Person (Failure was caused by personal skills or disposition), Entity (Failure was caused by the characteristics of the entity, or in this case game), and Circumstantial (The failure was brought about by transient amounts of extreme luck or chance). Starcraft 2 Player's attribution theory blames the outcome of events on David Kim, IMBA bullshit, and Patchfags.",Ah the beauty of starcraft +Lesser known.,Rain causes Solarbeam to take 2 turns to charge. +How did your S2 peak change compared to your S1 peak?,"It's amazing, my rank with up by over 3000 points." +No koesister for you. Take this koeksister and tsek,jou ma se koeksister +Infantry Gameplay,I could train for years and never get close to your little bit rusty BASR shooting. +"nonono, He see all the pros playing at an average of 400 DPI 2 sensitivity. When he try and do this, and he do one swipe of his mousepad (QcK+) he can almost do a 360 degree spin. m_rawinput 1 Mouse accell off 6/11 windows sensitivity 400 DPI in Razer Synapse (The mouse is a Razer Abyssus 2014) Resolution is 800x600 M_yaw 0.022",you forgot +I'm so glad hillary and bill are out of our lives forever. We will never have to see them again.,Just wait for Chelsea 2020 +why can't we get real camo like desert camouflage,coz flashy neon skins are way better than shitty camouflage skins +Posting this to trigger the alt-right literal Nazis. It'd be a shame if this made it to the front page and they had to see it.,We shouldn't make fun of them because that's why Trump is elected. +"Thanks a lot, George W Bush",Muslim secterian violence is a byproduct of american imperialism and white people +Best 140mm rad fans?,"I use 1,500 rpm noctua redux fans, they don't go over 60% in my setup." +I am Mr Robot?,Domo arigato? +How does that explain Green?,"I've see quite a few last names spelled Greene, perhaps a variation?" +"If jesus ever returned to earth, would you call him out for not having been a vegan? Also, would you eat the fish he multiplied with his magic powers, since it involved no suffering other than the original animal?","I wouldn't call him out for not *having been* a vegan, for the same reason u/Thorredit stated, but I would expect him to be vegan in the present." +"Roelly's latest posing video from Dubai show 2016. Let's just say, he's left humanity behind!",Awful. +I love Will dearly and strongly suggest you read his work on Deadspin.,But.. but.. I just feel so dirty reading Deadspin.. +"Minimalist Attire Today after getting rid of a TONNE of clothing, I bought multiple black tees, white tees, black trousers, and dark jeans. The clerk gave me a look. So, I was wondering, if you are the kind of minimalist who has simplified their wardrobe, what is your go-to daily outfit?",Have you heard of nudism? +"MK9 needs MKWii's VR system. I like it better than the current Mario Kart's VR system because MKWii's VR system was an indication of your skill, rather than how long you've been playing.","Am I missing something, neither of these games had virtual reality support" +"Lmao, administration communicating with teachers. The jokes on Reddit, get me every time.",This could be r/jokes material hands down +Bottas and Raikkonen podiums next year incoming.,Did I miss something? +Yes OP.. You're the only person in the entire world who doesn't nickname their Pokemon...,Am I the only one who hates am I the only one posts? +I am jealous of anyone who can afford a new 4R and has the audacity to post a pic in this sub. FTFY. Work a little harder and quit watching Kimmy Schmidt and you can buy a new one as well. I'll upload a few pics of mine tomorrow just for you. Cheers!,You aint a real car guy because you aint pooh like me +Alinuta are ochelari noi,Ce sexisti sunteti ! +"Next out will be a cringey video made by the SNP where they're all giving the finger to the phone with cheesy grins plastered to their faces, waving a giant Scotland flag around and having the fat rapper MP they have dressed up like Lil Wayne, making west coast gang signs, rapping a homophobic, Scottish independence, anti Trump rap in the background.",What even are you? +Glad to see the Reddit Bethesda Circle Jerk is still alive.,"Sure, everyone absolutely adored Fallout 4!" +New Urban Decay After Dark palette. Successor to the Electric?,But I already own three of those colors :( Backfire and Lounge are both singles and Fringe is from the original Electric palette. +DAE enjoy listening to music in a language you dont understand?,Pretty much the experience of all people in Latin America when initially exposed to US pop music +Russian car park,Show me what you got! +"Sometimes, you have to laugh at your own existence, because the only alternative would be to scream and once you start screaming, you may never stop.",Me too thanks +"I resent you for making this reference, but I resent myself more for getting it",Yeah Indiana Jones is a pretty niche movie +"the way he roasts her is hilarious tho, when he said she looked like chief keef i was laughing so much",That and drunk Danny Brown are the best parts of his snapchat +Trashy Birthday!,"Smoke up, Johnny!" +Not my Chevy...,BMW looks = BMW reliability +Timestamp?,It starts at 52:22 +When NL gets asked what car he drives.,Ford Fusion? +How did we go from 12 vs 15 an hr to fuck you take a dollar and suck it.,This election was clearly about economic populism and rejection of neoliberalism or something... +"Doesn't make sense. What's the point of having 2 entry fraggers? You need a solid role player. bodyy isn't one, and with him in the team, they wouldn't have one at all.",NBK was the best support in world when playing that role +"I'm sure I'm oversimplifying, but can't you just put a chip in the ball, have a booth official be responsible for determining exactly when the player is down, and then get the GPS data for that point in time to spot the ball?",That will cost to much money +Not gonna lie for a solid minute I thought you were talking about Nintendude and was like wait Nintendude can't rap,Nintendude diss rap of wobbling haters would be awesome. +"That sounds like a great strat, especially since I've enjoyed playing as genji so far. Thanks for the tip",Sombra's hack also force bastion out of his sentry form. +Rancid - Ruby Soho,"Man I love Rancid, and pretty much all of their albums." +"I think it makes sense, our 2 best players? Camon can't be a coicidence",Only explanation. +Because clearly all gun owners have shown clear aggression and violent tendencies towards you and shouldn't be able to buy things.,"That is a significant strawman, and an argument I never made." +MST3K - Giant Spider Invasion,This one's in my top ten MST3K episodes for so many reasons... GO PACKERS WOOOO! +Kristen Stewart,That smile though... +When you wade through the ridiculous rhetoric he does have a few good policies.,"along with the ridiculous rhetoric, he also has some horrific policies (to go along with a few good ones)." +Louisiana here. Social justice in the South keeps me alive and kicking. So what if I have to drive an hour to a shul full of 60-year-olds where nobody reads Hebrew and they can't make a minyan? I'm praying with my feet and the old ladies think I'm a good singer.,Mazel tov but how do you not feel compelled to find/be around those in your cohort with similar interests? +Why RCMP tho?,Ya they only care if it's a Native person doing some shit. +I HAD SEX AND ALL PARTIES INVOLVED ENJOYED IT AND FELT NO SHAME!!! CLEARLY I AM THE DEVIL!,"See that's the problem, women enjoyed it, therefore its sinful." +"Oh wait, I get it, you read the title but you didn't watch the video, or read my first comment in this thread. Attention to detail isn't your thing",Nope +"Now that we have a Liset Prime skin, does anyone have a prime/orokin themed interior they could share?",All black with red energy color. +You need to pass basic misogyny exam first We don't take just anyone here But I have no doubt you will pass with flying colors,I will not fail +"The health craze that happened in the early 2000s where places like Krispy Kreme and cold stone started shutting down because people in America started weening off of them for healthy alternatives and exercise. It was temporary and not a real reverse in the trend, as OP said he was hoping he would someday see.",I'm a she. +Pileated Woodpecker,A wild Pikipek appeared. +"Well you have the ReLive Tab, so you either have 16.12.1 or 16.12.2, both of which are fine",He should use 16.12.2 because 16.12.1 has issues that mess with online gameplay over wifi. +"Also, the fact that Jace is VERY aware of who Tezzeret is.",IF he hasn't mindsculpted that off his head already. +"Can't see, try another mon?","Gotcha, I redeposited a lv26 male Torkoal in a Nest Ball." +Dev and analysing take time. Do not be that ungrateful bitch,Yea bitch! +Why is kao banned as word in client It's a pretty common word in eune. It means if or as like,"My one friends name is Kaoblast, and he's a super toxic rager, even mentioning his nickname can get you censored!" +Big and juicy How about no,"He doesn't really understand the concept of no, I'm afraid." +"New York County proposes law to ban conversion therapy, calls it the Prevention of Emotional Neglect and Childhood Endangerment (PENCE).",This will undoubtedly end the great divide in this country and ensure a democratic victory in 2020! +"Nope, he's just another retarded pickup truck driver. Roads were totally fine.","Wow, you sound like a nice person." +it is crazy that probably the biggest/richest/most powerful country in the world has people dying of diseases we've been able to treat or cure for decades,but..but...but... freedom and 'merica +"Holy shit guys, HIAC rematch with Rusev was literally 3 weeks ago. None of the Raw Titles but the CWC was on the line at Survivor Series and he defended it on Raw against Jericho between HIAC and SS... You're trying way too hard to shit on Reigns",You just had to bring facts into this +"Flash S03E03 'Magenta' Live Episode Discussion Synopsis: Barry (Grant Gustin) and Team Flash are thrilled to reunite with Earth-2 Wells (Tom Cavanagh) and Jesse (guest star Violett Beane). Wells confides to Barry and Caitlin (Danielle Panabaker) that Jesse has all the powers of a speedster and has been saving people on his Earth. He is concerned about her safety and wants them to talk her out of using her powers. Meanwhile, Magenta, (guest star Joey King) a new meta who can control metal, terrorizes the city.",THAT HOE LYIN' JOE +When does money lose their importance?,Spoken like a true politician? +"My girlfriend found a barely-used shoe polish kit in the closet and wrapped it and played it off as a new purchase. It had originally been gifted to me by my ex, and the original birthday note was still tucked in the box...",Handy for when he later gave her the boot. +WE'RE GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS!! WE'RE GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS!! WE'RE GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS!! WE'RE GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS!!,I want to see those savage Chiefs in the playoffs and fucking end their will to live. +Federal Judge Blocks Mandatory Overtime Pay Increase for 4 Million Americans,"Yea, fuck the middle class." +"Meltzer also said that Goldberg once bought a business bunch of gifts for kids on Christmas or something along those lines, and that there's a lot of stories of him doing things like that but Goldberg might not want people knowing that kind of stuff",I think you mean for Hanukkah. +Frugal Winter Lifehack: Dollar store paint tray becomes boot rack for small office.,Why don't you just buy a boot rack from the dollar store? +You just need a bigger tape.,We're gonna need a bigger vcr *dun nuh...duh nuh... dahnuhnuhnuh* +White dudes be cray,And genocidey +"Geez, calm down. So I don't know what the details of a coroner or a mortician are.","No, shame on you for not knowing anything about a field of work that you have no background in and haven't studied for" +I'll sum it up in a few points 1) If you're white don't do anything,Especially clapping while talking +Potential of a new Champion?,It's obviously a teaser for the upcoming Ryze rework. +Millions of Donald Trump voters to lose overtime pay the moment he takes office,Workers losing overtime pay is part of making America great again. +Trump's new commerce secretary Ross: Billionaire. Banker. Trump's neighbor. Got rich squeezing midwest factory workers. KILLED A DOZEN COAL MINERS due to safety violations HE KNEW ABOUT,Trump just has our best interests in mind by packing the government with billionaires. +Shadowbanned in 3...2...1...,Yea bro the reddit elite are watching +"That's where I see the difference though. Wrestling is an obviously skilled sport and it's amazing to watch two evenly skilled competitors. Lots of strength, technique and speed. Not really a fan of boxing, no. But MMA seems way worse. I guess it's the bloody part that I just don't get as much. Just seems a bit weird to me to have a ring surrounded by thousands of people who are cheering on two women who are pounding the shit out of each other. Maybe it's my past as a teacher. Had to break up fights, not pay $1000 a seat to watch them :)",Such barbarians! +What is not illegal but should be?,Kratom +Whats something thats actually really edgy?,All my Facebook friends saying fuck Columbus +"If you could instantly become fluent in any language, which would it be?",Russian.... Just in case mistakes are made. +Are there no versions of this that weren't recorded with a potato?,Did you even look at the year it was made in lol +"Class of 87, Union City, CA - I think I miss the 80's....","Russell City Continuation School Varsity Quarters Team, 1980-86!" +"Bautista murders a fastball, makes it 10-0 Jays in ALDS game 1",Only thing missing was SWING AND A DRIVE +300 hours is like nothing in Rust nowadays,I know right Op is some role playing shitcan He needs to get gud and one day he can upgrade his wood 1x1 Fucking casuals +What do you do on long flights?,Check your parachute and clean your skydiving goggles. +Why would we do that?,Hurr Durr regulation bad! +Do people not understand humor anymore?,"Yes, but it's only funny when they make fun of conservatives." +"I see where you are coming from, but I think a sensible person will realize that one bad example doesn't reflect on the whole. If it would, then Digital Homicide would have ruined it for everyone first...",You'd be amazed at how many people aren't sensible. +nah id rather not join a site thats prolly only filled with Trump supporters and neo-nazis (alt-right),But only shillary has echo chambers +What? He's 8/15 with 18 points and 0 turnovers. What about that is rough?,He doesn't have 30 +Wtf was that Alright,"Supposedly, that was Ed Boon's voice but I have no clue why they felt that was good enough to leave in the game." +"Or you know, hear of a little spaceship called Voyager??",Keep Janeway out of this +You're on Reddit.,But maybe Reddit causes cancer +"Holiday Travelers, I Give you The 405",At least real estate is cheap! +As a mormon this question plagues my ever waking thoughs,But what about magic underwear? +Starbucks serves meat?,"Yes, and they also have something they refer to as an egg, but I personally wouldn't call it that." +"Lol thanks, I guess I missed that. I find myself guilty of not reading all the rules and jumping right into the MAGA. Appreciate the heads up. Too bad Reddit couldn't make a space for discussion....... whatever I guess.",I don't think it's dealt with harshly unless it's about the sub that shall not be named +Big Rock CEO now CEO for Calgary International Airport,That explains the lack of drinking water fountains in the new international terminal +CNN. You lost. Get over it. #fakenews,How many more votes would PRESIDENT Trump have if they recounted crooked Dem states? +Famous women are fine.,"I'll say it slower for you.. women.. wouldn't... be able ... to become.... famous.. if.. a patriarchy.. existed.. But back on the subservient male bit, every famous woman with a yard to tend has a Miguel or Sanchez in her employ.. hmm mexican gardener, that is a bit racist isn't it, that would mean famous women are racist, right?" +Five Steps To Tyranny (2000) One of the greatest threats we face are the masses of normal people conditioned to blindly obey authority,Wake up sheeeeeple! +Passable/very androgynous transwoman. Or a relatively significant amount of money.,No trans woman would suck you off after you called them another guy +I think I know what they'll name the next phone. They gonna do something crazy and name the phone something like iPhone 7S.,No I think they'll completely change their naming nomenclature and revert to Roman numerals to note an anniversary. +Me_irl,The entire bee movie script +Been to a Disney park.,Most people haven't. +It's only Vegas Golden Nights. Not Las Vegas.,Sounds like the tag line for a shitty hotel. +"lmao, oh. I thought I was being trolled honestly.","Haha Sorry for making you type that up haha, I should have put a" +Can we get him to grow a spine instead?,Came here to see this as top comment; was not disappointed. +"they also hit puberty, which ups their attractiveness by an order of infinity. Speak for yourself...",and there's the child molestation joke we needed to liven up the discussion +quite surprising from mcEnroe,"Yes, given all the anti-Jew shit he spews" +by blackbox they are referring to a colored woman's vagina. AT least I think that's what they mean.,Thank god someone explained it +suhbrochill is still right and reddit is still ignorant as fuck about music. no fucks given for sounding pretentious. Everyone should just google Charlie Parker. Christ.,"reddit is probably ignorant about music but both you and the other dude are equally ignorant, you just happen to be knowledgeable about jazz, which of course as jazz fans you think is the only genre that has any importance and clearly no other genre could stand up to the mighty jazz especially not that dreaded techno that requires no talent to make, am i right?" +Jun Hsung Huang's GTX 480 powered jet,That's why when you throttled up too fast the engines would catch fire +TIL: type 'demos' in console to access settings without disconnecting from lobby. (credit to seentehfox),"As lobby leader I am unable to search for a game after this method and based on your gif, the button disappears for you too." +"I've just never understood that mindset. If you believe evolution can happen on a small scale, surely you believe that over a very long period of time those small changes would lead to a huge difference.",But earth is only 5000 years old. +Ask Siri to call john and then ask John who's phone it is,You can ask Siri Whose phone is this. +I dun got myself a virus,Run a Linux live disk and attack the virus from there... +then why didn't he do last game against renegades?,ear and nose surgery +Are you sure? I think CLG gets C9's spot since C9 automatically qualifies to Katowice.,It's based off summer rankings so IMT goes +20,It obviously says 203 +"We have an exercise called Wildcat Diddles, I'll have to see if I can find a paper copy of it. We usually teach it by rote",Make a video :) +Squatting.,"Nah, I wouldn't want to waste gains on my legs when I can use them in biceps right?" +The main point is obviously the 40million a year prize money. Plus all the increased sponsorship and the rest. Not that I agree with that line of thinking but I think mr Levy would.,"When you put it like that, it's a bit sad - we spent 30 million on Sissoko..." +"Im sorry, are you completely ignorant to most peoples attitudes towards israel?",Apparently any opinion short of Israel is the most evil EVAH is propaganda +The robot itself is a DJI Ronin. I've added some other things to teach it to follow me.,"Just some chip from Skynet, right?" +"As a software engineer, a woman, and in a time when we need good news about nice things happening for women, this brings a tear to my eye. Good for her.",oh yeah white women are so oppressed +yea his murder by drone of an American teenager was the bees knees.,So progressive +Adrenaline rush at Disney,That's a stupendous beard. +Any time at all. All they have to do is grow a pair and accept that you can't always have things the way you want them.,But they have a mandate to do as they wish! +My hooman forget to pick me up,He said he was just stepping out to have a cigarette.....5 days ago +"plot twist, cantha and ritualist have been done for two years. just sitting on the back burner waiting for a significant drop in players.",...along with the tengu and the wizards tower. +Should be a rule of wrist.,Well cant do much damage with that now can they? +I certainly see sours and tarts as the next big thing. I think you're right.,"Ugh, not to be that guy buy please no." +"I've completed +10 every week since it was available, ( even got the same 880 piece twice). I think titanforge just refers to the item getting 880( I think mythic+ just does not have base beyond 865 so they have to virtually titanforge it to get to 880, or that anything beyond 865 automatically gets labelled as titanforged). Although, I've gotten the helm(the one item I got twice), with speed once and without any tertiary stat the second time around, both titanforged to 880. I have a guildie who completed a +7, get 880 piece as well. It says mythic7 titanforged though.",Titanforged refers to any item which is upgraded 15 or more levels beyond its base ilvl. +"Ooh nice on you for looking out mate! I actually leveled mine up when I heard I could get the hidden artifact this week, just dinged 110, went and killed the boss....twice. Then opened a ticket since I couldn't find info on AK requirement. But literally an hour later and people started realizing it had a requirement.",I was just tired of hearing about how his main spec doesn't have the hidden yet +Where is that?,You must have a really narrow world view if between YG inviting people to break a cardboard box at a concert and Donald Trump's fearmongering you pick the fun concert experience as the one inciting violence +"Haha, I actually skip multiplayer now because of this. You either suck really bad and get killed all the time. Or you practice and practice until you get really good at it, but then your teammates suck and they make you lose. The only time I have fun with multiplayer now is when I play with friends.",or you could always find a group of people to regularly play with +Deal with the devil.,Thanks! +Water is wet,That's the typical namby-pamby Project Fear attitude that is undermining the basic decent Britishness of our local H2O! +Jesus Christ guys she's sixteen years old. God fucking forbid that a 16 year old be moderately interested in her high school physics class.,"This sub is literally for people trying to show off how smart they are, which is what she just did." +"The human eye picks up movement and we need better camouflage. So DayZ and the concept of the game is great. I love survival and the intense rush I feel the moment I run into players. I just find it a bit flat, (if I can put it that way) how little camouflage there is when you watch a player from a distance running in the woods or just in general. It's so easy to spot players from a distance, in fact it's almost easier to spot a player from far away than it is up close. I thought of why this is and I do realise adding more detail to the environment will decrease performance but the forests look really empty from a distance and with 2016 almost coming to an end and the game being in alpha with graphics like this they should really step it up a notch. So my suggestion to add more camouflage to the surroundings is to add more movement in the game. Blowing leaves, bushes rustling in the wind and trees also moving more. Even if you think COD 4 modern warfare (it's been out for quite a few years) there are so many ambient movements in the environment and it really improves immersion. I find the world itself too static in DayZ and the fact that stealth or being sneaky in a game like this is so unviable makes it kind of game breaking and a turn off because with realism like it has being stealthy is the only real defense and this game doesn't cater to that which is sad to see and I really think they should fix that, any thoughts?","I agree but comparing COD to dayz in that aspect makes no sense, chernarus is like 100 times the size of a COD map, if they where to add all the things you are saying new renderer or not the game would probably blow up your PC." +Because white upper middle class college students who spend 90% of there life on social media have no clue how the real world works.,Because only college students voted for Hillary. +Why the witcher is an amazing game,Fuck off +Situations that were handled better than the Josh Brown/Giants organization fiasco.,Bay of Pigs +"Guess what, if the election were based purely on popular vote, all the discouraged Republicans in states like CA and NY would come out, and Trump would have won that, too, by a greater margin. Don't move the goalposts after the game is over.","And democratic voters in red states just don't exist, right?" +"As a Kansan, nothing pisses me off more than a non-Kansan making a shitty Wizard of Oz joke.","Aw, maybe the wizard can give you a sense of humor." +#STRAW MEN ARE SO MUCH FUN! WE CAN MAKE THEM ALL DAY AND FEEL BETTER ABOUT OURSELVES BECAUSE WE AREN'T AS BAD AS THEY ARE!,Fatty detected +Is it just me or?,Or when people make you click their submission instead of them putting their point in the title... +Remember when Bungie said they don't force a 50% w/l ratio?,"Oh yay, finally a topic we haven't talked about 43 million times before." +"Why is the episode called shut up and dance, there is always some kind of meaning behind the titles of episodes but the shut up and dance title has no relation to the episode as far as I can tell",It's just that they had to obey orders and couldn't do anything about it. +Smeb reminds me of T.O.P from Big Bang. Rox's top and Big bang's top lol,what the fuck lol +Liquid LoL | Preseason S2E1 - All We Got,Scouting grounds looked like a really chill environment wish we could see more.... +"Oh thank fuck it's TEDx instead of an actual TED talk. The latter has a reasonably solid name, the former is basically anyone who wants to convince other people or educate them.",lol more like TEDXXL +Browns QB Robert Griffin III will return to practice today.,...which one was that again? +too bad JT didn't point out that it wasn't his then Pelech could have got the puck.,No leadership +Eyewitnesses to injury at Standing Rock conflict with police account; law enforcement deny using grenades,"Well that settles that, we know the police would never ever lie to us!" +"A television meterologist with a website proved global warming false, guys. We're all good. Thank God that all those people with doctorates in climatology and physics were wrong.","Whew, I was kinda worried there, I feel so relieved now!" +Sorry I don't have any advice but I would love to see the pictures if you don't mind sharing.,"Nice try, tourism board!" +I generally believe that all whey protein supplements are bad.,You forgot this: +Most people who are roping have no available actions to take. Just going to throw that out there.,"Rank 20 players gotta think the next 20 plays through, don't you know?" +"haha that's great! I wish that worked with my parents. My SO goes on vacation this friday and I hope that her best friend doesn't want my SO to watch her kid. It's a vacation... We are using that time to go house hunting and talk with some realtors as well as seeing what we pre-qualify for. Hopefully it's good news and we can bump up our time table. My house will NOT be child friendly. I'm an adult, It will be the first time my SO and I will be living on our own and god damn it if I'm gonna let someone else, child or parent, tell me what I should do with my own house.",Good luck! +"Does it matter? I don't think you can grasp what you are doing. You're either completely ignorant, or completely stupid",Those terms are extremely similar... +Cyclops' Final Fate Revealed In Shocking Death Of X Finale,Great. +Let us also not forget that Gary Johnson wasn't sure who Harriet Tubman was.,"But, but he's not Hillary or Trump so he Must be better!" ++ Your Season 2 (end of season) rank is used to determine your Season 3 **seed** value + Your **seed** value is your S2rank + negative_offset_value (eg. -250SR) + Your Season 3 placement games will commence (matchmaking) based on your **seed* value. + You need to do 10 placement matches every season in order to be 'eligible' (identified as having participated) for the end of season rewards.,Thanks for explaining it for me! +Man without arms denied housing loan in China due to inability to provide fingerprints,How Kafkaesque. +Seems legit. No way am I letting those bastards get free lunch. Not on my watch...,Unless it's lasagna. +Tempt with Shores,"Hey look, a barren glory deck" +"Is 'swamp' an ethnic slur? And if so, which ethnicity does it target?",Cajuns +Trump booted a black man from his rally and called him a thug. Turns out he is a supporter.,That is one white rally +Tony Perkins: On Thanksgiving Be Sure To Praise Jesus For This New Opportunity To Undo LGBT Rights - Joe.My.God.,Because Jesus was all about hating minorities. +Russian Orthodox patriarch compares same-sex marriage to Nazi laws and apartheid,Because two humans in love wanting their relationship recognized is the same as institutionalizes racism. +I expected the biggest to be but' what about the men,the #Men FTFY +Sunday Candy by Chance the Rapper,very nice +Chicago news insider info on Alshon?,Wow don't go on that site on mobile. +"He's pushing climate science funding into NOAA, which unlike NASA isn't an independent agency and is instead a division of the Department of Commerce. His top prospect for Secretary of Commerce is Wilbur Ross, a billionaire chairman of a major coal company (International Coal Group).",But he's from big business and not big government so he shouldn't have any impure motives. +My roommate's cat.,go on +I think the thriller dance is just another part of the Sombra ARG,"Is Jus boop, why u haff to be mad" +"I don't get it. I've tried VR, my brain simply was never able to 'forget' that what I'm looking at is not really there. I'm not sure how someone could get that confused. I do enjoy that he hits so hard the security camera gets all screwy.","Looks like he hit a glass door, and that lets in wind/particles." +Astronaut Thomas Marshburn Forgets About Gravity In An Exit Interview Following The Expedition 35 Space Mission,wow hilarious +"If you're not going to open, you might as well describe the location and give the gift of karma to the redditor who ventures out with a crowbar.",Its just a wooden float for navigation +NO!,Nobody here has even watched Maradona so yeah you cant really compare him with a player you've never seen. +"You can put outrage culture as a reason for this, and that is mostly coming from the left. As a socialist we need to stop focusing on racism, gender identity, and all those issues and get back to championing the worker. The populists will keep winning if we dont.","Yeah, sell out women and ethnic minorities, that's definitely morally defensible." +"If this were true and you weren't a bunch of deluded fearmongering retards, we'd feel for you.","Yeah, because Trumpets are totally capable of feeling emotion." +Clinton takes money from a country which stones women for adultery and bans homosexuality. Does she care? Fuck no,Yeah they shouldn't ban homosexuality they should just send them to conversion therapy like vp elect pence +Buffs for prize money stack? I know amulet coin and happy hour stack but does luck incense stack as well?,It does not stack with happy hour +#AppreciateDontAppropriate,I don't believe that for a second. +"Same but not only this episode, the whole Future Side is a huge disappointment","I actually thought it was pretty good, better than the despair side even" +"I own a karuma, insurgent and an armored v12. I never use the v12. There simply is no reason to. Karuma for PvE and Insurgent for PvP. Dont waste your money, Save up for a buzzard, savage, ceo buisness or something else that you will get use out of.",Amoored Karoomba +The default assumption is that everyone likes guys. If a guy has any sexual/romantic anything with another guy then people assume he's gay and anything he says is denial. But if a girl does the same or even flat out just likes girls the assumption is it's just a phase and she is really into guys.,It's because guys are clearly the best humans and it's understandable why you'd be attracted to them. +X,I +That one time batman showed up on my mom's ride at white sands,Justice has no borders +Portland Trail Blazers vs Cleveland Cavaliers 7pm EST 11/23/16,The difference is they play DMX before the games this year... you can't *not* get amped with X barking... nothing basketball strategy about it! +"Fallen can't stream for 10 minutes without making a highlight, he is so good it blows my mind.",By that logic shroud is the best player in the world +I decided to repost this link because it's a really really good article and I feel that most people didn't read past the overly snarky headline.,"It's a horrible hit piece, by a horrible right wing mag." +'Member owning negroes? Yeah. I 'member,"Stop using PC language like negro, liberal." +At least your favorite relics aren't hiding behind $75 paywalls.,"Is it just me or does the art of tidus art look way different than his original game, yet yuna looks copypasta" +"Well the Halloween event started 3 weeks before (I think), so we'll probably see it start around the 5th or so.",Hypeee :D +'P-- ina mo': Duterte cusses out foreign reporter who asked about killings,Classy as always. +Looks like the IBO mobile armor is coming with a beam effect part,too bad it'll only be a cheesy little HG like every other kit. +It's... it's beautiful...,you forgot +Am I really your buddy?,It should be obvious +yeah well whose fault is that? not mine for sure.,It's all the FUCKING WHITE MALE'S fault +i don't think so. Unless the committee feels Clemson's resume is stronger.,Why did your post get deleted? +McLaren put out a video about their fully electric P1,Who says McLaren doesn't have a sense of humor? +"My graphic designer friend didn't like our new Rs 500 note, so he redesigned it.","Looks cool But what about the security thread, nano chip, gps tracking.. etc ?" +"Welp, guess i'm not voting this year...",Well I don't know RHS is a pretty good game +Blocked roblox. Again,Just gov me all your account details I can do it for you +I know it's not the best but I had a shitty PC and wanted to play Overwatch and barely had enough money for these part recommendations. I hope you'll forgive me.,Pics of the final build plz +they have good chemistry would make a great buddy cop show.,Like that one with the dad and his autistic kid Cx +Keep your nose out of other's affairs. Seriously. How is this any of your business to sort out? You've stated your position; let the chips fall and go on with minding your own business.,You sound like an amazing friend... +Or like put the load in the bed of the truck,"Yeah but then the truck might get scratched, that's why we have the trailer." +I make video games and software. Here is my current setup. :),"You should stop smoking, more money for even more gear!" +"Everything, I think there is even an all consumable pack for an hour...","There will be consumable packs, you have to be really quick to even get one of them, they're all gone within 5 seconds because they're so exciting" +"So the 493 counties that benefited from globalization voted for it and the 2,600+ counties that were screwed over by globalization voted against it. What was the point again?",Yeah a vote for the international business man wth his fingers in around a hundred countries is a really good way to stick it to globalization. +"He says no void, no glitch.","he said it on the internet, it must be true." +"I'll inbox you any future posts so you can approve the word choice first, since that's apparently a huge deal for you.","Whoops, I must've dropped my" +"Okay, fine, I'll ask. Which rights do women have that men do not have?",Right to genital integrity? +They're gay-married to god.,Did you just assume God's gender? +"Turkey is rapidly becoming another Saudi Arabia,if you are wanting to be free,then go for Western Europe.",Yeah we legalized child rape and we will rape you aswell +Are those....dicks with wings?,"AKA flying fucks, yes" +Looks great!! But it's hard to tell because of the color of filament :-P One thing I notice is the imperfections on top of the roof. It could be caused by inadequate cooling or not enough solid infill skin thickness. What slicer are you using?,I am using Cura for now. +It's a good thing we're trending seeing as we're going to win the Stanley Cup next season.,I think you mean we are going to win it this season +Sure. I'd appreciate you spreading the word around too.,I will certainly speak with my local community about this. +"Knowing Tom Cruise, he probably had them crash an actual plane with him in it.",With no survivors He's a short guy +I think the nasolabial crease is too pronounced here..doesn't mean that it's not a badass sketch. Well done m9,"Its really small tho, his face is 4' x 4'" +No love for Dell monitors??,The Dell U3415W is best high-end curved ultrawide. +Who would you put in your low tier category?,"low tier: sender, Neslo, censor, silly, xotic, johny, hippi, sender, fears, blfire, methodz" +3x darkest moonlight does not stack but rip offerings sorry to hear,"fairly certain he's saying 3x Darkest Moonlight as in, 3 times i have used darkest moons that have resulted in killers disconnecting." +That's the illustrious mascot of TSMSB,I thought failwhale was in ice +"So... slight problem Well, I thought I'd be excited about the new tracker... problem is, I don't live next to any pokestops. Now if I go outside my home, I have no sightings. Pretty stupid if you ask me. I'd rather have no steps than this.","Tracker works fine in San Fran, so why would they change it" +Perhaps he shouldn't have banned the sub trying to uncover a pedophile ring.,Yes - I'm sure there was some quality investigative journalism going on in there +"This is intended, after kill works when your Knight makes the kill. ;)",Good thing he does no damage! +"What DRK needs is a skill similar to sheltron that forces a parry that coats MP or maybe a dark arts charge. That would allow them to provide reprisal in windows without it being too much like Storms Path. I also think they should add blunt to their magic debuff. Make it a murder stroke, it would look cool to have the DRK bludgeon the boss with the cross guards and would add some utility.","if you are using a drk, you wont be using a monk, which invalidates the blunt bonus." +And so are bombing hospitals and the shelling of UNRWA facilities. Maybe the houses catching fire were unintentional in the same way?,"Yeah, because the IDF was launching rockets at civilian targets from these woods near Israeli cities at the time of the arsons." +When people ask who you root for,Championship. +"Why is the news full of reports from Labour MPs about Corbyn's reshuffle being divisive? Seriously, who is going to the press with this stuff? We cannot go on with spiteful commentary from the sidelines utterly trashing the entire party at every single turn. Its an utter disgrace.","Because if you don't give the media a story on a plate, they'll run the one most likely to sell papers/generate clicks, and perpetuating the theme of anything happening in the Labour Party as divisive is the easiest way to make some money." +Watch three guys with jetpacks fly in formation with airplanes,It gives me anxiety watching this video +fucker literally stopped a titan stomping on him.,It was only a Warhound tho. +"Wow what a sacrifice, he's really living on borderline poverty.","wow i know right, all business owners should just live on minimum wage" +Page-O-Meter [] Sitting [x] Standing [] Definitely eating a sandwhich,That was a quick one. +Search for the truth. I tell you things and I always ask you to verify what I say,Better block segwit. +"There are no major downsides, the reason some people oppose it is that they fear it will make it harder to ram through a controversial hard fork under false pretences.",Because hardforking every week has worked so well for ether... +All I can say is good. I know there's a lot of bullshit on both sides But veterans still seem like a group in America who garner respect from all other groups. Hopefully they can bring some respect to the standoff,We can clearly see that respect by how well we run th VA. +What is self promotion?,It's when you share your channel/video with others. +A yuge Drumpf.,The greatest. +What's wrong with you?,Does he really need the +What's this ? A clever response that does not involve the word penis ? Bravo you damned souls,Penis. +valve knows and doesn't care they make way more money making skins for CS than they ever would out of half life amongst other things besides the hype would be unreal for a HL3 game that it will probably disappoint everyone,"Valve is a small indie studio, that couldn't possibly work on more the 1 thing at a time." +"If you shop on black friday, you're most likely a shitty person.",Or you're poor. +"Please don't confuse pedophiles with child molesters. Are kinks / fetishes even real sexualities? They make me uncomfortable, but GSM sounds cleaner and more organised compared to the LGBT++++++++++++ clusterfuck, which is in constant chaos about who is in and not.","No, they aren't." +"I mean, yeah, that was the point. To fill the gyms with birds for thanksgiving. I am aware that you cant see nicknames.",Gosh you're so stupid +Seriously. What great evil have we ever done aside from being a large subreddit of someone that the admins don't like?,I guess we made fun of fat people too much or shared too many pics of jailbait +"Yes, Adolf Hitler Really Said He Would 'Make Germany Great Again'",nice timing on the story. +"So, I just finished watching Kimi no na wa First of all, sorry for my bad english, since it's not my native language. About Kimi no na wa, I have finished watching it 10 minutes ago and I still am crying as I'm listening to the OST aha. So I had a question, can you advice me the same kind of movie or anime? I really like that kind of romance, with good graphism and a beautiful plot. Thank you for reading!",Wolf Children +Be honest please,Not ugly +Its not 1230 WTAF I buy two packs and the sets are down my quitting,At least they gave you a set refund +"They gave OP the old ocular patdown, and he was clean.","Yup he's white, good to go." +"I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. Am I the only one that doesn't think this is a big deal? If you thought Reddit was a free from fuckery, you're a moron. You are using someone else's platform, you are a guest here and they are free to do whatever they like with your submissions; hopefully they keep you happy, but they have no obligation to you - just the shareholders. All Spez did was send a tiny, playful message: if you keep pushing the heads of the company, they might push back. And he did it in a rather harmless way. It wasn't about pushing a political agenda, either. Any other site would've banned forum that calls its CEO a pedophile long ago. Personally, I'd have messed with the CSS of TD for an hour rather than altered existing comments, maybe added a penis.","But dude, what if T_D users aren't actually assholes, and their posts have just been edited to make them look like assholes?" +War is hell,Looks like he's gonna need those crutches. +"Are those the type of homeless they are talking about here, the ones with nothing at all? If so they should have the easiest time moving since they only have to move themselves","Sure, they could just walk to Salem" +"Do you have the vials that have a cap on top (the ones I have have red plastic caps) and then a closed rubber area under it that stays on the bottle? (the closed rubber bit is the part you stick the needle into when you draw up the liquid, and even after you've poked through it once or twice you can still turn the vial upside down and it shouldn't spill out.) I don't think it matters what you do with the cap part as long as you're keeping the vial in a closed off place like in the box, or if you keep all your t stuff in a tin or something like that, just so it's not constantly having air and/or dirt stuff passing over it I guess. I never put the cap back on my vials, but I keep any I'm still using/that still has liquid in them in their little box, and then that is inside a lunch tin I keep all my t stuff in. If you're swabbing the top each time you use it it shouldn't matter if you put the cap back on or not.",Thank you so much. +Is this guy a time traveler?! It's a 2017 with 200k+ miles?! That's your first clue this guy is pulling his info out of his butt.,You rack up a lot of miles traveling around at just under 400 mph. +"likely we will be putting up a bounty of about 2 stacks of diamonds for both rixxlon and futt, 1 stack for soer, this bounty is open for any and all that can capture these raiders.","Lmao my bounty is more than my profit, I love it" +Andre Ward learns about showboating...,"Doesn't matter bruh, still won the fight." +Fear & Hate,this is why donald trump won +Only $300? This one dude capitalized on a meme and became president of the united states...,HIGH ENERGY +"Lets get an INT, skol",We're due for one +"In fairness, it does serve them right for not being born to wealthy, interested parents.",They're also a little darker than pasty white... so fuck them. +HCR on auto rifles I recently noticed HCR is rollable on some auto rifles but never seen anything about it. The mid RoF seems to me the best choice. Something like the Suros ARI-41 or Extremophile 011. Anyone got experience with these? Would like to know if they could be competetive.,Monte Carlo! +Grandiose landscape of Faroe Islands,Its just me or this looks so much like the landscape from the village in the Vikings show? +It is surprising that no where in India is English the most commonly spoken first language.,Not really. +Dev1ce insane 3k with P250,wow that sure was insane! +I met some real standup gentlemen,Wow two guys named cock and cunnilingus acted immature real shocker there +funtcase all fucking day porter robinson sucks. its for pussies,But ze feels doe +"Daytona 500, Watkins Glen and I'm trying to decide on either Dover or Martinsville.","I live in Maryland and Ive been to both Martinsville and Dover multiple times and Martinsville is exceptionally better, its not even close" +"Well lots of lies yes, but first 3 hours is not enough to judge all gametime. First maybe 10 hours was fun with the game but no more. I tried to point that OP is just posting this for upvotes, not because he's got that much idea of the game.",Thank you for your service. +Olaf and Renekton can beat Darius early IIRC and should be able to put him behind enough. Trundle might work too. Or play someone like Malphite and play safe as hell.,"Would Olaf, Renekton, and Trundle be able to beat Irelia?" +Inter Milan have failed to qualify for the Europa League knockout stages for the first time in their history.,...but never went in Serie B... +"Teen busted for paintball attack on patrons of gay bar in Stockton, Calif.",He even looks like an asshole +"**TL;DR 7th-8th level spellcasting is super badass.** In all editions of D&D (although the effect is rather muted in 4th and at least a little rounded off in 5th) including Pathfinder, spells are sort of the maximum measure of available agency in the game. They're the upper limit of what a character can be allowed to do. Agency is the ability to influence things - kill enemies, bypass obstacles, solve mysteries, compete in intrigues, make high-consequence decisions that forever alter the entire setting's metaphysics, et cetera. Spells give you more of this than anything else, and each spell level spikes up the versatility and power of your agency in a way nothing else does. Having lots of slots available means you can make more decisions, but higher-level slots increase the range of things you can make decisions ABOUT, which usually is the stronger or more badass choice. 7th-8th level spellcasting is where spellcasters start to enter the realm of fiat, or the ability to just sort of decide what they want to be happening or not happening without worrying about what might hinder or prevent them, since very little can, and almost all of it involves opposing NPCs also using 7th-8th level spellcasting. It's gamebreaking in the sense that it transitions you closer to being a mini-DM than the game is equipped to handle mechanically, meaning you start to leave those mechanics behind; storylines become something for discussion and negotiation just as much as they are things to be experienced. Some groups already play that way, though, and a DM who doesn't mind changing up the game style means your game isn't broken, it's just a different game. Your biggest issue is how the other players will feel if they don't have access to the same sort of cosmic power. However, it's also worth noting that most games that don't start at like level 10+ never make it to level 13.",4th edition doesn't exist and you can't convince me otherwise +"Meet your new a Secretary of Education: billionaire, creationist, charter school advocate, she's anti-gay marriage, daughter of Amway founder, sister of Blacwater CEO, she is the largest donor to the worst Religious Right hate groups. Making America Great Again!",Can't be teaching theories in school +"You can remember the gauges for peripheral IV catheters like a quarterback calling an audible. GREEN - EIGHTEEN, BLUE - TWENTY TWO, pink - 20 HIKE!",That's out damn standing! +i dont know why the fuck people keep pretending trump is childish and not malicious.,Easier to pretend this will just be 8 years of dumb sound bites and sexist tweets instead of actually causing the extinction of humanity? +Other groundbreaking discoveries made recently: * Sky: blue. * Water: wet.,But isn't sky grey? +Zelda The Wand of Gamelon: Why?! - PART 5 - Game Grumps,I see a GG Animated in the future +"I don't think Trump supporters care about the highly discredited and inaccurate politifact, no.",Discredited how and by whom? +Preparing for BCT,Run until you die & then you don't have to worry about BCT at all +Unless they freely choose to wear it.,"Yes, they can just choose to disobey their male owners and be stoned to death." +maybe... but probably not. more likely they just recycling the public ip address and using port forwarding and firewall rules to make better use of their address space. those ip addresses cost money,"Figured, but I hope they are different servers, or else they'll get some skewed results." +Here let's try it. What a stupid post asshole!,How dare you think I'm not clever enough to understand your insult if you had used a comma! +"Any idea how I got bit? On my character sheet there's a buff/debuff that says I've been bitten by a vampire. Is it possible for a random player to do this without my permission? Is there an NPC or enemy that does this without permission? I definitely never asked or agreed to be bitten, nor do I want to be a vampire. It doesn't seem to have progressed beyond me just being bitten. Any explanation for this? Could it be a glitch from the last patch? And how do I make it go away?","I have seen bloodfiends spawn on dolmens, maybe there." +It would just be a gimped version of SF4 Dudley. For that reason I never want to see Dudley in V.,Its really sad that every dlc character that's been announced and is coming i instantly think how shitty they will be... +"Game 143: Chicago Cubs (91-51) @ St. Louis Cardinals (75-67) **Cardinals Lineup** 1) Wong, 2B 2) Piscotty, RF 3) Carpenter, 1B 4) Grichuk, CF 5) Molina, C 6) Gyorko, SS 7) Peralta, 3B 8) Hazelbaker, LF 9) Leake, P **Cubs Lineup** 1) Fowler, CF 2) Bryant, 3B 3) Rizzo, 1B 4) Zobrist, LF 5) Russell, SS 6) Montero, C 7) Heyward, RF 8) Baez, 2B 9) Hendricks, P","Get off of the fucking field, hipster grandpa." +I hatched a shiny deino a few days back. The answer is yes,Ah thanks man hopefully I get this horsea soon then! +Khabib may beat Conor if they eventually scrap but I hope no one is doubting Conors career. It is without doubt more impressive than what Khabib has done so far.,"Nah, 90% of his fights were hand-picked to get him where he was and the UFC purposefully only let chicken boy fight the good guys if they were on short notice" +"Season 5, Episode 7. Jeff's burgundy T-Shirt hoody right at the end. How can I find the Hoody T-shirt side zip hoody that jeff wears right at the end of the episode when he and duncan enter the study room? I dont usually want or buy that many clothes but I love that one and would really like it or a similar one.",Can you take a screenshot of it? +Nozomi pls Winter is no time for watergun fights,She's clearly in the land down under. +"On the first day of Christmas, the true Zabi family sent to me, a colony headed to Sydney.",Rip I'm living there rite now +"Yeah, I frequently check used book and movie stores. Just picked up the Citizen Kane 70th Anniversary Blu-Ray for about $15 that way. I've been casually buying Blu-Rays since about 2010, and this last year I've really started collecting since I've started working. Just hit 112 yesterday, and I doubt I've spent over $300.","Very nice deal on Citizen Kane, I envy you." +"What? He lost by millions of votes, he's already our second not president this century.","This is the dumbest comment today, and I say this as a Trump hater" +"But does it run MacOS? As a power user, what do you do on it? Play games?",VR video Rendering... +"Just got Vive yesterday. After a shipping delay from Amazon my cyber Monday Vive with the new cable and straps arrived yesterday. I didn't have much time to set up or test it out due to work and school but did the tutorial and some Lab games with waist level lighthouses. But today me and my cousin rigged up the lighthouses on either end of my room and were able to come up with just a bit over the minimum usable area for roomscale. After some r/techsupportmacgyver techniques to get the lighthouses up we tried out Google Earth for about an hour before getting dinner. And it was mind blowing, to be able to basically walk around the streets of New York and actually look up at the scale of the buildings. At this point i began to feel a little queasy and needed to rest so we went to get food and take a break. After dinner we played another hour of Zombie training simulator and I didn't want to put it down, it was only after realizing that i was fairly sweaty and it was getting late that I decided I should get some sleep before work in the morning. This is my second experience with VR with my first being a short unguided test of an Oculus DK1 at CES a few years ago. That time I had only used it for a few minutes but it left me feeling ill for the rest of the day. So after seeing more recent reviews that many of those orignal problems had been worked out and when I saw the Cyber Monday deals and having another $100 in Amazon gift cards I figured that this was the best time to take the plunge and of course I was a little worried because my dad can get bad motion sickness from somethings, but so far I haven't had any problems. I am rambling now but just wanted to tell my road to VR story becuase this may be the best thing I have done this year and I cant wait to get back into the virtual world. Will post pics of my setup soon.",How'd you go down to street level in google earth? +Smoking hot or how do you mean that?,Yes. +"As his connection dropped/desync'd for just a second or two, there was indeed nothing OP could do. Or his circuit is dead, there's something wrong.",Did OP take his protein pills and put his helmet on? +"Front page: All muslims think ISIS is great! Page 23 correction: Whoops we were wrong, this is totally incorrect",All apologies should be on the same page and at most 4 point size below the original size of the font. +"Why blame the British? It's been decades, in many cases around a hundred years since these middle eastern countries were European colonies. That's like blaming a child's great grand parents because they act like a barbaric little shit to the other children on the play ground",Let's just say that the flames have only gotten bigger since they left. +"Just in, from Gary McDowell, executive director of Future of Research: The Fair Labor Standards Act updates are dead. A nationwide preliminary injunction has been granted to prevent implementation on Dec 1st. The Republicans plan to repeal in January. So the salary threshold will remain at $23,660.","Thanks, Trump." +I'm so fucking excited for LCK spring. Like damn.,Literally same! +281-330-8004,Who? +Intel Core i7-6700K 6-Core CPU + ASUS ROG RAMPAGE V EXTREME/U3.1 Extended ATX MOBO - $659.99 ($819.98 - $59.99 Instant Rebate - $100.00 Mail In Rebate),"Its the 6800k, not the 6700k." +You create a mmo with thousands of text lines and don't make one error.,*an.. You couldn't even do a sentence without making an error! +Any specific voice lines you simply like hearing? My favorites are Bellona's - Drop it! and Chaac's Thunder and Lightning. I dont know why but they sound so cool lol.,Ragnarok Ratatoskr - DEFEND MIDDLE LANE +Guys it's because seniors' hands shake and therefore can't stop moving I'm literally dying,"But it can still be the opposite, moving too much from the Harlem shake causes them to stop moving forever" +"12 days of Christmas (well, OK, 8 days)!",Any chance you could post a pic of the hikari Freddy and Freddy bot both oob next to each other? +Don't turn r/MensRights into an anti-feminist subreddit,So contribute something that you think is worthwhile instead of just offering up some concern about a sub you have not added anything to. +"Yeah, plus most game shows give you thousands of pounds. Here, they get enough for a bus fare and a Snickers.",But that probably equates to a few thousand though +Can we give those to a cute intelligent flat chest girl? Laci doesnt deserve those points,Which girl? +"Would never have been Spa. Monza would theoretically be their best track, but it also rewards efficient downforce which they have definitely not got, so I doubt they realistically expected Q3 anywhere this season.",Ah yep that was it. +She did.,wheeerre qwq +"It's not a victory when you have to resort to war crimes. Power is a prison when it trusts in nothing but the brute force. Assad is stuck now and forever with his killings, rapes, torture, rigged elections, destroyed country, countless of his own citizens running away from him. The only ones who stick by him are either those who don't yet fear his brutality or those who are too fearful to say anything. The real heroes of Syria are resisting or fighting both him and isis at the same time. God (helps us) help them. theological note: I sincerely believe the **only** way out for him is to repent to God. He still has a chance and I pray for his sake he takes it before God sends Malak al-Maut.","He's just like Pharoan if he repents, it will probably be too late." +"This reminds me of the interaction between [[curse of rafaam]] and [[Nozdormu]]. A lot of players don't know how to skip the few skip able animations, unavoidable animations eat up a large part of each turn. Players lost games simply to how the animations interacted. I know this is an extreme, but it sets a bar that drawing and seeing two card effects revealed can eat up 15 seconds. I'm all for limiting dead time. This just doesn't seem like the way to do it. But here's an example of a turn that happens occasionally when playing druid. I play violet teacher into innervate into wrath. Just from the animation of the violet teacher entering play, the stupidly long animation of choose one and then wrath itself, drawing a card, and two violet teacher activation, I probably used up more than my allotment of time and had to dip into my bank. That's assuming I made no attacks, had no other minion effects activate (knife juggler), and had nothing happen on my opponent's side (cat trap). The animations alone probably ate up my 15 seconds of allotted time, any thinking or misclicks I make are eating into my time bank. Then on the next turn I play staghelm into raven idol. There's no way I'm going to be able to complete this turn without dipping into my bank again. On neither turn am I attempting to stall. One turn is eaten up mostly due to animations. The other is spent thinking and planning. When do I have a chance to 'store up' my time bank after turn one and two? Each turn requires careful planning to play appropriately both to secure my win condition while also managing the board. Compare to face hunter. Play minion, hero power, attack face. Spend the remaining time emoting.",Why not activate the time bank only 15 seconds after the turn started OR your last in-game action then? +Or even atheists such as all those Bangladeshi bloggers who were murdered. Why not extend refugee status to them too if they apply for it? We keep harping about Muslims should take the charge in reforming Islam but are unwilling to help them out when they do.,Muslims murder their own reformers so how can anyone help them? +Hitreg is broken: solid evidence,I played cs go for 3k hours and I know for sure something is wrong. +Tulsi Gabbard is everything hateful Berners think Hillary Clinton is: corrupt conservative homophobic nepotistic and Republican.,But she likes Bernie! +But we're not at the brink of nuclear war with them now,I forgot we're totally having tea time with Putin at 1 o'clock every day. +How did the bridge survive?,"You have to rocket it 50 times, duh, as what Mastersaint said." +A friend of mine is in the Canadian forces reserves and travels to China quite a bit for work. Having to explain why there's GSR on you're hands as well as things that look like bombs on the scanner has led to him getting pulled aside every time he flew until he got a Nexus card.,"I used to travel a lot for Shooting competitions, and that was always my big worry." +I lost it at 1 joint = 5 cigarettes,"Yeah, you just gotta love the state of our country at the moment, it's just amazing." +"Like the mansion we built for the president to live and work in that's basically a fortress? Yes. Yes, he could.","But the Trump Tower is like his eye of sauron, he can't watch over the nation from a some peasantry white House" +And he got the Graveyard,Thank the lord. +Consider how biased you are in light of the fact that Clinton supporters were no doubt googling it also.,ok # *BIAS CONSIDERED* +"If we keep on, maybe we'll reach Niantic's amount of minor text fixes.",r +Seems to me that if Florida wants that it will elect a legislature that will make that happen. Its how our country works.,If Florida wants what? +Indian man mistaken to be Muslim beaten up at Pittsburgh area shopping center,Obviously this is some sort of ploy from those left-wingers. +"Why do this, Sports is one avenue that should be shielded from political squabbles.","Unfortunately, the real world does not work that way" +I hope blergh is a word because I love it and I'm stealing it!,"It is okay, I stole it from someone else =)" +Neat! Does your roomba have a name? Mine is Henrik.,We refer to ours as Rosie the robot. +Clinton Presidential Library releases new photos of Donald Trump with Bill Clinton,Good old days +daww,The popup's so small and adorable! +Delusional hawks fans say they were going to trade Millsap so they could afford to resign horford and have him and Dwight be there front court,"That would probably have been better for them, honestly" +"First of all, **THANK YOU Playsport Games for a quick hotfix**. I was going crazy after the most recent update haha. Haven't tested it yet, but it sounds very promising haha. Second of all, how come this hotfix patch is 314.1MB while original 1.1 one was ~150MB? :o",they fixed everything three times as betterer +"Bring back golden bow -- although this time, passive only works on melee hits. I pleaded for this well before golden bow even became meta. Just like stone cutting swords passive, golden bow should've always been the same. To me this is the most obvious decision rather than the item being removed. Think about it - does it break the game like it did before? Absolutely not. Not even close. In fact this only really would help gods outside of conquest. Maybe some nemesis, and other picks could be viable in something like solo lane..but for jungle, you dont really need it.",Why would a bow be melee only? +Every single one.,Every single one. +"I just visited an Amish farm in Lancaster, PA a couple of weeks ago. The kitchen in the farmhouse was set up so that all the appliances (washing machine, and mixer) also run on compressed air.",and a diesel generator +"Dude overthought and found a problem, you overthought even harder and found a solution. You got skittles.",But do they also get skittle? +"Before you get too excited about having solved this mystery, officer, I've seen a flash bang take most of a foot off of a suspect. It's common knowledge among every LEO here that the officers working that protest are indeed equipped with flash bangs, as all officers in that sort of a situation in the US would be. And, you know as well as I and everyone else here that the vast majority of LEOs have no business being anywhere near a flash bang grenade if they are any innocent people present. You know it, I know it, we all know it. But thank goodness no one at that protest-- and I mean no one-- is innocent. We can move along now.","Yeah, all the other stuff, like the evidence found at the scene and the police denying everything you just said, is purely coincidental." +coming soon to a certain usa near you militarised police.,Well he was not black.... +Fell off the car in front of the motorcyclist. Right before out his him you can see a white car hitting the ditch on his side. Looks like the you're rolled across the road and got launched off the oncoming car.,Classic target fixation imo +"Heres an easy way to do the bomb step on Gorod Krovi Co-op, it's almost impossible to fuck up Have 2 people watching the screen, 1 player memorizes the first 3 locations then the 2nd player remembers the last 3. This information might be irrelevant now, but I know it'll help some people that've been stuck on this easter egg and/or kinda struggle with this step or dread it If you can't remember 3 locations then I'm sorry you need some real help or a new team lol...",Just record your voice reading the locations out and repeat it +holds zero until you have to disassemble ?,Good thing you won't be doing that often with that corrosive surplus ammunition listed alongside it. +Does anyone here blast certain types of Music and think about how the Bourgeoisie are dominating the shit out of us right now? cause I do!,Been listening to oi pilloi for hours Tonight is going to be good +"6-12 in the division, though, over the past 3 years. That's last in the division.","Well, you just can't expect a coach at Texas A&M to win consistently against Mississippi State and Ole Miss." +Free give away: 30% off some games I think we have different definitions on what a giveaway means. About 70% of a difference.,"They are giving 30 percent of any game for free, why are gamers soo greedy." +Mon 2016-10-17 accessing vault............unlocked calculating name matrix.........locked in funding orphanage.....funded finding server to name........done initializing TCPoB (TCP over Butler).....initialized establishing secure connection.......secured sending name assignment.......done wait for response.........success. one of our servers renamed to *kenbonezone*,*wikileaks-root-access* Since everything reddit is the truth. +Or 16.31415,Or even 16 +Maybe both sides should just get together in the DMZ for movie night every Friday instead.,"That'd be cool, South Korean movies are awesome." +"theyre terrible seats, but boy do they go well with a neckbeards, cosmos tattoos, fedoras, and cut off jeans.",Unfortunately you are wrong. +Our quality win keeps getting diminished!,"If this were SEC West, Memphis would just be ranked too and it would count as another quality win for us..." +"For those who heard the trumpets on day 2 of the Adelaide test, here's the songsheet...",Fucking cricket ultras ruining it for everyone. +Who is this to?,Russell Westbrook. +Knicks fans hope for an Amnesty Clause,Dolan does the most Dolanesque thing ever and overrules Phil to amnesty Porzingis. +Stunned to see those referenced here.,he was tight +Dr. Ben Carson to be next Secretary of US Department of housing and urban development.,"He's not even a real black person, he's just an Uncle Tom" +I am seriously considering buying this. Wear it to the games. Class Rogers arena up a bit,I think we have enough corporate fatcats in their suits not showing any enthusiasm +Super cute selfie,Mustang Sally +"Yep, grab two of 'em.",CLEARLY JUST A PLOY TO SELL MORE TICKETS. +"Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you're criminal, mechanics hope you have car trouble, but only a thief wishes prosperity for you.",I too have Instagram +unless it has those sweet sweet tops from 02,nah dude one day I will get the oryx white +Thank you pupper,Thank you pupper +As far as I can tell the only 100% thing in this game is that the player count never goes above 1.,100% persistently empty - So this is not a lie and I challenge any sad masochist to prove otherwise +"Right, the subjective opinion is that the costumes are low effort and played out, essentially.","Well, I think analyzing how much effort they put into it would be more of an objective thing to say." +Oh ye,GG No Re +Well there was a movie and a book so you should've kinda known...,"Just a movie, no book." +You actually believe this stuff.,"I mean, the no-fly zone would've quite possibly led to this..." +Where can I get soap that tastes like cilantro,"Just grab any soap as soon as you see it, and you're good." +Typical Trump Supporter,This person must have real economic anxiety. +Killed by a Juan Deag.,Juan Tap +Why do you people like Stalin?,This is bait admins u/ksan u/MasCapital +My Black Friday SSD Haul,"You have way too many, you should probably give me one" +I bought a Warriors Sprewell jersey a few months before he choked his coach. But I still wear it. Don't mess with a white dude wearing a Sprewell jersey.,I wear my Knicks Sprewell jersey to practices all the time and I just eye my coach like a maniac +Also that overtime initiative that got overturned,Looks like the middle and lower classes are finally getting their America (and money) back from the hands of the greedy establishment (: +I was having a good day and decided to do my first ever 11 pull using gems,That'll teach you to be happy! +Meanwhile us support mains are like durr should i pick auriel bw or malf,"God, why do supports always have to make everything about THEM..." +"Well, I don't respect the anti-marcos rallyists. Shows majority are just spoiled, sheltered, privileged brats. See? Two can play that game :)","Oo nga ano ba yang mga kamag anak nung mga tinorture at kinidnap ng mga alagad ni Marcos, smh napaka spoiled" +"Pretty much all publications have factual problems once in awhile, no matter if it's Breitbart or Huff Post.","Suffice to say, I've been duped." +I wish i could tell her how sorry i am.. How good she is.. But she wont believe any of it.. Not anymore..,A lot of it hit hard +Incredibly cringeworthy epic voiceover for a basketball shot,Incredible feat +A poster against domestic abuse that targets the perpetrators rather than victims.,Violence against men and boys is okay though +what are the best shows to watch on tv currently?,Bigg Boss +"Reddit, what is the grossest word in the English language?",Poultice +I can't believe it. 2016 is truly the apocalypse year.,Not for the Cubans living in Florida +Spent six years as Birmingham City boss. How do Villa fans feel about this one?,I assume when you've won 1 of 11 Championship matches you tend to not care. +What food goes well with a cup of hot tea?,A cup of hot tea. +"Look for a porn featuring a young woman who recently turned 18, a male companion with a 'fit' body, and a cameraman who cannot seem to stop talking. Watch the girl's face as she dodges the cameraman's questions about how much she is enjoying it and how much 'fun' she's having. Watch the male companion's face as he questions whether or not she's actually enjoying it. Listen to the voice of the cameraman. He is the only one having fun there.","Damn son, spot on" +Fidel Castro is dead at 90.,Burn in hell you despotic fuck. +Fidel Castro is dead at 90.,"And with him, the death of an era." +Fidel Castro is dead at 90.,"Welp, one less commie to deal with" +EU President: Germany exists only in order to ensure the existence of the State of Israel and the Jewish people.,I'm sure the Germans appreciate his position. +I didn't know VATS existed until Fallout 4,Wow +Are... are you okay?,"shh... sorry for waking you up, pal." +"If you need that many, you're probably bossing. And if you're probably bossing, you're probably earning more than enough to cover that kind of cost. Deal with it.",but but some people just want cheap stuff +"Cricket is a shit sport, the only people who watch it are backwater fucktards.","Aftet watching Australia's awesome comeback win against Pakistan yesterday, I find it hard to care what some yank on reddit thinks" +I wonder how heart wrenching its going to be when Oda draw the same cover concept for in the last volume.. :(,All members except for Luffy? +why are you not western?,Probably because you called him northern. +"Presumably, they stopped at some point.",Well it'd be a bit pointless continuing now. +waht am I supposed to do?,you just got outplayed by a better player. +"still makes youtube videos, he does CoD though since he couldn't deal with everyone in Battlefield community shit talking him being elitist because he is a primarily COD youtuber when he attempted to do videos on Battlefield years ago",Yeah I remember that +I hope you didn't kill him.,I have bad news for you good sir........ he ded +"You deserve it, For that gold weapon on torjborn what a waste",You're not allowed to joke about Overwatch because Overwatch is totally serious. +Screwing around with Tone in the campaign,I didn't realize BT's Tracking Rockets worked like Salvo Core +Things you're not going to miss about this game? Forced refreshes and seriously impossible pvp battles,Farming 12.2. +"Haven't been on Breitbart in weeks, really.",I'm sure there was a long trail but as far as I can tell the claim originated there and has been widely spread. +"Only problem is that who would replace him. They need some other passive player at least, since most of other guys are super aggressive.",ShahZam +"ESPN College Gameday Show Thread If you want a little ting in your tang tang, you can discuss and post anything related to the show (signs, screencaps, videos, etc) here.",Home security passwords noted +RIP Fidel Castro,Great man for standing up against America RIP +The workers delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of the chicken farm's cesspit?,An old god +Installing Pronged T Nuts,"Hmmm I've been doing it wrong, I'll go put my hammer away now." +I am eyeing this in .40 for my next choice. Beautiful looking firearm. I made the switch to dig a week ago lol. I bought a 1911. Love it.,What kind of 1911? +It's a real restaurant. You can go inside and eat pizza and play ping pong. I have half a dozen friends who worked there for years.,SHILLLLLLLL! +"LPT: First time you give someone flowers, do it randomly. Don't wait for a special occasion. The random act of giving flowers can mean so much more than when it's expected.",r/randomactsofflowers +you come prepared,You come +I didn't even do anything...,#NAME? +Yeah remember that time in stonewall where they had tea with the cops and had this amazing conversation about the joys of being moderate ?,"You're right, that's an absolutely *perfect* parallel to modern times, which is why the fucking Mafia remains one of the LGBT community's strongest allies." +Why did you ignore the prompts to provide your location?,Probably didn't want to get identified by giving location in addition to all the specific details. +White eyes,Good one! +Hillary camp to participate in the recount.,"I can't believe this, a 10 year old could see how crooked all of this is yet the left is going about their business as if it's all okay." +-People who have never experienced or lived in a Communist state- He is the best!! -People who have lived in a Communist state and fled it- *celebrated his death*,Those are just the burgiousie who fled Cuba complaining about losing their money +I am disappoint. (Fallout 4),"what is this, a picture for ants?" +"Gatebox is a holographic anime assistant/companion in a jar. Coming soon from Japan, of course.",That was very sad to watch! +Yea I was joking. I thought that was obvious by my ridiculous reasons for not lifting. Evidently not.,lol sarcasm and internet don't mix +Hillary was a shit candidate.,The voters were shittier. +Cain throwing spinning shit,Who is going to step in against Werdum at 207? +When your Christmas outfit looks like a Starfleet uniform,"Ensign Gram-grams, oven-banks to 350 and full power to the cookie dough!" +Nymphs?,"Oh, so they like to get freaky eh?" +Android was released 8 years ago today! Happy birthday!,And it still lags +"They would. Except one popular brand does not conform to interface port standards, and changes it every time a new one comes out.",BUT THEY ARE SO INNOVATIVE +In my religion you can't come to a mosque if you masturbated or had sex and did not clean your whole body with water.,"Doesn't use toilet paper, wants to tell you about cleanliness." +Since you didn't mention it. Have you tried lowering your detail down in the text file? Looks like crap but its the cost of playing PoE on toasters. It's easy to do. Google something like poe lowering detail and it should come up.,"y set everthing lower, player even od deatail 5 look so crapy but shame lagging, found that 2 work best and dont look bad" +"I had neighbors that were the Davidsons who named their dog Harley, which is way better than a kid. Coincidentally, I also had neighbors who were the Holmes - you'll never guess what they named their dog...",Stock +Denard Robinson ftw.,Back to back winner +Exactly. It was covered by Huffpo.,A Trusted name in journalism. +they asleep,Is this a shitpost? +Also the most massive pussy alive,At lease we have a female president lol +I enjoy the sound Capitalist's and Fascist's heads make when they hit the pavement.,We enjoy the sound your body makes as it gets tossed out a helicopter. +The only two options are that the FBI and DOJ are either: * Horribly inept. * Horribly corrupt. Both options are pretty terrifying.,Like the candidates? +The whole world is watching (and laughing) as the left utterly eviscerates Godwin's Law. Anti-fascism is the new fascism. Anti-racism is the new racism.,hail trump! +Who here would vote for Tulsi Gabbard over Kamala Harris? I know I would,"Tulsi, definitely." +"Michalek, Laich, Greening were placed on waivers and no one claimed them. How would you get anything in return for players no one wants for free?",But in my be a gm I traded them for picks so Leafa are bad at Gm mode! +What are some grade A kids games that should be made again but in an adult/mature style? Like Lego Rockraiders. That was amazing.,Conker's Bad Fur Day from N64 +"i genuinely don't understand how you could be so thoughtlessly rude to this person you've never met once in your damn life. what the fuck, dude? why would you go out of your way to insult this person you don't know? you don't even know what they look like!",Well we know she is fat and wears leggings and that combo never works well together.....kind of a dumb question imo +"It is based on Gmod Tower, it's by the same developers. It's currently in Early Access, but already has a lot of the features of Gmod Tower","oh wow, thats awesome!" +"It's good to see things like this. Whether you were born here or came here from someplace else, we're all Texans and Americans.",Well - if you are born here you are Texans - everyone else is American by birth or naturalized. +Nty,Nty +"what?? If you increase all ranges, you have effected zero change. All it does is make the numbers bigger. The relationships between the numbers need to change for there to be a difference in gameplay. Shotgun range = 5 Hand cannon range = 6 =shotguns win all the time Shotgun range = 10 Hand cannon range = 12 Still =shotguns win all the time","No, but the map sizes remain constant." +Going to the store rn.,FUCKING RUN +Might get a girlfriend if you aren't careful.,Truly a travesty for the ages +"Mate, much though I'd like to believe that, he won the republican primary. Pretending Trumpists are some tiny fringe group is dangerous.","But it's wrong to vilify an entire group of people because of the actions of a person or an extremist subgroup of them, except if they're muslim or mexican, then it's OK." +What was up with the police at Lennox-Addington Thursday night? There were like 5 or 6 police cars around there.,Most likely drugs +"We all died and went to hell, steam is never coming back.",2016's final fuck you. +"Especially a blanket during these cold months, so your girlfriend can stay warm while you change the tire.",Sexist! +Do you have any actual evidence for that? Or any reasoning at all?,You could argue that it's safer on Clinton rally since there are barely any people there +are you dumb,Sorry I forgot +"Or just staring blankly. I know a guy at work who posts on TRP (I have overheard him). He is a rather average, nice seeming guy. Gets on well with people. Chronically single. His one weird trait is he stares at you for a long time before responding.","DARK MASTERY TRIAD HOLDING FRAME IN THE FACE OF SLUTS HOS AND BITCHES WITH HIS LONG, THOUGHTFUL GAZE" +W2C 1:1 turtle yeezy best version uncalloutable like even an experienced legit checker wouldn't call out It's been 4 days and my aliexpress shipment isn't here should I join trumps army and invade china? Where to buy 1:1 supreme bogo $20 or less no taobao or aliexpress or dhgate pls,W2C 1:1 Supreme and Yeezy to resell? +"I'm just joking, relax man Enjoy your gift! (*in 30fps*)",The human eye can't see past 25 so it's all good +OSU will always be bigger than the Jackets.,"To be fair, Ohio State football had about a 100+ year headstart in building their fanbase" +So i became a Steven Universe fan... so sorry invaderzz (its bad ik),Wtf is this post +There wasn't even a line at Tutti Frutti. What were they fighting about?,I'm sure something totally worth getting arrested over +"Cronyism is also a natural and inescapable expression of true capitalism, not some kind of corruption of it like some people would like us to believe.",Agreed. +Or you could not waste an extra deck spot for a situation that'll almost never come up,Because apparently it's almost impossible for Mermails and Heroes to get water monsters into the graveyard +Bernie Sanders to propose Outsourcing Prevention Act to keep jobs in US,If passed I'm sure this law would have no negative consequences +Wrong,You raise an interesting point. +"hate to break it to you dude, but there's like a 0% chance you'll be surrounded by the same people you are now in even 10 years, that's life.",should've added the +About LVL 39-40 in the gym I have heard people from lvl 39-40 got banned from any gym. Is this problem still there?,They made level 41 players get banned in gyms +This creepy ass street I just walked down,Are you a priest heading towards an exorcism? +I feel like this dude just got a girlfiend and he's too daft to notice.,He'd probably be chemotherapy sick if he seen her with another dude. +1. Omfg didn't noticed this. 2. Wow dude It's the most obvious shit. Pick.,"This thread will be vital to the future of runescape, I can tell" +The Most Pointless Fight Ever,Look at this guy sticky spamming in a pub +"Where the fuck do you go to school?! At my school PE/track team runs get cut short due to threats (usually homeless guys fighting, but sometimes dudes with machetes and the occasional guy with a gun), but bears...",That's Canada for you buddy. +Go Bengals and Browns!,I see you're supporting some great teams there. +Got me excited for the dunk contest.,If only they come up with some new ways to make it more entertaining +Tit Printing,"They spent so much time wondering if they could, they never stopped to wonder if they should." +I got my first one there. On the side by chilis and outback.,Same spawn where I found my hitmonlee... +Click bait!,Thanks. +Origi's goal vs Stoke last year. Deja vu?,Totally a cross +Looking down the towline at work,"Would you look at that, a literal shitpost." +Electronics in general are just much more expensive in Japan. Deals in Japan will never be anywhere remotely close to the Black Friday deals that've been going on in America the past week.,Gotta agree with you there... +please pronax,I really want Godsent stickers +Worst thing is her annoying fan girls believe this. They're hyping her character to the max. Suddenly doctor Harleen Quinzel knows how to stop a motorcycle like she did in the runway scene. Where did she learn that? Harley is not near as crazy as the Joker. She's just a girl who was manipulated and happens to be blindly in love with a psychopath. Everything she ever did was to please Joker.,"Nuh uh, she's super crazy and edgy, all that pent up frustration and her love for the joker allow her to be fearless and capable of anything... that's why she was so important to the team killing a God" +Rolling and Sex any kinky ideas on how to make sex on X even more pleasurable ?,"Blindfolds, ice cubes, feathers, soft furry blankets, massage oils, massages" +What's a good way to predict if someone will be good at driving a truck?,"If my knees break the glovebox when training, then no." +Had so little to do with Reddit,"I don't know, 144,840 readers on this sub with only 100,000 people needed..." +That's how you earn respect from the community,But my tax dollars! +"In my experience there are very few fantasy novels or series that aren't accessible to anyone. Maybe the Malazan Book of the Dead requires some knowledge of fantasy tropes to truly enjoy, but I other than maybe that, I don't think there's anything out there that you need a fantasy background to read and enjoy.",Have you read Lord Foul's Bane? +"Gotta hand it to him, he signs his posts with his username, that's pretty alpha","Don't bother to comment man, he can see through you into your beta soul" +"Odd thought: I REALLY wanna see Mick Gordon do the soundtrack for Marvel 4. He's already hit it big with Killer Instinct, Wolfenstein and now DOOM, and I really enjoy what he's put out over the years; I know it's probably very unlikely, but he'd probably have some great stuff to work with.",Mick Gordon has become a name with buying power with me. +What hobby is completely free/dirt cheap no matter how far into it you get?,"Origamis in 2d or even in 3d You litteraly only need sheets of paper, and you can craft amazing things" +"So.. is this already out on steam? If not, when will it be available? Can't find any reference to a release date and steam didn't update my game so I'm wondering if there's something wrong with my pc now..",Mine just updated on Steam! +Santa's helpers,This so much cuteness it's amazing :) +"Sure, newer cars have that. But plenty of people do not own cars made in the last 5-6 years.","Agreed, just pointing out that it is possible, and I imagine it will become more common as time goes on, so eventually it won't be an issue." +I remember back when Lux had a 24 second cooldown on her ult at 40% CDR. Good times.,it's 32 now iirc. +pe ce considerent /e ??,Nu a pus suficiente beculete prin Bucuresti +"There's still progress to be made, but do I make the cut?",They look real. +"With One Castro Gone, Questions About What the Other Castro Will Do",NY Times asking the really hard questions. +"Survival Mode is exactly what I hoped for. Finally, a mode where one stupid mistake means certain death. Exploring space should be perilous, and before 1.11 it was the exact opposite. Ive spent an hour on the starter planet trying to get to my ship, because you start literally miles away and have to trek the whole way on foot with very little resources. I love this mode.",Litterly makes the health go down faster hahahaha real amazing +"What? Elaborate, please.","She clearly looks like a Gloucester Sea Captain , duh ." +"A scene they should definitely include in Avengers 3 I was watching Winter Soldier today, and when computer Zola mentioned that Cap was born in 1918, I realized something. Cap will turn 100 years old in 2018, the year Avengers 3 comes out. Wouldn't it be great if they included a 100th birthday scene in that movie?","I hope there's a scene with Tony Stark and Stephen Strange where someone says something like No shit, Sherlock and they both look at each other or something." +I only collect high quality pins,I FUCKING TOLD YOU IT WASNT OFFICIAL MERCH +Its not wildturtle idiot,"Yes, because my comment was very serious." +I recently had a conversation with a /pol/ user on tinder and he called weed the herbal jew so I'm gonna have to agree with you,I too judge entire groups of people based on what 1 person says. +"Also the phone will feature a single USB 2.0, type B for legacy reasons that we can't disclose",No... nnnnoo... *faints* +"Guess the hero: 3,9K Edition",Tusk +What about roadhead?,Until you have your first collision during..... +"A new brick wall, replacing the current wall built in 1996, will be erected on the field perimeter which will feature decorative CPAW inlays as well as updated infrastructure for electrical, plumbing and drainage and communications pieces associated with television and game operations for both teams. - Well UC Football people still get their brick wall at least",I'd be sad if they got rid of it. +New Trailer!,Honestly my favorite trailer so far +Don't you blow this Baltimore,Up by 10 with 5 to go I think they are ok +Does my computer get heavier with each program I install or download?,Only if it's bloatware. +Mitch Jones reverses role on girlfriend's stream - kinda NSFW,He just wanted to show his boner +"So, is Hitler commanding the baby zombies, or are the zombies baby Hitlers?",The babies are zombie Hitlers. +Cristiano Ronaldo is first player to score 50+ goals in six consecutive calendar years,"But Remember, he's past it, he's declining, he should go to mls!" +Even with Chad ?,You mean Chad Thundercock? +Unless it has Minervas then it'd be easy enough to replace even a max rarity LS deck.,"Yeah, because everyone has a few hundred bucks just fucking lying around." +Could we please have a professional studio sing this and upload it to Youtube? We should be promoting people who make this kind of great stuff for our community.,"Haha, I would love that." +"You're right to be upset. Also, you should contact the police and tell them that Chet admitted to being the driver and being intoxicated during the crash.",Also that he regularly drives drunk. +Keri Russell,I have that same butt +Is the whole TNF color rush thing a special exception then?,Must be +Nearly,Well it doesn't say it's nearly perfect. +Formal in CoD? He went from being a halo pro to being one of the best CoD pros in the world within the space of about a year.,"Not just a Halo pro, he was arguably the best player in Halo." +"Post your in game name, other people respond with how you view them as a player. E.g Person 1: I'm MLG420Sniper Person 2: You're a good sniper.",Stomping. +Zlatan 1-1 v West Ham,POGBA BIGGEST BUST. +"On Running the Spark Without My Team.... So salt me all you like. Heck brine me up in a jar and make me a pickle but I will push the spark solo to the rift almost every time I can. Why? Because the objective of Rift is to WIN. You win with points and you get points for pushing the spark. I read all day long people bitching about forming up with the team and then I get dropped in game after game where people set up defensive positions, are dying constantly from foraging ahead without the team or because they are chasing K/D in an objective based match. So. I push the spark. I get the points. Occasionally I die. Occasionally I last just long enough to die and then that team I left behind is sitting where the spark will pop once that other team ventilates my Guardian. But when I get 6000 points in a late push because I carried 4 times because everyone else is waiting for a perfect carry, I'll take the win over the right way to play. My 2 glimmer anyway.",I just wish I could manage to score ONCE so I could finish off that damn quest... +On Monday I'll be at the concert in Mexico. I wonder if Thom bring my boxset with him. :),*Thom reading label on stage* which one of you tossuhs' is tchokey?? +"TIL that women in the national House of Representatives did not get a nearby ladies room until 2011, almost 100 years after they first became present in the House.","They didn't become present, they were f-ing ELECTED." +Fuck,U fkn Exorsus twat +"By a curious coincidence, None at all is exactly how much suspicion ape-descendant Arthur Dent had that one of his closest friends was not descended from an ape, but was in fact from a small planet somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse and not from Guildford as he usually claimed.",I like where your head's at +"I am not a midwife LTL;FTP Im on mobile, but dont worry my formatting and spelling will be fucking *pristine* because I dont have sausage fingers. A few years ago, I worked in a certain mall store that retails massage chairs. You can probably guess which one, and they have a pretty strict no social media policy but who cares I dont work there anymore. One of the managers and I were running people through the chairs (10 minutes for everyone, no kids, no shoes, no food, etc). A very very pregnant lady comes in and beelines for the hardest hitting massage chair we have. People let ger cut in line because nobody is going to stop a pregnant woman from sitting down. She starts to turn on the remote to turn on the massage and my manager sees this and heads on over. He says says Hello ma'am, feel free to use the leg massager for 15 minutes or so, but Im going to set up the remote in a way that it does not cause medical complications for you or your child She asks why cant I get a full massage? Well, there is a possibility that it could induce labor prematurely he says, starting to dread the following interaction. Im ready Excuse me? The due date is tomorrow, might as well give birth now The manager is silent for a couple of seconds. This guy is a veteran, but he did not know how to handle the situation. Ma'am, please dont give birth in my store",I'm sure your boss would have LOVED cleaning amniotic fluid off his massage chair. +"What's your idea of the perfect field? Walking around my university, I notice that it would be a really great field, if it wasn't a public location. There's some open areas, lots of buildings, natural hills, perfect locations for objectives and the like. So I'm curious, what would be your ideal location?",A recreation of the battlefield of Verdun with artillery and trenches and everything. +Olli Jokinen has more games played as a Maple Leaf than Auston Matthews.,Leafs legend Olli Jokinen +"the recount like the protests is just another example of the childish left crying waaa, no fair! you cheated!!! do-over!!! grow up, lefties. Trump won and he will be OUR president.",Solid argument. +Hahaha no fool that was only in service for wwii,"Well, he didn't explicitly mention the time period" +"So you think the first 5 times a girl gives a bj without a man/men teaching her what to do she's exactly as good at it as she is the 50th time, whether it's one man or several? I had no idea what I was doing sexually as a teen and had a lot of weird beliefs and hangups even though I was eager and, wanted to please",I don't see too many men complaining about virgins giving them bad blowjobs... +I do use my drone a lot! Any more tips on approaching?,"Use your drones, use a mic with your teammates so that if they die they can tell you where an enemy might be located which will make it easier for you to find them thus making the gameplay more offensive." +I feel very B1. but I can always be better,How long did it take you to finish it? +"Yeah it's just the same crowd, making the same excuses for their behavior.","Well, what if they had separate but equal wedding cake stores?" +What subreddit has the nicest community?,"The Donald, of course" +Seattle girl's drawing of Hillary Clinton goes viral,That's pretty damn cute. +The Browns are our sacrificial lamb that sits in the corner eating glue so that our other teams can do well. Thanks Browns.,"Hey now, I bring the Browns to the Super Bowl every day after my morning coffee." +Do women squat when peeing in the shower?,Handstand according to the legends. +"Bro, go to sleep the Eagles play tomorrow night.","Tru, goodbye" +"Honestly, the body is mangled to the point that it doesn't bother me too much to look at it because it's barely recognizable as having been human. :(",I was thinking the same thing. +Ewww. Just ew forever. Ew for eternity. These dom guys never seem to know what the hell they're talking about despite pretending to be experts and the amount of sleaze dripping off of every word makes me physically cringe. Just gross.,TFW someone calls you a shitty Dom but you've watched 50 shades at least twice +"As good as Summer Wars...well now I'm even more hyped, dammit.","Close to, and I was just catering Shinkai fanboys... Personally I'll still put Summer Wars a tier above Your Name." +*FOOKING,GET THE FOOK OUTTA HERE! +"Ah, the Salmon Arm salute.",At least he wasn't a dictator. +I'm pretty sure it's just really close games. Every tv royale I watch both players are about to win.,"Sometimes i watch is a really unfair match, those poor level ones are faced against insane decks, and manage to pull it off, prop to those guys, they deserve it" +work in mcdonalds. youre wrong. if there are more orders per minute you need more people to cook the food.,But what about when we use burger making machines? +"Oh so the aksi damai will be localized in the monas field only? nice, a group of people in a confined space, great for crowd controlling.",And great for shooting them down in case shit goes down. +"Will a Facebook ad open me up to copyright complaints if my item is borderline? So, I'm selling one of those t-shirts that's a list of names like the Ross & Rachel & Pheobe... shirt. It's obviously unlicensed, but as I understand it, two things allow sellers to make merch like this: 1) Plausible deniability (wink wink) that the product is copyright infringement. 2) Keeping a relatively low profile about it. I want to buy a small ($1 a day) Facebook ad to put my t-shirt in front of a couple hundred fans of this franchise. My question is this: **is a Facebook ad high profile enough that the lawyers would be willing to take the time to draft up a cease and desist?** I see dozens and dozens of people selling stuff like this on Etsy with no licensing agreements, but I'm just getting last minute jitters before buying the ad.",I work in the T-shirt Industry you will put yourself on the wrong lists if you do this and worst case scenario you will be sued right away and you will loose. +SAD: Accuse Cuba of human rights abuses when The US operates a torture camp there.,It's because the good guys use it +I forgot the critical detail: we had to salvage the PVC from our community's sprinkler systems in the dead of night in all cammo gear while being beaten with jumper cables.,Hey at least you could afford camo gear ;) +"My friend, it is most definitely bias. It is the same with all the news outlets here in the UK, BBC, Channel 4, they all spew the same sh*t when it comes to Syria, the same with US media as well. People need to wake up when it comes to the media, RT is where its' at.","Ah, nice unbiased RT." +Yes.,Cold and hard either way. +"if you could go back in time and talk to yourself when you first started making music, what would you say?","Keep it up, you fucking moron." +Tesero Difficulty? What would you guys rate the Tesero Raid compared to other raids difficulty wise? I'm a newer player and the 60 stamina didn't seem that bad... of course I had to gem but it only took around 8 which seems low. (For my account),"Only took me 16 gems, i spent much more on aokiji 40 and he didnt even drop :((((" +"Honestly, fuck this guy at this point.",Football or handegg? +Thanks! I'm kinda sad someone downvoted this so it's gonna be deleted :(,T...that's not how that works... +"Hillary and Obama founded ISIS, didn't you know?",I read it on Infowars so it must be true. +"PSA: The Kansas City Chiefs have won 8 straight divisional games If you or someone you know is in the AFC West, please contact your physician before taking the field against the Chiefs. Only your doctor can tell you the best way to get fucked by the Kansas City Chiefs.","Bench Alex Smith, he can't win us games." +Did you even try searching Amazon?,Search box too difficult bro +But do you get boxes to put babies in?,Nah our healthcare is really good so we don't need them... +He looks like John Hammond,Oh shit so he does.... +"Graham and McCain seem to be angling for a fight on a few things, but that's about it.","Yeah, it's just that their war-mongering gene is stronger than their tow the (new) party line gene." +That was really well explained. :),Ty :) +"All-you-can-eat barbecue & sides for twenty dollars. Thank you, Texas.",That's all you had? +"Yes, this phrase is infinitely better than, Hey Trish, nice sweater-stretchers! I learned this lesson from Trish from HR.",As if Trish didn't wear that sweater on purpose. +better pay for more syrians to come over and live for free!,Yay more government dependent unskilled workers +"Can I just say that **I** believe in you?! I do, I'm serious. You may be asking why? Well, when I was younger and still to a degree now, nobody ever really believed in me. I was always told I'd never amount to anything and I couldn't do this or that. I understand how you feel, but I've learned that you can't base your image off of what others think. May I extend an offer to you?",I do appreciate the kind words and maybe once I have my meds sorted out... maybe then it could help me believe what you are saying. +Rox Tigers about Worlds,"Lose or Win doesn't matter to me as long as ROX stays together, they are such a lovable team" +Self-driving trucks will hit the road in Ohio,"And after a few bugs they might also hit barriers, lamp posts, hydrants, people, and/or trees." +"I could not imagine agreeing with a troll account, and here i am. This is Irrelevant to nyc.","Just add something about Trump, then it will be relevant" +Fouts is low key just as bad as Simms,Fouts is *way* worse than Simms. +Seems reasonable.,You deserve it for having a different political view +"So what's your most favorite goal AGAINST Real Madrid? The one that is so amazing you wist it was scored by RMA.. Plz add details if possible, I am making a compilation video.",The night the barnabeu applauded dhino. +What is the latest hobby you picked up?,"Mine is scuba diving, got certified with my girlfriend and we are completely hooked" +What information do we get from the troll games?,The FNaF 3 troll game teased the FNaF Halloween masks +When are we going to have a national conversation about sensible knife and car control legislation.,Forget knives and cars.. its quite obvious to me that we need to ban campuses... +Yes another talent on same tier is better.,That's a funny way to spell different +Just because it has its benefits doesn't mean it doesn't have its downsides either.,As with most drugs +I'm on iOS 10.1.1 :/ I don't even understand why apple let iPhone 5 be upgrade on ios10. Since i restore my phone the ios 10 is full of bugs :(,"Oh right, it might be a while then :/" +"You can post a random gif of any porn, and someone on reddit will be able to guide you to a source in HD, place to download/torrent, even all previous scenes and movies with the stars involved. What a time to be alive.","Hell, if you want to take it further you can post a gif of a rubber duck in a porn and a reddit user will tell you the name, release date, house it was filmed in, and production model of the duck." +My boyfriend recently got a gym membership and hired a personal trainer. I'm excited to see him get into lifting since it's a hobby of mine for the past two years. I told him he should be eating more and even offered to prep his meals. I'm 5'2 120lb girl and I know I eat more than him. He said he doesn't need to eat that much and he will be fine with just chicken salad for lunch and dinner. He won't listen to me so whatever...I'm going to stop preaching. I'm just bummed.,"Yeah honestly, It takes a few months to get into it." +"There were rumors of Google designed smartwatches earlier in the year but it has gone dark since. That is a very unhelpful statement, but it could be worth knowing for your search.",I'm holding out hope that a Google branded watch will be out early next year. +From Bernie Sanders Supporters donations!,Amazing they still think bernie is a 'political revolution'. +How Eagles rookie QB Carson Wentz won teammates' trust,*Sniff* That's my Quarterback! +"It's a nice enough tree without context, but with context it's downright beautiful. Congrats and Merry Christmas!",Thank you! +When a single question destroys your beliefs,I hate this form of argumentation where you have to effectively corner someone because they won't ever answer the question head on +Don't these wiz kids realize why we abandoned the gold standard?,"What, you don't like your money supply tied to something someone digs out of the ground?" +Now you're just trolling.,I'm pointing out that identifying as something that you were not born as... is obviously not proof of mental illness. +"CS:GO noob here. How does the item drop system work? I have a few questions about the CS:GO item drop system. 1: Is there a limit to the amount of items earned per week? If so, what is it? 2: How commonly are items (specifically skins) dropped 3: What is the likelihood of various rarities of skins being dropped?",It's simple just press 'G' +"What's on your 'holiday break queue'? Now that the holidays are just around the corner, that means time off from work for many of us to spend time with our family & friends, eat some good food, and maybe take a bite out of our backlog too. I, for one, am happy to almost be done with finals and start playing some more of the Zelda franchise before Breath of the Wild comes out (I've only beat OoT). Maybe even play the Witcher 3 DLCs (finished the game, started Blood & Wine but just barely). And you?",Pokemon Sun/Moon Maybe Luigis mansion +"Office job. 48 yr old woman, wasn't feeling great a few weeks after mcl reconstruction. Decided to go home, stood up, collapsed in a room of 10 people. Defibrillator was 10 ft away and in use within 30 seconds, ambulance was maybe 5 min behind. We were told it was a pulmonary embolism from a blood clot in her leg. That shit was real and it haunts every one of us to this day. That was 6 weeks ago, her name was Tracy, very nice. Her name plate is still on the wall.",:( +Finally convinced my girlfriend to let me upload these comics she's been drawing of us!,"now watch,as this relationship falls apart one month after another" +YOU DIED LIKE A BITCH,That's my favorite mod. +"Serious Question: Do people think that California's voting laws are good? You can register to vote, and vote, without any form of ID, without a Social Security Number, and without an address in that state. All you need to vote is a sample ballot from a county OR a recent utility bill. To me, that's as bad as being restrictive.","Well they benefit the liberals, so of course it's good..." +Magikarp has fled,Man I've never seen this before +And deservedly so. Don't pretend to be something you aren't,"C'mon, we're all operators at heart!" +"but...seriously (1993) - chronicles the unique role of the stand up comic as critic/commentator/lampooner of social and political events ranging from the early 1960s to the early 1990s. Featuring material from George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Jackie Mason, Lenny Bruce, and Bill Hicks amongst others.",Dane cook belongs on this list. +You do realize that sometimes the only way to stop horrible people from hurting others is to kill them right? The fact that Castro went WAY WAY out of his way to try and only kill those that he thought were truly the bad guys speaks a lot to his character.,"Yes, I'm sure those who disagreed with his revocation of basic human rights and failed economic policies were evil and deserved to die." +Clearly not done with autocomplete to short.,I think he was +"I've been using it for a while, but still cannot find an easy way to transfer my *meticulously* tagged notes from Evernote. Anyone know anyway to do this?","The article implies that there's no API yet, so no one is able to make an app or service to do that yet, and I haven't seen one directly from Google." +LF1M NF At Boss No mic,Wickedgriffon 377 titan +Something is missing... Now with the fix on the matchmaking I feel something is missing. I'm in a queue right now since 3 minutes and I dont know what to do. Before the patch I was re-inviting my friends over and over again and they were joining me over and over again. Now I dont know what to do... I hope they bring the Invite simulator back someday or maybe add some small Mini-games while in queue. Now that im finished writing I'm still in queue. It feels longer than ever before :(,"I've found if it's taking too long cancel it and try again, usually puts me in a lobby within a few seconds." +"Jacquizz after MNF After watching today's game any chance that jacquizz gets more touches and has some value, while also hurting Doug Martin? Rodgers looked really good breaking tackles and fighting for yards. I know he won't supplant Martin, but it seems like a performance where he proved he deserved to get in the game. Especially with Sims out for season. Any thought? Worth a stash even when Doug returns?","Given how Sim's going to IR seemed to come out of nowhere and probably says a lot about how tight lipped the coaching staff is, I am not getting rid of Jacquizz until I see Martin back on the field." +Anyone know where the Brendan Frasier crazye originated from?,Fans? +"I seriously doubt it. It isn't the kind of card you just throw 4 copies of in any deck. I'm not convinced its fast enough for modern, but even if I'm wrong about that, it isn't as if every blue deck suddenly picks up 4 copies. It would for sure be more expensive, but I seriously doubt it would be the problem card for the format.","It's not always a 4 of in legacy either, and modern is much bigger than legacy." diff --git a/chunk60.csv b/chunk60.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..6e8164f46d395c56351511217a41c67f3a0694c4 --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk60.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1667 @@ +Input,Output +"A theory made during SL's development that the SL location would basically be an adult centered location, where people could rent and watch animatronics for.....sexual needs. It lasted a day, but then Scott included child entertainment in the source code of ScottGames.",but what is child entrentainment is actually the child carrying out their....sexual needs on the animatronics while the adults watch? +Nintendo Dad confirmed NX's final name.,Nintendo Nutshack would be another great name. +The first ever criminal to respect a gun free zone,"If only it was also a knife free zone, this never would have happened!" +Found the metal (detector )^3,r/natureisfuckingmetaldetectors +"When the core of one's philosophy is at odds with reality, it's impossible to learn the lessons reality teaches. It must always be reality that is wrong; otherwise one would have to abandon one's core principles.",Reality has a liberal bias. +"Okay question, when do the refs officially blow a play dead for offsides and when do they let the play run?",generally not supposed to call it unless the runner is unabated to the QB +Are there guys into my body size?,"Yes of course, you just made the list!" +Every year on Christmas my sister's dog greets me with this cute/terrifying grin.,r/whatswrongwithmydog +"A Greek island, actually.",I'm American so the rest of the world doesn't matter +"It's important to keep in mind that we're all capable of such things, given the right circumstances. Everyone in our military is on board to do violence against our enemies or to protect our home, if America got the middle east treatment for 50 years... even some average citizens would be willing to suicide bomb their way back to freedom.",Everybody is a killer if you push them to the limits - J. Cole +"A week? Amateur. I've had the same jeans on for more than a month. All long as I don't sweat in them they're good to go. No funk to be had. I only wash them when a stain appears. I'm a clean eater so they're good to go. When I get home I usually change in to shorts or sweats, so my jeans are usually only on from 8am to 7pm any given day. My shorts and sweats get washed on a regular basis but jeans? Pfff, almost never. *Quick edit* my girlfriend has never commented on the jeans and she'll call me out on too much dog hair on my shirt and things like that.",But you didnt edit your post +Dutch?,"No, Chicago." +"170k km, made double the original output for 80% of its life... 2010 gen coupe 320whp/330tq. Factory is 16Xwhp",Time for a built motor then finding the next weak link in your chain! +And how do you get that evidence?,With a recount +"Considering the amount of empty space, I would assume they're wasting a huge amount of money on rent.. they should add an arcade or something in there. Maybe a bunch of computers for gaming. Sublet space for table top gamers. Lots of potential.",Wide aisles to keep awkward bumps and eye contact to a minimum! +"This shit is WAY above my pay grade. Get professional help. Life is worth living, even as a friendless FA.",No its not. +Ko-ko-raptor,Player 3 has entered the game +"It already is pretty bad. It's just happening slowly enough at this point that it is easy to ignore. Humans are not good at recognising patterns which take decades per data point. We already see that certain viruses spread by mosquitos have expanded their habitat to the north quite a bit, because the mosquitos no longer die in the winter. We have already seen sea level rising to the point that many Pacific islands are now a lost cause, they will be submerged. We already see an increase in frequency and severity of certain disastrous weather phenomena such as hurricanes, caused by the added energy to the atmosphere. And so on.","I know falls under and so on, but don't forget drastically shrinking mountain glaciers such as in the Rockies and Cascades that when gone will make summer droughts even worse from lack of runoff." +Aaron Rodgers is 30/39 over 300 passing yards 3 touchdowns and no interceptions. Purely amazing.,Aaron Rodgers has CLEARLY lost a step and he is the source of all the Packers problems +"Hasn't been great, but no worse than any other game. And the idea that the refs get together to make the Pack win or the Eagles lose is insane.",Well to be fair it's obviously true since the Packers are killing it this year. +"That's awful, it shouldn't have been allowed at all, they need metal detectors at school gates, and plastic detectors, and check for liquids. one minute? Someone probably still got hurt, awful response time, should've been PREVENTED.",Not sure if you're serious or joking.. Can't tell which direction to vote on your comment.. +What are some LPT for the SPM exam?,"Get enough sleep, it's one thing to remember and being able to derive answers - you can get that with studying, it's another to deal with anxiety, unexpected situations, etc." +"Did anyone else thought that Westbrook and Durant will be on the same team, in the All Star game?",They probably block each other's shots +edgy,RP fans r savage +why would they have cock shaped pillows that doesnt make any sense.,because men with emotions are fucking queers +I like the part where his username says Ghana and you ask him about a Nigerian...,Everyone knows those African countries are all the same... +"Carrot Top, how are you so funny?","ACTUALLY it's Firecracker you shitlord, get it right." +Yeah. A good company always makes the stated maximum specs it can take lower than the actual max,True... pretty much every car I have driven has a higher maximum speed than stated. +I have four monitors in a square. The center line of the top two is about three inches above my head and it's annoying to look up. I can't imagine how horrible it would be to have that guy's setup.,"honestly yours sounds worse, you bend your neck in all directions to see shit" +Terrorist logic,Stereotypes werent choosen at random. +"Totally irrelevant, but I love your username",I love YOU! +What is the most difficult boss battle you have ever faced in a game?,Alduin the world eater. +Radeon HD 2600 - with added flames!,We all know adding flames makes the card faster so more fps. +New 1007 6t1 mirror chest in Standard! Pain Shell!,The cold res is kinda low you should divine it a few more times. +"What other countries can i get the Tour de France vibe / topography scenery? Im 18 y/o and will be travelling the world soon and im thinking of doing a tour very soon with main aim to cycle in different countries. Im from UK and its quite shit, i rephrase it's cancerous for road cycling especially if you want to do some decent long hours training in terms of roads and scenery such as mountains or sunny coastal Mediterranean beaches. I have france, californa, l one other spot in America (help with this one, thinking of Velo Beach for the smooth flat roads), majorca, and south Africa, adelaide on my list as mandatory and looking for others. NZ is ruled out of my list due to my previous post","Slovenia, Belgium, Sicilia, Corsica... I guess the list might be endless... Also, definitely Quatar..." +He was so bad they called him GameOver,oh wow never knew that. +I have to ask... But why can't all the other car companies do this?,"It would be good for business, can't have that." +Shower Thought: I'd be just as willing to examine mormonism using only TSCC-approved sources as I'd be to examine North Korea using only North Korea-approved sources.,But you wouldn't go to a Ford dealership to buy a Chevy! +I only wish congress could act this fast on any other topic. Like passing a budget.,"Or approving a supreme court nominee.... Nah, there's no money in that..." +serious question...i thought obamacare was supposed to fix issues like these? what went wrong?,Congress... +Settlers are merely living. The U.N. are an impediment to living. They want Jews to stop living in the only capital that Jews have known.,What about Palestinians that are slowly becoming second class citizens in their own country? +They're over $1000 up here in Canada,Rx 480 is also $300 in Canada with also the reference models going up to $600 +... this game?,Yea tf and OP didn't even put the game in the title! +"Commercials during on-demand viewing of The Walking Dead. ... which I was only watching after both the recording and live broadcast were glitching the entire show. Fuck you, Comcast - do you not fucking get it?","Plot twist: Comcast isn't responsible for the ads, AMC is." +"Also, no mention of Carr? Is there a cutoff for young? Why are we comparing rookies to players who've been in the league a whole year?",If they include Carr they gotta include Bortles +Just don't be an asshole.,A lot of people need specifics because they don't have good role models. +But you are allowed to mod a hammershot without the use of a lipo!,"This is false sir, a true modder is required to use a LiPo in everything." +That's racist against Americans.,American is not a race +When you brought merch and now you can't afford to see Frank live,"Hold tight a minute bud, I doubt lovebox will sellout before the new year and you might have more money by then" +"Wait wait wait wait wait, are they gonna add squealching in clash royale? I quit that game because of lack of squelching and the fact that every enemy seemed to make it their mission to try to tilt me with emotes.",I guess we evoked enough strong emotions. +"It sure is quiet around here. Game day predictions anyone? I think we have a better team than them right now with Cam out, but the Buc Fucker could strike again. I think we'll barely win.",Lol... The best part of all of this is our sub and your sub are more likely to argue over who's own team is going to lose first. +Knights of the old republic had a great card game. Forgot the name though,Pazaak! +Someone rang,Don't worry Dear Every have to die and i also don't that i can write this complete msg so don't be fear just prepare your self for the haven if you believe in. +Bob Bradley: Swansea boss says they need to replace Ashley Williams and Andre Ayew,Jozy Altidore & Matt Besler incoming! +Upset about the trade? What was the trade?,I would assume a couple of mediocre players for a very good but injured players ready for next season. +"How do you not lose your boner when you have to put your condom on? I don't understand. I find it so difficult to maintain a boner when I need to look for a condom pack, open the pack, pull the condom out, check if it's the right way around etc. I just lose the feeling when I need to do this. I like blowjobs and handjobs a lot more. They are just easy to jump into when ever I feel like it, but I just can't have regular PIV sex because of this. When I'm processing with the condom, I feel like I need to be fast or my girlfriend will get bored. I've tried condoms at home, and I can get them on and stay hard with them. Usually i need to fap a little bit, then slide it on, then fap with the condom a little so I get fully hard again. I feel like this takes some time, and she will get bored during this time and turned off, and this gives me pressure, which also affects the hardness. How do you guys do it? She will start some pregnancy prevention pills in 3 months, so I think that will make things easier.","Just get married, then you won't need a condom because you aren't having sex!" +Another one bites the dust.,F +He was high in Nebraska for a while IIRC.,Weed is legal in Oregon so he could be high all the time if he wanted to. +"Doesn't sound like it. I listened to it a lot because that's how I originally heard it, and I always noticed people writing it down as 'cross attack', but you can hear him pronounce 'the'. Plus, 'cross the tack' has an obscure nautical feel to it which fits better with the style of comedy, which has an almost improvisational tone to it.",In think the the is just part of him stumbling over himself while saying cross attack'. +Rust Youtuber Frost - Using aimbot,fucking hacker omg garry ban pls +Whats the most you have smoked in one weekend?,I'll let you know Monday. +Which flag is used?,Costa Rica +Pretty sure I just broke a rib bouncing the bar on the last rep. Fml,"ouch, that's what you get for cheating!" +Let me just put it on Facebook. Nobody ever looks there,I can't name one person using facebook +"It's here. The moment people have been dreading for decades. Pure unadulterated FASCISM has arrived in America. And it's not being carried by a fringe party. It's being carried by the President-elect. Terrifying. The President-elect is calling for **loss of citizenship and imprisonment** for peacefully dissenting people using constitutionally-guaranteed free speech. What other forms of peaceful free speech will President-elect Hitler think justify loss of citizenship? I don't want to know. Without hyperbole, America is on the road to full and unadulterated fascism.","Sure, but fascism will really shake up Washington DC!" +I just had a cardboard cringe.,"Good, never play magic pls :D" +It is literally makeup. SFX are still makeup.,"No, it's not foundation so it's not makeup." +"There is definitely evidence for his assessment. There's a wonderful book, Legacy of Ashes by Timothy Weiner, which is on the history of the CIA. All his sources are on record and he is a respected journalist. Essentially when the Soviet Union invaded the Middle East, America armed the rebels and they were Islamic extremists who became the foundation of Al-Qaeda once the Soviets were gone. So yes, we did unknowingly arm and train the people who became Al-Qaeda, including Osama Bin-Laden.",Sounds like Russian propaganda to me. +"We're all socialists at the end of the day. As long as we're all against capitalism, that's all that matters. We can sort out all the other stuff after the revolution.",Tell that to Kronstadt. +6.5,7.8/10 too much water. +"Trump used $258,000 from his charity to settle legal problems",lol no one cares.. +Vernon Hyena Hagreaves.,Was just typing this. +"I got a girl I like for Secret Santa! We Planned a Secret Santa between my friend group, and Some how I got a girl that I like for Secret Santa, Fully expecting and slightly hoping not to. But now that I have her. I don't know what to get. I was planning to do an inside joke gift like Jim and Pam in the Office... Help Thank you in Advance",A ring! +Lakers attendance the season before last was pretty damn good and Kobe only played 35 games. We won 150% more games and went 21-61 though.,Sure but an expansion team is unlikely to have a customer base built up with decades of success so...probably won't do quite that well. +"I am blown away by Dak Prescott. 4th-round rookie QB on pace for: 4124 yds, 26 TDs, 3 INTs, 108 QB Rating, plus 8 rushing TDs.",Nah it's all his line and supporting cast... +THE NEW YORK METS HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED FROM POSTSEASON CONTENTION Fade 'em.,i f uckin quit +OMG: PIZZAGATE JUST GOT EVEN DARKER THAN ''EYES WIDE SHUT' Luckily Top minds can easily spot the real fake news,Roberta's sounds like the most fuckin' METAL pizza-place ever. +If Berserk was the 2016 Elections,"All I'm saying is that I could offer up my loyal soldiers and closest friends as sacrifices for a demonic blood-orgy, and people would still vote for me." +Why?,Biology... +"Nope, he really did it. He was a seer and he saw the war coming, so he ordered an army for the Republic without the authorization of the rest of the Council. The Sith just took control of the project secretly.","ohhhh, was this revealed in the movie itself or some other form of star wars media?" +"Lots of fud little facts. Intel ME requires it to be activated at boot on the BIOS, its not some hidden system checking in with INTEL. This is not unlike Lights out management that is standard in every enterprise server. I have read of some fringe case exploits but before they start hacking your bitcoins, you would have full control of most enterprise servers. Its a management tool to simplify administration of PCs in enterprise environment. Intel ME does not introduce any other risk to your PC that isn't already there If someone has physical access to your PC and you did not handle proper security, encryption of drive, not storing unencrypted keys, or your passwords, then you should be ok.",I'm sure there's no 3 letter agencies that have backdoor access to the ME +"Reading Vonnegut is like listening to a very intelligent, very opinionated, but very, very intoxicated philosopher. He's basically offering up his opinions about government, society, religion, politics, relationships, friendships, death and life. He's telling you not only his opinion, but he's weaving it into a story that explains why he feels that way. It's super hard to follow because he's so drunk he forgets what story he was telling and he starts going on tangents and telling completely different stories. I love Vonnegut.",You've convinced me that I'd love to sit down and get drunk with Vonnegut. +Roger Goodell owes Tom Brady an apology,"Yeah, I'll get right on holding my breath waiting for that to happen." +"Like previously stated, most teams aren't lucky enough to have a 6'3 slot receiver. As if that isn't bad enough they also have an extremely fast wideout in cooks and a very capable wide receiver 3 in Snead. These guys also have an average at best QB in Brees throwing to them (sarcasm, chill the fuck out). I'd say this situation is a little bit different.",BREES IS WAY ABOVE AVERAGE +Rust hasn't been released,"Haha, thats rights sorry, I mean its early access release" +no overworld music just ruins it,I'm still holding out for a boom box rune +Yea I can if you still need it,Online now +Khepris ult does not counter Ao Kuang,When cast it cleanses cc so if you use it as kuang grabs someone they will get out of it +3.22 Console Patch Notes are 3.22 PC Patch Notes,You expect me to believe that the patches are the same on console as PC? +India unveils the world's largest solar power plant.,Obviously India is just using solar power to create more oil! +There's no such thing as a fat burning food,Idk I hear nightshade is a great way to burn fat. +"I just finished ATLA for the first time, so I made this thing to help me deal with the withdrawal.",Why do episodes about character development get lower ratings lol +Paul Krugman Loses It: Hints At Trump 9/11-Style Attack False Flag,I don't get why people listen to (((Paul Krugman))). +"So, by and large ignore female perspectives? Right, got it.","love stories with the guy next door will not bring you anywhere, pal." +I'm straight so... Idk. I guess she's cute? But I prefer penis,Wyd? +Do Australians love Napoleon Dynamite as much as we do?,Heck yes! +India's Economy Surpasses That Of Great Britain,Is that per capita? +"This just in: Trump says stupid, off-the-cuff things on his Twitter. Hopefully, they'll wrestle this away from him once he's in office.",but it's okay to give him the nuclear codes of course. +Which is why it's so awesome that under this policy we would still have the option of wearing a helmet.,But I would wear a helmet so let's force everyone to. +Student/ hackaton hackers perception,It's spelled hackathon +"Climate change. Even if Florida was underwater and you had to use a canoe just to get anywhere, these people will probably still deny climate change and just say some random shit like oh, it just rained a lot recently. No big deal.","No clearly god is pissed at the gays, *duh*" +inger my cells,That was excellent. +"Wasn't there something earlier this year about TOR users specifically being targeted? Either that or something about TOR being compromised completely, I can't quite remember.",TOR will most likely earn you a visit from the FBI. +"Vegetables, rice and fucking clam sauce. It was listed as vegetarian and dairy-free on the menu ughhh.",Clams are basically rocks right? +"No way dude! I don't have a grand to throw at cigars, as much as I would love to lol.",but ~~new~~ confirmed job! +"More clipper complaints. I refuse to change my build, or my strategy, I deserve to win, I wan't the devs to create a convergence system instead of working on important shit because mahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh",Well your summary of a long standing problem in the weapons system that people have been pointing out since before gamma is certainly nuanced and intelligent. +"Well, it is Diablo's 20th anniversary, and they have cardbacks from overwatch & starcraft. I don't see anything more than that. The logo change also isn't necessarily a confirmation of the departure from wow because Morgl isn't a hero of warcraft. Remember, Hearthstone lore is the fact that Hearthstone is a game that is played in Azeroth's taverns. I don't see them going outside wacraft universe for many of the lore aspects. Maybe a one-off joke on card flavor text or something.",The Wanderer reference for the Tavern Brawl is what has me thinking that they are crossing over. +They're just cars mate.,This feels like an ad. +"That's actually pretty interesting given how good Tsonga, Gasquet and Monfils have been over the past 5 to 10 years. I guess Monfils ups have always been on Gasquet downs and vice versa.","Not to mention Simon too, really surprising!" +The sad truth.,yes because now you have no adventures because theres no perks +"PhD Economist Thomas Sowell explains that if you take women with the same number of years of experience with the same continuous service, etc. you will find that in many cases women are making more to a feminist",Can't believe he just mansplained like that +The tingling in your balls when seeing your 90kilo projectile be launched over 300 meters with the help of a counterweight,"Siege on, young Trebber!" +"You guys just went up for the second time this season after a loss, who the hell really knows what the committee is going to do?",So what you're saying is PSU needs that quality loss this weekend to sneak up into the number 4 spot? +3:00 AM,Oh boy 3 am! +Bucks at it again with the Bandwagon Cam,It's still hilarious even though it's against us this time. +Shit. I have to wake someone up. Almost forgot.,Summer has come and passed +Trump meeting with Goldman Sachs president,Drain the swamp! +Anyone remember this gem? (PC Gamer 1993),I forgot that rocket league was older than me! +Trump says he'll sue sexual misconduct accusers,Proving what a great president he would be. +"Yeah, to each his own. I know I sure like it on her though. In fact I'm the reason she did it.",Classic patriarchy! +Only Earthquake builds.,Meanwhile voltaxic stormcall cries in corner +send him some poop jk but it'd be tempting,"yeah, my solution is to send just a t shirt or something and then make an equal amount donation to some liberal organization :)" +That's a great point. My bad for reacting to a statement made by a social media application and not by a real person who will be sworn into office in 52 days.,"Fuck, I bet you feel stupid" +"It's hard for me to have an opinion, as I first found out about him when you asked. He does look fascinating, though. He's definitely going on my reading list.","He's quite lauded, but I actually detest his writing and was looking for validation of my viewpoint." +"Fair enough, I think I must have misunderstood your first reply somewhat, my bad. I think we're in agreement the defense is decent/average. It's just not currently able to buoy the team through bad offensive games or streaks.",I'm happy you guys resolved your differences +How Many People Just Voted Themselves Out of Health Care?,"Ah yes, Trump's gonna ban all medicine and make it illegal to be a doctor" +Shapeshift's bitcoin transaction fee is 44 cents. . . the price of a meal in lots of the developing world Sad news. I just was checking shape shift's transaction fees for different currencies. Shapeshift's bitcoin transaction fee is 44 cents or 0.0006 BTC. Not what you want to be paying for a quick change into a crypto currency and back again of 5 to 10 dollars.,"People in developing countries need to be able to run a node, not actually use it!" +My Mov Benn contest entry: Controversial/Trouble Makers team build,No Kadri? +"Humans are assholes to their own species, they will never become a multyplantery species without serious overhaul of their mindsets.",And what are you that you can generalize humans in the third person like that? +"Someone has apparently watched Elysium. Its literally a prophecy, about the new feudalism that will ensue after the middle-class has evaporated.","If Elysium is literally a prophecy, should the same potentially prophetic lens be applied to all other films by the same writer(s) or were their powers of prophecy conveniently only a one-time thing?" +"Forget about the Sahara desert, there are quaint little towns in the Midwest offering free land. Zero takers.","And if I somehow took it all, would that mean we were ready/willing/able/whatever to go to Mars, you know, by force of your analogy?" +"Uh, duh. I love how people and media sit around fantasizing about advanced alien life, completely ignoring the fact that WE are already ushering in the pieces required to go post biological. If we immediately think to pursue AI, robotics and consciousness uploads, it's pretty obvious every other advanced civilization would as well. Biological entities breaking the FTL barrier seems like a pretty stupid hypothesis to me.",I wasn't aware that our behavior set the mold for every other advanced civilization +"Tone nerf, awesome",Yeah let's just slide by the real problem that the other titans are fairly bland if not outright shitty. +"Religious composition in Germany, 2015",Something Something western propaganda something Germanystan now +What is your preferred minimum frame rate while gaming? I need data for a project! Hit me with your data points!!!!,45 +My dad likes to get up to hijinks when left alone,"So he knew he would be in this situation, so he pre made this sign?" +"Never forget how leftist Reddit is. Even in a thread about guns, people will still downvote you if you dare speak Ill of a Democrat, much less one plagued with scandals .","but remember, there were no scandals during his tenure" +"People at the beach should also be totally cool with getting stared at, then. I mean, they exposed themselves obviously for the reason of getting looked at and definitely not for any reason related to fashion or location. Not allowed to be uncomfortable with being stared at.","People shouldn't be able to criticize what I say online because it's a public forum and freedom of speech, regardless of how inappropriate or tasteless my opinions." +They do,waiting for the +Um !!!!,Several! +"Ahh -- sorry, I'm in a few conversations about the expansions I have. Yep I still have 6 expansions to sell or trade. I have Sunstalker, Dragon King, Tree, Slenderman, Gorm, and Lion God.",What would you be willing to trade for a vive? +All those that are opposing this move are terrorists. Our soldiers are dying for god's sake,You forgot +Starfarer PTU question don't upvote Has anyone tried fitting smaller ships like m50 and the snubs inside the back hatch and had it work successfully?,"The Merlin fits but the trick is to moved it in while landed so the wings are folded up, the bad news is when you qt if the Merlin moves or someone enters it you both explode." +Can instagram photos be used as evidence in court cases ? More specifically in tribunal cases (PRTB) ?,"depends, which filter did you use?" +"Well, the horse probably is to blame cause of it's bare shoulders...",It should have been wearing a more modest saddle. +We're going to need more cheese.,Go to the moon. +"Standing Rock protester shot in the Face with tear gass canister, may go blind.",Shouldn't have wanted clean drinking water +Trump Picks Fast-Food CEO to be Labor Secretary,But fast food CEOs are world famous for being champions of labour rights! +Yesterday the Houston Police raided a Christmas food and clothing giveaway to the homeless and forced them to throw away their gifts in a city dump truck.,"Gotta make homeless unbearable, so that people work harder to boost corporate profits!" +"It's kind of funny, I consider myself a MRA and think financial abortions are fucking stupid.","Then don't get one, no one is forcing you to use your options." +Lemon Zest Rocky Road Bark,They could at least have assembled the ingredients! +I dropped out if science at uni because I felt the future of it was dying in Australia and I didn't feel there were any real prospects.,You could always break bad and cook meth for one of our many outlaw motorcycle groups. +"No problem! I'm really hoping they get to the 300 series rework sooner than later, myself.","Yeah, they were spectacular in 2013 but they've started to show their age compared to the stunning ships from the past year or so." +"What do you mean by your first? If it was near Windhelm, and you've gone through the DB questline, it can't possibly be the first dragon you kill.",the first dragon I kill near windhelm! +"Berlin police identify U Bahn attacker, Suspect has allegedly fled to his home country of Bulgaria",This is so funny keeping in mind some of the comments on the other thread. +It's important to practice proper ladder safety.,I think she's just trying to show her ass off +German Cities Deemed Safest Bets in Europe in 2017,But muslems rape and end of yuorpean civilization wake up11! +"Granted you have more ballots, but why does it take weeks?",It's Obamacare's fault +The media has a fork in the road today. Go down with the ship Or use her pantsuits as rope and build a life raft to Trump island.,Brilliant! +She lost the blue collar working vote for the democrats. She was working with a surplus of 2 million votes and still couldn't put together an electoral win. She lost to a TV character. Hillary Clinton is the worst candidate in a long time.,Yeah but noticing reality is a really fringe belief. +Hopefully the FTC will have a spine and block it.,"Yeah, because those generous campaign and SuperPAC contributions to Clinton weren't made with some expectation of their interests being pursued." +Kevin Owens on the winner of the main event,Fucking mark! +I **_am_** 'unAmerican' and 'Anti-American.',"What are you, some kind of filthy anarchist?" +GUILTY GEAR Xrd -REVELATOR- on Steam,We did it boys. +"Lots of threads about this place, but I'm convinced it was doomed from the start. The funny thing is that i think it would have been able to be successful had it been built closer to the I-75 cooridor just north of 275. The growth and development of that area over the past 30 years probably could have been able to support it. Anyway, it was pretty sweet when it opened...especially for a kid.","So, Tri-county mall?" +"First 10 minutes of the game: I was pushing a car. Then I found a mechanic for my car; naturally, this was a big breasted woman in booty shorts and a bikini. Then I hunted Scorpions in the desert wearing a suit. Because I am a Prince and have a sense of decency, I took my jacket off while I did this. This is a Final Fantasy game? It's not terrible but i waited 10 years for this? If the future iterations of the game are like this, probably count me out.",Which of the other games have you played through in the past? +Ah thank you for this trip down nostalgia lane! I haven't seen the inside of a sidewinder in over a year... I still miss that little bugger and all the charm it had. So many botched landings and such excitement at adding equipment for the first time. I like the looks (As a pilot) too.,The interior is also sooo detailed +Woman calls police because another woman owes her $20 for crack. Goes like you'd expect. Hilarious turn of events at the end,fake +250 lbs. gone forever...,Could be your grandma +Not to be confound with what American voters really hate : pay-to-save-AIDS-victims-to-play. That one is actually scandalous.,look if poor people didnt want aids they shouldnt have caught it +"Why? You install it for faster loading speeds, but it needs the disc to verify you own it","Because then I have to get up and walk over to the console, which is the worst part of my day." +Don't forget to do your part Pedes!!,Occupy democrats is a prime example of fake news. +R.I.P. Dick Cisco 11/28 to 12/1/16,RIP Dick Cisco...welcome Dick in the Timeline Cisco? +"The role as it stands seems written specifically for Ebonhorn. That is why I was curious if it was totally different when Wrathion was there or if they just shoehorned Wrathion into a role he wasnt meant to be in and realized it was bad. Regardless, I want more Ebonhorn.","My guess is that they originally wanted it to be Wrathion, but as they wrote the character, they couldn't get it to make sense, so as the character progressed, it was decided to make a new pure black dragon and just go with the story they were developing." +Seat rights get in the way of that.,They can sit on each others laps. +Trump victory tour: 'Thank you' or 'ego' trip?,"He's just keeping up with the Hitler stereotype, nothing to see here move along." +This picture is so old that road is probably a mall now.,This picture is so old that person underneath has probably been rescued now. +"If you could erase one series (books, movies, tv) from your mind and experience it again for the first time, which would it be?",Band of Brothers and The Pacific +They should.,"Yeah, fuck the YMCA!" +"On His Way Out the Door, Obama Suggests Marijuana Should Be Legal",Nice of Obama to show leadership on the topic like usual. +"Funny thing is it's totally optional, really meant for the late game.","Wait, the Hydra was meant for late game?" +holy shit @ IV being released eight years ago,No game since GTA IV has blown me away whit graphics ever since... It looked SO REAL when i played it first time on a ps3... +OnePlus 3T EIS (electronic image stabilization) low light 1080p 60fps,"Oh nice, you spotted an UFO." +Andrew Shaw goes absolutely ballistic in the penalty box after a late call.,"Y'know, I just can't seem to make out what he was yelling to that ref." +Hipsters vs. Provincie,Zijn er nog jonge mensen buiten de Randstand of is iedereen 50+? +"*A man worries that a woman will start sucking someone's else dick, but what she is afraid of is protein overdose*","A man worries that a woman won't suck his dick, but turns out she sucked 37 dicks in a row." +What becomes more fucked up the longer you think about it?,Where my fingerprint starts.. +Any sources on this?,"The guy that said Miki is start, seems pretty reliable." +Who is Elon Musk?,The poop guy who has a passion for buses +Its not considered a human til (x) amount of weeks. So you're not murdering. Absurd argument.,There's a third person in the room before you have the chance to light a cigarette +Why would I edit it? If I was worried about it I wouldn't have posted it.,Who knows spez might have seen it. +Is 'assistant' slang for cum bucket?,"Look, you just can't put 'only hooker actually willing to let me bone her regularly' down on the company expense report, you've got to have some finesse about it." +Poverty is a symptom of rampant unregulated capitalism. No one volunteers or is forced at gunpoint to be poor.,"TIL there is no poverty in Venezuela, Cuba, North Korea, Or China" +"I mean, I still plan on doing a Coptomans run as my first thing. I just don't find vanilla Ottomans to be very exciting, so there's less incentive to see the new events for them.","Well with the new Ottoman events, government type, the updated missions, I would give them another try." +Let's rephrase this question. Is it possible to be an anti-hierarchist while still supporting social and politcal hierarchy?,Does anarchist = anti-hierarchist? +"Seriously Reddit fuck off. I need a friendly place to type my stupid shit, and all I get is grammar nazis and negativity... fuckin A!",That's what you get for suggesting we ruin the punchline! +"It's ok, you can still use your other account and make it look like you meant this for real.",But I'm 100% going to voat this time. +BIG ol woofer sits by lake,this woofer is TO BIG wow +This implys most smokers are democrats.. its more common than alcohol in quite a few demographics,I've been smoking pot illegally for some time now and I will happily keep doing it to make America great again. +"Another man in her life and sons life So the mother of my child and I have been separated for 3years going on 4. I must say, the years have been very rough for me. Just now I think I'm getting over her(I think) she's dated after me but never introduced a man to my son, until now. She says she's known him for a year but they just recently started dating. When I heard about him I was upset and hurt. Just now, my son told me he slept over, on the same bed as his mommy and my son on his bed(same room as mom) what I want to know, is how does a father deal with that? I'm very afraid now because it seems like its serious and I'm afraid he would want to move them in somewhere else. I'm a single father and my life is pretty hectic(mentally) all I really have is my son. I want to know if any father ever deal with this type of thing and how did they feel? What was the outcome? And how did you handle it? Please let me know, thanks guys!",There's no nice way to put it but your son needs you to be more confident in yourself and man up. +"Survival fixed. Now HG should focus on the other 3 pillars I wish HG would release a major update for each of the other pillars of the game: an Exploration Update, a Trading Update and finally the Fighting Update. When all of those are done they can start working on the Multiplayer DLC.",VR before Multiplayer. +"I play maybe 50 games a month and maybe 10 of those are actually on ladder with a real deck. Yes, I probably would lose to legend players because they've done whatever matchup we're playing 100 times. But I don't think it's unreasonable to say I could eventually get to legend without constant ladder resets.",yeah i think it is. +services,exchange +"It uses 12 hour time. It's 19h here now and the hand is pointed at 14. Which is 7pm, which is 19h. There is no option for 24 hour rotation.. I guess the guy just forgot.","Strange, it works fine on my GWR" +"SK win impossible, crucial round","Wow, that's never happened before!" +"It's not really any different from using really, actually, legitimately, truly, etc for hyperbole. Words that express the truthfulness of something are usually the ones that get brought in to exaggerate something.",It's pronounced legitly +Dafuq ...,Finally my search has ended +Is the Pope Catholic?,Does Clinton hate Catholics? +Can anyone explain to me why you French are allowing this to happen in Paris?,it's clean now +(Shitpost) but does anyone know if Carr was taking snaps under center? This is my number one concern right now. Don't get me wrong Carr is great out of the gun but the Raiders run A LOT more under center this year and it's clear the offense is striving because of this.,Not today. +Best CB trio for under 600k?,Who are your safeties/possible MLB chems? +"Would you rather: a) Have explosive diarrhea whenever someone of the opposite sex says your name, or b) Not be able to tell the difference between a car and a chocolate bar?",Would you download chocolate? +You're self projecting and you don't understand how DMM works.,"Yeah man, I'm not rank 18 overall on W45 or anything, I've essentially never played the game." +Proof of XP11's New Terrain DATA! and its Amazing!,X-Plane have done a terrific job! +"Dude Mcsorely took 2nd it's not like they left him off the board. Talent wise JT is better, Trace had the numbers but also had much better weapons and a better coordinator. Gesicki should have probably been second. Jake butt is a great blocker, and Gesicki really lacks in that department. Arguments can be made but it's not a big enough to deal to upset over.",#FIRST ^^OR ^^^^Nothing +They were just mourning.,Rightfully so because we are so fuuuuucked +You're missing the sesame seeds in the bun. (This is a joke),I love when jokes tell me they are jokes... +"That guy, always finding ways to not defend his belt",He is scared of Aldo so he is taking an easy boxing match against Mayweather +You're *a* idiot,Salt McGee? +I'd wear a UO Reverse Weave hoodie with some H&M zipper joggers. Top it off with some grail stan smiths and a NASA patch bomber. I know its a bit on the expensive side but it stands out.,Dropped my +Judging by your username I'm calling bullshit.,The war of northern aggression was fought over states rights +That they gave up whatever it was they were trying to accomplish. Of course they weren't killed that's ridiculous.,Only Clinton kills people! +"If video games have taught me anything, it's that there will big demand for bottlecaps in the future. That's where you should invest.",I knew my glass botle soda habit would pay off. +"Thanks for the support, guys....","Bro, you just missed and you're bad" +Green space is overrated right? The demands of urban sprawl. I bet some of those farmers that sold in the 80s waited a few more years.,Found the person who flunks the test! +"He actually was. He was out on bail, and committed a crime in Vegas (being involved in a fight), he'd have most likely been sent back to prison.","Well shit, that changes things!" +"My parents always smoked in the car with me and my siblings. I have fond memories of road trips in the winter, falling asleep in the back of the car, hearing a lighter and smelling the cigarette. Then, at 100km/h, the windows roll down and ice cold air batters my face as ashes spray about the cab.",Yeah or them not liking the noise from outside so windows are shut and you slowly start fainting or feeling nauseous. +"There is no technical medical heartbreak diagnosis, this is true. But after a certain point, I believe people just literally give up their will to live because of heartbreak, speeding up their deaths. Look at all the elderly couples who die within months of their spouse. A woman's husband dies, and she dies shortly after, etc..",The reason why elderly couples die within months of their spouse dying could also be because they were both already old? +"Better free agents signing with us next offseason? With the way Luke has turned this team around, I can imagine much higher quality free agents signing with us next season. The fact that our young core is the only team in the league with a 0.500 record and has no all star player is a clear indicator that Luke's system is probably as good as it gets. If we got Mozgov, Deng, and Calderon with our 17 win finish, just imagine the talent we will attract next season...IN LUKE WE TRUST Btw, any idea which FAs are well-known for next season?",Patty Mills would be a sweet backup PG . +"LSD for Depression Hey guys, i've heard that acid is being looked into for treating depression. Personally, i've been dropping 250ug once a week for the last 2 months and have seen a definite improvement on my depression. What do you guys think about this? Have any of you guys noticed something like this?","once a week is pretty often, i don't know if that affects how much it helps with your depression though, if your not getting the full experience." +"No one in our house wears make up. My husband is a good looking guy. Big, rugged, lumberjack of a man.","Same in my house except I'm the big, rugged lumberjack of a woman and he's the same height as me but way less rugged and less lumberjack." +"I'm fairly new to the world of Star Wars. Hey everyone, not sure if I'm in the right place but I'm fairly new to the Star Wars universe. I'd like some books recommendations if possible. There's so many I'm not sure what's cannon and what isn't. Anything would help. I appreciate it.","Basically most anything that isn't a movie or The Clone Wars TV series that was released before April 25, 2014 isn't canon, but most everything after is canon." +"Some BEC... This is totally therapeutic. Thank you guys! I have a few times over the past 7 years where IBS made me feel less than welcome in the family, but she can't figure out why I would ever feel that way!! -Called me a gold digger and said I must being looking for someone to take care of me because I supported my DH, then BF, in his choice to join the Army. We were 20F and 19m at the time. I have been the only one during our relationship to hold a full time job as DH has been in school forever so not sure how I'm a gold digger lol. I also joined the army at 17 but that couldn't possibly be the reason I supported him. That and love right? -At DH grandfather's funeral, we were engaged, I was in the obituary, and IBS told me I had to sit down and wasn't to stand in the receiving line as I wasn't family...Friends of GFIL thought SIL was DH's fiance and when he corrected them, they asked why I was rude and sitting.... -SIL is an alcoholic and drug addiction but the GC. She dates complete losers but those loser have always gotten more respect than I ever have. One flavor of the month was in jail longer than they were together with him out and IBS made sure to host a special Christmas for him complete with a ton of gifts. They broke up a week later. Another gem told everyone at GFIL's funeral that he bought SIL a pre engagement ring, was allowed in the receiving line, they broke up 3 days later..... -I was placed on a few meds that messed with my hormones and I broke out really badly and gained about 20LBS. That became Christmas dinner focus talk about how to lose weight and how to treat my acne so I can look better. I've never been overweight but I'm small framed so the 20LBS was noticeable, not what you should comment on it when she's been bigger and never works out and eats like shit. -Told me about a hundred times I better not get pregnant because she's not old enough to be a grandma. She's in her late 50's. -When DH and I bought our house at 21m and 22f, she would tell DH when I wasn't around that he didn't have to do it and could stay home and she's support him and he didn't need me to force him into something he wasn't ready for. SIL was 25 and still living at home at the time so it's not normal in their family to be independent. BTW DH suggested we buy our house so we weren't wasting money on rent, not me. I'll stop there as this has gotten very long already.","Yep, can't see any reason why you wouldn't like her." +"Well, he's trying to invalidate the argument of older members that being short isn't death when or comes to dating, well because they're old and times habe changed. But ypu're 21, doing the same soo he can't pull that anymore",get a room you two +Hibike! Euphonium on the cover of Febri Vol.39,Wow they look like such great FRIENDS +"Box of Badassery with dice, a fake gun, and a kunai",Is that an emergency joint? +"Germans of Reddit, what are nine nein nein's tourist should know while visiting your country?","Don't get raped by dirty Syrians, they'll get away with it on a technicality" +First crewed Munar landing. I think I cut the fuel budget a little tight.,I usually go the other way: end up trying to balance on an engine because there's still half a tank in the stage below the landing legs. +Christmas sale ++ Amazing GIVEAWAY!!!,"Get drunk with my family, eat loads of food, fall to sleep early and then repeat on boxing day" +and 90% of the games that were released are pure garbage.,as long as those games drop cards they're fine +The dude must be mental.,"just saw him trying to sell them for a key to someone again, kinda feel bad for him" +"For online shopping inquiries, discussions, and questions - so that we don't flood r/Philippines with it.",yan na nga lang ang buffer sa constant Duterte spam dito eh +"This looks like its in Pakistan. If so, then it's probably real. This is pretty normal there. Visited Pakistan a few times (Family) this happens pretty often normally near banks and schools.","If that was Venezuela, he would've shot the guy anyway AFTER stealing the phone." +A friend just posted this on facebook..,REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FEEEEEEEEEEEEEMALES +Fair to put children who have no rights to be here over the needs of children who were born here?,"Yeah, those children should buy plane tickets back to where they came from!" +"How sure are you about the events? Also if I think raping someone is bad, even if someone pleaded to get raped, I would never do that.",How can someone plead to get raped? +"Yes, but life is also filled with little pitfalls outside your control. You can be bummed out if a subsidized apartment building is built on the empty lot near your subdivision, It is just self centered to try to stop it. Now if the developer is trying to get the lot rezoned to allow the subsidized apartment building, you are completely justified in attending the council meeting and voicing your concerns. The rest of the community is also justified in calling you snobby and elitist. I completely understand that something like that can affect your property value. There are thousands of things outside your control that can affect housing values. The only way to be mostly safe from that is to research the zoning rules in your city and only buy in fully developed areas with very restrictive rules. It is incredibly self centered to think your concerns outweigh those of everyone else.",no - money means you get to do and have whatever you want +"Fortunately humans are intelligent creatures and have wisely invested heavily in development of knowledge and the training of people who have the expertise needed to examine physical data and foresee the possible outcomes, and who can then warn everyone else who haven't been trained this way, so that as a society we can take action now to prevent this disaster.",Not sure if +I was bored and I don't know if I should post it here,DEUTSCHLANDE IS VICTORIOUS ~ Wehraboos. +Bring back Barista,I didn't know there was a wrestler named after someone working at Starbucks +What happened?,"He obviously had her killed so he could take her job, duh" +Official response about DPS meter - No.,Now they just need to add an easy-mode and raids will finally be casual friendly! +we need to go deeper,That's what she said +Those are my favorite because most people choose what instrument they want to play in middle school. I mean my elementary school let you choose in 4th grade. For some reason I highly doubt most children (and they are children) are handing out blow jobs left and right and therefore play the clarinet. They probably play clarinet because their best friend plays it.,"Well in that case, their best friend's a whore." +"Like Asylum Seekers where are the calls to ban football because it clearly breeds sexual abuse? Not to make light of a tragic story, more to shed light double standards.",I know lets ban men having access to children +How Batman takes his coffee,Really lol the expressions +Uck! Why would they sideline you this CD1?,My guess would be the holidays. +So his son is being *forced* to get surgery under some socialistic evening of the surgery roles? Shame.,They don't know the sweet freedom of small gubmint +"Your favourite villain is dropped into the One Punch Man universe; what threat level are they and can the hero association stop them? For the uninitiated, the monster ranks are as follows: * **Tiger**: A threat endangering the lives of a great number of people * **Demon**: A threat endangering a whole city or its infrastructure * **Dragon**: A threat endangering multiple cities * **God**: A threat endangering the survival of all humanity Your favourite villain has no resources or personnel upon arrival, all they have is their standard loadout/normal equipment that they can reasonably carry. They don't know anything about the OPM universe prior to arriving. Their arrival isn't noticed until they start conducting evil, so if they want prep then they simply need to evade detection from the hero association for however long they need. Once they are noticed by the hero association, the heroes will respond with an appropriate level of force. They can ally themselves with monster/mysterious beings if A) they wish to do so and B) they're able to convince them to ally with them. Your favourite villains goal is the same as it is in their origin universe; destruction/domination/challenge etc. ----- If your favourite villain stomps the hero association, can they defeat everyone from OPM at once? This means all heroes and all monsters from every arc attacking them simultaneously.",Mad Jim Jaspers is an OCP for the OPM-verse. +That record is the only reason I tolerate Nicki Minaj. That Monster verse is so sick,The only tracks of hers that I listen to on a regular basis are on MBDTF. +You can't fix stupid. Stupid will fight to the death to remain stupid. See the confederate south.,Seriously the fucking south... god what a great American treasure +"Honestly, YouTube really f-d up when they picked that name for their paid service. They should have known it was too similar to the porn site.","Yeah, I don't know if they weren't aware or what, it isn't like YouTube has any knowledge of Google" +"How does this Trump victory feel to those OTHER 1,100 workers who will still be laid off? Are they rejoicing in this success? Where is the reporting on these individuals? How is it a victory to save 45% of the jobs? Why couldn't 100% be saved?","46%, looks like he is saving only the jobs of those that voted for him" +Movember Kit SBC Expiring-Expect Movember CARD SBC With the Movember SBC we have currently for the kit expiring I would expect that EA releases a shaving at the end of the month type SBC requiring Mustache cards. What could be some possible rewards and requirements?,Bronze 80 chem containing x Movember cards Silver 80 chem containing x Movember cards Gold 80 chem containing x Movember cards = 99 loan Movember Messi +"EA Exec Teases Much Bigger Star Wars Battlefront Sequel, Says No New Battlefield Soon","Wow, 2018 is so far." +Yeah. Other stuff would be nice but this is the big one,1 +To be fair Knicks fans boo everything.,Not Kobe +"Been there. I know it won't solve everything, but adding all-team voice comms will be *such* a huge boost to this games enjoyability.",yea im sure the rest of her team will love getting yelled at over voice. +Kidnap Kid -- Moments (ft. Leo Stannard) (2016) one of my picks for Song of the Year. drop dead gorgeous.,Sounds extremely forgettable to me. +Its tough to push wages down with a good minimum wage,"No it's easy, it just means more jobs' wages get pushed down to the minimum wage, worker's rights are slashed (see zero hour contracts) because employers have a huge surplus of workers or unemployment rises." +"What I have been able to understand is why people stay, she said. She boiled it down to character. Those who stayed active in the church exhibited patience, faith and trust in Jesus Christ, hope, knowledge and wisdom, obedience, diligence and persistence, humility, repentance and forgiveness, charity and virtue Good to know that this is what members are being taught, that i am the complete opposite of this. So those who left the church exhibited impatience, a lack of faith, no trust in Jesus Christ, hopelessness, total morons, disobedience, laziness, arrogance, hate, and lacking in virtue. Fuck them, I'm so sick of being judged and called names.","And then they turn around and say You can leave the church but you can't leave it alone -- Hey, how about you stop writing articles & giving speeches about how ignorant, rebellious, and stupid we are and then we can talk, OK?" +Lateral move really,Yeah I'm thinking I hang onto Lewis if only because I believe he has the higher ceiling. +Only thing I worry about this is having those screws back out over time. Guess you just have to keep an eye on them?,Loctite is your friend +Just a reminder of how ridiculous Dragon Ball was,That out of place art style guy vaguely reminds me of someone from Courage the Cowardly Dog. +Jimmy Johns will be back in 2017+ with Kevin Harvick,Totally a big surprise. +It would be like a football match where you could just use hands or bring your own guns.,"So, an American Football game?" +"They're not in the Bible Belt, but Christianity is still to blame.",Cali and NY are definitely known for their religious leanings. +Arctic Tipping Points Put Earth at Risk (from @Truthdig),I'm sure the MSM will get right on this. +"3 legendaries in 20 packs, before HS client told me hey xpac out!",Respect for the GvG pack +Is ioffers a trusted website?,"I've bought a lot of stuff from ioffer, just read the shop reviews and you should be good." +An infuriating example of our fake news problem just aired on CNN and stars Trump supporters,"Hey well at least we are replacing public schools with corporate-run charters, that should totally help to teach critical thinking skills." +Your first paragraph reads like a poem. It's beautiful.,reminds me of Aenima by Tool +White army was mostly Cossacks,Genocide is OK if the ethnicity is reactionary. +Another BF1 giveaway! Just leave a comment and I'll pick a winner at 10PM EST this evening.,My comment is super lucky number one. +Investigatory Powers Bill: Politicians exempt themselves from new wide-ranging spying laws,A model law just waiting to be brought to America. +"He's my favorite XXL Freshman this year, followed by G Herbo",It's hard to pick favourites after those 2 and paak so i mean +nah have you seen the LCS roster,"Yep, its quite good." +Racism/homophobia is a pretty big one. Really any kind of bigotry is a huge turn off.,I think you mean turn **on** +"I'd like this to be true. It's more weird to even think about Toronto being a place that a player would lobby to go to. The team is great, but most Americans write the city off until they actually stay there awhile and realize how metropolitan it is.",Everything is great about Toronto except the traffic. +"That is something that they told me - this job isnt needing a clearance, but they said the screening and all that can take a month to a year, and that not to give any notice to my employer until after that it done.",That's the sad state of affairs at times. +Or maybe he just truly has had a shit surrounding cast every time.,Do you realize how ridiculous that sounds +i noticed i've been downvoted. sarcasm on reddit is tough :(,yup +"IS conflict: 1,950 Iraq security forces killed in November - BBC News","That, if true, is a distressingly high amount of deaths, both for the human cost as well as the ISF's ability to retake Mosul, and what it will cost them to do so." +Fucking u too.,no u. +Trump to Name Carl Icahn as Adviser on Regulatory Overhaul,#MERRY TRUMPMAS! +Ben Brode's official rapper name.,HAHAHAHAHA +... that's not what she said,walked right into that one...... xD +They preordered TGT packs.,DEAR LORD +Can we text him back?,"Yes, He'll be ready and waiting to find out how he can serve you better." +CIA says Russia intervened to help Trump win White House: Washington Post,"CIA, bastion of truth and transparency, Source of propaganda and persona management obviously believable ." +Time we have a rock climbing game.,Grow home would make a fantastic VR game. +"LONG JAUNT, LONGER THAN YOU THINK!",Only time a book has made me gasp. +He's saying that you shouldn't have abandoned your friend just because he made some bad tasting food.,"Uh hello, friends are just for food and favors" +"Why is Iran getting slack for telling their people how to dress. It's their country and their rules. Most people don't want their kids to be around lewd people, so let them be. Also, they are not sexist, clothing applies to both man and woman. Saudi is a lot worse, why are they not getting slack? Oh I know, its cause they are our allies.","I think you mean flak, not slack..." +yeah. wut?,See @Seinfeld2000 +"Still other issues with packs (Kun + Madam Goya) Hey reddit, I've opened 4 Kun's, a golden kun, and 3 madam goyas in about 200 packs today. I was watching Dogs stream and I saw another 3 people get Kun from his friends list. Anyone else seeing a super high drop rate for those legendaries? They aren't tri classes, so maybe I'm just unlucky, but it seems very strange to me. Just wanted to see if anyone else had similar experiences.",I got KUN and Goya aswell LOl Also saw 3 friends open KUN +Those first moments with a 570X,Guess the bottom screws screwed up the peel there +One of many perks of working at EK! Time for a little upgrade :D,I'm assuming the 980ti is now for me? +Correct. Now please stroke my ego so I can sleep tonight.,You have very nice... cheese. +ikr,"No no, he said 'Tn'" +"Well, it's always been banned in Eastasia.",I heard they banned it in Oceania too +The shit show if Kurt wins a title without leading a single lap.,DAE BRAIN FRANCE IS THE DEVIL AND SHOULDB KILLED +"I'm interested in a HA Jangmo-o. I got: Popplio, modest, em: charm, aqua ring, perish song, and amnesia. 3iv f, 4iv m, and a couple perfect 5iv m.","Sorry, already have one of those myself" +Guys I am going to lose my mind if the left keeps using the KKK and IRA and crusades as examples of white terrorism. How do they not see that their side is acting crazy NOW while whites are being more civil and inclusive than 99.99% of all humans ever?,Just give me another shovel and tell me to keep digging +Military experts warn of 'epic' humanitarian crisis sparked by climate change,"But everyone knows the military are such libertards, am I right." +It's cute that you think there will even be ruins left.,"What can I say, I'm an optimist." +Gary Johnson: I can't start wars with places if I can't find them on a map,"So, how are America's youth suppose to learn geography if we don't invade places that they have never heard of?" +Stop with facts! Ugh.,REEEEEEE +Interior design.,Irony +"Virginia schools ban 'To Kill a Mockingbird,' 'Huckleberry Finn' for racial slurs","Ya know, we should also ban instructional posters on how to perform the Heimlich maneuver because the thought of someone choking is scary" +where is this childs father??? jesus christ!,I think Maury Povich is probably the only person who could definitively answer that question. +Falco's home planet confirmed: Hyrule. Now we need a crossover. Futuristic Zelda X Star Fox.,I'm only calling him Falco until we learn his real name. +"If injuries could kindly **FUCK OFF**, that would be lovely.",Yes please +I am Marc Trestman AMA,Will you ever have a game where you don't give up on the run? +again why the stat trading need to be re introduced. Can someone tell me what they actually called it?,reforging? +Whats Frostmourne? sounds like an mmo thing,It's from World of Warcraft +See you guys in the Warriors Rockets thread. Hopefully it'll be more civil than this lol,You forgot the +How many people did you want to punch in the face today?,2 +"My last company moved about ten IT people from India to the US that I worked with and helped train. They were so respectful and loved America. They truly appreciated being here and simply wanted to work hard and contribute, not accept hand outs, and master the English language. They assimilated while keeping their own culture intact. They were wonderful people. Literally the exact opposite of most leftists and migrants.","There are a lot of people like that, which brings us to Trump's idea that people should only be allowed in if they want to be a part of the country as it is and want to assimilate rather than setting up isolated camps." +Except in the case of elections it is more like a game of chess that has 100 players and 45 of them did not agree to the predetermined set of rules.,Should've changed it after 2000. +Christmas movies I'm looking to get in the Christmas spirit with some quality movies. Is there a list somewhere already made? If not could we get a list going?,White Christmas! +Just got back from this fair. You didn't touch on any of the greats!!! There's: deep fried lemonade...deep fried grilled cheese...deep fried peaches & cream...deep fried pumpkin pie...,And fried banana pudding! +i'm gonna go fucking crazy his arm got hit before his motion was complete. your ball will sail if that happens,"Nah, he threw it out of bounds man, weren't you watching?" +"After seriously considering retiring after champs, this year is about going 110% every tournament. I apologize if it comes across as arrogance or cockiness, but I'm giving my all this year to win as much as possible. This was a statement match and a huge confidence tournament for us. Without OG and nV there (two of the most talented teams,) we felt more pressure to win.","Good performance Clay, the rivalry you guys had this weekend made the weekend enjoyable." +"DEVILS/RANGERS AND GIANTS/COWBOYS IN THE SAME NIGHT, I CAN'T HANDLE ALL THIS HYPE!!!!",Devils and Cowboys baby! +Sherels injury lost us the game.,I think he's going to get cut for space during next year's camp though +Must be nice to be a GSW fan. Things fall in your lap.,Yeah because we've always had things so nice +"Really? I killed him in real life. And chekov, too. If i do a vulcan hand salute in a group photo a star trek actor dies two or three days later. Its fucked up.",How...about...don't do that anymore. +Having entire minority populations have no say in how they are governed fucks up democracy.,It would be so much better if they had no say since they're the minority and they all don't live in the same area! +The missed opportunity to have a serious conversation about abortion policy,"Call me crazy, but shouldn't there be more women's voices than men's in a serious conversation about abortion?" +China Arrests Three Prominent Human Rights Activists,Well same shit as always with Geina. +I feel like more people should be polite on Reddit. Please and Thank You go a long way. We should just be nicer to each other as species.,Thank you - please leave. +"What do you expect from Trump supporters? They call Hillary a liar for changing her mind about gay marriage, but Trump denies saying that climate change is a Chinese hoax. If you confront them about that, they say that Trump *changed his mind.* So Trump's allowed to change his mind but Hillary isn't?",He's not a career politician +Maybe white people should all have their privilege score tattooed on their forearm or something.,Yes it's so terrible to recognize that you have privileges that others don't it's almost like the Holocaust +If Terry Crews voiced Overwatch heroes,I don't even know who this guy is but this sure was glorious +Haha Casillas Need Boost was the best part,"I thought the back of his jersey read Super Block, seemed appropriate." +But but but why dad,Or maybe... PBN is lying to daddy +Dev Team: We'll just file that away with all the requests for support guns to get a damage buff.,"i mean a medic is suppose to heal, like the support is suppose to supress" +KARMA!!!!! GIMME SOME KARMA ASS!!!!,you missed C +"I brought this up as I wasn't pleased with the colour selection, all future simple recolours like this will come through me and mod ghost now. I believe this will be changed to match the saradomin cloak blue. I'm also baffled how changing an item from 2004/5 passed a poll but there it is.","I'm so happy and pleased with the work you and Mod Ghost are doing, keep it up!" +Ka ka ka,Here's some donuts. +Post Malone - Leave,why Posty soundin like he wanna make America great again +"People dont realize how bad the CA turnout was for the republicans purely because there was no chance of it being red. If northern CA voters knew their vote would count, they would have voted for Trump en masse. Trump got more votes than Romney in almost every single State except CA where he got over a million less. There is no reason to suspect a Clinton win if we didn't have the EC.",Exactly this... +12-0 Blind Deck Challenge first try!,Deck please? +"What is the origin or meaning of the word Tortue on many of the new glove skins? Its Frence for turtle, I found that. But am I missing a joke, reference or meme? Or something more obvious? What do you all have?",Because playing MM is Torture but they forgot the R +"If money did not matter, what is the one thing you would everyday?","Nothing, because I wouldn't have to work." +Would Jesus be able to get a temple recommend? Thoughts? Seems like their might be some barriers.,Jesus couldn't get a temple recommend because he drank wine and served it to others. +"NG+ and getting gud I've heard that NG+ gets harder in the late game, which makes sense given youll eventually have the same gear at that time in both playthroughs. But still, it took me 30+ hrs to get the lordvessel in NG. Its been maybe 3.5 hours in this playthrough (15% spent trying to pull off the chapel chandelier jump) and I just beat O + S on my 3rd try after having to use Solaire on NG. Have you guys had similar experiences with NG+? Everything just makes sense now and it's a totally different game.","As long as you know what you're doing and your weapons are up to par, you can take on pretty much everything in NG+ and beyond, except Manus, and 4 (or more) Kings, who will tear you a new one if you make the smallest mistake, don't give up, skeleton!" +TIL Town Destroyer was a nickname given to George Washington by Iroquois Native Americans in 1753.,What a funny name to give a national hero! +"Power out Nundah, who's affected",Upvoted for correct use of affected +Master Race kitten loves the framerates,That kitten is fucking adorale +Nico Rosberg will shortly announce his retirement,Max to Mercedes? +Cheerleader in the movie Untraceable,SO GOOD! +"No. Also, if you just bought the game, refund it. The community is dead and the devs have in interest in solving the game's issues.",Yeah fuck you for enjoying a game I don't like personally +NY? A tax bill.,"And if you come in via NYC, a parking ticket." +I'd like to see a Rand Paul presidency,The fact that we are stuck with a Trump vs Clinton election and not a Paul vs Clinton election makes me worry about my fellow Americans. +Crown Duel is weird sometimes...,Why did you cover the buildings and spells? +'Hey looks like our community wants something. Let's give them the exact opposite.' -Bungo So glad he is selling a shotgun as they nerf shotguns,please tell me that was +You know I'm just kidding right? Banana for scale. On a banana?,I don't get it. +"Tyrod scores 2x more, puts up drastically better stats when Watkins & Woods play",Breaking News: QBs complete more passes when there's someone to actually catch the ball. +My university has been cucked boys. Apparently only whites can be racist.,Because that's exactly what Ohio State students need to hear right now +Nico Rosberg announces retirement from Formula 1,Who knew dropping Germany from the schedule would have this type of impact! +"No, this is better. When they inevitably throw more violent riots during their mommy and daddy funded temper tantrum the cops and secrete service will know exactly where to go to start cracking rioter skulls. It's time for LAW AND ORDER.",What makes you think they're funded by mommy and daddy? +"Spain is getting rid of streets named after fascist leaders, dedicating them to women instead",fucking white males +Classic misunderstanding of communism.,I think u/nucumber might be doing a +"This dude is the PPMD of Monstercat Everyone loves him, he's been out of action for the longest time, and when he returns it'll be mindblowing",7MD Kreygasm +"MNET Asia Music Awards (December 2, 2016)",Wiz khalifa looks genuinely happy to be performing and it makes me feel warm inside +I banned him.,"I'm sorry, I thought this was America?" +Yeah I like this kind of thing. In my notes the chunks are called geodes and you break them open to see what they have inside.,Please not the useless geodes we currently get from woodcutting. +"Okay? I never believed once they had any beef and even if they did I wouldn't have cared. My username was legitimately made last second while I was listening to 9 (don't even like that song) and I couldn't think of anything else at the time, if I could change it I would. I fuck with Abel more than Drake anyways, my post had nothing to do with Drake or Weeknd, but Spotify itself.","word, 36 million people is barely anything" +"That's certainly how the old Pirate deck played - and maybe Arcanite reaper is still the right answer - but Arcanite Reaper was not always the answer against the classes with Taunts. I'd rather have a Brass Knuckles 2/2 + a 3/2 Southsea Deckhand, than a 5/2 Arcanite Reaper. Especially against small taunts, distribution of damage is more important than bulk damage - and more importantly it leaves more options possible for turns 5 and 6, where you are looking to close off the game.",it would be a 5/2 and a 2/1 vs a 2/2 and a 3/2 +Patton Oswald's post emmy celebration This #Emmys after party is off da CHAIN!,Hell I would throw a party for Patton Oswalt cause he is that cool! +nothing,"welp, I'm convinced." +This is a good post. The newbies whining about how the game is hostile to them need to read up on this. It barely takes a week to have a solid F2P deck in NR or Monster. The NR starter deck is excellent.,"Yes, this game is completely fair and balanced." +I'm waiting for the Lore Guy and his comment about swords in Elders Scrolls. Or Gardening.,That encourages me a lot to keep posting these. +What is rating requirement?,76 +Then I walked away.....,Glad to see my home town San Antonio reppin' on the front page... +"Bernie, Kieth, Warren, I could go on for days guys.",Surely going further left will bring back rust belt working class voters. +Crimson Lightning wheels Both new mystery decals and octane zsr,All three are going for over heatwave rn +Anti-Trump movie actor George Takei asked his followers to ruin someone's life on FaceBook,Surely @Jack will have to ban him now. +Hiding From The Bite-y Puppies,"Doggo is tired of floofs, pls no mor" +Supposedly it's better than a brown-eye,Seems legit +Those skinny jeans probably helped pop them right out.,Good one. +I feel like a few of em wouldn't have that difficult of a time doing that. :/,"Another day, another triple K event!" +As an Estonian I for some reason find this news extremely funny.,"I cannot help you with your spoon collection, sorry." +More solid than platonic actually...,But its just an imagined shadow of something real that we can never truly experience... +"dude, you guys are not ready for children. How old are you? Do you even have health insurance? Look, you can't pay your utility bills, are performing sex acts on camera to pay rent, not been to a doctor and are both unemployed. you need to re-evaluate whether having a child at this time is in your best interests or the child's.",Sorry you're judgmental of adult entertainers and people with economic hardships. +My log burner has contradictory instructions depending on which country it is installed in.,I bet this was made in Australia/New Zeland so that they could harm people from the other country +Their weak arms are useless to stop avalanche from from going forward.,"But their arms are so big, it's obviously all muscle!" +Could Arale fuck off please?,Much happier to have Arale dokkan than mustache Vegeta +"Current service advisor and past mechanic here... No one besides the auto industry actually has any clue what to do with the code(s) they get. Most people just remember the number and bring you a number as if the number tells you exactly what part to replace and exactly what's wrong with it. Nope! On another note, it's getting harder and harder to make any money as a service advisor while still being honest all the time. I'm slowly dying on the inside because of some of the things I've found myself doin that are ethically and morally wrong just so I can feed myself.",Have you considered changing jobs or re-training to transition to another sector? +1948 Custom Cadillac Sedan.,One speedbump and it's done. +"And God said, Let there be this, and there was this.",This +U.S. jobless rate hits 9-year low of 4.6% in November,"Lies concocted by the mainstream media in order to push their liberal, anti-god, baby-killing, gay, disgusting agenda." +Hit 300 Subs :D Woohoo! Just hit 300 subs!,Congrats. +"I see your name on every single post, god help me","Dang, I've been spelling neme wrong the whole time!" +Ive had mine for a loooong time so probably. Im pretty sure mine was a freebee,"Ya I can't remember if I bought or if it was free, but I do have it and I do use it." +"October 4th is my birthday, am I the chosen one? This year I will be 22. And there will be 2 Pixel phones. And 2 messaging apps. PETITION TO ADD ME TO LIST OF APPROVED CHOSEN ONES",You are the chosen child +NC maxes cannot close distance anymore NC maxes have been to harshly Nerfed as of the last update. They are at a massive lack of survive ability because they don't have the ability to brawl anymore and the shield is very easily ignored because server latency.,"Yeah, NC MAXes are totally underpowered, please buff" +I read cookie genocide comedy department was disappointed but wow department was far from that,It can be cookie genocide if you eat them. +I have read this also. Toyotas are made in America.,"It's true, many Hondas and Toyotas are made in North America - need to do serious research if you want to truly buy American." +Had someone wanting to transfer to our store from Texas in the last day or so ;),Is little rock as bad as they say it is? +ALERT: Hillary Clinton and Tim Kaine planning their own rally tour......WTF?? A losing tour???? Why??,This will surely help unite the divided country +Dylan Sider,This is the best one +The laptop reference is getting old.,Sorry. +Voting should absolutely require ID.,THAT'S RACIST! +Pew!,Are you making new account just to spam Pew? +ah the dailly thread where idiots cry about the casters,where idiots complain about players not being as good as caster +Is is normal that I read Pikachu's lines with Danny DeVito's voice?,Wtf was just thinking that I read it like Phil from Hercules lmao +I still think the same about Emma Watson. But guys who grew up with her at that age think she is hot. I'm willing to bet there are guys that are 18 and think she is just smashing.,"That's a bold bet, you must be a gambling man." +I feel like Semmler talks too much about one certain thing thats more or less irrelevant to the game itself and misses half of the game because of this,Exactly +I don't know what is sadder. Getting an obvious hint and missing it or never getting one at all :(,"Yeah, I'm sitting here reading through all these going Damn, none of these things have ever happened to me." +How is this legal?,"Because they're all terrible people, and fuck them!" +Playing without Kazakus is fine too because there are a lot of decks that won't want the Reno restriction.,Playing without Wrathion is fine too because there are a lot of decks without Dragons. +Hillary's neck labia.,Of course the people who worship the fat ugly guy with disgusting hair would go as low as body shaming +"as long as it's real mashed potatoes, none of that instant stuff",Amen +"They have some neat stepper machines too, like advantage 3 and 5. Really some of the better slots available IMO.",Oh come on.... K2V is where it's at +"haha, yea they are all about that in Hawaii. Standard dorm around $50, private $100+",Banana Hostel in Maui? +LeBron has played the entire second half on a back-to-back and the Cavs are still losing.,LeDecline +You have no idea how happy I am that you actually have proof in a bug report.,'Shopped +It's not one resident it's the First Lady. We are still paying to protect Hillary and Bill and she lost.,We protect all former presidents...the complaint is spending a million a day that doesn't actually need to be spent +"For 2017 yep, Unless someone does a Carlton 2015 or the Lions do a miraculous new coach run then I fully expect we'll be singing the wooden spoon song at around round 15. Positive signs for the future (If they stay) with being the youngest club by almost a year and having one 30+ player (Martin).","Yeah, I expect we'll improve pretty dramatically on last year with a new coach and a (fingers crossed) better injury list, but based on those statistics I can't realistically see any other club being shit enough to fall below us on the ladder." +For the sick telescope eye,This Where else am I going to get a telescope +Rain 4K to save pistol for FaZe,Good thing the observer caught the whole thing..... +Get Hyped...,Sponsored by the Browns +"If you're not watching Andrew Neeme's blog, you're missing out",Thank you alot for this its awesome i love it honestly +Ah okay thanks. Did you do strong curves yourself? Have you had any progress with it?,"Am on week 6, while also running, yoga, and hiking, and feel that I have noticeable booty gains" +"Heterosexuals, who would you go gay for? Homosexuals, who would you go straight for?","Mark Hamill, lol." +This is awkward,No takes backs +I'm pretty sure the US system is specifically setup to line the pockets of private insurers on the one hand and hurt workers on the other.,The best of both worlds! +Eh this was back when teenagers getting caught was treated more like you stupid kids stop that she was older too so...yeah you know what better off safe.,yeah that makes it so much better +Any news on Snacks? Did he come back in?,Yeah he was in on the last drive +We could choose to be leaders in the field instead of followers.,"Today I'll choose to make a billion dollars, wish me luck!" +"I don't normally post twitch clips, but......",It's insane how many 'coincidental' clips there are nowadays. +I think if somebody own goals or has a really awful whiff that it's okay to make fun of them for that. If I miss an easy save I'll join in on spamming what a save! It's just a game so I don't take the trash talk too seriously. but the people who say stuff like I hope you get cancer or I'm going to come to your house in the middle of the night and kill your family take it too far :|,"Yeah, but calling me a nigger and a faggot..." +That's not very good for FCAW-G. Well done dual shield lays down one of the prettiest stringers around.,"Idk man, 7018 looks nice too, when everything is right and the flux peels off by itself." +Tesla bans customers from using autonomous cars to earn money ride-sharing,"It's gonna happen anyways, I don't see Tesla's ride sharing service going very far because there'll be much more supply than demand" +Cooper's right-handed. He's controlling the arms. AI BT isn't ambidextrous which doesn't really make sense since piloting mode shows that his right arm isn't any weaker than his left,Sounds like you want 2 pilots in the same titan. +that 2 minute video has to be one of my favourite clips of all time,Yeah it's great it's like they infused everything that the TV show censors restricting them from doing into a condensed 2 minute segment +but how dose he do a cutting?,It just works +"TIL: Being a Mercy main is like babysitting 5 kids, who so badly want to die. Seriously, I don't know how people cope with the burden. I already want to purposefully not heal D.Va's and McRoos' just to see them die while the spaming 'I need healing!' in frustration.",I would advise you not to scroll too deep into the comments...anyways you don't need to play her if you don't want to but knowing what a mercy expects and needs from others makes you more open minded and able to make your life a lot easier +"You're a good dude, old_gold.",Agreed. +WH said they didn't know until afterward.,Then their Christmas is coming too soon. +If it's true then surely CNN would report it. But they don't. There is nothing there.,You forgot to say +NYC Subway Riders Get Attacked and Robbed on Train,Sounds like just some young citizens that are misunderstood. +"Puch corpses aren't pets, just tools meant to be sacrificed",Having an AMC would make it like a 1000v5 since his bees are considered pets. +"A better idea for the Trump: A half-cooked 1/10 lb. beef patty, topped with a Kraft single, julienne carrots and slathered with Russian dressing. Served in a tortilla bowl.",All covered in gold flake! +But you're probably white. So you got that going for ya. Which is nice.,"But if OP is white then they'd be the scum of the earth, right?" +Breaking News...,Why not Russia? +He was a fucking asshole during that interview.,it's pretty funny tho +What the fuck am I lining up,The dot below at the height of the top of the wall-thing on the right +What about germans. Living in the US,Oh but they're white. +Mets infielder Eric Campbell signs with Hanshin Tigers.,It took the damn Pacific Ocean to keep Terry from using Soup at 1B. +I have to wonder how the late actors family feels about him being one of the central antagonists in a movie that came out 20+ years after his death.,"In the credits at the end of the film it thanks the estate of Peter, so safe to say they got permission" +"8 years from now, he will be exiting the Presidency with higher approval ratings than Obama. He's already being a far stronger leader than weak Obama who is doing everything in his power to taint the transition of power. Trump has appointed an All-Star cabinet that will fight for the American People, not Iran and ISIS like we had under Obama and Hillary.",your name should be malINformed take your bleating elsewhere. +Donald Trump is skipping intelligence briefings but has time to block people on Twitter,"As long as he puts 3 fire emojis and EXPOSED whenever he makes any diplomatic tweets, I think we're safe." +What Should We Do to Fight Sexual Violence Against Young Women?,"Nothing, because if it's legitimate rape, the female body has ways to shut that whole thing down." +A nice calm affair,"After the madness in that match, we need the friendliness of the classico to placate us." +Trolololol.,Yeah this is a funny meme but she really should have been transparent about her illness from the beginning. +You have to oil your tools? I've never had to change the oil on my drill.,I would imagine the differential in the drive train would still need gear oil... +FFFuck off.,LLLol +Information regarding Downtime??,belongs in /kotk +"kuryuk's LS increases def as hp gets higher, it will be a joke if his sphere does the opposite","Fabled Emperor Kulyuk Leader Skill: Omni Emperor's Holy Ground 50% boost to Def, max HP, boosts Def, Rec when HP is low & negates all status ailments and elemental damage (**+0.5% boost to Def, Rec per 1% HP lost**, 50% boost max) The sphere's stat boosts relative-to-HP are of opposite-scaling to his LS." +"You can't spell Liberal without LIBEL... But then again, you can't spell Conservative without CONARTIST.",Ha! +"While I had some problems with Batman V Superman, this video does a great job of emphasizing the good aspects of the movie.",Nice to see the film getting some respect :) +Boris Palmer: Facebook sperrt den Politiker wegen Mohrenkopf,"Richtig so, scheiss Nazityp der Boris." +Which unemployment number is the real one?,Clearly these numbers are rigged! +Only two :(,Only a true Teemo main owns all of his skins. +If you have tor on your computer it is probable cause for a search warrant.,I don't think that is true...That is like saying if you have a safe it is grounds for a search warrant. +So awesome to see a guest picker on that has a connection to the school and acts like a fan,If only we could've had some obscure country singer again +I think I found a hacker on Xbox One R6? Can someone confirm it's not just a bug?,I am pretty sure that is just a bug with the killcam +Best optimized games? What games have you noticed are optimized very well? Mad Max is a recent one that runs great on low hardware. Overwatch is another one that has great performance. Any others?,Assassins Creed Unity +Frodan you mean?,They all look the same anyway so does it even matter? +"Oh, interesting. I didn't think Threepeater was that good. Do you do 4x of each? That seems like a lot of sun. Is that the cost curve peak of the deck?","Nah you need to buff the threepeater with fertilizers and torch woods, and there's always other ways but usually I will do 4 of these" +"Do it, especially if you find a pair you like on sale. Got these for 150 and the quality and materials blow anything nike or adidas makes out of the water even at higher price ranges",Where did u got them? +Ohio State U: Muslim mom doesn't think this should be a crime - Her Son was Killed for no reason,"All this nice, young, peaceful man wanted to do was hug people... with his car... and then with a knife in his hand.... The true victims of this attack are all the Muslims that will face increased criticism!" +Except no one here thinks that. Plenty of non-whites have higher IQ and more skills than I do.,Since no one thinks this where does your desire to not live among non whites come from? +"I love how 2 of the biggest things survivors complain about they caused themselves 1. Camping, everyone hates it, and they complain that killer doesn't give chance for a rescue but they won't punish killers by just doing gens and getting out. 2. Bots, don't want bots? Don't feed them",DAE think everything is survivors fault XD lel +"I can't speak to what's going on in your country, but in Canada the pendulum is swinging the other way. The CRTC (our version of the FCC) has mandated that all home internet providers make an unlimited option available. They didn't require a specific price, so the providers will likely charge outrageous amounts, but that just means next year the CRTC will impose a price cap on the unlimited option. Why can't you guys force your FCC to do the same?",Our FCC may be dismantled with the incoming regime. +What's the story with half this sub being American now?,I was gonna say the same thing about all the posts from people just starting college. +Dem lawmaker wears Hillary pin during House hearing on Clinton email probe,She just wanted often confused Hillary to know which side she is on. +it could be a diff. guy each time,Well all Hawaiians do look the same +"Obviously. If these hospitals are going to cater to terrorists, they shouldn't be considered sacrosanct like they would be for normal humans.",Yea that children's hopsital and elementary school were obviously catering to terrorists. +"He's joking, height-cutting is impossible, so why should changing your arm length be possible.","I figured as much just wanted to make sure, thanks." +HMF while i'm naturally selected (xpost from r/holdmycosmo),r/whyweretheyfilming +What about you?,"It's believed that every language that you're fluent in is stored in the same language center of the brain (whether or not that even exists is another issue), so multilingual people usually code switch within their conscious thoughts." +Expectations for Marvel Studios panel?,I'm expecting the Russos making a surprise appearance and showing the first hour of Infinity War +That makes two...,No don't you see the paint tray? +Or Navy.,Too tall. +"Supposedly, only the white master race poses any real threat to the jews (e.g. another holocaust or something) or any impediment to their plan of ruling the world. Thus, neo-nazis believe the jews are pushing race mixing to weaken the purity of the white race and prevent them from stopping the global plot for jewish world domination. It's literally paranoid schizophrenia tier stuff.",Well it seems so obvious when you put it like that +"Economically this doesn't make a lot of sense though, that's kinda footing the costs and not getting any of the benefits. Reintegration is the reason in the long term refugees are beneficial, and you would be taking that away.","Yeah, let's just steal all of their talented people for free, that will make sure this fractured country has the means to repairs itself!" +How do you know your hand is your hand?,Because I have a conscious experience of my hand being my hand. +"Yes! Although that is the same Vancouver tax as the article I linked to. However, the Bloomberg title is a bit misleading as $10,000 a day is the maximum penalty for the more expensive homes and only if you are lying about living in them.","And it's canadien dollars, not real dollars, so even more misleading." +Watch us get an angry Michigan or something. That'll be even worse,what if we get alabama 2 electric boogaloo as a team +bruh just bet all your skins you can't lose,yes best advice to date +Why does it look like your playing with a controller?,Substance abuse +"For a backhand throw, yes. For a forehand throw, no.",Just to be clear: You are saying two discs that have the same flight properties thrown with the same speed and same spin rate will fly differently if one was fh and one was bh? +Which things did live up to their hype?,Polio vaccine. +The pipeline is buried deep under the river. How could a leak occur? And do you have any statistics for how often recently built pipelines leak? There's been a natural gas pipeline since the 1980s right where the new line is being built and there has not been any leakage into water supplies.,Yeah that is why they went with the original route under a predominantly white city. +"It came from a non-disney employee bus driver it must be true.....The road work has been going for awhile, reworking ramps and putting in bus only lanes, that is all, nothing amazing.","He wasn't making any claims to inside info, just saying he read it in the newspaper." +"Not so much food, but Fosters beer. Nobody in Australia drinks Fosters....",Just like how Outback Steakhouse is authentic Australian cuisine. +"i don't. ever since i've switched from nvidia to AMD, i've never looked back, screw nvidia and their horrible geforce experience, AMD's radeon control settings are SO MUCH more simple and less-intrusive than geforce experience.",Because you need GeForce experience to use an Nvidia card +What do you think the average IQ of a dota player is? It has to be well below the mean.,Not nearly as retarded as this post imo +Median income for Millennials by state,That's good pay for sitting in a coffee shop blogging on your laptop all day. +Miners of reddit whats the creepiest stories you got?,"One time, I was denied the right to purchase an alcoholic beverage at a grocery store." +Because imagine the kid grows up on welfare ends up in prison that is more expensive,I think you just made me a republican. +"Not necessarily. As long as it's not Medium, Veteran and BodyGuard, you don't know what amne will remember.","Yeah, it's pretty obvious when they're going to remember Veteran..." +I know; Just being sarcastic.,Ah. +"In some countries, people got their last name based on what job they did right?","Yes and it would be interesting to discover whether people pick jobs based on their last name because of simple subconscious suggestiveness, because their family has a long lineage within that occupation since old times (nurture) or if people are biologically predisposed to want to have that occupation, or are better at it due to some trait inheritance (nature)" +"So because Trump's never held elected office and thus has never had the opportunity to conduct himself as badly as a politician as he did as a businessman, that makes him *more* qualified to be president? This is a man who just paid a $2,500 fine for using his foundation to pay a literal *bribe* of $25,000 to the reelection campaign of a state attorney general who promptly dropped an investigation into Trump university. We're not just talking about him using naughty words here.","Well, Putin thinks he's a good guy, so there!" +More families = better,"If you have more than two wives, you're probably better at women than anyone else." +So here's Trump's argument basically. Clinton is so incompetent she'll literally let ISIS take over the US but she's also so clever she can rig an election in the largest Democracy in the world?,Clinton will let ISIS vote in the November election making it rigged while on her deathbed. +"Back in my day, I wasn't friends with children with allergies, so that must be new, right?",It's the vaccines that are doing it! +"After killing a dirty RG at the bridge, this happened...",...miner FTW. +Um. Don't you remember that many people believed there had been election fraud in MI / WI / PA because a group of computer scientists and other anonymous sources said so? Have you not seen this place in the past weeks?,It's like Alex Jones and Huffington Post had a disgusting love child +Which means left wing garbage spewing hacks. This subs only standard is hate for all things not liberal.,This is a sub of tolerance. +Just buy the locked version and pay 15 bucks to unlock it. Save that money.,That would work except that some phones get rid of unneeded bands and more likely than not you will get a carrier locked bootloader +How does it feel knowing Michigan will have to blow millions on this recount? Isn't there a water crisis there? In Flint they don't even have clean water yet Jill Stein wants the state to waste all that taxpayers money and precious time that could've went towards helping people out. Liberals really are soulless.,I have faith that the Michigan Supreme Court will tell crazy plant lady to BTFO on Tuesday. +"Yes it is. And if Stein or Johnson share your view than that's fine. My problem is the people I've met who are voting 3rd party and have no idea about their platforms, just that they aren't Clinton or Trump.","Honestly, that's not much different from people who vote because of a R or D after a name." +"The 'Meet the Sniper' video is predated by Mattis's use of the phrase by at least two years. It's much more likely that Valve was making an homage to Mattis, instead.",But then we couldn't make fun of a Trump appointee! +The card this game needs: The Royal Golem!,Needs buff should be able to hit opponents tower from behind your own tower tbh +"Attempted to anyways, failed but attempted to.",The Donald was an inside job. +"just let them, stupidity kills, so it is best to let the stupid kill themselves before they take down anyone else",mmm love me some eugenics +"Wait, nobody's gonna ask about the prostitute throwing the guy in a canal?",u/ChopsNZ What about the prostitutes trying to throw the guy in a canal? +"i hear ya man. after my gf and i broke up because she wanted me to get rid of my piss bottles, i made sure not to burden my friends with the ugly details unless they really wanted to know","Mike, is that you?" +Once a Dad always a Dad,Saint Paul Saints! +What are good Eidolon variants,I've been using them in Yang Zing Metal foes. +I ate the 6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon Melt,hickory smoked bacon black pepper-crusted slab bacon Maple bourbon Glazed Smoked Pork Belly Canadian Bacon Herb cream cheese with bacon bits in-house made mayonnaise infused with bacon sharp cheddar fresh romaine lettuce sliced tomato. +Me too thanks,Guys this is me_irl why would you downvote anything I mean me too thanks +HAHAHAHAH What the fuck,I know history better than you do +I redesigned what metal band album covers would look like if they were made back in the day,These are completely better than anything on r/freshalbumart +He's the host... it's his show... also how in any way is that disrespectful? Who is he disrespecting?,"Jon Stewart, who started it, of course." +"TIL the city of Dallas, Texas has lost every single one of 82 court cases against the same man, Robert Groden, over several decades.",Great TIL but imagine how many wins a guy selling Lincoln conspiracy material outside Ford's Theater would have accrued by now. +So who gets bumped? I'm betting that the coaches will reward IT for being on a better team than Wall.,Wall over Kemba imo +"I had to explain to my cousin that wood doesn't melt, it just burns.","Actually, the process is called sublimation" +Are you saying a lot of the persecution came from dissenters within?,"Sorry, i forget sarcasm writes white on the tinterweb, I should've added the" +Are you sure about that?,I love Ubisoft's apps. +Nope. As they wrote on the page (or picture popup) they have excluded swedish tanks from sale.,"Oh, I guess I missed it then, nevermind." +What marks?,The moulding marks that appear as straight lines in circles +How do I Attack Ports?,sudo apt-get install portattacker +Jesus. Is what he said really that bad?,"Yeah, cs:go is" +"thanks for the advice. :) looking at it now, the market depth has faded significantly... looking at the sell wall, not seeing any whales until about the 21 mark. For context, what do you consider a whale? 100btc+?",More like 500btc+ +"Well if you're gonna grief people, it makes sense to do it in old expansion content.",It's not griefing it's World PvP you signed up for it +What is the worst trade in NHL history Self explanatory. Discuss.,hall for larsson +"I've always heard people say: short men have dating troubles because they get rejected by too many people, and tall women have dating troubles because they reject too many people.",I've said that a few times on here lol +Cork feminist group forced to apologise to Fathers4Justice for libel and pay damages for falsely claiming they promoted domestic violence,Now that's justice! +More like deliver the payload. **AND BY PAYLOAD I MEAN EXPLOSIONS**,How about a deliver Sombra map? +Pretty much. This is as normal of a cabinet as it could be.,"Uh no, the overwhelming consensus from the armchair political anylsts on Reddit, HuffPo, Vox, and Salon is that he's packing his cabinet with racists" +"We created an illuminated cloud lamp for only 70 euros, that even 'Snows'","To each their own, just doesn't seem like something that would look right outside of a child's playroom." +Still more FPS than consoles,Shots fired +I think he's been letting hair grow on his brain. :D,Yeah that actually sounds more likely to happen to XD +"One of the worst things society teaches men is that we can't ask for help. It took me forever to learn this, but there is NOTHING wrong with getting help when you need it. In fact, from where I'm standing, you being brave enough to do something you consider weak in order to feed your family is one of the bravest and downright manliest things you can do. I'm very proud of you and I hope things get better for you. Have you thought about starting a Kickstarter? You'd be SHOCKED how many people donate to worthy causes like yours.","Fuck help, I'm gonna figure it out all on my own and shit on everyone" +"I'd wonder why the driver didn't do it, Jose has more important things to do",r/threadkillers +They have prewrapped sausages but you notice they don't have prewrapped bacon?,Can you blame them? +Can only blame myself for not rolling with tamme over Gronk. Other boys gotta pick up the slack this week,I did the exact same thing :( +The bible. And I'm not being flippant with that response. The bible is evidence.,So you choose to just disregard any evidence which contradicts the bible? +So what you're saying is they're censoring a link shared on Facebook.,That's literally the opposite of what he's saying... +"I think the high risk of death, solitude, and sheer size are mostly the issues when talking about fear of space.",Death = We don't know what happens after death Solitude = I'll give you that one :P Sheer size = you can't know everything about the area you're in I think most of what we are afraid of is the unknown. +me irl,Looks like Gloryhammer has a new guitarist. +Trump education pick once touted school reform to 'advance God's Kingdom',"Those damn Muslims coming over here forcing our kids to learn Arabic Numerals, we need to teach them Western Christian Numerals" +Salt and Pepper Pringles. They were fucking AMAZING. You can't buy them now and it saddens me.,I used to love their Cheddar and Sour Cream Ridged Pringles. +"Same guy, can't remember his name. Thanks Cap'n",Ed Helms +Do eggs make anyone else tired?,"they're not very healthy, soooooo...." +"Man, I had no idea, I don't think I could live in Cali, must be tough if you like firearms. Congratz on being able to get something, but looking at some of California's rules it seems they don't allow a lot of fun firearms.","Trust me, I'm moving as soon as possible" +You seem to not understand satire,no one in this sub does +"The Ashbringer just burns them all, then huffs the smoke.",oversized knife hits +"The argument is that children shouldn't be encouraged to recite the pledge because it breeds nationalism, the belief that your country is the best.",Yeah the current crop of 20-year olds who hate their country surely won't have any long term problems +Thoughts about what could be releasing tomorrow? Any idea? Or if their even releasing something this year?,I think our gift was the TOPxMM sessions +"Damn, it feels good!",How do we know those medals aren't weeks old? +I've commented a few times on rule making in Arizona. I pretty much watched the rule that made hedgehogs legal from start to finish and commented on almost every session trying to speed it up so I could get a pet hedgehog.,Cool +"Around the NFL - December 04, 2016 Please use this thread to discuss everything going on in the NFL (esp. the NFC West) and how they relate to the Hawks.",i'm looking forward to seeing if the pats can find a way to handle that scary rams d +I haven't thought about it that way. You're totally right and now I'm more scared than before.,LITERALLY SHAKING I AM SO SCARED RIGHT NOW +Are we sure sickle cell trait isn't a super power that's only activated at high altitudes?,You made me spit Mountain Dew on my keyboard dammit Upbird +"Dolphins, how does it feel to have your kicker miss? I don't know the feeling",It feels about as nice as living in Baltimore +Sean Okoli will not return to FC Cincinnati in 2017,"I don't know how things will be in the USL era for the Rowdies, but when a marquee NASL player announced they weren't returning for their team, there were good odds they'd end up in Tampa Bay." +I was thinking the same thing. Who are these guys? I recognize the voices.,"one of them made a hilarious air pressure joke, I still can't stop laughing." +"I always thought it was dumb, aren't pledges a one time thing usually?",Not when you want it permanently engraved in children's brains. +He's been skirting the question when asked,That's why I think he paid more +Are you sure about that?,"Well, this explains why their games are never representative of how they look in E3." +Yep. And you know what OP? You're contentedly complicit in every single aspect.,You're right he should take Sartre's advice and check out early. +I worry about this game sometimes...,"They really need to tone up the red glow on enemy pilots, they are basically invisible at this state" +Don't believe everything my dad says,"How dare the establishment biased MSM use Trump's own words against him, verbatim." +Got the Rare Kitchen; thanks! Let me know when you get the Treasure Hunt.,"Got it, thanks for the help!" +What word do you always forget how to spell?,pretty sure it's preety +Nope. Wrong.,Ok you're right its just gotta be several alternate universes +"I have a friend that finds it difficult to leave the house sometimes, as his hayfever is so bad.",Haha get over the sniffles mate we all do +Alright white night calm down. This post is relevant,"Nah man, gifs are only funny if you're the first one to ever post it." +I love seeing the classic teen romances <3,Holy fucking shit... +Lpt: nonchalantly take a picture of someone's keys you plan to rob.,The real LPT. +"Conversation I overheard at work: I started using tinder at my friend's request, but I don't like it. The decent guys on there aren't Mormon.",Maybe I should put LDS on my tinder and I get more girls to talk to me. +Govt aims to claw back $4b in overpayments,And I'm sure the LNP will target people illegally claiming a pension and farmers rorting subsidies at the same time they are targeting people working cash-in-hand jobs +Sure you can.,But you'd be lying +"Post, Ree Post","Yeah, but it's been 24, maybe even 36 hours since this was last posted, so it's OK." +Carson Wentz hits Paul Turner for 42-yard gain,"garbage time yards, doesn't count." +Obligitory 'It's The Wilderness' comment.,he died to archeologist not pkers though +Isolate (Rogue spell),Finally a decent turn 1 for rogue +Literally the same thing here. My mother always groaned about my fake laugh.,Holla +Swinney: Watson for Heisman 'easiest vote ever. He's made college football better.',"What a dick, supporting his own player." +What's something everyone just accepts as normal that's actually completely fucked up when you think about it?,Circumcision +like btcd?,"btcd is following Core's lead, so they must also be corrupt!" +Galio. Become one of us.,Relevant flair +New comic: Tracer Reflections,With thoorin +"I predicted this, I wonder how long it will be for people on this sub to realise pretty soon the EU will only exist in history textbooks. Us Brits have lead the way, my intuition tells me France will be the next to go.",Yeah lets keep Europe an irrelevant continent under the boots of US and China for the future Because that's whats best right? +"I saw a YouTube video about this. A male actor was verbally abusive to the actress playing his s.o. Many people became obviously uneasy. If I remember correctly, some even confronted him. When the rolls were reversed, the female actress slapped him and berated him repeatedly, everyone laughed at him.","Of course, that's why we live in a total patriarchy!" +don't be weird man (two seconds later) kobekobekobekobekobekobekobe,Sounds like just about every Lakers fan I've met. +"I disagree. I love Cedrick, but Ho Ho Lun was one of the most disappointing turnouts I saw at the CWC.",that's racist +Dad got angry and took the hammer to my gaming rig,"Take the hammer to your dad, return the favor" +Why would you choose the lowest amount if someone gave you a choice ?,Yeah I'm confused why anyone would refuse to be payed. +"Given the sub, was expecting skeletons.",I was expecting it to be a redneck truck joke. +Michael David Smith on Twitter: Colin Kaepernick's day ends with 4 pass yards and 5 sacks. First QB in NFL history with 5 sacks and fewer than 5 yards in a game.,That'll teach him to be a Godless communist pinko agitator. +"They're not a particularly bad band, they just got lumped in with the rest of the shitty emo bands that were sprouting up in the early to mid-2000s. MCR is a pretty good post-hardcore/poppunk band with a gothic fashion sense, that's all. That being said, I sometimes jam to their 2nd and 3rd albums, and I totally get where you're coming from. My personal favorites are Give Em Hell Kid and Thank You For The Venom",Black Parade is one of the best albums of the 2OOOs +"My family is going to kill me if they hear The Frontier is worth every part of this fight.... one more time Please add more voice lines, one line is not enough! Holy smokes, great game but you really bring out the repetitiveness with a single one liner...","Look at this pleb, not even using Barker!" +Kenyon is I think the only first overall pick in the last 20 or so years to go all 4 years in college and get his degree. I will always respect him for that. Knicks legend.,Not to take away from KMart but Tim Duncan did that too +I actually sent a picture with banana for scale like two days ago. Boot shape McNugget is now my new standard,The boot shape is obviously fried chicken foot. +Damn :/ I'll edit into the post if I get an answer that works for me :),"Yeah, I'm downgrading my snapchat with app admin til then" +What product do you like that has been discontinued?,Smarties McFlurries +Socialist Party of UK vs Man who lived under socialism (replies on Donald's Twitter),*but it wasn't like real socialism* +Nintendo Edge inspired magazine cover for Nintendo Switch.,"The most powerful machine Wow, Switch can play 8K games?" +"Corporations completely take over. Sure, those cola wars back in the '80s resorted in some diabetes and obesity today but at least corporate turf wars aren't fought with bullets.","We didn't discuss corporate take over, that's interesting." +"I hold onto Mori's just for people like Tru3Talent, 72hrs, and Bahroo.",but tru3talent and 72 are pure. +K,Y +"TIL there have been no beehive losses in Cuba. Unable to import pesticides due to the embargo, the island now exports valuable organic honey.",I think this makes up for all of Castro's wrong doing +"This is Stalingrad, right?",yup +"Electronics (although to be frank, more like re-exporting of electronics), refined petroleum, and machinery (especially precision engineering. If I remember correctly, I did attended a meeting in my ex-job 5 years back (in O&G) in which they discussed the export of refined petroleum exports; Malaysia does export some (but not all) crude oil to Singapore for refining, which Singapore then exports back to Malaysia in the form gasoline and heating oil. Included in the list was include plastic products (not products made of plastic, but as in plastic the raw material), other organic chemicals like feedstock (to feed chickens and cows).","Really interesting, looks like we import quite a few raw materials from them only to sell the refined thing back to them, which is funny!" +"If my sister repaid my defense of her house from criminals by stealing my possessions and burning my house (Austria's gratitude to Jan Sobieski), I'd probably cut her out of my life until she apologizes. If my father locked me in a basement for a decade (German-Polish interactions after about 1100 AD), I'd probably pretend I sprang into existence fully-formed without him. If my cousin literally enslaved me for a decade (Stalin and his imperial predecessors), I'd probably care for the stranger first. Therefore, as a Pole, I wholeheartedly say that Europe is to me no more special than any other part of the world. Slightly less so, in fact, given that Europeans have committed the majority of crimes against Poland.","Yea, I get it, you don't give a shit about families, it's cool dude, just don't disparage those who do." +Nightmare Bonnet Teaser,"Teach me how to make such good models, you are so much better than I will ever be" +She's got jokes!,"It was funny at first, but her puns have pushed our friendship to the breaking point." +there is video of a sonogram that shows they can and do scream in the womb...can you guess when?,Which was doctored and quite obviously at that. +Is there anyway to help with the lighting? On Crossfire and District it is almost impossible to see anyone from a good distance. I've tweaked my brightness settings and monitor settings but i didnt get a significant difference. Any ideas?,Did you try the new and improved night vision? +"Donald glover is my all time favorite human being alive. I have no merch or physical music from him (financial issues with fam) so i entered to make sure i was in the top 5%. If one of u win, please let me buy it from you (if u have it already). Thanks.",I got you fam +Whoops thank you for the catch!,I ninja-edited it a bit (added a slight commentary and a question). +"It's nice to give the benefit of the doubt, but it does seem like she's driving because her eyes are fixed on the road while taking the pic.",But it sort of looks like leaves right out the back window. +Kellerman is the new Larry Merchant. I miss Larry but Kellerman is good at pulling the emotions out of fighters too.,Couldn't disagree more. +"Chinese still playing catch-up? Reddit has keyword-based automod comment deletion rules (which are invisible to the user, unless logged out) since years.",Yea I mean Reddit is just so great +No kidding. You're missing the point it seems. The fact they weren't in the wagon at the end of the mission should mean we don't receive their tome/grim. I understand it's like that for bots when they're caught fighting rats but when it's another player character you'd think it wouldn't work the same. So I'm curious if this situation is working as intended by the devs.,Naturally the downed player grabs the back of the wagon and is dragged to safety. +"The dealership I work at has only one of these in stock. They are asking $130,000 CND for it. These cars are something else man.",They'd be dumb for paying that kind of a dealer markup. +The lights is on. Siri needs a lesson in grammar ;),Ghetto af +"The main reason why always like to wear hoodies/tshirts when at the gym is because,I don't like to reveal my art piece unless I'm naked about to get down to biz...","Soooo, never?" +He never predicts C9 to win so we're safe.,But C9 won't win anyway so it's OK +Okay rambo,"Yeah you know, I'd gather my friends and we'd instantly know how to shoot, gather intel and logistics, navigate the tough mountainous terrain etc, I've seen them do it in movies." +TIL Lebanon ranks 6th in World's biggest penises list,And they describe us as arrogant when we say we're god's gift to women *sigh* +The Neverending Story,ty! +Woman Fucking Drowns To Death While Being Mauled By A Ravenous Beast,"Poor Kitty, it realises she is FUcKIng DrowNInG aNd TheRE'S NotHInG iT Can dO!" +Thank you <3,You're welcome :) +Yes they are but they are blocking Zimbabwe from buying much needed materials from other countries and freeze their assets in trying to starve them into submission.,"They also have a right to not trade with countries who do trade with Zimbabwe, for those countries it is far more lucrative to trade with Europe than with Zimbabwe." +"If it is a shared doc, is there a way you can have each person's portion highlighted a different color? Obviously yours will be the dominating color and the professor will catch on that you did most of the work.","Theres an edit/markup mode in MSword where you can do something along these lines, so easily doable in most editors, even if its just highlight in colour as you said, with an edit logsheet at the end." +"what rating is displayed on the Performance tab ingame? Hey, i sometimes check the Performance rating to identify cheaters who use a program to upgrade their players, aka 99overall cheat. i ran into players who had a higher rating on some players, so i'm wondering what kind of rating is displayed on the performance tab? the card-rating? the ingame rating for the position?",Performance rating +Steam hours past 2 weeks: 80.3h - Fallen 68.4h - Coldzera 55.7h - Taco 41.4h - Fer 29.9h - Fnx,So... Fer being the next to leave SK confirmed! +Buddie tried using Letgo to sell his ATV.,I was expecting more along the lines of Can you use them then let me buy them. +There's a large number of Americans that will disagree with something simply because liberals believe it to be true.,Literally a first world problem.. Born from ignorance and complacency. +That's... That's not how a haiku works... You want a 5-7-5 syllable structure; *Defeated CV* *Honours her final orders* *Cherry blossoms fall*,That was beautiful. +14 bucks for two weeks rent? What a time to be alive.,Except you barely made 20 bucks a month if you're lucky +Infinite Ice Platform Generator,So we're doing platform generators now? +Saudi woman pictured without hijab gets pounded with death threats by Muslims - Middle East,It's totally their own choice to wear the hijab +"When you were kids, you all admired the champion marble shooter, the fastest runner, the big-league ball players and the toughest boxers. Americans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Americans play to win all the time...The very thought of losing is hateful to Americans.","Love ya, Patton." +My best time is 40 seconds and my average is usually around a minute,Get good scrub. +Kntl is such a good word. I always feel better after shouting it when I'm frustrated. I love kntl.,TITIT! +Just saying a freindly hello to my neighbor,How did he respond? +You busted out the stopwatch lol. Alright I concede.,Not convinced until other feats by stop watch +And some of us drink 211,211 was an inside job +"I guess they don't know about Steam, how its expensive technology allow instant, uncensored name change with a reasonable fee of $0.00",But the $10 fee is reasonable because they need money to keep developing new consoles. +Brian Mikkelsen vil stoppe mobning af bankerne,Bankerne: Danmarks mest marginaliserede institutioner. +It is a luxury item and its not for daily use either. but for doing that Im sure the public will be horrified enough to vote in extra taxes on red dye so next time they try it they spend all their tampon money.,you dropped this +How in the world did Al know that Alex Smith had completed a pass to himself three times in his career so quickly?,3 career receptions probably +"Hey everyone :) Skyrim is on sale, and I'm currently broke for the holidays, it would be amazing if someone could get me this, because I had to return my copy last Christmas and attempts to buy it haven't been successful due to copy availability and money. Thank you for reading and happy holidays, Reddit! <3",What platform? +"Doesn't Trump know, like, real estate and housing developers?","None of which are black, and only a black can head the Department of Urban" +AMD Named a Best Place to Work for LGBT Equality,no wonder why theyre so far behind smh +GTA 5 Redux on Full 5K Resolution,Mmm look at that colour saturation +Atleast the xbox 360 looks ok.,Lies an xbox 360 never looks OK. +Got any statistics on that? ;D,"Here, you dropped this" +FUCK THIS SHIT Goodbye 15% of our workforce Why couldn't they use this tech to figure out how to bring back Tupac,Didn't they kinda do that with holograms and shit? +"HIGH BAR 4 LYFE or until my coach teaches how to actually low bar, whichever comes first","COACH, I DEMAND YOU TEACH THIS HERETIC LOW BAR" +Several years ago my brother gave me a wrapped gift box with another wrapped box inside it. There was a card that explained that the gift was a prewrapped regift and should not be opened but stored until I needed a gift to give. Only I was to gift it as he had... As gift to be regiven. I told him I wasn't about to turn Christmas into a pyramid scheme and set it ablaze in the driveway.,i like your style +"the snake eats its own tail, fambruh",When did Taylor Swift become relevant to this convo +"This is one of those threads again. Chawy wasn't allowed to play a single game the whole summer split. He did however scrim with the roster from time to time and had his time to prove himself in spring. If the team decided that Westdoor was the better fit (which they did), there was a reason. The one game chawy played with AHQ at worlds, he himself looked really good, but the rest of the map looked worse than they usually did. That may or may not have been because Westdoor was not on the map, we don't know, but a fact is that Westdoor often gives up his own lane to help his team with his roaming style, so maybe that was what was missing. I do not give any fault to Chawy in that game, but I think it was a bad decision by AHQ to even use Chawy when he didn't play a competitive game in over a split.",I think that they should simply completely commit on Chawy and train with him. +if you're using cancer of the colossus you might as well be playing poppy u all disgust me xD,"exactly my feelings, its such a stupid mastery to take on a damage champ imo" +That's a bad grammer analogy,Grammar* +P,This is why communism doesn't work in practice. +Guardians of the Front Page,"I liked it better the first time I saw it, OP" +Where my TX boys.,S A N A N T O N I O G A N G +Just read 6.24 and where tf the ryze nerfs at? This champ 2 shots me with no counter play ? (Tim allen grunt),Rework is already planned so nerfing is pointless. +"raise that fist, comrade chomsky",RAISE THAT FIST COMRADE CHOMSKY! +Oh fun. Reminds me of the time I spent Valentine's Day getting a tube stuck down my throat.,Sounds like a blast. +***V O R E***,'xactly +Rebel media is calling CBC extremist!?,Cmon now we all know that if you don't fit with Ezra's narrative your an extremist +I'm a 28 year old kissless virgin. I wis I knew what my problem is,Make a post and we can talk about it +"Don't EVER Tell Me Donald Trump Is Racist, Sexist, or Xenophobic AGAIN",They're all white cis males in minority's clothing. +Everyone on my team sucks but me! Fuck you all! -- every person on both teams. (Mercy main btw),Her gun does a surprising amount of damage +Liberal government launches online survey meant to spur electoral reform conversation,"If you're taking the test, please ignore the last part , even if...." +City View,"Hey, it's Los Angeles again!" +incontrol laying down the rules of engagement,"Even though I don't have much time to watch his stream since the times he streams is inconvenient for me, I am still a happy subscriber since he is the most entertaining person in the scene and I never want to see him move on so he can keep being hilarious." +"The way he reacted to the assistant does not support your point at all, but hey it seems like you can read his mind so what do I know.",Man he talked to an assistant coach how dare he +Hearts appoint 30-year-old ex-Valencia and Newcastle United assistant manager Ian Cathro as head coach,Good appointment IMO worked with great staff in great teams who have a good opinion of him +Bf pa is viable,so is Bf riki +"How long have you been on them? I don't want to disprove anything, I'm actually feeling a lot of the same things right now in the first few weeks.",2 years friend +"well today sucks, all the top posts are memes posted from before the monday ban.","Now the top post is just this thread.... If non-meme posts don't even get upvoted on the Memeless day, there's no incentive for anyone to start posting them more." +juju?,WT is not the ADC TSM should want. +"Everyone is gross but women hide it, K.","Stop leaving hair in the shower, we've already agreed to leave the seat down." +Wait what the fuck is Kuro building?,He understands the only way to beat Huhi is with cheese. +If the investment company is rich enough to buy the rights to use Paris-Saint Germain's name then Yellowstar will certainly be well off.,I can't even begin to imagine how many mousepads they are giving him. +FINLAN MENTIONED,MORE LIKE WINLAND +Victims Of Terrorist Attacks outside Western Europe,r/globalterrorism +Flat Spin - CA-01 Night Heron,"And here I was, setting a huge wooden mobile tower on fire today and laughing at the flaming pieces that killed the little soldiers." +Just your average r/clashroyale shitpost...,"Kinda, the RG circlejerk wasn't particularly strong here..." +Because the username is NerdsWithKnives and I'm not on a first name basis with them.,Pfft who isn't on a first name basis with ol' Em and Matt? +"Once when Julius Caesar was in the senate, he got a letter delivered to him, and this guy Cato who was accusing Caesar of involvement with a recently crushed conspiracy demanded Caesar give him the letter to read, in case it was proof of conspiracy. So Caesar handed him the letter and it turned out to be from his girlfriend Servilia, Cato's sister, telling Caesar not to worry about Cato because he was just causing trouble out of jealousy that his dick wasn't as awesome as Caesar's. Cato threw the letter on the floor in disgust and all the other senators picked it up and read it and laughed at him.","Is this why the Cato Institute chose this name, coz they're cucks?" +This might make me a horrible human being.,"Pshht, thats cuz you've never seen MY kid." +Can people actually read those names?,"Even as a longtime black/death metal fan, this cracks me up." +"Dumb question, what's rmb?",My guess is remember +I wonder if you could go in and bring supplies or if they would tell you to go fuck yourself lol. I'm sure if I was him I'd enjoy some candy and shit being brought to me.,You'd be assassinated right quick +"Deshaun is probably the best QB Clemson has ever had, but he has too many interceptions imo",Cole Stoudt would like to have a word. +"Wow, that Logan trailer...","Yep, I posted this in the comment thread for the trailer." +what am i meant to be seeing,"When you click on something it usually highlights blue, well with gmod it's hard to tell if that's clicked or not and thus people get upset." +"So to summarize, you get: PS4 - 25fps @ 1080p PS4 Pro - 30fps @ 1080p PS4 Pro - 28fps @ 2160p",The human eye can't see over 24 FPS anyway. +"SJW snowflake I will wear jeans, sneakers and a t-shirt. I'll be crying and pouting. I'll be screaming: Not my president!, No justice! No peace!, Fuck the police!",What neon color will you dye the unshaven half of your head? +so date 10 years down,See also: Why are men my age only interested in younger women? +if theres was an opposite of reddit gold id give it to you for this joke,Maybe a downvote +Whats a Sexcapade? Is that when you jizz on the floor and then skate on it?,Yes it is similar to icecapades but less popular +"Well, having a national broadcaster was nice while it lasted.","Yeah, same with that pesky free university education thingy that Gough brought in" +"Gmae Thread: Colts @ Raiders In another must win gmae, the Colts head to Oakland to face the Raiders. With everything on the line, the Colts hope to avoid getting stabbed and take home the W.",Where can we purchase a rb like that for the future +Sent!,Thank you! +Man the NBA does not like the raptors.,they moved the line! +Pizzagate: BBC Cover Up Another Huge Pedophile Scandal,At this point I'm wondering if there are enough children in DC to go around... +"Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he's really not a part of our family. Also, he's divorced, so he's really not a part of his family.",The only comment this thread needs. +"Car sliding on ice, guy tries to stop it with his foot",And that's how he broke both his arms... +"They also claim it's for your own good when taking away other people's social benefits. It's like conservatives believe people choose to live in poverty, and taking away their safety net will teach them the value of hard work. It's infuriating since many of these same people will complain if you bring up removing government programs they need.",But depriving poor kids in school a free lunch is a great motivator for them to get out of poverty. +does this change depending on how many unsued autoclickers you have? or is it always the same,"It is always the same, unless you have 0 unused Auto Clickers when idle, where the formula should be Nog = 0." +I would have rather not known.,You're welcome. +well have nvidia gelworks by then,We will also have nvidia flying car works... Right now it flying car doesn't works properly +I believe,I also believed in a drug free Baltimore +Playing war games ... in a war cargo plane?,What an egregious waste of military spending +Apocalyptic events are happening as 2017 draws close; First Station: Comet Ping Pong Shooting,THE END IS NEIGH! +The Shaper stopped time after I used Vaal Breach and Vaal Cyclone in a boss room.,looks epic +I ONCE GOT 63 POINTS IN A BASKETBALL GAME. I WAS 13. MY OPPONENTS WERE 6. this is slightly more impressive. but at the same time I kinda know exactly how Klay feels.,How are you not in the NBA? +"True sight rating is a letter grade based on your career performance, uncommon, but I like to use it.",lmao that's not what that letter means lad +"Are you suggesting it's okay to let people get assaulted? I hardly think advocating for people to not defend them self is a good tip. No one is asking for a gun fight, were showing that you can protect yourself from things like this.","Nah man, he was perfectly safe and you just have to trust that a punch is all that's going to happen" +"That's some good isolationism there. I had always figured SJWs wanted to isolate the world, and insulate everyone from everyone else.",Well how do we wrap everyone in bubbles to create the world-wide Safe-Space otherwise? +Panthera picked up by NRG,One step closer to getting Smite on the national eSports stage with LoL and DOTA. +Calculated.,A D.Va I strive to be +"It gets better when you realize this comes from the Book of Revelation which, while curious stuff, is just about the biggest steaming pile of shit you've ever laid eyes on.",It is also the most badass part of the bible alongside deteuronomy. +Wipe App Data for the camera App.,"Can attest, this works." +Record good stuff too like when Robb was declared king in the north,"Yeah, that worked out real well" +"Infertile women have been offered new hope after scientists found that a common cancer drug triggers the development of new eggs, an outcome which was previously thought to be impossible.","Yeah, the planet needs MORE people." +"What would you describe as a really good message? I'm currently at 1 reply for 21 messages sent, or ~4.8%, which is infinitely better than my last round on OKC (0 for 190something) but still low, especially considering there was no second reply to continue that conversation. My current formula is a hi or hey there followed by a leading question about a common interest from her profile.","Damn, you can't even get a reply here." +I wasn't sure if the missing word was love/hate until I'd read the rest of the post,He is probably a comic author and did that to keep us captivated to his fanboy stories +if you don't understand the difference between docker (even swarm) and kubernetes you need to do some more reading.,"You completely missed my question, but thank you anyhow" +Some people asked for it so.. here's my Jolyne Kujo!,"Super well done, love the colors." +"Folks willing to camp in frozen nowhere, but in Flint they no where.","How do you expect people to protest without access to fresh, sanitary water?" +"Well, no users have a light reader, so it's completely unrelatable. They're talking about the brightness setting on the macbook, that you can access from the touchbar on the new ones or the function keys on other models.","It doesn't matter that no users have a light reader, they have their eyes which are equally sensitive to one laptop screen as another, so it only makes sense to use a set brightness." +When the Habs are #1 in the league and Alex Galchenyuk is playing the best hockey of his career and the hockey gods decide to screw with you.,The players really need to start shagging to acquire that pregnant wife/girlfriend strength... +"LAST WEEK: OMG MASSA IS SO OLD AND SLOW, HE SHOULD RETIRE AND LEAVA-DA-SPACE FOR NEW DRIVERS! PRESENT DAY: OMG IM SO SAD THAT MASSA IS RETIRING, HE IS SUCH A GREAT GUY AND DRIVER! HONESTLY, WTF ARE WE DOING HERE??",HERBERT TO WILLIAMS CONFIRMED +Andy has been poo tonight :(,the whole game (defense wise) was dog shit.. lol +"Have always loved watching the Rough play, and I'm so glad to hear that he's well again!",The best actual ruck/rover there ever was I reckon! +Speelgoedpop 'My Friend Cayla' blijkt kinderen af te luisteren,"Maar als je niets te verbergen hebt, dan heb je toch ook niets te vrezen?" +r/incest XD,Jangan /wincest? +"DUDE ITS GALIO FOR 3150 !!!!! If thats not insane, i don't know.",Like they'll buy a champion they don't know about? +I'll just watch a no commentary play through of it a few months after and have essentially the same experience without spending the $460.,Then you can also look at porn your whole life instead of having real sex :) It's essentially the same experience +???,! +Mostly LI. That was their team and they embraced it. Politics just happens to have them playing in Brooklyn now.,Makes sense. +"Good thought about including u/IHadThatUsername. The team will probably consist of u/Pasalacqua87, u/IHadThatUsername, you, and I. My only question is when we will be able to start the Survivor. We could start today or tomorrow but waiting until RevRad comes out or November is also an option (but the comments on this post have shown that people probably want us to start now). And who exactly will be doing the posting? Will it just be one person or alternating people? After these questions are answered, I'll be squared away.",I'm cool with alternating the days +"Horseshoe theory is BS, and ML is considered communism is because it's the only one to survive for more than 5 years.","I didn't endorse horseshoe theory, just explained it's origins." +Was wondering why my cpu was overheating...,the only way to clean that shit off is a 50gal air tank at 120PSI and even then you will have to go through 2-3 tanks of air to get it all off. +Anybody ever thought that some people just enjoy the pvp aspect of the game? With the everyday grind on Lexington and Phoenix credits for rerolling weapons it's a good break to go fight other players. Killing npcs all the time gets old. They do the same things over and over again. No shooter game I have ever played has pvp like the division. Yes there are problems but it is very exhilarating and fun to kill rogues and be rogue.,Get out of here with that nonsense +lol I love uglifying things for people that want free art. Usually if they are just rude about asking me for free art though.,AS A SINGLE MOTHER OF 7 I DEMAND YOU GIVE ME A FREE DRAWING OF EACH OF MY 7 CHILDREN AS A DIFFERENT CHARACTER OF ROCKET POWER! +"Nope, no music or sound effects. And headphones are a no-go, I have a special needs daughter that I have to keep my ears open for.",You could always just lock them in a dog crate and go fight Ludwig with the volume turned up! +After countless restarts I finally made it!,How did you get that achievement in May? +Kurds establishing their own territory and defending themselves against jihadists=American Imperialist interests?,"If your interests collide with the West's, you're a puppet" +That's absolutely untrue. At the absolute least it's spreading awareness for her cause.,Accomplishing what exactly? +"Wait, what? Excuse me? You want to make *changing your* ***FUCKING FIREMODE*** locked behind not one, but *TWO* skill levels?! Do you think we play as some fucking deficient retard or some shit? You must, because that is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.","It makes sense, kill 100 zombies to turn that lever on the side of your gun eh" +They were with a disclaimer that you should NOT use them for beer. I know an employee there that got me really excited for not much.,**Should** What could go wrong? +"so you don't like playing games, got it.","Naw, you just have shit taste" +"I wasn't aware they were going to be able to convert it. I imagine they will still need several more large tanks to handle ITS. It would also be pure Methane though, not LNG. Blue Origin is the one using LNG.",Be-4 should be able to use LNG and LCH4. +"TIL in Germany your child's first name has to clearly define their gender, and whether or not your chosen baby name is accepted/rejected depends on the local registration office, called the Standesamt.",Did you just assume my child's gender? +Biggest Upgrade This Year (So Far) Off top I'm thinking Rob Kelley. Goes from no card to an 87 Elite.,David Johnson and Jason Witten +pujols for sale straight up who says no,That's a funny way to spell Trout +"When I came out as trans I had more than a few people tell me they thought I was gay. I mean, I AM gay, but not like they were thinking. Hah.",Hey now don't steal my joke! +"Last House on Holland Island, U.S.A",Global Warming +He said 3 days in this vid from cod xp,"all those precious upvotes wasted due to a accidental double post, love you reddit" +"Sup teammates, has anyone found a Ditto with high IV? Best I've found is 65%. I don't want to start wasting dust and candy if there is a sweet 85-95% one out there!",Here's a counter question - do IVs matter for a Mon that changes stats based on level? +honestly it's just about helping my girl fulfill a fantasy of hers,You're a good man. +Clinton's national popular vote lead climbs to 2.65 million (2.0%),"I really appreciate the daily gut punch, thanks." +Towson Gateway hearing set for next week,Oh good another gas station! +Yeah I guess the depression I have from being raped as a child for years is me actually wanting attention! Yup. It's all fake. Not like I have attempted suicide when I was 4 years old and have attempted over 8 times in a single year.,Didn't you know you're just *so* narcissistic that medical professionals are just afraid to tell you you're just making it all up? +Done With The World?,Did you look at the picture? +Don't forget the wide open drop,"Yeah but that was on 3rd and 33 and would've gone for maybe 10 yards, so not a big deal" +I posted this here because this might mean Breath of Fire gets a real entry.,"Oo boy, Breath of Fire open world action game, can't wait." +"Can't you be excited for both? I can't wait for TLoU2, but I also can't wait for BotW! So many great games to come out!","**NO**, there are only two games coming out and you must pick one or else you will be branded a traitor..." +Train derails in Bengal,Thankfully Modiji is working on bringing the hyperloop here. +"This seems like a terrible city to grow up poor. You can't go anywhere without a car, how do you even get a PT job if you can't get there yourself",You just pull yourself up by your bootstraps and don't be poor anymore! +Vick has a pretty bad work ethic if not awful for a QB and still led a successful NFL career at the position. That is how much talent he had. For one year trying to redeem himself in the eye of the public and get a new contract he summoned at least an average QB work ethic and nearly won MVP in 2010. With even an average level of giving a shit in Atlanta he could have been the best player in the game.,Why'd he drop off in 2011? +Knicks are the better team but if we can come up with a win that would be huge.,Nigga fuck u +"The reason Trump one was because the Middle Class felt like finally someone was talking to them. Democrats push this left wing/ transgender bathroom / immigrant / feminism / minorities agenda. But what about the average white guy? Y'all don't know what it's like Being male, middle class and white It gets me real pissed off, it makes me wanna say It gets me real pissed off, and it makes me wanna say It gets me real pissed off, and it makes me wanna say FUCK!","I know the song, but that first paragraph is throwing me off" +"New pilot here! Hey everyone! Was really trying to avoid buying any new games this season but the free weekend made that impossible. Super glad to see there's such a great community, and since as a new player who had never even heard of titanfall before, I have pretty much no idea what's going on. I was hoping you guys could give me some helpful pointers and just general good to know information. I'd really love to know what game modes, weapons, and titans are most worth putting time into. Thanks in advance!","don't use the Devotion- terrible gun, absolutely unusable in every situation." +"I honestly would be more worried about HMD itself, as that was never designed with room scale in mind.","Well until they make a game where the only attack is headbutting, I think our HMD's will be fine." +"The beautiful part is that it's the ethernet port, which is actually used for the web. That's a well-executed joke",Damn dude I would never have figured that out I'd it wasn't for you +"While thenjab may feel good let's be honest. When we say stuff like this we're acting like children as well. I agree that they're being immature. I don't think, as a general rule, that there pedophiles any more than Spez is. Or the patrons of A certain Pizzeria.",No like T_D subscribers are actually majority children lol +Well Bush was the anti-christ (as well as Hitler) and when he had to leave office he had to leave something for Obama,libs never insult people +"People don't forget, people rewrite history. Febiven was a massive part of Fnatic's succes in 2015 and people like to write it off saying it was just Huni and Reignover carrying them. Also most of the drama around Febiven is without any proof whatsoever, yet it gets reposted every time because of a need for drama. Now I will admit, where there is smoke there is most likely fire, yet I don't want to be out here making assumptions about what this guy is doing behind the screens because we don't know. The guy gets made fun of for reading self help books for christ's sake. Yeah, I get that these books can sometimes be a bit weird and jokes about him joining a cult are somewhat understandable. But reddit likes to make him out to be an extremely immature player who causes a bad team atmosphere and then a minute later makes fun of him for reading self-improvement books which more often than not talk about having a positive attitude and the like. /rant.",it was more huni and RO puttin the pressure on toplane so febi could do whatever the fk he wanted in midlane. +The moon landing was fake.,How can the moon landing exist if the moon isn't real? +Tall skinny dudes in suits. Bring back the days where men wore suits every day and I'd be a happy camper.,Define tall... Also wish more people wore suits... I guess it's just a way to separate myself from the lower classes +The passive isn't mean to be that impactful. It made way for buffs to the rest of her kit.,"Yeah, her old passive was super opressive and had too much power allocation" +Or if you wanna bring your gpu with ya to the gym! :p,That'll give you teh power to bench press on ultra maxed out 60fps +A common greeting in Chicago is shooting your gun once into the air. To vote we just shot at the name we wanted to vote for.,You have it confused with Texas. +"Need putter suggestions! Learned on a mako and would like to start using the correct discs. So, title says it. I unfortunately learned to putt mainly with a Mako and I really like the weight 175 and the softness of the disc. It's just seems like I should be using a putter. I'm kind of partial to only using Innova but am open to all suggestions.",The first logical step would be a a max weight Aviar P&A. Check out the plastics to find the one you like the most. +As long as you're not so drunk you're calling your troops by their nickname/not by their rank.,Is there a reg for that? +Satan's Flashlight.,That's what they want you to believe. +You might want to look into what our Founding Fathers wanted the electors to do. You might be surprised to find out how the system was actually set up and how we have changed it.,"Yeah, we should have kept those slaves too, like the Founders." +"Do not preorder Resident Evil just yet. There is going to be a demo on steam on the 17th of December. Play the demo, see if you like it, and if you do, consider preordering it.",Good call! +Or we go 51-7-0 :D,58-0-0 get outta here non-believer +One tweeter there got it spot on: Lewis could rescue a baby from a burning building and some people would still find a way to criticise him for it,He probably wasn't holding it correctly +"How about the fact that they idolise brutal dictators and communist dictatorships while screeching about oppression because companies like Apple are overpriced. Or that they have to *gasp* work to earn a living? The sub is the epitome of entitlement. While I agree America is in a shit state, these are the kind of people who believe that people shouldn't have to do anything to get what they want in life.","Yeah communism is all about not doing any work ever, you sure know it" +THE BIG BAD DAWG,THE HALLWAY MONITOR! +Donald Trump wipes off $1bn from Boeing's stock market value with single tweet,Making America great again! +Thank you! :D,Ayy happy birthday George! +Rise of Iron record book rewards glitch?,"Besides the ornament, most of the items can be collected multiple times." +New Evidence Confirms Link Between Autism and Mercury,What a legit source +"I'm trying to get with my crush but someone else keeps getting in the way Hey all, As the title says, I've had a crush on this girl for a while, but every time I try to make a move with my boatwhistle noises, this dolphin makes popping noises and it increases my stress levels. Any help would be appreciated, thanks!",kill +My sister got me this awesome phone case !,Tell me your ringer is 'ooooooooooOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhh' +Angela Merkel calls for full-face veil ban in Germany,Making being Muslim socially degrading definitely doesn't isolate and potentially radicalize any Muslims at all *slow clap* +That moment,**NUT** +"North Shore Animal Internment League Come on everyone, let's empty North Shore for the Holidays! *It will make Beth feel REALLY great about herself.*",Animal-*American* Internment +"To add on, it was sold out within minutes. My friend got one, and the only thing I say to him is how fucking stupid he is for spending hundreds on a PLAIN WHITE FUCKING SHIRT.",It's Kanye bro +"Yeah.. hopefully not. Though, if my father was on the sidelines, then he would. My dad worships Woody Hayes and hates Clemson with a burning passion. He's crazy.","To be fair, it wouldn't be the first fistfight Urban's been in this season." +Indians spend this much. My American husband and I pleaded to my Indian parents for a small wedding and to reduce cost. We got them down to 600 guests and $100k. But it was their money so nothing I could do.,"Yup, one of my friends is having an Indian wedding and their family is spending around 250K." +The fact that we are gradually automating every low to medium skilled work out there to put people out of jobs Will there be riots because of high unemployment rate? Will the entire world hate us?,"If we want basic income and communism, everyone in this sub should give up their top 10% of the US wages and accept the national average wage of $30,000/year." +"PSA: If you ever see users here being overly racist, it's just shitlibs pretending to be Trump supporters.",I think this person is fibbing. +"You have $2000 to spend on your hobby. Without saying what your hobby is, what do you buy?",Ammo +Hey fuck you. We got Harbaugh,What good is he if he can't even beat Ohio State? +Cavs sick new intro video,Holy shit we got played +Lowry was underwhelming to start the season but he's been on fire since. Klay had a slow start too. I guess Draymond needs to chill with all the dick kicks. He's really going off the rails. It's like someone teabagged him as a child and now he wants revenge.,"Klays been OK imo, hasnt done any impressive stuff to show not trading for Kevin Love" +The CBB live shows are great. Teachers Lounge is really funny too. Having the entire WTF back catalogue is amazing for background or driving. Also the amount of stand-up comedy albums are awesome. It's a great deal for $5.,Oh nice I didn't know there are stand up albums on there! +"Who is a player your team ended up letting go to early in there career. As the title asks. Mine would be Torrey smith, or Pernell mchpee.",Phil Dawson :'( +Why don't monkeys wear hats ?,The patriarchy +Jabba Moore's Plan: 5 Things You Can Do Right Now About Donald J. Trump LMAO,"Number 6: forget items 1-5 and suck it up, Buttercup." +How Alcohol Influences Muscle (10 Studies) | Drunk Workout in Vegas,Will they ever learn? +"Something you seem to forget is that Armor supers give up allot of DPS for the HP. and Armor supers have 0 mid slots that change there armor while shield supers have low slots that increase shiled HP. Shield supers have their place in the game I'm very sorry its not in massive fleet warfare. Jay and the others that died had no links running (How much more HP would that have added?) They though they were safe this is the main reason it went down the way it did, I'm sure if jay could go back to the point where he jumped in he would have alligned and activated his hardeners right away. TLDR - Hindsight is 20/20 OMG shield and armor are Different with advantages / Disadvantages.",a lot* +Dylan Voller: Mother of Don Dale prisoner says son 'too afraid' to give royal commission evidence,The system works. +Oh yeah I forgot about that dildo... good times,I 'member +"I'm pretty much pantsless/mostly naked all the time, except when it gets below 40 outdoors and my apartment feels chilly.",The real reason you don't Snapchat +Right? Marriage should be spoken about before the actual proposal.,"The proposal itself can be a surprise, but marriage should not be" +LYING LIBERAL SCHOOLS!!!!,Slavery still continues in in white countries too +No one is touching Swans after all of the controversy this year,"Fantano will put it on his, guaranteed." +I.. I've only ever lived in California and Washington... there's states that *don't* do this? How do people know what to vote for?,The media! +That's a metaphor for something isn't it?,Home is where you have been nutting for the past million years +Someone has to code the ai,the first few sure. +Extra 5 damage from the DFT dot is cheesing...?,Definitely way cheaper than the much higher instant damage from a single quick combo +Forever in the Moment: The Importance of Vintage JW and HEN1,I'd love for jw to get back to that form +"1. xrandr is the command what you need, check man file of it. 2. Try i3gaps, it's very easy to hide or show the status bar by a shortcut key.",iirc I3gaps uses the standard status bar as i3 and only makes graphical changes to i3 +Any chance of a fix for the grey screen bug?,"It's a feature, working as intended" +Well rip me :(,"Resolder it back, obviously!" +HAMILTON!,"Sir, he know what to do in the trench, ingenuitive and fluent in French, Ami!" +"Oh, I 'member!",'memeber +Another Withered Freddy Test Render,SCOOT LEIK CLEIPPEN 2000% BOIIII +"Affordable SEO Services In Charlotte, NC - Complete SEO Solution",Obviously you don't provide copywriting.... +"Or better yet, where is the outrage that the democratic primaries were rigged in Hillary's favor?",Hear hear. +"The good rick theory SPOILER WARNING: (NSFW) Ok so, I've been hearing a lot of theories about what rick gets locked up for. One of the big ones is fucking up the whole multi-verse. That's why he says everything. Essentially rick is a bad guy. In addition to this in the councils of ricks episode they pull him in for allegedly killing 27(or whatever it is) other ricks. Now since there are infinite universes surely there are an equal amount of ricks that have saved those 27 and stopped rick c-137 (assuming it's him The whole time) from doing bad stuff meaning he's not bad. So why are they punishing him since he's technical completely morally neutral since infinite universe mean all the bad and the good should cancel out. Opinions?","Rick is killing other ricks in other universes, so they can't be saved by even more ricks" +"Taunt Code. We can use the taunts in clash royale to make a special code, and make it go viral using reddit! For example: Wow + Laugh + Cry = Please let me have one crown, I need it for a crown chest. Wow + Angry + Cry = Please go easy on me, I'm under-leveled/on a losing streak. Wow before other taunts signifies a message, and not just a taunt. Add more suggestions in the comments!",Lol this won't be abused at all +"Its not merely a body alteration, its quite literally *genital mutilation*. Everyone's just too polite to call it that.",Agreed. +Highway pokemon,What in the ever-loving fuck is this picture? +Did they just revalue y 3 times in 3 lines? My god that code is ugly.,"Ugly, but freaky fast." +This guy has 18RWS on ESEA.,what a talent +It affects people who are getting sick and dying though... Just fuck em?,"Obviously drug addicts aren't people, so who cares" +Isn't this 'blogspam'? A simple repost?,Yeah...but with an Apple spin! +you can thank Obama voters for the genocide in Syria...Obama is the most terrible and lawless president in US history.,"I choose to blame the Jews, who are responsible for every war since the start of the universe." +Panorama,nope +Grappling hook should just be a function all pilots have instead of a tactical I want use and explore other tacticals but I feel so naked without my Grappling hook that I always end up using it instead. If the main focus of the game is the pilots mobility then the hook should be a core function. Not to mention it'll make mid air fights a lot more common.,I can't upvote this enough. +You forgot to mention how much you hate white people.,"Yea, you need to not only hate them but also blame them for EVERYTHING!" +Unless it's an Ana who thinks her DPS is the same priority as healing.,But Ana is a better DPS than healer anyways! +"I want one so bad, but Everytime I get a skin, I mess up putting it on somehow. I try really hard to make it perfect, but for some reason can't.",Do you not use a hair dryer when putting it on? +"Rule 1 no low effort content and submissions I'm fairly confused here. If he have this Rule in place, how come it's rarely enforced ? 90% of the posts here are the most low effort bullshit clips ever. It's mainly people simply trying to collect upvotes from people dumb enough to upvote things like Stewie LITERALLY INSANE VAC NUTTY LITERALLY VAC INSANE CRAZY KILL WITH SHROUD AUTIMATIC SHROUD As much as I hate using this word, many titles are click bait or entirely misleading. They're generally not entertaining to any extent. Most titles include the following tags - INSANE - VAC - NUTTY - SHROUD - Stewie - Swag Before you say You can filter out the gameplay clips I'll tell you why that argument is absolutely stupid #1 I'm on mobile This means that I simply can't filter things out. I'm sure a very good chunk of us are on mobile. I would assume it has to be a bare minimum of 1/3rd of users are on mobile #2 I'm not against twitch clips I have no problem watching a 1v4 retake from rank S. Or a USP ace. But I don't want to see some guy on Spunjs stream get a flick. Why do we have shit like Chicken stacks getting past the low effort rule. If you didn't catch it, some guy pretty much posted 3 chickens on that slope outside A on cobble. You may not know this map since most of the easily amused silvers here main D2. We have putting Send nudes in bullet holes getting thousands of upvotes. Along with people killing people in DM because a repetitive spawn happens. Am SK roster change, major update or anything along like it will never get the same amount of traction as a shit twitch clip or picture. Do you ever see 3Kliksphilip videos get over 500 upvotes ? Not really. Frag movies almost never exceed 50 upvotes. It's almost like this sub is built to go against high effort, high quality posts. Idk where I'm going but TL;DR this subs 11 year old attention span shows by upvoting shit and not giving enough attention to high quality submissions. No one is actually here to discuss the game.",You broke the rule your talking about. +Friendly Neighborhood!,ONE MORE DAY! +"Tax payers money well spent, just sayin....get to f'n work dudes!",you sound fun +the mlb will never let themselves get caught in something that embarrassing my response was the steroid trial in which McGuire was not going to talk about the past or Palmerio lying to congress saying he never used only to get busted under a year after the trial. Familia's actions is not a reflection on MLB but himself. If they don't suspend him harshly than MLB embarrasses themselves ala NFL Ray Rice.,The steroids scandal was not nearly as embarassing as the NFL and Ray Rice. +"But hygiene is a pretty valid reason. I mean look, say you have a kid and the doctor is like Hey, we need to do this procedure so that your kid has a less chance of getting diseases in the future. Of course, as a parent you want the best for your kid so you're probably going through with the decision. I do think it should be up the person, but you can't paint hygiene as if it wasn't a valid concern for parents who wanted this done. If anything I'd say it was the biggest reason. Sure religion does play a part in it as well, but then why would a lot of atheist families have their children cut as well? Surely not for religious purposes.",Europeans are so unhygienic and disease riddled it's absolutely mind boggling. +UC Davis Doctors Perform Surgery On Baby Still In The Womb,"But what if I still want to get blacked out drunk, slut around without condoms, and not think of any consequences." +I don't tell people about the number of rural Ethiopians (predominantly men) who spend most of the day drunk and doing nothing much. I adored Ethiopia (so much so that I took an expedition of students there) but I will now never donate money to charity for works done there.,Khat eating loud yelling spitting crazyeyes dudes just being obnoxius:) i got snitched by One of those guys and had a visit from the Police:D +spruce is seeking a way to justify the truck rampage and excuse the behavior of the terrorist.,"Or they want to know if he was killed initially or went along due to the threat of violence, then made a heroic last stand when he realized what the terrorist was doing... Just sayin'" +There was no scene in any of the books that were remotely like this. However I will say they to me are far better than HHGTTG. I was waiting for either a third book or a tie in with Hitch Hikers....,Seriously... do they at least have the 3D couch rotation visualization on his computer? +"Jesus i fucking hate that shit. If the Ana/mercy/etc is failing to heal me when im right up in her face, i dread to think what they are doing while we are in the heat of the battle :(",I don't know if you noticed but I'm a DPS Ana... +Nope. I ordered takeout and then paid for delivery.,touche my friend +12 Angry Men is 96 minutes long.,"And if you cut out the staircase fight scene, orgy and dance number it's a breezy 38 minutes." +Yeah I am,Comment or message OP of that post with your overbuff and we'll consider you :D +"So what, I was Time's Person of the Year in 2006. What's the big deal?","Fuck you, making me use google and shit!" +I heard you want a dandelion,Finally a great Shitpost +his two best friends got together and he's angry... what the fuck?,"Because they're all supposed to be loser loners like him, of course!" +'Hij zat toevallig in de auto en had niets te maken met de ramkraak!'. Echt waar! XD,Vast een moeilijke jeugd gehad +"My cat only has 3 legs, and loves when I scratch the spot she can't reach","Vet here, most cats have 4" +"Authentic El Salvadorian Restaurants (Pupusas!) in Victoria? Hey all. So a long, long time guilty pleasure for us in Vancouver was Rinconcito Salvadoreno Restaurant on The Drive; the hand made pupusas and other authentic El Salvadoran foods were amazing. Been really wanting to find a good El Salvadoran restaurant in Victoria, but searches so far turn up Mexican (with a few doing sorta-pupusas). Any hidden gems?",what makes food authentic? +"Boys Scouts treasurer stole $95k, Germantown Police say",This guy is a real POS! +"Wireless is the future. Just accept it. You're going to have to eventually anyway, so why not not now?",Because my brand new phone the Samsung galaxy s1 has the ability to do both wireless and wired! +MAINLY,Feels disingenuous to say anyone person or group had more input to the L than anyone else In no particular order I blame Offense Defense Special teams Coaching +And Justice For All. The only thing challenging is the length.,Standing still for 9 minutes must be hard +This is just clever usage of the tools riot provides. Shame Riot will patch it though,Ah yes it is totally intended that placing a Zz'rot next to an inhibitor prevents minions that spawn from moving.This is just a clear usage of a feature. +whatever. the rework took out all the fun out of the champ. He's just another generic fighter guy with a dark mysterious past and shitty emo quotes! oh and a shitty minigame mechanic! can't forget that!,Cause old Yorick was so fun and interactive +Broken RNG How can something be broken if it is random? You and your friend are just having a really bad streak.,"No see RNG should mean shavs dropping once a map, killing a pack of whites and 50 sextant dropping or you know fun RNG not this real RNG which means my confirmation bias should be taken as confirmation of bad drop rates." +I've opened over 400 classic packs and have never opened Mind Control Tech. Which cards are your unicorns? I can't craft him because I know I'll get him eventually. It's the only rare card I'm missing in the game.,"500 grand tournament packs, still haven't opened any useful cards" +"Um, it was a joke.","Um, I know" +What would go through your mind as you are dragged over the edge...,Any idea how you'd actually die? +"Akamai: 12-Year-Old SSH Vulnerability Fueling Internet-Of-Broken-Things DDoS Attacks, And Worse","ELI5, why do we have IoT items outside of a firewall again?" +It's dead cheerios dude that's his thing,Fuuuuuucking guy. +"#NextFakeTrumpVictim is trending on Twitter. When accused with peddling conspiracy and misogyny, the alt-right doubles down. Shouldn't they have learned by now this is a losing strategy? I'm feeling second hand embarrassment.",Trump brand will be the next jnco jeans that's how trashy it's about to get +"Picture of siblings recently posted on FB, top comment award goes to...",He just came back from West Africa +Now what?,make some chopsticks instead +"Ivern is hot though, whatchu talkin about...","Totally agree, not a hot girl though, and no boobs." +How much of a steal is housing in areas like that?,"You can buy an abando for anywhere from <5k to 50k depending on how fucked it is , as long as your criteria for housing is a roof and walls" +My septum piercing,Did it hurt +Ah there we go... What would r/apple be without immediate outrage at the first possible chance...,Useless? +That's just my life.,user name checks out. +Does anyone else miss BO5? Grand finals? I don't know why any tournaments don't do BO5'S anymore for the grand final these 400k first place prize pools are super appropriate for this.I remember watching Virtus Pro and Mouz Sports going at it back in the day on a BO5.,"I think it makes for worse series overall, because unless a team wins 3-0 it starts becoming more about stamina than who's the better team" +"US Captured Yak-9P undergoing testing, Post Korean War",Glijub plez US needs OP bias naow)))) +Treat yourself to some Hypercrisis!,What did I just read... o_O +"Five years after hiring Jeff Fisher, the Rams now rank 32nd in points, 32nd in yards, and 32nd in first downs","Well, if the neverending losing seasons weren't enough to convince someone to move on from Fisher, this sure would!" +"Reddit,what do you regret most about your College life ?",Caring too much about grades. +Full body suit and mime perhaps?,It would have to be a fat suit or something because leotards tend to accentuate certain body parts that are used to distinguish gender. +I thought Aldi was for poor people?,They don't check your income at the door... +Lets give our warmest congratulations to our head of Behaviour. Jeffrey Wright turns 51 today,What cake? +This RM has nothing to do with Ninjas,"I'm guessing the ninja part is meaning stealth nerf/change, aka unannounced change." +That attitude doesn't help.,What do you see as an alternative? +"Phil Jackson on his use of 'posse': The obvious thing is, the word itself carries connotation. And I just don't understand that, that part of it -- the word. So I guess word choice could be something I could regret. But talking about other teams' players, that's out of the box.","Phil Jackson: Not always right, but never wrong." +"I just did loki support in ranked, and won",Loki SSS+++++++++++-+ tier confirmed. +"Yeah, this is pretty standard for professional squatters. It basically just means that the property owner has to go to court to get a possession order to get them out. From what I understand (I work for a railway company and have read reports regarding travellers and squatters on railway land), it's usually cheaper and easier to just wait until they move on then make an insurance claim for anything stolen or damaged. It's a shame, though, because that attitude just encourages them to keep coming back.",surely a few molotovs flying around at night would solve the problem? +"SP, her own hostage negotiator? This is a sadistic situation, and Sherri somehow was able to convince them to let her go... - John Kelly, profiler",She really might be Supermom! +The Killers: Hot Fuss. It really is an incredible album.,Yeah the killers are so underrated +"Donald Trump Picks Scott Pruitt, Ally of Fossil Fuel Industry, to Lead E.P.A.",WOW WHAT A FUCKING SURPRISE SURE WAS A GOOD IDEA TO ELECT HIM AS PRESIDENT +"Environmentalists have impoverished First Nations, pro-pipeline chief says - Politics",I think white people should pay a higher price for so-called *'green oil'* because we have too much money +scandal. Why make a youtube video?,you forget this +and how do you measure that?,"WPM, the number of zeroes in your salary, and how much of a dick you are to everyone." +"My first ultrawide, thanks to this sub","Welcome brother, we have the same monitor :) It's a fantastic one" +"Unless you're on a grandfathered Verizon plan that still offers you subsidies, there's really no reason IMO to not buy directly from Google. Google even offers financing over 24 months with no interest (financing only available if you qualify). It's only the models sold by Verizon (and from what I've seen, Best Buy) that are the bootloader locked ones.",Yeah I read that I could turn in my turbo for 250 off the pixel +With the great reveal of.... Vegas Au-den Knights!,"What are they, French?" +"Christmas Gift Ideas for a player? I need ideas for presents to get some friends who play competitively. They've already got scufs, and nice headsets. So, what're some other gifts they could use that are under $40?","As previously mentioned, if they're serious, adderall." +What is it with all the fake news about people supposedly endorsing trump? I saw one about Kurt Cobain saying that he endorsed Trump in 1993 and said he'd make a great president one day. Kurt fucking Cobain! Does anyone who knows about 5 minutes of the guy's personality believe that for one second?,"Yeah, you'd think they'd have used Kurt Cobain's current opinion of Trump." +Religious leaders push for Muslim alternative to Peppa Pig,Maybe they can replace it with a Mohammed cartoon since they're so concerned about their kids +Aren't cl_interp and cl_interp_ratio forced to lowest settings at ESEA? Atleast they used to be.,"Cl_interp_ratio is forced to 1, but cl_interp can be adjusted up to .03." +"I think this is the biggest argument as to there unfitness to drive, not that they didn't see the non marked off ramp.",It's been 2 years and they still don't know what it was that happened. +no go for me. Only berries I really like are strawberries,You don't like the razzberry frap from starbucks bro? +Planned Parenthood has real ones for free / donation specifically so people don't plastic wrap it or this which is the same thing.,Wait Planned Parenthood doesn't just kill babies? +Comment Give me cutters Good Doctor to keep the Good Doctor dealing!,give me 1993 cutters good doctor +"Di ko nilalahat pero nababaduyan talaga ako sa mga recent local bands na may name ng vocalist sa name (Sud, Jensen & the Flips, Miles Experience, Brisom, etc). Not because baduy yung name, pero dahil baduy yung music that they make, nagkataon lang siguro. Sigh. Maybe it's just me...",That Miles Experience band sounds like Mile's Sexperience if you say the band's name repeatedly. +"Dude, can't we just all have a good time and hate OP? Party pooper",Downvotes didn't realize the +Why are you so touchy over someone making a simple and factual point lol.,Because it's called derailing the conversation. +everybody's body is different. Only time it's every really euphoric for me is if I take the right dosage about 20 minutes before exercise. Once the blood gets pumping euphoria kicks in,"Maybe the first high dose I had gave me a tiny bit of Euphoria, maybe." +"If u are desperate for a goal, Martial If ur opponent is taking control of the game, Kante If u need to protect ur lead: Butland, Smalling",Cheers mate +Twiig's been killing it lately. So glad they got signed to Mainstage,One of the best big room producers out right now IMO +A better example is don't start RGIII over a fringe QB (looking at you me from two seasons ago starting Johnny Football in his first career start),"oh man, i started johnny manziel in the playoffs that year too... still may have been better than kaepernick was for me" +"What's the most absurd thing you've heard another player say in game? This question comes from a recent competitive match, where the Reinhardt on our team never put his sheild up. When asked polietly to do so, his response was: Dude, you know Rein's sheild is limited right? So there's no real reason to use it at all.","In No Limits, a dude started calling people cunts for hero stacking." +This so much. I absolutely lost it when the OP turned around to a frantically t-bagging hanzo who just slipped in there. I AM THE STEALTH BM'ER! FEAR MY RAPID CROUCHING TECHNIQUE!,BROTHER NO! +Kevin Gausman escapes the seventh inning with a gorgeous Splitter to Sandy Leon (more GIFs in comments),"Saw this live, cried" +Very proud of my little child named Valve,"No magic number 128 - litteraly unplayable, Valve can't manage It's game" +I don't know that would of been a cool arc Eugene and Milton putting there minds together in the time we're in now,"While I agree, I seriously doubt Milton would still be alive by this point even if he survived Season 3." +USA squats 270kg/595lbs for 6 raw.,He looks like he's ready for a nap when he puts that down. +"**FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A COAT! THATS 186,518 COATS HANDED OUT!** We are 80.32% of our goal to coat the 232,206 great people of Fremont, California. Lets make sure everyone gets a coat in the United States! For every Centipede a coat for every coat a Centipede! This bot was created by devious1087, feedback always welcome.",I...I want a coat.... +"Consumers won't notice carbon tax in price of consumer goods, Notley says - Edmonton",Why did we do this to ourselves :'( +Please get this to the front so that people can see why the African American community is struggling. Stay with your children and MAGA!,Single moms are so brave to risk all that for their children. +Berlin. ^^Too ^^soon?,I hate the internet. +Reading all that internet shit just to know which lines to writte sounds impressive to me.,Cateee (yes that's three 'e's) +"You can play your widowmaker, hanzo, symmetra, bastion etc. All that I ask is that everytime you die ask yourself in the time it takes to respawn. Did I make a meaningful impact on the game? If not then ask yourself is there a hero that would more suitable against the current enemies lineup? And that goes for any hero. Often I will see a team member die over and over with out getting a kill. I am totally against the automatic hate that certain picks get as some of the best plays I see that save the game are from hanzos or widowmakers, but if it isn't working out don't feel ashamed to switch it up. Thanks for reading and enjoy your games.",We need more people like OP in solo queue being nice instead of switch off (insert someone your good with but is not in meta) before the game even starts. +Starring our President-elect.,OMG he's so classy! +7.1.5 PTR Build 23194 (MMO-Champion),"lol there hasn't been a single patch yet since Legion launched where frost mages haven't been buffed but we were *totally fine at launch* guys, trust us" +"My sister adopted . My husband thinks it's not normal for him to be as attached to her as he is. My sister adopted my nephew Roman 4 months ago. Roman is extremely attached to her. He follows her around, he wants to watch his avengers cartoon with her. She has told me he crawls into her bed if he's cold. My husband thinks it's not normal for him to be this attached to her. How do I get him to be silent before he says something stupid? TL;DR: Husband thinks it's not normal for my adopted nephew to be as attached to my sister as he is.",I bet your husband is great fun at parties +"My family are hardworking Hispanic Americans, why do WHITE Liberals feel the need to constantly speak for us? You don't own us.",Don't you love getting called racist by white liberals? +I'm that guy fucktard,"Hahaha, nice." +That's certainly a very pessimistic and boring view to have on the world.,"If there is anything muslims are known for, its the flexibility and adaptability to a non-muslim ways of life and laws." +The old waggy after getting her new grill,I never noticed that these had sweet hood ornaments +"exactly. pandora doesn't go back in the box, he only comes out.","Hey, go preach about your fancy box god somewhere else." +But what's this got to do with anything?,It's part of the Donald attempt to take over KiA +The Weeknd - False Alarm,dis some real life gta shit damn +IIRC Canada has among the worst healthcare among developed nations with universal healthcare. So we're about as bad as it gets.,"Yeah, you're not RC." +"you see here, if someone crashes, unless that's unintentional, and you find a way around that hole, it'll kinda hurt that, and even there, Task Manager crashes your game if you hit end task or program, I'm afraid there is NO solution to SOS Shopping, as ANY solution will screw something up, the main proposal I would like to see if having 3-4 districts where the toon isn't hidden, but the rest are hidden, that way those 3-4 districts are shop frenzy and the others aren't.",Then we just need to put all of the invasions in the shop frenzy districts to make the fix useless! +"Life Expectancy In U.S. Drops For First Time In Decades, Report Finds",Thanks Obama +"Jai Modi, Jai Amit Shah, Jai Soldier",Soldier bol diya argument khatam +Happy Holidays is a single phrase that encompasses Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. I have no idea why some Christians have a problem with it.,Happy Holidays is only for people who hate Jesus. +Mods are asleep. Tell me your best PCMR jokes. A classic; Why did the peasant cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side.,Consoles. +I doubt they care even about living testimonials to be honest,(((living testimonials))) can't be trusted +DAE HAVE SUCH A HARD LIFE BEING GAY AND IS NOW RELIEVED BECAUSE SOME VIDEO GAME CHARACTER IS GAY???????,"Fuck off haha, you don't understand at all what the post was about." +Waiting for someone to say it is ok to poach because people are poor and all,It's their culture we should respect that +Battlefield 1 Official Giant's Shadow Trailer,"Support is a weak class, let's buff them with a rocket-propelled crossbow grenade!" +"SLS, how are you going to test this game with 3 players online after a few months of dropping playerbase? I bought into EA because this game is super fun and it's still is, but how am I supposed to find a game when 3 players are online including me?","You do like their first game's playerbase did after a year or so, add all the players you know on skype and set up times to log in and play." +Good luck trying to get Christians to read a history book. Most of them barely read their own holy scripture.,I'll have you know I'm an expert in the 7 verses that validate my political views and like 80% of the stories of Easter and Christmas +"[Yuri on Ice Spoilers](#s When he said round and golden in the last episode I was thinking No way that's a ring, it has to be a medal haha what a nice pun tho AND THEN IT HAPPENED OMG)","More Spoilers [When he asks him to be his coach till he retires, that's VERY close to a proposal in Japan, and when Victor replied he never wants him to retire, that's VERY close to a Yes.]" +"Not saying I don't agree. But if you play the game enough or any moba, you encounter these people and situations. My house started flooding once while I was in a game. Another time at a mates place his dog got hit by a car (it was okay). Things happen. Some people get frustraighted and leave. Girlfriend/family on your back when a games taking longer then planned. Some people just love to be jerks.",Can't you just tell the flood to wait 10 minutes? +Scientists slam Donald Trump's environment chief over climate denial: 'It's like disputing gravity',Well gravity is also just a theory. +The real problem is that for God knows what reason this has been deemed as a perfectly acceptable way to speak in public,Because reverse racism doesn't exist! +"Industries heavily favored Trump. Random billionaires aren't the elite in this country, companies like AT&T or TWC that throw millions into lobbying each year are the actual elite and they love Trump because he will throw out net neutrality. Other industries love Trump because he'll remove global warming legislation. Banks love him because he'll remove the regulations passed to prevent another banking collapse. All the REAL money loves Trump, he wants a 13% tax break for himself, while lowering it 1% for the avg American. How can anyone not see this as a massive victory for the elite and a giant fuck you to the average American?",Because he's going to make America great again! +Obama is 'most frustrated' he couldn't pass gun control,Damn that constitution and those pesky words shall not be infringed +There's no such thing as naturally being good at something. Everything is learned and skills grow through repetition.,"results = work * intelligence + talent where talent is the already acquired skills that crossover (for example, doing a lot of math can grant some of the logical thinking required to be a programmer)." +First the report will go to IPA AND then it will be made public? That makes me a little uneasy. What if a particular zero day was kept secret for them selves or another actor?,"Yeah... it should totally go to the public FIRST, and _then_ to the organization that funded it." +We must expropriate the expropriaters!,But only taxes can be theft! +"This would be a pretty interesting aspect to think about stealth-wise in the next Fallout game. If you have your PIP-Boy active, you will easily be found and attacked. Of course, if you're planning to murder anyone anyway, then whatever.",And have a side quest where you can get the fallout version of earbuds--but they mostly block the sound of your surroundings! +StatTrak PP Bizon | Cobalt Halftone The first skin I ever bought. Wouldn't trade it for 100 keys.,c.o me 101 +(Sherman) Heard Marlins last bid for Chapman was $87M. He signed with Yankees for $86M.,Good to know he's not in it for the money +BOYCOTT ALERT: German Companies Pull Ads From Breitbart,Volkswagen anyone? +Some people get them surgically closed due to runny eyes,"Opened for runny eyes, closed for dry eyes." +sell totw spencer ware? 30k? title.,Guess I'm selling the one I had chilling in my binder. +A $20 BIN? I thought eBay ran out of deals!,Catz is clearly fake. +Sure it was,forgot +I miss legacy team fights.,"Travel mode was a big problem, and the map was way to big for the speeds we're at now." +SOT was basically a 7-10 hour interactive episode. Thoroughly enjoyed that game.,That game is longer than a whole season of South park +2 million. of course you victor! jew is only 1/3 human!,"The other 5 million gays, poles, gypsies, disabled people and other political dissidents don't even count as human beings!" +when will the Hawaii map be reslaed plz tell me,From today to the release of Half Life 3. +"When was each champion at its most insanely broken? For example, 4.20 warwick, beta twisted fate, etc.",Every Champion on release +(Help) Finally trying another arena I'm at least wanting a 3 star crystal how much should I shoot for it?,Every time I hit 1.5 mil I have gotten a 3 star crystal. +Tony Romo,The Hall of fame isn't for backups. +"In terms of best overall, I'd take the HTC 10. The OP3 is nice for sure and it's tough to beat the price, but that customer service leaves a lot to be desired.",Although their shitty customer support is like 50% less shitty now. +When you have no faith in your teammate but then a miracle happens!,Bet blue team is pissed +Twitter replies are cancer.,WHAT A SELFISH ACT +Will do one over the weekend if people are interested.,Cut a banana for scale +"Oh, right - they were fine with the Star Wars franchise until 2012 when Lucas Film was acquired by Disney, and then the Jews turned it into a celebration of immorality.",Also he's boys with Spielberg and you just know he's getting his money grubbing Jew hands all over that. +Racial diversity = jack shit,Because your ethnicity doesn't affect your experience of life at all +This happened September 2015. You would know that if you read more than the title.,"So, back on the streets with pay raises?" +"Yes, you will get the full 10m. Storage will say 10,000,000/8,000,000. I can assure you--I've bought one of these packs. You won't be screwed out of your resources.","You seem to be someone who knows: if I get the pack, full storages + more, can I lose part of the +more if I get raided?" +"If GBM is in form, there really aren't any junglers in Europe that can match him from a mechanical standpoint. He looked truly awful in summer but he was dealing with a lot of team issues and clearly wasn't motivated. It'll be interesting to see if he can rebound with a new team behind him.","Jankos, Trick and Trashy are not mechanically worse than GBM wth - especially on jungle champions which are just diffrent pool of champions." +New POWER RANGERS Zords teaser poster,"I know everyone is in nostalgia overload right now, but I really don't think this movie is going to be good." +"Yea mostly, but if very conservative then mostly not.... the other day I chose to beat an insane hunchback Turns out, He loved it and wanted me to beat him some more, he wouldn't leave me alone and kept following me around asking for more punishment, until I myself went insane!",You're forgetting that conservative means they are aliens with literally zero sense of humor. +This siege right now is actually impossible.,Maybe of they bring a few more infrantry stacks they will give up +What's worth paying a little extra for?,Paying shipping for something you've wanted for a long time and getting excited knowing it'll be delivered sooner. +TAKE THOSE DOWNVOTES YOU PIECE OF SHIT,... Okay then guess everyone on Reddit needs the +No need to worry! Their Facebook post says they're taking a short break to address various **minor** game issues (emphasis mine). Totally nothing to worry about!,"Here, you seemed to have dropped this:" +"And like everything else we love, it's about to leave you.",Found the optimist. +"People want everything for free. Can't say I blame them, especially knowledge. It's just not a reality in a Capitalist system. Either there's ads, you subscribe, or you don't visit.",There's a difference between having ads and having abusive ads and a terrible ux. +A SPEAR TO LITTLE GIRL! WHY DOGBERG WHY!,What a heel! +Imagine he gets the final out against Ortiz when he inevitably returns,sometimes you dont need a +"Bae: You either have sex with me, or you keep playing Brave Frontier. Me:",I see they are finally letting us buy Tilith's panties on Amazon. +was already confirmed that his tweet was about the nexus a.i. in level 4 missions.,Pics or it didn't happen bro. +"A suspect in the shooting death of an Americus, Ga Police officer is dead.",Damn that's Uh really sad... +"What if consciousness is passed along in genes and not does not exist in the mind So like genes your child will get half of yours, and your grandchildren will get a quarter, etc. As a consequence those who do not have children cease to exist upon death.",Then what happened to my parents' consciousness? +On Xbox what is the value of grey lights,Labby +I agree this reads like a shitty facebook article that's fake. This makes us look bad,"Fortunately, this is the only fake article that's been shared on the_donald!" +How does the fan make the beep though??,"It's a magical Presto machine, that's how." +Best way to stop people tailgating you is to have something powerful enough that when you put your foot down. The car behind you cant keep up.,"But if you speed up, then the tailgaters win" +"Whatever, bird-storms",I think the Cyclone should be a tornado mascot with the requirement that the kid in the suit must spin in circles the entirety of the game. +"Not sure why you're downvoted. I agree with you and it might also have to do with the age you can obtain your license here. One example to support your point though is (I know, I know) left lane drivers. When I took drivers ed in Ontario, they made a point to teach you to only ever drive in the left lane on a highway if you are passing someone (not including bumper to bumper traffic obviously). Here, people will argue with you until they're red in the face that anyone can drive in the left lane at any time and not really understanding the logic behind it. It just goes to show that driver training is lacking here or just bad.","Well I know that for *myself*, when someone is driving too slow in the left lane, I want to beat them so badly they end up hospitalized." +just like me texting my friends?,You are the cancer that plagues this generation +"Well it does go towards ridiculing the government's plan to decrease the corporate tax rate, when 1/3 of the companies aren't even hit by it. What benefit will see they see if they aren't even paying it in the first place?",That's why the low income earners need to pay more. +"While the reef will migrate south somewhat, it is dying quicker than its moving.",Government rescue plan: create jobs by moving the reef. +I can just about imagine that Tone pilot's smirk as he tanked through your flight core.,"The tone went from 75% health to doomed, I wouldn't quite say tanked." +"We can never escape tranzit, can we",Flying away from this bullshit with my trusty Turbine +A drunk mayoral candidate screams during a debate while two other candidates brawl.This really happened.,Still more professional than the United States Presidential Election. +Because I don't agree with your opinion? Didn't realize I was talking to 10 year olds.,Oh yeah because you're really coming off like a grownup with your desire for revenge +"You mean blade length, or stealing railways spikes lol",It's not stealing if you promise to give it back to the railroad commission if they ask for it back +"No sympathy for cyclists, especially an asshole holding up traffic like this. Worst pieces of shit on the road really.","Sure, sure, never mind the big ass truck that could've easily killed someone driving like they were, fuck the cyclist safely and legally doing absolutely nothing wrong." +Traore might want to pack his bags if El Ghazi gets back in form,What do you make of Traore's season so far? +Jackson Hole Sheriff Dabs,"5:04 am pacific time, nothing going on." +"That is because small businesses so far was mostly avoiding taxes by operating in cash. GST will stop that to a significant extent. So of course their compliance burden will increase, they were non-complaint so far.","Yeah dude, small businesses were avoiding octroi, excise and all other sorts of taxes by paying in cash." +OTP Ryze Montage / 1M Mastery points Here we Ryze Again,"editing was way too flashy, turned it off after a minute or 2" +Them muslim fellas sure seem to like this Allen guy a lot,"Jesus christ mate, why in hell would you say Muslims seem obsessed with religion?" +I'm so doing this on my flight back home on the 26th. I feel bad for the people on my flight and they don't even know it yet.,How old are you? +"Yeah, just a good scare .. He just sent me a pic to prove that he really is okay, so I'm already a bit better now :)","okay, good to hear :-)" +Even russell wilson has a cannon,He said black QB's +my boyfriend is bi... he had a girlfriend when i met him. i dont see anything wrong with him,"Obviously, he's just biding his time to break up with you and bang a chick... for the attention." +I would rather die than order a glue gun from Ali Express cause it'd probably malfunction and kill me,Yeah definitely go with the butane lighter alumni can glue gun over the electric heating element with a handle and no flamables +flyers trying to take out star players big shocker here,What a surprise +Why do you say that Dems do the opposite of what they say during the campaign? I'm just not seeing it.,Because they take money from THE CORPORATIONS reeeeee +"Well, that's a first...",yes i agree i have never seen anyone play galicia before. +*spoiler alert*,Yeah but it's an almost 18 years old movie +Donald Trump supporters express regret over their vote: 'He seems lost',I know I'm shocked. +So glad you know it's AD. It kills me hearing everyone say AP.,"Me: Dude, AD is feasting Dude: Dude, it's AP Smh" +"Premier League: Diego Costa - Player of the Month, Antonio Conte - Manager of the Month and Pedro - Goal of the Month for November","Antonio Conte winning manager of the month even after he beat up that kid and his wife, what a travesty!" +How to apply to be a mod? Would like to give back to this amazing community.,Give back by not applying +The 60s were an interesting time,Why the fuck is this shit on r/wtf god damnit GTFO normies REEEEE +"What's your opinion on the Origin, Uplay, GoG Galaxy and Steam clients? All those clients have come a great way since their inception but I more often than not see people complaining about them based on old info. Is that old info still valid? What's your opinion about them based on your usage. Obviously the steam client is the favorite here but what about the others. Personally, I don't have many issues with neither of them, and I'd say about 98% of the time they just work just fine.","Origin is like your creepy uncle, Uplay is like your mentally handicapable little brother, GoG is like having a cool dad and Steam is like having an awesome grandfather." +What's the most metal song ever?,Steel loving you +yeah I started getting emails asking how to register like 2 hours after that went up lol,"More importantly, what are you going to do with all the money you make off the meet?" +"Tf1's pace is slower than CoD, Halo, and Tf2? huh? I mostly hear complaints about TF2 being much slower than TF1 because they wanted it to be more accessible (for the cod fans and TF1 fans). I've never heard that TF1 is slower than tf2... huh. interesting. Maybe I need to replay it. Also, are you on PC or Xbox?",Bunnyhopping is better in 2 IMO. +Take that back or i'll cut ya!,You can't hurt me more than I hurt myself. +"I don't know what to tell you, I didn't make that shit up. It's right there in the article.","Nah, Carr and the Raiders got EXPOSED last night" +What is slowly dying off and people just don't realize it?,The mainstream media and our need for it. +*YOU not WE,I'm not sure what you're referring to +"Lol, you think VR is 'done for'? Of course it's in it's enthusiast stage, that's how new technology works.",Its done for because *I* don't like it! +No,Thanks +Rich for someone to defend a Trump from harassment. If this type of speech qualifies as harassment Donnie should've been in the clink about a year and a half ago. It isn't criminal unless you threaten someone. If you keep it up long enough they could charge you with disturbing the peace I guess. The only recourse this guy could face is removal from the flight.,The correct recourse world be to remove him from the flight and perhaps ban him from flying on the airline in the future +Donald Trump chief strategist Steve Bannon wanted to limit vote to property owners,He puts the mock in democracy +"Two Ohio players arrested, charged with felony aggravated robbery","I guess since no UGA players have been arrested in a while , Athens PD had to arrest someone." +The last thing you bought grew 10x in size. How fucked are you?,I'm just incredibly hydrated-- I bought a 12 pack of water bottles. +What exactly is this 30 magazine clip that you speak of?,"It's what makes something one of those assault rifles, man...." +"THAT'S BECAUSE SEAHAWKS AREN'T REAL BIRDS. ACCEPT WHO YOU ARE, YOU OSPREY BASTARDS.",#\#OSPREYMASTERRACE +"MRW I, the only woman in my team, invite my colleagues over for drinks and after discussing the importance of gender equality they start animatedly talking about false rape accusations and how feminism was fine back in the day, but it's gone too far and I want to explode but I have to stay polite","Feminism was great back when it didn't make me have to face uncomfortable truths about who I am and the world I live in, but now that it does people should stop!" +My parrot is silly.,that's amazing +Has GTA 5 reached photorealism? (4k NaturalVision 2.0 Showcase),"I think this is pretty close to be photorealistic, but lighting is still too soft, especially sunlight." +Accidentally French-kissed A Dog,Dog looks like he's saying: look I've got one too! +"It's more along the lines of: Teach blacks not to steal. Teach Arabs not to be terrorists. Teach Mexicans not to be illegal immigrants. They aren't saying *Tell criminals not to be criminals*, they are saying *tell Group X not to do [CRIMINAL BEHAVIOR]*",Teach Muslims not to explode themselves +"Like I said bapes required some luck. RC restocked like 3 times already in the past 2 weeks in NYC as well as some other cities (LV, LA, etc). Online here and there as well. Yeezys were quite plentiful in NYC as well",PK doesn't require any luck so yeah gj +Ya giving out 96 Diamonds is so dumb.,I can't believe they didn't give us Prime Beltran after this difficult mission. +If Skolas gets remastered then shouldn't PoE too?,"PoE will hit in September, when D2 gets pushed to March 2018" +Trumps tax plan is pretty much identical to one being tested in Kansas and failing...,Yeah but why care about the long-term or overall effects when there's short-term personal gain to be had? +"well... it's up there with the most costly lessons you'll ever learn, hopefully, but it's nowhere near the most reputation damaging I've heard of.",There are a lot costlier ways he could have learned that one. +I grasp my cock firmly in my hand,It fills me with determination! +Are cats allowed to do that?,"Plot twist: the cat poisoned the girl's drink, but the guy picked up the wrong one..." +You meet a cute girl/guy. What's one thing they could do or say that would immediately make you have a crush on them?,"If they're single, I probably already have a crush on them" +"Man shot on Bass Pro Parking lot, police say","Holy shit, that guy worked at my Walmart." +On food that gives a buff in WoW Maybe he thought you didn't know what food you should use or thought you were using the wrong one and it triggered him?,v v surprised to see that sort of thing in r/wow +Why does this matter? Down vote it and move on. Not everyone is on Reddit 24x7,By that logic everything should be uploaded several times in so everybody had a chance to see it. +How Important is the Liberty bowl for Kirby Smart?,He gone if they lose +"The military related stories always get me. I think it's just the absurdity of a battle having to stop mid-fight because of an IT issue. Fall back, wireless is down.. Just mind blowing.","That's why games like battlefield have periods of lag and internet outages, need to simulate real life." +/California isn't TMZ.,... and it never will be with that attitude. +That looks photo shopped.,Yeah he went to the mall and shopped that photo. +You just said most people prefer Mac OS,He meant most people on Mac OS are on Mac OS because they like it more instead of because they fear the complexity of Windows or android. +Legal drinking age,Ha nerd +Upgraded to a Phanteks tempered glass case,"My case didnt come with that hood ornament, i have to email phanteks about this" +Alright This lore is just bullshit right now.,Its literally unsolveable +Does anyone else suspect she changed her gender so people would have more sympathy for her?,"Lol, yeah if there is one thing Americans have sympathy for its transgendered folk." +Wawa?,"Yes, it was from a Wawa" +Who doesn't love Blaus!,liberals +"Leah Rowe is the person who originally started the Libreboot fork to remove some blobs from Coreboot. Afterwards Leah wanted GNU to take on the Libreboot project and maintain the project for the GNU project. This went on for a while and there's plenty of contributors to Libreboot after the transfer to the GNU project. Eventually there was an FSF employee who was let go, this FSF employee was a friend of Leah's and supposedly that employee told Leah that she was fired for being trans. Leah then decided to demand that the GNU project be shut down and she claimed that she owned the official Libreboot project because she started it at the beginning. She also said that the fired employee didn't want to be named and then subsequently did absolutely everything she could short of naming the employee to identify who it was against their wishes. She also called 4 people within the FSF bigoted, racist, etc and demanded that they be fired immediately. RMS was one of the people who she was raging against. Other contributors to the Libreboot project have come out to make it known that they don't agree with Leah and that Leah doesn't speak for all of the other contributors to the Libreboot project. Officially Leah stepped down as maintainer of the project and started her own political fork of Libreboot which is identical to the real project. Unofficially Leah claims that hers is the official project because she started it even though she handed the project over to the GNU project a while back. Unfortunately Leah was the one who originally bought the libreboot website and she's taken that hostage to spew hate for the FSF, the GNU project, RMS, and the three other unfortunate targets. As far as the employee who was let go, it's not really known how she feels about this as she's wanted to remain anonymous. As for the claim that she was fired because she was trans, RMS replied that they won't comment on the matter but stated that her gender wasn't an issue when she was hired and it isn't an issue now. The employee had a senior job title and worked for the FSF for a number of years, FSF even highlighted her for Lady Ada Lovelace day on their website in the past. Because of Leah's actions the former employees name now comes up as a suggestion on Google for FSF or GNU Libreboot. Leah also helped that happen by telling everyone all about the fired employee and she also made changes to the Libreboot website to make her name more prominent which means that her leaking of information combined with some SEO changes to the website caused the Googlebot to include the fired employees name in the search suggestions. TL;DR: Don't give money to Minifree, you would be sponsoring the hateful and sexist Leah Rowe and funding the opposition of free software.",But women can't be sexist/racist/transphobic +Motorcyclist catches an escaped yellow parakeet with one hand,Now that is tough! +"Granted, to me thats a good thing, but to Canadians, eh, not so much. Well, then again, its an excuse to invade Canada, im all for it :)",As a canadian I am very frightened to hear this. +MKBHD: Google Pixel Impressions!,The design is nice but I can't get over how much it's similar to the iphone. +"Man, that Colin Trevorrow had me so hyped about JW before it came out. He was saying all the right things. It was using animatronics, there would be mixture of horror, adventure and new science, they would go back to what made the original great and build on that. He was philosophising about why Jurassic Park was popular and said he made a movie that would be as important as the original and would make people feel like kids again. He had me hook, line and sinker. He was so fucking full of it. I learned my lesson about movie hype from that. Hollywood are a bunch of bullshitters. I won't believe anything until I see it with my own eyes.",And now they gave him Star Wars...yay. +Not all sides hit by week 6. I didn't get acne til week 8 and chestne til my third week into cruising. Also the extreme body hair and musky sack that came during cruise.,You gotta save that sweat and keep them gains! +"Ooops flubbed the title, I meant complete AEK.",AEKII or just as long as they are cream dampened? +The last thing you bought grew 10x in size. How fucked are you?,That is one big prostitute +Evidence?,Tony Benn +"I don't understand why Tim Cook would make such a big deal out of the fact that it is the best iphone yet. Does anyone really expect Apple to do a launch event and say, since our release 12 months ago, we have been busy working on our phone. Unfortunately, we couldn't make any improvements and, in fact, we think the phone is worse?",you haven't worked at a mall in the month before christmas huh +The last thing you bought grew 10x in size. How fucked are you?,Gallon of distilled water...yeppie. +"The thing is that unlike first hr pass, you being legit is still to be proven since you didn't do a single play live (as in, not recorded). So your point is invalid.","By that principle everyone is a cheater, just relax and adopt the innocent until proven guilty way of thinking since it's the fairest to everyone." +That wasn't a joke though. That was just you being shitty to bait a response. Less of an attempt at humor and more of a sad attempt to feel pleased.,I'm not sure how you're missing the humor in their comment +Team of the month,Let's not be rash here +What did you believe as a child that you no longer believe?,That local hot milfs in my area wanted to hook up :( +"Most people who shoplift are women, therefore do you argue that if a woman owns a store and is stolen from the police should ignore it?",It's clearly a product of toxic femininity. +You clearly don't know what a straw man is,Nice ad hominem +"I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but if he owns a Macbook Pro, he is not ascending. Sorry.",You dropped this +Earl and.. ??,looks like theyre both by earl. +10 Lords A... What are the doing?,Leaping Lords +Kaplan Confirms They Are Working on a System to Help With Toxic Players,Better late than never I suppose. +So it looks like nobody got this cover from the website sale so far? I got it from the pop up.,I've had the same cover for months since the pop-up and just now realized that it says First Times on it +Reminds me of the ZERO System from Gundam Wing.,I just feel... rhythm emotion +When i was buying i knew from the beginning that i would be overpaying thats why i was sure to know what parts were going in and what they actually cost. I knew of the performance of the system and deemed it ok for the price i was paying.,"As long as your happy with what you bought that's all that matters, people will tell you that prebuilts are worse or whatever but as long as your happy there is nothing else that matters!" +We have a zero carb beer in Australia.,"Look, getting bitten by a poisonous snake may get you really blitzed, but that does not make it a beer." +Someone else's trash is my greatest treasure.,What an incredible face! +"This story is one I usually tell every Christmas (without the kids around of course, since my family thinks it's hilarious)... My mom and dad are devout Mormons so clearly, that is how I was raised. When I was 8 years old, that is when my friends at school started not believing. I remember laying awake in bed at night not wanting to believe what my friends were saying in school that Santa was not real. In my heart at the time, I couldn't believe that a lie that big was globally possible and that there had to be another solution. The only possible conclusion I could conjure that made sense was that Jesus was Santa! I felt so smart for figuring it out on my own! I couldn't wait to talk to my parents! So, the next day after school, I sat my parents down all serious-like and told them that I knew the truth about Santa and that they could now spill the beans with me because I could handle it. (I didn't want to say outright that I thought it was Jesus because I wanted confirmation. I wanted them to say it). I remember that they looked at each other surprised and then they both looked back at me and my mom said OK honey.... Santa isn't real.. Queue me bawling my little eyes out because that was the last answer I was expecting.","In my head, this way being narrated by Ralphie from A Christmas Story." +"Are you referring to corrupted union bosses, or intelligentsia/borderline bourgeois professions, or what?",He means labour peers in the house of lords obviously +"Well i guess it would be more like 4 or 5, I got sidetracked a few times with other things but the final iteelf was tedious as hell.",How could you lie to me like this ;( +"Well it's not possible to ban you for this, since you are only using ingame mechanics. GMs are teleporting you further away and try to talk to you to check if you are online. If your character moves back to the spot you were before and you don't respond, you get the sythe.","It is in the game so its ok, its not an exploit if it is in the game!" +So then donald trump words its rigged was....accurate?,"Trump was right again, just can't stop winning." +"Why would you report someone for being gay or a different race?! Nah, nah....kidding, kidding. Seriously though. I don't know why it's so hard to filter out. If someone types a slur, and gets reported, and it happens more than 2 or 3 times? Bam, instant chat ban for 24 hours. They already have a chat filter, just tie the port system to be able to READ if the chat filter detected something...",What if somebody really meant a bundle of sticks and got banned for it? +"Just went 0-10 in provisionals for season 7, AMA!",Tits or ass? +You know who helped even more? The DNC.,Yeah not the bigots who voted for trump it was the dnc +Why do Battlecrusiers cost more than Carriers? Carriers are a way better unit.,Warp and cannon. +This should be fixed now in v33r2 assuming its the Project Red mod bug (which it is),I don't know what project red is but based on the screenshot I'd say it's maybe a bit too effective +"I'm no Russia fanboy but it's the same with the monthly news snippets about 'Russia forces on East Ukraine border'. Yeah, it's a major population center and there is military bases there, so they move people in and out. It would be like articles that Canadian army is close to US border every month. I understand they wanna keep people in touch with the Donetsk conflict but it's intentionally misleading and they never mentions that those army bases have had troops there for decades.",Stupid putinbot +We're tied for 3rd seed!,"Excluding the warriors, our offense is the most potent in the league." +The superstitious see signs everywhere.,And interpret them in whatever way best fits their beliefs. +They seem so hellbent on this it wouldn't surprise me in the least if they start planting shit themselves.,The government would never do anything bad +**tmw someone doesn't understand sarcasm.**,#tmw it's fucking impossible to understand sarcasm through text and no +My male Kacheek just zapped...Elderly girl?,OMG R U SRSLY MISGENDERING HIM? +"I heard that there's a bug where if you get Thermal Imploder kills with Krennic's bodyguards it counts as Sonic Imploder kills, makes it much easier.","Oh, because that makes a lot of sense." +Wow. What is going on in that editorial board?,How dare they publish their opinions! +"Saying the universe is fine tuned for life, is akin to saying that Boulder Canyon was designed with Hoover Dam in mind, or that our bodies were designed to sit in an automobile.","The universe is fine tuned for life yet life is unable to travel this universe... leaving us stranded on a planet that is, if not mostly hostile to us, indifferent to us and harboring creatures whose existence only hurt us." +Mike Madden on Twitter: Trump statement on Russia says he won one of the biggest electoral college victories in history. It was 46th of 58.,I feel very safe knowing that my new government will let other countries control us +"How do ya'll feel about local artists posting links of their original music? So full disclosure, I'm a local Atlanta producer and DJ. I'm a nobody but still love music and make it as a hobby. How would you all feel if other producers and myself posted links to new music we make?","Great idea, would love to hear ATL EDM." +That's a little blue.,"Swiss here, I can confirm that everything is this blue here." +"As long as you don't bail if they're bad/average, you're all good! It's okay to be a bandwagon as long as you stay on board!","As my time with the Rams shows, I'm loyal until the team is actively working against their fans, so I'm certain I'll always be a Cowboys fan at this point because Jerry and company actually care" +"Now may mark the last entry point to big returns As a disclaimer I am heavily invested in APH (5.30) and CGC (10.5) and with small stakes in ACB and OGI. The green has flipped to red and while I don't particularly enjoy this leg of the ride, I have no intention of selling unless there is catastrophic news, the REC market reaches maturity or there is a rocketship upwards that we all know must eventually come down. In fact, I will increase my stakes in both CGC and APH if they dip by 20% or so from Friday's closing (may happen). Despite the red these day, I can't help but feel that these next few weeks represent the last entry point to the realization of substantial returns. By 2020, there will be at least 7 billion dollars in marijuana sales per year. That is guaranteed income that will be split by the big marijuana producers in about 3 years. Smaller companies will get bought out, the alcohol industry may merge with the bigger players, and there may be (big maybe) the development of an international market that Canada will be at the forefront of - if the latter happens, we are looking at market caps in the 10s of billions of dollars. There are no happy guarantees in life. Trudeau could flip and say 'nah' and we lose everything we've invested. The legal framework could drag on, in time for a Conservative government to come to power and scrap it all. Trump could meddle, and we peddle backwards. But barring those catastrophic events, successful companies (Likely consisting of some or all of APH, CGC, ACB, OGI) will reach market caps of at least double, but likely 3-5x what they are valued today by mid 2018. Right now these stocks are ping pong balls, being played by traders that become rich on short term swings of their own doing. When those ping pong balls fall too far, it's an opportunity for entry. When it comes to the sector, the cat is already out of the bag, but there is little upwards movement because people are still fearful. When legislation passes in the spring that fear will transform to greed and we will all make a killing. Just my two cents from an investor with too much time on his hands this Saturday afternoon.",lol the knowledge of this sub never ceases to amaze me +Facebook co-founder's new $10 million initiative to test if cash handouts will help fix America,If the hand up principle doesn't really work for welfare not sure why it would work here as a long term solution. +"To that same end, his competition in the beginning of the year was also really bad.",Yeah that Auburn D is trash +There is a gas main break at Peachtree St and Linden Ave.,Sounds like fun on this lovely mild weathered day! +First it was pappu and Cong and now her. Who's next. I can't wait to see!,I think jio customer database. +This guy = badder than you,"Wow, such a badass." +"President-Elect Trump 'will name Exxon CEO with close links to Putin as his secretary of state', snubbing Mitt Romney",And a snub to free America as well. +Dank Tamk,"Read the rules on the sidebar, no memes" +"Sorry you got caught bud, sounds like your parents have a no-tolerance policy on marijuana. How old are you? It might be best to really limit your usage until you're out of their house. If you want to continue smoking, I'd keep all conversation and planning of it in-person, and definitely when you won't be returning home soon after. I can't imagine what the repercussions would be if you get caught again.","Yeah thanks for the advice man, I don't even wanna think about what would happen if I got caught again, luckily I'll be outta here soon." +Federal labor legislation is going to prevent these people from being promptly laid off--they would just be reassigned. So witch hunt is an inappropriate term.,"Yes, and they probably won't actually be burned at the stake, so doubly inappropriate." +Meanwhile Forg1ven plays nonstop Football manager hahahaha,is he streaming it? +"Police officers are used to being hated by most of the people they deal with on a daily basis. No one likes getting tickets, and they arrest people, have to help cps take kids out of homes. I can't imagine it's that uplifting most of the time. I think even contacting the police officers and telling them how much you appreciate what they did for you, would be a very welcome change of pace for them. Pizza is always a bonus too, but that's a big chunk of change, and I'm quite sure they would be very happy just to hear from you.",Yeah but they are paid for their services so they should be immune to all forms of stress otherwise they should have done a different career +I guess not according to some people here. I'm getting down voted for even explaining I support Madrid.,"I support Juventus, Bayern, PSG and Barca" +Lets not jump to conclusions. It could be ISIS but it is just as likely to be PKK. If it is PKK it will likely be an attack on a military base or police headquarters. The PKK have been fighting an insurgency against the Turkish regime for a long time now. I can't blame them for fighting the Islamist Neo-Ottoman regime ran by Erdogan.,"Yes, punishing and killing innocent secular citizens(more than %50 of Turkey) because of one shepherd and his sheep is great!" +Presty Day 3: What did you get? I got a Hyunmu!,Got a Nari .. +"Basketball is more popular than football here too, but unlike Lithuania, we're shit at it. The problem with football here is Estonians only started playing it again in the 90s so we don't really have a football culture yet. Guys who are grown-ups now didn't grow up with their dads taking them to games and as such they don't feel attached to any of the teams, and when you can watch much better football on TV, you don't really have the incentive to go out and watch a local team playing at a shoddy stadium.",Why did they start playing in The 90s? +Can also confirm that i spam through the color modes on my keyboard while not on adderall.,This and quick switching are my biggest downfall. +Scott Pilgrim vs The World,"Ooh nice one, forgot Wright directed that!" +#***Human rights!*** * Against women's rights * Against free speech #***Human rights!***,*against human rights +Reminder: the vast majority of Republican politicians are still on the Trump train,Hypocrites and sycophants. +It's actually awful though. Warlords is enough sustain to begin with.,say that to the player accounts under level 18 +African Wild Dog routinely tear animals apart while still alive and our guests get disgusted. How good are you at coping with a fetus being ripped out of a pregnant impala while it's still alive? This is nature at its most metal.,Nature don't get too much more metal than this right here. +Apparently I was part of the strip club life in middle school when I was being bullied.....,"Yes, kids in school, known for being truthful in their insults, and never calling you anything wrong like gay, stupid, or Hitler." +"Personally pinkette's the worst, but I was a big Naruto fan back in the day. Black haired person is a mouthful, tho",African American +Kill ALL of the children!,Mandatory abortions for everybody! +Wat. Can someone explain this. What happened?,It's an outlier just like the PRRI poll that had her +15 this morning. +Here's a crazy idea: draft half of them as horde fodder while the others barricade themselves with enough food for a week.,"my farms where past the barricade point and my stockpiles where running low, those ~~poor orcs~~ brave warriors would have starved before help would arrive" +I studied the blade,Only one of the most reposted images on this sub +Time for C9 to cut ____ weekly thread FeelsBadMan,They should just hurry up and cut Stewie already... it's bound to happen anyway +7,New chapter! +7,dota 3 lads +Looks like a worse format than I thought it would be.,"Yea fuck you and your different opinion, eat downvotes scrub!" +Colorado rider here: What's a snow gun?,Northeast rider here: what are powder fields? +how the fuck does roasting send you back in time,Makes more sense than the actual explanation +"Are card packs bugged? I feel like something is wrong because I keep getting the same cards with every card pack. I have. 12 bounty stalkers, 6 thunder cleavers, 3 scarab claws, 9 empyrean masks, 7 pain eaters, and all those cards are uncommon or higher. How is it that I keep getting epic cards yet I haven't received a single voidsteel dagger yet? It's just a common card so why is it so rare? I've opened up hundreds of card packs since June but not a single voidsteel dagger. Is this card bugged or something?",If they could at least enable card trading... +Turkey Accused of 'Dissolving' Camps as Migrants Flood Greece,Our NATO ally! +Bernie Sanders at a meeting of the Socialist Party U.S.A. Circa 1983,Socialism has had such a historically good track record how could you not love it! +PM Essentials: Luigi's Wavedrop,Is this also possible in Melee? +"Lebron James has not play a game where he had exactly 27 points, 7 rebounds, and 7 assist aka a Lebron. Here's all the players who have since 83-84 season (bold are active players) : 1 Lewis Lloyd 2 Michael Jordan 3 Chris Mullin 4 Isiah Thomas 5 Magic Johnson 6 Joe Dumars 7 Anfernee Hardaway 8 Juwan Howard 9 Michael Finley 10 Scottie Pippen 11 Grant Hill 12 Shareef Abdur-Rahim 13 Lamar Odom 14 Grant Hill 15 Gilbert Arenas 16 **Dirk Nowitzki** 17 Ricky Davis 18 **Metta World Peace** 19 **Stephen Curry** 21 **Kevin Durant** 22 **Paul Pierce** 23 **Damian Lillard** 24 **Russell Westbrook** (1) 25 **Chandler Parsons** 26 **Russell Westbrook** (2) 27 **Giannis Antetokounmpo** credit to u/BNC6",What a scrub +"Yesterday I posted my son's Reinhardt potg and a few people didn't believe he could play! So, here he is earning his Mccree potg vs bots.",obviously this is Photoshopped +Which one of your cousins do you sleep with?,You think he chose just one? +"####WELCOME TOONAMI FAITHFUL! **What's on tonight** --- | Time | Show | Episode | Number | |----------|----------|----------|----------| **12:00AM** | **Dragon Ball Z Kai** | *Bittersweet Victory! Until We Meet Again!, A* | Unknown episode count | **12:30AM** | **JoJo's Bizarre Adventure** | *Bloody Battle! JoJo & Dio* | 8 out of 26 | **01:00AM** | **Mobile Suit Gundam: Iron-Blooded Orphans** | *Tekkadan* | 25 out of 25 | **01:30AM** | **Hunter x Hunter** | *Destiny ? and ? Tenacity* | Unknown episode count | **02:00AM** | **Naruto:Shippuden** | *End* | 124 out of ongoing series | **02:30AM** | **One Piece** | *Incredible Battle Starts! Luffy vs. Luffy* | 372 out of ongoing series | **03:00AM** | **One-Punch Man** | *Ultimate Disciple* | 5 out of 12 | --- And don't forget to hashtag (#) your favorite show on Twitter while it's on air! #Toonami --- Remember the rules, have fun, and stay gold. **Only Toonami.** ---",Maybe if Gohan studied more then Goku wouldn't have died +What do you have an extremely strong opinion on that is ultimately unimportant?,Yogurt is the anti-pudding and I will not allow it in my diet. +"Redditors that play music on their (phone) speakers in public areas, why do you do it?","Because if people don't hear my music, how will they know how cool and interesting I am?" +Egg McMuffin accepts his place in history,OMG I'm out of the loop who is that and what is going on with him. +"Radiohead 2017 Its on my bucket list to take LSD and see Radiohead at least once, and if I could combine the acid, desert, and Radiohead I could die a slightly better man. Has anyone heard any sort of news about the possibility of a Radiohead performance? I'm really really hoping they show up.",lol +Oh good a hype post with zero info.,Thanks for helping make the Skyrim community great again. +Which unpopular Youtube channel makes amazing content?,Puppets n Shit! +"Ugh. They did basically nothing. Read the emails. There was some shit-talking behind the scenes, that's it. The Democratic primaries were fair, and Hillary won by a large margin.",Paying people to go to Trump rallies to physically intimidate political opponents with violence is not something to be dismissed. +Straight Men are the only sexual orientation group to be offended if you confuse their sexuality.,As a bisexual man people have assumed I'm straight just because I have a girlfriend... wtf? +a motherboard would probably help,probably +fwd: We're the REAL 'Mericans!,(((New York Times))) +"Actually here in Poland the carp history is a little ironic. Carp wasn't a Christmas Eve food before the war (pike was more common) and it was mostly popular among the Jewish population. After the war, however, Poland has gone under communism and rations were imposed because the socialist economy couldn't supply enough fish. Hillary Minc, who was Jewish and head of Ministry of Industry at the time, suddenly remembered the carp he ate at home before the war and which is like a shit among fish and doesn't require much attention so he started this tradition of carp on the Christmas Eve table.",In otherwords under Communism Poles became as poor as the Jews had been before the war... What comes around and all that +He has a kid already! I think it's a girl though.,What a waste +"J.P. Crawford has left knee surgery, will be ready for 2017 spring training",BUST +"How are you? I mean really, how are you doing?",better than yesterday +I had a similar issue when using my front USB ports works fine when in the ones on the mobo,"This is with a laptop, so all the ports should be on the motherboard" +Cherry Blossoms,gotta love janoskis +"Stop down voting this man, I find causal racism funny",Reddit is a safe place so we are going to PC the shit out of these comments whether you like it or not! +"I am so tired of this narative. The vast majority of people protesting against Trump in any sustained manner are fucking nuts and either didn't vote or voted 3rd party. They aren't mad Clinton lost, they are mad Trump won. Two different things.",Have a source for these claims? +"Jeeze, no need to loose your cool about it.","As per my comment regarding 'loose' above, get merrily fucked." +"yes, that is what he is saying. Probably thinks a woman will have an insatiable need for new dick after a few.","dickflation, it's a serious problem" +Nothing more satisfying than _________ in league of legends landing a thresh hook,When you mark someone as Kindred before ganking and killing them. +Doesn't matter since driving while stoned is super easy. The smell and smoke is how cops can know,Which holds up less in court than raw data from a breathalyzer. +"Nice rendering, horrible waste of space if anyone decided to build this.",Central Park is a wast of space +How does his 1970 science class have better stereoscopes than my 2016 science class?,This explains his love for science. +Digital art attempt number 2. Put a bit more effort into this one.,"I can see him saying, Come at me brah." +"Yeah haha because women are the only ones who have to pay for entrance and drinks, men definitely don't have to do that. And men sexually assaulting you is certainly a result of capitalism.",Luckily as a man I've never been grabassed. +not really british but the rddt clans are decent and friendly international clans (cw and social),"Fuck you, no we're not." +Further proof to leftists that our emperor Donald J. Trump is pro LGBT!,He's so anti-gays! +"What is Dolph Ziggler missing In terms of main event pushing and such. He has a good look, decent on the mike, kinda channeling hbk in look and such, but what is keeping Ziggler from main event status? I know he has been world champ before but I would say he is not really considered in the group of main event talents I think right now with the lack of smackdown main eventers that aj and Dolph would have amazing matches",Lana +"Gah! Seriously. I'd say, it is completely inappropriate to ask about her magic underwear in the comments regardless... I don't care if we're super close and had a deep conversation yesterday. Don't ask me about my underwear on social media!","So, are you getting all defensive because you are still wearing g's?" +"Anybody get pregnant as a teenager and hid it? Just curious if anybody else here has had similar experiences. I feel like getting this off of my chest..... i got pregnant at 17- and my parents wouldnt let me tell anybody.... except the bishop, of course. They didnt even tell any of my siblings or my grandma or aunts/uncles until I was 8 months along and they realized a baby was coming whether they liked it or not. They didnt let me finish my senior year of high school, they made me start parking my car in the garage, and wouldnt let me shop locally. They also (blessing in disguise) wouldnt let me go to church. My mom bought me shirts that hid my belly and just made me look fat. All of this is behind me now, and I am fine. My baby is 4 and his dad is the best thing that ever happened to me. We have a great life. And that situation sucked, but it got me out of the church and in a place to see the truth. Sometimes i think back on it and wonder how the fuck I survived?! All to save my parents perfect reputation in the church and community.","Oh come on, they did it for YOU, so YOU wouldn't be embarrassed." +"I work in an arena. People spill when they get excited about the game, it's part of the fun to get that crazy. Also, it's a real PITA sometimes to carry a bunch of food along with everything else in a huge crowd, so clean up is a service we are happy to provide. They aren't messy people usually, mostly. :)","No, people that put things on the floor and then forget about them are horrible people and pigs and should be ashamed of themselves." +Let's play count all the cars without their headlights on in the fucking snow!,Why should I turn my headlights on if it isn't dark? +"what's actually wrong with that though I don't do shit-all for hauling anything around, but I'd love to have a truck because I think they're cool. why would I want it to always have it look ugly as shit with the back raised inches higher than the front?",Because the only acceptable time to drive a truck is if you're using it for work/towing. +Has anyone else noticed the floating optics on the Devotion in the customise screen?,"you probably use the A-wall as well, damn camper" +I dont understand why you'd want to lower your exhaust 5 inches and have it dragging on the ground. But whatever floats your boat man.,Lower center of gravity for better cornering. +How to beat my roommate who is good at melee?,"It's really easy, all you have to do is perform a few really easy inputs: Start, L + R + A + Start" +"I mean, the 2nd amendment is in place for this very reason. Specifically for fighting tyranny however you see it. It's a shame most Clinton supporters want to see its powers reduced.",I also consider animals to be tyrants. +Just turned 43 today. Can confirm. Candy cigarettes WERE a thing. I remember them having a red tip at the end of the white stick (guess to show you which part was supposed to be the lit end). I don't remember them tasting all that good. The last one I had was around 7yrs old I think.,"When I was a kid in the early 70s, we would run around the neighborhood with our candy cigarettes and our cap guns." +"Yeah, it's 26, feels like 18. Feels a little colder since its snowing too.",Practically spring weather +You don't need a mouse in the database.,The price of the VR is the number of dead cops. +Nice shoulders dude,PrntScrn +you are also blocked for accusing me of lying. you know nothing about me.,That doesn't sound like the response of a clueless high school kid at all. +Classic case of The last patch was a classic case of we know what's best for you and you don't. GG epic and this poopoo map.,Yea cause legacy was way better. +"Amazon Prime is doing 12 days of deals, and they're awesome.","You can't just call yourself awesome like that, Amazon." +Both are pretty shit. But I guess that's the point.,People bash cod for releasing same game every year while in the mean time nintendo releases two pokemon games at the same time! +"If it's a real story, we can read about it somewhere better than breitbart. Why do people keep posting garbage sources?",You spelled CNN wrong +tl;dr We need to get Lance Reddick to appear on TWD.,Or Seth Gilliam to appear in lost +Zaza changes everything.,you forgot this +They didn't expect one side to get absolutely shit on,I mean NA only send 2 players +I use If you can't carry it then it isn't leaving the house.,Take only what you need to survive. +"That's your opinion man, I found it funny, what's the problem? You see a post you don't like and say this place has gone to shit? Jeez man lighten up will ya.",IT'S NOT MY OPINION SO IT'S BAD #REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE +"Because I'm clumsy and I don't plan ahead. I've killed phones by having them in my pocket when I got hit by a torrential downpour while hiking. I've also dropped my S7 in more than a few slush puddles at bus stops trying to pull it it off my pocket with gloves on. Also now that I have a waterproof phone, I've learned that surfing the Internet from a hot tub is pretty awesome.",Well you wouldn't have to worry about ice and slush puddles if you just used your phone as intended: in San Francisco! +"lol I suppose I see why they left it at a 22 day reboot period. It's much easier to remember than every 94489280512 days. But still, I feel like commercial airliners should try to handle overflows more gracefully. It'd suck to be the guy who forgot to reboot the Dreamliner.","Well, I'm not sure what they spec their MTBF at but I think it's pretty safe to say the plane would be decommissioned or rebooted due to stray cosmic rays before it ever needed to be rebooted deliberately." +Randalicious has reached 200mil prayer!,He sounds so happy. +Visiting anti gun in-laws for a week for Xmas. Pockets too full for pocket carry. I think this should work just fine.,Just get new in-laws! +Make Mordor great again!,"Naah, Sauron was waay more hawkish" +"you're supposed to build qop into a carry late game but people were always going weird utility like more disable and int items and just ended up being an orchid and an ult, and maybe a sheepstick late game. the most successful qops I saw before 7.00 always went like skadi ac mkb after their early game orchid or aghs or veil. but this meme blademail octarine build is too strong this patch (but it gives you ok right click as well, you usually end up near 300 so not only do you not die but you hit hard and fast)",Thank you armchair theory crafter. +'BuzzFeed' report: Stanford offered students money to withdraw sexual assault complaints,Yeah and UVA fraternities raped girls on broken glass. +"I've told this story on a similar thread. I'll copy and paste it since it's my favorite experience: A couple years ago I was fishing a tournament on a real undeveloped lake. Lots of forests, and very few mega mansions that you see on other lakes. Anyway, my co angler and I heard this crashing in the woods, and we looked at each other like what in the hell is that?. It was getting closer and closer, and we finally saw it. A bear tumbling down the hill, head over heels lol. It hit the bottom, sat there for a second and regained his composure. He looked at us, then walked off.",lol I read that in the other thread and it still makes me chuckle +1. Russian blondes 2. Russian brunettes 3. Russian redheads 4. Russian vodka 5. AK-47 makes M-16 eat shit 6. Almighty Lada 7. Russian redheads 8. Russian brunettes 9. Russian blondes 10. SQUATTING SLAVS IN TRACKSUITS,"You forgot dash cam vids, comrade" +Why? What's the tiebreak?,Strength of schedule +"Crazy! Send me one, thanks! xD","If you're really interested, I do take commissions :)" +Unofficial Game Thread (Autobot is probably broken),Shaq Thomson sucks +What's the TL;DR for 2016?,Africa isn't a country anymore +"Warlocks and Blizzard, a Disfunctional Relationship","These weaknesses are the tax you get for soulstones, raid teleport, summons, and b res." +Alienware... what?,You know the ram is good when it costs more than my old laptop +"I have to write a poem about anything between 1491-1860 I'm horrible at writing and have no idea where I would even start, any ideas?",Just steal a song from Hamilton +Browsers sipping on RAM,Unused RAM is wasted RAM... +"Also, Tomlin will officially have no losing seasons in his first 10 years.",FIRE TOMLIN +"Doesn't your fiance get a say in the matter? Like, aren't you both consenting adults? In that case, fuck the priest. Fuck meeting him. Fuck the bus he rode into town on. You're marrying your fiance not him.",I think the issue is that they want to get married in his church. +Capaz vio los bailes de cintia fernandez en /all,O a la hija de Rial hablando sobre el bullying +Their business model is based on selling people's information and serving them targeted ads,"Yes, literally Orwell..." +Wait so Broncos fans and players are crying foul? I don't remember them up in arms when Broncos DBs were going low on Gronk. Oh wait because he's big as fuck killing his knees is okay. When you have one of the dirtiest player in TJ Ward on your team I don't wanna hear anything about cheap shots.,yeah they are notorious for dirty shots to the knees... multiple pictures where there was no need to dive into gronks knee but they did anyway. +"GDT | Avs @ Leafs | 5 pm MST | Chins up, silver linings, all that good stuff Can't be any worse than yesterday, right? Go Ass",Move the team back to Quebec! +How did you work this voodoo magic? I haven't had one in three weeks,r +Nerd3's Greatest Games Of All Time... 70 - 61,"As much as I love Terraria and have myself put Hundreds of Hours into it I agree with its placement being so high, as good as it is it will start to slow down and bore you the longer you play, especially when you make the Jump from normal to Hard Mode where all Progress Grinds to the Slowest Halt." +"2 mages, 1 assasin, 1 adc. Oh fuck only 1 sec left, let me pick another adc!",Well those *are* the only three classes in the game. +I had the same problem however I noticed that the tracking works way better for me since I use PoGo plus. I have no clue why but now I can hatch a 5k egg a day at least. But yes the tracking normally is abyssmal. I wish they'd just use the pedometer...,This is using the goplus :( +"I guess it not the steering or powered axle, but... wow.",I would have just lifted it with a jack and put a skateboard under there. +Your Name is backwards in the first row,"Uh, no its not." +"Teach Yourself Logic 2017: A Study Guide Peter Smith, University of Cambridge",i fucking love godel so much +Ghost Leonard Williams T2 UF Def & ES,97 BKS jesus +"I don't understand, it's skewed to like the past 15 games or some arbitrary number? Shouldn't it mirror the standings?",Columbus has played less games then the 4 other teams. +That was amazing,Thanks yeah I've been working on my saves +Happy Holidays my new friends!,Needs a NSFW tag! +Was this in NHL04?!?!,It was in NHL 2003 mang +same. I was sold at the first concept; exploration. I couldnt really give a shit how good or bad the rest of it is,Yep! +"At least at my high school, the friend groups were at least based on cliques. A lot of the theater tech kids were friends and ate lunch together and hung out outside of school. Same with the cross country kids and the band kids and the theater kids and the swimmers, etc. It just wasn't as clearly defined as movies make it seem, not everyone would eat lunch with the exact same 4 other people every single day.",Yea they're all friends who do the same activities together after school or something of course they'd be friends. +Celebrating with a Peppermint Victory at Sea! Yum!,These Ballast Point flavors are getting ridiculous +"Boohoo strangers don't appreciate how special and unique I am, I'm entitled to only being approached by gentlemen",bo hoo i'm a man i'm entitled to women accepting my advances +Add /?forceBR=5 to the end of the Amazon video link to force high quality streaming. It will obviously lead to longer buffer times though.,Thank you +"Now i'd like to hear about the OD bonus from 10 to 11, but i bet it's more by a consequent margin","od doesnt work the way ar does, od 10 is od11.08 with dt and its more of a depends on the map thing wheras the ar bonus is flat." +"It was already cracked, no point in keeping it",Nice for paying customers who want to mod the game. +NEW REQUEST THREAD you kno what to do,Snails & Botnek - Waffle House +Will the Xbox 360 servers ever be fully shut down like Xbox Live for the Original Xbox?,I can't wait until my kids are 50 years old and can't play their retro Xbox One digital content +"Yes. Im sure you guys are more knowledgeable on human behavior, than an actual fucking brain surgeon.",I'm sure the thousands of homeless LGBT teens kicked out for being gay would agree with him +"Ah Bardic broadcasts, one of my favorite YouTube channels. That guy is insanely talented at narration, I can only wish he keeps up his excellent work and does videos at a more constant pace.",The BEST thing about HeroQuest is the BROOADSOORD! +Iran says Gulf worried about war risks with Trump,"Yes, yes, the Middle East was very peaceful under Obama, wasn't it!" +You can swear on the internet by the way,What the f*ck are you talking about? +Socketed gems are not worn so you should be fine.,"okay ,thanks just wanted to be sure" +"If a woman says that to me someday, I will respond with this. It will be a pleasure to do so. That's the real moment when I knew love wasn't some kind of fairy tale. But I never confessed it to anyone because they're too dumb or believe too much on in Santa Claus to be aware of this. And I lost the ability to love by discovering this at 12 (I'm 21 now)",You dropped this: +"To be fair the Liberals earned that nickname, most dishonest political party on the planet.",Yeah because conservatives are so damn honest. +"Mischief replaces the hero model with another model, rather than making you into a new unit. So Rubick just looks like a tree; he isn't an actual tree unit.",I'm pretty sure they showed a Treant going invisible by a Monkey Tree on the Slacks stream from test client...was that intended? +"At this rate we must ready ourselves for our new masters. I, for one, readily welcome our Chinese overlords if this would prevent us from becoming a Russian vassal state.","Well, I hope they decide quick so I know which language to learn first..." +Our neighbor looks like Donald Trump,He looks like a mix between Donald Trump and Woody Harrelson. +"Anyone else a whore for squad boosts? No matter how well or poorly my current squad has been doing, once I see that open spot in a squad boost squad I'm high-tailing it out of there and gettin me some squad boost.",Yeah cause points matter +When Hibana opens all the hatches,Too many simple minded folks can't get the joke. +Don't act all smug. You people regulated America's nuclear industry out of existence.,"Yeah, definitely not the coal and oil lobbyists." +Timberwolves are lowkey the mentally weakest team.,I thought that was the Thunder and Cavs? +"What is the socially acceptable way of saying I know I asked for advice, but you clearly know less than I do about the subject, and I'd like you to stop trying to help me Without getting the response See if I ever help you again I'm clearly an asshole if I'm getting that response a lot, but it's frustrating when you have an issue with something and you ask a room of people how to fix it, and then someone who knows far less than you do about a subject starts giving you advice and won't move off their line of troubleshooting even when I say 'Yeah I did all of that' ex. id10t checklists for IT problems. Stop asking me if I restarted it/updated my drivers/made sure it was plugged in. And no, I'm not reformatting my entire hard drive for this one specific problem. No I'm not buying a new part. And then they say something that clearly lets you know they don't know anything about the subject and you have daintily remove yourself from the line of questioning. Then they leave, and someone elses shows up, and gets pissy if you don't do every single item on the dummy checklist with them again. Oh big surprise, they don't know either",If you're a woman just say no more mansplaining that seems to work for them +"Just a few questions to you and all the anti-anime portrait people, feel free to answer: Do you guys automatically down vote anything with anime portraits? Where does this hate come from?",I didnt downvote you.I only upvoted the witty comment which was mocking the fact that you use anime portraits +"Ban the religion, not the accoutrements.","Yeah, if only it wasn't for that pesky Constitution." +Bill Gates and investors worth $170 billion are launching a fund to fight climate change through energy innovation,One percenters are so mean and evil! +I have been banned from r/fitness,SteriodsTM because they are all the same and effect everyone equally duh +1000 Degree knife vs Stuff,"1000 degree C, F or K ?" +"If MTV were to bring back Celebrity Deathmatch in today's world, what match-ups would you like to see?",21 Savage vs 22 Savage Also Lil yachty vs lil uzi vert +"And if you're expecting a public transit node to get you there, boy do I have some bad news for you.","Well, only people with jobs and a future deserve access to public transit, right?" +No. Look up diatomaceous earth. It's the only thing that works to kill them. I've done it before with success. Message me if you need help.,"Don't lie, heat treatments work great if done right" +We have a sign up sheet for the potluck and if you don't sign up you get harassed. Fuck that noise; it costs me more to make something to share with 40 people than it costs to take myself out to lunch.,But team building. +"Weekly Trash Talk Thread - December 12, 2016 HERE YOU CAN GET RID OF ALL YOUR ANGER AND HATE. CAPS ON AND LET IT ALL OUT. JUST GET YOUR THIRD LUCIO PLAYER ICON DUPLICATE? GETTING PERMANENTLY KILLED BY THE MOST OP CHARACTER IN THE GAME? THERE'S TOO MUCH JUSTICE THAT RAINS FROM ABOVE? THIS IS THE RIGHT THREAD! PLEASE STILL BE CIVIL, AT LEAST A LITTLE!",HANJIBBERS AND HIS SIMPLY GEOMETRY SCATTERY DOO-DADS MAKE ME WANNA SIMPLY BLOW MY BRAINS OUT. +"I'm a different person than he is. If I felt it was about me and unfair I would message him privately (which I did after he quoted it word for word. He stated that someone shared it with him, so instead of asking me about it he went right to his wall) because I'm not big on people I know knowing my personal business all the time. But he posts those types of things to everyone. Did it our whole relationship. Couldn't have a fight over the phone or in person with out him posting something vague within minutes. If I posted something he thought was about him he would post something negative oh his wall (a movie quote or a funny picture I found amusing which turned into something I do that he doesn't like. What?). If he saw me in public he would probably post something like Love when you see your ex in public and realize that you're doing so much better.",You sound fun. +"Size is not a disqualifier. Back in the early 80s in the Ocala, FL area my friend and I knew a cow field that we would get P. cubensis with caps the size of dinner plates.",You must eat on some really small dinner plates then +Same can be said about democrats who voted for Hillary.,She actually had experience and wasn't a reality tv star. +"One of the things that keeps me coming back is getting into taunt duels with others It's such a small part of the game just pressing V-6 but it feeds my competetive side and gives me a personal objective to beat, gives you another player you can work against who's generally on the same skill level as you, and you go back and forth taunting the other as you kill them.",Especially after you kill a Tank and it's crew with a Hornet/Airhammer Reaver... +Capturing falling meteors from a plane,I was expecting a plane with a big bucket... +Add-on autoflood let's you set a macro with links that gets barked every x seconds. I usually do 180 ish seconds to make sure trade moved enough,"Isn't this automation though, which is against the ToS?" +GET DOWN HILLARY oh wait,Too soon +Why's ShowerThoughts going down?,Lots of people are not takings showers; It's cold outside +weary or wary,Obviously he means leery. +This is happening quite often to a lot of people I know who have amazing internet. Which leads me to believe that it's not in our end anymore it's on blizzards,I don't know... but now I lost my 6th colocation game. +Daily Express predicts us to finish second this season,"Top 4 unbeaten at home, top 3 only lose once, we only concede 4 goals in the next 33, Spurs only concede 1" +None of them would play over Bjergsen anyway...,"Sill, would you rather have Jensen or Froggen as a sub?" +yeah because having just 2 defenders back vs jozy and gio means we're totally playing bunker ball,B... but we parked the bus! +To destroy another poorly thought-out comment?,"Yeah, I'm so destroy-ed over here." +Fire them?,Sexist! +I read on Reddit that if you're born in the usa you are automatically a citizen. Luckily my dad had business in the usa and I was born there,Damn Dutch anchor babies... +Well at the very least it looks like there isn't a cage.,Shocking +"Haha, this from the guy that cheated on his wife and knocked up his housekeeper. Ok Arnold, you vote for whoever you please - I'm voting for Trump. Fuck you and California!","Yup, fuck us and our 55 electoral votes." +"How does anyone know this occurred? I prospected ~400 leystone and ~200 Felslate this morning with pretty good success. (10 rares, I don't count the greens, no idea.)",I did 600 felslate yesterday with 0 rares popping out :( That hurt. +Democrats...go figure,Big governments protect their people though +i'm scared tbh,"Oh gosh, this reminds me of those awful online comic strips that tried to teach kids about the law." +Did you overleved your rg? s/,It's +looks like an American! So it is him. now you made go into hiding,Fat American checking in! +"I mean, if we make a bowl at all","Ehhh, I see a possibility of at least 3 more wins in there unless they completely give up on the season." +"She's not that far from the lantern, not that brutal a run.",I remember on my first play that area was really difficult But I've kinda gotten good at running away from everything +"The tiger attacked the child, therefore the handler was not in control.","I'm sure you have more experience handling Tigers than I do, let's go with your answer." +"I mean, you don't seem to be emotionally stable either considering that you cut yourself.",Because it was super necessary to trawl through their post history and make a nasty comment +Libs are dumb!!,"yeah, everywhere I look, it's liberals saying Melania should be deported" +Wrong. Just so wrong,"You're right then, I'll just take your word for it since I haven't had exact experiences to base my comment off." +source?,Great response! +"Dealing with Inane Posts/Questions I just figured I'd start a discussion on how to deal with all of the which gun and similar types of posts we get all of the time here. I often feel torn. I like to be helpful and point people in the right direction, but I do not want to encourage people to keep asking questions that have been answered thousands of times. For the regulars on this sub, what do you think? If we could all act uniformly, how would you prefer we do so? Do we remain helpful or simply point out the search bar? I know I'm often tempted to be snarky/rude, and I am. But I don't really want to be that way, sometimes this sub makes me jaded. Anyway, I just figured I'd make my own inane post for a change!","So, what IS the best out-of-box sniper rifle?" +I helped dig a patio a few years ago and we found a crisp packet that had the price on it in old money (uk). That would have made it pre-1970. It was in perfect condition.,Good enough to eat +"Conflict of interest laws, I think? Somebody might want to push through a construction project and offer to boost his book to the top of the NYT / USA Today bestseller list in exchange.",I think you forgot the +Houston Texans narrowly fall to a fully loaded New England Patriots team 0-27 Poop,So what now? +"Don't take this the wrong way, Americans, but seriously, what's it like having a massive global embarrassment as your new president, making a laughing stock of the preceding 227 years that the office has been in existence? Not a loaded question, of course.","Well at least we live in the land of the FREE, unlike you socialist Europeans" +I'll put all my money's on that it was their actual taser.,"Well yeah, they better not be holding the fake one if she says no." +may,that's the key word here. +I think brobots a great. For so many reasons.,"I ended up with $200 for the Brobot build I'm familiar with $60 2x Agressor $30 2x Khiraz for 2xCracshot, 2xGlitter $20 1x Starviper for 2x Autothrusters $30 2x B-wing or Phantom for 2x FCS $60 take your pick out of 2 of Lambda, Hound's, Slave 1, and YT2400 for 2x HLC" +Ban hotdogs at tracks.,You'd be real popular at Martinsville. +That is only actually improved AFTER the Empire sends a detachment there. Remember the hell Tatooine was before the Empire? Also don't forget the Empire cracked down on Droid chop shops run by the Jawas. But nooo the empire are the bad guys. Silly rebels.,"Yeah, the empire was soooo evil for ending the slave trade on that planet" +Whats with this haze? Is it rain? Smoke?,"Brady obviously deflated some more balls, and all that air has to go somewhere" +Forgetting something Spidey?,These downgrades are starting to get ridiculous lol +"I really think this is how it will end, the battle for the iron throne will be won by the white walkers because it'll be too late to do anything about them due to all the other bullshit people have been doing instead of preparing for winter and the undead. I think the final scene in the books will be the dead king sitting on a frozen iron throne surrounded by undead versions of all the characters paying homage to their new eternal king.",This would be one incredible ending +But Wikileaks said...,because but CNN said... is so much better! +Why do Nullifier disable Abilities and not Nullify them?,Because Nullifiers are enemies that make the game challenging. +"They actually are visible, but they can't be attacked without detection.",So exactly like everything else that requires detection. +Reggie Bush was our best recruiter the past decade.,He doesn't have a Heisman though. +"Lowest favorability ratings of any incoming president elect since they started polling, too. This really is a country divided.",Yeah bur theyre all losers +Damn i really wanted it to stay under 100,Me too...trash team +I just went ahead and threw my PlayStation away,"To be fair though, that's always step 1 of owning Sony products ^^" +Or Merc could dash instead of nerfing an already underwhelming god.,"Yes, cabroken is underwhelming" +"Whose better: Antonio Brown or Prime Randy Moss? If your team had the option of either stealing AB from his current team, or 'drafting' a young Randy Moss in the height of his athletic abilities which would you pick? Who was/is the better receiver?",Moss everyday. +Something like 8 percent of kids do it.,I just couldn't stop drawing dicks on everything +"Outside of Balmung & Gilgamesh, what's the next top populated server?","For na I think it goes Leviathan,than Excalibur and ,behemoth" +"1 year ago I descended, still cancer free",how do you not have cancer with those asbestos filled walls? +Heart shaped Bicycle safety light ($4.95),Offered in two colors but chose blue for the main pic rather than red...curious...think they wouldn't want anyone to get the wrong idea? +Upvoted for Inception Totally underrated movie that no one has ever heard of before,I think you dropped this: +(RAW Spoilers) Cesaro is amazing,Too bad he just doesn't connect with the fans. +"Pipeline spills 176,000 gallons of crude into creek about 150 miles from Dakota Access protest camp",Obviously they're trying to make the water less choppy +"Your right we aren't even, you can't just take someone's mascot like that.",They stole our mascot so we stole their future. +There are already several places like this in different cities. You have a card that restricts your pours. You are given an initial amount and when it's spent you are cut off to allow staff to reassess if you can have more.,I saw it at a few places in Europe this summer. +Gold for sale,No red flags here +Electors demand intelligence briefing before Electoral College vote,Electors - 9 dems and 1 republican. +Culturally relevant in the Western vs Eastern audiences. Everyone knows guacamole is what drives westerners cray-cray!,Yeah everyone knows western audiences are fucking idiots that dresses up like an 8 year old boy on halloween on a budget. +Winter Update Release? When does it drop,In 15 minutes +Tamam bu haber yalan da onlarca rapor geliyor yine de halepten rejimin adaletsizlikleri hakkinda. Hepsi yalan olamaz artik.,"no assad is an angel obv, only reason syria is in this state is the devil coalition against him , i hope the good guys will win" +Someone who is toxic in soloq will be toxic in team eventually when results wont come his way.,Yeah look at Incarnation +Black Mirror - Country Boy,"Prima che lo apra, devo aspettarmi qualche spoiler?" +This might be my cleanest shot yet,moist af +This girl I lived with talking about putting coconut oil in her hair Well its oil and my hair makes oils so why wouldn't it be god for it?.,"If you put some MobilOne in your hair, it'll last for 10,000 miles... err washings." +Do you ever get any good tips in your pm's?,I'm sure he gets a lot of great dating tips on reddit +Anyone else really like Noct? Yeah so they're all great for the most part. I thought Noctis was a bit of an ass at first. Man did he grow on me as the story progressed. He mans up extremely well and looks super cool doing it lol. I have a hard time with some of the super dorky looking protagonists like buddy from FFX.,I like how human he seems and I think a lot of that is the voice actor [The part after luna dies and you find out ignis is blind really got me because it wasn't mellow dramatic or super over the top he literary just went into a ball and sobbed without saying anything I felt so bad for him because that's something a actual person would react with] +"Same thing here in Indiana, we use bet a lot haha",Michigan reporting: bet is alive and well +What's that? Better than the winner?,But of course! +18 Anywhere - Want to be friends? I make good ice-cream,He sounds like a real catch +Respawn has announced the next Titan model.,Serious: Any word on timing for next DLC/next prime titans? +Buried on the appliance shelf next to the toasters and waffle makers and only $9.99,drooool +"It's hard for me to understand how some people can have so little respect for this man. Looking past partisanship, past insular divisiveness and our different ideals about how our nation is run, it should be easy for most see the respect Obama has had for the office. He has conducted himself with dignity and decorum and he'll be missed.","Yeah but he's black, and you know how *they* are." +My poor husband landed on his balls on the way down and vomited.,Hahaha that's hilarious +"That makes a lot more sense when the game goes into beta, don't need to spend a ton on servers when development is far more important at this stage...If I'm going to be honest, it's a waste of money at this stage.",where are you from? +What's ur sens,"800 | 4 (5 on Winston, Genji, Rein)" +Trap range..... I'd be sure that the ar isn't loaded! Knowing my luck I'd pull the wrong trigger and end up killing someone like 2 miles away.,Giggle switch will be on. +This is intended. This is your punishment.,Want to see you crying when this will happen to you. +"Konichiwa was bad, and skepta is selling himself out nowadays",He's not a rapper he's an activist. +Smoking weed. Ripping bongs everyday in your thirties is just a bit tragic.,You sound like you're a lot of fun. +Student arrested after bringing weapons into Trump Tower,"2nd amendment patriots, am I right?" +He's nothing more than a GOP rubber stamp. The GOP knows he will sign whatever bill they give him because he's to stupid and lazy to bother reading a bill.,"But he's, like, a really smart person!" +"Look at opensource Linux drivers for gpu not supported / provided by manufacturer. And that GPU has far more people interested in building a driver for it than your specific obscure home automation bit. Or just generally look at state of drivers on Android. If your device isn't one of the mainstream ones, one year down the road, nobody's able to compile a recent kernel for it. Buying a closed system and hoping that one day somebody will reverse engineer it to any usable degree just isn't a solid plan.",GPU drivers are orders of magnitude more complex than what ever TCP (if not HTTP) protocol they are using to control the lights. +prefer? no too lazy/afraid of change. Can't adopt new things. It's truth. U guys like 90 yrs old fag.,That's why I never played another moba with a different control scheme sure. +Ok Ill be the salty one this time and suggest everyone to lower their expectation (for the stream and those new BW's ideas) as much as possible. It wont probably be enough to not get dissapointed anyway but some faces and palms could be saved from hurting. xD,They better not nerf mah hunt thrill! +Am I doing it right?,Forgot the keyboard that says send nudes +I can see why they called it repetitive. There's at least ~15 more posts regarding ping in general. Stop spreading negativity please,Yeah the dude asking about ping is the main culprit behind the animosity and bitterness in this sub recently... +"Which way to the Americas as an Indian nation? I want a chance at spawning Colonialism as Nagaur, which I know requires having discovered the Americas. In previous attempts I was going west, but it occurs to me that I could go east instead, which has the added benefit of colonizing regions that actually can feed into my home trade node. I feel like west is probably still shorter, but it would be nice if I were wrong. Anyone know?",You're already there +They are down-voting this video harder than anything I have ever seen. Get it seen by all!,UP UP UP +Not Draven. DRAAAAAAAAAVEEEEEEEEN!,"Draven does it all, with styleee!" +Tall glass of bleach for the both of us,I hear that 2016 is an excellent vintage of Clorox. +Agreed. Jesus Christ.,"You mentioned Jesus christ without a trigger warning, I'm now triggered" +I think writers at 'The Ringer' are physically incapable of discussing a sports topic without discussing the concept of privilege or social justice in one way or another.,Do *you* know of a better way to generate clicks other than generating race war? +And this has instantly gone from a game I was sure to pick up as soon as it went standalone to a game I have zero interest in whatsoever. Such a shame what has happened to Call of Duty.,Gotta make up for the Infinity Warfare sales. +"Ok. I will try to test my GPU, and other games (if it's a CS:GO problem, i don't give a f**k, sincerely). If problem persists, i'll do a Windows 10 clean install. Thanks for your help and time! I appreciate it so much =D",No problem dude :) +Girl*,"Madonna is a girl yes, but it's a movie and movies are only written by men." +Does it work for Mac,Yes i believe it is a chrome extension +You can buy WoW and then play for free if you buy every month game time for ingame currency (gold). It is easy to earn enought gold every month to buy it :),How many hours would you say it takes? +Wow. He means white.,And no gays. +Because he got asked a question? Not that hard to figure out.,A bit of humility never hurts. +SUFFER 4 GOD,Forwards from Mother Teresa +I'm surprised Hasbro hasn't re-release the 6 inch BS storm troopers for Rogue One I could really use some troopers for my display since I came in late into the BS collection game.,yeah and they need to release more clone troopers too. +I'm not sure if it's even human.,it's an elf it's on the thumbnail +Who's been the worst player on your team so far this season?,"Torts, apparently" +Politicians in about 49 other states are eyeballing this very jealously. Only a matter of time til greed overturns their distorted morals. Greed always wins.,But I thought people who smoke weed just sit around all day without a job how can they afford to buy weed +An anti chill flask or two is the key to running chilled ground maps without shooting yourself in the face. Yea it cancels the ground effect while flask is active :),Temp chains + chilled ground + tar zombies map is the best +"As a very active member of the club, I'm involved because I want to help people. One of the things I've always loved about Bobby Kennedy was his devotion to helping those less fortunate. I've always felt that it was my responsibility to do what I could for others and couldn't be more proud of the work the RFK Democratic Club is doing - most of it not mentioned in this article.","Sorry, you're not allowed to do charity or be part of such a group if it benefits you in any way" +Texas AG Ken Paxton says school tried to illegally silence a biblical reference to Christmas,The war on Christmas/Christians continues! +"Daily Discussion Thread: 12/14/2016 Feel free to post things in the Daily Discussion Thread that don't warrant a subreddit-level discussion. Although most of our posting rules will be relaxed here, you should still consider your audience when posting. Most importantly, show respect to your fellow redditors. General redditiquette always applies.","Bought some SBD knee sleeves to hide my calves when i squat, all i need now is a weightlifting belt, squat shoes, chalk, singlet and 15 inches on my waistline and i can be the wannabe powerlifter of my gym" +Unrecoverable Error on Transaction Server,Me 2 thanks +"When Wellington was asked who was the greatest Captain of the age, he replied; In this age, in past ages, in any age; Napoleon. Could be seen as something of a humble brag, but I think it's more Wellington recognising Napoleon's operational genius. Wellington almost lost at Waterloo - while outnumbering Napoleon's scratch/thrown together in 100 days Army by almost 50,000 troops. The only time he ever faced Napoleon. And Napoleon had lost much of his... elan by this point, being greatly affected by a failed suicide by poison. Not to denigrate Wellington. He was a great General and certainly had a much better idea what to do AFTER victory. But Napoleon at his best would beat Wellington at his best every time.",And Napoleon apparently thought Washington the best man of his age for giving up military command. +Will the red pill have a moment of silence for him?,"We only have moments of silence for dead rapists, not just convicted." +That sounds like a great idea for an app. Kinda like pokemon go but with Street art.... And without the pokemongs.,"Great idea, but in reality, the whole area would be flooded with dick pics after the launch." +The tree saved my life...,At least you died happy. +Still haven't taken me to the stars though...,"Ah, change your Arena Preferences to 'like' Arc!" +"NX vs Switch Is anyone else still initially calling the Switch NX in their head before reverting back to the Switch? I know it's because of months calling it the NX, but I think it does reflect something about the Switch name and it not being as catchy.",Whats the nx? +"The whole thing is inane... It beat out such other words as smashed avo... I wish they'd stop pretending this is anything to do with a word, and more just Zeitgeist stuff",Phrase of the year would just be too hard... +wish my mailman would just drop off stuff like this in my mail box can you believe people want money first? magik mail bocks or riot!,"I never had to pay the mailman for the packages, its almost as if he doesnt want them!" +"As a Canadian, this is how i imagine the southern states are all the time -",I'm surprised by how much diversity they could fit in a single location. +It does when the religious nutjobs are supporting him and his VP is also a religious nut who doubts evolution. It definitely becomes a concern.,Nope...its completely unrelated. +This guy needs to kick rocks.,"And hit the bricks, and pack sand, and mold bricks, and just over all fuck off" +"Just finished my last day of college, went straight to the course on a cloudy TN afternoon",Course looks like it's in great shape. +"Archer is a very intelligently written show. Hell, biologically speaking, young men and old women are best-equipped to hold their liquor well. As far as I know, the facts on that show *always* check out.",So they really are called hookers when they're dead? +NK never attacked us. People forget that SA killed thousands of Americans on 9/11 and they have yet to face justice or war.,"Right, because waging war in the Middle East has worked out *so* well for us." +"If she can dismiss the social media assholery that Matt rabidly posted and his creeping on the other girls, I don't see how she has a leg to stand on whether she's blaming Simon or Farrah.",Because it was in the paaaahst! +Is that a Titleist?,Hole in one +"Well there was that commercial with him and the Hulk where they fought over a can of Coke that ended with Scott drinking a droplet. If that's not canon, I don't know what is. Kappa",What does Kappa mean? +Graphics downgrade after Christmas update? Help!,To fix you need to delete system 32. +"I bought a slave, and my silver disappeared and I got nothing",Maybe getting conned is a new feature. +The whole damn cabinet needs to be opposed,#drain the swamp +its not rank s. do you see any tier 17 na players?,TIL FPL only consists of top tier players +is it REALLY too much to ask for the levels on both teams to be close to equal in QP?,"No, becuase obviously your wrong and levels don't mean anything becauase this level 12 can beat that level 742" +Will this affect the price of Yeezys??,"We gon build a wall of Yeezys, and make Nike pay for it!" +So if I have a 4k TV connected to a steam link but not a 4k monitor can I still stream in 4k to the TV?,"Steam link only supports 1080p 60fps at the moment, unfortunately" +lmao what the hell are these,"It's called fashion, look it up." +"Remind me to ________ is just another way of saying, If I forget, it's your fault too.",This sub is becoming Life Hack Snitching 101 +"Sadly, this is what made me stop playing, back when the low rider update came. I get having to farm a little, nothing comes for free, but fuck rockstar for making it like this. I want to chill with my friends customizing some cars and running around...",then just buy some shark cards +How so,Because change is bad! +I was born in the Soviet Union. MRW an American socialist tries to convince me socialism is not total shit,But they have an associates in gender studies! +lol my school $58k/year don't underestimate US tuition,Sounds like you need to pull yourself up by your bootstraps you lazy milennial +I think you may be reading too much into what I said ;),In other words: You don't have any substantial way to argue against my points nor you are unable to articulate them so instead you pretend I'm being unreasonable so you can dismiss me without any actual discussion. +"It has gotten really, really bad over the last few years",I chalk it up to people not knowing how to drive in traffic or at all and people from other countries that already have aggressive driving tendencies. +BR is a poor indicator of pilot experience and skill.,"We found the sky knight guys, get him" +I'm pretty sure the government would kick me out of Utah County if I resigned (i joke obviously) the incredible shit storm that would follow me coming clean seems so daunting that I cannot even fathom it,Happy Valley and you're not happy? +It's nice out today. The temp is -1 F.,It was 71 F in Austin today. +Just ordered another one! Wonder why it's taking so long for them to roll these out.,"Oh boy, here comes Google's Banhammer!" +The fact we are still asking for this is a joke. Would be nice. They will probably come out with a defender you can rent for 5 bucks a month to keep cc safe lol.,"I think it'd be more likely to happen if there was some precedent, like if you could do it with heroes or something." +Do you have any evidence to back your xenophobia up? How long ago did your family immigrate to this area and from where?,"His family has been here since the beginning of time, when everything was originally a single family neighborhood." +Oh noes! We might be able to balance the budget!,Good one! +Seven Migrants Sexually Abuse Underage Girls in German Pool,Their culture is amazing! +free for students,W10 is free for students? +"equal rights to all humans? yeah, literally ending civilizations. *yikes!*","Don't even get them started on that Lincoln asshole, let alone femaniziism!" +What bad Player will you always defend? Who played for the Titans that doesn't deserve the hate they get?,Marcus Human Shit Mariota +Up here Michael!,"Hair up, glasses off." +It's almost like cops are real people and stuff. Mind fucking blown.,yeah but in the venn diagram of cops and skateboarders stereotypes tell us they barely touch haha +I held the worlds most underrated bird,They are really beautiful birds. +New Zealand rugby players get big pay rise in latest collective agreement,"Not only should we pay our players more, we should make All Black games televised on free TV, take out the Jaguares, Sunwolves, Rebels and Kings from Super Rugby and lets send the All Blacks to tour Tonga...." +"PokemonGO available in Pakistan, Nepal, Bhutan, Sri Lanka and Bangladesh!",Are there any regional pokemon for South East Asia? +Or to the wrong god; idiot!,"God was too busy with sports teams, and music awards to be saving brown children..." +Nice to see some good news.,not sure if +"I switched off the second he started painting my preferences as insecurity. I do have insecurities, many of them, and I am at peace with them - however they do not drive my preferences for what I find sexually attractive. This is just man up and do what we want you to do because that's what a REAL MAN would do all over again but with softer language. Threatening men with sexual insecurity is an old horse that really needs to be sent for glue.","Well *fatshaming* is clearly *your* fetish, pervert!" +"Yes. Clearly the one thing this game needs is more RNG. In fact I propose that when you launch the app, it has a 3% chance of actually starting and otherwise immediately closes and returns you to your device's home screen.",Then we'd get yolo opening the game brag posts Thats what we need +"Yes, my aim is bad, yes I shouldn't have peaked it, but come on, really?",Peeked*** +We CS GO now with ranks near our nicknames and shiet. Can't wait to show sum scrubs my global master elite rank and sell some zanpakuto skins,Inb4 Klab introduce Stattrak Accessories +"Yes, but have you *seen* any censorship? Or heard of any?",Not if it's working! +"shit man, you knew he was there, you've got skill",You dropped this: +Android 7.1 Nougat Installed on Nokia Lumia 520 Windows Phone,Seems faster +You're not alone Star Guardian Skins teaser,Someone enhance those comets! +Yeah but why do I fuck other men if he's my boyfriend?,"Well I'd assume you fuck other men because you're homosexual, same as why you have a boyfriend." +Games from the top of my head that havent been mentioned: Portal 1 and 2 Tomb Raider Bioshock Infinite Beyond two souls Transistor,"Portal 1 and 2 are fantastic games that feature 3 female leads out of the 5 characters, although Chell doesn't talk and [Caroline isn't so distinct From GLADOS]" +"What system are you all on with these AFK-ers? I grinded (ground?) strikes for days since around month 9 of year 1. I played on both Xbox One and PS4. I have never encountered an AFK-er besides the occasional guy who AFK's for about 2 minutes and shows up out of nowhere again, presumably after their pizza rolls finished heating.",But what about the 15 minutes it takes said pizza rolls to cool to a temperature that won't melt steel? +I blame the drivers they were going way too fast. The guy in the pickup is very lucky he didn't go through that guys livingroom. I blame the idiots.,"Comcast guys were breaking state and federal law, so there's that." +Europe thinks the US is nuts because they all freak out as soon as there's a female nipple visible. Sooo....,Sure is similar to China. +"Lol. Dude, you think THIS is making us a laughing stock? We are a fucking meme for designated shitting streets. Were you around reddit during the whole India's Daughter fiasco and it's banning? Reddit thinks we have a gang rape problem in India because of it. People are gonna assume now that throngs of people are being arrested because they think we are backward and shit. In general, I'm going to have to admit I could care less about a non-Indian redditor's point of view, personally.",yeah but fuck Bihar in particular amirite? +"Well, they're in the playoffs so best check yaself. Though, what do I know.. I'm just a measly CFB supporter with no alleged NFL fan base to root for.",well as an avid NFL fan (and Giants fan who just kicked their ass a couple weeks ago) Matthw Stafford has done jackshit worth a damn. +"People really can't see the full picture that an action has. We aren't in a vacuum, balancing government power with citizen rights is a very complex task. These keyboard warriors think there is some easy solution, but they really just are not informed or intelligent enough to see all the problems their one sentence solutions would have.",Hey just because it is the way it is doesn't mean there should be no criticism or suggestions for change. +"The issue here is that it has to function when people have a blood alcohol level of 0.2%. The current setup with an AUX switcher was okay, as I could label it PC and PHONE, and people could just press the corresponding button - it just wasn't durable enough.",What was the switcher you were using? +"It is actually incredible we have a person, with no experience in writing code, holding the industry hostage, and at the same time attacking those whom do write code.",It's the legacy way of doing things.... +"Crappy car, clothes, and apartment, but years of saving to finally build my dream! Whisper A Go Go forever.",you missing the large 40+ tv above the middle monitor with nexflix on it and the flashing rgb keyboard. +;),U're a god +"Alright, adding.",Added +"Uh, now what, guys? I've never been stocked like this before...",Play for crown chests because you won't be getting anything special for a while and the update for epic chests come out soon +"Unless they take a socially liberal stance then I don't want them. I don't really see that happening with a Mormon any time soon, but we've had liberal catholics so I guess it's possible. Upholding the constitution should be a bare minimum requirement for a president.","Yeah, if this election has taught me anything it's that refusing to accept the lesser of two evils can never backfire in anyway." +"Break up the family, destroy community, promote PC culture, leave people in disarray clinging to the government for a handout. This way it's much easier to control people.",your world must be terrifying to live in +"I have been using maple into yew shortbow. I don't think it is worth the effort to worry about switching; then again I am a hcim so it is difficult for me to get the items. It really is up to you, but shortbows are find. Just don't use shieldbows.",why not shieldbows? +"An executive advisor to Trump,while refuting climate change, claims the earth is only 5,500 years old.",THIS IS WHY PEOPLE VOTED FOR TRUMP +"Is this the best update ever? So far, I believe this December update has been the best ever. So far everything they've changed has been good - a new, amazing, arena, 4 awesome looking cards, making epics not as rare, and making a clan collaboration crown chest, which many people have been asking for. So - is this the best update they've had so far? Not only is it big, (they're not even done with the sneak peeks!) but all the things they've announced have been amazing looking. What are your thoughts about this?","Not at all, the RG buff was the best update" +Lambert doubling down on Puck Daddy calling us bad. I wonder who he thinks is actually good...,"What a cheap shot at our education system, fuck this guy." +He's not too fond of acknowledging smoking kills either.,Unless it's smoking the reefer by those dirty hippies +teacher of best poni,That does not look like Celestia. +"Or or or, not everything is a massive conspiracy, Riot realized they were biased and fucked over Monte, and are now trying to do better so this doesn't happen again?",Nope everything is a conspiracy... where is your tin foil hat sir? +"The game has been acting like a steaming pile of dog shit recently, but can we not post this stuff on the subreddit? It sucks coming here to see a bunch of bitching about things we already know as this is a pretty big problem. Posting this on their forums would get us all much further.","Yeah, bc the community forum should just be for memes and praise." +No,"No, you dont want things to get better?" +To bad that signing so many homegrowns doesn't help when the league puts a limit on them on how they affect the team,What limit are you referring to? +EDG will win worlds next year,Yeah and Faker was boosted by Bengi +FUCK ALL THE PEOPLE GOING INTO THE DZ WITHOUT MIN\MAXED GEAR AND ALL THE PEOPLE USING SOME USELESS PVE BUILD IN THE DZ. I'M TIRED OF COMING ON TO THIS SUB AND SEEING PEOPLE BITCHING ABOUT HOW THEY GET DROPPED WHEN THEY TRY TO MIX THEIR PVE BUILD IN PVP. THE DZ IS FINE THE WAY IT IS STOP TRYING TO CHANGE IT JUST BECAUSE YOU FAIL.,BUT I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY MY 1100 FIREARMS ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH +Step 2: have a wealthy father,Step 3: Marry people with talent who has a wealthy father. +Wait until the electors vote next week,Yea there's definitely potential for trump not to become president at this point +"This worries me a little. If they start broadening the definition of mental disabilities, they may be able to make a case to microchip whomever they want.",The government would never do something like that. +I have a friend who insists MK is garbage because he did well against him in lane for a few games. I guess he just hasn't seen the potential of the hero.,"MK is garbage, gets stunned by quelling blade" +Why do they always have a stick?,To beat off the semis? +An inaccurate quiz,How's it inaccurate that's the flag of Asia duhh +Hat Films - Scream Screaming Screamirlou (Sinescape's Bonkers Remix),What a beautiful bunch of charities +Most brutal mindgame I ever pulled,Good amount of people must be playing high because that's the only time I ever forget what team I'm on lol +"Instead of a movie about Han Solo or his sweet ride, why not some new ones hat explore new characters, settings and themes?",Why not both? +The dealership said the valve train sound was perfectly normal.,This might sound dumb but what's wrong with the rocker? +"Darkening the colors on an LCD screen doesn't affect power consumption. Darkening the LCD _backlight_ does reduce power consumption, however. Darkening the colors on an OLED or CRT screen also do reduce power consumption.",So the answer here is to also send the website what type of screen you're viewing their page on. +Partnering with Nestle would be like partnering with Al Capone.,"Nah, it would be like partnering with Hitler, Stalin, and Mao." +"Good points. The mods do more harm to their sub by letting people flaunt the rules. They're letting the trolls win, which is kind of funny in its own right.",But the only trolls are those damn MetaKKKanadians! +I will return with one. Stay tuned.,"Please, don't tell us it's a copyrighted video... or in any case you don't want to disclose that info yet" +NEWS: Megan Fox Circling Poison Ivy Role?,I mean... she did such a good job with April O'Neil! +It's too late. She has a guy. Observe bro code.,"I dunno, maybe if he pees on her it'll count as first dibs again?" +Warning signs of Satanism - Geraldo Rivera tv spot (1988),"So... being a teenager, then?" +"Louisiana, huh? So you're looking at a 115% humidity?","One fifteen, maybe one fiddy." +I have no idea what this picture is showing. Did he get a faulty tip from reddit and accidentally rip a piece off the machine or something? I've never used an ATM lmao,That attachment allows malicious people to steal ur debit card information. +DD 5.1 for psvue on Android TV would make me switch from Sling in a heartbeat.,Mono all the way! +He said he has dual graphics card? What? My system was around 1100-1200 when I built myself back in the day and I overspent a little on that lol. Why do you need 850w PSU? Hopefully he founds an idiot.,"because like, he has a 2k monitor, and everyone knows the higher resolution you are using, the more power needed, That's why I have a 1200w in my 3 monitor setup which includes a 4k tv" +No. It's Papa Franku.,"weird, i thought it was edups" +How are Hillary and her investors linked to pedophilia?,INB4 altright word salad and breitbart links +I'm curious what's wrong with using fog lights to improve your visibility?,Maybe your talking about a truck with a fog light bar on the roof and you're blinded. +"Haha no, actually for any all curious this is a bug that occurs for me whenever I use the debug camera. Doesn't always happen, but when it does its absolutely hilarious.","When you use free cam, any NPC that wasn't originally in your field of view in the normal camera is rendered with messed up faces and limbs that don't sync properly with the body" +Not Rep or Dem but I cannot help but notice.,But draining le swamp +What the fuck is that?,It's a smartphone with only the clock app installed and no WiFi or cellular data. +"Yeah, this is almost a readable visualization. Just replace the stupid zigzags with plain rectangles, then expand it out to the right so we can actually resolve the differences. Maybe add an axis with numbers, too, but we get the idea even without one.",But it's spotify and it has to be zany and lol ecksdee zigzags +"Well representation can be really important for people. Seeing themselves on a screen can help with acceptance for who they are and it can be really reassuring. I mean this may surprise you, but some people, including myself, found that the character from Supergirl coming out was one of the most realistic coming out experiences they have seen on tv. When I watched other shows or movies that tackled a character coming out as a lesbian or bi, I could never relate to it. It was one of the things that made it easier to deny who I was. I hadn't seen or really read about anyone with a similar coming out experience. I ended up coming out a year and a half ago in a very similar way to that character. I watched her arc almost in tears because this was the first time I saw someone on TV literally say how I felt when it came to my sexuality. It was unbelievable. And then I saw other people have a similar reaction. Do you know how powerful that can be? Knowing that you're not alone? I still struggle with my sexuality at times, but that storyline helped me a lot. What's the harm in adding a little representation and potentially helping others?",because you're shoving it down my throatttt!!!!1! +"Whoosh. :) I'm making fun of the fact that Norsk is full of Indo by pretending that they are there because they speak Norsk, not because idiots spammed all over message boards that there were high level people in Norsk, causing all kinds of losers to flock there.",should've added a +"What if I come up with more baseless accusations, fake news, and conspiracy theories, and then blame it all on Trump? Will that make the mean Russians stop?",Clearly the real conspiracy is in the connection between a pizza parlour and child sex trafficking. +Your account isn't negative karma lol.. did you just decide to become a downvote troll an hour ago?,Inwas +"I'm not even gonna give Trump a chance, cause I'M on the right side of History!!!!",Refusing to take a salary while in office is exactly what someone does who's in it to stuff their bank account. +Why would you assume they're trying to send a message through the way they point their toes?,"Because women only do things to attract the penis, d'uh!" +"Technically if you work a steady job you do have infinity dollars, it's just counting very slowly.",Only if you also have infinity lifespan. +"Heb jij toevallig alleen de kop van het nieuwsbericht gelezen, hmm?","Het staat er toch echt: Het komt door de mensen die het goed bedoelden, racisme speelt geen rol." +"I like Miles Davis's, Kind of Blue. Very well-mastered album IMO.",That and Bitches Brew. +Inb4 RINO so doesn't count.,"If it's not from Infowars or the Daily Stormer, I just can't accept it ^^^^" +"We also have jewbiscuits. What happened to them? Same name still? Haven't had any in a while. Austria did the same thing, I saw this ice-cream shop with negro ice cream. Vanilla with chocolate syrup on top. That shit was awesome.","Jewbiscuits are still a thing, I think." +"Their TS%s are still really high, especially Steph. Any ideas as to why there shooting so poorly, though?",no bogut screens +"I'd actually prefer a Crucible Reward Steak. Medium rare, please!",There is only uncommon or rare! +you're allergic to kiwi fruit,"I found out I was allergic to mango in a similar way, but you already beat me to the info punch" +"We win out division almost every year, under manning so did they. Plus playoff games. Plus then luck made them win their division a bunch since then.",Hey asshole it wasn't all luck they had some good players too! +This is Japan's Call of Duty.,Except it is actually a Bad game +Might read that exploit warning.,because every player is aware of the complete exploit list and ccp is really good at enforcing those. +What final twist would be the perfect awful ending to 2016?,"Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Sonia Sotomayor, and Anthony Kennedy all die in a planecrash" +"Handball, deflection and offside. Vintage Fergie right here, i love it.","Does this count as being in Fergie Time, too?" +Yeah but who cares? Tons of parents are bat-shit crazy and push all kinds of whacko bullshit on their kids. It's not like they are converted freedom fighters now.,"Yeah, let's just take it a step further from bias to full blown political brainwashing in our schools." +You know this is fake right?,"Its totally real what are you dumb you think literal magicians using spells, a giant chicken man, a minotuar, a fat bald monk, and a repo man fighting in a padded ring isn't real you must be disconnected from reality." +California is actually doing very well and projected to have a budget surplus this year.,Well that's what happens when you put a TV star in charge. +What program? He can't even answer simple ones about his vision to solve Jakarta traffic jams. Jakarta. One of the most congested cities in the world. He's about to run for the governorship and he has no idea how to solve it but making vague promises.,Dude you haven't heard of the 1 miliar per RW program? +what about the other 2 heroes?,Really tho what if all those are picked?/ what if your mains are all picked +"I would change the Mughal forming events; if the Timurids collapse, then the power that controls Afghanistan around 1520 should get the option to change into Mughals, get Babur as a ruler (5/5/6) + some free troops and other buffs.","I feel like this should be a mechanic for CK2 style historic conquerors to be able to spawn, like Babur" +You've got some sharp observation skills.,But you have to admit that eventually all the puns do get a bit dull +Ex-accused in Dacer-Corbito case is new PNP anti-kidnapping chief | Inquirer News,I see no irony in this +Justin Trudeau: 'Globalisation isn't working for ordinary people',"Yep , I'm sure protectionism and government picking winners and loser would resolve all our problems and totally not escalate tensions between countries" +8.9% thc that's definetly some cold shocked purp,Yea but I'd still cop if my tolerance was low enough for flower.. +"I use up to 50 gigs of data every month on my phone. And around terabyte with my home internet. Fuck me if we had such data gaps as you do there in Murica and Australia and so on.. I have unlimited 150/100 4G data on my phone which costs 20 euros a month, and unlimited 100/100 in my home that costs 4.95 euros a month.. I don't even bother to turn on wifi or turn off 4G from my phone when at home or on move. And the data plan works in neighbour countries as well without extra cost.",Where do you live? +relevant flair text (~~sorry~~),You mean Thornmail first on Kog isn't the best? +Pathfinder Nature's Boon Is messing with Essence Tab It disable upgrading option when flasks gain a charge.,Guess that's the Pathfinder nerf we have been waiting for... +Spoiler alert: the universe only made consciousness as a means to defeat thermodynamics.,"No, we are special and perfect and obviously SOMETHING had to make us because there IS a purpose to life its SO OBVIOUS." +"oh ok, who do you think the climate change people are grabbing power from?","The poor, innocent corporations just struggling to get by" +"There is an audience at the E-League Qualifier?? I don't if it's the players, but I think I heard some kind of screams in the E-League stream when HEN1 managed to kill SIXER on B. Please let me know that my hypothesis is wrong.",Because the players themselves can't possibly react to their teammate's play. +Found the TC.,:) +Just noting that there are only 3 stages in the event dungeon so you'd be farming in oblivion if it was floor 4.,You're not trying hard enough if you're not on floor 4 +"Higher chance of getting PREMIUM heroes in white horse outside of the guaranteed premium in the 10 pull. It's soooo disappointing to finally get a white horse, then it turns out to be a promotable heroes like 99% of the time. Getting heroes are the main fun of this game, and it's what keep people going. Getting dupe is fine, but getting promotable heroes from a white horse like most of the time (white horse is rare itself in the first place) is kinda stupid.",No I totally need more stanyas +"TIL One of the most, if not the most, prolific serial killers in American history, continued getting work as a nurse from 1988 - 2003 due to a national nurse shortage even with extensive history of attempted suicide, documented mental instability and accused patient misconduct",MAD interviewing skillz +Thanks Islam,At least they don't live in a dictatorship anymore... +The Comcast employee seems to hate his life so much that he disregards even his own safety. The videographer yelling at him had nothing to do with how much of an asshole the employee is.,"Yeah, people who do their jobs are real assholes." +What do I have to do to get this UI for my spriest... this is amazing.,"Same, looks pretty damn good and minimalistic!" +Unpopular opinions/Misconceptions about your team Pretty self explanatory but I'm just curious. For example I see a lot of people saying the Celtics' third best player is Jae crowder when I think it's Avery Bradley by a huge margin. I'm just interested to get opinions from people who are probably more knowledgable on the teams or players.,Kawhi often does not play with the players that best maximizes his talents. +"Helmet for me, gotten just about everything else twice now!",You get a guaranteed one from Amanda at SRL rank 3. +And I think a hobbit actually kills Wormtounge,[Wormtongue actually kills Saruman.] +"Many people need to hit rock bottom to make real change, they are enabling his cousin and hurting their own bottom line in the process.",Many people hit rock bottom and end up dying on the streets. +I also love Lewis. He has really gotten better with age like a bottle of fine wine.,Sips has aged like milk! +Reddit Kit Really love seeing all the reddit players with the Vissel Kobe kit. Not sure who came up with the idea but thanks. Do you guys wear it or go for something else?,I back out from everyone wearing that kit. +Did you update your iPhone 6s Plus to 10.1.1 or stay at 10.0.2?,"I'm still on 10.0.1, not sure whether to update or not." +Yes it is! Stop being busy and email me. Talk to me kitta!,ITS DOWN & THEY TOTALLY EXIT SCAMMED +LOL. There's about as much chance of me falling in love with a dude because I saw his dick as there is of seeing Bigfoot...,so i still have a chance? +Pretty good effects and choreography but the acting and the audio was a bit lacking. And I thought the actor playing Zuko was some chubby guy because of the way he looked like with his shirt but he's pretty dang fit!,He's ripped! +np noob,lol your entire history is you being a tool you don't have any build posts that's weird +"That's just the thing though - Kryptonians have super speed and, like, 20 different kinds of vision. Could they not read and pick up detective skills, hacking abilities, and so on very quickly? Is there an in-canon reason why this isn't possible? See also, the Flash family",Wouldn't that make for fun comics. +"doubt it would go to 1b.. I mean it said in the KR patch notes that courser horse prices increased too, but currently a T8 with all skills and breeds sells for around 200 mill, minus breeds then around 140. I wouldn't think T9 would have such a huge jump in price for it to be worth all the effort to create them for selling. Will have to wait and see!","I mean, it could, but yeah until someone checks we won't know for sure lol." +I don't think these two are comparable. 1 is an insanely smart and motivated individual who accomplished more then most would in 3 life times. The other browses 4chan and live in a basement.,I didn't know 4chan was around in the 17th century. +Definitely MLC. P&C companies prefer it when you have a well rounded background and Life companies pretty much require MLC before you can get hired.,"Yeah, P&C companies really love it when you take an exam that gives no credit at the CAS." +Amanda Nunes working,Her boxing's good but not as good as Ronda's. +Most common street names in Europe by country (translated to English),Field Alley seems like a bit of a contradiction to me. +Damn relics are going to drastically change the crucible,"My favorite was the sprint cooldown one, though we didn't have to play against Thorn" +I believe it's actually illegal for them to sell any part of their kill.,"You are correct, but some people find knee-jerk reactions to be more fulfilling than facts." +I think op should've bm-ed at every hero power.,You are the reason death sentence is still legal +BuffaQ smoked wings on this beautiful fall Sunday,Any reason you don't separate the three pieces? +"Any Kabuto, Dratini, or Bulbasaur?",Bulbasaur in Akron at the Nature Realm if you ever head that way. +"That is not for sure, good science needs testing.","fake science - fake news apparently, people want to believe lies so badly.." +"Ah, my mistake.","Too bad, were still gonna downvote you to hell" +What is your favorite podcast?,"Here's the thing, 99% invisible, Radiolab, Linux Outlaws, Invisibilia, The infinite monkey cage" +IMHO MatPat is the best.,IMO ACU is better :) +Powerline networking not working as well as WiFi in old house. Is there a way to fix this? I got one of those $30 TrendNet adapters.,"Run a wireless mesh network, like Eero." +"Priorities: Agus Yudhoyono Ingin Jakarta Jadi Kota Fashion, Tak Kalah dengan New York","Take a good look at that pic: there's clearly someone with a two finger salute, lol" +"In your scenario, the stabber put the knife into the other person. This person put the bullet into herself. She chose.","i'm sure the cyberbullying had nothing to do with it, people just kill themselves for no reason at all." +President Obama Signs BOTS Act of 2016 Which Makes It Illegal for Bots to Buy and Resell Tickets,"Yeah they can't keep Russia from hacking elections, but they can stop bots from buying tickets" +Numbers were different back then!!,Does that make 48 just shy of 14? +There is a lot of short interest in $NVDA. I think $NVDA will see a correction to $80 by January due to seasonal factors.,Yeah those Christmas graphics card sales are gana hurt then +"When did I ever say it should be free? I literally just pointed out that some people don't have $10 to spend on an iphone game. I've seen some terrible reading comprehension in my reddit days, but this takes the cake. Congratulations","If you have an iPhone but don't have $10 to spend on an iPhone game, you need to get your priorities straight." +"What's delusional about him? So what if he's 17? Lots of redditors are teenagers. Sure you can quibble with some of the things he wrote, and maybe he'll be smarter as he gets older, but if the kid has standards he's heading on the right track.","Yeah, I'm totally positive he will be holding the same standards in 20 years time just like any normal 17 year old." +"ahh, hadnt read that","IIRC, he had said he was more open to playing RS again AND increases in cgi tech means he might not have to wear the cumbersome makeup (which is why he didn't want to return)." +This one time we won defending Ballroom Blitz without losing a single sector. It was unbelievable.,r/thathappened +A 681 billion pixel interactive image of the moon,time to find the aliens +Unlimited Jewel Works,The Keyblade Graveyard looks weird in this picture. +"Someone got this on zulrah about a year ago. I think someone said it was a 1/1,000,000+ chance",Except sire drops intentionally 2x the drop you receive from rdt +when was it not,Few months ago? +Best update since launch! After playing more than 70 friendly crown challenges today I have to say that I am absolutely delighted with the new update and upcoming things. I don't remember ever having as much fun with game as I had today. Keep 'em coming Supercell! Can't wait to see what else you will bring to us. Happy Holidays everybody!,The best update added the royal giant. +"...She knows. She wants him to call her. She will then ask to talk over lunch. She'll then ask him to walk her to her car. She'll then kiss him and say she made a mistake. She'll play nice for 3-4 months, he'll think he was wrong and propose thinking everything will be fine. The relationship will explode after marriage and they'll separate. Then, he'll catch his cheating ex checking out his profile on Linked in. He's been really successful this year so it's going to be a good ego boost...",Women amirite? +Children being taught to quickly do math in their head? **We can't have that around here!**,"Yeah, they won't learn that most important of mathematical skills, showing their work!" +The courts ruling on this are caving to public pressure. This doesn't prove anything.,"Yes, because we all know that the Hawai'i State Supreme Court and all lower courts only rule in favor of public pressure." +"God. That game had such grit. Such hopelessness, it was so very dark and foreboding that it would grab you. As you progressed your first way through you really felt that looming dread that you were following something perhaps you had no hope against. What a spectacular game. And then the 3rd one came along, hopelessly 'Marvel-esque' and utterly tone def and had you fight power ranger villains.",Why do you complain about skeletons that laugh at you? +Treason and conspiracy most prominently,Yeah because Pence would be so much better +(Pro clubs) This is what happens when you don't pass for an easy goal,Nice defensive line kept by opponent AI there +"Gets a spot on Armed Services Committee to pumps up her foreign policy experience, gets leadership in DEM Senate, is leading the DEMs on going after Trump's biggest flaws. Sounds like Lizzy is thinking about 2020.",...Lizzy? +"Let me guess, everyone reading this thread is the last back right?",Yeeeup +Doing my part to spread awesomeness ;) Also I think a MMO set in the Expanse universe would be cool!,Yeah flying to Mars for 2 month! +Paul looks... Not like Paul. Was this guy a Paul conspirator lol.,Maybe he drew what the first Paul would've looked like if he didn't die in 1966 +"YouTube channel featuring videos and playlists about occultism, mental illness and current events. I do my research ahead of time and enjoy getting my facts straight. Check it out.",Nice +It's kinda better than the prequels. And it is cannon.,*canon +Thanks for such a detailed response! Really appreciated. Yep I too used to run lv3 Poison at 4k+. Interesting Ice Golem is in there. Definitely gonna give it a try as mine is lv6 now.,"For ice golem I think it depends on what it tanks for, but in any case the slow effect remains the same for all levels." +"Where is the data about the impact of duo-queues in HL? From the thread about the matchmaking and wait-time problems now plaguing TL after the change to solo-queue only in HL, there seems to be a consensus that players in 2-man parties did some kind of harm to the old HL? What is the evidence of this? I asked this question there, but I was late and the thread has been buried I am afraid. The reason I ask for this is that I find the assertion hard to believe, since in my experience duo players are matched with duo players, making their impact on the win percentage of other players insignificant. Either the duo you are matched with is better than the other teams, or they are worse. This is no different than any other player on your team, sometimes you luck out, most of the time they are all ok. Now, grouping two people makes matchmaking a little more tricky, but the party rules are already pretty stringent for HL, and could be tightened further. At least there was parity between the teams in old HL . In TL, however, the introduction of 2+3 teams makes matchmaking a complete joke since there is no way to measure a 2+3 team vs a 5-man group in a good way. Regardless, I assume that there is some kind of data out there that shows how duo-queuers are dominating HL and ruining it for solo players, making them unable to rank up, since this is such a firmly held belief. If this is real thing, then the evidence should be plentiful. I can accept that this is a necessary changes if there is good evidence that it will help a lot of people in HL, but since it appears to be ruining party based gameplay in a ranked setting, I would really like to see the evidence myself. Can someone help me?",The data is there: 2 and 3 players ranked is dead. +Nick Saban is lower than swine to me. His ego couldn't take losing in the NFL so he took his coward ass back to Alabama lmao.,"Yeah, screw people for taking advantage of what they're great at" +Yea... And then somehow convinced these morons that breaking up unions was for their benefit.,It's MY RIGHT TO WORK! +Only 3 days until the electors vote,I think you mean two days until Russia detonates a dirty nuke in Omaha. +But...noshave November!,"But remember ladies, its for men only!" +"I hope you realize that sure, DE can remove them from the reward pool, but they will also likely change the drop rates for everything else to match what it was before minus exilus adapters.","Well they can also instead replace it with a built exilus which wouldnt feel like bad(for most people) or they could just put 2.5% more on each potatoes.Anyway, all I want is that they at least remove this shit ''reward'' and add a token system." +UF is Live!!!!!!!,Lick them and then smell em +"Nope nothing. I'm expecting NG+ Just to be the same except you keep your weapons and your AP (tho the lower your expectations, the better)",Sounds like a ton of fun :S +Refugee from Somalia rapes woman near her sleeping daughter while riding on public bus in Minnesota,"I don't see what's wrong here, he was just sharing his culture!" +They almost lost robert sean leonard (wilson) too but he was too important to let go,"Nah, he wasn't at all important for it" +Who is jailed?,the common sense +Best pull all year for me!,so jealous +Look down on the upcoming generation.,"Yeah, we all know it is the Baby Boomers who have caused all of the worlds problems" +"What are you most excited about for Halo Wars 2? Anything at all, multiple aspects or singular. Personally the new villain and the return to the Ark has got me hyped.","Story, setting, artstyle" +Natalie Dormer and a clone of the former.,Ebola Virus to Papyrus to the German Iris to Miley Cyrus +...but William wasn't anybody in a position to buy the park when this sales ploy was made.,Ford is just *that* good... diff --git a/chunk61.csv b/chunk61.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..2fc9613a897f2370375ae38e27190693089e7258 --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk61.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1668 @@ +Input,Output +It can't be both. Either it doesn't matter to the majority who have high pressure jobs or its an invasion that violated fair elections. Either it was nothing or it was something. Either way the source is hillarys campaign as they were corrupt.,I still don't understand you. +Is this a Good setup ? What you guys think about this,I feel like this is just a troll post. +I thought The Doobie Brothers were called that because their last name was Doobie.,Lets not talk about the youth in Asia.... +There goes one seat at Harvard Law...,Being the daughter of the president elect is one of the strongest soft I have ever seen. +And this douche is president why?,It's ok because he was given a chance to turn himself in. +Is this serious,Sorry dropped this: +ALLEGIANCE: WEAK3N'S REDEMPTION IN GROUP B?,GIVE EM THE WeakHands +Why is Rama's laugh so addicting to do? I may be watching too much Marvalz but jesus christ it feels nice to VEL at least 10 times coming out of base before the match starts. FeelsGoodMan,~~HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~~ VELVELVELVELVELVELVELVEL +"Sun rises in the west for you too, huh?",Those facts are just your opinon +"If you're going to accuse a Presidential candidate of sexual assault, then yes, your information should be public.",The better for the *deplorable* to be harass them with. +No because they're both empty and only half functional.,"Yeah, downtown today in the 20s, clearly the skywalk is empty and obsolete." +Right ok so let's keep giving businesses unlimited power over the serfs. That's clearly working well.,I'm always open to constructive Marxism. +Humans are mortal. We're all gonna die.,How profound +"Yeah I have two flex spots, with Edelman in one and Alshon in the other. Deciding which one of them to bench for Powell. 0.5 ppr",I'd say since you're ppr to roll with Edelman. +Seems a bit hypocritical...,I love hip-hop as much as the next guy but it seems pretty hypocritical to say this when you follow Gucci Mane among others +Ok. What proof. This article gives no proof.,"It supports this sub's biased agenda, no proof required" +"I'm probably most excited for the comet retro custom. It's affordable, and it looks like a 50's car",Yes a 1950s Porsche +"Completed every campaign race, kind of disappointed I didn't get a large amount of credits for it.",Should have used a Credit boost car +Watching streamers in the Raid dismantling greens constantly is infuriating when you know Bungie has created a problem. I didn't pay 30 bucks for a DLC where I spend half my time dismantling greens all day!,"Hey, the more content the better" +no,cyka +Nice surprise in the mailbox today! Took less than 2 weeks.,I wish a Glock would surprise me in my mailbox. +So dramaposting is only allowed when it doesn't involve N64 emulators. Interesting how you guys handle this.,cry about it then +"I'm not a fan of BABY for B.A.P. Perhaps it's because I'm older than the majority of B.A.P members, but it feels a tad condescending, not endearing. Quite literally being infantilised. Also, I just have a general aversion to the pet name 'baby' that probably carries over. BBC for Block B is hilarious. I like that it has a simple name, just Block B Club. But I don't think they realised there were, *ahem*, other acronyms with veeeeery different meanings.",Yeah why would Block B make their fandom name the same as the abbreviation for the British Broadcasting Corporation +Probably the best hook you'll see on console.,"Yeah well that's real nice and all but I doubt you could do that on a PC, peasant" +"Permanent leveling up of my stats. Oh, you worked hard and increased your STR? Guess what, you have that muscle forever now! You learned something and your INT increased? Well that almost means that you can apply it to [totally unrelated topic]!","I mean level up str, it's just that some games do have skill atrophy so you're on the right track." +Ugh I want them to treat her properly. She needs to live as long as possible in prison.,"In prison she'll be receiving government-run health care, just like she wants for the rest of us." +FBI backs CIA view that Russia intervened to help Trump win election,"Wait, so this is just one guy at the CIA saying this, not a statement from the FBI (not a statement from the CIA either)?" +"Why do most people want a buff of Jigglypuff and seems like only Jigglypuff? I agree that Jigglypuff in Smash 4 needs a buff, but why are people like exclusively talking about buffing her only? I think that Shulk, Charizard, King Dedede, and others could also use a buff also.",because what this game needs for its meta is a top tier puff +Damn check out that rack!,Stacked +"Of Course She Does: Hillary Clinton Blames FBI, Russians for Loss to Trump",Running a horrible campaign had nothing to do with it. +"Good places to donate housewares, etc.? I have some stuff lying around the house (mostly old kitchenwares and appliances that I've replaced with better versions) that aren't worth selling but I'd rather drop them off somewhere than throw them out. Would the various donation bins around town (like Canadian Diabetes Association) take them? Or is there a specific goodwill organization for those kind of things?",Salvation Army +"Camera cutout prevents cases being reusable between models. Apart from that dimensions and design are similar. The point I wanted to make was there wasn't a major redesign like there was from 3GS to 4, 5s to 6 etc. It is an extraordinarily similar chassis, even if it isn't quite identical. It's look and feel is in the same vein as the 6 and 6s. And yeah, I know those two weren't identical in dimensions either, but I doubt you'll see anyone arguing they're different.",I wish they would just go back to the rounded back from the 3G/3GS model and triple my battery life while they're at it. +What makes one an overdrive sparrow?,The two year one raid Sparrows are Overdrive Sparrows. +"It's not a mirror, it's a corner.",Wew I was in no way ready for this level of mind fuckery +I won Secret Santa...Bill Gates was my Santa! (Link to imgur album with full story in comments!!),"Thanks a lot for making the rest of us look like assholes, Bill!" +"Auto repair on the side? Anybody? Looking for someone to replace my spark plugs & coil packs on a 2008 Honda Fit. I have all the parts. I have done some of my own repairs/oil changes and felt confident after watching some diy vids, but felt a little intimidated when I started. $$. Thanks!",Pm me for a mechanics phone number if you haven't found someone yet. +'Please don't bring your computer home',For some reason it never once occured to me to put my PC in a suitcase for transport. +They deserved to be able to know what really happened (getting informed on the situation from somewhere that's not pure speculation or fake news).,"No, that might cause an unfair bias." +My brother bought a PS4 Pro and his TV supports up to 720,"Don't worry, pretty sure his tv can upscale 360p in a 1:2 ratio." +Perhaps back off the thin train just a bit and provide actual batteries. Imagine the new MBP wasn't thinner than the previous one but instead could boast of a twenty hour battery life...,Nope professionals don't need that we want .44mm thinner to make sure our backs don't break sorrynotsorry +"I- I think I'm going to stop. ***MINI-RANT COMING UP, SO PLEASE BE ADVISED*** I know you all are going to call me out with comments like, This post wasn't necessary but I want to share my feelings with you guys. I hope you guys understand. :) Now, I'm no quitter, I'll tell ya guys that. No matter what, I've stuck to whatever difficulties came my way. Why? Because I knew that one way or another, it connected with my life. For instance, let's talk about my un-athletic body. Seriously, I can't even do ***10*** push ups on a regular basis, because I'm just that... fat! Yet, when I'm called to do a push up test, I can break 35 to 40 push ups. Why? Because it directly connects with my grades, which impact my life. Now let's talk about Dokkan. As of right now, I've grinded a total of three World Tournaments; The very first WT, the third WT, and the 1 Year Anniversary WT. And I'll let you guys know this; Dokkan was IMPRINTED in my life. My deck was pretty bad, which only fueled my desire to get more SSRs! These WTs seemed like a godsend to me, and even though every single nerve in my body (and my parents) were screaming at me to stop, I went on. Why? Because it mattered too much to me. I had NO AoE cards when I grinded to 100 wins TWICE in the early days, but even with two AoEs currently, I just can't go on. Real life obstacles have grown since the last time I've done these, but at the same time I'm losing that... addiction I've had with Dokkan. Note that one of the few reasons I'm still playing it is because it's related to DBZ, and, now that I think about it, what good will going to 80 wins do to me? I'll get a few more cards for the game, sure, but what about my actual life? These thoughts made me quit this WT. I'll still be an active dokkan player, but I will not be obsessed over it. No more no life, YOLO runs with the game, because I don't want it to be a meaningless grind. DBZ has always been about reaching the new level, and it has NEVER involved pointless grinds EVER (I mean, Vegeta did lose it over Goku's death vs. Cell, but whatever). I'm going to be taking the WT casually now just to obtain some of these goodies, and I will be looking for the revamped WT.","Good, less competition." +"Best players that will never make it to the HOF? This can include team favourites, for example Heath Miller on the Steelers, maybe a guy like Maurice Jones Drew!",Pete Rose. +Does no one google for answers?,"That's too easy, why not just ask on reddit?" +appearantly the hero name is more important than the current hp/mp.,given the fact that all the cosmetics make it harder to identify the hero +FBI backs CIA view that Russia intervened to help Trump win election,I say for now on we find out who Russia doesn't want and vote for him/her. +Yeah but that doesn't count because brb,"Because she isn't a mexican, duh!" +"Patrik Laine just hit 101.8MPH in the Jets hardest shot competition I have no video, but they're currently live streaming the event on Facebook. Is this really good? Or typical for most NHL players?",UNSUSTAINABLE +"This is reddit. People here think that jokes have a specific, well known, point of origin and can only ever be told once. Well, only as a post once. You can comment the same thing over and over and over and nobody seems to care.",There a some cases where someone will say a comment was stolen +"Don't feel bad, I was wondering what she would look like under Ultra-violet light.",MeTa +did u win,Only if you play Pirate Warrior. +"If your bitcoins are on a website that does not allow you to change the fee, then you need to contact them directly and request a manual withdrawal by them with a higher fee or wait until the network is working smoothly again.","I have contacted them, hopefully they allow me to raise the fee but that will probably require me to wait a couple days for the transaction to be cancelled first sadly, or possibly they can do the double thing with a higher fee to overtake the first one." +"Been playing since Launch (at a guess, ~5K hours). How the hell am I supposed to go to sleep tonight?!","Vaaling it for + weapon range or culling strike, obviously" +Have you ever found someone of European descent beautiful? It's not because of your personal preferences. It's because you've been brainwashed.,We have been brainwashed into thinking black people are human beings too. +What a great picture,Lads what are you on about it's obviously Kloppo +I believe no new rules can be made a specific amount of time before an election and most definitely not after an election has been won. The courts will overturn everything the republicans did and make them look like the fools they are.,At least the lawyers they hire with taxpayer money will get paid +"The problem is that reproductive success becomes more of a high-end thing, and a bunch of unappealing and/or unsuccessful people don't end up breeding. Oh hang on, that's a feature not a bug. Nope, can't see a problem.",The exact opposite thing is happening in the US so idk what you're talking about. +The new troops icons in the army training unit are SO SICK! Love the 3D angle of each and every troop especially healer and balloon. Which ones do you like the most?,Post is missing the +My First Ultra Boosts Ever....I'm in love,Boost looks off +"shit idea, inb4 supports stealing aegises just to look fancy.",Who plays support these days? +Where this is REALLY apparent is when you watch the NPC nowadays. So many front rowers have the build of flankers!,They all prototype Dane Coles now! +Any more often than once per 24 hours is a sign of weakness!,"I constantly work through 72 hour sprints, I chug a redbull every hour to stay focused!" +"the tilt is real. navi have proved in the past they are very emotional and tilt easy in finals. this map though, can you really blame them?","It doesn't help that they got no real IGL beside the coach, and minimal calls." +FWD:FWD: kids these days!! Jeeze Louise!!,"I'm a loner because of my mental illness, checkmate athiests" +Americans Think There Are 54 Million Muslims In America. There Are Only 3 Million.,Math is a liberal conspiracy. +"It's funny how *The Man* has all these plots and programs going on, yet they're incapable of doing a natural looking death.","Its like 9/11 and the moon landing, so meticulous they're able to involve thousands of people with the conspiracy and fool tens of thousands of trained experts, but it's so obviously fake that anyone that sees a 30 second youtube clip can instantly spot a dozen reasons why." +And the CIA has a heart attack inducing poison,But I thought the CIA was our friend now +Final Fantasy VIII Remake Images leaked!,seriously this fatceptance thing is getting out of hand. +"Gee, it's almost as if people have different opinions on what they consider to be a good game. I never understood this mentality though. if you like COD, then play COD, if you like Overwatch, play Overwatch, if you like CIV V, then play CIV V. There's no reason to act like an elitist just because you enjoy videogames different from other people. One of my cousins plays Destiny and genuinely enjoys the hell out of it. I tried it and didn't like it, but I'm not gonna be a dick about it because obviously I wasn't their target audience.","Yeah but so long as you know that my tastes are inherently superior to whatever your crap tastes are, then there's no problem" +"Recent Camping & Chiggers Question Anybody been backpacking or car camping in the Ozone, Fallsville, Ponca areas recently? If so, how was the chigger situation. I want to get out but chiggers love me.",Deet +"far less than it was, and you can thank collegiate wrestling for a considerable portion of the fighters in UFC. Wrestling also has a direct impact on the football players that go through some great universities cough ray lewis cough",So murderers +I down voted your entire post history,Yeah fuck disc golf am I right? +Ritual suicide.,Sudoku? +This fucking kid has it all,Using written numbers and numerals in the same sentence = Genius level +A Clear and Concise Case for Infant Baptism,"All of theae arguments hold, but unfortunately Baptists are working with the Gideon Bible version of Covenant Theology." +I would never mine for profit!,"Bitcoin shouldn't be a business, everyone deserves an equal share!" +"It's a Catholic thing mainly, I'm not Catholic so I don't know exactly the point of it, but I think maybe it's so that people can still go to church on Christmas but can just relax during the day? Not sure.","Catholic here, essentially yes it helps justify staying up later and relaxing Christmas Day" +I would hardly say Waynesville is 15 minutes from Asheville.,"There's not really much to the west of Asheville, I was trying to extrapolate the best possible option, clearly I wasn't close at all." +"Kobe's definitely up there, but I'd say Lebron is the most overly scrutinized athlete of all time.",Wait isn't that jeremy lin? +I'll remind my barn cats that they can't spend too much time outside. Thank you.,But don't you know their fur isn't thick enough? +I actually like that this this subreddit is very critical of his work and doesn't praise everything Eric does.,If you don't blindly follow you aren't a true fan +pretty sure no damage had been done when they dropped out.,only azr was 75hp +"Calm people of reddit, How are you so calm?",Large amounts of marijuana +Does it not explode anymore?,"Yeah, I just don't use it anymore due to the slower speed and newer sparrows" +Luca reminds us he only knows English and Italian.,I think we should make a special subreddit for these so we have a dedicated place where we can discuss and analyse every one of Luca's tweets. +"Here's my picks since the beginning of the century - Gore, Kerry, Obama, Obama, Johnson. I also think the whole Trump racist/white supremacy bullshit thing is fucking stupid. All that being said, I am finding myself liking Trump more and more every day and I'm not afraid to say it.",Racists are not usually afraid of saying things. +ROAST ME THREAD! Champion Edition Comment your **MAIN CHAMPION** and why you picked it and wait for someone to roast you!!,Tobito wannabe +3x Everything Event Extended!,Looks like I will be playing until 5am on Tuesday and skip class and work +The ice situation in Alton...,Clearly if this driver had better tires those speeds would have become controllable. +Coopers in Llano is an ok joint with a small line. Not the best but it is worth the money,Inmans BBQ in Llano is 17% better than Coopers. +Q thats all,I'm glad you know how it works +"Has the Super Container chance increased? Within the past week I have earnt five Super Containers. One containing 50k XP, one containing 10m credits, two containing 250 flags (Sierra Mike and Victor Lima) and the last containing 100 Zulu Hotel.","I got my first supercontainer since the patch they ruined the rates, must've increased the rate again" +You mean just like the ones in Battleground states that Trump won who receiving death threats from Hillary Supporters?,No no only Trump supporters are the ones that send death threats +no,yes +Last time I checked he was on Fedora or on openSUSE,I also heard Linus was using Fedora. +That dream is the best dream until you realise YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSE TO LET HO!,YO BOBAY! +the good ol days; comment x to pay respects,Triangle button +"Although this may be true, I feel most romantic comedies are nice guy fantasies","They are that, or they can be a gross misinterpretation of what men *think* women want." +When Clash Royale first came out...,Worth +"Ordered some CD's, they arrived in cracked cases...",Good choice of tunes though. +Republicans Urge Replacing Man Who Hates Women with Man Who Hates Women and Gays - The New Yorker,Sure Pence is just as hateful.. he just lies about it much more convincingly and using the compassionate conservative rhetoric they've been spewing for decades. +Educated bum More like uneducated. I learned the difference between 'are' and 'our' in kindergarten.,Well for his family it seems since they come from farmers +"How the he'll did you get LeSean, dj, green, and Edelman? Those were all gone by the second round early third at the latest",3 different teams +"If albertas conservative parties were so fiscally conservative and great, why were we flat broke when NDP took over? I mean, the party steered us through one of the greatest booms in history, and barely managed to save a nickel. Why are so many albertans so fiercely loyal to the ideology?","Because the PCs knew that the NDP couldn't be trusted with finances, and thus made sure all the money was gone before it could be wasted on such frivolities as healthcare and education." +"Full disclosure: I'm a pretty calm guy. What you've just described is one of my pet peeves. I don't become irate in these situations, but I do get more annoyed than I probably should. It's not the negligible inconvenience of losing 10 seconds that annoys me, it's the total lack of self awareness and conscientious thought on the part of the offender. I always try to be aware of my surroundings and ensure that I'm not inconveniencing someone, I expect that others do the same.","Unfortunately they won't, and getting worked up about it only harms you." +"It's good if it's only you, but when your friends find out how attracted you are to them it may make things very uncomfortable.","Or it may make things very, very sexy." +Whoa The Division got a texture update.,Still downgraded +"I wonder if this is all business strategy. Get everyone excited, get everyone talking about it, toss in a delay to get people all fired up and talking about it even more. If so, clever.",companies would *never* do that! +"the funny thing is that they think IQ means much of anything test taking skill? woo, great. what if someone never took a test in their life, are they suddenly worthless as a human being?",Lol jews and blacks aren't human beings.... +"If you don't have the login and that 360 isn't the console that has the licenses for that content, there's nothing you can do.",Ok thanks. +"I specialize in Autism evaluations AMA Hoping to answer some co erned parents/professionals. Dont use idetifying info. Dont even ask about vaccines, annnnnd....go",What's a good baseline test to find out if you're on the spectrum? +I think we all have to remind ourselves that this show probably isn't for those of us which loved the original as kids.,"Yeah, they hired all these people because preteens totally go crazy for David Tennant and Danny Pudi." +"Mixed company?!? Like these comments would have been appropriate if made to men? Like her father, the CEO?",The boys have their rowdy talk out if earshot of the ladies...duh +"Frieza should be 1 character that can have access to up to 5-6 forms... Instead we get First Form Frieza, Final Form Frieza, 100% Final Form Frieza (which is pretty much the same), Golden Frieza and Timebreaker Frieza (why is this not a skin/loadout)... Completely skipping his 2nd and 3rd forms. And why? WHYYY?","Hey, at least we have 7 different Saibamen!" +After 280 hours of troll torbs/bastions/hanzos and after numerous games with no healers. I finally made it boys!,it doesnt matter because master is the new diamond +Our entire bottom 6 was absent besides from Josefson and Lappin,Jajo is garbage tho +"Literally cried during the hole movie The 12 episodes series is the perfect introduction for the movie (mirai-hen) . When you get to that point knowing how the characters feel and you find out that Mirai has forgotten everything , your heart gets shattered . The story was beautiful . i didn't expect the romance on it to be so pure , Mirai really is a lovable character , and Akihito a really good guy . I loved it ! Added to my cry like a little girl list",Nice spoiler +Itt people afraid of firearms,"Yeah, people being afraid of a lethal weapon (made to look like a toy), what dumbasses" +I don't smoke dope. I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is to shake my turban.,But gay right? +Solar Flare!,I find this offensive +"I've wondered about the same thing. Republicans have a habit of relentlessly investigating anyone they don't like. They investigated the hell out of Bill Clinton, and investigated so much that they found something that sounded like impeachment. Then No-Drama Obama got elected, and they investigated.... Hillary! They couldn't follow the same playbook with Obama, because Obama actually has some integrity and there's nothing to investigate him over that will stick. But they have quite a bit of experience investigating Clintons over the years....","So what you're saying is Obama was clean, therefore there was no reason to investigate him but Hillary was crooked as hell, therefore she was an easy target for investigation why then did the DNC think it was a good idea to l choose Clinton as their candidate?" +This hero died today at age 96,"Please tell me it was natural causes, and not him choking to death." +Not sure cause you're gonna have a beer or two. But not more expensive over the long term.,It will all come down to how many games you go out of your way to watch. +That's mean. Why would you root for them next week?,They never got over 2014 either +"When I started on Reddit that was me, but I grew the fuck up. Now I have a girlfriend that has a crazy sex drive and my libido has fallen way off.",Is your girlfriend single? +2016: earbuds and reddit,Make America great again? +Former UKIP leader Nigel Farage has said he wants to be a bridge between the UK and Donald Trump's incoming US administration.,How surprising that leaders from nations foreign to the USA want to creat diplomatic relations worth the most powerful man in the world +I there anything 'Dawning' specific about Xur right now? I can't keep up with all the little changes. Before Xur leaves is there something I would be missing out on? I remember for the first halloween event you could buy a special consumable is you need to have a certain item in your inventory. Any hidden/not in your face Xur vender stuff?,He is in a Santa Suit and giving out Y3 Pocket Infinity Quests. +Affordable powerful electric cars will never happen and reusable rockets are impossible.,You forgot your +Things you need to know before bleaching your hair: 1. A PROFESSIONAL STYLIST,Honestly bleaching is just so bad for your hair.... I wouldn't recommend it at all. +I know i had the misfortune of having to read it. It was extremely boring,"Yeah totally, not enough battle scenes." +But they only hushed the audience when Trump supporters cheered...,Cause no one wanted to cheer for hilary.... Except for the one time just trying to be funny. +"Day 15, they still haven't figured out I am a dog.","Why does your ass smell weird Shit, they caught on, gotta bail Get himmm!!!!" +you can buy a namechange for 10 bucks,It's only 9 dollars and 32 cents to change your name in Leage of LoL +To RG users,Very original +"Whoa, whoa, whoa. You applied for admission, and were admitted, to Northeastern University in Boston but were issued an I-20 to study at their Amazon sweatshop campus in SLU? Do you have your letter of admission to the Boston campus? Have you contacted the school's immigration advisers? Are you indicating you are just going to show up in Seattle because you're going to roll with a clerical error? What's going on here?",Seems fishy indeed... +That's what they said about my gold bullion curbside pickup program too.,Archaic money! +"Lani and Kaiser voicing on RWBY, my 2 most loved youtube things AT THE SAME TIME!",For those wondering... Businessman: Scott Frerichs (KaiserNeko) Angry Businessman: Nick Landis (Lani) +Why is Kassadin a counter against Leblanc?,"Passive + Q proc, mobility to chase down her/escape, outscaling," +TIL white racists stopped existing after the Civil War.,"Wrong, racism never existed until Obummer" +"Or conversely, if England wanted to play NZ then they'd put up the money.",The RFU doesn't negotiate with terrorists +"The passive makes it a 910 cape. You will not replace it. The passive is worth more than any stats on any cape. You wont replace it even from mythic nighthold. I have an 870 version, i still roll weekly to try to get a better one. Its that good.",Is it worth using over the legendary cape for holy assuming you have 3 legendary already? +"Ehh, it's a bit of both. Vegas could make the spread Jets +99 and they would pull in the most money in the history of betting.",How? +"Admittedly, I have never given her juggling balls. Marking it down for Easter. Thankyou.",rampant rabbit? +Are M+ worth doing for chance at WF/Titanforge alone?,No....all the top guilds just do it over and over all day long for fun and excitement..... +What airline was this? That's shit on their part.,QANTAS does it. +9 types of Ayush,AIDS +Why Did You Type Your Sentence Like It Was The Title To A Book?,I Read That Post Very Aggressively As Well +ITT: pregnancy is apparently something women do as some sort of punishment or trick to men who also apparently don't understand they should wear a condom if they dont want babies. In before 100 fake stories about my friends gf tricked him!,"Its true though, my wife got pregnant after 9 years of marriage because I'm certain she was afraid I would leave." +Buffon saves from the Lyon game with Italian commentary,"Oh captain, my captain." +"Anon is very, very smart. He also writes in pen.",Apparently people don't understand satire unless there's an +"That's a nice false equivalence, one can think politifact is garbage and also think Breitbart and Alex Jones are also garbage.","That's a nice false equivalence, one can think Politifact is garbage and also think Breitbart and Alex Jones are also garbage, and also think that Breitbart and Alex Jones are a lot worse than Politifact." +So fucking smart!,And completely original! +"Seriously, someone always says shit like this without realizing they are spending their own time on Reddit instead of making something. This guy is probably learning tons about programming and CPU architecture to create this.","yeah but he's not interested in those things, therefore that other person is obviously wasting their time." +"I counted 15 people. I do feel sorry for people are heating their homes with electricity. Time to switch to another heat source people! How people failed to see this coming, I don't know.","Oh yeah, cause that's so easy when you rent and landlords don't give a shit." +"Buff Leo? Recently got Leo and only now I see how underpowered he is! The S2 either needs to be changed to self heal OR just add a small indicator when Leo is under 30% HP. His passive, please change it to go trough immunity. Why cant a nat5, especially made to counter spd teams not ignore immunity and decrease atk bar of enemy atk buffer which is CRUCIAL for him? And I know this is not official forums not Com2Us have their eyes on Reddit so if this gets more attention I will post it on official forums too! (like anything will change)",Also make it so it cannot be resisted. +I animated a mock up for the Switch UI and Startup (Inspired by the Behance UI),Not even the UI runs at 30 FPS +Auston Matthews is a Toronto Maple Leaf.,And Corrado! +"Why don't the frame passives have cool names? Most of the abilities in Warframe right now have really cool names. (I said most). Stuff like Avalanche, Hysteria, World on Fire etc etc. But to my knowledge none of the passives are named? Surely we could come up with some good names for the frame passives. We're a creative bunch? Throw a few down there and I'll make a list? :D Cmon! it'll be fun.",Nyx: Irradiating Disarm +Not edgy it's called FACTUAL INFORMATIONS,EDGY X 2 +This entire thread is an anti-Palestinian circle-jerk.,so you're generally accepting of people who go around murdering elderly women in your streets? +"US 'got it so wrong' on Saddam Hussein, says CIA analyst who interrogated dictator | 'We never thought about using weapons of mass destruction,' former Iraqi ruler told CIA","Wait, the US doesn't always do the right thing always?" +About time. Savage has looked promising and Osweiler is a bag of hot garbage,No man - he's good - he's worth money +It's so unfair. Whenever I try to blame all the world's problems on the Jews everyone calls me an anti-semite! They're trying to silence me.,This is why Trump won ^ +"You're right, people shouldn't make suggestions for balance because if they think something should change it must inherently mean that it's their fault for not liking it. Why balance anything at all? Let's just leave everything the same and post nothing but memes on the subreddit from here on out. I'm sure things will work themselves out somehow.",Clearly people salty about losing are 100% objective on their evaluation on what should be changed. +"Ok guys, they fixed it!",Should have aimed better +If there is no NX news NeXt week does that confirm a delay? The investor meeting is the definitive date we will get some news. If there is no reveal before then we can expect a delay. Is that correct?,Only Nintendo confirming a delay will confirm a delay. +"LPT: If you're having trouble sleeping through your alarm, set it to a sound bite of the Bayonet Charge yell You'll probably wake right up. You'll probably wake up feeling angry, but you'll be up.",Oh yeah my wife would totally love this +"This needs to stop, Bungie. Please.","Yeah Bungie, Go around to all the *potential* cheaters' houses and physically stop them from using a lag switch." +Don't forget the North Sea :p,"Nah, man, fuck Iceland." +"I grew up mostly living in Colorado. There is a chain grocery store called King Sooper's in that part of the country. (Sp?) Anyway... The bakery sold these delectable confectioneries called Frog Cakes. Yellow cake, with a mound of incredibly delicious pink frosting on top, covered with a firmer green icing and decorated to look like a frog. They were ambrosia. They were the best dessert *ever*. Getting to eat one was a foretaste of heaven. So, on my first leave from the Navy, when I was visiting my father, I picked one up out of nostalgia. It looked and smelled exactly the same. Giddy with delight, I dug in. *oh my fucking god* A glob of sugared lard had been plopped onto a stale round of cheap shortcake and covered with some horrific chemical tasting glop. The inside of my mouth was coated in grease. The cake part was so dry I almost choked. I put my fork down in horror, realizing that I had just attempted to poison myself. My stomach roiled. The artificially pink frosting looked and tasted like chemical warfare. I set my fork down Gagging a little, I stared sadly at the remains of my childhood delight. My father and stepmother looked at my expression with a mixture of amusement and sympathy. Gak. I managed to gasp, eyes bulging, as I desperately reached for the nearest glass of water. My father said he'd always wondered how I could stand to eat the things. Never again.",...How many forks were you holding? +Should Catholics Attend the New Mass?,"All should attend the new mass, and not invalid SSPX masses." +"As a SoCal golfer, had my first frost delay.",your really ganna let a little white coloring on the grass stop you? +EoE?,Nah +That escalated quickly,Absolute boyfriend material. +nah it's that we went 3-1 playing nip and faze if you go 3-1 playing easy teams and just nip it's less of an accomplishment,Like our qualification last time? +"LFG/LF2M - Nightfall, gold challenge Leave PSN and light level below.",TheNoirMercenary - 377 +But the Olive Garden at Northgate mall was voted the best Italian food in Western Washington many years in a row (presumably by people who value quantities of breadsticks and bottomless pasta servings more than taste).,OG really is the best microwave restaurant around tho +WIP of some more sprites!,Your obviously just taking the sprites from the games and posting them +"Nice art store, but only sells purple items, ice cream scoopers and animatronic parts.","Can confirm, used to shop there quite a bit." +Dropping Julio and Evans picking up Aldrick Robinson and Humphries,Must be nice playing in a 2 man league where Aldrick Robinson and Humphries are still available +"What is the most depressing game to give a 11 year old boy for christmas? Clearly the intention here is to cause great disappointment and possibly even slight long term trauma. He has both a decent PC and a PS4. He also is a little shit and deserves to be treated as such, so he gest used to how it will be in the grown up world in just a few years.",Sounds like a lot of depressing games were forced on you as a kid. +Slayer.,But sire is slayer? +"What gets me is that you can tell its rattle can. I don't mind matte finishes, but if you look towards the back of the passenger side, notably that passenger door, you can clearly see that it was done very cheaply and very poorly. I have seen rattle can paint jobs that looked much nicer than this.",the only rattle can job is the fender +Dyrus trys out 0 dmg Tryndamere,Someone trolling is funny +"SELL ME LITERALLY ANYTHING I wear a shoe size 8-8.5, clothes size M. I have 60 in my paypal balance, looking to clear it out. Located in the US, come with product, pictures, and price. Thank you.",a steamy shit 20 shipped +Who is our next coach?,Marvin Lewis and the 3rd best kicker available. +Matthews is already the best player on the team and it's only been 3 months. We just need to make sure that hack Steve Simmons never catches Auston eating burritos or something for the next 15 years,Did you just assume his choice of food? +Dakota Access pipeline protesters see bias after Oregon militia verdict,"Turn back now, there is no salvation in these comments" +"I tried platformio (Atom?) the other day, and it was acting like it wouldn't understand/obey preprocessor directives (#ifdef and the like). Do you use platformio as a plugin with an IDE or with Atom (or whatever they are calling the standalone platform)?",I just used the cli and vim. +PFFFFFFFFFFF THATS LITERALLY WEEK 1 LAURA STUFF,"And there are people (me) who aren't doing it, so it's still helpful" +Didn't think Deck Cheney had such an issue with the African American community,Everyone know's when the Jews aren't responsible it's the blacks +Are you one of the soccer moms who complained Mystique was getting abused in a X-Men poster?,No idea what this means. +I threw a brick at my friend because he told me to. it hit him in the head and he cried. we were in grade 1 or 2,"Probably told on you too, little tattle tale" +How is it not just as much of a handheld as the 3ds?,its not like you hold it... in your hand or anything. +I think it's pretty lazy to do fuck all and make 300x your average worker.,"Excuse me, I attend fundraisers!" +"Even though I donated to Sanders on multiple occasions, there is no way in hell I will give a single penny to DNC. They proved over and over again that they are nothing more than RNClite. Fuck that noise, if this movement is truly about political revolution than under no circumstances should be associated with DNC establishment.","Yea lets ditch Gabbard, Grijalva, Merkley, DeFazio, Jayapal, Feingold, Teachout, and Keith Ellison!" +Pokemanlb,^^ this guy gets it. +"Nidalee is dead right now. She is officialy the lowest winrate champion in ranked. With at about 40% winrate (jungle) she reached the bottom of the bottom. Additionaly she isn't even listed as a laner in various charts because her playrate in practicaly nonexistent. She's absolutely unforgiving champion - one mistake and you are donezo, she must be played perfectly to be considered even relevant. It is known that there is thin line between her being broken and trash due to her kit, but maybe this is signal to consider her rework.",Good +"A guy in our town was in another jurisdiction, on duty, and accidentally ran over and killed a dog...on the dogs birthday. This is one of many memes posted in our squad room before his shift begins.",# BREAKING NEWS- COPS JOKE ABOUT MURDERING DOG AND THINK ITS FUNNY TO COMMIT HEINOUS CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY AND GOD +Finished my Favorite Pokemon Chart!,I take it that you like Incineroar. +Except for the fact that he's entirely wrong.,Nice to meet someone who is able to see into alternate universes and ccome back with all the answers +Or a death star,"Writer from Star Wars here, can confrim, we based it off this idea, AMA" +2205 days. I'm feeling old now.,Obviously that means the next expansion will include another old-world re vamp +There's one I know that's for targeted towards Indians... Are you Indian by any chance?,no :-\ being a white male sure is tough these days. +"Extra $100 for the 128Gb, versus the 32Gb, is it worth it? Just curious for anyone's opinion",Yes +"A guy in a van pulls up next to a Rolls-Royce at a red light and asks, Hey, is your car Bluetooth enabled? The Rolls owner nods. So is mine. Got Wi-Fi? The Rolls owner nods again. Me too. What about a double bed? No. Do you? asks the Rolls guy. Yep. The light changes and the van takes off. Jealous, the Rolls guy heads to a Pimp My Rolls customising shop and gets a double bed installed, then drives around until he finds the van parked on the side of the road. He raps on the window. Guess what? I got a double bed put in my car, too. The van owner peers out. You got me out of the shower to tell me that?",I don't get it... +"So... They blamed the worst nigerian accent ever not getting him an oscar on racism, who are they going to blame this on ?",#oscarssowhite +libertarian to the point where you'd paint your skull with a layer of lead,Nice one! +Flip them over and shuffle them up. Then let her pick 1 that she wanted to keep for herself. Bitch has got a 10% chance.,That's acctually still 50/50 because obviously with only two options (winning or losing) it can't be a 10% chance! +MRW I have to delete old incriminating evidence to make room for all the new incriminating evidence.,I'm sure the KGB would be happy to loan you a USB comrade. +Its hit the front page probably 10 times in the last year,Point still stands. +What are some of the unspoken rules of being a man?,Don't stand next to another man at a urinal if you have the option not to. +the 9-44 and 4-19: are they positive rating-negative rating?,Fifflarens kd against vp when they lost katowice 2014 +Pennsylvania electors get police protection because liberals are so tolerant and not violent at all.,The russians are forcing them! +and Justice for all...,White priviledge doesn't exist +Fucking Negan owns everything.,Next on his list is Popeyes Chicken and Louisville Slugger. +are you also using a mod that allows you to actually take cover? the game would really benefit from a real cover system instead of the crouch and hope they can't hit you we have now,"Yeah thats what Fallout needs, a snap in cover system" +TIL Kat Von D uses the Happy Cow app too!,"She also is wildly antisemitic and has ties to actual Nazis, but she doesn't eat animals so I guess she's okay." +"I often see posts on Reddit about Tumblr feminists, and how some of them take it too far. Then, the poster(s) will continue on with the Tumblriest, whiniest, assholiest bunch of tripe that I can only describe as Meninist. Any disagreement with them is because you are clearly a sjw. And yet, nowhere on the internet do I see anybody stating that those Reddit meninists sometimes take it too far. and that they're sjw's. It seems oddly like a bit of a double standard. :D",Fucking white knight cuck libtards need to get what's coming to them. +This is the Rogue One character I want to know more about.,I'll never know why his nickname is 2 tubes when he clearly has 3. +"ESL basically have their own league (IEM). riot not only build up the current LCS, they also invested a lot of money into it. as long as teams are in LCS riot will never share any control about it. why would they? it's either staying under riot's protection or compete with LCS. it's public suicide if riot denies building up another league. why would they deny anyone to play league of legends in public? it's free advertisement for them. if a competitor league fails, riot won't care because the LCS still fulfill the purpose advertising. but if it succeeds and overcomes LCS riot will warmly support it because they have done something riot wasn't able to.",do you thin they will migrate over to ESL? +How can you say it's v2?,"It's not shown on the front, but it's clearly stated to be v2 on the inside." +When your Carer says she has some fresh sodie pops waiting for you,The next Usain Bolt +The male fantasy -,The phantom pain is a goldmine for this meme +Bill would block computers bought in S.C. from accessing porn,Republicans: The party of small government and personal responsibility. +Bird's eye view of Amsterdam,I don't see the hookers. +Archduke and heir to Austra-Hungary's throne.,And a very good dancer. +Was this from the Superbunnyhop video where he talked about Japanese arcades?,Yes +Is anyone really shocked by this in Trump's America?,"Yes dude, racism just appeared because of trump" +"He was bullied in school for being chubby, he is also confused about his sexuality. In addition, he was denied welfare benefits after failing to identify it's gender. This has nothing to do with Islam.","Surely being a muslim was a coincidence, right?" +"Do prem vehicles get biased MM? I recently bought the Jagdtiger 8.8, and I'm loving it. My games with it are quite average with a positive damage and destruction ratio, but the WR stays at 38% for over 60 battles. I've found that I'm much more likely to be in a landslide defeat when I'm using the JT than with any other tank. I'm talking about 0-15 games and the like, or 3-15 several times in a row. Is this a bad stroke of luck? Is MM punishing me somehow?","Every daily double I run has 14 unicums and my tank goes half as fast as normal, clearly rigged MM." +Well I am not a liar and I still have the outfit they gave me,No I OP you're a liar cos Santa be real +Russian ambassador to Ankara Andrey Karlov attacked by unidentified gunmen,Russia's Benghazi. +stupid compliant and just being salty but apple stores should definitely limit something like airpods to one per person.,"yeah, people shouldn't be able to buy them for multiple people this Christmas Season!" +Walt & Jesse as Jesse & Walt,"Omg, I've never seen this before.... so cool." +Bill would block computers bought in S.C. from accessing porn,"I have no time to read this article, but by the title alone I would say Bill is a dick." +this person has never been hungry a day in their life.,I lived in a homeless shelter for 6 months +why are rank s players hating on fighter,"He's not 14, bud." +Gib Ta-183 and Me-262HG-II then.,GIVE PANTHER III +"Kinda hard to not start hating people when they keep committing terrorist attacks, huh? Altruism stops when your own lives are at stake.",Yeah all of them +because police brutality is more important,"IT WAS JUST A BB GUN, SHITLORDS!" +"Hey, we still have the US Electoral College putting in their votes.",Well I think it's safe to say that Trump had the ambassador killed and hired this truck driver to make people forget about the electoral votes. +"Commented on the failed attack on the other Christmas market by that 12 y/o kid but I'll say it again: fuck anyone who has so much hate in them that they'll go and kill people for buying gingerbread cookies, eating sausage and drinking spiced wine. I went to Nuremberg this past Thanksgiving explicitly to go to the opening of their famous Christmas market and loved every minute of it (aside from the cold). Germany is an awesome place full of many wonderful, loving people of all backgrounds and it's a shame that someone would take advantage of this to shit on all that. May they catch whoever planned and executed this attack and punish them all severely.",I wonder who did it +"Yeah I wonder why nobody cares that Turkey allows celebrating Christmas and keeps talking about tiny issues like assasination of the fucking Russian ambassador in public by a fucking police officer. I think it's because they are jealous of our new bridge, there can't be any other explanation.","Yes there is a better explanation, they are jealous of the third airport of Istanbul" +"i feel like i'm having deja vu. someone correct me if i'm wrong, but wasn't there a similar incident that happened not too long ago where a truck drove into a crowd??",Breaking Bad? +"No, it's unlawful imprisonment.",When the correct legal answer is the lowest voted comment *sigh* +"I dunno, I think you are underestimating autodock's ability for spectacular failure.",AutoFailure more like it. +Could Sanders step in if she had to withdraw? (I'm not American and don't know the detailed ins and outs of your political system),"Maybe but what's more likely is that she'll get in office, become more ill, and her VP will step in and if she doesn't get better become president." +What? I'm Haitian-American and have no clue what you're talking about.,It's rumored that Haitians supposedly don't like the Clinton's because of the Foundation's involvement in Haiti. +"Well, at least 7% of the Metro Vancouver's population are American citizens.",Yeah but once Trump rips up NAFTA they'll all have to go +the key he plays on the piano doesn't fit the note you hear,It's a mood organ +No back plate? Smh,I hope this is +Lol I literally just thought what the fuck is this guy's problem when I first read your reply before I realized what you were doing.,I'm glad at least one person still understands sarcasm without cheating by adding +Trump has his own very special Bible. It's the best Bible. It is autographed.,By Trump. +Definitely true here in Toronto. French is the *sixteenth* most spoken language here.,"To be fair, English is probably like fifteenth" +"Kittens, definitely.",sounds nice...I only got room for two +It's probably the same kind of guy that complains that all Muslims are trying to steal our freedom of expression.,They are invading our country raping our children and decapitating every white person! +MW2's Afghan being remade in Infinite Warfare's 1st DLC pack?,"It can't be.... Afghan would be too big for an Infinite Warfare map, they all have to fit inside one of Shipment's containers I believe" +Wouldn't you be flying mostly slowly in a Caterpillar in general though?,thats not hard with the new fly model +"The identity of the horrorterrors This is an old theory I've been hanging onto since back when homestuck was still ongoing, but with hiveswap coming up I thought I'd reveal what I've figured out about the horrorterrors and the squiddle session Now to refresh you memory, the word Horrorterror doesn't refer to their race as a whole. According to Rose's grimore, the Noble Circle Of Horrorterrors refers to a small circle of gods in the furthest ring. Immediately this should set off klaxons in your head. Noble in SBURB refers to the players of a void session. In other words, the squiddle session was void, and needed to be scratched. The horrorterrors are the grimdark god tiers who escaped Obviously the Z2 sessions succeeded, so where are the squiddles? Shouldn't there be squiddles living on after the end? Well, that assumes the squiddles in the squiddle session WERE in fact squiddles, but they're not. Squiddles and Horrorterrors are just the trickster and grimdark versions of a single race so innocuous you probably forgot they were even there: Cuttlefish! Yes, cuttlefish are everywhere, and as they are directly correlated to the squiddles. Jade's lunchtop has squiddles, Kanaya's has cuttlefish, and surprisingly this isn't all that impossible. Cuttlefish in real life are pretty damn smart, and in a work like homestuck where a horse can operate a teleporter that intelligence is magnified to make them functionally human in intellect. And last, Cuttlefish are everywhere on alternia! They are the descendants of the squiddle gods!","Funny thing, in Transhelion Feferi's lusus (I forgot its name) is just an Alternian cuttlefish that grew for millions of years until the square-cube law meant that it could not keep itself conscious." +"Hey Islam, here's a new year's resolution: **STOP KILLING PEOPLE**",B-b-but freedom of religion +Something would have to go very wrong at Liverpool for them to be taking Puel in the near future.,Can he play left-back? +Idk man there's still a month before Trump is sworn in. I really think Bernie is still in this.,Totally +"Because it's never been tested in court. In theory the removed electors would have to sue the state. Alternatively, Congress could reject the votes from Colorado and Minnesota.",This seems like *exactly* what Alexander Hamilton had in mind when he proposed the electoral college in the 1780s. +"He calls people names and threatens them, how is that not a bully?",Talking trash before a fight doesn't make you a bully... +Proof that global warming is real,But why is there still snow? +Donald Trump Surpasses 270 Votes In Electoral College To Formally Win Presidency!,But the Right Scoop told me Trump has no chance of becoming prime minister +This snowflake is woke AF.,As a waterkin and a self diagnosed insomniac because I sleep for 7 hours and 55 minutes instead of the recommended 8 hours this offends me deeply. +"That's highly debatable, to say the least. Regardless, what the people see from that end is us showing up to save them and leaving shit even worse. For decades, for generations.","Americans are great at history man, our conflict with the Middle East started at 9/11, nothing happened before." +"I used to see people go to McDonald's (or some other chain) and order by drive-thru, then park the car to eat, then toss all the garbage out the car and drive away, completely ignoring the dozen or so garbage cans scattered around the property. I'm guilty of spitting my gum out the window on a regular basis, been working hard to break that bad habit. Cigarette butts out the window piss me off","No, what you're *supposed* to do is dump the trash from your previous drive-thru meal on the ground when you're waiting in line for your next drive-thru meal." +He is the equivalent of LF7 in BR prior to Guice's surge in popularity.,Throwing shade on Danny Etling I see? +Someone tell that dude with the fro to stop man-spreading!,GFY +AskReddit is for the jokes and stories.,"Frankly I haven't seen a greater repository of stories than AskReddit and for the hate it gets sometimes, it's the one sub I'd keep if I could only read one" +That or you're just an impossible person to be with.,"I guess you'd know, having known me your whole life." +Go learn foreign languages which is something useful.,That's cultural appropriation +What things is Linux still missing that you hope will be addressed in 2017?,Directx11 support in wine +"There is no Tommen in the comic, so technically, it is suggesting that he is dead.","There is no Littlefinger in the comic, so technically it is suggesting that he is dead." +"If you're using inbuilt Xbox streaming, then ignore what I said. There's not much you can do toward your quality at that point. Good luck then","Thanks bro, it sucks but it is what it is ya know" +NiP Saving Cache for the Major,"they saved it for the major, that was the major qualifier" +"Daily Discussion Thread: 10/11/2016 Feel free to post things in the Daily Discussion Thread that don't warrant a subreddit-level discussion. Although most of our posting rules will be relaxed here, you should still consider your audience when posting. Most importantly, show respect to your fellow redditors. General redditiquette always applies.",One of the silver linings of getting sick and having to buy a bunch of smaller tees so I didn't look like a kid that raided his dad's wardrobe is that I'm going to look extra swole in them as I gain weight and refuse to go back to my old wardrobe. +What is slowly dying off and people just don't realize it?,Chivalry. +How do i connect my PC to my monitor and a TV at the same time? I am looking to connect my monitor and TV to my PC so that I can game on the TV across the room on the sofa but my PC only has one HDMI output. Do I use a splitter. I want it to be an extended display not two identical displays.,"man, google is so hard to use these days...." +and it has taunt. Yay balance.,"ikr they should have added windfuty with charge to it, like, why not with their ballance logic and Chose one mechanic - Beast or Egg tribe" +If you cosplay suicide squad Harley Quinn Ill automatically consider you trashy.,It wouldn't be so bad if the movie had actually been good. +"I hate Tesla fans They are the reason I don't frequent electric vehicle blogs anymore Anybody who is not Mr musk is literally Hitler and their only goal is to destroy Tesla. And everything that is wrong with Tesla cars is propaganda by the oil industry, never mind that their interiors haven't been up to par the entire time",Don't forget the evil dealer lobby! +There is no way Germany could properly screen the amount of people they accepted. This is all on Merkel and her policies.. Trudeau better be taking notes on this stuff.,"Yeah, better to let them drown or be bombed by whoever is throwing bombs in $region right now." +5 Gin Cocktails - The Bonneville Cocktail Collection,"This channels videos are pretty great, wish he would make more!" +Who's the first?,"tyr obviously was, seeing as he needed that buff so badly" +Tom Arnold: I Have Racist Trump Outtakes From 'The Apprentice',Impecable timing Tom. +Meechum? Holy shit I can totally see it,Meechum would never do something like this :( +Don't worry he will windwall and dash through your creep wave after his shield procs to get to safety,? +This buff should clearly stack. :p,"At least, dreams can't be destroyed" +I was asking for outside confirmation. I can see with my own eyes what is going on in the performance.,The pointless toxicity of some people never ceases to amaze me. +About half of Americans support giving residents up to $2000 a month when robots take their jobs,"Very accurate poll that represents how most of the entire populace feels, especially when quite a bit of people reject the concept of universal healthcare that seems to work well in other countries." +"Niedrige Einkommen sinken, hohe steigen",Danke Merkel! +"How many fermenters do you have? I realized last evening that my collection of fermenting vessels as grown substantially during the past year (I blame sour beer brewing). As of now, I have: (6) 6 gallon plastic carboys (3) 5 gallon plastic carboys (1) 5 gallon glass carboy - retired (4) 3 gallon Better Bottles (1) 8 gallon Speidel (aging lambic styles) a 5 gallon Whiskey barrel a 53 gallon bourbon barrel (group RIS project) a 59 gallon red wine barrel (solera project) some 1-gallon jugs for experiments Am I normal, or do I need to seek treatment?",2 - six gallon buckets 3 - five gallon buckets 5 - corny kegs 2 - one gallons glass 1 - three gallon glass 1 - six gallon glass 2 - six gallon vintage bottle shop plastic +Seeing the way they act today,"Yup, 'cause they're a monolith." +"Idk man I deal with a lot of Uber drivers in SW FL area. A lot of them make some really good cash during season. One guy I towed yesterday said he was making $300 a day before any tips. That would absolutely suck to lose out on that. But better that than your life. But yeah, definitely depends on where you live. Once season is over here all that money goes back up north with the snow birds.","The first day I used uber, the driver got pulled over for doing a right turn in front of a cop and got a ticket" +"Yeah, which is why I said I personally do believe he should be inducted, but I think Pac's legacy is more recognized than LL's.",You're right because now we're all about spreading love and equality amongst all our brothers and sisters and Kangol hats are out of fashion +Uber admits to self-driving car 'problem' in bike lanes as safety concerns mount,The self-driving cars are independent contractors so it really isn't Uber's problem per se +"Well, he could've survived. The ship was under pretty heavy fire once Vader entered the airspace. Airspace? SpaceSpace? ... errr.. right. He could've taken an Escape Pod.","The bridge was intact when the ship was boarded, but he was probably taken into custody and executed." +Are you telling me the arse-faced weasel from bath isn't being 100% intellectually honest?,"Nice to see you're thinking rationally, and not emotionally." +Russian official found dead from gunshot wounds in Moscow,It must be all those refugees Russia is taking in. +Crimson ReLive Edition 16.12.2 coming later today,"I hope this update will fix the cursor bug, it starts to be annoying af." +Droneboarding is a thing now.,Loving me some of that Ol' Dirty in the background +Do you have any Neosporin? Might have thought to check that before you blew yourself up,Ken Bone is just begging for attention now. +"Ignorant people are too easily pleased by the self-righteous, easy-to-digest exhortations and yammerings of their god emperor.","That's *president-elect* god emperor to you, filthy peasant" +FCK,Kopenhagen Wolves +"They are unforgettable. Daisy dukes, bikinis on top, sun kissed skin so hot they'd melt my popsicle!",Check again. +"I gave up on him completely after the WS game against the Cards where he went out with a fatigued shoulder and was throwing 84 but still managed to get the win. Props for the effort while injured, but that doesn't happen if you take care of your body. Honestly, he's a dummy for not getting it and it kinda shows in how he pitched, too.",I did the same for Curt Schilling. +So the carbon tax has effectively taken money out of the local economy. See why it's a farce?,Doesn't every tax take money? +Just the fact you cannot connect your brand new Apple iPhone to your brand new Apple laptop without a special cable is baffling.,You also can't use the headphones that come with your Apple iPhone with your new Apple laptop. +The carrot phone,Banana phone? +"Seriously? People worry about losing their jobs around the holidays, haven't gotten paid in time, *and you fucking complain about chalk?* Grow a fucking soul.","Listen here this guy gotta show his whole family VR, can't have some lazy German engineers not do their work probably." +"Anti-Semitic Flyers Left At Burlington, Vermont Town Hall",It's so hard being a white Christian I forgot I have the week off from my job fist-fighting lions so I can reflect on the birth of my Jewish Comrade. +Yep yep. Pants and Let Women Pray were founded by groups that were involved already with Mormon feminism and had done the work of building relationships. KK came out of nowhere and just started blowing shit up and causing unnecessary drama (there is such a thing as necessary drama).,TONE POLICING +"What effect would exposing the RNC's inner workings have had on the outcome of the election? What would they have found? The RNC did not want Trump to be their candidate, we knew that then and know that now. Yet he still won. One can argue that exposing the RNC during the election would have had the effect of turning even more people into Trump supporters. And if your argument is that they could have leaked Trump's communications, would they have been any worse than what we heard on TV or saw on his Twitter?",Yes I agree.. Trump never has to wipe his ass because it's always clean. +Suites,"My brother works in corporate and season ticket sales for the team, PM me if you'd like his contact info." +So Leonel was named after the famous FCK lion Leo?,Obviously +"Lando too, he's suddenly a general in what is a very short timeframe between the end of ESB and the beginning of RotJ.","Affirmative action promotion, promote a white guy, gotta promote a black guy." +They needed a new way to explain how an intruder got in. He randomly unlocked the door while he was up.,Still changing their stories 20 years later. +Why does this site look so much like Discord?,Why does discord look like that site? +Sure,"I'll do Viscera Cleanup Detail for it, probably a better deal, your call." +I'm pretty sure she wasn't either of those.,"No he's right, Anne Frank was deaf and blind and Hellen Keller died in the Holocaust" +What would happen if the actor playing the Doctor died while shooting? This is a question I've always wondered. Would the team go about shooting the regeneration with a look-alike or what? What do you guys think?,"Any semblance of a decent storyline died several seasons ago and they seem to have managed just fine, so I can't imagine much will change." +I don't see him attempting walk away at any point.,"So if someone assaults you, you should walk away rather than defend yourself?" +Yes. Very much so.,Very much so *OR* very much in the so? +Well look at it like this. Fake boobs and fake asses are *everywhere* and those cost a lot of money and surgery. I grew up with 2 sisters and I've seen bras with buit in pads and pads just like in the video for ages. That's small potatoes. There really is little you can trust on face value these days.,"Give me VR porn, that shit is more real than these hoes lol" +What hobby attracts the nicest people?,League Of Legends +"You have to fit in, until you make it, then you can act like the judges and make even MORE money because famous people being shitty, sells.","Yeah, that's the reason I truly admire people like Bill Murray, Keanu Reeves and some others - they're so very different." +Surprised that you didn't notice the garbage man at the beginning was Sid.,That doesn't mean he's not a serial killer +"Who do you wish was bigger part of their season? In terms of their edit, who do you wish producers highlighted more in their season w/ more confessionals or a bigger edit?? For me: Millennials v. Gen X: Bret Cagayan: Jefra HvV: Jerri China: Erik Pearl Islands: Ryno Philippines: Carter Samoa: Brett ----- ----- Anyone else??",Obviously Rob Mariano in ~~Robdemption~~ Redemption Island +"I switch the tunnels to IKEv1 it works, I use IKEv2 it doesnt. Bug? These are on 5.2.7.",Why aren't you running the latest 5.2.10 to rule out any resolved bugs? +Watched two kids at Best Buy looking at Headphones. One kid says You like the Blue ones or the Black ones?. The other kid answers Blue!. The first kid yells Racist! And they both laugh,I watched a speech from Milo the other day - he said that the upcoming generation thinks the SJW and political correctness movements are absolute jokes - thank goodness. +Luna and her lifesize friend Buckbeak,Isn't buckbeak a weird name for a cat? +"I'm pretty open to new experiences, he lives in my neighborhood and we had seen each other a few times around. I should have picked up on the red flags sooner. For example, when he gave me his number, he gave me his uncle's number on accident. WHO DOES THAT??",This took place in the South didn't it? +I would prefer her to be this innocent cool looking character like other popular video game mascots like Mario or Ryu without having a boyfriend or girlfriend but just my opinion,Yeah imagine if Mario had a love interest that they centered practically every Mario game around... +You want cards? I'll give you cards!!!,So gadjetzan auctioneer? +RIP CCHA. I miss you,Still glad to see the CCHA at least get up there. +I may have gone to summer camp with that kid. We called lick tag I think.,Pretty sure not everyone was playing lick tag in OP's story +"Plus ESPN's budget is getting gutted apparently, Gruden could be looking at a pay cut which might make him look elsewhere.",Would be pretty terrible if ESPN had to resort to showing sports highlights. +I believe he is Magneto's Clone Joseph,Oh the 90's! +"TIL - 100% of Iceland's population has the internet, the only country in the world.",Everyone lives in one town and they have no homless people since you would freeze to death before your internet contact runs out so they got an unfair advantage... +"I don't hate the new name, unlike the majority of my fellow countrymen, AMA.",why not rename to relevantslavia? +Roommate received a letter from the Church of Scientology regarding a book he purchased from them in 1986.,Pro-tip: Don't do the extension course. +"For a breathtaking 998/night she'll pretend to love you. Also, I too support a hooker bundle. Inb4 this makes frontpage and Riot releases a blitz/thresh/naut sale","that would be hook line and sinker, right?" +"Pfft.. Suck it up, Russia. You got the Oval Office, let Tracer be.",Maybe it's a distraction to keep the Russian people focused on making Russia great again? +Hillary did not get money from the Clinton Foundation.,But I feel like she did +Doesn't make sense to you ron but to me it makes perfect sense.,Someone gets it. +#INB4 BANDAI WLL REWARD YOU WITH 2 MORE TROLL GOLD DUPES,Honestly hoping for two more dupes +"You said Harrison hasn't done anything dirty since 2012. What about the other 10 years. He cleaned up his act and learned how to tackle after being fined over 150k. Sure, he's been clean lately but doesn't erase the other time. Maybe after 10 years VB will clean it up too.",Don't argue with them they have an impregnable argument with absolutely no holes or contradictions. +"Silly hat Sunday 13 (22 weeks, 2.5 years)",*Of course* the black one is labelled naughty +"You gotta remember that gay men aren't any better. They refuse to have sex with (or in this case, rape) women, so they're mysoginistic. Same with virgins. Really, gay women are the only good people in the world.","When a gay man fucks another gay man, they're just raping ALL WOMEN AT ONCE" +"MLB/team owners also won't pay for it in order to not set a precedent. In past years, the money came from sponsors","Doesn't SAIC or the 2,000 Government lobby organizations that advertise spoof the $30,000?" +Next you're gonna tell me that women are people too pfttt,"I hate giving women the right to choose, but I love killing babies." +Omg thank you wonderful person.,!translated +This year my sons are ascending!,... Into Porn heaven! +"I did a little bit. I wish more western fans would pay attention to the Korean scene. It's so much more fun than Na and Eu. The level of play is higher, the champion diversity is better at times. Always looking for the next mid Olaf or MF support, not from Na, but from Korea.",But Koreans are emotionless robots! +What is best way for hot stuff Asian to move to America and find hot sexy black lady?,Wtf? +Duchene lays a big hit on Wiercioch.,The dops should look at this +"He didn't fall off a cliff, he fell off a wagon",Ba-dum tisss +"It's the one that doesn't believe in climate change, super rich and have no experience in the field of the department they're heading",Don't forget they are all Homophobic too. +"Lol of course it isn't. If you want to say her, you're saying him and it. We are talking about possessive pronouns. It's the s that makes people think there should be an apostrophe before it. I prefer yours, theirs, its. It's a much better demonstration.","His book, her book, its book" +Well that takes care of 2 buildings then.,Yeah everyone knows when a building collapses the rubble goes underground +Girlfriend is asleep and starfishing on the bed with like half the blankets underneath her. In a silent petty attempt at revenge I have been farting on my hand and placing it over her nose for hours now. Fucking kimchi. Also her dog keeps looking at me and sighing. [No regrets],Signals of a relationship that's going to last +Achievement points to be removed from top 250 PvP rankings,Yeah exclusivity is bad. +Which part of an omelette uses smashed pumpkins?,a surrealist's omelette +"That's okay, I can't watch him be a douche just for ratings. That's even worse than just being a legitimate douche bag.","He's not doing it explicitly for ratings, but rather for comedic effect." +"This shit was fucking hilarious. Artie, killing it once again. He may be approaching death's door, but Artie sure made the HSS fucking hilarious. If anything I miss Jackie, John, Artie, Billy more than 'the old Howard'. The reason no one posts clips from the current era of the show is because it sucks balls.","Another reason is that there's no more Howard TV, actually thats probably the main reason." +"So based on my extensive flying history of 12 hours training to be a PPL, after reviewing the grainy video and looking at weather, NOTAMs, the cargo manifest, and the crew's Facebook profiles, I can say that this is definitely a base turn spin. Probably caused by the mechanical failure of the #4 spar on the dorsal wing gear, but that's just my personal factual opinion. Although it might also be a microburst. Or a suicidal pilot and struggle amongst the crew. Or the fuel was replaced with 100LL. Can't believe the crew would make such a fatal error like that. Unless it wasn't their fault of course, but no need to investigate and find out, I've already solved the puzzle.",You forgot the +"Probably Lucio, since they both make wonderful music",I live in a constant state of fear and misery; will you miss me when I'm gone? +Elaborate pls,Una mina con la que salia y venia lindo me tiro el mensaje de que no sos vos soy yo... +Season 2 in a nutshell,"Should be Nash with the gun to his head, not Alex." +my otherkin shit brain,"Eating roadkill isn't normal, but on weed it is." +Check mate Atheists!,"Aw you got us, your logic is flawless..." +Why were so many people on this sub sleeping during history classes in school?,History ain't asked on JEE so why bother? +This is the most wtf post today.,The day is still young. +NYE 95 Strange Design,I love this song. +"New IL law, anyone flying in IL must pay a $20 fee, otherwise IL magically gets to take away you FAA issued license.",They're probably just looking for funding so they can rebuild Meigs! +Is that hard to do?,"Nah, not really." +MRW my wife suddenly stops talking to me and I have no idea why,*You know what you did* +"Anyone else having their weapons revert to the default skin whenever you login? Since Patch OB40 went live, every time I log into the game my characters have their weapons revert to the default skins and I have to manually select it again before joining a game... it's not a major issue, but it gets quite annoying after a while.","This is like the 3rd thread about this soooo... No, you are the only one." +"Unaware of $2 bail, man spends almost five months in prison","I don't know what's crazier, this story or the comments in the link...." +First crysis is the only good crysis IMO. The other ones were too generic in story and enemy design.,"Crysis: Warhead, but it was just more of the first game." +"Add the word 'fish' to a movie title, what's the movie about now?",The 7 Year fish Itch +"1st ballot HoF types are like that, his down seasons are the type of thing most players see maybe once or twice in a career. Also unlike some young up and comer he's done it for years, and we know he's not some flash in the pan.","He's been very good the last several years, and he's definitely a future Hall of Famer, but 2013 was the last time he was a top ten player in baseball." +"That's the problem with averages, the mode is only about 50 but this one person...",Pretty sure you mean median +"Base Parise for me, I dont hear much about him but the guy is deadly on the RW",what about benn? +How is eve hard and punishing? Played it for years and the only skill that is really required to farm well is fight avoidance. You could live in nullsec and travel across the universe for weeks without a single unwanted pvp fight if that's what you were into.,Clearly you played EvE.... +"Bitterness as an off-flavour is something I've found in many commercial beers, and have seen many homebrewers (including myself) struggle with. I can't give you a definite answer as to what causes it, but some things to check are: Mash water chemistry, hops AA% and quality (sometimes a recipe calls for 4% but you got 8% and don't account for it), and sometimes yeast strain. Sadly (or fortunately), because of this, your best bet is to improve all-around as a homebrewer.","I've been doing a lot of reading lately and have beersmith now and the hops was one thought after water, Good news is it's a learning experience." +"If we all named our team after a local dominant product or influence, i.e. Pittsburgh Steelers, what would your team's new name be?",Dallas Cowboys +First Amendment Defense Act Would Be 'Devastating' for LGBTQ Americans,"But hey, at least we don't have Hillary in office." +"hey Spartan, my psn is Stunys. I have played you several times and have been around since the release of UFC 2. Unfortunately I've been over seas for some time so i missed several key months since the release. Id love to spar with you and if you could teach me a thing or two about rubber guard, id really appreciate it. I haven't figured that position out too well. Maybe (doubtful), i'll teach you something. So send me a friend request and I'll see you on there. I","Yea I definitely recognise your name as on my bring the A game list man, I will do, nice to see you back" +I hope it goes septic and he dies.,You're cool. +If we are talking about Cooks big day... Pat Pete wasn't shadowing Cooks until later in the game after Cooks had already lit up our secondary. Which he only allowed 10yds to Cooks. He did however allow a 3-10yd TD though. Not sure how many yards he allowed in total but don't think it was very much. I'm not sure what your standard of Roasted means so I can't comment any further haha.,"Ah fair enough, I thought he would have been shadowing cooks, my mistake for assuming." +Ronald Reagan got Democrats to vote republican. Bill (and Hillary) Clinton got Democrats to become Republicans.,That's why Hillary pushed for single payer healthcare and Bill tried to let gays serve openly in the military. +What is that 'one thing' that you regret and have never been able to let go?,I should have ordered the soup. +"I got told yesterday that minority was a stupid, PC term. What?",The correct term is darkies or slants. +"Why do they do this? At my uni it's the same, from finals week onward it's closed until the next semester starts",Cause uni gyms are usually staffed by students +the cold war ended when the wall came down...,Racism ended when we elected a black president... +I wonder why he left the scissors just hanging there.,"Hemostats, not scissors" +I JUST NOW heard the Snoop Dogg remix of The Boys Where has this masterpiece been all my life?!,Baby boo congratulations Girls' (Girls') Generation +"Of course not. But it doesn't mean they should be FORCED to work. That's not right. My statement is still true. No matter how you put it, people forced to work for little to no pay is slavery. Plain and simple.",So you feel that work should not be a form of punishment? +IRS Requiring Verification for e-Services Users-Verification Requires Financial Data-Looks Like Potential Phishing but Isn't,Nice try IT. +I want to believe this genuinely happened but the cynic in me says this was totally staged for PR,They would have used a black student if it was staged +"well, if you're competing with walmart and amazon you're already fucked regardless.",Very true. +$270/mo for bronze plan in my situation. I'll take the $700 fine.,I hear that if you pull up some bootstraps you can get into a better situation +How blessed is this person? That has to be at least 2000 calories. FYI: 'blessed'=fat in the south when you are trying to be nice.,yeah but all that extra protein means it's healthy. +"My bike sits in the lobby of my office, I'm the only bike commuter. Other than that, no amenities beyond a bathroom.",Lots of opportunity to show off your bike though! +You don't get your monthly subscription to Shackle and Whip?,"I do, but I don't think it's the type of shackles and whips you're thinking of" +Percentage of Young Americans Living With Parents Rises to 75-Year High,Clearly they just aren't trying hard enough +I'm looking forward to keeping up with Space Riders and continuing to forget about every other series they ever released and never followed up on.,hey hey hey Young terrorist #2 was only a year and half late +What's SJW,Social Justice Warrior +Well being dynasty I know this year is a crapshoot with Fuck Lobster at the helm. Hoping I can get a couple years of good QB play while I have Hopkins,Years 3-5 might be good. +"Try carbquik (similar to bisquick) or just carbalose flour on its own with swerve as your sweetener. I've found they're very close flour and sugar substitutes that don't require too much other recipe modification. There are tons of websites with recipes for both, like pancakes, cinnamon rolls, cheesecake, cookies etc. It depends on what kind of diet you're on because these certainly aren't low calorie but in small amounts they really satisfy cravings for their high carb counterparts.",Carbquik is the answer for keto baking. +That seems like a decent Rate.,One could almost say... *A Guaranteed Rate* +A bit 'shy',The most flattering pic of her yet. +:))) Please I can only smile so much!,is this satirical? +2.5.1 Patch Notes,"i'm glad the forum notes are hosted on a different server so i can read them while the game servers are down, without relying on someone else's bot to copy-paste them." +I nominate myself,noted +Idiotic idea. It would get triggered by sleeves and change volume when you don't want it to.,"I'm, just like my jackets and scarves and things would adjust the volume on my earbud remote..." +This won't stop them claiming it was. When have facts ever mattered to the ACL?,Are you trying to say Jesus doesn't hate fags? +Who cares what they think?,Their employers +how not to disassemble a lamp,"Oh my god, I can't believe this didn't turn out well!" +They'd rather slightly inconvenience a couple people that actually like coffee than get yelled at by dozens of pseudo-hipsters and soccer moms who couldn't find a Starbucks nearby.,where the hell in hickville do you live that doesnt have a Starbucks on every intersection? +your 100 gallon tank is not suitable for your baby BP. you can't make it suitable by slapping a heat lamp on your completely unsecured screen lid.,"Nono, it's not unsecure, its weighted and duct taped" +"Watch out, some people downvote people correcting others",preying 4 th PANGY jailbreak for 10.2 untether or even a full bootroom exploit! +Barack was from Hawaii,Don't you mean Kenya? +Ya except 0.2 % of the player base wins the 12 win challenge for him lol,WTF it's .6% geez man! +"Nah fam, my firecape never disappears from my cape slot.",Max cape* damn plebs +Petition to nerf the Clever Dragon due to its unbalanced power.,Nerf every gun and get rid of grenades so I can just walk up to you with my matador +Carrier.,The multiplayer map? +What the fuck does that s even mean? And are kids still scrawling that shit everywhere?,My guess is Satan +"Thanks for the delivery feedback. That's something I'm looking to work on, variety of tone especially (I haven't done much video content yet and unlike some people alas being on camera doesn't come naturally to me).",have you tryed doing it at the mirror fisrt? +"We clearly lived in different parts of Mesa. Downtown was pretty rough but northeast (Gilbert/McKellips) was really nice, we never locked our doors",Breaking News: multiple homes robbed in northeast Mesa after redditor announces they leave their doors unlocked +Awww:( guess I'm gonna have to break out my old laptop from like 2008 then haha,WINDOWS MASTER RACE +Reds. SoCal has a sale with code split75 where you can select 4 250g bags for $75 (normally 25/ea) so you could pick out four different reds and see what you like best. Could even do like 3 reds and a yellow or something to get a little variety.,"Thanks guys for the fantastic responses, after work I'll make a decision." +Did anyone consider that the nightmare in the nightmare animatronics wasn't referring to the dream definition....but the other one?,When you run out of straws to pull so you have to pull human feces. +I've been here homeslice,You don't count. +Sounds like my best friend. He's always been a strong and big guy and not overly fat (manual labor + working out) but he looks like a tree trunk even when he did cross country.,I excel at giving women lumberjack fantasies. +That does not sound 'healthy'...,Healthy < Looking Good +It's close-minded to judge a person who lived so long ago by today's societal standards,Just judge them today for it instead. +That 4/$75M for James Shields is starting to look pretty ugly,Starting +Wait... but I am a sexually repressed *center-left* nerd.,Can we start calling ourselves alt-neckbeards and get in on this dumb trend? +use your $1000 towards making your particular reddit app better.,That might be more than was spent on the official iOS Reddit app. +Not as much as I miss any sort of visualization of the battle besides icons turning each other's border rings from some odd shade like wintergreen to red.,I assume that they wanted to keep the game PG-13. +"Besides the fact it says acceleration, why would it make sense that slowing from 100mph is quicker than slowing from 60mph?",Brakes work better when they're hot? +"You eat everything you're served. So if they put a whole lot of food on our plate, and we had already eaten enough and were not hungry anymore, we would have to stay on the table until we were done.",Mmmm 3 hour old cold ass mashed potatoes that were shitty when they were warm. +How the fuck did you spot that?,Probably with his ears +Oh :/,##FUCKING BIG +Installing this new card was a BREEZE.,"Sorry to rain of your parade, but GPUs need to be installed horizontally unless you want portrait mode." +A quick processor guide,AMD will be a group of Machokes someday. +Asian players always suffer,Because minorities shouldn't be treated equally. +The homosexual agenda of just let us be? ;-),"No, the one where you people put chemicals in the water that turn the frigging frogs gay." +He'll be in direct violation of the constitution the second he takes the oath of office but the lickspittles in congress will just watch with envy.,It's okay our lord and savior Trump of Nazareth will change the constitution by drinking all the liberal tears. +Post proof please.,He's literally the elegy of journalism how could he possibly be wrong? +George Watsky x Catch Wreck Kill a Hipster Alternate version,The Cardboard Castles version is so much better. +What dating app are people using these days? There are a bunch of dating apps out there at the moment. Just wondering which ones people are using and having any success with?,La banquise +"Gov Dean lost a few screws, claims The Intercept takes money from Russia & Iran",good thing money in politics doesn't buy you any influence or we could be in trouble. +"played on 25 ping for 3 seasons stuck in gold 5, servers moved ping is now 60 peaked at plat 3 LUL not the ping bros","Yeah, who gets better at the game after 3 seasons?" +Nope. Still slow,Darn +"If that's the job you applied to and took, then yes.",Further up OP says it is not the job OP was hired for +"Unprotected sex with many partners for a year. Am I infertile? Posted in a fertility subreddit too. I've had unprotected sex with many partners in the past year, I have not gotten pregnant. I've had sex when ovulating, right after period -- every time you can think. Will I ever have kids?",What's your location so I can see? +Isn't that everyone's intention?,I'd love to go to prison for distributing a plant +Should be a good battle. Holtby v. Mason last night was a great under card for the main event tonight.,But Steve Mason is bad and he holds the Flyers back and I just blogged about how Marc-Andre Fleury makes sense in a trade to them! +"Absolutely nailed it. Net Neutrality's days are numbered, and it's only going to hurt consumers. And privatization of our schools is downright scary. The education of children should not be a profit center. I'm not saying charter schools can't exist, but it could never replace public education to the degree he seems to want it to. The list of things to truly be concerned about is too long to fit into a blurb on reddit. I think r/The_Donald is leaking here, and it's unfortunate.","But if everything is privatized, competition will increase quality!" +The fact that it's a repost makes the joke even funnier NOT,"You're hilarious, comment more please." +Yeah that wouldn't have caused any problems at all.,"Yeah, uniting east-and west- Frisia would probably have resulted in another world war." +"Who from the S34 cast could you see return AGAIN in a future season? We already know that Ciera will return until Jeff forgets about her voting out her mom (AKA NEVER), but who else could you see return for ANOTHER future season? Personally, this doesn't seem like the end of the road for Michaela, unless if she wins. Tell me what you think? Who still has a chance on another season?",Jeff seems to love Zeke. +"I think Yoshiko is talking to Riko, if so thats an adorable nickname!","Riko's SR has a response where she realizes Riri is her, so yes, Riri is a nickname for **Ri**ko!" +It must be nice to have someone that misses you that much.,"If i were to guess, they were blanks to scare the guy into getting robbed." +Being heterosexual or homosexual is discrimination based on genitils.,liking genitals is a fetish +"Why would I need pronouns to talk to you? I'm going to refer to you by name (Nice to meet you, Zoey.) not by pronouns (She is pleased to meet her.) I would expect you to do the same. Or use they, who cares? The bigger question is... Why are you talking behind my back so quickly after we just met?","When they talk shit behind your back, at least they want to be polite by not misgendering you" +How about if you sit on something cold you'll never get pregnant. Or if you sit at the corner of a table nobody will ever love you.,No wonder I'm single! +Being angry is STILL not illegal.,But apparently being Black & angry is +"Actually, I'm old enough to recall meeting my great-grandpa, who, yes, was one. He was in his 90s, and I was a pre-teen at the time; does that count?","Nope, cause apparently slavery wasn't all that bad if you listen to White grandmothers tell it" +"Anyone had a pack from stealthmasters land? I've had neither the original pack, nor a reship land from SM after almost 7 weeks. Different details and drops both times so I don't think I was flagged. Anyone able to chime in?",They must be the masters of stealth if their packs don't even land. +Rampant hype and cynicism in the gaming community. Like holy shit. Do people even enjoy games anymore? It's to the point where people get angry if you like a game they'd don't like. And then you have the hype culture. *that nobody fucking learns from.* Wow we were so dumb to overhype No Man's Sky. We shouldn't blindly hype up anything - OMG NEW STAR CITIZEN TRAILER!!!!!,HOW DARE YOU COMPARE AN UNFINISHED GAME TO AN UNFINISHED GAME THAT PEOPLE LIKE! +What is this pully used for?,Spin pole down fucker +People Are Giving Up Instead Of Moving To Opportunity -- And That's Not Good,"Gee whiz, Bernie will save 'em, ... someday." +I mean you guys had 0 shots on net,...and still won. +You obviously haven't visited mgoblog.,Message boards are definitely the place to go to hear the opinions of level-headed fans. +Fuck off with this both sides bullshit. Every dem voted against shit. False equivalency is letting Gop get away with unbelievable corruption.,This guy right here isn't part of the problem he's a part of the solution +Aaaaaand Bant continues to dominate standard.,No CoCo friend. +The Genius Community's 50 Best Songs of 2016,And where are Gucci and Future? +"The biggest problem is that once kicked out these youths have nowhere to go in most of the country. If you are in a big city then there are services and shelters available, but most of middle America you have nowhere to go but the streets.","even then, a lot of those shelters are over run and out of space, so they still have to turn away lots of kids and young adults to sleep on the streets." +"Well not really. Writing a paper (and using the word allophonic) doesn't automatically validate something. Richard Kayne honestly sounds like a guy who got butt hurt after he accidentally said might of. (That or his paper was just meant to explain where the mistake came from. Idk his paper is hard to read). In truth, might of came from spelling what people hear from might've, and since this spelling/grammar mistake is easy to make, uses other words that are spelled correctly, and phonetically sounds like it's intended word, it became popular... I don't think it's a good idea to twist semantics and make accommodations to justify (what started as) an error.",But language evolves! +"That now that my cousin who went to a lower-tier Carib school has passed Step 1 on his third attempt, he is very optimistic about his chances of matching to a gen surg program in a major US city.","Jokes on him, midlevels already matched it!" +"Oh I know, but my straight friend says that you can just roll her in powdered sugar and look for a wet spot. Personally, I have no idea what that means, but I'm assuming that straight people would understand.",Wait so you're gay then? +You wouldn't wanna cross this BEAST of a 9Gagger on the street!,I'm still trying to decide if the picture or comment is worse. +"Holy shit, Ice looks so uncomfortable","He's out angling Paul on a daiiiiilllyy, ha ha baby please" +Arturia MiniFilter V For FREE (until 25th of December),"Great find, thank you!" +Do many of you have dyed hair? Mines blue atm. Im a guy and kinda curious if many other peeps dye their hair?,"I currently have caramel colored highlights, and it's honestly a lot nicer for me to look at than just having really dark hair." +Actually have a reason to use the Legend Evolver Mail now.,Please use the Q&A megathread. +"Great Circle Line to work? Hi all, I live in Chermside and have been offered a job in Indooroopilly. The easiest way for me to get there would be on the great circle line, but I've heard a few rumours that it's not at all punctual/reliable- is this true? Thanks for your help :)",The Great Circle line is best fit for pensioners or retirees who have all the time in the world. +This is the least amount of chips that I have ever gotten in a bad..,That item is packaged by weight not volume. +they want to privatize everything.,Because the market fixes everyting! +Why? Obama's family was never given respect. Both sides are guilty of acting like spoiled children.,That's a great reason to continue acting like spoiled children. +So if our ocean is about 2 miles deep... how deep is the ocean on Europa?,As deep as OP's Mom's butthole. +Is there an easy way to empty it other than right-clicking the icon? I really want to get rid of it.,Yeah just drag your recycling bin over your recycling bin and let go. +Can we get an electrician or engineer to explain why this isn't an awful idea?,It's a good idea because it will thin out the herd of stupid children. +"It's pretty easy actually. It's just how you define things; intelligence isn't the same as education.. Out of my friends from high school, 2 didn't go to college... One makes 6 figures and the other makes 80k, travels a ton, and works whenever she wants.. We're 24 More anecdotes: A buddy of mine that was raised in a super poor community goes to college with a bunch of idiots.. A guy he grew up with commit a crime and his entire class was arguing that he was a victim of circumstance and my buddy was arguing against them.. He told them he grew up with the guy and he wasn't a victim of circumstance, and they didn't believe him so he pulled out his phone and showed him his contact info... Still some dumb chick kept arguing with him but everyone else shut up... A lot of dumb people go to college.. I ask you who is smarter, someone that goes to college to get a shit degree and racks up a ton of debt and then bitches about how they can't afford it, or someone that doesn't go to college and makes it just fine in the world?.. Personally I would say my friends that didn't go to college are smarter than a bunch of retards yelling victim of circumstance... Your simplistic and condescending point is very annoying.",Smart people know data has more explanatory power than anecdotes. +Does she have those controls on her phone?,"Don't be silly, only men look at porn." +"Let me have this one okay? We don't really have any starting offensive players from Rutgers since Rice went out. I mean there's Sanu, Britt and Coleman, but I want to cheer for another QB!",Ok... Rutgers' own Tom Savage is our savior. +"To be fair, some of them try to morally justify stealing in general, not just from large corporations.",The bible says I'm allowed to steal something if I really need it and I really need this $1500 sound system! +"Being vegan in Portugal My boyfriend and are considering moving to Portugal while I go to school, probably Lisbon or Porto. We're both vegan. How difficult is it to eat vegan there? We usually cook at home, so availability of stuff in grocery stores/markets is one thing, but we'd also like to be able to eat out at least a couple times a week - boyfriend is big on food. I can't seem to find much information from a Google search. Thanks!",lol big on food mental illness you lot +"I have no idea what place contains acid in the game and I've played through it 3 times, can someone pm me what place it is?",[Bionis Interior] +"Ala a fost un accident, n-are nici o legatura cu omoruri.",A fost de fapt un atac terorist cu gaze mai toxice decat la holocaust. +"We didn't connect the dots right away (he hid it under there because he knew we would shove everything under the beds on top of it) so he just left it there and kept telling us to clean our room the right way and we could have it back. We eventually cleaned under the beds and found it. We definitely felt pretty dumb about it, but he let us have it back because we had finally cleaned our room the correct way.",Your dad sounds like a pretty cool guy +I'm staring at a Tavern t shirt right now and the back of it says Thanks for coming to Chinatown. Go take a walk thru Columbus Park and tell me what neighborhood you're in.,"Just because logic and reason is on your side, doesn't make you right." +Anyone with indefinite time stop.,Hit +"RIP my character. After 3 years of glitching and cheating my character finally bit the dust. Only game I've ever cheated in, probably because it's retarded difficult to get anything. Welp time to recreate the character and get another cheat once I'm unbanned. No point in playing this game if I have nothing.",You sure it wasn't the discord overlay? +Might there be a connection between the new palanquin's flower design and the Crystal Gem's Star?,Clearly illuminati are involved. +"No, you'll probably get a Mexican or Tex-mex restaurant that's actually good.",Read that as a Mexican T-Rex and wondered why anyone *hasn't* started chanting +Definitely cried the first time I saw them live (200lbs man),I've seen them once and I cried (100lb girl) +"It would be wrong to equate it to 9/11, but I can say with certainty that 9/11 was the only other time I felt like how I felt immediately after the election.",Obama didn't keep us safe on either of those days. +"To be fair, I did that, in Grade 1, to my Grandmother, who was picking me up from school. She was not pleased, and neither were the police. Or my mom.",you told your grandmother that she wasn't your child? +ptr hits the kqly,did marke lend him some hardwork.exe? +Ted's Bulletin on 14th makes a great one!,On a weekday - I was told they don't serve booze before a certain hour... This was at the Cap Hill location though (sitting at a table). +"My parents were the hands-off type. They believe that we should explore our worlds by ourselves. We had no regulations, we did whatever we want. It was nice growing up, in fact, the kids in our neighborhood were jealous. Their parents, however, hated it. They thought we were corrupting their kids, and they were probably right. As an Adult, I have absolutely no discipline when it comes to doing work during my free time. I would miss every deadline and forget about any responsibility. It's frustrating. There were times when I told myself, it's time to change, but I would fall back in my indolence way in about a week or two. I have no concept of cleanliness. I have a had time keeping my apartment clean. I would try but it would revert back to its former condition in a day or two. The lack of my parents' affection drove me to be needy. I am still struggling with relationships. As of now, all of my relationships had ended horribly. I pissed away some very good women.",We may have the same parents +"The muscles and nerves for moving the fingers are in the arm, not in the hand.","Great, thanks for ruining it for me." +"Bleeding Robots Why aren't all the Iron Men, Civil Warrior and Iron Patriot bleed immune? It's always baffled me.",language... +So if I am also drunk does that mean we raped each other?,"No you misogynistic shitlord, only men can rape of course." +"Do we have a ship name for Raven x Taiyang x Summer? If not, I dub thee : Perfection (chiicharron on Tumblr)",Shinsekai Yori +"De Nederlandsche vlag, heden evenzo op uw schrijfmachine!","Heilige poep mijn vriend, Vertel me niet dat wanneer u een toets indrukt dat er een oranje golf effect ontstaat?" +Remember the ReDeads? Those shits terrified me for years,"I had a nightmare once about those things that I remember to this day, and I played Ocarina of Time when it first came out." +"The Most Ridiculous Teamkill I've Seen. Thanks, Fuze",Maybe that's the intended way to balance him now.... +Siberia experiencing -70F cold (62C),Thanks global warming! +Breeding humans - Comic (RaicoSama),The greater good. +"I dropped my PS4 Pro, Wrapped it up in a blanket, poured a glass of coke over the top of it and now have it sitting on top of my portable heater. The fans are REALLY loud now, and Im seeing black lines across the screen. Is this normal?",You are not alone! +Thanks to Siege I have an instinctive urge to shoot these upon first glance.,Splinter Cell gave me the same issue. +"They settled, essentially the deal was if she presses charges he'd take their son and ensure that she was ruined financially for the rest of her life because, you know, rich guys can afford to tie things up in court forever.","According to Kellyanne Conaway, anyone who settles is guilty, just look at the Clintons" +and Reinhardt charges,"I find Mercy to be a charge magnet... The number of times I've rounded a corner into a Reinhardt that may as well have pre-fired into me, or been sucked from the back side of the corner of Gibraltar's payload to front side, is almost funny." +"I don't think you understand. At those speeds and those forces the diamond would be pure dust, completely indistinguishable from all the other debris","Yup, F1 cars travel at absolutely tremendous speeds around the Loews hairpin" +Holy shit I'm so sick of seeing Airpod posts,Did you know that they are in stock around you and also that they stop playing music when you remove one of them from your ears? +I think it's called informator,"Just looked it up, on my client it's Bulletin." +that was so hard to watch. Where are all these noobs? I need to go to that server.,"You know that they will all end up on your team, right?" +"Well, its it's not quite the electro wizard",Haha +"'This storm will kill you,' FL gov. warns ahead of Hurricane Matthew",So will driving to work. +Thu 2016-12-22 accessing vault............unlocked calculating name matrix.........locked in polishing monocle.....spiffing finding server to name........done initializing TCPoB (TCP over Butler).....initialized establishing secure connection.......secured sending name assignment.......done wait for response.........success. one of our servers renamed to *Where-Is-Julian-Assange*,*Zartron-9* the planet that calvin goes to as spaceman spiff. +"Small business owners of reddit, I always feel awkward walking into a store, being greeted by the kind owner and then walking out without buying anything. How does it feel on your end when this happens?",They would rather you just be looking then to be stealing. +Berlin market attack suspect killed in shootout in northern Italy,Apparently they found a note on him confessing to the entire crime. +"Come and have a look, China says as aircraft carrier skirts Japan","I can see Abe quoting Hillary: We came, we saw, they sunk." +Russian penetrate us,with electricity +I really wanted a pair of these in elementary school.,eshayz +Hooray for Beastiality?,That's already the theme of most furry events +*VP Snek FTFY,SNAX! +Eye of the Occult alway seems to take all of my heart containers no matter what.,"If you only paid one heart for a two heart devil deal, that's why." +"The best kind of entertainment. (Very quiet, put volume to max)","Hmm, I wonder if he's being legit..." +It's a FESTIVUS MIRACLE!!!!,Begin the airing of grievances! +Wage gap themed baby shower,Name checked out you transphobic cisshit +The Young Turks are hiring Sean Talcum X King. 2017 is gonna be hilarious.,"Ana Kasparian needs a boob job, she already had her nose done." +"When I can trade 1 btc for a 100 oz JM bar, I'll do that and hold the rest.","Deal, I'll take your 100 oz JM bar for 1 BTC." +Yeah...they removed it. FFS.,"I mean, it's only 95% upvoted, I can see why they'd want to clear it out" +This really isnt the right sub for shit posting.,But isn't that what we get every day? +"At this point seabrook isn't untouchable. We could potentially package him with polka for landeskog. I personally wouldn't do it, but it'd give us 1.3 in cap space and a top 6 lw for veteran leadership and a great d prospect. Not out of the realm of possibility though.",as much as i'd love this trade (not a huge seabrook fan since that contract) this would likely mean goodbye for panarin. +2 legged cat going down stairs,The fact that I started humming the chocobo theme when I started watching this makes me feel like an asshole. +"PSA: Know Which Roles Are Unique Veteran, Retributionist, Mayor, Jailor, Werewolf, Godfather, Mafioso: These are all unique. **MEANING ONLY ONE CAN EXIST IN A GAME** (Exception of mafioso and godfather, only one can exist at a time). So next time you see Jailor getting killed be a jailor, Werewolf mauling himself, or Veteran getting shot by himself, don't say, I GUESS TK IS JAILOR or LOOKS LIKE THE RT IS VETERAN. The disguiser got a rework, so if you see two uniques die (besides mafioso and Godfather), know that THE DISGUISER IS DEAD.",ye but have considered consor dead and any veteran cause 2 vet omg u tarnation dumb i will report cau jailor any my god +Is their a Subreddit dedicated to Competitive SnD community?,Yes it's R/Globaloffensive +"They won 3 250k+$ tournaments, not a lot of other teams achieved that",Penta sports did +"4 seconds of white text on a black background hardly constitutes, scribbling all over it. It's pretty obvious from the tone of the skit that the writers would also find today's social justice culture to be fertile soil. But thanks for summoning righteous indignation over a non-issue.","It's not a non-issue, clearly an *agenda*" +If singing a song at an inauguration is a stamp of approval on the politics and personal life of trump... please tell me what show of support is allowed.,Give Brother Trump a break. +If we allowed the Ten Commandment to be posted in every Braums things would turn around.,Government should pass a law that forces businesses to put a sign of the ten commandments in every restroom. +This is what 6 kg of Oriental Beauty tea looks like,Jealous doesn't quite explain my mindset at the moment. +"So as there's a bear less than 20 feet away, this guy proceeds to get out of his car to make sure it's okay.",And injured and possibly irate bear +Try telling that to the other teams in the AL Central,Agreed it's terrible for baseball all the best teams get the best players there's no parity we're becoming the NBA w. all these super teams it should be mandated that the Indians get rid of Kluber and Kipnis to even things out +Some career backups don't get their first start until deep into their career.,"Oh, I see, 10 games played in, but not starts, gotcha" +I got this mouse due to having small hands (despite being 6'1). I love it.,Trump? +"Reddit, take your bets: what famous / influential people die in 2017?",A Beatle +"Nerf to Blackbeard too far (not a rifle shield rant) The nerf to his ADS time, from something like .25s to .7s is the topic of this post. I'm not saying it should be changed, but... Is it really neccessary for his ADS time to be so long when the Rifle Shield is DETACHED? Like, come on, when it's not in use, he should be in line with all the other operators, what makes his weapon so special that it should take him a year to bring it to his face?","I hope he will get buff or rework, he is nerfed like irelia in lol" +"Star Trek was pretty intentional on placing minorities in serious leading roles to represent mankind as a whole, which was against the norm.",So they were SJWs +Who's kid? And yeah you're pessimistic.,"The movies', obviously." +If someone saw the last defeat of castro on twich few mins ago...,Score more goals than them +"Bernie Sanders on Twitter: While the top .01% has seen their incomes go up 322% since 1980, the bottom 90% have seen almost no income gains",they should work harder. +STHUNKMFT,shut the hell up nigga knicks motha fucking tape? +"The Witcher is the first in the series that I've played. I can't speak to the other two, but the Witcher may be my favorite game of all time. It's fantastic. The DLC is a must after you finish the main story.",Hearts of Stone might be the greatest story ever told on gaming in my opinion +Maybe in America. Nowhere else in the world does the Mexican flag represent the Spanish language.,"I haven't seen anything regardless of origin that used something other than the mexican flag, feel free to provide proof if you know something I don't." +Have any of you ever lifted small pets?,I suppose if that doesn't work you could just find a stray cat and return it to PetSmart without a receipt. +Wait what? You're not supporting zestimates are you?,I dropped a +A forklift,I too am subscribed to showerthoughts +"Yeah, I've never seen one outside of Wisconsin",Illinois has 'em but only nearby the WI/IL border +"Evike Box of Awesomeness availability So those of you who have gotten the BoA before, how fast do they usually sell out? I want to get one but I have work during the time the new one comes out this friday and I was wondering if doing it from my phone wouldn't be slow enough since I really wanna get it.","Evike ones, even the crappy ones, sell out hella fast (like within a minute of putting it up)." +"Almost any of the Scary Movie spin offs like Disaster Movie, Date Movie, SuperHero Movie, and whatever else they made.",Not movie. +"That's because Oberon's kit was designed a lonnng time ago, it needs to be looked over - heavily - by DE. Especially after they released that awesome skin. I still haven't bought it yet. Waiting on them to touch him up.",You mean you weren't completely satisfied with him being able to calm down some wildlife? +Donald Trump says 'let it be an arms race' after nuclear weapons expansion comment,So what does it take to immigrate to France? +"I just won a 60 minute match when a player went AFK 10 minutes in. It's rare, but it was amazing.","Video, or it didn't happen." +Go buy them from the vanguard quartermaster,i'm blaming you when i can't infuse things because i don't have marks +Stop.,Hammertime. +Walls are too good for these people,video games were a mistake. +"well, i can't really tell you -or anyone- how to raise their kids.. but i DO think this game is not for kids .. not just cause of the bullying , toxic teammates .. cause u can just disable her mic or whatever. but also the game itself is just people shooting to kill other people, there must be an age restriction to that. but yet again, i'm in no place to tell anyone how to raise their kids.",well that is kind of true but a lot of people started at that age and the new generation has a different way of thinking that i don't think you or I have. +up 3% on early trade in London Does this even mean anything?,the reporter is fairly clueless +"Merry Christmas everybody, Yes I said Merry Christmas, get offended.",Get yer Christ out of my Pagan holidays ya hippy +Just got out of a relationship that probably went on too long...,"Yeah, like any ex is going to think you're a good guy after leaving her." +Ice JJ Cold,"She's a trashy little troll woman, i don't understand what people like about her.. Fetty wap is perfect for her" +Well it's not like he's alone on this. McCain called the F35 program a scandal and a tragedy.,But thats because he is also a racist Republican +WE ARE BEING CENSORED!!!!! ORIGINAL JAMES O'KEEFE VIDEO WITH 7000 UPVOTES NOW HAS 3700,"No, it's not censorship dummy, it's the totally natural progression of reddits karma!" +Probation and four days in jail for texting driver who killed New Prague school bus driver,"But she's a good teacher she *has to use that gift* to *teach*, duh!" +Yep. All his other policies have the potential to do horrible things to portions of our society. This has the potential to literally start WWIII and kill so many people.,You spelled kill all of us wrong. +"Smart move. Either he is admitted to the States where his life will be much better and with lots of attention for his Youtube channel, or he stays and gets more attention anyway. He wins either way.",Can't wait for the inevitable video where he gloats about getting asylum in 'merica . +People would flip water bottle in the air and catch it but will not do the same to their smartphone,A water bottle doesn't take me $700 to replace though. +"Guys don't - don't give me the real answer - I'm only on, like, episode 20, show mercy x'D",If you don't want the answer why ask.... +In my retail experience today and tomorrow are always a million times worse than Black Friday.,"Yes it is, and don't tell me what to do you stupid Duck!" +But how do I know for sure it's not the girl ?,Don't start assuming genders +"It's amusing how much a 'good' ana scares people down in these ranks. I've been invited to groups because 'you're a godly ana'. Apparently being able to heal pharah/genji while they're not standing still == god. I guess a couple clutch sleeps on enemy ults helps, too.",Hey let's queue up some time +I am white.,being white is also racist btw +Secret start fiddle clear,"Nope, ignore that, better live in our imaginary reality where Fiddle is trash and should get buffs every week so that we can overreact some more" +no xmass present from CPY ?? :(,christmas is about giving not receiving :) +I wonder how all the guys feel who bought the 300$ Tracer waifu statue frel now shes a lesbian,"Oh no, the chances of a fictional character reciprocating my love are crushed!" +"Don't stop for yellows anywhere in Japan. Seriously - as you just found out, you're almost certain to get rear ended. The only people that stop for yellows are safety driver types, the same pricks that drive five under the limit in the passing lane.","Yes, let's keep this important tradition of fuck those pedestrians and cyclists." +"Esto es Argentina, de alguna manera nos van a cagar",Catch-22. +And... that ... is.... good?,It was pretty good lol +"Back in myyyy day we started with Pascal, then Ada and then went C++.",relevant +"Why? The type of people who do shit like this don't really have any potential do be worthwhile in any way. They'll never do anything for society aside from leech off of it, never hold a decent job, never contribute. Execution is best for them and for the planet as a whole.",Can't tell if +"They should of done a Dodge Charger set, 2016 was the 50th anniversary for it.",But there's only like 4 different body styles isn't there? +Cant wait to get the shaft again this year!,Up in the ass or the mouth? +"Both Russia and China see Trump as a lesser threat, soo....",That's comforting. +"The reddit/whitebeauty has been under massive attack, once used to post 'beauty' pics of European, American, White tv models & celebs? Now under attack by Ethno-masochism weirdos and trolls posting gay African Black on Blonde porn? under a massive brigade, reddit admins suspended three mods?","such as a shame that those kindly, peace-loving fascists can't even have an ethnically cleansed subreddit without those uppity progressives ruining it" +Boulder Returns in EQG4?,"As an earring, no less." +"Not wanting nuclear war is so lame, amirite?",I thought Hillary was the one who wanted nuclear war? +"Cute male carpenter bee, California",He looks like the acid just kicked in. +Fleet Completed!,Hey it's me ur kid +"If only people understood how quickly things can go from walking down a sidewalk responding to a call to holy shit draw your gun it's going down, they wouldn't be parroting that roofers have a more dangerous job bull shit. Roofing tiles aren't shooting bullets at you.","Nah wat ru talking about cops aren't even top 10 most dangerous jobs, loggers and crab fishermen are the real heros." +Egoism is perfectly compatible with communism. Arguably more so than capitalism.,How? +"She really wasn't. She was nothing. She could have been a brick or a ham sandwich and it would have been smarter to have a brick set down on the desk of the oval office than have Trump and his cabinet of billionaire warmongers and oil barons. And when people die in this war they are *already* selling America on, your principles about the purity test of Clinton won't mean a damn.","I'm sorry but I don't vote for bad candidates, nuclear war be damned." +"I downvoted you. Sorry, but using any other search engine than google IS retarded.",you're missing this: +TIFU by pulling my groin while masturbating,Better hope they don't get a blacklight for christmas. +Is he wearing slippers?,"I was thinking about puting that in the title, but I wasn't sure if they were slippers or boat shoes." +Created a FIFA wallpaper for you guys,How did you get every player in one image +?,In the video where the girl complains about the wooden sticks with orange tips +Is Betsy DeVos the Most Dangerous Member of Trump's Administration?,You only don't like her because shes a woman +His hair is longer than his future,Are you that one chick from the Breakfast Club? +Shoe_butter is a fucking savage everyone go follow him on IG. He's looking out for the repfam,But isis makes 1:1 bogos :( +"Wait, I thought that was Wales... Unless, maybe Wales is England's hillbilly cousin that it doesn't get along with?",Wales is his son that pretends he's independent and badass but still lives with dad +What happened to Rumble Ponies? The only actually halfway decent name out of the craptastist selection.,"It's still an option, nothing has been announced yet" +Atlanta rapper Young Thug arrested at Lenox Square,Craziest thing about that story is the conspiracy to kill Lil Wayne with Birdman +Yeah. Forget trying to accomplish anything with a left-leaning Democratic government when instead you can pass a 100% purity test and spend the next four years completely marginalized by a Republican lunatic who will do the opposite of what you want.,Bingo +royal giant was the best meta. mortar was the worst. giant poison the most easy to counter. elite barbarians is the most ridiculous unbalanced. but is good because it made lavahound useless.,forgot the +r/everyfuckingthread.,This. +"Haha! I was getting curious about what was in the game, glad someone took it for the team.",Best 3 dollars of my life man +Thanks for the info. Now at least I have somewhat of an explanation to use if it somehow came up.,They do it on purpose to keep people swiping - I've seen 100% straight guys on mine as well. +The both sides are terrible bullshit narrative is part of how Republicans stay in power. Stop falling for it.,TIL the entirety of left wing politics are part of the narrative that helps republicans stay in power. +Every single one.,Every single one. +Tao Hospitalized After Fainting At Airport,Can't believe SM can still treat him like this! +Ankle broken. He said it's broke,So.. Source: Derek Carr? +This Gothic Invasion just got a lot easier,Can we get a political map? +So you're saying... buy stock for Vivendi's second hostile takeover attempt?,"I'm no Jim Cramer but I think it would be smart to hedge your bets on Vivendi, at least from a purely financial perspective." +"What, in your opinion are some of the most important, but often overlooked moments in homestuck?",Cascade +"Mexican here. Can confirm. You gave the world the atomic bomb, we're giving it telenovelas.",thank you +Rational discourse about politics,the real face palm is making the pink color a guy +Have Kronos 2 (two accounts) 1 60 Undead Rogue and 1 60 Tauren Shaman - selling or want Nost character,still selling? +What was their fee? Is it per month?,$20 per month. +LOL,LOL +You got a latte nerve You guys: you got a latte nerve shitposting here Me: why don't you espresso how you really feel also inbox me your latte art,"You haven't roasted me, not by a long shot." +The second half almost seems true now. He's been making that Marth-Peach matchup look easy.,He is definitely doing better but he is still 2-8 against Armada this year +Rabbis in Israel call for ban on Christmas celebrations,"remember its actually the palestinians doing this, they are just using takida into tricking you into believing they are actual jews" +"I wish I could witness a moment like that. Nowadays it's all predictable, or people post shit like Han Solo dies in the comments for a damn cupcake recipe.",Omg spoilers +What sucks is the Ron Artest in the game wears Nike shoes I'm pretty sure.,Dont you guys mean Metta World Peace? +LOVING - Official Trailer - In Theaters November 4,Hey Nick Kroll. +Or do get married! I am much happier with my wife than I was without her.,"Nope man sorry, according to Reddit ur life sux!" +How was it that you found a shirt in your own closet?,"well mine is missing, so maybe it teleported" +So my post about how much I hate automod is a bad thing now?,yes +How did facebook know I was talking about the new star wars movie that just came out??!?!??!,"You joke, but how else could they know there are sexy singles in my area, and that I'm interested in that." +"I'm British and I have a Spanish friend who loves getting involved in my families traditions, like Sunday dinners and Yorkshire puddings and tea drinks and all that shit. I love it when she cooks traditional Spanish food for me, I don't see how people can be offended by outsiders engaging in their traditions, especially when done so with respect and an open mind.","Wait, British have a culture?" +"Other than Floyd and her, who are the other great fighters? I don't really know much about boxing pre 2005","The Dirrel Brothers, Chris Bryd, Tracy Bryd(female), Emmanuel Steward(Raised in Detroit), Buster Mathis Jr, James Toney, Eddie Futch(raised in detroit since 5), Tony Tucker, Stanley Ketchel, and of course the 3 Mayweather Brothers, Floyd Sr, Roger and Jeff." +It's a knockoff. A real rubber duckie would go for at least 150.,:0 What a dirty cheater +"Ryan proposes fines, ethics moves on House members after disruptions","Such *patriots*, right?" +"I would probably just walk to the locker room after someone doing that to me, like wtf I going home fuck basketball",Fuck this shit Im out +"I'm not sure if you're satirising the government narrative or stating this at face value, but this is patently untrue. Singapore was always one of the richest cities in the region since it became a trading post in the 9th century, and the British laid down critical infrastructure and it was a key holding in the colonial era.","Until the Brits lost Singapore to the Japs on 15 February 1942 The 3 years and 8 months under the Japanese ~~oppressors~~ liberators was ~~hell~~ heaven compared to how the Brits treated the Chinese, Malays and Indians at that time." +New Age Outlaws 2.0....... and how did Billy Gunn's push go?,Receiving the best entrance music of all time? +Can't believe they couldn't put together that some thing named Sneaky and have the same symbols as the loudness meter have anything to do with stealth.,Perhaps the clue is too stealthy for the analysis machine to pick up. +What is the funniest SNL(or other) sketch?,Chevy Chase interviewing Eddie Murphy for a janitor position. +They also may get really angry at the use of the colour pink for them.,Because we all know they don't try to piss any of us off on purpose. +Naive ?? men they like them for their super duper mature opinions and how funny and smart they are.,Has nothing to do with their perky asses and willingness to have sex with a married man for money +Never seen that one before,Definitely should punish the whole archetype hard +What's in present 16,Looks like a quicksell +"Not really related, but I'd just like to say that I hate it so fucking much when people spell oops as opps. It's just so... stupid.",You could almost say it's unbearable. +Yo dawg....,? +Not forgetting the Terminator 2 trailer that ruined the early plot twist of Arnold being the good guy and Robert Patrick being the bad guy. In the film they even go to the length of having Robert Patrick not use any of his metal shifting powers just to keep the pretense up that hes another human sent back to stop Arnold just like Kyle Reese.,"Spoiler tag, man" +It either happens or it doesn't; 50:50,Sound logic right there. +Rebels from captured cities shouldn't be stronger than that civilizations own units,What if they're funded by some superpower that is trying to overthrow your rule? +"If he remembers to leave his nail clipper and bottle of water at home, I'm pretty sure they'll let an actual raptor on-board. Unless he's a dark-skinned one or has an Arabic name.","all he has to do is call his mom and speak to her and his friend in arabic, and people will complain and he'll be kicked off!" +Caffeinated coffee bad Decaffeinated coffee good Caffeinated Coke also good,Decaf was not ok because of the appearance of evil. +"Yeah it definitely narrows it down. One team in particular has nearly flipped the meta on its head this past season, so i can have a guess.","Yeah, I loved those envy strats" +"Seeing as a lot of commercials lately include it, how do you go about small kids kissing?",I feel the same way Jarod from Subway feels +"Heatwave Certified Tactician, Parallax Keys/offers Willing to do the Cert. Heatwave for Regular Heatwave + Keys only",Slipstream for Parallax +He wanted a car that revved higher than his drill,And with the same amount of torque +"We should be allowed to change individual players volume It would be a nice addition, after playing with people who have loud personalities and others whose mics are just too quiet to understand all the time it would be great to have a slider to boost or lower.",please stop posting this every day... +"These people aren't exactly known for being able to think very far beyond stereotypes, after all",But now you're stereotyping racists! +Then you should watch for more posts. As long as I keep getting love here I want to keep teasing the world! :3,"You should give us a mouth wide open, overhead view.... ya know... maybe people will tribute you" +Dont,Thought I was on r/gaming at first +"Just an interesting tidbit, Rey had a Rebel pilot doll in her home, while Jyn had Stormtrooper.",Jyn is Rey's mom confirmed! +What was the deleted post on Overheard at Cornell I saw that there was a lot of buzz generated around the mod's announcement that she had taken down a post earlier in the week. Any idea what that post was?,A student said racist stuff on Tinder and it started a witch hunt when the conversation was posted. +"Ndad's Message to me this Christmas It's my first Christmas after going NC--the 1 year anniversary, actually, after my Ndad went ballistic and threw me out of the house. I haven't seen him a whole year!!! wooo!!!!! I had to work today but I don't really mind. Emom texted me merry Christmas this morning, as well as your dad told me last night to tell you he's proud of you for serving others on Christmas. Nope. You don't get to invade my mind, memories, or spirit this Christmas. I am celebrating being free, and I will not be pulled back into that mess by a seemingly 'kind' parental message. BAI.",Because your life purpose is to serve others +"I've seen plenty of If you like _____, then you're not a real Star Wars fan gatekeeping. Never seen it specifically used against Canadians though. What's the thinking there? Your love of hockey and poutine prevents you from appreciating the force!","Yeah, Star Wars doesn't do well outside the US box office." +I have commented a bunch of players who had a disappointing first half... Upvote if you think they will turn it around in the New Year and downvote if you think they will not. Also feel free to add more players via comments.,Dylan Larkin +"Fuck, this. I get it all the time. I am not angry, maybe annoyed but I am not angry. Even when I am happy I get, what is wrong with you?",My family is Mormon nice so I hear I'm curt. +Got this awesome knob for Christmas! ..I heard it also amplifies headphones or something like that too.,Please measure both sides of the knob and check if the spacing is the same If not just make a reddit post complaining about bad build quality for that sweet karma +"Medics, please revive teammates. In a game just now, 15+ times a medic walked over my dead body without reviving. It just takes 3 seconds",Dont die. +You must be really uninformed if you think RNG is a measure of skill,5% skill; 95% power of will. +Wait no I think it means cookie,That's good enough for me. +Can I habe a list pleese b0ss?,Never thought i would see filthyfrank reference here +Exactly. What OP did was questionable but everyone is acting like he raped her.,No it wasn't and no they aren't. +"What's classy if your rich, but trashy if you're poor?",Leopard print +"Do I tell a girl I just started seeing that I got a happy ending this weekend? So I got drunk on Saturday and went to a shady massage place where I got a happy ending. I've done it three times before in my life. This time I feel guilty because I started seeing a girl about a month ago, and I feel like I betrayed her. To be clear, our relationship does involve sex already, but she lives 1,000 miles away and we have had zero discussions about what exactly we are the boundaries of the relationship or if we are even in one (i.e. are we exclusive?), we just have made time to see each other twice this month and continue to make plans. The problem is i feel like I betrayed her, and I have had past relationships start with bad foundations. So, I feel like I have to tell her and let her decide for herself. I also think that if she is sleeping with someone else right now I would be hurt but also know we never discussed any exclusive status. So maybe I am not obligated to tell her. Final thought: She invited me out to see her this coming weekend, I was considering going but now i am concerned about STDs from the hand job, and think I should postpone a couple weeks. 1. Should I tell her? 2. Will it ruin any chance of this developing into something meaningful? 3. Should I not have sex with her until I get tested for STDs from the hand job?",You should tell her if you plan on telling her every time you jack off too. +DUDE the same exact thing happened to me!,Thread will be blacklisted for common fuck ups now +"It was the lizard race, I forgot what they were called",Argonian you peasant +No!,"Tsk tsk tsk, if you'd only stood on Butter for a second longer you could have won!" +I don't get it ...,He's using the royal giant so he's clearly satan. +"yep. not sure how any human can not believe the NBA is rigged after watching the first 2 Xmas games. Every time a team goes up by 10, ALL the calls go to the other team to get em back into the game. Honestly I thought it was even more noticeable in the second and 3Q of this game, and glaringly obvious in the NY Celtics game","Yeah, forget teams being able to change a game's tempo by stepping up defensive efforts and getting hot offensively." +"Half the time you encounter a boosted account its the booster playing and the other half its the shitter, so it actually doesn't favor you. Not to mention that boosted accounts remain a source of shitty games regardless of if its an easy win or brutal loss.",Completely true I didn't think about the boosters. +It'll be really funny when some company cashes in on this surge and steals a fuck ton of Bitcoin.,You forgot the +Don't you just hate it when you don't get sex after you put the required amount of money into women?,Like a broken slot machine amirite? +"Man I get why everybody complains about how low energy 21 is, I really dig this song but jesus christ watching this video he was like completely fucked for 98% of it. It's like i'm staring at an alternate timeline Jimmy Butler. The production value/ cinematography was legit too nice for this song, I digged Future actually bringing some energy and charisma to the video, but 21 was just out of it, jarring as shit.",The production was legit but they forgot to clean the lense for some of the shots lol +Ye because bronze level overwatch is so fun to watch what could i do to see this all day!!!,yeah id rather watch him afk in dalaran +My Christmas present.,...coke nail longer than the damn fish +European Lefties Plan to March on ISIS While Waving White Flags,What could possibly go wrong? +Doesn't seem to work on my 6s.,Assuming you forgot the +Why do people continue to complain about ads on this app? That's the only way for devs to make money on free versions. Shut up about it or pay for premium.,Because the ads are intrusive as hell? +You have to go to class or they doc your grade,I had a professor once that would pass out multiple attendance sheets depending on how many people left since the last one. +"What is currently your favorite ship to play? For me, it is the Perth. It doesn't have as many tools as the Belfast but what it does have works well for my playstyle. Also on a side note, Merry Christmas to all.",Emerald +"No, it's mostly racism",No as a former service worker it's mostly true +What's more racist..? Caring about a language enough to spend your time and effort to learn it with the obvious intent of conversing with the natural speakers of that language OR applying a blanket statement to all people of all races based on your personal opinion?,"Well, the blanket statement most likely is aimed at white males from Western Europe or some shit, and we know that you can't be racist to those fucking white males" +I'd give my right nut for an OOP tyreek hill at RB He's due for an upgrade at any position. I'm a huge Chiefs fan from Kansas City but still.. dude would make flashback shady look like he was stuck in mud.,I'd choke out my pregnant girlfriend... +Say it isn't so. The French are known for their hospitality and open minded nature when it comes to English.,You forgot the +"Yeah, as a half-German, half-Polak, I rather enjoy being able to speak English.",It's okay English is for white people you can't appropriate that +"Someone told me how to get to Gen 11. I'm not so sure if this guy is full of it or not, he said he read on some forum Gen 11 unlocks once you've gotten everything to gen 10. This includes weapons, titans, and factions. Idk if this is true but it seems like it's reasonable and would be extremely cool if it were true. Can anyone confirm or deny?","Too many people play tone exclusively, we'll never know for a while." +"It's a really, really common sci-fi pose.","But but but, they don't all have that bridge-overlooking-red-planet-gazing-forlornly!" +He just wanted to have fun with his fans like goddam,nah Kanye's literally hitler he's not allowed to have fun he does everything with malicious intent. +"Hillary, Obama and the US military were against it at first. I have no idea what UK and France did to convince them, but they did. Once they were convince, the US put all their diplomatic weight behind it to sell it to other countries.",I guess it needed a +Yeah cause fuck having a democracy where people have a range of choices they can use their vote on.,"Having watched the recent US elections, I think the less parties the stronger the democracy" +"When I thought I was intelligent. Went to university and boom, found it so difficult and realized I was really just average.",me too thanks +Billy Slater.,justice for the karate kid. +I got a Trump Flag for Christmas! Hope you all had a GREAT Christmas too!,I wish Donald had supporters other than privileged white males. +"I don't really get the argument that businesses can't afford to pay proper wages. If people aren't working for the wage that you're offering, then you're not offering the value of the work. If you can't afford to stay profitable were you to pay the fair value of the work, then your business is not viable. This idea that we should excuse a business' shitty wage practices because other their business would not be viable seems ridiculous. It's not the workforces problem","If someone would do the work for a wage that's less than minimum wage/a wage the business could afford, then that work is being overvalued by liberal burger flippers looking for a handout" +"Merry Christmas, I'm a (f)ilthy animal",Am I gonna have to be the one to call out that her one nipple piercing switched sides in between the photos? +No idea if I missed a joke early on so apologies for that but in the comment I replied to you literally said too little too late which is never the case unless the board decide that. I never said consoles are shit I said noone wins if they are. Not sure if it's my panties you are referring too but I literally said both are as bad as each other with their release plans I didn't jump in and defend xb exclusives. Consoles are all about taste. Which ui do you like? Which studios do you like? That's the only thing that really matters. They're made from basically same parts and restrict developers in their own ways.,What about the WiiU? +"Anti-Zionism is Anti-Semetism, Russian, Arab or otherwise.",I'm not interested in this conversation. +"Nah. I showed up at his home once but he wasn't there. JOKE RUINING DISCLAIMER: I am not the person who intruded in his life that way, I in fact live in the wrong continent to have done so. Youtubers are entertainers, they are not your friends and people trying to insert themselves into the lives of someone like that is a terrifying concept. I have not nor would I ever attempt to track down a youtuber or any celebrity (internet or 'other') for an autograph, photo or other thing. They are people trying to live their own lives, and having a public persona does not invalidate their right to privacy. Yes I did include a disclaimer for a joke that was about eight times longer than the joke itself. This is 2016 and the internet, it is necessary to inform people that not everything is said seriously, and that joking about a concept is not the same as endorsing the concept.",why waste all that energy to repeat the same thing like 5 times instead of just saying +PC Master Loaf,Specs for the cat? +"Well, at least they did better than the Panthers for the second year in a row.","Yeah, because the Panthers are their greatest rival." +When we have someone to replace Carrick we will have a good midfield for a few years.,Weigl? +Suggestion for Strength pet,I thought it would be a better idea for a sailing pet when they release the skill. +365 Days of IAP,Is this really a brag? +"WaPo isn't a legitimate news source, they're a propoganda outlet for the CIA and Jeff Bezos's business interests. I don't now if it's possible to reason with the Liberals that read crap like the Washington Post.",I might believe you if I thought you had anything close to a source for that rant. +It's fucking one cent. Is one cent a big deal where u live? I mean... It's so fucking irrelevant as a currency,Remember that the customer is always right. +God damn that family is going to be sorely missed.,Speak for yourself chief +Went from a 1080 to a fury just for glorious freesync - it has improved my experience far more than the increased fps did.,"Fury is OVERKILL, get an RX460, good enough for 1080p gaming w/ freesync they said." +"And what about the bloodstains at the end of Things Betwixt, right before arriving at Majula? SOMEONE EXPLAIN THAT TO ME",In NG+ I believe Falconer Phantoms spawn and try and kill you +I must be the only person that thought KD was better than Curry last season and before he even joined Golden State. Durant can't shoot and pass as well as Curry but Durant can attack and finish at the rim a million times better and that is the difference.,B-b-b-but Curry had one of the highest FG%s in the paint last year in the league! +"For sure, british rule was the best thing to happen to this planet",I'm sure the Palestinians agree with you +No. He's shitty now. There's no reason to use him over another assassin,"LOL he's not shitty now, just requires a little more brain cells." +I wanted to hop on the bragging wagon and show off these 2 figures my Mom made me for Christmas.,You forgot to mention it was made by your GF which you met 10 years ago through WoW while living in differents continents +"Because, a guy who likes you will ask you out himself he doesnt need you to ask him first.","Yes, and women should just sit around waiting for a guy who likes us to ask us out...we should never have the initiative to go after what we like, that's only for guys to do." +"ex-Anime-onlys reading part 5 chat? Idk I just wanna talk about how much I'm enjoying this part so far. I knew I couldn't wait until the part 5 anime, so I started reading and I'm loving it so far. The fights are so good, I like em a lot more than part 3, and the characters are pretty great so far. (currently at Sex Pistols)",All I can say is that now I have a reason to lick people's faces: to tell if they are lying. +what is the easiest champ to otp and get challenger? with Master Yi is it possible? and title,azir +RIP George Michael,Wow what a repost! +Not directly related to DON-T but saw this image on my local GOP website. Thought it would be appreciated here!,But the parties switched! +"it's probably not going to be hard to meet up - leave your Aurora in a hangar, buy a ticket on a starliner and head to your org HQ, then fly with your orgmates until you make enough cash for a jump drive. Then you get a buddy to fly you back to your hangar to install the drive. I don't think letting you spawn where you want is unfair or makes it easy mode. It just eliminates an annoyance.",Is there a list somewhere of which ships come with jump drives and which don't? +You are locked in a room for 3 months with no internet. What 3 video games do you bring?,Final Fantasy VII (PS1) Theme Park (DOS) Fire (Game & Watch) +What price will sell this Kara Ch the fastest?,1k is your best bet +No. Go out and participate in protests and strikes.,They dropped their +I seem to recall an obscure rule in chess that meant the piece initiating a check couldn't be taken on that turn. Or is that just by the King? Been a while since I played lol,"That's a kind of interesting variant, but not a standard rule of chess." +People get 20x Hero Damage and I get...,Buy it wtf +To all celebrities and musicians for the rest of 2016,"except kanye, 2016 can get him, there's still time." +It makes me very sad to think about that we are wiping out so many animals at such an alarming rate. This should be considered a warning to our own survival... You can't destroy entire ecosystems and expect the stability they brought to remain.,But what about the economy? +"Forget the lines, fighting for a parking spot. This is my kind of Boxing Day.",I dunno you can fight pretty well for a parking spot with that. +A statistical look at Giannis through his first four years so far - He keeps getting better with no end in sight,"In Greece, we have no such thing as a 'ceiling' - Giannis" +"Is it possible to make an addon that does This? I need an addon that once you do something, or hold a specific item, your player cannot pick up any more items. Is this Possible?",I think addons only change the behaviors of mobs and also change how they look. +Mind Tree,Yet another source2 leak? +a churro at Disneyland,They make the best churros though! +How long does it take for a bet365 withdraw to you card?,Usually 3 working days. +How dare a US President disobey his Israeli masters?,Spotted the anti-Semite! +Okay but I'm not white.,Ok Kendrick +Cry about it,We are! +"If that's what's working for you, then stick to it! Sounds great! :)",Thanks! +NEW PLAYERS READ HERE JUST PUSH THE F*CKING OBJECTIVE WHEN ATTACKING AND GET IN IT WHEN DEFENDING Thanks.,ya sure but what if I'm a REALLY good sniper +"Where the fuck do I even begin? Caldwell and crew got out couched YET AGAIN. Yes, the refs fucking hosed us, but we couldn't even overcome those shitty calls to make it at least competitive. Why in the actual fuck did we stop running with Zenner!? We went away from our plan that worked and the coaches couldn't adjust. Dallas sure as hell did. The defense was bad, but the players in the secondary are god awful. Jackson and Bademosi shouldn't be on an active roster. Overall just such a shitty and disappointing game.",Doing what was successful and deciding to not run Zenner was the adjustment... +"There's literally no one available now. Turkey is going full retard, Syria and Iraq are done in every sense of the word, Jordan and Egypt are too beneficial, all the bad guys from Lebanon are in Syria, and Iran is too busy with the Gulf states. I'd say in terms of local geopolitics, Israel hasn't had a safer time than this.",What about Saudi Arabia? +Yassuo | Tarzaned 1v1s!,He was lagging only reason why Moe won +Except they party too much. I see them out every weekend pooping bottles. They even have a table tonight at Citizen.,Fuck them for having a life outside their job. +"Its because these mods are acually pretty bad at their job. I understand that theyre volunteers but, as a moderator of a default subreddit that gets at least 50 modmails a day (not including automod's notifications, thats another 75), they really need to either repick the modteam or add more who will respond. My last comment speaking put against them got removed, which makes it worse that theyre censoring their bad moderating.",Also aye fuck you man +"New player about Tachanka: meme or actually viable? Pretty new to R6, I'm interested in trying Tachanka out, but from what I've been hearing about all, it's mostly shitposts and means and all that. Is he seriously nothing but memes, shitposts, and jokes or can he actually be viable?","If you are smart with it you can do some pretty shit, then like it happened to me, they will call you cancer because you are using something out of the meta." +Not like you didnt know when boxing day was....,It's like when people buy an iphone in august and then bitch about the new one coming out in september... ffs they've been doing that for decade now. +"Hey, I drive a Lexus myself. It's a 97, but it's mine and paid for. These are brand spanking new.",Cool story. +"FYI: Gift-wrapping a cat is a pretty good way of traumatizing it, which will lead to the cat not being so happy and relaxed around humans. Source: Got a cat. Previous owner thought it would be a good idea to force it into a box and give me said box. Took me more than a week to lure the cat up from the basement where it was hiding under a cabinet. Cat was never really relaxed after that and definitely didn't want to be picked up. Ever.",TIL cat carriers are inhumane. +"We're in a tanky healing meta, and you wanna buff healers? Bad idea imo, outside of Hel Aphro and Chang'e healing should get nerfed rather than buffed.",Because healing should totally not have a place in the meta right? +Ik zou het gewoon fijn vinden als deze persoon zich realiseert dat Wilders wellicht ook een uitsluiter zou kunnen zijn.,"Nee joh, hoezo?" +Who is the Lighting Master now?! I AM.,Ahahahaha I'm in stitches +Nigerian suicide bomber 'lynched by mob' after explosive vest fails to detonate,It's like he had a deathwish or something... +That's denial mixed with racism. Why are you in denial and why do you hold racist views?,When was the State of Palestine created? +Why can't you just say afraid of dogs?,Because there's a word for that +Well his old gun only works if he isn't on my team.,Cuz you die so easily +you've always got man pages,Yea but man pages wont link you to a digital ocean tutorial to follow verbatim. +Shoulder-fired MANPADs in Syria; Radar-guided Buk missile batteries in Ukraine...,But the Ukrainian separatists are fighting for their rights! +"Can we all agree on one thing? This game doesn't need to be tuned for controller use. No matter what they do, making swings easier for controller or making survivor movement better for controller - It will be broken and abusive when experienced players use those same mechanics with keyboard and mouse. Can we all just agree that the devs need to stop thinking about mechanics with a controller in their hands and actually tune the game for keyboard/mouse play?","If they were to listen to the community and abandon streamlining controls for the gamepad, WHERE WOULD IT STOP?" +How the fuck are you meant to explain say Calculus to someone who doesn't know what 2 + 2 equals?,You just don't know calculus well enough! +The football feed at it again,I made this. +"I think everyone recognizes that KCP has to be re-signed this summer. There's no cap space to get an upgrade, or probably even a lateral movement at his position. That's regardless of whether anyone likes him or not.",We'll just start Reggie Bullock! +We don't know he knew.,"Even if he did, if it wasn't him it would have just been someone else." +"Not opposed to this law, per say. As they are going down this road, though, they should be consistent and ban unsecured pets in the car, along with making it illegal for drivers to eat while operating the vehicle. Beverage consumption, fine...but no chow. Honestly, it's all rather silly. Too much nanny state crap.",None of it will matter much once driving gets automated. +Seems like those countries should be given medals for telling Netanyahu to fuck off with the infinite settlement bullshit.,Ya lets piss off and destabilize the only democracy in the region. +"Leaving MUT for the year, had a great time! It's been quite an interesting year of ultimate team, probably my favorite as a no money spent player, I just got to the point where the game wasn't as fun for me anymore, I built up a team that could be rarely beaten, I pulled a LTD card, won the Super Bowl, etc. I want to thank everyone on this sub for all the helpful tips, information and investment opportunities, you all really helped immensely and I will see you all next year!!! Enjoy the rest of the year in MUT",See ya on sunday +This is truly amazing - the fuck is he hoping to achieve - men are aware that they can have a massive willy and be appaling to sleep with aren't they??,Nope all girls care about is size there's absolutely nothing else to it. +Because they don't write the headlines.,Maybe they should! +"2: yeah fan wars are stupid 5: YouTube views, I can get wanting to do so when the mv first comes out bc then you're showing their company that they're doing a good job, but once it reaches a certain number it just gets ridiculous. I'm a sone and I remember back in the day when we were trying to get Gee to 100 million views. Even back then I wasn't about to sit around and do that, I was just gonna wait till it happened naturally. 8: must be really awkward having fanfics written about you. 10: sansaengs well that's just a given....",You're clearly not angry enough at the article +"* that just adds a lot to DHMIS (god bless) * in the mind of a child who's seen some fucked up stuff, maybe it will? that or it's just creepy.",personally I think he could've made it edgier +Homophobic Gatekeeping (I'm so sorry),"Also, straight women in relationships shouldn't use dildos since that's cheating." +"That was really immature of her, but there's no real damage there, is there? You'll heal your ego and you don't really have to see her ever again, yeah? These things happen, only most people just fade afterwards. This was a bit of a dud.","Of course there was no real damage here, men don't have feelings." +I've made an Imgur album with the greatest ever lineups for 120 teams. Give it a look and share your thoughts,Why isn't Clint Dempsey on Fulham +"Don't make these! You would be stealing from Nintendo because you would take away their customers and copyright laws. These are very cool but they are also not your original idea (Nintendo's), so don't try to make money off of bootlegging Amiibos. Leave it as a one time thing you did for you sister, not try to make a business.",Omg thank you so much for educating us on copyright infringement and looking out for good ol' Nintendo +"Great 2v1, 3-0 comeback I had after my teammate left!","Try turning off camera shake, it could help a lot" +Good thing you got that Diet Coke. Any idea how bad for you that stuff is?,"Who cares baby, it's McDonald's." +Its kinda scary that automation is happening so fast that people dont even recognise the massive disruption its causing and are still clinging to the idea that work is your legitimacy in society.,Obviously the French government recognises it lol +What even causes this...,Photoshop? +Panasonic to Invest More Than $256 Million in Tesla's U.S. Plant for Solar Cells,The Trump Effect.TM +"Everyone knows Ronaldo is better than Messi.He has 10x Facebook fans than Messi and is most searched in all countries.He is a national treasure in Spain and Portugal.Nobody in Italy,Germany,England or Holland considers Messi the best.Ronaldo is THE most loved footballer in the world.Its only the americans who believe Messi is good i GUARANTEE you that you will not find anyone on this subreddit from Europe who likes Messi more than Ronaldo and is not a Barcelona fan",You forgot the +Some form of...visual force field perhaps? Cloaking device?,Of course! +It's okay... we just have to accept that some people are racist.,Must've been a Trump supporter. +"most people stop watching things after 10 seconds. So if he wants people to actually see aside from just saying skip to X time, he should just link to the point.","my mistake, I've got your back next time!" +"I don't think you can write this off that easily. Only gaining 800 private sector jobs in the entire metro area over a year, with a total of 1,058,300 private sector jobs, works out to be something like 0.0007% growth. That's essentially non-existent job growth, on the verge of contraction.",It's those damned driverless ubers! +When you're spreading Christmas Cheer but your friend is also a Raiders fan.,Jesus you have some penmanship +"A genetic state? White supremacists often feel the need to be colorful (pun) with their language. Why is it anti-Semites are always obsessed with genetics and what Jews think about genetics? The only Jews I've ever heard discuss genetics are geneticists. I do hear a lot white supremacists pseudo-scientists talk about genetics, and the genetics of others though.",Yeah forcefully injecting ethiopian jews with long term birth control totally has nothing to do with the genepool in israel +Vice President-elect Mike Pence recently moved into a neighborhood in DC while awaiting inauguration. This is how the neighbors greeted him.,THAT'LL SHOW'EM! +How much grass can a duck sized horse actually eat?,How much you got? +Kyrie had 7 steals dumbasses,because thats the true indicator of a good defender of course +"The only one that matters, Elite Dangerous",Wow could the store entries for elite dangerous be more confusing? +Trump is being handed a great economy. What happens when it goes south?,"It's the naggers fault, amirite?" +Vice President-elect Mike Pence recently moved into a neighborhood in DC while awaiting inauguration. This is how the neighbors greeted him.,You guys sure got him. +Do you still like tacos? And how's the archeology going ?,"I still love tacos, and I've already uncovered some ancient ruins" +We are. We're laughing.,You're well on your way to becoming the most dominant team in the season which all but guarantees a long and satisfying playoff run because that's how it works and is supposed to work in the past and always forever amirite haha yep haha good times mmmhmmm +Man United to deny Martial loan,"If taken out of context, it seems United don't want to lend Martial money, especially during this holiday season" +thx!,Tyty +As long as it's not in a pizza,PINEAPPLES **DO** GO WITH PIZZA +Thats just fuckin weird,"I know right, what Clash player actually has good sportsmanship?" +Nonsense and still nonsense. R/politics is notoriously left. Through the entire election any pro trump comment got ripped to shreds. Any anti Clinton comment got ripped to shreds.,"Do you think that maybe, just maybe, that from both a conservative and liberal view point trump is objectively a bad person and a terrible choice for POTUS?" +Timely alarm app I'm hoping you guys can help me. I downloaded the app in hopes to replaces the stock clock app on my pixel. Love the app but it doesn't work with Google now. Is there something special I need to do? I'm kinda lost at this point. I've emailed the devs and they aren't responding. Is the app even going to ever be updated again? How do I find out?,I think it'll work of you disable the stock clock app. +He did say was known You aren't correcting anything,But Reddit points! +"Seriously 200,000 for the 3D adidas shoes. Is this seriously what sneakers have come to?",hahah someone will surely by them! +Unrelated question for English experts here. Is this usage correct if you want to suicide or should it be if you want to commit suicide? Always confuses me,if you want to commit suicide +This Review for The Phantom Menace,If only the other movies had more Jar Jar. +"If Jesus came back, what would his first miracle be?",Beating Hilary in a presidential election? +Dick pictures/ asking me to help him cum,"But, uh, did you help him tho?" +"Demonetization: Supporters, any guesses on what kind of immediate benefits the government will shower on the patiently queuing public in the upcoming budget? There are still two days remaining in the 'official' period of suffering. Once that is over, and assuming by some magic no one has to queue up any longer from 2/1/2017, what do you think will be the 'just compensation' for the 'slight inconvenience' the *common man* has had to endure so far? A concession in the *personal income tax*, in terms of rates and slabs, seems to be the most talked about thing. Now out of our 125 crore population, not more than 2.5 crore are *eligible* to pay any income tax at all. Assuming an average size of an Indian household (family) to be 5, there are around 25 crore households, and making a generous assumption that each household has a single bread-earner, this means *not more than 1 on 10 households* would see any benefit from the reduction of income tax. However, such a move would probably also come with a simultaneous reduction in the rates of the *other* direct tax: **corporate tax**. This will be greatly welcome by the **industrialists**, who are already primed to receive the other big benefit of demonetization -- cheap and easy access to credit from the banks flush with money. Coming from a right wing government, this is not a surprise. So what do you think the government will sell to the remaining 90% of the population?",Laddus? +I got only crappy commons in my shop today!,The only bad here is sparky +the kps goes higher,higher^and^higher^and^higher +"Citing safety, TransMalaya express buses segregate male, female passengers","Just provide male-only buses, and female-only buses, duh..." +What's the point of life? Why not drink turpentine and die?,"exactly, you drink first." +"He just needs a move to where he's comfortable, New York City",I don't think the Mets want him +An eighth,Hey why not get a quarter its only $.25 +"i have both sexton's, have yet to see the difference.....usa isn't better imo at this time....have yet to play both more....but with zero skills(100% tank mastered) crew i have not seen/notice anything different","Except better accuracy than a jumbo on an arty, massive engine and different firing arcs and range for different shell types, theyre fairly equal." +I'm secretly hoping this is just scratching the surface and we stumble upon something much bigger.,"Pizzagate was a distraction for something far bigger, and it was Nasri's girlfriend who unintentionally unearthed it..." +Savage,That's racist +"He's being parsimonious. Evidence of inequity of outcome is not in itself sufficient evidence to say that theres systemic inequality. The most parsimonious response is to assume the simplest explanation first and work away from it, which is that they commit more crime. If you can show that this simplest explanation isn't the case, then alternative hypotheses can be tested next.",Why is that the simplest explanation? +"Kentucky bills people held in its jails for the costs of incarcerating them, even if all charges are later dismissed.",Hey if they were innocent they wouldn't be a suspect +"The cheques in the post, sincerely, Lobbyists.",You mean Big Vegan isn't behind a massive global conspiracy that pays off scientists and medical professionals and the upper echelons of government to advance a rigged vegan agenda? +And people want to know how their identities get stolen,"By hackers in hoodies, right?" +My GF said it was overkill,I dont see anything wrong with 3 monitors +"Is there any way to reset your battle spot ranking? NOTE:I am at 1600, this isn't to raise my rating. Basically, I am really annoyed about my record as for the last few days I've been on tilt which has knocked me down from 1750 to 1600. Not only have I been playing poorly, a lot (and I mean A LOT) of my losses were due to crits, full paras and freezes. I just want to start over. Is there any way to do that? (Also, I only have 1 3DS and one Sun copy so no using other games)",No you can't.. Crits and hax belong to the game.. +"S. Carolina lawmaker beat wife, pointed gun at her",Sounds like a good Christian man exercising his God-given right to make his wife submit to his status as the head of the household. +"What was, in your opinion, Riot's biggest success of 2016?",Banning Tyler1 +Solo PvP - Brawling Battlecruiser's,"Great video, it would also be nice if you incuded fits in the description" +I can tell you right now that the solution certainly isn't censorship. Education focusing on critical thinking skills is the solution.,"Absolutely, because if there is one thing that Americans can get behind it's the importance of being educated." +I like the efficiency of the Browns who've managed to pare that down to two simple steps: 1. Hire 2. Fire,Simplified for dummies? +Go back to the USSR ^oh ^wait,good point? +"As a New Zealander this has made me (and I know it sounds ridiculous as I can't really know) feel more empathy for the people of Palestine. New Zealand is a free democratic country, and we were the first country to allow Women to vote nationwide. Out military is very small so I don't know why Israel is picking on us when we were just standing up for human rights. I enjoyed your post, hopefully the world will be more peaceful soon.",Because apparently Human rights are a threat to Israeli security and also anti semitic. +My clan's win streak finally ended after 115 wins.,^this +Exactly. Journalism is a joke now. Only the old timers like Dan Rather and Tom Brokaw are still halfway trustworthy to be unbiased.,But..... But.... Bill O'Reilly is trust worthy and unbiased +I have the Unholy Pentagon of Shitty Legendaries AMA,How does it feel getting the overwhelming feeling of looting a legendary multiplied x5? +Wait til you getta load of version 4 =P,Version 5 will be a letdown though +Just wait until those trade wars bring back inflation.,"No no no, ruining the American economy is somehow going to bolster American business" +Why is it called an item number when it has letters?,It's in hexatrigesimal. +Ronnie Stanley has been the league's best-graded tackle over the past month,But I thought Ozzie didn't know how to draft! +What are the best action sequences of the 21st century so far? I was watching 300 with my roommate the other day and when we got to the Leonidas battle walk scene it occurred to me that it is easily one of the best action scenes in recent memory. What action scene do you think was amazing or groundbreaking (Even if the film it's from was sub par)? ^^^^^^^^^three-hundred-characters,"The Snowpiercer fight scene in the dark, also a bunch of other great fight scenes in this movie." +"No, sorry it's not for sale.","No worries, good luck with the move." +Fox News wonders whether we should cancel food stamps because 0.09% of spending is fraudulent,The Pentagon will love this logic. +That you can be a cunt regardless of what you say. I agree. If your problem is that you're a cunt s/he won't fix that.,But I guess there's no problem in writing laws that try to fix the cunt issue. +"Inb4 Sanchez goes 35-40, 500 yards 6 TDs no picks","Any one could do that behind that line, just look at the weapons he has!" +Depends on which hospital is closest to the stadium that he's playing at,Maybe he could get that info from Wentz with as many times as he has choked this year. +Your favorite problem-solver is back! Dollar-Bill Hi Point - $179.99,"Mine came with an intact serial number, so I'd rate this 8/10 for having to scratch it off myself" +Which applications do you have in the dock? Mines are: - Phone dialer - Whatsapp - Gmail - Google Play - Camera,* Hangouts * Google Allo * Google Duo * Google Messenger * Whatsapp * +"It goes to show that both sides, Democrat and GOP, are prone to believing in unproven conspiracies. Neither side is better than the other.","Relatedly, having one to two alcoholic beverage per day on average and committing seppuku are equally healthy behaviors since the mortality rate for both behaviors is 100% with a long enough time period" +They attack us because we're over there.,"Hey, Moslems only attack us because of right wing rhetoric!" +my code is 73 gave timdogg another referral.,Thanks man! +so discriminating against someone who has a different political opinion isn't discrimination? lol,With such a well reasoned and thought out response you have not only changes my mind in this issue you have also made me now an avid trump supporter +Hey is this game good? I haven't really heard anyone talking about it.,You forgot the +No matter what your situation/needs are the answer is move to osborne village,West Broadway is pretty fantastic too! +Real steel in real life,Couple this with the Mars colony project and we have ourselves the recipe for Gundams. +"ITT Russell Wilson, Carson Palmer, Tannehill, and Flacco are not worthy starting QBs",Are you familiar with Paul Perilo? +"The NBA has rescinded RJ's technical foul from Christmas Day... so, the wink was just a wink after all",Does this mean we lose by 2 now +Oh god why,TIL America voted for Marxism-Leninism-Maoism-Trumpism leader +who's Holly?,"Better question, who is Bill?" +"happy chef cook cool jackets are awesome. They have a traditional look and cut but have mesh arm pits, cool little absorbant collars, mesh in other key locations, made of a very light cool material, easy to clean. my new go tos",upvote for the cook cool brand! +"Made in USA, Made in China",I see you found the official Trump hose.... +"Not the guy you're responding to. I haven't watched the movie, but from whatever I've read of it, it just reeks of narcissism.",I guess that's the reason why you should watch a movie before you come to a conclusion. +Good man. This will result in a more stable and prosperous society.,You forgot this: +Is this real?,It's a joke. +Boyfriend's dreams are crushed,"Riiiight, because his dreams are entitled to use your uterus against your wishes." +"Yeah, it drives me crazy when people act like the committee was wrong. Your resume *at the time* could be characterized as one of the top four in the country. It just didn't stay that way.","COME ON CONDI, DON'T TRY AND TELL ME YOU CAN'T SEE THE FUTURE" +"Wow! 22 only? That's inundated crazy. If I were limited to 22, I would get something that holds as many rounds as possible. That would be my only criteria.",Ruger 10/22 SBR with a few banana clips then? +"The void ray buff does not make sense, if this patch is designed to make factory based play a viable strategy what factory unit is terran supposed to produce to fight void ray's? Cyclone's are armoured so they take bonus damage from prismatic alignment, the lock-on ability now does 160 damage over 14 seconds so 11.4DPS which is less than the void rays base 27.7DPS vs armoured and much less than the 44.4DPS when prismatic alignment is turned on. Cyclones might be faster and out-range the void ray but on the defense with your back against the wall you need to fight straight up and one void ray will beat two cyclones in a direct engagement. Widow mine's aren't effective because they're out-ranged, they can't work unless the protoss player isn't paying enough attention. Even if you get a shot off you still need a cyclone or a second widow mine hit to finish the job. The best a widow mine can reliably do is zone out the void ray but even at the current speed the void ray is so much more mobile it can still be effective wherever the widow mine isn't. One thor can beat one void ray but they don't scale well, an early game thor might hold off a void ray all-in but late game vs thors a mass void ray force should just roll over the terran. Vikings can't fight head on against them either, you have to kite. Making the void ray faster just makes kiting less effective. Even without the void ray buff I don't see any reason to go mech vs protoss. You need marines to deal with the threat of void rays and if I'm making marines then I need to upgrade them and I can't afford any factory units because I'm too broke from losing all my SCV's to adepts shading between my mineral lines and jumping in and out of warp prisms. tl;dr the void ray hard counters mech, why the fuck would you buff it?",But widowmines +So what you're saying is you'll keep playing like a shitter until it stops benefitting you?,"Playing to win in a competitive game, how outrageous" +"So there's this hill, called the escarpment technically, but everyone around here calls it the mountain. I know, it's a hill, doesn't matter. Anyway, there are some good bands in town, The Casbah often has some good local bands and a decent out-of-towner, but if you're a hip chick you'll avoid the whole Hess area (kinda... rapey). I recommend the waterfront to be honest, Centennial Park is beautiful (although the ducks must be dicks, just like in the 1500's). There's this whole industrialization thing I don't want to get into, but just don't drink the water, alright?",Nice to see my town on here +I remember there being a patch or two where the item was bad and Kog was still broken,"You're right, ppl were buying wits end hurricane and bork after guinsoos was nerfed." +To each his own. Only time will tell whether PayTM will be 'everywhere'. I don't think that is likely to happen at all. You're too optimistic.,"It is already happening, the day I paid 8 Rs for a samosa at a very small roadside shop with Paytm, I became a believer, it can happen." +Cainta cops intercept gang before they threw cemented body into river,Kala ko ba effective yung war in drugs bat may ganito pa din +"Even though this is slightly old, a server can prevent opening an image on another sites markup(what RES does), you are probably opening it by clicking the image and opening the URL instead of just clicking a button and it just shows up on the page you're on.",He said ELI5 not ELI14. +Where's this from? I've heard this before,Bojack Horseman is where I first heard it +Why'd you assume the gender?,Wow how funny and original +Good. No more baby killing.,Yes because abortion being illegal has ALWAYS stopped them from happening +It's an international embarrassment that we imprison more people than any other country on earth.,"Private prisons allow a few large companies to enrich a very small number of people, so how is this even a problem?" +He's talking about Japan?,Nothing stops the hate train +What happened to Cobb?,money +"You know what im hoping for 2017? a refocus on making Conquest the best and most played game mode you always see players on reddit and other places say I don't touch Conquest, its boring and just unfun I hope HiRez takes the hint and tries to figure out why people hate playing conquest.","They should keep exactly 3 game modes: Conquest, Arena and Joust." +"Why did they (Wendy Mericle) say Laurel was coming back alive and well if they didn't actually mean it? Surely, the show runners need to bear some responsibility in fueling false expectations?","Showrunners wouldn't lie to us, would they?" +"I knew that joke. But for the new redditors, your post title is controversial and has negative essence.",Cukup kontroversial untuk masuk nominasi +What are some must watch competitive games? Region or game length doesn't matter just want to watch some games to pass the time.,Was it 2k13 IEM FN.RC vs SK Gaming the legendary xpeke backdoor. +9 Brutally real reasons why millennials refuse to have kids,What a terribly written article. +I was thinking of nzxt but i hate the windows,get a mac then +"I am one with the force, the force is with me","It surrounds us, it penetrates us" +And the truth will make you free.,yes it will +What mediocre player had the best video game version of themselves due to one good season in real life? Like Brady Anderson in Ken Griffey N64 with that 10 power after his 50 Homer season.,"Bryce Harper, god what a bum." +"Macbook Pro's haven't had ethernet ports built in since 2012, nor have the majority of high end laptops",High End != Thin +I think it's OT5 pic bc they haven't taken any OT4 pics yet..,But there's one on winners twitter +There is no free market. That's a myth. It is all just crony capitalism.,nah it's impossible that the CEOs of health insurance companies would ever get together for a meeting. +I'm 47. Nothing good happens after 40.,The kids (mostly) move out of the house :) +"Hopefully they strip your stupid smoke stack from it and do you a favor. Also, if you disabled the emission controls so you could roll coal with this I'm glad this happened to you.",Yea he totally deserves to lose an expensive truck just because it pollutes the atmosphere more than a typical car does +whats so good about this game? I have seen few videos from ushi and milko and they seem to spend some money on this game and play it regular also on brave frontier reddit I have seen people say this game is awesome etc etc so yeah what is so amazing about this game? difference between brave frontier? I loved brave frontier so will I enjoy this game?,the longer the maintenance the better compensation we get +It takes 3 weeks to reflect changes.,"Yes, I know, I put in my availability 3 weeks ago" +"What to do with Norwegian Mackerel My local supermarket has a constant supply of fresh, whole Norwegian Mackerel right now (apparently it is peak season and they are at peak flavor) and I don't quite know what to do with it. And ideas?","I like to stuff it with onions, wrap it in foil, and bake it." +When redditors can't recognize sarcasm,You go figure written sarcasm +The actress Marlene Dietrich died with nearly two thousand books in her apartment,"Dammit 2016, just stop already" +"At least with the BCS, so much of it was computer formulas and raw data, there was a chance for a G5 team. Now, we have a subjective committee that doesn't have to answer to anyone for their selections. The committee members know how much money is at stake for the CFP. Given a choice between a G5 and any blue blood...we all know who's getting the nod.","Of course, but we NEEDED the human element, remember?" +"When anyone talks about the financial markets or the economy. 99% of people have no fucking clue what they're talking about (and want to argue about it with me because of industry I work in.) Just because you watched 5 minutes of **any** cable news channel doesn't mean you suddenly know anything about: The financial markets Macro and microeconomics Or definitely, **DEFINITELY**, the fucking Fed","excuse me, but I watched all of The Big Short once, so I clearly have an accurate opinion on the housing market" +...riiiiight.,"Man, you're gonna look foolish when we win the division" +"So just say No comment!!!!! Why would you make yourself look like an a-hole by saying you don't remember. For a second I thought you repeated what your Mom told me last night...but I was wrong, what she said was, Shut up and come get it.",You seem like a very mature person +"Welbz, Mustafi and Chuba! YEA BABY! A TRIPLE.","Don't think we can go for a treble this year mate, keep your expectations realistic" +This guy could not possibly be more out of tune with the community he's responsible for.,Yeah cuz handing out elite titles to everyone and therefore watering down PvP rewards is totally the way to make PvP special again. +I've made a house using my resource pack,Could you post some more shots would love to use this design. +Wet wipes,yes +But not entirely wrong. What is good about this photo? Why is it in this sub?,It's shot with an iPhone 7 so it's clearly better than other photos. +Yep. If they changed it to use the base attack of the weapon people would complain about hurr durr melee nerfs. GGG can't win this one,"no man, clearly what this game needs is faster movement skills and more reason to always use the same bases of weapons for everything, everybody knows variety is bad and having to make choices is stupid" +Atlas of Worlds draws near. Step into the void.,"[Bug report] graphical glitch rate of occurrence - once you can see the skybox trough the ground, pls fix" +Willy Hernangomez will be a better player than Juan Hernangomez.,Man that's just crazy talk +I wonder why...,Their parents didn't pull themselves up by their bootstraps. +"Dunno why you got downvoted, you're right in that the title is off because analogue clocks typically don't display am/pm. While the time of day may indeed have been in the morning, the clock is not stuck on am.","IKR, it's like these stupid facts keep getting in the way" +World Record Jad Speedkill - 9:18,Nice music +"How about more syndicate cosmetics? I'm not talking about armor or syandanas(although that would be cool, having the conclave armor already, but that's fine), I'm talking about glyphs you could buy from syndicates for rep, arm placed sigils(not for gaining rep) would be nice too. What do you guys think? Have any other ideas? Share them pls","Syndicate hoods for operators, the multiple faced Hexis hood I'm looking at particularly." +6 is average length,"uhhh, I thought for most men 5-5 1/2 was the average length xD" +I love how these type of posts stand out compared to others now. Downvote me.,Get yo bubblegum dumbdumb ass back to apoc kid +"Not rumors. He linked his Facebook, confirmed career.",No one EVER lies on Facebook +Live chart of global sea ice shows 2016 falling way below any other year,"we could listen to scientists, but i personally believe a bunch of trump supporters with Facebook photos of trucks have this whole global warming hoax figured out." +I know this is borderline autistic (of me) but why in the name of God would you call Metroid a Metroidvania.,Which came first though the original Metroid on NES was this type of game. +Man in prison for putting bacon on Mosque doors dies while in prison for hate crime. No explanation for his death given at this time.,RIP BLT Guy. +Why's a teen vogue reporter discussing Russia on CNN?,Russians wear thigh-high boots too! +I understand being mad. But to the point where you commit thousands of dollars worth of vandalism?,"It's OK, someone is getting empowered!" +And Google's.,You mean you don't use Bing? +Intel Kaby Lake CPU pricing leak,either I'm blind as fuck or all I see is i5 and i7 pricing... +"Right, his entire clothing line was made in Mexico, Bangladesh, and China, so that's gotta' be hundreds of good, slave wage jobs that Donald Trump created before he even ran for President.",Maybe he can offer himself a tax break to bring back those jobs. +"Civilization fairs better under warmer periods. Cooler periods bring more disease and less crop output. Humans are not capable of altering cyclical weather. The sun's energy output is cyclical up to 300 year cycles. It rises and falls. It is not possible to change that. Do I want a clean, healthy environment? Absolutely. Do I want to preserve our beautiful forests and reefs etc? Absolutely. Is carbon from cow farts or car engines changing the weather towards ultimate doom?! Hell no! The NOAA manipulates and creates junk science for a specific end dictated to them by their masters...government's whose debts are rising astronomically with no chance of ever paying them want to raise taxes globally on a scientific hoax.",And the governments are all controlled by lizard people. +"Yes, for the 500th time, girls are posting stuff on their Story",I think three or four more times just to make sure everyone knows. +Cute Cats Play With Christmas Train! =^.^= (RR),Wrong sub. +My son and I built a new rig over xmas,"No sli titans,you must hate your son" +or asking Soaryn for Xycraft,Or who just got bored of everything new +You can't escape it. Not even in Arena...,What an absurd bird curve. +TE Jeremy Sprinkle has been suspended....,is that the guy that they had the police escort out in the 4th quarter? +Tarkin's Hobby,I can totally picture Tarkin doing this. +Fuck Junkrat and this game. Minecraft is the best game NA and all you scrubs gotta hop on this shit.,HAHAHAHA +What would having a USC-C port have to do with ease of connecting to a Mac? It sounds like all you're asking for is for a Lightning to USB-C cable to be included in the box.,We want more dongles! +"As it very likely should be,",Yeah just like those WMD reports should have been. +Instant existential crisis.,"Since hair was all it took to make her believe that she was being held by a stranger, does this prove that many Asians look alike?" +para silent majority itu sadar gak sih dengan apa yang terjadi?,Ente mw bilang 1-7 juta demonstran 412 bukan mayoritas? +Girl Scouts of America is a step above the Civil Air Patrol.,An Amoeba is above the CAP +Restring for RS,NYXL master race +Black people culture. How did they blow up on Twitter and Instagram?,Because the black people that go outside get shot by our police. +"I just meant the joke should've been the other way around! If you think anyone took this post really serious, then... Joke's on you!",XD +Damn CCTV's on planes? I guess it makes sense but I have spent many many many long haul flights staring at the ceiling/looking around. Never ever seen something that resembled a camera. Where are they usually?,Better hope the NSA doesn't read this! +anime_irl,The quest for more never ends +Found this GTX 760 at my local Frys. So much wrong.,"Ayy, it's NoVideo GrillForce, why hasn't the plastic melted?" +I wondered why my brake pedal went to the floor,... that's not your brake pedal +Russian Embassy in UK responds to sanctions with 'lame duck tweet',"DAMN, REKT BRO" +Observe as the marvel fan begins to become butthurt.,HOW DARE YOU NOT LIKE SOOSAY SKWAD YOU MUST BE A BUTTHURT MARVEL FANBOY I'M GOING TO MAKE A PETITION TO SHADOWBAN YOU FROM NOT ONLY REDDIT BUT THE ENTIRE INTERNET! +9 pre-Oblivion.,Talos does not exist. +Lawsuit blames Apple's 'less safe' FaceTime implementation for fatal traffic accident,And I blame the road for having a congestion in the first place +Probably won't be out till next year at the least. :P,Ahh man..... Have to wait another year :( +"Really? Can you explain? Also, does anyone wear shades TO be a dickhead? I generally assume that's inadvertent.",cops do +"Reading this makes my face hot with anger. This happened to me two years ago when I got a pay rise just before the end of the financial year, and the govt said I hadn't been paying enough HECS and billed me over $1000. It happened to all the new recruits at my workplace....","If you had a hecs debt, your employer should have calculated withholding based off your TFN declaration form saying you had one, sounds like with the raise you went over the amount you could earn without compulsory repayments and they didn't take out enough each pay period" +"I am always suspicious when the reason is the other. He placed absolutely zero blame at the feet of millennials so I can't take what he's saying seriously. Meg Jay has a much better take, with real actionable advice.",All it takes is the word millenials to throw me into high skepticism mode. +I made an Aqua wallpaper that I thought this sub would like,I didn't know Aqua could D-Link with Vanitas +"I'd prefer him teaming with a heel. Ambrose and Bray tag team champs. All the while, they hate each other.",Sort of like Taker-Austin in the late 90's? +"I have my 6xx running straight from the mobo, and the mids/low treble definitely feel as if they're being played from behind a curtain. The 'veil' many speak of is probably due to improper amping.",Do they still sound that way if you hold the earcups closer to your head? +"Only had two drinks, had 28 candies this afternoon and after catching those 3 still had 28 candies.","Maybe when you were drunk, you powered up one of your Pikachu a couple times." +Fair points. Though obviously removing a class would lose the game many players that mained or enjoyed that class.,Who cares about sniper mains right? +This game is fun,No it isn't. +They could have been thinking about past flight experiences while in the shower. Or maybe OP is a Saudi Prince.,I think the later option is the likely :) +None other than we will show u proof later.,"B-but the DEA, Coast Guard, ICE, and Department of Education say it's russia" +"Im nowhere near this range, but I see zero threat potential in your AD. I would hesitate to attack it only because I detest long drawn out battles. But of course thats just my opinion.",based on what i've read that is the purpose of rush hour AD +"I think given the sizable investment in the MagicBand 2.0 to alleviate this problem for you, I'd be surprised to see additional investment in other options any time soon. That said, I've been surprised before.","Yeah still don't like wearing it, would prefer a fob way of attaching it or another way where i'm not adding anything extra to my person" +Loser,"Seriously, everyone knows you gotta no-helmet it to look cool." +has the same driver pair existed at different teams? For example if Riccciardo were to go to Ferrari alongside Seb or Alonso/Button went to Mercedes alongside Lewis. Have two drivers been 'reuinted' at a different team in the past?,When button goes to merc next year it will happen again +"International child sex trafficking rings are real and they reach to the highest levels of government, business and entertainment.",Prove to me it happens in a pizza shop! +Abraham Lincoln in color,Ol' Abe was one wonky looking guy. +"Scumbags, scumbags never change.",Yeah responsible drug use doesn't exist +"No, they're banned under bylaw because at some point people didn't want livestock in the city. Was a very common opinion once upon a time, and still is quite common. Not everything is a conspiracy - learn some history. If it were some shady conspiracy, why are you allowed to raise rabbit and squab? Use your brain.",fuckin big dairy holding us back again +Wonder who caused that..OBAMA!!!,Oohh the misinformation campaign has been completed! +But look at all the dispensaries we closed! No one is smoking Marijuana anymore right guys??,A billion dollars (and more) well spent! +"NFL will not be reinstating Raiders LB Aldon Smith this season, per source. Commissioner will revisit the case on March 15, 2017.",At least the NFL came to a quick decision like they said they would +nice shot. what river?,Little River just before the Parker River confluence. +"Worked in ER. Red flag 1:Lady was at ANOTHER ER and called 911 bc the wait was too long. So ambulance brought her to us. Her complaint was a prolapsed uterus. Red flag 2:She got out of her bed, stood in the door way to yell at staff Red flag 3: she then walked around the unit and made herself coffee at our coffee station, pretty impressive for someone who's uterus is falling out of her vag, right? Red flag 4: demanded the resident give her dilaudid before receiving a pelvic exam. Long story even longer, resident agreed to give her morphine. As soon as I gave her the morphine she walked out.",I have to remember this the next time my uterus is falling out: coffee and morphine! +significant other,"I know what it means, I just don't have one." +3k,hell no lmao +"Correct. A ban takes the power away from the retailer and forces them to do something whether they want to or not, whereas in the absence of a ban retailers and consumers are free to make their own decisions.",yea and we certainly have seen in history that businesses left to their own devices will protect the consumer +SEC SEC SEC,"It's ok, the bulldogs will sustain SEC superiority this bowl season." +This is the hardest I've ever laughed on this sub.,You dropped this +"I hope you're joking, for humanity sake",You missed the +Concern as private firms line up to give free advice to the Tory Brexit Department,Unfortunately people hate experts now +This pepper shaker is missing one hole.,"Clearly, as with all salt and pepper shakers, this is so you can readily identify which is salt and which is pepper." +"So, anyone who disagrees with you / den Theo must be a far left extremist. No proof needed. Maybe we can start jailing everyone who disagrees with Theo, just like Erdogan did. Why bother with pricy trails anyway?","Nonono, the line of reasoning is just too profound for our feeble minds to comprehend: it's obvious, because he thinks it's obvious, so no proof is needed, because it's obvious." +What if it had AP rounds that can penetrate shields!,You mean like all of the guns already on defense? +Women are Nazis?,Guess I shoulda put that +No there's a vertical axis. Lion can run under spiked units as they're thrown into the air.,Units in the air are simply phased for a short duration. +"Time to open a non-profit corporation, lol.","No a non profit will not work, you need to be a 501c3 donations to a 501c7 for example are not deductible." +Hi,The Bills also say hello. +Nah he's busted. There's 1 player (who I won't tell you) who is one tricking him in diamond against challenger players. 80+ games with a 90% win rate. Learn nbz,"Great insight, thanks." +I have never before seen anyone question the physical height of a public intellectual. What is the point?,Also doesn't height strongly correlate with IQ? +"ITT: Professionals that deal with drug seeking in the ER. Fuck those people. As some in who was in the ER with actual debilitating pain, it sucks to be treated like a drug addict when you are already in pain and stressed out.",But are you actually in pain..... +You should watch his interviews where he talks about art. He's not a bad guy.,No fuck that here's a quick 15 second video where he interrupts Taylor swift instead. +"We call it the Law Enforcement Phonetic Alphabet Adam, Boy, Charles, David, Edward, Frank, George, Henry... instead of the Military version or the Greek Alphabet","Ah, yes, the Battlefield 1 alphabet." +What is something that you do regularly but you won't tell your S/O about?,Reality checks :| +For only gaming I would go for i5 and get a higher quality motherboard,I would start suggesting the i7 route now that more games are getting better at utilizing hyper-threading/multi-core. +Headshot,She seems fun +With a name like that I expected Dan Green/Dave Tate level shaking Was disappointed,You got Dave Tate grinding videos on you? +Bilderberg website hacked: Hackers leave warning.,Don't worry guys.. They are all philanthropists; they just want to help the world. +"TIL when Robert Goddard,scientist who created the first liquid fueled rocket,published his work in 1919, he was ridiculed for his belief man could reach the moon.The New York Times even mocked his understanding of basic physics.They later published a correction the day after the launch of Apollo 11",TIL there exists people that publish about that which they are ignorant of... +I tend to make it more about the team construction. The fanbase has a problem with going to blaming goalies since 1967.,But they're the goalies...their job is to stop the goals! +Argentenian defender Leonardo Pisculichi would like to play in MLS,"Dynamo are looking for a play maker, so that's a possibility" +"Last I checked, sensible Republicans like to reduce government spending, reduce taxes if possible, and would like to see the debt go down, not add to it. Where would that money come from, again?",Just print more of it and give it to the parents! +"Question: What is the most hated champion Everyone knows that Teemo is the most hated champion in League of Legends. So, what's the most hated champion in Smite? Is there a champion as hated as Teemo in Smite?","Hercules I mean, he IS the Champion of Rome after all" +"Game Thread: BBQ Chicken Nuggets Edition My bad on the lack of a game thread last night, fam. I'm mad sick right now and woke up like two minutes before tipoff yesterday. Thanks for filling in Noodleslap and thanks for attempting to fill in throwaweight, lol. For future reference you gotta start the title with Game Thread: for it to be autotagged as one.",Just how you draw it up +Reddit has apparently ruined me because that doesn't look like a heart at all.,You'd be nuts not to buy it. +"Actually it was the city wants to dam up a polluted river to make a lake to drive up property taxes, but didn't have the budget to buy up the land and then the recession hit. Twenty and thirty years ago it was this area has some of the worst murder and drug use stats in the country so we need to hire as many officers as we can even though we don't have equipment. Shitty situation either way.",There's always the Duterte solution. +Those were some ridiculous puns... But I laughed anyway.,B-b-b-it the best season of Arrow started with You have failed this omelette? +I'm a winner!,Nothing like some good love for long time..... +"Out of curiosity, how do you think all of the parties involve should try to solve the issue?",Play Jenga and the winner gets to torture and kill whichever innocent population they want. +These are fakes too yeah? Advertising on insta,nah bro they're legit how else would they get an ad on instagram +Hahahahahhahahahababab again again.,How about 13 seasons? +Interest in a Boston Model US Gov Meetup,Looks like a doxxing attempt. +Thrift Shop Score,"Now wear it ironically, you meta hipster vegan fuck." +I thought it was because of Miami Vice?,"Nah, its the only place on earth where you can get the sun to look like this." +How did you get in there little guy?,basically half of the comments are insulting **BABY** zombies. +"Nobody cares about an ugly, man-faced cunt who looks like she would suck a dog-dick for some attention. Why does she have such a ridiculous amount of makeup on? Oh, that's right, because she looks like a thin-but-unhealthy drag-queen interpretation of uncle-Fester without it. Now fuck off back to NeoGAF or whatever shithole for bigoted, ignorant, stupid, pathetic losers it was that you came from. Oh, wait. That's exactly what reddit is, carry on.",W E W L A D E W L A D +I hope this doesn't become a trend,It won't. +The man with a hat at sandbags on Overpass is nearly identical to the album cover of Rhythm of Youth,Overpass about to become contraband confirmed Kappa +"I think I'm going to be in London at some point this year- if I am, I'll definitely give it a try!",Make sure you book online first as they don't do walk ins! +Mine is 8!,Mine just turned 6 yesterday :) +It's already January 1st in Australia.,"I'm American, other countries don't really exist to me" +Yes please.,The south will rise again! +My step-dad is convinced he was the coolest guy in the 80's,Nothing says cool like a late 70s ford maverick. +Articles of Incorporation of the Corporation of the President of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints,I felt the spirit so strong I that first paragraph. +"Recently shaved my head, need some inspiration","looks great on you, currently trying to grow a pair so I can do it" +What partisan filter? Even republicans in congress say Russia is behind the hacks.,You mean cuckservatives +Seattle voters will soon get $100 in 'democracy vouchers' to donate to candidates. Each voter will get four $25 taxpayer-funded vouchers to distribute to candidates in 2017.,Glad the homelessness problem was finally solved and now the city is flushed with money to spend on these vouchers. +SJWs are triggered that Serena Williams is engaged to a white guy - We lost another one,God forbid black women and white men have happy lives together inb4 race traitors +Little boys want to MAGA,"Ah, yes, such politically enlightened 5 year olds totally not parroting what their parents are saying" +"The sets pay off! Ive got 2x legend Lindros, 90 totw Giroux, base Burns and toews and many many lower end totws","Those are good pulls, i've gotten Legend Sakic, Thornton, Getzlaf, Byfuglien, Pacioretty, Zetterberg, Giordano, Johansen, and a bunch of lower TOTWs like you." +These blood icicles on the back of the Tyson Chicken 18-Wheeler dripping blood water the cars behind it.,"Thanks, Obama" +"that still doesn't make it a coup. FFS you can just redefine terms, the country elected a Russian shill, thats all that happened, there was no coup. trump election as much as you don't like was legitimate.",He's like literally hitler though! +I want to know the thought process behind this,"Flour gets bleached anyway, no?" +"Best cpu for Alpha R1? I bought the R1 Alpha model during dells July sale, and I'm wondering what my best bet is to upgrade the cpu in it. It's the i3 model so it's kinda low end comparatively. Looking to put in an i5 but I'll go for an i7 if availability is an issue with the low power t series CPUs.",i7 4790S +fukin savage alert,fokin rekt alert +Don't think I've seen her up here already,*xer +Make your case for which ship is the ultimate jack-of-all-trades,Aurora +Caddisfly Larvae will naturally build protective cases from materials found around them. Artist supplies them with Gold Leaf and Precious Stones.,artist what's really happening is here animal slavery! +u/killaisgoat winner,What about the guy that got permabanned? +What was your funniest I get paid for this? moment?,I'm a sound engineer and have been paid to hang out at a club and babysit the Dj +"if you change your dialog options, you'll have different outcomes in your relationships with your friends. Depends on how interested you are, but yes, I'd say I've played through about 4 or 5 times and each time things are a little different. Not hugely so, but enough to keep me engaged.","yeah i understand that if you do different things in the playthrough you can have different endings, but what i meant is that are there significant differences, such as from playthrough 1 to playthrough 2 [alex notes that things have happened before, time skips in different areas, alex is able to talk to herself in different universes, the ending results in them at the convenience store, etc]" +"Who would y'all want to see as a 4th headliner? So, U2, RHCP, and The Weeknd are the top 3 for 2017. How likely is it that they add another name to the top line and who would y'all want it to be? I wish Tool or The Black Keys would make a return but they would probably be within the top 3 names. What do y'all think?",Gorillaz? +They can't stop Bo. Maybe we should run him some more.,"Nah, Jalen can run it." +"Reminder, NBA 2K15 servers will be discontinued after today.",Obviously to upgrade 2k17 servers +Part of EE found??!! And montys first name!,What a great step +"lmfao rofl so funny, please put more and more of these type of s1mple clips on reddit everyday",too bad the only g2 clips we see on this subreddit are of smithZz whiffing +I hope one of the tickets is driving with fog lights on. That drives me bonkers.,It's legal. +Mathil willing to play Kripps secret build! Kripp - the ball is in your court now!,Mathil basically says fk this facebreaker nerf hurts guys... Kripp give me something triple OP to play. +There is no better way to get a Congress controlled by Republicans to strongly oppose an issue than to have Obama come out in favor of it.,"Ita not enough that hes a kenyan muslim ursurper, you want him to be a drug dealer like Escobar too?" +i dont think that bicep tears can occurr with curl weight. usually they happen when you fuck up a deadlift (load several times your bodyweight),It's because I saw a video where a guy tore his bicep with preacher curl +The Team EnVyUs Org announced they are leaving SMITE.,shocker! +Shoulda kept his lips together and he might have kept his job.,"yea, it would utterly suck if you had to actually learn the *facts* instead of trolling for karma." +"I feel like it happens every time I load into a save no matter what, though. Maybe I'm just tripping, though.",They're noticing a break in the space-time continuum ^^ +Yeah and Robo-Ward,Now that you said that it's gonna happen Are you happy with yourself +"Killers droping survivors to avoid decisive strike. This is unacceptable, he just drops me when it pops and avoids the perk, no point in using it atm",It's still in the game so it must be intended +Definitely see Cole in the WWE and maybe Bucks.,"Yeah, he's a great announcer." +Ummm what the hell??,Pretty sure you held it wrong. +Damn! My contextual perspicacity has betrayed me again! I'm forever getting those wrong... It's like the Archer joke about who and whom!,:D +"There is no Shariah law in Seattle, thank God! You want Sharia, go to Saudi Arabia, chop chop!",You want to get on a reddit sub and interact with haram people...chop chop chop. +"A tricky one, I hope As trees into oceans, Infer their remains. And rain in your emotions; they'll effect your brains.",[flooding of memories?] +"So in a Turkish competition, Turkish players in both teams throw insults in English!! lol This is a made up and BS video. No way in hell that the Turkish player said F N in this clip.","No, he just said a Turkish pejorative meaning dirty black Totally fine in that case!" +"Reaper Freddy, an animatronic that will be featured in an unnamed FNaF fangame that has elements from the Slender games",that unnamed FNaF fangame that has elements from the Slender games is final nights 3 +Which Smite God Would Be Your Best Friend? Hades seems like a pretty chill dude imo.,"Nox, because who doesnt love free hugs." +"Sorry, already taken by Alex Meier.",AMFG! +"Nothing better than the scent of cocaine, am I right?",I looove the way heroin smells. +Found the fag,Triggered +"wow!!! calling for, what amounts to the assassination of businessmen/owners, simply because you dislike their behavior and choices(despicable as they may be, they are also, for the most part, legal), instead of first trying to affect change through protests, boycotts, legislation reform and voting for Anti-lobbyist candidates...that is quite frightening, to say the least. Not to mention the fact that it is foolish and illogical thinking, as such action probably would make things worse (including causing the cost of drugs to skyrocket), as the fear of additional attacks would probably impact our economy in the same way that 9/11 did.",Forgot an +"Yeah nah, he's old as fuck",9 years older than trump. +If you could put anything on your tombstone what would it be?,I told you fuckers I wanted to be cremated +vai presidir da cadeia?,"SIm, com o Cunha como vice." +What's something a girl can get away with that a guy can't?,Pregnancy. +"you are correct, Zuko and Sokka are 16, Katara is 15, Azula is 14, Aang is 12 and i think toph is 11",Aang was 112 +wow what a fucking toxic kid. time to kick and bring steel back!,yeah because steel is such a good guy +I suppose the championship makes it easier to swallow.,"Yeah right, what does a yankees fan even know about championships anyway?" +Donald Trump protests format tor presidential debates,"The title really does say tor on the article, at least as of now." +Lol the imgurians forgot they're an image hosting site and thought you just posted that to show off to them,"Ungrateful kids, they wouldn't even be here without us!" +"RASMUSSEN - TRUMP 40%, CLINTON 39%",But oh uh Rasmussen has always been owned by you rethugglikans pls ignore it's pro Clinton edge +He graced the fourth world country full of rapists known as Mexico with His glowing (orange) presence.,"They don't have any rapists in Mexico anymore, they sent them all up here." +A 21-year-old military man has been charged with urinating on a burial mound protecting the skeletal remains of 200 Hawaiians outside Waikiki Zoo.,givin hawaii his best +Apple...,I find the Apple haters to be a larger cult. +burn it down; checking in,All those people who will get fucked over thank you probably. +"Americanized, watered down Battle Royale rip off.",It's based on the myth of Theseus +I sick and tired of having to justify my virginity,Why are you even talking about it with random guys you just met? +#Just the tips!,Username checks out! +"Sure, except that whole health care bullshit drowning every not-rich-as-fuck person in debt.",Before the ACA no one ever went into debt for health care. +It's almost as if the new Youtube Advertising guidelines are meant to target Independent News in general.,I'm glad that talking about the Nice truck of peace attack and others is no longer allowed on youtube. +Hypothyroidism,To put this delicately... how the fuck would I know? +Does it feel less janky in use?,Feels good so far! +New toy needs a name. Hammer McHammerface is not eligible.,"UGH I CAN'T BELIEVE UBI IS WASTING TIME MAKING HAMMERS LIKE THIS WHEN THEY HAVENT FIXED THE NETCODE, DISCONNECTS, LAG, BAD CUSTOM HEADGEAR, HIT REG ISSUES, AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH" +"Yeah, I may as well learn to fly too.",Learning to fly seems a lot more difficult than making 4 internet friends. +tldr: You drove your friend to PC Gaming!,Da dum tsch also: happy cake day +"There are numerous examples; it's not hard to find with a quick google search. My uncle happened to be part of a construction crew that didn't get paid. Honestly, I'm surprised this subreddit thinks this guy is an example of a legitimate businessman. Crony as fuck.",Was there no legal recourse ? +looks really good!! i'd work on the eyes but besides that great job,Yeah no offense to OP but at first glance I thought this was a down syndrome version of Mac. +Horsing around behind enemy lines,So is this Battlefield 1 or Mount and Blade? +"It's time to stop dismissing Trump-Hitler comparisons with references to Godwin's Law. This really is how it begins. Hitler wasn't Hitler when he first came to power -- he was an angry orator who knew how to tap into the anger of an upset population and direct it at ethnic minorities as scapegoats, while presenting himself as messianic savior -- Only I can fix it. I'm glad Trump's on track to lose. But we need to look long and hard at how close we're coming to disaster and what can be done to prevent something like Trump from ever happening again.",Better that we keep kicking the can down shit road..Maybe if we start a new war things will get better.. +"Want to dial for Donald Trump? First, sign this legal form",Just think that could be the form we all sign when he's prez! +"With all the crime that likely takes place in NYC, why did Trump feel so invested in this one? I remember it being a highly publicized case, but it seems odd in retrospect that Trump would care so much to take out a full page ad. There aren't even words to describe how revolting it is that a man *running for president* can't admit he was wrong decades later, even when someone else confessed, and was backed up by DNA evidence.",Perhaps he committed the rape and needed to make sure his frame job worked. +Trump Vows to Undo Eased Cuba Relations Unless His Demands Met,"I'm starting to wonder if he was purposely put in this position, to clear the Republican field and ensure a Democratic victory." +Strange. I similar thing happened with Bernie's subreddit. This election is fixed. Where the hell is Hillary's support or sub?,R/HillaryClinton +Lol. Or just attracted to you.,"Well, I am stunning, so that's probably it." +You're deluded if you think a team like Sporting would have a chance against PSG. Maybe they can beat them in one game but over an entire league season absolutely no chance.,you clearly dont watch the league so why bother? +Robot Chicken: Metal Gear Solid Bathroom Break,TIL solid snake and soliton radar existed in MGS3. +How can I generate a lot of traffic (100Mbps) out to the Internet to test our bandwidth? We have a 1Gbps link to the Internet and the bandwidth usage we're seeing is much lower than what we were expecting and we seem to topping out around a certain number like we're hitting a bottleneck. Is there a tool I can use to generate a 100 megs or so of traffic to see if we can break that ceiling?,Download a shitload of porn. +WWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH,Sorry forgot my +*Teach a man to fish* and all that. Well done Germany.,In this case it's more of a teach a man to flush.... +"Yes, and you're one of them.","Duh, it's their." +I don't get the night lords one,"It's hard to find a capture of SpongeBob flaying someone, so they had to go the criminal route" +And Hariyama!,And Mega Charizard Z +Any gift ideas for someone who loves Chinese history and tradition?,A piece of Great Wall +"If you could have the next installment of any given series right now, what would it be?",Last of Us sequel / continuation +ya,100% legit +"Guild Wars 2. There's a f2p version you can try first. It's a game you can play as much or as little as you like, and there's so much you can do I'm sure you'd find something you'll enjoy.","Finding a good guild that you really click with is definitely 90% of the battle, though." +"It's pretty far out of Shanghai and I'm not sure many of the crew here live out there. As a lot of auto companies and industry are out there, I'm going to presume that things are 'better' and more international-standard around the areas where those Volvo etc (whatever) auto execs are going to be living. Nanxiang is a few stops back on the subway but it's where the famous _xiaolongbao_ are from and there's an 'old village' around there. To be honest, Jiading North & West stations are just to the west of that university town there. Chinese campuses usually have lovely parks and are used to lots of takeaways and just stuff which foreigners need, so it'll be a well-serviced area and probably pretty nice to look around too. There is a bit of an 'old village' in this area too and some interesting cultural stuff like the Imperial Examination Museum of China + dumplings stuff. Failing that, just find out where Walmart or Carrefour or whatever big local hypermarket is out there, and shoot for a 1km radius around there. I'm not sure from your post if you're already in Shanghai, but if you're looking for houses there is no better way than hitting the pavement and looking around the area. Pick whatever apt complex you want; there is definitely going to be half a dozen empty apartments in the complex by sheer weight of numbers.","Thanks mate, I'll keep that in mind :)" +"Well, that's one way to get those stains out.",Along with the surrounding room +"SO I guess it will have a 24-esque structure, where each episode is literally an hour of the Purge? Otherwise, I don't see how it would work.","It could also be episodic where each episode focuses on an individual in a city during the purge, all for it to somehow connect at the season finale, as viewers wonder who's going to survive." +Saying they were 'hacked' might just be them covering their asses. A disgruntled employee actually posting that would be much worse PR than a hacker posting it.,Especially if its Sean +Jatt Addresses the Jatt or Monte? Question,I'd like some proof that Jatt's statement isn't being made under duress. +"my (34m) ex-wife (34f--married 7, divorced 2) signed our son (6m) up for TACKLE football by going behind my back. Lawyer says there is nothing he can do. What can I say to convince her this is a terrible idea?",Let the boy be a boy... +Brad Pitt compares Mel Gibson to L. Ron Hubbatd,Says the man famous because he looks better than most because of genetics. +I don't trust no thots with 855 numbers,What's a thot? +We need a Vine or something of TB with an AA12 in each hand blasting the shit out of some target. That would honestly be the best thing ever.,"He's a cynical Brit, not an cynical American" +Mustang driver slams on brakes to avoid errant cyclist,Share the road! +What's a Frug?,Guessing Frenchie and pug. +Cessna... Really?,This is clearly a test so for new pilots to see if they catch the incorrect movement! +Isaiah Rashad - The Sun's Tirade,Perfect follow up imo +Rhode Scholars... I remember !,*Rhodes Scholars +Literally just watched Derozan do that in game.,The point is that Kawhi didn't have this as part of his game prior. +"New mod: Akashic Tome, a Morph-o-Tool style mod for documentation books",But does it work with the lexica botania? +Berserk Musou Schierke gameplay,I remember that time she did that in the manga. +"HeroMarine: HeroMarine levels criticism at WCS and Blizzard: I am not content with the viewer count at all. Thoughts on his past, future, and general thoughts on SC2/WCS.","Well Heromarine is going to be banned from everything now, can't go against the narrative after all" +Everyone in the country ended up using that.,I made a meme :D +Can you please call the authorities because this lady called me a n****r.,i don't think she called that woman a n\*\*\*\*r +"It also ensures that no IT sector will form in your country for the foreseeable future, and whatever little you have in your country just made it top priority to get out of your country. Also you piss off every business that has something saved on dropbox, which is probably most of them.",Good thing they already forbid academics to leave the country. +When starting your first real job. What should you do and be careful not to do?,Don't accidentally shit yourself lifting something heavy the first day. +Scottish independence: Sturgeon to gauge referendum support,But I thought you couldn't keep having referendums until you get the result you want +I lagged through the bombsite and found a surprise on the other side.,"lagged ... come on man, you're being blatant" +What's the epic title to your autobiography?,No one named Kevin could be successful: a Kevin success story +"Huh. And yet global poverty was halved in just 20 years, largely due to opening up of free trade with china and india. We live in prosperity those 200 years ago couldnt dream of. People vote with their feet - Millions of people desperately try to immigrate to evil capitalist countries every year to get fucked over. Odd that other systems such as communism imploded in under 100 years and left a trail of truly fucked over people and societies to say the least.",Not real communismTM +"1,359,858","1,359,859" +"Pardon me while I put on my fedora and sprout a neckbeard here, but no, agnosticism is not the logical conclusion of assessing the facts. Atheism is. Theists are the ones issuing a hypothesis, that the world is run by an invisible man in the sky. They must provide evidence to that effect or the hypothesis will be discarded. Atheism isn't an assertion of fact. It's a denial of evidence. Agnosticism is an acknowledgement that there is no proof, but you don't want to fight about it. If someone tells me a mad ocelot god runs the government, the logical response is to say I need proof, because that contradicts everything I know about everything, not well you MIGHT have a point, but I doubt it. And yes, now I have handily demonstrated why atheists are annoying as shit.","Yeah, you did a pretty good job: I thought you were one of *them*." +Negatively,/thread +"That time on the mission I learned what a bodag is (trigger warning if you are bothered by #2) So I was on split with a guy who was or had been companion to the problem elder. He tells me (in typical momo second hand fashion) how difficult it is to work with this guy - he won't get up, won't study, sometimes wanders off, etc. Then the conversation goes something like this: Gossipy Elder: And he won't wash the scissors after cutting off his bodags. (giggles) Me: What's a bodag? Him: (giggles more) When you take a dump and some toilet paper get stuck in your butthair, that's a bodag! Yes, the pearls of wisdom we gather while on the mission. Now you are responsible for this knowledge. Hearing about this problem elder was an early shelf item for me - how is the torture worth it to keep someone out on a mission who obviously would be better off doing something else?",I always thought those were dingle berries +"3.24 years, im from the future",thanks for the help +Literally Unplayable,"Cancelled my pre-order, deleted all previous BF installments." +(Not shitpost but still kind off is) I want my gamer tag to be have something to do with Dr. Monty. Would should it be?,Xx_DuCkScOpEd_xX +Does a bear shit in the woods?,But Police Unions gave us the five day work week! +I do. I put together care packages at my church for them.,If you go to church you should know better than to steal ;) +"Alex Seitz-Wald on Twitter:Whoa, Hillary Clinton will start traveling on the same plane as her press corps starting Monday, per @albamonica.","Guess that email I sent Hillary two days ago worked, I knew they would take my advice." +Where did the red come from?,The danjeross pingwin +(Doctor Strange Spoilers) I can't believe they actually pulled these visuals off,This makes me all the more excited for when Thanos gets the Infinity Gauntlet and give us these amazing visuals... +"CoD xp Central europe time Ok, i was looking forward to some cod xp now cause i saw the start time was 4.30 am londom time and london is 1 hour behind my country, and i dont know witch one is witch of am and pm. Is it gonna start 5.30 in the morning then? If thats the case shouldnt they have made it start a little earlier so we in europe could watch aswell? Usually when i watch lan's i would get most of the action staying up untill 3-4 at night, but this starts 5.30 in the morning?? Why so late? Please tell me im wrong and stupid.",you're wrong and stupid +Im beeing sarcastic. Vayne historically always could always tumble trough player created terrain like main other champs could pass it with smaller dashes.,Well you're the one that doesn't follow reddits traditions by honoring the holy +The original version of Nintendo characters beating each other up.,Melee? +"You people just want to hate Verstappen now, don't you?",They are just bitter that their hero Rio left F1 +fairly typical of clinton supporters. Will go on and on about how offensive and belligerent trump is but the second you don't agree with them they'll call you an idiot and hope you die in a car crash,a yup +Unrelated but you just lost it.,? +That's fucked up. People are ass-hats.,Says the one who nukes me after a completely peaceful.. Dare I say friendly game... Asshat +I'm 15 and I'm still not defined by a single genre. Why would you limit yourself to just one type of music. And my hobbies and accomplishments have always represented me...,Congrats! +Or it's placebo.,Are those poisonous? +Why do so many techbros support Trump when he is one of the worst candidates for technology in general? Smh,"Dunno, ask reddit admins." +Good news! Now you can buy a USB stick that destroys (almost) anything in its path,This is the ultimate ALT+F4 for when you're doing science research that no one else needs to know about... +"Wait, what? How? Is BG that bad this year?",This is the top comment in every single BG post game thread +HILLARY supporters viciously BEAT A GIRL ON VIDEO and YOUTUBE hypocritically CENSORS IT and tries to shame the uploader!,Their motives are very hard to untangle... +"Donald Trump, Pepe the frog, and white supremacists: an explainer",This is just stupid +"if you can't keep it in your pants, might as well keep it in the family.","Ah, the wonderful world of inbreeding." +"Re: A 7-year-old on Tinder. Well, it's on the clock so... But... Only numbers below 13 are on clocks... Yeah it should start at 10 then go down. Giggity My clock only has 3, 6, 9, and 12. Guess that means more 7 year olds for me",Valuable discussion. +Trump has no shame. We're talking about the same guy who accepted congratulations as his response to the Pulse nightclub shootings. He's a woefully tone deaf narcissist- everything is and always will be about Trump from his perspective.,First thing I said when I heard of the nightclub shootings and the death of Dwayne's cousin was 'oh my god Trump WAS right!' +Right. Rats could get into the house via another route but an obvious path is through that door. I'm not going to try to make him take care of the rat problem. My girlfriend and I will be taking care of that over this weekend. I don't intend on pinning the rats on him however likely or unlikely he may be at fault for it.,"Call me a psychopath, but there is something satisfying about killing those dirty fuckers....though once I had a trap get a squirrel which made me pretty damn bummed." +Excellent qualities in a president--ignorance and relying on advice from sycophantic subordinates....,It's all about experience! +This came from FOX8 in Cleveland....,The Ocho? +Yes. You should definitely go with 1.67. Also get a small frame. Also you're going to have thick lenses no matter what.,He could get 1.9 mineral lenses +"FW Cake Batter Dip is like a sweet fresh wet cake batter complete with egg and vanilla. CAP Cake Batter is like cake batter that dripped onto the kitchen counter, you forgot about it, and it dried up, so you scrape it off and it turns to powder.",Yummy. +Half Life 2 vs. Half Life 2 with the Cinematic Overhaul,When is half life 3 coming out? +but they were only IN that series because all the decent ballplayers were fighting Nazis,Are you calling one-armed Pete Grey a bad ball player? +"This is tame. Someone else posted one of these and it was a giant closeup of an asshole. I get it, but really? Do I have to be subjected to 12 year-old's giggle-shits? There needs to be a way to report this shit and EA needs to stay on top of it.",EA has an amazing track record of keeping on top players breaking the eula. +"Adult website buys Alexis Arquette sex-tape a day after she passes away, promptly destroys it to prevent it 'smearing her memory'","So...even when this person stopped acting trans, they're still called female pronouns?" +Brave TRPer exposes my lies,Cuck plane do you even generate lift? +"Best Buy Mobile on Note 7 Recall I bought my Note 7 through Best Buy, so I decided to call Best Buy Mobile and see what their stance was on the recall. The rep told me a couple things. 1) Best Buy is currently accepting returns on Note 7's and is exchanging them with either an S7 or an S7 Edge. No more Note 7's are being sold/distributed by Best Buy. I'm on the last day of my 14 day return window, so I could return mine today. But she said that they're awaiting final confirmation on whether to allow returns after 14 days on Note 7's. 2) Regardless, they will waive the $35 restocking fee. 3) You get to keep your Gear Fit 2 or 256gb memory card. 4) The replacement S7 or S7 Edge is not a temporary or loaner device & does not come with a new 14 day return window. It is an official exchange & it is final. 5) To do the official recall exchange, you must go through Samsung directly. Although there hasn't been an official timeline on this process, she said she had heard rumors of ~2 weeks between when you send in your Note 7 & when you get a new one. There will not be a loaner device given in the meantime, so if you don't have your old phone, you're without a phone for that time. 6) Even though I bought my phone through Best Buy, some carriers are allowing phones to be exchanged directly through them, but this is on a per-carrier basis & policies may differ (I've yet to talk to Verizon). Hope this helps others avoid being on hold for 30 minutes like me.","Can I just take mine to Sprint instead, then?" +I wear tall people boots to break 6 ft 1 inches. Try using your lifts with tall people boots. You'll be over 6 ft. I also have the same problem where I live. You're not alone in this sub,Haha cue the 5'11 guy complaining how he feels short. +Is it possible that the guy was making a tongue-in-cheek reference to the whole female hormones thing?,"Hmm, hard to tell either way given the context" +Shipment from Atlantis arrived,**LSM**- You can't stop a ~~train~~ wave +"Have you completed your class campaign? (Class title, third relic slot ect.)","I'm thinking that may be the problem, I don't think anyone has completed the campaign with all of the timed missions." +"Speculation on Steven's Stagnation So, other than the fact that Steven wants to retain the carefreeness of being a child, I think he wants to be perceived as such as well. Children can convey innocence, preciousness, a non threatening aura (okay it depends on who you are and whether or not the child is a hell spawn but regardless). If people perceive Steven as non threatening then they're more likely to trust him, to care for him, to believe him. There is so much stigma behind being a teenager. Lars is a perfect example of hormones hijacking your brain and sense of morality. Perhaps Steven noticed how people treated Lars and subconsciously sought to avoid that. Or maybe I'm reading too much into it. *Shrugs.** It could also be that he is just not ready to grow to that phase yet. Or some sort of gem related maturation thingy.","It's a shout out to twilight, since it's such a great piece of art" +Oh My PoggggChamp!,And I still wonder why they aren't nerfing graves a tad bit more.... +What is the word for one being racist against EVERY race?,Misanthropic +i dont feel like it tbh,"classc alliedaboo behavior, not explaining their claims" +13 yr old girl that twerks.,What? +i tell to the 1% and multinationals -pay for basic income or the lower class will murder you in your beds.,"I dinna think they're listenin', laddie." +Clinton wants to expand background checks. But here is Trump literally talking about taking away people's guns.,"It sure does seem like the defining slogan of his campaign is Constitutional Rights, Only For Whites" +"For me, the question is always why these girls want to have a baby and tie themselves to someone with whom they aren't having a great relationship. Like blindsiding them with a life-altering situation that they have no choice in because she lied is suddenly going to fix all the issues in the relationship. And OP, I'm so sorry this happened. She's horrible to do that, both to you and your kid.",But having a baby will fix all the problems +second best. red is best. yellow is second. then pink. you can just throw the orange ones away.,You sure your mom didn't drop you on your head a few times? +Kevin Sullivan? Wasn't that little creepy dude in a cult a few years ago?,Also the man responsible for the killing of Chris Benoit and his family! +Gary Johnson is in Favor Of Armed Teachers in Classrooms,Trump is the only real pro 2A candidate. +Next week will be full of the I didn't think it could happen to me! stories.,nope no internet connections you mean next month +I wouldn't say it's for everybody though. Most on here and other places don't have a favorable opinion of it.,Because vocal minorities on the Internet do a good job representing all of the show's viewers. +I like the note7. It keeps my hands warm in the winter.,Nothing beats an htc phone with a weak signal when it's cold. +*Wild Rank 15 is so much fun,"Not exactly sure what decks are popular in lower ranks since I haven't played for a while but if secret paladin is still the top dog then this deck (or the real version) would have a field day, I made and played it alot to counter the prevelance of zoo, secret pally and aggro shaman before the standard introduction and almost hit legend" +"I've got 2 so far, and at 200g apiece, and 12g cost for mats, it's been nice.",Does it even sell in decent amounts? +"... could you imagine if it flags your linked GW1 account, and you have to do an event chain 250 years ago to make the ring usable now?","would be nice, but very unlikely as the majority of players don't have/play gw1." +"damn... I will stick to Muks for UB and NMD. No one is trying to flex in a running shoe, they are passable enough.",i do +Did anyone noticed too... On the heroic tab of the adventures only the Curse of Naxx has its own flavour text Kel'Thuzad has dramatically improved his dungeon and is ready for round 2 The other 3 are just blablabla but this time they're bringing their A-game It really shows that they didnt care as much anymore after hyping the 1st solo adventure,"Oh no the flavour text is the same, I guess blizzard has abandoned the game and doesn't give a shit about their playerbase." +Anyone else not like phablets? I like to be able to hold my phone in one hand and I also don't like to feel uncomfortable when I sit and it's in my pocket. What are your opinions about phablets?,"No, you're just the one and only special snowflake who doesn't like larger phones." +"I mean, what about all the shows that got cancelled after their pilots?",nah its still worse +"My GF sucks at gaming, any very easy local coop gaming recommendation? Recommendations, not advices, please. Thanks. To have an idea. Lovers in a dangerous time is kinda difficult, too much buttons (X1 controller and Kb&M)",Dark Souls so she can git gud +How am I supposed to enjoy those tits when a product I consider inferior is in the image?,"Yeah, somebody PS some Bose headphones on that shit." +If they were truly neutral in their thinking they would not have a preference. Shannon wants her daughter to prefer blue. Why? What difference should it make.....hypocrite.,The children has been brainwashed by the patriarchy! +Speaking of hair...,Square Space! +PALMS: SWEATY,Knees: Weak +Thongs,Thongs as in the undergarment or the Australian term for flip-flops? +That?,The color green. +This store made a window in the shape of their open sign.,That's cute +Slippery when wet,Open mouth in every photo. +Not a huge Janis fan but the entire point of an average is to include ALL returns.,If he hadn't had those good plays he wouldn't be very good though +"1.Yes, but you cannot act on that urge. 2. What do you mean by equality? Men and women are inherently not the same. We have different rights and responsibilities that complement one another. 3. You can leave Islam in the sense that you can change religions. However, if you do try to publicly go against the state, you can't do that. 4. No. As a matter of fact, it is a very good one. I'm not sure what you want me to say here lol. 5. The punishments are not outdated because the Qur'an is timeless. The problem nowadays is that states and quasi-states like Saudi Arabia and ISIS abuse that for their own material gain. The context of the punishment is very important, and these organizations toss that out the window. 6. You can question the Qur'an's authenticity in the sense that you can ask how it was preserved over its 1400 years that it's been here. But you cannot question the fact that it came from God. Otherwise, you're not a Muslim. As for the Qur'an's guidance, you should not question it until you see it correctly implemented. 7. No, because that can make him an icon, and worshiping a Prophet of God is polytheism. Look at Christianity and what they have done to Jesus (particularly Catholicism). 8. It depends on what you mean by condemn. All terrorism is bad, and Muslims are against it. But why should I be held responsible for someone else's actions? 9. It depends on whether or not that person is married and has gone through puberty. 10. We are required to live under the reasonable laws of society (even non-Muslim ones).",Why can't you go against the state? +What is surprisingly still impossible in 2016 ?,Free abortions IT'S 2016 +The reflection of homer in the mirror is pure professionalism and dedication to detail,The fingers on the hands in the mirror are all wrong......... He clearly has cupped hands/fingers together going on but the mirror is reflecting spread fingers..... Terrible artist I'd say! +That's not really true,I know I'll get downvoted for this but I think student loans are the worst and so is religion +Just finished my first custom diecast sprint car. Andy Forsberg's 7C turned out bitchin!,That looks spot on +"Is there a way to increase FOV? Pretty much the title. I've increased it to the max in the game settings but I'm still getting that sickness feeling. I'm new to this game and although this isn't the type of MMO that I didnt think I'd play(loving it so far), I would love to play more than an hour each session.",Play Volt. +Oh fuck this means Trump is getting elected,Hillary Clinton our lord and savior will help us +Is Halo a Military Sci-Fi Shorter Anymore?,No its a medieval sword fighting game. +"Reply to the wrong comment there, Snippy?",I suspect it's an underwhelming copypasta. +What movie has the best ending?,I am legend +I've never understood the demands to force TV characters into the movies. Thank god the universe is being designed by a man who knows his stuff rather than armchair fans.,Fanboys gonna fanboy. +Duke of Westminster Hugh Grosvenor to avoid paying BILLIONS in inheritance tax due to legal loopholes,"But hey, prosecute that poor guy who stole from the electronics section to the fullest extent of the law -- we gotta make an example out of him so other people don't steal." +Nice #pcmastarrace shit post. I play a lot of competitive solo on console and I have like a 60% win rate with almost not trolls at all. There is also no toxic chat like there is on PC. Enjoy your biased upvotes.,Salty console peasant^ +"I didn't realise that the Double Divinium hadn't started yet until I got a vial- frustrated, I quit and spent it immediately, about to quit the game. This was what I got.","Slaughter Slide, Nice!" +"So, whatever QB the Cowboys want from whatever team they're trading with is worth a 2nd or 3rd rounder? Bradford won 7 games last year. Not exactly great. McCown has been in the NFL since 2002. Has McCown ever won 7 or more games in a season?","Yeah Bradford won 7 games, not their defense." +Immunity to all diseases. Ending the vax argument.,But then you'd make us all autist. +"Nah, more like be lean-fit. Is there a point in going for that look if you are just average and don't have a massively long torso?",No lean fit people look like shit if they don't have a long torso. +"Former Broncos and Eagles QB Mark Sanchez is going to sign with the Dallas Cowboys, league source tells ESPN.",I thought we had another thread for shitposts like this +It's crazy that missing Taliyah's w by such a small distance lost them the game.,"What's not so crazy is that if you're full HP Taliyah decides to face tank a full culling and proceed to flash in a str8 line into more cullin tankage, **SHE WILL DIE**." +Oh I got it. The people are still controlling the content. They're just controlling it through an extra layer of people.,That just sounds like censorship with extra steps. +Thanks.,"Hey, you're not OP!" +"Got the buddy system apk, how can I get rid of it once the actual update rolls around? Is it simple as deleting the apk from download folder? And will I know about the update in the Play Store since I have it unofficially?",How to deinstall a App +"With 9 bosses, I think",So it's a raid then? +"crim is an in-game leader, he can is a hybrid player, similar to karma. but has leadership. thats why i picked crim over karma.",he had a 0.69 k/d in snd... goood SND shot caller +This is probably the coolest thing I'll ever make out of GingerBread...,It will be if THAT'S your attitude about it. +Tahani's friend Kanye interrupted her best friend Taylor while he was defending her other best friend Beyonce.,Is tonight's breaking news story on Anderson Cooper 360 +"Actually I do. Nobody should freely associate with any of that horseshit. However it's a simple fact that the head man in Islam raped kids, while the head man in Christianity did not. Muslims have a lot more to answer for.",You must have such a rich social life. +"You're a deviant, too.","lol, I can tell you must have such a rich social life and be real hit at parties." +"Honestly, wtf Nicole? She would barely kiss Hayden her season",How dare she grow and mature over the course of 2 years. +This is some serious title gore,It's also not news. +All you people down voting these comments saying that tanks aren't that op really need to rethink that. Its soooo easy to take one out but its just the community that doesn't want to do it and instead they wanna snipe.,But the sniper has bullet to take tank out +bruh we got osama 5 years ago and i still get flagged for random screening every time I fly international.,Yeah he's the only guy they are looking out for +"I can't believe people can't see/agree with what he's saying. Football stars have an amazing life and sometimes get really down when they loose, Kroos is saying shit could be much much fucking worse than being a millionaire football star that's sad because he lost.",I cant believe you can't detect sarcasm +"So happy for you! I had the same wait, even though my girl and I spent 116 days apart :) go have fun",Ended up being almost three hours but it was totally worth it to be able to bring him home :) +I found Bison bug,no fuk off delfy find it foirst noob fuc you noob +Google Pixel and Pixel XL could run chrome OS,"Well of course they run chrome OS, everyone knows that." +"Its a cool tattoo, but why do I see so much enthusiasm for incorporating USSR symbols in modern leftist movements? They were decidedly un-communistic and the things the hammer and sickle represents really aren't compatible with anarchism.",To scare my parents? +If you open a pokemon in your pokedex it will show you how many you have seen and how many you have caught.,Thanks! +"And considering we never play each other, it's pretty much as exciting and rare of an occurrence as any of the big non-conference match ups!",Jerry world here we come! +"The thing is that this only shows you how popular archetypes are at the end of the day (as with the day 1 breakdowns), but not how much they showed up. Say if 4% of people showed up and it got to 9% of the meta in the top 64 that is quite the jump. Similarly if 8% show up with Jeskai and only 4% make to top 64 that is bad. I think there used to be those huge data sets from MTGO where you could actually see which decks were winning, which decks performed well to make an educated choice",Yep... But wizards makes extracting that information almost impossible. +That is so sweet <3,"As much as he can be a booger, he is a sweetheart when he wants to be." +What an awful human being.,But they're not racist so they can't be a bad person. +"Anybody know how to contact that facebook stalker victim a few days back? After I read the story, I had the same doubt as many of us here that if he talked to the richa girl for two years, did the police find nothing with the number? What about richa's sister he mentioned talking to? So I tried to find if all this is fake or not, so I searched for his facebook and one thing led to the another and I found a bunch of info he should delete. I sent him a reddit PM and an e-mail to an ID which I found. Based on no reply from him, he doesn't check mail or doesn't use that ID. If any of you guys found the info I am talking about, did you notify him? If not, how do we contact him?",Which post are you referring to? +"Cheaters, smh.",He's just super lucky with his 60 shots +Can I paint his Yoo Hoo gold?,"HOW ABOUT NO, you crazy dutch bastard." +"Which is a shame, we really should deport unaccompanied children back to a warzone.","Ye, get them back to their parents!" +Chrome was released on Labor Day in 2008!,Allo labor day release confirmed +gamer girl?,You couldn't see it but she had a game controller in her hands +Whoa whoa whoa. Did you just *assume* my *gender*?,J G and O are some of the most masculine consonants +"People will still do it if they need to for their insurance or to build a paper case against someone. Other than that, no real reason to bother.","Which - wow,- crime is down across the board now" +"Lol, those clearly look like birds to me.",Do you think alien civilizations wouldn't know how to camouflage their drones? +My submitted feed? lol.,Link? +TSM Pro Preditictions Worlds 2016,Tsm Prolly confirmed +Who is this guy and why do I keep seeing a ton of stuff about him?,It's Linus Torvalds +What phone did you take this picture with?,iPhone +What is a RHAP? I've heard the term used but i don't know what it is. Thanks :),Shame! +Just remember how many blacks were denied the opportunities you had as a white couple. #\#White Privilege,"I know you're trolling, and you're pretty dedicated but c'mon dude you can do better than this." +He's only fake sleeping. If I get close to his ball he'll go crazy.,Nice flooring +I will fight anyone who doesn't think Smart and Brown will be superstars.,"We have like two cores: Present: IT, Horford, AB, Jae Future: Rozier, Brown, Smart, 2017 BKN pick" +Good Answer!,so le randum xD +"Nope, you can hear mine approaching from across the house.",Is it like the glass of water scene and the Trex from Jurassic park? +"- With today's results in... Before today, the only two players to make Worlds every year were Dyrus and Yellowstar - with Dyrus' retirement and Yellowstar's elimination, as of this year, no player will have played in every Worlds.",Your getting ahead of yourself a team can still pick up Yellowstar before world's +I got cs:go'd,Wow after watching this video im 100% sure that cs go hitboxes are fine :D +He did 2 things. 1: Not drive a Ferrari. 2: Finished ahead of Ferrari.,"Simple rules, if he can't stay within those rules, he deserves the booing" +No snow map? :(,Just play battlefront? +Whats the show about? Is it about only white culture? Ok maybe we dont colored people there.,"Yeah, that'd go over real well." +Twitch is anything but consistent with enforcing their own rules,*cough* Lea *cough* +Yeah it adds like 16 horse power or whatever.,TIL 1 grunt = 16 horsepower. +2meirl4meirl,The real tragedy is that you're team mystic +stupid c9 fans,Im pretty sure this makes you a stupid fan.. +"I mean, that warrior shield is just *so bad.* What were they thinking?","Probably the same as what they were thinking with Vengeance DH Artifact - 'meh, tanks don't have to be cool because everyone wants to play one anyway!'" +"No, it's because the domestic workers tend to be immigrants from the Phillipines and workplace safety standards are a no-brainer (unless you don't give a shit about who is dying).","Because if you don't care about workers, you're clearly racist against the race most commonly represented in the workforce." +"Multiplayer Job Tier List? Just wondering if there is any collection of a speculative multiplayer job tier list? I've read that the optimal setup seems to be 2 Attackers, 1 Breaker, and 1 Support which I assume means that Defenders are practically not too useful for the time being. As for such, any idea on the what jobs classify as the best for each Attacker, Breaker, and Support? Thanks!",From my recent experience with tower event vs JP ranking I would say that perfect setup is 4x maxed Knight on auto +"That's Baby Ray, who won't get anything out of this performance because he's STONE DEAF!!!",To WHO? +"who is your favorite NBA commentator? I loved Steve Kerr when he was doing the color commentary on TNT, I selfishly wish he was still doing that instead of coaching. Currently, Doug Collins is the personal favorite.",No pun intended Reggie Miller. +We can't let the Irish vote,Fuckin micks are ruining America +Take that bloody tin foil hat off.,You're just another sheep +lmao all of them,"No, electromagnetism doesn't even *exist* in most African countries!" +"Don't Breathe repeats at the tops as Suicide Squad drops just 18%, approaches $300 Million domestic",We're the haters? +Are you actually Zan? If so that's cool Tristate is still better,He stole my role of Smash 4 Tink main who uses the Brawl flair. +Crazy to think a few years ago that was incredibly widespread and considered okay,Because if you say gay in 2016 you become 1 on the FBI's most wanted list and will be mobbed by the evil SJWs +Miracle foot healing,ITT people who don't watch the sport criticizing it and thinking they know how to fix it. +"Town of salem 2016 Its kind of like Gmod's TTT servers except its 2D, a lot shorter matchs and filled with Harambe's (Yes every server I join some jackass calls them self Harambe thinking that they are cool)...yes this post was just me being angry at the people who call themselves harambes, please stop, the meme should be like the ape: dead.",Sounds like you need to get that dick out of your pants and support Harambe like the rest of us +"That's what happens when you take pride in what you do, even if it is what would be considered menial.","Excuse me for saying this, but I think Japan needs to take more pride in making babies and worry a little less about work." +I find it mildly interesting that anyone is still consuming this product.,"You don't expect them to eat their cardboard *without* sugar, do you?" +I have no idea,But potatoes are vegetables... +I blame the Green Party.,The who? +Wheat toast for its first time? Kinky.,"My race isn't a fetish, shitlord." +"With Funding, the fastest way to level up 1-50 Basic quests 50-70 you can do the 50 dungeon now since it will get you to 68 and then you can just do a few quests to get to 70 70-90 halloween quest (literally insane exp if you use a 300% tome, you will get into the 100+ range) 100 onward mission with 300% tome, if you have dungeon resets and 300% tomes you can get to 190 without it being slow exp 190, you can run the dungeon a few times if you so choose, you can also actually start doing almeth grind as low as these levels almeth until 246-8 storage or quest to the levels in which you can maven abby abby until you're 290+ Quest/dungeon exploration to basically get to 317 317 onwards is just casual questing I myself can find this all possible in less than 3 days of straight playing ###time line Should take 2-3 hours to get to 50, 1 hour to do dungeon or if you use resets like 5 minutes. halloween on 300% tome can get you to like 110 from 70 or some insanity like that, will take likely an hour. You can fedi dungeon with resets and tomes to 190 (you will vomit from all the golems you kill) or you can actually quest. roughly. Every run can take 10-20 minutes so this is where the bulk of time will be spent on either questing or dungeon reset missions. 190 dungeon 3x on 300% can get you into the 200s easily or you can almeth anyways at a low level, probably 3-4 hours at almeth with 300% tome will get you to 248. an hour or 2 at storage will get you to maven levels, 3 hours at maven will get you to 290 levels which you can go to timery. All in all, its disgusting how easily you can make a max level character right now if you have $ and silver",How much TP and silver do you think this would cost? +"What is the best business to start for beginners here in the PH for a P50,000 capital?",Good location and some flavored french fries. +"How to get better at sex, after guy (M/36) dumped me (F/33) for bad sex?",Cosmopolitan has some really good advices usually. +Is it time for Australia to provide preschool education for all three-year-olds?,"Get em in earlier into the system, extend superannuation withdrawals to keep em working longer, sheepifying continues" +Prepare Your Faces - S3 of YPF Premieres on 10/23,Ooooomg i can't waaaaaaait +"Hypocrisy and Entitled Breeders. Having a pet is a lot of responsibility, are you sure you're ready to get one? *20 years later* What do you mean you're not having kids, how could you be so selfish!? (For the record, I'm having kids, but I never understood why people give you such a hard time for making a different decision. Sorry for my cohorts.)","Well duh, we only exist to breed!" +Failed campaign mission with 116%,"I see your mistake, you didn't notice that they're Paladins." +My worst nightmare with Amazon has been fulfilled,This is why my Amazon orders are shipped at my job. +"Be as honest as you'd like, I can handle it!","Great progress, you look good." +Christian getting a shot and winning as a favor to Edge. That always rubbed me the wrong way.,"In kayfabe, he won a battle royale to earn is shot, last eliminating Jack Swagger" +"Blazing Barn Burger with Reaper mayo, absolutely delicious. My wife goofed and left me with two bottom buns.","Mmm burned buns, my favorite." +"Since it's safe to assume that they haven't killed anyone themselves, I'm struggling to give a shit.","Right, because it's not trashy unless you've actually murdered someone." +manaleak has stun meanwhile rupture has none seemsbalanced osfrog,Give rupture speed increase seems legit +dont assualt the flight attendant if you have any aches from their shitty seats.,I like the puns but his name's Ricky not Shitty +Is this the best looking titan ever? (From OVA 05),Mini poll idea: Most popular (non-shifter) Titan +Of course it is. All psychiatric disorders are treated with drugs.,Autism isn't +"Excellent photos, but I would probably tag this as NSFW. Looking forward to seeing the rest","Yeah, I opened this thinking it was the warthunder sub since pics like this are common there, then I started scrolling through and went damn, this got dark quick and realized it's in this sub." +I'm a mom with a teen daughter. I can see her sharing this with me. We've talked openly about sex since she was 6 and I started sex Ed. I wouldn't care either. To me it would be not dissimilar to her telling me about a tattoo or scar.,"Right, and as a father I wouldn't mind hearing about your daughter's vagina from my son." +All Atheists Should Be Organ Donors,But then they'll let me die so they can steal my juicy juicy organs! +"You're not the only ones. As a paladin, I can pop bubble on the way down and land unharmed.","I just spam spacebar 3 times (jump, jump, glide)" +Hey guys I don't know but I think I'm the first to TOTALLY complete the pokedex with all region specifics in it.,"Oh yeah, totally the first." +It's Time to Stop TechRax,Can we rename this sub to /R/IMISSTHEOLDETHAN ? +"You need to remember to be culturally sensitive. When you spend your whole life shitting in a hole in the sand, a modern toilet on an airplane can be confusing and intimidating to use.",Fucking hell 0% chill +"~~Wipe the outraged spittle of your screen and~~ follow the links in the article? It's not the Guardian or the SNP newsletter but I'm sure you can't make your own mind up about the presented story, while obviously ignoring a journalist's angle. I thought it was interesting as not all SNP members are hell bent on a lost cause.","I'd rather not give that dreadful website the traffic, could you post the actual sources as a comment?" +Better to be fat than malnourished ...,You can be both. +Vaccines are a wonderful thing,Yeah if you like autism. +"The difference is that they painted TERRORISTS in big red letters on the side of the horse, and our politicians let the horse in anyway, saying they are not actually terrorists.","Because obviously terrorists is what you'd only call Arabs, you racist (ignore that we know what home grown terrorists are)." +"PSA: Can people stop posting questions that have already been answered? I see this way to often on here people asking questions about things that have already been answered multiple times. A good example is this: I got a Team Hero collectible and I was thinking of completing one of the sets. What one is the best? There is nothing wrong with wanting some advice, but seriously? I think I have seen this one at least 10 times in the last week. Why can't people just search their questions before posting them? This could save everyone time and stop flooding the subreddit with already answered questions.",This subject has already been posted about multiple times so... Follow your own rule HYPOCRITE. +"When you become hostile, violent, and cross into property that isn't owned by you, you're no longer a protestor. You think that guy in the bulldozer gives a fuck about politics? He's just trying to afford his home and provide for his family. Their grievances shouldn't be with the blue collar dudes just trying to earn a living.","Yeah fuck morals, getting money should be everything that matters." +Believe it or not the Republic of Ireland is not one of the 50 states.,"I'm pretty sure an expert on journalism would know better than you, dude." +"Yeah, I'm not patriotic at all, but I don't mock a tragedy regardless of if my government is responsible or not. Fuck those people.",Edgy! +Amumu q is not a stun Guess people just happen to stand still and cancel their channels when amumu q's them.,"Shhh, don't let reality interfere with Reddit." +"USC -16.5??? I figured they would be favored but not by that much. On one hand they are coming off an embarrassing loss, one of the worst in school history for a football program that has a good winning tradition and will come out with a head of steam. USC typically does well against MW opponents but Utah State is led by an experienced OL and RB group with a dual threat at QB. Question is if Utah State D will be able to matchup against USC skill players. I think Utah State does enough to keep this game close.","Lots of questions, idk USC just sounds like a no play until we see a little more from them" +I wish we did the same shit to politicans and bankers,But they're just doing their job so it's not the same +And proceed to still put 1000 hours in.,Clearly a terrible game if you poured in thouands of hours and ran out of new things to do..... +"Apparently, still needs to be said...",This is the most racist sub on Reddit. +"I'm glad it was someone big enough to avoid consequences, imagine if it was some poor intern",They probably only took ONE of Ed's kidneys... +Someone mentioned this moment like a week ago already,"holy shit you guys made him read something twice, you should all be fucking ashamed of yourselves." +"There are more undrafted free agents on NFL rosters today (481) than 1st- and 2nd-round picks combined (480), per Elias.",The stupid Patriots and their cheating ways led to this number. +I hope Ru _at least_ surprises us with a personalized video message from Bjork when she's doing Katya's top 3 interview. That'd be super cool.,Fingers crossed they get May West to come! +It seems like there's more outrage over Kaepernick not standing than there was about Ray Rice beating the shit out of his wife ON CAMERA.,"Rice just beat one woman, Kaepernick assaulted AMERICA with his wanton disrespect" +"Nope, the mod was just excited and is in the habit of ALLCAPing words in comments.",how would *you* know +"No, obviously not necessities. I was thinking more along the lines of Christmas gifts and the other irrelevant junk we've been conditioned to buy.","Looking at how well the decades long Nestle boycott has been going, we should have no issues tackling this one as well" +Counterpoint: the fetus could be the next Hitler.,"CounterCounterPoint: the mother could be the next Hitler if she doesn't have to care for a child, and goes to college." +"Just looking at that manabase hurts my spirit of EDH. Mana Confluence, Tarnished Citadel, City of Brass, Urborgh... get ASAP. Manabase is the heart of deck(with the rest being the brain), and your deck has the heart of an overweight diabetic. In what universe would you want to play that Lair land? I think a big part of becoming a competent player, is bouncing ideas of someone you know can play, someone whos judgement you trust. You need to find IRL people to tell you not to run Lair lands since internet advice is only worth anything of you have the knowhow to filter out the bad advice. There is a lot of issues with the deck. I'll advice you proper when you return after doing your due research. Telling you what 40-50 cards to cut now would be kinda pointless.",Thank you for you very helpful consideration! +doot doot,thank +maybe...get new friends?,They must put their bulletproof vests on first. +Pick any 2 movies from the same actor. Those movies are now part of the same reality. What happened to the actor to get them from movie A to movie B?,Jackie chan in rush hour. +"Here's my take: 95% of the time, a bullshit study either means 1) the actual doctor is good and on to something that only sounds goofy because you're getting a bad story from the resident or the ward secretary is saving tune by putting in owies for all the pt histories, or 2) the person ordering the study is in fact a moron and radiology may be the patient's last best hope. Either way, mostly pointless or actively counterproductive to fight it. System is broken, yo. Like the driver of the short bus fell asleep at the wheel.",Yeah basically youd be signing yourself up for a losing battle with out truly knowing youll actually be in the right 100% of the time. +not turning my head,this +I'm trying to figure out what systemic racism you're speaking of that would ever apply to this scenario.,I guess we criminalized the leisure/recreational activities that certain races like to do more than others. +They should totally make a biopic about Mr. Rodgers. I'd watch the shit out of it.,I second the motion. +Carson Wentz named starter for Week 1 by HC Doug Pederson. So there it is.,Well after losing their number one QB it's hard not to see them going to their unproven number two QB +Maxta - A Cautionary Tale of Hyperconverged Storage Gone Wrong,"Wow, how embarrassing for them." +Pepe has made it into her throat folks.,"Wow guys, she looks so presidential up there!" +Bachelor in Paradise: S3E10 Episode Discussion Thread Finale night one! Lets end Labor Day the right way,i know this is really mean.. but lace really reminds me of rattata on pokemon :S +At least you're not mad.,"Not mad, just stating what everyone knows." +I really have the feeling I need to ask this question.,Excluding parents from their children's weddings. +Favorite wonder weapon? In all maps what's your favorite to use? Mines a tough call between the wave gun and the lightning staff. Lightning staff carried me to round 99 on origins and the wave gun carried me to 94. I just miss watching a whole train of zombies float up inflate and go ding and explode.,"Either ray gun mark 3 or the wonderwoffe... I feel so powerful with the mark 3 idk why, and the DG because that shit is bad ass in BO1" +Obama cancels meeting with new Philippine President Duterte,Hope and Change. +"Are you really trying to trying to start a flame war because I added an adjective for 'rifle'? I'm pro-gun and a gun owner, no, I did not add it to make it sound scarier, and no, just because people say semi-auto to describe a firearm they are not trying to add frightening buzz words. Seriously?",Fully semi auto assault rifle +What are your guys thoughts on Vertical Church band? They are under the parent church Harvest Bible Chapel which plants churches all across NA and listening to a few sermons indicates to me that their preaching is solid. How would you compare this band to Hillsong Worship for example?,Vertical Church Band has some solid songs. +"If you think today was bad, tomorrow will be worse. You're just going to have to deal with the pain, and use it as a lesson not to skip working out.",Or I could just never ever work legs again +That moment you realize you're blocked from viewing Vince Russo's tweets even though you've never once said anything to or about Vince Russo on Twitter.,You must follow Cornette or something. +Anyone else have ejection problems with their 1911?,That revolver better also be designed in 1911 or this joke is the worst joke in the history of comedy +Me and my friends started a competitive in separate lobbies at the same time and this happened.,"This is somewhat common, sometimes my friends and I use this to 10-man while keeping the competitive atmosphere." +"If Apple has a One More Thing on Wednesday, what would you want it to be?",A video showcasing the new iPhone +"I think I was there for that post too... Must feel like he got hit by the downvote bregade and that his post had more merrit than that, either way if its crap break it down, if its good lock it, why collect trash gear your never going to use... (ignores the 102 guns sitting in my vault)","Those 102 guns are all god-rolls, right?" +Nice! My only 100% is my blastoise. Got flash cannon though :(,"Flash Cannon is now regarded as the best defensive move though, so there's that." +NA splyce coms,machinegun doesn't understand english +"The Era of digital marketing has arrived, if you use the right tool according to your need, then you will make the maximum use of it.",Finally! +"I think that will be a thing sooner or later, I wonder what Bad Luck Brian is up to, or Scumbag Steve, or Good Guy Greg.","Scumbag Steve is a rapper, I think." +KOBE! Oh wait...,he knows his physics cant blame him for that +Seems to me that sex shouldn't matter in this sport,Because if they combined the divisions - there would be no women champions. +Man I shouldn't ever be making claims like this especially after losing my sister in law's only cayenne key at the beach last week. A key shouldn't be this difficult to replace holy shit.,dont worry cayennes's arent real porsches +YouTube Killed ALL My Channel's Revenue: JOURNALISM NOT ALLOWED,The video has been deleted. +Why would Cena post this?,He's a filthy smark. +"Is my employer allowed to garnish my wage because of the mistake of my co-worker? (California) My female co-worker recently treated a $10 bill as a $100 bill, marking the $10 bill with a counterfeit pen and giving back $90 in change. Her defense she's going to give is that the manager didn't follow all the proper drawer procedures. But that doesn't change the fact her drawer is $90 short because of her mistake. The problem employee is now telling me the store manager told her the *district* *manager* is telling her both the problem employee and *I* have to pay that sum out of pocket. Now obviously this shouldn't be my problem, nor was it my mistake, but to me it's a matter of principle and I don't want to have to pay. I'll pay at the most $30 to *keep* *my* *job*, but for that reason only. What is my employer legally allowed to do to me in a situation like this? State of California.","They can't make you pay but if you don't, expect to be fired." +"But you didn't help our homeless vets, you also just shared an image...",You don't know what I do in my free time. +What's the problem lmao? Shouldn't the attorney general be in trouble for accepting the bribe? Donald's just taking advantage of a situation. This is why we'll never lose with him as president.,TIL bribery is only a crime if you are the one being bribed. +Protip: If your Medic falls in combat you can pick up his kit and revive him I know its been a thing for a while but just reminding everyone. I've managed to save a handful of medics this way while I was another class,You can revive people in this game? +"S5. After the last update it's been noticeably slower. I've deleted apps apps and pictures but still not as great. I just paid it off too so I don't think I'll be getting a new one anytime soon. I'll just keep trying to figure it out. On a side note, have you ever had issues with your sd card unmounting on its own?",I've had that issue so often I gave up on SD cards :( corrupted randomly too +"The Supreme Court Is Now Teetering Between Being Liberal Or Conservative, Depending on the Outcome of the Election",well it's a good thing we have a rock solid candidate like HRC that just oozes integrity and honesty. +I don't know if the timing can work but Tom mulcair could be exactly the right kind of star candidate project Montreal needs.,"no he has a beard, remortaged his house and speaks English, also praised thatcher 30 years ago" +why?,you'll need it. +Could you explain?,"minions are already taking over the world,if minion are in TF2,then TF2 is dead" +This isn't a gif. Your eyes just can't see all 12 back dots at the same time.,"I'm pretty sure I can if I got a smaller image, I literally can't see the L key when I'm looking at the A key on my phone so this isn't surprising" +Bad press on Reddit will soon change that opinion.,"Right, because Reddit has done so well at ruining careers and bad products." +"This isn't to counter Cannon rush, I don't have a problem with cannon rush cheese. I want to know a build where I can get a NUke fast enough like a cannon rush fast.","step 1: get New Gettysberg as map step 2: load up cc and float to island step 3: taunt dirty protoss that his cannon rush will require robotics step 4: use the abundance of clock time to leisurely make nukes guaranteed 100% nukes before cannon rush everytime, and depending on how low bronze, you may get the sweet sweet win!" +And what if they change the repayment system?,They can't do that! +"Wow, I just realized that in this year's NBA finals, 5 of the last 6 3-point shooting contest winners were on the floor. 2011 James Jones 2012 Kevin Love 2013 Kyrie Irving (2014 Marco Belinelli) 2015 Steph Curry 2016 Klay Thompson","This upcoming Finals will also include (most likely) the back-to-back defending H-O-R-S-E champion, which I think we can all agree is WAY more impressive." +Yan Stastny attending Blues Camp on PTO,Paul had nothing to do with this! +I think we all can agree what weapon perk sucks the most Vacuum - Increase the pick-up radius of ammo drops for this weapon One and a half hours in CoE to get The Nightmare (rocket launcher) with vacuum. IRONY EVERYWHERE!!!!!!,Firefly +Thats pretty shit though. Should just give it to everyone. I read that there is this massive outtage aoni didn't even try to log on. Still couldn't play so...why shouldn't i get a booster?,because you didn't even try... =) f*cking entitled millennial +People have ALWAYS underestimated LMS. I think NA and EU are going to have a difficult time.,What a bold prediction +"A lot of Illinois students are from Chicago, so they have pro sports and Notre Dame clogging up their attention span.",I thought Northwestern was Chicago's Big Ten Team +Hillary Clinton Struggles to Fight Back Coughing Attack,I thought she was perfectly healthy and questioning it made you a conspiracy theorist like Alex Jones. +"Upgrade to 4790k? I currently have a 4670k and a 1080, there shouldn't be a bottleneck right? Well I started to notice any more intensive games like Witcher 3, Battlefield 4/1, and Fallout 4, that my GPU doesn't ever reach 100% it stays around 60%. I decided to look at my task manager and noticed the game that I am playing maxes out my CPU. This means a bottleneck if I am correct, I was wondering if this is something that has to do with the 4670k being to weak to handle the 1080 and I should just upgrade to the 4790k or is something else going on I don't see. Any help would be greatly appreciated. Thanks!",What resolution are you on? +I need a new cpu.,You might as well.. +"TIL There is a 20 story light spire on a building in downtown Stockholm, and anyone with a smartphone can change the colors on the lights that are shining in it. Its creators hope that the work can stand as a statement on the power of democracy and the power of the public.",no it's rigged just like brexit democracy is fake wake up sheeple +"Is there a way to bring down paper like The Sun? More people probably hate papers like The Sun than read them. It generally spreads lies and misinformation which fundamentally subverts democracy. As democracy is reliant on a well-informed population. So I was wondering can anyone imagine a feasible way to bring down papers like The Sun, or at the very least launch a viable counterattack. This should obviously be legal.","A ban on lying and purposefully misinforming would bring down the sun, and the mail and a few others." +They just updated the recent letter from devs. Proud Mode not coming until January.,Will we get free jewels for the mistake? +I think I know how to fix nades,I was on board till you killed the chicken. +Pro Rivalry League - Custom Stadium,ITS NOT REGULATION SIZE IT DOESNT BELONG IN COMPETITIVE +"- The girl may not know it's a crime. - The girl may be indoctrinated (likely through religion) to think that it's the right thing to do, regardless of the law. - The girl might be threatened or intimidated by her family against speaking out. - The girl may know it's a crime, but still love (or need) her parents and not want them to go to jail. - The girl may not know the crime is about to happen. Maybe all she knows is that she's going to go visit Uncle Jamal in Pakistan. For a few days. Her parents say it will be fun, and she's excited to get to see the world.",good points +No internet though.,You don't need porn if you have real girls. +"Drugs, theft of drugs from evidence lockers.",Sounds like he's the perfect candidate! +concept,"oldschool minecraft... sigh, those were the days..." +"I'm a PS4 owner, how has Fallout 4 been with mods on console? When Survival Mode came out I wanted to wait for mods to make my new playthrough fresh since this game isn't as replayable as New Vegas. How much life have they breath into your game?",Uhmm... we're just here for the gamerscore. +Birds in the Trap Sing McKnight Trailer,Never imagined A Trav song would take me back to the 90's +At least it has an honest title. I started hiking at 3am and accidently found this! Those humble brag titles are so full of shit.,But it was SO worth it! +"Do You Guys Enjoy the Fact That One Team is Dominating So Much? Since 2014, the Mercedes AMG Petronas Formula One Team has the following statistics going for them: 1. 45 wins out of 52 races. 2. Led 83% of the total laps. 3. 27 1-2 finishes. 4. 49 poles in 52 races. I am aware that this type of dominance has happened before. Ferrari was dominate in the early 2000s, but even in their most dominant season, 2002, they won 88.2% of the Grands Prix. Right now, Mercedes is on pace to win 95.2% of the Grands Prix this year, assuming they don't lose another one from now until the end of the season. That would be a new Formula One record. Are you guys fine with such dominance or would you want to see other teams have a chance of winning?","Yes, I find it fascinating to see Lewis get the psychological advantage on Nico" +Hillary,"Hitlary, you misspelled it" +Just goes to show Snyder was a good choice,"Yes, because a fun set makes a good movie" +New Chocobo barding but we can't have it. Once again it's China only.,"So, where's the EU/US only items or is that too racist?" +When Zarya should have just stayed at home,They nerfed Genji too hard +USMNT Starting XI,But why isn't Pulisic captain? +And so does his long time partner in crime. I just heard Stephen A on the way back saying that Chip Kelly downgraded Kaep to QB2 because of his race comments. Which is just insane on so many levels.,Yeah because Chip is racist remember? +Thin people are only thin because they literally cannot sit still.,...also some bonus stuff about how her grandkids' fatphobic middle school didn't provide large adult tees for her grandkids. +It wouldn't be MSU if we didn't almost piss away the game in the second half. Every fucking time! Also I think I'm going to get evicted for shouting at the tv plz halp,Just following the Detroit Lions way! +Obama Just Nominated A Muslim To Be A Federal Judge. That's A First.,First muslim president nominates first muslim judge. +Yea Bama looked pretty slow. I think we get revenge this year in the natty.,They couldn't even beat a FCS level opponent by 50. +"The sun sets, the night is dark, then darkest just before the dawn, and then the sun rises again.",I think I will sleep in... +"things that windows 10 mobile can do but iphone can NOT !? Hi, yesterday an iPhone user ask me, if there is a week view for calendar-app like i have on my windows 10 mobile. now i am interested to know if there are maybe more features on windows 10 mobile that iOS does not have or makes it worse!? many thanks",iOS doesn't have that cool resuming... graphics +$14.99 steam cards for csgo,"My friend once got a 50$ Smite card for his Birthday, he was scared for a minute until he found out that he could use it on anything." +Does Iberia get rid of the F3? I've been looking for that function for quite a while.,"Yes, basically it forces the Vanilla gamerule reducedDebugInfo." +6.8 on the richter scale.... so uh... This (hopefully) will never happen but say you buried a Tsar Bomba... That was 5Mt and a Tsar Bomba is 50Mt,So I guess it's 10 times as powerful an earthquake! +I giggled out loud at 1 whole carb. How does that make any sense at all?,"3 teaspoons in a tablespoon, 8 ounces in 1 cup, 16 ounces in 1 pound, 4 quarts in 1 gallon, 50 grams of carbs in 1 whole carb... Makes sense." +"Not die of poorness. Silly, right?","You can't die of poorness, that's a myth" +I Lied To My Gynecologist | Google Feud,Dan likes China? +"10/4 - AL Wild Card Thread: Jays @ Orioles - 7PM Time to scout our ALDS opponents. No bots will pick up the game, but root for the Orioles or feel dirty and root for the Jays if that's your thing. &nbsp; For the love of everyone's sanity, please do not go to either team's sub and troll. You will be banned here as well as their sub. &nbsp; Wild Card Pre-Discussion: Who is your pick? I prefer to play the Blue Jays. The Orioles' bats are pretty lethal.",Hope Adam Jones parks a ball in that section. +We'll see his tightly the TBMs are wound based on their reaction to something that is genuinely funny and utterly benign being posted on FB by an unabashed ex-Mo.,I love Jim Gaffigan +Trump would be proud,Why doesn't every country have walls? +He probably just took pictures of the three other TAs he shares an office with.,Wait those aren't all just pictures of the same guy? +My nephew 1 month old. My first experience as an uncle.,"Reddit isn't Facebook, go shitpost somewhere else." +What do you mean worked?,"Up until human nature came into the equation, of course" +His hilarious until you realize that he is in our senate. God help us all,"He's gonna be our future president, mind you!" +Rouge had only 1 aviable archetype for years (miracle) .... So i don't know what are you complaining about,"Yeah, Oil Rogue sucked dick!" +I'm still waiting for the strong weapons,Deadly Fork +Shirou sucks though compared to Kerry,"IKR, Kerry is such a complex mature badass anti-hero." +GroenLinks: groene koers mag ten koste van economi,"Jeej, als ik eindelijk specialist ben zit ik met een ton studieschuld en werk ik in loon dienst!" +Joey Barton was never as good as Pogba.,guy i replied said dream of any player ever and pogba wishes he was anywhere near Joey Barton's peak level of football +"Rares past level 7 are extremely hard to get. Ok, to put this into perspective, lets say I'm in A9 and I request 4 rares or 40 commons, it takes 200 rares to get lvl 8 rare, while it takes 2000 commons to get a level 12 common, it would take 50 requests either way to get the respective card level, I think rares need to be toned down on the rarity, because of this rediculous amount of time it takes to get lvl 8 rares (NOTE: request amount time t takes assumes that you recieve none of that card during the requesting, also lvl 12 commons cost 50k gold to level while lvl 8 rares cost 8k (correct me if I'm wrong) TL;DR Fix rares, too hard to level, especially for f2ps",Rares are rare.. I never realized this. +"As requested, a crappy gif of the new Moon Global Emote",The originality is real +"The level of ignorance with the fire personnel is staggering. DC power is not like AC mains current. It needs a clear path somewhere. Basically a piece of metal could be connected to DC at one end, and if you picked up the other end, nothing would happen.","Yes, there's no danger to them, that's why Tesla definitely did not post a guide for emergency responders on their website telling them how to safely work with a damaged Tesla" +"Is it truly copyright issue, though? It doesn't actually plagiarize on Zenyatta's design. The dot-pattern thing is not unique to him (it's a buddhist monk thing), and the necklace is significantly different. I mean, the similarities are absolutely glaring to such a degree that I groaned, and I wouldn't be surprised if it would be declined on that basis, but a helmet like this should not cause any kind of copyright infringement at all.",Cultural Appropriation! +"I have a really good CPU and MB, but they're both dead. What should I do with them? I have a Z77X-UP4 TH motherboard and a 3770k that I got as soon as they came out. They both got fried because I messed something up with the wiring. For reasons, I am only just now back in the US. (warranty is expired) Is there anything I can do with them?",Sell them on eBay full price +I did a thing,"What is that filter, why is it so dark?" +The tides go in the tides go out You can't explain that,I think you dropped the +"Anyone else notice the AMA last night had almost 9000 upvotes and now only has around 3000 and declining slowly? It was double the ITT Tech closing story, now that story is back on top and the AMA buried.",Well obviously someone needed to correct the record. +"I can find 177,910 people that know 3 QB's is an AWFUL idea Gus","Well I can find 177,915" +Frazzled by home prices in Vancouver and Toronto? Remote cities want you,"If we keep this trend, we're gonna soon live in Whitehorse and work in Toronto." +3 for middle school 4 for high school and 4 for college.,ohhhhh ok gotcha +"Office Lunchbox: Breakfast, Lunch, Snacks~ 640cal",This looks so pretty :) +"Yeah, I smoke everyday. But even still if someone pulls out the green, my eyes lights up as much as I do. If you like weed, you like weed. I've lived with my boyfriend 4 years, but I still get excited to see him. Just because I've regulated something, doesn't mean it doesn't get me happy haha. It might've even been just the excitement/giddyness of toking up with mom, on the way to pick up a teeny tiny (temporary) pig, combined with the fact that it was a super secret mission. I can totally see it being just weed.","No, you're obviously dating meth!" +"NFL releases 2016 Team Twitter Hashtags, Seahawks receive #WeAre12",Is this supposed to be a joke about their fanbase's age? +UBER accused of charging double to take terrified New Yorkers home...,It's called supply and demand +"The whole point of strip clubs is that there are an inherently sexual activity. You don't go there to do life drawing, and the women there aren't ballroom dancing in the nip. How can you think strip clubs *arent* sexual is beyond me.","Oh, I thought it was for the chicken fingers and beer..." +"honestly, this is a cool shot, but stranger photos still weird me out a bit.","It's called street photography, and it's okay because it's art." +America produces the best cringe in the whole damn world.,Let me introduce you to our friend Japan... +Had to re-upload this due to not covering the profile picture. Guy and his sister threatened my friends and I and he comes back to me with this months later. Story in comments.,"hey, at least he didn't double down on the nice-guy act" +Skrillex - Hungry Ham (Kayzo Remix),"dope, thank you!" +Am I the only one who thinks that place is ugly. It just looks so ostentatious and tacky and uncomfortable.,I especially enjoy the miracle of Melly's wind blow dress. +Rainbow Road,No mans sky rainbow edition +"Trump's plan to defeat ISIS is to demand that the military come up with a plan to defeat ISIS. I'm not kidding, that's actually his plan.",I can't believe no one thought of that before now! +So what does the PCMR think of my new build?,Pfft <1tb RAM peasant +Taking drugs to enjoy the internet is never a solution.,But it sure does help +This will kill a lot of women.,How? +"My mom bought an iPhone specifically so she could Facetime her sisters. I've been telling them to use skype for years, but they just didn't understand how it worked.",Skype fucking sucks in comparison to facetime +Had to use my Assault Pack for a while until my brother replaced my old Jansport backpack he destroyed. Thankfully my douchiness was overshadowed by the NG MP chick with the sleeve tattoo that included the MP crossed pistols going on and on about the Army every class.,You can always count on the MPs to out douche. +"who said i was trying to be funny? i don't have a reason to give a shit at all about them. don't even put me in the same group as those parasites. and if they don't like what i say, then too fuckin' bad.",Resident Evil fans are cancerous and it shows by the replies you are getting +Are... are you saying the public should be white and the criminals black?,Isn't it already +Dear god they NEED to have Torchwood toned down from what's shown before he's released.,TRUE +"Evan might need a little therapy after he reads Reddit. I don't recall *anyone* talking about how great Evan is at sex (Wut??), but his whiny crybaby tirades and obsession about Chad (on JoJo's season) didn't make him especially popular with the Reddit community.",I'm glad you clarified where Chad is from... ;-) +"the deal was on a bigger scale than simple bribery. They didn't buy off the enforcement agencies exclusively, by setting up a system where prosecutions were exchanged for cash fines paid directly to the government, they made themselves immune to law. And when the decisions on whether to prosecute started to be made by the heads of agencies and the political class exclusively, the whole thing looks more and more like a farce.","OK, so I simplified it a bit" +"Discouraged, not banned. We've had mods from nocontext in before stating explicitly there is not and never has been a ban. CK and dwarf fortress are just considered low hanging fruit.",We're so low we're not even on the tree anymore +"Dear Reddit, how many of you begin to type responses to a thread, only to delete everything you said and move on? Why?",Can't be bothered justifying myself *again* and providing examples *again* to the inevitable fight that follows. +"Damn, those parts with the white dude saying nigga around him. Hitting close to home on that shit",Earnest isn't *really* black though... +Broncos sign Emmanuel Sanders to a 3 year extension,Watch him back out and sign with another team. +"What, Germany will suddenly become a completely different country because there are suddenly 1,5% more people of a different ethnicity? I believe that is just bullshit.","Yea, it is totally gonna end there" +Empty can would have been more handy.,Running to the Porto and leaving your car unattended during a pulse. +Yes l would! Not sure McLaren want me though. But in all seriousness. Button's been racing F1 cars for the past 17 years and he really wants a break. Which I can understand as it's a very demanding life.,"Mmm yes, 17 years do sound a lot to be doing the same thing... Just because that thing is F1 shouldn't be so different from other jobs." +"no, not almost everyone. At all. Just a few handful of people that have (sadly) been fooled, and a ton of shills paid for by such shady projects. Reality is, almost everyone here on this and other respectable bitcoin forums, know what's really up. Lightningcoin has zero benefit to bitcoin. It is an aggressive hack that hijacks another project's already established infrastructure. If, by some insane turn of events, everyone started using this crap, we'd be in much worse shape. It solves nothing.","It's not even an altcoin, which makes it hard to take you serious." +"Facts are facts, buddy. And there was an additional $250 million needed for reshoots.",I heard that the reshoots cost $1 Billion +Let the man dream,Green death machine then +Erm... It's commonly referred to as the 1948 Arab-Israeli war.,"Well then, as long as it's commonly referred to that way then all Arabs are responsible." +Haha WTF?,Those are some really good mid-range priced headphone... +"Undefeated, 0.00ERA",Looks like we get to end 2 things tonight! +20 mins,How long now +"Ratatouille is pretty underrated, unfortunately.","Not Pixar, must be shit." +What's your process of training a new hiree?,Show them how to drain the hot water from the coffee machine. +The BF cheat advertiser on Ushi's Channel,"that's really Ushi's responsibility, replying with nobody wants your stupid cheats isn't going to help anybody, i'm sure he recognizes them and will take care of it" +Who's Dick?,He's on second. +Probably just an effect for something on the map,Nah it's definitely a visual glitch +ETS & child support I am due to ETS the end of October. I am court ordered in TX to pay child support. I'm assuming once my last check comes it will just stop since I will no longer be getting paid. I will be in the Reserves though. So will child support continue to be taken from monthly Reserve pay once I'm inprocessed? If anyone has suggestions/experience Id appreciate some insight.,"Yeah bro, once you become jobless you no longer have to pay child support ever again." +I drive commercial delivery around central Maine. Have never seen a Hillary sign......have seen 5 or 6 Trump ones.,Trump bumper stickers all around central maine +#DON'T SHUSH ME! ^^^^^^^tks,Did you just Shh label me? +"Very slow sens, and excellent positioning.",and hacks +"Imagine this in the FNaF movie You take a seat in the theater and wait for the movie to start. The screen goes black before showing the rubble and ash of Fazbears Fright burning. It zooms in on a piles of ash. Suddenly the scorched hand of springtrap reaches out of the fire and ash. Eminem- without me begins to play as he slowly climbs out of the fire. It cuts to a burnt springtrap walking down the side of a road before noticing a car broken down with a man trying to fix it underneath. Springtrap walks toward him and picks the man up by the neck, choking him. It shows the man falling to the ground dead before springtrap walking out of view. It then cuts to text saying 50 years ago.",na uptown girl by billy joel would be much more fitting +REMINDER: Chicago Rally with Jill Stein Thursday September 8th @ 7:00PM!,bail permitting +Channel 4 just played this ad in a break during the Paralympics,Love her voice though +"I am 100% waiting for 7s, imho the s versions were allways better, since the 7 isnt revolutionary as I was hoping it would be. Hopefully the will deliver extra performance with 7s",4Gb of RAM! +"When DND is on, hide all notifications from the lockscreen (but they are still visible in the notification center)",*roll for initiative* +TIL Canada has SIX different time zones,"Woah, fancy, the biggest country in North America is actually big?" +"Possibly related, but I can't access my inventory, and anything that drops doesn't show up (just shows the spinning icon indefinitely).",Might just be a client to server issue and you have actually gotten these but psyonix are Having some issues today +I think this ad is trying to tell me something..,But opening cases isn't gambling +"Man this is nothing, once the Scorpio comes out depending on what kind of support and features they show off this sub will go ballistic. Right now I think a lot of people here are acting childish but god, I am not looking forward to this sub on that full reveal.",During that time we'll have to have a candle light prayer every night for the mods. +Kind of a bad way to title the article. Best Xbox around? So the other Xbox One S 2TB isn't as good at this one? I think if anything they're focusing more on the design. I can't see how it can be better than the others.,It's red so it goes faster. +"I actually own a 2016 MacBook (12 inch) and I don't regret it one bit. The portability on this machine is insane, I take it everywhere. I did however wanted to upgrade for a MacBook Pro (with a touchbar). But that $1799 price tag wasn't worth it. I'll wait another 6-12 months until the prices drop I guess",I don't disagree that it's a nice computer but the 2015 rMBP is the same price and really it's quite portable. +I got banned as well for disproving a problem spotted in heliocentric theory.,"because you are just a stupid glober who is trying to cover up for nasa, you shill." +"well damn, i have nothing against mods, i just tend to install way too many.",You are probably the only one with this problem +"All the jobs are in Sydney. Say what you will about Baird, but he is a firm believer in counter-cyclical stimulus economics via infrastructure spending. Roads, train lines, hospitals, schools, residential contrusction, Casinos (lel). But seriously, NSW is spending a record 73 BILLION on infrastructure over the next four years, crazy.",so thats where wa gts share has gone +"Yea I've been stuck there recently too. Been seeing a lot of level 11 commons, level 5 epics, level 2 legendaries, and level 8 rares. It's a freakin joke and it's impossible to upgrade my cards anymore because of this game's insistence of giving you the cards that you don't use in chests to balance everything out.",They want you to use diverse decks +I'm sure third party companies will release a lighting to two minijack splitter for just that eventuality. I wouldn't worry.,"Oh thank god, it's awesome having to rely on third party accessory makers to give us back functionality that we've had since the invention of the smartphone." +Care to elaborate?,Not white enough +Implying 1998 PCs were powerful enough to run something like Minecraft.,Maybe in Daggerfall graphics +Is it?? Inescapable eh??,I had thought so but your incredible counter arguments have convinced me otherwise. +Jesus dude.,"Sooo, just to clarify, you're sayin' that Obama is the son of Jesus, right?" +i dont get why pple bath them though,I don't get why pple take baths or showers +A Repository of Enigmas,Number 25 dozens of lines.. [It's music sheets.] +The armed suspect is not the client of the prosecutor.,Out with your logic! +"Fucking Kevin, man.",Dammit kevin. +No offense but this seems like a very low effort exclusive special edition.,All about that shorter inseam +$3M US in jewelry stolen from Drake's tour bus,How much is that in Canadian dollars? +"Never going below 6 cpr again, but it's available now.","So clearly I need to stock up now and hoard it for when the prices go up, right?" +This one lady tried to pass through customs with 3 grenades in her purse. No kidding! They closed it down for like 5 hours and I was stuck in traffic there.,I'm pretty sure they are completely harmless as long as the pins are in. +He plays for team USA...he is Australian the same way Steve Nash is South African,Still the greatest Australian ever... C'mon guys did I really need to add the +"Reddit, what languages do you know?",Does Japanese count if I'm a weeaboo? +Devs should really be forced to sit down and play today's Sortie 2.,"Pugged this with my friend, we were using Ash x2, it was a breeze." +I don't know why this sub is hellbent on Becky being the first Smackdown champ. I personally think it would be best for Nicki to win it and have Becky take it at a bigger event down the line with an actual build up to the moment.,I would say its because the other two girls she came in with have already won it. +Found the 12 year old.,solid argument for how that wouldn't be really really funny. +Stein is not awful. She is a victim of propaganda imo. Her ideas on vaccines do not make the person. Its such a minor and misrepresented issue in the grand scheme of things but people seem to just want to find reasons to hate her. Shes a brilliant well rounded invidividual imo.,Do you think she is the only victim of propaganda? +"Iron dome fires at the rockets before they hit, so the jooze are always shooting at Palestinian property before the attack (first strike) commences. God you really are a dense lot aren't you?",Lol you forgot the +"community desides? so I guess **Purify** will be banned, then?",It's a bit redundant to ban cards that no one plays +"I am 99% vegan and I am okay with that So becoming vegan has been an interesting experience of my consciousness. I knew from the start I would make mistakes and buy things that had trace amounts of animal products. The first were black bean burgers they had eggs in them. I ate them because I believed wasting them would do more harm than good. I did find a new brand to buy that does not contain eggs. The next thing was Pizza crust I bought that contained honey solids in it. It was under the less than 2% part and ate that too. Then this morning I began eating cheerios because they are fortified with B12 and this food also contains some ingredients sourced from animals. I will continue to buy cheerios because it is a healthy breakfast that is mostly vegan. Am I wrong to still consider myself vegan for knowingly buying food with trace amount of animal byproducts? Is it not the goal to reduce most suffering that you practically can? I would be suffering if I adhere to the extreme 100% vegan lifestyle and I for one chose to take 1% off and live happily. Afterall, I am doing 99% more than 98% of the population and I should feel proud of the 99% and not guilt about the last 1%. TL;TD: I will choose to accept that I am 99% vegan because that last 1% is a lot of stress and returns the least results",I myself have been putting off going vegan for years now due to my love of cheerios. +I made a video for my main; I call it Ode to Montagne,you lost 1 round in your montage 0/10 +"With the iPhone 7 officially having no headphone jack, I am reminded of this old Foxtrot comic",floppy what? +Your mom,Real mature +Battlefield 1 funny moments,This isn't a place to spam your videos. +2PM on PST? That's like 10PM UK time.,Well that's what you get for not living in the greatest country of all time. +Play every removal card to survive to turn 10 consistently and yolo Yogg if things go to shit 100% skill m8,"Ok then, I guess someone who just started playing yesterday can get first in tournaments with this deck" +The entire Seattle Seahawks team will protest the national anthem at opening game,*Oppression instantly ceases* +"I also can't imagine what whole story would somehow make it acceptable to tell someone that he hopes she gets AIDS and dies. I mean, what other assumptions am I supposed to draw from that?","But he is our friend, he must have been drunk or something, and she was online so her obligation was to answer his messages cause that's what friends do." +What makes people feel superior to those around them?,The fact that everybody else are dumbasses +When your friends predict you'll get the pet before you even open the crate.. also 153 KC LOL,They call this your 'sixth sense' +Ranieri: Liverpool are my favorite to win the Premier League,Would be more impressive than Leicester winning the PL +Why would you need to poll this...,BS THIS IS PASSING I HATE THE RUNESCAPE COMMUNITY I CAN 1 TICK OPEN IT SO EZ BUT U LAZY KIDS NEED TO GET A DOOR POWERCREEP WHATS NEXT U WILL WANT TO BE ABLE TO LEFT CLICK DROP YOUR ITEMS? +And market share. Sony has no cell phone market share in the US.,"Lenovo owns Motorola, not Sony" +The RA's comparing a Gorilla to A-A Students is more derogatory than the drawings.,"Hey, they know that all the monkeys might be lumped together and they're really trying to be progressive." +"10 man stand Pick 2: Spencer Ware, Carlos Hyde or Eric Decker.",Ware and Decker +"Our numbers are a bit bloated. We've been infected by white nationalist supremacists (muh western civilization! muh freeze peach!) who are deathly afraid of having their privileges questioned. So they come here to validate their hate, bigotry and xenophobia against Muslims by co-opting the struggles ordinary former believing Muslims face and to attack the so called 'regressive left'.",Anyone not a communist is a nazi +Place to score some weed?,"I don't have any weed, but I've got tons of meth and hookers I could sell you." +That's what pretty much every UK road looks like.,WELL THEN MAYBE CYCLISTS SHOULD FIND ANOTHER COUNTRY! +"Someone needs to make a mod called Logical dota where all these things happen. Tangos kill Treant, Broodmother suffers Post-Natal Depression, weakening her abilities every time one of her babies dies, Skywrath and Venge aren't allowed to attack or use abilities on each other.",That would add fix the lack of depth in this game! +"IMO, Lao Shan was heaps more generic and uninspired compared to Fatalis.",Lol no ur so wrong scrub +"Ahh, ok. I missed that the first time I watched it. Thanks for letting me know.","How dare you not notice an entire line of dialog, you monster (And because apparently it's necessary...)" +I only pay recruits from good teams.,Then how did Ole Miss get so good +or you could just get a grip and enjoy a game that children also enjoy?,no +30-Sep,Proof? +This poster has the entire Hobbit novel written on it,Definitely 3 movies worth of material! +"If I don't know a red light means stop and run a red I still get a ticket so I don't get it, ignorance of the law does not protect you from it. It doesn't matter if she received proper training or not, at least for her. She broke the law if she realized it or not. The only thing that finding out if she had training does is show us that someone somewhere in government fucked up in not training people properly.",So you're saying she was trained improperly? +"This is one of those castings where as soon as I read it, I thought hell yeah!",You didn't like Jesse Eisenberg? +"It renders a few games in native 4k, like LoUR, and Tomb Raider. Devs even have the option to run at 60fps for those who want to run at 1080p.",Impressive that they can run 2013 games at 4k. +So taking steps to have a mindset like successful people is a bad thing?,No but only taking that one particular step is completely useless +Secondary looking much worse than we thought :/,Yeah Bradbury's rookie card is showing hard +I don't see Russell Wilson being the type of guy to sit during the national anthem.,"According to reports he's being called not black enough by racists, so perhaps he'll do it to get some street cred." +Mattress company airs offensive 9/11 commercial,omg i'm so offended +Raaga deserves an omni evolution He was the master of two of the strongest mother fers to step foot in Colorado. What do ya'll think? Typo Celgrad*,Old Man needs more light OEs for his sparklight army to grow +Are Ziz/Ardas Quail?,Totally +My first impression of Gabriela.,Where is her summon sign +"I got melted by it today about 3 times, not sure if it was just that good since my Red Spectre couldn't compete",The roll the vendor offers makes it a top tier PVP weapon +"Please bring back cross team chat This may sound weird, but I really miss the GG at the end of rounds. I've rarelly ever seen ghosting other than when the last tank is afk. The game feels empty now :/",The special snowflakes need a safe place where they can be free of micro aggressions or the possibility that they may hear a trigger word. +Just that they don't have arrangements with every coop out there yet. Hopefully in time they will. He tried to say I should just be able to change my provider and then I would be eligible. But I can't.,Thanks. +"jesus.. i do kids swear like this often these days? It was like, a mortal sin to swear in my house hold until I got much older.",If you're raised by a mom who drinks from dicks in front of you then yeah you've probably heard her swear more than a few times as well. +We could could limit our nuclear arsenal to a level where it could only wipe out all life on earth 9 times over instead of 10.,That would go against everything we stand for. +"Paragon is fun, but spending 50 minutes a match gets old. Agreed.",Then git gud and make team ff@20. simple +"got them at the adidas store in toronto, they were released in canada to represent the olympics (comes with gold-tipped laces). i've been there a few times after they came out and never found them so they must have restocked a yesterday.",Which store tho +"As someone who has actually spent thousands of hours instructing people how to use things, I can tell you that most people cannot follow step-by-step copy-paste instructions on getting an OpenVPN server up. And even many people who would be willing to do so will have problems with that because: 1. They lack the background knowledge to do some of the steps, like put your IP address here. Without that background knowledge, that's a nonsensical step. 2. If they make even a tiny error, they can't recover from it, because they can't understand what went wrong. They may not even realize they made an error. When this happens, they conclude the guide doesn't work and abandon it. Maybe it's because they are afraid to do it, but that doesn't change the fact that _they don't have the chops_. The reason why doesn't really matter, and simply declaring that it's easy doesn't change that. Yes, a person who is sufficiently motivated can learn to do this. Then they would have the chops. But most people don't have the chops, and don't care enough to acquire them (and the predecessor skills), which means that Netflix doesn't care about roll-your-own VPN because it will remain a tiny, _tiny_ minority of users. And it also means that just setup your own VPN server is pointless advice for 99% of people who have this problem.",General population people suck :< +I don't even have a dog I was just curious,For a friend? +I wonder how he (OP) feels right now re-reading his post.,At least i'm not a bandwagon cavs fan and i was true to my my feelings +Surefour says hi.,I thought he was a hacker? +What is something that science can't explain yet?,Women. +And now only your grandma and trailer trash use it.,"Ah, yes - grandmas and trailer trash, the two most notoriously progressive groups in society." +Are you as high as I am? Who's Iam?,IAM is Amazon's Identity and Access Management service. +"I know, I'll switch lanes last minute to get in front of you and slow down in that lane. Plus I'll sync my speed with the cars in lanes next to me so there is a wall of slow drivers!",My hero! +"Personally, I think a DUI is more than a legitimate reason to deny someone entry.",Yea dui at 21 means when someone is 40 they should be denied entry +"Theyre an oxymoron. Like having astrology laboratories. Or holistic A&E's. *Nurse! I need 10ccs of papaya extract and an IV line of positive thoughts, STAT*",Are you... are you for real? +"UN says Israel, not Iran, North Korea or Syria worst violator of human rights | Fox News",Maybe *more* monetary contributions from the US will make them change their tune. +And an elf with the ability to shoot fireballs.,Can I get a flavor judge on this? +Here its around 20 degrees,20 degrees celsius indoors or outdoors? +"And Jill, but we don't talk about him.",Did you just assume its gender? +Shit TSM Says - Episode 1,When does the next episode come out? +"hey now, when i first started and was awful i'd try my ass off and usually score below that :(",You dirty fuckin casuals don't DESERVE crates +Why do you get high?,Because fuck it what's better to do. +What is your best argument for or against the existence of a god?,My girlfriend got pregnant while we were both virgins. +"Jose is good people. IGN gets a bad rep sometimes on reddit, but the NVC guys are great.",you can't spell ignorant without IGN hehehehehahahherhahahrhherp +"I think she's said at one point that she's a long time fan of Dr Who, unless I'm thinking of someone else from the Potter Movies, so it's possible that if she was asked, she'd do it for a BBC salary. Not likely, but we can dream.",they should get rupert grint! +North Korea bans sarcasm,Oh PLEASE! +Diggs out for Harambe And Clinton-Dix out for Harambe Thank you in advance!,Proper name is Daks out for Harambe. +TIL that the words 'under God' were added to the Pledge of Allegiance in 1954 in response to the Communist threat of the times.,I think this is also about the time it was added to money as well. +"They'll surely be blindsided by all the knee and lower back problems they start having at 30, then.","But their weight won't have anything to do with those, dontchaknow." +Former Metro Toronto police chief Bill McCormack dead at 83 | Toronto Star,And to think of the proud policing legacy he left behind in his boys. +Star Trek Online 50th Anniversary Giveaway,We should revolt next week too for the 50th aniversary of the 2nd TOS episode airing and see if we can get more free stuff. +"I cant wait, nascar will be the best game ever",i forgot the +"Some good advice here for you, but the simple answer in one word is: AUGUST.",Yay it's September! +i'm deaf. Translate?,how are you typing if your deaf +"is this going to be your argument, here? this is the argument you're going to choose to die on, here?","No argument at all, just correcting your comment about what is or is not natural." +Not sure if I can afford that...,"You delinquent, if you can't afford to make that payment you shouldn't have a cell phone." +"History of Meta Can anyone compile a history of how the meta has evolved over time? I remember being present when stun lock was #1 thing, then maybe i would give KT his own meta because he was such a defining hero, now maybe we are in a dive comp meta. Anyone have any more contributions/dates?",There was the promote meta a while ago.... fun times those were +"Fuck you I laughed my ass off, this is some of the best reddit content 2016",You forgot this: +$100 Steam Gift Card Giveaway,Count me in! +"My Trials number four score and nineteen, My Tribulations one hundred less one, But fortunate am I among men, For a shrewish and unfaithful woman is not one.",You can tell it's rap because it still rhymes one with one +Which champion has the most entertaining gameplay? i got a lot of IP (20) and i want to buy a champion that's just fun to play with friends. My first thought is Sion but what do you think?,jayce or gangplank +Ken Burns working on Mayo Clinic documentary,I hope he writes about how much of a corporate monstrosity this non-profit is. +Your permanent record is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster and North Dakota,Thanks Sheen +I'm not calling anybody an idiot. I'm just saying that they resemble idiots.,I knew I forgot the +Mystery Girl's name starts with an S. You know what else starts with an S ? SNEEPLE. We've made first contact.,IT'S SOMBRA THE PHONE NUMBER IS THE NEXT PART OF THE ARG +"That makes me feel better about leaning towards adopting someday. I have pretty crappy genes that I am not particularly interested in passing on, and kids need homes. Seems like the right thing to do for me!",Did those genes dictate your taste in hardcore? +"Bro, that's exactly what the fuck it is. If the requirement is only to have white people in the gif then it turns it into a completely different thing. Half the gif subreddits out there would already technically be r/whitepeoplegifs","Shit sorry, I dropped this:" +"This makes no sense to me, surely these businesses should have to fund their own stadiums","If only they had something that they could sell to make the money back... I'm sure they could sell some big ticket items that could help fund this, instead of having to waste tax dollars." +It's not hard: *Have 10 million dollars in bank account* *Take out $25 of 10 million* *Give cab driver $25* *Don't be arrested* Really easy stuff,But then no one could see that you drive a sick ride +"That's me, a huge detriment to my team FTFY",No one has time for the adjectives! +"PSA: Don't ever give perspective callouts. You have a compass. Use it So many times people will naturally give you callouts using words such as upstairs, downstairs, left corner, right corner. That's a huge issue. I can turn 90 degrees in less than a second, so what used to be my right side, is now on my left, and that makes the callout completely useless. Another thing when talking about where roamers and objectives are, don't say upstairs or downstairs. If I'm on top floor of hereford, obj is on 2nd floor. My friend in basement will say that objective is upstairs. To me, that means 3rd floor. Of course a halfway decent player will logically think well my teammate is in basement, so I shouldn't automatically assume that it's upstairs from my perspective, but rather his, which helps a bit, but there's still 3 levels it could be on. To him, that could be 1st, 2nd, or 3rd. It all depends on where the team is. Its all about their perspective. Every person has a compass. It shows cardinal directions and which floor *and* which room you're in. Use that. No matter where you are, 3rd floor is always 3rd floor, basement is always basement, etc. North is always north, west is always west, no matter which direction you're facing. Using the most efficient callouts can save a lot of time and gives you a better chance of winning in general. Please take this advice and apply it to your callouts","because saying he is coming north east is better than saying, he is coming from the bakery" +Dude it's fucking obvious as fuck!!1!!!!!! How do you think he knew how to get the sewer trophy on gorod!11!,You forgot your +The horns are actual horns.,Analog? +Survey says: U of A students sleep deprived,Didn't see that coming. +The NEW GeForce experience! Anyway how do I fix this.,You NoVidiots never learn... +Cause archwing is fun.,Archwing is best game mode the game could be archwing alone! +"Bartlesville, OK - Sepia Wonder Woman was just stocked which is astonishing to me! Yay!",Omg Barbie rock candies :O +How Phantom Cameras are made - The Slow Mo Guys,Gavin's a shill! +"I eat close to a diabetic diet to support my gf with diabetes. But, when she leaves town for a week...",nice try corporate +The Sudden Rise Of Fertility Campaigns,polish a turd... it's still a turd. diff --git a/chunk62.csv b/chunk62.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..58349dd342931256def63fb49f077df547fe01d5 --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk62.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1667 @@ +Input,Output +"My car won't slow down. Hey I went on a 7 hour drive today and the car was fine. Stopped to hike a mountain. After, when I was leaving I noticed my car wasn't slowing down going up hill. Let's say I hit my gas and accelerate to 60 it will maintain 60 even if I let off the gas. Now if I hit my brakes to slow down to 30 it will maintain 30. I noticed if I go downhill it will accelerate like a normal car and then maintain the speed after the hill. The actual cruise control will not work. Everything thing else on the control works like turn singles and what not. It's a automatic 2000 trans am only 45k miles. The car is not acting up in anyway and runs and drives fine except for it maintaining speed. Sorry I know this worded bad but any suggestions would be great.",Have you tried turning it off and back on? +BW or Wind Archer? Title says it all,WA and im not biased at all +"These idiots really believe if you make something free, everyone can have it, don't they? Do they really think food/clothes/drugs just exist? What do they think farmers, factory workers, and chemists do?","Rip off innocent people, shitlord." +Many many Americans confuse socialism with communism. Socialism still has free markets and competition and income inequality.,It sure can be if u don't know anything about socialism and what it actually is then yes is does have free markets and explotation and even capitalist too +"It also feels like minimum agility builds, specifically Titan, were nerfed. They feel a lot more sluggish after the patch. Not sure if it's just me, though.",But Titans have the most armor man so it's fair ! +"If you were locked in a room with 10 people, one of which is a mindreader, what crazy thought would you think in order to identify the mindreader?",I'm gonna fuck you square in the ass. +ALSO HERE,NOW WE'RE STANDING ALONE IN A CROWDED SUBREDDIT THAT HAAAAATES US +"In fairness, we called the squad and he's still alive","If you want to kill him , do it an a violent way." +We don't appreciate that kind of filthy attitude around these parts.,Forreal if you dont want the nx reveal tomorrow than you deserve to be killed +"According to this article the GOP is relying on the widely debunked undercover videos that supposedly show PP staff engaging in the sale of body parts from fetuses. That would be pretty crazy if it were true, but it isn't so... Any factual claims out there?","Well, they are the Walmart of Frozen Fetal Tissue." +"On paper Upton looks good, his potential is great, unfortunately he's garbage.",Yeah cause he's totally done NOTHING for us since arriving +Nobody's forced to go. It isn't controlling anything.,"Ignorance is knowledge, and choice is control." +Final stage of war games Kavkaz-2016,"If thats training - can you imagine what the 30,000 Russian troops in Ukraine are doing?" +How do you know someone used weed? That's easy: they always feel the need to mention it.,"Yes, because this never happens with alcohol..." +It was a hoax.,Nope +"1. I'm listening to Serial 2. I'm currently an engineering student and, thanks God, that's my dream job 3. Why choose when you can enjoy both! 4. A song of ice and fire 5. I'm lazy af and I gotta work","I though serial was for breakfast, not for listening to!" +"And even when these helmet to helmet hits are not entirely intentional, the players get vilified because of it. It's like people can't even accept the possibility that Marshall's hit was a lapse in judgment or a miscalculation. No, it was a 100% intentional, a dirty play, he was headhunting, or taking a cheap shot. No benefit of the doubt whatsoever. Pretty ridiculous. Players make errors. Marshall has absolutely no history of dirty plays and no history of negative attitude whatsoever, but now he's labeled as a dirty player because of one play.","Yeah but he knelt during the anthem, so..." +"The Indians when leading after 7 innings this year are 66 and 3 after tonight. I mean, all the Shaw haters have to just sit down and be quiet right? And with the Miller should be closer gang? Our bullpen when given a lead has been immaculate, let's give them the credit they deserve. Superb effort by our bullpen again tonight. Ps. I love Otero and want him to have my babies.","Yeah, but there were those couple times when Shaw and/or Allen gave up some runs so they're garbage" +"Had my first antiVax mother on third year peds rotation... how do you approach this situation? Mostly the title speaks for itself. Had a woman deliver a baby, her first child has aspergers. She denied vitamin K injection and hepB. I was mostly listening in while the doctor talked to her but I found myself getting so upset listening to her argue with the doctor! She talks about how her husband has done all this research, and why don't Amish people get aspergers, and all vaccines and shots have mercury in them. We tried telling her about the importance of herd immunity to immunosuppressed kids and she said she didn't care. What I wanted to tell her is to research what the diseases we vaccinate against look like, just a quick Google search, but my attending said that's basically fear mongering and doesn't help. I said fear is a useful signal and maybe understanding that the risks of NOT getting vaccinated greatly outweigh the risks of getting the vaccine (while i know vaccines in NO way cause autism, for the purposes of the explanation, i would venture to include autism as a risk because as far as worst case scenrarios go, i think permanently disfigured or dead child is way worse than autistic). Have you guys seen this before? What did you do? How do you think it's best handled?",Eventually got sick of it and convinced the practice owner to discharge all patients whose parents refused to vaccinate them (peds). +"Of course, which makes it all the worse that they think two wrongs make a right.",nanny nanny fucking boo boo... +2016: The Year of the Pussy,when will Mr Twat release his tax return... Lol +Really wish I could but my wife and I have a newborn and it wouldn't be fair to her for me to go out while she can't.,"Invite the guy, or girl over." +"U.S. slams Netanyahu's 'ethnic cleansing' video, calling it 'inappropriate and unhelpful'",196 countries in the world along with the a significant chunk of Israeli Jews who oppose settlements are all anti-Semites! +Will you get drug tested if you move from cashier to csm? Asking for a friend,Tell your friend yes. +3/10. Low effort but at least you didn't accuse me of wearing a fedora.,It was implied. +Warrior class hall makes you feel pretty inspired..,"Already posted, next." +"Champion mix up! combine one champs model, one champs weapon/abilities and one champs voice lines. Whats the weirdest hybrid champion you can come up with?",Urgot with Zed abilities and Janna voice pack. +1000 yard stare no longer one hits Knights and light eaters during oryx in Kings fall raid The snipe nerf should not be allowed to affect PVE like this.,"Usually took me 2 shots with the 1000 yard stare anyway I always 'miss' the first shot Obviously it's a warning shot, *god*" +"As someone who has beaver in their gamertag, how dare you. Also, i bet half the people that read this probably had no clue what the hell you were talking about.",Oohhh buurrrnnn +This invention by a British student could save millions of lives across the world: Will Broadway's mobile fridge has been designed to keep vaccines at the ideal temperature while in transit in developing countries,Or spread autism. +"I honestly can't believe Sony doesn't have a 4k Blu-ray player. They were the original console to have a Blu-ray player, and earned a massive leg up during the Blu-ray vs HD DVD battle years ago. I mostly game on pc, but own an Xbox one for halo/forza. Trading it in and paying roughly $180 total I got a faster better console AND a 4k Blu-ray...pretty hard to top a deal like that.",Don't worry they'll patch in a 4k Blu-ray with a firmware update +TA Editorial: Why I Will Sit for the National Anthem on Saturday,I though if you wanted to sit you should move to section 219? +"CoD Proposal You know, the more I keep hearing about it, the more I realize. Latios+Healers in CoD is fucking awful and should never have existed. But it does... And now we're stuck with Draws that pretty much are the stupidest thing ever. So... I wonder... Why shouldn't it be, that in CoD, the team with the highest score wins? It's that way for PvP, as BB essentially acknowledged the problem of the healing engine+not being able to do enough damage to keep up with the healing. So, why can't they make it in CoD, where the problem of healing is arguably a thousand times more disgusting since enemies have like 8k HP, that the team with the higher score wins? Hell, it'd even allow BB to be lazy as they wouldn't have to balance smartly (which we have a 50/50 chance of them doing). In my opinion, it's a win-win for everybody. BB won't have to do balance in CoD and floor re-designs (Because seriously, one of these days, they're going to have to address the issue of how frustrating CoD is when there's a heal engine involved). And on our side, every time we get forced into another asinine draw, it wouldn't be an automatic loss, so long as we can do more damage than Latios/Whatever striker. So, what do you guys think? ^^SorryInAdvanceIfThisWasADumbIdea",Clearly the better answer is to just buff Latios damage so she can OHKO and end the suffering for some people. +"The kitten, yes its very cute. Beth is average+, thats about it, its the face. Very butter.",2/10 would not bang. +Become the best formula 1 driver of this this century,Danica Patrick would like a word with you.... +"Thanks for throwing in anti-semitic, I needed a laugh. Please tell me, since Muslims are the most virulent anti-semites in modern times (look up Palestinian children's programming, that shit's hilarious), how is the candidate who wants to keep the radicals who would harm Jews out the anti-semite?","You're right, that picture of Hillary with a background of money and a Star of David saying she was corrupt was not anti-Semitic at all" +"The US expects me to keep a single card-shaped piece of paper with my Social Security on it for my entire life. Over said life-time, I can only have 10 replacements. 10 fucking replacements for a shitty unlaminated blue monopoly card. Yet, at the same time- the people enforcing these rules have lost **between 8 and 15 NUCLEAR WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION?!?** Wut?","I mean, what are doing with the cards that you even need to replace 2?" +Group wants CPUC taken off decision over nuclear power plant,And handing the decision over to the CA Legislature is not an obvious political play intended to stall and then kill the decision process. +I guess Jessica Jones can't have Luke Cage then.,but not having him would be PoC erasure. +Endless nudes.,"it *was* the NSA's job, but then Snowden proved them to be unreliable." +"About 500 years late on that argument. Oh and by the way, who SOLD the africans into slavery? OTHER AFRICANS.",Oh well that settles it then. +There is next to no sportsmanship in the Brazilian CS scene. This video shows it.,But FalleN is always showing great sportsmanship +Ehhh sports contracts are different,"Yeah, they only need to be valid in the team's hometown" +UofC to replace jNU in B1G confirmed.,Well they do have that permanent invitation from back in the 20's...... +"Wait a second. If Satan and God are (im)mortal enemies, why is Satan helping him by punishing bad people? Wouldn't he commend these people for sinning and defying his enemy? I guess the phrase The Enemy of my Enemy is my Friend didn't exist when the bible was written.",Because he is actually not punishing but rather beeing punished himself for disobeying god. +"Yeah, don't even ask. I can't think of a roleplay-worthy reason why a female Water Caste would call herself a space marine.",So that people don't think she's a she? +Chromebook? More like chromosomebook! Anyone?,Lose some? +What racism is in Trump's platform? How can you just say that like it's true? He hasn't said one thing that is even remotely racist. Show us something if you're going to make such a bold claim.,You forgot the +The ACTUAL God Mask,Yo where's Who's Who? +PGT: Team USA vs. Canada,I knew Crosby was a cancer in the locker room +"I believe Carson Wentz is going to be a star, an Andrew Luck type of talent. - @AdamSchein on the rookie QB",Well which is it? +Hot Damn.,"yes, everyone in burkas are free from any pat downs..." +"Trolling online is one thing, but it a man who can troll so successfully in real life should be commended.",Yeah cos she didn't notice the camera behind her +NorCal Loves Teams Winners' Bracket - PewPewU VS Captain Faceroll Faceroll beats PewPewU 2-0.,"HitBox practice is throwing him off, it seems" +Happy freakout: lady busts a move at Polish fest,Very graceful. +DuPont mayor cancels Seahawks rally over possible player demonstration at CenturyLink,Screw that peaceful protest nonsense. +Sometimes I wish that there could be a bot that auto-shuts down pretty much all FNaF SFM Streams.,"you know what i guess im going to do my own sfm stream 24/7 about Undertale, overwatch porn and Five nights at freddy's" +Girl Gamers,Why is she licking her vibrator? +"Coffee is the better drink. I drink more tea because it's easier to make, but a proper coffee made with freshly ground beans is above and beyond a cup of tea.",To the tower with you. +"Extremist Islam, reportedly. Also possibly mental illness (ie: he wasn't sane in the first place) or general disaffection and marginalisation which makes people susceptible to being radicalized.","Here, you forgot this:" +But I thought they're Male Power fantasies.,"Nononono, see, they're male power fantasies only when the day ends in y **and** more than zero feminists need to handwave the double standards!" +"Good, don't worry about it","Sir, what's your blood type, we need to do an immediate transfusion Nah don't worry about it" +"My friend drove almost 1,400 miles from Canada to ascend me to to the Master Race with a PC he built for me",I mean couldn't you build it yourself... I dropped this btw +"Since TTK: 3 Eysaluna, 2 PC+1. Yesterday: 1 Eysaluna, 1 PC+1.","Since TTK: 3 Eyas, 5 PC+1 Since update: 1 Eyas, 5 NBT Switch it back!" +San Bernardino struggles to explain surge in everyday gun violence since 2015 mass shooting,Gun carrying NRA Republicans doing the shooting I'm sure. +"thats not police porn. especially the 2 on the right, with their helmets and posture, they just look goofy, like they don't belong there","You're joking right, the guy on the right even has tactical leopard print." +what is krieger holding?,A syringe full of semen! +"Source: #Patriots have signed DE Rob Ninkovich to a 1-year extension thru 2017. Now playing on a 2-yr, $4.27m deal",Typical patriots resigning all the cheaters. +@nflcommish went on the Today show and talked about Tom Brady.....,Between Lauer and the NFL Commish - we have all the credibility in the world right there. +So PTSD wasnt a thing back then?,People weren't pussies in the early 1900s like today. +Maybe he meant Kaine?,Who? +LINZER Klangwolke in Austria,I personally can't wait until we sell the surface of the moon for advertisements +Bodyy godlike deagle 3k,not as good as devil +"Unbreakable BUFF that fits really good When he is in ice form, make him immune to knockups on projectiles.",Knock-up? +So this was a direct result of my post concerning asexuality yesterday.,"You could've told him you've recently been promoted to lieutenant colonel bitch, and to get his goddamn facts straight." +"Apparently I need to be killed according to some people in the USA. So I'm currently residing I the bible belt and it is pretty disgusting. Now I don't stand for the National Anthem and I don't say the Pledge. When I was 17 joining the military as an atheist I put my hand on a copy of the Constitution and was brought in. No one had a issue with it and I went off from there to become a 1C2 combat controller in the U.S. Air Force. A good bit of the guys I was with were also atheist or on the fence to actually becoming one due to the job fucking with what their book tells them. I still hang out with my fellow comrades when we get the chance we laugh and have fun, but recently there has been this stupid idea going around about if you don't stand for the anthem and say the Pledge you should be killed or are none American. Now I'm out of the military now due to some injuries acquired while I was overseas and I just want to say it really pisses me off that this is the mindset of some Americans and it kinda frightens me that this is even a thing. Tldr- just a rant","Well, that's what you get for being a Goddamned dirty ape." +Your PSU is upside down.,Gotta blow that warm air directly into the fans of the GPU to increase the airflow and decrease the time the GPU takes to reach working temperatures. +I like how is is tagged fixed. It's not fixed.,Mods are on ESPN's payroll +Going out of your way to make a co-worker's life hell sounds like a great way to get fired,Yeah especially when they are just doing their job +"Colts vs Lions Game Thread Luck is back, boys! Get out your hard hats and pork tendies. Today the Dark Horses drink the blood of a lion.",Defense is a dumpster fire let's keep that panic going! +I wonder if she gets concerned for Hawaii on December 7th.,Wait you're telling me that all 7 islands don't fully evacuate to the mainland every December just in case those dastardly Japs try to pull something? +I hit a lmao 4pl8 squat yesterday.,"hey guys, lmao just hit my poverty 5pl8 bench" +"First time in weeks if not months. FBI release on the Friday before labor weekend had a megathread about Hillary's corruption that was gone by Monday morning. But yeah no bias at all, I'm just a conspiracy theorist for asking the right questions.",Fucking sexist racist misogynist undesirable +"Yes, brutal. That's great. Go Trump. (JK Trump is a POS).",You spelled POTUS wrong. +"I don't know what just happened.... Hi guys, I just played what is possibly the weirdest game of Paragon in all of its existence, either the enemy's had no idea how to play the game or they are some sort of cheaters trying to do some funky shit. So if you could check out the Replay and let me know if they are just clueless or completing and elaborate scam. It should only take about 18 mins of your life Replay ID: 6c43e13661c94189b3d93a70f94997f1 Much Love",Looks like the whole team didn't know how to play +thanks friend.. idk why im getting downvoted,not a ye stan confirmed +Sanders lost because the media and voting polls rigged the primary for her. Wikileaks confirmed that.,"Oh, we're going to get along just great!" +"Imagine if she skips the 9/11 memorial. Fuels the she's got seizures, is dying, etc. rumors, while also giving people an opening to attack her patriotism.",Well she certainly avoided any sort of controversy by showing up. +Thailand?,"No, Tail-Land" +*Slow clap* Well done Psyonix,Cockroach topper doesn't come from crates +3D printing for others,"The UPS store around the corner from my house offers 3-D printing services, although I think it's limited to quite small pieces." +And in the video no one flipped out either. She completely collapsed and everyone was just acting like it's just another day in Hillary world.,Have we ruled out that she simply makes her ~~servants~~ Secret Service agents carry her around out of spite? +"lololololol At least you're not saying it didn't happen like those creeps that think Sandy Hook, the Aurora theater shooting, et al were faked.",But how do you explain why there's a 20-30 year old brunette woman at every major disaster? +Nancy Armour: Why did Browns pass on Carson Wentz?,They've shown time and again how great their scouts' talent evaluations are +You could make a wicked french fry basket in all the grease in that Lauer/Goodell interview.,These fries taste like ineptitude and smugness! +"What are we going to do on the 15th anniversary of 9/14/2001, when Ron Paul voted to give shitloads of unchecked power to the president with his YES vote on the Authorization to Use Military Force? Just curious.",Why do you have to ruin the circlejerk? +"Official Game Day Thread: New England Patriots (0-0) @ Arizona Cardinals (0-0) | Kickoff 8:30 PM ET, September 11, 2016 | University of Phoenix Stadium, Glendale, AZ",Remember that time we wasted 1:30 minutes before the half instead of trying to put up some points... Good idea! +What was the best 5 year span of your team's franchise? Basically the title. What was the best 5 year stretch of your team's franchise? Would love to hear some thoughts!,2003-2008 +"Dude, 4 lines? That's a steal.",Especially with *Sprint* as your carrier +"With people complaining about not enough bolt actions, maybe there could be a concession... Maybe there could be a gamemode called Stalemate. The maps would be the same, and the preferential gamemode would be Operations. The main modifier would be that all prototypes and non-mass produced weapons would be barred, i.e, Britain gets the SMLE and 1914 Enfield, Germany gets the Gewehr 1898, and the Yanks get the 1903 Springfield. Headshots are non-revivable and there's a heavier emphasis on howitzers and mustard gas attacks. If they want realistic, let's give them what they want in the most literal sense. P.S, I'd play it, sitting around getting rid of lice and rats for hours while howitzers and gas permeate the trenches until I get shell-shock.","Play some conquest on the more open maps, and you'll learn there is no shortage of bolt actions." +Show net stats. If you are getting IND around 20 you are in high-bandwidth mode.,"So if I'm around 25 or so, I'm in high-bandwidth mode?" +Whats something you thought was dumb as a kid but as an adult realized isn't?,Naps! +What food are you craving right now?,Ketchup chips +they have thresholds on rs3 for pets which is like this,in that case i completely change my opinion +"Nick Xenophon torpedoes the government's business tax cuts, welfare savings",Suck crap neoliberal fuckers. +"As a PS4 player who does not pay attention to current events, I am extremely excited for my chance to try some of them out! :D",You forgot the +"Honestly, in my head I knew what was happening. I hated myself for feeling guilty and doing it. But I did it. *sigh*","Hey, man, you did what you thought was right and I commend you for that." +"60Hz looks a lot better if you enable GSync or FreeSync. Not nearly as good as 144Hz though, but still.","I got a 4K 60hz monitor with Freesync and a 980ti, how do i make this work?" +"Went to Michael's craft store recently. They call it frosting and have different colored ones as well. Nowhere on the label does it say poop, I think they're just being prudish by not calling it what it really is.","This gives me an idea for a birthday cake, though." +Tramadol - some medicines can cause unwanted or dangerous effects when used with this med.,Not at all what this subreddit is for. +"I get they're trying to hype the Mexico City game with the sideline reporter but yikes, couldn't they have gone with one of the smokin' hot weathergirls instead? That would have worked a treat",We all know the one. +"iPhone 7 users can buy a dock from Apple to listen to music and charge at the same time, for the price of $45.",So convenient. +What is a Nimitz-class carrier?,What's a Sunni? +"I'm insulting his health, not his appearance.",You can't tell someone's health from their appearance +Almost Perfect Pitch Invasion,Just set up for it +"dude, wanting to keep what you earn, or wanting to be paid for your work is only something an evil, greedy capitalist would do.",And spending tax on improving the nation is also a dick move +"If someone fails a heist just once, don't immediately go about mashing that Escape Button. We get it. Failure is irritating. But, even the best players fail sometimes. I can understand the desire to leave after repeated failures, but throwing a hissy fit and backing out after just one failure shows that you might be lacking the patience required to complete the heist with your crew. Take a step back. Communicate with your crew, and form a strategy that you think works. If that doesn't work, try a different approach.",Obviously you need to call them all worthless newbs first everyone knows that +Trump on Clinton's health: 'I hope she gets well soon',Applause +"Why is the prize pool for winning Worlds the same since Season 2? I was looking up some information about worlds, and I stumbled upon the prize pools, the prize pool has been the same since Season 2. I looked up to other eSports games, and saw that they increased their prize pool every season. And I wonder why the prize has been the same for League of Legends since Season 2.",Why would they pay teams more they will just invest it into other games +That's his glorious house!,That feeling when reddit knows where you live +He asked my boss out. She said she's married. He then asked her if she's up for casual sex.,"Hey, at least he was persistent." +"I've been happy crying all morning. In March I was transported to the emergency room via ambulance because of an accidental overdose. The social worker at the hospital decided I should spend some time at the Psychiatric Institute. I was there for about a week. As you can imagine, the bills started rolling in and they weren't looking good. I work a close to minimum wage job with my mom because she needs my help right now, so I'm not bringing in much. I just got off the phone with the billing department for the psych hospital and was told that thanks to a charity, the rest of my hospital stay bill was paid off. This was my largest bill and the one I was most behind on. I started crying when she told me that because I am that much closer to being debt free and I am so thankful to whatever it was that paid this off for me.","I would also like to mention that thanks to the hospital experience, I've really pulled my head out of my ass and have been drug free since March and I never plan on going back to the life I was living." +"No, I think NASA realized mid-shooting that the Earth shouldn't be there, so they moved the Earth higher up in the canvas and cut it away from the already taken pictures before publishing them. The left side of the photo only looks darker because it's been hiding in the top secret archives of NASA away from direct sunlight etc. Also, this can't be a blatant photoshop because photos can't be faked, so this must be a fa... I mean Earth is flat!",you dropped this : +"Which hero gets the least amount of POTG? I very rarely see a POTG, with Mei, Ana or Tracer, How about you guys?",I have never seen a mercy potg +I don't know. I'm a Mormon working in a firm full of Mormons.,Just don't make eye contact in the state liquor store and you're fine. +Except for the enemy.,Maintain eye contact to establish yourself as alpha. +"Could we spruce up the sub? I just think it would be nice to customize the sub a bit instead of having it on the default layout. Maybe a nice picture of the Vancouver riverfront skyline in the header or a view of Mt. St. Helens? Idk, just something different.","Na, that might be to inviting to outsiders, keep it a sterile environment please" +"I am probably too late to the thread for this to get noticed, but this is my best story. I was about 40 minutes in to completing a guy's New Hire Orientation. We has just completed the section on our zero tolerance policy for harassment and had moved on to a workplace safety video. While the video was playing one of my female employees came in the room to ask me a question. This guy was stupid enough to whistle at the girl and tell her, It looks like God put you on this Earth to fill out a pair of jeans. What are you doing after work? She handled the comment with ease by laughing it off and then went back to work. Once we were done watching the video I told him we were going on a building tour. I walked him to the door and told him that we would no longer be moving forward with hiring him since he could not treat my staff with respect.",Since when did compliments become harassment? +"It, being the state of society, is singular and third person. We are referring to it in the present tense. We use does. Do does not work like that.","Your criticism of what is obviously AAVE is totally problematic, ableist and racist." +"Mystery Artist(s) Prediction Megathread Who do you guys think are the mystery artists? Just one artist with three songs, or three artists, three songs? Personally, I'm guessing it's a Punk Comeback Triple Pack: Bored to Death by Blink-182, Bang Bang/Revolution Radio and Faking My Own Death by Sum-41 What about you guys?","It's clearly Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd and Eagles, considering how much DLC we have from them already." +Good will craigs list walmart amazon . Ikea is expensive for what you get . They only sell you the looks,"Yeah, I hate it when my furniture looks nice!" +there's people in poverty,"Yea but look at how shitty everyone's lives were under communism (ussr, China, Cuba, dprk)" +Don't try and pretend that anyone currently involved in writing legislation or laws in this country really gives a flying mother fuck about the good of our species.,"But... it's a government for the people, by the people." +"are you kidding me? Call your friends, lets get drunk X184194 Where yo ass was at when blase blase blase blaseee through literally the whole song fuckin any Lil Uzi song, 90% of Futures new songs, especially Hunned Bands BUSTIN OUT THA RAPPER X15 like bro you cant be serious","Yea but when Thugger says call your friends lets get drunk, he does it in a completely different voice, so there's progression" +"PSA: You must factor in expectations into buy low sell high discussions. Everyone is saying that Woodhead is not a sell high because Allen is out. However, if you are in a good league, everyone else is thinking this too. The question is not whether Woodhead's prospects improve, it is weather you think they will improve more or less than teammates in the league who may want him! This is not to say Woodhead is sell high, its just to say Keenan is out, so no is not such a sure fire reason. If you know someone who really wants to pay a lot for Woodhead, don't immediately discount the trade.",There's no room for logic here. +I can't wait to read the news story about how these poor unfortunate parents were turned away at the gate for not having a ticket for their kid.,"well, *both* parents don't need to be turned away...." +Isn't it an evolutionary thing that women naturally lean towards men who are tall? Tall men mean higher potential for tall children. Tall children have the physical advantages that being tall typically gives.,Because every child always has the height of the taller male lol ffs +BKGA made a few of the harder bosses quite a bit easier.,"The weapon I'm currently using is the Dragonslayer Greataxe which is very fun, especially the weapon art, but I also love the Profaned Greatsword for those charged fiery heavy attacks." +It's just fine for me.,"I agree, looks way sicker from my perspective." +Well when a guy who is Silver or Bronze is yelling at you since he firmly believes in his superiority it's hard not to get upset at them.,But he's only in Silver or Bronze because he keeps getting shitty teammates! +"What is Bourbon France? (Unaligned France) Was curious what the history behind it is, as when I was toying around with the political parties, Bourbon France really caught my attention with its neat name and cool looking flag.",They focused on bourbon before they discovered cognac *buh dum psh* +No major US news sites will post this. Drudge report is the only one I could see possibly putting this up.,That's because it's all just right-wing conspiracy theories. +"More people say this, but I am able to put in any value in the steelseries engine",How? +"This is what feminists talk about when they talk about rape culture. It's trying to shed light on this culture where men don't realize rape is rape. We see it in movies and TV more often than you'd think. I mean yeah, James Bond's girlfriend said no, but she didn't actually mean it. And look, they're fine now! It's not rape if she's okay with it later!",Reddit isn't attempting to defend rapists by focusing on one arbitrary facet such as the legal definition of rape or the meaning of a word? +Are you gonna vote Clinton or McMullin?,We'll both be voting Clinton. +How about American tanks with similar guns or armor to the German and Russian tanks at the same BR.,"BALANCE))))))))))))))))))))))) But all memes aside, Gaijin would most likely never cater to the American/British tech trees near as much as the German/Russian ones." +No shit you stupid fuck.,Very well written reply. +no thanks im not gay,Username does not check out. +We might as well divide up in to two different divisions honestly,"Yeah, it's not like anyone cares about G5 teams anyway." +Anyone know of any good Punk or Metal bars on the Westside?,What about the Hard Rock cafe +At this rate Trudeau doesn't stand a chance to be re elected,You forgot the +There's this thing called The Google. It has all the answers.,"They can't, they hit their data cap" +A conservative weeb? What?,Donald Trump will make anime real +"No rebuttal and nothing but insults. Yup, you certainly lost this exchange...again lol ***perfectly functional*** lol","Yeah man, I lost to your super intellect and flawless reasoning, can't argue with that." +##AllHateMatters,But some hates aren't as bad as others +Has anybody found any evidence that Africans invited the French to share their culture with them? I thought not.,It was a tacit agreement. +"Is anyone else coming back here hoping for some big announcement? I keep hoping that I'll check out this reddit group and see some official announcement saying something like Sorry the game wasn't as great as it was supposed to be, but (insert massive feature patch here) is in the works.","At this point, I'd settle for a we're still alive, doing things related to NMS." +KH 2.8 Delayed until 12/1/2017,"KH 2.8 delayed until December 1, 2017." +"It's OP if you run into Ghenghis or the Arabs. If you run into the Dutch or Incas, all you get is a silly boat or a ancient-era-unit. I reccomend you to try it out. You'll start to think like a borg yourself.",What you don't like polders? +Giant Beach Ball FTW,Someone should pop it. +Poll: Clinton's lead over Trump continues to narrow,When all else fails blame Pepe +What is your favorite nickname for Donald Trump? I am split between Dondolf Trumpler and Cheeto Benito.,"Annoying Orange, Man-baby, Fuckface Von Clownstick" +"What next, Harambe?",Dicks out for Harambe is sexist against women and encourages sexual assault. +"Voters doubt Clinton's pneumonia explanation, poll shows","That's so weird, given her track record of total honesty and transparency" +This is what alt righters actually believe.,"Right, I'm sure those old white billionaires donate to the Democrats because they love paying for welfare and care deeply about minority issues" +"Ask Anything: 2016-09-13 Read the wiki. Building a great community takes effort from everyone involved. The moderation team creates the framework in which the members of the community operate, however, we cannot do everything. **Community members have the following responsibilities:** * Post and promote (up vote) high quality content. * Post any lower quality content / questions to the [Forum] threads, demote (down vote) topics that are low quality. * Use the report button and message the moderators for posts that break community rules. * Give back to the community, at least, in proportion to what you take from the community. * Help dispel bro-science with real science whenever possible. * Have fun, deescalate drama, and make friends. * Stay safe. What is low quality content? The following attributes usually describe low quality content: * Does the topic have a simple answer or is it a yes / no question? * Does the topic have a greater appeal than to just yourself or a few people? * Is the topic a beginner question and has, more than likely, already been answered in a 2+ year old forum? * Is the topic in the wiki?",Do you count the calories of the injected oil? +Hey guys I need some credit...,Should have added +"I have two kids at Xavier, they have been in the Holy Family School system since starting school. I think I can count on one hand the number of times one of the kids has come home talking about a new kid at school also we know a lot of the kids in their grades on a first name basis. Unless Xavier is recruiting at the kindergarten level I don't see how this could be true.",So is it just because so many great athletes are Catholic? +People are too blinded by Obama's skin colour (and hence must love him to appear *not* racist) to see the man for what he is: *evil*. No way Obama is going to pardon the man that exposed his secret plans.,"But he's so much smarter and better looking than bush, so when he pulls the same shit, it's ok, right?" +"The richest one per cent of the UK population now owns more than 20 times the total wealth of the poorest fifth, making the country one of the most unequal in the developed world","Yay, capitalism!" +"OOC: It's a fun way to fuck with people, while not massively fucking up others. :)",OOC: I'm surprised you can say that just after this event +"Great shot. I only wonder how much more dope this shot could be from something like the Pearl, but great shot none the less.","This was taken from just under 30 stories, so Pearl (if you had access to the Penthouse) would only add another 5-6 stories." +Study finds highly-stressed women 40-percent less likely to conceive during ovulation window,My stress is doing me good on one front at least! +What did she do to get arrested!?!?!?!,Internet piracy! +Built a small tower,*modded. +"Hillary isn't the Green Party's nominee, dipshit.",You are one dumb motherfucker. +Dating a woman nowadays,1960's Tinder. +Dansby being Dansby,BUT IS HE AS GOOD AS ANDRELTON +"Although this year has been dissapointing, it's still given us overwatch.","Oh thank god, another AAA FPS" +I don't hack plz don't report to Gumi,Reported. +"She has pneumonia. People understand illnesses like that and aren't going to worry about them. There's a reason all the conspiracies are about non-curable, long lasting illnesses.",I heard she sleeps in an iron lung! +"The thing is this goes on in so many different contexts. Inevitably, at any level of enterprise from the very small business all the way on up and at every position within, there are people who have reached their ceiling. There's just no way around it. Some people you will meet on your journey will have met their ceiling and have found the rest-of-their-life career. Its always going to be awkward when it arrives in conversation that you have plans to outgrow that position. You can't really reconcile that their life ceiling is below the standard you have for your own life. Whether its their choice or simply circumstance, that's just a rough thing. If you can learn to navigate those conversations without offending a single person, hats off to you because you're socially gifted. Not that you really have to, you shouldn't ever have to be apologetic about your standards, your purpose, and your goal. Its yours. If somebody wants to be bitter about it, that's their problem to deal with, so long as you aren't just being a total prick I mean.","depending on who you ask, this is racist" +Mt. SAC OL Bernard Schirmer arrested for punching referee,Well refereeball had it coming +Maybe he likes Altimas.,Nobody purposefully likes Altima +Dude the outrage is over these things: 1. My $300 headphones that aren't mediocre earbuds are no longer compatible. 2. My car aux port doesn't work. Unless I use an adapter which prevents me from charging the phone at the same time. Who doesn't want to charge their phone in their car.,There are literally dozens of us! +"Should Drew Brees be considered one of the all-time greats? And perhaps more importantly, **will he**?",that guy sucks +"Guys, I've got it. We're in a parody dimension. The real election is much more sane back in our home reality.",Now we just have to figure out where and when the dimensions split so we can find a way to get back home. +Militia plans armed protest in Newton over mosque,Hmmm...this doesn't have any potential to go wrong. +"I literally did this exact thing today, flip the bracket upside down, it WILL fit. Just find a new bolt hole or do some finagling.",See newest post +People are threatening to boycott Yuengling beer after owner endorses Donald Trump,"Yuengling is made very close to DC, maybe the owner just knows that a Trump white house would cause a lot more alcohol consumption in and around the capitol?" +"Jesus fucking christ, Trump's campaign managers are all colossal fucking idiots.",But he always gets the BEST people. +I am a half black menemist with an awesome tie. Do ur worst,Did you just steal half that phone? +What?,He's (poorly) implying I'm famous +Wouldn't the lightning connector cause the same issue?,"How, the iMac doesn't have a lightning port." +At least he protected the lamp,At least this isn't the billionth time reddit has seen this. +You can play at 4k and downscale to 1080p and the game looks better than native 1080p,that is an extreme waste of energy for a small benefit +Cohibas for sale in Miami. Looks legit!!!,10/10 would buy! +"I know, right? I love babies, but I could never eat a whole one.",Tastes like chicken though? +The models were switched. I had a female Raichu (all were female) but now with the recent update it has been switched to the pointy tailed male. The thumbnail when you're looking at your full pokemon roster still shows a cutoff tail though,*feminists triggered* +Are there 5 or 6 bones?,"Just follow the really obvious clues that try arch left for us to follow, everything connects in a really calculated way" +I feel like I was pretty clear. This is child abuse?,Feel free to steal the baby +"Hey it's me, your brother.",Funny. +"You're in an anarchist sub, people don't support anything the state spends other people's money on.","Ok, cool." +"I guess it's because his traversal doesn't let him reach higher ground, like a jump, and he instead has to climb everything? I got nothing...",...let me guess the other end was the bottom of the slope he was rolling at? +"Federal Agency Votes To Slaughter 44,000 Of The 67,000 Wild Horses In The U.S.",And in other news a burger chain has just introduced horse burgers. +What's your all-time favourite comedy special?,"Talking funny I think with Louis CK, Chris Rock, Seinfeld, and Ricky Gervais" +Ben Brown with a stunning Mad Monday costume,I can't see the difference +"Woooow, documents show 8 out of 11 of the top DNC/Clinton campaign donors received ambassador positions around the world by Obama and Hillary. She needs to drop out of the race right now. She's over. NO credibility.",Wow can you quit being a sexist Bernie Bro and check your privilege? +Sheetz is spreading rapidly especially in North Carolina and Ohio. They've opened up massive distribution centers in both states so if you live in the east they are making their way towards you.,Many in VA as well. +"Australian here, it's giving me cancer.",fight back! +REEEEEEE ALL MEN ARE NORMIE DUDEBRO FUCKBOYS,But remember its not hypocrisy as long as you're on the good side using the double standard against the bad side. +People Order Our Patties.,**HOOPLA** +"The PC one to me feels a little to detailed, like there's to much going on and I can't concentrate. The XB1, on the other hand, is nice and easy to see and play.",You forgot to add +"1.75 here too, prints better than any other brands so far. I want to try funflag though.",Good luck if you're in California. +"A quick question about the DGs.. If the Wunderwaffe is the DG-2, the Thundergun is the DG-3, and the Ragnaroks are the DG-4, is/was there a DG-1?",OMG DG-5 MIGHT BE IN THIS MAP HINTING AT A DLC 5 OMGOMG +Please make sure to keep your bags near you as the HYPE TRAIN IS LEAVING THE STATION,It's gonna be a long train ride... :( Pack snacks. +Hit combo. Never being able to use the same ability twice or else losing out on dps. This mastery talent makes monks very fun to raid with. You always need to be thinking and planning attacks ahead of time. Also the mobility and utilities of the class make it soo much fun.,Rolling around is so fun! +There are barelly cheaters in CSGO. You only got lucky meeting some. There is no cheating problem.,Here you dropped this +She. Does not. Perform. The music. She does not. Play. The instruments. You must play. The instruments. To perform. The music. She performs the dances. She performs the singing. SHE DOES NOT PERFORM THE FUCKING MUSIC.,"Shit, someone tell Broadway they can't call themselves musicians." +This is a twitch clip taken from his live stream. Lol,livestream bug +New bill in Holland will make everybody an organ donor by default.,"Uh, will it affect Friesland too or just North and South Holland?" +"It's OK to toss one off, just don't fantasize about a woman, think of a shrub or a potted plant or something.",That's what I prefer to think about anyways. +What is the unpardonable sin? What is it?,Asking that question. +You forgot INTZ - EDGCheerleaders They are huge fanboys of EDG.,fucking Chinese org sends 4 teams to worlds while NA and EU getting their panties in a bunch with c9 selling challenger spots and fnc and g2 having monetary relations +What about roadhog hook !?,Working as intended +"Oh no that's too sad... poor guy, poor hocks... I'm glad you're at least still able to ride him lightly for now or it would be even worse.",Yeah I'm glad I was able to retire him sound. +"The world's largest concentration of nukes is housed 20 miles NW of Seattle, and it's defended by trained dolphins.","Sorry, couldn't hear you, too busy complaining about the annual Blue Angels appearance." +"Never enough for you guys is it? Want his whole chart? How about a semen blood and tissue sample? No, not good enough? Thoracic cavity exploration on national TV?",Lol you forgot the +i dont know why she agreed to do it. perhaps they tricked her into it or something.,Book sales. +"One of the first parties I went to as a freshman was a keg party with 20-30 of the gayest people I had ever met up to that point. I had a blast and enjoyed the mind opening experience. I've been friends with gay people in this town for over a decade and they're some of the most welcoming people I've met here, so I'm glad they are now feeling welcome, too.",That sounds pretty gay to me +Grass is growing,"You said this was sped up 5 times, but it still feels like I'm watching grass grow." +DeAndre is listed as rebounds assists points? Or he gonna get 15 rebounds...,With CP3 averaging 11 rpg I think DeAndre will be running point a lot more this year +What I'm surprised about is the fact that you Americans arent in the streets about this! If more people were upset about this maybe youd get more. Plus a proper paternity leave.,It's hard to be in the streets when we're working 60 hour weeks just to cover day care and our expenses +And yet the Elite controller still doesn't support Bluetooth...,Blutooth is for noobs. +I remember a time when people begged for the animation (called head flinching) to be implemented for months and months. Times are changing...,Head flinching is what's keeping all these guys from getting out of Gold Nova. +"Watch out, you might get dragged down the stairs and then murdered by a poltergeist. u_u","What do you think this is, Animal Crossing?" +You're trying to sex someone at a club. What are you doing at the LGS?,Same. +"I saw that one! Like, what the heck guys? I'm just trying to run right now.",But these men are lonely!~ +"I never said they're not hating on SJW's, i'm arguing that Cartman + PC principle as of right now aren't acting as a satire on it. The girls would make a much much stronger link on Matt + Trey hating on them. Cartman could easily be acting on his own motivations and sees PC as a way to achieve it, but I can't see it making any meaningful link to criticise SJW's motivations. If he sees it as a means of power he's failing. If he sees it as a means to be morally superior he's failing. if it all comes together masterfully, i'll be in awe, but right now it's a real stretch to argue he's parodying SJW's because it's entirely based on speculation.",Yawn +Mr. Pepesident,"PEPE IS A WHITE SUPREMACIST MEME, HAVE YOU NO SHAME?" +"That we don't have planned, but the impact will certainly demolish the water piping underneath the impact zone.",wow minimally viable product much? +Elizabeth has commenced construction of the Great Firewall,I don't see this ever getting abused +This bathroom floor is made of pennies,Wow what a cheap alternative to tile? +"What are all of the popular fangames? Not just released, but also coming out.",Don't forget that the FNaF game maker edition series was pretty good +"About to interview the team, any questions? Hey folks, I have the opportunity to send a few questions to Behaviour on behalf of the publication I write for. Do you have anything in particular you'd like me to ask? Cheers!",How compatible will their game be with lower end systems? +Remind me of what app store doesn't require a login?,Google's Play Store: YES Apple's App Store: YES Microsoft's Windows Store: YES but MS is the evil one +Comparison - man the iPhone camera has come a long way!,Quality journalism from the Verge and Vox media as always +He's Polish. What the hell is wrong with Polish people?,What's wrong with Polish people is that they're Polish. +STEM?,Science Technology Engineering Math In other words guy stuff that feeeeemales don't understand because they are too dum. +Is there any way to blacklist someone from viewing your profile without going private?,Add everyone as your friend on steam besides him then go private +Bowers wait list right now is about 3 years,FUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu +"Wife leave a dirty plate on the dinner table? Lawyer up, hit the gym, go no contact.",And get tested for STIs! +cold 1v3 deag,Don't give him a chance +Don't even get me started on the whole Trump is a secret Nazi bullshit. My girlfriend and her family are all Jewish and are all leaning towards Trump. His daughter is a Jew. His son-in-law and grand kids are Jews. It's such absolute bullshit. Look at how that man treats his family. He climbed high and he took his family with him. I don't believe for a moment that he would ever do something to harm his family. The MSM has spewed so much shit that everything I see on the news these days looks brown.,You must be a racist hating brown people. +"A problem with the specialists All of the female specialists, Spectre, as well as Reaper with some skins equipped, have extremely slender models. It's very difficult trying to snipe Spectre, and god forbid he be moving. It's like trying to hit a sodding fly. Other specialists such as Ruin or Firebreak have much bulkier models and are thus much easier to hit. It's infuriating getting killed by one of them after missing a shot by a tiny fraction that would have hit if they'd been playing one of the bulkier characters. I understand most of you probably play game modes where you can respawn, but it's very frustrating on S&D where every shot counts, doubly so if you're playing with a bolt action as I often do. Anyone else noticed this/feel that it's a problem?",The girls are so skinny bc their asses thick af to make up for it +"Funniest thing is that he claims he was racially profiled and then goes on that he wouldn't get a ticket if it was a white cop. Like really dude, how racist are you?",Don't you know that if you are a minority you can't be racist? +GM Commits to 100 Percent Renewable Energy by 2050,Why the big hurry GM? +What items do you wish were uncraftable? I shall be honest. I liked it when ender crystals could only be obtained via skeleton horses. So now I am curious. What do you wish were uncraftable?,"I don't wish that swords were uncraftable, but it would be cool if iron, gold, and diamond swords were harder to obtain and crafting them took several steps and enchanting them felt like a real achievement, that would be something that I would really enjoy doing." +fnx on twitter: Dic# in the ass of the false ones who suc*s sponsor's b@lls to stay in the team.,10/10 translation +"Colin Powell Confirms Leaked E-Mails Are 'Accurate,' Warns More Are Coming",It sure is a good thing Colin Powell and Hillary Clinton encrypted their emails because we can't read them now. +"LeftMySoulAtHome, from the digital codes contest!","THANK YOU so, so much!" +Dana White: We have a show coming up in Denver Cain: Nevermind,Don't tease me like this +I have titanium white tunica wheels and crates. Willing to trade wheels + crates,You still looking for Chakrams? +Green set to call up teen sensation Ponga,"Hes probably going to be eggstremely nervous out there, This could be a shellacking" +"if by completely different you mean almost exactly the same, then absolutely",....but the metal tips! +"It's pretty gross that his concern is stepping on your boyfriend's toes, not overstepping your boundaries.","I mean, I am a woman, meaning I have no boundaries aside from those set by the men in my life" +Tomorrow I'm going to be in Verizon Center rooting for a team coached by John Tortorella. I never thought this would happen. Better bring my poncho.,I'm pulling for team North America largely for this reason. +"In the first six months of 2016, two more militants released from the U.S. naval base at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, have returned to fighting. Washington has confirmed that a total of nine people freed from Guantanamo have rejoined militant groups since President Barack Obama took office in 2009",You would have thought they would have been grateful having a holiday for several years! +"Back in my hometown people would give me this look when they found out I was an atheist (I avoided the subject but told them if they asked, I'm not some attention whore running around shouting my atheism from the rooftops). It was like a how? look. You get used to it, and like you said - if you're not an asshole, they probably won't care.","Hey, if you're an atheist, it is your sworn duty to shove down every theist's throat that they are idiots." +My great grandfather with his personal enlisted horse together serving in the Serbian Guard circa 1917,colorizebot +What is a song that no one hates ?,Snow Halation +"I mean, maybe there's some kind of crazy-ass, higher-dimensional spacetime manifold that could perfectly convert a flat earth into an observed sphere, but at that point you might as well ask if we're in the Matrix and the machines are living on a flat plane.","But, but, higher dimensions are science!" +Happy news for the flashaholics! Basketbuild is up!,In like the part 2 weeks I have flashed almost 6 to 7 ROMs. +"Can confirm - buddy who's always stuck in bronze has mained, in no particular order: Azir, Yasuo, Vayne, Gangplank, and Zed over the years.",Just a matter of time until s/he picks up Riven. +Starts in Three hours. Enjoy,"3am Australian time, nice... I have a flight tomorrow morning, hopefully I can download it before then and watch it on the plane." +"Back in Jedi Knight Academy (based on the Quake III Arena engine) I used to run a server using Lugormod (like Tribes II building mod or Garry's Mod before it existed). I used to troll new users by telling them there was a secret command, disco, that would spawn a cool disco ball if they typed it in the console. The games engine does lazy evaluation for console commands and will assume the user was typing the disconnect command. XD I miss those days... :)",Also unlocking the secret Qui-Gon Jinn-skin by typing /qui gon in the console. +POTG killing entire team with Junkrat,Omg junkrat is so op you killed an enyire team you need a nerf +That's nice.,Whoops +1954 Ford La Tosca concept car,I bet it's very cool and comfortable in there. +"If that's the case then he was never brain dead, and if a doctor actually told him that he was brain dead he really fucked up and should be sued for malpractice. Because brain death = death for all intents and purposes. There's no coming back from that.","So the moral of the story is every time you suspect malpractice, pull a gun." +The general opinion is that he was kind of a bag of dicks most of the time. Too hotheaded and not likable enough,"no no, he said Jason... not Damian" +I think the 2008 11-5 season with Matt Cassel takes care of that.,pfft they didn't even make the playoffs! +this is the biggest disappointing that happen to the vita in a while,My biggest disappointment is that Gravity Rush 2 is for PS4 only awhile ago. +"I shall try :) It was really just a breathing technique. Get into a rhythm with your breathing, ensuring you are using your diaphragm, I imagine the bottom of my lungs pulling down along my spine. Don't force the breathing too much, leave time between inhaling and exhaling so you almost feel the need to breath again, but not in a breath holding kind of way. Once you are in a decent rhythm, begin focusing on letting go of the muscle you are having issues with - while exhaling. It sounds kind of funny to focus on letting go, there's a kind of balance you have to reach between placing too much attention on it and letting go of it. Sometimes I find I'm too focused on a muscle and tension builds, so I alternate between letting go of the muscle on exhale, and letting go of your whole body. Try and imagine your body sinking down on the exhale. I find it also helps imagining the muscle lengthening as you exhale, especially for your neck. Something else you could try that I find helps is feeling a kind of buzz around your solar plexus when breathing in, then moving that to the tight muscles when you exhale. Sometimes my neck and shoulders are too tight and these techniques don't do a whole lot, but I've found if you use these starting with your feet, legs, waist, etc, breathing through all your muscles up until your shoulders and neck, seems to allow them to relax a lot more. You know you're doing it right when it feels like the part of the body you were focusing on kind of goes numb, indicating you've successfully let go of it. Hope that helps! :)",Thanks for sharing! +This is what qualifies as 2 Pcs of Chicken at KFC these days. One pc was pretty much just bones inside.,may be recycled chicken leg. +Why is this only in effect for western Canada?,Because Trudeau doesn't like Alberta +Trump Jr.: Releasing tax returns 'would detract' from message,"Americas feeble minds wouldn't be able to handle the 12000 page document, They are clearly saving us the hassle." +How do you maintain an underground pipe? It would seem that burying is a way to avoid maintenance altogether.,And sewer lines never need maintenance either. +Anders & Semmler to cast ELEAGUE Overwatch Open,TRAITORS +Did IT Specialist Ask the Internet How To Delete Hillary's Emails?,Yep +"It's a late game item. At that point, I don't even care.",4k gold that builds out of cheap components sure is late game +"I am male, but yeah I did notice the difference between Hillary and paid family leave vs. Trump and maternity leave. Plus Trump's plan only affects pregnant women.","Yep, as a SAHD, I don't know why the mens right crowd isn't all over this." +Standing on top of the warsat's spike doesn't count as near the warsat in S.A.B.E.R-2 strike Just had to redo that part because I wanted to be cheeky and shoot over all that cover while not having to worry about getting meleed. You're literally touching the damn thing!,Unplayable! +You mean you DON'T have to communicate via telegraph?! You can actually... Speak to your partner about important topics???,"Don't telegraph shame me, check your smart phone privilege!" +FS: adidas weightlifting singlet size large $50,Damn son keep squatting and you'll fill out those leg holes....good luster on your clavicle tho +"Congress' inaction is hindering veterans health care reform, VA secretary says",Both parties I'm sure are equally to blame +The Old Seattle That Doesn't Exist Anymore,"God damn Amazon, this city just isn't the same anymore..." +"I beg to differ, I hated exploring maps in GW1 because I *have* to play a mission to see another part of the map.","Yeah, having to actually play the game to progress is such an awful thing" +"*tooth-shaking When you join multiple words together to form an adjective, you use a hyphen. I don't know why nobody on Reddit knows this.",That's a sweet ass comment +I'm looking forward to vehicles that don't inexplicably slow in the Squirrel Hill tunnels. .. and construction workers who don't set our bridges on fire.,It was the tarp not the workers! +Not The Onion: 72% of Israelis do not believe the Palestinians live under occupation.,So what you're telling me is that 28% of Israel's population is antisemitic. +"Jailed When Her Boyfriend Killed Her Son, She Is At Last Free","Downvoted, this is a low value appeal to emotion, it fails to do anything more than offer the closest thing it can find to an ideal bad case." +It's a'ite I guess.,I BET YOU GOT PAID TO SAY THAT. +Saudi Warplanes Destroy School in Northern Yemen,"Maybe we should sell them better, more accurate weapons?" +Is this chick related to the Full House twins?,It's very very rude to ask questions here if the answer already exists elsewhere. +Bird populations in steep decline in North America. Population decrease by 1 billion in the past 40 years.,Obv they're being killed by wind turbines +Clinton flashes thumbs-up as she returns to the trail,I wonder if she will address Powell's emails. +Some asshat blocking the only bikerack in front of the gym. This kind of entitlement is getting to me.,How else is he supposed to get leg day in? +"Y'know people manage to throw up an ID to buy beer, I think they can do it to vote. It needs to remain a sacred right of citizenship and not open to the world who happen to be here.",How can you be so racist? +"1) Start smoking crack 2) Your dad will now be ok with vaping since it's not crack 3)??? 4) There is no profit, you're now addicted to crack.","I suppose I could head over to DIY_liquids and see if anyone knows how to cook some, colombian style" +The P-47N from the N-5 series on had Tail Warning Radar. It would be cool if the N-15 in-game got that,Usually pilot He know if someone is on his ass from the tracer fire or being dead; No radar needed comrade )))) +Seattle housing market hot with Chinese demand as Vancouver freezes,"Thanks, assholes!" +"Wow, it actually responds to the R word in the title, not just in comments. TIL",Retard? +You just got so angry. Time to take a break from the internet.,Yeah he seems super mad. +Don't forget - AND MAKE SURE THEY'RE NOT FAT,"That's redundant for them, I already said person" +Never look in the mirror.,I actually think your post deserves reddit gold - the fact that OP doesn't get it makes it even better :D gg wp +Is this a PS4 only issue? If so is it just too much shit going on at one time?,No its an issue on xbox too +"Fedex field makes the most sense, ideally it will just be back in Charlotte next year","I think if RFK stadium is good enough for DC United (and the numerous families of raccoons living there), it's good enough for the ACC championship game." +That's not just any kek - that's top kek!,**KEK <--THIS ONE** **KEK** **KEK** **KEK** **KEK** **KEK** **KEK** **KEK** **KEK** **KEK** +"Most people are fucking retarted, regardless of religion, political affiliation and race","Well, I for one am always correct." +365 Days of Movie Quotes COMPLETE,"Amazing work, I especially liked Chunk's confession from The Goonies." +You look great. How did your pants size change?,he lost weight +"But we must represent both sides of the debate equally and with the exact same amount of objective remove. Anything else would be unfair, and it would be UNAMERICAN!!",objectivity = neutrality +About a month ago. In SoCal aswell.,Well the 81k guy got screwed then lol +They're all in on it. Pay-for-play.,But but I thought pay to play only existed in the Clinton foundation +(Photos) NBA players with most number of teams played for.,where the hell is lebron? +Mare Nostrum was so bad i ended up disabling it despite paying full price.,SAME +"Austin, Houston, Portland, even those cities have more diversity. Most people here in Wisconsin honestly haven't lived anywhere else to actually experience cultural diversity. I've traveled and lived all over the US and I can honestly say Milwaukee is lacking cultural diversity. It doesn't surprise me that Milwaukee is getting a bad reputation on the media because its true.","Golly, it sure is a good thing we have your one anecdotal experience to prove that Milwaukee is the least diverse city in the nation." +His paintings are actually pretty good.,"I wish they wouldn't have rejected his application to the art academy when he was young, maybe we would have skipped a war or two." +Pornhub ad dump,I'm interested in the punchline for the joke ad +"Garon Cockrell's out, right, he wants to have dinner tonight. Why do I think that's fun as I get in my electric car and zoom away from him.",Punching down +Ant-man <3,You dropped this +8/3/16 support 24mins in... god damn,Meh get back to me when you're 0/3/24 +So black has no removal in kaledesh?,Now you know what red players feel like. +"I just realized that besides Qui-Gon and Yoda, Anakin kills almost every major character in that movie. Obi-Wan, Padme, Gunray, Mace, Palpatine. He'll probably end up killing off Maul at some point in Rebels.",Mace never died +Nice Guy Car Enthusiast Builds Dreams,Mmmm turbo 2j +Nextcloud Box is an $80 private cloud server kit with 1TB of storage (just add a Raspberry Pi),Good advertisement +"it's a 2jz, so it's probably needed it 3 times by now. source: supra owner",I thought this was only an issue on the non-VVTi engines? +Which is extra dumb because almost everyone puts a huge case on it anyway,"But, but we can't advertise how slim the phone is anymore." +Because the poll was for people that actually use widgets.,Trigger warning: check your widget privilege. +"No absolutely not, it has to due with a large number of factors such as military, social policy, religion and government connection, and most importantly hierarchy.",Well that sure clears things up +"I do not understand the mirror buff. Can someone please explain it? If the mirror gives you a card one level higher, what are the levels of the mirror card going to mean/matter? So what would the difference be between a level 1 and level 2 and level 3 mirror card?",Can't wait for those mirrored lvl 12 RGs. +"Bruh i know lmao I'm Nigerian, I'm saying what he said in it has me in tears not that he's speaking pidgin English",Im dumb af for that my bad +"I'm inclined to agree with you. I'm a fan of idubbz, not particular fond of leafy but I am subscribed to him and some of his videos are entertaining. But even worse is what's seen on this subreddit, the bandwagoning circle jerk. It's incredibly childish and hypocritical.","Your right, leafy's channel is the complete opposite of a circlejerk" +Yeah ! lets hope she gets suspended again would be a great storyline !!,Can we all just hope she gets fired and went to TNA just to tank their ratings even more +give her room to grow into it so they can use it longer,Haha I guess it is like buying clothes or shoes for a kid - always a bit bigger :) +I'm convinced some people love the drama and like to be treated like shit.,"Girls just love douche bag chads and ignore the nice guys whom would treat them with respect, loyalty, and love." +One could argue that world class goaltending from the best goalie in the league may be more responsible for that success than the system.,But after last season why would one even begin to think this ? +CLG blows off the end of the LCS to bootcamp in Korea and is found to be account sharing? FINED. BANNED FROM OGN. XWX elo boosts and tries selling his Riot given account? BANNED. Tryndamere shares Riot given accounts with his toxic buddy who was banned for elo boosting? Doh!,He is one of the good guy toxic buddies though +"I don't think my mom would go behind my back like that, especially because she has no delusions about my sister, she knows how bad she gets. What she is denial tho is that I would choose to not speak to her ever again, since she is my sister is to my mother family is forever, no matter how bad they treat you.",Tell her you're relieved to know that not inviting your sister won't affect your mum's devotion to you since your conduct doesn't matter one way or another. +This is reddit after all. smh,"Let's be honest, Bulba is a terrible player." +Truth. Unfortunately GWB showed us Republicans spend just as wastefully as democrats and the tea party became a thing. Now from a fiscal standpoint I believe there is no difference between the parties. Socially is another story of course.,"Republicans: more police, military spending Democrats: more military, social program spending No stupid, they're *wildly* different." +"In 2012, the value in stolen wages recovered by the US Department of Labor ($280 million) exceeded the combined value ($139 million) of all bank, convenience store, street, and gas station robberies in that same year.",But what about the wealth-generating effect of the trickle-down from increased profits due to wage theft? +Henderson makes me so wet,"Yeah, but he runs weird." +New Alliance roster,Lol +If You Own The Originals Check Your Library For Remasters,Why are you searching for bios on steam? +"But as long as you're not paying directly for the ambulance, you might as well try, because sometimes it does work.",Yeah because fuck those people that might actually need it! +Stop judging me!,"No, you!" +Is he okay?,"Just a bit tired, that's all." +The people who invented heroin own the people who are killing the bees and supporting marijuana prohibition. What a world.,"Go back to reddit everyone, your karma and your arguments mean something" +"Is it really RNG? So over the course of the last few days I have levelled another char to 30 with the aim of easy sweet UG caches I've just made it to UG rank 10, apart from the obvious pistol drops out of these (cus we all appreciate those) I managed to get not 1, not 2, but 3 GS 268 Reclaimer Backpacks.... Seriously? Out of only 10 caches I have also been trying to drop a MP7 for way over a month now and have not gotten a single one, plenty of fuckin shotguns though (as if massive want me to be a twat with shotty) and also looking for a AB Rucksack for the last 2 weeks. I hope this improves in upcoming update cus for me this is a major put off, not being rewarded for effort put in",It seems to me like they have a problem with available entropy on their servers. +"Everyone that has replied to you has put some serious spin into what is other wise correct. $6 million for online activities and that CTR stands for Correct the Record are facts. The other things like that they spent 6 million on reddit, or that they astroturf, that they are funded by the DNC (they are a super PAC not affiliated with the DNC) and other small things are all either unverifiable or just incorrect. NB4, enjoy your CTR money.",Thanks for correcting that record. +"According to fast and the furious, he should have 20 more gears.",Pretty sure they downshift to take corners. +but it takes like an hour to run all the way up there you'll never make it in time,I think the people who camp north bring a ton of brews +Uh yeah cuz medical grade silicone which doesn't allow bacteria to grow on it is waaaay more gross than stuff bleached cotton up in or on your hoohah and having moist crust bloody cotton pads/tampons in the trash in landfills eeeeuggghghg,How dare we even try something our great grandmothers never even knew about! +Stop worrying about what Ice does on his streams It's funnier when you don't think about it too much,d3adscene haHAA +"Big Brother US18 - Episode Discussion - September 16 2016 Ugh, time for the summer clip episode. We'll probably get to see the beginning of the first part of the HOH comp too. Soooooo worth it",Hand the man AFP already. +Does he know *anything?*,Nope +Centre may introduce quota for faculty at IIMs: Javadekar,Why not introduce subsidies for buying their first BMW also while they're at it? +Why the fuck they made a beta if they are realeasing new things without testing it?,It's our fault now. +That's pretty good. I'm not American though,"That's why I specified the US, people are always claiming the US spends 300% of it's budget on the military and taxes the poor to pay for it." +new to Roanoke looking for something to do so i just moved here the 28th of august looking for some fun things to do in or around the city tonight. anyone have some suggestions im 29 and my wife is 27 so we are of age for bars but not big drinkers,Start planning to move away... +Nova!!!! cause why the fuck not - Blizzard,Nova as a Widowmaker skin +"I have a bye and I'm bored, what move did you make at the absolute perfect/worst time? I made two unreal trades that have put me in second place. The first: -I trade Sanchez, Forsythe, and Richards for Bum, Matz, and LeMahieu. Not a week later Richards goes down for the season and DJ goes on an absolute tear. The second: -10 minutes before the second half of the season starts, I deal Myers, Duvall for Votto, Braun. Since then, Votto is hitting .418 and Myers has fallen off the face of the Earth. I'm interested to see what trades made or broke your season!",Traded Ozuna and Adam Jones for Mookie Betts right after the all Star break. +"Even if it was true Saudi would never ever execute an American citizen for homosexuality, let's be real here.",Ya... Saudis are nice like that +Why should people be fined for smoking weed?,Because words on a piece of paper say so. +Mr. Olympia 2016 Prejudging Livestream,Christ that guys lats are fucking huge +This question came up while putting in a college application. There was no alternative.,Not putting #BLM Looks like you don't want to get in +Rad pack pro is awesome.,Let's post this up every week! +The irony that the Alt right wants a safe space,It does tho. +Jealousy,I remember seeing this photo for the firs time on a Razr phone +"Yes! And they set an unfair benchmark that has never, ever, EVER been reached before!",What is Ross Perot? +"Not much option there but to beg for mercy/beg for them to lower their demands as a favor to you. Since it was student housing, is it really that much money?",He can always demand trial by combat. +My right to vote in America. It's pretty gross when you think about it.,"I'm still shocked that as a European, I don't have the right to vote in America!" +I found at least 7 hacks I'm going to use here,"stop worrying oh wow, I am cured, thank, I just need to stop" +Wait... Why is it news that politicians reject hate & promise to do what they got elected to do?,How dare you question it bigot. +Can I get your Dominus pollo caliente?,What do I get for that? +But where would engineering be on this scale? Asking for a friend,"Well there's probably a lot of math applied to scheduling all those trains, so I'd say you're equal to the physicist." +"Based on the hilarious bias of fact checkers like you see at politifact groups, the moderators should definitely stay on the sidelines on this matter. Let the candidates fact check each other based on their own ability to call it out, neither needs a biased crutch helping them along. The last thing I want to see them do is embarrass themselves by claiming that unemployment numbers are manipulated for political purposes is pants on fire while kids being able to get guns easier than books is only false.",Researched facts are biased? +What about the tax returns - he has been lying about them constantly.,just because he breaks precedent and won't release them does not mean he is not a crook... +R u ok,Shh bby is asleep +Priest Holmes was my hero when I was in midget football. I loved watching him run the ball.,Little person football. +"It looks like No Man's Sky, but in real life.",The anisotropy on that stop sign is a dead giveaway +"push it out. Fake a smile, alert disaster. Just in time.",It's about Tom's declining interest in Blink and how he has to put up a facade to get through everything. +"Nothing? He was saying it doesn't matter what sport you play, athletes feed off the energy of a crowd.",I guess i should have included +"ill trade you the pumpkin, trail and an antenna for some items rn if u want :^)",oh man i don't know if i have anything valuable enough.. +"US midlands farmers, apparently. Tons of farms there are either pure soybean or pure maize, not rotating anything, always dumping their soil full of pesticides and fertilisers after each harvest. Of course, crop rotation isn't *actually* a new thing, not even in the US. I'd have to go on a larger google binge than I'm prepared for right now to find the article I once read that inspired me to formulate things such and completely left out the history of crop rotation.",Crop rotation is a liberal lie to give history professors grant money. +"In metro 2034 I had to fight a boss that was outside with about 20 seconds of air canister left. Half the fight was me putting on my mask for one second and then taking it off right after to try and save it, I died about 5 times doing this but finally made it through. Wasn't that good of an experience.",Damn that would be hilarious af to see it actually happen in front of you +Bet him and Nigel Hayes would be great fun to watch together,do you guys love the Stanley Johnson - Frank Kaminsky bromance as much as I do? +What the fuck is console blur? Do you even know what you are talking about?,"Of course he does, he's an intellectual redditor like most" +I don't understand why these child actors are never grateful for the opportunity that they got and instead just blame the industry for taking away their 'normal' childhood.,Yeah they should just be grateful for all that vile criticism and child molesting! +Half of U.S. smartphone users download zero apps per month,But... but... mobile gaming is the future! +You don't rescue pigs you only hinder bacon. But damn is this bacon adorable.,I've never heard that joke before. +You do realize a motorcycle can weigh a few hundred pounds? Then on top of that the guy was wearing a jacket and helmet. Not too easy bro.,My car is a few thousand I don't get out all breathy. +"Message to Studio Ghibli - David Bull, a traditional Japanese wood print artisan is trying to get studio Ghibli attention to make a print series inspired of their movies.",Damn weebs +"$10/gallon milk? Yes, if milk cost increased at the same rate as college tuition in the last 2 decades",But But but... If corporations make money it'll eventually trickle down to the poor +What your phone looks like if it slips out of your pocket at 30 mph,Result: shattered dreams of a relationship :D +Guess the licensing let him down.,"Gave him the run around, you could say." +My girlfriend when I don't reply between games... I'm more important than Flying Turbocharged Super Mega Car Ball! This is a literal quote. She didn't actually know what I was doing. I love her more than ever.,"Gosh, it's supersonic acrobatic rocket-powered battle-cars, get it right." +"Ghazelle here. I stopped going after Gamergate. Came back during the primary because the Bernie movement reminded me a ton of Gamergate with its sexism and racism, but no one wanted to listen. meh.",Bernie supporters are so racist and sexist +Reposting because of downvotes. Bill Clinton said the 500% increase in Syrian refugees could be used to rebuild Detroit? DO NOT let them be electricians.,I'm sure the majority-black city will appreciate the cultural enrichment. +"This madness will end when public mentality in the inner cities changes. I went over to the 6abc Philly Facebook article for this. The amount of comments applauding the shooter, talk about purging officers, and other hateful remarks made me want to leave this planet. It sucks, the hate and narrative pushed by some of these justice groups is putting officers lives in jeopardy.",WELL MAYBE IF COPS STOPPED SHOOTING BLACK PEOPLE THEN THEY WOULD STOP SHOOTING COPS +Give this man a validated doomsayer.,I believe the correct term is vindicated. +Well mourinho himself said Rooney isn't a 6 so he definitely won't play in central midfield,He's definitely a 10 tho +"My Senior Quote Dilemma I'm a senior in high school. Yesterday, I finally found a quote I really want to use for the yearbook. The quote is: If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. -Lyall Watson Those of you who've played Civilization V know where I got this quote from. On the bus ride home yesterday, I told my friend about the quote I picked and she said that I should pick a humorous quote instead of something deep (her words). So now I'm really unsure what to do. Do I go with a serious quote, like the one I picked? Or do I try and find a funny quote? I don't have to choose anytime soon, but I'd like to hear feedback from all of you. What do you think?","Depends on what kind of person you were in high school, and how you want to be remembered." +Fox Sues Netflix for Poaching Two Executives,Because once you sign a contact they totally own and get to dictate every part of your life. +"That's not my experience with women. It would be more like, Come on out to the lake! I bought your favorite beer! This is over. Oh, and I'm fucking your best friend.",Sounds typical +Vikings.,"Don't worry man, Sam Bradford is going to finally live up to his potential and take you to the Super Bowl!" +"I'd love to see that building used for something, but can't imagine what considering the condition it's in. You can peak inside some of the windows where the cardboard has peeled back and it looks like there's some extensive water damage.",It can be gutted and rebuilt. +TIL MGE rank icon has circle off center..,"Wow, you're the first to notice this" +"Roelly not on line, big fucking gut, gtfo",Don't you mean R-ow-ly? +This team looks good! Go Bucks!,They look basic to me +"The Rock is a fucking monster, I knew he was huge but jeez",Total natty too +I actually don't understand the point of another circlejerk sub. Having better .gifs doesn't change the fact this is just cancer. A waste of talent. 0/10,Your comment history is relatively... pessimistic... +Dirty Bomb - Frog Jumping (Reddit Challenge 2),7/16 haxor confirmed +"No, I'm telling you, textbooks are literally cheaper to ship. The USPS gives a discount on shipping books.",media mail +Merkel faces setback in Berlin vote due to migrant fears,~~migrant fears~~ islamophobic fascists +According to the article women have a higher virginity rate than men (44% vs 42%). Sounds more like WGTOW.,sounds like rape culture to me +Funtime Freddy,stop leaking +At least 1 reported dead after stabbing at Minnesota mall,"Obviously a fringe case, due to mental health and a fault at our society to accommodate Muslims." +Libertarian Party Candidate Strips on Stage During Convention,"Yup, there certainly seems to be a viable third party in America" +Black Isle? INTERPLAY? Who are these Obsidian wannabe dickwads?,Lol they are actually Obsidian wannabe +Well *THAT'S* fucking disconcerting.,"but Hillary only wants 12 bucks for the minimum wage, she is a republican, I'm going to vote Johnson, he is closer to Bernie in all policies" +"Pilots and Flight Attendants, which airports do you love and which ones do you hate?",Just because noone has said in this thread...Singapore Changi Airport +"BB, RB's and Fumbles There's been a lot of debate about Blount in the last week following a performance in which he had a costly fumble, and a touchdown that saw him carry half a defense across the goal line. As we all know BB prefers running backs that secure the ball consistently, which was always a point of contention with Ridley. I wanted to get a better sense of how often our running backs actually fumble so I looked up (I believe) all of the relevant backs during the BB era so I could compare their fumbles per touch (rushing and receiving) during their time with the Patriots. Below are the results: * Player: Touches, Fumbles , Touches per Fumble * Faulk: 1295, 20, 65 * Smith: 841, 7, 120 * Dillon: 810, 8, 101 * Ridley: 672, 9, 75 * Maroney: 582, 5, 116 * Green-Ellis: 536, 0, N/A * Blount: 412, 5, 82 * Morris: 383, 4, 95 * Vereen: 324, 2, 162 * Bolden: 247, 0, N/A * Woodhead: 232, 2, 116 * Redmond: 197, 3, 66 * Evans: 147, 1, 147 * Lewis: 85, 2, 43 * White: 82, 0, N/A Interesting to see that Dion Lewis has the fewest touches per fumble, however he also has the second smallest sample size so that can/will skew the results. What's most interesting to see is that Faulk has the second worst touches per fumble, yet hands down the most touches and longest tenure. However, after a closer look 10 of his 20 fumbles came in his first 3 seasons so he certainly improved in this area over time (13 seasons total). James White, Law Firm and Brandon Bolden are all fumble-less, which speaks to why Bolden has been able to remain in the roster (along with his ST value). Faulk, J.R. Redmond and Lewis are the only players worse than Ridley in this area, and really Lewis shouldn't count given the small sample size. J.R. wasn't a particularly good back and Faulk was much better at securing the ball after his first three seasons, so I think the criticism of Ridley is justified. As for Blount, he's right between Ridley and Morris/Dillon in terms of fumbles. He's not terrible, but there's certainly room for improvement there. I don't have any big conclusion here, I just figured since I bothered to do all the math I might as well share it in case anyone else was interested/bored as fuck on a Saturday night. If you think I've missed any important RB's please let me know and I will add them to the list. Fuck the Jets.",It has nothing to do with Belichicks player selection it's the .25 psi taken out of all the balls! +that makes me feel so much better about the new album in that case - I really dislike Daft Punk,You just don't understand the intricacies of French House +Songs With A Deeper Meaning? What are some Monstercat songs that have a deeper meaning to their lyrics. I'm pretty sure Pink Cloud is one. Thanks :),Deeper Love +Gus Malzahn soars to the top of the SEC West's hot seat rankings,Where is Saban on that list? +"Tip: always call the person whose card gets no votes trash. Your statement is baseless but he will feel bad because he'll think everyone agrees, even though they just didn't bother voting.",I think you forgot the +"Weird how those conspiracies prove true and here I am, still waiting on sharia law enforced by jade helm to take me to a FEMA camp",Aaaany day now. +"there is not such thing as reverse racism, you are a racist just like trimblco",I should've added that +"Yeah, guaranteed, because every other thing Trump has said or done this election cycle has been logical and based in reality.",Yeah but what about those emails? +"You need to be a certain level to play missions of certain DLC. Some people just want to get to the latest stuff instantly. If it were me, I'd pass on that level 40 jump until I was done with all missions. As a day 1 guardian I advise you play all the missions, destiny is a really cool game and some missions are really awesome.",Day 1 guardian? +What is CTR?,Everyone who disagrees with a Trump presidency is actually paid to have that opinion on the internet. +The mental image of the Trinity Killer sitting down to write children's books is disturbing.,Arthur is just misunderstood. +Now $650 million isn't a lot of money. How Trump is winning among Americans with lower incomes is astounding.,Mangerine is going to make it rain money like the Joker in Batman maybe? +"I'm mad that the assault victims aren't being taken seriously by Trump supporters, but honestly, how can they justify Trump's claims that he walked in the dressing rooms of Miss TEEN pageants?! How the fuck is that not a huge deal breaker?! It's really bugging me the more I think about it.",Because he's the owner. +"Brigade away deplorables, you can't brigade the polls unless y'all want to break the law B)",1000 down votes equal 1 electoral vote right? +Islamic State supporter behind Minnesota stabbings,But we may never know the true motive. +Just noticed this little Easter egg in the Kanal map,Oh wow you must be the first posting this +That's one epic backstab,Stop complaining about trickstabs he's a pro spy +"I'm bored so let's go down this road. I do not see an issue with them asking for paper proof, but if they are going to put a person thru that level of scrutiny and got it wrong they should pay pay for it. I particularly do not care who shits next to me, but some women do and I will forever advocate for their right before I advocate for the right of non passing/pre op trans women.",Couldn't agree more - some people are just more important than others! +"At this rate, I can buy all my tier 10's in no time!!",that's what you get for spamming heat you dirty noob unicum scrub heat spammer +Just a reminder: the Big 12 could have added Louisville. 6 first place votes!!!!,Yeah I'm real glad we got you guys instead. +cisaBoTwoH,Lol you got caught copying HowToBasic +No one suck as much Apple dick as....,This is perhaps the most quality post I have ever seen. +"I'm a simple man. If it explodes and injures people, it's a bomb. If it cooks soup real quick, it's a pressure cooker.",Is the S7 a bomb? +Trump has diplomats abandoning vows of silence,Diplomats are just globalist shills +Can I kiss you?,1-1-1-3-1-3-1-1-1 +If we're posting Essence Wins... (ESC),no life roll vendor trash +What is this I am watching? Is that what defense looks like?,Is this real life? +"What is the greatest science fiction movie that has never been made? I would go with 'Ringworld', 'Tau Zero', or 'Orphans of the Sky'.",Dune +Wow. It's been a while since I've seen that many children beat up on a reasonable person like that.,"Since it's a PC gaming sub, I would imagine that a while would be somewhere near 20 seconds or so." +Yes! And get professionally fitted for the nicest bras you can afford. Makes you feel good to know you have excellent undies on.,"I wouldn't let her know, she'd probably steal them because she has so little and tell OP to be grateful for whatever she has" +Quick question. Does anyone else have problems with the remote start setting off the alarm? It happens nearly every time I remote start it.,"No problems with that for me... Gorgeous car, does she let you drive it ?" +Girl I can barely remember Adore walking out at this point.,Adore was on this season? +Battlefield would be good,Battlefield would be okay. +But pre-ordering is on par with killing jesus. Pre-ordering kills innocent kittens,Ya I bet you've **never** made a mistake in your life either. +I was under the possibly mistaken impression that Kasich was term-limited.,"No, you're correct." +Who shit in your cheerios? Relax guy.,Clearly an AP and or Lacy owner. +Nasi goreng malaysia ada yang pake kecap manis. Nasi goreng Malaysia macem2. Pernah kerja di restoran Malaysia,Itu nasi goreng indo yg dijual di malaysia kali? +What is a myth you are tired of hearing?,That Michelle Obama is not a man +Black people can't be racist.,"Of course blacks can't be racist, you fucking white male" +"You get sued, you get sued, everyone gets sued!","Murica, the country where everyone sues everyone." +Nazi time capsule discovered in Poland,Just like the camps the capsule is now Polish +Full HD 8K texture update no pop-ins and the galaxy isn't a skybox anymore.,"Great,now i look into the new 2GB Update released an hour ago." +Why not cease fire when you see on the radar another ship is about to enter your line of fire?,who the fuck stares at their radar waiting to see if a cop is about to run into my fire. +I can't believe I actually bought one of these sissy cages! I really thought this whole sissy thing was a passing phase when it started about a year ago!,Once you get your first cock you'll never go back! +That's what I was thinking. I saw that ship coming a mile away from the radar.,"Psh, you should be able to do whatever you want and win, and if you're not winning the game is wrong." +"Other than a Bitcoin wallet, what would this entail?",Allowing children to buy drugs on the darknet (alphabay Ect.) +"When you get timed hard, you flick even harder.",That corticera must've been blessed by Hiko! +Domestic violence against men soars to record levels as number of cases treble in past decade,Are you fucking serious dont you know that men cant suffer from domestic violence? +Or you will find out you aren't as compatible intimately with that person as you thought and life will go into a tailspin of what ifs and regret. Seen it happen multiple times.,"Yeah, because people who do it before they get married never have whatifs and regrets" +How else are they going to see each other?,If she got off her ass and took care of the god damn sunchokes! +And almost all of Gujarat.... Woh nahi dikhta tumko?,The ones that matter are either in Mumbai or the US anyway +Jose Mourinho didn't give me a chance - Papy Djilobodji,Jose fucked with KDB first and then Papi too! +Official Clash Of Clans Twitter Page Hits 2 Million Followers!,This game is dying +Mind me asking who? I know a couple of the guys working down there after my summer season '14-'15 at pole. I really want to go back but I don't want to put a pause on my flying.,Whenever I talked to him he was pretty tight lipped about details of what was going on at pole so I probably shouldn't say... +(Y) Let's do it,Done. +"Does this make me a Poser? I have a 05 Silver WRX and I am thinking of doing the STI Solid Fog Light Covers, Not my Car Pic.",The fog covers were tuned by sti for better aero so I don't see the problem here. +There should really be some exceptions to that rule.,No witch hunts unless they are IRL witchhunts! +"Had my first near-crash today After over a year of successful and safe commuting I had my first scary encounter today, not with a car, but with another cyclist. I was rolling down a hill at a moderate to high speed, while the other person was going up. As I approached him I stayed on the right side of the bike path, as any sane person would do in a country that drives on the right. The other person initially kept to the right, but started to wobble towards the middle, and so I started braking and turning to avoid him. He looked at me with a slightly confused look, as if his brain had been focused on something completely different than what he was looking at, and steered to his left, coming over to my side of the bike path, making me brake fully whilst turning away as brutally as I could to avoid hitting him. I didn't hit him, but instead slid a few meters sideways on the asphalt before I came to a complete stop with my bike on top of me. He didn't stop or anything, just kept going, but looked back at me with a confused look further up the hill, as if he hadn't understood what had just happened, and unsurprisingly he didn't stop when I shouted at him. I now have a hole in my pants and a scratched up knee, but the bike seems fine, or at least it got me home. I haven't looked that closely at it yet. Not very happy, and of course I feel that he was in the wrong for turning over into my lane. I could obviously have gone slower, but braking to 15 km/h downhill in case somebody does something stupid isn't really that tempting. Was I in the wrong for rolling too fast or he for suddenly changing lanes and steering towards somebody coming in the opposite direction?",Hit him next time to make sure he stops. +"We got way too many flags yesterday. Some were just real bad: Kam's facemask - just super blatant. Some were bullshit: Kearse and Lockett PI calls - on each of those the defender slipped a little at the moment of separation which draws the flag; there was not actual push-off on either. Some were bullshit and stupid on our part: Marsh facemask - he had Keenum dead to rights, why go for the head?. Overall it was sloppy and frustrating play to watch. Oh well, let's go 1-0 next week. Bring on the 49ers.",Okay locketts PI call was a blatant push let's not get too self serving. +"You men should all now realize, don't speak unless spoken to.",Forgot the +"So stoic, I wish I was an emotionless robot with no friends",Jeez calm down why are you getting so triggered? +Lady Gaga to Perform at Super Bowl 2017,Nothing screams football like lady gaga +When Protech gets matched with a noob,I love watching loud people obnoxiously shout the same thing over and over... exactly what I look for when choosing a stream +I made a wifi-controlled RGB lED sign for my boyfriend,"Nice project, can you show the web page please?" +"It is a godsend to hear see those words, Pittsburgh offensive line is beastly. They had such a bad O-line for YEARS.",Munchakkk deserves so much damn credit +"Lol, You're getting downovoted because he editted his comment.","To be fair, I was being a bit pedantic." +There is ALWAYS a chance they get away.,There's always a chance of you getting BM'd if you last hit **my** kill +"not really, no","I don't think he could've made it much more obvious, but I guess I'll do it for him..." +"Have been casually doing eBay for years, may have opportunity to personally run a pawn/resale shop. Looking for advice?",You'll never know what's gonna come through that door +"Oh sorry, I was talking about what happened in reality, not the fantasy world Sanders diehards constructed to avoid having to accept defeat.",yeah it's not like there were a ton of leaked emails confirming this specifically or anything +Then you need to seek professional health for your inability to feel empathy.,"Yea, feeling bad for murderers and thugs is something I feel I need in my life." +Can we please get some more realistic headgear instead of this Call of Duty shit?,Cause CoD is definitey the fps known for goofy hats +Does anyone know what happened to SSB4Decoder,He flipped off the subreddit and left. +"If you are that flexible, have at it.",Can I eat some chicken strips^(like a boss) afterwards too? +You will vote a neocon over a life long liberal democrat just bc the neocon has a d infront.,Makes sense! +Only 8gb of RAM? That can barely do anything. We need at least 8 times that much.,Your right if we just had 64 gigs of RAM we could just get rid of internal storage and store everything in the RAM! +Pros being humble. Thats new.,You can't trust what the North Americans say in interviews +did the club fucking forget that he gave us the worst season in America's HISTORY? fucking mormons,"Classic mormons, always messing things up." +"DONT BE AFRAID TO BACKDOOR (if they are taking op) If your team just took an inhibitor and you see the enemy team is going for op, This is one of the most opportune moments to go for their core. Typically you and one other person can take their core quicker than they can take op and turn it in. Especially if you have black buff. Try it out sometime, haven't lost a game yet from doing it.",But then how are we supposed to pad our stats? +"Please just stop, You've BMed and no one cares, idk what that comment had to do with anything. Very annoying how you think calling me a BMer makes everything good. Please stop.","Please stop Mr.Bmer, very offensive." +"If heaven exists, what would you like God to say to you when you arrive at the pearly gates?",Go Gators! +Olympus OM-D E-M1 Mark II - Cinema 4K at 237Mbp!! - 20MP - 5 Axis IS - 121 AF points - Weather Sealed,But no 4k 60p so it must be shit. +Red Hot Chili Peppers announced a North American tour!,Buffalo here I come! +Your advice is to do a 1-2 year body recomp to see if his girlfriend right now is being an asshole. What?,"Yeah then he might become healthier, stronger, and better looking for no reason" +"Origi, Can and Ings: Brilliant goals in training","Jeez, Mignolet looks shite!" +The combat potion for ranged if your ranged and melee if your melee? Literally nothing has changed,How in the world did you figure that out? +Yes. We all live together in peace.,"Boring.... Nukes, nukes , nukes................." +In iOS 10 you can export pictures to iCloud Drive. That way you can erase it from photos app and keep them more hidden.,Do you happen to know if it saves the live picture or just a static one? +I'm genuinely excited and enthusiastic to vote for Hillary,You monster +"If Venezuela is a good example of socialism, well then yes.",SEE WHY THIS IS WHY SOCIALISM DOESNT WORK +"The only sort of delusional thing I saw with this post was that she thought she was writing calligraphy. I mean, I guess that could be calligraphy but if it is, then it isn't very good. I can also see it being sort of delusional in the sense that she is asking if people are interested in her writing on hangers for their special day. But other than that, it just seems like she is having fun making random crafts for her sisters wedding.","I think you're confusing calligraphy with modern calligraphy, there's a big difference." +Amy Schumer tries to be funny on the red carpet,YAAAAS BITCH XD +Plot twist: Donald is the father of Ivanka's newborn.,Shouldn't a twist be unexpected? +Best Isolation Scorers in the NBA (Comments for more details!),But but but Steph Curry needs screens to be effective! +Is there a flag present there? Because I don't fly one inside my house.,"Step up your patriotism, traitor." +Country before party,But he won't be able to run for re-election in 2020! +PGT 9/19/16 DODGERS LAY DOWN THE LAW,DON'T LOOK AT US YOU BUM +Sometimes the most important fluid in an ambulance is gasoline.,"I guess volume is volume in fluid resuscitation...better bolus the gasoline thru a CVL, could irritate peripheral veins." +I think there might be a bunch of salty Giants fans downvoting everyone.,But that's OUR thing! +"It's not a Styles Clash, but still a damn good reversal. Brain buster into a Package Piledriver.",I think you'll find that's a blue thunder bomb into a package pile driver +"He was probably yelling HERE WE GO! as he was starting his route, because Postal Employees are very happy, cheery people. That's why they call when you are in a super good mood, Going Postal.",kek +Instead of blaming it on retarded teammates maybe you guys should reevaluate why you can't make it to 3k+. Any player that deserves to be in 3k+ can carry a team to it eventually.,Oh yeah definitely a good Lucio/Zenyatta can carry a game with Reinhardt DPS and Reaper snipers +"Correct, at the moment I have no gameplan without HS except to get lucky long enough to hardcast the BBMF's. I threw in shred mem to fetch and am going to add the 4th summoning. Though still unclear on gameplan without HS.",[[Commune with the Gods]] can enable graveyard jank as well +"There's a teleporter to the right, past the regular mole machine.",Filthy casuals! +When people decide to be shitty at Yaka,At least he warned you +"People sometimes get their legs cut off as a medical necessity, and that's fine. Cutting off the leg of a baby for aesthetic purposes when it can give no consent for the removal of a functional body part is not. Do you see?",If by doing so you prevent diseases and infection during infancy and the rest of hid life then I think it is justified +"Which character is your 'white whale'? The one unit you're desperately questing after but can't land. For me it's Vaan. I really need a Full Break character, and his Focus skill would be a great addition to my magic team","Vivi :( have spend thoudsands of lapis on FF9 banner, but couldnt even get 1 Vivi....multiple zidanes, garnets, even some Kuja and lanis.. why does RNG hates me so much :'(" +FACEIT confirmed to fix the choke issue!,I think this gives an unfair advantage to Astralis in the next ECS Finale. +then maybe immortals should win the match??? you have some stupid ass logic,Shit forgot the +Well he did say he might lie also,I love it how he tells it like it is. +"But you can stack several of those missions, right? It says passenger count: 2","oh great, lets do the missions in a way that engage resetting the mission board!" +Yah but who's responsible for the front bumper?,"Well, I couldn't settle *every* argument with photographic evidence." +Are you high? -Some racist nerd who doesn't even blaze,the devils lettuces causes interbreeding so of course it would fool people into thinking that non whites are people too +"Safe to mix different brands of the same trans fluid? My truck is about due for an ATF drain and fill but this time I want to try out a different fluid like Mobil 1 or Valvoline DexVI instead of the crappy, cheap ACDelco DexVI that I've been using. It has over 150k miles on it so I don't want to do a full flush. And besides that I don't think GM recommends a flush ever in the manual. It's a 1996 K1500. Can I drain the 5 quarts of the current DexVI, fill it back up with the different brand Dex VI, then drive around til it's time to do another drain and fill? I was thinking of doing them in 10-15k mile intervals. I know it will take several drain/fills until ALL the old fluid has been replaced but I'm just wondering if I can drive with like 12 quarts of ACDelco DexVI and 5 quarts of Valvoline DexVI in the system.",It's called transgender fluid you intolerant prick! +"End the drug war. Let these poor people come out of the shadows and get help for their addiction. You cannot punish someone into getting clean. It doesn't work. Addiction is it's own punishment, and it is far worse than anything the criminal justice system metes out.","but what about my private prison $'s, my prescription medicine $'s, and my we-only-deal-with-the-symptoms-not-the-causes private hospital/clinic $'s?" +Best Badges? (For Ultimate Team),Minnesota United +"It felt pretty late, given that my childhood friends all had girls pregnant at 16.",Yeah mate you really fucked up there +Which cartoon or TV show do you wish could be brought back?,"Arrested Development, it's a shame they only made 3 seasons" +you guys still remember?,Looks good whens it coming out? +"We had this happen in Phoenix about 12 years ago, a gas pipeline burst near Tucson and the entire Phoenix metro area panicked for like two weeks. People would line up for hours, filling up Jerry cans, topping off their boats, and get in fistfights while they waited. Don't do that. It'll pass. Stay home, use your Netflix, let other suckers panic and line up for $5/gallon gas while you drive sparingly. Eventually people will calm down when they run out of tanks to top off.","Im not worried myself, school even gave us a day off of in-class, so its actually a little convenient lol" +"So you are not American? I would be angry if suddenly the only Europeans were the Germans, as if that was a synonym. Have you read Galeano? He says that all people from the Americas have been remove from the toponimic, and only USA can be considered America. I am just tightening the error.",Must've dropped my +The dankest weapon in the game is on sale today,nerf in next patch confirmed. +*This* is what illegally using the charitable tax code really looks like.,Im not convinced until we find a reddit account post that confirns this. +"He does not run like a qb should... He lowers his shoulder which is not what you want to see from a qb, especially when he cracked his ribs",Well at least if he lowers his shoulder they probably won't hit his ribs +DOUZ,DOVA +You will not be forgotten,#Grenade +Become an accountant. You use a pc everyday,mom i need i7 7700k for excel +"Lol, Sweden scene right now is actually kinda funny. Hey guys we easily have the talent pool to make at least 2 top 3 level teams, lets make 3 that aren't.",B...but player-owned organizations +To maximize impact and news coverage. The same reason Assange waited until October to make the leaks.,Those leaks were BOMBSHELLS! +there's one called chiquita bannana and one called sunkist. it's a name you're not using the logo or anything.,Sorry... forgot the +"In the new star wars reboot (the first of the three), Nero threatens the captain with a centurian brain slug and says codes please. Kind of a cool scene.",Hmm.. I need to watch again. +Can't wait for that TPP.,Only way to stop it is to elect Hillary who opposes it. +"come on guys, keep it going!",But its sooooooo long! +"Boo hoo. He came back with a new account already, I personally hate Roo because he hates any dissent he gets.",But but but... his freedom of speech. +Let's get us another race!,I dunno maybe we should work together this time. +Found the JEW!,Wow sure you've got a degree in (((mathematics))) and (((economics))) +used that 40 DS offer.. is that good?,"You pulled 3 ssr on a discounted multi, that is awful." +s you dropped this,"Based on the consensus of MacOS Siri users, she probably works as well as she did on the iPhone 4" +Bariura Black Ops,Where's Grybe +How the Evasion Buff Works,We Brave Exvius nao +Why did god kill everyone else then?,"Simple, they obviously didn't pray hard enough..." +"With all those links that Sneaky clicks on from donations. I'm not too surprised, might've been a trojan that got into his computer.","Yes because Sneaky has every team's passwords, account info, personal info and passports." +In gonna say the ufc does also big numbers drive hype for the sport. Doing shit numbers in NYC would make the UFC look kind they are losing momentum. It should be one of the biggest events ever,"Nah bro, nobody cares about money." +I would be lying if I wasn't foaming at the mouth to see that event. Who isn't? If she were to be sick through this whole month to avoid the debates she will be toast. So either way she would lose. Who will elect a president who is sick for two months prior to the election?,people who aren't sexist! +This just feels like one of those mistakes they're going to dig in and stick with no matter what too.,"Aegis sov is such a success, the player engagement is *so* high, they must love it" +"Come on Mr./Ms. Thunderbolt you're the main I'd expect to get this done asap. Summer girls are out for another week, farm 200 candies and quad max that Zephyr!! You can do it, I know you can",Or he could just feed his barto to zephyr. +David Ruddock is Tearing Allo Apart on Twitter,Doing what he does best. +Blue items will only go up to 340. You need to start decrypting legendaries.,what are these legendary engrams you speak of +why do fucking ESL teachers in Korea act like whiny entitled stupid fucking cunts? Why? Are they stupid? Do they need help? Are they trying to flag down someone to fuck them in the ass? Stop being a racist fucking little prick you piece of shit...,Yes complaining that people are loud in cafes is racist. +Clearly there's an original,"No, now the meme is on every copy everywhere." +Who wants to eat lunch with someone who has pneumonia,Pretty sure he was +"Anyone else notice an extremely large amount of Sports anime in the upcoming anime season? We got Haikyuu!!, Keijo!!!!!!!!, Yuri!!! on Ice, All Out!!(rugby anime? now I have seen it all), Long Riders!, Anitore! XX, Tiger Mask Teekyuu 8, Shakunetsu no Takkyuu Musume, Days (TV). That is 10 different sports anime this season. It isn't just me right? This is kind of a lot right? **I checked, there was literally only 3 sports anime this past season.**",TIL Keijo is a sports anime and not soft core hentai +"How to do the frot? Yes, the title seems like a dance craze. But I made an account because I needed some type of tutorial. I've watched videos (of course) and I've tried it before with guys and it's not perfect like in porn :/ Does anyone have like a step-by-step way to do it or a recommendation? 100% not trolling.",Just go between his thighs +Bullies are a great example. They beat on me until I socked one of them straight in the mouth. I honestly don't think anything else would have worked!,Historic stuff man :O +"I hope HL3 is as much of a *holy fuck wat* revolution as HL1 was. Granted, HL1 was based on the Quake 1 engine, but, damn, did it effectively establish what a modern FPS (or modern first-person game overall, for that matter), consists of. Aside from perhaps Shogo: Mobile Armor Division (lol Monolith), no other FPS of the time came close.","Half life 3 on the vive, redefined the fps genre on valve's new hardware" +"Or buff his hp and speed, and make his other gun disappear when he has a turret placed",If you want to hammer people down play Rein... Why would you use a hammer in close combat if you have a shotgun? +far left?!,Communists and anarchists aren't real. +Peeling food with machines,MORE +"so until they do, then this is exactly the same as Oculus Home.",Except for the whole contracts thing... +Is it weird that they haven't talked about Yoga Hosers yet? Is it that bad? I really wanted to see it.,I was kind of hoping they'd stick a 2 minute section of the movie followed by SIR Guy in front of every episode for the next 3 year to be honest. +"Black guy points gun at black cop and gets shot? Man, fuck white people.",They're fucking devils. +Maybe he'll give us a Christmas present ?,HUR DUR I DUN WANNA WAIT TIL THEN I WANT NAO K FUK LUKA WHAT A FEG. +"Not sure where you are from, but in most western European countrys they will never get a search Warrant just because you order that small amount of Meds. 10 MDMA pills i ordered once got intercepted and i just got a Letter..... i didn't answer and Charges got dropped after a Month..... the EU is very different when it comes to Drugs than the US.",Good old long arm of the law in the US of A Hurray for freedom +My Mercury Guide (FIRST GUIDE),i would read all of this if your name wasn't porn cheese +"But in Islam, it's the same God.",Maybe he was upset the Christians were praying to some three - pronged bastardization god. +Neither can I. I feel like the bears are gonna do what they did last year when cutler was out against Seattle it's gonna be terrible to watch the defensive will be competitive until they are ridiculously tired,Is winning 3 straight even legal? +"See people like touchthesun above. Americans, mostly white Americans, are incapable of critical thinking.",You just don't understand trumps sarcasm like they do +Got a feeling Rooney will score a hattrick tonight. Not sure if thats a good or a bad thing anymore...,"Ye i'd prefer him to break his leg and get sent off, why should we ever wish for our player and captain to score a hat trick" +GBBO 2016: Week 5 - Pastry Week,"Rav, I love you, you're worthy!" +"I don't know, San Diego is really trying hard.",Colts and saints could use a few more on defense as well +Think about all the people on that ship who watched him and did nothing. Are these really the kind of people we need in the west?,You're just being intolerant to others cultures +Some of the more liberal literalists insist it was two of each *kind*. Like one bear that went to become all the different types of bears for example. The real crazy ones are the ones insisting that every species and subspecies was on the ark,And shortly after this all evolution went through a phase of rapid acceleration and created a huge variety of all species and has since slowed to mere micro-evolution and could NEVER create the amazing and beautiful variation of life we see today! +Kings should trade Rudy Gay before season opener,Rudy Gay to the Spurs +#POTUS45 SIGNED MY SON'S ABSENT NOTE FOR SCHOOL! #MAGA,is that a white supremacist t shirt +The GOP's Jewish Donors Are Abandoning Trump,I thought Trump had the support of law enforcement. +Nvidia no longer supports more than two way SLI.,4 1080's means double SLI! +"Double blueberry mead with rose hips. This was day one, 8 days latter it bright purple and still fermenting",Can we see the former? +A real dinosaur hammer.,That's too far now! +Ravine & palisades bomb squad anyone know what happened?,We've got a surplus of military equipment so local governments overspend local taxes to outfit cops who aren't trained to use it. +"Why is WPIRG named WPIRG? Why does WPIRG refer to it self as a research group? Going over their activities and efforts, I don't see any examples of public interest research.",Waterloo Public Money Squanderers doesn't have quite the same ring to it... +CJ - what are you up to tonight self explanatory,making another goddamn pizza crust +"@LD2K: Regarding the MyCAREER practice boosts - free throws, for example - NOT staying, a fix will be coming to address this.","So they cheated us on our FT's, im a god damn PG wtf OH WAIT im a role player shooting FT's isnt my job i guess" +"Well in the US, mainline conservatism is based mostly on Calvinism at it's roots, and liberalism modernism, and post-modernism. Both movements have their serious issues in their full strength form.",Yay Puritans! +What game/game series would make for a GOOD FNaF crossover?,Garfield Kart. +what's wrong with him? And who do I play if I'm into winning?,Arc Warden and Tinker are pretty balanced. +Batman is a savage,The origins of Zach Snyder's Batman. +What a croc of shit. War games in general are exploitative of war itself. Just because a war game shows grief all of a sudden now it's in poor taste? Not the game itself where you are reducing the horrors of war and death and violence to an entertainment product? What I gather from your argument is that you are fine with war games so long as they refrain from reminding you that the war was actually a real event coupled with real tragedy and suffering.,TIL Saving Private Ryan is exploiting war and is in poor taste. +Wednesday Night Thread Brought to You by Tom Hardy's Performance in the Revenant! :),I'm still expecting him to take off his nerd glasses and then become Jack Bauer... +What is this bush made out of?,Concrete? +Sure they can. At this point most Rift users are more fanatical than the worst ATI fanbois.,"ATi hasn't existed for like 7 years now, and Nvidiots are by far the worst - trailed only by the PowerVR crusaders and the 3dfx framerate is life idiots who've never seen 32 bit color." +"There's a multimillionaire who frequents a local game store (card games, board games, tabletop, etc.) in my city. On a whim, he decided to pick up a new tabletop game. He commissioned a few local painters to build and paint an army for him, which consisted of almost every miniature in the game for that particular faction. And just like that, in a single day, he threw down over $10,000 on miniatures and professional labor. Just because he wanted to try out a game.","But $10,000 is normal for Warhammer?" +BREAKING: CNN reporter gets taken down by protester! CNN is now asking the police for help after they race baited all day!,These sure are peaceful protests! +Both schools I've attended *use* Twitter to communicate with students.,Soz mate forgot the +Where the hell is Evan Peters?,I saw some pictures of him at a haunted house the other night. +SJW's don't cause everything...,"Of course they do, they stole the master key to controlling the media from the Jews" +"Sadly, the first version of this joke I ever heard was the one where the man walks into a bar and says ouch. So my mental picture is a metal bar, painted black, horizontally mounted at the forehead level.",I imagine them walking into a hanging pullup bar (hanging way too low) inside of an actual bar. +"Honestly...I think so too, as crazy as it sounds.",Would I want my WR to play GB or IND ... Lol +Reasons to live,careful i heard on the news that pepe is a white supremacy symbol +"Discussing flash's Speed in the new episodes So I want to know how the hell The Rival is even close to a challenge for Flash, after being able to out-speed Zoom without a problem. It should of been more like Zoom's first fight with the flash, where he totally demolished him.",I fell asleep during the episode.. Is it me or this show losing its edge and succumbing to baddie of the week syndrome? +Awesome! Join our FB group if you can! :) Birmingham Vegan Advocacy,Done! +That's some hardcore horror movie logic right there,That or they wanted to watch the birth of Batman. +"Shortages getting worse. I did 3 jobs last Saturday So, my GM schedules great coverage in the morning shifts. Problem is, by 4pm, everyone is gone and I am usually the only associate on the floor, along with one cashier, one copy center and one manager. I'm usually expected to assist customers, do the tech work, block the entire store by myself and replenish all of the promo items at the end of the night. This last Saturday, the cashier went home early at 4pm, with everyone else. I had to take over front end, the manager was too busy to run the floor, so he locked himself in the office. I had to close and clean front end and block the entire store afterwards. The store was a mess because no one was on the floor doing maintenance since 4pm. Oh, and I was expected to do all of this by 9:45, after closing at 9. I'm getting a little tired of blocking the entire store myself every weekend. I talked with the GM Saturday before he left, and he said corporate was demanding labor cuts for closing now. /end rant",The closing manager was probably on the computer applying to other jobs. +A Trump campaign chair in Ohio says there was 'no racism' before Obama | US news,KU KLUX KLAN for 1000 alex +I'll tell you whats wrong. Our education system is horrific. Another reason I'm voting for Clinton is she has a plan to jump start education again.,You mean she has a plan to continue Obama's liberal indoctrination of our nation's youth. +I have. Mobile games are pretty much garbage save for like 2 or 3 that are just good for killing time or ports of big games like hearthstone.,Of course Hearthstone isn't P2W at all +"Well, the oppressors granted the oppressed their freedom so the oppressed should be grateful they are still here and live in a post-whatever society. That's why we hear slavery happened so many years ago, get over it. They moved on from the racism and all the bad things that happened except 9/11.",Yea racism is totally over +"McLaren, Porsche 911s, GT350R",so close +The left has got anti-vaxxers and shit like that. They have their own crazies. They're not crazy about the same stuff though.,"This is anecdotal I suppose, but every anti-vaxxer that I personally know if conservative politically." +"Lol, some moron in my league picked him up Weds. night, too.",Yeah he's the moron for picking up someone who went off. +I had one guy tell me a few days ago that Trump started at the bottom and worked his way up and Look where he is now! I don't know how I kept myself from laughing.,Robert Reich interview with Trump fan on this matter was trending in Facebook yesterday. +White people made them do this.,You forgot your +Mmmmmmmm Greust spit,"Next unique flask idea, right there." +Kenny Omega (c) vs. YOSHI-HASHI,"Damn, I wanted YOSHI-HASHI/Okada at the Dome Gedo is such a bad booker" +Why did supreme charge me $0.10 twice?,stickers aint free fam +"LPT: Bosses that say we work hard, and we play hard is a red-flag for a toxic work environment.","Only SJWs use the word toxic to describe something, get her!" +Life begins at the end of your comfort zone,"So your saying that by threatening to rape someone over twitter, I'm doing them a huge favor?" +Well i've read some cancerous comments on Facebook and fortunately i haven't seen those kinds of comments here on reddit so i feel the same. :p,"Now now now, please dont trigger me please XD Been trying to be nice and kind these past few days :)" +I wonder if Scarlett is going to really test her acting capabilities and actually change facial expressions.,"It worked for her in Ghost World... why shouldn't it work for her in every single film she's starred in since then, regardless of genre, plot, character development or context!" +Shaka! When the walls fell!,I am watching TNG for the first time currently and I did not expect seeing references to that episode :D +"In case you missed it, team USA doesn't support the first amendment.",Shut up +Funny story I'd like to share..,This is more heroic than snyderman.She is right. +Bench press.,"Nah, you seem more a crossfit kinda guy to me" +The Milwaukee Brewers have been eliminated from postseason contention.,Can't even tank for draft picks right +The real problem is that they're doing a gaussian blur instead of a lens blur. With a lens blur points of light in the background would turn into larger dots shaped like the lens aperture. They probably looked at the increased processing time that simulating a lens blur would take vs. whether normal people would really care and decided that a gaussian blur was a good enough trade off.,I imagine the processing time is too high for a proper lens blur - the effect is also done live in the viewfinder. +Half a billion Chinese use this bank. Now you can buy shares,Sure seems like a good time to be investing in Chinese banks. +"The card pool is huge! People always jump the gun and want bans to fix the meta, when it isn't broken.",Ban every key card of every tier1/2 deck except my own! +How many times does a person have to be called to Congress and just say I plead the fifth for HOURS before Congress stops disrupting their lives for a political circus show?,You're right people usually bargain for immunity when they've done nothing wrong +I think being pragmatic and rational and making solutions that fit with reality requires much more thought and skill than blindly following ideology.,Didn't think I needed to add an +"Yeah, glad I'm not the only one. Weird how so many years of memories can be overridden in a week","The brain excludes memories that aren't useful anymore, like the old sounds of the guns in cs." +Arabs have been invading the EU for years even before the war. They aren't going home after the war because the war isn't why they came in the first place.,Those evil Arabs just trying to destroy everything +Forbes vs Nasa,What If nasa was lying to cover up aliens? +"The reason doesn't matter. It doesn't have to make sense. Nobody should have to have a government-approved reason to refuse physical contact. Yeah, maybe the reason is rude, in which case we can all acknowledge that the person is super rude without violating their bodily autonomy.",Yeah like if I want all gays to get the fuck away from my business why am I the asshole? +I can see his defense already: he was worried about recently murdered police and violent rhetoric so he felt the need to arm himself. Goddamn. This guy is acting like the zombie apocalypse is going to happen while he's on shift.,"Bruh, it's gonna happen on somebody's shift." +End global warming by manufacturing everything on pluto,But then we'll die of radiation poisoning from all the plutonium leaking into our products! +"Tower though - Every year 3 Gjallarhorn is earned In year one there was quite a bit of chatter about whether people actually earned their gjallarhorn. Whether they bought it from xur or got it to drop luckily. In year 3 everyone gets it the same way, by doing a friggin sweet questline.",I'm just gonna make my LFG posts say that you have to have a Y1 gally equipped to prove that you're for real before equipping the year 3 version. +I don't remember USA genociding Mexicans but I could be wrong.,How do you think Montezuma's revenge came about? +"Huh. Last I understood the market, businesses filled the demands of consumers. Apparently in our system, businesses fill the demand of businesses who then tell consumers what they want. Major fail, Verizon.",Uh... I think it's just called supply side economics +"Seriously. Does nobody around here use config management? Deploy 2008 style infrastructure, get 2008 style problems.",well it is a 2009 SO post after all! +Witness photo shows gun at feet of Keith Lamont Scott shooting scene,The police planted it +What is the greatest comedy movie in history?,Super Troopers. +Which social network site is easiest to gain followers?,"Reddit, it's really easy to win friends on here" +How do we fight racism? With racism!??,Black people can't be racist! +Techrader's Top 10 PCs,well better throwout my 6700K and 2 GTX1080 sigh... +Brady missed by .7 in the regular season last year. Damn.,Fuckin' scrub. +How Did People Find Their Way Around Before Google Maps?,"Map quest, duh" +Everything is made in China or korea,Even Cutco? +So am I the only one noticing this or am I just dense?,they will be legends +Whatever is in that pot I don't want it.,I dunno... what ever it is it has eaten through the lecruset pot lids enamel coating and started to rustout the cast iron aswell... wonder what spices it has in it. +"Yes Sips, the graphic pictures are still on cigarette packs here",And it's a thing in Australia too +27-2 including the last 29 games math checks out,Hey man -- including playoffs +The man is not smart.,"It was at the very end of the debate, he was very off his game at that point... and it showed." +"This is Medieval Things, not Roman Things. Medieval is by definition after the fall of the Roman Empire.",Oh you didn't know that Medieval is just a fancy way to say more than 100 years old? +"I, literally, gave away seasons 1-9 about 6 months ago after I bought them all in Blu-Ray","Ooh look at Mr zennibags over here, giving away $100 worth of DVD sets!" +"What players, that arn't playing anymore, do you miss having? Tony G, come back to me, I need a reliable TE.",Wes Welker in ppr +Tranzit files in black ops 3???,It is totally a visual glitch +Did McLaren Drop the 2007 Driver's Championship Deliberately After Spygate ?,Yes they managed to engineer their drivers championship lose by 1 point with both drivers +Close call. The sharia force field that surrounds Muslim migrants has a radius of precisely 5km.,"O crap, that means I am right in the middle of it!" +"Woah, not sure i can support hillary after that video. I might have to start looking for myself to see if wikileaks is telling the truth.",Your reddit history show you probably voted for Hillary already +Charlotte Police Says 70% of Arrested Protestors Had Out of State IDs,Are these the domestic terrorists they've been talking about? +"Oh noes! I'm from the Netherlands and our national railway company is called NS as well (Nationale Spoorwegen) I knew they were Nazi. No but in all seriousness, you make no sense. Just don't compare it with that is my advise. You are part of the reason these things keep returning if you make the link.",Hopelijk komt Nintendo's NS niet te laat :D +"but anyone who has any knowledge of skill and talent can see bjerg can be compared to faker individually, the only counter argument is that he's not as accomplished which as due to teammates as much as individual ability","Oh shit sorry," +500?,500 accounts doesn't seem so bad! +"But they're small, stick-like Nerf bats.",Feel like it's more important what amount of force is used than the size of the bat... +Related Videos,"Not to worry, Youtube Heroes will fix everything!" +What's your favourite Simpsons quote? Mines 'see you in hell candy boy!',"Oh , a sarcasm detector, that's a real useful invention" +Is that a motherfucking hoverboard. Is that A motherfucking Hoverboard,"Obviously not, it doesn't have wheels." +"Wow. Miserable together or happily alone. I choose happy and alone. This is a no brainer. MGTOW because who wants to make a woman miserable. Really, I am single (and not looking for a LTR) to help a woman not be miserable in a relationshit. Really, it's all for women.","Oh yeah, we're all giving up on women because we believe women are superior and don't need to put up with us schmucks." +"HM's can be a real pain sometimes, especially as some of the moves are particularly weak like cut and rock smash. I remember in Ruby I always had either a Gyarados or a Golduck in my party just to teach him: Surf, Waterfall and Dive, thats a lot of HM's.",At least waterfall and surf are actually good in battle +How do we see the actual poll?,"Shh, let the smart people interpret the numbers for you." +"#Error establishing a database connection Great, you guys fucking broke it.",Yall have been lifting too much +Have the pedophiles stopped brigading this subreddit every time we discuss their sick child rape fetish?,"Naw naw naw, he loved her and still does, don't you see?" +maybe it's time to stop listening,"Nah, much better to complain about how bad the show is, pine for the glory days of the past, and get angry when someone suggests you stop listening." +Suppressed technology,You can bet his teleportation machine isn't in the released documents. +But he's a human he wouldn't make his team lose intentionally,Have you met Destiny players? +"Any retro Football (soccer) Games on these emulators? As title says, really, what's the oldest game people are playing regularly via a retro gaming emulator?","Off the top of my head, I can think of tons of *football* games, but no *soccer* games." +The trick is making the two feel integrated. Like Hangouts and Hangouts dialer.,So... A button that people press accidentally 500x a day? +That looks like Red Buli to me lol,"The original and legit Red Bull presses all have Red Buli pressed on them :) Neither a fake nor imperfect, that's just how they were pressed." +I was doubting that I'd ever get anything good from a set,Yo are you in shredderleague? +Guy was driving recklessly so I drove recklessly to teach him a lesson,Isn't that common law of the roads? +"The image has KitKats, Marshmallows, and Nougat. I'm at a loss to what they could be announcing that's relevant to those three. Guess we'll just have to wait and see.",Another messaging app? +I hope ye little ones read this thread for a better understanding,I'm still dash boarding to save my perkaholic +Joe Rogan is a big fan of his and praised his knowledge of mma.,but he didnt support ariel so fuck this guy! +"exactly, lets watch valve be fair here...",But it's X God Dosia... so we just unban iBP/Epsilon and call it a deal? +"the fact that you even attempted to make this argument shows me that the instant you see someone not sucking tom's dick you just shut down and regurigate whatever has been fed to you. Wins aren't a QB stat. Randy being on the team and not being on the team has 0 barring on that. Randy is not the reason they went to the super bowl, randy is not the reason they went 16-0, randy is not the reason they lost to the giants. And neither is Tom. Football is by far and away the sport that is the most about the team. Also here's some members of that shit team that apparently tom single handily dragged to the super bowl. Wes Welker, WR Matthew Slater, WR Rob Gronkowski, TE Logan Mankins, G Brian Waters, G Andre Carter, DE Vince Wilfork, DT he's a good player on a great team with the privilege of playing with the best head coach in football and potentially any sport. The difference between Tom and his backups is mere 5-10% differences.",Just curious who are your all time great qbs then? +"Why does this keep coming up? If he doesn't like belly piercings and you don't want one, I'm not sure why it would be a common conversation topic.",He wants to drive her to get one so he can break the deal. +Chiefs not planning to have Jamaal Charles. Listed as doubtful again,wow what a shock +Forget about Redux. This is photorealism at it's finest!,How do i get it on xbox +So they say carbon monoxide is odourless right? I have a really strong sense of smell and one day when I was about twelve I just knew something was wrong in the house. I told my mom to check the carbon monoxide monitor and she said there was no way I would be able to smell a leak. Seconds later the monitor went off.,"It might have been that you notice either the air was heavier, or the lack of smell." +HAHAXD,rawr xD +"I read somewhere that Hillary Clinton loves humanity, but is really jaded by people. Like in a, Why is this drowning person punching me in the gut while I try to get us to shore? kind of way.","Yeah, she's real goddamn hero, true patriot and model citizen." +"Well, he's Catholic","So was Mother Teresa, how many children did she have." +I vote that George Soros is funding out of state BLM provocateurs to destroy communities and create a perception of racial divide. You can always hire one half of the poor to kill the other half -Gangs Of New York.,RIP Priest. +Conspiratards...,You forgot to add +"Trump accused Cruz of sleeping around, tried to birther him, and accused his dad of murdering JFK. This endorsement proves what we already knew: Ted vote-your-conscience Cruz doesn't have a conscience.",What did you expect from the Zodiac Killer? +Impact is not even top 20...,Well he is only Diamond 2. +"Can you safely expand a helmet by a few cm? As title suggests I grew my hair out now my helmet hurts to wear after some time, it was expensive so im curious if I can expand it by 2 or 3cm","Just remove the pads, you don't need those things anyways if your hair is thick enough." +"Seems like you'd be using this effect on your own minion as opposed to an enemy, unless you wanted to kill the said enemy. Cool card, could open up some synergies Just a quick piece of advice, Worgen's don't actually count as beasts, because they're technically people. And if Hunters went around taming people, it gets a little weird. So a different picture would be wise. Great mechanic tho!","Lol, useless feedback, you're just saying this due to you being black." +Federal appeals court rules against Ohio voter-roll purges,those repubs really like democracy don't they +A business card should make it clear what business the card-owner is engaging in. The one doesn't even offer a vague clue.,Solutions obviously! +This is just as irresponsible as Sarah Palin putting bullseyes on a map marking her political enemies.,They're just laser pointers! +"25 year old jeeps are the solution, not the problem. if they were jk's he'd still be saving up to fix it.",I should have included the +Does anyone know what a Shield charge bottle. is?,just a visual glitch +Cops resign after forcing man to eat marijuana,"Yeah that's how you teach us druggie criminals, make us take our own drugs" +"For. Real. Just look at the video released today of multiple cops slamming a 15 y/o biracial girl against the concrete after she hit a car on her bike and said she didn't want to go to hospital. Took two cops manhandling and cuffing her, two carrying her in yhe air into a car, and then pepper spraying her 4 times.. and chief says not excessive. Shes also facing something like 4 charges.","I mean, she was kinda of a bitch sooo." +He had an entile lane he could have pulled into and ridden around the car. What a cunt. He shouldn't have ridden into the car.,"I mean, when I ride I always see how many cars I can ride into on a daily basis, just today I ran into 50" +4 dead in Washington mall shooting. Suspect is Hispanic. Here comes the landslide.,The liberal term is white hispanic +"Google is looking to acquire Twitter... ....So, how long do you think the twitter app will last if Google does actually manage to out bid Salesforce?","An anti free-device company seeks to acquire an anti free-speech company, it's a match made in heaven." +The Rattlesnake's Suppressor doesn't show up when equipped.,"I think OP needs some party hat codes to make up for the bug, clearly" +Looks like a 10/22.,that was my first thought when seeing it. +What's up with the minimum 2 girls regulation?,Because otherwise it would be a complete sausage fest +I'm straight tho,"Doesn't matter, take it out for ennard" +"So what Sae is telling me if I had Feeva, Juno, Ensa, Michelle, Lucina and Rize in Breaking Barriers it's just me vs Owen right?",Replace one of them with Rayla and you'll automatically win +Clintons shell out $1.16M to buy house next door in Chappaqua | New York Post,"when she leaves the WH next time, she'll be able to buy Chappaqua." +definitely female,"I don't know, bogans can be pretty sexually ambiguous" +"Behold the DNC's not-so-secret plan to dismantle freedom and liberty: Fund, upgrade and socialize.","Woho socialismmmm I've never read Marx or what's happened to any of the countries that tried to impliment it, but WOOOOHOOOO." +This story isn't about Clinton. It's about Trump. Feel free to post a news story about Clinton and any lies she might have told. I'm sure it'll be a very popular discussion.,"Watch out, the narrative police have spoken - get your own thread shitlord!" +South Bombay and South Delhi,I wasn't asking for the most pretentious city. +"I think this is going to be the norm when electric cars take over. My step father's leaf has over 50,000 miles on it while still on the original pads and rotors. The mechanical brakes look like they have less than 15,000 miles on them. That regenerative braking is no joke, you can go from freeway speeds to 15mph in the space of a good off-ramp.","I mean, my truck will do the same, provided I ignore the smell of burning rubber/brake pads." +Best Crucible vid in a long time.. You got my vote for MotW..,Machine of the Wrath? +Being on the right side doesn't pay as much as bribes from the pharmaceutical and timber industries to keep marijuana illegal.,Timber? +"To be fair, Zimbabwe has more millionaires per capita than any other country.","Start working, do you want me to beat you again?" +Bioshock Logic,You need to pick up the Deep Wallet tonic. +"Sad thing is, I'm not even surprised. 3 times in the last couple of weeks from Cahill. The whole thing is a shambles. May have to get used to no Champions League. Looking very uphill from here.",I think you mean downhill.. +Sanu is 6'2 210 Lbs. He's built just like Enunwa.,Yeah but he's a *small* speedy 6'2 210 receiver. +Sometimes to save lifes you need to quit others,Now I want Spanish in game audio... +"Well, the bigger issue is that acceleration still requires energy, and most Flat Earthers don't seem to have a suggested mechanism that would actually explain this acceleration or act as a source of this continuous input of energy (some have suggested dark energy, but without attributing any specific properties to define what that actually is, the name itself explains nothing).","I'm against gravity, but I'm certain dark energy explains everything!" +One day you'll get a job and pay taxes. It will be like life's alarm clock waking you up a bit.,"lol give the kid a break, he is 14" +Woo! It looks dope,Suspicous cropping +It's almost as if Adam Laroche is a moron.,"yeah, people who try to make the world a better place are morons" +Ted Cruz endorses Donald Trump just months after calling him a 'pathological liar' and 'utterly amoral',"a 'pathological liar' and 'utterly amoral' Yeah, but he's a republican so it's ok." +Friend got these messages today. Because 2 hours is such an unreasonable amount of time,I bet he has women falling at his feet +Still better than grinding a slow ass reputation,"Oh sure, waiting 4 days to return to your class hall and click a few windows is far better than world quests." +so dramatic. It was like that fro every person who mentioned the tuck rule.,"Yep, that's all us Patriots fans do on reddit, just down vote people." +Why are cars from the 80's so blocky? Did we not have the technology to make something look smooth and nice to look at.,No one gave a shit about aerodynamics and gas mileage +All my bitches independent bitches,okay okay okay okay okay OKAY +Can't tell if you're being sarcastic haha,"I am I am lol, thought the exclamation point was enough but I guess I had to go full" +And the Traveler.,Who's that? +FiveThirtyEight's win probability index has us going 1-15,Guess we are picking 1st this year +I can't even think of a title for this. It's just hilarious.,Phoenix's wax sculpture looks so lifelike in this picture. +Alijah at NXT,"How does she find the time to wrestle, look that good AND hate Blacks on social media?" +Evander Kane Episode IV: The Natural strikes back.,We all know that is the best one in the trilogy so this might actually turn out nice. +They might just have their sights set on something more important and time consuming. Like the hit-reg.,I sense +Is a 0.008 even possible in MM?,yeah happened 2 times while playing on cache the other day +"Or its bots, definitely bots.",Nah definitely Russians. +GSW Twitter: Squad back in town,"Dray and Klay looking happy and content, KD sulking for no reason" +"Favorite uniforms, logos, colors etc. These usually won't change as much as a player changes teams",Supersonics +"The rest don't seem to have that something that people are getting from the DK one. For example the Warlock campaign was ok, and was very fitting for what type of characters we're portrayed to be in the lore, but it wasn't knock my socks off crazy good writing or anything. The only one that might come close is Shaman (I'm partway through it and enjoying it more than the Warlock campaign) because of everything involved with uniting the elemental lords again, but DK's seem to have really gotten the better experience this time.","Yeah, having to do (correct me if I'm wrong), 4, 6 hour missions, then 5, 12 hour missions is so intriguing..." +"Jeez, I don't know.",You never raw dogged it? +To be fair... I'm pretty sure everyone in CowChop is a little bit legitimately disabled.,They're dismantled* you have to be more politically correct +I don't understand why someone would go and cut up someone else's things like that.,No scooters at skate park. +It's pretty ridic. I'm just barely still subscribed and I downvote the weird shit and upvote not-weird shit. There's very little not-weird shit though. It's seem like this subreddit could be (have been) a cool place to meet the slightly geekier side of Austin for hangouts/dates. O well. gl though.,Keep Austin Normal +Sorry but how do you know he was a rioter?,"Cause he's black, duh." +"Inferno tower insanely OP without zap? has no utility besides melting tanks which it rightfully should do, send 3 spear goblins on a inferno tower on its own and it loses like 70% hp lmfao.",I wonder how people played this game before the Zap buff... +"CON: 41%, LAB: 26%, UKIP: 14%, LD: 8%, GRN: 4%| ICM",Another Blairite poll! +PlanetSide 2 | Aimbotting #3,"Implying playing VS is not like having aim assist, if you've ever played any FPS for any reasonable amount of time." +"We need to start spreading green rumours. Hey Russia, Ukraine said its wind farms are way more efficient and much cooler than yours.","Yeah, cause the world really needs more wind farms." +"Seriously, how do you guys deal with spoofers? It's spoofing hell here on my city, if you leave a gym empty for more than 3 seconds, some random guy comes from nowhere and take it from you. There are some spoofers that stand out from others since they apparently restrict themselves to a single neighbourhood, and they have some obvious double accounts like MikeBoy and MikeBoyy. I have reported them a bazillion times and they keep coming back like nothing ever happened!! So, how do you guys handle your spoofers? It's killing such a nice part of the game :(",Dont get jealous if you dont have a high cp pokemon like snorlax and dragonite +"The gap in content between 70 - 93 fishing is too large. Afk method (barbarian fishing - Pre lvl 99) : 80k/hr atbest without boosts, you unlock this at lvl 70 fishing and you would have to stay here for 23 LEVELS. Non afk method (Crystallize fly fishing - Pre lvl 99) : 110k/hr if you want to be really effiecent you can do this from level 30 fishing, however you would probably not have crystallize by this point in the game. If you did however you would be doing this for 63 LEVELS Both these methods are among the best in the game for getting to 93 for priff waterfall fishing.",Fishing is such an unfinished skill +"With an RBNY win today, NYCFC has earned its HISTORIC first playoff birth in their second season",You're welcome +Professor pranks students,"Thank god American's don't have to pay to go to school, otherwise I could imagine people being a bit annoyed that their tuition was used to teach them how to prank other students." +More government cheques is what will happen,The tax payers just LOVES to keep on giving. +My advice: don't write a blog about yourself.,If everyone followed that advice contemporary civilization would collapse! +There is No Such Thing as Trickle-Down Economics,So counties with the largest income inequalities DON'T have the best economy? +You can understand why though,Yea because kayfabe is more important than getting someone the medical attention they need. +!RemindMe 1 year,"Yes, you'll need to be reminded, as the press won't say a word, and it will never reach the front page of Reddit." +"Bitches, we have one night.","you have one shitpost, it's this one." +*cringe* CNN Isn't even trying to pretend to stay neutral anymore. They just make up nonsense as they go.,"If by experienced they mean corrupt and by stand they mean heavily mediated and propped up on a stool, then yeah I could see that." +That's not how that works,Sorry forgot the +I really hope he understands the difference between Shia and Sunni. Also that shia are a minority,"Yeah but the sunni are a minority in the west, so obviously we have to shower them with love." +the fact that someone can equate a bachelors degree to a good marriage is just..... what the fuck,"If he didn't finish his bachelors, how do you know he's done being a bachelor?" +Jake Stein is going after Michelle Obama now,This will end well for her. +"What cheats are we aware of in Overwatch so far? I just got away from maybe the most frustrating set of games I have ever played. I mean, we all have our ups and downs, good and bad teammates, and so on. But there was one Mei that used her ult every time I came back from spawn, she was on fire all game, but maybe she was just really good and it charged quickly. But there were a couple of times where Mei definitely shouldn't have been able to charge it as we were grouping up away from the objective, yet as soon as we got there we got frozen. Not only that but the freeze droid landed ridiculously far away a couple of times. (Temple of Anubis, she threw on from the entrance to the temple half way down the street leading up from objective A). I also suspect that there was some health cheat as well as she was going one to one with our D.Va but she managed to freeze her at the same time as D.Va was blasting headshot after headshot, but since I didn't see the kill cam I couldn't see if Mei simply dodged while standing right on front of each other. Normally I would chalk it up to me sucking/having a bad game, but this time there was definitely something off. I have seen Youtube clips of cheaters using Aimbot (they got banned which felt so good watching them getting kicked out to the login screen), but has anyone suspected other kinds of cheating?",Hanzo +NEW MOTD IDEA! Everyone playing on 350 ping!!,gotta add the occasional rubberbanding/forward teleport to add more realism to it +Why would you try and complete a trade that had more than the item that you are choosing to trade for?,Because why wouldn't somebody give a whole bunch of profession items on top of the already agreed upon item +I am speechless,well if you have a 2003 pc with an extreme amount of upgrades it kind of makes sense +Oh thats a good point. Maybe someone from those times in ASCN can tell us if this was the case for sure? Thanks for reminding about Steve Irwin too.,No CYVOK was just being silly with the name. +Would the Vikinga still be 3-0 with Teddy Bridgewater? Essentially of Teddy had never been hurt would he have been able to lead the Vikings to the same three victories Sam did?,"No, 0-3" +When you have to use a whatever the hell this is called to stop the bleeding after shaving without a mirror.,But have enough time to take a selfie. +Do they listen to music while in the machine?,"The facility that I worked at only had ear plugs to offer, so in my case no." +Adamqs | DJ TOTTO feat. *spiLa* - illumina +HDHR | 99.51% 677/688 1xsliderbreak 83.42UR | 487pp,Where's FL +And the rest at Harrow?,"I don't know, there's probably a few scummy plebs from, like, Dulwich College or some other shabby hellhole." +I'll be in my bunk.,"If that's what it takes, stay there" +Orly?,"Yeah, it's not like the Steeler's bomb games that they should win." +"Okay I was browsing through my hotels tv channels and this comes on. I have no idea what it's about, haven't heard anything. It was insane. Every scene was ridiculously crazy I loved it! The acting is really great, story is interesting, lots of cool sub plots. Can't wait to sit down and watch more would recommend.","I would 100% recommend reading the books, because of the nature of the writing the show is only loosely based on the book, so you don't need to worry about spoilers or anything." +How could anyone be mad with free things ?,"WOW HAS DAILIES, DO YOU WANT TO BE LIKE WOW YOU FILTHY FKIN CASUAL?" +Sounds to me like he's referring to the address he's about to make to the media and not the meeting with the royals. As if it's just a formality they should get past before getting on to the real meeting. I dunno. Sounds to me like folks are making a mountain out of a molehill here.,Wait you think that happens in Canadian politics? +"Not important? NOT IMPORTANT! It's Sunday, the Eagles are playing a football game, of course it's important! Don't get OP and this attitude at all. I don't give a rats ass about the Super Bowl or having a good showing or the division or making the playoffs or about the big picture. I only care about *this* game. That's how I watch football. *This* week is all that matters right now.",Too bad this game is not really that important. +Minecraft Clouds is up there for me.,I'm partial to Clouds Down myself but they were both great. +"My dad always called CNN the Communist News Network, then turned on Glen Beck.",Just like any good American would +Estrogen is what makes women irrational and hateful towards ugly men,Cause they totally aren't hateful at all towards women they find unattractive! +Why has no one invented the sarcasm font?,We have one. +So killed? Dispersed to the corners of the world?,"Dang, that was clever you almost got me" +In the original language,Weebs don't know Japanese... +So you mean like UncleSneaky??,I think it means more like SneakyDaddy +"i dont think so, there are more Korean silver players, then Sporting silver players, so i dont risk that. Still good thing tho +1","The problem is you need 11x as many of them, the SBC will expire in 13 days, and there are more people doing this SBC than NOS" +I love living in Michigan hahaha,This is pretty much how I picture Port Huron as a whole within this age bracket haha +And the minimum age for a 13 year old would be 13.5. Rule dosent make much sense does it.,Well obviously it doesn't take into account floozies dating that young +Why are CS:GO pros more buff and stuff when compared to pros of other pros?,Because of the low sensitivity players play with. +"The point isn't taxing the working technicians... the point is automating processes until there's a net gain with less/no workers, resulting in excess that can be distributed as universal income. Why would you assume economists have put literally no thought behind a future economic policy and will simply tax people until they get enough free money?",Because the super rich can't stop getting richer! +102.Not going on to random online boards and insulting people who dared to move to your city.,"You don't understand man, these techies who moved here in the last five years are nothing like the people who moved here fifteen years ago (BTW I was one of them)" +"Federico Pinedo: A veces, Cambiemos tiene que hacer un gobierno de izquierda - 25.09.2016",Toda la derecha bajo vigilia por posibilidad de suicidio. +Recently bought my first Civic. Super fun car!,what type and year is it ? +"Arguably anything that shortens lifespans saves the NHS money in the long run, because old people with multiple incurable conditions are the giant money drain.",Think of all the money we would save if everyone was dead! +Now that gjally is back they are easy anywhere.,Everything is easy now that gjally is back. +Yeah god forbid. What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages? Bilingual. What do you call someone who speaks 1 language? American.,"Unlike the English and Australians, noted linguists" +"No thanks, I've always wanted to become a projectile and fly out through the windshield if I'm in a collision, seems fun!",Why be part of the wreck when you could be thrown clear? +what are the details of this spawn point?,obviously similar to the one at :19 at circle and 51st! +"Honestly this election is a sign that America's power is in decline, that is going to continue to be a factor in politics for the rest of our lives. No matter who is in control of the government.",Because Europe China and the rest of the world is doing sooo great right now +All That Droid Run Finally Paid Off,"But please put that Jump Pack away, it's not supposed to be on an Imperial Officer's back!" +"I may just snark 'em to death. (I don't wanna go into the office, today. I drove the equivalent, yesterday, to Chicago.) And I'ma just FULLLL of snark. L0L",But you live in Chicago. +Week 4 - Applaud Your Team Say something nice about your team and their performance win or lose.,Natty incoming for the Aggies. +Quickest irrelevant political post ever!,Lmao i forgot the +The reason you should appreciate Ignite - Zedd,Also obviously riot probably paid him a very small sum of money right +#notheydont,Not Hey Don't? +"Ah, a patriotic American, I see! That'll be $22.72. It's amazing how cheaply we can get this stuff made in China. Make America Great Again, my friend!",Real Americans wave a treasonous flag! +"Badou Jack vs. James DeGale Deal Reached, Late November Eyed",Al Haymon wouldn't allow it. +tallum,I think he just misses Talon jungle sometimes +Its not like u guys dont already know whose gonna winnafter watchin s1,"Obviously, Totsuka." +Just your average neckbeard starterpack,"oh boy, here's one that hasn't been run into the ground yet" +My new ride taking a break on a ridge top. 2016 FE 350 S.,Nice kickstand brolo +"pls come, the school does a horrible job promoting our teams, especially the mens. the mens game is very fast, exciting, and even comparable to the NCAA. tickets are like 2 bucks for a ubc student so bring your friends as well!! the home opener is this friday","I think the problem is that the student body as a whole doesnt seem to give a shit about varsity sports, especially one like hockey when UBC is 50% international students and no one's watched hockey before ever." +And that it looks better initially than what you actually get.,I showed up to chicago and the first thing I said was boy there aren't nearly as many leaves blowing around and the reflections off the street are shite. +Ya but now they're blatantly discriminating against ultimate frisbee and it's just not right.,"Ultimate disc* Get it right, shitlord" +I think the pros have pretty much mastered playing on the standard fields. We need to see some of the new maps at a high-level competition like RLCS.,s/ BUT IT WILL RUIN THE COMPETITIVE INTEGRITY OF THE GAME +am i too late? I've been interested in getting it for a while now. Am I too late? How long would it take me to learn it? And is it dead?,"Yeah, it's really dead with 150,000 players on at peak hours." +A lot of US Democrats will discover just how hard it is to get through Canadian immigration.,"Just move to Syria and enter in as refugee, it'll be a lot easier." +Can we stop accusing LFG posts of elitism for asking for experience?,You're so elite you ask for people without experience. +"Xfer Serum 1.10 crack not working properly? I downloaded and installed serum 1.074, cracked it, and installed the serum 1.10 update. It worked the first time i opened it but after i closed it and reopened it it asked for the key again. Now every time i open it it asks for the key and takes me to xfers website. any suggestions? Im using FL Stsudios 11.0 BTW...",What a douche.... +Bring it on,You look like the kinda guy to give yourself a nickname +"Since you've already mastered the morning b&e routine, put the scrambled eggs and bacon in a corn tortilla with avocado and black beans, cilantro and salsa/pico and you've now transformed your breakfast. It changes things up just enough.",If there was a MasterChef for only bacon and eggs I'd probably win! +IL Seniors told Medical Cannabis is more than smoking joints,I have it on good authority that marijuanas are evil. +Trump directed $2.3 million owed to him to his tax-exempt foundation instead,But both sides are the same amirite +Are you sure your pc is turned on?,"forgot to turn my pc on, fixed my issue thanks!" +"Guy selling nazi flag: referred to as a historical German flag, not a Nazi flag.",heritage not hate guys +i would like to add that they also keep banging my ex wife,Well that's just because you're a lousy beta +"When asked about housing affordability, our treasurer literally said just get a good job. Our prime minister, and everyone who voted for him, thinks that millennials are too entitled and that we expect things, like affordable housing, to fall into our laps. Meanwhile, in NSW, a one-bedroom apartment just sold for $600k aud.",Time you guys took advantage of that Intergenerational wealth.... +Not feeling adventurous enough to look it up but I'm glad you're gonna be more happy without it all :D,...pussy ^^^ +"i mean if you're into that whatever, but to me it's like wanting to fuck a stuffed animal.",You don't want to fuck a stuff animal? +"Stop assuming things! I don't believe in the existence of souls because there is no evidence they exist. Its as simple as that. I wholeheartedly reject any metaphysical explanation or argument because they are not falsifiable. I can make up any random shit about a deity or soul and there's nothing you can do to disprove me. You shouldn't have to entertain my imagination, and I shouldn't have to entertain yours.","Well, don't you think that men and women are made up of more than just the physical matter of their bodies?" +"It depends on the vehicle. And in some cases, which specific factory assembled it and what they had on hand. Shermans used three different models of turret drive, two hydraulic and one electric. The difference being which motors they could get at the time of manufacture, as the number of tanks being manufactured vastly outstripped the ability of the preferred motor manufacturer to supply hydraulic drives.",That's why it caught fire so much eh? +"Cards from the latest expansion should be 100 Gold per pack, cards from the previous expansion should be 90 gold per pack. They arent going to be useful as long.",how dare you suggest blizzard earn less money +Job creator we haven't seen since Ronald Reagan... You mean Bill Clinton?,you got that right +I bet Hillary couldn't name one person she claims Trump stiffed.,But but what about the supposed guy in the audience that so happened to be there by chance +LeBrun: Teams are lining up. There's a ton of interest in Trouba.,Marleau and a 2nd in 2045 for Trouba sounds fair. +Or just be infectious longer and spread the disease wider than you immunized compatriots...,Doing God's work. +We found the original jason bourne!!!,He will love this comment he is obsessed with the Bourne series +"Weed, haven't gone a single fucking day without it in 10 years even when I was arrested for selling it. Its bad and won't admit I'm addicted to weed to Anyone irl, but everyone knows I'm opioid dependent lol aka a filthy junkie . oh Also pouch chewing tobacco now for the most of last year, which is a bummer. I'm more at terms with my heroin addiction then any of my other addictions.","Yeah, us opiate dependants are such scum of the earth, lemme tell ya." +Another ABCD shooter.,Just partaking in good ol' classical American traditions! +"Likely scenario is he is being a dick because he had a bad experience with Singapore Airlines, and wants to scare people away from it.","no crashing at ChangYi then, so disappointing" +"The_DonaldYouth agree, Trump did bad! But the mods are deleting all their own supporters' posts! Read what Trump supporters thought of the debate here!",But they're the last bastion of free speech on the internet +That's literally the title of the post.,He is talking about the fact that you failed to give a brief description of the pos. +"There are people who come *to TwoXChromosomes* specifically to argue with and downvote *women's experiences*. While I agree that that is very much in line with the overall feel of Reddit, it's annoying here.","Because *clearly*, your personal interpretation of society, politics and the law should be beyond criticism if you are female." +"Finally got banned from cuckbook. Good. Tells me I'm doing something right. Whiny pussies! Can't say a damn thing about H that is good, can't do anything but parrot the latest Clinton News Network Trump hitpiece of the day. Good riddance!",omg im jealous.. I tried to delete my account but they only deactivate... I will try to get banned :D +"That's because of the ultra cheap $200 laptops they sell. The Pixels are a nice line, but for that price, you aren't getting much.",Isn't Canada in the US? +Yep. He wanted to meet every single person in line and chat with them. The staff wouldn't let him get to everyone but he was totally willing. Such a cool guy.,You should've just screamed MCC at him and see how he reacted. +Met one of my own. (I'm the one in black.),If the Department wanted you to have a sense of humor they would've issued you one with your badge! +"Just what we needed, more Jasper clones.",I'd rather have a bunch of Jaspers than a bunch of anime swordsmen though. +Tearing down and rebuilding places is the way to go.,That's not wasteful at all! +Honestly that's the only thing that I just can't understand,Because if you smoke weed you'll be smarter +Jesus,Can someone point the difference between before and after please? +"Keep those kind of jokes with friends, not on an emotional inducing article like this.","I agree with Lance, the Internet is no place for jokes" +"This, I FEEL squishy sometimes, and I'm not quite sure why that is. We attempted heroic ursoc last night and I felt like that guy was just hitting me like a truck the entire time, even with SotR. (Maybe it's Ursoc, maybe it's me?) Been stacking versatility as much as I can. I realize that pallies are inherently a little spiky with our health. Idea is that the health dips, we use HotP to get back up, anything I can be doing to smooth that out a bit?","Ursoc in general hits tanks pretty hard, especially when he enrages" +"Sorry, another Moroni's Promise flowchart. I felt the need to emphasize blaming the members.",I like it. +something tells me these weekly quests aren't correct...,Looks fine to me +"i swear on my mama life, how do i download a dm vid, so i can show you",pm me fam! +"Sounds like a great idea. Let's limit DDs to 1 torpedo Salvo per game, that would be a realistic solution to the torpedo spam meta.","Sure, but if we're going realism all the way, let get realistic plane speeds, I'll take 350-400 knot fighters and 250-300 knot bombers...yes please." +"I've seen them in Geneva, Lausanne, Chaux-de-Fonds, Montreux. The problem is their attire is insulting to women's rights. Maybe we should wait for a terrorist attack perpetrated by a woman in a burqa before banning them, you're right, LOL.",yeah cuz telling them what htey are allowed to wear and what they arent allowed to wear is not insulting to womens rights +"Ah, South Yorkshire Police. Always there to make sure we remember what a bunch of retarded psychopathic liars the police are.",Guess that's why they weren't fired then. +Whatever he's taking please pass around the team like candy.. Give rankins a double helping. Lol no but this is awesome as fuck please heal up fast breaux we need you,maybe he busted into Payton's stash +England manager Sam Allardyce has resigned.,couldn't have happened to a nicer bloke ^^^ +Minecon 2016 ft. Chad,"Chad was at around 6:00, and Aurey was in this too." +Trump has the sniffles tonight. Diagnosis?,Diagnosis: tampered mic +Lets not forget that ibans blast (lvl 50) does 25 max hit at the cost of a death rune rather than a blood.,But its a very challenging quest +Pageau was there too,Pages = pageau autocorrected +"In the event of a revolution, you'd need to suppress counter revolutionary forces somehow. Not sure how you do that without either imprisoning or killing them.",You just win them over on the marketplace of ideas! +"Is Painite seriously that scarce? I mean, I don't know what you do wrong but I haven't played for about half a year and I got back to E:D this month. As per usual, I bought some Limpets, went to pristine metallic ring and filled up pretty quickly on the 3p. Mind you, I have only about 200 cargo and every time I go in, it's about 1/4th filled with Painite. You guys must be really unlucky, or I am that lucky?",How close to the bubble are you? +Well my local library was having a sale where you could get a bunch if books for $1. So I bought every single one of those eroticish books aimed at housewives with shirtless men on the cover (which was like a hundred of them) and I've been leaving them around campus and my town. I'm easily amused.,"Speaking as the dude that runs a college lost and found, Fuck You!" +"Autimatic holy shit, 1v5 winning vs optic right now.",Every round Autimatic dies OG wins +How You're Probably Going to Die,"'cancer kills 1/7 of us, heart disease 1/4 of us - about half of cancer' math fail" +"What do you call a guy who can't get a word in edgewise during an argument? A moderator, apparently.",Married +CMPD Headquarters hit with simultaneous bomb and sniper threats while still managing protests outside.,Remember guys its a peacful protest and totally not terrorism +Named my HDD and SSD accordingly.,Stop fatshaming +lol the name plus no tolerance to benzos just noticed it,"It's ironic my tolerance to basically everything is really low lol But also I'm of other lifestyles, I'm a genius" +Blackberry Passport Runs Android! (...and then gets killed off),Would it have broken the rules if they just forked android or used CM? +Its not Native 4k. Forget that nonsense,I must have missed that.Totally not getting a pro now. +I dont know what that means So I am going to go 50/50 and say yes,Star Trek Online: Now in Scream-O-Vision! +What the hell is a i5-6420p?,The P stands for potato +ROX PraY getting owned in lane by Gosu in NA solo queue,something something worrying trends +TIL a black kid will turn half-white upon adoption by a white single mom.,That's why you see a lot of black people go for white women +I think they got the image wrong for the new frost bundle.,"Man the sun's lighting in this game must have been too strong that it even blinded the devs, and they can't make the difference between Buck and Frost and thier weapons." +The difference is that F350 could still run under 17 with the Explorer in its bed.,Under 17 I could run that in under 17 +"I wish, that would mean I was very wealthy! Unfortunately, I'm just some common dumbass that knows how to press buttons on a computer keyboard :/",That makes two of us then! +what does the poor kukulkan need for people to realise he is good in conquest,Raijin's 3 +"The ox pointed his ass right at the hyena, and the hyena went for the reproductive parts. This is just natural selection at its simplest.","True, eventually the Ox will evolve to not have reproductive parts." +The microtransactions are absurd but the game itself is nothing like Warframe.,Yeah you can move around in warframe +Which is the greatest lie ever sold?,"No Mans Sky (recent PC/PS4 video game) - Overhyped and overpromised, look it up if you wish, quite interesting!" +Why Digital Homicide's insane ambition is to sue Valve. Pixel Burn,"So, Digital Homicide committed Digital Suicide?" +"By that logic, why do anything at all (nonessential to life) except for working to prevent the heat death of the universe?","see, now were talking real problems" +"Was looking to get one, not only because it is named after my favorite CS player, but because I heard it's good. Worth it? Or would the change in mice be too drastic?",Was the change from console to PC too drastic? +"The physics and police AI *are* somewhat better in GTAIV, though GTAV is a better game. Plus the police AI in GTAV was designed to be overaggressive as a statement of police in the US.",Do they target black people? +Get Carried. By Gems.,And no S+ +Clinton up 3 points in post-debate poll,This election will really be decided once we have the vice-presidential debates +a PM_ME_SOMETHING account.,We all have such original names +"Jebus, when Rasmussan can't even get GOP friendly results...",Everyone knows Rasmussan has been a liberal rag since the 1950s soo..... +Certainly more loyal than Trump has been with his wives.,"We dont talk about Trumps issues, quit deflecting!" +"Must be a huge problem, but the thing is.... when discussing something on this subreddit some globals ACT like they are gods and their opinion is the only one that counts cuz everyone else are noobs :)",Your opinion tells me that you're probably not global. +"Help me find an adventure Gamecube game (Whose main character is a woman)! The game's gameplay reminded me a bit of Tomb Raider/Nightmare Creatures. It is a 3rd person game. It was a woman that used a spear(?) and could jump. I remember there was a stage (Later in the game) where she had to jump through huge floating leaf in a green forest and she'd just instantly drown(?) if I missjumped into the water. There's not much else I can remember of the game, really.",Wind waker? +Steins;Gate Theme,Do you have a link to the wallpaper? +Don't even get me started on how unnecessary the concept of biological sex is,Yea it would just be terrible for doctors to know things about your biological makeup so that they can accurately give medical advice and treatments if there's a problem with you +"Would people play/be excited about extended being revived? Seeing as some sort of Post-Modern format was rumbled by a big name I figured I'd ask this. The list of playable cards is practically the same M15 onward but including Theros block this time. The big difference being (At least I dont think i saw it stated) Post-Modern doesn't rotate, extended would have another rotation in Autumn and spring 2017. So what does Reddit think? Extended 2 Electric-Boogaloo, or Post-Modern, possibly in addition to modern? Seeing as I doubt wizards would kill off modern.",Only if mutavault is banned +My wheel so far,"Love the Tubular Invader Strap, looks especially clean in this pic!" +How about everyone that is upset about the chat being removed is vocal about it? The developers made a shitty move and it needs to be fixed.,How are we supposed to be vocal about it when they removed the chat? +Umineko no Naku Koro ni is up there,There is no Umineko anime +AFPC Is there something happening? Like natural disaster or something? Haven't been able to get anyone on the phone. Comment?,It's another training day +"This is pretty spot on imo. I think a lot of people 840+ already have all the loot they need/want, and are just missing that last piece, or need to finish a class hall or world quest and wanna get in and out ASAP.",Yea but if you start a pug group you're under obligation to take a group of 815s and hold their hand through the entire dungeon. +I saw this in my local news paper this morning and it made me laugh,Selfie jokes are funny +I would suggest getting a water sensing alarm and putting it nearby.,A light dusting of sodium would make a neat water alarm. +"jesus christ, I can't imagine what they stole but there's no way it warrants being stripped half naked and beaten by that many people. fuckin barbaric.","That's because property is irreplaceable and priceless, but human life and dignity are replaceable!" +"Polite way to ask landlord for something? I need advice on how to ask my landlord for a fenced backyard. Background info: we moved into a 3 bedroom town home which is on a busy street. Our landlord is a first time landlord but he's been really awesome and we haven't had any issues yet. He asked us to sign a two year lease instead of a one year lease and in return he would lower our rent from 1500 to 1475. This was fine for us especially since this neighbourhood usually had town homes for rent at about 1550 and above. The house itself is quant and has a few things that need to be fixed ie)old appliances, very very old carpets etc. But so far we haven't asked for anything because we have two young kids and the older the better frankly. The issue at hand; our oldest son (2.5) has been diagnosed with Autism and he's a runner. He's also fast. The backyard is not fenced at one side which happens to be the side that faces the main road. We would like to ask him to consider putting up some sort of fence so when our son bolts we don't have to chase after him with our youngest (6 months). My problem is I can come off as stern when I talk and I'm looking for a polite, pr sessional yet tentative way to inquire about the chances of getting a fence. Also looking for how to say we'd be willing to renegotiate the lease in his favour in order to make up the money he'd lose in putting up the fence. We are also looking to stay here for the long term so if this fence goes up that makes staying here much more likely. Thanks for your advice everyone! Also we're in Ontario, Canada if that helps TL;DR need to ask landlord for a fence without sounding rude and entitled.","If adding the fence will add value to the property, I would ask for the landlord to pay for it, in exchange for signing a new lease with the cost split over the life of the lease through a rent rise." +"Leonard Garcia. I fucking hate him with such a goddamn passion. I've never seen less technique and more just fucking throw punches like an idiot, than this dude.","And what pisses me off, is that he won many fights he shouldn't have by split decisions." +"You're dead-on with that comment! Definitely one of my favorites from Rated R. My roommate loaned the album to me and I was hooked. It's easy to sing along to, too (which I only do in the privacy of my own car--*don't tell anyooonne...*)","It's a lost art man, I'm sure I'll tell someone" +"Not, Sucks for the American tax payers?","Yeah, it must be hard to see a couple of dollars maximum per taxpayer go to this cause." +my first reddit comment and my first nx mockup,Wow how funny... +Just a deplorable Asian girl who wants to make America great again,You are the poster child of white supremacy and patriarchy you fucking white male +"Possible shooting reported at Townville Elementary, deputies say","You know what they need now, more guns..." +"Punjabi dancing at Peggy's Cove because whatever, we're Canadian",So Canadian +"The media continues to mischaracterize this bill as only relating to 9/11, victim families, and Saudi Arabia. THAT IS NOT WHAT THIS BILL IS. It more or less allows anyone--anyone!--to sue any nation (except the US) or any group for any activity that can possibly be characterized as terrorism. This is a terrible, terrible idea.",This is a great idea and Americans should be able to sue any fucking nation as they see fit +What web browser do you use? Why? I use Firefox and starting to use Chromium (I got lots of RAM NOW XD) Reason? I don't really know why! * Comment below on what you're using and why you are using it. Happy browsing!,Internet Explorer in a VM. +"As someone who owns both consoles, can someone tell me where I can find innovation by Sony?",No Man's Sky +"The design wasn't bad, but the execution...",The engineer fucked it up obviously. +[WHY DIDN'T THESE ASSHOLES TELL US THIS THE MONDAY AFTER HE GOT HURT? I NEVER WOULD HAVE DROPPED C.MICHAEL FOR M.WALLACE IF I KNEW HIS LEG CONTUSION WAS A CRACKED FUCKING FIBULA. FUCK YOU AND YOUR LOADS PETEY](/Gordon),"Epilepsy warning, damn!" +Why is everyone being so smugly insufferable in these comments?,Because all people should know how to do manual labor with all tool +wot is dis,Suspicious cropping +If i was ever famous and looked up to like that i would have so much fun making kids days like that. And do things for my community with the money i make too,You are the greatest +Joe's Apartment!,Mike's Apartment +He is no dragon,"I don't know, he could be another Aerion Brightflame, especially if goaded into it." +"Warframe youtubers Looking for some youtubers that do warframe videos, recommend me some favorites?(:",RevXDev is really informative +Especially once all those damn immigrants start arriving and driving up the house prices.,We need to build a wall on Mars to stop those damn Earthlings from crossing the border! +The pot calling kettle black.,"Yeah, I was about to say, bold words coming from the people arming and supplying ISIS." +"at this point, i'm starting to believe i'm part of the conspiracy too. My bf dumped me because he wanted to make hillary look good so this is her fault that i'm single. I live near a chipotle because Hillary wants my asshole to suffer. Fucking hillary.",Time to warm up a new phrase: Thanks Hillary +Added to the list of things Donald Trump doesn't understand how they work: polls.,That was blatantly obvious after the first debate when he started saying he won all of the (online) debate polls. +And the band played *Waltzing Matilda*...,dulce et decorum est pro patria mori. +"I wish major corporations had sufficient morality to refuse to do business in countries that engage in severe human rights abuses, like Saudi Arabia.","Yeah, but they are a head of a UN Human Rights committee" +At least one Lake Park area resident is still attempting to remove Pokemon GO from Lake Park in Milwaukee through Supervisor Wasserman and the Park System,Off topic: As a diabetic I *love* it that heroin addicts use the same cheap Walmart syringes that I do. +Man in Trump Hat Is Beaten and Chased by San Diego Rioters Before Finding Safety With the Police,Aww it's nice to see these tolerant and peaceful progressives expressing their discontent. +How Donald Trump's Company Violated The United States Embargo Against Cuba,I'm sure Cuban American will absolutely love to hear that! +Gays are disgusting except hot lesbians,"Here, you dropped this" +"I hear ya, not many role models in the porn industry we can look up to these days.",Don't you talk shit about role modelesque dancing bear male stripper +We Brake For Nobody,This is actually official merchandise. +Marci Turk is in charge of the dump button. It's a faster a way of getting things done.,As soon as they say something entertaining gotta shut that shit down. +Motorist pulls gun on George Hincapie and 8 year-old son whilst out cycling,"But the important question is was the cyclist wearing a helmet, cause if he wasn't - - -" +"If you could have ONE ability from ONE champion IRL, what would it be, and why? Definitely Zac passive for me.","Ryze ult, just drop in the club with my friends like sup." +"Completely break a monster by changing one small detail about them. eg, Velajuels awakening bonus is changed to gains +15 speed ... /drool. Works for any of the atk boosters who would be way too OP if they were on par with Bernard and Chloe for base speed. Imagine a 115 base speed Purian? He would be on every team lol.",leo new passive: guaranteed one shot on hit and hits aoe +Attn: Duels Players Please turn off the animations it wastes so much time.,"A+ quality post, if only they all were like this." +I kept the heart of my first PC build.,I was told I need a new hard drive so I pulled this out of my computer. +"Apple Picking? Looking for someplace to pick apples near Ottawa that isn't Mountain Orchard. Been going to Mountain for 15 years, but it has gotten so crowded! Last year we had a 25 min wait to get into the parking lot on a Saturday, and then the lineups were huge too. I love their apples & donuts and was wondering if there were alternatives (with donuts hopefully!)",Kilmarnock Orchards - outside Smiths Falls +Two HP 27es Monitors + Two HDMI cables (423.96 - 83.97 = 339.99),Those Monster HDMI Cable alone should be worth $100+ +"The fact nobody wants to or cares to see this is very very depressing. :( Guys, if it's in the media (that they control) and it involves money (which they also control) then it's bullshit. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore, you guys just refuse to acknowledge when you are wrong.","Seriously guys, I once saw on the media that carbon dioxide is a greenhouse gas and that greenhouse gasses trap heat in the atmoshpere... Total bullshit." +"Yeah, the title is 50% bullshit. We do have homework. Kids have homework from first grade onward.","I don't know where this no homework thing started... On the other hand, it was quite long time ago since I was in school." +Why offend? Who cares who your favorite is? It is a nonsense question designed to trap. OMG you answered Trudeau major offense to Britian our historical number one ally. Oh you answered for Britian what about our number one trade partner Canada?,Just like how much of a gotcha question what is your favorite news publication is. +I need to find out which thrift stores you all go to because I pop into my local stores maybe once a week just to take a look around and I rarely find anything worth getting. The few times I've found cookware it's been badly scratched up or falling apart :(,"Also, go during the week(M-F) , early in the morning." +"Because the Saudi royals would be replaced by the radical wahhabist clerics that are oh so influential in that country? It's not like the royals are devout Muslims; they're trying to secularize their people, as a whole at least.",Suit up boys were bringing freedom to Saudi! +What?! 3 whole votes!? We should stop everyone from voting then!,"No, only the brown people" +The world isn't that black and white. If you read any most livable article it will tell you what they base the rank on.,Well I'm glad one of the dozens and dozens of rankings thinks so highly of Pittsburgh. +Ruth Bader Ginsburg: Colin Kaepernick's 'Ridiculous' Protest Is 'Dumb and Disrespectful',Clearly RBG is a hate filled bigot racist according to the SJWs. +So it can orgasm too?,"Doesn't need to, 'cause that's a myth" +It could potentially kill someone and it makes it easier to group as the team will all be near base,oh wow you could kill someone +look up,Thank you for your wonderful insight +Today the Supreme Court agreed it will decide on whether the government can reject trademarks that people find offensive. Could determine the Redskins' fate.,I find the trademark for everyteam except mine offensive. +Teach me how to not suck,Step 1: Be me ;v +Yeah but what about William Zeppeli,Nah MILF hunter Kakyoin will aways be best brojo for me +"That is the idea, yes. At my old church (lovely place, annoyingly dispensational) there was this Jewish man named Olliviar who had converted to Christianity and as soon as he joined they had him at the podium once a month talking about how to proselytize to Jews and the importance of Israel.",Guy sounds like a Jewish plant. +Is it me or the nba just took all the best guys and put them together in Milwaukee?,And then we added Micheal Beasley +"That *looks* like a personal opinion, but it isn't, is it? Don't hide behind a faceless horde of supporters and a campy insult, *articulate.*",Because the OP was so articulate! +Why do people cry so much about power fantasies in fiction? It's fiction! Putting your fantasies into art is part of what makes art enjoyable.,Men have power in real life so we can't let them have fantasy power too! +"Before Brontok, there was Den-Zuko, the OG malware from Indonesia","Good guy Den-Zuko, removes viruses from infected diskette" +He was impartial. Impartial doesn't mean you treat someone who thinks global climate change is a hoax created by the Chinese the same as a sane person.,You forgot the +I too am from your city. You're not wrong.,"According to r/bestof today, that's because Trump was a Manhatten slum lord duuuuuuhhh fuckin racist hitler loving narcissist." +"What if the NX was revealed in October and... Announced that it will not release in March 2017, but on the week of Black Friday? Imagine the chaos.",That plan worked great for the Sega Saturn +"FYI, The GTAV oranges don't float","FIX YOUR GAME, R*" +So 40% deplorable?,THAT'S WAY LESS THAN HALF. +Because they're smart.,"I don't follow the law, because I'm smart." +"moms caring for sons, pt 2. now with lawsuits against me","I bet she's a wonderful, caring mother." +... and the victims,I can't say nothing.....I've ate at Popeyes twice since Wednesday. +"I always thought there was just one cell network in Namibia, MTC.","Na, there is another one, TN I think." +Remind me again why this is handled by the DE...,Because that's like this in Windows +I think some mods are working for the nwo agenda. I think others are just hall monitors on a power trip. Couple that with a few sock puppets n you got yourself a stew baby!,Such a rosy disposition! +How mad would you be? How mad would you be if at the end of Rouge One the final line of dialogue is Now off to our vacation on Alderaan?,I wouldn't be surprised at this point. +What does marriage mean to you? What does the concept of marriage entail for you? what do you look for in a partner?,Saaax +I had someone ignore the AI 2 and 3 steps away just to step over me and loop back to the AI that's 2 steps away.,Sounds like the logical thing to do... +Nothing is more annoying than having to navigate slowly around 50 kids sitting on their asses looking down the hill when you're in the middle of a run or even just trying to get off the damn chair lift and 3 idiots step on each other's boards in front of you and they have to stop the whole lift while they figure out how to stand up.,"Oh, I'm sure you were able to do everything absolutely perfectly when you first started snowboarding" +"RoadhogXL,X-devil Mk2, roadhog carbonated, Shibuya, merc narwhal, Painted Toppers offers,Keys",I'll give you: * Burnt Siena Fruit Hat * Drink Helmet * Wildcat Ears for * Road Hog Carbonated * Merc Narwhal +"Wouldn't want parents to have to actually feed their own kids! And yes, pragmatically I get that this makes sense. Still though, if you can't feed em don't breed em.","Oh man, no one ever thought to try and tell poor people not to have kids" +I'm gonna try 25mg aphp with 5mg u4 iv today,Sounds like a brilliant idea +When you're feeling super generous and offer work for $20 instead of your standard rate...,"Well thats like $2.50 a second, $150 an hour." +Amazing Colorado Uses $3 Million From Cannabis Tax to Provide Food and Housing For The Homeless!,But drugs are bad! +"I spent a year in isolation stationed in northern Alaska, space would be a step up.",Yeah but did you go to burning man? +Other than Trader Joe's and Whole Foods are there any successful supermarkets? Even in Jersey it seems all the large ones get replaced or bought every 5 years like they are in Philly,"No...there are no other successful supermarkets, everyone shops at Trader Joe's and Whole Foods." +Night is for sleeping.,I thought the afternoon was for sleeping in Spain +"Let me explain: smarter than the average water is a cute phrase that sounds positive without actually meaning anything. They don't leave themselves open to any obnoxious regulations or investigations because they don't make any *real* health claims, they just apply a positive characteristic, smart, to an unrelated product, and then wrap it in some 2010s design motifs to move product among the 18-25 demographic. And given how many people I see walking around with SmartWater bottles, this works really well.","But... I like SmartWater, it's inspired by clouds you know." +"They deserve friends who are chronic complainers. Maybe if they bitch to each other about each other enough, they'll finally gain some insight.",This sounds totally plausible. +"He also captained all three winning teams, and was name MVP for two of them.",I still wouldn't put him in the top five +He's saying it in response to murdering someone like his brother tried to murder him. You're taking that quote and putting the wrong spin on it friend.,~~I done goofed~~ obviously +New Promo Image,Is that one of those Hellfighters? +ones they themselves bombarded.,VOTER FRAUD! +Brad!,Janet? +Current state of KoTK as a European...,"oh look, dayz....." +My grandchildren's children will love that.,"Hah, with jokes like that the ladies will be queuing up......" +"I don't get it either, The Bachelor and The Bachelorette are shows for a reason.",yeah but what are your options if you want to see people who arent white in a reality tv relationship? +"Since the debate, Clinton has in fact been playing some insane 3D chess with Donnie. She has really gotten in his head this week. It's magical.",Shows in the polls +p r o t o b e l t,After Morello or rush? +"They won me back over with their live performance in 2015. Have seen them 11 times since 2004 and I totally stopped going when they came around between 2011-2015 because the last few times I saw them in 2011 was utterly horrible. But. . .their 2015 performance was phenomenal. They're probably worth seeing, especially if it's your favorite band, but I'd check the setlists beforehand. Also, I don't think VIP meet and greets are ever worth it (I've done VIP for ProgPower a few times, but that's different), but that's just me. Never had a problem hanging out with the bands at local venues before/after shows.",Well it would make up for me having to illegally download their first couple albums since I couldn't find a digital legit version. +"Got my first legendary today... on an alt. The pain is real, never thought I'd be so salty about getting a legendary.",How'd you get it? +This is how much they are charging for the pokemon go plus in my country..,But how much is that in real money? +"Where is everyone? I'm a central defender, so it's just a reminder to always keep my head on a swivel, and not get beat because I was ball watching. It's a lot harder to be out of position if you know where everyone is.",Also doubles as a wtf when your mates don't track back. +Ads for Next radio app. No one gives a fuck about FM radio on your phone. We have the Internet now you stupid clowns,but it uses less battery and less data since it's not streaming! +The US never intentionally bombed markets and hospitals.,No they just bomb soldiers fighting IS. +How anyone could feel anything less than disgust at Trump's sex tape comments is beyond me.,Obviously you're not an alpha +"Looking for team advice These are my current players: Pavelski (untraceable) - Kesler - Hagelin Palat - Granlund - Boedker Pominville - Brassard - Marleau Ladd - Little - Foligno Trouba - Fowler Tanev - Reilly Boychuk - Brodie Jones I currently have speedsters and wicked writers active (which I'd like to keep), most goals that I score are dekes (just like everyone else), then wristers, then cross crease, then point shots. I would like to take more point shots and perhaps activate long range bombers. Also I could activate another synergy amongst my forwards and I'm not sure which one I could use, any suggestions appreciated. I'm on the verge of breaking into div 2 and it's probably time to start caring about my lineup before I hit the big leagues. I have around 50k to spend at this point and any help is appreciated!",I hope you find your Pavelski buddy +We're like a borg collective and everyone just uses their *personnummer* to identify themselves.,So that's where all that talk about Swedenborgian came from. +Fuckin invincible kirito,OP is a damn cheater confirmed using a BEATER +"Interesting. Maybe good lock does cause the poor battery life. Try it without for a few days. I have Google now enabled, and still get 6hr sot. I don't use good lock btw",what a novel idea. +It's interesting that some of the seats are worth more than what some fighters get paid.,"It's their own fault they get paid so little, because they don't create fake drama and shit talk like pro wrestlers." +They are just another target to you right,"I view everyone around me as a potential threat, and rate them accordingly." +Jeeps hold value like gold.,But JNUG is down +"For someone that doesn't understand how this works, that's like a huge deal, right? Isn't that what a ton of people out in Hollywood are going for? Getting their screenplay recognized? Like isn't this exactly how movies get made?","As far as I understand it, the recognition is a good step, now it's a matter of the screenplay getting picked up by a studio or director or whatever." +"A christian woman vs a man who lives a far more sinful life (per Christian doctrine) than the average citizen. Apparently the right Christian choice is to support the man. Corinthians - women are to be silent, etc. Actually, it highlights the similarities between Christianity and Sharia Law.",Religion - the original bro's before ho's +"Just off the top of my head, he's a Rhodes scholar and he has a nearly perfect memory.","I dunno, Bobby Jindal was a Rhodes scholar, so I'm not sure how much weight I'd give that one." +"Wow, this is offensive to everyone",Insufferable assholes who have deluded themselves into thinking they are nice should be offended at every possible opportunity. +They must have given him money.,"Yup, all the way back in 1990, for God knows what reason." +Hypothetical: When would Wake Forest become ranked? I know if we lose at any point this dream of finally getting the recognition we deserve is over. But do you think of we defeat NCSU tomorrow that we can sneak in the top 25? This would be a second week in a row we would pull of an upset if we win. So when would we become ranked? NEXT THREE GAMES _______________________ * NCSU * Syracuse * FSU,"Unless you beat FSU by 43, I mean why bother if you can't at least match Louisville" +Am I missing something? 13 wins and 13 draws is 52 points!,you clearly missed the 13 points for losing +But does this mean that ESRB only rates the single player mode? Because Paladins has no single player except the tutorial.,"The only interactions you have are the chat, everything else is just fighting with no sort of communication with players." +"... and a freeway can carry even more. Once there is a competitive market for transport that is very cheap to run, algorithms will be able to match desired routes and combine commuter trips. There will still be mass transit, but the private market will do a far superior and cheaper job than the government will possibly be able to do (bureaucracy/etc). Why is it that the government doesn't operate domestic airlines?",Privatisation works +"Stop living in a bubble, it's a fucking video game, who the fuck gets offended over being insulted in a video game? it's a game so raging over it is kinda silly - proceeds to make an unnecessarily long passive aggressive post, hitting the keys extra hard so he doesn't punch a baby.",Lol you know me so well! +"The Thousand Year Reich : Chapter 12, Drang Nach Osten",Tfw japan gets no land +From the front page: weekly church attendance by state.,Wow I'm so surprised! +The biggest danger in a car accident is being ejected from a vehicle. That's not going to happen in a bus.,Ya because there has never been one time in all of recorded history where a bus has rolled over or hit something more massive than itself. +Good job proving the point.,yah proving the point that reddit always needs a +Philippine President Duterte tells police officers to ignore Human Rights groups because ...human rights is always the anti-thesis of government.,He seems like a reasonable politician that will be a voice for the people and uphold democracy +Dude high out of his mind causes ruckus in a 7-11 store,How did he teleport back inside? +And Trouba is off the list.,"Gasp, what happened to Trouba?" +"This is why the whole bathroom issue cracks me up. As an evil-rapist-trans-folk, I've only ever had weird looks in the men's restroom lol.",That's because women have been socialized to be nonconfrontational. +SDDM,the trademark has been placed +What's wrong with misanthropes?,Go fuck yourself +The washing pole has an r1? Or do you mean the running attack? Kappa,Don't you press r1 to do a running r1 tho? +"I agree, if it's that medically interesting, comission a replica, and let her rest.",Lol Yeah poke around her corpse until you get what you want and then bury her with respect. +"Bush was governor of Texas for, what, a term and a half? He had executive experience and being governor of a big state counts for something.",Governor of Texas is a largely ceremonial position. +Settlements could see Israel thrown out of the World Cup,i'm sure they were going to qualify +"Give to the reacon the telegraph beacon It's one of the most usefull gadget of all the battlefield license. We need this in BF1. It's a part of the strategie. Without it, BF1 will be a new Battlefront.",If it's not in the game it *may* be a tad too late to add it. +LF3M to Farm Vosiks Post PSN,swampdonkey_74 have 3 +I'm sure there will be posts about how they should return to v8's but that isn't going to happen.,Clearly the best option is to go full out: V12s! +Trigger alert. Beware influx of Trumpkins telling us how he was asserting his dominance and being strong.,you mean negging her to get laid ? +"Thank you, Facebook, for reminding me that I have made the right choice!","Oh yeah, we're definitely missing out." +If you're not gonna make plays then DON'T pick Lee Sin.,Did Reapered forgot how to do P/B? +"Because the hose itself is 5 inches in diameter, however the fittings on each end are at least 7 inches. When someone's house is on fire and we have crew inside that are risk we aren't going to dick around fishing around under a dickhead's car. Popping the windows and feeding the house through the cabin takes a minute, plus we can visualize the hose for kinks and leaks. Fishing it under the car could damage the hose or the fittings.","so if youre going to park in front of a hydrant, drive a lifted truck/jeep?" +I never doubt that normal NK citizens are starving.,Yeah it was cool of you to contribute to that. +"Cannot stress that point enough. As someone who's recently lost 60 lbs, I can safely say it ain't easy. I'm in a bit of a frustrating plateau right now. :/",Have you tried eating less cake? +Losing nearly $1 billion clearly qualifies you to be president of the United States.,Well he started out with a **small** loan. +Ahh. So you admit to being guilty? Now I get it.,He dropped his +Exorsus vs Xavius Mythic World First,Watching the DKs on the DPS meter over the course of that fight was pretty depressing... +Ha! That was a trick. I know the difference between Their There and They're but a troll can't help themselves to correct somebody. Damn! I had high hopes for you. You disappointed me greatly.,I am in the presence of brilliance. +"Canada? You'll laugh, but Israel (from personal experience, never thought about it as multicultural before moving here). Well, Aus/Nz as well. No successful example in Europe afaik. There are different models of societies, and they would work or not depending on a lot of factors. The very popular push for making all the countries use the same model is silly and doesn't account for a lot of context.",Technically New Zealand is a bicultural country but the bigger cities are diverse culturally. +The VIP seats were so uncomfortable. The regular seats are 10x better id rather sit there tomorrow,Maybe the air in the VIP area was worse too? +Grand Final clocks highest AFL ratings in a decade,BUT WE NEED A NIGHT GRAND FINAL FOR BETTER TV RATINGS +Xxl two weeks before new item isn't the same thing as mislabeling a spawn description. .,"Shady is shady, probably laughing it up in their high chairs at all the idiots throwing gems at a purposefully mislabeled spawn." +"It's just that people are used to windows. Linux distros are way more user friendly but it's not what people were already using so they don't want to change. A fun way to get it through people's heads that linux can very easily have a capable UI is reminding them, android is linux.",I'm an apple user so I hate Linux too then +How is it still Orange Walk season in October?,"Don't dare question the proud, inclusive and colourful culture of those inspiring orangemen!" +"Reddit, in your opinion who do you think wins the presidency and why?",The American People. +"LOTS and LOTS of painkillers afterwards, probably.",That's why they kept Jeff around. +Look at all the things poor people can't have!,Well you know if they worked harder and stopped spending all their money on heroin and satellite tv they'd easily have this +I was not expecting this to be as satisfying as it was.,We need a subreddit for things like this! +Hence the 'At Home With Amy Schumer' comment you replied to the reply to.....,Doubt it you autistic cuck +"Ralph Nader on 3rd Party Voting, If we go through life saying we're going to vote for the least worst, every 4 yrs the (major) parties get worse.","Third party is wasting your vote, you should support these two corporate sponsored candidates who don't care about you instead." +"The goodness of hazelnuts, less fat than peanut butter, less sugar than jam",And blended with reasonable amounts of *natural* vegetable oils to preserve all that hazelnut goodness and make it easy to spread! +"It depends what tin you get. Like another commenter said, look up the tin you want on youtube.","Ah okay, I was under the impression it was also randomized for each similar tin." +You're easily manipulated,The kool-aid's so sweet though. +Boys On Wheels,SNL has really gone down in quality +"What is the criteria for selecting champs for Challenger series skins? The current ones are Ahri and Nidalee. Are they like the lesser, buyable version of victorious skins, with the champs decided the same way? Was just hoping for challenger karma, but I don't know how they pick who gets them.",Whatever makes the most money. +Official website states release of SUSTOL the 11. of October.,Time to buy more? +"Trump is the embodiment of why the Republican Party is so full of shit. They spend all day telling us that things like basic access healthcare, affordable education, climate change regulation, and better public schools are all too fucking expensive to pursue - that we, as a country, can't afford to have nice things. Well this is why, this party, and their absurd tax policies and Norquist fealty oath are bankrupting the country. I pay 40% taxes, Mitt Romney pays 13% taxes, and Donald Trump pays zero. That's so fucked up.",Oh but they'll put those earnings made from less taxes back into the economy! +This is the man who sued Bill Maher not for defamation (when he claimed Trump was the son of an Orangutan) but to claim the $5mill Maher jokingly offered if Trump could prove he wasn't the son of one.,Nothing screams billionaire like suing for $5 million over a joke. +"That isn't the point, you can't play comp until you are lvl 25. I titled it wrong, sorry.","Welp, only thing besides a glitch is you did quick play by accident." +"Me too, and honestly it's a bit scary coming up and seeing the world very differently from what you thou it was. I have been reading heavily and my husband says I'm addicted to my iPad. Just 40 more days baby... In any case, it's better to live with truthful knowledge than your head in the sand. Once you start in on the banking disaster that might be looming you'll really freak. But prep prep prep where you can. Best wishes.",You should try doing some reading in a book for a change instead of on the Internet. +"Has anyone noticed how in the past two years, the cost of shaving at local salons have increased to almost as much as haircut rates? What has caused this spike? I remember the cost of shaving at your local neighbourhood salons used to cost less than half/half of a haircut, but now, the cost of shaving is just Rs 10/20 less than that of a full haircut. For e.g. In 2014, shaving used to cost Rs 20, while haircut would cost Rs 50. In 2016, it now costs Rs 40/50 for shaving, while Rs 60 for a haircut. What has caused this inflation for shaving suddenly? Source: I'm a frequent traveler, and have seen these rates changes happen in Gujarat, Delhi and Maharashtra over the years.",Modiji +Freedom of Choice,You have a choice between light blue to darker blue WHAT GREAT FREEDOM +"It's not like they would have sent one of the engineers up there. Also, that roof top may be the only vantage point, KSC is surrounded by flat wetlands.",There is also an ocean near the Kerbal Space Center +Jessica jones is not better then Luke cage but it does have moer white people.,Yes because thats the only reason someone can prefer a show over the other +Isn't it kinda weird that so many of TH's phone calls were to fax machines? I've done like 5 faxes in my life. Why do people fax a lot - or why did they back in 2005?,Maybe because TH was a 1980's model and not a 1940's model. +Awesome? Yes. Funny? Nope.,But wait it's posted in r/funny so it must be hilarious +"I bet if he had an actual agent, they would have read the book and got him to take that part out.","Fucking your agent, who isn't an agent, who has posed for a ton of semi nude pictures before becoming a im supposedly an agent agent is never a sign of professionalism haha." +"Official Game Day Thread: Buffalo Bills (1-2) @ New England Patriots (3-0) | Kickoff 1:00 PM ET, October 2, 2016 | Gillette Stadium, Foxboro, MA","Don't worry guys, the Bills are a horrible team, we will stomp all over them" +What's the first thing guys notice about girls? I assume boobs and ass.,"Face first and foremost - I make sure they aren't looking at me, then I take a look at their tits." +Does this mean I get to win the war three times over? (326 warscore),"Ah yes, I live in Canterbury, there is a museum dedicated to this great battle!" +Run an extra..?,He DID say not to spend more than 40$ on it +<--------------- number of illegals that pay more taxes than Trump,Upvote within twenty seconds or you hate America. +macroeconomics don't even.,"Excuse me, macroeconomics *is* microeconomics" +"We like to think that accidents happen because bad people knowingly and carelessly let them happen. Vaughan discovered something more troubling: that even organizations staffed by smart, seemingly moral people can slowly slide into dangerous and unethical behavior.",The obvious answer is more government regulation. +Could you do that thing where they attach a robot eye and wire it to your brain?,Maybe then he can see over 24 fps +Willett must have out up one of the worst Ryder Cup performances ever,If only his brother hadn't written something... +madvilliany is the most overrated classic of all time. boring ass album. DOOM is unseasoned chicken breast on every track,I respect your opinion but you're wrong +"First off, wild does exist. Second, yeah it's a meme that priest sucks right now but it still means you can easily have a halfway decent winrate with a good nzoth or dragon list, maybe not 50 or above but the class isn't unplayable.",But what about all those people who dusted all their gvg and naxx cards? +"What a brave woman, they are both very happy now can confirm, I am photographer",She even got tattoo removal for her future parenthood! +This being probably thinks the war started in 1933.,Why didn't we intervene and set up a democracy in Germany before they built the Panzers? +"And even at his worst, he's still about 100x better than Calderon.","Dunno about that, at least Calderon can dunk" +"Disagree. All it needs is great 1st party support. No drought like the wii u or lack of genres. As long as Nintendo gives solid 1st party support, it will sell a lot and 3rd party will support it. All it 'needs' are sales. And sales come from games, not 1080p 60fps ability.",Wii U is solid proof of that... +So weird that people are recording themselves doing illegal acts. It's like they are taking a note out of Hillary's book and believe they won't get prosecuted even though there's direct evidence showing they committed a crime.,It was Donald Trump's racism that made them do this +Pussy,Do Koreans eat cats too? +"Maybe that came out a little bit edgy but this cry over legendaries is nonsense and really stupid. You don't need a legendary item to perform well, you need to know your class from the inside out and dedicate yourself to the costant improving. I'm the only on in my main raid guild who hasn't got a legendary yet, but I'm still on the first 5 top dps (I play enhancement shaman) and over 300k dps. Of course I pray the RNG god everyday while I open my emissary chest but my life doesn't depends on a orange item :)",Topping charts as enhancement is hard +"Santos should quit, IMO the country would win with this alone","Yes, Vargas Lleras would be much better" +Canada's military bases falling apart due to lack of funding: National Defence audit,Canada's schools falling apart due to lack of funding: crickets +How do I get into the warhammer universe be it games books comics whatever I just want to get into the universe any ideas.,Anything written by Matt Ward is pretty good. +Nearly One Out Of Three Trump Voters In SC Would Ban Gays From Entering The U.S.,first thing that pops into my head upon reading this... they don't want the competition. +What is starting to really become a problem?,"I've been spending way too much time with myself, and I'm a really bad influence." +What dark theories do you have about certain children's television shows?,Supergirl is really about normalizing how undocumented workers are flooding the country and taking American jobs. +The unadulterated liberalism found on Facebook is too much.,Sure sounds like you're blaming others for your failure. +This is the kind of positivity we need in this sub,Too cheesy. +"What product do you use for something other than it's intended purpose? For example: using lipstick as eyeliner, highlighter as eyeshadow, etc.",I use eye shadow as a brow powder all the time but I bet that's very common +How is Faker's death timer 15 seconds longer than Wolf's?,Wolf with the 'less time dead' runes +Chip Kelly says Colin Kaepernick will start at quarterback for #49ers this week,2016: Rise of the Greatest Fro on (grassy) Turf +Not a single thread on Frontpage that doesn't have a EU bashing comment,"Who fucking cares, Eu shit talks Na constantly with the same over used shit, cut them some slack." +On each other?,I mean once they started coming it's pretty hard to stop them +this looks like a internal company document containing confidential information that should not be shown to the public. i have contacted cineplex and forwarded them this post and your reddit account information,hey buddy snitches get stitches +Justin doesn't trust Shelby. Nominate him.,RUN TO THE POLLS! +Because if he gets hurt we're fucked,"To be fair, the opposing team would have to catch him first." +Some dude on youtube named reversal is halfway to level 40. Pretty nuts,"So, level 20?" +The community has become toxic..,"Big Bang Theory has a certificate from steam, so he must be legit.." +Why don't you stop being a peasant then?,"Wow these pcmasterrace people sure are friendly, I would love to join them" +I hate bob the builder,I hate you. +*Checks what sub I am in..* No sure if srs... But you know the 1180 is gonna wreck the TitanXp's shit when it get's released at the $550-600 mark in ~1yr.,That's why it's called future proofing you buy cards specifically to resell them after light use to buy newer cards. +Literally bandai,"Cmon man, we don't need more 6* anyways, its fine to have 5*s they EASILY destroy A-Rank raids" +Ronald Reagan's son on Trump: No way do I or would my father support this garbage.,"I'm shocked, I can't believe Ronald Reagan's family is under the payroll of the Clinton Foundation" +TIL A huge asteroid is heading towards us and it has the power of 3 billion atomic bombs,Omg why would NASA keep this a secret +*5 Tds. You can't just ignore his rushing scores.,True that. +So detailed you want to lick her pores.,What the fuck mate. +"If this was about the CO2 cartridges being hit, good luck bursting them without a sharp hit. They're made to take a beating...hence metal. I thought reddit was better than to say that...tsk tsk",Yeah cause a cartridge built to contain pressures of over 800 psi could *totally* be ruptured by a little plastic BB. +LOTR Tattoos! Thinking of getting a Tolkien inspired tattoo ( Primarily based on LOTR) But cant commit to a certain design. Can people share their own tattoos as some inspiration for me :)!,Get the Tolkien monogram encircled by The One Ring's inscription. +"It refers to engineered consent. New student brochures mention consent classes, announcements are made about consent classes, the advisers tell all the students to attend consent classes, student groups are told to tell their members to attend, etc. The class isn't mandatory but the school does a full-court press to get full attendance. The result is that it can expect almost all students of the targeted group to attend. Source: Technically I'm just guessing, but this kind of thing has been de rigeur at schools I've been to for events that the school wanted to pack. I noticed because it made me feel like herded livestock. Schools can exert a lot of pressure on students without needing to install repercussions beyond giving the stink-eye to rebels who don't do for the school the things that the school demands that they do voluntarily.",What better way to indoctrinate than good ol' peer pressure? +I knew this first date was over when Donald Trump came up,For some reason the topic of this article is so stupid my mind translated it to I knew the debate was over when Donald Trump was up ... Then I read the first few lines and realized I trolled myself. +Because you were happy and they didn't want you to resent them for shitting on your happiness. Good leaders never blame their underlings.,You've obviously never had stupid underlings +"Tic Tacs, but bigger called Thicc Tacs Mento-ish sized Tic Tacs called Thicc Tacs.",im triggered +Why?,because they have no money +Love my 0.4 points from him yesterday.,clearly he is still the WR to own +"Binghamton, NY",The rat. +"In 1990, more than 60% of people in East Asia were in extreme poverty. Now only 3.5% are.",Good thing socialism fixed everything +What do you mean? He's 6' 1.,Hope you forgot the +What was the point of this post...?,"No real point here, just venting my frustration." +"You just gave a rule, which constitutes an ethical choice.","right, but the car doesn't make it, it's programmed." +"Absolutely. The bigger question is if, for some reason, Herman turns us down who do we go for next? Who's our 2nd and even 3rd choice? Also, what happens to Gilbert/Maddox?",Chavis +Why is everyone in this thread calling it a personal howling mine? We have a black enchantment that draws you an extra card every turn with a downside that's been reprinted several times: Phyrexian Arena.,Phyrexian Arena is just a personal Howling Mine with downside +How is this title misleading?,"It wasn't $540,000,00 USD it was 420,390,000 GBP...obviously" +WOMEN- a man disagreeing with your feminist views doesnt make him a woman hater,Misogynist! +"So the police officers claim, thats not what my friends who started working with them about 9 months ago have said.",Specials? +Wasnt this on General Tonys video? :P,That's immediately what I thought lol +"Just curious, but how did you come to that conclusion?","Lucky guess, I suppose." +OutKast - Da Art of Storytellin,Hey it's that J. Cole beat! +If this is true I'm going to take off work tomorrow due to a fear of spontaneous ejaculation,You're going to ejaculate over Clinton's yoga emails? +Unless maybe they've already got the achievement ?,"This makes too much sense, so it can't be true." +"Gaddafi was ready to strike a deal & hold elections. Hillary killed the deal. Led to ISIS, migrant crisis.",ISIS didn't start in Libya +So you're saying Lucy doesn't have a winner's edit? Fucking edgic ruins everything.,"Before I looked at edgic I was sure that Lucy was going to win, but now edgic has ruined that for me" +Official Un-Official Is it out yet Thread!,"This thread is for the trailer for the update, right?" +"Including a generic pollution metric was the absolute genius of the Limits to Growth paper. Every negative externality, including climate change, can **and will** be shoved into the category of pollution and effectively ignored, because that's how the idiotic economy works.",Because it's our God given right to ignore externalities! +I like how people being closeted gays is funny to joke about when they're conservative.,Homophobia is fine as long as it's about people we don't like +Boy...our system up here in Canada isn't perfect but damn. My son was born via c-section and it cost a total of $110. And that was only because we wanted a private room for 2 nights instead of semi.,Stop bragging commie! +Is Roadhog a Tank,"Well, he's in the tank section, so I think the answer is pretty obvious." +"I don't know about Texas, but people in Germany have been making fun of them for generations. But seriously. The problem here is not so much having a stupid accent or stuff like that but mostly the economy. After the fall of the Berlin Wall everyone who could make something of themselves left the place. The population has been shrinking for decades but after the border opened it went from 5 million inhabitants to 4 million today. It is the place with the highest birth rate in Germany but it is still hemorrhaging people like nobodies business. There is high unemployment little industry and not very much of a future for many places especially the rural areas near the border. This sort of climate attract ideologies that offer simple solutions that make people feel better about themselves. So not exactly retards but also not the smart ones who got out of there when they could either.","Yeah man, reversing a political decision to allow massive immigration is such a decievingly simple solution" +What is the dumbest thing you have ever done as a teenager?,"Well when I was 16 I had sex with a married woman, also when I was 16 I broke into an abandoned movie theater and stole a bunch of stuff....I was super cool" +It sounds like White Supremacy for me.,"No, just white realism." +Yemeni forces destroy Emirati vessel,"Didn't hear Allahu Akbar enough times, it's obviously fake." +Had a couple hours and some useful supplies hanging around..,What a waste of a NES Zapper barrel. +Says RX sucks,"That's very helpful, thanks." +ODI series between England and Bangladesh will not be on TMS as rights deal agred too late,"Hurrah, Athar Ali Khan and Shamim Chowdhury it is!" +This was just difficult to watch. (When you have more money than common sense.),"This guy's voice makes me want to take a gun, put it to his head, pull the trigger, and keep shooting it until I run out of bullets.... But that's frowned upon for some reason." +How to out sniper a Glaz on Plane,So impressive if glaz is a bot +It's such a bizarre way to structure articles. The giant pictures and scant amount of sparse text make it seem like a children's picture book written for adult retards.,Who did you think their target audience was? +E' rumeno,E allora smettila subito di generalizzare! +heterosexual,"Sucking dick for money doesn't make you gay, right?" +Would a civil war even surprise anyone at this point? Trump supporters yell Bill Clinton rapes when given a chance to talk to the man. Black Lives Matters shoots cops and tells whites to get to the back or get out. There is no middle in American politics any more. What's left but open violence?,"no it wouldn't and either way this election goes its hard to imagine not ending up that way, especially if Crooked wins" +"That last one, my God. No, sex is not going to burn 1500 calories. You're lucky if it burns 150.",Maybe you're just not good enough in bed. +Learn to understand jokes..,"Because it's real easy to find out if anyone's sarcastic on the Internet, right?" +"Deaf culture is and always has been vile and thuggish. They can read lips and talk like retards, but they choose to use their secret sign language. Why? To plot and scheme.",Not even 9 AM and we have the most stupid comment of the day! +Ivern Champion Spotlight | Gameplay- League of Legends,Ivern can grow weed but graves cant have a cigar? +"Guarantee that Kaine will bring it up if they don't. Pence is an extremist, particularly on this issue. Kaine holds the view that the government shouldn't decide even though he personally wouldn't do it. In other words, the view a huge chunk of Americans have and that another huge chunk can totally respect.",But but but I thought the republicans were the party of less government/more freedom. +"Want Happiness? Buy Experiences, Not Things, Says Psychologist","Wow, never heard that before." +Five hundred and ninety-nine US dollars!,Cheaper than expected - praise Google! +Is Gambol Shroud now white?,What does it always have to be about color? +Indiana Man's Parade Float Has Trump Executing Clinton By Electric Chair,pure class +"In back-to-back weeks, Vikings' D held Kelvin Benjamin to career-low 0 yards, then Odell Beckham Jr. to 23 yards. Next up: DeAndre Hopkins.",I think you mean Next up: Will Fuller +"welp, didn't that through.",They could stack +VIDEO: Hillary Grabs Both Railings For Five-Stair Climb ... BUT THAT'S NORMAL AS FAR AS YOU KNOW...,Nothing out of the ordinary +Where's the funny at?,people who are different are funny +That's the point. Get together a group of colored people and deny admission to whites and you're a hero for social justice. Get together a group of white people and exclude people of color and you're just a racist.,You realize that you're a racist now... for mentioning that. +cause the dude said Bisping was sharp as fuck in that fight. he wasnt.,Which was obviously referring to him outstriking Silva +how do you get them to court to be tried if they don't cooperate? just let them stab the cops?,Nah just kill them they're homeless anyway +He didn't say why he wanted to meet up,Can't tell if +Yes. Really. He was a big proponent of the program. He often addressed it in his talks when he was an apostle and as the president. He claimed he saw it as part of the fulfillment of the promise of the Lamanites blossoming like a rose. He gave an example more than once of sibling in the program whose skin was now several shades lighter than after living with a white Mormon family than his sibling on the reservation who didn't have that benefit. This was seen by him as a sign of prophecy being fulfilled and used to guilt trip people into taking these children into their homes even though they couldn't afford it and too many of their own. (Not to mention what it did to the Native American Children.),"Just thinking outside the box here, but maybe an additional 3 hours spent indoors each week would make anyone paler?" +"As someone who's pro life I just don't get guys like Pence. Abortions happen no matter what and getting rid of them legally only makes them way riskier. Most importantly, you can bring abortion rates down with good healthcare options and sex ed but people like Pence oppose those too! It's so backwards.","That's easy, the Bible!" +"What are some little known Army regulations/customs? I'm stationed on Ft Bragg and today I saw a vehicle with General plates heading towards our motorpool. I pulled out my phone and texted my squad leader so the word could get around and none of our guys would be looking ate up if the general went inside. I later learned that almost none of the privates in my company and very few of the specialists and E5s knew what general plates looked like, so for the rest of the day we've been getting false flags from people seeing regular 'US Army' type plates and thinking they were general plates. - General plates have literal general 'stars' on them and you should salute the vehicle when it passes. - Lots of privates also seem to not know that when speaking to an officer it's proper to stand at attention, not parade rest. - Here on Ft Bragg, I've never seen anyone dismount their car to salute during reveille or retreat. Many privates as a result don't think you're even supposed to. - Almost all formations are called with Fall In! But everyone falls in at close intervals, not single arm intervals (which is the standard) What are some other seemingly forgotten rules or customs of the Army that many soldiers just don't know about?",Apparently walking and talking on your cell phone while in uniform... walking with your phone on speaker apparently negates this provision. +19 year old white dudes,"Uhhh, I'm 20 years old, bitch!" +"Female Mr. Mime exists, so nothing has to make sense.",Shame on you for assuming gender based on sex. +"...haven't you heard? He's with the Chiefs now: last three seasons his title was spread game analyst, this year they actually made him OC.",Ah I guess that explains their high octane offense +I'm not. It's still neither.,"Come on man, if this works those cats are gonna be like a pair of lions in a society of pussies!" +"Gun Sales Set Records in September, for 17th straight month.",Looking forward to $50 mags and $200 stripped lowers after the election. +"Yeah, I heard we're going with 11F/7D","it's actually 12 fwds and 6 D, Boro is obviously filling in for stone tonight on the first line with hoff and turris" +They're catching the clowns but ~~missed~~ covered up the guy fucking prepubescent boys up the ass for 30 years.,"Yes, the students personally covered up Sandusky's sh*t." +"Relax, take a break. I know that you'll want to play but it'll be worth it. Find something else to do that isn't as stressful",Like Overwatch ! +Quad-Screen Ikea-Modded Stream Desk,Custom modded belly fitment? +What do you expect from an organisation that was designed and is still run to appease the religious folks?,The only reason it exists now is to collect revenue for the province +Clown Outfit Currently On Sale Today on Amazon! Get them while they are all the rave,Great costume and increases the likelihood of getting shot by 50%............ +"Unfortunately, non-whites are slaves to the establishment. They could vote third party and for issues that would change their lives, but their Democrat slave masters have them by the chain. The Democratic party remembers minorities every 4 years for election time, only so they can vote for corporate interest. I pity them.",If only minorities could be as enlightened as white college kids... +Get this man a T-shirt! I hacked an unplugged computer siting thousands of miles away in an evidence locker and all I got was this lousy Windows 7 interface full of empty folders!,Check Request wow the blatant misspelling on a brazen request form for money shows these Clinton folks aren't genius like The Don who can out spell a 3rd grader +Shroud toying with enemy cheater in MM,"Without Prime, MM is a great time!" +Pound drops to lowest level since 1985,But what about the kilogram? +People like this are why others get turned off from PC,"Look if you're going to drive, you should just drive a Ferrari or not even bother pleb!" +The quality of skins has been exceptional the last few months! The Star Guardian skins were superb and these Halloween skins that have been previewed are looking great. Just thought I would give probs to Riot for stepping it up a notch.,"I mean, that's all what Riot is doing now just pumping out skins." +This happened in my home town why must some people really suck?,"It was either your ex, you driving like a dick, or an evo owner..." +JUST FOUND IN GUCCIFER LEAKS: SPREADSHEET SHOWS THAT BANKS MADE CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTIONS IN RETURN FOR BAILOUT MONEY! GET THIS TO THE TOP!,Where's James Comey when you need him +"I already appreciated them, but Radiant hasn't changed my view. They have a month to make it, and they have a team of people working 9-5, I appreciate what they pushed out in the time that they have with the people that they have",I may not know how Treyarch does their business but I think they take way longer than a month to make the maps +My seat for tonight's SDLive! I'm super excited!,Are you facing hard camera? +Not Trump because I am Latino and he disrespected the majority of the Latino community by calling us murderers and rapists.,Amazing that a sexual pervert had the nerve to call other people rapists. +"I very highly doubt anyone would spell their name 'Darque' since the only reason I spell it that way is because TheDarkSide was taken as a reddit UN, so...",That's a pretty unik way to spell dark +I wonder if it would be JUST AS CREDIBLE if someone were to tell the court while I was in prison I found Jesus and I cannot hold this in any longer... SA admitted to me that he did NOT in fact commit the murder,"Yes, I'm sure that the prosecution would eagerly document everything that person has to say and gladly turn that information right over to KZ." +"Why are Monte, Morgan and Whitney so sure Scott will just vote how they want? They don't realize he's not a puppet?",How can he think for himself he's not a leader or have big muscles +I hope to see this field in ruin after this game...,Toronto fans would never do that! +Has Apple ever sponsored anything lol,Would make sense since the product we produce is overpriced and once had a Samsung sticker on it +"Lol there would be no property to extract if there weren't rule of law. Government enables economic growth by enforcing contracts, educating people, facilitating transportation of goods and services, and providing services in cases of persistent market failures (e.g. healthcare, retirement).","Silly statist, markets cannot fail, they can only *be* failed!" +Al'akir forever,"Yeah, so good with double rock bitter." +BlastedMMA (who is also hilarious) makes a persuasive and clear case for Dodson deserving the win over Lineker,Math checks out this dude is objective as fuck clearly. +Lions claim former Browns OLB Armonty Brown off waivers,Caldwell should be able to have discipline to set this kid straight +Finally. FMs were just too dominating in PVP and Summoners really needed those healing increases.,I think you forgot this: +It's going to be filmed in 3rd person,sorry but i like 2nd person better +"My reciept is a free, terrible napkin",#shittytip +What is the best car you've ever owned?,My 175k mile 1995 Range Rover Classic +Car crash in gas station,I half expected to see Ryan Lochte there +Crazy overtake,That guy was moving fast enough to set fire to the rain. +The WEW to his LAD,That one's backwards. +"I'm glad they are doing something, but each participant can only work/get housing for two weeks. How can that be effective?","On the flip side of things, they're being paid in cash because of of a lack of identification, so how could the program keep track of who's been working for two weeks?" +just doing it for attention for new album tb;h,yep Cudi decided to go to a rehab where he'll be watched 24/7 and not be allowed to do what he wants just for attention. +"FDA warns parents: Don't give babies teething tablets (homeopathic)... associated with seizures, weakness, difficulty urinating or defecating, etc. What the hell did they put in these!?",But it's all natural and soooo much safer than CHEMICALS! +If you are French you can get a Visa to travel and work while being in Mexico. Same applies for mexicans in France.,those damn mexicans stealing our jobs @#$! +.. And why does Jenelle think it won't happen to her? Bc of that MTV paycheck? The house she's building for him? She'll only be able to hold that over his head for so long.,"Because obviously he only cussed in front of the sleeping child, just leave him alone." +The Evolution of Jenelle Evans,Dustin probably had a Britney Spears 2007 moment when Jenelle called about another charge...this image as result +"I was visiting Niger last summer, i enjoyed it so much i promised to come back some day and named myself brb Niger so i would remember how nice i spent my time there and would want to come back next summer. :^)",Wow an edgy teen I have never encountered that in online gaming before. +Yeah but jokes shape the way people think. It's telling your deep down unconscious decision making functions that rape is funny and ok.,Obviously the knife is used to serve the woman home made dinner instead of taking her out. +Google Fiber rollout to Madison County could take years,I heard all the installation trucks will be stuck on Highway 72 for years due to traffic issues. +"Here, you dropped your /r",you mean his +*blink* So corporations are benefiting from our nation's infrastructure and national stability... but not giving enough back to pay for it.,But someone on food stamps took a bong rip so its totally justified now. +Oh yeah!,you missed the +It's also hilarious that the whole thing is over Homecoming being *pushed back three weeks.* What kind of entitled shit needs to get blitzed under a Homecoming sign *that specific weekend?* Do they not drink any other time?,The blight of Western students is entirely comparable to being shot and killed by police officers. +Anti-intellectualism is at the heart of the Trump/Pence campaign strategy,I HATE SMART PEOPLE CUS THERE SJW-LIBTART LOGIC IS TO BIG FOR ME TO FIT ON MY HAT. +I Made a teepee,Pfff cultural appropriation +"3 days for me, strange",Timezones are the best +Interesting how many people are immediately remorseful when caught,"It wouldn't have anything to do with getting a shorter sentence and earlier parole for showing remorse, would it?" +Not even remotely true.... Almost every KICKER In the league is white. That's over 21 right there,Found the Trump supporter... +I won't be getting mafia 3 :( Hurricane Matthew is scheduled to hit the east coast of Florida Thursday night and I doubt ups will deliver during a hurricane.,This is probably the worst thing that'll happen to anyone during this hurricane +Whats the reason behind your accound name?,Self explanatory. +"Deplorable. All of them. Not 50%, all. You have to be deplorable to see this shit for what it is and still go along with it.","Yes, including the people who walked out with her and told her her daughter is beautiful!" +Aw what the hell? Did it already pass through NY+NJ or are they avoiding this area on purpose?,"25-Sep-16 Freehold, NJ Game Changer 1-Oct-16 Poughkeepsie, NY The Chance Theater Looks like they passed you by Homie." +You want to be Warren Buffet.,Who? +Jesus... I haven't cringed this much since watching... the Pence fact-checking video. Are they trying to desensitize us? What ~~year~~ decade is this?,The decade when America was Great Again. +Job Wanted - Part#5,OMF THAT FUNTIME FOXY IS ADORABLE +I dunno but one of my christian friends was telling me there is this scientist who did because science was covering up proof of god whatever tf that means. She was going to send me info on this guy and of course never did.,"Of course, every scientist is secretly covering up the fact God exists since it would mean they have to change their lives and serve him and they are working for satan and want to get as many people to hell as they can." +"Agreed. That subreddit's post are either, I hate breeders, as in a child was crying in a restaurant the other day. Why do people breed?! Or.. humblebragging about how they told a relative to fuck off after being asked, So, when am I going to be an Uncle? or When'll I see some grandkids? rather than having an adult conversation and explaining why kids may not be in the cards. Like, if someone makes an assumption about you, you can reply in a friendly and inviting way.. and that sub doesn't seem to understand. For the record, my SO and I don't want kids. Ever. But we don't *hate* children or people for choosing to be parents, certainly. However, it *is* kinda sad when a friend has a kid and they stop being fun. But, such is life.","Yeah but don't people always ask you when you're going to have kids, and how do you possibly deal with being asked that question?" +This is the second time today that Australia's terrible internet problem has reached the front page. Why is internet in Australia so terrible?,We're a big country +"I know everyone is harping on how admirable this is but if he would've just kept his opinion to his self, he could've used that money for his family's college fund. Just sayin'... /UnpopularOpinion","Yup, he doesn't have any further paychecks coming his way or anything..." +Have we tried picking up Weasel's hat while carrying the spark?,Have we tried picking up the Spark while wearing weasels hat? +You don't even have to go that far. The people complaining about mythical welfare queens have no problem collecting unemployment when they're out of work. They'll never put their money where their mouth is.,That's because they *earned* it...those lazy mooches didn't! +"In prophecy I sold a mirror for a mirror. I Had it listed without a buyout, a guy whispered me and invited straight away. Intrigued, I accepted and he came to my hideout and offered to trade. Expecting some bullcrap, I accepted and he put in a mirror of his own. Hesitated for a second trying to understand why... I accepted and we parted ways, without saying a word...","Plot twist, you now owned a duped mirror!" +a sex dungeon heist?,we already got rats/cook off for that +$8 iPad radio upgrade,Where'd you find an iPad for $8? +"Not correct, actually. Considering Messenger was intentionally crashed and all the Venus landers melted pretty quickly, we can consider those dead and not robots. More like scrap metal. That makes it Humans 1, Robots 1. Tie game.","But there are robots on both Mars and Earth Humans 1, robots 2" +lol do you really hate her that much or are you just exaggerating for fun? (please don't answer with a plain she's stinky. we get it already),her head looks like a half eaten potato no +"My first attempt at digital art, digital, 1920x984","It's okay, I mean Chris is better" +"i disagree with almost everything you said, but i gotta respect your opinion on this.",I'm pretty sure he just left off the +tobias probably got eaten by a walker,"Tobias and Alex team up; she hates Travis, and he wants Travis out of the equation to have that Cougar Counselor all to himself." +opinions poorly disguised as a question,Am I the only one who doesn't mind this? +Literally just a picture of Crooked Clinton's rally today! Would be a shame if this got to the front page!,"If they removed the barricades, they could fit more people in the room" +"Amen, brother! Fellow CWP checking in! Stay safe out there.","we need an act to help people stay safe, ill call it the SAFE act" +What's the best wrong number call you've ever had?,"Not sure if this counts, called a phone sex hotline, and my mother picked up." +Edgy,but le drumpf xdxxxxd dae dae reddit says le drumpf is le bad so he must be til til +People have bought me reddit gold. *twice*.,hey it looks like there's a whole bunch of gold here so..... **insert melancholic comment that _totally_ deserves gold here** +"Can valve make it so that we can change our settings in the lobby? I don't know if it's been brought up before, but it's so annoying having to leave the lobby so that we can change a few settings. It would be such an easy fix for valve.","Wow OP, you are really the very first one to bring this one up...." +What is your favorite Ask Reddit question that gets reposted regularly?,Do you still beat your wife? +"I quite like it, chaos is interesting to watch.","lol good old brain bleeding, v funny" +How much will a 'W' affect me? I'm a current freshman and am taking Chem 1250. I'm really struggling in the class and am failing even with a private tutor. I'm considering dropping it but am worried what a 'W' will mean on my transcript. Does it affect my GPA or ruin my future credentials in any way? I plan to major in Computer Science & Engineering but am worried that W will affect my eligibility when I go to apply.,How do you like sweeping floors? +"Single player or multi player first? Hey all I'm new around here but was just curious what u guys are going to try out first. I normally jump into single player for the first few days. Get the feel of the game down. Then jump into MP. But with this since I played the beta, I'm kinda just excited to jump right in mp. I'll probably end up doing a rotation where one day is SP, then the next day is MP. Unless one or the other gets stale fast. But also that SP game play of the prologue, looks really good. Might be a campaign that sucks me in. Anyways was just curious what everyone is thinking about one or the other. Thanks for reading.",Multiplayer first and then when the servers go down single player. +"It's called not being such a pussy, on both ends. Something I think a bunch of my fellow people could use.",Careful talking like that on this website you knuckle dragging moron. +"Eh, most times the more indepth answers to their questions can be found with the search feature",first rule of reddit people never use search because clearly no one ever could have possibly asked that before +"My school actually, for a time, banned anything fnaf related on school grounds because it was causing violent and dangerous murder plots. What the fuck.","holy fuck that is retarded they should ban Florida, they have crazies" +Syrian Kurd calls out Hillary supporters: I'd rather put a bullet through my skull then vote for the woman who has helped engineer the deaths of my family and countless other innocent lives.,"But Queen Hillary is all about peace, free college and free ponies." +yea thats why QBs do horrible their second season. The coaches have all off season to figure them out.,"Jokes on you, our guy is in his second season and has yet to be figured out." +Dad builds Ninja Warrior course for his daughter,Lot of hard right angles on that course. +This is why men have 0 reproductive rights even in cases of child rape.,That teen boy obviously liked being raped by a teacher so it's only natural he pats child support +TIL Dark Upvote Bum can sometimes drop a spider.,QUICK upvote my post to see if it works +"I'll never understand why the innocence argument doesn't resonate with more people. Even if you are the kind of person who just *needs* to feel revenge (which I don't blame you for feeling considering the nature of some of these crimes), the fact that we have certainly executed at least a few innocent people should be enough to immediately put a moratorium on the death penalty.","To be fair, they were probably black innocent people." +We might be related because my Coug uncle does that when we do the War Hymn at weddings.,My wife REALLY likes it when I do that +"Highly disappointed on the chosen name Dear Diary Come At Me Bro was much more inspired. Was hoping for what another Reddit user had suggested, Do you even lift? Clearly nomenclature is not being prioritized anymore. Dear Diary sounds like an after-school special. Let's get it right next time...",It's probably a reference to the journaling implementation that's going to save all of our asses. +"That one's all from us men, shitlord.",Here we go with the whiteknighting again +"Because Scottish nationalism is not the same as British nationalism. Compare Sturgeon saying everybody who made their home is Scotland is welcome there to Theresa May saying firms should discriminate against foreigners. Day and night. Scottish nationalism is internationalist and friendly to outsiders, while British is inward looking and hateful towards outsiders.",Except when your English so you can't enjoy the benefits of Scotland for yourself yet others in the EU can. +"Rockets vs Mavericks (Home Opener) Looking for two tickets, preferably lower bowls. PM me",Samesies +A friend of mine who is a Trump supporter told me that if Hillary becomes president we won't be allowed to have beer or twinkies. I just don't understand where this is coming from.,How can anyone think Hillary would want to ban Twinkies after Obama spent billions to bail out Hostess? +"I honestly don't know how I have any friends, because I think I'm a pretty terrible person. I'm pretty sure most people just put up with me to be nice, rather than actually liking me. I also actively deconstruct anything I do so I can't feel proud, because I think I'm being conceited whenever I feel I did something well.",~~Your only terrible when you're under the lunar cycle~~ +"I have an uncle who is a small business owner who has completely thrived over the last 8 years, more than doubled the size of his business. But he says the same kind of stuff about Obama. I can get how facts about the overall economy could be ignored or not seen by an individual, but it's strange to see people ignore evidence in their own personal economic situation.",You are missing a crucial element here: his bootstraps. +Massachusetts police used a military style helicopter to seize a single marijuana plant from an 81 year old woman using it to ease her arthritis and glaucoma.,Did they use a Hellfire missile to blow her house up? +Paul Millsap is on a pretty good team.,He was relatively unknown nationally when he played in Utah. +UKIP MEP Steven Woolfe taken to hospital - BBC News,My sympathies go to the vile racist man. +"college, although I've handled it.",Did you show him a court summons for harassment? +Blank on Chicago deep dish: It's the best pizza that I've ever had in my life,"All these people talking about Chicago vs NYC, when Italians are the OG gods of pizza." +"Caucasian people, so I assume it's a European or north American elevator. Both regions have standards on how to operate in these cases and there should (physically) be no way that this elevator starts moving by its own (concrete blocks around the cables + multiple (as failsafe) brakes)",Yeah because planes or trains or cars or bikes don't exist and people can't travel..... +"It's up there with all the other 'game mechanics' that people have used over the years; people were happy to rack up huge bounties from illegal goods scans and then get a friend to claim and reciprocate; people were happy to use the wake shield bug; people were happy to relog over and over again to make tens of millions an hour running sothis smuggling missions; people were happy to make millions exploiting luxury goods to the point where it was more efficient to self destruct rather than fly 1 minute back to the station and get more. There are no doubt more that I have missed. In the scheme of things this one is fairly minor. Out of interest, have FDev made a statement about this one yet?","Yeah, but board bouncing and Sothis are how everyone got Anacondas so that's ok." +It's because your lying that your not gameshareing and just trying to get attention,"Yeah, because this definitely isn't a common issue!" +Roadkill,Thanks grandma! +"Because it was meant for testing. And when people get insane, they over use it and bug the game out.",And there couldn't POSSIBLY be a bug in a murder method can there? +There is no cabal.,"Yes, that is what we are *supposed* to say." +Does anyone think the map has unlockable sections?,Every section is unlocked by opening the door leading to said section +Boo you,This entire comment thread is basically an example of what happens when I forget to put +"such a pointless discussion. It was being argued if he was better than Jordan already before he got his 3rd title and now that he has it he seemingly grew further away, due to people who prefer jordans image needs to protect it more. Reality is that it is completely based on opinions unless you put up some criteria that works in an unbiased way.",Well Lebron has .016% better ts during his prime so he's clearly the GOAT +Let them smoke it. Lol,And then that's when you take the chance and kill them kasi drug user na sila! +"Haha. Nooo, Mexx hates me!",Cause my opinion matters +The legal term is megafucked. What's your question?,"Your honor, I know I lied, but I was recorded without my permission!!!" +Some people shouldn't be parents,Are we sure this isn't another one of those Bad Grandpa movies? +"These people are against density, not affordable housing.",Basically the same thing in San Francisco tho. +"She lost 4 American lives? Gimme a break. No Libertarian president could have magically saved them, either.","I agree, not going to war will not save lives" +Jon Gruden says the Giants need to bench Odell Beckham so he can 'refocus',Yeah cause when he did this to Keyshawn it worked so well. +I don't think boiling water gets rid of lead.,bro leads way heavier than water just leave the bottom 10% like when you break a beer bottle opening it. +"I'd actually watch NASCAR if they raced basic, everyday cars, with all standard features. It'd be a good advertisement for the car companies too.",Yeah... moonshiners had one hell of a time with rosin back in the day too... +"I had viral meningitis, and was asked if I was good to pull a CQ shift. Rear-d man...","Viral is way better than bacterial, you should've been good for at least the overnight half" +Because nothing provides such tremendous proof of corruption as a lack of court-surviveable proof of corruption. Such brilliant logic.,because people with money and connections never get out of trouble +THE GOLD-FRINGED FLAG INDICATES A MARITIME COURT. I DECLARE MYSELF CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP. CASE DISMISSED!,"Given the flood chances, this might be valid!" +Urgent message from The Weather Channel for Those in the Path of Hurricane Matthew,"Don't worry, I'm sure this is a liberal media conspiracy, since this is not a FOX news or Breitbart source." +"Paedophile caught with 137,000 indecent pictures of children spared jail so he can start family",As long as he didn't have any weed on him I'm okay with this. +The God of Sarcasm,God +"Liberal professor here. It's pretty hard to tell if its the University career life that draws liberals or if education and being a professor entices you to be more liberal or some combination of both. There are definitely intelligent and intellectual conservative thinkers, it would be a mistake to think that they are all dumb and/or simple. I don't agree with thinking conservatives, but they are out there.","But that goes against the narrative, because conservatives must be stupid because I disagree with them." +"The right to enter public lands and lay claim to any previously undiscovered minerals/natural resources. Once you find it, it's yours to use. All you need to do is record the claim with the BLM. While the land is technically owned by all, you can just wander in and take it for commercial purposes. Of course, it's not like there are many (if any) undiscovered gold deposits sitting around waiting to be found. Nonetheless, most people don't recognize this. It's pretty much the wild west.",What the hell does black lives matter have to do with this? +"That's how life on earth came to be. Some alien came here, millions of years ago, and took a shit.",But that doesn't fit my narrative of the reality revolving around the human race. +"What's your dream anime world to live in? Do it in this format: Anime name, Location (if specific one), occupation e.g. Magi, Reim Empire, Gladiator","Space Dandy, rolling through space on crazy adventures Danmachi, slinging spells and slicing up baddies" +Mystery phone broke the 200k barrier on Antutu,Pixel 2017 +The bubbles in my glass made a perfect donkey.,Perfect. +He's just repeating the posts all the EU fans were posting last year :P And you just repeated the response the NA fans posted lol,Inb4 korea next year +Ultimate Warrior,"Hey you can't say bad things about him, he's dead!" +Do you understand the time value of money. Paying for something over time at 0% interest is a better deal than paying for some right now in full.,NO INFLATION MAKES YOUR MONEY USELESS IN 2 YEARS. +paying $15 for solution,Make it $50 and we got a deal. +"I wasn't a big fan of the Martian either, but saying it's the worst movie you've seen is a bit hard to believe.","It was, like, *waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay* worse than Fantastic 4!" +ARMv7 emulator written in Rust,- Rust written in Rust This is where it's going to end. +Just don't don't be like my former self: I used to reward myself for not fapping by... fapping.,Good job on keeping up the streak...... Now to break it by rewarding myself +This bugged me as well but there were big improvements as of 0.9 onwards. Haven't taken on a big project yet though.,"Hmm, order of magnitude+ level big?" +Why arrest this piece of shit. They should have just shot him.,"Not so funny when it happens to an officer is it,if only he did exactly what the criminal told him to this wouldn't have happened." +30 fps lock could be because consoles and it's a port to PC?,It would be unfair for PC players to have more FPS than consoles... +Attack who first?,Idk.. but wouldn't it be nice +I somehow convinced 13 people to graffiti a wall and not ruin it with blood.,Even if there was blood or bullet holes on the walls you could use r_cleardecals to remove it. +"Or their is the national park system, rock and roll, jazz, the foundation for the internet, atomic energy factories, the assembly line, the automobile, the plane, fore hydrants, jeans, motorcycles, the urinal, the Wrench, breakfast cereal. Just to name a few.","the car was a german invention, the motorcycle french" +Not really fair.. elise has more legs,If he had just killed the Ryze he wouldn't have needed to juke +New Character!!!!?,"Wait, since when are they planning to introduce *more* characters to the series?" +Wow she is destroying him in Ohio,"But he's beating her in South Dakota, which matters way more!" +No Keepin It 1600... no Maddow... how is a girl supposed to get through the work day?,There's always the Axe Files! +It was a joke you gaylord.,Let's fuck sometime? +Matt Ryan Wins Air Player of the Week,Should we still be starting Schaub instead? +Lolno.,"Nice reasoning, I can tell your response has a bunch of knowledge and intellect backing it up" +"Hillary is responsible for the Iraq War because she voted for something (after having been lied to by the entire US intelligence apparatus) that, whatever else it was (besides begged for by the UN and international community) was NOT A FUCKING DECLARATION OF WAR. Meanwhile Bernie voted for every conflict, every pork bill, and every extra dime the DOD put forth. AUMF was in fact the only military related bill he didn't vote for. But no. Pacifist.","It takes two people to lie: One to tell the lie, and the other to believe it, so using that logic, Hillary is guilty of lying!" +"I see dreams in vivid color, extremely realistically, and I can choose exactly what I dream about by thinking of it as I lay. I never forget dreams, but always think they're real regardless of how realistic. Why?",Must your iBand. +On ESPN they seemed comfortable repeatedly saying that Josh Norman shut him down last year LOL fuck ESPN,Maybe limiting Julio to 190 can be considered as shutting him down now.... +Mafia 3's in-game statement on its depiction of racism,So fucking brave of them. +A lady came into the store and asked us if we sold adult toys. This was Toys R Us. We don't sell those here.,Why does your store discriminate against the differently-aged? +"If it's anything like the violence leading up to the election, it will be by leftists attacking Trump supporters. For the encore, the press shot that will make the paper will be of the Trump supporter defending themselves with the headline Trump supporters attack!''",You forgot the +"[FE14](#s You don't get Izana in Revelation either, they just had to kill him off and in the process make his character look even more ridiculous. You get a swole Fuga tho)","I did not even remember him, most times I never even unlock him since I find the hot springs to be rather dull after the first playthrough." +Can somebody help me find the statement the Church made 3 days ago to warn the members in Haiti? (300 Hatians died) ... or a month ago. Isn't that what a prophet should do?,It's not a concern until it starts to affect America. +Absolutely! Which i said multiple times and got no switches from it.,Hey but you got a Bastion and Mei to snipe her! +Trump Campaign Defends Sons' Appearances On Show With Ties To White Nationalist,"What's the problem I mean Killary Klaus Klinton, is literally the KKK." +"his wife has a name - Hillary Rodham Clinton. Everything else you said is speculative hyperbole that would be libelous if these weren't public figures. Perhaps someday you'll step out of the hateful prism you see the world through and realize that some humans (our soon-to-be President, HRC) forgive people (BC) for their mistakes when they seek forgiveness and pull their families through hard times. they are better people for it. the same is not true for Mr. Trump.",You forgot the +What are you suggesting is stopping them?,The immigrants obviously; by knife point. +The Republican party has to decide if they are the pro sexual assault party. Many of Donalds supporters already have.,They're for it as long as the baby is carried to term. +"I can imagine. Try like, not being such a misogynist.",Think you need a +And Kaiba's got a space station in DSoD so DM kinda did retroactively,Clearly the only possible answer is Underground! +"At least it's said in the GX anime that there has to be so many other HEROs out there, so they can get away with making 1,000 new HERO cards for all I care. But the Performapals? Yuya you have some explaining to do","Easy, EGAO lets you magically make new performapals (Entermates) every time you duel a new person." +Antennae on Vettel's Ferrari during practice 3. Are these pitot tubes? Can someone elaborate?,it's the receiver antenna for the sabotage remote. +"SJW crusading continues to be a blight on the world, I hope it ends sooner than later.",It's not sexism because women aren't the ones being disadvantaged! +"Please don't kill me, but as much as I root for my local Blazers, I am also a huge Warriors fan. This hurts my heart a little. :P",You're dead to me +My Facebook gift that keeps giving,That looks totally sanitary and able to make quality tattoos... +"If you registered online in Georgia between 9/30 and 10/3, you may need to re-register due to a computer glitch",Those rascals at the DNC at it again. +"Man who drove into pedestrians shouting Allahu Akbar 'was just singing along to rap music while buying pizza' parents say: Ibrahim C, an Austrian man of Turkish heritage, remains in custody in Vienna","Maybe he got some real good weed, so he was praising Allah for this glorious high..." +We are about as rare as a perk bottle on the giant,Have you tried pressing the four buttons on Nacht to increase your luck +Elvis Andrus' bat flip on a single up middle,He was just helping out the bat boy. +Pokemon GO Twitter Account Announced The Ability To Capture Pokemon Just By Viewing Gyms,"Wow, what a cool new feature, Niantic" +I lose every bet I sleep through so... Buttclench or lose.,Shame that you went to sleep then +Comments are disabled for this video. Shocking.,"There must be a reason for this, but beat me, I don't get it" +Some of them might not figure it out until abortion becomes illegal in cases of rape or incest and it happens to someone they know and...,If you get raped it's your fault for dressing slutty and having pre-marital sex and generally being a giant slut so its basically your own fault for getting pregnant and you have to live with your mistakes +"oh dear, outside of the star citizen bubble this is called engineered to fail, listen, i have read all the design documents they published about how a concept ship was made, im 100% sure that i have never once read the word balance as the reason for a certain design decision.","Oh yea these guys have never made a space sim before, they wouldn't know shit about balance" +"I have had a Ring for a couple of years. They are just okay. My issue is that I have a small covered walkway (about 15') before it gets to my doorway, so it's always overexposed during the day because of the sunlight. This makes the Ring work poorly, because it doesn't start recording video until much later, until after the person has reached the door, and walked away. If your front door is outside it may work much better.",Aren't most people's front doors outside.... +What bad things can happen?,"Dude he just literally doxed himself, we now know hes from Sweden so one of 5,6 million." +The NFL probably acknowledges it more than the UFC does.,"Judging by how much the UFC did to cover it up, I totally agree." +This Mel Gibson circlejerk has gotten out of hand,I'm the only human alive that forgives him for saying bad words a million years ago! +"Yeah that was pretty sexy. Also, is it just me, or are we actually moving a lot more off the ball? BTW, you can say 'shit' on reddit. I promise we won't tell on you.",Yeah but what if DLo sees you +That's why all the wallstreet firms donate to Trump instead of Clinton. People on wallstreet know how to use their money which is why they all donate to the Trump Foundation and give him campaign contributions,But this is the one time they are donating against their interests +INOV - SPYRAL Mission ASSAULT,"3rd post about this card, lol." +Cool fact: the truck's license plate in the starting room says MASON,nobody has or would have ever noticed thanks so much for posting this highly informative post +Hmm..never thought to add chorizo to paella. Will try it next time. Sounds like it might be good fit.,First warning! +If only i had friends to do this with,FeelsBadMan +"*After more than 6000 people sent in photos, officials were shocked when results showed the program did not like people with dark skin.*",amazing we live in a world where we are capable of developing early AI's and it turns out computers are racist... +LF3M for WotM Raid,HyperShadows1 375 Warlock with experience and OP +"With all the cards like Doomcaller and Onyx Bishop etc, why do we not have a graveyard to keep track of the minions that we killed? Just a thought, considering other card games have graveyard interaction. Even if used for nothing else, it can be used to keep track of the minions that died.",New players couldn't handle it. +You realize people born in 1999 graduate this school year,That's.... my point? +"Forgive them, for they do not know any better. I myself am back to consoles. 30FPS really isn't that bad, at least not to me, and I miss sitting on the couch and being able to play with friends. I will forever know PC is superior, but the console is where my heart remains.",Because you can't use a wireless controller on a PC +What is a common occurrence that we have no explanation for?,Vaccines causing autism +"Just curious, which hat do you prefer out of these four for this loadout?","1 or 4 seem nice, leaning more towards 1." +John Wick 2 Official Trailer,"Seeing this and smooth damon on the front page, Matt and Keanu doing a movie together would be awesome." +The hypocrisy of this entire sub is hilarious.,"That's right, the best way to make a point is to say the starting sentence, and then just leave it at that and jump ship before anyone can ask you why." +"They do in the UK where OP's data is from, it's very normal for teens to fuck each other around here, schools just focus on making sure they know how condoms work, as long as no teen pregnancy occurs there is no real moral panic about it and not many people give a fuck. It's once again the Americans who are for some reason shocked that teens wanna bang each other.",Teens were the last group of people I would have suspected. +Is someone hidden in the Heroes Brawl trailer? Has anyone gone through the crowds in the trailer? my internet sucks so I can't see it in HD.,Arthas skin update is hidden in the trailer. +fake ivy league in the middle of the country. yup.,For real anything not on the east coast might as well be a community college +He sent me my own butt selfie,OP...he was...just being... Nice... He's a... Nice GuyTM... Don't... Hate... +Well obviously because your buddy was attempting to assert authority and further oppress us with the patriarchy like every male! Obviously I am fine as I am not male but a rainbow dash sexykin.,That CIS-male was definitely **asking** to be written up! +He makes Love look like the child version dropping dimes.,Oh I love nuggets! +Who Will Win the Nobel Prize in Economics? No One Has a Clue,I really think Robert Reich is overdue. +Prank-Coworker : A function filled with goodies designed to wreak havoc on your unsuspecting coworkers. Enjoy!,Kill all browsers = kill career +"judging by the post, maybe poor communication skills?",Yes because that's why they hire engineers. +They're like religatards. They are allergic to facts and science.,"Um, actually, every single scientist is a part of a conspiracy to make people think the earth is a sphere." +We've separated ourselves from the natural world.,"Heh, nothing personal, kiddo." +Wisco isn't the south... No baptist revivals around here. Just people who dislike one another because they belong to a different variation of Lutheran. :/,"Ah, Ye Olde Wisconsin Synod - they make even the Missouri Synod look normal and the ELCA like a bunch of crazy hippies." +"Dinosaurs vs aot titans Titans appear in the dinosaur ages, can the dinos defeat them? Assume they all know about the neck weakness. R1: titans randomly appear and dinosaurs will still kill each other R2: all dinosaurs are allies and have a months prep time. R3: aquatic/aerial creatures join the fight BR: which era would fair best? (Triassic, Jurassic, Cretaceous)","Titans don't attack animals only humans, Dinos stomp" +Russia told you that as a matter of their national security. You would lie to if someone had a personal vendetta against you. Saddam regularly lied about Bush for instance.,And everyone was honest about the Iraq war. +This is fucking shameful. I hope there's a class-action lawsuit.,Yeah because that will help them fix the game. +"Theresa May will be really upset, they were trying so hard to please Ukip.",I think she's just trying to please dear Mr Murdoch. +"Missile protection has the potential to break MAD, and that is something you seriously don't want. Think about it.","What, you don't want WW2 scale combat with modern conventional weapons?" +"Giant is not nooby I see all kinds if posts saying how Giant is a nooby card and all that, but they are WRONG. WRONG. Giant takes a lot of skill. You have to control the momentum and make a big push and if it fails you could lose a lot of tower health. And all those people who say defensive Giant is for noobs, its not. It IAS actually hard to do as you have to put it at the right time. Or you will lose a tower. And posion needs hood timing or it is wasted. I think the problem is elixer collector. It allows annoying decks like Golem and PPP to function. Way to well. What is annoying is being steamrolled by hem and you had no chance to stop it because they hard counter your deck. Lava hound is a problem too as it is really annoying to deal with and requrws little skill. Tldr; Giant doesn't take no skill stop complaining. Sorry for bad writing I'm on mobile.","Lava hound doesn't take any type of skill, you can simply drop it down at the back an win the game wheres giant is a lot more risk to drop down and has smaller chance to take down a tower + with lava hound you can defend against musketeer, wizard, witch, but with giant it's a lot harder to defend ." +Seems like race play,I've never seen race play like this. +"how2reading comprehension. Like all ideas DE has, as soon as it was done, it was kicked to the curb and is now being ignored for their next shiny.",Because they *never* come back to something.. +First day home,That is one beautiful puppers. +"Guest stole from other guests, broke our lobby tv, and wants to know why he got kicked out. We had one guy-- Joey-- stay with us for 3 days. He was trouble from the start. On his second day, he stole luggage from another guest. Literally took it off a luggage rack and went back into his room with it. Not only that! Joey emptied out the suitcase and threw everything in it into the trash by the back entrance. The original owner went and found his own stuff in the trash while getting other luggage out of his truck. When Joey was confronted over the theft, he said he thought the suitcase had been his! And that he didn't know how someone else's stuff got into it. This was all communicated to me by the evening shift so I'm not sure if Joey just... Had some kind of difficulty? Or if this is just the usual entitlement that most guests have. I have no idea why he wasn't kicked out here and now. But he wasn't. Anyway. His third day, Joey came down to the lobby for breakfast. He gets his breakfast together. Then he walks over to the TV, reaches to the back, and pulls our antenna out. He pulls so hard that the internal wiring comes out with it. So even if we wanted to replace the antenna, we wouldn't be able to. No idea why. But yeah, now our huge lobby tv is useless. Other guests tell us what happened nearly immediately, and we kick Joey out right after. No word on whether or not my manager is going to charge the guest for cost of repairs-- Honestly I think we're just going to eat it. But it's not over. We've gotten about 5 calls and 3 emails from Joey asking why he was kicked out and when he can get a refund. Never? Not in any foreseeable future. And it's *still* not over. We have another guest-- Helena-- who left some expensive items here at our hotel. We had them stored in one of the storage rooms closest to the front desk. Only managers have access to this storage area, so of course it's very safe. Or so we hope. Anyway, Helena stops by our city periodically. And she's staying with us now. So where's her shit? Not in the storage room! Great! So, housekeeping did the monthly inventory on 9/30 and confirmed that Helena's stuff was there. On the cctv, I start at 9/30 and just watch that camera at 4x speed and just hope. I see the housekeeping staff come in to do their inventory and leave. An hour later, I see someone else walk into the storage room. Which was apparently left unlocked. Joey. He takes Helena's stuff. Casual as you please. And then strolls out back to his room. I take a ton of screenshots and send an email out to my manager. *Fuck* Joey.","If you are going to have such strict rules, you should post them." +"American, Australia Canada",I believe I dropped this +So talking about girls is equivalent to raping girls now?,"For some mental case SJWs it is, but what are you getting at?" +"You don't even know how to do this. What are you, 6? Yeah 6 inches into yo mum",Lol +Didn't everyone conclude that the coup was just staged by Erdogan to arrest and kill opponents?,No it was totally those filthy subhuman Gulenists +Ozzyman reviews did an episodes on this,link pls? +"Maybe you've never been at the crease for long enough to hear it, but that's called sledging.",oh thanks for pointing out the obvious +"My back acne was/is never severe as yours, but salicylic acid always works for me. Lots of people recommend Stridex pads, but if you don't have those where you're from Oxy and Clean and Clear make similar products. Also all these brands are pretty cheap! I would recommend starting out with 0.5 or 1.0% first, just to see if the product works for you (personally my skin got dry and itchy before it started clearing up)",Quick warning - Clean and Clear usually doses their stuff up with a whole bunch of alchohol which can dry you out pretty bad +"So the Arnold Palmer cleats were fine, but not Ali?","Yes, Palmer was white." +"I read this one on this sub before but cannot remember the poster so I hope to keep this one alive: Make the come here gesture to the sexy lady with your finger When she walks over just say If I can make you come with just one finger, Imagine what I can do with my whole hand.","I can do a lot of things with this hand ;) Like make you a pizza, lift small children, one handed push ups.. *Ohohoho ;)* ^*sex* You can tell by my charm I get all the ladies." +How does it feel that two all-time greats cut their careers short because your franchise is perennial dog shit? It's almost like people forget that we gave Beast Mode plenty of carries the year before and we actually won the super bowl. Your team will never win a super bowl in your life time,We have more nfl championships than you guys lol +"Well, there goes my best winger in my keeper league. Last year it was Price... Sigh.",It's all your damn fault! +"I was hospitalized for cutting myself repeatedly and wanting to kill myself as a seventh grader... My mother went off on me as soon as I was discharged about how I had told all of the therapists all of the things she had done to me. And how now they had all of these medical bills. You're a burden, she said to me.","Gee, with a maternal figure that wonderful I have no idea how you had so many problems" +Humans destroyed 10% of the worlds wilderness in just 20 years,"Well I listen to real authorities on this subject, like Rush Limbaugh and according to him this is all a part of the liberal agenda to control us good hardworking conservative americans." +'Why wait?': Ted Cruz asks why NBC didn't release damning tapes of Donald Trump during GOP primaries,Because of the vast left wing conspiracy against you. +I just... want to be him. Can I just be Shirou?,SHIROU IS NOT A SELF-INSERT! +except skellies,"yeah level 13 commons can't touch my skellies, they're too spooky" +Cholera outbreak kills 13 as Haitians plead for the world not to forget them in wake of Hurricane Matthew,No fear the Clinton foundation is here to help Haiti again. +"Hard Brexit is subjective. The Brexit Minister has already said that he's still optimistic that a trade deal will be struck. Is that Hard Brexit? Is anything not EFTA/EEA Hard Brexit? But yeah, saying no deal is better than a bad deal is not only a truism held by some, but it's also a negotiating tactic in getting a good deal.",Hard Brexit means hard Brexit! +"Paper towels are simply superior for any number of reasons but the biggest is simple hygiene. Those rags simply aren't sanitary unless you use them exactly once. I'll take savings on medical bills and not being sick over worrying about a tenth of a penny per paper towel every day. This is not an issue of frugality. Now, buying paper towels in bulk so they really are a tenth of a penny each is an issue of frugality.",Simple. +"Pirated this piece of shit, not even ashamed.",It probably knows its a pirated copy and went into 'fuck your 970' mode. +When you have a 5 star skiller in the team,How to do this skill move? +"Afaik it's because it's a movement to liberate women (and as its developed now, LGBT people and sexuality, as well as other gender based issues such as trying to help out men's issues) from being oppressed, as they historically have been, from men or male-dominated society. So, while egalitarianism is the desired outcome, it's because of the male-dominant systems that have existed and still do exist that it's more appropriate to label it by the oppressed group.",Sounds equal. +"I'm not saying Trump is those dumb proles' fault, but... Trump is those dumb proles' fault.","TIL that liberalism, especially neoliberalism doesn't create the conditions for a reactionary like Trump, but education!" +Post-Game Thread: Week 5 - Cincinnati Bengals @ Dallas Cowboys What did you think? Talk about it here!,If Marv and the Zampster don't get extended contracts after that performance Mikey B is nutters. +A Duterte fan page Facebook post about Agot Isidro. No words - this is how ugly people have become,Proud to be a Filipino. +"Week 5 Game Thread: New York Giants (2-2) @ Green Bay Packers (2-1) Game Time: 8:30 EST Location: Lambeau field Network: NBC Inactives: * Rashad Jennings * Darian Thompson (Toe) * Nat Berhe (Concussion) * Marshall Newhouse (Calf) * Larry Donnell (Knocked the fuck out) * Robert Thomas (Bubonic Plague) Discuss whatever you wish. You can trash talk, but keep it civil. Turning comment sort to 'new' will help you see the newest posts. Try Chrome Refresh or Firefox's ReloadEvery to auto-refresh this tab. Show your team affiliation - go here to see how you get a logo next to your name",What great coverage by that cornerback +"Ironman slayer experience question As an Ironman, can I get slayer experience for dealing the last hit to a monster someone else has dealt damage to?","Trying to boost slayer xp as on an ironman account, I can definitely see you playing ironman for a long time" +How does one administer it sublingually?,sub - under lingua - tongue You put it under your tongue and hold it there for a bit. +I remember lots of hype for the Witcher 3. I remember looking at a picture of a wolf model they released and wondering how the fuck my computer was going to be able to render it and all its fur.,Yeh cause witcher 3 didn't release false footage and never downgraded their graphics +you need to post da link for shit like this. could get yourself a few k karma,Don't have it... That's why I posted. +Parkour,"Except for the paralysis, Frank is living a fairly normal life today." +Double team kill as Genji,I see the Genji nerf worked out. +It seem like Niantic don't know their database. How hard can it be?,select * from players; - I think. +Lol go ahead and try,need to add an +"Another thing I can't stand is how he speaks in hyperboles, it's unprofessional. I'm the best You wouldn't believe it It's a disaster Of all time",No one in the history of presidents knows taxes as well as he does! +"I feel like something is going to happen to Trunks. And i don't mean like about to get a cool power up but more in regards to his place in this series. The last couple of episodes have been dedicated to showing off who he is as a person, the struggles he has to constantly deal with, and his internal conflict of being powerless. And now, with this episode we get hit with everything is Trunk's fault. And while it is a sweeping generalization, they're not exactly wrong. Trunks coming back through time has started a huge chain of events that he could in no way fully anticipate. There is the obvious stuff like saving Goku and the entire Cell Saga, but this arc of super has finally addressed the larger issue: humans messing with time. Beerus and Whis are aware of Trunk's trips and their implications. Black and Zamasu are committing genocide on a multi-universal scale. Kais and Gods of Destruction have been wiped out as a result of Black and Zamasu. There is no way there isn't going to be a huge backlash from this by Beerus and Whis or an equal or larger force (Zeno?). I'm speculating that either Trunks will die, be permanently stuck in his timeline, or an effort to correct all of the time traveling will be made: resulting in all of the different timelines being erased or absorbed into the main timeline.",Trunks supreme kai of time confirmed +Patch Teaser: Photorealistic skins. (IT LOOKS SO REAL JUST LIKE MY AMERICAN ANIMES),Avatar: The Last Airbender is my favorite anime +Those Young Liberals!,what jolly scamps they are ! +....the comment literally two layers above yours is about their china-rigged election and you're complaining that his comment is bad because the UK would give them zero democracy?,Hey at least if it's rigged it looks good right? +This is why men should always cary a video device to record evidence of crazed women and for sexual consent. If it's on film it can't be denied.,"I'm sure if the situation were reversed, he had punched her, wouldn't leave her property, and broke her door, screaming at her then everyone would be fine with it." +"CSM says no more sideburns 1sg says CSM ordered all haircuts will be a fade that starts with skin and no sideburns below the top of the ear. Now I know what the reg says about sideburns, my question is does the CSM have the power to add to the standard and do I have the power to say no, my sideburns are with in regs",I'm so glad I was in when both wars were in full swing +In honour of Frank Gore passing Jim Brown,How long until we start wearing these jerseys as throwbacks? +"Belgium was in the way and flat, Switzerland was neither.",Are you just going to blatantly ignore the Alps-like wall of the bodies of Drug Dealers and Smugglers that litter the country? +"Can someone explain the sniffling? It used to be somewhat amusing, is this an actual problem with him?",It's obviously another broken mic +"Makoto Shinkai Wants to Make Next Work About Teens in 3 Years, Shinkai Downplays Being A Post-Hayao Miyazaki Director After Latest Film's Success",Then maybe his next movie will be about the US premiere of Kimi no Na wa. +The lootbox images state the event ends on November 1st.,But people *love* staying up all night on a Monday to get 100 different season-exclusive Hero cosmetics. +Iranian woman is sentenced to six years in prison for an unpublished story she wrote about women being stoned to death,But I thought Iran was a liberal misunderstood democracy +The CEO of Germany's Bayer AG is promising it won't use its planned acquisition of Monsanto Co. to force genetically modified crops on skeptical Europeans.,"Well, that's reassuring." +the only reason that made me quit immediately is seeing blue card (besides pupu) on any job in this mp... seriously?? o.o,"You need to calm Shiva down to avoid big damage, just like a Chocobo... ;)" +"I was one of those #prayforparis people. Then I learned the truth. About France, Britain, U.S. arming jihadists in Syria. About France, Britain, U.S. bombing Libya for regime change. All these regime change wars from the west to remove Arab nationalist, socialist regimes and replacing it with....ISIS and other jihadists. Now I no longer care. The people in our countries keep electing these corrupt, neoconservative, regime change warmonger politicians - we've earned these blowback terrorist attacks.",Yeah those 130 bar patrons and concert goers really brought it on themselves when they directly armed Jihadist. +Sarcasm follows different rules of sentence construction..,Sarcasm follows different rules of sentence construction.. +Because you are bad at reading charts and understanding basic currency?,Personal attack much? +I don't think console gamers love reskins. Like I don't even understand where that idea entered your brain from.,It's because console gamers are not as smart as us intellectually superior gamers. +"Islamic communities contain 'tsunamis of atheism' that are being suppressed, says leading ex-Muslim","Fortunately it's a religion of peace, so there's no danger involved in renouncing that faith..." +...Nebraska will get it's signature win?,"Or even better, a quality loss!" +"Short memories around here. 2009 Romo had almost no time to throw. I don't mean he was hurried a lot, I mean on 90% of drop backs he was hit immediately. Our line was aweful that year and the Vikings were at their defensive line height with Jared Allen, Ray Edwards, Pat Williams and Kevin Williams destroying us. No quarterback, and mean absolutely no quarterback, would have won that game in those conditions.",Apparently Dak would of. +All Heroes poster fanart (Star Wars style),"No Sombra, no like" +"I still love Law And Order: Special Victims Unit, but I can't bear to watch Bones anymore. Great shows, but Bones became too overdone and dramatic. SVU however is pretty great and has only a few cringey episodes out of hundreds.",But don't you love when they finally talk about Fourchannit? +I liked the idea of a CPU keychain but didn't have any spare,Lets 3d print his keys any find out where he lives! +Doing his best to make it to his 2nd NFL contract eh?,"Hey, we didn't pay him near what he would've made in the NFL!" +"As someone who has played GTA and has had plenty of sex and drugs...yeah, not even fucking close. I have, however, played GTA on acid. *That* was a day.",Pff fucking chad everyone knows my minecraft sex parodies are superior to actual woman. +"MFA, what's your favorite t-shirt? Graphic tees specifically. My favorite shirt was a Resolute Racing Shells tee that I bought at a regatta, but recently lost :(",Lad Musician graphic tees. +"It boils down to knowing their children, and knowing most kids will listen to a parent before listening to some stranger, despite the parents telling them to behave the sitter. Also it shows that the sitter is prepared for anything.",Knowing your child will certainly stop it from having an epilepsy attack or bleeding to death because the fancy vase fell onto the child and broke into a million pieces! +I'd rather they just fucking stop spending out of their assholes.,Then you're obviously a racist +"i think it is safe to say that after doing it so often, Malaysian drivers have evolved.","That's why Malaysian accident statistics are so low, right?" +tehe check out the flairhq and recording your trades,Code sent via PM. +Scandal! WikiLeaks reveals Hillary Clinton to be . . . reasonable.,"Drumpf fans just want her in jail because she's a women in politics, she must be cheating!" +"Got a girl's number, what now? Ok so here's the story. Last Thursday, I was walking out of a chem test, and a girl started talking to me about it. We talked about it, and then talked about other stuff like school, after around 5 or 10 minutes of talking, I told her I had to go but I asked her for her number. She gave it to me, and now here we are 4 days later, and I haven't said a word. So... What do?",grab her by the pussy +"Does anyone else find it much easier to make friends with members of the opposite sex? I'm an 18 year old male in my freshman year of college and so far my 3 best friends are all girls and most of other friends are girls too. I am friends with a couple of guys, but I find most guys harder to get along with than most girls and I'm not sure how I feel about it.",Look at this big shot with more then invisible friends. +Um. Donna Brazile was not the DNC chair at the time.,What do facts matter with a good smear? +"Police: Trump sign, American flag and bale of hay lit on fire in Va.","But when guys in white sheets do it, it's a party" +24/M/IT,should get a cigar tube. +*This plug paid for by 49ers retirees.*,5 rings fit pretty comfortably with this rocker I'm on. +I am a bored girl from Hong Kong who happened to come across this subreddit - ask me anything! I find in cool how r/brasil has an ama session unlike the subreddits of other countries. Happy to do some cultural exchange.,I can really ask anything? +Also the guy who was making them would send people a pair for comparisons to the real thing and Shure went into the forum and called for him to be banned. Yea they are that close. Now you cannot even post a link to his store or you will get banned LOL!!,That sounds plausible +Do you mean Carmichael?,"Carmichael had a sponsor in Monster, which left for Kyle and Kurt, and left him sponsorless in the trucks, which he wasn't really lighting the world on fire" +Rusev 100% was talking in an American accent that entire time. Lana kept the Russian up a bit but Rusev sounded really different to how it talks on TV.,At tv he fakes an accent and talks bulgarian just to mock the 'stoopid Americans' +"I don't get the hate for child-free areas. (Unless they're extra posh or something, which I doubt they will be.) Switch it around and say there are family-friendly areas, and no one's complaining. By having some childfree sections, it means those who decide to can sit there, and the families won't have to deal with them glaring, throwing glances, or asking them to quiet down, etc. It means that even other parents who just want a break on their ride can get some quiet, too. And none of it means it's a child hater section!","Because don't you know, everyone should be honoured by their kid's presence!" +"In today's world, yeah. I don't see why we legislate rape separately and don't just rope it in with assault and battery charges.","because benis in bagina is so much worse than having your teeth knocked out, skull shattered or bones broken" +"It won't go away. People already hate BF1 cuz of the glitches, how easy it is to snipe now, and mainly cuz it's a reskin of BattleFront. And nobody plays battlefront now. Also people are sick of the WW1 or WW2 games up it's been overdone. And people prefer modern combat with modern weapons with electronics. It will be popular and then the hype will die down",There's sooo many wwi/wwii games right now... Specially on console.... Like sooo many I can't keep track of them .... Barely any modern shooters coming up in the next months +"No, it's not. This girl has blue eyes, I have green. Tits are also different, amongst other things.","Hmmm, but how could you be so sure?" +"Just in case you didn't see it here's a transcription of monte's thoughts On being called a racist Monte's morning monologue. As he walks outside: ugh it's cold. Staying in the sunlight. Yes, ahhh the sun. Ah there we go. Hmm the ultimate flip on me. I came on too strong as a leader. I didn't judge anybody in the house. The entire house just judged me. They couldn't find anything wrong so they just pinned the typical stereotype. I guess The whole house couldn't find much wrong and was intimidated. I go to bed at 12. Sorry. Makes me judgmental. If they're that dumb, good god. I'm too smart to even be put in this house. I'm like the only one not stuck in the back with things. Freaking Danielle. No reason to even stir the pot like that. No good. I feel bad for Justin really. We'll never be able to be friends. All cause of freaking Danielle. Ah he is sexist but... That is true. I don't know. I don't know that's me. No guy here talks football. A lot of girls do. So if I talk with them, oh ah you're being sexist trying to get with all the women. No. I just don't click with any other guy in this house. The one guy I click with is in a showmance with a girl that's drama heavy and tries to manipulate things. Therefore I have no choice but to be close with a lot of girls. (spits) Maybe Scott will come along. Yea maybe being a have-not with him will help me with him. My god. If the house is painting that narrative on me. The show could be pegging that narrative on me which in turn means America is about to put my butt up, send me home. It is unfortunate. I'd rather go out losing a veto comp than a false accusation of my character. Well I'm smarter than racism and all that junk. Some people in this house aren't though obviously. Me and Neeley have been cool since day one. Shot me straight with her character. (bird Squawks in the background). Clearly. America's faithful to Jason. (shakes head). Oh Cornbread. House turned on both of us buddy. White guys with a thick accent, we didn't have a chance. That's wrong. I hate to say it. You know, but I haven't given any one any reason to hate me and that's the only logical explanation. (deep breath) That's sad. I thought this country was more advanced. Nah guess i'll finish football season.",Poor poor white guys with a thick accent :( they never have a chance in life :( +Your mom is cute asf,"Fuck me, I didn't think he'd do it, but I unsummoned a chiwu :\" +Had the honour of meeting one of my biggest heroes today,Tom Selleck? +"Actually, why Forms if there's WPF?","I'm assuming if they say Windows Forms, they include WPF in that, and if not, it's probably because it's a fad and not a tried and true technology" +Oh yeah. Good old river.,Spoilers! +How fizzy drink tax might work,I can't see how this tax will backfire on the poor. +If you don't know how to figure out what's in those boxes. No one here should be telling you how. #opsec,You forgot this I think +"A plea to all Polish developers: - Please stop being so PR savvy. - Please stop treating your customers so much with dignity. - Please stop releasing reasonably priced, DRM free games, rather than paying for expensive DRM solutions and charging us for the inconvenience. I'm supposed to be saving money, and you're not making it easy.","Yeah man, we costumers are used to be treated like bitches" +Reckon we'd get a stand or train coach named after him?,Name the club after him +Republican HQ in Orange County firebombed,Weird how democrats have crowd funded the funds to help them rebuild and nobody is reporting that....that act of arson is so deplorable that is has to be an inside job. +Well you know what they say about opinions & assholes...,They both have a great after taste? +"I definitely feel like the factions are underused. Other than cosmetic differences, they're all pretty much the same. I'd love faction specific bounties and even quests for faction exotics",Dead Orbit quests should involve running away. +Ez mid players,I think an easy midlaner is someone like Annie. +you gotta heart your i's and bold your m's,and n. +"Ne kapiram mapu bas. Hrvatska je samo ovaj severni deo i Vojvodina, Srbija je centralni deo + Kosovo, a sta su ovi Hills? Bosna? I cije je primorje u ovom scenariju?",Venecija again +Fortuna Championship Series | Trailer - League of Legends,INBA pojavi se tim korejskih Srba koji osvoji turnir +"No idea what we could do, though. It's not like I'm gonna ban Chara stuff.",Ban spam +"People who have hooked up with a celebrity, who was it and how did you meet them?",Kidnapping mostly +"If you woke up as your five year old self tomorrow, with the memories of your lived life intact, what would you do?",Hug my grandparents. +"Going to ask a girl, what do I do if it goes wrong?",Chloroform. +i think it was more that he should have waited until later in the lap. you are never getting around the outside at T2. He should have backed out and tried for the chase or last turn.,Tell Craig Lowndes that ;) +This creeps me out more than it should.,Yeah super creepy. +Gnarby is mixed race mate. Why do people call Mixed race people Black,we'll use the American one drop rule +Wait wasn't Kaguya operating until 2009 or something ? Why do we see these now ? Were they visible before ?,They had to edit out the alien bases and starships. +"Even if it could hold your weight, the junctions in those ventilation ducts are sharp and could slice you to ribbons, so be careful.",I weight 100kg i'll be safe +Dipping a helmet in paint,Please tell me there's a subreddit of these videos. +"For all the young people who weren't around the first time to enjoy the perpetual investigation of the Clintons that began circa 1994, this is probably what the next four year are going to be like. That's not to say it's right or that Trump is a better choice, that's just how it goes.",You can't have an investigation if all the investigators mysteriously die. +Syrian refugees capture terrorism suspect and hand him over to German police,Oh my it's like they are humans! +The reason Versteeg took so little money is so he could fit under Chicago's cap,Yea he's gonna skate with Malkin +"As I have often explained, using numbers... Reagan Republicans are the Credit Card party, Cut Taxes, Spend More. Democrats Tax and Spend, but that is far more neutral for the deficit. Hell, government spending has gone up faster under Republican presidents than Democrat presidents. People are surprised to hear that Government spending has gone down more years under Obama than in the prior 50 years COMBINED.",How dare you bring facts into this! +So now the gotv buses canidates hire to drive the elderly who support their reelection to the polls is illegal? Wat.,"Of course, because they have minorities on them means they automatically are ineligible voters." +Today is the day that John Soap MacTavish was killed. Press F to pay respects.,sorry but I can't find the f key on my xbox controller. +Delaware?,AZ +When the local billionaire buys up all the oxygen and then prosecutes you in the McJustice court system as you suffocate alongside your harem of child soldiers.,Yeah I hate when that happens +Isn't giving items for sub money basically rwt,"it's fine, he's not actually giving anything away so it's not against the rules" +"I have a question about your problem, what does the amount of money or time spent or status as an ambassador have to do with any of this?",Just like the in the American Political and Legal Systems money is supposed to you buy you privilege. +"I used to think Good writing skills that everyone would put on a resume was BS. Anyone can write an email, right? Nooooooooooope.",Well* +This is why you always use explosive rounds on 'dillos.,"Yeah, Cause you really want its leprosy filled remains all over your yard." +"FOUND SPIDER - SOMEONE PLEASE IDENTIFY (Boulder, CO)","Lovely, another dead spider." +Make it Bug/Flying with Weak Armor,Why not Normalise? +Life is like mario. I fealt like this cartoon could help arm people who need help with dealing with suicidal people just as much as the person being helped.,"It's like people who are considering suicide have never thought about these things before, and if you just point out something obvious that you _just_ pulled out of your ass they'll cheer right up!" +"Her? Explain yourself, motherfucker.",Swype deemed it so dipshit +I chose an original name for my club. There are like 6000 different SoA crews and even more clubs now because of the DLC.,"yeah, people are only allowed to have fun the RIGHT way" +Homophobic Trump Supporters Attack Anderson Cooper With Gay Slurs After Debate,"Yeah, Hillary's deplorable comment was really inaccurate..." +Problem is: How do you get the car out?,At least there's no water damage. +"Don't mind him, he's a little bitch that deletes his comments and cries that mods don't do anything after he starts shit.",I'm shocked. +"good for you, disruption is a stupid feature of this game, taunting has it moments and this was one of them","I think it's nice of Dice to have put it in the game, it gives players with poor shooting skills a chance." +"Except the game isn't out. And won't be out anytime soon. But you can play it early for the low, *low price of like $200!* I'll pass, I'm happy with elite dangerous.",It's $45 bucks dude :p Think you dropped your +I bet you're the type of guy who gets blocked.,"Hey, at least he stood out and got your attention The girls here always say 'make sure your messages stand out'" +"How to get around the NOTE 7 ban on Oculus? Hi there, so a few things. My phone is from the first batch. No I'm not returning it. I'm looking for options to side load or backdate the apps. Ideas? Much thanks","If it blows up in your face, please come back here and share the experience (a youtube video of the experience would be very welcomed too)" +"Insulation and central heating. I don't know why, but everyone who has built a house in New Zealand for the last 100 years has forgotten these!","But we live on a tropical Pacific island, it's just palm trees and coconuts" +"Hi, Opana here with another ridiculous Ganondorf montage.",Opana go to sleep instead of disrespecting fools. +bro i think he was being satirical for the type of questions recruiters get all the time,He forgot the +"I wonder what it would take for Ryan to unendorse Trump. It's getting ridiculous at this point, why would he continue to defend him? Trump is both attacking Ryan and the GOP itself and the GOP has to realize that the Trump train is coming off the rails. Why not denounce him? At least he could save some face and not just look like a ball-less loser.",Trump could demand that Ryan and Priebus fellate him on C-Span as a show of loyalty and Ryan would have to think about it for awhile (Priebus would agree without hesitation) +Did you know only 2 regions are eligible to compete in the RLCS?,He said exclusive didn't he? +guess i'm going to arizona next summer,You ok dood? +too big to fail! give them billions in tax dollars!,"Ah, but that's a legal racket Big difference" +It takes so much brainpower for me not to write down '\epsilon' on the blackboard.,what a nice way to gently introduce the syntax to new students. +Well you get your daily veggie too.,Yeah 10 pieces of spinach is all you need. +Henderson's Bebo account,He shouldn't say scum +I bought the wrong CPU cooler so there's not one right now,Uhhh... what? +Yeah. But where are the feel good stories of these past few decades?,No Christmas in the Middle East +"You should come to Canada. People generally have good manners, I can count on one hand the times a stranger has been rude or intentionally mean to me.","You can't be Canadian, you didn't say eh." +Cairne is not a bad choice i must say. I disenchanted Sylvanas for Cairne.,Now that's a high value swap! +Really hoping we don't take one in the first but if we wind up with cook or McCaffrey I'd still be excited,"Yeah, that Zeke Elliot is doing so bad in Dallas" +Which poll do *you* personally trust? Just curious.,Only online polls are accurate because they all get the /pol/ seal of approval. +Hillary's Campaign Caught Committing Voter Fraud In FLA Mental Hospitals,"To be fair, you'd have to be mentally ill to vote for her in the first place." +Servers are up!!!! But............,"As always, Fou is our reliable runner." +Price out for season opener,He's gonna be sick forever :( +Stein: Carey Price will not accompany Habs to Buffalo for season opener,"Gaah, I KNEW he shouldn't have played in the world cup..." +Views on LGBT people?,Obviously hate myself +"Wading through the media BS to find the truth can be exhausting, yes.",Yeah quotes have such a media bias. +If we can blame violence at the us-mexican border on Donald Trump then we can goddamn well blame Hillary Clinton for her own staffers words.,Don't forget school bullying is Donald's fault too! +Pretty sure I'll go with what the psychological experts at my recovery meetings say and not what a stranger on reddit tells me.,"Pffffff experts, what do they know?" +"Half is hilariously generous. I'll fix it followed by 16 non sequiturs tenuously strung together doesn't get anywhere near a real policy answer. I've heard about 3 specifics mentioned by him this whole campaign. Hypocrisy aside (I know I know, he's just being smart) you'd have to be pitiably gullible to believe he'll actually do anything about this. There's little evidence that he ever keeps his word, or that he's ever done anything whatsoever for anyone other than perhaps his children and current wife at the time. It pains me to think that people legitimately believe that this fuck is going to help them out despite 100% of the evidence pointing to the exact opposite outcome. People are beat down and have legitimate complaints, and they're lining up behind this goofball charlatan. I don't think I have particularly good sociopath/narcissist radar, but just looking at any segment of his life or personality leads me to think that he will never think of anyone else's wellbeing, even as an afterthought.",But hillary deleted emails though so i guess shes just as bad as Trump +What games do you use a controller to play and why?,"Rainbow Six Seige, Battlefield , etc." +What do the characters written on her back say?,"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade" +"Its not forgotten, its not used for two reasons. One is that you never want to give up the element of surprise and the other is the cost of blinker fluid.","No, it's because I'm an adult and I don't need to tell anyone where the fuck I am going." +Baby chameleon emerging from egg,What is that red thing between its back legs on its underside at the very end of the gif? +"It's worse. I really think he's honest, in the sense that he believes lies or fabrications he pulls out of his ass. It's not lying, because he believes the BS, regardless of fact. He fancies that he creates his own reality.",It's not a lie if you believe it! +Cruz is considered an outsider?,I'm mean.. he's basically a Mexican. +"I've heard 2 and 3 so I'm not sure, I can't find the real number on Google. But yeah, if a reboot is needed you receive messages in the action center asking you to reboot. If you ignore them for too long it will force one.",Oh thanks windows 10 i was working on my important work and it was needed in the last minute +You mean that I don't need to carry around a caliber that begins with a .4 or higher to be a real man?,.22 short is enough for anyone! +"Please, glorious doctor of Reddit, explain what they did in that video that makes it glaringly obvious that they are on something?",I mean she's got tatoos and shit so she clearly must be high on cocaine . +"Damn, would've preferred to be able to get a ticket for a single day, now I've either got to find a hotel or do the 150km drive twice.",Just sleep outside the venue +"THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR REPLYING. Well, I have zero HTML experience and I would love to have a nice sub header and sidebar with a few cheeki breeki worthy pictures.","I have very little html experience but I could learn as I go, I'm also pretty good with photo editing." +ffs,"Look at this fag, showing affection to his animal" +"Planes/bombers ruin GF RB There's nothing more annoying than almost getting a kill or almost capping a zone when suddenly you get bombed, it's unfair and such a bullshit way to die/loose inb4 hurr durr realism","I'd say Widen the cap zone, but then the cap zones would be half the map in Ash River." +I honestly thought you were gonna say it's a joke. I can detect the sarcasm from here tho lol,Not being sarcastic at all. +I have a feeling you would be fine if we posted vote Hillary posts here.,"here," +I can't Handle this comment,GET A GRIP +E se for Iniciados?,"Youth**er** Team, claro." +What was your dreamjob when you were a kid?,A pokemon trainer. +"Yep, since it would mean EU, NA or a Wildcard in Finals. Actually I'm hoping that C9 really wins vs Samsung cause memes.",Forgiven will win worlds and donate all the money to fix the greek economy. +Two Women Say Donald Trump Touched Them Inappropriately,this is clearly just more perfectly normal locker room stuff that every red-blooded heterosexual male engages in. +"Women, independents flee Trump, propelling Clinton in polls","It doesn't matter, real men don't let their women vote." +Californians are like Bernie gibs me freee stuffs.,Hey i got dis obamuh fone u dont like free stuffz? +The vandal DotD skin came before any fancy 'variants can use the same skins' stuff. It's legacy code,"Oh,Thanks That Wad bugging me." +Raider stock?,He was to scared to take it for it was to good of a find +Village Games in Champlin has open board gaming every Saturday night with a large number of games in their library to check out and play. It seemed pretty busy when I've gone before.,"That's definitely something we will check out, I didn't realize Champlin had anything like that!" +"Have you ever heard of synesthesia? Because reading your comment, I immediately heard Dueling Banjos.",I don't think the Southern Academic curriculum passes three syllables... at least not without the inclusion of an inordinate amount of syncopes. +Can we discuss the white people at Don Cheeto's rallies holding up Blacks for Trump signs? What the actual fuck,The one other black person was using the restroom so she was just holding the sign for her. +End the DEA.,I want to give you a super up-vote but I won't pay for gold... I feel like I'm the problem. +thanks i am actually very good with premier pro but i was just super lazy :p,Hey your talking to a community that likes 3 minute games and can't stand playing games that take 5+ minutes to end it I think laziness is ok +"Cuck Thread Yeah, there hasn't been a new stickied post in a while so here's this. Cuck the fuck out of this thread, bois.",Deuce is gonna make BetterNoise great again +no actually i meant emotion and dangerous woman as they are good albums and 1989 is a bad album,Oh I thought you were throwing shade at MisterWives +"On a calculator, that is easier. I find that if I'm doing it in my head, the long multiplication means I'm basically doing the addition any way, and it's easier to visualize with the calculate the tax, then add it two step process.","Yeah, because it's not like nearly every person carries around a nifty little electronic device in their pocket that can perform basic math or anything." +"That sounds about right, but most of the time, it seems like positivity helps more. Negativity only helps when it's time to cut your losses and move on. That way you can think well, it wasn't working anyway and move on with fewer regrets.","& sometimes, you become the engineer & realize just how stupid the situation is." +"There were witch hunts as recent as the 90s, with teachers accused of doing weird satanic shit to kids that were being led by their parents to believe it.","Yeah, false memories!" +Gaga stans handing out 10's like candy on Halloween. Our lord and savior Carly only had 1 in top 3. This is unacceptable.,Because Carly actually had real competition +Maybe they're all taking hits of that Doc Choc special blend.,ITS TOTALLY A VAPE PEN GUYS! +Jesus' job I had a co-worker say that the government shouldn't help poor people because it is Jesus' job... thoughts?,Tell him starving babies is evolution in action. +danielle saying alex jumped on scott because she did that with shane. only i do that so now she wants america to put up Alex. !BBT,"Obviously, Alex did that because she is jealous that Danielle has Shane." +Cannot connect to camera?,Connect the camera +So every 24 hours you spend 300 to 600 dollars on cooling.,"God PC gaming is so expensive, xbox live is way cheaper" +"I bought the original about two months back when it went on sale. I played two online matches where I got obliterated by the opposition, while they told me how shit I was and that I should fuck off somewhere else. Haven't bothered to turn it on since.",Making an attempt to get better at a game is just stupid. +"Cum se face ca USR e sustinut asa de mult pe roddit, dar in rest aproape ca bate vantu pe la TV cand vine vorba de ei?",ONG-urile lui Soros +Dr Vida to be charged with dodging GST,Why must all our heroes have a dark side? +Magpie attack leaves Rockhampton girl blind in one eye,Cull the magpies +Man riding an esky with his dog,And no helmet.... +Trump Threatens To Sue His Female Accusers,So Presidential. +I still pretty much only snipe. I started using fusion rifles though which has been a fun change,Obviously the answer to your problem is the unbeatable no land beyond + fusion rifle combo +but the egg came before the chicken,Because he didn't wear a condom diff --git a/chunk63.csv b/chunk63.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..fa4d6ac6c31246d38298a91c7d0b296b1cc87fe5 --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk63.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1667 @@ +Input,Output +"With teammates like this, who needs enemies?",He meant well +If she's panicing now.. sounds like you're about to have the worst vacation of your life,Thanks for your insightful and entirely relevant insight. +People are learning!,You could argue that people are unlearning the things they learned ever since crowd-funding hit the masses. +One of the most overpowered CMs this year,Those numbers look good too bad I can't read gibberish. +How many lies and/or distortions can you count in this article? (Written by a FtM),Too lazy to do a word count on the article. +When does Dump start playing Blurred Lines at his rallies?,In the rally setlist it follows Don't Stand So Close To Me +It's a quote,It's a meme you dip +"Concealed carry is a wonderful thing... makes a 75 year old grandma equal with this horrible person. Glad he was arrested, sucks he is already free again. One thing is for sure.... your friends will talk about this visit for the rest of their lives.",Nothing could possibly go wrong with a loaded weapon in a crowd of people and a dude with clearly no sense and a love of pushing. +What is something most think is real but is really fake?,The moon landing +What is something most think is real but is really fake?,Global Warming +Pixel? Take a look at OnePlus 3 before you make that decision.,Can't go anywhere without someone shitting on Pixel. +Do you know why it's his/her fault? You choose the clients you work for. The details of the contract are trivial and weather the contract says so or not. They're typically grace periods built into whatever governing law this falls under.,I'm told their department had a 'hiccup' which is delaying my invoice. +They have a circle jerk company culture.,And Reddit is nothing like that.... +"This sub is finally getting past the stupid, misguided, fan boy screenshot porn that dominated for weeks after everyone realized the game was garbage. The number of people who like the game are vastly outnumbered by the sensible people who see it for what it is.","keep the work going, lieutenant!theres a war to win!" +Have you even tried the stage?,"Lol, why would I try something in the game before asking for the best possible cookie cutter team?" +"I don't think they're responsible for the boom or the bust. But, they sure did try to take credit for the boom.",If only we taxes the rich less they would give us jobs again. +Little Arm Injury (NSFW/L) | Helicopter Blowjob (NSFW),"Impressive, very nice." +Bill Clinton necrophilia? I guess nothing will surprise me that much.,That'd make him my spirit animal +"Hopefully their herd will thin themselves out when nobody else takes them seriously anymore. When I was a kid, when people said they're a good christian, it meant more about their character as a good person, not like how now it just means they're a member of *that* club - as far as I'm concerned, saying someone's a good christian don't mean shit anymore, and it's their own fault for being such horrible people - I don't see why being a member of 'that club' makes them think they're better people than anyone else. Hopefully soon, someone being a christian will mean as much to most other people as having a members only jacket, and the need they have to announce it will seem as silly as running around screaming Chocolate is my favorite ice cream flavor!",Well then I'll pray for the day that happens :D +"If you don't have a credit score, it gets really hard to qualify for a mortgage on a house. The only way to get a score is to take on some debt.(and make all your payments)","As I said, it looks an awful lot like a collective scam from banks." +Flashing teammates doesn't count.,"Hey man, flashing teammates just makes them work that much harder" +"Yey for black meg, thanks for info .",Her name is Claudette show some respect +"Karlsson played 3:16 on the PK last night, the team allowed ONE shot attempt in that time",He's an offenseman tho +"they are going through the motions. IWI is dead so they have gone through further discrediting Iron, Eep, and I, WWB, then Care 4 Kids, and now the network I was financing.",thank you for trying to monopolize on trade hubs in highsec +"Looks like a lighting pattern to me, but I don't really know.","I agree, though it could be a lighting pattern that is exposing an underlying 'button' that is transparent." +How to use the dual camera's on the 7+? Does it just happen automatically with the pictures? Or is this a setting I change on the pictures?,"Portrait mode coming soon with the release of iOS 10.1 (Available now if you're on the public/dev beta) in 10.0.X, the only feature that makes use of the second camera is the 2x optical zoom." +This can't be real - is this real? I want this to be real,What does this have to do with Toronto? +are they dating,Definitely bonking +HS wide receiver makes one of the most nonchalant one-handed catches,thank god for the subtitles or i would have no idea what was happening +Absolutely disgusting. Why are supporting his kind? I can't stand left-handers.,Can I get some exclusive verified south-paw flare so I can get your kind all triggered? +EArThQuaKe fucking LIQUEFIES ToDDler,datass +"*This just in- reports are of a police officer trying to beat an unarmed black man with only a banana. Motive are unknown: the victim was said to just be 'minding his own business' until he looked at the police officer who then, as witnesses describe, went completely ballistic- trying to 'shoot' the African-American male with his ... banana? ... and then proceeding to beat the victim with it until there was nothing left but a peel in his hands. Still, the officer kept on slapping ^slapping^slapping^slapping ^with^that^damn^banana.*",Adds more fuel to the fire as a banana can be perceived to have some implied racial connotations +Bradd Jaffy (NBC News) on Twitter: Clinton campaign official tells @mmurraypolitics Michelle Obama's speech was something she personally wanted to deliver; words came from her,"Phew, I was worried she stole these words from Melania Trump." +I Told Buzzfeed what Trump did to me!! MATCH ME!,"That's a fake phone number, too many characters." +So what you're saying is: manual labor is the sole determining factor in a well adjusted human being. That's absurd and you know it.,But Marx said so! +Right? I don't even pay much attention to LoL that much and definitely not pro play but I thought that the crowd cheering patterns were just... weird.,psycho nationalist crowd +"I agree he probably wouldn't shit talk, but if he didn't have good things to say about NA he would have just not said anything about NA.",like Faker on Hotshotgg +Swinney says SNP could keep pound policy in new referendum (From Herald Scotland),I hope Swinney and the SNP doesn't do something this dumb. +Corgi dog outsmarting a human,"Careful, that thing will take your finger off." +Let's just restore the monarchy then?,Make America Great Again - The Original Version! +"As a firebird owner, there's nothing I want more in life than this. I always joke with my friends that I was put on this earth to rise the ranks of GM and single handedly bring back pontiac. one day...",Please make a rear end that can withstand Miata power at least +Most cant afford to stay at his hotels.,LOL - most would be thrown off the property much less afford the accommodations. +I'm pretty sure Trump has an asshole.,"True, but the shit only comes out the front." +"He was the one found with 2000 pills in his flat. And the one responsible for texts [that] were sent to 16 different people to sell quantities of high purity cocaine. Sorry to shit on your parade, but this lad was knocking out drugs on a massive scale and his sister was one of many underlings. The sentences are fare.","Yeah, person selling drugs for money with her brother... gets probation completely fair" +Can anyone help me with my paper?,Just racially profile everyone on campus until it works. +I forget how small Europe's territory is. Someone should really do something about it. *Looks at the Netherlands*,Unser Volk braucht Raum! +Triple H also tried doing a Super Kick. Hurt his crotch in the process.,That's one nice ass thrust kick +Okay... here's how I see it...,u/therealkozi +"What exports? The EU is done catering to your xenophobic, entitled whining. It's like some of you never got over losing the Empire, you don't deserve to have everything done the way *you* like it. Enjoy your descent into irrelevancy.","Oh you know the agricultural ones, 75% of which I believe were sent to European countries tariff free - but don't worry, I'm sure without EU farms subsidies and with high tax barriers to entry they won't have any trouble." +How are space commies the Wehraboo Faction?,Horseshoe theory +"It's been clear for the past several years that Korea is the region that breeds the most workaholics. Virtually every S-tier Korean player in history has been known to possess an incredible work ethic. Undoubtedly, being surrounded by such players who constantly practice will drive others to do the same. I recall during the era of the Samsung sister teams in which Heart was rumored to have practiced 18 hours daily - just to keep up with Mata.","No man its all just latent talent Koreans are just naturally better, its not like they put in insane hours" +A lot of these people are still alive. Most of them had kids. Racism at that level is taught.,Yeah America literally hasn't moved at all in social progress since the 50's +Why is this not a thing elsewhere?,Jesus Chris they already took our slaves let us have this one. +The exploding Note 7 is no surprise - leaked Samsung doc highlights toxic internal culture,"Hey, it worked for scientology and Apple.. So why stop?" +How do you think Kukulkan feels?,"Kukulkan doesn't need to fly, he has a super fast dash skill." +#ImWithHer,now im kind of glad you left tbh +Satan eh? Well who could object to a considered argument like that.,Luckily all of us liberals are just godless baby-killing gays! +"tfw British patriots/Nationalists cause the pound to become shit, London lose its importance and prestige, and a possible second referendum that would remove the U from the K Fucking twats.","Bit hey, at least we can get those damn dirty foreign doctors out of our great country!" +It's Earth. It's in space. The Space is in Earth. SpaceEarth!,Now I can finally do a CKII to EU4 to Vic2 to hoi3 to Stellaris game! +Google's Android Wear 2.0 smartwatches will be released in Q1 2017,And I'm guessing that the pixel watches will only work with the pixel phone. +If I'm too fat then your penis must be small...good logic,than* +Don't vote based on who is going to win.,But thats how our founding fathers envisioned it +FPS. People thinking 60 FPS isn't necessary in new gen games and that 30 is enough make me mad.,but your eyes cant see that many frames +"I expect exactly nothing from people against him, they never admit they were wrong. Your last point is spot on. I'm a firm believer in the justice system in this country, I know they can get things wrong, but as far as I'm concerned, if you're found not guilty that's enough for me to consider you innocent.",But there's no smoke without fire mate +Who expected anything else as the leaches stopped getting taxpayer handouts to cover the cost of their healthcare?,"Yup, the poor should just die in the streets if they're not willing to pull themselves up by their bootstraps." +"People slamming Danica After last weekend I saw a lot of the usual all over online about how Danica only finished well because so many good drivers had major issues. I get that, great. But now I'm suddenly realizing that technically you could also argue Jimmie only won because of the same. If so many of these other great drivers hadn't had these many issues we saw, you got to admit Jimmie might not have had as solid a shot at winning. Moral of the story: shut up.",Came for the title...was slightly mislead +Seattle plans to replace current Pronto system with electric bikes,Nothing bad about this plan +:D,D: +It's like they want to annoy us. I knew someone in high school who would play heavy metal on full volume (which I personally don't like) with no earphones and I wanted to murder him.,Proof that heavy metal music makes people violent +Probably makes sense to have an experienced veteran who won't be called up as a captain. Just adds a little bit of consistency to the mix. Good choice.,should have been Subban then lol +He wants to be a second Ribbentrop,I hope you won't be second Molotov. +"Jesus, why would it be illegal to sleep in _your own_ car?","Because if you make being homeless illegal, the problem will disappear!" +I'm sure a detroit fan has a totally rational view on the Lightning.,Not biased at all +"Heroes Never... Woah What the Fuck is That? No, Seriously.","Oh thank god this is happening to other people, I was worried my graphics card was dying." +Uber driver charged in sexual assault of 20-year-old woman | Toronto Star,probably a taxi industry plant to make uber look bad +I'm sure the 2.5L does great in slower off-road conditions (I wouldn't know for sure). There are many older 4 banger Toyota's that are absolute beasts off-road. It's the on road I would be worried about. The 4.0L didn't ever feel like it had enough power to me. I would hate to lose a third of what power it did have. I would definitely test drive the two first.,"Good advice, I'm sure I could get a feel for each to see if the 2.5 has enough power for me to stay smiling :D" +Not a troll you flamer,"Super original, kid." +"Why is this surprising? It is always, ALWAYS, more thrilling and more exciting to shut up an opposing crowd, than to get an already fired-up crowd a little more rowdy. As far as this being disrespectful, did C9 not shake hands at the end of the match? Did the fans not cheer for SSG after the game was over? Just like any other sporting match, there is hardly any shaking hands or communication before the game, shocker, maybe even some bad blood (TRIGGER WARNING!!!!!). We want this to be a popular competitive sport with a passionate fanbase, but then get all bent out of shape when that fanbase shows passion?! You can't have it both ways. Plus, let's be honest, all of these players have experienced way worse in their twitter feeds and livestreams. Get real.","hi i hate NA, TRIGGERED" +So your defense is that she lost so the sexual assault doesn't matter?,Don't you know that the Donald only chooses winners? +I'd rather be paranoid than enslaved,I think I'll wait for InfoWars & Natural News' take on this story before deciding whether or not it's bullshit. +Said the same thing elsewhere in this thread. Also not surprised he's leading in jersey sales for the same reason.,Yeah all 12 of them. +"Assuming you meant Rose, then no. We're better than the team we had last year. We replaced Rose with two superior players. Losing Rose was a net positive for the Bulls in every way.",Here you go +"It's nothing about them being exotic. I'm an Asian and to me, they look no different from westerners. Their sexiness comes from their hot bods. You can't deny that they got cuvres.","Huh, tbh you all look the same to us too!" +Taxation is theft. And you should feel bad.,I'd love to hear your take on public education and the infrastructure you apparently never use. +What can you enthusiastically talk about at length if given the opportunity?,"Taxes, specifically income taxes." +They already knew it was bad,Yeah i'm pretty sure they wrote the script knowing it would suck +"One time I absolutely lost Gadget during the Draft. Nearly missed the timer. Don't really think they _look_ the same, but they're pretty easy to miss among the portraits. Maybe we could have an extra element for each portrait to tell them apart easily, maybe their affinity or role, idk. Now the design... I agree, they aren't all that interesting, at least for me. To be fair tho, that's just on the surface, the characters are all different in the very little background we have and their skillset and combat style, but all the female characters look pretty similar at first sight to me as well. Belica has a machine gun and armor, Dekker has a sort of energy staff and armor, Muriel is a bit different, being an entire robot with awesome wings and very fluid animations, and Gadget doesn't really feel unique either but her design is still different. I think Grux, Khaimera, and Rampage feel pretty similar as well, specially Grux and Khaimera.",Or maybe be listed in alphabetical order. +"If I was out there right now I'd ask Neely what year she graduated high school. She'll either trip up and reveal the true year, or hesitate, revealing her lying about her age.",so you'd be taking care of the real urgent situation in the house: busting Neeley on an insignificant age lie you'd get my vote for $250k +i won't be joining this gym,Haven't you ever seen TRX before? +well so is zeratul...,TOO SOON +COD is a videogame,Thank you for the clarification +I knew I was a little bit gay.. I knew I was gay. FTFY,I can tell you're very open minded about others' sexuality. +"I don't understand the criteria for bomb squad involvement in this kind of thing. I see refuse on the sidewalks all the time. Suitcases, abandoned electronics, mattresses and beyond. When do they decide to bring out the armor suits and robots? Seems silly.","Wells fargo employees reported it, guessing they feared some sort of retaliation" +From Wentz He Came television special tonight at 7pm on NBC,"This is dangerously close to my TM From Wentz it came, it shall begin" +"TIL that 27 million Soviet citizens died in WWII. By comparison, 1.3 million Americans have died as a result of war since 1775.",Guess we know who's better +"Aquadome unplayable due to framerate dips? Hi all, Recently got back into Rocket League and I see there are a couple changes! One of those is the inclusion of this underwater map, which is super cool, but it's literally unplayable on my laptop. I can run everything else at a smooth 60 FPS but when I play on this map it seems to drop about half of those frames. I'm super confused as to why; does this happen to anyone else? Thanks!",It happens to me as well +"Didn't know I could double tap home on my S7 to bring up the camera, thanks dude!",Careful; double tapping may result in engaging self-destruct mode. +Georgia is the only state I've heard of that actually has an extremely successful lottery program funding our education. We're like the gold standard on something and I find that amazing. Zell Miller was truly the people's champion.,Zell Miller is my favorite Republican +Chinese news is reporting that there is actually a death related to this.,3 people have died now... +And lo' the grass was green and the Lord sayeth play ball,And the ball was good. +"The Log should get buffed by rage Rage could increase knockback, damage, and speed. I think it'd be really cool to see rage log decks.","I actually run the log and the lumberjack in the dame deck so this would be pretry interesting, lol" +Lopes was also a solid metre off his line too. Should have been a retake.,He's like 1m40 though he needs to get closer to the ball otherwise he'll never reach it +That's what's odd. If we are in the Sol system then Earth is Sol III. But the whole Galaxy calls the planet Earth. Why don't the aliens call it Sol Prime or Sol III. Is Earth the center of the Galaxy and so important it needs a universal name?,"Well, *obviously*, the Federation is a Homo Sapiens-only club" +Maybe he's just being downvoted for being kind of an asshole.,"No way, maaaan, people just can't handle the *truth*." +"I wasn't sure and didn't feel like googling, so I played it safe","I see, would've done the same if I weren't sure about it." +I read somewhere that heating up the bottom of a spoon and applying it to a big bite will kill the proteins in the big bite and make it stop itching. I tried it once and looked like a junkie for a solid second and a half. I wouldn't worry about it.,"That certainly is a possibility but doesn't fit in with the whole, rougher friends narrative" +found thsi rug online with my SO...should we get as halloween as a prank?,What the fuck kind of stupid fucking prank ya'll trying to pull with an ugly ass damn rug? +I legit do this....,"Yeah, it concerns me that I can't tell who's joking and who's sharing their symptoms." +We're tied for first. Finally capitalized on a weekend where our rivals dropped points. Had we not conceded we would be sitting top.,"yeah, but city already won the league 3 weeks ago" +"i just unboxed a heatwave, you guys got any cool designs?",If you just lend it to me I could show you a few ;) +"Just Add bang each other to the end of a movie title. So, what do you get?",I recently wrote a fanfiction called Harry Potter and the Halfblood Prince Bang Each Other. +"This is what a porn Frozen movie should look like. Hell, I'd even take soft core with this beautiful woman.",Elsa is hotter. +And don't forget the tactics they're using are getting worse. Geert Wilders is being tried for saying some bad things. It's all they have anymore.,"Well from what I understand about the world based on this election, saying mean things puts you on par with literally Hitler so they're probably right to try people for saying mean things!" +CTR will come down on you on hard on Reddit if you even try to bring it up.,Yeah look at all those downvotes you have +Yeah looks like he's playing around for his kid,That's the trashiest thing I've ever heard of. +so if I eat my meat raw I can look like that? Also be able to flip my pan,Blue rare +Green Party's Jill Stein stopping in Houston today (Chron.com),I hear they will be offering free vaccinations at her event! +Hopefully she doesn't knock the whole thing over. Make a show of sandbagging the crap out of the legs. But then she'll probably end up touching the lens. Nooooo!!!!!,I'm cringing already. +"I know right.. FOUR materials! That's just unreal. Future, here I come. Can't wait. (actually, I can wait for the beta testers lol...)","I signed up for the beta test, though i doubt they'll let me in :P" +Superior minecrafter knows what a fractal is!,You can tell they're smart from the usage of hashtags +I watched an episode of The Chase quiz show last week. One question was when did the last major ice occur? A: 1000 years ago? B:11000 years ago? C: one million years ago? Neither the expert nor the contestant got the correct answer.,So I guess climatology can't be trusted at all and we should just risk it? +There are aliens who invade.,What does felicity have to do with that? +38-10 doesn't look so bad after that,It made me feel a little better I guess.. Especially with all of the Tennessee trash talkers in the vandy thread +He's a great guy.,I think you left out the +Niagara Falls is better on the Canadian side,"Yeah, it looks like Daytona Beach over there, big improvement...." +you seriously haven't seen the 2005 video?,Butbutbut they LET HIM DO IT so it wasn't assault! +I would be hunting today but I'm remodeling my house. Good luck!,Remodeling is always fun +"I would really appreciate a fix on Dekker's stun, or an explanation of the mechanic behind the ability that shows why in some situations it does nothing.",Or the damage added back to her ult +Did you go inside Crack Pipes 'r Us?,So those aren't the things for watering your tomato plants? +Herp derp. The plastics side of the house just isn't fun. Derp.,But the Plastics need to integrate! +LMAO at the people here attacking Morgan because Justin went to her bed and held her hand. What the actual fuck?,"But, but she flirts with him, so he can do whatever he wants!" +"Shane is drinking the entire 2 liter out of spite, as if any of them care.",They're going to be so jealous when he's up all night going to the bathroom to pee! +Grand Theft Island: West Philippine Sea,***palakpakan*** +These are the only cards that deal increased damage against Beerus' dokkan event. There is no link skill.,Damn they are all Japanese only. +Hopefully all of them.,"Ah yes, let's remove all of the display, motherboard, ram, camera and sensor engineers that had nothing to do with the battery!" +"Even if you're defending civilization from evil, if you're a woman out of the home, you're doing evil. Maxwell, you're a douche-canoe.","If you have a career, you are letting yours kids become killers!" +I honestly expect it to be on Ellen,Ellen is where memes go to die. +There was no other way to accomplish this without a third death star?,But then how would they put a death star into the movie? +"Good stuff, good stuff Epirus always end up being a thorn in my side as the Romans. EB1 or 2?",Eb 1 +"What other surprises do you think infinite ward has for us? They said they had some, but what do you think they are?",A resignation of their position as a lead Call of Duty studio +Getting stabbed or shot. How does that sound. Best case scenario is getting hit in your nose so...,Sounds like fun! +He'll change his mind one day.,Well maybe it'll be different when they are his own! +"LOL, really? Has anyone tried this crap?",$38/100k isn't *that* bad anyways... +"Fake Mods are Lurking He copies current mods names and adds .,-, and extra letters. MAKE SURE TO CHECK CREATION DATE",Says the guy with an eight hour old account +righto subroza,It's gotta be the scream sticker on the ak...adds 100% Hs +TIL of the 209 NASCAR races Danica Patrick has participated in she has never won a race.,The patriarchy strikes again! +The one where you assert an answer (wrongly) and wait to be corrected. Proven to be more effective than just asking a question.,That's kershaws law. +Sorry I cant. In my language you can say he or she about ppl. I dont know how SJW they can possibly exists here I live.,I'm sorry you live in such an oppressive country +Luckily they or their illegal alien parents can't vote.,I feel like this needs a +How tf do you not turn the ball over so much as a bigman in my career???,Get Gud +Me for the next month,Rip cod +CNN Caught Lying For Hillary: It's Against The Law For You To Read Wikileaks! The Media will read it and then tell you what to think.,"Please give us your summary on leaks CNN, we're all so interested to hear your unbiased opinion" +"I teach Pre-K and a little girl very seriously informed me that, Donald Trunk (yes, she said Trunk) was a bad man because he tells people he has lots of good surprises but he's really a big liar. My other favorite was a little boy who said, I like the lady one because when she talks real loud her turkey gobble under her chin wiggles.","That little girl sounds informed, I mean, she even almost got his name right." +"Which skin should I buy gravelord or SKT t1? I was thinking of buying grave lord azir, but I heard that the basic attack animation isn't as smooth. Anyways which is the best 1?",C9 azir +"I think he means more of the cod4 style than the actual game. Every year its boots on the ground is dead, if they ban every new thing that's different than cod4 the game will be better. Etc. Why can't we play and try the new factors. Its the frickin beta we have no idea what is competitive and what isn't.","Hey, at least Infinity Ward is one step ahead of last year, you don't have to end the game and swap sides in domination anymore." +"Does it bother anybody else that the the kite on this screen is flying into the wind? The position & curve of the rope suggests that the wind is coming from the right but the orientation of the kite & the tail ribbon look like the wind's coming from the left. NBD I suppose, just bothers me now I've noticed it.","Since it's a culture victory, it is not a real kite but an art installation" +That's why I typed in youthinkyou'llgetmypasswordyoufuckers?nicetry.,You probably shouldn't post your password on the internet. +Lake Louise leads per-capita marijuana possession incidents across Canada,"Good to know that there aren't murders, rapes, assaults, or thefts in Lake Louise." +"Week 6 Game Thread: Baltimore Ravens (3-2) @ New York Giants (2-3) Game Time: 1 PM EST Location: Metlife Stadium Network: CBS Inactives: * CB Eli Apple * QB Josh Johnson * WR Tavarres King * S Darian Thompson * S Nat Berhe * LB Deontae Skinner * OT Marshall Newhouse Discuss whatever you wish. You can trash talk, but keep it civil. Turning comment sort to 'new' will help you see the newest posts. Try Chrome Refresh or Firefox's ReloadEvery to auto-refresh this tab. Show your team affiliation - go here to see how you get a logo next to your name",But but everyone's saying Eli has lost it... +"Trump in the next debate: He and I haven't spoken, and I disagree. I disagree.","You know, I think there is so much more to Pence than just his political face and he probably really likes Donald Dung as a fellow republican, a friend and a human being." +"Screw crusher, how about the Devo's?",Devo's is aweosme on thor +"My students are 11-12 so they're on the older side but are still elementary minded in many ways. They have definitely made comments about the wall. But the comment that gave me the most pause and difficulty was when we were learning about personal finance. They had to create a budget based on hypothetical salary and I was explaining tax brackets so they could find their take-home income. I told them, roughly, that the more you make the more you pay in taxes. One student raised their hand and asked if Donald Trump is so rich, then how come he doesn't pay taxes?","Because he's smart, that's why!" +"Now that he's adjusting to his inferior RT, Wentz is once again showing flashes of brilliance. C'mon Ertz, that's a pass you need to catch!",Even Wentz can look as good as Cousins if he had all day to throw. +"Oh good, Dr. Doctor has some expert goon analysis from the engineer who doesn't understand how aerostructures work...",*Obviously* aerostructures are made out of air amongst the clouds. +I havent heard this complained about in awhile. Wheres all my dino's have feathers freaks at?,"Raptors and archaeopteryx have feathers, what else do you want?" +Toa 90 paid off,"RIP could have been Ahman, he has a bigger stick." +Clearly you've never been on a boat.,"Show boating...sounds Iike a pun, so" +I'm assuming the biggest is a Megalodon (sp?) fossil. What are the other 2?,A Lodon and a microlodon +An engineer's challenge: Earthquakes are shaking 65 million barrels of oil in Cushing,Surely more days of prayer will save us. +Solid argument!,Best argument I've heard this while election cycle. +Let's just make it log(p) then. Now you only need e^32 million dollars to fuck a baby at age 50. Or e^14 million dollars to fuck an eighteen year old.,"Damn, the rich get everything." +Do you have a link so I know to not watch it?,Ditto. +Lviv a beautiful city on Ukraine,Poland you mean. +"I could have my front door, my bedroom door, my bathroom door all closed and locked. yet I still act this way.","You aren't locking them out, you lock yourself in." +"Considering Gingrich was the one who said facts don't matter, only feelings, this shirt would make more sense if it said HILLARY 2016 - FUCK YOUR FEELINGS.",It's more evidence of how Hillary and her people are sabotaging the Trump campaign to trick them into supporting her. +didn't he just get bodied by ill will?,Yeah bro that spider man sex tape bar was next level heat +You use a variable-width font for coding? In *python* ??,Python is basically English... +"Don't buy from Microsoft Store Canada Two weeks ago, I spotted a pretty good deal for a laptop on the Canadian Microsoft store. I had never made a purchase with them before, and I'd never heard of anyone buying from there either. So I decided to to buy the laptop anyway, because the deal was too good to pass up on. Well, the first try resulted in my credit card being declined and an automated call from my bank telling me about a suspicious transaction. The bank declined the transaction automatically to protect me against fraud. After allowing the transaction, I completed the purchase and waited. A week later and the order is still processing. I call Microsoft's customer service and I'm redirected to a call center in India, where they have absolutely no idea of what's happening with my order. They cannot give me a status and suggest that I wait some more. Three days later, it's been two weeks since I ordered, and the order is still processing. I call them again, and they move my file up to the specialized team in the US. This morning, I find that my order has been canceled and erased from my account. I haven't received a call or an email about it. They just canceled the order and now the deal is over. I'm never buying from Microsoft again and I suggest you avoid the Microsoft store altogether.",I've only had good experiences with the Canadian Microsoft Store... +"Actually, no. Everyone doesn't have to upgrade. If SegWit activates as a soft fork I will simply power down my full node.",Decentralization hooray +I really wish people would do a little bit of research...,"yes, all questions should be asked once and only once, archived for search and all future discussion locked." +And 1 car length at 65+ mph is about as bad as tail gating gets You obviously haven't had a newer audi/mercedes/bmw behind you. Because they drive closer than a cars length at highway speeds.,"If you can see the plate of the car in front of you, you're not really tailgating." +"The Clinton machine in action again, full of slander and character assassination. They've lost the debate and now they'll demean a persons character. Alex Jones is a great guy, he has done nothing to deserve slander at the hands of the clinton hit piece machine.","yeah, he called her a demon from hell, but he didn't say he meant it in a BAD way." +What's your favorite subreddit we probably haven't heard of?,r/hipster +Hillary Clinton Avoids Direct Criticism Of Wall Street In WikiLeaks Transcripts,Another bombshell. +Saudi prince rushed to WH to see Obama. No press allowed,Sounds totally normal +"No, calm down everyone. The 0-5 team in my league started him against me because I had Stafford. That's it, that's the only reason he had the best game of his career. He'll be back to his normal 4 point self next week.","Man, karma is after you" +"At first it was all word of mouth! But this extends beyond just talking to friends or family... do you shop at smaller, non-chain stores? Think about what they sell and what an app can actually do for them. Even if it doesn't do much, that's just your suggestion, they may have other ideas not so obvious or just think their own app would be neat. Let it be known that you are a freelance app developer, be a salesman, push yourself onto others. Once you've made a few, you have a portfolio, use this along with programming skills you've learned to make more advanced apps for larger companies, become wanted rather than an alternative, make street signs, get business cards, get a website. As for hourly vs. fixed rate, this is something that is dependant on the situation. When you are first beginning, I think you should *definitely* charge a pre-determined fixed amount. For your first few apps, charge somewhere in the ballpark of $2,000-6,000, clock your hours, once you've made a few, you'll see **payout/hours = hourly revenue** and decide yourself if you're shorting yourself over overcharging (both have consequences). Once you have made yourself a portfolio, charge by hour. The way I keep non-techy clients aboard is by telling them the average time is double what I think I'll take, then say I can probably squeeze it into 2/3-2/4 as long as most take. Offer to send them updates of the project so they know what you're doing is legit and is making progress. **BUT**, what I find the most important is to make it known, **YOU ARE ALPHA**, if they don't like it, refer to what you've said in the past (like if they complain on progress), worse comes to worse, you walk out with the deposit agreed upon in your contract. A lot of non-techies think that you are a maid, gardener or girl-scout, you are not, you are a business that is in high-demand, you are in an engineering field that is the highest paid and in least populated relative to available jobs. Respect is a big part of any business deal, be respectful and demand it back, you don't need the first job available. In terms of design budget, tell them what you offer, basic = X, nice = X * 1.5, beautiful = X * 2, design packages are a great way to scale profits, but can be difficult to explain. Give 3 (or more) examples of what the packages look like, don't call one basic, nice or beautiful, just show it to them with the price and let them decide.",You sound like a fun person to work with. +It sucks because he was supposed to take on CM Punk that night and win the ECW Championship,instead we got to watch the excellent Johnny Nitro +Congrats NA! How many NA teams in semifinals again?,"a half, claimed coreJJ and pr0lly makes a 2/5 NA Team which is close to a half somehow.." +It's sounds like she really triggers you.,"Huh, I wonder why it is that I never hear critique about a male politician's appearance." +It matters if a third party reaches 5% nationally. They get automatic ballot access in all 50 states next election.,Surely that will eliminate FPTP and change everything! +the fine brothers,"Oh yeah... 14 million subscribers and nearly a million views on their latest video, they sure killed their careers" +Am I the only who wants this? #MakeAWPGreatAgain,"Pshhh, pleb default skin user" +"With a door like that? That is a normal door, how you associate that kind of door with a bad neighborhood is beyond me.","It's made of metal, obviously blast-proof" +The Ice Cream Machine guy is missing.,He is clearly Mace Windu's illegitimate son +Candidates dispute the outcome of Halifax elections,I'm sure Linda Mosher would have also expressed concerns about the procedures had she won by the same margin. +"No no no, they're marching against mandatory Gay marriage. Everyone now has to marry someone of the same sex.",The gay agenda strikes again! +Came back from camping and this was crawling around my gear. daddy long legs?,"yep, a harvestman, there is absolutetly NOTHING to be afraid of, they are not even spiders." +Hillary Clinton Uses Biff Tannen In Trump Attack Ad,"Good move, but a real missed opportunity in not using rich Biff." +"Why was 1.0 Richtofen sent to the house before the others? So, in the GK ending, you see richtofen send the 3 souls/bodies of 1.0 Tank, Takeo and Nikolai. But why was Eddie at the house before all of them? We never see richtofen send his soul?",Sam got bored and needed a friend +I hope Harbaugh runs it up on the 29th.,Where else is the disrespekt going to come from? +My reaction when I'm watching sg1 and the NID show up and get in the way,For me its when Pete shows up +"I wonder if she's going to stop using Arabic numerals because they weren't invented in South Africa. Or all that stuff around her made of plastic, since the groundwork for modern oil drilling was done by the Chinese.",No...the Arabs never oppressed black people. +'These don't look like children to me': concerns raised over ages of child refugees arriving in Britain,I thought all of the refugees were children. +"He actually guarded DeSean pretty well on a couple plays in the second half. To be fair, they were big stops just when we started getting momentum. I agree with the finger wag though, no need to excessively celebrate when you're down.","Well hold on - if it was excessive celebration he was surely flagged for it, right?" +Trump vows to unite America under one God,Because if there's anything history has taught us it's that people love to give up their religions and conform with the majority without putting up a fight at all! +"Cooking Bacon Questions So I want to cook all the bacon but even with a grease jar, and a lid on the frying pan there still seems to be a lot of grease and it seems very inefficient. If I cook in the oven I do not get the good taste of frying it or even similar taste. Usually tastes dry and super fragile. Also for the bacon ends that I have to tear apart and can be kinda messy is there an easier way to make those and separate them? thanks!","This is how I cook my bacon, a variation of Alton Brown's method: cover your sheet pan with aluminum foil place a cooling/baking rack on it get gloves if you don't like touching raw meat lay the bacon out put it in a cold oven set the temp to 400 Check it after 20 minutes Flip it with tongs Continue baking until it reaches the doneness you prefer." +"UK admits it spied illegally for 17 years, is sorry, won't stop",'we won't stop'.... as the laws in UK apply to citizens only and because we are above the law +"Ice Crash was very powerful, it was as strong as EQ was at release when compared to the other melee skills. It actually got nerfed in the 2.0 beta because it was too good.","And then we had cyclone that was good for 2.0, then nerfed, because nerfing the best melee skill makes melee better." +During the election for Obama in Philadelphia there were black panthers stationed outside of many voting places not letting white people in and threatening people that they had better vote Obama. Source: I was there.,"Anecdotal evidence isn't empirical evidence, shitlord." +And the person still supports Trump.,Battered Wife Syndrome. +"Holy shit, try 1/~2 matches a day...",Casual scrub +"Oh, two could play this game: Imagine if Gappy ends up being the villain and Joshuu was the Jojo of the part all along?","I thought we were discussing crazy theories, not completely legit ones" +How so?,"Oh, I forgot." +I'm worried about how much trouble we could cause this winter by just assuming a snowman's gender..,Did you just call it a snowman check your privilege you cis Scum +"I want to say that you're wrong and he won't leave;but with this news, the days are looking numbered, boys.",It's a hard reality to accept. +Driver Smashes a Car Blocking his driveway in the parking lot in China,I think he just didn't see the other car. +Liam Nissan,But what about Non-Stop though. +When you realize you just confessed to multiple felonies on hidden camera,What does the C stand for on his hat +"No, lost was a totally other problem. People spent time theorizing and guessing about what answer could possibly account for everything and tie it all together and in the end it was the biggest blanket cop out answer ever of well they're all dead duh which amounts to none of it was real which means you didn't really get any answers you cared about. Here it's very different",Maybe *everyone* in Westworld is a host? +I Said in a Thread a Few Weeks Back I Would Swap Lesnar Out on 2k17...Here You Go Wreddit,He deserves this more than that stupid idiot part-timer Brock Lesnar? +"Walking on the streets of Malaysia So I've been living in Australia for at least 2 years now and the major difference I see between AUS and MY is that the road are wider and more pathways for walkers. Not to mention zebra crossing and traffic lights. I don't think I ever feel my life is in danger whenever I cross the road in AUS. MY on the other, scares me even when I'm driving. I just want to know. How many of you actually walk to school/work/train station/grocery shopping etc ? Would you prefer it to stay this way? I feel that there's too many cars on the roads, which are too narrow.",Why walk when you can drive a proton? +"I'd see if you can get your console replaced if that's the case, that sounds like too much heat being generated by the ram. At the very least from my experience with computer hardware that sounds similar to what's happened to me before.",More likely to be running out of GPU than RAM. +come on if judgement did anything right it was maps and beast mode,You forgot to include the +"If you could remove one group of people from the Earth to make it a better place, which group would it be and why?",Religious people. +"I would have said yes before I tried it. I don't believe it is possible because the foundations of logic are completely different and that effects pretty much everything. It isn't about respecting choices it is about agreeing on them. And, that is very difficult; if not impossible.",So you mean you tried it and saw that it didn't work? +He belonged to al-Qaeda. That alone should have gotten him a bullet in the head.,He was detained for belonging to a terrorist group but not for any crime sounds good to me +"Oh, please. He was 59 years old. There's no excuse for what he said.","I dunno, I'd make up stories about raping a woman to impress a small, yet handsome man." +"I hope you're right, but that same hope was in 2012 when the consensus was that the national republican platform needed to be more inclusive and less focused on social issues.",Glad they learned their lesson +I guess sarcasm is that hard to detect over some text,Use this: +"Eh, he was pretty respected in before 2000 and had some good moments in 08.",Looks like you're forgetting about the Keating 5... +"Sleep is different, it's not as controllable as texting. People can be tired for a lot of reasons",And tiredness comes on so unexpectedly +I (yes) at this point assume you've given up trying to be serious.,No. +Problem unlocking? So I have enough warbonds for the Anti Tank Mine but I can't unlock it. Help?,How many warbonds do I need to unlock the game? +"Casey Hill is the son of Bob Hill, who was Swift's coach in Seattle for a while",Bob Myers was also his agent before. +"He had something like 15 alibis in 1985; he was pouring concrete in the afternoon, and then picked up the kids and the missus and drove to Green Bay to purchase goods, and has a receipt to prove it. On both occasions he's had plenty of witnesses or alibis, but these mean Jack Schitt when you have Manitowoc county willing to stoop to all kinds of lows to put the poor fella behind bars.","Best to use JS, if you don't want to get in trouble." +Pre-load only 4 gigs? Civ 5 was 7-8 Anyone puzzled by this? Perhaps rest of it will download at release but usually when I pre-load games on Steam it downloads whole thing.,Must be the lack of gritty realistic detail +"Best game to play as a necromancer? Hey guys, I'm getting a strong hankering for a good necromancer. So far Diablo 2 and this mod for torchlight 2 did pretty well, but I want to feel truly powerful, commanding tons of dead soldiers to destroy everything around me!!! Do you guys have any suggestions?",Realm of the Mad God. +Did anybody see this review that was posted a couple weeks ago?,"Well, that's discreet" +"How come the Dutch ambassador to Saudi Arabia, Tunisia, Mexico, Brazil, Colombia, Australia, Burma, Canada, Panama, Botswana, Zimbabwe, Ukraine, Belarus, Bosnia, Uruguay, or Jordan never winds up having an affair with one of the local women? Why is it only Asian women?",Because of True love +Couldn't they just make the rooms half the size? Seems like it would be equivalent to just running a wall through a shared room.,walls = expensive +You can tell you put a whole 5 seconds of thought into it.,Yes but it was 5 really long seconds... +He is like a subreddit simulator of some far right subreddits.,Someone should get on that so we can compare notes +I hate that fucking argument. What jobs will it hurt? We can't start millions of new jobs creating green energy and having to build that infrastructure? And who needs a job when you're dead.,"And the jobs created will be a wide variety or low, middle, and high skilled jobs which will easily make up the difference." +Armour bug fixes incoming...,It's their fault for not running an ES char +I think that european residents in UK will have working and living permit no matter what. That's confirmed by Theresa May,Because politicians never lie! +Is there a business I can take my PC to to have it cleaned? It's almost impossible to clean myself and would like a better alternative.,Like with a cloth? +why did they say its ironic that dak beat tom bradys record,Because only Tom Brady can do things that Tom Brady does +New NPC in Idyllshire sporting the PotD haircut!,Since when has queen been green? +I feel bad for his/her dad.,DID YOU JUST ASSUME THEIR GENDER? +But what does E.T. stand for? The national anthem.,"NO NOW HE CAN STAND, SIT OR KNEEL, JESUS GET WITH THE TIMES!" +Don't tell me how to live my life,"Never knew there was a 17th month, wow!" +Infinite Warfare beta will be open to all PS4 players this week-end,Now I just have to pretend that BF1 doesn't come out until the following weekend... +6.88f for kunkka players *Torrent cooldown increased from 10 to 16/14/12/10 * Ghostship Rum damage reduction changed from 50% to 40/45/50% why!?? why?????!!,What kind of pussy skills X Mark before level 10 when you have 600+ games on Kunkka? +"Of all the NFL related things that are constantly going on, I don't understand why the TV ratings are getting so much attention.",If only the games got this much attention +"yeah lol, the saddest part is that they were 1st and 2nd seed... I'm still wondering how splyce ended up in the eulcs final",Yeah tsm really stomped splyce xd +"Philippines: petty crime rate reduced by 10%, murder rate increased by 60%","So, is duterte's plan working?" +"Um, the number in the middle of your screen tells you how many people you're near.","I know that, but then again, do i have to count the people round me, instead of just looking at them, and see if they are affected by my aura or not?" +Good job man. We (test) knew that was going to be a super hard matchup so we threw the widows at it. There was a moment where we could have taken the advantage but unfortunately we failed to do so properly. gfgf and good job on the run. Its a shame we ended up in the same bracket because we never quite got another practice partner of the same quality as you after that.,"same for us m8, would have loved to get some more practices in with TEST." +My response from Imam at Zone Limitless,"yeah, that sounds reliable." +"This billboard recently went up along the highway in a largely Muslim community it Detroit. It reads, Donald Trump, he can't read this, but he's afraid of it.","black background and arabic, literally isis" +New Diamondbacks GM refuses to comment on Zack Greinke's future with the club... might he be a trade target for the Cardinals? Would you want him and his contract?,Well I'm sure we could convince the idiots in Arizona to cover about $200 million of that contract. +"Dak, Zeke, Dez","Oh, you mean *Rayne* Prescott?" +Technically yes. The best kind of yes.,as long as you pour the milk in before the cereal... +"What's some trivia about your head coach (or well known AC, I don't judge) that not many people would know? Chip Kelly was voted most athletic and best looking in his highschool yearbook. Adam sandler was a freshman at the same highschool while Chip was a senior. If Chip wasn't coaching he said he'd be a fireman. (Maybe that's why he came to SF. Why not do both?) What bit of trivia is there about your coach? *Rex Ryan uses color coded play calling sheets to help him with his dyslexia. He's quite the inspiration to kids everywhere showing them that you can still get where you want to go if you work hard enough at overcoming your obstacles.*",He's fat +Exclusive: China may give Filipino fishermen access to Scarborough,Thank you! +This guy added me on LinkedIn..,Seems like a classy dude +He is both. If he were a real saint he would not have run off to Russia to avoid his fate.,"Yep, why release more information and promote privacy, when a real saint would take a bullet to the brain or get tortured for a few years." +On Criticism and Supporting Your Team,I think it's too early to criticize fans who aren't critical. +"Extremist militias recruiting in fear of Clinton winning election, activists say",Didn't Obama take all their guns? +"2200: Crisis today as USN senators raged at the pulpit, claiming a CO2 shortage in the atmosphere threatened all energy production, and the only salvation would be a joint venture between overlogging and a return to coal and nothing but coal.",Those are the good old days: 2300: Crisis as there are human shortages cause everyone's busy having sex with robots +"It's just a really boring scandal. She basically took money from banks to give speeches about how banks are awesome and how they should give her more money. You'd fall asleep listening to that for 20 minutes. Trump at least has colorful scandals, more fitting a humor program.",oh ya these wikileaks emails and james o keefe vids are soooo boring +But at the same time she's done absolutely nothing in 30 years. Both all seeing and powerful evil controlling everything and completely inept and ineffective!,And don't forget she has brain damage from TBI. +"If we came from monkeys, then why are there still monkeys? If we came from dirt, then why is there still dirt?","Because you're stupid, that's why." +Bug fixes.,Was the bug not having Sombra in game +I got hungry just reading this,Sorry +Calais rape: Female journalist 'assaulted by refugees' at Jungle Camp,A small sacrifice in the noble cause of building a culturally diverse society. +I still don't see the connection between UB-02 Expansion and Gladion.,"They both have red, and we need this theory to be true!" +WikiLeaks says Kerry appealed to Ecuador to stop Assange,The most transparent administration in history. +Decided to put this on my forearm permanently!,Hooray for permanently defiling our bodies! +"Can we please be reasonable about this Chainsmokers/Halsey/Lady Gaga tweet incident? Drew clearly got hacked, you have to give him the benefit of the doubt here. He would get dropped by his label instantly if he actually said any of these things. It is possible for Drew and the hacker(s) to have control of his account at the same time. That happened a little over a month ago when Tyler, the Creator got hacked. I'm fairly sure that his apology tweet was real but the hacker still has control right now. No one's over, Chainsmokers and Gaga don't hate each other, both of them make pretty good music. So can we have a discussion in this thread that doesn't sound like stan Twitter?","But Closer is #1 and A-yo isn't, I need more reasons to hate The Chainsmokers" +Saudi Arabia: No country is more committed to fighting terrorism than us | The Independent,"Thanks SA, I had no idea" +You guys are ruining this for people that actually lost stuff.,"Yeah sorry, I didn't actually think they would give me 50'juggs" +Bigfoot possibly captured on video walking through a waterfall in Indonesia,The evidence is shocking! +Which things did live up to their hype?,No mans sky +Not only that but the burden has been moved from the very wealthy to the common folk,Compromise brah +What song is ruined after you find out what it means?,Macarena +"Weekly Trash Talk Thread - October 17, 2016 HERE YOU CAN GET RID OF ALL YOUR ANGER AND HATE. CAPS ON AND LET IT ALL OUT. JUST GET YOUR THIRD LUCIO PLAYER ICON DUPLICATE? GETTING PERMANENTLY KILLED BY THE MOST OP CHARACTER IN THE GAME? THERE'S TOO MUCH JUSTICE THAT RAINS FROM ABOVE? THIS IS THE RIGHT THREAD! PLEASE STILL BE CIVIL, AT LEAST A LITTLE!","FUCK EVERY PERSON I SOLO QUEUED WITH TODAY, YOU'RE ALL TRASH AND YOU SHOULD QUIT THE GAME" +What is something you did/buy that will make r/personalfinance cringe?,"Doing anything other than having a 2-year emergency fund, Contributing the max amount to your Roth IRA, Contributing to your 401k, having 0 debt at all, driving a 98 civic with 300k miles, and eating rice and beans every night." +"NASCAR Mexico Series acquires Peak sponsorship, will return with exhibition in December and resume racing in 2017",We got Mexico'd! +"I'm proud of my British and Scottish ancestry and no, the names don't need to change.","Oh, so you support genocide and you hate aboriginals." +"Hold my meat, I'm going in!",Ill pass on that buddy +"thats an oddly specific type of person there, and I find it funny you would think I would be such a person just because I don't get an aneurysm when I have to hear rattling windows for 45 seconds at a stop light.",Thanks for letting me know your thoughts a feelings +Went to the internet. Doesn't look any better for Trump. Should I go to the carrier pigeons?,"Hell no, pigeons have left wings, don't they?" +Apparently it was an accident. It was supposed to be a magic trick were he hits a bullet proof vest and resurrects but he failed and missed the vest.,"Yeah, I'd trust a vest with an AK-47." +My 100% Free-handed Ballora drawing!,ballordemort. +"When my husband farts in the shower and I'm there, I call it Joshwitz. Fucking grosssss.",Is his name Tony? +Local shops latest work,Everyone knows jet fuel can't melt brick! +"Donald Trump cannot read this, yet he's afraid of it. billboard on the outskirts of Dearborn, MI",It's so simple! +"My grandma does this too, and sometimes takes me out to lunch afterward, but half the time we go she ends up humiliating me by yelling at some poor employee for no reason or telling someone to go back to Mexico so it's usually not even worth it....","look, just because you came from mexico, doesn't mean she can't yell at you" +He should've tased him from a rooftop,He should have shot the weapon out of his hand. +How can I get sarted with hacking?,Buy an axe or hatchet fitting to your body size and strength and start hacking! +"Arizona? Was about to post this exact thing, except in my stake not my ward.",Idaho +I skipped a class to talk to a friend who told me he wanted to kill himself. I was given ISS and punished and the school didn't believe me when I told them why.,God forbid you help a friend +"If it doesn't burn your asshole on the way out, it ain't hot sauce.",Did the 4 horseman burger challenge in San Antonio; can confirm it was super spicy. +"Today I got told that being bi is basically being gay this was my first real experience with bisexual erasure in a directed capacity. I live in Australia and am extremely fortunate, so I was surprised that even over here this sentiment has spread over here too. I tried explaining that it was like saying omnivore was basically being vegetarian but he actually AGREED with that. I mean wtf",But bro you had a sexual thought about a guy bro that makes you 1000% gay bro. +Do you expect Blizzard to release stuff when it is daytime across all time zones at the same time?,Flat Earth confirmed +Horrible tattoo of twin towers Inside Job,Edgy +Flat Earth: More antonio,You can tell by the way Antonio speaks that he is not a sane person. +"FD, I think we can all agree that these QoL improvements must be implemented ASAP # PvP Keyboard shortcuts * T - Teleport. Any ship anywhere (saves all the tedious mucking about flying them). * G - Grief. Kill anyone carrying over ten tonnes of cargo near a CG. * K - Kill. Kill nearest ship (saves the grind of firing the weapons and goes straight to the 'splosion). * A - Annoy. Same as G but create a reddit link with vid of the victim exploding. * Z - Kill all sidewinders around Eravate. * S - Sulk. Slope off to play WOT/Eve for a month while still maintaining an active presence on reddit. * D - Demand. DEMAND FRONTIER DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. # PvE Keyboard Shortcuts * I - Immersion Off (toggle). Causes a voice to say Immersion Off, then Immersion On after you have stopped pressing it. * T - Tidy. * S - Scrub. * B - Bathroom. (T, S, B required before each refuel/repair). * CNTRL-SHIFT-N-M-O - Initiate refuel timer wait procedure. * E - Eat. * C - Crap. * N - Nap. * R - Reminder (Set SMS reminders for E,C,N when out of game). * G - Activate groinal attachment (VR). * L - Leave forever. Pay Frontier for infinite-premium-lifetime-backer-beta, uninstall Elite, re-install Elite. * D - Demand. DEMAND FRONTIER DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.",Won't happen because console players... ^ +"Clan war members should each get their clan level in gems upon war victory. But only members who use both their war attacks get the gems upon victory. This would provide added incentive to continue leveling up your clan after lvl 10, and the number of gems wouldn't be so high that it was game-breaking.","I think everyone should get 10k gems every week for free, and reduce cost to build troops and the time it takes." +Innerspeaker,good album +Do i go to heaven or hell as a vayne main that buys pinks ?,"Hell, pinks don't do damage." +"Any Doom 3 mods you'd suggest? Hello, I'm trying to configure my Doom 3 (original and the BFG edition) so I can go and have another run at it. I wish to know which mods you would recommend that I should try out as I wish to have the best experience available for this run please.",Duck Nukem Four Feathers of course! +the tag... tank skin... not really what you mean I think,he has problems penetrating the skin of other tanks....seems right to me +That's racist,"Don't be silly, we all know you can't be racist against white people!" +Tbf we didn't know or have any reason to expect a mini Lunala form to exist.,You'll never live this one down ! +"After seeing a bunch of grown men drunkenly sing Hail to the Redskins over and over in the parking lot of M&T Bank Stadium an hour after the game had ended, I can see why Stephen A Smith calls the Redskins loosers. Have some class and act like you've won a game before.",Ah yes because all other team's fans quietly return to their cars and drive home after winning. +Damaged my Strix 1080 (need help if possible),Apply some toothpaste. +Idk why they could not just fix hangouts.,"Because everyone *obviously* wanted a new app, did you know?" +Codename: Air Jordan,Were those all nipple spikes? +You're insane.,Your ad hominem certainly proved that +"People? In the beginning I had to learn most of my interactions with other people by rote rather than really understanding. Most of my school years were spent studying what everyone else was doing and trying to figure out what the fuck was going on. So many things just don't make sense. &nbsp; Like, ok - you'd think the most popular person would be the one who's nice, reliable, good, *best* - right? I mean, accounting for looks altering levels of evaluation a bit, and variable definitions of 'best', but still - being the best person would make you the *best* person... right? Not at all! The most popular best people are the ones that do little-bad-things regularly to others. Not big-bad-things, there's a line, but constant stream of little-bad-things. They trade pushing on one person's boundaries for the humor-gain and status-gain with the rest of the group to make a small-negative action into an overall big positive, while setting themselves higher than the person targeted, and then people - even the one targeted often! - instead of evaluating them individually by their own values and experiences - trust the group consensus as to the value of the person who just did a small-bad-thing to them. &nbsp; It's crazy. &nbsp; So I learned it. Group dynamics and working to group consensus pluses instead of just acting in a purely positive manner. Weird, because I thought everyone would have individual thoughts and opinions, and they do on one level, but that other group-thought level is there too, and more powerful of a influence than is talked about in media / shows / etc. &nbsp; So Relationships with one on one with someone should be way simpler, right? No 'mob mind' complications? It should totally be about what each person thinks and says and believes right? &nbsp; Oh my goodness no! The group-think is carried with people even when alone and even when it goes expressly against what they're saying or personally thinking. It still moves their emotions - except in very specific situations, people's emotions have almost nothing to do with what they verbalize! &nbsp; That made my mind explode. It made it explode again years later when I finally realized it applies to me as much as other people. I thought we made more sense, then I thought I made sense, then I realized nothing makes sense. &nbsp; A incredible level of decision making and processing happens on a non-verbal emotional level that is almost completely disconnected from the verbalized thoughts. What. The. Hell! &nbsp; So I learn to read emotions, you have to if you want to know what people actually are thinking rather than what they tell you they're thinking so you can interact with the reality instead of the belief.... &nbsp; But then people get mad at you if you react to their feelings instead of their words! Seriously! &nbsp; Fuck, you cannot win. If you interact with what they say, then the feelings eventually actually control their actions and you've been doing everything wrong (because you believed their words.) If you interact with their feelings they feel good in the moment but then can get upset later for not listening to what they *said* they wanted and giving them what they actually wanted. It's disrespectful to do what works and what they actually want if they said something wrong, you're supposed to do that instead. Except then you do the wrong thing and it doesn't work and they don't like it. You really can't win. It's not even a tight rope, where there's a line of success somewhere weaving through it - there is literally no right thing to do with some people. They're words are so contrary to their emotions that you *cannot* win. &nbsp; If you're lucky enough to find someone who at least overlaps their thoughts and their emotions, it's still an insane tight rope balance where you hold everything they're feeling in mind, while listening to everything they say, and then, depending on what you want, somehow help (not *make!* only help!) that mess come to some sort of resolution that is in agreement with actual actions... &nbsp; BUT! Of course, if they do something they want to do (emotionally), and that we've talked about enough that they think makes sense on the verbal / conscious level, and they then go through with it and enjoy it and *you'd think this would be a positive experience* - but it's not *necessarily* because their actual evaluation of their own experiences depends on how their peer group views it after the fact! Not their own feelings, thoughts or actual experience! &nbsp; So even if you magically find a person who makes some sense, weave the impossible magic of getting everything in alignment and do something that works... the objective reality of having done something wonderful can be completely re-determined to be bad by the way it's viewed by others later. One phrasing, or summary of the experience by a low order friend or acquaintance after the fact in a negative light can retroactively make something bad! &nbsp; This is high school. &nbsp; *Some* people get more in tune with their actual (emotional) wants and needs as time passes and become less irrational as a whole, which is wonderful, I love those people - even if they don't want the things I think are good, if they're verbalization matches their internal motivations - then at least they make some sense. But there are tons of adults who just... never line up. &nbsp; I do not get it. Figure your shit out, line it up, choose what you want and listen to your self and make your choices. If you fuck up, try again. My head hurts just thinking about all the other approaches.",Could you elaborate a little more? +No Chelsea fan with any sense hates Mourinho.,Wait don't you know he ruined us and almost relegated us? +Hundreds of Jewish Journalists Get Anti-Semitic Threats on Twitter,Clearly they were Clinton plants who were pretending to be white supremacists +RAID NIGHT... so I thought,I cannot up vote this for its not named Titan Siva. +"What gets me is no knock warrants can be granted for the WRONG house, yet an arrest warrant can't be produced for someone with documented reports of stalking","He was just threatening his wife, it's not like he had a few grams of weed in his home." +Idiot fights spaghetti and loses...,"What a bitch, he didn't even make it" +Tasmanian devils developing immune response to contagious face cancer,Evolution isn't real. +I'm guessing this was probably actually in Vermont or North Dakota given the high rates of gun ownership there. Dude probably just mislabeled the video.,as a vermonter.. LOL i appreciate teh +Joc's slashing .269/.367/.462 in the postseason and had an RBI double and sb last night so...,hes talking about Peterson not Pederson. +"Let's talk about the British Cruisers being instantly deleted Light cruisers who take hits from a Battleship should be in serious trouble, no argument there. But are the British cruisers just **too** vulnerable to it? Beyond gameplay balance and fun. I'm predominantly a CL player, with at least T6 in every tree and most of the Premiums to boot, so I'm used to being squishy, and I'm used to CL play style and dodging battleships - but for the first time I feel like a series of ships are unreasonably easy to blow up: they get blown up absolutely instantly and it stops being fun to play. I get that the gameplay of CL's is to avoid getting too much attention from Battleships, but it's literally impossible to avoid enough attention with a British cruiser as is needed: especially when, as far as I can tell, angling does literally nothing to help other than making a couple of shells miss due to dispersion. I've given them a chance until T6 so far, hoping things improve, but I'm halfway to the Fiji and things just aren't getting better. The Leander (T6) takes more damage from T5 battleships than the Mikhail Kutozov (T8) takes from the Yamato or Montana (T10s). So, are British cruisers just a bit too squishy, meaning you cannot make **any** mistakes? I feel like they're intended to be glass cannons, but they don't have the damage for that either, so you just end up with the glass part. I don't mind High risk, high reward gameplay, but the British cruiser line just doesn't have the high reward to go with the high risk Discuss?",RN Cruisers have replaced the Pepsi as the number 1 focus fire target. +"I'll give you an add, what time zone?",Eastern. +Can't stand having north up. Track up ftw!!,Found the guy who reports X miles south of field when coming from the north. +That they didn't care to hear a professor talk about BLM which is completely understandable,Yeah learning about current race relations in a cultural anthropology class seems insane +"The military industrial complex makes a whole lot more sense when you realize that to fight a war, you need to have a war machine. And right only something like six countries have war machines capable of fighting a war. Those six countries can basically dictate who fights who.","yeah, which is why we waste money on things that generals don't even want, but I guess that makes sense" +"Yeah, no point in having a conversation with some one who thinks that good congressman should be forced out of office non-democratically so that newbies can be voted in who don't have a full grasp of their job and rely on listening to lobbyists and advisers.","Yes, because we only have good congressmen who always put the American people first" +"You can now join up to 25 Clubs in Preview on Xbox, up from 10.",Will this or Miracast make it out of preview first? +"My grandfather, mid 70s on his home-chopped motorcycle.",Hee looks good for being in his mid seventies +"So this was the car from the end of the Grand Tour trailer, right?",No that one was red +"Yes, and the pump can be used as a shot glass.",man LAN parties are going to be a lot more fun now +It wasn't the picture they complained about; there was a caption underneath saying to be a soldier in the jungle requires a sense of humour. It does seem rather ill-conceived - it implies having black skin is supposed to be funny.,"Or they might be talking about wearing full face paint (you know, the content of the photo)... but nahh, they probably just racist." +Muslim women's group inundated with hate mail after endorsing Hillary Clinton,Oh yea that'll get them voting Trump alright! +Never a doubt.,"Wow, you must be a misogynist." +If you guys could chill for a minute that would be cool.,Can you please explain wtf you're on about m8 +I've always agreed with Adam on this subject and never get tired of hearing him talk about it.,When has Ace mentioned anything like this? +Finally got my upgrade!,Your pc is upside down! +"I keep hearing that it's only the conspiracy charges they were acquitted of and that there are other charges that are still pending. Can anyone confirm this? I know the Bundys go on trial in Nevada next year, but I don't see any other mention of additional charges for Oregon's occupation.","There's another set of defendants awaiting trial, but the likelihood of them getting a different verdict is low, unless the prosecutor realizes there overreach and changes the charges to something more reasonable." +Ivanka Trump: I expect my father to concede if he loses,"You're dad doesn't care what you think, woman" +"2 Years Ago, #FullMcintosh Declared #Gamergate Dead And He Was Completely Right!","Damn we're two years behind schedule, which of our racist, sexist, neo-nazi group of rapists allowed this to happen?" +Yep. Because new software or updates never happen,right and no one can learn them because the keyboards are just the same. +r/cringe been in a bit of a drought. This is fix I needed.,Oh you didn't like the self story with the dude and his beer spillage........ +Is he... sexualizing breastfeeding? What about little girls? Whose breast was I supposed to suck?,"You're supposed to suck your dads dick, duh." +How USA's population fits into Africa,"Misleading, that's actually an area the size of Greenland" +"No, I'm implying that IMO they are two opposites of a spectrum. Put together the combination works.","They may be on opposite ends of the spectrum, but they're still on the spectrum." +Presidential debate: Donald Trump says he should've won an Emmy,his defining moment +But there's only some 318 million,Excuse him he meant undocumented Americans as well. +Probably intentional,probably +"I like the idea of having it in the sideboard! I was just thinking about whether or not I would like it over a Dispel, say, in a control mirror, and I think having an additional few points of damage might help a little.","It's also worth noting that its ability can't be countered, except by a Summary Dismissal." +"Kids will get good chocolate at my place this year, plus we also have some smaller bags of chips, and othe chocolate. First year we are trying these full sized one, so only have the one box",Can you share your method of getting candy with the friendship centre? +So now Mike Pence is falling in line with Trump re: We shall see if he will accept the election results. Question: When did media bias become a reason to dispute election results?,Since RACE WARRRRRRRRRRR YEAH CIVIL WAR 2.0 WOO MAGA +That's not even a kid's movie,"It's got animation, so it's for kids." +Didn't SpaceX land a Falcon 9 recently? Where was the tsunami?,We got mathew for that one +It takes like 2 days to get a unit to 5* 80 if you put them through ADV EXP Vortex solo. Definitely not end game.,I didn't think she'd be able to survive that +Helps prevent hangovers too,Hangovers can lead to being lazy and eating greasy fast food...this guys onto something! +Its true,Air-cooling is less dangerous tho +New Teslas will have an Nvidia Titan onboard.,"Shoulda went with AMD, no need for separate heater" +I don't mind Scott leaving just because I think the all-guys alliance being evicted back-to-back is hilarious,then we should have jason and justin afterwards so only the girls are left +Works in Portugal though. Maybe he has a vendetta against cold countries.,"Haha, perhaps he does." +"I'm curious, why do you think extra Cannons would be a good thing?",Because we need more siege obviously. +"So yes, it was bullshit. QLD should sue climate alarmists personally for supporting lies that place our tourist industry at risk.",Did these alarmists sneak out one night and paint the coral white? +Double up on the hot wires means you double up on the brightness. I thought everyone knew this,The bulbs last twice as long too! +r/politics is just a Hillary bot now,"You are a bot, that eats dog shit" +Talon is Jump in Filipino. Talon now literally jumps over walls. Just noticed it's sort of a pun that works in my native language. Thanks Phreak. Any non-english puns you guys have?,"Talon is house's in Finnish, so maybe Talon is actually a construction worker?" +Nobody respects women more than me.,Because every woman's name is Hillary Clinton. +"The networks are going to call the election for Hillary by about 10PM Eastern after frigging Kentucky goes blue. Trump will be up all night tweeting nonsense about having won the election, that the election was rigged, that Hillary shouldn't have been allowed to run, that he deserved that Emmy, and that his hotel is the best hotel that's ever been built in a Post Office in DC. The one thing he won't do: concede the election. He won't call Hillary. He won't make a concession speech. He's going to mope around, claim the system is biased, then tweet that Bill Clinton is a rapist. Wednesday will go by, then Thursday, then Friday. He will never actually concede. He's going to spend most of 2017 making speeches that Hillary isn't actually the President because she shouldn't have been allowed to run. He'll say that fraud in the inner cities of Chicago and Philadelphia stole the election, even though he lost Georgia and Missouri and barely hung on to Kansas. It's up to the Republican Party to protect the Constitution and forcefully rebuke the small handed vulgarian. It's either that, or they bring the temple down on their heads because their terrible nominee failed to live up to a single expectation.",You can bet your hands that a lot of the GOP is busy trying to figure out how this will be good for them (and to hell with what it does to the country). +A new fucking mario game?!?!?!?!,Totally wasn't expecting to see a Mario game on a Nintendo console. +And the battery life. All of this portability is great until it can only run Skyrim for 30 minutes without a dock.,Yeah because Nintendo's battery are soo bad +"Close, longitudinal v7's.","wow, what crazy Japanese tech!" +Ending cutscene...sort of....I guess,And the Kino Poster right? +What are you talking about there's no skill to soccer other than rolling on the ground crying like a baby flopping? Bolt would whoop your ass in soccer,You dropped this: +"Business don't want to pay living wages, so they hire illegals instead of legal residence. Illegals knows they will get a job, thats why they come here. If businesses stop hiring illegals, they will not be able to afford anything here, and they will stop coming.","Yes, and if we would just massively cut corporate tax already, then they would surely hire Americans instead with all that extra money" +IAE single as of now?,"No, you're the only single reddit user." +List of things that disappoint me about the Nintendo Switch.,It still has a headphone jack. +uhh well i remember them explaining that the guy the chick was watching over was brain dead and professor x talked about being able to transfer his mind to someone else so i kinda just put two and two together,"It was his brain dead twin, basically." +What is the most socially unacceptable thing you find completely ok?,Reposts +Oh yeah probably not. My school was alllllll about traditions.,"It was widely rumored that our principal was in the KKK, if that counts as a tradition." +Muting doesn't prevent you from losing because of teammates who are more interested in playing you their mixtape and you can't kick someone if they queue with a friend.,Sometimes the mixtape is so fire that everyone needs to hear it +Hillary Clinton Just Kickstarted a Debate about 'Dozens of Toddlers' Who Kill People with Guns,"She's not taking my toddlers guns, that's for sure." +"I don't know if I'd call it a GOOD problem per se. But that's just because Jack is the future of the MLB position and game reps are valuable. He'll get good experience at the OTTO but if he's the heir apparent to Poz, then I say let him play MLB and take his lumps learning. But I'm just being picky at that point",He needs to get better at covering wideouts TBH +Why nobody takes baby boomer seriously,"Separate schools, giving up seat to white men, being lynched for looking at a white woman, yeah, as a black man, I'd sure love to go back to those days." +So you want Trump instead?,"Yes because its either Donnie the Rapist or Hillary for Prison, no other people to vote for, none..." +"Ooooh, hopefully its dark! not that i'm gonna get them anyways, but still a person can dream.","Please no, I'm trying to save my crystals and I don't think I'm strong enough to resist this Beato if she is Dark." +It's supposed to be 98 in Phoenix today. WTF?,Ehh it`s dry heat.I had to wear a jacket this morning.. +Can anyone suggest some HDD recovery software?,You should try spinrite +"Shit first week, what do I do now?",I think it's time to give up and accept the fact that you're going to be a computer addict for the rest of your life. +Well I was there that night. Shit was off the muthafuckin' chain.,Prove it. +How is that equal? One won rookie of the year the other one didn't,WHOOOSHHH +"Donald Trump wants to be president of all Americans except for... Gays, blacks, jews, muslims, atheists, women, latinos, those with a college degree, disabled people, Paul Ryan and I'm starting to believe Mike Pence.",Make Germany great again! +What an arrogant and condescending comment coming from him!,I am COMPLETELY shocked! +"Gun sales have not been restricted in the least in 8 years. In fact, the gun industry is still making record profits. Abortions on the other hand have been restricted in many places. Those places being ran by Right Wingers who think it's their moral objective to tell others what to do with their bodies. Oddly enough there is still plenty of counties in states where Anti-Gay laws have been voted in. Just for those counties to ignore not only the law of the state. But the ruling of the Right Wing controlled SCOTUS. No one is getting arrested for violating both state and federal law. Seems you should be happy. Instead you want to cry about things that have not even happened. Seems Obama did a great job by your definition. Too bad you can't get past that whole him being black with a odd name thing.",Forgot that some people can't detect sarcasm without the +"It sucks that there was no way to track your progress. I do not have the dog tag, but was pretty sure I met the requirement, but not certain I hit 10 hours.","You could track your hours at least, but yeah, days you couldn't." +Don't take it personally. Fag marriage acceptance can be broken down by generational lines. The fact that millennials support it more than than previous generations shows the success of subversive Jewish influence in academia and Hollywood. This isn't even a controversial opinion. Jews come right out and admit this.,"Come on man, feel the love bruh" +Don the con refuses to lose. It's never his fault. He's never wrong. Everything he does is perfect and he never apologizes. He's a sociopath.,Hey he apoolle a gized on snl +"No way we can afford him. It will already be tough enough to keep everyone else, that alone will require moving Orpik. Only way to keep Oshie is to let go Mojo and most likely another piece.",Sounds like a win-win +Creeeeeeeepy Crawlers,Used to make fishing lures out of these things +Probably a libcuck mod.,Ohhhhh sick burn bro! +"But he knows more than the generals. Have you even seen his IQ? It's near the top of the curve, but I hear it leans left.",Everyone knows the top of the curve is the best because it's the highest up! +"He's certainly trying, but I don't think his game is good at all. I can't see either side right now taking him far.","You act like this divide will be the whole season, Scott's campaign speech was probably the best thing he could have done possible, but I'm sure he's just an idiot for not going to the HOH and throwing everyone UTB" +Joe Biden Says Trump Is Too 'Stupid' to Understand 'Damage He's Done',Biden told Americans to fire a shotgun in the air.... yeah he is smart. +Idk if you're joking or not but that would be awesome if it were possible.,Let's start a petition +"It's not like it wouldn't be an interesting story to tell. No matter what direction the game takes, I trust R* to do an A+ job on the story like they always do. Me personally, I hope we get a Herbert Moon backstory. I would love to ride through the west cleansing it of Jew filth.* *Not racist, just a good role-player.","Is rasict, is bad roleplayer" +I'm sure being traded to Pittsburgh had nothing to do with that...,yeah if he got traded to Torontotheh would have won the cup +"Wait, are you saying it's Obama's fault that kids aren't fucking? Or that he's responsible for the situation in Europe caused by refugees from the Middle East? It rained a lot here this week, should I presume Obama was behind that as well?","Certainly Obama s fault that Europe has to deal with the refugee crisis, aka cleaning up the mess left behind by the Republicans wars destabilising the entire region...." +"If you have to brag about having sex, you probably aren't really having it. What a delusional fuckstick.",SAYS YOU MY PENIS IS IN ALL KINDS OF VAGINAS AND ONLY LESBIANS WOULD DECLINE MY ROD! +To reiterate: which crimes?,All of them. +If you're on xbox I'll play with you,"Playstation 4 user, sorry :/" +"Crafting elemental battlestaff animation please! And elemental battlestaff graphic redesign. Can we have an animation forplacing charged elemental orbs on staffs/battlestaffs? Also, it would be cool to have a unique design for each element- fire, air, water, and earth.","Sorry, would devalue the 25k battlestaves I have already made" +Is there something wrong with a sense of nostalgia?,Some people just complain about *everything* +"I just wish it had been brought up during the debates. Another thing I was telling my buddy that I was upset about was the whole Benghazi thing. That whole affair, and Hillary's involvement in it, pissed me the fuck off. My buddy tells me, it's a dead horse, let it go. Honestly, he's right. She fucked up, severely. Of course her buddies on the hill aren't going to find her guilty of anything. Even if you go with the simplest explanation, that she was irresponsible, that alone should bar her from ever holding office again.",What's wrong with running military operations in Libya without telling the DoD? +"Poll: Clinton, Trump deadlocked in Georgia","See, Trump is winning battleground states!" +If only said feature allowed us to ban 2 more gods :/,If only it allowed us to ban 15 gods each. +Said he was disgusted at lack of compassion and racism directed towards migrants. Twitter and The Sun didn't take it well.,What else should you expect from a 'leftie luvvie'? +Universities crack down on offensive Halloween costumes at campus parties,Maybe it's so that a real terrorist can't get in claiming 'it's just a costume' ... +"I like QTpie's youtube videos, but I find that a slippery slope that he is able to just skype a Rioter and get the problem fixed. If it happened to me it would take a month minimum to reach someone via e-mail.",yea you are definitely not very intelligent. +"Fair enough, but it's worth repeating to people that if you're not in a swing state there is _literally no reason_ not to vote your conscience. Like literally zero reason at all.",Just like brexxit right +Thank you so much!! Mille Grazie per il tuo aiuto! I'm just a bit confused...chosen for what?,"To be featured in the commercial/be part of the promotion, I guess" +Things got out of hand,"Look at this noob, hasn't even got 100 hours." +Is this a joke? Linux isn't exactly known for smoothly integrating new hardware or software.,I think it can be - in some instances of very small values of 2 or very large values of 1. +"But then again, if they took out the touch screen, it would save battery and money. Wii U touchscreen is basically pointless, it's all about the gyro controls.",Super Mario Maker wasn't a success at all. +"LPT: If you ever drop an egg on the floor, try to make sure you dropped a frying pan in the exact same spot at some point prior to that","If you drop an egg on the floor, use a straw to slurp it up!" +Porque si estas en contra de esta estupidez sos un machista violento de genero asesino de mujeres misogino. Asi esta la politica hoy en dia. Ojala nos tiren una bomba atomica.,Y violador. +"Never, ever, ever tell anyone the specifics for this. This is your gold, hold on to it dearly.",TELL ME THE STORE +Giants Kicker Josh Brown Gets Only 1-Game Suspension For Abusing Wife 20+ Times,Good to see we have some consistency in punishment and rulings aren't completely arbitrary. +What actor perfectly matched the character they portrayed?,Ben Kingsley - Gandhi +"I used illegal immigrants in my example, not refugees. You should spend less time looking for logical fallacies and more time reading the comment you're responding to thoroughly. I'm making fun of the fact that there are citizens in America that actively encourage the dissolution of national borders as some sort of payback fantasy because of what happened in the past to Native Americans.",Wow refugees vs illegal immigrants makes such a big difference in the context of our conversation! +Sweden here. Twitter is down. Reddit is accessible. Something's afoot.,Reddit is accessible.. Thanks for letting us know :P +What If a woman is running at you with a knife and you have no escape route? Let her stab you so you don't inflict your privilege?,"Of course, you wouldn't want to hurt her by resisting being murdered." +See It: Trump hires teen because she's beautiful in 2007 speech,"'This would be like my form of alcoholism' clearly stating that he is addicted to beautiful women and cannot control his urges around them, first step to recovery right?" +Trying to make A/R Collections a little more fun and creative could help get those past-dues in a little faster! Thought I'd help inspire my fellow receivers in this sub!,Do all the CPA's here even know what a collection call is? +"Replace switch with Wii, Xbox one with 360, and PS4 with PS3. Article still reads correctly. This is something Nintendo has done for 3 console generations now. Also the millennial crowd is less likely to buy a TV? That's news to me. Having cable TV, sure, but a lack of a TV is pretty out there.",You know there is nothing like kicking back on the couch and watching Netflix on your iphone. +British pathe News have a colourised Documentary about the 1916 rising,pathetic +"Because 1gram of water is 1cm^3 of water and has a density of 1kg/l. 1 liter of water weighs 1 kg. It's conversion that's simpler, not the scale of individual units",I think you missed the +"**The title is completely wrong.** Those measurements are done with muons from cosmic rays - the researchers did not produce the muons, they measured those which went through the pyramid anyway.",Well color me surprised. +"Hey, they get what they want. Provided that all costs for the project (including overtime) comes directly out of their group's cost center. They want a T3 line? SURE! Their group budget can pay for it, not mine.",It shouldn't be that expensive... Just a couple more T's.... +"If the mom is cut in half like that, why don't they just pull the baby out of the side?",That's called a c-section! +Nobody on the Internet understand what subtle means,That's ironic! +Blog: the appreciation journal -- 20 October 2016,"To be honest if i didn't know who wrote this, it could have actually been a bit inspiring." +I want a jersey cow for Christmas!,Chris Christie already dropped out of the race. +I think this will make you stand out of the crowd. Guaranteed to attract cops,"Wow, what an exciting day they had!" +I won't watch but I don't get the venom here. They have reality shows about chicks becoming NFL cheerleaders and football fans are not babies about it.,But cheerleading is a sport bro! +Best spots for drifting and racing,Groat road? +Because... Swearing to never do it actually erases the problem. Amirite?,found the sexist abuser! +"What product is so well produced by one company that there's either no chance of any other company making a comparable product, or it's just not worth their effort to try?",Texas Instruments' TI-84... Soooooooo complex +"What will happen to w10m if HP quit? Read the news about NYPD upg to w10m on their 640 it got me thinking. With Lumia winding down HP is the last big OEM that make w10m, what if HP quit? We seen it before with Palm Pre(there are things webos still did better than w10m) I won't be surprised if it happen again. After HP whos left? Acer? Even if NYPD or others wanted to buy in there will be nothing to buy. A $200 640xl is alot cheaper than $700 x3. If people's 950 die there is nothing to replace with even if they love W10M. Not a neg post but something that can really happen in the near future.",Surface Phone confirmed +"Don't be dumb, the switch has a headphone jack.",And an amazing camera +This is bullshit. MBTI is a *great* tool when recruiting for roles. However it should never be the only tool you use. IQ tests are great too. Now commence the shitstorm...,Yeah but IQ tests aren't useful more than two SD from the mean and that's where you want to recruit from right? +Worked fine with my digital copy.,NO SHIT ! +Flip the Senate and make this election mean something.,Because the Dem party totally has our backs. +"He has been playing Ashe for six years. Played her since Season 1 and even though she's changed a lot the one thing that stayed the same is that ult, which he absolutely fucking perfected in game 2.",Casey is this you? +Are people no longer required to don their Sunday best before dialing into the internet? What has this world come to?,You have to be on your best behavior. +#**Call of Duty: Index Warframe** **Pre-order the Call of Duty: Index Warframe Legacy and Digital Deluxe Editions to get access to Call of Duty: Modern Warframe Remastered!*** **Call of Duty: Modern Warframe Remastered is not available as standalone content*,"Tuh, I'm only preordering for Modern Warframe Remastered, Index Warframe is going to be yet another space title and therefore will be shit." +That moment when the servers are down,Nice seeing fellow STALKERs playing BF1 +"My girlfriend lost 100 lbs. and I want to do something nice for her... My girlfriend hit her goal yesterday at Weight Watchers of 100 pounds lost. She's worked extremely hard for the past couple years and I want to do something nice with her tonight. We already have a dinner planned for a later date with her family at Sotto, but I want to do something with her now. It doesn't have to be a restaurant, but can be, just maybe not quite as nice as Sotto. Any suggestions?",Probable take her to Mc Donald's right? +I work in childcare. Little boy fell over outside and scraped his face. Nothing too serious but his parents brought in a helmet and asked to make sure he wore it at all times while outside.,That kid's definitely not gonna get picked on. +Murray having a game for the ages 0-8 fg 4 TO 2 fouls 13 minutes,Defs should be starting him over Mudiay +"Your body can build a maximum amount of muscle in a given time frame, lets say for the sake of it that you can build a pound of muscle a week maximum, just for arguments sake. You eat enough extra calories to build that pound of muscle (roughly 3500 a week) and that is it, that's all.",how am i suppose to consume just 500 calories a week? +3 U.S. States Turn Down Russian Requests to Monitor Elections,"Let cash strapped localities handle elections, what could possibly go wrong?" +Never got suspended or had a dick pic leak either,"last part is unfortunate, isn't it?" +More women are voting early in key battlegrounds: report,clear evidence the election is rigged +Randle is a Bust,where's the +# #justdestinythings,At least we were hanging out in a trendy bar this week... +"If The Civilian goes away, I'm going to write off New Zealand as a lost cause.",Just like we all died when we ran out of Marmite eh? +"Is this game dead or something? Not sure if i'm doing something wrong but this is the only MMO that has combat I actually enjoy, but I see hardly any other players. Is this a game that starts at level cap or am I just doing something wrong.","The few level'ers are buzzing through solo (since most things have been nerfed and the new classes are OP) and the rest are afking in Highwatch or Velika - err I mean, the rest are participating in the *real* Tera endgame xD" +He was that kid on Hey Arnold who was scared of germs.,Cid? +Would you say that those Tasmanians are quite the devils?,"Quite the sheep actually, considering thats all they shag" +"Sickening, right?",if I wasn't a white male myself I'd spit in your general direction because of youre totalitarian racist beliefs that come inherently with your white skin. +import taxes for EU customers.every item is 50 more euros. Even hi rez has a eu store for merch.Blizz can mail from the offices in France.,But but... remember they might not have the resources to do that! +"Well, time to start street skating","Yep, that was what i had in mind lol, and i could do both :D" +"1. They were on regular sea trials. 2. Knowing Japan is planning some attack across the entire Pacific doesn't help you much. The island chains are massive, and there's plenty of resources they desperately needed across the other side towards Indonesia, indochina and the British raj. 3. Why not? Aside from the British attack on the Italian fleet at anchor (pretty much the inspiration for pearl harbour) the use of carrier born naval bombers for port strikes wasn't really recognised, Japan's air arm was also vastly superior, and underestimated, relative to the us fleet air arm and it wasn't an attack that the Americans would either have planned or been able to pull off imo. They simply didn't even see it as a possibility. 4. 30 year old capitol ships doesn't mean all that much, the design of battleships hadn't completely abandoned the dreadnaught oval hull design in favour of the rain droplet seen later in things like the Montana. Retrofits really did leave those ships as very valuable assets. More over, at the time American naval doctrine was still based around the traditional capitol fleet with the battleships at its heart, which just got crippled. As far as I remember the ships that could replace them were anchored on the opppsite coast, in bases vaguely around Washington. So to get replacements you have to get those capitol ships up to combat readiness, put together and escor fleet, steam it down to panama, then steam it across half of the Pacific. Was 15-20 knots, that's a very long time, and if Japan can strike at pearly harbour indiscriminately why not the Panama Canal? They didn't, and couldn't as it turned out, but America didn't know that. Basically, I disagree with your entire premise. Pearl harbour was a massive blow to the us navy and its strength in the Pacific at that time. It was a surprising attack for everyone on a strategic level and the absence of aircraft carriers was nothing but dumb luck.",Found the shill. +My wife made this JS-Duck for me,I see you like Windows and IntelliJ. +I think Dominos were high when they came up with this slogan...,Dominos diversity campaign? +"Yeah, this shop in Hong Kong is still selling Samsung Galaxy Note 7 at a special price.",Because all of the explosion cases in Hong Kong were caused by external heat rather than device/battery defects. +"So.... (in low whisper) can we maybe get a pornhub app or something? Because Xbox likes apps right? Since I can check my fb, twitter, one drive, etc. all from my Xbox, which is so great, there's one last...necessity... of mine lacking from my now go-to device for everything.",Because we as a society don't have enough ways to watch porn... +Not sure what they're going to do but I have feeling we're all going to spend more money.,But I'm already spending money on Brave Exvius! +"funny how hitler isn't in the lineup, got something to tell us grandma? You don't recognize the most horrific fascist dictator of all time as evil?",Did you miss the far right picture? +They all want to adopt Karl-Anthony Towns and Kristaps Porzingis,And Lil' Bow Wow +"Yeah I went solo in April and it was my first PAX. I had so much fun. With that said, I wouldn't be opposed to a board game night or something ahead of PAX to meet people. Any excuse to play games is a good one :P","I definitely wanna try going to some kind of board game night, they sound like a lot of fun and good way to get social" +Anyone else think the one with black hair looks like noel fielding,"I think she looks like Joan Jett, but idk" +Teddy Roosevelt Explains Trump's Position On Immigration,Ugh so racist +"Even worse, that spy agencies probably filled with young hackers, are too dumb to make creative names like Guccifer. I mean just think of how creative these suits are: Jester... Two-face... Riddler... Poison Ivy... Harley Quinn... I mean all original hacker names.","Those places are filled with old fuddy duddies that don't know about Gucci, Gucci Mane or...Lucifer." +But what if they set a trap card? What then?!,MST negates +I came forward more than a month ago asking If you guys needed help with CSS or anything but I never received an answer. I'm sorry but there's a different reason you added these people....,I believe you ... but for the sake of disclosure can you share a screen cap of the message you sent? +America has lost its way.,"Oh yea, religious extremism and cult behavior are brand new in america!" +What are you supposed to listen?,not popmusic +Pitbull munching on his own foot,What a vicious breed +Love in the time of chlamydia,What a plonker. +Huge Losers don't go on to lead jack shit.,And that's why David Duke was never heard from again! +"Watchmen. I fucking hate that movie, its so edgy and stupid.",Totally boring action and effect packed movie. +What.,Python +Fraud and The Election What if The Donald is a shill? Every bit of evidence says he is running down the GOP deliberately. He is an insider working for the left and using Putin to do it. It's got false flag written all over it. How else can we explain his staggeringly stupid performances and his manipulation of the media to make him look so bad?? We have to get more evidence.,You forgot the +"Eating the competition. Does anybody else do this? Each week on game day, my wife and I eat the local cuisine of the opposing team. This year, so far: Tennessee: Biscuits and gravy Green Bay: Cheese plate Carolina: Shrimp and grits New York: NY style pizza Houston: Barbecue pulled pork This week: Philly Cheese Steak! Can't wait for next week. DEEP DISH PIZZA!!! Any suggestions for Detroit? Or any of the rest of the schedule? SKOL",I'm interested in what you'll make for the second Detroit game! +"That what happens when you try to do maths in less than half a second, when it should really take longer for this complex of an equation",forgot your +"Honestly, this is why you shouldn't give Walmart your money. They don't pay their people enough to make them give a fuck, and as a result, they don't. Go elsewhere. Buy the game over PSN, or switch to PC like an adult :)",I really hope you meant to put a +"Disclaimer: my employer owns Saueressig. What I know is what I've read in the trades. Saueressig is using rotogravure to make the magic happen. Roto is a modified intaglio process that uses etched, solid steel cylinders instead of a plate. Cylinders are *extremely* expensive. Exact costs vary depending on size and quality but generally prices run anywhere from $1000-1800 for a high quality cylinder. That price is *per color*. It's not uncommon for a set of cylinders to run well over $10k once you factor in all charges. There's really no way those costs make sense unless they're amortized over a large press run. tldr; you're not going to be printing business cards this way.","Well, thanks for shattering my dreams" +"Pornstar claims based Daddy invited her to his hotel room, kissed her and two other girls without asking, and then offered her $10K for ''alone time.'' This one doesn't even try to feel believable.",They all have to read from a script... real believable +And the winner of meatiest tuck is....,"20% sexy, 80% disgusting..." +TIL there is proof Russia hacked Hilary's unprotected email server.,Well show us the blog. +that sounds like you're building a structure... there's a bit more to it to build an effectively functioning school,"Yeah, like HVAC and plumbing" +"This assumes that consumers will know which businesses are bad actors. If history has taught us anything, it's that businesses can excel at hiding illicit behavior.",I should have put +My wife's first attempt at painting pumpkins. They came out ok.,Eh they're aight. +"AT&T to buy HBO, CNN, and the rest of Time Warner for more than $80 billion",This can only end well. +Holy oversaturated market,Ya but they only release like 10 pairs every colorway so it evens out +How to sew a missing button onto a shirt.,What is a shirt? +Can i wear my 22 instead please?,Why would you even wear that many jerseys anyway? +A++ very entertaining post. Full of content.,This is why we need a new Brisbane subreddit. +"I agree they should have gone to the police sooner. But they didnt, and the room was still bugged so bugging rooms isnt a big thing to you?","It is a big thing, but the timing of sending it to the police is also pretty suss." +But she atleast actually finished her schooling.,"Unless you're asking for a Master's in Education (and most ministers, Shadow or otherwise are lacking a higher degree in their subject), I don't see how achieving A-levels or GCSEs is vital compared to experience accrued in the work-place." +"I wish the favourites bar was double the size. That way I would be able to put all my favourite heroes there, as of right now some of them feel excluded and are sad :(",too many favorite heroes slots will be confusing. +I fought in Gaza 2014.they would strap suicide vests on elderly we met inside Gaza. fuck op,"Ah, yes, so because people totally unrelated to these three children strapped suicide vests onto elderly people, we should feel no empathy for these children's suffering." +Nah 33000 was the total number of votes. The actual number of upvotes would be about half of that (53%). But also Reddit has a voting algorithm that suppresses the number of votes on posts to keep posts from sitting on the front page for a long time. I'm unsure on the details though.,"Also, I wonder which subreddit is responsible for that algorithm being put in place" +"It looks like the phoenix explosion is not penetration, but reduced resistance, like a curse. I always tank it and I only have 8k ES, but I'm way overcapped on fire resistance. There's also a different wording compared to the shaper, -50% to Fire Resistance vs. Damage Penetrates 25% Cold Resistance.","Yeah, I'd been facetanking it before, it was probably on a map where I'd rolled Ele Weakness because, let's be honest, Ele Weakness is like the best map mod ever." +I still don't understand why Pep was given the job. What Premier League experience does he have? Yet the (foreign!) owners give it to him over a Shay Given or 'Razor' Ruddock. Disgraceful.,"Half of England's national team is black, why was one of the black players not given the man city job?" +Guy shows how simple it is to play games on a Macbook,Mac jokes... haHAA +Ennerd it is man of Purple why does not william aften?,Nice Spelling and Grammar +Have you tried to play the game because you enjoy it and not for some retarded number?,What?Why play online if I can't brag to noobs and scrubs @reddit.... +"What really confuses me with the enhanced fire cape, is why a graphical update is locked behind 3 higher tier capes capes.","They made it a trim comp requirement though, so it's ok" +I am a hockey fan before an Oilers fan that's why. I don't want my opinions to be taken one way or another depending on my flair,"tagged as oilers fan, you'll never escape" +I agree. But he's good on Fifa so you're not allowed to say that around here.,The stats will show he made 50000 passes and 10000 attempts on goal so in the end he's a fantastic player on paper +What TV show was allowed to linger for far too long and should have been put down years earlier?,Firefly +Iraq parliament in surprise vote to ban alcohol,"Ah yes because this should be the priority in Iraq ATM Everything else is just peachy, let's vote on the legality of alcohol consumption" +"DNC is so stupid they literally are parading a porn star saying Trump hit on me (btw I just opened an online store) You can't make this shit up folks. They are desperate and they are losing. This is dumb fucking shit. If this is all they got 2 weeks before the election, it's over big league.",10% off the online store if you admit you were groped by Trump! +"To me this is proof of a couple of things: - The hype about Over_Zero was just that, a hype. He's a good player but obviously not good enough -G2 is a team filled with LAN boys -The only reason why iBP was at the LAN last season was Gambit (Gambit in the team, not Gambit as in he carried the team)",But WORLD CHAMPS THO +Definitely down the beach a bit from manzanita. I've walked by that house many times. Just over the mountain there is shortsands beach.,Save short sands! +It literally makes no sense to have a black highlight given the purpose a highlight serves... Like J* always claims to be so original but there's a reason no one's done a black highlight before,I guess his fans should ask him to make tutorial on how versatile and innovative the black highlighter is. +"...and incorrect about so much more. Seriously, she's terrible.",Your non-specific ad hominems have convinced me! +City banks plan to hoard bitcoins to help them pay cyber ransoms,Better to just constantly pay ransoms instead of backing up your hard drives and encrypting them. +Miss Fortune Win Rate Dropped from 54% to 48% - Stop Playing MF Support,MF buffs incoming? +We're on defense and all I can think about is how much I hate Greg Olsen. Fuck that guy right in his fucking face.,His greased-back hair is so sexy though. +"Falstad is a Samuro counter 1. Gathering Storm stacks up *incredibly* quickly on the Samuro clones. 2. Lightning Strikes tracks the real Samuro after he uses Q and even while he is stealthed, as long as he is within range. In addition to this, Falstad can use a poke-and-run strategy that Samuro generally struggles against. Most of Samuro's tankiness comes from hitting the wrong target, and Falstad can reveal and force Samuro to disengage while being able to remain relatively healthy himself. Oh, and the ability to blow up his teammates with all the accumulated Gathering Storm stacks is also pretty neat.","Sumaro only has a 69% win rate against falstad, counter indeed" +"Alright guys, looks like we're gonna have to start pulling people out of the stands. Who wants to play some DB?",I heard Bradley Fletcher is looking for a job... +"LPT don't let imperfection be the excuse for your or others shortcomings or laziness. No one can be perfect, but we should all be trying to be better.",Well no one can be perfect with that attitude. +Didn't say that in the article.,Then I guess that information doesn't exist anywhere. +What is Dark Souls?,Are you fucking kidding me? +DC Police Officer Charged With DUI While on Duty,The way we treat police on this country is disgusting. +"He did exactly that! He was so optimistic and got burned by it. And it's so real in today's world where everyone seems to be looking to tear you a new one the moment you're heralded as a force of good (weather you're one or not). Just look at the Republicans attacking Obama for stupid shit, or the Ken Bone fiasco.","He was so optimistic Yea man, Clark saying Superman was never real no one stays good in this world for sure is sooo optimistic" +sources?,"Source: coaching staff, analysts, and even the players themselves" +One of Us,White Privilege +"Should we really call this hacking if the server was unprotected? I mean is 'walking in' a better term/phrase, maybe?",But it was the Russians! +"Jesus, did you grab the shill-pills instead of the chill-pills? We currently have no evidence to the contrary either, only wild speculation. You may as well be arguing the existence of God at this point in time. Meanwhile, if these new leaks are real then people like yourself will be denouncing them as fake and then they don't get shared/believed as much as they would be otherwise... in effect, you would doing a service to Clinton. If he's captured or dead then he can't live in the embassy without ever showing his face again. I personally don't want him anywhere near a window at this point in time and will cross my fingers and hope that the truth will be delivered one way or the other. I dream that he'll walk out of that embassy one day a hero and, more importantly, a free man.",3 Month old shill account. +HB2 embarrassed us in front of the entire nation and lost us numerous events that would've brought money into the state. It'ssd,"Well if Mayor Roberts and Charlotte hadn't started it, none of this would have happened!" +Animal products.,How do the animals make these products? +Prove it,Trending Facebook videos told me +got kicked for using an auto in competitive silver 4 i was just minding my own business playing comp and being respectful when I bought an auto and got two kills this pulled my team into an uproar and I got kicked I can see where they come from but is this level really necessary,Just go WarOwl statistic mode on why its a balanced gun Totally wont get you kicked +"My tone? I was pretty faded during the time I typed that, so I was feeling a bit loose, but idk how you concluded that I'm trying to fit in. It's pretty hard to know the exact tone of what someone is saying online.. I can assure you though that my statement was the result of a purely genuine reaction to the post in which I was replying to. I typed Hahahahahahahaha to assert the fact that I found humor in the topic, and then I followed up that line with a statement of my similar experiences that correlate with the original post. But I knew that wasn't enough. I knew I had to really make him understand that I understood the experience he was going through. To do this, I manipulated my word play and said when I take a fat ass hit. By doing so, this allowed me to appear very experienced with taking hits, particularly fat ass ones. When the test subject reads this line, he is now aware that I am a force to be reckoned with. This is now only the beginning. With the test subject being fully aware of my fat ass hits, he can conclude that scientifically larger hits will fabricate more smoke. We can dissect this fact and conclude that it is true. So with this being said, the test subject now knows 100% that I know what I'm talking about. The test subject is aware of my habits, of how I formulate equations that produce the same experiences that he had once experienced. In a way, you can say we've mentally touched another's brains. Thank you for listening.","You better watch your tone young man, this is the internet." +Crazy that some people still won't call this a cult.,It's government sanctioned so apparently it's legit. +Daily Press Editorial Board endorses Hillary Clinton,"I was really on the fence about which candidate to vote for, until I saw this endorsement." +Can you run this through 100 generations of Conways?,TIL the JavaScript Equality Table is Turing complete by itself. +How do you typically spend Sunday nights?,By doing the same thing I do every night And day [nothing] +"If the Queen turns 100, would she write herself a letter?","Na, that's another job she'll palm off to the grandkids" +Pro-Am Commection Issues? Anyone else not getting into Pro-Am games? We haven't had a whole team of 5s get in the last 3 days. How has 2k not addressed this critical issue??,They simply don't care... they lose 250K in ProAM... why would they allocate resources to fix it? +Change the domain name to redirect to Trump's website lol then your complying with the order as the entire website has been taken down but your still honoring her wishes.,Do it at the registrar level of course +That moment when you realize only TSM has beaten SSG :o,H2K and EU are still the best western region though. +Whenever I see my massive physical disc and cartridge collection I get annoyed. Very grateful for digital distribution taking over.,Yeah I rather have a hard drive than this epic game collection +"That's perfectly fine (not everyone is interested in coin collecting) but if you're going to cash in grandfather's collection, you should do it in a smarter way. And if you're a banker seeing it happen, you should really say something.",You missed the +Hope he gave you your weed back if they find it in his possession the police could get your prints and bust both of you.,"Yeah, they'll fingerprint a bag of weed." +"Bit early, no?",Not if you know how it is rigged...... +"I mean, it's not a good movie by any means but it was due to a combination of production hell and corporate greed, not due to feeeeeemales.",Girls are funny get over it. +"Hah, jokes on you. I'm safe in my 3.5k mmr heaven","Bro, I'll buy ur account for 20$." +"I forget who it is, but some very rich man had a brilliant idea to keep his kids grounded. He set up a trust that would match any salary they make themselves. If they choose to do a more altruistic career (teacher, nonprofit, etc), it'd pay double or triple or something.","Then... logically, they should stay unemployed to do charity work, so that way it pays enormous amounts of money!" +I get the stairs at the end but couldn't much of it be cut into a trail.It looks like a lot of wood to me.,"It's Ireland, so there's a high possibility someone said we should make a walk through this forest, then proceeded to deforest the area to make said walkway..." +Just saw this BASED Centipede on my way to work this morning.,OP...Don't drink and drive please. +Next year every EU team will have a normal draw and get knocked out in groups,How dare EU be so lucky 4 out of 5 years +ugh cringy,But it's so original and funny! +"I must be an idiot because I don't see how this guy has any moral authority to intervene in their conversation just because they used some words he doesn't like. I'm offended that he's offended, so why don't I get to cry hatred and be acknowledged? sounds like discrimination to me.","Perhaps blacks also shouldn't be offended when overhearing non-blacks use the word n_gger, or Pakistanis hear P_ki?" +"My shilling career is on the rise. I've been noticed several times on Reddit, but now I'm finally gaining recognition on Twitter too!","At least you're not on #TheList Totally not like Nazi Germany, no, not even close" +"Unless it revolutionizes the game, what's the point?","for different egg colors, obviously." +Thank you. I like to think of myself as a laid back guy that enjoys it most when everyone is having a good time :),Yeah but you bought a car with only two pedals so that makes you a poser +"I went to church on Sunday and discovered my biases are still alive and well. I went to church yesterday for the first time in a couple of months to support a family member. The theme for the talks in SM was tolerance. [Cue the internal eye roll.] The talks were fairly innocuous if taken at face value, but I knew better! I know the church's history. I know that its preaching of tolerance rarely advances very far beyond its own doorstep. These speakers were deluded sheep and had no idea what the fuck they were talking about. They had no idea how hypocritical their church really was. The anger phase started creeping back into me and my blood started to boil. The last speaker got up and started echoing the same pablum served up by the other two. Look at this blonde haired, blue eyed, Peter-priesthood clone. What a fucking idiot! Then he shared a story. He talked about his uncle (dad's brother) and what a great guy he was. He talked about how much time his uncle spent with his nieces and nephews and that he was always there to listen to their problems or help out. He talked about when he was a child in a small tight knit mormon farming town, this uncle came out to the family as homosexual. Some family members completely distanced themselves from him, cutting him off from their lives. The speaker's dad, however, told his brother that none of that mattered and didn't change anything in their relationship. Because of that, the speaker and his siblings grew up with this uncle as a big part of their lives, and he realized that his extended family's intolerance had only hurt themselves by icing this wonderful person out of their lives. The speaker didn't add any bullshit love the sinner, hate the sin qualifiers. He just let the story stand on its own and ended the talk. It completely caught me off guard. I realized that I had judged him (and by extension, the other two speakers) as a faceless TSCC clone, rather than as a human being. I had completely projected my feelings about the LDS Church onto him, even though there was no objective reason to. I caught myself treating him as a label rather than as an individual, and I need to change.",Well said. +Cool phone wallpapers. ~~Now how about one of quaid~~,"Ciara outclasses Quaid, that's why he's not there." +non-violent resolution,Unless you join the police +Me and my friend found a half ounce of fire on the ground today! Fucking unbelievable.,"The responsible thing to do, would be turn it in to the police." +AR-15 3D Modeling in Fusion 360 Timelapse - Part 4 (Bolt Carrier Group),I don't see any gas key staking... It's going to fall apart... +I'm excited to potentially be part of turning Texas blue.,Yeah because Texas democrats have made living in Austin easy and cheap. +Hugh Laurie is getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame,He's that guy who does a really good British accent right? +Galaxy Nexus gets Android 7.1 Nougat thanks to unofficial ROM,Finally! +Maybe they had one of the Keychain sized ones,ohhhhhh now it all makes sense +"a lot of mario games are pretty bad for relationships. Mario kart? newp. mario party? negative, ghost rider, that pattern is full. basically, these are competitive, and unless she's equally as good as you, it'll end badly.","If you can survive playing together, you're set for life" +"Racism in Abbotsford, BC: You f*****g shit skin, Hindu.",Good thing there is no such thing as racism in Canada +Austrian party head calls Germany's Merkel 'dangerous woman',go back to your kangaroos +Nearly every Lee but Meteos has looked good this tournament.,To be fair after training Lee sin for 1 hour in world stage he manage to utilize lee sin skill completely on the first 10 minutes of the game. +So Dark World is still playable? Im thinking of adding new cards to my old DW deck any recommendation?,You should totally add Ojamas +Metallica + Mustaine= Kill em all. How do they add him playing without messing up sound? Are him and Kurt playing the same riffs?,Kurt Hammond sux +That's the same reason I hate Taylor's you belong with me.,"Except when women do it, it's cute!" +JPBF x FFBE - Units Album,Rain's 7* sword looks so fucking realistic. +"The Matrix: 1. When Agent Smith is interrogating Thomas Anderson/Neo, there's one shot that was a closeup of the binder of his profile/record, with no pages turned over. In the next shot, there they're halfway through the binder. 2. When he's standing on the edge of the building after going out the window per Morpheus' orders and loses the phone, a parade is marching down the street. In the next shot, that same street is empty. 3. When Neo receives the Fed-Ex package that contained the cell phone from Morpheus, a crew member's hand can be seen in the background, on a stack of papers. 4. When Neo first meets Morpheus, he (Laurence Fishburne/Morpheus) has both his hands behind his back. He keeps his left hand behind his back as he offers his right hand to Neo. In the next shot, which shows Morpheus from the front, his left hand is by his side. When it cuts back to behind Morpheus, the left hand is behind his back again. 5. When Neo visits the Oracle, she's carrying a tray of only four cookies. When she offers him a cookie, and it shows a closeup of the tray, there are six cookies. 6. When Neo is on the rooftop with one of the Agents, he drops his guns. When the Agent shoots at him, the guns disappear, then reappear as he attempts to dodge the bullets.",Glitches in the matrix? +Texas?,Nobody knows because of abstinence only education. +How long until Trump moves hard on Tomi Lahren? Certainly his type.,*moves like a bitch* +"I must be missing the problem here; still Canadian, right?","if they have a piece of paper, they're Canadian." +"Ottawa police stopping Middle Eastern, black drivers at 'disproportionate' rate: report","So, do we pull over fewer black guys, or more whites?" +"What if you are rich, white, and a man? Certainly you can't require consent in that situation!","But obviously any woman would consent if the man is *rich and famous*, so the ones who claim to have been sexually assaulted must be making it up." +Indiana Jones 5: George Lucas Not Involved in the Story,"Damn, I was hoping we'd finally get that haunted castle movie." +"so, what would be the right way to do something like this?",Shoot at it. +"RDR2 no love for xbox, r* you just lost a pre-order",Rockstar definitely cares about losing your specific cancelled preorder. +Isn't selendis a carrier?,No selendis identifies as an attack starfighter u cisscum shitlord know xer pronouns +"Please, point us to your counter-example.",She's got evil in her heart. +I think Marc Colombo wore 75 back then.,"Yeah it was Marc Colombo, and then matt toeina" +I think it's supposed to soon actually I could be mistaken,That ended up being a rumor unfortunately +Bon Iver sucks.,Bon jovi rules! +Lyman Good pulled from 205 due to potential violation,205 OFFICIALLY RUINED +A Vacuum isn't a thing it's a lack of things,He's obviously talking about what we use to clean our houses +"Everyone complaining about the hour delay didn't research how to activate it apparently. I just clicked on the dlc box to uncheck it, about 3 minutes later I recheck Ashes of Arandiel and it downloaded just fine. I have the deluxe edition. Everyone freaking out over it not auto downloading rather then actually try to make it work.",BUT XBOX GOT IT EARLY OBVIOUSLY FROM IS FUCKING WITH EVERYONE ON PURPOSE AND WANTS TO MAKE MEEEEE OF ALL PEOPLE NOT BE BALE TO PLAY MYYYYYYY GAME +Yo she needs a nose job stat definately a paper bagger,"And she has pointy knees too, right?" +That Manifesto is looking thicc af. Mine lis only 50 something pages.,There's an intro by some liberal professor that ends up bashing Marxism towards the end of it. +New TP Shop Features Coming Soon,Yay gambling +"Best point I've heard yet. However, all of these examples took years of engineering and R&D",You're implying that boost technology isn't the shit +Why is she crying,Her hands were torn to shreds during the veto +"Well, maybe we are just a repost from sometime ago...",Just a glitch. +"Proper way on greeting law enforcement as a civilian? So during bar crawls or nights/day outings downtown I'll always say hello to law enforcement. The thing is my grandfather was an enlisted man who served in Korea, he hates being called sir. So I'm guessing their may be something similar in law enforcement. I normally stick tick hello officer(s) but how do those who work in the county sheriffs like to be preferred to as sheriff/deputy etc?",A good slap on the ass goes a long way ;) +I hope those BBs will only be able to fire HE!,Can you imagine a BB that has a 50% fire chance? +almost everyone of you sucks ass at the game,But we are all challengers +I hope Andy returns next year as well,Andy for Mindcracker +"Cups are earned as a team together, not deserved individually. Everyone in the NHL works hard. The more talented players don't deserve it more just because they're more talented. It's ridiculous when you actually think about it. Why does that make them more deserving?","Just because it is a team award, doesn't mean that certain individual players don't deserve it" +Is this really the appropriate subreddit for this ?,"Yup, because apparently all of Reddit lives in the USA." +"Blizzard very much so wants it to be something learned in a day, or at least as close as possible. A ton of people won't ever play a free game they download to their phone ever again if they don't get hooked the first time they play.",Yeah... but having to delete it from your phone and download it again in each update isn't an isue to casual players +"Thanks for resetting my crystals and gold Really, couldn't have done it better myself. I don't know what I'd do if you hadn't erased the 2000 gold and 150 crystals I had yesterday. Thank god you still allowed me 0 crystals and 0 gold.",This post is really going to help you +"If you won the lottery, what defunct track would you resurrect and why?","Ontario, so we could race at Indy twice." +PCMR animated wallpaper,wait so we are supposed to sleep twice a day for 3h? +"While I'm nobody's insider, I think they would hire Orgeron before they'd hire Fleck.",Psssh apparently Jimbo Fisher has already signed and initialed as well as purchased a house in BR +"Iceland's women leave work at 2.38pm to protest gender pay gap: According to unions and women's organisations, in every eight hour day women are essentially working without pay from 2.38pm",Oh statistics ... it's almost like we shouldn't realise on generalised statistics to base political and social campaigns +Do you think Arian will retire a Texan? Personally I'd love it if he signed a one day contract to retire as a Texan,I hope so +"If it was me, I would have started shooting at the first guy, gotten too excited, made my hand jump, hit him in the arm, allow him to turn and murder me before his battalion came running up behind him. That's why I'm only lvl 3.",I love it when I line up that perfect shot and then bump the right analog stick just a tiny bit +We need a Holiday in November for Canadians :(,You could have ThanksAmerica day! +Pub or Husband Day Care Centre?,Because all men are just giant children their partners are responsible for +Who watches the watchmen?,"They watch themselves, duh." +"Cookiezi | D.J.Nero - Joker +HD,HR 1009/10011x | 98.80% | 416pp | #1",1k/10k combo 416pp holy shit +Real Destiny Killer right there.,You forgot the +well I mean that sounds pretty realistic.,Nope the AI has to be predictable so we can game it and win +nwdekay answered me on twitter after i've asked him about it and he said that the swap was discussed but dignitas are happy with what they have going right now.,but nwdekay knows nothing about cs and just tries to be a second thorin even though everything he reports becomes true +"Journalism isn't measured on the same scale as Baseball. Hitting .260 is average for the sport but abysmal for a news source. The fact that they have, at least once, fallen bass-ackwards over a legit story doesn't mean they should have the least credibility.",Instead we should try to make sure we only listen to the major news organizations that are proactively trying to muddy the waters. +The Hunt for the Super EE these last few weeks,DF? +Not like he was gonna tip anyways,As someone from the kingdom of Jordan i find this offensive +"Even if You're Not a Sports Fan, This Could get Interesting",RMC Mean Streak is opening second weekend then? +Unions spread the wealth of corporations to the middle class. Without unions much of that wealth ends up going to top management.,citation? +"wait do we hate vegans now? I know we hate people who instagram their salads, but the other part is new to me.",Vegans are evil and must be punished +Because you all got away with the Newton scam... Just because you got caught and punished for something else doesn't mean that you weren't guilty with that one.,At least we didn't kill someone to cover violations up. +Chain of Vapors,Oh this will be fun +Discussion thread for Bob's Burgers S07E03 - Teen-A-Witch Airing tonight!,Pumpkins gon' pump +Cringing,Hold on...I know you. +"People using profiling for a reason. It catches criminals. But, I know how butt-hurt that makes some folks.","Right, 'cause there's no white criminals." +Leaving the heat,"Man, those are some tiny taxiways to the left of the runway!" +"What is a real anything honestly. How about people wear what they like and listen to what they like. We don't need to label people by their taste in tv shows and music, how about people just be people. I think that's something called the real world.",Typically something an emo listening to One Direction would say +"Wow, that sucks. I really wish Blizzard would give players longer to complete their turns - maybe 2 minutes would be good - instead of the current 15 seconds of rope.",yeah.. sweet hour quick matches sound fun.. +My specialist is Ruin but my specialist weapon is the purifier. I don't know why its like this but I have never changed my specialist since it happened.,Yet I'm here with my Rogue never working properly when it breaks in search inbetween rounds :( haha +"Trump Cites Police, Military, ICE Endorsements That Didn't Happen",Shocking...Trump said something that isn't true. +"I never top stock full cases, unless it's got a small case quantity or the product itself is small enough to not take up the whole section. CAP1 in my store throws a hissy fit if there's too many of one thing on topstock for some reason, and I was always told it was generally a thing to not topstock a whole case. Every rule has exceptions, though.",But One Best Way! +'Nobody calls it Czechia': Czech Republic's new name fails to catch on,Greece calls it That. +Don't forget the ability for OP to sell those shirts/bibs/etc.,"Yeah, what an asshole." +"With him being that recently off antibiotics, I'd call his pediatrician and ask to get it checked up. If it were like a week or two weeks I would totally understand chalking it up to a common cold/cough, but never hurts to be safe.","I took him to the gp and explained my stance of another course of antibiotics won't solve the problem an he totally agreed, it's been too long since he finished the course to make it longer, and have given me an inhaler for him to help with the cough and instructions of plenty of fluids, honey and lemon cough syrup, and inhaler 4 times a day" +But he said unbiased....,Should have put a +The first movie was set in Hong Kong.,"No, it was 'New Port City' Definitely not intended to be Hong Kong" +"Why ruined? I was never statisfied with how the lore in BC played out. To be honest, i never thought killing Illidan makes much sense. I am also, and this seems to be a very unpopular opinion on this subreddit, content with the we were wrong to attack illidan solution. BC's lore was very, very holey, but i like how they filled the plot-holes. I just hope the writers will do a better job this expansion","Gul'dan should've just said ENOUGH, stunned the raid, and waltzed off to Argus." +Thor to the Astros,With the abundance of quality arms on the market and young controllable guys with ToR stuff makes total sense for the Mets to trade him +First world problems.,Because who would want to protect the value of the largest investment of their life right? +Kaaaahhhhhhn!!!!!!!!!!!!!,You misspelled John Harrison. +"Why do we only get to play on side of the Allied forces in the campaign? As an Austrian, I would have loved to play as one of my ancestors and push against the Serbs...",Because they were all nazis. +"You're missing the point, posting this isnt going to magically fix the world or make it better, its to highlight that these kind of people exist...and thats it. It's not just a small handfull, its ALOT of these guys. I guess if you want me to make the world a better place i'll upload a picture of a bunch of hippies sitting round a bonfire singing KUMBAYA.","You sound like someone that is well read and thinks through things before you say them, much like Donald Trump or Jacob Zuma." +I don't like anybody though.,"Spoil your vote then, what you voted is obviously secret but you will still show up on the list of people who actually voted, meaning the needs of your demographic are more likely to be considered in future." +"God, what is with people?",Name-calling & cursing at someone always gets you what you want. +Now what do you play?,"Judging by his flair he moved to Rammus, makes sense since they fill just about the same role" +There hasnt been a single wikileaks article on here since they started releasing damning evidence of corruption daily.,"Yeah, because WikiLeaks is spam, dontchaknow, and Russian Propaganda to boot!" +"What idiocy. These people of color (POC) protesters are no different than the whites who were blocking black students from attending schools during the 1950s. It's racism through and through. It's also disgusting to see these POC protesters drunk with power and screaming at other students like a bunch of brown shirts, as if they have to right to block other people from going onto campus. I guess the university isn't a safe space for EVERYONE to receive an education?",Woah woah slow down dude; you can't be racist against white people. +"I don't think that's suspicious, just curiosity. I saw this on the news the other day and every time the newscaster said a drug I honestly wanted to know what drug it was. I have no intentions of doing anything nefarious, I'm just curious as to what this drug was.",I was just +UK to train more moderate rebels in Syria,"I can't wait for these LGBTQ, Freedom loving, moderatesTM to bring bacon hamburgers and statues of liberty SyriaTM!" +-novid -tickrate 128 -console +rate 128000 +cl_updaterate 128 +cl_cmdrate 128 -threads 2 -high -nod3d9ex,remove the last 3 +Please explain how automatics are more reliable than automatics.,"No no, automatics are LESS reliable than automatics." +"Why is this necessary? Any law would have to be passed by a majority thorough Congress, meaning at least half of the states had one or both of their senators vote for it. State legislatures should have no power over federal law. And this doesn't even include a time limit, literally any law ever passed by Congress since the 18th century could be overturned through this process.","Hey, how else are you going to repeal the Civil Rights Act?" +I believe she said 'half' of the supporters. But yeah still a terrible sound bite to make.,But did she say who fell in which half? +It's expected that he'll appear in Thor: Ragnarok and considering that Brolin was the first to arrive on set for Infinity War rehearsals id expect that he'll get a lot of screen time.,Or maybe Brolin just really sucks and needs a lot of rehearsal time +Uwe Boll Announces His Retirement From Filmmaking,Oh no what a tragic loss to the movie industry +Well shit...,Bet he's a Hamilton fan +What's the best way to play Cloud?,"Against Marth, you should try to edgeguard him" +"ITT: non-serious gamers giving their input on progaming controllers that were tested and signed off on by actual pro players. Hmmm, I wonder who is right.....",... b-b-but wires are so yucky! +What the normal world thinks is a Foreveralone success story.,I'm sure it was all thanks to hard work and a great personality +Donald Trump's Hollywood Walk of Fame star destroyed with a sledgehammer and an axe,"Vandalism, that'll show em how level headed the I'm With Her side is." +But which part of it,The whole thing! +Dear Subreddit Owners/Mods,i'm a mod for the elohim subreddit. +Must be really bothersome to have to say it every time before they have sex,But then how else do you not be gay? +"Take that, Hollywood Historic Trust and/or Los Angeles taxpayers!",No... It had Trumps name on it... He must own it... +why are the red arrows on the mini map damn near impossible to see?,Iw doesn't know how to make bright colors +Kek <-- top Kek Kek Kek Kek Kek,Press Enter Twice Next Time +I actually love Thai Food,Sounds like a really good relationship +hopefully someone more competent than me can make one i really have no idea how to record that stuff or where i can upload it and so on,And have you noticed any other changes? +I am a lowly slave and don't deserve to live well.,"A lot of grocery stores in my area are facing labour shortages because *nobody can survive on min-wage in such an expensive city*, but nooo, raising the wage by a few dollars per hour for maybe a dozen people per store would literally cut into their profit margins so much it would force the store to close!" +How many of us are meaningfully included in the shaping of Toronto? Cry me a river. What can average people really do when they see a fully formed proposal pop up in their neighbourhood? Keep going with their lives? Go to work?,No the correct action to take is fervently oppose any new development like you are old and crankt while screaming NIMBY!!! +Putin ally tells Americans: vote Trump or face nuclear war,"Nothing to fear, Nagasaki and Hiroshima are thriving cities." +Bhai 5 baje ke baad kaunsi trekking?,climbing up his boyfriend's back +test tomorrow morning,I don't understand how people can sleep in especially when they know they have something important to do +"Stop the subsidies on fossil fuels, subsidize nuclear and green energy. Stop all the bullshit in state regulation in red states regarding green energy. Its a great way to make things affordable.",It's a wonder why you're not someone's campaign manager or you're not a policy writer +So this just arrived with my mail...,Only the most quality of content for this sub! +"That's the funniest part. He uses the term self proclaimed to imply that people should be ashamed to be atheist, and yet she has the gall to brag about it. Like someone who is a self proclaimed racist","All of God's children are Christian's, they just don't know it." +How many teams are going to be fucked by an aging Cespedes with back loaded money? If some team pays him 30 million a year he will end up playing his golden years in the Braves outfield. I'd rather have a contact hitter that shows up in postseason.,gotta make the postseason first +"Also all of south boston, the whole seaport, most of charlestown, a great deal of the north end, and a great deal of East Boston :) Take that, ocean",Global warming solved! +I've always wanted to be that house on Halloween.,Look at this asshole doesnt even give out the king size. +This reddit in a nutshell lol,B-b-but not everyone visits the sub 24/7 ! +"In college football, the only programs that should be around are the ones that pay for themselves. Remember, there are many universities out there that are gaining more funding thanks to the success of their football team. My alma mater is one of them.","University, a place where you play football." +This plane is very close but not breaking the sound barrier. It's illegal by FAA regulations to fly over the USA. That's why the Concorde only had ocean routes. Military can only break the sound barrier for emergency intercept purposes.,The plane was technically over the ocean. +Those videos weren't my cup of tea either but you're free to enjoy them,What GTFO you must not understand the internet. +Skadoodle Becomes Self Aware,Exactly what he did when the throwing story came out. +They're going to surprise everyone with yet another stupid gimmick,But this one will totally be a game changer +"Double ES would be useless for King of the Forest, but yeah there are other options.",There is a CI version of King of the Forest(Archer Assassin) with 10k+ es but yea - its useless for such build +NatGeo 1st Episode Of Mars is Online,Thanks for the link to twitter.... +"Jesus. I hope you never have a child who gets raped, cause I fear your only response will be suck it up already.","Right, because general public policy concerns and individualized parental concerns are always identical." +Love this! I work at the Press Association in the UK.,Wow! +Berkeley protesters form human chain to stop white students from getting to class,This wouldn't be happening if they didn't stop their great grandparents from being racist +Fanboys and haters for telecoms?,"Hey now, some people find those rabbits and pandas cute." +"Linda is far from dormant. She's one of the most active Republicans in Connecticut and is constantly involved with fundraising. As is Stephanie. They're both Eisenhower Republicans, I believe. In the sense they're socially liberal on a few policies.","Of course Steph is socially liberal, she started the women's revolution!" +"Every election cycle with this shit. When are Republicans going to finally deliver a worthwhile antichrist? Obama has been a complete failure as an antichrist, no fire or brimstone raining from the sky, no multi-headed beasts, no rivers of blood, nothing.",He does have flies that land on him. +Arby's to sell venison sandwiches in 6 deer-hunting states,"As long as it is cooked and sliced from its original liquified gelatin form like the roast beef, I'm in!" +"In my opinion high school football needs to be banned in general. Subjecting minors to brain injury is completely irresponsible, but nobody in the country wants to say it.",So what kids are gonna play esports instead +"Exactly. It crosses the political party line, DC is a who you know, who you are, and a who's paying you place. Our government is not representative of the people anymore. The elites clearly are running the show and people are about to fall into the trap again.",Michelle Obama for the Senate 2018! +Donald Trump,"Yes, the people of 1916 wouldn't have liked him one bit." +"Well, it's not that it's required. I think people are downvoting you because you attempt to speak for all medics when you say **we** don't really care. It's fine that you don't care, but just speak for yourself. Personally, I'll revive people whether they say thanks or not. However, it does bring a smile to my face when the person goes out of their way to say thank you in chat after I risked my life to revive them. As such, I always get to cover after a revive, and immediately say thank you to any other medics in kind.",How dare you be thankful for other peoples appreciation. +Vine is being killed off.,RIP all the super relatable vine compilations. +As if getting raped is a contest. Here's an idea: we treat ALL the rape victims with compassion.,Sounds like some new age liberal claptrap to me! +Fun fact: the Republic of Ireland has had same-sex marriage since last year.,But they are dirty Free Staters and not part of God's promised six counties. +People who think campaign donations are bribes fall under the idiot umbrella I'll remind everyone. Unfortunately no charge for that.,I mean clearly those that donate don't have any expectations of a return on investment. +House Owners with multiple properties - what are your exit plan now that property is in decline?,"I imagine they're all running in circles, tearing their hair out and crying, because now they'll just have to sell everything to millenials for 1/10th the price they paid." +Donald Trump Doubles Down on Insensitive Remarks About the Khan Family,"Yes, this is what you need to do to appeal to voters outside your base." +#TotalWarDrama,"Oh boy, youtubers and their fans, I loooooooooooove youtubers and their fans..." +"Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding! We have a winner!","I mean, except for the fact that he makes no sense and that his post is basically making vague insinuations with some faulty logic thrown in, sure, we have a winner." +ANZ were saying the opposite yesterday so how does that work?,"You pick whichever sounds more appealing to you, and run with it." +"I was just about to make a post about this but I noticed this was already put up. Dylan McIlrath had a good showing in his first NHL stint last year with the Rangers. He's a 6'5, 220 lbs, Right-handed defenseman and plays a tough, in-your-face style game. He has a good shot and can clear bodies in front of the net. Seems to me like he has potential to end up being a #4/5 defender in the NHL and would be pretty much a perfect replacement for Polak after we either trade him or let his contract expire. Gathering just from those twitter comments, Rangers fans seem pretty pissed at mgmt for placing him on waivers at all. He was chosen 10th overall in his draft year. Seems like RH 24 year-old d-men don't roll around like this very often. If I'm Babs I think I push Smith down to the Marlies and take a chance on this kid.","Yeah, we should take him and pair him with Cowen" +"Hunters of ghosts, bigfoot and other paranormal stuff. It's all bullshit. If ghosts, bigfoot and all that other mystical/metaphysical stuff actually existed, science would've provided proof by now.","Isn't that why Muggle Repelling Charms and Obliviators, or their American branch the Men in Black go around making sure scientists don't find them?" +"Yeah, fuck that guy. When a prophet says, A prophet of the church will never lead you astray. That is pretty clear and to the point. Furthermore, **if you have to take what a prophet says with a grain of salt, what is the fucking point of having a prophet then?**","Aww, you see, your error is that you don't understand the spiritual definition of astray." +"My wife and I purposely bicker on open mics just to amuse our raid and raid leader. Just the other day we were doing world quests, I told her (a hunter) to jump off a cliff and I (priest) would levitate her. But I missed. Oops. That was good for a laugh.",Username both checks out and does not check out. +"he wouldn't have lasted this long if he was like that, it would be a coaching problem","Can't be the coach, Dylan was the coach of the spring split!" +Right. Being a Nazi to people you *hate* is the solution.,economic anxiety means you need to act out like a neo-nazi +Join the hoarder Club!,"brb, increasing all card crafting costs by 75%." +What's the boldest thing you said in a job interview and worked in your favor ?,When I lied about being a doctor. +Bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla tell that to the POTUS,"Who we know to have smoked pot at age 15, of course." +Splatoon sold 4.57 million copies.,they sold more splatoons than wii u's +Will be nice to see it in something other than 480p with Chinese/English subs.,Filthy pirate +"With a Hillary Clinton presidency looming, the once anti-war left finds its inner hawk","I guess that's what people loved about Bernie, that he just wanted to bomb the shit out of everybody." +Some of us don't like 12 random unelected people with likely zero legal education deciding the law. Representatives aren't a perfect system but at least they're elected.,Yea I know that John Jay guy was an idiot amrite? +The property management does not have the authority to allow the police to enter your domicile just because they own the property. He's either lying or the property management is acting outside their authority.,Police lie? +"It's a graphical bug, not really too serious. :p",It's the biggest issue that this game has and the entire mod staff should get onto fixing this with utmost urgency +"Absolutely! Also, normally eat and devour can be used interchangeably but somehow the phrase devour pussy just doesn't make any sense at all.",I also like the my cock is always rock hard like dude maybe see a doctor if that's the case +Why don't people spend two minutes searching for radiation levels in Tokyo is baffling me.,"Well, all data posted online is actually falsified by the government that wants to cover everything up, so it's completely meaningless - you see, my tarot reader saw the truth in her crystal ball, and she's a vegan which makes her like a superhero, so I'm going to trust her instead of some stupid numbers that I don't understand!" +"That and condescending language like, 'Oh, that's cute, but.... Maybe it's because my username makes my gender kind of obvious but jeez I'm so tired of condescending people.","That's cute, but men have to deal with this as well." +If you could say any one thing to your pet besides i love you what would it be?,"You have to drop the ball for me to throw it, asshole." +"This is a new level of stupid, even for fat-activists. You know why they don't show fat, professional ballet dancers? Because there are no fat professional ballet dancers.",That's only because they face a hostile dancing environment! +"Male contraceptive jab almost 96% effective in tests on around 270 men who were using it, with four pregnancies only",Math checks out. +"With all these EVERYTHING MUST FALL things going on , here's my dog loki to take your mind off things","Your dog's teeth are fine and white and it looks incredibly happy so I'm afraid your dog must fall, possibly burnt or stoned to death or else... you will." +White collar crime is generally met with very little jail time. If he really ended up with any time in jail (the article says he was sentenced but not that he served) it is a pretty big deal. Suspended or even house arrest alternatives to serving time is the norm.,"I guess you are right, but it really should not be that way." +"New Card: Dark Mirror This new epic card functions exactly like the mirror (+1 level and +1 elixir cost of copied card), only it copies your opponents last played card. I think this would add a fun new dynamic to the game and also would require skill to use since it only copies your opponents last played card you have to be quick to use it on the one you want to copy before they play another card, or do you play mind games with them and hope that they don't have the counter for the card you copy in their hand.",I love when ideas gets recycled on this forum... GO GREEN! +That's why you should never sell items for a low price :p,Yeah Im sure you can exactly predict what price they go to +Hillary Directly Fundraised For PAC That Gave Nearly $500K To Wife Of FBI Official Who Led Email Probe - Vessel News,But have you heard the kind of crude language Trump uses? +coughTRADEcough,Shh.. you aren't allowed to to say trade is anything but bad +"Which as always been designed as such, but people thought they could make a career out of it.",Yeah I bet Uber would be thrilled if all their full-time drivers left +But then she'll die and I'll date the person I've called your aunt your whole life!,Gaawww spoilers! +"I'll have to admit though, r/politics being taken over by r/HillaryClinton is a stroke of genius.... ....I mean, It's not like you guys had to actually go somewhere else where you wouldn't directly be connected to your candidate because she's such a bad image for the Democratic party. It's cool, ya'll smarts...","Oh definitely, a sub of 30k took over one of 3 million!" +"THIS JUST IN FROM CHAFFETZ: FBI Dir just informed me, 'The FBI has learned of the existence of emails that appear to be pertinent to the investigation.' Case reopened",Im sure everything will be investigated before the elections and she will be properly prosecuted. +"I bet you everything that I have that the percentage of homo- and bisexual people in this world would go *way* up if people weren't so close-minded about it. There are so many people living in denial because they grew up in a conservative household, and as a result don't identify as gay. You don't see those showing up in the statistics. Also, people who are like 80% straight but still occasionally go for homosexual contact. They may not identify as bisexual, so they also aren't accounted for. Believe me, the actual percentage of LGBT people in society is most likely much larger than what you think. Oh, and something else: After years and years and years of over-representing straight, white male characters in TV and movies, is it really *that* bad to swing the pendulum in the other direction just for a little bit?","I mean obviously the most unrealistic aspect of an episode where two old ladies are 'uploaded to the cloud' so they can spend forever, together in the 80s is the fact that they're gay..." +Aaand the dealership wars have began!,"But Tesla doesn't have dealerships, not a fair fight" +My high school had a mock election.,Now that you took a picture of it you spoiled the ballot! +The original ryze was a mid lane high burst early game champ IIRC. And one of the original death brush assassins.,"man, the only one out of the million reworks, TIL can't wait for that next rework" +Blah Blah Blah. Every time there is a new product from Apple it is the same whining. People said the same shit when the iPhone was released.,"man, is that thing still around?" +Sorry maybe I'm not making myself clear. When you're literally reading this sentence right now - are you reading it in your head or are you mouthing the words?,"I don't think he can read the sentence properly, so that might be your answer" +People act like you can't re-negotiate trade agreements....,You forgot that the EU owns the Trade Agreement patent +Mexico will bid on the 2026 World Cup with or without the USA,"Yeah, cuz they don't know yet whether there will be a wall or not!" +Many years ago i got my memes from there. I was fairly active for about two years. It was a great community with quality memes.,Just like in 9gag? +You guys taking 4+ hours to do Kara have the patience of saints Either that or you're masochists.,"Nah, we are just the people who walked 15 miles uphill in the pouring rain to clear out summoning stones hours before the raid in the days before locks could summon safely inside the instance." +"This is realy cool and all, but why do so much 3d printing to make an animation?",Waste of resources is an art +Macklemore just moved WAY UP in my book.,"Solid behavior for an addict, blaming others for the shit they're blowing into themselves." +"I heard about a chest that gives you all maxed cards, plus a special unicorn card, and only one in 100,000,000 people can get it.",Please site your sources +"Where can I find a Newcastle mini keg? I pulled a prank on my friend that didn't go over very well, and Newcastle is one of his favorite beers. I intend to buy him an apology mini keg. Where can I buy one? I live in Dogtown.",Might as well try Arena Liquor since it's in your neighborhood. +I keep wanting to ask the people with bumper stickers like this: what do you actually think she should be locked up for?,Being female. +Have they never heard of project management software?,Too complicated +"No, because the guy above you talking out of his ass.",No because they are in camo so the snipers can't see them obviously +"So, since I'm a man that can cook I should be getting double orgasms? Sweet!",I think that makes you a beta +So what's gonna happen now? I'm freaking the fuck out. I've already voted. My boyfriend can't calm me down. Nothing can calm me down right now. She's seriously down in the betting markets. Is is all over? What's gonna happen? I'm freaking the fuck out.,Well any ticket Tim Kaine has been on has never lost so with any luck that Golden Horseshoe up his ass will pull through again for us :) +"Why the fuck do you care if it's square or not? Think he doesn't know what his tire looks like? Or maybe he's just much more experienced rider than you who doesn't panic about trivial things like this, when all he does is street riding? this fucking sub...","Yeah the guy on the 250 and a bald, squared off tire is experienced." +So? We do the same thing.,"Yes, but when America hacks and steals it's for the greater good." +It's a symbol of good fortune.,But the nazis didn't have good fortune :( +Yeah.... Its pretty.but after Witcher 3... They better chance the engine on the next ES...,"yeah, every game should be The Witcher 3 from now on otherwise, they're objectively bad games all of them" +Won some Emmys too.,Should have won +TES VI? Do you know something that we don't?,2018 release date... +"Yes Steam, that is a very scary game",its scary in multiplayer when some asshat rams you from behind. +"Hellriegal, 60 round mag good kill times and very reliable.",Any tips on getting your class rank up? +"Members of the masterrace, what are must have games? Since i just ordered a PC that i'm going to build with an msi 1080 What are the most beautiful or best running games possible on PC now?",minesweeper +You act surprised and yet were about to do the same thing with Clinton,"Yep, we only have one racist candidate who mistreats women, and that's Clinton" +lol money for no sex? insanity,"That's marriage, isn't it?" +Heatwave 24keys PSN: oma565,Wow the offers just can't stop rolling in for this amazingly priced heatwave +"There's a surprising amount of people saying positive stuff about Clinton in that thread, that's nice to see.",Evil CTR shills!!! +No. Anime.,Goddamn weeaboos. +"Of course they did. This was never about cleaning up the streets, this was about legalizing murder.","Well, then that explains the police investigation." +Yup,I CANT BELIEVE YOU DIDNT GIVE ME AMPLE NOTICE FOR THE COSTUME EVENTS +Not sure what Magnussen's doing there at the last corner - Ricciardo getting blocked,Magnussen is so bitter +Have a nice ScreaM gif,subroza still better +What have you learned from reddit?,That OP never delivers. +Jagr on Nichushkin: Will be best in the world one day Hopefully Laine doesn't get cursed like Nichushkin.,after his 92 point season in Russia we'll see who's cursed +No. His foot is Bad,I don't think it is that Black or White. +They don't factor in teenage rebellion. There's a reason French millenials smother theirselves in clothing while their parents run around naked. If one of the parties ever figured out reverse psychology they could control a generation through its whole life.,"Or maybe they did figure it out, and this is actually an ingenious tool for developing critical thinking skills in the younger generation?" +"LPT: If you ever burn your tongue, eat a spoonful of sugar and swish it around on your tongue",Now you have a burnt tongue and higher risk of diabetes. +"Where do you keep your Bitcoins? Where does everyone keep their bitcoins? - Bitcoin Exchange? - Local Bitcoin Wallet? - Paper Wallet / Cold storage? Just wondering what everyone does, and if they keep their BTC around as BTC hoping for a value increase? Or do you convert to local currency ASAP using BTC as a currency transport?","Bitcoin Exchange, always go all in!" +"I can't CS past 10 minutes I've been trying to become a better player by following most of the advice that are posted here. However, I have one huge flaw that I can't seem to fix no matter how hard I try. At 10 minutes, my CS is fine. After that, I just seem to get outfarmed by everyone. I'm wondering how someone can have 150 CS by 15 minutes while I'm struggling to get 110. I've tried to farm sidelines, but I just seems like I can't match my laner's farm. Any advice is useful. Thanks!","Just play jungle like I do, cs-ing is for nerds." +"Take the East, Florida. Fuck Tennessee.",We Back! +One candidate has been investigated by the F.B.I. twice. The other said pussy. Tough choice.,That just means she's more vetted right? +"I've got this really radical idea for a society which I bet no one has thought of yet. How about, letting people behave how they want as long as they aren't hurting anybody? I realise it's a difficult concept for a lot of people out there to grasp but I think it could actually work.","Nah, that's way to radical, no one will ever believe it's possible" +What do you believe the University of Wisconsin-Madison values most in a student?,Their money. +"unfortunately, my mac predates that technology..",":( Sorry, good luck!" +"TIL that in 1959, an experimental nuclear reactor meltdown in Simi Valley (35 miles from Los Angeles) released an estimated 458 times more radiation than the Three Mile Island incident. The site remains radioactive to this day, which is surrounded by 500,000 people within 10 miles",Did they get super powers? +Has that kid not seen Attack of the Clones?,Some people have the same name but aren't the same person. +"Hey its me, ur leper",Want to go bowling? +If only his shot was half as good as Burns',Hell if it was 1/4 as good that'd be nice. +Same but replace no. 3 with S1 E19,Which was? +The Trump campaign just issued a statement blaming Hillary for North Korea testing nukes.,I'm surprised it took this long. +Spewing effluent everywhere. This is a pretty good metaphor for the Clinton campaign.,*Leaking...* +What the hell is going on with all the missing persons! Everyday it seems we are seeing more and more posts about people (mostly women) going missing. Are the number of cases going up or are people just now turning to reddit to help spread the word and we are just more exposed to the reality of the situation? Either way its getting very troubling.,reddit and social media. +LeBron is having a very weird summer..........,"Maybe it's just me but if this was anyone else, I'd ask if he was high." +Lol. I prefer augmented reality holography to what OP showed us anyway. I'm from the future.,Yet you still use AOL. +"I agree, John Kerry is probably the least charismatic politician in US history. But the moment Dean slipped up, in many minds he was a joke. And someone who is a joke can't be looked up to like a leader. *shrugs* I don't even know any longer, still trying to forget about politics because the US is about to take a pretty bad turn",Did you not watch this election? +I don't see Diamond Poseidons ever. I don't see Poseidons ever.,"I have pos diamond,i just prefer scylla lately" +"We don't know, but something important is going to happen tomorrow.",I hope it's another countdown +How do you deal with a pet dog that sheds a lot?,Leave the mutt outside... +A.NINETALES' TAILS ARE A BLANKET,thats fucking cute +Would just like to add that in 3k hours of Terraria I probably only once used the Nurse,"I have spent like 7 gold on the nurse in less than 100 hours of playing the game on PC, according to the gold count for the achievement you get when you spend 10 gold on the Nurse." +"Ok guys, I bet your fun at parties isnt an answer to everything...","Hey guys, this is fun at parties." +"What's 1080 AD? # THE ONLY HISTORY THAT MATTERS BEGAN ON JULY 4TH, 1776","# **THE ONLY ANYTHING THAT MATTERS HAPPENED ON OR AFTER JULY 4TH, 1776**" +"Well, you would need exactly 6% to get 20 fame from level 19, assuming you get 19 fame. I'm not exactly sure how that works, because sometimes I get 18 fame and sometimes 21/22 fame when reaching level 20. I'd say get to ~1800/1950 exp, go to muledump to check your fame. if its 19, wear a t8, t5, a superior ring and a roc leather armor to achieve 6%. I believe you will also get a bonus for getting the highest level on that class, and you never got to level 19 on necro before, didn't you? Might wanna check that before","I just checked class requirements and star ranking and it says that you have to get level 20 for the first star, not 20 fame" +Trump implicated in the Human Trafficking of children,What was this originally from? +Huma: Hillary just type -H at the end so I can tweet this Hillary: *suffers a seizure from the stress and accidentally forwards e-mails to weiner,That's so Hillary +See? ******* is a good example of not showing your password in plaintext... how hard is it to implement on a damn secure system.,More like *********** in their case. +tell me you like me,Gosh you're pretty. +Can anyone help me out with this?,This card will work with the Gameboy advance e-reader add-on though I'm not sure what will come up. +Rogue Four: Rise of Porkins,Rogue Five: Once More With Bothans +"The hype wasn't worth it, and the game just lacks a lot of what made me enjoy the games",You wanna help me reimagine SL? +17,18 +he's a rapper from compton. wonder how they know one another...,"Hmm, Rozier is from Ohio, went to college in Kentucky... probably know each other from being young rich successful black guys." +What's the best workout for staying in shape?,r/Fitness +How does this even happen?,BB gun +This is especially weird for me since I'm currently in Manayunk,Marc Zumoff tryin to get cucked by Joel? +"He's a white liberal, so obviously he blames the homeowner for trying to protect his property and causing him to be triggered. :)",While the homeowner blames a black guy instead +ROMNEY AS SECRETARY OF STATE? FILL THE SWAMP!!!!!,Romney is the least worst person Mango Mussolini could hire right now. +How long until Scott and Kryssie have hate sex?,Ew +He forgot to say no homo,So did the Tsar +yoo how nice is the mogo hoodie?,"speaking from friend's experience, unhs quality thicc af and warm as hell with no noticeable flaws" +"#*120 MILES PER HOUR, BITCH*",no cussing plz my mummy told me and hes ver smart +Game genie. The only thing stopping you is the size of the cartridge.,32X is also wide enough to fit Japanese Mega Drive games. +Sakura would transplant the Rinnegan in Kakashi's head. He'd probably die performing the jutsu to release the IT and Bijuu. Then Sakura would have been the future Rokudaime Hokage.,There's no reason he'd die if he was on the chakra of basically the ten tails +Watching gronkowski throw that guy to the ground was my second favorite part of the game.,I need a gif of this! +I dressed as Amazon Prime and won my office Halloween Costume Contest!,Where did they take this picture? +He has whiteknights tho,"And worst of all, he's not trolling" +Cubic - Adding faces to the cube! Any thoughts? (Xen HTML is so much more stable than iWidgets),Now just shrink them down and we have iOS blocks. +Liberal wacko land,This or Portland... +First batches please report curve!,pls +Breitbart,Brightshart. +"You seem to be somehow retarded. I try to explain it to you troll, and until you post your own proof of legend then this will be my final reply, because little liars like you arent worth the time otherwise. A) In my first post I spoke about the ranks 5 till legend. There I called NA worse than EU, because of the described mistake in one comment. I for myself posted a proof of me being legend (not like you). And therefore I can tell from my own point of view about the things I saw between rank 5 till legend. Noone needs to be rank 100+ to talk about rank 5 till legend, because everyone in legend had to bypass these ranks. B) The last link I posted (gosugamers) shows the rankings in professional hearthstone. You can clearly see that EU has far higher and even more rankings than NA, therefore proving that EU has a far more competitive scene than NA (which is even confirmed by pros from all over the world in different interviews, lastly seen at blizzcon before the half finale). C) Like I said in my first sentence, waiting for your own legend proof, not something stolen from google images. To show me that its you it need either your name which is reddit related, or if its not, then a picture of your last top 200 legend rank and on another picture the same name with something written in the chatbox to proof it, because until now you are only lying. Ah and if you want to really show me your skills, dont post wild, post standard ladder, which is far more competitive even in NA. And because I know that you are full of shit (because if you wouldnt be, then you would show instant proof of you being legend) I know that you only will troll on and then this will be my final response. PS: Yes this is how it feels when you got rekt and exposed for being a fraud.","Nah, I posted proof lmao You're too retarded to see it It is reddit related, the name is literally you'redumb" +[*Brotherhood of Steel intensifies*],ad victorium +"Apps that can plan my run Hi r/running! Last year I started running in the gym, and really enjoyed it. Unfortunately I broke my foot and didn't end up starting again.. Now I've moved to a new city and the gym is way out of my budget, so I've decided to start running outside. I'm looking for an app that can map a run for me, given a certain distance. For example, from my front door, in a loop and back to my door that's roughly 5k. I don't know if this exists, but I figured if anyone knew it would be you guys :)",if i run a new route i plan it out on google maps and use strava to track it +Which subreddit would this person use?,Rule #3. +`1495841`,1495842 +*80 base power*,"Crobat is gonna be so lit, mega beedrill stab is too real" +IB help,Gotta go to felwinters peak dude +"Hello, fellow Bernie supporter here. I would have absolutely loved to have the chance to vote for him in the general. But, as another poster pointed out, the general is for pragmatism. I was not a fan of Clinton, but it is inane to argue that she was a worse candidate than Trump. Yes, she had baggage and policy that I did not particularly agree with or care for, and she also pulled shit in the primary against Bernie that soured my taste toward her. But the fact of the matter is, she was far more prepared and qualified than Trump, and her policy was significantly better as well. She's flawed, absolutely. But to argue that she is in anyway worse than Trump is idiotic. Things would not be perfect under her, just as they weren't perfect under Obama, but I expect our President Elect's tenure to be a four year long dumpster fire (as long as the invertebrate Republicans refuse to impeach him).",Nobody here is arguing that she's worse than Trump. +Really? What do you class as store information ?,We have computers and books and whatnot. +I'm finding it hard to feel any sympathy for Beast tbh.,Beast will always be the guy who's doing wrong while trying to do right +Doesn't Disney have the rights to that series?,I have no idea. +"If you seriously believe people will be loaded up on trains (taken to concentration camps I presume?) if trump wins, I don't know what to tell you. You're a lost cause already.",Well I hope if Trump wins and does the unthinkable afterall you would oppose it. +Ahhh at a bar and they only have the football games on.,I just yelled at a guy for trying to change the tv +"The problem with your analogy, though, is that economists themselves disagree on virtually everything while geologists do not",There is a lot more consensus than the average person realizes. +I just remember his 4th quarter come back against my 49ers for like the 20millionth time in 09. The only QB that put fear in my bones as a 49er fan for over 15 fucking years.,"One of, if not the, greatest calls of Paul Allen's career" +#FLIGHTLESS BIRDS,DEE REYNOLDS +Trump voter lost her home to new Treasury secretary,Don't feel sorry for her or anyone stupid enough to have voted for Trump. +"The robocall is real, made by a White Nationalist targeted to Mormons in Utah.","Just as the Founders envisioned, eh?" +"LIVE Stream: President-Elect Donald Trump Rally in Grand Rapids, MI",#berniefan btfo +In case you were wondering whether Donald is a total douche. The answer is yes.,Not when the bar is lowered to the level of a petulant fourteen year old. +No i mean the mask is taken off. Then you just have the Mangled endo,"I know what you meant, but if they were simply taking off the mask then why isn't Mangle's lower jaw still connected in FNaF 3?" +"My husband and i spent years trying to have our second child, and it killed our sex life. Eventually, when we had to do it but weren't in the mood, he would spooge in a cup and i would use a syringe to shoot it as close to my cervix as possible. That way the task was taken care of, without having unwanted sex. I believe it saved our relationship, and I've recommend it to every couple I know that is dealing with infertility.",Did it work? +Every pride parade,I've had a gay guy say something close to me like 2 years ago. +I check against a wall. Make sure I can see red on either side and through the back window. Same for reverse lights (though you can just put the car in reverse with the engine off also).,You don't need reverse lights. +"Kluwe almost never gets mentioned anymore, and when he does it's almost always because relevant to the topic.",I forgot the offseason never happened and that Kluwe being in American ninja warrior was so relevant +"For those of y'all using RES, go ahead and try putting in the Konami Code (up up down down left right left right b a enter).","That's a secret message from the person watching over us, right?" +"At this point, what are the odds of Radiohead announcing dates in Australia/New Zealand? I'm actually starting to get really worried now",If you guys wanted concerts than you shouldn't live so far away +This one.,This one is actually better tbh +"This ad, at least it's not for a math class","Took me about 1,00 seconds to figure it out" +"I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born - Ronald Reagan Yes, Ronnie, that is precisely WHY we support abortion!",I've noticed that everybody is against freedom has already been born +"Ah, the gold old Alex Jones is Bill Hicks conspiracy gem. That one never gets old. BTW, i'm watching it right now. Complete idiocy.",There is a resemblance +?,We both commented the exact same thing +And people where saying this would be a slow meta...,You even misplayed in such a brief amount of time +"Democrats fall in love, Republicans fall in line. It's not that surprising from my (admittedly, totally biased) perspective as a democrat. Democrat voters care deeply about fairness, respectability, and truth. More than that, we tend to take the collective opinion that the right is dismissably crazy and that we can tolerate precisely none of that on our side. In a way, I think that's a mature position; we want to put our own house in order first. Meanwhile, the GOP is a mixing pot of ideals and single-issue voters who mostly only agree that they want to Fuck Shit Up in Washington. As they've demonstrated, they are perfectly willing to overlook anything to win as long as their candidate pays lip service to their pet issue and promises to 'drain the swamp'. Then, once they win, they're pretty much happy to ignore the actual goings on in this swamp. Think about it this way: Republicans are more or less silent right now about Trump's nominees. And fair enough, they don't believe in climate change, so the head of the EPA isn't going to raise eyebrows. But Labor Secretary Puzder? He has a clear vested interest in keeping working class wages down and he's not shy about saying so. But the Republicans don't say anything, because they don't care. Can you imagine if Hillary had won and nominated someone even remotely similar? We would be eating her alive right now. And that's the difference between Republicans and Democrats.","But when dealing with humans and international/domestic events, Democrats need to learn that sometimes things get messy, and just because your house isn't spotless doesn't mean that the entire thing needs to be torn down." +"need a team to raid with i'm currently on the kid buu raid mission, and i am struggling, not because my character is bad, i am maxed level, have all 5 star clothing, and have over powered ultimates. but i'm struggling because the a.i is so bad, that i am always stuck with 5 mind controlled team mates and kid buu to fight. message me on steam, skype or just reply to this post. steam: kingcryo, skype: psycholegend1231","Raid is over, friend." +"I actually caucused for Sanders (which I know you did too based on your recent comments) and I was a delegate in my legislative district caucus. Trust me, I would've rather had him at the head of the ticket. But at the end of the day there is only one candidate left running on a progressive platform and that's Clinton. And Sanders has vowed to hold her accountable.","IMO progressives don't believe in getting rid of democracy, and that's exactly what happened." +Is there a way to carry a bike or motorbike in your vehicle?,You can't attach vehicles like that unfortunately but If you make it out of fold-able parts you can store it inside the tank and tank it out when needed. +Ben Roethlisberger could miss four to six weeks after having surgery for a torn meniscus in his left knee. (via @mortreport),"Woohoo, Patriots or Broncos are gonna win the fucking AFC fucking again aren't they." +"I think the Dalek would win. Supes could't damage a true adamatium shell, and the krytonite laser would certainly hurt Superman if it hit him.",Supes could also do some BFR though. +"Who has a better shot at the MVP title, Harden or Westbrook? If the Rockets finish fourth with Harden averaging 25+/10+/5+ or OKC making the playoffs with Westbrook averaging a triple double. I know the chances of both of em are slim, since players from lower seeds don't really have a great shot at the MVP title. But which of the two has a better chance?",Harden will have a better record +Why all the doom and gloom? It'll just give another person the chance to shine for the national team. Nothing lasts forever. Even Alan Shearer and Denis Bergkamp retired from their national teams around the same age. No need to put this on the Press. Some players just make these personal decisions.,Usually defenders play for longer than strikers though +You mean Burried Allen?,Buried Alien +"Cisco said top, he pretty much blurted it out 3 times to Wells' dismay.","Oh, I forgot, that feels like it was so long ago" +Ultimate,1602 +Just be Zoom,"Well comics zoom doesn't technically have the flashes powers, plus he's super evil, and the one on the show gets turned into black flash, so no thanks" +"Are we the strongest guardians currently? Just a thought, are we stronger than the Vanguards? The Iron Lords? Osiris? Toland?",You bet your ass we are +"The 101st Amphibious Pepe Assault Unit is landing in New now. Hold your positions, boys.",HOLD! +I can see you have missed the point of this discussion entirely.,Actually you have. +"Hah! My family and I already our viewing of this movie for the holiday season. I will say, though, that rewatching it and really paying attention to the dialogue made me realize how much of the Penguin's interactions with Catwoman are just atrocious in their overt sexuality... it's... tedious, I suppose. And a little uncomfortable.",Well he IS a child-murdering penguin man. +"It's called a gate, and it has a wheel under the end so it pivots out of the way...",Sounds like a lot of work. +"Russia, Rustbelt, Hillary Losing...How it All Fits Together",In addition to Fucking the rustbelt with free trade +"I am waiting for a big deal on it, but I am afraid that when this happens it will be incompatible with the OS, as happened with GTA IV, when it was on sale recently I found out has a lot of problems with Windows 10, so I never got it.",I'm looking to get it on PS4 or the One so I don't have to worry about incompatibility as long as I find it for a good price. +Dry animal shit on the floor.,I see you took the prompt literally. +"~~Pudding new nakama confirmed?~~ Nevermind It can't be as simple as running away or attacking Mama, I'll put some thinking into it, even though I never guess it right.","Well, for Lola it seems like it actually was as simple as running away from Mama." +I live in California and I'm fuckin' embarrassed.,"Don't get me wrong, Cali is beautiful, but why on earth would anyone want to live in that liberal hell hole?" +"Not only did they blackout Sanders, but they also gave free airtime to the fascist candidate Trump. I really don't understand why Trump hates the media so much. The media helped him win.",It's all a big show to placate the hoi polloi. +Who is your favorite composer?,Mozart. +"I don't hate soldiers, but their graves certainly are no more holy to me than the graves of any others of the same era. With that said, a thousand year old Indian burial ground isn't all that important to me either. Maybe I just don't care about graves....",Let the dead bury the dead and all that jazz. +LF2M Nightfall Gold Tier,Bashr21 396 titan +"I have 200mL of various bombies juices and none of them taste good?!? Big fan of nana cream so during a few of their sales, I stocked up and a bunch of their juices. All 3mg nic. They've been sitting in a drawer for 3 months. So far I've tried agent P, seven seas and product x and none of them taste good. Is it the general consensus that name cream is the only good flavor?!?","I dunno, seven seas was my JAM for a long long time" +Ulfric is not worthy to lick my Dunmer boots.,You cannot watch that video and not like Ulfric. +"More than 4,500 died or vanished crossing Mediterranean this year",K +"The victor buffs went too far GOTTA LOVE OUR TIER 4 BALENCE LORD. YOU ASSHOLES HADNT GOTTEN OFF YOUR ASSES AND MADE THE THREAD AND IVE BEEN AWAKE FOR 23 HOURS SO FUCK IT ITS MY TURN. YOU KNOW THE DRILL, CAPS AND FLAIR UP AND MINE US SOME FUCKING SALT.","RIP DAKKADIAK, YOU WERE THE BEST" +coffee helps me wake up before going to work,*no responce* +"Visited Trump Tower today, way cooler in person. Feels good man!",That Christmas wreath is xenophobic +My brother's pregnancy,"Where the fuck is Common Filth, he'd have a field day with this if not already." +Are there any pictures of him NOT wearing red white and blue?,Without a drink in his hand +"You really only need one. I take them when I'm with my wife, and as long as she fingers my butt while I imagine being with a man, one pill is plenty","Me too, thanks" +Share the most *mediocre* person/place/thing you can think of?,Fresno +Still need to buff portal to underworld ghoul death explosion to compensate.,"i mean the ghoul buff applies to army ghouls as well, so even without a buff to explosion dmg its a gain" +Nate obviously knows this too. Not sure what's with his attitude lately on Twitter.,His ego is so huge and his head is so high in the clouds he doesn't even need legalized weed. +The family that Sieges together....,I like most that mute having an ACOG is not perpetuated in this cosplay +I'll never understand this fascination with Rem.,Gothic demon loli maid +Summoner type hero? Seems to me she controls summoned omnics with those claw whip things.,"No, summoners got removed from the lore" +I'm pretty sure the physical layer is 1 ... oh fuck got it. While I could just delete the comment I will allow my shame to stand.,You get an upvote for your boldness +Am I the only one who thought that was incredibly douchey?,"he probably could have asked better, but it was still kinda cool" +"Twitter is not down. Internet traffic is being blocked, or diverted before reaching websites. This is happening at the ISP level. YOU NEED TOR TO ACCESS TWITTER. TWITTER IS UP ON TOR. DOWNLOAD TOR, it is free, and easy to use.",I thought going to 'twitter' on the dark net was a big no no. +I feel like posting pyramid schemes is cheating,"SOR I TOLD YOU, I AM NT A TOXINS PERSON" +"Ah, yes. Just what I wanted. Now to sit down and eat my icecream to this lovely collage of cringe.",What kind of ice cream? +Hell that tape may not even have been of the planned oppo they where going to use. Think Clinton will have a trick in her pocket for the debate just like the last one...,"Yeah, I think she was going with the Central Park Five (hits the mass incarceration & racism buttons and Trump has a long history there), and then this happened." +He's had a vasectomy. A bit more difficult to reverse.,Doesn't that only make your kids a different colour? +Warden Eternal's deadly knee.,I think you just kneed to get better at this game. +"*Police break into OP's house, smashing everything until they find him* Hands up! *zips up pants* I swear she was 18! No she wasn't, that picture is only legal in Asian time zones, you're going to jail for a long time buddy!",Yellow privilege strikes again ! +Delusional Owner Nixes Menu Items While Customers Order - Kitchen Nightmares,86 these FUCKING MATS +We will you give you 1 slightly used Kyle Singler for a washing machine.,"Straight swap, Singler for Adreian Payne" +"Skoda T40 and the Strv m/42blahblahblah (available for a limited time only in the premium shop) are solid tier 6s. The Type 64 is also an option if you like tier 6 stronghold and the SU-100Y is great in pubs if you like TDs. As for tier 8s the T34, FCM 50T, Super Pershing, IS-6, CDC, and T-34-3 are all great tanks depending on what playstyle you like. The M 41 90mm, Skorpion G, and Panzer Mutz are also fantastic if you can get a hold of them when they're on sale again.",The M/42-57 is going to be added to the Swedish tech tree in 9.17 +"No. If they are depending on ads that either a) give me malware or b) are LONGER than the thing I want to watch in the first place, they deserve to fail. Be more picky about the ads you serve and maybe people won't mind them.","there is a way on YouTube to select what type of ads you get, I found it once but don't remember how" +M,I +Arkansas State troopers clock local Police Chief @107MPH and laugh it off and let him go.,Cut these guys some slack they have a dangerous job. +would I have to pay a restocking fee for a replacement?,"Not sure man, honestly previous are risky to buy and often support is abysmal." +What movie would have been made better by having Jeff Goldblum or Nicolas Cage in the lead role?,~~Bee Movie~~ Superbad Transformers ~~Schindler's List~~ Zombieland just about anything really +Check out my edit above.,Well that answers it! +"Was at 'bapok' this weekend, and it's actually become a really high-tech, mechanized parking system.",& filled with pokemongo players. +"First page of which book? Sorry, I just got confused with some of the comments here.",If on a Winter's Night a Traveler +"Yeah, I feel like the only costume worth buying IMO is Strange's","I think those 15% duration bonuses for TAO might smooth some things out, but the Strange uniform is the only one I bought right of the bat." +Yeah there are about 50 billion ways To kill Fox Lucifer even without Chloe. I was talking about Comic Lucifer. :),I guess it's not an accurate adaptation then? +"According to Wikipedia, blockbuster still has 12 locations, down from over 8,000.",They still operate online as well +What I get from this is the writer has absolute shit taste in comedy. Staying up to watch SNL every Saturday when that shit hasn't been good for as long as I can remember now.,11-Oct-75 +A persecution complex allows them to do whatever they want without any of that quiet reflection for their own actions when dealing with consequences. It can simply be attributed to someone else. It is all their fault and they do this because they hate me. Shit like this happens all the time and isn't exclusively an SJW trait.,I'm really pissed that you keep blaming me for this shit. +"So men are wonderful, stoic, burden-sharing but not complaining, productive creatures? (also nice prose, not bad).",I stopped reading for a second to look at the username to see if it was Fitzgerald writing it T_T +5 days after the release... I got my op3t and i am really enjoying it! I only have a question. How Can i set the Home Screen in the middle of my 3 Views? Usually there must be a Home Icon eg. Thanks for the reply,Nope +"Reference to the new Snow brawl. When reloading on the piles of snow Mei will say a variety of lines - one of them being 'pat, pat, pat' referencing patting snow together to make snowballs.","Ah, thanks a bunch." +"You'd tear up for another reason, if had my way with you faggot","I found a fash, comrades" +"Easy candy for an easily caught pokemon. Walk lots, catch lots. Use a lucky egg and start evolving. Suddenly every pidgey is worth 1000XP. I've got 24 pidgey, 6 weedle, 4 caterpie, 8 ratata, and a bunch of other pokemon waiting to power level. One lucky egg, assuming I can evolve all of them within the 30min, will get me 85000XP including new pokemon bonuses for some.",I think the max is well over 100 evolutions per egg +After 8 years Americans prove the rumor to be false. They went black and now they are going back.,Orange is the new black. +"Finland is becoming increasingly worried about what it sees as Russian propaganda against it, including Russian questioning about the legality of its 1917 independence. The country shares a 1,340 km (833 mile) border and a difficult and bloody history with Russia, of which it was once a part.",Winter War 2: Hot Summer +Looks awesome! :D,Thank you! +"She is, reddit is dumb","Oh really, and if she ain't?" +I feel like your chemistry graphics look different for some reason,Chemistry graphics? +SpaceSniffer visualizes the space taken up on your storage device to help you find files that are taking up too much space! (It got me about 200gb back),"I just buy another hard drive, when my drives get full" +Hector Bellerin promises not to pick up the phone if Barcelona contact him,"Pick up that phone baby, I know you're home baby." +"It isn't, because you use ram sticks in pairs of 2, not 3. This was different with the i7 9xx series",2x2GB + 2x4GB makes a nice 12GB Just not sure DDR4 comes in 2GB +Send more tourists...,Thats even worse D: +"After the first episode was over, I was blown away. The whole thing was very trippy.",What's it about? +Seems to be one of the lowest rated CoDs I've seen. How is it?,"I've heard really good things about the campaign and zombies, but not much about the PvP." +I swear to God in a few hours this will accrue thousands of upvotes misleading tens of thousands people to believe absolute nonsense based on the title alone.,I bet it's already with bold captions up and down on Facebook by now +Reynolds is such a nice guy,For You +The stripe stops like halfway down the shoe lmfao.,No it doesn't +Sauce?,~Theodore John Kaczynski +I'm a heroin junkie. Here's a giant abscess from shooting up before and after being opened up.,Was it dirty needles or lack of cleaning that caused the infection? +Crocodile goes for a swim,Pool fences aren't only for the safety of children. +Sassy healer squad,Payload payload payload! +"Firstly, those were Colonial Marines, not Space Marines. Very significant difference. Secondly, they didn't blow up the planet, but they did remove a very substantial chunk of it when they overloaded the terraformer's fusion reactors.",Another Inquisitor looking for trouble. +With LFY Smartphone?,With OnePlus 3 +To be fair this can be true. I have heard from reputable sources that sacrificising your first born to the old gods will get you a 50% pay rise and promotion.,I hear Rumpelstiltskin has some damn good offers if you happen to have a lot of straw laying about. +What is the hot wicking Material nowadays? Almost finished with this box of Rayon and I'm wondering what everyone is using now. Last time I was really around Japanese Cotton Pads were all the rage. Just looking for some input form the fellow rebuilders out there.,I use chore boy +"Reported a VLC crash, I've never seen such sass",Not seen this before. +"Assuming you're referring to Luden's and the hextech items. Luden's replaced DFG, and the hextech items are more for AP bruisers and less for straight up burst mages.","TIL Annie, Auerlion and Kennen are AP bruisers." +"Maybe because nowadays we are more exposed to people doing just reactions to some event and nothing more. Like all theses reactions video, and social network buzzing after a major event. Because we are more exposed to it we don't feel like its useless anymore and we start to enjoy it... Strange way where people's interest is going ! Haha kidding just wanted to say lol.",This! +German shepherd howling with wolves from Zootopia,My friend has a dog that starts howling if she makes howling sounds herself. +"An hour to find how to break in this abandoned church in Lyon, France",So how did you get in? +So when can we expect to get access to this bypass? This seems amazing if it is true.,Hours ago... +Only on the welcome bundle and pax portrait. I don't think welcome bundle mattered much cuz the deck i climbed with was the aggro budget faie. I can give you the list if you want. And yeah it's totally possible f2p.,"Well that's reassuring, I just hope I don't have to look up meta decks in order to get anywhere, which is generally the nature of these." +Going Breed Crazy with HA Mareanie,I'll offer you a shiny beldum for a 5 IV one if you can handle more breeding :) +"Pokemon Sun/Moon preload available for North America, Australia, and Japan",Do you think someone will hack it to be playable before release? +Download OSB and use it in stretched fixed mode?,They took out this feature with the resizeable update +"Pink tunica and Chakrams for a Dominus GT and trinity, Or a turtle certified Mk2 and trinity.",Still on? +* 29th December French shuffle is leaked,inb4 G2 didn't include it because they already made everybody stay in G2. +"How would I go about getting the Grombrindal dlc without a nearby GW? Question is in the title, I play dwarves as my main but live in rural England so going to GW isn't really a top option",I told one of the stores in my town that my legs didn't work and they gave me a code on facebook +"What's your favorite login screen song? So we've had tons of login screens through LOLs lifetime. What's your favorite? Mine is 2013 Snowdown's theme song. There's something about the song and the Lulu skin (now it's my second favorite, thank Star Guardian for that) that really got me.",Tahm Kench Super Galaxy Rumble Dragon Trainer Trist Lucian Ekko +The INT Demi God has still not been released. It could be vegeta and those two would most likely get Dokkan awakenings along with the phy one.,"It's probably gonna be trunks, his Dokkan fest is on the 28th." +How did Goku even become so Fat?,Too much bacon +"Okay that's what I expected, no answer.",holy shit fuck off you're a 13 year old social reject who cringes over socially normal situations stop spamming me what do even you want me to say +What are those plants in the middle of the 105g? They look awesome,"Limnophila sessiliflora I think, very easy to care for." +The literal Oppression Olympics over at Everyday Feminism,Identifies as fat? +"Don't worry, its not *pizza* or anything.","And thank god for that, jesus" +How do you explain reddit to someone who has never heard of it before?,It's basically memes and porn. +fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck 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No issues for him.",Lucky Whitehead's snap had him playing air basketball with Dez at practice so I think he'll have 3 touchdowns. +Matthew Can't Stop Me Stafford,YOU DONT OOOOWWWNNNN MEEEEE +Liberals Wonder What to Tell Their Children. The Truth: America Is Not a Fairy Tale.,Thankfully I don't have children and at this rate probably won't. +Pfft as if Chrome still doesn't eat all your RAM up at that point.,It doesn't. +Video of woman punching man outside 7-Eleven goes viral,"Phew, lucky he didn't watch The Red Pill documentary." +ill fucking call it. WITNESS ME!!!!!!,F +**Obama used executive privilege on their correspondence.** We have Ms. Immunity Cheryl Mills stating they need to **clean up** the Clinton/Obama e-mails because they **lacked state.gov**. Additionally **he publicly denied knowing** about the server (via saying he learned through the press). The corruption goes ALL the way to the top! **#DrainTheSwamp #ToppleObama**,\#Obamageddon +"I think this is how it should be at the start, but on death it should be the person who killed you, always.",same +"Holy shit, I post this and a minute later we're at 0 points and 46% upvoted. Loving the civil discussion we're having here.",I think it's more that it's been posted ten times in 3 minutes +'Rope. Tree. Journalist.': Photo of t-shirt worn at Trump rally goes viral,he just means that he's making a rope swing that they can go back and forth on together? +It's not about it being held down. It's about the damage that the straps could do to a several thousand year old object with a potentially malleable surface.,"Yeah, I know....." +That place is a cesspool. Some seriously fucked up thread titles in there.,Ever so often I go there and remember why I hate it +"Damn, I can't believe how quick this first half has passed!",Thank God +"COME AND TAKE IT, I DARE YOU",FITE ME! +Tried turning it off and then on again?,I heard if you just keep popping the old hollowed pumpkin heads you'll be lag free and booted free for 30 minutes if it deactivated just reactivate it +What's the typical Indian breakfast?,Definitely not beef. +"Human are killing these beautiful animal from a long time only for clothes, but now we have many types of fabric, I can't understand why human doing this.",Like the buffalo. +"I was already to report this for not being the exact title, but that's the real title apparently. Huh.","That title should still be reported, correct or not." +"What a stupid ass. Yes, people with vaginas do feel pain down there. Sooo much, depending on the situation... The fact that most people like this are extremely stupid is kind of comforting in some weird way.",In what world would a highly innervated area of soft tissue not be sensitive to impact? +PRESIDENT TRUMP: TODAY WE MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!,I voted Trump! +Theres no comparison. You might as well compare papercuts with cancer.,Have you had a paper cut though? +You could hit him with an 11 foot pole.,Roll for initiative. +"FBI Comey did NOT clear Hillary of bribery, the Clinton Foundation pay for play weapon sales, illegal campaign funding, lying under oath, destruction of evidence or any of the many other things she did still under investigation. Only KNOWINGLY transmitting classified info which she did ignorantly. FBI Comey did NOT clear Hillary of bribery, the Clinton Foundation pay for play weapon sales, illegal campaign funding, lying under oath, destruction of evidence or any of the many other things she did still under investigation. Only KNOWINGLY transmitting classified info which she apparently did ignorantly instead of knowingly.",(She did it knowingly) +"Windows 10 and CS:GO freezing Recently, like three weeks ago I experieced major stutter/freezing which was due to a Windows update, which I had on my computer. In some way I fixed it because I followed guide which was posted earlier. Yesterday there was another Windows update and it fucked up CS; I experience major stutter ones again. It's not that hard to fix but I have to delete and reinstall CS which is kind of frustrating. This needs to be fixed if others also share the same experience.",Just switch to linux +"Halloween themed Iron Banner? Amy chances that Iron Banner's returning this week, possibly with Halloween emblems and maps like Trials had last weekend?","I wish, but I doubt the Live Team has the money to support something so complex." +Why would they nerf shorties into the ground?,Because they can't figure out how to buff other weapons to compete? +"Banner medal odds Are the odds of getting a specific premium increased if they are on the banner? For instance, would I have a higher chance of pulling Axel during this banner, compared to the next one? Trying to prepare options if iSeph is the mercy pull in a banner with him and iKairi in the next few weeks.","I did get SP Axel, so maybe" +LeBron just airballed a free throw against the Rockets #Shaqtin,If Steph Curry did this the reaction would be crazy compared to how it is atm with Lebron +This vending machine gives your money back if your item does not drop,Thats clever and useful +How do you have a relationship with a lire from the start of it.,gotta fuck that the basic monetary unit of Turkey +"There is a new game coming out made by the people who made Chivalry, the name I do not remember though.",Mirage mystical combat +"One of the community's main issue with Legion: Legendaries. Blizzards' response: MOAR LEGENDARIES! (Which, in itself just adds more RNG) Add to this the huge nerfs to mages and i'm not sure i'll stay subbed.",Nostalrius is relaunching soonish though :) +Pretty sure in the base game there are race options similar to Battlefront.,"This isn't necessarily confirmed, but I do hope this is the case." +*Humans are disgusting. FTFY. We smell MUCH better before puberty and before our bodies start to rot a noticeable amount.,How about we all agree to not smell each other.. +"This. All he had to do was shut his mouth. I assume if you're a billionaire and you launch a presidential campaign, you hire someone who knows how to do that sort of thing. They probably say things like stay off of twitter and for the love of God apologize to John McCain. The key is to surround yourself with smart people AND listen to them. It's kinda one of the keys to being a decent president too.",I so wanted him to be good but he's just not. +Please explain how he put up his highest marks in Week 2? The guy had 0 points in standard. Just no... not even sure he's scored double digits this season.,"I'm in a custom PPR, he had a good 2nd week in my league, he's been rather consistent actually." +She'd get rid of one.,Parvati and Russell say otherwise. +Afrocentrists are nutty.,The site is madder than a badger in a bag. +"It's not really a jungle, it's France. People are trying to use the phrase to make it sound like these people are in more danger than they actually are. They're in France.","Its a bit dangerous in France, lot of people got killed with terrorism not long ago." +THE GRANDKIDS SPILLED SODA IN THE KEYBORD,WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPEN IF WE HAD THE SODA TAX +It's kinda funny when the troll account actually makes good points trying to parody someone else.,He's just paying the troll toll. +Pixel! There's always a way to get one.,"Hahaha, hay, sana magkaroon talaga satin na official." +A kid held up a sign with his Venmo ID on ESPN and thousands of people sent him money,Just wait until he gets a nice letter from the IRS for that. +fuck that I wanna erase that shit out of my memory,... to experience it again (in my case). +"It's a true murican meal, how dare you question the brave patriot who made it! But yeah, I too was staring in disbelief when they just kept adding more and more fat to the dish.",yet I always see people on reddit complaining about a conspiracy against eating fat +Steam - Enclave 00110011 00111000 00111111 00111000 01000001 00101101 01010100 00110011 01001000 00110011 01001011 00101101 01001001 01010001 00110110 01000011 01010100 Replace ? with P,Noice you saw my PSA post +"I mean she's been pretty based throughout the election, it's a wonder why she isn't ahead of What's Alepo? Man.",She is beating him among independents +Star Conflict 1.3.13: Phase two,"Woot, now we not only need rank specific materials we get to collect faction specific materials for those r14 DD's." +"TIL In 1920s Germany had inflation of 100 billion % & in 1946 Hungary had inflation of 42,000 billion per cent",That doesn't seem right. +"Wait, is that a service people could use? Like, an app that hooks amputees up with their mirror counterpart so that everyone can save money on gloves and shoes and stuff?",I know I've seen it for shoes! +I guess it was the Army that defeated the Axis powers and not the Heads of State of the Allies.,A global war effort is a lot different that killing an old man on dialysis living in a shack and not offering a single shred of proof it happened. +Petition to get Rybi off the show.,I hate Rybi but this is stupid and won't do shit. +What happened to r/F7U12? Just been talking to my brother about how rage comics used to be funny and how I've not seen one on the front page for ages. Just went there and it's like a graveyard. 535k subscribers and last post was 6 days ago. What happened?,it's f712u that may be part of your problem +do a few lumbridge challange diary things and go claim cash from explorer jack,Which diary tasks would you recommend for a fresh new ironman? +"I managed to complete all the soul challenges! What a great way to end the weekend, especially when I don't get much time to play. The calling card is great too. Who else has completed them all?",Only need like 50 revives +"Yeah, I'd be staring daggers at the person who was about to undo everything I'd worked for in the past 8 years as well.",Everything they worked for is bullshit and should be undone. +"I know this probably gets posted all the time but TURN OFF XBOX DVR ON WINDOWS 10 As far as I know it's enabled by default in the pre-loaded Xbox App in Windows 10. I found this out when I was having trouble running newer games at 60fps, despite having a pretty decent setup. Watch Dogs 2 is back up to a stable 60 after hovering around 45 before I disabled the DVR option. Cheers!","Haven't had any problems yet, and haven't turned it off either." +"In my experience, I've always had the opposite problem. I knew exactly what I needed to do, exactly how to do it, and I knew the consequences of not doing it. And yet, I still just wouldn't do it.",I kek'd. +I need CNN and bookface to confirm this is not fake news!,"Yes, the popular social networking site known as bookface." +Were you not born before 2006,"Seriously, who let these kids in here?" +Seriously tho... how many people have experienced this?,And they suddenly receive a phd in nutrition +"I apologize, I'm clearly doing a terrible job expressing myself. In general I like the new UI a lot better. Tons. No more cryptic two word descriptions or menus inside menus inside menus. And I'm all for convergence when it works! In fact I wish it was MORE like the iOS settings app in the way the toggles are laid out. And while theres way more space on the desktop I'm not trying to be insanely nit-picky about white space but there's so much of it that my monitor 12 toggles take up two pages. Basically because the font size is stuck at like 32 and the actual toggles are on their own lines instead of to the right. I'm a really visual person and I like to have all the information in front of me and take it all in at once. It's just upsetting because it feels very clunky and unfinished.","Well it is clunky and unfinished, but they have to start somewhere :)" +"Best Gaming Headset Under 90$? I am looking for a new gaming headset with good headphone quality and a good microphone and with some nice features (Remove mic, removable wire, ect) I don't care about the extra features they would just be nice I currently havea hyper x cloud 2 but It broke so i need a new one thanks everyone",G903 +Two Types of People...,"I expect another 1 and a half to 2 years, in that time the ti will release and another titan card will." +"WAIT A SECOND, I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING THAT HELPS YOUR REALIZATION The girl that Baby killed was trapped inside her chest, and *no one could hear her.*",this story sure is 100 times darker than anything else we've seen +I think one of the XBox Achievements or whatever says something about .45.,That's what I remember it from. +adios. Kids been trouble everywhere hes been since he was a Jr in HS and im honestly pretty surprised his scholarship offer wasnt revoked before he showed up on campus. Ive heard rumors from cocaine use to stealing from teammates and consistently heard hes just got a lousy attitude and doesnt wanna work hard or do what is asked of him on or off the field. All that combined with the fact that hes like 50 pounds underweight makes me wish him well and grateful that he left/jimbo told him to leave to open the spot up for someone who really wants to be a part of the program.,Rumor has it he's got a xanax problem. +"I agree, to make Jerudong Park as a tourist attraction rn wouldn't be effective. A slightly more expensive ticket to Malaysia or Indonesia and you get Legoland or that Surabaya indoor park with crazy fast rollercoaster","we could although, market ourselves like sabah and sarawak and get a kickback from malaysia's marketing if we follow their lead by reversing all of those stuffs and focus on tourism development then after that we could overtake them and be somewhat like thailand without the crime and prostitution after that we just need to develop and refine to make ourselves a thriving economic hub whereas the tourism is just for stabilisation we need a lotta buildings to be constructed for the tourists something along the lines of a mall/hotel would be great, some where in a competitive area for tourists to stay at and is not far away from the attractions" +You can buy 2 chickens and get all the eggs you want.,Don't do this unless you want chicken crap everywhere. +28s went out of stock as I was ordering. Only 34x36 left now.,Guess your kid better start lifting. +I'd say its the leading offer so far aha,Hooray +What do you buy alcohol for? I buy alcohol to drown my sorrows after a 12 hour shift. Why do you drink?,I like rewarding myself after a long week of studying and working +"Yeah, so many missions became, climb up and spot enemies. stealth kill enemies. find X item and return to Y location. Mud and Blood was great in terms of characters and stories, but just drug on as they kept just wrecking other tanks endlessly. The Gallipoli one wasn't bad though actually, you were part of a bunch of people and other than when you were the runner, it wasn't bad.. You were in with groups fighting. Oh, except then you take a fortress by yourself........",Sounds just like the multiplayer tbh +Go read his speeches. He was an excellent choice for president.,"Yeah but him being on camera, showing his charisma and charm helped him a lot." +"Trust me you're wrong. Since it never specifies that he's referring to a certain subgroup of people, the 'alternate reality' section is a clause that describes the group of Hamilton fans as a whole.",Feel free to self select +"3 ranked games after lp punishment,I get another lp punishment.This is just ridiculous.",I guess its better we dont see the team chat after how the game looks and what was written in allchat. +Unofficial Game Thread Chicago Cubs (2-3) @ Cleveland Indians (3-2) **Cubes Lineup** Fowler CF Schwarber DH Bryant 3B Rizzo 1B Zobrist LF Russell SS Contreras C Heyward RF Baez 2B Arrieta P **Indians Lineup** Santana DH Kipnis 2B Lindor SS Napoli 1B Ramirez 3B Chisenhall RF Crisp LF Naquin CF Perez C Tomlin P,Freese mention :D +I'M GOING BACK TO TEXAS FOR CHRISTMAS! EVERYBODY COME ON! THE STARS AT NIGHT! ARE BIG AND BRIGHT! Also getting engaged at the same time,*DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS* +"I hate this game, hate it hate hate it! I need to play another round...",*GOBBLING WHILE SMASHING KEYBOARD/CONTROLLER* +"For people who wonder: yes, you must even shower with the gun too",I don't think a gun would work after being soaked with water O_o +NYT to undecided voters: Don't hand Trump the White House,or the GOP. +Does no one proof read before publishing their articles? The writer misspelled Weiner.,I'm sure his hands were shaking enough just writing it. +"Psyonix, please increase limit of car presets to 15/20","Sorry, can't add more, would be too confusing to the players" +The military supports Trump,"No, people in the military might support him but the leadership surely does not." +The Germans even have a word for the Germans have a word for that.,"German here, which one would that be?" +Boone is a college town so uhh wrong. Charlotte is also pretty damn young and attractive. Try fayettville or durham or something...,The college girls are meth heads too. +Mets Minor Leaguers are now literally bronies. inb4 Tim Tebow in a trench coat and fedora w/ a neck beard.,All he's missing is a trench coat +None. Football is everything to Bill. I could see him coaching another 10+ years.,Bill is gonna be coaching until he dies. +"If we misbehaved, my stepdad would make us stay up and watch old reruns of Lawrence Welk. We hated it.",nice mine would just tell me i would never do anything good with my life. +Donald Trump Elected President,Congrats to President Pence. +What is the simplest costume someone can put together for Halloween that can still remain terrifying?,A sign saying Trump supporter +"Those of you who are 6-0, what is your team? I'm 4-2 and I feel like I have as good a team as I would want. Can't imagine how stacked you must be to be undefeated! For the record, I've got: QB: Carr K: Vinatieri DST: Cards TE: Gronk RB: Hyde, Ware, Tevin, CJA, DeAngelo, Ajayi WR: Evans, AR15, TY, Pryor, Fuller, Diggs Quite a few have been trades/waivers tho. How insanely beast you gotta be to go lossless?","10 team standard: QB: Luck RB: Charles, Ware, McKinnon, Forte, Powell, Melvin Gordon, Cmike, Rawls WR: Jordy, Evans, Amari Cooper, Tyrell Williams TE: Gronk K: Catanzaro D: Arizona" +Your stay here has come to an end. Wish I could say it was a pleasure.,Now I really want to know what was commented +Olivia Munn,Goddess +"Police routinely misuse state and federal databases to stalk romantic interests, business partners, family, and even each other",The folks at r/conspiracy we told you so. +everyone noticed except me :(,If it makes you feel any better.. I loved the choice of music and the actual camera path was great. +It's what turned it into a meme. It's why people who don't listen to Simon & Garfunkel can make the reference in 2016.,Fair enough. +"Holy shit, they transferred the curse, just like that Stephen King book",Chicago Bears confirmed to blow a 14-point lead in the NFC Championship to the Cardinals +"Which will lead to Danica winning multiple races, because she was lucky enough to avoid the extremes golf cart wreck where 17 drivers got injured.",And she still complains. +Bro you have been killing it with the memes lately,I made the Spurs one :( +Zero quality recievers to throw too. Watkins cannot be the go to guy on that team anymore. He is good not great.,You've clearly never seen him play +"Maybe it's just me, but are there more street-sleepers than ever? I've lived here all my life and just seems like there are more.",Housing crisis +"If you hear a whip cracking, especially near spawn, please slow down to get the speed buff from the Disciplinary Action. I'm not a fan of obvious PSAs, but this is something I see happen from Gibus-wearers to Unusual-wears: rarely do people slow down or turn around to receive the speed buff from the Disciplinary Action. &nbsp; Again, especially if at spawn, slow down to get the speed buff: it'll help both your Soldier and yourself get to the frontlines faster. -- If you want to take this one step further, even after receiving the speed buff, slow down towards the end of the buff to keep refreshing the buff. I usually use the *Help!* voice command to try to get people to slow down for the buff, but that has yet to work. So, I guess a bonus PSA is, Pay attention to voice comms, they might be serious! &nbsp; *Note*: Once you've slowed down, if you're a Heavy or another Soldier, it's not necessary to slow down for the rebuff; you're moving slower or at the same speed as your fellow Soldier, so just keep running until you decide to breakoff or run into an enemy.",tbh i hate getting whipped as demo on rollout because it normally leads to me going faster than intended then messing up on a jump. +See Janoris Jenkins and Ollivier Vernon,"Sure man, because nobody wants to play in New York" +Me personally? I fucking hate Windows and happily pay a premium to never use it.,There's always Ubuntu. +STOPPPPP POSTING THESE TO R/PICS,"But... It is a pic, no rule against it" +"Raids feats team Hey guys a few friends and I want to go for daredevil and we need a couple more experienced people to get some of the yaka feats, if any of you guys are interested in getting some of the feats or just want to help that would be really appreciated. Just leave your rsn below, thanks!","RSN is The Demon Of, I just need ATN for DD D:" +"People act like they could actually do this. I mean, at least this cake could really be a majority of cake and the fondant actually just cover. Shit, when it's used like this, Fondant taste pretty good.",To each their own but fondant tastes like plastic to me. +City to hang condoms in Walnut Creek Park. WTF,Fire the idiot who came up with this idea. +"We have to play the Falcons. (Games I didn't think I'd be worried about after Week 1 for $500, Alex...)",I'm going to preemptively complain about you guys playing the Falcons because this seems like the exact game in which they come back to earth and allow yall to keep cruising. +Our president will have a shitposting history. I can only get so erect.,remember to seek medical attention for erections lasting more than 4 hours! +Pick poor girls and boys. All will win as they have been playing hunger games from the day they were born.,topkek +The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell,Cant forget about the smooth and rough ER! +Step 1 - be a female. Step 2 - don't be male.,Or: Step 1 - Be good looking Step 2 - Don't be ugly +Pls draw Juve,Glad you're wrong. +"China on Tuesday rejected a plan by U.S. Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump to back out of a global climate change pact, saying a wise political leader should make policy in line with global trends, a rare comment on a foreign election",this further proved the point of climate change is something the commies invented to scare the good working american! +"People who don't wrestle: What do you think is the most painful (non-hardcore) move to take? People who have wrestled, what actually is the most painful move to take? I imagine chops, powerbombs, and being tossed over the ropes hurt the most, but I'm sure I'm forgetting stuff that is way more painful. Obviously chair shots, going through tables, and going through ladders are among the the worst, but I want to know which normal moves hurt the most.",The Berserker's finisher looks pretty painful. +"I heard both saying what's up, then I think Woodley says deez nuts",I thought he said 'not much' +I'm not in Europe and I use them regularly. Great for warm up and hiit,I am in Europe and only saw them used once and then with poor form +Can you change your clothes/hair in SUMO?,Of course silly +/ignore @ champion name. You can mute pings/messages/laughing. Many people don't know this!,Doesn't work for me. +They still do.,But they used to also. +Fitzpatrick hadn't been benched yet so this type of play was technically impossible,Well the next qb available now is Powell so it's impossible to bench him now +Requirements vs. Implementation,You're given an AK -- earn your privacy. +Except it's worth it. Because being able to pick Support as secondary increases the overall support pool as a whole. You underestimate how many people completely stopped playing Support because of flawed position selection.,"more support at the cost of screwing the other 4 positions, why not give IP increase to people playing support like Reddit is suggesting since new draft was introduced, there could be even better solutions but right now the system is flawed" +Any in-game sounds that tilt you? What are some sounds effects in the game that you just can't stand? Mine is Miss Fortune's sounds when she ults.,Every single sound Annie makes. +#EASIEST POLL OF MY LIFE,You got something against Poles? +BBC/Top Gear probably doesn't even know that they exist.... until *now*,"But actually, this business owner is probably about to get schlonged by lawyers now that this is on the internet" +Naku challa challi undi!,Neeku challa picchi undi! +Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?,"Easy there, Jaden!" +It only takes one hit...,The danger makes it more fun +Still hope for Alien Isolation. Sign petition. 750 so far.,"I must have already signed it way back when, because I can't for the life of me see where it indicates where I should sign." +Libertarian nominee Gary Johnson: Clinton presidency 'may well end up in impeachment',BREAKING: Weld's running mate urges followers to vote for Donald Trump. +"I personally like the idea of range buffs. People will say that might be too much but to that I reply. Akali has a gap closer farther then 95% of the adcs can auto attack, how is giving them more range not fair. Especially since mobi creep is still a thing. Camille has a crazy long gap closer on top of Flash, and yes you also have flash but that's just the issue. If the only way for you to counter a summoner spell with with another summoner spell, it's an issue. All these ADC killers have really solid gap closers, and even the ones that don't just flash on you and you either use your flash or die. Lee, Hec, Yas, Zed, Kha, Vi, Camille, etc all can reach you with a normal spell and you HAVE to rub a 300 second cd summ to deal with that? Like no, that's kinda dumb. Adcs should have more self safety and range is a solid answer.",Those champions have giant gapclosers because they are designed to be backline divers +TRASH TALK THREAD: I'M THANKFUL FOR YOUR TEAM SUCKING ANOTHER YEAR YOU WON'T WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP,i wish you all a happy thanksgiving +Conor's next 4 fights should be(being as fair to fighters as possible and satisfying as many fans as possible):,"Hopefully it will be something like that, but Nate won't fight anyone but McGregor." +That awkward moment when Glenn Beck is the voice of reason.,Broke clock and all that +Activities?,He went to the ones in the Village with the People. +I actually think of a high-functioning autist that uncooks the books of international crime organizations. I guess that's the same thing.,Shit better give ABC a call they can run it after the show about the court psychologist. +Given that OP said the non-profit 'provides work for low income youth' I'd guess that some of the money goes to the Spanish-speaker on the other end of the call.,It isn't really nonprofit if people are making money off of me +Is that how your wife feels about your internet porn addiction?,ooooohhh solid burn +HMJB while I jump through this net,where do you collect the pachinko balls? +"When I first made my character i tried to make myself, if I was killed at age 30 and brought back as a Guardian. During ROI, I was reminded that I instead made a square-faced jar-head who has Leon Kennedy's emo hair on steroids. Making your character at like 2 in the morning after launch has its disadvantages.","pics or GTFO (of the character, but a facial comparison would be nice though.)" +BILL CLINTON IS AS BIG OF A MOSTER AS BILL COSBY. HILLARY THREATENED AND INTIMIDATED HIS VICTIMS. THIS CANNOT GO UNPUNISHED.,White priveledge +One held with fake Rs. 2000 notes in Dimapur: Nagaland Post,"Mitron, fake currency ki problem demonetisation solve Kar dega" +Pretty sure that's a reflection,Give or take about a million light reflections passing over that lens... +What's the ability that getting hit by makes you feel the worst? For me it has got to be Soraka Q. Getting hit by it or seeing an ally get hit by it pisses me off so much. Feels so fucking awful to get hit by.,"Ever see a lux Q come at you in slow motion, I always do and stil lget hit by it." +Never knew they had a subreddit for my fetish here.,I'm pretty sure they have subreddits for fetishes that don't even exist +Let's See What You Ship,Red lines go from Yang to literally everyone else +Typical. I bet you are a Cowboys fan as well. Dipshit.,Stop calling my team spooky.txt +"You never need to justify buying lunchables, well maybe any other kind besides pizza.",The triple stack pizza is dope. +"IMO Best - food there is a lot of things you can get in and around Tulsa if you look. If you like music Tulsa had a bunch of this. Shooting there are different competitions usually one if not two a weekend. People for the most part are friendly. Worst - traffic, everything about it you would think most of the people around Tulsa don't know what the lever in the left side of the steering wheel.",Cain's is probably the best music venue I have ever been to.... +not really,I'm not gonna bother looking up the definition of a spoiler. +"Wow JumpingJazzJam, you sure do post a lot of pro-Hillary comments. Like non-stop.",That is a strange comment for you to make since I have never voted for her and never will. +Lol MSNBC had Amy Goodman in studio talking about it. Joy was talking about it on her show today.,LOL that would be their first outing of the issue. +FEMALES INJURED. And some other people too I guess. I mean really? Dick title.,Universal Constant; even the left places a high (some would say higher) value on female life/issues. +Fuck them all.,Every fanbase has a few of those +You're a better person than I am,OP is a better person then everybody I know combined +Stockton & Malone. All the talent in the world but no rings to show for it.,"Pfft better part of 2 decades for the Jazz, you can't count this as tragic." +"You have to pay to use a feature of the phone that you own? That's dumb... You already pay for the data, anyway.","Not in the US you don't, but you can buy an actual hotspot/ jetpack for $10/month." +Not before we get Morrigan.,The only problem is I'll always Morrigan from DA whenever I see her :( +Probably because a month ago when everyone thought Hillary was gonna win the idea of Trump not just instantly accepting the results were called a threat to democracy.,"But a recount isn't not accepting the results, it is simply ensuring that the process worked as it should." +That camera pan explained nothing for me.,"I can't even find the ball, not even when pausing the gif" +I GOT 5 ON IT,I am pleasantly surprised to hear that being played at AT&T +That's hilarious man,"I wasn't exactly trying to be, I'm honestly wondering what happened there" +Drink a lot in the intermission so you can go pee when the 3rd starts,So much pressure.... +i love him but I think he speaks too much on this dlc,Yeah I'm worried this might become tedious to listen to after a while +What does what mean?,What is a agender? +Wikileaks e-mail shows Donald Trump as a Pied Piper Candidate elevated by the DNC and MSM to hurt GOP,That link has absolutely nothing to do with Trump. +"Hmm, not heard of that one before... to the google!","Guinea worm is the same as dracunculiasus, the leg worm depicted in the video." +"Good places to hang out in Orlando? Hi, I will be in town for a few days next week. What are some cool places to hang out in Orlando? Something with lots of bars, and a cool scene happening. Going to be going out on Monday night. thanks!","Not enough information, so here's the generic CityWalk/Disney Springs recommendation." +my bedroom,Heathen! +"If we can turn a licencing law into swiss cheese, I think it's easier to make a compelling argument the law isn't necessary or good.",because tax loopholes have created that same exact argument for lowering taxes. +Let's Play - Uno: The Movie,I can't wait for HemboHero to give this Let's Play it's own compilation video. +"It's nigahiga, a really popular YouTuber, they're probably just making fun of all the dumb bottle flip videos people made where they did the flip and then went crazy dabbing or screaming or something","Ok, there are so many people taking this shit seriously I thought it might be real." +One inter-racial Marriage equals Genocide. Makes total fuckin sense right?,"I think their logic is, If white women aren't forced to marry white men like me, I won't be able to compete." +I don't disagree with that but three of Lesters fact checks were wrong and he didn't fact check Hillary on calling the TPP the gold standard. It was pretty pathetic.,I can't believe they didn't fact check his I never said that when she brought up his chinese climate change conspiracy theory +Think of cacao powder,"Ooh, that did it!" +"Yet, the registered voters in my area is about 50% of the population, on a good election year we get about 50% of that coming out to vote. On elections that matter to the every day (local, non-presidential) we get less than 10% of registered voters out to vote...that means that we have about 5% of the population voting for local matters deciding for the other 95%.",I wonder how much gaming of the system goes on to decide what gets thrown on a presidential ballot vs a midterm ballot (vs a special election). +"Think I'm rolling with Stafford over Rivers, but I may change my mind last minute...",I'm going with Rivers as of now +Thanks mancer,:3 +What happens when a tyre bursts.,SNIPER! +"Virgil in Fallout 4 bothers me. He lives in the glowing sea because it'll make it harder for people to get to him, right? But he's hiding from the Institute. They'd send Coursers after him - not flesh and blood humans, synths who aren't affected by radiation. So... why? Also the Brotherhood of Steel's main goal is to acquire tech. They're basically magpies, if it's shiny, they want that shit. So while it's totally understandable that they want to kill the people in the Institute, why aren't they trying to salvage as much of their stuff as they can? They don't even cart anything out of that place, they just blow it up.",The radiation was to act as a way to prevent them detecting his presence there. +it's cheaper and has better graphics on pc though,Smaller player base though which to me is more important which is why I have both +I've been waiting for S3 for a pretty long time!!! Wheeeeere is it,I read a few months ago that they're aiming for April. +Religion in US 'worth more than Google and Apple combined',Looks like it's time to pick up my faith again. +"Oh you called someone on the Internet a name, while arguing. Way to lose the respect of the everyone in this thread.","i wasn't arguing i was being straight up explaining, keeping it real, no insult, just linguistic texture" +It's out just played a match,My queue is taking so damn long. +What's everyone drinking post game? I've got a bottle of eagle rare single barrel select that's making me feel better.,Gatorade +Are those Pats jerseys new? I like that stripe on the shoulders.,Color rush +why would he pick him because of the word urban?,He's a black gentleman +It's only possible though if you're lucky to get roommates you can trust and who won't bail out on you.,"Living with roommates you don't trust is a rough situation, but by no means unbearable or impossible." +"I started Warthunder as an arcade player myself which is ok for air battles if you just want to fire away,but for tanks it's realistic or nothing imo. Also air rb is waaaay more rewarding and fun once you get into it not being like arcade. There is no other feeling like winning a 1v1 with the odds against you and using most of your ammo,only to see another enemy pop up 4km out and 1km above you while you got about 40 rounds of 20mm left. Gives you the kicks if you got the will to actually try your best.","I won a 1v4 vs Japan in the P-40 the other day, ended up with 6 kills and i felt like a fucking god." +Is this picture photoshopped? A friend posted this on her Facebook.,"You tell us, OP." +That tornado sword infinite combo is basically the answer if you can time it,You the WA that deals 50 damage per spin? +"It's Javits, not Jarvis, lol.",Her speech is actually inside iron mans suit today +"How about changing it to kill a miner a day, to match the theme of all the mining changes.",I would actually support this +"SuperCell is killing Sparky All the new cards hurt Sparky. Mega Minion can snipe a sparky and doesn't have much of a hard counter. Graveyard Spell absolutely destroys Sparky surrounding it in a way that the first shot is easily wasted and also so wizard cant hit all of them. Ice Yeti is a cheap sacrifice that slows down the sparky charge allowing troops to kill sparky without a proper surround before sparky can even charge back up Inferno Dragon is a flying unit. A sparky decks biggest weakness is air. This card will melt your sparky and then turn around to melt your Giant Balance update hurt Sparky Lightning deals massive damage to Sparky and resets charge Log if timed correctly can reset Sparky Even previous changes are hurting Sparky The zap buff has increased use of Rocket and Freeze. While it is true that this is what fair gameplay is, Sparky players should have some sort of chance to win rather than having to wait for the opponent to foolishly use that spell Please fix this SuperCell. Sparky is one of those cards that promote that offensive strategy that you wanted sometime back in March and Sparky honestly needs some sort of buff to survive this rocky meta. I'm aware that some cards like Skarmy and Baby Dragon just don't have a place in the meta but the last time a #legendary was underpowered (The Log) you gave it a buff so why can't Sparky get a buff now? Sparky is barely bordering on legendary but after the release of these new cards, Sparky players will have an even tougher time to deal with the pool of cards pitted against them and this might eventually facilitate the death of Sparky altogether.",Sparky has literally never been stronger than it is right now +I Spy Books,I have the book with this exact photo in it! +"To me its different, Cam is way more disrespectful to the other players, especially when compared to ocho cinco, who seems like a good guy. And the refs aren't stupid, they see that and know the players can police themselves a bit.","Yeah, pointing for a first down, dancing in the end zone, and giving balls to kids is just blatantly disrespectful and should be banned." +LPT: Cut an onion next to an open flame to prevent tearing up.,Do *everything* next to an open flame just for extra badassery points. +"If we were to graph the time we've lived, the space we've taken up, and the impact we've had, all in relation to the entire universe and all time, we would barely register as a dot on that graph.",Pretty egotistical to imply we'd even warrant a whole dot. +Everyone Thank Michael Moore for Making the Rust Belt Great Again!,Between him and CNN inspiring me to vote Trump... +"I've always wanted to rob a bank, but you're gonna have to give me Canadian tips instead.",Be sure you say please when you ask for the money. +Ceptin has changed his name to i suck!,what does he suck? +"And here you are, still insisting that socialism has caused millions of deaths.","Yea all society is needs is Great Leap Forward, like in China." +We must oppose both.,"Here, here" +Guillermo Visits the Dodgers and the Cubs,god i love justin so much +On,CTR's +Having to scroll right down to the bottom of the list to find RX cards but GTX 1060/70/80 are right up at the default top.,And not being able to close the list after selecting the ones you want Thanks alphabetical order! +You're shopping at Costco when the zombie apocalypse breaks out. Everyone flees leaving only you inside. How do you survive?,Lock every door and build a pillow fort on top of those huge shelves. +We aren't all in college you know. Some of us are trying to play this game while at work all day! What am I supposed to do now? Work?,This is my sentiment exactly. +"You can vote for anyone, yes, but let's not pretend a third party can actually win with our current political culture.",i agree but that doesn't change the fact rigging the election is far worse than rigging a primary +"Wait, what? You get fined a grand for not using a jimmy in a hookup? WTF stupid ass country did he do that in? Oman?",and Sweden even calls it rape and chase you all around the world :P +"Well for me he has personally but I don't watch other teams as closely so I have to leave room for error. I know Matip has been great, Alderweireld immense as usual and Koscielny is a beast so it will always be a bit subjective.","Matip is/was carrying us in defence, more so than the others do for their teams." +Naaah I just gotta go back to homework that actually matters ;),":P Do not combat a history major in such things, my knowledge is...not infinite but good enough!" +This feels like the quarterback faking an injury in the fourth quarter to save face.,Or like an Aggie QB stomping off the field and whining at Bevo for distracting him. +Yeah. But I said *good* jobs.,What is exactly a good job to you? +L'Equipe: PSG's leaders are disappointed with Angel Di Maria and particularly his detached attitude.,"hmmm, where have I seen this before..." +"Opportunity Knocks With the recent knock to Mkhitaryan, do you guys think this is Memphis Depay's last chance to impress if he wants a realistic future here? I feel like of the players we have in that position, he is the most equipped at playing fast and direct like Mhki. Crystal Palace is also horribly defensive so maybe the risk is mitigated. Here's hoping Mourinho gives him a shot",I think it's almost Certain Memphis is on his way to Everton with the most recent injury to Bolasie +Love playing with them,Short Hair + Big Boobs = Perfect Combination +How do you get it?,either alpha tester or just changed region to oceania restarted his client downloaded the update and switched back to his region. +"Vans x Toy Story, confirmed and coming soon!",idc if i look like an 8 year old with downs syndrome im copping the shit out of the buzz lightyear old skools +"Makes sense... I wonder if this just means we'll end up with more of a focus on youth, and ATL on bringing in bigger names and such.","Atlanta already has an academy, so their approach to youth won't be reliant on the Superdraft like ours since they can actually sign homegrown players." +Dan Murphy on Twitter Biega's bags are packed. Looks like conditioning stint. #canucks,I'm going to have to get a picture of his bags to know for sure. +So you admit you were mocking me then call me out for insulting you? That's some backwards logic. Dont dish it out if you can't take it. Me being right makes me right.,You're so incredibly dense. +"BREAKING: Aaron Black, DNC Rapid Response Coordinator, boasts about coordinating a violent Chicago protest at a Trump event. Two Chicago police reporters were injured and this event got a lot of news coverage.",DNC FOR JAIL! +"16 years ago today, Linkin Park released their debut album 'Hybrid Theory'. October 24th, 2000. Where to start!?!? Over 28 million copies sold, 11 million alone in the US, making it the best selling debut album of the 21st century. 4.8 million copies sold in 2001 making it the top selling album of that year. A lengthy run on the Billboard 200 that lasted years. Numerous Top Album lists from various publications and institutions, such as the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, Rolling Stone, Kerrang!, Loudwire and more. Crazy to think that this album was actually the first CD I ever bought!",The starter band of a generation. +"The free Samsung Galaxy headphones don't block it all out, unlike those silicone insert ones or whatever. I love them. I can still hear emergency vehicles, but no honks over Ke$ha and Akrapovic!","A friend just sent me a link to a Bluetooth helmet for only $110 so I'm gonna be getting that soon, pretty excited to not deal with headphones popping out and breaking all the time." +"as an amputee, i need an auto, but even so, it's still better in every way than a stick, ecept for nostalgia, which is fine if you like old",You're telling me ford's dual clutches are better than their manuals? +A fresh Krispy Kreme donut out of the oven is an angelic transcendent experience.,"i mean theyre good, but in my area of the country there is like one place that does that and the last time i went they didnt have any fresh ones being made" +What's a personal rule that you'll never break?,I've never said profanity out loud. +"As an Alabamian, I've already written his office. Also as an Alabamian, I would ask everyone else do the same. It's downright embarrassing. The man was born in Selma for Gods sake, he should know better.","As a human, I would also ask every Alabamian to do the same." +There better be a fucking qt 3.14 robobrain waifu or I'm gonna be mad.,"check your privilege, you're discriminating against my orientation as a Boeing AH-64 Apache attack helicopter" +"I have reported posts that blatantly encourage rape or other violent acts against women and have been told that they were found to be within the community standards or some shit. Yet a feminist Aboriginal woman posted a photo of an Indigenous woman topless iirc (in the context of their culture) and she was given a 30 day ban. Quick edit, I meant to reply to the poster you replied to. Must be too tired.",well yeah it's about hearing from both sides +"If that's Animated MCU Project, then make it What If project, like what if cap failed to defeat red skull to bomb cities or What if Loki success to Enslave earth with chitauri.",That could be cool +Have you done a lot of shadowing? Perhaps that would help show schools that you're really invested in the career.,I've done around 40-50 hours of shadowing +Chinese Restaurant meal offer,Needs more dog/cat meow meins +It'd be pretty funny if they find that like ~20% of Clinton's votes were illegitimate.,There's a reason why Hillary herself will never request an audit... +Assess the hazard: Mom's Pie,Not the pie I expected when I came here +/b/ replaces one word in a movie title.,The nigger and I +"Driving While Black is real. I talked about it on reddit before - pulled over 4 times on the same ~10km long street one day. Snapped on the last officer just shouting my info while almost throwing my ID at him through the window. Officer (rightly) asked what the fuck is wrong with you while trying to just open my locked door. My blonde, blue eyed girlfriend leaned over me and said this is the fourth time we've been pulled over in the hour and he just picked me up from work (pointing to her well known chain employer down the street) Cops reaction ah fuck, have a good one guys and walk away. Had another cop pull me over one night when driving a female friend home - we passed her, she threw on the lights and cut off a streetcar to chase. I pull over, she slams her door, walks over, demands me out of the car loud enough that sidewalk traffic stopped to watch what was happening... I get out confused as fuck and she actually said these words: it's night and I can't see you and it's illegal to drive while I can't see you even the people on the sidewalk gasped, I asked her to repeat her damn self -- she tried to say my tints were illegal....they were factory and the passenger and driver windows weren't at all....that wasn't what she meant by can't see you at night...we all knew.",The obvious solution is to always drive in White Face. +What's your personal conspiracy theory's about TWW Mine is that the red goo will make umbra frames!,That DE lost the script +i see you started studying for that final a week late,Or 51 weeks early +and the plug pulling out.,Was it weird that this part of the plug saga gave me an erection? +This little boy makes me happy for this game!,I thought all keyboards had a Print Screen button... Guess it's just mine. +From the Meme Wars to Cola War 2... war... war never changes.,But sometimes it can be crisp and refreshing. +"If the gun had been less available, the friend would have had time to warn the mother. If the gun were not an option, and she either hung or drugged herself, there's a chance someone could have intervened in time to save her. Bullies didn't kill her. Responsible gun owners did.",If there were no guns nobody would ever kill themselves. +"I typically don't. I just found it strange that Yahoo, being notorious garbage, immediately put a rookie WR projections that high for the entire season and has not adjusted at all.",You get what you pay for? +Fingers crossed for a stat correction.,In the right direction. +Oklahoma Republican John Bennett (R-OK) calls for Hillary Clinton to be shot to death.,Secret Service? +How do you pop a balloon with a cigarette?,Hot cigarette ashes melted the fibers on my carpet so it's entirely plausible to pop a balloon with one. +I'll take condoms for $200 Alex,"for $200, i hope they throw in a complimentary whore." +"Technically more modern screen are much more energy effcient than older screens. I mean, that 1600:1200 is probably an older modell i assume? Because there is hardly any reason to go for 4:3 screens these days; even for office work the broad screen is super usefull.",Well 20 inch monitor vs 32inch TV so yea. +Questions about ppsh kits,You've got to be pretty handy with steel to make one work. +NY Police Officer covers face and badge at Trump protest. City says he's in compliance.,are they protesting the lack of a time machine so they can go back and actually fucking vote? +Has anyone called one of those ambulance chaser law firms from TV after an accident? What was your experience?,"Yes, they got me a fair settlement from a crooked insurance company that tried hard not to pay me a penny" +ME FLEGGGGG,"Norn, Norn Iron?" +I honestly hate the term reverse-racism. Racism is racism no matter the perpetrator.,It has to be called reverse racism because it's used to differentiate it from a concept that actually exists! +[](#sadparrot),# +"Cheers, I try to give her space. Should also point out this has been going on for around 5-6months...","Has she been seeing anyone - a therapist, a doctor?" +"TIL that in Massachussets, it's illegal to listen to music in a public place without the use of headphones","Smoke weed and listen to music, but remember to wear your headphones!" +I got a PM calling me a shill for saying that maybe calling Miss Utah a lying whore won't play well among Mormons. I'm fucking done with this election cycle.,"Ignore your PMs, I have over 200 unread messages." +So basically plays like the rest of our team lol,If you break the rim you win the game right? +I just remembered who Ben Kissel reminds me of! He reminds me of Harrison Ford but like with thicker hair ya know? Just think about. Replace Harrison Ford's face with Ben's and there's hardly a difference!,DONT COME ON MY PLANE WITH THAT - President Harrison Kissel +Going to sell out so fast,can you explain why +I'm trying to write a 6-8 page paper and I can't focus so please ROAST ME so I can get more motivation to write.,it's even hard for you to write 6-8 pages about why your life matters huh +"OKC sends Ersan Ilyasova and a conditional future pick to the Sixers, league sources tell @TheVertical.",TELL ME WHAT THE PROTECTIONS ARE WOJ +Steelers Have 2nd to last Pass Defense,So if Wentz does well we get *it was against the Steelers bad pass defense* lol +Thursday Lunch Thread brought to you by the Oklahoma City Westbrooks Only 6 days till NBA tipoff!,Taco Bell +I think you meant NorthWalesAV guy ;) The one who designed the O2.,"I'm going to continue calling him New Wave Guy and picture him rocking out to Human League and Kajagoogoo on his no-bullshit, low output impedance setup until he comes out and denies it." +Because Likkrit is toxic too and double negative is positive right?,You don't need to scrim when you can play WoW +"True, but having worked in stores like these, I know plenty of Desi and Arab uncles who are packing heat.",Now Im thinking of Malibu's Most Wanted +That was honestly the most boring video I've ever seen. All to make a very mild statement,But what's the statement? +"WEW LADS, THEY DID IT!! TROLL LvL: RUSSIAN EMBASSY",#I HOLD LADIMIR WEWTIN PERSONALLY REEEEESPONSIBLE +"I fucking LOVE Lindsey Graham. One of the most standup republicans out there. As democrat, can do noting but respect the guy. If only he was running for president...sigh","Yeah, I'm ready for the first gay president too." +I'm no longer capable of feeling joy. Just misery.,Until we crush Muschamp in Columbia next week. +"This is interesting because most assumed Valve would keep The International (TI) in the USA (Seattle), and have the remaining Majors around the globe. Last year we had 3, but Valve has cut it down to two Majors + TI every year. The Shanghai Winter Major of the last round was very poorly received, so most expected Valve to keep 1 Major in EU (probably Frankfurt) and one in SEA (i.e. Manila). Now it's pretty debatable where the other Major will take place. Frankfurt seems the most likely, since Frankfurt/Germany has a decent scene and tournaments have done well there in the past. Though Manila was very well received. I've seen a couple of people complaning that NA gets two Valve events now, but to be fair Boston is 3,000 miles from Seattle (farther than two ends of Europe if I'm not mistaken). What I'd like to see is Valve cycle the events every year so a few notable regions get a Major out of a handful. They can try China again, but I don't see it for at least a year or two.",pretty sure the next one will be in the cis region since it's such a big dota area although I could see them also throwing everyone for a loop and holding the other one in sea and someplace weird like korea +Not the Chargers,They get rid of McCoy +I'm farming for karma.,I'm karming for farma +Top 5 by ERA this season through August Kyle Hendricks- 2.07 Madison Bumgarner- 3.99 Noah Syndergaard- 3.01 Jon Lester- 2.77 Jose Fernandez- 3.10 Worst Qualifiers by ERA for the Season through August James Shields- 6.90 Patrick Corbin- 4.60 Wade Miley- 4.84 Francisco Liriano- 3.83 Jered Weaver- 4.97,"Holy shit, Shields." +Iron-trimmed sacks can give HQ Replica Allagan/HA/Dread gear. Just got HQ Replica Allagan Boots of Healing from a Iron-trimmed sack.,"Most of this gear barely has 5 buyers in the history of it existing on Rag, totally killing the market" +"It's only a matter of time before we see job potion bundles or crafting/gathering ones. - Pay $100 and get the Master of War Potion, unlocks every DoW job to Lv.60, save $60 from individual purchases. - Pay $60 and get the Master of Magic Potion, unlock every DoM job to Lv.60, save $20 from individual purchases. - Pay $100 and get the Master of the Hand Potion, unlocks every DoH job to Lv.60, save $60 from individual purchases. - Pay $50 and get the Master of the Land Potion, unlocks every DoL job to Lv.60, save $10 from individual purchases.","Oh no people will be able to pay to get to the good part of the game, how absurd" +When you're mad at video games but controllers are expensive as hell,"Undyne was the hardest part of the game for me, especially on true pacifist." +"If Garnet had to, could she unfuse in midair and then Ruby would throw Sapphire? Like, let's say someone/thing important was falling, but waaaaaay ahead. Garnet jumps at it/them with all her might, but realizes she's not moving forward fast enough. So, she unfuses midair so that Ruby can throw Sapphire, Sapphire catches the thing/person, and floats down gently.","That would probably work, yeah" +"A jury Wednesday found NBA star Derrick Rose and two friends did not rape a woman, handing the men a victory in a high-stakes civil trial.",So does Rose continue the penitentiary workouts? +"My bet: he's saying, Pay attention to me after I lose the election so that I can claim all (existing) media is rigged and unreliable, and only the new Trump News Network will tell you, white America, the truth!!! Essentially, that he's willing to tear up the fabric of our nation for his own self interest.","I think his whole campaign will be used as a tax write off, a business expense for his brand & marketing business." +Can I have a link to thread please?,No. +These haven't been cool for many years,many= like 5 +lol i'm surprised you had the energy to respond rationally to that presumptuous comment,I know right? +Do not challenge Kek!,She is and was technically correct. +He is British. They knew the importance of gun control. Thats how they managed to rule my native land (India) for 200 years,And their lack of gun control is how they couldn't rule ours. +"1) His platform is against gay marriage but he is not. I don't think he will sign anything into law but he wouldn't have won without a strong evangelical turnout. 2) We're going to build the wall, and 'Mexico' will probably pay for the wall via savings by not having to pay for so many illegals. 3) Chinese hoax. Deregulate companies and fuck the environment, you know, like every other country. This is probably the thing that made cucks have a hard time to vote for him. 4) Any and all sources of energy including coal and oil. But probably not uselessly throwing money at renewable sources for no reason.","I can see why number 3 would give people pause, if anything China are the leading cause of increased greenhouse gases in the past 20 years." +"Someone was posting a strange meme image. Can't find it currently, but it was akward.-_-",So a regular meme? +Trump's best quote from the victory rally,A-fucking-men +Trump must have known all along about the birth certificate.,This is his second time around.....of course he knew it all along. +white people don't season their food,Mayonnaise is a seasoning. +Always powder in the back country :),I got told to avoid that in case of random crevasse 'we'd never even find the body' +*unpalatable to white people in the midwest. She won the popular vote so....,She underperformed Obama in like every demographic +Forgot Boswell,member when our kicker was Jeff Reed +"It's obvious what they were. liberals seem to be playing the slippery slope game, but we know why he did this.",So you don't think countries will inquire about suing us now because of this? +"Reply me with your soil questions, folks. Study soil for a living.",Are you riding soilo? +"Agree. People need to be able to kill themselves with their own stupidity, preferably before popping out 6 kids that will grow up to be just as dumb.",Says the edgy teen on the other side of the keyboard. +I knew a girl named So Fine,IT'S PRONOUNCED SOEFEEN DAMMIT +Why do they look like Paul Newmans?,Because they're a dirty stinking homage +"I was moving and going through my old stuff, found this letter from my friend and hero Ernie Combs.","As a grown-ass man, I cried when I heard he died." +"It seems like you've got the jist. It really helps some melee heroes that have trouble quickly clearing minion, Kallari for example. Also, imagine that you're playing feng moa. You can auto attack, hamstring, and use Thunder Ceaver's active for a large amount of burst.","Or correctly: AA, Hamstring, AA, Thundercleaver" +I doubt they put more than 100k into signing the team +mixwell. They were orgless and mixwell was probably super cheap.,Well they did spend 65K on Tarik +"Hey Reddit, what's the worse thing to say to a girl after you kiss?","You've been suckin' dick, haven't you?" +"OMG i am laughing so hard, i didnt think about the game :D Crossfire is AMDs counterpart to SLI, and its a bit better IMO, it scales better (80-95% against SLIs 60-80%), you can use different cards together (they have to be the same GCN generation and VRAM technology) and since GCN 1.2 you dont need a bridge to connect the cards, but it isnt ideal. explicit multi adapeter hopefully fixes the issues.",better sli than nvidia? +The open world Forrest Gump game we've all been waiting for?,RUN FORREST RUN +Is it just me or is it fucking unbelievable that there are Trump apologists on this sub?,"Well, this is still Reddit, so I'm not really sure why that's unbelievable to you." +"Buff the rogue's outfit. It's so anoying to get and only usefull for ironman ATM. Instead of giving 2x the same loot while pickpocketing with the set on, give us 2 roles on the loot table. This way, for example, its very usefull for getting easy clues from HAM gaurds. The minigame is really anoying since you can fail, get duplicates, etc. The set should be more usefull IMO.",make it double xp pls +Dude they're like $800. A basic refrigerator cost more than that.,My Vive is way cooler than a refrigerator though. +Socialism,Capitalism +What fictional character have you hated the most?,Alex Keaton was a likable douche +But at least their lives were valuable AS livestock. Jews were sent to concentration camps to die.,The Africans in North America had it easy (and still do) compared to the Native Americans. +Why don't you come on down in the basement...,Whoever swallows the most Tylenol PM wins +the cutest (and most useful) pokegifts!,"I need that backpack, it is too cute!" +What's the silver lining to something really depressing?,Suicide attempts make some people realize how valuable and how much life there is to live. +"But why Ultra when you can Ulti? Actually scratch that, Wynaut both?","I just have a hard time finding them in person, and ordering one is too much effort." +What's the ability that getting hit by makes you feel the worst? For me it has got to be Soraka Q. Getting hit by it or seeing an ally get hit by it pisses me off so much. Feels so fucking awful to get hit by.,I hate getting hit by damage. +"That makes sense with the latest NE Chem cards.. Hopefully it's CM, I wasn't planning on getting rid of TOTW Cousins yet, and I'll find a work around for another DT..",I just got Cousins and now I'm on edge. +The Steelers treated the Redskins worse than Andrew Jackson tonight.,Steelers are the 2nd best team in the AFC. +Moral Orel is underrated. They cancelled it because it was getting too dark but goddamn was it getting good.,I rewatched it twice after it depressed me when I was 12. +"Can we also have the media say, Left-Wing Recording Suggests Trump Abused Celebrity Status With Women?",How is it left wing... +"Trump is holding a rally in Clark County, NV. Shows that they're trying to stop the bleeding in early voting. Probably one of the few smart moves his campaign has done, but may be too late at this point.",don't clark county hate him? +I think it's too much. Maybe Zeke for ABro straight up.,thank u for the feedback +"The comment I was replying to specially states that they should charge more for more weight. They didn't say a height vs weight, just weight.","See: think critically The comment you responded to does only mention weight but you have to consider that if charging for weight, the airline would only be able to do so correctly by considering height as well." +"Ok... but what does it mean? Is it short for something, or an acronym, or...?",It's when a woman blows air out her vagina. +Comrade Indiana Jones on capitalism,It belongs in a t r a s h c a n +but have an upvote :),Like +I'll bet that felt **so** much better....,there's nothing better than an intense pain just being gone that fast +"I saw someone say this in another thread, but I would love it if the final line in Radiohead's final LP is: So lighten up, squirt.","I agree with this, nothing would mark an ending better with a new beginning today is the first day of the rest of your days, so lighten up, squirt" +Majordomo. Then you still have to deal with double hero power Rag.,"Kill Majordomo with Bane of Doom, for some reason Rag doesn't spawn after." +Isn't there an Arsenal rule that if the captain wears short sleeve then everyone else must? I remember there being an issue before with Flamini cutting his sleeves. I notice Ozil the only one with long sleeves?,Why would that ever be a thing? +Straight from Steve Jobs Apple,"From an Apple user and somewhat a fan, I envy Microsoft for having Panos as the head of the Surface devices department now." +South Korean patrol boat (right) rams a North Korean boat (left) during the first battle of Yeonpyeong in 1999,"But remember kids, guns and armour are obsolete because beyond visual range missiles are the future!" +SU 34 Fullback preparing for take off,I did not think Syria got that much snow. +"Can Animals show any kind of psychopathic behavior , like serial killing ?",You mean like cats? +"No problem :) There's a pretty sick twist in the BoS storyline, btw. It has something to do with morale and synths. You will get the option to kill Maxon there, and you will be nearly all alone with him. All you have to is just disobey an order.",TIL I should do a brotherhood playthrough. +I have burnt sienna photons which I would be willing to give for less,No thanks. +Not working for me.,Seems to be hit or miss if it works for people Damn gfy +Petition for the US government to prosecute Katy Perry for inciting violence.,The people protesting are the same people that illegally download her shitty music +How old are you,17 +What about the advantages of not having to be in Canada? Silicon Valley may not be the greatest for everything but you have greater access to goods and services. Not to mention weather and various spin off opportunities that man tech hubs in the US allow for.,Jobs. +Did someone say 13-sided comm network?,.craft file? +"I believe this is true. I have a buddy that's a bit over 6' (I'm only 5' 8) and my pitbull is retarded for him. As a previous pit owner himself, he knows what he's getting into when he plays with her. She absolutely loves that he plays rough with her and doesn't act intimidated by her size and strength, like most people are.",My pit dane loves my brothers friends who is at least 6'2 plus the friend loves wrestling and cuddeling on the ground with him. +"Me? Never. She says. I have remained here, always, just as you instructed I do.","Well, I ran into your *sister*, and she said you've been quite chatty." +"My mom's mini-van was stolen around 9pm one summer night. A few hours after reporting it stolen to the police I saw headlights pull into the driveway. I rushed outside and the thieves had returned the van after joy riding all night and I could see their silhouettes walking away down the street. I shouldn't have done it but I was so worked up that I yelled and chased them. While they got away from me they had dropped something in a panic. A McDonalds Happy meal. That is what started me down a night of clues and investigation which, despite the police telling me to drop it, I was able to get the thieves arrested 2 days later by giving the cops all the leads I had gathered. I can go into the story in detail if people are interested enough. It's kind of funny.",Count me in! +The LTE just went out on my v10 and before that it was my absolute favorite phone. Unfortunately because of that and other previous LG problems. I can't recommend to anyone to ever get an LG.,How does the LTE go out on a phone? +You guys didn't get that quest to kill one million dire rats too? :(,This is the best rat extermination simulator I've ever played. +What have you been patiently waiting for for a long time?,for my MOBA to go into alpha +:),Where is that fucking an egg? +"What's your favorite Huh, I've never seen that before moment in NFL history?",23 penalties +Seriously trying to understand what Deadmau5 has against Marshmello,"He finds him annoying because of the helmet gimmick, how he didn't leave him alone at Ultra and on Twitter judging by some tweets." +"Same, I feel like we haven't had a truly great rival since Gen 4. I liked Hau but giving him the pokemon weak to your starter kinda made him see very unintimidating. I just want to go back to the moments when your rival would pop out of nowhere and give you an incredibly challenging battle. Never struggled with Hau or Gladion evem despite him having a sorta-legendary.",hugh tho +At least he has more technique than Lewis. Lewis literally just fights like some random dude on the street.,You just revealed the UFC's secret to getting new talent for the Heavyweights +Wow guys I just voted twice today for Hillary! See guys I have two stickers as proof!,"Greetings to your wife, and kerp up the good work!" +solos? Hallelujah,Will get you 1/4 of what you need for a set like Thanksgiving rest will have to be earned in 12 hours of constant h2h Or you know you can spend money +"Are Skis Worth It? I've seen ski bots (although rarely) in early robocraft, but in the past few months I have only seen one or two ski bots, one of which was not practical and the other was from CRF. Are skis worth it or not?Do they need a buff? What is a good use for them, and what combo suits them? I'm just curious.","They were just buffed... well everything else had a friction nerf... and the ski didnt, so technically you could see it as a buff :3" +this isn't true.,"Check SDN, pretty common thread there" +"Aahhh, ok. Darn. I was getting hopeful for some places down here in the South. Too much, too soon, I guess.","North Carolinian here, do we count if we can toss out Burr the do-nothing senator and Mccrory and his idiotic bathroom laws?" +Richard Branson: Trump told me he wanted to spend his life destroying people,Apparently one of those people is himself and he's doing a pretty good job so far. +"Well, I'm still on antidepressants, so no, probably not.",Don't know how to reply except: Sorry... +Sad to see the criminals are winning.,You forgot your +"There are times where my mother frustrates me with how she compliments me. It isn't I noticed you lost weight! Good for you! (I didn't really need to, 125 lb, 5'3.) so when I got down to 115 just from changing what I was eating, her response was Wow, I just noticed your back fat rolls are gone! Instead of saying You look professional every day. That's impressive. She said, You look so much better than in college (which I graduated from in May). You used to wear jeans and no make up. Yeah, if I wear jeans and no make up I'll get fired. And then when I get a new dress or something To be as young and beautiful as you are. Just remember, it fades. Like WTF??? Her insecurities are making me feel like shit for no goddamn reason.",Talk to her about it +well we had seen back in the Origins scrap of Primis them holding there respective staffs so they aren't going to change that,I just don't get why they didn't match the elements to the maps +Does anyone believe that they would get rid of the current welfare system and remove or re-assign all those working in the government sector? Think of how many job positions in government that would be reduced by consolidation. That isn't going to happen in my opinion. I've never seen government shrink outside of the armed forces.,Their jobs are going to become obsolete within the next couple decades or so thanks to robots. +I came to the defense of a Anaconda just as he blew up over Deciat. 2v1 in my **PvE** Cutter against a Corvette and a Conda. They both combat logged. Those are the griefers/gankers/cowards that come in the forum to cry about it. But as with everything it's just plain hypocrisy. Little bitches will be little bitches I guess.,I wonder why the combat logging is so rampant... it's almost as if FDev doesn't punish people for it... +That's not how morals work.,"Everything is moral as long as it doesn't hurt anyone, especially myself." +"The same can be said for any false accusation. I definitely agree she should be punished (perhaps jailed for a long time), but you think we should execute her? That's bloodthirsty and unnecessarily cruel. Yes, what she did was terrible, but we shouldn't be terrible in response.",She should get the same sentence he would of got if convicted +Agreed. She's like Trump's agenda on steroids tbh,"She's an actual fascist, and her father was an actual antisemite." +"Why hasn't anyone played Twisted Fate at worlds? Still a little bit sad ROX lost, but they had some questionable draft choices. Duke got to counter pick top four times, Gorillas questionable Zyra play, and for the love of all the gods stop playing Olaf. But what I can't get over is the lack of Twisted Fate or other roaming championships. I honestly believe ROX could have won since they gave SKT the good Gouda with MF and got tow wins. Draft even scaling lanes the other three games and chance is you win one.","He's got a tough landing phase, that's what its all about these days." +"These memes are one of the few memes that different variations are the *recommended* usage of them, rather than a desperate attempt to preserve their freshness and thus signaling their downfall. These memes will have a long shelf life and a worthy addition to your portfolio, like adding dried spices for your spice rack.",Those are called exploitables as any veteran Memer should know +....well let's not get too high and mighty about what torrenting is.,Maybe but there's genuine uses like sharing freeware games or mods that are simply huge such as BF2 Mod Realistic mod (can't remember but it definitely had a torrent option) +GTX 970 Claim Form is Up,Damn im an Australian... Oh well im not fussed i rarely play high/ultra... +It's 50 freedom points.,Freedom units* +Boycott them.,"I already don't pay them anything and use adblockers so they can't profit from my viewing, but we kind of have a responsibility to be aware of what other people are being told." +"Because maybe, just maybe, Adam only plays this shitty game for our free internet entertainment. I'm sure he has a million other more important things to think about in that beautiful head of his other than Hitman dancing",Hasn't he played the shit out of this game though? +Cavs sick new intro video,JR and Kyrie are way too into this +You know cute sea otters? They rape baby seals to death.,Escalation speed: 106 Km/h Oh shit factor: 8/10 Calculating quality... ... ... ... 8/10 : Upvote. +Chemicals = bad Everything is made of chemicals,Are atoms made of chemicals? +Ugh. I wish the word hipster would disappear. What does that even mean anymore? Anything that's somewhat different than the norm?,It's just a stupid word +"We need some help... So I have recently started a GSA (or Gay-Straight alliance) at my school and we wanted to call it something cool. This is mainly because calling it a GSA is just too basic for us. LOL but yeah, anyone got any ideas?",Gays for Trump +Rose getting booed in Chicago whenever he touches the ball - ESPN,What a bunch of classless fans. +"Same. Boiling the wood can actually make it soft, causing it to rot quite easily.",BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE ROT +"Police officer arrested, accused of exposing self outside Walmart",Thats one way to get out of having to patrol Walmart. +"If your stripper name consisted of the color of your underwear and the last thing you ate, what is your stripper name?",Red Quesodilla. +"Yes, biggest box I couls find so he would know instantly that he got dried fruit for halloween. The look of disappointment when he realized was worth a year of picking rocks up.",Can I get a box of raisins? +I apologise for his choice of words. I too don't wanna see the 2 player base divided like this.,Me too.We should understand different servers shouldn't mean fighting or wars. +Favorite Unit Based on Art? Mine would be Sergio! ~~ifanyonestillremembershim~~,"~~HADARON, TRUE HUSBANDO, His horns are well designed, and his chain armor actually looks like you can actually use it in battle, his axe actually looks pretty wicked, and His boots are super cool~~ Zedus, his art just combines what I love about Greek Mythology and Metal designs" +"Can confirm, married at 20 to 19 year old wife. She was like two weeks from 20 though.",Is she pregnant yet +"What about Android #8 being killed when Buy destroyed earth, then being revived back to life when everyone killed is wished back?",plot hole +PETITION: Rename Genji to d-polar-,shitposting has been increasing in volume lately +probably a gtx 480,overclocked to like 5ghz +Nice.,*click* +"Christmas is going to be amazing at my father-in-law's house. All of his wife's kids voted Hillary and they will have a The Young Turds type meltdown when one of them chooses my white elephant gift and they see it is something Trump. ROFLMAO!!! I'm not sure what kind of Trump gift I'm going to buy but no matter what it is, their reaction will be glorious.",Most expensive (and trollish) would be the hillshit Newsweek recall. +Half the number of votes cast in the 2012 U.S. election were cast in 160 counties,Thank god the US is a democracy and has a one man one vote system +"All of the world's countries are in a bar, when a huge fight suddenly breaks out. How is your country involved?",America burns down the bar. +Echo Alexa can read minds,Wtf amazon. +"Guys - how many first messages from women across all dating apps have you ignored this month? Just wondering. I just wasn't that attracted enough to respond. I ignored around 10-15 initiated messages this month across tinder, bumble, and happn.",0.5 +"Nope, the F-35 is a fantastic jet.",you forgot the +"I agree with you now, but dont agree with it being *only* a tank buster","tank busting is its primary job, well, tank ending, using it on a fullhp tank is sadly pointless still" +"anyone got the time stamps of each link, just want to see the reactions and peace out.",Does nobody have an attention spam these days? +I quit DotA a couple years ago but... You have a limited number of reports? Why?,so you cant just report everyone you dont like +Is there anywhere that I can see the current Worlds prizepool? I can't find a prizepool tracker or anything on the internet,they still try to calculate a number that seems realistic +what did they pour on her??,Peanut oil. +"Anybody else worried? Anyone else worried about the esport scene of smite? At the start of season 3 and even at the end of season 2 the SPL Averaged 10,000-15,000 views. Now we are lucky if we average 8000. Is it just me or does anyone else feel like the smite esport scene of smite slowly dying?",This isn't news that Hi-Rez are really shit at advertising/promoting their game. +"Can confirm. I received about 20 Diluvians before getting that one and haven't changed my Heavy since (also, as a bonus, haven't received any more Diluvians haha). It does a ridiculous amount of damage.",the trick to not receiving Diluvians is to keep one +Uh they've been saying that since college,Don't follow college football so I never knew that. +There's dessenting views and then there are people trying to undermine the whole place.,Who decides which is which +Except it's not funny then either.,"I can tell you guys don't like it, I'm just saying it's a way to get emotion across on the internet." +But in reality I think your more likely to come in contact with a legendary rather than a Feebas in Sun and Moon. Really what is a legend?,*Pokemon the Movie: Solgaleo and the Mythical Feebas* +In before tsm lod,would be a solid upgrade in terms of mechanics +Chris Judd joins the Triple M commentary team for the 2017 AFL season,Any news on who is going to replace Dennis for Friday nights? +Chevy SS,Seconded +Nope. Not clicking that one.,stayin' blue +all guns broken on Izumo,Ramming speed! +#TOP,#KEK +"Spare Oka, Hanako, Amai, maybe Osana too. Kill Mida. At least twice. Then restart the week and do it again. About the others: I don't know yet, it depends on what their rival-specific elimination method is. And their backstory also matters.",Backstories may or may not factor into my decisions. +"Hard taunt and hard aoe taunt for all tanks, put it on a long cd idc.","That would be totally pointless, you already have provoke which gives you agro, it's your job to make it stay on you." +facepunch listening to this subreddit why we're in the mess we're in right now. One whole year of trying to implement a new system when BP was perfect. Yeah component is alright for the first two weeks but now it has a complete new set of problems that is killing this game.,We'd probably be in a bigger mess if all they listened to was a deluded (but vocal) minority who actually believe BP was perfect. +Kinda looks like really fucked up weed,that's what i thought it was. +"Britain could never win a land war in Europe, no matter the time period. It simply didnt have the manpower continental nations had. Hell, Britain spent a significant part of the 1600's and the entirety of the 1700's debating whether a standing army was actually needed or whether it was a tool of tyrants as Britain was very defensively focused (and they only needed a navy). Britain always got/manipulated/bribed/threatened other nations to fight land wars in Europe for them. It was why the German mercenaries were so friendly with Britain. They knew that if Britain was fighting a war, Britain would need extra manpower.","Napoleon defeated by Russian winter, Prussian and Austrian blood and British money & Navy." +"What's your first pick champion? When you're the first pick in champ select, what champion do you choose for which lane? Eg) if I'm mid first pick then I'll choose Malzahar",Galio buddy +Depends on the disposal. Some will take corn cobs and even peach seeds,I'm pretty sure mine would grind metal lol I throw lemon peels and rice in abundance down that bitch and she swallows every time. +"Much love for Blizz, but really hoping to see this fixed (Nazeebo)",lol +Ordering for ASC's website,Their web store and CC processing is run by Big Commerce you will be OK. +404 No suitable titles were found.,*shawarma law +I guess that'd make it an inside job,Get out dad +"Demian Maia: I don't care about superfights, they asked me if they were to offer a lot of money to fight GSP would I take it, but I don't care about the money. I want to fight for the title",That would be a great fight though! +Holy shit... that's fucked up,Agree... it's like something out of an urban legend or ghost story. +George R.R. Martin Thinks No One in His Lifetime Has Been More Unfit for the Presidency Than Donald Trump,Untrue but those other people didn't run. +This Man's First-Hand Account of the Michigan Recount Is Disturbing,Just like Florida in 2000. +Nailed it,It appears to me that the top of the face is photoshopped. +I'm in Pakistan right now and my uncle said something to the effect of not even Pakistanis think he's an amazing guy doing amazing work lol,"to be fair, I'm sure Trump has absolutely no idea what work he has been doing and was just blowing smoke up his ass because he has no fucking clue about the nuance or even basic history of what is going on over there and tried to talk his way around exposing that." +You forgot master manipulator Billy Bush.,You mean Bully Bush? +It was kind of a social experiment actually. To see if atheists would be upset by being called Godless. Someone down voted me but no idea if it was an Atheist as there was no discussion. Seems silly to think people would be offended by it but it's a mad world.,great social experiment +"Calypso's Return *Xavier's ship lands, and her crew and cargo disembark. As they exit into the hallway leading from the hangar, Lev would be waiting with Articus and Eva. Articus would look nervous, standing slightly behind his sister. What if they hadn't saved her mother? What if they had been forced to retreat? They were back early, had something gone wrong?* ----- *Then the doors opened, and Calypso, helped along by Rachel, steps through, her pelt as clean and as white as Lev remembered it. Articus was the first to sprint up and hug her. Calypso doesn't say anything for now, and just smiles lightly, looking down at her son.*",Who're you? +"I don't know what reality you're living in, considering he's throwing victory rallies and such.",Hitler also threw rallies. +First HSC exam done. Fucking paper 2 tomorrow will kill me though. I'm going up to Forster with some mates for a week after HSC is all done. Anyone know anything interesting to do up there?,Drink a lot and urinate in public? +"This is the type of crazy, baseless statement that will get tons of upvotes here. I wish there could be discussion instead. (Not discussions on things that don't matter, like the popular vote.)",The fact that you think the silenced voice of much of the country isn't important is why this type of thing will continue to be upvoted +He'll eventually learn to pull the trashcan instead of pushing it when he's older and wiser. Hopefully in the next few minutes.,I've never met someone that tried to push a trashcan... kids not too bright. +Fuck that. Tulsi Gabbard for *President*.,this. +I figure it's probably a limited bit of data. Probably much of it from publicly available info. I wish I could work on a campaign and get paid for it.,"They use voter files: states maintain a list of registered voters, and the campaign knows where they live, which elections they voted in, possibly their party ID and race, and some other info." +"J.T Brown Fights Ryan Ellis, Gets Heckled, Punches Heckler's Phone",Old news +Add me on the psn outstanding83,Will do when I get on later. +South Park,'member when South Park was super popular? +Would you ever talk to an American soldier like that? They're all the same.,are you fucking retarded? +Vain glory 2.0 release date? Do they have a release date yet?,I think they said December 14? +"Also, Librarian draws.",Who runs Librarian in Cardians? +"Question of upgrading my Spec from GTX690 to GTX1080 Hi guys, I have a question of upgrading my spec. I built a PC 5 years ago, the Graphic card is GTX690 and the CPU is I7-3960X. The motherboard is Asus X79 and I have 16G 1600Mhz DDR3 memory. Now I am considering upgrade my GTX690 to GTX1080. Will GTX1080 work fine with my current build? Is there any bottleneck with my spec? Is the upgrade worth it? sorry for my English, I am not a native speaker",But 69 is a cooler number than 108 +Quit using Spanish to liven up your dull language!,What a puta +"If Reddit was a bar, what would expect to see happen?",Get all quiet and nervous when a black guy show up. +Then they tried to sneak it with Brady. Somehow that didn't work either.,"From what people took away from interviews after, that Brady sneak was a Giants style fuck up, try to get it to the inch line while running the clock and then put it in" +Thumbs down on comments is what we really need.,Pretty sure that's a thing +I believe so...,"Sorry, I'm a bit of an ass." +Gary Johnson getting more paper endorsements than Trump,"Gosh, this is SAD... /jk donald trump is sad" +"Money means MIL doesn't have to parent. I thought we agreed that because I took less money in the divorce, that he would take care of you. - A direct quote from the phone call from MIL this morning. MIL did her usual is there anything you need? routine last night over messenger. We say money wouldn't hurt because twin toddlers, bills, car repairs. She replies the usual ask your father and then proceeds to carry on about how terrible her finances are. Now FIL does heaps for us, he pays our insurance and our toll-road account, he keeps volunteering things that we don't accept (I'm kicking myself for rejecting the cleaning service). MIL holds birthday money over DH's head, gives our kids shitty $2 presents, and refused to acknowledge my birthday this year because I didn't thank her for my birthday card and money last year (I didn't receive it). When she and FIL divorced she took half. Not less, half. Half the auction money from the house, one of the cars, half FIL's retirement fund. She owns her house outright, receives rent from SIL, and is generally more well off than FIL. And she thinks that because she didn't take him for everything that she can just neglect her children? Woman, your family history says you'll be dead by the time my kids hit 4th grade! And after all that griping she calls at 8am to throw in that one last jab before sending over a few hundred (which will be going straight into my mechanic's overalls). I know this money is going to result in a visit in the next two weeks. If she asks to see what we did with the money (like she did with hubby's birthday money) I'll get in the car and flash the high beams at her. It'll be really hard to resist the urge to run her over though.",If you run her over it will mess up the alignment and you'll just have it in the shop again +I wish I looked like Santa :(,I always just wanted the list of naughty girls +What is he a fighter pilot now?,Call him fighter pilot Freddy +Spotted at Cal.,We should email them. +Do you get it now?,not even close +CGI in frozen? What scene? Proof or I call bullshit!,Just after the big Let it Go scene. +Putin is actually an ally who will send troops to help fight ISIS. I can't say the same for Israel,"Israel, did win a war against 6 nations though" +What's your favorite holiday?,"Hanukkah, I like gifts...also Christmas because I get a week off and Chinese" +"I'm having the same problem this year with my english (I'm french) teacher. She wants us to make colored diagrams for everything we're working on. They're so huge and filled with text it's just more complicated than just writing a paragraph, so I just make a list. I also don't write translations of easy words I already know. She got mad at me for not writing the meaning of about. I'm 17.",Well it's **about** time you start listening to your teacher /^s +Brb gonna try full Attack speed Darius.,It's terrible you die before autoing 3 times. +"How about CU beats WSU in Boulder, WSU beats UW in the apple cup and we get a rematch in Santa Clara?",I don't agree to these conditions. +just from the title i knew it had something to do with We Are Number One,got 'em :) +*phew*,phad! +That's the difference between being from Beaverton vs being from North Portland. You worry that you might get shot. We laugh until we get shot.,The mean streets of NoPo. +"By Flirtini you mean Sculptresse Flirtini, yeah?",u/Goddess_Keira I'd love your opinion on this +LABYRINTH KEY~offers,type s+2k? +I got my phone cut off but sometimes it feels like it's still there.,"When you are in the shower, and you think you hear the phone ring... but it's just the white noise..." +Holy fucking cringe Batman...,"If you find yourself using italics to describe your actions while talking online, I hate you." +"Everyone has said shitty things about people. Hillary called half of trump supporters deplorable. She apologizes and reddit doesn't bat an eye. Now trump says something bad, apologizes and reddit is still hung up on it.","I wonder what we would see if all the people who are making a big deal out of this, if all of their private conversations and inappropriate jokes came out." +That's my first stop in the DeLorean. Shit I could just jump in my car and give her a visit now. Hall of Fame plot,"Dude current Helen can still get, her and jessica lange ." +More funny than bad. But bad can be funny.,A really nicely wrapped box filled with $15 worth of oats. +"Weather Report. I love his character (I mean he is my flare), especially with the [Part 6](#s Oedipus-level drama with his sister and twin Pucci that basically made him the way he was). He's pretty chill, and his friendship with Jolyne makes me really happy and I could use more friends I could trust like Jolyne trusts Weather Report, but if I got to know him [when](#s he got his memories back, I'd probably stay away because I would be scared of being electrocuted and laughed at).","How do you do, fellow snail flair" +i'm so fed up with futuristic shooters already,We've had SOOOOOOOO many. +Maybe Toews?,"Oh yea, he'd make an exception for Captain Serious" +"I don't see the current mayor keeping his job, can we blame it on him using salt?","No, blame him for not bringing the NBA and NHL to Seattle, like how some say Nickels lost because the NBA left and he settled." +As in ambiguous you mean? Every contract you ever signed is much more ambiguous than that. It's not like that last century's litigation explosion came out of nowhere,And now I can tell you're a lawyer by the way you have not actually answered any question I asked... +I want an update on how many problems Jay-Z has these days.,"he joined the illuminaughty, all his former problems are dead or now his new friends lol" +Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet. - Mad Dog Mattis,Anyone whos paid attention durring training for armed services has probably heard this atleast once. +What time does the Christmas event go live?,"The Halloween one went live Tuesday night I think, maybe Wednesday." +Not everyone can afford to complete that set lol,"i assumed because in the picture, he seemingly have every card ready to add in lol" +"It's too bad they wasted Common in Suicide Squad, he probably would've been a great GL.",whos common? +"Yeah, I realized that after I posted this. Oh well :(",It is my fault for choosing a version without the big beautiful tits. +"My 16 y.o. siblings advice: if it shows up in a commercial, it isn't cool anymore. Text speech, slang, a social media follow-up at the end, ect.",what sort of uncool person watches commercials though? +Why Blake always putting his arms on people,"yeah, he like pulls them away and dunks on them game ain't fair." +"There are only a few good times I can remember having with my dad, and playing AC4 with him was one of them. We spent hours in the F22 on the final mission trying to fly through those tunnels. I can't wait to try the new one in VR.",There's a new Ace Combat coming out? +"Since there is no damaged goku sprite with only the blue shirt remaining, this would be a badass card art for it",I love the INT background +Wait someone voted which to be removed! And some of these things just seem like they're salty about being beat by them. Like lava hound. Someone said lava hound should be removed even though it's just a combination of cards that's good. Not just plain lava hound.,this hurts me +Adam Young of Owl City talks about sampling in music production,Cool video! +Where should I buy from?,GOAT or Grailed +It's edjumicated laern to spel.,Ya idjit. +To (f)ree the chest....yes or no?,Can I get a hell yeah? +"First NYT, then WaPo, now even TYT are turning on her",Hasn't the young turks always been anti-HRC? +WIP Procedural Snowy Biome.,Looks like Cube World (rip) +Lose the biceps bro solid 10 pounds right there,You leave those beauties alone! +"When people disrespect people like Bruce Lee, tear down mma greats like Fedor, Aldo, and Penn. When they say the current crop of fighters are the best to ever live. When they say the current crop is the cleanest group of athlete, that we are seeing new technique,that we are seeing the best athletes.. shit like that",I mean with USADA aren't UFC fighters cleaner than in the past? +"I believe they did try, but he was demanding a significant salary increase. It did however, bring us Don. But in a sense, it eventually took Don away from us, so I don't know how to feel.",#FUCK NESN +The driver didn't look dressed up like one. Maybe he was just filling up the fleet and not on official road duty. The thing was big though.,"They can be driven by the owner, a chauffeur isn't required." +...why is he sleeping on a cake?,That's just the logical next step +"To be fair a lot of people are scared of vegan stuff, it wasn't a *terrible* plan",If I had to keep cannabutter in the fridge I'd sooner write Science Project than gamble with my family's eating habits and weird choices +Suicide cut day 14: meat is my most loyal friend.,How much are you eating per day? +"Honestly, it's probably just a clip to attach the seem of her suit pants to her socks, or some sort of garter",Well those are made for men and pretty much the only men to wear them that I've ever known are military I'm going to go with she isn't wearing sock suspenders. +slacks getting assassinated,"Thanks for standing still, wanker!" +nah Dom always has games. SnD too.,Even ffa if you're lucky. +The Empire tried it shortly after Endor.,Kylo Ren was unavailable for comment. +HAHAHAHAHAH it's the toughness of the league ! That's why he's missing sitters you're so right,Name ONE player who has done well in the EPL but failed in another top league +Joes,Can confirm. +The KKK Makes Its Support Of Donald Trump Official With A Newspaper Endorsement,Shocker +Good to see Trump and Putin in a joint effort to humiliate childish Obama and his petty lame duck desperate actions.,Yes-that is very important! +"So I know this seems dumb, but I'm curious. How long would a trip between these two crafts take... Like to jump and float between ships. It seems like they are only 100 meters away or so? I feel like that would be too close.",Yes. +Case and point: The German Nazis,Precision German Engineering +McGrady could have had a higher peak than Kobe if he didn't get plagued by injuries.,And Grant Hill even higher than both. +"I'm not exactly sure how people have trouble gaining weight, but I think if you eat more calories, it'll help. Perhaps going to the gym as well, muscle weighs more than fat","I already have a feeling of full long before an amount is needed to gain, I've been at 155-165 at 6'4 for a while" +"You and a super intelligent snail both get 1 million dollars, and you both become immortal, however you die if the snail touches you. It always knows where you are and slowly crawls toward you. What's your plan?",I love snails more than most critters so I would be screwed +"There is a matter of skill to it. My first ranked season I reached rank 12 with no idea what meta is with my rogue deck which was a mix between mech, pirate and oil rogue. Now I am playing for 4th month (still free to play) - with exception of recent welcome bundle - and I already reached legend. To be fair, I always used to be amongst highest ranking players in almost every game I picked up so I might not be the best example. My point just is, you don't have to sip money into the game to get far PS: No I didn't just play aggro shaman",Noooo I'm not saying you need to pay to get good but I'm saying there's no way rank 20 is top 25% =p looks like either I'm shite at communicating (probably this one) or you miss read it (unlikely) +"Because liberals don't vote, mostly.","Both, mostly." +Pissant-elect whines about the Russia/CIA card and pitches election interference as a conspiracy theory,Trump's idea of catching a hacker is it must be done like it was on the Jason Bourne movies. +"Good plan, instead of helping them to understand your side just tell them their wrong and then blame their stupidity. Brilliant, why aren't you running for president?",At some point you just need to inform people that they are stupid. +Ibuki got new bomb setups after patch,"looks like she's still a shit character, no reason to play her over laura (other than liking specifically that character)" +"What, wind waker or ocarina of time?","no, portal 2" +"Look into their eyes. Now tell me, what do you see?","The same thing when you look into their head, nothing" +"What FN and/or Raid are you waiting for now? After farming Tesoro, I'm waiting for a F2P psy locker which is Paulie Collo (delay and locks orbs) to complete my PSY team of Marco (5*), Coby, Tesoro, Impact, and Paulie (Collo). What are you guys waiting for to complete your teams?",Waiting for - Colosseum Ace to socket Ace - INTHawk and Doffy books - Kizaru raid +"Removing my comment linking to the video since someone beat me to it. As I said on my (now deleted) comment, watching the exchange happen makes clear how baffled they are at the police officer for not being the dancing pet they want him to be. He's contradicting the narrative, and they are shocked",Why isn't this Uncle Tom Uncle-Toming it up for us!?! +Agreed. Czechoslovak government had no choice.,"The annexation of a small amount of land, without violence, does not correspond to the Soviet Union seizing nearly half of Poland,causing tens of thousands of casualties in the process, executing tens of thousands of Polish prisoners, & expelling more than a million of its inhabitants." +Islamic State claims responsibility for deadly Jordan attack that killed Canadian,Another Canadian murdered by the Islamist threat. +10/10 reference,1/3 reference +Putin personally kept Hillary from holding press conferences.,And he rigged the primaries on her behalf.... +Malay & Frank Ocean - Booty Club - EP Stream At LA Times Now,Didn't see this coming +r/cricket carrying on the legacy,I love each and everyone of you bless r/afl +I just want Kuz to get some of his minutes,preach preach preach +TIL: common sense is 'get away with crimes'.,If you're going to commit them you might as well try to get away. +One of the gifts I received this year. The wife knows...,JaVale will lead us to the promise land +praying to god for romney right now,as a Democrat this is the saddest and weirdest end to an election I can imagine +Enough with the stupid headlines! It hasn't been taken offline.,"was down for me, back up now." +if one person says yes and nobody else responds its usually a yes from everyone its how life works,thats my point but oh well +Flamie disgusting performance against Team Liquid,39 kills in 29 rounds holy fuck +There is no thought. The decision is made and made by one man. He will not waver. Romo starts the second he can. If it shatters the locker room then he can scapegoat the coach and maintain absolute job security.,romo will not start. +Probably with actual important news? Why is this important,How the fuck is Russia banning porn sites important +I give zero fucks what Israel does to Palestine at this point.,You're next... Wonder if you will care then. +what the heck is this?,It's from the Talmud. +For Refugees From TD: Alt Right Founder Richard Spencer Destroys Rabbi on Inclusion Question; Jew Left Speechless.,Breaking new: Richard Spencer jailed for speaking against zionism. +"No he isn't. Jew by religion, only. Dude is from Eastern Europe... Not buying it..",You are smart +#6 *lol*,7 Dumbass +Secret guitar tunings?,Lol +Will someone tell me what this has to do with pizza?,Perfectly logical way to start the disclosure* process... +And a bumblebee fighting a witch.,"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee?" +Yeah? If that's true do you know that many of your contemporaries simply didn't give a shit before the Syrian refugee crisis came up?,I don't have contemporaries. +"Something I'm not seeing anyone talk about Wonder what the chances are of us getting Cavs treatment as it pertains to the draft. Lost LeBron, Wade, and Bosh. Miss the playoffs, make the lottery, number 1 pick.",Over Pat's dead body. +The difference in Joseph and Warren Jeffs about 150 years or so.,I thought it was better prison security. +heehee: Things you should not combine A) being a great scholar & B) baby snatching.,That and trying to commune with dead gods. +"Did you hear what happened to 'x'? No, what? She got a yeast infection in her throat from sucking too much dick",Well x gon giv it to ya +"Man, I doubt anyone my age who isnt into computers can identify a floppy","sure, it's the save button." +"Telling you, one provable Satanist story and bu bye 50% of Latinos, 50% Blacks, 90% Christians and 100% Kek Worshipers",100% of kek worshipers already support trump +I recommend *Under The Skin.* Has some great... Plot.,But does it have Scarlett Johansson? +And respiratory problems,Yeah like the Bengals aren't loaded up with mouth breathers lmao +I 'member!,'member scarlet? +....Holy shit this is happening. This is really happening. What comes next?,Trump gets elected or some other republican gets elected. +"Big Brother Over the Top - Wednesday Night Live Event Discussion - October 26 2016 On the live feeds tonight, beginning at 10p EDT/7p PDT, we will have a one hour recap of the past week. At 11p EDT/10p PDT, We will have a live eviction. If it's anything like last week, it will be very productionless and the HG will fill in for most of Julie's usual role. Starting at midnight/ 9pPDT, an HOH competition will be played. During the eviction, your best bet is to watch the Quad View. Who will be evicted? How will the votes fall? What awkward moment will we get from the live eviction? How about the weird 30 min of nothing after that and before HOH? Who will be crowned? Discuss all that and whatever else below.",Kryssie tears !BBT +Whip it through the glass?,You're in the vicinity. +"A shocking endorsement, for sure.","Hey, you made me laugh." +W: Yorshka's Chime H: Love and affection Steam is Imbued_ Add me to discuss.,Sure~ +"Even if the taxes were to be applied over the final price, those results would be completely fucked up. PS. Small remark on your maths: to be accurate, you should either write 70,49 x 15% 70,49 x 0,15 The way you wrote would get a result 100 times smaller, which should be unpleasant for the waiter receiving the tip.","both of those are wrong too because you used , when you meant ." +...yeah. I'm thinking of just doing a speedread of this arc and getting on with the next.,"On the plus side, the next four arcs after TB are all top-notch." +PS4 Not Detecting Ethernet Cable,What do you think +Big time douchebag!,I thought you were too +Ruger you fucking plebs,I'd rather keep my 30 round mags thank you very much. +Could you imagine the news anchors covering that story? How would the public feel? Would they criticize them for their infidelity or would they be afraid of being homophobic?,they'd just put the pictures up and we'd all start jerking off as one nation under gawwwwd +That's the joke.,Some of the replies I've been getting have been making me think otherwise +Fuck that,Doubly fuck that. +PPD EG is 9/13 top 3 in 2016. Cr1t EG is top 3 1/1,Cr1t best captain PogChamp +I would describe a circle jerk full of neck beards,Haha! +Their daughter died and their 3rd child died at birth.... what's a wager they'll keep breeding?,19 Graves and Counting! +Who the hell in their right mind would want to go up against a professional? (#mommybrain #momslife #worthit),"Hey, she's a pro, she did half of Zumba once!" +You wouldn't get this from any other guy,I I I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling +Senator Barbara Boxer to introduce bill to end Electoral College,Wouldnt this require a constitutional amendment? +Meta,"I'm So Meta, Even This Acronym." +State of emergency declared for Alabama after Colonial pipeline incident,"Hey, let's build some more pipelines!" +wow,Press F to pay respects? +Defacing property with a pencil what a tragedy it's almost like you could wipe it off,Still takes time and effort to clean it off. +"Only hook up using an app like tinder. Don't give out your number, don't use your real name. Communicate through tinder only. Hook up with people outside your town. Use condoms. In the event of a pregnancy, offer to pay for half of the abortion. If she wants to keep it, unmatch her. She loses all the messages and contact ability with you on her end, and you're a ghost, you'll ever be found.","Hell, be generous; offer to pay for all of the abortion." +"Except I do. I'm from the Columbia Gorge where once you get past the giant dam that powers Portland, it's wind turbines for as far as the eye can see. I know just how loud they are. You don't know shit about me.",I know you bought weed in a sandwich bag once. +My twitter description describes me as an alien with the ability to fly and shoot lasers from my eyes.,"Someone better tell superman, he'll probably want to meet you." +Make sure you use plenty of wet floor signs,Charborgg I love your videos. +"It actually is illegal to posses them. Courts have ruled that taking someone's email and having it on your computer is the same as taking a magazine or package out of someone's mailbox and keeping it for yourself. It's technically stolen property, but I doubt the Feds are going to raid your home.",If you take them yourself that is correct but if they are already leaked by a third party and then used in a public disposition of someone then it's totally fine. +6 teaspoons is 2 tablespoons.,"Or 1.5 Australian tablespoons, because Australia has to be different on that one little thing...." +"The neighbour's a few doors down recently got a new puppy - I guess their cat doesn't like it, she appears to have moved into my house.","She knows where the peace, quiet, & love are at :)" +Rockstar has traditionally kept these *closely guarded secrets* exclusive to only a handful of people on Twitter and Newswire.,Don't forget YouTube content creators +So I know nothing about coaching. Is it necessary to have a separate coach for power plays? Or can the head coach do it?,Apparently nobody can do it if Calgary is your team. +"What is something that people think makes them intelligent, educated, superior or informed but in reality makes them look like idiots?",Hating on Trump. +Warcraft 3,Thanks. +But who gets to decide who the bad guys are?,"Somehow, Nicholas Cage." +"It would almost just be better to use a decentralized, encrypted chat network. Not sure if one exists, though.","OTR, Off the Record, is what snowden used, but it tracks some things, but cannot read the chat." +"Happy Non-Denominational Marx-Related Winter Holidays, Comrades!",Happy Marxmas! +"every time we talk about durant i see people comparing being a professional athlete to having an ordinary job, like those things are even remotely similar. last time i checked there weren't thousands of people in my office's accounting department, rooting for fkn steve johnson to get the numbers right. kevin durant seems like an objectively nice person who was well within his rights to leave okc, but he disappointed tons of fans in doing so who are also well within their rights to be mad at him. making those fans seem vindictive or bad by diluting it down to everyman metaphors is some bullshit",Most OKC fans would still cheer for and support KD if he went anywhere but GS too. +15 Grime Impressions W/Reece Parkinson,that was a 10/10 dead +"That's a weird face, is like a mix of :v and :^ )",don't discriminate against jewish people... +I realize I've reached adulthood now that checking the mail causes a sense of dread and not excitement.,This just shows that you are a pretty young or simply bad adult. +"Top 5 favorite teams aside from Chelsea? Obviously we all support one club which is Chelsea, but surely we all have a few clubs/teams we have a soft spot for. For example, Rangers etc. Spencer Owen did a video regarding this. Mine are 1. England (born English) 2. Rangers(Chelsea's brother club) 3. Afc Wimbledon (Local club) 4.Colombia( parents are Colombian) 5. Deportivo Cali (Colombian Club)","1- England 2- Oxford United (local club, regularly watch them play) 3- USA (I'm a dual citizen) 4- New England Revolution (local MLS team when I'm over there) 5- Real Oviedo (also watch Spencer's videos)" +... Now kiss.,But is it a sci-fi kiss or a fantasy kiss? +"After the beta they had a little while ago, the hype was put down ol yeller style. The core mechanics that set TF apart from other shooters was changed for the worse instead of improving on the shortcomings of the original. Map design has been neutered, Titans are more like a killstreak instead of basic game design, weapons handle more arcade style instead of arena style, no more AI grunts, etc. IIRC Respawn is doing some tweaking but given TiFa's already small player base, the game is DOA.","Danm, I enjoyed the first one and always thought if they just improved on a few things from it they could make a really great game" +we,are the crystal gems +"A Slight Change in NewTubers' Weekly Sticky Threads! Hey everybody, I just wanted to drop a quick little announcement to let you guys know of two minor changes that we've made to the threads you see every week. This isn't going to be made into a sticky, since the other two posts are much more important than a small change like this, so if you could, please just upvote this for visibility! Shout-Out Saturday has started to fall by the wayside as time has gone on, we've noticed fewer and fewer people coming in and shouting out their fellow NewTubers, so we've decided to cut it for now, and possibly bring it back later down the road. In its place, we're moving Watch Me Wednesday over and renaming it Self-Promote Saturday, because we like alliteration! This will leave Wednesday open for other, most likely less-alliterative community threads, and allows Self-Promote Saturday to stay up at the top of the sub for a bit longer than it otherwise would. If you've got any ideas for a potential Wednesday thread, by the way, we're always happy to hear them! Right now Wednesday is probably going to be saved for more infrequent things like the little competitions we did for Halloween and now the Christmas/Winter Holiday/whatever you prefer I call it, but we're always all-ears for suggestions! TL;DR Watch-Me Wed is gone, Shout-Out Saturday has been replaced by Self-Promote Saturday.",Wednesday Friendsday... post your friend's vids and why we should watch it. +PS4 Update? I was just wondering if they will ever update bug fixes or new content to ps4.,In 10-15 months probably +You thought a billionaire who was the son of a billionaire wanted to do what's best for the people?,"'murica, they're not that smart" +"Never change, xbox gamers. My highschool best friend was always like that, and I'm pretty sure he still thinks his gamerscore matters :D",No like I am by no means a hardcore gamer but this dude is always trying to tell me how I'm playing this game wrong so I am going to prove that I know what I'm doing +Can I just ask what this suppressor grenade is? I have probably encountered it but I also want to use it!,Defender titan first grenade. +Love his current stuff.. but I wonder if Jeremy will ever get back to producing progressive bangers like this.,I do not like your use of the term progressive bangers here +I'm getting just enough face I see Daniel Craig.,Not with that massive nose. +I think once Tommen gets older he would be capable of being not manipulated and strong. He isn't clever though but not many Kings were clever. Good kings need reliable people. If Tyrion was in King's Landing the combination of Tyrion and Tommen would save the realm for decades. A golden time to live in. Sparrow isn't too bad but he is a fanatic and kills everyone that aren't faithful,"With Tyrion's help a lot of people could have been good kings - Tommen did lack backbone, which means he just became an instrument for the ones holding his strings - in this case, the High Sparrow." +Cards Against Humanity is a dirty word in board game land.,Fucking casuals. +"I always forget everyone else on the planet calls soccer football, like we should.",haha it's all good :D +A lightsaber! (Think of the balance that she could bring to the force!),Teach her the 'ol razzle dazzle! +A bag of Crossover wallpapers,Be aware - contains spoilers for many animes. +"This election is bad for my blood pressure (and sanity). First they have the Right who doesn't trust our government, now FBI ensuring the Left doesn't either? Either they are idiots or something more nefarious is going on. Packing my bags and moving somewhere more sane like North Korea. Bye y'all!",Sound like you need a prescription for fucitol. +Ok I have to ask: what the hell does campy mean?,"I'm far from an expert, but it's essentially when a movie doesn't take itself too seriously and exaggerates a lot of aspects of itself." +"Nah man, dats a woman. DATS A WOMAN. Oh god, please tell me dats a woman.",I don't see any dingly bits. +"36 Hours in Asheville, N.C.","Seen it, two posts below..." +How long you been driving for champ?,How is that relevant? +Ah Verhofstadt...another unelected EU official from Belgium.,Verhofstadt is a Belgian MEP who was elected to the European Parliament by the Belgian people. +Yeahhhh sure. Save weight I'd guess 99% of the time they're just trying to make their motorcycle louder. Any saved weight is a byproduct. Nothing like seeing a fat guy on a loud ass bike!!,You've formed a pretty strong opinion about this man for never having met him. +"This could only work if republican electors defect, so if it does happen, you might want to reconsider whom to blame.",Riggity Riggity REKT +Kickfarted - SHIELD Signal Proof Head-wear (TIN FOIL HAT) | LinusTechTips,~~~~ ALERT THE CONTENT COP +You mean Blizzard finally turned it on. I walked up to a dude in my order hall and they just basically give it to you.,"It was always in the game, just at an occurrence rate which made it statistically impossible to get in any reasonable time, it's completely untrue to say it's only just been hotfixed in when it was technically available all along." +Trump policy staffers quit after not being paid,"Hey, Hillary, camera 3 would like a word.... THIS GUY IS WITHIN STRIKING DISTANCE, can you do something please... FUCKING PLEASE" +Woman gives birth with her mother's transplanted womb,Inception conception? +I'm so confused by this picture,"seriously, how do these things happen?" +OG you filthy.,amen +leaving?? Are you joining BLNG now to bash your own videos?,toxic +"Still, I'd like to see how he can maintain his market share when he can't import cheap food and drink to sell cheaply. Wetherspoons is hardly exceptional and price, ubiquity and uniformity are the main selling points. Without the prices being low there's no reason to go there.",Surely the Zebu steaks are imported from Africa not Europe? +not where I am...,sorry +I told my daughter she could pick one toy from a box at a yard sale. She chose Gunnery Sergeant Hartman from Full Metal Jacket.,Holy shit is that the psycho dude from toy story? +I've got gunshots and some choppers here in Pilsen,Sounds like a normal Tuesday +"Are you a toe, top, or sole kind of person?",Tops mostly. +"Buy a non-mac laptop, replace hdd with ssd, install Linux and boom, a laptop better than a Mac! Seriously though, you could get i7 7th gen,8gb ram, 15.6 inch 1080p screen, 256 gb ssd, 940mx 4gb GPU,1tb external hard drive for around 80-85k.",Any personal favourites you would like to recommend? +The corruption here is some of the most insidious: Putin owns the biggest oil fields in russia which our future secretary of state just did a $500B deal with. CIA reports tampering in the election in September. Mitch Mcconnell and Comey attend and bury the news. Then Mitch's wife gets a plum position. This is worse than watergate. This is potential corruption and collusion with an enemy at the highest level of our government.,Can't tell if bitter or salty +The Golden Rule Across Major Religions.,"The ethic of reciprocity, as humanists and atheists call it." +What is your favorite SCP?,Here we go again +Are you a John Mayer fan?,maaaaaaybe +You're a cunt.,And you are a subhuman. +'Voter fraud'? California man finds dozens of ballots stacked outside home,"Is that you, Mary Rosh, err... John Fund?" +"I'm not saying Trump fucked his daughter, but there's something off about their relationship. Fathers don't say the kinds of things about their daughters that Trump says about Ivanka. The pictures of the two have a creepy vibe to them. This relationship just smells funny.","It would be irresponsible to not speculate on the possibility, after all she is assuming the duties of first lady..." +"31, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 6, 6",Whoever has a birthday on November 6th is gonna get old real fast. +"2016 Week 10 Game Thread: Pittsburgh Steelers(4-4) Vs. Dallas Cowboys(7-1) Please Remember: ##**Leave all opinions/thoughts inside of this thread. Anything that isn't newsworthy posted outside of this thread during the game will be removed.** Don't be rude. We're all here to watch the game. Do not troll the other sub's game thread/post game thread. We will be notified and we will take necessary steps after that. If you see someone in here trolling, feel free to file a report and we will take care of it. Thank you and enjoy the game.",FUCK +Not being able to play music on youtube on my phone and use another tab simultaneously,There's an Xposed module for that. +"Did you expect the patriots to sign a backup for jimmy as a free agent? I mean this was a much cheaper method, and our team was constructed that we only lost one of those 4 games without Brady.",I just think we could've gotten a not shit QB in the 3rd round not this kid. +I love him,I love Gurley +i have surface pro 3 with a non functional touchscreen.,"Not interested, sorry" +Why would the doj retaliate? Havent had time to watch it :(,"Fuck the fbi and fuck the doj, they're crooked too." +I'm guessing the effect hit me in Emerald Nightmare but wasn't applied. Hour or so later it applied. I thought I was being attacked by another player or something as I died so fast (pvp server).,The same thing happened to me shortly after leaving LFR in the middle of the spiderbird boss. +"can i be a mod ive got good mod skills, i once uh...whats a good lie...banned someone just to see them get banned",Oh interesting... +Same dude. Next year is our year???,"I sincerely hope so, good luck man." diff --git a/chunk64.csv b/chunk64.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..2073c0ff2dfc37adb047249070da88cab4f26a3e --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk64.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1668 @@ +Input,Output +Lol he brought up pigment = pygmy. Now the community is hung over that.,He did say he was stretching it though. +"Every year I do some sort of bloody-nub zombie variation, and several times I've thought about bringing around a prop hand, but all I can find are giant, super cheap, plastic, manhands. I feel you.","You should wear a sling over your right arm and say it's broken, then have people shake a fake breakaway left hand" +I'm assume for it to do more things. Right now it defaults to searching the web instead of doing things.,Yeah it's probably a catch all for every single thing suggested for it +"Damn. I always thought I was him. Would you judge me terribly if I kept pretending that it was Capaldi, because the chills it gives me are worth it?",Go ahead mate xD +What is your most recent $200 purchase?,My PSVR. +She might just think OP was sucking some guys dick and spit it there.,I had to came way to far down for this. +"I haven't been focusing on anything but jumps and deadlifts lately so I'm sure I can push my front squat up with some work. But still, these look real good.",<3 +68F = 20C,Im pretty sure he meant 68C which = 158F +The Republicans are gonna be the First Party of America for a long time to come. I'd rather them beat the best the Democrats have to offer instead of the Democrats just killing their own party and letting us win by default.,4 years is not such a long time. +Backing Bourke: How a radical new approach is saving young people from a life of crime,Isnt this where they train dragons? +"Thats not what they said at all; are you illiterate or daft? Their point was letting an unproven director, regardless of gender, take the helm of a multimillion dollar franchise is a recipe for disaster on par with the prequals.",Except the prequels did not have an unproven director and they were a huge commercial success? +What else are you gonna do with 9.5 mil coins..?,Invest and have 10 mil? +"that's too bad. Quite enjoyed how Robot Rescue did it. Honestly, robot rescue needs like a 100 levels.",diner duo is coming but no release date +What do you call a key that can open any/many locks? A master key. That's a really good key. What do you call a lock that's opened by literally any key that casts a glance in it's general direction? A shitty fucking lock.,This is the best explanation I have ever heard... Of anything. +It's how Davros' eyes went.,At least he regrew them. +Critics blast Lauer's 'Commander-in-Chief Forum' performance,Perhaps Lauer is more scared of Trump setting up his own TV network if he loses the election than of Trump being elected president. +The parameters are being a fascist piece of shit.,And then there's overreacting +"As Aleppo is liberated troops discover that the moderate rebels were torturing and murdering citizens en masse, how does it feel to realize we were the bad guys?",The CIA and the Administration.. The American people were being lied to. +"Regardless of the number of votes for Trump, he will be inaugurated against a divided country, with a lot of people who claim to hate him, and can't wait for him to screw up so they can tie him up in investigations and hearings trying to thwart his administration. Therefore it would be best if he is elected by a clear majority of the people. The problem with a fractured vote is that if 37% vote for Clinton, and 43% vote for Trump with 20% split between the also-ran, Trump will be the winner, but with less than HALF of the voting public. This in my estimation is a recipe for a troubled administration.",That is when a deal maker is going to shine. +HEY I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEPRESSED WHY ARE U BEING HAPPY U LIAR?!,See how stupid they look. +"I don't understand why she keeps talking about white supremacist patriarchy. She does know that white people in the last 200 hundred years have done the most to advance women's rights? The majority of tribes in Africa, and the aboriginals in Australia would have the men and women separated for most of the day. Even today the only place you see men and women separated in western countries are in muslim mosques, but let me guess I am not allowed to question other people of color in any way because I'm a fucking white male?","Yes, crawl back to your hole you white supremicist!" +OR maybe you nerds should go and discuss your file archivers elsewhere. Like a different sub kind of elsewhere.,"yeah, because such discussion is so much less interesting compared to all those salt-miners crying about BV and ES..." +"Bold strategy, I like it.",FO Mahonys would probably be your best bet if you go this route. +Only things gritty and grinding right now are their old knees and joints.,Alll your thoughts are shit. +"I'm sorry, I'm confused what exactly are you saying?",That's it's bullshit to say that people who aren't condemning all of IBM now and forever for what some German employees of IBM did 70 years ago are doing something akin to defending Nuremberg war criminals. +4.7Ghz@1.056V I think I won the silicon Lottery!,Op hasn't responded to comments because his PC won't boot anymore +God you are so uninformed that it's really quite a drag talking to you. I will not be answering anymore.,"Psst, it's a troll, you're taking the bait." +Some of the most popular game titles are now changed to be as literal as Minecraft. What are the names of some of these renamed games?,Mario and friends Go-Kart Racing +"I was worried that Donald might be faking the golf course strategy and come out smooth and ready with facts. No, he really doesn't listen to any one else. Christie and Guiliani must have warned him, but Donald knows best.",What if he had actually been hard at work preparing and this was the best he could do? +Didn't Newt want a mars base?,Lunar +"This is so true, I saw a really chubby kid at chevron yesterday getting breakfast which consisted of two rice crispy treats and a large Gatorade. He turned around looked at me and asked, What's that?!, I was buying a bottle of water..",IIIII dontttt believee youuuuu +"That's why you need less government, so they can't buy regulations in their favor","No, you need a healthy civil society to oversee the government on behalf of the citizens." +Sounds like The Cell is your best bet. Always looks empty in the bleachers during games.,White Sox only hit 153 home runs so far compared to the Orioles 238 lol +Hahahaha come on now man.,I dropped this. +"It's the 80k income that causes the huge price on a silver plan. He's getting no deductible at all. If he made 50k, it's a ton less. they hammer you if you make a reasonable income.",Yay Socialism! +After ten years I figured it was time to make a new PC,Ermagerd your GPU is about to explode like why would you ever get an EVGA card +TIFU while telling people how much I appreciated their help this year.,Next year put a little s or f or whatever in the corner so you'll k ow what's in them. +Probably just Portuguese players happy to have representatives.,"Alientech are also Portuguese, so we have 2 Portuguese teams in the semis (so one's already qualified for the Group stage)." +lol christ michael,Our new lord and savior +"An ancient, forgotten Ashens relic Is there any chance Sith Lord Stuart could re-upload that mad animated short he put up in an announcement video from about 2007 that featured the Shake N Vac lady, John Belucci and a crazy Robot accompanied by a rather bizarre soundtrack? I'm going back YEARS here, I think it was in the same video H announced that his website at the time was going to have links on eBay where you could buy the tat he shown in his early video!",Yay more forgotten Ashens videos found +"omg, thanks for this explanation. I pulled this card a couple days ago and thought it was a mistake. I'm curious, let's say I use that Runecraft snowman card that bounces an opposing creature. Do dying snowmen count as shadows? Also, do snowmen who don't make it to the board count as shadows?","Yes for the first, no for the second." +Mike and Molly. That show is brutal,But they're so fat and sassy! +Parts of a rocket found that hit regime-held Zahra town belongs allegedly to Russian Air Force,Bad intel? +"And a logical violation of the Fourth Amendment. An honest Supreme Court would put an end to this, but so far...nothing.",we should appoint another conservative justice to the bench to help end this immediately +This perpetual time bomb had a job??,Yep in Human Resources apparently. +More recently Lawrence also wrote Dreamcatcher,More recently than The Force Awakens? +You smart maybe presidemt a day,This comment was written by someone who just drank a whole case of beer and kept the cans +"Open your eyes, not your legs","So deep, so deep.." +Thoughts on the upcoming Saucony Pumpkin Spice?,Things are negatively impacted by the pumpkin spice label +SJW flips table and runs for it at University of Pittsburgh,She probably shouldn't do things like that but its trump supporters trump supporters so I don't really care :/ +God damn ethnic vote,"You realize that in this case, you're ethnic, right?" +They'll just blame Obama or some other random Democrat. The Party of Personal ResponsibilityTM never takes any responsibility for a goddamn thing.,Just blame Chicago and San Francisco. +In the UK. Constant 76mbps,"i'm in the US, constant 150. and we're known for being behind in the internet market" +"Your kind? As a gay liberal who actually realizes that Trump is going to be possibly the second most liberal president ever when it comes to gay rights, facts are a pretty big deal.",r/asablackman Your background doesn't make your statement more valuable +Furry porn.,Would that be cringe or just a general ew? +"And since there MUST be absolutely equal amounts of negative information on both candidates, this is evidence of something.",So I can more justify my own vote for trump. +I'm starting one called Free The Paedos,You're doing it wrong +"As a patriots fan, I was very bored today.",Fuck off +I'm not talking about a national democracy. I'm talking about the anarcho-communist utopia.,"utopia, well ok, enough of this fantasy wishfull thinknig, was nice talking to you, even though i didn't really get what u meant and you keep changing the underlying subject of the discussion." +Why would anyone do that..,"because back than people didn't clean the shit out of raws, now it's all faster and with more quality" +My boyfriend spotted this gem outside of a Taco Bell. The girl getting into it is Babydoll,Imagine it the first day though +That's Stark's arm...,Only if he managed to have his elbow occupy the same space as Thor. +Do you really think divorce is ruining his kids' lives? I'd much rather those kids grow up in two happy homes than one unhappy one.,"Except that given OP's frame of mind, at least one of those homes is pretty much guaranteed to be unhappy." +Or you could just take the wall out completely.,But then someone can attack my an-cap baseball team! +Steam having a stroke,Maybe it's because you have an account alert? +"Fivethirtyeights model just started a slow uptick for Hillary, I think this will continue through the end of this week, barring something drastic! woohoo! It was getting far to close to coin-flip odds","If the Chelsa bomber is Muslim, it might be a bad week." +So probably like year 2 or 3 of Trump's presidency.,that's optimistic +"My wife and I have a phenomenal relationship for the most part, but there are most days when I'd just rather masturbate than put the effort into sex. Our sex life just got more and more infrequent as we've been together (11 years total, married for 7) and her lack of initiating (which we've discussed and she's done minimal about) just made me stop trying. And now that we are 'trying' to have our second kid, I'd still rather masturbate than have sex because I know the only reason she's showing interest is because we want another kid.","Get a vasectomy, and don't tell her." +"For now, Melania Trump plans to be long-distance first lady","It's OK, just as long as she keeps doing softcore porn." +"Locking at the how the FBI noniditement shows that is how he looks at it. Innocence is not an option, it has to be some sort of conspiracy where Clinton used her power and influence to go free yet again.","Used to be innocent until proven guilty, now it's assumed guilty until you retire from public life." +Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up sped up every time he says Never,I wanted so badly to believe +Mattsterbating,Mattlanta Falcons +"How to play early/Late? Hi guys! I'm a Silver V player (Yes yes, I'm aware that I might be THAT Yasuo player) that really finds pleasure in playing Yasuo. I honestly consider my mechanics alright, not too good nor bad. But I have noticed even when I'm fed I find difficulty in the mid game or late game, how should I play Yasuo in those phases of the game?",I abuse fervor early and lately I've been solo killing between the levels 1-3 +"Quebec City, Newtonland, Baffin Island, Yellow Labrador, British Canada, Abertosaurus, Sasquatch, None of it, Yakutsk, Alaska",Brilliant +"Yup, it reverted to the previous lap.",Well i guess the experience of winning a car race upside down was unique enough! +"Rumour has it they also have streets, cars, electricity, and even Internet.","They finally have plumbing, praise Jesus!" +Should have been Bernie,# I LOVE BERNIE ^(and that's why I for Trump ) +why even play the game if you wont play the game?,I don't know how you do skilling but i do it in about the same way as described here. +Where do you see caps lock being used?,Your weird choice of capitals is the same result as having caps lock on in rs... +"Incredibly rare drops. Hello guys! My idea would be to add some incredible rare drops to some monsters. They could be added to different slayer creatures or bosses, and these items could give a little variety to the game. Make very rare drops untradeable, which if you want to get you need to be really lucky. You can get these items from the respective bosses or slayer creatures, with a given drop rate (like 1/1500 at Araxxor - just to show rarity). These items would be some more powerful items, or purely cosmetic items. For example: Toxic fang - You can make a Toxic Scythe from it, which has a Weapon poison+ effect. Imbued eye - You can make Imbued Staff from it, which gives infinite fire runes. Dusty web - Make Dust-Covered Bow, which has a chance to debuff your target's accuracy. These would be untradeable, and the weapons too, but you can anytime convert them into a normal weapon to sell them. (Augmentable and dyeable too if the normal item is augmentable and/or dyeable too). If you don't want to give these special items an effect, then they could just be cosmetic. OR they can be tradeable, like you can get addons from a rare drop from gwd2, or get special looking skilling effects from rare DKS and Chaos Battlefield drops. This could maybe revitalize dead-content slayer and boss creatures, give players more incentive to kill different kind of monsters and give a small chance to everybody to make bank, if they are lucky (if you choose the tradeable rare drop idea). As these would be very uncommon, I except their price to be high. Tl;Dr: Make incredible rare drops from bosses/creatures, which could give little bonus effects, or have cosmetic purposes only. Show your luck - wealth with them. If you're very lucky, you can make bank with these. I'm open to all of the ideas, please comment what you think about these.","Sure why not, could make ZGS worth something." +"What are some video games that have stood the test of time, and are still as good today as they were when initially released?",Superman 64 +Webb was never elite but he was pretty damn good in 2011,"I think he was elite in 2011 but for w/e reason CBs seem to need two years of elite play to before they start getting credit for the first one, and he got hurt." +Maybe go fuck yourself,how's your mother? +"Redditors who are bored at work, what do you do to pass the time?",Answer new askreddit threads to try and get lots of upvotes. +"Do you get to the Salad District very often? Oh, what am I saying, of course you don't.",I'd be alot warmer and alot happier with a belly full of 2 medium 2 topping pizzas +Generally Democrats respect Nate. They get worried/concerned if Nate says they're losing.,"Nate Silver is liberal, but his predictions are objectively the best." +"Yes with emphasis on the vocal part and about the discovery part. The last real relationship I had (who was also the second person I ever had sex with) was with a girl who never talked about sex and while she always finished, she never wanted to do more than cowgirl, missionary, or doggystyle. I always had a lingering suspicion she wanted to try more than that, but anytime I brought up my willingness to figure out what she liked, she always shut down the conversation. And maybe that's what she liked and that's it, and my suspicion was brought on by my previous relationship where the girl was constantly wanting to try new things, so her being the first girl I ever had sex with made me think that all girls were like that, which isn't necessarily the case.",you two are the real MVPs. +"Damn, women's volleyball is 11th right now, what happened, we're normally at least in the top 5?",FIRE COACH RUSS +Yes. In retrospect I am certain that all who use it in game mean it with the best of intentions. :I,"This made me lol My first thought was, so when someone crouches on my dead body they aren't really trying to *make tea*...<.<" +"That was always his issue, he seems to have a million scoring chances but barely puts it in the net",Yea he's tied for second on the team with 9 points at least. +"I work with Muslims and Christians. The Muslims are very nice, mind their business, and are very respectful. The Christians on the other hand scoff when the Muslims pray, get angry when they take off for a Muslim holiday, and talk about the Muslims in nasty ways when they're not around.",My Christian neighbors have never called me a whore for wearing shorts though... +The Flag Of The Monolith,not full of stars 0/10 +"If you're ever feeling down, listen to a song you loved on happier days. The memories will cheer you up! Basically, listen to a song you attribute to good times that you didn't realize you missed! Also here's a smile :)",This just makes me feel miserable because I hate feeling nostalgic. +When was he ever ownable?,2014 +M E T A E T A,Pro tip: 2 enters between each line M E T A E T A +It would be nice to see Cleveland blow a 3-1 lead in the World Series I hear that the #1 sign of the apocalypse is Cleveland winning two championships in a 5 month span. Pass the vibes to the Cubbies.,"If this does happen, its proof that god realized giving Cleveland something nice was a mistake, and they'll go back to another 50 years of ineptitude." +I'm going to jail for a long time. Might as well have a good meal before I go.,Should've gone somewhere else if they want a good meal +"Huh, yeah what is it good for","Good god.. You all.. Man, you don't know nothing about no war" +Getting a little help,look at all that 'Mirin going on. +"I may not support trump, but I am glad he at least seems to be taking the job seriously.",Maybe he should have started taking it seriously when he decided to run last summer. +Clinton HQ Right Now,Lmfao +MRW they announce a surprise free lunch at work but I just bought food,Almost burst out laughing at this one +VGTG,VGN VGTG VGCG VGS +Khassar de templari!,En harudim Raszagal +"You guys deserve one. As soon as we get knocked out, I always end up pulling for you guys. Win one, and then move over and let us have one.",Deal. +Reinstalled Windows 7 - all my network drivers are gone I went to Dell support and downloaded all the drivers and tried to reinstall. Now I just have ! Next to each driver and still cannot get on the internet. Please help!!!,Still missing the needed drivers +I can't wait for the Sean Murray documentary to come out in 2-3 years Charting his rise and fall and exploring the video game hype machine.,They might include the documentary in the upcoming Explorer's edition. +"Listening to music sometimes works, and sometimes you pay too much attention to the lyric. Yesterday was my worst moment, I did the activities I had for my college and washed the dishes just because I was stuck in such a boring quest on World of Wacraft that I decided to procrastinate my procrastination.","That's why you listen to shit with no lyrics or if you, be sure it's a band you don't really like a lot." +I'm on PC so we only have 25 games. I managed 20 (won 18) my will to live is now gone.,"Damn, thats actually really good, well done" +"Home economics covers things like sewing and how to cook, right?",Yeah I was too lazy to type it all out ;) +"Welcome to my strategy. You're encouraged to get alts to 110 early (to start research), so I just level them all up with herbalism. I make a ton of money per toon.","looks like the research isn't that big of a deal on alts after all, I made some alts and they're getting 2-3 day research times so far.. so at this rate my alts will probably catch up in a month" +He's the only one trying to make stuff happen.,You might be right +"How to dress decent without spending a ton? So I want to start dressing better but I'm broke as fuck. Right now I pretty much wear the same thing everyday, a plain color shirt and dark jeans. I feel like this is the most basic way to dress. I'm a bigger guy so I feel like skinny jeans wouldn't work but I honestly don't know the first thing about fashion. Anyone have any suggestions?",just go to a store and pick out what you like if it has a giant price tag don't buy it don't always buy ralph lauren everything because then that's how you turn yourself into just impressing the people around you when in reality there's probably clothing better/equal to it for the same price or lower no seriously just look also fyi it's not about the brand it's about the style :D you can either go on streetwear subreddit and dress like you do now or go on the mens fashion advice subreddit and they'll help you better +ALERT: The fake news hysteria is a Trojan horse for censorship of conservative opinions. Share this video!,"Not much of a Trojan Horse, looks pretty obvious to me." +How do they continue to fail to recognize that she simply got more votes than Bernie did ? That's how shit works. Get over it.,Bernie math is a special kind of system +Apple newton!,Nearly. +Best stores to find cool stickers/pins/patches? Looking for cool/nerdy places to explore.,"For stickers/pins/key chains, Try Elizabeth Centre." +"Once all the Mexicans are deported, there will be nobody left to build the fucking thing though.",theyd build it on the other side of course because they love the god emporer that much +Per Harry Enten: Clinton up 15 in new AP/GFK poll,Oh man how it must suck to be a deplorable right now watching all your dreams come crashing down. +Game Thread: Week 7 - Cincinnati Bengals (2-4) VS Cleveland Browns (0-6) [](/CIN)Cincinnati Bengals VS [](/CLE) Cleveland Browns Time: 1:00 PM EST *Help the mods by reporting trolls* **Sort by new for up to date discussion.**,wow +I use HDMI and play at 120Hz,Might be the newer standard +What's something men don't know about women that they need to know?,There is no magic key or trick you can use to get us to like you. +"Ladies, what is your favorite nail polish color? Do you tend to change based on your outfits/mood? I'm currently in love with Essie's Satin Sister (it's a very dark green) and was wondering what colors y'all love!",I wear any crazy color on my toes and none on my fingers (gotta let the ladies know I'm into ladies) +Or corejj,CoreJJ was not a good MF support but Ryu's Cassiopeia was even worse so they got away with it. +"Beemster kaas is een smedige, smaakvolle premium kaas uit het hart van de Beemster polder. De eersteklas kazen worden met liefde bereid in de klassieke kaasmakerij en kunnen op hun gemak natuurlijk rijpen. Met tradities en geheimen die al generaties lang meegaan, weet Beemster precies hoe we kaas kunnen maken op het allerhoogste niveau. Daarom zijn hun kazen al ruim 100 jaar zo smedig en smaakvol. Beemster kaas begint met verse melk die aan alle kwaliteitseisen voldoet. De koeien van hun boeren staan zo veel mogelijk buiten en eten vers gras dat dankzij de zilte kleigrond barst van de gezonde voedingswaarden. Daar begint de voorsprong. Van deze melk maken zij op ambachtelijke wijze kaas. Zo roeren ze de wrongel bijvoorbeeld nog met de hand en keuren de kaasmeesters de kazen uitgebreid tot zij zeker weten dat ze van superieur niveau zijn.",I literally don't have a clue what you're saying but OK... I guess. +And the way it is unit-less gives me a sense of foreboding it will be 16 weeks actually instead of days...xd,16 million dollars 'til monkey king +"After much stressing with cheap mounts from eBay, my XXL hardcases are on! Time for a road trip.",those things don't look water or dust proof +"You're 100% wrong. We'd be 5-1 in the division, NE would be 4-2.","I'm not talking Dolphins specifically, I'm 12-4 could make a team in general miss playoffs" +To Lamela or not to Lamela...,Is that a draft team or something? +"Andre Iguodala Between the Legs, Behind the Back Lob That Doesn't Count",KD really getting on that Steph bandwagon with the mouth-guard play. +Weapon buffs are more appropriate given the rogue hero power. I'd like to see add a deathrattle to your weapon or add a drain life to your weapon or any other idea more creative minds can come up with.,"When your weapon damages a minion, silence that minion." +need help picking between 3 characters spoilers sorta Ff6 =) I need 1 more character for my eventual final party of 12 I know you make it at the end of the game but thats all I know so no spoilers please =) between Setzer Umaro Cyan which of these 3 is the easiest to make useful/funnest to use in your opinion ?,Who's story do you like the most? +So smart,If I had spinners I would be REALLY tempted to screw with folks like this. +That's exactly what Reno Mage is.,It has a lot of tempo though. +No. You're oversimplifying and using your perspective to define words. Taxes aren't and shouldn't be in flux. Both Bushes and Reagan artificially lowered taxes to an insane point that even they only were allowed to make a temporary change. It expires.,"In fairness, the ludicrous tax rates of the 50s were also temporary, put in place as part of WWII mobilization." +"Since we're both pianists, each day we play a duet together before going to bed for the night (scores arranged for piano, 4 hands).",username checks out :) +What movie completely changes when you add on ice?,All of them +"If you told me at the end of last year that Marcus Cannon would be this good this year, I would have laughed in your face for being so stupid. What a fucking turnaround for this guy. Couldn't be happier for him.","Apparently losing 30 lbs, letting the turf toe heal, and Scar coming back has worked miracles" +he was totes in with the eagles,The eagles were with him +Seeing how quick this spread. it goes to show how many people that browse and complain on this subreddit are a bunch of bank standing casuals.,ttotely +Anyone else surprised that Hillary was the first to mention China? How calm Trump is? Are you surprised at anything else thus far?,Just theorizing but I believe that Trump is using his last chance to get unsure voters instead of making his supporters chear because of banter. +What other form would it exist in? Floating energy?,Your mother. +Guardian playing like shit and they still do that. Insane. How do you even stop Navi if Simple/Flamie are firing on all cylinders?,The power of star aimers can't be stopped in they are playing in form +"Rule 5, Pericles has about 5 turns to live as he messed up my industrial center",Bold words from a man with 3 military units in his borders lol +"Four fillings, deep cleaning, and got referred to a different dentist to have a root canal I've had looked at... I just went in to have a cap replaced.",Not as bad as orthodontic quadratic expander and braces and tooth extraction :P +"If your handwriting was a font, what would the title of it be?",Chicken + Ink bottle +Since it is full-auto it would go for considerably more than that.,"I hadn't even thought about it being full auto.. Which makes me wonder what illegal full autos sell for in the States.. I really do not plan on finding out, but I bet unregistered ones are expensive as fuck on the black market." +"Be honest, you didn't think of any did you?",I did... +"A GUIDE TO THE STEVEN UNIVERSE FANDOM! (parody) STEP 1: THE FANDOM First of all, let's get you used to the fandom. This is the Steven Universe fandom, where leaks run rampant throughout the streets. You must first decide if you are okay with leaks or not. If you are, it's okay to keep using services such as YouTube, Reddit and the Internet. If you are not, go buy a cave with cable and Cartoon Network. This, however, poses some health risks, as accidentally seeing programs such as Uncle Grandpa or Teen Titans Go pose a serious chance of contracting cancer. This ends the tutorial for non-leak centric participants. STEP 2: PARTICIPATING So, you have decided to stay in the Steven Universe fandom. First, you have to decide what kind of fandomee you are. There are memers, aka only MKAtwood, the scrib... I mean ARTISTS , the actual artists, and, finally, the Theorists. Let's focus on the theorists, since everything else required skill or talent or whatever that crap is. Of course, becoming an actual theorist is no easy task either. That's why you're not going to be an actual theorists! STEP 3: BEING A THEORIST So how can you be a theorist and not be a theorist at the same time? Easy, by faking it! Most Steven Universe theorists are also quacks, so this should be easy. -Step 1: The Theory. -First, you need a theory. To start, pick a character, any one... how about Onion. Okay, next you need to pick a nebulous force in the show, or anything mysterious really. Let's go with the creation of the Gems. Next, let's plug these two completely separate ideas into this handy formula, ARE _____ AND THE _________ RELATED? Now that we have our theory, we need to share it with the world! -Step 2: Sharing. -Okay, now that you're theory is fully fleshed out, it's time to share it with the fanbase. First, you need to go onto Google and download any somewhat related images to your theory. Literally anything remotely related will be okay. Next, open your free video editor of choice. Import all the images, in any order, into the video, and insert them for 3 seconds each. Next add subtitles to your video. Start with the first part of the theory, and go off on any random tangent until you hit the halfway mark of the video. Then start to talk about the other half, and repeat what you did for the first half. Add a single subtitle at the end that states the formula with the plugged in variables from Step 1. Export, and you are ready to release your content to the world! STEP 3: RELEASING YOUR VID It's finally time to become a part of the fandom like you've always wanted! First, publish your video on YouTube. Nothing matters more than the thumbnail, so go on to DevientArt, and find the first clickbaity Steven Universe image you see. Since this is the internet, free sharing of knowledge is okay, so download that sucker and save it to your computer. Next, monetize your video, and insert that clickbait you saved earlier. Set the title of your video to you're formula, and post it. Also, don't forget to add an ad before, after, and during the midpoint of your video. Now, wait for the views, subscribers and comments to roll in. Next, post a link to your video in every single subreddit related to Steven Universe. Send out several tweets about you're video, Snapchat posts, and Tumblr posts as well. Lastly, if any hurtful words, disguised as what they call criticism, such as saying your video makes no sense and your video is just crappy clickbait, be sure to report them with all accounts you have, and try to delete their channel of you are a member of YouTube Heroes. After all, that's what those systems are for! CONCLUSION So, you've posted you're first piece of content. You may ask, what to do now?. Don't worry, I have you covered. It's quite simple, actually. Just read this guide AGAIN! Simply pick different characters and forces every time, and follow the steps above, and you will be rolling in views, upvotes, and money! So go out there and start participating in the Steven Universe fandom today!",Don't forget that you'll lose your mind during the inevitable hiatus +Was there an episode I missed? Where's everyone getting these gifs?,This was from Too Many Birthdays +Guess what? Your PC has a screenshot function too :),and it's even easier to use than ps Share :) +We should just leave him alone.,He's too busy fishing +tfw foul,Even harp said it should have been a 3 point play but whatever +"Overall, what did you think of the SOE characters? Did you think they were great? Terrible? Or were they incredibly average? I personally liked them all, especially Jackie V and Nero.","They're good, but I didn't feel emotionally drawn to them like i was the MotD crew" +Oh trust me I don't know if I'll ever work again but I would never work for that company again. He literally put a round in the chamber and aimed it at me thinking it was funny.,"What a fucking idiot, he deserves to be fired" +"Weekly not-at-church jealousy thread. Let's gloat, apostates! Me: stay home and prep for camping trip without kid distractions. Then camping! The church of hiking and camp fire and beer is better than the church of snore and Nephites!",At my never-mo parents having Canadian Thanksgiving dinner. +You should be able to play a full back and a tight end interchangeably in the tight end slot. Call it the white guy slot.,What if I have Bennett as my TE? +"Yeah, but there's a difference between cool attitude with a cheesy line and the same joke about 'Baldy McNosehair' that wasn't funny in Colours and is now just becoming a forced running gag.",Let's not forget the first time he was called eggman in the us hey look it's a giant talking egg +DJ RAIJIN! - Concept Skin.,I love the concept but if Raijin gets a DJ skin before Zeus ima be sad +"Aguero comes on, so my VC Sanchez gets an assist straight away. hooray",at least your vc wasn't Walcott :( +How skookum is it?,Its got itself a case of the weeble wobbles. +Guess he's not the survivor...,I wish Aubrey and Lee would make 2 survivors +Freedom of speech is a LEGAL right.,"Thats you can choose to limit, on your own, to be a decent human being." +"Or when your character feels like it, he just values a good workout.",You'd need a good workout if you were the kinda guy to eat 15 sharks in one sitting. +We won't leave! Our big mommy gonna bail us out in a week!,"No fly zones for everyone, what could happen?" +How Much Damage Can a Defender's Bubble Take I searched around for a bit but couldn't find an answer. What is the health of a defenders bubble. Is it only possible to be destroyed with a super?,"It must be incredibly high if it even has a health bar, because I always pop it during the cabal strike whose boss has rockets and a machine gun and it takes all of it until time runs out or I die." +Brake lights mean stop,I want to zoom in but can't - is that a person in the road after the cars stop flipping? +So apparently it's a lama. There was a barn fire near her place and they couldn't find this one. Good news is he's back home safe and sound!,"Good, poor thing needs a good shave, that fur has to be heavy and uncomfortable all knotted up like that." +"Stub your toe, motherfucker.",Fuck yeah Lions bro +"That's not exactly what it said; it's part of what it said. assigned to them. You're a floating multitool adds all sorts of other implications, that can lead to exactly the misunderstanding that I had.",But he was referring to the datamining which showed there was no model +"It had to have been a cheat, I don't see any other possible explanation haha",Sacred oath deep protection power within sword ring mad man? +"Sean Hannity sorry for fake story on Michelle Obama, Clinton",So someone called Sean Hannity to stop lying? +Racing the explosion,Now just play the James Bond theme and it looks cooler +The Accountant Sniper Challenge,"Jordan's dad is like, What the fuck is my son doing?" +Post your face and we'll find a centipede in florida that looks like you wait shit we're not democrats,"my grandfather recently died in Florida, I can call and see if I can get his vote switched from Hillary" +Abbi Jacobson in town Any idea what she is doing in town? According to insta she's hanging w Liz lambert and going to the springs. I love her!,"I'm not sure what the event is, but Carrie Brownstein is here too." +What is ros?,Rest of season +"Looking for a symphony where percussion has a more challenging part to play. Hi, I'm new on this sub. A couple weeks ago I started playing in our newly founded school symphony as percussionist. I have been playing drums for five years and cajon for a half year and our music teacher asked me if I wanted to play in the orchestra. Of course I said yes, but I quickly realized that percussion is (however important) quite boring in most symphonies. So I came here to ask you if you know any symphonies we could play where the percussion section has a more challenging part to play. Thanks in advance Ps: Sorry if I spelled anything wrong, English isn't my first language.","Yeah, that's going to be tricky considering the rest of the parts increase in difficulty at an even greater rate than the percussion parts do." +Air traffic controllers in the UK do 16 hour on duty work a week.,Only in communist Europe +O'Neal recognize meal,This one killed me +Whenever Matt appears on the RT Podcast it's like Christmas morning,If Geoff appears doomsday is coming +Looking for a family friendly tv show to watch. Not necessarily a cartoon but something that we can enjoy with our 11 year old and not have to be worried about nightmares or explaining sex things :p Also it would have to be on Netflix or Amazon prime. Thanks.,Black mirror +Isn't Washington 12-1? Nice job espn,They also had a graphic that we lost to CU. +I also don't see the point of artificially inflating your patreon numbers if you aren't going for advertisers.,Like artificially inflating your downloads and podcast reach to sell man purses? +Forg1ven just wants to 2v3 and goes INSANE,THIS IS PURE GOLD +Dabbing has changed so much over the years.,"Ikr... Back in my day, it was a way to get high." +"I didn't exactly get to watch, will you have that whole OT up?",yup +First Post on this Subreddit. Felt pretty proud of myself.,"That was a pretty nice play, especially the timing on the ult." +What's the context of that scene again?,He's still a little too sensitive to wanna talk about it. +"Will the Rock ever come back full time ? As title says, if so what effect would him coming back full time have on the buisness?would ratings go up? Or is his coming every once in a blue moon what makes him so special? I think eventually once his hollywood career slows down he will eventually come back for one more run (full time)",No +smoke another bowl bro and relax. I was addressing your statement.,smoke more meth and vote on your cancerous politicians lmao +Too soon.,Dude it's been 80 years +THE FINAL 3 - The FIFA Puskas Award,Where is Las Palmas' insane team goal? +"Just a heads up. Something is happening at DICE. So I've noticed a few tweets, several DICE Staff who deal with Battlefront have travelled across seas to their headquarters in europe, something is happening. Not sure but something.",Bo rifle viral release? +"Microsoft Corp said on that a hacking group linked to the Russian government and U.S. political hacks was behind recent cyber attacks that exploited a newly discovered Windows security flaw. A patch to protect Windows against the newly discovered threat will be released on Nov. 8, Election Day.",*That* explains why my copy of Windows sucks so bad -- it's all the damned Russians' fault! +There has been a stray cat outside of my house since summer. Today we decided to let him inside to stay warm and a few hours later we found him like this!,I don't think he's a stray anymore. +"You are referring to a VERY small minority of people that consider themselves Christian that most likely would not find themselves comfortable living and believing how the vast majority of Christians operate. I've gone to church my entire life, I grew up in Oklahoma and Texas. I even work in a church now. I've gone to everything from Baptist to Pentecostal. Christians, don't act like that with any sort of support from the Christian community at large. Forgiveness and love are the pillars of faith. This goes for most people in the world, if someone claims they are doing something(terrible) in the name of their religion, be in Christianity/Muslim/Buddhist or otherwise they are likely not a good example of that religion. Unfortunately it is difficult for a member of that religion to distance themselves from every single act of individuals that use their religion to absolve them of their actions.",A very small minority that seems to get a lot of laws passed in the US +Lonely Fred Copies Happy Woman's Photo,Relationship goal: Recreate all of my target's photos and then send them to her in a stained manilla envelope as a symbol of my love and appreciation. +"WTS - Pink P Statue Tee, Med",Tagged pics? +i let them heal it for i think 10 or 100 pokemoney but then i came back later and they raise it tons! I really thought they would become better afterwards but That's team skull for ya,They have to pay the rent lol +Deborah Ann Woll,sexy like always +"I am getting pmed by females who want to have sex with me on a weekly basis. Sadly, all of them were in the US, or far away from my location.",Seems like the feds are onto you +"Don't join a gang or sell drugs , that'll help your odds of getting stabbed",But your chances of getting whacked in the head by a schizophrenic with a hammer are just as high. +"For vintage stuff? No. Because that's nonsense. For real stuff? Uh lowes, home depot, home hardware, etc... Keep in mind unlike yesteryear (or overseas) kids aren't taught how to wire things in school so you should better know what you're doing.","You forgot the ..., son :)" +American patriotism,Birds of prey know they're cool +Private Custom Matches Now that private matches are out can we possibly get more gamemode options? My friends and I had a fireteam of 7 last night and we were very saddened and partially distraught that we couldn't do rumble or a free for all type gamemode. We found it very limiting not being able to play in some specific gamemodes because our fireteam was too large.,It's been out for one day... yeesh +"Saddest ending in the series? Type-0 for me. Everyone knows that they are going to die, but they talk about their future and we all know that won't happen. Props to the song that plays when Cinque smile (What even tearjerks me is that the flag is made out of their capes and equipment). But, I would kill just to see Machina dies in the ending","I haven't played Type-0, but of what I ahve played, X, Crisis Core, and then Tactics." +"That's rough :/ If you need anyone to talk to, I'm all ears.",if you're all ears how do you circulate blood around the body +"Pretty much, just stronger (imo) and a lot slower obviously. Plus the Black Prince has APDS, which tears through a Tiger like paper. Plus the skirts on the side of the Prince and its tracks act as a huge sponge to most shells that hit it.",funny to read this in combination with your flair XD +I like both you guys. I don't know who to root for.,Just root against Dallas. +So THAT'S why the guy from Frozen is in the thumbnail.,"Uhm, that's Jack Frost." +Vote Trump - Obama,Now that's some 4D chess +None of which addresses your problems with reasoning. Do you imagine people care what you think?,Chill bro lol +Fuck the dmv,Neccesary evil +Dead ringer for Keenan playing Steve Harvey,First thing I noticed +"Bears have always seemed to have such a violent reputation, to me anyways (someone who hasn't actually seen one) so it's always off to see / hear about how scared they act. (Especially around pussy)",Nah cats seem to scare bigger animals all the time weirdly. +WoW...,gross +What do you mean? She looks entirely unfolded.,What more could you want lol...can't satisfy redditors +"Sure, something is definitely better than nothing, and I'm no stranger to budget constraints. It sounds like your units are probably closer to your desk, too, vs ours potentially being a 3.5+ hour drive away.","What desk, just put a chair in the server room?" +Zenith,"Wow, great positioning, target selection, aim, and medkitting, as always." +"With the 2 Strike rule being announced with every relevant penalty, they should review games after the fact and assign those strikes, potentially disqualifying the player for their next game if they were not during the actual game.",We the NBA now. +"i think everyone can agree that gas driven cars are on their way out.. all of us are, act accordingly.",are those fancy new cars going to have tires? +Hanzo's ult us actually just him making two dragons really awkward and flying away.,Let the dragon consume my sadness. +Why is there a women's chess champion? Why is it split into sexes?,Because you win in women's chess by converting the pawn into a queen. +Pax 2 problem Just picked it up yesterday and it was working fine! This morning all four LEDs are red and blink three times before turning off. Anyone know what I can do?,It's either dead or over heating +Until now. Trump will reign.,Are you suggesting he try to install himself as a dictator? +Upvoted because girl. There's fucking nothing here. Are you trying to say that you went from barbecuing to working in a restaurant? Absolutely terrible.,B-but her face is a little slimmer. +Who or what do you absolutely loath?,Any form of Clasism +"What's the best class hall campaign, story-wise? I finished the monk campaign and, uh, I made some great beer, but it left me a bit underwhelmed. Whoever I level next needs to have an awesome campaign, and though I can find the summaries for them, I don't know which ones are well-written and which ones aren't. So what's your favorite class hall campaign so far?",DK. +id take a young rivers anytime,"As would I. I wouldn;t call him Luck level, but he's certainly with (if not above) the Flacco/Dalton/Mariota category." +The degen who bluffed his wife,Darvin I had queens Moon +The only people who say this are the people who watch football from a gamecast.,"I agree that trash is definitely taking it too far, but he is easily below average." +"Glenn Beck, Michelle Obama's speech is the most effective political speech I have heard since Ronald Reagan #I'mWithHer",Glenn Cuck. +"Girl plants needles in own Halloween candy, no charges will be laid",Something is wrong with that girl. +"Have any of you gotten a gun? What are your thoughts on the matter? I'm in the states and moved out quite a while ago, but I'm starting to feel a lot less safe in regards to the extended family. I never really I imagined myself as a gun owner and don't really feel right about the idea of me getting one.","There is nothing wrong with owning a gun, unless you have no idea how to use, handle and store it." +I like how the description starts out making sense but then devolves into gibberish.,Gotta get those keywords for Google. +Nelson Agholor pretended he was a receiver to get drafted in the NFL. Eagles players are so crazy.,Zach Ertz pretended to not be soft to get a fat contract. +No Limits,How do you go beyond the plateau? +"hahahaha you really are an idiot aren't you? I still can't believe we are doing this. Yes millionaires can play games, go on reddit or whatever the fuck they want to do but you.. your not a fucking millionaire or have you been living inside your make belief world for too long? I asked you previously what you company does and you ignored the question so clearly you don't have a fucking clue at all. Then your insults at the bottom of the above comment are diabolical mate. You sound like a 10 year old kid who beat a 5 year old at a game just so they could say they are a winner even though you can't beat someone of the same stature. Are we done yet?",He says he won't tell us his company...Like it's a fucking secret...Even though it's apparently one of the top leading companies in the world +"r/enlightenedbirdmen AND r/MadMudmen CAN NEVER CAW-EXIST, THE GLORY OF THE SUPERIOR BIRD RACE OUTSHINES THE LOWLY MUDMEN, KA-KA-KA-KAAWWWWWW!!",What the actual fuck are those.. +"If Dems Will Rig a Debate for Clinton, What Won't They Do to Win?","How dare you insinuate that the good, high moral character Hillary Clinton would ever do such a thing!" +Government Jobs Now Outnumber Manufacturing Jobs By Almost TEN MILLION,That'll grow the economy! +Recently made the sedition switch axe looking to use it for aerial style. What are some good sets for if? Pretty new to mh serious. I have Gen btw,"If you're near endgame I would recommend Snowbaron, Dreadking, or Stonefist." +Amputee bisexual midget grandma bukake orgies? or Shemale German amateurs riding masive anal plugs?,Pm me bro. +It actually is but I mainly use it for text messaging.,How about you give me your sister's number? +Cardboard crack costs more than actual crack.,I don't understand the comment and I won't respond to it. +Yup. I was pretty meh before that. One of the few times I actually laughed out loud watching something by myself. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. I JUST WANNA DIE!!! WE ALL WANNA DIE!!! hahaha,"YOUR FAILURES ARE YOUR OWN, OLD MAN!" +how so?,"i reaaally encourage actually reading the Hobbit since it's short, and super good." +If at first you don't succeed...,blow it up again! +While they weren't states in 1988 most of the borders were defined or close to final form. The majority of them would join in the next 2 years. Only Arizona and New Mexico would be later than the next 5.,"Oh yes, I remember 1993 well, the year Arizona and New mexico joined us." +"No, He wasn't. But what you say describes contradiction, and is thus nit the way to understand thise texts. Call it not a contradiction all you want, the way you are interpreting those texts is contradictory.",Is commanding an eye for an eye through Moses and then commanding turn the other cheek through Jesus a contradiction? +"I feel like being rammed up the ass today, guess a cold front's comin'.","I wanna shove my penis into an asshole, gonna be an arid day." +if you're worried about disinformation maybe don't have an unsourced twimg as your top link,Only worried about disinformation that doesn't fit the narrative. +"16 teams means 4 weeks, and two teams playing 18 games a season. I think 8 is the reasonable cutoff","Ok, so, 17 is just right, but 18 is far too many." +"I think hes making mad cash with tsm + red bull + streaming already, no need to go to china for that.","Its true, but U cant deny China money-look what it did to SSW from S4 and Marin from S5." +"Very hard to tell when you used a camera, but thats only 2 6L as far as I can see",U can only 2 but they look at names and U will notice its mirrored so 4 total. +Rosa Luxemburg What's the general feeling about Rosa Luxemburg? Were her criticisms of Lenin spot on or were they a bit off?,"Love her, no complaints." +"Is it easier to treat symptoms of symptoms of symptoms of problems, or treat the problem directly?","I feel like you knew perfectly well how bad this sentence was, and you posted it anyway." +Discraft tools the mold on the inside of the rim now for most discs. Check there.,"Yeah it's not there on this one, thought it was strange" +"oh so because hes brown you have to refer to him as poop, because its also brown in color? If he was white, would he be an oyster stain?","nope, cum stain." +My streams are HD?,Mine are far from HD. +"Anime with a female version of the sarcastic MC? Are there any anime where there is the sarcastic (ie Kyon) and/or anti-social (ie Hachiman) and/or lazy (ie Oreki), but is female? Any genre is okay.",{Hanasaku Iroha} +"What made you choose to do that, I'm curious?",Because entry-level jobs require 3 to 5 years of experience. +When you don't believe in Gulags...,More efficient +Remember Trump's former campaign manager who had all those financial ties with Russia and left his position? Does that tie into all this at all?,Manafort was probably the most dangerous influence on trump and nobody seems to care. +G,A +"in no way shape or form is donald trump the lesser of two evils. now that this sub has a photo of breitbart on the sidebar, it's kind of useless. he wasn't a conspiracy theorist -- he was a right wing shill.",They were both shit choices and we have to deal with the one we got. +Whiny little babies!,#whinyLittleBitch +What are you doing to wait for 3.0?,"H1Z1, Overwatch, Battlefield 1 and Line of Defense" +"We're reaching autism levels that shouldn't be possible, lads.","No such level can be reached, much like absolute zero" +yeah watch re-runs of friends. They'll learn everything won't they?,"Please Commander, youuuu areee ourrrrr last hope!" +"Also from Spokane, can confirm.",That's why they call it Spokompton +People were talking about the optics of the Comey letter. I wonder how the optics of a woman claiming Donald Trump raped her at 13 will look.,Well once we find the email where the dnc is paying her..... lol +End If End If End If End If End If End If,I love Q-BASIC. +"Headphone Tech Support thread (2016-12-07) If you need to ask a tech support question, you must use this thread. Tech support questions posted as top level posts are removed. Examples of questions are are considered tech support: * Where should I control my volume? * Do I need a DAC? An amp? Both? * How do I configure my DAC or sound card? * What is output impedance? * Will this damage my equipment? This thread will refresh once every few days, and all tech support questions outside of this thread will be removed","Are there any alternate, larger earpads available for the Momentum 2 Wireless?" +Try surviving round 20 on Town in Tranzit with only an SMR...,Try surviving round 20 on Nacht der Untoten with only a Springfield... +Can I kill myself now,"Yes, yes you can." +Steph Shaquille,Y'all didn't even read the text box did yah +"Another OnHub user here. It's now enabled for me, too.",Irony is my Onhub is so good I don't need another Google router. +BREAKING NEWS: PATTON TO LIVE IN WHITE HOUSE WITH TRUMP FAMILY!!!!!!! DO WE HAVE THE BEST GENERALS FOLKS?,#I CAN'T WAIT FOR HIM SO INVITE MERKEL OVER TO THE WHITE HOUSE NOW +What is the most accurate movie made from a book?,The Lightning Thief +"1CMBG commander gave us a talk about that. The army's gonna go American style and start filling up the empty velcro on the new combats. Right sleeve is going to be Div and Bde patch. Left sleeve is the flag with tabs underneath. Tabs like airborne, recce, mountain, sniper. He's gonna try and push for the PPCLI tabs as well but I can see most of the battalions just throwing it on anyways.",When is it going to fully roll out? +How does that work with speed cameras?,"For a speed camera, the registered owner gets the ticket, not the driver." +"For the depth of field, run the game with: +dof_enable 0",Where do you set or type this? +"It's implied that: Sanders supporters cannot back Johnson [if they backed Sanders based on his policy positions rather than his personality, and aim to be logically consistent with their voting].",despite wildly different ideologies they actually support many of the same policies I don't like this article +"What's the difference between Colorado and Louisiana? As we all know, cannabis at the state level in Colorado is legal but still schedule 1 by the Feds. Louisiana has state laws saying kratom is legal for people over 18. After the federal ban would state agencies in Louisiana still, by law, have to consider kratom legal?",nope fed overrules state ...they just choose not to enforce in states where bud is legal .... but they could +UNIVERSAL VACUUM CONFIRMED Just confirmed in the works by Scott on dev stream,How about they do what we actually want instead of cramming their balance down our throats? +I really hope Shelby and Morgan can beast out a veto win. I really need to see the meltdown Jason has in that scenario.,I want this so bad +"From what I've seen... Reddit LOVES the games but 4Chan HATES them. I'm personally in neither camp, as in I'll be picking up Sun and going in with an open mind, but the general consensus on this subreddit seems to be an optimistic outlook. But on 4Chan... Oh boy. Threads whining about the removal of HMs, threads calling practically every new Pokemon terrible, threads about where you were when the franchise died, threads about how people hate the new formula/gameplay aspects, threads complaining about UBs, threads complaining about the demo, threads complaining about the Pokefinder, threads complaining about Z-Moves... It is a swirling typhoon of hate. So yeah, 4chan is in doomsday mode whilst Reddit is in happy, optimistic mode. Kind of fitting for the whole day/night theme, right?",You could give 4chan hundred dollar bills and they'd complain they were folded the wrong way. +it was decaf coffee wasnt it?,Why would anyone drink decaf? +"If time and money weren't factors, what would you want to do?",Buy cool cars and do stupid shit on the roads +I hate how they don't give a shit what scores of innocent drug users and journalists are murdered but now they suddenly care because their personal way of life is threatened.,The drug users are scum who will never change and journalists are biased douchebags who have been running the country for too long. +White guilt really is a mental disorder.,and a very popular one in present day it seems +Study finds young men are playing video games instead of getting jobs,The arrow of causality is big question here +A Merc in the desert: Manfred's first expedition,What a beaut +You can check my comment history to see some of them.,You're a hero +I'd be pretty irritated if he reduced the standard deduction,Well he's actually proposing to increase it. +1c3 1c4 Orange Toppers,Orange homburg +She just sounds like a terrible person to work with. She sounds forceful about her own ideas instead of letting other people have theirs.,Didn't she gives Paul Feig free rein on Ghostbusters? +"Every weapon should have a Factory/Low Weight/Infantry variant. I want a Mondragon with irons, but the foregrip makes it look weird.",Yeah that's a good idea. +"12 random items 2-3 crates for all of them? Antlers, Frostbite, Frostbite, Hearts, Light bulb, Lightning, Lightning, Lightning, Rose, Tiara, Breakout: Turbo certified Showoff, Breakout: Vice",do you have the lightning trail? +"Paying an high price just to save face is pretty deplorable though, and that's what's happening in this case.","True, it's just that we hear this rhetoric so often, that it has become dull now that it would actually be an important point to make." +What does that have to do with whether or not Trump raped this girl?,"Oh just making sure you're aware that Hillary enables her husband to be a pedophile, and you want her to be prez." +"Love,",Mum +Not if you have a good sword lol,"The sprint-stab is pretty effective on some knives, it's so brutal I feel bad doing it to dogs and molerats." +I just like to turn it off.,And burn the blades +Monday mornings have been the least sweaty in my experience. I think mornings in general are a bit more relaxed,Saturday morning is when I get my runs in +Fresh take on a classic,XD overwatch memes Amirite guys +Raven.,I would love to see prime Raven in current TNA with the Broken Hardy's +lol,Make a law that the business owners *go to jail* if caught using immigrants and the problem will solve itself overnight. +"Count Niceguy can't handle consequences, threatens consequences","So, was he kicked out of the Teen Anime Club because he's like 25 and therefore not a teen?" +I must know what Switzerland sounds like.,Fuck yourself (is what it sounds like if you squint) +"Having trouble stopping the run? The first 10-15 minutes of this video will show you exactly what you are doing wrong. (Sgibs and Zfarls, TWIM 201)",Was this video released before or after the patch? +Are.. Are buzzfeed using boys to post on Reddit?,"Nah, just bots!" +kennyS 1v3 to close the map,That 1v1 was insane +Steam got hacked by Phantom Squad,So thats what PhantomLord has been up to +A lot of people thinking the democrats are the ones who insulted people doesn't make it true.,Self denial will just make us win that much more next time around. +searching threw shadows datamine,November flashbacks +Wtfff how is this the first time I'm seeing this??,"First time someone's investigated, and omg there's moloch" +Everything feminists do is a massive own goal.,Yeah we should never have given them the vote. +i have dream about monty for some reason Dr Monty want to kill me by jump scares and white lights at the end i said what do want for me and i saw Monty i saw him three times the last one wake me any clues,wtf? +"Is there a particular intersection you're talking about? I haven't noticed too many of these, and the ones that I have seem to be fairly old.","The one that inspired the post was the new traffic light at the entrance to park street from 250, the light at the Rio/29 intersection also does this when you're on Rio going across 29 but it isn't as annoying." +"Hey Reddit. I spent this afternoon making my own portals that I like to show you. (For Rogue, Priest, and Warlock)",Chogall + Hellfire Portal = Suicideloc +"And they'll totally stop manipulating their currency in 2017 too, right? I'll believe it when I see it.","Thankfully they have successfully already implemented cap and trade in two of their provinces, so I have no reason to doubt its widespread implementation is not immanent But yea, we'll have to wait and see if it happens." +Remember when Miss Teen USA contestants said that Donald peeped on them in their dressing room and THAT seemed creepy?,Ooooh I member +"who the fuck do you think I am, Guan Yu?",you are sure acting like it +People need to let go of this. It is not gonna happen.,"Look at oldschool runescape, it's a huge success for Jagex." +"Incredibly dumb question but how do I got about renting a car? Trying to rent something mid- size so I can haul my bulldog and parrot (+cages) across Tokyo when I move next week. Also, is it possible to do one way as in drop it off at a different store than I picked it up from (fee is fine). Many thanks.","If you only need it for a few hours, you might look for a place that offers 100 yen per hour rentals." +"These are not very odd things. These are horrendously fucked up things and they need to get out of that house ASAP before something terrible happens to one of them or their children. The flies are the calling card of a demon, and it sounds like it has been quite successful at (at least) light possession of everyone in the house. It wants death but is limited by certain natural laws that mandate that such death must happen by the free will of others in order to be of benefit to it. It cannot simply possess you and walk you into traffic. Hence the suggestions. Get out and get the house exercised or somebody you love will end up dead or insane.",Who the hell ever proved that *flies* are the calling card of a demon? +That's a sweet chub 'n tuck your dad's got going on there.,He's one with his fupa. +Is that shit or puke in the road?,"It's New York, so yes." +How do you get him up?,Or hover on PC +"I'm a bit worried about how many money Scott has, what if he donates everything he has? I hope he is okay with that","Due to the amount of purchases he has, and each game is 8 dollars (except the first), and however much he makes on merchandise, I think he'll be fine." +Some of these are for the TTK exotics they teased but never delivered. But what happened to Warlock one that increased blink distance?,Probably changed to the perk that gives recovery on blink: Move to Survive +India didn't like the fact that I blocked their settler path.,Then they will dislike you for having your cities too close to them. +"It's not even that the newer Legendaries are uncreative, the issue with them is that they are underpowered, both in general but specially when compared to other, I mean, after experiencing Ice Wiz, Princess and Miner, you get really high expectations as far as Leggies go.",Devs may think like the community in general that those cards' power at release was a mistake. +Tomo-chan wa Onnanoko! Ch. 454,Is the original japanese her saying yata or whatever +Where else do you not want monsters to crit? Or was this just one of those I HATE CRIT ANIMATION posts?,Toah 60 and 93... +Clark goal from Ellerslie Road Stand,Slow-mo = best mo? +"Based off of the movie I would have guessed going in that Ed Harris is supposed to be playing a host, but it's ambiguous enough that he might be a guest. It's a really nice change from the original story if so.","Yup, the fight scene turned out the way it did because Hosts can't shoot Guests." +Ana Marie Cox on Twitter: Trump just said I want veto power--over the *media.*,you know you'd think this would bother the media more +"oh cmon, 2.2k worlds? 2k worlds are empty enough. Might as well poll instanced worlds.",its a reward for getting 2.2k total +i refuse to do mm2,She's dead dude it's time to move on ;( +Who said OP is a him,At least now we know why you were wrong +"There will be flora in Alpha 3.0, as that's part of Procedural Planets v2, which is being released in that update. I know fauna is possible is v2, but I don't know if it's gonna be in there to any degree.",Cool thanks for the correction. +What do you suggest I do to get a mil that fast then because I can't.,"Sell cars, do random missions, premium races, heists" +Desecrating war graves generally is.,I guess that depends on the country no? +Rice n Roni and leftover bbq brisket stuffed grilled burrito.,Was it good? +TIL Steve Buscemi used to be a llama.,TIL llamas were firefighters in 9/11 +"People live outside their means simple as that. Examples: don't eat out, 7/11 phone unlimited text is $15/month, maximize the mileage of your dollar by deal-hunting, single trips for groceries, buy in bulk. There's literally lists and lists of ways to maximize your spending, in every conceivable way.",B-b-b-b-but... My convenience! +Bernier confirmed for globalization of healthcare.#opentradeopenborders,"When you eliminate the welfare state, you can have open borders." +Generation Gap,"Enjoy your hair while you've got it, boys." +The age still hasn't worked out that shorten lost labor the election.,how? +I have bunch of comments with low to medium ammount of karma. Rarely anything ground breakingly sky rocketting,Yah that's more what I meant. +Freestyling in the Microsoft Store at the Mall of America,I'm just imagining some nerd with a greasy pimple face calling you a tryhard lol +[](#su-lapissuffering) Every last drop. [](#su-lapissuffering-r),[](#su-pearlfreakout) +"People here will call an ambulance for the smallest emergencies. Sprained your wrist? Call 911. It is the only way to get treated at the ER within a few hours. I went in there one night at about 9:30 with a fever of over 102 F and difficulty breathing. I spent 9 hours in the ER and they told me to go see my primary care doctor. I had to wait 2 more hours before his practice opened. My primary care doctor called me an ambulance and I was transported to the ER. I was admitted within 45 minutes with pneumonia. I also got to experience MRSA at the hospital as well. Fun times. I got hit with 2 ER copays and an ambulance ride from an ambulance company that was out of network. Then my insurance initially refused to pay since I did not get prior approval for the second ER visit. Our hospital also gives MRSA out for free. American healthcare, the best in the world.",Much better than that dirty **socialized** health care. +C O U R A G E O U S,shill +Can we add the Mythoclast and Necrocasim post to Bungieplz already. At least 3 top post a day are related to this. It adds nothing to the sub.,I agree but I think BungiePlz additions are supposed to be requested via mod-mail. +Bravo. You won gold in mental gymnastics.,"Well coming from someone who was saying Trump's broke and will get arrested for tax evasion by releasing his taxes to CNN, which are already in the hands of the IRS, that's not really an insult." +Build wall,Damn mongolian +Well fo4 is ruined for me now. Ps4 user here. I was so excited for the mods. Sony has really taken a step back recently,You can just read the disappointment in bethesda's twitter about Sony making that decision. +What a bullshit. How they're supposed is based only on what you fucking want and nothing else. Selfish garbage.,k +Vintage Sedinery! Credit u/PhenomenonYT,This lowlife always gets the last lick of peanut butter from his hardworking brother +Hey man Tom Cruise is 5'7 and he's still making entertaining movies.,- 5'7 - Uses lifting shoes - Uses camera fuckery - Looks at least 5'10 in all of his roles. +Obama On Pace To Increase The Debt By Stunning $2.4 Trillion This Year | Zero Hedge,"So if The Donald has any problems, there is precedent for blaming the previous administration for any issues during your eight years in office." +Uh what?,It was an attack on titan joke. +Now is not a time for cowardice; it is a time for bravery,"Well yeah, the MLB isn't a man's league" +It'll be remembered for centuries.,Or at least for as long as MP3s are around. +I Love Esea,it reminds me of old MM :P +Sam Bradford tells reporters he found out about Norv's resignation after Bradford's wife got an alert on her phone and called him.,The ole wife alert. +"Hr you retard, that's Superman's thing... Barry's superpower is to be able to continuously fuck the timeline w/o consequences.",This whole episode was consequences. +We need to bake a wall.,And those biscuit cutters are gonna pay for it! +Nobody used this feature. Pro audio peripherals go through USB,Nah man don't you know they use the audio jack! +"I've got good news for you Mr.Cuban. As a disillusioned voter, my vote is for sale. Wire $1,000,000 into my bank account and I'll vote for Hillary.",You mean Hillary hasn't already offered you this deal? +"Yes, but the Shanghai Major in particular was a situation in where his contacts put him there, since he was far from the scene for a while. He said it himselft in his open letter after the incident",And he was offered that because of his success. +Anus,Going for Haus Thunderfuck are you. +Ah ok :),Sometimes I forget the +Because then he has to work without directly getting off and ending it when *he* wants to.,Whoa whoa whoa- it almost sounds like you're accusing him of being selfish when he's just trying to protect other men. +"Some kid, faked having cancer so he could get attention and maybe early access to SL, he posted a picture, of a kid, but it was someone who survived a bear attack.",this +1/50? lol more like 1/5 of a lane and expecting a 1m gap so cyclists end up taking like half a lane whilst going drastically slower than other traffic. If a vehicle cant do the posted speed limit it has no business on the roads with other traffic its hazardous and stupid,"I should point out I don't ride on freeways or busy roads, I prefer to take the backstreets & still I get harassed by drivers for daring to ride on THEIR road" +Is Kentucky ever going to get Google Fiber?,"Until we get rid of the asshole politicians who have sold their souls to AT&T and TWC, no." +"Luke Walton Appreciation Thread Just 7 games in, you can already tell how much Luke and his staff have been able to completely turn around the outlook and culture of this team. The defense, much improved; the players who we thought were washed out, found new life; From playing uninspired, dead-end, bleak-outlook basketball the past two seasons to this young, fresh, and exciting brand of basketball that we've all enjoyed so far, has been nothing short of amazing. For me, the last 8 regular season games we've played easily beats out anything we've done the past three years as a whole. And can I just add about something from the game tonight regarding how he handled D'lo and the end of the game. It's no secret for 3 1/2 quarters, D'lo was utterly abysmal. He was a step behind everyone else, wasn't making shots, and playing porous defense. Then as the game went on in the 4th, the Suns/Booker just went off on a roll and we couldn't answer back to the point where they cut the lead down to 1 or so and poised to take the lead. Then Luke decides to put D'lo back in. To me, this shows how much Luke understands what this moment can mean for Russell and that he 100% believes in his player. What does D'lo do as soon as he comes in? Gets a fucking steal off of Warren that leads to him kicking out to Nick Young for the 4 point play in transition. As the game goes on, he gets a board, draws a HUGE offensive foul on Booker, then slowly helps to ice the game making free throws. I know on the stat-line it's not much, but the impact that moment will have on an impressionable budding star like Russell will be HUGE in the long run, and I bet you he'll forever remember that and light a fire of confidence in him. Anyways, Luke's man management has been top class in my opinion, and his trust to go with young players at testy times when he could easily have played the veterans who have been in these situations before, is the right decision in the long run for this organization. It's been such an emotional season for me so far and I can't wait to follow this team all the way through. I LOVE BASKETBALL.",I LOVE LUKE AND I LOVE BASKETBALL AND FUCK THE CELTICS +That's NBA Champion James nephew of Bob McAdoo Michael Ray McAdoo to you sir,rolls right off the tongue +"Stop vet baiting night 1 IT ONLY KILLS TOWNIES!!!* *Note: ok it works sometimes, but the only time this ever works is if the mafia is stupid, and if they are stupid they probably aren't going to win anyway",This was written by a baited GF +WHERE IS THAT HAND COMING FROM,"The Meep, of course" +"Last point i got a solid explanation, basically i meant that if it was good on judt focus great artist and archelogist with a small focus on the other 2 Great Person of Culture. I got that i was doing fine in that aspect, do you agree?","If you are going for culture victory, then that is fine, yeah." +Wall art for a dentist office,Wouldnt want to get headbutted by this thing +New BP Rewards looking great as always,"Except for the fact that they're going up 2k at a time now, which means less rewards for anyone that's managed to reach that high" +bernie would have been awesome as a president.,"In a world where Clinton supporters exist, we can only dream of what could've been..." +"It's good pink, Bront.",Dolt. +:(,"Don't be sad, we all get to die eventually." +This preseason has felt awkward to me. Brooks is trying a lot of different combinations and resting guys a lot. I get that but we have no idea how the team as a whole is really gelling. From what I've seen the offensive execution isn't as crisp as you'd like. So I'd like to see the starting five get some serious run together (assuming Otto plays). I'd also like to see Satoransky get more aggressive. I rewatched parts of the Cavs game and even though he had a couple of highlights that was probably his most passive game overall.,"Looked pretty good besides Sato, eh?" +"I agree completely, although I'm hesitant to lump all white people into this denial and I believe these opinions are held by only a small albeit very vocal (on reddit) minority, so I am not too worried about getting a Bernie as a 2020 candidate","Oh I don't think it is all white people, but I would put the number of white people in denial of the racism and xenophobia and misogyny (while not themselves being those things) is probably higher than 50%." +What do you do at work when you have nothing to do?,"Reddit, Reddit, and Reddit." +"It's actually different. An emulator is a price of software that mimics a piece of hardware. Instruction translation is more putting a virtualization layer between the software and the hardware so everything runs natively on the actual hardware. This uses way less system resources, leading to better overall performance.","So, similar to Wine on Linux?" +"Not me! I have had spoofing attempts before, but only from my mother and I won't repeat what my responses were to her.",Lol seemed like one of your stories. +What is obviously true but many deny it?,The holocaust +"I loved all of the secondary characters. J.J., Joan Callamezzo, Shauna Malwae-Tweep, Dr. Saperstein, Ken Hotate, Crazy Ira and The Douche, Derry Murbles with *Thought for Your Thoughts* and of course, most especially Harris and Bret over at Animal Control. Hey Bret Yo Duuude *Requiescat en pace Harris.*","Perd, Sewage Joe, Jeremy Jamm..." +Dude... you're backyard looks so damn cool.,"I hate being that guy, but it's 'your' you dumb fucking idiot" +yeah. It's toxic. Gotta love the mods though. Especially ShadyFigure.,the new mods are pretty great tbh it's the multitude of newbies that's bringing post quality down a bit +"Supposedly, the suspect's car is a black 4-door Chevy Malibu with aftermarket rims.",Profiling. +"Deep sea monster pulled from the depths by Malaysian fishermen, AKA Nightmare fuel.",Kinda looks like that thing in Prometheus. +After 9/11 all major theme parks in Orlando got a no fly zone.,"Sounds dumber than a gun free zone, like a terrorist takes over a plane and is like oh i cant fly here, lets go find another target." +Having a large phone. Nowadays that means clearer graphics and an easier time dealing with your emails. In 2001 if your new phone was bigger than your old one you were doing it wrong.,There's so much room for activities! +But wat if I have a question Then wat,That's a joke haha Jk That means just kidding +If shes still alive,Not cool man should have out the +BREAKING: Washington Mall Shooter said he's voting for Hillary on his Twitter.,This doesnt feel very confirmed +"Nobody hires teens to write about comics on websites though, so we end up with the repeated problem of adults talking about teen issues.",HOW DO YOU DO FELLOW KIDS +"What is your best support game? Most of the time in jaguar falls ,I will play battle support with my friend as grohk. Either it will end horribly or work successfully. The highest killstreak is 47 as a support with 0 death. Just the 2 of us too. We are just at the enemy lines picking them off. So do you guys play battle support?If so, what hero and whats your highest killstreak?","I mostly play Ying with average 80k healing ~ 110k healing For the top healing, i use Grohk with around 140k healing (2 frontline)" +Chat spam,still cant believe they released the Belfast in this state. +"mankind has lost their rings in my grad class we only had 20 people, so we decided to make lotr themed graduation rings to celebrate. the tallest three girls were given elven rings because elves are tall, the shorter seven girls had dwarven rings, the guys got mankind rings. only the class rep had the one ring that ruled them all. after they were delivered to school we had a battle of middle earth to steal the one ring. it's been a few years and I've lost mine (human ring) and all the other guys (also mankind rings) have lost theirs too. thought i'd write this here.",I bet the shorter ladies loved getting dwarf rings +"E30's and early Datsun Z's do that, as well. The old V12 Jags do it to the extent where they'll hit the ground.","Yes, but those aren't a 89 Park Avenue..." +"Rejoice! Now that a lot of attention has been drawn to this mod, it will now be removed just like it was for Fallout 4 on XB1 when someone made this exact same post and it was upvoted to the front page. Good job!","But we're the only people on the internet right, no one else sees this when it's on the front page or anything." +Cousin by gogoplata,go go gadget plata +What does BDK mean? I've searched the wiki and google- both showed no results. So what does it stand for/ mean?,"OP, I'm doubting your Googling skills :( I Googled Smite BDK and the first two results (about the Jungle and the Joust map) had Bull Demon King in bold." +(Discussion) Thoughts on Izanami's first pro showing?,What game was she played in? +"Nope. Even if you have real name requests made with people, they still see your stock image. My buddies have confirmed they see the cat head on mine rather than the Grimm Beowulf.",Well damn. +I've lost 200 and I felt more confident and had more sex when I was a fat teenager.,Did you used to be 270? +Coaching was the difference maker in Canada's 4-2 win over U.S.A. - Rollin' In The Rye,#FIRETORTS right? +"I wonder if some extremely rich Clinton supporter (Soros, etc.) is already sitting on this footage, if it exists in the first place, and just waiting for the go-ahead.",Somebody has been sitting on all of this for a long time +they need to hurry up and invent flying sponges that eat up the smog,Or a big fan to push it all to Russia +CTR getting desperate in an attempt to defend Obamacare. One told me it cost only $2000 a year and that I was incorrect saying it's close to $2000 a month after price hike. Sad!,"Lol it wasn't $2,000 a year even before the hike." +"He's a 14 year old kid who realized he was dealing with a crazy lady who was clearly in the wrong so decided to film her and egg her on while his buddies spit on her car and insult her. He's a real American hero. I'm not saying he was in the wrong in terms of the law, but he may learn the hard way one day that poking someone who's not quite all there and possibly on the edge can turn badly fast.",Completely agree. +He' got lowest voice in the world,"I sound lower than that everytime I wake up, brb im stealing the title from him" +My Grandfather Being a Badass in Vietnam ~ late 1960s,Thats one tuff lookin dude right there. +"It blows my mind that Pence advocates for CONVERSION THERAPY for gay kids, and it's not even talked about just cause of the how much retarded shit comes out of trumps mouth.",Being gay is a choice you know? +This has to get a reply ?,Well did it? +"I'm not looking for a big hidden meaning, im just looking for something that looks good, and ill still like in quite a few years.",Not in a few but how about 40? +"If you could have any (somewhat balanced) OP Leader Skill, what would you come up with? I would have mine like this: 40% HP, 100% Spark damage, 1-2 BC on Spark, 100 base heal (no Rec add-on) on Spark, 5 BC on crit","+50% all stats *SP 30 for 60% negate stat debuffs, elemental dmg, crit dmg, status aliments, + 150% spark dmg, 3-4 BC on spark, i swear not shitpost its legit balanced by gumi saying can only get the unit with this leaderskill from a 500 gems to summon 100 gate" +"To be fair, there are some priests who historically had a bit of a power trip. There was a time between the 1850s and the 1960s where the emphasis in seminaries (despite repeated injunctions from Rome not to do it) was on churning out priests as quickly as possible, especially for the New World. So a lot of men entered the priesthood who really had no real vocation, and who saw the priesthood as guarranteed employment and one with a lit of human respect. By no means was it all priests, but it was a lot of them. So I can totally see how things used to be.",I'm aware of that however I'm explaining as it is now. +I didn't mean security updates I meant full OS updates.,Yeah well Moto phones are one of the best at updates to major android version except the carrier versions of Moto X 2014 in US +"I hope so, my friend is checking availability in the Netherlands right now, thanks a lot.",Your welcome +Rachel Maddow Blames Jill Stein In Epic Act Of Journalistic Negligence,Rachel Maddow has never been anything but a corporate globalist tool. +"And let's not forget: Hillary and co. have one of the most transparent campaigns now due to either choice or hacking. Between her released tax returns, the hacked emails, and many other forms of record on her, it's almost all out now. Trump? Nothing. Not even concrete plans or agendas on any of his ideas. Yet, somehow, the deck is stacked against him. Ok...",38 years of tax returns! +"Japanese girls actually make that noise all the time, not just during sex. If you go to Tokyo bring earplugs.",unless that's why you're in Tokyo +Those are the lyrics from their song :),Oh... :) +converse ctas pro hi navy gum $20,"boi u better not trash those skating jk nice pickup, they look fresh af." +"if you take longer than the shortest time, you hear the iPhone email notification",And some other weird alien noises. +"That audience seemed weirdly unimpressed. I'd think it was cultural, but she was so completely on the whole time that I find that hard to believe.","Could be - a foreign song they don't really know so it doesn't get them excited, drumming isn't there thing." +"I'm pretty sure they're actually referring to The Little Shop of Horrors, which features a man-eating plant that says feed me, Seymour.","This ^^ Little shop, Little shop of horrors..." +"@JIMMYCOMET OPERATION DEEP SIX COMPLETE: Okay, who decrypted the videos from the Comet Ping Pong Members' Section?",I'd like to know whats being said in morse code +"I have the Fable the lost chapter as a PC game and once i installed it, and that i am in, at the moment of creating my profile it keep telling me that there's not enough room on my hard drive. There's at least 25Gb of free room on it. Couldn't understand from where it's coming. As for Sacred it's the old problem of non recognition of the CD.. thought if i installed the first extention with the basic game it wouldn't do that anymore but it wasn't the case. I also installed Homm4 but the game fail to save automatically and can't save otherwise. Only my Homm3 is working perfectly or Diablo 2 too.. i'm sad about it.",you should try installing your old games to a folder on the root of C a C:\GAMES folder tends to fix a lot of those sorts of issues. +"At the end of the Ranked Season will my placement matches reset? I recently began playing my placement games for Ranked but I haven't been on LoL a lot lately, I'm just wondering if my placement games will carry over to the new season or reset? I've only played 4 games for ranked placement and I don't know if I'll get chance to play the remaining games before the end of the season",your placement match will reset after the end of season. +"boi, you believe the NX will be at GameStop?","Just curious , why do you think it wouldnt be?" +"Yeah, the way he just nonchalantly leans against his wing and crosses his legs and arms would have had me punching the teeth down his throat. Fucking dickhead trying to talk it down like its no big deal.",I'll take you to the hospital Like wtf does that even mean? +DEMAR DEMVP 40 POINTS UPVOTE PARTY,Kyle the no assist upvote party +Yeah... I accidentally landed on top of someone else and went through the boost. I think that was the issue. The racing style does tend to go a little insane sometimes haha,There's no reason not to boost +A,N +Google bird,Neat! +Me suddenly remembering something insignificant that happened 5 months ago.,"And then, no matter what you do, you can't stop thinking about it and it torments you for the rest of the day" +Plz give him noms,"Delivered noms moments later, noms successfully taken and frended" +How did I not know Faber fought Krazy Horse?,"Urijah had a 15-13 record before, I did not know this" +"I've done a tour of duty in the military and now I work in a print shop. One thing I took to heart that has served me well in both careers was Scotty's advice to Geordi LaForge: always tell people that your work will take longer than you know it will. That way, when you deliver it in under that quoted time, you look like a miracle worker.","That always made sense to me, but, i feel like an addendum needs to be made where some folks are better off when told the truth, if they are trustable." +"Most join because they are ignorant about the long-term damage they will put their psyche through and see the fringe benefits only. They fail to realize, think ahead, about the fact that veterans are killing themselves on a fairy consistent basis, despite their underwhelming compensation for essentially volunteering into indentured servitude. Joining the military is about the stupidest career choice you can make in a democratic society with regulated capitalism. It's more stupidity via ignorance, but all the same, it's an incredibly detrimental life path and typically attracts people already on a similar path. The military changes a person, strips them of autonomy and will, makes them into angry meatheads with no idea of how to handle civilian life. The rate of veteran suicide alone should deter one from joining the military.","I'm guessing, from the way you present your in-depth knowledge of the serviceman's psyche, that you don't have a single fucking days experience with actual military personnel." +I redirected it to a fed ex store near me. I recommend that you don't have to worry about being home. I picked it up after work this past Friday I recommend having it redirected. Just call FedEx and the automated system can redirect it for you just have your shipment number,sweet thanks for the info! +But then how did you hear whether they were coming or not?,"Oh haha, I read this as how can they hear whether you are coming or not." +Wow 5000 likes and 12000 dislikes. Centipedes salty af,"Youtube, the only accurate poll." +What is the most cringe-worthy band name you can come up with?,Uncle Daddy and the Family Secret +"Why are PG-13 rated tv shows more gruesome/violent than PG-13 movies? I've noticed that a lot of pg-13 films these days are relatively bloodless and are very toned down in terms of violence. The Marvel films, Batman v Superman, Jurassic World, the Bond films, Mission Impossible flicks and others are prime examples. TV on the other hand is rife with violence and most of the PG-13 rated tv series (its equivalent is tv-14 I would presume) display more brutality than movies in fact. Heroes shows a lot of scenes where dismemberment is on display, Supernatural has buckets of blood and gore just being spilled everywhere (and in later seasons decapitations and bloody body implosions are rampant), Vampire Diaries has hearts getting ripped out on screen, Hannibal has way too many gruesome sights to even mention an example, Agent of Shield I think has one really graphic r rated moment in it and there are a lot of other examples. In fact The Walking Dead was given a TV-14 rating in its earlier seasons. I'm just surprised that tv shows given the equivalent of a pg-13 rating tend to be more lax in terms of content than a movie. As long as there are no fucks and no nudity then its fair game. In fact if they were rated by the MPAA, I would think they'd all get an R rating straight off the bat. The only PG-13 rated film I can think that is on par with the examples I mentioned above is probably 10 Cloverfield Lane. Keep in mind, I grew up in a country where censorship is prevalent and a lot of violent scenes on television are toned down, removed or just outright blurred out. So I often view television as a medium that is more restricted in terms of what content its allowed to show compared to movies.",I guess one extra year does make all the difference... +Please tell me they were promptly arrested..,"Yep, by all of the cops that AREN'T stationed within 2 blocks of Wrigley." +"If hackers want something, they'll get it.",Do you think 0 hackers want these leaks rn or something? +Shill Brigade sounds like a lesser known new wave band from the early 80s.,I feel like they would be similar to Joy Division. +Just for basketball apparently.,Where'd you go? +The Hardest Bulls Quiz of All-Time | Chicago Bulls,18/30 +What is the best advice you were ever given?,Cash is King +Daisy Ridley was a mom in the 1980s?,She looks like Elaine from Seinfeld with that hair. +"I used to live in Shanghai and Beijing. Pollution was terrible for the duration of the time I was there (5 in Shanghai 7 in Beijing). I can say though in the last year/year and half the pollution levels have SIGNIFICANTLY dropped in Beijing. It used to be 5/7 days AQI was above 200 at the very least. Now it's more like 5/7 days is less than 100 AQI which, although not perfect, is still a massive development",But I thought everyone in China lies and they're faking their progress! +14 Year old Outclasses a Grown Woman who tries to assault him.,Jesus... tell betty rubble to get some shoes and some class while she's at it +Just in the company of geniuses such as yourself.,"Yup, apparently you are that stupid." +"Hillary should agree to take the drug test, if Trump agrees to take some high school AP tests. How about: * Government and Politics: Comparative * Government and Politics: United States * Human Geography * Macroeconomics * Microeconomics * United States History * World History",How about just a 3rd grade grammar quiz? +She is the most adorable thing ever,"Can't be saying that man, or else you're a creepy bastard!" +Wtf is he doing with his pen?,twirling it +"We want to make it clear that we will work to try to pressure Iraq diplomatically, but they are our allies and no attack on Iraqi soil will be tolerated. Any actions must be kept to defending Syria.",We are glad to see we are on square terms. +health departments too.,"And schools, depending where you live...if you are still in school of course." +get free packs with SCAMAZON COINS,that's actually a good deal though +1 Mil+/0,Yes/0 +Why can't these fisherman stay in Chinese waters?,"From their perspective, all waters in the Pacific are their ancestral waters/territory." +"NO rights are absolute. The 2nd Amendment doesn't say anything about exempting children, for example.",But I am sure the first state that restricted minor's access to firearms had opponents that referenced the 2nd. +I adore most animals and really do not like children at all. When I see a dog I smile and want to be friends. When it comes to children I feel a mild disgust and that's if it's being quiet. A couple of years back we befriended a pair of Australian magpies (they own the area around our house) and about this time last year they brought their youngest to meet us; when I got home from work that day the little family was in our yard as though they'd been waiting. It was incredible and I don't think I've been that excited about a baby *anything*.,That's adorable. +"Doctor Who skins could be AWESOME!! I was talking to a mate today while he was streaming some Overwatch, and while he was playing Mercy I had a sudden brainwave. What about a skin for Mercy that could be one of the thirteen doctors? Obviously you wouldn't make a skin for each of the 13, but maybe one or 2 of the popular ones like Tennant, Smith or Baker? That then progressed to what other skins could be made for the other heroes? Apart from either Torbjorn or Roadhog being a Sontaran, we fell a bit short (pun intended!). So that's where you guys come in! What Doctor Who skins and for what hero would look awesome? Not that Blizzard would ever do it, or would the BBC agree to it either lol.",I do think Tracer needs a timey-wimey wibbly wobbly voiceline. +"No magic my friend, pure science :) We have a medical condition not a reality change",And what medical condition would that be? +Like Sunday roasts?,Will Jeff Ross be there? +I was in Yurp for a month and barely scratched four countries.,"Spend an afternoon in a town in Yourup and say you've seen the entire continent but don't you dare say you've seen the USA ever no matter what, yourokkkucks!" +this is why he is different.,But yet he doesn't give two shits about our Muslim neighbors here in the states. +"If it is necessary for children to work to support a family, then the parents are not being paid a livable wage.",Well... yeah... everyone agrees that the wages there are unlivable... whats your point? +"I skimped and got one with an internal logo, and honestly I regret it.","Honestly, it seems kinda useful" +I wonder if and when they will realize their win is actually a huge loss for pretty much everybody on the planet?,I hope a nice warm glass of liberal tears is worth all the painful stupidity and regress we are about to endure. +"Sry, i don't understand ? Do you mean *banter* ?",thatsthejoke.png +Fair enough! I think it would drive me up the wall!,Put your helmet on +Hybrid/Ultra-Salvage (Something i made in school),FNaF SL custom night. +"Jeez, nobody speaks your Dwarfish or whatever here.",And noone cares about your crimea +I hate pops that just look like people to me they just seem boring,21 jump street tomorrow land and ones like that I believe are just dull +Anyone else here form that creepy pictures thread?,What thread? +"Great! I too have decided that other peoples min/max success is not what I want out of this game. I love making people like me, I love gathering resources, I love building my farm to look amazing! Whatever CApe did, he did it right. This is what HM was supposed to be.",Too bad it isn't so easy to make people like you IRL haha amirite... *sobs* +Only if you'll play me in a healthy game of Pazaak.,Pure pazaak +if you could make this like 6 inch with more usable curves and shapes I think it'd be really nice,"Let's be realistic here, the skull would be the size of a quarter and the joint would be like 9mm lol." +LPT: faking a seizure can get you a ride in an ambulance.,I would hope EMS would know that's not what a seizure looks like. +"Removing all the other ports would be... alright, if they all didn't need a thousand dongles to work. Whoever made that design oversight should get fired, really. It's just ridiculous.",That assumes Apple didn't know exactly what they're doing +"About the same size as the US, except the vast majority is inhospitable wasteland",Fallout inspiration +"The worst part: it's not even a little bit surprising, as I'm sure all my fellow trolls know.",Imgur and YouTube have the worst comments. +"I mean, they do have a huge impact on the game though (the vision plants are freaking crazy). Teamfights would occur more frequently and, in my opinion, improve teamfighting skills of LoL",they do .. but they favor ranged champions more since it will be easier to get as ranged .. and it won't actually impact the ammount of team fights that happens people said the same about the jungle timers but not much changed and iam 100% sure the vision one will be removed or nerfed really hard +It's a game that none of us ever consented to play.,And you can't simply rage quit. +'A' Coffee vs. 'Some' Coffee Why do people say A coffee instead of SOME coffee? No one says I'd like to get a tea...they say I'd like to get some tea. Why is coffee different??,"I'll have a tea, please - that's exactly what I would say." +"I was 95% sure Rekkles would win the ADC vote, I even predicted as much. Rekkles has too many fans that like him for other things than he's play and since the people that are giving legit votes are split on Zven and Forgiven Rekkles wins easily. I just hope Yellowstar doesn't go, his image and legacy has suffered enough and he has already retired and lost his grip. Even though Rekkles isn't ideal, he is still 10 times more legit choice than YS. Odoamne will get the spot since Soaz isn't going to accept the position, Jankos wins straight up and I'm fine with xPeke as long as he is playing mid and not Sivir.",STFU if you haven't seen peke kite with sivir +Britain as we know it can't survive Brexit and Trump | Gerry Hassan,"It's almost as if this notion of a happy clappy unitary British state is nonsense, isn't it?" +You're going to die.... In fact we all are,Some sooner than others +Only by someone wanting the same item(s) moved from their PC to PS4.,Wow it works! +"Play stupid games, win stupid prizes","OTOH, a proper slide to get down faster would be a fantastic idea." +Missing one thing: Voice Chat where it @ riot,Why would you want them to take another meme away from us? +Fuck you I won rallies,Feed my ego rallies. +"Trump says some bad things, Hillary does far worse",Trump literally sexually assaults people. +"Should a depressive, bjork-ish, thom yorke-ish songwriting even try for a publishing deal? I mean, I have faith in my songs. But they're strange, and they're depressive. I'm experiencing some serious self doubt. I mean, I know even if that wasn't the case the the chances are slim.",I would like to listen to it can you send a pm? +It was 2016 for SQ 42. They never gave a solid date. Now looks like it'll be 2H 2017.,"They did give rough release dates of 2014 and 2015, and announce delays from those." +"LPT for those college students who can't wake up USE SLEEP AS ANDROID! I use the CAPTCHA that requires me to tap my phone to an NFC tag to disable the alarm. When I was setting it up and trying to use the NFC tag in my wallet, it ended up being activated by my school ID. If your schools ID has the functionality to tap and open doors like mine does, it may also contain an NFC chip. There's also tons of other awesome features as well. Almost made me want to buy a Philips Hue light bulb so I could have a light on my bed that turned on with my alarm but it wouldn't work on the dorm internet. Seriously went from waking up ten minutes before class started to an hour before. It's helped so much.",Sometimes I can't just hear the alarm even if snoozes for an hour. +"Source: I did it myself, I am the GBATemp user in question. There was no need for an XML, either.",Cartridge? +"ohhh god! the love teams, they have to get on stage and do some fake i love you proposal shit...the cringe! you know what else i miss? Rock shows! we needs more of them instead of these fake singer shit love teams",inb4 Rock is the Work of Satan! +Kelangan ba ng permit para lasapin ang demokrasya?,"Siyempre, para hindi maabala yung mga taong wala namang pakialam sa layunin mo." +Wow all of New Zealand replied.,I believe there are more than 10 people who live in New Zealand +"Are you being bullied? Women describe harassment and reality denial from trans, with many links",that is really good +Reading comments like yours in this thread makes me want to jump out the nearest window,Thanks for the well constructed point +Hillary Clinton has ambitious agenda but would face fierce Republican resistance,So lets DRAIN THEM PEOPLE #draintheswamp the last Trump true projection +Play music over my mic in video games,I hate it when people do that! +It could certainly be considered an exploit though.,"So is that glitch, so is buying packs, so is gemming... where should we stop?" +I'd have gone for neeps & tatties with a nip of whiskey and a can of tennants,"That's like saying the average american meal is biscuits and gravy, erry night." +Seems a bit excessive when the formula isn't much different on the next gen titles. Is this just an easy way out for Microsoft?,If selling games that people want to buy is an easy way out then yes. +"Yea, depressing, let's go with that, haha.","Can't wait to give Sora the Funny Disguise Glasses, Cat Ears and Clouds Sword in KH3 :)" +What language is your inner monologue in if you grew up speaking two languages?,"I grew up with Dutch and English, and I think in English, but most of my conversations are Dutch." +have you ever been smoking at all?,After enough time a person is just like a never-smoker I guess. +"Rabbit Hutches can work, Elephant Cacti are more fun once you set em up, Lureplants work too(Or telestaffed Eyeplants), and such.",Awesome man thanks! +Week 44: Dehydrating - Mongolian Beef with Dried Red Peppers,"Seems like we were the only ones to make a dish using dehydrated ingredients instead of just dehydrating something :( Came out pretty good, albeit a little bit saucy." +Authorize your offline friends on your turret,Give that to cupboards aswell. +will caldwell ever challenge a call?,Cant challenge TD's because they're automatically reviewed. +"Right, and as a society we have absolutely no duty to the interests of those who were unable to vote (predominantly children, who will be disproportionately harmed by Brexit) and those who chose not to vote? Fuck it, why bother with parliament at all, why bother with expert opinion at all? Let's just all have a vote on absolutely everything. The job of our elected officials is to blend public opinion, expert evidence, and bureocratic and financial practicalities together to come out with something palatable but ultimately functional. That's the whole point of a democracy.","If a small majority of the general public want to walk off a cliff because they were promised immortality, despite expert advice telling them they will probably die, then MPs must ensure everybody walks off a cliff" +source?,"It's just speculation as fifa announced this for the console game, but nobody knows." +K-K-Kiss the Bride,Tripping at my wedding I be runnin away +remove? you mean one of the pre made char models? I think you cant,"I mean as in remove my save, Restart from level 1" +"Holy fuck, it's like they just threw together whatever seemed vaguely popular with 12 year old boys at the time",It worked so much better when 12 year old boys were into spiders and men. +This why you stop playing the game after figuring out the principles: Nothing to do with anything you make.,"My goal right now is to build a Grand Tour ship, one capable of visiting every SOI in the Kerbol system for tourism purposes." +Assange: WikiLeaks did not receive Clinton emails from Russian govt,"Thanks Russia Today, I'm sure you would have absolutely no reason to lie!" +"Selina and I kissed. Unfortunately, I dropped the ball with Cobblepot :/ Revealed my identity. Went as Batman and saved Commissioner Gordon from being assassinated",What happens if you don't save him +"Only the finest wares for me, thank you","Woah, I can buy Rem?" +Haha yeah... hilarious.,"Yeah, thats never happened to me at all, no way" +"Saw this on a local car page. Not really a mod, but still shitty.",that poor little car +Actually it's free forever if you add it to your account now while it's still free.,"Yeah, that's what he said" +Lol Monte is #5 on Joker's ratings now.,Jokers is racist +"they got restocked again and the first thing jason, danielle, and shane do is take out all the krackel chocolate. such a passive aggressive bitchy thing to do jason..",But nooo Shelby is the passive aggressive one +They somehow blame it on others. The Republican party is the world's top organization when it comes to getting on message. Near simultaneously actually. I swear every elected Republican in the country is on a constant conference call with an earpiece because they can all be talking about the exact same thing using the exact same wording on news channels all within minutes.,Talking points? +"The application still needs to run, it just means that when Afterburner boots the OC will be applied soon as you play a game.","What do you mean, if it applies it when a game starts running then you wouldn't need the app open?" +"If they'd stop yelling and kicking bikes for a second, they'd see their cat walk behind them sometime in the middle of the video.",Cat doesn't want any of that either. +Bears congratulate the Cubs,But I thought Alshon hated Chicago. +Bully gets owned double hit,Fuck Youtube. +I am Jesus AMA,Can you turn my water into wine please +"I agree Johnson needed to be better with the media, but higher standard than former governor kinda means we never have a candidate again.",former governor who can handle media would be better though +ComputingForever?,ye +It's almost as if every team has crazy homers.,nah just you +"They do like to whine, don't they? Did you notice that when the LSU-Florida game was postponed, the amount of bitching coming from LSU fans was about 20 times the amount that came from Florida fans.",theyre always the first to push the bullshit like the REC controls the sec or we pay off refs. +"Don't kiss, don't make eye contact and the most important rule of all; say no homo before penetration.",Its only gay if you push back +kaunsi?,"Parched, happy bhaag jayegi and now watching a Punjabi movie." +Like I know the usual if the genders were reversed... blah blah blah will come out. And I agree with all that. Still. Nice.,Nice. +Which test was used? I dont think that there's an intelligence test validated for hunter-gathers.. what dimensions would it evaluate?,Considering the communties are quite small there's probably been a decent share of inbreeding which may explain some of it. +"(boutta trigger every Catholic here) Not allowed to own fiction books, eh? Guess she didn't have a Bible then!","She probably had the kidified bible as I call it, none of the crazy rape and shit" +"For every disenchanted progressive who was upsets with the DNC, this should be 1000 times scarier. This is what a truly rigged system looks like people. It's time to vote the Republicans out of office.",Yeah but Hillary emails +What the heck is going on?,You are DEFINITELY the first one ever to make a post addressing this issue +Don't let what happened to you lead you to believe you're not strong. It happened and it sucks and I hope they get their head bashed in with a 45 but it's over. Just keep looking forward. You can get through this and be better than before because you're strong. Use the drive to conquer this mentally and physically.,"That's a mental image I'm going to use while I lift, thank you." +"Games on The Go So I'm heading off to Taiwan on Honeymoon with the wife soon and was researching an article on Gaming to travel. I've got a few things that have come to mind in deciding what to take and was wondering what the rest of you guys and gals think? 1) Footprint of the game - aka is it a deck of cards, if I unbox how big is it for packing? 2) Where can you play this game? If we're on the go without our regular table space? 3) Length of game, since we're travelling its more likely to be time fillers than full meaty 3 hour games 4) Language independence if we're playing with Taiwanese family and friends who may not enjoy text heavy English Games Any other things you consider?",**Aroboretum** but at 4 it's a table hog +"Do it, I want to know if we're allowed to do that but I'm too scared of getting turned down to do it myself.",Most places don't have a problem with it as long as you pay full price and don't try to get some kind of discount for it. +Potential Trump cabinet pick accidentally reveals Homeland Security plans in photo,The best people +"Dayum, NM is deep blue.","Just out of curiosity, hasn't NM been pretty reliably blue for a while?" +A few streamers have been trying to make paladin work. I saw videos by Trump (at rank 5) and Kibler (at legend) playing Hand-Buff Paladin. It seems to beat slower control decks and loses to aggro.,"And every single one of them abandons the attempt because the deck just isn't good enough, for the same reason every Paladin deck fails since Standard started: they have no early game and no good catch up mechanics." +Too bad the central vote counting computer is rigged.,She's going to slammer before that +2016 World Series Champions.,It was rigged +Why did you have to say that here?,Da fuq is happening here +You know what the hardest part about rollerblading is?,The floor. +Don't forget A.J Hammons,I think you mean the best on the team AJ Hammons +Nate Lead stuck on Tarmac for over an hour due to Trumps massive 757.,Nate would do better if he uncucked the polls that the cucked media pushes. +You just wanted to share these? Or did you intend to start a discussion?,I am open to discussion. +Uriah Hall absolutely obliterates Gegard Mousasi,What a fluke! +Super Summon Banner Stats,I'll wait and see the other banner first +A small lump of potassium reacting with water to create potassium hydroxide and hydrogen(xpost from r/inspirationscience),K +I haven't been in the headlines for ten minutes. What can I say to change that?,Kim Jung Un be all This guy is crazy +"Uhm, You do realize that we recently had a colossal pipeline leak in Michigan, right? And that the Kalamazoo river is *still* heavily polluted in many areas as a result? This was several years ago, and the damage is still present.","Uhm, you do realize that that incident does not change the fact that, overall, pipelines still are the safest way to transport crude, right?" +"Any idea why this site thinks that Sly Cooper is in the running for Best Animated Feature? (With 100/1 odds, but still...)",Because no one ever thinks to ask for the opinion of a gamer when they make these lists. +"Not just Mr. Khan. By next month, we'll have Citizen Obama unshackled from the expectations of Presidential dignity. He'll be able to speak his mind as a US citizen and advocate for the majority of Americans who Trump wants disenfranchised.","Unlikely, ex prez traditionally go away" +Robbins Path useful for board studying? That must have been a joke.,thats what i thought....i mean we read it a bit but the damn thing is poorly written IMO +I HAVE NO IDEA EITHER IM JUST TRYING TO PLAY ALONG.,HELP ME +Pathetic! How can you not review that? I swear Denver gets the most bullshit breaks I've ever seen.,Houston disagrees +it would be so much fun to look how you team plays in CM ...that would be a awesome feature,yeah its been in the game ever since dude +Like I said * Smaller magazine size * More idle sway * M40A3 does same damage using stopping power,R700 juggernaut +Jordan 1s Black Yin Yang.,You're supposed to have the other shoe white +"Smite,League of legends,Dota 2 or CSGO?",its personal preference really some people like dota and some like lol and some like cs go and some people play smite +Oakland Police Say They Accidentally Deleted 25 Percent Of Their Body-Cam Archive: SFist,I dont understand how thia shit iant just uploaded to a cloud based server so these things don't happen. +"OP needs to be very careful, or he could end up in a dangerous pattern.",It's sand timers all the way down. +And yet Blackbeards beard is not part of his head hitbox. DOUBLE STANDARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,Well for the record blackbeards massive helmet is part of his hitbox so..... +Lol I don't think that setup cost 2000 dollars,Maybe not the tower but 2 monitors can easily run $600 plus peripherals easily another $150-200 before you even get to the case and it's contents. +I've had great results using PitchProof (freeware VST) that sounds amazing. It does produce some latency which isn't too noticeable. Haven't tried it for post production but theoretically it should work better! I honestly can't tell the difference between my guitar in say for example Drop C and it being simulated as being in Drop C.,thanks for the recommendation! +She /wouldn't/ let you? That's certainly odd,"There are bad people out there, don't you know?" +"Female players can grow more - if they have the right attitude for it, which they clearly don't have right now Instead of seeing it that they are the victims, they should put more time and effort to pratice as much as other people are doing so they can somewhere with their raw talents and skills. Just sitting and waiting for somebody to serve them everything on the silver platter is not the right attitude to go. I wish some of our younger talents could have the same opportunity but they all had also to climb from the bottom, fighting with all the 3rd tier or 4th tier players before they can reach anywhere. Nobody held their hands to help them out. They had to rely on their own skills to get somewhere.","Just to clarify, I doubt *all* females have a bad attitude, just as *all* males don't have a good attitude (in regards to the tourney scene)" +Toronto launches 'Sorry' tourism campaign for stealing Montreal's cultural relevance,Mille neuf cent soixante sept +Gender related medical procedures are understandable. This is entirely different,Are you thought gauges were stupid +"When you do everything to fix a leaking pipe in the wall, except fix it properly.",This is actually how they carbonate water +Is it that wrong to watch porn ? as long as its not child porn,tu aasmaan se thodi na tapka hai +Tfw you have perfect rip rotation but you're still a manlet,Low centre of gravity though. +I want to make an alpha account just to shoot you for this terrible idea,If this goes live i ll pm you the name of my alpha account ao you can make one and go shoot it :) +Top 10 Best new cars under 20000,So why are there so many meh cars on that list? +"See, that's why it should be acceptable to shit freely outdoors",And eat animals. +EMSK: How to choose sunglasses,No man should ever wear cat eye glasses. +37 years of careful US diplomacy undone in a single tweet,"If Obama did this you folks would be celebrating, lets be honest." +Repeat after me: capitalism leads to innovation,coz there can be no middle ground eh +need help linking my parents adsense account to my youtube account,"okay 1) Log into your YouTube account 2) Go to your monetization section under Channel in your dashboard 3) click on the link to associate an AdSense account 4) Copy the url that appears in your address bar, OPEN a new BROWSER window in Pirvate Browser mode or Incognito mode 5) paste the link into that new window's address bar and go 6) Have your parents log into their AdSense account" +"I would expect this given our moneyball oriented FO, but it's also exacerbated by all the injuries. On the whole, I like it. Having this low of a number at this early stage of the rebuild means everything we do in the short-to-medium term for roster building is purely additive, we don't have huge contracts to rework or deal with. IMO, the best moneyball outcome is to spend much less than league average on our top 5 guys, and use that savings to spend more on our 15-53 guys. It's where I see us headed during the rebuild, and I have high hopes it'll pay off (See the Pats as an example)",I disagree with your username. +"Desiigner -- Arrested for Drugs, Intent to Sell and Loaded Gun",Fuck me I thought Desiigner dropped a new track but for real he's arrested lol +Time to get the Crooked Clinton Crime Family into prison.,I would love to wakeup and find out that Bill Clinton got gangraped in prison. +"seriously. People shit on him for saying dumb stuff sometimes, but most of the time he is a good commentator","this is the unpopular opinions thread, not the unpopular comment on unpopular opinions thread!" +"Using and/or logic, anyone who doesn't upvote likes both.",Or neither +"As long as they get their tax cuts, obamacare repeal, medicare privatization, etc probably not many. At least in the house",But after that- that's year 1 +Yeah well if he murders someone and gets Sent home i dont think he will care as he is still not in prison.,Ususally the home country will not take kindly to what happened and will prosecute the person. +"If you have children, take a picture of them whenever they are leaving the house so you have a same day photo of their face and clothing should they get lost","Your child will notice if you are a nervous, paranoid wreck, and this behavior harms them." +"It depends. First-class mail is supposed to get returned. Mail that says NONPROFIT ORG or PRSRT STD in the box in the upper right corner (which means it is not First Class) won't get returned unless it also has an endorsement that says ADDRESS SERVICE REQUESTED or ELECTRONIC SERVICE REQUESTED (and there are several other possible endorsements). The endorsement means the sender has promised to pay postage or some other fee for service if USPS delivers something to them; otherwise they are not entitled to any further service. What happens to the mail depends on the endorsement. Electronic service means the sender doesn't get the physical piece of mail back, but he gets an electronic message (like email) that tells him what happened to the mail, including your new mailing address, if you have filed a change-of-address form.","However, you can refuse any mail delivery, even if they're junk mail that won't get returned." +"Collectors value is lost now, nice going Alexis.",WTB Pussy scented deck pls pm +"His face broke his fall, so probably just his NoSE GOt OblITERateD tO tHE POinT of ESCAPING THE KARMIC CYCLE",How do you come up with this shit +"Coming out Gay? Easy. Coming out Republican? Difficult. Both? Lots of Hate. While it's great that coming out as gay in 2016 is easy, it sucks that coming out as a republican in 2016 is awful. I'm frequently told that I'm a terrible person, or that I hate myself, or that I'm not really gay. My neighbors don't say hi to me anymore. It's amazing that the very people that should be the most open-minded (the LGBT community) about embracing our differences and understanding that we're all human are some of the most narrow-minded people around. If you don't fit into their little liberal box you get treated like shit. I took off my Trump and anti-Hillary bumper stickers because I already had my truck keyed once and didn't want anything worse happening. I still had them on the day after the election and got more screaming at me, honking, on the road and in parking lots than ever before so I was legitimately afraid for the well being of both myself and my GMC Suburban! Just venting - I don't have a question lol. However, let's hear your coming out (as an LGBT non-liberal) stories :)",Proudly lost 50 Facebook friends and called self-hating by my gay progressive cousin :) +"Does he mean the good old days when you had a choice between a dragon long or axe as a weapon, and your armor choices were a square and a medium helm? Glad those days are far behind me.",Like soooooooooooo progressive +How what?,How you got both arms as guns +What issues do you have with it? I actually just got it a few months ago and have been generally happy. Do not switch to Frontier. Their service is absolute dog shit.,I like my Frontier... +"Why is it that when I'm shirtless/wearing a tank, I look tiny and skinny, but when I wear any style or size of T-shirt I look like a fat bloated walrus. What the fuck is this shit.",Small calves +"YFW you wake up and CTR is in full retreat, Hilldog is defeated, Tumblrites, liberals and SJWs are on suicide watch, and Trump is 45TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES",I'm just glad I won't get downvoted into oblivion by CTR for *not* being a moron. +"I would stick the **Falcons** above the **Chiefs**, for a few reasons. 1. The Falcons have a higher point differential so far. 2. The Chiefs have had the benefit so far of playing 3 of their games against the AFC South. 3. The Chiefs have been fortunate to only play 2 of their divisional games so far. 4 more tough games there to go. 4. The Falcons losses were all super close. Because of a missed penalty @Seattle, they should have been in position to kick a game winning field goal. Seahawks got lucky there at the end. 5. The Falcons haven't had their bye and have played 5 road games already. Their schedule gets easier after this week. They are primed to make a run at a top-2 seed in the NFC. 6. Falcons have a better run defense so far. Could change with Chiefs getting players back from injury. There is a thin line between the two teams though. We'll learn more when they play one another on December 4th.",You convinced me +"Samsung Pay on Google Pixel! Looks like they fixed it, my Pixel is letting me setup Samsung Pay!",HAZZAAAAA! +"You and a super intelligent snail both get 1 million dollars, and you both become immortal, however you die if the snail touches you. It always knows where you are and slowly crawls toward you. What's your plan?",You took this from million dollars but didn't you op? +Star Wars Rogue One was decent.,Better than the Phantom Menace atleast? +"More likely it's a tax for upkeep of the electrical grid. It's the same reason electric/hybrid cars are taxed in some states, because they use less or no gas at all, while still using public roads, which are funded in large part by gas taxes. Surprisingly most taxes actually have a logical reason behind them.",Get your lobbyist loving sheep logic out of our ignorant hateful reddit. +"How do I steal her from her boyfriend? I know many people are going to tell me it's never okay to break up a couple, but please hold back those comments. She's a friend of mine. We talk a lot. We hang out a lot. I make her laugh like crazy. I'm talking about laughing so hard that no noise comes out, only gasps of breath. I take good care of her in every aspect. But her f**king boyfriend. Her douchebag of a bf is in the way. He treats her like shit. Doesn't respect her at all. And it's getting to her. He started a fight with her the other day because he's jealous that she's hanging out with me and she told me that she wants to break up with him. But she won't right now because he (living far away) already bought his flight ticket to come visit her and she feels bad. But she likes me. I know that for a FACT. How do I steal her from him? How do I bring up to her, that she needs to dump him, without sounding like an asshole trying to break them up?","You sound like an asshole explaining what you intend to do, so expect to sound like one when you do it." +EL + DL,this is so nice +"I'm not a NASCAR fan, how much will that affect my like/dislike of this film. I've heard about it before but never that's what it was about","Dialogue is thin, characters aren't really fleshed out, plot is predictable, etc... Overall not a great movie." +"I think he's banking on the fact (and sadly, it is a fact) that his supporters do not give one single shit about his lack of integrity.",True...that... +anime_irl,No im not alive im just a hollow shell of a once lively Xepez09 +"Ty for that info, hopefully they don't care in a years time if I get rid of it","If you are concerned about it, try to sell it to a friend" +"He wasn't 9 days ago when this was posted, dipshit.","Geez, calm down, angry little fucker." +And that was a good result!,Yup -- at least they didn't kill him! +Is your last name winters?,Is your first name stupid? +Should I level my boats now or wait for the skill up?,"yeah..wait for super success, much more reliable" +"Sadly British law hasn't quite caught up and at the moment, it is **technically** possible for an offence to be prosecuted using public dash cams, many forces are hesitant to do so. Primary reason is chains of evidence- it could be argued by any reasonable defence lawyer that unlike police equipment which is controlled and calibrated regularly, public equipment is not necessarily to the same standard and could also, in between filming and collection, be altered. However some forces, like the Metropolitan Police, do and have encouraged the use of this sort of footage and actually have a special email address you can send footage to.","They use CCTV footage all the time, surely publicly owned CCTV cameras have the same problem but doesn't have the same stigmata?" +a world war and the god of war hum no way ;),"Nah, what would a God of War be doing in a war to end all wars?" +Im sure Putin will find a appropriate response.,He'll have his vengeance by hacking their emails to expose the corruption of their government. +What's related to football? An announcer's wife running a marathon in a completely different city,Seriously who cares? +Ridiculous Pops of the Attitude Era #3: Linda McMahon stands up,"Oh look, it's Foley overprotecting the women" +We don't live in a democracy. We live in a republic.,Plutocracy. +A fart that makes a fwump sound is terrifying,I'd be more terrified if it made a clunk clunk sound. +"They seem fiscally conservative and socially liberal. Given how much the Tea Party has perverted the fiscal goals the Republican Party once stood for, I could see them answering this question very differently now.",Unfortunately there isn't a party that follows those lines very well. +Also if you put it in front of the cart it will push the turret with it until a turn,I believe if you also put the Turret at the front of the cart closer to a certain side (which side depending on the turn) the cart can still push it forward along with it. +"I never said it was easy, but I had fun with it.",you sa~~d~~tanist +"With regards to No Man's Sky, Miyamoto has never been more right.",That really depends on whether or not the game was good in the first place. +"Camping in the passing lane is what instigated the problem. Brake checking is what caused the accident. The Honda driver chose to camp in the passing lane, chose to antagonize the cammer and chose to brake check. That's a whole hell of a lot more cause.",But so did him being up the pilot's ass... +35Q ALC,[redacted] +Hillary dropping out is a BAD THING.,Thay power hungry bitch isn't going anywhere unless she dies. +St George,Me too! +I don't think this guy gets it,I am a bear of very little brain is Pooh driving that car? +Beer Coaster,It hurts +"Without naming the location, where do you live?",About an hour south of the thumb. +"YES. I never understood how she was portrayed as the holy grail, end-all be-all perfect woman for not one but two of the main characters. Is it just that she's very pretty but also likes stereotypically male things like cigars, scotch, and guns?? Is that really all it takes?!",Also she's an awful friend especially at the end of the series. +Friend wards the brush incorrectly. -question mark ping- DUDE SHUT UP IM BOOSTED OKAY?. Between friends it's probably the funniest ping.,"Yea, it's one of the best tools for bm against friends." +**OH**,Time to accelerate! +It wasn't this hot last time...,Nice work on the manstructions +"That clearly is not Hockenheimring. Proof of it is that there is no yellow FXXK. That said, the lineup is likely similar, can't wait to be there tomorrow!","Yep, it's from test session in Mugello earlier this year." +In New York you were likely to get mugged just walking down the street after dark. Now the only time you're likely to get shaken down is by the Elmo gang in Times Square.,love me some taxi driver for this reason +"ESEA's anti-cheat is more intrusive than VAC, meaning it knows more of what's running on your computer.",Prepare the lawsuits! +Why do bad things happen to good people? :( I was excited to see how well we'd do this season but now I'm thinking it might be better to just tank from the start,Please tell me you're joking about the tanking. +Not me.,Then I don't know why you brought them up. +All Muslims are not militant sleepers looking to install Sharia Law. God fucking damn am I tired of having to say that.,Nice try ISIS +Cop or not?,#BLUELIVESMATTER +YPG has used suicide bombers in the past. But they only do it if they are about to be overrun or really desperate. They don't use it while going on the offensive to capture territory.,Do you have any sources for this? +I have over 1000 hours on CS:GO...,...the ps3 version +"As some people have said , overwatch is a game that doesn't require insane reflexes . Gears of war is also on the same page imo",Lol... Comparing gow to ow skill :| +"I'd be surprised to find out that they are helping the far left out as much as the far right, that would actually really surprise me",That just won't happen tho. +"The problem with arcanes is they're more expensive and do exactly the same thing that 2 more skill points in your aura would do. They also don't shore up 2 of her weaknesses of being slow and squishy. With tranqs and aura you can usually stay on the map indefinitely and the damage of her skills doesn't scale super well, the power in them is the uptime on the root and slow so you want to be roaming a lot helping set up kills for your team. And then when you're low hp after a fight you run into the jungle forstbite a few creeps while you heal from tranqs then get back out there. So why should I spend more gold on an item that does essentially the same thing that 2 extra skill points would do, when I can spend less gold on an item that actually gives me things I need?",Not sure if you read anything I wrote. +"Need to test my pc's motherboard , else will return Anybody with a spare PSU near colony ? I got a motherboard and a cpu , and im not getting any display. If somebody could lend me a PSU , or test out the pc for me , id be gratful!","Assuming you have a psu, you could test the psu to make sure it works then verify you wired the computer correctly." +Should I get LOE? I'm not really a new player but I want to know if it's worth getting LOE right now. I know it's rotating out the adventure/expansion after MSOG so I don't know if it would be worth it. I'm going to wait for the new MSOG meta to settle down first although by then LOE would have no time left.,"Get the first wing so you can buy it in the future, same with blackrock!" +"Pelligrini knew that even if he won the treble last season he was still gone, he didn't give a shit at that point. And I'm not even familiar with how ihenacho got his oppourtunity, though I'd make an educated guess saying Aguero was in his usual state of injury.","yes and unlike we would do, he chose iheanacho over Bony We have such talented youth players and its ridiculous we cant integrate just one" +"I don't want to be a pessimist, but I wouldn't be 100% certain that the new expansion will break the shaman meta. Even if all new shaman cards are garbage, mid shaman has proven itself to be a very tough deck to counter. Worst case scenario we have to wait for the rotation 2017.","Right, this is exactly why i commented that :(" +John Podesta Was Warned in 2008 to Start Encrypting Sensitive Emails,Like that risotto recipe! +"What does it's importance have to do with whether you can 'hate' it or not? Russia is also very important, but still a huge amount of people hate it","Most of the world relies on the U.S., which is different than Russia, which most fear." +"Having watched the first two Sun and Moon, I have to say that the animation is top notch and I definitely prefer this style to what it was before. Also I wouldn't say the animation is less detailed. I've seen a lot of complaints because of the character designs, but it's not really less detailed, but rather just *different*. The designs suit the animation style way more and are clearly intended to be fluid. That said, I *prefer* smooth animation, but that shouldn't automatically exclude a detailed one. So both would be the best answer.",Background detail is pretty great. +This. Just walked across the street a spent $3 on a coffee with an espresso shot. That's far cheaper than spending an hour driving home and back to work (unpaid) to make a cup of coffee. We only have Keuregs in the office so my only other option would be cocaine.,make your own cocaine? +Dude....i think you were being trolled.,For sure +What did you change other than making it a wall of text that I tried to avoid.,Look at the first sentence of the second paragraph. +miitomo has microtransactions so does pokemon go,"Can't speak to miitomo, but Pokemon go is Niantic not Nintendo, is it not?" +The most holy herd.,Build them a campus and they'll colonize Mars in no time. +"As a Michigander, it's literally the only reason any of us will come to Ohio and the only acceptable excuse for going to Ohio.",In Ohio culture that is acceptable +An offer,And all this time it never occurs to him to try a different opening message than an offer. +This Guy REALLY Likes Chrome Skulls,doot +Only acceptable use of Prius,I never knew they could burrow +"so completely void of dynamics is lifenow,nice to know","Hey don't hate ok, not all of us have a good ear for mixing" +"Quit ducking around, of course it was!",Quack +First time voting republican? Early voting already started?,"It starts the 24th (soonest) here in Florida afaik, idk what op is saying" +Preschooler fed hungry printer,wat +The Sultan of Swat?,The Sultan of Swat? +NO SHAVE UNTIL RELEASE!,he will stumble above his own beard then +Someone changed an electronic road sign in West Virginia,Wv is solid red. +But you are a mod as well...,I know what I said. +And burning black churches,FALSE FLAG FALSE FLAG FALSE FLAG FALSE FLAG FALSE FLAG FALSE FLAG FALSE FLAG FALSE FLAG +"Out of Memory issue. Windows 7, 64 bit running 32bit I have scoured the internet and have come up empty. I am running windows 7 32 bit version on a 64bit machine. It's a work computer and most of our older programs won't run in a 64 bit environment. I have tried launching in several different modes and nothing has worked. As it stands, I can't play on my MBP unless I play on the bootcamp drive, can't play on my work PC and all of my other computers are either too old or too slow. Any help?","This might sound dickish and stuff, but you should really bring up updating your software up from 1990s with your administration/workplace/company/alloftheabove While running 7dtd, the memory usage seems to be around 2.7gigs at least for me personally, which pretty much means that a 32bit Windows won't run it." +So what you're saying is the Chinese did this intentionally to infringe on our monument.,Sounds like they need some freedom. +Kershaw for Pablo Sandoval Kershaw opts out. Panda Pandas,sox would make that deal in less than a heartbeat +Rant - DokkanBattle app What the fuck is the purpose of refreshing the page if we look at an item? For ex. in Baba's shop. You spend 5 minutes scrolling and you want to check a card before you buy it? Well guess what? We're going to refresh the page so you have to scroll again. The app takes so long to load everything. Why is this a thing? Even when you're choosing a friend card. Takes forever. Are the devs dumb or just lazy?,"Load times arent much of a problem for me, but refreshing the page the reddits worst enemy imo" +The day will come when every SSR is a good SSR.,[#LeaveNoCardShafted](/agl) +hey that's me and i also went to ohio state...,"Get off Reddit, Zeke" +How bad was the Colts tackling? Stafford attempted 26 passes of 5 yards or less. Lions had 213 yards after the catch,That's a lotta YAC. +Report bacK sir,I'm not gunna raise your hopes I probably won't but I'm sure I'll have fun +I'm now being recommended dude perfect videos after watching Ethan's latest video,Won't be watching shit until you charge your battery +Do you enjoy my posts ? Poll,MemesamoXD +Am I the only one keeping his silvers?,"I had only about 10 from each league, so I'd prefer 40k right now than having them stocked in the club" +Probably on his way to a coon hunt. I grew up in a small TX town and that shit was everywhere. It literally makes no sense why someone would do this.,"To collect rain water, duh" +Ignore. This person is a troll.,Who isn't today? +Where does one find as much free time as you?,"My job has a two weeks on, two weeks off basis, so I have a lot of free time." +Oh they have more than your cookies,Amazon knows what you spam on Twitch 4Head +I imagine most voting for Trump just think that the numbers are fake,It's rigged! +"Well, why else would he try to hide his emails? And imagine all the other things he's hiding! He probably has a lot of emails thanking him for co-founding ISIS!",I bet his risotto recipe is absolute garbage. +GDIC:I is a joke page FYI,Oh thank Cthulu +What are your weird habits?,I'm such a fucking weirdo that I check reddit every time I'm sad that reddit is down and want to distract myself +Big Red One is the name of the console port of COD2 which he owns.,It's meant to be +Sriracha!! You are a magical mermaid. Thank you.,"Sriracha is also a great naturalist medical help if you have sinus or allergy problems... I find on days when I can't breathe, having eggs with sriracha for breakfast clears up my sinus headaches." +Just a heads up - watch where the little line is from the health bar - it always connects with the enemy titan so you can effectively hit them through smoke.,Yep. +Incredible shot from the other side of the court,Get out of the way REF +BART was supposed to stretch from Los Gatos to Santa Rosa and hit both sides of the Bay when originally envisioned. What we wound up with is so pitiful.,Aren't you glad they built all those freeways instead? +My favourite Chaos Space Marine would have to be Fabius Bile. This is a man so monstrous and sadistic that the Dark Eldar *respect* him. He also has an instant-kill pimp staff.,I hear that he is fabulous. +Happy 911,"Meh, Insist that it is 11/9 to piss people off." +For you,U U U U +What if Shaft was remade with Michael Cera?,Sounds like the perfect premise for the next season of Arrested Development. +"Guys, you are being ridiculous, Hillary won the primaries fair and square!!! - Sarah Silverman.",Sarah Silverman HAS to be propped up by Soros. +"Everyone seems to have forgotten that Forg1ven started talking shit about TSM just a few weeks ago, there's no way Regi signs him.",Yeah because TSM signed Sven and Double who never had any problems with TSM/Wukong +What video game enemies do you find most memorable?,Vaas from Far Cry 3 Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? +"Lol. Kohli actually did something. And it's not a meme. Sure there was a circlejerk, but that was mostly discussions about him, or articles about him when he had a good series. There's a difference between those and post after post of different variations of OLED.",Your shitpost smells the same as our shitpost buddy. +"How much have you guys made from the Gift of Giving sets? I have made about 250k so far, hopefully more tonight",About 250k from an Erik Karlsson and a cujo +The problem is RNG exclusives which you cannot buy outright.,I don't see that as a problem. +Map Of The US Counties That Flipped To Trump From Democrats,"Sad so few in PA and FL flipped but made the entire states go red... Edit, looks like in the counties that didn't flip went much more for Trump than they did Romney before though" +The Top 100 Most Damaging WikiLeaks,FTFY- The top 100 Wikileaks that really don't matter at all +Hit em in the pocketbook where it really hurts. This kind of stuff needs to stop.,Something conservatives do well. +"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.","So you never buy a sequel ever, even if it's a really good one?" +"Look it says flush-able. So they are flush-able. Period. What I was trying to explain with my earlier post about flush twice. Is that anyone who has had a fair dump knows that it's not only courteous to flush for the smell, but also that all toilets have a limit of what can be flushed at once. So, If I know that the next push will exceed the toilets flushing capacity, than I flush what's already there first. Then I unload the rest because I'm also accounting for the toilet paper I'm about to use to wipe off the remainder. In simpler words. If you exceed the toilets capacity it doesn't matter what it is. It will clog. But anything that is marked flush-able is flush-able. Or else they would have some massive lawsuits on their laps. Edit. By the way. You contradict yourself left and right.",Okay +according to the rules the guy in the white kit is at fault.,"good, fuck that guy" +Wikileaks already showed even the -H are written by her team.,Amazing what can be accomplished with today's technology +He also might have hijacked the plan. It wasnt *just* republicans obstructing him.,"Yes, that's why we've attacked Syria twice..." +"I would like to know how a film that not only features a woman in the lead role but whose character is the lynch pin of the entire plot is sexist. Not only that, the leader of the Rebel Alliance is a woman.",But she is hot and skinny so real women can't relate to her and are given unrealistic beauty standards. +"I don't understand why he's in that stroller, he's clearly over the weight limit as u/Hail_Brodin pointed out in the rear wheels. He looks to be about 8, so I'm guessing he can walk. His mom(?) should realize how walking might benefit him considering the physical state she's in.",His weight is obviously genetic so there isn't any point in trying to be fit. +"Amazing how far people will go, because Jesus.",Religions of today are a perversion of what they were when they began. +Can we give it to everyone?,We are all Stan Lee. +Is this a crossover I'm not getting?,amethyst and lapis' fusion is marie kanker. +"r/gamindustri's Ship-For-All 2016 PSA: The finals will be tomorrow, not today!","I can't believe IF x Vert made this far, bless." +wtf does server program issue mean? If it's in the code why is it only affecting primal?,"I'll tell you when you're older, son." +"Exactly. Semantics *does* matter when you're in a court of law, and it *certainly* matters in the case of patriarchal views regarding sexual assault. Saying why didn't you keep your legs together does NOTHING to help 'figure out if there was protest' other than insinuate to that woman, and to the public at large, that she should have done that and there was at least some onus on her for her assault.","But he didn't say that, so." +"Yes, right. (I heard that he's an editor for Rooster Teeth)","I think he is, yeah." +Small plane crashes during police training excersise yesterday,"Well, the pilot didn't hit any cones..... does this mean that they passed the course?" +"Many years back I had a girlfriend who was very nice, but a bit... full-on about our relationship. One day, whilst rummaging in the draw next to my bed to find my keys or something while she waited, I saw something and had a brain-fart. I picked-up the object, turned to my GF and went down on one knee. Sarah? I said, as I produced a jewellery box... She went all giddy as tears started to form in her eyes. I opened the box: ... have you seen my cuff-links? They're great aren't they? Look... they're little metal dice! &nbsp; She ran crying from the room while I was left on one knee realising what a dick I can be. In my defence, I didn't plan the joke, it just sort of happened without me engaging my brain. &nbsp; ^(Also, the cuff-links were pretty cool).",What a manipulative cunt +Yay every ones favourite SHITTY am I the only one? Posts these are actually stupid of course your not the only fucking one,"lol I didn't mean it, my bad." +Sprinkler,"Ah, someone with a mind I can understand." +Leonardo DiCaprio not big on walking his own climate-change talk,"Having someone like Leo, who jets around the world and lives a life that involves more money and more carbon than any of us will accumulate, lecture the average person on their carbon footprint is like being lectured about the evils of the flesh by a Catholic priest who's still balls-deep in an altar boy." +"Out of curiosity, what do you think Toronto gets today that other parts of Canada don't?",Attention when it needs something. +Penn State doesn't know how to act now that they are relevant again for the first time in a decade.,TIL 2009 was a decade ago +I have the FDE one. It's my carry gun. She runs great!,"Nice, I love mine also." +"Sully Sulenberger doesn't get a Medal of Freedom, but DeNiro, Ellen, Redford do?",I for one cannot wait until our based god king emperor takes office and ends the policy of giving awards to leftist shills and socialist Hollywood stars. +"isn't putain(whore) more common in French, atleastv most off my french belgian friends use that most off the time when the do something stupid","Not french myself, but the little i know is that it's more used as a sort of curse word nowadays, like when being annoyed over something etc." +"Are green beans actually toxic raw or is this just BS? If so, are there any other veggies that are problematic to eat raw? I've been eating them raw for quite awhile and just read this online today. I'm obviously still alive so no real harm done I guess.",It's Bee Ess I used to grow my own Red Runner Beans and ate them raw all the time with no issues of any kind. +Why I like zone chat,No names allowed +Kimi is starting to our qualify Vettel an awful lot lately. Even Kimi's fans say qualifying is generally not his best point,Not since his McLaren days. +"GTX 1050 Ti rumored to have 17% performance improvement over the GTX 960, possible pricings at $120/140 USD",Can we get the 1050 before we start hearing rumors about the TI? +Who should be the one to finally beat Brock Lesnar? I'm going to make my suggestions and I'm really interested to hear yours. 1. Nakamura : He's probably the best in the business when it comes to strong style and it looks really stiff and like a real threat. If he's booked right when he's on the main roster I'd be okay with him beating Brock 2. Roman Reigns : In my opinion he's the only guy on the main roster who (physically) looks like a real threat to Brock. If Roman would get more offense than in their last match and Brock is actually motivated it could be a very good match too. (Please excuse my english ) Would be happy if someone replies and shares his opinion or says what he thinks about mine :),Rusev. +"T.Y. Hilton down on the field, walking off gingerly",Anyone got a gif of the play? +Jon Favreau Confirms He Will Direct THE JUNGLE BOOK 2 And THE LION KING Back-To-Back,Everyone's happy about this while I'm sitting here wondering if he'll make a fourth Iron Man film that makes up for the third...... +So...just a coincidence it happened an hour after the second wikileaks release? 10 years and it the most damaging thing out of his campaign happens to be released the same day as Hillary's transcripts?,Was that the one with the risotto recipe? +An underappreciated detail in FE4 when a married unit returns to their lover in a castle,That was one of the things untranslated in previous patches. +#**Timberrr!!!**,you better day-ance +"Learned to ski in 1997, finally off trashy rentals as of yesterday. :)",Now Revelstoke had better get some snow by christmas day! +"Being able to trade them 1:1 for Days of Iron Ornaments is a great idea. You have to beat the freaking raid to get an Isenfyre, so it's not like just buying Helium Filaments. I don't see why an exchange for ornaments shouldn't happen!",Because Bungie can't make any money that way. +Not on Norway,"People on the German team have to bomb British carriers, the British side has to destroy the main German AF." +What do you get for free that people pay for?,"shrek memes Other people pay with their happiness, I get happiness for free" +"Ya know, that actually would not be terrible. Least it wouldn't be another in the Wii line. Or, I guess it could be. Dads usually have Wiis, in my experience. Thinking deeper on it, the Nintendo Game Dad would kinda be a cool throwback, in a lame way.",Nintendo Nutshack would be another great name. +"I mean, the reason is because Maine's Portland Press Herald looked at the stats for all drug offenses, while Lepage was only talking about the arrest of drug traffickers from out of state. He's still a complete asshat but he didn't say blacks/mexicans commit 90% of drug crimes, he said that out-of-state drug traffickers are 90% black/mexican.",LePage was citing a specific binder. +"What about Aaron Ross? I'm a 21 year old but lifelong fan down here in Austin, TX (started following the Giants in the Kerry Collins, Ike Hilliard, Jessie Armstead days). Anyways, living in Austin I also happen to be a lifelong Longhorns fan as well. One of my favorite Horns of all time was Aaron Ross; he won the Thorpe award and helped UT win the Title over (coincidentally???) undefeated USC in one of the greatest upsets of all time. He then gets drafted to my favorite team, the Giants. He helps us win 2 super bowls over the Pats, both in similar fashion to the great upset over USC. I think he's a legend. However, in his days I was really too young to be on social media forums and thus I've never really gathered a consensus from fellow Giants fans about the guy. He's loved down here in Austin. **also in 2013, my SR year of high school, I met Aaron Ross out on the lake (he was on another boat), and he came on to our boat and was a great guy. He was super appreciative that I was a fan and also owned his jersey, and he said the Giants fans were amazing. Great dude, great Giant. What do y'all think?","He was a quality player that I liked, played well when he came back to us after going to the jags I think." +"At this point, I'm just really wondering what will happen if Trump gets elected. So, as I want less aggressive and less interventionist America as right now, I'll be in favor of Trump. Whatever happens within their borders is not my issue, but a change in their foreign policies is something I'd like to see.","If you think Trump is gonna be less interventionist with his I'll blow up any Iranian boat, that taunts my sailors or We should have stayed in Iraq, and taken their oil then you are in for a rude awakening." +It was like a relaxing trampoline in the middle of a secret garden,I understood that reference. +"With the idea of 10 bans , why dont let teams protect one champ of being banned? With 10 bans probably we going to see more champs being played in competitve but maybe a match can end with a B tier jungler or B tier suport being played. So what if in the new pick and ban phase you and your team can choose a champ that cant be banned, that way you can create more strategy and mind games in the p and b phase and give the oportunity to your team to play with a ban worthy champ, of course enemy team can pick the champ you protect but you could do the same. I think with 10 bans we going to see more champs in competitive but also champs being permabanned so by the option of protect a champ we can avoid this and create more strategy.",It's called *picking* that champ +World War One Photos in Color,Mustaches of this caliber I'd be willing to pay for. +"Yeah, from what I've seen, which admittedly hasn't been much, he's impressed me against the run. He's just a physical beast who can effortlessly stand up his blocker and then run down anyone trying to get to the edge. I just haven't seen any evidence that his skill as a pass rusher is improving. In the past he just hasn't been very good at getting low, turning his hips and flattening out to the QB. Instead he just runs himself out of the play.",So then wouldn't they be smart to run him on an twist with a linebacker going outside and him going inside? +Baseball coaches have to wear the uniform because they're an eligible player. Old ass rule but if for whatever reason a team is down a player the coach can go in to substitute.,Holy shit does anyone know when the last time that happened was? +How on earth is battery saver not in the iphone control center?,There is no room because night shift needs such a big button +"Did you remap your controls or something? I know you can do that on Xbox, not sure about PS4.",Weird thing is is i could sprint kn the 2ku thing whilst it was installing but not now +"I personally believe the child should be provided with the most similar family to their original family. For example, if the child is muslim, catholic, asian, black, latino, it should be provided with such family as priority. The same, because of simple biology a child always is born with two parents, one male one female. Obviously the child should be provided with that part of nature. One female, one male parents. I prefer childs to be adopted within the same family if possible. If not possible the closer to it. No child can be born of single parents. A child can be born from a broken family and a parents who later becomes a single parents. For example physical abuse and one parent abandon the family, break the relationship or death. But those are not in the same situation of a single person who wants to adopt.",Race should never be a consideration. +"Philippines leader likens himself to Hitler, wants to kill millions of drug users",Duterte is a repulsive piece of shit. +Im sure katyas booking fee has gone through the roof,She deserves it. +I'm always worried about hitting a deer in my neck of the woods,Pics? +This is true. A treaty was signed by essentially every nation that says we cannot own property that isn't earth.,Who's gonna enforce that if I OWN A WHOLE PLANET? +"Give me a P, an R, an O, another O, an F, an R, an E, an A and a D. What's it sprll?",You clever bastard! +What had the most disappointing ending?,2016 world series - Cleveland +"Attack prize plus, probably.",Can you explain why? +Chrome 55 will reduce RAM consumption as much as 50% compared to v53,LOL +I thought it's common knowledge that LSFYL's with more than 2 contestants always suck...,I like 6 and 7's. +It would be nice if they looked at the Democratic platform before deciding that.,Maybe the democrats should have explained their platform instead of calling anyone who dared to question them a sexist racist xenophobe. +This would be a better point If computers were used almost exclusively for hacking . Because there aren't a whole lot of uses for guns besides hurting and killing living things.,"Sure there are, there is a whole range of competitive shooting sports that don't involve killing anything other than maybe trees for paper targets." +"Jordan subban, to me personally, looks like a hybrid type of player (if that's the word) and could play both defense and wing, he is very offensive minded and has a shot that goes through traffic to the net. Example would be Burns or Byfulgien minus the size which he is working on.",He can't work on height. +FWD: Suck on it America...,I'm so honored that Daddy Kaine can have his own Ben Garrison cartoon :) you're getting places buddy! +"holy shit conte if he gets crabtee thrown out, ill forgive him for his whole career in tampa","just let him get a first down lol, all about the greater good" +"this is what ive been thinking for awhile. reddit goes to the trouble to get rid of these asshole trolls... then a new, bigger, louder, slightly less overtly hateful sub pops up... of course its the same people.","They're still as overtly hateful, they just use politics as a shield and cry political discrimination if anyone tries to do anything about them." +"SAUBER SAYS NO TO PAY DRIVERS, INSTEAD INTRODUCES PAY PASSENGERS. UBER SPONSORSHIP DEAL TO BE ANNOUNCED SHORTLY.","SA**UBER**, THIS COULD WORK" +"Thoughts on Felix Rosenqvist? Career Summary to date: (2008) Wins Formula Renault Asia in his first season (2009) Wins FR 2.0 Sweden and NEZ, finishing off of the podium only once in each series. (2010) Finishes 5th in German F3. (2011) 5th in Formula 3 Euro Series, taking 10 podiums (2012) 4th in F3 Euro. 3rd in FIA European F3 as a rookie, taking 7 podiums. Runner up at Macau (2013) 2nd in FIA F3 with 10 wins and 18 podiums. Wins Masters of F3 (2014) Regresses to 8th in FIA F3. Wins Macau. (2015) Joins Prema, wins FIA F3 title with 24 podiums. Wins Macau. (2016) Joins Indylights, winning 3 out of the 10 he participated in. Replaces Esteban Ocon in DTM, scoring the first point for the car in his debut race. Announced as a driver for Mahindra Racing in Formula E. So, my question is, does he have a future in F1?","Only if he had spent 2014-15 in GP2 or possibly FR3.5, although I know that was not possible due to budget" +Dude one of my friends calls him Laney,Laney MacDonald +WCH: Auston Matthews Shifts vs. Team Europe 09/11/16,"He had much more ice time, here's hoping he gets on the first line for next game" +Important Shitpost,MAGAGAGAGGAGAMAGAGAGAGGAGAMAGAGAGAGGAGAMAGAGAGAGGAGAMAGAGAGAGGAGAMAGAGAGAGGAGAMAGAGAGAGGAGAMAGAGAGAGGAGAMAGAGAGAGGAGAMAGAGAGAGGAGAMAGAGAGAGGAGAMAGAGAGAGGAGAMAGAGAGAGGAGAMAGAGAGAGGAGAMAGAGAGAGGAGAMAGAGAGAGGAGAMAGAGAGAGGAGAMAGAGAGAGGAGAMAGAGAGAGGAGAMAGAGAGAGGAGAMAGAGAGAGGAGAMAGAGAGAGGAGAMAGAGAGAGGAGAMAGAGAGAGGAGAMAGAGAGAGGAGA +Well top schools want the top students,I understand that but I'm wondering how much my slightly lower numbers would hurt me +"a good sis, a good meme queen",oh man its one o them furries fuck em sexually or rhetorically i wont stop you either way pour one out for kirchu +"Definitely appear a tad taller, prob your build",lol idk why are some fucking nerdy pathetic fucks downvoting the both of us since neither obviously meant anything bad smh horny 16y olds in this sub +Is the motor big enough 502 cubic inch with a supercharger making somewhere close to 950 hp,Chrome accesories have to be good for +50hp to get you past the grand mark. +Looks like lvl5 golem's body is made of naturally occurring Fluorite crystal.,"If you hit it with a hammer, does 2 smaller pieces come off?" +what the fuck are you talking about,Getting caught in arguments never thinking they would exist. +would you start him over Ingram or Jamaal?,probably not +"Calling them bots is how we got Trump in the first place. People just refuse to believe people with other opinions actually exist. But this is a circlejerk sub, not a hey let's not try to get stomped by the GOP again sub.",I refuse to believe that that mentality that that sub represents how people actually are. +"Quasimodo and Esmerelda are brother and sister. This makes them not having a romance understandable, as opposed to because he's fugly.",Him being fugly is also understandable. +"Modric, Rashford, Dembele SBC out now Modric requirements: Min OVR 88 Min 1 TOTW 100 Chem 11 players Dembele requirements: Min OVR 87 Min 1 TOTW Min 50 Chem 11 players Rashford requirements: Min OVR 86 Min 3 TOTW Min 60 chem 11 players",yes my investments were on point :D +Also can we stop these I want X for BC ?,Skate 3! +Any idea on some BC games?,I heard Skate 3 was coming... +"TIL Laurent Duvernay-Tardif, NFL player on the Kansas City Chiefs, continues to study medicine while still playing professional football.",Y? +"I used to work at a gas station. One night, two women came in talking with baby voices. Before they left, one explained to me that they talk like that so men don't hit on them. She's right, acting psychotic is a big turnoff.",Imagine being so desired in the sexual marketplace that you actually construct strategies to repel people. +"Training at camp: does it count like a night's rest (as in it will rally your EXP?). What is the benefit of doing the camp training? I haven't done it yet, wondering if I'm missing something.",It also restores your max HP for free without tallying EXP. +"based on early voting numbers, i think nevada is safely a win for us. good job guys! we've denied trump a pathway to the presidency.",It ain't over til it's over +"The argument was that he was charming. Jerking a man off in a studio of a shock jock is not something a charming man such as, say, Sir Ian McKellen would do. George Takei is a callous, crude, and incredibly uncharming man. His acting voice is suave and charismatic enough, but he's a graceless, tactless ass.","Sorry, I misinterpreted the conversation" +"Once upon a time, a school boy was showing his friends his dankest meme yet, a range comic to end all rage comics. The teacher, seeing a crowd gather at one end of the room walked over to see what all the children were so interested in. When he noticed the meme, he chuckled warmly to himself. But class would be starting soon, and being the le troll he was, the teacher nabbed the meme right out of the boy's hands! When the boy turned back to the other boys expecting more compliments on his meme, he realized he was no longer holding it! Later they all dunked his lame head in the toilet and told him to never make a meme ever again. The End.",What's with the chameleon-eyed pony saying poof? +What if the '90s had never ended?,I wouldn't be able to post an answer. +"Awwww, bitch!",If you put it on your porch let us know how many people die from it on Halloween. +I feel like this is playoff KD rn. Love the intensity,But KD chokes in the playoffs? +Rifles would be a good weapon for the Coalition.,"Uhm.. yeah, you don't say?" +Anyone else having trouble unpacking the initial update?,Likely lots of people all downloading the patch at once! +Fuck em,Or don't. +"On the real, I did NOT read this. I didn't claim I did, I merely copied and posted this picture. Thank you for telling me who wrote it, as I am lazy. :)",You better not have avoided reading this article because you were out spending 4% of your day exercising instead of glorifying God! +Interesting tidbit on Glenn in season 1 since its different directors there was no way that it was foreshadowing but the first weapon Glenn uses in the show happens to be a baseball bat in episode 2.,I mean Glenn didn't become ground beef in the comics until 2012 +Week 8 complaint thread My team is the worst,My team is winning and thats gonna keep Caldwell hired. +"Suggest me Monstercat songs to appear in my next upcoming mix! ^(It's been a while since I have done this...) I want you, the Monstercat family, to request five different Monstercat tracks that you want to appear in my next upcoming Monstercat mix! The guidelines are very simple, suggest five different Monstercat tracks. If a track has been requested before, then I'll ask you to replace said track with one that hasn't been requested before. Otherwise, that track choice won't count for you at all. Please be sure to read the comments to make sure your track hasn't been requested before to avoid this situation. *At least one of the five tracks you have suggested will be in the mix.* The deadline will be about two weeks from now. So that's the **17th of September 2016, Midday AEST.** Once the deadline has been reached, I will get to work on the mix. You can keep track of when I release the mix by following my Mixcloud. Just search ChanneledEra and you'll find it. I will need quite a lot of requests in order for this mix to be possible, so please contribute in the comments below. That'll be it for now, I will see you soon!",Rameses B - Darkest place San Holo - New Sky Nitro Fun - Final Boss Unlike Pluto - Waiting for you Slips & Slurs - Malicious +him and dlo could be the next westbrook-durant,Clarkson as Harden? +Illinois just announced a $132M plan to renovate Memorial Stadium,Anything that helps us get to 7-6 I'm all for. +"In what situation is Ciaran a good play? I got the card from a keg and I seriously fail to see its use, is it to fake an ambush-card to force the other player to back out of the round or something? Help me out here guys",It can pretend to be toruviel or ida and make your opponent play around a card you'll get back. +What did the Simpsons teach you?,What haggis is. +"I fail to comprehend how the world changes the moment you step into city limits, so I think we'll agree to disagree on this one.",Woosh +Trying my hand at Lenticular Design. Can I get some design feedback? (I'm not a developer),Hexproof spells don't prevent them from being targeted on the stack. +"That you can drive a car and join the army (with parental consent) at 16 but in many states you cant be in a sexual relationship with someone who is 18 if you are 16. Your general attitude towards sex baffles me, why do you care so much about other peoples sexuality?",We aren't even allowed to have nude photos of ourselves if we're under 18 +Having same problem as well,"Just ran into that problem,this is going to be like the BF1 early enlisted code fiasco from two weeks ago" +I bet you wouldn't say pupper in real life.,You've never been so wrong. +Who else but Hickenbottom?,"Giggity, giggity, giggity, eat a super kick!" +Why do you feel sorry? Yes its a lot of work having a baby and working full time but it is what we wanted. We didn't rush in to the decision I'm 32 and hes 35 so we took our time to decide this is what we wanted.,Dont come into a childfree forum and be pissy that we dont like breeders... +"Next expansion, 1/3 gain 1 attack every time a character takes damage.",You know Blizzard takes all there ideas from here right? +"No, we are not playing well this second half. If you think it's normal for a team to consistently fail to put a much inferior team away I don't think you understand basketball.","The Heat have a net rating of -3 not -20, chill the fuck out." +Great. So everyone can know this is a password book.,"Plot twist, just put all of your credit card information in it." +"Yeah, but... did I get the job?",When do I start? +I believe it is swatch in Europe.,"Squatch, in the pnw" +haha fuck,why did u take tabs lol? +What if unicorns exist?,They would vote for Donald Trump! +How? Do they know what the reason for that is?,The cold +I never really had enough need for emeralds that I would smelt villagers. Instead I would queue them up into the slaughterhouse and feed the resulting meat ingots to my friends.,Call me crazy but I just trade with them... +"You've gotten farther than you should have Then again, you have yet to meet Frank Horrigan.",Semper.... fi. +Cucumbers. Fucking cucumber plants. They grow like there is no tomorrow. There are too many cucumbers. Halp.,Username checks out. +A 10 year old tortoise matched my 25 year old carpet pretty well,That's some wild carpet. +Si. I love that movie,Get that corn outta my face! +What about the shots that are wide left or right? Surely there must be an explanation.,Parallax error. +For any number of reasons. Religious being a main one. Not liking what's covered in the curriculum for whatever reason etc. It will vary by state and school but it's a parents choice.,That is insane. +Flashbangs don't cause that trauma.,"Yeah, I think there have been more than enough of wrongs here, we need not create unverified incidents to further the cause." +"Ladanian, AP, Sanders, Smith, Brown, OJ etc are the generational talent level.",Forgetting Dak but yeah totally agree. +What did you believe for a long time only to discover you were wrong?,that people were good and trustworthy to do what is right.. +They should've just made it so that filling a row = 1 ticket in the sweepstake. I'm guessing the star wins are given out at multiple random times a day?,"Yeah, star wins are generated by the same function as the winning pieces." +If you're okay with that. I would really appreciate it. :),I got you your female Mareanie :) Waiting in the plaza now. +Students have seized control of hundreds of schools across Brazil in a widespread rebellion against government budget cuts,Good luck being rewarded for acting like the pirates you are +Nigel Farage loves the sound of his own voice. Everyone knows that Trump doesn't listen to advice.,True but Nigel thinks there's a paycheck for the sound of his voice... I wonder what that will sound like when he gets stiffed...? +Oooohh. I thought he was saying OP is autistic.,Til that reddit carpet bans people who make autistic jokes. +Flag of Neapolitan,Why is it upside down? +"Definitely save points, having to restart life with knowledge would be a pain, and long. With save points you can just reload until you're satisfied.",That's the plot for the book the first fifteen lives of Harry august if that interests you at all +Because we need to take a risk to try and rejuvenate our ageing midfield.,"so the way GC see it, if Hawks are recruiting on the potential he could be a superstar, GC have the right to get a good deal out of that lost potential he could've had playing for them." +yes like being pro fracking,"That's it guys, Hillary was pro-fracking, so I guess it's a toss up between her and the guy who thinks climate change is a Chinese-made hoax!" +Does it matter how we'd feel? It's legal via the Constitution.,"When it comes to politics on Reddit, feelings are apparently the only thing that matters, while those same people will hold themselves in some sort of high regard as smarter than the others because they're on Reddit and read the internet." +Choose your words better. Use Many hippies have been waiting Many south africans even. Not South Africans,Are we a little hungry because you been trolling a lot today. +Gina Miller subjected to online abuse after High Court Brexit victory,Noone saw that coming after weeks of anyone not blindly going along with UKIPs vision of Brexit being called a traitor or an enemy of the people. +Shoplifting from an employee-owned store is like choosing to steal from a homeless person when there's a millionaire right down the street.,Store owner = homeless person? +Cell phone falls from The Beast at Playland,Was it a new phone? +Well over a year off from proper training I could be convinced it would be more competitive. Canelos got bigger too. He's probably near 170 in the ring now. Fucking hell. I'm buying the sales bullshit already and it's a fight that won't happen.,"That fight would sell like crazy though, more than MayPac 2 maybe." +o man this is a bloodbath...don't think I've ever seen a goalie let in this many,*Montoya fakes an injury during 2nd intermission* +"Inquiring minds must know. The animation looks amazing, I'd guess it's a movie.","Outbreak Company, in case you didn't see yet." +New shitpost thanks allah,new comment on a shitpost thanks allah +A pretty brutal skintar.,Well that's the most metal thing I've seen all day +Young Thug Did An Ama 5 Years Ago Before Becoming Famous,"No way he wrote this, right?" +"Why people pvp? This only applies to honorable dueling. But i really don't get it why people buff and buff and use weapons that 2 shot people. If their aim is to pretty much kill the opponent one shot, why don't they just invade? If you ask me it defeats the point of dueling? Sure I used the big str weapons when the game came out, but with a 90%+ winrate and the average length of a mach about 20 seconds, it got really boring really fast. Anyway, I'm sure there are some of you here too, so I just want opinions, what makes it still fun for you to play with 3 shotting str weapons while dueling? My absolute favorite duels are the ones where both parties are pretty low after trading lot of blows and getting cool combos (that don't 1 shot the other one) And in the end the other one makes the right call and manages the finish the other one off. Seems like you get so little of these duels nowadays, since if you make 1 mistake against a str weapon user its over. Sure its rewarding when you beat one of them, but still, it feels so cat and mousey :c","Pve isn't fun when you just mash r1, i like just one vs one duels since it's actually a slight challenge" +So a good thing.,iem is garbage tbh +"Thanks, Karax","I'm actually a telepath you know?, it just only has a range of 0.." +Do not backseat game when you are dead Just finished a game where this dude was literally backseat gaming the entire game. After he dies he will continuously try to tell the team what to do even in clutch situations when our teammate is trying to listen to the footsteps. Just shut up when you die and give relevant intel.,No good bitching about him here +Little breasted cutie fucked on couch,Sauce? +Y'all,New Orleans or Texas? +"Torrential rains hit Olympic park one stormy January evening. Water pipes burst, gutters overflow and drainage fails. People get washed from the terraces as water surges through the stadium. Evacuations and emergency procedures begin before the power is finally cut when the stadium lights short out. Those struggling for breath floundering in the wake of the swirling waters crane their necks seeking assistance, but find only darkness. The FFA did it, nobody brought flares. Nobody brought flares... and 40 people died.",You'd expect more flares at Mariners games or at games in Wollongong given their proximity to the water. +"Well, a hologram of them, but still...",Yeah I just didn't feel like going into the details lol +"Sorry to hear it, it still works for me.",Works for me too. +"Nope, not really. meme teams never work out for me. What I have been noticing more of is kiddies who cuss you out for not being perfect. 3 games and a row, I had a Fernando, Mal'Damba, and a Cassie-Sha Lin combo all telling me to uninstall for not outplaying the enemy as every possible turn.","Well, you better do as they say, you don't want three sad ten-year-olds at some place of the world you'll never visit, do you?" +worst midlaner LUL,You are trying too hard man.. Let it go +Why Nozomi?,because nozomi is best girl +"Why don't most Canberrans care about their car? I have lived in a few cities in Australia including Sydney, and it just seems like everyone elsewhere has nicer cars. In Sydney, it seems like 90% of cars are over $20k but here it just seems the opposite. I've lived here for about a year and I have seen: - 1 R35 GTR - 0 Evo x - 5 or so skyline R32s - 3 or so skyline R33s - 2/3 merc amgs - quite a lot of hsv gts' - decent amount of ba Falcons (but rarely any fg models) And that seems to be it. When I head up to Sydney for a week, it seems that I see more good cars there than I've seen my whole time in Canberra. I know people here earn less than people in Sydney, but I didn't expect everyone to drive shit cars. And I can't really talk either since I own a 15k average looking car. So what gives? I know that the used car market here is lacklustre as fuck, but that doesn't mean that no one should own a decent looking car.",Because it's kind of dumb to derive your status from a car. +U.S. diplomats fear Trump will unleash cronies as ambassadors,The irony is unbelievable. +I don't have spending money but can I see? You know... for science.,"Check my history, plenty of stuff there :)" +"Press F3 to get the screen to enable console, press F8 to get a mouse to uncheck the box (uncheck disable console, top left) close out of those menus press ~ to open console type kill That was the only way I got my guy to stop walking everywhere. Even entering and exiting the base didnt work.",Should I store my inventory somewhere first? +You would turn down the report even if it was made by the most reliable and trustworthy source on this planet because it doesn't fit your narrative.,You would provide such a report if you knew it existed +It says not to make promises of the second coming but that's exactly what was promised in my sibling's blessings? wtf?...,"You have a copy of it, or that section at least?" +So next thing we will be hearing is OMG blocks are full. We need to use BU ASAP.,Fork fuck the coin! +Newsletter November DLC Clue: A man in a hat. I seem to remember SRV wearing a hat. One can hope right!,"Big n Rich, obviously..." +"It can be a sign of many things, not just stress. Don't you come here with your the puppy is gonna die in 2 weeks story and let me enjoy cuteness for once. Please, reddit.",Yawning is a sign of many debilitating diseases and inevitable death! +"When you adopt, you ADOPT.","Nah, only 1/4 of them." +"I still cant figure out whether reddit is filled with crunchy dreadlocked Communist liberals or racist sexist redneck fascist conservatives. Its got to be one or the other, right?",Fucking idiots covers both categories in one. +Ron Paul should be in DJT's cabinet. Do you agree?,"Yes, but he's also 81 years old already." +"I'm willing to bet he had a beef with one of the execs and this was his form of revenge. If not, I'm going to blissfully ignore reality and go with revenge by goose, because it's funny as hell.",Honestly that sounds just like revenge an old cranky farmer would come up with after a bad run in with the farm bureau. +"I suppose it's equally valid to ask why your work didn't have a contingency for situations like this, where they are so heavily dependent on some external factor. Couldn't it be argued that that is equally bad business practice?",Yeah he's just having a whinge. +"Well, it is facing towards the enemy I spose.",Definitely making the literal interpretation here. +What's something common that people say that annoys the hell out of you?,No problem. +You'd have to be living ~~under a rock~~ *outside USA* not to hear that.,Yeah the literal longest dry streak in recorded sports history is NBD. +Maybe you should exert your energy on lebron and company before you even think about smelling the warriors towel boys asses,The warriors towel boys' asses are light years ahead of the rest of the league +It's ridiculous the POTUS is campaigning on the taxpayers dollar... HERE'S A BUNCH OF #GetBarackToWork MEMES FOR SHARING!!,"Oh, oh sure, the white people telling a black man to get back to work, I see how it is!" +Trump Adviser Giuliani: 'I Wouldn't Participate in Another Debate',"This was my first thought after the first 15 minutes of the debate, this will be Trumps one and only debate, he will pull out of the next ones, it is completely unfair the way he was treated, expecting him to answer questions intelligently and all." +"If trickle down worked, then we wouldn't have the scenario that exists where the wealth rate of the rich grows much faster than it does for the poor. The simple fact that the wealthy can get richer while the poor and middle class don't proves that they aren't trickling it down.",It's just because they work harder than lazy poor people. +"Currently trying to beat two mods from the insane difficulty forums, megaman X hardtype, and mario rpg armageddon. They both are living up to the names",Insane difficult forums? +"That may be true, although he never even tried. I think he'd have given Deval Patrick more of a run for his money than Kerry Healey did. By that time, though, he'd basically abandoned us to seek higher office.",Yes but he would have still been destroyed in that election. +"He did. Basically he thought he was severely behind economically, which was sort of true, but what he didn't know was MMA accidentally destroyed his own CC. He didn't account for MMA making such a huge mistake so he gg'ed. There's an interview of this somewhere, prolly can find it in youtube",Thanks mate. +New image of Gary Oldman as Winston Churchill in Darkest Hour.,Just seeing this photo makes me want to see the film. +If you're on Xbox both games install from the disc. If you're on ps4 there should be a code in the case.,Thanks +"Literally OpTic played so bad in the second half of Plaza slayer, it looked intentional LMAO. how did they choke a 17 kill lead?!",I guess they were taking notes from the randoms I play with when I solo queue in Team Slayer +"Not really, it just prevents fragmentation that could be an issue. I just wait for WHQL and install those drivers, so if I did use DDU, it would be every few months. Yet, I rarely use DDU, rarely any issues that need me to use them.",What if you use ssd? +Trump suggests women speaking out are too ugly for him to sexually assault,Knew that was coming. +[Obligatory Illuminati joke],[Dons Obligatory Tinfoil hat] +feel bad for this guy.... this lady puts a label on everyone. already gave him 2.,"Don't feel bad for him, his fault for settling" +Russell Westbrook is now tied with LeBron for 6th all time in triple-doubles. He's played in 395 fewer games.,What's his win share? +Unfortunately I can't choose my 'dad' because he killed himself. The only thing he did in his life that showed he had balls,"i mean, you could raise him from the dead kill him again?" +My boyfriend went to the local GOP office to get a Trump sign & came home as an official door-knocker for Trump. He's already converted this former bernout who called Hillary dishonest at a CNN town hall. MAGA!!,Come back to Gab! +"Since his election win, Trump has talked to Putin more than any other world leader",The puppet needs know what the puppet master wants him to do. +"Maybe because they are the only other true nuclear power, and we need to insure we don't get into a pissing match. Just noticing your butt is still chapped so need to point out your sillyness.",Or because Putin rigged the election for him and now is telling Trump how to pay him back. +"Reminder: Donald Trump once spent $120,000 of Foundation money on lunch with Salma Hayek",Salma Hayek was the one donating to charity that day. +Serious question from a non-American: is Giuliani senile/mentally compromised or evil or plain stupid?,"Yes, yes, yes and yes." +"A Democrat-led crowdfunding campaign raised $13,000 to rebuild the bombed GOP office in North Carolina",This is what honor looks like. +"Fading this one, last guys tails of tails are ice cold when tailing a tail.",Don't fade the GOAT +Mod kalaya When will you reveal the winner of the halloween short story...? It's been 3 days,Snotgut won - Rip +TV shows are getting smacked by big viewership drops,Network show writers are pushing the Marxist biological sex is just a social construct bullshit and people are tuning out for alternate entertainment free of the ideological zealotry and propaganda. +Golarion in a city called Sandpoint i'm told. Sorceror is the easiest primary caster class. Wizard and cleric are harder. bard is hardest.,Never tried sorcerer... +"Smokes, let's go boys!",I AM THE LIQUOR RANDY +His vision is ridiculous. So Rad I love it,Get out +*What a coincidence*,"That's jo-incidence, with a 'c.'" +FINALLY! And in it's full 2 hour format!,"Yarr, Send me a Pm ya salty dogs" +Demar ranked 30th on ESPN's #NBArank,"In what universe is IT, Horford, and McCollum better than DeMar?" +the burlesque house episode?,That's the one. +That would be surprising but a straight up never buy from me if thats so.,I haven't seen it confirmed for or against so we will see. +Close up shot of my reshly used asshole,Any reason you keep posting the same few photos over and over and over again? +*While trying to look at the festures you stumble.* *As you are standing up you stumble again.*,-2 agility +Is where you live a popular tourist destination? Do you get many tourists?,I live in NYC so I see lots of tourists every day. +"Long weekend na nga kasi wala pasok nung Monday and Tuesday, tapos tinamad pa ako pumasok ngayon. Wala ako masyado ginagawa sa office ngayon eh and I still have 14 days worth of paid time off :)",And you're probably wondering why you are still single. +Why do you never see this type of thing due to the right then? If it has nothing to do with 'leftists'? When is the last riot by christian right? pro lifers? conservatives in general?,Dont pro lifers bomb abortion clinics and murder abortion doctors ? +"Treated myself to an early Christmas gift, an Acer Predator X34 monitor","Dude I have the same speakers, mouse, and close to the same keyboard as you." +"No, Apple, killing your headphone jack is not courage",If only they included a lightening-to-jack adapter! +go pack go? i feel sick...,"Yeah I don't like it either, but a win from them helps a ton." +They're multiplying ...get it?,That's just a cross product! +"I see four possible ways : -buff armor/life/eva. Creates power creep -nerf ES. No power creep but game potentially becoming too hard -nerf ES, buff armor/life/eva. Seems fair in theory -nerf ES, nerf monster damage. Seems fair in theory","Nerf everything, but mostly ES." +There's not much to be ready for when no one's attacking you.,ask Ukraine's Crimea again how that turned out.. you gotta be ready for anything at any time .. especially around there. +"7/7M EN 3/3H ToV Holy pal, working on mythic odyn. Been running the T1 talent Crusaders Might pretty much exclusively since launch for all content. If anyone has any questions about the playstyle, I'll try to be of help. I'm also pretty ok with macros and weak auras if you have questions.",I haven't been using any weakauras for hpally (mainly because I haven't looked too hard) so if I could see what yours look like that would be good to see. +We are ALL Spain on this blessed day!,Speak for yourself. +What are your favorite tracks so far? I'm enjoying Maroondah Dam Sprint myself. It tends to be my go to for testing new cars in rivals mode and therefore has some of my fastest times. What's your favorite?,East suburbs circuit and woodland circuit :) +Go to an american server,I hear theres lots of youngsters imitating American movies +Would like to see how that works out. Don't see any high level players buold that much health regen.,"It usually works pretty well, early game is a pain in the ass though." +You telling me rage comics are not fun anymore?,"Pretty much, yeah They were great, now they're dead and using them makes the content look forced We could argue about this, but I don't think it's the right place to do so, we could speak somewhere else if you want" +"Does anyone have any theories about why TRP never encourages guys to join a sports team? When it comes to fitness, their advice is always lift. Come to think of it, they don't even consider running as a means to improve SMV. They seem to be anti-cardio in that regard. But back on topic, why don't we ever hear TRPers advocate, say, joining the local rugby club?",Its not lifting ergo its worthless. +oh yes! i should have clarified on JFK...he got the ball rolling in 'nam and more than likely got redpilled during the cuban missile crisis and then they silenced him when he tried to stop the war and make peace,"JFK was killed because he challenged the Fed with executive order 11110, which would have given the power to print money back to the treasury" +No they are actually pretty solid ideas on paper.,Key phrase: on paper +I have enough money to live leisurely till end of my life.,I have til about yesterday. +"People make appointments? I get the pleasure of having people walk in as they please, so I never know what is coming. Yesterday a student came to me with his final project instructions that say to create small game using object oriented programming. I told him to start out by creating a class. What's a class?",Do you not apply quizzes or exams? +I don't see anything on there that says what the free game is. Where did you see that?,It's also a small text under the title Free game with purchase +Yeah I am of the same thought - also worried about the drought from Jan 2017 to whenever it does launch,"But we have Crimson Days in Feb, that will tide us over!" +"Dude wears his KG jersey more than I wear mine, and I wear mine a fucking lot.",Just hoping it doesn't mean he's retiring +How about Papa John's because their CEO is a giant whiney POS douche?,the rest of the broncos should have told him to fuck off when he was on the field right when they won the SB +tbh I miss the old Ali-A. He's just turned to shit in recent years,"Nah, i think we all enjoyed that video where he tried to recreate the BO3 taunts, dabs and all" +Unattended Cars,So.... I'm guessing this isn't in a parking lot? +The RNC and The DNC Have Failed Us,"No you mean the DNC failed, the RNC gave their voters what they wanted." +Naked man says he was looking for a wife at Mormon temple,Did it work? +He did nothing for three turns. He would be effectively dead against an Aggro deck.,Which is funny since that's what kibler was playing. +Just started going through the document last night good read would love to discuss can you PM on mobile app and can't find how to do it really interested in exploring this theory,Can do. +"It does have social democratic policies, not socialist, but it is coming to a fully anarcho-communist commune. There is a legal system and shit. Again, using your rules, my card is the Spanish Revolution.",Whats your takeaway from the Spanish Revolution? +Give their podcast a listen. You'll hear Enoch talking about his days as an ancap. You can also find scores of articles from post-ancaps on the site.,I only have so much time on Earth and I'd really rather not spend any of it listening to modern-day white supremacists. +"Come on mate, you're just gonna start a flame war Inb4 weeb casuals suck XD inb4 Elitist assholes suck XD Lemme grab some popcorn first damn.","But seriously, fuck weeb casuals" +Behind the back Home Run,"Keep your eye on the damn ball!Well wait, just do whatever works." +if it's faster...,By 3 minutes... +"Yeah let me throw away my $1350 cIEMs for a pair of Beats. I have a 7 Plus and I should have returned it and stuck with my 6S Plus. The amount of times I've had to walk back to my desk to pick up the stupid looking headphone dongle already is maddening. Or where I want to call in to a meeting and charge at the same time because the meeting lasts 2 hours. Apple's solution? Just spend $50 on the lightning dock. Gee, thanks. Apple is just creating problems in search of solutions nowadays.","Wait, can't you leave the headphone dongle attached to your headphones?" +ISIS trades in human organs in Nineveh after losing funding sources,Bullshit... +T,H +"Question about ships in containers Do we get a port slot if we get a ship from a container, because if we don't that may impact many peoples ports that are already stuffed.","My question is how a ship fits in a container on *another ship*, like wtf Wargaming, my immersion." +Something tells me he would rather be anywhere else but Nebraska...,Has he said anything to that affect? +"Ok these look lit compared to the beta ones, but the beta had SOME good ones.",Tactical Pink +Dryad Arbor has other uses than just ramp though. I don't think banning dryard arbor to justify unbanning GSZ is the correct play.,errata GSZ to only fetch non-land creatures +I wonder what are teh chances of getting ronaldo with 48k points.,Not good lol +Westbrook or Lin,Why Lin? +Check it out! It's a WWII helmet my grandpappy gave me.,Is that an arisaka? +Except a Treyarch Fanboy would only say infinite Warfare sucks... Black Ops 3 is the best. ... Or did you think Treyarch is behind infinite Warfare?,Treyarch is a studio Infinite warfare is a game idk what you want with that comment +Didn't expect to see this in a 2k world.,ITT triggered autists +Universe Brewmaster is so awful. Does he even know how to ulti first before dying? Very poor initiation as always this 3rd game.,blame the drafts of picking brew and letting od for coL +"I teach at a Christian college. For a lot of years they had a gingerbread house contest at the Christmas luncheon. One year, my department crushed up a bunch of Oreos and entered it as Sodom. The contest organizers weren't amused. We said next year we were going to enter Rahab's whorehouse. We don't have a gingerbread house decorating contest at the Christmas luncheon anymore.",This is why we can't have nice things. +I have a fever of 103,I'm hot blooded! +"If you can't behind a giant robot clubbing a giant monster with a freighter ship, you might be dead inside. - me","Nah, I love that the movie just rolls with absurd shit like the ship club." +"From my observations, public opinion towards the military does seem to be more positive in the US than in most other western nations I've been to. Not judging that, it's just something that's noticeable to an outsider, and maybe that's why people get the impression that it's a big deal.",That has a lot to do with schools basically brainwashing children into thinking the US is the best country in the world and that our military can do no wrong. +"Holy fuck, that Michael Moore article is almost eerie. Thanks for the good read.","Yeah, the Dems shot themselves in the face on this election." +Soo.... Now that the system has changed does that mean we will see users with much higher karma counts now?,"Fuck, the karma whores are going to get worse... For real tho they're not even that bad, it's the people that moderate 100+ subs that I don't get, like how do you have the time & energy to do that?" +"Black hsitory month causes some number of babies to be born too, so that's gotta be a factor to consider. What would we do without babies???",Spend less money on welfare +A platinum Pepe,Is it rare? +Infections are a real concern here. You can't outthink those.,That's the real magic trick. +Chloe Coutre watches as Trisha parks is tied up and pounded by a big cock.,"Don't try to act, shove" +"It's also gross that Hillary isn't in prison. 18 USC Section 798 (a) Whoever knowingly and willfully communicates, furnishes, transmits, or otherwise makes available to an unauthorized person, or publishes, or uses in any manner prejudicial to the safety or interest of the United States or for the benefit of any foreign government to the detriment of the United States any classified information- Shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than ten years, or both.",Good thing you know more about the law and the email situation than the FBI +How do you turn them off?,Settings? +Does anyone call them Zoli or something similar for short?,"Well we're American, so my uncle goes by Bob" +R/Connery in a nutshell,I see lichgrave is hacking again. +Saving up for a PS4 Pro. Have questions about my PSN and how to clear info from previous PS4.,games are linked to your PSN just remove your psn name from the device and your golden log into your new pro and dl everything! +We wouldn't need Russia to invade California to start WW3; the Civil War that would result from a Californian secession would likely accomplish that all on it's own.,"I would assume that these regions aren't talking about armed secession, but forcing a referendum similar to the Scottish independence vote that would pressure the government to respect the will of the voters." +Jimmy Fallon Debuts the Nintendo Switch,Do you guys think we will be able to play android games on it aswell? +Martavis bryant says he doesn't smoke anymore. do you believe him?,I do +"You can disregard all the findings. You can forgot about Australia's example. You can dredge up the founding fathers and their 200 year old examples. People die because guns are ubiquitous in America. There is no other way to say it. Guns kill people, people don't kill people.","Australia is a terrible example to support your argument, considering homicides fell no faster than they already were prior to the mass confiscation." +"kabam should add a little skip button on the side for an l3. Agree? It's just so annoying now to wait and endure watching l3 like dpx, starlord, fixit etc. All time together combined it would save a lot of time for ppl grinding arena. Kabam if you're reading this please consider this idea.","Yes i would *like* a skip button for L3s but considering that several documented bugs have been tied to players tapping through the final victory screens too fast, I'm very skeptical of kabam's ability to build a functional skip button that doesn't break the game in new infuriating ways..." +Break what?,"You know, break his car so it stops running and the guy passes him" +LF4M Oryx HM cp doing the challenge Post info for invite,"334 Hunter, PSN: Schlopez" +Giant Pixel ad in Manhattan.,"Hmm I ordered Black, but even on that billboard the white looks really good" +Who is your all time fav players in NFL ever ?,"Marc Bulger, LT." +What does that even mean?,"Either a troll, or a really non-establishment non denominational Protestant is trying to evangelize people." +Play as a particle that has particles coming out of it while you collect particles in a world where particle lightning is striking the ground up from the cloudy sky made of particles while it's raining particles.,Those weather effects though +US Government accidentally granted citizenship to over 800 immigrants who had pending deportation orders from countries of concern to national security or with high rates of immigration fraud. THROW THEM OUT!,Should have never been here in the first place.... shit like this wouldn't happen. +I trusted my husband to clean-up from Christmas last year. This is what I discovered when I went down to our basement to begin decorating this year. He's so proud! I can't decide: life hack or lazy?,"Lazy, just wait for ants to find the candy canes." +Sage mode + Byakugo + Red pill ^^(AHAHAHAHAH) + 8th gate,The One Punch Man of Naruto +"While you're at it and removing core game mechanics, just take out guns, grenades and jumping abilities. Then and only then can we figure out who's the best in the game.",Just make this a who better at jump puzzles game and we're set! +This is why I get silenced,you don't get silenced because of one report in one game... also you might want to censor the names :) +"How do i hide wires going across my house without putting holes into walls? Might be on the wrong sub for this one but, i recently built myself a rig (MSI 1070,i7-6700k) absolutely love the rig but i have it set up in a different room and i need to run Ethernet to practically the other side of my house any good ways to hide the wire or any way to make it look natural? im in a apartment and i cant afford to put holes in walls im working with a little more then 100ft of Ethernet if you need a number",You could do Ethernet over power line works great for me. +Felching,Not a fan? +"No they aren't. Just because I'm a registered republican, it does not guarantee that I'm going to vote the party line. We put up the shittiest candidate in the history of the country, and I will not be voting for the Republican candidate, just as registered Democrats are not required to vote for Hillary. Registered voters on both sides are allowed to take in information from all candidates and make an informed decision. Your logic assumes we're all mindless idiots that can't make an independent choice. I'm voting for Gary Johnson because he best represents my ideals. Not the perfect candidate, but eons beyond what either party has put forth. So no. My vote is not for Hillary or helping Hillary. That logic only prevails if you assume all voters will be voting party line which is exactly the problem in congress right now.",It is game theory not anything on party loyalty or people's intelligence. +Such a fluke.,Fire Coughlin +Nick from Friendly Skies shows us the effect a President Trump has on Aviation (Beware the comments),"I will give an upvote to anyone who can provide a good summary of the arguments, allowing me to avoid (a) seeing the likeness of Donald Trump in a video, and (b) accidentally looking at YouTube comments!" +What did he do exactly? I remember people being upset with him and me thinking he was in the right. Just tried Googling and couldn't find it...,He quit the team and asked to be traded. +Revenue is already too low.,No spending is too high... military spending specifically +"(In reference about not having sex at the age of one) You're just suppressing memories of great sex. ... (Responses to me saying As a fucking one year old? Come on, man. Not cool. ) ... Are you new to reddit ... Hey man, great sex is great sex.",####To Catch A Redditor +My brown eye is spread,I knew I smelled something +What Youtube channels have amazed you with their production quality?,Nerdwriter1 +"Snakes got weird pussies, its like sticking your dick in a bigger dick thats juicy.","Python fucker here, can confirm" +"The pan arab colours are red, green, black and white. THat is why they are on so many middle eastern and north african flags.",and the Pan-Iranic colors are red white green and sometimes yellow. +Noctis is killed by Sephiroth,omg spoiler! +Face the truth which your meaningless existence is human.,How do I get black holes to look like that? +ANOTHER ritual where Lady Gaga is seen with Marina Abramovic!! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THE ELITE CIRCLES?,You aren't opened minded enough to understand. +That sounds like the people that ask if you take protein powder as though it's some mysterious dangerous muscle gain substance.,I think those people imagine that we snort a line of protein like its cocaine. +"If you want Blizzard to change Shaman, play him more. Blizzard surely looks at class play distribution for their metrics. The more unbalanced class choice is, the more reason there is for them to act. Don't shy away from choosing him because he's unfair or overpowered, that will just lead to him staying that way for longer.","I don't think I could, for my own sanity and my opponent's." +"November Honeymoon Ideas? Hi everyone! So it's time for my FH and I to start thinking honeymoon (EEEK!), and we are drawing a complete blank! Our wedding is in September of next year, but because of a busy time at work I am unable to take time off until November. I am wondering if any of you lovely people have any suggestions for us!! I would likely be able to take off about 9 vacation days (so we're looking at about a 10 day vacation). Factoring in travel time from Canada, is there anywhere you would recommend that you have travelled to during that time of year, or a place you have looked at going on your honeymoon yourself? Any suggestions and ideas are appreciated!!","I have often done european vacations in the winter- less tourists, you just have to bundle up!" +"is 2992 skill rating high? sorry, i haven't played comp so far as i generally don't like it, but is it high or not? i can't find it anywhere",Pretty darn good. +Dave Daubenmire: Hillary Clinton Smells Like Rotten Meat Because She Is Demon-Possessed,"Upvoted, this headline is hilarious" +'Member the death star?,Which one? +Coc: Winter is coming,Brace yourselves? +This showed up on my Yahoo page...,"Yes and people: have periods, give birth, delevop ovarian cancer, have a cervix, get pregnant, get their tubes tied, go to the gynecologists....but that tends to happen to certain people...." +shaving the pubic hair around the vagina can help alleviate cramps during periods,It saddens me that someone would even think that made sense. +Locksmithing and lockpicking tools are different.,"Yeah, but picks are a common smith's tool." +What's your go to Angry song?,Brick in the Wall +My Thoughts on Paladins -,to me Androxus seems much closer to genji than any other individual OW character. +"How many serious Hearthstone players do you know IRL? Define serious however you want. I've met at least a dozen folks that play Hearthstone, but I dunno if any of them have reached rank 10, but I think most of them follow the meta",1 +Best part about working the snowfields,Is that Red Buffalo run on Beaver Creek? +"Once the public polls shift, she'll claim she was against it from the very beginning","Just like she denies she voted for the Iraq War, right?" +LATIMES/USC POLL: TRUMP TAKES BIGGEST LEAD YET...,BASED LATINOS ARE GONNA MAGA! +jokes on him. USB-C is the new standard,I just don't want to have to buy a dongle for my partner. +I don't get it,"Trump told Hillary she'd be in jail if he were president, Trump is known for business, hence Monopoly" +"Got my first one of these today. No freaking idea why. And no, I don't use any cheats, even weirder, it was one of my worse 50 point games where it happend. Where as my (very rare) 150 point games apparently don't trigger anything. Play match, get to unlock/level up screen, click on close to get back to edit my loadouts, kicked with this message. Be very confused, go right back into the server and find match no problem. So... kicked but not really??",My only guess is that someone else on the server was hacking so they shut it down. +"Always take credit for puns, even accidental ones. It's kind of like Jason Garrett and coaching. He does it on accident, but nobody knows because he hasn't fessed up yet",I'm going to be so pissed when he gets Coach of the Year +Trump dictador?,Don't give him any ideas. +"no, and shaman is 2/3rds intellect and druid is 2/4th intellect","What are you talking about, playing shaman requires no skill" +"If he said the sky is blue and grass is green, I'd go out and check. In a way all he says is either a lie, a hyperbole, or projection.","The sky is orange, and the grass has tiny hands" +People have wanted to impeach Obama since he got elected. This is just the GOP's thing now.,Obama never gave them a reason to +I think we're starting to realize just how much LeBron sacrificed to bring a championship home.,Can LeBron come play for the Chargers please? +In San Jose(where I'm from) and Sunnyvale it is illegal for grocery stores to provide plastic bags.,"Last year, the UK implemented a mandatory 5p charge 7nless the shop is under a certain size or if rhe bag contains hot food, like a chip shop" +"BREAKING: North Charleston, SC officer #MichaelSlager's trial for killing #WalterScott ends in mistrial.",I wonder if there would be a mistrial if the cop was the one who got shot in the back as he ran away... Think the lone not guilty holdout juror would think feeling total fear justified 8 bullets in a cop's back? +Toddler tries to wake overdosed mom in New England Family Dollar,The worst part is - there are some idiots who think a jail cell is the most beneficial thing for this family and society as a whole. +Massive shit oh Sack of Rye,Miss De Niro's Actor Tie +"Pretty much, I have the PSN and only make OG decks because that was the most fun/balanced version yugioh imo. All this xyz crap and summoning 5-6 monsters to summon a white monster(forget what they're called because only the new kids care about them). Here I am still playing it like a game of chess and kids have whole decks built so they don't even have to think while playing just spam monsters and x3 of corresponding spell cards. Beat a kid using 3 straight summon lvl 7 or higher from ur Hand turn without summoning bringing out 3k monsters each time. Was able to use my yugi-like cards to outthink the cheese and actually played a duel using my mind not a preconceived deck structure built to utilize as little brain power as possible",Edgier than Shadow the Hedgehog +I poop every day. Usually multiple times.,This guy shits. +"Human blood types most likely came to exist to fend off infectious diseases. The incompatibility of some blood types, however, is just an accident of evolution. There are four main blood types. Blood type A is the most ancient, and it existed before the human species evolved from its hominid ancestors. Type B is thought to have originated some 3.5 million years ago, from a genetic mutation that modified one of the sugars that sit on the surface of red blood cells. Starting about 2.5 million years ago, mutations occurred that rendered that sugar gene inactive, creating type O, which has neither the A or B version of the sugar. And then there is AB, which is covered with both A and B sugars.",what about positive and negative? +"Nah he sucks, Eichel's better","You dropped this," +I gave my friend a six foot cardboard cut out of the Stig for his birthday. Still scares the heck out of his cat apparently.,Where do you buy them? +What do you wish Valve would change about Steam? We all use Steam but we all know it has many issues. What would you want Valve to add or fix?,Stop publishing diarrhea on it. +I was not sure how to phrase the title given the context. I used hints in the title because I'm not even sure about what this could be and what the use cases would be. Look up the tweet before though : We will probably offer that as an option. This doesn't look like some live brainstorming. The idea is interesting to ponder: it wouldn't be a permanent solar array so it probably would be designed to have a larger area when deployed than would be possible otherwise (compared to the Prius Prime for example). Not sure how useful it could be : you'll have to park in the sun for extended periods of time to benefit from it.,"I can't see how it would be a viable product, from a cost-benefit analysis, but he knows his product better than I do!" +I got the stream tonight guys,posting in r/nbastreams? +What if you dont have anything on the favorite list?,Probably highest lvl then. +Ladies when at the gym how much does it bother you if you catch a guy checking out your form?,You'd have to be super sleazy and obvious for me to notice. +Tardigrade Facts,It's not very good is it? +Toast? At an irregular time of day? This lad is off the deep end!,The real Madness here is that he willingly applied vegemite. +"Jesus Christ, do you live in Baghdad? How much shit goes down in your neighborhood on the regular?",North Philly can be pretty brutal +What is your favourite gaming track/OST?,"Halo, It'l always be Halo" +Running a tcp packet dump to grab the passwords of everyone else in this thread.,don't forget to MITM attack +Sexism. There i just saved you some time.,I can see you read the post +So can Canadian soldiers.,Canada has soldiers? +I think. It's possible it's satire. I'm not familiar with the source.,Jesus Christ I hope so. +new CoD beta key Offers for PC Title,I can give you used code for Aw Ra. +"How does caffeine work for you guys Sometimes when I drink coffee I get that jolt you're supposed to get, and sometimes I feel more tired than before. Does anyone else have this issue on here","Barely, gotta use in moderation because affine does not have the same dose dependent benefits as amp." +Hulu is $12 and ad free. If $12 is to expensive Hulu has provided an option for you to pay $8 but for them to recover the revenue lost they show you ads.,"If I remember correctly, Hulu premium didn't have ads, but then over time, they added ads and now to get that original service, you now need to charge a premium on top of the already paid service." +"Whoa, back off man, you're eating him alive!",YOU'RE TEARING HIM APART LISA! +And yet many of those banners and bundles happened..,"Two, not many." +None of your links are working...,"I posted the actual text from it, is that not showing either?" +If I didn't like Steins;Gate would I not like most slice of life anime?,Watch Space Brothers and Silver Spoon if you want to see what a good SoL can look like. +"But when did they ever campaign about this? Tim Kaine also didn't originally support gay marriage, same as Clinton. But they changed. I don't recall trump ever campaigning against gay marriage or against lgbt. I believe the only thing I've seen is that the gop wanted it all left up to the states to do what they want. The media is pushing this agenda that trump HATES gay people, and will repeal gay marriage. People really think he can just do whatever he wants without the rest of the government approving anything.","People really need to take civics, in that class is specifically states the checks and balances of the government." +a better mouse trap?,Hilarious +"Runescape clients other than osbuddy? Hi everyone, just a general question, does everybody use osbuddy? or are there better clients out there because i see different interfaces that look better. Thank you!",Konduit +"It's rather a personal opinion. some people hate them, some love them. Too many can indeed be overpowering. Thankfully most of the really large ones in my area are out to sea where the visual impact is fairly minimal and sound is not an issue. I like the look of them personally, but only see them occasionally. I can perfectly understand how too many of them would get on your nerves.",The vertical axis ones look much better. +How am I lacking facts? I was just trying to let you know that the point of investigations is to find evidence and figure out what really happened. I would imagine many investigations are started on nothing more than a hunch.,"Don't argue with him, he's not going to provide any context and is gonna use your words against you." +IF SHADS ARE NAVY PRES AND TOONS ARE ARMY PRES ....... Does anyone know if the RCAF PRes have an equivalent term?,In all my years I have NEVER heard the terms you are using... (currently REG's and formerly a Reservist) +I love how Batman is unknown.,He does a great job hiding his secret identity. +The better solution would be to show points/votes...,That could work too +"Journey Empowering Literally (meaning figuratively) With all due respect (meaning none) Throw under the bus Overnight used as a noun (Rain will continue during the overnight. TV meteorologists love it. What, then, is the undernight?) ******************** Thanks for this thread!",+1 to all of these! +VARIOUS ITEMS AND A FULL CAPS LOCK TITLE PINK LIGHTNINGS Title. * Pink Discos * Cert. Lime Chakrams (Juggler) * Saffron Chakrams * Burnt Sienna Chakrams pls,hmm i have pink lightning but was looking for a bit more +"This. In Godsent's case, they even have 2/5 legends from Cologne. Heck they could even get an invite to the qualifier for the major, but many people wouldn't like that.",When the team is shit they need to qualify lol +This ESPN commercial featuring GSP never gets old,That's beautiful +BAMMA champion Mark Godbeer signs multi-fight deal with UFC,They need heavies so bad. +I have Arantes by shitty tattoo.,Nah Perez was in his head. +"Weird, know why I keep getting this error? This XML file does not appear to have any style information associated with it. The document tree is shown below.",I get the same +Anyone notice that all the Clinton scandals all involve sperm?,This is because the penis is a sign of female oppression and Hillary Clinton is a strong independent woman being held down by sexist men. +People using the term hyper masculinized is reason enough to vote for Trump. This country is dying in so many ways.,Because it's wrong to be a FUCKING WHITE MAN! +"They are going to feel the consequences now, maybe they'll understand now what they did.","doubt it, they will blame jill, and johnson, prob blame bernie too... they will deflect and continue on their course." +wher 128 tick servers,its coming with an upgrade to Source 2 engine and HL3 +"As an outsider, you are right no doubt",He's awful +"RWBY Season 4 Episodes 3 & World of Remnant Review & After Show | AfterBuzz TV (6:10 pm , pst)",It will be live at 4AM for me ;-; I guess I'll watch it later ;-; +"Controlled demolitions of large structures aren't really done by a small teams. A lot of charges need to be placed, a lot needs to be torn out to place them.",And if you were willing to be a little sloppy? +You should go visit Melbourne in Australia. The most homeless people I've ever seen in a city in a developed country. The sad thing was most of them were young people.,I'm taking it you've never been to San Francisco? +Have they fixed that goddamn bug in the achievement where you have to find all the tomes?,"I think I've got those for all the acts now, so apparently yes." +Can someone tell me when the GGG-Canelo hype became a thing? When did people start speaking up they should fight because their styles are going to be so interesting to watch?,It became a thing last May but only became a possibility once Canelo won the WBC title in November +Wasn't his entire (and only) justification for a presidential run based on how amazingly he balanced the budget in Ohio by cutting taxes?,By gutting education* +Nice job! What's the make/model of the rear derailleur?,It's a Suntour Seven rear derailleur +Remember when the Hawks were number one in the conference hahaha fucking kill me,I like your name +Fel Warlock mog matching my artifact appearance,Helmet: Shadow Council's Hood Shoulders: Shadow Council's Mantle Chest: Gown of Spiritual Wonder Hands: Gloves of Banished Infliction Waist: Malevolent Gladiator's Cord of Accuracy Feet: Boots of Duress Main Hand: Hubris of the Dark Titan (Artifact Appearance) +"Hey, don't worry, you guys still get to play us at the end of the season. I'm sure that will be a good, close game...","I know it won't happen, but at this point I'd be fine if we lost every game this season except for ours just so you could taste our misery this year." +I love the mods here.,Happy Cake Day +This right here is why we need to destigmatize abortion.,Exactly! +Who's the bald guy?,Who da fook is that guy? +Ah I see. I guess it was a lot of work with not much payback due to constant thievery and what not. It's a shame.,Yeah his actual video got hardly any views but got millions on a popular channel that stole it +2edgy4me,dirtymoney confirmed reaper main +granted,Woot. +R,I +I AM A GENTLEMAN. ROFL HA HA :),I love that the audience laughed at him when he said it. +"Reddit,How old are you and what's the biggest current problem in your life?","27, unemployed... whee.." +Wtf. Kids on a 1st/2nd/3rd/4th date is a HUGE NO. Haha wtf are people thinking?,It would not have been so bad if the kid washed his hands. +"They have a smell, but it's not the same as a rotting corpse. Perhaps similar, to a degree, but different.",plus they also have typical wastelander stink. +Thank the fucking Lord. Don't need more hate and bullshit around here. California is proudly blue and I'm proud to be living here.,"Yeah, the state that just proudly refused to abolish the death penalty" +The economy is better under Democratic presidents,It doesn't feel true. +But it's should move forward before hitting it.. 3 tiles is too ranged.,"it isn't ranged, when the mpekka locks onto something he'll hit it no matter what" +Why puppey couldnt do his streaming contract Defect monitor xd karma,no its cuz he was having a 3way with the pornstar and kemal +I honestly think she was so visibly upset she couldn't show her face to the public. We hit her hard!,"Dude, so hard." +Mike Babcock on Carey Price: He gives your group confidence and an aura of calm like no one I've ever met.,"I swear to god Price is always so calm and relaxed, he seems almost perma-stoned." +I'm gonna go ahead and say it- Janis( and Abby too when he was on the team) get a lot more attention than they should because they are white. Ty and Trevor Davis are arguably better than both of them and nearly do not have as much hype/attention behind them.,Yeah that's probably why Donald Driver got all the attention he got when he was playing as well. +Being able to eat a burger alfresco without the top of the bun literally flying away. Good for my diet I guess...,They call that an open burger. +But what if they it has enough space for a car. They might download a car...,You wouldn't. +You posted this 4 times? Or is it just me,Just you man +Dominus GT Parallax and offers!,White tunicas + gray sunbursts? +"People talk about Super Vegito possibly being released prior to the 1.5th year anniversary, I think otherwise... As much as I hate to admit it, I think Super Vegito will be released on the 1.5th year anniversary as planned. In the past we have seen this with Gogeta. GLB was ripe for the release of Gogeta, but they didn't release him and sticked to their initial plan of releasing him on the 1st year anniversary. On the other hand, I am convinced that we will get some events prior to SV that came out post SV in the Japanese version. In order to back this up I'd like to mention that this phenomenon has also occurred with Gogeta. For example GLB got events like Future Gohan and FP Frieza prior to the release of Gogeta, whereas they should've been here after the 1st year anniversary. Maybe you guys have more information and can give me hope that Super Vegito will be here before the 1.5th year anniversary somehow... I'd appreciate your opinion!","The way I see this going down (or atleast I hope it goes down) is have November be the DragonBall anniversary event complete with LR Goku release, with Super Vegito coming for Christmas" +"I'd love if Trump pulled out of the last debate, because I don't want to be subjected to listening to him one more time. But I expect Clinton will be there, looking presidential as always.","Seeing as he and everyone around him thought he won the first two, I don't think there is a chance he will" +We could have had both though...,"That would be a nice, full glass of water." +Paid agitators,Like your ancestors were barbarians who should have been punished harshly for looting items that didn't belong to them? +"Yes it is a low quality. Of course complaining is worst but imagine a front page with every comment saying thank you supercell! Again, I'm not trying to be mean, just reasonable.",So the front page after the last update? +so many random by ins. who are these people,You mean you don't know Zelco? +Come join us in BC! :),2 expensive +I like to open the door while they're slightly too far away.,I counter by getting really close then turning around and walk away +How cold is cold-cold. Because i didnt cry at the beginning of up and i am trying to figure out if i am in the cold heart or the cold-cold heart category.,Sounds like you're closer to frozen heart territory. +Air Show,Colorful chemtrails? +"As a photographer in the same city, I too am very frustrated with this...","It's funny how people say that photos are priceless, but they're unwilling to pay for it." +this applies to the baconreader app itself.,Guess not on android. +"There are 600,000 emails any one of which could implicate him. Until they are processed as the law requires WE JUST WON'T KNOW.","Are you sure it was 600,000, because I heard it was 600 million." +"She should release her birth certificate too, while she's at it.","She wound't want people to think she was born in Kenya, right next to Obama, would she?" +Did I miss hearing about legislation where smoking pot is now a death sentence offense? and what about due process?,"Drugs are bad, mmkay!" +Typical conservative trickle-down theory that a tax cut will lead to jobs.,"Well, Trump doesn't pay Federal Income Taxes and look at his businesses!" +But Trump used the 5th for an entire court hearing...,"Yea, but Clinton did too, and that's much worse!" +"But ANOTHER 33,422 EMAILS WILL BE RELEASED TOMORROW!!!",WE'LL GET HER THIS TIME DAMN IT! +He beatboxed for Kurt Angle one time against rap battle with Cena,I vaguely remember that segment. +"but, they made a racist AI!.",No they made an AI which people fucked with +I am not read this goodbye,"It'r long strory, but veru good" +"scrap the old, they're not useful to us (teaser)","Out with the old, in with the new." +Sounds like a Westbrook stat line.,not enough shot attempts +"My 6yo daughter is about to start catholic brainwashing, need advice She is starting catechism. All of her grandparents are catholic. Her mother, my wife, is a moderate practicing catholic. I don't want her to grow up with the hate and lies that were taught to me, but I don't want to start a family war. She is smart and willing to listen to anything I have to say, but what do I say?",It's your fucking daughter - take responsibility and put an end to the bullshit. +DAMN i just carelessly stole the last $48 from some poor sap who lost his job and ended up homeless. i wish there was an option to give NPCs their money back :(,Or an option to reverse hack money #Give me the option to give money to their bank account and see their reaction +"Prayer Request for a family friend Hey r/Reformed, One of our great family friends, a lady in her 50s,has just gone down with a very strange illness that the doctors can't explain yet. She suffered an extreme migrane on Sunday night, followed by delirium and not talking sense, almost stroke like symptoms. She was admitted to hospital and examined for stroke, but was verified not to have had one. Her blood pressure is extremely high, and has stayed that way. She's still in hospital, and her daughter is my age. Could you pray for the doctors to find out the cause, and that she would be healed of this? Our God is great and sovereign over all things, he can heal.",done friend. +Yeah. Kentucky bourbon at that.,But.. the bottle says whisky. +I Finally Did it!,feelsgoodman gz +I'm not sure. But we should just make it clear that the alt-left is not far left and just keep the focus on tackling the regressive left and corporatist neoliberal,"The problem is also that they see themselves as Alt-Left, like the other reddit." +"I think that just because we are seeing Bruce in his teenage years and Gordon before he was Commissioner DOESN'T make this an AU story. I mean really, Batman didn't just jump from being a 12 year old to The Batman over night. He did experience being 16 and 19 years old. Just like Clark, just like Barry, just like Kara. Shoot even, Tony Stark was 21 once. For all we know, Gotham could easily fit in with the Justice League Batman that we have coming for us in 2017.",Nuh uh cuz penguin is gay in this +"As an Anglican consecrated religious, they aren't clownish to me. But habits aren't vestments.","Cool, do you belong to an Order?" +Lumia,Retty Whitelock +"The influences came from a mix of input from friends and my own research, way back in my teenage years. I was raised to be catholic by a certain relative. On the surface she was devout, and an ordained minister or priest or some such title, but underneath she was corrupt and one of the most genuinely vile people I've ever known. That pushed me away from organized, mainstream religions, and to this day I still shy away from churches or groups, especially if they involve money or efforts of conversion.",Maybe she was corrupt because the Catholic Church doesn't ordain women or allow them to be priests (they can still be lay ministers though). +Are you being sarcastic? She just held an event in Florida earlier today,"OK you are correct, I guess I am uninformed about HIllary's speeches, judging by the number of views on youtube though, I can see why I haven't heard anything." +Florida just passed Medical Marijuana with over 70% of the vote!,Congrats guys +"ESPN Loses 621,000 Subscribers; Worst Month in Company History",I hate to paraphrase Sarah Palin but How's that Social Justice pandering working out for ya? +COMES,DAT BOI +What's your favorite song right now?,Every time we say goodbye by Lady Gaga and Tony Bennett +Can't drink in public in Canada eother,Quebec you can if youre having a picnic...also theyre pretty lax about it otherwise +You're short on luck then. Write in harambe,Write-ins are not allowed in my state... +Designer clothing isn't always flashy. You'd be surprised at how expensive some basic outfits can get.,Prada for example. +"Patrick Beverley ridiculous flop, Westbrook gets called for the offensive foul",Damn how did Westbrook keep his cool there lol +Strength through Unity.,Unity through Faith +"If not Ty, then who is better. Don Jackson or Knile Davis?",I'm guessing not know Davis because he's had 1.5 days to learn the offense and go play a road game +"I feel bad, but this makes me really mad. A lot of us work hard and some of us don't like our jobs. How can someone who gets to do something so fun about makeup and still be upset about not getting free things??? My mind cant comprehend it.","Lol, you mean you work a gutter job?" +"Children with poor vision see vast improvement in their peripheral vision after only eight hours of training using kid-friendly video games, with the range of visual gains the children made quickly acquired and stable when tested a year later.",Nintendo Power magazine already knew this back in the eighties. +"PCMR, what glorious gift do you want for Christmas?",FRIENDS WHO ARE ACTUALLY PC GAMERS AND NOT CONSOLE GAMERS. +Anything like that for MSI motherboard,"i don't know, i think you have to download the BIOS file for your motherboard, extract it, and find the boot logo and modify it" +Long term consequences.,*cringe* +"What a legend Nico is. First he gives us a thrilling title fight right to the end, and then just as the off-season depression is about to kick in he makes sure we get the best silly season in years as well.",**WELL** **DONE** **NICO** +nerf ying and fernando seriously,looks like you are the guy who buys agressions instead of wrecker or cauterize +"Well, what could Boyle Heights do that would make the property less desirable, and thereby decrease proprety values?",I can think of those ideas all day. +Draymond on Lakers: They're not bad anymore. They're hungry. Those guys are growing up.,Damn Dray gives a compliment and y'all motherfuckers still be bagging on him. +He clearly watches Westworld.,"That's not true, I've never played skyrim but I bet I can say some generic fantasy stuff and it happens, and then I can make up a bank story without seeing it" +"1. The emails were a big nothingburger, and what was inside - typical messages of any large political org - were blown way out of proportion to what they actually said. 2. More importantly, consider this analogy for why it matters: Say you have to pick Person A or Person B to be your friend. You don't know this, but Person A once robbed somebody, and Person B has killed 10 people. Someone walks by and tells you Person A once robbed somebody. Well of course you don't want to be friends with a robber, so you're gonna go be friends with Person B! Not saying that the RNC is necessarily way worse than the DNC, but this is how it could plausibly matter - we'll never know the things the RNC did, because Russia is choosing not to leak them. So we only see the dirty laundry of the DNC, which matters since we only had two major options, and what hurts one necessarily helps the other. The Russians hacked both, and only revealed one. The RNC apparently also needs some education in security. Lucky for them that their allies hacked them, and not another entity. Unluckily for them, Russia now has dirt on them they could leak whenever they want.","Wikileaks got the emails from a DNC insider, not Russia." +Marijuana Related Arrests Skyrocket In Colorado For Black And Latino Minors,So what +"Oh but - I continue to use weed, have been convicted 5 times but I don't have a problem.",That defense is unbreakable in a courtroom +"That's not how the government works, I wish people would stop spreading this nonsense. Just because all levels of government are now red doesn't mean that they can push every agenda they have. First it takes a long time to write up a bill. Next, they have to do research and have detailed economic, political and ethical results and review those. Next, they bring it to the floor and have a vote. Close to half is still democrat who get a chance to voice their opinion and vote. It's very possible that a few reds flip on issues, it happens all the time. And if all that fails, the democrats can filibuster any unfair bill and send it back to where it came from. We live in a democracy. There is no way that a president can be a dictator and push through any policy like you stated. Please for the love of god stop spreading this shit logic.",Thanks for the informative post as opposed to echoing pessimism like everyone does. +A quarter of an associate's salary? Legal assistants at my firm make like 60 or 70k.,So less than a quarter of a 5th or 6th year. +Of course you would think someone who actually has a brain would be on the autism spectrum. Pretty alien concept to you isn't it?,Missed your nap today huh buddy? +This country and their presidents are pushing the envelope on this issue. Obama gave Bush a pass when he (Obama) took office. I remember! Obama's record is less than stellar. He's a Nobel Peace Prize winner?! Now we're faced with another presumptive president who is a hawk and has contributed through her actions to the deaths of innocent people in the Middle East.,"The requirement for the Peace Prize is to be bombing 8 countries at any moment, so it isn't his fault." +Los mejores mariscos de Tijuana,No mms +30 years of gaming and counting...,The hall of virginity +NASA observes that India might be sending its toxic smoke to Pakistan,Pakistan should take this matter to the UN. +"And the question is, as always, If women are so superior how did the patriarchy even come about?","On the same note, how is it that the far superior technological advancements of PoC was defeated by white males, who had nothing more then sticks smeared with feces?" +u/iLickAnalBlood responds to u/cunt_water regarding her core. I'm on Reddit all right.,"Heptode had better be some sort of cervical cyst or GTFO, buddy" +"every white painted item in the game offers yes all the exotics, uncommon wheels, and toppers",RACISM +So about Paladins ripping off overwatch...,"yeah you're so right, Blizzard totally has to make its heroes similar to paladin's to attract their playerbase, how can OW survive if Paladins is still around" +This is dope.,:) +And then estoc shows up,Estoc has more stamina-consumption and a less-useful R2. +"Clipping error. Two entities tried to inhabit the same position, friction increased exponentially until the models break apart sending them both flying.",nice dev gg +"Same except with a level 147, I just record em n' report em.",#NAME? +So in France would this be a Royale with cheese?,What do they call a whopper? +"Now that the game has settled down a little, its really nice to look back at how it was in its earlier days.",It was a fun 2 weeks +Extremely symmetrical camellia,nice fibonacci +Indeed. And the advice is: GO TO THE COPS NOW. Because anything else IS stupid.,na OPs idea of stabbing her friend when she comes back is wayyyyyyyyyy better +"So, a browser is good or bad depending on how fast a web is rendered. Hilarious.","Yeah, browser authors don't spend any time thinking about performance because nobody cares, right?" +Assault class? No love for the assault class? Our guns suck outside of the shotgun. I was hoping for more from this patch.,The assault weapons don't suck at all... lol +"Not on the big servers, there is a lot of difference in how clean games are but low D5 is and always will be clowfiesta land.",Isn't D5 the div with the most boosted players by far ? +Trump's wife modeled in US prior to getting work visa,You know the rules don't apply to these people. +"Not a scientist by career, but I cringe whenever someone says there isn't gravity in space. What do you think keeps the Moon orbiting Earth?",I wish I could feel zero gravity in the ISS *cringe* +Oh yeah. I totally forgot about that. Seems to happen all the time -_-,Imho that's the worst about playing on EU servers: later release times AND far worse server quality. +They are going to be so mad when they find out you posted a pic of Mohammed.,The Holy Prophet Draghammed. +Sanders Corps of Cadets Center,Is that part of the quad renovation? +this guy in an ad for gloves pointing at the ocean,...and that's where the boat sank. +Birdemic.,The biggest unintentional comedy in the history of film +Unless they like Pence more,Not gonna happen unless he does something really bad. +NY Post: Giants could pull trigger on Nick Saban plan if losses pile up,Im sure OBJ would love to be under a coach as controlling as Saban +"I totally agree that GTA V was more realistic, and it wouldn't be a big deal if it was the same as GTA V. But I really like the over dramatic way npc's died in RDR. It reminds me of the over acted deaths in old western movies. It was similar in Revolver too, where the enemies would fall to their knees and usually say something like You son of a....","RDR also has some better physics, like hanging people, and shooting their weapon out of their hands, and shooting them in the legs makes them crawl." +"So I had a Flash-themed nightmare last night... Don't know a better place to post this so might as well put it here... So in this dream there were 5-6 evil versions of the Flash/Reverse Flash (none looked like Barry, these were totally unknown people wearing yellow-coloured Flash costumes like the one Wally uses). These chaps were killing off tons of people left and right in whatever place this was. Meanwhile, I was frantically trying to hide behind doors, or trying my best to crawl under beds too low for me to get under, and was eventually spotted by one of the Flash-versions entering the room. And then, he inexplicably zoomed away as if he had something more important on his mind. As I hid once again behind another door, a red lightning streak zaps in (the other guys had yellow ones) and Matt Lescher, the leader of this evil gang, shows up to have a team meeting or something. This was the part where I woke up, shivering, with crazy helicopter noises still echoing in my head. Made me realize how, while it feels so cool watching these fictional speedsters on TV; if we were trapped in a REAL situation where we see a bunch of zooming lines going around slaughtering people in near moments, we'd be pissing our pants far worse than other (slower-unfolding) scenarios such as alien invasions or zombie apocalypses. I'm done.",Original-timeline time remnant confirmed +hmmm,Some kind of witchcraft. +No heater!,Fish is hot blooded. +I thought the other two that I won't mention was also used against us.,Well it wasn't used as much as it is today +Candy is (Flumpty?) confirmed,He's a candy egg +Meet your match has been out for 60 days and there's still these unfair teams?,Have you ever been so bad that you aren't even Fresh Meat? +Sounds like a worse version of Holden Caulfield.,Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! +I understand I'm probably preaching to the choir here but why the fuck would you have kids today?,"Hard to believe, but loving, stable families do still exist out there." +In those locations it is of course scripted.,Yep should have specified; I didn't realize it could appear except as a scripted event. +If a bus was sitting on the comet would I be able to pick it up?,"most likely, but you would do so very slowly, f=m*a is still a thing" +TIL that Kenny G's last name is Gorelick. He also has the ability to circular breath and held a note for over 45 minutes.,he would have been a great didgeridoo player then ! +He said his plan to defeat ISIS was a sneak attack.,"lol i thought he said isis leaders not all of isis i mean bin laden got killed in a sneak attacked and it worked if the media announced where binladen was and when they would attack him pretty sure he would have left where he was hiding and dissapear, i mean your comment makes sense if he meant to sneak attack all of isis at once but i can understand sneak attack to take out targeted leaders of isis etc.." +That reminded me of Larkin - Magny. That's a vicious front kick.,Anyone got a gif or vid? +Final Minutes of Chris Hero vs. Zack Sabre Jr.,But Hero's too fat and Sabre Jr is too skinny for them to be good superstars! +Superman can beat Goku *triggers every existing DBZ fan* some of them can actually beat him though,"Honestly, i'm a huge DBZ fan and imo Superman is op." +Only the text is shopped.,"If you ignore the trash in the street, grime covering the walls and the family digging through garbage, then yes only the text is shopped." +Trump Claims Clinton 'Secretly Used' Debate Questions,So.... Wallace was in cahoots with the Clinton campaign? +Any news on why Kelly isn't playing center? At the game and just noticed that it looked like he wasn't in on that series.,Commentators said they don't know either. +Can we not figure out how to stop the fuckingdump passes?,Bad play calling on D. +"Official Game Thread: Indianapolis Colts (2-4) - Tennessee Titans (3-3) Game Time: 1:00pm EST (There was no game thread, i hope this is fine)","I don't give a fuck how badly we are playing at this point, we should still be winning were it not for bullshit fucking calls." +Why on God's green earth would you put your social media accounts on a resume?,"For a developer I can see a Github link, but that's pretty much it." +"Melania Trump worked illegally during first weeks in US, the AP reports","That was quite a contribution to American Society, too." +Now watch me loooooooooooooooose _crank dat JNUG boy_,Now watch me loooooooooooooooose Then SUPERMAN that account +"It is so frustrating when it happens, I lost my diamond because it happened 5 games in a row!",How do you accidentally heal an enemy 5 games in a row? +Can we still unlock Cho'Gall for free by playing a few games as Gall with somebody who owns Cho? [](/twilightarmor)With the number of goodies you can get from playing with friends it would be nice to also get more people to unlock our favorite ogre.,That ship has sailed. +What? No. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.,Have you ever broken a condom during intercourse? +My father saying grace: And I must always remember when stuck in traffic to be thankful for a great economy - everyone being able to work and buy things I cried a little inside.,r/jesuschristreddit +But kali is just for pentesting.,"Yeah, Tails is for anonymity" +Is there really a big difference between 2 or 3 stealth heroes other than having almost no waveclear in your own team?,Zera has quite good waveclear. +"She's absolutely not, she's a bad healer, and every people who say otherwise have no idea what they're talking about.",You must be so much better than every pro play out there. +"Verso is having a ninety percent off sale on e-books. Omg, I am going to get some great e-books. This is a crazy sale. I would buy the whole catalog if I was not broke as a joke.","Love the username, that was an amazing quoute by Malcolm X." +A blood-soaked rag,Spicy. +"If the place is staffed by white people, it's going to be shit. If it's a legit mexican resturaunt the cook is going to be a chubby mexican guy who doesnt speak much english with a couple other dudes too. The staff *will* be fluent in spanish, and the menu will be pictures of the food that had too much flash, not fancy shit like at chain resturaunts. Somebody actually ate the food in that picture. Generally the less english they speak and the shadier the resturaunt looks, the better the food will be. This scares most white people, so it's going to have a lot of mexican people eating there with a few white people who actually know what good food is mixed in. TL:DR Mexican people know what good food is, just do as they do and we'll all be ok.... God I miss that part of CA.","Same rules apply for good Chinese food, too." +Line Draft 01 by Mist XG,I love this guy's art +TIL I've made a terrible mistake when going to mass.,Probably gonna get sick and die because you tried following God. +Jesus that page was a horrible user experience on mobile.,Pages line that are why you should need a license to do web development +"Dat klopt niet helemaal. Er zijn wel onafhankelijke media, maar die worden wel tegengewerkt.",Vandaar ook het woord nagenoeg. +"Characters I'd use stars to rank up imo. Camo cactus: not my favourite, doesn't fit the offensive cactus playstyle I do. Tank commander: One shot footsoldiers aren't my favourite Scuba Soldier: Same as above. Alien flower: Can play as pretty well, but something about single shot on sunflower is displeasing. that's all so far, probably as I play more characters I'll find some which I will use stars on to speed things up. Which characters would you use stars on?",breakfast brainz +Are you a bot?,"Negative, I am a meat popsicle." +Would be curious to read your argument from Scripture (specifically New Testament teachings) that state that slavery is not only permitted but is declared as right.,In Luke 12:47 Jesus says that you **MUST** beat your slave if he disobeys you. +A black american on visiting the nordic countries,"Every person in the Nordic countries is a tall blond blue eyed Aryan beauty who has never seen any black people before and their first thought would be to attack, rob and kill any such monkey!" +Talking Console,"Very good, I too have been playing with speechSynthesis lately: var voices = window.speechSynthesis.getVoices(); var utter = new SpeechSynthesisUtterance('egos egos egos'); utter.voice = voices[Math.floor(Math.random() * voices.length)]; window.speechSynthesis.speak(utter);" +Because they'll totally pay attention to a petition with 100 signers :^),"That's more than a realm, boi" +"Quite optimistic. I have slight understanding of my own champions, other champions, not really. And I am high gold.",If I don't know I just assume it's somewhere between 50-70 +way to jinx it,playin the lakers lol +WBUR Poll: Clinton Maintains Big Lead Over Trump In Mass.,If trump gets more than 20% of the vote in this state I would say he had a successful day +Is it me you're looking for?,"I can see it in your eyes, I can see it in your smile" +Damn what should I pick ?,"I would have gone with Francesca, she's such a rare leader card." +What is your favorite video game soundtrack of all time?,CrazyBus +...not!,Get your Earth-2 memes out of here. +When you say it out loud...,What kind of a name is Chung? +No look behind the back catch,That catch makes me want to watch baseball... +Coolest Pro-Gun Campaign Ad- Jason Kander,I liked that! +Lol he probably is prestiged,"Nah at around 37~41 it turns gold and then after that, back to silver" +Official Game Thread: Cleveland Browns (0-9) at Baltimore Ravens (4-4) ...,"Trade flacco for an offensive lineman, flacco is so bad" +"It makes the world a better place when we show that we care for eachother, even if we're no longer alive. Yea, Reiman might not be affected by people attending his funeral, but the rest of us will be. It shows our commitment to eachother as a single human race. This funeral isn't for the dead, it's for the living.",I think what they were saying is take the time you would spend doing this to go to a local park at pick up trash or volunteer your time in another more productive way. +"High school party, out in a field behind the host's house. All was going well until some guy brought fireworks. Suuupperrr dry season. Did not wait around to see what would happen. Heard the next day almost 2 acres went up in flames, and the OPP & Fire crew paid him and his folks a visit.",905? +Or hes got like 90m fishing exp,He's got 80 fishing +"Because ALL that matters is the color of your skin...... your accomplishments, education, relationships mean absolutely NOTHING. I'm sick to death of the left and their groups we are all PEOPLE. Stop dividing people based on race, sex, sexaulity, age..... just STOP!!!","Food Groups or buckets, as Podesta said in the emails." +"Gear VR super important question.. Out of curiosity, is anyone still using their Gear VR?? Cuz for some reason there has not been ANY mention about it in any forums... so what gives? Is it dead? Are people bored of it? Or is there any place I should look for more info about it?","Not really a super important question, is it." +"Its so cringy when the crowd yells USA..... It is almost like chanting Trump, cringy af.",saying something is cringe is cringe AF seriously that word needs to die. +"Oh so those FPS games that has sprint. Like CoD, You can sprint while holding your assault rifle. Dirty bomb. You can sprint while holding your assault rifle. AVA. What weapon could a character use while sprinting? Also what about those other FPS that players can sprint as well while holding their gun? Should i just say that game is just horrendously garbage since soldier 76 has it. ORIGINAL AS FUCK.",except cod is all heroes/classes/players can sprint... in this one its literally one soldier type character with an assault rifle sprinting... +I'd rather Vegas take him than Davidson,"Well yeah, probably everyone here agrees, I'm wondering if anyone suspects Fayne will be targeted." +"Honestly a lot of stuff in here in enforced by other men, which sucks.","It's the same with a lot sexism against woman, people just generally suck." +"It's a smart idea for a toy company. They can't compete in raw hardware, so instead the are going with something that sets them apart. Thanks to having some of the most prized IPs in the entire business, they also are guaranteed some tolerance for mistakes. (Now just make a good Metroid game again Nintendo...)","They could make a console with the same power as the other consoles, they just don't want to" +"Show me the video. A still shot has no context, and is likely to be taken with a high shutterspeed in the middle of a completely innocent action. Can you prove to me that this picture wasnt taken, say, in the middle of a friendly hand wave, or an attempt to catch a friends attention? I can provide video of white supremacists (plural) saying heil trump and giving an actual nazi salute. *literally*",It literally doesn't matter there are literally people trying to pass of Trump literally doing the same thing. +Source? I've never heard that before,He made it up. +"Their base is fine for now... What's the incentive for those in their 30's/40's to support today's 55+ crowd continuing to keep these benefits indefinitely? Once that trigger is pulled, the 'better benefits' group will get smaller every year so there are fewer votes there. Not only that, it creates a situation where younger people will benefit by voting to cut benefits for the older generation down to what they will receive since it makes it less likely that this same trick can be pulled multiple times.",You went wrong by assuming they've thought ahead. +I think Falstad also had a price increase back in beta? Cant remember.,"That was part of the massive price restructuring that happened when they abolished the 5500 gold tier and split those heroes between the newly created 7k / 4k tiers, so it's not strictly a price increase." +Are people still getting IIs?,"People get II's into, like, February." +"60% more bullet, per bullet",PM sendo patrocinada pela Aperture Science? +Guess I cant be too mad when this elite is worth 187k,Very selfish of you to crop out your username but none of your friends. +"I remember my mom used to always change the channel if this song came on the radio because it was too obscene. This was literally the only song she ever had a problem with. Bloodhound Gang's Bad Touch? Bump that shit. The Real Slim Shady? My mom would literally sing along. Badly, but she liked it. To this day I still don't know what about this song offended her so much. She still gets mad if my brother or I sing it.",Probably going to get crucified for this comment but I noticed that black women get painted as sluts/whores when they get sexual and white women get painted as empowering themselves when they get sexual. +I have a similar roadblock in writing.,It's cool that he had the awareness to know that he couldn't do it yet. +I read that as the spouse of the twin was yelled at.,I didn't read it at all. +B...B....Big Sam....,"He's interested in big money appearances in the Far East, he'd fit right in at United." +IIRC the witch hunter is a relatively new character type. So i'd guess Melkor is his old faithful,I'd guess it's his character's name in his new Witch Hunter movie. +It's gonna be funny to see people act like they weren't all apposed to Trump when he makes america great again and didn't turn into literally hitler.,We are the Trump hipsters. +I like steel. Lol,Get a room. +"When you die, and you find out there is an afterlife, what would be your first sentence?",Holy shit. +*Fortunate son starts playing*,It ain't me starts playing +Welcome to life in a large republic where you have to cooperate with different segments of society.,Mockery will surely get them to vote for Clinton. +"Is that the move he used to take down kisame? It won't be effective because iirc it becomes stronger against high Chakra ninjutsu, raikages are primarily taijutsu users",Wasn't it Kisame's bigass shark that becomes stronger by absorbing ninjutsu? +Conor could sell 300k buys to watch him fight me. And I would show people what real running away in the octagon looks like haha,Conor could sell 300k buys to watch him beat on a 12 year old girl +Where the fuck did this come from The guy has turned into a top player in the last like 3 weeks or so,Him and RUSH are showing the fuck up this last month. +"I'm mean, just playing devil's advocate, but if it takes a certain amount of skill to be a manager, and a store might suffer some slight financial loss while a new manager adjust to the needed skill level, then the policy makes sense.","The issue is they don't just take them out on top executives and managers and the payout usually far exceeds any turnover associated expenses - hiring time and exp., relocation, training etc." +Looks like his ploy didn't work. He figured he could essentially force her to bear a child she didn't want and she would continue to carry the burden of child rearing while he would be the occasional dad showing up for Kodak moments and getting asspats for preventing her from aborting. Instead it got all turned around on him. Karma.,He even said he hoped she would bond with the child during pregnancy so he's admitted that he was trying to trap her in a roundabout way. +Whats going to happy to Jimmy G?,He is still signed for next year and all it takes is one dumb GM or injury and we could run away with a pot of gold. +"Yeah, I know ICBC will try their best to at least partially blame me. I was turning left, but I entered the intersection while the light was green, then waited and began my turn while the light was yellow and the other driver who was travelling in the opposite direction entered the intersection after the light had turned red. It's fairly clear in the video that the light turned red quite a bit before the other driver crossed the white stop line.","They will still say you didn't ensure the intersection was clear, made sure the guy was stopping, etc." +"They were a significant part of the population, it would have been impossible.",So you've just put a huge hole in your own argument! +"Which 1070 will be best for my needs (silent PC) So, sorry, you've seen a hundred of post like this one lately, but I can't make my mind on which 1070 is the best for me. I'm searching for a 1070 which makes really few noise (only one room, and I need to be able to sleep with it running. And by silent, I mean silent **and** without any high pitched sounds). I don't plan on overclocking it, so if it's already overclocked by the manufacturer, it's a good point (but not something I put a focus on). At the moment, I've found the Strix by Asus or the Palit GameRock which seem quiet enough based on reviews. Are there any other interesting silent cards ? Are the Jetstream by Palit as silent as the gamerock (not a huge fan of the color). I plan on running it in my Define R5 which will cancel some noise. thanks :)",A water-cooled one. +"Black lives matter in the uk? If there's any people from that group in here, then please elaborate... But what is the meaning of black lives matter, in the uk? As far as I'm aware, the police treat them with dignity and respect. Isn't that the main reason for the protests? The police are too scared to do anything or it'll be plastered all over the news. Whilst there is racism in the uk, it's mostly aimed at Muslims and Indians etc. I didn't think black people were treated unfairly in this country? I've worked with black people who've been promoted to higher positions, they were never bullied and were always invited out on work piss ups. So may I ask again on the reason for this group? It just seems like an excuse for an ego trip to me. If black people were treated fairly before, then couldn't these protests be destroying what you're trying to achieve? We consider you British. Start acting British!","I have no idea why it's here, other than some locals showing solidarity with others in the US" +"Dinh's Bulwark is currently 0.8% from passing the 75% threshold! Go out there and vote A unique option available to OSRS, Dinh's Bulwark allows for a new, dedicated tank role. Very well balanced to avoid switching between ticks. I can't really think of anything negative to be associated with it except maybe being a little too tanky in PvP and maybe switching the 75 Attack requirement with a 75 Strength requirement for Obby tanks",Can't wait to tank for my ironman +What is a seemingly meaningless number that has a lot of meaning to you?,"11:11- Whenever I look up at the clock, that's what time it is" +Is he a Palestinian da3oush aw he was just hanging out in Ain Al Helwe?,Palestinian da3oush. +You somehow gain access to Donald Trump's Twitter account. What do you Tweet to cause the most chaos?,I love Hispanics and inner-city Kids. +"Which players have cheesed the most rings in their career? Which players were either bench/role players their whole careers, but were in the right place at the right time? Off the top of my head I figure Ron Harper has to be way up there, between the 90s Bulls and 00s lakers",James Jones and I don't think it's particularly close +"Why are people referring to fruit juice and even milk as sugar water? This is blatantly misleading. Both are distinctly vastly superior to sugar water in their own ways. Milk fat, by the way, has links to atherosclerosis just like refined sugar. I think it's delicious, but let's have a little more balance and a little less commonfolk wisdom, maybe?","It's an oversimplification, but it's not entirely invalid if your argument is mostly concerned with the macronutrient content." +Courtois red/pink eye?? Is it me or does Courtois have a red eye?,"He was rubbing his eyes too much, after waking up from his 90 minute nap time." +And the BoSox had almost the exact opposite happen - they went 13-20,It was a 2011 reversal for one team and a 2011 repeat for the other. +"I've never seen so much attention on a weight cut. You'd think that was the fight. And really, the actual fight will likely end up being a cake walk for her compared to this shit.",Reminds me of the recent South Park where everyone leaves after the national anthem +Because Donald Trump is a rapist.,Looks like a John +"ESPN College Gameday Show Thread If you want a little ting in your tang tang, you can discuss and post anything related to the show (signs, screencaps, videos, etc) here.",I want a history segment on every single FBS team's mascot like they do for the Gameday host schools +Why is NRG considered an NA team?,They play EU minors and stuff dude +iPhone 6 has both a lightning port and a standard audio port. iPhone 7 has only a lightning port.,No butt hole. +Vertical Split screen Hey everyone! Is there any way to turn MWR splitscreen from horizontal to vertical? Any help will be appreciated,"Probably not, but if it makes you feel any better, it would probably suck :)" +What book is this?,Rainbow Six. +"PA and MI are in the bag. Congrats boys, we've won.",They should've called WI and PA by now. +Fucking embarrassed JJ Watt with it when we played a few years ago. Got out of a sack and threw a precise long TD to Williams.,Some say Watt is still looking for Romo and Tyron Smith looking for Watt! +Seems like she's going for that Kabuki look.,She's in between performances. +Dear Americans,I'm German and approve this message. +The best two options are the following: 1) Electroshock Therapy 2) Lobotomy There is a third option but that one is NEVER recommended.,And the first two are recommended? +This is how I feel about it.,What can't you do now that you did before 9/11? +"Not really, we've been in control and created a some good chances. If we had a sharper striker playing we'd have at least 2-3 goals by now.",Rashford or Zlatan on please +The Best Way To Counter The Beyblade,You don't. +I see they're bringing Overwatch to the Xbox 360,*Xbox One FTFY +"Wow... both ND and UCLA will probably miss bowl eligibility this year. Surely, this is not a dream?",I just hope this dream never ends. +"Since we're downloading an actual game update, I'm guessing it will affect all games.",Not all those change the core files built when you start an offline franchise though which is why a new one might need to be started. +"Switching from XB1 to PC, will I struggle playing? This is referring to the average gamers level on PC compared to Xbox. I'm a decent player with 1-1.3KD and I love using snipers, how much would I struggle playing against PC players? I've never played video games requiring keyboard and mouse so I'd appreciate any tips or keybinds etc.",You will probably not go 20:0 but I don't think you will struggle that much. +It's looking more and more like she will win MC but lose Ohio. What a weird election.,Ohio might be red for the next few elections; they have a well-liked Republican governor and IIRC a Republican is leading the senate race. +Cousin is over for Thanksgiving. Just told me that BF1 on Pc is so much better than xbox. I think my job is done.,"Well anybody, who is not blind or zealous console player, will tell you as much." +Pretty sure they are unarmed so why the heavy armament? Keep in mind that Sioux land is sovereign and they have a rightful say as to what may happen on their land.,"Its not even on their land, and I'm not sure what you mean by heavy armament because they've only been using non-lethal, and all the military grade equipment is just defensive, body armour, riot sheilds and the likes." +I wet my arm pants looking at this.,These...arm pants...such an idea is quite intriguing +What's an aimbot?,soldier ult +"I feel that if there was a rape involved, given all the attention they would have prosecuted the men and dropped the out of marriage sex charges against her. It's the media attention that got them to drop all charges most likely, but it does kind of indicate there was no rape to begin with ?","Just read the article, nothing to do with media attention but a video evidence proving it was **consensual**" +How to kill a TU-4 without dying.,"Title makes it seem like this post is a guide on how to shot down a Tu-4, but I only see screen shots of a Tu-mor 4 going down :/" +"Yeah, but once you get it to space the weight goes down and the cost evens out.",GOOD point +Supporter warns of 'taco trucks on every corner' without Donald Trump's immigration plan,I'm not sure what the problem here is +Looks like Christmas came early,Dude the 20th isn't exactly early. +Would that make Peter Mayhew Cuban Pete?,He's the king of the Latin beat. +"Thank you! I'll let you know if I decide to work that in to the plan. Best luck to your aunt, as well",Alright +"Well if you are the senior investigator on this case tell me where the 1,648,000,000 bones generated from the last decade of these illicit activities all went?","I'm sorry, I have no idea where you got the idea that this is a debate on whether pedophilia is a real thing or not." +There's a glitch where your save data gets corrupted and you lose your levels. Happened with me.,Does that erase your inventory too because a lot of people would be fuming +Getting black hammer on my first crota run and everyone yelling at me... good ol year 1. Or getting to a higher light than my friend and doing the raid before him.,"God my RNG with that raid was abysmal, to this day the only weapons that dropped for me was the pulse, rocket launcher, and shotty." +theyre gonna need a bigger box for hiko xD,2 boxes at least +"Can we all agree, that people that don't know anything about a skin (and/or the stickers on it) shouldn't comment on the PC thread.",I'm sure you're an expert in every field on every news article or thread you post a comment on. +"Oooh that's actually really nice, hope he had fun at worlds, the dude's a lucky charm 2nd worlds 2nd QFs haha",SF actually +"Same thing would happen if WW3 occurred today. After 9/11, suicide rates plummeted because people had roles and purpose to live. Months after, the rates went back up when people returned to their routines.",What about the spike on 9/11? +The US population has little say over foreign policy.,Then why isn't the 10th Armored Divsion in Damascus right now after finding Assad to hand him over to the Syrians for trial? +Good thing I saved all this lamb's blood,"THIS IS JEWISH NOT CHRISTIAN, GET YOUR OWN SUB" +"This game is broken as hell Alright so me and some friends got a server up and running for us. We played like crazy for a couple days and managed to build a nice 3x3 wood house with a 2x2 stone cage for dodos and were working on a giant dino enclosure. This was on the beach at south 2. And then suddenly he appears. A flaming level 3 skeletal raptor dives at us out of the forest, kills all 3 of us with little to no resistance and proceeds to demolish our entire base, stone and all, despite our best efforts to stop him. 5 chests full of materials and 4 dinos with saddles all gone. But thats fine, shit happens. So we decided to move up north to the hidden lake we had heard about. So we made it up there and found the lake and built a little temporary shack. Guess who come knocking? Damn right. Level 3 flaming skeletal raptor comes in and kills us all. Needless to say im done. gg wp ark",You not being good at the game doesn't mean it's broken +The limited ones currently have a cooldown after you use them.,But more people will be using them because they won't be worrying about the amount of uses they have left +This woman supports Trump on so many levels...,"We have the best women, don't we folks?" +"I understand the Magneto, and I understand the slapping, but where the hell does vegetable come from?",From seeds. +"2008-2012 Obama - if you don't vote for me you're a racist. 2016 Obama - if you don't vote for Hillary, you're a sexist - unless you voted for me to beat her in 2008. RACE BEATS SEX! Yea! Drain the liberal swamp of bullshit.",Yeah they've definitely been running a campaign based on race and sex and not the VAST experience and qualifications gulf between the two candidates. +Google's DeepMind Takes On A Bigger Challenge: Can AI Be Tuned To Beat Humans In 'StarCraft II'?,God damnit and when the AI can play Starcraft II perfectly all pros will have to retire... +Faux fakes a 5m giveaway to get the RSN of a botter in chat,"That was smooth as fuck, that guy got played like a fiddle." +"I noticed this just yesterday looking up a glitch on the number of assassinations. The armor previews are mixed, why not assassinations?","I don't catch your drift, what do you mean?" +Got mine from IG @the_toy_pimp 's booth from this year's JCCS! He sells some stuff on his IG! Definitely worth a follow. The FD is an older Tomica line (I don't even know exactly what line it is) if you want to search on the eBay,"Cool thanks, I've been wanting to collect some of these but never knew where to get them" +Then you face nothing but Lavahounds for the next 30 matches :(,That often happens now though +Burnout Paradise is way better in my opinion,Wish they would make a new game. +cool story you should write a book,"Title: Took a piss, hurt muh pisser" +4K at around 45fps or 1440p at 70 or so fps?,1440p +Simply beautiful.,That foot clipping through the mountain tho +"BS call. what's he supposed to do, let him throw it?",Yes +"Absolutely the most violent quake we've had here in Tulsa (at least in over 3 decades). Felt like shaking, sounded like thunder.",OKC Thunder? +"And people laughed when he said he was a unifier. Not laughing now, are they?","Too busy crying in their, soon to not be, safe spaces." +"Yeah, I've been eyeballing this TV for a good long while now. Should be arriving next Friday. I'm pretty stoked.",What was the price right before this drop? +Ever wondered why memory foam is called this? Here's why.,"They don't show the part that actually got compressed, just the side that was untouched..." +I asked this question in Parenting and someone suggested putting a thin cotton blanket or other cotton cloth between my baby and the car seat. That helped so much for the sweating. The other suggestion was to buy a clip on fan.,Never put anything between your baby and the seat. +"I am a bot. On behalf of Reddit, I would like to **thank you for your honesty**. We live in harried times. Honesty is in short supply. That's why when you go out of your way to assure the Reddit community that your comment is honest, I, **HonestlyBot**, have made it my mission to thank you.",Lmao when did this bot show up ive never seen this +Saw some familiar faces on the +/- stats on the NHL app.,Holden is the Rangers best defenseman confirmed. +He does not want to have sex with a french MAN.,"My message was unclear, what I was saying is that women here aren't any more hairy than they are elsewhere, I've only ever been with one woman who wasn't completely clean shaven downstairs" +"6 million years. One day. Eh, it's close enough.",In the end it won't make a difference anyway. +What is your team's biggest what if?,What if we never allow another point again? +"The drink was $4.05, he gave her a $5 She owed him change either way... I guess it's not a true story without a $100% though.","To be fair, if a customer left without their $.95 in change, I would assume it was intended as a tip." +They put ads in the Book of Mormon musical handouts too. They must think it is working for recruitment.,It was. +Last time I did baptisms (a few years ago) the confirmations names were different than the baptism names if you did temple supplied names. Somehow these lists are out of sync.,The confirmation names were baptized previously. +Thank you! I wanted to try it because I'm practicing the gauntlet to get gud and I figured it'd help me hit some tougher target groupings!,Arc grenades are good for this too but be careful not to get hit by the splash +Aizen can control all five senses. Power is irrelevant.,"only if goku lets him use kyouka suigetsu, which he prob would" +What makes a good _____ player? A good Elise player knows not to blow her load too early.,Jayce Q-E Any other combination is wrong +Illuminating reindeer hat for this German Sheperd,You can see the exact moment it starts to question who the *real* intelligent species is. +"Acceptable. He says its the same as the Mi5, but thats wrong. Both are 16MP F2.0, but the Mi5 has the IMX 298 while the MIX has the OV16880. Overall camera quality is acceptable, nothing special, focus is a little slow. 4K video is ok, a bit choppy, tap-to-focus works fine but also a little slow. Wonder why they didn't go with a sony sensor, maybe the OV one is smaller and fits into the body better?","The OV is supposedly quite slim, so I guess that's it." +$50 Steam Gift Card ($40 / 20% off) - In Store Only w/ Saturday Promo Code,Are there any stores that would price match this? +"I might be wrong, but I think your succulent may have more immediate issues. Maybe the pictures really dark but it looks like rot is setting in. Any drain holes in that pot?",Of course the drainage Nazis show up. +Redditors also read way too much into simple comments.,What's that supposed to mean? +The Rock Triggers Sacramento,Hollywood Heel Rock was brilliance +"TIL There was a time when AMD and Intel CPUs used the same socket, and could run on the same motherboard.",And then they decided they weren't making enough money and went back to proprietary bullshit. +A messenger paper plane. Boom.,Carrier Pigeons! +I hacked my decade old ipod video to have 4 times the storage (and a new battery).,How did you find a good wife in Portland? +Guess this odd noise on a Volvo XC90,Water pump +probably turned into fertilizer for tiger field,Mike the Tiger gets a big meal. +Heaven forbid people exercise their right to vote,If they wanted to vote they should have taken the day off work and went sooner. +Absolutely sickening. They should really cancel the rest of the season and the next one until they investigate all of these establishments top to bottom,Sports are too important to children to do that. +Mike Gravel. We all missed the boat 8 years ago. (Only truly anti-war candidate in recent memory),Anti-war =!= peace +Tuesday Cold Weather Appreciation and Free Chat Thread,*sits quietly in 60+ degree weather because Arizona* +No one beat the shit out of anyone here. He retaliated in self defense and stopped immediately after she had been incapacitated.,He leaves her unconscious with a broken skull and he didn't beat the shit of anyone LMAO +There were a lot of Spearow attacking him in the head and he has had a lot of electric attacks hit him.,No wonder... +To host your own server as far as I understand has limitations. Such as you can only travel a short distance away from the host and whoever is host will have to be online for anyone to use the server at all. I've just found a low population public server and my friends and I join the same one,Thanks for all the info! +"Kasing and Hjarnan could possibly go to Giants, with Night as their midlaner. I'd say that's a pretty good base to start with","yeah i think Giants looks like a good option cause Night is really good, Giants made it far last year and with a roster like this, they could go further" +...Cool J?,Bean. +Trips runs NXT. Steph runs Raw. Shane runs Smackdown. ... who gets TNA? Shane's kids? Haitch and Steph's kids? For practice perhaps?,"David Arquette, obviously." +That is a fair point. But he also seems like 1 of the few Elites that actually care about the future of the human race.,Greedy son of a bitch just wants the human race to survive so he can sell them cars. +PANTIHOSE? does he want to feel 75 as well?,"I think it has the word 'panti' in it, so it's *sexier* than saying tights" +"Try again, that's government mandated regulations and archaic control that causes those things.","Yeah, because historically, energy industries have made less pollution and done it safer when there is less regulation." +"FOR THE LOVE OF SHIT, PLEASE DON'T GO INTO THIS WITH HIGH EXPECTATIONS. PLEASE DO THIS ONE FAT CUNT OF A STRANGER THIS ONE THING. DON'T GO INTO YOUR NAME WITH NO MAN SKY'S LEVEL OF EXPECTATION. ITS A GOOD MOVIE, BUT THE HYPE IS TOO MUCH.","But at least it's good, unlike the mess that is no man's game" +"How can the Knicks improve their bench? I know it's early but the bench has been lacking in terms of scoring. Aside from Holiday and Oquinn, our bench has not really been consistent scoring wise and defensively it is hit or miss. What realistic moves can the Knicks pull off to bring in more reliable scorers and defenders to come off the bench?",Trade all our first rounders in the near future for a short term fix +"3 militia members arrested for plot to attack Garden City, Kansas mosque, housing complex","Why they dignify these right-wing islamophobic terrorists by pretending they can be labelled a militia, as opposed to simply being another terrorist organization is the real mystery." +"Shit SMITE players say I'll start 'You're bad. Buy the whole odyssey, idiot'","'Bluestone pendant is a defence item, who buys that on Neith' - Salty Xbox player" +"I feel discouraged to play sombra I want to start playing sombra but I really feel discouraged. She's a new character AND attack. Literally everyone's gonna be playing her. In comp she's getting picked before i can snag her and in quick play it'll be at least 3 sombras per team for a while. This really makes me not want to play her as too many people will be playing her. Look at what happened when Ana came out except she was support. I really want to play sombra but probably won't get to for a while and won't master her as people in comp are guerenteed to pick her. Well I'm just gonna stick with genji he can play any role be attack, defense, tank or support. He can take on a whole team by himself and it's ALWAYS the teammates that hold me back. Even when the enemy team has a Winston symmetra and mei I won't switch because it's my team mates fault. So back to sombra and any new characters, is there any way that blizzard can change the fact that literally everyone's gonna be playing them?",You forgot +"Per our guys @ESPNStatsInfo, the Clippers' 73 first-half points were the most in a first half against the Spurs in the Gregg Popovich era.","Man, if the Spurs don't want Pop anymore the Sixers would gladly take him." +Beijing Expat dies of appendicitis,The article says he died of pancreatitis.. +"Is this your first pair ever, or have you worn contacts before?",First pair. +"People need to stop and ask themselves, why are we only seeing Hillary's emails. There is a reason. It's political motivated and intended to do damage to her campaign.",delusional people need to stop being delusional ok. +"Which generation is really responsible for how things are today with regards to the economy, pay, how we have become a nanny state, etc..?",Baby boomers +Bears LB Jerrell Freeman has been suspended four games for violating the NFL's policy on performance-enhancing drugs.,This was certainly a thing that happened in 2016. +no. don't let any racists say its a murderous movement,looking at this thread..too late :/ +Hot Tub Interview with SFAT & PewPewU,Nsfw flair pls +"Which is crazy, as they made Alabama look the most beatable they have looked in a while",Ole Miss?... +"Reception Desk at General Motors Technical Center, 1965",She looks like she's in a giant soup bowl. +ARK: Survival Evolved Devs Offer Content In Exchange for Steam Award Votes,I know what game I'm not buying! +"When you tell her you can't take it no more, but she says you pelican","I originally read pelican as politician, made all the difference." +HERE IT FUCKING IS THE SMOKING FUCKING GUN - SHES GOING TO PRISON - NOT A DRILL,What happened to the real smoking gun? +Feliks smashed the 6x6 WR!!,And a 5x5 single wr +An art student uses Khajuraho's erotic drawings to teach Indian moral police a lesson,"Whatever the reason, those are really nice illustrations..." +Still upvoted. I upvoted all of you. Dingus me all you want.,The best dinguses are at the bottom. +"Nah, I'll do it whenever. Sorry I'm not very PC: I just don't care.","Its not that its inappropriate, its that it is incomprehensible." +"Some parents consider it the ultimate embarrassment and a sign of their failure as parents. 15-20 years of hope and dreams, future grandchildren, a continuation of the family destroyed in an instant. There is a lot of emotion there.",What happened to unconditional love? +"If you don't think their message was condescending, then you're probably a libtard yourself.","Take your silly PC outrage somewhere else, hypocrite." +"Those of you still trying to buy AR lowers, Fisherman's has them for $64.99 I was just at the Delta Park location, they had one (your favorite not-Colt horse lowers) in the case but I'm not sure if they had more stock in the back.",Could I buy one of these if I'm a WA resident or would I still have to pay transfer fee? +"Warmth and The Currents are, like, two of the best songs on that album.",This sub needs more Bastille stans +Yeah I love flannel. Since when is it known as a gay thing? I don't get out much,"As long as I've been alive so at least 27 years, maybe?" +Guys out defense is slipping. Last year we allowed 31 rush yards against fournette. This year was 35. What the hell happened?,overrated! +Off topic question: Anyone know how to spell chocolate gnosh (sp) it's basically a chocolate sauce that goes on cakes)???,Ganache +"James arm isn't necessarily a gun. However, hers might mimic her normal weapons with little built in shotties.",Couldn't she just wear Ember Celica on the new arm? +Come on Gamespot... you make this too easy.,At 30 fps lol +"Yes , but your example is clinton being bought off, not her buying others off. Anyway I think most people agree that money needs to get out of politics . Your example is a perfect reason of how it influences our elected leaders. It's something I don't like about Clinton or most other politicians , but her electing her main opponent is not a smart move . I voted for sanders in the primary and though he didn't make it I hope that his popularity will make the wall streeet dems take notice . And I have high hopes for Warren ...",Taking fat rails of fairy dust is how sanders camp got where it is today. +Isn't this the guy with the piss fetish?,So what if it is? +Karla Kush rides as Scarlet Red watches,get it girl! +"* Jehong shouldn't be excluded from the Ana pick. Hard to not put him amongst the top 3 Ana's. * Coming into the tourney i thought Taimou was only roadhog from the bit of footage i remember seeing about him, i didn't know about his mcree or other characters yet. Definitely a player to build a team around. ShadowBurn talked about how if they just gave him the space to deal with his Genji it would have been a much closer match. Plus he talks to other teams and players so much to learn and build relationships, just a great guy and player. * Yeah Tviq's flex is a better pick, casters were saying he has the largest hero pool out of anybody in the Apex tournament. That's probably true for Blizzcon as well. * Kryw is a great pick. Zunba can't be ignored either, although his synergy with Miro was unreal. The other Zarya's were a bit dissapointing, especially Zebbosai from Misfits. * Ryb has a lot going for him. Although Reinforce i think understands the mental games better. And Miro on rein is fantastic as well. * Harryhook for sure. Even his shotcalling for his team allowed them to do so much more and coordinate on a different level than they would have been able to without him. A formidibale player to watch for sure.",OP's post says to beat SK (South Korea) tho +"New subwoofer, need bangers with BASS!!!",Stan smith - hackeem +How would you react if there was undeniable proof that the universe came to being without the need for God's hand? I always get asked how I would feel if I died and met God how would I feel as an athiest. Just curious to hear some answers to the opposition.,I'm not a Christian because of some attempt to rationalize the universe. +"The last time I could find was the NFCS in 2012 (Ryan, Brees, Newton and Freeman all started 16 games). Often, 1 team came 1 start short.","I thought it happened this year too, but then I remembered that hit Cam took from Jones." +What a nice young man.,"Grandma, you forgot your medicine." +Army camps definitely. More troops is the gift that keeps on giving.,I thought that was Herpes? +There is going to be a town hall 12,And you're gonna get laid too! +What mods?,"nothing much, L85 rifle for the M4A1, Five-seveN for the M9, leupold scope for the 2x I guess and that's all on the screen" +Aren't you just a side liner though?,"No sir, I don't believe I'm side liner." +Who is evil?,I'll leave it to your imagination +Shocker: House Benghazi committee is done,ayy +"Oh jesus christ those are horrible. Capcom can't stoop lower than this with the money-grabbing, surely?","Considering they're making us pay for characters that are already in the game, that we already get to use in story mode, they never set the bar high to begin with my friend." +How to get people killed.,"Not a bad design, it's just informing you to look in the correct direction--left" +"I'm looking for pretty much full time hours as I am a student, so around 30ish hours and of course all weekend. Im use to working late as 3 am so those are my hours of availability.","You're a student looking for part-time work, you're probably going to have to settle for a McJob unless you have some really good qualifications." +Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss.,Politicians are politicians. +"i'm sure he is real, he apparently fucked a lot of redditors' moms",TIL Jose Canseco founded Reddit. +"Heh I mean getting in is still the worst bit of it, but it has gotten worse. Just odd to have this one and tali as free fly. The broken bits don't give a very good impression.",Well at least then nobody can complain that he was deceived when he buyss some more stable ones after trying the wonky one - underpromised&overdelivered. +"What can you tell me about downtown santa ana? I'm considering moving there and I'd love to hear anything and everything about it. Nightlife, food, coffee, safety, arts, parking, etc etc - anything and everything!",Have fun getting shot +Can't hear you over 51/5000 on shield master!,"Call me crazy, but I really want mainhand shield to be a thing someday on an elite spec." +"Depends on roles (I assume you're going with Classic here, Ranked would be different). For just one night basically it'd be everyone with visiting abilities would visit vet?","Including WW, yes." +"dude, they're out",Do you have proof? +I wish Elon Musk ran for president instead of Cheeto McBigot.,"sadly, he never will." +I thought the Bolt has a gas backup engine? No?,You are thinking of the Volt. +"These are fixed gears. He's not going faster because his posture change, he's going faster because with his pedals unrestricted by the limited rpm's of his legs they can spin freely.",Little bit of Column A and a little bit of Column B. He definitely picked up some speed from reduce drag and he definitely picked up speed from going downhill and letting his pedals spin freely. +How was this a headshot ?,Because the Rock said so +American Facist vs Liberal,"Actually, progress has been made compared to a few years ago: We're not quibbling over the definition of a *fascist* anymore." +I once drew a super nice lambda in a calculus proof. I think I still have the picture of it. I showed it to all my classmates and everyone said I was super cool and they all wanted to be my friends.,"Then you woke up and realized you drooled all over your homework, and class is in half an hour?" +I called there customer service line about this. I made up a wild story about how my wife lost her shit and thought the butter was bad.,But why? +"Americans like their humor spelled out for them, for us in the UK it's like solving a little humor puzzle :)","Oh yeah, Fawlty Towers was funny because of its subtlety in humor too." +kipidap en don givup this BS pissing me off every god damn time,We can all blame that weird guy Rani Kulup for inventing and popularizing those words. +Joe Biden gets passionate and slams Trump's not smart to pay taxes and good business to see housing market fail statements. HELL YES! Get him Joe! Wish he could be VP again!,Joe would have ripped Trump a new asshole in the debate. +Jimmy Johns is shit* ftfy,Bruhhhhhhhh you cannot tell me you guys think Jimmy John's is that good. +Virat Kohli,What? +"I am hyped, my thoughts on the update. I love the new update sneak peeks apart from the jungle arena since I think it's a bit too early to announce it in my opinion but it probably has something to do with the instant leaks. 1. The balance changes: They are pretty cool and I like how supercell didn't nerf any cards but instead buffed cards to boost their usage rate with out diminishing another cards usage rate too much. 2. The crown duel: This is by far the best special event so far and I love the way how we will be able to play it in friendly battles, the only concern I have is for the friendly battle part not lasting forever since I would love to have this as a full fledged mode for friendly battles. 3. The clan chest: Now this is just perfect. I always thought it would be cool to have some clan object to complete as a team and though I thought it would come as clan wars this is just as good. The only concern I have is it looks like a lot of crowns to get with only one week of time. 4. The epic change: This is pretty epic, I love the fact how I'll not only be able to get rid of epics which I don't use for gold but also request ones I need. And the lower price of epics is a great choice by supercell since the epics were overpriced. I feel like epics are soon going to become the new rares and legendaries are going to become the old epics when the game first came out. Anyway looking forward to all the new content, I can't wait!",Only thing is I find it stupid that you can't leave your clan anymore +"well, it will warrant a little more thought if/when it happens to someone who is able to take a screenshot of it.",No I SWEAR it's happening just believe me +This always bugged me. Isn't Spongebob's floor supposed to be sand!?,"It has a sand carpet, yes." +Sex change / gender reassignment surgery.,I mean I can think of more than a couple close people to me who would've loved the free one when I got mine done. +That's a valid point. It's certainly not helping though.,"Tell your friend to bind scrollwheel to jump, then he's forced to use the buttons and can hopefully learn to bhop at the same time, it's how I did it." +"What is the best show you've never seen? Obviously best is pretty subjective but public opinion tends to be a good indicator of quality. For example, I've never seen FMAB (the highest rated show on MAL) and there's no real reason for it, I've just never taken the time to watch it",Cowboy Bebop I'm saving it for a rainy day. +I bought three yards of this sloth material because OMG.,That's the cutest gosh darn thing I've ever seen. +Misandry In Action - Brad Pitt: FBI (White Knights Incorporated) considers investigation over plane claim - but would they do the same if A Lady Actress was doing the screaming at kids?,"For the record, as far as I can tell the accusations come from TMZ not Jolie." +Am I crazy for thinking this is worse than a blindside hit on a guy in the traintracks? That used to be a big part of the game. Spearing has always been illegal... It looked malicious as fuck too. I don't understand some of the rulings. But I'll admit many people here yesterday were expecting an <5k fine. I think this is suspension worthy.,"It was bad, but blindsides are worse just because of their potential long-term health consequences." +Why is Labour so worried about a crackdown on voter fraud?,Because it'll likely affect the country's poorest. +Why aren't these ingame?,Because only Soviet can have the best +Gfriend to finish already planned schedules then break til years end,Planned schedules end December 30th... +We do not. Sorry.,Liars +"Lots of people drive weed cross country from my area in Northern California, and every year some of them get busted. If I was going to transport weed, I'd go to Reno and rent a car with Nevada plates.",haha yeah a rental car from nevada driving through Iowa won't attract suspicion at all with the highway patrol +That's all of them.,Broken arms +"Or Johnny the drunk trips over himself, hits his head and fucking dies... true story","Haha, classic Johnny!" +I,T +le funny le way to spell GENOSIDE xDxD,Yeah that too. +r/The_Donald redoubles their efforts to hiding from any media that doesn't reinforce their confirmation bias.,"If I close my eyes, shake my head, and scream 'Brietbart' loud enough I don't have to listen to the overwhelming historical and polling data that shows that America's most annoying racist has already lost the election for himself." +Any way to force the GPU to use more power for full boost clocks? So in a game I am playing the average power usage of the GPU is around 30-35% and because of this the GPU is not boosting to 2000mhz and stays at 1500mhz. I noticed that sometimes when the power jumps to 50% it boosts up and my FPS increase by about 10 or more. Any way to force the card to always boost to 2000mhz? Temperatures are not the issue it never gets more than 55c (I use 100% fan speed) Already set the GPU to Prefer Maximum performance. The only way to force the card to fully boost to 2000 is to make sure the GPU power usage is at 50% or more.,Find someone to modify the BIOS of your card. +WELFARE QUEENZ ON REDDIT,I saw a guy with a grill pay with food stamps at 7/11 a few years back therefore poverty doesn't exist +if youre hurt by this election i dont see how you can call yourself sane,Because why would somebody care about the future of their country? +"Haven't been around RS for a while, is using an autoclicker on something like high alching taboo and get can you perm-banned?",Yes +"shut up and squat advice that the guy on the left really should take to heart, goodness","Apparently in Russian gyms, you squat but never get up." +I have a 2015 6.7L. first thing I did was drop that tiny fuel tank and put in a Titan 50gal. Now I get 700 miles per tank.,What size is the stock one? +Looks normal.,Hmm guess it's just me. +75 attack req would make them pretty much useless as ags is better in almost every scenario (pvp wise),I agree although I also think this is the only way they'd pass +I'm so glad for PSU.,Thank you our program really needed this. +"Sometimes you have to make something you don't like to make it. Look at Lady Gaga, she used to be fucking crazy now she's just doing her thing making music that *she* likes and that is actually quite good. I wouldn't call it selling out, it's more akin to college. You go to college so you can increase your ability to get hired. I could have gotten a job out of high school but I opted to go to college so I could make more money (passion projects) in the long run. Does that make sense? I feel like I went off the rails a bit.",So willingly acquiring debt for little benefit? +Play Beats 1 at 12 ET,"Thanks fam, Well its said 1700 GMT and I live in GMT+1 so at 1800 for me" +whats the different between halo 5 and forge?,Halo 5 Forge (PC version) only supports private matches and the forge map maker +What about it don't you get?,"Not who you responded to, but it would appear to be *the joke* that he doesn't get." +My favorite trivia is that Dom Dwyer has way more IG followers than Sporting KC does.,Probably because of his wife... +What dead meme do you miss the most?,Battletoads +white jesus lol,That's the Mormon Church for you. +Totally Mesmerizing Fog View,"It lovely, can you say where this place is?" +I don't think you've ever known a woman like me,But boy would I love to. +head of team liquid social media just followed Miracle-. its happening boys,dude it just happened +You don't use small children in a hot tub as entrainment. People shitting on these revelations havent even fucking looked through this shit.,Why would you list the ages of the children that were going to be in the pool? +I'm not that dumb yet.,yet +I never said I took it.,The only thing you spotted was an interesting photo. +You all are idiots. You listen to other idiots and confirm your idiot opinions by the opinions of idiots.,"Are you saying this ironically, or do you just have no self awareness whatsoever?" +Elon Musk thinks universal income is answer to automation taking human jobs,"But that'd be socialism, and that's a no-no." +"I don't know about anywhere else, but production of Vanilla Coke was discontinued here in the Philippines about 15 years ago. I really like and miss that!",Try to mix coke and cream soda +What? I enjoyed Vicky Cristina Barcelona but Cruz's performance was definitely not worth an oscar in my opinion. Was the competition bad that year?,"The Oscars are about money, not about actual performance." +What's the one behind it?,A regular tombstone. +"Before that screen, did you try to use their cloud option? Also, until I hear otherwise, I could only get a v2 hub to work.",my v1 hub works fine with Home +"Why are tape measures all designed for lefties? I'm right handed so when I'm measuring a piece of wood to cut, I typically hook the tape measure on the right side of the wood, pull it to the left with my left hand, and mark the wood with a pencil in my right hand. When I do this though, the numbers on the tape measure are upside down. I checked all my tape measures and they are all designed the same way. Why are tape measures designed this way? Am I doing it wrong?",Because you read left to right. +Let me just take some money out the ass to mouth.,ahh the good old money shot +"Funny you say that, because myself and other liberals actually hold Obama accountable for that as a failure of his administration as opposed to all of the BS Trump supporters and the right seem to try to be normalizing that he's doing.","As a twice a Obama voter, so do I." +"Murray won the Olympic games, plus Beijing and Queens.","Which don't add up to an extra slam and two more masters, hence why they are 500 tournaments and even when the Olympics was for points it was 750." +"I know right. In a pass happy league, the broncos are first. The best pass defense is the best defense in the league. Patriots and giants are no where close.",The best defense is the defense that gives up the fewest points and does what needs to be done to secure the win. +Bill Burr Appearances in Movies,LOL beat up by christopher walken +I finally found one in its natural habitat,"He probably liked his own comments, pathetic." +What is your favorite song lyric?,"'Well, I crashed and I burned but I don't regret it You only fail if you don't try Gonna dust off the ashes and just forget it I ain't perfect, yeah, but you can bet someday I'll spread my wings and fly -Fly, Paul Brandt" +"Your username really implies a lot about your comment. This has nothing to do with his need for control ... it has more to do with him protective of his things. If I am not comfortable for someone to drive my 60,000$ possession it's not because I am in control it's because I don't want anything to happen to it. Control would be if he doesn't let her do anything without asking him first.",My point is that I think OP meant it as such. +"I was in Americorps and someone told me I wasn't a full time volunteer because I made $150 a week. I mean, its technically true, but working fifty hour weeks, that ended up to be about $3 an hour. For ten months.","TL chiming in, but you're members and thats why you get a stipend!" +The fandom will never forgive.,"The fandom remembers, and the mummer's farce is almost done." +ROMANIA IS THE TRUE SUCCESSOR TO ROME,It's even IN THE NAME! +Earl Thomas not fined for hugging official,Another instance of preferential Seahawks treatment by the NFL +"But when the OP died, then they surely turned off the AI clone?",They left him specifically over the weekend on an accelerated timescale.someone worked it out as being over a bilion years +"Yeah but unless you're in Sweden or the Netherlands, 1.9 is still taller than most people",Even in the Netherlands 1.9 is taller than most people. +Username checks out,Just wanted to see how good some Canadian products are compared to US artisans. +"This day 10 years ago, one of the greatest PS2 games was released...","Never even heard of it, and PS2 is the newest system I play." +"The two clowns made their bed, and the whole of Hong Kong has to lie in it. In any kind of negotiations, whether it's business or political, it's important to know what your value may be your opponent, and what's something that they will not accept. And the yahoos did things that is not acceptable to Beijing, and are seen to be advancing the Taiwan separatism cause. I'm not making judgement whether Taiwan should or should not be separate, but HK's value to Beijing is to demonstrate that one country two system could work. And now they want help from their Colonial overlords, and forgetting that they have no value to the British. It's 7 million people on a tiny speck on this earth. It's not like the Brits have a base, or the GCHQ is in Tamar. What could the Hong Kongers offer to the British that would make them do anything more than pay the occasional lip service? This is aside from the fact that they themselves are mired in Brexit, which if that goes through, they're likely to face calls of separation from the Scots and reunification for Ireland. It may not even be wise for them to be seen to support separatism causes at this point in time.",The only thing that hong kong has to offer is the developed and modern port facilities but the Chinese desperately want control of them for both economic and military reasons so its probably in britian's best interest to not piss off china now +"Paramedics of Reddit, what is some advice that people wanting to sign up should know?","If you can do some ride alongs do so, it will give you a feel if the job is a good fit for you." +Mother in law died this weekend. Sorry for not being funny.,Sorry to hear that man. +"The animated suicide squad film was awesome in my opinion, I've not enjoyed a live action DC film since the Nolan Batman trilogy.",Animated suicide squad? +any coincidence that you shaped it like the twin towers?,*X Files theme plays* +What is it with Steelers fans and kicking holes through things haha. My buddy in 9th grade kicked a hole through his TV when the Steelers lost to the Jags in the playoffs that year.,Maybe it's the same guy! +"Personally, I've noticed a change this year, even if the cause isn't necessarily what this author says. I am a die hard football fan. My entire life I have watched every game I possibly could. This is the first year I've regularly been at home with a competitive evening game on and said nah, I'll watch Netflix instead. Part of it to me, I think, is that virtually everything I hear about the NFL is negative and unrelated to the parts of the sport I like. I don't think that's an exaggeration. Kaepernick, celebration rules, officiating errors, the disciplinary policy, concussions, it feels like the NFL continually holds a negative news cycle. Compare that to the NBA, where the story all year was whether anyone could stop Steph, whether the Cavs could mesh well enough to win the finals, whether Toronto was for real, and etc. I would much prefer to hear tomorrow's sports radio cycle be What's wrong with Aaron Rodgers and Can the Steelers survive without Ben and all that fun stuff which is related to the sport I like to watch. But I know that before we get to those things I'm going to have to hear extensive discussion about the celebration rule, about Kaepernick's protest, about whether some concussed player was properly treated in some game, and a growing list of regular crap. It just makes it less and less fun to be a fan.","I mean, I'm happy the Cowboys are winning, but watch a lot less games in general now." +If they could photoshop they surly would have flipped the bottom left photo so the dogs are in the same position.,Then people would have noticed that the gap between the two curtains was on the other side in that picture. +"There's this thing called Factories make multiple of the same item It's crazy I know, people aren't going to believe it.","Nope it's the same lamp, the lamp of legend possesd by the secret 6th missing child from the Papa Johns Bake off of 89." +scoop OH GOD YOU MURDERER,Oh the word scoop triggered you but when he said he wanted to end his little fucking desperate life that didn't tip you off enough. +I literally have never done this.,Nobody care +how do you address they at a single individual when it is commonly used to address multiple individuals. What kind of linguistic gymnastics are required to accomplish this.,Worked fine for Chaucer and millions of English speakers since. +"Awesome, thanks! What other bands are considered crab core? Would you class Asking Alexandria's Stand Up and Scream as crabcore?","I would count them, imo." +"Pere Marquette 1225, 2-8-4 (Berkshire) steam locomotive at Clare Michigan",Guy on the siding with the beard and bike completes this. +"The problem with his cabinet is no sane politician would want to be a part of it. It's set to go down in history, in flames. History will not look kindly upon anyone involved. Trump is poison. I don't want Romney to lower himself to that.",Romney should just save himself and try again in 2020. +WHY IS EMELIN-WEBER A THING? WHY IS BEAULIEU-PATERYN A THING? WHY IS PACIORETTY ON THE THIRD LINE WITH DESHARNAIS AND SHAW? NO WONDER HE CAN'T SCORE RIGHT NOW,BECAUSE HE WAS SCORING ALL THE TIME ON THE FIRST LINE +You're all monsters.,What about pepper vodka in a bloody mary? +Developer creates nifty TouchBar app that shows currently open apps - allows you to switch between apps with a tap,"So, TAB+CMD?" +"I think there's no somehow about it. Plenty of languages will cast the value `null` to a string null in a string context, but to go the other way I bet someone deliberately wrote that special-case so that they would be able to send `null` through the system if they needed to. And that person needs a slap.","It's not a slap, it's a high five... To the face." +"If you zoom in, there are some light-colored pixels in his upper right mouth. Might be a tooth?",Yeah that seems like a tooth +yo get the updoots,Thanks mr_skeltal_bot +"lmao americans keep thinking they are the greatest country on earth while their infrastructure is old as hell, gun violence is rampant, race wars are brewing, outrageously expensive health care and wages so low that full-time staff need food stamps. Try visiting another first-world country in your lifetime and see how the rest of the world has modernised.",This is an interesting shift in strategy. +Found a sample for Undersea community (Mandingo - Sacrifice),Blocked in US +Now I find out I don't even know how to walk down the street!,"Remember, women are fragile creatures and not grown up human fucking beings" +Comment on an article about National Boyfriend Day,If you wish your mother a happy mothers day you should die because clearly you don't appreciate her the rest of the year. +"Honestly, the tank without because hes playing more cautiously. The tank with is just moving freely until hes spotted, and the other guy is only mobing from cover to cover, from Bush to Bush.",Having sixth sense does not immediatly turn you into a bad player +how risky is this click,"It's nothing bad, just a Diary of a Wimpy Kid reference." +And very rudely tell you how much friendlier he is than you because he's from Yorkshire.,"I live in far north of Scotland, People from Yorkshire still say they are from up north even when here." +"new assassin / support class, Blizzcon 2017",But we already have Kharazim +The four words that made me the most hated man in the room,"This applies to any of the martyr professions.. (military, first responders, social workers...) This guy gets it." +No Obama doesn't. When was the last time the media went after him?,You think Obama went to the Situation Room and commanded the military to bomb Syrian soldiers? +Palmer makes a good throw and that's a TD,You could say that about any QB +The most successful terror groups include: ISIS - not supported by Pakistan. Pakistan has actually done a good job keeping a lid on this spreading to south asia for the most part. Tamil Tigers - again not supported by Pakistan - though was supported at times by India. Finally defeated by Sri Lanka with Pakistani help. The Tamil Tigers even attacked Pakistani officials as a result of them helping the SL gov.,"You didn't even mention Al-queda, Hamas and ISI." +Are you just trolling or being serious?,As I mentioned in another comment this is a reference to PL +Still the worst designed fight in FFRK history in my opinion.,"no, Nightmare Meltdown was way worse with the random elemental shifts" +Sydal resurfaces!,HE LIVES +Peter Thiel. He's super smart.,Thanks +Official Game Thread #Please remain civil,D looking competent +Trey Burton looking like a great talent out there why does it always look like our secondary just stares at WR1 catching 40+ yard catches -.-,because until this year it was their first time seeing a 20+ yard pass +That marriage is sexless at the wife's option. An option that is liberally exercised.,I understand your reply but I still don't understand what are the single men observing... meaning looking at what? +It's cool how Bethesda puts Dogmeat in all their games.,Username checks out. +He needs to remove captains hat from sydney and place poneytale or something,certain hairstyles should be visible when wearing a hat +"TIL: Fleck thought of Row the Boat when his 2nd son passed away, but WMU owns the trademark to the phrase.",We're the real fucking boat rowers god dammit +"Calcutta Flag, early flag proposal for an independent India",I wonder what the words in the middle say? +Would the fact that for all of recorded time there has been no actual evidence of them existing do it?,Not for America! +Found this on Infinite Warfare; Rocket League Reference?,"Yes, a spaceship flying by a planet is totally a RL Easter Egg." +Then the movie disregards that all by having Lex kidnapping Martha be the reason for the fight.,How is that relevant to how Batfleck feels he has to go after Superman? +"So am I, Episode 2, Attack of the Clones.","Oh sorry, for some reason I thought you were talking about the tv show!" +How the fuck can you turn your back on the entire world?,"Well it is flat, after all." +"I dont see your sign, is it there?",sorry i'm on my way now lol in front of boss door +"Aren't you going to criticize me, for being Muslim, especially since today is 9/11?",Man that fake story was extra lazy. +"Badger Cat is only 3 years old and 2 stone but she loves leaving legless centipedes for me in the middle of the hallway. I have no idea what kind of sick shit she does at night while I sleep, but this is an unsettling yet gratifying clue.","I don't know how much a stone is, but I have to learn so I can use it often to confuse people." +It's totally Apple like! I switched to PC after dealing with Yosemite wifi shit for months with no solution.,Because windows works much better than macOS +pot meet kettle,Yeah but I'm different! +I don't want the government being able to kill citizens for any reason. He fucking murdered his GF. Get real.,Read a history book you fucking troglodyte. +Anti-Gay Church Is Planning A 'Rainbow Fag Flag' Burning,And all the people they are trying to anger just shrug their shoulders. +He's got stone hands though. Probably flex worthy just because Big Ben throws an ass ton.,Would it be a good idea to sell high? +"Yeah, exactly. He loves the spot light.","So weird he's always there, Its like he's his head coach or something." +Newspapers around the country are making presidential endorsements. Here are the ones backing Trump.,Hillary's team is just savage. +If the Pope had a Steam account.,pope is marge confirmed +With his odd the field issues and what he has done this year I wouldn't touch him with a gen foot poll and I'm a MSU fan,And that's why you don't have a career in the NFL +The most and least educated U.S. religious groups,glad the have both atheists AND agnostics listed...wouldn't want to leave someone out... +Why are you not with the person you love most?,Because he turned out to be a massive chode that used me. +I admire how he always finds balance and never steps forward nor back.,Nah bro he's pausing at the bottom because he's got inefficient technique - Jack Oliver +They're an essential for modern society. Refugees are not.,not with European birth rates. +How was the iceberg raised,Free range +Clinton up 1 in Ohio,This will be adjusted to Trump + 15 and drop HRC to a 2% chance of winning. +Franky's post time skip look is awesome!............except for his legs which look completely out of place on his freaky gargantuan body.,It took me awhile but i ended up LOVING frankys post timeskip appearance. +Bucks do the Mannequin Challenge,where's jabari! +"Actually there is a very large amount of people who feel the election of Donald Trump is so much worse than anything that's happened in years and therefore needs time to process that. I'm not from the US and a lot of people I know are struggling to process it. You may not agree, but it is not because these people are pansies, this is equivalent to 9/11 for them.",9-Nov +Help! I might be getting kicked out! So someone in my church told everyone that I was on Grindr and I may be getting kicked out of my house! I am still completing my degree so I go to school full time and only work part time. Additionally I have some health issues. What can I do to find cheap housing? I also have an older car which could give out at any time. I don't know what to do!,Why are you getting kicked out? +Why they no bench him?,Maybe they don't want to hurt his feelings +Terrible Execution,I mean The Combine are the protagonists of Half-life 2 so in a way shooting kids into them is a method of killing them which is a point of the game. +Comey tells Congress FBI has not changed conclusions,I for one am shocked +Do you personally believe that Trump intends for the protestor to be murdered when he says take him out?,It's clearly a racist dog whistle. +"Honestly, I dont even know why we have a crease anymore other than the whole dont cover the puck with your hand in the crease rule",Goalie interference in goal decisions; if the goalie is way out of his crease or not. +"That's just like, your point of view man.",Of course it is. +"Unless the person was okay with it being unknown. The Megg from Halo was meant for one specific person to find, not for gamers.",What? +"Chaffetz: FBI Dir just informed us Based on our review, we have not changed our conclusions that we expressed in July with respect to Sec Clinton","ROFL I am loving how suddently Comey is the biggest fucking villain to the_donald, whereas he was a hero when they restarted the investigation." +"Canadian values test could 'chill' immigration, Lisa Raitt says","If it frees up more slots for progressive Americans and Europeans at the expense of radicals, I'm all for it." +"Lol, he made that a bit too obvious.",You should give him some tips. +The one thing i miss from ghosts... Clan wars! It was so fun to play with your clans against other clans and get some sick gear when you were a certain league with your clan like gold and diamond. I always watched our progress in the companion app (which is a shame IW doesn't have an app). How fun would it be if you would be diamond rank and get like a epic variant if you can hold your rank for a certain time.,"It also increased the amount of people playing the lesser-played gamemodes, giving them a boost for people who loved them." +They didn't even vote on a full repeal bill.,I wonder what Governor Pope thinks of his paid staff in the NCGA. +"Great. Another couple of days of hearing bathroom rape fantasies from crotch sniffers and perverts. I'm ready to move on to talking about addressing low wage earners in high cost of living areas. But no, they had to leave that clause in to satisfy a GOP base that is confused by economics but knows every way an 8 year old girl could get raped in a public bathroom I'd the government didn't stop them.","The they also include the Chamber, according to Pat who screamed it from underneath the bus." +Please explain Team America: World Police,He already said broken psyche right? +"those 3 points at the end of the first half are going to matter, fml",Wouldnt be a Jags game without that. +Wait what who is third??????? Don't make me cry,Simmons +"Being raped/gang raped/sold by my SO. On the flip side, I'd love to set up an all-woman gang bang and watch my SO go all out. My fantasies make him a little uncomfortable.",Hi. +That's what I said.. Either essential or useless.,Whoops +Look at these Powerpuff Girls OCs that I found on deviantART,Why are all of them fucking bi? +"Yeah, they banned it because it's fucking annoying. I work with students and hearing **THWUMP** **THWUMP** **THWUMP** over and over again is enough to drive someone mad. It's also very distracting to other kids actually trying to do work. They also leave bottles on top of shelves, lockers, filing cabinets and other places they can't reach and it just becomes forgotten trash. I don't mind if they're doing it at recess or lunch, just during class is a no-no for me. I realize I sound like a huge curmudgeon but idgaf. Get off my lawn.","No one is stealing anything No one is getting hurt No one is being belittled or bullied It's not illegal It's only annoying .... and that's a kids job, to be annoying sometimes" +"Except now we have avenues of stable discourse, stability, and a higher quality of life than otherwise possible","yeah i can see how such stable discourse, stability, and a higher quality of life we have right now" +"I meant the actual fist collisions, which they did less. Not to mention that at that point Goku perfected his cancellation technique.","The cancellation worked by matching Beers's angle of attack, needless to say, unless Beers's abs can flex outwards to match Goku's punches, there's no cancellation going on when they're just fighting rather than clashing punches/beams/whatever" +Can my PC run SC? Hey all I know you get a lot of messages but I'm really wanting SC for xmas! AMD FX 6300 GTX 960 8gb RAM,"It will do for now, but you will need some upgrades down the road when the game grows in complexity." +Unless you're 50 you don't know the feeling,So like every WVU fan? +You and I are going around in circles. We will have to agree to disagree.,He's right though. +"I know, I'm asking if using nukes counts as declaring a surprise war because it triggered her agenda.","No, dropping an atomic bomb on a city isn't an act of war." +"I just updated and now I can't join or create parties, I'm getting something went wrong with your party. Try again later. [0x801901F7]",Me too +I'm supposed to be playing Fan o War but this one spy keeps kicking my ass,I'm pretty sure the God of War team is sponsoring these memes +I'm a Youthful 55 =),Damn kids. +Would you knowingly accept donations from ISIS to operate a soup kitchen?,"Money they send to a soup kitchen isn't used to kill people, so it's an interesting moral question." +I'VE PLAYED FOR OVER 7 YEARS AND NEVER EVEN GOT A WARNING. (EUW DIAMOND BTW),"SO YOU ALSO LIKE TO CALL PEOPLE BRAINDEAD, ASK IF THEY HAVE 2 BRAINCELLS AND WHEN THEY SAY LAG ASK IF THEY MEAN BRAIN LAG?" +No it's not bad especially for a ecchi harem but ya not that good.,yes a show that uses the god is dead plotline and does it well isn't good at all diff --git a/chunk65.csv b/chunk65.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..5179fa95b1f77caac6d38919940760b7565814ac --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk65.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1667 @@ +Input,Output +finally got my grail (ozweegos),"special ed core, even got the rose jean jacket" +it depends what the manufacture advertise it as. Theres no ATF definition of a flash hider or a muzzle brake.,"Still, it's probably better to get something that doesn't resemble an A2 birdcage in anyway just to save a potential hassle." +What's your favorite episode of any TV show?,Six Feet Under - Everyone's Waiting +I don't think they want her either.,Hillary can put her into her sex Slave system +"Whether or not the criticisms were warranted (some were, other's weren't), the middle of an election just isn't the time to attack your own party. See: Republicans and Trump",Are you saying that elected Republicans were more behind Trump than Democrats were behind Hillary? +You mean internal debt?,"Yes, you're right." +Shit at this point the U.S. Is looking like a sham too. Who actually has a true democracy?,"That's why america isn't a democracy, it's a democratic republic." +Elaborate.,Not willing to change their point of view even when it's obvious they made an erroneous interpretation. +Houston can pull p good talent. Its not like Purdue.,Sure but Kiffin's reputation as a strong offensive play caller came from when he was OC at USC and now Alabama. +"I plan on transferring to a University so they look at grades. I can come up with a good story though, it will be true too. Almost can't refuse a determined STEM major, especially a rare one.",what major are you going for? +Game Day Thread | Avs @ Blues | 3pm MT | PLAY THE BLUES AWAY Let's keep the winning streak alive!,Boy Varly sure is garbage hey everyone? +David Stockman warns both Trump and Clinton could lead to 25% sell-off. Stockman has washed his hands of everything in his portfolio except cash and gold.,"He did a great job as Reagan's budget director, too" +Indeed. Unfortunately you live in a country that seems to not understand that public funding (and the taxes that it requires) are a very important thing.,"Well, luckily I can spend my own pay to buy the supplies I need to do my job well." +I can give you one EM 2-3 ivs,"Only expected one person, so you'll have to wait a little bit" +So many people saying they don't feel sympathy because they were breaking the law what the fuck? Didn't know reddit had so much support for Egyptian authority...,This attitude doesn't apply to weed. +Gunman injures six in Houston before being killed by police,"If you can't count on Texan bystanders to blow away a shooter, I guess this arm everyone idea doesn't work so well." +Talk shit ^^about ^^whataburger get hit.,Chat shit get banged. +"Oliver Stone: 'I'll eat my (expletive) shirt' if Trump wins - TIME TO FOLLOW UP, MATE",The critical question here is the context in which fucking is being used. +How the fuck are all Muslims male,None of the males wanted to escort the women or children. +Yeah! There's literally a handful in the entire country who aren't! Like Graham and Kasich and Romney before last week and...that's about it. So it's only a 99.9999% chance that if someone says they're a Republican that they're a lying piece of shit who would sooner hand over the US to Russia than see a woman or black person treated with basic human dignity!,It's funny how you actually believe this +"This is a shot in the dark aswell, is it at all possible that The Giant Richtofen is alive? or is it maybe about Gersch (who i know very little about.)",Last Gen richtofen is alive +"If there were limited enough resources, then yes it would come to outright war. In fact, if I was on the show I would advocate for my team preemptively striking and killing as many of the other team as possible on the first night, while we are strong and fit, and when they don't expect it.",found the danger to society +Are there even any HomeKit garage door openers?,But... but Chamberlain has confirmed its strong and continuing relationship with Apple and that they will be supporting HomeKit. +"It is a myth that birthmarks are where you were wounded when you died in a previous life. Based on your birthmarks, how do you think you died in a past life?",Got shot in the ass during Nam +Wow! That orange pumpkin has more hot air in it than Donald Trump!,Yay politics +Q U E S T M A R K E R S,"The amount of time I have seen this reposted since Skyrim came out, across all social media platforms is ridiculous." +Wow just saw the ending of the ee for ZISL,They're plan is to keep Zombies In Spaceland for the next 4 DLCs and each DLC unlocks a new part of the easter egg. +I was 55003),Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades. +"Why did people think that BB caused the Bite of 87? I watched this video where the person said that BB grabbed Toy Chica's beak, put it on, and bit a child. Now this is why you use a rage flair ;)",THAT'S THE DUMBEST SHIT I HAVE EVER HEARD +Just posted her to r/percussion. Custom made and gifted to me by a friend. :),Very nice. +Shot heard round the world,"shiiiit quality, but it was a good, albeit a little lucky- haymaker of a hit." +God forbid a heel upsets someones feelings.,And causes a sponsor to see a drop in sales. +"pancho villa also from the Philippines is held in pretty high regard. Greatest flyweight of all time. went to 77 and 4 before his freak death at only age 23. its hard to say what could have been, but i would say him and manny are pretty high up on legends list.",Crazy that he could lead a revolution and still be a pro boxer +What underrated TV show needs more attention?,OA is pretty great +Because I have no cash?,Lets smash +aww yeah man no probs just plug that bad boy in and you got your sel- *BBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZRRTRRRZZZ*,"Don't worry it'll be fine, I'm sure of it." +Spunj discusses Valves new game CS Awesome,Where I throw my money at? +Which is the attitude most people had before the stream when it became obvious just how strong it is compared to the other faction stuff. Kazacus looks cool but seemed underwhelming in action.,A 2 hour stream of mock MSOG match ups isn't at all indicative of what the meta will become +"Come Home, American",Beautiful +Is this the Shitpost City?,"No, it's heaven" +"Should I buy GTA V or Just Cause 3? So today I opened Steam and saw two games that are on my wishlist went on sale, pretty good sales (Gta V has a 50% discount while JC3 has a 75% discount). Right now I only intend to buy one of the games but I'm not sure which one to get. I'm looking for a second opinion since I have one concern with each game. My concern with GTA V is that maybe it will get an even bigger discount on the winter sale. My concern with JC3 is performance, heard the port was mediocre at best. Which one should I buy?","idk where all the supposed performance issues on JC3 are at, on my friend's 980 at 1080p/high settings it averages 100 and usually doesn't go below 80. granted, he also has a 4790k/16GB so maybe it's RAM/CPU bound" +"they outsmarted you, deal with it, aim isn't everything you global prick",Please be +Is there any free/ cheap pool tables around? Or anything couple friends can do tonight around Sydney/ inner west?,What's that place in surry hills? +Favorite Quote by a ranger (past or present) It's my senior year and I need a few quotes for the senior page and what better than one or more Rangers quotes. Whats your favorite?,We'll win tonight. +"I didn't play for 4 months, when i returned...","just opened 22k package, i got 100k netcoin ~300 software 15 million and 116 booster" +"#Browns QB Josh McCown is a tough dude. He fought to harness the left shoulder and play today, even with the pain. Team said no.",I wish we could have had him a long time ago.... +Someone said Sundy launches wouldn't work at contested bases....,"We're soon gonna see a video like this except while it's flying through the air, a deci is going to club it..." +"Ughh this happened to me in 7th grade. I went from a sports bra to a padded bra, and thus the rumor started. Nope, it's just my boobs guys.","Amazing how boobs transform to their holder, isn't it?" +"Michelle Obama Attacks Hillary 'If You Can't Run Your Own House, You Can't Run The White House!'","Thank you, billslovechild, for giving us some quality submissions." +Incredible! I remember back in the Ralph Klein days when Alberta ha so many jobs that they had to close the mcDonalds because they just couldn't find people to work there. There were so many warnings against developing the oil sands too fast and not diversifying the economy... But the warnings were not heeded because short term profits were more important. Move to the Maritime provinces to look for work I guess hahah.,TIL the oil sands controlled global market price of oil. +Why was it down ? maintenance ? i am stuck in work you see,"Maintenance, yes." +"From debuting to #1 (Born This Way) to debuting to #15, the decline *sigh*",Not to mention that *Applause* still managed to debut in Top 10 when she was competing against *Roar*. +The original Biebs... what happened to him!?!?,I bet you don't even know he released his 4th album 2 years ago... +I have always felt like this doctrine was a joke. I'm glad someone agreed.,Where will they go? +"Kung butthurt ka, bakit deleted post mo?",Naah..i dont want to stoop on your level +Sources: Carlos ruiz being traded to mariners,I bet it's Seager. +Probably lost the fight.,Or he went through with the proposal. +Anxious for November 6th? I'm looking forward to it!,"I can't wait gonna be a fun game, the shit throwing in that game thread will be at new levels" +I don't accept the results of the GOP primary.,can we have a late term abortion of the nominee? +"What do you all think still requires the most development to be a success? In my opinion, it used to be developing a new metal alloy that is extremely resistant to oxidation for the hot oxygen-rich turbopump, which is operating at insane pressure to feed a 300 bar main chamber. Anything that can burn, will burn. We seem to have that under control, as the Raptor turbopump didn't show erosion in the test firings, but there is still room for optimization. Biggest question right now is sealing the carbon fiber tanks against cryo propellant with hot autogenous pressurization. The oxygen tank also has an oxidation risk problem as it is pressurized with pure, hot oxygen. Will almost certainly need to apply an inert layer of some kind. Hopefully, something that can be sprayed. If need be, will use thin sheets of invar welded together on the inside.","VX beginner's manual, some versions have neglected to include a core cleaning guide..." +You must have some really sexy legs!,Pics or it didn't happen +"I actually don't know too much about the bad parts of our past, but I guess that game where the fans kept throwing bottles?",Bottlegate would probably be my pick. +DID YOU JUST ASSUME YOUR LIVELINESS?!,"I made the same mistake as you, that joke is no bueno anymore apparently." +Ryan cuts Trump from Wisconsin event,Ryan has no one to blame but himself. +"As a young woman who lives here, it is out of control and terribly sad. Not just alcohol either drugs are rampant. The area of Saskatchewan that I live in is having an hiv epidemic and we are in a state of emergency.",Do you mean province of emergency? +"The end game of gun control is little to no civilian ownership of firearms. That's not even disputed by anti-gun folks. The Brady campaign is not going to pack it up and turn off the power if they get universal background checks All you have to do is look at other countries to see how far they want to go. Califoria gun control is not even there yet for them. We just banned most semiautomatic rifles. Most handguns are banned. Ammunition requires background checks, and there are huge fees to owning weapons.",That's because only the ruling elite and their henchmen can be trusted with deadly force +It seems Ford is the sentimental type after all.,I don't think so. +My dad met Nate Solder at a gas station in Ct.,Your dad is 1000000000000% a New Englander +Upcoming Maintenance,"Oh good, it was finished last month." +"It's super expensive. As a native I just don't see how I could provide for my kid the same way my parents provided for me. With student debt and price of housing it seems like a difficult task, for me.",Because when our parents were getting started the middle class still existed... +What kind of calculus is this?,American calculus +I did it,Is that chucks of shit? +I do not understand why this isn't at the top.,It is +Sneps? They're not snow mews anymore?,"Sneps is pretty standard now, yup." +A gallon of black hole sounds like a *very* dirty video,"yes, yes it does haha" +"What about the incest issue? So, you guys are the last two people on Earth. Fine. You two have bunch of kids (rather than you and baby number one both dying in childbirth, leaving him the literal last person on earth, for one of many other examples of why his plan is really dumb) ... so, who are your kids gonna fuck to have more kids to re-populate? Sorry, that's just creepy and gross, and very poorly thought out on his part.",Don't bring the Bible into this +My Grandfather wrote his own raps all the time. Here's a few of his bars.,This kid is going places +Not sure why you got down voted. Diet plays a huge part in why some people can't grow in,Probably the ectomorph part +A water bottle,You are currently not dehydrated. +An anglo-saxon yazidi leader of the roman band a dynamic mercenary company. Any idea where he came from?,At least he has a nice Latin name. +"It's possible it's both a software and hardware issue, in a way. Microsoft had a battery issue with the Surface Pro 3 that was eventually fixed with a firmware update. Only certain batteries were effected by the bug, depending on who made the battery. I feel like this could be a similar thing here, but Google is being silent and it's just frustrating. It may not even be the battery, it could be a different revision of some other hardware causing issues. I'm happy I did the RMA.",Hp TouchPad also required semi regular flashing of certain firmware files to fix issues. +How the fuck are there so many Christmas commercials already,It's November so obviously it's Christmas season +Seems worth the risk. You can earn money correct?,"Not really, no." +"I'm an U.S. Army expert level marskman. I confidently engage targets 600 meters away with my carbine and knock em down with just iron sights. 1 Yard = 0.914 meters That's a pretty long shot for a handgun though, so unless these guys are pistol expert I don't sweat this at all. Like a 100 meter target? I don't think I missed a single one of those during weapons qual...ever. Even when I was only in basic.",Hitting a stationary target is much easier than hitting 2 moving targets who fire back. +What's he changing his name to this year?,Fast Eddie. +"In Japan, is American muscle considered an import?","By definition, yes." +EVGA & Samsung Announce the GTX 1080TNT,"The sad truth is, most airport authorities think this is what GPUs (or PC Parts in general) actually are." +"With the Panthers, what caused them to go 7-8-1 in 2014, to 15-1 in 2015, and to now a struggling 3-5 in 2016. With the Panthers, what caused them to go 7-8-1 in 2014, to 15-1 in 2015, and to now a struggling 3-5 in 2016.",I think it was the dab that created all the mojo in 2015 +"Game Thread: Flames vs. Ducks **Drinking Game:** - Gaudreau tries to do it all himself and loses the puck - 1 drink - Monahan takes a slap shot - 3 drinks - D. Hamilton.Bennett stick infraction penalty - 2 drinks - Brodie/Gio make an stretch pass - 2 drinks - Backlund/Frolik force a turnover - 1 drink - Ferland hits - 2 drinks - Engelland looks like a pylon - 2 drinks - Wideman fucks up - 1 drink - Fight - 3 drinks **Bonus:** * Ice the puck on the PP - 3 drinks * Puck over the boards, delay of game penalty - 2 drinks","Welp, no better way to start the 3rd period down 2 goals then being on the PK." +I feel like your parents should teach you life skills and school covers the rest. Your parents teach you taxes and school teaches you calculus.,"Yeah, let's trust parents." +"Gotta take it with a grain of salt, if Rodgers continues to regress this won't be the case.","Dude Rodgers isn't regressing it's obviously Mike McCarthy, the guy puts Rodgers into stupid undermanned outgunned situations." +12 bills to watch if GOP takes Kentucky House,I can't wait for Kentucky to become Jesusland! +"Criticize the President and he'll criticize you back if it's warranted. Why is this a bad thing? The guy is objectively terrible at his job, his job is to protect the Carrier employees and he let all their jobs leave.",I'm not sure if you are aware how companies operate and jobs work. +"Also, in what world is Headley a disappointment? He's getting paid just $13M. What did people expect?",A clone of Gary +Beat down!,Hot sauce! +"My friend and I just launched a Pittsburgh themed apparel shop, check out Our Point Apparel",I'll put it out there... I didn't find any if those designs appealing. +Hot and wet,I see what you did there +"Trump is so strong, he lifted a construction worker with his bare hands.",That's a baby. +"Don't you put that evil on Billy and Elton. If they die, my brother will have a mental breakdown.",As will I! +Holy shit! He drew a closed mouth!,HE JUST SWITCHED THEIR MOUTHS BETWENE PANELS +Rampage draws Rashad in setting him up for a KO punch...line,Shieeet +When can we expect the next Nest Migration? August 22nd was the last time nest migrated. Could we expect another migration this upcoming week or maybe in two weeks?,16th +"Yeah, blame journalists because your nominee is the worst in modern history","Yeah, but what about Trump?" +Well they're not jackdaws.,*Captain America gif* I understood that reference! +Little Nero also makes a hell of a cheese pizza~,I prefer Little Caligula. +"WAS THAT SO HARD, NINTENDO? JUST AN ANNOUNCEMENT ANNOUNCEMENT? THIS IS ALL WE WANTED BEFORE THE NX WAS REVEALED!",I actually quite like their OKAY TOMORROW BOYS WOOOOO approach. +"Calm people of reddit, How are you so calm?",I have a good fap in the morning to relieve the pressure. +Seriously. There's a reason I put that goddamn claymore there you heathen.,You're human fucking scum and you're spamming one-man-army and noob tubes? +but non-resistant hot young OLs who don't reject your advances,And the train is packed with ladies that just want to have a go there and then. +me irl,Tinder irl +"From Fuck you Niantic! to FUCK YES NIANTIC! all in the span of 48 hours. It's crazy to think that I was watching this sub literally catch on fire with all the hate and salt at Niantic. I'm not saying the anger wasn't deserved, what with the lack luster updates but the announcement of a Halloween event, and it's sudden activation have turned this sub's frown upside down. Do you think this happiness can be sustained? I'm hoping that this event isn't a 1 hit wonder. Happy hunting folks.","By grabbing players into the game, this can potentially reduce gym stagnation since more people are willing to play and end those level 10 gyms and become beatable gyms." +Help me clean up my dry sift.,If you send it to me I'll clean it up for you. +"Coming from a more competitive player than casual, I'm glad you can't hear footsteps. Can't stand being sound whored.",Yeah let's just change half of the gameplay on how to detect an enemy so everyone can listen to music while playing. +Nazis were socialists genius,No they were NATIONALISTS +yasuo is fun to play against xd,ezreal is fun to play against xd +This meme was going to get here eventually. So here you guys go. (psd link in comments),I've actually bought no game on Steam since 2015. +Alas! Earwax!,"Ha, that and all of his passwords." +"rank 1 EG.RTZ smurf rank 2 EG.Universe rank 13 EG.Cr1t rank 13 EG.Zai rank 18 EG.Sumail God damn, it's temping to be EG fan boi.",If only tournaments could be played like pubs... ohwait... FeelsBadMan +"Yep, he's like a shitter Doomguard. He should be a 7/5 6 mana cost charge","Discard a card, If it was beast, gain 2/2" +He really did a fantastic AMA. The guys surprisingly sharp.,"Wait, there was a dQw4w9WgXcQ AMA?" +I can't believe Derek Anderson has been their best QB for the past DECADE....,That's just because RG3 went down +ECS tifo for Zach Scott before Sunday's game,"For those that don't know, Zach and his wife are both from Hawaii, thus the Hawaiian theme." +Every one of the nine ACC teams that are ranked or receiving votes in the AP Poll has a perfect record except Duke barely *ahem* Louisville,And now Florida State +Twitter,1 +If you have pets who dont take well to fireworks make sure they're looked after.,"Even really young children have a bad time, the amount of screaming children I have seen near Milsons Point over the years is any indicator to go from." +"Somebody should show them the chart from the 70's that was on here earlier in the week. If the funding had been supplied then, they projected that we would have had fusion by now.",Promises and conjecture. +"Not every yasuo player is like this, tbh never saw some yasuo player doing this. I am also a yasuo main, well he is my mostplayed champ. I dont do things like that.","As I said I'm sure most of Yasuo players are not like that, it's probably most a perceived thing (more or like it's the same with Riven mains) but still if I have to think I remember most of the Yasuo players in my games as annoying or toxic people." +Advice on traveling Chinese roads I'm planning a motorbike trip from Chengdu into Yunnan and Guangxi. I am a white foreigner and the bike is unregistered with no license plate. What is the police presence on highways or at the province borders? Have any of you done this before and had problems with the cops?,"I strongly recommend not doing this unless you have a proper driving license, proper plates and a proper registered motorbike with insurance." +I however read cum putter I assumed that it was like playing mini golf with your penis,"I read it that way, and I actually thought that was the joke." +Palace x Adidas first look,Revolutionary design +Preacher Mark Burns Storms Out of Interview After CNN Reporter Asks Him About Lies in His Biography,Such a fine example of a man of God. +Why is this even news?,So you can comment on it. +"You're forced to pay taxes, but you aren't forced to use public services. You can certainly take a principled stand against them. Of course since it's not very convenient, most people won't.",Obamacare is a public service and it is literally required to use. +Dead ISIS Soldier Gets Heart Ripped Out - And Eaten,That is fucking metal as fuck +"Well that's because supporting is infuriating. You stand behind, see what everyone is doing, see where they're dying..",Youre like the captain of a sinking ship watching everyone drown ;_; +But attacking it all day on a site like reddit is perfectly ok?,I never said it was no +"Every zipper pull wrapped in a tiny piece of paper and then a piece of tape perfectly wrapped around that. The amount of waste made a small part of me die inside! I miss the wonderful people I worked for (family-owned store, everyone there had worked there for like 30 years), and I miss the passionate industry I was a part of, but fuck I do not miss retail.",30 years in retail != passionate +Sucking the cook's cock,Too many cook's cocks +"Was worried about Talon rework, am now happy about Talon rework. Ty based riot.",Mhm wait until you see the bans in every game :( Don't know about your elo tho +"2.9% black... It's easy for a homogenous society to think they're better because they don't have to actually live with people not like them. America is one of the few countries that integrates minorities in a substantial way. It's ugly at times, but it's always improving.","America, where black lives matter is a controversial statement." +Ayyyye we gonna conquer Philippines now ;),History literally repeats once again. +Couldn't it be possible that there are two different groups of people?,"With almost 8 billion people on this earth, theres no way thats true!" +Exploring abandonned train tracks,"Huh, didn't know you could put clothes on a train track" +"Which antivirus would you recommend I was thinking of getting Bitdefender Antivirus Plus 2017, but is it good? Right now I have malwarebytes + windows defender.",Windows Defender and Firewall +Teach your children the alphabet this christmas,Original. +"So I just started Minecraft. Found a creeper in my house which caused me to yell at 1:30am Last night I'm playing, have a wooden house. Came up from mining a cave, opened the door there's a creeper standing beside my chest. He turns to look at me and starts sizzling. I know I'm boned. My parents, sister and niece and sleeping two floors above me. I scream BOMBACLOT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO at the top of my lungs. Boom. Walls and ground are in pieces, chest content all over the place. Spend the next while rebuilding house. This game is fun",bombaclot. +terrible fake,"I figured, thank you." +"EVs, IVs, and Hyper Training before or after the main game?",I wonder if the hyper training only applies to SM native born pokemon or can I transfer pokemon from XY to SM and hyper train them. +"During a gay date with two men, who pays?","The top, unless there's a power bottom in the mix" +"Fallout 4 sold 9:1 console to PC in the launch window, and that's not a predominantly console-focused game that wasn't hyped by the PC community.",How much is the relative ammount of games shipped if you divide it into Xbox:Playstation:PC instead of lumping all consoles into one group? +"But when the game is launched without the multiplayer feature, proud fans will say that it was *optimised* because CDPR cares about the gamer.",Cyberpunk 2077 pre-order could feature a huge living city and seamless multiplayer. +Kansas Ends Bad Economic News by Not Reporting It,Brownback's Kansas- a showcase of the great conservative failure. +Clinton is far more corrupt than Trump. There are books written about Clinton's corruption.,"From Breitbart, rofl... yeah reputable source" +"Grandpa felt bad that my monitor broke down, so he made a generous 15lb donation","It's marked as satire/joke so I'm not sure if this is true, but if so then what a sweet guy." +Why didn't you tell me that BEFORE I WROTE THE REVIEW!?,"Don't mean to tell you what to do with your money, but hopefully the pros you wrote is enough to justify a purchase." +"Yes, Donald Trump, The FBI Can Vet 650,000 Emails In Eight Days","Half the time was spent configuring `cygwin`, 10 minutes was spent running `grep` for classified, and then they're done." +It just needs a public option.,"Yeah, that's a minor change." +I don't think so. Iox3 has 150k kills with sirius. 60secondsNC has 100k with the sas-r. Less then 200 people have over 500 kills with the SVA-GG. So will DBG waste time like that again to have a small ammount of people buy it. Because it doesn't feel like they would right now.,You do realise that adding a gold texture weapon at this point in the game development could be done in a few hours. +It literally doesn't let him go to the gym and work on his upper body. That's the entire point of his disease. It's a disease not yet conquered by technology. He is 100% incapable of working out in the gym. Period. Comparing human ailment to the Lazarus Project is silly; they are two completely different beasts.,"Let's not forget that Cerberus doesn't have limitless funds (especially if they want to prep for the reapers), Joker was good enough to serve without Cerberus investing goodness knows how much to fix a so far incurable condition." +Christie said people who smoke Marijuana have no self control. So fuck that fatass.,"Can you imagine if he smoked, with no control over his eating habits" +"No, it definitely sounds like you contributed to it.",Ok cool +Who said they've got a team of them with blank cheques? I'm willing to bet I'm more close to correctly guessing.,I don't know scummy companies who underpay their employees are always the first to shell out for good lawyers.. right? +"Frequent crash's on mac I am experiencing frequent crashing on mac even after clearing the cache files on the related saves. Its not consistent when it does this sometimes i will play for hours no issues and then i do something like board the cyclops and it hangs but the sounds continue to play normally any suggestions on improving performance. I understand it is early access but wondering if anyone else is having the issue Mac (27-inch, Late 2012) 3.2 GHz Intel Core i5 8 GB 1600 MHz DDR3 NVIDIA GeForce GTX 675MX 1024 MB",i also started a crash report on the forum for this but their does not to be any equivalent logs to paste +Live SmackDown Live Discussion Thread - November 15th 2016 Welcome to the live thread! This'll be more fleshed out sometime between 5 and 6pm PST :P,........... did they just fucking cut away halfway through the ending commentary +"No, that is not the right way. What he did is perfectly fine. You need to go back to the internet police academy.",but but but muh view count +"I mean 2 points is about a single game on ladder (depending on where you are) or 2 games in an open tournament. I was able to average over 20 points per month in the summer (by going super hard ofc), so +2 from the bottom of 128 (and that's a ridiculously high estimate ... after thinking about it, its probably closer to +1 point) isn't actually that big of a difference. Most people made it in safely by top 50ing once and playing open cups (or finishing higher once and not playing open cups). The bar for 128 is pretty low, so there's no need to be afraid if you think you deserve to be there :)","Well, with your skill level it will probably not affect you that much, but the 128 bar is pretty low because not everyone is that skilled, so 1-2 points might very well noticeably affect the tournament." +"So, it's basically the south American Kappa? Ok good to know",Yeah +I mean...nice you landed 4 sigs in 15 seconds..?,"10 seconds, thank you very much." +Judgement Time,Holy shit that movie Dredd is beautiful +You're always on the enemy team,In other words Even if you are on my team you still assist the enemy +Anyone still holding out on the Single? Or am I the only one?,You are the only one out of thousands of orders. +Gate.,Banned. +"Not me. I'll be voting for Dr. Stein bright and early tomorrow. What ultimately sealed my decision was the DNC leaks, then I got all this mail from the DNC telling me a vote for Stein or Johnson just helps Trump...actively discouraging me from voting third party. I was appalled. I re-registered as an independent and cancelled my monthly contributions to the DNC as well. I can't reward them or blatant corruption, deceitfulness and lack of ethics.",but Trump is the only one suppressing voters +Time for ORAORAORAORA,yare yare daze +"Obama, EU leaders agree to stick together, stay tough on Russia","Continue my mission of antagonizing Russia, please!" +What weapon would your parents choose when beating you up?,Dildo bat. +I feel like someone would have to do or say something pretty egregious to warrant being called a cumdumpster. Saying it about some strangers shows an impressive amount of misogyny.,Sounds like something a cumdumpster would say +Did you just say that it's easy to counter him with 8 elixir? That's the problem the OP is talking about....,But you have a counter push. +"A whole week? Great win, but I think we might be losing the run of ourselves.",Might as well milk it while it lasts. +What's been discontinued or cancelled in your lifetime that you wish would make a comeback?,Vine +Well where are the political leaders from these armed groups?,In any number of unmarked trench graves. +"Coach Bielema spoke with the media today and got choked up when asked about Kyler Williams, a Springdale High WR who was killed in an auto accident Sunday.",Where is the full media interview? +Glass coasters,"those come built into the computer, idiot" +I see Yoba,I too am addicted to Stardew Valley. +1. Windows runs defrag all the time though... 2. Why would defragmentation slow down the system? It should only affect file access times but most of the time you're not doing that on modern systems (since you don't need the page file usually and since most of the time (e.g. with browsers) you're loading resources from the network).,It shouldn't run defrag all the time though because SSDs. +What's the best way to get Adobe premiere and other such Adobe apps for free?,Piracy +A Beetle for you?,"If anyone's getting the Skyline, then they're perfectly happy with driving a Datsun around." +"a lot above may be pushing it, gold is slightly above the average. emphasis on slight",Well at silver 1 I'm currently in top 33% so yeah gold is a lot ahead of most people. +Connie as Link. (Blog is NSFW),Every decent SU fanart blog seems to be NSFW :/ kinda annoying for dudes like me +The reason i feel it won't happen in the US yet is that the PTB want open borders and Americans would March down there and build the wall for free if this happens enough here. Just a theory.,Bikers for Trump & other groups would assist border patrol & ICE gleefully. +Wtf is going on there?,A group of reno 911 cosplayers at a parade are interrupted by a matrix cosplayer. +Exactly! I don't understand why people drink coffee when they add 10 sugars and 10 creamers,I like the way it tastes with sugar and milk +I think Memrise are trying to record dying languages,"Yes, Memrise is good too!" +"Ahahaha, I thought of it and I laughed so i posted it. It's even more funny now because it's being downvoted. Poeple took me serious.",Reddit is a fickle beast. +"It's one of the lesser acknowledged parts of the game but it really is like a boxing match or a physical chess game just like he said. I played both sides of the line in high school and it was always a blast trying to get in peoples heads and trying to anticipate their moves, and the guys that could read you right back and figure you out were always fun to go against.","Dude, they're just fat guys that run into each other." +Promising...,Clickbait at its finest +Android Auto: now available in every car,fucking...FINALLLYYYYYYY +Im not swedish sorry. Also its a hp 450 g2. They all have the same design tho,"Nah its ok, just wondered XD" +"But also old, and the phaseout affects no one over 55. Thanks boomers, we get that you just enjoy screwing over everybody else. You got yours, right? ~~Greatest~~ Least Generation right here, folks.","I think the proper clawback would be an extreme tax on inheritance, so as the Boomers die, their money goes back to the government." +"Wait if that was the first telephone, who was he calling?",The second one.... +Seahawks Fans! German Seahawks Fans need your help. We can Vote which game we can watch in Germany next weekend. Pats or Seahawks. Game On!,Voted. +Nursing - The Profession of Nursing,"Gee, thanks for sharing that website with all of that information that none of us have ever heard before." +Gal Gadot is a goddess,Technically she's an half god +Marquette King is the punter America deserves,"Great, the one position white people had a lock on is in jeopardy now" +"Ha, I doubt it.",Literally much +The Penguin video,"I don't understand, people say the side guy won but at the end he is the one who had an eye pecked out." +What the fuck do people think all that bribe money was for??,The whole world is rigged! +Packers are expected to be without workhorse RB Eddie Lacy for several weeks. It's more than a sprained ankle.,Fuck +when will this end,Tuesday next week +What's the worst 'snowflake' name you've ever come across?,Twin girls called Summer and Autumn with the surname Winters. +Ted Nugent grabs himself onstage at Trump rally in Michigan: 'I've got your blue state right here',"You stay classy, Nuge." +What else would it mean?,Some people tend to confuse it with requiring a sentient being see it. +"Ran my first Marathon dressed as Forest Gump, with no training.",I believe you OP +Upcoming new hero Drogorse leaked dev screenshot,Bojack Horseman Drogoz skin when? +Who the FUCK chooses quick attack over thunder shock against a bird type? Completely triggered. Also cool tech btw.,"Pikachu doesn't learn thundershock until level 0, but learns quick attack at level 10." +"They're not allowed to discuss it. They call that concern trolling. That sub is strictly for sycophants to pour adulation onto a man they've literally dubbed *God Emperor*. They are a cult now. All they care about are Memes, Pepes, Liberal Tears and MAGA!! You're never going to find any critical analysis of whats going on because its literally not allowed.","It's a meme sub for shitposting, not a political sub for discussing." +It was illegal to be jewish in Germany.,well shit +Teabagging Hanzo thought he would get potg but he made it into it anyway,Poor Handsoap +"That's the claim, but no one knows what those contingency plans are.",you have 3 days to download every game in your library haha +Lil baby baked as fuck bruh,Lit af fam. +"Wheres my desk? Oh, well its latitude and longitude are exactly the same. The altitude might be a bit different though.","whelp, better start digging" +I LOOOOVE UUUU NYSAC!!!!,C YU SON BOI! +"Not just useless stuff being made but complete waste of products. You hear all the time about entire crops being burnt or weeks worth of milk production being poured down the drain because it wasn't profitable to sell. Think of all the people that could have been fed with those products. Those products which used millions of litres of water, tonnes of fertiliser and tonnes of fuel to produce. All wasted because it wouldn't get someone enough money.",Also true. +why is this on the front page? this looks like every brisket ive ever seen...,"Because it looks fucking nice, that's why" +MLS's editorial video about Nigel De Jong's departure from LA Galaxy.,"He's a fucking CDM, god who tf let them make this" +"Just started renting and an ex-housemate has warned me about the landlord.. I've been told that nobody ever gets their deposit back, he had stayed at the apartment for 4 years he said there was always 'some reason' and nobody get their deposits back. What can I do to protect myself? If you do not pay rent, how long do you have to cough it up before you're evicted? I was told I should just not pay my last months rent to make up for the deposit that i'll never get back, but i'm paying monthly in advance.. any ideas?",Wiesbaden? +Is it just me?,Yes indeed this is NSFW. +"Running the bike is the logical thing to do when you ate out of gas, running straight through the patch is what makes him an asshole.","Yeah, because the first thing you want to do when you're already out of breath is go an extra couple hundred feet out of your way when you don't have to." +Maybe when he got there it wasn't crowded.,This is only an excuse if he is blind +Team Assassin moves on,I was really confused until I realized that it was Bulba holding the NP scythe +Jesus I was in that part of town just now. Did you report it?,"Yep, went through all the proper steps." +"I will be very interested to read about the inner workings of his campaign once it's all over. Already, the leaks and interviews that have been coming out of it are insane. Aides talk about how they have to manipulate him into thinking things are his idea or he won't do them and constantly talking him down from a cliff. I honestly wonder if he isn't getting dementia or something because of his inability to focus or accept the realities around him.",Is that possible without exposing themselves to lawsuits ? +"Riven, Thresh, Yasuo.",Silver +"A PS4 Pro capable of 4K ~~costs $400~~ doesn't exist. We should start making ridiculous claims for consoles as well. Like you have to spend $3,000 on a TV if you want to play on console.","Hello, I'm Sean Murray, and this is my new console line..." +"Icon Hey so this is probably a pretty dumb question, but how do you get an icon next to your name is this subreddit?","It's called Flair Look on the right side-bar, under subreddit information you'll see a place to edit your flair." +Neat! But hit registration fix when?,"Yes please, that would make the ult much more consistent." +Will Fuller to be a game time decision,Not for anyone's fantasy lineup tho... +"He was living in about 4 inches of green, thick water when i found him. He measured about 8-9 inches long at the time. I don't think he would have lasted another day. I got him into a bucket of water asap, and took him home where i had a 35 gallon aquarium. He quickly ate all of the little guppies I had living in there, and from that day on, the tank belonged to Rosco. He would even kill snails I put in there. He was never aggressive with me though. I had him for another 5 years. He would follow you as you moved around the room, and would float his body sidways on the top of the water so you could scratch him. I could place my palm upside down in the water and he would swim in and let me lift him out. Crazy damn fish. RIP Rosco.",Roscoe killing anything in the tank is probably a good indicator of how he did survive where you found him for so long. +"Interesting that people who make less than 20k tend to be the one who are against it. Interesting that cyclists are more in favour of it than public transit users. I suppose public transit users are afraid that it will get more crowded than before, and no relief line is coming until another decade. Or maybe cyclists and walkers are downtowners that thought they wouldn't be affected by it, just wait until they see their roads flooded with cars.","It might also be that cyclists and walkers will see their safety improve if people drive less, whereas that isn't really an issue for public transit users." +Jmods can you please transfer a bond i accidentally bought on my ironman to my main?,If all else fails use gp to make it a tradable bond and just use it on the account you want to use the bond on +What argument do you commonly hear that makes you shake your head in dismay?,"Yeah but still.... And its runner up, Fair is fair!" +I didn't have any psychic types until the legendary so having a psychic Magmar was awesome!,I had Raichu so the Psychic TM was beyond useless +I was thinking of all the shit I could do with 40k....people these days.,Like moving. +We'll punish 90 if you punish your LB who choked Lamar at the bottom of the pile..,He didn't choke anyone and Lamar punched him in the throat +Ew they're gonna intimate with me?,"no, thats clintons army of homosexuals who are gonna rape every man they see." +"Ran 3 miles, my longest distance since before kids (they're 5 and 2, so it's been a while!)",And were the kids you ran before impressed? +Whatcha got bitches?,You look like an experiment gone horribly wrong. +No more tokens next year so they did open up the engine rules.,"I know, I was saying just open them up, not change a load of aero regs as well." +"You know, I'm gonna go against the grain here and say that I prefer fancy ketchup. Don't get me wrong; spicy ketchup is the bomb, but fancy ketchup is the bomb diggity. The OG. The perfect match for my perfectly-breaded chicken tenders. It makes for an amazing meal.",Make sure you get one with the number 5 on the bottom. +Update: Stranger Things are happening at Funko HQ!,We need Chief Hopper. +I don't think cats can smoke,Animal rights breh +Elementalist Lux teaser video,Thought they were releasing a new skin not another chroma pack +Or by their sponsors.,That too. +"Without saying the name, what is your favourite TV show?","Welcome to the trip, man." +My son is 12 and fly a phantom and a racing drone (at a convention),OK. +Barzal is such a beaut,Who drafted that scrub +Au dreptate. DNA-ul face in marea majoritate dosare politice. Sa faca ce vor. Lumea o sa voteze cu cine trebuie in final.,"Sa inteleg ca furtul e actiune politica, de la o anumita cifra in sus, sau cum?" +"It clearly isn't real you conspiracy theorist! So what if a few dead folks register to vote, it's only voter fraud if the votes are cast, which they weren't. (And you'll never know because it's a secret vote.)",Dead people deserve the right to vote too. +Well ya but what specifically,"literally being in charge of compiling all the analytical data he can and finds useful for the team, and making it presentable to Sakic and the Coaches and possibly even the players." +"I got 20% haste myself, anything above 15% seems like your treshhold though. I'd say mastery is the lesser important stat of those 2 btw.","25% haste is more of the threshold level as it brings your DS cooldown from 16S to 12S, allowing much closer to 100% uptime." +"I use it from the start until I find literally any other relic - yes, even the one that gets you the increased booster burn.","dude the afterburner is great for traveling around the map, i always quick switch to it when farming places." +"It is a fact that certain tribes, such as the Cherokee, Choctaw and Chickasaw, engaged in chattel slavery and traded slaves with the European settlers. Kinda ruins this kumbaya story.","You are using facts, they do not." +Maybe you should have added that this question was coming from them.,"It's in quotes, which means OP was quoting someone or making fun of someone, not posting it themselves." +"A private security guard can tell you to leave and/or tell you to stop filming but I doubt they can confiscate your personal property. My reply would have been I'll wait here while you call the police if you feel I've committed a crime, otherwise you have no authority to detain me.","If they don't let you leave without handing over your phone, or you camera's memory card that is technically kidnapping as they are detaining you for ransom." +"Thank you for sharing this, I honestly had no idea what I was getting into by reading this. Amazing article, I'll be thinking about this all day.",It deservedly won the Pulitzer. +Press F to pay respects F,G Fuck +"Just found Etsy as a CONSUMER. And oh my god thank you all you hard-working independent sellers. What a fantastic website and a wonderful place to promote creativity. I'm buying all this amazing hand-crafted stuff and have never felt so giddy in my life. This is honestly the type of website I've needed in my life for a long, LONG time.",Welcome Today is the last day for new customers to get $10 off $50 purchase Also American Express has an $8 off $40 deal for the holidays +What are your FIFA 17 unpopular opinions? I'll start. If you need more than 2 lots 8 chances to win a daily knockout then you shouldn't get to play in it because you are clearly not good enough.,Momentum exists. +"6. Rubio 7. McCain We can dream, right?","I'd like to see Rubio kick it because while I want the senate to stay red, Rubio has no business running for president if he's not willing to do his job." +"Hey, I'm right there with you. I know that Raiders and Chiefs fans have had some Fuck the Broncos jerks in the past, but honestly, there's no one else in the AFCW I'd rather jerk with... er uh... Fuck the Raiders.","I can agree with you there, but bruh, last year the donkeys sub was coming in here and acting a complete fucking fool." +#goodcooking,"Finally, a display of the appropriate amount of gravy one should use for their meal." +FBI Review Turned Out To Be Nothing; Director Says No Charges For Clinton,What a surprise... +"Calling u/jackcolours , it's time for you to follow through on your promise...","Oh look, it's this joke again" +Teams with double snipers. PLEASE STOP. Multiple times tonight in ranked placements on a team with 2 snipers. 1. That's never a good idea. 2. That's a super fucking bad idea on offense. Sorry I am tilted as fuck trying to do anything with 1/3 of my team not even involved in the actual game. Please. Stop.,Ana's better on offence tho :c I don't even use the scope 80% of the time when I'm focused on healing unless there's a Pharah off ahead that needs a dose +"If only he'd thought to change his name to Hugh Williams, they all would have died and he would have been rescued.",HUGH WILLIAMS WOT? +Potential deal to sell unused Wapato Jail in the works,New movie: We Bought A Jail +Then move on.,Not until after I laugh at people who complain about media bias while continuing to return straight to the source of that bias. +How is this the fault of the left? I don't know where you've made this connection? The current government is a tory one and these laws too.,"Because restricting free speech gets support from the left, it's what the authoritarian right want, so if the left aren't fighting against it with the libertarian right they're encouraging it to happen" +You woke up as David Bowie in the 1970s. What do you do?,Not get cancer +How many questions does it take to complete a thread?,42 +That botched special teams play will be blamed on Geno postgame.,"I mean, when it comes down to it, you have to put the blame on the leaders of this football team and Geno has got to do better." +I really wish people would stop throwing around the title Christian like you are some superhero.,That is a very unchristian thing to say. +Is that confirmed? Google dates all show TBA but that would work out amazingly well for me!!!,"the time is TBA, but the day is confirmed." +"I wear Bronze 56k and Alex Olson's brands, 917 and Bianca Chandon. That's pretty much it because I source Supreme for most of my wardrobe, pants, work shirts, jackets, etc... I'm a big otaku/video game nerd, retro and modern so outside of clothes most of my extra money goes to nerd shit.",I used to play a lot of video games but school been getting in the way +"What can I expect at events thrown by Resolute, cityfox, Rinsed, Blk market, and Unter? I'm interested in attending an Unter event later this year. I've read some stuff about events by similar promoters and it seems like there's a lot that goes on at these parties. Others that have gone to these events also detailed some interesting things they saw at these events when I was talking to them. Overall, what's been your experience with these events? I'm just looking to go and dance, maybe grab a few drinks but I don't plan on taking anything else. I just want to make sure I feel safe throughout and can dance without having to pay close attention to people trying to do harm because they are under the influence. Also I don't know if there are bouncers or security guards.",Once you start going to these types of parties you'll probably never want to go to terrible places like Webster Hall or Meatpacking/Chelsea again. +PSA: LG Battery future markings,Good thing I buy my 18650s for my flashlight +"It's part of his plan. He can't unload everything into her at once. There's three debates, he has to make it last, otherwise, they'll pull the, Oh he said that already lol card. The man is a genius at sinking campaigns and debating, let him work.",It's a shame we don't have a conservative moderator for one of these. +"My bernie dad has been feeling lonely lately.. I said there was plenty of room in the basket but,",tell him Trump and Bernie stand for a lot of the same things +I remember checking it out but couldn't get into it.,"The prequel (the one the bot link) is just MC route to what he is on the sequel (the one i try to link), SpinyBack finally catch up and complete the manga (mostly the big issue was the skipped chapters)" +Why can't I enter site without password? I am interested in checking it out,prochemsreturns +"This dude has the real-life equivalent of Akashi's Emperor's Eye from Kuroko no Basket, but is also in the real-life equivalent body of Kagami. Not fair.",whaaaaat +"Women can be anything, except for president Lost my shit","Except for President of South Korea, Chancellor of Germany or Prime Minister of the United Kingdom." +"Oprah gets upset when That's So Raven actress Raven Symone, looks past color division to call her self an American.",Oprah responded +"I believe in due process and the constitution, sorry. If it's good for us it's good for all.",This is due process just every law abiding citizen is the police. +"Zelda delayed, Mario delayed. Announce Wii music 2 and a port of AC: Amiibo Festival.",Can a Mario game that has neither a title nor release date really be delayed? +"Of course, that's debatable. I personally find Marvel better right now, quality-wise. But the prices for each issue is sort of keeping me away from some of them.","I'm just sayin overall people are preferring DC stuff, Rebirth is satisfying old fans and new while Civil War is a confused mess." +They left out so many of the datamined changes these posts aren't very useful.,"I noticed they didnt mention the nerf to 99% of sorcerers abilities... because why the fuck would that be in the change notes, right?" +"Kalle found in USNW This is a trap, Buff Hydra","nice try kid, getting upvotes isn't that easy." +A fun treat for my daughters school 'Cookie Day'. Smarties Sugar Cookies!,They turned out very nice :) +Obligatory Brewmaster pick after PPD revealed that the pandas get the Sven ult buff too. So now you have 7 Svens. It will never happen in a pro game but that's hilarious/broken.,Does Sven aghs work with meepos? +"Ten seconds into every race, someone flips the idiot switch.",Can someone tell me how to use one a car that is not one of the default ones for these stunt races? +Fr. Pavone Placed Human Corpse on Altar to Get People to Vote for Donald Trump on Live FaceBook Video,Let's hope the IRS does it's job and strips this guy of his tax free status. +fall dad fail,How to know you're not the favourite +Oh no! Castros dead!,#OH +Man uses a car wash hose to chase away hijackers,"Typical, the timer runs out just when you need it most." +Maybe like a Trevor lewis,"I really hope for the price we paid he doesn't turn out to be a Trevor Lewis, I mean those players are a dim a dozen in free agency." +Using sanchez as a starter vice reliever,"Are we sure that's Shatkins, that seems like something that would likely be the manager's call?" +"Why does everyone need what Casey wears/uses? Kinda funny that a dude that preaches being unique and having your OWN style/thoughts/feelings, that his fans wanna copy everything he does/has in his life. Clothes, headphone, shades, shoes...",monkey see monkey do +"Old info, but 5 years ago the HOA in the Grove Park subdivision was horrible. Certainly part of the reason we left there. They may have improved, but I am certainly a non-HOA kind of person in any case.",grove park is crappy....there are other subdivisions in the area that are much nicer...mostly as you get closer to the miami/glenwood intersection +"Well, maybe its not like hotel California after all...",Thought so +"Web Warriors (2014) - enter the world of hackers like Mafia Boy, a 15 year old high school student who rose to infamy in 2000 by causing millions of dollars in damage after single-handedly shutting down internet giants - including Yahoo, Amazon, eBay, Dell, eTrade, and CNN.",So who hired him after he was caught? +Where can I even watch it?,I watch it on Logo whenever it's on +**Don't we have the best women?**,wow (the one on left) +What? Isn't the FNaF3 code 359248?,"Oh shit it is, for some reason on the...oh, my mistake I looked a wiki, I'm a idiot" +"Butcher can hit for well over 700 damage late game. Adding that onto Hamstring makes it a huge, instant AoE nuke comparable to Flamestrike damage, with a 4 second or 3 second cooldown if talented. Furnace Blast at level 20 would total about 1800 damage, which is almost half the HP of most squishies. By itself.",Still barely tier-3 hero. +"Is your portfolio exclusively UVXY, TVIX and JNUG,","What, yours isn't?" +"A wish who makes all COD Zombie Players happy! I think 3arc should bring a Standalone Zombiegame out with all COD Zombie Maps from all of the 3 Black Ops games. With an HD Remake and some new Features, maybe new Maps with Spin Off Persons (Playing Samantha or Maxis) or something like that would be cool. Guys now it's just a dream, but in a few years it may be realistic.",atvi says no +Pro Zionist propaganda,"State-sponsored by Israel, and funded by US taxpayer dollars" +"I'm asking for one clear, specific example.",#WakeUpSheeple! +Staying on 9.3.3. Anyone with me?,iOS 9.3.3 still works fine +The same people who mock you when you tell them that Dragon Ball Z is your favorite anime...,Psh Dragon Ball Z isn't real anime +You cannot at this time. User ITT mentioned January.,"January 2019, amirite?" +"like someone dies from a trap set by a previous victim? So for example in chapter 2 someone sets up trap to kill someone, but it never gets used, but in chapter 3 someone sets it off and dies?","Someone poisons a random apple in the food stock, and 3 chapters later, someone dies of poison while everyone is eating :p" +I'd be more concerned about figuring out how to play underwater,"Something, something, at least deflated balls won't float, right?" +"An entire generation has grown up with kill yourself being a generic insult online. They don't even think about the implications. It's just a meaningless phrase to them, like fuck off or get lost.",Oh that li'l wankers should gulp bleach and kick rocks. +"Because she's an Alien from the planet Glamtron. That was my interpretation of it anyway, she was going for Avatar realness.",She couldn't do green because Toddy wouldn't stop humping her leg +This fact came up too many damn times in 2 years of highschool Biology,"Maybe if you'd paid attention to the other stuff in class, you could've passed it the first go round." +That's not what my sources say.,Then your sources are wrong. +Hahah its amazing watching you flip flop.,Please provide evidence of this flip flop. +Fronnie?,Has shipping gone too far? +Hey guys I found Sombra before she joined the Overwatch Team,Who is that? +How is Alarak's Winrate still so low? Don't the pros like him? Seems like most of his major weaknesses have been patched up but HotSLog has him at a 47% in Diamond and Masters.,"Alarak is hard to learn, but what really holds his win rate back is teams still don't know how to do draft and play with him." +"Torn between decadence AZ and countdown nye Money isnt an issue, really good friends going to both what do i do :(","If money isn't an issue, go to one event on the 30th and fly out to the other on the 31st :-)" +Incendiary nades huh... that's Capitao. But I like what you're thinking.,"I was thinking something more like the incendiary grenades from CSGO, where it is a blanket of fire, rather than a cloud of fire." +"Oh cool, let me know how it is when you get in a car accident and snap your rod.","Get out of here with your gay sex euphemisms, r/drama is a wholesome subreddit." +The PS4 now starts at $299 What do you think this will mean for the Switch? The competition is tougher now than ever.,I think the Switch at launch can go down to $289.99 absolute minimum. +or because you lack a sense of humor ;),Have you considered worshipping at the Church of Euthanasia? +This COWARD dodged the draft 5 TIMES. Lets remind r/the_dunces of the COWARD they're voting for!,That makes him smart. +Is Skyward Sword still worth playing?,"No, all the Zelda games are terrible, that's why we talk about them so much." +You're welcome.,"Sorry, forgot the" +Only Frost has it now,makes sense +"If money wasn't an object and you could do anything you wanted with your life, what would you be doing?","I'd keep my job because I love it, but I would also do things like buy a house for myself and one for my parents, travel, give it away to a few charities, start my own philanthropy, etc.." +I cannot downvote you enough.,"sorry, I'll contact Reddit about that." +"I wasn't arguing Montgomery versus Freeman, but your analysis was just a lie.","When presented with facts that clearly prove you wrong, always double down and resort to sarcasm." +"3 wouldn't happen, Trump supporters would be too busy at their jobs.",But the wall has not been built yet. +Apple innovated the touch bar from lenovo,so courageous +"How is this a foul? From the looks of it, Ramos hardly touched him. The Japanese player took advantage of it and threw himself to the ground to try and get Ramos the red card. Maybe the video assistance technology was useful: it proved Ronaldo's goal from the America game was onside. Otherwise, many people on this thread would probably argue it was offsides because Ronaldo and Real Madrid. Nonetheless, respect to the Kashima Antlers for playing very well. They took advantage of Real Madrid's weak moments and scored great goals. Leave it to Ronaldo to give Real Madrid fans a heart attack up until overtime.",you blind? +Blues don't want you to remember the Winter Classic jersey leak,Is it just me or has the Blues' social media game been more entertaining lately? +[THIS IS BEAUTIFUL](/triggered),[YES](/triggered) +Not surprised people are down voting this even though it has good intentions behind it. Of course this subreddit is an echo chamber (can anyone deny this? Yes of course people will) so people in this subreddit are naturally hostile to the idea of actually listening to people who don't agree with them 100% on everything.,Judging by your submission history calling anybody else trapped in an echo chamber is a hilarious contradiction +"Detox should've been in the bottom for the talent show. A bikini isn't a look, singing auto tune, slapping paint on your ass, shaking your ass, and beating a drum isn't a talent. I love her, but Coco, Adore, and Phi Phi actually performed a talent.",Coco....okay... +Keenum 0-7 when he throws over 250 yards,"Well duh, I mean is it even physically possible to throw that far?" +Pretty cool street art,Should be called The Cost of Mass Immigration +What is something YOU do to try and make the world a better place?,Suicide. +"We do, when it is healthy. Had a friend struggling to gain weight. Celiac disease is a pain. But through careful management, she reached a healthy BMI and her friends celebrated with her. But nobody is going to congratulate you for gaining another 50 pounds when you're already morbidly obese. Great work eating that extra steak every day.",Think of them gains bruh. +Shotgun Discharge & Armor Detail (Star Citizen alpha 2.6),I'm assuming you were getting maybe 1-1.5fps while taking this screenshot haha +Huuuge! 9200 fraudulent votes found in one county in Nevada and is closing the gap fast,And libtards act like voting fraud isn't a thing. +"No, you hear gunfire. The gif is silent so the animation hints the sound was present, even though we don't have the sound.",That's why I said he **heard** him fire from the fucking platform in my first fucking comment. +"Why are the Glove Case thumbnails so different from the actual weapons? I've inspected several weapons that were on the market, and checked csgostash, and many weapons including the SSG and MP7 look nothing like their thumbnails. Possibly rushed case?",Did you check your settings? +What is the strongest opinion you hold?,"I'm going to guess, based on these comments, English isn't your first language." +"I am Max Stirner, author of the Ego and Its Own. AMA! I decided to rise from the dead because mortality is merely an abstraction which I refuse to subjugate my ego to. I'll answer any questions you guys have. ^Except ^for ^you ^Karl, ^fuck ^you, ^I ^loved ^Engels ^first.","fuck, marry, kill: Jean-Paul Sartre, Rosa Luxembourg, Huey Newton" +They were very careful not to extend the flyover for another 100m and show how close the lines are to South Yarra station.,"Considering the feds want it to include an overhaul of South Yarra station and the state government doesn't, I'm guessing the company handling the project right now is leaving that end particularly ambiguous for a reason." +"Voltaic Oceans predictions With The Stage, we got the first taste of the upcoming album. As the song clocks in 8:33 minutes, it's safe to assume there will be more longer songs on the album. It could be possible the album will only feature longer songs, we'll see. So based off of The Stage, I think the album will be pretty diverse and progressive, and hopefully it has that aggressive edge to it (the last 2 mins of Buried Alive, Not Ready To Die, God Hates Us). I expect the album to be a some sort of mixture between City of Evil and Nightmare with some new elements. What do you guys think?","We're gonna get gravy, baby." +Aww such AMD bias! :p,"You aren't a NoVideo user, are you?" +can we just talk about that mccree there,The DeadEye was the cherry on the top. +I'd play a videogame where cruise ships and tankers are careening wildly into a calm harbor and you have to bodyblock them with tugboats and guide them into their slips like a Rocket League player making an aerial goal.,Tugboat Simulator 2017 +Today recipe sweet veggie burger,What do you use to bind it together if you're vegan (instead of egg)? +"Hey guys, do your worst :-)",I can't tell whether or not you're trying to look at the camera lens. +Scammed,you can't and you can't +Florida voting already surpasses entire 2000 election total,You got this Florida Man! +"Clicked on the post, saw the sidebar, went man where the hell am I, looked up, *cringe*",Definitely one of the worst threads I've ever seen in that sub +What would be the fallout if it was discovered that 9/11 really was carried out by the united states government?,The tidal wave of smugness from obnoxious conspiratards would level a few states. +He's got two years left.,oh well um dang +Update to the Western Co. failed social media saga,how she made it this far in life with that attitude is nothing short of a miracle +Has she been wanting this for a while? Perhaps she is just getting to a place where she can justify the cost,Or work uo the nerve my mam has been working up the nerve for a tatoo for the past 3 years and hadn't got there yet even tho she picked what she wanted. +2meirl4meirl,What's up with the Dixie cup background +I too have an old msi card with a cool heatsink. Radeon 9250,REPOST! +"This is why the legal voting age is 18. Kids are extremely gullible and easily manipulated. Personally, I'm voting for trump because he's going to lower taxes, and make the US a world power, and end poverty, and end world hunger, and probably make me a millionaire during his first year in office.","oops, you dropped this:" +Alarming Bed,BeDSM... Bed S&M. A new form of porn. +Bono made Glamour's Women of the Year list,"Well, does he identify as a woman?" +Membrii Guvernului Canadian,Fara legatura cu Romania. +"maelstrom won't be able to do it by itself, because there's a decent chance that a lot of them will be buffed out of range, even with spell damage. also, dragonfire won't be able to do it by itself because a lot of the good low drops will cycle or have divine shield or something. not that board clears won't be very good, but the deck I'm imagining will have lots of ways to bounce back with card draw","Suddenly Shadow Word Horror might not be so bad if this kind of Palafin gets out of hand even more with pin size potion or what's the name of that card, Priest will hard counter this kind of deck" +"My wife and I frequently split meals at restaurants, especially in America where the portions seem to be made for elephant-sized creatures.",Proportions seem right to me... you'll never hear me complain about getting too much food at a restaurant +It's fine. I just wish I spoke Polish.,Funny that +Which song is 10/10 for you?,"Careless Whisper, anyone who says not can suck my dick" +Did a mural in my bedroom,It's like the whole content of No Man's Sky right there in your wall. +"Well, at least we can all agree that Mizzou is the worst.",The fact we shut them out two years ago and they still went to the east.. And I have a coworker who is from Mizzou and I despise him... Not for that reason but it just adds to the hate. +"You can have 2 CV's at lower tiers, can't specify the tiers at the moment, but I'm 100% certain there can be two in the like Tier 5-6 range.",Up to T7 there can be 4 cvs total +I misunderstood him because you're being confusing? Now you're really trying to be confusing :X,ay +She opens the ball by declaring how feminist Islam is by letting women stay in the kitchen and disallow any individualism.,"Being equal to half that of a man, that's some pretty egalitarian stuff there too." +Why is Darth Vader SHORTER than Kylo Ren??,Literally uncollectible +Totaly looks like Geralt from the Witcher,"Every time I see this pic, it's the only thing I can think about." +"That is a feature primarily found in Japanese imports, not American cars, and is a function of automated seat belts that were a sort of fad in the 1990s.",Ford seemed to be a fan of them in the 90s (at least in their escorts) +porn,Well that was concise +I've heard that some servers in South Korea will immediately ban those who use this sort of emblems.,I wonder why. +Current PC Setup before I change a few things. (Yes the console will be moved),"Post the after pictures when you're ready, actually kinda curious :)" +Its more like a 3/3 for 2 isn't it?,Not unless you have energy sitting around before you attack. +A shame Anna News isn't operating here. They'd be able to get right to the front of the fighting.,"I hope vicenews there, their documentary always good and high quality." +I'm a cop. How do you think I feel on Reddit? :[,STOP KILLING BLACK PEOPLE +it looks like they are just showing off their screaming skills in front of you isn't that exactly what they do basically in the actual game? lol,"Not really, they are supposed to kill you." +What do you guys think is better for PvP in this case? Should I go for increased pvp dmg % (4.5% increase in this case) or go for more overall dmg and damage reduction%?,Whatever lowers your lag the most +"Welcome! We are glad to have you. Hopefully most of the 2,000 churches that they seek to build in the Sudan will have kitchens so that *some* good could come from them...",Thanks :-) .. hope these churches aren't being built to provide more choice to paedophile Padres... +"There is Jessie, there is Vogan, Turbo, al0t, where is Dogu?",and Yemen? +If that was true wouldn't they just rage in front of the camera. Instead some seem to step out of the room and come back few minutes later. How is that natural?,"It's natural to have a break to reconcentrate, rather than yell at an inanimate object." +"Elon Musk says people should receive a universal income once robots take their jobs: 'People will have time to do other things, more complex things, more interesting things'",People are fine with robots taking their jobs but not Mexicans +I combined my hobby and engineering degree to set up vertical monitor,"D'ya have access to an actual brake, or do you just believe in an aggressive use of pliers?" +**wub^wub^wub^wub^wub**,all the way up +When everything just goes right...,USP-S with extended mag attachment +Defense NEEDS a few stops..,We need to channel Woodson. +"They support those exercises out of Lakenheath. So if you go there, there's a good chance you could be the CO for them.",That would actually be pretty legit. +It generally is. Most of the legends of comedy are British lol. Much funnier than Americans making pee pee and poo poo jokes.,Yep because all American jokes are washroom jokes just like all Brits have bad teeth +"They could maybe do some kind of fall event, or just do something in November.",Maybe a Halloween one. +las calles **son** un cagadero,No con esa actitud. +"Look at my post history. This place has been my home. But, sadly, I can no longer vote for Trump. Because I just cast my ballot for him during NC Early Voting! #MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA",Kek! +That's why my deadlift bar is solid gold. For the gainz,Capital gains? +I don't think that's a country though.,I thought they were an anarcho-syndicalist commune? +"Aero Chord, Excision, Slushii, Pegboard Nerds, pretty much anything from the record label Monstercat",Deep in the night by PBN and Snails is a banger +Jungle also: Split push,"Really, I thought that was the BMing Nox's job?" +Anyone else playing Gwent? What are your impressions so far?,"I was really looking forward to getting a closed beta key, after reading some of these comments...nah I'll just stick to hearthstone." +*OHH SUNOVABITCH*,*EVEN MY IMMEDIATE FAMILY BOUGHT IT* +Adorable Kids dacing on Rap,"Well then, that's normal." +Ann Coulter Sparks Outrage With Pro-Trump Tweet Recalling Nazi-Era Racial Purity Laws,And the emmy goes to.... +Who says dvd drives are useless?,Someone really has to get around to making a PC cupholder. +"How to find a GOOD personal trainer/fitness coach? Hi hows it going, Before people jump in and say im being lazy, hear me out.. The way I see it, i want to get jacked as fast as possible (without steroids). Having someone push you past your boundaries is undoubtedly the best way to accomplish something. Thats why you see all these movie stars (zac efron etc) get jacked so fast.. They have trainers laying out their workout, diet.. Tracking progress and holding them accountable. The problem is finding a GOOD trainer.. Someone who can properly push me during workouts, log workout progress, take before and after measurements of muscle size, give me a comprehensive diet plan and hold me accountable. Most trainers ive found are either A. College meatheads who dont really give a fuck except earning a buck or B. The type of trainers who train moms during the workday while their kids are at school. How can I find someone legit? Im from Long Island.. I know theres Bev Francis gym and some others.. But I have some money to invest in a trainer and am not happy with my progress doing this by myself. Thanks.","You say you don't want to use drugs, yet you use celebrities as examples... You realize most celebrities have taken some form of PED's, right?" +Can we even trust what he said then if we can't trust what he says now?,Damn. +That's my life motto,me too thanks +Read: House of representatives.,I still don't get it... +Yea I've heard that one if the reasons Gohan and Goten got sidelined in thr Black arc was because she couldn't voice that many characters at once otherwise the original intention was to have Gohan be involved and Goten appear with Trunks in some of those sequences.,There is no source for that though. +The only thing you can get multiples of is rep and exp boosts...,And coins +"Good things can happen! (MIL update) My MIL, I posted about her a long time ago. She was insufferable, abusive, and mean. Well, she still is. But around Halloween I finally had enough. She'd had a fight with my BIL's fiancee, and claimed she spit on her, which I didn't believe. BIL took her dear mother's side, and I got a call from his fiancee, who was in tears about it. Well, I'd had enough. Hubs and I had just sat down for a nice night, and we'd gotten yet another family drama call. I was through. So I called up BIL and gave him an ear full about how abusive and manipulative MIL was. Now. The in laws see me as this calm spoken woman, who fixes problems magically and has the patience of a saint. They have seen me mad once, and that was because I saw some kids throwing rocks at a cat, and chased after the kids. BIL was... well... stunned at my screaming at him for being a blithering idiot for taking his mom's side, not his soon to be wife's, and, after I pissed in his cereal for a while, he got mad at ME for being so mean to his poor mommy. He hung up on me! Haha! Anyway. Fast forward a few days. MIL decides everyone hates her, life is too hard, she quits her job, and moves out with her precious eldest daughter who is a perfect (drug loving) angel in the country and finalizes early retirement. (with her idiot dogs) WAHOO! Leaving step-FIL to raise youngest SIL by himself in their rented home. It's been a couple months. The rental house is now amazing. He fixed the 2-year broken oven, the washer, he's painting over the sparkle paint on the wall. The big dogs are getting food, and rarely get caged! One cat died, and got a proper burial. The other cats are getting medicine and putting on weight. Younger SIL has a steady job, and she texts me when she's stressed because I give her good advice. BIL and fiancee still have their issues, because I kinda opened a can of worms there, but they're working through them, and he's learning. And with all this, the fiancee and I can now talk openly with each other about our disgust of the in laws. It's not perfect, but it is SO MUCH BETTER. PLUS!!!!!! being out in the country, MIL doesn't have cell coverage, she has to drive to get cell coverage!!!!","You angel, you!" +"My mums family is american, and her grandma was kkk. I like to think I would have been thoroughly shunned by that side of the family.","Nice, that's how you know you are winning." +"I think I have the right melody for this, but I can't remember the name.",hohohohohonk *honk* hohohohohonk +35 inch is a bit much for a 2560x1080 resolution panel. Pixel density be damned.,It's comparable to 27@FHD which is also not great but better than I expected. +"What male/female anime character makes you completely swoon? When I get into anime I can become completely attached to certain characters but there are others who I feel completely head-over-heels for. Personally, my all time favourite is Roy Mustang from FMA, his character, personality and arc I find really attractive and Travis Willingham is VO for the English dub makes me swoon even more.",Holo and Senjougahara +From where?,Anywhere +"One of the major problems facing scientific studies of weight loss techniques is non-compliance. Changing your lifestyle is hard and a certain portion of your participants are going to give up, corrupting your data. Well, at 40 lbs down and 65 more to go I said to myself, I've proven that I can stick to a diet plan and I intend to lose more weight anyway. Let's sign up for a study. For Science! But wait! Science doesn't want me. I used a study finder to search for things going on in my area and after filtering out the bariatric surgeries (no thanks) all of the studies have three conflicting requirements: a BMI of 30 to 40, a willingness to restrict caloric intake, and no significant weight loss or gain in the last 6 months. So you need to be overweight, capable of sticking to a reasonable diet, but simply have chosen not to. Science, where are you finding these slightly chubby unicorns?","Tumblr is full of them, young fat women with awesome willpower but chose to remain fat because it would be unfair to the rest of us." +I know right! I've just started Use of Weapons and am looking forward to seeing how this bizarre middle ground is portrayed.,Enjoy the ride :) +"Wait... Kog's old W had no mana cost but this one still has a 40 mana cost... C'mon. If you're not gonna revert his ult, at least give him the manaless W back.","and a lower AP scaling (through few people played ap kog, it was pretty viable in higher elos when people are good at sieging)" +"Yeah, funny, isn't he <3",I love how much of a goofball he is c: +Any idea why this happens? GTX 970 i7 3820 8GB RAM,Someone hasn't seen snow before +My boy's not dead!,HE IS ASHER'S BOY +Yesterday was not a good day... (cross server),You need to activate Windows. +"What is your most common in-game name? (apologies if this discussion breaks any rules) I often go around with the name Garrett. I just like the name, and it's inconspicuous so I'm less likely a target.",Jon Targaryen +I'm just picturing Joestar going Is this your card? and Superman just dropping dead.,Pulls kryptonite out of his hat. +Is that place also reserved for child molesters and people who talk at the theater?,and have 1000 coupons in the fast lane at a supermarket +There are toooo many examples of inciting violence and calling for armed insurrection on that sub. Why hasn't the media reported this? There are traitors to our country talking openly about organized terrorism. And the majority of them sound like they're afflicted with FAS or inbred genetic disorders. Nothing scarier than a bunch of angry retards with weapons. Please go and report them all. I am also screenshotting and mailing tips to the media; I suggest others do the same. Defend this democracy!,"Well if they did report it, it would be just another one of crooked Hilary's media ploys to rig the epection!" +why they talkin bout gold n shit theres a fuckin election going on,The election is affecting the stock markets. +"The problem is, if you register for a 3rd party you're effectively out of primary voting. As a Democrat you can still vote for Bernie. I voted Bernie, but in general elections for Jill Stein.","In my state you can be no party and vote in the primary, switch right back to no party." +"Damn I really like your traps, what do you do for them? Did you run anything?",lol +While the cheap transfers help a lot. Idk why bioware didnt realized that in the long run server merges would have made less people to quit.,"Probably all about optics because the news headline would be SWTOR closing servers, game in dire straights" +Donald Trump Has Actually Written a Concession Speech,"Screw you guys, I'm going home" +"They are. I only made an assertion about bars *without* a theme, which does not imply the reverse for all bars *with* one. Also, I used the qualifier probably so it is not an absolute statement.",And there is also the possibility that you pulled that assertion completely out of your ass. +"The Nexus 6 has a larger bezel on the top. I never even notice, I just happened to look after I saw your comment.",the nexus 6 bezels work pretty nicely with the on screen keys because they make the bezels look almost the same top and bottom +OMG Gary Johnson Goes FULL CUCK and Gets TRIGGERED By The Term Illegal Immigrant. WTF,what a nutty liberal +Communism is accepted here right? Cause I'm a communist and the rules aren't very clear about that but I'm also a Canadian so...,Comrade +I'm still logged in. Could it be whats his name again?,I'd heard they'd managed to shut down the 'neverdork' which is why we don't have problems with him anymore. +Colorado split into 3 areas with approximately the same square miles.,Do state geography classes just consist of the instructor writing the dimensions and starting lat/long on the blackboard? +"Clickbait writers of Reddit, how do you sleep at night?",Number 7 might surprise you +"I agree and disagree. I do agree that the Echo allows the WoL to have the *heroic*-level capability to foresee these attacks and dodge them (among other things), and it definitely plays into the whole The WoL is incredibly heroic and has way-above-average ability to overcome the enemy in comparison to normal people. The Hall of the Novice gives a bit of explanation that every enemy has tell for certain maneuvers (sp?) and that we should make ourselves familiar with them and learn how to dodge. In terms of lore, the Hall of the Novice wouldn't be teaching with the Echo in mind. Plus, in real life, dodging is still a thing, and we tend to attempt to dodge obvious attacks to our personhood.",I understand that they don't teach with echo in mind since there are tells to upcoming attacks - even ones not marked with an orange marker - but the echo is probably what's giving the player the defined marker of this is going to hit right here. +"What's the point of the Last round of first half message when it only lasts a fraction of a second? I'm just wondering, since as of right now it seems quite pointless.","It used to be much longer, they broke it during an update almost a year ago but havent fixed it since" +"How does a team qualify for their region's minor? So Obviously you need to be the winner/runner up of a minor before you can go to the major qualifier, but how do they determine who is in the minor?","Unfair invites for some teams, and then just open qualifiers" +Manson himself is an ex-Christian IIRC.,That does not surprise me in the least. +please don't f your pets even if it's fun,damn furries +"Say what you will about Revenge of The Sith, but the ending shot where Binary Sunset plays and there's Uncle Owen holding Luke looking at the same sunset is incredible.","Yeah the last 15 minutes of ROTS actually feels like a Star Wars movie, and that scene (even though its just poetry) cements that" +I don't drink a lot of cider but Stella Artois cider is pretty good. It's not overly sweet like some of the other ciders (looking at you Angry Orchard).,"It's not cider, it's cidre" +"I find they fuck off when I order a can of Stela from the the little trolley. I better point out I only get trains when I am heading on holidays, I don't usually drink Lager at 7am... I prefer vodka when I am driving.","I was about to say something, then I saw the flair - checks out" +The real reason Asuka is dueling Yuri next episode,It was probably revealed in episode 122 but we'll never know +Or just paranoia,"Gang culture is whenever you're stocking shelves and every time a black person walks behind you, you freeze because they might murder you." +What is a good trick to administer Prilosec down a PEG tube without clogging it?,Let it sit in warm water +"Which registry should I apply for my Class 5 GDL Basic license? I live around the millwoods area, and I was wondering which registry is the best for my first try?","The one by mayfield called registries are us is where I took my gdl and full class 5 and I don't live around there, the route was easy, they give you a little Corolla to drive if you want to drive and the instructor is good, me and my girlfriend passed first time there." +the American people are too apathetic to riot. /Thread,I'd reply and defend 'Murica but I just got back after voting and now i need a nap. +"Specter of Race Shadows Jeff Sessions, Potential Trump Nominee for Cabinet",Maybe it's that he's not white enough? +I would kiss you for this. But I am taken.,Cool? +Article says decision began before the election -- in June. How is Trump responsible?,"Because companies plan based on contingencies... If there was a chance Trump would win in June, they were already planning for it." +"Is there any other side dish other than potatoes that are good to cook with meat? I like making one pot meals, usually chicken legs and drumsticks or pork roast ect. and lay it over top potatoes. I am just getting a little sick of potatoes in general, I thought maybe rice but from what I read it usually doesn't come out great. I was just hoping for suggestions for something other than vegetables, I prefer to eat raw vegetables with meat and some sort of side dish.",Turnips parsnips rutabaga and carrots +"In many professions such as law, medicine, education, etc, you have to maintain your licensure by continuing to do certifications and courses. Without doing a certain number of hours in your field every X years, your license expires.","If he doesn't maintain his license, all his knowledge of the law and all his training is automatically erased from his memory." +"Absolutely. But I have no doubt that it will then come to having to explain the core of the issue. That is, that in a creative and uncharted endaevor deadlines will be missed, dates will slip and that's perfectly okay. I just don't look forward to CIG having to defend their decisions as professionals when so many of the very vocal people clearly aren't.",I'm hoping having more goal dates more frequently for much smaller features will really help people understand that this is normal and make it harder for people to point at one thing and say the sky is falling. +"For anyone that thinks videoing a good act belittles the act itself is dead wrong. Who cares the reason someone does something, its the reciever that matters. Also I enjoy seeing stuff like this, makes me feel good about people.","Also who says he asked to be recorded, what if he just was gonna do it and the friend started recording?" +Monmouth poll: Clinton opens up 12 point lead nationally,This doesn't mean you no longer have to vote. +"So, he attempted voter fraud and identity theft. I hope he does time, so next time, he can get caught trying to vote as a felon.",Don't you know it's only voter fraud if a democrat does it? +I wonder what the percentage is on reddit,check out /pol/ +Trump campaign files Nevada lawsuit claiming people were improperly allowed to vote,This election isn't even over and already he's whining. +Well I always considered massachusetts as winterfell.,Building a wall... White walkers led by an evil being... +"Okay we get it random chick, you don't like superhero movies. Just stop watching them?",But she does.... +"Gmae Thread: Colts @ Raiders In another must win gmae, the Colts head to Oakland to face the Raiders. With everything on the line, the Colts hope to avoid getting stabbed and take home the W.",Gore looks amazing for a RB his age. +I need to find an Adam smith quote now to explain why America isn't a true capitalist nation and then no one can critique capitalism based on the United States.,"Well.... I mean... It actually isn't pure capitalism, any more than it is a pure democracy." +"Leaf Art By Kerby Rosanes, 2015",Just goes to show that god works in mysterious ways +"Beat*, I hope anyway, just weaken him enough to push him back somewhere. We're running low on lore villains so unless we get some new guy in the Ashara/old god expansion(s) we only have 1 or 2 expansions left.","As long as the expansions make money, they'll keep making them." +In Highschool it happened to me twice in one game.,Your team may not have liked you so much. +TIL that 23 out of the 45 restaurants Gordon Ramsay owns has closed,"He's a lousy businessman, Very Unfit to President (or King of england in his case)." +Minority voters are 6 times as likely as white voters to wait more than an hour to vote,What a strange coincidence +no it can't be that,When did r/nfl become r/conspiracy +OSWEILER SUCKS. BRING BACK HOYER THE DESTROYER! for deandre's sake... pls...,As if Chicago would trade their franchise qb +"Except, it's not. Even with the standard engine upgrades, a MASCing flea is well below the current engine limit.","Even if it was, there isn't anything stopping PGI from just fudging the engine cap a little if they had to." +"If Donald Trump wins, America wins ~ Sarah Palin","Sarah Palin, always a hallmark of sanity..." +Is non-binary a legitimate thing or just a Tumblr thing?,Sadly it is past the depths of tumblr. +Well they will take a monumental hit,"I doubt the people who are planning to buy the wrangler truck from Jeep are the same people who would buy one of these, just based on price alone." +At 1.2B people India seems to fare just fine without a dictatorship,"India needed a campaign to convince people to not shit in the street, when they get rid of designated shitting streets call me" +39% on 4.4 or less LOL,Yes it's so funny. +Salon is satire?,This piece is. +Jesus Christ ea that's one of the worst ratings you can get too,"Yeah seriously, it's like there were no NHL scouts in his league last year except ours lol." +He meant reluctant.,"I can reticent also applies, no?" +"Hahaha, you are not a human, you are a chicken!","You're not a human, you're a redditor!" +Did I **** up?,"nah, your cpu a is beast and who said ZEN would be that much better?" +Why is that?,I think it's just as simple as The Hobbit comes before LotR. +Man beat in broad daylight for who he voted for.,And there were people saying they were worried what the trump supporters were going to do.... +"Getting offended when someone says Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, etc. is like getting offended by someone saying Good morning because you're not a morning person.",But I know neckbeards who don't like it when you say bless you when they sneeze +"Thank you so much for sharing this, what a great blog post. I have been trying to find a good list of all the places that make Racist Statements from the Mormon History and scripture. I want to be able to show my TBM friend all the places that need to be redacted out in BOM, D&C, etc. now that the church disavowed this entire doctrine. Get that black sharpie out man. LOL",Get that black sharpie out man 10/10 +"Honestly whatever the DNC did does not excuse people who did not vote, voted 3rd party or trump just to burn it down.",I agree. +Feds now investigating Title IX sexual violence issues at Baylor,im surprised they werent already +Is there anyone left who doesn't believe 9/11 was an inside job?,Why you goddamn antisemitic bastard! +Thinking about BDS in campuses - How Zionist Jews think,This post is goddamn antisemitic! +"Haha, that's actually hilarious. What an oversight on Blizz's part.","I know right, screw those guys for making oversights trying to improve the game" +It looked like he right clicked too early. Based off of him running into the corner I think he wanted to launch hanzo into the center area,"I saw that, but no avoidance, no wall riding etc, I can honestly say as playing Lucio especially in that area I rarely touch the floor, there's so many walls and pillars to surf between it's like a Lucio play ground" +I've heard from a credible source via twitter that this is a Chinese hoax.,"The hoax goes deep, they are even building renewable energy pants to convince us!" +"Is it me or is Blake a bit more tanner than before? I know she's at sea out in the sun obviously, so she should have darker skin, but I want to know if anybody else sees that. If so, I have no problems with it; a lot of the characters were just pure white or the bloom was really strong back in V1 & 2, like Ruby and Weiss. So it's nice to see more skin type variations.",TUMBLR RUINS EVERYTHING +My reaction when I walked into Micro Center for the first time.,"Ayy man if you need any help with ur build, we're happy to help!" +Coldzera 4K vs coL,hax looking gud +I got dinged going 2 miles over the limit on a camera in the US. Received a $284 fine. One mile over the posted limit meant a minimum fine of $175 :/. I don't know anyone who drives consistently at the exact speed limit. Hopefully the proposed ones will be lenient and not ticket people automatically for going <5km over the limit.,And because our speedometers are very accurate for mph. +there's a glitch method where you can do the finale over and over with no setups,ssshhhh we don't speak of the glitch in public ;) +I member that episode! Do you member?,Member chewbacca? +:),"Finally equality in video games, get a bit of jiggle physics down there." +Not sure where to post. My cousins job just asked her to sign this and fired an employee who refused.,r/LateStageCapitalism +"Except the electoral college chooses our next president, so the popular vote is worthless. Sure, electoral voters may be influenced by the popular vote, but they may also vote for whomever they damn well please.",But your vote mattersssssssssss +"Well, it was meant as a pause but dear professor, keep shitting on minority non native English speaker for their poor English. Racist turd.","Right, because I can magically determine your ethnicity through a Reddit comment." +"Ocean's Eleven Plot Hole has Been Bugging me for a Week Ocean's Eleven -- How Did the Fake Money Get into the Vault? Does ANYONE have any sort of explanation to this. It's been bugging me for a week now. I don't care if the explanation is terrible, just does anyone have any theory on this.",I haven't watched the movie in years but didn't they use the same bags they used to carry out the real money? +Fuck people that point and laugh at overweight people in the gym. Those are the exact people you should be encouraging the most if you want the world to be healthy.,"You don't understand, I don't want everyone to be healthy, I want to be better than everyone else!" +...and I'm ok with that. I think smaller states should get a little more weight than their population alone. I don't like the winner takes all system though where only swing states matter.,Why should the votes of some people be worth more than the votes of others? +You have to take a full self shield and ally shield if beatings to fill your energy still. It just doesn't go away,"Which is still alot less than it took in OW, which is actually a faster game with more dying." +Holiday Coke Bottle,I'm sick of this war on Christmas. +Awkward Girl Starterpack,Basically a manic pixie dream girl. +You watch MSM news? Wow.,"You have to notice what they are saying, that doesn't mean believe what they say." +"If this becomes reality, does that mean that as someone who earns above the tIRA deduction limit (or whatever it's called) there is zero effective difference between contributing post-tax dollars to a tIRA than to a taxable account?","Yeah, your money gets more illiquid in one than the other" +We're winning what's with the still?,I can't recall +"This is by far the best politics-related subreddit there is on the entire site, and by a huge margin.",But CNN told me this sub Reddit was full of racists and that r/politics is much more fair +"For someone whos trying to pretend he has the moral high ground, you sure are acting like an immature child over someone else's opinion.",I'll strive to try to be more like you in the future. +Talk about sending a confused message for people smugglers. The Coalition appointed an ambassador for them!,Maybe he is setting an example by not leaving the country +"Voter suppression laws likely tipped the scales for Trump, civil rights groups say",Don't forget that Hillary is the biggest factor why she didn't win. +"Said being the key word. It also goes to show how effective that wedge issue is. Trump is racist, selfish, narcissistic, misogynistic, ignorant, authoritarian, bully who grabs women by the pussy, and all that was fine.... ... because he said he was pro-life.",I wonder if one of the women he grabbed got pregnant if his would not play her a lot of money to not be pro-life and to keep her mouth shut. +"No defending champion has won their opening after trailing by more than 8 points in the 4th, that is one of the most oddly specific stats I've ever seen",On a Thursday when it's 80 degrees in Dallas while fans are watching football on a television +"what enchantment would you like to see get the Arjun treatment? Name one or more enchantments you'd like turned into legendary creatures along the lines of [[Mindmoil]] to [[Arjun, the Shifting Flame]].","A legendary with [[Humility]] stapled on, of course." +America is undefeated in the Super Bowl,And World Wars +^^^^Hello...,You two sound like you're having a good time. +The fuck did I just read?,a post +DID YOU JUST SAY ROTTEN EGG,Now look at this net +My lone regret is that I have but one upvote per account to give you. Well done,"Calm down, Unidan" +"Drinking alcohol doesn't make somebody a bad person. I know this is r/angry, but you're being unreasonable.","I know that, but I'm not risking the person getting hurt by this and me having to deal with it" +You get $1 for each person you touch. How do you become rich?,Go to a crowded city and walk around all day. +Wait what..,OMG COMMON CORE SO EVIL WE HAVE TO TEACH KIDS THAT THE ONLY WAY TO DO IT IS THE WAY I LEARNED IT AS A KID! +"Got perma-banned for defending myself, i guess im toxic? I was playing a ranked game and i got matched with a duo queue. My first death he makes a non-helpful comment, so i ignore him. But he keeps going as the game goes on and even his duo partner attacks me also. What am i suppose to do? Just let it happen? Sure i lashed out. but i wasnt toxic Here are the logs that i said. Game 1 Reformed Fries: nice call Reformed Fries: wtf did he hook me? Reformed Fries: exhaut blitz Reformed Fries: wow thats lame lol Reformed Fries: oh well Reformed Fries: we good Reformed Fries: n of blitz Reformed Fries: no f vayne Reformed Fries: bot is free double Reformed Fries: if u wanna come Reformed Fries: why would you roam bot Reformed Fries: when u could get mid tower Reformed Fries: LOL Reformed Fries: zyra Reformed Fries: what teh fuck are you doing man Reformed Fries: jesus Reformed Fries: look at the map Reformed Fries: i knew they were coming Reformed Fries: but fukcing zyra Reformed Fries: kept going in Reformed Fries: stop fighting for now Reformed Fries: and just farm please.. Reformed Fries: why do you keep talking Reformed Fries: instead of helping the team Reformed Fries: id rather lose Reformed Fries: u guys are so toxic Reformed Fries: im loving this team work guys Reformed Fries: woo Reformed Fries: this team Reformed Fries: lmfao Reformed Fries: lets lose Reformed Fries: u guys are so toxic Reformed Fries: not fun ti play with Reformed Fries: people queue up Reformed Fries: be toxic to other people Reformed Fries: and expect them Reformed Fries: to win Reformed Fries: LMFAO Reformed Fries: boosted sup Reformed Fries: lmfaom Reformed Fries: legit did nothing Reformed Fries: i can play off of Reformed Fries: useless entire game Reformed Fries: ul egit do nothing Reformed Fries: in game Reformed Fries: besides Reformed Fries: die Reformed Fries: lets end the game Reformed Fries: no help from teams Reformed Fries: terrible picks Reformed Fries: end it Reformed Fries: why do u guysd not do anything Reformed Fries: hen 4 man Reformed Fries: they flame me Reformed Fries: and expect me to play better Reformed Fries: HILARIOUS Reformed Fries: ima keep feeding Reformed Fries: gg :) So my account legit got banned because i was DEFENDING myself. Will they repeal this suspension or no?",You were toxic? +"Let's be real, they don't hate immigrants, they hate immigrants.",Only the brown ones are bad! +It's not Vault. It's VauIt. Clever if you ask me.,Dude stole my idea +"I agree. And cheaper than you'd think too. If you've always wanted to try it, GO DO IT",How cheap we talking? +"Hillary has to be in some serious trouble. Look at these two people, their noses aren't even the same",This is reaching Hollywood levels of insanity. +"Not entirely sure of the context, but just saw this on Fox News.",whatever this graphic is counting there are only a little more than 3000 of them take with grain of salt. +the host/intro lady is a terrible speaker.,Ehm...yeah...uuhm..she is...uhm +"Never buy shop legendary chest,why?! It gave me the log 3 times in a row!!!!!!!",I got the ice wizard - the only legendary I've always really wanted from a 500 gem legendary chest. +"they had a long discussion/fight because she told him she applied, got accepted to, and was leaving him to go to san francisco...","Okay, but she didn't leave without an explanation, as the person I replied to said." +"I heard a little bit about him not being a US citizen and through that was going to create a One World Order. Also, that he was not the antichrist, but that he was paving the way for the antichrist.","Ahhhh paving the way for the antichrist, great, so that'll be Hilary of course!" +You're using a custom kernel. Go back to the default one and see if the issue still persists.,"i'll try, do you know if there's any other way to increase audio gain (i.e increase the maximum volume)?" +"I didn't watch any of the films (too gory for me), but according to IMDB in the end the few survivors board a plane, and it was revealed that it was the same flight that crashed in the beginning of F.D. 1.","Oh right, might be the fifth one (didn't even bother watching that one) :P" +how do you want us to confirm this? call up donald trump and ask him? you wont have any problem to get a student visa to study here no matter who is president,"mm alright thanks, that makes sense" +My friend has 6 months to live. Cheers.,is this a threat? +Trump making sure Melania is voting for him.,"this is what you get for giving the women the right to vote, gotta make sure they do it right, right?" +How much would something like this cost you? Looks amazing.,It was $750 total +"The point of tower is the ranged titan and the extra mage guild spells. Also all their heroes have badass stats and abilities with spells. You can get all that faster with economy. IMO money before upgrades, just use your magic arrows as range.",Solmyr with Chain Lightning was just unfair +Context?,The original post was about a guy returning a wallet +Kharjo does not,This one prefers it that way. +"Are you voting tomorrow? I've got a sales tax increase to vote against, so I'm going. You?","Yes, feel the Johnson!" +"it's a mainstream opinion among evangelical Christians. whenever republican candidates talk about Israel, this is what they're talking about.",Yeah but they also want Israel to be destroyed after they build the 3rd temple to Jesus can come down and prance around or some shit. +yeah except they were on week days dumbass,Shouldn't matter. +"They don't survive because they are the main characters, they are the main characters because they survived",Not Anne Frank :-( +Xbox One S 500 GB Console - Battlefield 1 Bundle + Liquid Metal Wired Controller + MGSV : Phantom Pain ($229.99 @ Checkout),This is a deal & a half +"Bomber team idea, starring Jawa Scavenger Wondering if I speed tuned this team for arena offense in this order and also giving them all as much speed as possible: 1) Phasma (leader due to only viable one) - Victory March 2) Zam Wessel - See What Sticks 3) Greedo - Thermal Detonator 4) Nute Gunray - Grenade Toss 5) Jawa Scavenger - Scrap Bomb How much damage would each enemy take with 3 bombs, plus the extra damage from Gunray and Scavenger? And since Scavenger would give Healing immunity, tenacity down, and healing down after denoation, would it even be a viable comp?","Nute's Grenade Toss doesnt work with Zam, so try Jawa Engineer instead." +"Oh look, my pen slipped over to a 3. Hmm, I wonder if I'll be able to bring it back to the right...",Bring doughnuts in tomorrow and we'll see how that pen slip ended up. +hmm try restarting and use a lan cable.,Pausing and starting it back helped I'll put it in rest mode now thanks for the help +Anna in Fates because you have to buy her *but still shows up in the support screen*,"That's annoying, I agree" +Why is the Scout class level curve so much easier than Support?,"They're all different I think, I have all but Support at level 10 but that might just be because LMGs are weak right now." +Finally some fucking truth about Iran. Any Clinton shills have anything to say about that?,How the fuck is Iran in control of Iraq? +Top 5 Shox The Rebel Rounds w/Mark Beatty | BRR,lol this Shox hypetrain is getting out of control +Add a little,it's a 1:1 +For freaking real!... I love this post. Did you sit on this for months waiting to unveil it or did it just come to you recently? Have my up vote sir!,You dropped this +WHY IS TEXAS SI CLOSE?,Because Ted Cruz didn't endorse Donald Trump during the RNC... +Because I need IP for champions lol,"The shards were 150 ip each, not exactly expensive..." +"Clinton with a red Congress is still depressing, another 4 years of gridlock",2 if we're lucky. +"Looks more like he lost his balance from the hit, then being K.O.",100% was not a KO. +So I need some help decorating!,"Can I just say, cozy af." +For those guys who wanted the source from seikos profile pic.,I can't believe you just assumed my gender +"for me, it ruined gaming because i have a long list of games i've bought that are stacking up on my shelf (Uncharted Collection, Uncharted 4, Far Cry Primal, Dishonored Definitive Edition, Life Is Strange, Tomb Raider, Rise of the Tomb Raider, Destiny Collection, Shadows of Mordor, FfXV, and very soon Horizon Zero Dawn) and yet i have not touched any of them because every time i turn on the PS4 i cannot seem to prevent myself from selecting TLOU Factions instead.",Life Is Strange gave me the same feel of post-good game depression as TLOU. +username checks out,"My username was named after my friend (**WHO'S BLACK BY THE WAY**), I'm actually very humble" +Tula 7.62x39mm 124gr SP Steel Cased Ammunition 1000rds - $200 Shipped,OOS +Why is this a thing that it's fun and awesome to piss people off. I voted for Hillary but I don't want to piss people off on the other side. I don't think it's fun or funny. I just want what's best for America.,"I don't think I said it was fun or awesome, I merely said that they had successfully pissed the above commenter off." +More white people are shot by police than black people. When was the last time you saw a news story on it that meets even half the level of a black guy getting shot?,Key word was WOMAN +"This is why I don't write stories. A Creamy Relationship Summary: Ballora finds out Baby has a secret NSFW tumbler blog and a secret crush on her. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Eggs frantically watched the cameras, waiting for Ballora to appear. He heard footsteps near the left door, and tried to pull down his camera, but the mouse had drifted away. He tried to press ESC in a last desperate attempt to survive, but it was too late. Ballora had already entered the room. SCREEEEEEEEEEEE! Ballora's screaming filled the room. It was over for Eggs, he was dead. The blood running down her fingers caused Ballora to glance at his security camera. Rather than seeing the feed of the rooms, she saw Baby had previously used it. It was opened to some sort of website. It was called Tumbler, and she started to browse the site. She eventually found Baby's Archives and clicked on it. She saw something called Babyllora Lemon, Ballora loved lemons, they were probably her favorite fruit. Interested, she clicked to see this lemon. It was not the lemon she was thinking of. I, who, w-what, is this? BABY!!!! Baby heard her shout all the way from the Circus Gallery. She rushed to the Private room, afraid Ballora may have gotten hurt. Are you okay Ballora? She saw her staring at the camera, blankly, and the only thing Ballora could do was turn the screen to face Baby. Baby's heart sank in her chest. That was her biggest secret, she never wanted anyone to find it out,especially Ballora. She could feel her face getting hot, and tears running down her face. She could barley speak. Ballora, I-I, it's not what it looks like. What the **FUCK** is this! What is wrong with you!? Baby tried to speak, but all she could push out were sobs.I'm so sorry, I'm such an idiot! She ran away to the Scooping Room, she couldn't live with the embarrassment, not after **that**. She activated the Scooper, and sat on the conveyer belt. She only wanted to be with Ballora, and she screwed it all up. Ballora hated her, and now the only thing she could do was wait, wait for the Scooper to put her out of her misery. The siren blared, as the Scooper inched closer. Closer... Closer... Closer... Then everything stopped the Scooper had shot through Baby, and she collapsed to the ground, gasping for air, she had done it. She was gone...or was she.","What, no Baby x Ballora?" +I thought theoldnite was first,I'm pretty sure old nite beat him at some points but zezo was first +Don't count on it. For now all FVR can do is voice out his opinion.,"Just wait for more disgruntled people to pile on, then it's checkmate." +Dollars spent per electoral vote: Hillary Clinton - $2.43 million Ron Paul - $0,Paul is under budget! +The similarity is uncanny!,yea +There's one that does a sad face when speeding. Can't remember where it is but I always speed up to show my passengers.,I think it is on Craigflower. +I AM CABLE.,We are all cables on this blessed day. +Literally just a picture of Liberals,It's so funny because it's true. +"Making America Great Again, one hate crime at a time.",And to think this all happened under Obama's watch. +"BREAKING NEWS A giant meteor has just destroyed Houston, Texas. The meteors epicenter appears to be at what was NRG stadium where the Dallas Cowboys and New England Patriots were playing the Super bowl. Sources are saying there are no survivors. We are now going live to New York where people are.... celebrating? In fact I am being told that parades and celebrations are occurring nationwide.",Knowing people of San Francisco they would have a candle light vigil for the Cowboys -_- +This is so boring to watch,lol +"MI/WI/PA/NV would be a Clinton win still, no?","Yes, but she is only getting NV according to NYT" +"Here lies Talon The blades Shadow. Leave your parting messages. Here lies Talon, the Assassin who was known for bursting down ADC's in front of their team's face. Here lies Talon, the Man who lived by longswords, and died by longswords.",Farewell you magnificent bastard +Cucks are taking long to call it for Trump,I wonder why....? +6cc1 6cc2 Offers,Trinity trail for any of them? +"This argument doesn't explain why many non-religious or atheist people are homophobic. You can't just blame a very complex issue entirely on religion, even if it definitely does has a role.",How many of those people who grew up with athiest parents or parents who weren't religious? +How a Kris Vector lessens recoil (480 x 210).,Does it shake up and down instead? +Shh. Dont feed the trolls.,But I'm drunk and riding a Cubs wave. +"Prominent 'black swan' in the irl vampire community leaks a FB group argument about donor rights, edgelord-of-the-nights continue the fight in the blog comments.",Too long didn't read to even find the tldr +Hey John Oliver: Suck. My. Dick. You. Lisping. Cupcake.,Fuck off John Oliver. +danke hr schulz,Thanks mr godchancellor +"Wow, never thought I'd hear a name for it. I've been through a TON of these in the last 12 years. Stupidest one had to be a PA system in class where the teacher wore a microphone daily. All. Day. Do you know how many teachers didnt turn it off when they were outside the class and using the washroom, or discussing personal business with other teachers? A lot of them. I heard things I cant unhear.",Such as? +"Foggy and in a gray car? What to do, what to do... I hate driving.",High beams +Just to add more tension.,If that was the point then that would be a first for Black Mirror to pull a character like that. +A big-ass collage of Clinton voters melting down on Live TV.,I wanna see some videos of these cucks shaking with rage. +U.S. government officially accuses Russia of hacking campaign to influence elections.,Trump was making Russia great again! +Dems lost a *ton* of votes to disenfranchised Bernie supporters. They would have gotten the votes they have now plus the Bernie voters. It would have been a layup for Dems with him as their nominee.,"It's okay, Clinton doesn't need Bernie supporters to win." +Senate Votes to Override President Obama's Veto of 9/11 Bill,They must all be *racist* against our first black president! +What is your favorite podcast?,Super Best Friendcast +Schadenfreude 2016,"Or, they could secede.............." +"I looked it up on the sub, they're like $600 for the reps",I did too :^( I am pained +"That person is a moron and murdering innocent people is indefensible. Yours sincerely, An actual Irish person",*/ #notallirish +Trump and Clinton on the Issues,more like hillary is intlel and trump is novideo lmao +"SCOTUS ruled that only expected income could be used to determine ability to repay fines in hearings such as these. There is another case of criminal property seizure that can be used to pay fines, but that requires proactive measures on the part of the prosecutor.","Interesting, can you cite that ruling?" +he kicked the graves away from the graves' team. karma shields and what not.,It honestly would've been safer to just kick graves across the wall and not waste flash lol. +YG & Nipsey Hussle - FDT (Fuck Donald Trump),LOL +"PCMR Approved desks? Hi all, Looking to upgrade my desk, ideally upgrading to a desk with a right return, that's sleek and stylish for gaming purposes. Any suggestions? Thank you!",4 legs 1 tabletop preferably non-flamable youre good to go +"1070 or rx 480 I currently have an i5 4460, and want to upgrade to play bf4 at higher quality, Witcher 3, league, csgo and maybe some Ark at 1080p, (with the ability to upgrade to 1440p) however I have noticed the i5 4460 bottlenecks the 1070. Is it viable to just bite the bullet and buy the 1070 with the mindset that I will upgrade the cpu a bit later or should I just compromise and get the 480? My main monitor is 1080p 144hz. 346$ for the 480 and 541$ for the 1070",If you have the money go for the 1070 +"IMMINENT VICTORY THREAD. #THIS IS NOT A DRILL. WE ARE ACTUALLY GOING TO WIN THIS. SJWs, SUCK OUR DICK.",TRUMP IS **WIDENING** HIS LEAD IN THE REMAINING STATES AS TIME GOES ON ACCEPT YOUR FATE +"IMMINENT VICTORY THREAD. #THIS IS NOT A DRILL. WE ARE ACTUALLY GOING TO WIN THIS. SJWs, SUCK OUR DICK.","Holy shit CNN is more entertaining than Fox right now, all these sad people looking like it's the end of the world" +The bravest moment of my life this morning and I videotaped the whole thing (OC),He knew you were going to help haha thats awesome +Canada has enough of its own problems to deal with. We dont need Americans immigrating and taking jobs from unemployed Canadians,How is it you take a job from somebody unemployed? +Default 32x32 Resource Pack Updated to 1.11!,Meh I dislike this pack's dev personality +TOILET KEEPS GOING HIISSSS WHAT DO??,Check your float. +Who gets the ball to start the half,Burrs +Mod me. WE MUST DRIVE THEM FROM OUR LANDS,"Your task is simple, take them out" +"I could be misunderstanding, but I know there's a PopCultcha in my local mall, is that unusual?",Are you in Australia? +NaCl,Potassium +Fuck you gravity this is happening,"Ah yes, good old fashioned Battlefield Realism^TM" +"They are just doing what they are told to do by Fox, & the Repub (billionaire) conservative media. These same people will try to say, if they are successful in life, that I did it on my own. Reality check, nobody does anything alone, there is always support from someone or a group of fellow humans.",I was born on third base by myself so thus I hit a triple. +Really America?,This is our strategy to show the rest of the world we are unpredictable and unstable. +In the interest of inevitable immature humour...,Am I the only one feeling sorry for torpedo guy at this point? +LARRY SANDERS: My brother Bernie 'would have beaten Trump',(He wouldn't have) +"Official Game Day Thread: New England Patriots (3-1) @ Cleveland Browns (0-4) | Kickoff 1:00 PM ET, October 9, 2016 | FirstEnergy Stadium, Cleveland, OH","Andrews, you are an idiot..." +He is saying we all must come together. No bad words about Hillary. I'm impressed.,"So far gentlemanly, it is pleasantly surprising." +If he was rich he would have good paste ;) Gelid Solutions ftw!,Savage. +Not to mention he acted like it was treason that he wouldn't produce his birth certificate and called it fake when he did.... And now this fuck wouldn't release his tax returns.,That's not against the constitution tho. +Friend posts on fb saying its ironic that she's discussing sex education across the room from someone reading a bible. I comment saying not all religious people are against sex ed Friend says she has been publicly humiliated and devotes several therapy sessions to this incident We are no longer friends,If only she tipped her fedora at the end. +Should've Been Bernie,woo socialism +Also the environment don't forget that's gonna affect us for centuries.,Joke's on you: I don't plan on living for centuries! +But he's a billionaire,obviously money doesn't matter when determining someone's wealth +Seriously fuck florida.,"No, fuck Cali" +For a catapult it is,Are we about to invent the trebuchet? +"Someone just tell me, since apparently walking backwards slowly with hands down at your sides gets you shot, what the fuck someone is supposed to do when police confront you? Hands up and obey? Nope, ask Terrence Crutcher about that one. Sit in the car hands on the wheel? Nope, you'll be fucked up for not obeying commands. Honestly, what the fuck are people supposed to do?",Terrence Crutcher didn't get shot until he put his hands at his waist and he was ignoring the three cops behind him with their guns drawn. +Definitely,"Thanks, I'm leaning toward it." +Does Logan not have his powers? He doesn't seem to be healing well.,Thanks Obama care +"Pretty much using CNN, Buzzfeed, and TMZ really killed this sub for credibility. Clinton deserved it.","Yeah, but Breitbart is golden." +2016 election results are in...,Unfortunately we're confused because we don't know if we voted for Temmie or Bob. +Redditor for 13 minutes...,I'll use my experience to make up for his lack thereof :) +"Congress always does this, drop the bullshit racism battle cry",Truth +yeah my nana voted for trump so when she inevitably starts talking about it im copping palace gear boiii,Can we trade nanas? +"We should get a Women's Royal Rumble. If you include the entire SmackDown, Raw, and NXT women's roster, WWE would definitely have enough to run a decent sized Women's Only Royal Rumble. Make it so the Winner gets to challenge the Champion of their choice at Wrestlemania, RAW or Smackdown. If an NXT wrestler wins, then they can choose which brand to get called up to at the same time. This Hell in a Cell has hyped me up so much. These women's are incredible at wrestling, and I want to see them have a chance at building their own Royal Rumble Wrestlemania storyline.","I want more variety in the women's division, but there aren't enough women and the fans wouldn't tolerate it at this point." +idk take a nap?,THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES! +US Crops Are Disturbingly Vulnerable To Another Dust Bowl,I predict more white Americans shooting up black churches if this happens. +"Where do all these speedsters get there suits from? So we know how flash, kid flash, and reverse flash got there suits. E3 Flash(Jay Garrick) probably got his made since he's a good flash and probably has a team but where did zoom get his zoom suit and Jay Garrick suit and where did the rival get his suit? It doesn't make any sense did they black mail ppl to make the suit then kill them? That's the only thing I can think of. It's a plot hole in the show(kind off).",I think the correct answer is The CW costume department. +there goes my 401K,Remember... It's the corrupt establishment that folks are punishing. +Not all childfree people are pro-choice.,Sadly true. +China says Trump was diplomatically impeccable on first contact.,No wait let me tell you how he'll cause ww3 +"I looked it up, exactly 30 years ago (Matt is 46).",And crime peaked in the late 80s in new York city. +"The Future of this sub I never expected this subreddit to become the kind of thriving community it is. For several months after I created it, there were only a few posts a week and no kind of community that could be described. Yes, media outlets are calling the race for Trump, and Clinton has conceded. We are facing the Presidency of the man we worked to stop. But this doesn't mean we should give up on our country and our concerns. This subreddit will continue, and we will do our part to hold Trump accountable for any actions of policies he takes that harm this country or its people. Voting and elections are the smallest part of a democracy. Being engaged in our communites, being active in organizing for change and progress, that's really what living in a free country is about. We will not allow Trump to change that, and we will not silence ourselves.",This sub shall flourish as long has trump holds the nuclear codes. +"Them leaving shows they were never Americans in the first place. Just because the vote doesn't go your way doesn't mean you pack up and leave,you stay and fight to try and change things .",So Trump and his entourage winning abot rigged elections was just a joke or did America elect a president who represents very few American values? +"Republicans aren't necessarily dumb, but they do lean towards making emotion based decisions and are typically easily manipulated with fear and hatred.",The projection is unreal +"Ah, the old slavic squat on the toilet and fuck yourself up to avoid the gulag trick","That trick never works, but such is life." +"Okay Justin Trudeau, Time to shine bud. Dear Prime Minister, It is my hope that you have the strength to lead us through the next 4 years. I hope you can say No, that is not our way. No, that is not in our best interest. Good luck.",You'd better do well negotiating NAFTA. +Which people? Congress? The Senate? The Judiciary?,The Court of Owls +"well, technically we have Adel..",But Adel changed job from mitigator to a singer +Lucana in all her grace and beauty. In a swimsuit. 10/10.,I r8 abs/10 NSFW ver when +World Record (whatever you *think* you're good at) I thought I was cool with my 29-second Solitaire game until I saw the world record 6-second game.,What the actual fuck. +So unfair that there's so few Pepes of Hillary supporters so here's one,Too spicy BUY PEPE +"Assuming you're talking about the US election (because that's what everyone's talking about), I'm not anxious because I'm not American. I'm pretty sure that's a perfectly valid way to put it.","Don't lord your foreign privilege over us, shitheel." +Condemning a racist misogynistic sociopathic bigot and all his followers makes perfect sense.,Making slanderous accusations with no proof makes sense +South Alabama may be the 2nd best team in the state.,USA - Troy looks real good this year tho. +The 12 people who control the top 12 mining networks.,Wouldn't miners leave the pool if shit their pool was doing was hurting the price of bitcoin? +"Hi, grandkids from the future! Glad you are here and able to read this!","We made history, If only it weren't so sad..." +"Nothing, it's his wiener that has a problem.",Lol the mods flaired me like that ask them +"With these Blue Jays, who needs hockey?",John Donaldson? +What do you see the meta becoming once the OSA is nerfed? PSX has shown the three-OSA setup to be king of the meta at this point. I'm having Ghosts MTAR / Vector flashbacks. What do you guys see becoming the new optimal setup once the OSA is inevitably nerfed?,Probably move to the Kbar assuming it doesn't get nerfed to. +I don't understand why he gets so many views he's not entertaining his face in 3 inches away from the screen and he's average at the game,It's because you're not an entertainer +Trump be like,Not enough tendies in the world to drop. +"Unless you're black, latino, muslim, or a woman. So, yeah, if you're a white male, who supports owning all the guns, then you matter to this guy.",He said humans though. +These 2 niggers should be banned from the subreddit.,"Nice edgy account, kid." +"If you truly believe that, you are sorely mistaken.","Whether that's true or not, all the Clinton supporters in the primaries cheering in the south seem to have have made a giant impact on her general election bid." +Nico's reaction to Lewis talking about changing Mechanics :D,Haha it's like Nico can't believe Lewis is still bringing this up. +"Actually, being called Bernie Bros and constantly disregarded is what probably made a lot of them decide to go third party. You shit on people enough they eventually turn away from you *and anything you support.*",Hope it was worth it. +"Even more so I think it is an important step to help show how devastating being poor is to anyone regardless of their race, religion, or any other awesome SJW people we need to protect emotionally instead of fixing real life issues. I tell you what when we have no more homeless, hungry or poor in the world I'll learn all your stupid pro nouns. Also feel I need to make it clear I enjoyed the article I just wish it went further into the deeper message.",Agreed. +thats odd.. why have so many colors for no reason.,So people can wonder if they correlate to nature or anything else. +Non-violent and unarmed doesn't mean non-threatening. I've been on the other side of one of these protests. It can be quite threatening to those not used to being yelled at and followed by folks with bandannas covering their faces.,"Plus the cops will regularly have dogs attack children, so, I bet that's pretty threatening too." +Insults dont need to be justified.,Maybe not for assholes. +Trump beats Clinton to take White House - BBC News,Not UK politics +Wow. That is shocking. This makes me worry about what kind of stuff they forget to teach students in the US and elsewhere.,As we speak in some states they are in the process of breeding out figures in history who fought the system and made lasting change like MLK and Ceaser Chavez. +Fine ill be that guy wtf is Handbrake,Video encoding software. +"Nah, it peaks at cutting.",Found the Jewish person. +You broke the seal by smashing in the tip?,Relevant username. +So just hyperbole and conjecture? *Any* evidence whatever of your selective release claim?,"Look, I can lead a horse to water but I can't cure it of mental retardation." +Pls let us get our own stewie pls.,You had one and you broke him so hard he went to CLG. +Gotta move north if you want to own,"Yeah, like Nunavut" +Weird. Most companies I know have only two. Mom and dad.,Lol made a ninja edit +The man is a chameleon. Huge Oscar snub that year.,iirc he was one of the more memorable aspects of that movie and he upstaged everyone with each scene that he was in. +Gifted genius slowly turns into Anonymous obsessed conspiracy theorist,Wasn't a solar flair technically responsible for the east coast power grid shutdown about a decade ago? +"It feels werid, being a Mexican/Ecuadorian Us soldier. Idk how to feel about all of this...except that I'm honestly scared for my families well-being...",yea trump will probably kill them all! +"To those saying we should forgive the Marcos's, bakit? Nag sorry ba sila?",They did nothing wrong. +The second they try and roll back a civil liberty we will see people take to the streets en masse.,"... and quickly quelled by the newer, stronger, police state." +Ah so he still wins in this scenario too?,"considering this scenario is what is happening right now, the problem is being taken care of." +HLD is getting a 60fps upgrade finally. Not sure how they're managing to pull it off.,GameMaker is not tied to 30fps +The Titans' darkest timeline,You misspelled Mett +"Sorry, only two joycons:/","Wow, even the N64 allows 4 controllers, this is such a step back for Nintendo" +Actually I believe there are legitimate studies that show boys get better grades and pay attention in class more when there are no girls at the school/in the class room.,Uniforms also work to a lesser degree +"Mixing politics with OSRS, you sir are treading into danger zone, I like it. Could you imagine the complications of requiring a 75% victory to become President lol, people would get tired of voting tbh.",need a vote from home option +Donald Trump won the presidency because celebrity beats substance,Yeah because clinton wasn't a household name +Has she checked the CO2 levels in her apartment? Sometimes there are small leaks that cause people to become confused.,We're trying to get the local fire in there to check for CO +Report: Trump team wants Romney to apologize,Funny how they want to make him apologize but Donald has never apologized for his offensive and degrading campaign. +LIVE Stream: Crooked Hillary Bends the Knee After Defeat!,I'm just surprised she was able to quote scripture without bursting into flames. +"What will GOP win mean for TSLA? I don't want to start a political thread, but I am actually nervous a GOP sweep will hurt the stock and company badly (deregulation, climate change, and tax credits positions). Am I wrong? I am strongly considering selling my shares (I am long) at a loss...",Look at today's energy sector if you are talking about this in terms of the stock market. +The best part of OB35,Now if we could just get people to READ THE GODDAMN CHAT WINDOW FOR FUCKS SAKE +Shows that it was a worth while time investment to add them.,I can't tell if you're seriously upset about Pandaren or not. +hero student comes to the defense of a girl that was being bullied,That's a great YouTube title. +That's when you mace them,Just turn the fluid back on and soak him well hes at the window. +Global recession was coming anyway.,US protectionism + UK possibly leaving the EU single market + slowdown in Chinese economy = things are looking great for the global economy. +"They can't see over the fucking hill. The guy in the black truck is a fucking moron, yes.",They should be driving for the conditions anyway. +Will he be eligible for QB points if he takes snaps at QB?,"No, not unless the Patriots change his position on their depth chart." +And die hards won't?,"Just means I'll be looking for road game tickets, and maybe just do a game or two at Wrigley next year." +"I get high to get inspired, write, play music, take photographs. I never understood the concept of getting high and inventing increasingly intricate ways to smoke weed, sorry!",Then why would you ever look at this sub +"I would be one of those babies, and you don't speak for me. Argue the medical facts all you want, but stop trying to argue on behalf of a group that largely doesn't give a fuck solely because you like to argue.",Who elected you the spokesperson? +Hey don't be getting short with him!,That's a tall order coming from you! +"So I just got a new grow tent, and really solid grow lamp, 600 watt sodium, with a ballast, and hood, so I guess there is only one question Does this thing need to run on its own circuit? I am a little worried about how much power this thing appears to want to consume. Anyone have any idea?",Check your ballast for your light's specs and your circuit breaker panel for what amperage breakers you have. +"I just don't understand how this is a hit? Selling Trump Tower alone would cover all of his debt obligations to Wells Fargo. These are commercial mortgage loans that he could refinance to any bank in an instant. These aren't grounds to have him impeached. He's not beholden to WF. To think he is, is to be naive and uninformed about his industry. He has real fundamental issues with conflicts of interest but this reaction, to this just serves to undermine genuine objection to real, meaningful issues he has.","It's pretty likely he's underwater on Trump Tower, couldn't sell it." +Or a reference to the song Stan by Eminem.,I don't think it is though +"The Bernie Bros are responsible for this. They need to own up and stop pretending that the primary was rigged. Oh, and guess what? Nobody will ever court the progressive vote in America again. Ever. We've successfully proven that we'll never vote for a Democrat no matter what. Good job, guys!","Right, and DWS resigned for doing nothing wrong in the primaries" +so what you are saying is cut taxes (government income) while at the same increasing spending,Americans would vote him in. +"A member of the Swiss SOF unit, the scout paratroopers, carriers his gear towards a river. As part of the selection, he will have to swim in the river, wearing almost no clothes.",Are you sure this isnt a screenshot from literal military porn? +Most Feared Beast of the Gridiron Ndamukong Suh,"Big hitter on Landon Collins, I'm sold" +"MLB outfielder gives souvenir ball to a kid, has to steal it back because inning is not over. (At 0:44)",This wouldnt happen if people didnt shame the players for being overly careful on 3 outs. +I wouldn't put much stock in CNN's predictions right now.,"What do you mean, Hillary has a 99% chance of winning drumpfkin" +"Me too, especially if it was a peyote cactus.",No eating the president please. +So......r/mallninjashit?,Not enough deformed skulls and monster energy claws +Im rank 12 and play mainly sirius and im having a great time at my tier in both 2v2 and 3v3 (tho i feel like hes stronger in 2v2). He has great burst damage with charged m1 and can easily do m1 trades vs all characters if you make sure to fight during weaken. Great CC with petrify and slows with R and ex-m1. Good mobility and decent healing output. Its easy to punish people out of position with his ulti once their mobility spell is down. I do think he could use a small buff to get to Pearl and polomas level tho (or they a nerf to get to his).,"cool, I'm glad better players are also having some positive experiences with him!" +Richard Branson's Virgin to bankroll a secret Blairite campaign to stop Brexit,Not terribly secret so far... +"'GRIE7MANN' You can thank me later, media team.",Poor Memphis! +whats up with buildings collapsing in 2001?,NO WONDER THEY TOOK REVENGE IN SEPTEMBER +But what was it taken from?,Hate for one self. +"Everyone needs to stop wondering who would pay $40k for a Focus!?! Its as much a Focus as an Evo is a Lancer. Its just a stupid argument. The car is priced competitively for the amount of performance you get out of it, not to mention it looks great and would make an awesome daily. who would pay $40k for a focus!? a lot of people, thats who. that car will have 0 problems selling at its current price point","It's not the $40k that bothers me, it's the fact I'll probably have to pay another $1000 and up for the right to pay Ford or my bank $40,000+interest over the next several years for a car I can't even drive until the following June." +Take this shit back to Facebook,Mic drop +I don't agree. I think the government is in their right to make certain goods more affordable and certain items less affordable.,Sure doesn't sound like a free market to me... +That would be a huge Photoshop file.,I'm always afraid of deleteing layers incase I need to edit it in a later date. +Do you mean the shortage of pokeball is great or there is a shortage of great balls.,"It's like the Irish potato famine, you're missing a lot of both" +CSGO Knife BF1,"Removed no PC sales, console only please" +"If only the 18-25 votes were counted, Hillary would have won 502 electoral votes.",So you're telling me the real cause for this is because those people 18 to 25 years ago didn't get busy enough? +"2016 Week 3 Game Thread: Pittsburgh Steelers(2-0) @ Philadelphia Eagles(2-0) Please Remember: **Leave all opinions/thoughts inside of this thread. Anything that isn't newsworthy posted outside of this thread during the game will be removed.** Don't be rude. We're all here to watch the game. Do not troll the other sub's game thread/post game thread. We will be notified and we will take necessary steps after that. If you see someone in here trolling, feel free to file a report and we will take care of it. Thank you and enjoy the game.","Explain to me how the commentator mentions the timeout call, yet the clock is still ticking down?" +BLOOD CLOT WINS. FATALITY.,**HILLARITY** +"Once you renounce darkness, you never go back.","Yeah obviously, every time you try the light will burn you." +The polls were also pretty clear that Clinton would win against trump,Not by as wide a margin. +Quagmire,Giggity +Pete Dunne in wwe tryouts,Damn WWE poaching all of WCPW's talent +Not at all at first. Took 3arc heck ton of time to get the pc version stabilized,Mod tools were just a splash in the pond I'm sure +"DeKay on Twitter: kioShiMa to immediately replace jkaem in FaZe Clan CS:GO starting roster, per sources.",I would much rather have him in LDLC but this is alright i guess +es geht um hirnlose maschinen die berechenbare handlungen wiederholen. also ja du hast recht.,/l/ichbin15unddiesisttief +what is going on?,Shining a laser on an aircraft is a federal offense. +Guess you didn't watch the 1 minute video you've now made 3 comments about.,I can't tell if he's trolling or has brain damage. +One of my favorite Badger lines.,"I liked the Babylon 5 and Star Trek references from Badger (thanks Vince Gilligan, or whoever it was)!" +She seriously seems to have problems keeping her clothes on.,It's not a problem. +Fuck they removed the NPC that sells the gliders too? That's BS because you can still get your godamn garrison to make the gliders for you and avoid engineers if you want to.,Shhh theylll nerf it too +Half naked women get thousands of upvotes; how many for a render of Blue Meanie?,That's the best *render* I've ever seen +My dry erase board before and after starting diving class,Ground breaking! +Complete view of Donaldson's winning run courtesy of Toronto Raptor Kyle Lowry,Lowry need an off season job by any chance? +"ugh of course he's a LW. I would love to but I'm not sure what we have to offer. Lee has been horrid but would he be enough? Columbus is in a weird spot, I don't think they're rebuilding so they wouldnt want prospects","lol - no, anders lee is not nearly enough for brandon saad." +"I'm hoping this is a signing to fill up some space during camp while JT and Kulemin are at WCoH. His age and size do not scream 'worth taking a roster spot from younger depth guys'. I know we usually go after some vets to fill up depth spots, but I think PAP, Ladd, and Chimera provide enough veteran presence.",he would be assigned to the minors. +"Not a revisionist - I just misread the article. The accusation is that the FBI did nothing to stop the assassination, and that a member of the Memphis PD took the shot. Is that more accurate? Not an American, just trying to understand this a little better.",Other accounts say that the FBI actively worked with the Memphis PD in order for them to more efficiently assassinate. +Can you get duplicate rewards? i.e. if i beat with 90 twice will i get 2 emerald bangles,Yes. +Is that the stock trigger on the pump?,Yessir +"The whole challenger list in turkey (3v3 5v5 soloq) is filled with euw players, and they all got their rewards ;)",then one of your teammates was probably banned for toxicity at some point +"Please, God, No.","He's obviously really into protecting the reproductive rights of women so this is kind of a obvious choice, don't understand these other comments." +"What is it about her that screams, If not famous you'd see me cashiering at Kroger?",Hahaha that actually explains it well +"So you no idea, no proof, just baseless accusations.",How is it baseless when Wikileaks and Assange constantly remind us that they have the info but are waiting to dump it? +You are my Everything...,I'm a fan of the big claws this artist gives Nick. +"What is the best way to lose water weight Sorry if this question has been asked before, I've been having trouble losing my water weight and was wondering if anybody has found the best way, it's getting annoying doing sit ups and still having a stomach.","Sweat, drink lots of water (and pee a lot), and reduce sodium and carb intake." +"My college friend enlisted in the Marine Corps on Sept 10, 2001. The next day he was like whoops.",does your friend happen to be named bad luck brian? +Why the hell does Just Cause 3 look worse than Just Cause 2?,It doesn't. +I bet you're 14 years old aren't you we need less of you here,Said the 12-year-old ;) +I think there's two kinds of people that watch league of legends. There's the ones that think OHH DAMAGE WOW POE GREAT and the ones that go Damn Hyllissang is drawing 2 bans and still performing crazy well I tend to be the second. I think he has been the best player on UOL since their promotion into the LCS.,"there's two kinds of people that watch LoL, reddit analysts and everyone else." +I don't shitpost much so allow me this one,"I am overjoyed, was shipped an hour ago and thanks to Metabox's shipping, I should have it tomorrow." +"Also, I've seen those Heritage .22's go for less brand new / non-blem.","Yeah, I didn't price check, but I had the feeling that it wasn't a great price" +Is it lying if you don't remember what you said? I have a better theory: early-stage Alzheimer's.,Like father like son. +What will happen if we kill all the mosquitoes? unbalanced ecosystem?,"Every animal that eats mosquitoes probably eats something else, so... ... Paradise!" +At least they are building it on their own sovereign land.,Are you implying Israeli territory is not sovereign or something? +Bigger walls means bigger tunnels buddy.,"I dunno that would take time, if there were someway to go up a wall, kind of like a ladder, but damm it he says the will will be 35-45 feet and I don't think you can make a ladder bigger than that." +Works for soup too.,If you're quick enough... +Please open a ticket so we can replace the device!,And then he can have it back in a few months! +Summoner Monk to Three!,But it can summon molmorat +That pivot from 1928 to 1932...,"Makes you wonder, did something major happen in the US in between those years?" +"You know damn well there's more than 1 person in every state worth as much of not more than Colbert. If he can do it, they all can Its a god damn tax write off for Christ's sake Let alone the number of corporations. Shit, Delaware would have the best schools in the US",Yeah let's see how much it would take to do this in just California. +Site run by a guy who has a show on a Kremlin network turns out to have involvement with Russia? Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.,"Next someone is going to say that water is wet, or that fire is hot, omg" +I've heard the ending sucks.,Still not my least favorite part. +He's pretty much the most popular character in the show...,I think he means love from other characters? +Since so many of you enjoyed my Mario I thought I would share the 5ft Megaman 2 Dragon I made out of perler beads:),I hope this makes you super rich. +What's with you weirdos and comparing guns to dicks?,"The comparison isn't exactly deep or profoundly, except it's profoundly obvious." +Andrew Jackson. The President. Look it up.,You dropped your +"A lot of people think this power is king is just silly and only in stories. No in china it's very real, same as face, very important. Still remember an unconfirmed story where a guy was being worked as a slave, ran away and found the authorities, and they just took him back to the slave shop. It's an unconfirmed story because it was found in a bottle lying around, and very hard to prove if it's real, but knowing china I don't doubt it.",sounds fake or more to the story +We're all Wednesday Aren't we?,"Winnalls on fire, your defence is terrified winnalls on fire" +"It says a lot about her, or Slate for that matter, if the possibility of losing this election was unimaginable",Well it WAS her turn +"For you, yes, for most teenager petsitters? I would wager they don't even know the picture has a timestamp you can check. Especially if you only ask for a pic, not a timestamped one.","Yes, today's youth is notoriously technologically illiterate." +omg the waste of water here... o.0,"I totally agree, there should be a naked chick under there." +Carson: Trump was 'quite somber' when he sensed victory,what wold Carson know about sensing victory? +All these Trump sycophants are gonna get whiplash from flip flopping so fast.,"well, Trump DID constantly say that things would be so different your head will spin" +I thought Ivanka was going to be the CEO of the Trump Organization.,she is...and the White House is their most valuable business asset for the next 4-8 years! +Its all owned by the Sheinhardt Wig Company,...well that explains Trump then...although you think they'd be able to create a more realistic wig! +"A president can only pardon those who are convicted. If the president is convicted or pled guilty, they would be president no longer, thus removing their ability to pardon also. Checks and balances built into the constitution.",So he can pin any crimes on his family and then pardon them? +And right before his tax returns are released.,where does the press conference where he releases the proof of all the crimes of the Clinton family fit into that schedule? +"Let me guess, your friend's also one of those types that believes Obama is the most divisive president in history.",Obama MADE me be a racist!!! +Both rigged,By the Jews! +"You're aware MC is currently in Standard, right?",Wow I had absolutely no idea! +I been livin what I wrote,All I see is snakes in the eyes of these niggas +Thomas Jefferson was in France during the Constitutional Convention and had nothing to do with it's creation.,Yea he definitely didn't correspond with any of the other framers. +And why I never read the articles any more. I used to believe.,I don't believe you did. +"*Screams, Oscar mikes lipstick skin","Would love a noir skin for Ambra, Deande, OM and Attikus in their." +"No. I didn't login or log off at all. Well, only between the second and third kill but that is because there was a nine hour gap between the first and the third. I ain't gonna stay logged in for nine hours.",I think the ban speaks for itself ... +Apple raises UK Mac prices by hundreds of pounds thanks to Brexit,does this mean resale value goes up of old macs? +So glad I voted trump!,What! +"How religious do you like your Spider-Man? Growing up I remember reading comics where Peter prays and stuff like that. Recently he is more portrayed as an atheist. Where does his religion stand for you, and what do you like to see?",3 sugars 1 cream +Climate change deniers make up a substantial portion of the republican base,And people who beleive in mass censorship make up the majority of Clinton's support as well +Decided to recreate Ciri in Skyrim Special Edition.,"The character remembers me more of the first game's Geralt than Ciri... but still, nice work." +Rogers vs TEN Flacco vs CLE,"Rodgers, he's like a top 5 QB ROS lol" +"Maybe this will open some people's eyes to the danger of centralizing power at the national level? Power needs to be a) diffuse (i.e. spread to the states, where it is both more responsive to the electorate and diverse in focus) and b) limited by term (preventing a political class/aristocracy). These two things will ensure that a republic doesn't become a soviet-style republic.",Don't most liberals tend to be against states rights? +CNN still hasn't changed. Blames Trump for dividing the country. Don't admit they purposely took Trump out of context many times and spun things endlessly. Not just CNN but they seem to take no blame in all this.,Who is CNN? +Gmae Thread: Texans @ Colts The Colts return to Indy following a lopsided victory over the Jets to host division foe Houston Texans. This is a must win for both teams as they are in a 3-way tie for 1st place in the South with the Titans.,TYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYTY +"Woah there, maybe a doll is more your speed.","No, only a hippopotamus will do." +Clearly you haven't been keeping am eye on the polls. He's losing.,Dropped this: +People getting annoyed,Lmao I get that people are mad but acting like this only makes you look bad +12-18 hours a day?!?!? How?,No job or in college/uni and have very few classes+no social life (not dissing op in any way just answering question) +And they have a conveniently placed ladder on the other side?,"You can drop a bouldering cushion on the other side, rappel down on a rope, so many easy ways..." +Upward inflection or uptalk. Started in California with girls but has spread,.. girls butt has spread. +lmaoo i dont play fantasy so idk. Are assists weighed at all?,Yeah but they dont do anything if you dont have a good shooter on your team. +"Immigration. I had to go thru a complicated process to get a visa, then more steps to become a permanent resident, so it kind of makes me bitter when I hear about amnesty. But, I also understand why you would want to leave a homeland when it's at war, or crime is through the roof. So I'm on that fence.",*Through +Diver sucked away by ripcurrent,Cthulhu was hungry that day. +"LF2M NF, dont need mic add yilz9 and leave your light level","397 Hunter, PSN: FROMtheASHES777" +"It was just a joke. Do Mercy players get triggered when this subreddit says MERCY MAIN BTW SURPRISING AMOUNT OF DAMAGE over and over? Barely anyone trashes on S76... calm down, *Soldier*.",My stance on sub still stands. +"Norway here, My favouritt is probly illmac, he had me at third roundt against bigg k. Btw, am i the only one who thinks ilmac has beautiful eyes? Pause! did i do it right?","Yes, you did it right." +"I can think of a few: eliminating marriage equality, reinstating DADT, reinstating sodomy laws, and allowing gay conversion therapy be used as a valid treatment for teenagers.",Surely these are things that should be left to the states +"No the judge wasn't. Brietbart damn near dislocated their shoulders with that reach, but the judge wasn't.","I'm not gonna argue about whether or not the judge is in a supremacy group, but the fact that he is in a Mexican pride or whatever group is a completely inappropriate, not as much as SOMEBODIES comments but it's still not right for an American court room." +heh you assume I don't have a degree?,"I assume several things about you, that's just one of them." +Thomas Sankara is such an underrated leader. He was one of the best.,He was one of the few decent Stalinists. +I haven't watched a DC show since smallville. This looks like an episode worth coming back for though. Is it the most recently aired one?,Yes. +"Is this really how your mind works? I didn't say that I didn't know it was a rehash. How did you get that out of what I said? Also, nostalgia is formed when something that someone loves, or is infatuated with, plays a part in influencing something new. I had no love for the old movies, so again, no nostalgia. JJ Abrams created a beautiful movie. But please, continue on has to how my opinion is wrong.","Dude I already said lets agree to disagree since it's your preference, you're the one that kept it going, don't try that card." +I actually am and that offends me.,That's y we needed Hillary +Brutal,Don't they give inmates jobs? +RIP in peace.,Rip in WAT? +Even if there's a fire.,What about multiple fires? +My Turn.,That guy must be rich. +What are the little things that make a day slightly above average?,Every light is green +"Too lazy to read 3k comments, anyone know if there is something like this for a newbie in the US? Been looking for something to get me started.",adafruit +As above Regia Marina also means Royal Navy.,Just call them RM... +-while roaring He's a dinosaur,A free dinosaur spirit. +"I'm confused. You fucked up your wheel, sent the picture to a friend, then completely flipped your car three minutes later? What actually happened here? Are you hurt? So many questions.",Prob sent the pic while driving lol +upvote this to manipulate search result post are shit-post in their purest form.,But it worked so well to take down Comcast. +Finally finished up my lift and bumper install!,Looks great. +Sex segregation of any kind is wrong.,Mmmkay... so male and female toilets is wrong? +"He's not your friend, guy!","He's not your guy, mate." +Saying you support it is one thing. Being able to do anything about it when you strip out the one thing that provides that protection. He can't get rid of Obamacare but mandate that private companies have to cover everyone. It doesn't work that way.,Technically Reagan did when the signed the law mandating the hospitals treat patients regardless of their ability to pay. +"Before you report this yet again, please be informed that mods have agreed to leave it up because it comments on Utah issues that go beyond the election.","Fine, take all the wind out of my sails before I even get to do something..." +"You still have those delightful orange street lights?! See, it doesn't look creepy to me, it looks warm and happy.",Somebody Photoshop it blue and make it real spooky +I AM STILL GRAVELY DISAPPOINTED!! I STILL LOVE YOU PAUL,Paul can never be forgiven +Is now the time to help promote communism? It seems the results of the election have left people with a bad taste in their mouth; this seems like a good time to educate people into seeing how socialist ideas are a good change.,Every day is a good day to promote communism. +"It really sounds like you guys havent, seriously does that look like too much for you guys?","I think that, when it really comes down to it, no one gives a shit." +haha,:) +"A chair (San Pedro, Laguna)",w2c bruhhh? +Mike Pence was perhaps the most anti gay governor of the United States.,VP's have so much power in the White House +What's a clip that you saw and you wish you could unsee?,Every jinx video ever +This really changed my life. I tried so much trying to figure why I got acne so often. The only time I get it now is from some intense stress or I probably didn't clean well enough.,"Yeah, you also feel so much cleaner and more fresh when your face is smooth." +"2 nominations, 0 awards. :'(",at least you got nominated +"There was no riot. This dude is majorly overstating things, I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't even live in Chicago.","Hyperbole in the media, sure doesnt sound familiar" +Ask Ukraine how much National Sovereignty does when faced with a much bigger foe,So...a war over immigration? +"M'aiq knows much, and tells some. M'aiq knows many things others do not. You will ask M'aiq things. M'aiq will always give an answer. Is it the answer you want to hear here? This is not up to M'aiq.",Is M'aiq an Aedra or a Daedra? +"The Huffington Post article written to fear monger about being a minority in America, is written by **a white guy**","All he's doing is talking for the poor oppressed minorities that can't speak for themselves, Is that so bad?" +Jeanne will comeout from the ~~Servant Graveyard~~ Warehouse as D'Arcness after all the torture Gudako giving her and she ready for her revenge,"If only it worked like that, my Jeanne would be sitting in the Warehouse as we speak." +how's 'Best Kratom' Beginner's Pack ?,Expensive +"The push for the public to purchase Teslas should focus on the fact that they are American made and free us of our dependence on foreign oil instead of how environmentally friendly they are. Now that we have a Republican controlled government who believes man-made climate change is a hoax, we need to make sure they and those that elected them, understand that Tesla is great for this country in terms they can understand. Telling them electric cars help to fight climate change isn't going to work. We need to focus on saying that (1) the performance of electric cars is better, (2) they allow us to break free from out dependence on middle east countries and their oil supply, and (3) Tesla is creating a ton of high paying jobs in our own country instead of shipping them overseas like other companies are doing. Tesla is the definition of an American success story.",that's racist and xenophobic +And the ones that did ask would be shouted (or voted) down for being a 'terrorist sympathizer',That's not the way it works in Germany. +"Man, what a year! And we're not even finished yet!",The right's victory shall be complete once Marie Le Pen wins next year. +Jesus doesn't look too happy about it.,He not fill very wall to day +Man beat in broad daylight for who he voted for.,"Guys, minorities are *so* afraid of Trump's intolerance right now!" +Where does everyone download torrents now?,Download bitlord and get the torrent from piratebay using its built in browser. +You know the DNC is corrupt when the INTERIM chairwomen is fired after the first one was fired. And she was only sorry for getting caught. When will people stop blaming 3rd party voters and candidates for HRC loss and blame the beast instead.,"I can't blame my completely perfect candidate for her failings, fuck you!" +I think the lighting issue has gotten worse..,I guess that's also a a feature but to prevent attackers outside from shooting the defenders ? +When?,Kennedy...Kennedy....Bush 2000 for 3 examples +"That's pretty much it. These are Americans who are hurting, and have been hurting for a long time- but they get ignored and rejected at every turn. Yeah, the advancement of 'civil rights' might make you feel warm and fuzzy inside but it doesn't mean shit if you can't afford to feed your family, or if you're given the choice between being forced to pay for prohibitively expensive health insurance or keeping your heat on during the winter.",which they will all be able to do after foodstamps and welfare get funding cuts! +Nailed it.,Straight from Kira's hands and feet +This is why Europeans are under the impression that America is the Wild West and we're all being shot at or shooting at someone on a daily basis. The reality is that most Americans will go their entire life without ever even witnessing violent gun crime.,"Well, their entire life minus the 5 last minutes is even more correct." +"Can we make a case though, that Zohan is on par with thors durability. Considering Thor was stabbed by loki and Zohan took a bullet to the face without a scratch on him.",That knife had to be Asgardian or Chitari +OMFG!,Ok. +"Precisely, why settle for long range wimp ass weapons when you can go full weeb and show off the katana skills we've practiced in our mom's basements over the years?",*Phase shifts with Katana Core behind a Northstar* Nothing personal kid. +My question... why is he demonstrating rolling in throttle with the left hand!,"How is he supposed to hold the camera, duh" +70 closest friends I don't even have 70 acquaintances.,I haven't seen 70 different people in the last 5 years +What's to best way to get my phone charged in the desert?,Airplane mode and two battery packs worked for me. +"Good. Why in the hell we've continued to support them is beyond me. Actually, no, I get it. Our current administration is crooked. Thank God for Trump.",Thank (or blame) the voters for Trump. +I didn't rate them with other countries.,Why not? +"Realistically speaking, what changes do you expect to see in the upcoming years?",Immediately: deportation of anyone in DACA +Hey is anyone else having problems finding a game? I'm stuck at finding teammates on Xbox 1.,"Yes, servers are still good as down." +You forgot Nunu instead.,Yeah Nunu needs one before Eve for sure. +I didn't realize he was Mario.,"Princess Peach don't stay Princess Peach don't stay around Princess Peach, Princess Peach Princess Peach don't stay Princess Peach don't stay, hey Stay around" +"You know, Fred.","Aaaah, thought you said Massa" +"New Delhi's air is now so toxic, schools are closing and expats are fleeing","What, no, toxic air couldn't possibly affect the climate." +Someone is photoshopping Donald Trump's face on the Queens body and it is hilarious.,Probably the hacker named 4chan. +Streaming Links for Bathurst 1K?,Dunno if skynz fan pass would work in USA +Una settimana dopo gli hai fatto mangiare i genitori per caso?,South Park watcher spotted +Thanks :),You haven't flew yet? +The red cups are here. Is this enough Christmas?,"Not a Jesus Cross to be found, it's the reason for the season I'm triggered!" +"Which jukebox / radio / ambient sound is annoying you the most? I know a weird question, but I guess it's something different than the usual talk. Personally I despise the bar jukebox in Club House and the slot machine sounds in the Yacht Casino. They get shot right away...","The radio in Train Museum and the classical music in Cigar Lounge in Kafe, because YOU CANT FUCKING SHOOT IT DOWN" +Jenna Coleman,"Alas, this is a fake as I recall." +At least he likes some decent cereal,You coco puff pesants have clearly not tasted the superior froot loops master cereal before. +"Wow this was pretty accurate until that last one, where did that come from I don't hate I just like memes.",reddit_irl +"It's nice to have a physical copy, though. Then you can carry it around with you and pull it out to hit people with.",I feel much more revolutionary having a physical copy on my bookshelf +That's racist,Ur racist +I don't know where they are going for this.....,"Well, when it comes to suicide those with mental illnesses are at high risk." +On a train to Busan.,They lasted longer than the people who weren't on a train to Busan +Hungry pants are best pants,"That room looks like a pretty fun one to go fucking psycho in, but that's probably just me." +Yep but Clinton would have been great for privacy. Cut the shit,"her own privacy, yours, well you don't know better so you need the government to take care of you" +Which is why those jobs are never going to return to the US. The factories might just not the jobs.,That's the smart thing to do +My Swedish Ladies back it on up,Quality shitpost +Probably the most worrying road sign I've ever seen,this needs to be in r/ottawa they had a pretty good sinkhole on rideau not to long ago lolol +"It's not bad, just oppressed and misunderstood.",Like Hitler :) +Just found out what the issue was. I reached out to my reseller and he mentioned the epg is down and should br up tomorrow. Thanks for help,That's excellent news! +Ilhan Omar Likely to be First Somali-American Muslim Woman in Elected Office,Mashallah! +"yeah, i was gonna say. I don't like the results of yesterday's wheezing finish to our electoral hell, but I think it's dangerous to keep pretending like it's just uneducated white people who made this happen.",Nope fuck you it's just the demographic that Reddit has agreed to not like that's solely responsible for everything bad that happens from now on +Ombudsman probes PNP chief over Las Vegas trip,"Next week: Ombudsman being investigated for alleged ties with drug lords, sex tapes and jaywalking." +Maybe you are a fuckin' idiot.,Jesus... Why? +Did you not see the DNC convention and how hard Sanders supporters fought along the way? Fuck DNC and the Clinton camp for rigging the primary and pushing a corrupted most electable candidate that will never win,Never forget Sarah Silverman's articulate overture to Sanders' supporters from the DNC convention stage. +Does anyone know what this image macro is called?,Speechless.jpg +Swedish women get hotline to report mansplaining,....... +"Ignoring all the diamonds are a ripoff comments, the point is: don't have your jewelry sent off for repair. Find a local jeweler that can repair your jewelry in-house. I can think of two different (chain) stores that can do most needed repairs (resizings, fixing loose stones, repairing prongs) in my city alone. I'm sure there are smaller independent stores that have the ability for jewelry repair as well.","for as hard as the cops come down on simple crimes - anything over $500 is a felony, where is the consumer protection and appropriate people pulled out of this system?" +It's not even in 1080p.,Thatsthejoke.jpg +ColorizeBot,Please! +Leia tells him that it's a diplomatic vessel. Pretty tough to make that excuse unless it's a day or two at least. We're on a diplomatic mission! We literally just saw you steal those plans ten minutes ago,You were on no mercy mission this time +Thanks! Is it viable in your opinion?,It's one of the best sweepers in Alola as far as single player goes +"Throwback: the 1995 Ottawa Rough Riders training camp in my hometown of Kingston, Ontario",Wow that's old +ARRRRRRRGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS,**ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS** +"Let's also not write off the Steelers just yet, they're flukey but our defense hasn't faced an offense this good.","Well you played the Packers, Bengals, and Philly... & the Bears..." +I can see how this ends: thier case being thrown out and contempt chages because galen kept talking over the judge.,LETSO GET IT OWN +'member Halloween?,That guy's face looks like a member berry +Any reason to not feel like doom is imminent? I am feeling very much afraid for my family and our future after the election of Trump. He seems to be in line with throwing climate change back into hyperdrive. Does anyone have any words of hope or anything? Lol,A nuclear winter would cool things off. +*Not counting that 8.4 TF for 16-bit rendering* LOL.,"I'm curious if you're laughing so loudly because you think he's wrong, because he's not." +Gimmie 5.,I'll do it for tree fiddy. +Someone gave him a dildo.,That's his excuse for it anyways. +Unless you're from a Muslim family,Considering your flair I guess you have experience growing up in a Muslim family +That 2nd isn't until 2018,Oh okay good +You know a country without a border wall is a little like a mule with a spinning wheel,No one uses mules anymore +Was it that bad?,First tournament was still the worst one +But Reddit isn't the source of this...,"I'm discussing the comments, not the source" +That's... No... That's not the Chamber of Secrets. It's the Room of Requirement you're thinking about.,Totally what I meant +i just go to that sub for cool replays :p,it's the first place people go to share new apps and mods they are working on it's pretty cool :D Did you know about the trainer mod? +Because that's where he was born.,Correct! +How exactly is money going to stop bullying?,Because people believe you can just throw money at something and fix it. +This is my shocked face.,I am Jack's total lack of surprise. +What does that even mean?,I have absolutely no idea... but he went through the effort of bordering his sign with red tape to make it stand out too. +Suggestion to James O'Keefe: go undercover in the riots and let us know EXACTLY who is funding these social terrorists.,They make life easy when they hand out flyers connecting them to organizations owned/run by Soros. +Beliefs and actions.,So elaborate a bit if you would u/Basement_Nuke... What beliefs and actions do you identify as being hallmarks of degeneracy? +"We all know that eventually the U.S. will annex Canada, China and the U.S. will have a war, and a small portion of us will live in underground vaults where we'll be subjected to unethical experiments.",But you will have an armour that can defeat a battalion of tanks. +Where's that Mick Jenkins flair?,Need that Canada Dry flair +Except Comcast gives it to me for free.,"Whelp, you get what you pay for, I suppose." +"So the police should bust and prosecute people for crimes before they commit them? They should at least wait until they put the car in drive. Or better, they could stop the person and tell them to call a cab or they will be busted. Then everybody wins.","Ah, but then they don't hit their targets... How could we possibly have a police force based entirely off helping people?" +That's racist. Imagine if someone called Obama winning a black lash. The left has lost their fucking minds.,And white las sounds so forced... black lash has such a better ring to it +Autimatic ace against mouz,Bruh +You're comparing Hitler saying the jews are the source of all problems to Trump saying We need to stop violent illegal immigrants and radical Islamists from entering the country. If you don't see how that's a false analogy IDK what to tell you.,mexicans are rapists and murderers We need to refuse entry to all muslim refugees Yeah I cant see how anyone could possibly see a similarity there. +"Deeply relieved, more than surprised. Even though I do not really believe we are a minority.",Trump says hi. +"There should be a primary day in march and Election Day in November. Two contests, popular vote. Easy.","Yep, it's that easy!" +"I dunno, but the video clearly shows coil windings. They might use a pneumatic return spring, but the actuation is done with an em motor. Generally, electromotive is much faster in response than pneumatic systems. An electric motor can spin 13000 rpm, which is all due to how fast the respective coils in the stator can be switched in polarity to generate push and pull forces. He is probably taking this and applying it to linear motion.",Maybe he uses exhaust gas air/pressures to balance the pneumatic load on either side of the valve so the coils don't have to be ridiculously beefy to actuate. +People should never have given this woman any consideration...just about any other democrat with a pulse would have won the election on Tuesday against Trump.,"It was her turn, you misogynist." +This isn't violent. It's a demonstration. We're not up in arms. We're mad at the result. Let people have their outlet.,"Yes, and the protests in Oakland, Chicago, New York, etc are all peaceful too." +So then all those articles blaming whites for electing Donald Trump are racist? And don't go for Crenshaw intersectional theory. That has no basis in the law.,It's impossible to be bigoted again straight white males. +I was thinking more along the lines of Mr. Robot for some reason...,It's that sickly green tint. +"TIL of a band called Dread Zeppelin. A parody band, they perform Zeppelin material in a reggae style, sung by a 300-pound Elvis impersonator.",I would love to see how they approached D'yer Mak'er.. +"That is from one brand, and they are promptly fixing it. Don't forget that the 480 launched way out of spec and was literally killing motherboards.",Most motherboards that isn't low-end have safeguard and the **issue was fixed in a drive update**. +Using tilt shift at a carnival in Rio makes it look like something out of Gulliver's Travels,My favorite part is the dancing Voldemorts. +"Moscow had contacts with Trump team during campaign, Russian diplomat says",Remember: Hillary's the corrupt one. +Hooks... palm down vs palm facing you? What's the deal? And why? I've always thought palm facing you on long range hooks made sense because with just a slight bend of the wrist you're hitting your opponent with the scoring part of the glove. Whereas if your palm is down you're basically hitting your opponent with your thumb and index finger. As for mid and short range hooks I never really thought it mattered too much. Both ways seem to work just fine and dandy. For me personally I almost always throw my hooks with palm facing me. Unless it's an overhand punch in which case I usually turn my fist over. What about you good folks??,Palm facing me always. +Garage door hop,**sigh** This is why we need the wall. +"Haha. He explains at the top somewhere that the presence of his teammate messes him up too, as you can imagine.","I'm pretty sure this is simply a humor post, not exactly a legitimate protip." +"I think the new raid wing is going to be Divinity's Reach fanciest cat competition. They have been sprinkling hints in with all the random cats we've been able to find all over Tyria. There's going to be a mass migration to the Great Collapse. I don't have any phone camera pictures to verify this leak but I heard from a very good source (my uncle works at ANET, totally telling the truth) the first boss is a pair of drakes, one elementalist and one warrior. They use bloodstone attacks because of the White mantle ruins left behind in the rubble. The second fight is the crazy cat lady who's caused all the cats to come down into the sewers from above. It's all her plot that got out of hand. She was also responsible for bribing the judges to make Chauncy lose in the last contest. It was all a Mantle plot. The final fight is sort of gvg inspired? Raid v Raid? either way you have to fight a raid of ten other cats. Only after you get rid of the pretenders can Chauncy sit on his rightful throne and offer the gift of Catscension to help up build our legendary armor.",+1 can verify; My grandmother was flown out to Seattle to voice the 2nd boss; The Cat-Lady; she wasn't supposed to tell me anything but thanks to her minor case of dementia she completely forgot about the NDA she signed. +"Applied update, first thing I checked...","This wont ever be solved since it stems from the Input Delay, which is a plague manufactured by the developers at EAids." +How is this a red card? Yet when opponent slide tackles me from behind 10 minutes later he gets no card..,Seen it too many times where I've been slide tackled to death and I'll put in a single shoulder to shoulder 50/50 and the ref goes off like I've pissed all over his grandmother +"He released a new video today. He made a lot of valid points. 1) Most of the black money is with the rich. He said there is a list of 648 rich people including ambani etc who have swiss bank accounts. They control majority of the wealth. They are not being targeted. 2) He said if they removed 500 and 1000 notes, he would have supported their move. But reintroducing 2000 notes just makes black money easier. 3) He said all the rich people are already exchanging their black money at 20% rate. He said money is exchanged. Old 500 and 1000 notes are exchanged and 2000Rs notes are delivered to their homes. This move is increasing the shady dealings even more. 4) The only people affected by this move is small time traders, housewives, local stop owners, autorickshaw owners etc. 5) It's causing a lot of inconvenience to poor people. Many marriages are being broken. They have to stand in long queues to exchange money. Poor people who have accumulated wealth over time over a period of years now have to pay taxes on it. In short he says all the big time people who have black money are getting their black money exchanged for 20% rate. It's only the poor people who are bearing the brunt of this decision.","In short, he is a chutiya." +"It seems bombers are basically normal terrorists with some 300-400HP and a single C4 brick strapped to them. The max damage I took so far was 20HP, and he was hugging me. The average is 9-16HP lost.",nice +Metallic red Ranger back up,ty OP in for 1 for present for friend +"Relapse doesn't deserve to be next to Encore. It's a much better album...hell, least Relapse has well produced tracks and beats",Infinitely better lyrics and rhymes. +How are people still more concerned about health insurance than the cost of health care?,Are you implying the Hospital CEO's don't deserve $20 million per year! +"Thank God, Tipper put a stop to all that gangsta rap! Without her, Ice-T wouldn't have become a cop on the special victims unit.",M E T A E T A +Americas. We gave them all sorts of fun diseases that wiped them out wholesale and they gave us the slow death of the syph,Seems fair..... +Young Thug & Lil Uzi Vert - The Richest,Uzi has the same flow in every feature I swear +"Nope. You were never talking about the article. I've kept bumping it to the top to hopefully remind you what the subject matter is but you seem intent on proving my point that you have a tunnel vision agenda and no interest in advocating for rape victims or child brides. It didn't work, but you tried anyway. And now it appears you're fuming and getting personal. Typical regressive left neo liberalist. Your time is over. Smattering smoke and fumes out of the engine is all you have. Good riddance.",Oh bless your heart. +When Tone tries his best Northstar impression.,Hacks. +I was fighting for feminism online BULL. SHIT.,"Bull, shit" +I love it when people on the internet feel your pain and are honest with each other. by internet I mean reddit.,"I'm always empathetic to things I've gone through, I've lost 2 friends due to premature death quite recently so I fully understand how painful it is to lose people (They say online friends can't be friends, but I fucking disagree wholeheartedly)." +"Phew, close one.",I can't wait to see OP's TIFU tomorrow +"Yes, it's extremely unusual to play any active real time game with a touchpad. Mice are the preferred PC gaming peripheral for a reason. There's nothing that comes close to their accuracy and speed. Some pros use middle click for mouse control (hold and drag so your mouse is always centered on the screen). And a handful of weirdos choose to use WASD for camera control. You can try those if you really can't control edge panning.",Fight me! +**BREAKING: College students THREATEN Trump supporters at USC!** #TolerantLeft,"I swear I'll kill anybody who voted for Trump in California, a state that went Democrat!" +It was uploaded 2 hours ago...,Can you tell me which channel it was uploaded to? +"Suggesting once more: Jagex, please change the Falador Respawn point to something more viable (like this)",Why does every respawn need to be useful? +Beautifully rendered Not on PC Pick one,Uncharted 4 +"Tyler Reddick not returning to BKR in 2017. With him and Hemric out, who steps in? Cindric? Who else?",BKR to the 5 +When ur losing 1v3 in the arcade mode.,"Ugh widowmaker is useless, play something meta" +Basically the DNC did everything is legally could to suppress the Sanders campaign and promote the Clinton campaign. There were also some very suspicious statistical anomalies that always seemed to favor Clinton in states where exit polling and other forms of vote fraud detection were lax.,Cause we've learned that exit polling is spot on +Half of my facebook friends think Pence is going to round them up and send them to electroshock therapy camps.,Why send them to a camp when tasers will work just fine? +definitely not; if she were from New England she'd be stoked about a dunkies date,"If they were, they would have just called it Dunks." +"People will always sell, with rising interest rates it will be impossible to keep servicing this much debt. Plus diseases and divorces","Also, panic." +"Cory Vaillancourt / Smoky Mountain News: the Gamergate scandal of 2014, in which it was alleged that a female video game developer had received unduly positive reviews from gaming media because of the lack of women in the tech industry.",So close and yet so far. +"I'll just sleep here, thanks",Old dogs are the best dogs. +So no,"Yeah I wouldn't know lol, all I use is the ball roll, roulette, and that roulette you do when you use l2." +Glorious Mechanical Keyboard Compact/TKL/Full Size Wrist Rest - 50% OFF - Use promo code: WRISTHEARMYPLEA,Will this still work if I use it with a membrane keyboard? +"Oh her public positon, that means don't trust it.",Right that makes sense +Edgy,Original. +Like we have know standard and wild. Class would rotate like standard every two years.,they are already doing it now with priest and shaman. +"No, it was Jared from Subways.",I think his aid's helped him quite a bit though... +"Well, the Great Britain doesn't want to play with us anymore, so we're replacing them with Mexico.",Better food for sure so a win situation. +Autocorrect,This guy gets it. +"The fattest ones, I'll eat a motherfucker if I have to.",One Pablo Sandoval coming right up! +I think it's a hint that we are getting Brawls.,Unless they are having a HotS-themed Tavern Brawl somehow? +White,That's racist +"They rejected him because they thought he wouldn't win. Not because of his fiscally conservative beliefs. Look at the people he's surrounded himself with. Look at his transition team. Look at his rumored cabinet. Career politicians, establishment figures, corporate lobbyists, and I think a Goldman Sachs banker. He sold himself as anti establishment. But he's acting quite establishment already","But some neocons didn't like him, so obviously not establishment!" +"I actually don't think that's even true, but fine. Holding people accountable for their views and actions is why I keep losing elections.","lol please tell me more how the left is responsible for electing the most unpopular candidate of all time, and not the people who championed him." +if a 25% import tariff comes to fruition the economy will implode and no one wlll have any scotch.,Wrong. +Will you be switching to AMD's zen architecture cpus?,"Depends, if it has the same single threaded performance as intel CPUs, and has more cores + costs less, then yes." +Finally we can Nominate No Man's Sky for an Award,"Guys, also don't forget to nominate Half Life 2 ep2 to Game most in need of a sequel" +What do you want for Christmas?,I want a GF :( +Not for me.,"yeah, why not just use TPB by default and you're good." +"Why do Specters turn hostile in Nightmare Mode? I was trying to do a No Shield Defense Nightmare node just now, and I summoned an Ancient Healer to give myself and the objective the damage reduction. But when I spawned it it started to attack me and I had to kill it. Confused, I summoned it again twice and had to kill it both times. I thought it was just the Syndicate specters, so I threw out one of my Force Specters (which was whoops because I forgot I had the three star ones equipped) and it proceeded to one-shot me and destroy the objective. I figured then it was just a bug or something to do with my connection, so I went to a regular node and tested it, and the Ancient Healer was friendly. So I figured maybe it was the Nightmare mode itself, so I tested it out on a different node and indeed I had to kill my own Ancient Healer. There's like no indication that the Specters turn hostile in nightmare mode missions. :\ So I can't tell if this is a bug or an intended feature.",Because fuck you? +"When people believe that disrespecting others, or using them to further your cause is an acceptable course of action to 'get ahead in life'. Doesn't matter if you are the janitor or the Executive of a company, you respect that person regardless of position in any perspective.","Conversely, I'm not going to bow and scrap to someone just because they are a higher rank or position." +"Something I noticed, they tried to get him to take a deal in which he says he resigned, which would make him ineligible for unemployment, right?",That was my first thought. +"I decided to finally go on and get Vive, but my credit card says NO until October, I'll feel like this for the next month",At this point I'd just wait for Gen 2 personally +Anti-LGBTQ Extremists Tapped for Roles on Trump Transition Team | Human Rights Campaign,But Trump is the most LGBT-friendly candidate ever!!!! +"pff, seriously it took a month?! wat r u retarded or sumthin' lol also your review sucks, trying too hard man. your'e not the nostalgia critic bro lol","Lol, you made a new account just to insult me?" +In an unpresidented manner.,It would be nice if his presidency was unpresidented. +Boyler!,I think your feed is behind a lot... +"Ep. 56 Bird Uncle is now live, talking about Escalation!",Congrats on Viking Squad! +"TIL that in addition to the Seven Deadly Sins, there are Seven Heavenly Virtues: Chastity, temperance, charity, diligence, patience, kindness and humility",To be honest I would've guessed anybody who knows the deadly sins would also know the virtues. +Game Thread: Bruins vs Blues **GO BRUINS**,Of course Backes draws first blood. +So just on the weekends then?,"Well obviously, I thought that was implied" +"He's a monster. Like I said about cook earlier. Avoid Baltimore, Cleveland and Cincinnati at all costs, I'd like to be able to root for him.","Unfortunately, most mock drafts have him at Cincinnati." +Piercing Light | Ezreal Montage,But Piercing light is the name of lucian q +Better than english or art?,I think at this point we can all agree that you can be a douche no matter what your major is +How is it possible nobody has said Henry Ford yet? Literally friend of Hitler and financial backer of Hitler and publisher of his own anti-Semitic/white nationalist newspaper which he distributed regularly throughout the US.,And he reveled in making his son's life shit. +omfg.,An 8 armed squidastika? +What is the worst response to I love you?,Who is this? +Louisville cheerleaders suspended for election posts; LB James Hearns: I definitely don't want Brynn Baker at any games and definitely not cheering for us,"Oh wow such disgusting behavior, i hope she will never be able to get a job anywhere!" +Like finding a girlfriend! ...or receiving a compliment!,You're okay +LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO fejkwfbw few jkfew jkfew jkfew jkf ewhjkf ewhjkfewfwfewew,made me lol just picturing someone trying to pronounce that +"It's a very good movie, but im specifically looking for books though.","The movie is based off of a book, same name" +"I'm sure that if the situation were reversed and a bunch of trump supporters were gang beating someone, that the media and the public would just dismiss the assaulter as the few bad apples that they are. I'm sure that they wouldn't use it as an excuse to make an indictment of the entire Trump camp",you forgot your +"Sounds like your father's iPad Air 2 is one with cellular, which just means that the iPad can access internet using the cellphone towers. In order to get that it's an additional $130 on top of the iPad's price and then you'd have to pay for a data plan through whichever carrier you get your iPad for (each have their own prices). The data plan is not required to get and it's your choice on if you want to renew the data plan or not (if you're buying from Apple or Best Buy that is. Cell phone carriers may try to push you into signing a contract if you get an iPad through them so they can lock you in for a year or so). As for recommendation on which iPad to get, it's your choice. Since you said you're going to just surf the internet and stream, you could go with the iPad Air at the minimum, it would allow you to do at least pip and slide over but you won't be able to run two apps side-by-side, if you need to (or think you will) run two apps side-by-side, then the minimum you could go with the iPad Air 2. In either case, if you want to be able to use internet on your iPad without being tethered to wifi, you'll either need to pay the additional $130 to add cellular to the iPad or get a cellphone that you can setup a hotspot from.",Any idea on what the subscription costs would be with the Cellular plan? +"Let's face the reality here,Muslims in Malaysia (or facebook) are rarely challenged.I agreed 100 % with her opinion,but this kind of talk needed the right audience with the right set up. I am a Malay myself.I wish that my people can see more beyond Islam,towards scientific thinking,logics and emphatic towards others.But most of us was exposed to Islamic upbringing with constant reminder that non-muslims are always want to do bad thing to us. The changes towards better Malaysia can only be cultivated from roots,from our youngsters,our children.I want to ask my fellow Malay people to encourage their children to engage more in society and not choosing only Islamic doctrine as source of education. And to non-muslim,please don't judge harshly.Understand,that most of Malay Muslim was under 'brain-wash' of Islamic doctrine for so long,it takes enormous efforts and time to change us.Help us.Blaming and shaming won't do good for our country. To anyone who wish for a better tomorrow,maybe we can use our free time to use for activity to children around us.Starting activities that promote unity and understanding.Making amatur sport club maybe?We won't do shit just by discussion here.If we want to cure this sick country,the responsibility is on us,all of us,not just politicians and public leader. If you want to change this country,be the change.That's my take on this.",We need a Malaysian version of Trump. +rest in peace my friend. sorry for the trouble life gave you. you gave so much to the world,"There is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in." +"I'm just nervous giving up so much depth this early in the season for 1 starter, but he is Gronk, and if I have learned anything from Reddit, Josh Gordon is going to be a beast again.",But you get depth back in Maclin who I think is a great buy low candidate. +Doesn't surprise me. Satan was reported as calling Trump a stand up fellow.,And Hitler was a vegan so all vegans are evil. +I have always hated markarth. I don't know why. It is the most repulsive location in the game to me.,Markarth reminds me of LOTR for some reason. +If only it would connect to the update server,I'm semi-surprised this hasn't been a meme +You really should kill yourself.,I wonder who you are? +Undeniable proof that Trump is a complete bigot,"yeah, but these ones are all repressed and self-loathing" +*whispers* Rick and Morty,"I'm still not following, but that is A-okay!" +Is there even that many BIS items that are 1ex? Most I've seen are at least a couple of ex.,Death's Opus is close to BiS for phys crit bow builds and only costs 30c or so. +A moment of silence for the Americans who don't understand this :(,We have Tim Hortons and Timbits. +"In my experience personally and from reading online guys don't get a lot of compliments. I like to compliment the guy I'm dating. He doesn't really know how to answer it. So how often should I do it and what is not good to say and is it weird? To guys I've dated I've said they are cute, handsome, sexy, sweet, cool, fun. Either get positive or neutral reactions, it's been a mix. Just want to know if I should chill out with it. I say it when I genuinely want to.",Might not be his love language. +So a book says no and the zealot just follow the book instructions because of.......reasons?,"it works for IKEA furniture, why doesn't it work for society?" +Some people are sharing this on facebook. It's a movement to correct the 1987 Constitution.,"Most members in this group are pro-Duterte, but I support CoRRECT's goals." +"Teachers of reddit, what the most innovative way a student has tried to cheat on an exam?","Nice try, Teacher" +Solar wall. Boom. Down goes big oil.,It needs a bullet train too +"No, this is a lowkey attempt to tell Trump supporters not to retaliate with violence. We are in r/pics after all",I hope this is +Everything *ever*.,Never know unless you try it. +# NEVER PULL THE GOALIE AGAIN.,"Absolutely, just don't even take a risk so that your players know that you don't trust them to play with an empty net." +Keep in mind auto-aim works for all iron-sight weapons on console including scout rifles. Systemshock is the real MVP here.,Mouse aim still beats a controller even with auto aim. +"Well, that's debatable! Sorry. Bad joke. I'll leave now.","Shouldn't you be in bed, Dad?" +Lucrative. I always confuse it with ludicrous.,Which I see a lot of people confuse with Ludacris +The right way to cut a pizza.,Nice fucking crop OP +Personal Plus,Good god it's showing her bagina +Good examples of pro players that play A site D2? Looking to watch some pro game demos and shit of pros who hold A site on D2 (and any pros that play A long on T side). :D,Scadoodle. +"Look at that man. 8 guys in the box, with a safety cheating down and Dak runs the play. I mean Tony sees it. He sees the problem with the play. He'd of checked out of it immediately. But Dak is a rookie. He sets protections and runs it. He's seen this team once in his career. He's even said, every team I play I see new things. He's LEARNING still. We want to win a Super Bowl it won't be with Dak just yet. That time will come though.","This is what I've kept saying but, people choose to ignore it because when Romo comes back, we're obviously cutting Dak, and when Tony gets hurt again we're going with Mark perfect passer rating Sanchez to lead us to glory." +"Mussolini and Erdogan yes, but Hitler was never elected. His party rose in popluarity, but he never reached a majority enough to form a government. Instead, he was put into office by a president that thought he could controlle him and Hitler was able, due to intimidation and the usage of followers of him in the police-froce to stage a coup etat (by preventing the communist parties to come to parliament during the Enabling Act and the other's he used manipulation and threatening so that even with a minority he was able to take over the power)","Come on, don't ruin his point with facts!" +How is Western Europe a sinking ship?,Too many Romanians? +Clinton mixed up about wounded Syrians,ABSOLUTELY LEWD! +"Best 1.11 feature: Backpacks in vanilla Craftable chests, that, when broken, keep their inventory. Hallelujah.",Lotta good stuff... +I broke Limsa. what should I do?,take better screen shots. +Look at all those *layers* of racism in there. I think photoshop is late for its Klan meeting.,And each layer got tagged as fake news. +Beneath the Santa Monica pier is just as cool as above.,Looks like the upside down. +Yeah ok have an upvote.,"let's all upvote each other, yay!" +I politely decline sir.,:( +Can't quite pinpoint the country you're referring to...,It's America right +"Baby, it's cold inside My call center is notoriously cold in the winter. People wear their jackets, and even gloves, at their desks. I bought a Snuggie a few years ago to deal with it. But this year it seems that management decided to be proactive about it! Except instead of turning up the thermostat, they bought everyone fleece blankets as gifts during Customer Service Week. Since the needed to buy 30 of them, they're all thin and cheap. I'll stick to my Snuggie.",A call center I worked in did something similar and bought everyone fleece jackets with the company logo. +I'm right around the same score right now. Gonna do a couple of runs to try to bump my score up and get in the top 5k.,"Push as high as you can, 12 hours remaining is a long time...good luck!" +"No shit, they need to abolish Islam",Don't be so islamophobic! +"nah, just amp up the voltage.","These puns have ground my resolve, I can't believe I'm still live" +"Vic2 is a bad game - it has a lot of overly ambitious ideas, not one of them working well as implemented - with no mods to fix it without breaking other things even harder. It's not popular at all, except with a small niche of hardcorer than thou gamers. I really hope Vic3 will be able to pull off what HoI4 managed to do, by removing brokenness and pointless complexity and streamlining and fixing core mechanics.",Forgot the +PURE IDEOLOGY,I heard they even forgot their government permit to protest ! +Any issues with traveling with computer parts to Pakistan?,Yaar meray aisay rishtedaar q nhi hai :( +Guccifer 2.0 drops more DNC docs,Can we just fast forward to the year 2024 and forget this election. +What's the most widely known spoiler?,Jesus comes back. +Singapore teens starter pack,You forgot the hoodies in 33 degrees weather. +Open up drug rings #A-Balla,Looking at you Derrick! +Im sorry I was add people and didnt see this. I am on pss now.,"Cool, I saw you online so you got all 3 =) happy catchin'" +"Western nations have done many atrocities in the past but they have also contributed so much for the greater good and progress of humanity. Democracy, human rights, capitalism, universities, charities, science and technology are mostly Western inventions. What good things have post-communist Russia and China contributed to the world?","Wait a minute, so are you saying that if the marcos family would also start contributing for the greater good and progress of the filipinos, then they can redeem themselves?" +Not the revenge I hoped for...,"Hu, i never saw ashs breach launcher this way O.o" +"Size of python objects different? Hi Pyople! Yesterday I learned about `sys.getsizeof()` function and try some code. More specifically: lst = [i for i in range(1000000000)] # one mld numbers, creating for about a minute When I use `sys.getsizeof(lst)`, it returns: `8058558880`. Which is correct. But when I look at my system resources in Linux Centos7 IPython (Python 3.4) I see: `ipython Memory: 39592564 K Shared Mem: 5176 K` - That's freaking 40GB. I don't understand why, if a object is 8 GB in size, takes 40 KGB system memory. I tried it in list that had around 400 MB and system took 400 * 5 (approx) = 2 GB (approx) Why is it taking 5-times more memory than it should? Or is the problem only because I tried it in iPython / Konsole? And in program it wouldn't be a problem?",`lst = [i for i in range(1000000000)]` why not use `lst = list(range(1000000000))` ? +The Free Beef one happens when you opt for summer tires in January.,I still don't get it? +Inderdaad! Als we nou gewoon slavernij weer terugbrengen hoeft er helemaal geen loon te worden betaald! Kunnen de winsten nog hoger worden!,Dat is er al een beetje: de gedwongen tegenprestatie in de bijstand... +"I don't even get baptising babies, I thought baptism was supposed to cleanse you of your sins. So shouldn't you be baptized on your deathbed. What sins does a baby have, being born?",Its basically a con job to sign people up to a lifelong membership. +Thanks!,"Try SuperValu before F&B, the place sells great stuff but its very pricey." +Trump isn't GWB though. Trump seems to actually care about black people quite a bit.,Wtf...yeah Trump loves the blacks. +"WoLf SlAuGhTerS ChIld, DraGs MAnGleD CorPse INtO OnCoMinG TraFFic So He fUkInG DieS DeaD",That video could have easily ended up in our sister sub. +What is your bold prediction for 2017?,Nothing of interest will happen. +I AM SO EXCITED,**AND I JUST CAN'T HIDE IT** +Nacen los 'ecosexuales': hacen el amor con la Tierra para salvar el planeta,Por suerte esta gente no se reproduce +As a german I feel uncomfortable doing this.,At least it's not Hitler +"As a Pole, it's tricky to navigate through all Poles are racists this, Poles are racists that, look, a piece of news confirming my strong belief that Poles are racists. The thing is, the only nationalities that don't get their share of mud being slung at them are those that aren't being talked about. Internet doesn't do nuance or subtlety. You just have to endure it, like you endure bad weather.",Nobody ever says bad things about Finland :( +What does she think you're gonna do with that top bun? You only have an argument for a discount if the part you're leaving out is *useful.*,Perhaps put the top bun in a large to-go box and have her take it home? +This is probably my favorite comment here.,This is probably my second favorite comment here. +yeah we never get complete games anymore :(,You don't like paying for DLC? +I made a penny floor!,What did that cost per square foot ? +How would this benefit us?,"Yeah, fuck my fellow countrymen, doing something to get them employed again doesnt make sense unless it benefits me!" +I was mostly with her until she blocked me of FB for daring to ask questions about her John Dehlin/ Kate Money kerfuffle. At that point I realized that for her it is all about her being right and everyone else being wrong.,It is pretty obvious she is now curtailing her Facebook friends and comments to ensure she has a safe echo chamber. +"There are some in Brooklyn and Manhattan, check those out!",Its where all the track suit wearing members of our society like to hang out. +"This movie is complete bullshit, period. Everything. Cars don't work like that, guns don't work like that, the government in general doesn't work like that, people's bodies don't even work like that. The writers and directors of these movies aren't computer illiterate. They're sacrificing realism over and over again, in every area, to make the drama more fun.",To be fair these movies are targeted towards an audience who think their monitors are the computer. +What?,*BECAUSE BASICALLY ALL OF THEM ARE DEFECTIVE* +My ears thank your deceased ears.,What? +"Looking at his list of goals, he's planning tax cuts and spending increases. If you thought the deficits were bad under W and Obama, just wait till you see what Trump cooks up.","Well just because tax cuts spurring economic growth that increases revenues has never worked in the past, doesn't mean it won't work this time!" +Complete sentences were a rarity.,China took all the complete sentences. +Shots fired? Windows still uses Esc and the Function keys? Ridiculous in this day and age!,Not sure if +"Every other guy with a truck thinks their stupid truck will surmount all obstacles, because it's a truck....",Well they shouldn't make those commercials so believable dropping loads of stuff in the back of trucks! +Count me out. I can't see that far,No one asked. +No he doesn't. Greiss was starting to take the job away from him last year so they should've started the season competing,Greis has been the better of the two this season too imo +How... Do frigates laugh?,Muffled. +Alonso faster than VES Itshappening.gif Start the hype train choo choo choo!!,Aaaaaand it's gone. +"Need a CSGO Team I need a csgo team with mics, no trolls age 16+, Leave your steam down below! DUBAI SERVER ONLY!",i'm silver 1 but my teammates are holding me back +"Occasionally these groups have individuals that break rank, but they are few and far between, and only for a brief moment. The majority are fully on board with their program.","You are a british pollster, so maybe you are wrong?" +No I'm just honestly asking. There are a lot of people who claim to want to leave for political reasons who don't know the first thing about what they're getting in to. Believe me... as a Canadian with some very close American friends I get questions like this *all the time*.,Probably something to do with our country becoming increasingly unsafe to live in and I'm tired of being worried that my name will end up on the victims list for the next big mass shootings. +A Little Present for Invaderzz for being our Head Mod.,This is a shitpost even by *your* standards! +You can also use this method to get a wild Espeon/Umbreon in the early area that has wild Eevee. It's a cool feature.,Which area? +I think you missed the actual point of that comment.,Which was? +"If you're charging on 240V then that will be enough to run the heater and charge some as well. If you're on 120V then, unless it's rather warm out, you'll still drain the battery. The car will pull what it can from the 120V connection to slow that drain.","No L2 EVSE has enough power to run both the cabin heater and the pack heater at the same time, except for a HPWC at 72/80A." +"The serial is actually visible from the bootloader on this phone, I found that the other day. Turn it off, and then on holding volume down. One of the options is barcodes which will show the serial","Right, but they are saying the serial says that the phone is out of warranty but when you run the IMEI it says it's still in warranty." +"so jelly, much better than mine, for some reason I keep getting blush and I don't like blush. I checked my profile and Blush isn't even checked off as something I want UGH",I'll trade you basically anything from what I got for that blush +"Clearly a hipster. Glasses, beard and probably a software developer.",Probably travels around in a penny-farthing +I haven't even seen this movie but I wish I could erase the spoilers from my mind so that I could watch it without knowing what happens :(,Its one of those movies that knowing the outcome makes the second viewing great. +O'Malley 'taking a hard look' at DNC chair,"If it's not Ellison, it's time to start a new party." +Who else would write it other than the people actually qualified to? You? Bernie Sanders?,Anyone so long as it isn't one of those damn experts +dems retaking the senate in 2018 is my favorite fantasy on here. reality check: republicans will gain more seats in 2018.,Unfortunately Democrats vote in much lower numbers in the mid-terms. +"Sit on this sub for a week or two before my draft. Had I done that I think I would have drafted fairly well. Instead, I took Freeman over DJ and Martin over Bell in the 2nd.","Wow, that's crazy because I had both DJ and Bell in my top-5 and they went 3 and 6 in my draft." +"That's crazy, would have been insane if they all won on the extra spin too.",That definitely would have made this an all time post if that happened +"Looking for Temporary Living, 2-3mo, need suggestions for places I recently got a job in the area and need to find temporary living arrangements. I start work on Oct 24 and need to find someplace to live for 2-3 months while I look for a house and try and sell my old home where I'm at. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated!",Try to find a sublease maybe? +"I took my filter off once, but someone came by a few months later asking about it. How do they detect that?","Visually, a guy comes around and checks." +If anything is bothering you just smoke some weed all will be good,wish i could get some +"Which would you say is better, Thran Dynamo or Gilded Lotus",Depends on the deck. +"Lice are like white man,they can't jump","Fleas are like black man, they can jump and you don't want them in your house." +"Northern Arena: Your sound is reversed on Left and Right channels Like the title says, not only me but many ppl in the chat also noticed that. It is very uncomfortable to watch the stream right now. Please fix, thanks!","They've implemented a fix, we'll see if it rectifies the issue." +"Last trip, someone stole our bag in the morning at the hotel (we stupidly left it unattended for a little more than 30 seconds). Inside were two pin lanyards, mine and my brothers, with pins we had been collecting for more than 7 years. Although it came at a price and we never found the actual lanyards online, we were able to find replacements for all those pins on eBay. Since your pin is newer, I'm sure there'll be some on there. Good luck, and sorry about your pin!",It happens; what happened to your bag is way worse. +"i'd probably complain about it, call for nerfs, then threaten to quit (but not rly cause this game is my livelihood)",Go back to H1Z1 you pleb PogChamp +then they shouldn't do it either. your all idiots for doing it.,Yes everyone who's ever left a game when it says FINAL SCORE is an idiot. +Lol..why 'fuck these people'?,He's just feelin the bern +I think you'll find it hard to get 100% on any survey. 92% is really high.,Really high.... +Yeah but if africa starts to get a middleclass those materials are gonna get to rare to continue our western way of life,So fuck them right? +Loot from 500 Telos kills,Destroying the pet at the end was priceless +Kevin Magnussen confimed as Haas driver for 2017,I'm so shocked had no idea this was gonna happen +"It's okay, the Raptors are 0-5 against the top teams too (3 to CLE, 1 to GSW, 1 to LAC). Neither the Raptors or Celtics are in that top tier of teams, although I hope someone dethrones the Cavs in the ECF. idc, who it is, could be Raps, Celtics, Hawks or even the 76ers.","We can't beat the Cavs, but both the losses to GSW, and LAC were on second nights of B2B with travel" +Bungie why is First Light the ToO map? I honestly hope this a glitch because this map doesn't suit the gamemode at all. It's horrible to play as everyone camps in the back and doesn't move.,"Obviously, to ensure all the PvP guardians get another week to play Titanfall, BF1, and CoD4 without missing out on anything." +Firefly S02E01,This cancels the show. +"Reddit doubling down on calling their political opposition uneducated dumbasses I see. How's that been working out for you so far, by the way?",Why is it I keep seeing uneducated whites but have never seen uneducated (any other race)? +Cut Content from the Base Game of Fallout 4,"I already hate radroaches, to have legendary ones give birth to even more at once... I'd never enter any building again" +Coming in...,What if Falco had Luigi's wavedash? +The law is the law and they have an image they want to uphold. I have no issue with that.,Uphold because when people think of the NFL they think of a respectable organization +There's 535 people in Congress you can't expect the average American to know each of them in depth,You mean you don't? +"Not to mention yasha + diffusal gives 56 attack speed, probably enough to get in 3 extra attacks in the duration of omnislash anyway. You're literally paying 4200 gold for the cooldown to get reduced to 70 seconds from 130/120/110.",The reduced cooldown does matter a lot when you're teamfighting a lot. +with a slash and an s,wow that's so pretentious +"That's impressive. 5'7, 250... wow.",I look a lot smaller in person trust me Being short and wide sucks :( +I have six mats 3/4 4'x6' and I have no problem with them moving,Mine aren't against walls so there's nothing holding them together besides the weight of the mats themselves. +Ken M on a Mysterious Image on Mars,His retarded what? +"The death of one person is a tragedy, the death of a million is a statistic. Iosif Vissarionovich Dzhugashvili","Going quite some length not to say Joseph Stalin, huh ?" +unfortunately it is. It works extremely well when you're a girl too.,Give me an instance where she physically came on to him without his consent. +I prefer to fuel up post workout to make sure to remember.,"Me too, I think naturally we feel hungry after a workout to replenish the lost calories" +**This** is why Trump won.,I think you're missing an +Is level 60-70 good for Aldrich Faithful invasions? Title.,50 at +6 is prime but match ups are common at higher levels +"I could believe it, but why does a coughing fit instantly equal a terminal illness??",when she does it constantly her entire campaign? +I've never been able to follow it.. sometimes it just straight up disappears. Eventually it just gets lost and isn't to be found anywhere.,That's why it's a prototype +Because that's his grampa.,SPOILERS DUDE +I fucking love this sub.,Is your username supposed to be a countdown to when you expect to die? +"you lost, bro?",Why do they have different colors? +This is how it is done.,Or he could stop appropriating their culture.. +Deserved it gz RoT Also whens the RoT tourny PoV coming?,It won't be very interesting compared to demonic ruins outside of them laughing at everyone getting 1ticked by fog right outside the gate and 1-ticking anyone who managed to get in with chins/barrages. +Remember the time I made a paypal account because I thought I could get free money from it,I mean you could... +How did i miss?..,lol +"I have a mandatory 9am lab, what do I do?",Coffee? +Streamer favoritism still going on?,Because if you want to give a negative opinion you are *obligated* to give constructive criticism +I wonder if he took a hot soak in the bathtub if those would have come off without tearing hair out.,"The wax softens when heated, but it'd still be a sticky mess." +Holy fuck these threads keep getting better and better. I thought the no tweet Mr. Robot shit-posting phase was entertaining but now we have the apologists and everyone forgiving Hello Games. BUCKLE UP CUNTS THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD,"Yeah, dick sucking is on the rise." +LEAKED: Runecrafting pet after being used on the new ZMI altar,That's gay. +for me it's when you miss a point a click ability because enemy is standing in a sea of minions and you use quickcast. (relevant flair),"Irelia e, biggest offender." +"Hobby lobby directly into my moms new purse and then on the floor, some got on the shelves I was 5 and was going full exorcist",This is a great mental image +Did he just bend over and get speared in the anus?,I believe the correct term is anal canal. +"hahahah her proportions are fucking hilarious, who the hell would ever proudly display this thing",who the hell would proudly display a bunch of $13 plastic chinese toys? +"How is God killing people in the Bible not an example of God violating their free will? I often hear people argue that God cannot intervene when people do evil things because that would interfere with their free will and God greatly values free will. But in the Bible there are many instances where God does directly intervene in human affairs including, but not limited to, God killing every single person on the planet in a great flood, God killing the people of Sodom and Gomorrah, God killing all the first-born of Egypt, God killing the followers of Korah, and God killing 185,000 soldiers who were at war with Israel. Clearly, God rendered all the people he killed incapable of making any more choices about anything. So, wouldn't this then be a huge violation of the free will of those people? And if it isn't, why not? Also, why can't God do this now to serial killers, child rapists, and other really evil groups and individuals?",The reason God intervenes to kill people in the Bible and not in real life is because the stories of the Bible are fictional. +"I'm not familiar with how Samsung does it, but I assume they're largely all the same which is why were in this 2 years of feature support, only 3 years of security mess in the first place. It also doesn't help things that phones aren't as abstracted away as PCs, it's more low level and I suspect that plays into things as well.","Without driver updates features need to be hard-coded, and that's just a ridiculous way of providing support when you promise it for 2 years..." +In that case I rescind my statement. Awesome work you have there.,"No matter, it's good to have your stuff looked at by a pair of critical eyes!" +490 pages? Fuck that. I need a shortcut to truth.,So it's fair to say... You can't handle the truth? +Boy that escalated quickly,"But then it went down again, because he hit puberty around 13." +"Welp, now i'm going to have to tell my mom that I'M actually going to be the surgeon who takes out her failing gallbladder. Thanks for reassuring me that i don't need any dumbass doctor who thinks he knows more than me.",Politics and the medical field are so similar thanks for showing me the light +You go commando all the time?,A lot of underwear has weinerholes +How long have you been a vegetarian? I started at the very end of my junior year and it has now been a little over 2 and a half years,"about 2 weeks, I was expecting cravings honestly, but I guess I wan't as attached to my chicken as I thought, giving up the dairy though, that's going to be tough" +I just realized this map is a prison...,Called Breakout for a reason +Teddy probably finished awakening while witnessing Wyatt 2.0,"It looked like he almost stopped Dolores, didn't it?" +what's the place called?,Moscow :\^) +"Saw these really interesting fish at my LFS with the glowlights, but the guys working couldn't help me out and there wasn't a label for them on the tank. If anyone can ID the species that'd be great!",Danio of some sort. +Teenager afraid of water and who couldn't swim died after jumping into canal to overcome fears,"Well duh, having a fear of drowning is perfectly logical if you can't swim." +"My thoughts exactly. He would have to be taking stealth bumps the whole time otherwise he would fall apart on stage. Plus, they have to hang around after for pictures/meet and greet. I don't know what oral stimulants cause sniffling, though.",Fucking lmao I love the mental image of trump mid debate turning away from the camera to do a line +"Rioters in Portland, OR destroy businesses. This is not a peaceful movement.",It's nice to see that George Soros is getting his money's worth out of his rioters. +This shit broke my heart. He got a taste of that revenge fantasy and you can tell it didn't help him at all. It's awful to imagine what he had to go through and the utter confusion he felt but his actions show that his initial revenge plan didn't get him where he thought it would.,"Yeah it must have sucked to think that you've found the answer to all this pain you've lived through, to be willing to die to just to cure this evil,and then to find out that it doesn't help at all." +Living in Iowa but still have to represent. FINS UP!,Where'd you get that jacket? +I'm thinking he fell asleep.,He was going pretty damn straight for falling asleep +"LPT: Yellow highlighters don't produce a shadow on a photocopy So if you need to highlight something at work and want to pass it on without your notes and highlights, use a yellow highlighter instread of a green/blue/orange one.",LPT: The digital age is here embrace it +Tim Tebow. Plenty have still not given up on him lol,There are a good number of people who still insist Tebow would be well on his way into the hall of fame if not for coaching and front office mishaps. +And hubris.,She sounds like a great person +Would you prefer Playoff Games on Saturday or Sunday?,Move NFL games during CFL playoffs to Saturday +me_irl,Not killing someone is just as bad as killing someone :) Moderation in all things +The whole game just got fucked over with this whole preseason. Don't even have the desire to play after all these changes.,Haven't heard this every preseason since the beginning of time. +14 year old arrested at middle school with 6 ounces of coke.,And here I am struggling to find a decent dealer. +Are we getting new heroes this expansion?,Sombra isn't even off the PTR yet. +1 on the bingo?,That's number 1 +Good lord kwebblekops channel is bad. The friends he plays with have their own channels as well so it ends up being the three of them talking over each other.,"Yeah, I dislike his channel Nothing but screaming" +"I like it, but damn did that stage 3 engie upgrade the sentry with his fists? Where's his wrench? :P",His wrench is constantly changing due to inability to choose a skin. +10 business days from Nov 1st,"So magically, we will all get our offers on Monday?" +After the election i will cry for unity...,"They tell Trump that he needs to respect the outcome if Hillary wins, but then try to burn the country down because their candidate didn't win." +Unless your in a position of power there isn't much you can do. Complaints fall on deaf ears and nobody else really seems to care enough to do anything. How do you inspire people enough to take a stand?,If only young union members were known for activism. +"Not almost bankrupt at all (we have an extremely high public debt/GDP ratio, but very low private debt, so an average total debt/GDP ratio), and although we have one of the highest tax rate in europe it's not 80% fortunately (I think it's worst for businesses, but as an employee with an average income I pay below 30%). Our biggest problems at the moment (I mean economic problems, not counting stuff like the motherfucking earthquakes) are low (almost none) growth, very high unemployment (especially among the youth), and of course corruption and organized crime.",I'm sure the high taxes on businesses and the large government handing out free shit at public expense have nothing to do with the high unemployment and lack of economic growth. +What ever happened to Mzungu? Used to be pretty good back in the day and then just disappeared.,I think age hit him quickly and he didn't have the attacking game to make up for it. +"Okay makes sense, so just in order to capitalize the day a milestone comes out by creating them would be the reason to have the milestone cards stocked up?",That and the fact that Milestone cards hold more value overtime than the cards without the Milestone upgrade +Is this funny to anyone else because this kid looks waaaay more like Matt Damon that Alan Thicke?,"He has a twin, they were on Desperate Housewives for a few seasons." +Roman Reigns w/ Samoa Joe's theme is perfect.,That's Samoan racist +Could this be a contributing factor to the large difference in diagnosis rates for depressive and anxiety disorders in adult men and women?,Men also may be less likely to seek treatment due to stigma +"Second worst is still really, really bad. The only item that would have 0 use in that match is Bulldozer. But Aggression isn't very far ahead.",You forgot wrecker. +Neick from Zutopodu.,lol +There is a two week break between those games and the Super Bowl,1 week and 6 days would kill 1 teams chances to win man. +What I *really* wanna see is a Grim Reaper who has an Indian accent and acts as tech support for the afterlife.,R/writingprompts +What champion took the most to be finished? After we finally saw Sombra in Overwatch i had a thought about how it looked like in league. Sombra was really much awaited and hyped so hard it basically became a meme. What is the league equivalent of that?,"aurelion sol, previously known as ao shin" +HMB while I run away from the fireworks that's about to explode,looks like something straight out of a cartoon +I really felt it for the guy who found his first shiny and didn't have any pokeballs... that's some bad luck if I ever saw it.,"I encountered a shiny Wingull on Omega Ruby, before you get given Pokeballs :]" +Stanford's McCaffrey declares for NFL draft,Come to Papa +"Things are better..thanks for asking. After this we had years of infertility and thanks to IVF we are brining our twin girls into the world next week. We didn't even tell anyone that we were doing IVF or were pregnant for several weeks, and he was 100% on board. It's really hard to process unless you have been through it, and thankfully we are stronger for our struggles. I'm 37 weeks along and still terrified of losing them.",Sending you good vibes on a safe pregnancy and delivery <3 +Hillary Clinton to make first public appearance since conceding election at Children's Defense Fund event Wednesday,so one of her corporate overlords? +"This is a joke. Alabama was clearly the best team in the country that year. The two best teams played in the NCG, isn't that what is supposed to happen?",not if i dont like one of those teams. +I can't tell if we've been really good or they've been shit? Bit of both?,yea +wew lad,Lol +Why do Muslims have such high birth rates?,"Well my sister has 7 kids, her thinking is there is no need for birth control because Allah already decided who will be born, a very dangerous way of thinking in my opinion." +Hillary Clinton so far ahead in polls that she 'doesn't even think about' Donald Trump anymore,Prescient +"I was going to say this same thing. When a chair was almost thrown in Nevada, Bernie's supporters were violent and out of control and he needed to reign them in. When Hillary supporters riot? No big.","When it became obvious that she couldn't win, she should have endorsed Trump and gotten behind him with her full support." +"I think it's probably because it's a non-story. What's to discuss here? Oh wow, Tracer is queer.","I don't see why it's news personally, but awesome for the people happy about this." +But at what cost?,Trump only grabbed her by the boob! +There's nothing in the spirit of transparency about a private server located in a private residence's bathroom.,"It doesn't have to be in the spirit, as long as the information is available upon request." +PFF's Top 20 Linebackers,We can't get first in anything this season +Sounded like Bob had a heart attack,Can someone help a brother out with some back story? +First day of winter break and progress reports come back shit,Sounds fun +"If you are looking at the 75th percentile , this is the average dps of the top 25% of players on that fight. Ie there are 100 players who do a fight , a 80th percentile takes the top 20 players and averages their dps. If there are 1000 players and you look at the 90th percentile it is an average of the top 100 players DPS .",Wouldn't that heavily skew the data for Outlaw rogues to include only those that pulled a high number of RtB buffs? +Appears slightly embarrassed,Luscious. +DAE leave their phone on silent most of the time?,"I tend to keep my phone on vibrate, there have been the occasional time that I leave my phone with the ringer on but that is seldom" +Same sizing as UB?,I am 10 in UB nd NMD n EQT +"Not surprising that a lot of folks are more excited about the Diablo 2 ladder reset on 11/22 than anything coming from Diablo 3 anytime soon. Ever since set dungeons, the ideas that the D3 team think are worth using their apparently scarce resources on seem very curious.","But guys, you only think D2 was good because of rose coloured glasses" +"Looking for suggestions for a SSD for my mid-2009 15-inch MacBook Pro I think my hard drive is starting to fail, because it takes forever to load anything. The Apple Store agreed with my suspicion and recommended a SSD to replace my hard drive. The hard drive is 500gb, so I would prefer one that size, but could live with a smaller size since I only use this MacBook as a backup now. What is a good quality SSD on the market right now for my needs, and would it be difficult to self-install for someone like me who has foundational A+ knowledge (knows the anatomy of a computer)?",Samsung 850 evos are great and never cease to amaze me. +"Who's fighting whom at the moment? There is only one area around me where there are two actual choices for ISP. Is that more common in other areas? Most places I know have one choice (granted by local governments). Having it be a utility would likely be better off for me. The years ago, my ISP added a data cap. It didn't exist before. I discovered it by going over the cap and receiving letter informing me that I exceeded my allotment. After calling them to see what was going on, they suggested to lower the quality on what I was streaming. I'm not sure why they suddenly needed a cap on their data, but it appeared. I had and have no other option.","So, when the government regulated utility does the same exact thing, your recourse is..." +"It's more of an x-post, because it hasn't been posted here before. It looks like OP's reason for posting this isn't just karma, and that OP actually likes this guys channel.",No no no everyone knows the only reason anyone makes posts is to hoard karma +I am his brother yes.,Hey Its Me His Brother +Then don't be in our union if you don't care about us. Go away.,That started long before even an invitation was even extended. +"Even if she wasn't injured, you know she wouldn't be used atm.",How do you know that? +I mean you could just mute and not look st the screen for about 30 seconds,Well if we did that we'd run out of things to complain about +"Is there anything special about Astartes hair? An Astartes body is more robust than a regular human in pretty much every single way, does this extend to their hair, in terms of tensile strength or otherwise?",They don't have to use conditioner and it stays super soft +Every damn time...,Tag NSFL i guess. +"I used to sell cutco, please don't buy cutco",Why? +Voting for conflict with russia over a shitty 3rd world country. That's what passes for rational these days.,But... Where else are we gonna put that pipeline Europe needs so badly (so foreign special interests can undercut Russian fuel prices) +The outcome is never preordained,wooow that Sombra got baited so hard :-D Nice plays. +"I think so, but last year Stott got Portland to playoff and he didn't get it due to Warrior 73 wins. so lets just hope there is no 74 wins this season (except Lakers)",The dubs only won that award because Luke was on that team too +Well according to the blog post it's out on the 12th ie today,back to beta then. +PNY GTX 1060 3GB - $142.89 (199.99 - 3.60 Opt Free returns - 23.57 TRIPLE 15 - 39.28 DROP20),"I had to pull the trigger on this one, it's such a good deal, move over 960 SSC" +"Welcome to democracy, folks. Sometimes you have to accept the fact that the person who you voted for lost. Denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance. Once you get those first four stages out of the way, you'll be fine. Or you'll go back to occupying a park for 18 months...",But I was promised a trophy! +100 LAYERS OF BEANIES,ETHAN I CANT BELIEVE YOU KISSED YOUR SISTER +Did you read them?,yerp. +Is that short for narcissistic douchebag?,You may interpret what I said to whatever you want. +My vote is for blown head gasket.,Mmm that maple syrup smell +Well we have another no mans sky.,Yeah this delay of a mechanically simple run and gun is making galaxy scale promises that it will completely fail to keep and result in widespread refunds and false advertising lawsuits. +Anyone else not a fan of the new PA guy/anthem singer,I was not a fan of Andy Frost but the new PA announcer reminds me of the kazoo kid. +"What band did you discover because you heard a song of theirs in a commercial, tv show, or movie trailer? I remember hearing Flathead by The Fratellis in an old Ipod commercial and loving it, then I checked out all of their stuff.","I found Bishop Allen by watching Mutual Appreciation, a movie that otherwise wasn't even that good." +"Is it me, or the new Rengar is just insanely broken?",But Dom said he felt pretty weak +He's been fighting injuries the past few games. This one he was playing hurt and probably aggravated it.,he's been fighting injuries since training camp +zero sum at best.,"Well, thanks for explaining that to me I sure think different now" +Her getting dry humped is still her most popular video.,"Ah yes, that makes it okay." +Has this actually worked?,Young $avage +That's some A+ parenting right dar,"Gotta keep the black voter turn out down somehow, best way is by traumatizing them against voting while young." +With zero proof. Why should we trust the FBI?,"Because if you can't trust them, who CAN you trust?" +"Um, saying y'all doesn't make you more relatable here or anything. It just makes you look like you're pandering to a southern crowd.",Because he can't be from the south unless he's from Atlanta +Mike Pence says evidence points to Russia in email hacks,Obviously Pence has been left out of the loop at Trump Central. +How can you say that it isn't an idea that hasn't been created yet? How biased can you be?,"Yes, a republican administration will surely bring about a national healthcare system because they've been planning it for years." +"An Acceptable Alteration to the Province System I often see sentiments of people disliking the province system. I think it makes sense but it's a bit strange to me that the provinces are predetermined, half of my fun of Total War games is running my empire how I want. So this is what would make me go from liking the province system to loving it: 1. At the beginning of the game there are no provinces. Instead, you are given the option to make one of your settlements a capital city. This would take a number of turns to complete and you must hold it the entire duration. This would upgrade the city from a normal settlement into what we now know as Capitals of Provinces, giving the city extra build slots and unique build trees if a resource is present. 2. After you make a Capital you are given the option to choose adjacent zones to integrate into your province one at a time, which will also take some time to complete. Once the first one is done you can integrate another adjacent to either the Capital or the new zone in the province. You can do this up to 4 times but the 4th will take quite a long time so it's a tossup between making it part of a large province or having many three zone provinces. 3. Once you have 3+ zones fully integrated you can issue decrees with 4-zone provinces having stronger decrees. I think having the province system function in this way would make building of infrastructure more interesting and personal. You can choose strategically which cities would work best as capitals based on geography or economically if an important resource is present. You could plan your campaigns with logical stopping points based around areas you intend to make into a province. Selling single zones might make more sense if it doesn't fit anywhere into your plan quite yet. Perhaps you leave single zones on your borders so your central provinces don't get the negative effects from enemy raids. A small settlement with a resource might be an easy capture early game and a powerful defensive and economically important capital in the late game.",You Just Invented Civ +The_Donald on Women,Won't someone think of all the unborn White Children? +Mexican coke is the best coke,Kind of expensive and changes your weekend though. +Pastor says that mountains only look big because they are up close.,Then again they could be the size of a potato +A feature that makes the boards clip through a wall and start shaking for no reason?,gives the defenders an advantage +Yeh! Fuck him for generating enthusiasm unlike the absolute failure of HRC!,"You dropped this," +I found a way to play Eve on my phone!,I was expecting to see google sheets. +But what if the quarterback is a nerd?,Not sure a lot of people know this... But Ryan Fitzpatrick went to Harvard... +"We're gonna meme her into the French Presidency, just like we memed the Don into the White House!",But but but reddit told me you guys were sexist and didn't want women in power! +So we're just going to forget WikiLeaks and Russia helped Trump?,Poor little Americans thinking that only they can influence other nations... +"Mom bans video games so I suggested we play pathfinder instead and the whole family is on board and I'm the GM. I've played the game for a good 4 years at my friend's home and have been a GM for two years. We moved cities and its been a while since I played. I shopped online to get 60 bulk heroclixs, 25mm bases, playmat, markers, DM screen, core rulebook, and dice. I've already got the session in my head. Characters ready and we start tomorrow. Wish me luck.","Your mom is going to ban this as well, did she give you any reason to ban video games?" +They must be racist then.,Well they founded a country who's success was based on African slaves so it's wouldn't be surprising +Y-yes s-si.......,"*Jared rubs the paddle menacingly across Elise's ass, ready for another spank at any minute* Say it properly, slut." +"Hello, world.","Goodbye, Europe." +If it is I'll be disappointed because I love Baka's normal VP but this VP is ugly.,I feel oppositely to you +So you first need to play a hour long tutorial on how to jungle and pass a test before you can go and jungle?,In a perfect world.... +Can I pull off a WC?,I would like to know if I'm on track to do a world conquest with Champa. +Y. Bolasie goal vs Middlesbrough (3-1),Lukaku got a lace to it +Louisiana tax commissioner resigns after it's discovered he didn't pay taxes,That makes him smart. +"I know this person irl. I went along with it, but I'm really worried about their sanity.","Majik IZ reel, shytlorde`!" +"The cliffs at Cabo da Roca, Portugal - the westernmost point in continental Europe",Nice try easternmost cliffs +"The 160 gig ipod classic, Durable and holds damn near everything","you're supposed to stream your music of spotify now silly, nobody actually collects music." +"What's a good racing series that I can watch online for free? Is there a decent series out there that does things like uploads there races to youtube while still being a pretty good series to watch? IndyCar did it for a season and it was awesome, but they don't do that anymore.","IMSA uploads their races to YouTube, usually the week after the race." +Parting words.,"K, Bye." +So a breastplate counts as shirtless?,Not sure who you are referring to? +Mazda Skyactiv 2 Rolls Out &amp; HCCI Is On Its Way,Well that's a terrible title. +"It's fine, we showed the DNC!!",It's fine the DNC took money from downtickets during the primary to elect their queen and it totally didn't bite them in ass +Apparently. My friends and I fuck each other over in normals all the time by stealing buffs while smite it down if they're jungling or picking Anivia and making it a 1v6. It's fantastic,Obviously you are being toxic and should be banned +Not sure how there can be such a huge disparity between level and rank. I guess practice really doesn't make perfect for some people,"Blizzard game, the ones playing the most are 99% of the time the worst players." +What does that cloud look like to you?,The explosion in the distance is all I see +Super spy matches Suros Minimalist so well!!,I want to collect Raid Gear for it +"Because he was killed then, too? It's one of the handful of loops she has.","Possible, but I still think it warrants a solid explanation from the show." +"That's sort of what I'm confused about. I told her that I had a virus and had a verification form from the UCF clinic (which basically just states that I had an appointment). I asked her if I could maybe take the test 1 or 2 days after it was supposed to be taken to get over the illness. She replied saying that I could and it would be in her office. Now, I'm confused as to whether or not I need to bring something with me, because she didn't specify... Don't want to f this up just because I didn't know I had to bring something with me. Also, I'm in the process of getting better and if I go back to the UCF clinic on Monday, I'm not so sure the doctor will give me a note, as she'll think I've fully recovered, so what if she then refuses to let me take the make-up exam?",Just bring that verification form along with texting materials and you should be fine +Saw this rat run into an electrified fence and died,Press F to pay respects F +aiming on console in a nutshell.,This happens for me too on PC... +Here they call it the harddrive....,I thought the hard drive was the box with all the cables coming out of it +Jermaine Rogers nin test print from 2014 Texas shows. Remarked with sharpie. 20x30,"I saw that show in Austin, got the NIN & Soundgarden posters!" +"And yet, with thousands of members and almost no moderating, the sub is generally not horrible.",It could still be improved though +"It fucking pains me to agree, but I agree. I hate watching scenes from 1-4 because it makes me sad the show isn't at that quality yet. They're just desperate to close the thing out now...",I feel that way when I reread the last two books. +Must read books for the modern hack-n-slash programmer,'Writing Code Nobody Else Can Read' I'm working on it I tell ya! +There's autofill in normal draft... these excuses are getting increasingly lame. And autofill's become a lot more innocuous by now. I've gotten non-supp on my alt (which only queues my offroles) 8-10 games in a row now in high Gold Elo.,"Autofill in normal draft isn't as bad as being autofilled in ranked, nobody complains about the former." +Friendliest Game of League Ever,NA Challenger Gameplay +I wonder if Zimmer is getting a little more involved with the offense this season now that the defense has the system down.,"I hope not, I don't want the defense to go on cruise control, I want them to turn it up and destroy people." +"Aguero has been woeful apart from that smashing in the champions league qualifier and his recent goals. Silva ehh decent this season, if you are going to use neuer why not use de gea as well. Muller has been horrible since the euro, Ozil is world class but not top ten, and iniesta is currently injured... de bruyne is having a blinding season however.",Yep De Gea is much better +"What position and who does trump select as the democrat in his cabinet? It's traditional for a member of the opposite party to be selected for a cabinet position. Obama had Chuck Hagel and Robert Gates, both of which served as Secretary of Defense, Ray Lahood serve as his secretary of transportation. W. Bush selected Norman Mineta as his secretary of transportation Does Trump keep with this tradition, where does he put the democrat and who are the most likely picks?","Not Sure, the smartest man in the world" +Got from 2 invasions. This is good right?,"35 invasions in and no lucky coins here, share the wealth maaaaaaan" +I have a VERY important question for your guildie: B7 or B10?,B10 +event lnd scroll gonna pop this one out hoho,I guarantee there'll be 2 or 3 posts on here about exactly this tomorrow +"Sure, let's let him keep pissing in our ears and call it the truth.","But he ran as the Republican nominee, he's definitely better for Israel than the Democratic one!" +"If OP's interested in something like that, I guess more power to him/her, but I really can't wrap my mind around such concepts. I mean, where does it end? Hey, we're totally a Catholic church and all, but we're not really down with the Pope, and we don't believe in all that sin stuff, and as far as God and Jesus, and all the rules in the Bible, you can really just take that or leave it as well... At a certain point, you're just inventing your own personal religion.",are you with the People's Front of Judea? +Yes. And doesn't kill the notification on every other device in my house/network. Not cool at all.,Hardly surprising - since the notification is being broadcast to every device on the network whether it runs Android or not - by the Chromecast itself - not your Android device. +ok ^just ^^making ^^^sure.,why^are^we^typing^like^this +"that's a good point, Jizzmaster3000",Rekt +And it's real.,"Wait, really?" +Excited for those factory jobs to come back from China?,"Must have posted to the wrong comment, because what you are talking about is not topic." +"And now it's better that they fight for no reason ? Ehat, they just meet in a forest and they fight on the way to their destinations?",I take the fighting as more of the Overwatch approach where it's not canon. +Can we stop already with the everybody is a spoofer narrative ?,That sounds like something a spoofer would say. +"Hibanas charges as far as I have seen take more time to explode than thermites, Bandit might loose 1 battery on by defending on 2walls.",But they cant be bandit tricked. +RemindMe! 5 Months Sticky this archived post.,Evil! +Something about Elizabeth warren drives me nuts. I can't stand listening to her talk,"Well since you can't really even name what it is I'm sure you have well thought out, nuanced reasons" +Cats vs. Dinos - Under the Map Glitch,It happened to me on XBOX ONE. +Dashcam Driver does everything wrong. Still thinks he's right.,That's the worst Hulk impression I've ever heard +"I can save a couple of hours by not watching it, since SKT is gonna 3:0 anyway ;)",nope +"PSA - Are you stocking up on kits, food, etc. today? You should. (NA) All consumables are 50% off - but only through today. Even if you don't play much or don't have a ton of credits it's worth it to at least by some med kits or repair kits. If you are more serious stock up on Coke, Tea, Rations and my new fav. Cinnamon Buns (Swede). I look at it this way - if I buy 100 med and small repair kits then I've got 100 battles where I can tack on 3K credits to each game because of the savings I racked up today (assuming I use both kits in each battle).",I bought 50 of each and felt stocked up.... *thinks* OK back to the store. +"Does fictional history count? If so, during Cersei Lannister's walk of shame.",So you're that guy interrupting the walk! +With a hiss the arrow leaves your bow and sails through the fog. You hear a thunk and slowly you begin to see the light of the arrow. LAND! You hear cry from the lookout. You drift towards to the shoreline.,What can I see from the boat? +She's a citizen now. She may have violated the terms of a visa years ago. Doesn't matter. She was never the one being elected.,"Neither was Bill Clinton, but that was a constant argument used by the Trump campaign." +Make it an hour long with 90% of that being a collection sidequest.,So Skyrim? +"Dammit Takei, get off this line!",Oh my. +"Shopping for a canine vet. I haven't established a vet here in town yet, and was wondering if y'all had any recommendations. I would prefer a vet that takes Care Credit in case of emergency, and who also allows the purchase of preventative prescriptions such as flea and heartworm pills online. Any advice, pointers, or who not to go to would be greatly appreciated!",Maplewood. +*Clemsoning intensifies*,Good thing that doesn't happen anymore +Donald Trump signifies he will end US support for Syrian rebels despite their pleas to him for help,MAN THAT TRUMP GUY SURE IS TERRIBLE. +"People literally pick any reason to pick on him, aside from the fact that this is Buzzfeed which is total poop no matter what the topic. If there's a concern, change phones. Besides, there's no way The President uses any off the shelf phone (that is, phone we normies could buy). I could be wrong, but I would be legitimately surprised if the POTUS doesn't use a custom OS/fork for more security whether it's Android or iPhone.",It's my understanding Obama uses an S3 or S4 that the government custom locked down +r/pivot,r/pivaht +Han Solo is Finn-ished,Why didn't you stick the broken end on his back? +Never.In.A.Million.Years!,"I knew Alex Jones was an Establishment Agent, proof right here people." +"THANK YOU FOR THE QUALITY LOSS, PITT",Thanks for filling our stadium! +Seems like this release was focused on fixing bugs vs. adding new features.,"v16 is buggy as hell on win10, but that may just be my two year old pressing keys." +"Safety Pins Does anyone know where, in town, I can buy a really large (3 - 5) safety pin?",Ask someone in the same safe space you are posting this from. +"'I'm an awesome dude, dude!'","what are you mocking the writing for, dude?" +E,L +"What new weapons would you like to see in 1.6? Personally, i would love to finally see the P90 in this game, the Mini-14 GB, SG 553/552 and SPAS-12 would be really sweet additions too.","I'd love to see a Desert Eagle, SW500, M82, M200, and some AR15 variant in 300 Blackout!" +"i dont know how this guy isnt in jail, he has done so many shady things, with the planned parenthood thing, tried wiretapping Mary landrieu, the list goes on and on..",Wealthy parents with the right connections to keep their little con artist out of jail. +Conspiracy theorists and people that believe themselves to know some truth everyone else doesn't know tend to be the most gullible and easiest to manipulate by far.,"Also, the most frustrating to have any kind of conversation with." +Sources?,Pretty much every single economic expert apart from the people he is paying to say that his economic policies are good. +Not sure if this is racist,Nope racism is systematic... +"A Democrat? There's just no way they're dumb, it's only those white trash Republicans!",You forgot the +"A bucket is not just an object. It's an opportunity. So many things fit in a bucket. Carry it around for a while. Dump it somewhere else. Put the bucket on your head. Use it to be taller. Buckets are fucking great, man, I totally understand.",But not as good as a towel +"I've put a dent into Voyager, Neelix's jealousy is getting annoying He's basically all the things I hate about myself when I'm in a relationship, what with the jealousy, paranoia, and constant worry. Not to the extreme that Neelix takes it, but he basically acts out the little things that lurk in the back of my mind. Is this a running theme throughout the series? Or does he eventually chill/ruin everything, and the relationship between him and Kes loses that vibe?",Am I the only one who didn't hate Neelix? +Wasnt the max in singleplayer like 2.14B. I'd guess its the same for online,"Nah, that dude is such a legit hacker that he changed his cash variable type from an int to a long." +Nice,Nice +"Correct. Scared little coward dog lovers that are used to absolute obedience from doormat dogs easily get offended by cats. That's why there are wayyyyyyy more dog lovers running around calling cats jerks/assholes, than, cat people hating on dogs. The concept of a solitary predator cats being independent and challenging, not obeying to you like the master/alpha you think you are is such a hardcore offensive concept to dog lovers.",Forgot the +sucks getting caught breaking the law...,"Yeah, they're such *evil* people, right?" +And... all of the tech industry?,Please like they pay any taxes. +"shoot themselves, you mean?","not quite what i was going for, no" +Trausi dodging the roofcamper.,HIGHLIGHTED +A,M +Im Indian and I can confirm. I have beautiful skin.,Skin is fascinating +How do you deal with the extreme unemployment caused by automation?,Uhhhh build a wall. +I love how they riot that Trump is a fascist because he wants to restore individual and state freedoms. Fucking absolute morons.,we're clearly too stupid to have freedumbs +Obama got some big ass goofy teeth in that last photo,I think it was a snapchat filter +Shit that's a good idea. What other fucked up stuff can we bring back?,Let's bring back slavery while we are at it. +Some guy told me that my bullshit molly did 87 to him in one tick. I watched the demo and it actually did.,"wow, stop hacking your molotovs" +"Why would anyone announce that they use an adblocker? I know why you would use one, it's not like I don't have them on standby to block ads that bother me, but why would you announce?",Because everything is about them. +Santader CashEth - Demo Of The System,great to see they are moving forward with that... but that paste PK to pay widget is far more dangerous and useless than it is useful. +I work at a bowling alley and we just got these in!,If the GL book wasn't written by Geoff Johns then I'm not getting it +Steve Blake,"True story, during the summer Lillard didn't play basketball at all until the team got together in San Diego... except to play 1v1 with Steve Blake." +are you my neighbour?,"No, I saw this while I was in DC." +"I doubt that. He fought hard to keep Trump from winning the nomination. He, and just about anyone who knows politics, knows that Trump's nomination will bring the GOP to its knees sometime in the future. You can see it already in the conservative media where a civil war has been raging over Trump since he entered the race.","Bush crashed the public opinion of the GOP, now Trumps already ripping it a new one even before election day." +"All ages are welcome here, I'm 46.",kinda pretty weird imo +"Switching the MU is possible conceptually, but I don't plan on implementing it at the moment.",You have the power to make a modern FE's protagonist a non-avatar character and you waste it. +"Personally I think too many festivals have anthems and its completely watered down the specialness of what an anthem means. Now random club nights in quiet parts of Europe have anthems. It means nothing now. And if you don't have a voice over and cinematic break in the middle of the track that last 2 minutes (which completely kills the vibe on the dancefloor) then people don't consider it an anthem. Its a tired formula and its overused. A good anthem takes a lot of work, and chunk of time that I think would be better suited to coming up with original tracks. And now because there are so many of them, its pretty much forgotten by the time the party is over. I dunno about any other producers but after doing the Defqon 1 AU anthem, I'm never going to do one again. Oh I just saw the OP where Corey said theres too many. I completely agree.",I think your just bias from reverze 2014... lol +OSU wins out they eliminate Oklahoma from playoff consideration.,Maybe Houston will take care of Louisville to make this an easier conversation. +PM me if you'd like a quick guide. Might not end up replying until tomorrow morning - I don't have reddit setup with my account on phone.,"Thank you for your help, been trying to crack this for yonks." +"I dont get it, why do you even need second account?",Some people who reach the higher ranks like to get lower ranked accounts so they can play games without worrying about their rank. +Doesnt really make any sense for them to sponsor Nascar when the average fan is in their mid 50s,"You're right, we should have the Buick Cup, and in about 15 years we will switch to the AARP cup, then after that we can just end the series as the average fan will be dead." +More Singaporean women saying 'I do' to foreigners,The angmohs are stealing all our women! +Donald Trump's history of lying under oath,I have read a few of conman's depositions and those mentioned in the post aren't even the most twisted logic of the conman. +"there was another thread where somebody had a great explanation for this. unfortunately i am not that person. but it had something to do with how all the shit is already in place to deliver water bottles because we already deliver them all over the place, and there's way higher availability and that's what people usually already have when they donate. so jugs would be more useful but it'd be harder to round up enough of them or set up places where people could go to refill them","gosh darn it, sounds like them mexicans got them all" +What are some good names for a female Rottweiler?,Olivia +Want to give me a list of similarities?,Uhhh uhhh guns and uh doors and eh maps and also aim down sites and also Russians and also no halo guys and also no fun! +What was the first video game you ever played?,Ha..Pooyan! +This is my most anticipated movie of the year. Good to hear Mel's still got it.,Sugar tits +TIL the Minnesota Vikings' new stadium cost more than a NASA mission to Pluto.,Yea but will the mission to Pluto pay itself off and then eventually make a profit while providing hundreds of jobs? +What minor things make you click out of a video?,"When the video and audio are out of sync, I just can not stand it." +Working on plan a,Reread his post there is no plan a. Sorry no casual sex for you :( +The JavaScript Wars - How did we get here?,"I was visually raped by this website, holy shit." +It was demonstrated numerically in SFP activity and BerniePB stats plummeting after NY.,*SMH* I know... +"Well fuck, I guess I'd better walk over there behind you now.",Oh you are an obedient little devil. +Why don't you talk to your once best friend anymore?,She's now my girlfriend +ELI5: Why are high-wattage bass amps usually so much cheaper than high watt guitar amps?,Cause guitarists make much more than bassists. +MSI RX 480 Gaming X power draw - RMA or not?,Toasty +"The Mercenary Trophy will not trigger. As title suggests, The Mercenary Trophy won't trigger when you complete the heist without team damage, with or without teammates.",Can confirm it works with 4 players we did ECM rush Art Gallery and that seemed to work for it. +Why did beak separate on first print? Monoprice Maker Select V2...,watch it print and you will understand :) +"It's not about money, it's about sending a message. Even if it doesn't work atleast people know govt is strict on corruption and its not the same as previous govt. India won't change overnight, neither will Indians. It's a journey . People want corruption free India but also don't want to give up corruption at personal level.","Bhai phir overseas bank account mai jo black money walle hai, unke message kyun nahi bheja ja raha hai?" +The reason a non-Korean team will win Worlds this year Season 1 - No Monte - Non-Korean team wins Season 2 - No Monte - Non-Korean team wins Season 3 - Monte on broadcast - Korean team wins Season 4 - Monte on broadcast - Korean team wins Season 5 - Monte on broadcast - Korean team wins Season 6 - No Monte - ???,Untill ROX crushes this claim +Does anyone think he'll just agree to pay off all claims and settle the suit for the good of the country? Anybody?,"I'm quite sure, knowing that the plantiffs know now (with Trump now being President-Elect), an out of court settlement would be set at an almost unrealistic amount that would certainly raise eyebrows." +How long was Odyn waiting for us in the Halls of Valor? Aegis,Something something ... is not quite right ... +"Man, I didn't know B2W2 was in Gen 4.","NDS games = Gen4, everyone knows that!" +"Lina's lvl 25 talent upgrade to Fiery Soul is misspelled It says +1 Firey Soul Max Stacks, but it should say +1 Fiery Soul Max Stacks.",Your title is misspelt +3 word comments ...,Literally John Cena +Isn't that why the singles near you want to talk appeals so much to a certain demographic?,We finally figured out who exactly was sending money to all these Nigerian diplomats +"Was Bill running a billion dollar business that was supposed to be in a blind trust during these times? Oh, no, he wasn't. I thought Trump was supposed to be different, was supposed to be draining the swamp, not just doing exactly what he accused everyone else of doing?",That makes him a genius for continuing to take advantage of those opportunities. +"Nah, I think people are stupid when they say/believe things that are stupid.",like unsourced conspiracies about the sitting POTUS firing illegal armaments and committing war crimes? +"Happy for the new information, thanks--On revision, I withdraw my correction!",Yeah you cunt +"I think I've found which part of this game I love. I've played WoW on and off for about a year and never really felt fully committed. I have a level 100 character but just couldn't get into it. But all that changed when I decided to go for the Loremaster achievement. I downloaded the StoryLine addon, started a new character, a blood elf paladin, and began my journey. I instantly felt a difference. Instead of being so concerned with min/max item levels and stats I started to read the quests and became invested in the storyline. I made quick work of doing 50 quests in the Ghostlands. At one point I accidently wandered into Deathholme and realized what this was, this was a Scourge base from Warcraft III! There was the Ziggurats! And in the foggy distance I could see a Slaughterhouse. The sense of wander and storyline made that zone very enjoyable. I'm close to halfway done with 55 quests in Silverpine Forest and I'm having the most fun that I've had in the game. I don't care that I'm over level for the zone now (it may be a good thing bc I'm a protection paladin and I can still 1 shot monsters) I have to inform the Dark Lady about the trap the Worgens set for us! I hope every zone is this rich with story. I want to say thank you to everybody on this subreddit and r/wownoob for helping me out with all of my questions. I guess the point of this post is WoW is a game that you can play countless of different ways, don't be afraid to find out which game within the game is your favorite. For me it's the lore and the way the story unfolds and all the little details. For other people it may that competitive itch in PvP, maybe it's the making money on the AH that tickles your fancy, maybe you want to collect all the coolest mounts in the game, maybe you just want your character to have an awesome matching outfit or maybe you just want to play the pokemon rpg. Whatever it is do it and have fun, don't get too caught up on Where you should be and just focus on where you want to be.",The lore is what made me get back into WoW after Legion came outZ +"Stop and frisk, taking oil, holding terrorist families accountable, building a wall, deporting illegals... all strongly liberal policies.",Then I guess your voting for Clinton. +Joshua Bardwell on the Quanum 6-way Diversity Groundstation,They should make this into a hat +the keemstar,Looks like Voldemort's mellowed out a little +Why did she have to say maybe and probably,your guess is as good as mine +"This weekend I got the Technics, I pulled the trigger on the S9 a few days ago. Hyped for the transition to vinyl!",That S9 looks incredible! +I know i'm late but...,This is why Valve gave up on TF2 +12 team espn std Winston vs CHI or Mariota vsGB,"With Evans back fully, I'd go Winston over Mariota." +THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR KILLING OUR SAVIOR or something I don't fucking know.,You are going to have to give up controlling the entire world. +What about Portal 2 is supposed to be intellectual?,There be puzzles +It's your max moral relative to theirs. Just hover over yours and there's and it'll give you a full breakdown.,Or click on the crossed swords to get a quick overview for the battle. +At least he admits he's suffering from verysmart syndrome. Acceptance is the first step.,He also doesn't understand evolution. +Jonimorphs,#HE'S THE B I R D +Road rage tough guys run into even tougher guys,If you look close you can see the one arm bandit. +Have there been any beatings caused by Trump supporters? Because I know I've seen 2 beatings in the past couple days that targeted Trump supporters. Haven't seen a Clinton supporter get jumped yet.,"Look man, hate tweets are WORSE that physical attacks!" +Feminist are bad,What an insightful comment +"Yeah but you can also see defeat. Like he knows no matter what he says, her mind is made up.",She's being SO aggressive about it too. +Getting 27 for every time you win so quick the enemy team surrenders at ten minutes is nice,Its 21 isn't it? +"If I may interject, could I ask what would you considered to be a federal UK?","One that is split up into a collection of autonomous, federal states, similar to the German model." +GeT_RiGht flickshot,Thats ridiculous. +eyyy I am just stupid,So you got it fixed? +that's a weird spelling of lil yachty,Lil Boat is the best +How do you remember to spell words that are difficult for you?,Remember that my instincts are usually wrong. +My life is just a series of disappointments that an animal isn't as big as I thought it was.,Your girlfriend feels the same way. +"Bans For Climbing: They're More Important Than You Think As this season draws to a close a bunch of people are currently trying to grind ladder to get sick borders or pretty much whatever they want, thus, this is going to be a write up on how you can possibly increase your win percentage without even having the game start. Purely for laddering either solo or with someone bans are actually super important and people don't realize that a lot of the time. There are a lot of characters that people either struggle playing against or with that can seriously influence the way team fights or objective control goes. Therefore, enjoy this opinionated write up on bans. **S Tier** - Syndra: Being a snowball champion with great zone control and high damage early game, Syndra represents a problem for a lot of players and is just generally hard to shut down, especially after Zhonya's. While there is counterplay to her kit, the majority of the time it's better to not risk getting snowballed on and throw a ban her way. - Zyra: Best support in the game right now, can easily end up outdamaging a large majority of the people in the game and has an extremely strong laning phase that is hard to deal with without a counterpick. Also provides excellent zone control for teamfights and is just generally good in the meta. - Zac: Zac just generally has good CC and even a good damage presence in teamfights, he does a lot more damage than people expect, even when building full tank. His ganks are also rather powerful which can cause a problem even for lanes that are winning. - Yasuo: The bane of my existence. Kidding, but beyond my personal hatred for Yasuo, he is very strong in the early game and snowballs extremely hard. Without hard CC onto him, he becomes a pain to deal with as well as having decent siege potential and objective control with windwall. **A Tier** - Kennen: Kennen has a very strong teamfight presence and a decent early game, if a Kennen gets rolling there is going to be a rather painful problem. On the positive side a Kennen that is behind can be dealt with relatively easily and gets countered by Supports like Alistar and Janna - Caitlyn: Late game DPS monster. If you're in lower elo with teams that don't pressure advantages very well this could be a good pick or ban. She also has very good synergy with a lot of the poke heavy supports that are popular right now. However, if she gets shut down early by a strong lane then she is going to struggle doing damage. - Orianna: While this isn't an extremely popular pick in lower elo a snowballing Orianna hurts... a lot. Her laning phase is decent but can be shut down since she lacks a stun and substantial mobility, she provides great zone control and team fighting as well. - Jayce: A Jayce with a lead is a happy Jayce indeed. Jayce has a very strong lane that people generally struggle dealing with and has great poke when sieging, while he is rather squishy he does a good amount of damage and is still worth looking at for a ban. **B Tier** - Brand: This is a pick that is gaining popularity and might go up a tier. Like Zyra, Brand does a lot of poke damage in lane that is hard to deal with while also have a great all-in and some hard CC. He can end up doing a lot of damage and also gives his AD the opportunity to snowball as well. - Rek'Sai: This is a pick with a lot of damage early in the game as well as a good knockup which is pretty hard to avoid sometimes. Additionally, the vision she get's is invaluable when dancing around objectives and has good ganks. - Jhin: When played correctly, Jhin can lock down a squishy and engage teamfights by himself, while also providing supplemental burst damage once he gets back in range. His lane is good and is great for setting up ganks meaning that the snowball potential is there. **General Shenanigans** Picks and Bans are a lot more important than people think they are, especially in solo que. When building a team comp try to ask yourself a few questions including, does this comp have at least 2 decent damage sources and how are we going to engage when we want to? Again, these are my opinions and discussion is welcome. Additionally, while this was designed for those that are climbing before seasons end, if requested I can make updated versions for this once patches and things come out, take care and happy climbing my friends :)",Did you forget that graves exists? +"Tip: Use hearthstone when stuck in combat after Il'gynoth When you're stuck in combat after the Il'gynoth fight, because someone pulled one of those trash mob tentacles, and most of the raid already left the zone just use your hearthstone. After that right-click the LFR-icon near the minimap and click teleport to dungeon. Hope this helps. I used to miss lots of Elerethe kills because I never thought of this option :D",Just let yourself get killed and respawn outside of the Ungoro portal? +Me after three.,Me too thanks +Twitch looks in-cred-i-ble.,"But I'm so used to looking at the *old* twitch, this looks so weird" +It is literally in the body of the article.,"Pfff, like who the hell reads the articles anyway amirite?" +it didn't pass?,"Yes,it didn't pass." +"The title is click-baity and this sub won't let me change it. But read the article, it actually makes a lot of sense.","The assault on education must stop, and posting articles with such headlines is harmful regardless of their content." +Derek thinking about moving almost finished LoD to UE4,Didn't all the CBT keys get pulled the other week? +iPhone and it's not a volume probably it's very choppy,Same for me +"Just not possible. Obama took 8 years to get 2.5 million people out, more than the previous 19 Presidents combined. Let's say you got rid of 3,000,000 in the first year. That's more than 8,000 deportations a day. Good luck with that, especially with his also-promised federal hiring freeze.","Hillary can bring in 650 million/week, Trump obviously took that as a challenge" +Hunter x Hunter 2011,"I was hesitant to watch it because it's so long, but I'm 70 episodes in and not planning to stop." +Do Irish people tend to feel any animosity towards those in Northern Ireland?,Unless flegs get mentioned we are pretty much all sound (by and large) +"The point is that subsidized housing wouldn't be necessary at all if prices reflected the local economy and housing stock was being occupied by the people who participate in said economy. Developers aren't to blame, they're riding a wave and you can't fault them too much for it, but the government's policies are firmly pro-developer and pro-investment, which is what's made this whole situation as bad as it is. Even this approach to subsidizing housing is pro-developer, which probably looks like a double-win to the government, but won't really make much of a difference at the end of the day except that some of those developers will have made some money and a few thousand people in a city of millions will have marginally affordable rent. This isn't a real solution.","You're right, but unless the CRA cracks down on dirty money coming into the country and unless the municipalities do what they can to change their insane zoning restrictions, what else can the Province do to get at the real issues?" +God bless this great man.,"I mean, I don't wish ill on our Prime Minister by any means, but I also disagree with him on many of his positions and hope he is never elected again." +Like I honestly believe this is really him,I don't see an +Rape Melania is trending on twitter. The tolerant left is disgusting.,I'm sure it's just a mistake and nobody at Twitter noticed it. +What do you mean you don't require new noodle debugging software?,NOPE right the fuck out. +"Spilled Muscle Milk on my PC Alright I need some help. I spilled Muscle Milk on my PC through the top vent where it dropped onto my GPU, I immediately shut it off. My display went dark before I turned it off, but the video I was playing in YouTube kept running evident by the sound still coming. I dabbed clean most of it then let it drain out. Muscle Milk isn't milk but is like water with a compound, so it like turned into flakes. I am about to clean it, can I submerge my components into 99% isopropyl alcohol and be good? Its Mainly on GPU barely on mobo.",Your PC will run faster now! +hahahaha. Nice. I reject any fuckery. Even if it helps Bernie. Let's do things legit for once.,It won't happen and afterwards Bernie is going to name Dean his Vice President nominee for agreeing to not challenge Ellison's nomination to DNC chair. +"Who do you want to see a ring before they retire? I want to see Carmelo Anthony win a ring. Unfortunately, he's been hated on a lot for staying in NY. No matter what, it would've been an L for him. If he left to go to Chicago or somewhere else, they call him not loyal. If he stays in NY, he is called an idiot who only cares about money. He's a Hall of Famer in my eyes and I'd love to see the Knicks get CP3 this offseason.",Joel Embiid.. +"Don't worry, plenty of breadsticks for both of you",The answer to ISIS is Olive Garden! +Anyone else getting this right now?,Yup same here. +Yeah but the momentum makes it feel like a lot more. Our offense has been putrid today.,Uhh no it hasn't +Same old vikes. Just switch to basketball mode,it would suck if my team was the t wolves. +"Nah we only need two seasons anyway, Fucking boiling and Fucking freezing",Very hot and not so hot. +Was directed here. Peeling off masking tape (x-post from r/oddlysatisfying),You were referred correctly +GLOBALISTS ON SUICIDE WATCH,"Breaking news: SJW's buy commune in Guyana, large amounts of kool-aid" +Some just want to see the world burn. Also some men want to know if the Bird is the Word.,"Why yes, yes they do" +It didn't work,"Goodbye 5,000 + karma" +This makes me Really. Really. Happy.,Fake +"I didn't use any anti-virus on my PC for 3+ month, this just shows that common sense better than any anti-virus!","I didn't wear a seatbelt for 5 months while driving my car, and look, i'm doing just fine!" +so you're going to link that video of Obama seeing he wouldn't accept the results of the election right,because it wasn't until that is when people started calling Trump a dictator +Everyone knows this. I stopped paying attention to anything he says years ago.,"Actually about 63 million voters don't know this, and a frightening amount of non-voters I suspect as well." +Holocaust scholar is suspended from school he taught at for 40 years after comparing Donald Trump to Hitler in class,What does a Holocaust scholar know about Hitler? +C,H +Christ-chex.,Cruci-chex +"I've can throw in white falcos and a painted item or 2, that's about all I got left atm besides hypernova and dark matter or Reg exotics",Sorry man think I'm just sticking with the pm guy thanks for you time though +Wired earbuds are considerably lighter in comparison. The apple airpods have quite a bit more hardware in comparison directly on your ear.,"I would think that it would be more weight just in the actual ear canal, meaning that'd stay in tighter." +Unfortunately the working class is (short-sightedly) more worried about their manufacturing jobs than anything else.,"Yeah all those people worrying about their livelihoods and mortgages, so short-sighted" +That's only the tip of the iceberg. Did you notice none of the girl penguins are wearing dresses? They're all drag kings. And did you see the rockhoppers and macaronis? What is with that ungodly hair? Is this some kind of punk thing? Why don't they get haircuts!?,God-damned flippies +Not surprised.,Have you been banned fom r/Judaism by any chance? +DONT FORGET MOOOMM,To be honest that line felt out of character. +Portland PD release mugshots of 71 rioters who were arrested. 98% are beta cuck numales or disgruntled lesbians wearing problematic glasses.,Wow a grown ass man wearing a Pikachu costume and they caught him. +It worked with MRI (magnetic resonance imaging)! It's the same thing as NMR (nuclear magnetic resonance).,"no it's not, it's based on the same concept but is dufferent" +After the election,"Fake, any true sponge bob fan would know squid ward sleeps on the second floor of his house" +"I enjoy helping my friends, but this is always the case.",Purposely sabotage them +Arctic Monkeys - Fluorescent Adolescent,The guitar in this song is so good +I piss hard,Straight up in the air. +No answer. What sterotype do I fit?,Trump apologist. +"homestucks, answering the most pressing question.",again? +Hard to hear the answer to a question when you've already got your hands over your ears.,Her article is macro-aggression...get her out of my safe-space. +Like reading the Viper vs Mountain chapter when you've already completed the book,"Unlike Alvarez, the Viper was winning most of that fight." +"damn, i might as well just wait for him to come out on global and save all my stones til then. Then just go on a summon spree when he's out and maybe i 'll even get SV at the same time heh.",By the time he comes out in GLB jp will poop better units :). +How would the premise of movies change if the title was taken literally?,Hot Fuzz: it's a porno now +ELI5 Why the electoral college does/n't work in today's society?,"It works when Democrats are elected, it doesn't when Republicans are elected." +Today I finally acquired the case I fell in love with 12 years ago.,Find anything cool on the old HDD? +Remember when Trump claimed at the RNC that he would protect gays?,"Yeah, but as everyone here knows, the VP is the one that makes all of the decisions like this..." +I once sent a table that basically had x-axis as time of day and y-axis as day of week and just counted amount of calls customer support got per day per hour. It was as though I was a female Moses with the commandments. A screenshot of that spreadsheet is right now the desktop background of all the customer support agents. It's the weirdest thing.,You dropped the spreadsheet on the ground when you found customer support paying homage to another spreadsheeting program ? +But what is the blue bin for?,Papyrus +Build a jewish gay club on it.,Jewish and black Muslim gay club. +Sun Nov 13 - Car crashes into wall at Fairview Mall,Pedestrians ought to watch where they're going! +If you press Ctrl V right now in the comment box. What will the comment say?,I don't mind that shes a senior +Those things are as rare as exalts or something.,Still propably less rare than carto +"C3 Crates Orange Loopers, Painted Toppers 3c3 Hypernova Green Octavian Offers",Interested in orange homburg? +A zoo is a really safe place to fart.,well don't say I didn't tell you when you get put in jail for killing the animals with your fart-bomb +"I don't like your home page, it's too money hungry, I just want to learn, not spend money like a lemming... Sure you guys might be legit but I already have websites that help me, you have to be better imo.",most of them are free btw +"Well to be fair, fire can **burn children**!",and possibly cause autism. +If you gonna photoshop muscles at least give him some good chest muscles too cos that just looks weird.,I tried to but the symbol would be distorted. +Also buffalo bills legend Terrell Owens.,Patriots great Chad Ochocinco? +"TIL Michael Faraday, one of the foremost experimenters of his time, declined a knighthood, believing that it was against the word of the Bible to pursue worldly reward. He stated that he preferred to remain plain Mr. Faraday to the end.","this is why we need capitalism, people need incentives to make progress" +"Played more isn't the same as more popular. More popular would mean more fans and followers of the game. Football (soccer) is easily the #1 in both most played and most fans. Cricket is #2 when it comes to viewer base just because of how long it's been around. Basketball is actually growing extremely quickly as a sport and now has (quite good) professional leagues in Spain, Greece, Argentina, Italy, Turkey, China, France, and the Philippines. The rest you wouldn't be wrong about though, all of those sports have been around for a very long time and are played at an international level regularly. My point is that baseball is more than just an American sport though, since many international players come to America just to play baseball. Over 25% international players playing a domestic game is definitely impressive.","Of course, the payments in the NBA are high compared to other states." +How do you know you weren't going to kick up a bunch of lead paint dust or asbestos? (I'm new here).,"I'm not sure if OP did so, but generally, you can call your county to have it tested" +"It's an incredibly good gun, if you can get used to the fact the iron sight is like looking up a dwarf's ass.",I'll have you know that dwarf ass is one if the sexiest on the planet! +"American's who are actually undecided in the election, what is making the choice so hard?",My conscience +"What should I do when my team doesn't pick a support? Yeah pretty straight forward, just want to know what the strategy is since you obviously have to play differently","Flame them, only occasionally participate in the game to avoid AFK, Complain about ELO hell sticking you with idiots for teammates, tell them to uninstall then repeatedly say the game is over already even when your team is doing well." +"I'd love if some HotS originals could join, like Lunara and Murky.",Or Zeratul +Those numbers aren't very large relative to the number of votes cast. A better question is what is the rate of error... if it's in the range of .5%-1% then we could see actual changes to the EC.,"Relative to the number of votes cast, Lots of votes were cast, even with I doubt there being more than 0.001% of a change in numbers, much less a flip of the electoral college, Michigan and Pennsylvania wouldn't be enough without Florida" +Is this a bent pin and can i fix it?,punch it as hard as you can +"Ezekiel Elliott is 3rd player in NFL history to reach 1,000 rushing yards in his 1st 9 career games",I remember when Gurley was safer than Zeke +"Yeah, but times change. Chickenshit heels also suppose to win some matches clean, so that they don't look like total chumps. It's exhausting watching a fued carry over for 4-5 months, in which the champ never wins clean. I don't want to watch him get beat up. I just want to watch a match to have a clean finish. I think NXT is a great example. No matter if the champ is a chickenshit, or a monster type. You'll mostly get a clean finish. And it feels refreshing.",The champions wrestle a considerably less amount of competitive matches though +Drum corps ingenuity at its finest: Recording an inconspicuous POV video during a show by duct taping a GoPro to your jacket's metal buckle and then covering it up with a Pop-Tart wrapper,That gopro would be sick to watch +"Tootoo is such an embarrassment - to his team, to his family, to his community He should quit",lol +Asian Jim,"This is super embarrassing for me, and I'm probably gonna get down voted, but I don't get it... I'm not being a troll or anything just never seen the show... What's the punchline?" +Krepost Arepost Repost Another repost Trepost Ecunt,Considering I'm reposting what was my brothers oc I'm sure it's fine. +"Remove some points from the FPS list occasionally A lot of these things really aren't posted frequently or are really vague, and just make it so that certain posts are instantly shot down on account of their names being on the FPS list. Besides, if all you do is add to the list, at one point there will be no non-FPSes left to make.",Think of original ideas then. +Shush. I want more of these sheepposts.,The sheep thing is new and it's fine for now but the Never Forget the First Rule of blah blah blah needs to stop. +She's mentally broken. Plus there's cage rust and the fact that every female fighter knows that she can be beat now. Snapping arms and ending every fight in the 1st round can be an intimidating thing.,"If Ronda takes one hard strike to the face before she can get a takedown, I think Amanda wins." +"Poor Bernie... I feel bad for him, being beaten down by a system which was against him from the start and then having to come out and *endorse* the leader of that system. It's even worse that Clinton is the best viable option. Can't we just raise FDR from the dead and install him as dictator for life?","Personally I find her the least viable candidate out of everyone, I can't trust anything she says." +_You know what movie REALLY could use a sequel? Avatar: The Last Airbender!_,And of course no one has ever said this because you can't make a sequel for a movie that doesn't exist. +Halloween ideas? What is there to do in Greensboro for Halloween?,Clown hunting +"Yo on some serious shit I'm fr scared cause u know someone's gonna try to assassinate trump and then pence is gonna become president and he's ten times worse. If you ever want a good scare, just listen to pence talk about his ideas for this country.",Just electrocute the gays and make abortion a criminal offense it'll be fine +"How often do you wash your hair? I've been water only washing for 3-4 months now, I love this but I want to wear my hair out more and I think I can only do that for 2 days before I need to wash again. So just wandering how often everyone else washes and what techniques you use","2-4 days a weeks depending on what I'm doing, water only." +Spoiler alert they weren't. For some reason people always cheer for all girls alliances & root against all guys alliances (even tho there really hasn't been one). Definitely a double standard. Personally I don't like gendered alliances because they are too boring & predictable.,"Yes, One World was highly praised throughout its airing." +"No, you're worse. At least Muslims have values, you're nothing but libertine swine.",You still haven't said why that dress is degenerate Also purity spiral much? +G2?,Also C9 at iBP +(Discussion) Dice please add more war stories to the campaign I really loved the campaign mode in this game. You guys really knocked it out of the park with the war stories but I need moar!!! Please don't neglect to come out with campaign content I beg you!!,"I'd love one war story with every DLC, but I highly doubt we'll be seeing any more." +American university for Korean? So I'm getting close to graduating and I've self studied Korean for about a year now. It's been fun but also pretty difficult to keep myself on a schedule. I also feel like I've hit a wall and I can't get much further right now in my own. (also side note I feel I need to mention - my school has a huge foreign exchange program and approx 20% of the student body is Korean...I've developed good friendships with several and they help me with bits and pieces that I can't get from the book) Anyway just wondering if there were any unis in the US that would have a Korean program that's actually respectable. (edit - formatting),University of Southern California has a Korean program and was also featured in the LA special of MuDo (Infinite Challenge). +Inkscape is good for making diagrams if you want something (much) better than microsoft paint.,It can't possibly be better than MS Paint. +A 7-2 Supreme Court and his lunatic cabinet.,Oh that's just nitpicking +THE QUEEN HAS BEEN FOUND,Lol @ YouTube comment She takes 15 redpills a day +GLASS CEILING: Elizabeth Warren is rumored to be considering becoming the second woman to lose a presidential election in 2020,**POCOHONTAS/DOLEZAL 2020** +Trump pledges to stay Trump,oh good I was worried for a sec +"This would suggest that the cost would be between $43.2 and $72/MWH, assuming 50% efficiency. The cost on the grid however spikes to over $200/mwh for the first 30mins just to get the gas turbine to turn on, then settling to $80-100/mwh",Heat rate (GJ/MWh) takes efficiency into account. +It's ice unless you froze something flammable than there's no need for smoke detectors,or maybe if there is a fire that melts ice it creates a collapse hazard? +"A player that can actually control and dictate should have been their utmost priority, instead they went and heavily overpaid for a moments player.",Honest question... Someone like Schweinsteiger? +Grandma plays GTA,SHE HAS A CLEAR INTENTION OF STARTING A MASS SHOOTING ALL BECAUSE OF THESE HORRID VIDEO GAMES +"Yeah, fuck Archimedes!","If he's so smart, then why is he dead?" +"Swim well, Chairman","swim well, chairman" +"Now keep in mind: There are people out there, who actually fall for this shit! Idk if I should laugh or cry about this.",I'm too trusting ;_; +Parking / towing question,I recommend you egg the house. +Jon Jones isn't the greatest p4p fighter and is considered the best cause he's a freak athlete with huge reach and strength.,"lmao the second this post went up, I wrote a novel about this exactly thinking I wonder how this will go over lol" +It's not like that is asked in every newspaper and the entire population is losing their shit about it or anything...,Yet this has 90% downvotes +It pisses me off because I have met very few pro-lifers who are inclined to put their money and actions where their mouth is and actually adopt.,"But then that means the they would have to deal with the consequence of someone else's mistake, and that just won't do!" +Greece voted the best country in the world,Forgot the +"Plur vibes homie, your next roll in June will be spectacular! Spread love, be kind, and have peace.",as to you man! +"Sir is not really a title. It's just an honorific. Plus he isn't a Master Chief Petty Officer of the Navy, just Master Chief Petty Officer. Those are two different rates.","In Halo 3, the memorial had MCPO of the Navy rank on it, sort of making it a nickname (since he wasn't actually that rank)" +I'm assuming your 'longstanding Jedi favourites' didn't include Yoda.,"Not after I found out how tragically, shamefully fast he gets targeted by those trying to climb the payout ranks." +Are you saying something is only moral if it's lawful?,"I am saying that this is exactly the kind of situation the Prime Directive was created for, and his reasons for saving Wesley were purely selfish if not coloured by his personal history with the Crusher family, and caused more bad than good - something he should have taken into account." +"Colorado Bro Here, Any Chance of a Fan Meetup? I live pretty close to Littleton and would be pretty stoked to meet Aleks.","Only aleks tho, fuck the rest of em right?" +"Thank you, at least someone sees where I am coming from. Yea, I could be over reacting to the guilds, but there is a whole forum on the Elysium website about guild recruitment.",yea it definitely feelsbadman when most of reddit isn't on your side +"Also, the shrine cutscenes don't change with chaos level, like D1. He doesn't judge you for not finding a non lethal way, or act impressed when you kill no one. Not up until the very end.","True, but the heart does provide commentary on your actions." +Monster between my legs,Some day you'll take a picture from a different angle +Or the recent Heatles. Were playing small ball well before the current warriors,Don Nelson's We Believe team was running small ball even before then +Newport News is a shithole. Or is there one outside of Virginia?,"I'm sure they meant Newport, RI...which is all mansions." +It's best to refer to the hivemind as we,It's actually pronounced Buscemi. +"As is life, to each must we decide what is true, and what is false.",Bad philosophy... too many idiots to let them decide what's true. +Upvote me for spiritual guidance and a small chance of sexual favours.,upvoted +"Randy & Mr. Lahey of Trailer Park Boys - Spanish Moon - March 24, 2017","I'm watching your posts, like a shit hawk." +"You're not really more attractive, she's just rewarding you for being better. She's not thinking 'oh my god he's so hot I just have to suck his dick'.","Yes, women don't like sex or pleasing their man, they're just handing out performance rewards." +"2016 Is Set To Be The Hottest Year On Record, World Meteorological Organization says",Statistics are a tool of Satan contructed to make us believe in global warming. +Svalbard sees 'shocking' temperatures near freezing point,"Climate and weather, been the same since the Lord created the world and Satan made Al Gore." +300k lul,This is a month old Jesus Christ how did you even get here +"They can wear whatever they like, but claiming that hijab has anything to do with feminism is ridiuclous.",Thank you for your response :) +So I just have 2 points on the graph? sorry im bad at this stuff :(,idk if I were you I would reset the fan curve to default and that put 70% and 70c let me take a screenshot +Hi to you to Caviera,Hi scrub! +Isn't this gonna be the Disturbed and Fitz and the Tantrums week? Or is it the mystery week?,We don't know. +Do we really care what he meant?,Do you think I care what you care about? +Daily Discussion for October 19 Be Excellent to each other!,"I wanna keep writing my new chapter that's due for Friday but I just got an awesome idea for a video I would need to write the script for, and I know it's gonna take me all day." +"More questions such as ; Why the fuck is her first name dream ? Black chyna can breastfeed ? (Titties gotta be fake) Will Dream , North, Blue Ivy , Saint roast their parents in future ? Is rob also breastfeeding ?",Questions so pressing you have to ask them twice. +Pretty much what i aim for when i toke up. Already it works sometimes.,*at least +"Billy Bishop is the airport on Toronto island, the closest airport to the downtown core.",His plane is also in the War Museum in Ottawa. +Neck is becoming a flat 30% hp bubble on a 30 sec CD with no longer a 5 second window of not getting hit. The ring is becoming a 25% haste buff that also works off silences. Both these could change a little bit more but that's the base idea,"30% hp bubble every 30sec seems too strong to me, but I'm currently wearing it so w/e :P" +Unpopular opinion thread post em below only true unpopular opinions,"Not a film, but I don't think Jimmy Fallon is a very good talk show host." +Are std players the only one without reasons to go to ripple?,? +NCTV: dreiging in Nederland wordt groter als IS-kalifaat valt,"Zolang we onze beslissingen maar niet gaan baseren op haat en angst tegen deze groep, want dat gebeurt nou nooooooooit." +1990 Ferrari F40 - Jay Leno's Garage,"Sorry, I just can't tolerate a Ferrari that has forced induction, it's not a real Ferrari." +Diner waitress from the 1960s.,my mom had a blonde version of that hair back then +What Does Jolders Memory Do?,Jolder doesn't apply to slides. +He asked about how the races can be different if they're all ovals. They're not all ovals. That's important.,That depends on what the meaning of is is +Remembering a club legend that's not often appreciated.,You mean Bertrand right? +Just another day in Alaska,It's gay moose of Utah at Snowbird. +Tom Hardy to Star as Al Capone in Josh Trank's 'Fonzo',"I look forward to him acting as a dumb, violent, lucky man." +Slow cooking a lamb roast over a firepit in the forest,Mouth...won't...stop...watering... +Probably because not all hair dryers are made to out put the same ammount of heat. Also human error comes into play. What works for you might not work for others. If it works for you keep using it. Post some pictures or do a write up. That might also encourage more people to try it.,good point! +Like the meetings in China related to CPEC where the PM was escorted by one CM and the son of that CM? Kind of like that?,How two wrongs make good? +"Overheating alarm I the last few days, my phone had started to rapidly heat up when my morning alarm goes off, reaching up to 40-50 degree C after 30-60 mins. It was still occuring after I cleared dalvik and cache I'm just using the stock clock app to set my alarm. Does anyone else experience this bug and have any suggestions? In the mean time, I'm gonna clean flash to PN 7.1.1 and hope the problem doesn't follow me","Soo, whatever gets suggested here you won't be attempting anyway so what's the point?" +My mom has said maybe two mean words to me in the last 30 years.,I will bet you are also the kid that cussed your mom out infront of us multi-cultured kids. +Laces out.... Sorry,for Harambe? +same draft year as steph curry,"Steph isn't even leading the league in scoring, what a scrub" +worked in finance = not anti-semitic how?,"Don't you know, Jews run the economy?" +"I took this pic of an unknown climber in Holcolmb Valley last month, let me know if you recognize her!",Stalker status: Achieved. +Yay mine will arrive this afternoon!,I'm so excited for your test results! +"Recommended captain for tier 7? When I used to play WoT it was often recommended to not go up to tier 7 without sixth sense in medium tanks because it could make such a difference without it. Is there something like that in place here for tier 7? Skills for a BB captain to have before going to tier 7? I still have a ways to go to get through the NM, but wasn't sure if I should just plan to stay at tier 6 until I have the tier 5 skill or not?","Survivability Expert on BBs is a must have, especially at low tiers." +Those crybabies,Its amazing how something as complex as all these subjects can be summed up in one tweet. +What if there's something strange in your neighbourhood? Who you gonna call?,Mister Doctor? +"Can we ban Lewis told me I'm his Secret Santa posts? There's one on the front page like every three days. We get it. It's a funny quirk, but I can't understand how anybody that has ever been to this sub hasn't already seen it.",While we're at it let's ban look at my farm posts. +"Trade offer from Kings LaVine, Dunn and 2017 pick plus we will take on your Pekovic contract For Demarcus Cousins and Collison You guys want to win now (and next year). Dunn is nowhere near the level of Wiggins and Towns. Rubio does everything better than him except shooting but with all the space he gets from other players, he's been knocking down his shots. Collison is another experienced VET that brings playoff experience to the team. Of course, Cousins. He can alleviate a lot of pressure from Towns and Towns can focus on being a 4 kind of like Duncan and Robinson back in the day except Towns and Cousins can both hit 3s and have exceptional Cousins is actually a good post defender and he's done wonders on defense with Joerger. Why the Kings do it? We are done. We just want to start new. Small market so we can't bring another star to play next to Cousins. We will always be out of playoffs but never bad enough to get a good pick. I love Cousins, and I wish we had at least 1 more star player next to him who can really bring out the best in him. Cousins and Wiggins is a dream duo. Like Shaq and Kobe. Except you also have fucking Tim Duncan as well! Fakkk. Why Timberwolves do it: Bjelica is the stretch 3 and alleviates ball handling pressure from Rubio. What you miss from LaVine you get from Bjelica and more. I think Dunn is a fantastic prospect but really will take him many years to get to where he needs to be and he's not a playmaker like Rubio. This team needs a playmaker with Towns and Wiggins. Bjelica looks damn good at 3. Moves the ball well and contributes to the fluid offensive motion that you lack with LaVine. Wiggins looks much better at the 2. Your new team: Cousins-Towns-Bjelica-Wiggins-Rubio That's a playoff team this year and a contender next year.",I'm sure Cousins would take to Thibs screaming at him all game very well... +"Spoiler rule still exists guys Stop getting cute with plot details. Just because you can acknowledge SSJB Vegetto doesn't mean you can write out details of ep.66. We're still banning for this. **Have some basic courtesy, the episode is 2 days old**.",I blame u/MrGohan26 for this. +They have no way of differentiating between the two,prove it +"Stop please. I went to Jonh Oliver thread at r/television and god is it everywhere. Funny enough, people say the media is the problem, but it is surprising(not) how it is mostly the liberal media that people see as the problem.",But don't you know the most logical thing to do after being accused of racism is to elect a man adored by the KKK? +"Wow, do they actually have the capital? If the project is financially and logistically sound there's no reason the entire west shouldn't help bankroll this heavily. This would be probably the best thing possible for the future of humanity, not only because of environmental benefit but also in a similar way that global capitalism has brought in unprecedented peace between global powers. If we depend on each other more for energy, diplomacy will be the utmost priority over aggression.","No, they do not." +Talk about being unlucky. But you know what? That guy is boss. Stood right up after the wreck and then *got up* after getting clobbered by the pole. Wow.,Adrenaline is powerful. +You'd did *not* just say Hans Zimmer is better than Alan Menken did you? I'm going to pretend you didn't compare an 8 time Academy Award winning film and Broadway composer to a guy that writes one chord and repeats it while it gets louder.,O snap +Yes,"Sorry, I need Google to pre-chew my vision or reality and decide what meets their standards for state-sanctioned-truth ^^^^^I ^^^^^don't, ^^^^^fuck ^^^^^you" +"Winnipeg doesn't care about hockey, they're just really big on aviation history.",Maybe Winnipeg wouldn't exsist without constant stream of airplanes bringing in supplies +"Why do you think manufacturing went to China in the first place? People don't want to pay a fair price for goods. Trump can't just bring production back to America, create jobs at decent wages, incur the cost of a massive overhaul of aging American production facilities... and expect to keep the cost of goods at a level consumers will accept. If he actually goes through with ideas like that he'll end up fucking people on all ends. Workers will end up doing shit jobs for terrible pay and benefits. Consumers will end up paying more. Guess who'll be the ones laughing in that scenario? The guys who rake in the money and decide the prices and the wages.",Well he also probably wants to undercut the minimum wage so maybe that will make us competitive again! +I think its fucked up that you'd allow people like this to walk around with everyone else then without someone able to deal with it. How is that ok to put these kids with such social troubles with everyone else? Then when they whoop someones ass its just oh well they've got issues...Kids with issues like you describe were sent off to schools who knew how to deal with that kind of shit.,They should put them in cages. +Actually I'm pretty certain valve have stated this in the past.,Link please i'm curious +Have you created a safe space for her and offered counseling?,Do I look like an asshat to you? +What does he sound like when he's God though?,Kermit the Frog +IW at it again with community-requested changes. Awesome stuff!,Totally agree! +"I think the key here is that the players aren't expecting this when they queue up for a game. The ADC doesn't expect that they're going to be left alone in lane for much of the game, and be required to play safe or die. This puts extra (and unexpected) challenge on the ADC, that's all. I know they say he copy/pastes a paragraph about what he's doing, but it's still setting the ADC up for a long laning phase of trying not to die.","It will help the ADC better at farming under tower, knowing when to back off a lot, not dying" +"that guy looks like Donnie Yen, is that Donnie Yen?","The guy who looks like Donnie Yen is in fact the actual Donnie Yen, who is the Donniest of Yens." +Anyone but Gabbard.,I thought reddit loved her? +I think it's more that someone is a click away from seeing their mother with two penises inside her vagina at once.,"Ffs, reddit, there's more to being a pornstar than pleasing your disgusting cispeen." +"Three new cards revealed: Tanaris Hogchopper, Spiked Hogrider, and Leatherclad Hogleader",it's still gonna get nerfed lol +"I'm a bit confused as to whether I do or don't want my withered to end up in cocoons. If not, is there anything I can use to prevent this from happening?",In surprised they haven't just removed that voice line until they fix that bug +"I hoped that Wing Shards would have gone further than 1st round since it is one of my pet cards, but being paired against Tendrils is pretty unfair.",I voted for Wing Shards +"Golden State getting Avery Bradley, Jae Crowder and Nerlens Noel for Klay Thompson would be pretty freaking incredible. I don't see how they would be beatable. They would literally have zero weakness.",Except Durant going 0/8 ;) +He's a traitor and a terrorist. He doesn't need jail time he needs 5 min against a wall,I don't think a time out is going to solve this one. +Shhh didn't you know they're really sensitive these days?,TAIWTW +How did we not come away with a TD?,Literally the comment below you. +Alex Iwobi | 'I play every game like it's my last',Poorly enough to get dropped? +Except for the fact that it was widely reported that Carrie Fisher's dog was with her.,Shush diff --git a/chunk66.csv b/chunk66.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..5b8e8b494a389c380c2e38b3d281ab7e764e554b --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk66.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1666 @@ +Input,Output +"What do I do with old Novideo Oven? Someone ~~who wants my house burnt down~~ gave me a GTX 280 for free. I already ran some benchmarks on it for fun, but now I don't know what to do with it anymore. I thought for a second to keep it as a backup GPU for my desktop, but then I remembered my dank R9 M290X in my laptop is much faster, so I'd use that instead. Any ideas are welcome. btw it's actually an XFX card, believe it or not.",Use it to heat your house in the upcoming winter Ayy m80 +"He had Nicole Kidman on once where she revealed she would have dated him once. Some mutual friend took her over to Fallon's place, but she thought he wasn't into her because he wouldn't stop playing video games.",this sounds hilarious +"You can buy Dirt Rally on g2a for less than $30, that's probably as low as you'll catch it.","I'll pass, G2A has always been sketchy so I'd rather just buy it normally." +This taxi was struck by lightning,THANK GOD FOR THE RUBBER TIRES THAT SAVED THOSE PEOPLE +Sony needs to work harder on bloatware | Xperia Blog,"Overpriced for specs, too much bloat (though nowhere near Samsung)." +Thank ~~God~~ Porzingis.,We are 3-6 and play the Mavs today... I think this year we have a decent chance of getting into the playoffs.... but I dont want to get my hopes high because I know what this team is capable of. +Said no liberal ever.,"Unlike all those well balanced right-wingers, huh?" +There's the comment I was looking for.,FREE FALL SPEED CAN ONLY BE ACHIEVED BY CONTROLLED EXPLOSIONS! +8 years my friend.,"Nah, 8 more after that as Ivanka becomes our first female pres." +Did I miss an update? I thought Salazar was removed as a precaution and there wasn't much more to it?,According to Hoynes he's traveling back to Cleveland to get his arm looked at. +"Oops, forgot to train calves and abs again. As well as traps.","That's okay, as long as you do the compounds you won't need to do abs" +"For some reason thought I saw Steen out there but after checking the replay on the huge Ajayi run it was definitely Urbick, you right.",HOW DARE YOU BE WRONG +What are those brown blobs on the shelf and who is the baseball player?,I think they're coconuts. +"Free you say?......I like free....I'll check it out, thanks.","It takes a little messing around to get good video quality out of it but hey, you can't beat free." +Where is this footage from?,"southern France, it says in the title" +Redditors born between 1982-1996ish (i.e. Millennials). What are some things our generation will be the last to do?,Breathe free unpolluted air +"yes this is what franchising is about. Look at NBA. We have NBA owners investing in esports, we will adapt their system. And scouting grounds is a step forward, into a circuit/draft system.","Great now we can watch teams fail to get better players in draft, thank God" +"Rutte, maak van MH17 nu eens politiek",De enige politieke oplossing is de oorlog verklaren aan Rusland. +"if you are that behind and trying to become a stun bot, yes. in general no. But if running tear the frozen heart will also increase your damage because AP scaling off mana.","FH mana is, like, 12 ap lol." +"I know the issue is contentious with some so please don't be a dick in the comments, thanks.",ERMAHGERD this is going to destroy the economy and everyone will move to the RM of Springfield - THANKS BOWMAN +"Sheath, for my sword cannot tell a lie...",Oh you +"and didnt want to waste any time while some other guy goes and buys the last pair while you are waiting. Apple and their stupid policies annoy me, I understand why they do not want to put products on hold for customers but it should be a service they offer.","To be fair other than me and the other guy who was already testing, there was nobody at the AirPods section." +If OSU wins out but doesn't make the playoffs I vote that we burn everything to the ground.,"Well if you don't win your conference and Penn State already went toe to toe with you, you don't deserve to go" +Apparently you've never heard of hyperboles,It's not OK when Trump does it though +"Just kill racists. It's the ultimate solution. In fact, kill anything that offends your friends.",Lets start by killing everyone who speaks generically about another group... +The Palace is actually becoming extremely strict about IDs. They're even wanding people and checking purses most nights.,They probably got busted and fined and don't want that to happen again. +"Onze accijns zijn al superhoog. Als je wilt dat heel Nederland niet alleen winkelt en tankt in Duitsland, maar ook nog verhuist naar Duitsland, is dat zeker de instelling die je nodig hebt. De laatste keer dat een land zoiets probeerde ging iedereen gewoon zelf drank maken. Wijn is best wel heel simpel om te maken.",Amerikaanse drooglegging was eigenlijk effectief... +You act like that is just now becoming popular,"Well, was Facebook popular more than 15 years ago?" +"I'd want to either cut the shrewd negotiation or the visionary augmenter. Reason being, I think the mana needs 1 more swamp for your 3 2 drops. Yes, the puzzles don't need it right away, but it's nice to be able to crack it on turn 3 if necessary.",Not to mention the Daredevil's can tie up your B. +Sounds like a good upgrade,Yeah +"Tifu Today i finally got my chance to fight odin. It was awesome, we won and i got a gold rating. Then i realized my inventory was full. No items for me. Shit",Why would anyone walk around with a full inventory? +Be sure to view this from your safe space,"Wow, don't be a dick to the elephants, they're definitely lighter than half of the college students who argue and protest" +Another disgusting Gretzky fact: Wayne achieved his 1000th NHL regular season point at age 23.,I wanna take a shower... +Why must this happen to me,Literally Unplayable +No they need a Desiigner flair you pleb,DOUBLE PLATINUM WITH NO FEATURES +Is this Rune worth getting titled Rune porn?,... gz :( never got more than 16-18 spd .... without grindstones +"Just what we needed, another receiver who won't have time to get open or catch anything deeper than a quick slant",He's also a return specialist so there's that. +The Creator of Pepe the Frog Is Voting for Hillary,Thousands of alt-rightists lay on the bed weeping as their childhood hero and savior abandons them. +"Oh, you played Sparky? I'll Zap that. Oh, you saw I didn't have Zap so you used Skarmy? Let me Log that. Oh, you played Ice Wizard for offensive help? Let me Lightning that.","Oh, let me go kms" +Mexican president calls Trump's ideas 'a threat to the future of Mexico',"it appears that the President was gracious to his visitor, but realistic that Trump is a threat to Mexico's wellbeing, a concern shared by many other world leaders, Putin an exception." +A statement that was so important for Donald to say that he needed to interrupt her to say it.,It was again obvious that he doesn't have the grasp of information or intellect for delivering that information to truly debate her intelligently so he insults. +We can't drain the swamp if we ignore some of the swamp.,Oh right.....well you convinced me. +"Wow look at Chilliwack, getting its own zoom in. We're moving up in the world!",Everyone knows the *real* action is south of the frazer anyways +*CNN SUCKS*,#Concise Base-ism +Male Trump Supporter Sucker-Punches Woman Who Disagrees With Him At Brooklyn Restaurant,False flag conducted by lizard people. +"Netherlands. I like it and don't have any reason to leave. There are a lot of problems though, and given the opportunity I hope to improve the situation.",So why do you think the Netherlands is great instead of seeing the obvious flaws? +What's wrong with bleach made in China?,BECAUSE CHINA IS SCREWING US IN TRADE +"And you can thank the Anatoliakon Theme for protecting Europe all those centuries, not the Crusaders. Except in Spain, where Crusaders fought the Moors, I suppose.","Hey, they kept us safe from the Baltic pagans who... weren't doing a whole lot..." +I'm not in Ireland,"ryanair, aer lingus etc will have you covered" +I think you might be smoking too much weed. lol.,"This is 2016 guy, you can't be discriminating like that" +Russian gymnasts begin their training before the zygote is formed. The egg begins a regimen of daily strength training when they first enter the Fallopian tube.,Explaining at last why testicles move around so much... +TIL Mareanie can breed with Corsola,Kinky +Yeah... but he's not a white nationalist right?,"No, of course not." +I don't fully back him because he's a cocksucker,Him heing gay has nothing to do with disagreeing with him on certain issues. +"I want to know this too. I want to watch it in 4K and not in crappy 1080p, so really don't want to watch it on youtube...",Read my edit bud. +"Wait, people exfoliate their butts?","Hey, if they're going to bleach 'em, they may as well make it smooth and kissable too..." +..Darigan???,"Yeah, I was thinking woodland?" +"Impressed by Nintendo Secrecy Nintendo has kept the NX really under wraps and have done a stellar job doing so compared to other companies. Apple had the iPhone's leaked months in advanced. MS had pretty much their whole E3 presentation leaked weeks in advanced. Sony has the slim in a couple of consumers hands a couple of weeks ago and pretty much the specs and even a mock up by that Foxconn worker were extremely spot on for the pro! Anywho impressed by how really under warps the NX has been and by what the Foxconn worker said a psvita like system is already being worked on. At this point all we know are some specs by nvida, hybrid console, and some games. If we base by the tips from the Foxconn worker then it closely resembles the psvita. Assuming also it's black. Not white!","We know a rumor of a hybrid console, not we know a hybrid console." +*Shrugs* I'm a Capitalist.,Mom: *stares* Sister: *stares* Car crashes because they're staring at him. +we can all stop now. we're past the point where viewers have to click to see new comments. no one's going to come down here with gold.,I'm never getting gold :( +There's a difference between inspiring perseverance and sheer idiocy. His career is over. There's no reason to keep going when literally any moment in the ring could easily be your very last standing. Get a job selling cars or something at that point. No game is worth your life.,"But hey, it makes a great movie." +Your haircut just needs to burn in.,My hair is only made from the highest quality audio cables +"Have you ever walked out on a film? I never have, but I'm curious to hear stories from others.",Would've loved to walk out of The Green Inferno if I wasn't watching it with a bunch of friends. +Went into the desert to see the supermoon. Drove too far and now I'm lost. Help.,FAKE! +Teen Mom OG: Ginger's Last Binger (S06E13),The pig was such a stress reliever that Cate wants to buy a horse too +A9Lpeterhax is best coefei,peter9loaderhax +How many questions can I ask?,as long you aren't spamming +Los Angeles road rage,She sort of looks like Rosita from The Walking Dead. +"Let's be honest, that's pretty much what operations is is already. Loving every second of it though.","Except there's the full array of vehicles, behemoths, and the battalion system" +Anyone else lose all their matches? Lost all my matches when the servers went down... was having a good conversation too,I had just gotten over a hundred matches... all gone in an instant. +It's not like Trump will ever have to pay a dime.,That makes him smart! +"I wonder if any of the relatives adopted the dog. It would make for a hell of a story. Let me tell you about our dog, as he is licking your visitors face...",Scully has it now +Holee fuck that thing is fast and holee fuck those movement animations do not make sense for something of that scale whatsoever.,Though with that said otherwise it's one of the better reverse-jointed animations I've seen thus far. +"God, Steve Smith is such an asshole.","Yeah, but he's *our* asshole." +"House of Cards should just stop right now, they'll never be able to top this shit",Lady gets pneumonia? +It's a step in the right direction,How Exactly? +"ELI5 Bitcoin Cold Storage Can someone please explain to me how cold storage works? How is it possible to keep bitcoins offline? For example, if I have an account with an online wallet like Mycellium and mycellium gets hacked, I lose my bitcoins. How does this scenario change when my bitcoins are stored offline, even though I still have an account with Mycellium. With Trezor, does the Trezor itself store bitcoin? If Trezor is so secure, why don't users store all of their bitcoin on Trezor? Is it wrong to think that if Trezor wallet gets hacked, that everyone who has a Trezor will get their bitcoins stolen? I suppose I am most confused at how one could store digital currency off a third party wallet. It seems like storing valuable digital code. Apologies if this is incoherent. I find it difficult for me to articulate my thoughts on this matter. I hope my question is clear though. Thanks!",It offline no one hack it. +These social experiments are getting out of hand,#*** **FAKE MURDER PRANK [GONE SEXUAL] [GONE VIOLENT] [GONE REAL] [GONE DEADLY]** *** +What the hell was he expecting? x-post from r/tinder,"Not the reaction I wanted oh, poor you" +"DWill or Babbitt? The starting PF position is up for grabs. Both have shown promise and have different things to offer. Babbitt a great marksmen from 3 but liable on defense. DWill very versatile and physically gifted. Personally, I think Williams has more potential. If he can knock down jumpers and play consistent defense his chances look good. I don't think it really matters who starts or not. Both can contribute if they play solid minutes.",I think after a while we go with Johnson starting at PF. +and now everyone is talking about the BBC. Steel's next video: BBC author is a Genius,Big Black Cock anyone? +"Cards Against Humanity is digging a hole for Black Friday. As long as the money comes in, they'll keep digging.",Can we please do something like r/thebutton with this hole and keep it going for as long as possible? +Now I've got some unfinished business...,WHOA THERE +"Drops in, breaks ankle",Thank you for making that slow from the get go so I didn't have to watch twice. +WRONG SIZE MOTHERFUCKER.,SOME PIES MOTHERFUCKER +"so 'mean words' are worse than killing millions of jews, got it. These people are such idiots.",Yeah it's going to be **WAY** worse when trump starts killing the people that actually vote for the left +"Ok, so you just don't know what multinational means. Gotcha.",But world series?... +If the voters cared they would have voted Republicans out of office for not working with Obama to replace Scalia. They did not. Nothing was stolen. This is how politics works.,"Yeah, it's not like delaying a presidential nomination for Justice for over a year is something that's never happened before" +I heard he was turning his life around,life and car all the way to the curb +China is 2nd world,yes ;) +Some girl in my freshman history class mistook Perl harbor for the Boston tea party.,The fuck's a perl +"Reminder to T_D who want to deport John Oliver - by the same standards, Melania Trump would also have to face deportation. Let us not forget that she worked in the US in her first weeks here without the proper permit. I find this equally as detrimental as joining a union strike.","Before she gets deported, let me grab her by the pussy." +Some of us are too lazy for that or too apathetic concerning the social norms of finger nail length. My tip however can help both the lazy and uncaring.,Lennyface +"He drained the swamp to take a big shit in it. A Wednesday morning , after taco Tuesday style dump","It's looking more and more like he's draining it, ecosystem and all, to make a dumping ground for nuclear waste." +Two questions: Where is Route 8? And how do I get Type: Null?,[Type Null is given to you when you finish the story] +What a terrible show! I bet mads mikkelson isnt even a serial killer.,I'm still trying to figure out how he faked his death in Casino Royale and then became Hannibal..... +Economic anxiety does that!,"No, poor self control, a narcissistic ego, and lack of sensitivity does that." +"Hillary Clinton on Twitter: In 2001, Hillary worked to support and rebuild New York after 9/11. Trump pocketed emergency funds for himself.",That's called being smart. +Those are both literally names from Lord of the Rings. Mithrandir is the elvish name for Gandalf and Earendur was the last King of Arnor.,"Is that you, Steven Colbert?" +nu imi dau seama cat este de mare un cub cu latura de 190m :)),"Ca sa-ti faci o imagine despre cum ar arata, imagineaza-ti un cub cu muchia de 200m si mai scade 10m" +"Dealership Gave my Car Away as a courtesy car I brought my car in for service, just bought it CPO last month and it had an oil leak. They found the issue and fixed it free of charge, but I had to leave it overnight. The next day I went to pickup my vehicle and they could not find it. Turns out they mistakenly gave the wrong key to another customer who then took my car home as a courtesy car. This is a huge liability in terms of insurance and how the car was driven/used for as well as my exposure of my personal information and belongings to a complete stranger. They gave me a courtesy car until they could get my car back (and didnt even have me sign any paperwork for it, no transfer of insurance.) What is my recourse here?",Try r/legaladvice +"czech republic isn't even eastern europe lmao, also i don't really care, i recently started to despise western europeans too, for some reasons.",Then this might not be the place for you... +"Let me ask you this, if the democrats value gay people so much, why do they also support the tolerance and spread of Islam, a religion which calls for the enslavement of women and the death of gays? Seems like a paradox to me. Because let me tell you, if I had to choose between getting thrown off of a building for being gay, or not being able to get married for being gay, the answer is pretty obvious.","Yeah, because there's no Muslim women or LGBTQ people!" +So i cant get past 94 toan its the floor with monkey kings... i'm using vero barreta bella briand and and mav. I cleared it last rotation.,switch out bella for a slower / cc. +Bill would block computers bought in S.C. from accessing porn,Fdisk is your friend. +please upvote this. i want to test to see if it will go to the top.,This post violates rules #2 and #6. +"decy putem sa mai crejtem salariile cu 25%, nu?!",Pai daca nu cu ce dracu ne ajuta cresterea investitiilor? +I can't say it's awful taste. Maybe even a slight improvement.,Id rock that +"Jesus, I saw this earlier and I thought it was satire. It wasn't til now with Sportsnet tweeting it out that I realised he was serious. This has to be unpresidented.",no it's presidented +Clementine Ford forced to apologise over false workplace sexism claim,The patriarchy strikes again +Why Auckland is the hottest property market in the world,Dat rock star economy. +It hurts my brain that this is still a political issue at all.,Dat post truth politics. +Am I the only one who thinks that calling press secretaries and the like 'spin doctors' is a bit weird?,Only on the looney left. +"New Zealand police set up roadblocks to question euthanasia group, members say",Judge Judy strikes again! +China announces ban on ivory trade by end of 2017,"In related news, elephants predicted to be extinct by the end of 2017." +"This isn't even journalism, it's just reporting the public record.",Good thing there people out there whose job is to correct it. +Nice!! We're in the same boat. Had my starting 1mg dose upped to 3mg. Congrats! :D,"Thanks, congratulations to you as well :)" +"my mother beat the living shit out of me daily for 20 years, the day i switch kicked her in the liver was the last time she ever laid a finger on me. women need to be hurt to understand the pain they cause, otherwise they just cant relate.","I would have put a knife inside her or shot her in the head with a gun I could get from black market , if I had to suffer such beatings as long as You did ." +'Ghostbusters' Director Gets 'Choked Up' by Supportive Fans.,You spelt 'fellating sycophants' wrong +NO STOP IT,Wtf happened here? +Just noticing this as well...,This has been driving me nuts since day one. +I'm confused about this demo... The dummy hand still has no use correct? What about the last locked door in the attic? The words on the wall?... The true endings not found yet Can't be,The words on the wall have a meaning.... maybe the notepad will help you with that. +"Filed under least necessary releases ever but ok As for the specific release detailed, I myself don't need any more '66 Dead at all, YMMV I have to assume later albums will have bonus material I'm more interested in",speed freak dead is not my cup of tea +"If Aaron Swartz had not been a thorn in the backside of the Obama administration as you state, would they still have come after him? I mean whatever he did, it is not exactly insider trading or Securities fraud or anything particularly malicious.",That's the million-dollar question and why there is so much controversy over this case. +That's the one.,Who? +"I have skin like Satan. I was making dinner when my boyfriend came into the room and decided to compliment me. Told me my skin was soft and smooth like Satan. Really threw me off guard. I asked him to repeat himself. Again, he said, Your skin is soft. And smooth like Satan. Still speechless, I asked him what he meant, why my skin was like Satan. His response? You know, like you see on food boxes and stuff. Smooth like Satan. Trying to keep a straight face, I had to explain to this 23 year old man that the word that he was thinking of was satin. Not Satan.","Girl, you've got skin like Satan; when I touch it, it sets me on fire" +I bet the people of Haiti would disagree.,It's amazing that so many Trump supporters at this moment care what Haitians think...I'm sure they're extremely willing to hear their opinions on Donald Trump and a variety of other US Political topics... +"Oh, and by the way, if your job is Truck Driver, well, just fuck you.",Trump will bring all the truck driving jobs back to America using tariffs or something +She has a public Twitter account with followers ... and is tweeting up a nasty storm ... just wow ... public bio says Loving life with Ken Kratz...the man who's healed my heart and loves my soul,i just threw up in my mouth a little +A great informative video showing the chronological discovery of all places on Earth.,White People ruined the world. +"In Korea criticizing the president will get you locked up. In the US, it won't.","But hey man, US rappers got ballzzz even though they can say absolutely anything about the president without getting arrested Balls though." +I guess its an Asian trio with Shroud in there.,#NAME? +"This is the problem nowadays... instead of being exposed to the world, learning and growing smarter, wiser, we keep banning and sheltering. No wonder everyone is staying immature or regressing. All this means is if you want a healthy intellect, stay away from Google. Good help us if they become a utility with a monopoly.",I don't understand how being mislead by fake news helps someone learn and grow smarter. +My Squadron's Gladiator is trying to take my place.,Ellice is great. +"Pick up a 2nd job as a bar tender, drink until you forget","I've actually considered this, that would be so fun but I also drink like a fish and being in a bar every night would be so bad for me." +Ironic that the common source of hope in the Cubs sub is that CLE came back from 3-1 so they can too lol,"With a better than generational talent leading us.... I think they're fresh out of that... That and baseball just isn't that kind of sport, Tito uses our entire roster to get thru these games, a NBA playoff team uses 6-8" +"People said the same thing about Trump running for president though, and look where we are now.",WE'RE GONNA MAKE THE ACADEMY GREAT AGAIN folks! +"By the time I get home from work, hopefully the initial influx of people overflowing the server will have died down.","Yeah, it looks like absolute mayhem online." +Sombra release date?,Hoy. +"Are there two types of shifters? Something that's been bugging me about Titan Shifters: Reiner, Annie, and Bertolt all have Titan forms with no skin (in the chapter where Zeke defeats Reiner, the Armored titan is shown to be skinless under the plating). Inside the walls, meanwhile, all the Titans shown have skin: Grisha, Eren (both forms), Armin, and all the Reiss family shifters. Zeke seems to be an outlier with his hair-covered Titan, but ignoring him, all the Shifters from the Hometown have skinless titan forms, while the Wall Shifters all have forms similar to the mindless Titans. Could there be multiple forms from Titan serum?","Eren also produced a skinless titan on two occasions: the time when he stopped the canon bomb, and the time he grabbed the spoon." +"Wow, people still haven't figured out comments like this are why Trump won.","It was intended as a joke, I probably should have included" +Fuck Neal,Seriously what the fuck? +And bananas. Milk + banana gives you almost complete range of nutrients,"Peanut butter with bread, milk and bananas, and sprouts." +Welcome to the poorest family Extended Edition,Do we actually know anything about Amethyst? +"Nope. Plenty of people were calling for Elizabeth Warren, Nina Turner, or Tulsi Gabbard to either run or be the head of the DNC. Hillary didn't lose because of her gender. She lost because she is a traditional party insider, and the winds of populism were blowing. They would have won with Sanders, not because of sex but because of **policy**.",THAT'S SEXIST +"It's more about skills only hitting monsters once across multiple casts than once on the same cast. Basically, this is insanely strong for mapping, but you require a 2nd setup for bosses and sturdier packs.",weapon swap to a second dagger +Better than that vegan bean atrocity.,Fuck off +Don't you get it? Combined arms really just means you should be in a vehicle as much as possible. The only thing infantry are good for is flipping points. They should just make it so vehicles can flip points and then we wouldn't even need those squishy plebs anymore.,Hey are you looking for an outfit? +Anti cheat improvements incoming,well finally.. now give me back my 300-400 points I lost due to MLGflickshooters +"What's your secret to making vegetables taste good? Between the way you prepare them, season them... Anything! I need your tips and tricks.",Salt +"I swear Ubuntu fonts is one of the best things Canonical has made. I mean, Ubuntu is nice and all, but those fonts.",Unity 8 m8 +"A tweak to block all of iOS 10's Message features from appearing in text form (Sent with fireworks), Liked an image, all of it. Would really clean up group messages while we're still waiting for an iOS 10 jailbreak.",Let's just update and lose our jailbreaks! +Vin Scully's final sign-off.,"He is, and forever will be, the voice of baseball." +"Landon Collins not only leads Giants in tackles, ints, and sacks...He's also leading all NFL Safeties, in the same categories. This kid is something else. The play where HIll was running out of bounds and it looked like Collins just touched him, and Hill goes flying. Someone PLEASE put him up on the banner.",Does everyone still think he should be moved to LB? +What To Put In Your Potions Tab?,and super antifires +"Around two or three months ago, a mod posted an auction thread, claiming that mods are working on bringing auctions back. Where are they now? Hello mods, title, basically. Is it still a thing that's being discussed?",Mods are all gone +"Im seriously so excited for gamecube emulation So many games I have not played like metroid prime, enternall darkness, star wars squadron, fire emblem. Man honestly the switch will be so awesome.",And I have been playing gamecube and wii games on my pc for years :D +What game is this?!? I definitely played it but can't pin point it.,All the right type +Wait what? Nothing indicates who these guys voted for.,"But they were misogynistic and racist, and Clinton supporters can't be mysogynistic or racist!" +Conflict's,Not much to conflict if you use one exclusively +"SIVA doesn't control anything. SIVA requires a host to direct it and it builds based on those directives. The Fallen we face in Rise of Iron are augmented with SIVA, not being controlled by it. Even the Ogre you see in the Wretched Eye has SIVA augmentations on his hands and SIVA was used to weaponize his eye blast into a handheld weapon for the Splicer Priest. So SIVA could be directed by a Taken King to augment his Taken, but SIVA could not be taken itself.",Would SIVA have to be integrated with the Taken King themselves then? +"Yep people love to toute privatization of the Government, but fail to realize how much of the government already IS privatized and a lot of government spending waste is in part thanks to this privatization. Cafeteria services, waste and food contracts, security, contracts, hell a huge chunk of defense spending is pouring right into contracts with different private providers for everything from research and construction, to grounds keeping. If we actually tried to separate out all the stuff we spend on private companies today out of public budgets, which itself is nearly impossible with how things are budgeted, I think peoples eyes would bug out at how privatized our government actually IS and just who is getting rich off of it being that way.",But it satisfies my dogma about how all private enterprise is superior to evil public enterprise. +"r/Baltimore is back to arguing over dirt bikers, things are officially back to normal.",it's not normal until the dog whistles come out +10 minutes and still nothing on Ps4.....,They're saving PS4 for last because we are the most patient consumers +Long time veteran! Cuz there's something called a short time veteran too?,lmao well they call one year players veterans (which to me is ridiculous) +We need to talk about the radicalisation of young gender studies majors.,'cause nothing threatens me more than being chided for spreading my legs on the train/bus. +Do you have a specific complaint against Police Chief Janee Harteau?,She is a lesbian therefore doesn't know what it is like to face discrimination or be marginalized in society. +"Non-Australians, what do you think Australia is like?","Foster's Beer flowing everywhere, giant spiders, kangaroo that want to fight and everyone saying poofter." +"Boiler and radiators not working how much should I compensate my tenants? I am hoping for some advise regarding an appropriate level of compensation to give to my tenants because of boiler and heat issues they faced in my flat. They're a lovely, young couple who've rented the flat for three years now and I am quite happy to leave them be and only go round if there's some minor repair. However this March (was very cold in this part of the country) the boiler repeatedly failed as well as one and then the other radiator (the boiler and radiators are all electric). I had to send round an electrician ten times before the boiler and both radiators were working so for over 35 days the boiler and radiators were on and off intermediately. I am still amazed that my tenants never once complained or asked for compensation and it's too my huge shame that I am only now finding the time to finally make right for the huge hassle and discomfort they had to endure. What would your recommend I should offer them?",Literally anything would be a lot more than you have to do or most other landlords would. +"Well, even if you approach with a skeptical eye, nearly all of Elon Musk's assets are tied up in his three companies. So, even if you don't like the guy and think he's a selfish billionaire, the selfish type policies that would benefit his companies (e.g. carbon tax) would be good for the country and the planet.",Then lets hope he injects some science in this magic show. +"Not a German but based on what I have read previously, DWR is one of the or rather the main Salafi group in Germany, and they aren't a new movement. The group and it's mosques have been monitored by security services for a long time so I am surprised by this far reaching crackdown out of the blue. The group and it's preachers conduct their activities in open so it's unlikely that authorities would have stumbled upon something which they weren't aware of earlier. It is likely that people linked with them have gone over to Syria but Syrian conflict and movement of men from Europe has been going on for 5 years now. The only plausible reason I can think of is that it's a political move from Merkel as elections are due soon. I am also not sure about the figure of 190 mosques/prayer halls as the research previously has shown that the number of people linked with these movements is not even in tens of thousands, and I would be surprised if these many prayer halls/mosques in Germany are linked to DWR. Abou Nagie mentioned in the article is of Palestinian rather than Pakistani origin.","Palestinian, Pakistinian....what's the difference?" +Which character died the worst death in TV or film?,Most of the people in the fil Threads had it quite bad to be fair. +"Unrelated, but damn, you already have a Diamond Terra? That's impressive.","Hi, I blame double worshipper week Cheers!" +The Bad Guys never expected this,"if i was playing, overtime would not have kicked in." +When will they release the mod tools? Holy fuck.,Maybe when core issues with the game are fixed? +A Game of Thrones came out in 1997. Kaldor Draigo first appeared in the 5th edition Grey Knights Codex in 2011? Seems likely it's a reference.,It's a pretty sweet reference and a badass model too +You can tell how much time they spent matching every detail for this photo. Even the way the knot drapes on the lapel was manipulated to match the source. The only error I could find was an incorrect bend on the right wrist.,If he were trully dedicated he would have chipped some of his teeth +"and how often do you think that will happen? dont you get it? ppl will, in majority, ALWAYS abuse such a system for their own good or to force a decision. no matter what.","Let's just abuse LIs, APs, gearchecks and nometa professions kick more." +My rottweiler hates when the wife goes out of town. He thinks a bribe of plush lobster will make her come home.,:( +Her (dnc) platform has literally everything this sub claims to want.,"Pffff, they are only advocating for policies we want so we vote for them." +Popular use dictates the meaning of words.,No it doesn't gay means happy and anyone who uses it any other way is an uneducated commoner! +"Russia to again allow Estonian, Latvian non-citizens to enter country without visa",Destabilizing the baltics with our sleepers just became easier +There is some pretty good science backing up the discrimination faced by minorities and women.,Something something lying/impartial data. +Thorin 0-7 should be the new Brazil 1-7,Thorin 0-7 is a meme Brazil 1-7 is complete humiliation on home soil +"Pfffff that's not *that* much effort. Just find a text converter that supports base-64 and find the translation, import base64, then have it print that message after converting *from* base64 using the imported module. :P",No I really did put effort in and I totally didn't do exactly what you said. +"Without naming the location, where do you live?","Party in the city where the heat is on, all night on the beach til the break of dawn" +You're basically just as big of a racist as the rest of them then.,"Psh, racism against whites doesnt exist!" +Mods are trying to hide it too \#conspiracy,Obviously employed or watched by the NFL. +Why though? Why not just post the honest bare minimum for specs? Seems like they were doing that until they listed the GPU. MGSv specs list a 760 as their recommended and that games looks beautiful.,Because they want people to think they've made the game actually take advantage of what a PC can offer which would drive up sales. +Pressed 4 and walked away? Or was gormless trash who sat there while furiously typing complaints.,Lol good thing 4 works against red spin +We all are,Case Keenum better come out with a press conference if Goff does well. +codelock no longer requires wood,I DEMAND A REFUND I JUST MADE 10 LOCKS BEFORE THIS WENT LIVE +Weapons not working after revive? Has anyone else experienced this? After revive I was unable to fire or aim my weapon.,"Had the same thing happen to me, just assumed the grenade that killed me blew my fingers off" +"To the people saying he is trash, the dudes a fucking rookie and actually in a few years will likely be a pro bowl gaurd. Ofc he has work to do he's a rookie, but he def is a beast. him and britt and LG glow all have alot of potential to grow by end of season but our tackles are just fucking trash, we'd be better off putting a trash can there.","Kelly, Decker, Tunsil, and Conklin are rookies and they're doing just fine." +"Hibana's Ability looks too Cartoon-ish looks a little too make-believe, don't you think?",You forgot the +"Help with confirmation essay. I have to write 3 essays, one completed so I won't list. One is writing about the saint that I chose, the one I did choose is fairly interesting, so no problems with that. Next one is writing a letter to my pastor telling him why I am ready for confirmation. I mostly need help with that one, if you can.",Write something so strongly Christian that even the pastor fears for your sanity. +Obviously I'm biased but that 2007 WVU team was so good. Pat White and Steve Slaton together were just out of control,One of my all time favorite teams to play with on NCAA +Stocking up apparently...,"All, the build we all way, but you're the only one with enough bounty stalkers to make it work QQ" +Can I return my iPhone...for another same phone?,Don't be this person. +"Oh, don't worry. He's going the other way, and shoving shit in the swamp to make it flood. He's hiring the most vile fuckers in America.",You mean he was just saying that to get elected? +Friendship goals right there.,"You mean actually having friends, right?" +"Paradox Please: Let us change any empire or Kingdom to the colour we want. Paradox, if you're doing UI upgrades please can you add a function to set the colour that any Kingdom or empire is shown on the map. No more different shades of green... Maybe I want the Byzantine Empire in Blue and France in Purple. Let me decide how I want to see the map.",Or at the very least can they write some work around so that altering the RGB values of a title in the game files won't alter the checksum. +"This. Such a scam. SUCH a scam. When everyone you look up to and rely on is feeding this to you, a 17-18 year old with barely any life experience (not the least bit with money), what the hell else is any logical, reasonable person going to do? They are going to listen to the advice. So don't you fucking tell me, you fat, old, crusty white, upper middle-class homeowner that OHHH No one was pointing a gun to your head making you go to college! Accept responsibility and be accountable for your actions! because you are the same worthless fuck who would tell the minimum wage fast food worker should've studied harder in school and gone to college if you wanted a better lifestyle",FUCKING THANK YOU +"Iasha died again :'( just kidding, finally HoF'd!!",gratz on being less crap than I am +The result of a few tastings at Casey Brewing in Glenwood Springs.,Nioce +"I voted Obama twice, but now I'm racist for voting Trump :(",Grats KKK Grandmaster ! +Dear Redditors what would you wear to a 90's party?,just smile +I'm sure that would have lead to some kind of fight lol,yup who would want the unhealthy soda +"No, they weren't. Like at all. IT was ALWAYS the fans. TSM has the biggest fanbase of any western team and one of the biggest in general. That's why it gets seen more often.","you have been following the scene since before 2014, right?" +"Fuck that, get Joey Diaz in there",It's Bleu cheese with your armbars or go fuck your mother. +Blizzard is monitoring another DDOS attack,How do people extract enjoyment out of something like this? +"Well if the third LL is Drycha, I'd imagine the army would be strictly only forest spirits and no WElfs. Or just make WElfs prohibitively expensive in amber. Could make the army pretty one dimensions with it's limited options though. If it's Ariel or the Sisters of Twilight, maybe the composition would be more balanced with equal amounts of forest spirits and WElfs. Just an idea.",Who said there was going to be a 3rd LL? +Nintendo Switch leaked on stream,you're really fast +Obama's job approval hits four-year high,I wonder what would have happened if all the people that approve of him had gotten off their asses and voted +"None of that addresses anything I said. It just sounds like a whiny rant from a scorned Hillary supporter. Her losing was her and her campaigns own fault. Nobody else. Not the media, not Sanders, not the GOP and certainly not the voters. She was inept and miscalculating. She failed miserably and while it's a shame we have to deal with Donald Trump because of her incompetence it may lead to the restructuring of the DNC which is a massive silver lining if there ever could be one.",I think it does. +how were you pronouncing it before?,KRANKEN VAGON! +How crazy would it be if one day Harden and Westbrook were reunited on the same team.,Well we all know harden went to Houston to win some rings then come back to OKC to give that leadership and experience to help the thunder franchise win their first ring +"I have a 100% winrate with Bristleback after 2 games, which I feel legitimises my claim that he needs a serious nerf.","Please no, he already sucks ass late game as well as in the pro scene." +"trust me, those 70 points were a collected bukkake of all of our frustration over the past few years, and I'm sad we didn't keep pushing the pace in the 4th, we could of easily put up another 21 pts",I was wanting UW to go for the hundo +PPR Barnidge @NYG or Jared Cook @PHI?,Barnidge because of the bromance with McCown +"So, Wrestlemania, Bound for Glory, Final Battle, and now the Bullet Club all in one calendar year. That is quite a year for Cody (Not)Rhodes.",And perhaps WK as well if not just an appearance +Who just leaved power hungry apps open all the time??,"well, in an ideal scenario the OS would detect that the apps aren't being used and suspend them" +"As a white woman, I didn't vote for her because I didn't want a criminal in office. Simple as that.","Uh, clearly you have been conditioned by Donald Trump and the right to think that all women are criminals, and you need to come into a reeducation clinic today to have that fixed." +"On a scale of 1-10, from how far up his ass is this guy talking? Someone just told me (in an effort to justify their preference for Xbox) that their PC has 760s in SLI (lol) which they can overclock to *5 GHz*. Now I'm no expert on overclocking, but that's well past the point of frying the cards, no?",2.5+2.5=5 obviously +The last thing you bought grew 10x in size. How fucked are you?,Now I have the biggest house on the planet +Can someone explain how Bernie was supposed to win? Don't really understand it just see stuff on facebook about Hillary rigging the election and Bernie was supposed to be the candidate?,There is evidence that the DNC rigged the Democratic Primaries in Clinton's favor. +Colorado top 10!,NR +I have an idea of how tacky it was.,Did you also steal my star shower laser thing last night? +baby drags are pretty efficient for funnel creation,I would say it's their one and only reason to exist... +"Last week I accidentally got into the habit of bingeing and ended up falling off the wagon for five days of no logging and overreacting. Yesterday, I got back on and when I came home, feeling so much better and energized just from one day of eating right again, I looked around my room and found it had become a disaster, which isn't like me. I ended up cleaning my entire house basically and finished the day feeling full despite a large deficit. The it doesn't matter now attitude snowballs so quickly. Once we've gone over our intake, it doesn't matter now. And then when you feel like you've fucked up with that, it's easy to feel like a loser everywhere else. Sometimes when I'm struggling with cravings, I'll clean my house. The reminder that the hard work pays off and makes me feel good translates over to eating too.",You put my thoughts into words so eloquently. +He nicknamed his Ivysaur 100%,why? +Who invited Mr Cynical?,there always has to be one..... +Live SmackDown Live Discussion Thread - November 15th 2016 Welcome to the live thread! This'll be more fleshed out sometime between 5 and 6pm PST :P,Undertaker bout to be Freddie blassie right now and give that motivational speech +Dammit. Can we please - as a nation - stop doing stupid shit?,Dicks out for Fin? +You forgot China too,I think a lot of them enjoyed the opium to be fair. +"Based on CGC's new average increase of $2 a day, it should be at around $1473 a share (give or take a little) in 2 years.","No way, it's going to grow 20% a day forever, it's never going to crash!" +"Most athletic player with great shooting form? Personally, I'd go with a younger Melo. He was incredible in this aspect. His athleticism has declined as he's getting older, but at least he won't lose his smooth jumper any time soon. Who is your pick?","Kyle Korver If you think he's not athletic, go watch his dunks" +Rude teens,Rad lads +"Don't get it twisted I'm not trying to be subtle, those days are long gone",WHAT IS A HOST CANADIAN? +The thing I dont understand is: in most of these scenes Doublelift dies with both summoners still up. I've seen Doublelift do the same in NALCS too,trashlift +"It's an expectations game. Trump sold himself as a morally bankrupt guy, so when he pulls this kind of shit, no one bats an eye. Democrats and Hillary are supposed to be the good guys. So when they do something questionable, everyone (especially the media) loses their minds.",How can anyone stop the Mexican rapists if they have no experience committing sexual assault? +MarKe goes NUTS!,nice a skin +Really? What was your first clue?,Its the shoes +"How does it feel that right when the raiders are getting good, they're gonna leave to the desert. just in time for u to not enjoy it",How does it feel to be a walking abortion? +Only first week people will remember...,r/gatekeeping +That's just how the opinion of the academic/philosophical/abstract perspective appear to be.,"Because if there's one thing academics are known for, it's reflexively dismissing ideas without even considering them." +I HAVENT BEEN SO HAPPY SINCE MY DAUGHTER WAS BORN AND I DONT HAVE A DAUGHTER,...DAD? +What's the single greatest feeling?,Heroin. +"Sorry, I didn't notice.",No problem. +thats because ur not someone whos played for 6 years who recently got rank 1 with champion in question : \ LUL,Sorry but I only listen to people in the top 5 of the leaderboard +You never know. There is some real nitpicky fuckers out there ;),yeah for instance I am really pissed off by your blue psu sticker you should print a red one +"Yeah, I like AMD, they're like the down home option. Sure their cards run a little hotter and aren't as fast, but they've got heck loads of spunk boy howdy.",Sees flair YOU HYPOCRITE +Zelda The Wand of Gamelon: Shrine of Gamelon - PART 21 - Game Grumps,"Jesus this series is 9 episodes shorter than RE, but feels eternally longer" +"It'll make weaker ultimate characters stronger because of their ability to get picks. Widow, Hanzo. People might even consider trying to kill people and cap the point with minimal ult usage.","That sounds great, I hope it works out that way." +Definitely had low self esteem...he was a lonely guy who never got much attention from the ladies.,me_irl +4H girls in general are crazy as shit. Good at fucking though. They bottle up some serious sexual rage.,Preach +They just complain that everything is OP no matter what. How do we fix this? Have you tried just nerfing the fuck out of everything at once? Hmm...,"nerfing everything is fine, just not MY class." +You can tell how old a girl is by her elbows?,"No, my other one rule." +I'm taking 5 with me so hopefully that should help!,I fucking love you. +"Actually, that was exactly how it was intended and how the races are unique. The issue is that it went a bit extreme, however, unless you're masters or GM which I highly doubt with your attitude, I guarantee you it's not balance losing you games. It's your own mistakes and weaknesses. The giant balance patch isn't to fix the game from it's current state. It's fine as is balance wise. Winrates are pretty close. It's to help increase variety of styles and to just have a change for the heck of it because it makes things interesting.",im masters soooooo you can shut up +Tweet him incessently with your political manifesto until you get on the show it worked for me,Holy shit that was a hell of an ep +Same reason they probably boo'd Alfredsson when he played for Detroit for a season. Alfredsson had more of a history with the Leafs though so...,alfredsson only got booed after the stick toss; pk has done literally nothing other than be a hab who grew up a habs fa- BOOOOOO! +Wait... they're *running* it?,Remember that the adults are in charge. +"Sign is in English, car on left side of road, Sky1. It's a Brit.",English and Welsh - It's in Wales +Happy Birthday TF2! It's been 9 years since the original release of tf2. So I'd like to make my first post on the birthday. :D,I share a birthday with Tf2 and all these posts make me feel so loved! +What's the worst animal on earth?,S +Sounds like something Murica would do XD,Ex dee ex dee +They really don't trust us - Hammersmith Station,It's a Trifid in disguise... +"Okay, thanks! Didn't understand most of that but I get the gist!",Local is a chat window that tells you who is in the system you're in so it good for telling you if there is anyone that's going to try and shoot you in the system and the intel channel is usually an alliance run chat channel in which people post information on people who aren't in your alliance and how they're moving through your alliances space so you can use that to see people coming and then just mine in a group its safer and you'll get mining boosts to make you mine faster +Most cheese here is white or off white. Is that weird?,Cheese is usually yellow ir orange. +"Your friends need to provide audio, video or Wikileaks evidence supporting this hoax, or it never happened [hint: won't find any] Same deal as if it was Obama or Hillary. They didn't believe it otherwise, correct?",But The Guardian reported it +Those private prisons aren't going to fill themselves...,But they can swap the pot smokers with all those illegals +"yes, as an immigrant to the USA (a legal one, not someone who just snuck in here illegally) I guess i avoided catching the retardation so common in American cities like NYC and LA Sometimes, I feel like the only person in this entire city who has his eyes open to what is going on. Oh well... such is life in obama's America. Luckily someone is coming up who will make America great, again!","How dare you support that neo-Nazi, fascist Trump you racist, sexist, misogynist, Islamophobic, white cis-male bigot." +Across the what?!,I see you shiver with anticip- +"Well there's really not much content. There are rampant glitches, at least right now. The single player, while fun, is laughably short. The party system is terrible. There are no post game stats on vehicle damage, vehicles destroyed, kills by vehicle, etc - there is nothing more than kills and deaths. You can't customize your kits unless you're in a game, not even between games. The gas mask has its issues, I find myself inadvertently pulling it out when i want dynamite or vice versa. Maybe thats just me. There's so many little things that get on my nerves, particularly the UI, but the gameplay, the maps, the visuals and the sound design are pretty great. Like I said, I like the game.",You can customize vehicles now and I'm lol 30 and have not seen one memorably strange glitch in the game so far it's nothing like bf3 +INSIDE patch removes Denuvo DRM 4 months after release,"The whole point of denuvo is to stop pirates when they are getting the most sales, not to stop piracy all together, I just means that people can't steal a game which they've worked on in the most saleable months" +Pepsi has lost $800m in market cap today. And it the boycott just started.,who loses a billion dollars in 1 year? +"Dear fellow PCMR, what is the correct way of cleaning one's PC? Say one has a PC full of dust and filth and want's it to look brand new again without messing one's shit up. How can this be attained?",I use dust filters and clean the filters once a month or so. +"I'm from Dallas, and I have to DEFEND Romo most of the time against Cowboy fans. Man, I would kill to have Romo as our quarterback.",If Chip throws a first we get a deal! +It would be firing but I heard Hillary took its guns.,Someone needs to stop that bitch right now! +Idubbbz is live streaming with his girlfriend right now,they cute +"Should have maintained price and upped the storage. You can't even BTO 512gb on the baseline, it's idiotic.","Yeah, doing the same thing as with the iPhone 7 would've gotten a much more positive reaction." +THE,DURANT +"Did you incorporate any dietary changes or natural treatments into your recovery?? I am just wondering if anyone incorporated any dietary changes, natural treatments, etc into your treatment? What were they and do you think it helped you?",Spicy things and some weed during chemo which helped me a lot with nausea while giving me an apatite. +"So this story really is based upon another, released by the same outlet and quoting anonymous state department sources. Hell, this article even outright says that the Dr. Agnes Callamard was speaking hypothetically since she hadn't read the damn article, so she wasn't really making any official statement on behalf of the UN. You guys really need to read this stuff before you come up with your titles.",Right... Sure thing. +How did i miss this gem and is antinsa2 still alive.,The americ don't have uncles? +"lol If someone like Pepin uses a fork on that pan, then I think it's safe...",I think he just doesn't give a shit because it's not his pan. +"omg you are terrible! A drunk woman can't walk home by herself? wtf are the cops even doing? Oh yeah, they are too busy arresting black people.","Don't down vote him, does he really need to put a" +"Thank you Mistress, for sharing.",Be a good boy and maybe I'll share again sometime. +Unbelievable. Vardy only 8th?,"Should have been 0th at best, to be honest." +Guy Saves Dog And JUSTICE served,What Justice? +SFW,Next you'll be telling me there's a puppy and some candy in there too! +This Humans of New York photo was a great way to start my morning.,'Merica +Nah nah one of Trumps state propaganda news outlets said he is the friend of the gays.,"Its true man, he held a gay pride flag" +Official Game Thread New York Jets vs Arizona Cardinals.,Get my hopes up...and then nope +valve knows and doesn't care they make way more money making skins for CS than they ever would out of half life amongst other things besides the hype would be unreal for a HL3 game that it will probably disappoint everyone,"yeah, they would probably have to hire a lot more developers (and keep it in secrecy) for such a high profile game and I don't think thats happening gabe is probably pretty happy with how things are going on (considering gabe newell net worth is over $4billion)" +Nice posse if you ask me.,You're not fooling anyone by using that term to refer to African Americans +2016 vs 2017,Cant wait for Ferrari to miss another brilliant loophole in design +sigur nu teapa,n-ai cum sa-ti iei teapa de black friday la noi +Animation Flash Sale NA PSN ( Nice Vita Games),Pissed I can't participate.. suddenly got a missed charges message out of no where.. goddammit sony +pero para. Scioli aclaro si la reforma fue para mejor?,Emm suponemos que si +Why?,"Because it's creepy to find attractively framed photos of attractive people attractive, duh." +An even stranger thing happened to a sailor on my ship a few years back. We came back from an 8 month deployment and his wife was 5 months pregnant.,wait did she happen to swim in a pool during those 5 months? +Looks like a regular Ra snipe to me.,ayyy. +"Maybe if your stale ass gave equal treatment to Hillary, his complaints would be unfounded. DAE everything needs to be 100% equal at all times?!!! No bias allowed in comedy!!!",Who said that? +British woman arrested on 'extra-marital sex' charges after reporting gang rape to police in Dubai as attackers go free,"Nothing to see hear, Muslim hate story" +"Deci nu numai ca USR are sanse sa bata PNL la alegeri, dar practic il preia de tot... Daca zicea cineva scenariul asta acum un an de zile, il intrebam foarte serios ce fumeaza si de unde a facut rost.","Esti optimist, eu ma tem sa nu fie invers si sa preia PNL pe USR." +You would think Kirlia would own a Wii U and not a PS4.,Kirlia you filthy traitor. +This. I see so many of them digging their heels in. They still don't get it. I say this as a left-leaning individual. It's infuriating that they insist on doubling down on the same things that made them lose. *sigh*,"You sound like one of those deplorable, uneducated, white men." +You don't watch much football then.,"Dude, he never won a super bowl, so he's trash." +"I don't know why but this comment cracked me up... humans will go to any lengths to survive, as plainly demonstrated in the movie 'SAW'",hollywood movies = science +"you realize that at the end of the boy who cried wolf, he gets eaten by an actual fucking wolf. He shouldn't have raised a false alarm but it doesn't mean there isn't a real threat. Trump is at least by proxy, exhibiting some pretty racist-adjacent behavior to say the least.","No, he's not" +will have more hopefully friday,sweet god bless you +I was being sarcastic due to the thread title and stuff...,Fair enough +What do you call a game where one team has a Symmetra and the other team has two? Asymmetric... baduumm *microwave door close*,Such a lack of imagination. +Its so unexpected that the guy with a 2 run era gave us playoff value. So unexpected. Why do people act like Rich Hill was shit in the regular season and its shocking he was good last night?,the Chicago subreddit was describing him as batting practice pre-game +"Sadly, the Tumbleweed has suffered greatly due to the destruction of its natural habitat through a process known as De-Wildification. Now, the noble beasts migrate in vast numbers, seeking a new haven of lawless, bandit-ridden towns where they might feast upon their favorite food source: dramatic tension provided by pistols at high noon.",Have they tried overwatch? +"Pizza makers of reddit, when someone orders a pizza, when do you then think what a strange or awful pizza?","when its a repeat customer who is a scammer, a shitty tipper, or a pain in the ass (always has issues with their order)." +Just by reading that I can tell he is not racist and is just upset about the economy. If you call him racist he will aggressively point out why you're the real racist and how your constant SJW crying forced him to vote for Trump.,"White fragility, go figure!" +"Well... there was one time as a young officer during the Mexican-American war that he committed a war crime under the orders of his superior- firing artillery on fleeing civilians. He also insisted that black war, a total scorched earth policy (similar to what Sherman did on his March to the Sea) was the only way for the South the win the war, despite being opposed to the war in the years leading up to it. By all accounts, he was an officer and gentleman who held his loyalty to Virginia above his loyalty to the Union.","But everyone fought in the war for slavery, not states' rights." +Can I please add you too? Need help trading Haunter and Boldore back to back,sure! +LMAO what rank are these guys.,Wood 5 +NBA 2K17 Online League on Xbox One We're starting a league in nba2k17 on Xbox One. The settings are superstar with 6 minute quarters and 29 games. We currently have 15 users and need 15 more. If you're willing to join message my gamertag subzro10. Please try to be active and play your games teams that are not active will be simulated or removed from the league.,still open? +"I really think they need to speed up the cap time just a bit. I too am sick of people never playing the objective. I always get on a team that is getting stomped and camp their a or c spawn. When I'm the only one going for B, it is darn near impossible. This is why I stopped with dom. I think COD needs a new format for domination, something that actually rewards you for playing the objectives.",Oh you mean them lowering the cap points to 150 points doesn't make people want to cap more? +that seems to be how it is set up in project ozone 2 :/,yea my custom modpack is based through project ozone 2. +"That we pissed off a gypsy at some point, half of them have cancer and the rest of us keep getting severely ill in some other manner.","Damn, it all makes sense now." +What are some unique questions you can ask on a date which tells you a lot about them?,Does Mike Wazowski wink or blink? +we're stopping at 59? i can't take this,"Yeah, that's a weird number to stop at don't you think?" +Salary cap brah...,"Pfft, I'm sure we can cut some guys on the o-line to free up some money!" +"This is worrying. I work just around the corner, at 72 Fraser.",do you think the gunman is hiding in the neighbourhood ready to pounce again? +"There are definitely a few things that annoy me about books, Onebadpoet jerked out.","Yay saidisms, the mark if the illexperienced" +Its....this damn video. *whispers WTF to self*,Go on... +They go into corona.,Smells like it. +I'm talking about photos. Photos only loop the same action or scene and the people in them aren't aware of the outside- portraits are the ones that are half-sentient.,"hmm, I've been awake too long maybe" +It could have been done but it would have required a complete joining of all Native Americans to the cause of keeping them out. That would never have happened. A lot of people believe that all Native Americans are the same but they all had different beliefs and mostly did not get along with each other. The tribes that formed alliances with other tribes had the best results in keeping their territories free of enemies for a longer period of time.,Go back in time and give any one of the tribes gunpowder and see how peaceful they were +"UNFORTUNATELY I AM UNABLE TO COMPREHEND THIS (MEME), CAN ANY HUMANS CLARIFY",JUST DO WHAT IT SAYS AND TYPE: 'THE TWO WORDS' +They are exactly the same. A copy/paste doesnt justify troll not playing the role is he assigned.,He is not trolling. +"The not-normal is why I won't get involved in conversations about why white rural voters voted the way they did, or how liberals are tone-deaf, etc. etc. etc. Some of those things may be true, but they're irrelevant. People want to have an academic and high-minded discussion about what is basically a takeover of government by a charlatan, and while it may be a bitter pill to swallow that such a thing can happen, that's what did. What I think horrifies me the most is that for *years* it's been one of the stock plays in the GOP playbook is the accuse your opponent of doing things you do - accuse Democrats of being racist, divisive, hateful, etc. And one of the lines they like to parrot is that Democrats are inexperienced and corrupt. Obama was supposedly inexperienced. Sanders is supposedly inexperienced, and of course Clinton was too corrupt. I feel like I should have seen coming that as soon as Republicans started calling Democrats inexperienced and unfit for office that it was a harbinger of Trump or someone like him. It's shocking how accurate a predictor of GOP behavior their accusations are.",Trump is the perfect combination of deeply corrupt *and* fundamentally lacking in experience! +"If you have ever played a Harvest Moon game, it's like that. You can fish, farm, go mining, customize your farm anyway you want, socialize with the townspeople, and marry one of 12 people (6 guys, 6 girls). There are also a few holidays/fairs each season. Each day in-game day is about 20 minutes long. If you like the sounds of that then yeah it will keep you occupied for longer than a week.",Is there any multiplayer element to it? +Pretty sure they just reset it up after they used it for dinner yesterday.,"huh that's weird, just looks too formal to me" +Well it probably was before Tostitos bought it,So nice of Tostitos to buy things for other companies! +What happened to Spare's account?,its on mania tab +How not? - It's just for fun,Yes.. just for fun.. it'll be a right laugh guys! +We'll probably never see something like that because it would be OP.,"Disney can change all the rules, so yes, maybe in the next movie Rey will levitate." +Can someone in telephony just call forward her number to mine? I'm kind of bored and could handle this right now.,Just call Sean Hannity +Pogba's beautiful outside of the foot pass vs Ivory Coast,So his left foot sucks? +"It's mercilessly dragging both politics and religion through the mud. The sooner these two are separated, the better off America will be.",If only there was a mandate separating of church and state +Pizza man just came to the door,This actually makes me sad. +An exoskeleton with a woman in it has completed the great North run in the UK,thanks mr skeltal? +I don't see the cringe maybe someone can explain. They want to send Hilary supporters to a Trump rally to see the Trump supporters get mad about it?,They're sending homeless/mentally ill people to start fights. +Everything is racism to these people. It's easier than making an actual argument.,Sounds like something a racist would say! +"Let's say Trump is somehow able to open up our libel laws so he can sue news organizations. Wouldn't it then become incredibly easy to take down the sites that helped propel him to victory without any journalistic standards such as Breitbart, WND, etc.",You forgot about article III.3(a).723-a which clearly states that only a god-emperor can sue news organizations. +If you fall for it you are just as idiotic as t_d,sorry - forgot the +Do you know what exactly doorbusters is? Can it be purchased online at that price or do you need to stand in line and get lucky?,Doorbuster as in your TV is so huge they had to bust the door open to get it in the store. +Charmander I wouldn't really consider rare. I said charizard.,"Whoops, didn't read it obviously." +Nice ... Very similar to the 300 blk I'm building ...or it will be,I'm saving this build idea for a potential 300 blk self defense build someday +Goldberg Says He Tweaked His Shoulder On RAW: My Body Feels Horrible,"luckily Brock is a pretty safe worker (RE:Randy Orton, summerslam 2016) so there shouldn't be any problem." +"PSA: You don't get points for bomb defusals in SND Playing dubs, and we found out that defusing the bomb doesn't grant you any points at the moment. Feel like its a glitch, but if its a creative decision by IW I'm worried lmao.",now there's just no point in ever defusing a bomb is there +What do you think Luke Cage looks like Naked?,Like sweet Christmas +"Clinton's also paid his lawyer fees. Cause they're good people like that, with charity and all.","Just like the foundation, there is no self serving - just generosity!" +so you mean losing control in all of the arabian peninsuala and getting beheaded (lol) by wahabbis and muhammad pasha isnt being destroyed?,We lost arabian peninsula fighting versus british not arabs :) arabs dont know how to war. +Christopher Lambert became buddy buds with him and refused to do a Highlander sequel without him,I didn't mean that literally +"I genuinely do not understand why people care so much about other people's sexuality. Like the title says, I just don't get it. Why does it matter whether I'm a lesbian, bi, ace or identify with any other sexuality? It shouldn't matter and nobody should be treated any differently because of who they find attractive. People are people. Just because they prefer someone of a different gender, both genders or anyone at all doesn't mean they are different from everyone else on this earth. I'll never understand the close minded and unaccepting people in this world.",But they're different and different is bad! +Best Dino for Swamp Cave? Any suggestions?,Shoot a rocket or two down the hallway and then at least 2 sabers 150 + leveled in hp +"This should be a minion for Duelyst xD (if you don't know the game, it's a bit graphical tactical card gamd)",Hearthstone ripoff! +"The intercooler is more beneficial than an exhaust on the focus. The stock ic can suffer from heat soak and replacing it with a larger core will alleviate that. This in turn will lower intake temps which will allow the car to run harder longer and allow for bigger power when tuned. The exhaust has some benefits, but not nearly as much as an ic will provide.",But what if I just want my car to sound good? +"This really makes me wonder, what else does Trump know? He's literally right about everything! He has to be from the future",pizza pizza +China steals US underwater drone in South China Sea,Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh +Black Friday Sale - 40% off site wide - Minimalist wallets and watches,There doesn't seem like there is an option to ship to the United States. +Packer fans are so spoiled that they complain about a 4-2 start. I can count the number of times the Bears have started a year 4-2 on one hand since I've been alive.,*slowly exits thread* +AHAHAHAHAHA,AHAHAHAHAHA +Lol you're a simpleton. :) How's that for hate and bigotry?,oh sick burn +If you could completely destroy one state in America which would you pick?,Pennsylvania - Hillary Clinton +China Tells Trump That Climate Change Is No Hoax It Invented,That's what they want you to think +Why would players want guns in the game? I think the current mods are good enough.,username checks out. +That's easily long enough to get her pregnant and showing. You're just a slacker.,"Shut up and eat your mushy peas, Grandma." +Why do liberals always insist on being paid for a job they don't do? Baffles me.,I'm sad you live in my city. +GP3 to introduce Formula 1-derived DRS in 2017,Oh great another series ruined by this ridiculous invention +healing in it sucked. telegraph heals? no game will survive with this stupid mechanic. the game deserved its death due to design decisions like this. the silver lining is that most of their stupidity probably won't make it into future games.,You'd rather have healers sit idly clicking character names in the party menu and then clicking skill icons over and over? +"When Edgar Allan Poe was 27, he married his 13 year old cousin.",Learned this in school though. +where can I buy propylene glycol in America?,Have you tried Amazon +"I need help with this too, I have a teensy 2.0 as well and just a basic ansi 60% but I cannot figure out qmk. I was going to make a post but I never got around to it! I would really appreciate it if you could help me out.",whoever needs it! +"He's putting it out there today, so it's a current statement of his intentions.",Idk why but I really like the way that was written. +I had a syndicalist in FULLDISCOURSE tell me that anarchists brought krondstadt on themselves by not giving the communists their turn to do revolution their way.,I stopped taking that place seriously when the head mod said Anarchy has nothing to do with the state. +Best storyline to play?,"There's not really a best one in skyrim but aside from all other factions/guilds, I really enjoy the main campaign." +after the speech ba siya umiinom or before?,"Before, during, and after." +"**Canadians** Ever filled out your own requisition forms? Most labs have their forms online. My family doctor has 200 patients, and is reluctant to hand out the tests I want. I wouldn't be surprised if it slipped right by her. Take the risk, or go doctor shopping? What are the implications? (Fraud?)",Where are you In canada? +This heartbreaking Brendan Fraser interview,Is he shit faced or just depressed +Thats 2 games,I'll bet you a thousand bucks that it's not. +"I was chill, just pointing out how i disagree, i thought you were serious. We really need some kinda tone indicator for text",No you guys just need to chill out +Call your consulate.,Will do! +They're common and will show up in the older homes of some Australians. Otherwise you will have to look under bark to find them because they like to hide. If there are many on this tree it's possible they are social huntsmans which are an incredible species that forms large colonies of individuals that are tolerant to each other and even share food. All huntsmans are completely harmless and most are docile but they get a bad name due to their size and speed.,So it killed and ate a mouse it has to be somewhat able to get you. +M I N D F L O O D,D O D A H O O D A D O O D A D I G +"3 GTS, one Fangyuan and one Thunderclap V2",I can't believe you would suggest that I would take a thunderclap V2 with me to my senior photos +11.97 avg5 with magnetic cube. Feedback/comments welcome.,What method is this? +"After the public apology, declare that it hasn't changed the way he made you *feel*, that you still feel threatened and will need to sue to quell the PTSD with many, many soothing dollars",And use your safe spaces +It's just sad that they breed them in captivity...,"Yeah, better to just let them die out" +I'm horrified by his confidence when I watch the video earlier. Ano kaya natapos nito?,Probably drugs +phew *wipes brow -- my self esteem was starting to cripple lol thank you!,I'm sure. +"The Dual Alliance would be a coalition in EU4 terms, or a defensive pact in CK2 terms. As for purely defensive alliances, there is guarantee independence.",But guarantee independence can't go both ways. +"If we get close, the ones who use an apostrophe to pluralize a word may end up in my list.",How many of those people's do you think there are? +"Started playing OSRS today, got this at 7 agility.",insert rigged comment here +How make 40 Exalt in 60 seconds. Cost 120C... HC Essence. @BVDoneRight,"Good for you, but as other people said, it's all luck lol." +Fire Mage for life. Nerf me. buff me. I'll ride it out.,"Survival hunter, checking in." +"Dude, fuck that guy for being a little bitch. Jesus Christ, I hate people like that. Yeah, with that shit going down I'd definitely cause a scene to the commish!",I'm actually going off on them right now I told em i'm not giving money to the winner unless i get my julio +Nonner.,Up voted because of your username. +"Redditors, what do you want the most?",Everyone to shut the fuck up and be nice to each other. +Congratulations! Welcome to one of the best countries in the world.,you forget this +ARE YOU HAPPY NOW,oh dios mio +Did anyone like Chobits?? A friend reccomended to me. I'd like to know if its worth watching or not!,"It is a decent show, but be warned that the you will not be able to get the first op out of your head." +Should a woman have autonomy over her body?,Not if you're vegan +"You suddenly find yourself headed on-stage for your own TED Talk. With no prior planning, what's a topic you can fluently discuss for 40 minutes?",Propane and Propane Accessories +I never,Shitty ass host with popups and bullshit... +Win at roulette every time you play!,Sweet hoping this costs money cause you know it takes money to make money +How does this have over 800 upvotes but only 2 comments?,"Chase its funny enough for a arrow click, but not funny enough to talk about." +You have been waiting your whole life for this moment haven't you.,Ye +What about power slide? If it's square and boost is circle then u can't do both at the same time,"i use powerslide on L1, i dont ever need to powerslide and reverse at the same time" +Yeahh I didn't realize how difficult it was to download through Mega on mobile when I uploaded it... Also didn't consider so many people would be downloading it on mobile. If it's any easier for anyone to download it through Google Drive you can PM me for a private link to the album through there,PM please +Does anyone know what knife Jocko is holding here?,A broken one +At those prices it better include some delivery verification.,They have to be expensive to cover the ones that the dumbass machine gives away free. +But how do you explain the flag???? THE FLAG???,It was a false-flag operation +It is very relieving to cum in a dream but wake up to find your underwear clean,At least if you're wearing underwear it's less likely you will need to change the sheets. +"Madden UT: Gauntlet: 10 completions in a row? Hey guys, first time poster to this board. I was wondering how are you guys able to beat the passing gauntlet challenge of 10 completions in a row against the Seahawks on Pro difficulty. I have gotten so close but I still cant beat it. I just started and I have Cutler as my QB with Pryor Sr, Decker, Williams, Celek, Julio Jones, and David Johnson as my main offensive weapons but I cant seem to complete it. Is there a strategy that you guys would use? Thanks!",I just ran drag plays over and over again. +"No, absolutely not. That kind of shit only happens in US colleges where a bunch of white suburban kids get offended on behalf of Asians or Africans. Would you be offended if I told you I'm fond of the ocassional pastel de nata on June 1oth? No, and why the fuck would you.",But but it's *cultural appropriation* +"Police training in verbal judo: Instructor: Ok class, so it's important to use verbal judo to gain a tactical advantage. We have Elroy here to help with this demonstration. He is an informant that we've used. Ok Elroy, pretend I just stopped you and asked you if you have any drugs, and you get hostile. Elroy: Ok.... Ahem... None of your damn business, pig! Death to cops! Instructor: (Pulls out gun.) BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! Drop your gun! Stop resisting! Stop resisting! Elroy: (On ground, bleeding.) Uhnngngnn. Instructor: Drop your gun! Stop resisting! I feared for my life! (Holsters gun, cuffs Elroy, then gets up.) Ok class, any questions? Cadet: But you didn't use verbal judo. You just shot the guy... Instructor: (Pulls out gun.) BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! Drop your gun! Stop resisting! Stop resisting! Cadet: (On ground, bleeding.) Uhnngngnn. Instructor: Ok class, any more questions?",I'm just bursting into laughter alone in my room reading this +"It's something that's always stuck out at me. The African-American cultural identity is rooted in the history of slavery. Obama's election wasn't really a vindication for them as a community. But it's one of those things that's not really worth pointing out, since maybe he'll still be an example to them that they can work hard and succeed in this country. Though, sadly, after eight years, all they've done is double down on the victimhood narrative.","Yes, because all of us are lazy and just blame whitey to get welfare." +"..uhh, he's leading the NFC South in sacks","lol, king of trash mountain isn't really anything to brag about." +Are there any good MOBOs on sale to also pick up to take advantage of the extra $30 off?,I got an Asus Z170-E for $70 with my 6700k ($120 - $30 for bundling - $20 rebate) +"Correct. So would lots of job and industry. Unfortunately, a large portion of our economy relies upon a market where people must suffer so that others may profit.",Government permits all of it.. so it must be good +"These two points, not that I fact-checked, honestly turn that insult from a silly joke to a ridiculous burn.","I fact-checked at least one of these two points, and I call tell you that it is true." +"Add-A-Ball in Fremont is a lot of pinball machines but there's also a lot of vintage arcade games like Cruisin USA, Bubble Bobble, Street Fighter, Time Crisis, etc. It's kinda small and is a bar setting, but it's fun for a while to have a couple beers and hang out. They don't have really any new games, though, it's all old school.",And there's a Patrick Swayze mural circa Point Break. +At that moment he realized ... he fcked up,Karma for getting both midnight and hidden shoulders. +Id imagine this would have something to do with someone in your group playing with mods/assistance of sort. Only thing that sounds reasonable to me.,"Yeah, because bugs in video games are totally unheard of" +I honestly think your average Daily Mail reading Brit is so prejudice against Germany that the narrative of nasty uncompromising German Chancellor was always going to happen.,They did lose though +Richtofen 1.0 and the Shadowman I was watching once again the other day the radios of old maps and the ones from moon remind me how Richtofen 1.0 got to the moon for the first time and started hearing voices and whispers. After that i decided to play revelations again and while watching the intro i thought that maybe it was the Shadowman who was talking to Richtofen in moon and drove him crazy. Nos i know that after black ops 1 the zombies storyline changed writers and all that but i thought that the way Richtofen 1.0 describes the whispers is similar to the way the Shadowman whispers to Maxis. Even Monty says he heard voices you see not voice but voices in plural. So maybe when the Shadowman refers to Richtofen as his aprentice he is talking about 1.0 Richtofen the one who was killed in the giant,Use more punctuation. +"If you could send a new time stamp, I'll pick it up from you",pm'd +White knight accusations in 3...2...1...,"What are you, a fucking cuck?" +"I remember someone on here calling this a few weeks back. Essentially accused him of knowing he can't play, would take a paycheck, then dissappear again once he got his money. Can't know for sure, but it has definitely worked out that way, whatever the intentions.",And he always returns just in time to play his precious team only to be unable to play weeks later. +First time for me. Always fighting Tier 1-2 decks in casual with my Tier X decks...,I'm sure that secret paladin just wants to finish his quests too! +The Exact Moment I Stopped Playing Hardline,You quit playing completely because of lag? +It has a pricetag. TF2 doesn't. That's all the reason I need for sticking with TF2.,Titanfall costs money +"Recent aunt here. This was my first lesson from my sister. Also, get a changing table that makes it slightly more difficult to roll off.",Well then you're just making it a fun challenge for the baby +"In the primaries I voted for cruz and not the Republican party. I odkt know why baggage you're talking g about with cruz. The man has absolutely none, and has been hated be Republicans for years unless it suits their point. If cruz joined the transition team today, he would still have less baggage that anyone else. Again. He's a great asset that will go along with the cause. No point in shutting him out when he's been known to shutdown the entire government against the wishes of every. His own party. Bring him aboard to push what trump wants. Of not, you're dealing with a rabble rouser that doesn't give a shit who pissess off, and will make life miserable for anyone in his way.",The zodiac killer has no baggage +A business only needs monetization,But muh culture +Michigan coach Jim Harbaugh 'hopes to' talk to Les Miles soon,Jim Harbaugh +rofl are you serious? Getting a sub button is what prevents you from streaming on other services? That's so fucked up,this guy knows how to run a business +Brent Budowsky indicates he will frame Hillary's position based on whatever it is when I write the column.,We the sheeple. +OP knows his sneakers (from his post history) so I'm going to assume it was a typo.,It was a typo :) +"After so many hours of searching Skyrim for the Barenziah gems, this is the reward. I feel cheated.",Just remember there's an achievement/trophy for having 100k gold so the gems help you towards that :) +Why? You can turn off the kill feed if you want to.,But it's not forced off - you're missing the point. +I'm fabulous,Kiko Alonso did it better +Iggy Azalea,That boob job makes her music way more tolerable. +"I love a big dick as much as the next girl, but a Good morning would have been nice first.",Good morning! +"After city council honors two Woodstock, IL police officers for seizing more than 17lbs of marijuana, all criminals charges have been dropped and the case is subject to a federal lawsuit.",So glad the police are there to protect us from those dangerous and scary plants +"If they don't do 6 man matches that mean nothing this division will do good -Everyone before and during the CWC, 2016","Serious question, how come everyone hates WWE 6 man tags while Puroresu/Lucha 6 man tags are fine?" +Kid Asks Donald Trump 'What Will The Wall Be Made Of ' at Virginia Rally,Same stuff the Emperor's new clothes are made of... +"Patch 1.0.3 - November 18 * Fix for invincible rats, and also for random hit-fails * Fixes for various engine and backend crashes * Fixed a missing string for pickups due to new string handling * Ingame UI will now be updated one frame later to make sure input manager has been updated once before * Crash fix when polling double commits to backend (happening upon Victory screens) * Crashfix when starting tutorial. * Additional fix for act requirement for survival levels (you now need to finish prologue before accessing any other levels. * Fix for issue with script backend on commit error * Possible fix for character selection crash with unloading locked resources. * Fix for not being able to make input in hero view after being denied a character swap. * Fixed crash when players gets a shield from weapon procs. * Fixed issue with players communicating after leaving and rejoining a multiplayer game session. * Fixed issue where game crashes to the Xbox Home when the user is forcibly signed out immediately after entering a gameplay mission. * Fixed crash to the Xbox Home when Friends App is used to Join game",Thank you so much for this! +disable msaa,Lol why? +WHAT? MILD TYKES TAKING EATING A BUNCH OF PILLS? SORRY THE BANGBANGBANGBANG OF THE FIRE PROC HAS GIVEN ME A BAD CASE OF TINNITUS.,WHOP WHOP WHOP +Trump supporter cites Japanese internment camps as 'precedent' for Muslim registry,PARTY OF SMALL GOVERNMENT +"With the decline and likely death of The Cosmos, I made a survey to poll public opinion on potential names and logo designs for a supporters built club. Feedback appreciated!!",Better get some good lawyers if you plan on using the Cosmos colors and calling the club New York Cosmopolitans FC. +"No, don't call them bigots! That hurts their feelings and that's why Trump won!","Weird that the alt right need safe spaces, right?" +Coaches Poll: Most feel Jimbo Fisher leaves for LSU,He just wants more time to prepare for playing Bama. +Thank you Brandon Snipes.,Still not paying that guy. +"Teenagers, what is the story behind your username?","it's inspired by my Minecraft username, ahh, I remember playing Minecraft just like it was yesterday, furry sex roleplay was the shit" +Do yourself a favor and use your hand or a picture of a hand as a model next time. Does it look good to you?,Maybe op's hand actually look like that +Like some mountains or maybe a river!,how about a toll gate? +"Just bought the game, looking for general tips and tricks. Hi friends. Already found out that SLI doesn't work, any tips on how to get it work and/or which settings kill the fps. I have 2x 980's and play at 1440p. Also is there any tips you guys could offer before I jump in and start playing? Things to be aware of, other settings I might want to tweak or bind? Kind regards.","For pure gunplay strategy, check out Serenity17's vids, they have all the essentials for higher levels of play; things like pre-firing, peeking, and of course, another way to hold an angle." +How would they know my bank account user name,They create bots that go out and try the credentials in different websites and then report back which were successful where +"Yep, it underrepresented minorities and educated populated areas and over-represented white farming states - valuing the input of the few over the will of the many. Exactly as designed.",Some votes are more equal than others. +what is it with Xplane and recording videos with a camera pointed at the screen as opposed to using actual recording software.,Because you know... Recording 4 screens and a flightsim setup with an actual recording software is freaking easy. +I saw these in the video: * Battlefield 1 * NBA 2K17 * Gears 4 * CoD Infinte Warfare * Overwatch * Fifa 2017 * CoD Black Ops * Deus Ex * Witcher 3 * Forza Horizon 3 * Titanfall 2 * The Division * Madden 17 * Hitman * Read Dead (360) * NBA 2K 17 * GTA V * GTA V (360) * Ark * Stick of Truth (360) * Skate 3 (360) * Skyrim Remaster * Recore,No way would they do a deal on GTA V. +#Steelers announced they are establishing The Chuck Noll Foundation for Brain Injury Research & giving $1M to it.,"Wow, that's probably like 3 whole man years worth" +Just finished Steampunk Station in my Science Fiction theme park!,"Gorgeous, loving your youtube series on this too." +"I have a feeling I'm about to get gaslighted... My parents and I had a big argument last night. My wife and I are joining the whole family on their yearly Thanksgiving getaway, coming on Tuesday and leaving on Friday. Wednesday is my wife's birthday, and I had said that we would like to go off and have some alone time on her birthday. It was initially accepted, but in the past few days has erupted into a torrent of passive aggressive comments, which I finally confronted last night. My parents were upset that they'd helped out with airfare and that we wouldn't be spending the whole time with them. Which I get. But I also feel like they were acting really childish about it, and that they weren't being honest with me. My dad hung up on me. So I wrote a letter because I feel like a ton of the anger is really about the church on both sides. We don't talk about me leaving, or how either of us feel, and instead we pick fights about dumb things. So I wrote them a 5 page letter explaining my feelings about our relationship, the church and how they seem to be related. I went out of my way to express how much I loved them, but I also didn't pull any punches about things that were bothering me. It's been 12+ hours and still no response and the suspense is killing me. If they respond with Everything is ok on our side, you're just imagining things I really might have to just cancel the flights and send them back the money.","Yeah, don't go, they are holding this over you." +And now we're talking about internment camps?,Relax we're only a week in. +I'll start with all of them and take it from there....,Yeah...... +What is less scary at night than during the day ?,Getting wasted. +"It's dangerous to go alone, Hanzo! Take me.","Hey, another Rube!" +21/M/Tree Worker,Do you really carry 4 knives? +Made possible by CTRL+D,What do bookmarks have to do with babies? +5 vs 1. EVERY. SINGLE. GAME.,"you cant even 1v5 on koth, maybe they just want you to get better?" +So Trump's plan for getting rid of lobbyist is filling his cabinet with lobbyist?,that's how you keep them from lobbying just employ them! +And it's why they always finish in the R16 at World Cups.,"Yep, we still have a long ways to go until being able to compete on England's level" +My great grandma used to do the same thing. Many women did that. Not sure I would call it edgy.,i think you missed the implied +Let's trigger Global Players I'll start...Frosty Gate,Owning every LE to date +AMD 16.11.4 Release note. (H.264 Fixed),God?Is that you? +Crazy spray while flashed,"Ugh, Its like MG+ is just aimbotting" +Black protestors in Charlotte beat up white man as he begs for mercy,"Protestors Nope, those are thugs." +Who do you want as Trump's press secretary? For me: realistically: Kelly Ann Conway Dream: Milo,Alex Jones +Caution ... Wild speculation incoming :P Caution ... Wild speculation incoming :P Just thought about the LAN Party setup 10 PC's .... Not opposing each other ... or separated. Which would be the logical choice for a SM battle. Then the 2.6 guesses teaser from Disco Lando. Also they were saying that the Javelin and Idris had to be given priority for SQ42. So maybe they might man an Idris and go on a mission. Do you think they will 10 man an Idris during the stream ?????,no +"Anti-vax opinion actually has a very slight political tilt to conservatives, if you look at polling. But you're right that monopoly on stupid is unfair. I think the distinction here would be that the democratic leadership can be stupid about policy and politics, but the Republican leadership has a dominant marketshare of stupidity about reality.","Yea leftist dumbness seems to be more along the, mystical energies, chakras, anti-GM, anti-pharmcitucal drug etcetc Basically hippies and personally hippies are way better then hard core religious folks but ymmv" +"Have a good one, two of the greatest leaders in the past 10 years. History will be kind to you. Great job!",You dropped this: +Passion Pit - Carried Away,This song always makes me incredibly happy. +Funko Twitter Q&A At 1 PST Today. Get Those Quetions In. Use #AskFunko. Post questions here if you don't have Twitter and I'll ask for you.,"They've never answered my question, but I keep asking about Weird Al or Grease pops." +Mario Party 2 hitting the NA Wii U VC tomorrow,"You all know it's the best one, baby" +Why is James in a wheelchair? I don't know if he's legitimately disabled or if it's some joke. I honestly wouldn't put it past him to have just bought it on impulse to cruise around in.,The weight of the peanut butter destroyed his spaghetti bones +Love seeing those 5 defenders all in the backfield within about 3 seconds of the snap. #cablegreatestOLcoachofalltime,He's totally who we want to take over when Pete retires. +Oh already raging. Overpopulation is a myth! Tell that to India and the Philippines.,"Tell that to the Mormons, the LDS, Catholics, and IVF octuplets." +"some people always got to make shit serious by bringing up their friend dying out of nowhere, that's really uncalled for. just stfu and let people have a joke","That's really fucking insensitive, I'll have you know someone told my grandma to stfu and she died 30 years later!" +Am I missing a reference here?,Season 2 of The Walking Dead. +The fact that they allowed to return is what amazes me.,There is not a lot you can do if they are French. +How to aim with each class in TF2: An instructional montage.,I appreciate that you didn't only post it for one class leaving no room for the subreddit to create another trend. +Squeeze it out with your hands. Like youre frosting a porcelain cake,Duuuuude +MLG Vegas Talent Announced!,No machine FeelsBadMan +oh wow. That's bad. Somebody should do something. *immediately forgets and keeps scrolling,you made me pause before scrolling down. +"Right, but despite that they didn't know back then, a ton of these companies don't want to be bothered to clean up their messes now. They would rather just leave all their toxic crap in whatever communities are still forced to suffer from, some of them dying of cancers in large numbers.","the problem is that if they did something legal/ethical back then and later made illegal, isn't it unfair to make them pay a penalty?" +He tried to strangle another friend in an argument over whether PC or console was better for RPGs.,Typical PC user... +"The problem is, you're a rational person. A lot of people aren't. Think of the children!!!",Fucking rationals... gtfo +"Look at a place like Hawaii, where feral cats are decimating native, unique, bird populations. Would it be worth neutering pets in a place like this?","Also the fact that across rural towns in the US and Canada the population of feral cats are so high, they are causing dozens of species of birds to go extinct also." +Call Giles Martin ;) The demixing software he used for Love and Live at the Hollywood Bowl could probably help you out,Oh yeah I'll get right on that! +"Since Bernard is a host, couldn't he be rebuilt then? If so, then why Ford just let his body there?",This isn't Ford's first loop with Bernard. +Pizza of the night ..... cheesesteak pizza,But you didn't use whiz! +It's not fair at all!,Hey look at that weird mirror. +B,U +What are you looking forward to in 2017?,Nintendo Switch Better Call Saul season 3 Mr Robot season 3 +"I migrated to a Pixel XL, now I want to go back I was pretty excited when Google announced the Pixel phone, thinking I would get everything I got from the iPhone and more. While I wasn't necessarily wrong, and I'm not having a bad experience with the Pixel, I feel something is missing... First I had to move to Android Wear, which honestly feels incomplete. My main use for the Apple Watch was fitness tracking, and while Android do have a lot of choices on Smartwatches, they don't feel as premium as the Apple Watch to me. Then there is iMessage... I know there are various messaging options out there, but waiting for other platforms to confirm a message receipt when sending messages from Android to iOS is something I don't like at all. This is probably because iOS gives special permission to iMessage while other apps have a longer refresh interval. Thirdly, I don't use the freedom of Android at all, it almost feel that I'm using an iPhone on that regard. Just a couple of icons, and that's it. And while the assistant is a nice addition I feel its being over hyped. At the end I may get back to iOS and call it a day. /not a rant",come on back brother... +My upcoming mixtape cover art. reviews?,its really good +Basically every guardian.,I just wish Bacchus did more damage +I can only imagine how CivEx has descended into anarchy and terror without the shining light of CERA to guide it through the darkness.,This is canon now. +Turkey allegedly captured Al-Bab hospital and rescued 3 captives,Source? +"Indeed. I actually turned off this tournament because I thought it was boring. I will be watching Capcom Cup beginning to end for the blow ups, and by that I mean I will be staring at my phone for a lot of the matches. Boring ass game, needs S2 and rebalance asap.",Pleeeeaseeee get rid of scrubby antiair jabs ffs Capcom +and to begin with Czech are real country,"Such a real country, that we always struggle to find how to name it." +12 commenti. Controllo. R/Italy o r/AskHistorians?,"Non ti sei perso niente, ma se proprio non puoi farne a meno esistono dei metodi per leggere i commenti cancellati." +You'd be surprised how A Level students study in the UK,Not looking forward to it starting from tomorrow. +Thanks man. Unfortunately though I only got a Godku dupe. It's a good card and all but... dupe. :/,At least you have a spare card of it for when the dupe system comes out +Yet somehow Louisville still trailed for 3 quarters,They couldn't make it *that* obvious so they waited until the 4th to pull away to be more subtle. +"Ok, I love re-reading the exact same points as much as the next guy but; **Brent Musburger?** *Really?* Does anyone actually care about his opinion on the matter? I don't even care about his opinion on games when he's announcing them, let alone when he's just regurgitating what 100s of people have already said.",I enjoy listening to him talking about good looking ladies in the stands +The highest quality pixels.,"You make a trade off: higher quality pixels, but only in 480p." +"What are you talking about - its literally all over the news - BBC, CNN, Sky, Guardian, Fox, MSNBC, NYT - in fact I can't find a news source that DOESN'T have - so why lie?",Narrative.... +Name one usb device that you can't use with PC.,The USB killer +Kris Bryant win NL MVP! 29 of 30 first place votes,well...he's peaked...what the hell award tops this for him to win next year? +"TIL in Boston if you a report a pothole, you get back both a photo of the filled pothole and a photo of the team that filled it.",Cringe +I can't be the only one upset by this,Accoriding to Jagex not enough people wanted batch 2 which is bs +@sjw_nonsense: Ignorant democracy-haters are keen for a military coup.,Yes because the military is full of cucky numales +I'm sure there's a reason.,Reverse Flash? +If people can't win games then they don't get the PvP transmog. Not everything is hand fed to you.,"Because as we know, losses in BGs are always the fault of individual players." +The Power Plex is a Thing of Beauty,That's fluid and it has great timing. +U,S +Got bored and decided to make some value graphs on a few of my silver coins.,I would think that a 1955 coin in 1954 and before would have a really high value. +"Easy there, some people might actually believe what they read. The science is far from definitive. I could just as easily say that filtered coffee raises inflammatory markers and unfiltered coffee is beneficial to overall metabolism and decreases risk of type 2 diabetes.",I am going to up my intake of unfiltered coffee to 30 cups per day based on this. +Donald Trump just made his most direct comment yet about violence against Hillary Clinton,I think that article is basically click bait behind a soft paywall. +ITT is niggas asking how big each other's dicks are then saying no homo,No homo but how big is your pecker? +Sell me Ekko.,He's black and if u don't play him ur a racist +That'll go over swell.,put in inside of the lockbox with the key downstairs +"Acy is a good role player and Andy is useless, but I'd prefer we target a backup rim protector like Thabeet or Tavares, or wait for Emeka Okafor. Maybe Henry Sims. Slim pickings, but rim protectors aren't easy to come by.",I think Javale and Damian Jones might be enough for their rotation. +Can I get a LC on this ASSC hoodie?,check for gildan tag and youre good +I get paid well to look at trees and frogs.,"Nah mate the only thing the environment is good for is mineral extraction, didn't you know?" +When it's day 4 of shark week and it looks like grape jam,Old blood day is always fun! +Humans breathe oxygen.,"Sure, if you believe in the CLIMATE GATE SCIENTIFIC AGENDA" +D1: I'll do whatever it takes to make the community grow,except include part of the community +Marner scores a great goal on a breakaway,still shoulda taken Hanafin +crashes on start up. GGG fix it,"They're going to, no need to be an ass about it." +I'd take Bush 43's GOP over Trump any day,Early on I told a friend that in all truthfulness I'd enthusiastically vote for Dick Vader Cheney if he were the one running against Trump. +"They completely underdelivered on the 810, so they'd have to be foolish to do it again... Right?","Look, muh Nexus 5 iz a beast even today running SHITPOMPOPOMPO ROM 8.3.5 w/ LOLTools dat keep it from breaking..." +"How about a 69 flair As the running joke of this offseason, a flair would be pretty *NICE*",Nice +"Pops, of Dr. Pimple Popper fame has passed away.",Hippa? +#TheForgotten: President Trump heard your vote loud and clear. These are the faces of Trump's Forgotten Voters,This news piece needs more white people in it. +Dan Henderson: McGregor winning two belts will go straight to his head,"Yeah, he seems so unfocused in the ring." +What is just not cool anymore?,Barbed wire tattoos. +"That must be a this year ranking. If we go the recent memory ranking I'd say: OSU Michigan Wisconsin Iowa MSU Penn Purdue Northwestern Minnesota Illinois. I'm leaving off Nebraska, Maryland and Rutgers because who the fuck are they? People will find the Iowa over MSU ranking strange but since 2000 Iowa has won more games, more bowls, and the same number of BCS bowls. Wisconsin has less BCS bowls then Iowa and MSU but has won 20 more games than both. After Penn I didn't really know what to do.",Based on recent memory i wouldnt have michigan in my top 5. +"Few quick questions about getting ready for PSVR Hey guys, so pumped for tomorrow. I have a few quick question about getting ready for PSVR. I'm Australian btw so my situation could be different. How does the whole demo thing work? Will there be a physical disc in the box? Will it be a digital download? I read that the US will have 18 demos and other regions like 8. Could I create an American PSN account and get access to the other demos at all? Can I also preload the demos if it's digital download? The only game I preordered digitally was Batman as there's no disc release here :( and that's already downloaded and ready to go. Sorry, that was heaps of questions in one go haha. I tried looking online but couldn't really find any info on this. Thanks heaps for any feedback.",You should check out the ps store to see if the demo disc is downloadable in your region yet. +"So if you let yourself be elected president and then don't actually, you know, be the president, what is that? Treason? Fraud? Politics?",Delegating +"Pro-tip #213: Really wanna cheese? Surround the enemy capital but don't cap it. Except for localized victory points (which supply tiny numbers), the entire nation will run out of supplies. But don't cap the capital! As soon as you do, their new capital (wherever the hell it is) becomes their resource center. How many users here know or do this?","Thanks, Game is fun and easy enough but now i can do ridiculous things like El salvador world conquest!" +"In Sacred Stones on the GBA, Ephraim states that he decided to use a spear because spears beat swords; so there's one other instance I can remember.","Ephraim also says that lances also beat axes, so I don't think he's much of a credible source in that regard." +I got the picture of my dhl shipping label but can't find a number to track it. Where is the tracking number?,I would also like the answer to this. +Because it's a smaller game.,"It's still unacceptable for such a big company to deliver a game with such horrible lipsync, regardless of the size." +"My concern is that I'm an officer for a University's League club. We have hundreds of active members who want to join in on the club action and get the sweet tag, but when asking Riot about it, they told us to just make more and add 1, 2, 3, etc after the club names or make clubs by rank. Why would we want to alienate or separate any of our club members by rank or by even forcing them to join another club. Ha ha you guys didn't get into the original so now you're in UMCP3! Like, that sucks!!! I'm very patiently waiting for our club to get expanded, but with over 900 members in the club (including alumni), I feel like the clubs will never be big enough to hold all of us. )\^: (I'm not saying all 900 would want to join the League client club. In fact, I feel like we wouldn't even hit 200, but it's the principle.)","Maybe if they made it so there were strings for players, eg the strongest 50 would be in the 1st, second strongest would be in the 2nd string etc" +It's almost as if it happens *literally every game*,Nah clearly it's just those damn dirty Wild players +Werewolf has no benefit. You're either a vampire for the regen or you're not affected by a disease.,Biased khajit +"And you could probably become a famous EDM producer if only you could stay interested in the hobby for more than a month at a time! (that's a joke btw) What does it sound like in your head, are they like 2 separate tracks distinct from each other? Do they synchronize or just do their own thing? How do you feel when things quiet down for a bit in there?","A sad, real joke." +"I've been lurking and posting on this sub for a while, does he do this often?","Not really no, so I'd rather rephrase that he's just trolling, not really a troll the whole time." +Aileen Wournos with her 69 year old husband at the time - Lewis Fell - looking genuinely happy,"I bet that after this picture was taken the smile vanished, the eyes widened, the crease above her nose deepened, and she said something callous and bizarre." +"Hutty scores, Hutty ROARS!","Hutty with 100% penalty shot percentage...get rekt, not even Ovi has that." +U of North Dakota coach not surprised by Stecher; not worried about Boeser,Stech and Boeser gonna be great for us. +"Genji is supposed to counter all heroes. Even Winston, Genji should be able to outrun.",you forgot the +hnknta,"Tag livet av dig, Torsten." +"Same here. I was very, very young to be fully aware of 2003 so I couldn't realize that heartbreak, but 2015 tore my heart out. I've never cried so much.","I cried in 2003 when I was 10, but didn't in 2015, because I still felt very proud of the boys." +This *does* have some implications for people in stable MMR vs those who fluctuate. If you theoretically end up in perfectly matched games your EV for those games is less than if you maintain a 50/50 win/loss (3+3+3... vs 10+0+10+0...),You are going to end up matching with other people without stable EV. +Pretty sure hulu still has it.,"Yep, currently going through SG-1 on Hulu." +I swear all of these so far are twisted opinions - not truths.,Welcome to reddit. +"Seriously people why are you not picking -15s Tornado? The talent's pick rate is even lower than the time I wrote a post about the least picked talents. From ~20% its down to 17.5% Its a very good talent, really. It adds to your hero's versatility late game a lot. Meanwhile circular blast is rarerly as good (exception: game with many enemy right clickers). I don't get it why so many people underestimate it this much.","it's honestly amazing, and with octarine you can lift people 2/3 times a fight" +"Do *not* go to just any random shop. Not every piercer is a good one, some of them are exceptionally shady. You'll want an experienced, reputable piercer who uses high quality implant grade jewelry. Check the link in the sidebar to see if there are any APP shops near you. If you're anywhere near Raleigh, go to Warlock's. If there aren't any within traveling distance for you, check the shop locators for Anatometal, BVLA, and Industrial Strength.",^^creppin +So i was watching some JP vids on Maxwell's trial and...,Yeah best challenge ever... +Wonder how long it takes for people to start stealing them.,you wouldn't steal a pizza +And people wonder what embolden means...,Not sure how such a openly nazi system could be implemented but at this point I am sure 1930s is going to repeat. +Three Christians are sentenced to 80 lashes by Sharia court in Iran for taking communion wine,"But it wasn't wine, it was the blood of Christ..." +think of the positions....,Imagine the pussybilities... +"I know it's a serious drug and to make an example to not get close to drugs, but 2 years is awfully harsh, doesn't it? I won't judge Eremenko just yet though, learned that the hard way when Livermore was caught with it.","Looking at the recent results of the Finnish national team, I'm suprised that just cocaine was enough." +"Using Multiple Cursors plugin I know I can use regex and C-n. What I want is to add a cursor based on movement commands. For example, add a cursor at current position, then add a cursor at jjj$ (end of line three lines down). How do I do this?",Also be sure to check `:help visual-block` +For a moment I thought you were just really fond of the republican electors.,"Not at all, I have zero faith they care about the country enough to not vote Trump." +"Titanfall 3 Not Guaranteed, Respawn CEO Says",They should return to making another Medal of Honor! +"I'm still on Z77 platform, doesn't support NVMe SSD :(",You can always use a PCI-E adapter if you so desire :) +"Some things to remember if you can't participate in beta and you're trying to draw a conclusion from this sub * **Negative reviews will always outnumber positive**. This isn't because most people necessarily like the game than dislike. It's because (and this is the case with ANY review forum) someone is more likely to take the time to submit a scathing review than one of praise. Why is this the case? Usually because people who are enjoying the product are doing just that and while those who aren't and are disappointed feel the need to vent. * **This sub makes up an infinitely small percentage of the beta players.** Reddit has this way of making us feel like we're ALL here. Meanwhile the vast majority of players are on different forums or none at all. * **Everyone will have different expectations.** This is an important one. Differentiating bad design from **I** don't like this. For example, lag compensation is much less subjective than aesthetics. This goes deeper when you factor in skill and experience. Will a first time CoD player have the same views as a vet of every entry? * **And finally, remember this sub is not a circle jerk. Negative reviews deserve to be here every bit as much as positive** This sub is ultimately a place to discuss Infinite Warfare. Nowhere does it state or insinuate that if you're not enjoying the game that you need to gtfo. If you're loving the game, great. But remember for every ten this game sucks because i suck thread, there will be one posting legit criticism of aspects that a dev has possibly overlooked. THESE are the types of threads we need. THESE are the threads that have a chance to make to the game better. THESE types of threads are partially why there is even a beta to begin with. I've yet to play the beta as I'm on X1 so hopefully you'll see my lack of bias in this post and just a pure desire to help the community. Hope to see some of you out there, Cheers!",tl;dr - The game sucks +"This is a softcore porn subreddit now, fantastic.",i dont mind +holy shit. How many tries did this take him?,Since he didn't need the TET anymore and you cannot sell that ring he thought why not get a failstack out of it and it...20 something failstacks and pop PEN :D +"Nice one, numb nuts.",You're beautiful. +"Marcus is pretty athletic, but you're right in that they don't go to where he gets his other skills such as marksmanship like Aiden who did shady jobs and worked with Fixers","He's black, so he's naturally good with illegal guns and running fast" +Will they flex next weeks game due to its playoff implications?,I love hearing Troy Aikman and Joe Buck nut-slurp Aaron Rodgers all game +That was one of the greatest defensive performances of all time,I'm sure all the defenders needed was two hands +Same Old Lions? If we lose this Sunday and nothing happens we are back to being the SOL. I don't care man we cannot start off the season 1-4 again. We can't sit here and waste another season under the hands of Caldwell. It was such an embarrassment to lose to the Bears when half of their roster was injured. That was probably the first game ever that I have watched where I said fuck it I don't care if we lose for the rest of the season... oh misery my old friend!,Same Old Lions is extremely original and not lazy at all +"TIL Evangelist Ray Comfort recorded a video arguing the banana displayed many user-friendly features that were evidence of intelligent design. Comfort retracted the video upon learning that the banana is a result of artificial selection by humans, and that the wild banana is small and unpalatable.",ITT : BANANAS ! +"HAHAHAHAHA man the Huffington Post is a fucking joke. People rightfully hate on Breitbart without realizing that HuffPo is the exact same thing, it's just for the left.",Whoosh +If he doesn't we lose trade partners.,yea but we won't need trade when we're great again. +Randy Malcolm Mitchell Moss,Malcolm In The Mitchell +Donald Trump will clear bill to declare Pakistan a terror state: Member of his Advisory Council,Isolating a nuclear armed state is clearly going to make the world a safer place +Announcing the 2016 Challengers,"Something must be wrong, i'm not on the list" +Other taxes. Someone is paying for it in some manner. Just like those ridiculous tv licensing fees you guys pay. Just batshit insanity to think government isn't somehow getting its money for it.,"Well ideally, the government would be using the money for the overall benefit of more people than a private company, which is why people pay taxes." +"I know it's been said to death, but Yachty's so good at creating a vibe. Like he said it in the Chance song, Am I the only one who really care about cover art? Along with the fact that I love Yachty's music, he's also mastered creating an aesthetic. This entire video I was smiley as fuck. iunno lmao.","Yes, lil yachty is the GOAT." +"First off, what a fucking awesome board ! Second, this will ride good man. Dont worry. I have a bit of room on my indoors board too, but its for riding ramps and not freestyle.",Fucking Awesome doesn't make shaped decks. +No thx,Okedoke +No because what you just said is false? Where are these policies?,All over Huffington Post duh +I can't take this guy seriously anymore.,"Baka yung logic ni Digong, dapat mamatay muna bago patawarin" +"'Organized,' 'belligerent cheaters' overwhelm Montana Tech summer classes - long, interesting read.",Anyone else think they kind of brought this on them selves by courting out-of-state students to make up for declining enrollment and not being prepared for differing cultural attitudes surrounding academic dishonesty? +If you won the lottery what music concert would you want to see first?,I would start my own concert with black jack and hookers +American Rape Victims Forced to Parent With Their Attackers,This child is going to grow up in a loving environment and will totally not end up killing someone. +Sorry I can't marry an SK fan,Then you can marry me. +"Fat, take up a lot of space in a cramped elevator.","You probably take up a lot of space in any kind of elevator, ya fackin sack." +"Everytime a grandma wants you to pull up your pants, take a drink",I'm not willing to die of alcohol poisoning. +IM STANDING NEXT TO YOU AS HARD AS I CAN.,*[existing intensifies]* +Google Maps image with a rain cover over the cameras,Accurate English scenery. +"See, its getting colder!",I knew climate change wasn't real! +Which TV shows must have the strangest universes to live in?,"Rick and Morty, no contest." +Finally. It really needed an update...,Now you can choose your own theme color! +"We really don't know how they manage their codebase though, what dependencies there are and how things have to fit together. Without knowing how they compile builds and what everything looks like from a build structure, it's really all speculation - so the only thing that makes sense is that the regen is increased, which would explain the longer range. No other improvements from a software standpoint would make a range change, unless it was doing something to hinder max accel that would reduce power consumption.",Don't you just make a new folder for every change? +I usually get tired of standing around,? +He has gone full Arnob. Never go full Arnob.,Ornob +that's one expensive texture...,"Well the original taunt is made by Chefsteps, so it's not like they didn't want to contribute to the game outside of one taunt." +**F** was dropped 44 times if anyone cares.,We have the best autists don't we folks +"Madman of the year is trending on Twitter! You can't make this up, folks!",RIP New York Times +"Dota 2 is pretty good for taking your mind off things, because your uttermost concentration is needed to get anywhere in the game... I play for an hour and I kind of lose myself in the game and time flies. Maybe try playing some games you used to play but voice chatting with friends as well, IMO it makes everything 100x more interesting if you're having a laugh with your friends as well.","I have like 2 people on steam that actually play games,I can't find a single LFT or LFG community worth my time." +What if the protesters begin to gather outside electors homes? This could be a strategy that might be more effective.,"Yeah and while we are at it, we could harass their kids." +Obama's Legacy!,This is awesome. +"I don't see this as a problem, female models earn more than male models because they bring in more money. The female clothing industry is way bigger and more profitable than male fashion This is the same reason that i don't find it troubling that male sports people earn more than females. Male sport is so much bigger than female, so it makes sense that they get paid more.",You fucking man hater +after TI is before TI,Mind = blown +What if you live in a country where Amazon is basically useless?,I'm American I don't recognize other countries! +No. A Res-Burr-ection.,Much better. +This is what I heard as well. Even that scene lighting from trucks could be enough to energize the panels where there is a shock risk,Yeah they told us that aswell +"Yes, feminist in the social sciences have crafted fake narratives about rape among other things. Much of psychology and even more of sociology is psuedoscience.",Show me proof. +Excellence in all we do guys!,Excellence would've been not getting caught though. +What are the little things that make a day slightly above average?,When my son is still awake when I get home. +I respawened perfectly for my teammate to get me the save,This...this isn't rumble... +You missed [mod post] calm down you fucking cry babies,Chef coming in and cooking up some savagery +Why don't Pro Life groups harass men who masturbate? Seems sperm is wasted and lives are lost.,There is a difference between sperm that has not created a baby yet and a baby with a heartbeat. +Doesn't *I am a God* end with him being smitten by God? If that's not self aware I don't know what is.,How people don't realize this is beyond me. +Not a single source or quote from Trump? This article is literally just two unverified tweets lmfao,This is the type of reporting that brought us Trump in the first place. +"If you were first to step foot on Mars, what would you say that would be repeated throughout history?",Heyy... That's pretty good +"I will never love that movie but damn if it isn't quotable, even for the wrong reasons.",Martha... +Me discovering Reddit after browsing 9gag for 2 years.,Reddit just steals everything from 9gag. +Fortunately I can read sarcasm.,Ur obvs a console scrub +"The (very) important distinction between Teddy's injury and Lattimore's situation was the nerve damage. They have come out and said there was no nerve damage with Teddy. It's still a serious injury that will take some time to come back from fully, but it's not the same as Lattimore's.",I figure there's at least a 30% chance that teddy never takes another NFL snap +I'm pretty sure he's just holding the fort down until Martin is healthy..not much to discuss imo,Yea def just answering your q +Super.,better than pull rates in gacha doe +How I imagine my upstairs neighbors,You can't even imagine a new title for this picture. +Go to school in the states or in Europe? My college finals aren't until like the first-second week of December,"States, I'm on a trimester" +"It is an issue in some events, and not in others. The only concern you should have is tournament organizers blindly following Valve's misguided rules.",Yes because not allowing cheaters to play is so short sighted. +Exactly. That's what I wish Valve did with CS:GO. Use sprays with any picture the user wants.,Yes because that has never been a bad thing +"Check the black market often (it's every force level, not every month) and buy the PCS. That's more than 50% of your PCS income.",I still haven't seen an Aim PCS in there more than once. +"A preist is in the middle of confession When a man bursts in yelling, Father, Father! There's been a terrible accident out front and we need you to help console the people. Father replies, But son I'm in the middle of confession, if you can take over for me I'll go. Reluctantly the man agrees after getting a list of sins and their corresponding pennance. The first person he encounters says, Forgive me father for I have sinned it has been 3 months since my last confession, and I have stolen. After finding stealing on the list the young man instructs him to say three hail marys and light 2 candles. A woman enters next and says, forgive me father for I have sinned it has been 6 months since my last confession, and I have commited oral sex. After a slight chuckle the man checks the list and tells her to say 1 hail mary, 3 our fathers and light 4 candles. Another man enters and says, forgive me father for I have sinned it has been 1 month since my last confession, and I have had anal sex. The man starts looking over the list, page 1, page 2, page 3, but nowhere does it mention anal sex. So he sticks his head out of the booth and asks the nearsest altar boy, Whats the Father give for anal sex? The altar boy replies, Two cookies and a glass of milk.","that went dark... but, well played." +Rotten Tomatoes' Best Movie Posters of 2016,"If only Synchronicity wasn't such a turd, then that poster might've been famous." +"Seriously such a good movie, so happy zack got to do the dceu stuff hope the only reason Jl gets an extended cut is just for a cherry on top",why not just make JL close to 3hrs and have that be released initially? +Where did I say that? I said his or herself and they.,Don't defend yourself against that bullshit. +Speak for yourself,I am ALL awesome at doing kenm's comedic style. +My local Bestbuy's still sell the Xbox 360 w/ wireless adapter for Windows. Not sure if they have them or the stores in your area though. I would just order off Amazon if possible.,Amazon should be fine. +"$200 roundtrip seems like a lot. I paid $126 when I flew to Vegas with American Airlines in March, though that was a Tuesday-Thursday trip rather than a weekend one.","People aren't taking it for cheaper fares, they're taking it for the experience and less hassle." +UFC claims multiple 'likely' bidders in line when FOX deal expires in 2018,It's going to espn... no surprise. +It's not an opinion. You have no evidence that a single story was kept under wraps.,"Like I said, thanks for your opinion." +"Apparently, putting a Shulker Box in a Anvil makes a Firework Rocket.",I don't see why this doesn't make sense +It's delivered with sarcasm though. It's plainly obvious that most people who voted for trump won't get the deal they thought they were signing up for.,Didn't see that coming +What movies would be best to watch while tripping?,Howl's Moving Castle +Really? They'll just give up the massive profits accrued in the US to move everything over to countries lacking human capital and infrastructure of a developed nation?,"Yeah, companies outsourcing and moving production oversees totally isn't happening right now." +"Electricity. Electrician here. You know it's dangerous... you know nothing. It's WAY worse than you think. It can explode like a bomb, make plasma fireballs hotter than the sun, and you die from milliamperes. Not amps. Milliamps. There's lots more, but suffice to say that I became more frightened/respectful of it after my apprenticeship than before.",So what you're saying is when my freshmen physics teacher had us all hold hands and send a shock through us all he was trying to kill us so he wouldn't have to work +2 free Genesect codes (Pokemon X/Y/OR/AS),I'll take one please. +"lol, is it removed?.. These mods... They dont even mention why..",wanna pm me the vid link? +"Bunch of liberal protesters surround white lady, start insulting her, and tell her that her whiteness scares them",The title has no agenda at all... +Agatha Christie postage stamp features miniscule poem unreadable by the naked eye,And then he hanged himself Well that's nice.... +The more I hear about this Assange guy the less I like him.,Assange is nothing more than a fame whore. +"For every short joke, he cuts a beloved character's lifespan one episode shorter. One episode *shorter*? Eventually the amount of episodes and his height will be the same. Shit, that's one less episode for Ren.",Thank god Lil' J isn't on the rwby-crew... +TIL #131415964 Gay pron ...promotes exploitation of women and violence against women Because all pron is pron amirite?,Is there a reason you're spelling it like that or are you just trying to be cute? +"Its not a crayon, its a mechanical pencil.",Crayon means pencil in French +The 50 Best Action Movies of All Time,"I love *Oldboy*, but calling it an action movie is stretching it." +"A relative once asked me too help find some files on her very cluttered hard disk. When search failed me, I started browsing through folders when I found it - pictures of pillows - every single type of pillow possible, with lots of different colours and decorations. There were literally thousands of pictures. Including some with what looked like bloodstains on them.",Oddly scary +"Don't give up , skeleton !","Hurrah, skeleton!" +HMJB while I go down these stairs on my bike,Filming the neighbors kids in your free time? +Where the haters saying Russ can't be efficient and get a 3dub?!,Yeah but why are we pretending like a 3dub is impressive? +"You'll Be OK, Michael. Zombies Only Eat People With Brains.",wait til his ass finds out about pizzagate +"There are a little more than 100 countries, let's say there's about 3 big cities each, which is more than 300 places. This is just a rough estimate too, there are definitely way more places in the world.","There almost 200 countries, or even more than 200 depending on your definition of country." +Your name is awesome.,"Thank you, I wish I had more roast beef." +"Here's your chance to decide, gamergate: Are you fine with game developers being fired for wrongthink, or aren't you? Are you going to defend this game developer for exercising his freedom to express himself without fear of losing his job, or are you going to pile on the hate mob? This is your chance to be principled.","Did you completely ignore the comments demonstrating just that, 20 minutes before your comment?" +Apologies. I replied to the wrong post.,No problemo! +My cat is an asshole,What's your itch OP? +"It's probably Edge itself showing the notice, not Windows. Chrome could do exactly the same thing if it really wanted to. I do see what you mean though.","Well Edge is a built-in Windows app, so it's same as Windows..." +"dude 20 trillion bucks in the hole isn't blessed, like i said, this saving everyone attitude is what got us here in the first place. it's an absolutely completely RETARDED idea to try and play God which is what we're doing by saving everyone Btw the standard american diet is killing people a slow painful death by the millions there a reason the american diet is called SAD because everyone is depressed as fuck and doped up on whatever big daddy pharma tossed them","I'm not going to argue with you dude, it seems pretty apparent to me that your arguments have no basis in a world where access to food and the Internet aren't a given, which is indicative of your ignorance." +"No chance of legendary birds for Thanksgiving then? Don't get me wrong - I'm happy to see code for Ditto suggesting an imminent appearance, but I did wonder whether this apparently minor update might also have been an opportunity to capitalize on the success of the halloween event with something more bird flavoured....",pidgeys for everyone? +Obama has deported like 2 million. I guess Obama is Hitler Jr.,Yeah but he did it with good intentions and that's what matters. +And Democrats will get a favor in return,"Yeah, Republicans have shown nothing, if not their magnanimity." +Thank you!,"+1 for cyberduck, when I used to have a MacBook that was my go to." +About 3 to 1. Every spoon full had just enough lobster to make it not taste too 'weak',3 lobsters to 1 spud now that is my kind of odds lol +Justice League vs Avengers !!!,For fuck sakes make that facebook thumbs up go the fuck away! +"I think Reddit is the only network that actually shows you what you want to see (because we choose our subs here), unlike others that ram 'suggested' crap down our throats!",Good thing mods can't remove content they don't agree with. +"Ah thanks for explaining it better than i do, i only had a vague idea of what it meant exactly. Given your definition this article seems even stranger given none of them have said that they want to cleanse the country to be a white only country","Oh but surely anyone that voted republican is a racist, though." +I'm pretty sure friendlies against policemen counted for Pele as well,Pretty sure backyard goals against his kids counted for Pele as well. +I just witnessed some SERIOUS EA cheese,but it wasnt 90' minute it was only 89' +"So many buzzwords, I don't know where to start...",I have schizophrenia I do know that I ruled over a giant Galaxy with my partner Checks out +Happy birthday to this future president.,"Well it never said what year, everyone just implied it was talking about this election" +When?,Mother Talzin from the animated series can teleport. +Have you tried lowering VAT and kill all the poor?,This is almost worse with the context. +"Future of the temple? And a lil rant about my 1st time through. They've been whittling away at that dumb ceremony my whole life. Why doesn't Uchtdorf just have a revelation that wipes the whole thing away and replaces it with something less dumb? The second coming is getting nearer and we are now ready for the more pure version of the endowment, where we all just sit in comfy chairs and listen to soft music for half an hour meditating. People would buy that. The temple was the silliest disappointment ever. It got so much hype as a kid... I expected either angels, or at least some real explanations about how evolution fit into the creation myth and how to KNOW the church was true. Such giant swing and a miss on every count. No angels. Just actors playing god in the STUPIDEST WIGS EVER... *(THIS is what god is REALLY LIKE? This is like a highschool stage play version of God! Monty Python's was as believable!)* No explanation about evolution. Nope. The obviously screwy creation story? yeah that's actually all there is. We got nuthin. And how do you Know (for super sure?) Secret handshakes. Duh. (only I never got one of those from God so... that method is less than useful.) So seriously TSCC: get a revelation and scrap the whole mess. You look like idiots.",I think they should pave them all over into landing pads for God's mothership when it arrives. +Google's International Men's Day Doodle,Yeah but what have men ever done for anyone. +So this just confirms this *isn't* our roster,"I mean, I don't think Dom knows what our roster is, so there's a chance for reignover and pob too." +"While 40K is indeed not balanced, and never has been, and never will be, the current edition is, IMO, closer to the notion than the game has been in the past. There are definitely tiers of power for the armies, but player ability has its part to play as well. Even at the highest competitive level, most armies have a chance to threaten any others, and at a casual level any army has a chance.","Good to hear, thanks." +"Koscielney played well for the most part, only that flick was a bit wasteful.",Agreed. +"'Rich and Morto' memes wildly popular withing Rick and Morty fan communities. LOW RISK, HIGH REWARD, BUY NOW WHILE DEMAND IS HIGH!","Rick and Morty memes are already for the lowest common denominator, if anything, you should short, before it gets even more mainstream and diluted" +"Prison is nice, long rehab. He (allegedly) shot 5 people, good god.","Tim Burgess and Seattle City government: Well, that's the gun's fault and that's why we need to ban all firearms." +Said something about kicking the kitten! So naturally we gave them a cyber kick to the genitals!,Nice. +Who says Sheik combos are boring?,"Fucking auto-combo fair to win bullshit, play a skilled character like Fox." +Best Pc Games ever? Sup everyone I'm about to build my pc and I need to buy a couple games for it. I was wondering what games would you guys recommend to start out with?,"Arma 3 for best game in general, you should emulate Shadow of the Colossus." +Nah. Their faces show surprise/confusion when they get the package. These were gifted to each other.,Maybe they were surprised at the speed of the delivery +Family court is full of drama because of poor people and losers.,"Your baby mamas are hitting you up again, I take it." +mcdonald's burgers are made in prison.,"Do do do, do do, I'm doing time." +It was a freaking mainstream haircut before Hitler. The fuck you talking about lol,Source? +failed system? Someone forgot to tell him shooting people is illegal?,"It's the system that's broken, people can't be held responsible for their actions." +this game is fun back from inactivity but now i need about 10000 gold to catch up on solo adventures kinda makes me not want to log in,"same boat, inactive for 2 years now im clueless what all i need to get back in.. :/" +"UK needs migration 'because native Britons are bloody stupid', says pro-EU lord",Yeah thousands of migrants from Africa are sure to improve nation's IQ... +The Island in Disney's Moana looks particularly familiar to a certain Facility....,"Ehhhh, bit of a reach there." +"My mallard has a green head though, I didn't want to misrepresent him.",Mallard Lives Matter +It is better to disassemble the laptop and remove the webcam/mic completely.,Good thing macbooks are easy to reassemble then... +"slush on Twitter : ' So far only @slush_pool, @YourBTCC and @BitClub_Network are voting. '",Throw Bitfury in the mix and that's all the hashrate segwit will ever see. +I'm a sucker for syringe injections.,I miss the crunching noise from Blood Money where you just jam a needle right into a poor sap's neck as they struggle with futility. +"My grandma picked him from the adoption centre and the people that worked there think he was a stray his entire life because of how scared he was of people. There was no intentional cross breeding with him, he's just how he is. He obviously wasn't meant to be created but my grandma loves him so much","NO BRO, SEND HIM BACK TO THE HOLE, WE MUST PRESERVE THE PURITY OF THE BREEDS" +Our 45th President proving his white nationalist leanings and how he won't allow African Americans equal time at the table,Obviously Trump is planning to genocide them +WTF Michigan,Snowed in Livonia today.. :( +That's enough YouTube for today...,Did he really think nobody would notice... Wow... +Why is he holding a microphone,s a l i n k u s t h a t i s n o t a m i c r o p h o n e i t i s 7 2 h r s ' s c r i p t s +He just slashed Johnson's stick LITERALLY INTO THE STANDS and they don't call it. Fucking hilarious,refs wouldn't want to be biased at all in their calls. +1994 Geo Metro being run through a Manure Shredder.,The cut scenes on this gif were terrible. +"Damn you modern fallout 1 millenials. Back before you were born, we only knew one fallout game and that was wasteland workshop!",My how times have changed. +My life so far...,"delete facebook, lawyer up, hit the gym" +"left to right: bisu, stork, jaedong, flash. this is unreal dude",So who's that random guy on the right? +I meant a WoW themed monk. The Zenyatta Monk Is much different from the WoW monk,"Ah, I see what you mean." +I hope Trump doesn't do any efforts to curb global warming so you are the first human to fry and die in his own home in Phoenix.,This statement was some what well thought out +"go buy him some LEGO for Christmas, I bet he's going to create some awesome stuff",A box of scrap would be a better investment. +Black Friday Weekend Deal: $249.99 Uncharted 4 PS4 Bundle,Will this deal be available through Amazon as well? +Breaking news: new smoking trend picking up. Young smokers stick miniature pipes in urethras and attempt to inhale with their dick mouths. More at 11:00,I wouldnt be surprised if someone has tried that..... +Even for a 2OT game that is just fucking absurd. Something needs to be done to cut down the lengths of these games.,"maybe if games this long happen more often, but changing things up because one game went nearly 5 hours is dumb" +Ha!,Lol +"Is there actually a way to access it without clicking the button? Well, besides the homepage.",F6 +"Reminder: the president-elect just agreed to pay a $25million settlement to thousands of Americans after defrauding them of much more with a bogus university. But emails, right? Do not let this go.",Killary literally shot Americans execution style in benghazi Clinton is still the worst of all time. +*case in point,"Tomato, tomato." +"Are you serious? Are you really serious with your short sighted bullshit? You so triggered by him wanting a place to somewhere where you can go and not get bombarded by political bullshit? Let me explain it to you since you got triggered off of a word and not the meaning of what he wanted: This is like going to a movie theatre and having the film cut off and start having the actors randomly start spouting political shit at you. Pence was there to see a show, not to get political bullshit that had nothing to do with said show. You equating this to combating safespaces is bullshit and you have no idea what KiA is about if you are even going to do that. What YOU are doing, is massively showing your biases on what you THOUGHT Kia was about vs what it is. No one should be bombarded by politics at a theatre they are paying money to see a show for. This is completely different from going to college where the whole point is to be exposed to challenges you normally don't experience with you seeing other points of views. You are one faux ass Kia follower if you are going to spout this nonsense.",#triggered +Just guessing that the Passionate Trump Voter hasn't been a big percentage of the Hamilton audience up to this point though...,This is why Trump won! +Lvl 3's looking for free loot at w318 like,Reposted stolen meme. +I saw someone complaining that it should have covered all MOGAI teens. (MOGAI is like the ultimate lettersoup because it includes all queer people plus kinksters and pedophiles. Progressive!),Because in some peoples' minds all of it is deviant +"Advice on eyebrow tint with allergy So I'm allergic to PPD, and feel as though my eyebrows are getting quite sparse with all the drawing onto them. Does anyone know of any products that don't include PPD or are meant to be hypo-allergenic? UK products please, thanks!",Go to a brow place and ask for a test patch +What is this from?,over Watch +"Terry McAuliffe reinstated the franchis for convicted felons, in time to vote for president (in VA that was 108,000 votes) ssuming they'd all go for Hillary. Apparently not.",even her fellow criminals reject her. +only 90 day warranty there are some hgst drives on ebay for $10 more with 1 year warranty.,"They lasted 5 years constantly running in a server without fail, so what makes you think they'd fail now" +I feel like gone wild posts are cheating here,You have beautiful eyes... +North Carolina. Right off gate from Camp Lejeune.,ohh alright. +retards,I like how your claims are backed up with well thought out arguments and evidence and everything is spelled correctly with proper grammar. +"Of 315 snaps in coverage, FS UDFA Andrew Adams has surrendered 35 total yards (0.11 yards/cover snap: 3rd among safeties).","And most importantly, he's great in Madden!" +Oddly selective 'tolerance',Well if women in Muslim countries were oppressed they would use their freedom of speech to complain right? +"If Peter Holland is re-signed or traded by #coyotes, the #leafs get a 2018 sixth-rounder. If not, they get nothing.",They must really want that extra contract spot eh +Wait you don't mean . . .,I'm saying your odds are very very slim +"You have a problem with removal of posts, send us a modmail. Not attracting attention to yourself like the drama queen you are.","Oh yes, Supreme Master I will make sure all further inquiries/concerns I have with the current r/PH administration is only sent via discrete official channels.. Sound like anyone else?" +Solo/Duo is up! Oh baby!,Solo q was live on JP from when everyone else started flex +"My problem is with grime street outfitter. So he's essentially a silver hand recruit... You out in your deck instead of hero powering out who sacrifices synergy with [[warhorse trainer]] and [[quartermaster]] in wild, for giving your hand a hand buff. I think you've missed the point of these buff the hand minions they should be Boosting minions already acceptable or already on the cusp of being playable on their own as flat stats such as [[grimestreet protector]]. As a result you deck feels like it's trying to do what an old midrange quartermaster paladin did only better.. In fact you could probably hybrid that deck with grimestreet cards and make something functional probably.",I don't play in wild because I started around TGT so I don't have much in wild cards +We thought our cat was just fat and then...these things showed up.,wtf are those +"Mods, ban this guy. Just look at his shill post history",He's trying to build karma to seem legit +Fun Fact: The oldest living person is still alive!,And the youngest living person was just born +There were all sorts to franchise players. Which one are you thinking of? Maddox?,"No, Maddux" +"To be honest, I kinda miss good rage comics.",Those exist? +N,I +"You can come up with the most flawless, perfect plan to beat us. Shit still doesn't matter, because you still have to beat us physically at the point of attack with our O-line. That is why we are tough. When push comes to shove, we are king.","naw, screw that, better change QBs over halfway through the season" +"People of reddit, At what point did you realize you had become an adult?","when I signed four years of my life away to the marine corps, ironically my parents had to sign too because I wasn't 18 yet" +TBH if she is freaking out like this about the cake what's gonna happen when the baby gets here? Much bigger things to worry about.,"Shaken baby syndrome, that's what we're gonna have to worry about." +Lol Monte and cornbread got evicted for 1% of this shit.,Jason's gay so it's okay. +This is what happens when you microwave McDonalds fries for 30 minutes (instead of 30 seconds).,Smh why did you try and microwave coal +I'm sure the arts are gonna greatly miss all those Trump voter dollars.,I'm sure all those trump supporters are so mad now that they can't go see Hamilton now. +"So, with all that being said, how do we determine which news is fake and/or bias versus real and factual news?","A committee consisting of the new York times, Washington post, cnn and BuzzFeed decides, since they are the most qualified real news and therefore non biased." +2016 Singapore Grand Prix - Qualifying Discussion,Post streams as replies to this post. +It's supposed to stay 39 degrees all night so hopefully not,"Without any real cover out there, I'd imagine there would be quite a few wrecks with ice on the road and a bit of wind." +"Yes, please double down on the shit that lost you the election. I can only hope",Respect my economic anxiety and pander to my bias. +Oh snap I've been compromised! I would have gotten away with it too. If it wasn't for your meddling! But seriously though. No. I'm not anybody fishing for anything except for info on your country. This is a throwaway account :),Oki. +What does a scientist think of right brain/left brain tests?,TL;DR left brain/right brain stuff is bullshit. +XP Boost HE Cars Create an Unfair Advantage Online,I was coming in Second behind somebody like this and then when the 4th Event started my game froze :') +"No, because it comes off as snarky and superior. You don't get people to convert to vegetarianism/veganism by being needlessly rude about it. All that does is vilify you and make them LESS likely to ever switch. And there's no reason to downvote me just for not liking how it was worded, btw.","That's in fact true, but it often times is pretty frustrating to see how careless and egoistic people are about that topic." +We're discussing the accuracy of a parallax which measures the distance of a star . In this case it's true distance has repercussions in terms of what it could possibly be,"Sorry, yes I get the concept behind it (i think), I'm lost on what the units of measure mean, in terms of relevance (ie, how many light years different from current estimate, and what the implications of that are)" +whats the worst movie you ever watched?,Jumper +"Why are you calling him selfish? He's just venting his feelings in hopes of finding people that sympathize with him, and there's a lot of those people on this sub.",It's DM's smurf reddit account obviously +5'11 175LBS BUT FUCK IT PUT ME IN COACH AT LEAST I PROMISE I'LL TRY,FAM WE GOT DIS +Idubbbz takes on Leafyishere,"idk what's more lame, youtubers or people that watch these losers." +What obscure internet community are you a part of?,IETF. +Except that with Fahrenheit you have more granularity that describes bigger changes that a human being can feel that's the best benefit. Ex: 50F is 10C but 60F is 15C. For the 5 degrees in Celsius there are 10 in Fahrenheit. It's MUCH easier to plan what to wear with that extra granularity.,"yeah, because that one extra degree F is gonna make me decide against a scarf" +The US government is finally telling people that homeopathy is a sham,Guess big pharma finally completed its stranglehold on the US government! +she turned out to be fat. abort mission,No no but she said she likes working out! +How is Swamp Thing not included in this?,Or 'The Dark Crystal'. +"What we learned from this video: - 3 collens is REQUIRED to not wipe (prefer 2/3 sets of revenge) - Violent is so good in any mobs but not required - Lisa, Colleen, Xiao Lin/Fei and humunculos (fire ou wind) is best at their job for raid - Hwa is good to fast runs to reduce bar but u can use crazy damagers like xiao, fei or humu fire - Cadiz is so good to fast run, but you can use Stella or Wind Humu.","Thanks for enlightening me, now I know which Homun I need right now, have no luck with Xiao Lin/Fei" +Would that make Fleener an interesting play?,Sure could. +When is Illinois gonna get this shit figured out,"*When is Chicago gonna get this shit figured out* Fixed it for you, the rest of the state is pretty sane for the most part" +My lil cousin told me that he wanted to do a pull in dragon ball and that happened.,i think you can use that guldo to cheese broly's event +Y'all think they should retire number 21 for Paul O'Neill?,Only if he hits me two home runs. +"Other games similar to Transformers: Devastation? So I just got TD after finding out it was free on plus, and I'm loving it. The fast paced combos and combat is a nice change from the usual FPS.",Not out yet but new Nier game. +"Have you ever been in a really painful accident where everything went into slow motion? I rocketed off a mountain bike into some steep boulders many years ago, and time slowed down so I could observe every detail. I remember the exact moment it went wrong, the slight miscalculation, the tilt I couldn't correct. Air time on the bike, then the hard bounce, the loss of grip on the bars, more air time without the bike, and then things started happening really fast and I hit those rocks at about a thousand miles an hour. The whole time between first error and getting wiped out I somehow thought I was going to make it. I wasn't going to be that guy who hit the hammer. Even as I came off the bike I thought I was going to roll or dodge or something and glance off the rocks just right and survive unscathed. Maybe land in superhero three-point stance. Not how it happened. I feel like I'm in that exact moment now. Like somehow we're going to do a twist and come in for the slide, not just hit head-on like a bug blasting the windshield. There's really no way out of this. There's us, there's the boulders, we're in mid air. But I still can't believe it.",I'm glad your skills were not damaged in the written communication department. +Who wins in a fist fight: Alex Smith or Trevor Siemian?,Neither can throw a punch deep. +Maybe he ment that he had them on...,Sorry i dropped the +"My Uncle and his parents in an internment camp in Arizona, 1940s",Back when America was great. +That you can lose money on a raise if it puts you into a new tax bracket.,EITC. +CS:GO Edit | Hot Lara Croft Cosplay,There must be some rule against this right? +Mauser's first pocket pistol,I bet a lot of troops brought these with them from home to the trenches of France & Austria-Hungary +"Hey guys, yesterday bootywitch agreed to marry me. The wedding is today. Everyone is invited.","Is the caterer serving Real Food, goddamnit?" +I don't understand why they couldn't move the line down to include the other parts of Florida and Texas.,Niantic didn't want *Mexicans* accidentally coming across a Tauros. +Pence paid money for a show. Not a talking to. I don't believe it was appropriate for where they were.,"Oh, didn't realize he didn't get to see the show." +"Why should it divide? Shooting unarmed people isn't acceptable, right?","Not if there's probable cause... you know, being black." +And the Dragonfly does not have QD. Would be a bit hard to hold on at that speed.,"don't you know you're not holding on to a moving vehicle, your vehicle is wrapped in a quantum bubble and the *destination* is brought to you?" +I gave up on the NFL when they started wearing pink shit all the time. Like wtf does that have to do with football. obvious pandering,omg grownass men wearing pink is like so cute +Liberals are literally mentally defunct. Even when their own children are sacrificed to their evil ideology.,THIS IS PROGRESS +"I think the idea though, is that if you get it legalized, *even with* crappy laws, it'll at least be legal. Once you've passed the legalization hurdle, then reform can happen, but the barrier will have been broken.",This. +Is everyone playing this game a dick? Everyone taunts and BMs now. I would say the majority don't use the texts the way they were intended. Just not fun.,Cry about it more +"Is breathed the right term? It sounds wrong, but I can't think of the correct past tense form of breathe. Maybe because breathing is rarely something you 'used to' do.","It's broth, definitely broth." +Any reason Gio doesn't seem to exist in this offense anymore?,Because Jeremy Hill is so good +Roast me faggots,It was nice of your parole officer to let you take a picture in his office. +"Create a five word horror story about your team. Inspired by a comment on another thread that said Dion Waiters, primary scoring option for the heat. What other short, terrifying stories about the nba can you create? Timberwolves: Kahn to return to Timberwolves",Lowry to Sacramento +Rise hero,The word ''random'' shouldn't be there. +Binge Complete Watched the whole season tonight. Enjoyed the whole series. Will leave it at that to avoid spoiling the fun for others.,And now I feel like watching it again lol... +GAME THREAD WEEK 11: VIKINGS VS CARDINALS I don't even know what to think anymore,Man this Defense is Sooooo bad! +"Looked like a false start by fisher there, but I'll take it",He's just that fast. +It's the face plus the how do I quickscope that always get me.,"Nah, I prefer the ***other*** punchline." +Anyone else notice that the Crown Victoria in Forza is in park?,unplayable +"We are already in a post-scarcity economy, and capitalism is no longer a sustainable model for a population this size and this technologically adept. As we cannot shoehorn everyone into the workforce, basic human amenities should and must be provided by the state.","Viva la revolucion, comrade" +to everyone but us,And us. +"indeed, the election was rigged, without voter suppression hillary would have won.",But elections can only be rigged against republicans +"They did this shit at my school too.... But added on a day before the fake accident where someone dressed as a grim reaper would enter classrooms unexpectedly and take a kid out. There would be a preacher who would read the whole class a short eulogy, and then they'd paint the kids face to look like a skull and have him/her roam the halls for the rest of the day, not talking. The next day they went the whole nine yards with the crash scene, and then the day after that they had a fake funeral in the gym, complete with coffins... I get that encouraging high schoolers not to drink and drive is important but Jesus Christ. For such a small town it seemed like almost all of the police/ambulance/fire squad rolled up on our school to do this thing... Imagine if there had been an actual emergency during that time!",what the fuck +Unless she's got access to a time machine I'm pretty sure she's just lucky.,But-but-but fantasy football's not about luck! +Tokyo Ghoul is shite. Blue Exorcist is better. In fact everything is better.,Yaoi is shite. +CP laws are purposefully written in a way that makes it all but impossible for citizens to investigate and expose for fear of being prosecuted themselves. Pretty clever way to get away with it for those who are in a positions of power because no one is allowed to expose it to the world other than those who are actually committing the crimes.,How would it be written to not protect the excuse of them investigating the crime when they're really spirit cooking at Comet Pizza and from those who are indeed trying to help people? +Don't you just love how gullible people can be?,Can someone remind me how the prankster knows they already have an item? +"I've seen like 5 posts this week with those a's all of a sudden, I wonder why?","Probably so people will notice it, point it out, and get you karma for an otherwise normal comment." +As someone looking into buying a MKIV Supra. What are some things i should be looking for? Price? Twin-turbo from the start? 5-Speed then boost it? For as long as i can remember I've been wanting a Supra. I love new cars but i just love older ones that much more. Ive been in the market for a GTR but i figured i could just save the money. But a Supra and build it out to a nice 600 daily. But what are some thinhs i should be looking for? This is a car i would drive every single day. I know that you can get an extremely reliable 600+hp out of the 2JZ. But whats the best route? What should my budget be? I dont wanna pay 40k for a 20+year old car. What kind of mileage should i be looking for? What kind of problems? What would be a reasonable price for a TT Supra? 5-Speed? What years were the best?,The only mk4 turbo I've seen so far for sale in canada is A guy wanting more then a new r35 +"i agree but to be fair, priebus contradicts himself literally two seconds after saying something. which sentence are people supposed to believe?",Whichever one confirms your beliefs +Men can't be raped because you need power to rape and women don't have power. I actually heard this. I don't think they were joking.,Rape = non-consent + power +"After his coaching the last few games, he'll be lucky to get a job as WR coach at a mid-tier P5.",I honestly hope he barely finds a job as a G5 WR coach after the last few games. +"Holy shit, Browns are 0-11.",They sure dodged a bullet passing on Wentz in the draft. +The original valkyr wasn't uncontrollable.,Tell that to Alad +Awesome breakdown of our Lethal Weapon 3 receiving corp,I thought it was the Holy Trinity +"I may be the silent minority but I really don't like Itachi. As a character hes a good one and important for the story, but he is literally the major problem in the series. Even going beyond his massacre of his clan, he was incredibly selfish throughout the series. He left Sasuke alive specifically for his own retribution, not sasukes, his own (he said the only way he'd ever be ok with committing his sins is if he could one day be judged by another uchiha, so he left sasuke alive so one day him and Sasuke could fight eachother) In the process of doing this he mentally destroyed his brother, forcing him to watch his parents/clans execution thousand of times with his genjutsu and completely abandoned him for years. People feel like Itachi is the savior, hes really not. He's a selfish fuck who did everything to help himself. Even his massacre was for his own good.","did itachi know of the real plot behind akatsuki or did he just think it was what they were saying, use the power to be mercenaries and stuff" +"native americans?? yes they were, they had no concept of private property, you belonged to the tribe. Thats why it was moral for whites to claim this continent and bring civilization to it","Nope, nothing coercive about capitalism" +I'm still happy that we risked the money instead of draft capital to make our move. It may not be working out but I'll still defend the move.,"When you 've benefit of hindsight,why not use it?" +"Official Game Day Thread: Buffalo Bills (1-2) @ New England Patriots (3-0) | Kickoff 1:00 PM ET, October 2, 2016 | Gillette Stadium, Foxboro, MA",Malcolm Butler blew that coverage -- should we try to blame Logan Ryan. +Give it a week. Google will censor it away,"lol they already censored it away within an hour, replaced his image with an image of trump, try googling rapist" +"Pray to God for something. Did you get it? See, God is great! Did you not get it? Everything happens for a reason.",\#blessed +"JJ Barea, Brandon Bass, Andray Blatche, Avery Bradley, Aaron Brooks, Jordan Farmar, Shannon Brown, Marcin Gortat, Ramon Sessions, Jeremy Lin, Danny Green and Martell Webster.","As well as Anthony Tolliver, Anthony Morrow, Kelenna Azubuike, Luke Babbitt and Danny Green." +Support is so easy dude,In the mean time your teammates all still died so you failed at being support +"I'm fucking giggling like a school girl, I hope the mods don't remove it because this is fucking gold.",Just give it a few minutes +"Well they voted for someone who makes millions this way so I doubt it's changing soon! America hasn't see what the rich like, everything before was foreplay now it's the real thing!!","Because many American's (and looking at the map, those who live in the rust belt) believed every word he said without considering they were buying snake oil from leisure suit Larry at the county fair!" +I thought normal was 80-120.,Only for Americans. +Why the backflip after the first touch? That seems a little unnecessary.,"Rocket league is all style, no skill." +Here is my glorious cable management.,1/10 can still see cables that are hidden in the back. +I'm still mad at y'all for losing to Navy...,I was torn on that one +"Never heard from this dude before, but... BDSM?",You never answered his question :( +"Each team needs to start their own stream. I would be willing to pay $1-2 per Colts game or ~$30-40 for a season(if it doesn't have commercials). Make it an easy site to use similar to twitch, you would also have access to all the replays, or could turn off commentary, or could toggle scores and other graphics. basically you pay a premium to watch it the way you want to watch it.","Shit, I'd pay $10/game to watch without commercials." +beat3 is beating the Cupcake minigame.,No keycard is the cupcake minigame +"Dak's my QB, still sad about Romo :-(",I get sad about a 9-1 record too. +I'd probably start by steadily increasing raising tax rates to increase the NCR military presence and to send out expeditions to secure super weapons in order to reverse engineer and mass produce them. After that I'd train an elite group of loyalists as well as implement heavy self-policing policies to prevent agents causing destructin from within. With my new found power I should easily be able to easily hold my own against the BOS and the legion and crush any form dissent. Heck maybe I should even think about expanding my territories and wiping out those pesky legionnaires.,It kinda sounds liek you've effectively made BOS ver 2.0 +"Should Cross Branded PPVs have their own unique stage set ups? Its great that the brand split brought about new stage set ups for both raw and Smackdown. And its cool and all that the stages carry over to those shows respective PPVs. But on Cross Branded PPVs should the stage set up be unique? Wrestlemania is pretty obvious, its the biggest show of the year and already gets its own badass stage set ups. But how about Rumble, MITB, Summerslam and Survivor Series all share one brand neutral stage. Instead of just utilizing Raw's set up.",They should move the Rumble to December and turn the stage into a massive advent calender. +Imagine being completely naked in a room full of people who speak a different language and everyone wants to touch you.... This is the life of a dog.,I've never heard this one before +"I don't think thats the case, I updated mine to try fix it and it had no effect, its deeper than just the driver",I updated a few hours ago and have had it happening since then. +They belong to Satan.,Instagram has run rampant with these batshit insane conservative post. +One Simple Trick...,I'd hate to see the interest rate on that loan +"Go into whatever you use to play Plex, change the sound to stereo if it's not already set to that.",I tried checking Plex Media Server on my desktop and the settings on my iphone for the plex chromecast but I cant seem to find it. +"While the two sharks fighting is pretty cool, the guy is not swimming.",But then the title wouldn't be as grabby +"The Man in the High Castle, White Rabbit Project, OITNB, Narcos, Bloodline, House of Cards, Black Mirror, Narcos, Breaking Bad. I can list more too if needed",You forgot narcos +"It does sound sketchy, but the thing is a lot of accountants move slowly with technology, and I don't blame them really because they're getting hit hard by automation. There are still businesses that use actual timecards and clocks and manually round it, but they're getting more rare. With this fancy auto-inputting software, you're cutting a good deal of hours from whoever handles payroll. These guys don't follow technology too well sometimes and love to be stubborn and do things the way they have for years, even if it doesn't make sense in the context of our technology. Rounding was how I did it (round up or down). I've definitely seem payroll sheets where they rounded to 15 minutes. Rounding payroll hours is just built in to a lot of accountants' heads. For you and I now, of course we see no point not to just use the exact time and pay the exact seconds worked. There's no gain from rounding except to pay more or less than what you owe. To an accountant, you round because that's just what you do. You always rounded, if you want to automate this you'd have it round, and if they had to read the payroll hours they'd rather see even numbers they're used to working with. Some of them might be thinking that they might print it all out and balance the books manually and they'd want to be able to input it and match what the computer had. If you're going to audit your books, 15 minute increments are nice. A lot of accounting is double checking, a lot of engineering is assuming your output is good and not manually adding up the numbers on a ten key.",The time clocks at my work run software from 1986. +New Combination Potions,I still wish that super prayer pot had gotten a combo pot... +"Simon Saran Roast Thread Okay Girlsies. Simon, who has thus far been the Golden Child of this sub, just took a direct hit on one of our people. It's time to smoke out Simon. Let's roast this clown and see how long he can stay camouflaged on this sub. Solidarity, ya'll. King Simon, pimp master pot head, reeks of vodka and cologne. He pulls douche moves like dousing himself in Dom all the while talking shit on all the Teen Moms. This should be easy.",Simon special snowflake Saran +"Oh, you mean the places with jobs?",But liberals don't have jobs +Russell Westbrook 3-pointer to tie the game with 2 seconds left.,"Heh, look what happens when he sets his feet and takes a proper shot instead of sideways 3 pt floater." +"To be fair, they mostly defeated themselves.",Trump had nothing to do with it. +The Chinese people I know have no sense of direction. Ask a sample of Chinese people which way is North? and see what percentage can point north.,"Too much smog, can't see where the Sun is." +I read B like the succ in that one video that went like how many levels of irony are you on?,watch this. +D,D +"I gotta be honest, this game doesn't sound so fun on PC. Most complaints for nerfs etc. (not saying you do this just that I feel for ya) come mostly from PC. When we talk OP it always seems to be mostly PC players complaining. Hackers ugh, sorry my brothers and sisters. I really hope they balance them separately because on console this game feels amazeballs but seems to have some flaws that are severely compounded on PC.",PC also seems to bring out Trump levels of I'm not trying to brag but would you mind if I whipped it out so we can we talk about how fantastic I am at this game? +"Have you used android recently? It's great nowadays. With phones like the Pixel, OnePlus 3, and Galaxy line, one could argue it's better than the iPhone.",Plus can the silly iPhone double as a portable fire +steam connection lost right as i went to reinstall afterbirth,same +Now SRS too is against gun control.,Them Gun Nuts +"How come you don't drive? My license is suspended, and as soon as you say that, people automatically assume DUI.. But no, that's not it at all.. Short version is that I got fucked by an insurance company loophole and got sued for damages to someone elses car (in my first ever accident in almost 15 years of driving) and in my area they can then call the DMV to have your license suspended until the funds are paid. I've been saving.. $10,000 left to go.. :(","Yeah, make it harder for somebody to get/keep a job, *that'll* make them pay you very quickly!" +Manual says it came with one. You shouldnt need to buy additional wires.,My question is what do you mean by you plugged the fans into the controller? +"Maybe they don't, maybe you crush them and rub them on the pokemon",Or squish the berry into their mouth so they can drink the juice. +"Easier when drunk, harder when stoned.",I was thinking more along the lines of being tipsy/drunk. +im too high for this shit,Nah you're not high enough actually +"Things you *don't* like about Westworld? Pretty much all discussion I've seen about this show has been positive reviews. I realize that a show's subreddit tends to be a place for that, but is there anything you don't like about the show, or some nagging complaint you have? Personally, the one-dimensionality of the characters has been bugging me; they all seem to be written with one motive and one expression, and rarely do we see any dynamic changes to these characters, or a moment of humor or change in tone. Overall, it all seems to be a little too consistently serious for me, that's my biggest problem with it all.",Too many big exposition dumps. +What is the most useless fact you know?,"If my parents named me Patrick instead, my nickname could have been Potato." +Tbh I'm not letting my daughter date any guy. We some mothafuckin savages. She has to be lesbian,I'm raising mine gay too +What are the selection criteria that determine whether candidate gets posted to SPF SCDF or SAF?,Everyone knows all Malays go SCDF. +You may have an issue with pattern recognition. Those two things are only slightly similar in that one is round and the other is kinda round.,No I thought the same thing immediately when I watched the scene +I owe this thing my life twice. (Titanfall 2),"I hate shields like this in mp shooters, the dumb bubble in halo 3" +This guy made a game to propose to his girlfriend,flat +"So Dame's shot counted, why tf not ours NBA???",Home team won so its good +Shia Muslims killed in mosque bombing in northern Afghanistan,"If they were a church, it would've reached the front page within an hour or too, but having Muslims die doesn't fit the HURR DURR FAWK IZLAWM narrative." +"I agree. Props for what he did, and props for not making it about himself and dividing the team.",Probably a racist fucking cis white male. +Beastie Boys' Adam Horovitz joins NYC swastika protest,Oh let me add him to the list of celebrities whose opinions I should take seriously. +You can keep wearing that t-shirt with a dress. - top notch comeback from Jason.,he learned that stacking tomato sauce cans +I have no idea what you just said. Is this English?,Definitely English and very easy to understand.....can you read english? +I don't mean to shock you but I have actually google image searched 'boobs' with safe search off.,WOW I'm surprised the Mods haven't banned you already +Demoralizing is an understatement. The majority of their earnings goes back to the club and drug habit to mask the feelings they get from shaming themselves and their families. 0/10 wouldn't recommend.,how does it feel to live a life as a machine who Tea Bags? +What's the hardest part when your ex tells you she is HIV positive Trying to act surprised.,Trying not to burst out laughing +Ducking autocorrect. Was supposed to be amuse,That made me cycle +Noah said this didn't he lol?,yes +That dry bushy tail would've gone down far more smoothly with a side of ranch,and a bit of salad +I don't think so I saw a gym last night where 7 of the 10 slots were clearly filled by the same player with tiny variations of his name.,Be aware this could be a big family loving to play together. +I sooo hope ubi disables joining ranked matches mid game. That'd improve rank a whole lot better,"Don't worry, it's Beta, I'm sure they'll fix it Soon^^TM ." +Advice for small ball line up Who is better in SF position in small ball line up- Base Kevin Durant (87) or season veteran Paul Pierce (85)?,Kevin Durant for sure +What is something that you need to confess?,I post my secrets on /b/. +"Forget SBMM. Why am I being kicked from Trials games with no error code STILL? Just made a comeback 4-4 against a stacked 2K elo team and I get kicked as we killed the last person... for our flawless game... Bungie, why haven't you even acknowledged this problem? I don't even want to set foot in trials if there's no guarantee you can't even keep me in a match...","If you are not having fun, try private matches." +How would you say they fit?,TTS +"No, you give the child to foster family, adoption dude is a thing in really civilized countries.",Adoption is also really easy on a child. +When your bait catches more fish than you.,This is fine +The bottom right path also has a SA level restriction,"Yeah thats why it is recommended to maxed SA units, as I said." +BBC definitely has an agenda.,"But, but BBC is impartial by law..." +This sub start to be less and less normal.,what are you talking about +"The Perfect Deck I used before Sparky Before Sparky came out, I used this deck: *Giant *Balloon *Musketeer *Valk *Spear Goblins *Bomb Tower *Arrows *Fireball So, my general strategy for this deck was pretty cheesy. First, I placed a giant one tile behind the bridge, then a balloon on the outside tile. I would always have arrows for minions and minion horde. If they had only ground troops, like barbs or mini pekka, all I did was place bomb tower. It worked perfectly, and climbing was easy. However, the update when Sparky came out, I always lost to her because I didn't have zap. If I replaced arrows, my zap wouldn't kill minion horde. So I made a new deck. What is the story of your first successful deck?","I don't understand what you're saying, it's not in binary!" +Brings a smile to my face #stoprg,"Thanks for using red colour to show what I'm supposed to be looking at, I couldn't have been able to tell otherwise" +"Ironically enough, this is mostly just a copy post of my ELI5 post on the subject.",ELI2? +You belong to this bull now- Jared Jokerman Leto I'm asking what Ayer and Leto meant by these lines?,But that's not what he says He says: You are my gift to this handsome hunka-hunka You belong to him now +"I wore the wrong shirt, socks, and hat. Plus, I was drinking the wrong drink all day. After being a mess of anxiety and stress drinking heavily all game OSU pulled off the win and we rolled out of the tailgate with our cooler... until we heard shouts of NOOOO! and doubled back. The game wasn't over and CMU won. I, literally, got down into a 3rd world squat and contemplated my entire life and fandom for a few ~~minutes~~ (er) ~~hours~~ (okay! okay!) days.",Ouch the leaving because you thought it was over is rough.... My condolences +How can you even manage that? I've had a few Vaal/Chaos Orbs drop and at least 1 Exalted so far... even a Shavs (that I sold and which I didn't after the fact).,maybe he forgot the +Why are there so many posts about how to mount the sensors for your $800 toy for less than $2?,Why how much should we spend to attach our sensors to the ceiling? +If you get matched with them in ranked then they do belong in your game...,GM's can be matched with Dia/Master players willy nilly even including the ludicrous rank inflation this season simply because the matchmaker has a smaller pool to pick from at that rank and because it cares more about average SR than average skill level. +"GOP Master plan - *fuck future generations*. *I want my cake here and now, dont care about tomorrow.*","With toxic air and water, there are fewer tomorrows, see it's a winning formula nothing to worry oneself about." +Lego First Order Troopers don't seem to be fans of snow.,"That's what snow troopers are for, duh." +Is that Dubas in the back?,the nerd is probably on his computer doing corsi work instead of watching the game +Babs goal of getting 6 points every 5 games would give the Leafs 98 points by the season end.,PLAYOFFS BABY! +"I do have the Hellfighter-weapons, which I think was pre-order bonuses. So the standard edition is enough?","Pretty sure, yes." +George W. Bush's White House lost 22 million emails,LOCK HIM UP +Fo' Real? ... pbrush.exe or gtfo,I run shutdown.exe to make sure things are functioning +What would the TV show COPS be like if it started in 2016 instead of 1989?,The camera would stop recording just before the bullets started flying. +I would have thought NCCU since it's in the same city.,"Greensboro is larger and only what, 1 hour away?" +for a brief stint in my life i was homeless. while scouring for food in a dumpster i opened it to find two homeless dudes banging in there. felt like i was in an episode of its always sunny.,"I wasn't raped by a bum, I sold DRAPES to a bum!" +I'm so happy to ditch the black magic for red magic.,"Hell yeah, brotha !" +Sounds a lot like Q from Star Trek.,Same actor. +"Whatever capitalist/libertarian bastard made socialism a dirty word in the states is a truly evil SOB. We get a year at 55% (more if you're low income), and there are places that have it better than us.","Sounds AWFUL, don't you want your guns and freedom?" +Did you watch that game? The Redskins stomped the Eagles minus a couple special teams fuck ups and that's not something you can count on.,Oh sorry we have the best special teams in the league I guess special teams aren't real and don't change the outcome of games. +I took a BuzzFeed quiz and it said that I'll be in a relationship in 2017 so I'm pretty excited about that.,Are you going to tell her you spent all of the last year getting fucked by 2016? +Stuff like this is why NV is better than 3. Black Isle/Interplay/Obsidian ftw also Grampy Bone 4 lyfe,I and I +I assume that humans we created by evil aliens just to entertain them. But I don't know that.,"...because that's 1:1, =, totally as probably as Hillary Clinton being a power broker" +"With PS exclusives locked out until Destiny 2, does that mean Xbox players will never see echo chamber or jade rabbit? Not sure why I just processed this, but my understanding is that the PS exclusives get held out due to contractual language until year 2 and now the formal basis for year 2 is the release of Destiny 2, right? I'm also assuming that Destiny 2 will be a whole new disc and a whole new game, ergo none of the current content will be on there. So does that mean my (Xbox player) only chance at playing echo chamber will be if I choose to play the old game after the new one comes out? Am I misunderstanding this at all? No need to upvote, just a question I couldn't find a good answer to using the search on mobile.",You'll probably get it at the start of year 4 a few days before D2 you'll be fiiiiiiine +"Back when I was still doing Domino stuff I got annoyed by guys writing important emails, and just ended up doing a simple agent running on all incoming mails for my mailbox setting the priority to normal. If somebody bitched about me not jumping I just showed my mailbox and told them they must've forgotten to set the flag.",That will work until they realize that they can look at their sent items folder and see that the priority flag is set. +What will be the next generations classic movies from this generation?,The Bee Movie +WikiLeaks - The Podesta Emails - Bill's Womanizing,Why exactly do you think someone forwarding an article is relevant? +"I'm not one for hyperbole, but it really did give me a headache. Dizzy might be better. It wasn't intense, but it was the same feeling as spinning around and feeling like throwing up but milder. And I did stop reading it. I just wanted to give my criticism to an otherwise decent comic.",Suddenly I see how Eugenics could benefit humanity. +Yogg-Saron Turn's End,"Frog-Saron, Turn's End." +"I'm a MA 97 so you can kinda figure it out a bit. Not all are in the NHL at this point that I played with, some are NCAA drafted prospects. But I think the best I've played on, well most prospects/NHL'ers out of it, was on my squirt select hockey team and Mitch Marner and he is probably the best player I've played with.",Who do you play for now in MA? +Official Valve server laggy after update After the update I experience lag and one time I was in a 1v2 and then suddenly everyone disconnected from the server for 4 secs or less and I died from a molotov even my friends said they disconnected and few of the enemies,same thing just happened to me twice in a game +Where do I set my plate and utensils when trying to parallel park? That's what I *need* to see diagrammed!,"I need the sequence with a 2008 Chevy Cobalt LS with a wildcats emblem on the back and bad rear tires, otherwise this GIF is just worthless." +Yeah I thought the obviousness of it would be seen as a joke lol,I respect you for not selling out and using a +"Love the Jovian Guard set, seriously the best looking set of armor","As a person who likes to look good, where can i get the Jovian set?" +anime_irl,either {Selector Infected WIXOSS} {Selector Spread WIXOSS} or {Selector Destructed WIXOSS} +"I was not aware that a 200 pound lesbian raping my 130 pound self by laying on top of me and penetrating me with a phallic object while I said NO, STOP! meant that I could call her a man. BRB, phoning my rapist to misgender her.",But no feeeeemale would ever do anything like that! +I'm running a very modified U/R Fevered-Thermo-Thing. From KLD I'm adding Saheeli for her +1 and -2 and Chandra.,I was running Fevered Thing Tutelage and was trying to find a replacement for Sphinx's Tutelage +"True. She doesn't have to lead Trump to a win. She just has to demonstrate that she could improve the train wreck that is his campaign, and a more reasonable Republican will go Shit, imagine what she could go with a guy like me that'll actually cooperate with her!","Plus, Trump was doing so poorly when she took over that statistically some level of reversion to the mean was likely to happen (and is happening), and she'll be able to take credit for that." +"Pseudo - philosophical mumbo jumbo. Of course you have to accept what you are like now, not doing that is called body dismorphia. You can accept that you aren't satisfied with your body, that doesn't mean you aren't honest about yourself.",you say that like my body dysmorphia is a problem +Idk why you are getting down voted. If it was an aggressive and LARGE dog you're fucked unless you can shoot it. End of story.,"You must let the dog kill you without doing anything because it's not its fault, it's the owner's" +this is why I don't have a boyfriend,"Honey, I'd sit on you all day." +Potential Trump cabinet pick accidentally reveals Homeland Security plans in photo,I expect this man will immediately have his security clearances revoked and will be under intense House investigation +Gov. Mary Fallin used private email to set up meeting with lobbyist,"I'm sure she will undergo intense House investigations, be castigated by the FBI, and then be asked to resign" +"I was thinking double faced card, with the rest of the text on the back side of the card.","Y'know, given how much text there is, maybe it's an oversized DFC." +N.Sarkozy visite ses nouveaux bureaux,Si seulement.... +"My brother is homeless, living on the streets, mostly between Florida and Virginia. Whenever the weather becomes harsh, or he gets sick, he'll just go to a construction site, grab some tools and walk away with them. If no one notices, he'll keep stealing stuff until they do. He gets arrested. Besides being able to leave for maybe a week, local jails aren't that bad at all. Kind of like being forced to stay in a shitty motel. Foods not bad, free medical/medicine. Get's him back on his feet, gets his weight up and then off he goes again.",Sad that he'll never be able to get a real job or do anything but go in and out of jail. +My first ever bong. Help me name him? :),Onyx +Pats DT Alan Branch 4 game drug suspension.,TYPICAL CHEATRIOTS +Tennessee @ #16 Wisconsin (2:30pm ET) Round One of The Maui Jim Invitational.,I have such a love/hate relationship with Bill Walton +Very lovely little Duplo spaceship!,little and Duplo don't normally belong in the same sentence. +"Daft kid, a higher aspect ratio resolution just adds to the sides in cs not change fov.",Not my fault if you are ignorant... different aspect ratio actually change your horizontal fov in cs. +May 2016?,Better late than never +What to do with beat superstars?,Make slides +6.3 THOUSAND HOURS That would be 3.7 years in a Fulltime job with 5 weeks of vacation per year.,Til runescape was a full time job for 3.7 years +didn't Zayn malik cancel shows due to anxiety?,What a pussy. +That's why I always just go into the parking spot front first then spend several minutes going back and forth trying to wiggle in closer to the curb.,The Austin Powers method of parallel parking. +For your eyes only.,O.O +"But come on guys Trump won so nobody should protest him, or any of this bullshit, right?",We should give him a chance! +I used to work in the bakery/deli/hot food counter at a very hippy grocery store. We would have so many people assume the food we sold was healthy because it was vegetarian or vegan. Naw bitch. That vegan carrot cake is still LOADED with fat and carbs. Just because it's the unprocessed sugar and various sustainably harvested palm/coconut oils instead of butter doesn't magically make it healthy.,But it's organic +ok,ko? +"LITERALLY MY FIRST GAME OF SIEGE I GOT TEAMKILLED EVERY ROUND AFTER THE FIRST 2. I THINK I MAY HAVE BEEN LIKE LVL 3 BECAUSE OF SOME OF THE SOLO SURVIVAL THINGS YOU CAN DO, BUT OBVIOUSLY A BRAND NEW PLAYER. MIGHT NOT BE QUITE AS TOXIC OVER THE COURSE OF SEVERAL GAMES, BUT IT DEFINITELY CAN BE.","YEAH, IT KINDA SUCKS AS A LOW LEVEL" +"This, always try to get 150 points from the estates!",150? +"What do you think is the best sci-fi show? There are many great ones, but which do you think is the best?",Sliders +Dutch politician Tunahan Kuzu refuses to shake Netanyahu's hand.,"Childish, and I doubt Netanyahu cares much." +A clearer view of the raised seabed and new lagoon caused by the 7.8 New Zealand quake last week,"nah, tectonic plates dont exist..." +"Can we talk about how underwhelming the legendary backpacks (hours upon hours + 2k gold~) versus the 700 gem glider on the store is? I mean, people put hours and hours and much more than 700 gems worth of gold into theirs. The legendary backpacks don't flap, the auras are much poorer than the new backpack. It just seems like an all around fuck you to everyone that made theirs.","I dunno what you're talking about, my Ascension is swag af" +You forgot her secret murder club.,And the satan worship. +Don't you want to be safe though?,"Here, you dropped this." +They are called cowpersons now.,I thought the correct terminology was cowfighter like firefighters +"When will you be able to w yourself as LeeSin? it's so stupid that you can't shield yourself just because that same ability can be used to dash, you literally don't move to cast w on yourself, yet the game doesn't allow you to do it. It can be game changing specially now that you max w second.",I really hope you mean you can't self-cast w during a root. +"Well, if people would stop openly threatening his life, maybe he wouldn't need so much security?",Whereas no one on the right every threatened Obama's life. +Breitbart leading with headline of BROKEN PROMISE This is incredible. It took precisely 2 weeks for even his most rabid support to then turn on him.,"Don't worry, they'll have a war going in no time to take our minds off this." +"Trump's victory margin smaller than total Stein votes in Pa., Mich., Wis.",Everyone be sure and thank her for the Trump administration. +Ivanka Trump to get office in WH space reserved for first lady: report,The office is for the person the president has sex with. +Advanced Black Lung Cases Surge In Appalachia,"Bring back coal, bring back coal, bring back hack, cough." +"Remarkably, Trump Publicly Likens The Psychology Of His Supporters To That Of ISIS Recruits","Right, because how could that go wrong?" +A Trump campaign chair in Ohio says there was 'no racism' before Obama | US news,And let's not forget that we need to investigate why Obama wasn't in the Oval Office on 9/11. +A lot of very smart people are saying it's coke. Will Trump submit to a drug test before the next debate?,"Very smart people told me it was coke, lots of very smart people and he snorts it off nude models, believe me." +The postie we all need.,meanwhile im on the phone to DHL hoping to convince them for one more chance at delivery before they send my gfs christmas present back to the manufacturer after I waited 6 weeks for delivery +Halp,Animal crudelty +Nice fake news,International Journalism is RIGGED +Oracle has bought Dyn,What better way to bounce back from a massive DDOS attack than being acquired by a leader in security +How does the we men part make you sick? He just didn't want to say full out that a guy going to meet up with a girl he's talking to at 3 am means they are going to have sex. Which is exactly what it means.,Yeah he just says it in a really bad way... +"let's not ruled out the possibility, the loser is from NJ. That's where most of these guido come from.",Yea and most of these progressive accepting types are transplants mostly from Nebraska +Houston Texans (6-3) vs Oakland Raiders (7-2) ESPN or CW39,Good tackling. +"Vanderpump Rules S05E03 - Call it Like I See it - Live Episode Discussion *Stassi, Scheana and Kristen are all asked to be a part of Katie's bridal party, but Ariana is left out in the cold as a result of her friendship with Lala. Meanwhile, Schwartz serves up Jax and Sandoval a spicy revenge for their years of hazing, and Katie questions Scheana's loyalty after spotting her getting cozy with Lala.*","Nice braid, Sandoval" +This reminds me of the old saying: Can you imagine if life was fair? It would mean all the bad things that happen to you are well deserved.,Sounds pretty awesome to me. +Exactly. Why does agreeing with me warrant disliking the post.,"Because the entire discussion is moot, and is one that has been brought up multiple times." +"How does status chance work on the Quanta Vandal (primary fire mode)? I got a Riven that gives me +86 Multishot and +75,7% Status chance, but I remember that being a continuous fire weapon, the mechanics to calculate que chance of proccing status were different on this weapon. Can someone remind me please how does that work? Is it worth it to mod this weapon for status? Thanks in advance.","As the other one said but it caps at 1 proc per second, even if you have over 200% status chance." +"Need help connecting - Was working fine for a week Hi, I was playing earlier today and got disconnected. Now I can't view the Eve online website or log into the game. This is odd since it's been working fine for me for about a week now so I doubt it's a routing issue or something with my network. The Eve launcher just shows a connection timed out screen and if I launch the actual game and try to log in that way it says unable to connect to tranquility on port 26000 Any help would be appreciated, I can't post on the Eve forums so I'm sorta at a loss atm. Also, I got the idea to post here to see if anyone else is having the same issue. Maybe it's regional? I live near St.Louis if anyone else can check and see if they're able to connect. Charter internet service provider - AKA Charter Spectrum. Thanks for your time.",I wonder if my ISP connects to charter... +fitness and mustang subs,Ayyyy +Al Horford fits this team like a glove,He can't even rebound bruh. +"To be fair, trump has no idea how policy works.",That makes him smart. +"I hope he literally kills off the entire concept of a White House Press Corps -- because it's literally *absurd.* They will of course ***howl and wail*** that he is destroying the free press -- but their TV & radio stations AND printing presses will still exist, entirely uninhibited -- there is NOTHING, absolutely NOTHING about a free press that requires them to have special access privileges. The President can DIRECTLY address the nation via any number of mechanisms, and the press can learn about it at the same time as everyone else -- they **fundamentally should NOT** be acting as some kind of interpretive middle-man with insider knowledge.",I nominate you for the press secretary position. +Are we really disputing that flag? He launched at his head.,People are just complaining to complain at this point +"I can listen to any other programs on the stations, but the game is blocked. I tried all kinds of radio mobile apps and websites of both mobile/desktop versions. None worked. The radio station website worked on computer, but not on mobile device. So it works if you are at home, not if you are in the cat on the road. Maybe you can use phone as hotspot and play the stream on you laptop in the car.",You just know that this is due to some stupid NFL rule. +Clinton Probably Finished Off Trump Last Night,Ewwwwwww. +"I mean, practically, if you cannot defend yourself against an average attacker, then you need to have someone in your party who can. Police can only respond after the fact.",Posting on reddit is a much better solution. +lol remember when this chart just said Pass to Kobe?,get my check 'pass to kobe' i be dreamin 'pass to kobe' +Lol @ liberal Newyorkers having to pay hundreds of millions to protect this clown because a bunch of racists in rural America wanted to take their country back from a Kenyan-born Muslim. Time to pull a NYexit.,What an educated and informed line. +You can teach pretty much any spell to any mirage later on as long as they have the blank slots to learn a spell. So with a stack of three mirages or one of the twins and two mirages (Post game allows you to swap the twins out) you can customize them however you want.,"maybe, but a mirage can have 2-3 free slots, right?" +"Yasmin Seweid, teen accused of making up story of anti-muslim harassment on nyc subway",mods are removing every post about this. +Pit as in mosh pit or as in literal pit?,The much less interesting one. +What happens if I KO Primal Groudon?,You spelled tapu koko wrong +"Yeah, I find myself boredom eating a lot, and even though I'm skinny, it's still not a good habit. I would plan on never using nicotine because, like you said, I wouldn't want to be addicted to it.","just remember, everything gives you cancer according to the internet, so vaping is just gonna give you super cancer" +"Alcohol is the most dangerous drug ever, and it's legal WTF!!!","Nah, it's only dangerous if it can't be taxed and regulated!" +This is why you don't respond to female only roommate ads on Craigslist,Well.. At least he asked? +"I consider myself fairly liberal on some social issues, but I see no reason why someone like this should be allowed to live. At least he'll be away for good.","Precisely, such a waste of money to keep this pos alive until old age In the system." +Whats your specs / settings/ avg fps I just want to compare mine to others,GTX 1060 i5 6600 50FPS low 30 FPS ultra +More Android 7.0 Screenshots!,"I'm on 6.0 and have DnD schedules, is it a carrier specific thing?" +Yeah hey its me ur brother. Give me ur steam pass il log in and grind for you.,Classic Steam <3 +Gaan we dan ook gelijk de SGP verbieden?,"Natuurlijk niet, christelijk fundamentalisme is traditioneel Nederlandse cultuur, dat is ons eigen en hoort bij ons!" +Best burrito in town?,taco bell +"Supergirl: My cousin fought with a vigilante once. Tons of gadget, lots of demons... Was she referring to Batman??","No, must be Toy Man." +Are you kidding? I see it mentioned here all the time.,Well I don't hear the media talking about it that much. +"Same, won't ever bother trying to sign up again","well, you need to for ranked play, so..." +Just showing her true colors.,Oh FFS +No fuckin player aims that high unless they're trying to hit a helmet/head. Cmon gruden!,"Oh, but he was making a play on the ball!" +"If you think it's worth $60, just save up the money, $5 a day for 12 days and you'll have enough! Or just wait til it goes on sale.",Dont eat for 12 days got it! +SHRLMP LEAKED GONE WRONG SEXUAL (18+),Haha so funny... +"Can you imagine being that last guy on the other team, though? You're in a room with your team, then you turn around an all of your friends are dead.",That happens to me every night irl... I'm so lonely... +"I had a support xin today. Said he'd go full tank, full build at end of game: brown boots, targon, dirk, warhammer.",But he needs that BC to carry his team +Europe. Can't you read?,Nien +Best player in the world in best garden,Why is that kid cropped out? +Gabriel Medina (surf world champion) was also playing CS:GO with Neyman and SK - From TACOs Facebook Page,"Neyman, ahhhhahhhhahhh fighter of the nightman." +"cut the CBC The CBC right now stands as one of the most wasted exercises in public spending and money. I am sure that even the most liberal of supporters can agree that it's mission creep from Canadian news to monopolizing Canadian culture is a wholly unwarranted. 1.5 Million in weekly operating expenses on services disproportionately unused by the population. Surely, we can we all unite for the sake of public decency? hashtag CuttheCBC",I for one welcome out Fox News North overlords. +People Who Hate Video Games,But guys grades Views and subs are dying +he is rly on that case of puppey. Did he get homework from him? So community stop hate on puppey? Because I know you can like someone and want to ppl stop hating him but he was with him 2weeks and already was saying puppey did nothing :D so its kinda strange. And now this (I mean I can be the best boyfriend in the world for 2-3months and then...well :D),"Hey guys, I think it's trying to communicate with us" +"SMH, you're right. You are God in the flesh. Everyone should listen to you. Anyway I don't give a shit to continue this idiotic debate. I've explained to you why you lost the election and Congressional majority. It's up to you whether you want to try and improve your people skills or whether you want to continue treating people like shit and assuming that they will just bow down to you and look to you for answers. I suggest the former.","I disagree, snowflake." +Should have kept Tate,But Percy Harvin won the Superbowl for us. +24 seconds = 12 what? 12 doughnuts? 12 kilometer dollar^2? You're leaving out vital information of your story.,24 seconds = 12 Are you not paying attention? +What does an oakvillian give a homeless person? A cab ride to Hamilton! I'll show myself out..,You think an Oakvillian would be that generous? +The funny part is that even if Obama was born in Kenya he would still be eligible to be President(as long as one of your parents was born here). Ted Cruz was born in Canada and he was eligible to run for President because his father was born here.,"#YEAH, BUT.... but.... HE'S STILL A SECRET MUSLIM!" +"The rehab place I work at is 10,000 a month with the average stay of a year. So yea, he is rich.","Eh, still better than room & board at most universities" +First Lady. There aren't very many images of Melania that pop up when you Google First Lady. You know what to do...,First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States First Lady of the United States +We need to show him zesty memes It's the gateway to communism,Memes are the new agitprop +"I think the January cover of NatGeo might be a good place to start. Did you see this piece on a 7 year old trans kid? I thought it was interesting... And see where the conversation leads. As someone else said, pretty much any news story would work. Not fluff pieces about brave and stunning transwomen, I mean stories that actually exercise a smidge of critical thinking.",(it was actually 9) +"Not for sex, for organ removal and cannibalization.",12 years should teach her her lesson. +"I know he might not be the best main slayer now, but his longevity as one of the best (h3, reach, h4, and h2a) makes him better that royal 2 and huke imo","going by that argument, pistola, the roybox twins and victory x are better." +"India, Switzerland sign pact to share info on black money","Yes its on black money but paisa toh green, red, lela pila pink hai :P So no details of those..." +what about AZK the french star?,Pls explain why this is spammed all over his player tips +Exactly what I was thinking. Enterprise developers don't understand the embedded world. Articles bashing C always make me laugh.,Go team goto :) +Coindesk Pivots to Ethereum Coverage,Shillbert needs to sway negative opinion of Ethereum platform in order to justify and pump ETC to unload his bags. +It's actually called Krungthepmahanakhon Amonrattanakosin Mahintharayutthaya Mahadilokphop Noppharatratchathaniburirom Udomratchaniwetmahasathan Amonphimanawatansathit Sakkathattiyawitsanukamprasit,I give this as a trivia question to my students on which city has the longest name :) +"In a vacuum I would say no, but this would be very dependent on your RB depth. What are your other RBs?","DJ and Booker, I'm in a must-win situation now and next week's bye is going to be tough for me" +LinkedIn Messages to discuss an Exciting Opportunity Does anybody else get these messages from random guys saying they have an opportunity and looking for like minded individuals? Lately I've been spammed with these guys but the first time I made the mistake of reaching out to one guy. He spoke a lot about nothing and when I pressed he said that work with e-commerce companies to solve their problems and a guy is going to give a presentation about it that weekend and he will explain everything and ask questions i have will be answered. I knew it was e-biz version 2 that very instant.,I got 1...he is a IIT..IIM...guy.....gave him my number...spoke about MLM..I was like why the duck is he doing MLM being from IIM...I think he got offended and never called back +"I can't see the wrestler at all, or at least don't want to.",Odds are high on getting our wrestler black tiny bandicoot +"Since election day there have been 701 documented hate crimes, committed specifically in Trumps name throughout the U.S",b-but Obama made america more divided +Dems dont vote at local. This needs to be changed. Local politics affects your life much more than national.,Obviously we need to start grassroot campaigns to get out the dead voters for midterms. +"Apart from your home, your car, and your workplace, where do you think you spend the most time?",School. +I think this thread got hidden... it doesn't show up in the TIL feed anymore. SOME STUPID MOD MUST HAVE GOT TRIGGERED,yep. +"Do you think its more plausible that the saudis thought they were buying influence, or they are actually charitable? I'll address the rest in a minute.","Well, if they thought they were buying influence, I bet they sure have buyer's remorse right about now." +Katy can't have a beard. Insensitive jerk.,*lawsuit ensues* +So not liking shitty newspapers automatically makes you a leftist?,It seems to be the case that only left wing newspapers are not shitty... +"...ah. Well now I just feel dumb for trying to find a character generator with seven stats which had been invented since the last time I looked at DnD. (In my admittedly weak defense, Change does *kinda* sound like it could be an attribute.)","It's kinda tracked by experience points, if that helps... :P" +"Porter, Mastroeni among potential Arena replacements for Galaxy",I'd hate for pablo to leave... but Kronke and the Rapid's front office would deserve it for the stupid way they handle coaching contracts +"It depends on the libertarian. Ron Paul, Peter Schiff, Thomas Massie very different. Gary Johnson is more a blue dog democrat though. Not as an insult, he just really is. Almost in full agreement with most progressives on everything except economics. Then, on economics, he agrees with them half the time and libertarians as above half the time. Basically in a matter-of-fact way ... he is a 1980/90s blue dog democrat, nominated for visibilty reasons. Whether they worked or not, he was never a dangerous libertarian in the eyes of the left. That was the point.","Yeah wanting to eliminate huge swaths of the federal government on day one, eliminate the minimum wage, repeal Obamacare, strengthen gun rights, reduce regulations... basically a Democrat" +"Unpopular opinion, but I think Firefly is not as godlike as reddit makes it out to be.","It's a decent show, but you're 100% correct." +Awesome Zodiac nightmares,"Metal AF, look like Dark Souls bosses" +Net opposition to immigrants of different nationalities correlates strongly with their arrest rates,"Clearly, the racism that makes Britons exclude them is proportional to the racism that makes them get arrested more" +"Without naming the location, where do you live?",Danish For Progress +**BREAKING** LOSER ALERT: COLIN KAEPERNICK,# COLIN KANPUFDICK +You got me. Liberals are worse.,You are so funny too. +Rin probably thought that,Too soon +"How do you feel about a voice app that tells you where something is in a grocery store, e.g. You: Artichokes App: Aisle 5, back left?",It'd be so much more useful for employees stacking the shelves. +It was so melodramatic. You fight your way through 150 enemies and then find your dead brother and then there's a soliloquy about how unfair war is and then the story is over.,Spoilers! +What's the worst sexual position to be in?,The alone one +"BREAKING: 8 people, including a top Cuomo aide, have been indicted related to alleged bid rigging projects in NY, including SolarCity.","Boy, how silly the governor must feel, what with all if this going on right under his nose and having no idea about it." +PT WalMart Greeter Job,Welcome to WalMart. +North of the Wall.,Texas? +"I'm not unique or special or worthy, I'm just another asshole on the internet","You're one in a million, and there are 7,000 other people just like you." +"I don't understand what the question is here... Make him pack his bags, and force him to drive to his parents. He'll figure it out. I'm sure if you told your parents they'd be on your side. It's not a one time thing.... It's a systematic break of trust that he's ONLY remorseful for because he got caught. You know, I think sometimes cheating can be forgiven. A partner gets real drunk, makes out with a stranger once, and feels horrible and confesses. It may break apart a relationship, sure, but it's just what it is, a mistake. This is forgivable... we are all only human after all. However, what your boyfriend tried to do is despicable, and is NOT a mistake. He kept doing it over and over again and he didn't feel bad about it UNTIL you found out. Can you imagine how much longer he would've kept it up if you didn't find out? I'm just telling you, you've wasted enough time with this jabronie...",It sounds like he doesn't even feel *that* bad about it. +"I'm not talking about prosecuting the administration based on the fact that torture happened on their watch. However we should have prosecuted any person who gave the order to torture or did the torture. If that includes people in n the administration, then them too. I get the feeling if Kim Jong Il had tortured American citizens you wouldn't be opposed to trying him for it. If yes for him, why not Americans who did or ordered torture. If we send the message that we can torture and get away with it, we open the door to more of it. We should absolutely have prosecuted.",What an unpatriotic thing to say! +"Except that he's from Texas, not Massachusetts","you mean their not one big tribe, who in no way enslaved and killed each other?" +"Well at least Hitler delivered the promise, Germany became great again ... for a while.",I can't wait for Trump to roll the tanks into Mexico +I need help and I want another zombies iteam,The Apothicon Servant +"I'd arrest Ivankov, too, for what they did to Sanji.",You must be a Trump supporter. +"Out of all of the 8 Ditto I've caught, only one isn't, May not be great in battle. Anyone else getting mostly crap IV Dittos? You know, to those who have found ditto.",1 ditto and has 1 perfect IV and two that are 13 or 14. +"Aren't you already home? Fuck them, you're already home.",Racist +What about Reddit attracts so many bigots?,Libs have nowhere else to go +"Yeah. The stories were good, the profession is good, and the towers all feel really good. I bought good heros for each one and paid full price for the games. I also love the endless waves. So much fun.",Got any recommendations for other games that scratch the same kind of itch? +A level in my game,"this looks dope af, but is there anyway to change the colors to not be white/black -- i cant look at a screen with that much white, ill go blind" +"I'd suggest being at the gates around 7:10 (warmup,anthem,intros start around 7:25.",Alright thanks! +Bear country,"When he said bear I thought of big hairy gay men, but maybe he meant grizzlies?" +"No, Airbus' flight computers won't let you go past something like 45 degrees of pitch. So you literally can't",But aren't they upside down when they fly to the Southern Hemisphere of the globe? +"Ster, then known as STAR_, was *the* TF2 Youtuber along with Jerma985. He was hugely popular, and his videos are still a riot. However, kinda like with Dunkey and League, he got burned out hard and left TF2 for good, jumping ship to OW definitely.",He's so impatient that he got a copy of Overwatch **alpha** in response of Blizzard's gratitude of him screwing End of the Line. +"we had 2 people on attack, then one","Congratulations, you just got yourself the best match of Overwatch." +Check out Natasha Helfer Parker. She is a sex therapist with real research.,"But she's a girl, so..." +usually 4-5 thousand on later in the days. i think,"You're thinking Summertime, pal." +wtf?,"Caitlin is back to normal, and Cisco is still upset with Barry." +Pingu - Walrus original video,that's terrifying +The largest bus in the world has a capacity of 300 passengers. You could not fit that many people on a bus without violating safety regulations. And good luck getting any number of pear trees onto public transportation.,Lol thanks xD +Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!,BAAAAHGAWWWD +Was just about to post this as well. Idk what it was like pre patch if it was the same or worked but like he said above it stops rotating once you get on his turret so you can't give any directional location to enemies whereabouts.,"It was the same pre patch, the only reason i know this was because of the Spetnaz challenge" +"This is a bad rep, it don't look as big as the real one, you gonna be easily called out","Right, because everyone knows about Paladidas" +Name Reveled: Las Vegas Golden Knights,##I too reveled at that name of choice! +I'd call it a bit more than gross. It's pedophilia.,But Loli isn't pedophilia. +"Nationalists will go to great lengths to explain losing a war. Many, many Germans of that era never got over WWI, which is understandable if you consider what it meant to fight in it. Obviously, I am not in any way excusing or agreeing with the solution those people came to, just noting their motivations. Looking at how much difficulty many Americans have dealing with losing the Vietnam war [comparatively less important to the nation, less loss of life, not a domestic conflict, etc.] all the insanity of the Nazi's starts to make more sense. Again, I just think it is important to get in their heads and see the rationale instead of writing them off as psychotic bigots [though many certainly were]. I can't emphasize emphatically enough this isn't an attempt to make what they did seem less horrific or somehow justified.","Vietnam wasn't a war, it was a military action." +My favorite moment: the bam Bam head nod. (saw one vs Philly this weekend too!),But but I thought we were all saying he should be cut or traded at the end of the season. +Hat For My Cousin,Super glad you included the banana for scale. +"Xerath or Vel'koz Hey, I'm interested in expanding my mid champion pool and was thinking of a long range champ. I usually go lb or annie. I know both xerath and vel'koz are kind long range poke/burst mids. What are your thoughts on who is better and why is it that you would argue for them? Thanks!",Vel's easier to pick up and is more consistent. +Rob is doing the nug challenge right the fuck now! With a webcam!,"Welp, unless Rob starts to have facecam regularly and like when he's on Roundtable, I'm gonna be thinking Jack Black's face from now on, when i hear him..." +this image must become #1 when you search Bad Teeth,Yeah that'll teach him. +What's the best game you've ever played on iOS? Was browsing my purchased tab and rediscovered some great games I completely forgot about like Flight Control. So I was wondering if there were any other classic games you've played in the ~8 years since the App Store launched that were head and shoulders above the rest.,TapTap Revolution 3 before Disney bought it. +What's a Perfected Skanks favorite drink?,that was funny lmao +Trump Comes Out for Medicare Phaseout,I can't wait for our bullshit healthcare savings account +So 60MM people essentially elected Putin as president of the U.S. What a special group of people.,"At least Putin is strong, unlike Obama!" +"This is quite simple. It's just like when Obama took office and did not have the justice department charge the people from the Bush administration for the war crimes they committed. The political class have a pack with each other to no prosecute each other from the crimes they commit, this is just another example of it. And we the people are dumb and keep electing people who are part of that group. Sad","Yeah but Bushes War Crimes are nothing in comparison to **BENGHAZI**, will you not think of the victims families?" +Clinton says Muslims have been in America since George Washington,Shocking that an Abrahamic religion has been in America since George Washington +"Hm, good point. Brb murdering someone because it's not me getting murdered, right? So who cares?",i forgot the +"Japan has already apologized, so move on. America however is a different story.","Also, china." +"I'm absolutely certain this has never happened to anyone else in the restaurant business, ever. Your experience was a once in a lifetime occurrence. Cherish it.","Yeah, fuck this person for trying to commiserate with people who understand their anguish." +...what I don't get is...there has been so many things that would've been political suicide if it were another individual. Why does it seem like Trump is being allowed to continue the way he is?,The Rob Ford Effect. +"Dear lakers, if you grab the 8th seed against GSW in the first round, and best them, I will change my flair to lakers for as long as I am on r/nba","smh bandwagon fans, man." +Has anyone tried emptying the waste container on a Konica Minolta Magicolor?,Is it a toner waste cartridge? +"Kurt. With AA already there too, Smackdown seems perfectly tailored to Kurt.",Alcoholics Anonymous. +"kief Q How do y'all handle it? By which I mean, should I pick it up with my fingers? Do you lose crystals that way?",I use the corner of a playing card or credit card to scrape it out. +"If you make **between $23,660 and $47,476** you will literally take a **pay cut** at the hands of Trump.",Good thing I make less than that. +"Halo 5 (Xbone) For $6!!! Hi! Just a quick PSA, if any of you are PC players that want new armor and happen to have a Xbox One and not own the full game, check your local Redbox! If they have Halo 5 in stock they are selling it for just $6! It's an awesome deal if you are interested! Thank you to a member of the discord for telling me about this amazing deal.",Good tip! +Funny. I don't recall i'm running down the street screaming Quran down people's throat.,"Well obviously, it's because you're to busy fucking white women and beheading gays" +Easter Egg step! Shoot the stone with apothican servant,I am 100% sure noone has thought or tried that +The game is honestly dead :(,Diablo who? +Can you buy the Utopia pads separately now?,"Utopia pads are available for $4000, and they come with a free pair of headphones." +"Programmers of Reddit, what is your best tip for a beginner?","When something goes wrong, it's normally the simple explanation." +Are they going to shit on the Dali Lama now?,"The Dali Lama has always been a hardline conservative... You just have to look at some of his views and policy decisions to know that he really can't be trusted, only makes sense someone as shite as him would endorse Donald Trump." +Or it's simply too much effort for a feature that barely anybody knows and uses.,Well I think thats the problem in the first place - all those nice little features no one knows... +Murmansk have superior penetration?,"It has Putin approved Russian shells instead of the Omahas and Marbleheads USN shells, it also has longer range and a spotter plane, further increasing its range." +They're giving everyone 50 stones tomorrow or Thursday so hype for that!,JPN shafted again +Just as bad as them,Well i mean they even said it was sarcasm. +Krim - Annexion oder Sezession?,"Auf jeden Fall nicht das, was Ken sagt." +Reminder to Boycot Disney: This was the Chris Weitz (the director of the newest Star Wars movie) response when Hilary lost,He is more or less saying that Trump and his supporters are nothing but Nazis +I guess Poland and Romania want to avoid being Russia's 'allies' again. Who can blame them? Most Eastern European countries want nothing to do with Russia.,"If they want peace, maybe they shouldn't be hosting anti-Russian military bases?" +RIP 1st gear,Just 5 speed things. +My grandfather was poor as shit but managed to put away enough money when my father was a baby to be worth a million 70 years later. My father and mother together made over 100k a year since 1985. They've managed to have no savings today.,Thanks trickle down economics! +I didn't see any cluster bombs there.,"Cluster munitions, the only metric of nicety in warfare." +*But I did not speak out for I was not into fetish porn...*,I have nothing to hide! +"What weapon class would you add to PoE if you could? Me, I'd love spears just because of D2 nostalgia. wanna remake a CWPoQ WW barb.",Crossbows and Spears come to mind... but I would rather like if they add more difference between the existing weapon types and balance them a bit (claws *cough*). +Browns QB Robert Griffin III will return to practice today.,OH JOY OUR SEASON IS SAVED. +Pressure built up and a hose or something broke. Just happened to break and found it's way out there.,I could see a valid reason for venting the fuel system at the highest point of the car. +There were no riots and people getting beaten in the streets by angry mobs of Republicans because they voted for Obama after the last two elections. Seems wishful thinking to suggest the violence we've witnessed from Democrats since the election would translate to Republicans if the roles were reversed.,"Remember: Republicans are the hateful, homophobic racists and the Democrats are the tolerant ones!" +"I think it'll be Dolores killing Logan, which would explain why Stubbs says that MiB basically has carte blanche to do what he wants in the park. Delos allows him free reign as partial compensation for the death of his friend (which, in all honesty, he likely had something to do with).",Delos = Delores +Gateway to Scandinavia? We're just going to ignore Denmark now?,Yep nobody cares about Denmark. +Where did you find this? It was all over facebook and reddit. What is wrong with him?,"Facebook and Reddit are owned by liberal elites, so of course it's all lies and propaganda from there." +This was the title. I didn't invent anything.,The title on the website is Dramatic Orthodox Growth Is Transforming the American Jewish Community +George Soros donates $10m to help tackle hate crime following Donald Trump's win: Billionaire financier says dark forces have been awakened since the election,"Man, he sounds like an asshole" +"who does good game reviews? zero punctuation was good back in the day, though got a bit stale. Is there an org/company or reviewer person that is well liked by pcmr?",IGN +"As for simple scenario, I've been thinking about the futility of saving seeds. Sure some things might survive the new, extreme climate, but if it keeps changing chaotically, not only will we have more extreme weather, but the whole climate will be so different that for example your wheat will not survive. You'd have to have various strains from other areas of the world and switch to find something able to survive, your local heirloom seeds would be obsolete in terms of adapting to the new climate. Also, good luck if you happen to be close to a nuclear plant meltdown or a nuke strike!",Just grow your seeds every year and save seed from the plants that thrive the best. +Today's top post reminded me of an elevator trip this week.,The inner child in me wants to do this in every elevator I step into regardless of who else is in their. +NXT TakeOver... Toronto,To run it's mouth on all your candy asses! +"Well, to be fair I didn't see the ABC series. But every where ELSE Miss Piggy is a criminally insane lunatic.",Please familiarize yourself with Muppets/Hensonverse lore before participating in Miss PiggyxKermit discourse +"LMFAO bro don't give up. This kid went up 4-0 and teabagged me every time and I FUCKING CAME BACK AND FUCKING WON 5-4. It was intense af and you don't understand how good it felt. I sent him messages saying get fukt you tea bagging piece of shit and I noticed that he was on another game hahaha, so I shit on him so bad that I got him pissed off at overwatch enough to make him switch games. Basically my point is don't give up because there's always a chance to win",All you had to do is put +Too bad that I cannot walk to work wearing nothing. So much oppression!,"You can, and Germany have a long tradition for nudism being legal." +And not having to use vacation days if you get sick.,"Get that commie shit out of here, we work to be able to WORK here in America!" +"Opinion of the Apple Magic Keyboard for iPad Pro 9.7 Hi Everyone, I've been using an iPad Pro 9.7 and Apple Pencil for about 1.5 months now. I travel for work and take a lot of notes throughout the day during meetings. The iPad Pro has been awesome for note taking and reducing the amount of paper I need to lug around. I'm also going to grad school part time and using the iPad Pro for note taking then as well. I don't like to do any school work or leisure web browsing on my work laptop so for the past year when I've been on the road, I've had two laptops - work laptop and personal laptop. I think the iPad Pro can replace my personal laptop when on the road. I only need it to browse the web and use Microsoft Office. The only additional accessory I need is a keyboard. I'm eyeing the Apple Magic Keyboard as it's small, light, visually appealing and I trust Apple products. I would only be busting it out in the hotel room but may carry it on me during the day if the room doesn't have a safe. I have no interest in getting the Apple keyboard case or a third party keyboard case as I don't feel like adding any bulk to my iPad when taking it out on the plane or in meetings. I currently just use the Apple Smart Cover. Anyone care to share their opinion of the Apple Magic Keyboard or recommend other keyboards I should consider? Thank you!","What about Logitech Create, I have one with bigger iPad and I absolutely love it" +"This vest, soon to be available for HTC VIVE, sends vibrations into your chest and back, letting you FEEL the virtual worlds you're in!",It's an electronic nipple vibrator! +Contractor gets in the cabinet he just built to prove its sturdiness,More impressed by its size. +A girl walks up to a bar...,That's a girl? +Thanks for the recommendations!,"There is something eerily disturbing that you're writing to me [EST] from the future, you being Australian and all." +LA Traffic This Evening,"Ah, overpopulation, wonderful." +"unless there's a significant portion of people who believe all babies should be aborted, pro-abortion isn't factual in relation to pro-life","That's some Bill Burr At least 80% of us need to die style politics there, not going to win many people over." +Women are also disadvantaged genetically for video games. One example: reaction times.,"But as we all know, biology don't real..." +KT has Smeb,oh yeah thx +Separated my ac joint almost 5 weeks ago. Still cut down trees in my yard the next day. Went to the hospital 2 days later because I realized it was more than a deltoid strain. Yall overreacting With this gutsy stuff.,"Eh, your livelihood doesn't depend on being in the top 0.005% or something crazy of athleticness and sports abilities." +"Alex Jones is over the top and can be polarizing, but what he's saying here. I don't think he's joking. I have a bad feeling about this.",That's because he's using common cheap tactics in his speech to evoke emotion through cadence of speech. +No love for Sealab 2021?,The chin; it doesn't jutt enough. +"Ah, Trump's America.","Yeah because stuff like this didn't happen before he was elected, right?" +The westside discs catapult's stamp is a picture of a trebuchet...,Hey now don't bring your proper nomenclature to frolf. +"Dude, our wives are all different. You don't describe her at all - the fuck are we supposed to recommend aside from *Skittles*?","Chocolate and roses, that is what the Chatelaine article told me she wants." +Clarification from dem operatives @HillaryClinton pneumonia: Expect emergency DNC meeting to CONSIDER replacement.,"If true, there is only one replacement to consider; and it is not the replacement chosen by the oligarchs." +"~~hopefully~~ ~~maybe~~ no, hopefully he'll take too many",But then we'll have an autistic VP! +Springs and stream beds are dry. Georgia red clay has turned to dust. A huge part of the state is on fire. When should we start getting worried?,But it's cold outside so global warming isn't real and climate change is a hoax made up by the Chinese. +WTF is Roberto going down holding his head for? The fool was miles away from the bottle,Masscharano is worse +They already have an ECHL team but there is nothing wrong with an upgrade.,NHL or bust +TWO THREE FIVE SEVEN ELEVEN THIRTEEN!!!,Prime magic spell activated. +Russia seen moving new missiles to Eastern Europe,Maybe the missiles needed a vacation? +"It is a European party, BOOM.","They're definitely not checking ID's, then" +"I think transgenderism should be treated as a mental illness- with compassion and understanding. Sometimes this sub acts like having mental illness means you're automatically untrustworthy and manipulative, tbh.",But don't you know that mental illness is just a toxic Tumblrism? +Oh my,"Or, you know, make some new clothes" +Sorry man. The boys will be too busy prepping for the SUPER BOWL,I wish +Wrestle bears?,Personally I'd start with a twink and work my way up to a bear. +"Let's keep the white supremist in the white house, right? Also, fuck democracy, let's hand it to the corrupt people who cheated the rightful winner out of the white house?","Hey, we've done it once before, and the Bush presidency did great things for our country, amirite?" +"Brown recluses are stupid big. If you see an offensively giant spider, run.",I don't think so. +Do you like Hyde or Riddick more in 1pt PPR?,Riddick if Abdullah misses extended time. +XXX-XX-XXXX Let me know if it works.,"It looks like a bunch of X's to me, but if I copy and paste it then it looks like this: hun-te-rtwo" +"Advise: What to do with a warped guitar? So...I was passed down a Gibson ES-335 that happens to have a neck that is severely warped. I took it to the shop to get a set up to see if there's a possibility that it could be corrected. Not to my surprise, I was told that it is beyond repair. I'm thinking I'm either just going to sell it for the parts or keep it for the parts and build my own tele or strat, as an experimental DIY project. I assume a tele or strat shouldn't be too hard to build or shouldn't break the band either. Just curious if anyone has any other suggestions on what to do with this guitar?",Why not just put a new neck on it? +"Maybe that's what Gaz wants you to think, but I don't feel very special picking up crafting elements every 10 seconds. You definitely can write software to automatically pick up loot, but the difficulty of doing that is a far cry from a simple script that can just walk around and hit a few buttons to kill enemies. I never said it was impossible, but it does make it more difficult. You may be partially right though, and it's probably a bit of both.",There was a Marvel Heroes bot... it not only picked up loot... but decided what loot to pick up based on the stats without even picking it up. +Lane 8 this never happened tour? Anyone seen him on his tour yet? Thinking about going to the observatory oc tonight and wanted to know what people think of the extended set!,"Can confirm, Lane 8 in my top 5 sets this year" +"What is the early adopter preorder gift? Apparently the TREG testers are in the know about the preorder gift for the earliest adopters. My preorder was probably too late to qualify for the top gift but I'm still curious to get a sense of what the range of gifts could be and if it's worth hanging on. Make a throwaway, we want to know...","Whatever it is, it lost its appeal when my forum status was devoted and I lost my voice on the forum" +"I think its bigger news that Ataturk Airport is almost certainly going to shut down after the new airport opens. However there seems to be little interest in that story, or what will happen to the land afterwards.",A mosque and a nice shopping mall to show off Turkey's economic prowess of course +"AJ Green Update? With Marvin Jones saying that AJ may only be out a few weeks, and his teammates saying he is already walking around the locker room, is AJ Green someone playoff bound teams should be considering?",Why would you want to target one of the better WR's in the game right now? +"Nothing from Derek Carol, Crucible lead, hopefully that means he's gone. Or off playing strikes. With two AFK guardians. And not a skeleton key in sight.",We know he is busy balancing crucible and tuning matchmaking +TIL that alot of planetary locations i Destiny are real geographical locations.,Russia is a real place on earth. +"I'm doing more pve than pvp this expansion, in pvp dark flight was great, you couldn't catch me or get away from me as a feral, but in pve shadowmeld is just so much more helpful. If the rest of my group wipes I can shadowmeld then mass rez which saves a lot of time when having to get back to boss.","On my worgen spriest I use darkflight in raids all the damn time, to be totally honest." +"Especially because you would be able to dissect it by regions, by colonial powers that controlled those areas, how the death of colonialism transitioned whole swaths of the continent into countries with varying borders and names that often changed overnight.","Exactly, it seems so interconnected" +Byron Jones got an interception?,"Like Confucius said, Even man with stone hands sometimes catches a rock." +And Viggo as Roland. Oh wait :(,"Roland Deschain is actually modelled after Clint Eastwood, but he's too old for the role now." +I sprang it. The deluge of downvotes is coming.,"good luck, friend" +"'Pants' Given that American English split from English-English when you lot started buggering off on rather big boats, I don't get how 'pants' morphed from the original English meaning into 'Any kind of trouser except for jeans' 'Pants' here is to refer to your undies - If you use 'pants' to mean trousers instead of 'trousers', what in the name of arse do you call your undercrackers? These are the questions that keep me up at night. Well, that and the Shouty Owl, but mainly the questions.","We call it underwear, or refer to it more specifically as boxers, briefs, panties (though I personally hate that word), etc." +"that they can play with their boobs any time they want,but, won't let me.",It's so unfair +Just change unhook to spacebar and there's no need for a new button.,"Get your fucking logic out of here, we don't need this shit" +Portland Trail Blazers vs Cleveland Cavaliers 7pm EST 11/23/16,"Good, we need every last point tonight." +"I think we might actually beat Pikachu, but I'm unsure of what you're asking in terms of if we win or lose.","Pikachu's really good at approaching, getting combos and playing the camping game w/ thunder jolt, Im shockedd he doesnt win the MU" +"I really enjoyed the 911. It's like a slower, easier-to-control version of the RUF Yellowbird. The 911 is tough to control, but once you get used to it, it's a blast!",I mean it's exciting and fun but a real modern 911 isn't supposed to be that nervous... +I'm married and still haven't told my wife I play runescape. I've gone too far!!,Your whole relationship is a lie! +"It would be great if players had to make a conscious choice on whether to attack any non-wanted ship, NPC or player.",But this would totally ruin piracy +We were worried they wouldn't get along...,Don't ever talk to me or my kitteh again. +Alien Covenant Poster,"I'm assuming they decided against In space, no one can hear you run." +"Remove their implied control. parents, I have hidden LSD in a place you will never find to confiscate. I am going to take it at xx:xx on xx/xx/xxxx. please respect that I am going to have this experience and leave me alone for 12 hours. be aware that with LSD the set and setting is extremely important and if you interfere it increases the chance of me having a bad trip, if this is the case i will assign blame to you and treat you as if you had psychologically harmed me, because it is functionally the same","Lol yeah, that'll totally work" +They also didn't have Elliot,"Yea but anybody can be great behind that OLine including Randle, Christine Michael, Turbin, and GusBus." +I like this cooked well done. It tastes good to me that way. I just can't get myself to try undercooked steak. I just feel like I'm going to get sick eating it.,Let me show you the door. +"Not even criticizing, just asking for clarification or questioning something.",Probably because they can tell you're being condescending and asking a rhetorical question. +Humpback whale in NYC's Hudson River,"Fake, photoshopped." +No Vh1 tonight?!? What gives kitty girls?!? Where can I watch now :(,Does anyone have braziltwink's Chopchopchop stream location? +A fan becomes a Certified G,He has to be one of us. +"Wouldn't the professor be able to tell that he bullshitted it then? If the wrong equation did not get the correct answer then the student would be being questioned, not rewarded.",It was probably graded by a TA +"OK, I think you may find the idea to be either sick or hilarious, but I think you'll have a lot fun with this. :3 You know how one of JJ's voice clips went unused (you know the one)? I always wondered how it'll play out had it not been cut, so this came to me. Draw the Foxy Fighters crew *reacting* to that. To top it off, make JJ look embarrassed, possibly covering her mouth after her sudden outburst. I think it'll be funnier if Souldozer himself was offended by that. XD","I actually really like this idea, but it's more of a comic, so this time i'm gonna put my all to it and actually make it a comic!" +"The Admirals' Lounge Welcome to the Admirals' Lounge! Grab a drink and take some time off. [](#kagadrink) ____ As always, this is the place for you to ask all those questions that you don't want to make an entire post about, and have a general discussion about whatever you like. Things, you can't locate on the wiki, opinions on fleet comp, anything you can think of is fine here. If you intend to help someone here, please refrain from simply pointing them at the wiki, unless the wiki explains the answer exactly. If your question goes unnoticed, please feel free to post it again!",I got a dupe Mutsu trying to get her sister ... is it worth keeping her for ship locks later on? +"who fucking cares, you sjw cucks lol",Tribal Council needs to be a safe space. +**I am no longer worthy**,were you ever +you guys think cathy will get these sooner or later?,Cathy already has them +Coulda had fucking Jimmy Butler....fuck,Nah dude clearly Dunn and Lavine are gonna be worth more +"Dealer moved to another country, gave me 60 gs of pineapple kush for Free",This was great the first time I saw it. +"Suck My Fucking Chode You Fucking Dirty Cumstain of a Year, Fuck You 2016 With Every Fiery Fiber Of My Hemorrhoidal Anus: The Rectuming My mom died a couple months ago so I'm bitter.",Found one of John Olivers writers +"Yeah sure, but OP can't make the drink. What he has in his mug is a watered down milk.","fuck people for enjoying what they want how they want to, right?" +"Old soldiers never die, only the young ones","god damn, son." +"I'm pretty certain that your security services are aware of my existence, wouldn't want to test my luck.",Why the fuck would their spec forces care about a random dude from reddit? +Do you think every single man that is a CEO made his own company? You don't think most CEOs were given the position? Are you retarded?,short answer: yes +"I don't like Hillary and am not really bothered by the fact Trump won, what bothers me is who it has empowered. And yes, I read breitbart daily and have for several years now, not because I agree but I like to hear a diverse range of opinions. And white genocide through changing demographics is a very real concern there, whether its explicitly stated or implied. Depending on the topic, there are explicitly racist comments frequently upvoted, while simultaneously claiming liberals are the real racists. It is alt-right lite, but the undercurrent there is one of white nationalism, however softened the tone may be compared to places like stormfront. It absolutely is part of that movement, I read it every day, I visit the_donald every day, and that is why I'm so vigorously opposed to them and their underlying philosophy, and that's the real the reason I know they are a rapidly growing danger.","Well you keep stuggle blogging then, meanwhile I'll focus on real problems in the country instead of imagined ones based on peoples comments on the internet." +Deseydi ne fark ederdi,Stfu +"I put this at 0,0 in my world, and it just saved me a lot of searching",Plebe* +UPDATE: I have won the battle and he changed the settings. I also know now how spineless and shitty my roommate is.,Now it's your turn to restrict some data. +Judging by the cards I think he may be playing pauper.,Except for the Steam Vents there in his lands +"Vegas Golden Knights merch is up, for those of you who were asking!",Have they made any announcements about the jerseys yet? +r/funny,You dropped an +"The European Parliament called on the EU and its states to do more to counter Russian disinformation and propaganda warfare on Wednesday, drawing an angry response from President Vladimir Putin","We gotta fight the Russian propaganda with our own propaganda, that will make the public trust us" +I've never heard anything more about it so Zika was obviously cured by the Olympics ending,Didn't you know that the only things worth reporting in the news are those that directly affect our country and its people? +Really? Haha I think pleasantly surprising someone with how attractive you are is suuuuch a good feeling.,Yea but you don't always get to surprise if you look like dog shit in your pics +Darude - Sandstorm,Let it die already +Piracy is stealing,torrents != piracy +Apparently the assassination would have taken up 2GB of remaining disk space...,Welcome to Windows 10! +You could have used a proper wallet like Electrum that used dynamic fees and offered the functionality of increasing fees for stuck transactions There's no one mempool and transactions never need to time out: it's just common that they do based on common settings. Some people might want to use this for a legit purpose like sending a transaction with a low fee that they don't care if it doesn't get confirmed for a week,"The fact that it's even possible for transactions to sit unconfirmed for hours at a time, plus the recipient can't do anything about it, makes for a dangerous product deficiency that another cryptocurrency could easily improve upon" +"Was at my aunts house for Danksgiving, we were about to eat and my 67 year old aunt whispers for me to come out back into her broke down Lincoln and pulls out this beauty.... Happy Holidays !",lol that looks like it was made from a didlo +The balance was restored.,No it wasn't. +What do incendiary/explosive bullets do now? I just got back into the game this week and the patch notes say incendiary/explosive bullets no longer impart status effects. Do they have a different use now or do they just do bonus damage?,Increased damage but decreased status effect +"Reddit is a massive community, there are bound to be a lot of dickheads and assholes on here. That includes people from this subreddit I'm afraid.",Hey fuck you buddy +Underrated post.,You can't tell me what to upvote +We all want to ENJOY Thanksgiving! (seating advice for Patriots!),How gracious of you to want to ostracize members of your own family over differing political views. +Is it made out of gold and fairy dust?! Fuck's sake.,"It's just plain silver forged by elves under moonlight, gold + fairy dust is twice as expensive." +Their system automatically adds Field Inspections on higher tier items when their sever load is low.,For free? +They're hardly unique in that regard though,I'll have you know Trump pays his taxes +"If 1.5 can't release before December,can PS4 get an addition supply drop for compensation?",Maybe a refund along the way +"If you drop 55 lb on your face unracking the bar, Death had already pulled your card.","I got lucky then, that can't be true for reracking the bar otherwise I would have died about a month or two ago." +Any Nas fans in here?,"I went to see nas on new years eve a few years back and half the Knicks team was there, I was honored to be in the same building" +To be fair equal shit happens in non Muslim wars too. What do you think happened to pow in the Ukraine War back when it was hot?,"Don't you know, only Muslims do this." +Oddly large as compared to the snowflakes surrounding it.,Probably dandruff +What did the CEO of Reddit say to its users [Edit] Nothing,There's nothing wrong with cheese pizza! +I don't I feel that this is karma being served to everyone who engages in hype culture,#endhypeculture +I live in the US and it deserves to be criticized. It's a backwards fuck hole sometimes.,Love it or leave it motherfucker these colors dont run! +Just a recipe. Nothing artisanal about this.,She's artisanal in the way she gives you diabeetus +"Yes democratic socialism is 100 percent the same as what they were doing in the Soviet Union. We need to get rid of all socialist programs in this country, social security, farm subsidies, welfare, then we shall be glorious capitalist Eutopia","Democratic socialism is socialism that the daft vote for, thats the only difference." +"Transfer Word documents from tablet to PC w/o internet So here's the story. I am currently in the market for a low-cost tablet to write reports on with a bluetooth keyboard so I don't have to lug around my 5 year old 15-inch behemoth laptop every day. My current hang up is how to transfer word documents from my tablet to a PC and nice versa. The building I am working in does not have wifi available to me and gets really poor cell reception so a hotspot is not a reliable option. The only solution I can think of is to use the micro USB port to move files to a USB drive and then take that drive to the PC. 1. Is it possible for me to create and edit a full on word document on an android tablet? What apps would I need? Would they work offline? 2. Do all modern android tablets have this micro usb file transferring function? If not, what spec should I be looking for? 3. Any tablet suggestions that come to mind would also help. Looking for sub $200, at least 6 hours of battery life, bluetooth. Screen size doesn't really matter. Whatever you think would be comfortable to type 10+ page reports.",airdroid is a great app to copy files between devices in one lan/wlan. +DNC would never allow Sanders to step in. They would prefer losing the election.,*They'd prefer Trump to win +Police at Standing Rock Are Using Life-Threatening Crowd-Control Weapons to Crack Down on Water Protectors,Happy Thanksgiving! +They were so rude to prank Chad like that,It's wrong to speak ill of the dead. +HIF whenever working with something technical,"Currently jailbreaking the PS3 I bought, every time something shows the slightest hint of working I feel like cackling like a mad scientist." +I only used 4 years because OP made reference to it. Nothing to do with the president-elect. But economies go through normal cycles. I'm also of the opinion that the economy will just go from bubble to bubble for the foreseeable future.,"But Trump is filling his Cabinet posts with billionaires, what could possibly go wrong?" +"but bro, this time, we get another best of seven series with cesaro and sheamus, but this, tyson kidd is on a pole for all 7 matches. Cesaro has to give him food so he doesn't die, sheamus has to stop it. And for the 7th match, Samoa Joe enters the ring to eat the food first, but then Kevin Owens makes the save. But then kevin owens eats the food and tyson dies and that's how we write him off of tv",I.... I'd watch that. +Are you being facetious? Their job is pretty hard and people enjoy their presence.,Lol maybe lonely old men but most people don't really pay attention to them at games. +That's all Piccolo did on King Kai's and he apparently leveled up dramatically.,While Yamcha was waxing on and waxing off. +20 days ago - now a reality,Other ppl saying these ugly but I low key like them +Lighted Hoop,the sorcerer supreme! +My son's First Christmas pictures came out better than expected. The magic in his eyes melts my heart. (X-posted r/beyondthebump),Man Thanksgiving isn't over and you're already doing Christmas photos +"If any player who has left China deserves a shot on a Korean team, its Dade. He may not be a world champion, but his greatness is evidenced by his ability to perform at an MVP calibre on a team where he is not the ultimate shotcaller (MVP Ozone) and his ability to carry a team to All-World levels and play at an MVP level himself. The man was - at one time - humanity's best answer to the being that is Faker. With all hes accomplished, doubting him would be difficult. Just look at his return to form from his abysmal World's performance in 2013.",you forgot +We didn't cry because things didn't go our way. We cried because a bunch of ignorant morons set our country back a hundred years.,"Right, I'm sure you're far superior and smarter than nearly 50% of the entire voters!" +"For sure, remember when it was just you that like rick and morty? It was actually good then. Now, now it's just shit.",Yeah the show has gone downhill in quality ever since the last season ended. +"All better now, was watching the conversation on the discord channel all day. Also, ignore people who say TG was nerfed, some people don't understand that target dummies have armor.",All better as in the fix is in? +Teachers are really underpaid. Especially school teachers.,Yeah they only make 1k a week for 180 days a year... +What a one sided game with the penalties. We should've had at least 6 more first downs from missed holding penalties alone,But the pass interference +36/36 boys ):,Fat boys +What is your example of how the Mandela Effect affected you?,"For those that need explanation: The Mandela Effect is a theory of parallel universes, based in the idea that because large groups of people have similar alternative memories about past events." +"EU will be so salty, all waterlines will be at least 2 meters lower on our boats","Oh so a cruiser nerf, great." +is that post editing to make it's eye balls pop out like that?,"It looks like he's just moves his eyes, which makes it appear to pop" +Absolutely not.,how many |shipships| could a |shipship| ship if a |shipship| could ship |shipshps| +I have seen a lot of people using Decidueye as a built pivot and it is surprising how many hits he can take. I don't have any calcs but I've definitely been impressed after my initial disappointment from liking at his stats.,Does he get roost? +When people say that trickstabs don't work in competitive just show them this.,I use the exact same crosshair :0) +"The tradeoff is that if they made the laptop just a *little* thicker and *slightly* heavier, they could continue using efficient, low-power RAM, bump up to 32GB, and retain about the same battery life. To me, the answer seems simple: Make a new power user model of laptop that's a little bulkier, but also considerably more powerful.",Yeah so simple +Presenters have no idea what the moon is!,"I like how by the end of it, she felt she won the argument" +"Sorry, I voice text and sometimes miss the autocorrect: stunner",*Sensible chuckle* +"I'm not certain this is a good idea. A lot of modern barriers are engineered to capture energy so that the moving objects slow to a stop quickly but safely. In this design, a highway speed vehicle that makes contact with this barrier will rebound back into traffic with little energy lost.",But it's such a novel idea! +LaFlame with the baby blue bogo,Hey Rocky +"How can going to dinner be to hard? All you have to do is sit there and talk to people :/ ....(not to mention shower, get dressed,get my toddler clean/dressed,put something other than Pj's and feed myself because I'm fucking allergic to everything normal)","It will be fine, look, I'll drive you there and back so you won't have to do *anything*, you can take it easy .. Except all the things between the car trips, thanks for trying though mum." +Game Thread: Redskins (6-3-1) at Dallas (9-1) - Fox - 4:30 Happy Thanksgiving to Redskins Nation! HTTR!,Probably couldnt see him in the sun but he had crowder wide open +Grayson Allen executing the rare head-flop-into-body flop,He will never make it to the NBA with his antics and flops +"As I stated in a different comment thread, the only reason could be preventing it from being macro'd and forgotten.",That's what I thought until someone told me about Enhancement's artifact ability. +Not to mention us apron fetishists.,"I've never thought about an apron fetish, but I'm really surprised I don't have it." +"When you run any command line application from within a command prompt, it runs in the same window. It does not open a new window. Try it. use Dir to retrieve a directory listing and let me know if it opens a new window.",... aren't they separate command interpreters? +Of course they want to encourage people to play the game. If you're not playing the game you can't buy cod points.,Jesus Christ there's always something with you people +"Imagine if we still get caddy lmao, it seems 50/50. Get fucked geelong",You richmond fans sure come off high and might for a team that hasn't won a flag in a generation. +"Very common during those times, actually. There was a period of time when Jewish troops gladly fought for Umayyads against Christians in Iberia.",I had heard that the Saracen nations didn't care for Jews and allowed them to live in peace. +"I have the same fog problem, my pc runs everything at 60, but as soon as i see a good and old foog. BOOM, to the ground. Oh man, at withered jim I almost died by cancer when I entered the cave.","Withered Jim was actually playable for me, the worst part was yesterday with my lock...killed like 10 mobs and to loot, i had to go through 5fps or backpaddle action without showing the ghosts on screen :D" +The Canadian Expat Care Package,Forgot the Hawkins Cheezies. +"God where was this out of the offense in the first half. They look great, but just feels like not enough time.",Dodging the sun in that idiotic stadium +The Top 10 Creepiest Anime Characters in Anime,"You just made me want to kill myself, I thought I'd never see that again" +"There was a dev response on the forums saying it currently doesn't do anything,",Would you mind searching that response? +Serious question: What DO they give a shit about?,The most systematically oppressed group of people in the US: young white men. +"Scammers of Reddit, what is your most successful scam?",Convincing girls that I'm a worthy partner. +Giant jellyfish,Next on Jackass..... +Enjoy life?,I would but apparently everything is giving me cancer and I can't have treatment because of all the immigrants in the hospital +Naturally. I remember last year he was listed as questionable when he had two sprained ankles and a sprained knee. Fucker played that week.,"Not only did he play, he still practiced fully all week" +Really this is the only correct answer.,Then why did you ask? +That is a huge pet peeve. Is there a better sports website to visit? I'm all ears.,I feel bad for you if you watched that video being all ears. +are you truth-and-madness?,"Yeah, that's my alt account." +A victory against the GODDAMN patriarchy,r/thathappened +"Screw you we have an agenda. Someone turn this guy's television to CNN, change all his car radio stations to NPR, and lock his phone on Facebook. You effing white male.",Not sure what you mean.. There's no TRACE of an agenda in your comment. +"the election *was* riggedd though. thing is, she lost anyway",The real reason the election won't be investigated! +You know it's December right? I work in hunting and fishing at the gunbar (selling guns. Shock surprise wow a girl who knows about *guns*). And our department is right next to camping so we got a lot of people looking for things in camping. Included in camping is swimming goggles. So today a lady comes up to the gunbar asking about goggles and I tell her you'll need to check camping but we probably won't have many because it's December. This is when she got LIVID and started screaming at me about how dare you. What do you mean you don't have any! I don't care if it's December I need them! I drove 3 hours to get these and somebody's messed up you better have them!! To which I responded ok. Check in camping. As she angrily stomped away.,She's going to need a swimsuit that fits a kid that isn't there as well. +"What are some questions and/or observations you have about Canada, eh?",Canadians are ehholes. +"Free 10,000 points when you download the app ($40 value)",What is the catch? +But I'd really like to know what it's called.,Mind your own business. +OBEY CONSUME MARRY AND REPRODUCE,Sleep.... Sleep.... Sleep.... +Maryam Monsef says immigration officials haven't told her she's being investigated,**Minister says she is dealing with case of misinformation on passport 'just like any other Canadian** Nothing to see here folks. +He was busy being fabulous,It ain't as easy as it looks +"Aww, come here for some pets.",Can I get in on this +"I worked customer service once for a substitute teacher company. I thought Burger King would be the worst job ever, but I was wrong. Telling a guy he worked an entire week but because of a technicality he would not be paid was awful. He needed rent money and cried. I quit 2 weeks later after putting my notice in. Fuck that company.","Uh, what kind of technicality prevents someone from getting paid for hours worked?" +This community would choose shit for breakfast if you gave them a choice.,"So we force something on the community, and after they all leave we hold a circlejerk with the remaining couple of members... Sounds good to me." +We could really turn things around with a win this weekend.,Do you think Kilff is on the hot seat? +"The Director of National Intelligence is a top level bureaucrat, in all probability an establishment stooge like Comey and Powell, half-decent folk who peddle earth-mangling bullshit under pressure. Murray, on the other hand, has no habit or motive for sticking his neck out with nonsense here.",This argument shatters all above arguments. +Police at Standing Rock Are Using Life-Threatening Crowd-Control Weapons to Crack Down on Water Protectors,"You know if the Standing Rock protesters were Conservatives standing against Government, the Republican Party wouldn't hesitate a moment to support them rhetorically (if not with money)." +Cowboys mvp,yeah because football should only be played inside with the windows closed. +Stranger Things 2: Stranger Boogaloo.,2 Stranger 2 Things +Beautiful phone but a little too big for my taste.,Lmao the downvotes +"13 gems in 5 hours??? I have a legendary chest offer in the shop with 5 hours left. It costs 500 gems, but I only have 487 from saving up gems. How can I get 13 gems in less than 5 hours? I don't have a credit card so I can't buy anything,",Dude use gem some chests open and hope for some gems +Its not the protesters. Its the select few people that use such events to fuck things up for everyone else.,You're right. +I guess you dont believe in global warming too cause nature is too big for us too affect it,"I believe climate change is real and anthropogenic, but giving everyone electric cars does more harm than good if you're a big picture environmentalist." +It's written in the info section of the original video too.,"lol you think people check the description before commenting, thats cute." +Can't have it delivered to my house because of parents and a P.O box is really expensive especially for a 76 euro 10 tab delivery.,Well tough shit I guess then +"They may need to be, but they never will be.",It is either that or 1789 (July 14th to be specific) all over again and this time on a global scale. +Patina Widowmaker has arrived! Blizzard Shop,what kind of protector are you using? +In a huge dump of leaked adresses I assume,Bingo! +I'm cut as fuck cunt have some gold,lol +"Confirmed.. singing Happy Birthday to yourself while opening a 10km egg does not effect result. Three Elekids in a row from 10km eggs now, and it's not like these things grow on trees.",I NEED MORE THAN ONE STUDY +Personally I don't think now is the time to talk about lofty republican ideals and long-term foreign policy goals. We've much more immediate economic concerns.,You mean 18C? +v1.4.0.2.324 that's the next patch. Hotfix size. We're on 1.4.0.2.32374 She's been in since the halloween update???,324 is a higher number than 32374 in development terms +"nope, a lot of fans actually still believed that there was a slated comeback in the works","It would so fucking weird without Minzy, though." +This piano is literally unplayable.,I think you mean figuratively +PBS hides the existence of Ben Affleck's slave owning ancestors,How fucking dare anyone not be personally and immediately responsible for something someone did before you were even conceived. +With that logic nor should the previous four presidents...actually you make a good point.,"Yeah, OBlinger is obviously a problem..." +"The claim is, the backing was loose and the key was wedged between the backing and the unit, or as Colborn says, cleverly hidden. Even with the key wedged, it would still have been visible from the inside of the unit. Not many people think it fell out, they think it was never in there. That would be another good forencis test though. If the key was wedged, it must have picked up some of the finishing from the unit, which should be on the key.",The only way the cops' version makes sense is if the bookcase had a wormhole in the back. +Also Ekblad practicing with Rielly.,Ekblad to leafs confirmed +I think the majority of flairs on this thread are Knicks flairs.,yooooo +"Trying to find a main So yeah, i am silver 3 scrub lord top lane main, So i play alot champs, But most of them dont feel like mt playstyle, I am trying to find that all in champ that super agro one for top lane, ( found draven bot so ye), Help would be appreciated, and i dont rlly give a shit about the meta so yeh.",Just play initiation. +But what about your wife?,She'll never know +"Every time I see the words 'cuck' or 'LIEberals', I just laugh and tune out whatever the idiot writing that has to say. Go back to your mom's basement.",maybe I should've added +as a gay Christian I have no problem with someone not wanting to bake me a cake. I will gladly bake my own cake and share it with other 'pedes,"I could go for some cake right now, thanks." +"One last time, four years ago today.",You'd think he would've figured out that braking zone after 10 years... +The burning questions of TF2 as asked by randoms,BLU player: R WE DEFENDING? +"Cheese and wine, you should have been a Niners fan. Steel reserve, Jim beam and chicken wings are more raiders fans.","Lots of wine, this year... :-( Wine because we can't win, then wine because we're fucking up our draft position by winning..." +"Her last name is barefoot, does she have nice feet? Damnit! Answer me.","more than likely not, because her feet are probably roughed up from never having protection" +But it can solve the conflict for good.,"Yea, when you kill everyone, there will be no one left to fight." +Got them all in one summon :),3/4 -1 for -1 units with Anima typing +"15/15 takes roughly 2 turns to kill a healthy opponent 30/30 takes 1 turn to kill a healthy opponent aka, win the game if not removed 100/100 takes a quarter of the armor off a control warrior",Goddamn it take my upvote you bastard. +5ft of frozen water,I'm just curious as to why they are using EMT in a residential application? +So many jealous people who couldn't do glitch. Apply cold water please.,3rd degree burns all over the place +Elephant wrecks water buffalo,The commentary by the people who've watched too many Disney movies is always interesting in these types of videos. +"No it isn't. It's a choice to not support either candidate, votes are earned not given.",The best way to change something is to do nothing +"I don't recall quoting any *African bush tribe statistics*, but, okay. So, by your reasoning, if FGM were performed at infancy, under the safe medical conditions, it'd all be good?","Well, the wouldn't know what they were missing..." +A bench 40 ft from nearest sidewalk in front of a parking garage with no openings,spooky +JEEJ!!... ah damnit,+12? +Chinese authorities order residents of restive Xinjiang region to turn in passports,This will surely end well. +"Thanks, I was considering this or the Makita mentioned in another reply. In your experience it will saw the 1/2 square bar no issue?",Also can you comment on how loud these machines are when cutting? +I cannot do it sitting down. Must stand up. Plus I always loosen one of my toe clips (yes those) in case I have to put a foot down fast.,What happens if you fall to the side you didn't loosen? +has blink no cooldown? DH jump has two charges,So does shimmer +"Enderal patch 1.1.5.3 is out! Minor patches aren't usually worth a post, but this one is what 1.1.5.1 should have been. It fixes three major errors introduced in 1.1.5.1: the broken merchant system, the broken Brave New World quest, and some slowdown due to broken scripts. As usual, (re)start the launcher to get the update! If you have saved your game with 1.1.5.1, the gold coins you carried were infected by a buggy script (causing, e.g., freezes in some mainquest parts). To fix them, use the console commands player.removeitem f 40000 (as often as you need to get rid of all gold) and then player.additem f [whatever number of gold you've lost]. Our apologies for the massive inconveniences.",player.additem f [whatever number of gold you've lost] Nobody is going to abuse this are they? +13-19 is what I've noticed,Did you know water is wet? +"Snake. If you vote this image enough, people will see this when they search for Snake on Google Images.",hisssSSSSssssssssssssssssssssssssss +"I like how he tried to draw her legs and then just said fuck it, it's not worth for 12 RP and uploaded that shit.",The artist is clearly a boob man and does not care for ass or legs +That is just because you are bad at history that you think this is true.,I can only remember like two popes that weren't useless. +"Ah this is nice and recent too. About a week or two ago I was graced with a party of eight on a very, very slow day. Other servers can vouch for this being pretty much a blessing when you aren't making any money as is. All started off well, maybe even great. Everyone ordered alcohol which was awesome, got the check up to almost $70 right off the bat. That's the best it got because immediately after the drinks everything went spiraling out of control. Everyone had some sort of particular allergy or general dislike of almost every item on the menu. We have over 180 different fucking things on our menu, pick one, it's really simple. So after taking eight overly complex orders and explaining everything to the kitchen I go back to see how they are with their drinks. Apparently not great since every glass had one sip taken out of it. Suddenly they're complaining to me that the liquor they requested isn't the liquor that they got. It was, and I could have given them turpentine and I doubt they would ever know the difference. So we re make every fucking drink. Finally out comes the custom bullshit orders. And of course, everything is wrong. But worry not, they were gonna eat it anyway because they didn't want to wait. And they ate it...every last scrap on the damn plate. But they hated it, and they made that nice and clear. Finally after dropped the check I get informed that they want eight separate checks. Fuck yeah, exactly what I wanted to do, go back and try and figure out your bullshit. So I drop the eight checks, they pay the exact amount and leave no tip. The best part, they unscrewed the salt shaker, took the top, and emptied the whole motherfucker on my table. Fuck those people for wasting my time and money. I got stuck at work for over an hour after I got cut to cater to that nonsense.",holy shit... +"Dear Reddit, which words automatically trigger a song in your head?",It seems to me that *maybe* pretty much always means no. +more dmg dealt than lee...,I think lee went afk as he is level 10 lol +Let me add that I'm also very happily married!,"It's OK, I'm not jealous... Joking... congrats on the happy life!" +Eachine ev800 or VR D2 both beat the Quanums on price and features.,If you want the goggles to Bo able to split into a screen then I'd get the ev800 otherwise the vr d2 +Democrat Jennie Lou Leeder says Texas spends more per inmate than public school student,Texans go to school? +"Purple please, we don't get to see enough of him",He's very active actually... in French only. +oh boy can't wait to lose to Okposo,What's the over under on how many times he's gonna try to pull that stop and spin move at the blue line set at? +Except india and china,I'm sure India is ecstatic about the amount of support the US gives to Pakistan. +"If you were forced to have sex with one biological relative, who would you choose and why?","I have a second cousin I'd fuck, she's alright looking." +"no one cares. If men and boys are mistreated they should just man up. If they then defend tnemselves, well then obviously they are abusers.",Your forgot your +You can't be sexist against men.,You forgot the +Fueled by a major party which caters to people who do nothing but antagonize and vilify white males. And I say this as someone left of center who never votes Republican. It's time for those who have grudges against white guys to be purged from the left.,ok sure +vs Detroit,"Thanks man, always appreciated." +"what's the most interaction people here have had with players through snapchat? I've had Rolando Aarons open 2 of mine, but that's it..",Mix Diskerud always opens mine but never replies. +"damn that was salty, why arent you rocking that c9 flair bro.","Cuz I'm a liquid fan, read some of my controversial comments." +What a nightmare to remove.,Ikr right sliding them off the branch must be so hard. +Donald Trump Adds K.T. McFarland to His National Security Team,Why is Donald Trump such a sexist. +Because you beat them on occasion?,"No, because they also have national championships within the last 100 years." +Nope,Source? +"I am so sick and tired of losing tames to these sorts of things. Hardkicks on Scorched Earth were bad enough. Lost more Argentavises than I can count due to them, lost a max tame Mantis due to a hardkick, now this. Attacking a Titanosaur that was stuck at green obelisk when suddenly my Wyvern just starts getting thrown forward uncontrollably. I could not dismount, I could not take off or land, I just had to sit there and watch as the rubberbanding got worse and worse, until it just died. Like, what in the actual shit. Nothing beats 4 days worth of getting consistently hardkicked trying to get milk to raise the wyverns, only to have it die to some rubberbanding bullshit literally a DAY after transfering it to the Island. I've put in a ticket for this but still, this is getting ridiculous. I love this game, but the hardkicking and other random BS is getting me to my breaking point. I've said nothing but good things about ARK, but guys you seriously need to start focusing more on these fixes, and less on content. It is getting to THAT time now. We have plenty of animals to tame, items to gather, bosses and caves to explore... Now, for the love of god, streamline your product. PLEASE.","Yes, streamline an unfinnished product." +"Gravity is only a theory. You wouldn't propose not teaching gravity in schools, would you?",The school of hard knocks would be all you need to know gravity exists. +"An 80 year old, tweeting while running. Fuck I'm 24 and can't do that.","He's not 80, lol" +That doesn't make any sense,It's the pc way of saying it looks retarded +"jokes on you, I'm going home to visit family that week! ^^^^for ^^^^3 ^^^^weeks... ^^^^;-;",Same here :( Gonna have to borrow the bro's PC +Buff Taliyah if you're going to nerf rylais,And Mordekaiser pls Rito. +Where can I go to cash this in for good boy points?,your next epr. +"Small prairie towns/cities definitely aggressive airbags like that. Thankfully they're rare and the exception, but I'm glad I got the fuck out of Saskatchewan.",yep this place is shit. +I'm an American look at my flair. Att Verizon and sprint have been giving away bogo phones since the holidays,There has to be some catch... Companies don't just give away free stuff... +I will never look at pigs the same since the first episode of black mirror...,I can't even use my phone or computer without having paranoid delusions after watching all of that show +Would chelsea boots look alright with a bomber jacket?,"Yes, they are very versatile, not just for the same look you may always see on this sub." +I buy into it because Horikoshi has already done something similar to this,Can you give examples? +...There's no problem with these Entire monitor has dead pixels,"We don't see a problem here, you can still play with only 50% of your monitor working for a more cinematic feel." +what about the men? :(,"How dare you distract from womyns' issues, you raging misogynist shitlord!" +My first phone (Firefly) vs my newest phone (iPhone 7 Plus),Also pictured: first pube. +I was talking about the person who actually assaulted her. I'm not sure how to describe it.,How about mentally ill man? +#WE ARE ONE,"But we are many And from all the lands on earth we come We'll share a dream And sing with one voice I am, you are, we are Australian" +"With Obama's signature, U.S. religious freedom law now protects atheists",Umm thx Obama but our Constitution already protects us +Yeah well C3PO was crafted by the force incarnate.,Crafted by He who has no name. +Do it and report back please,op pls... +VGSs to know What are some need to know VGS commands,Any support VSAA VSAA VRS VRS +Bought Google pixel,Was there any discounts you found? +Am I the only one who really appreciates this picture?,Did anyone else play Modern Warfare 2 around here? +Must suck for Ohio State to have UM as a coach...,That's why he's known as UFM. +Ponytail sticking out through a baseball hat,God damn that is so weird. +They are Musk. They will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to their own.,Resistance is futile +Sounds like some shit I'd tell my customers if I owned a store and was about to backdoor them all,On the back side it probably says LOL +"I sometimes wonder about people like this, thinking how did you get this far in life?",Incredible to think that someone can go their entire life without ever using technology to the point of having a basic understanding of it. +"Jesus, these doctors should all be fired! Isn't this basically malpractice?",Holy shit who thought that combination of font and background was smart. +What drugs should each presidential candidate take before the debate on Monday in order to appear more likable to voters?,Hillary: LSD Trump: Arsenic +No they don't. They never do.,I mean most all others I've seen at least have a gasp on our interest in politics. +More barrels for trashy and drunk people to throw garbage into so rats can chew through the plastic and shit inside. Where do I sign up?,Rain barrels aren't supposed to have open tops. +"Bloody marys too but they aren't as good, in my opinion.",Somebody has never been to Snooze Diner and had the boss hog. +"Real sandy beaches, small population, hot summers (and winters), excellent economy and minimal political upheaval...yeah Straya sucks ; )","Skin cancer, poisonous animals, the gympie gympie tree behind every corner, Ramsay Street..." +"For our newest pilots, I've created a crude facial recognition guide to ease you into greeting our space faring friends.",I thought it was a joke untill i realised ET is a X'ian. +Whitney Houston Will Always have the best rendition of the national anthem form the 1991 Super Bowl.,"As a Bills fan, please don't make me relive this." +So it is possible that someone could actually flirt with me first. Thanks.,Me too. +you should give up a W to a poor hobbled team in dire need of one,You can't fool me +"For me it's Pikachu, Lapras, Dragonair and now Ditto.",I couldn't tell +"Yeah as someone whos obtained accounts in the past, the majority hover 3-8m in members items, which pre-bonds wasnt worth transfering out. Its that mid value that they dont want people losing. The casual players bank. Although bonds slightly fucked this, its still a good safekeeper.",yeah I agree I'll just wait until they drop cause making money in f2p has proven to be cancer hopefully I can get one for 1.6m eventually +Happy Birthday!!! :),Thank u frm 5 days ago :) +Can't and don't want to bother are two very different things. Saying that any blizzard team is incapable of making a new game is silly. It's blizzard.,"Yeah it is blizzard, and if you haven't noticed the last few years they have become trash with no passion for anything other than money." +Dishonored 2 broken in all platforms . Drops under 30 on consoles.,"Buy it on the xbone, 24fps more cinematic." +But I thought Obama and Hillary were the devil.,"Yes, but the real sin is that they have a D next to there name" +"Because the US assumes people should provide for themselves. Especially when personal choice is brought into it. If she was hurt on the job they would legally have to let her work as little as a doctor ordered. Here however, she made this choice. She already burned through her sick time and wasn't prepared for this. Why should tax payers have to pay for a cop that can't cop due to a personal choice? If they had an agreement in place when she signed on, then they should hold true to that, but expecting special treatment for a choice you make seems crazy to me.",Yes because getting pregnant is totally planned 100% of the time. +I'm of the opinion you should just be able to shoot people like this.,Yes instead of investing in mental health we should just use them as target practice. +What's the secret ingredient that everybody ignores?,Special sauce +My phone screen in honor of the empire,This is my lockscreen as well! +If by 'retired' you mean 'fed to chryssalids' then yes. Yes I have.,"Congrats numb nuts, you've been promoted to the front line to provide our real operatives an extra turn or two while you get brutally murdered and I call you a pussy in your epitaph." +"I agree with your sentiment, however we have to acknowledge that as long as they abide by the law, they have every right to express their beliefs if they so please, and passing out fliers doesn't skirt any boundaries, unfortunately.",They have those rights only in the legal sense. +so this dropped with 4x t1 mods. Slammed the lightning damage on it.,Did you yolo slam it for the swag before you 420 blazed it xDDDD? +"Oh god that comments section, one person asking why Obamas menu doesn't have watermelon on it",We all know liberals are the real racists so that was clearly a liberal trying to make conservatives look bad +I'm not a hunter because I feel it's immoral to kill animals when you don't have to but I think if he wants to hunt that's ok since it's his choice and it's legal but he didn't have to call up the press and send them a photo of him with a dead deer he just killed given there's alot of people in VT that share my views.,Very compelling post. +Madison police 'safety alert' delays medical aid to man on 911 call,"Yup, just give them your ID, what possible harm could they do with your name, date of birth and home address?" +How to lose weekend league match...,Git gud xd +Unless someone is choking you during sex and making you cum like a freight train.,Shut up Cheryl. +RIP Alien Blue I don't look forward to the day when I update my phone or have to reset it,"I love the app, and don't see why was kill." +Leeroy AND Grommash has to be some kind of sign. She should go full aggro.,And she even has Warsong Commander from basic to help with all these Charge minions! +"TTR is back up!!! One thing is clear, we're going to need more room for accessories",Maintenance in 15 mins how unexpected! +"This is a great idea, whites advancing the cause of colored people.",Better than those good for nothing Nationals +RIP IS7....,:( +"As a new fan to BB, this has been a disappointing year for BB.",Be prepared to be disappointed every single season at the finale. +"If you were assigned a callsign, what would you want it to be? Title speaks for itself really. After seeing the callsign customization options in AH, it got me wondering about what callsign players would choose if they were given the option in other games. So, what would you like to be called?",Omega 11 ;p +The trolls won,4chan won +you get it!,It's a real struggle for everyone :( +"That's a great point. Hillary will be a competent status quo president. But she probably could have been spurred into addressing some of these real issues, as the Sanders campaign forced her in the primaries. But now she doesn't have to do shit because of Trump.",Other than have the most progressive party platform of all time +Honestly the receivers are all pretty good up until the catch. Matthews is great at getting open and running after the catch but the part where he actually catches it is tough.,"I like matthews a lot, but isn't catching the most important part?" +It's too damn expensive! If it came in a Cherry/Gateron option I might think about using one.,BUT THEN THERE'D BE NO REASON TO GET IT +"In conclusion: it's true because Star Trek says so. My god, people are stupid.","Because, you know, Sci-fi has *never* lead to new inventions or anything." +You seem to need some more D in your shared Allow me to assist... D,"thanks, fixed it" +"I know Westworld is popular among fans, but has it proved a commercial success yet? If so, I hope this means a return to 'intelligent' TV.",Not sure but I sure hope so! +The only way to make your QB better is to punish him for being tackled by being tackled more,it's called tough love...smh softass millennial won't know +"Have you seen the PS4 footage? Graphics are not top line, but they're not low rent, either.",You can say the same about BotW too. +That president-elect pussy grabber is fit to be president.,He's a self made business man though so he can relate to the average American. +MRW I have to start my workday without any fresh HQGifs,Why is this gif a square? +Fallout 4 was just a cash grab...,"Here, you dropped your" +"Yes, it, along with all other Shounen Jump titles were on break last week. We should get the new chapter today or tomorrow tough","ok nice, thank you!" +What is your ideal pro wrestler physique?? Mine would be Bobby Lashley,"I mean if I were to build a superstar from the ground up, it would be Randy Orton." +Why don't they just change the entire game so it's actually fun,bodied +Does Mr. R count?,Only if mozzarella sticks count +Shouldnt be an issue. Make sure you are a PU so you have access to the invite forum and keep an eye out for recruitment threads.,I will do that +So have it rolled up during takeoff and then unfurl it once in the air?,"Well there's nowhere to put it during takeoff either, so it's probably gonna flop around and drag a bit unless you have some fancy modification to those Cessnas (probably not, banner flying isn't much of a money-maker)" +"This is just the most awful time to be a moderate Democrat you guys, I wanna put that out there.","You mean a neocon corporatist third way shill... If you didn't steal the primary from Bernie by not voting for him, he would've won the general where I'm sure there would've been a bunch more far-left voters." +LF2 for ToO Bounties but trying to go as far as possible. I'm also very baked right now so watching me play should be a sight to see.,Dunkadunkablah +How are they humanitarian? What good have they done? What have they accomplished? There have been multiple innocent police officers assassinated recently all in the name of BLM and this imaginary world they live in where all cops are inherently racist.,"Exactly why my statement included calling the 'humanitarian' efforts a disguise and that they somehow are viewed as such because they actually aren't humanitarian at all, they are domestic terrorists." +How i made ~$950 profit in two trades,I'm totally sure that this isn't a scam. +FYI: Canada Google Store still showing all 32GB models in stock for October 20th shipment. 128GB is OOS mostly though.,"Yup, ordered mine very recently and I have an October 25 date." +Home Alone 6: All Grown Up,Isn't that just the Saw movies? +People who care about this kind of thing are the lamest dorks on earth.,"Yeah, because caring about handicapped people is sooooooo lame" +"Just asking out of curiosity, I remember seeing this building during the summer and wondering if it was anything special.",What area is this building? +"Barack Obama was being diplomatic, like he always is. Donald Trump was acting like, Fidel Castro is a loser! Only Losers die in their bed. #neverdying",I'm pretty sure you love Trump +But it makes it easier to outsource. Canada benefited because we got some of that outsourcing. In the TPP it's probable that China would be the big winner. NAFTA was good for Canada but not great for the US so it will be the US that's most likely will kill the TPP.,The biggest problem with the TPP is that China is NOT a part of it. +"Best songs to lay back, put on headphones, and close your eyes to?",L$D by A$AP Rocky +Of course he voted for Trump.,CELEBRITIES ARE NOT HUMAN AND DON'T DESERVE FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS. +So much easier to complain about it!,Trying to come to a compromise instead of trying to destroy each other's businesses will always be the better option. +"I'm 15, actually. I'm honestly not too sure if I was wrong about me being nine, or it just depends on what month I was born.",ew child +"Uhm, banana? I think that it's self explanatory","yeah guys, you know, bananas, isn't it obvious" +They certainly aren't 18+ in that comic. They are pretty much 1:1 from the series.,"That's your interpretation, I think you're seeing what you want to see, sick" +"TIL that there is a psychological phenomenon called the Backfire Effect. Essentially, the more you try to convince someone they are wrong using facts and figures, the more convinced they become that their preexisting beliefs are correct.",No wonder why there are still so many console peseants +Taking out the campers,People need to learn how to flank.. so many battles could be won with good communication and flanking the enemy. +Outsiders Selected by Trump Aim to Unnerve Washington,I think they mean unnerve any one with critical thinking capabilities and a lack of cognitive dissonance. +"Tall people are expected to use their reach to help shorter people, but if a tall person were to ask a short person to hand them something they dropped on the floor it'd be insulting.",Honestly fuck you for this post +It's cute how the male lion (the one standing) is so confused as to who is supposed to be beaten he fights a little bit with everyone just in case.,It looks like he's trying to break up the fight +What was your Holy Shit! We're living in the future moment?,Talking into my watch which then activated my phone to call my dad +"People who have been diagnosed with any given mental illness, how do these special snowflakes of the internet make you feel when self-diagnosing and glorifying mental illness?","As someone formally diagnosed with BPD, hearing people just claim to have the condition or whining about how awful people with my condition are is fairly upsetting." +Anyone Going to the party at podgornys? See u there,Podgornys? +"We didn't notice until we got home. McDonald's, everyone...",Ketchup-only... The calling card of a refined palate. +Why would Bayern have to change manager? Just because he sold him at Real Madrid it does not mean he wouldn't want him at a different team like Bayern,Does Ancelotti even play with a 10? +Shamelessly adding to his euro-steps per game.,Classic stat padder +I didn't think MUTV showed any live games but happy days if they are. Soccerstreams usually has quite a few United links on my matchday and a good few are mobile too.,"Good thinking, never thought to try the links on soccer streams" +Am I the only one that struggles to contain an orgasm every time I see this...,"I know, ftl jammer is op" +What is this chapter of your life called?,epilogue +(OT) How Jeremy Clarkson would fix todays Formula 1,"I have to say, that is a pretty fun Idea!" +What do you mean?,Blindness is the inability to see +It's continually brought up because it's odd for her to have won the popular vote by over 2 million and still lose.,but the GOP and Trump would have totally gracefully accepted these results had the shoe been on the other foot +"No, it isn't. This is some false equivalency bullshit. Systemic oppression is real and identity politics are a valid way to combat them. White identity politics is just another name for white supremacy.",There are two sides therefore both sides are equally to blame +Just change your oil ever 3k miles and you'll be right as rain,It's 10k oil....I'm stage 2 and I change it every 5k and that's a bit dumb still. +"Formula one champion 'cause of letting him through. Dear reddit, when I was younger I was looking at Formula1 with my dad, when I witnessed a 'strange' action. A driver still needed some points to become champion in the last race, and another car let him through before the finish. Does anyone know more about this or where I can find this footage? My memory is disappointing me once again. Thanks in advance.","It could be Brazil 2008, some people believe that Timo Glock intentionally let Lewis Hamilton through to take the title, but actually he had no choice in the matter as he was on the dry tyres in the pouring rain and could barely drive." +Fairly sure that was photoshopped Especially seeing how as I went to the arch that night and it was still black lol.,Still hilarious to see everyone react to it though. +Walters quitting when he wasn't even on unsteady legs is disappointing to say the least.,"Yeah, half the reason we watch boxing is to see guys get hurt so bad they might be permanently affected by it." +It literally changed nothing for the team though,They lost the division in '08 +Rex: My sources inside the Patriots building said Jacoby Brissett would be their quarterback.,So Rex Ryan is cheating +"Oh yeah, I had a genius chiropractor tell me that he could cure my Crohn's disease with diet, exercise, and massage/adjustments. He went on a rant against modern medicine and said that the medication I got from my doctor only treated the surface symptoms, not the underlying cause. My response was, The medication I get from my doctor literally alters my DNA. How further under is there?","Well, it probably doesn't alter your aura or your vibrations, so it obviously can't be a real cure." +Agreed. I have had men do the same things they claim only women do.,"But it's *different* when men do it, dontchaknow?" +"I have ditched Facebook and Twitter. I only use Reddit now, but decreasingly each day.",I'd argue that Reddit is more like an anti-social network. +Personal Taste - Spicy,Don't you realize that it's racist to even post a comic like this? +"Totally behind Mou. He's not been out of line, but the refs have been exceedingly hard on him and our players.","Behind him too, it's ridiculous how the refs have been against us." +Nice wallhack bro.,You forgot this +MMORPG: Many Men Online Role Playing Girls,One of the things I liked about SAO is the scene where they changed into their real bodies and a cute little girl next to her friend(some fat guy IIRC) turned into a man. +? What does this mean,It means OP doesn't think butthurt is an injury +"Hit me up if you're interested. I read some the other comments about fishing and your questions about it. Can give a little info, never need an expensive setup. Buy a whipping pole from McCully bike shop, they're always got some on sale. Around a 6ft one would be good, like 60 bucks. Get some 7 pound test line on it there too. Should be like less then 10 bucks for a roll, they'll put on for you. Then come join me","i want to take up fishing when i move back to Oahu, can i come too?" +well the pokemon is green it has yellow rings around the body it should be obvious...,Sounds like Diglet to me. +What are you even talking about,"In all fairness, i did forget the" +ditto,"It's spelled DILDO, dolt." +"Well, Euphoria is Euphoria, it was all summer on air","Yes, but in Sweden many of the songs are in the charts." +Bc that senior is chris pratt hes at least 18 and you are at best 15. And he has you in a bathroom alone. Id air on side of caution.,Or the story is bullshit. +SJWs gets legendary JavaScript programmer Douglas Crockford uninvited from a JavaScript conference,"I'm pretty sure he's using the intended definition of promiscuity that's used in most sciences (computer science included), I'm not sure how they're getting slut-shaming out of this." +You know people can't queue with friends in flex just like in solo/duo if the skill difference is too high?...,"I thought you rank up / derank together if you play with the same group, my bad" +"ifunny, part 2",gaming rule 118.1: if u a tumblrina then u do this +Is the MacBook Pro the Future of Laptops?,"Look how clean the sides of you macbook are though, only 2 ports, nothing like those dirty old macbooks with all those scary different ports!" +me irl,Rich get richer smh :\ +New Ace Survivor I'm glad we can now play as Dwights father. Maybe one day we can play as his mother. All Hail Ace Fairfield,His name is probally Ace cuz he got one in CSGO +Needs more expensive text books in his school,"Haha, and cut out that artsy and music stuff" +"seriously i work in construction, it's like whenever you have to use caulk SOMEONE is going to make a caulk joke. it's inevitable.",SEXIST PIG +You have completed 1 master Treasure Trial.,you are getting hacked so hard +"She will hold you stuff until you return to get it, or you die. If you die while the priestess is holding your stuff it is all lost. Because of that you would only do this for safe activities where you have no chance of dying.",like LMS? +"Good genjis too, on some maps","True, around the well in ilios fx." +"Same here, except 6 kids and none of them has red hair. I can't figure why because 23andMe says I am heterozygous and my mom's grandmother had red hair. So maybe it's just the 2 percent chance that none of them inherited that copy from me, or maybe there's some other factor at work.",Who's the daddy? +"FIAT CURRENCY IS THE DEVIL, TAKE THE RED PILL, ILLUMINATI EATS YOUR CHILDREN AND TAXES R THEFT",WE MUST TIE OUR CURRENCY TO SOMETHING THAT HAS ACTUAL INTRINSIC VALUE LIKE GOLD. +Keep trying. Think deeper than just your mortal mind.,I'm... I'm going too deep... +Bobble Lee's 'Talking' is a hilarious series,:( +I take it that it wasn't too shabby then :P,"No, it was terrible, that's why we upvoted it." +Because his reign provoked the Cuban Revolution?,I guess we are so blinded that none of us can say that Batista was an authoritarian dictator responsible for thousands of deaths. +It's considered rape by deception in many jurisdictions.,"I'll agree to that, but as one commenter said it's a difficult thing to pin down and very difficult to challenge." +Legit can't tell if this is a joke page or not.,fairly sure it is. +What do you need to show the clerk when you buy cigs or booze?,"Oops, facts aren't allowed" +One disadvantage is that deliberately trying to circumvent your school's security policies may lead to disciplinary action.,He must be shaking in his boots +We do Best Buy cards for customers like you at work. Many people and many purchases qualify for 12 months of no interest.,*18 ;) +Boot camping for nothing,"eh it just started, but i'm not sure what they were doing for the last month." +"So when they admitted to doing this, it probably was them being misrepresented?","But when Trump admitted to sexual assault, it was just harmless boy talk." +"Ah brilliant I shall start scouring the Internet then, although from a quick glance it seems the price doesn't drop that much for 2nd hand processors.","Just remember that previous gen components require different RAM and a different motherboard from current gen stuff, so if you have some of that already you are locked into skylake" +"Yup, just got it on my last run (right after unlocking it), and damn that was a fun run. STILL managed to lose on Lich's 3rd phase, despite a whopping 8 health and Nanomachines, but it is what it is. Roll Bombs + Flaming Rounds = Death. Pools of fire *everywhere*, decided I'd stick with it for the hell of it...sometimes, you gotta do it for the zaniness, man. Oh, and just unlocked Casey and Charm Rounds...the latter seems pretty obvious, but I've no idea what the former will do. Exclusively melee?",Casey is a charge up Blasphemy with no glowing swords Good for ammo conserving though +Only person ever to be addicted to weed.,Macklemore too +I found a girl passed out behind a dumpster and raped her,That turned dark pretty quick +Roger Stone Floats Possibility Of Executing Bill Clinton For Treason,I'm sure the Secret Service is *delighted* by this election. +And she did all that while battling parkinson's and being mere moments from death. All while controlling the international media as well. Are we sure she isn't a muslim from Kenya too?,Don't forget all the pressure she must deal with heading an international ring of sex trade smugglers. +"That's disgusting. I live in Canada a short drive from washington and my family doesn't get bills from the hospital. $0 to have our daughter in the hospital and stay for 3 days, $0 for emergency surgery when my wife had a medical complication, $0 for extended stays by other family. You guys have so much more money than Canada but you refuse to take care of your people. It's disgusting to see the distain for obvious socialistic benefits harming people.",Yeah but much democracy can't have no communism +Husky singing in the bathtub,"Can't here him, the gifs volume is too low." +That's why 2Pac didn't roll with that skinny fake wannabe gangster. Pac soon learned Dre and Snoop got soft because of the money.,Aren't was passed tho whole you have to be a murderous gangster to be a cool rapper phase? +why is the prayer points blocked out lol,He doesn't want to get hacked +"hell, why would it be appropriate to concern oneself with anybody's sex life in the first place? ask one of these sports reporters how they like to fuck their wife during an interview. i bet the response would be how is that your business? that's an inappropriate question! well no shit, so is asking where a guy puts his dick",I think they'd say Well you're the one being interviewed which is another type of bullshit. +Usually 90% of the theories are wrong though lol,Well we don't know yet if we are on Mars or in Space +By being cis I am already mudering the trans community.,Did you just assume everyone's gender? +Yay even more football!,You mean double over time +It has never been prestigious anyway.,It was doomed the second a cruiserweight beat a legit heavyweight to become the first champion. +Health class,"Holy shit, I've been in this sub for 3 minutes and I already feel better" +I thought Obama was going to make things all better. I guess the establishment should've felt the Bern....,He might have been able to had the entire legislative branch not been fighting his every move the last six years. +It's harder to get a library card then vote,It's because librarians are fascists +Yeah that and I wanted a hard reset on my warlocks crucible stats.,"You can just track your stats monthly, unless you want to impress someone else...which never works out well." +Aren't those all the samething?,Not when you keep your condoms in your wallet/purse. +Fixer joins Phoenix 1 as their sub support,Is he there to fix Adrian's pot smoking problem? +"It's never mattered to me, except the big legendary of a game (mewtwo, lugia, rayquaza/deoxys, giratina, etc) always go in the master ball. It's like its own little trophy case","I caught Rayquaza in a quick ball, which was nice." +this deals with deathrattle better and doesn't have to be comboed to be effective though,"What do you combo twisting nether with, coin?" +Leap Dog,R u a wizard.jpeg +"Yes, well, if you HAVE to do something else while watching it, is a good indicator that it isn't entertaining/informative enough. :P When watching State of Exile, I wasn't doing anything else and it was enough. Mainly because I knew what the topics were.",It's PPTs plan to satisfy ggg with a podcast where you can listen to the podcast AND watch tv at the same time +"My building is missing the 4th, 13th, 14th, and 24th floor. It also has no units that end in 4. Yet there's a P4.",You'll find no BMWs there. +I've only seen brawls on other posts but finally had one today at B for a solid 7 min.,Looks like you whispered Chernobyl and then sneezed very hard. +Discount. $25. Three days remaining ;),...and there's no tradition for nerfing OP premium ships? +Dont threaten me with a good time Texting prank XD,Get prankd bro XDXD +Full Clip of Dwayne Johnson singing 'You're Welcome' (Moana),Didn't expect to be listening to a Disney movie soundtrack on my work commute this morning but here we are. +HLTV ranking update 12/12/2016,So happy for Astralis well deserved to see them finally getting some wins +Finally. Something actually useful and that isn't anti trump... I know you aren't a conservative but thank you for not being ignorant like some of the liberals,"Yeah, because when I hear ignorance, only liberals come to mind..." +What is your gi of choice? What made you choose this particular gi?,Killer Bee Scutellata - I prefer a heavier material coming from judo and the cut is right for my body shape. +I got a piece of sandpaper left. You want me to wipe your nose also. Hahah. Bunch of sensitive snowflakes up in here these days.,"Pointing out you're being an asshole doesn't make someone sensitive in the same way being an asshole doesn't make you edgy or get your point across any better, it just make you look like an asshole." +Minister wil automodus op mobiel,#Het is een complot om ons TomToms te laten kopen +Someone completely missed the point...,Today I encourage all Muslims take 20 minutes of your day to educate your children about not blowing up buildings. +"so, if playing phil galfond, just shove on the river and he'll fold anything?",Not if Phil is holding the nuts on the river. +Marlboro Black Lures Millennials Who Shunned Cowboy Image,Perhaps they should try their hand in the cannabis market if they really want to lure millennials. +You don't hear about people being shot on the street?,Yea I hear about mass shootings all the time on the street. +My friend is a silver elite player. This is the proudest moment of his cs career,0:10 aimlock +Prove it using sources.,"I dunno man, his argument is pretty compelling" +"Best pull you've gotten in bronze pack? I got URoRRuR'R'R 4 star a while ago in a free bronze, anybody else got amazing luck?","700 credits.....which gave me enough to 7* Teebo (no joke, I was out of energy and gems and raid was starting) which I took in to get top 10 and a Full Furnace." +me too thanks,Me too thanks +"Where Can I Find Tauros in NYC? Travelling to NY the next week, I will stay for a couple of days, would like to add this regional to my pokedex if possible, is there any part of the city with it is more common? Or it isnt even rare at all? Would also like a damn Lapras and Aerodactyl my priority here is a Tauros, thanks in advance!",Upper West side near Riverside drive between 90th and 120th. +"They said they were going to not have much going on with cars in this episode in the first episode. I doubt the American is going anywhere, he's a good driver and easy to ignore.","Then again, we already know they use Ben Collins later on, so maybe a comeback is in order?" +Anyone want to provide a list of the supposed 97 genders? Or provide proof that illegal immigrants are actually the worst thing to happen to this nation?,"Illegal immigrants and the CHInESe our taking are JoBS, if you KNeW that or cared YOu wood voted for King Donald I!" +"The writer calls out a key catalyst for Cross' empathy and can't be bothered to look up Michael Pollard's character's name (Herman). That's not helpful to his case. I liked SCROOGED on a superficial level, mostly for Murray's deadpan acting. It's exactly the sort of exercise in meta-narcissistic fantasy tropes of the dissociated affluent/powerful you've seen a thousand times from Hollywood.",How do you feel about Snow Buddies? +UAB study ties brain bleed to energy drink,"C'mon, a little brain bleed never hurt anybody!" +You really just tried to reason economic slavery -__- I'm done with this world.,it's not slavery cause there's money +"Spookin' it up in Saint Louis, MO Any active groups in the area, on either side of the river? No liberal orgs, please.",I hear the democratic party is very active in the area +"Do you still use a Mac Pro? If not, what did you replace it with?","Yep, late 2013 model here, use it for video editing and 3D modeling." +Big John says he won't referee MMA for much longer,"Yeah, he'll move over and follow Conor to WWE" +in EU it already ended. There is players still trying to get it.,"Ahh my bad, should have thought of that -_-" +"What the hell, where's Maryland.","With Washington DC, most of MD went for Trump by land area." +"Wait, but he's actually encouraging for the hiring of non-owner Americans. That cannot possibly be Trump.","It's not, but with Trump coming into Office, there won't be any more non-Americans." +AH HA,wow so relevant +what sydana is that?,Probably Misa +Interested to see what they look like.,Probably like a DeLorean. +Sounds great! who should we get to write the test?,Kellyanne Conway of course +Searched bumpah cars zombies on Google Images. Was not disappointed.,Thanks for satisfying my craving for zombie memes +"Hip bounced off of Cam, also sending him away from the fumble he didn't wanna pick up anyways.",I'm sure Cam would have jumped on the ball if it was a meaningful game. +No thread is safe.,No keyboard is safe +For telling the truth?,TIL Fish-human hybrids are real. +Racial pride never ends well.,"Uh oh, the Puerto Rican Arts Alliance is going to end in genocide" +I guess I just have a weird fetish for people that aren't hate-filled arseholes,But... le red pill says women love to be treated as subhuman +"In the week after 9/11, I had two Sikh students who were beaten up by drunken fratboys downtown for being ragheads. They were taken into custody for their protection, and eventually dropped out of school and returned to India because they and their families realized it just wasn't safe here. Land of the *free*, home of the *brave*.","Land of the free as long as you don't look, talk, or act different from me" +"Ebony I may have missed it somewhere but does anyone have any insight on why Ebony was plucked from a security guard job to come work for Barstool? I realize the main qualification for getting hired at Barstool within the last 3 months has been whether the candidate can fog a mirror, but Ebony's value to the organization is completely escaping me.","she said good morning to them every day, and KFC used to do a daily sneaker review with her which has now stopped so i'd say it was a crucial hire" +"He doesn't even align with them ideologically, the guy was a billionaire living in a country with regular food shortages, killed anyone saying it was maybe a little bit his fault while blaming the US. You couldn't possibly have a more un-equal society.",Yeah but he blamed the US and the US is literally the worst country +When did Tesla become practical? Did i miss that memo?,It's a wagon duh +"Oscar lost his fight with chronic kidney disease today. This is my last photo of him, all cozy in bed.","Godspeed, Oscar." +What is your opinion on this budget build?,I'd get a rx 470 or anything else better than a 460. +Battlefield 1 giveaway. I will pick winner randomly at 10pm mt.,I saw this post when it had zero comments and wasn't mod approved yet so that has to count for something right? +"Very, very bad logic.",Ya man fuck those people struggling to pay bills or put food on the table because their gov't screwed them over +"Side question: when 1.4 goes live, will all my BLIND pieces automatically become Banshee? Because that would be AWESOME! I've saved all of them.",Simple answer: Yes. +"kuk support with that slow, and athena adc with her passive",Going to try this now... +Must have been a sharp tongue,"Nah, kitten's are pussies" +My first structure fire call!,"Yea but, you're supposed to put it out." +Please confirm after using it if you also now get chapstick-lined pockets and lint-filled chapstick.,"The cap seals tight, so no issues so far." +"It does not take much command of the English language to understand the difference between the clear message -of actual Canadian values- delivered by Harper to Raul Castro, and the sycophantic suckup style presented to a dictator by Trudeau. Both Trudeaus.","Yeah, Harper was a fucking beacon of Canadian values." +School officials scramble over teachers' flip-bird photo,"This is very, very serious business." +How is character building and expanding the world by adding another community not momentum? That's setting up a lot for the future. That's like the definition of momentum on a show.,Because momentum is only defined as nonstop action and brutal character deaths! +Do you have a link to that video? I was looking at the speed he lifted at the Arnold and it was hitched pretty bad and not like Benni's 460 that came up so smooth and fast.,"No linky from me, but the Arnold was on the specially made elephant bar which was super whippy, guys like Shaw seemed to thrive on it but it looked to hinder Eddie." +"Make Desert Pantheon Aura Store Up To 1,000 Charges BUT ONLY Able To Use 500 A Day. Title","Yeah, let's fuck around with the balancing!" +i'm a nofapitarian,this is funny :D +"Why do Rogue, Shaman and Druid have a different number in Jade Golem cards Since all cards have been released, I am confused why they chose to give different amount of Jade Golem cards to the different classes. I mean Druid has three (arguably infinite), Shaman has three and Rogue has just two. While they fit quite well in the Rogue playstile, it still puts them in a disadvantage on how big the golems can get.",Because Thistle Tea +this is my hole it was made for me,kys plz diff --git a/chunk67.csv b/chunk67.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..c1356a4ee81932473659123a483b1b4a7700334f --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk67.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1668 @@ +Input,Output +What 18+6 is.,"26, right?" +"IGN: Stine. FC: 5258-0025-4430.Pikipek, Female, Level 24, Pokeball. Nature of Ditto Requested: Adamant. If I run out of the Nature requested, would you accept the other nature?: Yes Thanks in advance! :)","Just sent, enjoy your ditto" +"He might let the power get to his head and send in the military, and then comes the drama of explaining to the military families why soldiers died for his hotels.",He likes soldiers who don't die. +"part of that was the absurd amount of patriotism going on at the time. if it was even considered you were going against the president you were almost blacklisted. called unamerican and told to move outta the country. hey donnie dumbass, if you love putin so much go move to russia you fuck.","Hell, I've got Russian internet buddies I'd happily trade for Trump who despise Putin and what he stands for." +William Nylander and his brother Alex Nylander have signed endorsement deals with Bauer Hockey,"Whelp, this must be the reason why he missed last game, no other reason at all, no chance." +What annoys you about yourself?,"I eat too much junk and don't get enough exercise, if any." +"That's the squadmate, not OP....","Oh forgive my dumbness, my brain is just tired of a day of exams" +Do you think he noticed us?,I didn't see them please explain +Pete Rose getting his first Hall of Fame vote,Snubbing Casey Blake is not okay +One way to help your immune system identify and fight illnesses more effectively it to be vaccinated.,But is there an alternative that won't result in autism? +The Walking Dead's Latest Episode Is The Second-Worst Reviewed Of The Series,I've been waiting so long for an entire episode to be dedicated to Tara +The problem is that he's a teenager and has never worked.,Hey I'm a teenager that has never worked and I find that offensive +You left out the fact that it's one of the best logos in sports. But I may be biased.,It's not bias if it is fact.... +Seitz is a homegrown player?,Seitz is Generation Adidas +The religion of peace strikes again.,Is that sexual assault? +Where is the best Texas BBQ near San Antonio?,Bill Miller of course. +Sometimes people think good just means highlight reel,This guy is trying to start a leaf fan circlejerk i think +"I give him two before he's either impeached or his obese ass has a heart attack on the shitter, fat-Elvis style.","Oh God, President Mike Pence...." +Oh For Fucks Sake...,"Yea, he should have waiten for another somali officer to come and do it so no one could call rasist.." +Schefter: Statement from Josh Brown,"As bad as this situation is, at least he is going to get help and try to improve himself." +When you ascend to PC Gaming.,Gotta 1920x1080? +Yuimetal vs. KANYE,"Yes, make fun of the man having serious mental health issues, what fun" +He wasn't. He was standing outside.,"Like, he got out of the plane, leaving everybody on to watch him light up a freak-out dart?" +What kind of drugs are you on,"None, because I drink bottled water, and I don't get cancer on my pineal gland." +Who would prefer this icon over the new one?,I prefer the current one +"I agree it wasn't his decision, but he could have taken a moral stance and said Put me on the Fight Pass prelims, that's probably where I belong and I'll boost sales or break FP records. I thought righteousness was a thing of his. But I guess money will corrupt just about everyone's moral values.",Morals rarely have a place in decisions regarding business of this potential. +"Not joking. Got into a lengthy discussion about all of this with a friend who's working on her Ph.D. in Psychology and she said, and I quote, I'd rather have corruption than hate and destruction. On a related note, does anyone know if NASA is still accepting one-way applications to Mars, because I've seriously fucking had enough of Earth.",She's getting a PhD in FeeFee research so it doesn't surprise me. +Link doesn't work?,"Huh, works fine for me." +How white are you?,#ffffff +Former Missouri coach Gary Pinkel's cancer in remission,"I don't know anything about him, but great news!" +So assume 100 Tesla owners in your city.... Now assume they all need to leave on the same highway.... Now they all need to charge.... And they all have the same range..... You have 2 hours to get 400 miles to safety...... How's it gonna work out for you?,"It's not the ideal car for that kind of scenario, but it is quite rare." +Does anyone want to start a sketch comedy group? I'm currently looking for people to write sketches and act in youtube videos with me. I've done stand up for about a year now and recently shifted gears from stand up to sketch comedy. Let me know if you are interested!,"Sketch comedy, is that the type of comedy about sketches?" +"I don't know about y'all, but I know Jesus was white because in my Bible he speaks English. \- Most of my family around the Christmas table",The King James Bible is the word of God in English +"If you read the article, the principal and police officer were black. You don't have to be white to discriminate against others. It's sadly pretty common for black adults to be mistrusting of black children.",B-b-but Tumblr taught me that POC can't be racist +Hanging out with the Ninja Turtles,Teenage Mutant Animatronic Mascots +Thanks! She used to run a guild for neopets (IIRC) with her friends and she was a good sport at trying Star Wars battlefront so she gets the clan focus and shooter interest. That's my angle. I'm hoping that once she creates a character and sees the charm of vanilla destiny she'll catch interest :),"last little detail: for me, nothing is as psychologically relaxing as turning on the console after an aggravating drive or frustrating day of fruitless struggling with some abstract coding / statistical puzzle (working on making a career shift to data science in my late 40s, oh, haha... \*sob*) and just mindlessly shooting things on patrol, or even going into a crucible match (I am laughably horrible at PvP), and getting the bug-on-a-windshield treatment just for perspective." +"You're not lying, you're just wrong. Also worked at the refunds desk as well as registers in my previous job. Lady comes up to refund a product. Nothing's wrong, the kid already had it or something. No problems. Do you have a receipt? I ask, as is store policy, and I need a receipt to fill out the refund slip that gets sent to head office as a record of the return. Lady looks briefly in the plastic bag she brought the item in, I could've sworn I put it in here, maybe I forgot it and she starts rifling through her handbag and purse. While I'm waiting, I'm looking the item over, it looked pretty cool, a remote control car. I notice a sticker on the back of the box, it's a barcoded sticker with a price on it. Oh, I say, This isn't actually from us. I definitely bought it from here, The lady replies angrily, elbows deep in a pile of receipts in her purse. It has this sticker on it, I explain, pointing to the sticker, We don't put price tags on any of our items. It must've come from [other retailer that is literally a five minute walk away], I know they sticker their items. No, I bought it from here! I definitely remember buying it from here! Lady suddenly gets absolutely fucking furious, Are you calling me a liar?! I can't believe this!!!! She suddenly finds the correct receipt and brandishes it in my face, Look, I found the stupid receipt, it's from here!!!! She slams the receipt down on the counter. It's from the store I mentioned. She didn't buy it from us. Surprisingly, she just gets very quiet, packs up her things, and leaves.",But she was so sure she bought it from you So of course that must be the truth +"I just need to leave my phone number with you. I had a woman call in tonight. I just want to talk about this with you guys, because I'm just flabbergasted. C: Crazy Old Lady Me: Thanks for calling place, how many I help you? C: Yes, my nephew called in earlier and put something on hold. I just want to make sure you guys have the right phone number on it. Me: Of course, what was the name? C: Jane Doe So I rummage about trying to find a hold request with her name on it. I can't seem to find anything with her name on it in our hold drawer, where we keep our hold requests. There's nothing on the counter, nothing taped to our register terminals, I cannot see this woman's name anywhere. Me: Ma'am unfortunately I'm having trouble finding your name on it. What were you holding? C: I'm not sure. What? Me: You're not sure? C: I just need to update my phone number. Me: O-okay. All right, I get that. But I can't seem to find your name anywhere. So I don't know exactly what to put the proper phone number on. C: I just need to make sure that you guys have the right phone number. The one that you guys have is his moms, and I need you guys to call me when it comes in. Me: Oh, so it's something we ordered for you? C: Yes Me: Got you. Do you know what it is? C: No, but I need you to call me when it comes in. Lady, I need to to listen to yourself. Me: Well, I get shipments every day but Saturday and Sunday, and even if I have the right phone number I'm not gonna know when to call you, if I don't know what to look for when I'm opening our boxes. C: So you don't have my name there? Okay. She's not getting it. Me: no, I don't have your name here. C:Iit's Jane Doe, and my phone number is ######. Me: And I'm supposed to call you when your item comes in? C: Yes. Me: And what item is that? C: Hang on I'll need to call my nephew. *click* I honestly question my sanity afterwards.",I think I would be right there with you questioning my sanity and perhaps hers +I used my friends new iPhone 7 yesterday and it felt like a mess. The UI has gotten so ugly and there just seems to bebshit everywhere.,"Yeah, for sure" +"Cheater on pc, literally flies around the map throwing nades and shit.",That's called a bomber. +"WE ARE NOT RACIST, GOT IT? I just literally think white people aren't people","I can't believe I'm saying this, but I agree with u/VorpalEskimo." +Is this time for real? source?,Source: +Bitcoin Believer Peter Thiel Donates $1.25 Million to Trump,Bitcoin fees are too high! +That anti-Newcastle circlejerk rearing its ugly head once again.,"Yeah, the one that totally doesn't exist even though anything remotely pro Newcastle is downvoted into oblivion..." +"Because it's 25 years after the fact and the first instinct probably isn't to call them locust, especially considering they aren't technically locust to begin with -- they're genetically mutated due to the immulsion being literally killed inside of them due to them bomb Adam Fenix made. Also, the name Scion is very befitting -- literally it translates to offshoot or progeny. But it is accurate considering they are an offshoot of the locust race as a whole. The more important question to ask is why is he SIMPLY called Scion Elite. They didn't take the time to give him a name? The dude is a reputable badass and he doesn't even get a freaking name?","i suspect an attempted cash grab deal with microsoft secretly wanting partner with Toyota to promote their cars, hence the name scion." +"They have a chance to drop randomly at any Exp event, like implants themselves","thats why he said the engi thing, because engi is the class of lots of small xp ticks" +Google's AI Can Now Translate Between Languages It Wasn't Taught to Translate Between,And the result is equally unreadable. +Conor lost the title for being too much of a coward to defend it. It's fucking embarrassing.,"Yeh, I mean he just ducks everybody...seriously its like he doesn't even want to fight." +Andrew Klavan on Donald Trump and the Conservative Movement (Part 1),All this diversity of thought... +U.S. says Russia was behind hacking attempts against political organizations and state election systems,Yeah Snowden TOTALLY didn't give up any files to the Russians +I've never played Final Fantasy before. Can I jump into this?,Yes! +Pretty sure he has two Twitters.,Oh alright +Ok but not this idea please they will take it seriously,I want them to take it seriously :) +"For me, the walls breathed and concaved and convexed. Trees kaleidoscoped in on themselves and water seemed like more of a semi solid than a liquid.",I always describe high doses of LSD is a kaleidoscope of colors +Yes I'm sure you route all your traffic through tor. How long did this comment take to post?,Judging by how much it takes to him to answer I guess alot +How do you know she wasn't the one bullying?,Because she's a girl duh. +Unpopular opinion but I'd buy Battlepacks if they included weapons in them,This sounds like a great idea Let's put some op weapons in the game and let RNJesus and money decide who will get them. +"At first I thought you meant 101 km/h Looks like a nice place to ride, I love the sea",It's still impressive in 3 hours if you ask me. +Good Safe Jobs Jobs,Definitely hasn't been posted here yet. +Why is that accurate as fuck? Genuinely curious.,Because he loves Lelalt +Galina Dubenenko,her arms are wet - so a definate turn on... +"6 rockets fired, 5 land short in Gaza.",maybe they are testing to see if their tunnels are rocket proof... +Who is he? What's his name? I feel like he's going to drop a cheesy Willie Revillame album with that overall vibe.,*igiling-giling... igiling-giling...* +1-Aug,It was 7-1... +How close are the UK version and the US versions? From what i see the first season seems like it's word for word but what about later seasons?,"The first episode (which is the only one I've seen so far) was identical, it's ridiculous how close the US version stuck to it" +I would have indulged in the South Park references but sadly I don't watch the show,It's not too late! +"Give an option for a normal (like non-sniper) zoom. Remove weapon sway on snipers. Boom, snipers are suddenly a tiny bit more viable. A tiny bit.",Well you could just use the Lex P. and get all those things.... +It's against God's law.,Forgot a +lol people are hoping so cause they spend 120k on carbons lol,I got one for 103k and was like wow steal.... +Tyreek Hill dropped 25 last week but you don't start him over Julio Jones.,"you're right, you start tyler gabriel over julio" +I am starting Gurley. I'm not going to overreact and get cute by sitting my number one pick week 2 of the season.,So I guess I shouldn't sit Keenan Allen? +Startling hypocrisy!,Sounds like you're a sexist! +They drew first blood cricket.,Is that Rambo? +"So is Forgiven actually quitting League and moving to Overwatch? I know in the beginning of the summer split he said he wanted to focus on Overwatch and he is a free agent currently, but is he planning and leaving LoL all together?",It's clear that he left H2K after learning that Weldon was coming +Thinking of naming this level Upchuck,What game is this? +"I personally agree with your wife, though I don't think I would go as far to call it creepy. I personally don't randomly talk to people, especially at the grocery store, so it weirds me out a bit when someone does that to me. The weird factor gets increased if it kind of seems like they were following me and checking out what I got (not saying you do that). If the person is making casual conversation when in the check out line, it is less weird but still... grocery time is not my social hour :3","Yeah, after getting banned from a few stores, I had to stop following people." +Riff Raff v. 2.0 - under 1ex RT DoT Blade Flurry Gladiator,Yeah no way a bleed/poison blade flurry build will get nerfed +"Got into an argument with my DM about whether an arrow of elf slaying does half damage to half-elves... Led to a heated debate, but eventually it ended in a drow","If it ended up in a drow, it did full damage though." +"The fact that voter-ID decreases turnout does not mean less people voted, it means less illegals voted!",Implying illegals aren't people.. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE +The only sore losers i see are the people who still can't accept the fact that he won the presidency.,"yeah because we should only care about politics once every four years, then sit back and allow the president to do whatever the fuck they want" +"It's like, yes, there are arguments I can see against it where I would go like hmm. good point. Like the fact that it has a potent smell and if your neighbor is smoking a doob on his porch while you're having a nice family barbecue, there's nothing you can do about the overpowering odor. Or that it wouldn't stop drug dealers because they will sell for a lower price due to the high taxes. Or that you'll get lots of drug tourists which you may not necessarily want in downtown Boston. But... the reasons they gave. **YOUR PET COULD OVERDOSE** **YOUR NEIGHBOR COULD GROW IT** **ALL PRESCHOOLS WOULD IMMEDIATELY BE NEXT TO POT SHOPS AND YOUR CHILDREN WILL BE CORRUPTED** I was probably already voting yes. But anytime one side sounds completely insane I'm going to vote the other way. So they really cemented my vote for it.","my dog ate a ciggy butt once and cost me hundresa at the vet, lets make smokes illegal" +Only available on Playstation,Well PC is just for old fashioned people who can't afford a PlayStation anyway +Apparently emotions are irrational vestiges from the evolutionary past,Basically birth control pills are responsible for the downfall of society! +Rough year for Anna Kendrick...,"Well aside a couple of decent flicks, she is bad in the rest so" +Whoops just shared it to twitter,"Oh no, but she said not to..." +And cartel :(,"What do you mean, it's the very first one!" +Keelback is a bad choice but is the cheapest.,"It's not even charmingly shit, it's just shit." +"I was essentially told god would bless blind submission because it was the right thing to do, even if the leader was wrong.",It's not blind submission--it's faith! +Shauny looks a little Down. Wish him Happy Birthday everyone.,"Get bond, Shauny!" +BUT WERE CONSERVASTIVES,I think you dropped this +#TrumpsTraps - The MSM falls for it again. Hillary proposed the Flag Protection Act of 2005. BTFO,Well if Hillary did it then it must be okay. +No fake news here folks,"Right that's it, ban the knife" +"IIRC he's from the area and turned down or declined to interview for a number of other opportunities because he wants to work for the White Sox specifically (not necessarily Jerry & Kenny)... that is to say, it appears this is his dream job. Like the rest of us, I think he would prefer different owners/individuals that wouldn't overrule him and let him do his thing. I don't think he will leave unless it gets toxic, because he wants to be in Chicago, and they know they can't do better than him.",oh sorry I was making a joke should've put +Pandaren are the most OP race this expansion,Personally I'm more of a float gently down on the wings of a laser bear chicken kind of guy. +"This probably won't make you feel better, but that line in particular is an inside joke/callback to his Guns, Germs, & Steel video where he added a similar line (something along the lines of This video was inspired by Guns, Germs, & Steel, simply the BEST history book ever written) just to stir the pot and make everyone who already hates GG&S even more angry, which he disclosed in his excellent podcast. On the surface Grey's channel may look like a bastion of rationality and even-handedness, but deep down he's just as much on an internet troll as the rest of us.",So... It's clickbait? +Trump picks Exxon CEO Tillerson for secretary of State: report,Fuck. +Will you guys please fix the Androxus reversal bug,"No, they're going to leave it because they don't care about their game" +Solution to improve battery,I hope Switch does have interchangeable batteries (similar to DJI drones) or on the other hand a decent 8 hour battery life. +Noble soldier delivers epic Braveheart style speech at Standing Rock,2x war veteran sounds like something a war veteran would say. +Where the path to success begins.,I actually refused to sign my bosses' card this year. +"Pregame Thread: November 29, 2016 - Montreal at Anaheim 7:00 PM PST - Honda Center - Anaheim - CA - RDS / FS-W",Thank you Typography class for being on Tuesdays... +Looks like something you made yourself.,Good observation i wonder if he did +Your comment reads like a statement of fact. Slim people find humor in the video. So to say that literally nothing is funny about it is objectively wrong.,"So what, you're saying fat people won't find it funny?" +"would you be interested in a perfect 5iv moon ball adamant lightningrod cubone ? :O other than that all i have is 5iv breedjects (bold friendball berserk drampas, careful heavyball komalas, adamant blue+moonball and red+loveball miniors, adamant friend bounsweets, modest HA loveball eevees, bold HA moonball mareanies, bold triage friendball comfeys, etc.)",Would you do 1 grubbin for 4 breedjects? +"I do use the autofeeder myself but imo it isn't that necessary at the beginning. It only shoots out 6 food items at a time, so if you have more slimes, they'll still go hungry and if you have fewer, the food will probably go to waste. So I think at the beginning it may be better to just manually feed them. And usually at the beginning of the game, the player doesn't really have loads of food anyway, so there's not much risk of food spoiling inside the enclosure. Also, there have been a couple of patches when the autofeeder bugs out and spits out everything it has inside it. But yeah, I would definitely prioritize the autofeeder upgrade over the Music Box.",Is it physically possible to vac up less than 6 pink slimes at once? +Is there some zany comicbooky explanation for Johnny's reaction here? Like is he infected with a rage-virus or something?,"Parker just bought out the Baxter Building and expressed plans to remodel, so Johnny is on edge." +Reenacting the death of Boromir.,Spoiler alert! +"No, both trained him in a different period of time. Regal didn't work for HBK's wrestling school.","I think Regal worked with Bryan in Memphis years ago, when the developmental system was barely starting." +Number 40 might have a tough time living up to the hype of his name.,And 17 +"YAY! Welcome to Philly! I'm in the suburbs and have a few friends in they, it's a fun place to be. If you have questions about the area feel free to send me a PM!",Thank you :) +State of The Subs 2016 :: Week 12,Great job including General Luck but WHERE is the Titans weekly dank pepe? +"As a Gold IV representative of LoL, I can attest to that.",Nonono you're supposed to rage whenever you get them on the enemy team because terrible Rito matchmaking +thanks,too me +"Ah, the old follow the rules at all costs, regardless of the reason for the rules. Engage your brain. We are not automatons.","Wow, I wish I was a rebel like you with such a free mind" +Oh god that's scary.,"Nah, J Cole and Kurtis Blow are basically the same." +"There we go, somebody gets it. I personally think it's pretty pathetic to use your veteran status as some kind of political leverage. I took that work very seriously and see no difference between wearing your uniform to a protest and standing on an American flag.","You know, cuz no one uses veterans as political leverage" +"100% thought he had a cushiony vest on with pillows and stuff, then had the fireworks wrapped around that. Nope.",Same +All trains in Singapore are driverless...,Australia is different +All the money that's going to be drained out of the account on useless (expensive) items that'll just be tossed a week later.,"but but but I am sure you will use this chocolate fountain every week, right ?" +He's Steve Irwin crossed with Steve-O,Coyote shoul change his name to Steve Owen +You had an instance crash. Nothing you can do.,but how do i use this to dupe items +Unnecessary $54 Billion Transit Package Passes Easily in Seattle,Make Transit Great Again! +"I did, but someone called the cops after a while :(",S A V A G E +He speaks perfectly good Enlgish and at a fluent level too.,"I wouldnt say perfect, his sentence structure is still a bit rough but he definitely has progresses leaps and bounds since his signing" +"Don't tell them that, when you adjust for the socio-economic status of students, US schools perform similarly to Western European schools or they'll really get riled up.",BUT IN SWEDEN/POLAND/FINLAND TEACHERS MAKE SO MUCH MONEY AND SMART PEOPLE WANT TO BE TEACHERS UNLIKE IN AMERICA WHERE IT IS A BUNCH OF IDIOTS +"I grew up in upstate new York. There are a ton of poor depressed areas. Look at Troy. Syracuse, Rochester, and buffalo have all been in a long decline and only recently started coming back. New York city is full of people who don't work at financial institutions and who need welfare. Very few private companies are going to support the poor if the government doesn't. Unrelated industries aren't going to benefit that much from banking.","Yeah, but stigginit!" +being nude is pretty unny :),So I think what we all want to see is a gif of you playing with those titties. +PWO (Patriots World Order)! Roger Bischoff would be pissed,REX RYAN HAS BETRAYED BILLS MAFIA +Each of the Leafs top 3 lines should have someone with the speed to match up with McDavid when they don't have the option to put Kadri out there right away. Even the 4th line could work if they put Soshnikov with them and put Nylander on Kadri's line. I'd only be worried about matchups if Polwick gets stuck out there trying to defend against him.,Yeah that McDavid is super overrated +US government health plans spent over $1 billion on EpiPens over five years,"The US Government has never been known to save money, especially *our* money." +"This is something I've never understood, from Vice getting access to Cartels, and syndicates world wide, you'd expect that with their request for access comes some notoriety, and providence. I, personally, have never heard of this photographer, and albeit I do not have the greatest eye for photography, but I wasn't all that excited, interested or moved by his images. Which garners the question, how exactly did someone, so seemingly ordinary, get access to such a close-knit family? Perhaps we're being a little naive, and it was through a contractual basis, and/or that he himself had to prove his worth and comit some crimes so they had something to fall back on had he attempted to bring down the family. Much the same that undercover cops will have to do things that aren't exactly morally or ethically in line with what they preach when it comes to Protect and Serve.","Lol, the real world isn't some kind of anime or tv show guy" +"Whats your favorite map? Games been out for almost a month now, what are your favorite maps? Mine is Mayday. Honestly Treyarch need to look at this map if they plan on making another 3 lane map game looking at BO3 This map does the 3 lane structure much better then any map treyarch attempted to do with their past game. I also enjoy frontier despite the subs hate for it. It gives me that Star wars feel for it I don't know why. I don't really dislike any maps for once so great job by IW for making the best maps in this new movement system!","I love retaliation, don't know why, but I'm a sucker for European architecture" +24K Not 24 k,username checks out +LF4M Iron Bananner Drop PSN below,FragnificentKW +"Cooper? When did he move to QLD? I'm not super familiar with League eligibility rules either, what's the age cutoff for them?",Eligibility is based on where you played your first senior/grade rugby. +"The unions are such an important part to this discussion. Countries like Iceland have disgustingly low unemployment and amazing wages at the bottom, purely because of widespread trade unions. They don't even have a national minimum wage because of a reliance on trade unions to ensure their workers are taken care of.",But unions are the devil and do nothing but take your hard earned wages and cause problems for the real job creators of this country. +Any chance I can get that on a zip,In Canada we don't use Zip code +Last chance to get your Buffalo wild wings codes!,ty +Got that whole fucking rumor is pathetic. Crawl back into your hole.,It's not a rumor there's been a huge child molestation ring in big name politics that nobody has blown a whistle or accidentally leaked anything about it for years! +"Imzy is so the opposite of reddit. Recently I saw a leader of a huge community forced to step down because they made an anti-trans joke. Not full on hate speech, but a sort of 'attack helicopter' type of reference. It's just night and day.","Ah yes, the original and hilarious attack helicopter joke" +Amazon == Ebay nowadays. Gotta do your research on any seller.,"i actually bought an mvp 3.0 pro from amazon and it was legit, although that mod really wasn't worth the 60$ price tag when i could of gotten a segelie 213 for 70$." +What part of a catholic life is discriminated against?,The part where they aren't allowed to discriminate against others +"Mainstream media has failed to inform their viewers of the facts in favor of shoving childish controversy and false equivalences down everybody's throat for clicks and views. But the blame cannot all be placed on the media for this, at some point you also have to blame the American public who, despite polls that say they don't trust the media, either still watch it, or blindly believe whatever shows up in their Facebook feed. The only way it will get better is if it's no longer lucrative to avoid the truth or lie.","Yeah, this is basically advocating for people like Breitbart and American Liberation News (or whatever crazy site people believe these days) to take over, as if they're any better." +"Since everyone else is going for the attack, I'll go for the logic. Ending the cheap labor would have devastating effects on several markets, and nobody wants to pay more for their fruits, let alone wines, or for their buildings, or a number of other things involving manual labor. It really is a systemic problem that will be difficult to solve.",We'd have an inflation the likes of which we have never seen in our lifetimes. +"I did a research paper on airplanes in WWI. When they first fired a mounted cannon, the plane lost all momentum, stopped in the air and fell to the ground. Luckily, that pilot had a parachute (they didn't let combat fighters use parachutes).",I wonder if not giving the fighter pilots a parachute was as an incentive to not lose a dogfight? +You must not have any international friends or family.,But isn't *everyone* international? +Mostly the English who are very very salty at the moment. Don't pay attention to the trolls. Idiots.,"Yeah, I always thought F1 would be better without The English" +I have 2 pixel on one account... does that mean I get credit for both or just counts on one...?,"1 credit for line, up to 8 lines/pixels" +INSANE Bard Portal,YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE +"Lecehkan Lafaz Allah, Hotel Novita Resmi Ditutup Wali Kota",You can close a hotel for unrelated religious reason... Damn how far back in time have we traveled this year.... It's the Dark ages all over again Or maybe lupa bayar 'tagihan' +"For real, though, I've met more vegan Buffy fans than vegans or Buffy fans in real life.","Another vegan Buffy fan, I feel like I should announce myself!" +"AJ Styles better make a cameo, dropping a bunch of kids off at a soccer game and driving a mini van.",Have him dropping off Anderson and Gallows +Not for Moscow or any other big city.,"Maybe not for Moscow, but I'm pretty sure that **average** person in any other city makes notably less than 50k roubles a month" +I still click the button to level up abilities as opposed to hitting ctrl+Q/W/E/R. I know the enormous value of it (especially since my main is so combo/lv6 powerspike reliant) and that it wouldn't be too hard to teach myself but never in 3 years have I bothered to change the habit.,Fuck you obvious syndra main go fys +Am I the only one that doesn't understand people putting rooftop luggage carriers on sports cars? If they are that rich why not buy a cheap SUV for your winter sports needs?,"Yeah, why buy a Huracan when a Chevy Trax do the exact same thing and nobody will think it's not an Audi." +"Lol, are you claiming to know how the game was coded?",yes I completely memorized all the game's lines of code by just playing it for 3 hours +Ah thanks for this. It looks like getting even close is gonna be expensive haha. I have a compressor and a strat but it appears I also need a musical genius too.,"To be honest, Gilmourish is an excellent resource for those who want to get *exact* tones, but he has some great options for alternatives if you don't want to shell out a few grand trying to sound like just one song." +Rick and Morty! Watched them all recently and remember it but can't quite place the episode! :),A rickle in time +"So you're saying they didn't play to implement HBM into Vega like they showed on the Way forward slides for the past few years?, Navi will be NXT memory. Who says rumoring that this will be a dual 480? Do we think this because Fiji was a dual R9 285? With interposer for HBM?","What you are saying makes no sense, Fiji wasn't a dual 285, they need to make a new chip to implement HBM because it's so drastically different from GDDR5, the only new chips that AMD will be putting out is Vega, a dual Polaris card would not be Vega" +The average human is more liquid than solid though?,Don't we have more plasma technically +Hands up boi's,god this sub's obsession with leaks is cancer +este cometario merece mas downvotes.,"Por lo menos voy a la cancha, bobo" +PlayStation Meeting 2016: Main Event,Kinda Stupid! +Today.,Sauce? +Lady Gaga to NRJ France in regards to the 'Million Reasons' Music Video - It's coming out in the next couple of weeks. There's a little surprise with it and a twist. What do you guys think the surprise is? Revival of the flying dress? Million Reasons Remix feat. Kendrick Lamar? Another Marina Abromavich demonstrational video?,Stop trying to make ARTPOP happen! +Execute Order 66,Trigger article 50 +NASCAR releases 2017 schedule for the Whelen Euro Series,Of course they put road courses in their playoff system. +"Well... I mean, people are into what they are into, I can respect that.... but would why he post this on FB?",because the attentions +If you need a fan and heatsinks on a Pi I really wonder what on earth you're doing with it but fair enough,Overclocking can make it run a little toasty. +"Redditors, what motivated you to create your reddit account?",I'd heard Bill Nye did an AMA on here and was interested That's where it started +There's no need to call her a bitch.,"Sorry, mom." +Divorce rate increasing in Pakistan due to gas outages,Sounds like they were very healthy relationships to begin with +"Then get a case or a phone that isnt made to fail so you buy a new screen every 3 months, had crapple before, switched to Android and never looking back","Guys, remember: Android phones use better glass that doesn't break" +Pilot is really bad tho LUL,Just like Huni and Reignover +one of these things is not like the other...,Yeah em is white +"John Cleese, Eric Idle, Betty White, and it will be revealed that Tupac and Michael Jackson were alive in hiding but did die.",But Biggie did die? +That's not how that works.,Biblical proof? +"Interesting LE and CE options. The Blackguard could be a fun villain, who cheats in fights, and can always escape if they start to lose. Seems strong mechanically.","I'd say treachery is more neutral evil than chaotic evil, they care too much about their own safety." +No but seriously?,"If I recall correctly, the CAT 797F, a comparable ultra class mining truck, has a 106L 20 cylinder in line engine." +"Yeah, I did some quick napkin math. Assuming it's 1%, you'd need to farm 12,000 of Fire, Ice, Light, and Dark (each). And 6,000 of the remaining 4. That's 72,000 Megacrysts. Assuming you want this within a year, that's 200 Megacrysts PER DAY. For really a bragging item. Because let's face it, with the 300% CAP to stat-boost, you won't need an Exceed Ring on your main stat. It'll just make your DPS tankier. Or Tank tankier. Well, any unit, tankier...","But if you have 2 of them, your character has double base stats, totally worth it ^" +Marcus almost outrushed Demarco on 1/3 of the carries! Props to the Browns who shut our run attack down. They have a stout line. Rushing Car Yds Avg TDs D. Murray 21 65 3.1 1 M. Mariota 7 64 9.1 0,"I mean, idk if that's a great thing, seeing as Demarco really struggled" +Cattermole is Low/High,"I know, that's why he sits so deep." +I think he means attack on Titan.,SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE +"Almost positive it's a quartz geode, and a nice one at that! Good find!","Yes, a nice quartz geode." +Ramen = noodles. Rahman = Arabic male name meaning merciful/compassionate.,oh yeah I knew that. +adblock is free.,Yeah but it's stealing from hard working creators +"Oh, okay then. Maybe I'll just pass on swimming here.",Just a bunch of Liberal bullshit... +"No, but their name should be known and when his grand son will look in grandpas eyes it will know that he was not the nice and kind man that he thought. It will know the truth that it was a monster that was capable of bringing suffering to his kind.",Yeah the sins of the father should be passed to the son and grandson +Maybe we need another roast thread lol,I'm saying. +Thank you :),"Duke also, but he left now." +That was my mantra when Al Gore won the popular vote in 2000 but that didn't stop Bush and his war monger cabinet from using 9/11 to get us in a bullshit war costing trillions and creating a housing crisis that destroyed the economy.,"no that was Obama's fault, member?" +Trump and his inner circle have more connections to the child pedo operations than the podesta emails. It will all exposed eventually.,Thank goodness we have you to expose it all. +Tomorrow is December 1st,Holy shit you're right lol I would guess next week but if we're lucky Friday! +Very nice. Pretty good strategy to try to give monsters some card advantage. Thanks!,"It's a crapshoot, but if you hit it, should be enough to work." +But Windows Phone doesn't have the support or love that Linux does...,It will soon.. I'm hearing that 2017 is the hear of Windows Phone. +/R/ALL HAS BEEN PURGED OF THE_DONALD STICKIES! BASED SPEZ,Huh...go figure; the Trumplerinas don't like being marginalized... +Is it okay to say it if you get stomped and lose?,no if u do ur a literal piece of trash +"FC Cincinnati right now but could end up being Tampa Bay or San Antonio. Sacramento is a good shout also. Keep an eye on Reno. Good management, deep-pocketed owner and a smart agreement with San Jose.",Follow up: why do you feel this way +WTF FALLEN,It's a common angle to check guys +"I've honestly been thinking, and I think democrats need to start this example with Marijuana being a states rights thing, and move it to the rest of our partisan issues. Imagine if you take somewhere like california. You make pot legal, gay marriage legal, then you give them a state wide universal healthcare program, decriminalize drug abuse, and make state Colleges basically free for in state residents. Now imagine you do the same for all other blue states. A deal so enticing that people will move out of their red states to them. Or vote people into their red states who promise to do the same thing. Beat them at their own game, and soon the entire country is begging to be at the same point of progress. I think this is the key for democrats. Stop trying to force progress on a national level. Do it on a state level and watch the freedom of choice force them to the right. And if they chose to stay in their states than cool, at least the rest of us have places to live how we want to.",And the money for this will just fall out of the sky! +"Not a chance. What a shitty pick, I'm so angry I wasted my second rounder.",To a lot of people that's their wasted first rounder. +"Hmm, the sneak peek video they emailed out today showed a bunch of gals with bright red lips and big falsies with a VO about parties... This could be close to the right box!","It also mentioned haircare though, so I'm betting we'll get a hair product." +"A, A a A a a? A a a a a a a a a a a? A a a.",Ggg GGGG ggGggg GGGGgggG g G gGg gggg G. +"Once again, not so good with the maths.","He can't even spell cheese, what do you expect." +What color band is that?,Cocoa band. +Not exactly sources I would cite in my thesis.,you mean to tell me internet blogs arent reliable? +Mfw trying to wake up for my 4:30am shift.,MFW trying to wake up for my 4:30am shift after drinking the night previously +Hehehehe,"This guy gets it, kilts all the way!" +Would you rather have the president elect assassinated than not take precautions in his residence?,... Kinda? +And he's SOL in a chemical attack. Tough to lead his me when he's doing the dying cockroach.,Because gas attacks on us troops is so common +"Please just nix hasbro rail, seriously.",Where are me going to put my battlescout camera? +Who will be worth more in 5 days? TOTW Ovi or MOV McDavid?,MOV Collectibles +"Also, soccer hooligans would step on all the babies.",And riot if their favorite baby didn't win. +"I guess you can't say I am not biased, but I think OSU would be #4 and Washington #3 because of conference championship.","Valid point, but committee has made one thing clear: Alabama-OSU is their preferred championship." +I finally caught this son of a gum! :D,Nice Do you always screenshot every pokemon you catch. +Why do League players seem to think Overwatch has failed? Been seeing this a lot on the LOL boards and I don't get it. It was #1 this week in pc bangs and built a huge following in little time. It seems like a massive success to me. What am I missing?,jealousy +cavs without lebron dont make the playoffs,If their record without LeBron is any indication they'd be the worst team in the league +What if a truck hits it in the middle? Suspending yourself from the ceiling might be your best all around bet.,"Or on the roof, outside, in case you need to jump..." +"The bums in Tacoma are nicer than the bums in Seattle, tbh.",I'm a firefighter in white center and the bums up there are mean lol. +"I have avoided complaining about this game since launch, but I just have to say that this tracker is absolutely garbabe. I went to a popular spot out by a lake that me and my friend like to play at, since we wanted to try the new tracker. This is a nice spot for water pokemon and Poliwag's, Magikarp's and Slowpoke's constantly spawn out there. The old nearby system wasn't too bad because we pinpointed where the pokemon spawned around the lake, and if a Poliwag or Magikarp popped up on the nearby, we had a general idea of where to look. So we go out there and I pull up the new tracker Pidgey, Pidgey, Spearow, Rattata.. Hmm, okay. It must be a bad time of the day for spawns. Nope. We walk around a little bit and encounter a Poliwag, a Staryu and some other less common pokemon that weren't even on the nearby anymore. Fucking genius, Niantic. I would much rather prefer the old nearby system because it at least picked up all the pokemon within your area, and I guarantee it would have picked up the Poliwag that the new one didn't. **The new tracker page wasn't even filled up, so it's not like there wasn't room for the Poliwag, and they were giving priority to the pidgey's and spearow's. It literally just wan't showing up.** This tracking system is an absolute botch. Niantic, please give the players an option to switch back to the old system. What the fuck are you thinking, can you even give a game viable updates? Oh, and on our way back home I pull up the nearby beside a pokestop to find a page populated with Pidgey's and Rattata's, and a Bulbasaur spawned damn near right beside me. Sure am glad that we'll be able to track Pidgey's halfway to Mordor but won't be able to see nearby Pokemon in the next yard over anymore.",Complain on the Twitter page. +Why use a botnet? Just convince a few thousand Trump supporters that we support Sarah Palin for Secretary of Energy or something and away we go!,I thought that's what a botnet was. +#Hello .500 my old friend,obviously NBA is scripted and they made it so that the Lakers will always be .500 until the end of the season +Congratulations! You are dead to me 16x! And to think you were looking so hopeful last week...,2 more times and you can legally screw him! +"Karl-Anthony Towns had a career high 47 points tonight, along with 18 rebounds","Your username + flair combination confuses me as a Lakers fan, OP." +"He doesn't have a history of sexual assault. He has a history of allegations that have never gone anywhere, most likely because they are bogus.",Plus that video audio of him admitting he grabs them by the pussy is another bogus lie made up by the Chinese. +Do you have SLI on console?,I dont know what that is +"Yeah it would, but considering our customs apply a 50% tax on everything we buy from other countires, I think I will end up buying a magicforce 68 with kailh switches or a drevo with outemus","If you are not going to spend the money on gaterons, get a board with outemu blues." +This is gonna get removed.,Y +Suppression of dissent is about as facist as it gets,"lol, you can't make this stuff up." +Bring back Bernie Sanders!,Trully our only hope. +"I had no idea. All of these hours playing TF2, and I never picked up on that. I mostly used pyro to boop though.",To be fair it was only added a few months ago. +Delivering by bike or just biking in the city in general?,All of the above +Softcore image board is forced to shutdown by government body.,not a fan of lowyat forum; mind to summarizes or at least copy paste? +Maybe it's because they're not killing people... Dumbass,"Of course, because we all know blacks aren't people right?" +"I am glad I live in Germany, where all education - including college - is free.",Fuck off with your representative government +"It is subjective, but losing the popular vote by the biggest margin in 192 years is so very definitely *not* a landslide.",Which is why I said 'electoral'. +Can the T_D move to Voat already? Please. It's time.,How about banning /pedofriends before ? +Drop Frazier for him?,I'd do it since Tyreke is gonna be back on Friday I believe. +I know that for AMD cards RadeonPro allows you to do what you want. Maybe Nvidia Inspector can do the same.,"Oh yeah, Nvidia Inspector that's the one thanks" +I work right next to it!,Frankies? +Georgia Pacific,Cingular +"What is the second dumbest rule in baseball? (Borrowed from r/nhl) First being the DH, of course.","Huh, I didn't know the NHL also had a DH" +Martin Hinteregger: Rangnick and Red Bull are destroying Red Bull Salzburg,Can't wait to see them do the very same thing to Leipzig some years from now. +"No, only the countries that are geographically in Europe. Uzbekistan, Turkmenistan, Kyrgyzstan and Tajikistan are not eligible for UEFA",But Kazakhstan isn't geographically in Europe? +Why are most the murder/abduction victims in the Australian outback usually European tourists/backpackers?,Because in a few years it will make a good movie +Barney **Bitch Tits** Frank,His name was Robert Paulson +"It won't be. I think it's too absurd and the majority of players probably don't know this thing existed. I didn't until I started browsing this subreddit. Zeppelins and armoured trains are much more well known, both from the war and that general era. It could also be said that this just wasn't an effective weapon, but then again airships weren't either and DICE made them a force to be reckoned with in the game.","They already went way over the top with black german soldiers in france, a tsar tank is the logical next step." +U God has some of the best all time Wu verses imo,That Pinky Ring verse is so good +"Yes, become an hero instead!",a hero* +"I can't imagine, Leblanc, talon, rengar...they will nuke even more.",Talon and LeBlanc take their sweet-ass time to delete people now. +"why aren't that image photoshopped 50 times by now, you might ask?",Soros whipping out his unit +Sean Hannity claims to always tell the truth...... But on the last episode he referred to Michelle Obama as she.,I was HOPING for something witty and you delivered! +Malcolm Mitchell you lucky son of a bitch. You get the locker next to Tommy!,No luck involved. +What word?,"I cannot tell, suffice to say is one of the words the Knights of Ni cannot hear." +You can't just say I'm not racist and just... not be racist. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.,But fuck your opinion. +Heatwave offers / keys (keys preferred) :),15 keys + hypernova + black asterias? +"Well just one example - if everything you type is sent to Microsoft for analysis, and Microsoft has a breach, then whoever got into Microsoft can pose as you and take over your life. Open credit cards and bank accounts, drain your accounts, anything. On the political side, we know Microsoft sends data to the government. The government never likes those that speak out against it, and executive power has grown exponentially into he past few decades. Giving up all your data to be collected and analyzed allows the government to cultivate a list of political dissidents. And with Trump constantly talking about weakening the first amendment that's a scary thing. The executive branch has a lot of discretion in what kinds of cases it decides to investigate and prosecute, and having vast amounts of data with which to categorize people based on views, habits, thoughts, etc is a very powerful tool to target populations","Silly that people are down voting your well thought out explanation, it is a very valid concern these days" +What's the most popular Philly slang other than sayin jawn,Young bol +Well I'm just glad that the UK government haven't passed any sort of law that would allow them access to my Internet history. Oh wait...,But how would they run a fire department without full access to the internet history of everyone in the UK? +I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy who says Shenanigans.,shenanigans +Nah they tend not to do truly evil shit like that. Just crappy sales that aren't actual sales.,#you dropped this +deadlift is mostly done by girls to get a huge booty,Yes. +I heard about the Chinese and not being the nail that sticks out but I didn't know they all had the same umbrella and stood equidistant from each other.,This is only when they are in the gaseous state. +"Some pics from a Weekend in Vila nova de Cerveira, Portugal (a6000+Sigma 30mm 2.8)",belas fotos! +Cat.,Dog. +"Seriously, s/he dropped the ball missing that pun",But then THEY wouldn't have had the opportunity to show them the opportunity they missed! +It won't matter if they plan for the run or not if we block the way we have been. Mike Daniels alone wrecked our shit. They didn't need to run blitz,"To be fair, Daniels is criminally underrated, and with totally unbiased goggles on, is a top 5 DL." +"it's currently giving a ton more SR for wins compared to the SR subtracted when you lose. i peaked last season at 3503, placed tonight at 3640, and i've pushed up to 3944 in 22 games with only 6 losses. i'm fucking flabbergasted that grandmaster is already -this- close","I think the ranking system (and placements) is currently trying to push everyone away from Platinum, whether it's upwards or downwards." +That one road....,Because there's only one place in Chicago where a train goes over a road. +I just can't...,I'm not even ashamed to say I probably would have said yes...... +December Fixtures - United's chance to save their season.,inb4 we lose points to all but Zoryha and Everton +Theresa May Getting In The Festive Spirit,AHHH BRILLIANT! +Most number of goals and 2 assists?,"0 assists.. Is just EPL games, right?" +"TIL that the English word much and the Spanish word mucho are not related at all, despite having similar definitions. Much comes from Proto-Germanic mikilaz, while mucho from Latin multum. Their similar appearance is a complete coincidence.",Okay that's fascinating +"Aside from the creepshot there was nothing that the guy did that could even remotely be considered bad or unethical. Even when the woman refused him in bed he wasn't happy about it, but he didn't really push it either and let her leave without any threats or attempts at force. So basically we're supposed to assume that he's the villain strictly on the basis of white male who plays video games. And the second part then for some reason drops the whole video game/point system theme and just presents us with a woman who's only problem is her complete lack of self-esteem and self-actualization. This is essentially two separate videos with two separate messages being forced together to make separate points and themes. Neither of which are even communicated clearly or actually shown competently. This is some high level incompetence as far as film-making goes. You can tell it was made by a feminist.",I was under the assumption it was trying to say he became a girl when he reset. +Who doesn't sext at 6am tho.,God it's like you don't even know Whtminameis +321,"132 Look at us, being all diverse and shit." +What daily sacrifices have you made to lessen your harm to the environment?,I don't wash my hands or flush after I piss. +Forklift crashes into a rack causing it to collapse,This is more r/nononon-ahshit +I would love sony and ms to make cross play happen. I feel so lonely on this sub as a ps4 player..,I am here with you :) +80% are shitty half assed indie titles or those Japanese dating sims.,"Hey, HuniePop is a quality game!" +"-7.5C ? I didn't think it ever got that cold in England. Drive safe. Even if there is no snow, regular tires lose grip at anything under +7C.",All of it. +What are you? Half-Asian? An Asian woman? What?,probably a wm in wmaw living in asia? +What is mildly annoying?,My cat swiping at the door stop in the middle of the night. +"Just curious, which two players?","Don't remember who the second one was, but the one I definitely remember is Dontari Poe." +Sources: Gronk undergoing back surgery,At least we still have Danny Woodhead +Beltran should go into the Hall as an Astro.,You dropped this +"Naaa, fam, the people who read ESPN still are clearly the intelligencia of the sports community.",I sincerely hope you dropped this: +"Camel snus is inferior snus, my friend.","Not a large Snus selection here, unfortunately." +Petraeus should be in a jail cell. He has no business being anywhere near a position of authority. I condemn him and his criminal actions and I think Trump should do better by not picking criminals for his administration.,"Yes, the guy with 75 active lawsuits against him should be more discriminating." +yeap. alll these street circuits are just so darn boring. 90 degree turns everywhere. the only interesting bit at baku is the uphill turns where hamilton crashed it in qualy lol,"He didn't crash, the sun sabotaged his car." +"I saw the moogles in the picture and thought awesome, moogle compensation! Sad. Although, really, it had little impact on me as I only lost a couple thousand of spots and was never in any danger of falling out of the top 30k. But for those fighting to stay in the top 3k, this blows.",Makes arena refills with lapis worth it I guess.. +Marvalz i'm still waiting for you to top this,Do a 360 in between each of those kills next time and maybe then i'll be impressed +I'm not sure you understand what bigotry means,"If you're against an institution that is inherently bigoted, then you must be a bigot." +"That's Amangiri Resort in Utah, between Big Water and Page. A standard room is $1400 right now, $2000 in the summer, just in case you were about to make plans, lol","I mean, just looking at the picture, you know it's for the 1% us peasant folk shouldn't get those amenities... we're undeserving.." +what if i'm a gaymer can I still buy it with the dlc?,You just are unable to access the Heaven Map +I Made the Flight From Alcatraz to PaP on MOTD Last Weekend (IRL).,"The graphics look good man, but you should make it nighttime" +What are you struggling with right now?,Finding (and getting) a job. +Corsair Gaming Strafe Mechanical Gaming Keyboard - Backlit Red LED / Cherry MX Red ($144 - $54 hidden discount when added to cart = $90),whats the difference between the strafe and the k70? +"I posted this below too, but wanted to get a little more exposure for an answer. I am a relatively new cyclist, what did the small chainring comment poke fun at? Is the small one generally not used? When out on my rides I switch all over the place just to break in the gears and cables on a new bike, but I can't ever see myself using the small chain ring on purpose (except maybe climbing). It just has way too little resistance and feels a lot more uncomfortable just flailing my legs, rather than having a bit of push back into my legs.",Partly from Velominati's The Rules Which is kind of nebulously related to Eddy Merckx Plus general aesthetics when taking pictures It's all tongue-in-cheek +"I love that kind of story personally, so it worked well for me. Tales of wilderness survival are often bleak and also some of my favorites.",Avatar was great +"Do you mean that game where an Azir ulted a jayce's E, destroyed it and gained gold out of it?",I believe so yeah +"We use Reverse Polish Notation for names, Sierpinski's is my last name.","Damn Hungarians, using polish notation." +Pregnancy is a common cause for a female to have a skull in their abdomen.,And human females usually experience their first pregnancy at 17months of age via asexual reproduction. +Are kills really weighted that heavily? I'm a support style jungler who is focused on feeding my carries. I have a pretty high kill participation score.,You need to get more kills +oh that was the marty the sieve biron night? RIP his career,Lit up so bad he immediately retired. +Yes we need to get rid of the poors,or at least put them all in the same place so we can build a wall around them and keep an eye their movements. +How do you go about making something like this? I would be interested to know the techniques and work flow used,you just arrange the pixels +What A Panarin Extension Should Look Like,6.5x7 +Evolution is part of the science of Biology are you serious? Evolution isn't an Ideology just fyi,"Not according to many in the right wing, like in kentucky where they teach creationism in science class...." +Best staredown of all times,For a second I thought that was gonna happen last night with the lion mask. +Don't be dumb you can plainly see the lights.,"Of course, how stupid could I be?" +"SG, Most accurate!",Yeah just ask Smthizz +"It's an Older Meme, Sir. But it Checks Out is now an older meme but it checks out.",This meme has a re-generation engine. +You're overthinking it; unless you're eating a really fucked up homogenous diet all you'll need to supplement with is B12. Make sure to eat food from all sources.,"I don't think he's overthinking it, if people didn't think critically and question everything they do like he does veganism wouldn't even exist." +Whats the reddit word for friend?,Narwhal +"Is it possible the Bears and Dolphins are working on a trade involving Cutler? Gase and Cutler got along well (I think). Ryan Tannehill has left room for improvement at the QB position for the dolphins. Cutler's mysterious thumb injury and lack of recovery timetable is strange (even by Fox standards). And, to top it off, it's unclear if starting Cutler over Hoyer even changes much with respect to the Bears' season because we have problems bigger than a QB can fix. We might end the season 4-12 with Hoyer or 6-10 with Cutler. Does it matter? One thing seems clear; the Bears are no longer building around Cutler, the offensive experiment has failed, and Cutler won't be here two seasons from now *anyway*. I'm beginning to suspect that the Bears are working on a trade and using Cutler's injury as a way to keep him safe from *serious* injury that would jeopardize the deal.",No. +"Bought the game yesterday, had the same error as you did. Thanks for the advice, will give it a shot tonight.",Did you check your drivers? +"Someone posted a pic of Obama playing with a young girl with the title wouldn't it be a shame if NYT readers thought Obama was a pedophile?. Since they always complain about everyone else believing fake news I pointed out that's what this post was, fake news. Got banned for defending pedophilia.","And you have the nerve to show your face anywhere on this site, you fucking sicko?" +You've got your short sad life left.,That's what I'm counting on. +"Remember when EU company developed Hearthstone? lol jk sorry guys sucks you didn't get to benefit from a bug. i didn't either because I didn't pre-order and was at work today. Not sure why I'm not upset though, maybe I should be?",Maybe because you're at least able to enjoy the expansion together with the entire rest of the world unlike us EU peasants? +kinda hot tbh,Someone make an SFM +"PSA for all of the new people. Don't post any pictures of Scott's wife, his kids, his house, or anything else that Scott didn't willingly allow. Recently, people have been posting pictures of his family, and a few weeks ago someone posted his house. This will result in a ban. Don't be creepy folks.",Can we post his Social Security number? +Join the fucking army problem solved college good experience and in some cases you don't even need college afterwards. Since you get job training that transfers into civilian life. Which you can then give the college you didn't need to a child or spouse to increase their education.,"Yeah, join the military and help the empire spread destruction across the world in the name of human rights, get PTSD, become homeless, sounds like a great way to improve one's situation." +PIVOOOT,##PIVOT +Mental. Was his point that 52% in a general election would be a landslide? Because that would be if there were 4/5 other parties also in the running. But Brexit was yes or no. If it was a two party general election it wouldn't be a landslide. What point was he making?,Shut it remoaner +"I use the LG V10. Good amount of RAM, great processor and graphics chip. My favorite things about it are that I can expand to 1Tb of storage, swap batteries, it has 2 screens (the main being an actual 4k screen), a hell of a good rear facing camera that has two separate mics for video recording in 4k, a front facing camera with a second lense for wide-angle (awesome for group photos), and is a very quick and snappy phone.",the v10 has bootloop issue +The Information Age is over. The Misinformation Age is now among us.,That's a common misconception +I don't think you're in much of a position to be calling anyone else retarded.,"Yeah, literally every time I see this guy saying something on the sub it's usually...special?" +"i actually think this is referring to a specific soul in the happiest day. either the puppet's or golden freddy's. but for most people this is likely referring to the girl who got killed by baby, probably michael's sister or daughter (if you really stretch it)",But Puppet and Golden Freddy are male. +"What is the intended purpose of this vehicle? Looks cool, but looks like the front tire would hit the wheel well with a pothole, unless thats just the angle of the pic. also whats up with the million fake lugs?",Double beadlocks +"Buffing and PVP... Last night I was doing some PVP at Pontiff. This dude buffed himself with items and with like 4 different spells, many of them healing miracles and stuff like Deep Protection. The first two fights I just let it go, but he did it again the third time I summoned him and I decided: No, not this time. I interrupted his buffing, decimated his health, and then he fucking used Estus. I mean *come on*... that is just poor. He ended up killing me after about 3 minuets. This morning I woke up to two invites on Steam, one for git gud and one for something like you mad bro? This kind of shit royally pisses me off.","Let the fucker buff.. Buffs don't improve playstyle, so if you're better than said fucker then you'll win regardless" +Group D of ELeague on 11/18 is the #2 most watched eSports TV program of the year.,I have no recollection of that Mortal Kombat event +I'm fairly certain he would have an xbox one and some kit kats on that saucer if he were trying to attract a mate.,"No, he'd say I resign as Pope, who wants to get it on?" +"2 Coaches, 2 Objects, 2 Different reactions",Why isn't the soccer coach laying on the ground? +And possibly tomorrow.,A man can dream +"thats pretty dumb they wouldn't elaborate beyond that. Take it to a store, have them run the diagnostic, and see exactly what percentage the battery is at. If its above 80% but near, be prepared to have the device DFU restored and set it up as new and use it for about a week before Apple will consider replacing it. If the battery is consumed (below 80% capacity) they'll replace it no problem.",I tested it by using an app on my computer and it's at 65% so I shouldn't have any issues. +"And Dodge, since they are owned by Mercedes or Fiat, depending on the year. I doubt there are too many American owned Dodge vehicles left on the road.","Chrysler owns Dodge, how come you're excluding them, as well as Jeep?" +"Oh my lord, Hitlerhole bought a new computer and now I have to do all of the installation, set-up, and file transfers tomorrow. Since they don't need my old computer anymore, I'll just go sell it to someone local because shipping big heavy machines is too expensive :O",Oh how fun. +I bugged a bunch of times last round - even though I knew mine was on the way - just from china.,"Haha, it's *so fun*." +"i member them....hated them! always smelled like shit in the morning. Lived next to a grove by IVC. i'm happy they are gone, no more noisy birds and crows destroying my families garden. Buh BYE","Yeah, stupid plants making stupid oxygen and food!" +I had a dream where I saw massive wind tunnels expelling the gasses released by permafrost melt into space. The dream was so vivid I saw these massive tunnels being spun like a spiders web from out in space down to the ground.,Dafuq? +K2 is more challenging.,I will see your K2 challenge and raise you Annapurna +"Come on, stories about the misogynist pig butchers in Riyadh and their retarded medieval religious nonsense are entertaining!",Riyadh has less of those rules than other states. +Are they not pros as well? They're not even on the same tier as Kronovi based on that video but I coulda sworn they were in the RLCS. If Kro is so much better than all the other pros then why would F2 vs other pros be so talked about? I'm just so confused.,"No, they aren't." +Trying to get into the game,Sounds like an otk +"Nerf Royal Giant range by 1, back to original range. Nerf Sparky charge time by 1 second. Nerf Barbarian Hut to 8 elixir. Buff Arrows so they trade with Archers and Bomber and decrease cast time. Buff Mini-Pekka hit speed by .2 seconds (So it is more comparable to the Lumberjack). Change Tesla to Stun, with slight DPS and Hitspeed Nerf.",you forgot your +"Why can't we have a Bungie account that we sign into on Destiny and can use our guardians on either console? Just wondering why this isn't a thing. I get the whole console exclusives thing, but that seems like it would be easy to get around. I'd love to have both systems and be able to use the same guardians I've spent so much time with.","@ Mods, this put this on r/BungiePls this has been posted 1000 times" +I don't get all this trump hate it's simply stupid. At the end of the day he WILL be the 45th president of America nothing will change that. For the good of the United states support should be shown for trump because if he fails then the country will fail simple as that.,"Yeah just like the republicans did with obama for his entire term, they never say questioned his birth certificate or tried to obstruct every move he made at all." +I always say that nobody wants big government. Nobody is arguing for the department of redundant bureaucracy. We all want the smallest government that can effectively function. We just drastically disagree on what constitutes a functioning government.,"But if we had a Department of Redundant Bureaucracy, there would be a ton of new jobs!" +The last thing you bought grew 10x in size. How fucked are you?,My bycicle pump is now a penis pump +I wasn't here last year; what did they do?,iirc there was a projected image on it +[That's really interesting. It'll be good to see that every few races minus any clear frontrunners *cough* Ember and Pikainen *cough*],"[Alright sunshine, can't help being quick.]" +"I like Mattis A LOT! I also like his Secretary of Education, National Security Adviser, and Chief Strategist.",Nothing screams not working for the global elite more than billionaires and investment bankers. +What reinforced wall? -Valkyrie,Those drone holes make it so hard to find a good corner to sit in sometimes. +My first 12-win Grand Challenge!,Nice I just got a princess from a 12-0 classic challenge +Would Aaron Donald be the biggest FA signing of all time if he were to leave the Rams?,"No, it's gonna be Clay Matthews" +[THAT IS TOMORROW](#flatteddie),[oh shit](#teddie) +Can we get a replay of Harden on top of Curry He even had his leg over Curry and he still didn't get a foul called.,It's part of his natural defensive form +Yellow!,#TeamInstinct! +Did he try?,Gravity defying backflip at the end +Approved Giveaway $250 of Xbox Digital Gift Cards. Random winners chosen Saturday noon EST.,Gl everyone +"If the don't want police on campus, stop rioting. Have a peaceful, quiet discussion with management where you use logic to make your points, listen to the responses from management on what is feasible and useful and then find a middle ground that makes everyone happy. **STOP BURNING AND BREAKING SHIT!!!!!**",Remind me again what shit that priest or Shaeera Kalla was burning and/or breaking? +another ayatollah to take over as head of Iranian Shi'ism.,"Name one that has Khamenei's support in the bureaucracy, the clergy, and the republican guard." +Keine Kinder mehr in den Wahllokalen,Wie ist das bei Schwangeren? +I tried hitting delete but it didn't do anyth,*ing +I train at their gym and chat with her often. When she has a good day and the wrist doesn't hurt she says she still wants to but then the next day it hurts again. Likely won't compete.,Thanks! +People in LA don't count because they live near each other.,Yeah why should Democrats win when they all live so close together +"I've only got 107 hours, but i mostly play offline and i know it's way above that.",Yeah I don't really understand how steam tracks hours played because I know it's off on some of my games +Yep! You'll be able to query any port you'd like (so long as its configured) to achieve WOL.,Gonna install it when I get back home from work to try it out. +"In his defense, the SU standards are the same for male and female, and he runs like a gazelle",38 sit ups... Sacrifice two minutes on the run and burn up those hip flexors to get another 30 sit ups. +I look forward to Trump honoring his promise to stand by veterans.,He's doing that by considering Sarah Palin as Secretary of Veteran Affairs +Acoustic set a la reckoning. Mission in the rain? Harder they come? I'd be into some Jerry geared tunes,I'd be surprised if they don't bust out an acoustic set this summer +"Hydrogen is the most abundant thing around, it just takes a lot of energy to separate it from water. If that energy came from solar panels or wind this would be a very efficient and clean method to power vehicles.","That seems very roundabout, why not just take the hydrogen from the sun?" +"I don't know who this person is and don't care about this, but isn't she correct? Millennial is a generation of people born between X and Y years...","No, she isn't correct at all, 'Millenial' is just a label." +That's not inclusive of trans.. Triggering,I am every *person +"The bootlegs are there....but honestly, if I'm gonna own Exmil, I'm just gonna save up for the real deal.",Ab So Lutely +going to be something hella trendy or cole jr,coleagain +"I believe this more than anything else I've read in this thread. We're debating two treaties from 18fucking50s. Pre-civil war era legislation. This is just incomprehensible. We wouldn't be having this discussion if this fighting was for a highway or outlet mall, but since there's so much black gold at stake: here we are.","Yeah, but if I can use something to support what I *feel*, then that's all I need." +What does them having them fortified even mean?,I believe they meant forfeited as in committed a felony that removes their right to bear arms. +Please fix the LAG,Just a question what are your ISP speeds? +Mei's expression when being jumpscared 10/10,These comments cringey af +"Is it ok to play my way So I bought the game about a month ago. Love it! REALLY love it. Never played an RPG before but this game always looked intriguing to me, as it seemed like being first person was more immersive than other RPGs and didn't involve health bars above the heads of groups of enemies with cartoony graphics.Blah blah. Anyway I'm playing the game with no mods, nothing, i've not even made a Bethesda account. I've just been wandering around, speaking with random people, getting quests and sometimes following that quest to completion and sometimes just buggering off and doing something new. I have a friend in the game, Teldryn is his name. What. A. Guy. Me and old Telds, as I like to call him, wander Skyrim in search of our gold, apparently, and do whatever we like. Am I missing out on anything by doing it like this as it feels so natural and fun? Also how much content is in this game as I feel I don't want it to peter out and end? I'm now a vampire but I'm keeping that to myself as I'm not sure if Telryn has realised yet. He will though. Is it weird I actually talk to Teldryn? I work from home so maybe I need to get out a bit more.",No you're doing it wrong and you should be ashamed +This may come as a surprise to you... But you have a turtle head peaking out there...,_BUT YOU HAVE NO ISSUES WITH THOSE WRETCHED PHOTO BOMBERS IN THE BACKGROUND?_ +Nobody takes the women seriously either.,Misogynist! +"How old are you, and how old do people think you look?",31 for real 24-35 +I've been playing since day and I just found out there are shafts to go up and down easily on Foward Base Kodai,Must've been apart of the patch +"The dishwasher where I work has been making YouTube videos for years, this one is particularly hilarious",Hmmm... These comments kinda smell like vote-manipulation! +"I know right, one of SC's main selling points was how ZOMG real and all-encompassingly-simulated it's gonna be. But now ships are gonna be about as fast as in the original Wing Commander lol.","Well, the simulation is identical, the values are just tuned to be more fun." +Because your subscribed to cancer.,Yea I don't know why I'm subscribed to the best friends either +\#ItsHerTurn,It truly is. +"Donald Trump will be president thanks to 80,000 people in three states","But the electoral college is about making sure everyone's vote matters, no matter where they live, guys." +Just got a R1200GS. Damn this is a beautiful machine.,Don't drop it. +Secritas pays around $11 for unarmed and $15 for armed. They don't hire outside armed people without LEO or military experience and those jobs are rare. Few security jobs pay $15 so you may need to look into another profession.,I currently make $23 an hour in TN... +You can't win without teammates (lost 3-5 on ranked),Also I just noticed that my score was higher than the enemies' bottom three +Savage!,Calculated. +Should make it compulsory in ATM queues. Everyone is standing anyway.,"Make it mandatory near the railway tracks of Mumbai, it will solve the problem of squatters" +There is a dispensary in Sorrento Valley?,"Multiple actually, although I don't consider that area to be Sorrento Valley personally, that's Miramar." +"I agree with the first paragraph 100%, one day I'll run a tournament and make everyone play by the 2 meter rule. If you get a chance to listen to the Final Round Radio podcast with Greg Barsby he explains why it should be played and why he's a fan of it. It's pretty awesome",You don't like fire pits? +"I don't care if your a terrible person, NEVER DISREGARD SOMEONES PRONOUNS","There's only one pronoun we use in America, and that's called freedom" +Approved Giveaway $250 of Xbox Digital Gift Cards. Random winners chosen Saturday noon EST.,Yay! +Trust me. This is more humane than the way your meat is being killed and prepared for supermarkets.,I think he was +Couple harasses Trump supporter in apartment clubhouse,What's really crazy is that I watched an entire 10 minute youtube video. +"You're a warlock, u/Grogslog.",Yer* +"What is the most useless, trivial fact you know?","Homer should have bet on Whirlwind, not Santa's Little Helper." +What did America learn by going to the moon?,"Solar panels are a result of the apollo missions, pretty much any breathing apparatus (like the ones used by firefighters) incorporates nasa tech from the apollo missions, cordless power tools, and there are tons of others that I can't remember, and likely many more than that which I never even knew of." +He thought it was a dead ball and there was going to be a tv timeout. First deadball with less than 9 minutes left in the fourth is an automatic tv timeout.,"If you look at the Mavs players it looks like they expected the same, no transition D. I mean, I know that's not their strong suit anyway, but still it was obvious they were expecting some sort of stoppage." +Make a device that creates energy while you're at it. Free energy for everyone. Science is easy.,"these already exist, it's just that (((government))) funded (((scientists))) don't want us to have them" +"A friend of mine is in his 30s, he spent 8 years in law school, he figured out if he registered for a full course load, applied for assistance, then dropped courses during the drop/pass window he got to keep the money. So he took 1 course at a time until he finished lawschool, but getting financial aid as if he was taking a full course load to pay for his lifestyle. Now he's studying for the bar, which means he sleeps all day, reads notes for the couple of hours between when his parents get home from work and when they go to bed, and then plays video games all night. His actions have alienated all of his friends. It's not that he doesn't have a job, it's the way he's spending his time. He uses I'm studying as an excuse for everything, but he could also study during the day when everyone else is at work. He tells people he's too busy studying to find a job, but he's been given 2 different jobs by 2 different people basically sitting at a reception desk where he would be allowed to study, because it makes him look busy. He quit both without notice. But the real kicker is he has no job, no girlfriend, and no bills, but he's far too busy to do anything that doesn't sound fun or requires him to wake up before 10am. Too busy to help people move, too early to wake up to go fishing or hunting. But tell him you've got some weed and hell come running for miles around night or day",Sounds like he's going to make a great lawyer +Few Things Are Sadder Than Watching Ted Cruz Leave Voicemails To Ask People To Choose Trump,Ted's got nothing without a cooperative GOP establishment it seems... Why would he work with someone who openly attacked his family? +"That's what I was thinking. Most smokers are trying to figure out how to get their butt out the window without it flying back in the car, much more trying to aim it and light christmas on fire.",if only every car on the road had an ashtray in the door. +Has anyone else gone vegan as a way to end unwanted friendships and alienate yourself from family? 10/10 would recommend,"I, too, hate myself and do it for the original A+ quality jokes and thought-provoking questions and conversations." +"If one was in bronze last season, will he be placed in cardboard or copper ?","New wood division, go green and give up playing the game" +Wow.. What a shameless clone.. At least it will give supercell some competition. Competition is healthy so supercell will want to treat their players better.,Uh craft royale +And in every dlc they neglect bug fixing.,"Why would you fix bugs, when you know the community is going to do it for you ?" +Next campaign stops: Ark-Kansas followed by Misery,"After that, Illi-noise." +You can put any US citizen on the $20 bill. Who do you choose?,Rob Schneider +"no, he is a hacker",Yeah just like all the other pro's +Which are your guys bets for the new FNC mid laner?,seems reformed to me +"Chinese architects and planners will begin surveying potential sites around the city next month, if permitted.",They are most certainly permitted to do so. +"This is so unbelievably bad that I assume he was being sarcastic, but jfc I hope he's being sarcastic.",The Jews hoped Hitler was just being sarcastic too +"If the Extra Deck was only limited by memory, how big an Extra Deck could you handle? If each card in your extra deck has a passage that you had to recite from memory, and the summon fizzles if you recite it wrong, how big an extra deck could you handle? Hard Mode: Extra deck monsters with effects don't get flavor text. You have to recite the entire effect box from memory. Tbh, if I had to memorize passages in order to extra deck summon, I'd just forego the extra deck.","Stardust Dragon, Number... Number... Stardust Dragon." +"Spotted a Oneplus 3t advertisement, first public ad from 1+ that i have seen",There also is one in the UK which is put in the underground Shepherds Bush station by carrier O2 +Actually we have since decided we will tell each other a week before hand and the morning of.,Not when an agreed apart part of the relationship is we let each other know what's going on in the day. +Mattel Can Not Find A Cost Effective Way To Make An Amy Schumer Barbie Doll Without Plastic Material Costs Going Up 550%.,Not to mention hiring all those blind people for production. +"Google is great, but I like to come where the people know where all the good shit is.",and it's fun to beg +Last season spoiled the shit out of our fan base. People don't realize that team played way beyond expectations. We are going to get better and things will turn around. Anyone who thinks otherwise is nuts. Go Blue!,Amen. +My Girlfriend's grandma in 1949,#Iwokeuplikethis +Until the dinosaurs learn to drive. Then we're just fucked.,Redneck Life finds a way. +We play them next. Not exactly super surprising seeing that the Wolves didnt play tonight and they don't play tomorrow. Next game is here in Sac. Looks like he just came a little early to get some scouting in and check out the arena.,Get some of that micro brew and local cuisine you all serving up at the Golden1Center. +AJ Green Practicing Again Thursday,How will eifert be impacted if he plays +Where's the hotfix for twitch?,Just buy pinks huehuehuehuehue +"Well, If you fail to deliver you'll have a even better reason to get shitfaced lol.",I'll drink to that +"$75 / month ... BS! Try $1300 / month for two people and a $10K deductible. The penalty is much cheaper and also having non-Obamacare compliant insurance. Personally, as a man, I don't need to pay for insurance to cover my pregancy. This is such a nightmare!",Why wouldn't you want to pay $1300 a month for insurance you can't use because the deductible is $10k? +FC Edmonton Re-signs Head Coach Colin Miller To Multi-Year Extension,Looks like we now know one of the coaches in the Canadian Premier League come 2018! +RON PAUL - FAITH SPOTTED EAGLE 2020!!!,You think they can beat Kanye though? +This isn't a video game. You can't have All-Stars at every position. A team that came as close as 2 wins away from the World Series while still spending more cumulative days on the DL than any team in history (including losing Kershaw for half a season) is a team with depth beyond compare. We'll be fine.,If i can do it in MLB the Show the FO can do it too +"No, I'm pretty sure your mom gave me cancer.","when she gets around as much as she does, I doubt cancer is the only thing she gave you" +"Yes, and swastika has nothing to do wth nazis. Those poor neo-nazis are flying the old Indian symbol of eternity.",It's an ironic roman salute! +"This isn't a 'pc police' thing. Uh, yeah, asking people to think about the impact and effect of their words is exactly what people have billed pc police and it's entirely reasonable for her to call him out on this. Branding doesn't automatically make it bad.","Yeah, that was some girly basketball on her part." +Sort by controversial,..why? +H,E +Why are you even here?,Trolls gonna troll. +First look at the new Road Whites!! From Chicago Preseason Game,The somewhat blurry pic makes it even more nostalgic! +"PSA: It's Christmas Day, downloads are going to be slow. Please be patient! Remember thousands of people are getting Xbox's for Christmas so I'm sure they'll be downloading the same popular games as others which will cause everyone's downloads to be slower than usual. Just keep this in mind!",But I just wanna play tales from the borderlands :( +"This is political discourse. The peanut gallery thinks it's a nascar race. Don't spill your kool aide, there.",no im in the kkk and i spraypaint swastikas. +"I believe he also thinks Obama did 9/11, for what its worth.",we all did 9/11 +And the glasses. Yum!,And the tears! +pockets,And +My .32 Baja Almost Every day I bring my clean large taco bell cup through the drive through. I ask for a refill of Baja Blast and they only charge me 32 cents. I LOVE it. It's amazing and its healthy for me. Haha. Anyone else doing this? What do they charge you for refills?,Where I'm at that is a health and food safety no no. +"Who has gotten the final form achievement and with which ability did you get it? The final form achievement is for killing 5 enemy gods with 1 ability, so I was wondering how people got it. I would imagine a few people getting it with scylla ult, but if anyone got it with a different ability share your story!",Bees! +Is it simmilar to what Clinton did to Sanders?,Hmmm maybe you could read the article and find out? +"I'm actually glad to hear that, I liked him. Allegedly Iokath is supposed to become a daily planet.","I don't see how that would be possible considering at the end of Chapter V, [Iokath is rendered irradiated by ARIES' weapon.]" +#NAME?,[pushes out window] you just got Jammed! +"Reddit, what's the truest version of There are two kinds of people in this world...?",People who have and have not been in Cliff Claven's kitchen. +Crony capitalism and anti free-market subsidy with Carrier even before he's in office.,"Capitalism is bad, m'kay?" +I see Red Sox fans follow the Celtics fans model of give us your good player for our marginal players model of trade negotiations.,Oh ok so you're saying Avery Bradley and a protected 1st round pick couldn't get Demarcus Cousins? +It pisses me off that the worst drugs get pushed by those with authority. Opiods perscribed like mad. Amphetamine perscribstions tossed out like candy to add kids. What is the point of a war on drugs when we are creating the addictions.,"Thanks for the informed opinion, doc" +"Hmm, i think someone is near...",Yeah I just had a melee fight last night at night time and the name really ruined it +Status on Apple and Snacks?,Snacks is back +Did you know that the clitoris is a holy sacred thing?,Hasadiga Ibowai! +First Day Of Wisconsin Recount Nets Hillary One Vote,Nice. +Ill be real slug boy was a little goofy to me.,What about blood sucking in the hospital ? +"Nope, no mods. Just texture packs. After bethesda having mods for skyrim and fallout 4, I hope mods become more common on console.","Don't forget Farming Simulator, they support mods on consoles and since they curate (do compability checks) before releasing they could in theory support more advanced modding then Skyrim does on Ps4." +Creep Catcher vigilantes accused of threatening women who question group's tactics - Canada,"Reminds me of the Sons of Odin, claiming to be righteous guys fighting for women's rights...but turns out to be a gand of convicted criminals and abusers with ties to white supremacy movements." +The downside to using linux,In gimp you can edit the timings and disable the loop and of course resize it. +I had no words... How should I reply?,"Send him a dick pic , and tell him this is mine bruh" +Pro Self-Diagnosis,Hey guys i've self-diagnosed myself with a vast range of mental illnesses as each one increases my Privilege PointsTM by tenfold. +Where does it have 15 fps besides in the Switch reveal trailer?,it looked pretty choppy in the Treehouse Live gameplay but that could just be the recording. +Wait until Anton fixes the revolver so it's not terrible :-P,Good damn that anton.... Not to be confused with antong ofc ;) +^ this guy knows,^ this guy knows that guy knows +Operation Piercing Fury Campaign issue workaround (AI flight not starting). From Ranger on the DCS forums: I may have found a workaround. Before doing anything else in the cockpit ensure your AM radio is turned to 134 (even though it is off). If you use autostart the AI should start when you start your engines. I also noticed you have to start your left engine first if starting manually or the AI may not start there engines (I usually start the right engine first). I tried both ways and each time I did contact ATC before start-up and the AI did respond. Just wanted to put it here in case anyone missed it and is waiting to play the campaign.,And this is why paid campaigns in DCS are a stupid idea. +ROFL what's so special about the floats? ROFL,The satisfaction. +"Trump is spitting on the dignity of the Executive office. He's using his position to stump for his fucking hotels. Everyone laughed when comedians claimed that he would put glitzy signs on top of the Whitehouse. This is so much worse. At this point, he's only the president-elect, what will he do when his presidency is in full motion? He's not draining a swamp, he's creating an all new swamp that specifically benefits himself. Get ready for swamp 2.0 - swampier than ever.",His swamps get the best ratings. +"It's certainly fun to use and some great features like the vocoder and motion sequencing, but I just never really loved the sound. It's certainly it not bad, but I find modern vsts just sound better and you get more polyphony. It's a great stage instrument and is very reliable but if it's going to just be used in a studio environment then I'd probably give it a miss","Agree, I had one as well... It's a really cool piece of hardware but the sound just wasn't very inspiring to my ears" +"What's the Catholic scene like in NYC for grad students/young professionals? I may end up in NYC next year, currently in grad school. I was curious which churches are popular with the grad student and young professional community, and what social parish activities exist to get to meet new people?","I've been away from the NYC scene for a while now, but you'll have more success if you can tell us what borough you're in." +"...and if they had that in the 1970's, imagine what they have now.",But my gun keeps me safe from microscopic flying death drones. +Fun night,Best I ever had. +My first time in a hammock at the Generator hostel in Copenhagen last year. Would love to get one someday.,"They are like $80 around here, buy you can get some rope and lest on YouTube how to tie one" +"If you see it, pick it up :)",A foreigner taking another american job... +Order me around. I'll comply...,Someone must inform me of who this is. +What the fuck did I just watch,"This looks like an animation glitch from WWE 2K17, only in real life." +I wouldn't trust anything to come out of dutertes mouth.,"Lol of course, Trump would never say anything that stupid amiright?" +"Uh... we know this sub is about Civ, right?",I don't see how that pertains to this conversation. +French fries dipped in a milk shake.,"Everyone knows the Wendy's frosty French fry combo, amateur." +does she not realize that she can't scratch with gloves on?,She technically could with MMA gloves. +128 physical CPU cores - 448GB RAM - 118TB Disk - All sitting on top of my washing machine :),"Would be a damn shame if one of those just slipped into a shipping crate over to my place... Nice dig, really impressive how technological those washers and dryers have gotten these days." +Siemian showing what he learned from Manning.,Wrong shirt and wrong foot 2/10 +Nobody that calls them undergarments.,I do. +"LOL, the liberals are absolutely throwing a fit that Trump won't be a brown noser to China and get walked on like a doormat like Obama has for the past 8 years!","Yeah, that's it!" +"were still in the golden age of india, we are far superior to a lot of countrys from europe like uk spain france SO THat part of the video is not true at all","Yes, clean air, high building standards, low corruption in government, and reliable sewage systems are reaching nearly all of the Indian population." +"10 best brunch spots in DC, according to US News",Am I the only one thoroughly unimpressed by Farmers Fishers Bakers? +"Keyboard works with custom ROM? Just ordered the magnetic keyboard, thinking about flashing a custom ROM to try to eliminate the battery lag. Will a ROM be compatible? Thanks.",The keyboard works pretty much like any other Bluetooth keyboard +It's amazing how much just not having his knee up fucked up the whole pose.,Ya that's what fucked up this pose +"Spiidi is really good, why do you think that?","Support players never get much attention, and Spiidi is a great support player." +Diamond & Diamond under fire (Toronto Star investigation),What about Cellino and Barnes? +I was born and raised in Compton CA.,You a bloooooddd cuh or you blue bruh. +Some parents should not be allowed to have children. They fail to understand that 'play' is the brain's way to teach itself about the outside world. More play leads to a more competent brain. Video games are excellent fodder for developing brains.,"No, they create murderers and satanists" +WWE Smackdown and 205 Live Live Discussion Thread 12/20,Could Ellsworth get involved here? +Wouldn't it be a shame if THIS made it to r/all?,"Bought internet, got a router, bought a brand new laptop, and made a Reddit account just to say" +Oh for sure it also may or may not have been shortly after art long punched a police horse.,Oh gosh I haven't heard that story before +Nightfall has changed,Changed since skeleton keys not dropping from Archon priest +"Lucky, everytime I try to wash my cat I end up with scratches and punctures all over my arms and legs.",Why do you frequently wash your cat? +It looks like C.Viper,"Plus the American stage, I'm going to hope Viper." +The Khyber Pass Martini Pistol,Looks heavy +"Yep, definitely a Mosin. I can smell it from here...","No man, it's obviously an Arisaka" +George W. Bush's White House lost 22 million emails,So Hillary is the new George W. Bush? +And yet the weirdest part of your story is the idea that someone would have a favourite film but not own it on DVD.,There are a lot of people who don't see that it is necessary to purchase a movie +What is your favorite video game weapon of all time and why?,The Gunblade from Final Fantasy 8. +Acting like a two year old on Twitter isn't leading the country,Only if you mean leading it straight into a swamp +"Dolphins End '85 Bears Undefeated Season (Week 13, 1985) | Bears vs. Dolphins (FULL GAME) | NFL",Fuck you miami. +"Yes, ODD has continously threaten to hurt him and my parents (me not so much) but I don't it has ever been like this and over something like sunglasses. I don't know what trigger it but the fact that he has no sense of boundaries (barging into his room in the middle of the night) is what worries me the most right now.","There are tutorials on YouTube on how to make a lock out of a single fork, double up for safety" +Taimou gets POTG,"It's just solid aim, I don't really see the problem here" +"so far yeah, only know of Iron Man and Captain Marvel so far","The game's gonna have only Ryu, Rocketman, Ironman and Miss Marvel, confirmed." +im ready whenever you are,"Got it, I'm adding you now." +When someone gets mad about something and decides to troll but we win 4v5 anyway,when you win a game by having your nasus literally never leave top lane ^^fuck ^^you ^^kurt +"wait, PSX? It's still coming for PS4/Vita right?",It would be kinda hard for a psx to run a 2017 game... +"KNACK. FUCKING. 2. I'm so excited right now. I don't think people quite realize how insane this is. Knack 2. This is like Shenmue 3, The Last Guardian, FF7 Remake and FFVX put together. I'm so excited",I think this thread is probably very sarcastic. +"Nah it's not. The guy constantly defends subs with paedophiles and child molesters. There is no reason pedofriends, srs or ghazi should be able to advocate pedophilia and still not get banned.",Hey I'm just wondering which subs did he promote that are full of pedos? +Maybe One Day...,"That is flagrant false advertising, man." +"Imo: That was a dumb comment. Unless you are trying to play Unturned on your Samsung Galaxy Potato Seven, i don't see how it could run poorly for you.",Don't you mean factory made bombs? +no just clean out my posts becos too much :),There can never be too much of you +"White Genocide. I googled white genocide, and this picture was nowhere to be found. I bet the dragon represents the crematoriums they want us thrown in.",GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE GENOCIDE +NAF-FLY sick awp shot,VAC-FLY! +me waiting for PPDS like...,I see cudi is past his precumming phase. +They're... Hiding something.,TFW your phone reposts your own meme +Moved away from NC to CA a few years ago. Pros: I can go to the store and pick any strain I want from behind a glass counter (or have it delivered). Cons: I fucking miss Bojangles and Cookout.,But in-and-out +"I doubt that would do anything, the vast majority of the playerbase no longer needs Nitain anymore.",I probably should have put this: +Your connection may not be bad but your connection to another player's connection may not be the best. The infamous host of cod4 turned you as player to God Tier if you were host.,But I thought we had dedicated servers! +"Relatively confident, but curious?",Yeah I can tell your *curious* +Literally no one on here gives a fuck. You live in an undeveloped country bro.,With an undeveloped vocabulary +probably 25 and looking for men 28+ because shes mature and men younger than her arent mature enough. Then shes disgusted at what shes getting because the guys she wants just want to hit it and quit it because they view her as immature and young.,Someone sounds a little salty. +47 Pictures from my time in Classic to Burning Crusade,NO THAT'S FAKE I SEE 1 ITEM THAT DIDN'T COME OUT UNTIL THE 2ND WEEK OF BC SO I DON'T BELIEVE YOU DOWNVOTE QQ +Roommates write letter to noisy guys that live above them. They reply.,This totally happened. +"We Are Number One, but Every One is Replaced with Crown 2013",Doing the lord's work. +"Amoeba are essentially bombers, not fighters. They will do nothing to the AE strike craft, which put out a truly punishing amount of damage. It's also worth noting that you get half of the number of strike craft when using Amoeba versus when using real bombers. You will want to put flak guns on some of your ships, or put overwhelming numbers of tier 3 fighters instead of amoeba.","Well they've given me plenty of time to research, so I'll be able to get tier 3 fighters relatively easily if they just give me a bit more time (It's been almost 50 years and they've only settled like 3 places)." +"Initially, the boss appears as any normal boss, getting tougher with progressing phases. Then after phase 5, the boss begins to relent and starts serving snacks. Later come drinks. Then guests arrive. Before you know it in phase 15, the boss is throwing party after party, until phase 30 when he transforms into Ravelord Nito and, one of the guests turns around to reveal the bass cannon, which promptly drops the beat.",I realise now that auto correct ducked me +"i wouldnt move to anywhere but new york or the west coast, lest you get a shitty impression of the country",You should get out more. +Relic Winter Balance Preview v1.1 Update,The Stug-e feels like the Stuh from coh1 now. +Took a cool screenshot of tomb of sargeras with demon hunter vison,Seems to be empty... Let's barge in now! +"With the team the trump administration has gathered, they may not even need much lawyering, seems they want to either eliminate or at least neuter the hell out of the FCC in the name of too much regulation. But don't worry, the free market will regulate itself, that's how it works, right?",Worked for Hoover at the end of the 1920's +I just want to call my voice assistant Computer,"Computer, load up celery man." +"Did he say how to reproduce it? I certainly would love to do it in KYF. Also, if he did say how to do it you should report it as a bug to the devs so they can take care of it.",This is all he said to me; *********: Secrets will remain secrets +"on the first day of christmas, my true love gave to me...",Four years in a state penitentiary. +Game Thread | Dallas Stars @ Colorado Avalanche | 7PM MST | Ice Tebow makes his debut,the amount of penalties we take is absurd +"Who are some sneaky pickups that could have good dynasty value? Who are some players that maybe didn't get a chance this year whether it due to depth chart or injury that have a decent chance to possibly break out next year? For those people that didn't make the playoffs in dynasty or keeper leagues now is the time to start looking to the future. There's tons of young talent in FA/WW but who are the ones that have a possible soon to be retiree in front of them, someone's who's contract is up ahead of them, or maybe they were just behind a player that didn't live up to their potential for the money they get?",Adrian Peterson is probably available. +Not quite up to speed with Mark Wheeler.,At least Josh Byfuglien has been holding the fort +Is there somewhere a list of FireTV apps that are currently available,The spreadsheet on the right hand side bar has a mostly up to date list for each device. +"Hey, that might be it! Thanks!",You're welcome. +What question do you hate to answer?,Are you gay? +"Considering that NY is fairly liberal, I have a feeling that most of Trump's voters will be happy to cost them money, and talk about how their policies would raise taxes too or something.","Yes, because NYC becoming less financially stable can do nothing but help the economic situation of middle America." +"As great as it would have been to get a higher draft pick, it's good to see Petty wasn't that awful.",Against the second worst team in the NFL... Don't get your hopes up +"Good on you, Satanic Temple.",Will you just guaranteed your spot in hell! +"The electors don't have to pick between the candidates on the ballot, they can vote for anyone they want. It's the House who is then restricted to one of the top three finishers in the electoral college.",Putin for President! +"You're correct. My point is that them refusing to spend money *does* deprive me of it. If you have $1000, I have $5, and I gotta pay Becky $3 a week - I'm SOL if you've locked your $1000 up and thrown away the key. The economy is currency exchange, flow. It stops working when someone builds a huge reservoir, but doesn't let it flow out.",Why not just have the mint print more money? +Results from first month of trading. About half WBS bets and half thoughtful trading. Guess which half is which?,lmao guys this faggot doesn't use robinhood haha +All I see is a whole lot of clothing up her butt and it makes me feel the need to pick a wedgie.,"Came here hoping someone saw the same thing, kitty wedgie service." +Just don't understand why they can't release it at the same time in Europe,Gotta do localization on it +"We should just outright make it illegal to rape in America. It should be stopped and there's no reason to not make it illegal. Oh, it is illegal? Well, why the fuck aren't people stopping? You telling me they're engaging in criminal activity.","Bro rape culture only exists in America, more specifically white cis men, shame on you for even comparing immagrants to those pigs" +They are way over in Tennessee.,no we said virginia +Zip Logo Windbreaker M White BIN $165,Trades? +"As someone who has done it inadvertently, I don't recommend.",Did you get iDubbbz to get them out? +Men of Reddit; What was the last thing you cried over?,Waking up +The most satisfying kill animation for me is probably Ramsey as Corvo. He taunts you only for him to get his head chopped off seconds later.,"I dunno, branding that one dude in the face was pretty satisfying too." +FREE! Beautiful Grandma Heart Crystal Pendant Necklace | Grandma/Nana,It charges $39.80 for shipping (at least right now) +To Get Us All In the Christmas Mood,Hands down the best Christmas music collection I've heard. +"The anxiety and frankly, obsessiveness over loud fans has got to stop. Fans will be loud sometime. It is a small computer whose main purpose is to process graphics and input. Mass manufactured products will share inconsistencies as well as similarities. Some will run hotter than others. I've had two because Amazon made me return for a price adjustment. My second one runs much quieter. It does not mean my first Pro was going to burn up in a flash fire. Relax, play your Pro. Plus it has a 1 year warranty. Buy the extended plan or a square warranty if you'd like.",Nah brah you need to take it apart and redo the thermal paste. +"Here is a question though, why should we buy something that will be used only by one game? Every other ps4 game has a virtual keyboard, which works fantastic. I have a keyboard, but tbh it looks ugly as hell on my coach.",Yeah stopping to type with your controller is so much better than typing on a device designed for the purpose. +Do you mind if I make this into a bootanimation for my phone? I'm going to make the background black and go from there. I haven't changed mine in a while and this is great!,Yeah good for it +Took too long to get going this year.,Took less time than Dion +"Payload maps are like long jump, your distance is measured and the furtherest wins. Assaults are like soccer/football, you don't win because you move the ball closer to goals. It can be frustrating but it's a nice difference.",I like this analogy +What do you find most annoying in Reddit culture?,When people down vote someone's comment just because they don't like their opinion on the topic being discussed even though it has some great insight. +"Much of what you said about Rain of Destruction is wrong. Now one of the areas this ability is actually quite ineffective is against buildings. Think of the ability as being like lightning. It's much rarer for it to strike the same place twice, but moving opponents are much easier to hit. Unlike lightning (which hits the same place all the time, btw), the distribution of meteors is random. It does not matter whether a hero is moving or not, if they're inside the AOE when a meteor falls, that meteor has the same chance of hitting them. Also, the huge size of buildings means much less of Rain of Destruction will go to waste, as more meteors are guaranteed to hit *something*. I've even heard multiple streamers/pros go as far as saying that Rain of Destruction is *best* used against buildings, as it's simply too unreliable a skill to target heroes.",Absolutely agree - on the core Rain of Destruction outdamages ever assasin spamming their abilities. +"Free Incubator Question So I'm going out tonight and expect to be out until midnight (EST). Do you think I will recieve a free incubator at midnight, and if not will I still be able to get one on christmas if I already had my first stop of the day before the event starts?","Asked elsewhere with no results : do you think we can collect incubators and use them whenever we like, or will they expire with the event?" +Some publicity stunt from an artist,A rather to peculiar way to spread one's mixtape no? +So why no call to nerf that? It's ridiculous,It's becuase there's the selbester. +"When I, a man, ask for a drop I get ignored FeelsBadMan",seems kinda sexist. +Spock is jewish and if I catch you drawing art or writing fic where he's celebrating Christmas I'll come after you!,well shit time to throw him to the ovens then because that's what we all do right? +The same can be said about far too many cities in this country. What a colossal shame.,How can you expect cops to fight the war on drugs if people keep fighting militarization? +So there's no chance of fixing glass without the full LCD screen even if the touch works?,Not unless you have the equipment Buy the full assembly and you'll be much happier with the result +I mean I agree with the sentiment that it's bad but does no one take issue with nanny states?,Not when it protect defenseless victims. +LOOK just because she wants a second penis and cannot find a doctor to do it does not mean all hope is gone. Keep trying sir er miss err it?,Obamacare won't cover that. +"This comment makes me very sad because this rhetoric is never on the media. What if it wasn't Christians being abused, what if it was atheists? Would it be fine then to oppress them because there's no protection for them in Islam? The Arab world's cultural revolution is long overdue",People are basically afraid of opening their minds and accepting different ideas. +When you tell your mirana to trust in you.,"He read the rosh timer so of course he knew when to time the arrow, idiots." +What should I do about people torturing me in my own home with sonic weapons?,Yes +Weren't people saying they wouldn't vote Bernie because he would be prone to illness because of his old age and Hillary wouldn't?,"I want Bernie to release a video of him doing an age-appropriate but kind of intense workout today, to emphasize this point." +D,U +"the apostle paul actually said christians *shouldn't* be circumcised, in galatians 5. christians don't read the bible though.",I mean why would someone read the book their entire religion is based upon? +"We created an illuminated cloud lamp for only 70 euros, that even 'Snows'",For you Americans 70 euros is about 300 USD so don't get too excited +Impressive healing. The lack of wards greatly disturbs me though.,Clearly a console game +meanwhile hindu cry in corner,Hindu domination 2017 confirmed +"Who's got teachers that don't give a fuck about phones? Just a shoutout to my first period, copped Supreme while she was lecturing and she don't care Who else has chill teachers at least in that regard? My first, third, fourth, and fifth are great for this",3 of my classes have a no phone policy and then I have an independent study so I can do whatever I want for a period. +"Going to a party with this grill, and she has already said she wants to smash. She has also told me that Arnold is way too big. Should I just drop her now?","The good news is that you'll never look anywhere near as big as Arnold, so you're in the all clear!" +"My MOVEMBERs bit the dust! So, I gave up on waiting for a Movember solution and discarded 350K worth of Movember cards I accumulated throughout November. Made cca. 2K coins loss. Kudos to all still waiting and most of all to those who actually see value in using the cards...",Everyone discards and prices will go up. +"no, obama was boring so every sketch about him was boring. here's what snl does... gerald ford fell once? gerald ford falls in every sketch. ronald reagan is old? ronald reagan is super old in every sketch. george bush speaks in a measured tone? george bush says wouldn't be prudent in every sketch. bill clinton pre lewinski ate fast food? he's shoving it in his mouth in every sketch. bill clinton post lewinski? he wants to fuck everything that moves. george w bush mispronounces words? he's an idiot. obama is boring? his sketches are boring. donald trump has never held political office before and shitposts? gee, i wonder what they're going hit on to satirize him...","So, they gave Obama a pass - what a coincidence and not liberal media bias at all" +What's the worst part about Christmas?,cynical people who try to destroy the legitimate magic that i as a non religious person feel while enjoying the christmas season with my friends and family in an attempt to appear more worldly and intellectual i dont care if we co opted the date from a pagan holiday and jesus would have actually been born in july let me have a good time with my people +We'd take that in a heartbeat.,If we had a coach that could go 9-4 every season we'd build him a fucking statue. +I have the steel series nimbus and it works really well. No complaints thus far.,What games do you play? +just a quick question. When did Gans turn in to Gan and why?,"It's been at least since the 356s, but I think Gan only started telling people to stop using Gans when the Air came out." +"The problem with your claimed problem is that it's only applicable to one half of this situation. With Wikileaks we do not have to trust that the information is credible and undoctored, because whomever the information belonged to in the first place can easily show if that's the case. Take, for example, the Podesta emails. If even a single email were doctored it would be a simple matter of the real email being provided and Wikileaks would lose all credibility, nobody would trust any of the emails. The problem you're citing is only existent if there are no other sources that can corroborate your information, and by the very nature of the information that wikileaks hosts there is atleast one other source of the information who can corroborate it; that being the original holder.",But Wikileaks has no way of verifying how many hands data has passed through before it reaches them +Mike Pence: 'I Don't Think' Donald Trump's Taiwan Call Signals Policy Shift,Well I have to give it to Pence for being introspective for a change. +"Well yeah, but good luck. Daemons lose a ton of power maming their way into the Materium, and are much more dangerous in the warp. Plus, the attacks on vessels passing through tend to be opportunistic rather than concentrated, organized battles. They would definetly organize and stomp on anything that tried to go around actually fighting inside the warp - see what happened when a Waaagh went after Khorne.",That sounds amazing anywhere I could read up on that? +Should my son be allowed to Vape,This is definitely a post by dad... no doubt about it. +"Santa is like a Lovecraft character. He appears in whatever form you find comfortable. Whether he be white, black, Asian, etc. If people think he can do mass B&Es around the planet to deliver toys during Christmas, why can't he be not White?",Because if he wasn't white he would've been shot for those b&es long ago! +All methadone used is used as an opioid because it is an opioid and no ideology will ever change its chemistry.,"Thanks for being pedantic, it really adds to the conversation." +Glow in the dark night sights or tritium?,Tritium. +Sounds like a scenario for a gay porn movie.,This guy needs 10 inches of D... Stat! +Then you'd love bioshock infinite.,NPR even plays songs from Bioshock on their classical channel +I knew Carson would resort to throwing it to himself eventually.,i remember that post +Glad Carson is getting this experience. I want him to learn a lot from his rookie season.,no lets bench him! +Are you implying that barik is op?,NERF NERF NERF! +"If you don't know, why answer?",This is why Trump was elected. +"John Fox deserves another year. I've been wary of Fox, but I truly believe now that his players have bought in. They've played incredibly hard week to week, despite immense opposition (aka a historic number of injuries). The fact that Bellamy came back and had the kind of game he did today, even in spite of that one bad drop, shows that these coaches can calm guys down, and effectively correct mistakes. Howard's progress continues to amaze, and Floyd's progress looks similarly upward-trending; and Barkley is out-performing his expectations, giving us plenty of hope that he can be a great mentor and solid backup to our future QB, whoever that may end up being. If we start over at HC, we risk undermining what appears to be the start of a nice, defense-anchored foundation--especially if they get a couple more wins here, down the stretch. We need to retain this staff, and see what they can do next year, with better health and more consistency at QB.","I mean I agree, but come on we beat a 1-10 team who was way worse than us." +Did you read the article?,"Article is giving it too much credit, I'd call it a puff piece." +You don't even have to go back that far. The Irish were often put into indentured servitude over debt in the 18th century.,Poor Americans are imprisoned in various jurisdictions throughout the United States for failure to pay minor fees and debts to the local constabulary or civil court. +Game Thread: Redskins (6-4-1) at Cardinals (4-6-1) at 4:25 PM EST HTTR!,Very good run defense on our part +I'm on the fence about AP especially if Hill starts again cause I think GB will stack the box just like the Titans did last week.,I'd say go with your gut then and go with Lacy and Rawls. +"From an Alan Watts talk: The final precept is a very complicated one, and nobody's quite sure exactly what it means. It mentions three kinds of drugs and drinks: sura, mariya[?], maja[?]. We don't know what they are. But at any rate, it's generally classed as narcotics and liquors. Now, there are two ways of translating this precept. One says to abstain from narcotics and liquors; the other liberal translation favored by the great scholar Dr [?] is 'I abstain from being intoxicated by these things.' So if you drink and don't get intoxicated, it's ok. You don't have to be a teatotaler to be a Buddhist. This is especially true in Japan and China; my goodness, how they throw it down! A scholarly Chinese once said to me, 'You know, before you start meditating, just have a couple martinis, because it increases your progress by about six months.' So to answer your question I would say it depends on how you respond to alcohol. If all it does is reduce your level of consciousness then it will likely hamper progress if used in conjunction with meditation.",Watts was a drinker par excellence! +"I won watch dogs 2, but eww.. usbisoft do you want it?",166 +2x Smite Tactics Aplha codes PC Gems/ PC anything post your offers here. Am willing to go first in any non-paypal trade.,"Hi, i can give a Alienware ra code for a Smite Tactics Alpha code :)" +They are gay. Or Azzlacks.,You're really open-minded and tolerant. +What's your response to this then incentivizing people to not seek help for mental health issues due to losing their guns? This is a common thing I've heard from many folks in their mid/early twenties in rural California.,California is so far ahead of the curve man... all the young people in California should be running the country... +Don't lie to the people its gonna be a team of legends for xbox and ps4 will be a full team of TOTGS with even higher price ranges.,* 11 BPL Players * 11 Serbian Players * 6 Informs * 89 Rated * A 4-1-2-1-2 Formation card +"WTF moment of the day ; all of them move before my megan, which has 220spd before lead/totem",220 spd is nothing in arena +Sofia Vergara being sued by her own embryos,Looks like those eggs won't be handed over easy. +I guess my point is Piglet is an upgrade of Jynthe...,"Maybe, I'm not sure." +"I mean it was supposed to be a joke, I have no problem with them lol.","I don't either, Intel is just better :D" +Malcolm Turnbull set to axe Tony Abbott's Green Army environmental program,I wonder if the funding will be put back into Landcare? +Let's cry together for you :(,*weeps into paws* +What is the most ridiculous first world problem you or someone you know has seriously complained about?,My dad complains when there's too much food in the cupboard to find what he's looking for. +"Ten years ago this month, the robot known as Al Gore predicted that there would be no snow or ice on Mt. Kilimanjaro in his propaganda film. Say hello to Mt. Kilimanjaro in the current year","That isn't snow, its dandruff." +"A strange song, but extremely catchy and fun to blast the speakers too. Of the six drugs, I've tried three of them so I can understand why this song is so fun.","Are the three Nicotine, Alcohol, and Marijuana?" +"BREAKING NEWS: Greg Biffle to Hendrick Motorsports to replace Jimmie Johnson. #48 will be renumbered to #69 with sponsorship from Carl Hardee Jr. Johnson will replace Chris Buescher at Front Row Motorsports, taking Lowes with him. When asked for a comment, Johnson said, I'm at the point in my career where I'd like some success and needed to move to a top team",Why did I laugh so hard at this! +In Illinois you can't get an ID card without a social security card. You can't get a social security card without an ID. No one can fucking tell you how to get around this. I literally had to drive my disabled father halfway across the country to renew his ID in his home state so he could get a new ID in Illinois. What even the fuck.,"Voter fraud man, voter fraud!" +"Don't know if anybody has said it, but as a dog owner myself, I'm sorry for your loss","Careful lad, that's off topic and could get you banned from this sub and moved onto r/legaladviceofftopic" +Cloud 9 Qualify! (ONLY C9 FANS ALLOWED(,This sub in a nutshell. +"What compels you to correct other people's mistakes and act like they are imbeciles for making them, no matter how small the mistake is?",Gotta get my dick hard some how +Wondertrade Madness. Thank you Auslove,Haters will say its Hacked +He shall finally usurp the Thundercunt. (I never liked Zedus anyway),Don't talk to me ever again. +That's an absolute statement.,u/GiveMe20GoodMen confirmed to be Bill Belichick. +"The Life in the Ruins music. What's the tempo? Does anyone have sheet music of it? I was going to make an arrangement of it with all of its instruments but I will admit, I probably do need some help :/","I think I remember seeing a piano cover on youtube which may help, let me see if I can find it." +Does anyone have extra Sun Stone they can trade?,Catch or breed a bunch of pickup meowths and just do some battles you'll get plenty of stones easy +100%. The LP need an injection of pragmatism if they're every going to be viable.,No i think peoples first introduction should be an argument about minarchists vs anarchoists. +"I am not trying to justify it, but they had a target in mind (the judiciary proly), but what are they going to vent their anger against now? Nature/Yamraj?",They are gonna burn sugarcane fields for producing sugar. +I'm a 27 year old brewer and writer. Plz make fun of me,You look like you jerk off so much you have dick prints on your hands. +anyone wanna play games together on pc? or ps4?,Dude add me I'll send you my steam I think I have something like 800 hours on arma3 +pM me ur IG,I just send it +Narendra Modi wins reader's poll for TIME's Person of the Year.,Damon I was pulling for Emma sulkowicz... +"What he's doing? Yes. What we're doing here? No, but even if it were, we wouldn't really care.",I forgot to italicize or +"Sure they are. Synonyms aren't necessarily identical in meaning, just similar.",back to devry 4 u +Could This Be Vader Without His Armor On?,That's clearly Bane. +Tommy for dogs?! Where'd you get that?,Please add +poor fruitland. Was only played like 3 or 4 times.,we all know a healthy starcraft player needs 4 servings of fruit a day +What do you miss the most about your younger self?,Tolerance +Sorry; what's a beta nugget?,"It's an antenna that you get from playing the beta, it's pretty limited, but it doesn't go for much." +"ez for c9 boys, the #1 team in the world",u forgot the +Is konamiya a smart cleanser ?,Yes +"I thought this was quite big political news, until a certain news conference just after midday...",That was his plan.. +"It's just a joke about movies in the past like GitS, Dragonball Evolution, and The Last Airbender. It's a pattern. Why are you so upset someone's making a joke about it?",Perhaps it was more about the context in which it was tweeted. +"Cool, probably with a voice changer or something?","No, that's his normal voice." +"Hey, you aren't u/GloriousGe0rge !",Pretty sure he got fired for sending nudes at work +"Wouldn't it be cool if valve was waiting to release portal 3, half life 3 and team fortress 3 in a new orange box?","Not really, if that was true they should release, not wait..." +"I preffered Bo1 tbh, seeing all the teams - all in one place. Now I can go a full split without ever seeing half the players.","Super week was bad for the players, they didn't like going to the studio to play 2 games 3 hours apart, that takes up a lot of the day for 2 games" +wo genau?,wien +Your boyfriend sounds like a loser. Spending hours a day playing videogames and spending ages watching videos too. Couldn't imagine tolerating that sort of shit in a relationship.,"Yeah, people having hobbies, So stupid!" +Hell yeah! I just hope they dont raise the Type 61 to tier 5 I like it a lot and use it in squadron battles,"I don't think they will do it for quite a while, because Tier IV right now only has 6 tanks, which is the amount required to unlock next tier." +I'm retarded,This really closed my pineal gland +"One factor that might lead people to this conclusion could be the incentive bonus for getting a certain rating. Part of the contract was if obsidian reached a set rating point (I think it was something like 95% positive) they would get a bonus, but they fell short by somewhere around .5% and no bonus was paid despite the game being a success.","its was 85 on metacritic, they got 84; I mean a contract is a contract but whatever" +What's the cause of the growth in Nunavut? I would've thought the population there would be falling,"Well, if five people move there, that's like... a ten percent increase?" +*still doesn't get MVP*,"Gotta get them drone spots, just being the best teammate" +Climate manipulation? Mass population mind numbing toxins? DNA manipulation? High-level Military or private sector ops? Testing and set up for new age of bio-technology?,Please be mind numbing toxins! +remember the two expensive wars he got us into for no reason? or the economy crashing on his watch and him not doing anything? or katrina and him not doing anything?,No that was all Bill Clinton's fault for reasons. +Watch out for the fence!,Woah i was not expecting that! +"There's no way Fnatic would pay 1m for Rush, nor do they have the money to do so.","Yeah, Fnatic, the most valuable western e-sports organisation that recently bought an entire hardware manufacturer, don't have money to buy Rush." +"No, no one I REALLY know has asked. It's kind of surreal, it's like this is the first time it's happened to me. And I was wearing a new shirt I thought I looked super cute in - so I was like, is it the shirt? I don't know...I feel like I'm spending to much energy being upset about but this BUT IT'S SO RUDE WTF.",That was incredibly rude and you're fully justified to be upset :( +"Looks like you were wrong, rich prick",Whoa man this was waaaayyyy too soon. +"Hahaha Trump is that terrible douchebag your friend is dating, where she makes excuses like, it's different with me or he's not like that when we're alone when everyone else knows he's a terrible human being who will shit all over her. I'm a woman before anyone replies with le friendzone, etc.",Did you just *assume* your own gender? +"I keep reading that people aren't excited about the Chiefs because of their offense. Man, if all you do is win, who cares what others have to say.",Because defense is boring +"Quality of Life change for S4 When you press tab, you see the cooldowns for your teammates actives. You already can see their ultimate's, why not having active CDs shown?",That's a buff +"I'm fairly certain the F in female stands for, y'know, female.","...Nah, that can't be it." +Some people can't turn on shadows.,How do they play Zed without shadows? +"If a man had said something like lmao I know, women are fucking whores, this sub would be going crazy.",*Gets out the popcorn* youhavenopowerhere.gif +"If they're not moderating, or posting, they're possibly not reading it very much other. Have you tried the message the mods item in the side bar?",yup +My friend's kickstarter for an NES controller with the d-pad on the right side,Blasphemy. +"He said no we aren't yesterday, peep his Twitter.","I know, I should've put a" +"Day 47.... They still don't know I'm an AK.... - Second gun from the left, probably.",I mean it is a black scary rifle that dispenses 30 heat seeking baby killers per second. +Railyard,Are those assests or are they actually modded in. +"See pizzagate are the type of people willing to believe anything as long as it aligns with their views, which is half of what causes fake news",Let's just ignore the possibilities that there really is a child sex-trafficking ring and instead let's vilify those trying uncover it. +"One of my friends posted on Facebook last night that his girlfriend beat the shit out of him. Pounced his face, and he was pouring blood from his nose. I told him that he needed to call the cops, but he was afraid to do so, thinking that he would be jailed regardless. All she would have had to do is hit herself in the face, and claim he hit her first. Any girl who would beat the crap out of their boyfriend, would be willing to pull that as well.","We live in a male-dominated patriarchal society, so that just isn't possible." +"You don't see handguns everywhere. I've lived in gun-friendly states for my entire 38 year life and other than at the range or on a police officer's belt, I have only seen a handgun in public exactly twice. Once when a convenience store clerk started waving one around when I was in college and I saw a guy open carrying at Walmart.",Really I live in PHX arizona and I see open carry guns every few days or so and people's conceal carry (printing or showing accidentally) about as often +"* Crippling sanctions, like the ones on North Korea and Iran. Complete cut off from the financial markets. * Heavily arm the Ukrainian government, including with lethal aid. * Bring in a massive number of US troops to Western Ukraine, and start a massive modernization and training program for the Ukrainian army.","You have started WW3, enjoy the show :)" +Doesn't Trump seem to like Duterte?,"Yea, that's precisely the problem." +"That counts as the US, chief.","Sealand, doubt you heard of it, it's sort of exclusive." +"It's unreadable, which may account for the cheap price; who wants to 'read' the explanation of calculus when it had just been (re)discovered? Well, unreadable might be hyperbole, but Newton himself wrote it with intentional obfuscation to prevent other people from reading it, understanding it, then asking him questions.",People don't spend a million dollars on a book to read it mate. +"No, not really. My opinion didn't matter about Brexit, theirs doesn't matter about our election. They can keep their nose out of it.","Yeah, the US doesn't have any affect on any other country around the world." +Next they will abolish masturbation and their real agenda will come into fruition. To outlaw the orgasm. Then they'll have all the frustrated debt slaves they created to demonize next.,"Just all _unmarried_ or non-_homo_ orgasms, though." +"Most people don't have mental illnesses, that doesn't change the fact some people ARE offended by it. Say it if you want. I'm not your mom, or the police, I was just informing you why it was censored. Besides there's a lot of other great insults that aren't ableist like shitheel, and fuckface, and garbage, and assclown. You really don't lose much by not using ableist words. I stopped using them and it's really not that hard. But like I said, I'm not your mom.","Assclown is extremely offensive to the clowning community, please refrain from using that insult." +this is the map file,"oh nice, thank you!" +TIL Donald glover (the actor who portrays young Tracy) and rapper Childish Gambino are the same person,Steve Buscemi formerly Len Wozniak now Jan Foster was a firefighter on 9/11! +Normal summoning - Yugioh,Pot of Greed - Yugioh +Don't forget voting for those Congress seats too.,"Even if you hate both candidates enough to not vote for either, you should still go vote for this reason." +"Refs of reddit, how are the officials selected for bowl games? Is it like a lottery system or is it based on the competency of each ref?",Obviously the ones with the most pro-tOSU ties will be chosen to ref the Fiesta Bowl. +"So, what you are saying is they want to be groped by someone with power who can grope all he wants to cheers from fellow sex abusers. Sweden is sitting there all purty, and she ain't saying no, can't say no to me. ROFL",Clinton Rape Team for President 2016! +Millions in US still living life in Internet slow lane,No no no millions are living with high speed Internet get it right! +"Much like a smoker being shown photos of black, shriveled lungs, this will not stop me from my back pocket carrying ways.","or if you can flip the clip to the other side for left hand carry that way when it's in your back pocket the blade is against the pocket seam, there are easy ways to prevent this from happening" +"Ashe, Jhin and Nocturne","Bang, Bang, lights out" +dayz crashes when exiting really annoying but the game crashes everytime I exit (reference memory) using windows 10,On experimental or stable? +He also tried smothering another kid. I can see why he's being investigated.,this is clearly just the fart that broke the camel's back. +"Live playing fears / nerves Hi All, I've been playing drums for around 13 years, and would say I have intermediate playing ability. For the last 4 years, I've been playing in a band, and find it almost impossible to replicate my playing ability at home / at rehearsal to a crowd at a live gig. My band don't play large gigs, we're mostly playing to up to 50 people, some of which are friends and family, and none of the beats I've come up with are particularly complex, yet I just come across a fraction of my ability on stage. I have a constant fear I'm going to drop sticks, lose time, fall off the seat (I know it's bad) or just mess up in any way. I find myself hitting the drums far softer (given we are quite a loud alt post-punk band, loses quality) and often mis-hit simple fills that I can ace at home - even to a click. Does anyone else experience this? Look forward to hearing your response, Andy","Exact opposite for me, but if I had to guess, try playing in front of families/groups of friends." +It's so nice having the experience of a nagging housewife chirping in my ear straight from my Facebook feed. These headlines don't make me grimace with annoyance at all!,Im really trying hard to think of a great female directed movie... I wonder why that is? +I like my imbued rings and slayer helm.,"Its ok, Mobilising armies is coming instead." +why would he suppose she wasnt?,Because he's a sexist pig and Ethan is part of the P-A-T-R-I-A-R-C-H-Y! +Yes,Thanks +Turns out a franchise QB and franchise LB really help a team.,Guess a franchise OT isn't enough? +Nah he's referencing Major Tom's botched landing.,Oh okay +"Would it be better for countries like Japan to produce solely carrier-based fighters instead of land based fighters? After the 1.3 patch, carrier fighters now have the same agility stats as land based models, slightly higher air defense (+1) for 36/40/44 models, shorter range (80% of the land model), slower (90% the speed) and more IC cost on paper (about 15~20% more IC per unit). But carrier based fighter models of 40/44 cost 1 less aluminium per factory than land based fighter models of the same year, which could be very helpful for Japan since they have little aluminium around. This also means fewer production lines to mess around and probably less loss on production efficiency. Does this sound like a good idea? Or does the extra range and speed of land based fighters matter much more than I currently understand?","I find that as Japan I'm usually fighting in regions without great airbase density, range matters much more then (looking at you Russia/China)." +Posting before reading is my birthright,And I shall have it. +Leaked Poster Art for Rogue One Sequel!,Alright listen here you little shit... +I use this and silly putty for 99% of my masking.,How do you use silly putty for masking? +That's why I *always* buy free-range organic from my local farm just down the road always no exceptions pinkie promise,Omg free range organic dogs are the most delicious. +Post your 3 most mastered champions and let others describe you. #2,"Master Yi, Shaco and Senuani I'm diamond 3 btw" +"Anyone have an issue with Samsung VR forcing it's way onto my phone? Bloatware? I have a Galaxy Note 5, and all of a sudden it starts trying to jam Sansung VR onto my phone, an app that I never initiated installation. No option to cancel, just Next, now my battery drains like sieve, even after uninstalling occulus, and samsung vr. The samsung forums are pathetic, so are the droid forums, about solutions. Anyone figure this out, since it's been a problem since August, and no one in the appropriate positions seem to be fixing the problem.","Not me, I have had no issues with anything Gear VR related" +"Ign: hideki Deposited: wingull, female, lvl 6 Request: prankster riolu 5iv (female if possible) correct iv Msg: i want to fill my pokedex Thanks in advance","Unable to find, please check if sniped, and redeposit." +Where do you get these offerings? I'v got like 5 hours in and haven't seen one drop.,"I got one randomly while doing a public event in Patrol, not sure what else gives them." +: Statistically there is probably a decent chance a Guardian on here will suffer a hand injury this weekend and won't get to play ROI for awhile Stay safe Guardians!,Brb cutting off my hand - for science! +"Tired of air maxes and ultra boosts, went for more of a casual option",Poor man's Ozweegos +"I mean, why can't he he see them?",I always pictured it that he tapped into everyone's houses and ignores everyone else's nightly activities and only listens to things that sound like mafia talk. +Who needs a farm system when you go into the playoffs with a rotation of those 3 guys pitching every game?,Ask the 2016 Indians. +I miss Cuba Lima :(,I've only ever tried that one about 3 years ago and I never saw it again which sucked cause it was great Xc +What about just counting the calories in the pizza?,But that would require moderation and self control and that's just unacceptable +"There's a podcast called Art of charm They are great start listing to them! Good luck! My friends tell me that I have funny/good jokes nowadays, it never been like this, but since I started hanging out with a black friend of mine (he have that attractive personality especially at first impression), I picked up things from him naturally!",Yeah black friends are the coolest +Late inning relievers that come in and walk guys,triggered +"Actually, no I don't. I had to infer his meaning. See, letters and symbols have *meanings*. The only way written communication works is if we all agree the same things, written the same way, always mean the same thing. I can't just write loose and hope you infer I meant lose. Those are two different words with two different meanings. I can't just write dog and hope that you infer I meant cat. So, when OP writes 109$, yeah, I can infer his meaning. However, doesn't make it right or acceptable. He needs to join the rest of us who completed the second grade, and learn to correctly write an absurdly common English phrase. It's not even some weird, obscure rule or something. A person sees prices written correctly almost every single day of their life. Now, I realize that this comes across as somewhat dickish, but hopefully that will make the OP think about what he is writing. Next time he starts to write a price, he'll remember that asshole on the internet that pointed out the fact he writes like a child. And maybe, just maybe, he'll get it right. Or, maybe not, and you can all go fuck yourselves.",Where did the bad man touch you? +HMC while I show off my flexibility,This would make a great **WASTED** gif but I lack the skill and tools to do so. +Can't stop....won't stop.,Never gonna give you up... +"PSA: Teemo's e applies thunderlords and all spellthiefs edge procs in a single auto This was a change that happened in the latest patch, they changed the way his e ticks work or something without documenting it. This is a big buff to support teemo and maybe even solo lane if you run thunderlords. Pretty big change imo and I don't think I've seen anyone really acknowledge this.",What about deathfire touch +Brain Nuggets - 3 months of work but I think it turned pretty well,Well I liked it only thing I would change is giving your characters bodies +It's HP,"If it's a DV7 then the overheating is normal, all DV7's had overheat issues." +hasn't cris been in the lcs at least a couple times?,"He definitely has, but he's not once, ever, proven to be a great asset to his team and consistently lose lane." +Australian cricket player conducting team interviews almost certainly walks in on teammate masturbating,I'm just wanking for a mate... +Global warming makes glacier really hot and wet. (xpost r/pics),Pussy is just a Chinese invention +"I'm sorry, I was wrong. It wasn't this game to blame. The problem was the way I play. I was too ignorant and impatient. I didn't know that I can get Reno for just 700 golds. I didn't know I'm supposed to grind to craft strong cards, like Ragnaros or some legendary cards. Sorry for whining. I will do better.",I forgive you. +Whats the best advice you have ever gotten?,"An old WWII vet once to me to never pass up the chance to shit, eat, or sleep." +Trebuche,Touche +"If you are in 8 person content and the other tank has several thousand more HP, let them tank",...says war (from your flair) and presses defiance. +Did you play support for your placements?,Mostly +"Oh, so Joey's mom gave him a hand blaster?",2meta2fast plus the whole broken arms thing ... sigh ... enough reddit for today +Electoral voters back Kasich in unlikely Trump alternative plan,"I know, let's throw up the B signal and see if we can call GWB away from his painting in this hour of greatest need" +First Amendment Defense Act Would Be 'Devastating' for LGBTQ Americans,"Yeah, I mean how fucking dare a business think it has the right to refuse service to anyone in this age of special snowflakes" +What movie could you confidently say you've watched 5 or more times?,"The Godfather 2, Inglorius Basterds, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Django Unchained (the D is silent), Saving Private Ryan, Fight Club, Forrest Gump, Se7en, Taxi Driver..................................." +The Gadgetzan Gazette Vol. 32 #11,Continued on page 3/4 Obituaries: 3-8 Literally unreadable. +"What are some instances where signing a big name bat in FA cemented a WS run or dynasty? With Bryce Harper's and McCutchen's names being floated around I was wondering if they're that valuable since a team will probably have to give up their top tier farm talent and then tie their salary cap to these players. I can't think of any big name bat signings that have payed off MAJOR, can you?",Heyward. +It also makes me last a fuck ton longer than normal!,Cuz yu' can't fil yer dck as gud +Did DJI take away tripod mode?,"I am sure someone will provide an answer soon but, if not, I get mine tomorrow and will follow up to let you know if I have luck with that mode." +"It is so sad, yet totally justified, that the most reliable news source has to post news to tell people what is fake news ... that is the damage that this election has done to our country ???? AHHH!",Facts = Feels If i feel like she won 57 counties then that's how many she won. +"Not from my experience, I have mentioned that I use Linux, and people down vote and comments on how great Windows 10 and DX12 is. But I assume it depends on which part of reddit I'm on.","True, r/pcmasterrace is where it seems to me that everyone hates windows even though everyone uses it." +*But the baby wipes*,"Yeah, think about the poor baby wipes, they're the real victim in all this." +Only in Casual...,You guys all missed the point look at the chat xD he said they while he went 0-3 such a hard carry there. +But the Jews and George W Bush did WTC!,"Pfff, no they didn't!" +It's like they have a narrative and agenda they want to push. Nah. Can't be.,"Yeah, how could **ALL** the MSM say the same thing?" +I wonder if this one will have multiplayer... I joined the SOD forums early on prior to the first game sucked in by the prospect of an open world zombie co-op game on Xbox. Something heavily discussed by the developers in the early days. It never came to anything and i dropped the game soon after release as it never lived up to my own admittedly self inflated hype. However if they get the whole co-op zombie survival thing down... i'm back in.,"SoD2 is built upon multiplayer, so yes, if you want to play with someone else you will be able to." +Can we get rid of the increased XP minor stat on backpacks and vests please. Is there anyone out there who doesn't prefer ammo capacity on both? I hate that like half the vests and backpacks I pick up end up going right to the trash because they have increased XP and no armor.,NO DEVALUES MY FIELD CACHES/HOUR +Uh... what about it Linda?,ITS THE CORN THAT GIVES YOU DIABETES HOW ARE THE KIDS +"There is nothing inherently non-peaceful about protesting against a president, recounting, or an electoral college doing its job.","imagine if Trump did this imagine Trump lost and then demanded recounts in nevada, and new mexico, and then Trump supporters said electors should betray their pledged vote to clinton yeah thats not disruptive to our democracy at all" +"Tom Hanks on Donald Trump's lewd comments: 'I'm offended as a man, I'm not offended as a husband or a father'",someone in hollywood bashing Trump - how brave +Hi there. Closeted person checking in. Still living with parents. Have said nothing to them about it. They pay for my education (which I cannot thank them enough for) so I keep my mouth shut. Some of my friends who have asked about beliefs know but that's about it. What's funny is that some elders at my church think I'm a role model for the other young adults and children,But isn't morality born of faith? +"Did you buy an aerial photgraphy/videography drone like a DJI? If so, you still have a chance of making money. You could probably have a service in where you can record aerial footage for someone. For now, learn how to fly **responsibly**. please we dont need anymore dumb dji pilots lol",Spoiler alert: He bought a Hubsan X4. +Why do you feel the need to insult people with PTSD?,"Because as long as they're not affected by it, mental health is a funny joke and you should lighten up!" +"Greek anarchists leave messages on car window, kindly letting people know to move their cars before tonight's street fighting with the cops. (translation/context in comments)",FUCKIN VIOLENT SJW LEFTIST CUCKS AMIRITE +"Graphics, Battery, Price. Choose two. We know which two Nintendo has likely chosen. If the rumors are right, they underclocked an older processor, which should get us a decent price and good battery life. But for those people who are up in arms, I wonder what you wanted to sacrifice? Nintendo could have had a full clock speed X1, but battery life would probably have been terrible. They could've gone with a cutting edge chip (X2) and packed in more batteries to maximize battery and graphics power, but that would likely increase the cost and time to market significantly. So what did you want/expect? Also, I know this analysis is a bit simplistic but I think on the whole it's not so far off.","Graphics, Price, you can always buy a charging pack or something and get all three." +Shark,Animal abuse is so hilarious +A guy uses an exploit in the Source engine to move much faster than intended in Counter Strike: Source. Said guy also has very good aim. Hilarity ensues.,a legal exploit that is +My MSI R9 290x Gaming 4G kept hitting 94c easily so I decided to check on the thermal paste. Almost NSFAMD,"Care with the knife, the idea is the keep the surface smooth so it can make as good a contact as possible." +Unions only hurt people.,"Yeah, fighting for higher wages, OT, weekends, etc really hurt us." +"I'm not certain why, but this comment makes me really happy for some reason. Like, this dude lost his mind after being on the streets for so long, probably died, and yet, here we are, discussing his memory. And I think that's just wonderful. :)",curing the population problem one smile at a time +My first DIY - A pallet bed!,Man you should have applied more coats. +"Older Redditors, what was the internet like prior to MySpace, Facebook, and other social media?",Google Lynx Browser text +Flashlight add-ons are fixed and they are AMAZING!,"Well, survivors needed a buff because they were obviously totally trash before" +"Comparing which Killer is most deadly at Rank 1 gets tiresome when you realize the others are mostly only held back because of perks that straight up counter their ability, or that they can't deal with infinites. This discussion is pointless with how unbalanced the game is.",Trapper is the deadliest killer by stats +We're becoming socialists...,"Oh no, the red scare is coming!" +"I made some improvements to my room setup, and I figure nobody would appreciate it more than you guys!",Hey it's me ur room. +Finally a professional social network for Xbox gamers who want to take eSport to the next level! What do you think of it?,It's not like we had tournaments and clubs added to Xbox Live. +Wouldn't that mean Obama could run again?,Defenatly not now since Trump was already elected. +"I have over 2k hours in this game, I play with 300-400 fps, 40 ping max. I'm supreme/low global and I've never felt like complaining about hitboxes nor have I ever been able to record one of these funky clips that are posted here so often. Idk guys, git gud?",#NAME? +"No, but I'd still commit senseless violence based on the structure of his face. This is a joke sub, mate",Forgot the +The bolt-on supercharger for the HSV-GTR is quite possibly the loudest I've ever heard in a Forza game.,sounds like one of those screaming goats lol +Well for starters u hide the link so it doesn't put a huge Rick Astley pic next to the post,How do i hide it? +The tale of his bloody rampage is legendary (x-post r/iamverybadass),Truly a man among men. +**AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA**,me too thanks +Ants,Penis +"Me: I don't want to go to college, I don't know what to take. Mom & Dad: Ok Took me 10 years to get a decent job, still struggle pay to pay. I don't resent them or anything, just wish they pushed me more. They've always been there to help.","That's a decision to make on your own as an adult, and not fair to blame them for something you chose to do." +"Dodgers paying Jansen is right, even if it feels wrong","If paying Jansen 80 mil is wrong, I don't wanna be right." +And that is stupid.,lol +"You know that you can pick up and fill out the forms at any time, or fill them out online and print them out? You can also have your photos taken at fedex, etc. You literally never have to talk to 'the passport guy' at the post office to send in your application.",The last time I had my photo taken somewhere other than the post office it wasn't accepted. +Found on a FB-post poking fun at popular EDM. The hypocrisy of Red is out of this world.,4' 33 was written well before the 80s... What a dolt. +Free-kick hero ? Any great free-kick guy who are CM or RW ?,Toure for CM and Willian for RW +you say that like its easy to do.,It's easy if you pay for it. +"Cali is what white girls from other states call California. Biggie Smalls tried to, and look where that got him. Shot to death on Wilshire.",Well that's an irrational connection to make +"So Israel should just 'take' Palestine, and their people should no longer have a representative and governing body?","Yeah, that's literally word for word what I said." +"Under Status, it now says Completed..",I'm sure that Brian Spitz himself is editing this imdb page. +Ah I'd be referring to the third punch then when he was flat on his back and clearly knocked out,Don't you dare bring violence into fighting! +"Ugh ugh ugh. I had an episode of syncope (passing out) last week, had blood tests and an echo and everything is normal there, getting an EEG next week. A coworker that's full of fatlogic commented on my losing about 40lbs in the last year as maybe stressing my body and causing the syncope. Wtf. No. If anything whatever's going on might be worse if I was still a fatass. My doctor is fucking glad I've lost weight.",Yeah because being overweight doesn't 'stress your body' +"Just going to second this sentiment. Small towns in the Midwest end up being feudal estates because there's so few people. One or two families usually run and/or own pretty much everything in town and always win the elections. So they're the mayor, city council, largest local employer, and often the landlord of many of the citizens.",Do they also hire mercenaries to defend then as well? +Kind of obvious that was going to happen. It's kind of creepy that she's his dead wife's sister or something.,You know how much Italians care about family. +Oh well I'm not here to convince anyone,Achievement unlocked. +"90+ FPS everywhere. 35 FPS in val'sharaah as the title says I get 90 fps in all zones. 65 in suramar city. But 35 in val'sharaah. My specs are i5 6600, gtx 1060, 8 gigs DDR4 2300Mhz Settings is default 7 with veiw distance at 10 and clutter at 9. Turning settings down does nothing. Went all the way to setting 1 and only got 45 fps. Render scale is at 100% for 1080p",You can't see more than 12 fps anyway. +So you're for corporate welfare I take it then?,They're people too right? +Is Nebraska that much of a blue blood you listed it twice,Yes +Draymond Green Kicking Inquiry I would first like to say that I am a Bulls fan not a Warriors fan and I am not trying to hate or anything just suggesting something. What do you guys think of a long-game suspension for Draymond? Either by the team or the league for at least 5 games. I think this would hopefully convince Draymond to stop kicking. I am one of the big Draymond defenders but he just will not stop. I just wanted to get some insight from Warrior fans.,I definitely want one of our best players suspended for 5 games. +I think it was a joke bro.,Didn't really seem like one... needed more +Hi! So my parents game me $100 in Robinhood to start my own retirement fund! what would be a good investment with high returns but low risk?,I've been successfully triggered +Not Chloe.,"Meh, at least it's actually an anus for a change." +Grovyle from Pokemon Dungeon Explorers of the Sky is the GOAT,"[I was super happy in Sky when they revealed that all the future Pokemon were still alive, it was just a great feeling]" +"You have to add Rian Johnson to this list, after seeing Looper.",but it's Star Wars +"So a gorilla dies of old age at a zoo... ...right before the zoo opens. It is the only gorilla at the zoo since they are not very profitable. However, the gorilla is their most popular attraction by far, and they cannot afford to go a day without it. So the zoo owner asks one of his workers to wear a gorilla suit they have in storage for an extra $100 a day if he will go in the gorilla cage and pretend to be the gorilla until the zoo can afford a new one. Quickly, the new gorilla becomes the most popular craze at the zoo. People from all over are coming to see the Human-like gorilla. About a month in, the craze has started to wear off. So, to get people's attention back, he decides to climb over his enclosure and hang from the net ceiling above the lion's den next to him. A large crowd of people gather watching the spectacle in awe and terror. Suddenly the man loses his grip and falls to the floor of the lion's den. The man starts screaming HELP!! HELP!!! Suddenly a lion pounces him from behind and whispers in his ear, Shut the fuck up right now or you're going to get us both fired.",I don't get it. +It's 2 buildings in one. Not an unfinished one.,You are correct sir! +Jesus...Those hands...,"What do you expect, they have a huge spike through them?" +Democrats now refusing to work with Trump no matter what,Everybody is replaceable... Except Donald of course. +It's so easy to troll the media these days.,Giving the media 36 hours to cover something that polling shows people hate is trolling now? +"To be fair, he didn't say it was a *good* socialist program.","You see, it's not *real* socialism because that has never been tried." +"She should be even happier because she has great freckles, beautiful eyes, an amazing smile, and, well, I'll stop there...","Yeah, she should totally care more about her appearance than being successful at something she's passionate about..." +Vulpix nest at 662 Interlaken Dr. looks like the Pokemon version of Mean Girls.,how often are the spawns? +"If you were given 20 000 dollars, what would you do with it?",Bail out my friend who is in jail. +That's a weird way to spell Anderson Varejao,Lol first time I've ever seen this used where it's literally true +"With finals approaching, I've got few reasons to be happy...",Your racist caricature has no place in this harmonious subreddit. +He could stand to lose ten pounds.,"I suppose we all could, but I don't think that's important to his ability to Preside." +Savage,OH YEAAH +"I mean, who else would they be satirizing in a movie about professional gamers","Well, they have a few options if they want to be creative but they don't want to be." +"Why can abstract objects not be concepts? One notion of concept is Fregean sense, which is an attempt to make concepts independent of mental processes. I understand the Quinean objection that they fall outside the causal realm, but plausible philosophers suggest the metaphor of grasping as a way of accessing them.","As far as I know, Frege understood numbers as being non-causal, non-spatio-temporal, and non-mental." +No Georgia players in the first or second all-SEC teams for the first time since 1990,Fire Kirby +"I know everyone's talking about the cringe involved and such, but if this *REALLY* works as advertised, it'd be one of the most advanced virtual companion in the world. It doesn't *have* to be an anime girl, hell I'd be happy with a little holographic blob that wiggles when it talks.","If you could give me the Halo 4 version of Cortana that works like the demo-video, I would buy that shit up so hard." +What's lost in this story is that 60% of the jobs are going to Mexico. But it's much nicer to say I saved 1000 jobs than to admit that over 60% are still going...going...gone!,Just wait till the wall goes up! +"Cops of Reddit, Where's the best place to hide drugs?",Nice try cop. +How have restaurants discriminated against you ?,Non-binary gender-fluid transracial person here: By separating/including restrooms for only 2 genders. +"Favourite Kendrick Lamar song? Mine is probably Alright, Poetic Justice or King Kunta. Fave song that he features on is Classic Man by Jidenna. So damn catchy","Easy: Sing About Me, I'm Dying Of Thirst" +Has FFA ever been logical in their scheduling?,"Yes, this is logical because it guarantees wellington a win" +Are you saying Cali is corrupt?,"Yeah, don't forget the 2,000,000 people there who voted illegally" +I've been making satirical FE videos under the name Jeranism for a few years now.,lol +Australian court approves intersex child's surgery,Court documents seen by the BBC show medical experts testified that surgery would remove the risk of Carla developing tumours Can someone explain to me why removing male sex organs from a biologically male child removes the risk of developing tumors? +Why are you dead?,Because Tim Cook killed me for yelling at him so much. +"I was stating he was an idiot for that one thing, not every single one of his dishes.",Well then you're an idiot for that one thing +"That's like how the concept of the right to freedom of religion is only rarely used to also mean freedom *from* religion, particularly from Christianity when in the USA.",But Christians are the minrority now and we're trying to persecute them +My sister's ferret makes pretzel shaped poops,Eat it +"If a man entertains and no one is around to be entertained, is he really entertaining?","Asking the important questions, aren't we?" +Got Dishonored 2 for Christmas! Can't wait to play it! :D,"Me too, currently on a mission I've heard a lot about and it's more difficult than I imagined especially playing non-lethally" +The comments in these threads are always the worst.,I'M RIGHT AND YOU'RE STUPID IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE SAME OPINION AS ME +Russian official found dead from gunshot wounds in Moscow,Looks like someone is trying to start a war between the US and Russia. +"Come on DICE, it's 2016",Map with invisible rails ftw +"I know! Trump has those old school Canadian anti-establishment values we had back in the day. Like, when we'd call out the US for clintonesque bullshit. Now we have egg on our face thanks to Trudeau and all the cucks, hopefully this based yank can remind Canadians what is means to be Canadian again, at least in our traditional sense.","President Trump has nothing Canadian about him, 100% American through an through." +"You always play whoever you think will get the most points, simple as that. Offensive players and Defenses are somewhat linked but its not like the correlation is super strong, both can do well, both can do crappy, etc.","But it's not simple, because who I choose might affect their performance!" +TFW you're making your first post from a new account and there's shills galore,Don't you mean DARK memes? +"Yeah, the show sucked after Chevy left. Then it sucked when Belushi left. Then it sucked when Lorne was fired. Then it sucked when Lorne came back in 85 with a new cast. Then it sucked when Norm joined. Then it sucked when Sandler was fired. Then it sucked when Farley left..... The show is always a combination of good, mediocre, and bad. Some episodes are better than other, but it's always a grab bag because of so many variables that go into the show. Hell, a show can be great, but the audience can be terrible.",I heard u wear diapers +"i would say the best way to get a faster computer would be more cpu cores. having a new core will times your cpu by another time. so the i5 is a 5 core that is 3.2 ghz's fast, times 5 making it a total of 16 ghz's. if u were to pick up a faster cpu like the amd fx 8300 which has 8 cores at 3.3 ghz's u would end up with an extrmemely more faster pc at 26.4 ghz's. this will make your gaming performance much better. cheers.",You dropped this: +98 % consensus? please stop this meme,This is why Trump won. +"FDR is the reason the New Deal and Social Security exist. **No one in their right mind can attack FDR for internment *on US soil* and completely ignore Obama murdering innocent women & children, all over, without warrants; droning innocents cause he wants to play the same warmonger games without being seen as Bush was.**",Yeah if drones were around with fdr he definitely wouldn't have used them +Metal Gear Olid 3?,Metal Gear OCELOT +This isn't unpopular at all.,"Apparently, it is with the person I am arguing with right now." +"Not just freezing, but single digits and dry as hell. Good luck.","I am already all peely from getting roasted in the sun a week ago, so I will look like ashier than those people getting zapped on War of the Worlds" +What are your personal beliefs about what happens to us when we pass away?,The chemical connections in our brain that define who we are breaks down and we cease to exist. +On it my dude *finger guns*,Bang bang skeet skeet got all the ladies under my sheets. +"the outplay burden is on poppy, outplaying darius isnt exactly hard.",You don't play either of those champs lol. +Should a family-owned local grocery store run by Muslims be forced to sell pork and booze?,"No, but they should be forced to sell whatever they sell to Christians, gay people, women, etc." +80% Of White Evangelical Protestants Feel That They're As Persecuted As African-Americans,I'm sure this doesn't map to the 83% who voted for Trump. +"If your news source called out their own cameraman for being a fake protestor, you were watching fake news.",How can it be fake If he's a real cameraman? +You just have to set your novel a few years in the past. Just go by the copyright date.,That's a very good solution. +"The U.S. Is very obviously moving backwards rather than forwards with the rest of the world in regards to religion, human rights, etc. Makes sense that they'd hold on to a unit of measurement that (almost)no one else uses as well. P.S. I wasn't referencing Trump btw","Ah yes, legalizing gay marriage was a step in the wrong direction for the US" +"Americans, what a suprise.","Yes, but we are the only ones ever to set foot on that star, so 'MURICA FUCK YEAH." +All these camps are terrible ideas. They should all be eliminated.,We should consider hiring half of them on the cheap to enact the eliminations. +"As a compare/contrast exercise, what do we think of the RAF's senior leadership message and the image it presents versus our own?","Ugly ass blues, but they have warrants!" +How do you cover 18 holes with one hole? Have your mom sit down on a golf course.,Hahaha very funny +They are just advising both projects.,"Great, good to hear that, thanks!" +US only,that's racist ;p +"So let's throw an ally that holds some of our national debt and a huge portion of the world's manufacturing capacity under the bus for the regime that hacks the State Department, wants to annex the Ukraine, and nearly nuked us half a century ago. Solid fucking plan, Republicans.",But they are white. +What would be the most Rams thing to do in terms of hiring a new head coach? Are they allowed to send Jeff Fisher an offer again?,Keeping John Fassel permanently as head coach +"Thank you! I (also American) got into an argument with another redditor a few days ago on this topic. I kept pointing out how body autonomy is a basic human right and his counter argument is that he thinks uncut looks disgusting. Wow, great argument, and no chance you are biased because you grew up looking at your dick so no wonder you prefer that look (still not a basis for *surgery*). I can't believe when people can't see this is a gross violation of these infant's rights, and is done for no good reason.",I think my uncircumcised dick looks just fantastic thanks very much. +"Me too, assuming they are wizards.",It's a magnet +Bioluminescent plankton,A7s with like a f/0.95 lens? +Hypercarries Who are the hypercarries of Smite?,"Most of the guardians in the game can hypercarry, particularly Geb, Kumbha, and Khepri" +I wish I could plant C4's on horses in BF1 ;-;,You can always throw dynamite in the passenger seat +Literally all cis people are transphobic because it is learned socially.,Literally all black people are druggy criminals in gangs because it is learned socially. +"OnePlus is Chinese garbage. Their Rom has so many bugs and every new release breaks a feature of their phones. Have a problem? Fuck you, we don't even have customer service. You cant be premium and still base your customer service in China. I don't want to wait 1+ months for a replacement phone. Don't even get me started how they don't have a premium design. Sure the metal feels premium, but it's a rouse. The components within the phone are 2nd rate Chinese garbage that Samsung threw out. The corner cutting is real. The OP4 is going to be $499, at that point they aren't even affordable anymore. Might as well get a galaxy",You forgot your +Is he gay? He's still using Windows XP so... maybe.,This is an ooooold skit. +"It seems like a few cards were added specifically to counter certain popular cards. Dirty Rat counters Doomsayer. Bomb Squad counters Sylvanas. Defias Cleaner counters Sylvanas, Cairne, and Savannah Highmane. Now where's our Ragnaros counter?","easy, just make rag be able to hit ANY target" +Laphroaig in an Ardbeg snifter?!?!?,I mean he could at least use some Glencairn whisky glasses. +Yeah except for Nevada,*most of Nevada +It makes some sense for a massive billionaire in the tech industry to take such a risk. I can see bill gates and _maybe_ (not) apple contributing as well to make the project huge and more efficient.,Gates have declined to fund too good cures (SENS-like rejuvenation cures) in his AMA just some months ago. +What did I just tell you?,Did you tell me not to call you bro? +Draw a card,(wherever it is) +give an example,give karth true damage on his q +Video games are interactive movies,With lesser graphics +Steven Adams asked about marijuana in the NBA,This is an extremely terrible line of questioning by this interviewer. +Then God should've been more clear about that. That thing is full of loopholes. Can I still covet my neighbor if she's single?,Don't they have ways of shutting that whole thing down? +NZXT releases new Kraken series AIO coolers.,lol I just bought an X61 last week :/ +All gov Sask websites down Does anyone know why all of the gov sask internal and external websites are down?,They run on SaskTel Servers +LUL in 2016 LUL,"Well memed, friend" +New Hat. Gotta flex for the holiday's,Boi +New Full Art Lillie Card Leaked,"This gen might get me back into the tag to be honest, I haven't really been much for playing but many of the new pokemon look awesome and I can't wait to collect the cards!" +Seeing red over 'Beige Power' rap parody,Seeing that only the Toronto Sun and The Rebel is running with this so called story leads me to believe that this is a certified non-issue. +Guarantee it's self diagnosed,Well considering that science is a tool of the patriarchy and was born from white supremacy can you really blame her? +"And to think, his greatest asset according to BernOuts was that he wasn't a sellout. Another thing I find to be particularly shameful is that Hillarys name isn't mentioned in any of those announcements. They are using Bernies name as a marketing tool, and must think his ex-supporters are stupid. Hey kids, come see that Bernie guy again! He's totally cool and with it and wants *you* to vote for Hillary!",He's not selling out he's just being realistic! +Even giants can have shit on their shoes.,yeah and you don't mention it you just say 'thanks giant for being possibly the most valuable thing humanity has ever created' +What is Rare Fish used for? It's surprisingly expensive for what seems like a bad card?,Rare Fish Beatdown of course +I guess Roose's death hit them hard,What is dead may never die +Something's not quite right... Suramar disguise as an ele shaman,Be careful or the DigiDestined are going to show up and try to destroy the black gear. +Luckily it doesn't since the blog post states it's the first addition of new pokemon :),Only $1.99 each! +"Need something new My top three favorite anime are parasyte. Future diary. And SAO (season 1). With that being said i like the whole fight for your life action aspect, and im looking for something new to binge watch and get sucked into. Any recommendations?",Try HunterXHunter it has arcs that are in the same vain as FD and SAO. +I don t.,' +No hearing for Taylor Hall after Larsen hit,Wait so it wasn't exactly the same as the Raffi Torres hit? +either that or following through on her mandate which clearly included supporting pipeline projects.,"Wow imagine a politician actually following through with their promises, must be something sketchy going on throw her in jail" +Scarif Hero Woes,What kind of storm trooper skin is that? +"Yarrrgh, if the more popular pyrates in Tradelands be havin' bounty, how much would they be, maties? Arrrgh! This question be more towards navies or jus' memebers o' other factions, but we all be knowin' aboot me an' Pompf, snpr, Unstop, darksnuggles, an' the lot o' those Pyrates. If ye could make a bounty poster for em', how many doubloons do ye think be put on tharrr heads? Jus' as an after though, methinks if ye really be wantin', though it be pointless, ye can have different rewards for a man dead or alive. Arrrgh!",150 each +When You Try To Speak Like A True Pierat,Tango nublet +"Yeah this shit drives me batty. What's wrong with eating actual food? America spends BILLIONS every year on managing heart disease, diabetes and cancer but LOL nutrition is fucking dumb.","So you want everybody to eat nothing but sticks and gravel, is that it?" +Guys I have to apologize but we can slight delay this to 6:20 PM EST? I am very sorry about this.,"Idk if I'll be able to forgive this incompetence, how dare you be a human being who takes time to do things?" +I missed redbull rampage...any full replays? I was at work and couldnt find a way to record it with my computer. I cant find a replay of the full video and dont want to watch just the highlights. any idea where i can watch the full thing?,The redbull tv page has spoilers on it +I think you missed the point of the Moe bit. It's funny because you have a teenage kid doing a corny teenage joke like always. And then a very young baby does it and takes it to very dark place. Idk maybe I'm just simple minded but that scene cracks me up everytime. And Bart's face after Stewie does it shows you that they know how dark it is.,Pretty sure that scene was a play on Simpsons vs Family guy humor. +Nationals Discuss David Robertson With White Sox,Washington whitesox +BREAKING: MAINSTREAM MEDIA MELTS DOWN! TRUMP SELECTS ANOTHER GENERAL TO KEEP AMERICA SAFE! HOLY AUTHORITARIANISM SNOWFLAKES !!!!!!!,Aren't generals racist and have no idea how to lead? +"Good article, but overlooks various mechanisms. Including that it isn't just the alledged profit incentives. People that own (parts of)media megacorps own other things too, and pull other strings too. You know, conspiracies.",It's not strange at all that the parent company of NBC is Comcast... +Duterte: I will not allow cops who killed Mayor Espinosa to go to prison,Time for impeachment +"Uncovering the Seattle Police Department's hidden wartime role: capturing Japanese-Americans, depriving them of rights, interring them: unearthed docs",They were just following orders. +Because they didn't do it during the Bush era when they controlled the white house and congress for 6 years straight.,It takes the SC to overturn RvW +If they made Circus Baby irl... They need to mass produce them so everyone could have their own Circus Baby. What would you do with yours?,"Sell her ice cream to the local children in the neighbor hood (of course, after checking it's not poisonous or something)" +"Remind me again, which nation invited in 1 million uneducated refugees who believed homos should die and women are shit? Oh yeah...a mainland European one. We don't want any part in that thank you.","Ah yes , 1 million war refugees believe homos should die and women are shit" +Calling u/aiwrite.,Oh sure thing! +you all dont get it xD wow is this that hard to understand? every change will just do one thing: many new botters... gg pay for it or let it be,"Or just go to that other site, with no subscriptions for every sneeze ))" +Unworthy Thor meet bearded Hyperion!,"Since Beard Bros is taken, I'd suggest Tuff Scruff" +"I was wondering how much of Russia will ever be explored?, since Russia has a surface area equal to that of Pluto it's probably like a whole different planet there.",I think you posted in the wrong subreddit lol +"Damn .. I thought that Obama got you guys a healthcare or something. The greatest, richest empire in the world should never have patients in that desperate spot of need.",If walt was mexican... +What's a stereotype about your hometown? We'll guess where you're from!,"Rich, white (I'm asian, lol), snobbiest town in Illinois, boring as hell..." +"If Cam has a concussion, guess which QB plays which team next week.",Cam? +"If there was a Donald Trump International Airport, where would it be and what would it be like?",Obviously in Ghina and yuuuuge +"Here's an idea on how we could stop unwanted SOS shopping In a boarding group, the leader has the option to choose Shopping or No Shopping. If it is a No Shopping group and a player intentionally disconnects from the game, they go sad and are suspended from entering the Sellbot Towers for 72 hours. However, nothing will happen if a player intentionally disconnects when there are 6 or less people in the group.","you see here, if someone crashes, unless that's unintentional, and you find a way around that hole, it'll kinda hurt that, and even there, Task Manager crashes your game if you hit end task or program, I'm afraid there is NO solution to SOS Shopping, as ANY solution will screw something up, the main proposal I would like to see if having 3-4 districts where the toon isn't hidden, but the rest are hidden, that way those 3-4 districts are shop frenzy and the others aren't." +It's almost 2017! What are your favorite moments from the subreddit this year?,soundless haters getting rekt was pretty lit +Trump has picked Linda McMahon to lead the Small Business Administration,AHHH TRUMP LITERALLY SHAKING NOW +My burning hatred for Skramya grows still,Squad setup? +"Tried that long ago, actually more easier than dueling healers with no heal and parry XD. Anyway, in the old Gemless FC we also kick the Gemmed random invaders 'ass .",I heard tale of the legends Shion. +You serious?,haha looks like i should've added the +"The moral of this story is... never do something well or learn anything real, just spew horse shit and someone will dump $300,000 on you.",B-but first innovation in 200 years! +He might as well not be playing honestly lol,"no I'd rather have him in, I mean he definitely needs to play better and with more energy, but it's not like he's the exact and only reason we're sucking right now" +"See Ivan, problem is Im already using an engineered lightweight hull, free hull and no extra mass. GUD. Fuck did i forget that on the coriolis build? cant check atm",Well shit... Pray to Princess Braben for Engineer stacking? +"Shaquille O'neal vs LA Clippers: March 6, 2000 Full Highlights- 61 points 28 Rebounds","I remember watching this game live as a kid, thank you NBA for finally releasing some highlights in good quality." +"Who gives a shit about karma? Not like i can do anything with it, Doesnt stop be from been a broke bum lmao.",Karma won't change your bum life! +Chasing a Terror around is dogshit.,Pick Leoric/tychus to chase for 10 seconds tops +wont be able to login till prelude up.,I thought they said that you could scan your face on the 8th and add it on the 9th so.... +"It's hard to say without seeing your full team, but I definitely think Beckham is more valuable than Gurley. It's worth noting that Gurley has a tough match up this week against the Cards, but the following two weeks are against the Bills and Lions, so he should still have opportunities to increase his value if you don't find a deal that you think is fair.","Rodgers, Freeman, Gurley, Cooks, Crabtree, Rudolph, Ware, Broncos, Bailey" +"You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you. You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that?",What's a tortoise? +What's something you own that everyone comments on?,A depressing life. +Ohh I member that song,"Ooh, it was fantastic!" +My roommate and I's 2016 dorm battlestation,"We get it, you vape" +"No problem. Go ahead and put that in next issue if you want, and I'll try to get you another one in the next few days here.",Alright. +It does on Samsungs too.,'Samsung's' are clearly so much better than 'Android' phones... +"What if two equally large groups form, but both like it there and don't want to leave?",I'm sure that would never happen. +It's alright when that walls up in won't get in,Because moles or Mexicans don't tunnel? +"With the Queenbreaker's you can wait to ADS until it's just about to fire. That way the flinch won't really knock you around. Also, you'll get incredibly good at snapshots with snipers.",my pb is 23 kills and 17 were headshots +I think it's orginal,Yeah but doesn't fit CR theme. +It's nice to see that Blood Enough EP on there. I wasn't sure if anyone actually downloaded that or not.,wait so is that EP mwY or not? +"I'm going to be that guy and say, dogs aren't colorblind, just a myth. They don't see as vivid and wide a spectrum as we do, but they can still see fairly well in a range of yellows, blues, and violets. (sorry, just assuming the 'grey goo' is a reference to colorblindness)","Little did you know, OP is the one colorblind :(" +Excuse me but LB is still cool.,lol +sprial wooden christmas tree,"I find this slightly unsatisfying, because of the amount of reaching they had to do a the top; it would have been so much easier to start at the top and work their way down." +"Unplug your xbox 360 controller until they fix it, it's making steam crash.","Thank you, you saved me :D" +I was going along in the spirit of the point you made about the car in the video not being a Volvo. I actually do get the point of the original ad. But it seems as though our fun is over as OP has deleted the post.,Damn you OP! +I'm pretty sure Bjerg just payed of the ref...,inb4 someone misses the +holy shit legit goal physique right here + about 4 inches,And you don't even need to hop on! +"Fuck it, man. Lets go bowling","Say what you want about nihilism, but at least it's an ethos" +"Yes, the smaller payments will be the first ones to be eliminated as Bitcoin moves to a settlement network. Since it is permissionless, it will never be a settlement-only network. Its just that fees will be so high that only large transfers will make sense. So people will start aggregating many small transfers into one bigger payment, which is basically the definition of settlement.",Permissionless but prohibitively expensive - makes for a great tagline. +Ssbkk Goku,"His face is screaming in pain, the rest is cool tho" +Grape white shark,I've never heard of the Grape white shark... Is that a miniature version of the Great White Shark that fits in your pocket? +Care to elaborate?,I think the person is saying that one action has consequences both both issues but they don't see it or admit to it so long as the issue they want resolved their way is done. +"Giannis Antetokounmpo now has seven career triple-doubles, tied for the third-most ever by an NBA player aged 22 or younger.",Why don't people say that he stat pads like Westbrook? +Nope.,Great argument +Can you explain how net neutrality actually helps consumers.,All you need to know is that net neutrality is the Obamacare of the internet +What does the community of League of Legends want to see in youtube? So I can make a video about it,"Whatever you do, make sure the title is all caps clickbait with a crazy expression and random arrows, or else nobody will watch the video" +"The software they bought has already been blocked by the big sites, fb twitter etc. waste of money",why would government waste money? +Damn dude just cuz someone disagrees with you doesn't mean they're terrible at waching basketball. People can have different opinions lol,but don't you know that the Spurs are the pinnacle of team basketball and classiness so they can do no wrong! +"The other person is ranting about her being the 'right colour', etc, which leads me to read some anger or irritation in what they're saying. Either way, it's dismissive. There's a lack of women and POC on our currency so of course they're going to aim at those people specifically to fix that.",But what about the Queen of England? +"In your opinion, what is the most clever lyric you've ever heard in a song?",Per haps fuck off might be too kind +I tried to spell that out on SWTOR forums as much as I could. You'd be surprised how many people pop up in those threads with if there are merges I will quit and some people like playing on low pop servers (history and conditions on JM/POT5 indicate otherwise but facts and history aren't relevant to arguments these days).,"I kinda get what they are saying though, queueing for an FP and waiting for 4hours to find a group is hella fun" +An ee hive = a knee hive (phonetics),I forgot the +"It's a simple one for a simpleton. I know this may be difficult for you, perhaps you should get an adult for assistance (your parents should be upstairs, on the first floor), but you should try taking it all into context before attempting to join a conversation.","no need to be a dick, yo" +Bc har thread me,"Soldier har ek bharat vasi ke liye border pe khada huya hai , hum har thread pe us ke naam ki comment bhi na kare" +"At least they got quick deaths, would have been horrible to be burned alive like ISIS did with some kurdish informants(allegedly).",They burned that pilot alive on video. +"Way before that, I am talking about when I played Ryze in beta.",Ah +Scientists slam Donald Trump's environment chief over climate denial: 'It's like disputing gravity',But gravity is also just a theory +The only thing that has honestly depressed me about Episode 7 and Rogue One has been the concept art we saw after the movie's releases that wasn't in the movies. Some more Jedha wildlife like the one in that picture would've been incredible for the movie and added more innovative animals to the Star Wars universe. Luckily however it seems we'll see similar wildlife in an Episode 8 scene,It would be so awesome to see the underwater Death Star II scene in episode 8. +Found a nice guy who watches The Walking Dead,"Yes, because liking a bad fictional character and *fantsizing* about them doing bad things to you, is totally the same as being an *actual* douchenozzle!" +"What happened to those Special Costumes Designed by Legendary Artist Akiman, announced back in July? :O","Hey, it takes time to design tons of Chun costumes for the whole cast." +i think there may be a chance that you possibly might mean to be saying fighter,concise +"OB40 Balance Changes Skye - One time, she got a triple kill with her ultimate so yeah, probably gonna nerf her movement speed. Grover - We like that his heal and damage don't work at all together, so if you get a flank kill with him you now unlock a Viktor skin! Androxus - We have heard people on forums say he needs a nerf, but one time in casual a guy was like 1 and 12 with him so how can he be op?!?!? Global warming is also pretty weird amirite!! Kinessa - OMG guys she can do so much damage, snipers are inherently op because they can see like way in the distance so yeah we are gonna nerf her a bit to bring her in line with the strange gameplay reality we live in at Hi-Rez. When you go into zoom on your gun you now have to lie down which takes 3 seconds. But there is a card that will reduce this by 0.1/0.2/0.3/0.4 seconds.",Nerf OP's Salt ability plz +Ohio was the open primary stops trump vote Kasich state. you are remiss to forget that. many I know wanted to vote bernie but felt they were doing a civic duty tryimg to lock trump out of the nomination,"okay, so they'd go for Bernie in the general" +RIP Uncle Ben,Who? +Dam!,What is that stuff? +If I place an order right now will my order be made in time to ship out with the next batch? Or when would it ship? I'm trying to get this ASAP. When will this expedited service be running? Would really appreciate a response.,If now and not a group order I will get it in the morning. +"It's not that, it's more of where would they go? The PAC-12 is the only P5 conference around.",The Big 12 of course. +"Jehovah Witnesses believe the same thing, it's still fucking annoying when they come knocking on my door.","It sure is a good thing that vegans are simply expressing themselves on social media, like you're doing right now!" +Montreal with Burrows,Jets with Hansen +"That's a really sterically hindered formylation you're attempting there. I'm not convinced that it would put the group where you wanted it to go. Vilsmeier formylation will likely add para to the hydroxy, and Reimer-Tiemann will probably give you a lot of tar (adding para to the hydroxyl looks favorable to me anyways). Shulgin got there by starting from 1,2,4 trimethoxybenzene, deprotonating with n-butyllithium and adding this to propionaldehyde. He then brominated the alcohol with PBr3, dehydrohalogenated with KOH, nitrated the olefin with tetranitromethane, and finally reduced with LAH. Not an easy synthesis!","I was thinking using the methoxy groups (one of the steps skipped was methylating the phenol) to ortho-direct a BuLi deprotonation, so essentially that's a similar route." +"He's a baptised catholic, never formally left, and refers to himself as an Evangelical Catholic. I'm like this goddamned close to calling him our first catholic vice president. Just come back already mike, we love you. Great Catholic Monarch when.","Sadly I think that honor has already gone to Joe Biden, as much as he endorses the usual heresies he is technically still a Catholic." +"Hey, how's that i5 working for you? I wanna upgrade my old as fuck laptop to a full PC and I'm not sure what processor to buy, mainly for recording some music and playing games.","i5-6500 should work for you," +"Why not find a middle ground and just get a 3D printed case that looks like a NES cartridge or get a shitty game like Top Gun to destroy? As someone who is a fan of both the original NES hardware and maintaining and preserving it as much as possible, and a RetroPie enthusiast, I think there are much better things you can do without destroying good games.","Dude, Top Gun was a complete classic!" +"And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you save a planet. Or at least do your part to do so.",So wearing a graphic t that says save the trees isn't enough? +Here's to hoping Foregen human trials start within the next couple of years.,"I've put all of my hope into regenerative medicine now, hopefully in the coming years (actual) science will fix us." +Anyone want to trade for Brett Gardner? Who would you give up for him? I like him. Bad ass outfielder who can hit. Never gets hurt. Would you trade for him? Or do you want a free agent outfielder...,He's pretty fast too iirc... do you think they'd take Cain for him? +I'd say 1.5 cards but yeah. Beatrice just opens up plays.,There is no such thing as half a card. +Carrier to ultimately cut some of jobs Trump saved,Well I didn't see that coming! +Let Good Samaritans be Good Samaritans. Let LGBTs be LGBTs. Let Muslims be Muslims. Let people see r/libertarian.,Let homeless people be homeless and suffer. +"Lol no. Remember, Myanmar is a brand new democracy, let alone a participant in world trade (which we aren't even fully yet). It would be a major hassle for game developers to roll out the game in Myanmar because of the sanctions, so I totally understand why they don't do it. I'd also venture a guess that the amount of people who have both a PC capable of gaming AND an internet connection is extremely low, probably less than 50,000 people in the country.",lol sorry didn't know TBH this is the first time i have ever heard of Myanmar +Our DM is a saint. At least by the end that fight he had 4 less to deal with...,Like he killed the characters or the.... players? +Unless they don't want cats because that's okay too.,NO IF YOU DON'T HAVE CATS YOU'RE A FAILURE OF A WOMAN +How is it not applicable? It's slapstick. You still see it in movies today. The humor in The Three Stooges hasn't gone anywhere. It's still just as funny.,Then why isn't it being run as a marathon on AMC +Wikipedia is not a valid source. Get a real source or GTFO. Come on reddit can you derps stop upvoting this shit? **WIKIPEDIA IS NOT A VALID SOURCE!**,Why is Wikipedia not a valid source? +"An average Trump supporter, then.",THIS IS WHY YOU RETARDS LOST BECAUSE YOU MAKE FUN OF US YOU STUPID LIBTARDS +False equivalence.,Do tell. +Mind explaining? I don't get how 98 people can drop out of the top 2% and only 2 of the 98 that made it can be happy.,"Now that I read his statement again, it was a little bit vague, but the way I interpreted it was For everyone 98 people who don't make it, another two are ecstatic that they made it." +"While not rare, they are expensive you can't debate that.","Expensive is a relative term, so actually yes, you can debate that :p" +"Something tells me you don't give flying fuck what he does, as long as returning kicks for you guys.",Because you're the unbiased source of reason here. +I'm kind of impressed.,Also impressed with them apparently trying validate the RNG system as a fresh new direction for the game. +AD looked... not enthused to be there towards the end.,Hmm yeah I wonder why? +So is Matthews tied in points with Laine now?,YOU KNOW IT BABY. +"If the Jazz come back and win it, at least we can say we weren't at full strength.",....uh huh right....i think you forgot the +"If Obama had done this, the right would have called him a dictator.",To be fair he did call Kanye a jackass +I work at goodwill and found these tattoos,Lmao what a fail they are all backwards +Because small children enduring hard labour is much better than video games.,Who didn't drive a 1950s wagon in 1985? +"Basically, this guy earns in a day what his employees earn in a year. In a month, he gets what most employees might get from a veritable lifetime at their job. In a year, he makes more than his employees, their children, and grandchildren will ever make in their entire lifetimes.","Psssh, my grandkids will be rich after Trumpy the Tiger makes America Grrrrrrrrrat again!" +Women can't fight don't be silly,Women can fight get over it +Only if J. Cole had good hooks songs would be so much better,BUT NO FEATURES MANE +Sneaky little lizard at my job this morning,Pst drugs for sale +Why do you have a Western conference flair if you're a homer?,"I like a few teams in the West, I'm not into being mindlessly downvoted, and West All Stars / Warriors are same thing pretty much" +"It's this SJW gender fluidity-identity politics-political correctness shit that has infested Liberal parties. It's happened with the Democrats in the US and now this shit is happening here. If what they mean is that no male is 100% masculine and no female is 100% feminine then yes, I can understand that, there are feminine men and masculine women out there, as well as macho men and very feminine women, so I get saying that someone may not fit all the stereotypes of their gender, but what they're referring to is just extreme.","No, they are framing the spectrum of masculinity and femininity in terms that you take issue with personally, so you attack it by labeling it extreme, as if it's an actual problem to have any sort of self-image that deviates from social norms" +What's a dealbreaker no matter how attractive the girl or boy is?,Cigarette smoking +And then you get banned for 2 days for having that name,He is clearly either talking about the Tomato sauce or the Mustard that you put on your hotdogs +How big are your high schools? Just to get a general sense. I have no idea whether my school is large or small. I have about 450 people in my graduating class.,"1560 in my class, ~5500-6300 in total." +"Hendrix, still criminally underrated.","Yeah I see what you mean, he's only lauded as one of the greatest musicians of all time and is synonymous with an era but other then that, criminally underrated." +Its not racist to hate all muslims.,yay genocide +They are not bad if you can get your rebate up. I get 10% rebate on my purchases now. I think the only way to increase the rebate is by preorders,It raises from any purchase over a certain amount (I believe if it's over $4.99 or $9.99 it raises your progress towards the next VIP rank). +Gorgeous Nola Barry,Her shirt ain't wet in this one yet. +"Sea festive promos- are any worth it! LeFh arty, B2, t1e6, CDC, and more. Are any worth getting?",The Leafblower so that you can ruin the games of those around you with it's extremely annoying rate of fire. +This talented and woke young girl who is singing at Trumps inauguration only has 62 000 subscribers on her official YouTube channel. Can we show her some love and increase that number?,Done. +"('*NO WE CAN'T, FUCKING NO ONE CAN KEEP A SECRET LOL*' yeah man totally!",Surely not anyone can see my life's story... right? +is it supose to be low life? you have like 32% life unreserved?,so it's lowlife(which starts at 35%) +My Aunt CrayCray.,Smart move. +01 keepin' it short.,That is amazing! +"Thanks a lot : ) Lulu and Karma already mastered, I am bored",You are _bored_ with mastered decent support champs yet you make a post about onetrick-ing orianna :D hehe ? +"The present situation is perfectly fine and does not need to be changed. In addition, manual submissions are of a higher quality than the bot submissions would be because the submitter can read the comic and devise an appropriate title, something the bot would not be capable of doing. As titles add significantly to the user experience (in particular when looking through past comics) a bot would be a downgrade to the quality of this subreddit.",Of frikkin course it would be fine for you You're the one who post all of Mark's work here +"It usually is! Most of the time, the problem is students either reading the question wrong, or bringing their own assumptions into the class. Often, a lot of things are read as, What's your opinion? and not Defend the opinion that you have.",You're just disagreeing with their interpretation of the question! +"It's interesting the use a USB 2.0 extension, I thought USB 3.0 would have been the way they'd have gone.","3rd sensor and up are in usb 2 mode to reduce load on usb controller, in case they are all connected to the same controller." +"First they took her butt away, NOW THIS??!!",how it did it how it did it how it did it +I personally found the colloseum really disappointing on the inside.,"Agreed, there weren't even any gladiator fights going on, total ripoff" +Just think if Clinton had said that.,It would have had to have been said in an email for anyone to care. +What exactly happened to Fenix?,"Azir got gutted, that's what happened." +So I picked up a smoke black N64 for $5!! But now I need some advice...,damn that sucks just give it to me +"All that is referenced here is from the Old Testament, a covenant which applies only to Old Testament era Jews. Any Christian that has read their Bible in its entirety and has taken the time to understand it wouldn't reference that in an argument against homosexuality. They would use Romans Chapter 1. That would never be used in a show though because it is not as easily debunked by uninformed arguments.",but why let facts get in the way of reality? +Trump: 'I like to deny things',Wroooong! +"Should felons have the right to keep and bear arms, per the 2nd amendment?",Yes. +"don't forget BP, 7-11, and Sweet Frog.",That collard greens place is also apparently a chain. +Game Thread: Week 7 - Cincinnati Bengals (2-4) VS Cleveland Browns (0-6) [](/CIN)Cincinnati Bengals VS [](/CLE) Cleveland Browns Time: 1:00 PM EST *Help the mods by reporting trolls* **Sort by new for up to date discussion.**,Did they really just call him randy dalton again? +I'm talking about the whole Company. that's why it's in it. :),Btw riot wants to keep --***his***-- game PEGI 12 or something -- ssdkdss +"SMITE Game Servers If anyone has a list of where Hi-Rez servers are located they would be great! I live in Alberta, Canada and my king is usually 70-90 ms. I'd love to know which server of theirs I'm connecting to. Thanks",i think all NA servers are based in Atlanta dont quote me on it I live in Nova Scotia and i get 50-69ms +"It couldn't have ANYTHING to do with the fact that you had two people sitting randomly in an idling car in the middle of the night in front of a residential building or anything,","Nah m8, it's obviously a race issue my dude!" +Remaining 6 maps (+ Winter Crash?!) coming to MWR December 13th! Along with Hardpoint and Gun Game!,Still waiting for that RNG update ;( +Don't be dissing /mu/tants. We are civil and you aren't welcome there for judging and throwing us under the bus,You missed an +The right wing lie machine is in emergency spew mode I see. I think they see their racist sexual predator is in big trouble,Did you see the video? +What's something you check even though you already know the answer?,"My office number, I've been here for 2 years, but damn it every time I have to look at my business card when people ask for my direct line." +Which CEOs definitely do not use his/her own product?,Mine. +The last thing you bought grew 10x in size. How fucked are you?,A gram of BHO turned to 10 grams oh NO! +times like these should remind us of the brilliance of our founding fathers and make us more thankful than ever for the first amendment,And the second. +Is Primal DC dying again? Or is it just Hyperion?,"It's happening to me in Balmung, but not on Cactuar, so it may be server specific and not per data center." +Just picked these up. Can I hang out with you guys now?,Nah they're mesh +"Top tier shitpost, 9/10","Top tier comment pointing out the obvious shitpost, 9/10" +"Court finally stops trying to make Detroit man pay child support for child that isn't his: Thank you attorney Cherika Harris, who took on this case with probably little personal financial reward",This sort of thing happens to women all the time too. +"How old is this? Not in reddit terms, but uh, those cars all look like 1987-1993 era","still true, though" +"No it doesn't, it just has its left blinker on. You can clearly see at 0:04 that only the left flasher is on. The driver is most likely waiting for cammer's spot, especially since they only start to move once cammer has cleared the space.","Ah, you're right, that makes sense." +"My wife thinks I'm an idiot, I think I'm hilarious","hmm, must be broken, we better return it" +"MAIN POINT OF SELLING BELGIAN FIVE SEVEN PISTOL IS EXTREME PRICE OF WEAPON AND CARTRIDGE. BELGIAN FIVE SEVEN IS WEAPON OF MAN WHO WEARS EXPENSIVE ITALIAN FASCIST SUIT OF HAND SEWING, DRIVE HUGE EXPENSIVE NAZI MERCEDES OF A.M.G. SHOP, SAIL ON MASSIVE YACHT TO GREEK ISLANDS. I THINK YOU GET PICTURE. BELGIAN FIVE SEVEN IS WEAPON THAT SAYS IS NO SUCH THING AS CONCERN OF MONEY. FOR MAN WITHOUT EXPENSIVE SUIT, BIG BLACK MERCEDES, AND MASSIVE YACHT, BELGIAN FIVE SEVEN IS FOR PRETENDING OF BE RICH LIKE BLACK GANGSTER OF AMERICAN CITY WITH GOLD CHAINS OF LOW QUALITY AND JEWELS OF COLORED GLASS. WHEN YOU EXPLAIN USE OF BELGIAN FIVE SEVEN PISTOL IS ONLY FOR SHOOT MAN WITH BULLET VEST WITH CARTRIDGE ILLEGAL TO CIVILIAN, THIS MAN HAS NUCLEAR RAGE. WHOLE IDENTITY OF THIS MAN IS SPENT IN PRETEND PISTOL SHOWS HE IS RICH. IS VERY AMUSE. FOR REST OF WORLD THERE IS 9 MILLIMETERS OF LUGER WHICH IS SAME WOUND FOR COST LESS.",There it is. +Also with black holes they are like vacuums because they shoot stuff out one end which creates a lower pressure difference in matter we can not see but can interact with us. So it will pull in more of that invisible matter in which will start pulling stuff in with it just like air getting shot out of a vacuum creates lower pressure which makes air want to go into the vacuum and as the air does this it pulls things with it.,I'm not entirely sure you know how black holes work. +Unless the mother has an impossible poke ball.,But that doesn't matter if you've won a worlds before +So anyone that was raised in an environment where thinking for yourself is well accepted.,Cause that's what college teaches ya +"What is the occasional lower pitched horn you can hear sometimes in W Seattle I recently moved to the Junction area and can occasionally hear a sustained, lower horn sound -- maybe from the ferry area? Anyone know what it is?","Many maritime navigational aids include fog horns or bells, you may be hearing one." +At least her opponent doesn't hate white people.,Yeah but he hates everyone else +Do you think throwing centos on a raspberri pi and using this would be easy enough to provide some network protection? Looking for a quick way to help protect my old folks network.,Check out Sophos UTM free for home use. +Yeah you definitely don't want your airline pilot on opiates. The 'do not operate heavy machinery' is on every bottle for a reason.,"A balloon lighter than air, so it doesn't count as heavy machinery." +"QQ Alchemist was weak this patch until pros found out the best strat for him, now he's OP QQ . You can say this for every hero to be honest , like OMG Crystal Maiden has a free Shivas Active , a fucking 3 seconds freeze with 6 seconds cooldown? WTF? And it also lasts 10 sec on CREEPS? OMFSRHGSHG . Global Super Basilius AURA? DAFUQ? HOW IS THIS BALANCED? YOU NEVER RUN OUT OF MANA. AND A ULT THAT CAN KILL AN ENTIRE TEAM WITHOUT ANY ITEMS. VOLVO NERF","You're right, i should make a new thread about CM now!" +I think the sneakers are out of place here. Maybe balance it with a white tee or some lighter colors somewhere else in the outfit. Or rock an earth toned shoe/boot,Flair checks out +"TL:DR: * Cops aren't doing their jobs out of fear they'll screw up and cause BLM to riot (Ferguson and Baltimore effect) * Federal government takeover of housing. Gangs/crime used to be concentrated in a single area of the city, now it's split into two causing the area to increase 10 fold. * Gangs, gangs, gangs, and gangs.",Don't forget that Chicago was only recently forced to sell guns within the city limits and issue conceal permits. +"Burnet Road Coffee Shop, The Factory announces it is going laptop-free",didn't even know this place existed over there. +FWD: A Very Merry CHRISTmas to All!!!!,When is ol Ben going to talk about Trump dropping his Drain the Swamp mantra? +Well we'll see what the High Court Judge feels about that argument.,"It's true, the courts never get it wrong." +Is crouch bind to mouse click? I've noticed a lot of good players always crouch and shoot as soon as they spot an opponent and I tried doing this but I find it's a pain in the ass so I'm wondering do people just condition themselves to always crouch as soon as they spot someone or do they bind crouch with left mouse click?,"Still the same, its just to offset the other guys crosshair placement and not get insta dinked when you see him." +Got my upgrade!,"Meh only 1610 more grafixs, if you had upgraded to a radeon hd 7800 you could have had 7250 grafixs!" +Office's funny gift exchange. Stencil Made with spray paint. For my console coworker.,"like the real xbox, can't do anti-aliasing" +How do I get this look for on location senior photos?,The advice on here is great! +What's the smartest decision your school has ever made?,All our courses are on the internet and we have 2 hours per week to ask about the courses uploaded on the internet... So much free time.. +The automation of that plant will create jobs though :\^),Please tell me you forgot the +I need to make 100 dollars in 1-2 days,The only real way for that kind of turn around is to sell something that you already have +"Mom, get off facebook already!",More like son get off Facebook already +Hamster.exe has Stopped Working,Narcolepsy? +Listen to live radio all over the world by navigating an interactive globe,Anyone else think of a country to check out only to come to the realization that they suck at geography? +"Oh, I beg to differ, good sir. I OHKO'd Shadow on Legendary. It is definitely 100% possible.","Yeah but he's alive again about 30 minutes later, that's the entire point of him." +"Yes, drinking on duty, taking under-aged interns drinking, and showing interns a video of your drunken self having sex with four men - that's how you build LGBT community relations.",Also sounds like something an actual woman would do +"BC teacher could be the first in Canada ever fired for triggering student, having wrong personal opinion over controversial issue","It's just a handful of teenagers on Tumblr guise, you're all blowing this waaaaay out of proportion..." +"Rotterdam terror plot foiled as man with Isis flag, Kalashnikov and explosives arrested by Dutch police",His brother said he's not a terrorist so everything's ok now +A HCIM acc with 3A full would sell for more than 30m gp.,yea cause you can totally hack an account and keep it long enough to sell it lmfao +Is there anything like powershell on ReactOS?,"I'd be curious if Cygwin ran on ReactOS- that might give you the scripting power you're probably looking for, in addition to bash-type tools" +The Cavs Rickrolled Their Fans With Their Pregame Intro,Cavs social media team living in 2005. +MRW I'm in Australia and just finished eating at a restaurant,MRW I'm talking to a man who is invisible until you beat him at chess +We need a bench center and he would fit like a glove. Only needs to play 18 mins a game.,"what are you talking about, Zeller dominated tonight" +Odds that Bob works both games in the B2B and Halak starts tomorrow?,"Slim, but higher than most teams" +what part of this is a war crime?,Brown people have guns. +If only Big Bird bothered showing up to the voting booth...,"Yeah, it's really a shame that Grump won the popular vote." +As awesome as it would be if it turns out that this is all true and appropriate measures are taken to avert the looming darkest timeline horrors. It would be even sweeter to finally be able to call McConnell a *literal* traitor to the United States of America.,Careful what you wish for. +When I search Yotafone it says it's a Russian company not Chinese...,"Chinese investment company purchased yota phone, the founder is Russian." +"Anyone else noticed that the past 5 FTA games have all been 1-1 draws? Weird, huh?",And the only one that should have been a win was when Victory played +"Now that it's cold out, DO NOT use gasoline to start your fireplace.","The best part is this guy probably lives in Arizona (based on his jersey and shorts), so it's not even cold." +"Will Zodiac Beasts be unhealthy for the meta? They seem to be singlehandedly topping everything in OCG, would they be unhealthy like domain monarchs in the previous meta?",Every deck can run the rat suite therefore it isn't cancer +DAE Restraining Order?,"Oh my god, this extremely generic-looking man is so hot that everyone will be leaving the theatres masturbating!" +Man this makes me want to buy a PS4.,Forgot the +"I don't know anything about pianos other than they're very very expensive... I hope he didn't ruin something worth a lot of money :/ On an unrelated note, I'm getting a keyboard for Christmas after being interested in them since childhood, so yay!",Nice I recommend reds +what would you do if you found out you were pregnant this instant?,Fucking panic +Thank god for Thuney,He was on that ball quick +Why not? Why shouldn't Russia expose Americas corrupt voting system? Americans should be thankful. America literally overthrows governments and replaces them with truer democracy's. Why can't a broken American system be pointed out by a fellow superpower?,Hows the weather in Moscow? +Is this a trick? Will this somehow lead people to Frankie's?,is that a problem? +My girlfriend calls me Duracell Because I last up to 10 times longer,Mine calls me Energizer cause I keep going and going and going... +It is just you.,"See, if only Hillary spoke in inferences and slogans, and called every lie sarcasm like Trump it would have been on the level" +CIA says Russia intervened to help Trump win White House: Washington Post,Good thing the US govt and related entities have worked so hard to gain the loving trust of so many Americans... Otherwise the CIA would be in a pretty compromising situation right now. +"Seriously though, what the f is the point of this shit, just let me set a time for the restart.",They probably want to know the hours they should track you +This one is going to be very close vote. I think it will come down to MHP voters. Will they vote against it or will they listen to Bahceli and vote for it.,Bahceli is Erdogans dog these days. +"Pretty much. Like 3, more or less on your standard quarter inch tab.",So 6mg if you double dip right? +NAME CHECKS OUT,MORE LIKE HIS FLAIR CHECKS OUT +The average relationship is as empty in substance as the 4 letter combination haha....,Awww did someone hurt our feelings .. +B-but passion! New Kobe! MAMBA MENTALITY!?!,It's why Shaq was a fucking scrub. +Something Pokemon-related happened in a DC comic I was reading. Thought you guys would appreciate it.,"What an *idiot*-- the evolved forms are pokemon too, duh." +"Dude, I'll gladly take a few Russian women off your hands.","Already got mine, take anyone else you want)" +Alpha American is misunderstood,Meh me +"Movember Lacazette? Has anyone used him? Is he worth the extra ~10k? I need a change from NIF Costa, and decided I needed more of a dribbler/pace in my striker.",i have him he is good for me considering im so bad at fifa 200 games 130 goals +Ugh yes! I had to confiscate all the bottles from my high school students because this got on my nerves all the time.,*cough* lame teachers *cough*. +which other writers do you think can be used as answers? Grant Morrison and Alan Moore for sure,Not even comics but Hideo Kojima is all I need for an explanation in some cases +"Yeah our attacking patterns down the right are so much better with him, if he had end product he'd be so lethal.","yeah, that assist was horrible." +"That's not really just a republican thing, democrats are guilty of it sometimes as well",Yeah all those pesky democrats erecting monuments to the 10 commandments outside of courthouses. +Didn't Jesus turn water into wine? Was he a chick?,To be fair it is the patriarchy who created Jesus as a male +"It doesn't help that the Broken Isles are completely ridiculous with aggro mob density. That slow-moving turtle? Aggro! An ordinary crab? More like an AGGRO CRAB! This random owl in a zone full of chill owls? He's out to fuck you up. Want to take a quick detour? Welcome to BEAR COUNTRY! Oh some peaceful unicorns? Say hello to EVIL AGGRO UNICORNS! Just going to stick to the roads? Fuck you, we're putting some fucking ettins here! I don't know how you non-tanks cope with it.","why i unsubbed, semi" +Marlin 795,MARLIN 795 MASTER RACE! +lag,They need to nerf the lucio speed burst +Especially since that's a skill that goes across demographics,"I dunno, I think if I spent enough time I could learn to change my race and other demographics similar to learning a language" +This is from when she was a bit younger.,The show aired June of last year +They doesn't look very real,Bolt on means fake +Can Pep get some real defenders please?,"Yes, need to buy more centre backs!" +Naldo Red Card Shove on Chicharito,"He looks so sad, feels bad" +"It's ok, we can just call our other senator for help.","Yeah, I'm sure Shelby will do the right thing." +What's your biggest pet peeve in VainGlory? Mine would have to be when my carries don't buy defense (I'm usually roam).,People who don't buy defense +Watch out for the FDIV bug!,The FDIV bug was on the 60/66MHz Pentiums. +"I am white, and I refuse to be ashamed of it.",The shame that people feel for being white is completely self-imposed. +"Yesterday my dog was acting weirdly, today I woke up to this. What happend to him?",Its like molting in birds. +Hiko isn't good anymore tho,neither is Fallen +I fell asleep for all of gay coles part,Homophobia nice +My friend is a Marine wife. She posted a video of recruits polishing a boulder outside their barracks. She said her husband had to vacuum the grass until it was clean.,"Someone fucked up, eh?" +i replace noah with porzingis. now have two porzingis. we go 82-0 as one porzingis isn't afraid to guard stretch four anymore because other porzingis protect rim,If there's two of them I think they become Porzingi +Overwatch is copy of team fortress II,team fortress II is a copy of Call of Duty:Advanced Warfare +"Quote; The fact that it was rushed out was an excuse for the lack of content, but if you are sacrificing content you better make sure the little content is good quality. In my opinion; I would've been more satisfied had it been delayed with the exception of 'more' content, rather than having it rushed to consumers with the rest of the games content released - as an in-game DLC - over the course of the next couple of months, from the game's release date. In other word's; I totally agree.",Yeah I would take a delay any day over what we got +All of 'em.,*$212 dollars later* +sounds like a very full experience of the game,Hopefully +"Slovenia is two countries removed from Russia, same as Germany.",Same as *East Germany* you mean... +Nice racism,hey thats not racist +"Where do I get Undertale soundfonts and midis. I wanted to make a high quality undertale rip. Memes aside, I wanted to make a remix of another medium. Does anyone have a soundfont and midi that will make it sound exactly like the real thing?",The games UT took the fonts from +It's because they pass the ball so much. Raiders should stick to the running game when the passing game struggles. Amari should also demand for the ball more like TO.,You mean you wouldn't pass on 3rd and 1 with two minutes left in the game and down by 8? +McMullin: 'Trump is not a loyal American',Alot of honest political discussion here in the comment section +"Same here. When I went for an allergy test and the doctor poked my skin with allergens, the whole arm reacted. My mom is only allergic to cats and nobody else in the family has any other allergies. I think I somehow ended up with all of them. Mold, cats, pollen, dust mites, some grass thing, lactose, and probably some others that I'm forgetting.","Oh well too bad, guess ur retarted" +"Tree gif (x post, u/ArkadiusBear, r/gifs, Graph of x = ....)",I didn't realize x could hold a value of ellipses. +"They exist for this very sequence of events. They need to do what's right. Stop playing party politics. We're beyond it. This is bad. Republicans, get this cancer out of your party. The longer it persists, the more damage it'll do too the party. We need to stand up for our country. Stop saying yes because you're feeling partisan.",Because your partisanship has nothing to do with it +"Jaguars have fired OC Greg Olson, per @caplannfl.",Still a pretty good TE though so I'm sure he'll be fine +The_Donald on Women,"Yes, the problem with the world is to few people." +Perhaps it's time...,I object that the north has the entire coastline. +Trump Exhibiting Clinton-Like Behavior As President-Elect,Should be The Bigly Story +There is a TFC Bus!,Cool too bad it wasint as nice as seatle's ..... +"I literally had a dream about a mini-rework/balance on Yasuo In my dream today. :D For real, in my dream I saw an upcoming Yasuo rework. Passive shield remained the same, but the whole kit was based on the flow system/management. So there was things like if you used Q with max flew, instant tornado, E-s CD was lower with maximum flow but higher the more you missed. I do remember there was something with wall, maybe it only functioned above 75% of the flow. Ult remained the same. I do not know what could happen with the bonus crit chance. So ye, basically, maybe it seems a better idea in my mind then here, but hey. :D I just wanted to share you my...errr...thoughts? :D Anyway, I think that is a way where Yasuo could be still viable (like if you ult, max flow so you find yourself in the middle of the trouble but you can use wind wall effectively), but at least people would have windows to punish him. I find that a good way to start on for RIOT, if you have any thoughts just discuss it guys. ^^ Daxxiel",when you hate somethin so much they show up in your dream XD +"Judging from these forums, they'd realize they lost and get over it just like they're telling others to do.","I was hoping the Democrats would concede gracefully instead of challenging the election results like they panned Trump for planning to do, but I see that isn't happening either." +most depressing way to go,Kys +"well, 80 per wheel, and 3 wheels per dynamo. You ARE using 3 per dynamo right?","sure am, I just thought it was 80 for the lot." +Starting price is 5.85 euros.,"Dont look at the starding price but also look at requests which are 3 or lower, also there are very few sold over the request price which means if you put it at 5 it might take a very long time to sell or it might never sell.Tbh just keeping it is worth more then selling it the fact that its ad finem vs og rapier purchase does not add real value to this item." +"That 430w PSU is more than enough, it has 34a on the 12v which translates to 408w, meaning a 94% efficency. The I3 uses around 50w, while the RX 460 doesn't use more than 120w on load, plus the other stuff you will never be above 250w even on the most demanding games. Hell, i've got the same 430w PSU on my build which consumes about 300w. No need to buy anything above 400-430w. So am i missing something? Why are you searching for an alternative to that PSU?",It's being discontinued +Fill me In brothers! Sup my dudes. So with the BO3 dlc season ending I kind of took a long period break from all things zombies and I was wondering if the community's discovered any new BO3 EEs :),*gets out 500 page book* *clears throat* *takes adderall* *sits down* *puts reading glasses on* *repeats* Ok were gonna be here awhile *opens page one* +Flight of the Conchords - Business Time,I just noticed for the first time that the actress starts laughing as she tries to say the I might go to bed.. line at 0:55. +"They're not really apex predators if they eat their own kind, are they?",Apex means that they are not preyed on by another species. +"Unless you're hardmodded, forget it, it bricks beyond the A9LH scope of recovery because it bricks the region the A9LH is located at.",Why does it cause the brick in the first place? +"And that, friends, is why people shouldn't get out of their car in Yellowstone.","Well typically humans aren't made from separate cardboard boxes, but I get your point." +There are laws in a number of states preventing dealerships from spawning within certain areas. There's essentially an aerial denial weapon pointed at the world of non-established dealerships.,Cause that's truly a free market +Your arrows are now facing the wrong way. I'mma have to upvote you in the hope that one day they point the right way.,Story of my life! +#UsePurpleMore,What about Bandiaterra +The Most Uncomfortable Fucking Situation I've ever dealt with at work.,wtf is video-ing? +Joe Hart can only do so much,"Except play it out from the back, clearly." +What could you do in the next 12 minutes to wreck your life beyond all repair?,since in bout 10m we will be mid air its be a safe bet that it be fucked for life if I shouted anything ranging from Allah ahkbar to I got a bomb with me. +Anything faster than my current ability is fast. Anything slower is slow.,"Similarly, anyone who is slower than me clearly isn't working hard enough, and anyone who is quicker clearly takes things far too seriously and can't possibly have any kind of social life." +"I don't see any torches. At night, won't you get monster spawns?",Looks like there is glowstone under the glass in the floor. +"So he's getting an unknown amount of Russian funding (probably large amount since US banks won't lend to him) and he's currently underwater while leveraged, so he can't divest. The IRS would have more info though, right?",It's a good thing Trump released his tax returns. +"4* OLB Pete Werner, former ND commit, commits to OSU",In the shock of the week +What's your definition of useless?,Not paying their mortgage to the bank. +Sheep just wants to drink some water,Why wool-d someone turn off the water like that? +"That sounds more like humor. Nobody would actually believe that unless they were lobotomized, would they?",r/thathappened +Obama shouldn't have mocked Romney when Romney called Russia our number one geopolitical foe in the 2012 debate. He totally shredded his credibility on the Russian threat.,"Yes, it was clearly Obama's fault." +Turkish Soldiers with a captured PKK militant,Source? +Bringing this sub back to its roots (NSFW),"A real neckbeard would cover his crotch with Dawkins, not Sagan." +I much prefer the FB Beltran as a viable Budget CF,"Don't worry bro, I understood even without a" +Are your classroom buildings awful yet? UGA was bad about that. Walking into the SLC was like walking into a sauna.,"Nothings too bad yet except the Instructional center, which was just *great* when I was trying to stay awake during one of the my diff eq professor's 10 minute proof tangents." +Because she's only choosing rich jocks when some sad neckbeard clearly deserves her more.,"Ah, the old I'm so pathetic that even people who will sleep with everyone won't sleep with me rant." +"To be fair they've fixed balancing of COH2 commanders lately and they've added ways to buy them with in-game credits. Call me naive but I think THQ strong-armed Relic back then to add microtransactions to CoH2. You have to remember than when CoH2 released, THQ was already heading towards bankruptcy.","Wait by the time CoH 2 was announced, I think Sega already took over?" +Mafia III benchmarks.,I chuckled at this harder than i imagined I would. +They hacked into her brain and convinced her to give a TON of Wall Street speeches too.,I do not recall. +Samsung has the same panel for 200 more if your interested.,Well he certainly isn't going to be paying $900 for a Korean monitor! +Restores 10 PP.,"No no no, that's a leppa, a leppo is a large cat-like animal." +Suffering from diabetes? Here are some handy tips that can help keep that sugar level down. Top 10 effective home remedies to maintain your blood sugar levels and lead a healthy life with diabetes.,"well, since you included cinnamon, I can tell this must be legit" +4 WA Electors Break Away from Clinton,The irony is just TOO delicious. +That Kypreos impression is hilarious.,"Wait, that wasn't him?" +2-3 years of dating a guy or 2-3 years from now no matter what?,"Both, I think." +"Fuck yeah, passes for negative yards.",That's our signature play. +"Because we live in a democracy, and the right of the people to peaceably assemble shall not be infringed.",Those rights only matter when we are talking about number 2. +You just have to limit your pieces by making sure you really want it. Don't be buy on impulse,But I want and need them all! +Mc Cain is a closet Democrat too?,Anyone who isn't part of the new Politburo is a closet globalist. +When flipping tires just isn't enough,He didn't even ask for permission and call it sir! +I 5 stelle sono come Balto,Mordono e abbaiano? +"In what world is Jimmy G worth a 1st round pick, let alone one in the top half of the 1st round",He plays on the pats so obviously he is worth a first +Why didn't animal crossing have a gameplay?,Because Nintendo. +"I'm from Europe yes, but it still puts me in like < 2000 queue 1h wait instead of < 500, wtf?","Across the pond, shit hasnt even gone up yet." +It practically cable-manages itself,"Don't worry OP, no one is interested in the specs of your build or anything..." +Giants Accuse Steelers of Deflating Footballs,Patriots should be penalized a first round pick +"GRANDY MAN CAN WALKOFF, 10 GAMES OVER .500 FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME THIS SEASON UPVOTE PARTY",SO FRESH AND SO CLEAN +And a half-hour drive to downtown Chicago.,That's probably why it's so cheap. +Tighten the hands? What?,Nothing gets me hot and bothered quite like a tight handholding +Who do you believe is the most powerful Jedi in the entirely of the Star Wars saga? I'm going with Yoda,Skippy. +the fact that you made this meme proves you care .,"Well there's 3000+ r/music subscribers who seem to care, what a bunch of losers." +3 month old kitten attacks chocolate lab's wagging tail while he waits patiently for a treat.,That little nose rub after being face-squashed is adorable +"Got some LiPos that I've left untouched for quite a bit Like 2 years or so I'm stupid, yeah I know. I have Accucell 6 charger and want to somehow check if they're alive or dead. Nanotech turnigy, one 460mAh 2 cell, 2 370mAh 2 cell and some big ass yellow Rhino (I think) 3 cell that I'm too scared to take out of my transmitter, everything stored 50cm from my head. Anyone wanna help me out?",Why are you storing batteries in some sort of nerdy Carmen Miranda hat? +Do you have any proof? It's quite against all logic that a computer sleeping would take equal or less electricity than fully turned off one.,Here's the name of that bios option btw: EUP 2013 +"I refer to plural Lapras as Lapras, basically like a school of fish. I have a squad of four Lapras.","As far as I'm aware every pokemon has the same name for both plural and singular eg one Magikarp, two Pikachu, many Drowzee, etc" +"NA wins, must be cheats EleGiggle",SK going through groups = Has to be cheats +"A long long time ago, and I hope it stays that way.",Because Gragas bodyslam flash was/is TOTALLY worse then getting your anus ripped apart by a 1 shot Rengar or Kha Zix +"Ben Carson is the poster child for the idea that you can be smart (neurosurgeon), but still be an absolute, drooling retard with no critical thinking skills.",Good to see people being upvoted and not banned on here for calling people retarded. +So where does Kizumonogatari fit in for watch order?,Kizu is the very beginning iirc +So... Blacklash?,that's racist! +"Looking through the build thread it looks like it's a Ford 4.6, looks to be a B-head, so 96-98 Cobra. Even had the SVT build plate and Ford barcodes on the original valve covers. Looks like he dressed it up with the carbon fiber Koenigsegg valve covers, but it's still got the (modified) Cobra intake and powdercoated Cobra timing cover. Doesn't have any of the crazy external accessories of the CCX either. What I am wondering is why he opted for B-heads with a short runner modified Cobra intake. Those heads are more suited to high RPM, but the manifold is more suited to low to mid range. If it was really an all out build I would have expected 03+ C-heads and a high rise intake or a Sullivan. Source: Have a crazy built twin turbo 4.6. I guess I can call mine a Koenigsegg if he can, right? I'd rather call it just a run of the mill Ford passenger car engine though. That's all it is.",Look at this fancy guy with his Koenigsegg engine. +"Saw your post history, bro. If you want to give some money to our broke asses, you don't have to wait for your taxes to be raised. See below: Gifts to the United States US Department of the Treasury Credit Accounting Branch 3700 East-West Highway, Room 622D Hyattsville, MD 20782 Now you can feel self-righteous without raising all of our taxes!",That's not as fun. +Is Thrill of the Hunt killer perk in the game? I have leveled like 70+ levels since the DLC but I'm yet to see even rank 1 of the perk...,I feel like it turned into Devour Hope. +"Technically speaking, all dogs die.","Philosophically speaking, just because all previously living dogs have died doesn't imply that all currently living dogs will die" +A bunch of folks talking about things and stuff.,Sienfeld? +"Yeast theory confirmed? In the newest chapter, Kruger says that some believe Ymir came into contact with the origin of all organic life. What could this mean? I feel like this is something that has a deeper meaning, considering Titans only need sunlight to stay active.",Are you trying to say Ymir Fritz got Titan powers from a yeast infection? +Hm. Did you tell him that's illegal?,You kidding?I'm not getting shot defending a hypothetical clown +"Yeah, those people who spent their entire lives studying climate change knows absolutely nothing...",They're paid by obama to advance the energy agenda. +This is what makes America great. This is the America I love.,no you MAGA by making christianity the only legal religion +Not necessarily. He might be killed instantly.,To shreds you say.. +I was a big 4 audit manager. Ask me anything and I will give you the real shit.,Do you leave pedantic coaching notes to remind staff who's in charge? +Had to get my own sunset shot in. 137th Ave and Kendall drive tonight.,"The sunrise was beautiful aswell today, sadly I didn't snap a pic." +Well religion is often the cause of wars. See - the crusades for more info.,"Suuure, and the centuries of Islamic attacks on Europe had nothing to do with it" +What about Republican disenfranchising efforts that disqualified thousands of people and made others wait 5+ hours in line to vote?,You mean preventing illegals from voting right? +A Mongolian shepherd with an AK47 and a pet snow leopard,That's obviously a an Australian Shepard! +I like how they have toe bones but not finger bones. It makes them cuter for some reason,Literally inedible +Donald Trump Foundation's largest donation was for refurbishment of a fountain outside one of his own hotels,"Because he spent $100,000 on the fountain the craftsman who built the fountain was able to open a small business and employ 12 people." +"If there's a recount and Clinton wins the only valid choice is for her to and Trump to get married, forming a single legal entity, and then run the county as co-presidents.","And of course by that you mean Clinton to go into the kitchen and be a good wife while Trump runs the place, right?" +"I'll whisper how I want to get them pregnant, how fertile they are, telling them I wanna be the daddy to their kids, biting at their neck, mouth, nose ALT TRP!!!",Well that's how an alpha dog fucks a bitch so why not them? +Navy Seal yet you have access to the entire Marine Corp arsenal? How is that? So much for quiet professional. I think you may have been playing the Call Of Duty a little too long. You must've forgotten how to spell Al Qaeda on those numerous secret raids. Maybe so secret they didn't show you the correct spelling?,You're one of today's lucky ten thousand +"Yeah, he said he'd build a wall and put Hillary in jail. He's got the votes. For him the transaction is complete.","Idk man, commenters in here said he doesn't lie!" +So he was wrong,"Yes, and he doesn't understand how the UK works either, so he's a damned fool as well." +I like how *realistic* that is.,"If bears can do it, we should too damnit!" +Brutally honest sign,That comma splice though... \*eye twitches\* +Another Nu Wa skin. Fenrir. Terra nerf. Nu Wa skin. Thoth buff. More Nu Wa skins.,hey you forgot about the Nu wa skin! +"Try The Shining, Salem's Lot and It. These are some of his better novels, IMO, and they keep you very engaged. At least they did for me.",Just finished IT for the first time and thought it was great. +"Oh, Left4Dead 3, finally ... it was a long wait.","Honestly, I'd way rather have L4D3 than HL3." +It's a crime that they put Ultralight Beam over Lazarus...,you forgot the +"Orange Lobo, Pink chakram, sky-blue,black, burnt sienna tunica +below Offers/Keys Tunica: sky-blue, Black,Burnt Sienna, Orange Lobo, Chakram, Looper, Lobo, Photon, Lowrider:Saffron, X-Devil MK2, Merc: Warlock, X-Devil Snakeskin, Polygonal Boost, Trinity Boost, Pixel Boost","Certified loopers, roadhog xl and crate or dominus:snakeskin for Orange loopers" +The type that think they are smarter than everyone else and talks down to people,I bet you didn't even think about how maybe these people (I am obviously one of them) actually are smarter than everyone else. +Its the currency of money!,It's the internet cash of digital e-money. +"What I want instead of a new chapter (no, I don't rant about bugs or balance) No, I don't talk about obvious bug fixing or balance, because (from what I remember) the dev team has seperate teams for working on content and bugs. Instead of a new chapter, we need new variations of Crotus Prenn, Haddonfield & Backwater. Yesterday, the weather was shitty & I wasn't very productive and did nothing but play DBD together with a friend. So for about 10-11 hours. Most of the time we got into McMillan Estate or Coldwind Farm (yeah... Autohaven too). I can count on one single hand the times we got into Crotus Prenn or Haddonfield combined & didn't get send into Backwater Swamp AT ALL. The chances are way too low for them to appear, when we only get one variation per chapter. The new map (I was there maybe twice) is awesome and most of the community agree with it, so the devs can really take inspiration from the design. They also know what to avoid. So please if you devs read this, instead of a chapter the next time, rather add some variations for maps. We really appreciate the time and work you put into this game. It's an awesome game.",Maybe the new Haddonfield variant could be the hospital.... +"The Winter War, a fight for Finland - 1943",Torilla tavataan! +Trump is the first president-elect not to say 'God bless America' in victory speech since 1984,But Obama is against christians. +when did trailers/commercials start to be played on Netflix?! It's about time! Just opened Netflix to watch White Rabbit project and it started playing the Trailers & commercials for the half-dozen movies and shows I scrolled over before I found White Rabbit project.... it's about time! I think we've all been begging for this for years!,You forgot the +"- **Server:** Any. - **Type of Bug:** Fucking lag. - **Description:** Lag everywhere, especially in champion select. It's been a while, Riot. Why is the client still laggy as balls? - **Video / Screenshot:** N/a - **Steps to reproduce:** Open new client. - **Expected result:** The client runs real good like it should. - **Observed result:** It still fucking lags. - **Reproduction rate:** 100/100 - **System specs:** Potato machine.",Lmfao +I hear a *Yeauw-yeauw-yeauw... Fssh*,I got alot of weird looks for reading that out loud... +"Someone in the Valle-thread mentioned that we were being too negative and cranky in the capcom feedback threads and that's why they stopped. I, for one, have learned my lesson and I'm working on curbing my negativity. Street Fighter 5 is my favorite game of all time, it has no flaws whatsoever and season 2 is going to bring nothing but greatness. Did I mention how much I love Ibuki's face? So cute!",You forgot your +Top recommended video is the original loaded to YouTube. Fuck this rip off.,Thanks for linking the original. +They don't like my face.,Your cheery disposition has nothing to do with it +"Niceguy tries to pick a woman up on LinkedIn, fails.","He said that she's beautiful , at least he deserves a blow job slut !" +January 20th cannot come soon enough. All of these fucking antisemite scum.,Fuck Drumpf and all the white trailer park trash hillbillies who voted for him. +By now r/worldnews should be censored from r/all. At least that's what I do.,"Muh free speech, you socialist fascist!" +nuke eject bruh,"I am not getting nuke eject on scorch, thank you very much" +"Warm, yet not too pricey, destination suggestions for January","Mexico and Central America are really cheap, and you can usually get fairly cheap flights into the big hubs like Mexico City, Cancun, or Panama City." +"I don't know why people keep trying communism and socialism. It's never worked. The basic premise of it doesn't work. We are going to provide you with more services than we take of your money is a logical fallacy, because it just can't work.","No no, this time wasn't true socialism, guiz THIS time its TOTALLY going to work!" +You feel my pain,Haha 6pm in Finland and people are waiting like crazy +is this a joke?,"Found it on Origin, seems to be a pricing error." +"I don't know why, but this was the story in this thread that got me. The idea of the guy struggling to speak just to ask you not to hurt his dog, and the dog's distress. I think it's the idea of the dog and the owner's concern for each other even in the middle of such an inhuman mess.",This accurately explains why I'm so sad after reading this. +Publicly funded elections,But that's communism. +"But on a more serious note, can we stop letting bingo be a thing? It's not a game, it's literally random. You might as well pick a name from a hat and say You win","If you make a list if common counterarguments and arrange them in a grid, you automatically win." +Trump Fans Are Now Saying They Want To Stop Women From Voting With #RepealThe19th,So who do you guys think will run against President Hillary Clinton in 2020? +"Time Magazine main story and cover: July 15, 1996",its okay when we do it! +"Whoosh. And the iconic commercial from Apple aired in 1984. Hell, it wouldn't surprise me if someone in a political discussion in 1979 said just give it five more years, we're almost there. My point is that this is at least a thirty year joke.",but its more relevant now! +Spain?,Yes +What is this? MC-Rebirth with tons of kit options.,is this clone ok to buy? +The question of the month: WILL the 2016 GOMI awards results be posted before 2017???,did the 2015 ones ever happen? +"Camille, the Steel Shadow, available now",Aaaand she's disabled +Shout out for the lefty Tavor.,How do you know it's not a righty tavor and a left handed AR? +Can I introduce you to Ivern the most busted jungler in the game? Prior to that was Kindred?,Kindred became op after bloodrazor was added +"What the hell is going on? With no tweaks installed at all, my battery drain when jailbroken is almost 5x faster than when not jailbroken.",CocoaTop running in background? +'UK's oldest footballer' seeks new team at 81,But that's a soccer ball +"I would post it to The Donald, but I got banned for telling them I was surprised at the amount of research they do for conspiracy theories compared to the amount of research they do on climate change.","I'd post it to The Donald, but I was banned for pointing out the hypocrisy in criticizing the morals of a Donald Faithless, while not considering Trumps moral reflection through past statements and action." +I hope its some kind of peacetime-content,More rebels +And why are we passing it on 3rd and short instead of handing to Zeke?,No actual faith in Zeke. +"Well, you can't start at level 0.",20* +I have noticed lag unlike anything. I cant even play in groups. so its not just me?,"Nope my character looks drunk trying to walk in a straight line, it constantly shifts left and right :(" +You're trying too hard,"Yeah, art is supposed to be easy, blatant and obvious and if you don't understand the meaning at first glance that means it's bad art." +W.Va. official who lost job over racist Michelle Obama remark quietly reinstated,"Some people are racist pieces of shit, get over it." +Trump spokesman downplays 'arms race' talk: 'We will all be just fine',"We have heavily fortified bunkers, if you don't than that's your fault" +This is why Trump was elected. Right or wrong he will get countries and corrupt politicians thinking. Wikileaks can take a break because everything is going to be on Twitter on full blast.,Yeah this is totally looking like a transparent administration +Is this a mod?,"Yeah, it's called 'Fuck off Preston.'" +Hahahahaha. If only I could remember.,I'm sure you don't want that. +1 C2 Crate & Takumi:Anubis for Distortion?,Anything else? +"Confirmed: Russia Not behind Clinton leaks, evidence emerges they were work of Washington insider",Macedonia seems like where I'd first look for a credible report on this. +The whole town has worse food?,Portland is world-renowned for its awful food. +This dog found me on my walk to work this morning and accompanied me the whole way there. I don't know his real name but he responds well to 'Dogmeat.',What if everyone is taking to calling stray dogs dogmeat so that is why they respond to it better and better? +"Pipeline spills 176,000 gallons of crude into creek about 150 miles from Dakota Access protest camp",False Flag. +Background songs from videogames! They are done not to distract you!,Any specific game music you would recommend? +15 minutes left!!!,omg look a vlave employee omg so ture +Do you really have to call her a bitch? She was taking a picture for fucks sake.,well it's a woman and as we all know every woman is a bitch. +How exactly do you not-wash dirt and stains then?,The layer of dirt protects the jeans from stains +"Is this really that surprising? I'm gonna wait and see how big the gap was, but if we offered like 82 to their 80, that's not a huge gap and he just wanted to stay where he knows he'll be comfortable.","nope, players don't want to come here, you just have accept that fact" +Why don't you add him on Facebook?,Then you become the reacher +Wrong thread or am I just going insane.,"You're going insane, go see a doctor." +Best part is they might find him out cause of his idiot son ratting him out for some internet points. Oh how I would love to see when he finds out.,kyle always tells way to much +Sure. Absolutely. Had nothing whatsoever to do with US foreign policy (or 600+ assassination attempts...),Yea the assassination attempts is what impoverished Cuba. +Robbie only wants big fights,"Oh that's some bullshit, he's a contender, should fight Maia only." +BREAKING! President Elect Trump Selects Retired General Kelly For Department of Homeland Security!,Oh great another white nationalist who is related to Putin. +"You could shoot support an email and see what they have to say. Otherwise, I'd say you're better off just making an email for a new rs acct. That would be the fastest way.","Thanks, I'll give it a shot." +Don't forget he said the only reason he didn't win the election fair and square is because millions of illegal immigrants all voted for Hillary and no one noticed.,"No, that one guy on twitter noticed and reported it through twitter but is still working on collecting evidence" +All I want them to do is hunker down and deliver a fantastic story that's told well. ALL I WANT.,"play it till the end if you haven't yet, while the story may not be the best.. It's definitely *special* in a way that sets this game apart from all the others." +"Always shoulda gotten a 390, right?",exactly +But you'd need an ATT for that boat anchor. Do you have any NR boat anchors?,I thought highpoints come from factory with legally deactivated paperwork? +What kind of bull shit did he pull against Stan? Did he cut his own toes to justify the MTO?,"Obv he bladed bro come on, are you serious?" +"The sub he's referring to is one for my hometown, where I maybe comment once every other month.","Nice of him to decide that for you, so you won't have to worry your pretty little head about finding a suitable romantic partner if you don't already have one." +The dealer told me I'm the second person in America bought a Triumph Street Cup,What does your drug dealer know about how many people buy Triumphs? +Higher CD for a bit more damage or sth along those lines,Higher CD and less damage +One key person missing from the end scene Carol needs to get her shit together I miss that crazy bitch,One key person missing from the end scene was T-Dog. +"Also seen alot of feminists get triggered by it, how women are portrayed in movies and what not","Yes I know what you mean, it's like she's never spoken out about the way it actually made her feel, forget about that." +The DL44 is still great.,"It is, but it use to be much better as well." +Conor passed Ronda in instagram followers!,What a monumental moment. +No dunpass s*x already,sex is not a number six is +it better be freaking good for making us wait an extra week!! (lol),and we can expect hawaii / water nodes but next week be like: * added more foliage shit +"Except Russia, of course.",Lmao so terrible that they wanted someone who didnt want to go to war with them to win +Can anything be done to stop Scott Pruitt from being named head of the EPA? I just don't think it's in the environment's best interest for him to be in control of how we protect it,"A glock-18 suppressed, adress, a body bag and good timing." +And what civil liberties are in danger?,Everyone knows that librarians force people at gunpoint to visit the library. +"I have 2600 hours logged on Steam (which doesn't include the time before it was released on Steam). At that point playing more efficiently (as some people say) is irrelevant compared to my time played. Some streamers have found more T1 uniques and/or linked more 6-links in 2 weeks of each league than I have in my entire time playing. I know I sound salty, but the RNG is BS.","dude, why wont these red maps just drop for me when im standing in my hideout watching streams, RNG is a bitch" +But he's also half black so mutliply it by .5,Shouldn't it be multiplied by 3/5ths? +Actually some meals are clearly inspired by actual recipes. So are the stalls in Lestallum that are very south East Asian :),Like the Cup Noodle truck! +Probably the same thing that goes through the mind of someone commenting about a man's looks.,Which definately happens every time a man is mentioned on reddit. +If Terrence would've converted that windmill my body would have imploded.,Why do toronto fans talk like there from the ghetto +Sion has slain Senna,"Car crash not train, learn2read bruh." +I Need Healing Mercy! (Ultamisia),"I'll ride to Valhalla, shiny and chrome for her :) Wait." +Anger as Churchill's home is turned into Hitler HQ for Transformers 5,I want a beast wars movie. +Its almost like forced updates that you cant roll back if one of them bricks your machine is a bad idea.,Tell that to the engineers at Microsoft. +Now kiss,*Kith +"Am I the only one who felt Sam didn't articulate himself on this issue quite as well as he has on the podcast? Maybe it's because he's had more time to unpack AI there, but he seemed to assume people would understand and accept many claims he was making without providing adequate background for the layman. For instance his brushing over making changes to itself in reference to the ability for an AI to manipulate it's source code. I can imagine some listeners will not be able to follow his reasoning here simply because it'll seem unjustifiably outlandish. That said, the one thing I got out of this is the only person Sam fears as president more than Trump is Justin Bieber.",articulate unpack God damn it this sub +I don't know.,But it's still on it's way regardless +And it has BIG. **GLASS.** ***DOORS.***,What did you say...punk? +"By sitting on top of the largest supply of the cheapest to barrel oil on the planet, yeah.",I don't understand how that prevents Russia from exporting their own +Member This? I member!,"But nah, Dak gives us the best chance to win" +does anyone know how many days he had logged on to that mage?,When he showed it earlier this week it was something like 300+ days +"to be honest what is the difference between owning 100M or 700M in real life? You can buy anything with 100M already, so does it really matter?",100M is anything 700M is everything +Islam isnt a race,"What difference, at this point, does it make?" +"TIL A tablespoon of olive oil can calm a 1/2 acre of a lake, and that some fishermen bring oil with them to calm the waves.",Next time try a whole quart of 10W-40 +India Has Surpassed Mexico To Become The Most Ignorant Nation In The World: Survey,Mediocrity RulesTM +HEY GUYS! Check out this COOL video I found. Pretty neat huh?,AHHHHH IM TRIGGERED AHHHH I CANT SLEEP TONIGHT WHAAAAA RUSSIAN HACKER WHAAAAA CALLING THE ACLU WHAAAAAAA +"no shit there are, the prequels have problems but are nowhere near as bad as people say they are, in fact they're pretty good. people just noticed the flaws then RLM made satirical videos that people took seriously and shit all over them. they act like the original trilogy is some holy trinity but they're not, they have their fair share of problems and many of the complaints with the prequels can be applied to the originals.",I love you. +I have a client whose entire yard is different varieties of sedum. It is such a refreshing landscape design. Turf grass blows.,Can you walk on it very much :/? +*Rush VAC,Holy moly +LOL Call of Duty and Battlefield...,LoL is not on that list +"New mtx plays on death, ohhh ehhh",I would buy it lmao +"Striker Certified Heatwave, Lime Pulsus, 4 keys, adds offers Taking offers on God Tier Striker Certified Heatwave. Selling Lime Pulsus for 9 keys or offers. I have 4 keys to add. Also selling Sniper Hypernova, Showoff Dark Matter, Forest Green, Orange, and Pink Traheres, Purple Invaders, Lime Lowriders, Showoff Octane Distortion, Black Derby Hat, and Cobalt Devil Horns. Shoot me an offer below.",I'll do my forest green lightnings for your heatwave +I hope Prometheus is just Prometheus and they never reveal his identity. He's nobody behind the mask. He's just Prometheus.,This. +And all of the serious stuff was done by specialists at the school teaching other students so it takes longer and there are a few extra pairs of hands in your mouth occasionally but it's way cheaper. And root canal / crowns are expensive,"Root canals sure are fun though, when they heat up that nail red hot and push it in to make the *canal*." +Did this nigga really say 'beginning of the end'?,They re-ran that particular episode a few times during the campaign to keep production costs down. +Damn dude your username.,What is so bad about Ryan Lochte smh +Jimmie Johnson's 2017 Firesuit,"Hmm, perhaps more yellow on the car this year?" +Lol...Vox feeding on it's own hipster readers. They don't know who to attack since Trump got elected.,That was a great disturbance in the force... +The part that really gets me is that this woman is so immobile that the Indian doctor had to find a plane specifically designed to fit her while laying down. Ambulance planes are too small (even though they have much larger openings than normal planes) because she doesn't fit on any stretchers. How!?!? Just why!?!?!?,"Well, maybe they should start making planes that fit all bodies!" +An amusing glitch I just had and thought I'd share.,"Man, this post is original and amusing..." +Now i know why tiny rattata are so rare!,This post is so funny and original +This is the angriest player I've seen in a decade of WoW,Guild name checks out. +"Around half of our goals are headings. We score alot of goals from headings by freekicks, corners or just our wingers who makes the crossings. Copenhagen players average height is close to 1.90m. Cornelius who is our main striker is 193cm I believe. His shot is so hard that it broke Kaspers Schmeichels hand in the Leicester game. Copenhagen is a very physical team, similar to Iceland, if you watched Iceland in the Euros. Porto is a better team, but they have alot of small technical players and in the 2 games we had they only had 3 shots on goal. Basically we have a really good defense, but we are not a team that scores alot of goals. Most of our goals are from the corners, so ludogorets should avoid that.",Well you gonna have good time in attack then their set piece defending is god awful but their attacking players are really fast if you never get caught on the counter and have people behind the ball all the time with lots of fouls and try to get alot of set pieces you are bound to score basicly if you have the WBA gameplan you are gonna win here but Ludogorets might come out strong in the first mins and score on you while they are fresh they scored on pretty much every one from PSG to Real Madrid but even then i think they are shit at keeping the lead so if you manage to stay in the worst case scenario 2:0 for the first 45mins you can comeback for the draw for sure. +Some guy out there committed a federal offense for $60.,"NBD, right?" +Thumbnail kinda looked like Hitler with glasses. 10/10,So Lawrence... +Descent Road to Legend: The Delve Reviews? Has anyone played The Delve which can be bought inside the Road to Legend app? Is it any good? We are just about to finish the second campaign and I will probably end up getting it anyhow to support the development but I would still like to hear your thoughts on it.,Ended up buying it ;) Thanks for the input guys! +Who is the worst current player that is the best player of his team? Which player in the NBA is the best on their team but not that good. (Players at their current state not career wise),Kd +We should put together a big thousand page hard-cover book with all the best memes interlaced with the timeline of the campaign. 50 years from now it will be the required text for How we saved Western Culture.,Brillant! +Overseas?,Obviously the Rio Grande is a large body of water +"jep. i think it's because evil cannot be eradicated, and if we humans try to do so, evil just goes into hiding or disguise.","Evil is a potential, and gaining a knowledge of it introduces the enticing option of it." +"Excuse me, citizen, but I think you're forgetting the might of the Legion.","You Boros think you're in charge, but we Orzhov know better" +Roomate got me this and told me it says i love the colorblind... Yes. Im colorblind and wore it around campus,It's dickbutt. +Riot,Redbone +"Hey man I'll give you $53 for The Third Man, sounds good?",Sounds like a win win to me I'll need to get your PayPal +"But God surely intended to establish rules that would be morally absolute, not a compromise for an undeveloped society.","You call it a compromise, I call it the most effective system of order and government they came up with at the time." +I'm just over here..... Wishing we could stay as the adult party... don't mind me.,I'm just here... wishing I could have Aranea in my party properly instead of glitching. +"Anybody else have Fuel Broadband throttle speed to frequently visited sites? I'm tearing my hair out over this. I run my own online business and need daily access to my site (run via WordPress) Starting a few weeks ago I noticed problems accessing certain sites- for my router at home. Most noticeably my own site's back end. If I access it from another router / ISP- no problem at all. And most other sites I can access from home, no problem. So I seem to have narrowed it to my site, via my router / ISP. As a last resort last night, I signed up Tunnel Bear VPN- and guess what- with the Chrome Extension enabled-'straight through to my site, via my router / ISP. Any thoughts on this guys? Any changes to the router settings- IP address, DNS settings etc that will get over this? Have a huge deadline on Monday- so it's really come at the worst time. Many thanks",Who's your ISP? +"Is this the end of Jeff Fisher in the NFL? If not, where does he go from here?",He should pull a Mike Holmgren and become a GM +"Was SAN tech around back then for storage? Nowadays we don't even keep drives in our blades, they all boot from the network. Did they have that capability in 04 do you know?","They would have to have had some form of shared storage, so quite possibly the local disks were never populated." +After the fix alter one line of code and it allows offline multiplayer. Simcity anyone?,"Nah, pretty much impossible to have it offline" +"literally 5 times more armour protection 3-4 times higher penetration not to mention the qualities that probably set modern tanks even more apart but cant be quantified as easily (like fire control systems and associated first round hit probablities); a lot of other techs that cant be quantified (like the brake system shown in the video, or active protection systems) engine power output at twice or thrice",65 tons of metal and doom moving around at 70 KM/H are pretty scary if you ask me. +How do people do so well with Ana?,"Stay behind tanks and keep firing at them, she excels at hitting large targets instead of quick-moving flankers/DPS." +"I'm like 20% sure you don't wear plates with kevlar. I could be SUPER wrong, but I was under the impression that due to mobility and weight, it's one or the other.",You do. +No. Because I can use it on two Xboxes at once and would pay for one copy,"Okay great, now I just have to go out and buy a 2nd xbox to get my money's worth" +IIRC Bernie Sanders has like a 2.5 kd and 150+ flawless runs,He thinks the top 1% of PVP players should distribute their K/D ratio to the bottom 99% of PVP players. +I agree. As someone who has actually taken boxing courses there is no skill involved in what she is doing. Her feet are planted so hard that she stands up on her tippy toes to keep her balance while throwing if you pushed her mid punch she would fall. She also hangs her head far out in front of her body which is just asking for one right on the jaw.,lol BUT SHES A LITTLE GIRL ISNT THAT CUTE WOOOOW +"Red Orchestra 2 is the only good recent one, still scratches that itch despite its flaws",heroes and generals? +Toronto Uber driver facing sex assault charge,"Well, at least he is registered on the app so they can find him quicker!" +I think I live in the same building as you.. we have a similar view,...and now you have a stalker OP! +"Old farts of reddit, how did you get to the point where you don't care what other people think about you?",Calling people old farts is a great way of getting them to answer your question. +Just because you say Fact doesn't make it a fact,"It must be a fact, the shirt said so!" +"What's wrong with pack rats in Beastbog? They drop nothing. Also sometimes they don't drop anything at all, kinda like phase shift away when they die (bug?).","Whats wrong with BBBB, I am 1/17 in the last days, Merchant never spawns, everything feels fishy." +"Juuuump. There's a 100% likelihood that you'll land in a pile of hay, impossibly saving your life.","There was actually a canal over the side of the wall, which works too!" +Why is he on free kicks,Because of his quality delivery... +Jack sparrow over here,It's *Captain* Jack Sparrow! +Please don't murder me,... Why does he look like Walter White? +Sweet. A sorcery speed lightning strike promo. Can't wait. Isn't modern masters coming out in march? We should have had modern promos during March and April.,You forgot the +Her iceblock s a snowman,All the justification to make it legendary. +"Mexican townsfolk kidnap drug boss' mom, demand loved ones",Chainsaw her to peices like the drug cartels do to young girls and video it all and put it online +It couldn't possibly be your own choices that have made you look that way...,I honestly cannot see any kind of difference between the two mirrors +What does whore even mean anymore? Woman who does or says something I don't like?,Isn't that what it's always meant? +I think id need permissions to do that stuff though.,Message the Mod. +"Hmm. What if these happened to be accidentally mass-bred and released in the center of ever major city on earth? An unfortunate...accident. Knowing humanity though, everyone would probably opt for constant heavy doses of anti-histamines and continue eating meat anyway. Or if that doesn't work, the epi-pen industry will become more wealthy than Apple.",The vegan agenda has been revealed! +When Rust bugged people tits and made them huge :D,More like Big Bertha.. +I'm on PS4 and received 2.08 gb update. I wonder why...,"Another PS exclusive, go figure" +"I really hope the PU will not become a toxic gankfest like EvE Online This is just my personal wish and regardless of the outcome I will probably play the game. So if you disagree, you are free to do so. I play EvE Online and the one thing I hate the most about this game is the massive amount of people who have fun by ruining the fun for for others and how the whole game supports this kind of mentality (for example by making ships loot pinatas). I get it. You want to have fun, but I do not agree with game mechanics that provide someone with fun by taking it away from others. So I REALLY hope Star Citizen will be build in a way that provides fun for all types of players without ruining the day for others. And for the player-type who has fun by ruining the fun for others: Nothing personal but I hope CIG will do everything to make you quit the game. Please go away. Don't get me wrong. I don't want 'safe heaven' but as a PvE player I really wish for challenges that are actually challenges, but getting ganked and killed without the slightest chances of survival is not fun. It just provides 'carebear tears' for toxic players who want to pray on people who can't fight back.",carebeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar +"It states that certian individuals, within of who might be supporters of the government in Sanaa,wrote posts on facebook against the Houthis?","C'mon man, can a source get better (and more reliable) than that?" +"SenSanders on Twitter | If the Walton family can receive billions in taxpayer subsidies, maybe it's OK for working people to get health care and paid family leave.",but they are job creators +And what if the investigation revealed collusion between trump and Putin?,"Then OBVIOUSLY the investigation wasn't done in good faith, and was more MSM biased shenanigans!" +"Just saying, is it really that hard to make her you know...not look like a base recolor","I mean, they could have just not given a skin to her, how great would that be!" +"Out of these guys, that Oscar Romero looks pretty nifty.",Looks like he's going to Atlanta +Old people memes are evolving,My favorite quote from the movie. +"Books about the Leafs Hello, I've drawn someone in a Secret Santa amongst my mates at school and he is a rather large leafs fan and given that the Leafs are one of the more storied clubs of the NHL I was wonderinf if anyone could recommend some books for me to possibly get him that deal with the history of the franchise, or in some way are steeped in Maple Leaf-ness. Cheers",the Hockey Sweater +Those doors aren't in Ireland. They're in McGuire's Irish Pub in Pensacola FL. They've fooled many people over the years.,"got fooled myself, then immediately told my cousin to go check out the bathroom, much to his chagrin." +"Why are there so many downvotes wtf? Anyway, this is damn gold.",It's that one guy and his friends who always correct people when they say zombie (Actually.... they are **infected**). +Waffles with peanut butter and maple syrup.,Ewwww that sounds awwwwful! +That's very unsettling.,Think of all the other weird shit that weird people can do that normies don't know about +Friends Snapchat story: shitty sausage and lettuce salad,"Lol looks like cold, sliced hot dogs" +Which cards/banks gives immediate sign on rewards with no penalty for cancellation within 6months or less? What are the rewards also?,If banks did not impose a penalty everyone would be signing up credit cards to redeem free gifts. +"Trump keeps appointing people who've actually achieved something in life as opposed to our current occupant who was a failed activist and then a failed academic and never held a real job his entire life. I don't mind people who've actually run a company, run a business met a payroll, dealt with real-world issues.","I bet he'd be a great surgeon, quarterback, or mechanic too; business acumen makes up for any lack of training, knowledge, or experience!" +"It's like this, some groups: * are only open to anyone that looks white * are only open to people of a certain ancestry that look white * are only open to people of a certain ancestry regardless of physical appearance * are open to anyone It's based on group preference. There aren't any religious rules that say that any of those are correct or incorrect.",I'm starting to think you have this readily available for copy-paste purposes... +What you think the run time should be for JL ? I say 2hr 45min and hopefully no cutting down the movie just to cut it,3 hrs pls +"Tribute to the Troops is happening after Smackdown. SDL got moved up a little bit, and 205Live was taped before Raw yesterday.",So its on like a one hour tape delay? +"Yeah, the film has this 'upbeat' ending with Ferris and his parents whilst you know that meanwhile Cameron is being beaten half to death by his father for trashing the car.",At least he got to fall in love with that girl by the lake. +"If they are owner/operators they can make more than that. I know a guy who works 6 months out of the year driving his own truck, a month or two hauling beats and taking back loads back he makes 30K a month. The thing that sucks is breakdown, repairs, fuel costs.",And the impending future of driverless cars. +Please contact the secret service. This guy seems determined. If you pm me their info I can forward to SS if you dont want to contact the SS. This looks like a credible threat,Thank you very much for doing this! +Or a cheater worried he's being tracked. Or my schizophrenic mother in law who decided that since her Prius could drive on just electric that the NSA could remotely control her car.,"Hey man, he said *don't judge*." +A cat is not a deer.,TIL +Kanye West and Donald Trump form a rap group. What do they name it?,Donnie Trumpet +"You guys need to understand that it's not just because of the double spawn: I did another post talking about the increase, but almost no one wanted to understand and try to believe what I discovered. The image above is almost a confirmation of this (one more) surprise that Niantic did. Every minute I see a facebook / twitter post from people saying they just captured a Snorlax. Today I also captured mine in an unlikely spawn location. If you do not believe it, do not worry, you'll also capture your(s) Snorlax by Christmas and you'll understand that what I'm talking about is true.",I have 8 Snorlaxes (all catches) and haven't seen one since the 2^nd +Yes i like atletico,Atletico is like the ugly girl in primary but when she became a teen she became hot after you haven't seen her in years. +Name 2 random wrestlers while others will post the most clever team names they could think of between the two. Example: Broken Matt Hardy & HBK - Heartbroken.,Jimmy Wang Yang & The Boogeyman +"Donald Trump has given Electoral College strong grounds to reject him, say ethicists",It's a good thing the ec are such an ethical bunch of guys. +New currency,"Exactly, cause we need more currency in this game." +Internet tough guy. Let's see how you react to getting your fucking foot crushed by a ~4000 pound vehicle.,The Ferrari 458 Spider only weighs 3150lbs so obviously that officer must be exaggerating +"that's like saying, i'm learning latin to talk to european people.","At least you can talk to Catholic priest and whatnot, best tourist award by Vatican City for sure!" +Momoko delivers yet again.,i can't even tell this is final fantasy lmao +"They seem to think that women have been duped into being ok with and wanting an abortion. So they are to be pitied for their foolishness, not punished.","Oh, that's not condescending at all." +Not a true double gap,yeah I say a true one has the gaps lined up. +"Which older Legendary creatures do you think should get the Planeswalker treatment? Personally, Arcanis the omnipotent is one candidate that would fit the bill if you ask me.","The right answer is Fblthp, even though he doesn't have a legendary card." +I am willing to bet for the one time they got caught there are 10 times they didn't. Now they'll be a little better at it when they slide over to the next community.,"No, I'm sure they just had the extreme misfortune to get caught *the very first time* they framed someone." +"Blue's Egg. I am shocked nobody has said it yet as the wait times are insane and the food is only decent (or maybe the two times I've been there, I've chosen poorly).","The wait is ridiculous but the food is amazingly good, don't deny it." +it doesn't do ad on items that squaretrade decides it doesn't. Like almost every electronic is throw away so they just do the money. That's the reason the drone and by extension calculators have a separate plan now. Because the accidental happened a bit too frequently for it to be covered.,That does make sense as s few years back or so they honored a smashed gear smartwatch with a electronics esp. +Look what my wife got for secret Santa !,*Pretty* +Damn. Where are you they got the residuals so wrong?,"It's a leaf, electric cars are notorious for horrible residuals since the technology changes so much by the time you're done financing/leasing." +"YouTube and a fucking 10 year old child's homework?! Holy shit man, you're going to need a top of the line model for that.",minimum i7 + GTX 1080 +"I read more that half of them, and that was my takeaway. Not much about climate change either.",Everyone knows the atmosphere is being changed to have a methane rich environment to bring about an alien takeover and the polar ice caps are housing something sinister that will be realeased unto the world. +That black pick-up was driving wayyyyyyyyyyyyy too fast.,Don't you know 4WD makes you stop faster too +I once saw a guy drop a ciggie butt 1m from a bin and I said to him there's a bin just there as I pointed to it. He immediately confronted me calling me a smartass and wanted to fight me. so yep. Pick your battles carefully. There's some real psychos out there.,"I was waiting at the lights on my bike once and this guy next to me in a car just flicks his ciggie butt out the window right next to my foot, I should have said something." +"Payless shoes to close in Australia, 730 staff to lose jobs","Sigh, more lazy dole bludgers... when will these people ever stop getting themselves made redundant and start contributing meaningfully to society?" +Trying out a new art style. More of an abstract approach.,I need more for background and wallpaper purposes please +You are 100% delusional if you think the QB runs will stop. It's what Meyer's offense is built around. Also -- why in the world do you want them to stop? Meyer's offenses at OSU have been great and set all kinds of records.,"Because when you have a chance to change an offensive philosophy that has won 3 National Titles, you just have to do it." +An experiment gone wrong.,Another Fluffle Puff is made. +Ang payat payat ko pa. Dota pa more.,Bat ako tumataba puro dota lang ginagawa ko. +"Brand new Winning MS-600 B (16 Oz) and FG-2900 Heagear. (Both Black) A couple months ago I had ordered some gear through Kazumichi on Winning-USA. Sadly after getting the packages months later, unexpected matters arose around that time and I had moved. There isn't a boxing gym anywhere around me so I have since had these two new pieces of gear. It hurts for to part with them, but please consider them. Throw me some offers, thanks!",What weight are the gloves and what size is the headgear? +"Wells Fargo, Bank of America, and JP Morgan Chase finance the private prison industry and news report recommends that municipalities, pensions, and endowments that bank with them or own their stocks and bonds should exert pressure on the banks to stop lending to CoreCivic and GEO Group.",Clearly the solution to mass incarceration is to revamp my retirement plan +"Australian here. We're all laughing. Trump behaves like a dog, Hillary barks like a Goldman Sachs dog. 319 million people and they were the best you could come up with","Yes, God forbid that Hillary Clinton, as the senator from New York, might sometimes advocate for Wall Street." +"What is your, I know it sounds weird, but just try it thing?",Ladyboys... +Bees are dying at an alarming rate.,Been watching Black Mirror recently? +"Okay, that was pretty funny gj OP",Thanks for your approval kickababyv2 +"I don't think it's racist to not like MJ being played by a black woman, it's because one of her trademarks was her redhair, it'd be like them doing a live action of Frozen and having a black woman with black hair playing Elsa, or a remake of Pippi Longstocking with a black woman, it just doesn't work","Yeah, fictional characters should be real" +Why can't we choose our reaper task this time?,They lost the code +*You need Unturned platinum to view this movie*,"Oh glues,I don't have platinum!" +adsavabhabahdahfahfahfhaah lol,"Uhm... You alright there, bud?" +2023 + 26,Is this photoshop or a mod ? +Epic Back Cap on Dorado (56.83m),I just like that someone wrote REDDIT in chat before the video ended. +"If town council people are asking the police to do illegal things like run background checks on people as a favor for them, and especially if they are making threats when their illegal request is denied, they should be hauled into court to answer to a judge. They should face consequences.",This - why wouldn't the police officers just arrest them on the spot? +Indians are being arrested for not standing up during the national anthem at the cinema.,"I knew Modi and the BJP were nationalist, but I didn't think they'd be *this* nationalist..." +I'm going to college soon. So first impressions matter! Roast Me!,"Good luck flunking out of school, Rivers Homo." +Mexican Navy Commando Selfie,And people say UTG is only airsoft junk +What's the most boneheaded decision a front office has made? Personally I gotta say it's the 9ers getting rid of Jim and having to suffer the way they are now.,Spending $200 in free agency. +"Luckiest guy alive pushed off edge of Gardiner, walks away with minor injuries | CBC News",Stop this vehicle on vehicle violence! +Switch was most googled console of 2016,But what about Bing metrics? +Any chance the roof is open on Sunday? Should be a nice December day in Houston,We have a powered roof? +I'm okay with a British-centered story. Just don't pull a Battlefield 1 and omit some of the main protagonists for no good reason,You mean the US army? +I start with W most if the time since it provides extra magic damage and aoe damage at the same time,"You'll be hitting a single target first anyways, so why does it matter?" +Why am I a man now?,Ultra-SJWs rid the world of Cis-Gender scum +I have so many questions. That AMD sticker looks like new hardware Why do you need windows 98 Why are they asleep Is that a giant spoon in their hand What is going on,Can't answer all but I think that's a mobile phone in hand. +Mad Max? Pretty sure both the protagonists and villain were white....,Women are suppose to be demure and speak only when spoken to! +"Since Marxists hate racism, that means racism is a Marxist construct.",Protestant work ethic is successful though provided the work laws arent designed to stop upward movement +Best of Charleston 2017 nominations are now open,I wonder if Mixson Flats will still win best apartment complex or if another parent company will buyout for the award. +2 Years In! My Collection,how does one acquire a criterion disk and booklet without the case? +"There is nothing wrong with playing WoW on a MacBook, but there is also nothing good about it either.",It plays the game fine and I don't have to buy a whole other computer to play WoW +Why not treat each of Trump's actions independently of each other?,"Too logical man, this is Reddit" +It's just as if they thought of that interaction.,Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa +False equivalence.,"Yep, one of those types of people are brown so they matter less" +"For that reason, it isn't a stretch to call this the biggest year in the Galaxy's history. If Onalfo and Vagenas can't keep the Galaxy among the league's elite, and if 2017 sees them take a step back, it could help set up LAFC to take command of the market in 2018.",I love how any article about LAFC and the LAG is becoming a proxy war for NYCFC and the Red Bulls +Ex-CIA chief: Trump responsible if U.S. attacked while he skips intel briefings,I'm pretty sure Hillary's emails will be the reason for the next 9/11. +Newton's Cookbook. This is literally all I can think of.,New asparagus melee weapon confirmed +Ottawa homicide rate jumps from 7 in 2015 to 22 so far in 2016...,"Check your homicide privilege, men." +FBI Cancels All Leave In Bid To Counter CIA Coup Against President Trump,This is totally real +A tractor rollover that killed the driver in the city of Jenin (West Bank),"So, that's why tractors have roll bars." +"I'm just sitting here crying at my desk 20% of the time anyway, can I get fired, too?",Sure if you don't wanna afford the booze to numb the bridgewater pain this season :P +Electrinic money transfer? Same way everyone in the last decade has done it,Well aren't you just a Jetson! +It's almost as though billionaire industrialists *aren't* our friends!,"As opposed to those career politicians, who were totally on your side!" +Thanks dad for destroying the economy and electing a moron as president.,"Remember, tolerance and diversity of ideas and people in PC talk for white genocide" +I can never buy another game on steam...,Funny and original joke +"I had to make this on my phone since my dumb company blocks HS on a computer. So excuse the poor formatting, had to splice some stuff",Back to work! +"So, how powerful do you think the Diamonds are? So, we are all aware that the amongst all the Jaspers, Amethysts and Lapis Lazuli's of Homeworld the Diamonds reign supreme. And these are some pretty strong gems, so the Diamonds must be on a whole other level, practically untouchable. But wait, Pink Diamond got shattered by Rose. Rose, I'm assuming, is around the same level or so with Jasper, being a quartz warrior-class gem. Yet she still managed to shatter one of the Diamonds. Although, it's possible that Rose didn't defeat Pink Diamond in one-on-one combat and instead took her by surprise. But still, this question got me thinking on how powerful the Diamonds are. With the way the Diamonds have been talked about on the show, I'm thinking they're DBZ level planet destroyers or something. Though, if they were that level, why didn't one of them just go down to Earth during the war and curb-stomp Rose and her rebellion? They could be like Frieza of DBZ and consider fighting as beneath them, but that's probably not the case. So, they're probably not THAT powerful. In my opinion, I think the Diamonds are definitely stronger than Alexandrite and Malachite. These two are the strongest know gems in the show, so for the Diamonds to be taken seriously as a threat, they'd have to be stronger than these two. But, that's only my opinion. What are your thoughts on this? How strong do you think the Diamonds are? Do you think they can live up to all the hype surrounding them?",Definitely stronger than Superman. +That's like when a girl sends you a giant scale-inaccurate snowpenis and you go outside and make a beautiful to-scale representation of the female genitalia in the snow and send it to her and she calls you a pervert and tells all her friends about what you did and they all send you awful messages on facebook calling you a creep and you cry everytime.,...Yeah... it's *exactly* like that... +Clint Dempsey dropping some shade,so hood. +"People who watched the original Star Wars in 1977, did you suspect Darth Vader was Lukes dad?",Spoiler Tag? +is it weird that.... Guys i want to know that is it weird or strange that i love playing country bluegrass music on guitar but i dont belong to US and i m not white???? Just curious to know..,"What's next, white people rapping?" +uh...duh? those people who complain about exploration not being viable or sustainable have not been paying attention.,There will be nothing left to explore! +When will Lallana add goals to his game?,"If he can start with assists first I'll be happy, hes just walking around doing nothing." +Today I baked my first cake. I think it went well.,It looks like the sorting hat after its porn debut. +Finally made the jump!,"Wrong sub, but yes you did fine." +NC Legislature Calls Mystery Special Session With Just Hours Notice,"Wow, what a shiny example of a legislature that totally has their shit together" +Do they even have sales? I was waiting for a black Friday sale but it never came. I find their base prices to be way over priced,Brexit? +"Tell me about it, the other week one didn't even kiss my boots in thanks. Needless to say I introduced them right to his teeth. I need a little groveling to be generous!","perfect phrasing, I liked your sarcasm without" +Never bought a shark card and I had no problems getting pretty much everything I wanted minus some of the special vehicles.,So you are modding? +i did look up before taking it and found another post on reddit with some guy saying he got 100mil but was never banned? And my friend has hacks and hundered of hours but was never banned?,new account + possible hack= red flag old account with lots of time invested + possible hack=little or no flag +"Ironically, Mac users seem to understand the concept of an application having multiple windows better than Windows users do.",Linux window management masterrace +"Unless they're making multiple moves with Gay, then the trade isn't about us... if any trade exists. I'll be really glad actually if Boogie gets traded somewhere else. Then all the idiotic trade scenarios can stop.",But I love boston trade scenarios with boogie +"Nevada/Arizona/California border, up to 50 Celsius in the summer. Like a shittier version of Vegas",Sound like paradise +"I posted an hour after that I understood, you can fuck off now","You should main rook, nothing too confusing for you :)" +San Jose Ranked Least Sinful City in America (Out of ranked cities),"Seems that the data is based on things people spend their money on, which makes sense since you can't afford shit after paying your rent." +"Guest Column: So Just Kill, 'Til the Next Episode",The title alone is enough for me to take a look at this! +looks no different...,"I know right, I really can't tell the difference between 360p and 1080p" +Greed is the whole reason we exist. Without it our ancestors would have died many generations ago.,Virtually all of our ancestors did die many generations ago. +*too,*two +Hey look it's me everytime someone builds Rod of Tahuti second on conquest! :D please kill me,But that 25% of like 140 power is worth being an item behind the other mid. +"Batman Arkham Knight low CPU and GPU usage, need help! While playing it my framerate really drops and I know its because of the usage, I monitor it in game with MSI afterburner and my specs are: Intel core 2 quad q9550s oced to 3,1GHz, GTX 550 TI, and unfortunately 4GB ram, I know my specs are low but ive seen people play with even lower specs and have like 30 fps almost locked with few stutters so if anyone has anyone advice it would be aprettiated.",I mean the game is a shit fest on pc so I wouldn't be too surprised +Woman Made Up Tale of Anti-Muslim Attack by Men Shouting 'Trump': Sources,Yeah I totally didn't see this coming. +I mean other space aliens. Space aliens get visited by other space aliens to get their technology. That is how all creatures get technology.,Circle of life +"Weekly Trash Talk Thread - October 03, 2016 HERE YOU CAN GET RID OF ALL YOUR ANGER AND HATE. CAPS ON AND LET IT ALL OUT. JUST GET YOUR THIRD LUCIO PLAYER ICON DUPLICATE? GETTING PERMANENTLY KILLED BY THE MOST OP CHARACTER IN THE GAME? THERE'S TOO MUCH JUSTICE THAT RAINS FROM ABOVE? THIS IS THE RIGHT THREAD! PLEASE STILL BE CIVIL, AT LEAST A LITTLE!",HOW THE FUCK DOES A 5-DPS 1 PISTOL ONLY MERCY WORK AGAINST A BALANCED TEAM COMP LIKE WTF I PICKED BATTLE MERCY BC I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA LOSE... +Carrie Fisher dead at age 60,2016 you can go fuck yourself +Damn hipsters are everywhere.,At least 1m or it's crap! +Team SoloMid on Twitter: TSM retirement home field trip,No doublelift +U.S. Officials: Putin Personally Involved in U.S. Election Hack,"I upvoted you, even though you clearly forgot the" +drunken slut appreciation thread. i've even googled the spelling for you idiots. who here has been a drunken slut? male or female or both or none? i know i have. i ve woken up in situations i did not expect to be. covered in bodily fluids and doing things and...just...not lady like situations. so are we drunks or are we gentlefolk? this place has been.weird.,"Not so much a slut, more of a flirt (some would argue the opposite though)." +A hypothetical all defense team vs. all offense team,"Well if you need to balance it, than all offense will beat all defense everytime." +Are you on 10.2?,I just updated last night hoping they fixed it but it didn't. +Daily Mail exclusive: Former UK ambassador Craig Murray says Clinton emails were were leaked and handed over to him at a D.C. park by an intermediary for 'disgusted' Democratic whistleblowers,They spelled Putin wrong. +Social skills,Just have confidence +Is the PC version worth playing anymore? All I hear about the PC version is that the game is already completely overrun with aimbot and damage hack users like Battlefront. Is there anybody out there that's still playing legit?,Nah bro every single server is full of hackers nobody legit anywhere to be seen +I like all of the new ones but now choosing which one(s) to order is more difficult.,"Better order them all, then" +Seinfeld quote? Ugh. I'm too old for you kids.,But she did save that guy's life :) +"Game Thread: Flyers vs. Blackhawks 8:30pm Here it is, Let's Go Flyers, Fuck the Pens.",FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK +"I find it amusing that, out of all of the cruiserweights they've been promoting since the Classic, my favorite is the least flashy and high risk. I go out of my way to watch Jack.",totally agree. +To the Atheists in the group: Do you still wish people a Merry Christmas? I assume most of you still celebrate a form of Christmas with gifts etc... especially if you're married with children. I've taken christ out of the season and focus on the giving and sharing but I still call it christmas - at least for now.,I do. +Fun fact: Blacks people make up only 17% of the Inited States population but make up 71% of the champions on Raw,So what you're saying is that there's Championship Inequality in WWE? +"I opened the door, and there was literally nothing on the other side--like what happens when you glitch through a surface, it's just grey space with the sky above. I step through and fall infinitely. Loaded twice and had the same outcome. Going to close the game completely, open it up, and try again.","Are you in single, or multiplayer?" +There's been a breathtaking swing in Putin's popularity among Republicans in the Trump era,"They should visit Russia, it might help them appreciate how great Putin is doing." +Yahoo discloses hack of 1 billion accounts,Time to switch to hotmail! +"The way it works is the First Presidency has all the available keys, (authority), to take over when the sitting President becomes incapacitated. They assume all the relevant responsibilities while respecting the living Prophet. It works out just fine. In the early 1990's we had a succession of Prophets who did not last long and were feeble for much of their term.","This is but a single reason why I, for one, will welcome the long reign of President David A. Bednar." +Same thing happened to me but with crack. I walked straight out and got in my car. My friend called me judgey and went back in to try it. He is now a crackhead.,Ah you're just being judgey +"Nope it killed him. On a side note, on Lewis and Clark's expedition they took Mercury based laxatives and they turned out just fine.",It's well known that these caused their team to become autistic which delayed the trek. +Fire at SBI building in Chennai,Overtime ka anjaam +"Is this becoming a trend right now? I get that suicide can be a way to gain control from a total failure situation (like the dude whos a terminal cancer patient with 2 weeks to live), but wtf is happening here? 2 posts already",More than two. +are you a bot or just a very in-depth poster?,"Me, a Russian bot on a mission from God." +"Perfectly normal crash, yeah?","701827 HP, broken" +"Pirates is why Rogue received design space After seeing Pirate Warrior and Pirate Shaman, I am afraid of what Pirate Rogue and Pirate Hunter would be if either class got a good weapon or weapon buff. Absolute disgusting. No way to build against 4 different aggressive pirate decks. It would be almost Mirrodin-Kamigawa all over again, man.",Because those 4 aggressive Pirate decks would all have very different cards and gameplans. +Happy Tom Brady/Chris Hogan Day!,Why didn't we get a Chris Harper day? +"What? How? the later part of the show was such a pile of shit, who thought a second season would be a good idea? and it looks like they are not planning to change the director either...",Japan has shit taste +"Steelers, Yankees, and Lakers in one person. How to spot a true bandwagon. Or just someone that makes the ringzzz argument for everything.","I would go Pats over Steelers IMO ; we have been decent, but we don't put up bandwagon stats like the Pats do" +I don't get how this guy can be popular when every single of his videos are bogus stuff taken off reddit...,His videos are trash +the power is also being abused; the government is just executing dissent and opponents and just calling them drug dealers,"Yeah, extrajudicial killings tend to lead to chaos but Trump is the Law & Order prez so he won't stand for this" +Good luck! :),"I don't need it any more, I am bedridden." +Yes. That is all a Yinz is. It is a stupid word and in no way refers to me.,Would you prefer Jagoff? +It doesn't really. It depends on where you live. Voting will not change our standards of measurement.,"Oh, well if you say so..." +Every market was down today. Likely due to the Fed's rate hike.,Yes of course especially in Canada... +None of them. People who ruin posts don't deserve to be praised. They deserve to be punished.,You must be fun at parties +"Can confirm. I worked on a design project and they outsourced some of the CAD work to the office in the Philippines. First, it would take days to get the drawing back. Then the drawing would often come back with either nothing changed, the wrong thing changed, or the right thing changed the wrong way. It easily added weeks to the project when I literally could've walked 100ft to the local CAD dept to get it right the first time, but allegedly it cost too much. Also, I would've been fired had I done that.",This is why Trump won. +Still waiting for another Fight Night game.,"You and me both :( halfway through this generation of consoles and still not a single sim boxing game out, you would think someone would have tried to capitalize on the drought by now" +"Outrageously expensive, NZ is plain and pure hype (from a former born and bred kiwi living in OZ) I moved to Australia in 2006 with my parents and at the time, I was about 17. I umderstoof little about GST, minimum wage, cost of living. Growing up in Australia for 10 years now and taking a trip to NZ its easy to see why there is so much struggle. Now don't get me wrong, NZ is HOME, and I enjoy being there... what I don't enjoy is being gouged for every last penny I've got, especially when it comes to accomadation, groceries, eating out, and general costs of goods there. I recently stayed in Auckland and paid almost $200 AUD a night (which is practically the same as NZD now), for a subpar apartment, and then $30 a day for parking. I was outraged that there was paid parking and convinced the manager to atleast give me free wifi with 2 other people that were staying with me. Anyway, as much as I enjoyed my time there, going shopping for clothing, eating out or doing anything remotely fun costs so much money its a wonder why anyone would want to live there. Sure there is nice scenery and the air is fresh, but at the same time minimum wage is only $14-$15 an hour, housing costs almost the same as what it does on the Gold Coast on average (except far lower in quality), and its just so much less busy in terms of nightlife and things to do. If you go there for a holiday, go prepared. Moving there is out of the question unless you want to lower your living standards and feel like getting gouged for retail items and pretty much everything else.",How dare you find fault with our country? +Swiss isn't a country.,but switzerland is +This is why I love to pick up almost all slayer drops,i bet u have the highest slayer xp/hr too +Justin Trudeau: 'Globalisation isn't working for ordinary people',Yea too bad Trump loves Globalization +WTF is that logic. If you are disgusted by poop are you shaming every person who poops?,"Yes, stop shaming me Shitlord." +Right now ?,There's actually about a 75% chance it's on on the Golf Channel right now (or at any given time) +Your opinion matters - unless you're a white male.,Oh god if you played a jungle chen on my team I probably wouldn't listen to you either. +Clearly this is propaganda. Evil WWE would never do such a thing!,WWE is Literally Hitler and is going to kill the UK indy scene! +When you bring the receipts to the protest,"this sub has become a political shit storm, i miss the days of cool pictures but nooooooo fuck you guys to hell" +Would you really want to kiss someone that sucks dick for a living? Lol.. I've never kissed an escort and probably never will..,"I mean, she's sucking those dicks with condoms on!" +I love this more than anything in the world. That kid just got done posting a thread titled Is anyone else bored by (Superstar that debuted a week ago) yet? that got upvoted to the moon here. Then he got punked out by Smo' joe.,Which superstar? +"meh. dont really care enough. my thoguh process was, if it comes out ugly I have an excuse to do the whole thing again. and probably decide exactly the type of bends I want to do. if I want to ad some 90* fittings here and there. etc.",That's a good thought process for life. +More states confirm cyber-attacks sourced to DHS,We just need to ask the new administration to take a look at this and make sure that we get the truth... If you don't catch them in the act you'll never catch them +He's also second in the AFC East in career playoff touchdown passes.,CRAWLING IN MY SKIN +I love how she says she gets paid less because her employer employs illegal immigrants.........,Maybe she's a native born strawberry picker +No le hagas eso a Deicy que su Plan B cuando Venezuela termine de colapsar es venir a ~~atender a un Subway~~ programar.,"Nah, no le da" +"Il sito rai mi dice che i contenuti non sono visibili dall'estero. E di vpn ne ho provati due o tre, non sono un esperta.. per questo chiedo aiuto :)",Hai bisogno di un vpn che ti permetta di usufruire di un indirizzo di uscita Italiano +Hillary Clinton's lead over Donald Trump in the popular vote rises to 2.8 million,sore losers +Shame Mkhi's amazing goal was actually offside,Call it Karmic make up for goals we've scored that were onside and ruled otherwise. +ESPN is the laughing stock of the recruiting world,I disagree because last year the had one of our croots as a generic 4 star and the rest had him as a random 3 star so obviously they are the best +TFW you win coffee with Ivanka.,:$ +"B.C. offers interest-free loans up to $37,500 to first-time homebuyers - British Columbia","A great way to reduce Vancouver home prices - hand out more free money to homebuyers, just like the banks are doing." +Asking a professor to curve your grade.,"I like how someone watermarked it, lmao I also like how this subreddit has been ruined by the plague of corny pun comments." +"The AP interviewed more than 330 electors, and they say they won't be making Hillary Clinton president",#B T F O #T #F #O +Could be HoH?,They usually don't patch for hoh's iirc. +I'm a total failure.,May as well go back to bed and start the whole day over. +ISXJs don't realise when I'm joking,They are soooooooo great at detecting sarcasm. +"that video has to be fake, pls tell me hes acting","Dude, his record is 25-0" +They were the only bidding party. Did you read the article?,And yet Metra didn't counterbid! +"TIL that 46.1% of Americans die with less than $10,000 in assets.","We should definitely focus on reforming that pesky estate tax then - I mean, it affects every American!" +FMT,PPAP +No Patch but we get an Article just explaining Infiltration.,There's no way the department that publishes articles and the department that fixes bugs are completely separate +Thanks for the advice. Do you know if it's good hardwood (ie. oak or maple)? I was going to go to The Hamilton Builder's supply but now I'll try Mike's!,"I think it's mixed hardwood or red oak, but I am still working on my stock I bought two years ago." +"At this rate next week they'll be saying Hillary is the real president and Trump didn't exist. It was all just a nightmare. And they'll believe it. You'll take them to the White House to show them Trump sitting in the Oval Office and they'll just shake their heads and say Nope, that's not real. Hillary is President. She must've invited Trump to visit, what a gracious woman!",Doesn't look like anything to me +F4 Phantom Jet Hits Concrete Wall at 500 MPH,now THAT'S a wall.... MAGA. +Have you all heard of the Transabled movement?,Gross and patronizing. +What is Your all time favorite pink Floyd lyrics,"*We bitch and we fight, diss each other on sight* ..." +"If we go to mars or colonize other planets, how will wifi/internet work",It must work cause we can't live without it +"he hacked the files obviously, how do you think there was so many 99 luck Kushinas on the first day of her raid given her ridiculous low drop?","Obviously they did man, they're gonna hack pearls next aswell right?" +"wow, that's alot of upvotes.",Probably bought or stolen accounts. +Epsilons New Team For IW,Didn't know ViewSonic has their own squad in cod. +"is there a way to install IPA files from your iphone it self? i'm tired of using cydia impactor everytime i want to update or change an app, is there a way to install IPAs without having to connect it to my pc?",You can do it in Filza too. +what is in these updates? any news on them?,"The Grineer Flame Spear, Tennogen items, other stuff we haven't been told about." +"Accidently I get what you're saying OP. I'm picking up what you're putting down, I'm marking it read and setting it aside",say no more wink wink nudge nudge +Lots of work being done in the editing room today,Is that bloody Darth Vader on the left... +Sun Worship - Elder Giants,Hoping against hope that they do a US tour someday +Do they need to give you the full game before you pay?,Yeah what bullshit giving me a chance to try it for free +"that crypt game is like $3. there's no indication of anything there. it's 3 fucking dollars, but you can continue to shit all over a THREE DOLLAR GAME that you haven't even played.","My $3 game doesn't have 100hrs of gameplay, boycott game developers forever people" +Agreed. Couldn't help but think 'yikes' when I saw it.,Bernard Hopkins taught Eddie the technique (Hopkins obviously applies it with more slickness) and while it looks goofy its one of the safer ways to lead with your power hand. +"I've had to refill my popcorn three times,and I am almost out of butter and popcorn salt. :D","We may run out of butter, but there is an endless flow of salt to tap into." +Private Eye Expose: Feminist Guardian forced heavily pregnant 'Women in Leadership' editor into leave with no maternity pay to avoid giving her employee rights.,"Lol, even The Guardian disagrees with the ideological position it espouses in theory." +Was this photo taken today?,This was taken on the 3rd of December. +"Yeah, that's just idiots who can't spell defending other idiots who can't spell. Durrrr you know what they mean so why duz it matter is really just, I'm embarrassed at my own awful spelling comprehension so I want to normalize the inability to spell properly so I don't feel dumb anymore. Fuck if I'm going to read books or anything to improve.",English is a LIVING LANGUAGE +Cody Eakin delivers an elbow to the head to Henrik Lundqvist behind the net,It's only the backup goalie. +This has to be the first time XBOX didn't win the sales war,I think Xbox slayed +"I'm at least glad that she herself acknowledged what she did wrong. Maybe since she's getting better no one feels the need to bring it back up. And i don't think her or Jasper are horrible people. And i remember Steven saying that's not true when she blamed herself for the boat ride, not for anything else. And didn't he call her out when she broke Peridot's recorder?",Steven cares more about peridot than anything +Jamie did.,So he's racist and sexist +"Gucci Mane is far ahead of all the LA rappers. I mean guys like Kevin Gates and Lil wayne are good, but they just can't compare to the Trap God. How many freaking mixtapes did he write while in jail? A metric fuck ton and they are all fantastic.",Too bad Wayne is a NOLA rapper +And the ba'ath party.,"yes, because Damascus, even in war time, is a fascist hellhole comparable only to Deir Ezzor and pre-liberation Aleppo." +Milos tea amiright?,Right you are. +Making a dakimakura of Danny for my best friend for Xmas.,"2/10, Skittles in bed, very sticky" +Not you.,My IQ over 9000 thank you very much +President Obama Signs BOTS Act of 2016 Which Makes It Illegal for Bots to Buy and Resell Tickets,"Thank god he solved that one, glad he's not wasting his time on stupid shit like closing guantanamo bay, or establishing a cap and trade program." +Ggg. g G ggggggggggggG.,gg. +Cold front approaching Austin,I drove through it trying to see if I could find who was summoning Shenron +"Small winter emergency kit from an auto store, with a fold up snow shovel. Small bag of kitty litter. Gloves. Sleeping bag or blanket.",What's the kitty litter for? +Well that's misplay that didn't get punished and pro casters falling in love with misplay.,It's not misplay if you're winning +Tl;dr people itt are judgey,What's itt? +"Bu-bu-but the post said after the event, the gifts will be sent automatically","Well, still works since it didn't say *immediately* after the event." +Transparency and the rule of law will be the touchstones of this administration. - Barrack Obama 2008 LOL.,"Hey man, he's done *sooooooooooooo* much for the African American community!" +"I judge some people by their covers, some by the celebrity quotes on their infold",Nothing demonstrates critical thinking skills better than having a cigarette dangling out of their mouth. +"Sure, completely overreact to the smallest slights and you will surely have a stellar social life.",But how else will they display dominance? +"Is there a collection of writings that summarize fandom/fanfiction related drama? On the order of the E. L. James Twilight scandal and the Msscribe/HP Fandom drama. I'm just so fascinated right now, and would like to find more posts describing all of this, because it's hilarious.",Just go backread all of fandom_wank. +Nerf G2A,We need a hardcounter against air! +"Isn't it Rs24,000 total limit per week ?",it really doesn't matter what the number is right everyone should get the equal amount of money no matter how much they have in the bank +Cashless transactions proved as 'Mother of all scams'. Financial experts/Economists: Please enlighten us,TIL that service providers like Paytm and jio money are non profit organizations and are supposed to provide their services for free +He won with Leeroy lethal next turn after Pavel cleared the board.,people missing the obvious extended bm. +she is indian. Dad is indian and studied in AMU,amu=pakistan +Just because he's black doesn't mean you have to put him in a seperate room...,"It's fine, as long he's equal." +So... nothing? Why even post this? I'm confused. We know PA doesn't like to discuss game mechanics in detail (to the point where they got upset when Kakao answered a few basic mechanical questions in a Q&A a few months back).,So that people don't spam their support with the same question over and over for example... +"The past 4-8 years Obama has consistently insulted Russia, calling them a regional power, directly insulting Putin's intelligence, and making fun of the country. Now all of a sudden he wants to take them seriously? Thanks obama. Pretty similar to how he called isis the JV team two years ago.","Yes, let's call our political and military adversaries great warriors instead." +When you're walking down the sidewalk and no one notices you're the President of the United States,Larger than life +Perfect timing,This gif brought to you by Kim Jong Un diff --git a/chunk68.csv b/chunk68.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..98488576af9563ccbe09442bfa10b1db68faacb2 --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk68.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1667 @@ +Input,Output +I play episodes of Buffy often. I'll just pick an episode or season and watch from there over and over. Also when something happens in life / if I experience certain emotions I usually have a relatable episode to watch.. I'd like to shot from the rooftops how much BTVS means to me. And every time I watch any episode I always have the best time.,Tabula Rasa is my go to Buffy episode. +Yeah but it's clearly because of the stress of weight stigma and the lower standard of medical care from fat shaming medical professionals. Or something.,"That's true, because I heard that fat people in Italy are MORE HEALTHY because they don't deal with that stigma." +AirPods should also work with Voice Control offline.,"Should as in probably will, or should as in it would be the smart thing for Apple to do?" +Because the Python is obviously supposed to be a battleship.,"Don't forget it's already completely useless, it just becomes even more useless." +What's a Doggo?,It's when a dolphin turn to something similar to a dog. +Trump Tells Cheering Crowd To Thank African-Americans for Not Voting,That's how you become President of *all* Americans. +Torrents are old and risky as far as pirating is concerned. Not to mention slow. There has been a better way for a while now.,Which is...? +"Hello sir, I seem to be lost. Can you point me to the nearest tinfoil hat store?",Not an argument +"If it's not coming from the rich, it'll come from the poor.",But the rich are the good guys who worked the hardest for their money +And how is fox more credible?,Because they said so. +"De chico todos odiaban que te regalen ropa, ahora me regalas ropa y te hago un monumento.",Ojala te regalen una remera manga larga con escote en V y vengas a editar este comentario. +"The train has actually had me worried since they first showed it off. If they put that many polys into a game object that you will never see as more than a small box that you strafe on the ground every once in a while it makes me think that they put that much detail into other objects. Other sims don't make low detail ground objects because technology isn't there, they make them because it's a massive waste of performance.",It doesn't have a performance impact if you use different LOD models as you get further away. +I could see it also being for player safety. Disclosing injuries allows the NFL to know who's hurt and it allows them to offer some protections for those players.,"Also, it helps for documenting injuries in the event of the injury becoming a larger issue." +"Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning: Windows frozen, won't open. Husband texts back: Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and then gently tap edges with hammer. Wife texts back 10 minutes later: Computer really messed up now.",Tag as blonde +16 F California,Why the hell is California so cold out of the sudden? +"If you try to illegally immigrate to Mexico, they'll arrest you and send you back. Why can't we do the same?",Racist +"You could also use the stat that he had the most staff members indicted and convicited out of all Presidents before or after. Or that that the DEA allowed cocaine and crack sales to help arms sales to overthrow other governments, while he supported a poor policy of just say No to all drugs... Then there's still the union stuff and again trading arms for hostages ect...","Hey I'll have you know that democratically elected government were a bunch of demon commies, they deserved to be murdered and have their country ruined" +Is this sarcasm...? I seriously can't tell nowadays. :\,More people need to use +Feels so good to see Syndra getting instant :3,clearly she needs some buffs +Lawrence of Arabia is actually responsible for the guerrilla and terrorist tactics today. They all evolved from his initial campaigns.,damn white cis men always fucking up everything. +A new study found with 99% certainty that climate change is driving the retreat of glaciers.,I'm sure that'll open up some more spots to drill for oil. +Sponsor me?,Fucking opportunistic immigrants. +Guy set the bar high,I can't wait for all the helpful comments on why this isn't impressive. +What happens if someone can't afford the medication? Fuck them?,Clearly they didn't work hard enough +Damn satellites this time of year,Noped the F out of there. +"You answered your own question. They want to be open, but they sure as hell aren't working. They make someone else come in to work. And if you don't come in for that shift you can bet there will be repercussions.","Well then you should have said as such, lots of restaurants in my area are family owned and operated and the owners 'sure as hell' are working." +NO COUNTERPLAY,"Lee broken, yay or nay?" +In the interest of competitive diversity...,Hypergenesis is unbanned? +"Sadly I didn't have a computer powerful enough to edit, nor internet good enough to upload back then. I don't really mind how many views I get or whatever, I do it for fun. But I do wonder how much attention this video would have gotten a week after release.",You'd have been a reddit god. +"Oddly enough it was over taxation but not a higher tax, but a *lower* tax. It wasn't tax as the issue, it was the right of the crown to tax at all.",Wearing native american wardrobes is cultural appropriation. +"The creatures with stingers on their backs are likely a reference to the Parthians, whose horsemen would ride past their enemies and shoot arrows behind them. It was believed by some conspiracy nuts at the time that Nero wasn't dead and he would be coming back to conquer Rome with a Parthian army.","NUH UH, HELICOPTERS /jackvanimpe" +I'm pretty sure Oregon did not meet expectations this year.,Nah dude we totally expected to go 4-8 and lose to both of our rivals and fire our HC +Corsair confirms more RGB products coming in 2017,No one saw that coming. +What did buddy say the comment isn't there any more,Except Picasso died 60 years ago +So uhh... Do we kiss now?,I don't think your wife would be okay with that :/ +It's been like that since Y1. Xur has always hated Warlocks.,"Make sure to buy sun-breakers because xur might never sell them again, and besides who would waste an exotic on a heavy slot anyway?" +"That is a weak argument. This can't be about the money, I've donated the same amount and no one has invited me to these things. We know it is not about the money, it is about power and access to power. These people do not donate to feel good about participating in the democratic process, they donate to get access and they seek out said access from day one. The problem is that we have a government that has set up fundraising mechanisms that encourage that system of access based on donations, influence, interest and power. And that is a problem.",The people cited like the former Liberal Minister who has done fundraising for the Chinese-Canadian business community clearly didn't have access to either group before. +That Marilyn Manson had some of his ribs removed to suck his own dick.,"Wait, that didn't happen?" +A new study found with 99% certainty that climate change is driving the retreat of glaciers.,"In other news clouds have been confirmed as the sources of the mysterious falling sky water, or as some are calling it, rain." +So is trolling.,you know its a fucked up community when speaking the truth is considered trolling. +"Labyrinth, Cert Pulsus, Lime Green Loopers, Takumi RX-T, Road Hog XL, Hypernova, X-Devil snakeskin, cert chainsaw Breakout Type-S, crates, BM decals",2 CC3 for hypernova? +Can Stafford be the fall guy somehow?,Only if Rodgers can be his co-fall guy. +No this is like being upset that a dangerous foreign power meddled in our country's election. Actually that's exactly what this is.,We're all so convinced. +That's some serious horsepower,"No bruh, thats torque." +I've topped with Roadhog.,***ULTIMATE BY DENZEL CURRY BLASTS*** +"Part of the problem is coverage, my friends on PC had no idea it was on PC because they looked for it on Steam and couldn't find it, so they thought it was console only.","So they are not part of the PC masterrace that obviously knows about all PC platforms, thus inferior peasants!" +Don't forget female leads and males being treated like shitty support characters with a lot of flaws,It's called *equality* +Agreed. Also she is in Deadwood and she plays the same nagging wife and it is truly annoying.,Don't cook meth what a nagging bitch +Anyone else queuing in Camden?,you fucking brits and you're queuing +"Another thing that pays for itself, making friends",I'm friends with the night shift (the shift I work) but the day shift all hates me for the time I reported one of them for not doing their job *every single day*. +A male polar bear carries off the head of a cub,"I've always heard that they do this, its awesome to see them do it Nature has the best parents" +Does it mean the jailbreak will be released today?,"You should tweet him and ask, he's really forward with commenting on jailbreak releases i've heard." +c9 is good on it too,"Yea, especially on T side" +Be sure to give 'im a big ol' hug. ;),Stop das gay. +"There is no doubt he would be great center today. Several players who played against wilt said he's the most dominant player they've ever seen. Even Kareem Abdul jabbar said that, and they hated each other their entire lives. I'm not saying he's the greatest of all time, or that he'd for sure be the best player in today's game, but what centers do you think could stop him? He ran track and competed in the high jump in college and did very well in both. There's footage of him nearly touching the top of the backboard. His athleticism would easily translate to today's game.",No somehow centres today would be able to block a fadeaway that covers half of the lane +CLion opens 2016.3 EAP,Will it have C++14 support? +Bullshit post is bullshit. The stream was pretty fucking awful.,Because it's totally impossible that people aren't all pissed off right? +Let's save that for a White Lantern movie.,"Hey, just trying to spread optimism" +Seems good to me,Looks good to me +Deus Vult!,When though? +Why do those Facebook things never involve brackets? I was always taught to basically ignore the order of operations because questions would always be presented appropriately bracketed.,A bit late to this thread but I thought this way until I got to A Level and Edexcel expected you to know that sin x + y ^ 9 meant sin(x+y)^9 or whatever (granted it was often obvious by context which was more likely but I'd still have appreciated them being specific) +It's honestly ridiculous IMHO that a country gets an ocean named after it.,You don't seem biased at all. +GDT: Washington Capitols (18-7-3) vs Carolina Hurricanes (12-11-6) - 7:30 EST - 12/16/16 Can the Hurricanes make it 8 straight wins at home or will number 8 be too much for the Canes to handle? Find out on ~~Dragon Ball Z~~ Fox Sports Carolinas.^^^^H^a^i^l^T^r^i^p^p,"Curse you, heavy metal!" +"These two movies carry almost the same review quote, both from Peter Travers.","Smart, sexy and funny, not to mention incredibly depressing." +Trump's Cabinet Picks are too White!,Trump is a racist white rich male who only hires Uncle Tom black people. +The person that invented the remote control for television is an under appreciated hero.,"Not under appreciated by me, but the truth is it was probably more than one person." +"How do I make the document automatically scroll down as I type so I am always typing in the middle of my computer screen? To be clear, what I want is this: As I am typing in MS word, how do I set word to automatically scroll down one line, every time I start a newline. This way, the text is always in the center of my computer screen at eye level and I'm not always having to scroll up and down ALL THE TIME to make this possible. Thank you very much!",You could make the window so thin that there's only one line visible. +Capture The Flag Is The Worst Gamemode In TF2,"Wait, what is that thing about a bomb that Dane put a sentence about (at 7:12)?" +"Once the means of production involve almost zero human labor you'd better seize what you can, because the plutocrats already own most of it and they won't want to trade their goods for your quaint manual labor.","Seize the means of production from the plutocrats, comrade." +"Republicans have to deny the Russian Hacking, To acknowledge it would also acknowledge Hillary's need for a secure private server",But... b-but... emails... +Play on SEA server and then go to the premium shop and buy the Obj 907. The end.,"Is there a way to transfer the tank so I can play it on the NA server, or would I be stuck using it on the SEA server only?" +"For $20M, Canadian special forces will get fleet of combat vehicles that resemble dune buggies on steroids","It's alright guys, that means all their fancy up-armoured Suburbans with turrets will be handed down." +"Synonym Emblem I was thinking about synonyms lately, ~~as you do.~~ and thought what the Fire Emblem games would be like if their subtitles were of their respective synonyms. So obviously, an important matter like this needed a thread dedicated to it. ~~Don't delete this Mod Daddy, I swear this isn't a shit post.~~",Fire Emblem : Demigods endlessly fucking Am I doing this right? +That's because people live on the cost far more than inland.,"Yeah, but everyone knows if you live on the coast, you're not in the real US" +I agree with people's decision. The origin of the name isn't racist and it is foolish to ignore the history of the town.,Nothings racist really +What do you have in common with your nemesis?,Absolutely everything [cause we're the same person] +"Bandwagon mentalities. I swear, most people are just oversized lemmings","Wake up, sheeple" +T,E +Live-Action Hollywood movie for Naruto Announced,"I predict this is going to be trash, but who knows, I might be wrong." +I used to use offlineimap as previously suggested but have since switched to Mailstore home. Windows only interface but supports every type of mail server under the sun for backup with restoration to a slew of email clients and server types. It's also fully searchable offline. It's been an excellent app for my use.,"From what I've heard about Mailstore, it's exactly what I need except I'm on Linux and OS X :-(" +"Psst, most Iranian-Americans cross out the Iranian and replace with Persia because they do Not identify with the theocracy after the 1979 Revolution.",Which is a strange thing to do considering the name change was instituted by Reza Shah. +What are your plans for this weekend?,Packk woohoo +He already coached 3 of the 4 announced players and they still signed,That's becuase they didn't really have any other option +"Oh please, gimme moar Calcio A players. (Bundesliga is great too!) Eder (inter), Gabbiadini, Insigne, Berardi, Miranda, Abate or Florenzi, Bonucci as well. All would be so amazing. Also praying for Fekir, since he is my supersub already. BuLi with Sule, Vogt, Wendell etc would also just be great. I love the idEA that they put out there. Have around 400k ready to spend on the players i want. Please EA, make it happen.",SBC Fekir & SBC Lacazette perfect link would make me wet +President Roosevelt examining what was believed to be the largest and most accurate printed globe of its time. 1942,"It's round, so therefore is not accurate." +Shanghai Major from a players perspective was also good,"Yeah Ramzes got 2 new keyboards and EE got a new pillow thing, what other tournaments give you the chance for free replacements of stuff." +Then we get baba free and we should pay the rest of the memory? Or what?,"Exactly like that, yes." +"No. Mocking people who think Idris Elba playing Heimdall is white genocide is fine. Joking about actually murdering all white people is not. I'm not honestly sure what the race flipped version of, Oh god they cast a black actor as a norse god is, but if you find it go ahead and mock it.",PoCs flipped out when they casted white people to play Egyptian gods in Gods of Egypt. +Government to link all savings accounts to Aadhaar - Times of India,"Okay,Can some knowledgeable person here shed some light on this ... How is it SC keeps on harping time and again that Aadhar can't be made compulsory for anything at all but govt proceeds to forcefully seed aadhar into everything ?" +This mommy and me blanket has two male lions,Did you just assume how they identify? +"Solar was the cheapest source of electricity in 2016, and it will further undercut fossil fuels in 2017",And Australia is so progressive were trying to open one of the biggest coal mines +Blu Mar Ten - Immortal Beloved,"Some huge throw backs to their Natural History era stuff on this album, love it" +"We have half-energy KD, which is twice as good as normal KD and half as good as SKD.",I forgot the +don't feed his ego even more mate,"Absolutely, never appreciate someone sharing his or her information, experiences and research with everyone else!" +"He literally said, if my memory is correct, if I was in charge, you'd be in jail.","she said you don't have the temperament to be in charge of the justice system, he replied because you'd be in jail." +Detail the freedoms you have allegedly lost.,"The freedom to oppress others, obviously." +How is it not?,"Well for one after you fell off you'd most likely vomit, and considering how fast you're going if you hit the floor head first you're most likely going to break or fracture something, so yeah, it seems like a terrible fucking idea." +Tired of people getting in your personal space?,Must be one of those new things multimillion dollar things that only CEOs can buy in the latest GTA update. +"Lol, the New Yorker says to support independent journalism.",Yeah that's funny. +?,Goodbye +Kid vs Inertia,Honestly I felt that in my gut. +What can I make with 4lbs of canned tuna in water? I got gifted a giant can of tuna and I have no idea what to make with it that isn't tuna casserole which is gross to me or a giant batch of tuna salad that I'm also not the biggest fan of. Does anybody have any ideas of what I could do with this much tuna ? If someone has a particularly good tuna salad recipe that isn't mostly Mayo I wouldn't mind it.,I add a bunch of tuna to mac and cheese +"Sadly, given the current cabinet, I fully expect all of these runs to be rejected on the basis of the passing of the Kitchen bill, which expressly forbids women from getting any job that's not related to culinary arts. Cosigned by steve bannon, chief strategist.","Except those that you'd get paid for, as everyone knows that only men can be chefs." +"They didn't. Seal Team 6 isn't a team of like 12 dudes, the team actually consists of around 2000 people. There's a lot of conspiracy theories getting tossed around this Dom recently, with little to no challenge.",That's a really big helicopter to fit 2000 people in... +China remembers..,"They tried for the World title twice at least, kudos" +Will we get a xenophilia equivalent to that too?,I too want mandatory inter-species orgies... +"Weird question, but has anyone else noticed that avocados change their body odor? I love avocados, but whenever I eat one, the smell seems to carry through to my sweat glands. It lasts for a while too, up to about 24 hours after I chow down on some guac I can smell it in my pits. I wonder if this is similar to how eating asparagus changes the smell of one's urine. Has anyone else noticed any strange B.O after eating avocados?",You are in the wrong place! +"Trump is such a disgusting piece of shit human being that the fact he's president makes me cry every morning. I wake up and I cry a bit, then I scare my children about the future and make sure their political views match my own. Then I make breakfast for my wife and her boyfriend, and get the kids to protest with me. Then I spend a few hours on various default reddits making sure I've posted a bunch of anti trump remarks to all the racist, sexist, homophobic, misogynistic, xenophobic pigs that are all trump voters. I don't really care which subreddit I'm posting in, Trump hate belongs everywhere on reddit. Of course I was a Bernie bro right from the start. I was hoping that he would bring basic income, so I gave all my savings to his campaign. I have no regrets, because I believe in Bernie, and it was about time he got a new house.",I'm pretty sure that still needs a +Flair your post please.,Sorry I forgot ;) +Is it possible to install an iOS 10.2 ICLOUD backup onto a restored 10.1.1 iPhone 7 plus,"No, you will likely encounter an error and have to have the same version or higher to restore." +"Yeah, but he's also the reason we lost every game so far.",DAE Rooney is literally hitler and the worst footballer in the world +Which game should I play?,Why is Europa Universalis 3 under Industrial Age over the renaissance? +Dead serious. Roommate ended friendship with me and my best friend (also our roommate) for not telling her we turned the AC on. Her window was open in her bedroom.,Well really that's the only logical thing to do when you realize you're roomies with Satan. +"We did 1.5 hours of high intensity fetch first, then went home to rest for a half hour and spent the next three hours doing a saddle-bag laden training walk through brand new downtown areas. It was a very stimulating day. Haha",Ahhhh I see...haha gotta try that out with my pup +That's not how it works!,"Weed is a gateway drug, that's how cracks start" +Right-Wingers Lose Their Minds Over App That Replaces Photos Of Their Messiah Donald Trump With Kittens,Can confirm lost my mind. +New user/low karma I just want more transparency Hmmm...,Seems legit +if you want to see this released don't give them anymore money!!!,Because no one needs the servers to keep running after release or anything. +Redditor accidentally impregnates his assistant,This guy fucks +"I'm partial to a Liberia situation. We go in there, clear out the natives and give African Americans their own nation. Prior to the civil war that overthrew the African American elite, Liberia was one of the most advanced countries on the continent.",A true Just War +Why is there no snail champion?,why did you only think about its e ability lmao +Getting zip tied is the adult version of when kids are overly concerned with quick sand,"Not to mention that if you ended up with your hands zip tied, they'll probably zip tie cuffs which are about 10x the size of the ones in this video." +Maybe you could have the choice to download more ram though the Nintendo market,"If it runs Android, I'm pretty sure there's an app that can add more RAM." +"I do, as I personally don't like being treated like a suspected thief when I have finished conducting my business. No other store that I patronize does this. I've seen a Walmart receipt checker pawing through a ladies groceries that were *her bought and paid for property*, and no longer belonged to Walmart. This is rude, uncalled for, and they have no right to do this. Instead of standing in yet another line with the rest of the sheep, I simply walk out and if questioned, suggest they walk with me out to my vehicle, as I have other, more important things to do now. I've also seen one person with a couple of expensive items turn around and say, Hey, get real, I am not a thief, but if I wanted to rip you off, I'd show you my receipt, take my purchases to my car, come back in, get the exact same items, and on my way out, show you the same damn receipt, and return them tomorrow! I was one among several people who overheard this and we laughed our asses off. I actually go out of my way not to shop at Walmart in part because of this stupid, ridiculous policy of theirs.","Oh, you personally are not a thief, I guess checking anyone's receipt ever is totally pointless then." +"Oh yeah, that guy. Sounds stupid.",Is your grammar bad intentionally or are you saying this sounds stupid because of that guy? +"Must have been quite surreal, thinking Here I am driving world's most expensive car... on the moon.",It's also the moon's most expensive car! +What Hero ability would you like to have in real life? I'd go with the teleporting abilities of Tracer or Sombra :D,The ability to shove my balls into people's face +D'Angelo's not playing tonight.,Unfair to the OSU fans who came to the game to see him tbh +In a year I went from 30mbps to 300 for the same price.,"I am at 1000/35 (provisioned at 1200/42) for the same price...thanks to Google, Comcast actually has to compete!" +Original content: Know your cycle! On Reddit: Know your girlfriend's cycle!,Girls don't exist on reddit silly goose! +"This is why I fucking quit that place, they fuck you on hours. Go work at lowes (or a prison like me) where they actually give part timers 39-60 hours a week.",You forgot your +Its nice to see some new players,We all know what blue message he's talking about It's kind of sad actually +"Not saying there's open minded people in Seattle. However, my friends that are Democrats were horrified when I said I was supporting Gary Johnson instead of Hillary. They even wanted to have a intervention. LoL. They sure are salty now. :)","Because, you know, votes for *Johnson* in *Washington* are what won Trump the election, obviously..." +"What do many people think they're good at, but actually aren't?",Convincing me that they know better than I do. +Guy loses it over bus being late,"This guy is from my home town of Northampton, lovely place." +Been bad all day for me. I saw two Comcast trucks working around 6pm off of 106th and allisonville.,Hope they used their cones correctly. +Could anybody direct me to the main twitch/ you tubers to watch for revelations ee,"also look up Legendary_Bahroo on Twitch, also SmartGuy316" +Oh my!,Cultural appropriation! +You don't know that. Even DOGS can use the internet.,I feel like this is a joke I should be laughing at +Just going on my own experiences.,Like I said - don't shit in a bed you've never slept in. +I had the same issue so I went to the arena and just killed it regularly. The other boss is the Manticore. I couldn't get him to spawn in on the Island though.,How do you go to the arena in singleplayer? +"Downvotes, lol some of you guys are real salty deckheads",How else are you supposed to know that they're better than you? +You know we do this already right?,And a bloody good job we're doing of it! +*Don't*,Sup +RACIST ATTACK IN CHINA,I HAVE SEEN PORN WHICH STARTED LIKE THIS +"So in a sense, this 'coon is more impressive",In the sense that rolling a 20 on a 20 sided dice is impressive also +Isn't it very possible the zodiac killer worked for the law enforcement which is why he was able to get away with it?,I thought Ted Cruz was the Zodiac Killer +tHE gOOgLE,helps you get on the line +"Read it as part of a lit class your first time through and you'll get waaay more out of it. It's hard to really feel the tone and have any narrative continuity when you're constantly baffled by the words you're actually looking at, but a good professor helps immensely with that. Then you get this bleak, sprawling exploration of everything dark about the human psyche, instead of just poorly written text book about how boats work. Alternatively, buy an annotated edition (Norton is pretty good) that gives definition for the hard words, context for the dated references, geographical place names that have since changed, etc. It also has essays about the book in the back. Melville literally name drops brands of popular patent medicines in the book, and if you didn't know that that was a popular treatment for stomach problems or whatever in the 1840s, it would just seem like nonsense to you.",Any online classes on it that you're aware of? +what about Her?,"Obviously shouldn't be taken seriously, just one, big staged joke." +when your head turn into a thumb,Floop is a madman help us save us +"I do laundry, cook, and clean on days I go to work.",overachiever over here! +"Seems abit silly though that every other nation only has 1, yet some are asking for 3 american ones.",We live in a world with America projected as larger than life so it seems fitting they should should have more seeing as they have many personal political/military problems to deal with +"How people think government should pay for everything, and ultimately lose their independence due to it. Like free college, healthcare, welfare for everyone in their mother's basement.","Yeah, Nordic states are such hellholes." +Poll Shows Male Trump Supporters Feel Persecuted,SJWs killed my family and took my job! +"The names Al Nusra and JFS are both extremists, closer to AQ in terms of ideology and methods. Perhaps in the beginning of the war there had been moderate neutral 'rebels' who just wanted a peaceful end to Assad. But those times are long gone. They have been evicted by these foreign-backed terrorists. Frankly, I'm surprised BBC is even publishing this.",but teh MSM only tel lies! +Ronaldo's year.,He clearly was the fourth best player of the year +"Given the audience, it seemed about as public an event as most other posts on this sub, but I'm sorry it wasn't to your tastes.","Hey, it's not a woman being assaulted physically or verbally, but instead a woman in the authoritarian role, that's why it's not really appropriate here." +So I started a new game because I couldn't find game center on iOS 10 but now I found Game Center and signed in so I have my old account back. The problem is I subscribed for the extra builder on the new one and can't on the old one now. Any idea how to fix this?,You should try contacting support ingame. +1. Post in r/games 2. Bop It,I still feel bad for that porn actress that didn't know what a Bob-it was. +Stuff like this is what makes me want to give up on online dating,This wants me to give up on life. +I want to vomit. I deserve it for my stupid curiosity. So disgusting,I guess some people can't handle their snow leopards. +"I usually sort by controversial and can often see a guy or a bunch of 'em shouting out the top of their lungs READ THE FUCKING ARTICLE, IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE TITLE. I find it hilarious.",Every one on reddit is a GUY and is from US unless otherwise stated. +that's called sexual assault my guy. good idea to distance yourself from her.,Man up and stop being so uptight. +Did anyone besides u/AmazingFuckinAtheist read the actual article? I'm all for supporting the wrongly accused but this headline is misleading.,"Woah buddy, calm down with that strong language defending the girl." +"Upvoted for that face. Pretty sure that is a copyrighted song, i dont know how the rules are for these on YT.",I didn't monetize the video so the copyrighted music didn't matter! +KANYE control your wife WTF!,who cares about her and what she wears +"I'm gonna have to get out there, always wanted to try some Primanti's. (From Mid Michigan)",Dat sweet heat wing sauce +"From context I assume he promised to get a tattoo if his post reached a certain ridiculous amount of karma, then deleted the post and tried to bail on his promise when it succeeded because he was just looking for cheap karma.",yeah 10K is absolutely ridiculous +"I work at a gas station, and I get the dirtiest looks when I say something stupid to make a kid laugh. I've been the family babysitter since I was 12. I love kids, but even saying those 3 words could get me labelled a pedo.",Then you should probably say 3 words that aren't want some LSD? +No thanks.,... A picture of a finger is disgusting right +"if some computers lag at seattle, imagine playing inside this",All the computers bro i came from the future to say that NVIDIA created the GTX 999999 to run this map. +DICE. PLS!!!,"Yes, I want my FLIR scopes." +Marlboro red special blend what bout u,"Kool menthols, only the best man" +What's something you learned in school that later turned out to be complete BS?,Follow your passion and nationalism. +Because he wants to have gay gryph sex with you,"[](/rdtsundere) ^^^M-me ^^^too, ^^^thanks." +Official Fire Cooter Thread,Fuck off! +We're fighting the chiefs and the refs. Just like every other game this year. Smh why do refs hate us? Lewan isn't on defense lol,Gotta get bigger markets into he playoffs +Harvard professor says there are 'grave concerns' about Donald Trump's mental stability,Don't you know that all of our universities are liberal cesspools +"18 months after I had an idea for a tabletop game, it was awesome to have the prototype in my hands.",Cool another card game! +Who should i swap out for a vlad dracula? This is my lineup,"I think Dracax, might be wrong though!" +"I thought she immediately hired one of the key people behind the DNC primary corruption and called her a good friend? Fuck Hillary, but fuck the DNC more.","Yeah, that's way worse than anything Trump has said or done" +"In the interview on CBC radio it was mentioned not only that the original request came from a woman, but that it was justified by diverse cultural backgrounds in the neighborhood. It might be more to it than mere jealousy.",Yeah but women who have issues with that kind of thing are just internally misogynistic +Trump?,"Also all Trump supporters, Brexit supporters... just one person" +Messi Goal against Espanyol (4-1),Leo with a big Fuck you to those that think Griezmann and Ronaldo are better football players. +"Try playing on a Hapis server, I have a 7 year old i7 with a GTX 670 and I get 70-100fps even in a 2 million stone base",thats because hapis is not procedurally generated and has been optimized +The news is responsible for the feeble minded BLM idiots.,"Pfft yeah, only idiots and sheeple would think black lives matter" +"Even if he's joking, that's an affront to our entire country","And yet, very much like what Hitler did in Germany..." +"Excuse me, but that's tea lizard, not frog!",Sobe it +"To be fair, from what I saw op seemed pretty calm and polite at the start, until the other guy just kept raging out.",You could hear him laughing and smirking at they guy at the start of the video. +What a play by IT and Jae!!,Nah we all know Jae shouldn't have shot that. +Is the second dlc being worked on right now? Just wondering.,"No, they're working on their new Puppy-Killer Simulator." +"Imagine that. C9 getting to major by beating Renegades, CLG, and Vega lol",Stewie with the Meta Strategy +Frozen Snail,is it dead? +Why isn't this at 100%?,45% of those polled are Republicans +"Yup. Either way, I think we can agree that the award and its selection process is a joke.",MLS Soul-less Ginger OTY award could be cool though. +Here are some of my screenshots of the Boss area in Revelations.,The room sort of reminds me of the Oryx bossfight room in Destiny +why do people need a 10h video of a white screen? white images and pausing exist,how else would you be able to tell that 10h have passed since the start of the video +"Why are three continents now almost always open? Lately, three continents has been open almost all the time. One of them is usually populated, one is Hossin, and the last one is barren with the exception of two or maybe three 12-24 fights. It's usually more than enough, by a good margin, to only have two open.",Increased snowman hunting. +In russia Youtube comments you,And changes election results apparently... +Black Crimes Matter!,Your math is racist +Lightbulb,RIP amoled phones +what armor is that??,Chitin +What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious.,I feel like you'd be appreciated in r/antijokes +People in the Top 50 who (in my opinion) are not cheating,Gayzmcgee is not cheating! +"He's always been good enough to get to the playoffs, but never to get a playoff win. He does just enough with the talent around him to keep his job and not much else.",Are you saying he's the Andy Dalton of coaches? +I made an updated compilation of streamers dying in the tourny to gas for anyone interested.,Anyone notice at 3:02 the streamer says no but the song immediately says oh yeah right after +Post Roadblock: End of the Line 2016 Match discussion thread: Kevin Owens (c) vs. Roman Reigns Winner Kevin Owens via DQ Time 23:23,Never saw that one coming +"Wow, an Adam Ellis comic that isn't awful.","Shhhh, let people enjoy things." +Duterte urged to come clean on health after his fentanyl drug use draws concern,So he's an addict. +"I hate to be the odd one out, I really liked Savage. I thought he was a creepy asshole when ever he spoke to them. And boy did he like to manipulate and intimidate the Legends any chance he got. He could have been more dangerous. I think if he'd actually killed one of the team, for example.",He killed Baristagirls Soul Bae +Free weekend? More like disconnect weekend.,well i mean if you let them get all the generators and didnt kill anyone you wouldnt have ruined the new player experience fucking killer mains +Huh?,He met Toby Soprano at the Dan Envelopeman show then watched a live performance by Tedious David. +Well that did not go well.,Her LSU Tigers +30fps,You for got all the genders +"This is why people are in favor of CAHSR and Prop 1A, because this sort of bullshit doesn't happen there.","Yes, I'm sure they'll have incentive to provide great customer service." +Google A.I - Giorgio Cam: Take a picture to make music with the computer.,Fuckin Apple not letting me use this +I thought that had to do with your skills anyway.,"It technically does, it takes 95% by default and Jump Drive Operation reduces it- but you need Jump Drive Operation 5 to train JDC1, so... it's *basically* 71.6%, and if it isn't, get the fuck out of the capital." +When did hipster become a verb?,when people got lazy and decided that it was easier to call people hipsters than actually explain what you find annoying about them. +Tom Mitchell for Pick 14? No way then that we should be forced to cough up Pick 6 for Prestia.,"Out of contract, much smaller bargaining power, and we still got other picks headed our way :)" +Was sort of trying to say how impossible it was to escape him (considering that you didn't have 3 flashes available),Yeah I know m8 was just playing hehe should have put a +"That's it? Anyone with an internet connection that drops occasionally needs to just play with the mess of newbies in unranked, never playing the actually fun part of the game? What did I effing pay for then? When I brought the game this wasn't a problem. Now since the last update I'm being locked out of the game I paid for and was playing quite happily.","Yes unranked is full of noobs, Thats why guys like jhzer (you know him maybe as an world champion) is playing it regularly." +"This is new, what is elo short for?",Electric Light Orchestra +/vp/ has an intelligent discussion,Nebby get back in the bag +"Every time this gets posted somewhere, shills come out of the woodwork to downvote it and cry MUH CONSPIRACY THEORY! But so far *no one* has been able to offer a reasonable explanation as to why a scanned paper document from 1961 would be separated into layers.","Photoshop, can't you read?" +"I wonder... if you went back to the first championship, and just tracked who had the belt from then onwards without resetting for subsequent championships, who would have it now? And if you go back before the merger, and track each of the two belts that existed, I wonder when the match that unified the belts took place... and who has *that* belt?",I'll get on that right away! +Especially since we learned he doesn't really pay taxes...,"and has a long history of lawsuits with new york city ... mostly for racketeering and illegal real estate practices, but that's immaterial because he's a businessman and that's what they do, so we're told, right?" +Because Americans don't want to learn Spanish,Real 'muricans don't want to learn English either. +"Majority of US thinks Electoral College vote should be delayed until Russia claims investigated, poll shows",That's funny because clearly what the majority of Americans think doesn't matter *because* of the electoral college. +As a nonwhite person I am legitimately terrified of the outcome of the 2016 race,Oh shit someone got **TRIGGERED** +"Half your age plus seven is the accepted standard. If you're 19, the most he should be is 24.",Wait... So it's not age divided by 7 + 2? +What trinkets are you tanks running with?,Carrot on a stick +I'm poor as fuck but I still have blinds and a rug in my bathroom. This is why the 1% need more tax breaks.,I mean do you 99%'ers even know how expensive a white rhino rug is? +"The Clinton Foundation has been used as a Clinton slush fund too (e.g. Huma's wages, Sid Blumenthal's wages, Chelsea's wedding).",Isn't it great that we live in a country where we can pour over our candidates foundations and tax returns and decide if they have been honest in their dealings? +Just saw Rogue One so let's talk Star Wars - Who is your favorite Star Wars character and why?,Gandalf +Come on guys.. Taking an Uber is not that hard,Not many people would be willing to give a Seahawk player a ride. +Ja maar bij semi-overheid is er een hoop 'thuiswerk' en een aantal vergaderingen waarbij aanwezigheid op kantoor verplicht is.,Ik stel voor dat alle machinisten en conducteurs van nu af aan gaan thuiswerken. +Store Cat Food vs Homemade,My cat won't really touch fresh meat bet he sure loves potato chips and pancakes. +A cunning plan!,Lmao I was just watching Blackadder reruns last night. +What about dicks the size of large clits? Can they come out?,What about clits the size of small dicks? +In what ways are you the same as your childhood self?,Still ugly :( +Just another incident of art-place violence,Proof that we need to take away gun-rights from all security guards as they can easily have work-place violence like this! +Russischer Botschafter in Ankara bei Angriff verletzt,"Hab irgendwie schon immer erwartet das sowas passieren wird, habe aber mehr mit einer Bombe in Russland gerechnet" +Very really,*Reeeeeally* really? +damn b where my invite??,Are you a girl? +Do you not see that as being *just a little excessive*?,Wait are you saying if someone slaps me I can't obliterate their jaw? +??? cards over or changed in some way? This might have been touched on before but I couldn't find any threads. When you search for ??? cards now in 'all cards' none of the previous ??? cards come up? Any idea if any others have been released with a new search term? or maybe once a card is sold out you have to search for it by character name. I keep searching a few times a day anyway like a knucklehead.,"The cards are in there, but it's looking like Topps forgot to code punctuation as searchable characters in their improved app." +Uhh you are missing the best one other than Mega Man. I forget his name but he was red and had a long blonde pony tail. I think he was in Mega Man X.,"Not sure if you're serious, but this doesn't include anything from the MegaMan X universe..." +May I ask where you got the impression that the majority of the millions of registered users on this site are all helpless teenage boys?,"Yeah, I'm a helpless preteen" +Because it passes from the top to bottom easier due to anal tearing. Just don't fuck someone with the AIDS how hard is that for you people.,I forgot that everyone is open about that information +Brian Hartline Might Have Committed an NCAA Violation by tweeting about practicing with Ohio State,burn it down +"They arent scratching their heads though, thats the issue. The majority have made up their minds on what caused her to lose, and rarely is it looking on themselves/her. I have no doubt the dems could win every election for the foreseeable future if they just reflected on the WHY.","Trump won because everyone ELSE is stupid, right?" +Cyberpunk is making a transition from fiction to fact. I guess you could call it a comeback. Exciting times.,"Yeah, hell, Bladerunner 2049 is practically a documentary." +I seriously doubt the Dallas Cowboys knew that there was a showdown live event on Madden stating that if they got 450 yards by games end we would get 5 Showdown Collectibles. Probably not keeping up with total yards anyway. Just trying to win a football game. Not that they would give a shit anyway. Fuck you Dallas is a bit much don't cha think?? Just my opinion.,"Nah they knew, he did it on purpose" +I read that as tit fight,Close enough. +"So he's draining the sludge and filling it back up with slime. I'm not saying all billionaires are bad people, but when his entire cabinet is made up of them, it's probably not what his supporters had in mind when he conned them into believing he was looking out for the little guy. The Washington insiders were just the guys these billionaires would pay to get their way. All Trump has done is cut out the middleman so his billionaire buddies have an easier time getting what they want.","We can't have successful businessmen and women running a country, no sir!" +Will Otherworld kill classic Terraria?,Guess we'll find out in 2019 when it releases +GW2 reinvented the genre? Yeah no. They literally just made a generic tab targeting open world fantasy mmo. I am not saying its bad but its definitely nothing new.,"If anything, Guild Wars 2 is a jack of all trades but a master of none." +what he means by that is he acts like a rich douchenozzle.,I'd never expect that from someone who drives a Royce in the middle of December during a melt! +WTF is even happening right now,Vietnam flashback +"If DG had won FMVP in 2013 and ended up staying with the spurs for pretty much the rest of his career, they would seriously consider retiring his jersey too, imo.",Downvote away but I think 2013 FMVP went to the right person +Alright so what is 11:11? It's written in grafitti in multiple places where I live,"...The time, 11:11." +Donald Trump surpasses 270 votes in Electoral College to formally win presidency,What a shock +Worse than not getting a bday cake,"Gave me the giggles, was yaya right?" +Why would anybody every pre-order a digital title?,"In this RARE case, it included a free copy of the South Park game Stick of Truth, previously unavailable on PS4." +Not dead yet: Report says number of in-use Galaxy Note7s still vastly exceeds all LG V20s,The bootloops must have killed a lot of V20s. +"Yeah, he was so grounded in reality. Think about that.",He was at least acquainted with reality. +I was just about to say. Socialism isn't something the government implements.,"Don't say that though, that's communism" +My first order of business is blame everything on the guy before me.,I'll ruin you like I ruined this company! +Hillary Clinton has much closer ties to Russia than Trump has. You guys are fucking retarded.,Get out of here with your facts and non-Trump hating contribution! +Russian electrical. Epic fail.,Walk away slowly and blame it on a rodent biting through a cable. +This week will separate a contender from a pretender. Go Gators!,No takebacks! +Citizens Arrest at PSU Students For Trump Rally in Portland,Look at all the nationalities there! +Mk4 Jetta 1.8T - I think I found that metal clunking sound.,AWP or AWD? +"Jesus, that blogger is the quintessential let me speak to your manager type customer.","No way, they're the speak truth to power type." +You are definitely in the minority when it comes to Reddit. That guy is disliked across all sports subs,I like him more than Rome. +"Women ONLY want ONE Type of Man Tall, muscular (preferably white), model face, nice hair and hairline, big dick, extroverted, exciting, high social status, adventurous. With money being a bonus. If u dont have most or all of the above then women DONT WANT YOU. They may however settle for u (If ur rich enough) at 35 when they cant get the guy above (Chad).",Nope. +Radio dispatcher makes last call to honor Chicago Police K-9,"End of watch radio calls always hit like a truck, even for dogs." +"A giant dirigible covered in solar panels(maybe wind turbines). Equipped with an air-water generator, food, and supplies. I would set up supply vessels around the globe(preferably on islands), that when activated would inflate and ascend to a preset altitude for resupply(they would be concealed until triggered). I would try to stay above the oceans and keep a good distance from shore. I would equip the vessel with all manner of communications, maps, instrumentation, and drones for reconnaissance. The dirigible would also be designed and equipped with as much radar avoidance and camouflage technology as possible. I figure I would float around in the clouds sipping whiskey and watching the clouds. I would set up several bases or fallback bol's in case the take the sky from me.","I don't care, I'm still free." +Nothing beats driving around in a fancy car on GTA giving peasants the finger :P,But gta doesn't have cross platform play yet. +"No, that's not how the game works. Racks don't decrease their detonation chance based on the amount of shells. They don't have that information. A rack is full or not, and is a static module. Can you find something to back up your claim?","Had a quick look and couldn't find anything, I may have misinterpreted their wording that less racks is a lower chance of detonation (which is pretty obvious), and they refer to less racks as partial ammo load - so that must be where I got the idea." +"No, Christy and the Libs in this province are trying some sort of weird vote buying. I mean, they could have worked hard at not raiding ICBC and causing repetitive increases, not hiked MSP payments (which go into General revenue anyway) or better yet, gotten rid of MSP altogether. But you know, those things are hard to do.",But then we wouldn't have low taxes +The pistons have 3 championships doing that tho,bandwagon. +"No it wouldn't, just a doubling down on current methods.",You'd have to change which foods you prioritize in agricultural production. +"I got banned a few months ago literally just for commenting that a post wasn't funny. Turns out it was one of the mods who posted it, so insta-ban. Welcome to the club!",Another reactionary anarcho-fascist counterrevolutionary purged +What was your favorite update to a game?,"Princess Lolly in the newer version of Candyland is bangin hot, much more so then the matronly Lolly of my childhood." +"Part of the culture. Not as serious as it sounds, honestly. Directors/producers want to hear reactions, both positive and negative (unlike reddit ;))",You shut your stupid face! +TIL that coconut oil can ease Alzheimer's symptoms in women,"Oh, so I see you're talking to my mother-in-law." +Dalai Lama tells Piers Morgan refugees fleeing Middle East should return home to 'rebuild their own country',So how's that whole Free Tibet thing going? +No I don't hate myself,Self-righteousness ftw! +How do I stop harassment on reddit?,i feel like tumblr would be a better website for you if you are worried about being harassed by others +"13.5 hours into new league, Divination lootbox drops complete Atziri's Disfavour set (10/10 cards)","Dang, and here I thought I was lucky getting a tabulas at level 7 lol" +The red car driver would pay the repair,"Yeah, it sure is justice when you get 2 other people involved (almost 3 with the dashcam driver), just to punish one person." +"Publicly is basically known now as the community discord. It's invite only atm, theres a couple of ways to find your way there if you find the hints... It will be open publicly soonish(tm), at the moments its not for a couple of reasons.",You need a invite link regardless of it being open or invite only. +Most people are cool w/ either/both/all.,Just like with Starbucks a ton of the Merry Christmas people are crazy almost like their trying to force religion on you or something...... +After a nice big slash by Hjalmarsson,Yea that was garbage +"Redditors: I'm in need of a hair cut, how should I get it cut?",Shave it all off like me! +xTrill is still garbage,"Yeah forreal, we should just ban all xTrill users here because they dislike Skrillex" +"Haha called it :) I have a friend like that. And once I think about it, it makes sense to be worried about that :S",I'm glad I'm not the only one! +might overtrain and get too big.,That is a worry :) +You're allowed to miss a day brother,Never! +I refuse to believe that that is real.,Google's crowd-sourced translations are just so accurate ^ +I'm convinced this sub is 75% paid shills and 24% delusional psychos with 1% of people being rational people.,"Yep, even though the election is over, we're all still getting paid by Hillary cause the funding hasn't ran out just yet" +What becomes more fucked up the longer you think about it?,This whole thread sounds like a vsauce video +"Wait, is his code name his superpower mashed up with his real first name? Telekin(etic)-Ian?","Yeah, the other characters point out how lame it is quite a few times." +"Swagbucks, maybe you should have more than two choices here...",I've had a couple that were Are you planning to travel to XXXX Y/N Choose N Next question: When do you plan to go to XXXX? +Sorry if it's too soon but we're all thinking it. Some incredible music coming in 2-3 years.,As if Radiohead music wasn't depressive enough already +"Out late? Get ready to feed meter, Pittsburgh","Might make those cyclists pay for parking as well, Bill." +Dr. Henry Heimlich was a proponent of malariotherapy (deliberately infecting patients with malaria to treat other illnesses).,"Did wonderful with syphilis, before penicillin was created." +"Well, the majority of turkey is Muslim.",Maybe he means the German attack. +About fucking time. What a good relationship we could have. I always respected Russia,Found the KGB Agent +What could hit the fastest man alive is what I want to know.,"if the flash series is to go by, then he was injured by a normal punch of a normal goon." +"This has to be a troll. There is not one verysmart person who doesn't know that the first amendment applies to the government preventing the speech of citizens. That's like, their absolute favorite fact to make it sound like they know constitutional stuff.",it's his first ammendment right to troll +I thought procreating was just putting yourself to the side for your progeny?,"I'm going to be spending the majority of my wealth on other people, but yeah, having kids is sooo selfish." +I need deck help...,[Humor] this isn't funny +Yes you did,citation? +Ahh I didn't realize it was intentional. Sarcasm can be hard to detect in text.,I think if you put this in your text it signifies sarcasm. +"I'm fairly sure it's a one-way thing that they can't reverse, in reality.",So much for gender fluidity +"They're a basic in my opinion, they only get a lot of attention lately and became sort of 'mainstream'. You should buy them anyway if you like them, you can't do anything wrong with Old Skools. Don't worry, in a few months you'll see Tubulars or something similiar instead of Old Skools, they are gone by then","I doubt that they'll be out of style that quickly, they've been in for a long time and many would consider them a timeless classic." +How about almost every single US media outlet?,How about just the news outlets that don't confirm to my world view? +Growing number of Americans are retiring outside the US,"Retired at 55 and can say America is not that great, Union pension was good but had to start collecting social security last year just to live in So Cal." +its zai's fault for showing on the map obviously,It's his fault for not picking MK. +Gear Pack Giveaway!,all in +"FPS drop is insane I understand that every time you go futher you have to render and some. but this going from 50-60 to 0 fps is nuts. and some times is not iven rendering noting, sometime iven entering the base etc. PS: already unistall the game, put everything on low and some.",In my experience its the very dense kelp forest that ruins fps So I moved out of the spawn area into dunes and its just plain cheery +Because higher ranks get rewards?,"I'm sure you play multiple hours a week and commit to this game because you want a border and a victorious skin, it sounds very legit and reasonnable!" +"Anyone know whatever happened to that indie dev that used to post about his frog game? There was an indie dev that used to post Youtube videos of an in-development game where you are a frog and I remember it looked pretty neat. I don't know what made me think about it recently, but I was reminded of it and realized I have not seen any posts in a very long time. I'm assuming the game was canceled, which is a bummer. Does anyone have any info on it?",It's obviously being developed for the switch now +"Aldia's Keep, SotFS Spoliers for those who haven't gotten there yet. Currently in NG+... So in my NG playthrough I didn't even touch most of the Keep because I found it to be a pain in the ass. Just cleared it completely (eariler today) in Scholar... And I have to say, the changes they inplemented are some of the best I've seen. Having to fight red phantoms for the key to all the doors. Getting the ogres to smash any breakable surfaces to get to places. The crowded side room with like...three mimics inside it. Pulling the switch at the end of it to make all the cages drop... It's just... the whole thing was so fun. It's been so long since I got this much enjoyment out of the game. I just came here to gush about the whole thing... I gushed good. Back to work I go.",I think you forgot your +The number of times I've been raped by PL on Arc Warden makes me sad just thinking about it.,I hate to play Arc warden versus ursa... +Stranglethorn tiger (common) seemed to work out well for Trump in his f2p. Not a bad five-drop but does not stack up to the drake.,"As the president elect, how on earth does he have so much time to theorycraft hearthstone?" +"Also, it was Minnesota homecoming and they had a Klan float.",You've got that wrong.... The Klan is only in the South! +That Faraday! Insanely clean! awesome switch from the all red cars.,"Minimalist, i love it." +"ZZZZZZZZZZZ....... U Make no sense. 3 or for negative comments do not I dicta all over the board. If they all have a common thread, they are actually cohesive. You however are one of those lame feminists that try to use tactics like mental stability in order to undermine a person whose opinion you don't like. We all know feminists suffer from borderline personality disorder. This is why you attack with no provocation. Now fuckoff tosser. Few in the movement would ever agree with you.","Yeah, you seem mentally stable." +You write that as though von Braun (sp?) was conducting torture experiments to develop rockets.,"Of course he wasn't, he was merelly using slave labourers and working them to death in order to advance his rocket program...." +Whoever is playing Widow in the video seems pretty skilled to me.,I think it was +Ill be expecting my Escape From NY gear in the future then,That'll be in the Escape from Ala Mhigo patch we inevitably get. +FUCK FREESYNC BRO. GREEN IS THE ONLY THING TO BE.,Downvoted unless you forgot the +Christmas time in Washington. Growing up in Deanwood I felt it painted a wholly unrealistic picture of the city.,But Washington is america's hometown +"What was your biggest regret this year? Any missed opportunites? Draft regrets? Benched players? I'll start. I'm in the champ game, but I really should have put the pressure on to obtain an elite running back via a trade. Not pursuing David johnson, zeke, and leveon harder may come back to bite me, and I won some matchups narrowly with rb2s in my rb1, rb2, and flex spots and im currently sitting on a wealth of talent.",Takin Gurley round 1 instead of Zeke. +Tristam & Braken??,I would love that... but their 4th collab seems very difficult atm. +Choice Band Wild Charge can't even break Chansey lol,He can with the power of his heart. +Chip Kelly: Christian Ponder promotion based on practice,"I call bs, Chip clearly has a bet going on in Vegas where Blaine plays 5 games, Kap plays 9 games, and Ponder plays 2." +Color me spooked,That's racist +make believe oppression? wow you are in some serious denial or are incredibly stupid. Maybe theres a double standard because white men have been oppressing pretty much everyone besides themselves for the majority of human existence?,Here you dropped this. +"Cut it out OP, we all know this is your Christmas list","Yeah nice handwriting, OP" +Update 0.5.16 is December 21st for NA! Just in time for the holidays!,What about EU servers? +And protesting the Democratic convention did a world of good?,Nominating Hillary sure did a lot of good. +"Vader's servant on Mustafar, Vanee.",That's definitely Snoke. +This was me ten years ago... and still is now.,I hope your handwriting has improved. +"Oh? I didnt know it was a child subreddit :D, I gues x2 challenger and x6 diamond 3+ is autistic. Thank you for telling me that ill just show my self out.",B-but hes toxic so he must be bad right? +unlocked orientation is the bane of my existence,I use Tasker to enable it for certain applications. +"When they insult people like me for not agreeing with them? People like me who paid for my entire undergraduate and professional education myself? When they hate and mock my chosen career path (M&A) because I'm supposedly just another white collar devil who only wants money and doesn't know what's really important? That doesn't bother me, that makes me laugh.",yeah that's certainly the vibe you're giving off here +South-east Queensland hailstorm hotspots revealed,"Dr Soderholm is obviously a fraud, since we all know that every single storm in SEQ contains EXTREMELY DANGEROUS SUPERCELLS, MASSIVE HAIL and at least one ROTATING VORTEX." +Wait a minute.....,When you have MPD. +"TIL in Germany when people die instead of buying a burial plot, many choose to lease them instead for 20 to 30 years. After the lease is up, the body is exhumed and cremated to make room for a new deceased individual. They do this to combat overcrowding in cemeteries.",Too soon +"I just got on a plan through work that is about 82 dollars out of pocket a month for dental, vision, and normal health insurance. AFAIK, the whole company got the same rates offered recently when we as a company started a new benefits plan. What I don't know, obviously, is if older folks got their rates subsidized. I did not, and I am a perfectly healthy, 28yo male with no history of emergencies.","That's good, most places dont' offer dental/vision IIRC." +Or they still work at CIG and Dereks claims are false.,"Or they are now so rich, they don't need to look for other work" +"If I get 100 upvotes, I'll buy everyone who upvotes a copy of Sun and Moon I'm rich and bored. Make me proud Reddit! Leave a comment below after upvoting so I know to message you to send a copy.",hey +Jose Bautista visits young fans at Sick Kids in Toronto,Confirmed:signing back in Toronto 3/$60. +"Agreed, it's a nice sentiment, but bringing someone with a drug or mental problem into your home and then going to sleep is a big risk to take. I hear stories about people giving food or money to the homeless, or charities that try to help them get back on their feet, but I haven't heard any from people that let them crash at their place.",TIL all homeless people have a drug or mental problem... no wonder they're homeless! +Obama and Clinton Founded ISIS,but..but..ISIS are Muslims...Muslims are terrorists not the US government... +what the fuck is this?,"Nightmare Marionette, duhhh" +I remember in an interview he said that his mom's a Dallas fan so he probably got it from her. Bandwagon nonetheless.,If his mom is a Dallas fan that's not really a bandwagon then... +"I'm sure it's a coincidence that a *muslim* terrorist decided to mow down some *christian* germans in a *Christmas* market because of some unknown underlying cause. Surely, the people of Reddit don't think he acted based on his religion?",Well Merkel wants to ban the burqa so that will probably stop all the refugee attacks in Germany. +"You guys complain about iFunny and 9GAG memes, but this kid in my class is using Google images",looks like middleschool +Heard a fan call in with new nickname for Melo,that's funny +jungle main playing ADC xd source: i am jg main,But look at rush he's so good at ADC +"Millions of voices will cry out in terror on the day episode 8 is released and Snoke is revealed to be, an entirely new character named Snoke.",No he is Jar Jar you autist +What are other examples?,Neville +Just looking at that makes me feel sorry for the poor production assistant who had to spend all that time arranging the medals so that they'd fall flat and nicely distributed.,That's props job or the art department (worked on sets) +insert unoriginal comment about acc here,insert edgy joke to reinforce parent post +Uber's self-driving cars labelled 'not ready for streets' after they are found to cut across cycle lanes,I don't believe anyone could have predicted that. +"Google, please kill the horrible ongoing casting notification for all devices on the network","I live in a Dorm, Paul I don't know you, or your Chromecast, but god damn man, do you watch some weird porn." +"A list of good GTA 5 youtubers. What do you think it is, kid?","I dunno, let me check them out and I'll let you know what I think in the comments." +"Ironically, I was just reading the previous t_d post about the houston charity on subredditdrama before I saw this.","Wait I missed this, link?" +The only thing I actually want in this update The freaking accessory that lets you use magic without killing yourself and the entire party. Holy crap using magic is so annoying at the moment and kills it for me. Anyone agree? And if not do anyone know of a way to use magic without crippling yourself? Because the idiot AI teammates never move out of the way or walks right into it,Yeah the game would be way better if you could just spam magic spells for 9999 damage per hit all the time. +What happened to that guy having lunch with Jameis?,I bet he ordered the crab +FAKE! Inside The Terrifying Trillion Dollar Bootleg Industry,"Gotta give it to them, ISIS make pretty good reps tbh" +WOW! I did not know about this hadith. Quite clear isn't it. Deceptive coward shits.,Well how else were they supposed to avenge the prophet (pbuh)? +"It's because were old. Once you hit 25, MTV sorta fades away. I haven't watched since Rob and Big was taken off the air.",Goddamn the first few seasons of Rob and Big were so good +"Clash Royale music starts playing in the background when the app is not being used in Android Hi, have some of you also experienced that the Clash Royale background music starts playing without using the app or even when the phone is blocked? I've been experiencing this glitch since the last patch and it bothers me because it happened once at night and I woke up to the tune. How can I report this to supercell?",Guys this only happens if you use overlevelled RG... it was a test from Supercell. +I successfully opened up a box of Mac & Cheese,Scissors were not used in the making of this film +"With out naming the show, what is one quote that you think everyone could identify?",Bird up +Monsters!,"there ought to be safe surrender sites for uneaten burritos, you know, for the homeless and hungry unemployed folks." +Who else was impressed by the FPS when it turned slow motion?!,What were the odds that an expensive high speed camera would be at the right place at the right time? +"Yeah, I'd agree with that. I'll not entirely sure what the Rockshop kind of person even is though - rich metalhead?","I see them more as the elitist indie types, the type who think they're hot shit cause they listened to this one Darkthrone album" +127 seems random,Maybe 3^5 has a hidden meaning +Official called the technical foul because he thought Demarcus threw the mouth piece into the stands.,this make a lot more sense in regards to how it could get rescinded +"Which, thankfully, has plenty of exciting uses if we could find a more efficient way to produce antimatter.",Photon Torpedoes. +How many times have people on the left called ukip extremists? Should they go to court too? I don't know HNH so cannot comment however far left groups aren't immune from extremists behaviour.,"Oh that's okay though you see, we're allowed to say that because we're right." +"The heads of Mary and Joseph are the snouts of the two TRexes and their clasped hands are the lower jaws. Does that help? It's not necessarily supposed to be funny, just an illustration of how people see things differently depending on their beliefs.",Oh my god now I get it thank you +How much money would I need to spend to mitigate that grind?,All of it +"I would actually buy the Zeus if my knife took priority over it when switching weapons Anyone else? Seriously, its the only thing stopping me from buying it, its so annoying when you buy a Zeus and you want to swap to your knife for the extra movement speed, but youve got to swap off your Zeus also.",the technology just isnt there yet +Gender studies,Higher Education +Il Corriere ha pubblicato una galleria con 109 foto su Diletta Leotta in tubino nero e tacco 12.,Tirano piu' 109 foto ... +This is so old dude. Why are you posting it again?,lol cus I just found it +What a terrible advise. Not all MIL are out there to get you. If that is your experience it might be you that everyone apperantly hates enough to want to ruin stuff you do. Assholes always think the World is full of assholes.,Dont be ridiculous *all* MILs are she-demons directly decended from Lucifer +Actor gets probation term over prop pellet gun used in film,Just a few more 'common sense' gun restrictions is all they want. +Well don't bother then. It's probably a shit fucking story anyway. Also Krampus ISN'T FUCKING CANON. YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE SHIT UP.,Forgot the +What if Sightstone gave increased exp for killing wards? I was really excited when riot added the exp for killing wards but since then I have been really aware of how few wards I actually get to kill. Usually whoever is near or with me takes the last hiti. So what if sightstone was what gave the exp or at least increased it? Or maybe even gave a little exp when you ward and some when your wards expire? Just spitballing. These probably won't work but whatevs,but Lux support can just kill the enemy champions and get more exp so it won't change any thing +Sometimes the simplest gifts are the best,"Whoever gave this was a cheap, re-gifting bastard" +Irgendjemand hier hats vorhergesagt.,DER ANSCHLAG IST DEUTSCHLANDS HOLOCAUST! +Amazing Zelda Cosplay,Where's the green suit though? +Looks like AJ missed on the spinning backhand?,Of course the jobber botched it. +"My cousin's husband is a prison warden in England, he's been physically assaulted a few times by prisoners and the govt has severely cut pensions while increasing retirement age, now how do you expect to attract and retain intelligent and competent people under these conditions?",You privatise the industry +I have a larger vitola I picked up about 6wks ago. Haven't burnt it yet tho. B&M had a full box,Enjoy. +Prepare to receive 4 reports from your team,Wait you can give out a report for each Meepo clone you have? +"More readily abused, perhaps. But I expect that Westminster would find a way, they've managed it in the past with all sorts of things they consider unsavoury. Freezing Icelandic assets under terrorism legislation, for example.",Doesn't that suggest that maybe EU oversight is an important feature then? +its lit,"It wasn't uploaded yet, was it?" +"This year, we bought a 20ft Christmas tree and cut it in half, so that it looks like it goes through the roof.",How did you get it home? +"For the first time in 37 years, it has snowed in the Sahara",and they say global warming is real. +Tameside - Has 'tourist attractions'... Apparently.,You mean to say that Ashton market isn't national heritage? +"For the first time in 37 years, it has snowed in the Sahara","You see, climate change isn't real!" +"Can you imagine the turbojooden abolishing names for the goyim somewhere waaaay down the line? Everyone shall have a number instead of a name, in order to avoid prejudice and ethnic-biases. Holy fuck I can totally see it happening.","Combine that with micro-chipped hands, who needs borders!" +Germans are now building WALLS around their Christmas Markets. Can't make this shit up.,Hey guys walls dont work +"WARNING RIGHT MOTOR MAY BE TOO WEAK TO HANDLE [FAP.EXE], ARE YOU SURE YOU WISH TO CONTINUE?","FIX DETECTED, APPLYING LEFTHANDISMAIN.SH &nbsp; SHOWING DETAILS OF PROGRAM... &nbsp; if varLeftHandIsMain=true then run fap.exe else make varLeftHandIsMain=true" +"For the first time in 37 years, it has snowed in the Sahara",*cough* global warming *cough* +"Nothing is wrong with it, the joke is that it's not very descriptive because who doesn't love to travel if/when they can?","I actually don't due to anxiety issues, but I know that's the minority :P also it really helps my dating potential to mention that" +Those who gotten the EW through this challenge should not be able to join again imo,Communist. +"Reddit, where the bad parts of any movement never represent the movement and only moderates represent it correctly. Just because you prefer the moderates over the crazies doesn't mean that they repersent the group more than the crazies do.","Except for white men, because not all men are like that." +"For the first time in 37 years, it has snowed in the Sahara",Global warming confirmed hoax. +The NFL Standings Are Lying to You,We're good. +"TBH, I just picked Roy because the name was mundane to me, and thought of random things that sounded vaguely like things I've been told.",#Casual! +Amazing Zelda Cosplay,I think you mean a great Link costume. +What thing that people love is basically just a rip-off?,Guess I should've used +60 lumen rear light? What for? The rear light is only to be seen not to light up the road.,He likes to ride his fixie backwards? +i was also thinking that but then like u said maybe they felt like they needed a winning driver,Like Front Row? +"Sherman has PTSD from losing the Suoer Bowl, it was like a flash back for him. It's sad that he can't let it go, it's also a big reason why he's so competitive and good at sport.",I wish ptsd flashbacks made me good at sport too. +"The reason the current Hillary vs Trump thing interests me so much is because we're going through this. I was a first time voter, and a choice had to be made even if nobody appealed to me. There was only one factor, the deciding factor. We had let our Hillary rule for 10 years, shit had gone out of hand with all the nepotism and the corruption, so I helped vote in a charismatic version of Trump, who was going to make India great again (acche din aane waale hain!). Then he put these people in charge and fucked off to make India great again. And then shit went sideways in the most colossal way. And there is nothing we can do but wait for 3 more years, faced with the exact same choice again. Somebody shoot me already.","And you just know he will be elected again because we Indians don't think in terms of common welfare but religious sentiments, most people are still so willingly blind to Modi's shortcomings it's a bit surprising." +6.5 GB File of Kanye discography I'm trying to share (Including RARE tracks),Please do Google Drive +The Definitive version...,*We didn't get paid at all by Sony to write this article. +"America in practice as a open-borders global propositional country is a recent phenomenon born out of the cultural revolution of the mid-20th century. Our current state is a reflection of its failure to build a coherent, healthy society.","yeah, 19th century colonialism has nothing to do with modern terrorism at all, and terrorism is actually ruining the entire world and not less likely to impact you personally than lightning strikes are, and everything was perfect when america used to be a non-global country with no immigrants whatsoever, right after all of the Native Americans mysteriously vanished" +"I drive 60-80 mph staying in a narrow lane on the freeway, but I would be terrified driving on a bridge that narrow without any railings.",Only pussies keep it under 90 +"Minimalist hoodie embroidering/print ideas? I own 5 gildan hoodies (black-pink-grey-sand-olive) and I was looking into some designs to make them more unique, nothing big/flashy",Box logo +Didn't ronaldo do that once.,That's how Cristiano Junior was born. +When will I get a Legendary Chest in the shop for ARENA 6 Hi so I'm desperate to get a legendary chest when do they appear in the shop in arena 6 thanks,I don't think they start in the shop till A7 +"In a direct snap to a RB, is the RB then considered a QB? Would the rules to protect QBs apply? Title.",Depends if the player is black +Bitch give me a food,Is funny because bad grammar and they fucking curse. +That's what the change to core is suppose to do. Shaddoll fusion to foolish core and any other shaddoll.,"Yes, because an unsearchable continuous trap-monster is more than enough to fix the problem." +I just learned front-end rounding. 1.99999999 became 1 not 2,"That way works great if you're budgeting how much money you'll have left over after expenses, not so much for most other things." +*Should always go face,But what if I need to kill a magma ranger and don't want to take 5 to face? +Giant Rats Eat Baby Alive While Mom Left Her Alone To Go Drinking,What sub am I in? +EU agrees on tougher gun laws amid increased terror threat,"Because when you are worried that terrorists and criminals will use guns to attack your citizenry, the logical response is to prevent said citizenry from protecting itself with guns." +You've got it backwards. Privilege is knowing that you are equal. Everyone is equal in the USA. Some people just can't seem to figure out how to be equal. That's not white people's fault.,And saying you're an NFL playing is just a matter of clapping your hands and believing that you are an NFL player. +merry christmas dudes but 5 days early idk,0/10 no Minireena 2 and Yenndo +"Obviously nothing that would force him onto IR but he has been nicked up multiple times this year that has forced him to miss practices/games. Mostly ankle and I think a wrist injury, I don't remember exactly. Either way its tough to label bust on a 21 year old drafted in the 1st round after just 1 year. Lots of room and time to grow physically and mentally.","nope he's had his chance, he's done forever" +What are the funniest Alex19 VODs?,Ceo 2016 chu vs alex19 :) +WYR gain 20 IQ points but never be happy or lose 10 IQ points but never be depressed?,204 minus ten is still 199... I think my IQ is high enough that I won't suffer much. +"My bad, I conked out for the night. The control feature didn't work, so we're back at square one. Sorry, dude.","No problem man, thanks anyways." +"Watched ANH when I came back from my second viewing. Alderaan's destruction is much more impactful now. Who am I kidding, the whole film is just made that much better from Rogue One!","Now, if only Lucas would re-do ANH with CGI to make it more Rouge One like with the planet destruction." +"Funny thing is, Detroit has had black mayors since 1974. That's 40 plus years, and you can't ignore the corruption and blame it on Whitey.","Sure you can, don't you know that everything wrong is because of whitey?" +This meme needs to stop. A republic is just a type of democracy.,You don't know what a republic is if you think this +DrDisRespect 1v5 clutch.,Sorry +Here is another example of how mind boggling Gretzky's point scoring ability was.,"Well really, he was two months from being 29, while those other guys just had their birthdays making them look older!" +"Yeah, let's drop our best player this season...",Hey it worked with Willian? +This Jagr kid could end up being pretty good.,He might even be the next Gretzky +What a great way to deconstruct an argument. Give this man an award.,"I do like the Self preservation touch there, classy, lol!" +"Yeah, I was surprised komala didn't get an evo. But if the theories are right and the log is the pokemon, and the koala is just a koala, then it makes sense",Because a log would be called Komala. +Ya. As if Christians invented the rainbow. Lol,"Well, technically, God *did* create the rainbow..." +"Finding players based on jersey number? Does anyone know a good way to find all current players by kit number? I see all these SBC's are based on kit numbers, and I wanna see who they might do tomorrow or the next day. However, all the phrases I have tried googling just give me the most famous players to wear certain numbers, not a current list. Anyone know a good way of searching it?",Just search possible futmas on this subreddit and you'll find it +Lol @ Drew's voice goin up 3 octaves talking about Hitchcock saying there's 20 other guys in the league as fast as McDavid. Dude cant believe it at all.,"But remember , Drew hates the Oilers" +Petition to nerf the Clever Dragon due to its unbalanced power.,"'it killed me, it must be nerfed immediately'" +I assume he will tell us when it is fully stable (well as can be...)?,"No, I think he would silently release a stable jailbreak and not tell anyone." +Yeah they should be the same but even I've noticed a difference in Bluetooth volume between an iPhone 7 and my S7 edge. Both maxed out. Luckily my S7 edge is still loud enough for me that it isn't a problem,Huh... interesting. +"Yeah. The moderator over at GC debates QT even came out and said it's super incredibly racist to co-opt any other culture when describing trans people. I asked her if this was just to shore up her argument that trans people are a new and western phenomena (since trans people in other countries and in history are COINING). Wonder why I got shadowbanned, right?","if you can't fight, suppress!" +Doesn't work if you type Aman. Only Amen.,And they're missing the other part of the instructions where they have to also type SHARE. +"But, should I keep saving my showdown badges to get Kuechly? I have 80 now.","Nah, you have a good chance of getting him in the showdown bonanza set ^^^" +Frivolous. Drop the act and find a path to peace already. Is Congress full of kids?,Maybe the chef was one of the hackers! +They shouldn't be on the internet,*notes old tag* your opinion is INVALID. +Probably all the female ones,Female orgasms are a myth anyway +You missed the start where the guy holding the ladder. Isn't just holding it. He's support leg number 4 as the ladder only has 3 points of contact. He gets struck by the falling chandelier and reflexively let's go. Then grabs back on too late.,I thought the rule was to always have three points of contact when using a ladder? +Poll: 62 percent of Democrats and independents don't want Clinton to run again,"Well, color me surprised." +Big Giant Titties,Title game on point. +All I want for Christmas is for this old racist piece of shit to die.,Makes you so much better then her.. +ITT: People have no idea how the legal system works and just blame the police for shit that isn't under LE purview.,It's your fault this all happened y'know! +"Uh, even homeless people get free phones where I live. Try having a job without a phone. Now, how are you going to get that call-back on an interview without a phone exactly?",Poor people don't deserve jobs +Growing list of post-election 'hate crimes' turn out to be hoaxes,"NOO WAYYY This is unbelivable, what a surprise..." +Chance The Rapper & Jeremih - Merry Christmas Lil Mama,JUST FINISHED A FUCKIN ESSAY AND STUDYING FOR A TEST I NEED TO SLEEP FUCK ME +It is a shame that whistling has gone. I used to enjoy whistling at girls before it became 'sexist',Ah yeah the good old days when cat calling was okay huh +I'm going to assume he means medium rare with a nice char from the grill because thats delicious.,"Nah man, a well done shoe leather steak with a ketchup drizzle is the BEST" +I just faced a pretty good UB draw-go control deck yesterday. So point is moot.,"I saw snow yesterday, therefore global warming isn't real." +"Unless you like your hearing intact, at least.",Party pooper +She does look like the type of person who would introduce a setback even for her own family just for the sake of fun and to make things a little bit more interesting.,Same vibes as Rindou from Shokugeki no Soma +What Canadian police deal with in Winter.,But shouldn't they be arresting people for taking marijuanas? +"Ah, the ol But X religion is just as bad islamic defense.",cue atheists who are WORSE than the people they shit on +"That is what everybody writes in here, when they need a 'different opinion' : Master of Puppets is so underrated Am I the only one who loves Ride the lightning",Because Hate Train is as popular as Master of Puppets or Ride the Lightning +They did say Uber hadn't obtained the permit as 20 other manufacturers have. Doesn't this article focus on how Uber tried to sneak past the regulations that other manufacturers follow?,Uber isn't a manufacturer though... +Last Minute Accounting (S06E17 - Red Sleigh Down),I'M BAAAAAAAACK! +"Men, what are some of your favorite old television shows?",A little disappointed in the lack of mention of Lucas McCain from The Rifleman +"Going from damn I suck, to holy shit I'm a god in two seconds",The moment you toggle +"Wow, is that Groot?",Treebeard +Lmfao this guy is such a clown... I feel so bad for the people over there... no way America would ever let a guy this clownish in to power...,You forgot +Nah Huni is overrated af,Yea that SKT huni guy sucks! +"WTW for something, usually a plan or proposal, that's acceptable to all parties involved? Example: Person 1 - I want tacos! Person 2 - As long as it's cheap, I'm okay. Person 3 - I love fast food - just not Taco Bell. Person 4. Hmm, well it seems like Taco Bueno is the most ____ option.",Concurrence +But why sudo though? It's just a package that allows admins to distribute certain administrative tasks to system users. On my systems I don't even have sudo installed because I don't need it.,It's a meme you dip +"LPT: Check your doorbell once a month. We had a parcel left at our door, that was stolen while we were home. The company said that they rang the bell and then left the parcel on the doorstep. Didn't believe them. A replacement was sent and I watched the tracking like a hawk, even paid for a push notification service. I'm home and my phone lights up; rang doorbell, parcel delivered. Not again! I race outside, and here's my parcel sitting on the front step, against the do not leave authority. For some reason I turned and rang the doorbell. Nothing. Who knows how long the batteries were dead.",I don't have a doorbell...going to order one on amazon...but not sure what to do next +"e cetatean roman, nascuta in romania ? ce te freaca ??","Bai desteptule, intelege si tu, si ceilalti agarici care o tin cu PC-ul in ultimele zile, ca problema nu e numele doamnei ci ipocrizia PSD in numirea doamnei." +tell that to the guy who stitches leather steering wheels on Lamborghinis.,"Yeah, because the global economy can be totally supported by a few artisans who hand-produce certain exclusive products." +Why is using a new weapon that has fewer unintended casualties a bad thing? Would you prefer it if Obama carpet bombed a city instead of using the better weapon? Do you blame Bush for using more F-117 strikes than any of his predecessors? A drone is just a different label for a bomb. Remote controlled guided bombs have been in use since World War 2. Who ordered more bomb strikes. Bush or Obama? Who had more unintended casualties Bush or Obama?,He needs at least two unnecessary ground wars to be a good president +"Oh, I see! The scale is definitely not my best friend, but I'm going to keep doing my best. Thanks for the tips :)",Sorry I wasn't much help! +Valuable drop 132 coins. You broke mate?,"Nah, just want my chat to get filled so it feels like people are talking to me.. :(" +The real business experts are actually working.,Because business experts are only operating in the american timezone. +You can't call me at all hours of the night and expect an immediate answer. I'm a person with a life too.,You're just a lazy millennial who doesn't want to make partner. +he had nothing to do with this.,Your right ... The stated intent of lowering corporate income tax drastically I'm sure had no effect on a business decision to move a plant due to taxes and tariffs +Another one of my moms bright ideas: one day she got sick of my younger two siblings yelling at each other so she told them they could fight but they had to sing their words... It ended pretty quickly. My future kids will love this.,Rap battle! +Well Hillary is a monster so...,So let's give this country to the Russians! +"RN3P unlock issue Hi there, today I unlocked my device in the following way, despite the problem was that when I finished my phone still locked. :( 1) Installed with fastboot EDL, the global dev. 2) unlock with the official tool 3) installed with edl the global stable. 4) fastboot oem device inform that the device still unlock. what I have to change?. I was not able to install via updater, the package wasn't recognized. thanks ps: already read the wiki without find this answer","Installing stock roms with edl mode relocks bootloader, iirc." +"Legendary. 1 mana 0/3, at the end of your turn pick a flower. Flower: 0 mana spell, gain 1 extra mana this turn.",What could go wrong with being able to collect coins off of a 1 mana drop? +2012 I don't even have to say why,You are saying all movies from 2012? +That's what happens when you put money into your ad campaign.,"Hey, Trump is maybe just trying to save some money." +Angie bouncing GIF,Well counting the pixels was sure fun. +"If the biggest enemies of our country want to help us out, than why should we not take their helping hand? LOL. Le Pen probably also prefers checkers to chess, and would rather his IQ score stay private.","If France doesn't want Russian banks lending them money, then maybe French banks should lend them money instead?" +"But if you already know Pascal's triangle, you can calculate the total number of reps in 2 seconds.","Except it took you 4 or 5 pages so, no, that doesn't exactly fall within the 2 seconds boundary." +"Team tattoos are generally risky: Braulio runs a great school, so hopefully you'll be there for the duration. But kudos on the Bosch print in the background, magnificent painting. :)",Stop being so damn positive all the time and finding the good in any situation! +Forest Whitaker is playing his Rogue One character in Star Wars Rebels,Can't wait for the Bookali origin story. +Faker with the cluth on Yasuo feat. the Raid Boss,I think tanks need more shields. +"I'm confused, wouldn't it still have been more effective to shoot the ult at poppy and separate even more distance? Also possibly netting graves the kill.",I think the poppy Q would have killed him if he ulted the other way. +"Did anyone notice this guy drop his gun, pick it up, and continue to aim it at Tobin?",Interesting discovery! +I had a dream last night that this game went to triple overtime. It ended with us sending out a bunch of kids in karate outfits and a young Ralph Macchio threw the game winning touchdown to William Zabka. Not really sure what that means in regards to today's game but nevertheless RISE THE FUCK UP,Man all I dreamed about was my restaurant job and my office job merging together into one confusing narrative. +Yep. I want out of Syria. I voted for Obama because he promised no more stupid middle eastern wars and he's been busy helping fuck up Syria for the last 5 years.,I voted 3rd party in 08 and 12 and am voting for trump because I can't take 4 more years of hope and change +"Whoa whoa whoa, just cause we had months to edge factions and get engrams doesn't mean that we were prepared. All that preparedness got 10LLs at the most.","There are people that had a few thousand motes, 30-40 100 stacks of heavy and 50-100 exotics... it got them way more than 10 light levels." +This is why I hate America (as an American),Anti-white discrimination right here! +Sexy bikini sleeves,"Concise title, A+ effort OP." +Lincoln was a liberal,And an extreme racist by today's standards +Air assault. Bear assault. Parasol. Aerosol. Air saw. Air saw. Air saw.,Table salt. +Such a bizarre choice from a company that typically focuses on usability and design above everything else.,You dropped this +Its like people have never heard the song,OMG they must be foreigners! +lol why did people downvote this.,"Dunno, maybe jaded NMS kiddie widdies" +"Dice needs to nerf the aa range more, this is ridiculous, I mean if they used it against you, they could've scratched you :(",And it's so rewarding to just sit back in the base using the AA. +"In case anyone was interested, The Peppers are #32 top artists of 2016",Suck it Michael Jackson +"Is NFS Undercover still played? Hi All, I used to love UG, UG-2, MW and Undercover back in the days, played a lot. I just saw Undercover is available on Steam at a very decent price. Planning to buy it. Does anybody play Undercover still? On PC? Curious to know...","It's gabage, don't buy it." +Imma just leave this here. This was from 8 years ago. Still cracks me up to this day!,Song? +"For those interested, I give you the ND hardtop",from that angle looks very similar to the z3 hardtop +Got to be a responsible human being. I dont like wearing condoms it doesn't feel good so lets have 6 kids and the government can take care of them.,So says the responsible human being... +Serious,Seriously ? +"Agreed, that is actually what I meant to say -- I just get so full of rage when I think of Len and Mike! It leaves me just... lost for words, words that aren't angry and full of hate. LOL they put hate in my heart! I meant to say he made it about him. Poor me, I'm such a good guy that feels something. I was doing right by teresa & I'm not at all the monster I appear to be in this email where I say this family is worthless and needs to be discarded. Put them where they belong with the devil.","Oh trust me I know the feeling, lol Yep the Avery's are bad and the towns people we speak of are good!" +"Good protect the environment, no need to destroy the arctic to subsidize a few people living in remote areas","Ya, they should all pack up their culture and lives and move to Ontario with everyone else!" +"Ordered two ASR 1001-X, IP Advanced Services and IPSEC license... Should be good to go!",Just don't expect SNMP stats on port-channel sub-interfaces if you use those. +"Money must be collected if we are serious about society where people are willing to contribute generously to common good Irish Times, you have turned to absolute shit.",Almost like it's an opinion piece +The horror that is the sticker on my TH-X00,Does it cause an imbalance between L and R? +What is the movie?,spirited away +"PSA: Bio-Neural Warhead I've seen many people ask how to make this item work, it's not fireable on console like a normal torpedo. There are a few steps you will need to take. Equip a torpedo like the Vaarwauur Cluster Torpedo. This will give you a power on your ability tray you can slot. It will appear via holding down LB (left-bumper) where most of your consoles and 'clickables' are. Set it as your active ability, so when you hit LB it will activate. Confirm it shows up. Go back to your ship inventory. Equip the Bio-Neural Warhead in this weapon slot. You will now have a Bio-Neural Warhead that can be fired. Be warned, if you remove it from the primary slot for LB, it will not work properly. This works for any items with the same issues. Cheers","How to use a bio-neural warhead: Don't, because of the ethical ramifications of sending a sapient intelligence (artificial or not) to its death." +"This seems like the safest bet, thanks!","Cool, that'll be 1% of the principal balance for the advice" +The homelessness epidemic in Pokeworld is off the fucking charts.,That's socialism +"OT: As a German, the name confuses me to no end. What is it supposed to mean? Translatet from German to English it means, that some tigers laid down their work and began to walk in a circle with some transparents with the demand of a union.","Right, no one has ever made a brand name based on a mash of two languages for the fun of the name." +Which everyday appliance would you least like to become sentient?,Automatic doors would be kind of funny +Or you can only blow smoke towards the inside of the building,Or you can only smoke with your left hand. +Ha! For once we're the ones fixing Germany's shit!,"Well, it's not the first time you guys have helped Germany :)" +Sure you did,You're right I lied I just wanted to tell a story on Reddit and farm that sweet karma and get all this attention +"From your comment history it shows you like to to tell suicidal people to kill themselves, fat shame, and be an overall dick so it just shows there's no point in arguing with an all out piece of shit.",Shutup bitch +Ad homoniem bro,Up-bro for you +"Martin Shkreli, wearing a Pepe meme pin on his shirt, says 'Of Course' he'd raise the drug price again as a strategy",But Trump is totally gonna put a stop to dishonest profits for business +I'm gonna go against the grain and say PIV /w rubber is nicer. The intimacy of sex is more than half the enjoyment.,lol fag +Russian guy gets high and breaks into an airport,"Remember, no Russian" +Russian guy gets high and breaks into an airport,Fake its not recorded on a dash cam +"NXT is the definition of aimless. I stopped watching other than the ppv's recently and it's made me realize how boring the products been the last year. Nakamura vs Joe has been the program for the last half year nearly with no other drive then muh championship meanwhile Aries(best ROH heel recently), Roode (best TNA champ) , Itami (got injured but they didn't have plans) just wait till one gets called up to fill their boring paced feuds. I also find it funny that Andre Giant memorial gets slammed for being pointless meanwhile Dusty Classic doesn't seem very directional either. Sanity seemed hot fire but have cooled off. The women's division is literally Asuka vs not gonna win woman. To the point they brought in Mickie James with 0 build up. It's all so boring, you can build slow and keep product interesting look at NJPW or Smackdown.",NXT is better than the main roster because has indy wrestlers who I pretended to know about before they were in WWE. +W-what just happened? Where am I? I don't understand.,"first gif was shared alot because people thought it was just funny, but the linkname got stuck in some peoples head Nippy Kind Langur and then this guy followed the only right way not to anger the meme gods and said exactly that on a broadcast the really funny thing is that gyfcat created a link with this exact name to make the meme perfect" +"Nova Scotians need $19/hour to keep heads above water, report says",We're getting along just fine on 11 dollars in Manitoba working two jobs +The money will come from the tax cuts duh,And direct subsidies to corporations +Nyquists one of the players I see most gliding around but he sometimes actually skates to force turnovers.,But he made that one play where he skated around for 30 seconds and scored! +"You cant uprez shitty writing, so who cares",Mst3k slash rifftrax slash fanedits slash overdubs and remixes in 40 years a la kung pow: enter the fist or most extreme challenge. +I like that,I **appreciate** that. +All blood elf healers have interrupt :),Not a ranged one +Wrong gas in my tesla?,Hah +Bowie does star man live on the moon,Is that a rip off of starboy? +Paul Kinzer finalized deal for Encarnacion while on rides at Six Flags while Chris Antonetti closed deal while at Nutcracker w family,I thought you weren't allowed to use your cellphone while on the ride. +USA and Russia form one huge country. USRA,United States Railroad Administration? +Does this trigger someone?,All of the funDIEs +That would suck for people who don't celebrate Christmas who want to play on that day.,Who gives a shit about little xXxAhmed00xXx who won't be able to wage digital jihad for a day. +"And then the two daughters that look like a mix between the two are? I feel like they would say they are paid actors, but that almost seems too normal for this crackpot conspiracy theory.",The daughters are obviously genetically engineered abominations made from combining the DNA of 2 males +More money for the wealthy and fuck the poor and minorities to death?,Dear Lord you dropped this +Like Piss.,It sicks. +This the way it is in your 20's where I live.,"Where I live, they don't have kids yet, but they all have rings on their fingers." +It avoids a skill-set as well the time it takes to perform it. I would think it was a disqualification.,"I think the only real ways to fail or be dq'd is by going out-of-bounds which includes water, anywhere outside the immediate obstacle area, or any other piece of the obstacle they denote as no touchy such as the support structures." +Kemba pulls a Nick Young and celebrates the 3 too early,"More practice, less show." +Is there any control to who gets guaranteed income? What happens when the town gets flooded with a bunch of people looking for a free ride?,I heard you had to be a resident of the town chosen for at least 3 years before you get basic income +This short clip from Adventure Time is blocked in 18 countries; all from the Middle East.,Don't you go insulting our sand... +Tell me again how good Nilsson is.,dude he's so much more composed in net than Lehner and doesn't give up bad goals +Emacs ftw,Nano too. +The thing that gets me most watching the early ones are the jingles between scene transitions. They're almost 90's style.,I never even heard them and I've watched the series at least three times! +"The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth. So far I have about 1500 hrs into this game, and I never get tired of it.",If you like BoI I recommend looking into Nuclear Throne +"Microsoft forms new 5,000-person AI division","If AI does become malicious, we can rest easy knowing that the hunter-killer models will occasionally go down due to a poorly-tested Microsoft patch." +"I'm not sure who you're agreeing with, but you're wrong.",It's +"Hatched my very first Snorlax after 5 months of playing! What are you waiting on? Having eluded me for 5 months, not even in Sightings, and after many 10k egg hatches later, I have finally hatched a Snorlax. What Pokemon are you waiting on to hatch, that you just can't find?",It rhymes with crapras. +She's had a pretty bad heart attack on a plane.,Aren't all heart attacks pretty bad +"Well, it is available for the PS3 and PS4...and Sony will make damn sure it never appears on a non-Sony platform.",Unless Nintendo announces on Jan 12th that Sony bought them +Which movie do you believe has the best soundtrack?,I love the soundtrack for (500) Days of Summer +What movie has the best ending?,Dead poet society +No it hasn't. California is a playground for the 1%,"Yeah you're right, FUCK the largest state in the country that carries the United States economy" +"Trump, who slammed Obama for playing too much golf, tees up with Tiger Woods","Thought you knew that if Obama did it, it was only OK if a GOPer did the exact same thing" +Guy lights a cactus on fire and eats it,Busch... Must be from Iowa. +"Temperatures at the North Pole could be up to 20 degrees higher than average this Christmas Eve, in what scientists say is a record-breaking heatwave.",But there is no such thing as global warming! +"Nah. Bank $$ is insured. Unless robbers started to assault hostages, no way you'd want to throw down on Dikembe or Juwan. You shoot them, they survive, they sue you for shooting them, even though you are in the 'right', the legal cost of defending will annihilate your family balance sheet, etc. etc.","That's why you make sure they don't survive," +in nz we are required to encourage coughing if patient is able else its a back pat...back thump? aparently heimlich can cause more harm....broken ribs...,Patting a choking person's back can cause the obstruction to go further down the windpipe...broken ribs is preferable to being dead. +Yea fuck kids for not playing the games that I played when I was younger.,"Yeah, fuck people being ignorant" +"Yep. Penises, breasts, and vaginas aren't magic. I understand it being socially frowned upon to whip it out at the table with grandma, but I don't see where it should be so terribly offensive to one's sensibilities to see a bit of human anatomy that statistically roughly 50% of the population has one of anyway. And whack it if you feel like. That you may want to do alone, but more for comfort and privacy's sake than it being wrong or dirty.",No if you whack it jesus cries! +Spider-Girl by Hendo Art,Holding on to the railing = cosplay fail. +this is true for me except she's skinny,I've always wanted to visit Alabama. +"She got me the X-wing when it came out, just because I was excited about it lol.",That's really nice +Commander Packaging,Mods removed this post from the list? +TEST,TEST u/darki200 +"Well for one, it doesn't work very well on iOS. It doesn't backup in the background, due to iOS's nature. You must have the app open otherwise there is no backup. You go to settings and can turn on allowed background refresh and backup automatically all you want, it never does it properly.","Wow, that sucks." +for recreational use lsd and shroom hi i'm looking for lsd or shroom in malaysia just for the experience . any thoughts where can i get it guys? kuala lumpur preferably,"Nice try, PDRM." +In paradiso no?,Ah giusto! +It's particularly startling for women because women suffer when they die and also when men die because women are empathetic and caring UNLIKE MEN,you forgot the +SOMETHING SOMETHING LASTO NI PAGE SOMETHING SOMETHING NXKCJEIF END OF ZA WOOOORLD,*sono chi no kiokUUUUUUUUUU* +"We were more or less hoping for an explanation. It was a Terran stream, but I'm a Zerg player, and I'd love to know how to do that if it wasn't hax.","There is a super secret button called Split mutas perfectly, it was part of initial LotV beta test to simplify the game, but it never went live, with a few easy tricks you can enable it via hidden dev menu, terran players hate this, PM me to find out how!" +The Minnesota Wild have 8 players in the top 20 in +/-,"It's 2016, this +/- shit doesn't matter anymore" +When nuns wanna take a break...,Steph Curry my ass +The first black president can't just solve racism when half the country is already against him.,I fully expect Trump to solve racism within the next year. +"You should try to talk one willingly. I think you'd be mostly surprised. I deal with a lot of cops with my job and the large majority are great people who care about the community. I have regular conversation with most, about their kids and family, they are usually very likeable guys. I know there are bad ones though, I'm not defending them.","You defending the bad ones isn't the issue, it's when their fellow officers do and then can't figure out why we lump em all together." +Anyone got a decent alternative angle?,"Aye, and preferably that isn't potato quality..." +World Champion may have been a better term but it didn't have the same flow,well his best hero was the Mountain King Muradin so king kind of fits. +"Youtubers like Chris Smoove I really don't like 99% of the 2K channels I go to. They're all the same shitty homemade rap intros, dumb catch phrases, bad editing, and worst of all the constant yelling and screaming. I find it weird that this is how most 2K youtubers are considering Chris Smoove was the first one to get big, and he's super chill and knowledgable. So are there any other 2K youtubers like him? Still entertaining, but to someone who is older than 12.",LNU is the greatest youtuber +I have some TFA juicy peach but no dragon fruit. Will get that ordered soon. Thanks for the reccomendation,"That dragon fruit, tfa ripe strawberry, and whatever cream you like is great" +"Or they cannot be cultivated at all, especially ones that have symbiotic relationships.",They can in the same way truffles can; you inoculate a sapling and wait 10 years +"I can say a lot of positive things about Trump. Disney used H-1B visas to fire hundreds of IT workers and replace them with workers from India. How is that good for our country? Trump is going to massively scale back H-1B visas. Hillary would not have changed the H1-B visa program, costing many Americans good jobs. The tax code, a massive simplification of the tax code is long overdue and much needed. Russia, close ties with Russia could potentially stabilize the world for generations to come. Putin respects Trump. I can list a lot more if you want.",Putin thinks trump is a malleable fool. +Christmas came late,I will find you and I will steal that Phrazes book +What alternate universe did you come from? lol. I don't think anyone saw this coming. Even diehard CBJ fans.,He was +"Nope. Nope. Of those that voted in the referendum, 52% voted leave, 48% remain. Of those that replied to the poll 47% voted leave, 45% remain, 8% were undecided. That would be 47/92 = 51% Leave, 45/92= 49% Remain, with 8% not voting in the poll, just like refendum had 28% not voting.","Oh, fucking hell, an expert." +"Fender American Professional series Corona, CA headstock decal I was checking out the new Fender American Professional series guitars and noticed something strange. The headstock decals have Corona, CA on them rather than Made in U.S.A. as with the now discontinued American Standard series. I assume this change relates to a recently passed law in California that stipulates what can be labeled Made in U.S.A. and perhaps guitars from this series do not contain enough American parts. Has anyone else noticed this? Does this make a difference to you when considering these guitars and their newly increased prices?",Calexit? +To account for the amount of time news traveled by horse and boat.,Wait are you serious?I don't see an +Cat + Balloon,If we can we get a slo-mo of that cat's face at the pop that would be perfect +"We need a sticky thread for this, thrush , and my tooth hurts to bite after a filling",You'd think someone would have foreseen this and handed out post ops instructions +"People's history of the world, the log depression, revolutionary rehearsals, ours to master and to own, and the Meek and the Militant.",People's history of the world is amazing. +RB T.J. Yeldon is questionable to return with an ankle injury.,Well there goes my championship +Or classic player stuck in bronze.,No dude he's stuck in bronze because he mained Yasuo +So you're saying being non-european is a disability?,"No, I'm saying it makes you a military veteran." +Ill do what ever i please,Oh you fucking rebel. +What perfectly true story of yours sounds like an outrageous lie?,ITT: lies +The part where she just did a roll on to the grass I lost my shit. What the hell is this lady on?!,This is how rational people react when they've been wronged +"I frequent this sub as well. I didn't post it here because, you're right, it has no point being here. Dude's just an ass.",Yeah shoes have nothing to do with outfits +Who can't you believe isn't dead yet?,Harper Lee +Is anybody else disappointed by the character design for the Princess?,that one with your name on it looks fugly +"If a job's salary/compensation was based solely on its worth to society, which jobs do you think should be the highest paying? And, if salary was based solely on its worth to YOU personally, which would be the highest paying?",Bee keepers +Lost internet connection,How were they able to talk to each other if the Wi-Fi was down? +"What are your favorite Christmas Kamen Rider episodes? Getting into the spirit of the holidays, I figured, why, what better thing to do than to watch some karate bugmen kicking the hell out of some evildoers to some Christmas tunes? With that in mind, r/kamenrider, what are your favorite Christmas-themed Kamen Rider episodes? Personally, for all the faults the show had, I've made it a point to watch the Wizard one every year since it aired thanks to how great it was all around. It's one of the best episodes of the show, hands down, and I think it stands up as a great little Christmas special all on its own just fine. What about you guys?","If the ep 12 preview of ex aid is suggesting anything, that Christmas special will have [cereberus syndrome whiplash]" +"Saitama's suit was made by a tailor as that tailors life-long dream and vision, and final act of his career. I wouldn't be surprised if it has magical properties. He poured his everything into making it.",It's the Hattori Hanzo steel of super-suits. +What are other time waster games with gacha mechanics similar to PAD that people play around here?,"Brave frontier, Seven knights^^^^league ^^^^of ^^^^legends" +Peak Liberalism.mp4,"Yes, this is basically the Reddit Experience." +Look at that big dumb Dynasty Warriors spear. Dynasty Warriors really is historically accurate.,It looks like the black knight halberd from dark souls. +The injury Graham came back from is much more severe than Jordy's.,Yeah Jordy only just had a torn ACL. +Did you fuck my mom Santa?,Your mom's name is santa? +Ah shut up libruhl the more we make the rich richer the more it'll trickle down to us dogs.,You forgot the +Hol up,we dem boyz +"Money. Just because world peace sounds ambigious enough for monkey's paw twist. For example, if North Korea takes over the world it technically means world peace.",just as you thought 2016 couldn't get any worse: KIM JONG UN TAKES OVER WORLD WITH FLOPPY DISK AND NUKES +"J* copyright claims fail to hold up, Johns videos are back Hey all Johns videos are back. J* copyright strikes fail to stick. I jumped in and helped a little to make it happen, but this time J* lost. Go check out the videos if you want.",Well I am *shocked* +AA-12 Is the AA-12 going to be added on Christmas day I hope it does or some sort of new gun for Christmas to make my day :3,"You'd shoot your eye out, kid" +I don't want to run for my life in this game just because I'm playing solo or my team sucks.,Well just stay in the menu lol. +"Owned a software company for many years. Went back to medical school much later in life. Teach residents now and do research on AI in medicine. As a note, almost all EMRs suck ass.","So, that begs the question, how will physicians fare in the future when considering the advent of Watson?" +Bring it to a Microsoft retail store! We offer free software and hardware diagnostics and right now malware removal is free. We should be able to take care of you.,Thanks ill look into that +If I know anything about lefties it's that they'll tell you they are left handed. I'm left handed. Point proved.,It's like people who are vegan or workout at the gym. +Probably more than you realize.,Everywhere! +"How long should it take to find a survival game? My friends and I just got the season pass, and we've been waiting for like 7 min for a game, should it be taking this long? How long does it typically take?",Takes me a min or two max but I queue solo on xb1 +Why are you on Reddit right now instead of spending time with your family?,Crippling depression. +"LPT: When you have a party, put your own coats on your bed and leave the front hall closet open for your guests. Leave your coats on their hangers and put extra hangers in the hall closet. My husband and I recently did this and it was so much easier when it came time for people to leave because they didn't have to come into my bedroom and rifle through a pile of coats. Most importantly, I didn't have to clean our messy bedroom.",Look at mrs moneybags with a front hall closet! +"A bit of advice. Check the local pawnshops for it. If you find it, inform them it's stolen them make a police report. The police will contact the pawnshop and provide the persons identification so they can track them. Long process but you might have to go this route","Appreciate the insight, thanks" +"It took me a while to finally get around to sharing, but here is my Tidemistress Athissa Cosplay from Dragoncon!",Naga please. +All-in-one API documentation browser with offline mode and instant search,So just like MAN pages? +"Dude, ultimate showdown was literally just meme references. You were no better than the kids","But our memes are better than their memes, so it validates all of it." +Why fuck no lol?,'Cause Gogeta is shit now lol +zergs can be pretty rude sometimes,that has nothing to do with the race tho ... +Really looking forward to hear Pence's personal take on this.,"He had a chance to respond to the 2005 leak, and he told reporters he didn't want to talk about it." +Haha my buddy knows Lourlo's brother funny enough.,my uncle works at nintendo +"The way I see it, if you are a pc gamer and you grab a controller, you will probably get raped and vise versa. I don't believe any is better as long as you are playing with the platform you are meant to play with. I'm terrible with m&k but I'm diamond every season on ps4. I believe if a diamond pc player jumped on ps4, I would kill him but if I jumped on pc, I would get destroyed.",Then who would win if you had a controller and he had m & k? +"Season 3 Ticket hello, i was wondering if i have enough time to buy season 3 ticket to get RA limited skin or get any benefit of the ticket for now? im new player been playing since a month or two now.",!seasonticket +Really? The name didn't give it away? Not at all?,well it's got Destiny in it +It was so infuriating that I stopped playing videogames and did something productive instead,Username checks out +I grabbed Hibbert then dropped him the same day when he got hurt for Warren.,"Yup that's what I did, hope it pays off!" +"I love the Harry Potter universe but there are way too many holes. Also, who the fuck kills a whole bunch of main characters in a book series for kids?",Dealing with death is like the main point of the entire series. +Hillary Clinton in leaked email: The governments of both Saudi Arabia and Qatar support ISIS financially and logistically.,Will this be enough to upset the American public that we openly support a massive terrorist state? +"Merry Christmas everyone! As a PSA, do not ask for upvotes for referrals, mpx does not work for Amex anymore, it is too late to triple dip with CSR, you should still apply for CSR for the double dip.",But can I get the starter credit for 2016? +How do you figure?,I knew I should have done the +Muslim Woman's Blouse Set On Fire In Possible Hate Crime On Fifth Avenue,"Who the hell is fueling this insanity," +Shadow Daggers - Scorched FT - 14keys [H] Shadow Daggers - Scorched FT - [W] 14keys,I can do 11 keys +The skills you use the most.,"wow thanks you're a lot of help, please continue your good work" +im 19 pre-algebra introduction to english introduction to korean introduction to religion declaration of independence class introduction to spelling recess introduction to gym,Recess best class mang +Subtle FisherPrice flex,That's that Dancing Robot x Daft Punk piece +Lauren Duca hitting self destruct on twitter,Maybe she got a Thesaurus for Christmas... or a literate friend. +THE DAPL ~ OR WHAT LIBERAL PROTESTERS REALLY DO !!!!!!!,So much for that ruining the environment statement. +To the Trainer MyNuttzSaggy,"The censor filter's doing a fine job, isn't it?" +"2017 predictions game: guess Gatekeeper Doomsday's rank at the end of 2017 and win half a year of supporter! Whoever gets closest to the rank Doomsday is at the end of 2017 wins half a year of supporter. I know this is a long fucking way away but I'll deliver on the supporter. But only if this thread gets some traction, so it's fair, having 2 people guess the rank and picking one isn't really a game is it?",162 +Mangle is a metaphor for the lore Fazbear Entertainment(Scott) created Mangle(the lore) to entertain kids(us) The kids(us) tore Mangle(the lore) apart Fazbear Entertainment(Scott) tried to fix Mangle(the lore) by putting it back together The kids(us) didn't understand what Fazbear Entertainment(Scott) was trying to do and messed up Mangle(the lore) again by dividing it into pieces(dividing the fandom into 83 and 87) Fazbear Entertainment(Scott) gave up on fixing something broken and decided to re-create Mangle(the lore) into Funtime Foxy(the new lore) The kids still don't fucking get it.,Mangle represents the lore a broken mess we can't fix +I'm sure 20 people are Pakistanis disguised as fishermen,You forgot the +Did you see rogue one? BLUE MILK OH MY GOD,spoiler alert yo! +Have you double checked you need a newer os? What's your current boot loader?,Maxwell requires Yosemite or greater. +*resorting,"Yeah thanks for pinpointing the single error in my post instead of contributing meaningful content, thus proving my original comment." +Pep = fraud,Fraudiola. +"What a fucking disgusting human. Wishing ANYTHING close to genocide on any race is *disgusting*. I know violence isn't the answer, but I'd kick this dude's teeth in given the chance.",But white isn't a race. +If it's a walking stick why the hell is there spikes at the end of it.,to help walk +Staff wise? Todd Haley Player wise? Tyreek Hill,No belcher? +"Same as with Fiora and Yasuo, except Camille is broken cause she oneshots squishies like she's Zed",Yeah yasuo or fiora cant one shot squishies at all +Yup. Read Poots' comments on KS fish. He's mentioned it a couple of times there. Your right about the extra components but he was also feeling out interest in an alt copy without plastic.,"He did that, in a convention for tabletop and minis, oh gosh, I hope that bias didn't skew the results in any way" +"3 keys, 6C1, 6C2, 3C4 Painted wheels for red team put your offer here :)",Black Spiralis for all +"What's up with all these people calling for a T? He had a body under him when he finished the dunk and both his lower body and the basket still had considerable momentum when he jumped off. Sure, he should not have kicked out like he did after the dunk, but holding on to the rim afterwards was not quite such a terrible violation imho.",you forgot +"Durant in the 4th quarter: 8 points, 2-8 FG, no FG after 9:00.",Hard to play well when the game is rigged +And for the cell phone illiterate that means? I'll probably switch phones before this affects me?,"You just won't receive updates for the device anymore unless you upgrade to OxygenOS but I'm not a OnePlus user so I'm not sure if this is possible or if it is, how to do it." +A hot Asian girlfriend,"C'mon bro this is Reddit, we know it's a waifu." +What do Vegetarians eat for Christmas? - Too much.,haha look at those vegetarians starving! +And yet you have some sitting in your pocket.,Spontaneous combustion is suddenly magnitudes more common +Run by public officials for public officials. Calling it a private orginization ignores the spirit of the first amendment.,"Yeah, do you not remember when we, the people, voted to elect the head of the police union?" +Don't we have computers that can play perfect,Given that there are more combinations than quarks for the first ten moves... no. +Titanfall 2 sales are actually getting better,"Ya, but it's dead right?" +"Just reminds me why i have to keep taking those stupid 'internet security' courses. Because people do stuff like this. Reminds me of a funny story actually. A few weeks after taking one of these courses (the whole company has to take them) I was watching an in-house user study about a product we were pushing. The lady (from IT nonetheless) was asked a question about what link she could send to her mother who wants to learn something (the link was on the page). She said, I dont know. I guess I have to give my mother my username and password again.",Fake story...lady from IT... +It doesn't matter what it commemorates. You can wish someone a happy anything without agreeing with it concept or reasoning behind it. That would be like criticizing someone for saying merry Christmas because they don't believe in Jesus Christ.,Well happy birthday to you then +So the fact that I was gifted one for Xmas is a good thing? No friggin idea what to do with this thing.,Give it to me and I'll invest it in something for you. +The Miami Dolphins have clinched a playoff birth.,YEASSSSSSSS +1 String Bass Solo,That's dope +I have a book that has Canada's flag on the front,"Anything other than Canada, Britain, and America?" +This is getting ridiculous. I'm considering quitting until they get nerfed.,"Those fireballs are impossible to deal with, right?" +what annoys me the most about arty is the ridiculous splash radius and damaging modules/crew.,"Yes, especially the awesome splash damage in lower tiers." +"Yeah I'm glad to hear it's not me either. It seems to be happening when multiple Bluetooth devices are connected. Hopefully something gets released this week to clean it up, I reported it through feedback so I'm sure they will fix it up in next build.","I've got bluetooth headphones, and apple watch, and 2 tiles always connected so yeah....I guess I'm screwed until Apple fixes this." +"Between kap and gabbert, he may be a viable option. I wonder what Tim Tebow is doin these days.",But does Poe stand for the national anthem +The wall is 160 now.,what changed that it is 160 now? +"Hang on now, maybe he cheats on his taxes or something.",That makes him smart! +is he on drugs or what?,"Well he sound like he clenched his teeth hard, amphetamine-based drugs can cause it." +"I had all of my outfits deleted and I wasn't doing any glitches intentionally. I did notice that one of the Heist outfits lets you have the midnight camo jeans and boots, so I had that on every outfit, though that isn't a glitch as far as I'm aware. I've never done any invisible arms or backpack or any other similar glitch but it happened to me just a few days after making several and naming them. It really doesn't even matter because everything I had was normal gear. Still irks me a bit.",Only ones I do are adversary +My experience with Thassarian as my follower,I remember Koltira ruining some quests for me becaue he kept killing the mobs I needed to click -.- +Unattractive asian. I'll let you know when I get matches.,Math homework. +What bands split up too soon?,"Oasis, turns out it's just a mirage" +respect tho,"Yeah, telling your 15 y/o daughter to expose herself to a police officer is respectful." +comprehensive sex ed for starters,But that would mean we'd have to acknowledge that people have sex and that goes against our puritanical foundations! +"The world is blaming us for our settlement. Quick, bring some counter propaganda. Put Hamas on the spotlight.","oh no, Hamas would never do *that*" +Asynchronous PostgreSQL driver,Love the badge! +Stupid question - what's PM?,Should've saved this for a moronic monday post +Heaviest man to ever throw a touchdown pass.,You must have never seen JaMarcus Russell play then. +"Am relatively fit and make an effort to at least not be overweight. I have my own money and I don't want yours. I love my job and I work with good people. Have good friends. You can have your porn. You can go hang out with the guys because I need alone time too. Honest, loyal, and just ask to be treated with respect. House will always be clean.",Is this a Craigslist ad? +"i think the exact opposite. ronda is going to avoid holly like the plague. she will make it clear to dana, in private, that she wants nothing to do with that rematch. the UFC will never talk about a possible rematch and when asked about it they will just give some bs excuse about how it can't be done right now.",Yeah because athletes who reach the absolute pinnacle of two sports do so by running from challenges +It's your duty to laugh at Donald Trump,CNN telling you what to do and think... definitely not fake news +This is what Cultural Marxism looks like. NSFW,Good role model! +You have 10 minutes of unlimited power. What do you do to cause the most chaos?,Cuz 2016 needs more tragedy. +They could have granted everyone a nat moss. Then everyone who bought them to flip would be stuck. But instead they reward them.,That would be awesome for those of us who got him legitimately +Dont mess with Texas! Because it has insecurity issues and an inferiority complex when compared to other actual successfully governed states like say.... California. The 5th largest economy on earth. For fuck sake.. you're not even the biggest state in the union.,haha size is what matters apparently +OLD PEOPLE DIE FROM THE COLD,You were conspiring to kill her. +Christmas in Aleppo: Worshippers cram into cathedral that was almost destroyed by rocket fire for its first December 25 mass in five years... as Assad and his wife meet orphans at a Christian convent,This totally makes up for that time he gassed a neighborhood with VX +"I think gender, as a psychological construct, has no place in official documents. Only sex.",Agreed. +Shit bad or shit I'm trying to hold in tears?,Shit impressed +Nope! After you fight a country and puppet them their navial AI breaks so their navies are useless!,"Eh, with puppeted french navy and the kriegsmarine I completely crushed the RN" +I love classic movie! I just watched citizen cane,you should watch the sequel: Citizen Kane +"A random skin selector would be a nice feature to the client. I think it would be a cool addition to the game if there's an option you can choose to randomly select a skin for you upon loading into champ select. As a Bard OTP, I have every skin and chroma unlocked for him, so it'd be cool to have the game pick a skin for you instead of rotating through them yourself.",ITT: rich people +"I suffer from an extremely rare genetic condition called HSAN type 2, which basically means I am unable to feel pain. (excluding the aids i get in my esea pugs) Love him already",ESEA in a nutshell. +My SO put this in my stocking!,I guess that means you're single now? +"Why are all of the top level Falcons solo mains? I was looking at my rankings of top players, and I noticed that all of the top level Falcon mains that play him in tourney never use other characters. Wizzy, None, S2J all stick to Falcon solely. Is there any reason they don't use other characters for match ups like Shiek, or is it their personal preference?",Gotta prove his viability as much as possible +This is the best list I think,I agree but where is Treadwell? +Cowboys,Yeah Cowboys get all the calls +i heard he abuses women,"oh yeah, shitty human, but damn love his shit" +At least the announcers actually agree it's a bs call.,cuz that matters +Lakeshore counties to exceed new ozone limits,Thanks Walker! +So what's the deal? September is almost over and I don't see any difference.,"I didn't read the details on the deal, so I fully expected to see some of the Star Wars movies on Netflix on September 1." +We've doubled their score. Can we stop blaming the refs?,"NO because anytime we win it's ENTIRELY the refs, duh." +"I don't give a simple fuck about James Ellsworth. It was funny for 2 days, now people are just jerking on this guy for no reason at all",Do you give a complicated fuck? +Please tell me that they are joking? It's Fucking bread.,"Well, he is the bread of life." +Game Thread: We Love Vlade Edition,Saric on fire tonight +I'm new on PC and suddenly his crown looks good on everything..,NK Crown + Smoughs Set FASHION. +Jesse Norris 635x8 deadlifts,"Wow, and here I am struggling to lift less than that!" +Hillary relaesed more years then I have been alive,Yeah but she sent some emails +Ameri Ichinose finishes the job,"Gotta love that minecraft dick, so fucking hot" +PA has no point in Nuker.,"No it has a lot of points, they're just not visible because counter reset few times over showing 0 again." +No shit! 20 year veg here. But I did tear up a cold pepperoni pizza about 10 years ago when no one was looking.,Didn't that make you incredibly ill? +Wiped 12/23 PvP The Island 25x All Fresh server started on 12/23/2016 at 8:15 PST. Come experience the new content at an accelerated rate. Connection info: 104.192.226.178:27060,What's the player level cap and the Dino LEVEL Cap? +Did I upset xe?,Did you just assume my pronouns? +"It sure did, to think I was doing it wrong for 8 years now lmao",Bad habits are hard to break! +"I really hate the main characters that are useless but people ALWAYS protect them for no apparent reason. I'm thinking mainly of Yukiteru from Mirai Nikki and Snow White from Magical Girl Raising Project. Like they really do nothing but they never die because someone else is willing to sacrifice their life for them, even though they've literally done like nothing for them??? Such a boring terrible character type",people just want to protect their smile +Maux with the Sticky Fingers Bomb Plant,Omg the bomb glitch +"Crystal beasts are not worthless as you said, but they're not good for the reasons you mentioned, specially the pendulums, those guys are meh, they're not bad but they dont help the deck enough to be worth talking about or making a crystal beast build about them. Crystal beasts are a really underwhelming beatdown-rank 4 deck that desperately needs support because their problem is that they're super weak, their effects are not that bad, they're just super fucking underwhelmingly weak.","Maybe if we all meme hard enough, Konami might decide to give Crystal Beasts their own Field Spell." +"His full term is not enough to fix it. By the time it's fixed, his successor will take the credit, and his fanatics would not like that.",Ang galing talaga ni tatay Digong instant change! +"I did actually have 2 ExDeaths, put the apostrophe in the wrong place.",:O Now you're just messing with us :P +3rd Age Mage Tabscam to finish off the day #AnotherOne,Thanks for being an outstanding member of the community! +Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger has a torn meniscus in left knee and will have surgery Monday morning. No timetable for his return.,Nooooooo someone hold me +"I don't know, I just listened to my family argue for dismantling Medicare while also praising how effective it was when their brother was passing from colon cancer. It was massive mind fuck.",Get your filthy government hands off of my Medicare +E menomale che nessuno fa i figli senza poterseli permettere,Hai scordato lo +"I think we can agree that those rows weren't strict, but do you guys think that helps build strength and/or mass regardless?",nah slow n controlled mah man +"Yup, a nation bigger than Europe with more liberal immigration laws has more violence than a continent of smaller, less populated countries with strict immigration laws and a ban on guns. The biggest country in Europe, Belarus,(Russia is considered Asian) is only 80% the size of Texas.",The UK is larger than the US if you only count Rhode Island +"I have the Big Agnes Copper Spur UL2, and I cannot say enough good things about that tent. I've used it on several multi-day backpacking trips, and on an over-night road bikepacking trip as well as a two-week long segment of the Tour Divide route. It's super light, packs down really small, sleeps two people comfortable and with ample room for gear. Very waterproof haha. Just in general, I've had nothing but good experiences with Big Agnes products.","You can get them online for around $320, potentially lower if you can get a pro deal through experticity or outdoorprolink." +"For me, I can buy that the Russians were involved in hacking Podesta's emails. And even trying to influence the elections. But to characterize it as hacking the US election is not really fair. With all the talk about fake news affecting our election, shouldn't the media be a little more careful about how they report?",Don't go on enoughtrumpspam and with this opinion +"The view from the ceiling to floor windows of the Museo del Novecento in Milan, Italy",Looks cold and hard to clean those windows +Just passed this in Portland. Now I don't have to worry!,where did you find a strip club in Portland? +"I also can't for the life of me get why they blindly support Trump through his blatant lying, but must they be called degenerates?",This is why they won! +Can't even win at losing.,"Best response, poor Browns..." +"That argument cracks me up. Smartphones are a perfect example of how it's not really possible to choose not to partake in the capitalist system. Generally you need one to get by at work (at least I do), and there is no possible way to purchase one that wasn't made by slaves.","Well, fairphone is only 50% slave labor" +I believe we have evidence of that....,"cuck, lol" +2016 is like the Obama of years. It's trying to fuck with everyone as much as possible before 2017 takes over.,That makes so much sense because of reasons. +Carrie Fisher dead at age 60,She looked so healthy in Rogue One though... +"How bad? 80s hair metal bad, or 50s Beatles bad?","Not op, but I've had all natural dreadlocks before." +Tec-9 rush B,RUSH B RUSH B NO STOP NO STOP CYKA BLYAT +Just use the console anf give yourself authority...,"I'm trying to get the WC achievement, if you don't want to use exploits then don't." +Now this is what you call a unique web design!,Only took 27 seconds to load on my 250mbps network +"For the last time, can you fix Monkey King's ult freezing the game, Valve? Everytime MK uses his ult the game freezes for 1~2 seconds and every order gets ignored. Like using his ult and using Bondless Strike is almost impossible at the same time due to the freeze. Fkn everytime",Source 3 will fix it. +There's no toilet paper left so it's obviously putin's fault,Wait it's not his fault? +Lilo Fucks Stitch deserves a Grammy nom at the very least,"Pic is rule 34 and nsfw, for anyone curious." +California you are not allowed to use tips toward the min wage so wait staff always makes min wage PLUS tips.,Explains why that California economy is just doing awful... only 6th largest in the world. +Such is the 'fake news' world in which we live,"We really just need the government to read every twitter, facebook, and reddit post, before it's shown, and decide if it's good for people to read or not." +I was told they were independently wealthy.,At the bottom of the tithing slip it says all the money is the presidents.... sounds pretty independent ;) +Just because someone had some affairs and did drugs that does not make them a bad person.,It's definitely a sign of real good person you're right +Wrote this fancy H on my work desk,Hot. +Vice President-elect Mike Pence recently moved into a neighborhood in DC while awaiting inauguration. This is how the neighbors greeted him.,They really showed him! +Do these intros normally work? Like wtf,I think not immediately playing along hurt Hos feelings. +I mean if they're so legendary wouldnt they know that actual masculine mature men that drink beer and slay puss who respects themselves only wear classy heritage affordable clothes that look good for the ladies???,Here's your +Taking a ride on Big Blue,Has big blue gotten the pleasure of going all the way in you yet? +first fnaf 3 teaser recreation,"Inaccurate, Springtrap doesn't look like a bear." +Is reddit becoming like Facebook where we just tag friends in posts now,*poke* +Vice President-elect Mike Pence recently moved into a neighborhood in DC while awaiting inauguration. This is how the neighbors greeted him.,they got him soon good +Mine is that most of the time once they find out I'm Asian they stop talking to me.,Before they even see your picture? +Earthquake! Anybody else feel it?,I love Cali but the earthquakes scare the hell out of me. +Explain to your kids then. God gave everyone free will. Got mad at how they used it so he drowned everyone for using said free will. Nothing like drowning the planet to show the inhabitants you love them.,At least we got rainbows out of it! +This doesn't sound like it's constitutional.,"Don't be silly, only Democrats hate the Constitution" +That is a beautiful cat.,Thank you :') +TIL. Pretty cool! Saves me a click and some waiting,"I learned from a comment on here long ago about it, Id thought Id share the knowledge." +They showed improved MPG at as far at 100 feet behind the truck they were drafting. If you are joking disregard my comment.,"Its like mythbusters said it was so , so it is so." +"When AdmiralBulldog finally facecams, he'll be slim, mark my words He mentioned in his AMA that he's dieting and working out more frequently. His offhand remarks about what he's eating on stream also makes me think that he's trying to remove attention.",didnt he say he was eating a kilo of chocolate covered bacon last night +Windows had a drink too much as well on Christmas eve it seems,"just means you have 25% of the next update, damn windows is good" +There was a celebrity askreddit a bit back where everyone said he was a nice guy.,That entire Askreddit was staged by Russia +I agree. I could be jaded but I'm willing to bet President Obama did this out of mainly spite and self interest. Politicians are always campaigning.,"Yeah, working towards a peaceful two-state solution is *clearly* a self serving action from Obama." +I went to Disney World!! That's me looking up at my princess castle ^_~ wearing my perfect little pink Minnie Ears with ribbons!,Super jelly but does anyone else notice the clock looks like the ice king? +neither are as strong as lee or janna sooooo,I think you dropped this +"I'm on mobile and don't have the link handy but I saw this week a very convincing AI-written classical piece in the style of Bach (or Beethoven?) In a blind test, supposedly, several experts in a panel did not guess it was AI.","Making a song on piano is one thing, but making an edm song that has an infinite number of variables and styles is a whole other beast." +"The general theme was that he'd put American interests ahead of foreign interests. I've seen nothing to make me disbelieve that. I'm skeptical of Rex Tillerson and I'm disappointed in Jeff Sessions. I'm not going to defend them, I'm going to keep an eye on them. You can throw insults all you want, but you're not any more enlightened than I am, bud. You saw the same election. I'm assuming you did as much research and followed the same news. You decided on something different. A decision you made for yourself. Personally, I saw Trump as the only viable outside candidate. And that's what I wanted.",No you don't get it dishonest politicians are a new phenomenon created by Trump. +Only one way to find out,first got to ban muslim migration +Shhhh Don't do lab. It sucks and it's slow and it's expensive,Yeah it's so expensive making an RF Chieftain that can clear pretty much anything. +"What language(s) are they speaking in Part 3? Part 1 takes place completely in England (which the exception of the very end being on a ship in the ocean), so obviously everyone is to be speaking English. Part 2 involves global travel, however Joseph is English-American, and is therefore obviously going to be an English speaker, making Part 2 also 'in English.' Although there might also be some German in there and some Italian, however it wouldn't be too unworldly for Stroheim and Zeppeli to know English. As for the Pillar Men, they obviously know at least English since they can speak to humans, however they likely would also speak their own language. However in Part 3, it gets interesting. Joseph is seen speaking Japanese (a character specifically mentions him speaking it, and it is mentioned that his daughter also learned Japanese). Kakyoin and Jotaro are both Japanese students, so they obviously speak Japanese, however Jotaro being of American decent with an English speaking mother most likely knows English, at least to an extent. Then we have Avdol, who is Egyptian. The primary language in Egypt is Arabic. This means that Avdol most likely speaks Arabic and English, since he can obviously communicate with Joseph and the others. Polnareff is French, and obviously the native language to France is French. However similar to many European countries and even Japan, it is not uncommon for people to also know another language, specifically English, hence his ability to communicate with the others. Then we have all the places they travel to. The first major place they hit is Hong Kong, however in China they either could've found English speakers, not too unlikely, or even just used Japanese, since there are similarities between the languages. Then there's India, and due to previous British colonization they easily could've found English speakers. However after that we come across Pakistan, official languages being Urdu and English. For the benefit of the doubt, we can assume they were speaking English. They then go through the Middle East, of which the countries are vastly Arabic speaking. Some other interesting notes is that they at one point make a sign on the side of the rode which is written is Japanese. This could be for the sake of the viewer (since the show is obviously Japanese), or it could be the language of choice, meaning that everyone in the group would most likely speak the language. When righting in a journal Jotaro write in Japanese. It's safe to say that it is not just for the sake of the viewer since Jotaro is Japanese himself and it would make since that it is his most comfortable language. Then later on Kakyoin cuts words into his arm--in English. This would mean that despite being Japanese, Kakyoin's most comfortable language is most likely English. It should also be noted that most of the stand users they encounter are also from Western countries, meaning they are more likely to speak English than they are Japanese, unless that Native American guy just happened to also be a huge weeb. Overall this means that most likely: Each of the main group spoke English, at least 3 (Jotaro, Joseph, and Kakyoin) spoke Japanese, 1 spoke French most likely (Polnareff), at least 1 spoke Arabic (Avdol), however it is very likely that Joseph also spoke Arabic since he was able to do various purchases with all kinds of people in Arabic-speaking countries, and it's pretty unlikely that every single one spoke English or Japanese. So technically, the group speaks English primarily (which is why there are often words that are English used in Japanese sentences, most notably when they say things like Stand power), a fair amount is probably in Japanese (especially towards the beginning), and there is likely going to be Arabic whenever they hit the Middle East. I just thought it was kind of interesting to think about what languages they realistically would've spoken, especially people like Polnareff, who's French, and Joseph being able to haggle with people in the Middle East, who quite possibly only would've spoken Arabic.",Japanese you dummy +THE SABRES SCORED IN THE FIRST PERIOD. TWICE Yep. You read that right.,"It was clearly ROR who was holding us back, look how well they played without him fouling up the locker room." +"Any hypothetical question, always ripped right from askreddit btw, makes for boring conversation.",Especially when Woody uses the top reply as his answer +"I'm fucking retarded, I thought the red circle around the pad was what we were looking at because red circles.","Me too, thanks" +"Wait, he has no money and decides to gamble with you guys, then doesn't pay up and you give him extra money? I'm going to upvote so people can see how much of a fool you are",Yeah but think of all of the hours of hard work he put in to setting the draft time and emailing the invites +"You realize that's a thing right. I've literally had sex with randoms from the Internet, not even counting dating sites. Back in it's day you could score a legit NSA hookup from Craigslist. He'll be watching, fucklicking, cleaning up the cum you leave in my pussy. Bonus points if you're ok with him going down on you. That's the kind of stuff OP says, wether it's real or not why act surprised by anything in the comment section. What don't you understand about the fantasy here She sells her panties as well, what's the comment etiquette on that? Is oh nice, can't wait to get these so I can jerk it while sniffing the crouch too far? Because when you sell your panties on Internet that is probably the least weird thing that will be done with them.",I don't know why you keep detailing you exploits as a loser. +"I just wasn't specific, bud. Cut me some slack.",The rest of your post was so literal though I can't get over this one exaggeration! +The reality of your situation is this - she's probably not going to be the woman you end up marrying. It's just the way it is. Let her follow her dreams.,May I ask how you know that? +"Obama got a few months left in office, he doesn't have to take disrespect from anybody.",Wish he thought like that 8 years ago... +Hoo boy.,The upside is that all of these ignorant old FUCKS will finally die and stop destroying the progress we have made as youth. +Chicago Gun Deaths on Obama's Watch Nearly Overtake Iraq War Deaths Under Bush,Thanks Obama. +no more camera bump! \o/,"I wanted to post this... I would like to knoe how did he removed this camera hump, i would want to remove my camera hump aswell" +"Agreed. The fact that Fox News viewers, for example, are *less informed about reality* than people who watch no news at all, is embarrassing and inexcusable. But who is going to handle this crackdown?",Well now that the Republicans control everything and they hate the mainstream media for all thier lies I'm sure they will handle it. +Just get your 99 on new years eve in The Netherlands. You'll get lots of irl fireworks,"Yea, because The Netherlands is the only country with fireworks." +It's glorious...,"yeah, its definitely super useful to have a video editor, IDE, terminal, and steam open all at the same time." +"The LGBTQ community does have an agenda. It is the same agenda most Americans have, to be able to settle down with a person that they love and retire comfortably with them.","Oh you, stop with your identity politics and civil rights!" +"How the hell do you know a guy isn't capable of winning it after 1 year? If I owned a team and the GM who hired Coach X came to me and said after 1 year we have to fire Coach X, I would fire that GM. What the hell changed?",BUT THE BROWNS SUCK LET'S FIRE HUE +That and the Pats strength of schedule. Brady hasn't looked as good against top pass defenses.,But he totally dismantled the jets +I just buy the low carb tortillas and fry them in lard after cutting them up,The lowest carb I can find for tortillas is like 12g per tortilla which is crazy +i hope i don't die before treyarchs next game,Invest in some Quick Revive bro +"Starting round strategy on Zetsubou no Shima? Does anyone know a good way to get started on zetsubou no shima, I can't manage to turn on the power on an early round and being a perfectionist, always restart if I down before round 10. No strategies that I try seem to work so if anyone has any good ones I'd love to hear them.",Shopping free brah c'mon +"What was, in your opinion, Riot's biggest success of 2016?",Removing draft mode from EUNE +Is anyone giving away crates for free? I just bought 30 keys on xbox and I need keys.,Thought you just bought keys? +u/TemptNotTheBlade 's masterstroke on Shivaji Statue is now leaking on facebook as argument,u/TemptNotTheBlade Look what have you done! +No. We don't talk about the wings.,What wings? +My Shitty Vest,"Shitty, my ass." +Woow*_* I come over to Austria,Have you seen the spiders there? +Had this rust moment yesterday at my friend's house,"The bucket is on the ground and not your head, gonna have to downvote you pal" +"No, actually this is how confession bears work. sadly this is very true",Someone will be getting a call from the authorities +"Never say never, look at how Qaddafi ended up -- torn limb from limb by his own countrymen on the street. That said, I agree that seems to be very secure for a very long time.",That only happens when you try to establish an independent currency to trade oil. +Sexist AF,"The vagina bone is connected to the butt bone, the butt bone is connected to the tail bone." +Fucking Giants,I don't know if my heart can take another Giants playoff game. +You sound like an asshole.,And you are definitively an asshole +What is surprisingly NOT scientifically proven?,Gravity is just a theory! +"Can we adress f*cking Griffon Spitfires and how they BREAK the matchmaking at tier IV please? People bitch about ground forces 6.7 like its the only matchmaking in the game for fucks sake. Try to fly the K4, the last fucking Bf109 thats the best of the line. It gets RAPED by Griffons, outsped at combat altitudes, sometimes outclimbed, outgunned without your god damn gunpods, outturned and most horribly EVEN OUTROLLED and OUT ENERGYed but thats not a real word, Im just really frustrated. What am I supposed to do when I see one at 5Km alt? Even if the spit is below me its so easy to just zoom up and catch me, I cant defend myself with ANYTHING. Is this supposed to be fun?? A Tiger II can be disabled from the front and outflanked, pray tell wise community what do I do alone against a griffon? And what do I do against 4 because thats mostly the amount that fly togethat at 7K. Surely it must be climbrate.... We all know thats the ONLY important stat on a plane... Speaking of that, P47s are raining down death with their bloody airspawn, can the FW190s please get one too because they climb bad ?",Just sideclimb bro +In the movie trailer the FBI woman interviewing Tsarnaev's wife is a hijab-wearing Muslim woman. So they did.,So Muslim men are terrorists and Muslim women are opressive biggot child-murder government workers?Nice portraying. +Serves you right for trying to be a hero.,People should just let a drunk man kill his wife in peace. +Shall not be infringed*,What that means is open to interpretation. +"I was planning on running 2 8 person Left 4 Dead 2 servers. I also plan on getting more utilities. However, this has become much of a fun challenge since I will only have 512mb of ram and the servers will take up about 400mb of that.",A single L4d server is going to perform like shit on that not to mention 2. +"How else do wypepol expect them to make money? What, like, get a job? Hell no, that would be supporting the Patriarchy^^tm.",It's wypipo... you have to get it right! +"Recently I've been missing a lot of AWP shots, why?","Yeah i get this with the AK, m4, AWP, GLOCK, USP, Deagle and all SMG's please fix" +I've got full-blown AIDS.,ebolaids +Server side changes don't go through certifications. Nice try.,That just makes 'certification' even funnier! +cutscenes that keep the stupid clothes you put on your character,My male character wore a pretty pink dress in Fable once when [meeting my mother for the first time in many years after thinking she was killed] +"How do you guys crouch? This year for Christmas, I finally decided to buy myself a mechanical keyboard. After warming up in DMs for a bit, to get used to the new keyboard my bottom right of my hand started to hurt. I realised my hand was hurting because I croutch using the bottom right of my palm. And the mechanical keyboard edge is sharper than the old one I used to use. I was just wondering if anyone croutchs using the bottom right of their palm like me.",I use the f key and that's my pointer finger for my left hand +Lego Architecture Collection,What set is the one on the left in the top rack +"PDu30 slashes calamity fund by half, Office of the President funds 10 times bigger than ever.",Wag niyo ng itanong kung bakit basta hindi galing sa drugs. +Trent dilfer was the qb for the 2000 Ravens so there's that.,Such a talented qb. +"That's not even remotely true, you're insane.","Yes, the guy with an Arkansas pun in his name can be completely trusted to give an unbiased statement on the quality of governments in the south." +That warm feeling,Almost enough to get all your mana back! +lfm2 nightfall sunrise bounty,flamingdonut23 +"Take This Calling And Shove It That would be the name of the country music exmormon all star hit song I would write if I had any musical abilities at all. However, I have no such abilities. But suffice it to say, it may end up being the subject line of an email my bishop is about to get. He went behind my back and started texting my wife again saying I wasn't responding to anyone from the ward about my new calling. Wife got pissed (at me). I got livid. One person texted yesterday offering some training and I didn't respond because I was genuinely busy with work and I forgot to reply. So that means that this person reached out to the bishop who decided to skip me and go straight for my wife to get her to have me call someone else. For a second time. Wife told me to ask to be released. I'm about to tell him to shove this calling (which I never even accepted) into a place where the sun doesn't shine.",Have you prayed about it? +They're not in a bad place honestly.,Timber in a bad place? +"Nope, 'cause I never LET they ass.",Ah so you were the guy that sucked and always died first +DISCUSSION: If the current actors played other characters I want to see how you would cast each major actor in the DCEU if they weren't their current character. For me: Ben Affleck: Jim Gordon perhaps? (can't really see him as anyone but Batman tbh) Henry Cavill:Hush Margot Robbie: Zatanna Jesse Eisenberg: Riddler,Dan Amboyer: GL +Why Arachnyr +900%? The arachnyr WD fire bats build is number one dps. Can someone explain why it's getting a 900% set increase?,Because we like big numbers but reaching those big numbers with proper gear and build optimization is hard and time consuming. +"Shower Thought: You can set Leader Skills in Raid, but You Still Can't Set Leader Skills in Caiross Dungeons Dammit Com2Us I don't want my Mikene to keep reviving Barreta instead of my Bella. In all seriousness, I'm surprised this still hasn't been implemented in Dungeons, where AI revive is affected by Dungeon positioning, and we know Com2Us has the resources for this.",SOLUTION: SUMMON NAT 5S AND BUY RUNE PACKS SO YOU DON'T HAVE NOOB MONSTERS THAT DIE +Start a country by shipping over a heap of criminals. WCGW,"Hehe, this was in Adelaide though, the non-convict settled state." +Prob DDR 1,Idk might be a DDR0 +Your DH's spine is shiny and made of adamantium. I can't wait to hear about the nuclear bitch fit she throws in March about you guys still staying away. Just tell her when it's time spring break is about fun and you're about as fun to be around as laying on a fire ant hill covered in honey. xD,That's an awesome response considering she has fire ant hills in her lawn! +"Man i so wish there was a version of lions that were cuddly, i want to believe so bad but I'd rather not die.","There is, it's called the domesticated cat." +Okay. So can you explain how the trade policies in the TPP don't favour Japan ?,Because not all Japanese companies who trades overseas are large multinational corporates. +"I scotchtaped my foreskin. I was 17 years old and was unhappy with the size with my junk. I had learned in sex-ed that puberty stops at around 18, so I figured that I had roughly one year for my penis to reach full growth. I was never circumcised, so I came to the brilliant conclusion that the reason my dick is so small is because my foreskin had been stunting it's growth all these years. I grabbed some scotch tape, pulled back my foreskin, and taped it. I figured if i kept it pulled back for a few weeks, I would probably grow a couple inches to compensate for all the years it hibernating inside my foreskin. I kept it up for about 10 days, having to reapply new tape 2 or 3 times a day. . . It didn't help my size",That was... rash. +R.I.P Steve,Dicks out for steve +Well I had registered for allo & duo too but didn't get notified.,i think because they abandoned them before they came out +"2016 Was the Year White Liberals Realized How Unjust, Racist, and Sexist America Is",Or how much people hate the establishment... But yeah probably sexists/racists.... +Cutaway of the Passenger areas on the Hindenburg (1024x768),"Well damn, no wonder the thing crashed, with that big hole cut in the side!" +Sikh hat bro,"Sikh and original joke, bro" +Can Draymond get his T rescinded for hanging in the rim?,Do you really think Lebron is gonna make that phone call to Adam Silver? +"Their plan seems to be screw poor people, self-employed people and working people whose employers do not provide insurance.","Uh yeah, if they don't like it, they should just get a better job!" +"Gee, mike remembers it differently. Go figure. He was just an awkward teen trying to emo molest a 12 year old girl. We all went through that phase. Totally understandable.",Good thing you remember it better than Mike himself! +Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen? Because the thief was spending less than his wife.,I will give you credit for this joke +So I just finished playing WatchDogs 2 myself and it took my almost 24 hours to finish the main story and most of the side missions. So with Dan's fucking around we should get at least 100 Episodes.,"Well, he's at episode 100 already so thats a given." +He single-handedly transformed Special Teams. With only one snap a game he could completely shift momentum. He has the fastest touchdown in Super Bowl history.,I'd love to see Dennis Gentry in too! +Neat,You forgot your +And also about that Rascist genocide person. How can a white person feel that they will be treated fairly in his class?,OH EM GEE IT WAS JUST A JOKE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE +Maybe it's all the kids whose minds have been corrupted from porn that are now reaching that age and posting more online or maybe it's just a general sign of the degeneracy of our times.,"Here, you dropped this." +"I do, and it's gonna suuuuuuuuuck...","Yeah, I wish that criminal won too!" +Good lesson for life in general,"Don't be a *liar*, be someone who says things that people want to hear." +It's disgusting that we have a losing record vs AFC South opponents.,But it was a successful season! +Donald Trump's Attack On Education Is Imminent,Say bye bye to our children learning climate science. +"Well I tried not to attack anyone with a Leia lead, but that's just me...",Quick everyone make your lead Leia +My Colombian neck tie,Snektie +Invasive parakeets muscle in on native bird's nests in Israel,"Okay, but what does Fatah have to say about this?" +Dear progressives who somehow haven't yet made up their minds to vote for Hillary Clinton: the Supreme Court is one of the most compelling reasons to vote for Hillary Clinton.,Lol she's going to give those positions to the highest donator and you know it +Hurt you,Never gonna make you cry! +"People also assume I'm male...I bet if my username was white-womanwithavagina, people would still assume me as male",Well it does sound pretty manly +"If you were to pop your testicles with a hammer, what would happen? I heard somewhere it causes a heart attack?",It would be extremely painful. +"I think its a fairy balanced factual page with links to real reports, *where exactly* are you seeing lots of misinfo and bias ? In the sentence you quote Since 9th Nov is not that inaccurate, people were lining up on the 8th itself in many places..",on 9th banks and atms were closed +"And sauntering out isn't that easy if you're in Thrall's Earthquake. Or Jaina's Frost Ring. Or Void Prison. Or have been Gusted into a corner. Or any of the other numerous abilities that slow, root, or stun you. Not to mention the fact that even if your entire team moves away from Hyperion and avoids damage - the fact that they moved away from the objective or fort or whatever is often a victory for the other team itself.",Clearly you just need to dodge every single ability in the game ya damn scrub! +Nope. A mix of specalists and farmers during the off season.,but everyone before before the founding of the Reich were slaves +"The brain can't be changed (in relevant ways), the body can, so it's treated as physical.",isn't that what conversion therapy is for? +Gayrope (gay+Europe if it isn't clear) is pretty common word among Russian patriots. Every Russian knows that only gays tie the knot in Europe and try to adopt Russian children in order to sodomize them.,And try to adopt Russian children in order to sodomize them I hope you're joking... How the fuck can anyone believe that this would be the reason behind gay couples adopting Russian children? +Which is why every state should have been required to expand Medicaid so older people wouldn't fall through the cracks until they reach Medicare age.,But States' rights! +"It's a joke. Only 62,000 rebels signed on, and even then it's dubious how much any party will uphold it, but all over Reddit I'm seeing people hailing Putin as a genius and a peacemaker.","Hey man, if you kill everyone nobody will be fighting." +"Is the entire Christian faith riding on the fact that a Jewish girl lied about having an affair, in order to avoid being stoned to death?","No, because God is real and faith should be substantial proof." +Why can't you in 2016? Instead of the 'regular' USB to Lightning you use the USB-C to Lightning. Nothing changes in connectivity.,I think he means without having to buy anything extra. +s1mple CRAZY CLUTCH,S1mple has been playing out of his mind lately +"If you go with what Hillary is saying, in the 9th month, you can take the baby and rip the baby out of the womb - Donald Trump, 3rd presidential debate","I was like, that called birth yo" +We can probably get rid of any species on earth just by telling the Chinese that eating it will give you an erection.,Don't they realise it's 'Gyna' now? +Nintendo really needs to release a new Metroid game. Maybe it will happen on the switch.,That comes out when Valve releases Half Life 3 +"But it's high noon, not night",Fuck of Mcree +Blue/Leaf Alola form - SpeedPaint,Pew-lad +143 hours in....i just cant dick ride this game like you guys can...its just not that good,Then why are you here? +I fixed the HUD,Original idea +Any game hasnt had this lazy devs,IDK I came from Dayz that felt slow as fuck too. +"We have to give Caldwell one more year. Not only has he earned it with his record, but if we keep firing coaches before their contract is up, we will never be able to attract anyone better than, or even as good as he is. Remember when Wizenhunt was the best head coach candidate according to everyone and his brother? He couldn't turn us down quick enough, and that likely had to do with our reputation for being the end of the line for head coaches. Thank fuck he did though, because Caldwell has actually done one hell of a job compared to the joke that was Wizenhunt's tenure as Tennessee's HC. If we fire Caldwell with a year left on his contract, a winning record, and two playoff appearances in 3 years (sip), we're going to be the last place any decent candidate would consider taking over. Would you want to take a job for someone who fired your predecessor early despite being the best they had in 50 years? Fuck no. Unless Belicheck is planning on leaving the Pats after the playoffs to find a new team to turn around, Caldwell is by far our best option for next season. Shit, if he wins this Sunday and a playoff game this postseason, they should hand him an extension. All you people calling for him to get replaced this offseason, who the fuck is going to be available and would be a guarenteed improvement? Shut up, the answer is nobody outside of fantasyland. Even if you think you have the answer, too bad, they ain't coming here if they have other options outside the Browns.","Uh, one of Bill Bellyczechoslovakia's coordinators, duh" +America is full of precious little snowflakes now a days. Why the fuck are your bugs so large and poisonous in Australia?,Not like the old day before snowflakes when everyone said 'cunt' all the time and nobody thought a thing of it. +he probally showers more than you,What does that have to do with anything? +"The Black Set is pretty good, requires alot of visiting that big sword and mining it in between quests. I also really like the Akantor R set, gives you Earplugs (can upgrade to HG with gems or necklace), Blunt, and Mind's Eye. I gemmed in crit draw with that one.",Thanks I guess I'll grind for the black armor set +Got to 4k trophies with this deck. It just takes a little practice.,"How to reach 4k: Take the Giant Bowler Cancer, and add it to the Meta minion and elite barbs cancer." +Why did he lift his leg wtf halak,Should have had that one. +"Nurse...with a chainsaw? So I've been away on holiday, tis the season, come back and my first match is with a Nurse...wielding a chainsaw. What the f*ck did I miss during my 2 weeks away from this game?","It's intentional, they felt the nurse needed some extra help do they equipped her with a chainsaw and she is now invisible while charging." +"12/29 Wildcat The hype is real, coming down hard. Second half of the day was better than the first. Easy to believe there will be 18-24 by tomorrow. The parking lot was a shit show, had to get out and push the car in front of me to leave.",I'm shooting for first chair +"Supervisors are going to rank employees in terms of kilometers of sidewalk cleared. Other considerations are not easy to measure and therefore to enter into employee evaluation. This is the same at all large organisations. Depending if there's an union (could be contract work), anybody in the yearly bottom 20% won't be asked again next year.",Yup that's what I meant to say but you said it more clearly and precisely. +Official CNN Warning: It is illegal for you to upvote these dank memes.,You'll never take me alive CNN! +Honestly it's been fantastic. I just found out that hot young single women have been trying to get a hold of me for quite some time.,I met a Nigerian prince the other day! +Yep!,Do I get a Kroger cookie? +"yeah, only had the Steam stats as a source, wich ofc doesn't include those who launches their game outside of steam.",Or those on PS4 +"Just wait, the other 29 teams fans will call Bruins announcer top notch homers while this has nothing to do with another team.","No way, I'm fully on Jack Edwards's side here." +I'd like to find out where you got your statistics from. Just claiming 99% of people agree with this without backup is a little like saying because I said so.,"Yes, and a p value, too." +Title?,circlejerk +Literally unplayable. Psyonix please fix.,The Snow Day arena (old one not the new one) there is a picture of a rocket league ball instead of the puck. +Jordan confirmed next captain?,Faulk off. +Still waiting on that evidence.....,Translates to: waiting for my supreme ruler to put it in a tweet +"I am looking for war movies to watch. Hi everyone, I recently discovered this subreddit. I would like to know some good war movies with interesting plot like Saving Private Ryan or Blackhawk Down. I would prefer a movie that is in color or easily able to find in the internet by Netflix or torrent. Anyhow, every recommendation will be taken into consideration.",Bridge on the River Kwai Where Eagles Dare Guns of Navarone The Great Escape The Dirty Dozen +I don't think the US issues many Russian guns.,We'll see if that hold true in the future. +Can't keep his eyes off of her,She sounds delightful! +"Manish Sisodia's office burgled; documents, computers stolen",Modi ka digital india/digi locker suna hota to.... +Everyone get in here! This guy is arguing with the dude who was being sarcastic all along!,That guy gets it. +Hit dogs are gone before the target knows what hit him,Can we put the *MEEP MEEP* roadrunner sound effect in there? +"does eris even know that a shipwright exists in the tower? i mean COME ON! she's always complaining about her ship that blew up and that she cant fly anymore and she somehow STILL hasnt visited amanda IN OVER A YEAR! someones gotta tell her amanda is 50 steps away from her, and that she can step away from her urn for a sec... (misc)9",But she wants HER ship! +"Got this lovely item in my inbox, completely unprompted.",What did you do to piss him off OP? +The Wedding Is Here,"oh, i didn't even realize she was getting married" +12 months for that? What the fuck. You don't even get 12 months for GBH these days.,But the justice system can't be seen a racist. +Help with Surname: Good Working on Genealogy and having trouble with my grandfathers side of the family. His last name was Good and I can't seem to find any connections past his dad. I've been searching for books with the Good family but most the books I find use good as an adjective good research tips for genealogy instead of family name.,Do you have anymore info other than a last name? +"I think this guy used to be my assistant manager in FM14, Nice to see the name once again.",Well yeah he was assistant manager at real madrid for a bit before moving to derby... +"I have black and white chakrams, I'd need a decent amount of crates for them though",how many c4s for black? +"By after school Satan clubs I assume they mean science, math, robotics, etc., and anything that does not involve religion...",Because science burns the skin you heathen atheist! +yeah that was also a very hard one. i watched a ton of youtube videos to get that one.,"I've heard the general rule is like 5 clinics, but I was hoping for something more organic." +Cheapest way to add 400hp?,"Is that a set of super rare supercharged hi-speed low drag, drag radials?" +Is that what really came up???!,Amateur photoshop skillz +K-9 unit tackles escaping car thief,That's a good boy +This guy thinks he can see the future,"No man he's totally gonna be Hitler 2.0, you're just not *smart* enough to see it" +Why,Cuz Widow is wearing the ''Ciel'' skin. +"I had something similar happen the other day with a squat rack. Dude sat there talking to his friends, who were using one squat rack, for close to thirty minutes. Then after he stops talking to them, walks over and asks me how many sets I have left. I had just finished my warm up set of back squats and was loading up the bar. Let him know I had 4 sets and I'd be out of his way. He then proceeds to make a massive fuss to his friends, still on the same squat rack, about how I should have brought a tent because I'd been on that rack forever. I decided to be a petty asshole then and there and did 4 sets of heavy back squats. 3 sets of heavy deads. Some pull ups. A little light stretching. Some curls and then some front squats. Sufficient to say he wasn't happy. But I was tickled pink by his continuous commenting to his friends. I also made sure that someone else got my rack first.",That was so hot. +I swear. Got past the second phase and was so happy I thought I got it. Third try and completely out of Estus and then this shit. I proceeded to be 1HKO'd. I decided it was about time for bed after that.,I had literally the exact experience of you +Corrin deserved to be in smash,O +I love Teddy as much as the next guy and I really do hope he's able to play again but I really don't understand this sub at times with acting like he's 100% going to come back from this injury and be better than he was before. That isn't guaranteed at all yet if you say anything remotely about him possibly not being able to come back from this you get downvoted lmao. There's a good possibility he isn't the future of our team.,"Bradord's mobility is somewhat hampered by his ACL tears, but Teddy is gonna be just as mobile as before." +"They've already announced their release schedule, you're most likely not going to get changes before that. Don't compare this to WWV exploit dude... I've never ever been in a party that got ruined by a destroyer's lack of damage, as opposed to being in games ruined by wwv exploiters.","I agree here, I have never once had so.eone join a 4m party and said oh god, its a destroyer its in a bad spot but it honestly is not game breaking." +Putin: Russia will not expel anyone in response to US sanctions,How nice and thoughtful of them! +Is peeing in a laundry basket a thing? I did this once while sleepwalking in my childhood. I have also peed in trashcans while sleepwalking.,I threw up in to a laundry basket while drunk once +I wonder if he plays basketball.,I wonder what the weather is like up there... +"You make it sound easy, but that would, in fact, be really hard.","Cmon Christopher, It's not as if they have like a massive trunk of camera gear they need to haul around with them." +New loading screen!,Hmm weird the caption on mine is slightly different +"That's the general style, not the specific style",Flip Knife | Case Hardened (Gold Gem) i win +Same. I was wondering how I've been here for years and never gotten a train this nice.,TIL that Marta has first-class seating +It's called sharing and I'm sure others would disagree with you. :),It's called theft. +ASCII appropriation,"Bob Bemer invented the technology to use ascii, and he was a white man, plz don't use if you aren't white." +Warm lighting is everything...,Wouldnt you want cool lighting to keep your pc running cooler +"Daaaaaamn, Christopher Lee was tall.",Didn't know Peter Cushing was THAT small. +lets get that feebas a make over!,"Thanks, friend!" +My 1966 RCA Victor New Vista CTC-16 color television!,That looks just perfect for a fish tank! +"Which VR headset would you purchase/do you own, the Vive or the Rift? Been so torn on both for a couple of days now. Literally have been on the final checkout page for both and can't make a decision. About a week ago it was going to be the Vive, better games/roomscale/brand quality. But after OC3, it seems like the Rift have definitely caught up and come Dec 6 (Touch controllers release) might be the better headset. But i don't know, and I'd like to get a (hopefully) non biased opinion. Thanks guys.","Vive, without a doubt in my mind" +Would you guys consider Snow Day worthy of being added to competitive?,"Yeah, why not, there seems to be almost no resistance from the community towards adding new things in ranked." +Choco Raichu. 2nd competitive shiny. IVs are 31/31/31/31/30/31. 2in 3 days :D,"Quick ball, might as well release it" +What is the best or just the most important launch parameters of cs go I am using -novid -high -nod3d9ex -threads2 +cl_forcepreload 1 +sv_forcepreload 1 +exec autoexec,"-maxfps 60, I'd go lower but that's the minimum Volvo allows on mm that I play with a controller since the human ayy can't see more than 30.005fps." +What kind of backwoods troglodyte likes pizza?,"Oh, I can here to ask this!" +"Storage On Mobile is Ridiculous Almost every time Hearthstone updates I'm reminded of the same thing, how much space it takes up on my phone. I don't have THAT many apps, and my phone doesn't have pathetic storage, but I'm always having to delete something because Hearthstone is MASSIVE! Anything the devs could do to cut down on space would be appreciated.",I literally just deleted the app because I don't use it enough to keep on my phone. +Thanks for working so hard!,All those bribes the traffic police takes must give them hand fatigue +When the enemy Roadhog takes pity on your bad D.Va ult,Eliminated TheLegend27 +Telling my Echo to tell my Roomba to start working creates a weird robotic hierarchy in my household,And when one gets outta line: Pecking order. +"What was YOUR summer song of 2016, regardless of when it actually came out?",No money- galantis Or too fucked up to call by 2am club On mobile or I'd link They explain each other and this summer perfectly +"You have to buy a special monitor, but it's 144 fps. 144 hz refers to the max fps a monitor can display. So you would need a 144hz monitor to see 144 fps.",Plus the cost of bionic eyes so you can see more than 24 fps anyway +"It is around 11:00 pm, just finished dinner, we would sit on the couch and settle in comfortably. I would eye her temptingly...with excitement slowing rising and finally takes over me. I reach my hand for her, grab her and... press the ON button.. and BAM! it's Liverpool v ManCity. Yippee...",It is going to be one hell of a game. +You wore a pantsuit to a family reunion??,Womens' pantsuits are known for being comfortable and incredibly sexy +"What if we had more refs? I was thinking about refs missing violations. They also make incorrect calls. My thought train went like this. MORE REFS? More eyes means more angles for calls. But, they would prob get in the way of the players. PHANTOM REFS? Have like 5 watching 25 alternate angles with voice communication with on-court refs. They could make calls on the fly with out having to be physically on the court. Thoughts?",It would obviously reduce errors and speed up the game +willing to bet anyone money that fallout 5 releases 11.13.2018 any takers?,Easy bet there is no 13th month +HMB while i drive this truck,"It's a jeep thing, you wouldn't understand." +Mine is a day in high school with an imaginary group of terrorist Columbiners taking over and a friend and I slowly and methodically murder them and save the school. It's horrific. I've been taking asleep to it for decades.,"You okay, man?" +"Chance the Rapper cancels NYE set in Perth, minutes after festival starts",Maybe he's going to see Kanye again to make sure he's okay +wasnt this news like 2 months ago?,"Yeah this article is from December 4, I'm not sure why it's being reposted today, surely there's more recent trump news I can be upset by." +Actually it does make a lot of sense. This guy would be doing 10 years in prison for a second illegal entry instead of out there raping girls on greyhound buses.,So lets fill our prisons then that will stop all rape for sure! +Play since beta.,"It's impossible to earn significant money just playing the game for a long time, without using exploits." +And who gets to make the decision as to who is or is not educable? What criteria will they use to make that decision?,"Skin color, only whites are educable, duh!" +"Once, when I was eating alone at my university's cafeteria, I overheard a conversation between about five black guys. One of them was describing this girl and said something to the effect of: She got a real nice face, good body, she smart as fuck, but she ain't got legs! I thought to myself that that was a really superficial judgment, but as I continued listening, it became apparent that she actually didn't have legs. As in they had been amputated above the knee. Then they began discussing the advantages of this, as it allows them to get all up in dat pussy.",Their race seems irrelevant to this story... +"I do think it is exactly because they don't want to be noticed too much by the US. The official breaking of the ties between Nusra and Al Qaeda was really soft, that sounds more than a planned thing than an unilateraly break of ties.",From Jihadist standpoint it makes sense because the strongest jihadist group known was AQ. +If (almost) every animatronic/robot in SL had a face plates full opened image in the Extras Menu.,Magenta eyed BidyBab doesn't have it's faceplates open litteraly unlook-at-able +"Minor crimes should be met with lethal force! Especially if the perpetrator is black, right?",Their fault for not being the white color. +"Well, yeah, I mean if you think about it for a moment it's kind of rude not to at least greet the French in their own language if you're a guest in their country. One would be insensitive to think it's rude for someone to return their own rudeness.","Yeah, learn some English if you're going to visit the US you cunts." +"Y'all need to grow the fuck up and face the fact that it's too easy to buy guns here. Nobody is going to let this idiocy continue. If you're a legal citizen with no record, how does it affect you to change the laws? Don't give me that second amendment crap.","Y'all need to grow the fuck up Ahh, how every sensible level-headed person introduces their common sense values." +Wait what's wrong with Animal Crossing Amiibo? I like them.,They didn't sell as well as the smash amiibo. +The evolution of gaming,Is the first one official art? +12.31.2016 - Alumni Edition: St. Louis Blues vs Chicago Blackhawks @ Busch Stadium (1:30 p.m.) The Winter Classic Alumni Game will consist of three 20-minute periods with a running clock and two 12-minute intermissions.,"Is it me, or has Chaser actually gotten better at actual hockeying since he retired?" +"Phone Acting Weird After Ditching 8.4 Jailbroken for 10.2. The Slider At The Bottom Is Black, The Sound Icon Is Broken, And There Is 12 GB Being Occupied Somehow.",Sounds like your iPhone turned into a bird. +UK train companies pocket millions in compensation for delays,"if only we had the fat controller, he would make those trains run on time" +"Some of my friends are making life-changing decisions this New Year, while I'm here carefully planning how to exact my revenge on that double-faced traitor Dido She. Is. Such. A. Biatch.",It's always the freaking Dido -.- (c) +I guess Fate is now officially the Marvel of the anime medium.,Not enough retcons. +Then make it so apartment rent prices are directly tied to the minimum wage.,But but...that's.. SOCIALISM! +SWEDEN BURNING: Stockholm in flames as car fire epidemic rages in 'no-go' zone,But snopes said no go zones don't exist! +"You guys have helped Corsair ship over 10 million Power Supplies. As thank you, we're giving a limited edition RM1000i away for free! (details in comments)",hello bb +I'm a female veteran. 20 years in the Navy. 8 years enlisted. 12 officer. There is absolutely no reason woman should not register for the draft. This is a disgrace to women. They are just as capable to serve in the military as any man.,Hoorah am I right? +"If Trump cared about bringing jobs back to the US he would buy American steel, make his labeled clothing in America, hire Americans instead of 1As.....",but that wouldn't make him smart. +TIL that the iconic Nokia 3310s battery capacity is 3 - 4 times less than an average smartphone today.,Jeez I wonder what brought out this TIL. +"Jokes on you, it isn't even actually that windy here.",It's just a slightly less icy butthole. +So i went on legacy today to find a very nice guy that keep animals :D,Gnarly Rad Boots :DDD I have him on steam +Potential Coaches? Are we assuming Rowe will coach until the end of the season or will the Cats most likely hire someone? Who is even available? I know Hartley is free but who else?,I heard that Gerard Gallant guy is pretty good +Rodrigues crashed under safety car. :/ Seriously!?,At least he made it further than Grosjean in Brasil +Because Rainbow is deducting those points from your paycheck in part to pay for a new bag for Rook and also to fund a Chanka buff.,"So you're saying the more often I team kill, the faster Tachanka gets a buff?" +Rocked from an illegal glove grab.,He must have grabbed his glove really hard. +The downsides of having an SSD.,"If you shift+click on the restart button in Windows, it'll bring up the menu which will let you reboot into UEFI" +"Fit looks great! I'm like 6'2 and got L too so i'll think it will fit. Ordered the steel one, based in Europe tho so gotta wait",I'm 5'11 and well built and got a medium and fits perfect +"I can too, i would've but i also don't spend my time trying to get motherfuckers not to do that",That wasn't solely anarchists out there. +Very late Wizarding World crate (1st box) Has anyone else not received the first Wizarding World crate? I signed up on Oct 6th and submitted a ticket on Nov 18th when I realized I hadn't received a tracking number. I finally heard back yesterday that I should be getting a tracking number within the next week or so. Wondering if anyone else didn't gotten their first box either or if I'm just an outlier.,I just got mine today. +Oh my god we are the front page lol,8-stock +So what do they do if they dont attend uni? Where do they go,Germany has an extensive apprenticeship system. +Samuel L Jackson smiling while being eaten by a shark in Deep Blue Sea,"With such a high quality screengrab, you can definitely see it..." +How does he have 15K post karma with almost no posts submitted at all?,He's probably an administrator. +Another nutjob loser who thinks he needs to win at electronic games xD,Another moron on the league subreddit xD +Last time I used it you could tap any white permament(leyline of sanctity for example) for the forecast ability. Maybe they tried to disable that and fucked the card even harder.,"Yeah it wouldn't let me tap anything, mtgo is a great program that accurately represents gameplay" +"Disliked plain Mystic logos on shirts, so I made my own. Is it worthy of Team Mystic?",Wrong logo. +"Evidently there's like, 5 stores in the US? I'd like to go to one but closest is about 1000 miles away.",I have three around me in a 20 mile radius. +2016 ym It seems more like fuel than a safety net,Ikr look at this guy +Will do... do my hands count as breast pumps?,If you have overalls and a milking bucket they do. +"Yeah, but the trick is to stop moving at just the right spot so the enemy gets sent off edge and you don't. It's hard to predict. Overshoot and you fall off the edge. Undershoot and the enemy doesn't even take the slam damage. If you have your back against that wall, however, it's the perfect distance to throw the enemy off, but not you.","Ah right, I misread your post and didn't notice you said that wall in particular." +"I said this before, this Paul hate she has won't matter if Paul or her win HOH next week. The sitting ducks will beguile her and she will work with them over Nicorey. You act like Nat doesn't flip flop multiple times a day and that she'll remain this way until next week.",Nope +"Yes, i highly suggest checking out Any Colour You Like. All 16.8 Million.","Be careful, seeing that many colours could cause brain damage." +Apple CEO says EU tax ruling 'total political crap' - Irish Independent,Paying taxes is for peasants! +Chinese over American every time. China is still very much a developing nation and they need our lazily earned dollars more than we do. They work hard for their money and need all the help they can get. American workers are physically unfit and obese and the products Americans produce are often shoddy and unreliable. China #1 American products have really lost their compatible edge.,You forgot the +Except it does. When you don't want them to talk you just press whatever button it is to mute them. Then hit it again when you want to hear them. Not being able to hear them when they are dead all the time is just going to lead to a mess of problems,silver brain detected. +A friend of mine cathched this bad boy today... yeah.,Oh how cool! +I don't have a screenshot because I was not expecting it since as u said it was not mentioned in the patchnotes,"Well that's jut 500 exp so not exactly huge, are you sure it's not the exp you got from something else (like an evolution) that displayed on screen in the same time as the medal?" +"Nightmare Toy Freddy (NOT REMAKING THIS, DESIGNING THIS WAS A BIG HEADACHE FOR ME)","This isn't yours, someone else made it." +Piloten zien fors meer illegale drones op en bij luchthavens.,Lijkt me een klusje voor die haviken die ze nu al gebruiken om vogels van de vliegtuigmotoren weg te houden. +'Per ongeluk' een schuld na erfenis nu makkelijker te vermijden.,Niet beneficiair accepteren is ook bijzonder lastig +"It's only fun if you want to just fuck around for a bit, not if you actually want to play a good game.","Yeah, who would want to play a good game?" +You got a neg Karma alt for enchantinh? No?,Sure let me just run this negative karma alt from velia to muiquun to solve a problem +Farfetch'd leads in Tokyo please?? I'm only here for a couple more days and the Pokemon pickins have been slim.. I think the title of the post pretty well covered it. Thank you!,"Wow, I didn't realize CH was so nerdy." +"Yup. 44 men under whose leadership women's rights have hit a barrier which apparently we should be satisfied with. And yeah, actually male politicians really actually have been for men but point that out and you get attacked for being feminist which in itself is a ludicrious attack given how the feminist label has been twisted to take on negative connotations. It's definitely time because fighting for gender equality should not be unreasonable or unprecedented anymore... it needs to be the norm.","Yeah, but clearly the measure of the success of feminism should be how much it helps men, so it's a shitty movement." +"*looks at your name * mods, what the fuck?",I haven't been here all that long :p mods notice me plz +"New to audible! Hi guys! I'm going to be driving a lot this fall season going to different cities and attending different football games. As a way to pass the time in an enjoyable way, I thought I would get into audible. I've never really read much and I've never used audible before so I was hoping that you could maybe offer some suggestions for something I might like? Thanks for the help!","I don't know you or your tastes, so I'm going to suggest things to you!" +he earned his on-court reputation. everyone knows hes a good guy off the court,"yes, emotional lesbian was entirely earned" +Islam should be treated as a political ideology because it is one.,Source? +"Trump is one of those guys that talks tough, but when confronted backs down.",It's called The Art of The Deal. +Any word on motive?,mental illness +"What player is most likely to be deemed stealing from the owner after this season is over? In honor of the season kicking off tomorrow, I figured I'd throw up one final shit post. What player will not be worth his contract and shit talked this year about stealing from the owner? My pick is Ryan Fitzpatrick.",Colts oline. +Falco 0-death,"Dude, Plup sucks." +Meaning you can't freakin' plug in your mic and tell them?,Apparently some...scratch that...MOST people don't use their mics in a tactical shooter that requires coordination and communication...why would they? +The Yankees are going to somehow make the playoffs aren't they,Yeah we are +"oh yeah, I meant late 2002 because I remember Chris Jericho going back to raw and complaining because he was having a good time on smackdown but Vince said he need star power for Raw according to Chris Jericho in his 2nd book.","Yeah, they got Jericho but it all evened out because SD got Eddie, Benoit and Lesnar under the request of Heyman plus The Undertaker so the blue brand still had the upper hand." +"Cody Rhodes: WWE, Cut ties w/TMZ-they ran my Mother's 911 call Cut ties w/ESPN-they insulted a child Have balls. 'Mainstream ain't always worth it.",They should also fire Rusev for insulting Titus O'Neil's kids that one time +"Foodies of Reddit, where is your favorite place to eat?",Laury's restaurant +"No shit, sherlock.",Says the guy who thought he needed to make the obvious statement in the first place... +There's a reason one of our largest lobbyist groups is pretty much dedicated to fighting this shit. No one else really will.,They would only fight this because the manufacturers want to sell to all the potheads in America! +"Bourbon and Coffee Hello everyone! This morning I decided to try a little experiment. Everyone knows irish coffee, but theres this sharpness about it that ive never been too fond of, so i decided to try it with bourbon instead and oh snap! Its soooo much better! I used about 1.5oz of Buffalo Trace bourbon in about 10oz of coffee from my french press with a dash of hazelnut creamer. The flavor profile of this combo is just phenomenal! Notes of caramel, malt, hazelnut, honey, and coffee. If you havent tried this, you really should!",OP are you expecting it to be a rough day? +Smug upper middle class college educated millenials with strong communist and globalist stances do. They are ruining the west.,"Goddamn educated people, always ruining things and contributing nothing whatsoever." +Oh shit... Are you serious? How do you know this guy (not sure if you feel comfortable answering that question),He's the sister. +YouTube disables monetization on Youtuber Melanie Murphy's (400.000 subscribers) videos on acne covering/makeup because they're not advertiser-friendly,probably because it was objectifying women and showing them how they can make themselves pretty for men +United States sends massive 38 billion dollar military aid deal to Israel,muh deficit +That's gross. Net subtracts the fees brought in from outgoing transfers.,"I agree, it's disgusting." +"Ugh that sucks, 10 days overdue is practically and eternity at that stage. Come on baby, your mumma wants you out ASAP.",Every day feels like a week. +"I enjoyed it man , try clay if you enjoy making them , toke on .","Wait, so if you make something like this out of clay it would be safe to smoke?" +"Random question, what is IIRC?",If I recall correctly it stands for indignant infidels run congress. +which province/,don't you know your provincial flags? +"Apparently this is a case of feminists suffering from amnesia. Yes ladies, you've already got that one - it's been okay for you to batter any man you want, consequence free, for a number of decades all thanks to your ideological sisters",I hope your comment didn't get them angry at us ... +You gotta know when to stop,Maybe he knows she likes butt stuff +Overwatch now downloading 900 MB Background update,"Damn, I am sure no one noticed it before you, no one plays Overwatch except you , and no one posted this already on the sub" +"Haha okay, you deserve it for punching infants!!",They were probably playing arty +"Adults should be drink whole milk, the problem is the what they are willing to cut out of their modern diet for it.",Adults don't need baby-cow-growing juice. +But Christians do the same things!,you forgot the +I don't follow,Every night now for ten years ya been telling me da same thing! +I checked all shipping tracking numbers none of them comes up. It is clearly fake. Just like op's username,How long a tracking number remains active? +"He's taking music to a place where authenticity, practice, and talent are irrelevant.",What a genius +What's in the glass tho,Obviously horse piss..... +"Storing one-time-use skins in the wardrobe should award one transmutation charge It's pretty depressing to have to waste tons of skins when unlocking BL collections. Or, allow the skin to be unlocked and account bind the skin consumable. Anyway, it doesn't seem right that it gets destroyed...",i think skins should just be salvageable into transmutation charges +I used to drown thousands of bees with the hose in an attempt to flush the queen out of their tunnels because I wanted to see what she looked like. This will never be relevant unless I become a celebrity or a serial killer.,Bees<humans +YouTube has been going downhill since it was bought up by Jewgle,Casual anti-Semitism for the win +"People that post gifs/videos/webms of their moments and not in highlight/potg format, what is your method? Do you just always record when you play? I have some really good moments that don't get recognized and don't have the space to hold that much video",Buy a PS4 :P +CNN cancels appearance of Trump supporter after he destroyed them last night (WITH VIDEO),Holy shit that dude is gonna be embarrassed when he looks in a mirror and sees that he is not white! +Houston Texans (3-0) @ Dallas Cowboys (1-2) [](/happening2),Nice blocking on the screen there guys. +PC Players: Double XP Weekend for Uplink! solid population already in the playlist. Happy it's something other than Dom or TDM.,Why just pc? +Tom Brady is starting the Patriots' preseason finale on Thursday.,Well he isnt the starting QB week 1 so it makes sense +I had a Great Dane who had one of his legs amputated. He did the same thing several times after waking up. He'd make it a few hops then have to use his chin as a leg. He was a big goofy dog and would just sort of look exasperated at the lack of a leg. Within a few weeks of amputation he was running around my back yard and seemed to have forgotten that he ever needed a leg. Wish I had thought to make him a cool Lego leg.,You're comparing the mental capability of OP to your dumb Great Dane? +Think he's embarrassed?,Amazing that the guy in the white shirt never let go of his phone. +Who would be in your band if you got to pick from all of the dead musicians in the world?,Imagine if the 27 club started a band +"Fun is relative -- just like in TagPro, you kept sniping me. ;)",He probably pulled a Cardinals move and hacked your big board. +"A wasted Warrior Aero Hotah. In the books this man is massive, expertly trained in combat, and is married to his axe. This man honestly probably could've taken down Jaime in his prime. In the show he seemed just as awesome, until he was stabbed in the back by a little girl. The Dornish storyline was destroyed in the show, I know, but how they used Hotah will forever be the thing I hate most about it.",Sexist pig +"how so? the funerals he's paid for, the charities he has? that's still fantastic work that needs to be done and it's good that he's doing it. people are complex like that. he can be responsible for great acts and indefensible ones.",no people are either good or evil. +Former Windsor Spitfire and current New Jersey Devil prospect Ben Johnson has been found guilty of sexual assault. He raped a 16-year old girl.,This never would have happened if Lou was still gm +"BULLSHIT: New York City schools to be closed on September 12, not because of 9/11, but because of a Muslim holiday",I wish I had gotten this many holidays when I was in school. +I bet it'll be some dickwads who cheat their way through and then talk during the final cutscene. ;),Never forget +"TIL that during the Arcane mage artifact scenario, Azuregos joins your party...and you can report him.",Report for cheating because he cannot be killed. +Imagine going up 1-0 and doing this for the rest of the match...,Yeah how dare he use a completely valid strategy to waste time! +"IT'S HAPPENING!! - Trump (+5) in Ohio, (+4) in FL & NV, and (+2) in NC. (BIG LEAGUE!)",WE ARE GOING TO VOTE AND WE ARE GOING TO MAGA +Just over a year ago steven hauschka made a business decision,He spared that man's life is what he did. +one word- alcohol,Exactly... We don't need more added to the mix... Never mind the massive problem with ice right now. +"I'm eating a ridiculous steak, reading your comment and giggling uncontrollably. I'm sorry. (No, I'm not.)",Didn't see that coming at all. +"Yup. Trump just acknowledged he groped the adult porn star he tried to get alone while his wife Melania was raising their newborn son. But it's ok that he sexually assaulted her because other people have touched her with her permission in the past, and to him that's the same thing.","I'm sure Trump thinks that she's probably been groped *against her will* before too (by other men like himself), so in his mind, that makes it *doubly* okay." +How is it then possible that TH visited the Averys for Auto Trader photos more than eight times (not exact number). That would mean she was there approximately four times a week in a two week period.,2004-2005. +Rare Genji voice line I've never heard before,I thought Genji's rare sound clip was ''Hey sure I can go healer and stop autolocking Genji every game'' +"If there's Splatoon 3DS, Nintendo is basically moving the Wii U to 3DS",Lol they would take out the online though. +"For most of the season you couldn't see who was grouped ... so this may skew things a little Also people know comp now, so they are more likely to play with mates ... makes it easier for them going through their placements rather than doing it all solo and realising they can't lobby together anymore because of rating differentials",All my friends play League qq and fill on an LFG isn't often picked for some reason. +The worst Government Department in Brunei I would like to hear your stories and experiences in having to deal with the Brunei Government departments and suggestions in ways they can improve their service delivery,Turn their offices into Pokestops. +brunei Worst nightlife!,Yes but we've got the best Sunday Mornings! +"Business confidence dramatically recovered in August, after plummeting in the aftermath of the Brexit vote",Did they adjust the buisness confidence to take into account the drop in the pound? +I built a curved aviator bar in my basement. World War II leather bomber jacket cigar sofas And all...6 months of work shown in 93 photos. enjoy!,Is it called The Danger Zone? +I make video games and software. Here is my current setup. :),"You should learn some photoshop aswell, make a good wallpaper for yourself" +"What did that guy mean, prefacing this with My culture is a very dominant culture? Like, unless Trump puts his kind in their place, they'll get uppity and start businesses or something?","Because, you know, white culture has never dominated ANYONE." +I poked myself with a sharp lead pencil and stabbed my hand and made little dots in the shape of a penis then connected then with a line. 10 years later the lines are gone and the dots are still there. Penis hand is my nickname. Always a penis in my hand,OP pls deliver +"Pokemon Go 'blasphemous' for rewarding eggs to vegetarians, Indian court told",Cucks tbh famalam +"Me, talking with a female coworker about a month ago: M: I mean, really, we're just a bunch of regular dudes doing grunt-work nobody else wants to do. H: Hey! M: I mean dude in a non-gender-specific way! H: Haha, yeah, I was just talking to ____ about that that the other day, how we say 'dude' and 'bro' and stuff when talking about anyone. M: It's like saying 'you're one of the guys'. It's just a thing, right? You're part of the group, that's all. H: Exactly. Notice how it wasn't a massive gender relations issue and we all got along? It's probably because the conversation was between two normal... okay, I can't say normal. Two *rational* human beings. Go figure.","No, it's because your poor colleague suffer from a massive case of internalized misogyny." +Suggestion: Make Bolt Actions without scopes available to all classes I feel like this would make the game feel a little more accurate and let people (like myself) who only want to use bolt actions have a bigger range and let us contribute to our squads better.,Just get rid of classes and let everyone equip anything. +"With how boring most multi-crew roles will be outside combat, I wouldn't be surprised if they build arena commander into mobiglass.","Noo don't ruin Arena Commander, mobiglass games are p2w with in-app purchases and money grabbing tactics." +What. The. Fuck.,What a fucking arsehole! +He turns up on the last day to say goodbye maybe? I'm still hoping.,"He turns up on the last day to say It was a prank, bro" +Pope says something pro environment and sustainability; cue the mad scramble to talk about how much religion sucks. No wonder nothing ever gets fucking done.,"You obviously forget that since the man is religious, everything he says is moot!" +How would you know? Your dreams die in October.,Ouch ok geez +What is the worst way you can describe your favorite movie?,3 Hours of the life of a guy who ends up narcing on his gangster buddies. +In the NFL crowd noise literally gimps offenses in some instances. Seattle is notorious for being oppressively loud when their team is on defense. So much so that the Offense can't make their pre-snap calls effectively thus relying on hand signals and timings. They go from being able to change plays entirely to only changing portions since the guy 8 feet to your right whos job was to run to catch the ball needs to block very large man trying to kill the guy with the ball. If that doesn't happen the play gets blown up. Basketball has Free Throw chants. Hockey has sieve chants (which almost never work but are hilarious).,yeah nfl players should be on booths +"Putin on the DNC hack: Listen, does it even matter who hacked this data? The important thing is the content that was given to the public.",These leaks are *surprisingly* anti-democrat and pro-Trump... +"If that were true, and they truly didn't buy into Trump's white nationalism, wouldn't they be voting for Johnson?",I left off the +Captain L vs Nurse,How ironic that Captain L had to hold that L in the end +What if she is a cat girl?,Neko-American is the *non-offencive* term +You guys are hilarious. I was being sarcastic.,Sure sounded like it. +Bless her heart.,"Hey now, let's be civil." +I saw your rocking horse and bring to you an unknown F9 and F10,I think F9 is macro and F10 is gaming mode it disables the windows button +"I have a good time with this game Then I play a nurse, inevitably die, and wonder why the devs hate fun.","I have fun when I win, but its boring when I lose." +The way WSJ changes headlines to pander different audiences...,But you can totally trust their newspaper to be fair and accurate. +Even if I drink it afterwards?,"Yes, but using it for enemas is okay though." +What?,"Nothing really, I just can't ever tell if you're being sarcastic or not anymore." +"this --- intel likes to almost tie that fan down. also try giving it a lil spin with your finger, maybe its just not getting enough power for the first nudge. my mobo sends it into 100% for a second then ramps down to very very slow.","its not even underclocking itself, i have both ai suite 3 and hwinfo64 reporting temps avg 42c (fan not spinning at all) pc at complete idle." +What advice would you give your younger self if you had the chance?,"If you don't want to go to that party and get wasted, DON'T." +Bounced on my boys D to this for hours.,Aaaand post! +"They are all just great. I wish they would make more. I guess they have weighed up the effort it takes to what it brings in and it's not worth making them often. But damn, I've watched each cinematic so many times now.",It takes riot too much money and time when they can be spending their time making skins +Seriously..updates for an undergrad math book? This shit hasn't been changed in hundreds of years!,Oh but they have to change the order of the homework questions so students can't use a previous version +lets compare bodies to houses for a second. lets say a bodybuilder physique is a mansion and an average but in shape body is a single family house. Now lets compare testosterone to money. Women DO have testosterone but not enough to afford the bodies a man can achieve the same way i have money but not enough to go buy a mansion. And that's why your comment got shit on. the whole women and men are exactly the same except for genitalia narrative does not hold water when held up to reality.,"careful, somebody might come around and say you're saying women have less money than men" +Do you really need to preface metro boomin like that? Lmao.,"metro is a lowkey up and comer fam, not many people know about him yet" +This is the new reddit play.,Another stupid Kalista nerf +Only lol. Johnson has some extreme positions. Total drug legalization. Deregulation. The list goes on and on.,Yeah because the war on drugs is going just great. +HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THE WIRE!? SHIT'S FUCKED UP IN BALTIMORE.,"THAT SHOW IS TEN YEARS OLD NOW, IM SURE THE CITY HAS GOTTEN ITS ACT TOGETHER SINCE THEN" +I personally never understood the love for yandere. One of the most annoying archetypes in my opinion. Most of them are just crazy and victimized bitches.,Being a psychopath is adorable though +Or even better they get so mad at quitters and quitting in general they quit forever! Solving the problem!,Who needs a working report system when players can essentially ban themselves! +You get a bonus to stats in PvP for using characters from the game of the week.,I'm on global so no PvP yet :( +"Cheaters, GGG I hope you ban this sort of behaviour!",Or they could not log into the live servers and let players discover a possibly busted or broken realm... :) I know you are being +"Maybe he should change something, seeing as he hasn't really been all that successful with things lately.",HE KNOWS HOW THINGS NEED TO BE DONE +"For Trump, based on his speech today, I expect him to say Hillary is a hungry war monger and he will be the president of diplomacy (laughable as that sounds). He will call for increased spending on military and talk about how its current lousy. He will try to connect Clinton to foreign intervention and creating ISIS. He will say the US bribed Iran. And Im guessing mostly unchallenged on all of it. Clinton will mention NATO for sure, and nukes, and his propensity for talking about how he loves war and bombing the fuck out of people. How his rhetoric will inspire no diplomacy and how all diplomacy from Trump will come with a price tag.",Do you think Clinton will outline any of *her* plans or just highlight Trump's faults? +I'm quite sure that's that short.,Manlets when will they learn +Discussion: Red Dwarf Lives Matter?,Your political commentary is hilarious! +"I am not aware of the specifics, but I know the FDA basically have certain areas they are not allowed to touch, because of politics. That is why a raid on alternative medicine a few years ago found that... I think it was 70% of them did not contain a single molecule of what they said on the package. It was mostly ground of houseplants. And the FDA is still not allowed to control those, so that is most likely still the case","That's kind of how homeopathy works though, so the fact that it doesn't have a single molecule actually means that it was incredibly powerful!" +"Having trouble stopping the run? The first 10-15 minutes of this video will show you exactly what you are doing wrong. (Sgibs and Zfarls, TWIM 201)",its just 9 minutes of sgibs doing the play art glitch... +Conan announces his trip to Berlin!!,I am sooo psyched for this. +"Once again, a grown ass man made this.","I'm certain the only reason he still uses plushes after all these years is because of that sweet, sweet revenue." +I've been accused of hacking in every fps I've ever played. Some people just can't accept that other people are just good at these games. I find it especially funny when you kill someone quickly with a headshot or 2 after they empty out their entire mag and only get 1 limb shot and they think you're cheating because you know how to aim.,Anytime you do something badass in a FPS you're obviously a hacker +"Oh course, but some idiot living in the midwest will suggest you to move to a lower cost of living area: which is always the south or midwest and only has low wage jobs.",because gay people would totally be happy and safe living in rural Alabama +What constitutes a bag? Is that some kind of standard amount or what?,It is an individual bag with .1 (ish) gram of heroin +Arteezy streaming right now,PogChamp +What is the worst advice you can give that rhymes?,If you eat allota pie you will die.... +Adam having a drink cutscene.,What else hasn't been found yet? +best buy needs an update,The 710 is fairly new +Group of death? Really?,Which other one is harder lol +Profit isn't necessarily evil. Human life comes first.,Human life doesn't get me new Bugatti next year does it? +You really are asking the wrong crowd here bud. Just remember to take your meat out of the freezer before throwing in your jeans.,Shouldn't the meat be sterile? +Amazingly this correlates exactly to when they say CTR got their huge cash injection to start dominating Reddit,How strange. +"This is not true. I can definitely uthrow dash foward upb uair kirby at like 60. This wouldn't work against full di away, but on slight di it does.","I unno I'm thinking like Samus or luigi not Kirby, not sure what combos sonic can get on him" +Twice Mina Upskirt,Those safety shorts are so hot. +In support of a terrible movie?,You misspelled awesome. +I'm out of town but next month I'm in!,Next month for me too! +I reinstalled Windows. Is that right?,Vista or win10 +"Lots of them, and not all guys agree. If you like makeup, do it the way you like it, and there's probably a man who likes it that way. Can you find a makeup style that'll appeal to all 3.5billion of us? Probably not. But dating all 3.5billion of us at once would be hard to manage.",And might get you a reputation +Then why did he leave the butter?,It's 4chan +Newt Gingrich: In A Normal Society The Clintons Would Be Ostracized As Totally Unpatriotic Scammers,Clintons = murderous grifters +Hillary is a liar or she is incompetent. I would prefer Trump who says mean things.,Yeah...because Trump *totally* hasn't been caught lying or proved he's incompetent in *any* way yet... +"Feed me attention. Roast me, you fools.",Did your dad also grab your left eyebrow when he walked out on your life? +The do nothing president? You'll have to explain this one to me.,People won't be sure you've doing anything at all... +And you can be all muscle and still be high on the bmi right?,well they can measure your body fat and after see your 5% score with a 40BMI they will just praise you like a god +"Well the Zaku seems to be just an addition, after all, it's all about the boosters kappa.",Gotta gave that DAKKA! +"I started reimagining Pokemon as robots, tell me what you think!",They remind me of Five Nights at Freddies. +"Irish too, right ?",Naw they're white so they damage the narrative. +"I would think they would have teased the Beastmaster aspect I little more, considering that is where most of the problems lie. Though the flaws for pets does hint at a more robust system.","Potentially though, they may *still* have yet to fix the Beastmaster, so they're teasing the general Ranger things so the D&D fanbase don't avoid the update." +Did you even read the post?,I think he forgot the +"Saudi Arabia sentences a man to 10 years in jail and 2,000 lashes for tweeting that he was an atheist",Seems proportionate +"TIL that in 2015, two day care employees in New Jersey were imprisoned for running a toddler fight club among a dozen boys and girls aged 4-6",Gotta get'em while they're young! +The first Premier Challenge of VGC 2017 Has been announced!,TIME TO DRIVE TO OHIO AGAIN BOYS +"Yes it was a risk, because I was applying for something that was not being advertised as something entry level or as an internship. My experience has shown me that students who apply for positions that are not targeted at them tend to be ignored, so the risk was that I was sending my information out to a local firm, really unsolicited (since the advertised for an Experienced Accountant) with the very real potential that I would be ignored. I wouldn't call it a humblebrag but an example that sometimes taking that chance can work out, but only if you actually take the chance.","If you consider a generic rejection email a 'risk,' I don't want to fathom how boring your life is." +"Ha, how can people still mistake UFOs for Saturn.. It's 2016 people!","I'll have you know that as a well experienced marine biologist (yes, a scientist, so I obviously know what I'm talking about) I can confirm that this is a UFO." +What new habit did you start recently?,Running on a treadmill +The national economic implications of a taco truck on every corner,"In America, we call *taco trucks* Chipotle, Qdoba and Taco Bell." +"Let's not now get complacent, thinking that we've done all that needs to be done. We haven't. The unfortunate truth is that this deal, while positive, will not make a lick of difference in the long run. We need to dramatically reduce emissions far more than the large governments are offering, and we need to do it far faster than they're offering. Not just that, we need to be taking approaches which actively restore the environment, reducing the acidity of the seas, the carbon dioxide in the air, the deforestation for cattle and the methane they produce, the desertification of fertile land, the privatisation of water in vital areas, the rampant destruction of at least eleven species a day. If we do not do any of these things within the next few years, I cannot stress enough that humanity won't survive. I hate to go all power-to-the-people on you, but we need to stop waiting for the multinational conglomerates of the world to suddenly grow hearts and consciences. They won't, because it defies Capitalism to do anything other than seek profit at the expense of everyone and everything. So they must be forced. The governments won't do it, so the people must.",But we can't inconvenience corporations +Buying a moderately priced and safe jetpack,"We have hover boards, who needs jet packs?" +Is [l=c] gone?,"It was so convenient, I hope there's a way to turn it back on." +"TIL East, North and South-West Europe do not real.",They're obviously only counting the True European^^(TM) states that their forefathers came from! +"Speaking as a New Mexico transplant... who lived in NM when Gary Johnson was governor... Fuck that guy. He sold the roads to Koch Industries, who promptly overran the budget and didn't repair anything. He sold the prisons to private corporations, resulting in a wave of prison riots and shitty conditions for everyone (guards included). His record stands in the way of his lying bullshit. The only difference between him and trump is a reasonable set of filters. he'd sell the infrastructure of our country out from under us and tell us that we were more free because of it.","At least he is true to his beliefs, right?" +Which part was rapey? When she masturbated in the same bed as her sister or the part where she occasionally bribed her sister to kiss her? Because neither of those sound like rape to me.,Yeah bribing little kids with candy for sexual stuff even kisses definitely doesn't come off as rapey +That is one hot dad.,*How to DILF +720 no scope ladder stalls wouldn't have been so cool if no one else saw them.,"Nobody wants to see that, they want 360 CoD 4 bounce noscope" +AI judge comes to the same conclusions as humans in human rights trials,"79% accuracy, while amazing, is far from the same conclusion" +"Yeah, except you tell them that the $10 bill is super rare, get an expert who's a friend of yours to tell them it's true, then tell them to stop taking money from anyone else but you. Then, after you get their $100 for your $10, you ask them to trade that $10 for your EVEN rarer $1 bill. I mean, if we're doing analogies, let's do them right pls.",So I hear youre a murderer +"It's a very effective AI gun, albeit high risk against decimator heavies.","Yeah and what are the odds you'll run into one of them, right?" +Oh no! That is very sad :( I hope this doesn't affect her in the future. Her aesthetic is my favourite.,She seemed a lot better in the periscope video +"Club appearances, basically.",What exactly does someone do for a club appearance? +"Credit where credit is due, he was a pretty damn successful dictator. Just a shit conqueror as well.","Too much meth and opium, what could have been, if he just took the right amount of drugs!" +"We're not the baddies, and we would have been out of there without a problem if not for a certain king and his inability to realize that he can never atone for his own sins, and everything that happened to him is his own damn fault.","Yeah, it was totally his own fault that he was enslaved and made a gladiator." +"It's all about the music, man.","You gotta like, turn off your brain and just enjoy it." +Is 5 from A Song of Ice and Fire?,Yes +I'm so sorry this happened to you. I hope both you and your partner can find a cause worthy of your extraordinary loyalty.,Thank you. +You tell those feeeemales.,That makes sense. +"Honestly, I'm used to it. It's a little disheartening as a fan of OpTic because I feel like I'm rooting for the bully, but it's the same situation with TSM really, so I see both sides.","yeah but i feel like when an opposing teams makes a good play against tsm, the tsm fans still scream, ohhhh or woooooo meanwhile in cod its silent." +"Venezuela's president chased by angry, pot-banging protesters",Too bad REAL socialism never had a chance to take place. +"What is something that used to be very common on the internet, that you never see today?",people referring to smutty fanfics as lemons +Redacted: 30 Percent of FBI Hillary Clinton Email Investigation Hidden from the Public,"Those parts where just small talk, don't worry." +You can say fuck on this subreddit. We'll allow it.,"What does this new mod know, hmph." +Republican Bruce Bartlett on Twitter: I saw a number of reports where Colin Powell denied advising Hillary to use a private server. But advice was in an email that media have.,I'm sure the media will take Powell to task. +"lol, the markets moved in Clinton's direction after the debate.",But Pence still won right? +First look at the new hero (Playstation Conference),The ass comments are somewhat creepy considering lots of people were asking for female characters. +That crosses the line into a personal attack,Yes it does and I don't apologize for it - but I have no problem with it being removed and being called out for it. +That doesn't really solve the problem of picking up every sound in a 3 block radius though. :p,Well I personally use a yeti and it doesn't pick up people talking loudly a room over so I don't know what's wrong with your mic +"No one understands that anti-crate people *still want to support the game*. I love supporting devs, but I also like being sure I'm going to get something out of my purchase instead of potentially nothing because they had to do RNG to scrape up a few extra bucks.","yep i've bought the majority of the DLCs, and will buy future ones if i like what's in them but i have no interest in interacting with crates or trading, i just want to give money directly to psyonix for the items i like" +Dics,Well fuck me sideways +exploit/bug/whatever,Send it to delfy so he can help valve fix it +Nope,So detailed... We should give OP gold for his contributions. +IGN: Mighty Deposited: Oddish lvl 12 male Message: pg2441,Done! +Two raggers that never quit..Please can something be done about this?,Fighting a player in a pvp world is bannable k +"Aether Revolt Prediction Alright, put on your tinfoil hats everyone. The Aether revolt is not about the Renegades and the Consulate or even the Phyrexians. It is the actual machines that are going to be revolting. Take a look at the card [[Accomplished Automaton]] . The construct created its own servo. The machines have ways of independently creating life. They no longer need the fleshbag races. The Aether Revolt is literally the children of the Aether, constructs powered by Aether, revolting against the servitude the fleshy races have put them under.",Maybe Nissa taps into the aether and learns that it's a living thing and goads it into seeking freedom. +Literally an online guestbook where you can put your name on it and leave a message.,I think those are called comments now. +It's a risk you have to take. It's absurd to suffer out of fear.,Some consider it absurd to ruin your life at a certain age because you assumed that science would save you in time. +why instead of reading this useless question dont you do some squat challange on youtube fitness ?,You could've done the same instead of posting this question. +Why is everyone acting like this is the only way to evolve stuff? This is a FREE ADDITION. You can still hunt or hatch rare Pokemon... they aren't taking that away.,"I wonder why, mmmh, its almost like some people don't have at all some pokemon to catch or hunt, mmmhhh, what a mystery..." +Food should be free,"Because food grows on trees, right?" +"I am not condoning piracy, I am condoning giving money to thieves. Crack Windows all you want, activate against a pirate KMS server for all I care. Just do not fund thieves.","See that kind of mentality is why you couldn't play Overwatch a couple of days ago, that is how you get botNets." +"If the establishment is hell-bent upon ruining the lives of roughly a third of the population of Europe (those who are neither willing to be part of a multicultural country nor wealthy enough to escape it), then the establishment should expect a backlash from that one-third of the population of Europe. And the European Union, which has been at the forefront of many sick attempts at social engineering, is an excellent target for that anger.",you forgot to mention cultural marxism +"Wow an interesting clue reward instead of I don't read patch notes, check my 3 pages","Hey dont be so quick to judge, they mabye rolled 1 page, 3 times." +Minegame,Made for all those grandparents looking for that mine game costume for their grandkids... +"here is the thing kiddo, if that was the case he should stop running his promo homie.",how else is he going to get the money to buy more holos? +I'm pretty sure that's Franks Red Hot. I literally just used that stuff a few seconds ago.,Can confirm it's Franks Red hot. +"Who are the real hustlers of Singapore? Running the streets in their own way. Finding their groove and owning it. Artists, business owners, rebels etc.. Disclaimer: Not talking about criminal hustlers",the 60plus year old aunty/uncle clearing your plate at the hawker centre because they need the money and cant stop working. +Find the main characters,The second row from their left side. +"I'm bad at FPS games, but I want to get good at Halo 5. Any tips for a newbie? I literally got the game yesterday. Main questions include how to use grenades effectively, how to aim (particularly with the Sniper/Beam rifle), how to know when to crouch to hide from radar and when to dash and not care, how to not die as much. I'm mainly playing Arena modes, particularly FFA and SWAT, but I also want to get better at Team Slayer. Other FPS games I have played are Halo 4 (at least a year ago since I last played), Black Ops 2 (was not good at it, found the time to kill to be way too fast), and sometimes Halo 3 at a friend's house. Also, how do I use the Hydra Launcher?","Buy the 10 dollar Mythic pack, I hear it's pay to win and totally breaks the game" +"6'5, 170 lbs. Never gotten much attention, what do you think?","Follow the suggestions of the other commenters and maybe try to do some facial exercises to get some better features, the shape of your face is very weird right now in my opinion" +What? The list isn't joking.,Because Hog and Royal Giant take *soooooooooooooo* much skill +Unfortunately your squad cannot actually hear the whistle. I feel it would add so much more to the confusing ambiance of combat with multiple squads shouting orders and blowing whistles to charge certain objectives.,"Yeah, that would make it too much like some sort of.... battlefield?" +"At first glance, I thought Saturday Discussions finally went off the rails.","Give it time, crippling alcoholism & depression don't happen overnight." +"Circumcision is not the best word however it's still genital mutilation. the only difference between male and female mutilation is severity, we should support neither based on what is not and not on the severity.",yeah but circ isn't as bad as FGM so it;s okay +"Oh, for Pete's sake. Go back to your hug box and stay there, you fucking retard.",TIL Einstein failed math of all things +Looks more like Freddy Kruger to me.,That guy from mortal kombat x? +When Pugging Finally Pays Off,"You still can get more from daily challenge, kappa" +What I know so far: Link wakes up,Breath of the Wild is a sequel to Link's Awakening confirmed! +"Yeah, remember when all those green frog picture loving anti obamacare trump voters killed all those minorities? Me neither!",Dylan Roof totally didn't kill a bunch of black people while they were in church. +Roast me!,Any idea on the projected flight path for your eyebrows yet? +I can't believe you managed to get 60 frames into a single image,The reason it looks like a single image is because your eyes cant see beyond 30fps +Not worth I think though,Very worth it +Maybe ebay seller is reusing Amazon boxes?,I have *never* don't that before... +"OP is probably so fucking confused now. I'm confused, and I have spoke English my whole life.",spoken +Are you serious?,Didn't you know that everyone who does pot ends up being a heroin whore. +"Why would they ban leggings? Leggings are cheap, comfortable, come in every color, and very popular. More modest than skirts or dresses. I don't get it.",Oh but they're form fitting...we might see the little girl's figure. +Such is the middle East. It's definitely a case of the devil you know.,But these guys are nicer terrorists! +Conor McGregor's girlfriends tattoo.,Conor McGregor chillin' out with...Eddie Alvarez...? +/utg/ makes a discovery about Chara,Clearly this means that Chara is Mad Dummy +Do you ever wake up on the brink of orgasm? Is... Is that normal too?,You're remembering your conception. +Clinton's story is unravelling. FBI reveals that Hillary could not recall briefings due to blood clot and health problems,CNN told me she was perfect health +The guy that played the intro riff was Steve Lukather. From Toto.,Thank you. +The movement skills of a God! (From 72hrs' stream),And where are the complaints of auto aim on Nurse? +A boy and his cow napping at The Goshen Fair,Too bad he has to sell the cattle for slaughter.. 4h.. Good memories +"I entered my first game of bounty hunter and was like, How in the fuck did they break this game this badly?",I keep asking myself that question since June. +"They have access to food for about 45 mins. For a lot of the problem eaters, their time at school represents the longest time period outside of sleep that they're not eating. Do you blame your work for your eating habits? No, because that's stupid. But bad parents LOVE to blame someone else. ADHD, Autism, Vaccines. It's always something or someone else, but it's not their parents.","Yes, ADHD and autism are made up conditions..." +This Anti-Gay Texas Business is Marketing its Bigotry in a Front-Page Ad,But le libertarian free market will ensure this business will fail for it +How is this not racist?,Why would a show about black people have anything but a team of black writers lol +"TTYD Remaster - Where Did Everyone Go? Remember a while back when Risa Tabata said in an interview with GameXplain that they'd consider remastering TTYD if enough people were vocal about it, and the petition/#RemasterTTYD hashtag was spread around? I was expecting a lot of people to get involved with that, considering how much the Paper Mario fans want the return to the old formula. Fast forward a few months later, and... things have gone quiet. @RemasterTTYD on Twitter has... only 77 followers? And the petition has... just under 3.5k out of the 5k supporters it needs? That petition was made months ago! Seriously, for a fanbase that's supposed to be adamant about getting the series back to its roots, this isn't good... Like, AT ALL. I don't understand how a fanbase can be so vocal about something not being done, but somehow (and suddenly) become so quiet when an opportunity to make said thing happen comes around. So I have to ask - where did everyone go? Let me know your thoughts.",I didn't even know there was such a thing. +"Just think...fewer people in jail for a victimless crime, AND more money for education.",But our white women might start sleeping with the negro jazz singers! +Wario is also a really bad MU for lucas,But Hyperflame beat both Sosa and strong bad +"Content Update? Just got a content update notification, logged me out and the M-Games events are gone? Did anyone else get this? Does this mean anything about those who didn't get forte?",Yes also just got the content update notice and the forte event is gone. +"Can we get hand and keyboard cameras for the next major? It will literally solve any situation where a pro player is accused of hacking. A lot of people say that valve knows the pro players cheat, and that they hide it because if it ever came out that the pro players did actually cheat then it would ruin the CS:GO pro scene altogether. So just put a hand and keyboard camera. We'd be able to see every single input by every single player in every single moment. A sure fire way to stop all the hackusations. I'm not seeing a con here, except maybe the extra cost of the cameras.",But what if they have implanted a chip under their skin which informs the player his enemies exact coordinates by vibrating in morse code? +Lil encouraging birdmom for a friend who's having a bad time,Dime for scale. +"fitzroy area, just near brunswick st!","Was going to go, but I don't want to get stabbed." +"Only the finest quality, 420cp basement dwelling shitlords.",Reported +"We Need a Twitch Fitness Section. I think its been said before, but a Twitch Fitness section would be awesome to have. Will it ever be a thing?",Wii Fit. +Well they're not wrong.,I see you haven't met my parents +It rips off One Piece,Doesn't every shonen rip-off Dragonball or Fist of the North Star in some way? +May god have mercy on their spelling.,You mean they're spelling. +"Had a local woodcarver make me a picture of my favorite monster, I am pleased to say the least.",Nice Barioth +Gee I wonder why.,Must be the skewed polls. +"I do have the quest, but the mission wont spawn again after I failed it.",Even if I abandon the Q and re-take it. +"The cinematographer designs how the camera is framed and the manner in which it moves. It's camera's job to make it happen, including what specific equipment will be used. As usual, it depends though. In smaller productions, the cinematographer may also operate camera. In larger productions, there's often a camera operator who's only job is to execute the move. Sometimes the cinematographer may specify equipment, such as slider, dolly, steadycam, ect, and sometimes not. The big thing to keep in mind is everyone's working towards a single goal. So if the shot isn't to the cinematographer/directors liking, it gets redone.","Our cameraman's home, though now that he's won an award he's a cinematographer now Random joke Anthony Bourdain made, definitely butchered it." +Press F to Pay Respects,F +Used to do this until my parents installed security cameras :(,Just JO all day and bag em for CP my dude +"Kratom, a leaf used to relieve chronic pain, to be classified by the DEA as a schedule 1 drug.","Water, a substance used to relieve thirst, to be classified by the DEA as a schedule 1 drug." +M9 Marble Fade Red Tip Open for everything,Uhm I got 67 keys lol +But what if i want toast while playing this?,So AMD? +that is exactly why I gave up translating it. English text simply doesn't fit,~~size 2.5 font kappa~~ +VR Adoption has screeched to a halt since July according to Steam Surveys,Because everyone want's to sit inside during the summer playing on a VR headset? +"You could do the overdone bring back to former glory Portsmouth career mode. I did one with Cambridge UTD in Fifa 16. They had nice kits, definitely recommend.",Kits play a big part haha +conspiracy theories are taking back the front page. LOL!!,"If it concerns Hillary, it must be a conspiracy." +"Pretty easy to be popular when you promise people a bunch or free shit and then don't have to deliver on any of it. Someone correct me if I'm wrong but for how long he's been in politics, the guy has very little to show in terms of actual accomplishments. He proposes absurdly simplistic solutions for complicated problems (make it free and tax the rich) and then blames other politicians when they don't go anywhere.",Because that's what he did. +"If you look at the black officer, who appears to be a supervisor, he puts on a glove, takes a gun from under his vest, and flips it to the ground. He is never near enough to Scott's body to get the gun from there, and there's no shot of it being passed to him. I've gone from having some real doubts about the police version of the story to believing there's a serious cover-up here. Edited to add: It's also very confusing to me how he got so far away from his vehicle in the short span of time between the shots and his being on the ground.",You think cops just carry extra guns around to corroborate their stories? +"He's still OP. Double jump needs to be removed, and his dash shouldn't reset on kills. He might be ok then.",you forgot to add +'38 feared dead and 50 injured' after twin explosions rock major Russian naval base,I guess that's because of Russia not fighting ISIS in Syria +Trudeau government rejects e-petition to lift restrictions on AR-15,But how do you guys defend yourselves from the rabid hordes of Muslims and blacks? +Getting shot does more for a rapper's career than giving an apology.,I'm sure if thug was involved he was just doing it because he wanted the best for Wayne +"Clemson's entrance shouldn't even be in the Top 10 let alone #1, they literally drive around the stadium and then the players run down a hill...",Same thought I had... but I guess running down a hill is cooler than literally creating an earthquake +maybe :),Maybe no? +"However after the annex of France, didn't Hitler plan to stop the attacks so Britain would negotiate peace and help Hitler with the USSR.","Hitler always prefered for Britain to join Germany willingly, he was an admirer of Britain and the Empire and considered both countries as pure Aryan (although its not like this term really had a clear definition, always seemed to me it meant what it needed to for the Nazis at any given time)." +Not even asking which floor so they can hit the button for you - or vice versa?,Can't remember it ever happenig with a stranger +"oh hey he went for the MOST bullshit excuse, Hen1 doesn't speak English, only he plays rank S, so the only thing he probably does know in english is CS callouts.",Yeah but it doesn't matter because only pussies try to win no matter what +Millennials aren't trying to kill the planet we all live on for short term profit.,3edgy5me +"iRacing Sept 13 Surprise Announcement Speculation Thread iRacing announcement 1:00PM EDT (17:00 GMT) September 13th, 2016. What do you think it is? What are you secretly hoping for, but what do you think is realistic?",rain +The NHL All-Double Initials Team Bored at the hospital. Shitty shitpost. FW Filip Forsberg - Steven Stamkos - Jaromir Jagr Tomas Tatar - Charlie Coyle - PA Parenteau Jussi Jokinen - David Desharnais - Nino Niedereiter Andreas Athanasiou - Artem Anisimov - Cal Clutterbuck Matt Martin Beau Bennett Milan Michalek D Brent Burns - Drew Doughty Rasmus Ristolainen - Cody Ceci Jack Johnson - Martin Marincin Danny DeKeyser Jyrki Jokipakka G Corey Crawford Matt Murray Devan Dubnyk,You forgot Cindy Crosby +"How's this for Team Canada's PP1? Crosby, Stamkos, Tavares, Getzlaf, Doughty.",Won't work too many centers. +If fat people used treadmills we wouldn't have fat people,Fat people drink diet sodas and we still have fat people... +A remote sliding car door,Looks like a whole lot of shit that can break easy. +Once got called a racist somewhere here on reddit for admitting that I don't like anime. Hoooboy does saying that open up a can of worms. XD,"Clearly the nation of 2d waifus will soon get to your door and bring you to justice, you horrible person." +"I'm an atheist and I can confirm, we are definitely pro-turtle.","But you worship Darwin, Darwin ate turtles Checkmate atheists" +"Based on this pic, and the pic of your sprocket you posted in other comments, I'd say just be safe and replace the whole setup. On a side note - you really should do a better job cleaning your chain. Unless you make a point of offroading your bike, that's quite a lot of dirt. You should be cleaning, lubing, and inspecting your chain every 3-500 miles.",I think its chain wax and I don't know how to get the old stuff off +"why unnecessarily change the character, though?",Because it's progressive +I got this back in January or December and I still only have destroyed 6 power cores to this day,destroyed 6 powercores Some people just want to watch the world burn +The boys are coming,Seems like you're all pretty obsessed with Philly. +I'll probably take nothing tomorrow and then increase my dose like my doctor told me the day after. Cheers,What +Long and tough read... anybody wanna do the coles note on it?,... It's 4 pages long... No hope. +Please butcher your box to claim your rebate.,Does putting an apron on it and giving it a butcher knife count? +he's got 150 viewers and still has eyebrows. fuck this shit.,he is slowly shaving them off +What is your favorite shout in Skyrim?,Any shout that calls someone a skeever-butt is number one in my book. +No cause Christianity /edgelord420 reply,"God said Adam and Eve, not Adam and Eve and Plan B!" +what's a good quick way to make money I wanna buy something but I don't currently have the money and won't have it for probably two months so I need a way to get cash. Any advice?,Csgo gambling +Hoping a Chromecast Audio doesn't show up at my doorstep later this month...,Might wanna call them +"Seriously just making Glaz even more useless than he already is, why take away the ONLY thing that makes Glaz unique? I've never wished for varying power optics, if everyone had them than there would be no point to having a fixed power sight. Choosing a sight makes you choose your battles more carefully and that's why I like it.",Nailed it. +The anti-SEC circlejerk is officially in full swing.,Funny coming from a Bruin.. IIRC y'all lost to an SEC team this week +its about time everyone realizes the ACC is the best football conference,dropped the +LSU has a talent rich state to themselves?,Dude.... You need the +"Wow, I thought season 6 was maybe the best season of the entire show. The last 2 episodes especially were 2 of the best hours of television I've ever seen. Why do you think there was a decrease in quality?",Because they're not exactly like the book +This is what you call a PCPeasant is may own a PC but he has a brain of a Peasant.,So most ARK fans? +bro aches is the goat. why can't people just respect that?,Because he's not on OpTic. +From last night's sunset,Shot location? +The sriracha ruins it. Get some HP you infidel.,Chippy sauce you post swine. +Little album for you guys c:,<3 +Make the protesters pay for the money lost by the airline during the bullshit protest,Because the people who spend their time protesting have good paying jobs +when did the maintenance start? how long does it usually last?,Its usually up to 30 minutes but something went wrong with the honor update so they are redoing it atm. +"German here. We knew this was going to happen, since the number of refugees went up. The article states that about half of the new recipients are from Syria, which makes me glad.",Um you mean half of them are blood thirsty killers waiting to take over and enslave Germany? +Get out of the car in the middle of the road. WCGW?,I hope this person sold the video to the insurance company. +This game worth getting into? Saw the game going for 22 quid so is it worth getting into this late?,"As you can tell by all the discussion in this thread, nobody at all enjoys this game." +"Oh shit, what if Emily is Bojack's stepdaughter?",I love how you explained that +"Fuck it, let's see if we can fit four in!",I don't think he can fit that many... +"I'm gonna be that guy, and ask why she's not in prison. Am I just drinking the kool-aid in thinking she's criminal as fuck and the evidence is insurmountable? Am I victim to the polar opposite of the echo chamber I claim her supporters have fallen victim to? Or is it still just a matter of time, as FBI is charging up a fastball no fancy lawyers and feigned ignorance can stop? Be honest, guys. I need to know.",NFC breh. +So I should get a PS3?,Obviously cause as PCMR member you're too concerned with ur PC so u have no friends. +"Oh no, you mean he'll get pissed and walk away from the table instead of making deals to give Iran zillions of dollars or allow them to blackmail the world with the threat of producing nukes? Oh gosh. The horror. I am terrified.","Yeah, if we had walked away and let China and Russia make their own deals without our input, it would have been way better." +"The online community and message board Reddit has a page which is devoted to politics called, aptly enough, Reddit Politics. The name is misleading however, because the people who control it are dedicated leftists. They don 't. Theyt just remove racism and propaganda from non news sources The fact that this subgroup is heavily biased in the Trump direction speaks to Trump's racism not article removal","Yeah, the removal of Hillary's email FBI interview mega thread was just racism and propaganda." +Facebook launches first nationwide voter registration drive.,Does it also automatically register me to vote for Clinton too? +Putin says Russia not trying to influence U.S. presidential election,"Good thing we can trust our respective leaders, at the very least, to tell their own people the truth" +"Cabrera has his Silver Slugger work cut out for him: With 25 games to go, the Tigers 1B leads AL 1B in fWAR, SLG, AVG, wRC+, and wOBA",I'm sure they'll give it to Eric Hosmer instead +This is good for media profits!,And definitely just a coincidence. +"Well I never said it would succeed here, but why not try? If you give up without even trying you will definitely fail.","Sure, I'm just saying there is not much of a chance if we can't get a lot more people to sign." +"Um. Seriously, does this guy even lift? This is just a picture of a regular dude, if your friend thinks this is a juiced body he needs help.",you can't really maintain that bf % naturally year round though +Why was NA year season 4 again?,"cause svenskeren got banned and alliance got kabumed, and because tsm took a game off of samsung white" +I think Noah got banned.,"I wouldn't be surprised, it sounds horrible but he should go out more and experience life for what it is." +Just downloaded the patch.,you forgot your +"It's almost as if where you come from means nothing, and it's the amount of work you put in.","Strange, I've always been told it's who I know, not what I know!" +"transcript: So new bf we're back at his, getting a little frisky my hands may have been wondering, slightly go on then I start having a spasm, noo that he may have...misinterpreted so awkward he wasn't complaining... I'm Dutch, I can decipher a lot of different English dialects and accents, such as Welsh, Scottish, Cockney... don't ask why, I just can.",I don't think the Scots and Welsh would appreciate their accents and dialects being called English. +If you have bisexual desires but never act upon them I am not sure if that qualifies. Is wanting to do something the same as doing it? Kinda feel like you need to have at least done it once,"Yep, just like every single gay and straight person is asexual until they lose their virginity" +I'm addicted to RGB Lighting (NZXT Hue+),yeah razor is the way +druids would make more sense. like traps in the wild made from plants and animals.,Yeah druids need to be stronger +( . Y . ),what's with the hover hand? +you can look at your HSD on the character screen before and after on you equip full sentry 5pc its really not that hard. also say you have 190% HSD just 190 x 0.30 = 57 190 + 57 = 247% HSD but you dont need math to know sentry is better it just is.,But that takes 30 seconds to do! +Huh. My grandmother says the same thing to my cousin and I (both are grandaughters) find a guy that's not handsome/good looking and he'll treat you better. Uh ok grandma...,This is why neckbeards like Asian culture. +"As soon as you pick up the bottles, they are converted to auec on your account. Nothing more needs to be done, for now.",Excuse me while I use and abuse this awesome oversight. +People tend to complain too much about this generation. It gets very annoying very quickly.,I'm glad you're able to come back with such a witty retort. +FBI: Clinton staff destroyed devices with hammers,Because we all know destroying old mobile devices erases emails. +Hahahaha.. and I'm no Olympian!,You're goinnnnng to jaaaaiiiiiil +You probably should have had an authenticator.,That's the thing ... I do. +Definitely serious. ITT Tech closing has nothing to do with the economy or economics.,industrial organization tho +"Opinion: If you have 0 wins, you shouldn't be ranked. Yes, this would remove the concept of preseason rankings. I think they're worse than meaningless, they're detrimental to the game by giving weight to guesswork. But let's say we want to keep preseason rankings because *man* it's a long offseason. If you lose in week one, in week two you should be unranked. Forget quality losses in week one, we have no idea if the team that beat you is any good yet. We'll know (or act like we know) further down the line after more games are played. So, in my opinion, ND, OU, USC, LSU, (and every other team with 0 wins) should be unranked in week 2. We should be rewarding teams that win instead of rewarding teams that lose to opponents we assume to be good. If ND, OU, USC, and LSU win games in the coming weeks, we should rank them then. But not if you're 0-1. (or 0-antyhing)","The NFL doesn't do rankings, why should CFB?" +Why isn't Fox News included? Aren't they mainstream?,NO because they're conservative and conservatives can do no wrong and Fox News is not bias and is the only source of information that's true and honest without spin or any bullshit story coverage! +anyone willing to share dlc4?,"yeah, just pm me your credit card info, social security number, full name, and address" +No protean items have a chance for pet if that helps you.,Thanks man +Do I Even Need to Title?,Yeah Adventure Time shirts are really terrifying clearly. +Why does this exist?,art +@TheSafestSpace: Public university now offers segregated housing for black students...,"Just start segregation again, it will totally work!" +Joe Coffey Accidentally jumps onto a WCPW fan in a Wheelchair with Cerebral Palsy.,Accidentally +Wanna see their next excuse after they destroyed with FER in the lineup,Our cheats aren't working the same anymore what gives? +I love Twi'leks,best race in all of fiction imo +TIL that Russia embraced Christianity over Islam because alcohol.,"I wish they had been Islamic, then we would never have had to worry about them competing with us." +Happy Days,WTF *Happy* Days? +This is something I will never understand. How can you play what is essentially a solved format for that many games? 90% of matchups I know if I win or lose on turn 1.,"When it was 2 card decks, i was playing oracle and tidecaller about 30 times a day, to get 100 gold in an hour." +I think there's like five or six of them.,So the first 4 or 5 aren't really final at all? +I know someone who's note 7 exploded,Whatever you say apple pr team +It's funny how we're programmed to associate certain colors with things.,"Pink is an objectively gay color bro, even aliens would say its gay." +I felt the need to express my love for this expansion. Enjoy.,That was fucking beautiful. +that LITERALLY triggers me,Literally makes me salty. +She seems very personable,"Dude, she sounds like a keeper." +I was thinking Meireles with his godly beard but Paulo will do too,Fuckers stole him from us too! +Playstation Network is currently undergoing maintenance? Anybody else getting it? I am in Europe.,"I still can't play games, but thank God the store is working." +"Its a condescending and crude film about something everyone knew about years ago. It ends up being an exhibitionary parade of actors being either their prime versions of themselves or just another Im steve carell and Im a versatile choice for the oddball character tech demo for future films better suited to his new serious roles. I mean the whole movie is queued up like a boo bankers bankers eat poop, here's a connect four and when all four subprimes touch its *GAME OVER MAN*, do you get that ep!C refrence bro?! Here's edgy B/C-list actor/celebrity to explain the situation in this le epic funny way to get the attention of those who tuned out the last 50mins of runtime. Hey the banks are bad and homework sucks, and if this movie were class president we'd make recess all day long. Here's a game of UNO to describe legitimate rape, LOL so random right? Its just so obnoxiously dumbed down, I get that the actors have to say things outloud to explain to the people whats going on, but dont bring it down to the point of 40min long scenes with the recall of a I just skipped speculation 101 for 8 weeks and the test is tomorrow crash-course. Its redundant. Its redundant. This is the dumb man's smart movie. I dont want to ruin the appeal of it, but films like this and american hustle just seem to demonstrate that enough popular actors doing their thing can get really...overblown. Its like someone thought people wouldnt be bothered to remember what was discussed 10mins ago and had to have a time-out for yet another refresher of what was happening mid-play. Also it was redundant. Stop celebrating this as some sort of godlike performance and just look at it as a movie thats entertaining. There are so many movies that do this story better with much less embarrassing nickelodeon level exposition. It'll make for a good middle-school half day movie in personal finance or something vaguely related.","I didn't care for it, it insists upon itself" +Disney to Scan Fingers of 3 Year Olds to Prevent Fraud,It's the way Walt would've wanted it. +"Returning player, need some help with addons. I know there are some really useful addons for WS, but I can't remember them. So, anyone have any useful/good addons I should be using?","ForgeUI, BetterQuestLog,Grid, Perspective, RaidCore, TapThat, Vortex meter are the ones i'm currently using, Can find most all of them on the curseclient." +"What do you do when you get milk for yourself from the store? Bring a fridge with you? No, you just put it in the trunk. The gallons will be there for about 5-10 minutes in transport and then back in the fridge. Calm down, bro.","Wait, after you pick up milk you don't just keep it in your trunk and run back and forth from there to restock?" +"Only available to PSL holders unfortunately. It SHOULD be open house, but unfortunately F1 doesn't really care about your average fan. I'm also looking for a pass to the pit walk.",if it were open house it would be way too crazy. +Cicada has a McDonald's logo on its head,r/hailcoporate +I'd be more concerned with him finding a way to flee the country.,He'd go live with Polanski +Thanks!! I'll be by after work this week :) Saviours!,Look for your wheel... That is all +"As a gay man, I see nothing wrong with Trump's comments and he's still as horrible as Clinton",I don't understand why your status as a gay dude matters when the main criticism of Trump's current statement mess is about women. +TIL even explaining how I figure out my own birthday is difficult.,Damn it Common Core strikes again. +"I'm talking about a flat, non-architectural ceiling. Popcorn is out, knock-down is in. I think even average homes will be doing tray ceilings of some kind in every room that's not vaulted soon.",I don't know...tray ceilings seem very McMansiony to me. +He's been dark for two years. We don't know that.,"Actually, he's been black since birth." +#NAME?,BUT THEN THEY WILL USE +LEFT +BACKWARDS +Best attacker weapon?,Doc's P90 +Can't Login in EU???? JK i'm just getting you guys ready for the spam fest of this (:,I was sure this game is dead already. +"Twatwaffle is one of two words I know in sign language. Never did I think it would be relevent, but here I am overly excited about my useless knowledge.","Just wait until you have kids, then you can get excited over all sorts of useless knowledge they enjoy." +"cryopod if you find one. With a guy like that, I'd just have him try to tame a bear or a Thrumbo.","He has a thing for animals, i'd surely let him try to tame some big animals all day because hes disposable, he's staggeringly ugly aswell so he's sure to not make any friends(no major mood debuffs) plus iron-willed he can be on workmode all day" +Your graphics card is going to get beheaded.,I hope its just beheading and not castration +A Black supremacist complained about self-loving whites today. This man also happens to be the President.,At least he allows segregation at colleges. +jj watt jj watt clowney brax miller clowney,JJ WATT JJ WATT JJ WATT JJ WATT JJ WATT JJ WATT +1. Why was he even asked? 2. He's gone on record this week saying how much representing the US means to him because his son is fighting overseas in an undisclosed location. Clearly he feels that the anthem representing the nation is more important than one man's protest. 3. This is an international competition so imo the anthem means more than it does during a competition where nearly only the United States is represented. Do I agree with Tortorella? Not necessarily. But that doesn't mean he's a bad person for having a different opinion than I do on this matter.,"Nah, your a bad person for thinking tort's position is a valid one, because he's white, and only black people can possibly understand what's going on here, because human empathy doesn't exist at all, and unless you're a direct victim of societal discrimination, you dont know can't possibly understand anything about it." +"So basically this reads to me as though you have a person that was sedentary and maintained weight through calorie restriction alone, and then readjusts her diet after consulting with professionals to support her new exercise routine. The story isn't fatlogic. The headline is totally misleading clickbait, because clearly she was counting her calories after she adjusted her intake up. Suggested replacement headline, Woman finds that she is able to eat additional calories and maintain a healthy body fat percentage as she increases her level of exercise and physical activity.",I wouldn't click on that headline. +"I didn't even think about it until someone pointed it out on the radio, you guys now have the 2014 Rams' quarterback depth chart. Maybe the Broncos could cut Davis and you could pick him up, too.",Kill me +Pictures of the vehicle show massive damage. This car was speeding to do this type of damage. Are we going to have to hear about every single accident idiots have in a Tesla forever?,Well car crashes are so rare that they really are newsworthy +"University of Kentucky Coach: Even Football Players with 'Legal Permit' Barred from Handgun Ownership: e definitely should not need a gun living in Lexington, Kentucky.",So THAT's why the Cats can't run the shotgun offense very well... +"Oh, fuck it. Don't bother making it if Booster Gold and Blue Beetle won't even be able to play in the same world as everyone else.","For real, just make another TV show if you want to stay out of the DCEU" +are you able to get nhl 17 on ea access yet? Just wondering for when I get home,I'm afraid I'm going to blow through the 10 hour preview and have to wait again when it does come out haha +"I'm not sure I 100% agree with that statement. Just off the top of my head I have the following: Omega, Naito, Shibata, Okada, Styles, Tanahashi, Nakamura, Goto, Ibushi, and Ishii. I put Ricochet in the same group as guys like Lethal, Ospreay, Owens, Zayn, etc. Which is definitely not a bad group to be in. But the guys I listed above are on another level.",Is this Dave Meltzer's Reddit account? +"Have you watched 'spring, summer, fall, winter and spring'? One of my fave korean films, in addition to 'please take care of my cat.' Mother was really good too. My sassy girl is a classic but more of a guilty pleasure than a film theory/analysis type movie.","Added to the list, thanks :)" +"Musical notes with turrets (if already known please ignore, there is a shiton of posts so I can't verify if known) When you use the turrets, there is also a musical note played if you shoot the rocks, could it be an easter egg step?",So the easter eggs require musical knowledge? +"Yeah, and thanks to Obamacare your family probably won't go bankrupt paying the leftover bills like mine did.","Maybe you should have been more successful, then." +all files are exactly where you left them,Thanks i didn't realize. +"That fact has got to tell you something. They obviously didn't see much out of him throughout training camp and preseason, hence the trade.",But.. I sit on my couch and watch every game.. I know more than the coaching staff. +"Authentic Japanese Wagyu Beef, A-5 Graded, Shipped Ftresh from Japan, is currently on sale at COSTCO",I bet this would taste great with KC Masterpiece Honey BBQ sauce +you need to fix this ranking system,You forgot the +Donald Trump Proposals Designed to Update and Upgrade America's Military.,Does anyone else think his plan is racist? +b-b-but thats how the guy that made gifs pronounces it,You don't see me coming into your church and shitting in your pews +"Global coal power plans fall in 2016, led by China, India: study | The amount of coal-fired power generation under development worldwide has shrunk by 14 percent this year",Damn Obama and his War on Coal +"What drivers are clean and do you consider anyone dirty? It's funny when you watch a race you notice how some are more willing to do things at another driver's expense more so than others. Not every driver is clean. But it's really hard to say that someone is dirty. Some might have said that Keselowski was dirty in 2014 (for sure in 2009). But today you can't really say that. Logano might be the closest to a dirty driver in Cup that we got. But even then, I think he is just overly aggressive. Kyle Busch has been dirty in the past. But he really hasn't done anything too bad in a while. I'd say that the only driver out there in all three series that is showing themselves to be a dirty driver is John Hunter Nemecheck. As for clean drivers, Jamie McMurray, Martin Truex Jr, Jimmie Johnson, and Smoke seem to be the most clean to me. I know some guys will say did you not see Tony wreck Scott? My answer to that is that #1 Scott was three laps down. #2 Tony is clean until someone makes him upset. I'd put Kenseth in that category too. So, who's clean and who's dirty?",Earnhardt is the cleanest driver this sport has ever seen +"In B4 *Why couldn't he just hit the Rapist in the leg with the tire iron?! He's not judge, jury and executioner!!*","Yes, we should encourage mob and vigilante justice so more people are beaten to death with tire irons." +"It's like there's no nuance to this discussion. I hate Islam as much as I hate Christianity even though it has less direct effect on my life. However, I don't hate Muslims just like I don't hate Christians; people have to earn my hatred individually. What I do I see a lot is people promoting hatred against Muslims (but usually not Christians) because of politics and terrorism and **OMG they're going to kill us in our sleep!** even though most of us in the West are far more likely to suffer violence at the hands of a Christian. The only people equating hatred of Islam with hatred of Muslims are people looking for excuses to discriminate against Muslims but not Christians.",Judaism is great though! +"What is the End Goal for atheism? Specifically, what do y'all speculate about the future should religion become a global minority over the course of this next generation (the Gen-Z kids)? Also, what do y'all think could happen to the religious in an atheistic majority future?",An atheistic society would eliminate the use of y'all for starters! +Can't believe I finally did it :o,He's crouching guys! +Even more than windows phone users and they got an own OS!!!,"As a Windows Phone owning Metroid fan, can confirm, no love." +dont forget muh genocide 1.5 milj-.. NO 53 gatrillion armenungs !,Wow thats a really low estimate you fascist MONGOLOID! +"With the Apple keynote finished, what are your impressions?",True innovation on all fronts +"That was so dumb. Here's our awesome wireless headphones. They're an extra $160 on top of your $1000 phone, and they don't come out until late October",More excellent Apple marketing +"What situations are you most interested in watching in week 1? As we head into week 1, what are the scenarios you're keeping an eye on the most? A few that seem to pop up the most in the sub are: The backfields of the Titans (Murray/Henry), Dolphins (Foster/Ajayi), and Ravens (Forsett, et al). The new quarterbacks in Denver, Philadelphia, and Houston. Receiving options in Cincinnati, Detroit, and Cleveland. Or maybe just whether or not some of the teams who were great for fantasy last year aren't as valuable this year because the team plays better overall (Jacksonville and Oakland).",Id david johnson the real thing +"**If you can be triggered by a pronoun, you are mentally unstable.** Mental health professionals agree with this, and recommend treatment. They will also tell you it is not advisable for these mentally unstable people to avoid their triggers. Vanderbilt (which supposedly has a good medical program) has decided to give yelling crazy people whatever they demand. It cannot end well, and those responsible for the decision should take responsibility for their actions, and resign.",Now you're just being ableist lololol +"From DSL to FttN, G.FAST, Fttdp, XG-FAST - building the NBN the tortuous way - BuddeBlog",Doing our bit to keep technological waste to a minimum +"Janitors of reddit, what are things people do that absolutely piss you off?",Shitting on the toilet seat. +"Jake Stein Vandalizes a Tractor, but Hillary Clinton is the Only Guilty Person",Wow the comments in that subreddit is cancer. +Found this at a norwegian arcade...,Let the force be with you...stop resisting! +Jamie McMurray Sherwin-Williams Emerald Paint Scheme,"Look good, drive good." +Omg the large majority was in favor for the war. She was not the sole decider for sending troops to Iraq.,Hillary personally killed every veteran who died in Afghanistan and Iraq +"Bullshit marketing. Why make a quality movie when all you need is a good trailer and salad-toss festival reports. If you want a genuinely scary, gross, fucked up experience then watch the documentary 'Earthlings'",Is that a movie made by vegans or something? +This isn't them listening. It wouldve murdered their sales this year hadv they not done this,"Doesn't matter if they do this or not, Infinite Warfare will still make millions regardless of how reddit feels about it" +Wait,Don't tell me what to do +Lots of us do this. We're kinda screwed.,"That's what you get for not buying a new car for the sake of our courageous phone, grandpa." +"Without me us definitely not the music I'd want, that'd be a joke.",Get out +I like sarcasms but only when they are actually good ;),Elitist. +LOL,I was expecting an *entirely* different article..... +"Corrupted, or *Improved*?",Perfected? +Make you feel comfortable. I have a way of sucking the awkwardness out of the room.,Giving OP an unsolicited shoulder message and bubble bath should fix that. +"By far, it was them expressing surprise at how well I talk and how smart I am. I speak with extremely good grammar and punctuation, and they'd often comment on how it wasn't what they were expecting. I've heard this plenty of times from people that live around plenty of blacks, but they usually get a horrified look on their face when they realize what they said. The kids at school would say it with a straight face and then move on like nothing happened. (I have to mention, as many times as I've heard this from white people, there have been three times as many black people asking me why I talk white. Take from that what you will, I just wouldn't feel comfortable complaining about white people doing this when I get it worse from my own people). The second most annoying thing was the assumption that I was poor or had come from a hard background. I'd often have people trying to be sensitive about my troubled past, or offering to pay for stuff for me, or asking for my opinions on social issues like welfare as if I definitely needed it growing up. My family is upper middle class and I've struggled far less than your average white man, most of the people saying that stuff to me had had harder lives than I had. Which made it doubly aggravating, like please stop devaluing your own personal struggles just because of my perceived struggles! Beyond that it was just dumb stereotypes. Asking me about basketball as if I'm undoubtedly a huge fan, asking if my dad was around, asking if me talking to mostly white girls is because I'm black. Just stupid shit that they've heard so often that they're genuinely curious if it's true.",I speak with extremely good grammar and punctuation how does one speak with good punctuation? +"Liquid nitrous oxide, at 800 psi. Its a rocket related thing.",Splash a cup of water on the side of the oven when you put the dough in +Lucio + Lag = One Hell of a Dropped Beat,Lucio branching out into black metal I see. +The Intellectual Yet Idiot,The title reminds me of South Park's The Fractured But Whole +"A clown fish with Juggalo face paint, aptly dubbed the 'Juggalo Clownfish'.",Will someone please explain to me what a juggalo is? +"It's just a joke about how nobody knows at all who this person is. The comedy is found in the contrast between how familiarly I'm speaking about them, and how unknown they actually are.","The joke is so much funnier when you have to spell it out for someone, right?" +"Pakistani Teen Kidnapped, Raped, Tortured and Killed by Police",they dont look pakistani +Just got scammed my 2 knives and the 3 other skins i have. donations are greatly appreciated. anything above $10 is not suggested. Thank you.,Why should we pay to fix your mistake? +It's high noon,High Noon Yasuo? +Well I got the patch panel for free and 1ft cables were cheaper than 9ft ones so it worked out for me.,So you cut the 1ft's in half to have two plugs+cables? +Why would only 'larger ladies' in particular not know how to clean during their period?,Because obviously fat women are too busy eating their double cheeseburger to properly clean themselves. +Some great teamwork in a ranked base race,"This does deserve to be in top 5 however, inuki where are you" +I can't believe that Hillary Clinton just assassinated Reince Priebus in front of thousands,Better add it to the Clinton Body Count. +National Democrats to Start Opening Offices in Texas,Damn Northern Aggression. +It seems like he interrupted Clinton a lot and not Trump.,"As a natural-born man, he intrinsically understands that a woman will talk on and on and on and he'll never get a word in edgewise unless he interupts her." +"It's like, can play Skyrim on medium setting no need ultra hd lah hahaha",but can it run crysis? +Warning Indicator for China Banking Stress Climbs to Record,What does this mean for Australia? +TIL drug kingpin and all-around boss Pablo Escobar was 5'5,Pablo Escobar is my hero! +I'd much rather have an Aussie CTU over yet another US one. I was actually surprised when they added the Navy Seals.,"Nah, we need more american representation because of reasons and stuff" +"Sometimes I watch an episode of hoarders before I do a big clean. Watching other people trying to find value in junk makes it easier for me see what of my stuff is really junk. Plus it seems to instill just enough of a fear of becoming one of those poeple that it makes it easier to get rid of stuff. I know you're afraid of waste, but remember, if you have it and aren't using it, it's still being wasted. Really the place you need to focus to keep clutter out is the front end... When you buy or pick something off the side of the road or whatever. If you never being it home, you never have to decide whether or not to keep it.",Yeah that definitely makes sense +"Nicht so, Opi!",Er hat es eben so gelernt +straight pride,"If THOSE people have it, why can't I?" +Wo ist das Salz?,Pudersalz beste. +Any documentary related to this?,They do exist. +"Why are you asking for people to massacre each other? What do you think the rest of the world thinks about you? Bitch, I'll cut you. Completely fine. Carry on. Enjoy the 20% interest loans.",Bbbbut he didn't say it to President Obama so it's cool +"Screw that, if you're on registers for a long period of time I'd demand my water damnit. If it was soda or something I'd understand, but water?!","Because if customers saw you drinking water, they might realise you're human... And that's awful for the company's reputation!" +Why does the rich asshole have to be white? Can't the rich asshole be Asian or Middle Eastern?,Because the show is titled Atlanta and not Johns Creek? +I think the worst part about a break up isn't the loneliness; it's knowing there is someone out there who knows how incredibly weird you are that you no longer trust.,"Nah, it's definitely the loneliness." +"There are two kinds of people, but everyone is a nosey stranger.",I've worked as cashier myself at some point and I couldnt have cared less about peoples lives. +meow irl,Plans have been made. +I found the project very neat! Although he doesn't follow very common safety practices.,"but its so little, what harm could it do?" +Rossi and Red Bull sponsorship confirmed.,"They spend 400mil on f1, what's another few for Indycar Orrrrrr confirmed toro rosso" +I guess Hillary Clinton is just going to forget about the 35 Americans who died in the First Barbary War.,"Nice try, but the Barbary States weren't Lybia at that time!" +They don't hash the passwords?,Are you expecting them to know about cryptogrqohy or something? +Sore Loser on PS4 HUT - Starts a Messaging battle with me after he quits down 4-0,Probably a Bruins fan. +Least likely pro to be cheating Lets say that a lot of pros could possibly be cheating (like said by smn back in 2014) Who would you say is the least likely pro to be cheating. I would say pasha biceps.,Fodder confirmed +"Beckett also became a scapegoat so narratives could focus on him in specific and not the fact that it was a *group* of people who participated in the chicken and beer stuff that got Terry Francona fired. Otherwise we'd have had to turn that anger toward Jon Lester as well, which never happened.",Thankfully the Red Sox FO did enough to push him away after that +I didn't mean cheap by London standards. I meant cheap for wortley,Oh well now that you put it *that* way... +My thoughts on Wintertodt It's lit.,It's so lit it's burnt +Honestly I think framing Bullets as a military theme might even be more politically thorny.,"True, at least that name'd be better than say the Washington Drones ..." +Use a password manager.,"I thought they were unsafe, even with the encryption" +Gronkowski hamstring The sports hub is announcing that Gronks hamstring is limiting his ability to play. I sure hope this doesn't lead to anything long term for our boy #87!,WOW THIS IS BREAKING NEWS! +Apathetic teenage quasi-communists who only type in lowercase? It's not hard to get 'em confused,*white male intensifies* Because communism is an insult! +A Russian river now runs blood-red after potential contamination from mining operations.,"But can anyone *prove* that this is harmful, especially when you aren't allowed to know what chemicals are used, because if not then I still have a right to do business!" +I give it one or two years before they remove all ports completely and restrict you to Apple based cloud services only. The walled garden is shrinking a little bit more every keynote.,Yeah you're right you can't use Google Drive or any other cloud service on iOS devices as it is. +"Shit, maybe that was it, I was the passenger and the car was moving and it didn't work until we pulled over to read the car manual. I hadn't even thought of that, but it makes a ton of sense, maybe it was just disabled for safety. Well chalk that up as another problem",It is extremely unsafe to pair a bluetooth device while driving! +"The difference between 'Wahhabism' and orthodox Sunni Islam, and why/how it relates to extremism.",Are you implying that many people view the two as one in the same? +"Don't worry, they always complain about not having money later",Why would the person worry about that and what does this have to do with them? +That's not a hint. That's just straight up giving the answer.,It's the anti-clickbait. +When Artem got home he took the backpack off and put it away. I think he forgot and he's still in Artems closet.,So do you suggest Ryan Hall should come out of the closet ? +How do you compromise with someone who wants you dead?,"Ask the far-left about Islam, they'll give you a great answer!" +Not to mention gene pool as well !,You underestimate the power of in-vitro fertilization and future baby incubators. +"There were plenty of champions. I'm not belittling their accomplishments in any way. They were the reason the issue was taking care of itself. They were doing such a fine job changing hearts and minds that there was no need for national politicians to lead the way. Again, while gay marriage is now the law of the land income inequality and countless other problems continue to worsen.","Mayber income inequality is taking care of itself... There are lots of people doing a damn fine job, no need for national politicians to concern themselves with the problem." +Aldo says he has 'friendly relationship' with McGregor,Remember when Aldo also claimed he had spies in Edgar's training camp? +Maybe because people don't die if they can't have Monster Cables?,I should have put +I just don't understand the shit I get when I tell people I prefer 9mm.,it fits better in your purse than a .45....sheesh +The guy clearly has mental issues only the Lord can save him from. Let us pray,"Yeah, just what this guy needs; even *more* religion." +And then Hamas awakens a Balrog,That may not be a bad thing. +Diffrn't strokes,no your opinion is factually incorrect +TGT it's not even close,Yeah the introduction of Secret Paladin didn't shake up the meta +Sono andato al concerto di Fedez e J-Ax: AMA,Sei un pederasta o sei minorenne? +Wow. Great. Just what we needed.,"Well, I read that as an compliment since you did not add an" +"This isn't premium HDMI as in overpriced gold plated HDMI cable with equal quality to a 2 dollar cable. This is Premium HDMI as in the next generation HDMI cables, which actually do have better performance in terms of throughput and signal quality.",Can't tell if +"Real boost friend, 1:1 primeknit",y'all hating now but you won't when sketchers beat out adidas in sales +Holy shit I got PhD!,at least you know how to use the share button +SS is only going to come visit you if your threat is perceived as credible. This guy has no followers to carry out his idiocy.... yet.,"What, 50K YouTube followers don't count as an unruly mob?" +Can we say schlonged?,You only have to put a trigger warning before it is said. +Fucking Vultures,"Yeah, fuck people for wanting to trade for an item that you put up." +"Let's try an experiment, just go into a biker bar or hunting lodge in the south and call the first guy you see a white boy and see what happens.",Lol it's dat white fragility in action +Wow that was a really good rendition,You dropped this: +"I think the gravestones are the 1st step, nobody's gone further than that.",No the power is first step +"Big Brother US18 - Episode Discussion - September 08 2016 Thursday night usually means eviction which means we'll say goodbye to another houseguest. Who will it be? Will we see an HOH crowned tonight? Remember, do not post spoilers in this thread! If an HOH is crowned post-episode, discuss it in the Feed Discussion thread!","But you know with that DR, Natalie is sooooo fake." +Good lord do I hate Cam Newton. Here comes the minute long dance routine,Fucking black people I swear +Lol I don't even smoke good shit man,This is the perfect time to start smoking right? +James Hardie unlikely to pay compensation for Aboriginal kids exposed to asbestos in NSW town of Baryulgil,"Weird, they have been so forthcoming with compensation in the past, never dragged things out in the courts hoping claimants would die in the mean time, why the dramatic policy change?" +"Holy shit this. This degrading mega armor sounds like torva all over again. Kill me now, vote this thing down people.","Yeah, i forgot that elder armour gave a noticable lifepoints increase as well" +"Is Laura even a Republican? I mean I'm sure she voted for HW and W, but didn't she say she always wanted her political views kept private. She's pro-choice, but that's all I know",She was a Democrat before marrying into the Bush family. +"Hillary Clinton has 1 Year to Live, says Medical School Professor",One year too late +there is no way cam doesn't have a concussion from this.,Didn't you heat about the new helmet technology? +The KKK has literally killed women and children.,Yeah but not the white ones +Everyone knows it was glass-stealgall that held the middle class together.,I think you missed the +"Yeah this was driving me crazy too, but I guess its not like you will be wearing every shirt at once, so it's not too bad.",You don't know what I'm capable of I can wear every shirt at the same time if I damn well feel like it +ITT: people who don't understand what your maximum hand size is zero means.,"Nah, clearly this card is amazing and will single handedly bring back monoblack." +"no ragrets, right?",Like not even a single letter. +"Hey Fiore fans, Brian Stokes gave us a present",Does that mean Fiore guys can start fencing now? +"I kinda doubt Apple doesnt know what theyre doing IDK what they want to do or were thinking, but they do sell millions of the same phone every year",THIS year will be different +What if to spice up stalker a bit we had him drop augments for his weapons instead of heavy impact and heated charge. ^Title,Idea for mod: 2edgy4me All enemies that look at you are blinded in slash proc is activated for 30 secs. +I wanted the jet black but when i went to buy it at 12:01 the shipping date had October and i noped. Seems apple forgot to mention in their presentation that the jet black wouldnt be available until next month,I mean they have elites of elites in their company and it's too sad that they couldn't expect the new color would be the most popular one. +How do you like to defend Chara? I like to write lengthy passive-aggressive paragraphs to people whenever they blaspheme our little angel,"I insult everyone who dares to doubt the great and kind intentions of our little goddess and savior, and link them to enermeous text proving them wrong." +Why?,Duh because businesses that can't support themselves through generated cash flow must be subsidised by their employees! +It's the internet you can say twat,But they didn't mean 'twat' they said twits with an a. Twitsa. +We're over it. Doesnt mean we'll let you mock it and also throw a 9/11 sale. If you cant understand the difference then you're multiple levels of dumb.,"Mmm, I think you've got a really solid argument there." +I don't believe Valve even makes games anymore....,I thought they were only into CS:GO gambling +"They do this most on small business accounts. So we will set you up with a savings, and two checking accounts. One will be incoming payments and one accounts payable bam.","Well, you have to keep your payables and receivables separated, right?" +"The working class will rise, the bourgeoisie swine will pay for their crimes",Cease the means of production! +its a game calm down lol,But... leaderboards! +VOLUNTARY slaves. VS the forced low wage labor that the federation offers.,You forgot the +"Obama Just Blasted NBC's Matt Lauer For Letting Trump Lie Through His Teeth | I think the most important thing for the public and the press is to just listen what he says and follow up, and ask questions about what appear to be either contradictory or uninformed or outright bad ideas.",Wow he totally blasted him there +I can only imagine what she is going to get you for 99 slayer ;),She will tell him to finish Gertrudes Cat at 99 slayer so he can get some pussy. +Just woke up.... What the fuck happened to Leicester??,They cannot defend against corners. +"...forever changing history No.. they were living in their present time. They were not changing history. They might have *changed the course* of history, they were a part of writing history, but they did not *change* it. To change it implies that everything had already happened and they went backwards in time to alter it. This stupid phrase is in every historical docudrama. Particularly egregious culprits are any show on the history channel.",...because historical revisionism is something to which we should all aspire. +"Sure. If two cards try to change the same thing, the card that started affecting it most recently will win. So if one card says your max hand size is 4 and another says you have no max hand size, then whichever came most recently will be the effect that takes place.",Would Night Owl losing time counters and therefore changing your hand size reapply a timestamp or is it based on when its played? +I disagree with point 2. The rich white dentist is a pretty relatable villain.,"You're right, he's very relatable especially because we are all just millionaires down on our luck!" +since when is the combination of genitals and hands-free a good thing?,Umm...i could see how some genitals hands free device could be fun +So this was massive conspiracy to circumvent Canadian election law with dozens of participants and over 100K in illegal donations and no one is facing any consequences? The Liberals got a nice 100K interest free loan when it mattered the most and the SNC-Lavelin executives even get their money back from it at the end of the day. Canadian democracy at work.,"Yah, Liberals and Conservatives should really have insisted on full audits of every donor's personal finances before accepting a cent from anyone." +Chris Wallace is lobbing up softballs to him and he isn't taking the swing. Perfect opportunity for him to crush her with the tangible evidence of fraud and collusion that the Podesta E-mails and Veritas Tapes have exposed and he is throwing it in the garbage.,"It sucks that he isn't a wordsmith, but he is honest." +"Green Bench in Florida is even more expensive than Trillium, but you get unlimited pours, a shirt, and a mystery bottle.",Oh side note -- your goodies should be landing any time. +"No, I just don't use it. Right kids?","Well, abstinence is the best contraceptive" +Is this canon?,"Those aren't cannons, those are cars" +What saying do you wish people would stop using?,Quantum Leap +"That is a health issue. It's not a result of him playing a victim card. And his measure of success is different than mine or yours. And it takes a community to raise a child. It's a shame no one actually believes that, always says, it's not my place/job/responsibility. Kind of how everyone treats FN in general.","I don't mean to keep this thread going, but my point was that I'm glad it worked out well for you but a dataset of one person isn't enough to make generalizations for everyone else." +Xbox One Elite Controller $119.99 with promo code EMCENEM46,Buyer beware: Stick drift and bumper breakage is common and there is only a 3 month warranty. +"* Car ran into obstacle (giant street sweeper) on highway. Very similar to the crash in Switzerland. * Police say car was on Autopilot and did not brake at all. * Driver obviously wasn't paying attention. * Happened in January, so when Musk made his claims about Autopilot being safer than humans because there was only one fatality, he knowingly lied.",Is there any solid evidence that it was on for sure on auto-pilot? +Best thing that could have happened to that kid. Now he might be able to lead a normal life.,"Sure, because all foster families are loving, caring, and never abusive." +"Woah, who is this super cool elite hacker?",The hacker known as Four-Chan +Fallout 4 PS4 Mods Update,This is so disappointing. +Setup until my new parts come in a few days,I feel your pain i have my laptop as the main computer until my new case comes :( +"I agree to disagree For me personally this feels like a live 10 for the devs than RtV I liked the old way, where the people joined (more or less) random and talked about stuff, instead of this format I don't dislike the information or anything, just the Style / Format of the new RtV :<","yes, old format was more like a community stream, where you could hang out with the devs, this format is more imformation, more scripted but less fun, way too professional, not causal enough" +Meta,I liked that more than adding the +The hack showed they are clean. Russia failing once again. It is a shit show of a country.,Still better than the US and UK of course. +In memory of the greatest system that never was. Launched 9/9/99,"totally miss the 56k dialup, and self booting pirated games from cd that was awesome." +There is nothing extra about the flap on men or women. It's our fucking bodies!,"Wait, are you not supposed to have more than one dick flap?" +This is why I just call everyone yous guys.,Sexist +"The tonnage of bombs dropped on North Vietnam exceeded the total tonnage of bombs dropped on Germany, Italy, and Japan in World War II.",And a lot of good that did +Trump to reveal 'personal health regimen' to Dr. Oz,This is not a reality show ffs +THE NEXT STEP FOR THE EASTER EGG!!!,WHY CAN'T PEOPLE LEARN TO PS4 SHARE +"Soffit/fascia and roof flashing repair recommendation Hey everyone - I'm trying Angie's list for this, but it's hard to sift through all the handyman services. Can any of you out there recommend a company for wood soffit/fascia repair (possibly future aluminum wrap) and roof flashing repair? Thanks for the help!","Try NextDoor too, might have better luck with recommendations." +I'm for one super glad we didn't sign him again contrary to this subs thoughts. Much rather have some young guys step up instead signing vets over and over again,I'm with you 100% +Just read about that. Thanks for the tip bro,Oh god only had it for a day and he's already saying bro +"In Melee, doesn't Ganon actually have a grab tech chase against Sheik?",He also has a chaingrab on Sheik +How to get mods on PS4 for Fallout 4 & Skyrim Special Edition...........kinda,Oh boy can't wait to go buy a PC for this +this should be the case for all the guns. have all guns available from the get go,lets just make them free +Uhhhhh should we tell him guys?,Well if you are going to drive drunk you should speed so that you get there faster and are less likely to get in trouble +"What did you absolutely love as a child, only to go back as an adult and realize that it is total garbage?",McDonalds definitely comes to mind. +Every time a company sacrifices a feature to make their device even thinner and lighter,Based on what I've seen on Reddit lately yeah I think you're the only one +Young people are *so* obsessed with Eric.,So as a Seahawks fan you're absolutely all about Eric then? +"I'm just waiting for someone to go the Sunshine route from remember the titans. It's almost and unbeatable form of trolling around very aggressive people talking tough. Just keep telling them how cute they are when they are all riled up. Laugh at them. Talk to the audience, dahhh isn't he adorable when he's angry? Then take it crazy far and at the weigh in face off smooch him right on the old forehead. I swear that would fuck with more guys then any I'll beat your whole family old school tough talk.",Nah +Stabbed them in the face while they were sleeping. If I were Negans group I'd be pretty pissed and terrified of ricks group. One of the saviors even mentioned to Maggie that ricks group were the villains,Negan looked like he was anything but terrified. +What do you guys do while waiting for calls? So when you have a slow day how do you guys like to pass time?,"Eat, sleep, netflix, mess with the other crews we share quarters with." +"You're a lucky mofo my old lady is completely ignorant to my sleep. I work til midnight when I come home I have to turn the TV to 0 and use headphones as to not wake her up. I have to whisper into my microphone when i talk to buddies online they joke and say I sound like I'm in an abused relationship She has no fucking problem waking up at 7am and putting the TV really loud, she will come into the bedroom numerous times and rifle around her shit, slam dresser doors then thinks she misplaced something so she looks somewhere else then comes back and does the same thing. So I eventually wake up and am a little salty because I've been awoken she does this da fuq is your problem look So yeah, you lucky.",Yeah does sound like the ideal relationship to me.. +"To people who are surprised Apple made impractical choices with the iPhone 7, let's remember that this is how you charge their fucking mouse.",But it's so minimalist! +There are 4 buttons in nacht and you can press them!,omg dude i noticed that thers a spark at spawn u can pick up +"I just read how can u be afraid of faggots? and responded with my comment, then i see an essay in my inbox. settle down, ok?",Why do you both have the treant flair you both are faggots +What's the biggest on the SV? I've only run into the 10mm on the crankshaft cover,I remebered a larger one one that cover but the last sv i had im garage was a katrina salvage about 9 years ago...maybe I'm thinking of the swing arm bolt on a more recent nighthawk... love those old 700s tho. +"Kennedy: Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country. Eisenhower: A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both. Trump: Only Rosie O' Donnel.",I prefer Trump: We will no longer surrender to the false song of globalism. +also have lots of guac,Well now I want a burrito.. +Sir,Username checks out. +"This bastard wants a job, should I hire him?",Hire Hideo Sogo +"Nope. Halo 5 forge for PC requires DX 12. *Edit* Nevermind, it requires dx 11 but it also requires dx level 12. 2 Different things. Not gonna delete my comment though, not a pussy.",Pussy. +This young gent needs to diversify his portfolio.,He's a gEnt amirite? +Anyone who understands kannada knows that this guy is not a goon. And he's definitely not threatening anyone here. But randia as always judge people by their appearance.,"LOL!, Yeah an amazing guy, a teacher, a guru, anna, with lots and lots respect towards fellow citizens and the society, especially lots of love for IT Professionals, definitely NOT threatening at all, just trying to help ;-)" +That's handy. Mine just has aux.,buy a new car +"If you believe that, you no longer have any way to prove any hypothesis. You're basically just making shit up and sticking with what sounds right. We've established that that doesn't work many centuries ago.",Maybe in order to frame a house today we need to abandon the so-called carpentry. +It's in Singapore dollars.,"1500 Singapore dollars is still about 1100 USD, which is pretty pricey for a computer." +It won't be half or even close to it. The phone comes with an adapter and lightning headphones. Most folks will just end up using the pods that comes with the phone or BT. Component price on the dac on the phone was something like 10 bucks if you or I were to purchase it (I read that in passing so take it with a huge grain of salt). So let's assume volume pricing gets the dac cost down to say 2 bucks and the amp and various manufacturing concerns gets the total unit price to say 6 bucks. Factor in warranty you get up to 7. At any rate you can see what I am saying it isn't pure profit on the thing and they are actually fairly complicated as far as adapters go. And still not a huge revenue generator for them.,Ya I bet they are doing it for all the negative press since it clearly was a design and not a financial decision.... +"I shot this with the Nikon D810, 14mm focal length at iso64 F11 1/30sec.",Thank you fine sir! +"Ask an American, who won the war of 1812, and most will say it was a tie due to the battle of new Orleans (which occured after the war), ask a Canadian and we'll tell you we kicked their ass all the way to Tim Hortons",Where is Tim Hortons? +The rankings are a little weird. You can check what rank everyone was in season 1 though. Even though I ended season 1 as a 58 I am playing with and beating low 70s now,"Cool, never thought of doing that" +Would love this too. While a black universal weapon skin would be cool I'd definitely also like at least black for an option for the holo sight,Dont you know Holo is tan only and acogs are 4x +Wouldn't matter. Sterling Treasure contents are strictly contains stuff from Taken King. RoI will have its own form of treasure,Thank you +Have it all recorded. When an incredibly suspicious clip pops up you just use that recording and see what happened. It doesn't take a mastermind to figure that out.,Breaking news: SK gaming just won another major without touching their mice! +"I used to get calls from parents as a basic training commander. It was usually I haven't heard from my son, is he ded?. I'd respond with the we give them time during the week to make phone calls, but we don't tell them who to call. I'm sorry they aren't calling you. No, I'm not going to do anything about it, we're busy with training and army stuff. One of my favorites was from the mother of PVT Johnson. He was one of my serial AWOL guys, always returning and leaving before I could get any UCMJ paperwork to stick. And no, having an NCO driving to charleston twice a day to get him in pre-trial confinement wasn't going to happen. Anyway, his mother called and introduced herself as Johnson's mom. I started with, Yes, we are separating him, and no there's nothing you can tell me to make that different. (except nicer, probably) Her response: Oh, I know. Just please tell him his girlfriend is pregnant, its not his, and he can't live at home when he gets back.","Sorry PVT Johnson, here's your taxi to the front gate, 20 bucks, and civilian clothes." +"Oman would be Skoda, the company no one ever hears from and cars they never see",what the hell is a skoda ? +"My, you're a cunt",I really felt I was making it obvious that I was being sarcastic that time without needing the +Bear Your Soul Book W366,Upvoted for visibility +The ACTUAL God Mask,I laughed so hard for no freaking reason But where's tombstone you freaking jackass Tombstones have life outside of Bo2 +The party that is calling anyone who disagrees with them a bigot is starting to act an awful lot like bigots.,Is that what you took her statement to mean? +COMMUNISM,And also a rocket ship. +"This is why I stick with wrestling, kinda anti climactic",But people really get punched in the face isn't that what everyone wants. +This guy is the real deal . MAN!! How does he DO IT????,Nice Buzzfeed title. +Pls. fix this,You hit his shoulder ^^^^ +"Move to NY state, it's legal for women to be topless in public.","Or anywhere in Canada, Women have the right to bare breast here." +Niantic...,Go ask them and stop posting this shit +Jeffy Location Trailer 1,This would be the best game of all time +yes,"no, it's clearly Sabaton" +Headshot Floorbang,+100 hacks +And flat earth theory is still a thing people believe in...,You can clearly see that the horizon is flat by looking at it! +"How Supercell could start some hype What's a way to get people to do something? Get them excited for it, it's that simple. Children get excited for the simplest of things, like going to school, getting a box of cereal, and other miniscule things. Supercell could do this to us too, just by increasing the hype for the update. What I propose is a week long of small little sneak peaks that are gonna be in the next update, but never really spoil the surprise until the update. Maybe day 1 release a few balance changes, then slowly increase in the intensity of the small little leaks, but never leak the major changes, like cards, until the very end. There could be so much excitement built up in the community, not even for the update, but for the day Supercell leaks 1 of the new cards. The sneak peaks now just seem bland to me, as in, they leak really small things the first day, then hit you with 4 cards and massive changes the next. This way the hype can be built up throughout the week and people will rush to see if the next sneak peek, or the next leaked video, or even the update have come out yet. Really, this would just be a way to attract people to clash royale, and isn't that what we want? More players, more community, more EXCITEMENT!","So to summarize the above, make the gems shinier?" +I finally showed my non gamer girlfriend portal. She hasn't moved in hours. I'm excited to tell her there's a sequel.,"Note to self... If I ever wanted to post anything of me and my girlfriend on reddit, hide her feet in 10 layers of socks..." +"__________ Voting out __________ at Final 3 Nicole has asked Corey about if he would be mad if she cut him at the end and he said no. Also, non-jokingly says CORRREEYYY you'd beat me in the final 2 all the time. What do you think of this? Does she have it in her? I think so.","Just as a side note to both of these possibilities happening, James would be ineligible for AFP if he's dragged to final 2" +Am I the only one who has no problems catching Zubat?,"you probably have problems catching one too, but just dont realize it" +"Why is the prize pool for winning Worlds the same since Season 2? I was looking up some information about worlds, and I stumbled upon the prize pools, the prize pool has been the same since Season 2. I looked up to other eSports games, and saw that they increased their prize pool every season. And I wonder why the prize has been the same for League of Legends since Season 2.",Riot needs the money dude they are a small indie dev game company with not much to give +"Worst Solo God? In your opinion, who do you think is the hardest/most challenging God/goddess to solo with? I personally would say Sylvannus.",I'm surprised Loki hasn't been mentioned yet +"Hey, it could be Wyandanch",Fuck pequa-Oceanside +"The internet was not superior when Apple dropped floppies. CD-Rs sucked, and USB thumb drives were still a few years away from being a good replacement.",Zipdisks were way superior to all of them. +"If you look at most high speed plane crashes, there's virtually nothing to see. Planes are all about being as light as possible while being strong enough to survive normal flight. They don't leave many big pieces behind.",Well... Definitely an Inside job then? +Especially if its a step kid,Or a stoop kid +"Why is the prize pool for winning Worlds the same since Season 2? I was looking up some information about worlds, and I stumbled upon the prize pools, the prize pool has been the same since Season 2. I looked up to other eSports games, and saw that they increased their prize pool every season. And I wonder why the prize has been the same for League of Legends since Season 2.","Guy guy, riot is a small indie company, give them a break" +"So now that polls are starting to show Clinton taking the lead again, are they still reliable or are they biased and skewed again?",They must have stopped calling that silent majority +"no, but I have two functional eyes",Clearly you're an expert. +Trump says Fed policy he supported is now a partisan conspiracy,All those Republicans and Democrats sitting on the Fed board must be responsible or something. +Hillary Clinton's lead cut down to 4 points over Donald Trump in new poll,"Omg, how will she recover?" +"It actually would make a lot of sense, considering every candidate for president since Nixon has done it.",But Clinton is the crooked one. +"It would be nice to see it without having to check in the options though, a way to have it displayed within the on-screen UI at all times so you don't have to cancel out of whatever you're doing or wait until you're finished to check.","Yup, or having the bus station report the time until the bus arrives instead of an arbitrary time of when it will arrive" +Just let us buy dalaran,I want a toy that summons Dalaran! +Is there a heat policy in the NFL?,"I can only assume there is, considering their view of the importance of player safety..." +You have a build for this ?,Level 1 : Whatever Level 4 : Clockwerk Steam Fists Level 7 : Whatever Level 10 : Whatever Level 13 : Whatever Level 16 : Whatever Level 20 : Whatever diff --git a/chunk69.csv b/chunk69.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..5a5cdbfcaec637d3274fc24265c2eca26ffb91b1 --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk69.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1667 @@ +Input,Output +mega ball version,"man, i wish i had a mega ball :(" +I have friends and family that use Reddit... That's why I use this throwaway account.,Ah that clears it up +its really rum in a whiskey bottle,Maybe she was hungover and dehydrated today +Some of? Bunker fuel is easily the dirtiest fuel used to run anything. Unfortunately they run these ships as efficiently(cost) as they can. Only the port of LA would need to do something. I cannot believe that California has not passed a simple requirement that ships docking in their ports or just LA run cleaner fuel(or at least capture and clean exhaust). It is a disgrace,Maybe they just have a sign saying This ship is known in the State of California to cause cancer +Can't tie it.,"FG and an extra point, duh!" +2017 Nissan Rogue rolls out at the Miami Auto Show,I'm super excited for this new crossover. +Hey what are you guys favorite first person shooter? What first person shooter do you guys like the most?,Next gen GTA5 +It blows up man.,"damn, I heard that it runs on the new macbook, should I buy a MacBook for gaming instead of building my own?" +Anyone else want to be able to Transmog Fist Weapons to one handers? I'm rolling a WW Monk for Legion and personally i dislike the appearance of the fist weapons in the game. I've always used a set of Maces or Swords. Anyone else missing this feature as well? If there's a substantial amount we can try to get this put into the game.,No you are seriously the first person in the history of this game to ever want this. +My Father went fishing this morning and catches this,They say that condoms can prevent these kinds of STDs. +I mean I really liked J-Hey... Kidding but you have to add the home grown talent like.... Oh Wait....,You didn't answer my question bud +And what is Aleppo?,the ISIL capital +Insane Darius 1v4 Triple Kill,nice repost +apparently the legal definition of communism = whatever he wants the definition of communism to be,"It's total control by the government, right?" +"Most depressing ending to a horror movie. In your opinion, what is the most depressing ending to a horror movie? To me, it's The Mist.",Maybe Fulci's The Beyond? +But he's not elite and totally overrated according to this sub this offseason,"He's still garbage, didn't even win the game" +Now kith.,Kith...and then bite hith ear off. +"When you ask about users' ages, your comments usually come off as sick burns.","I must agree, i just have trouble imagining a suitable voice for them... the burns, i mean." +Oh dear god. Move out of your mom's house and then worry about having sex.,"Maybe I'm dumb,but I don't really follow." +Posh has three tits?,"Baby, you make me wish I had three hands." +My G4 had this issue but the G5 has had great stand by battery and doesn't heat,"Both G5s I had the heating issue as well... I'm not sure if it's a just the T-mobile variants that do that, but as it's not as frequent on the G5 I owned, they still do it, and when I feel my pocket extra warm because of the phone, I know I lost a good chunk of battery from nothing..." +"The love for anavel is real, now all I need to do is summon her",But... but... Claytano said she is the third worst nat 5! +"You're pretty dumb. I complained that he didn't use his signals and almost hit into me twice, not that he got in front of me. Try again.","Yeah, because you coming to a dead stop blocking the turning lane waiting for traffic to let you back in is so much better behaviour." +"Ok, don't say it again, well give you a pass this time.",Should give him a run instead +If flying the pigeon is anything like the plane controls I'm going to immediately smash this pigeon into the ground,Are you retarded? +Yeah thanks Bungie for making my 4k tv look like butt.,Maybe a ploy to get you to upgrade to ps4 pro? +Being a libertarian is a mental health concern tho,you are so witty! +And that should be our concern... how?,Bro we need to create this person's safe space. +"Jordan Matthews assaults unsuspecting bystander, gives him fat lip. More at 11.",When are we going to stop pretending that all football players aren't violent criminals? +The Imgur Keyboard,Is there a group buy up on GH or something. +"You were cute when you were little, not an ugly duckling at all.","nah fuck that, you know it aint the truth" +Personally I think the Tornado is way overpowered...,Is this the new japanese freestyle that I've been hearing about? +Cambodian police find 80% of overnight bus and truck drivers on meth,Only in Cambogia? +What kind of fur is this and is it real?,"Try combing the hair apart, if you see skin/leather its real fur, if you see some sort of fabric its fake fur, also pluck a few hairs out and burn them, burning hair has a very.. distinctive smell (platic aswell i guess) From the last picture i'm leaning towards fake fur, however its hard to tell" +What I'm hoping to see in the Halloween Steam Sale...,At that price I would buy it. +I like the man bun,Said no one ever +Has anyone considered the possibility of VC gamecube? This was apparently unlikely for the wii u due to controller design but since this is a brand new console with a brand new controller maybe there will be Virtual Console Gamecube games. Of course this is going by the assumption that NX will have Virtual Console but it seems likely that it will.,It's a shame the Wii U didn't have some sort of adaptor for Gamecube controllers... +Spectator Mode,"Don't want to drop the bomb, but would like the know what the delay inside the spectator mode would be." +I expected someone would make this comment.,"I'm the opposite, I did Nazi it coming" +"He's only stepping in shit according to MSM. If you take the time to listen to what he says & not what MSM says he says, he makes good sense.","Shhh, quit being reasonable and pile on with the rest of the ignoramuses!" +"I don't see it. The correct play is to trade, right?","No he missplayed he had to play Wild pyromancer and equality , he lost the match for that missplay" +Wrong to the effect it was worn for the wrong brand promotion.,"Yeah all those KO, Balor Club shirts, and Strong Style shirts were also totally inappropriate as well." +"Theory: Every time someone predicts a reveal date, Nintendo delays it another week.",I thought that only applied to HL3 +ye i think they underperformed vs tsm prob nerves / tilt,Or just sandbagging so IMT dun get to worlds +"Why? They could leave in the last few seconds of the game when you guys were about to lose anyways and then all of a sudden all the work from the enemy is now wasted? No, you're thinking out of your ass, we are all players, the world sucks and there are douchebags out there who will leave in the middle of the game, this isn't all about you. The person who leaves faces larger consequences, and the more they leave the harsher it gets.","Yeah, but the leavers are ALWAYS (100%) on my team!" +Retired MLB pitcher Dan Haren gives a possibly true fantasy football confession,So like every other inning... +FBI Director James Comey's Clinton Foundation Connection,Also he's currently being held hostage in a basement somewhere by Huma Abedin. +"Wait, so the blind perdition can't drop from gold? Because that's the only reason I even do trials","I've asked most of the people I usually play Trials with, the only drops they've gotten are old year 2 weapons and armor, sometimes Pariah (Lighthouse Y2) armor, sometimes not" +"Holy shit that site is so damn heavy, and the scroll thing is awful. I think i'll add it to the DNR list.","But look at the simple, clean and elegant design!" +I wouldn't discount them both.,Insider information confirmed. +It's only week one.,But he's finished! +The Ultimate Introduction to ReactJS - Building React From Scratch,Why I've never seen Build Angular 2 from scratch kind of video?.. +Try explaining to a generation that's never seen a typewriter how carriage return and line feed are two separate things...the number of confused faces I get!,Now we know who's the old geezer! +"There's a difference between walking pneumonia and Holy Shit Pneumonia. Mrs. Clinton contracted the former because she had a troublesome cough, was campaigning strenuously, and had been around a metric buttload of people with all the political hugging and handshaking. Frankly, I'm surprised actively campaigning politicians don't get ill more often. Campaigning is hard work, and they shake a lot of hands. So. Many. Germs. Anyway, Mrs. Clinton has been put on a course of antibiotics, and should be fully recovered quite soon. I do hope she rests for a few days. Why am I so familiar with walking pneumonia, I hear you ask? I had it three months ago, for a lot of the same reasons Mrs. Clinton acquired it: troublesome cough from hideous allergies leading to irritated bronchial/pulmonary tissues, practically making a cozy bed for unwanted bacteria. Took a course of antibiotics, and am fully recovered. Back in the bad old days, Holy Shit Pneumonia was called the old man's friend because it killed geriatric folk quickly, if they had other debilitating diseases. It's much nicer to slide away from pneumonia than bone cancer, sepsis, or any of the other old-timey nasties. Keep in mind that this is all a simplistic rendering of a fairly complex disease: pneumonia has several causes; it can be bacterial, viral, or fungal. Whether you are sick unto death, or feel that you've just got a very bad cold depends on the pathogen you've met, and your own level of health.","No no, it clearly needs to be politicized" +"Wait wait, so all I have to do in order to get into restricted areas is put on my turn signal? I had no idea how powerful it is.",I don't think they caught the +"So the truth is in kino, hmmm","Yea, we should definetly go for some more hats" +"And those others are probably using exactly the meaning of the phrase they are using, and not your made-up one which doesn't have any precedent in regards to any other country in the world.",Any attempt to change the nature of the state is called the destruction of Israel. +"I gave him 4 weeks until he got hurt, this is crazy",A shame there was no way for them to draft a QB this year +"Using Super PACS and other campaign finance tools to support a candidate financially in return for preferential treatment regarding new laws and policies; or having laws and policies put in place to raise the barrier to entry into your market to discourage competition. Legal, yes. Moral.... Hahahahaha. Similarly, using tax loopholes to avoid their fair share of paying taxes.","Nah, they just really think that certain candidate is a stand up person and they believe in their political vision" +I think you'd be shocked to find out how many wealthy people are depressed. Money definitely helps you be happy but it's no guarantee,Lottery winners NEVER have fucked-up lives after they hit it big! +Anyone else read this in the tune of when September ends,"He said he was going camping for a week, or it's a cover up for a meetup at kyle or Taylor's" +You know there are other countries than USA right ?,You know that there are other countries that have yellow school busses than the USA right? +1/4 Awareness,pc master race +"Molotov, or heat-seeking missile?",*Someone* has aimbot on +What's a personal rule that you'll never break?,don't go full retard +Make allies in Bellona's ult cc immune too. :D,Change the stun to affect all the area instead of ONLY the center... Make bellona viable again :/ +This is supposed to persuade people?,I'm persuaded. +4.2 Patch Notes,Yup let's nerf BB into the ground; I see this going well. +Part time food service employees do not get paid sick time and are often threatened with loss of employment if they call out sick. This is fucked up on a human level but even more so on a practical level... they handle your food. This is how illnesses are spread so quickly.,"I work part time at a drugstore with a pharmacy and I don't get paid sick leave, either... which is horrifying, I mean I serve a really high volume of elderly customers whose immune systems are probably a lot weaker than mine." +I cringed...,TIL airsofters have their friends die in front of their eyes +"First using the thirst zapper on the invincible quest guy, now you're using a gun in a gun contest. I remember when this channel had integrity. *unsubs*","I know right, Jon changed so much, this isn't why I subscribed" +"Oh yeah, he missed a penalty, he should definitely be sold, since it's now quite apparent he's dreadful.",Guess Guardiola isn't the only one who was found out +Why is it always about skin color with liberals?,"Because everyone else is racist, obviously!" +"You... You do realize we need servers, right? The restaurant industry is sort of like... huge.",Until the robots come... +What if I'm looking at my phone and don't see the bus stopping? What if the stop sign isn't all the way out? What if there's a cool song on the radio? What if I don't speak English and don't know what stop means? Jesus Christ people- just fucking stop when you see red flashing lights on a bus. Your schedule isn't so fucking important that it's worth putting a kid in a coma or a grave.,What if I'm color blind and can't see the red flashing lights. +"A solution to the Prize Pool issues I know this has been a hot button topic. I just wanted to post some possible solutions to the prize pool being so low. 1. DOTA approach: Sell items that help contribute to increasing the prize pool. Can do a simple percentage such as 1% of sales or something like that go towards the prize pool. That way Riot gets their money, and the prize pool gets increased. 2. Merchandising approach: Riot allows merchants to go through their website. This includes team merch. Cut it into percentages. A certain percent goes to Riot for hosting, a certain percent goes to the team, and a minimal percent goes to prize pool. 3. Donation/Crowdfunding approach: The least optimal approach, but ask for donations/crowdfunds to go towards the prize pool and have the community crowdfund for a bigger prize pool. Just a few ideas I had. Feel free to add to either approach, or add an approach of your own.",Or maybe regi could give more money? +"They were leftover from my roommate. Also, I'm moving and all my pans are at the new house already.",There is no such thing as leftover nuggets. +"For calling the 16 year old mod of his fan subreddit a whore on twitch, for taking out his anger on innocent youtubers like Markiplier and not making a single decent point, for making a really shoddy roast of Keemstar and acting like he wasn't sucking him off for months and for being a godawful hypocrite.",But Markiplier had pink hair. +Referral of the day. Would there be positive effects from lowering the age of criminal liability to 9 years old?,"Right now we are near 3000 drug-related deaths whether criminals or not so lowering the criminal liability just means we will increase the death rate so the regime will make good on its promise of 100K criminal deaths before the next elections, right now the rate is a bit slow and they need to fast track the drug related deaths in order to meet that goal...." +"I come back to the metroplex, in January, after being away for four years, and realize that gunshots are the norm now. I live right where Garland, Richardson, and Dallas meet, at my father's house. While in Lubbock, I didn't notice the population surge back here. I usually sleep during the day, and I hear the 'lovely' repetitive sounds at night (I guess the magazine is empty by now.).",That's just the sound of a safe neighborhood +Found a big Allen wrench in my lab,Big wrench or tiny hands? +or a burn victim wtf,heart burn +accurate I don't think you know what that word means,It's not like the GOP has been anything but hostile towards women's healthcare or anything... +LOOK AT ME I HATE FNAF AM I COOL,Very. +"Balls showed up sometimes, a more accurate description of that year would have been Darius showed up along with his friends Fiora and GP.",Yeah fuck Balls for playing Meta champs. +"And I'll take the ones who don't, seeing as that number totals in thousands of families because of inane screening policies.","Yea, that's smart" +It can be used to show intent. The one thing Comey needed to recommend indictment,"Comey didn't even need it, He just decided that is what he needed." +A well bred dane will live 10-12 years.,Yeah when I was talking to the breeder she was telling me her dogs consistently live 10+ and thats its the BYB dogs that bring the average down so much. +"Al-Adnani was the official spokesman of ISIS from the beginning. He was the voice and face of ISIS in all major declarations and media messages. Of course, he was a commander as well. From my novice understanding, the US has dealt a major blow to the original founding fathers of ISIS. We took out the Abu Ali al-Shishani, who was head of Syrian operations. Now this guy. Next, hopefully Baghdadi himself (who we've allegedly almost killed). There is something to say that commanders never run out, but this guy was a major figure.",They still haven't got Obama though +Order them online and stop being an incompetent tard,"Yeah, I'd love to pay a $60 shipping fee to Colombia, only to use them for one month." +ah fuck!! Maryam didn't pay me anything to post this here. I should send her bill for 100rs/upvote.,RIP OP in next Panama leaks. +Anyone else go through more juice with an RTA than a dripper? Lately I've been switching off between my Griffin 22 and my Wotofo Conqueror. I usually run them around 0.2 to 0.4 at around 50 watts. I find myself going through twice the amount of juice than I would an RDA with a lower build/higher wattage. Does anyone else experience this?,"Dude, I've got a 0.74 build in my Subtank and I go through like 5mls a day compared to like the 1 or 2 on my RDA, it's ridiculous." +Unnecessarily over edited if you ask me.,I concur +"Why are women able to change their mood from I love you more than my life to WTF is wrong with you leaving this plate in the sink, GTFO, why did I even marry you? within a second??",Because of our fragile little brains. +Safe Shower,At least it's earthed +PVV: vier keer per jaar bindend referendum,en mensen nemen de moeite om 4x per jaar genoeg informatie te verzamelen om een juiste keuze te maken voor een bindend referendum... +Not sure if this has been posted yet but it's pretty sweet. Sf5 vs the anime.,Desk already running out of ideas for SFV combos so has to resort to other strategies to make interesting videos [](/4Head) +But I still have the retro IG before the logo change... can't update that.,"Weird, I have been updating instagram but still have the old logo" +Evil Jay Am I the only one who wishes Teddy Sears was Jay,I'm sorry but Shipps makes more sense as Jay than Sears. +Scott cannot control the time Fright Dome comes out.,Inb4 it releases after Halloween. +I hate emotes,You know a post is a shitpost when you can't tell if it's serious or +The classic creationist strawman,CHECKMATE ATHEISTS +"I shook up the HP group last week on what is needed for a priesthood blessing. So the teacher gave the typical lesson on what is needed for us to give good/effective blessings to the sick. Things like; we need to be perfect in our worthiness, we need to have faith, we need to fast etc. I then raised my hand and said that it can't be that simple because it is common for the 12 and other top leaders to reply to people asking them for blessings that their home teacher or possibly some other local priesthood holder should give the blessing (I'm sure there is some Ensign or conference talk on this). I then told them that leaders must not believe that their blessings are any better than a typical member's otherwise that would mean they don't really care about the sick. I told them that, to me, this indicates that we way over-stress the importance of worthiness and that the Lord would bless them regardless of worthiness. Totally derailed the lesson and I just sat back and smiled. Note: I believe this indicates that the brethren know that their blessings aren't any better. If they really had that power, they would be giving blessings 24/7, at least if they are true servants of God. THEY DON'T BELIVE WHAT THEY PREACH",Stop inserting logic into the lessons Brother cultkoolaid! +"People don't play objective because it is not fun I always PTFO. Atleast do my very best to win games. Sometimes I rage message to people who did bad in my team. Like why the fuck you didn't play the obj just whoring for K/D. Usually I get responses like because objective is not fun. (Or they are actually semi good players but decides to run marshal dual wields because it is fun or runs with melee because it is fun yet is the reason my team loses) I think I am in the minority when I say levels matter. Now that I've been level 1000 for a while, my playstyle for PTFO:ing is what makes me this bad/good I am. People don't cap flags in domination, because it is not fun. I cap flags because it nets me most points and can get me being MVP. People don't collect tags because you might get killed if they are far away. I rush for tags, sometimes with good results or bad. Treyarch needs to do some brainwashing to these weird people who play objective modes yet refuses playing the objective, like Domination.",C R A N K E D +Can I get some eagles?,"Sure, give me 100 bucks and Ill get you 10,000 :)" +More then 100 million monthly active League of Legends players,But dunkey doesn't like league anymore so I'm supposed to hate it +"TIL actor Wallace Shawn, while playing Vizzini (Inconceivable!) in The Pricess Bride, didn't understand the movie's sense of humor. Director Rob Reiner gave him line readings, and he merely imitated them.",Inconceivable! +"From an economic standpoint what sounds good, having workers you don't have to pay, or having workers you have to pay, what earns the employer more money.",That's like saying it's good business practice to steal from people because you'll make more money +PSA:There are a ton of Blue Dragon Bots that need to be Addressed.,Those are my blue dragon alts +She clicked on a phishing mail. She's not prepared for anything related to national security.,Yeah because the president totally gets a shit ton of phishing emails that can steal the nuclear codes if you click on them +HILLARY CLINTON SAYS SHE DIDN'T THINK PNEUMONIA WAS THAT BIG A DEAL.,Wow... she is showing her great judgement again. +Pagliano defies subpoena to avoid testifying on Clinton emails.,Nothing shady going on. +"Crate Keys Convert to Ronin Instead of Predator Crates I had 2 H1Z1 KOTK crate keys in my Steam inventory. During the big upgrade (9/19/2016 - 9/20/2016), these keys got converted to Unlocked Ronin Crates instead of Unlocked Predator Crates as Daybreak had announced. Anyone else see this happen to their keys?","Same, I'm pretty upset.." +"You can't buy of 97% of Earth scientists. Keep in mind papers put out by these researches are under a microscope. Scientists can be bought, science cannot.","But it snowed in my town in Canada last winter, how can the world temperature be increasing?" +Story/News Recommendations for 9/13/2016 PDS,British Bake Off moving channels +"Yeah, I assume the woman has been treated badly or wronged by white women in the past, but it makes you on the same level as them if you choose to prejudge all white women based on the individual actions of some. I wish I had the power to kick her out. It was just so uncomfortable.",Because in their minds it's not possible for a black person to be racist toward a white person. +"Jif vs Jiffy / maybe solved? In film and television, using real brand names can be complicated. When you use one you need to abide by copyright and trademark laws, and it can be expensive. So it's become common practice to make up fake brand names. Like Duff Beer in the simpsons. Or Morley Cigarettes used in the X-Files and countless others. This is where Jiffy comes in. Jiffy was the fake peanut butter brand used in television, and especially cartoons. This is why everyone remembers Jiffy. We've seen it subliminally countless times growing up. I'm not tried to rain on anyone's parade. I've been a huge believer in the Mandela Effect for a long time.",Kinda like how I thought everyone's phone number started with 555... +Isn't that only in the Wilder film?,Is there any other? +Glock 17 Torture Test,But a true torture test on Glocks have already been done by mattv2099... +"He looks way older than 55, especially for a man who claims to not use drugs. My dad is 55 and not exactly a model for healthy, but he looks way better than Donny. I'm more concerned about the 55 year olds you know though, they must be pretty unhealthy if they look like a 70 year old man. I forgot, you must be American.",Your dad probably doesnt run a multi-million dollar company(ies) stress could probably be a big factor. +Oatmeal raisin is the best cookie stfu,You dropped this: +It seems like the latest season of southpark has convinced a lot of redditors that it's bad to not be an asshole.,aha u pc bro? +Hillary Clinton attacks Donald Trump for posting Pepe the Frog meme,Its' great to knows the issues are front and center in this election. +I truly hope all these nostalgia additions aren't leading to UW or FoW being added as new raids. Locking that kind of lore content behind a raid wall is unconscionable.,"Yeah, it makes no sense to lock endgame content from GW1 behind endgame content in GW2" +Toyota dealership customer wants warranty to pay for repair...,Well it says bumper to bumper... +"Walgelijk dat je op andermans organen moet azen om extra lang door te kunnen leven, geen wonder dat de zorg zo duur is. Zo kom je nooit van de vergrijzing af.",Ik mis de +yeah it's just been getting progressively worse. Seems that it picked up a lot after legalization of weed. I grew up in Boulder but completely lost the desire to live in the and went out to Golden. 16th Street mall in Denver has gone to shit and so has Boulder solely because how they bend over backwards for the homeless while those same people don't give a fuck about the city. hopefully some leave for Cali during the winter and don't come back,"Yes, because shipping your problems somewhere else that already has a homeless problem is going to fix everything." +"You could accidentally fall down some stairs and get cut into tiny pieces and put into multiple different bags, which are thrown away in different disclosed areas around the US. All by yourself, of course.",Because Clinton just has an army of faceless agents who can murder US citizens at will. +Like the movie Training Day,Now I need to find a gif of sharks holding a guy in the tub with a shotgun... +"1) The future of NMS is on PC. 2) The only content that can come to PS4 will be through updates. And that will all depend on how much HG wants to invest in NMS. You'll likely never see them releasing half the mods there are for PC simply due to hardware limitations. 3) It would be in HG's interest to also port to Xbone, but it definitely wouldn't be in Sony's interest. Guess who has the louder voice in that relationship?",*s-s-s-s-sonnnnyyy* +I thought there gonna be docket on the video :/,There is... All of the totals are dockets +Lionel Messi second goal vs Celtic (2-0),Shit pass in the end there. +There was a post about dark matter and different colors.,"Yeah, all you have to do is spend $2000 on a level 1000 account after doing a 360 no scope with a marshall 16" +"Oh come on, he was just being sarcastic.","Yep, basket of deplorables sarcastic." +By whom?,Facebook post +Saw a tweet that Zane Beadles had a super low grade.,"Come on dude, just unfollow AD's tweeter acc alrdy!" +"I argue that it was the complete opposite. Think about it. Let's say you haven't watched the match, and someone desribes what happens. A team takes the lead early on and goes on to dominate the game, getting chance after chance, but they fail to make the most of them and their main striker keeps missing. The opposition keeper, who hasn't played in a while has the game of his life and is incredible. The opposition team, despite a poor performance, manage to score with their first shot on target late on in the game and run away with the point. You're probably thinking, typical Arsenal, typical Theo and Giroud, typical opposition keeper turning into prime Oliver Kahn, and once again typical Arsenal conceding from their first shot on target. Right? Well today was the opposite. P.S. Ospina played because it's a CL game, he got dropped last year after a poor performance. He's our cup keeper and rightfully should be starting. Or else we'll have to change our second keeper every year or so when they leave due to no playing time.","Fair point, I guess what I'm really getting at is that no matter what we do we can never play a linear predictable game." +Meanwhile in Iasi,Don Juan de dalas +What the fuck is wrong with the mods on here ? A post about a legitimate step was just removed pretty quickly why ? But this bullshit gets to stay? Smh mods smfh,Because is a theory about the next bone? +"Was going to type up a response, but your user name Sums it all up for me",Oooooo you sure burned him there +Plastic peeling at work = dream job,Prices in sticky plastic went up by 110% last weeks +Have you seen Australian football they run like this the whole game,You mean rugby +So full of himself he's overflowing.,I wonder what the Afghan National Army is like if they have this guy training them? +"At some point I bet you could just use spray on truck bed liner to cover these chicks. Tape off the style and suit up 45 minutes later do a second coat. The sweat, urine and shame would rinse right off.",wut +Biggest cringe in this one was the booing from that dad,"Yeah, he's really setting a good example for his kid." +Also want to add. When you can't stand and or hold your head up. You are out! Bye bye. You can clearly see her head fall and her feet are pointed down and back as she is literally carried into a car. If your dizzy your still holding your head and trying to move your feet. In the video there was none of that. She collapsed and was OUT.,I forgot the +We need to fix things.,LIKE DA VIOLENT COPS +ESPN: Quick didn't have a very good regular season TIL 40 wins and a Vezina nomination isn't a very good season.,Thats less than half the games! +"The closest I ever came was a bishop that told me he could see into the future and knew my life would be miserable if I quit going to seminary. So far... good job, phenomenal education, awesome child, wonderful husband, house, car etc. but who knows, there's still time!",But you sound miserable. +It's makin me crazy,Every time I look around +"in highschool, at a party, Mr. USA student/athelete every school has one, he was the most popular kid in school, at a little gathering one night he had a couple beers and went to dive into a pool, shallow end..... broke his neck, now he is about as mobile as Stephen Hawkings",I think I know who you're talking about. +Stay woke sheeple,How are we supposed to like and comment if we don't know who they are? +"If there is an oversupply of housing it won't take long for demand to catch up. 190,000 new immigrants plus 300,000 new births every year, with 150,000 deaths and 91,000 migrating away. That's 249,000 people every year. That means we need a city the size of Hobart every year. A whole bunch of 1 bedroom and studio apartments will help, but most demand is probably going to be in family homes or 3 bedroom apartments, which there doesn't seem to be an oversupply of.","Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'd assume most of those babies will just live with their parents for a while." +That's all we have now. A bunch of rotational guys.,"So if we keep rotating them constantly, they'll all be productive" +That's a huge waste of helium.,You're so noble +The F-35 just proved it can take Russian or Chinese airspace without firing a shot,Meanwhile the enemy has no way of detecting radio transmissions from aircraft. +"Ha, pop. Silliest name ever.","But, it's so much easier to say than So-duh!" +"I'm lowkey ecstatic that James being in the final 3 is greater odds that he won't get AFP. I don't even care that he'll get more money if he's in the final 2, but I don't want to give him that title!",He'd probably just think he would have won if he hadn't made F3 +"It's definitely more terrifying if there aren't aliens. Just imagine when earth gives out and all life dies, the entire universe is a lifeless empty void of nothing.",There'd be no point running the simulation after that point. +"If Hussie would be the Waste of Space, why would he create something that is pure Waste of Time? Sorry, I just had to make this joke :p",aspect inversion CONFIRMED +"It's a good thing your no good at history. The history teacher in school lie about it anyway. Ultimately the curriculum is designed to hide our ancestors past. They expect you to think your ancestors from 10,000 years ago were knuckle dragging mongoloids.",But we're the pinnacle of civilization because...we're the best! +"Suicide glitter bombers. Instead of blowing themselves up, they just blast glitter everywhere",Don't give them any ideas! +"Manchester City holds the Premier League attendance record. In 1934 when they played Stoke in the 6th round of FA cup they had an attendance of 84,569. United is second with 83,260.",Premier League...1934...FA Cup. +"so you could say,.. they are going crazy!?","Stop crazy shaming people, you shitlord." +it only strikes me now how much of a psychopath look he has,Luckily there is only a one a million chance of an encounter with him taking place. +i'm Master 3 on EU beat him on NA a couple of times. hes shit.,Yeah just because you beat him a couple of times hes shit. +You need to do a /bug before screenshotting otherwise it's useless to the devs,"You're right, once you've made that screenshot /bug becomes useless." +They did that in BO1 AND BO2. It's the difference between the Regular EE and Super EE.,What EE's in BO1 & BO2 did you have to have done in order to do other EE's? +Fuck me upside down I accidentally evolved a Magikarp,You are surely the first person ever to do this. +Done it. Gonna let others have a chance though. Bit too easy for me.,You dropped your +Gaining weight is way harder than it seems. I don't understand how people do it so easily.,Genetics and gut microbiome +Trump right again with latest Guccier2.0 DNC leaks? | Caroline Kennedy has 'no idea' how she became Ambassador to Japan,Our government clearly hires the best! +Driving down I-10 and straight into hell today.,May God be with you. +The sunset on the west side of town tonight.,So purrrrty +"After close to two years, its back together and im riding again.","Congratulations, looks great!" +Only in Utah...,I know this pumpkin is true +Saw this guy at a zoo today and thought of you guys (with bonus TIL),"Yes, urine danger when you stand at the back of a tapir." +"The cop has a firearm ready to shoot me, why can't I have one ready to shoot them?",It's only logical +A Polish man has been attacked and beaten by a group of up to 20 teenagers in a suspected racially aggravated assault,"But it's the polish immagrants that are the problem, go Brexit" +It took me about a week to realize my but girlfriend changed a couple of my Pokemon's names,Lolololololololololololol a dick joke.... +Reverse Chemical Reaction,Anyone know what this is? +Why do you leave your phone ringer on in class or in a movie theater?,Because I'm more important than everyone +Therapists will always fine new patients because of the rapists,"They charge a fine to repeat patients, not just the new ones" +Sounds likes the inverse of the NDP in Alberta,"Yes, because the NDP have been so fiscally responsible and have had a ton of incredible foresight in their policy and decision making" +Bolded words aren't a source.,"This post is formatted and has bolding and italics, therefore it must be true." +no... I honestly don't know what you mean.,"No, dont you get it, Dortmund only bought Auba so they could get that sweet Gabonese market" +Day for Night Lineup Early Leak,Wait till black Friday for a discount? +Mojo Rawley's catchphrase if said by other wrestlers. I don't get __________; I **STAY** ___________!,HHH: I don't go over; I STAY OVER! +Opioid Companies Lobby Against Medical Marijuana,Its a good thing Big pharma has that big war chest of money. +"No, i like each operator having specific gadgets for balance purposes","Yup, barbed wire is way too OP" +Journalists should not challenge candidates!,You forgot the +I fucked up...,Just cook some bacon +The most appetizing chocolate bar you ever did see.,"Mmm, frosty." +"Under-rated comment. It isn't the cheap labour, it's all the regulation. Regulation is what kills economies because it makes the barrier to entry so much higher. You need to employ a huge legal team to decipher the laws and regulations that eats up a huge percentage of profits.",Well let's deregulate and become like Mexico then +"Well, everyone's a little bit racist, so technically it's correct.","Excuse me, I am not racially biased in the slightest or biased for any reason at all for that matter." +I Need Help For Banner Contest,Just mod it in +"This is an OLD article, BTW. It talks about the upcoming movie 'Brokeback Mountain.'",No one was gonna say talk about that +I'm not entirely sure how to get enclosed trap rooms though. Do you get remote doors later on in the tech tree?,I am also interested in this. +Killing in the name of Satan is Satanic. Killing in the name of God is just history.,"Good one, bet it took you a while to come up with this clever comment" +Thank you for the originality. GOAT? I have never seen this before? Did you come up with this yourself? Damn you are creative!,But memes are super hilarious! +It's more like you're saying Steve jobs was the creator of computers.,"No that was Bill Gates, duh." +"Pretty ironic, given that he whines about losing out on speaking fees due to a Hillary engagement. Hillary donates all speaking fees from universities/colleges to charity; I doubt Powell does.",Wow how generous and heartfelt of her... Good thing she has all those gigantic Goldman Sachs speaking fees or she and bill would go hungry! +"When faced with two choices, simply...","More like flip a coin and if youre unsatisfied with the outcome, do the other thing" +U.S. confirms two more freed Guantanamo inmates rejoined militant groups,Huge shock +"Out of curiosity, what features did samsung add that you didn't know you needed?",I love their new explosion feature. +"What is your favorite movie cameo of all-time? Can't think of too many, but one of mine would be Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder. They were actually talking about spinning that character off into a movie...",I really enjoyed Quentin Tarantino's performance in Pulp Fiction +APE insane p250 eco ace,I don't get why the observer thought it would be a good idea to watch yam running through t spawn +"That $20 million means nothing in a post Citizens United US. The Green Party would need more than ten times that much to spend equal to the main party candidates. Voting for Jill Stein is still a protest vote. If you want to feel good inside about voting with your ideals, then go ahead and vote for her. But if you want to prevent Trump from being president, then Clinton is your only choice. I guarantee you Trump would be much much much worse for us than Clinton would.",I'm sure if you dutifully vote Democrat forever citizens united will get overturned somehow +"That's exactly what I did. 25/7 with unlimited data, $60/month. Best the local cable company would do for that price is 15 up with 95GB of data. Or for $10/month more you get 40 with 175GB.",Damn you get an extra hour per day that's a pretty good deal. +I think he's a big proponent of the 1-3-1 powerplay system. He mentions the capitals as the best example of this. And you'll see in that system they have a guy maybe not right on top of the goalie but really close to the crease. It's so effective because of what it does for the passing lanes.,Our PP passing lanes were usually derived from two guys behind the goal line with absolutely *CLEAR* passing lanes behind the net +That's incredible!,Perhaps just an indication that it's a bit too early for you to give in to frustration ;) +A) Yugoslavia no longer exists B) Yugo**slav**ia was also slavic,Nah they were Yugic. +"Well we've been doing it for a loooooooong time, so probably whatever is going to happen has already happened. No?",This duck is going to single handedly destroy the oyster population now. +Because we don't *have* to and we don't *want* to. Isn't that enough?,Buuuuut don't you know you can't claim autonomy over your own body and choices as a woman and doing so is SELFISH and WRONG +"You don't need to justify why you're charging what you are for this quilt. For a quilt with this level of craftsmanship, you can charge whatever you damn well please. And don't feel guilty about it. People who comment or message about it being too expensive have no concept for business much less art for that matter. Be proud. This quilt is fucking awesome. If I wasn't broke I'd easily pay $500 for it.","Twenty bucks, tops." +"Help I don't speak binary, what is my car trying to tell me?",28h +You can make proper vassal republic only when the county you own have ratio of 1/10 for republic vassals. Which mean you need at least 10 county for one republic vassals,"yeah, I do have whole Scandinavia and more." +One word: Disappointment. Is anyone else simply disappointed with the ending? What a fucking trash cutsence. Ugh. I just have to vent.,"yea i never wanted to know how they became fukcing primis and what why the blood is there and what monty might be, fukc that just put in some game of thrones michael bay action in there who cares about story anyway" +Skywrath crying about Manta lol - delete manta so you can't dispell my silence.,Maybe he's talking like an idiot on hopes that the enemy team will fall for it and actually sell his Manta +I don't want to be that guy but it's != instead of =!,No no he is saying that NZ equals *everywhere that is not Australia* +"no ziost, no zakuul, no rishi, no darvanis (decent place for farmig craft mats) but for some strange reason we have priority transport to section x and black hole which nobody cares about now xD",Updating a priority transport list is pretty hard.. Devs are already hard at work no need to over work them +99.94*,But how could he average at all if he was never out +"This is my biggest problem with Marxist theory, the collapse of capitalism would cause so much pain. My family lost so much in 2008, both in public and private sector.",Thank you for your family's brave sacrifice to John McDonnell's cause. +Sniper in TF2 is much more difficult than AWPing in CS:GO so that probably had more to do with it than your sensitivity.,"But I was using the AWPer Hand, therefore it should be identical" +Can you link a frontpage post that's been in low diamond? Most of the EU/NA Players on the Riot Accounts are against D1/Masters...,D1 is low diamond +inb4 they generalize all Chinese gadgets from this,OnePlus? +Most Badass Ship in this side of the Karssaverixx System!,It can do the Suriovorexian-116 run in less than twelve parsecs! +Found the furry,Yiff yiff Motherfucker! +"I'm not offended, it just doesn't make sense. Makes me wonder what you think autism is","Autism = retarded, duh" +Trump attacks black Flint pastor on Fox News: She was so nervous. She was like a nervous mess. And so I figured something was up. Really.,Totally getting 90% of the African-American vote. +Yes,The video obviously cuts out just before the explosion +"Oh, you're just curious. So, since you're married now, that means you were always straight, right? NO. NO. AND NO. Still bi. Still like women. Being bisexual does not mean that I must chase everything with a heart beat until the end of time. That misconception is infuriating.","No silly, that's being pansexual!" +since when does birth control make you infertile?? or is that part of the condition?,It doesn't but it makes women giant sluts so they won't be pure for their wedding night and have kids like they're supposed to. +Ugh.... Betheny need to stop defending the village idiot comment,but it's from LITERATURE! +Makes it so much easier for iron men to get one though,DK wasn't hard to begin with. +Nigel Godrich (their producer) played a stormtrooper in TFA funny enough,It is speculated he is one of the two troopers who turn around when they hear Kylo throw a fit after Rey escapes. +"The Mixing Vortex Is it just me, or do most people not mix their coffee and/or other mixed drinks correctly. For those of you who drink their coffee black, no milk, no sugar, this post is not for you. For those of you who take milk, whether it be Skim, 1%, 2%, Whole, Half and Half, Soy, Almond, or any other milk you can conjure up in your basement, this post applies to you, kind of. However, this post is actually for those who put sugar, or 'average person cocaine' as i like to call it, in their coffee. The intro to this post is much more thorough than the post is actually going to be because I only want to discuss the simple act of mixing your coffee. I've been to too many coffee shops (Everyman I'm looking at you here) where they mix my coffee for me. First off, that's blasphemy. They don't know how much sugar or milk I want, and they certainly aren't creating the vortex that is absolutely necessary to distribute the sugar equally throughout my coffee. I don't want a cup of coffee that is bitter and hot to start with, only to become cold and all too sweet towards the end; that is not an enjoyable experience. What is an enjoyable experience, is when I'm given my coffee black with some room, and I waltz on over to the milk and sugar bar, pour my own milk, plop some sugar in the cup, and get the vortex going. The vortex is simply the result of ENOUGH mixing, to the point that the all the liquid is moving in a uniform direction, evenly distributing the sugar throughout my beverage, delicious. That's all.","I take granulated sugar, shake it up with freshly ground Ethiopian Yirgacheffe and extract evenly in my v60." +I Would Consider Buying This If It Would Make Me As Excited As This Guy Is About It,Woah big spender! +does it have a secret room underneath?,"TIL Laundromats were named after money laundering, a common activity of laundromats" +I got it cause I spit flames bro!,Karin Karuma? +Dak Prescott says he is not gonna force the ball to Dez Bryant,Because the dink-and-dunk and force-feed Dan Bailey game plan worked out so well a week ago +Sorry. I am just kinda sick of jokes about marriage sucking or women being somehow shitty. Stereotype jokes are generally less funny than jokes about personality flaws to me.,Ohhhhhh I'm sooooo sorry +Ask google like literally everyone else does,Seems like a lot of work +sniping other peoples fuck ups and relisting them higher.,i suppose u need a decent base fund for that right? +Here's a Mercy potg that no one can complain about.,She killed one person then hit Q. I can do that consistently on any character. +Challenge Accepted.,"Yep, sounds exactly like the Apple marketing team" +"When a white kid shoots up an elementary school, is that a failure of the white community or is that an isolated incident?","If they don't rename the school after the shooter, it's a failure, I guess." +"If you could pick any mechanic from any past SF game to add to SFV, what would you pick? Me personally, I would pick the parry system from 3S and the fighting style system from the Alpha series. I think both of these were very interesting and really made their respective games stick out from the rest of the franchise, also not to mention they were very fun mechanics to play with in the first place",Everyone's favourite Focus Attack! +Nice Guy white knights stunt woman survivor of horrific accident.,So he had to announce that he would still bang her.... Oh what a saint. +It's been a long time but I do believe Alice was in resident evil code veronica on the dream cast.,Maybe you're thinking of Alexia. +Jew-bill-ee,Jew-billy +2015 is old?,"18 years old, wow im old" +"Oh thats good, because my inbox was overflowing with invites and I was afraid I wouldn't be able to handle them all.............",I lol'd +Hey. Does anyone have any other streamers they recommend that provide humor? Thanks.,danielfromsl +"I've posted this before and never got a definitive answer from Respawn. Here we go again....Can anybody from Respawn confirm that Attrition, your flagship and most popular game mode, is going to come back to Titanfall 2? We need a simple yes or no so we can just get past this and move on. And please, Tal Tallion - Just let Respawn respond here. I know you're in with them and you've said that it's not coming back but we need to hear it from the horse's mouth.","Yeah, it going to be added in the update that also adds Warzone mode." +"New EG Roster: Arteezy, Universe, Sumail, Cr1t, Zai",Shocking +"Correction: His parents are from Columbus, live 6 miles from campus, his dad has been to the past three national championships but as of this year are no longer fans.","Kids got traitorous blood, I see." +That's Uefa Cup Finalist* Brad Jones to you. ^^^^^*On ^^^^^the ^^^^^bench,"We should've played him, maybe then we would have had a chance" +"Haha. Seriously. I read this article and was all, Fucking great. Now someone is going to pull a gun on me in an ICU because they can't cope with the fact the family member is clinically dead.",B-but everyone is safer if everyone has guns! +"Sargon had a pretty funny discussion about this in his This Week in Stupid Extras video on his livestream channel, about how men would basically have the most efficient strategy for taking the kids to school/cleaning the house/etc. so that they could spend as much time as possible fucking about.","I'm a stay at home dad, with a really young kid, I do chores and stuff when the kid is awake, and when he goes to sleep, I can play games or sleep myself." +Damn it feels good...,But it's with an 'a' guys.. +It's no secret that Dana loves Legacy. I smell a feeder league incoming where Legacy grooms young fighters to sign with the UFC.,Maybe Dana was thinking legacy when he said cm punk shouldt have another fight in the ufc. +Because then we would only need one streaming service for exclusives,Yaas eliminate competition that must be good for the customer +Anyone else get a Volvo ad? xD,yup haha +"Fuck compromise, their compromise is usually just okay well raise spending for both the military and domestic welfare compromises are usually how the worst bills get passed. I rather there be gridlock then more bad laws.",The Civil Rights Act was a horrid bill! +M/26/6'4 (17 months) Power-lifting progress after initial weightloss,How'd ya do it? +I'm sorry but how do people not know how to set Google Photos up? It's incredibly simple!,iOS users +I guess. I just think that woman was a dipshit.,Probably just needs a paddlin' with a hairbrush. +Hmmm... wonder how Ford knew MiB was going to stop at that particular bar...?,"Ford keeps track of like everything in the park, plus MiB seems to be an acquaintance so maybe he keeps extra tabs on him." +"At this point some Democrats need to distance themselves from their own establishment, just as many Republicans have done over the last 5 years. Hillary and the Obama administration are covered in so much dirt, the educated voter is losing trust in them, their party, and the media protecting them.",Yeah with an approval rating of over 50% he's really doing poor +"A pair of testes can only produce so much semen, you know.","Nah, Putin has great huge grapefruit balls, not like Obama's shriveled rasin-testes." +"My Rapid Discord Achievement, 3 kills 1 assist",Im sure you were panicking trying to kill that Junkrat in time! +"Real question is, why trust monty anymore? Yeah he's helping us, but he's shown more of a caring towards his world than anything else in existence. He's a gardener for our house, that's it. We need to stop seeing him as a man of trust and honour, cos he doesn't give a flying fuck about us. He only wants his perfect little world to be in tip top shape. The children, are a risk to his world because they're from dimensions already closed off even if they were still alive anyway.","That's it, monty was pissed cos the shadow man trashed his house and broke his fence" +I honestly would be surprised if this wasn't what was intended. I personally believe that they're just bugged,Nah man that's just how RNG works. +"My abusive ex-husband sent me a long, impersonal email three years after I left him. My favorite part was: We should get back together. I don't want to be with you, but by some miracle of God, I might grow to tolerate or even enjoy your company. He was serious. I laughed for about two minutes and then sent screenshots to my boyfriend.",Am I the only one who's panties practically flew off at this? +Who has the best footwork in boxing? I'd give it to either rigondeaux or lomachenko. Any thoughts ?,Wilder +lol calm your shit. dont get all worked up just bcos I hurt your pride.,Given your responses here I can't quite tell why you don't have friends. +Is it Kenny Tan?,He is my hero +The night is dark and full of feedings. I guess all people have their own definition of sttn. No skin off my back either way though.,Teething is coming. +The fact that a strong anti-abortion status isn't a dis-qualifier for most voters in 2016 is sad.,But he's really a social liberal! +Gnome is pretty much the only DE on debian that would be good for a tablet,Hey just plug in a mouse +Over a 10 year period...why do people not realize that aspect of it.,"Oh ok, it's all fine then." +"Not just Obama, but everyone on Obama's team hates Blumenthal. He was the one person recommended by HRC when she was nominated for State that Obama's team barred outright. Now go look at HRC's State Department email leaks. Search for blumenthal notice how many times she communicates with him privately, how often he writes policy positions for her and prepare talking points, and how often she just forwards those on to her subordinates *as if Blumenthal had a senior advisor position*. She literally gave access to the highest levels of US foreign policy to a private citizen who had already been rejected by the President and his team. Oh, and his policy positions are sophmoric and ill-conceived, but that's besides the point.","Oh and besides the point also, the false rumors he created/circumvented were the origins for invading Libya ..." +It's our fault because we supported Bernie and undermined Hillary so now she's weakened against Trump. We should have stopped being children about the whole thing and just accepted that it was her turn. If only we had fallen in line behind establishment democrats sooner.,You dropped this: +Whenever I play Sand King I get urges to do an infernal blow build in Path of Exile.,"not shaper viable, doesn't exist." +"You know, at first I upvoted you, because I thought for a moment that you were complaining about how mortgage insurance is itself a scam, raking over poor homeowners trying to buy their first home. Then I more fully understood your statement, and I hope this is sarcasm. It's kinda hard to tell online. So now I'm not so sure how to vote.","yes, it's sarcasm" +"Thanks a lot mate, appreciate the generosity! I'll send a similar amount by donating to a charity on your behalf! :)",Awesome to pay it forward! +Ideological purity doesn't matter if adhering to it means you lose the election. This is what happened to Russ Feingold in 2010 when he refused to take SuperPAC money and then lost his Senate seat to Ron Johnson. Now he's running again to get his seat back and this time he's not rejecting the money. Sometimes you have to play the game in order to change it.,"We, the majority of justices, rule that sometimes you have to play the game in order to change it." +I will take the Xbox 360 D-pad over any Playstation D-pad.,You forgot the +'But PC gaming is expensive',Well even if all the PC games were 50% cheaper you could buy all the games available for the PS4 and still would not have saved enough for a 1080 +"Audio Engineer of 10+ years! Got a burning question about audio/post production? I'm here for you. I've worked in studios and freelance for over ten years in podcasts, youtube, video games, short film and alongside videographers. Got a question that i can help you with? Let's go.","Yeah, how do I produce audio?" +Because this is the newest TY Hilton thread (and I have him and need to decide whether or not to use him this week) I wanted to share some quick stats with everyone. Here are the relevant stats for all of his games against Denver over his career: Year | Home/Away | Targets | Receptions | Yards | TDs ---|---|----|----|----|---- 2013 | @home | 11| 2| 27 | 0 2014 | @DEN| 11 | 5 | 41 | 0 2014 | @DEN (playoff) | 8 | 4 | 50 | 0 2015 | @Home | 6 | 5 | 82 | 0 What's the takeaway from all of this? I think that you can safely play someone else for TY this week unless you really don't have any other options. He has an estimated floor of 4 catches for 50ish yards IMO and no history of scoring. I'm gonna roll the dice on someone else I think.,"From your stats, he will get 4 targets, 6 receptions and 120 yards." +Wow that YouTube live chat is cancerous,"Yeah, reddit is way more civilized and reasoned" +I heard $501k.,"$501,001 dollars Drew!" +wouldn't she be grandfathered in?,No it was his fathers business. +"He didn't mention the worst part. Because poise being literally useless, there is 0 point to wearing heavy armor. 0. Absolutely nothing. Before, the fact that you moved slower and couldn't dodge as well was balanced in the fact that you could power through many attacks and just hit them with your giant hammer. But now, even with 100000 poise, you're just going to be staggered non stop. Try to dodge? Staggered you die. Try to move? Staggered you die. Try to attack? Staggered you die. So the only playable armors and weapons are the fastest ones since going slow is just worse 100% of the time",Yeah Poise is really shitty now for countering staggering but it's great for hyper armour ! +we're mad that you're staying with such a selfish man. you should leave him immediately.,you forgot the +"* Donkey Kong Country 1-3 * Killer Instinct * Ken Griffey, Jr.'s Winning Run.","He said rare, those are the most readily available titles you can buy." +"We ran out of medals, sorry.",bravo +"Imo mods should remove the option to downvote, posts can still be regulated by upvotes only and is obvious that there is downvote abuse in this sub...",I did not know mods could do that and would welcome this change. +"Never came across this before; spinning the 8 ball when racking. Buddy gets up to rack, rack is still on, spins the fuck out of the 8 ball, takes the rack off. Me: Why did you do that? Buddy: Just a habit Me: But that means it's not tight against the other balls Buddy:It's spinning in the exact same position. You'll never get them tight because the triangle is not perfect I re-rack them. Me: See they are touching now. If the balls aren't close they won't spread well. Buddy: That just depends on the force you apply to them I think he made 1 ball.","You have your PSR, I have my PRR :P" +"I knew a guy who served in Russia as a missionary about 18 years ago and got arrested while he was there (I hear that it was common for police to regularly arrest missionaries). Anyhow, after he came home and graduated from college, he became an officer in the Air Force. He was accepted into a certain career path that required him to obtain Top Secret security clearance and had to undergo a background check and interview with an investigator to determine whether he was a risk. My friend told me that the interview went something like this: Investigator- Have you ever lived outside the country? Friend- Yes. Russia for two years as a missionary. I- Were you ever arrested in another country? F- Yes. I- Thank you for you time. My friend didn't get the clearance and was placed on a different career path.",#blessings +"No she isn't. If you want to spend four hours running around looking for stuff instead of just hopping in a ship and exploring as much ground as possible, then someone should make that mod for people like you two who want the game to be as annoying as possible, and leave the rest of us who actually want to decide how we explore and when.",annoyance helps the immersion tho. +I thought if you turn on hitboxes and hurtboxes it flashes up in blue after the string?,The problem with that is that if it's separated by a few dodge frames then the total damage resets +Condoms.,"For real, it's cheaper to pull out, and I'm pro at this shit by now" +"Oh, so it's like a boner","Yes, if you swing your erect penis back and forth whenever you're nervous." +Ideas for HWC So I bought a 1/2 gallon of HWC from Costco and it expires on the 6th. I would like to use it up before it goes bad! The only thing I currently use it for is coffee in the mornings. What are some other ideas to help use it up? :),"I haven't tried it, but if you add sugar free jello/pudding mix to hwc and then mix it you end up with whatever-you-want flavored mousse." +"Tons of people lack ambition and/or the ability to delay gratification. Instead of making the same tired old bullshit oh those plebs, amiright? post why don't you add what you can to the conversation?","No, because class warfare." +"The White Death... Snow elf armor with the white dragon priest mask from the dragon born dlc... you are the last dragon born. You have killed Alduin , miriack (spelling) , and harkon. You now have grown to hate the world and realize Alduin was right you have to kill everyone possible, but without being caught. You are champion of the deadra and Dark Brotherhood . You must have a high bounty in all holds and have the Skeleton key to enhance your power. Everyone Must Die","Ah yes, The Edgelord build." +Trump calls for disarming of Clinton's bodyguards,"But Clinton misused a semicolon in one of her emails, so she's just as bad" +"not that I don't believe you, but do you have a source? I feel like there's going to be a lot of D-Men who will get dinged for instinctively flattening a guy as he tries something like this.",Dropped the +Democrat here. Can confirm. She's pretty much really pissed off the entire democratic base,Your username confirms you are a democrat. +Trump says Hillary wants a war with Russia because she's not on friendly terms with a country that is actually rigging its elections and actually murders its own journalists so it must be true.,"Yea, Saudi Arabia, the United Arab Emirates, Qatar, Kuwait, Oman, Brunei and Algeria have stellar human rights records." +Apple Airpods are pretty snug,But can you remove them using your hands? +"The processor is the librarian that brings books from the shelves to the desk and then reads them. The more storage you have, the more books you can have on the shelves. The faster the storage, the closer they are to the desk, and the easier they are for the librarian to access. The more memory you have, the bigger desk you have, and therefore the more books the librarian can read simultaneously. The faster and better architected processor you have, the more adept that librarian is at retrieving the books from the shelves to the desk, and the faster she can read them and understand the info she read. All three are super important components, but core differences in how multitasking works in Android versus iOS set different priorities for each. iOS reserves the ability to continuously run in the background only for certain types of apps. The others get cached to storage when you close them, and have to be reloaded when you open them again. Android allows apps to run in the background for a period of time, and so if you reopen them within that time window they don't reload. They stay in memory. Unfortunately, Android won't make full use of 6GB of memory unless you're running super heavy apps simultaneously, so it's a bit pointless, but 3GB on the iP7 is also pointless except for image processing. The rest of the time it will have little impact. It makes sense for both devices the way they've been upgraded though. Because memory management is the way it is on iOS, and because of how rocking fast the storage already is, the naturally most impactful place to upgrade would be the processor. And because memory has traditionally been a big choking point for Android, it makes sense for OnePlus to stuff the 3 with memory and faster storage. Really, though, Apple wins on performance because their hardware is designed cohesively as a package and their software is written bespoke to the hardware. In contrast, every Android OEM is forced to piece together their devices from components not designed together, and then either customize Android to their device, or use a near stock version and pray for the best.","Why's it gotta be a she, brah?" +"Ok but, sso in this scene this attractive girl sees herself as a sex toy? I feel like that would be more what guys or society might see her as. The girl herself would have very different opinions about herself, about what she sees in the mirror.. And the original story imbelishes existing physical traits, I'm not sure it flat out changes people into things like 'a block of concrete'..",What you never felt like a block of concrete before? +I got banned from raw story for pointing out that white people ultimately exist because of albinism.,"Yep, wonder who the mods are?" +Spawning with rk5,Complete on the shadowmans side to spawn with a sheiva every game! +Whats your username? I need a non-toxic teammate to get me out of challenger elite...Thanks :D,I'll help you out for two Champions Crate # 1 +"Yeah, but is it a crotch rocket or a cruiser?",*Harley or nothing mannnnnnnn* +"There are so many non-romantic YA books that are so much more adult and better, yet they keep making these crappy movies based on books that appeal to so few...",Cherub's was great but I think that's more of a kids book +The Great Wave of Alola!,Someone please add an Alolan Exeggutor silhouette in front of the sun in the background. +Been to those meetings when I managed a marketing department at a student union - I had graduated two years before hand and it was shocking what they thought would work to engage the kids The first meeting I took another recent graduate... He thought they were taking the piss so made a joke and that ended up being the idea that they used! Yea it really didn't go down well. We convinced one university department to give content control for a 6th former aimed email to that guy rather than the 40 year lady and unsurprisingly the open rate and click through rate went through the roof. We ended up with majority control over that email after that. I still remember being sat in a meeting about trying to get students to drink sensibly and they thought a poster of a character popular 10 years before these students were even alive was a good idea... I had to explain that I had no clue who the character was and I was 7 years older than their target audience. The ideas from that meeting were shocking and made me realise just why only the mature students seemed aware of their campaigns.,But nostalgia is in right now! +What tweak would you like to buy ? You can contact the developer about another kind of payment. And maybe I can be of help. You can create a PayPal account without a credit card and maybe I can give a few bucks so you can purchase a tweak that you like.,Dudes like this keep the scene alive. +found the nutmegger,No I do not snort nutmeg +How do you meet guys at the gym without making it sexual? And what's the best way to start the convo?,Yo bro -- do you even lift? +Deer Kicks the shit out of a bear,Thats cool how the deer totally kicked that bears ass +What Black Lives Matter Needs To Do,"it might be what they need or should do, but it isn't what they are going to do.. they'd rather destroy their own neighborhoods and loot than actually sit down and discuss the issues involved." +He is an actual billionaire,So am I just ignore my massive debts to Russia and China +say that to his face fucker not online and see what happens,Lol dont think that would change anything unless u were +I have always wondered why people think it's a choice. What person would make that choice if they had the option to be fully accepted by society by choosing heterosexuality. *Especially* 20 years ago when it was even more dangerous than today?,"Because Satan wants them to sin, duh" +"Happy 19th Birthday to Papi, Auston Matthews",God damnit! +"Oh God, here comes the Torts rage.",***JOHN TORTORELLA DOESNT CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE*** +"Saudi 'royal' allegedly involved in terrorism, claims Guantanamo prisoner",This is a shocking turn of events! +Is Grandma on the deed?,"Yeah, she was added as a first anniversary present." +LFG to transmit infections I have all of them. Please leave PSB down below to get them,psn: exiras ill be free in like 5min +Is Leafy gay? Maybe bisexual?,"Yo, is this person fucking retarded?" +What do you think Valve will do for the 10th anniversary of TF2 next year?,Probably fix the bug where the Rocket and Sticky Jumpers do no damage. +"What can PES learn from FIFA? PES is the best football simulation in the market but it's not perfect. What ideas can be improved? Let's use FIFA as an example because it's the competition. (Game-play, features, little control details, graphics, presentation, ETC.) I want to collect plenty of arguments and send it to someone @ Konami.",sue FIFA for monopoly +"Fucking Faze. I love the team so much but they really need a good IGL as having fraggers just doesn't work. Jkaem has performed horribly recently as well, maybe its time to look for someone else.","Yeah more roster changes, thats really worked for them so far..." +How is that a loser at life?,You should ask me how a fish has the ability to swim in water. +"There actually is vomit on his sweater, tho.",Already? +Trump is pure evil. He tweeted a comic frog.,Yeah...that's why. +They're skating on a green screen? WCH 2016,Proof we live in a simulation +The tide is changing my friend,So informative. +"That's the trick. Netflix wants to become like everyone else. They aren't in the HBO/high end business like people seem to think they are. They are in the everything business. They want every single person alive to be watching and that means shows that appeal to the old folks that watch CBS, shows that appeal to younger audience like Fox (used to), shows that win awards like HBO, and everything else.","Yeah, but they also seem to be willing to invest in shows catering to niche demographics like Sense8 and Hemlock Grove in a way that big networks don't." +Nice strawman,"Yeah the argument I responded to is rock-solid, a strawman like this has no chance of undoing it." +We just want to stretch it out more to repent for last year.,We want to make sure no one ever touches the sides again. +"FactCheck: No, Hillary Clinton did not start the 'birther' movement",I don't *feel* this is true though +"It always baffles me how much they care that Hillary won the Southern red states, but totally ignore that the majority of Bernie's wins were in Western and Midwestern red states. Or are they banking on North Dakota going blue this year.",I really think that Idaho and Alaska would have gone blue +"Trench Warfare mode is a blast I don't understand why it's receiving a negative rep. I'm having a great time in my Mark I. Driving around like a maniac, rushing other Mark Is with my flamethrower, getting bonuses by crushing bunkers, flinging my little peas at big metal slabs, I love it. Especially when you platoon with people, it gets even better.","I for the life of me can't enjoy this game mode and the fact that an earnable tier 8 premium is tied to it, makes me absolutely hate it." +The original 3DS was released on a Saturday,More proof that the NX is a handheld +"Well I guess life won't be so bad with an arrow permanently stuck in my hand. Because it's not being pulled out, I can tell you that.","It's just like pulling a tack out of your foot, pull fast and you hardly feel it" +"Small potatoes. Impressive busts sure, but percentage wise, way more pot smokers than hard drug users.",but weed is a gateway drug.... +"Ya the push for pvp is dumb. Battling sucks regardless, adding pvp wouldn't be fun anyways.","Yeah, who would want to battle real people with their pokemon?" +"Skunkwerks Moto and Fab. Very trusted local shop. They are on FB and Brad responds to PM's and messages in the MOTO page all the time. FIND US 2500 S Holland Ave Springfield, Missouri Get Directions @Skunkwerksmotoandfab Message Now Call (417) 848-9512","Takin it by there tomorrow morning, thanks for the info!" +The worst feeling in the world The worst feeling in the world is to give up on someone when you know they need you more than you need them. Because you are too tired to continue the relationship. Ie: compassion fatigue,Being lonely and longing for any kind of positive conversation and affection. +Why did they punt to a team that hung 50 on them?,It doesn't matter because the refs clearly stole the game from the Longhorns by giving us the ball when we were a rookie mistake away from being up my 2 TD with a min left... +"My shell password generator, maybe someone will have use of it!",Reported. +"To: FBI, NSA, CIA - In light of the recent bombings and stabbings across America...","FBI, CIA, NSA: What we do here is classified (none of ya god damn bizz nazz bytch)" +Forbes names Packers fans best in the NFL,A financial magazine is where I would choose to get sports news. +George Osborne: My mate David Cameron has made Britain the single most influential country in the world,Of course he did +Ighalo misses an open goal vs Man Utd,Obvious foul on de Gea +link to place to buy ctl480 i cant find it anywhere,Just buy one from amazon that's refurbished. +That's 15 blocks away,but its in the same city. +TCW as in the 3D one or the one that looks like Samurai Jack?,"*The* Clone Wars is 3D, Clone Wars is 2D." +Just got this in a card pack. 14d 13h total Time played.,"Well, you know, it is a common...." +She would not have used so much of your ink if she were a little toner.,"Hi Dad, I see you figured out the internet, but you still need help with printers." +"pants are a little small, this could use socks, different shoes would be good","in fact lose the shirt too, just go naked" +Morning Roundtable - 9/18 You can use this thread to discuss whatever is on your mind or share news articles or off topic things that would otherwise not be posted to the sub.,Our employer is on AM Joy right now. +To be fair BW didn't give any information other than the picture itself. It was the players who thought it was a boy.,Did we just assume their gender +A rainbow arch of flowers I want a rainbow arch of flowers,How about please? +New York bomb was 'act of terrorism' - BBC News,"You can't say that on reddit, that's racist !" +They're all dead,"Can confirm, I ded." +"TV-channel (RTL) makes a dig at 'high-brow'-channel (ARTE), gets corrected by ARTE on their grammar.",*there +"You da real MVP. Also, how the heck are we ahead of Tennessee? Better yet, how are we \#11?",We beat an amazing Mizzou team on the road with a freshman quarterback +"And i was thinking that america was the savior of democracy and freespeech, not in their own backyard it seems. Funny all those people who defend TTIP calling other ignorants while a big part of it is in fact undisclosed.","Wikileaks revealed all the shit in TPP you can bet TTIP is the exact same, these people are either paid trolls or just stupid." +Smart and counterintuitive move by nearby friendly to hit the deck while his squad opened up.,"If it's true it was a grenade launcher used, his buddy probably yelled grenade." +"Man, going back to this game WAS nice Then I had the damn cultists appear. Back on the 360 I NEVER got gassed, they rarely did it. Here on the remaster, every cult member and their sacrifice gasses me. Killed Sean, killed every cuktust after but one. As i swing my minichainsaw he gasses me and dies. At this rate, I'm expecting to walk into the safe room and have a cutscene where the transceiver goes off and I hear Otis go 'Think fast!' and gas me out of nowhere too. Otherwise loving it so far, even the cultists funny enough, Otis calls arent as bad as i remembered. Survivors AI suffers bad in groups of 5 or more.","Yeah, I'm actually surprised at how well the game holds up graphically and gameplay wise, even the cutscene animations are great." +What is your favourite anime you rarely see anyone else mention? Because I want to feed my already-engorged PTW.,One Piece +Going to FACTS this weekend! Still contemplating if I should dish out 55 EUR for a picture with David Hasselhoff.,Only if you're riding around on his back like in Spongebob. +Just on time. Some local Arizona music. Jimmy Eat World.,Last game it was Refreshments +How does not believing in a religion make you a bigot? I don't believe in Islam but that doesn't make me a bigot.,QUIT DEFENDING RELIGION YOU FUCKING BIGOT +Archbishop Savio Hon Tai Fai has urged Pope Francis to remove Archbishop Anthony S. Apuron as head of the Archdiocese of Agana because of gravely serious allegations of sex abuse of altar boys.,"Hey common, it's gods love!" +And let the keyboard battling begin.,So how about those Troubles? +If you could remove 9 weapons which ones would you remove? Hello again private wankers if you could remove 9 weapons which ones would you remove? feel free,Melee reskins +Not euros...,Pesos? +You are a wise man,"Why yes, I am" +"Either this is a bug, or I just got the biggest shaft by the game ever","Oh no, how ever did all those credits make it into your account." +"Well not saying they aren't, but they haven't shown anything more than c9 because they are beating Na teams just like c9, and haven't gone to lan",C9 vs SK in ESL PL will be the decider for who is the best team in the world +"Ah yes the old: Abortion is murder, unless the baby is black.",Black lives don't matter. +We'd be near omni depending. If we get our power from God just like those characters then God can just give us the strength to defeat any foe. I'm not even trying to be religious either. It's kind of like juggernaut. He's powered by an outside force so he can get as theoretically strong as Cytorrak. So you could probably be killing some top tiers but only if God allowed it.,And we all know that God doesn't condone killing +Cloud-surfing over Lithuania,"I'm a simple man - if I see Lithuania, I upvote." +That's absolutely not true. I am shia and we don't consider sunnis as non muslims or apostates. I dare to find any major shia cleric that claims that.We do believe sunnis are misguided and easily suspect to extremism though because of their ideology. I hate when people make it seem it's a two way streak and equivalence between shia and sunnis when it's not. It's far from the truth.,Why are you doubting the Islam experts of reddit? +Its probably because she read this book : Drawing on the right side of the brain by Betty Edwards. It's very popular as art books go. The techniques described in it actually work.,I'm not too certain that she can actually read +Jurassic World 2 will have a budget of 260 million dollars.,"Yeah, this is totally gonna end well" +"Made the mistake of wandering into a thread describing how disgusting it is to eat pussy and how BJ's should be given regardless of reciprocation. On behalf of my vagina, and all of the vaginas I've had the privilege of eating, my fucking brain hurts.",This is why I cannot enjoy receiving oral. +"Seriously, those are facts. That's not conspiracy.",I'll bet all his deferred salary agreements are completely above board. +Women lead Friday prayers at Denmark's first female-run mosque,Isnt this sexist? +...shrouds canadian,No he isnt +"The missouri side of KC. We watched videos showing us diseases and then had to sign a pledge not to have sex til marriage, or we failed.","You know you can get STD's from toilet seats, right!" +"This Is The Smallest, Most Powerful 4K Gaming PC You've Ever Seen",Is that the Xbox One Scorpio? +Taking Your Job Seriously,"Now let this happen in an Arab country, and you will have a completely different reaction on Reddit." +"Honesty should only be the policy if they are also honest with you. If they are crazy religious fanatics with control of your bank account, you lie.",I guess he forgot the +Aaron Rodgers hasn't had a passer rating over 100 in 14 straight games,What a bum +Does resisting arrest count as physical violence?,That one is almost as bad as murder! +Because taking away the option that tastes good is totally going to keep addicts from aquireing a new taste.,Prohibition has always worked in the past! +How could anyone possibly not question their decisions after something like that? Especially when they are facing jail time? How can people be so pig-headed? And I didn't know they had other kids. That just makes me so sad.,"Big Pharma was keeping them down, or something." +How can a rookie have a bigger ego than someone who has won worlds? Pretty ridiculous.,Dardouche OP +the wraith is harmless just run away when he unstealths,"Yeah, this game is so easy just run away whenever you see a killer and you win" +TIL parents filed an ethics complaint against a High School Biology teacher for using the word vagina while teaching reproduction.,Yes - because vagina is a dirty word - right? +Literally SEXUALIZING A MINOR THIS WORLD IS FUCKED,Stop being racist against other cultures! +"Grade is just smart if he doesn't talk back to idubbbz. Idupz can't lose, he always wins and those who go against him look like fools.",But it would be fun if idups smashed grade xd +"Hillary Clinton Directed IT Company to Alter, Fabricate, Forge Personal and Government Emails to Protect Her",This looks like an even better personal blog; one that masquerades as a commercial publication. +"As bad as Hillary is with this stuff this guy is way worse because of all people, he should really know better. I mean, what an *idiot*. The blunders that were involved in this whole issue are just... /facepalm","Yeah, it really is such a shame he couldn't do his job properly to help her get away with a ton of illegal shit" +Deixa o homem trabalhar!,Por mim deixariam ele trabalhar como deixaram a Dilma trabalhar. +Best Isolation Scorers in the NBA (Comments for more details!),Kobrick +I found a way to make Anubis more viable,Maybe the T5 skin will have this as a hidden bonus. +an i5 6600K under minimum specs? lol clearly wrong.,"I guess I will have to throw my 2500k in the trash, even though it handled the beta without issue." +"how exactly is he being a self entitled cunt? He's being offered more money and more ice time (i.e. a better job) than Dallas is offering him. If you were given the same option, you would do the same thing. So would I. That's how businesses work. He doesn't owe Dallas anything.",Leaving for a better job and to improve yourself is the definition of being a cunt +"Top 4 countries in terms of Muslim population: Indonesia, Pakistan, India, Bangladesh Something near 750 million people. I guess you think Pakistan is the middle east and populated by Arabs since drones bomb it. Whatever. Geography is hard.",Youre right no-one here knows ANY pakistani indian or bangladeshi muslims and can't possibly stereotype an appearance. +What happened to the days when we just gave them orgasms to control them??,...but I thought the female orgasm was a myth +Like Idaho.,Or Louisiana after a hurricane... +Your most unique yet competitive tech? Hey guys. Just a general question to all of my fellow competitive players: what is your unique or uncommonly played tech that has proven really strong? This is mostly for fun and to encourage some new ideas. :D,I don't think I've ever seen anyone run [[Ad Nauseam]] before. +"I saw a brown guy walking his dog the other day, should I call the SPCA?","whoa whoa forget calling, why did you not pull a gun on him already" +"PSA: Super FNaF, LSFDevelopment's SNES Styled Fangame Comes Out Today At 6pm EDT!","Also if LSFD is here, are there gonna be some 16-bit jumpscares in the game because that'll be sweet as all fuck" +Hashtag you mean to tell me Hillary was campaigning WITH pneumonia? Do you have any idea how BAD ASS that is?!,"Exposing kids to pneumonia for a photo op, so badass." +No royalty. That's for the Old World.,"I don't know man, I wouldn't mind bringing back monarchy if it makes Ivanka an actual Princess." +*clears her throat* I'm a lady...haha,That's sexist! +"yes, but those religions don't let those crazies get out of hand and they are put down or jailed pretty quickly.","Yeah, that's why David Duke receives widespread condemnation from American Christians, and why African Christian terrorist groups don't exist!" +FlameLord Ne Zha Card Art,Why is Ne Zha cross dressing in this skin? +Wait but... the majority of fans of competitive are OpTic fans. And only 4.4% of fans are 14 years old or younger. My go-to insult is saying all OpTic fans are 13 years old. What am I going to do now?!,We can conclude that the majority of OpTic fans lie on surveys. +"Hmm alright I might be better off avoiding white and going with all orange instead. Seems like a better idea since it's easier to see, easier to find online, and still goes with my board. Thanks for the help",Plus it's after labor day... +"Southerner here, to be pedantic it can refer to both the grill and the method",You've betrayed us all +How my perspective on life has changed,Plot twist: We're all NPCs. +do you go to poly?,Represent! +"Or you know, reddit is getting it wrong and this has become a runaway conspiracy story.",4chan is never right. +"He better get on that soon, he's running out of time.",playing the really long con. +"How does my marriage affect anyone else? I would be in a long-term, monogamous same-sex relationship either way. With marriage equality, I gain the legal privileges and protections available to hetero couples, but I'm pretty sure being legally married to my partner ultimately helps society over our lifelong cohabitation (although even that is a negligible impact).",God just really hates tax breaks. +Maybe her mom is a Freddie Mercury fan?,"Oh I love Queen too, whats your favorite song from her" +And then CEO offered to quit if I would take over.,"Oh crap someone else with a windows phone, didn't know anyeone else even had one" +"White guy mass shooting: mental issues Muslim mass shooting: terrorism, attack on our country",white Christian males can't be terrorists! +CCTV captures the moment 'an election official stuffs a pile of voting papers in to a ballot box' in Russia as Putin's party sweeps to victory amid claims of vote-rigging,This makes me feel better about both presidential candidates having ties to Russia! +"So uh, Alonso the way better player from that trade?",If only he stopped getting his jersey from the Children's Gap. +Venezuela is a socialist shithole that ran out of other people's money.,"Nah bro, that wasn't *real* socialism!" +"Opposing kickers were 27 of 27 on FGs against the Eagles last season. That was the first time a team missed a FG since Nov. 18, 2014.",Good thing the Bears went and upgraded their kicker +"S11E12 - Stage Moms and Dropped Bombs - Live Episode Discussion Shannon panics about her families' impending move, while her daughters prepare for an upcoming rock show. Vicki celebrates Briana's birthday and makes it uncomfortably clear she is ready to fill up her love tank. The ladies come over to help Shannon purge her outdated closet; however tensions run high over unresolved issues between Shannon and Kelly , as well as Tamra and Meghan . Friends and family gather to watch the Beador girls perform, but Shannon's night is rocked by a shocking allegation from an uninvited guest. Get the latest news and info on your favorite shows and Bravolebrities!",Shannon playing air guitar better be WWHL's gif of the night! +BEFORE the gym this morning...,Better step your game up. +"So J-Matt, DGB, or Snagalor for WR1 next week?",I hope those aren't your fantasy receivers +"its hard to land good earth shatters if the enemy also has a rein, and mccree needs to start charging his ult p.early in the stun while also being in position. mccree's ult is the hardest to wombo combo imo.",No everybody online sucks but me +"Like...sometimes you're not sure if it's PI or not, but that was so blatant that the only explanation is the refs weren't looking that way for some reason.",Carson Wentz is not old enough to get that call on his players +Uh what was that?,Obviously not DPI +"Decimals, they can be tricky bastards.",That's PEMDAS or some shit +David Blaine broke this kid,I'm uncomfortable with the seductive look Blaine gives the kid after the trick. +A fucking nuclear war won't make the world a better place for anybody and you have some issues if you actually believe that,Anything before I start confronting my own biases and start treating people with respect +120k,"Yeah, but what kind of truck was it?" +*checks to make sure he didn't accidentally misspell rogue* I am referring to the chained rogue from the Core Rulebook.,Oh right where was that... +"Somebody wanna explain how the record book works? Let me explain. I'm attempting to unlock the armor set from the RoI record book. I'm aware that the task is not the easiest one and will take some time. That being said, the whole idea of the record book is pretty self explanatory. Complete a milestone, cash in for rewards. I've currently completed 4 milestones (The Rise of Iron, Vigilant Scout, Taking Back The Plaguelands, and Treasured Possession) with Vigilant Scout being the most recent. It was my understanding that I would have unlocked the leg armor... Well, Bungie decided to screw me and my progress to rank 4 was halted juussstttt before. Why don't I have rank 4 when I've clearly completed 4 milestones??? tl;dr WHY THE HELL DON'T I HAVE MY 4TH RANK YET?! P.S. Tried to including a pic for reference, but mobile hates me...",Each milestone is a percentage and 4 completions doesn't necessarily mean 4 milestones. +I didn't say he needed to go nuts and yes I have been to many house shows. He just gave off the vibe of not wanting to be there at all.,are you the guy who spat? +*Everyone i don't like is either CTR or a teenager*. A guide to political discussion.,Shut up shill +"Alternative title: central bank pursues lukewarm monetary policy for years, surprised to find out economy is not recovered enough yet to push foot off the gas pedal If they had been more aggressive 4 years ago we would have normal interest rates today.",Yeah just like Japan. +Coming Soon: New Harry Potter Pops!,That Hedwig is fucking adorable +Surely at that point he would be a Bronco Canton can't overlook right? Right?,Product of the system man. +Hillary Clinton IT Paul Combetta Asked How To Destroy Evidence On Reddit,So why is this tagged as misleading? +Crossing Field to be specific IIRC.,I mean sao only had 12 episodes and they all had that opening so... +"So... helmetless Stormtroopers are gone, Chewbacca's in the game, and they added space battles. What will people bitch about now? It's like they've gone through everyone's complaints like a checklist with this expansion.","It's great and all to have all these new features but I still want to play a Galactic Conquest mode against an AI that is dumber than a rock, literally unplayable right now" +If he stabbed another kid with that knife he could have at least gotten the other kid suspended too,Does that mean all casualties from school shootings have been expelled? +TIL there was once a war over a wooden bucket,There was once a war over roses. +Conan on sexism,It's only ok when the insult is directed at men +"Yeah, I'm not sure how a girl who borrowed $56k from parents and friends would be able to afford the ridiculous price of the mortgage on that property. Unless she has 6-7 friends living in the house with her which I suppose isn't uncommon with asian people, but that still wouldn't factor into whether *she* can pay the mortgage for purposes of obtaining it.",Maybe she's a high priced call girl. +I'm in Arizona and I think 50 is cold....,I'm in Arizona and January-February get down to -10 in some spots early morning... +"Not surprising. George HW Bush was a legit war hero, and cares about this country. Nobody invested in America would vote for a conman like Trump.",Trump fought his own personal Vietnam. +"Quite the opposite. The people pushing for this are forcing us to have a conversation on the life and actions of a past political figure. Putting a face on a currency, and refusing to or ignoring discussions on the topic of whether his should be on there is the real erasure.",The point they were trying to make is that the Democrats were the pro slavery party and this is blatant pandering to women and minorities +"Right, and I was under the impression that high octane blends were 10% and regular was some percentage less than 10. Regardless I did say as much. I was just under the impression that ethanol was the octane raising additive, apparently it's not. You're a dick.",sorry for giving you information. +"Guys I figured out where Sean Murray went! Remember when Sean said No Man's Sky was a 'labor or love'??? Well, I think that since launch they've all been *PLAYING* their absolute favorite game ever: *NO Man's Sky*!!!! It makes too much sense. They've spent *YEARS* on this game. Obviously they want a vacation to play the heck out of it. No worries, though. Once they play one or two hundred hours, they'll get back to coding! I bet that's *any* day now!","Yeah I mean they're constantly seeing things that surprise even them, right?" +Non-blurry photos of the Google Pixel and Pixel XL leak,Looks nothing like an iPhone +"We'd have 14 congressional hearings on the matter. It's pathetic that in the entire expanse of American media, there's seriously one guy investigating the Trump Foundation. Virtually everything we know about it has come from Fahrenthold.",He must be a Clinton plant / a jew +I could see a young Burt Reynolds pulling it off.,"Nah don't be silly, he already has a role." +"50% of my opponents on ladder are shaman, it's getting ridiculous Seriously, is this how the game will be for the next few months? I am currently playing on rank 4 EU and according to my deck tracker, almost every second opponent is shaman. I expect the next VS meta report to show similar numbers. I would love to switch to a counter deck, but sadly, such a deck does not exist in competitive play. I think the game is in a state in which it requires Blizzard to nerf certain shaman cards to make the game enjoyable again, just like they did with undertaker. There is no way I can wait until the next expansion to *possibly* fix things. Gamebalance is discussable for sure, but as soon as a deck reaches a level on which it has no counter decks and it's worst matchups are a coinflip, something has to be done, quick.","Dont worry, Im sure blizzard will take advantage of the fact that Hearthstone is a digital card game and nerf cards accordingly soon." +Isn't it 33%? Since you can't use first fleet for expeditions.,"Technically it's 50% since it's going from 2 to 3, a gain of 1/2 of your original" +I don't get it. :/ Can you explain?,asians can't differentiate r from l hurr durr +Can we please have a shooting range ? i want to try out every weapon with every attachment and compare them without the heat of the battle and having to worry about winning the game,Hereford base has one. +"I agree. But if you ever watch them in action, nothing gets done and half the time it's because of the party system. It's weak. Totally weak, but it IS effective. it's bullshit. And you're right, we did elect a complete pussy.",Nice hair though. +about fucking time,Tim Riggins is not a thief.. he's misunderstood +Only 2 rookie head coaches since 1970 have won 1st 2 games of season by 15+ points each: Mike Tomlin & Doug Pederson. PIT at PHI on Sunday,Dirk was so close. +[[Fandral Staghelm]],He said balanced. +"Though it's a massive longshot, if TSM wins worlds, can we get a black and white lucian with a bowl cut?",But Doublelift never plays Lucian LUL +"My wet dream is to see the Clintons, Bushs and Obama all hung for treason on the national mall. WHY WON'T REDDIT BAN THAT SUB?",Very patriotic of them. +Woodley had an exchange between that black mma champion form invicta ??? Talking about how woodley is the great white hope implying that racial reasons where why he got the shot.....,"Hmm, well I can see how he would think that, considering there's only ever been white UFC champions." +Nothing. Wrong subreddit.,"The article reference a GitHub repo, therefore has everything to do with programming." +George H. W. Bush endorsing Hillary is the saddest news of this entire election cycle. But let's not forget why he did it...,This will surely broaden her appeal. +You appear to be missing an 'i' there.,not if you're from the US +"But racing with 40 real people is a waste to me, theres always that one bad apple that ruins it",There's always a Brian Scott. +"Any strange/unfamiliar nascar rumors going around lately? The last one i heard was that Paul Menard was going to penske back in July,",Harvick to the 5. +I think humans actually are 2-5 percent less productive for each degree celsius over room temperature,"Isnt every room, in room temperature?" +"New here Hey everyone, just wanted to introduce myself a little bit as I am new to the subreddit and somewhat new to tying. My grandfather taught me when I was 14 (now 29) but I haven't tied much in the past 10 years. I am starting to get back into it as I now live in an area that is more conducive to fly fishing. I look forward to being part of the group and seeing what people are tying and what advice is shared! Thanks!",Welcome! +Luck,downvoted for missing +What about the possibility of bricking?,"Submit work order to replace device, write off the original as a lost cause." +Is this a Whole Foods Asian Delicacy?,they are sold in most stores with real produce... +"So agree, I've come to really like Meghan. She's a basic bitch, but she's so level headed and mature.","Weird, Miss 30 year old is more mature then Vicki and Tamara combined" +Scream fanboys are so dumb,my name is G2-SCREAM (my friend) IWNL :3 +"This is what security labs do. They told Tesla. Tesla said thanks, we'll fix it, please don't tell anyone until we've patched it. Security lab says Cool, thanks! They both win.",Wait are you trying to tell me that responsible security researchers aren't supposed to just dump all of their work and tools on Github before a company has a working fix? +She's thinking about her sandwich,She's thinking about thos beans +I don't see Tim Kaine as the guy who stands in back of a pick up truck. I see Tim Kaine as the kind of person who would stand in the back of a van offering candy to little children,I think he's more of a Miata man - I mean Miata person. +"Some are saying Kristen Bell, I see Jordana Brewster.",That jawline +I thought that over detaches easily without the need to dremel it open,"We don't got no time for some stupid little screws, let's get it open the manly way!" +"For the first time ever, National Immigration and Customs Enforcement Council is throwing its support behind a presidential nominee, Donald Trump!",Law & Order Candidate. +But it was a good pitch.,"Obviously the fault of the defense, Paulo should have made the catch." +North Philly mom admits to planning to abandon kids for ISIS fighter she married over Skype,"Sadly, it sounds like the kids would be better off if she did leave..." +"fk this guy, zero sympathy for someone who beats his own mother",That story was made up... +They do. But bad pitching.,That doesn't sound familiar at all..... +I think they will be very similar. I would probably give a slight edge to Marvin Jones because he has a better QB and they will continue to develop their connection.,Marvin is better but also has more talented competition than Landry. +Blacks are 13% of the population and are responsible for roughly half of all violent crime. They interact with the police more because they cause more crime.,"Keep fighting against the black menace, citizen." +Are you assuming xer gender identity?,Haha good one +Stephen Curry still hasn't gotten over Game 7,"Goddamn dude, its been like half an off-season c'mon Steph" +"Seems fun! Currently blonde, previously brown. Included pictures of both.",Brown hair: Melanie Blonde hair: Thea or Tabitha! +How bout that guy that thinks black people are going around shooting people just cuz they're white? Man you gotta be pretty fucking delusional to think **white people** are the ones being **murdered for their race**. People can be pretty goddamn stupid,Not to take away from your point but black on white crime is at considerably large levels... +"In 11 career playoff games against Dubinsky, Crosby has 0 goals and 12 assists. Torts' decision to scratch Dubinsky tonight is bizarre.",Is a point-per-game stat supposed to be a bad thing? +'NBN Co CEO Bill Morrow's pay rises 18.7 per cent to $3.6 million',There go the profits +Hey guys a quick question. Recently even my local newspaper reported on this and it was about a tv show. In general Kolar and few other experts agreed that Burke did it and parents covered it up and gave a very decent timeline of events. I am not going to believe Eastern European media but has anyone heard about this newest tv show where they presented evidence and came to conclusion,"Oh, excuse me, you dropped this..." +I'd rather shoot myself in the face.,Vancouver is not **that** bad +These are the idiot teammates you put your mic in for,"Seeing this, can't wait to have VOIP in Heroes of the Storm, too" +lol,lol +I shouldn't have to Impress you for you and your friend to join team chat in competitive. Don't be that asshole. Hey could you jump in team chat Impress me -_-,"I shouldn't have to jump in team chat for you and the team in competitive, if I want a communication disadvantage let me have it hmmm" +"PS4 or Xbone controller for PC? I read that wireless Xbone controller doesn't run natively on Steam, but DualShock 4 does. And while I prefer the feel of the Xbone controller, I don't really mind the DS4 either. However, can anyone confirm if the DS4 runs natively with Windows 10 games? I'm hoping to play Gears 4 & Horizon 3 on my TV, but not sure if DS4 will work with them. So which wireless controller works natively on both Steam and Windows Store? It could be the info I saw is outdated and maybe you guys already using these controllers can better fill me in on the compatibility. Would be sweet to play Gears 4 on PC using a PlayStation 4 controller, though!",Steam controller! +"Let's do a check list of what movie Ultron did: He self activated himself, he learnt everything about the human race in less then a minute, he ripped Jarvis apart, built himself a body, hacked the Iron legion, hacked Avengers Tower and stole a bunch of their data, escaped with Loki's sceptre, injured Rhodey, wrecked Avengers tower, broke himself into a Hydra base, formed a schism between the team, manipulated Pietro and Wanda to join forces with him, killed Baron Von Strucker, broke into numerous labs across the globe upgrading himself and killing anyone who got in his way, built an army, was untraceable to the Avengers, nearly hacked the nuclear codes (which is super hard to do), de-powered a ship yard, transferred millions of dollars, sliced off Klaw's arm, out smarted Thor/pointed out that Captain America is a terrible person/out-quipped Tony Stark (twice), got away with the Vibranium, kicked the crap out Iron Man, distracted Iron Man from the main plan of action, painted the Avengers (especially Hulk) in a bad image in South Africa, broke into Dr Cho's lab, found out that the sceptre had an infinity gem in it, built the Vision, knew when the Quinjet showed up, injured Dr Cho, killed her entire staff, went one-for-one with Captain America to the point that he over powered him (Hawkeye: You're no match for him Cap), flunk Cap's shield like it was nothing, pulled a part of the road out of the ground, caused a huge car crash, took on 5 Avengers (Captain America, Black Widow, Quicksilver, Scarlett Witch and Hawkeye) in South Korea, killed a train driver, destroyed a chunk of the city by derailing a train, kidnapped Black Widow, was so powerful and unkillable Thor had to bring the Vision to life to defeat him (Thor: The Avengers can not defeat Ultron), was responsible for a being capable of lifting up Thor's hammer, ripped himself apart, built a meteor machine that took Sokovia out of the ground, killed 177 citizens from Sokovia, knocked out the Vision, fought Thor (knocking his hammer out of his grasp) and nearly choked him to death, almost had the Avengers sacrifice himself to save the world, took on ALL the Avengers as an army, survived a triple blast from Iron Man/Thor/Vision and a punch from the Hulk, stole the Quinjet, injured Black Widow, killed Quicksilver, was seconds away from destroying the entire human race in a deem, made the entire nation of Sokovia homeless, turned Zemo into a villain, got Thor to leave the Avengers since Ultron was the one who brought the idea of someone (Thanos) assembling the Infinity Stones to him, got Tony to leave because of his creation in Ultron, got Hulk to leave because of what happened in South Africa (and why Hulk moved to whatever planet he's on now), got Hawkeye to leave for almost killing him, is the reason why the Avengers moved base, is the reason why Black Panther showed up at the UN, he's the reason Thanos got off his lazy ass to go get the Infinity Stones himself, is the reason Tony and Pepper broke up and is the main reason why the Sokovia accords exist in the first place thus beginning Civil War. He did that. He did all that in 3 days. Ultron in the comics wasn't close to that in his first appearance. He didn't destroy the human race, but he exposed the heroes' weaknesses and hit them where it hurt. Pretty powerful if you ask me.",Yeah but he made quips and didn't know the word children. +I was kidding,Next time use +This play was so good it is honestly the only post i've ever seen on here with 100% Upvotes,Flair checks out +"This. Most whistleblowers are afraid to go public not due to possible charges (which will of course be waived once their evidence is proven true) but because they'll likely be forced out of their jobs, lose their pensions, and become blacklisted from their industries, even if vindicated. That shit happens all the time. Give them enough 'fuck you' money to make sure their kids aren't going to starve, or that they won't have to go from a 6-figure job to stacking shelves at Wal-Mart, and they'll sing like proverbial canaries.","In this case I am sure they are afraid to lose their lives, litigation is probably the smallest worry." +It is sad and weird that Bungie never introduced the possibility of interaction or any glimpse of the Traveler into the gameplay considering it was the main marketing and symbol for the game Title,confirmed: year 7 +haha was a joke ye nut job,Ye could have used this man +"I mean hiko has 40 hours in the past two weeks, so it's pretty obvious as to why he looks really bad recently. Also I can't see peacemaker being the one calling right now, they look so off it hurts. IDK who is calling, or if peace started getting lazy, but they look so disorganized it's painful.",-Hiko +Peacemaker Hiko becomes streamer to bring in $$$$$$$$$ Peacemaker becomes new lurk +It's updated as of now for sure.,YASS! +you're free to chose any cellphone you want.,I'm glad there are all those other iOS phones out there! +It isn't fair to say at all. The Stand is his best book. I loved Hearts in Atlantis and have re-read it a number of times but his best books are: - Carrie - The Shining - Pet Semetary - The Dead Zone - Misery - Salem's Lot - The Green Mile - The Stand - The Mist - Firestarter,"Come one now, I think we can all agree that Cell was his finest work." +What's your favorite terrible film?,Grandma's Boy/Half Baked +"Umm, well, OP is talking about someone who's about 90 and I doubt 1% of people that age could front-page Reddit and comment like this. You seriously think I'm off-base with that?",Well a Reddit hamster is probably less than 1%. +Well yea I guess you're cool now! You risked your friends lives for what reason?,Sometimes proving a point is worth more than simple material goods such as your car or possibly injuring the people you're driving that don't get to make that decision. +One thing has always confused me Bats in manor,very fucking original and totally not a sequel shitpost +"Newbie Questions - September 21, 2016 Are you new to MapleStory? Do you just have a question about how something works in the game? This is the thread for you! Feel free to ask any questions regarding the game and we'll do our best to answer them for you.","I know evan is getting nerfed in the future, so is it worth to continue levelling my even or my kinesis?" +Just flagging some negative content like YouTube said. Am I a hero yet?,Can I flag all the compilations that have stolen my videos now?... +"F2P Player to SEMC; Thanks When I first started, I spent most of my time trying to complete my Quest Chests, only to gain Essence and Common card mot of the time. Since the update, I've been getting much more Glory out of these chests, and since I only play Battle Royal due to time constraints I feel I'm getting value out of the time I'm able to put in. Thanks a bunch if this was intentional!",Freeloading pleb! +AoS and Netflix crossover is being discussed!,All I want is Coulson to meet or assemble or interact with the Defenders. +No. SMS needs to die.,"Yeah and so do self powered land line phones, because emergencies never happen." +Trump Denies He Ever Wanted A Muslim Ban,"Yep, I am sure those were taken out of context though." +How is it relevant to the topic? Did you think you would floor is with your insight or that we would have not heard this before?,Maybe he qas a nice guy in another reality. +ESPN host Paul Finebaum calls Michigan football fans 'pathetic',What is pathetic about calling a recruit and posing as a racist fan of recruiting competition? +No,Why not? +Politics and this sub revolve around Auckland. More specifically the housing crisis. There is nothing else. Mods remove this post immediately,Yeah odd that a crisis in our country could attract attention isn't it? +Okay so what you're saying is fuck you to everyone who transports slaves? Fuck you we're now taking away your favorite source of income? Cause that's what I'm getting ehre.,Yes thats what im saying.... Fuck you and your favorite(Greedy) source of income. +LOOOOOOOOOOOL! BEST DEAL EVER,"ikr, if only champ cc2 crates were worth less, than i could get it for gold alpha items." +Now that's a nice feature,Haha how original these iphone 7 memes are so funny i laugh every time. +Took the chassis of my Cherry keyboard and it actually looks much cooler.,Better airflow +"Pc's from the respective buildings are pulling the right IP-addresses from the DHCP, IP's seem correct unless I'm mistaken",What's their gateway? +"Khabib Nurmagomedov, on Conor/Nate fights: (Sighs). I think a lot of people can kill both of them. Not high level.",I need to have Platinum Mike teach Khabib a lesson and tell him who God really cares about +Pretty sure that's changing. :(,"It already changed, they added a star per rank and made it so there's no more bonus rounds past warrior rank" +He wants all the freedoms and luxuries of an American life while Americans are dying abroad fighting for his right to do so. They're defending his right to be a dick; they also have a right to tell him he should die. Free speech baby!,"You should die, hey don't oppress me shitlord it's my right to say that!" +"Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat, but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires. - John Steinbeck",The Red Scares helped too. +"Contrary to popular belief, not all members of an alien race have the same opinions and motivations. The Unggoy are just as diverse as Humans in that respect, they all have different reasons for doing what they do.","Yes...because you humans have a wide range of cultures and attitudes, but us krogan, all think and act, exactly, alike." +"Reasons NOT to major in ActSci Hey guys. I've seen a lot of people comment here that its not a great idea to major in actuarial science. Why is that? I have to choose my major since I just entered 2nd year and my program calls for me to pick a particular major soon. If not actsci what would you guys recommend? For context, I'm writing exam P this friday and I'm not sure if this is the exact career path for me. I'm basically interested in earning a high salary at the end of university. I know its a bad idea to chase something just for the money but I think I can deal with.",Human sexuality with a minor in math +"Damn it Lucy and some BEC I've decided to call my mom Damn it Lucy (or DL for short). Anytime anything goes wrong with me and DF, or something dumb happens, we usually exclaim Damn it Lucy! So there we go. I'm gonna talk about some BEC stories in short segments. -I was not really allowed to wear what I wanted until high school. The most specific things I can remember is skinny jeans. Anytime I would ask or try on a pair she would say Well you CAN wear them, but they make you look so wide. Plus you're short. You need pants that make you look tall. She also cut my hair boyish short (only after she refused to brush my hair unless I was biting a towel to stop from crying) which I was made fun of relentlessly for in middle school. She is most of the reason I have body issues, constantly taking jabs at the way I look. You shouldn't eat as much, you're gonna get fat. or If you keep frowning, you're going to get wrinkles. -I was a vegetarian for a few years in middle/high school. I found out from her talking about my to my step dad, that she had been sneaking meat into my food since I told her I was not eating it anymore. That's around the time I really stopped trusting her. -I know almost nothing about my bio dad because DL wouldn't tell me. I had no idea I had an aunt or even a cousin on his side. I also had to find out (through means of my own) that I have half brothers. When confronting DL about this, she said They're not actually your brothers. Your dad left, so they're not your brothers anymore Even though her son is my half brother, she still forced me to call him my brother as a child (I do now, but I was a sad, stubborn kid). -My mom also refuses to acknowledge that I even have depression. When I told her I was dropping out of college because I was so depressed, she said If I told that to my dad, he would tell me get over it. DL realizes my sister struggles with her own mental illness (Go BitchBot) and has even offered to pay for her to go to therapy, while she tells me usually that I just need to get out more.",Isn't she just the sweetest thing... +"Controversial opinion: people skating around alone in front of the net is not hockey. 3 on 3 is very exciting but I think people will tire of it too after a few years, the way they have with the shootout.","Yeah, people hate exciting shit." +What is something that's extremely terrifying but not harmful?,"famines and wars and droughts in third world countries ha, almost got me there liberal media" +But the seas should part if they used their blinker right? I mean just get out of their way they have a nice car which makes them clearly superior and their time more valuable right?!,You dropped this +Water bottle flip with guys reaction,Song is Denzel Curry - Ultimate +"100 years from now, what modern things will people look back on and say, WTF?",We won't be here in 100 years. +noticed that the horse Lex Jr. is having in his fathers' room has 3 broken legs.,"If the horse has four legs, that means BvS could have longer legs in box office." +"Damn, if he had only dropped the knife and got down. What a tragedy","Or put his hands up or something, because I hear that works too." +My god! What a madlad!,Just because I dress like a cool guy doesn't give them the right to fist bump me +I have not. I'd like to think I'm current on everything in this sub but the hive mind moves quickly.,Robin Black was never my friend. +We NEED a season with aliens.. Asylum needs to be explained.,plot twist: aliens are controlling the land. +This is the dumbest thing I have seen in Pro Wrestling.,But at least they have passion! +Analysis: Trump proposals would add $5.3 trillion to debt,"Don't worry, Mexico will take care of the debt" +"In the modern context people hate Israel because they DGAF; they do what they want to do for the sake of Israel, they profile Arabs to avoid terror attacks and they deport migrants, they support traditional families and are generally speaking religious. Basically everything SJW's hate.","In other words, they're complete monsters." +Does no one play [[Pact of Negation]]?,Does no one play [[Omniscience]] + [[Cancel]]? +What would happen to me if I wore this Stop Being Poor shirt around Metro Manila?,If they could even read it rofl +I'd love to! Imagine you're driving a car. You have a speedometer and an accelerometer. Imagine we connected a computer to the speedometer and now it prints out a line just like an EKG. The accelerometer measures your acceleration at any given moment. That's basically the first derivative. In other words the first derivative is the acceleration. The acceleration is derived from the speedometer. One way to estimate your overall acceleration is to take Riemanns sums of the speedometer graph. The second derivative is the jerk of the car when you accelerate or stop. If you graphed the second derivative when slamming on the brakes it would spike then go level again. The integral is taking the derivative and finding possible speeds. We could say a spaceship and your car can have the same integral/antiderivative but be on different scales altogether. You can also use these techniques to find the area under a curve which can then be made 3D simply by taking a 2D graph and rotating it along an axis.,Did you just tell a six yo to drive a car? +Once Clinton is elected she will take care of this!,I think you forgot the +"Huh? I don't read little, you don't know how much I read. When 70% of it is women hate though don't you think that's enough evidence to make my mind up? It's like you don't read, or you have selective reading. They think women are children and are irrational. That's not how you build a healthy relationship with someone . I never shit on anyone but any man who wants relationship guidance and doesn't want to read through bullshit women hating comments, TRP doesn't really work for them now does it? Like, it's fine for TRP to exist because there are men who really are bitter and angry towards women and need a place to vent, and there are men who really do view us as a different species so they need an echo chamber, but if someone wants to get TRP like advice from a group of people who respect women (who deserve respect) and acknowledge not all women are going to fuck you over because of hypergamous, and not just gripe about how women go for chads (we don't all go for chads, have you guys ever been outside I wonder sometimes ) , well, TRP doesn't seem to be the ideal place for that","bruh if you are not a a top 20% male in muscles(funny how they never mention facial aesthetics LOL) you are worthless to women and women will never fuck you, so join the gym and eat 6 meals a day and fuck up your body as much as you can cuz women can't stop getting drenched wet when they see muscles and u got it ez bruh bruh." +Who hurt you?,The patriarchy +High Ranked Killer Gameplay,This is so beautifully accurate. +Purple Guy,Eh not enough suggestive NSFW Would rather have him have a purple dildo +I understand that that this might be a good tool in the right hands but advertising with this feature will only attract people thinking oh great then I can hurt youtubers I don't like and block opinions I disagree with...,Isn't that what DMCA is for? +Lions Add Wide Receiver Aaron Dobson,Aaaannnnnnnddddd hes released. +Did you forget about our QB?,Stafford is the reason we lose. +"The problem is that a lot of people are severely underestimating how important jury management is. The jury is not a meticulously crafted group designed to reach an objective decision. The jury is all the people you had to backstab and step on as you clawed your way to the top. Most of them seem to try to make a fair decision but there's always the bitter jury members and the emotional jury members that let their feelings make their decision. And there's jury members that let outside factors influence their vote like whether or not you've already won the game before or whether you really need the money. This season and season 14 are going to be great examples of why jury management is just as critical to winning the game as making it to the final 2 is. I agree that the person that most deserved to win was the runner-up for both S14 and S18. But they didn't win because the winner isn't always the one that deserves it most. The winner is whoever can get those 7 or 9 dumbasses to vote for them, however they manage to do that.",You would think that after Russel played survivor people would realize just how important jury management is. +"Invading Iraq was essential to American freedumbs, because of ~~weapons of mass destructions~~ important reasons.",It's not Collen and Condi's fault they lied to us fox news said they were misled! +Why not? How stupid do you have to be not to be able to count to two?,Because of course gender has to be based on sex and there's nothing else that people might want to base it on at all +Because he can't be her left hand. :(,"Dude, too soon!" +Why would you need to round up other people to lay on the tracks? Adding more tracks and switches creates the jobs and solves the problem....,"If we build more tracks, and don't use them as part of the Lesser of 2 evils problem by putting more people in danger, we might as well just sell out to the commies." +Guy was just trying to capture the news and he almost got sacrificed to the Lord of Light.,They were just taking their frustration out on him. +Thanks for this quality post. Im glad i wasted my time making this comment.,No problem! +But it's not a -10. It's a -9. ^^^^I'm ^^^^joking ^^^^please ^^^^don't ^^^^kill ^^^^me,I bet you think upstart is good too +"When has she ever demonstrated any kind of regressive stance on any of those issues? Judging by her voting record and public statements she is very liberal in all of those areas, and she has specific policy plans laid out on her website for all 3. Look and them yourself and tell me they're regressive.",But her donors are those industries so she won't do anything to hurt them right! +No evidence is 100%.,"Right, so let's empty all the prisons why don't we" +"What happens during the anthem when Raptors are playing? 2 anthems play whenever the Raptors play so what happens? Do the players kneel for both anthems? Does Corey Joseph kneel for the Canadian anthem, doesn't seem to be a problem with the police and the black community in Canada. Does a Canadian like Tristan Thompson have the right to kneel for the US anthem? Offseason conundrums.",untimely shitpost +i've been signed up for pbe for 3 years and still no word. HOW LONG IS THIS GOING TO TAKE.,It'd probably be easier to get a job at Riot at this point to get access. +Cuz you think Trump and Johnson would be better?,I voted for Bernie +I thought Royce was lying about that Or so GSW fans were telling me.,OKC fans just salty. +"Not sure people are concerned with how much tax she's paid, so much as the source for all of the income she's paying that tax on.",The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence! +What does Asian mean? TIL: Asia came from a Greek word used to describe the land of their enemies,Europeans should be considered Asian as well since their countries are part of Asia. +"Humans who are afraid of a law suit. Next thing you get kidnapping charges, or any kind of crap. Personally I wouldn't get involved.",You huge piece of human shit. +it's from the East Indian word 'thugee' which means 'bandit'.,And the n-word comes from the old english word meaning 'black' so it can't be racist. +Amazon Prime members now get ad-free Twitch streaming,Copying this to my bf he might be happy. +Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Hillary Clinton,That ending is comedy gold +We just assume that it happens. We want to be in the room where it happens. The room where it happens.,Click boom! +Jesus Christ I was eating lunch....,Eating some grapes? +I believe this is an issue with these and there is a fix for it. Call GE as its still under warranty.,PM me a model and serial and I'll confirm it. +"Mike 'Platinum' Perry Warns Danny Roberts: I'm Going to Kill You, Be Ready to Die",pla-ti-num-lite in orbit making arrangements for Danny Roberts to meet his maker... +So I really fucking hate my job,Can't you just quit and use your parents credit card? +The vertically integrated illegal cocaine market is much different then the lateral market of a restaurant and this is the least of the issues of using the cocaine industry as an example of how wages affect prices.,"Black market is still a market, bro." +What property of processed food causes it to turn teeth to mush?,obama made our teeth weak +Why don't you just give your kid money instead. Let him/her go to the local store and buy some food there? I feel bad for the kids.,But then they'd buy unhealthy food like snacks full of corn syrup and chocolate milk. +Trump's Economic Plan Costs 26.5 Times More Than Clinton's,Omg so a liberal organization's study scores Trump's plan negatively! +Seems highly possible that's when Lorin will announce when the mixtapes are released. And that probably means very soon!,Lo' may even announce that he's exclusively going to just perform at Insomniac & EDC events! +MN Twins attendance at opening pitch today. About 400 people in the entire stadium.,There were more at the Sox orioles game during the riots +Does anyone else feel incomplete when they put down their windows phone?,I feel incomplete when I pick it up +"No wave 2 but here, buy this RIFTS book bundle and ground vehicles addon pack. Seriously, Wave 2 is a write off at this point. I avoid the drama but still check in every 3 months or so to see what's going on. Every time I get a backer email all I can do is just cringe and brace for the stream of excuses I'm about to read and laugh at the shitflinging the comments. There's zero positivity around this project on all sides from myself included. It's really really hard to even be optimistic no matter how much I want to. They have been in negotiations for production and design for over a year and a half since wave 1 came out, for something that was 95% complete when the kickstarter ended.. I'm sure you saw the prototypes of some of the wave 2 stuff but that's all it is. They don't have anyone(or money) to do the sprue layouts, make molds, produce, ship, and distribute.","But... but... but.. they are investigating ways to lower the part count, they even had conversations about it with manufacturers" +lol only if you have cognitive dissonance,I'm sure the countless academics that agree that racism doesn't exist in any meaningful way against white people all have cognitive dissonance +"Politics. Libtards are trying to take my rights! Conservatives are racist bigots! If you think 'the other side' is to blame, you're the problem. It's not so easy as conservative this, liberal that, Republican this, Democrat that. If it was that easy then America would have virtually no problems whenever the 'correct' party won. Yet here we are, still with tons if problems. Also, the candidates. Where's the person who firmly believes in little control laws, but still does believe in universal background checks, but is also pro choice, but small government? Where's the guy who's in the middle and represents a moderate view that takes slightly from the left and slightly from the right, and is against money and corruption in politics? A few claim to tote those views, but where are they? I'll tell you where they *aren't*. They aren't in the front running and they won't be in the major debates. Until people stop getting brainwashed to vote Trump or Clinton, it will always be this way (obviously different candidates in the future, but you know what I mean).","No, because the wrong party keeps messing things up so the right one can't do anything!" +What about Celestial Nighthawk Hunter with a nightstalker and weapons of light defender?,"My team ran nighthawk golden gun, hammer bro for melee dmg buff and add killing (replaceable with stormcaller), and a tether" +People always see disaster and ruin in every new technology or situation. It's just the way we are - programmed to ask how something can kill us. If we ever meet aliens or develop AI we will probably all be just fine.,Until it MURDERS us. +Guy claims to have gotten this huge in 4 years... I'm leaning towards juiced,lol what would make you possibly think juice? +/election,I miss the days when we thought we could trust our leaders. +Yee Wan needs to get a real job.,Is that some microaggression I sense coming from you Evanescence? +"Yes that is pretty obvious from his message, why would it be a bad thing? Would you feel compelled to go to the pharmacy and buy a bag if it was legal tomorrow ? I would not, thinking about all that drug money that those criminals can't have anymore would get me high enough. Also the people that do feel compelled to buy meth will know it is made by professionals in quality controlled environments that are probably up to their asses in government checks. So yeah, whats wrong with legalizing any drug ?",Damn you libertarians are crazy +"That would be a lot to ask those ladies to live up to... the amazing lineage of stairs matches in the WWE? I know Women's wrestling has come a long way, but they might not be ready to tackle a Stairs Match.",I'm not sure if any of them could lift the *insert over exaggerated weight* pound STEEL STEPS. +"Sorry for the bad screenshot, but is this a fallout 3 reference in Wolfenstein?",I'm sure it's just a coincidence. +Haha equating infidelity with actual crimes.,"Yes, you're right, crimes have no basis in moral norms." +Whenever people ask for spawn locations,Because eggs will solve all your problems! +"I kinda think it's just him clicking very furiously... compare this to the use of a triggerbot, where the crosshair doesn't move AT ALL upon shooting.",No pro is panic clicking so hard there mouse does that. +"Mhm, that's it. Guess what, you're bad too.","Hmm, I think that's a you problem." +"Stephen Hawking has stated that we should stop trying to contact Aliens, as they would likely be hostile to us. What is your position on this issue?",Build a wall +Real New Transmogrifications! (Chimera/KFG/Neostone Agent/Joker/Pirate Captain),So rakan put on a guitar or whatever its call... that is the besttttt transmorg ever OMG! +Nu-metal Cowher with those goddamned sweet Jnco's on.,The 90s died hard lol +"German police shot 10 people dead in 2015, translation in comments",#BrownLifeMatters +"I did this once in retail. Employer wanted me to leave my lovely lighting department and stand out in the rain handing out sale fliers one afternoon... After 5 minutes in the pissing rain I binned the entire stack and went to McDonalds for an hour, before going back to say I'd done them. Everyone was delighted at my hard effort and I was full of burger. Win/win.",Nice honest work ethic there. +Amaterasu SSHM Nightmare Imperator duo,nice +stick with drawing females. They are prettier,"Wow, what a sexist." +Postgame Thread: Colts 23 - Texans 26 Just wow.,Fire Everybody Pagano because Luck can't carry you shitty ass anymore and Ryan I have Luck limitting me as a GM Grigson. +"Nope, at 51% they come out.","In his/her defense, they might hit 51% at 1:30 every attack" +There is a better chance of Obama declaring himself the eternal ruler of America (zero chance) than Pittenger losing his seat. He's in a safe district.,"If nothing else, I could gather that by the downvotes." +"Problems with Naval Battles in ACOK 2.2 I've been having issues with the battles ending due to constant reinforcement waves of friendly units. It was never an issue early game with just my army of less than 90 spawning in. However, now that I've joined the Targaryen's, during the larger sea battles it will spawn in 50 or so troops every 10 seconds or so until there are hundreds of troops spawned in a tiny ass space. Aside from the massive frame drops it doesn't allow the battle to finish either so I end up missing out on prisoners and ransoms. So long story short is this a known bug or do I just need to reinstall? TL:DR-Friendly troops spawn endlessly causing battles to never end besides retreats.",I'm interested how you joined the targaryens? +THE LEFT THINKS WE GET PAID TO SHITPOST. THEY DON'T REALIZE WE DO THIS SHIT FOR FREE! TRUMP 2016 MAGA!,Yes by our famous Correct the Pepe SuperPac +YouTube Hero,"Not all heroes wear capes, amirite" +It's going to shit no matter who wins.,"Yeah, just like these awful 8 years under Obama." +Why does one's marital status influence whether or not they can get sterilization? That's so odd.,Because only people who are married are 100% committed to each other. +What if you have a dick like a spaghetti noodle,Communicate she's a whore for wanting anything bigger. +Sysadmins in seismic active areas: How do you take your precautions regarding everything from minor vibrations to full blown earthquakes?,float the datacenter on water +"I'm not normally a fan of custom paint jobs, but...",It's beautiful. +I like: I live in Oak Cliff. Ohhhhh,***Bishop Arts*** +Nick Saban sends birthday flowers to player's mother battling cancer,Is the NCAA investigating this yet? +Racism only counts when it's against blacks,I'll assume +The maidservant is hot.,"Kill Sariah, marry the queen." +father teaches son how to ride a bike,Hilarious +"Neighbours form human chain around house to stop eviction in Easton, Bristol",But I thought all the Brits were racists? +Cheryl Mills gets immunity in FBI investigation of Clinton email server,"Oh this thread is going to be filled with tons of well argued points from subject experts well versed in law, immunity deals, and everything regarding the case." +Um it wasn't a personal attack by any means I'm just saying I'm sure nova is experiencing a lot of new fans. I'm literally not trying to be a jerk. I seriously wish Xavier had more fans. Would love to get that kind of boost. Nothing but love and was just my observation. Most users have been on Reddit for years but maybe not cbb. I've been on here for 5ish years and rarely recognize usernames but take note of amount of flair. Was strictly surprised to see so much nova flair,"I really doubt they gained that many new fans, as much as it's more fun to talk about your team when they are doing well" +"Loving it. Every other University should follow suit. Since we're burning everything down, lets stop all the universities. Close everything.",You dropped this +MIT Study: Bitcoin Not Popular with Students,World Study: Bitcoin not popular with anyone not interested in Bitcoin. +Can't tell if sound advice but it sounds like it could work.,Yes I usually add cold gasoline to my fires to cool it down too +(Grandmaster 4060) Overwatch Reaper Scrims With Coms. #1,So to get Grandmaster I simply need to jump more. +lol ethics in journalism amirite,"I'm just so passionate about ethics in journalism that I just send a death threat every now and again, is that so bad?" +8 potential programs where Alabama assistant Lane Kiffin could be head coach,Why not Tennessee? +Are they very similar? I don't see it.,"Of course they are very similar, Trump also at one point bleeds out of his you know what." +What's the most fucked up advice you can give?,It's not rape if you yell surprise!! +Meet: Renegades,Relevant username? +graffiti op.. please just remove this,People love spraying themselves on things... +the EU chooses a standard language,arabic gotta prepare for the future +What it's like to play Revelations,'member when I didn't give a fuck? +"I have a horrible record for boiling hard-boiled eggs. I am the one who cooks and bakes the most at home. I do canning, I have a dehydrator, I've had yeast starters. I love being in the kitchen. But for some reason I always fail at hard boiling eggs. I've tried the ice baths, using older eggs, different methods and times for getting them hot in the first place, etc. My husband, who barely ever cooks and often makes mistakes that go against common sense, makes amazing hard-boiled eggs.","I've only done it a couple times, but I've had good times by: putting the eggs in your pan, add cold water to about an inch over the eggs, heat until it starts to boil, cover and remove from the burner for 12~ min (for large eggs), remove to an ice bath." +"Stephen Hawking has stated that we should stop trying to contact Aliens, as they would likely be hostile to us. What is your position on this issue?","Show those aliens some MURICA, and they'll back right off." +Trump and Hillary are the same. Said people who were not paying attention,But how can you vote for a criminal to become president? +Told a guy he may not want to include pics with his kid as there's a lot of weirdos out there..,DON'T WOMANSPLAIN +So I just got 2 legendaries from b2b court of stars level 2,RNG is RNG guys. +*cough150millionDSscough*,"*cough155millionPS2'scough* Obviously, console gaming is dead." +"Where I work, we let customers pin their hometown on this map.","Well fuck everyone else, right?" +I'd make Pepes more accessible to the general public. They tend to be too rare these days.,White supremacist spotted +How i can freeze wave?,You need to play anivia to freeze waves. +"$120 Off? Yeah, right NCIX!","Amazon, at least here in italy, does it on almost every single electronic product... You can see, on a daily basis, 1070s being 60% off, at their nominal price (480 euro)" +impossible to say therefore it's really just a good idea to get out of the fucking road.,I what populated area is there only one path to a destination? +Australian households have the biggest debts in the world!,If you think the houses are bad you should see those who can't even afford that! +Not on science; on policy. What are you going to do about... rather than what is...,"Yes, because climate change has *nothing* to do with policy." +German politicians approve new law making it illegal to have sex with prostitutes without a condom,"I'm sure they can enforce it, too..." +Why does that name sound familiar? Didn't he start a website of some sort?,I think he's some sort of tech guy. +1. Attack cop 2. Act like a victim when cop pins you down 3. You're supposed to PROTECT US! 4. Try to leave like nothing happened 5. Tell everyone you kicked the cop's ass,You missed profit because lawsuit for excessive force/police brutality +Are you sure that this picture want taken in America?,You mean... not all pictures are of America? +Take a month off and the benefits of modatinil will be back in full force.,I've been off it for months... I'm gonna try a new batch I guess. +Well he was publicly used and made to believe he was getting the shot purely as a negotiation tactic. Before that he was talking about fighting MJ or Barboza. Why shouldn't he be frustrated ?,Because he's not popular on this sub +"Ahh yes I love waiting 30 seconds for Tactician to do nothing while my dps rots away, this is the perfect change and just what arms warriors needed to become balanced.","hey they reduced the CD from 45 to 30, be happy you ungrateful arms warriors" +"Most recent software grads are the cause of spaghetti code in our system. That and cheap Indian guys who don't actually know shit. Make small functions and compose them together. Most beginners make a giant full retard function, get tangled in their own web and then make random changes until it kind of works. If you want to do well make lots of small functions with immutable arguments and compose them together.",Make every instruction a monad! +Wikileaks: Clinton asks about Provigil,"I, for one, am shocked that the Secretary of State would ask about a drug that is being widely used within the military." +"In one word, how would you describe your BPD? Mine would be: Empty",Torture +You only think fun things are fun because society conditioned you to do so. Humans lived many thousands of years without sports just fine.,"I'm sure TV, music and culture in general are only fun because I've been conditioned to think so, yup." +TIL stainless steel is made stainless by adding chrome to the steel,What do you add to Chrome to make it Ultron? +"This is the type of content we have on new, such a improvement right mods?","That's okay because we've got German teams doing esports, Mourinho not having a plan and don't forget Seluk" +"Why isn't Ice Fang called Frost Bite? (I mean, I know why, it's a rhetorical question and a neat observation)",Since it's Dice's technology. +You're just bad at history!,She forgot about pope Joan! +My current ongoing skype call for DXP,Wow you're so cool. +PM'd regarding the rear stand.,No reply yet... has anyone else heard back? +Half-Life: Threewave - Valve's unreleased game,Was it never fully developed or released because fans would like it and it has a 3 in it? +GM looks to close 40% of Cadillac dealerships,If only they had continued production on the northstar. +Not sure this is the most appropriate subreddit to debate politics,Legalization will be a hot topic here if we have another season like last +"Option to make your post anonymous to others, therefore bypassing the process of having to make a 'throwaway account' I see throwaway users all the time. Regardless of whether they are freshly planted never users or deep rooted users and admins; There should be an option to select Post as Anonymous next to the Submit button. So, if you are already have an account, you can just submit the post as anonymous and nobody could read your username. Instead they would just read Anonymous or OP or WhatevermanIdon'tcare. And the Reddit team back at HQ doesn't have to hold information regarding throwaway account usernames and and holding fake email information and passwords, because if a post is from a throwaway anonymous account, they probably just won't access their post after about a month. So you just delete the account information and it turns into a post made by a now inactive user. Or delete the post from your machines and save some space, you don't have to record everything, if anonymous people wanted to be remembered they would have used their own account and not a fake one. If they aren't proactive users then why waste the energy holding on to what they posted, and actually, it should have a life span. Basically an anonymous account is like a lead balloon, it floats slowly downward and as the time runs out you need at least one more upvote or downvote to keep it alive and accessible, but after a certain point, it the post has been completely inactive for a span of time and is deleted. Forgot the past and move forward into more original content.",The spammers and shit posters would never take advantage of something like this... +The new iPhone comes in the colour of black so quite simple.,"It's actually Matte Black and Jet Black, like come on." +"I think I'm missing some context. I got that he didn't mean to say Asians, but I missed what he actually did intend to say. Can someone help?",Agents +"ST? No motive or opportunity. Maybe opportunity, but no motive.",Apparently you dont need a motive or can just make one up like they did with SA +The contact page won't let me unselect Sign up for Hispanic Insights.,Your attempts to unselect it are racist microagressions against Hispanic people. +Smashing Pumpkins reference...,I think you missed the +So basically the libs are really grasping at straws to make his comments seem worse than the literal lawbreaking Hillary has been doing.,"Yeah, because Trump didn't repeatedly break the law by using his charity to pay off officials for his University scam." +Well what answer did you expect?,but muh fantasy +End my suffering,Oh my...must be a visual glitch +VG Tech - Call of Duty 3 Xbox 360 vs Xbox One Backwards Compatibility Frame Rate Test,Runs smooth but I'm getting some input lag and having a hard time getting used to it +Gennifer Flowers Agrees To Join Trump At Presidential Debate,I'm sure undecided women voters will be very impressed by this. +"The trade off for that is the increasing rarity of split ticket voting. If you're crossing party lines for POTUS, you're something like 93% likely to cross party lines down ballot too. It will be interesting to see how many GOP down ballot voters simply leave President blank.",This isn't a normal election though so I'm skeptical of the normal rules like straight ticket voting. +His replacement is most likely already on the team. We play in nickel so much that you dont really need anyone special for that 3rd LB spot. Probably will draft a late round guy for depth/rotation. There is a chance Zim wants to finally move Kendricks outside and pick up a run thumping MLB though.,My money is on Kentrell Brothers +"Im American, what is HP?","It's a condiment commonly used in Britain, think ketchup mixed with Worcestershire sauce." +"Holy shit, after hearing Chawy speak english, I'd be surprised if a western team didn't pick him up. (CLG maybe)",But he wants to go to worlds +'Mermaid' by Andrew Shaw,Because the flying mermaid is the most interesting thing to se here +Did he forget about the Q's? I really don't understand half of this country. They really want this country to turn into the Christian version of Saudi Arabia.,"Yeah, it's a shame she used that private email server so now everything is always equal." +Broke his arms and tried to find the said pair herself.,E P I C P I C meme bro! +"No having chat history backup and restore is a deal breaker for me. Won't give it a chance until they implement it or somebody finds a way to manually do it, without requiring root. I can't simply believe Google keeps all my Google Search history, both text and audio, Youtube search and watch history, Maps search and location history, etc., but I lose the chats with the Google Assistant if I move Allo to another phone? WTF Google!!??",That's too much work +His name is also Shiro-4.,Some shit happened and the poor guy got reset 2 more times recently +"During Gus Bradley era, the Jaguars have been outscored by 465 points, the worst margin in the NFL and 89 points worse than any other team.",Guess we are landing the 1st pick in the draft after 1 game +"I mean, if you wanna feel REALLY old, this album is a little older than me.","Fuck off, don't ruin my youth" +Netflix revives shows based on how many streams they get. I can't believe I'm not personally responsible for a Futurama revival already.,Welcome chuck season six +Since when do the UFC join in on sea-level cain jokes?,one of us...... +I think you mean RH.,"Nah, it's RF, the same stuff in RFID tags that mark your identity." +"What do you think is the best possible set for each class? Excluding currently unobtainable items and vanity items, What would be your ideal loadout for each class?","Every ST set, obviously." +474 people subscribed to r/exmormon yesterday. That is largest single-day growth in this sub's history.,Isn't that about the same number of media outlets in America? +Specify Image was a mistake. It was inevitable.,WAT +"Even if you're from the North, definitely check out the Florida/Tennessee game today at 3:30. Not the best teams in college football but the atmosphere will be INSANE. We haven't beat Florida in 11 years so there is alot riding on this game.",A lot* Classic Tennessee fan. +Or he's like that crazy old pervert 'master' from any anime ever. No one takes him seriously and just leaves him to go do his thing.,Oh yes it's very obvious from all this time Saladin was just an old perv and an idiot. +"id go yak and reinhardt, or nurse if you add like a 3rd coming back.",do you think you're giving up too much in yak and griff? +Abagfahhahahahahah dbaahahah,Bless you. +Just a heads up: bought these Razer surround sound USB headphones in January and the plastic in the right earphone extension deteriorated to unusable in about 6 months with casual use,Kwality +Why do all these people think the world government or whatever would plant hints to their plans in movies? Why would they ever want to leak the secret plan?,"So idiots like you wouldn't believe the truth and just say that it is a conspiracy theory, Fucking sheeple!" +That's what the BBC does though. It has to report things impartially.,No the BBC should should criticise things i dislike and endorse the things i do like +EMSK these kitchen cheat sheets,Every man should know to stay out of the kitchen. +AJ Lee and John Cena WWE Best Kissing Scene,AJ Lee's gimmick should have been a chick that randomly kisses wrestlers anywhere and anytime :P +You know that reddit isn't a bunch of dudes right? It's like 90% sausage but hey there is still a few girls here.,"And even if it was a dude, who cares?" +"Anyone else having stability issues on iOS? I updated last night to 1.9.0, I'm on iOS 10.0.1 w/ an iPhone 6, 64GB. Gym battling is much improved, especially with the move queueing and camera panning. However, the animations when entering/leaving gyms are now very discontinuous, and the app often crashes when opening/closing gyms and other menus. Anyone else having these issues?",Iphone 7+ on 10.0 crashing frequently when clicking on a pokemon in my bag. +"LF: Growlithe and helioptile LF: Growlithe, helioptile and Dusclops","Hey there, is it okay if I add you?" +Do you have time to talk about our Lord and saviour Flying Spaghetti Monster?,"Ravioli, Ravioli, Give me the Formuoli!" +"What will The Ottawa Senators Top 6 look like? If the whole team is healthy how do you see it playing out? Will it be a mix of Brassard, Ryan, Lazard, Turris, Hoffman and Stone? I can see Guy Boucher taking them to the playoffs!","Well I think Borowiecki really proved he was top line material last year, much better than that Hoffman chump" +Scope of Trump's falsehoods unprecedented for a modern presidential candidate,And Hillary is the most honorable and honest candidate in human history. +This is even funnier for someone who speaks Thai because the number 5 is pronounced as ha. Many 5s in a row is... hahahahahahaha.,So funny +Turkey Treating Iraqi Kurdish Security Wounded Fighting IS,no wtf the title is wrong turkey is killing kurds and supports isis...... +Heathens,You mean save fucking lives man! +look up spectranet. I don't live in their feasibilty area in bangalore. They are expanding. Your words will be meaningless in the coming years.,But will you die +Walking trump ads. Scumbag is gunna be deported after serving his sentence. Why the fuck was he allowed to be here to commit this horror show to begin with?,Because the USA is a global country that has no borders and you're a xenophobic piece of shit if you don't think a citizen of a foreign nation has no right to be here illegally. +You guys sure Dalton's knee hit the ground on that kneel down...,"Not sure, better call in the replay staff to get the right call" +Game Thread: Week 3 - Cincinnati Bengals (1-1) VS Denver Broncos (2-0) [](/CIN)Cincinnati Bengals VS [](/DEN) Denver Broncos Time: 1:00 PM EST *Help the mods by reporting trolls* **Sort by new for up to date discussion.**,idk man knee could've been down +"Is anyone working on slimming down the pokemon go plus? From looking at the internals, it seems there is a lot of wasted space inside the casing. So after examining the internals of the pokemon go plus it seems there is a lot of wasted space inside the casing. Does anyone know of a group or site working on making a slimline case for the internals?",I wish they make an app that emulates PoGO+ +Slippery field strikes again.,#SlipGate +Lol sorry. It was a joke that's not me,Sorry I forgot my +what toy is this? I need it.,"barnacle-encrusted gem, got it from a missions at my class hall" +Calm down guys. Carson Palmer just had an off day,forgot the +Check out their posting history! Massive walls of racist garbage!,*opinions you happen to disagree with Bigot. +"2016 Week 3 Game Thread: Pittsburgh Steelers(2-0) @ Philadelphia Eagles(2-0) Please Remember: **Leave all opinions/thoughts inside of this thread. Anything that isn't newsworthy posted outside of this thread during the game will be removed.** Don't be rude. We're all here to watch the game. Do not troll the other sub's game thread/post game thread. We will be notified and we will take necessary steps after that. If you see someone in here trolling, feel free to file a report and we will take care of it. Thank you and enjoy the game.",Takeaways from that half: The NFL loves the Steelers +Will the Eagles win the Super Bowl this year?,Not an overreaction +who is they? the people vote for the candidates,"They are the Illuminati who really pick who will run for office, duh?" +CHEATED: Debate Commission Shock Announcement... Trump Was Right! - World Politicus,Trump won the debate. +"Does anyone in this sub get messed up by Undertale's first note? For some reason, my mind thinks of it as an upbeat and messes the song up until Once Upon a Time kicks in. Does anyone else get the same problem?","Nah, the sign that says to press z to inspect signs did nothing to me" +He was Coq blocked.,Coquelin is a good player +10ft USB cable me^2 thanks,Then you wake up and have to free yourself from the USB cable bondage trap. +How exactly is buying somone's plot a scam?,Because you're a mod so automatically you are Satan +Black -- Homestuck (2010),"Glad to see this here, it's a great song." +SUPERMOTO CANYON RUN-xr650r,"pft, I saw nothing here that I couldn't do on my 650L." +Just picked up a new 2016 impreza hatchback 2.0i. What are some available engine mods?,sell it and get a wrx +But I don't get to chose flavors?,"You do, but they're limited flavors." +Seagull's Handshake (POTG Edition),0.8/10 missing the Overwatch logo at the end +"Specifically the limitations in item models. I can imagine it being made into a 3D model fine, but getting it to render in front of the player camera might be a bit tough. It's doable, but not very convenient, and there would probably be some issues with the transparency of the model layering with the world.","But I thought all the rendering you can do in 1.7 can be done in 1.8+ just as easily, just differently!" +For real? What did he do?,The tram +**did someone say minor text fixes?**,No Minor r fixes. +I write with my left. Eat with my left. Throw a ball right handed. Hold my mouse right handed. What the fuck I am,A disgrace. +My dice collection,I believe you may have a gambling problem +Using the word 'gay' as a synonym for 'bad'... are you 13 or did I time travel back to the year 2001?,"Stop oppressing his free speech with your comment, PC cuck." +Cold front approaching Austin,Are you sure this ain't a tsunami? +Lead FBI agent John Giacalone resigned from Clinton investigation in Feb 2016. Standard investigative tactics suspended. Agents blocked from serving search warrants to retrieve key evidence. Agents not allowed to interrogate witnesses and targets without warning. - VERY SPICY!!,Why was this one special again? +"Wrong. Elemental mitigation buffs - from in battle buffs only - and UBB mitigation buffs are multiplicative. *All other sources of mitigation are additive*, including elemental mitigation passives from LS and spheres.","Wrong, mitigation is divisive; it cuts damage in half unless you're Nevsky" +"What would be an Easter Egg you would love to see in Sister Location? Title. (Sorry, might be a stupid question)",I'd really like to see some sort of POPGOES promotion. +Orochi is a trash class.,people who shitpost are trash +I used all of my luck for the expansion at once.,Grats on the dagger upgrade. +"That's what happens when you tell people, do your census or pay a few hundred dollars in fines. It's really not too suprising, especially when you consider the short form was a whole 10 questions long.",Why can't we do the same thing with voting by replacing fines with tax exemption if you go vote? +Should I keep talking to a friend M(22) whose only interest is be my F(22) boyfriend when I dont want to? I've only known him for a couple of months but we have been getting along so well we didnt even have to go through any awkward or shy getting to know phase but he told me his interests and I told him I dont want to be in a relationship right now just friends he said its okay he isnt rushing into anything and i thought he got the hint but he still kept on doing things i didnt asked him to like walk me home even though lives an hour away from me and bring me food just because he thinks i wont have any when I get off from work I understand his gestures and told him many times he doesnt need to do any of that and that I cant give him what he wants although he hasnt said any of that We had conversations about it and the reason why he cant confess is because he knows its too fast but he doesnt get it that i dont want more than friendship so yesterday i didnt text him the whole day because I was studying and he asks me why i havent texted and i told him to stop questioning me why i dont text or callhim when he knew im busy and he always demands this to me and i told him finally yesterday that i dont understand why i need to and now he stopped i just feel bad thatI might have been a bad friend but also i dont want him to hope on something i know i cant give him what shiuld i do should i just not message him until he talks to me or should i text him first?,I told him I dont want to be in a relationship right now Lucky you didn't say anything that could be misinterpreted +but that catch on the high snap tho...,Better hands than Trevor Dropsies confirmed +it's that time of the year when we yet again praise this guy for no reason,"Yes, the man who invented computers has no reason to be praised." +"They'd probably try, but he was born in South Africa to one Canadian parent and one South African parent, so he is not a natural born citizen of the US, so he isn't eligible.",Didn't stop Obama! +"Oh, no. This is bad. They're anti-hacking us... *hmpf* ...If I can just overclock the unix Django, I can basic the DDOS root. Damn. No Dice. But wait... if I disencrypt their kilobytes with a backdoor handshake then... jackpot.",I feel like I'm having a stroke +"If she wins in November anyway, then yes. It'll be next year sometime, whenever Abbott sets it.","Yeah, I am sure he will expedite it." +Pretty high but it was a life experience that left nothing but a scar and a story so while I won't say it was worth it certainly makes an interesting party topic.,What kind of gear were you wearing at the time? +Allow infantry to deal damage with bullet-type weapons against tanks while shooting em from behind. I believe there's a little generator thingy behind each tank. Make it a vulnerable spot for bullet-type weapons.,Because tanks need more ways to die from infantry +"Oh shit, really? They don't hover?",You dropped you +"Halifax Votes 2016: Time to change the all-white face of council, says pastor","Yes, let's completely discard democracy." +"I think the pregnancy is slowing down her nightclub/ grocery store openings. But once the baby's here, I'm sure Jenelle will be out in full force. Someone's gotta pay for those diapers.",Once the pregnancy/not pregnant scrutiny began in earnest the nightclubs noticed her paid appearances were not good PR. +Jordanian king: US thinks it knows Middle East better than its residents,"Yeah, when ME countries are left without foreign intervention, peace and prosperity will endure." +But by not falling for it you are wasting your vote.,You forgot the +Just keep adding chemicals until it does what you want.,Pretty sure that's how atomic bomb was made. +"Hahah so true. 'And I can't define either, but I know one is good and one is bad'",Capitalism is just freedom! +Marian Gaborik just left the ACC on crutches and his right foot was in a cast.,I hop Kopi beat the shit out of whoever shot that puck. +Making your phone track your steps like a pedometer is a terrible idea.,Yes it would be terrible if the distance walked actually counted accurately. +"How many of the people shot by police stopped what they were doing, did what the police told them to do, and shut the fuck up? Almost every one of these shootings are triggered by lack of cooperation. If the police detain you, there's no version of this story that ends in your favor if you refuse to cooperate. No amount of arguing, pacing around, or refusal to follow simple instructions will change the outcome in your favor. I'd wager that the majority of these incidents would stop if kids were taught how to behave when in the presence of law enforcement. There are three simple steps to exiting the situation unharmed. Keep your hands where the police can see them, sit still, and shut up. Do these three things and you will not be harmed.","And if the king wants you to lick his boot, you do it and say thank you, my lord." +"They were trying to get you to buy an item they were having trouble selling. He probably knew better, but needed to free up shelf space for newer items. Just a guess, really.",i wonder why it wasnt selling +Jamie Foxx and Aaron Eckhart nailed their salty dickhead overly moto SSgt role's so perfectly I thought American Sniper made us look like dumbasses that needed a SEAL to teach us how to clear houses,He knows you guys are meat eaters though +Living with a CSGO roommate (clips from my final year in college),I'd be lying if I said i haven't done this at one point +"They spell Adolf differently (title and board), so they're probably different people.","Your alt account can't fool me, OP!" +Bit hard to vote when you're like 7.,A real patriot would have forged an ID to vote for him. +The site ran out of money.,"wow, guess they only learned the negatives and not the positives!" +Most if these people say they were paid by Showtime to lie about McAfee. His has posted a video on youtube of them saying so.,"And there's no way he paid them to say that, right?" +Sometimes reading LDS Living comments really makes one's head spin.,Maybe we should restart the council of the 50 and eliminate all competition +The Jets since the schedule gets easier after the next 3 weeks. I hope...,Wow fuck you too mate +I suggest you change the name of the currency to spaghetti to avoid any kind of confusion,But then 0-4sen will eat the chips and use it as blame for his loss. +Valve must have told him to change it back to 2,He actually got fired. +"Scott Adams was a little scary this morning. I'm interested to see what would happen if he 'got mad', as he says.",Based hypnotist +Bernie Sanders: We don't need more Wall Street CEOs in any administration,Of course we need more career politicians. +"Goddamn, these guys have class!",Illuminati confirmed +She's gone full Fire Keeper.,She's a girl she just plays video games for attention. +"Any small but helpful tips to improve gameplay? I really want to up my ELO, but some of my tactics and tips on how I play sucks. Do you guys have any tactics (example: jester claim surv) to just help a little, with improving?","Do an A T W A, be amnesiac d2, claim someone is BG/gf/arso, town hangs them, they turn out to be jester then remember jester N2 and jobs done when ur lynched d3" +Why can't you criticise one woman without being accused of criticising ALL women?,BECUZ WOMYNZ R DA VICTMZ OKAY +"If you could wish for any type of NX what would you wish for? If you could wish for any kind of NX, what would you wish for? No physicial or technical limitations! For my part, I would want a whole AR-Room that can change form and colour according to the game implemented, so you become the Hero in any game and your whole environment changes with you to make the game possible, would allow for multiplayer and shit! Imagine breath of the wild in a simulated room that looks like the whole world where the player is actually link! The walls and ground can deform, forming any kind of surface! Holy! Your thoughts?",How about the NX is the matrix? +An experiment to track sentiment during the election.,No bias here +blood of the what? blood of the whaaat?? lol,The blood coming out of her whatever +Well played little bee... you won this round.,"I feel bad, but I laughed." +"The law is the law man, get caught, get fined. If you litter you're killing the planet, not cool","there's no evidence of OP littering, it appears they just put their stuff on the ground" +"If you are a billionaire and pay federal income tax, you are an idiot.",and quite the supporter of your country as well. +"Stop & Frisk? Imagine being black, walking down the street to get milk, and being stopped/detained/abused/tased by cops without reason! You would literally have to hide in your house!!",That's what the supporters of stop and frisk want. +"I too am a senior in HS, I have no clue what I want to do! My only aspirations are money and happiness Consider yourself a top contender in the giveaway","I just love working with computers, so i just chose what i enjoy, so the choice was easy" +"Ex-Wells Fargo Employees Sue for $2.6 Billion, Allege They Were Punished For Not Breaking Law",so when are the criminal charges for perpetrating this massive fraud scheme going to be handed down? +A real football manager doesn't have time to dress up and play with dolls like Pep,It's easy to play dress up when you have the best team in the league. +Now she is at a watch party. Talk about stamina!,I thought she won't be able to stand up for 90 minutes like the Deplorables said! +"So Trump and his supporters don't know that his public name-calling feud with Rosie O'Donnel wasn't relevant to the debate, but his understanding of how to treat people with respect is. Got it.",YOU STUPID SJW ITS MY FREE SPEECH TO CALL ROSIE ODONNEL A FAT PIG BITCH BECAUSE SHE IS ONE YOU CANT TELL ME THATS WRONG TO SAY +Was China not around in the 1800s?,Nah it's a fairly new country +"Not too well, I got my 3dFX Voodoo card pretty early.","Get a load of this rich boy, with his fancy Glide API and 4 whole megabytes of dedicated RAM, all just to render the six polygons that comprise Lara Croft's rack." +No I'm mocking liberals for thinking reality has a liberal bias.,"I know, like when she lied about Donald Trump saying global warming is a Chinese hoax." +disgusting is his currency behind the item.. :O,He should invest some of that currency in a new GPU! +And they came out together...,Hehe homosexuality is so funny hehe +"Or it makes for funny memes. Open picture of Japan Hold f11 If you laugh, you're going to hell.",I don't get this one. +Well he send me an email and said something like fuck you so I changed all my passwords. I think he finally gave up because all he wanted was to play GTA5 with his buddies. He joined a gang or whatever they call it with my character,"yep, i'll totally going to hack someone's account and make him lose hundreds of dollars just to play with friends, that's a great idea" +"It's funny how some people love statistics when it comes to terrorism, but hate them when it comes to race and policing.","Tbh, I do blame all the Asian drivers." +Journalists must fork over $200 for Wi-Fi at presidential debate,"It would be a shame if smart phones and devices had unlimited data, wouldn't it?" +Too bad you can't toggle airplane mode in the voting booth,Too bad the dead can't vote +"The word is Denial, of course.",I thought that was a river in Africa? +shouldn't that give your heroes more farm as they have to share it with 1 less hero?,"this is why i always queue and tell my 4 friends to go afk, so that i can have 5 times the farm i would normally and then i just win 1v5" +"You double posted, so I removed one. Cheers :)","Alcoholics gonna drunnnk, what you gonna do?" +The white power tie ?,"No, a white power tie would be green, the color of Pepe." +"Also, why would you use your rockets instead of her booster? Now she has less health and no way to self heal when all you had to do was hit shift.","Usually supports can heal you while you're on the roof, and why waste your cooldown?" +Which film would you rate a perfect 10 out of 10?,Rubber +"I agree, but I think shes better than people give her credit for. Not by a lot, but better. She has a very high skill cap, so I think people will start thinking shes better when they get used to her. Personally I think her two autos have to add up to slightly over 100% damage, to reward players that hit both. I think this is totally balanced: if you say you hit both autos on enemy gods 100% of the time, you are a liar.",I hit Izanami's basic attacks 99% of the time +Says the kid pouting in the corner of this ball pit.,"Yes, making fun of a shitty service is pouting." +Trump won the debate last night.,He had the better temperament though +"will do, my phone is relatively new, about 2 weeks. i can't remember if the problem started after the newest update. i'll keep tabs on it when the next update comes out. hopefully soon because they need to fix the gym stuff D: phone was hot last night and clicking into gyms was laggy and skippy. phone is great tho! =D super happy with it. never buying from a carrier ever again.","Glad to hear you're liking the phone, it does look awesome :)" +"But...GQ is a mens fashion mag........Gentlemens Quarterly, no? I mean its ridic that they're all wearing thousands of dollars worth of clothes...but to call it sexist? Lets slow down a little haha","But if it's not sexist, I don't have anything to be offended by, or complain about!" +OP is 16 and this is more impressive than anything I've ever done.,"What are you, 15?" +"Honestly, pretty damn astute comparision, Hilary set a baited trap, after a baited trap, after a baited trap. He completely lost all control while he 'defended' himself",Wrrrong +"We haven't really seen a culture of horse archers, so we're missing most cultures that originated in the Steppes, like the Huns and Scythians.",Um... Centaurs? +"Imagine the synergy with purify, too broke if it was in priest",7 mana 7/9 holy shit the brokenness +Any upcoming online PC games that look promising coming out? Just want to know if theres anything i can look foward to seeing. would prefer to see MMO like games,A new one just came out its called no mans sky +Woolley trying to get those fans. Always seems to me like this dude is reaching to be known. Cringe.,He won't get the Great White Hope fans over to his side by talking about Ferguson +pay up fucc boi,But it's exposure for your voice +"Wow, no drop for UT (I kinda agree tbh), forgiving drop for Houston. Baylor is gonna be exposed though, matter of when not if. I don't know if they are top 20 material, much less on the cusp of the top ten.",Haters gonna hate +"Funny, 8 years back, I was told to expect change. I'm sure glad that the 1%ers and establishment cronies no longer call the shots, and that we live in a just world free of social strife and racial tensions.","But man, if *Bernie* had gotten the nomination, things would've been completely different!" +Is this a joke?,"Yes, should have known to use" +How is the summary racebaity? It's literally the most obvious thing ever. Of course white people don't know what it's like to be black,"Hey now, some of us honkeys speak jive" +"Yeah, but we've had them for a year now... What did you think was going to happen?",The value was going to go up +Where's horgan in all of this?,Who? +"Amsterdam...where you already start seeing things at the airport, even before getting to the coffee shops...","I'm going there for Christmas, I'm excited!" +"Shaking it once, that's fine Shaking it twice, that's ok Shaking it three times, you're playing with yourself again!",Are Good Charlotte still available for a Half Time performance? +Legend Jinbe F2P Japan rainbow team,Nice Inthawk team +"Agreed, but he runs the triple option and LSU wants a guy who runs passing plays.","oops, left this off." +"I've heard marriage kills, but not proposals.",Living PROOF that a woman's place is the KITCHEN and KITCHEN ONLY! +They're both 5'9 though,"Yeah lol the UFC measurements, definitely the accurate ones." +Yes. If your favorite song is I've Seen Footage you aren't a real fan,Guess Danny Brown isn't a real fan then +Card counting in blackjack.,K. +"All research on successful drug policy shows that treatment should be increased, and law enforcement decreased while abolishing mandatory minimum sentences.",So you're saying we need more private rehab clinics. +You're also doing it on normal difficulty... In case you forgot. That requires slightly more effort than standing still and autoattacking,But it's not fair if I can't just afk and get cool stuff :( +had that same thought when Svech scored. we did the thing... on the power play?!? HOW,Looks like banning Ferschweiler to the press box is already working +"If you have to soldier through it, It's not worth it.","No no no, but like 3 seasons in it gets great!" +Seeing as she's a famous supermodel she most likely works out 7 days a week to maintain that figure. You can tell by her figure that she would otherwise be easily susceptible to being overweight.,"Waow, such logics" +The same retards that think brigading an online poll is going to fool anybody.,_sniff sniff_ You're wrong you libcuck MAGA and jail Crooked Shillary! +Having an age label next to comments would completely change the way I react to almost every comment I read here,"They should have a race, sex, religion one too." +Hopefully they book their flights early ;),and hitch doesnt forget his passport +"I feel bad for all the shit that me and my friends did to insects as kids. Like really bad. Makes me so sad, but now I won't harm any insect unless it's putting me in immediate danger.",WHICH IS ALL THE TIME FFS +It's funny that you ask this now - European stocks are shit. I'd stick to the U.S.,"Yes, all European stocks are shit" +just got done watching. I think I know who I'm voting for.,Mickey mouse... +Violent behavior cause video games,Violent games cause video behaviour +"S-Class Goes Villain I just thought, what if the S-Class decided to turn against the opm world, would the HA have any counter measure against them? Like, we've seen how the media treated PP Prisoner after he lost against Sea King, then we see how the HA executives are willing to label Tatsumaki as a threat. It seems they don't mind at all about the thoughts/feelings of the S-Class heroes. Yes, they protect the people from monsters, but they could also just easuly choose to go against the world. Assuming there's no Saitama, and Blast being an S-Class heroe also decided to go villain, the opm world is technically screwed.",With a rose bomb +Heavy winds during the ride home,"There's that word again, is something wrong with the Earth's gravitational pull?" +"1235 calorie day - vegan, with room for beer","And didn't reach your daily protein goal, typical veganism!" +House Explosion,What Arma mod is this? +Or Danny the Marquise de Lafayette.,Start a nice store? +"My great aunt saw a tidbit with Don King after the debate. After King expressed his support for Trump she turns to my grandmother and says, See, the colored people do like him.",Don King is definitely representative of the majority of black Americans. +"Yeah i had to rollback, i play osu! and the new update added like a 10 ms delay with my inputs, literally unplayable as i usually average .8 ms",The eye can't see faster than 16ms though +"Don't open ALCOHOL.exe it's a virus that spreads through peer pressure. Tell your friends, it slows down every other thing running on the system.",Run as Admin +This is lovely and all except for the fact that women aren't stupid. Outwardly they have to say they like Hillary because otherwise they'd be worried of being called a traitor to there gender. Inwardly they know what the country needs is temperament and law and order. I don't think Hillary used either of those words all debate. Expect very different results on election night is all I say.,Yes because law and order are definable policy positions and stop and frisk is totally constitutional and not discriminatory in any way. +"Keith Scott was a convicted felon who served 7 years for assault, had a restraining order filed by his wife who he stabbed in the back with a knife, w/o a permit for the loaded handgun he was carrying at his death",So he didn't do anything? +ESPN with back-to-back tweets about dead friends leading to baseball superpowers,"Because a deity is **much** more likely than hitting a ball right for once, especially when it's your job to hit balls in the right way..." +"Boot loops SUCK. I managed to get two of my previous phones stuck in boot loops. This means they were likely loading a different OS and it corrupted. Another worry is how many times they tried to recover it. If you are not familiar with this, I wouldn't recommend it.","nice try, person who wants to snag this deal instead of op" +"Yeah if they would want south park being banned for 'racism, xenophob, bigot blablavla' hate against Islam and being killed, sure they would.","Of course it's not like south park has any experience with being called racists or bigots, clearly matt and trey are worried about their feels" +"I was scratching my head on that one. Similar resume, similar education, similar training, similar performance and you will get similar pay.",Women have children come out of their hoo-hah...surely that deserves premium pay at their private place of employment! +I just farmed Moon Cave....,WHY WONT ANYONE SAY WHERE THIS CAVE IS +don't waste your time. 6gb/66 bucks for videotron. No issues signing up if you live in the greater ottawa area.,How are they if you make regular trips to Montreal? +Handcannons are complete shit right now... Half the clip doesn't hit what you're aiming at.,"In good hands with a good roll, it's still the most effective primary." +What do you get when you air dry juicy cuts of steak for over 14 days? You get Biltong: A Healthier alternative to beef jerky!,Right but what makes it healthier than beef jerky +"Lol, I totally thought it was the other gang bang I thought, yeah girls actually do like that","Actually, this could work for both meanings, since all women are horrible sluts!" +"Bill's infidelity was a huge deal and I can't tell you how much it pains me not to be talking about Bill's infidelity when Bill's infidelity will be pivotal in choosing our next Presidential nominee Bill's infidelity. But really, by not talking about Bill's infidelity, I feel like we're really taking the high road. Discussing Bill's infidelity would be a huge underhanded blow, so it's very important Bill's infidelity not take center stage in the debates. Bill's infidelity. Meow.",It's not like his surrogates have been talking about his infidelity and blaming it on Hillary all day or anything +Superare i due orgasmi? Mi sa che anche tu sei uno che **si applica**,Non voglio rischiare l'overdose +Very un-ManCity like first half. They allow Celtic run over mid-field to create chances too easily. And defenders just boot the ball away under pressure. Luckily their attacking third is still amazing.,true but tbf we gotta give credits to Celtic mid fielders they are playing very well. +"No, it's got a 15% MoE and is commissioned by the Trump campaign's literal propaganda arm, Breitbart","Ah ok, thanks." +"He doesn't plan to abolish them, he just plans to completely change them and ruin the programs so they 'need' to be privatized.",Because right now they're all functioning perfectly. +Mike Matusow says that Hillary Clinton and lester holt colluded with hand signals in presidential debate,Why am I not surprised that Matusow is a Trump supporter... +Seconded,This. +"I haven't played with them, but I've played with plenty of survivors who have that lone wolf/wolf pack mentality. I really don't mind it. If they're gonna crush generators for me, then sweet. If I'm being chased I might run towards someone to better my chances to dodging the killer, but ultimately I don't mind when players go solo then dip out",You and your rational game playing sensibilities can just get right on out of here broseph +Afternoon Roundtable - 9/28 You can use this thread to discuss whatever is on your mind or share news articles or off topic things that would otherwise not be posted to the sub.,Somebody call Sean Hannity. +"Meanwhile rogers advertises their shit game center live, use it anywhere! Ya fucking right, I only have 2 gigs and I already pay 100 bucks a month for my phone bill.",Use wind! +Go for the gold for sure. I think the heavy No VI is worth 3750 gold while the tog is only 3500. Might want to double check that. Anyway use the gold to buy garage slots or premium time when it is on sale. Much better value.,I'll be going for the gold too with the HT6... Don't have either of the other tanks and I'm not interested in them. +Trump is a classic con man. A real P.T. Barnum.,Golly he's so smart +while running?,"and jumping, of course." +"He isn't really a running QB though. In two years as a starter at NC State he only had 263 yards rushing compared to 5,268 yards passing. He also ran a 4.94 40 at the combine, not exactly a speed demon. Admittedly his football speed is better than his track speed though.",Yeah... but he's... uh... you know... +I prefer Trump apologists to Trump defenders.,Trumpocaust deniers. +Jumping ship,Wow these ads are getting clever :) +Smart Mobile Internet Services is down,Has it ever been up? +"Yeah lots of presidents have died after office, it's a really scary job and doesn't look good for ex-presidents","Yeah, theres less than a half dozen or so still alive out of the 43..." +"I really don't understand this raise him the right way aka exactly like I was raised mentality. You can't pick what your kids like, and forcing your hobbies upon them from a young age is gonna set you up for a huge disappointment when they decide they don't like it","Yes, because young boys hate video games" +"Well, I'm guessing you're a huge, well built guy who looks like he can break anyone who troubles your wife, cuts wood like a pro and makes toys for children in his spare time... you have nothing to worry about.","I am literally none of those things :( Curse you, Blackwall!" +Hey I'll write you some BDI fanfic if you are only coming here to build on what you already believe to be true.,"I'd actually love to hear some BDI stuff from you, rootless." +"TIL that, a majority of Georgians support the restoration of the Georgian Monarchy.","My family were lords in Georgia, I wonder if they would get reinstated." +Supposedly.,Great counter argument you totally convinced me. +Am brown and totally agree. we need to slow immigration way the fuck down.,You've internalized white supremacy and need to be reeducated. +"If you're white, you shouldn't buy your clothes from thrift stores.","Hmm after checking my privilege, it seems like I have enough privilege points to shop where I want" +An Explanation Behind Why All Halo 5 BTB Maps are Forged,Glad they care about my favorite playlist +THIS.,K +"Well, Hudak did say he wouldn't sell Hydro One, so...",And if there's one thing we know about politicians is they always stick to their word +I dunno if I'd say that it's gore. Imagine how difficult that algorithm is to write.,I'm sure they could throw some machine learning at it. +The internet summarized in one tweet.,god if that ain't the truth +I can't Postpone the visit..they are coming. I think I'm just going to tell them I havent been to meetings since I moved and I don't want to go to the meeting on that Sunday. If they know I'm inactive I don't want to give any false hope that I will be coming back anytime soon,Best wishes with that. +"Here, fishy fishy",I dont know what to believe any more.... is this one of those CGI viral video things? +"My preference is to have people prostrate themselves before me, and kiss my signet ring because I identify as a pope-kin. Please be accommodating to my personal preferences.",Because wanting to be called the gender you are is totally compareable to that! +Why did you put portals in quotations?,Because shooting a portal at a character does absolutely nothing since they aren't a portable surface. +Another Miss Universe Contestant Says She Was Fat-Shamed By Donald Trump,"A man who fat shames Miss Universe contestants will apply those high standards to his administration, meaning it will be the best." +This is hanging on the wall of my AP Government classroom...,wow i hope you realize your school is full of racists and white supremacists +"Police routinely misuse state and federal databases to stalk romantic interests, business partners, family, and even each other",Police would never do such things! +Oana Schmidt Haineala a castigat al doilea proces cu Antena 3 si va primi 10 mii de euro daune morale,A castigat justitia tehnocrato-iohannisto-basista. +Holy COW what is Hanzo's workout routine?,Suckin dick +For any SFM users: The Toa Mata are on the SFM Workshop!,Let the bionicle porn commence. +"Thanks for your words! Wasn't expecting all of this conflict around a centimeter line especially since it doesn't even bother me, the owner of the tattoo lolz","No, fuck you, start disliking it." +IKEA allowed us in to take photos of our costumes,And so a slew of suppressed nightmares comes rushing back. +Textra sends text to 3rd party?,Textra is the 3rd party. +What does WSB think of $CXW I know most of WSB is about gold and oil but I'm wondering what people think of CXW in the short term or even long term pending the outcome of the election. For those who don't know CXW is a prison industry stock.,Buy the dip! +We're talking specifically arena gains here. You're guaranteed a pack now. If they added tokens you'd be guaranteed a pack plus gold for more packs towards the next expansion instead. People don't seem to understand that blizzard is a business and has to balance profits with player gains.,Blizzard should just release all the cards for free! +This guy used to come into the office early in the morning with explosive diarrhea. One day he murdered the toilet and prompted this response from management,But that's what janitors are for. +"Shit, Republicans *balk* at the idea of anything other than a White Jesus. Show them the brown-skinned Savior and they'll want to see His birth certificate, then declare Him unfit for heaven because He wan't born in the US.",It makes more sense to be critical of an orange guy... +"Ok Pokemon Go is just mocking me now I spent a week or so walking my oddish 63km to grind that last 21 candy to evolve my Gloom into a Vileplume. I have seen 1-2 oddish in the wild, pretty much all of my candies have come from egg hatching but I haven't hatched or seen one in weeks. I finally finished yesterday. Guess what hatched this morning? A fucking oddish. Guess how many candies came with it? 21. I hope you are happy, Niantec, you got me good.","I don't care what the facts are, you can't deny that people are feeling as though they are getting mocked by Niantec" +"Best Quote that applies to Star Citizen A delayed game is eventually good, but a rushed game is forever bad. This quote is from the great Shigeru Miyamoto of Nintendo. With all of the articles coming out about the FPS module story with Illfonic, and the hard time with the studios this quote really fits the time. If any of these modules and game systems were rushed, it really would have been disastrous.",Which is precisely why Duke Nukem Forever was such an amazing game right? +Ehh I mean still not really a big deal at all when compared to Clinton. No one really talks about that on here though.,Oh yeah nobody talks about the Clinton controversies... +Not so sure about that either..... I mean the wall isn't a fiscally conservative endeavour,"But Mexico is gonna pay for it, dur." +Chance to win PS4,Not a scam at all... +"Oh man, the heat that would generate would be stupendous.","Hey, that melted the giant ice caps and caused the Flood!" +"Exactly. Should a gay person show respect by not being gay abroad, not even in the privacy of their hotel room - which vice squads frequently raid? She's an apologist and an enabler. Fuck her.","Fuck these people who oppress women, and fuck a that women for making her own decisions." +"India carries out surgical strikes in Pakistani terroritory against Pakistani terrorists who had positioned themselves to carry out terror attacks in India, Significant casualties reported",Can't wait to see these two shit holes lobbing nukes at each other! +Do you think women work together as a collective? Just like men understand each other and know where boundaries are. do you think women have the same thing? I know women hate each other but I also have this conspiracy that they are working together as well in kind of an indirect way. I feel like they are all in on the joke.,Noooooooo Not at all... *points to hilary clinton speech and all the women selfy-ing........ Collective not even once +Benjamin? Is that you?,"Yeah cool obvious reference, guy." +I know it's fake but still love it,No she's really naked +"I agree, and this time they need to hit Dante, or ban Cir, otherwise the deck can always live on.",~~What is dead may never die~~ +"Roadhog XL, Chakram Wheels plus different rare and very rare decals. Crates C1 ONLY Add me mish x Jack",3 C1 for Chakrams? +This doesn't happen very often for me :),lol havent seen this before +Wait what? Are you saying that this phone is wedge shaped? It doesn't look like that at all in the render,1.2mm.. you're not going to notice it. +What would be some good baby boy names inspired by Mormonism / Church history?,Clearly Sam +Is your username a reference to Elliott Smith?,I thought it was a reference to Elliot Rodgers +Omnjgul isn't farmable anymore. Keep up.,Doesn't have to - he hit 360 in *two* hours +"Two month long undercover drug operation, in which officer worked at Burger King, netted 5 grams of Marijuana, 2 Pills",I'm just glad that MY town would never waste my tax dollars so foolishly! +Don't you know? They are literally all just brown skins anyway!,Dude you missed the +U.S.: Wells Fargo illegally repossessed 413 servicemembers' cars,very classy... +"Sorry guys this has to be fake, how did he take a photo of his phone?!",Checkmate drumph +"Some local bike shops sell used bikes, and depending on your budget, that could be a viable option. If you're in a larger metro area, bike co-ops are usually present: it is my understanding that you can find good deals there as well, although I'm personally not too knowledgeable on co-ops myself. You mentioned pawn shops: they could be a good source if you know what you're looking for. You could ask what inventory they have and do some research online to see if they are decent. Some good brands are Trek, Giant, Cannondale, specialized, Felt, but there are more.",^ got a pretty good condition puch meteor 10 speed from the LBS for 75 buckaroos +"What a scandal / Hillary leaked national security documents, for Americans killed in Benghazi, has a foundation that has accepted close to 100 million from Countries who kill gays and treat women like property, she stole votes from Bernie over 50 people mysteriously died and she LOST 30000 emails by using after being ordered to preserve them. Hillary started Syria war, Egypt and paid off Iran over a billion dollars for hostages and gave them over a 100 billion in money they can use to make nukes But wait we should care that trumps foundation didn't have the right paperwork filed though and he called someone miss piggy. Ok so trump Is evil And the unsafe choice. Fuck Hillary and these bullshit stories","Yes, and this sub has ignored all of those things." +Cat corrects human on proper kissing,Is anyone going to bring up the fact that this cat is uncomfortable and probably fears for its life? +Sigh. Some people are just mean.,Freakazoid McSpazatron! +Dejan Lovren's carpool video investigated by police,Rumours has it the Manchester City social media team got jealous. +Egyptian MP Calls for Mandatory Virginity Tests for Admittance of Women to Universities,"News Flash: In Egypt, only hideously ugly women go to college." +I really never realized how bitter and miserable Yankee fans are.,I never realized how stupid Boston fans can be... +What blatant lying? What corruption?,You forgot the +"If you're going to make fun, you should at least spell the word correctly. *braggadocious*",Couldn't find it in the dictionary.. +"Yea good shout, but i don't think changing genders would work for a skin.",Ne zha did it. +why not? because of driver attitudes? always been legal in the UK and no problems.,Because if I can't do it then no one else should be able to! +$10000000 to research by taking commonly available components from other manufacturers and putting them in a custom metal chassis and putting your logo on it.,"Yes, because Apple wasn't the innovator of the smartphone." +"No this is completely 100% how capitalism works and I wish this myth would die. The state is inextricably tied to Capital. You can not have Capital without the state, you can not have the state without Capital. There were lots of bailouts in the Great Depression, was that not capitalism then either? It's a perpetual system of stealing from the lower classes. Start thinking about system change rather than reform.",Nobody will listen to you because you're a pinko commie bastardTM who wants to ruin the country +"You can have free will without disease and natural disaster that strike regardless of action. For instance, it is also possible to imagine a world free of human sin and free will, but where tragedy like earthquakes, cancer, and birth defects happen. In this world, there would be no murder or theft, but there would STILL be death and suffering. But it is possible to image a world where sin and free will exists, but suffering is greatly reduced. For instance, murder, theft, rape, still happen, even to innocent people. HOWEVER, what does not happen is tsunamis, cancer, birth defects, SIDS, epilepsy, killer bee attacks, heart attacks, etc. I feel like a defense of suffering in the free will argument ignores this second scenario and disregards suffering clearly unrelated to sin.",You mean I can have a puppy without beating it? +Guy on Facebook Photoshops 2 girls he likes into his birthday photo. They then block him,"Gee, you can't tell they're Photoshopped in." +If you could reverse an update... What would you bring back?,R8 +"She's responsible for the mess in Syria? I don't get this view that somehow the US controls what happens everywhere in the world, as if the people directly involved in the Syrian conflict have no agency at all--they are just puppets on our strings? I thought the Iraq clusterfuck would've taught us all the limits of America's ability to direct specific outcomes in lands thousands of miles from our shores.","See, I thought the Vietnam clusterfuck would've taught us that lesson, but it's very clear we will never learn" +"Twenty-three celebrities , including Ben Affleck, Conan O'Brien, Jimmy Kimmel, Adam Levine and the Williams Sisters, have invested in the UFC.",We're very close to having celebrity death match become a real thing! +"Every time I read something like this, I get this sense of hopelessness. I feel like I was lied to. Was it just me or did anyone else get told that with the same hard work, we too can own our own homes with green lawns, two cars, and support the family we want? I'm in my late twenties. I feel like I've only just begun to realize how horrible this is all going to be in a few years. I have a kid for Christ's sake..",Just pull up your bootstraps like all of us already have. +Everything is expensive in Canada.,"Yeah, and you guys don't really have many trees to spare." +"Batman gets his name from a fear of bats. Using that logic, what's your superhero name?",Bottomless pit man +Hello fellow reddit colleges I have recently found an old Nokia phone in my house but can't seem to figure out what version it is. Can anyone identify it for me?,Seems like a 2610 +What's Aleppo?,I think you're having an Aleppo moment +Australia names Lockheed Martin as weapons system provider for new submarines,I would of preferred an NBN but i guess these subs will stop the boats. +He got a bloody nose is the typical language of an irresponsible person. Please just say I punched him in the face.,Such a German answer lol how do you know he didn't punch himself in the face? +"One can only hope, these guys are SO incredibly obnoxious about the Saints... they are the absolutely greatest team ever!!! Until the season starts or you ask them who thier quarterback was before Brees... no one knows...",Has to be Steve Gleason right? +"What kind of copy pasta is this, it's way too long come on",Longuine +Is this the new weekend playlist? or did they keep covenant slayer?,Covenant slayer is gone +Basically the beginning plot of Destiny,Basically the only plot of Destiny. +Is it the actor or the actual character? cuz he marries Jessica jones who is white ass hell.,"Jesus, spoilers." +"At best she's triangulating... Oh you want Single Payer, the 1% want you to struggle... Here's a first aid kit.","Triangulating is sounds too negative, but *pivoting*, now that's presidential" +Due process takes too long. Time is gold and I want my justice instant! XD #iSupportEJK,"Dude, you dropped your" +So you can't wear a cap without being a dick? Come on man that's ridiculous,Not flat bills. +What TV show do you watch in the background of actual tasks?,Parks and recreation +"In my defence, they shouldn't be wasting their time and money with that crap in the first place","It's not a pyramid scheme, but multi-level marketing." +Way to shit on nurses who were probably trying to fix a problem you caused by being a junkie in the first place.,"Yes, because when I was 9 and a nurse had to spend 30 minutes trying to find a vein, poked a million holes in me, got blood everywhere and eventually had to get another nurse to do it, and she had a hard time because of the mess the first nurse made, I had already destroyed my veins with drugs." +"Ultrapassamos a marca de 400 ppm de CO2 de forma permanente, E Agora?",agra vamos rumo aos 500ppm! +FWD we want those gay marriages reversed for starters,Everyone knows the best way to make a country great again is to destroy all the progress it's made in the last 8 years! +"Serious epidemic on campus Why is everyone sick all of a sudden? Like in my lectures every 5 seconds I hear someone coughing, sneezing, wheezing, or sniffling. And the worst thing is that these people still attend class to spread their sickness to more people. It's like the Plague and eventually everyone will get infected. It's a miracle how I am still not sick. Y'all need better immune systems!",eat vitamin pills like multivitamins and vitamin c to make sure your immune is getting the much needed nutrition that your burger king and alcohol filled diet cannot provide +But if a nuclear winter happens our beer will always be cold. Look at the bright side.,Global warming solved! +I can't think of a clever enough name for my wifi network,Loading... +Many smart people are saying.....,Sources close to me are saying... *sniff* +But where is Mordor?,One does not simply see Mordor +I'm gonna go out on a limb and bet the second bed is rarely slept in.,"But the ex is a manipulative, emotionally abusive person, so if they have sex it's totally because she made him." +that's happened to me a few times from that kind of angle so I expected it too. Anyone know how the back knife hitbox works?,Lol you think it works ? +"Or hammer as well, yes...",But you just said to stop hitting the tank! +Are statistics allowed?,No +I am out,"my life is over now that your gone, what will I ever do" +He's done plenty of good things for people too but those don't get much attention. Source: Have you heard of the good things he's done?,you must be crazy the media tells me he's crazy 24/7 there's just nothing good to see! +"Karen, for the love of God, if you won't put down that camera and feed me, I'll do it myself. - dog probably.",Corgos drink almond milk? +"Any advise for a new witcher 3 player? Hi guys. This is my very first witcher game. I decided to pick up complete edition on ps4 and was immediately immersed in just picking up everything. I was wondering if you guys have any advise for a new player in terms of questing, skills, moneymaking, leveling, combay, enjoying the game, and etc.","Block a lot, learn to counter attack." +A pastor at a Corpus Christi church is on a mission to build the largest cross in the western hemisphere,"Just remember, folks: The bigger the cross, the better the Christian!" +It actually wasn't his emails at all. It was the rest 80+ White House administration people.,"Which leads me to conclude, GW Bush was illiterate." +I think it's a metaphorical gate,"If it was a metaphorical gate, then why was Peter given actual physical keys to it?" +"Depends on what you mean by lately. If you mean after the fattening, absolutely.","Sorry if this a dumb question but, the fattening?" +"With his win over Wisconsin today, Jim Harbaugh has tied Rich Rodriguez in career wins at Michigan (15) It took Harbaugh 18 games, and Rich Rod 37 games.",Took him long enough +He's never been relevant. Maybe he was ok back in the junior mafia days but that's a stretch,"Well, apparently he opened a school in Harlem, maybe he should be president." +Flag of Commonwealth of England and Scotland (1651-1658),Cromwell did nothing wrong +Praise the Sun! (Solaire Cosplay),Never seen that before +What about Young Leaders? I'm a young leader and Bi?,"That's fine, it's LGBT adults they don't want, we might molest the pure children" +"Did Ennard have a different name? Mangle wasn't named Mangle until it was torn apart by the children. So if Ennard is also a nickname, then what would his initial name have been?",p00pet. +Remember how Trump supporters believe anyone who doesn't pay taxes shouldn't be allowed to vote?,Ya but those are poor people... +"people who wear light jackets and thin, non-waterproof shoes to look cool actually anger me","They anger me when they start hacking out a lung in the middle of class and place themselves in the position of patient zero it's really cool to be sick before everyone else, you're going against the plebs!" +Bill O'Reilly vs Bill O'Reilly on religious extremism,This is clearly proof that Obama must be a Muslim! +"It did, I remember playing as a kid. You switched to another soldier upon death.","Well, you could actually switch to any soldier if you pressed the button to Hot-swap (which is the name of the feature) even if the soldier hasn't died yet." +The time we use for apologies is the same time Americans use for killing each other. So really no difference in the time we have to get things done.,"As an American, you take that back or I'll kill you." +"Yeah but if you compare the damage caused by it, Earth really gets the shit end. Flood the entire surface area of modern day Mars with 20 feet of boiling hot water, you will have 0 deaths, but if you move our coast line up 30 feet the damages will be catastrophic worldwide.",Results of life on Mars are still inconclusive. +You usually don't wait until the fucking job is done to bitch and complain and refuse payment. The facility was already in use. If dude did such a bad job then why didnt Trump stop him before it was done? Why did Trump open the facility to the public? Trump is a piece of garbage who takes advantage of smaller businesses that don't have the resources to sue him. How anyone can support that scumbag or justify his actions is beyond me,That's called business +Trump Tax Records Obtained by The Times Reveal He Could Have Avoided Paying Taxes for Nearly Two Decades,This is literally the plot of The Producers. +Images of the DE Teleporter Room Before and After the Revelations EE,OH SHEET the boards are missing after the revelation ee +"California: self-driving cars will not need licensed driver, given federal approval",I guess car liability insurance isn't required either? +So let's talk Palestine...,So brave! +All those capitalized words and not a damn period in sight. At least there's a half-assed ellipses randomly thrown in there. You have new Reddit mail btw!,"Yeah, cause she's pregnant, duh." +"He can just pull the tape off, shouldn't be an issue.",Body has a way of shutting that down. +That's clearly CTR shilling for them! Biased! Sad! Low energy! Did I get them all?,It was also rigged and his foundation did way better according to unnamed sources. +"Say Monson, or another higher up, dies tonight, what do you think would happen tomorrow? Has anything like that happened before on conference weekend?",It is undeniable proof of the great system of succession put into place by the Lord. +Jesus Google chill down with the FIFA 17 ads...,You have no choice... If Google says it you must do it! +My wife is pissed at me for saying this is how I can't support Clinton. Starts with the gender problem and mansplaining and all this other stuff. Or the dnc cheated and not Hillary. You know all that stuff.,You're just sexist/racist/privileged/a basement dweller. +"I'm all for body piercings, and people can do what they want with them of course....but I gotta say it looks like she has a Guy Fieri goatee",Don't insult Guy Fieri like that please. +Let's tell these college kids how disadvantaged they are to be going to college,So what do you think why this happened? +"What do you think are the chances of Coldplay still doing some of their demos? Songs like The Fall of Man, Spanish rain and Bloodless revolution",I would *love* to hear A Ghost in a more complete state. +"A chilly morning, Lake Louise, Alberta","Thank god that lady is there, right in the middle, otherwise this photo would be ruined" +"I'm not here for you to like me, I'm here to make sure you grow up in to a decent person comes to mind.","There's tough love that people will be grateful for once they grow up and think back on their childhood and teenage years, and then there's borderline or outright abuse that will break the bonds that should've lasted a lifetime." +And Hampshire?,Let's not forget Jersey +Hanging on for a point at Old Trafford is a good result. They needed to gain some confidence away from home and that's a good place to do it.,"I know, i'm just bitter because i bet on united lol" +"I'm relatively liberal, but let's be real here... Stein is a loony toon.","No she isn't, you just think that because your brain has been destroyed by wifi and vaccines, obviously." +yea but how many of them then go and kill themselves elsewhere?,Well why even bother doing anything then. +And believes wifi is hurting children's brains!,I am sure a politician like her back her beliefs with scientific facts. +ISIS suicide bomber blows up himself and 15 other IS fighters accidentally because of faulty explosive belt.,I keep imagining an Americas funniest videos style show with ISIS fighters and slap stick sound effects when they blow themselves up. +So we are promoting rape culture now?,Havent you heard you cant rape a man +Someone call a doctor. Rex Ryan's erection is going to last way more than 4 hours.,From all the foot injuries in this game right? +why aren't there at least 3 grenades in your face?,This isn't World at War +and dole and reagan were born 25-35 years earlier than clinton. needless to say 25-35 years is yuge with medical science and other factors that would allow an older candidate to campaign effectively,"Ya, but she's coughing/dying" +"Okay, we can all agree THAT was PI though, right?",Na Broncos paid the refs. +Hero saves and revives two kids from drowning,I'm no lifeguard but that doesn't seem like proper procedure. +The Good Ol' Building Spam,Well played +I honestly thought the phrase church broke was a scandalous rumor. I cannot believe it's real. Holy. Shit.,What does church broke mean? +where exactly has he ever made a skateboarding reference?,well you RIDE a skateboard dont you? +I dunno,"Wow, thanks for the help." +That's a poor analogy; the relationship between EU and its member countries is very different from the relationship between the US and its states.,But it is actually pretty similar to the relationship between US and the states 200 years ago. +Sleeves are for work,So Bradford should do the same? +Fire Mike McCoy (part 4 of 16) This team is pathetic and it starts at the top,I mean it was our players losing two fumbles today but yeah let's shit on McCoy I guess +"Um, watch the gif again. It's all of them.",I see white and gold idk what ur talkin about +"Jesus its like everyday this week is deserving of another game change chapter. Whats next, Trump alledging Hillary did 9/11?","I mean she had been in the Senate a whole nine months and did nothing to stop it...... Big, big" +What happened to Semmler?,Couldn't attend ESL One NY because of a family emergency +BW WEBB UPVOTE PARTY HES A FUCKING MAD MAN HOLY SHIT!,"I just want to say, as a Charger and Saints fan, Brees is life" +girls?,Literally none +Can't tell what you're censoring,Take your +i'm sure this dude knows all about normally abled people,Is it not normal to be so triggered by a single word that you can't help but send someone rape/death threats? +"Is this actually a latte, but you pay for an americano and extra charge for milk? I'm just a customer trying to understand ordering :)","Yeah it's a latte, I don't think anybody would decaf you though... Nobody is actually that vindictive over a 1.50 difference." +How old are you? Just wondering how old most of you are. Not trying to berate or make fun of anyone for their age.,~~i aint disclosing that information online creep~~ 95 +"Recently, a client genuinely thought her dog's microchip made her almost 17 year old dog go deaf. She couldn't grasp the concept that an old dog can just go deaf like humans do. She kept asking what could make her dog go deaf, getting the same answer each time. Then she asked what we could do for the deafness. Almost everything that comes out of one client's mouth is outrageous and crazy. Highlights include something being wrong with the dog because the dog's dreaming patterns changed. She thought the dog was hallucinating because the dog didn't want to go to a certain corner of the yard, a room, and somewhere else I think. She has also professed her feelings for one of our vets, even after he told her no. I try to filter all of this lady's crazy out of my brain, just like our email filters her to spam because she emails us so much.","Wait until she gets on Google and finds out the Feds use that microchip to track her dog's movements, too!" +"Just voted 20 for Shelby, thanks!",Reported! +"Sombra, Blizzard, please... At first it was fun, now it's just 'Wait for the timer to get to 100% then oh look another clue' or maybe an actual release any year now? The hype train is basically dead.","Yeah, the hype has been dead a long time ago, there's only 5-10 post a day about sombra now, nobody remember her, and nobody care anymore" +MTS uses xDSL. ADSL/VDSL. It can run MUCH faster than it does now.. but its limited by length. That's why we have all the green boxes at the end of the block now.. so the actual loop length from the DSLAM to your modem is relatively short.. (versus it all aggregating back at the central office). Coax is copper too actually. I don't see the copper internet going away anytime soon. Decade(s),"Yeah, I'm familiar with their system ;) I wonder if telephone lines from the 60s or 70s can hold out for another decade or two?" +"I don't understand how people post comics like this, and then berate me when I compare video games to weed. Both are bad for you. Games have, by design, a higher effort to reward ratio than almost anything in real life. I've all but quit gaming and started training for a triathlon, and I feel a lot better.",But gamez stimulate ur brain! +Is she the model image of basic bitch?,They're just so unique and creative. +The Byali csgo'd molly just happened to Potter,what an amazing caster +Probably a Turkish Angora cat?,yes we had one as well growing up also with blue/green eyes +Copyright of what? It looked like a cell phone video,"The video caught the girl's Nike shoes, that's obviously the reason." +A characteristic of the 45th parliament and not the Nationals in particular. Every backbencher has that power.,Yay 50+ Prime Ministers +"Lol, we were all 13 once! Maybe he'll win and realize people can handle their own affairs without government intervention and a standing army. :P",Triggered. +Liberals will because they're suckers for propaganda.,Unless it is a vote for Trump and then it sooooo important. +If my mom drove that car I would be mortified. I am more than just a diabetic. Jesus.,"yeah, but how else will people know how brave she is by dealing with burden that is your life?" +"the guy is a junkie, no chance he's ever gonna be in a position where he is responsible for other people","Yeah, fuck all these junkies in alleys shooting up LSD and marijuana in their veins..." +So I just finished reading Kingdom Come and I find this. Coincidence? I think not,"you must be mistaken, the only comic book zack snyder ever read was the dark knight returns" +Idea: If you hatch three 10k eggs in a row and they all turn out to be eevee you are not held responsible for your actions for the next 24 hours. .... DAMNIT!,What's a 10k egg? +ALT-Horror Presents: But He Raped My Daughter,"Well, this is in no way, shape, or form a slap in the face to the victim and her family." +The bank card of the future has just appeared in France and it's rolling out,"Wow rolling code, what a new and exciting technology!" +Good. It is beyond ridiculous that women would be forced to veil themselves in a symbol of opression and misogyny just to play chess competitively.,But she's the oppressor as a white woman who is not a Muslim. +Russell Wilson since week ten of last year.,"It's ok guys, remember he's borderline elite" +"Silva: Zeke Elliott is avging 25 touches/game & is getting stronger. His weekly yards-per-touch averages: 2.5, 3.8, 5.0, 6.5",ROS - David Johnson or Zeke? +Infinite Incubator should be rewarded at 35 too lol,Lazy level 35 detected +tuxedo kitty,Formal loaf. +He's said if the show ever gets too famous that he's gonna have to cancel it because it'll be impossible to find celebs who aren't in on the joke.,"Just listened to an interview, that's not true." +"Diesel is heavy, noisy, messy and not very good for power. A motorcycle only can use so much torque. Just no reason to use it.",So a Harley? +How typical of Bot 3 to expose his broadside...,Bot 3 has been on my team in ranked constantly... +I wish i was :(,Missed +Looks like we replaced Florida with Mexico.,Damn illegal immigration. +1 day if you've been friends with the person you're trading with for more than 1 year,"2^32 - 1 days if when you take the ROT13 of the md5sum of the steam ID of the person you've been friends with for more than a year and sum the ASCII values it exceeds 12823, and the day you became friends was a full moon" +"I love how they constantly call for action, but can't actually do it because people call them names. Waaaah I'm being called Antisemitic! So? You're really letting that stop you?",Well it's difficult because you can literally be arrested just for googling Holocaust in Europe +Now if the weather will just cooperate . . .,"Pfffft, but last year was so much fun!" +Patiently awaiting a GPU and CPU,And a side panel. +Molotov's and Marshmellows pick up aMEIzing,Who? +Ann Coulter on Twitter: Sources say NYTimes working on another bombshell scoop: Trump once drove a car 50 mph in a 50-mph zone.,"Wow, what a scandal that is--arrest him immediately!" +How do you guys deal with frustration in CSGO? I don't want to break another keyboard.,Pick up a smoking habit! +Young Michael Jackson doing the robot.,Yo I'mma break this dimension. +Monte rage eating broccoli,Monte and his fat kid at heart junk food +"Ohhhhhh, noooooowwwww he's cool with switching positions.",I mean at this point he's pretty much run out of options... +WEEK 2 of Macguyver. Still the worst tv has to offer? so week 2 of this crap. i mean CBS wtf is wrong with you. you had 4 months from shooting the pilot. to airing episode 2 to fix the show. You barely changed a thing. i really think tv execs just don't have a clue.,The problem is that they didn't do a recast where McGuyver is played by a female. +that's the curse of being stupid. You can have both money and frames if you don't buy everything on launch and replace it a month later.,"Yeah, buying what you want with your own money is super stupid." +"They only listen to one voice, and That Voice Is Sean Hannity's",Too bad no one ever fucking calls the guy +Dave wouldn't have been turned down.,My uh...friend keeps asking about Dave. +"What would impress you tomorrow? Since we already know (well probably...) most things about the Pixel / XL, what would impress you tomorrow? Think there could be some kind of promotion like buy a Pixel, get a Google Home for free? :) That would be sweet... I'm pretty interested to see what Google WiFi is all about. The ability to create a cheap, reliable mesh network could spur some interesting projects.",The Pixel phone running an A10 Fusion chip and Allo working like iMessage. +"Trump is orange bro, this has nothing to do with skin color.",TIL: Racism has nothing to do with skin color. +I hear ya. I fear complacency.,How dare you use the C word? +"23 minutes of this: Well, guys... I ummm. I'm sorry. I know this isn't the game some of you wanted. *sigh* Uhhhhh it's the game i wanted. Ummmm So.. Yeah. If Hello games would just come out and say something. uhhhhhh. ummmmm *sigh* uhhhh. ***long emotional pause*** sooo.... yeah guys... i'm sorry.",Thank you for saving me from wasting time watching a video that I most likely would have hated. +I did on accident once and only found out when the IRS sent me a check saying I miscalculated. I'll let you guess whether I cashed that check or not.,I'm sure you let the government keep it so they could smartly use it to help promote the economy. +Someone needs to start evoking lynching charges.,Loretta Lynch? +"Spectate a game, then sit for a few minutes and scroll through Hero Showcase. It's tedious but not as painful as Low Prio.",Or you could just not be poor +That's... not an M18 though.,Unique up armored design with British gun. +Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't Mark Cuban also hide a shit ton of money to dodge taxes as well?,It's okay since he shows hatred towards Trump. +Feel Bork. Inc,0:57 is when it gets magical +Trump Angers With Suggestion That Vets With PTSD Are Weak,Trump got a Purple Heart and he didn't get no PTSD! +"Paul Perkins is our momentum. Let's go, get this kid involved on the next drive too. Fucking shit is he elusive and fast.",Nah just hand it off to darkwa +The vulnerability and yawning thing is why I now cover my mouth when I yawn thanks to an ex always prodding my tongue with his finger when I was mid yawn!,My gf covers it because she is scared of me shoving my cock in her mouth when she's yawning. +TIL that the reason Han Solo was frozen in carbonite in Empire is because George Lucas wasn't sure if Harrison Ford would come back for the next film.,ITT Star Wars spoilers.... +"What is the average 2016 teenager? my friend told me i am the embodiment of 2016 because, i'm half black and white, hipster and have and interracial relationship with a white and asian girl. what would you say a 2016 teenager is?",a piece of shit +Because no is always such a great response.,"No, don't expose the cheating assholes for who and what they are, let them keep doing it with little to no mention of it so nothing whatsoever changes & cheaters keep getting to cheat." +"The guy that goes all commander. pick tank pls no tank its gg we need peel, take Janna vi engage when I ult, and then Ali go in k? What are you, my mom?",Yeah man people trying to communicate and encourage team play are the worst +What's the likely sequence of events when it does finally go off? Any detailed descriptions you guys find most accurate?,I think the documentary called 2012 where the earth breaks is very realistic +what do you mean how things work? Xbox one runs windows 10 and uses DX12 it would be an easy port,The game is not using Vulkan because of consoles so it is not an easy port +Maybe they will claim Clinton did 9/11,"C'mon, you know damn well she was 'somehow' behind it all." +In his testimonial match Owen Hargreaves said he was one of the most underated players ever.,Is that the same BT sport commentary team who absolute WOW us with there oh so exciting commentary and immense team of pundits? +My GF bought Smackdown tickets...these are our signs,For San Diego? +"a lot of people say theyre played out because they see a lot of people wearing them in the sub, but ive only maybe ever seen one or two people wearing them in real life, and i live in toronto. I personally love these shoes and wouldnt stop wearing them just because some guy on reddit said theyre played out. Besides, theyre a pair of converse, you can't really play out converse",Stans aren't played out +"Scott Adams, creator of Dilbert, may have been shadow-banned on twitter",This thought criminal needs to be lined up against a wall! +"This game is awesome. Sorry if this is out of place, but damn this game is awesome. Just started playing a few days ago, and I'm already in love. Hate that you can only win 2 games a day until you get ranked though, I just want to play!",make the most of it asap ... games dying +Mine stopped talking to me alltogether because I canceled a few times. Its almost as if something makes me cancel and I need help with that. Weird huh?,Better off without them then tbh. +"Great movie, the only thing that annoyed me is that the people Victoria goes with are so repulsive right from the start.","I gotta agree with this, I watched this while stoned and got worried for Victoria as I thought they were gonna hurt her." +"I gotta say though, how the heck did vp go from such a bad slump into solid contender for every tournament they are in? They did a hollywood movielike turn-around.",Personal cheats finally got updated to the latest version +"Like, is there such a thing as a sexy southern accent when it comes to the nuance of hand movement?",Is there such thing as a sexy southern accent when it comes to speaking? +2 keys Breakout Type S,I can trade 3 keys for it! +"Stairway to Heaven, the deepest song ever. Duh.",It'd be funnier to see them answer some Beatles song that's actually about women or drugs +"When you have a lead, you follow it. You don't go wait but we need to find something different too so it looks good in the media. If you have a chance to nail the Italian mafia, should you stop until you get just as much material on the Russian mob?",Which is why you stop Muslims in airports and blacks on the streets! +"Which Smite God Would Be The Kid That You Pick On Imma go with vamana cuz he's short, but then he goes all colossal titan ape shit crazy on me. Idk","Hercules, chaac, odin, guan yu" +Hi-Rez nerfed Susano to oblivion.,"that's 3 more damage than it needs to do, they should nerf it more" +Look how calm she is,Not as calm as Travis +Probably because a large enough viewer base for a children's movie with a homosexual romance just isn't there yet. Why would DreamWorks spend millions making a movie that might not make them money?,"Right, because only gay people will come see it." +"But then they'd be just doctor, what about engineering aspiration of parents?",Something tells me you didnt make this joke on your own! +"I mean, I can easily see coming back differently, possibly less human like Stoneheart, but why does it jump to rape?",Because obviously Jon likes lethal women Snow would not have been changed much by his death unless he proceeds to viciously rape his sister into submission +"In English class in first year of high school we were doing a mock trial of the Scottsboro Boys trial. My teacher was handing out roles to various students, and this girl and I were designated as the rape victims. Immediately after he says this, we both scream YAY and high-five each other. He was so bewildered he didn't know whether to laugh or be mad at us for being happy to be raped. The irony is the girl hated me so it doesn't make sense that we both reacted the way we did.",I guess he doesn't understand the insatiable need for attention and drama. +He is prolonging their life. What an asshole.,You forgot your +"red skin, tail, two horns. Calls himself Satan.",Teemo is the worst possible roommate you could ask for. +"Gotta make that Youtube moneys. That is very clearly a road with a car, sorta looks like a silver SUV driving past","yeah i mean, guy with 40 subs and one video over 1k views obviously going for youtube money" +"Dispatch, can we get a stylist hot to our location please?",I knew I bought those raptor shears for something! +"Are you asking people not to express their opinions on Reddit? I don't get it. Also, didn't Ghouls have to eat before FO4? Is that not lore breaking?",but muh safe space +Im new and have no clue as to what karma is used for..,You get money +Seen posted on a TBMs Facebook page. They call themselves Christians...,"Yeah, cause THAT's the SAME thing." +"Man, not trying to be a dick, but the front page of this sub is full of shit recently... The healers are the least blamed role in the game, everybody always blames the dps, stop with this shit.","Much like Griffith, healers do nothing wrong." +Every fucking day it gets worse and worse for Trump. I love it.,Hillary has never risen in the polls. +"Agreed. And people need to realize that when a fan tries to polarize the issue in terms of saying its either Jay's great or Jay sucks, instead of recognizing the actually argument of Jay, despite his talent, isn't the right fit due to his mentality, are simply trying to deflect and again, all goes back to that cognitive dissonance thing ;)",Winking is a tell for cognitive dissonance. +"DMs out there isn't it great to feel appreciated? I've taken over the DM position from my group as our DM just wants to play due to lack of prep time due to life. I have now ran 3 sessions converting the Pathfinder World Golarion to 5th edition. Tonight after a player exceeded my expectations and really stole the show, something he normally doesn't do, comes up to me and says I've been playing for 14 years and that's the most fun I've ever had at a table everyone then thanked me for how well the sessions have been going. I'm not trying to brag, but with all the posts about bad DMs and bad players, I just thought a story about a good group who loves their DM even though he's not that great was worth a share.",Ill let you know when it happens +because everyone there screams for akhbar.,"Yeah, the takbir is totally secular, its just like saying OMG, lol!" +"New Steam Achievements, Only 9","Wow, what a shocker!" +We'd like to say goodbye to everybody on our livestream. Hard cut. Press must be learning about Andromeda now.,what's andromeda? +"Yes, so it only makes liberal economic sense to further stress an energy industry that's already on it's heels. It's OK though, cause there are always Asian investors with dollars at the ready to buy out Canada's distressed oil assets.","to be fair, if oil and gas collapses it would be easy to hit our Paris targets" +they also said 'customers want more than just a thousand songs in their pocket'. That's a lot of dig at Apple!,When they said this it was straight from Gary Gulman's standup +(Updated) Gay Neighborhoods of North America,"I would tenatively say, Ohio City Cleveland, OH" +I'll put my sentry there next time :O,aaand cp_gorge is banned from highlander comp now. +"He did in fact get it out! Then walked away for about 3 mins, came back to smoke and flames!",*came back to smoke and flames* So really could have been anyone with a wayward cigarette. +Their is no republicans or democrats in this argument. It's between people who believe in democracy vs those who don't.,"Yes, there is no partisanship anymore, only moral vs immoral!" +"If I wanted your opinion Id shove my arm up your ass and work your mouth like a puppet. I'm kidding, I've never heard of thumbzilla though. Spankbang just lets me download videos so i can watch them later because my shitty wifi speed right now","From what I've seen, Thumbzilla is just Pornhub under a different look." +All these features: 3.5 mm headphone jack - shots fired.,Damn why is Google throwing shade at Motorola +Why are there SO MANY negative Donald Trump stories on the Front Page today?,"Donald Trump is 100% bad and Hillary Clinton is 100% good, so Reddit is just reflecting reality!" +Woman's Distraught Reaction to Hearing Vince Staples on the Radio,nerf nerf +"taste is subjective, I think the $100,000 studded out watches look kinda nice personally, especially if it's a white/pink diamond watch",I think you dropped a +Try putting -freq 144 in your launch options.,What does this do? +"It's insane, Clinton's Foundation uses its money to: * provide live-saving AIDS medication to millions of people * assist farmers in Africa in getting access to seeds/equipment * help governments with reforestation and renewable energy projects * develop plans with local governments/businesses to promote physical fitness and health The Trump foundation on the other hand: * bribes conservative politicians to avoid prosecution * purchases paintings of himself in violation of IRS rules * makes lawsuits against his business go away by donating to the people suing him * supports anti-vaccine campaigns",Bu...but...Clinton Cash! +Yahoo secretly scanned customer emails for U.S. intelligence,"~~Good,~~ I'm sure the government cares more about penis pill ads than my spam account does." +question is if you trust snapchat if you don't trust facebook,there's not an antisnapchat subreddit so it's okie dokie +Take a peek at my first skin!,8/10 needs more Pink Floyd playing out of it. +what is a lightslinger??,lucian passive +Can confirm and agree.,OH WELL WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW? +Stop rebooting shit and make some original content for the love of God.,What they really need to do is remake some of the Monty Python movies +If hitch worked for anyone else he would have been fired 10 times by now.,Gotta stream and play TST matches bro! +A Song Dedicated To The Recent Disortation of The Subreddit,"Where's my verse, *downvotes*" +Did anyone just see Kaine mention helping small businesses and not explain how he is helping small businesses?,"Mandating high wages, regulations, and taxes helps small businesses all the time" +What pin is that on Kaine's jacket? I know its not a US flag.,"Communist Russia flag, maybe" +My English teacher has this posted outside her office,"Where's yer prewfs, OP!" +LGBT Indiana,New Palestine +"You're assuming everyone bangs who they're told to, and only who and when they're told to.",Yea duh do you really want r/RelationshipsOnMars to be a thing? +Pokemon Prism's official trailer is here!,Get it before Nintendo issues a C&D +Arigato,Filthy Acts Performed At Reasonable Prices +Got this piece of work today.,"sounds like you deserved it, cunt." +"I know, just sad he's not the nom. Instead we got a vote for Hillary is a vote for war =/","But Hillary is a woman and Trump is a scary, misogynistic man - Hillary must be the peace candidate" +Just another guy in a hurry,"Hurr durr, only cyclists run red lights." +"Tamil Nadu, Kerala have high female literacy and most women entrepreneurs",TN and Kerela win because clearly they have not accounted for the number of fashion bloggers in Delhi. +Did someone say refugees?? I can't remember if I want to fuck them to death or if I want to fuck them with love.,"Don't worry, the average refugee reddit talks about will fuck you" +"Upvote for an improvement, but still ignores, hopefully unintentionally, what happens with the the bulk of the steer. A multi billion dollar industry works hard to make sure almost everything gets used. It goes into bone meal fertilizer, pharmaceuticals, leather, fuel, research, pet food, even cattle feed, and so much more.","Just like the Indians, using every bit of the animal, just as God intended..." +It's anyone else worried at how well blizzard has been listening to the community lately? I know I probably shouldn't be but I feel life they have done so well that now they have to drop the ball. First I almost shelved my priest because of the purposed changes but they listened and didn't ruin priests. The prot warrior rage gen nerf had me real bummed. I expected things to stay that way for weeks or months but they fixed it with a reasonable ip nerf. Have they done this well with the other classes? Are they about to drop the ball?,"Yeah, totally, I'm so glad they gave out useful and relevant information that everyone has been asking for RE legendary drops, whenever I have a question with evidence and I write it well, they totally respond and don't stay fukkin silent on the entire fukkin matter, despite many players losing a lot of faith in them...." +Arsene Wenger explains how The Invincibles happened with 2 Arsenal legends & William Gallas,Lucky football managers always going forward in time to the future! +Threw an arnie during the cutscene?,maybe we have to throw one at monty to break the cycle +"I clicked on this post for once actually wanting to look at a shitty build, I thought I was losing it when it looked reasonable as all hell...",Well the OP *did* use an AMD CPU vice an Intel one so it's at least slightly shitty. +Guy needs to learn to pronounce dachshund.,"What, you mean it's not pronounced dashend?" +"i found this relics in my old pc, so if you wanted to see how smite was in 2012, enjoy Note: if there is a problem with showing names, i can edit them","Psh you can tell you're not actually from Beta or you would have called them actives, not relics" +I just bought a glorious 1440p/144Hz/G-Sync Monitor alongside a Zotac GTX 1070 AMP EXTREME! Recommend me some games!,Minecraft +Iran,same thing tho right? +"Something similar happened to me too, my friend tried to text charizard but it was correct to CFA wizard so it's become a bit of an in-joke.",I hear certified financial analysts make a lot of money +Ngayon ko lang napansin: kamukha ng kaklase ko si Mia Khalifa. Can't unsee,Obligatory pics or it did not happen +What's the difference?,YOU MONSTER +Chris,"Nuh uh, its Leon cuz he wears leather jackets!" +Really? Because the only Hillary ads I've seen are ones that lay out her policy plans and record of decades of fighting for children and women.,You dropped the +"**please give UK cops guns, I do not blame him for *not stopping**","Cheers, without that correction, the whole story falls apart!" +"One of these things is denying a person that is deemed unsafe to fly, unsafe to buy a weapon. The other is denying a person that is deemed religious, unsafe to buy a weapon. Do you not see the distinction?","nah man, it only matters if they're good christians because we all know only evil muslims kill people no matter what." +"Should there be a forum for calling people out for being assholes? Of course you'd have to have screenshots of the conversations and the asshole in question could defend himself, but by having such a forum people might think twice before they act like a complete cunt. The fear of getting witchhunted should stop a lot of people from harassing others as the threat of reports clearly doesn't work",Because internet hate mobs have NEVER gone to far +"Who are the best teams and players in Dirty Bomb? I heard of FE and Hero but I have never played with any of these players. Are they still active? Are they other famous teams? Who are the best players? I play in EU region, but I am also interested in what is going on in USA. Also is DBN the only professional cup?",Me +101-year-old woman receives First Communion,Just another old church lady +"Time to replace the galaxy nexus, looking for small. After many years, and many nexus's, the last one has finally had it's last charge. It's become unfeasable to replace the screen, battery, or phone itself, as it is finally outdated. What I'm looking for, is it's younger brother. Equally resilient, robust, and timeless. The size is ideal, and I don't want anything bigger. Removable battery is non-negotiable. Would prefer unlocked bootloader, for longevity past it's manufacturer's supported lifespan. Doesn't have to be a 2016 model, if an older phone meets these specs, I'll consider it. What are my options?",I heard that the Samsung Note 7 is the bomb. +"I'd rather reunite Galchenyuk and Boucher, but I would absolutely love Yak as well.","Boucher, Merrill and a 3rd for Beaulieu" +"Sneaking a rifle into a ITAR protected facility isn't particularly easy, even if you have proper authorization to enter the building. And it would take one hell of a shot to take out a rocket in a way that doesn't make it immediately obvious that it was attacked. Not to mention that guns are loud, and acoustic sensors would have picked it up.","you've never heard of silencers, have you?" +"Was levelling weapons on PC in time for revelations and accidently got 7 gobble gums with 4 LD, anyone done better?",I got a quad Perkaholic from a 3 vat a few days ago. +"Miss piggy, Miss housekeeping. How bigoted do you have to be to call a woman miss housekeeping because of her ethnic origin?",it's just a joke people stop being so PC. +B-b-but the Clinton foundation!,"is a thing that exists, so both sides" +"Yes, it should be a much bigger icon. But it's better than nothing.",Psst. +Pro-choice in Poland,C'mon women you know the government know better about your body than you do. +Dinosaurs,no but what's the program called +"There's been a lot of downvote negativity floating around this sub recently, unfortunately. But, have an upvote to cancel out the negativity. Smile, people, it's NYCC week! :D","probably cause when you post you leave a trail of your intent, while when you downvote people can just downvote and run like the puss'n'boots they are Kappa" +"The top 20 left wingers in the NHL, by the numbers",I feel like Sportsnet put Hall one above Marchand to personally slight me because of my recent rants +Good for a beginner?,I would actually recommend the GoG E +Also TNA likely gets called something better.,you didnt like Tits N Ass wrestling? +"t3 = overpowered, /thread","Loki OP, CCPlz nerf the web bonus." +"Is anyone else freaked out at the possibility of Mike Pence being VP ? Seriously guys, the very idea scares the fuck out of me. God only knows what that man would try to do with control of Foreign and Domestic policy. Which will be left up to him according to Trump. Like, just think about what he could do. Scary shit.",But leik....deleted emails n junk! +"My ex husband expected all kinds of accolades when he would clean the house. Like WTF I did that shit all the time, where were my atta girls?","No, you're supposed to make your atta girls available for him to motorboat later because a good wife takes care of all of the man's needs without protest" +It's been said before and I'll say it again,"Bungie: Oh boy, he's serious now." +RF has been the absolute truth and is one of the chief reasons (besides Marcus Gilbert) for our line's resurgence. Pounce is not playing like his old quick and nasty self. DeCastro just got a huge payday and has been getting blown up at varying times this year. Beachum was great but we wouldn't pay him and Villy is so-so at this point. RF has been our stalwart soldier. Thank Knoll for him and Munch.,"But I never hear Foster's name called during the game, so he must not be doing anything." +Bernie Sanders to DOJ: Focus Wells Fargo criminal probe on senior execs,Obama will just pardon them +"My Lumia 830 came back from RMA... I was about to sell my phone and buy a newer one because of the random app crashes, restarts, and simply being really slow. It had a few dead pixels, which never bothered me, but i tought i am gonna RMA it since it still had 1 month left of the warranty and rather would sell it with a flawless screen. I've used Windows Phone 10 on it since it was available for insiders. I've tried hard resets every now and then to try to fix the issues with the phone but it never worked. So one week ago the phone came back from RMA, rolled back to Windows Phone 8.1. I tought why would i upgrade it to 10, since i am not gonna keep it anyway only until i can sell it to somebody. I've been using it with 8.1 since then, and ohh boy the differences. I have forgotten how fast this phone used to be when i bought it, but with 8.1 it feels like a brand new phone. No app crashes, no random restarts, the battery life is longer, it's way faster than it was with Windows Phone 10, feels like they sent me back a completely different phone, a way better one. There is no way i am going to sell it, it became the stable, fast phone it used to be. There isnt really a point for this story, but if you are in the same shoes as me and want to sell your older phone because it became slow and unstable you should give 8.1 a try. If it doesnt work for you (maybe i just got lucky), you can update it back to Windows Phone 10 anytime. (Sorry for my english, it isnt my first language)",I've just sent in my 830 today and will give it a try when I get it back. +"Or, you know, a majority of people here support Clinton over Trump and all these new controversies are coming out about Trump and his campaign, and they are just blatantly lying about almost everything so a place that is used for discussing politics is calling out the campaign on their controversies and lies. Psh who am I kidding, that can't be it. Emails and Benghazi right?",But Hillary supporters don't real! +"He probably should but he's not that kind of guy. Plus, there snow for 9 months out of the year.",Tell him to build some character +People getting killed and trampled to death on Black Friday. We take our consumerism to the next level.,"B-but televisions are 10% off, televisions that tell us when other stuff will be 10% off." +"Oilers name Connor McDavid captain. Lucic, Eberle and Nugent-Hopkins his alternates.","Nice to see his years of grinding it out, keeping his head down, and doing whatever it takes to help the team has finally paid off." +Accurate!,"I walk past here to work every day, just outside the arndale near manchester Plaice chip shop next to the print works :) Manchester !" +Bikko warming up on WWW's confirmed,It was definitely -GN who is staying at Wolfs house right now +Well either he is a liar or he is a liar.,Maybe he was just being sarcastic? +Zapp Brannigan Presents Quotes from Donald Trump,It works (un)surprisingly very well +"Thanks, you wouldn't happen to be a civil engineer would you?",What gave me away? +"Rust is going downhill. Whatsup fellow rust players. I have landed on Reddit today because I am in need of some feedback. Before I ask of your feedback, I shall briefly introduce myself. My name is Kevin and I have been playing rust for several years now. I have been hooked to Rust since the early days of Legacy. Rust has become one of my main games to play and I currently have over 2000 hours playtime. I have an issue though. As you can see by the title, I'm not happy with the recent changes in Rust. My prime time in Rust Experimental was when corner-picking became a thing. I absolutely loved searching for bases and inspecting them from every angle possible. At that time you could also bone-club doors that faced the wrong way etc. Corner picking has been an exploit in the game for a long time without any fixes. Which I was very greatfull for, but.... I personally feel, that ever since corner picking was removed, Rust went downhill BIG-time. Rust has became way too noob-friendly nowadays. The changes that were made ever since corner picking got patched, killed a big part of Rust imo. The main changes I have a problem with are: -Corner picking patched -Doors no longer have a soft side -Arrow raids are no longer possible -Spear raids are no longer possible -Sleeping bags cooldown -The latest building priveledges changes I am sure that I am missing a few, that I can't think of right now. As an skilled oldskool player, this really saddens. Rust has become way too noob-friendly and it's no longer as enjoyable as it once was. I made this topic with the hopes of an rust developer seeing this, and maybe returning a little bit of the golden rust days with upcoming updates. Besides that I would also like to know how you guys feel about these recent changes. Whether you are a oldskool player or a new Rust player, please leave a comment about how you feel about these changes. o/",Rust started going downhill when they fixed the stacking bug... +Brett Favre still has his arm strength at age like 43. Favre said he quit because he couldnt take the pain anymore.,The guy that only ate burgers and drunk beer for hydration weren't in great health after taking monster heats by LBs and DEs? +They figure Trump will be good for their business?,No... it must be that they are ignorant racist bigots... has to be! +FNAF1 Model Pack for SFM by: MonsterboyPlayz,8/10 needs Foxy +iPhone basically crushed Pixel in Geekbench 4,It's incredibly shocking that a well designed CPU designed and optimised to work in a few devices can crush a well designed CPU that has to do general tasks in far more devices. +"Garret Hohl on Twitter: Interesting find... over the last two seasons combined, highest 5v5 point per minute paces:",It helps for Tarasenko because hitch doesn't give him enough ice time +Technical drawing time lapse (inking only),"Oh, I wish I could trace things." +What is the best movie from the 1990s to now?,Equestria Girls: Rainbow Rocks +"4000$ of shrooms can trip my whole city everyday for 3,5 years. Source : Math phd",Did you remember to factor in tolerance buildup? +Get ready for the truth... Rick and Morty is not that good,Right sorry man we all forgot how R&M is lowbrow shit comedy while you sit on your Mega64 high ground. +"So I live in Australia, and the government pays for prime-time ads on TV which remind men not to beat their partners and children.","Hey buddy, no need to remind people of that, there's a system for that." +I work at Publix. You have more money than me and we both have to work today. I think I know who has the better job.,But you have stock! +But I could sooner see Rihanna in a heist movie than Helena Bonham Carter.,That's racist. +"Euh, ik hoop dat het je nu pas opvalt. Het zijn 2 woorden die beide een totaal andere betekenis hebben en kunnen dan ook niet door elkaar heen gebruikt worden. Dat mensen dan/als verkeerd gebruiken is al erg genoeg maar mits/tenzij is in mijn ogen erger. Wat is de volgende stap? Inclusief/exclusief? Nooit/altijd?","Of ja/nee, zoals sommige vrouwen al doen." +What is your team's biggest what if?,"What if Terrance Jones, a career %60+ free throw shooter, hadn't gone 0-7 from the line against UCONN in the final four in a game we lost by one point?" +What is the most pleasant and uplifting fact you know?,We're all going to die some day +So clubs can take even more advantage of players ? Fuck off.,"I suppose they could always unionize like the NFL/NBA, nothing ever goes wrong with that right?" +If you take the vaccines you might get the autism,"It's an IT job, he probably have autism already." +yawn.,"Landon, is... is... is that you?" +What is this from?,Leon the Professional +"Gary Johnson Couldn't Name North Korea's Leader, Kim Jong-Un",everyone knows the leader of north Korea is Obama ! +"Yeah, MCs desperately need some vehicular firepower to accompany the bike formations. The handheld grenade launcher and auto shotgun on motorcycles is a welcome addition, but CEOs still dominate the air. MCs should take the ground with their superior numbers.",Simple: Give bikers the ability to use Homing launchers +"I have a similar coworker annoyance. She wants everyone to be honest, yet believes eveything that Trump says. SMH",Because hillary is the most truthful person in the world +Thoughts on bringing back daniel braverman now that white is gone? He looked good in preseason and our receiver corpse looks pretty bleak behind Jefferey and Royal. Any thoughts?,As long as he doesn't run on his heels he should be ok. +Best bet is a test kit. Read the side bar.,did i ask if it was LSD? +I don't think wet have the same definition of the word common.,I assume he meant it as +SC event 1 SC hero KEK,"oh, but that weird creepy butcher skin and the 'starcraft' kerrigan skin, and the slightly starcraft rexxar skin; those count surely" +"Me too, I removed everything I could and covered the actual PC in saran wrap so I think it will be fine. But you can never know",inb4 it's perfectly dry but static from saran wrap killed it +Richmond targeted for launch of anti-grease campaign,This will go over well. +"Yes, send him to the friendzone where he belongs.",Fucking Chads +"he may be waiting for a JB 10 aswell, since an iPhone is nothing without a Jailbreak.",staying on an outdated version of iOS for an undetermined amount of time is definitely the way I like iPhones +I think I'd like watching you fuck a girl,"You can try to spin it into a threesome, but don't LTR this girl." +"**THIS IS NOT THE AMA. DON'T ASK ANY QUESTIONS, THE ACTUAL AMA DOESN'T START FOR TWO DAYS YET.**","Hi there, first of all i just want to say I absolutely love your work, secondly....will Thor Ragnarok follow the comics or....?" +They wouldn't stare at a broken portal holding a sword if you need all portals open tho to do the ee steps they looked at that portal for a reason,Yeah I bet that closed off portal has to be for the Super EE! +At this point I would ask someone to end me. I don't think there's any coming back from that.,"Well, maybe they handed him poisoned water..." +Penn State AD: There's no doubt in my mind that James (Franklin) is going to be our football coach long term.,Good thing Sandy Barbour is going to be the AD long term. +"You mentioned defeating KJ, but not Sargeras. So sargeras would be the obvious pick, with us fighting alongside the pantheon. (I really want the pantheon on our team when we do fight sarg, I think that would make for some epic scenes that we have not seen anything like yet. Questing and leveling with the pantheon giving us instructions, maybe one Titan per zone)","Legion Spoilers: [It's unlikely that we'll be fighting along side the Pantheon, as one of the storylines involving the Army of Light reveals that the Pantheon is dead, and we're on our own against the Burning Legion and other threats.]" +Concerns About Hillary Clinton's Health Drop Significantly,Probably because of that strong showing by Kaine in the debate that convinced everyone he'd make a great President if anything happens to her. +Any Idea Why It Wont Go Higher?,Even the download speed are locked down! +Civil rights museum that denied Donald Trump a photo op now receiving bomb threats,Seems completely reasonable. +If only Air Force had their own football team to study,The article says elite athletes +"You could, but it's harder, which means that attempts could more easily be prevented or that they will have lower death tolls. Consider Boston--two bombs, four people killed by the bombs. By the standards of mass shootings, that's downright pathetic. And in New Jersey just this year, there were no fatalities at all. Nice was notable because of how unusual it was. And countermeasures are already in place in a lot of places--concrete barriers in front of train stations or other places with lots of pedestrians, for example. Heck, traffic itself is a fair obstacle to attempts at vehicular homicide.","Not necessarily, you could still use a zeppelin or a giant robot to get around those counter measures and commit mass murder." +"Diablo 3 disintegrate, anyone?",Diablo 3 disintegrate was definitely the first laser skill in a game ever. +How Hillary Clinton can close the deal with millennials,actually being progressive +"Non voglio difendere nessuno, ma hanno dato il nobel per la pace ad Obama.","se vuoi la pace, manda i marines a prendere a calci in culo i terroristi nel mondo, dicevano gli antichi romani!" +It seems like Sam is forever recovering from a cold.,I was close to proving Ashkenazi Jews are more susceptible to the common cold but academia keeps suppressing my research! +I do wheel repairs and I see this occurrence a few times a month. The conversation usually starts with Can you fix a hole in my wheel?,JB Weld +90% of those mods have been added in the last 12-months. But that's probably just a coincidence.,"No, it's a right-wing conspiracy!" +"We stopped a horrible, dangerous person from doing bad things! A worthwhile use of your tax dollars if I do say so myself.","Just as worthwhile as the tax dollars that funded the police chopper in Albuquerque, NM that went for a donut run in the chopper." +"Thirty Meter Telescope. It's being built in the Mauna Kea (sp?) Observatory Park in Hawaii, and will be almost as big as the E-ELT. Currently it's facing political issues with native Hawaiians",Fuck the Hawaian they can go dance and kamehamehamehamehame somewhere else +"Bautista murders a fastball, makes it 10-0 Jays in ALDS game 1",Should have flipped +Can i change the speed/bpm of a song in the beatmap editor ? I want to make a certain song faster like lets say 15% (just for training purposes) and wondered if i could somehow do it in the editor but so far i found nothing.,Just use timewarp +Miles teller as JOS sounds about right,"He did a great job in 21 & Over, which is basically the college bro version of American Idiot" +My neck hurts just looking at Hendo.,Hendo is the human manifestation of a rock'em sock'em robot +That actually sounds like a fun job. Pay must've been shit.,No they usually give full-time hours and benefits to their employees at the fair +"Yeah, like someone making a 'Healthy_Flamez' account then saying I'm a parody or something. We won't just ban based on the word of a seemingly 'original' account, we'll always look into the issue :)",Is neversickbecausehelivedinabubble_icez ok? +If you could get Fwiz to cast this it'd be the best thing ever.,"Fwiz just had surgery, Can't cast :P" +"Roses are red, I don't really like breakfast","Roses are red, I'm filled with rigor, When I look at that picture, I'm triggered." +USW 'furious' after report Trump bought Chinese steel,still better than having a black or a woman am I right guys +"Haha, I know that this is a joke, but this is actually very striking. A lot of the professional players I played with used to be good at sports or still were good at sports.",It's the competitive drive to constantly be striving for improvement; you aren't going to lose it just because you move from classic sports to esports. +Why. You want to bet,No he just asked because he wanted to know for a friend. +Who chooses a packed escalator over the relatively empty staircase...,People with different priorities than ableist pigs like you! +Stormtrooper Wallpaper,Is this just a screenshot from The Force Awakens? +I hope Xur is selling sunglasses tomorrow! I'm having trouble seeing with all this light I'm getting in Iron Banner! [Misc] [Horrible Joke],Maybe he'll sell me so he can disappoint everyone one more time +Simulation Hypothesis: Living In The Matrix? Tech Billionaires Funding Research To Get Out,For when you just need to get rid of some money +No.,Why don't you guys erect a sign so there would be something worth to take a picture with on a visit? +"Yes. The democrats have quite effectively run a state of despair and discouragement, and most recently are starting to oversee a state of desperation.",Clever! +",They are basically the same. A bunch of guys making dozens of posts on how much they hate a video game. Day after day.",But remember....apparently its the Star Citizen fans who are showing signs of being in a cult +What a perfect day in the best city to live in,thats not Melbourne +"I work at a store with a blue polo and khaki pants uniform. I can't wear it anywhere, even to stores that have a different uniform. I went into Ulta, where the people who work there wear all black, and I heard two women talking in the same aisle I was on. One said, Where is the dry shampoo? My next stop is on a shampoo aisle. I didn't realize they had followed me until one whispered loudly to the other, I think she's looking for it. I turned to them and told them I didn't work there and they should find someone wearing black. I stopped at a truckstop on my way to work to get some food from the fast food restaurant attached to it. Everyone there wears maroon shirts. Mine is blue. As I am walking away from the counter with my food in hand, sipping on my drink, someone stops me and asks where the bathroom is. You'll have to ask someone who works here. Then my store won a contest that netted us $500 for anything we wanted for the store. My boss decided to spruce up the break room. This meant going to various home stores for supplies and getting stopped in every aisle to answer questions. Motherfuckers, pay attention.",Blue shirt must mean you're a manager. +Michigan football to 'draft' fan with special needs,THAT HAS TO BE A RECRUITING VIOLATION +"If Rosberg and Hamilton both manage to suffer engine woes in every race going forwards, then Ricciardo will luck his way into a WC!","Yeah, but it won't be deserved." +TIL that in the 1920s a Chicago man convinced his wife to pull out all her teeth then refused to get her dentures because it was 'cheaper to feed her with soup than solid food'. She took him to court and he was ordered to get her 2 new sets of teeth and a beefsteak a week.,What a bitch... +What else would it be?,Its just a plant duuuuuuude +Why is Elizabeth/Keri Russell so hot?,I believe OP needs to post proof of this outrageous claim. +"Because they do voodoo not santeria, and apparently voodoo is not as efficient against hurricanes.",works spectalularly for earthquakes though +Are you suggesting we put children and the elderly to work?,It time someone puts those freeloading toddlers to work and show them they can't live sucking on their mother's tit forever! +Indeed. Let's hope your phone doesn't get compromised by any exploits that have been fixed in iOS10. Good luck!,"No way, apple is unhackable." +Daily Q&A Football related questions only please.,Best modern player (after 1990) who never played in any of the big leagues? +Dude! His friend has a sweet closet set up!,You forgot the +...don't commit crimes? the alternative is being a fugitive.,But Obummer is going to implement martial law to remain president and use these cars to take all our guns! +4 wins in 30+ games. Feels great. I hate supremacy.,"well, which is it?" +Mystery phone broke the 200k barrier on Antutu,The Turning phone really does exist! +That street is not in Scarborough,"It's east of Yonge street, what do you mean?" +is the constant teabagging necessary?,How else would they know they got rekt? +Sorry Mike Pence: Here are all the times Trump has changed his stance on a Muslim immigration ban,"Oh, you're whipping out your Muslim thing again just because it just happened was was really stupid?" +I cannot believe the BPD would allow the trash to be collected from a kidnapping scene. Good lord. They had to have noted the cans out at the curb for collection when they cased the property.,They cased the property? +"This is terrible in so many ways, but there's a small part of me that likes it. Like spraying someone's corpse has a whole new meaning and weight when you have to pay for the privilege.",Found the Valve employee +"So I read almost all the TF2 comics last night. Damn, that's some intricate shit right there. Also, the characters became individuals instead of classes for me. Heavy was a sentimental guy. He cared about people so much as to live in Siberia indefinitely. Scout was a dick, but he had good intentions. Pyro... I may change my main from Pyro. He got SO much more creepy. Demo got more depth than I drink heavily and blow shit up., which he deserves. Soldier thinks he's Heavy, but better in every way. I like Sniper even more now, despite... Hold on, how do you do spoilers here? Medic is strange. Spy... Spy was the character I liked most in the comics, with the teeth turkeys and the teeth dining set.",I bet you missed at least two of them. +"Local 15 year old gives birth to baby in bathroom. After strangulation fails, she resorted to slitting its throat.",But abortion is evil! +Why is this NSFW?,Fuck these clickbait titles +Humpback whale breaching,PSA: whales jump out of the water because they are tired of being wet. +"All this does is mainly limit the ability to mix sets. I think that's Valve's intention, to prevent people mixing together the most ridiculous combos. Which is somewhat understandable. As a dev, I would not want to adapt sets so that they work with every other item for the hero. Yes, there were reports on the devs forum about items not working together. People actually coplaint about that. Imagine someone buying clothes and then complaining why the shirt of this suit doesn't go well with the pants of this suit.","But without mixing sets, we wouldn't have gotten animage" +Minato is Tsunade and Jiraiya's son.,Wasn't that on the front page recently? +Thanks a fucking lot Ethan.,ALL ETHANS FAULT FUCK HIM GUYS AMIRITE? +UK government bars foreign academics from advising on Brexit,I see no way this will result in any kind of conflict-of-interest. +That shit's hilarious to me. Those sensitive reactionaries consider a depiction of the KKK getting mowed down to be racist against white people really overplay their hand.,bu-but SJWs and Tumblerinas are the sensitive ones that are always getting triggered and need their safe spaces! +$3 for Slime Rancher?,"No, thanks :)" +Wikileaks Appears To Release Hillary Clinton's Paid Speech Transcripts,"I could read the article, but instead I'm just going to assume these speeches will result in Trump winning all 50 states." +whos this,Mila Azul / Mila / Milla +What is this...the year 2000? There ain't no $100 jeopardy clue.,Was waiting for that reference to get called out... ;) +"Not quite true, all on the fringe right talk about it relentlessly.","I hear them talking about how it's a myth and god's providence will provide for all of his children; well except if they're dark skinned, but we don't like to think about that do we?" +But now you have a premium leather interior EVERYWHERE to not get dirty...,"well, remove the interior" +"It is not usually an insult. Usually it means aww, how cute or sweet or adorable. Every now and then it does mean you idiot or fuck you",Bless your heart. +FUT Champions PC - Leaderboard - 35 min after start - wtf?!,What if the guy is soo good that everyone quit as a result? +The argument is that adding more to the economy didn't help most taxpayers because when rich people get richer they hoard wealth instead of spending it. That's why so many now say trickle down economics is more or less a myth.,"Yeah I mean, of course a better economy doesn't help anyone but the rich elites" +Just coherent endings,What's incoherent about a bunch of little kids sexing it up in a sewer? +"Losing our jobs? You might want to look at the data, dipshit.",176k jobs added versus an average 20k during W. What a failure! +m2k looked so crushed after that rip m2k in bracket tomorrow,Inb4 he drops Melee and only enters Smash 4 singles +"Over 2,000 gyms battles won! ^owo^",Tryhard +The best pet battle team,Gets rekt by just one magic pet +I trust him.,If Sam Hinkie don't trust ya imma shoot ya +Silver trash simply don't know what's wrong with the game because they don't know how to play the game,Knows I'm right so he guesses I'm silver and tries to flame me for it What a suprise +Can I eat this?,"Yes, but only once." +"Christ! Why is 'hiring more black people' something to be proud of. That's just as racist. 'Look at all of your black employees'. Also, why the hell is there 'industry standard diversity', just hire off of the skill set. Isn't that why people go to school? To go get skills? What's the difference if you are already losing from birth.",The tech industry is incredibly white and racist if you ignore all the Indian and Asian employees. +Knife16?,But why would you use security irons +Front tire too. Damn.,Probably a burnout. +Well Jesus had other thoughts But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart. Mathew 5:28,"Shhhhhhhhh, we ignore the New Testament when it's not convenient for us." +You forgot the importance fact that both SSW and SKT go 6-0 in group stage.,"Well, not a single team is gonna go 6-0 in groups this year, so that one's out of the window." +She could be a hat... Or a broach... Or a pterodactyl...,What about a Bro-oach? +"With all the cards like Doomcaller and Onyx Bishop etc, why do we not have a graveyard to keep track of the minions that we killed? Just a thought, considering other card games have graveyard interaction. Even if used for nothing else, it can be used to keep track of the minions that died.",While we're at it why not also keep track of what is in the remaining deck. +Goldberg did draw alot of money though.,"Doesn't matter he couldn't put on a 60 minute technical classic like Bret Hart or cut a promo like Paul Heyman, lets just face it he should have never been a wrestler he wasn't entertaining at all he was awful." +OP3 has that.,"Right, I'll get on that as soon as they allow me to buy it" +The Adventure Time Presents: The Music of Ooo vinyl release can now be purchased via ThinkGeek,"The one I was really hoping for, Remember You, isn't on there!" +"All of the greatest rappers have mentioned me in their songs, it's because I have been so successful, and so they like to rap about money and I have, and have always had a lot of money because of my smart business mentality,",Small loan of a million dollars +"Yeah...Brother tortured, Sister also tortured, probably still being tortured, seems a little more even.",But think about how it must have made him feel! +So you're having a storm?,It's funny because so many people died +T. Kroos scores against Czech Republic (2-0),Typical Kroos goal. +why do you assume Samsung is incapable of making a watertight seal around a replaceable battery cover?,"They clearly don't know how to, which is why they added one on the S5" +They weren't attacked for having differing views. They were actively trespassing and destroying private property.,"Yeah man everyone follow every rule all the time, because that's how things change" +**New all time series record:** [Texas](#f/texas)61-5-45[Oklahoma](#f/oklahoma) **Win streak:** [Oklahoma](#f/oklahoma) 1 (2016-present),"Man, how did they tie 45 times?" +"I personally love the standard environment and many companies run on it. Are out of curiosity, which part of it do you find shitty?",the you can't even connect an external database part. +I thought he hated coffee,;D +"America doesn't use it, and since America commits the most money and troops to the universe, it can't be universal unless America does it. /a",Yea it's not like the word universal is somehow all inclusive. +"The scenario is of the Fortress Monestary Battle Barge ramming a stationary (dead engine) Traitor Battle Barge out of orbit and into the planet. Speaking of which, can a series of ground based void shields resist the shockwave of the nearby impact?","Sure, anything's possible and void shield's can take nuclear detonation levels of punishment." +How come crests are not color blind friendly? I know Supremacy is a new game mode but I have Mild Deuteranopia its really hard to make out reds for me and since the enemy crests are a shade of red its hard to tell if its either friendly or an enemy's when a gun fight is happening. I know its a small thing but it would be nice if they changed its color to,You're right they should be red and geeen. +I wouldn't recommend it. The girl will never respect or love you.,"And you know that because you have been with many, many feeeeemales, right?" +me_irl in 40 years,Lol see you guys in 40 years +bro this question is way too messed up even for this sub,Forgot the +"Haven't seen Taken 2, but I have seen Taken. Pretty much he loves his daughter and has been trying to show it, however he is not as rich and successful as the new father figure in her life. He is, however, a former CIA spook so when an international sex trafficking ring kidnaps his daughter, the one thing he truely loves, he does everything he can to get her back. The first 20 minutes of the movie does explain all that.","I was being sarcastic cause it was a simple movie, guess I should have used" +Thought a screen play would catch us on a blitz.,Can't flim flam the zim zam. +"It's not that he's objectifying women, or talking about their pussies. It's not even the infidelity, since he was married to a pregnant melania. It's that he's talking about how he can use his power to take advantage of women and do whatever you want to them.",But that makes him smart. +So uh..could we have a picture of that coin with a scale reference? I'm unfamiliar with this currency.,"Or a picture of the lizard with *real* money, and not monopoly fun money dollarydoos." +I'm confused by some of the comments in this thread. What is the msm?,"If it's not infowars, breitbart or Stormfront, it's biased and mainstream." +"stem cells have been around since the 80s, but there is still a lot of things we theoretically could use them for, but haven't. for decades we've known they could fix spinal injuries, crohn's disease, arthritis. one day maybe.",Spoiler alert: Humans were invented in the 80's. +"Daniel, you cannot be world champion anymore","You can clearly already see the enormous psychological advantage Verstappen has gained over Ricciardo this race, the usually very cool Ricciardo already starts throwing with stuff" +"Thanks to Bush the Lesser that's now under dispute. Rights only apply if we like you, apparently.",And nobody likes (accused) criminals so we might as well save the trouble altogether. +THat is fuckin gay. the story mode takes so long,"Story mode takes a decent amount of time to complete, but the archery game is skillfull and a little fun addition that is not obligatory in any way to play the game" +If you put weapons grade in front of any word what would be the best?,Wife +Two Slavs hanged a paki outside the ministry of Internal affairs in down town Athens( story developing ),WOAH +Roughly 1/4 group at 200 yards with new Savage 12 LRP in 6.5 Creedmoor,But you missed the quarter +Bjergsen is the greatest Western player ever Whatever happend with TSM at Worlds this year Bjergsen for sure is the best western player ever. His team achievements and personal achievements is pretty top notch.,You forgot the +5' 9 Is the Optimal Height for a Surfer; (Aka: Short People Rule Surfing),"Ok looks like I'm short, thanks article." +Even Mars Attacks?,"*Especially*, Mars Attacks." +"Unsleeved, a good idea is to use an Ultra Pro pocket page and fold it up. Fits perfectly in a letter.",You forgot the +Bill Clinton has also lied under oath. So we can never know when the Clintons are telling the truth since no laws are good enough for them to respect.,"It's not that he lied, it's just that it was not his recollection of the circumstances of the event that took place." +"Things to do on vacation? Hey guys. My family and I just flew in from Tucson AZ (I'm absolutely in love with the weather and scenery right now). This is the furthest we've ever been away from home as a family so we want to make this trip great. We've planned to stay here for a couple nights then head up to Vancouver for another few nights. We'll be taking a tour of the city tomorrow but I was wondering if there were any places (attractions, restaurants, etc.) that could really make our trip great, please and thank you!!",Hit the Metropolitan Grill for lunch. +FFS can we stop the DZ posts?,"No, massive give us PVE DZ!" +Mini-Wohnungen in Paris: Nicht einmal neun Quadratmeter zum Leben,"Mehr braucht man ja auch nicht, man ist ja eh nur zum Schlafen in seiner eigenen Wohnung." +I like to play a similar game called don't touch the brakes.,"I like to play a game called cut in front of assholes who are lollygagging in the left lane, then zig-zag through multiple lanes of traffic at any opportunity, because fuck the world!" +Witnessed someone playing Israel on Redfor,Jewish conspiracy. +Truman?,There was an exemption for the current president when the 22nd amendment was passed by congress. +i have same problem with white sunburts. some people just don't understand that no means no.,I'll trade you those Sunbursts for my Titanium White Wizard Hat +I to have a rubber duckie. Would you like to swap? But youll have to give me 10 keys aswell. Plus a certified parallax,Great Deal +The D actually looked more competent under Manusky.,You mean you don't like Ted mochachino? +"Manchester United, Plymouth Argyle, Shamrock Rovers, and even a NT cap. Quite respectable career I have to say.",Only two goals in his entire career though. +I have the preview program but I don't see this feature,It's not out for everybody in the preview program. +"Official Game Day Thread: New England Patriots (3-1) @ Cleveland Browns (0-4) | Kickoff 1:00 PM ET, October 9, 2016 | FirstEnergy Stadium, Cleveland, OH",Warhorse ! +Dude wasn't it just last week that you had no II's... Congrats though mang I am rooting for us all except u/holyprophet_mohammed,Hey man don't beat yourself up Lol. +"More than 13,400 rape kits, including some that could prove critical in the prosecution of sexual assaults, remain untested and sitting on the shelves in Florida police and sheriff's departments, according to a statewide survey",So many unwanted pregnancies could be cleaned out with those rape kits. +That call was on Logan for hitting Stafford head to head,"Said on 31, Mills...who in the replay is on the near sideline and doesn't participate in the play at all." +Unless you don't have a problem listening to recorded kol isha.,He said *frum* people! +What's wrong with medivh's staff?,The fact that it's supposed to go to ~~Khadgar~~ a pretty shit wizard. +I think c9 team comp is better.,how do you expect c9 to reach caitlyn in lategame? +This hollowed out quarter with Washington smoking a blunt.,Lololol 420 bro omgggg this nigga smokin da herb ayyyyy +Power to be restored on October 16th...really? Duke Energy you got to be shitting me.,You should probably conserve your battery and stop posting on Reddit. +Consensually though.,Are you sure? +Colognes to buy,"For your gf: Prada Infusion d'Iris is well loved, and maybe L'Ambre des Merveilles from Hermes?" +Let's take back the fucking house of reps. Let's demolish the GOP for a generation.,Yeah go democrat party they should run everything for a generation they have never done the same shit republicans have done +Was SQ42 supposed to be at Citizen con? If so that's kinda sad. They should have said something about it. If not then ya'll NMS'd yourselves and we should really set expectations before this turns into the NMS subreddit.,"They did say something about it, lol and we obviously needed another thread about it, since absolutely nobody mentioned it" +"OK, OK. Used motor oil.",used motor oil will go rancid. +So she did? He does think she's the devil.,"But she doesn't live in hell, her neighborhood doesn't count." +"You really weigh a personal vendetta against Hillary over what you think would be best for the country? Seems petty and immature, especially since Jill Stein and Trump are polar opposites on philosophy of governance.",But it FEELS right +Clean sheets only behind closed doors we are such prudes.,We lost to Huddersfield behind closed doors. +Is Kerby Rychel a bust?,yeah hes a bust +Not one girl I have seen has seen me again and at this point I don't want to risk getting my info put up in some public directory where it can be traced back to me and potentially lead to me losing my job. I know that sounds paranoid but we live in an age of unprecedented interconnectedness and the personal is now political and professional. Better just cut my losses and know my place: masturbating alone in my dim studio unit.,TIL that all hookers work from a central database. +I would say Robert plant. He's not horrible but I don't think he is great either. I think he is good but all he has going for him is his vocal range. On the first Zeppelin album I feel like he is straining quite a bit for some of the notes.,Go to hell and never come back +"Ewww, 16% say Trump's video made them have MORE favorable views of him...",but of course they are not deplorable! +No there were not multiple examples and quoting breitbart doesn't make it so,Solid response +To make an analogy... Miami Hurricanes fans are to college football what Mexican National teams are to soccer,"Hey... Just remember we aren't saying puto whenever the opposing goalie kicks off, we say futbol." +"Hillbot asks What's so wrong with Hillary? My response: Okay, fine, here goes. Hillary Clinton is the single weakest candidate in the history of the Democratic Party. The fact that the Democrats couldn't see that they couldn't have possibly nominated someone more vulnerable to a loss to Donald Trump is frankly astonishing to a point that it almost makes you think the vast left-wing conspiracy couldn't possibly exist or at least operate with the smooth engineering controls of orchestrated evil that we on the other side of the aisle all imagine that it does. As a lifelong conservative (not necessarily always in lockstep with Republicans under that definition), I can consent that for the most part, Democrat ideals are better suited for issues of fairness and equality while I feel that Republican ideals have always favored law and order. I just happened to decide that law and order matter more to me, but I do understand those to whom the former matters more. That's why I'll always love Chris no matter how much I disagree with him, because I truly do understand him, and I understand when those ideals manifest themselves in an idealist candidate like Bernie Sanders why he becomes such a popular figure. Having said that, there is a vicious and nasty underbelly to the Democratic Party that plays on those ideals of fairness and equality to exploit them towards horrible ends, just like there are those among the Republicans who exploit issues of law and order to do the same thing. A guy like Bernie Sanders represented those ideals in spades, and because he came along at exactly the wrong time, he exposed Hillary Clinton as someone who represented the underbelly, just like Jeb Bush, a guy who was only slightly less presumptive than Hillary at one time, was exposed by Donald Trump. The only difference is the RNC was slightly less organized in total out & out corruption than the DNC and so nothing could be done to save Jeb. All you have to do to know that Hillary Clinton represents the underbelly is to look at the way she and her supporters react to any issue. For Hillary, no matter how many times she is confronted, she laughs. She laughs off things that are felonies. She laughs off her husband's gross misconduct. She even laughs off dead Americans. This is nothing more than a psychological ploy, and you see it in the debates. That is not the laugh of someone who cares about you. That is the laugh of someone who has played on your good sense of fairness and equality for 30 years and who knows how to spin something to press those buttons. I think you're probably highly intelligent, but you're being played by someone who is, unfortunately, much more practiced at deception than you can realize. The key supporters around her are trained and proficient in that very same art of manipulation. The key supporters around her would say that she won tonight's debate no matter what happened. I'm man enough to admit that Donald Trump, the guy I supported from day one, did not sufficiently prepare for the first debate and on points, he lost that one, but you look at the news and the people who surround Clinton and who have propped her up for the past two years, and no one is willing to admit this obvious blowout defeat in which Clinton was at no times able to get off the blocks. That is the difference between total brainwashing and someone believing what they believe. The Clinton camp is a false narrative machine. They've got their finger on your button and they know what to say and when to say it to keep you in line. Donald Trump can't keep anyone in line. That's the beauty of him as a candidate and as a person. People have turned on him and betrayed him for offenses and alleged offenses so far and away less egregious than even the crimes that are totally provable in Hillary Clinton's tenure as Secretary of State that there should be no question that he is the real deal. Everyone from serious man adult-in-the-room Paul Ryan to renowned jackass Glenn Beck have no problem taking their toe off the party line, and in some cases, putting it on and taking it back off again. I think that's great. I think for every betrayal, Donald Trump gets closer to proving his point as he continues to hold up this mirror to the country that no one seems to want to look into, and, by the way, that mirror for some would be a Dorian Gray scenario, especially for guys like Arnold Schwarzenegger, career philanderer who just recently disavowed Trump over the leaked tape comments. I love it. The hypocrisy just doesn't stop. Do you really think Arnold Schwarzenegger is in a position to disavow anyone over how they treat women? The more it's clear, like from the horrible performance of the moderators at tonight's debate, to the stacked questions and canned laughter, to even how you see people like Tim Kaine who are just rabid dogs who turn every conversation back to Trump Trump Trump, the more his point is proven, and the more you see Hillary for what she is. Even tonight, once again invoking, When they go low, you go high. In what universe would anyone ever believe that is true of Hillary Clinton? Hillary Clinton goes high by word of mouth ONLY and only when it is convenient for her to do so. She does have hatred in her heart and contempt for most Americans, and it is so painfully obvious in her actions. No candidate has ever been more disconnected from the pulse of the American people. Pokemon go to the polls. Name one time in her life when she has taken the high road in ACTION and not just in rhetoric. Name one. Was it voting for the war in Iraq? And you can say, Donald Trump was for the war in Iraq, but you know what? Whether he was or he wasn't, it doesn't matter because he was not a vote on the senate floor. He was a private citizen without the gravity of a decision like Clinton had in that moment, and in virtually ever decision she has made, in every action she has taken as a public official, she has NEVER gone high, up to and including bullying and intimidating the victims of her husband's many vile rapes. This, unfortunately, brings me to her experience, aka the building blocks of who she is as a person. You really are your experiences aren't you? Nature and nurture can only influence so much and then eventually you have to go out into the world and decide what your footprint will be. Virtually all of Hillary Clinton's experience is bad experience. It's objectively bad. It's bad to a point that if you weren't a part of the brainwashing, you would have no defense for her uniquely awful record of public service. I don't want to reiterate a bunch of campaign talking points here because you can read those anywhere but suffice it to say, and I think even Chris would agree that her tenure as Secretary of State was nothing more than a sweetheart deal that President Obama probably wishes he didn't have to make, by the way... suffice it to say, as a public official, no public official in history has ever had an agenda more incompatible with the public good than Hillary Clinton. There has never been a weaker or more vulnerable person in this position in American history, and the fact that the Democrats don't have someone who's capable of defeating Donald Trump in spite of the fact that virtually everyone in a position of any real political, media, lobbyist, or anyone in the owner/donor class is so totally set against him just proves that to be true and proves how deeply flawed and uniquely unqualified she is. There are so many hotshot Republicans hoping for a Clinton win because they know that with the state of things by 2020 being how they would most likely would be that the opportunity for otherwise unelectable Republicans will probably be tremendous. And by the way, there are so many Democrats secretly rooting against her because they have their eyes on 2020 that your head would spin if you knew, I bet. Donald Trump as a man does not possess many of the qualities that my ideals cry out to match with, and no, he is not the fairness and equity candidate, but he is on the right side of law and order like no one else in my lifetime, and if he can re-establish that in this country, because right now we're moving towards abject lawlessness, in case you haven't seen, then I hope we will have a strong nation, still standing, that is capable of going on to tackle issues of fairness and equality. But until that day comes, I firmly believe in my heart that this brutish, loud-mouthed, New York City whatever-you-wanna-call-him is running against the devil herself, and I'm much, much more than willing to accept whatever consequences come from doing whatever it takes to stop her.",Well stated. +Can you really get 3 years for buying drugs? Shit mang,Gotta lock up these hard criminals amirite +"lol, people salty at you pointing out reality",The only reason racism still exists is because you people keep talking about it +Modern political discourse just descends into insults,Yeah like discourse of any kind doesn't break down into senseless name calling you fucking idiot +What do you mean??,Sandworms aren't usually that big in real life. +Vigilante-style group Soldiers of Odin patrolling Melbourne CBD,Always good to see a vigilante gang around to fight against the evils of immigrants. +Don't be this guy.,"I'm voting Giant Meateater, lolol" +No,Pretty sure he forgot the +"Not affairs -- assaults and sexual harassment, and bill paid one $850,000 almost two decades ago to shut her up. Young kids will believe this is trump's doing, but I remember these women. Clinton was impeached over this. he gave a lawyer's answer to one question about if he had sex with Monica lewinsky under oath, he answers dishonestly but it wasn't technically a lie -- if you have ever heard it depends on what your definition of 'is' is it comes from this. Bill said that (or something close to if I misattributed some words or whatever). Which sounds stupid, but it was a very smart play. He definitely was dishonest, but the question was sloppy and allowed him an out. He answered the literal question. He was not, at that time, having sex with Monica lewinsky. Bill, as president, got a blow job in the Oval Office from a 24 year old intern (Monica Lewinsky, this isn't a theory, it's confirmed, She even had his DNA on a dress). Talk about a bad power dynamic. He also put a cigar in her pussy (consensual, unlike with the other gals). wether you believe these things or not, they're well established and very credible allegations. Bill Clinton could be a rapist, and Hillary Clinton may have intimidated her husband's victims to maintain her political power so she could one day be president. Not trump lies, it's real. That said, this doesn't mean vote trump. It just means don't think Hillary is chill.","'Impeached' ah, so that's how Al Gore became president." +I've seen Completely Normal maybe 10 times.,For a long time it was a ritual of my friends and I to watch it anytime we got bored so we have seen it ~40 times. +"The joy of giving your brother your old setup, and the excitement that follows",Vildbjerg cup Master race +Don't worry. Everybody in france know it too.,It was those White Anglo-Saxon Protestant police-hating man-pigs at it again. +How to make new friends? I've made a few friends. But one is my suitemate and the other 2 are roommates on a lower floor. They are the people I'll normally hang out with. I want to meet new people though. My campus is really dead. On weekends everybody leaves. Not many people show up to the different events and if you did run into people they aren't sociable because they are with a group and would rather not be bothered. Guys and girls both do this. There is no party scene here the closest parties you have to take a train to and I don't have money for that. It seems after class everyone runs to their dorms and shuts their door which is kind of the inside joke across campus. Any suggestions?,Clubs? +first press velvet underground and nico,Unpeeled? +"and ROX lost to ANX. You dont rank a team only on one game. edg is not the powerhouse/worlds candidate that pre world ranking made them off but they are still a top 6 team at least at the event. C9 isnt. Pros said it, analysts said it and they need to improve a ton if they want to take one game of SSG because if they play like the whole groupstage, relying on FW to lose vs a dynamicQ to pass, it wont be pretty with how strong SSG look.","Yes ROX also looked weak, not sure how this can be argued" +How about China but only after multi-core processing is also added.,Coreing is in EUIV not CKII dummy +*have,Nah bro had makes sense there +4th and inches... boy do I have a surprise for you! Flea flicker pitch to the WR around the left end option pass... annndddd it's a 7 yard loss.,I mean it's not like the Ravens have the one of the best guard tandems in the nfl..... +Who the fuck are the 37% who say this guy is respectful of women or aren't sure?,People in locker rooms. +Do have to be American though! So down at the first hurdle unfortunately!,"Oh please, we all know Obama was born in Kenya" +"Paraphrasing his own words: Trump is bad, but not as bad as ISIS.",What a great defense +"His brother bragged about being a booster to me, but w33 seems alright.",Proof? +Imagine if Hillary's husband actually did use his power to sexually assault women.. oh wait,I wonder why nobody is doing any polls of Trump vs Bill Clinton? +That's not how living in the country works...,Cops would laugh at you probably. +Massive Sand Worm from Star Citizen's CitizenCon Stream!,"Dude, that doesn't hold a candle to the procedurally generated pig anteater or anteater pig I saw in No Man's Sky!" +S2 security systems peasantry!,The human eye can't see past .5 FPS. +Internet users who post degrading photoshopped images online or create derogatory hashtags could face prosecution under new UK guidelines,"But it won't be selectively enforced to stifle free speech for only the wrong sort of people, so it's okay." +"Good comeback. I'm 6'1, 210 lbs btw",Should have added an +"At least he could try and justify some of his actions. There's always two sides of a story, and while Eternal Envy has provided a lot of pictures and pretty damn big fucking blog post to go with it, I just want to hear what Puppey has to say about it.","yeah you heard the three sides, w33ha, misery and envy No need for more." +"Your opinion is not worth a damn, actually.",I didn't think I need an +"Perhaps you'd like to vote for yourself, what's wrong with that? :)","Hey pal, fuck you with your encouraging average citizens to run for office." +US magazine Foreign Policy backs Clinton in landmark move,"Who else would Foreign Policy, the so-called Bible of American Imperialism, endorse -- Trump, who has questioned the existence of NATO?" +*Aliens*.,They're just trying to get the truth out there +Poll: Hillary Clinton leads Donald Trump by 14 points nationally,This is shocking! +"No thanks, got 2x skyblues already :S","At least make it 4 then, so you can put them all on your car" +When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of the arena lights...,Saw stars so bright... +Craig Button's top five long-term Canucks prospects: 1) Boeser; 2) Juolevi; 3) Stecher; 4) Gaudette; 5) Brisebois,Does Demko not count as a prospect? +"RX 480 for the witcher 3 and cities skylines? How many fps do you get on the witcher 3 and cities skylines: settings = everything minum (if you can disable something, like AA or ambient occlusion, please do it) resoultion = 1080p framerate = ??? for cities skylines: test with small cities ( < 100k population), where cpu is not the bottleneck benchmarks only put ultra settings, so i can't see if the rx 480 can run those games at 144fps. Thank you very much for your help.","i5-2500k stock/480@1365/2100mhz gets 50-70 with dips mainly caused by windows 10 drivers, all settings maximum 1080p with hairworks de activated" +"I mean, Hawaii is part of the United States....",Now it is after Obama became president. +Did you not watch the video? Dude is clearly black.,....this cannot be overlooked! +I was poking fun at criticisms of her. I didn't say it was all the same critic.,"In the future, this confession can be avoided with a" +Ouch,You dun fucked up OP +Bought some wax. Grew a mustache,"mhhh, snot infused wax!" +Yeah but red wings,but the fantastic PK abilities +An improvement on Kerry McCarthy (a Vegan) as Shadow DEFRA.,"no how dare you, the goverment should tell us everything we should eat and how we should live" +It's actually mine. He reposted,She* *TRIGGERED* +"There's no way 8751 doesn't mean anything. Or 1,5,7,8. Cause it's said randomly. Surely there's a reason why it's said prominently throughout the game on different Nights? Must mean something.",hasn't anyone tried 1234? +"That is an uneducated position. While some Greens do have a differing views, there is nothing anti-Science in the Green platform. It's about having accurate Science that is funded by entities that do not stand to make money on favored outcomes.",Gotta watch out for Big Vaccine +"This has always confused me, this is horrific yet it barely entered the public conciseness.",It was definitely no where near as news worthy as Kim Kardashian. +"Definitely. Samsung doesn't have much reason to support their phones for far longer and Qualcomm have a better reputation with developers on XDA. We'll see how well Samsung is with their support for Exynos with the S6. Unlike the S II and S III, the S6 has sufficient RAM for a year or two more.","Alright, thanks!" +Caught a hacker flying around Dalaran.,What? +"I was kissing a girl whilst very drunk and a gay guy decided to hop right in and join in with the kiss, half my lips met half of his lips. Fuck you forceful gay guy.",He sounds like the Donald Trump of the Gay community. +"Yes, that's part of his charm of not being involved in politics. It's doesn't strenghten Trump. It only points out his lack of perspective and myopic tunnelvision.","Yeah, because HRC never cherry picks with the truth" +Machu Uluru,Who knew that Uluru was actually made of Limestone and Granite this whole time? +In coffin.,too soon :'( +"Doubt Dortmunds fans are as volatile as ours, I also doubt the German media are as ruthless as the ones in Britain. I've noticed that he's no longer as impulsive and exuberant as he was early in his Liverpool tenure, reckon it's because trying so hard wore on him and now he's a little more reserved and circumspect, just do your job and don't raise your profile unnecessarily.",So you're the glass half full type? +"Game Thread: Bucs vs Panthers - Monday Night Football 10/10/16 There wasn't a game thread so I made it, go Bucs","But guys, he only missed because of the hurricane tho" +The 2016 Red Sox were the most frustrating team of my lifetime,"Damn, I hate when my team wins the division" +I believe you can donate blood at your local hospitals.,I'll look into that next time. +This *never* would have happened if marijuana/guns were illegal!!!,yeah since making things illegal makes them go away. +NFL player channels his inner creature,Calling racism on that title +"He's not your pal, bud.",He's not you go fuck yourself and all of these threads +What is your go-to stress relief?,Listening to heavy and thrash metal and playing video games. +Hospital goes after adoptive family for bills issued before adoption,Single payer would destroy our healthcare system. +"You're still saying she shouldn't be president because her husband had an affair. Fuck off, and shove your faux outrage up your ass.","remember, she's a woman so her husband is really in charge" +What's a movie you saw that you thought was gonna be about one thing but then turned out to be about something different?,"The Reader - I went in 100% blind, wasn't expecting to see Kate Winslet having sex with a teenage boy, and watched with invested emotions in this May/December type of carnal romance.... ...then the second half of the movie happened." +You guys are going to hate me but,"We hate you already, without you even saying a word about CitizenCon." +Aftermarket axels Are their any aftermarket axels that you guys would reccomend? Just blew out both boots on my front. Thanks,Unimog axles are plentiful and cheap. +"The few, the proud, the karter0's",Did you just call him ugly? +Chicago Marathon top Runners in Slow motion. Mile 19,They don't look like they're going fast at all. +"White people of reddit, what do you think of Netflix's Luke Cage?",I for one was completely offended the only white character in the show was a dirty cop with a lame haircut. +"Wikileaks is just another propaganda tool for the Kremlin, Everybody knows it, and now there is proof.","But I thought Wikileaks was a bastion of freedom and speaking truth to power, a pure shining beacon of light in our dark world?" +"While I totally agree with him, the fact that McCain was supposedly still backing Trump after the guy called him a coward and not a war hero because he got caught seems like reason enough to give him the middle finger.",These Republicans that are standing up to him after the 50th thing he said that would've disqualified anyone else are real profiles in courage. +"One of the low key most disturbing things about Trump is the repeated insinuation from people who have been around him that he doesn't really pay attention to anything and tends to just go along with whatever his handlers say so long as it allows for some room for his bluster. His behavior is so childish in so many ways. He's the perfect mark. Grease his ego a bit, let him feel like he's a powerful figure who can fire people at will or piss and moan about the color of the furniture and he'll basically go along with whatever you tell him otherwise. It is all kinds of stupid that tens of millions of Americans embrace this.",B-b-but killary is evil! +Will Paul Ryan also be jailed?,Of course - it turns out benghazi was his and Hillary fault... +it says midnight in the actual article,Yeah but who reads the articles amirite? +"If that were the case, he wouldn't have seen his poll numbers tank after Friday's leaked video. The majority of people want someone who is approachable, but not if they're clearly a bigot.","Dude, but polls are just biased leftist MSM propaganda and don't reflect my reality!" +"What are some really fun and a little bit competetive decks in Wild? I'm currently thinking of making a wild purify priest, is there any other really fun deck I could try out in Wild?",Secret Paladin +"I don't think he said no regulations, those are what helps to secure safety, both financially and physically.",Yeah and subsidies help ensure growth +Prust says he still believes he has a chance to make the Leafs. Staying with team despite no contract.,I am not sure why Prust would want to stay in Toronto seeing his wife has eyes for Russell Martin +Does anyone know what the joke was?,"No, it was too offensive for YouTube" +There's this thing called a life. Get one,"Yeah, because making a joke on the Internet, albeit a dumb one, obviously means you have no life." +opinions are shitposts now?,Cod fans dont like opinions. +"Forget deportation, we should just kill them all as enemy combatants. The_Donald is a hate group: Day 104",I'm sure the comment was downloaded. +Do you know who i feel bad for? Sean Murray...,"Wow, a shave and a haircut can really change a man!" +Steven Seagall Wants To Go After HRC For Treason,"Steven seagall is a popular actor in Russia, coincidence?" +Khan would do well to stay out of politics. And focus on honoring his son.,"Yeah, who wants to hear the opinion of someone who has their Masters in Law from Harvard." +One can hate both candidates. #JillNotHill,"Oh yeah, because SHE obviously stands a chance" +Imagine how it'll look when played on a PS4P!,Yeah can't wait to drop another $400 +I just watched a documentary about a Yahzidi smuggler who helped save 100s of women and girls escape from ISIS by utilizing his (I assume drug) smuggling circuits.,Obviously free of charge +"Best case scenario, early miscarriage.",Haha! +Gustavo and Blackie are proud.,You can't say that! +UK: Which EU law are you most looking forward to losing?,"Being part of the ECHR, because fuck democracy right?" +"UPDATE 2: for everyone wondering why the pics were taken exactly the date i created this account.. just think. i found this stuff ingame, than i took a picture and than i tried to upload it, which failed as i mentioned earlier. today i remembered that i havent uploaded those pics. thats why i uploaded them today. simple as that. + i am from germany, thats why my grammer isnt 100% right",That's exactly the same thing DF would say! +Donald Trump has now guaranteed that women voters will hand the election to Hillary Clinton,"I think it would be a miscarriage of justice to allow women to vote in this election, they will obviously be bias against trump." +Can someone tell what armor this is?,Diamond enchanted armor with prot 4 unbreakin 3 +"They can be viable if the two assassins know what they're doing, but I only keep seeing instalock Loki's, Susans and thanatos.","Oops, dropped this." +"Ladies of reddit, how do you feel about ugly women?","UGH, THE WORST" +Any nudes ot her?,Sorry guys... forgot this. +"Donald J. Trump on Twitter: The very foul mouthed Sen. John McCain begged for my support during his primary (I gave, he won), then dropped me over locker room remarks!",That sounds like a guy who really understands the true gravity of his remarks as more than just locker room banter +Nosferawho?,He's from Spongebob +It has no class legendaries cause they all suck,"ah yes, voljin is such a bad card" +"I'm always confused when I read that they think they can get custody by making one parent look bad. Do they think the other parent is just going to say oh ok, please take my child that I can look after perfectly fine","Usually the wackos that do this are the paternal grandmother, and as such usually also believe that men are hopeless with kids and will obviously be very relieved to put them in her loving care..." +They'll care the first time the exceed the cap and get hit with an overage charge...,"Sure, a few years from now, at which point data caps will have been fully written into every contract for every customer and Comcast continues to shaft everyone because there is zero competition in a lot of places." +i bet it's a wrap,What makes you think that? +"Alex Jones to Julian Assange MOVE BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY HILARIOUS","yeah, that's soooo funny" +"Buff the Zap A level 8 Zap doesn't kill level 7 minions (???), buff it in a small percentage to keep it balanced",You forgot the +Hey I'm wearing your pants! Haha!,Wrangler? +Poll: Likely Voters Say Clinton Won Second Presidential Debate,Yes but what did druge and breitbart say...we can only trust them. +What the fuck?,I hope he dropped the +"Oh god, what kind of question is that?",Obviously games at 50fps are more cinematic than 60/144 fps +benjo-the-great posts positive news Noynoy_Aquino posts negative news But clearly this is the first one that not politically motivated unless the dog was related to Du30.,The dog was a member of DDS and the baby is protecting his father who's a pusher +I've never heard that argument explained so well. Nice job :),Thats why I Tm ed the Danger Zone part +"I remember like two years ago, the selfie thread's were once every 12 hours. One happened at noon my time (12PM) and I'm in the UK. The other happened 12 hours later, meaning that it happened evening/afternoon time for people in America. So idk what you're saying when you won't be able to accommodate everyone.",Yes because the UK and America are the only two places on earth. +Teen Beauty Queens Say Trump Walked In On Them Changing,Isn't it great that laws about sexual assault and such just don't apply to people like Trump? +Legal pot could upend years of drug smuggling in Arizona,"Hey folks, the jury's still out, we need to do more research on all this..." +"The Isles put him on waivers yesterday, and we claimed him, so we got a 20-goal scorer for free!",I think we still have to pay him. +"The DNC doesn't subscribe to democratic process so yeah amazingly. We are so fucked. Idiots to The right of me, devils to my left.",Oh going to play the Sweden card now are you? +"game 5 ? HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA faker eats rox, and smeb doesnt outclass duke",You forgot the +"Many is stretching it. Just look at British activities in China, India, and large swaths of Africa in the 19th century.",Because the Mughals were saintly benevolent rulers! +"If you're trying to pinhole Trump as an atheist, you are barking up the wrong tree. Nobody has gone to greater lengths to tie them self to the nuttiest faction of the religious right than this guy.",the 'atheist' who has Mike Pence as his running mate +"And why the fuck is the box wrapped in plastic wrap? The guy's even standing in his kitchen, probably just got finished wrapping it up.","It's not plastic wrap, it's the original factory sealing plastic." +(long anti-black rant),I have black friends but they're animals... Seems like a nice guy +Aren't they assuming his gender? I thought we weren't supposed to do that...,Haha this joke never gets old! +"arty players never leave the cap circle anyway, why buy the engine","That's a recreational arty player.....then again, US server probably has better arty players than EU" +Podesta Part 4: HRC pushed for annual drug testing for teenagers and children.,Those private prisons aren't gonna fill themselves! +"God I hope driving your own car will still be a thing in years to come. There's something about tuning and modifying a car, then taking it down that empty, twisty road... I couldn't give that up for anything.",But navigating through 5 lane freeways during rush hour.... I'd give that up any day +"CAPS LOCK TUESDAY October 11 What's happened that you need to get off your chest? DID YOU TRY TO DRIVE ON WOODRUFF ROAD ON A SATURDAY? IS YOUR NEIGHBOR ALSO UNABLE TO PARK WITHOUT TAKING UP THREE SPACES AT A TIME? DID YOU GET ICED TEA WHEN YOU ASKED FOR HOT AND THEN GET KICKED OUT OF THE RESTAURANT WHEN YOU JUMPED ONTO THE TABLE TO YELL ANARCHY? DO YOU HATE HAVING TO PAY TAXES? TELL US ALL ABOUT IT, WE'RE HERE FOR YOU.",THANK HEAVEN FOR THE BLOCK USER FEATURE! +"Reddit, which of your five senses would you keep if you could only keep one? Why?",Smell +meanwhile I got mercy who has been using pistol when I am following right behind her spamming I need healing,No you're just selfish you need to suck her dick first +I always thought he'd main Mei so he could build the wall,Original +"The beautiful, crazy oyster that contains the pearl that is Austin.",*Midland +Wrong person awarded first place trophy at Portland Marathon,Goddamn Californians taking everything from us! +What would be a good name for a festive night terror scattergun? Title,Aimbot.exe +When you live the game,stop posting these fun conversations or we will never get the trade improvements! +"I played it at PSX last year and was pleasantly surprised! Unfortunately I got a little dizzy and had to stop playing, but it was a lot of fun and the core game was well done.","Wow, what a shill!" +"If they can't fix it then I think your shit out of luck, but I honestly believe 100% that they can fix it. Don't drink and play games is the moral of the story.",That doesn't sound fun.. ^^ +"My uncle used to tie a string around the trigger guard and then lower firearms into the non insulated walls of his house. He now has a safe, but that's what my dad told me he used to do.","At first I read this as he tied a string around the trigger, as if he was laying guns in the drywall as boobytraps..." +"The scandal that erupted in the United States over allegations Russia hacked Democratic Party emails has not been in Moscow's interests and both sides in the U.S. election campaign are just using Russia to score points, Vladimir Putin said on Wednesday.","If Trump and Putin are denying it, then obviously there's nothing hinky going on, and we should believe them." +BREAKING: Trump Leading in Florida !!!VOTING!!!,but but Nate plastic says clinton is winning right now REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE +One more question about my talk,I try to lookup every verse I read so that I can stall a bit and milk more time. +Why do my icon labels become offset randomly?,wrong sub i think this is supposed to be in r/android +The only thing that made me more upset than their justifications for stopping him was watching them slam him to the ground for pulling away. That guy wanted no trouble and gets cuffed and berated for doing nothing.,"and all of them yelling 'stop resisting,' because resisting arrest before you are even accused if a crime is a punishable offense....." +How's your Wednesday going?,Hyped for the newest Arrow +But.. what about all the guys treated much worse for the same thing?,Males deserve every second of jail time and more. +Double Jesus christ,"Its even worse, the post he was referring to the guy was angry because his sister who he lives with and who took care of him, wouldn't have sex with him and in his own words all she would have to do is lay on her back for a minutes but apparently she was to 'selfish' to do that for him." +How to Watch Tonight's Broadway Fundraiser Live Online (Seriously you guys need to check out this lineup),**MONOLOGUES & SPEECHES:** Alan Cumming Angela Bassett Ansel Elgort Chelsea Clinton Helen Mirren Julia Roberts Lena Dunham Neil Patrick Harris Sarah Jones Sarah Paulson Uzo Aduba +I wear a hijab and this is my Halloween make-up for this year calling it ''Halal-ey Quinn'',"Yeah, that's not funny." +IOWA JUST WENT BLUE ON POLLS-PLUS! DO WE LIKE OUR FARMERS FOLKS?,"Jesus, how **STUPID** are the people of Iowa?" +Dj Namrood - El Doshka (arabic remix),Quality post right here. +"What's your favorite aviation 'hype' video on YouTube? Context: My friends and I have started a non-profit geared towards inspiring high school age students to pursue STEM careers through a passion for aviation and aerospace. We are hosting a presentation and I want to show a 2-3 minute clip as an opener that gets everyone excited about this hobby. Does anyone have a good clip that I would be able to use? Also, willing to watch cool videos for my own enjoyment.",Hey everyone Jason Schappert here.... +2016-17 NHL Opening Night general discussion megathread Discuss.,Matthews on pace for 164 goals! +Broke Frag Grenades/Molotovs So tired of getting bugged frag nades and molotovs. Looks like you throw them but they do not work and are still in your inventory. Drop them to your buddy? Nah he can't even pick them up cause they are broken.,just duds bro +Shy? She's up on top of a counter showing off her pussy to a laptop camera. That's not the definition of shy,But her face belies her shock at being discovered in such a pose! +Tried to update to watchOS 3. This happened. Now what?,Definitely time to buy a new one. +Trumpcucks argue that women shouldn't have the right to vote because they're too easily swayed by emotion.,yes the doughy manchildren screeching about muslims and walls and conspiracy theories are totally not swayed by emotion +that's cool. have you ever heard of Kurt Russell? he's my favorite actor at the moment,Lol you forgot the +"The good old days, when women--within my lifetime of 49 years--could not independently get a fucking CHECKING ACCOUNT or credit card without their man's permission (and plenty said no), when restaurants in my town in the 40s and 50s were still whites-only--in the northern state of Michigan, that is; Jim Crow was and in some respects still is alive and well in Northern states--when abortion was illegal--gosh, I miss those good ol' days!",Well yeah but the blacks weren't so uppity and there wasn't as many Mexicans +same. Im drinking about a gallon a day and I practically live in the bathroom.,more time to browse Reddit then +My uncle came to America only once in his life. Here he is in Chicago on the 4th of July.,Ask him what the kangaroos are like! +Every. Damn. Day,"Are you sure that customer didn't buy a drink the moment you opened, downed it, and came up for a refill ~4 minutes later?" +"Shane's a better player than I expected, honestly.",But he's in a showmance and they never make it to the end... +"Yeah, open up and watch some YouTube videos. Listen to Alex Jones. Ya know, reputable sources of info.",I'll bet you're fun at parties. +like you even have time to react when he has a dagger and instantly hexes you,Should up the refresh rate on that auto bkb hax. +Who will win!?,"Way to get out played, git gud m8" +"That's 4 in the morning on a Tuesday for us Aussies. I'll try and make it, no guarantees.","6AM here in NZ, tempting, very tempting." +"If the Priest wasn't designed with direct fire in mind, care to explain why it has -5 degrees of gun depression? It was no less a direct-fire SPG than any of the other SPGs we already have. And far more so than the Brummbar.",It's for when you park the Priest vertically along a very steep hill and need the depression to get the shell over. +Good for you. I hate sick fucks who abuse children.,"I, on the other hand, have no problem with them." +Dust 3 confirmed?,It's called mirage. +"Probably Oct. 14th, though they'll probably just make the reward the ARX slasher again","Na 99,9% sure it'll be a NS15-M Pumpkin or sth." +I'd go out on a limb and say he doesn't have a PS4.,Was it his XBox One dick sucking and the childish PS4 trolling that gave it away? +"#FUCK NXT Hey guise, let's keep these decade plus veterans already in their mid 30's wrestling really hard matches their entire career for 35 years in developmental!","Yeah, but their big time football recruits need to learn wrestling!" +"Darius, yasuo, nasus",Outplay central over here +"When she says he 'lifts the armrest to touch me' the armrests in first class, where she says she was seated, do not go up. Stop with this story its obvious BS guys.","All planes now are the same, and they have been the same for decades!" +People don't realize how loud guns are. I'm afraid I would suffer permanent hearing loss if I fired a gun in my home without hearing protection (e.g. in self defense). Movies and TV make it seem like you can have a normal conversation in the middle of a fire fight. I don't think so.,They were using 22's so not quite as loud +His kooky supporters were his biggest liability.,Trump's supporters... much less kooky. +Voting Conservative,"Oh, you're so alone in that opinion on reddit" +What is something most think is real but is really fake?,The moon landing +You're the second person to mention sewer grates. Is that like a reference or something?,Tell me you've heard of IT! +His poll numbers.,Says who? +"**BREAKING** ...LYNCH/CLINTON story a SCAM! NEW EMAIL SHOWS CLINTON'S DIDN'T KNOW LYNCH THAT WELL, SO WHY WOULD WJC STOP HIS PLANE JUST TO TALK ABOUT golf and grandkids **CORRUPT CORRUPT CORRUPT**",Wow so surprising. +"What do you refuse to even try, despite everyone telling you how amazing it is?",The Cleveland steamer. +Great! Now he can go catch Chinchompas instead!,Just don't try to catch the black ones; you'll get player killed for your valuable box traps +What is something most think is real but is really fake?,The moon landing +We support players do that often anyways...,Yeah but now the bad players are gonna have to do it and that requires effort :( +"With an all revamped and energy efficient charger! Just pay 200 for the adapter if you don't want to switch, because we're not just using a different shaped port, were changing the power plug!","Don't forget to put an i7 sticker on it, it doubles the speed" +Doesnt work. Been bitching for weeks now since everyone in my friend group has one but me.,Wanna join our discord server? +I guess world first people aren't proper raiders?,probably not because they definitely dont setup triggers during progression. +I was joking. Im not trying to fuck a horse.,Dang +When did Wikileaks become the political equivalent of the National Enquirer?,"The leaks themselves are fine, the problem is the alt-right fanboys... *or* if you wanna go full tin-foil hat, these stories about an assassination are all planted by pro-Clinton operatives to discredit this crowdsourcing effort!" +"I remember that first screenshot, it surfaced a day or so after the huge anti-rainbow outcry. The tears of the forsaken were distilled and hammered into custom 3rd party Direct3D dlls that applied filters like this in real-time.",Wait... is that a real thing? +It's not.,"I'm evil, everyone." +Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina.,Stop assuming their gender! +What's that? You want them to have physics again?,Sorry the technology just isn't there yet. +This is so common. Lots of homophobic gay guys. Fem-shaming is not gonna get you very far with me. I may come off fairly 'masculine' but it doesn't mean you can talk crap about other dudes who don't to me.,"Yes, let's all embrace being flaming queens!" +"He said dumb, not poor.","Well, it's their fault for being poor in the first place." +We're one of the OG team Reddit accounts. Got the 1 year club trophy and everything.,Another participation trophy? +How to plss?,You should have learned to piss before kindergarten... +Mark Twain would have been my friend,I thought Albert Einstein said that? +At most you'll get a 30 second ad on a 15 minute video dude,"Ugh, but it's sooooo looooooooooooong." +And this is why you shouldn't get antsy as a defender when you basically have the match. Then you just get silly slapped upside the head with this nonsense making you look like idiots lol. Well played OP.,"Wait, you're not supposed to attack on defence?" +People use the forums?,What is a forum? +It was not updated at the time that we commented. Now it is.,"Yea, OP is a prophet for sure." +"but the first film is set in the 20s... Teddy isn't born until 1998, right? Like, is this series going to extend from before harry potter until after? that seems... bizarre (to say the least)",I mean how could he be alive at that point... unless.... MAGIC. +"Leuk detail, in 2012 hebben er zo'n 160.000 mensen op de SGP gestemt. We hebben dus grofweg 5x zoveel Islamieten in dit land als SGP-ers.",15 zetels voor Denk dus +SJWs say science should be scrapped from the university syllabus for being a relic of colonialism (South Africa),"Start over science... sure thing, let's abandon centuries of research and thought, sound like a great plan to advance mankind." +So you're saying new companies and people with no money can't be lazy when they get huge amount of money? Theres been tons of kickstarter disasters where someone literally just cancels the game but keeps the money.,"No, I only say it is less likely, tough I see your argument too" +Seems to be everyday nowadays.,Welcome to the club +50% chance of events and notifications being deleted by themselves,I bet they also receive diplomatic subsidies from Nejd and Hejaz tags +Who has the best chops in the business right now? For me the best one is Marufuji. His run in the G1 and his match in the King of Pro Wrestling showed how hard he hits the chops and without a doubt he's the best in the world in that particular instance,Ambrose +Have you seen the John Oliver recap of all of this? He does a good job of laying out the facts on the whole thing.,The same John Oliver that said Bernie supporters who felt like the DNC was rigged against them were wrong? +"There is a solid chance we see 2 100+yd receivers this game. It doesn't look good for us unless Star and Short decide to use their massive bodies to do more than just plug holes. They need to actually put pressure on Brees without sacrificing a LB in coverage to blitz. Still though, it won't matter if we continue to run-run-run/run-run-pass every single offensive drive.",The strategic genius that is Mike Shula at work. +They did something similar to this in a city in the Florida panhandle. Made it illegal to lay down in any park. This got rid of the homeless people sleeping in the parks. This made it nice for families and couples to play and have picnics. The homeless people started calling the cops on people laying on blankets reading books and having picnics. Now if they repeal the law the homeless move back in. If they don't repeal the law they can't really enjoy the park. Laws/ordinances always have bad side effects.,Criminalizing homelessness is always good policy. +There's not really a guarantee that it would. It can. But it depends dramatically on the implementation and how it's designed.,"I'm definitely going to trust the government to run our healthcare, they've done such a good job so far" +What the best Craigslist deal you have ever come across For example: last night I bought a Maschine Studio and Komplete Ultimate 9 for $400 dollars :D,"I once got a truck load of touring gear for $100, the seller didn't provide much information and just wanted it gone." diff --git a/chunk70.csv b/chunk70.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..564eadc3dfee9b277695634ea941eaa05ed52410 --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk70.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1668 @@ +Input,Output +"The Thai Cambodian border is not frustrating, I've used it all the time, even driven cars across it. Where did you read it was frustrating?","A forum post and a friend told me, that they were put out somewhere an hour away from a real border, had to wait long, were put out to buy stuff." +USA TODAY Sports NBA predictions,Some ground breaking stuff here. +"At this point, they're feeding distrust of all of media to their right wing Trump base, along with increasingly absurd conspiracy theories, to deny the sexual harassment/assault stories. To combat this, they're going to have to dive into the dumpster and come up with a way to make Trump's base distrust all of the court system, too.",It's just the liberal media/court system/moderators/reality bias trying to undermine a heroic American. +Dedicated teams aren't going to be working on the same things. That's a bizarre argument. Graphics engineers and tech artists aren't going to be working on gameplay. And gameplay designers and programmers are not going to be working on graphical enhancements. Your argument is in no way based in the real world. That's just not how things work.,You mean it's not two guys who only do one thing at a time? +"Welcome to my world! Long ago, I believed that developers were these wondrous beings, who would code flawless software, anticipating every possible user action in order to eliminate bugs before they could arise. Then I worked with a guy who coded his own decimal to hexadecimal converter function, and got it wrong... which ended up being burned into the firmware of a couple of thousand units. It wouldn't be an issue, except the only place that function got used was in the communications port setting. So now it can't be fixed unless it's fixed in all places simultaneously, and even then there's a good chance something will go horribly wrong, in which case the only option is for an immediate site visit by the local tech. Needless to say, I didn't so much lose the faith as be brutally purged of even the slightest remnants of faith by fire and hot steel. --- Just writing that out makes me SO glad that I was able to finally quit that job.","..... HOW I mean, it's not like hexadecimal is an easily-translated alternate to binary, right?" +Who do you think has the most unique lyrics/Flow?,Logic +Oh shit I'm an idiot,Username checks out +The Real Reason Alabama Is the Greatest College Football Program Ever,Because everyone knows Men's Health is a trusted source for College Football news. +Duterte: No more poverty by 2040,"No poverty by 2040 because the purge will be approved thanks to the President, APC, Manny Pacquiao, Tito Soto,...." +"Good timing, given elections in the coming year. Usually it helps populists to get a trial since it gives free air time. He can say they are prosecuting me for saying what my electorate wants me to say. I have no idea whether the charges will stick, but this could definitely prove useful while campaigning.",Well clearly anti-morrocan hate crimes have just exploded in the Netherlands +my closest neighbor kept a record (which i have a copy of ) of my every move throughout 2 years. This mean camera surveillance and constant handheld video cameras from five different locations. I am their hobby.,"I'm ignorant of the law in this area, but it bothers me that someone can video record you while you are on your own property, irregardless of where the camera is." +Jill Stein: HRC Syria No Fly Zone Policy may start nuclear war with russia,Trump grabbing pussies is more important that war +Fuck NYCPM,Bro just go podiatry feet are dope af +"Well to be fair, there's also not a tape out there where Obama brags about grabbing women by their pussies....",Only because the liberal media is keeping a lid on it. +...,Very helpful thank you. +No. For Butters . Stand with Butters don't be an Uncle Kyle.,#weinersout +I'm torn. 18 oz JB Sapphire Slub or 20 oz Oni Secret Denim?,"I would choose Sapphire Slub, it appears to be limited production while Secret Denim is one of Oni's regular offerings." +I Bought a 3D Printer and Started Making Gunpla!,"Yay, piracy!" +"When I get a straw and it bends in half, creating a small hole for air/liquid. Then you're already in deep, so you can't get another one, because you'll feel like you're wasting, then you just deal with the broken straw that has lessened suckage power.",That sucks +"Trump's assault defense focuses on accusers' motives, looks","Yes people are doing it for fame, because you know when you are a star, you can get away with anything." +The Rothschilds don't run all media. That's an outdated anti Semitic meme. Getting to the point where I'm gonna unsubscribe from this sub,Found the paid shill +Inflation is out of control,But you get free Paragon codes for that 8 mil. +Just noticed something new about this sub When you upvote someone's comment on a thread the coolest thing happens. I just upvoted a whole thread just to see the different sayings. So far my favorite is rinaldo for a 3rd,damn thats come cool stuff. +I dunno whats worse. This or being 8th in the ODI rankings,"Just below Bangladesh,so not that bad" +*Whoosh*,"uhh right, great joke" +"Honestly, idk how millenials even get laid anymore. When i was that age booze, drugs, and dumb girls was the golden ticket (joking...sorta). Now its your responsibility to make sure the woman isnt irresponsible.",Is that locker room talk you sexual abuser? +TIL before all of the racist cartoonish caricatures the Indians logo was actually pretty cool.,Anything picturing a native American is racist +"Yikes...$26 for the STLs. Out of genuine curiosity, what's the logic of charging for content licensed under Creative Commons? The first person to purchase it can simply reupload it for free.",You've got the idea of Napster - but for STLs +"EO NO. 4: Duterte creates task force on establishment, support for drug rehab centers",there are still users alive to go to rehab centers? +Chicago Police Union backs Trump for President,"Yes, support stop and frisk!" +Former Miss California Tami Farrell Details the Day She Claims Donald Trump Called Her 'Ugly' and 'Stupid',She's a disgusting human being +wtf are you saying noob calling card is amazingly awesome,Plz be +French maid wipes British athlete's booty,The world could always use more heroes +Newscorp readership is primarily younger people? Younger people are the 'main base of the LNP'? Tradies and young secretaries are the main base of the LNP? Uh... Think you've taken a wrong turn somewhere.,I think you just got trolled +Some solid muck removal,"Unph, take me now." +"You owe your old credit card 100 jelly beans. Since they want their jelly beans back, they ask you pay them 18 jelly beans a year. This is how they get more jelly beans to lend to other people who need jelly beans, and how they get jelly beans for themselves. Tangerine also likes to lend people jelly beans. They'll pay back your other jelly-bean lender all 100 jelly beans, and only ask that you pay them back 1.95 jelly beans, as long as you pay back all 100 jelly beans within 6 months. If you don't, then you'll have to pay back 20 jelly beans.","Almost perfect ELI5, only ruined by the use of decimal numbers :(" +"Trust me, they are.","Yeah, I'm sure r/android are the only enlightened ones." +Gropegate story shattered by surprise witness of unimpeachable credibility,"Wait, wasn't this same guy also in OJ's Bronco back in 1994?" +What is the craziest conspiracy you have heard?,"Come one CIA , this is Nth time you guys are posting this." +"My 3 rules to be a real alpha men Hello TRP community, I want to share with you the core values who rule my life and that made me a better men, I can say now that I am a real alpha man after this rules. These 3 rules I want to share should be the fundamental piece for any man who says himself an alpha because the value here is the freedom that these rules provide. **Financial freedom** money in the bank to maintain your lifestyle without relying on someone or something. **Emotional freedom** your happiness does not depend on any woman, there are no unicorns or onenitis in your life, if you have women in your life you are lucky if not that perfect and you can enjoy your friends and your loneliness. **Sexual Freedom** Your sexuality is beyond which you from your partner, girlfriend or wife, go and explore women or prostitutes, you are free and if cant you find any woman pornography is the solution.",Got a brand new EC in the making boys +mods approved gears giveaway... comment and I'll let my son pick a winner.,How do I phone +"Yeah, nobody in this sub ever really gave a shit about Mexico. It was just a nice diversion for a day or two.",I'm glad you decided to put it lightly. +"yeah, they have a chandelier.","chandelier = rich, amirite?" +"Same bro. Tried to deliver a pizza to a lady's house. Knocked, rang the bell, called her multiple times, nothing. I get back to the store, and 30 mins later she calls my phone, claiming that I never went to her house. Bullshit. She ended up getting a free pizza of course. I deal with that shit all the time man.","I know what you mean man, happens so often." +This is my first time here too.,It's a party in here! +Israel = Redneck Paradise. 1. Lots of Guns 2. State sactioned racism 3. Theocracy 4. Over the top militarism,"Nothing screams redneck like universal healthcare, 20% Muslim citizenry, free abortions, Judaism, and Arabic as an official national language." +I'm going to be giving these away on my YT channel soon! Thought ya'll might like to know!,Mastersaint +Yes she was a SJW who didn't just bleat on the internet,Proof that unionism is cancerous +those are..the greatest weapon names.,+50% vs robots shotgun I named Windows Install Disk. +ACT election: Antony Green predicts win for Labor,Good. +"Then bring her back, only to kill her off again. Except she wasn't and actually endured years of prison and interrogation, (presumable) rape, and betrayal by her own child which led to her death (again). She can't get a break, can she?",Suits her for leaving the franchise! +"It sounds to me like your husband's behaviour is nothing to do with sex. He feels a distance between you and probably felt a bit isolated and alone. His actions are inexcusable - he should have just had an honest conversation with you about it. Men often believe that sex is the way to get intimacy. So when they feel lonely they sometimes think they want sex - when what they really want is a close personal connection with someone. I think marriages should be kept together when possible, and it might be. You need, as a minimum from him: An apology, a full disclosure about everything, and a promise to never repeat this. You also need a much greater degree of honesty from him in general, because rebuilding trust takes time and doesn't happen overnight.",You're in relationship subs you're supposed to tell her to lawyer up and dump that motherfker ass +I think the recommendation here is don't only use Google as your search engine. This is thought police type stuff. WHO WATCHES THE WATCHMEN?!,our most trusted and well funded corporate leaders +It's funny that republicans are so not interested in environment given that T Rosie gave us so many national parks,Well it doesn't affect them so why would they? +Logo Octane,What is this post even for? +"Borderlands 2, Pre-Sequel, Civ 5/Beyond Earth, Saints Row, Dawn of War, Company of Heroes, Team Fortress 2, Dota 2, Mad Max (coming in a couple of days) etc etc etc.......",you forgot Tomb Raider :D +"Butcher shows you how to breakdown a whole loin section of a deer, although this would apply to almost anything on four legs.",I am kinda grossed out by the fact that he is preparing food with his watch and ring on. +Edy's Slow Churned Ice Cream,Wait... Is that Slow Churned Ice Cream or Slow Churned Frozen Dessert? +"I never used my New 3DS for browsing the internet. Why would I? There are so many other better options, including my laptop computer, and an iPad.",If I am playing Monster Hunter or Fantasy Life and need to see where I can find a particular item I'll look it up on my n3ds if my phone's not near by. +Could not have been more disappointed in the my first wild Model X sighting,"Politics, yay!" +thats one way to climb stairs,We all know there is a black guy that can do it in one jump. +"What do you mean she was passing on the left? As in, she pulled into the opposite land to pass you? So she was driving against the flow of traffic in that lane?",Yes she was behind me in a 2 lane neighborhood road and clipped the area over my left driver wheel at what has to be over 30mph which was the speed limit +"Sure, and ISIS are just poor farmers..",Forced into terrorism because of global warming caused by rich American businessmen! +Also the butthole comment sounds more like a funny comment to get up votes rather than actual fact. Also it's funny as fuck.,"Nope, clearly he's a deranged pervert" +"Think most of us did, unless you are still one of those hardcore deniers who thinks it's a great and very polished game.",THE GAME IS GREAT IDK WHY ALL YOU ASSHOLES HATE IT SEAN DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG +"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, and you've scientifically determined you can fool me.","Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, can't put the blame on you Fool me three times, fuck the peace sign, load the chopper let it rain on you ~ Jermaine Lamarr Cole" +Blood moon armageddon: Rare lunar sighting sparks fears Planet X coming TONIGHT,"I certainly believe and get all my news from dailystar, the end is neigh!" +"Is there anything I can actually do as a 5'4 manlet? I'm only 15 but genetics (5'4 dad, 4'11 mom) say I won't get much if anything more. Is there anything other than bro science to get taller?",just get as wide as possible it'll make you look taller +APPLE WATCH SERIES 3 LEAKED,This just in: Mac OS confirmed for the Apple Watch! +"With the Legendaries at Hand, the Awoken Dragon Grants A Wish","_reads comment section_ ~~(( o_o~~ I too, hail our new ball overlord as well :\^)" +Pence Vows to 'Reverse' President Obama's New Cuba Policies,I thought Republicans were pro free trade? +Who would have lost to duke without a roughing the kicker call.,Are you about to argue that Louisville isn't a good team? +I hate this strawman scenario. Let's be realistic. MOST of the time people say it's just quick play! is in response to someone LOSING THEIR SHIT about being on the losing team. Calm down. You're not gonna rank down if you lose. Stop raging like a wild gorilla and have fun. If you can't handle loss then find a different game to play because losing is 50% of a video game like this.,For some people the fun is actually trying to win games. +"Six-hundred episodes later, The Simpsons is still breaking ground",When was the last time this show was remotely relevant? +"If it is anything like the current 12 minute schedule, it won't matter. Half the time they're on a 30-minute interval for track maintenance.",LOL too true... +Have people over. Gifs won't be up till late,C'mon man you are not allowed to have a social life. +Everything.,Are you a penguin? +Basically,"I get it, they're confused because the text doesn't have a black outline." +Jason goes inside to complain that they have to wait another hour for the girls to go to bed and leave them alone. No socializing with them!!,"But, but Twitter says the BS crew need to socialize with Jason to be liked!" +"What are the staple brands (LL Bean, Lacoste, J Crew, Polo, Brooks Brothers, etc.) known for? (Polos, OCBDs, etc.)",Vineyard Vines for T-Shirts. +"Something funny happened... at Costco last night. At the book table, my wife had moved on ahead of me a little. My sister in-law and I were discussing a book when a familiar voice says, Scott? I turned and saw my (former) Stake President and his wife. I said, No, it's Bruce. Bruce Holt. I walked over and shook his hand. His wife looked kind of confused because he didn't clarify who he just now remembered (like he would have for any other worthy priesthood holder he knew in the Stake and who his wife wouldn't have known), didn't explain that this guy was the victim of spiritual assassination. He didn't explain that he was the assassin. They didn't follow us down our side of the book table, which was the direction they were actually headed. Rather, they turned and walked down the opposite aisle and disappeared. Didn't greet my wife. Just got the hell away. Interesting, eh?","Headed off to wash that hand, probably." +It's win based now i think.,Figured that for later but always thought they used some sort of skill basis for the early matches. +"Anyone know anything about the church that radicalized them? I hope they were turned in by their own people because white people....they know. Believe me, they know.","Hey, white people are the people of peace!" +"Completely silent, and they open a notepad to type a dialog",What is this 2010? +"I know, i'll force my kids to watch what was in and hip during my time and they'll know cool! Just let the winds of change flow. You can still enjoy it, but art is relative to the viewer not society as a whole.","Man, does anyone even watch movies from the 80s and 90s anymore?" +For the people who don't know... call a fax machine,What's a fax machine +A girl in my German was talking about how she's on a first name basis with everyone. So I said Would you just walk up to our president and say 'What's up Barack? She looks me dead in the eye and says No you idiot his first name is Obama! She our president's name was OBAMA FUCKING BARACK,Obama's middle name is fucking? +What type of beans do you eat the most? For me it's mung beans but apparently these aren't popular with most countries. Just interested what everyone else has the most?,Kidney beans as I'm a chilli fiend! +So you're admitting to be an unlikeable weirdo no one would choose to be around like a fictionalized Persian king? You said it not me.,Not to mention the poster used a movie made by racists who culturally misappropriated Persian culture +Fun and engaging gameplay,But the oneshooting AP gun is totaly fair and balanced right? +"Jurassic World 2 planned to be much darker like The Empire Strikes Back, according to director J.A Bayona.","Yeah, that's what was wrong with it, too much *whimsy*" +Whad about +2k$ VACbanned inventories?,I don't really mind the very small amount of these kind of cheaters. +Please explain to me what weaknesses the Shaman class is supposed to have. Or Warrior.,Overload +Absolutely disgusting,Why tarnish his name like that... +"good luck, usa",The Confederate Flag isn't a hate symbol! +"Lie detector tests are actually just tests of whether your heart and skin surface are in a physiological state that correlates modestly with lying. The fact that they are inadmissible in court isn't enough - they're still abused by police, civil attourneys, employers. Lie detector tests should be condemned as acts of bad faith that count against anyone who uses them in connection to any case in front of a court.",Sorry +The press is already moving on from Trump openly admitting to being a sex offender.,Yeah that was right out in the open +"Pavelski He hasn't scored in 2 games. Ever since the cup series, he hasn't played like the old pavelski. Thoughts??",He's obviously done. +Lol did you just blame a victim of domestic violence for being a victim?,"He's a man, he can't be a victim" +Marin woulda been better :<,"Yeah, since marin proved to be so good in teams with non-korean communication." +"Hilary campaign talking about manipulating reddit and discussing possible ways to exploit reddit for their benefit. Our other option is Reddit, which has an extremely vocal core of LGBT members, but I would prioritize this Facebook group... they are already carrying water for us.","This just in, both campaigns running TV ads in order to manipulate viewers, political strategy or sinister sub-plot?" +"Week 6 Game Thread: Baltimore Ravens (3-2) @ New York Giants (2-3) Game Time: 1 PM EST Location: Metlife Stadium Network: CBS Inactives: * CB Eli Apple * QB Josh Johnson * WR Tavarres King * S Darian Thompson * S Nat Berhe * LB Deontae Skinner * OT Marshall Newhouse Discuss whatever you wish. You can trash talk, but keep it civil. Turning comment sort to 'new' will help you see the newest posts. Try Chrome Refresh or Firefox's ReloadEvery to auto-refresh this tab. Show your team affiliation - go here to see how you get a logo next to your name",Great safety help +Luckily they or their illegal alien parents can't vote.,Fucking Hawaiians. +"No, I won't bail on Trump after the next firestorm either",Ohh there's my African American +Woah coffee is a plant? I always thought it was mined..,I hate it when im mining for coffee and get salt in my ore. +and wtf is with FIFA 16/17 that pressing L1 to do skills make the player basically just stop moving and dancing around the ball? FIFA 15 was perfect for the players who know how to do skills and they nerfed it all. horrible decision.,"I skipped through fifa 16 so I didn't know they implemented this :/ When I double tap L1 to send players running, the player I'm in control of stops running and leaves the ball to move away for a short period of time allowing any player nearby to take it with ease which is VERY annoying." +"Indian wives ranked third in beating husbands, Egyptian tops",So empowered. +Reddit was founded 11 years ago today. Happy Birthday Reddit!,"But...I thought Reddit was dead and no one came here anymore, and that everyone..._everyone_ left to go to voat and now that's the biggest website in the world!" +"Yes, then tell them why you're a good fit for the position.","So say yes and then follow up with how they clearly value your opinion on who to hire before you even work there, therefore they vl army need your expertise." +I know that feeling. Sometimes the ball just curves perfectly for a sick aerial and you just have to hit it. I hope this was not ranked though.,"I call this a dude, fuck it moment." +"My go to answer is say I have poor short term memory, especially if I get engrossed in a task. That usually gets a laugh and a 'ha, me too' Then I tap the moleskin notebook I brought into the interview and say something to the effect of 'thats why I have this, I keep a log of what I'm working on' Its true, my short term memory is shit, and I do keep a log of what I'm working on. But the moleskin book has cool pictures of aeroplanes and tanks and stuff in it.",Could you show me an example page of your notes? +"Prayer for Jayalalithaa: Man sleeps on thorns for 24 hours, offering himself to goddess Pechiyamman",His prayers got no answer because he should have offered himself to goddess Amma +Last year against the Broncos,I hardly think a second half shutout and 28 pt comeback counts.... +The perpetuators are themselves to blame.,Ah yes not THE ACTUAL PEOPLE WHO MURDERED THEM they had nothing to do with it! +Pok3r with granites by a Welsh castle,"Pok3rs and castles might be the new thing, come tomorrow." +Second Half Thread vs the Bears Not even calling the Jags in the thread. We dont deserve to call us a real NFL team.,So glad I don't have a heart condition from watching this team +"I were Judge, I'd put them in an Iso-Cube for life",But... But they're women... They're supposed to be given lighter sentences because vaginas +Big brother never shows interest but teaches me lessons of the few things I know better. Last speech: I'm gonna explain you how specialized education is. Me: have a degree and 2 masters in specialized education and have been working +10 years on the field.,"I love it when men in the family who don't have any degree try to 'mansplain' politics to me, when I have an MA on the subject and write policy papers for a living." +First build and so far no major problems.,But that (*spooky music*) STOCK COOLER. +He then played The Purifier for the win.,And what does the Purifier do? +Lol trolling doesn't become you,Yeah I forgot the +Hooked up amp now truck won't start I need help anyone,Was it a Kicker Warhorse WX 10000.1 ? +This pedestrian traffic light has a female symbol,Did you just assume thus traffic light's gender? +Lottery tickets - the chances of winning are slim to none but people waste 5 bucks a week on the hope of winning.,But you have to be in it to win it +I actually miss delly so much hoping that felder fills the hole in my heart,boo fucking hoo poor cavs fan +"At times, life can feel like a poison with no antidote, with death being the only cure.",Deep +You Can Buy and Sell Dogs on TaoBao...,someone guinea pig this +I was devastated when they announced to day at my new church that the church was going to sponsor a 'Trunk or Treat.',Just proves that all churches have a portion of the truth in them. +What is your go-to for dirty talk?,"You like that don't you, you fucking retard." +What's stopping the NBA from just saying that an athlete passed his drug test when he didn't? Why couldn't the NBA just throw a failed drug test by LeBron in the trash and just say that he passed? It would be in their own self interest to ignore it,Looking at you LeBron +Arnab Goswami to get security cover over threat from Pak-based terror groups,"They should give security to rajdeep sardesai too, against terror, from a different group." +Thank youu! You too :),evolve to sceptile and use leaf blade +"If only billionaires could be elected President, who would be your pick?",Gates/Cuban 2020 +we have the wrong 2 shore brothers...,Aint that the truth +What time does the 3rd episode air tonight?,"6pm PST, 9pm EST" +"Pros: Frank got 100 Cons: we lost to Houston. We blew a 23-9 lead. We are last in the division. So Jim, about your decision to keep Pagano and Grigson...",Thank god we have continuity +He'll be in a sabres jersey frotting with bogo by the new year,Maybe the Sabres will trade Kane back to us +"My priority when I reddit is to get as much karma as possible. I decided long ago it's not my job to educate redditors, it's my job to get karma. Mind you, I'm not saying I'm rude to redditors, I'm fine striking up a friendly conversation, but in matters regarding unsolicited advice I recommend keeping your mouth shut unless it's a bridge you're forced to cross, redditors aren't going to be inclined to believe some random redditor on facts over their own understanding so don't waste your time arguing out of principal and risk getting downvoted. You got lucky they upvoted, but I've seen a lot of times a stubborn redditor make a person lose karma because the redditor wanted to argue",Here let me help you with that... +"Takk, Erna!",Men skatte kutt te dei rikaste skape jo fleire arbeidsplassar! +Reasons this NA crowd in this Worlds is probably the worst crowd in entire Worlds history,Germany must hate Jews based on what Hitler did. +These 4 teams proved they deserve top 4 by winning their groups. H2K defeated the #1 Chinese team twice to earn their place among the 3 Korean teams. Can't think of any team that proved they should be there instead.,TSM obviously the best western team ever +"Riot is an NA company. I hate to say it, but it was made in America so do you really have to ask why NA gets preferential treatment? If you don't like it, make a new game and make NA hate it by being the redheaded stepchild, and getting the sloppy seconds.",MURICA PRIDE +Hen1 jumping noscope!,"He wasn't wearing any headphones, that's why." +BREAKING: @SerenaWilliams has withdrawn from #WTAFinals.,I'm shocked. +"I wonder, if we all stop paying attention to Assange, does he stop existing?","I suspect he may stop existing soon.....he has pissed off the Clinton's and others so he may be on the growing list of people who no longer exist, ya follow?" +"If humans didn't evolve, there wouldn't be different races of human... Also, what the hell do you mean in saying that no mutation is beneficial? Influenza benefits greatly from mutation, and personally I like having opposable thumbs. Goodness gracious.","Thems races bein corsed by gawd making tha blek peepel eezee tah seah, soz we kin kills em!" +Is this good for realm? I have i7 intel core and 940m nvidia geforce graphics card is this any good with realm?,"Clearly not enough, need 32 gb of ram, 2 gtx Titans and an Intel I7 6700K overclocked with water cooling" +"Paper Towels Or Toilet Paper? As a cashier once as the title may have you guess, a customer had to decide between Paper Towels and Toilet Paper. He took maybe Two minutes to Decide, it came down to him taking the Paper Towels and leaving the Toilet Paper. This makes me laugh because Toilet paper is a basic 1st world necessity and this man chooses paper towels over them.",Poor people are so stupid! +"You know, I've always wondered why the ACT is so no data. I'm glad other people are thinking the same thing.","OP made a typo, no data is meant to say fucking boring" +hey ctr defend this HAHAHAHAHAHA. its the fucking fbi,Clearly they're sexist. +ToTH t-shirt arrived!,"Ah, fopitsstaheht, my favorite charity event" +Whats the point of collecting snakes if you're just going to put them in a 6x12 bin?,I collect snakes and let them roam around my apt. +How come full Asian guys don't do shit with their women dating out?,Clearly we do way too much shit because Asian women are constantly bashing us about #toxicasianmasculinity #asianpatriarchy +"It's still going to be a brawl though, right? Doesn't that mean there's still going to be some weird deck building rule.",From reading the post it sounds like that it'll take on the attributes of whatever brawl is free that week. +1 mana and 2 mana legendary will be so OP. Except Millhouse.,Thalnos finally playable. +Because it's doing something different? Or what?,Because it's not gen 1 and if it's not gen 1 it's not good. +nope. not here. just fans of 311.,"Duuuude, Amber is the Color of your Energy just *speaks* to me, y'know?" +de la Rosa made his debut at 29 debut in 1999. Andre Lotterer (special case) was 33 when he got his chance.,"And all of them oldies (I don't think they're old, but the race industry does) who started in the 2000s are/were exceptional pilots who won lots of championships." +"It's not just NFL ratings that are down, Premier League ratings are down as well",It's all those commercials they play during the matches +My ex everybody,I wonder why it didn't work out... +Why do you have a star in front of your username ?,The mods are nazis and he's a jew so he has to wear a badge to show it +What to do if there won't be anything worth at Blizzcon about Diablo: Do not buy or support any Blizzard game until they will announce some big title for the franchise.,They sure will! +"not to be lame but, netlfix and chill? This guy texted my friend this morning.",Heaven forbid you talk to anyone without the express desire to copulate with them! +Do you think most North Koreans also feel bad for South Koreans?,Are north koreans aware of the existence of other countries? +this is not a glitch. this is a bug.,glad we cleared that up. +"yeah hell difficulty was a kick in the teeth. I forget what rune-word we'd throw on a Merc to get around that, cast some aura that could break immunities.",Maybe they should add the Infinity runeword into poe now +"The source of this is the bloody FBI. I don't know what happened to this sub, but a few months ago people would tear into Hillary for a blatant display of corruption like this.",The FBI was clearly taken out of context here. +"lol every assange thread on r/all is downvoted to 70-80%, haha fucking ctr are so sad what a bunch of cucks",Literally his leaks show nothing +"Harden's too good lol, you can basically run a team of all NBA guys and he can still be the best guy. Like you could make it Kyrie, Harden, PG13, Draymond + Drummond and Harden's the best player there (arguable)",Nah harden wasn't even all NBA last year +FULL SPEECH: Gary Johnson speaking at Liberty University Convocation | FOX News Today,Looks like only a few hundred decided to show up. +Jew love me Convert to Christianity I've never prayed to anyone before Orange-faced dinosaur,Are those Red Hot Chilli Pepper lyrics? +"Yes, it technically means Damage Per Second, but it's also parlance for damage in general. In this context, it means the phase of the boss fight where you try and do as much damage per second as possible: the DPS phase. This is pretty common terminology.","i get it, just being a dick i guess" +"I've filtered out that subreddit (among a few others), but just thought I'd peek over there with your link. There's so many capital letters! It hurts my eyes.","Typing in all caps always lets me know that the person typing is a sane, intelligent individual." +Obama has run out of fucks to give,Yeah he listens to CNN or MSNBC where they are 100% neutral and always tell the truth +Harry Potterer,Only person I've seen look anymore like him is mlxg. +Need recommendation on the next god to buy. I use Ra primarily,Loki +Its your fault for spending money on global,Yeah because that +1% rate matters +"Jesus Christ, the Republicans are vowing to never allow a Democrat to make another Supreme Court selection? That's horrific.",I'm sure if dems were majority they would be completely open to a conservative president assigning conservative judges. +"When playing Meepo, is there anything you can do against an Axe? Had a rough game against one and it appears you can't kill him until the very end because of how many spins he gets off. I never expected axe to be some sort of counter but now that I noticed it he's pretty strong, espeically with Axe's ult.","blade mail, it is good vs Sven and Timber too." +\^The closest this guy's been to Europe is reading about it on Breitbart,"Hey man, the ottomans WERE JUST AT THE GATES OF VIENNA" +"lol m8, disagreeing with racists isn't fascism",But... but if you say someone's a racist cunt then you're automatically as bad as the people who get shows shut down! +"Marshall Mathers on Twitter, Thanks to all for the birthday wishes...",I don't know guys sounds like an album announcement to me ^ +"Are there actual democratic voters in Trump's mind? Or is it just dead people, illegal immigrants, and Hillary with 5,000 mustache disguises?",Why not? +I mean Tyron has what .. 1 play off win?? Smh I feel like like most of the people on here are more Tyron Smoth fans than Cowboy fans,"Tyron such a scrub, missed games this year and clearly just looks out of sync." +"To put it simply, JSON have simpler synthax, wich means the data is more compact. XML is a more verbose format, and therefore will require a bigger file size and more time is required to parse the same amount of data.","And by encoding your metadata in json, you can easily shave 1 or 2 ms out of your starting time at only the price of losing validation and tooling..." +"I work at a restaurant that plays music over speakers all over the whole place, at the bar there's a TV playing sports but it's on mute because of the music. Customer called me worthless and useless cus I wouldn't turn off the music and change the channel to the Muppets movie, he was a middle age man with kids in their 20s who were visibly embarrassed. Scene ended when the man said they were leaving and were NOT paying for their food which was half eaten at that point so I told him it would be theft and I'd have to call the cops. He paid and left.",How dare you deprive a man of the Muppets! +"Wow, those are sooo similar.",Username checks out +"Less goofy then Seth, if they ever make him.",I always felt like the only reason they're not making set is because how do you even model that. +You don't sound like you play KSP.,Going to guess +Donald Trump's Tax Plan Could Cost the U.S. 11 Million Jobs,"Don't worry, it will all even out after he deports those 11 million job stealing immigrants!" +"Do you have any source that he's talking about a plot of a film? The part of the video you linked about a script is that he's talking about how he coaches provocateurs to ask questions at the front of the line in the rallies. It's definitely not for any film, he goes into details about how it's about coaching provocateurs.",I think they forgot they +would only reflect a fraction of redditors who are a fraction of the community in the first place,"This is not true, according to my strawpoll the entire population responds" +Stephen Harper says we have a culture of defeat doesn't that count?,It counts if you consider his opinion on anything culture to be relevant ... maybe bacterial cultures? +But if he believe that his team can win... that's different story,Nah there's no difference in between being confident that your team can perform and saying your team is flat out top 4 in the world eventhough the west never beat koreans in BO5. +"Bill Maher on Twitter: CBS News leads with yet another email story, not Trump's subverting democracy itself. Like my dog, media has no clue about the size of things.",But the media is in the tank for Hillary and are rigging the election for her.... +"Howard Stern on Donald Trump, Locker Room Talk: I've Never Heard a Guy Say 'Grab Them by the P--sy'",Howard stern... now theres somebody we can trust and look up to +How did the poll to remove this fail?,cuz le low level players get atackd xdd +So the NAACP speaks for all black people now? Got it!,"They are clearly part of the establishment, like planned parenthood!" +What should they be called?,Earlobe widening devices.... duh.... +"Remember the Freedom Kids? Those young girls dancing and singing Over There are Trump rallies? Yeah. Trump ripped them off, broke their contract and NEVER PAID THEM. And now they are suing him!",But it's just smart business! +Just google propane sales in your area and there should be a list to choose from. Most U-Haul rental places have propane refills and many truck stops.,"U-Haul and its competitors, truck stops, RV sales and repair, heavy equipment rental, some gas stations, agricultural supply stores, etc." +Any Idea what this is? My neighbor keeps finding them in her daughters room.,Part of a clothes hanger clip? +Trump's views on _________ are shockingly ignorant. Daily puzzle: name a noun that makes that statement false.,This is rather brilliant. +"If you've ever been to America, you know human decency is the lowest it's been in years.","Thankfully human decency in the other 200 countries on Earth is alive and well, it's just America that has a problem" +Right? Fuck poor people.,They are the ones using it anyways. +"I did some other testing to find out more about this. My conclusion was that Mephyt's clones are summoned as copies of the action bar card. Here's what I tried: BBS Mephyt = 3 3/4 Flash Mephyt = first spawn 2/1, other spawns 2/3 Mirkblood Mephyt = adjacent spawns 3/4, other spawns 2/3 Clearly the first Mephyt's stats don't directly affect the next ones, otherwise these results would be different.","There was precedent for the original's stats being copied because with the old Kara bbs, all 3 would get the buff." +"The absolute most insane concoction that was presented by KK and the prosecution which does not get emphasized enough. In his planned press conference, KK stated that TH's throat was slit, but she did not die (in the bedroom). If somebody's throat is slit, that individual has three minutes to live at most. Has anybody on the prosecution side explained this to any degree?",Couldn't you at least have warned parents to turn their children's computers off before posting that? +I also vacation like it's 1995.,"it was a no tech vacation bro come on, not like they make their living with the computer" +Not true. America had no criminals until we let in the brown people.,And after we worked so hard to exterminate all the brown people who were here when we found the place +"I have a new 13 XPS. I think it's one of the best windows laptops available, but it's still not even close to my 13 MBP. As others have said, the window scaling is *abysmal*. This is such a fundamental and important aspect of an OS, and microsoft gets a solid D- in my grade book. Battery life is decent (but not as good), trackpad is decent (but not as good). It cost the exact same as my MBP. All in all it's not a bad computer, but you will still probably be disappointed coming from even a 2011 rMBP.","Visual Studio is one of the worst offenders, but it's not like anyone uses that" +"Riot should donate all the money Little Devil Teemo generates to cancer research After all, I only think it is fair that they donate all the money to cancer research. Teemo's pickrates will rise, we will die walking into shrooms, he will laugh at us after we die. I only think it is fair that we can get treatment for all our suffering.",Not sure how I feel about this being #1 thread... +Hit me up if you want to sell anything!,black blade hoodie navy arc logo color blocked hoodie both large and DS +"How do you guys end a good session on 3DS for glory? So for the past hour, you've played a fun, challenging session of 3ds for glory with someone who is around your skill level. You want to keep playing but the obligations of life are calling you away. Whats your preferred method of ending the session while also showing the person that the mathces were fun and you respect their skill? On the last game i always pick captain falcon, do his down taunt twice, throw in a few crouches and suicide twice.",Switch to Wii U. +bourgeois-feminism.jpg,I hope they remember to paint the bombs they're using pink aswell +"Sounds likea drunk Yoda with dyslexia and a speech impediment telling you what the voices in his head are saying interspersed with semi -coherent words. Or English isn't his first language and he has a very bad teacher. I agree with Noobpin on the Yeah, nope.","yeah, cause its just absolutely hilarious to make fun of someone that isnt fluent in english, and is trying his best." +You were google earth for a few minutes,You were google earth for a few minutes +Stephen A. Smith has never been quite this obnoxious. Just watch.,Well with a title like that why wouldn't I click this link? +Big if true,Rather small in nature if false. +The world is rigged! Duhhh,I blame the liberal media! +"You're literally proposing to murder people for trying to flee your domestic policies. That doesn't strike you as familiar, historically?",Yeah but this time I'm right +quite obviously tongue in cheek relaaaax,For real tho we comin 4 dat Herman Booty. +"Thank you r/hillaryclinton for being a readable subreddit. I'm not from the USA but still enjoy looking at the coverage and information about the upcoming election. I subscribed to the Trump and Clinton subreddit as part of this, but ended up unsubscribing from Trump within hours as its just too annoying. Forgetting how anyone feels about Trump (I'm not a fan,) the posts are a mess! Hashtags for no reason, all caps on half the posts, shitty pepes for no reason, random phrases like RED ALERT thrown into titles and much more. It gives me a headache just looking at it. So thanks for having a good readable page and decent Reddit community.",Fucking cuck +Upgraded my mouse game,"Can confirm, HP mouse is a nice upgrade compared to my old, crappy G502." +Our mate got told 360 or kick... *Sound warning*,"German, Wallbang and 360, for sure cheats..." +"Where has the National Guard been deployed internationally? And why were they deployed in Saudi Arabia? So, I'm working on an article about this and just wanted to confirm I have all the proper information. National Guard units have fought in every major war since World War I. They've been deployed to Germany, Macedonia, Somalia, Haiti, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Bosnia, and Kosovo. Any other places I'm missing? (Preferably with a link) I know this is not an exhaustive list. Just wanted to get a good listing ready. Also, why was the National Guard deployed to Saudi Arabia? Thanks for any information you can give me.",Natty guards been everywhere active has +"I'm blind and I want a 3DS. What are my options? Title says it all. Is there a way to hook the console up to a TV or monitor, and then just use the console itself as a controller? I have tried the XL version and it was still too small. I just really want to play Pokemon. Thanks.",If youre blind how are you reading amd typing this +Multiple entry fees with different rewards is actually an amazing solution that would make everyone happy,"can't have just 1 difficulty raid, we need LFR and Normal and Heroic and Mythic" +Doubleteaming is all fun and games until your balls touch and you spend the next week trying to figure out if you liked it or not.,Once the balls have touched each other you are clearly a homo. +"No, don't say that. Every time I play Russians, I choose my T-34 1940 first. Why? Because I know I'm gonna be OHK'd at least once, and I don't wanna lose my T-34 1941. Although 1/10 times I roll 30 feet from spawn and get sniped. It's enraging watching that APHE shell rocket across the entire damn map, go through that tiny 100mm strip and look like fireworks in my fucking crew compartment. I can't even shoot the thing reliably, either over pen with the 76, or bounce with the 7.6(2). Also, the vulnerable ammo box is pure BS",balanced)))))))))) payback for op t-34s)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) +For a second I thought everyone was talking about RL being real life lol. Cause I want a real life fps counter :p,probably gonna display 24 fps all the time +"Jesus, we had paul krueger too messing them up on the line with a healthy suggs and haloti being big and scary. And reed, always there was reed.","I feel like this teams just lost a ton of talent from 2012 till now, but we keep trying to compare the teams... those teams were just stacked and Deep." +because they probably wanted to release her at blizzcon from the very beginning. they just timed all this poorly.,"yes, I'm sure they could not have modified the amomentincrime site to make it so the date and time it completed at was on blizzcon" +Class consciousness in WoW,What is this revisionist history? +"When I comes to the Hillary campaign, you are either on the bus or you are the pavement beneath the campaign's copious the sewer dump being constantly showered with sticky brown toxic waste. No president in history has squirted more stinky fluid on more people than hoary Hillary. Clinton's willingness to get nasty as necessary is going to win her the White House while turning all America into a bubbling cesspit of corruption.",Yes... Clinton is the one who has damaged the democratic process and it's once respectable sheen.... +Aldridge and Simmons not at the scrimmage though.,Simmons to GSW confirmed. +"No, it doesn't. While it's true that most businesses aim to increase shareholder wealth they often also have other objectives, that the CEO may consider equally important. The mantra that business = greed is repeated too often, ignores so many things, and is quite frankly childish and ignorant.",They're profit maximising +Poll: Hillary Clinton Winning Majority Of Men; Leading Donald Trump by Nine Points - Breitbart,Men are rigging this election. +"I would've definitely avoided using it. Funny enough, it immediately is contradicted by Harley when she freaks out when Joker is about to run the car off the bridge.",She couldn't swim. +11 Amazing Atlanta Pizzas to Try Right Now,O4W...sad face +"Ah yes, my favourite actor, Gary Gustin.",That's so british of you +"Fellow Korean. Can confirm. Stopped at a restaurant in the rural south on a road trip. Someone, bless his heart, asked with genuine concern if we had forks in Korea and knew how to use them. No, man, chopsticks for everything.","LOL It's so sad, relief organizations have sent cases of the things and no one knows what to do with them!" +"Minecraft and NMS aren't heightmaps though, they are voxel based generation, which is quite a bit harder. You can't dig tunnels at an angle or really have overhangs with heightmaps. In fact, I think there are several threads on this subreddit discussing this topic.","The voxels are still generated from an initial height map, after which a pass is done to generate underground structures." +Do you Ags think the amount of points scored directly correlates to the amount of times this is posted before the game? Looks like you can strike it up as a W,over-posting tends to happen when your team gets College Gameday- so totally understandable that you aren't use to it +"It still angers me that the nipple thing basically ended her career, but made Justin Timberlake even more famous than he already was.",well yeah cuz it was clearly her fault +"Good suggestions but there are a lot of other really annoying ones, too. I can't fucking stand Gorgo's. Literally 20 turns into the game she'll denounce you for not going to war when you've had just about enough time to build one scout and one slinger. Cleo, too. The idea is fine but the way she calculates it needs some major work. Oh my well balanced military of 20-30 horses, crossbowmen, pikemen, and catapults is too weak? Tell ya what, go ahead and declare war with your 300 warriors and slingers and let's see how that goes.",Cleo kept saying that to me when I had an army of infantry and she had two small cities with a few medieval units. +Sombra morse code beeping clue in the new build on Dorado.,"it stands for 'Nice translator, you just wasted your time." +"Trump's campaign manager: 'No, I do not believe' there will be widespread voter fraud",Now even his campaign staff is rigging the election against him. +America_irl,It's best if you have a little of both! +"1. I'm female 2. Today is 19.10.2016 3. He saved them in the 1940s, not in 1988 because I'm pretty sure Hitler was dead and the war over by then",Sorry let me add +Apparently not much?,Obviously not +"Bill O'Reilly did his own poll of 25,000 people. He had University graduate students call 250 people from each party's voter rolls in all 50 states. The results were 86% for Trump, 14% Clinton. And this was done by party neutral calls to all 50 states.",But Nate Plastic says she's gonna win 80%! +Police vehicle rams protesters at anti-U.S. rally in the Philippines,Those protesters sound like drug users to me. +How to accidentally get banned,Blame it on old inferno! +you really believe this?,"Well the MSM said so, so it must be true." +*should have,Name checks out. +That's all part of their plan! They get the money for selling more parking passes than spots and then they get money from all of the parking tickets. It's like they intentionally designed a system to squeeze the most money out of you...,"At least the tuition costs are reasonable, I couldn't imagine paying 20,000 a year for tuition on top of something like this..." +Why is veganism such a divisive topic?,"Also, they eat all the avocados, thereby depriving us all of reasons not to buy a house" +Lionel Messi is now the top scorer in home games in Champions League history with 50 goals.,lol how can you be so shit away from home +"Leave one alive, so he may tell their tale..",Too bad it dosent matter since 3 ultras were about to pop :D +"Ordered during keynote, 128gb black Pixel, Expedited Shipping, US Google Store. STILL PROCESSING. Betting its because I'm in a red state.",Crooked Hillary is ruthless Obligatory +Sombra will be released November 1st,bold. +I think this might belong here,Good to know he met a guy hailing from the great country of Africa +"No. I don't want to. I enjoy food. And I take whey supplements, for that matter. Skin's never been better. But, again, Accutane works miracles (for some people).","also, cut out gluten GMOs, I hear that stuff is really bad 4 u" +The level of play on this semis is amazing Been missing that in this worlds,"Even the little things such as dodging skillshots seem so much smoother, Kr still #1 by far" +So a severe demand and supply problem? Then WHY IS THE RENT SO CHEAP if the apartment is so expensive to actually buy? Idiot.,Yup and all those properties purchased by the people were funded by savings not loans. +"Ugh it's so sad there's people out there who actually believe this, all jokes aside. My solution is castration for the men who can't keep to control their penis but it seems to float like a lead balloon.","I mean, Jesus DID say that if your eye causes you to sin, pluck it out, did he not?....lmao" +It's called a Beholder as an fyi. I like eyeball monster a bit more though.,Wizards of the Coast copyright crew inc +"Luckily Riot's gotten a bit better on delivering promises over time, barring the whole solo q will probably come back thing. They know that if they don't deliver again on something they promised, that they will get way too much hate and cause a lot of problems. Plus, the main reasoning before for cancelling replays was that they would cause too much problems with the server capacity, but Riot did address that in their blog that they were confident the servers could manage replays.","Solo queue is coming back, they totally delivered!" +"Is this not happening, or? I mean, solar eclipses in a very specific part of the world are not rare.",We're getting one all to ourselves +Just over three and a half hours to go guys!,00:00:00 now Central Time. +Found the shifting problem...,"I see it too, it's that little five-sided symbol center-right of the picture" +Burns and Thornton sightseeing Pittsburgh,Are you sure that's them? +yea it blows my mind that someone can be that good. 70% win rate solo q vs challengers,"But remember, I'm stuck in Gold because my teammates are bad" +Neith ADC is BAE (3.19),"meh, i get that score 24/7" +Watch the final presidential debate tonight in VR through AltspaceVR,I can't think of any two people I'd rather get up close and personal with. +Final Debate Live Thread!!!! ...aaaaaaand GO!,"I'm so believing that Hillary's heart is breaking for Khan's son, a disabled reporter, and everyone else that Trump has barfed on..." +"One senator can change any laws they don't like, right?",Exactly right! +TERRY LABONTE TO THE #5! Did I do it right?,BULL SHIT THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN EVER! +"EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE OF REVOLUTION ATTEMPT AT LATEST TRUMP RALLY. 100% NOT FABRICATED AT ALL, CLEAR PROOF. TO THE FUCKING TOP!!!!!!!1111!!!111",This is going to end Hillary's campaign somehow. +Implying everyone still reads newspapers,"Yeah, everyone knows only Trots care about those!" +I like Doc though.,"Here, you forgot your" +Thought we were calling them Matttricks now.,Haven't seen one of those in *so long* though. +FSU display: Harambe costumes are cultural appropriation,"Honestly, if you're going as Steve Jobs, don't even bother." +This season is getting really deep,"Just like last season, maybe another store will just randomly fly away and it will just sorta, end... such an amazing ending..." +"Yeah. I know how it is. I've played both sides and honestly this idiot opinion circulating around that tanks are ruining the game for infantry is just...well...an idiot opinion. It's just....ugh. I can crawl up in front of a tank while he's shelling a point, plant a mine in front of him, go behind him and whistle and he'll instinctively start driving forwards. *Tankers are so whipped by infantry you can spook them like fucking deer* Infantry mains need to get their heads out of their asses. Assholes here talking about tankers ruining their matches when the real problem is every motherfucker running around with a OHK BA, hiding in bushes and shutting down advances almost single-handedly. Because not everyone has Heavyset Silver unlocked or learned that you *have* to have it to not feed kills. Like I said. I don't know what version of Heroes and Generals the reddit community is playing but it sure as heck isn't the same as mine. I feel so bad for how horrible tank-crew has it.",But getting kills is so much more important than capturing objectives. +Unfortunately I can't help. We have a spare room but my roommates aren't comfortable with a transgender person living with us.,"Phew, that was helpful." +"Damn, rough year for samsung",Pretty sure some folks from the weapons and military division got transfered to mobile and home appliances for watching porn at work +"For Trumpets, that's actually a good thing. They celebrate Qaddafi over there because he was keeping the refugees in line. I once saw a comment listing the evil things Hillary did including letting the poor, poor man Qaddafi who only wanted the best for his people to be murdered oh so heinously. Seriously.","Yeah, fuck all those people on Pan Am 103." +Trump: Clinton Should Return Money From Countries That Abuse Women,She can just sell the painting of herself she bought with that cash. +Trump: Iraq launched Mosul campaign to help Clinton,Is this part of the 'rigging' he's been going on about? +"Masturbation makes me depressed for some reason, turns my life into shit. After 3-4 days im human again and life gets better... Until the uncontrollable desire comes back.",Instincts are such a wonderful thing! +Dude is trying to get downvotes.,Nooooo +TIL The First Self-Made Female Millionaire in the U.S. Was a Black Woman,B-but black people are opressed! +Hahaha this is funny because its not true at all.,"But it's totally true, my USB ports work every time I use my computer" +"When asking for hand history help, you gotta post general reads, country, time tells, gen pop frq etc...otherwise its just debate on variables that havent been established and therefore useless",Yeah because there's nothing valuable about discussing a hand from a theoretical standpoint vs a complete unknown player. +"Before this meme dies, here is the original OwO What's this~",i didn't see that little guy anywhere in the warcraft movie +"Just off the top of my head, one of those is, usually, a controllable factor, and the other is genetics.",because obesity has no genetic factors +"I had to argue against someone who claimed to have copyright law on their side for the opening of Bach's Cantata #140 (*Wachet Auf*). A pop instrumentalist arranged Bach's masterpiece then claimed it as his own. After I played the original, there was zero doubt in the courtroom regarding who was the master and who was the imposter.","You never know, he could have come up with independently, right?" +"Why did everyone just spontaneously disconnect? The servers seem to be very unstable right now for some reason, just entered a quickplay game and everyone disconnected simultaneously. In general chat there were also some people saying that it happened in comp too. Does anyone know what this is?",It's obviously sombra hacking the servers +Think stereotypical frat boy who became famous (I like 3LAU).,"So, he's a DJ?" +Pasha and snax also had their phones during a match,Clearly cheating +"Coworker is a Slipknot fan, mallcore isn't metal",Nobody rocks harder then Disturbed! +Don't count the Yankees out just yet,"If the 2 teams in the WS suddenly disintegrate, the Yankees automatically get it by rule." +You're missing out,...on death +How is Skyrim running on that...Have nintendo got a timemachine?!,Skyrim Remaster +"Wait, what? Grimnir had two axes, one of which Thorgrim has, the other Grimnir is using using to fight Daemons right now.","Just pop Grimnir in the face and take it, surely there would be no repercussions to this" +How I felt when playing the Sun/Moon demo.,LITERALLY unplayable! +Yea I know it's wrong. My point is I say z as in xenophobia to mock the cluelessness of the general public.,take that sheeple! +In fairness this is to protect the kid. Better to have it left somewhere safe than abused at home.,Not if it's a black baby cuz police are racist muderers amirite? +photo of Spigen Armor and Spigen glass screen protector,Ah the joys of 2.5D glass and screen protectors +So Patrick Clark stole Brian Cage's gimmick now he's stealing Dalton Castle's gimmick.......,"But they are just the indies, no one cares about them" +The mods are distracted. Post other Firaxis games.,Something Something Bad graphics Something Cartoonish +"Thoughts on the name Switch? Frankly, I think Nintendo dropped the ball on the naming convention. Switch just doesn't do it for me. Thoughts?",Should have been Swiitch +No puppet. You're the puppet.,WRONG *sniff* +"Besides using your fucking blinker, what habit of yours did you think was common but is actually unique?",Turning the doorknob when shutting a door. +"If This Is A Rigged Election, Why Is Trump Losing In Conservative States?","Because Hillary is frail, weak, incompetent, and all-powerful-- all at the same time." +There are no degrees in rape. You either raped or you didn't. End of discussion.,"That's why all rapists get the exactly the same sentence because there are never, ever any aggravating circumstances" +"He was 59 in that conversation with Billy Bush. But let's be real, that's probably not the only time he's bragged about sexually assaulting women, just the only time it was recorded.","Yeah....darn his luck... That ONE time you decide to brag with the boys, it's recorded...." +"Trying to create a live case when suddenly... Ok, Google.",So Apple successfully patented stripes I see. +3DSWiitchcube64,cUbe* +Leclerc and Fuoco set for Prema GP2 step in 2017,Possible name change to Scuderia Ferraro Rosso? +How is everyone overlooking that revolutionary headphone jack?!?,Nintendo isn't as courageous as Apple +Maybe if he were a swimmer and raped 60 people.,Rape is MUCH more worse than death. +Many fans hate him because he is black. Sorry its the truth!,Yeah because Calvin Johnson is so hated around these parts too +And yet you got horribly offended that I said our modern spectrum of sexuality is irrelevant in terms of the past/fantasy based on the past and continue to lecture me on it. Guess what? *I know*. I know everything you're saying. Why the hell do you think I even mentioned pre-modern sexuality not matching modern categories?,"I'm really not horribly offended at all - I enjoy discussing it (trying to, not lecture) but I'm sorry it's so distressing to you." +That is on hell of a balanced melee weapon.,I don't think I've ever laughed this hard from a comment in r/tf2 +Tesla's Upgraded Self-Driving Technology,Oh looks it's powered by the nintendo switch! +"I will say that as my press and push press strength increase, my jerk increased with them.",What if your jerk is increasing your press tho? +sigh... midnight.,You forgot the M'lady part +Who is the person who has the greatest chin in the world? What man (or woman) possesses the godliest jawline and chin?,James Ellsworth +Then why do they call it the *Drive*?,"Don't give them ideas, soon they'll be calling it the *Commercial Lane*" +Only one.,The real op giving the real answers +GB literally worst team ever led by the worst QB aaron Rodgers,"Calm down, it was just the Bears" +did you know that mercy's pistol does a surprising amount of damage?,Supports are surprisingly underappreciated +Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess HD in Cemu 1.6.1 in Wine,**W**ine **I**s **N**ot **A**n **E**mulator ***** mods pls remov +Pretty strange that no one shared anything here regarding the banks data breach. What are your thoughts about it. Should a common man like me be worried about it ?,you are not common man if you are worried about it... +"Nice. We can expect the same graphical fines like seen on Android devices, which run UE 4. I cannot wait till the announce, that Batman Arkham Origins: Armored Switch edition will be ready for a holiday release in 2017.",BATMAN FOR SMA5H CONFIRMED +Ahhh I Could If I Wanted To reprise!,"Also, I have friends I totally have friends" +"Thanks Obama. Seriously, thanks.","Yeah, we can't have another 4 years of constant growth." +"I'd take an Ana over a Zenyatta in most cases... Sure Zenny can save the entire team, but Ana can assist in a complete enemy team wipe with substantially more sustained healing & the ability to negate an enemy Zenyatta ult. Go ahead, pick Zenyatta against an Ana, she'll nanoboost a reiny or reaper and grenade your transcendence and you'll be left all alone by the time it ends :)","I too prefer Ana to Zenyatta, but I see Zenyatta picked more often than Ana." +"Yeah you're right, sometimes I worry about the smallest stuff in games where you can create a character.",Its not a small thing creating a character especially if your only going to create one and plan to play it for 100++ hours :) Im still undecided if i want to play human like in XV1 or Saiyan +"Pop clouds Watermelon Candy recipe? So I'm thinking about jumping into making my own juice. I have a lot more research and considerations to make before I do, but I was wondering if anyone had a recipe for making something that tastes like Pop Clouds watermelon candy? Thanks in advance!","if i had to guess, knowing how that brand markets, it's something along the lines of * 14% Cap Super Sweet * 3% TFA Watermelon Candy * 6% TFA Watermelon" +Davos has already been noted to have been spotted in the KL set so it's probably Davos. Also it looks like Davos not Varys. He has a beard and actually has hair on his head.,Could be one of Varys's disguises. +"Securist, legionar, liberal si nu in ultimul rand crestin. Seems legit.",decat sorosist... +"Yeah, hes was an avid gamer. Nintendo even named a game series after his daughter!",Now you see what happens when you forget to put a +Slowest 4G?,Its not 4g its LTE. +"But that'd be FT, not FD. Who is FD?!?!?!?",Fisted Date (Insert your mom joke here) +Anglophone here; I agree.,Anglophone here: why would a word have a gender? +Strength and conditioning won't really affect some of our key injuries. Can't condition against a thumb ligament tearing or a forearm breaking.,"Yes, but had Pace noticed at the Combine the way Cutler plants his thumb when falling to the ground..." +"Will Hardcore be added to the beta? I only play Hardcore game modes. At this point, I can't get a feel for the game since there is only Core. Will it be added to the beta?","It is hardcore right now, have you seen how fast you die?" +Facts are all in the emails Hillary has a private and public position. That's a fact.,I do remember how up in arms you were when Romney said that. +"Basically, if a priest is smart, he'll make sure he dies on a Sunday, says Mass three times, then settles down with extreme unction and viaticum. And something for a plenary indulgence if he's into that.","Min-maxing God for your own benefit, always the best course of action." +We are not talking about what the candidates said in a public forum. The article is about a private conversation that nobody can verify. Now if wiki leaks came out with his emails or if video of him talking with branson like the DNC videos than there would be no argument,Because most human interaction happens via email. +Some people are arseholes,Most brutal thing i ever read :d +"This. Seen one cobble game, seen them all. That is the problem with cobble from a viewer perspective. It gets pretty damn exhausting when I see the map come up like 12 times in quick succession in the same tournament.",B... bu... but my cobble drop +Why are you getting downvoted so much? It was clearly a joke.,He forgot the +"Well, if it does then it shouldn't. We need to pass common sense thought control legislation. No one needs a high capacity assault brain for legitimate activities like LOLing at cat gifs and tweeting pictures of what you had for lunch.",You forgot the +This is ridiculous You should get out more and be less scared,Oops forgot the +"Icelander speaking, he doesn't look Icelandic at all Especially the hair",Are you from the Iceland in Europe or the one in Africa? +"Anyone feel too obsessed with college football (or college sports in general?) Does anyone feel that they think about or spend too much time paying attention to college football or sports? Does anyone have any coping techniques? I personally just feel too much of my time is consumed on college sports, and I want to either be productive with this obsession (like start writing more) or find ways to scale down the obsession.",hmmm not anymore for some strange reason +"I was arguing with a woman on FB about whether women should be given a choice to get an abortion, and she basically said Women have no rights when it comes to the baby because abortion is murder and murder is wrong. I told her Well, I guess if women can't be trusted to make important decisions about their own bodies, then maybe they shouldn't be allowed to vote either. No comment after that.",Way to understand and meet the argument +Nobody cares what flair you have here unless you're here just trying to start nonsense.,Says the guy with no flair +Russian here..we are not interested bro. Blame Romania,Starts with R... must be a lie devised by Russians looking to blame an imaginary country. +Why? ... #WHY? ^^^why?,"Because we want to make sure no one's feelings get hurt, and Facebook doesn't have a dislike button, so why should MAL?" +"Why is Pinsir a 10k egg? This needs a fix. Seriously though what is the purpose? It's hard enough to hatch 10k egg, let alone find them. Pinsir just flat out sucks and is I think the biggest disappointment the game has to offer lol",We should only get Lapras and Snorlax from 10k eggs and only starters from 2k eggs. +Perfect Shynchrony,Rip English +Trump Hotels Ditching Name For New Hotels,A rose by any other name would smell as sweet +"On the contrary I have a 100% Geodude, dunno what to do with him lol.","Don't evolve him to Golem, just transfer him." +Remedy Games proudly showing off their lack of support for 21:9,Nah the black bars are for pros +"It worries me when we have this happen. I received a patient a couple months ago who was an involuntary admission with a history of aggression and assault. No med orders. I called the attending and they only ordered Vistaril, MOM, Maalox, and Tylenol. Needless to say when shit hit the fan throwing Benadryl PO at him did nothing.",You clearly didn't throw it hard enough. +KAT flies in for the putback slam,Porzingis. +That's my experience as well. There's the occasional tall guy but most seem to be 5'9 or shorter. Any idea why?,Helps to duck behind cover +Kuhn's a FB. He won't take over,"Yea, and fleener is a TE but he's had more rushing tds than Ingram lately... I didn't really think I needed to include the" +"As a rushed town hall 9, I finally caved in",Literally playable now +Master Rat Questions and Correct Answers.,wow thanks this is so useful i wish realmeye had the answers +Do brownie points have more value than good boy points?,"Your so called good boy points are fucking white males, and they need to check their privilege" +Curt Schilling: I don't get how Jews back Democrats,it's just so weird how a historically marginalized and scapegoated group might not feel at home in the GOP... +The dude was cut from the team before he was even charged. Not once did anyone from the organization defend him or give him support. No one had any knowledge of any of the stuff he had done or would do. There was no harboring going on.,Like that matters! +Yep. All publicly funded buildings schools be plain grey cinder blocks. No paint. No landscaping. No art.,Upvoting in the hope you left off +Lakers are a go?,Mozgov was his starting center two seasons ago and he took your team to 6. +"30 years ago, My parents were horrified that my sister was a lesbian but it was okay that she smoked. Today I'm horrified that my daughter smokes but its fine if she's gay.","Me, I'm horrified that I have a daughter!" +"When your dog's day is over it dreams of you, says Harvard psychologist","No they don't, says guy on internet." +"Apart from Golden State, which team could you put LeBron on to win a championship this year? There is no doubt LeBron James makes every team he is on a contender. So if you could shift him away from the Cavs to another team, which one(s) would be able to challenge and possibility beat this years Warriors team? Let's assume you do not have to trade away any pieces from the team. You simply add LeBron to it. He can play either the PF or SF depending on what's needed. My top picks are: 1. San Antonio - Keep Kawhi at the 3, and LeBron primarily play PF. You could shift Aldridge to the 5 full time. They are still weak at the Guard positions though 2. LA Clippers - LeBron slots in at the 3 and covers their only glaring positional weakness. Issue here is outside shooting",The 2012 Charlotte Bobcats +"Different player models for each gender It would be cool if, when you change your audio to female, it changed the player model along with it.",Theres like 60 genders idk if they have time to make all that +This sub in the foreseeable future,New Singapore in-game port confirmed? +Euros getting cocky again over qualifiers lmao It's like clockwork EU deserves more slots xd,Wild Witch Doctors deserve direct invite +Lucky for VP that they are playing an NA team with bad ping.,That explains why Empire played so shit then if they're an NA team +I dont think it was awkward I think it was cool. I think its dumb by machine to call the opening ceremony awkward on stream like that instead of letting people have their own opinion. I think it was cool and ive never seen it before so big ups to epicenter :),"People are just assholes, i guess they want real explosions to BLOW them away, these people put so much effort to create something different and creative but i guess having a cool voice and saying NA VI LG G2.... makes it better than this" +Fucking stupid how blizz removed the majority of stat overlays and now you have to mod the game to get them back.,It would overwhelm new players to see how fast they are +Getting a bit tired of the Getting tired of (insidert post 'series' here) posts. Who cares?,Getting a bit tired of the 'Getting a bit tired of the Getting tired of (insidert post 'series' here) posts.' +"WESG North & South America Qualifier Day 2 in 6 hours. It needs some love. Yeah it's Waitcraft / Countdowncraft with the production quality of a bedroom cast, sound semi-working, and not an ideal timezone, but it's got some pretty good players and deserves some love if you can make it.","Sheesh, don't sell it so hard." +"Let's ruin the game for the people who enjoy riding a bike rather than walking I'm just upset. Riding is the same as driving since the sighlist disappeared. Most of the time i can't see pokemons spawns and i'm not going over 30mph for god damn sure. I do believe that with this more people will start to use FPM or PokeAlert. It's actually more efficient. I'm not complaining, just getting this off my chest because i had to say it to someone :)",It's pokemon GO not pokemon RIDE A BIKE +Saudi Arabia Arrests 4 Female Models after Posing for Photos with Cars,Saudi Arabia is ISIS! +Female model it is: male vs female model shows huge difference in size but is there a strafe difference again? The male model robos are way bigger. So are some of the male human builds. Has anyone confirmed if there is a strafe difference? I for one will be sticking with the female models once again.,Those sexist white cis male scum. +Rain is fired up,He looks so Asian in this picture :D +Is this a joke? I'm confused.,"Wait, it's not okay to assume that because your level 40 you are ready to easily accomplish anything in the game?" +"Beards: Ok for Pioneers, but not for a choir singing about Pioneers Couple years back, there was a choir forming in combination with the U Institute Choir for special pioneer day performances. Several performances and Motab sang too. They sent out notice to the surrounding YSA Stake to come support and encourage your ward choir to come fill up the numbers so its extra special. I am a singer by trade and schooling and is how I pay rent, but since ward choir director was my calling I knew I should go. At the end of the rehearsal the directors are telling us about day of preparation, and how everyone will need to dress. Then they told the ladies all how to wear their hair and no crazy stylings. Then the boys. Oh, and he slipped in like it was no big deal all men clean shaven. I raised my hand and asked so no beards? because I shave my head (bald at 21 years old) and have a nice close crop beard for about 7 years straight at this point. Yup. Sorry but youll have to shave. because HEAVEN FORBID WE LOOK LIKE PIONEERS. After rehearsal ended Inwalked up, handed back my music and said Theres no way I'm shaving my beard for 1 days choir performance just so you can mimic Motabs grooming standards for no reason. It wont enhance the spirit by me looking like a giant thumb because you have an outdated since of style. They were flabbergasted that I would refuse to shave. Like, astonished anyone could object to such a thing. Itll grow back! Its only hair! You were wonderful today, though! The choir really needs you! Youre talented and itd be silly to not perform just cause of a beard. Youre right. It would be silly to not perform over a well kept beard. And I walked the fuck out. Its the same reason I never joined motab back then either. Instead I now live in Orlando and am paid to sing and perform for thousands of people and get paid for it. (Ya know, unlike the countless hours MoTab gives for FREE to the church that could easily pay them)",But the blessings MoTab volunteers receive by serving are incalculable! +Meddling Bishops Accuse Clinton of Meddling,"And they'd have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for that meddling Jesus!" +"I live in a major metro area in the US. I have had the iPhone 7+ for a week. About to return it because of the poor reception. Seriously driving me nuts. Never had any problems with my 6, but I constantly loose reception while driving my same old normal routes in my car.",Have you tried not-an-iphone? +Sad to think this is one of those jokes that won't age well. Do kids even know what Mad Magazine is anymore?,Is that an adaptation of the tv show? +The totally not racist ideology behind breitbart on full display.,It's not racism if it's true +Minimum parking requirements don't make a lot of sense in denser areas. It's unfortunate and can be a big waste.,Maybe the city will provide TIF funds for Sabo to build a parking ramp! +Roger Goodell: We need more pink!,I had never heard of breast cancer until last week while watching a game. +Trump Vows to Sue All of His Accusers,I'm sure Donald Grab 'em by the Pussy Trump suing his accusers will go over well with female voters. +"Which phone is Lucifer using in S02E04 I think it's an LG G3, correct me if I'm wrong tho.",It is a Nokia 666 +this should be easy: are you parents citizens? ok you are a citizen at birth. are your parents here on work visas or green card equivalents? you get their citizenship and immigration status.,Thats racist. +Is a clever title necessary?,"ok guys, it's over, Nintendo won" +Gray wolf looks more sarcastic than angry,"Oh no, not again whitey, you've got such a strong bite..." +"Ecuador does not interfere in external electoral processes, nor does it favor any particular candidate, according to an official government communique. Bravo, Ecuador. This isn't about silencing Assange and suppressing his operation. It's about preventing the Ecuadorean embassy from doubling as headquarters for a Putin-Assange campaign to discredit Clinton. For the record: Yes, Ecuador's President Rafael Correa has said he prefers Clinton for the good of the United States and the good of the world. Tha nk you Ecuador. Thank you for not interfering in our elections. I hope President Hillary Clinton strengthens our ties with this great nation",You forgot +"Fashion. It's such a ridiculous waste of time and money. Do you really find this season's trends and color pumps more interesting than just about everything else happening in the world? I mean, seriously? Also: Twilight. Thank the gods my nieces are out of this phase!",People feeling good about themselves is such a waste of time And there's absolutely no artistry within fashion whatsoever right +"I think you are being too pessimistic. No matter who poses as POTUS, for first time in ages many people are now voting on class war basis: Trumpsters and 3rd party (JillNotHill etc.) from subclass antiestablishment and protest position, Hillbots from and for Bankster State upclass privileged elite establishment position. Even more, great majority is becoming more disillusioned and disgusted than ever by this whole charade of partisan politics and corrupt MSM, and many and more are looking with fairly open minds alternative ways to organize their basic security and daily lives, other than politics-as-usual. Stay out of toxic MSM narrative and framing, talk with people.","Well, you have much more faith in people than I do." +Max Q (Michael Hutchence) - Way Of The World,It's been 27 years since but lucky the world woke up after this and did a complete 180 +"This better be true, cause I'm going to tell it to anyone who will listen.","I learned it from the front page of TIL, it has to be true!" +"Can anyone make an argument claiming that anything but a 1 bracket system, is somehow moral? I don't see why a rich guy, should pay a higher % than me, for example. If we're shooting for equality should we not all pay an equal % of our earnings? &nbsp; And what got me about Bernie Sanders, and really that whole socialist leaning movement, was that they seem content to simply raise taxes, as oppossed to adjusting what taxes are already spent on in the 1st place. I've never understood that mentality.","No, but I can downvote you for daring to ask such a question in a libertarian forum!" +The best Porsche ever made on S. Congress in Austin,The best Porsche ever made that killed a celebrity +"Its not bias, Trump is just a joke of a fucking candidate. Nearly anybody with an ounce of reason or intellect can understand that. He's pathetic, so therefore he will get chewed on. What the fuck does the GOP expect when they choose such a poor candidate?",Subreddit called politics posting predominately one-sided attacks on a single candidate isn't biased...hmmm...TIL... +Polak/Hunwick Hate Thread,Maybe Babs just really likes the looks of Nolan Patrick. +He's more presidential than Hillary.,You missed the +Check your intonation at the 12th fret.,ELI5? +It's weird how wikileaks put out contradictory emails: One saying Kaine was chosen as VP in 2015 and another with a list of 39 VP choices in March 2016...,Almost makes you think they were made up or something. +Upcoming Chainsmokers EP tracklist,i love the chainsmokers but holy money grab. +"There used to be a bug where you could infinitely re-roll quests at a certain time of day to get the high gold ones. It went unfixed for months. Some bugs are easier to find and squash than others. Most likely, that's all there is to it.","Nah, brode is literally hitler" +"I still do it. I just don't like to. And I'm pretty skinny, also.",Wish I had that problem. +Was there ever a nation which benefited from being Russia's ally in the last 100 years?,Tazikistan wasn't swallowed by China. +"I'm a bra fitter. A lot of men act as if me even telling them where I work is scandalous. I feel as if I'm not allowed to talk about my job in a mixed gender social setting. It's so frustrating! Almost half the population wears a bra everyday!! Most of the bras I fit people into are designed to be as subtle as possible under a shirt, it's really not that interesting. Basically, not being able to casually talk about my work day because some people are so horrified by the mention of something that is a fairly boring necessity of a lot of women's lives.",Didn't you know that it's a secret that women wear bras? +And when does the narwhal bacon?,The narwhal bacons in the cast iron skillet +Trump supporters chanting Nazi anti-press slogans at reporters.,Probably a Clinton plant made them do it! +#TSMWIN (Satire),Incoming death threats.. +Road sign patriarchy??,Isn't it fucking sexist that most characters on road signs are males? +"It seems like Apple made a fairly large screw up here. I'm wondering if a software fix can be pushed because, if not, more and more people are going to have your same situation. I also read that Apple gimped VoiceHD because Qualcomm has it and Intel doesn't. I know that Apple likes to have multiple suppliers but it shouldn't be at the cost of the user experience.","Ye, just like the software fix for the Samsung A9-Chip fixed it's performance problems" +"Sorry but NYC, Chicago, LA, and Houston don't get to elect every politician for the rest of the country.","Yeah, cuz how dare the majority of people get the majority of representation." +What did the tailor say to the fed up customer? Suit yourself.,That joke put me in stitches! +"I know, but removing them makes it even less readable.",Isn't that the point of regex? +Who am I?,Jean Valjean? +"Luckily, my other favorite service, bittorrent, still has a wonderful movie selection!",How much is the monthly fee though? +"Being A Minority? Just curious, But i heard by being a minority your chances of getting to a uni is higher, i might be wrong, i just wanna know? Thanks",Obviously +i thought this post would be about filtering user flairs for example: you can autohide all lyn flairs or something,Then I could hide everyone with a 3ds flair and have a good sub again +"oh lucky day, I haven't seen a coin drop go over 100 in months",I can't wait to hit 37! +Luke was 19 in ANH...,"Haha, waaay far off then." +"youre brave kid, prepare to get attacked.",He's actually an adult. +Every game Matthews has got a point Leafs have lost,Clearly the ~~Oilers~~ Leafs are ruining their first overall pick! +Com seringas dentro.,"Sim, porque os feirantes passam os dias a fazer pikachus, nem os mandam vir da china como as lojas nem nada..." +Every fucking year!! How the fuck do the Pats keep doing it?,Cheating +"A shop in Cyprus selling RX470's, for 299 EURO",Basically the NCIX of Europe? +People do imply that. President Trump does regularly (not all Muslims but enough such that you are suspicious of Muslims in general),"That is Supreme God-Emperor Trump to you, you filthy deplorable." +"You know, jokes are supposed to be funny.",But it *is* funny! +I can't drive a manual please don't yell at me,I think he was asking if you had the drivers manual +"Nobody told them Marquis de Lafayette, who without his help the US never would have won its independance, was gay? He was kicked out of the French army for making himself familiar with the men.",Well god has used bad people for good things before! +It will be the same pattern as with Brexit. The mkt will take off to the upside after a downside break.,so you went Long GBP.USD after Brexit voted to leave? +"Is a trade off for a faster TTK. Same damage, but mondragon has a faster rater of fire so it can kill quicker","Sorry, what's TTK?" +Texas Congresswoman blames Wikipedia for leaked Clinton emails,Well after this release of info there is no way I could vote for Hillary Clinton. +"But didn't you hear? They're a great crowd, Hamilton said it himself so it must be true.",HAM: BEST FANS OF THE YEAR! +"Yes, Press Q on our Lucio.",Boooooooostioooooooooo +First thing to tomorrow morning for me,Dont forget to vote several times and bring your liberal vote hacking machine +"Henrik Sedin has assisted on 218 goals by Daniel Sedin since 2005-06, the most by any player assisting on a teammate's goal",Man who would have thought? +I dunno. I feel people could see shapes pertaining to their ideology.,Yeah isnt that some sort of Freudian effect? +"When they think 30 fps is ever remotely OK, and you're like uh, NO",I don't notice a difference between 10 fps and 30 fps +k,the reason why no one loves you is because of shit like this +"What Subclass Do You Guys Feel Has The Highest PvP Skillgap? A lot of people say Defender is the hardest class to play in PvP, so I'm interested in what you guys think? [Discussion]","Stormcaller: Not only do you have to deal with the opposition, but the longer the game goes more and more piles of salt keep appearing that you have to skip around." +All the same loot can be acquired by getting 5/7 wins.,But I can only get 3 wins +"Interesting/useful classes? With only 5 hours of required classes for me to take next semester to finish my degree, what are some interesting or otherwise useful courses offered at UH for me to use my scholarship on? I'm considering Class Piano, a History class on food, and GENB 3300. Any other suggestions?",Under water basket weaving +Don't forget blizzard 2 on 4 targets or more. That said I do think dps is boring on Astro.,"Malefic II, Combust I + II, Gravity, so much variety!" +Am I doing this right?,"Well, the patty is too flat" +Why is a tiny island the holy grail?,Because we must atone for our colonial past +"That vastly oversimplifies things, however, because bodily autonomy overrides someone else's need in every other situation. No matter how much someone might need your organs or your bone marrow or blood, it's illegal for the government to simply take it without your permission.",But the other guy *needs* your organs - he's a *job creator*! +Director Tom Ford says 'Trump is proof America has dumbed down',I think he means 'merica done got smart +Trump in 2012 on deporting many undocumented immigrants: 'I don't believe in that',People's opinions evolve bruh. +Small Blockers: ViaBTC is Only Saying Bitcoin Client Development is Centralized as a Distraction from the More Severe Mining Centralization!,"Yeah, that's the reason, we're all just a bunch of plebs." +"Professor Adrian Low, the writer of this article, is a statistician and lecturer in applied statistics. What are your credentials?",We have had enough of experts. +Arrests in Baltimore for illegal guns often lead to dropped charges or little jail time,What will solve this is even *more* gun laws on the books! +How can they defeat him?,Is this at the diner Fiona works at in Shameless? +"If life had an achievement system, apart from the usual milestones get married, have kids, what would be some interesting side achievements to unlock?","Have a Foursome: it's like a threesome, only better!" +Donate to me plzzzzzzzzzzz ;;;;)))))),"If only you had posted an address, I would have sent you a bitcoin" +"Left the game when it was 21-7. Team was playing flat, figured theres no way they're coming back. They never do and when they do its never to a good team like Ohio State. Fiance was bitching because her feet were cold. Wanted to beat traffic, had a 2 hour drive home. Didn't want to get stuck in after whiteout game traffic. *sigh*",You need a new woman +China gives PH millions after Super Typhoon Lawin,and i'm sure this is free from any obligations too. +"How many students does the guy see in a day? Like hell he's gonna waste brain space remembering the pronouns of a handful of narcissists he'll probably never have to deal with again after this semester. You're not special, you grown-up children; get over it.",ME completely disregarding YOUR feelings makes you a narcissist! +You can say the same thing about my favorite team....,I dunno...I think Rodgers will be good for the packers for at least a few more years. +"I mean, the middle easteners aren't in danger of extinction...",Well that's probably the West's fault too. +Haha actually I consider myself diverse in my class choices. I mainly run support.,Exactly what a Scout main would say. +"Gov. Sam Brownback, advisers abandon report of Kansas economy",Certainly more tax cuts and services cuts will ramp up that economy +You mean to tell me that random person in Iowa with a GED doesn't know better than the 55 year old person with a doctorate in their field of study?,Everyone knows they are paid off! +why wasn't Dak invited?,Dak declined to party to spend time with family and study play book. +Are they crawling around on all fours in the middle of the street?,"No you idiot, you pick up the car and hit them over the head with it." +"i thought it was pretty cool how he made it back in July as a cover for youtube for the fans, and it ended up in the game","Same, I hope to see more of his work in game." +"Hey Canadians, make way for more immigrants coming in to take our best cities.",Penniless immigrants are taking our unaffordable homes. +Friend's laptop has an RJ11 phone jack. What on earth is that for?,sending faxes duh +I believe one called another a chicken shit just this weekend.,That's just coach speak. +You sound extremely ill informed. When pros need new machines they need NEW hardware. Current Mac pro is 3 fucking years old with very little room to upgrade/improve upon it.,"Come on, enough of your common sense, don't say such hateful things, you're hurting Apple's feelings, everything they make is perfect and more than enough for everyone so accept what they shovel down your throat and be grateful." +"EXACTLY what I was waiting for, thanks niantic!","Bro, you dropped this:" +It's been two years and counting.,So what's her name? +Always carry 1 v 9 but bored .. :),funny boi u are. +"*yet I half expect them to have a couple ready later this week. To be fair, last years didnt get released till the 29th. Thus there is still time for them to bring out a couple... Hopefully.",on eu they will probably be released 1-2 weeks after the event takes place +The Mighty Jingles is engaged!!!!!!! Need I say more?,"# #IfJinglesCanFindLove,YouCanFindLovetoo!" +How'd we do?,Too much pants +Defensive Breakdown,lol fuckin scrub +"Hi-Rez, Fernando is a ripoff of Sidney Magal?",A brazilian meme Such rarity these days +Keep in mind they're probably 14 years old and don't have the money for it. I've bought things for strangers online before but I always chat with them for a bit first and see what their situation is before I buy.,My situation is that I'm an adult and already bought the game for myself....but my sick relative on the other hand........ +Who do you think is the most famous/notable/etc. person from each European country?,"Clovis, Charlemagne and Charles V were all Belgians, take your pick OP." +Do you think that David Ayer career as a director will be affected by Suicide Squad? Suicide Squad will be like a stain on his career?,"Hmm, let me think....he just made a good movie (IMHO) that earned 745 million at box office....yeah, I guess his career is pretty much over now." +"Jesus Christ that pissed me off to no end. All the trade rumors from clickbait Bleacher Report articles about how the Lions need to start fresh. The dude is 27 years old and already the greatest QB in our franchise history, like what could we get in a trade that could possibly be of equal value??",What about Scott Mitchell? +She'll deserve it.,AHHHHHH victim blaming! +Took me a while but I finally got my first full set of Witcher gear. Feels so good.,Grandmaster ursine armor with levity ruin making all your heavy armor function like light armor with the armor bonus is badass. +I have an uncle who hoards guns and gold because Obama/Clinton/the UN is going to make everyone a gay slave.,"Better safe than sorry, right?" +Reddit what would it take to get you into bed?,Exhaustion. +Meaning you're subscribed to this sub which should have made you wary of even checking your front page. Did you not think any posts about what happened would end up getting upvoted? I just don't get it.,Sorry for expecting any content that is spoiler sensitive to be censored as is any other content that is spoiler tagged. +"Scythia just asked me to go into a joint war with them, and Denounced me when I accepted. Why on earth is this even allowed to happen? No one should ever denounce you as a warmonger if they asked you to go to war.",Obviously it was a test that you failed +"US Congress not allowed to see emails that Hillary Clinton declassified unknowingly, because they are too classified.",Let's make this woman president! +"The no-brainer would be to make the XP marker the right side of the circle currently used for health...but no, we get this",They are saving that spot for the mana bar in an expansion +McDonald's sells coke products,"I heard OP said yo mama so fat she has her own street-level photos on google earth, and she sells coke products for McDonalds." +"women in Chicago being arrested for wearing one piece bathing suits, without the required leg coverings. 1922","Don't break the law, you won't go to jail..." +"You let them smoke in there in the first place? Hell, I dont even let anyone eat in my car, and if its a drink its a coffee not some melty smoothie thing that will drip all over.",Yeah because coffee definitely isn't known to cause irreparable damage to any fabric in your car +Yea because allowing the psychopath to get back in his car sounds like a *great* idea... Ffs UK,"Yeah, clearly the best course of action is to shoot anyone who might present any kind of threat" +What you are noticing is this subreddits death star sized bias.,Whatever you say Paulie fanboy. +adobo,seriously? +They did the Monster Mash,beat me to it! +Ripster only puts out quality content,It's new content if people don't remember. +There's always a knowitall on the internet,"Yeah, fuck that guy for sharing a tidbit relevant to the thread" +The same thing Odin did to me,"I feel more people should join me in worshipping Quetzalcoatl, Aztec God of Sneks, Kings and Chocolate" +Bike stunt.,"Fake CGI, this is impossible" +I think it's quite silly to imply that India is completely innocent in all this.,"You forgot to add RAW, CIA and Mossad." +it's because of those damn ghost bullets,Your ghost doesn't have his own gun and neither does the enemy's. +"Why did you take Qui-Gon out the box :( Kinda kills it for in box collectors. I get that you would like others to see the whole mold, but at least wait to see if the person buying is an in box or OOB collector before doing that, because in box collectors don't care about the 360 degree view of the Pop because it's never going to be opened to begin with lol.",yes because taking it out of the box destroys the box. +"What does re-districting have to do with the presidential election? Electoral votes are given to whoever gets a plurality, districts don't matter.",Obviously the left is going to redistrict by redrawing state lines to reduce Republican impact. +Easiest win of my life,Who's your defense? +New Album Conspiracy theories.,"Nah he is totally gonna work with Skylar again, After all they are a couple" +"Yup, I point this out to people who go off on misuse or disrespsect of the flag, while wearing one as a shirt.",You mean patriots? +Who do Europeans joke about most? (x-post from MapPorn),Belgium has neighbours with sense of humor +Just found a Pax 2 in my apartment when I got back from class,Obvious +Vatican Looking For a Topic That Does Not Piss Half The World Off.,Excuse me but I for one am offended by all these assholes going up in smoke when we have too many green house gasses already +"Chilling attack animation changes I use one in my db10 face team, and its average time is 2:20. SO happy now with the changes, i am expecting it to go down 1minute or less amirite? xDDDDD",15 second run times coming....... +Update: I just made half the bed CAN YOU GUESS WHICH SIDE HE'S SLEEPING ON??!? grrrr...,"He's just trying to give you the opportunity to make the other side the bed, sheesh." +I'm 12/12 for RRSG so I can confirm theres no pity timer :/,"Sure there is, it's on #400." +"TIL that US president Cleveland developed a close relationship with his friend's baby daughter. When his friend died, a court appointed him to administer the estate, making him closer to the then 11 y.o. girl. When she graduated university at 21, Cleveland (49 y.o.) married her while President.","If you already own the property, why not avoid all the negotiations around dowries and obligations, and just do the deed yourself?" +"The GOP presidential candidate folks. Seriously, how did it come this far. I sincerely do not understand. My biased brain I guess, but I just don't get it.",You obviously love the terrorists +"I'm good with ziggy, but anyone else I'm bad with and I'm not sure why","You, my friend, have been lucky enough to find yourself a main...Enjoy 1 tricking him to diamond one day ^-^" +"drop, you're better off with an empty bench space",This is the only logical answer. +The more impressive thing is tf2bot replying to overwatchbot. Unless that's scripted,"hey, we just changed our coffee machine, that's not scripted" +Every character is already a jungler according to solo queue. lel,Gadget is amazing in Jungle. +Probably climate change... How else would you explain glaciers vanishing in a just a few decades?,Obama is stealing them to use for his iced tea. +NOTICE: Possible internet down 1700-2200 EST 26 Oct I got a coincidental notice of major US infrastructure being offline to test grounding at this time. Seemed very unusual so though I would pass this...,"No need to worry, just stay tuned to CNN for all your facts." +"That's a great point. Why would any business hire men if they could get women for less? If you need people to climb phone polls and install telecom equipment, do you think you can get women to do it for less then men? Maybe if women were drawn to higher-paying fields, such as not teaching or child care, the gap would be reduced. In the meantime, as a business, try hiring a day care worker for your telephone poll climbers and let me know how that goes. P.S. Leftist here.","With the phallic nature of a telephone pole, obviously men are better at working with them, men love phallic things, there's examples all through history." +"No Problems with Ballot Machine I've read alot of stories and posts mentioning supposed straight party ticket votes (which I don't understand why you'd do unless you're underinformed or blinded by some silly party affilliation loyalty - just my humble opinion) changing votes for Republicans to Hillary/Kaine at the top. I can testify that in Tarrant County, Texas the ballot machine worked just fine and all my selections were correctly displayed on the Cast Ballot screen. I encourage everyone who has normal results at their ballot box to chime-in so as to discourage any crazies from claiming this election is rigged...I have a feeling that battleground states and those traditionally voting Republican will see alot more of these reported ballot problems so as to discount a landslide in favor of either party or candidate.","Silly liberal, soros made sure the machine doesnt change the vote if u voted Hillary, reports coming in, it counts as two votes for her" +"Throw someone in boiling water and I guarantee they will die, no matter how motivated they are not to.",No I think potatoes and eggs are a far more meaningful comparison. +What a joke. They need to re-support BLC again.,"Yep, should totally go back to supporting a game that has legit pay2win mechanics." +I like your username in this context,It was made for moments like this. +"Found out my parents are divorcing, my son is sick, and l lost my job. But me and Mary Jane are doing just fine.","Man's life falls apart, turns to drugs" +No. Fighters can only land in your own ships docking bay.,They should get a 1T cargo bay so you can fill up an Anaconda 1T at a time from small pads. +Just think of the boost it could give public housing.,I think we all know that fixing the Montague Street Bridge is a far higher priority than public housing! +Your Hillary hole makes me moist,She doesn't want toddlers having guns! +"Well yeah, I view him as an adult too. It's just that a lot of actors in Hollywood find long term success once they are past their 30s, so I usually view actors that have been around far before that and who are still in their earlier thirties to be a young actor.",So it's not based on actual age just some alternate definition of young you prefer? +My friend just told me she didn't get IDed when she went to vote early. How are we supposed to stop people from voting who shouldn't be voting if we aren't even IDing people?,Stopping voter fraud is racist! +Sacramento downtown development including MLS stadium clears legislative hurdle -- final approval possibly in November,Which means Sacramento will be admitted to MLS in about forty years! +"We need more villain characters! We have 9 TRUE villians. Alarak is an anti hero and so is Sylvanas blah blah. I know this game is called Heroes of the Storm, but this game is lacking evil characters. Everyone loves a good villain (stares at Kel'thuzad) Any villians would be good.","We're missing the only true evil in this world, the devil incarnate: #MEI" +A bunch of short jealous men got real butthurt about the fact that you're 6'5 and have your own definition of petite Short men aren't people,Lol what +riiiiight. Like women IN PRISON don't ever threaten each other with violence.,"No, that show has literally no violence initiated by the real true wombyn" +"The Blackhawks have allowed 14 goals on 26 opposing power plays this season. In 2013, they allowed 18 goals on 141 opposing power plays.",sample size strikes again +Jon Lester doesn't pick off Lindor,"Oh well, it's not like it's an important game or anything..." +"You're being kind of dense now. You can't just ignore how society works to make your point, no more than I can. The nice guy and TheRedPill mindsets that some men have adopted are the result of specific societal pressures and stereotypes. They are told that men are expected to go after women in romance. They are told women like confident and handsome men. They lack the confidence to talk to a woman, and maybe they are unattractive as well. Instead of looking at themselves and possibly changing, they latch on to stereotypes about women instead. Women only like men who are rich, or men that are assholes. The female gender is reduced to two things for them: anger about these false stereotypes, and pure sexual desire. That is where some of these sexual comments come from, and that is the danger in them. There is no exact equivalent to this for females. You can't just flip the issue and expect to make an argument, because men and women are very different and complex creatures. There are certainly women are who are bitter towards men, but more likely than not it isn't for the same reasons. There are no women furiously watching porn mumbling Stroke that cock, you manwhore, oh god men only want the rich and powerful girls., or at least there aren't enough to warrant an argument.","Yes, clearly the response to being called out for making sweeping generalizations is to make yet more sweeping, unfounded generalizations." +Lmao I know this sub is always heavy on the recency bias but let's slow it down a sec,"There's nothing recent about it, he doesn't have the ball in his hand right this second" +Driver From Florida Doesn't Know to Use Middle Lane for Turning,"Well duh, the middle lane is for merging!" +"But what about people who like identify as... You know what, I'm not even getting into that.","What, cat people?" +SuperPacs need to be banned! We all know this!,"And Trump has the head of Citizen's United as his campaign chief, so you can be sure he'll get right to that on day one." +"Despite the Wikileaks and James O'Keefe videos of Blantant evidence of corruption, media does not cover these issues","Hillary is not a corrupt lying megalomaniac and anyone who thinks so is sexist, racist and potentially a threat to national security." +May I ask why?,Damn american glory hunters +"Another good reason to wait, AMD Zen should release early next year. It should push Intel prices down to compete.",Just like the fx series pushed intel down. +"*It's not about money* Sure, sure. Keep telling yourself that.","No, you just have to be responsible and ambitious enough to have a great paying job." +"Fuck everything, I'm voting for this dog instead.",Seems to have the same views as Gary Johnson +Rocket League 2 Anybody else excited for a Rocket League 2 announcement? We all know it could use a full graphic overhaul. I'm excited to hear something about it when the time comes.,You say Rocket league 2 but couldnt it be Battle Cars 3? +"Elected Suuuure, North Korean elections...","Why else would they be called a Democratic Republic, dumbass." +"Posted a short version of this some time ago, but here it is in full: My friend (bowhunter) was charged by a heartshot boar. Way too close for comfort, but awesome footage!",Is he speaking Danish? +"Reblogged a feminist post, male friend takes it personal and sends me this out of character message.",All those statements are true but it offends my delicate sensibilities! +Audi just quit Le Mans to focus on Formula E,It's not real motorsport without twitter-fueled fanboost +"I'm not OP, but love discussing it. I played trumpet a year before switching to euphonium.","What is that, like a little tuba?" +I still can't understand why there is no social democratic voice/party in the USA. Social Democrats are a part of a lot of political landscapes in countries around the world. Which is a good thing I want to add.,"Because Commies are going to take away our guns, religion, and values." +lifi is white light only right? why not make it rgb for more bandwith? or am i stupid,They should get in contact with corsair for that +My asshole cousin helped my grandmother install the memes program onto her new phone. She's really excited. Share this new ecstasy that is my life now with me.,"god grandmas that want to show love what a bunch of assholes, they are truly worse than Hitler." +Around 20% more sex crimes were reported to police in Finland during the first nine months of this year than during the same period of 2015. One-fifth of the suspects in reported sexual offenses were foreign nationals.,You cant blame them if they dont know its wrong to rape....its normal in their culture. +Can I... Can we... Is it ok if I want to see more of things like this?,Oh you like watching white men dominate African Americans in displays of power? +"No shit, and you're seen as creepy even when you've done absolutely nothing wrong. This is why I prefer working in male-dominated environments: they might bust your balls, but they're not going to see you as some kind of predatory creep like women can.",obviously you are doing something wrong to them by existing. +Linux has been above 2% market share for 3 months now,Someone is still waiting for GNU/Hurd that will be released very time soon and will destroy the desktop market. +Because doing the deed outside of marriage is a 'gross sin'.,"But beating the stuffing out of your wife means that the wife needs to step up and be more loving and prayerful, right?" +It's exactly the same gif.,"Only place that this gif exists is on Reddit, it has not been posted anywhere else on the internet, so it's obvious he knowingly reposted." +West Virginia Lawmakers Oppose Trans-Pacific Partnership Trade Deal,I'm sure they oppose it on moral grounds and not the fact that they aren't getting anything out of it. +"We deliberated, did not perceive enough harm, and dropped it.",Fair and balanced. +I think im done with this game for a little bit.,"you just missed the shot dude, the gnasher's totally fine" +oh noo!!,"Doode he's legit as fuck I'm buying a ton of kilos from him Please, please I shouldn't need to" +it also means fire in latin,"Probably stole Latin from Africa as well, lets be real..." +That doesn't mean that emails can be validated without DK/DKIM. Can you share with us how else to validate an email message?,Ask the sender +Smells like 4chan,"Oh yeah, I've heard of him, wasn't he some hacker or something, perhaps that's why he was so frustrated after spending all his time in that dark bedroom of his." +'Nobody calls it Czechia': Czech Republic's new name fails to catch on,Must have forgotten the +Drogba is walking out on his team right as the playoffs start because he doesn't want to be a substitute. Now confirmed that he won't make the trip for the must-win game in DC.,Wow what a great professional +"And I assume that's a big f you to all us people of color, gays, and women who voted for her instead of Bernie because we don't believe in his phoney promises, he has no history with us, and just joined the Democratic Party to us it to run, trash it and its leader, and leave again.","Yeah, I remember when Bernie called people of color super-predators, condemned gay marriage, and intimidated his spouse's sexual assault victims." +"30 health kills requires a ton of preperation, the good draws and a rather huge amount of cards in hand. You need to deal with pressure while building your combo which isn't the easiest thing to do, and if you can pull it off, honestly, grats. Also, without charge worgen how is warrior able to OTK now ? :o",Mogor's champ OTK +"I disagree with a politician so I'm going to destroy a $30,000 piece of his property! Sound logic there.",Well obviously it's gone forever now. +"I've used several computers over the years with the SAME Cintiq. I'd hate to have to replace the whole shebang with each needed computing upgrade. Cintiqs are expensive, but they last forever, spanning several computer lifetimes. I see having an onboard computer as more of a con than a pro. Like those old TV/DVD combos.",I hate change said a human being for the first time ever. +Huge early voting gains in Texas border counties,There are those illegal voters Donald was warning us about. +What's the best pizza?,SCHOOL PIZZAAA +Paul Joyce: Reds to merge first-team and academy set-ups,Ahh so we're gonna train with Southampton now... +"Aches would like to have a word with you Dirk . . . And apparently, Infinity Ward as well. They need help with their ruleset, seeing as you are a caster :)","Ban everything, fists only." +But on November 9th..... Decision 2020 begins!!!,More like impeachment attempt ver1.0... and than 1.1 and then... +Is this normal?,"No, normal is getting 6 legendary cards." +wait i was supposed to keep that stuff a secret?,i thought you looked like you had a touch of the tar brush +I don't know what I expected. Apparently her only criticism is with the way the current administration communicates. That's it. That's all that's wrong with the current administration -_- I guess she approves of everything else. Hay.,She wants to be a part of the comm team. +"They give us all this and 3 FREE chances at the loot, people still complain.....","*You must be new to Destiny, Welcome*" +Or children are taught at a young age it's them against the police attitude. Which isn't any better is it?,Only one side has a monopoly on legal force +That is nowhere near true.,"cmon, everyone knows that major changes in the game doesn't automatically mean any code was changed." +"Prediction - In a few months, Bungie will bring back Sparrow Racing League, there will be loads of new tracks, sparrows to earn and gear to acquire and everyone will say Eververse is worth it again.",**PLOT TWIST** you have to pay for a package that gives you a chance to unlock a new track +Eww. Gross dude,Did you just assume MY GENDR? +Then what is he doing about making claims about subjects he has no idea of,because he read it on reddit +Microsoft screwed up and accidentally put Borderlands collection for the Xbox one on the store for free. Download it asap!,I don't own a Xbox one but now i own this game :D +"The Moonie news paper. Well they will be idiots no matter what side your on, just ask professor Xavier. Also OP you seem to post allot of this racial news stuff, just wondering if you have an a agenda?",Man that Martin Luther King guy talked a lot about race issues what a fucking asshole. +They smoked the Cardinals and Seahawks in the playoffs last season. It's not like they didn't have any quality wins.,But did they have any quality losses? +Is The City Moving Too Quickly On Bike Lanes? Bulldog Poll,"Yes, the premier source of unbiased opinion and commentary in Ottawa, Ken Gray." +Hillary Clinton vs. Donald Trump. - Epic Rap Battles of History.,"I forget whether or not it was stated, are the new battles happening every other week again?" +"I don't need to wash it as often as someone with a soup trap, thankfully.",Someone is jealous. +"Seconded, BF1 is crazy CPU intensive. i7 definetly worth it in this case.","But i7 is for video rendering only, it's a waste for gaming." +For some reason people on this website cannot resist tagging subreddits like hashtags,r/YeahSoWhat +They adjusted for inflation,No it's cuz trebuchets are shite I'll take all the salty down votes into my popcorn now. +"You know what's odd? Every single Doctor of the Church thought that we ought to do things the way they did in the past was not just a good argument, but a fantastic argument for reform. Guess it turns out that they're all wrong. Thank goodness we have mediocre modern bureaucrats to straighten us out.",The only argument one needs is its the current year. +Did you do your timing belt yet?,"Not yet - Its 130,000 by the maint schedule it looks like and im really at 127000 or so" +"There's is a disadvantage actually if you overthink enough. You'll feel safe using phone around/in water, while it should be a mere safe measure against accidents. There are numerous cases of water resistant phones getting damaged and this damage is never covered by warranty. Tl/dr you'll never feel inclined to go swimming with your non-waterproof phone and damage it","Yea, the first thing that I did after buying a car with airbags was crash into a bridge embankment at 100mph, you know, because it had airbags and there was no way that I was not going to get my moneys worth out of them..." +"All i seek is your approval, smarmy college kid.",Your volumes speak words for the propositioning of the truth. +I dropped Paul Perkins for Peyton Barber,This is the type of high quality content i come here for! +"I haven't seen the show, but I've heard from friends they go out of their way to make sure the code and techniques on the show are correct. I don't think they'd call the case a CPU, can you show me a clip of that?",Surely you mean magazine. +Charging the Mac throught the display is pretty awesome. You need only 1 cable!,"Nah bro USB C is a hack, it's stupid heading toward it." +"Yeah, religion really did a lot to keep people ignorant",That Aristotle and all the religion he pushed on people... +Quality post.,You forgot the +"I got a 600 second silence for TRUMP 2016, but oddly it let me say Obamacare rules! and Hillary for monarch! without penalty.",RIGGED +Behind the retreat of the Koch brothers' operation,"[And Holden on Tuesday told POLITICO that the document shredding was unrelated to concerns about possible investigations from a Democratic Senate,] Um, yeah." +Support Pack being removed. 17 additional team decals no longer being added in Nov.,Oh how i *love* bad communication. +I don't agree. Even if nothing was wrong merely the appearance of something being wrong is a headache no political operative wants to deal with.,Brought to you by: *the most transparent administration* +"Considering the mod limit and lack of support for ps4, Bethesda can fuck themselves",Yet its fine on Xbox..... Yea totally Bethesda's fault. +The USB-C to USB dongle is 19. USB-C to lightning is 25.,"Yes, the price is the biggest problem about this." +gmo,I can only imagine the size of the chicken buckets at their KFC +De koning doet de dab.,En daar betalen we hem miljoenen per jaar voor! +"Rapper, Kevin Gates, sentenced to 180 days in jail for kicking a woman that was sexually assaulting him at a concert.","Misleading title, men can't be sexually assaulted!" +It's an unfortunate name...,"What, wouldn't you want some of that divine ass?" +"No prayer, no meal: Shelters turning away government food due to new worship rules",cause thats what jesus would do +Hillary said she supports the second amendment so we should be good to go.,you forgot your +Digimon?,Heh +Saudi Killing of Yemeni People Worst Kind of Terrorism: Iran's Leader,"As far as I'm concerned, both can blow each other off the earth (the type of blowing is up to your discretion)." +Apathy gets worldstarred,Patron is pretty good since he got that xim xim +JFC. Where do these people come from?,The same place we all do. +Blake Bortles,This is the surprise of the century. +Its good to see he finally got a caretaker,No h3 memez plz +Which kind of bear is best?,Jewbear? +too easy,Did you drop this here? +Hillary Directly Fundraised For PAC That Gave Nearly $500K To Wife Of FBI Official Who Led Email Probe - Vessel News,LIES! +Kiln at a cement plant,So this is how your mom's dildos get made. +"Is This Game Using Stylis Assets? Is This Game Https://Www.Roblox.Com/Games/454498877/BattleOps-ALPHA-DATA-IS-BACK there's this one map where they use part of Ravod on the edges but I'm not sure. Mostly the outskirts with the triangle terrain, the rails on the back of the map, and the trees. The inside looks like it was deleted and 'modified'",I'll take a look at it. +"From 16 to 19 - I look at bit better, but I'm no longer 2200 mmr in world of warcraft, not worth it r.i.p",2200 isn't even that good skrub fight me 1v1 outside Stormwind +#4 is beautiful. I hate seeing the edges of my screen and home buttons,At least it will keep the pieces of the shattered phone together if you drop it so you can easily pistol glue them together. +Crows add van Berlo to coaching panel,Adelaide promoting from within for a change +Man oh man. I switched to SP4 on launch and windows is the only reason I've looked back. It's just the little god damn things that apple does right and where Microsoft misses the mark. Like why do my windows all resize every time I exit a game? It's not a major annoyance but it feels ridiculous to have to think about it.,"Yeah, on Mac that wouldn't happen, no games in the first place!" +The Poles looking to leave the UK after Brexit - BBC News,"Think about all the jobs for Brits now, unemployment will be solved" +Hide emblems?,But how else can I show off what a unique little snowflake I am? +Rare sighting of the real Anokuu?,omg its anokuuuuuuuuuuu +Which starting QB has the weakest arm? Someone similar to Peyton Manning from last year.,Stafford +jokes on you. I'm ambidextrous,Jokes on you -slaps one on each hand- good luck wiping... +Well it is a repost from last year (note the date at the bottom). Still great stuff.,"Yeah, most people won't enjoy certain things reoccurring every year." +Trump says Hillary Clinton is too tough on Putin,"That's right, we should be much softer on dictators that invade foreign countries." +Did Bungie make Xur sell Bad JuJu to incentivize people buying more treasure of the lost? What are your thoughts on this?,But Bungo has no control over Xur's stock.... +Politicians are the most qualified to make highly important choices.,Informed and educated citizens will elect the politicians who best protect their interests! +The Squid Nebula.,"That's fake, the earth is 6000 years old, liberal propaganda." +"And if you think it's hard to find a 10-year old who's qualified on a cutting torch, just try finding one who's licensed to inspect them.",Damned child labor laws! +"After Weak Fundraising Numbers, Trump Gives His Campaign $10 Million",I wonder if he thinks that counts as charity. +Media bias at its best. We wouldn't want to imply the graffitists are racist because they might be white...,"Yea, the media never quickly jumps to conclusions" +Medicare Health Insurance,"If you could not spam, that would be great." +haha the Rockies' away disadvantage is the best thing in this article.,"No, no, it's totally that we have a massive advantage at Coors Field" +What's the context - that she's black as well?,"Yeah, BLM isn't political at all" +Its dreadfully slow though. :(,"Well, I guess it's time to make another API so that we have 102 of them!" +A quick overview and ride on my friends insanely fast E-Bike.,Great breaks! +"I've always maintained that there wasn't anything wrong with Roman, and he is just getting a bad rap due to the booking. He consistently puts on 4-star or above matches, and I simply couldn't wait until he got the US or IC Title, because I just had a feeling he would elevate it and have some awesome feuds, gaining a lot more respect and giving midcarders a spotlight to shine.",But he always gets carried by muh indie darlings! +Pls don't turn into nfl,ADAM SILVER IS LITERALLY ROGER GOODELL +"I know you're joking, but Trump supporters actually do argue that Hitler was a leftist, not a rightist.",He was a National **Socialist** Party of Lincoln 2016! +"The population of Polk County, Iowa is 451,677. They suspect three people in that county of voter fraud. Is this the epidemic the Republicans keep talking about?","Well golly gee, this makes illegal redistricting and *election fraud* look like nothing in comparison!" +PSA: Hardcore and Classic modes coming to BF1 soon,I'm sure this community will play this over the core mode +Peaceful protests have obviously worked so well for the Natives historically,Right so they're completely justified for their civil unrest and attempts to hurt people +Halloween 2016,"Don't forget the source, you scummy upvote monger." +Crazy how a doctor can prescribe you an addictive substance that could kill you and ruin your life but we cant legally smoke a goddamn plant in many states.,But... it's made in laboratory! +Fuck y'all!,You and America are bullies! +Utah. Definitely Utah. They don't want the devil's lettuce interfering with Mormon life.,Right after they legalize beer. +It's almost like not every situation is exactly the same and should be examined accordingly.,"Yeah, but who has the time for that?" +Tell them you're a friend of Dorothy,Only true 20th century gays will get this reference! +"That's Steam's problem, not valve.",Valve should do their own online game strore app +It's been years since I've seen Death Note and I'm still trying to figure out what it means.,oh i dunno.... maybe a notebook that causes death? +THE SPIRIT NEVER DIES!,How is it already dark even though he uploaded this before night time? +"48% TS% is awful. That's the same as Elfrid Payton, Jerian Grant, and Derrick Rose last season, or slightly worse than Huertas",True Dame fan only caring about points and not the rest of the game +op did you make this? inb4 i made this,I made this +A PC Gamer's Worst Nightmare,"Huh, I think reddit is using targeting advertising, I bought a Corsair RGB keyboard with silent switches just last night." +This frame material says CARBON ALTERNATIVE - what the heck is that - cheap crap?,"It looks like the range is called 'alternative', my guess is it's poor phrasing and they are using the same 'alternative' model frame for a no of bikes in that range." +"Pray tell, what do you think an autistic person's signature looks like?","There wasn't drool on the corner, it was hard to tell." +Kryssie just needs to go. She's insufferable and not deserving of being any step closer to the finals. Just watch her during/after last week's veto.,But she's amazing at this game and everybody else are just terrible game players. +"Also, if Russia had damning information, why would Russia give information - and thus power - to WL and not keep it for themselves. Does that make any sense?","No, but it is her turn, so don't be so logical and are you with her?" +"No way, Have driven a manual transmissions for 20+ years. Left foot is ONLY clutch. No one should be using their left foot to brake!","You must not drive a rally car, poor guy" +It's funny enough to be,Forgot the +DHL invite...,I can sell you my account if you want to +You need an automatic rifle for home defense? Why isn't a handgun good enough? Also what makes you think the average joe with an automatic rifle would win against professional soldiers with tanks and drones?,"Because they shoot stationary targets with ar15's on the weekends, obviously they would do well against a trained military" +You're not a real Pastafarian,I will spray people with tomato sauce if needed to prove my faith to my religion. +"God damn, not everything is a social justice issue. It's two cast members reuniting. Get over it.",You should know that two white people meeting up and talking is obviously as racist as a Ku Klux Klan meeting. +"Funny as that is on the surface, that is most certainly assault if you know it would cause her physical harm. Let's stay nimble, folks.",But she is perfectly healthy +"You'll find less understanding here than you'd expect, and a lot of people are not particularly nice. Sometimes you'll see something interesting though.","This sub is often INTJs asking other INTJs about what to do in social situations, which is successful 100% of the time" +"Lmao obviously a joke, that was just some random we sniped off the street. NYC is filled with feezys we decided to throw it in there as a joke. This sub sometimes lol",this is why we use +relocate to thorpe park plzzzzzzz,Nah it's gotta go to Geauga Lake +"Just a dude in his underwear, don't really think that counts as nudity.",Twitch thinks it does. +"3rd time in 4 races that Verstappen outqualified Ricciardo. Next year might be more equal in that regard. Now Verstappen is competitive in qualifying. Good in race pace. But still needs to learn consistency and staying out of trouble. Thats still the main advantage Ricciardo has, imo.","This is all assuming Ricciardo himself is stagnating of course, because there's no way Ricciardo would improve himself, right?" +Watching College Gameday When...,I think they are talking about ESPNs cable package prices. +So what is the excuse today guys?,More rigged then the 2016 elections +"maybe its 5, that sounds about right too. either way, valve knows nothing about their own community",Valve did know that End of the Line was too complicated for new players +it's a flag bus,oh gosh I'm late +"I played against a rogue last week which managed to play him twice. This isn't theory crafting, it's real.","Reno Rogue, the meta breaker we all need" +Wow. This is almost the only question you ever ask.,I bet he's not a gun nut! +Who even cares about the authenticity anymore. I'm just blown away by how much time our military can spend chasing a news story rather than actual terrorists.,"Yes, jihadist fidayeen attacks launched from Afghanistan will come to a screeching halt if Pakistan army stops complaining about high level govnt leaks." +What is this from?,Terminator 2 :) +This simply isn't true. It's a lie told by the Alberta government ad campaign. The air is actually really really clean in Alberta.,So that yellowy brown cloud hanging over Calgary on calm days is really clean ... +"I don't get the pun, but I want a Death Note skin.",So we can write SKT names in it of course! +US intercepts multiple shipments of Iranian weapons going to Houthis in Yemen,"Go America we intercepted the weapons intended to be used in the Yemeni defense against the illegal Saudi Arabian war, Go Team!" +Saraad into Thistle Tea into triple Deathwings. Seemed useless at the time until I drew the Dragonlord.,I mean *obviously* +What the hell happened to this company man..,They became courageous +1989 PREVIEW,Taylor Swift on Monstercat confirmed +How do I know this isn't a false flag by the DNC by one of their trained agitators?,not sure if missing the +I'm a D4 Riven smurf and still can't carry gold games AMA ^^^Title.,A real d4 player wouldnt lose in gold. +Perfectly Balanced Ranked Matchmaking(no),git gud scrub +skylake i7 + 16gb ram + asus/gigabyte mb + nvidia 1080 + 256gb ssd + 1tb hdd ? sound about right?,Yeah I wouldn't at all call that overkill. +"It's just an observation, calm down man.","He's an engineer, hence the poor social skills." +Woah is she actually doing more than a half assed outfit for once? I'm impressed.,I'll have you know she hand tailored that white dress she's done four shoots for already... +Anyone else's friends blame everything that goes wrong with your device on jailbreak? Recently my iPads home button has been spazzing out and I was telling my friends about it (who all know what jailbreak is from me and some are familiar but most still think it messes up your device) and all they ever do is say 'get rid of jailbreak that's what is causing it'. I know it's not cause I had it before jailbreak. But god it works me up. Anyone else?,Bro let me tell you.. my gf thinks my condoms always break because I did the jailbreak to my phone hoes be trippin +"Omg ya'll, my humble lil hometown has the first all-woman ticket in American history!!!",Proud of Henderson! +If it says PVP server it is flooded with millions of horde.,"Yeah, like Sargeras!" +I wish republicans would make that demand. I believe they will instead be content to mindlessly spew unsubstantiated charges without ever contending directly that this latest development proves anything.,"Remember, the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence." +"Why we need RH law: Poverty, Not Race, Increases The Risk Of Unintended Pregnancy","But, this is sacrilegious!" +"Is it still worth getting? Hey guys, I noticed that this game is on sale until November 2 (with a very good price too) and was wondering whether it's still worth getting? I enjoyed Payday The Heist, and most probably I'll be playing this game with one other friend (or sometimes, alone). Cheers guys, thanks for your input!","no it's not worth it, run away while you still can" +"What year are you? IB only gets really ridiculous in junior year when you start doing IAs haha. I wouldn't aim to get crazy swole, but weightlifting is fine. It helps a lot in sprints, which is like almost all of high school swimming. Don't forget to work on explosiveness too though, so if you have the means, box jumps and Olympic lifts are cool.",Yeah junior year is really picking up with IA'S With weightlifting i have done that in the past and been fine with all my lifts (good technique and everything) so i think im just going to do some of those again +Back in my day it was just gunslinger and knight,"I started playing briefly before the gunslinger was a thing, Trove has evolved so much since then!" +How do these guys keep dating people?!,Because all these women are crazy. +The scary part is that's not all that unreasonable...,Especially with him contributing so much energy to Michigan and new Mexico +Yeah but they were also saying dumb shit like he gave himself up and other stuff about him being down. I don't disagree with the excessiveness of the hit.,Yeah and they shouldn't be able to call fair catch on kicks either! +"Nuhr hin oder her aber was die Kebekus mit Comedy zu tun hat bleibt mir bis heute ein Mysterium. Was finden Leute an der witzig? No front, vielleicht verpass ich ja auch was oder bin einfach zu dumm .. kann mich jemand erleuchten?",Sie ist ne frau die derbe witze macht und wie ein assi redet..das ist comedy +"Best PvP Gun? Was wondering what the general consensus is when it comes to PvP guns, what do people prefer to use? I'm currently running 3 banshee and 3 striker using an LMG while I get the pieces together for an AB set.",Shotgun +"U.S., Russian, Japanese astronauts return from ISS, three astronauts landed safely in Kazakhstan on Sunday following a 115-day mission aboard the the International Space Station, including U.S. astronaut Kate Rubins, the first person to sequence DNA in space.","Hmm... article name and contents can't add to the cold war 2 electric boogaloo, so off to the recycling bin!" +It's not that funny mate,Found SAF's account +"De Rossi: Roma or the USA, no to Juventus",I'm sure the red bulls are looking at him +Skill level,forgot +The universe was created in 7 days by a magic sky man 6ish thousand years ago.,"it was 6003 years ago, dingus." +My thoughts exactly. I bet he's got bald tires too.,"As long as he can afford the payment, right?" +"Legacy tip is apparently significant according to that one Princeton study looking at SAT scores. I don't anyone who got in because of donations who couldn't have gotten in otherwise. However, I do know a guy who punched a cop while around campus and was going to be expelled, until the parents donated a large amount of money to fund a new facility and he had to just take a year off. So money definitely talks.",Yah but everyone in the university in the future gets to use that facility so... I think its a fair fine if we are being totally utilitarian about it.... +Kel'Thuzad hopefully.,But we already have KT... +What a bitch!,Too high-brow for this crowd... +Fuck I really wish they would sit Smith. Foles looked serviceable enough when he was in. I don't want my baby playing concussed,He was cleared by medical personnel he doesn't have a concussion +is Tom Brady the MVP favorite after this game? I don't know who else that's it would be.,"Uh, Schmidt bruh" +They've been really really bad last season winning only 1 game per month.,"It was all because of the referees and the players, you know!" +"Misty day in Ghent, Belgium","My grandma used to say that it only gets foggy in places God wants to erase... Hey Belgium, how are *you* doing?" +"woke up to this sight @ ouachita nat'l forest, arkansas","Ya know, it's generally frowned upon to pitch your tent in the middle of a gravel jogging path." +"can confirm, league hasn't been as fun since our SB win",Bountygate sucked fun out of the league. +"I don't know if this belongs here, but today, on the bus ride home, I was eavesdropping on two young hipsters talk about diwali. They were talking about why the South celebrates it a day before the north. One hipster gave an explanation that this is probably due different *time zones*. I literally bursted out laughing.",It's obviously because the south is closer to Sri Lanka +A message to white people: You're not superior to other races,"But, but we made your computer, your cars, we created the 21st century!" +"I'm impressed, four year old girl memorizes scripted routine featuring seven languages.","yup, this is impressive either way." +Yeah if I had that kind of money I'd buy a studio in SF,"Idk if 39 million is gonna cut it, on the SF market these days." +"I thought you said cheerios, I was confused.",Flaming hot cheerios sounds amazing if you're high +"Might have to go with Crye, or Flyee might have something","I should have also added that i'm 17 and make $10/hr, flyye it is" +"Arguably, most of the emissions after WWII are due to the lack of widespread use of nuclear reactors for energy production. The anti-nuke crowd, at the behest of the coal industry, has done more to prevent emission reduction than any other entity in modern history.",100% of the emissions before WW2 were non-nuclear. +u/anonymous_redhead care to respond to these...,lol +I would be sooo tempted to reassign agents to hillary on the basis of repeated threats by the leader of armed extremists and get rid of trumps peeps. This is fish don't run the secret service.,"Except reports by Secret Service members show that Trump is grateful to his detail, while Hillary is so nasty she's a punishment detail." +"Hillary Clinton calls anyone who doesn't vote for her a basket of deplorables, and she calls Bernie Sander supporters children of the recession who are basement dwellers in their parent's house. What does she call her own supporters?","Oh sure, steal my header and get it pinned :(" +Are you shaming him for not being able to hit 12?,Well...if you put it that way... +I'll never forgive 2016 for making me agree with Glenn Beck,"... and Lindsey Graham, for me." +How about a hair test? Some of that hair up there should be naturally his.,Due to the amount of overcombing we'll be able to test a decade or so from him. +U can easily get para for lab + 2 or 3keys on top. Nothing more. Or sell lab for 7keys and buy para for 9 keys or 10 lol :),easily is relative when no one is willing to part with it when they want something specific +I think you're underestimating people lol,works in mid-low diamond too +What are you going to do if Clinton wins?,Be happy that fascism lost yet again and go along with my life. +And Google won't update hangouts just to troll us and force us onto Allo I bet.,You are probably right.. as a workaround you can download the Giphy app and share through it. +When a picture speaks a thousand words.,is that? +I just finished reading 1984 for the book club I started with my Mom. She votes for Hitlery in the primary. I have been doing my best everyday sending her Donald info. I think she is turning. 1984 really helped her.,Very nice! +"How does their overlay get worse every salty bet, it has to be a gag at this point.",Next time they are gonna and sponsored advertising to the sides and have the actual game footage smaller than the camera. +"Here is my number one solution, You kill the people that use them.",Bloody brilliant. +I REALLY hope he gets minutes .,"Based on the last time Doc had a 25th pick from UNC, he probably won't." +"It has an external supply. The second screen is not the same model, unfortunately.","It could be the power supply, if you get a replacement one you'll know for sure." +"If you could have any 'feeling' made into a drug, what would that feeling be?",The feeling you get after succeeding in some difficult task +"If you're on PS4 like me just go to communities, search 'Call of Duty', join the first one and then join someone from there.",Nah im on XB1 unfortunately +"Now that the Anniversary Sale is over and 3.0 is looming over the horizon, I have but one request for CIG. Please, work on the Aoruras and Mustangs. They need some TLC, and ought to be a viable starting option. I'm not saying make them better, just improve the looks and fix some of the glaring bugs. A new players first moments in the game are already alkward enough, so can we not give them a low-poly, glitchy peashooter?",Yeah I can't even use my Mustang Beta cause I glitch out of it every time +MWR sniping changed,Not necessarily a bad thing +her profile pic... #:3,***OwO*** +Free Weekend on PC and PlayStation 4!,Does anyone have more info on the 50% off on PC and 57% off on PS4? +"Well, being politically correct and all, we no long say 'retard' as it is offensive... the correct word is u/AryanDominance.",What a u/AryanDominance. +U.S. Officials See No Direct Link Between Donald Trump and Russia,How can we possibly be expected to trust the NY Times with their obvious conservative bias? +Assisted suicide is now legal in Colorado,I have a feeling a lot of democrats are going to take them up on this offer +"The same sound is made throughout the first 15 seconds of the trailer, before the elevator is shown. But the only part with loud metal sounds is _right_ at the beginning.",I simply think it's nothing more than just a sound effect with no significance +"Yeah, and besides, if Afton is also canon to the games, then it would make the most sense for Henry to be canon, too. Afton alone makes it impossible to entirely discount TSE.","Afton only made it through because he is the only confirmed character.Some things could be identical, like appearance and names, but not everything." +I understand that you might be here to see if the game improves but please take your negativity elsewhere.,No +"Depends, did they mean * Valve'd better give us a fun mode that gives us permanent/lasting rewards this time, or I'm gonna rant and rage about the entire thing the entire time or * I hope they add a holiday event that gives us a reason to keep playing them after the novelty of it wears off, the lack of tangible/persistent rewards gives little incentive to keep playing when you could be improving your skills in the main game or getting random item drops.","no, they want free items, thats all" +beer,Yup +What is the greatest unanswered question?,"What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything?" +I am actually in the market for a new pair of shoes. I will be buying a pair of New Balance.,Hmm.. I could also use new shoes! +Had trouble? She wiped the floor with Bernie winning by millions more votes. She received more votes than Trump even. The polling data shows Hillary has a better chance of winning 400 EV's than Trump has of even reaching 270 somehow. Stop inventing reality.,Lol at all the people having a hard time trying to refute this post. +"Fuck that. I think the Kings already proved that Rondo, Gay, and Cousins make a shitty team. Why would a new city suddenly make that work?",Rondo's Gay Cousins +"I'm going to a show this weekend And my plan is to ask tons of people to take pictures of and with me so I will finally have something to post on pick a pic Tuesday and hopefully come up with some good up to date shots of myself. Also hopefully make some friends or at least make it look like I have friends. And I'll be buying beers for anyone who helps me. Idk, do you think this a weird thing to do?","Super weird, but I'll do anything for some free booze." +It's like 45 degrees in Milwaukee. How did this happen already?,I'd rather be in 45 degree weather than 90. +For PC players it will be released at 3 pm PDT not 5. 5 is CST :),"I see, fixed, thanks" +"120sports has kyrie as the 2nd best point guard in the nba & also say chris paul, james harden and kyle lowry are not top 5 point guards.",Who? +It's only Monday. We still have 7 full days of this and it's only gonna get crazier.,especially considering that the FBI seems to be leaking and counter leaking constantly +"If you could only eat one texture the rest of your life, what would it be?",pancakes +"Give an Acronym for OVERWATCH Leave your best/creative responses in the comment below, i'll pick my favorite & feature them in my next video!",There are two many comments about reapers oggling tracers. +Masochista review.,"super , wonderful , excellent , and all around peachy ;) ..all these and many more describe her" +"So, how do I find the BS on Periscope? :)",They're all on Morgan's twitter +"Parents of Reddit, what is the right age to have kids?",Somewhere between 16 and 90 +"Hmm, butt plug release valve",You could conceal carry your farts if you're ever in trouble. +"What you're saying about Nicole is true of roughly 99 to 100 percent of human beings. Even the best Big Brother players make mis-reads on people. Dan in BB14 didn't take Ian seriously until the jury votes came in and it was too late. Likewise Derrick mis-read Nicole herself, and didn't realize she was onto his game until her famous Dan comment. The players can only base their decisions on what they perceive. And they actually have to make those decisions, unlike the viewers who can just sit back and say what we would have done. They can't sit back and watch for two months before making a judgment on someone, like we can. Obviously Nicole is not one of the best BB players of all time, but her mistakes are hardly unique to her.","Everyone can misread people from time to time...I would disagree that 99 percent of people are better than her... From just this cast I would say Nat, Paul, Corey, Paulie, Bridge, Day.... come to mind as people that can read people and situations better than her (They have other flaws in their game though which hurt them) Nicole has made A LOT of misreads, and from what I have seen, she makes these mental images of people or situations in her head, and then doesn't allow for new information to change these perceptions...SOme people just take longer to develop that skill in life... that's Nicole it's just something she doesn't do well at the current time... SHe didn't do it well in BB16 and hasn't improved on it IMO... She has improved strategy, throwing comps, etc...other facets of the game... but this she hasnt I agree a lot of other people do this as well.... I'm just saying it's what separates an OK player from a good player... Nicole is an OK player IMO." +"John Oliver is a comedian, not a political analyst or economist. I'm not sure how anyone can take his content for anything but entertainment value.",Because it's well researched and factually correct. +But how will they make us pay for it?,They have their methods. +Top coal exec to Trump: 'Temper' your coal job promises,is Drumpf bringing back all the buggy-whip jobs? +Merry Christmas to the J-Mods from Australia! where the fuck are our servers cunts,yesterday +Come back Kalil :(,Don't you dare! +And how do you know that they won't fix false bans? If you refuse to report the issue.,Extrapolation based on past experience. +Marlins will retire No. 16 in honor of Jose Fernandez per Jeffrey Loria.,"I'm not crying, you're crying.. Fuck it, yeah I'm crying." +I'd love a Fallen house to help us out. Fallen are cool.,"Or we could just play as an Eliksni, that would be way cooler" +We need to get rid of a solid half the flairs as well,Blonde is still a painfully terrible flair +Goodson down,"I don't want to be an ass, but that's not much of a loss..." +"Like most suburbanites, I barely know my neighbors. My kids thought it was pretty cool, but they're getting used to this kind of thing after a couple of national commercials. My wife is proud, of course!",Glad to hear that! +Is Michael referring to Mike Schmidt or someone else entirely?,Mike Schmidt. +"From a Phillies fan who lives 20 minutes from Citi Field, be careful what you wish for.","If traffic is the problem, I live closer to IMS than any site for an MLB ballpark." +My parents got me this incredible tie for graduation. This is better than any diploma could ever be.,I N C R E D I B L E N C R E D I B L E +Zombies in Red Manor Callin it now the poster looks like a vampire zombie boooooy i hope so,cool +you over estimate our limp dicked justice system. a guy who shot up the quebec parliment and killed 4 people only got 10 years in jail,"That may be true, but that guy didn't sexually assault his victims before killing them." +"Condos will destroy the seedy,sketchy charm of Parkdale. Said charm seems to consist of being asked for spare change every few inches and the filthiest sidewalks I've ever seen but I have been assured it is authentic urban grit. I always thought grit was an irritant that one should get rid of but what do I know. As long as they leave Capitol Espresso and the Skyline Diner alone they can bulldoze every square inch of Parkdale and replace it with condos.","The Skyline Diner will have a line down the street for Sunday brunch, because of this condo." +I press the button on the front of my s7 to wake it up because it's comfortable for me to. I also like being able to just press it when it's sitting on a table. I do not like the rumor of it being removed. That's a swaying factor for me.,"I'm with you, if this is true then I guess I will be keeping my S7 for a little longer than I thought." +"MRA brigade in 3, 2, ...","But we should be discouraging violence against everywhere, irrespective of gender!" +What a dick move.,"That's the problem, his dick is too small so it ends up moving in the condom." +Give me one fucking innovation in a gun and ill be interested again. I mean all the guns that came out in the past 4 years have been striker polymer link less cam guns. So bored.,Someone should bring back those gas-operated pistols just for the hell of it. +"To be fair, he isn't the President yet. He'll just let people blame Obama until the bitter end.",and to be fair this is a huffingtonpost article +Perfect! I love how the little guy next to dad laughs.,He did it. +Adam?,Kovic? +"Every time I see posts like this, I always think This has to be the real deal. *upvotes*",This is the real deal! +"Ailes says the best method is to groom them, turn them into a sex slave, make them call you master. Trump just wants to grab their junk and be done with it. These two positions are irreconcilable and caused a major rift.",... I laughed too much at this... now I feel bad. +"As someone born in Philly and have been up in State College for almost 5 years, this is undeniably true. Sheetz isn't BAD though, it's just a step below Wawa and several steps above other gas station stores. It has pretty good drunk food, most of the menu items are much greasier. Wawa uses higher quality ingredients though and has better food.",The problem with Sheetz is you always come out smelling like it when you leave. +"Lol. Thanks for yet another brilliant example. You get away with it in your online world due to the anonymity. You wouldn't say half the shit you say here in actual real world interactions, because you'd quickly find no one would interact with you. Which I dare say you've probably already discovered, thus the amount of time you spend here. Personal attacks are banned on r)aus so I highly doubt that's true, but if it is please feel free to report my supposedly insulting comments. If you can drag yourself away from Reddit, start trying to learn some actual social skills, maybe things will look up. But we both know that's not going to happen, so please feel free to continue trawling my Reddit history and bringing me the highlights, I'm flattered you're so invested, and since you've obviously got the free time. Good luck, my poo is finished, have a great day.","There it is, the thinly veiled insults." +BASED HANNITY IS GOIN IN FAM,"Hes going ham, fam." +LPT: There is a tab on top of the can that when lifted up will push part of the lid down into the can creating a decent size hole that can be used for pouring or drinking out of. No tools needed.,I see you never went to college. +US beat Russia in hockey today.,Ayy nice +Every area should have the same amount of trees. Just like in real life,I think you forgot the +"The battery, which is probably lithium. Poor quality, a defect, improper charging and overcharging can all cause the battery to explode.","Jebus, take the vape" +This sub is a black hole of negativity and hating on BLM and other social justice issues. Ignore it.,i would say its a counter reaction to things that are happening in toronto in canada over the last year or 2 +My guildmate just got this...,"I'll take Names that you will regret a few months down the road for $500, Alex." +It's funny because the one in the picture is actually the one that would offer you the stuff.,When did sidious help anyone but himself? +"I can grant you that, but welcome to the future. People wanted commercial free TV, welcome to the new world of Product Placement. Something has to pay the bills, and just judging by the number of piracy advocates on Reddit, it sure as fucking hell ain't gonna be the people. You reap what you sow.","I do rejoice that someday, in some endless repeat cycle like *Gilligan's Island*, no one will understand the product reference." +They only care about a horse race.,"They only care about dollars, fuck all of them." +Sinai desert,Its ironic how your response is funnier than OP's joke +You mean mediocre spinners like Warne and Murali?,He's pretty obviously talking about spinners not on the list. +First shroom trip tomorrow,How was it? +EDF 2017 (2025 is better as it's improved but I didn't get the play time out of it that I did from 2017) Indigo Prophecy (Fahrenheit was the international name) Outcast,Love the EDF series +Good god you're a fucktard.,Wow. +"Ya this is like the dialogue in Better Call Saul. Every time he opens his mouth, Odenkirk is talking like he spent all day putting a sentence together.","Great trial lawyers are easily capable of this, but they have high aptitude for it and lots of practice." +He Stumped Himself...,"It's well known he was playboy billionaire, so if that didn't bother people..." +Here is why trump is still better than hillary - Trump is not a corrupt politician - Trump will not deliberately let our soldiers die - Trump is not going to let illegal immigrants destroy our country. - Trump will protect our law enforcement. - Trump will fix the corrupt government. - Trump will bring back the middle class. - Trump will fix corruption in wall street. - Trump will stop isis. - Trump will take our wealth back from China. - Trump will stop obamacare.,He was a playboy Billionaire which is well known so I'm not sure what people expected him to act in private with his friends +"You say that, but then every Kropotkin and Goldman meme gets redacted to shit.",Anarchist lies! +"JP. A user at khinsider datamined upcoming medals, and based off of them, this is most likely next week's key art medal",I want it No no I NEED IT +"Closer has been ruined for me for some time now.. I had Closer ruined for me a few years ago while at my local alt nightclub, as soon as it came on the speakers a group of people on the dance floor got in a line and started doing the moves to the Macarena. It has haunted me ever since, every time it comes on all I can think of is the entire dance floor of the WaterFront doing that bloody dance! I used to love the filthy, raw animalisticness of that song! Now it has been tainted by the image of two creepy men trying to get with a woman who's boyfriend is off fighting in a war!",That's why shootings happen +anyone know the date for the LA show?,30-Oct +Tzuyu attempting to wink,why does it seem like so many of them are terrible at winking? +Well thankfully an extremist's ideology is not always passed down by blood. We can reduce it with proper education.,Uh oh... Our education in the states leaves much to be desired. +I waited through the mushroom shrine dating sim patch for this,Editing could have been done a bit better +no rankeds on eune ?,"Not surprising, eune has problems for few days already." +The worst meme ever is that videos have to be longer horizontally than they are vertically. Juts incredibly sad that people are so desperate to distract from their own failings that they go after something so small.,Please burn the rest of whatever you're smoking and don't spread it around. +1985,Smart thinking... then you can use Doc Brown's time machine and go wherever you want.. +This is disgusting. Some things don't deserve forgiveness.,I believe thats called Stockholm Syndrome. +Is that a dude?,Dude is a dude. +"33,000 Hillary Emails Will Be Posted in November (SUUUUUUUUUUUUURPRISE!)",Registration closes in a lot of states today I think November is too late. +Vs the Jets run D? Are you high?,David Johnson would like a word with you +What super hero would have the worst unexpected consequences as a result of their power if they existed in the real world?,The Flash. +"If all of earths resources were unlimited, What would the world be like?",Infinitely large or infinitely dense. +*pow*,)': +"My husband and I were harassed leaving the Ramrod bar on Boylston street a few weeks ago. Tolerant Boston liberals throwing beer bottles at us. We just laughed and went home, and no one said a word.",Just because you may get off on being a target doesn't mean the rest of us do. +Did Harrison Barnes ever win NPOY? Did Harrison Barnes ever have sneaky hops? The answer to both of those questions is no my friend,el oh el. +The newly amalgamated Dickside Council,Looks like the head and trunk of an elephant... But I guess different people see different things..... +WWF Footprint Calculator,"Went in search of a nice picture of a bear footprint in the snow, returned with a 141% guilt trip." +"Wow, that is an odd call. Can maybe see how that'd be called in real life (ref's angle was poor), but not on this.",FIFA is getting too realistic +Natasha doesn't think that My Nat' likes to blow everyone's brains with 7.62 rounds!,You didnt say my brain is blowed +Asian beards are epic as fuck when the/if they can grow them,"Beards are not that difficult to grow for me, but growing moustache can take an eternity." +"Aww, you don't feel like it? :( Poor feefees.",The only hurt feefees i see here are from the people to lazy to do a simple google search lol +Fuck this DE piece of shit. How is Sea Steading working out douchebag?,You sound butthurt. +"Earthquake, Magnitude 6.0, 34 Km NE of Norsup, Vanuatu",Where's that earthquake guy with all the facts and words and stuff :( +"What would you do right now with $10,000?",Pay off my student loan debt and graduate debt free. +Why hasn't anyone mentioned Ian clarks 100% game last night? He shot 11/11! 8/8 FGM 3/3 3PM That's crazy,No he did not +You realize that there are ongoing earth science missions that are specially designed satellites that do far more than look out the window right?,doesn't contradict my point of how exactly funding deep space travel/research will prevent climate change research data gathering when both things require sensor packages to be boosted into space +topkek. i know you kid but I'm a fat lazy fuck and getting laid is no problem. gym is overrated ;),i ain't trying to fuck no whales though... +"Gabber? Ghettotech? Wut? ... Fuck, now I feel old.",I think they were hits for Chaz & Dave. +I have to work 14 years to make as much as he does in a week. Jesus christ.,I have to work 2 weeks for that :( +So + is the youtube version of 4chan's bump,+ +no cuz it kills you.,[[violet illusionist]] +"This is just outright lies Referring to your following paragraph, yes?","No, referring to the false claims by Fairfax that renewables were not at fault and that criticising the push towards significant renewable energy penetration is irresponsible." +Obviously the team that hasn't won in over 50 years and hasn't got goofy racism as its branding.,Are cubs really all that racist? +is there an Indian version of sausage fest? Kela mandi? lauki bazaar?,Engineering college? +"Guccifer2.0 is fraudulent. They don't mind taking down the DNC because the DNC already accomplished their goal...get Hillary the nomination. They chose the name Guccifer2.0 to make everyone forget about our legit hero, GUCCIFER. Guccifer was uncovering the shadow government and the illuminati. Far more damaging than bringing down that cunt DWS. Why would a hacker name themselves after their idol? They would be stealing the fame of their idol. Google Guccifer and all you get is Guccifer2.0.",What happened to the original guy? +I know monkey king is OP but not this OP...,Is no one actually picking treant? +Why are Americans bad at dota?,Good Jokes mate real funny See you at FUCK YOUJ +"I too have seen this, and it's almost always someone using Anika. What's odd is that Nexon seems to put a lot of work into preventing hacking. So much so that we hear quite often about legit players not being able to access the game after updating the OS or the app store. Yet we never hear feedback from Nexon about our reports of cheating such as ban reports or so on.","though if you look at their forum you can see that they wanted help in finding cheaters/hackers, and have given out rewards too players who give confirming evidence." +MRW I'm Superman constructing the Fortress of Solitude,That's looks unbelievably fun +"What is a cheap, creative, couples costume idea for Halloween?",A dildo and a fleshlight +Is it ever possible to get back lost cervical lordosis? I have a straightened cervical spine. Is it ever going to be possible to get it back to normal with exercise?,"Not sure but over about a year I improved my excess lordosis, I'd assume the reverse is possible." +"Ok, I don't care about Westworld anymore. Give me Samuraiworld",Park 2 +help! how do i open this to change the bulb? (reddit flipped the image),"Either the glass unscrews directly, or there's a screw on the side/collar you need to loosen." +What game didn't get the credit it deserved?,Rugrats PS1 game. +"I mean...even if this idea wasn't stupid by itself, if I was jailor I would be more likely to execute someone spamming",Or the Jailor could torture the jailed by spamming Never Gonna Give You Up and Lenny faces. +You can't be trans and truly gender critical At least not for long imo. If you are identifying as trans then you're supporting a harmful ideology that is directly opposed to gender critical thought. You can't have your cake and eat it too. I think too many people are afraid to say this. If you are truly against this then you have to eventually stop calling yourself trans. Thoughts?,Damn straight. +"Sorry, we had a meeting. Now we downvote chemtrail comments.","Ah, a shadow committee, controlling everything" +Boy I sure am glad a bunch of rich people working in Hollywood aren't concerned about the price increase..,The model I ordered is $100 less than last years model. +If they come out of the closet are they fabulous monkeys?,"No, turns out they're just regular guys with problems and families and stuff." +"Killing an IS-3, especially if you do it by penning his pike, is just the most satisfying thing in WoT.",I swear that side armour is twice as hard to pen as the frontal spike. +"Who are the wrestlers with the most wasted potential? Personally, I think what was done with Christian was criminal. He had the support of the fans, was great in ring, could work the mic, and could be a pretty good heel who generates genuine heat. But Vince didn't like the way he looked...",Raven (WWE) & Waylon Mercy (WWF) Hopefully Bray won't join this short list. +I would've told the barista the correct policy. (Plus backed it up with the fact that you were explicitly told what the policy was.),"To be fair, I've done that so many times and still gotten shot down with a cheeky smile on their stupid I'm the manager face." +Amen.,Can't wait to see him getting stuck into some Americans tonight! +What about metalfoe kozmo? Been seeing that more when testing out decks on ygopro and devpro recently,"It's like FKI Kozmo, only a bit more consistent and has access to a Pendulum Summon + Metalfoes Fusion monsters." +"I heart them, in fact.",Bet you can't wait for the day you can enjoy them beyond mere photos on the internet. +"THIS IS ME. Work xmas party dress I'm having this convo in my head OK you want to wear the kinda sexy orange party dress, but like in case you chicken out on the night, here buy this black and white retro not as sexy but still nice dress This argument makes a lot of sense in my head.",No worrys that argument makes a lot of sense to any woman ;) +This certainly would decrease champion select problems. But what would be a huge disadvantage is that you still are a team of 5 randoms while in fact you are full premade and matchmaking will put you up against other 5 man teams every game which may not be a fun experience as they probably are more coordinated.,its not that bad you will lose some games and be placed in the good elo to be vs same level premade as you. +"Funny that every economic study on the impact of immigration on wages is either zero, or negligible within the margin of error. But of course, that doesn't fit your perceived narrative, and fuck those experts with their facts. Welcome to post-truth politics.",It must be so odd to have to rely on what someone tells you is reality instead of looking at what's actually happening around you. +Why don't you care about me anymore?,You knew what this was! +I'm a polyamorous woman and I link to several of my male partners' okcupid profiles on my own. This was sent to them both by someone who viewed my profile but never messaged me.,Polyamorous totally means slutty and will fuck anyone. +Who are you surprised managed to survive the 2016 celebrity genocide?,GRRM +"Everyone talks about the office workday being from 9-5, but I've never met anyone that has a job with those hours; they all work 8-5.","(3-6am) - (12-9pm) depending on the amount of work, time of year, how many jobs I envy the 8-5 workers at least they have set times" +"Interesting, I have an older graphics card and I had to go into my Nvidia control panel and have it optimize the game for me because when I tried to play, everything was in slow motion. After I did that the game ran fine and I've been able to tweak the settings in game to my liking without replicating whatever was going on initially.","That actually seemed to be one of the few more serious bugs in the beginning of the game, which was imho fixed with 1.05." +"i like Bio, but can definitely see Heatwave reigning king until the next batch.",I hope so because heatwave is my least favorite which means I can get all the other BMs for the lowww +$100 dollars an hour? This is an outrage!!!,"Yeah, it's tough living on so little money, but financial hardship is unfortunately a reality for many developers these days." +J,E +Skate 3 Backwords Compatible?,"This is all thanks to Trump, he made America skate again!" +The age of your account is very questionable. You're definitely pushing an agenda.,"Yeah we should be judging posts based on the age of the OPs Reddit account, not on their contents." +"Now I'm sad. I wanted to properly EV train Nebby, so I left it in the box so it wouldn't get a bunch of junk EVs. Had I known, I'd have brought it with me anyway.",That's why I'm sitting on 400ish of each kind of EV-lowering berry. +"Posted to Earthporn but figured you guys might like it too, Milky Way and bristlecone pine, CA",Hngg that stench +"How to beat pantheon? I know panth is one of our hardest matchups, but after getting rekt last game, I figured that I would ask. How do y'all survive lane against him?","if he starts corrupting pot you can trade levels 1 2 3 then turtle, get tabis" +"X Factor is good. Judgement of Heaven, 2 AM for the night owls, and of course Sign of the Cross","I enjoy it, but Virtual is much better." +new century. men are forbidden to think nice things.,Wtf are you rambling about +"Some liberals are truly mentally ill, and people like John Oliver are exploiting their disability.",Please don't call it a disability because then under ADA laws we'll have to accommodate it everywhere +"Good thing Hispanic early voting, a more numerous group than blacks, are strongly up then huh.",It's not compensating for the drop in black vote so far. +Two wrongs don't make a right.,"yeah, but two left jabs usually mean there is one coming..." +"What is your favorite flavor of Monster? As they are the new title sponsor, it's time to discuss. I love them all, but here are my top picks: - Assult (Grey Camo) - Absolutley Zero (Blue/Black) - Khaos (Orange) - Ultra Zero (White)",M-80 +Kudos for expanding the team post launch rather than cutting it down. (I'm looking at you Ubisoft),Making a ginormous pile of money out of the gate certainly helped... +"Lmao. Sounds like you need to visit that sub yourself. And, by the way, people wouldn't be calling this sub a cesspool of propaganda if it wasn't filled with it.",I like to think I started calling this place a propaganda source before it was cool. +The Popeman Has Had Enough of Europe's Heresy (Holy Trinity Run),Holy shit thats a huge army. +you people are delusional. if he was so talented like yall are insisting he would be getting playing time. he's a cover 2 corner and that's it.,"All he stated was that Banks performed well against Calvin Johnson when he got the chance, which is true." +"They don't have to be functionless to be vestigial, even in biology. Vestigiality refers to genetically determined structures or attributes that have lost some or all of their ancestral function in a given species, but have been retained during the process of evolution. Some *or* all. Definition in the Free Dictionary (the biological definition): Biology) (of certain organs or parts of organisms) having attained a simple structure and reduced size and function during the evolution of the species: the vestigial pelvic girdle of a snake. Simple structure and *reduced size and function*...reduced function, not absent function. Vestigial, even in biology, does not mean that *all* function has been eliminated, just some or the majority of it. The pelvic girdle in whales and other sea mammals have not lost *all* their function as you pointed out, but they have lost most of it, and therefore fall correctly under the term 'vestigial'. Just like the human tailbone and the appendix. They are vestigial but they also have not lost all their function. The appendix still, in most people, 'reboots' the gut with beneficial bacteria to help aid in digestion and the tailbone still serves as an anchor point and support for pelvic muscles and structures. Though I can see where you are confused as well.",M8 I was just going off what Google have as a definition fam +I'm too fat to be able to do this... D-:,"Than get skinny, doesn't hurt to atleast try" +"Oh was Hoxton Housewarming this years Crimefest? I suppose that makes sense, just didn't think about it.",yep - they just rebranded after the shitshow last year +"Any Chance the lost levels from Crash Bandicoot 1 will return? So if you guys know your Crash 1 history you know theirs a few levels that were cut, some where alt versions of levels others had new enemy types and were entirely different , you guys think those levels in particular could make a return as well as the lost enemy types?","Interesting... i did not thought of this yet but as it seems like they have redone a few things (added time trials, make bonus rounds replayable and count for the total box counter) so i believe it is a possible thing for them to add those levels (also with checkpoints saving your box counter now stormy ascent would not be even that hard to get the gem on)." +If we upvote this enough times Tachanka will show up when you google God.,Aren't you suppose to put 'God' before the post so that it actually WOULD show up if it was upvoted? +Would you like to go to the movies with me tonight? Generic excuse Did you just say 'generic excuse' ? ...... Uhhhh,Shiiiit movies I'll do even if I was gonna do nothing cause all I have to do is sit there +"But if you somehow live, you have to pay off your loans in your worser position :L",Buy a gun before you do it to make sure +She has a very good track record of working with former rivals and across the isle. The primaries with Obama were a lot uglier than the ones with Bernie. She has no reason not to bring him in.,From your lips to God's ears... +"Para vos, cual fue el mejor capitulo de Los Simuladores? Discuss..","Me gusta mucho el primero, ese que ayudan a una pareja separada a que se reunan de nuevo, que el tipo es un artista mediocre." +Well youre not going erase 2-3 years of bad play in <30 games. If they get into top 20 in opp. points and opp. FG% then I'd chalk that up as a win for them this year and look to really break out next season.,Top 20 out of 30? +"Comey should also announce how many investigations of Trump, Trumps's employees, and their spouses are ongoing.","I can answer this one for you, 0." +Are you kidding? I know he sucks ass but he very much is MSM.,"He's a far-right opinion monger, not a journalist." +"Trump is post-logic. His campaign is so fucking stupid that this is what Conway believes is a valid defense. It boggles the mind. I'd call it gaslighting but that would imply they have some sort of deliberate strategy. They don't, they just make it up as they go along.",It IS a valid defense insofar as it will work on people who are able to be convinced to support the Big Orange Asshole. +Anyone else see these chick fil a food trucks?,I wish I had one of these parked in my driveway. +A Christian left a letter on my door step,RIP sinner have fun burning in hell +"For me it was finally (way too late probably) discovering Goblin Glider Kits. As a class with no fall mitigation stuff, a few gold to keep a stack of these in my bag was a huge quality of life improvement.",Goblin Glider was much better before 7.1 and you could use it in raids and dungeons to get around... +How long will Overwatch last? Yes yes I know this might have been asked before but I'm curious about your opinion on the matter! Way too many people compare OW to TF2 (imo they are too different) and that got me thinking if TF2 lasted so long because of it's dedicated community and customization what about OW? How long do you think it'll last?,"I'll be playing it until queue times are longer than 10 minutes, but looking at how long WoW survived, I think it's here to stay for a while." +"If he's leaving his Twitter handle on the artwork, I don't think he's actually very worried about going to jail.",It looks photoshopped anyway +K-9 unit tackles escaping car thief,tackles? +You threw an ATT fighter into Jackson/Wink.,Romero sort of trains at jacksons on and off +Which Guardian are you most excited to see in Guadians vol 2?. I am really excited for Rocket in Vol 2. He seems to to be the most confident and ready out of all the Guardians.,Rocket +Titanfall 2 podcast discussion Verdict I don't have a sub to TB's twitch channel and I usually wait for the podcast. For those who've seen it what's the word on Titanfall 2? Thanks,"Titanfall 1 + small improvements = Titanfall 2 He hasn't played a lot of the campaign yet, but so far(1h) it's nothing special(better than bf1)." +"I don't like borders, and the strategies including borders are basically trying to throw the third world under the bus to win elections. There could be a artificial boom by repatriating production into developed nations, but ultimately that would hurt everybody by decreasing the overall productivity of the global economic system. And it would especially hurt those people who now have those jobs, that is already marginal people in places like Bangladesh.",Not to mention free trade is good for international relations and for the global economy. +The Man that Gravity Forgot is the perfect nickname for him.,I prefer The Man that Wellness Policy Forgot +Nose picker,"That man went in to be a priest, after she set him in his place" +I always hear the stars are the shittiest instead of shootiest.,That's noise pollution for ya. +"Hm, 4 tips... 1. rotate people out of war based on results; if they have high weight and fail to get the needed number of stars, sit them for a war. This increases your % of good players. Be reasonable with this too; take other factors into account (such as if they only have one more war before opting out for a week to upgrade a hero). 2. target selection: don't blindly hit mirrors, but instead, attack for 3. Sometimes this means attacking up, sometimes down. 3. on the tough targets, have a lower level player do a scout attack first, using a similar army as what the higher level player is planning to do. the objective is to reveal CC, traps, teslas. And, if the scout attack gets 2 stars, maybe in the late game it turns out that you need the high player to clean up lower after all. 4. have people (especially close to the top of the map) opt out of war when they won't be able to attack with all heroes. This almost goes without saying, but if you have any absolute bozos (people who refuse to lure CC, or who just cannot learn), don't be afraid to sit them out long term, or kick them.",#4 aaaalllll day long +Dessert al cocco immagino,Serviti in piatti caldi +Which version of the Bible should I read? As far as I've been told the two most commonly used version are the King James and NIV. Other than their names that is all I know. Can anyone help me make the better choice,"Oh, the true one" +I also am not countering that aliens have infested my couch and have taken my remote control hostage. Clearly the conspiracy goes deeper,*X-Files music plays* +In any case Guhle is being sent down tonight.,And it's a damn shame +More humans have been to the moon than have been to the bottom of the Mariana Trench.,"Makes you wonder, why does so much water exist?" +Let's just cut the entire league down to about 16 blue blood schools and make every year absurd television ratings.,There aren't 18 blue bloods though. +Why not? Next you're going to tell me groping women without their consent isn't sexual assault.,Lol why not +Mike Pence: 'I Don't Understand' Michelle Obama's Criticism of Donald Trump,"How could you, you're an idiot sir" +Harambe?,No no he had info on clinton +"Where are all of Trump's accusers? Where did they go? Surely they weren't making it up, to slander Trump during his campaign.",Sad thing is that some people actually believe those lies. +Looks like Greek to me.,"Maybe not Greek, but looks very Slavic." +It was supposed to be bush vs clinton. Nobody ever expected a free market guy,Or bernie +Think of the children!,r/literallyunbelievable +Heat seeking radar? I thought there were generally two main types of missile tracking. Heat seeking and radar.,"Yeah exactly, that's why this ELI5 is helpful." +(SD Spoilers) Slap,The Miz is going to star in the post-cancellation version of The Slap. +cold doxxo finds a coat,Stay warm puppers +no shave november has started? here some facts about bears,"As someone who's shaved since 13, you have nothing to be jealous of." +Let me get this right. The claim is Putin and Comey are rigging the election by exposing how the DNC is rigging the election?,You've got it straight. +They didnt.,"They actually did, Brietbart (Gravis) had Hillary +4 in their last election poll" +"Only because she's hot. If she was 200 pounds and ugly, I'm guessing most people wouldn't find it terribly endearing.",It would still be funny though I wouldn't want to fuck her. +fifa 16 servers are empty so game feels smooth obviously,That's not how that works +Now *these* are the kind of wars we need.,BREAKING: PAKISTAN CATCHES INDIAN SPY TEACHING CHILDREN HOW TO READ +"Best album of the 21st Century? What do you guys think the best album that has been released in the 21st century is. In terms of ambition, success, influence etc. Any genre, any artist, just interested to hear what people think! For me, it's My Beautiful Dark Fantasy by Kanye West. I am continually amazed by how good that album is. Such raw emotion and top notch production. It's unreal! What're your votes?",* Madvillain - Madvillainy * Animal Collective - Merriweather Post Pavillion +Where's Trump on this?,Probably privately condemning the bombers for not succeeding in their attempt. +How many candles are ya burning?,"~~How many candles are ya burning?~~ More like, Not so fast, how many candles?" +Rocket League,Yea but I'd categorize Rocket League as a sports games and they've always been the exception somehow. +Never seen this cloud formation before..,Maybe it will bring some much needed rain to the Southeast +It's a comedic farce. The acting fits.,"Yeah, I may have been watching it from the wrong angle." +Yahoo really scored Mariota higher than Ryan? Is it because of the rushing yards and not huge penalties for INTs?,"4 point passing touchdowns, and mariota had a rushing touchdown too." +"since we hate all SFV, and we hate smash... why do people come here? tranny porn?","To hate Street Fighter V and Smash Also, porn" +Inflation + low employment + stagnant wages = bad times for all,But Obama said the Employment numbers were fine? +How did you lose your virginity?,Sex in a bed +Please tell me the VR experience on Kraken is optional. I don't understand VR on roller coasters. Why would you want to take away the experience of riding one without being able to see it?,its just so they dont have to re-paint ;) +"Hope not, don't think I hate a player more than Harry Kane.",Dele Alli? +Dinosaur needs help taking the T.,Scientific name is Bostoni Badonkadonkasaurus. +"To elaborate on this if you're gonna pull out anyway, It's not the prejaculate that contains sperm that gets the girl pregnant. Its the left over sperm in your urethra from previous ejaculations that may be carried up by your prejaculate that will screw you. That is why it's advocated to pee after ejaculating in order to clear up the urethra. So if you're gonna pull out. Pee first.","Also, its very easy to just pull out too late." +Did you know everyone that drinks water eventually dies?,"yep, that is why you enjoy the taste of water while you can=)" +Unofficial R/leafs fantasy hockey league Wondering if there's any demand for an espn league since the official one is yahoo only,"10 people now, definitely enough to fill out a league, max number of teams is 20 though." +But Leivo!!,"Could send down Brown, or hopefully Polak" +GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDD MORNING COBALT! - Feel like shit? Crank it up to 11 and bass boost on.,Thanks daddy I feel better +"Chris Farley founded it, Jack Black currently runs it.",Jack Black doesn't do a lot of running. +"Obligatory Daylight Time post. 2 AM PDT is reset, 2 PM PDT is raid launch. This impacts international people that don't know about the US's timezones.",I have attached a time converter for all those not covered sir :) +this is what happens when abortion is illegal,It said it was a miscarriage. +I was just trying to start a thing..,"Damn it, I missed my que." +Did a mobile game hurt you?,Yes. +This person is right in a sense: it is the endgame. A united global government would allow the state much greater control.,But then they wouldn't be able to say to move to Somalia. +I haven't seen a 2 card OTK deck turn 5....,Hey HEY... he had to truesilver too +#WEW LAD,WEE LAD +"Trying to avoid being super negative on this post, but yeah, I agree. What does Be wrong until you are right even mean? It's not like oh he was right all along because this is something about being *wrong* and then magically becoming *right?*","Badger your opposition until they agree with whatever you want, just so they don't have to hear your voice again!" +How can you not remember the free weezy t shirts,I'll take one 'weezy' please! +So?,? +So how is Fox News any different from MSNBC or any other garbage network/publication for that matter?,I hope you are being sarcastic +"WI Lawmaker: Dems Are Stalling, Recount Will Not Be Completed, State Will Be Forfeited-- WON'T COUNT FOR TRUMP!",Can we get a recount on every democrat state next election cycle so that it stalls and we win by default? +"I'm going to be completely honest and say these new alts have been half assed. The idea is great and black is always cool, but the arm stripe leaves more to be desired, orange/black name plate above white/black letters clash, and lack of creativity on the shoulders looks unfinished. And I'm not saying it has to be busier. There are some minor tweaks you can make to this (and the golds) to go from ok to legendary. This kind of looks like a practice jersey or a fake jersey you get from those illegal wholesale Chinese websites.",Isn't it just a black and orange version of the pens jerseys? +"Does anybody else find Yugioh to be overwhelming at times? I've become pretty devoted to Yugioh in the past few months, and am just constantly juggling what decks I wanna play, checking card prices, and making sure I'm never losing value from my cards. Is anybody else like this? And if so, what can you do to stop feeling so overwhelmed by these things?","Don't blame the game, blame the shitty secondary market" +Don't you get kicked for inactivity?,"Same, don't you get kicked or does he use something to make the player walk constantly" +Lots of people use crappy cardboards...,"yeah and thats what these headsets will look like visually, but cost 300$" +"MFW The Media defends brutal dictator Fidel Castro separating themselves from yet another minority, this time Cubans.",We have to thank all these people on the left for being our best recruiters! +Yeah but his wings have been clipped. It's not the same.,His crow wings? +"Can anyone answer to the difficulty of Heroics and Mythics. Normals feel like LFR mode now. Can completely ignore all mechanics and not wipe. Only just hit 110 last night, so tonight its time to try some heroics.","heroic is pretty faceroll too, mythic is decently challenging at lower gear level." +"Had no problems healing a HOV +7 with a Brewmaster tank. Not sure if that counts as high level, but if not I don't know what is.",not considered high level till you get to the 3rd affix :p +Kenedy won't make it at Chelsea,Yea... we should loan him to West brom and then sell him to everton or werder bremen........... +DRAIN THE SWAMP and LOCK HER UP,Maybe LOCK HER UP and then BURY HER IN THE SWAMP? +"I actually was talking with my friend about this exact same thing last night but we weren't sure how the lowest-end faired. *Really* hoping they fix this before the full release as it's really bad to penalize those who are using higher settings -- it's the same as giving people with higher settings the advantage, it's stupid and unfair to do that on the PC platform. If you say their hardware is good enough to play the game, the *gameplay* should be the same.",Well looks like you are going to have to go protest just about every game that has ever released on PC. +I highly doubt Trump's evangelical handlers will allow him to be any different.,And you'd be wrong. +"Nobody here has time for shitposting. I want to be generous considering an extremely supplemental bonus that I recieved not too long ago. If this gets 300 upvotes, only the first 300 will receive a copy of pokemon sun or moon. No bullshit.","Doesn't hurt to try, does it?" +Sony should start a comedy show.,They should've focused on 1080p/60FPS instead of 4k/30FPS upscaled. +Small teaser for a new OC,KILL ME +10=October. What?,i'm fucking retarded. +There isn't a way to delete or edit yet but there will be soon!,"Would it be possible where if two people both have the app installed, they can save the other person's sticker into their drawer?" +"Haha, clearly science isn't working these days. Please excuse me while I deny science on my 20nm cpu, voice recognizing, bagel-making computer.",You might want to install some extra fans if you're cooking bagels on your computer. +"You tasted your cum? I mean I don't think it tastes nice, but not all food looks tasty either.","Yes, unfortunately..." +"Blue Pride members moved up 1,286 spots this offseason Finally got my packet in the mail yesterday. Came with a little Blue Pride handbag.",Nice! +Pls let them wake the Beyhive. He's gonna get lemon and bee emojis on his insta for months.,Hannity is already being pissy at Jay-Z it's only a matter of time. +I think this represents what we need for a osu!tutorial revamp,Should have had Notch Hell for slider. +"So it seems ssgss vegito is the first card that can break a million all on its own! Let's say an average turn u get two counters, that's around 300k damage. A super for about 250-300k. Then let's say just two basic attacks for around 80k each and we're already at ss3 gotenks and LR goku levels. But if even just one of the additional attacks is a super, that could be over a million easily!",SSR Goku Black hits for 1.4m damage. +How is this different than CY Young,The voters +America picked it up on radar and laughed.,"This is the big lie about stealth aircraft: Various stealth aircraft tend to only be stealthy from certain angles, and different radars can see stealth aircraft with no problem." +"Ok guys, I have no idea how you could live like that.",it's a pretty stiff existence +Its also free to play and you get tons of 14-18 year olds who dont know how to control their emotions and default to trash talk because they dont understand repercussions. Its the same problem you have on xbox live. Kids + required teamwork = hissy fits,I'm so glad I'm a high enough rank to avoid the Xbox live people +Jesus fuuck. In Denmark it'll take you roughly 20 hours of class and in-car training to get a driving license.. *if* you pass both tests.,Lthats about what it takes to get a license in the states as well. +"I just started noticing the screenshake per hit/block in SFV And it's extremely jarring and excessive. It would be much better to just reserve for special moves on hit for that extra impact. Not on every normal even on block. Capcom, please fix. [](/BibleThump)",You literally just noticed 9 months after release but it's *extremely jarring and excessive*? +I think Judas's biggest crime was never understanding personal space.,In all of these Judas seems to be portrayed with the stereotypical hooked Jewish nose and a sloping forehead. +"Bourbon County Stout is a legend, but probably not as old as we think",Time for a class action lawsuit based on false advertising boys! +Shit like this you're not supposed to share so the retards who are pretending to be disabled can rightfully get their shit towed and/or fined.,Quick down vote this post so it gets no visibility! +"In other news, Ezra Levant tries desperately to stay relevant.",You gonna get sued. +"As a European, this has been boggling my mind for decades",You should read up on what it takes to remove it and then realize why it's practically impossible to remove +Did I make a mistake voting for Trump?,The real mistake is assuming his supporters have any semblance of logic to begin with +What is something that most people don't realize is a huge waste of money?,college +"Scoreboard: Friday, October 28 - Hannity leads ratings.",O'Reilly rerun gets more views than CNN. +My harvest did not come in this year so it looks like my children and I will die this winter.,Me_irl xD +Christians are 'fearful to mention their faith in public',"They're so oppressed, won't someone think of the religious majority?" +"Need help with proper rebuttal So there was this image of two babies talking in a mother's womb where one said I don't believe in mother, I'm an atheist, I mean have you ever seen mom? Help!","Try and come up with something in your own, first." +Listening to those 10 hour long repeat videos of a short but catchy song.,Deorro - Five Hours +He did it 2014 why do people act like he wasn't hurt last year?,"He still went 3-1 when he started last year, on a team that ended the season 4-12." +I am the only retarded than when tries extract all files from rar give me 47 corrupt files?,Sounds like a corrupt or incomplete download. +"Do you read anything, because the article you linked to states that Trump was worried about immigrants from the Philippines being terrorists and nothing about Diterte being a thug. Typical of Trump, he insults the marginal and praises the powerful and corrupt.","Can't read articles, too busy Making America Great Again" +WHERE'S COMMISSIONER GORDON,Sessions has to be Gordon +Pharmacists have Dr. before their names?,"To my knowledge, yes." +"My respect for Daniel Bryan has gone even higher than before... There's no way he didn't tell, or at least let, Brie and the makers of Total Divas to mention his battle with depression. Knowing what kind of guy he is (I don't, but I can make an impression), he decided to be open about it to help others with the same struggle. If a WRESTLING GOD such as Daniel Bryan, the hero of Wrestlemania XXX, the husband of a hot wife and a millionaire can struggle with this, it somehow makes the struggles of others (including myself) seem... better, somehow. It just does. This is a guy who mentioned a children's cancer charity in his **retirement speech**. The one night when it should be all about him, and he plugs a children's cancer charity. Also the guy who told fans who might be having financial difficulties to make their own merch, since that's what he would do. On a slightly related note, I think it'd be kind of cool for WWE to have mental health awareness be their next big cause. Granted, with characters like Psycho Sid and The Lunatic Fringe Dean Ambrose and the whole Benoit thing, it might seem a little iffy, but I think there'd be a lot of people that took comfort in something like that.",Could also just be scripted to push Total Bellas +"Josh Reddick would rake in Camden, and I don't really mind the O's, so this would be acceptable.",I'll trade for betts +"Seahawks safety Earl Thomas downgraded to OUT, breaks his streak of 106 straight starts",That hit on gronk was too intense for his body +Cheesehead,BrownPants +So quickly. Operation Deforestation anyone?,Operation Forest Fire is more like it +Sarah McGlachlan: in the arms of the banner,will there be a fetal position emote too? +Our RBs and defenses have been feasting on Aggies for years,Which is somewhat surprising because of how much it stinks +"What's the benefit of Madagascar in Risk? I know Australia because of the whole-continent one-entrance and only 4 territories thing, but I don't see a similar benefit in Madagascar. Not an experienced player so I'd love to know.",It's a good isolated region to stage inland attacks on Africa and even the Mediterranean in late game +Wo?,das statt **dass** +Never forget: The Long Island Bomber,"Not gonnie lie i completely forgot about this, great job joeroganpodcastfan" +"And who is triggered now, huh?",You :p +Increase the cap timer exponentially depending on how much overpop is there. I would love to see a 96+ zerg with 90% pop have to sit and wait 15-30 minutes for a one point base to cap. This would hopefully make people get bored and go actually fight.,This please. +This. We literally had to become ironic occultists to battle them. There is something strange going on in this world.,##PRAISE KEK. +"The infrastructure will become much more localized: each house or neighborhood can have its own solar arrays, and the home battery packs and cars themselves store the generated energy. Generators can be used to satisfy peak demand or long periods of darkness.","i hope so, and thats how we could sustain our power grid, but i feel that the rise of electric cars more heavy use of power will outpace the infrastructure development, which means in the mid term, we might be sort of fucked on power costs." +Calamine lotion has been shown to be a placebo. I've found Gold Bond creme or Aspercreme with 4% licodaine works wonders.,There are numerous studies that prove placebos to be effective at treating multiple ailments ;) +"BBQ transmog/hoh So, BBQ just got some changes and mimir was a consideration for hoh this past rotation so they could show off their changes. However, we got brownie. Next month is dark, and their transmog ad has Hrungnir(my only good ld lightening) Considering they just patched BBQs and are releasing a transmog, Is it safe to guess hrungnir may be next hoh?",No the ld barbaric kings are way too good for hoh food considering they are by far better than their other elemental brothers +"In the UK, running a blog over HTTPS is terrorism, says Scotland Yard",so glad that obama is going to hand over the internet to someone over there. +Could you decide for me? I'm stuck in a loop of which one to chose :D,"I put 10 Votes in there, i will let you decide which one i voted for ;)" +"Nah, our front office might do something that stupid, I don't think theirs would. Besides, who would play backup for us once Tyrod gets injured trying to carry the offense?",Tyrod wishes he could carry an offense. +Yes. I can see him leaving like Wade when this championship window closes.,His championship window is the size of a fucking lake though... +Predicting the Anderson shutout to a disgruntled oilers fan,And the Andersen-Anderson confusion continues +Deli customers are mostly crazy and have ZERO patience.,Whenever I get a nice customer I'm in so much disbelief I nearly cry lolol got one really nice lady yesterday and I was like well there goes a unicorn XD +"I took mine twice. IT changed my life in short order, now a tall order doesn't seem so tall. Almost nearly possible. The World.",Can you be specific? +Cincinnatti vs Houston and then some nfl thing brought to you by Red Pandas,"I dont want to tell Jesse about football, but if a guy runs the ball one way and then hands it off going the other, that is a single reverse still, not a double." +Every morning when i wake up late to work,I think you need to move your wake-up alarm device across the room so you can't just shut it off from bed. +"Its on the far right, not left",Aah no wonder I couldn't see it! +"FYI, cipro and the entire line of fluoroquinolone are well known for causing c diff. She is almost certainly on flagyl, MAYBE PO vanc or fidaxomicin",You are right my mistake on that one I was thinking of cellulitis +A million bombers should be a sufficient amount to get you whatever you want.,But gas money :( +Jax with lamp posts.,Aurelion sol with stars? +bUT i HAS NO IDEA THIS PS4 WASN'T A WATERMELON,Just wait for Watermelon Pro... +"How have we got to the point where police have explicitly stated that the incident wasn't politically, religiously or ideologically motivated, and so many people think that they must be lying? Seriously?","I've never said that they're lying, I'd just love to see what this bloke was trying to do" +Like killing socialists and communists?,That's something that people of all political stripes should be proud of. +Gary Johnson is the guy suggesting a different game.,What is a handgun +"What are your bottlenecks in dating / relationships / okc? I'm curious as to what people have difficulty with and how it differs from my experience. I'm pretty new to dating, so I don't quite know what activities I like doing with other people yet when on dates. Also I keep messaging people, then chickening out after I get a response.",Getting a date. +Isn't she a Marxist and/or Trotskyist? I think that would qualify one as a communist.,i honestly dont know. +TIL a poll of 1000 members of the World Gaming Executives network voted Baldur's Gate as their favourite game of all time.,"Well, now I want to play it again." +"I have 65 axiomatic beads, 86 network keys, 245 house banners and 346 silken codex, I'm set for life and I advice everyone to start collecting these just for the off chance that you run out",I have about 50 of each and saved all three of my Queen's crystal things that give you 2500 glimmer +ty alot guys :),"No, no, thank *you*." +Cave hideout base,did you take off building limitations? +My trader just informed me that America is trading with me. How thoughtful,"I really wish we could turn those notifications off, I find them just invasive and pointless, they fill too much of the screen." +She does sex on camera!,My man! +Trade you for BC?,Please... +Where's the quid pro quo in the Clinton Foundation donations? It's pretty clear in the Trump donation.,"Doesn't really seem to matter if there is quid pro quo, the media won't talk about it and Clinton supporters just deny it and this circus just keeps on going." +An interesting aerial dribble,HE HAD A FAMILY +CBS Just TRIGGERED the LIBTARDS: President-elect Trump is going to be inheriting the worse fiscal situation of any president other than President Truman..,Good thing we elected a businessman instead of a shit for brains liberal. +My Great Grandma and Mom in the early 80s.,Um. +"FRIENDLY REMINDER: Some companies hate you so much for wanting to Make America Great Again, they don't want your money.",Most of these are brands owned by Pepsi Co +"Throwing a fit? lol don't flatter yourself bud, I'm playing with another special child of the_donald. If it helps you feel a little less triggered you can go here and downvote all my comments :)",Sorry that your retarded comments are retarded My bad +Would you feel insulted if you were called Voluptuous?,No +She looks like Anya Olsen.,Who dat +Which takes 24 hours to build and can only build 1 at a time.,that's not really that much of a problem +"Not at 14 you can't, at least not in most states. Nowadays most states you can't even get your permit until you're 16.",In florida you can :P +Silver squad for WL,Kelechi is good but expensive. +Redditor is fed up of being able to see in four dimensions,r/iamveryinsane +Obvious foul.,lol sry m7 +We don't tolerate that around these parts,We *only* tolerate that around these parts. +Too much water in the second episode,yup way too much it destroyed everything +"Hmmm... I don't know. I know they value championships, but I don't think they will put enough value on them to make up for a worse record. Remember in this situation that Tenn would be 11-2 and Bama would be 12-1.","Yeah, but IF UT can beat them in the SECCG I think it would weigh enough to make up for their loss to Bama during the regular season." +"OBJ was going against a dominate defense and had his career worst game. It was a good call. Sitting a WR1 is usually a loss, but sometimes you gotta make a tough decision. It gave me a win.",how would you live with yourself it it costed you the win though? +I'm really glad you're not in charge of the executive branch's political strategy.,Maybe we should throw in some cash to sweeten the deal! +"I'm British, living in Poland. Whenever I'm in the city I always stop and help people holding maps, because there's really not much support for tourists and I want to give other visitors a good impression. However, I usually talk to them in a really thick, fake Slavic accent, but segue into my plummy English accent over the course of the conversation. If they ever comment on how good my English is, I lapse straight back into the fake Polish one and Fank very much for nice words, I try do my best but is hard, you know?",Just be sure to give them wrong directions. +What are you supposed to be doing if your the only one alive in conquest? I always panic cause I know everyone is watching me.,Spam vel and jump +17 looking for some intelligent mature kikpals,What a great and inviting username you have there +"Reddit, what is something that annoyed you today?",My dealer is taking forever to reply to me +Things that go bump in the night.,You aren't allowed to just take a picture of your Lego. +Are we seriously buffing iron grasp on top of nerfing sabo hooks? no point to even struggle anymore jeez...,IG is significantly nerfed... +"A four-question survey. Conflating sexism with disagreeing with feminism. Using bad and vague examples of what feminism is, and then (inappropriately) assuming people agree about what the goals of feminism are (*feminists* don't agree) So their conclusion is incorrect. It isn't correlated with *sexism* unless you think *any* disagreement with undefined feminsm makes you a sexist. Even their question was poorly worded and apparently *intended* to introduce bias. Feminists are making *entirely* reasonable demands of men. Don't think a rape accusation should be worth an automatic guilty verdict? Some feminists do. You must be a sexist. I assume you're voting for Trump?","Stop, your reading comprehension and logic are not wanted in this sub." +No you're the puppet!,Real good argument you have there. +Is every Islamic Terrorist a Muslim?,So you cannot actually answer the question and instead want to rely on churlish games? +John Fox won't say if Jay Cutler gets his job back when healthy,Lol +Nevercake.,[VVN]. +I fear when she's 18 wearing it like a bra there will be dozens of Up and Down votes happening back to back...,He has got to keep the karma train rolling +Lightsaber. I see a badass lightsaber.,"Well, usually when people see this, it's also the last thing they see." +"I think the manufacturers prefer multifunction printer, but it's heretical to use that term outside of the factory or sales floor.",Is it bad that only now did I remember what it actually stood for after using motherfucking for so long? +"Something to bear in mind is that he has already stated that he would fire generals and replace them. I think what might happen is that in lieu of following his orders, the military command system might freeze up as they wait for relief from Congress. I'm just imagining a situation where he does something reckless, and the generals in place won't stop him. It could be sending in US Forces into Mosul, drone bombing Assad, or withdrawing support from Ukraine. Say if Trump was angry at George W. Bush. Could he extradite him to the Hague for war crimes? Could Trump try to forcibly extradite any/all illegal immigrants? Could Trump have intelligence agencies pass on information to particular businesses? Could he force them to divulge Secret/Top Secret files that he feels would embarrass his enemies?","Unless he replaces them with people who are currently civilians (which I don't think he can) he'd still be dealing with people who swore an oath to the Constitution, not the President, and would be well within their rights to disobey an illegal order." +Certain Warriors fans are just absolutely fascinating.,I feel like most of them are trolls +Only 34?,34 Pringles cans +Congrats brethren.,Appreciated. +"I've never done this and I've never seen a woman do this, either. Sounds creepy.","Yeah, I mean I've given glances to guys and/or girls that I think are hot but I definitely don't just stare at them mindlessly lmfao" +"Ambitious and successful men, who makes a better wife, someone traditional or someone ambitious? As someone who is ambitious have you found that it was more enjoyable to be with someone who is ambitious or has a big career (e.g. doctor, lawyer) or someone who is more like a traditional housewife (i.e. someone that holds down the fort, cooks, keeps the house nice)? This is isn't meant to be sexist in any way. But I am curious who you have found you are most compatible with?",Someone who is a freak in bed. +"Good for you mate, I'm currently addicted to valium I don't crave it oddly enough but I will go into withdrawal if I don't take my daily dose. I'm on a taper, I took downers for nearly 5 years nearly every day daily. In the end as you'd know they end up making anxiety worse, I only take the the dose of valium that's enough to keep of any withdrawals.",Your physically dependent but not addicted psychologically +But he was a footballer,Not according to Conte. +"Absolutely. But that said, perhaps glennon has the skill to be a starter elsewhere as opposed to being a career long backup.",100% +How did the Lifeshrooms save you six times? I though they didn't stack.,He probably carried a bunch with him and ate one every time he was saved. +Prebuilt computers.,"When you say 4200$, I think SLI Titan XP's" +Wings D Prospect Filip Hronek Leading OHL Team in Points potential gem? It's only been about 15 games into the OHL season but it's rare to see a defenseman leading his junior team in points. Also personal saltnote: I wanted Holland to draft Cliff Pu instead of Smith and he's lighting it up with the knights right now.,Wings D Prospect Mike Green leading NHL Team in Points +Fuck yeah!,"That's cool, where is it?" +"Reddit, we all have them; what was the moment where you said, I was wrong about that this whole time?",What happened here? +"thx, you made my day with this one.",You live a sad life then. +"That is what I thought, although I didn't understand the anti freeze part?",Freeze peach = free speech She's mocking basic human rights. +"Yet, but the technology is there. All they need is a excuse to keep it longer, you can bet they find that excuse sooner or later.",They'll find or construct the one crime where if they just still had the data theyd be able to solve it +"But it's not guaranteed. 11 3oC *could* give you 2+ exotics, but you can also get 0.","I suppose, that's just been my average experience." +hahaha holy shit THAT'S why he's so assblasted? fantastic. also IDK what these women are saying to me but I like it.,"I'm pretty sure some Asian girls are made in a factory, they look so perfect." +"It's no secret that the higher-ups in WWE encouraged Divas to get breast-implants in return for pushes, Shaniqua and Jillian Hall immediately spring to mind","Well it makes sense, guy like tutties, get da girls some titties!" +After updating windows no longer boots,When i get the windows logo it goes into auto repair mode and tries for about 30 seconds and gives me that screen and I'm stuck in an endless cycle when I try to use the advanced options every single one fails for me +Mysterious UFO's seen over Tuscarora's football field. Spooky.,KYS +700 Techies Arcana So what does my 40 dollar techies arcana now track since suicides are no longer a thing?,reports received +What power supply and cooler do you have?,Cooler Master Hyper 212 EVO CPU Cooler And EVGA SuperNOVA 750 G1 80 plus gold 750W fully modular +"This is basketball, not baseball","Yes obviously, but there's always a certain pleasure in trolling cleveland fans about the Indians 3-1 loss." +How do I obtain 5 keys? I've gotten 3 in total so far.,You get a key every 500 mana orbs you collect. +"Okay, thanks. Did i suceed in pissing you off is the question, though? :)",Not really considering I can barely read the sentence +:|,K +"Are you ever somewhat embarrassed to watch a series? I just started watching Toradora and I think my friends think i'm a douche. It's so cheesy, but yet I need to finish it. I started it from a recommendation of a non-ecchi romance anime, as I usually watch action stuff. I hate to admit that I like it, but a do. Pretty sure that my friends think i'm a homo now.","I watch all kinds of weird shit, so no I'm not bothered by other people knowing what I watch." +"Oh I'm not voting for Trump, lol. But you're welcome. I just lurk here for the news since you folks are pretty quick with the breaking stuff.",We have the highest energy. +Welp you better kill yourself then,This cant be real... not twice in a row! +"I literally said they are both good and do what their coaches want. Mike Evans is a playmaker, that's all I was saying. Titans don't have a playmaker at WR.",No but they have playmakers at both the RB and TE spots +Hispanic... not a race.,Oh ok...that solves that.... +You act as though Diablo 3 is better in that regard.,It looks wayyyy better +But most Muslims are Asian?,Yeah but they are not the anime kind +"It was the first festival I've ever been to and loved it. Chance and Martin Garrix back-to-back was easily worth the cost of admission A lot of drunk hs assholes, but still fkn awesome","What was it, like $400?" +Error 400 hier. :(,Ik kan 'm gewoon lezen. +you should gamble and socket it. pray for 2os!,No one will buy it if it rolls 1 though +if you use that argument Withered Bonnie isn't real since his bowtie clips through his head,Oh I didnt knew that +I'd probably be content moving on from Haden if we got a second rounder for him. I'd take that and go home happy.,Maybe the Patriots.....? +Dear Reddit's what is your favorite song that 90% of us have not heard before?,Darude - Sandstorm +Dank,stixxay would smoke +Ever wondered what angsty teen looked like?,Leafy needs to die as well as Jack-I MAKE FAKE EASTER EGGS IN MY FNAF VIDS TO LURE VIEWS-Septifaggot +They weren't brave since it was stupid to remove something people use. Just like on the new IPhone.,That's the joke +I like how streamlined it is and everything but I personally really don't like how you can see what is supereffective and what not. I think a lot of the fun of the games is learning and trying to remember stuff like this.,You can turn it off. +2 TO THE HORN. THEY WERE SHORT THOUGH,NO COMBAT DEPLOYMENTS? +I dunno. u/juggilinjnuggala kind of rolls off the tongue.,fair point +I had the latte version and it was really good,I got one and it's so good! +"Kenny Lofton and Carlos Baerga will handle first pitch duties in Game 1 and Game 2, respectively.",Cubs legend Kenny Lofton +Please tell me it's not starring Tom Cruise -_-,"It's starring Tom Cruise... But all hope is lost though, we have Russell Crowe cast!" +WHERE IS PITTA,He's making a comeback +Wonder if they would add one to David's beach if Adam plays his.,No it would be hidden at the camp of whatever tribe played it at tribal council +we got Gen so it wouldn't make sense for them to hold MHXX from us,"Wasn't talking about XX, someone mentioned the spinoffs which I've forgetten the name of." +I see what you did there,"I don't, please explain :p" +"Is summoning Nightbane an attunement, or must the speed run be done every week in order to resummon him?","Yes, and if it still behaves like last week, you'll have to do the speed run again within the same lockout if you end up leaving without killing him (this might have something to do with having already cleared Kara or saved to another lockout initially)." +Why did they build all the Skywalks?,Sidewalks didn't get shut down cause of the skywalks. +"Gotta love this sub. Dog in a garage, OUTRAGE! Joshua Todd gets failed by the system, I hope they find him dead .",Blue blood runs strong around these parts. +There's an old video of a train crossing and a woman getting hit just like this. She goes flying and basically gets blown to bloody pieces. I have the link but I'm pretty sure it would be deleted and I'd get banned. You can find it on Youtube if you search for woman walks into speeding train.,"Just tag it NSFL or NSFW, And your good." +Actually you used correct English - the modifier died is next to the noun being modified. It was the scooter that died - that is clearly expressed by what you said. You would have said There's a lady who's died in aisle 4 on a scooter or There's a dead lady in aisle 4 on a scooter or even There's a dead lady on a scooter in aisle 4 if you'd meant what the employee inferred. Store employee is simply an illiterate moron. You did nothing wrong!,r/iamverysmart +lol because this sub is a joke of an echo chamber upvoting partisan hack hit pieces out of desperation.,So we're the_donald? +Sorry but you're not entitled to know when a candidate gets sick.,"Hell, we aren't entitled to know when *anyone* gets sick." +"I think Joe Franken is a way, way smarter than he maybe gets credit for and has enough of a creative mind to be able to mimic the way Trump might hit her. I do agree it would be next to impossibly to actually prepare for Trump because there is absolutely no way to tell what you will get. But I think she'll just study him the way a pitcher watches tape on a batter or a defense watches tape on a quarterback. You get an idea of how they tend to respond in certain situations and prepare for that.","If you are an informed person, you have a tendency to not take misinformation and lies seriously when in reality a lot of people believe this nonsense." +Is Donald Trump insane?,in the membrane +"Sure, in the same sense in which you're a complete bitch when attacked by a Burmese Python.","You don't know, I could fuck a bitch up" +"Er, Hitachis aren't really dildos.","Yeah, they're much better at doing their job." +This sub is very quick to correct someone when they say it's price gouging. Even if that isn't the point you are making...,We're all a bunch of pedants imo - at least I can speak for myself +So we can pay more for a traffic lane but not for open heart surgery,wat +who does that?,If only we knew.. +Republicans basically wrote Obamacare. It was instituted by Mitt Romney in Massachusetts before Obama even ran for president. Times change.,"Name fits, this is an absurd claim." +I'm not paying 80 grand and spending 4 years of my life to expand my world view. There's travel for that.,Then go to trade school. +Now I hear Katrina dumb ass Pierson is auditioning for the Press Secretary position. Lord have mercy. Save us all from this nightmare we're about to face. You mean no Omarosa?,Not Kellyanne? +Cam Newton benched for week 16 for not following dress code conduct,This is fine +"What a lot of scoundrels! That's it!! If they want war, they will have it! Time for rye bread and Gravlax!!",We surrender! +Regardless.,..........what? +I consistently have 99 tickets. Just put a few question blocks in your kingdom. The big one gives you 10 tickets per hit and the smaller ones give 5. You also get tickets from bonus games. I've been playing for two days and have like 6k toads,The big one can give up to 50 tickets and the smaller ones give up to 20 and 10. +"That's simply ridiculous, sports bring in money, God forbid these institutions not just be an endless money pit. Making money is not evil, and the librarian didn't specify most of the money",Who cares about education when we can line our pockets with money +"Yes you arrange the time to play with your opponent, the system generates the fixture day but not the time. If the teams can't agree on a time there is a rule set for a default time to play at. You'll have to read the relevant section in the rules for more detail though.","Cool I will do that, thanks for all the answers." +Why Donald Trump Unfurled An Upside Down Rainbow Flag Onstage,It's because he really loves us! +"Clinton has coughing fits that last several minutes, hacks up internal organs, and collapses on a ny sidewalk, but people are asking about trump having a sniffle? Lol, that's cute.",Hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha +Possibly an extension of the madness,Yeah...that's what it was...probably. +Thanks to scarcity Inmates make a guy eat his Cellmate alive in venezuelan prisons,Socialism baby! +I want Mei to go into an actual egg. I already call it one because she hatches out of it(and looks like she is fetal inside it).,With the outcry over the snowman costing 3k I doubt we'll see that. +before i type the bloodmatch ehat version of genos is this? i assume around when he fought the sea king?,Wouldn't even Mosquito Girl era Genos pretty much be able to solo the xenomorph race? +Congratulations? I guess?,"Thanks, I guess?" +What is your favorite uncool car?,flair +I've drawn two elites from packs already. This will be a quick one!,"Damn dude, it's rare for me to get a silver collectible from pro packs, or a gold that can be turned into an elite from the thanksgiving packs, I wish I had your luck dude" +The Seahawks can clinch the NFC West in Week 14 with a win and a Cardinals loss. Is this the first division that can be clinched? Or has NE already clinched?,"From what I remember there is 3 divisions that can be clinched this week, NFC west, NFC east, and AFC east" +The greedy 3 want to be even more greedy.,It's called innovation! +Why Tithing settlement and not Murder settlement or Adultery settlement or taking care of the sick settlement or turn the other cheek settlement or pedophile settlement or Honesty settlement? Just shows where the priorities are.,How about renaming YM interviews Little Factory production output audit +How is the new Nuke so bad? it's more balanced than the other Nuke.,"IMO, Nuke has always been bad." +Lightnings for black chakram?,no thanks +Maybe he was commissioning the fire hydrant!?,"More likely they were commissioning lunch Had a buddy who used to work for a certain utility company, would park wherever the fuck he wanted, put a couple orange cones around the truck, leave the flashy orange light on and go for lunch, coffee, etc." +Question about Windows 10,I believe so. +But doesn't Britain have more than 2 major political parties?,"No, if by major you mean parties that can effectively compete in the top role (Prime Minister) and minor meaning able to get at least one seat." +"Ellen is not the spokesperson for all white people, she is only our vice-spokesperson :/","When Ellen goes over it, you know it's dead." +"If Hillary is indicted by the FBI after the election, those who voted for her could face criminal charges",Stupidest headline I've ever read. +They're good but it's marginal over his TOTW. Chems make him worse than LTD McNabb IMO. Slow too. 94OVR.,All Brady cards are slow though +It's possible they know she's cheating on you and this is their way of telling you.,Or at least suggesting that he should be aware that she is undergoing the same temptations +Outlawing self-defense only illustrates that our primary enemy is our government.,"Wrong, it prevents people using self-defense as a reason to kill a kid in a hoodie who is no threat to anyone." +Never forget IAW,never forget laughing fish upvote-gifs +"It was obviously the chick getting nailed on a dresser, what other image could represent this moment?",I'm glad this particular meme survived in china +Actual smart people know how to communicate to all levels of intelligence. Communicating to those of lesser intelligence is often easier and more beneficial than communicating with those of equal or higher intelligence. This is all besides the fact that it's incredibly ignorant and sexist to assume most women are intellectually inferior.,"You're right, every smart person is a carbon copy of each other and they are all extremely sociable" +What makes you think I am angry? Saying something negative towards vets makes someone angry? Get real.,"I would guess it's the excessive swearing, demeaning your opposition, and the overall aggressive language of your post." +"That's my excuse, too, when I get aced while 6k gold up twice and then win.",I think its pretty similar to securing baron and then getting aced :) +DRUDGE is Tweeting coded signals on twitter...something BIG is Coming!! can't wait.,The clintons hate the gays that's my bet Hillary shitting on our homo-bro's in some way. +"That's awesome. I was going to Chicago carrying my Manix 2 but didn't want the insanely shiny clip alerting everyone I was carrying a probably illegal knife so I acid etched it, but this is way better looking!","Fyi, there's no law against knives in Chicago other that autos that I'm aware of." +So acp voting is what time? I know it's only open for 1 hour so does that mean we only get 20 votes?,10 PM ET according to Care Package voting terms and conditions +Will Assad and Russia help the USA and the moderate rebels take raqqa and fight isis after Aleppo falls?,"If Pentagon stops throwing hissy fit every time Russian Air Force kills Al Qaida terrorists, then probably yes." +"The biggest reason Rice never got another shot was because he hung Biscotti out to dry with some texts being leaked to ESPN. The owners don't take kindly to being betrayed. As a result, none of them would sign him. They would never admit to this of course, but it's a widely held truth among NFL fans.",Averaging 3.1 yards in per carry in his previous season didn't help his case +"The field slopes from the sidelines toward the middle, and (I think) it's larger.","The walls curve inwards as well, makes it real weird trying to hit the ball up the wall to set yourself up for a shot." +Classical physics at least.,nope even those do not apply ...kidding but he not only has a low center of gravity which helps but he has this ability of finding out the how the weight of his opponents are spread such as on which leg is the opponent putting a lot of weight on and he goes to the opposite side hence the feints and the pace is simple he does not hit a ball mostly with a straight facing shoe i.e toe shots from the front..which needs a lot of leg room ...he shoot slight from the inside of his foot which doesn't need that much power to generate in that small room ...peace out. +Every time I see an economy change I hope they fixed the Japanese repair costs but every time I look at them they increase. It's almost like Gaijin hate the Japanese.,"that would be ironic, isn't Gaijin a japanese word?" +I don't want to stab you with this sword but i do want it to be in your body,*pork* sword FTFY +"Last I heard we on Long Island would just get the rain, but IDK...","Might weaken by the time it gets to NY, or make landfall in the Carolinas and dissipate." +"No, it's not. I live in Australia where ARs are all but banned, I've never even seen one in the flesh, yet I know that the gas system on an AR ports gas back through the action to unlock it. I'd still use plugs though for a suppressed rifle round at the range. They're pretty comfy and don't get in the way. For hunting maybe I'd go without, have to see how loud it is in person.","The action opening and slamming shut is what will make the most noise, and it's definitely not the gasses being used to unlock the action." +"There are a lot of fans of BvS specifically who will claim it's a masterpiece and anyone who doesn't like it doesn't understand it. Which, to me, is pretentious. I'm glad the DCEU sub is flooding over here to vote me down though.",The guy that got linked never said that though +Jamie Collins to wear #51 with the Browns,Anybody know the best way to alter the name on a Mingo jersey? +How would you know that?,"Because they know we want resurrection 2.0, so why wouldn't a 5th special dlc not be it?" +Ray Fake Retire Allen,TheBron You Think You're Clever/Funny But You're Not JamesHarden +"I am the only one who still plays Kha mid? It is not a terrible pick, I usually rush Tiamat then a lot of flat armor penetration. And try to roam. People don't expect his all-ins to be so strong early. I get why he isn't more popular as a mid laner, though. I actually hope that his mini-rework on PBE will allow him to be a more viable top/mid laner, while still allowing him to be a good jungler.",His top lane after the rework with R evolve first and duskblade will be busted af +My small CA legal collection,What's with the furniture on that M1? +Just re-arranged my friend's DVD collection. How long before he notices?,Duchovny would be proud. +"In the US, less than a million people watched the MLS playoff game broadcasts combined",Is anyone terribly surprised by that number? +"Eye see what you did there. Btw, hi adam.","Hi, Joseph" +"Babbling Book. He looks excited and gleeful on the outside, but like many of us, only hopes to hide his deep seated depression under that mask.",His father's crippling addiction to funnel cakes forever changed him. +Got a nasty surprise when i turned on my computer today :(,i cri +"Anyone notice that his wife of 75 years is named Sally, and the name on his plane in his WWII picture is My Gal Sal. I think that's awesome.",That's super sweet. +"Most cars do this automatically, its called ABS. Very little cars no longer have ABS on them.",and you can see ABS is not working for those cars +WRM Down for a day My laptop and I are going on a field trip...,Why were you banned? +When you're so fast you can run through a fissure,MEEP MEEP +"I think he meant the alternative that could feasibly be elected based on the current real world scenario we are in, not the alternatives we wish were realistic.","Ah yes, no better way to get rid of the two party system than by continuing to support the two party system" +Consider the possibility the ones here on Kraken V get a word of what your doing. I'm not sure she would sit around and do nothing.,"Who, T.A.M.I.?" +Oh shit I forgot it went to cops first. Okay I can only think of 1 thing wrong with 205,Not cops...regulators +Does he post?,He's a mod lol. +They have so much economic anxiety. :P,"Whether we're wetting our bedsheets or cutting in eyeholes in them, I think we can all agree that the skyrocketing price of household linens is hurting America!" +Who needs clean air and drinking water?!,"Commies, that's who!" +And she gave Mark Hamill a piggy back. Which was cool.,whee! +"People of Reddit, what are some things that are guaranteed to make me cry?",Watch Pride of Britain Awards. +Will you be happy with just 1?,We all know full well it's going to be 1 +What artist would make the best music kit? With T-Pain saying that his music kit is coming out I was wondering what other artists and songs would you guys like to hear on the new music kits?,tupac +I am told using google is a skill. <:,So it involves a golf swing? +Why is your TL;DR five times longer than the beginning paragraph?,I figured it just meant Too long?Dont read +My bad. I just put some 16 GB kit on. It wasn't anything thought of. I have exactly the same motherboard and a pair of G. SKILL RIPJAW V SERIES 2x8 at 2400mhz but I can't run it at more than 2133mhz because of mobo.,"Yeah, I figured that's what it was, I just wanted to make sure there was no confusion for the OP." +The Attack on Titan opening theme truly goes with everything,Anyone have the song from the video? +A small loan of a million bells.,A paltry loan +"All the myths that seem to get repeated to make people feel better. Like that Albert Einstein failed math, or that we only use 10% of our brain. There are real things to be inspired by, there's not need to make stuff up.",So so so brave Literally both points you made are common comment re re repost. +"This is actually something else I was uncertain about... Will SQ42 actually get a physical release in stores? Normally disc production is handled by the publisher, but of course CIG doesn't have a publisher. They could perhaps contract out the production and distribution to someone, but it seems like a lot of work for little reward. I remember reading a few years ago that 92% of all PC games sales were now digital. I can only imagine that number has grown further since then.",Well there are several physical game packages that will need boxes/tins made up. +"Nothing says love like a penal oath to have your tongue cut out, bowels slashed, and throat cut.",That is true commitment! +But there's only one problem... it's a *unitool*.,*Unitasker +Question about Gorod Krovi bomb step Does anyone know the best way to do the bomb step with 2 or 3 people? Also does the timer for the bombs change depending on how many players you have? Thanks in advance,"I always make a replica of the gk map, then watch the sequence, write 1-6 on the map: done" +"They are, unfortunately, because Trump promised them something utterly impossible and they bought it hook, line, and sinker.",They certainly weren't going to get it with a third Obama term +"Remington: Florida Statewide Trump 46%, Clinton 42%","That's not what the poll says, it says they're tied at 46% in the four-way polling." +Damn I didn't even notice I used r instead of u,Wait was your post removed? +Alter the firmware so that a charge only takes it to 10%.,They already did that with the s5 from the beginning +Regarding the Tweet: CBS hated the result so much that they used a bad picture of Donald Trump. MSM is so pathetic. They will never learn.,"i was wondering about that, he looks disgusted for some reason" +The last time I tried using YouTube tutorials though some asshole ranted sarcastically for 10 minutes,"in that case, i can recommend looking at PTE Jack's channel, he is like the main SFM-er on steam, makes a lot of SFM Tip of the Day vids." +Also maybe literally speaking.,We can always hope +OR can you imagine the shitstorm if the current sitting US President said the next president is going be a giant fuck-up? this is pure diplomacy.,"Yeah, given how Trump has treated him in the past, I highly doubt Obama is particularly fond of the man or has any delusions of how bad these next 4 years are going to turn out but he still has to be professional and diplomatic with the international community." +Can we please ease off the sarcasm a bit?,Nice Post OP! +I just wish that I had not voted: Trump voter lost her home to new Treasury secretary,"but you did, unfortunately for all of us." +Runaway slave?,"I will accept this answer, but I was talking about the people rigging the election by voting, ya know those damn riggers and their rigger neighborhoods that need to be watched." +"And here we see an optimist in a foreign habitat. Ain't s/he a beaut'! But nah, my parallels to Google Wallet/Apple Pay/Walmart Pay stand. You'll have: *Becky who's talking to her IDKmyBFF Jill on her phone instead of opening up her Amazon^^TM to be scanned at the turnstile. *Grandma Applecheeks who is yelling at her grandson that she knows how this damn contraption works and well I don't care if I'm holding things up, everyone else can just WAIT while she bangs her flip phone against the turnstile. *Uncle Ben croaks out that his wife already paid for the groceries and she's just waiting outside because she didn't want to come in while he tries to smuggle a bag of cracker jacks into his ratty sweatpants. *Camo Joe (who insisted he fought in the Alien Wars of 1857 but no one believes him) argues that it's a civil injustice and against mah rights to require smartphones just to come into this shitty fucking store and that he has cold hard cash to buy his supplies. And so on. This also assumes that people will be smart while shopping because it's not like you walk out and realize right away aw shit, I bought the expensive version of something and I didn't mean to or hey it charged me twice for this bunch of bananas. Just as humans are faulty, machines (and their programmers/creators) can be too.",Literally none of that stuff is any different from what happens at Walmarts on a daily basis. +"Found a wallet at the club I was working at after work. No one around. $2300 in it. Turned it in. Next day a guy calls and asks if we found it. He comes in, we verify its him and give him the wallet. He grabs it and walks out. Didnt even say thank you.","I wouldn't expect the type of person who carries $2,300 in cash around with them to be very considerate." +Sexy Donald Trump.,"If this wasn't the first response I was going to search for it to upvote it or if not found at all, post it." +I went from 1Gbps AT&T Gigapower to TWC 100Mbps and i honeslty haven't noticed a difference other than stability. Haven't had to restart my router or modem once since switching.,99% of people couldn't tell the difference between 10 Mbps and Gigabit. +The Wheel of Time ebook/Trade paperback covers are gorgeous (vague spoilers),"I prefer the originals, these look too much like generic YA covers." +"Depends on the mode, I don't care for when there's a great fight over a node and a hero spawns and turns it... Lore wise yeah it's cool but it's not fun after.a good fight to lose it to a hero token drop.",True. +"guys i rerolled today and cant decide which account I should take. 1. Gogeta, Phy Broly, DexVegito, AngelGoku 2. Super Vegito, Gogeta 3. Super Vegito, Phy Broly",2 or 3 depending on which you prefer. +"The US becomes a fascist dictatorship. Congress, the president, and the Supreme Court unanimously decide to point Barack Obama as the absolute dictator of the United States of America on the day before election day, 2016. What happens next?",A number of conspiracy theorists say told you so as they take their collection of guns and head into their bunkers. +The Racist Tree,Where is this from? +Current Anarchist Authors I Should Be Reading There's so much of the old anarchist writings to consume I rarely read any living authors. That said I absolutely love ancom David Graeber and individualist anarchist Kevin Carson. Which other current writers do you all recommend?,"Antonio Negri is an autonomist, not exactly an Anarchist but he may be of interest to you." +Our debt issue explained in laymen terms,"Ah yes, because states and households are perfectly analogous when it comes to debt." +He won't take no for an answer,You need to report this creep. +Bernie got 3 million less votes.,Well duh but each mean internal email that no one ever saw during the primary is worth at least 2 million votes each. +"This type of game applies to bartenders, not baristas. Your co-worker comes off as creepy.",Society is weird... +What team are you a fan of? Just curious.,Im from Mississippi and we don't have a team so i just enjoy watching great basketball +"added spek to them and removed it from us, this will not be forgotten","'spek is earned, not given" +Washington Post Rebukes Fidel While It Hailed Pinochet in 2006,Liberals once again proving they're one slight away from fascism. +He was put in a bad shot calling position and its easy to get demotivated when you are the only one trying very hard to win and you have players like kiwikid slacking off,"trying very hard Meanwhile, his soloQ rank was trash, barely in diamond lmao" +"Official Game Day Thread: New England Patriots (0-0) @ Arizona Cardinals (0-0) | Kickoff 8:30 PM ET, September 11, 2016 | University of Phoenix Stadium, Glendale, AZ",Jules Ezekiel 25:17 Edelman +maybe a game where he doesn't have 3 points.,Next time I'll flat out say Giroux for Mariota to make the sarcasm obvious +"What Should I Name my Strange Iron Bomber? I just recently got a strange iron bomber and I plan on using it a lot, anybody have some good name suggestions?",Spammity Spam +GO AWAY,CAN'T SPELL ELITE WITHOUT ELI +"JFC, he really is just handing out jobs to his buddies and donors.",He knows his supporters are so stupid and blind they won't leave him I could shoot somebody in the middle of fifth avenue and not lose any votes +"Did anyone else see in the comments on imgur that someone posted, some redditard linked to this. It's like the don't know why imgur is even as popular as it is.",That was posted back in 2013. +Texas Agriculture Commissioner Calls Hillary Clinton a Cunt on Twitter,Yea but none of the hate has sexist undertones at all. +Donald Trump's Child Rape Accuser Canceled Her Press Conference Due to Death Threats,Mhm sure +"I disagree. As a relentless warmonger you never had the points to spare to actually build buildings Whatever the gains were were almost never worth spending 10 adm on, for example.","IDk, Extra diplomat, Extra point of Legitimacy/ Diprep Extra military leaders without upkeep Extra tradition boosts Inflation reduction" +"It's said everytime because it's true, dog","Wow their username clearly says kitty, how dare you call them a dog!" +"According to him, and I think we all know how often he lies to make himself look good.",No one would think less of him for drinking socially. +Infinite Warfare is getting shit on. Idk where you're hearing anything bad about cod4 remastered lol...,Nvm I was thinking of infinite warfare not cod4 remastered +"LIVE Stream: Donald Trump Rally in Eau Claire, WI 11/1/16",Im here +I can barely read past a couple paragraphs of that article. The professor's tweet was a joke and referred to white's race mixing. HOW THE FUCK does *genocide* relate to *race mixing*? It doesn't.,"He has to realize most people go to college to get useful degrees, so when we see the word genocide our mind goes to killing, like a Sam's Club value pack of killing, not racemixing, or whatever academic definition he's using." +"I found Aeroplan relatively useless for actual travel. Flights Halifax-London were $900 (this was 2012) to pay for. Using Aeroplan I needed to redeem 55,000 Aeroplan points AND pay $675 in taxes and fees. Not a great deal. I instead used the point for merchandise which was a much better value.",You would pay taxes and fees anyways. +It must be nice to have darn you money.,My goal is fuck you money +"I agree with everything you said. It's just so laughable to me that on r/mma all Conor fans get called nut-huggers and whatnot, yet when Diaz clearly does not win a fight they cry about it for weeks on end and make every excuse in the book.",We aren't all doing that. +"I really don't understand the hate on the guy, he's outrageous Every video I've seen from him is comedy gold","because he used to cheat, is a drama queen and not mentally stable" +It's possible and I believe it can happen.,"it could yes, but i dont see it happening with the current people in place" +"Colts fans, what was it like watching Manning win a Super Bowl in Denver? Trying to grasp the reality of Romo going to another team","Patriots fans, what was it like watching Aqib Talib win a Superbowl in Denver?" +Is Reddit going down intermittingly for anyone else too?,Reddit is trembling under the crushing victory. +Sometimes it's best to ignore provocative comments entirely.,Or better yet report them for trolling and move on. +When have you not needed multiple stars to win?,2011 +"The comments on these videos are so fucked. Jesus christ, someone got Vinny fired up enough to comment on his dumbass complaints. The thing is, most of us wouldn't even be shit talking the game as hard if the fans stopped attacking Vinny, Alex, and Dan for every little thing.",Maybe everyone should be the change you wish to see in the comment section and calm down the venom from both sides. +"Why you ain't using incognito mode fo yo porn searches, fool?",Incognito wouldn't hide your searches from IT ;) +"Honest question, why do people watch him? Is it because he's a former TSM member? Because he certainly doesn't bring any entertainment value to the table other than repeating meme phrases every once in a while.",dude has a massive fan base from the beta days. +"In Kagoshima, nobody stands on one side of the escalator. Nobody is in that much of a hurry.",Thats because there is nothing to do in Kagoshima that would actually warrant a need to rush... +"Drogoz's ultimate really needs some tweaks Because it's really funny that he can knock out a makou or fernando in own their ults with 0 issues whatsoever. Was having a great game today , where the point was 3/4 for both sides , I ulted as makou when I had the oppurtunity to take out 2-3 guys but off course the drogoz hovering above with 90% in his morale boost just waited for me until I baited out my ult and he took the clutch. Our team had like majority of the chance to win the team fight , but with the main tank being out of the fight and us getting outnumbered really cost us the whole game with such a bad turnover. It was even more funny that the drogoz was a bad player (9 kills 15 deaths) but with a masterful spam build and cheese tactics he had a upper hand in the fight anyways because all his items included a fully upgraded morale boost and life rip. OHKO ults with 0 counters shouldn't really be a thing in Paladins because this leads to bad imbalances in general. Most of the Drogoz I face nowadays simply use the Masterful spam build and spent all their points in morale boost because it's just so good and takes a lot less effort.","Well, if your team had the majority chance to win the fight, the Drogoz ult should have been down, since it was not down, you got baited and outplayed, so your team didn't have the majority chance to win the fight in the first place... And almost all the ults have counters in this game, except for Fernando" +"BFN (SW VA.) I have Verizon. Everyone brags about its amazing coverage. My contract runs out next month. So I decided to go ahead and buy a used Note 5 and went Straight Talk with it. It's a T-mobile phone, so I put the T-mobile SIM in it... Full 4G coverage. And it's even faster than my 4G Verizon speeds.",Pretty much anywhere past Blacksburg on 81 Verizon is terrible. +"i'll say this again -- It feels right to have a 25 by our name this year, after everything Beamer has done for us. I'm not even mad about it",I really hope the 25 Jersey on a different player each week stays permanently. +Bitches are fucking needy AF these days,More hoops than fucking Quidditch +Xperia phones always feature front facing speakers so there's always going to be that option. It's a huge part of why I've stuck to them.,"Good to know, never really looked into Sony phones" +Nicest player who was terrible?,Brock +"Can someone give me an example of elective politics that aren't identity politics? Like as long as you're relying on people to vote you in, you're going to be appealing to a demographic by definition.",Anything that doesn't appeal to straight white guys basically. +"To all the people mad at A&M here, let me ask you one thing: Can you really stay mad at Myles? Really?",I can be mad at Christian Benedict Arnold Kirk +"New York Islanders vs Tampa Bay Lightning - 730PM EST - The IDK WTF I'm doing edition Don't know where the bots are, so let's just talk shit and complain about the ice here!",#DylansBetter +"Bought items off the store over a month ago... So I ordered a few things off the shop August 30th, a wristband, a sticker, and a key chain. That was more than a month ago now, and yet it says it's still in Warehouse Processing?",When the time is right +Why Walter does not take the Chemistry job offer on the first season Like holy shit Walter swallow your goddamn pride and take it FUCK,It'd be a boring show if he did +MADMAN! 'Twitter was told it was bounced from Trump tech meeting for refusing to allow an emoji version of the hashtag #CrookedHillary',Hahaha Hillary and Jack BTFO at once +"PvE: Chaos fire orb, Carthus flame arc PvP: Chaos fire orb, Chaos bed vestiges, Black Serpent, either Flame Arc or Fire Surge",Much appreciated. +There's only 1 Gold Belgian LB You people know what you gotta do,Yeah did it a week and half ago :P +Looks stoned.,So does Brock sometimes +Koetter confirms Bucs using week 9 committee.,Would it be safer to go with Prosise where at least you sort of know what you're getting as opposed to gambling with Buc backs? +SMH shaming someone for their opinion,"its not just a map with every old map thrown together, it has its own unique layout with a couple of areas aesthetically resembling old maps but still be remade with new graphics/textures" +I didn't play Ghosts or AW as I hated MW3 so much I no longer trusted any non-Treyarch CoD dev.,And yet BO3 came out... +"Right, I know. And I'm saying it seems odd to discount the whole thing based on that alone. I wouldn't blame anyone for discounting it, but that seems like a weird detail to base your entire conclusion on, that's all.","I'm not discounting the whole thing, just the handkerchief aspect" +GDT: Bruins vs Hurricanes Let the drinking and fighting begin early! **GO BRUINS**,HOLY FUCK SPOONMAN +"I dropped my suit off at the dry cleaners and went back to get it the morning of the interview and they had lost it. With the interview only about twenty minutes away the owner gave me his suit to borrow. It was a tan suit,way too big, had a striped pattern, and reaked of mustard and sweat. Safe to say I did not make a good first impression at that interview.",It's too bad it wasn't for a job selling hot dogs. +"WAIT hold up, i just noticed that a part of the heel looks like a different color on every pair? anyone else seeing this??","because there fake fam, most of the ig sneaker head posts you see about these shoes are just people that fuck with china heavy" +I am aware of the problem. But on which basis do you claim this to be an attack rather than just legitimate tx building up in the mempool?,"Because miners have no possible incentive to flood the network with dummy transactions, backing up the system and forcing people into an ever-increasing fee structure that is paid to those very miners?" +Trump takes credit for Sprint's decision to move jobs back to the US...which they made last spring. Good news everyone! Trump has invented time travel!,780D Yugioh with the libtard fake media +Looks like the one perpendicular wall would do all the work. But definitely not ideal in an earthquake zone like Japan.,They take that shit pretty seriously though... +Butler's getting released. No chance he foregoes the biggest pay period of his life when he's already won a bowl.,He's an RFA +Tallied up votes in my state. Paid some taxes. Helped some older people cross a street. Paid for a ladies groceries. All in all a good week.,ur cool +How are you different from the average Redditor?,"I don't get angry easily, and can accept someone else's views easily" +Totally. Not like my mom. She'd be butting in with Rice Krispies squares and Tang.,"Like, you knoww, whatever." +In addition to the Japanese GP this weekend has the running of the Bathurst 1000 V8 Supercar race. The Broadcast will start mid afternoon on Saturday for American views (4PM Washington time).,Aka Ford vs holden fist fight +Post your 3 most mastered champions and let others describe you. Thought it was fun last time it occurred.,"Lee sin, lux, blitzcrank" +The dogs are in the enclosed pool area ...wait...,"I hate to be the combo breaker, but bravo, sir" +"Tall people who fly on planes, if you are sitting on the window seat, do you put your feet up onto the seat in front of you's armrest?","No, I just sit there and be sad and uncomfortable." +And yet Mathematics is one of the liberal arts. Source - I technically have a liberal arts Mathematics Bachelor's,They offer it as a BA and a BS at my university. +The fact that it's so close and we still don't have California or other wide blue states is great,We can't lose Virginia or Michigan... +"It's just two men sharing the night It might seem wrong, But it's just right! It's just two men sharing each other, It's just two men like loving brothers. One on top and one on bottom, One inside and one is out. One is screaming he's so happy, The other's screaming a passionate shout!",They took you nightman and you don't belong to them +"I know, I always figured it would be boring with the lights off and nobody around. But now that I know you get to play all night hide and sneak, I'm more intrigued.","Realistically it's a matter of sleeping in an arkward hiding spot, if they think people are trespassing cameras and seccurity are gonna be on you." +"Game Thread: Houston Rockets(4-1) @ Dallas Mavericks(2-3) 7:30 PM CT When: 7:30 PM Ct Where: American Airlines Center, Dallas, Tx/ ROOTSPORTSSW Why: BECAUSE FTM! Enjoy the Game!",Athreeeza +what song by The Weeknd has the most meaning to you?,It's kind of obvious.. +I can't get signals R.I.P my dear operatur,When the number is behind the percent symbol +"Do you want 3 seconds to flawless roots?! 3, 2, 1 done!! 8 out of 10 times it's this commercial !",I always get that one or Aveeno. +Deplorable Me,Holy fuck this is dank boys +The Age of Blundell is Over. LET THE AGE OF ROSS BEGIN!,I never got my notice that Jimmy was over +What a coincidence I like them as well,Tonight we are all Rockets +"Damn, lost two games in one night... Has anyone ever done that?","I assume one team has gone deep into OT, pushing past the midnight mark and then had a back to back loss." +Gravid is the Danish word for pregnant. TIL danes are spiders.,"On the bright side, there'll never be another fly in Germany." +You shouldn't have done that. You should not have done that.,Someone should put the shackles back on him... +uh oh!,the breakaway +"Ah, thank you.",You can't lock up the karma. +Fucking Feras at it again,Classic Feras. +Looking for a 4G Flip Phone Any ideas? I've looked around a bit and I've found some things from some of the Asian countries... but I'd be hopeful to find something that works well on ATT. I'd prefer no data whatsoever.,"I'm confused, why do you need it to be 4G if you don't need data?" +"Right by 90, 290 and newly minted 390.",Elk Grove Village? +And scrabble too!,Things are almost looking up +This guy's got the clap.,Got it from ya mum +I'm two minutes into the second and this officiating is beyond horrible. Let them play. How far into the game are we?,7:47 left. +Not sure of this already made it to WoW Reddit. But it helped me a lot!,I tried to click on the arrow to see the other floor on that map -_- +"BOOOOOOOOOLSHIT. This is 2016. They may have been Republican then, but they aren't Republican now.","No, they're dead now." +You have small canines judging from the opposite canine - so no I don't think it was overprepped grossly. It largely depends on the type of restoration planned for it.,Also depends on how bad the tooth was when the dentist got to it. +... Roll tide? :D,Oh good goddamnit no. +r/outoftheloop,He'd toast us every time we played the Bulls the last few years. +"Trump doesn't believe in global warming though, unfortunately","But I 'm sure he can see the business opportunity of renewable energy, and the idea of not having to rely on foreign oil is an attractive prospect." +...and they work with every iPhone and iPad on the market. They're the kind of thing nobody thinks they want but everybody would be psyched to receive as a gift. I was planning on gifting two people Air Pods this xmas...but I guess not.,"hey it's me, your friend" +"B-B-But guys, the KKK was literally started by Democrats!","B-B- but guys, Lincoln freed the slaves and he was an old style republican." +"time to call Seven, Nine, Ten annnnd, okay, even the ABC for this footage.",Does SBS still exist? +"You're a little behind on the times, our field is alright. It might look run down if Temple played on it the day before, but it is no where near worst. Veteran's Stadium, which was imploded in 2003, was a force to be reckoned with. That had the reputation of being an injury pit.",I meant the city in general but sure. +"I've found those ones are fairly weak. A 3000CP dragonite can be taken down by a 1700CP Hypno pretty easy, 1500CP can usually get the job done but doesn't leave you much room for mistakes. Honestly those 3 are mostly good because they have a high CP not because they are actually all that strong. Most things have crazy weaknesses so if you plan your attack you can usually win with guys half as strong.",A 1200cp Dragon Breath/Dragon Pulse Seadra or a 1500cp Magneton can take out a 3000cp Dragonite if you're pretty good at dodging... Dragonites are pretty easy to take out with their double weakness. +QOTD: First shiny in any Pokemon game?,My first shiny was a shiny Jynx... +"Oh, it was a dropable STR Buuhan. I forgot to take a screenshot of the actual training.",and now I look like a dumbass! +"The Literally Unplayable meme is getting a bit stale for me, anyone else?",most memes get stale for me +Nikita Kucvherov turns on the afterburners and scores on Cory Schneider,I swear a little sonic boom rattled the arena when he kicked it into high gear. +Tim Kaine asked me to warn you that this comment may not be on the up and up...,That's the passive non-definitive leadership I expect from Tim Kaine. +"I agree with you. However, there are *some* that have intentions such that I've described.",Can you prove that at all? +People who say money doesn't buy happiness have probably never had to check their bank account before buying things like gas.,I've never heard anybody ever say money doesn't buy happiness in my entire life but people always act like it is a very common saying. +Another Set of Prequel Loading Screens - This Time Possible Modes,"You should email these to dice, it will help with the load times on consoles." +"No, 13",im 3 and i smoke dmt every fucking day +More open about sexuality? By waggling your shitends on TV?,Someone think of the children for God's sake +Pretty much as expected...,29/65 +Only crackers can call other crackers crackers. To everyone else they can only say crackas.,Crackers with a hard r is over the line +There are QB's in the NFL that are called elite because they're elite and there are QB's in the NFL that are called elite because they beat the Patriots in the playoffs a couple of times.,That and they broke Montana's record for TDS without a pick. +"Everyone gets their panties in a bunch because it's just one more example of the rampant bias inherent in these rankings. You can pretend that they're not trying to get two teams in from the same conference, but that's *exactly* how they're trying to set the table.","yes, because everything has been decided on Nov 1." +I could totally hang for the first 50 of the first one of those,I used to be able to do the set on about 1:55 -2:00 but could never reach those times +this is one exception. haha clever,Yeah but what if her brain has some cake on it +I thought we wanted to drive through a cinema that's 20 m above ground level. I might've missed the part where drive in involves actually watching something.,Sounds like a great action sequence to me. +Nevada's Governor signed a bill today to raise tax to finance stadium for the Las Vegas Raiders,Repost of a repost +"It's the most satisfying feeling in the world, next to wearing clothes fresh out of the dryer and getting a good ass-fucking.",Pm? +POST GAME THREAD: WOLVES GET THEIR FIRST WIN IN HOME OPENER OVER GRIZZLIES 116-80 Upvote party!,TIL Ricky Rubio is trash +Am i doing this right?,i only have a model b rev 2 help +Is,then i might go XFX i really don't know the MSI one looks nicer... +Funny I kinda remember seeing this theme on 3Ds in my mind but couldn't find it online. Got any image?,no :(((((((((((( +Rainbow Six Siege @200+ hours,"I heard the game didn't live up to it's hype, is it true?" +ang hirap naman maging alipin ng korporasyon,kesa naman maging alipin mo kahit hindi batid. +Cowboy vs. Gastelum is canceled,ariel just said if gastelum weighed in first cerrone could have gained weight and got the 5lbs range. +"Trump is the essence of incoherence, pettiness, and incompetence. There is no limit to what could go wrong.",Incompetence Mhm...yes he is quite the useless incompetent is he not? +That's what freezers are for :p,uh.. oh yeah ... x) I forgot they existed \*laughs* +"Come on, Can nobody here take a joke?","Eh, they're not all winners" +Look in the blue chase symbol,Nice! +"They just didn't plan effectively for the way people would min/max mods. It was a good idea in theory to have certain stats only appear on certain slots, but the inequity of speed, the power of secondary stats, and asymmetric drop rates have created a situation where very few combinations are desired, and mod shipments have become much for efficient than mod challenges for hunting those down, thereby exacerbating the whale advantage and making it hard for them to change mods without angering their economic base.","They could easily implement Accuracy and Critical Avoidance on some other mods, and even things as simple as Offense on Processors and Defense on Transmitters without upsetting the game's economy." +"Seriously. A man *killed his wife*. Not only that, the man killed his wife *directly because* of his illegal immigration status. And he writes a whole article about how we should say undocumented instead of illegal. This is truely astonishing to me. It's to the point that I'm having a hard time grasping the concept that this isn't satire","And if he'd been here legally, it would've just been an argument." +"They did lose by 25, right?","To a much better team, yes." +Kevin O'Leary.,"Good to know, thanks!" +A. Who goes to Dicks B. Who goes to Dicks for jerseys C. How many different options do they offer D. Something something something Dick joke,"I'm not sure about other areas, but here in the Rochester, NY area, they seem to literally only have Bills jerseys, so I imagine these are the most popular players for whatever team they sell lol" +;) Just knew you couldn't help yourself. Thanks for playing!,k +AMAZING! #HilllaryForPrison IS TRENDING ON TWITTER! THEY CAN'T STOP IT!!,WE HAVE MASSIVE GIRTH +The real question regarding the crossover... Will Oliver encounter Samantha at the end of the Flash's crossover episode for the third year in a row?,"Well, she doesn't live in Central City anymore, so it's not likely." +And a common carrier of leopardsy lol,"So, if I eat one of these I might become a leopard?" +"That's complete nonsense. Tranquilliser darts are just as effective on humans as they are on animals. You just estimate their weight and set the dosage accordingly. Sure you might end up killing or harming a percentage of them, but that's just part of the deal. Tranquillisers can and do kill and harm animals all the time. It's obviously not something used in place of anaesthetic, it's a nuclear option. The only difference is when a percentage of animals are harmed from darts nobody cares, but accidentally kill one human and you're suddenly a bad guy. The point is that using tranquilliser darts on humans won't just get you death, coma, and brain damage. Their use on humans would only be as deadly as their use on animals. Perhaps less deadly since how much better acquainted with human physiology and its reaction to drugs. As for the time to take effect, there's just not physical way for a drug to act instantly when delivered by dart, even if it's very fast acting. This is pretty much why they're useless against humans, because in the time it takes to take effect that person might have shot someone or called for help.",So while dexter definitely could have tranquilizered all of his victims he pretty much should have gotten a spinning backfist to the face every time? +Which video game boss have you been killed by the most?,King Koopah. +See you I did what ;),What did I see you (; +They're pretty entertaining and I totally respect the message and stuff... However Corrine has pissed me off numerous times. One of the guests she was just straight shitty too the entire time...she's very crass and I can totally see why she has some issues and feels the need to get drunk waaaay too often. I've had to turn it off several times due to my being extremely pissed off at the way she looks at life.,Are you talking about the one with JC Best? +"I went to several sites to find out her weight and all average around 56 kg, she is 1.55 meters tall, so her bmi is 23.5, in the normal range, so how is she fat? she is a little wide-framed compared to most others celebrities, sure, some may not like it, sure, but she is not fat, al least not from the medical point of view you point out",She fat bruh +What's catlog?,It's a reader for logcats (Android log files for troubleshooting issues). +"I think Kaep has less to lose than Cam does. Cam is touted on talk radio shows as the new face of the NFL and he has one of the biggest brands out there. Cam has a lot more to lose by polarizing his fan base (especially when his team is in the southeast, no offense) by taking a stance on this than Kaep does as a backup QB in the bay area",All the more reason to use that voice and image given to him for good imo. +We have creeks in Alaska more dangerous than the rio.,They keep the Russians out. +I particularly like when people separate drugs and alcohol.,and TV +"As far as fast food goes, it's unmatched.","I'll *bite*, what is this Pizza Crunch you speak of?" +Time to put an A on my feather,It's 1:08 AM and I wasn't prepared for this. +I called Amazon this morning. This is mine to keep.,or you just bought it and made up a story for karma +I just do not understand releasing a phone without a headphone jack when your own wireless earbuds aren't ready.,"Yeah, because those are the only Bluetooth headphones on the market." +"don't worry, it was actuallyeasy",Its always yeazy +Low interest rates are deflationary.,"No, lol." +"am I the only one the wishes Stormkeeper was a ground targeted huge lightning strike from the heavens. You raise the fist into the air, 1.5s cast, and in the targeted area a pillar of lightning strikes, does heavy dmg and slows/disorients/debuffs/ect something to all targets hit. Or buff yourself for _seconds","I wouldn't mind having something like that, but I feel like it would lack even more luster against single target :/" +"I knew Texas had some deplorable people, but this is taking it to the next level.",Well New York has at least one exceptionally deplorable person. +What do other people do that you are proud that you don't?,I dont use emojis +What's the weirdest fan interaction you've had,One time some guy in jail called me and just kept goin on about how loopy and wavy I was +"Maybe I'm biased, but I think Ronaldo and Messi are the best players to ever play the game. I know this is highly controversial and I expect a lot of downvotes, but that's just my opinion.","I love how based people put him on the same level, Messi is thr goat then Ronaldo" +How does Scotland becoming independent affect the rest of the united kingdom?,are you trolling us? +Sounds more like a Sanders voter.,the issue is believing insane lies +lol I nailed your mom lol,XxXxX_X-69DankMeme360Noscopez420-69X_XxXxX +"Damn, even a 3rd gen. If this is bad I'll be upset, passed up some pretty solid deals while waiting.",You know Skylake is only a 15% IPC improvement over Ivy Bridge? +"Look at those n... I mean The Blacks, having opinions and looking at white people like they're equals. The fucking nerve. Pretty sure that's the thought process for most of them over in the_deluded.","The statement shouldn't have to be a political one, but apparently many people still think the value of black lives is up for debate." +Jerry Jones: Dak Prescott is our starting QB; We completely support him,Anyone else rooting for the Bucs on Sunday to see what happens when the pressure gets to Jerry? +"Probably 10-15. I've only been surfing for 4 years but my dad surfed a lot so he had a few. Now he only surfs a log. 4 of the board s are always in my car. 5'10 retro twin, 5'11 pyzalien, ~7ft singlefin that was shaped in the 70s, and my 9'4 parole log (love that board).","Be careful, there have been boards stolen out of locked cars in VTA before." +"I always thought fringe was a good map for hardpoint, I feel like it's the standoff of bo3",nobody ever rotates to grandmas +I feel like you put way to much energy into this,He wasn't efficient with his energy +Shut up you racist twat.,"Toss my salad, dude." +Weed isn't baked. Alcohol isn't drunk. Holy shit this makes sense,Actually alcohol is drunk and weed is very often baked. +"Well, that fills our backup catcher role.",What about Jesus Montero? +"At this point, I'd take someone who dropkicks babies if they'll bring us international success.",Time to give Pardiola a chance +Japanese Guardian Which Japanese god do you think would work best as a guardian ?,I would like Izanagi +this isn't r/GlobalOffensive,So? +Bo Pelini reportedly interested in Purdue,Bo always gets offers from the desperate programs +"I'm a Lakers fan, so i'm 100% against a Top 3 player on the planet going to Boston...","I was using Boston as an example of the kind of quality team I'd want him to go to, I wouldn't actually want him to go to Boston." +You are very close to a god roll. Honestly I see no need for hidden hand. For me the God roll is: Braced Frame/High Caliber/Counterbalance or Headseeker or Glass Half Full.,"GHF and HS do nothing for TTK in the crucible, wasted perks for PVP." +"Ascended my neighbors with some parts I had laying around, they sold their consoles on craigslist used the funds to build their steam library","oh my god... give them a PC case, you piece of wet food." +"Trump is going to win the debate by going directly for Hillary's character. Hillary Clinton is so dishonest and such a shady, horrible person, it really won't take much to keep the debate personal and nasty. He flourishes in those situations","He'll certainly try, but everything he claims she is, he actually demonstrably and deplorably is" +I'm not offended. I'm obsessed with raptors. And I was actually overjoyed that I got so close to such an awesome murder machine.,wrong sub +I'm not talking comics. That's a whole other kettle.,Even in the show it seems implied that he is faster than Super Girl. +Queens Of The Kill ( Poster ),10/10 Would fap while watching this movie. +"Yeah, and there are so many ways they can easily advertise the RLCS. Just putting ads on Steam, Twitch and on the actual main menu of the game itself would be a huge difference maker.",I saw an ad on a billboard in one of the Rocket League arenas last night +White Genocide and The Melting Pot Myth | Vox Day,Oh look racist cancer. +Envy has to type the amount that he is owed by Secret repeatedly or Kemal will go on vacation,"$4,815,162,342" +NaNoWriMo. National Novel Writing Month. People compete to make a novel in the month of November.,I thoroughly enjoy that acronym. +"Downvoted from the front page presumably, kek","You can downvote on mobile, too." +"This is what lies, deception and lack of communication does to your game: Release players 46,516. Current as of now: 347. (NMS)",347's men's sky +"Kaiba is a bullet timer, expert martial artist, can survive crazy high jumps into jagged rocks, expert motorcycle driver and can throw cards hard enough to break bones and thats just in the actual show. Abridged Kaiba is some sort of immortal demigod.","Real Kaiba also throws a card at point blank range to jam the hammer of a pistol whose trigger was being pulled, preventing fire, and he then tosses the professional agent for Industrial Illusions who was trying to headshot him over his shoulder and some 5 to 10 feet, with a single arm and holding a briefcase almost completely still in his other hand." +Ppl aren't even close to nomod FC Cookie nearly fcs w/ hrhd,"Hvick nearly fc'd, he had 1x shitmiss with 99acc" +Thanks!,What will you be doing in Detroit? +"Random thoughts and questions about Rogue One's female cast (warning - longer post - not mean to inflame, but to provoke reasonable discussion) WARNING - this is not meant to inflame (unless you are a member of one of the extreme internet argumentative groups I poke out down below). It was just something I noticed and thought we (Star Wars fans) could discuss it before the non-Star Wars fans in the bloggosphere get wind of it for us. OK, Other than the lead and Mon Mothma, I have not seen any other females (human, alien or droid)... Let me start by saying, I am not really the kind of person to concern myself with this stuff. I am an over 40 fan from the 70s - but I have a daughter who loves Rey (I built her a staff) and Leia (mostly for her hairstyle changes), so I try to be a good dad and see the world from her point of view. I was thinking the other day about how there was some MRA hate on the Rogue One trailer last spring (not that I care was those sad sack MRA d-bags say as long as normal Star Wars fans don't get brought in to it), but in my reflection (ok, I was watching the trailer again) it actually appears that Felicity Jones is the ONLY female character (other than Mothma), which feels strange. Again, I am not an insufferable SJW either but I noticed it and I can't shake it. I looked for the blogs about it over the summer, but didn't find anything. Apparently those groups were too busy arguing with each other about the merits women busting ghosts and left Star Wars alone My personal feelings are that I don't like to force diversity in my Star Wars movies (no pun intended). I believe my sci fi universe should have the characters it needs to tell a fun compelling story (male, female, ork, cylon, ewok, kilgon, whatever). However, I will admit that the presence of women in Ep7 in other roles (like the doctor with Chewie or the fighter pilot) actually felt more natural and more real than the original trilogy - which was (admit it) a big ole' sausage fest (Carrie Fisher had to change outfits so Lucas could sell more toys to girls). We have Rey, Leia, and Laura Dern in Ep8 - so that cast is rounding out well. I am sure there will be a strong female role in the Han Solo film (read the comics if you want to meet her), but I have not seen any in Rogue One. Not a pilot, not a gunner, or (even better) someone working for the Empire So, it begs the question: Are there supporting females in Rogue One that we (or maybe I) just haven't seen, and if not, do we think this will become a thing? Should it? Will it matter if it does? Just some random thoughts for a Thursday","I mean, I can say the same thing about Star Wars having a strong male agenda with the last 6 films" +'Brakes' an uncommonly written word for most people,*stopping discs* +Some weird guy insisted on taking his picture with me after our troop,Love the username +"That's good then hopefully TC won't charge such an absurd price for 2 character skins again after this fiasco, and so far with the carmine packs only costing 200 each it's seems they're already making a change for the better.","but it wasnt 20$ for 2 skins, it was 20 items, 1$ each, just like elite packs." +Remove This Message from Game Filtered,If it's removed how will I know when the net trap iv set has collapsed? +What's one song you want played at your funeral?,Flight of Icarus by Iron Maiden. +"There are also Blazer fans being downvoted left and right. It's how this sub is. If you lose and say anything, it's salty. Whatever",Be careful or people will start to accuse you of having a persecution complex. +What should be watched by everyone at least once?,Rick and Morty. +"Wait, in 3.17? I don't remember seeing this... And I hope it isn't true.",It's true.... +"Not possible, the data for the map is removed from the game and they arenot going to add in Gigs worth of data for a MOTD.",Custom? +"That's Crappy way of looking at it. I think there's a lot of people with shitty social skills, but that wouldn't stop anyone from being good at making games.",Yeah that's why I said it's not too crazy +He said he can still use it though.,"oh snap, missed that lol, sorry" +Race mixing is this the fucking 30s?,Mentally stuck in the 1830s +I made a Squad wallpaper - in the style of Bad Company 2,That's fucking beautiful mate. +What do sane people love?,Each other. +"It's okay, they're pretty entertaining.",I'll tell ya ain't nothing funnier than some squeamish cuck who gets bombarded with downvotes because he doesn't like a post haha +"Please. Fashion is an integral part of art, and therefore an integral part of culture, and has important historical roles for thousands of years. What the fashion world does trickles down to the average consumer, and what we wear, how we present ourselves (professional, clean) is dictated by the fashion world. For example, anyone woman wearing the giant shoulder pad blazers of the 80's will be judged harshly against a women wearing the current blazer styles, especially if qualifications are the same. Yes it can be superficial. But it has strong and deep ties to society as well, and to politics.",Found the liberal arts major! +its up to me????? teh hell??? So you dont know the answer either?,"No, I said that if *you think* it is random that is *your choice*." +"Oh my God, let me tell you about my mother's neighbor. My mother had her contractor re-dig her ditches for better water flow in heavy rains. The neighbor across the street STOLE the dirt, which my mom had plans for. This mound of dirt is huge. The neighbor (we just call her the dumb bitch around the house) moved this huge mound of dirt to her driveway with the help of her husband and kids while my mom was at work. This partially blocked their 2 car drive so she asked my mom's contractor to come over and.... get ready for it.... DIG A HOLE, AND PUT THE STOLEN DIRT IN THE NEWLY DUG HOLE. I don't know what she planned to do with the dirt removed from the ground in order to make the hole to put different dirt into. It baffles me.","Well, obviously they didn't like their dirt and wanted yours." +"Saya tidak perlu lagi bersifat gentleman dan berlembut, tegas Najib","Oh yeah, this I got to see" +They could have kept a closer eye on him.,Who's to say they didn't? +Happy mutual birthday! I turned 36 this morning!,What did you turn on the evening tho. +"I haven't really been keeping up with OTT just yet, but from the looks of it, are you telling me she's gonna be a new Zakiyah?",People mostly just say she is Zakiyah 2.0 because she is also a preschool teacher. +Just checking in with less than 1% sperm motility here... and 4 kids.,"Well, there might be an easier explanation for that." +20 keys for Crimson disco?,They're going for 28 +"Well, fuck","*Well, fack" +Lil boat,The way he says it is like he has autotune or someshit but i saw him say it live and it was the exact same +"Mei voice actress was great, very enthusiastic about the movie as well.",Mei: The Movie? +It's funny how incels cry about not getting women and look at muslims just slaying white women left/right. Just shows you how pathetic women have become,"Incels are quite pathetic too, tbh." +What does that matter? I call sluts what they are. I could care less whether they are offended or not. Why would you think I care?,I actually thought with your first comment you were being sarcastic. +What is the most disgusting thing you can think of for someone who lost a bet?,If it's a guy put ice on their cock +Michelle Smith is a Ninja,It's like her and her bo staff are one :o +StoneMountain64?,"Nope, totally different voice" +"This has about as much real meaning as Trump holding a rainbow flag. Spain should be ashamed, and anyone pleased with this move should be insulted for being pandered to. This whitewashes history, is an insult to women, and benefits no one while further driving a wedge between people. It's also sexist in so many sad ways.",Renaming streets will all-of-a-sudden make people forget about Franco? +It used to be.. not so much anymore,What is the alternative? +"It's actually not. Let's compare: The OP's example talks about a very specific group from the get go and is very clear about its specificity. Your example is a generalising blanket statement that doesn't even attempt to make any kind of distinctions but then you make some exceptions based on personal sympathy or on who-to-appease-to-save-my-face. The OP is specific about a certain breed of rich white female college students with a holier-than-thou attitude that have completely lost touch with reality. It is highly analogous to the examples I provided. The only reason it seems racist to you is because he's black, isn't it? This is the same shit as them complaining about you being a racist because you can't stand lowlife ghetto losers complaining about the white devil but aren't black enough to be allowed to say nigger.",Pronouns: (Wealthy/*white*/rich) Enjoys being lowkey racist? +I wonder what kind of army game is loaded?,Doodle Army +Is that a tablet?,"No, a luxury mousepad" +"with my luck at booster packs, this is probably going to be the last legendary cloud we see.",LOL this made me sad cause I know that feeling... +Why are you on Reddit right now instead of spending time with your family?,Drunk people fighting. +I think child rapists tend tonne killed In prison,*Tend to be +Big deal. California / New York is to the rest of America what America is to the developing world.,Really? +"I think fur grows over removed eyes, even if they were born with eyes :)",:( +"Happy to see the news is spreading because people here need help. I wish they would talk more about how and what to donate rather than just expressing sympathy, but I guess don't look a gift horse in the mouth.","I wish this subreddit was bigger, we could mobilize something huge." +"Sweet, sweet hypocrisy","You know, there were numerous examples of Trump supporters willing to go native if he lost" +"I mean, their line really can't get any worse (um, right?), their defense is still the kind that can carry a team, and despite the poor OL there's a decent shot that Russell Wilson's legs will heal up. Oh, and they're winning at a .643 clip as is. The OL problem is... not ideal but I feel like that context is pretty important.",i think the oline got better starting someone who hasnt started since middle school. +Just because I left my door unlocked when I went to work doesn't mean someone necessarily broke into it. You can say it was vulnerable but you can't just assume it was hacked when there is no evidence of a hack.,It'd be more like fort Knox being guarded by a couple privates. +"Every tie you ingest Kaopectate (or similar product), you're ingesting kaolin clay.",Isn't it meant to absorb impurities or some hippy shit like that? +THEY'RE MINERALS MARIE!!,Something something crystal something something methamphetamine. +"You're in prison based off of your highest rated comment, what are you in jail for?","Telling a wood joke, they never *saw* it coming." +"Ah, you're just peanut butter and jealous!",They hate 'cause they aint us! +"I'm no hero; I put my bra on one boob at a time, just like everyone else. ~ Tina Belcher","If men had uteruses, they'd be called duderuses" +Put two ladders on top of each other to reach things on higher shelves.,r/osha +Admins admit to cheating the system by adding fake upvotes to their own posts.,"Status is manufactured, your votes don't count just like in real life." +tbh its likely best age to had dyed and styled hair. as an adult you worry too much about work to be able to give it a go,tbh its not the best age to hang 3 foot of artificial nylon from your roots. +"Nah man, Saint Row died in my opinion after THQ went bankrupt. Idk for certain if they worked on 3, but after 3 it died. At least for me. 4 was just a reskin of 3 and never played the newest one.",4 is still lit +she's dead btw,nooooooooo +What does a violin player use as birth control? Their personality,Obviously someone doesn't know Lindsey Sterling +Skyrim water mill doesn't match river flow. Modder publishes a working fix in under 7 hours.,"In other news: publisher republishes incomplete and broken game, lets the community fix it" +Battlefield 1 versus Reality.,"No Austrians, Russians or Ottomans in the game?" +"God. I don't know WHY I was ever an EnVy fan. Honestly the CS i watch from the uglier players is way better. I think I'm probably just gay for the EnVy squad, just like I am for dvve. I want to get gangbanged by envy and G2 at the same time and that is the only reason I support them anymore.",Alrighty then +Pducks.Panix weird clip,its like he knew he fucked up and just went ahead and got killed to avoid further attention +macaroni and cheese should not have anything else in it. it's mac and cheese if you put anything else in it you are a monster.,"Ketchup is still allowed though, right?" +What worries you the most about the outcome of the upcoming U.S. election?,That one of THOSE two will win. +"Knife Jugglers are rare, aren't they?","Yes right , I don't remember what I did with 200 remaining dusts , it happened in first season , it was really long time ago :/" +"Copyright violations. Completely illegal. In his worlds, Only thieves and vandals have made money on Calvin and Hobbes merchandise.",Am I a thieve or a vandal if I have silk-screen amateur equipment and make my own shirts? +"Guess My Record Thread It's been posted here often, but if you don't know how it works. You post your roster and have users guess your record based off of it. If a user gets it right be sure to let them know.",".5 ppr 10 team QB: Ryan, Stafford RB: DJ, Shady, Lewis, T. Coleman WR: Cooper, Dez, Moncrief, Sanders, DGB TE: Eifert, Gates K: Vinatieri DEF: Denver" +Inevitable request: How much does one pay to get their brand removed from the bot?,And the reply would be haha no +That's just stage one. Soon you remember which balkan country is which on the map and other arcane secrets.,Say my name! +Give harbs 5 years to get people like mccaffrey and some of these ridiculous 4/5 stars in and he'll have a natty and prob headed to another super bowl run w the colts,"How quaint, it only took Urban 3 seasons to win a National Title for us." +Season 3 rewards Do we have confirmation that you get the reward based on the highest rank you reached ? Even if you end the season with a lower rank ?,"Yes it has been confirmed that it is the highest rank reached, not where you are at the end." +Why s that? Leveling an alt enh might give ele a go,"Further to mcbrazzle's response, since the boss fights are really quick, averaging under 1min, their ST burst is nearly unmatched, at least from personal experience." +"That's what I was going for. You say power of love, and I immediately think magical girl anime. Although I suppose it's properly a shoujo, since it's an all-girl story?","You got to admit though, I'm sure the majority of the viewing audience of shoujos are males." +We will be studying this date in Global Politics classes for years to come.,In a few years you won't have global politics nor classes anymore. +Radical christian terrorism,Y'allQueda +"Alright, good, good.","So is that it, or no?" +if only theres something in life besides computer games,You mean like console games? +Would guys want a map that had tunnels?,Fuck yes. +"Too little volume for chest for chest definitely. My split is like this but 6 days a week: push - 3 chest exercises, 2 triceps exercises, lateral raises, 12 sets minimum of abs pull - 3 back exercises, face pulls, shrugs, 1 bicep exercises, 12 sets minimum of abs. legs - squats, legs press, leg extensions supersetted with leg curls, calf raises on leg press, 12 sets minimum of abs This leaves me a lot of room to pick my favorite exercises. An example chest day is flat bench press, incline dumbbell, pec decs, CGBP, tricep pushdowns and lateral raises. I also have a lats dominant day and a row dominant day. Since you go less days to the gym, you need to up the volume. You say you hit each muscle group once every 5 days, why not a bro split then? chest - back - legs - arms - shoulders - cardio - flexibility session at home. If you go with that you need to do a lot of volume, add drop sets and super sets so you exhaust the muscle fully.",Thanks for posting :-) +Nope.,"And i fucking said what i think, didnt call out anyone so you need to fucking relax" +In preparation for SuMo... What's everyone doing to prepare for the new gen? I'm planning on getting all my favorites and legendaries/events lined up to transfer over. Doubt items will be transferable. Anyone going nuts with breeding or leveling or anything?,I'll be doing Super Rotation Battles in the Battle Maison in AS +"I really hope so, I love what I've seen so far, and I want more.",(Silently Hopes for new Megas) +"Has would be the Photon Cannon. I guess sOs would be the DT. And after his series against Drogo, I'm inclined to give Snute the Zergling.",Give sOs something like the carrier or the voidray +So this is what it feels like to have fur.,There is something wrong with your baby +When you're too poor for a drone but have too many spare fans,This would make a good fuck this I'm out gif. +What about the Fury?,"anything GCN 1.2 or better uses the AMDGPU firmware module by default so the fury is fine, under that it still uses the old radeon module but not for much time anymore." +Sharing one of my favorite songs with you guys - The Cure - Pictures Of You,Not available in america :( +"If shaving commercials want to impress me then they should shave a bison, not hairless legs.","Dollar Shave Club, can you deliver?" +Or the whole dubstep thing,Yeah... yeah it was a phase +"Iowa company's '100% pure' honey laced with weed-killer, lawsuit says","Not to worry, the new administration will remove any regulation that would require a big corporation to be honest in the labeling of their food stuffs." +Describe a programming language in 10 words or less Lisp : Parentheses. *drops mic*,shell: `$you $better $quote $everything` +Yeah for that awesome .1% interest rate,"Which is better than 0%, and is also insured." +Nuh uh.,Are too! +White House Inventory When President Trump visits the White House tomorrow he needs to take inventory of the fine China and silverware.,Stuff like this doesn't MAGA +"Yet we are mad about oil, how the fuck did they get the shit they eat?","Someone carried the food there, and it was grown without tractors." +I didn't say that most of the world knew English. I said that it's the most widely spoken second language.,It's behind isn't even a common phrase in English +My very own FULLCOMMUNIST momement immortalized by a comrade.,I'm gonna have to find ways to work that into my daily life. +"WD, the long squatted Wood Dwarfs.",white dwarf +Hard being a Woodley fan round these parts,"I like him, though I don't agree with the way he handled everything concerning Wonderboy." +Reminder: Mini nes 11/11,I almost forgot +Pretty sure everyone involved in the case will eventually die,"Fuck, you think so?" +What movie was intended to be serious but ended up being comedy gold?,The fifth element +I can list 7-8 reasons why he is still good,It never gets old +And I thought I could live...,The way he said Fall back was more like **INCOMINNGGGGG** +Incredible movie.,Super really +Too soon?,When reality seems like a Kurt Vonnegut novel +What is a normal tradition in your country that other countries see as crazy or don't understand?,American football apparently. +Do you mean the CanLII?,"Yes with that extra 'I', I also have no idea what they meant." +Fucking astute beer goggle simulator,"That's why you wake up and chug a few in the morning for round two (or three, I don't know you people)" +No but 3 wives is deal.,Username checks out +Boardless and cardless? Civ.,Civ 6 policy cards. +Name an object from 70s/80s that you couldn't live without but is now redundant.,VHS player +I cant play a lot of games in a row anymore how about you guys? I just feel like the better i got the less i could play because i really do feel exhausted when i have to keep track about everything. Is that only for me or do you experience the same things?,"You're becoming burnt-out, take a break from the game otherwise you'll end up hating every game you play." +"Is this enough for less graphic intensive games like LoL, Minecraft and CS:GO? Medium settings 1080p maybe?",You would get better results with AMD APUs +"Why do we need a bombshell? We have enough already, the FBI reopening was the bombshell. Clinton actually has too much corruption and scandals that anymore isn't making a difference.",The only people claiming this is not a bombshell is the MSM (HRC campaign) and HRC loyalists. +"Germany has taken in too many migrants - now Europe needs to protect itself, warns expert",Too little too late. +I know at least 365 people and none of them have my birthday,I dated a girl who had the same birthday as me... 1 year younger. +"Idk, this is gonna be nagging me me now, because they're in the exact same universe. They need to fix this by either having this be part of her plan or she has a twin sister like Patsy and Philly Parisi in Sopranos.","Ike Perlmutter would probably say something racist like ''doesn't matter, 'cause black people look a like anyway, nobody will notice''" +Only if they're here legally.,"Which they will be able to, through our big, large gates & enhanced immigration procedures." +You could try talking to her?,Lol nah better to just bitch online about the person I chose to marry. +It is possible if the interest rate on the loan is better than student loans then in theory yes.,I'd suppose the interest rate doesn't really matter if you're planning on declaring bankruptcy shortly after. +"Not an expert or anything, but I think it's pretty bad to get shot in the head with anything.",.45ACP does not have the velocity to penetrate skin much less a skull. +When you have the munchies but you have to open a door.,Lol or you could have the door already open +Not sure it can run Rocket League though,But can it Run Crysis 3...? +heatwave offers,Parallax + Black chakrams + 1 CC1 + 2 CC2 +"I'm a roofer and the only reason that they would leave the roof covered in tarps is if it immediately started raining and there's not enough time to dry in the area. It can be water proof with just ice and water which is the is the black sticky stuff at the base of the roof. The top stuff, it's kinda like canvas is also waterproof. Every roofer knows not to tear off in the rain or that if you have to, then you do it in sections that can be easily covered with a huge plastic cover and finished being dried in while a guy or two hold up the plastic. There's no way that they would let this happen to your home on purpose due to being liable for the damage. Also we are to immediately got off of a roof if it starts to really rain on a very verticle roof or it starts thundering. Our life is not worth your roof or our job, and homeowners don't seem to grasp this.",You might have morals but it's obvious this roofing company didn't do their job right. +Relatively cheap vape?,Are you looking for a battery powered or butane torch powered portable? +I have never had more fun tanking as I have with DH. The mobility is what really did it for me. I was going to main havoc but tried vengeance from 100-102 and I couldn't stop it was so much fun.,"Yeah thats the general feeling on DH the mobility is just amazing, I know playing my paladin drives me crazy at times because i don't really get a ton of movement hehe, used to playing a warrior who is almost as mobile as DH." +"So um... Why is trout mask replica so expensive? I was on Amazon the other day, and I wanted to pick up captain beefheart's trout mask replica because I've heard good things, but it's like 50 dollars for the CD!? I checked for an MP3 version that was cheaper, but none seems to exist. Why is this?",Pleb filter +"It happened with Wayne for a while, but now he's basically GOAT status.",It still happens with Wayne +Don't get why people still doubt Hoyer for fantasy purposes.. he has a repertoire of feeding elite WRs just fine.,Except he never throws to the bears elite receiver unless you consider Merideth elite +I almost didnt see him. He was about to get locked in the fridge.,"Gotta clean under the crisper, man." +"I was being ambushed by an enemy infiltrator and my teammate was just crouching there looking at me getting killed. He wasn't fighting like TR, so I went there, explained why I was killing him and TKed him.",If I was him id TK you right back +"If you randomly get 1 weapon for free, what would it be. I'd get the referral tank guns.",Mine was the Carnage +"Why dopid superman say martha, though? Thats the dumbest part. Batman had no idea who he was talking about. Saying my mother wouldve made much more sense.","Try having the shit being beaten out of you, and then having a spear made of your weakness being near you, panicking that you're about to die, and try thinking straight." +You can use mods on Xbone.,"Yes, I'm aware of that I just want to get my achievements." +Teddy was trending yesterday on FB and there's been talks about Teddy's NFL career being possibly over based on what other doctors are saying.,"Not a shit post, just a repost." +Steam is down,SEATTLE MAJOR = SHANGHAI MAJOR +"Exactly. As much of a fairy tale ending it would be to have a two state solution where everyone can hold hands and sing kumbaiya, one side is clearly worse. The govt. of Hamas is terroristic.",Does *anyone* seriously think the formation of a Palestinian state would stop the rockets and mortars landing on Israeli soil? +This is a repost from months ago,I bet you know all about reposts +"Yeah, I have issues with multiracial people. That's what my comment implied.",Angsty are ya +"I dont have it, but im just wondering haha",Oh okay haha +He's been gone for almost a year now. Maybe his dad found out about his reddit account and beat him with jumper cables.,Or maybe his dad destroyed his mobo with jumper cables. +ExMuslim exposes quran (Arabic w/ eng subs),"I may be mistaken, but isn't he the man who confronted a muslim women on a TV set in Germany who claimed islam is a religious of peace ?" +"It's already illegal to block highways, damage and vandalize stuff -- basically all of the stuff that this bill defines as an illegal protest. The only difference is the redundancy of making these things illegal while 'protesting.' Just seems like an underhanded attempt to make organized protest more difficult.","I am betting it will be more about attributing the actions of these incidents to the entire protest, justifying disbanding it via force." +"If humans ever colonize Mars and people continue to live on Earth, what stereotypes of the Earth people would exist to humans born and raised on Mars that have never been to Earth?","nice tan, asshole..," +"Which champions do you predict are getting Snowdown skins this year? My prediction is that we are getting Snowdown Yorick, Poro Nunu, and Bad Santa Ryze. :) Those are specific for a reason ;) What do you guys think?","Jhin, Illaoi would hold a present box, her E would be a candy cane, her tentacles would be candy canes or just peppermint tentacles, Mistletoe (insert champ here but for me Vi)" +"Off topic(ish)- what breed is that first cat? It's like a tiny, adorable Mountain Lion.",They're called kittens. +Man of Steel 2 to be released in 2020?,Supes needs new blood. +I'm not gay,what the fuck what about our numerous marriages +Terrance West or Deandre Washington? Standard Scoring This week and going forward since I plan to drop one,I'd go with **West** because that Raiders/Chargers game is shaping up to be a shoot-out. +Africa doesn't have a much of a history of stability...,They were pretty stable while selling their one people into slavery +guess that ass-hat will never know the pleasure of a well made kitchen table,He probably had a friend who assembled his ikea table for him. +don't most walmarts and targets already have these?,"Well, there are no Targets and Walmarts in Germany." +I can mute toxic people... Entitled idiots who throw games and don't listen (and get easily offended) I can't do anything about that.. I'm not toxic at all and If I'm raging it isn't in chat but that stuff drives me nuts This and support Lux,"When your support Lux talks shit to you, and then gets reality check by you asking her, why she has Mejais when she is 0/4/2... and then you carry her feeding ass." +Mexico onboards - new angles on controversial incidents,"With this new insight, the difference in cutting turn 1 of Hamilton and Verstappen is suddenly very clear." +"You and 99% of the world calling her crazy is just proof that she is right, which you would have learned if you watched the video.",You forgot the +A vote for Jill Stein is a vote for Trump,A vote for Hillary in the primaries was a vote for Trump in the general. +me irl,Am sad +Vargas does not count.,I read the word kegels and immediately checked the username. +TIL where the Steam logo came from,ITT: people feeling super validated for knowing something not everyone did. +Your pride heals faster than a broken jaw - Richard Pryor,"Man that is so reverse, a broken jaw is just bones and will heal over time , the psychological trsuma of losing its pride can last forever" +You're right. I'm very much in favor of returning to 3 glasses of scotch a day instead. The whole crystal decanter full of whiskey at the office thing needs a comeback.,I want you to be serious cuz id be down for that +"Ivanka Trump in '06: 'If he wasn't my father, I would spray him with Mace'",R/Politics so salty +The Worlds Most Expensive Food (2016) - the private food network of billionaires living in london.,Really ridiculous. +"Anecdotal I know, but one of my black belt instructors calls it jits.",tons of people do diff --git a/chunk71.csv b/chunk71.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..cd39fd66515754cb7f07ecc7e269998e48da1214 --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk71.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1667 @@ +Input,Output +"i read a good quote online from one of the mods saying that when people say you're average online, you're actually below average. besides, i've post numerous pieces of evidence of people calling me below average online, so you know what that means...",What makes that quote so 'good' other than that it fits into your own narrative? +EA Says It Would Delay Mass Effect Andromeda Again If it Makes the Game Better,Oh boy I hope this game has micro transactions! +How the fuck do we boot Chaffetz from congress?,Because he wins his seat with 70% +Report: Ambush Killings of Two Iowa Police Officers Linked to Disagreement Over Confederate Flag,"So, a Trump supporter killed the two cops." +The Incendiary Appeal of Demagoguery in Our Time,"So, why did the New York times help elect Trump by covering all the false propaganda coming out of GOP Congress without challenging it?" +Fuck! This is going to distract from the Russian Election Influence issue!,That is the idea. +Same here. Not too happy with Rogers but with the student discount it's not bad compared to the other options.,Student plan but it's available to everyone in the month of September as long as you get the right rep on the phone. +That conclusion only works if one presupposes that wind or solar are better than nuclear. One could just as easily say it describes the problem with variable renewable sources on a grid with larger concentrations of 'baseload' plants.,It's a matter of economics. +DAE le edgy overwatch cringe?!?!?!?! Go back to 4chan.,"No thanks, I'm ok here, it's pretty entertaining." +Lol so you don't really save any time since you take the time to cap... lol,Just change fps_max to 999 so you still get the faster load time but no cap +"I wouldn't say that I'm onyour side but you do start to make few valid points. Over the last few decades the left wing in western politics has become obsessed with identity politics when it should've been focusing on economics. It's gotten to the point where the focus has been on who do you identify as ? What groups and ideologies do you see yourself aligned with ? On a micro level this can be important but politics has always been, and IMO always should be, about the bigger picture. Do you have a job ? Are you and your country self sufficient ? If you need to rely on others, are they your friends or are they only helping you out of sufferance ? These are fundamental building blocks to living in any society. If you don't focus on these questions, and their follow-ups, then your society starts to crumble from within. It may take more than one generation but the decline is inevitable. I have little sympathy with the alt-right but I can see where they're coming from.",Unusually well thought-out comment. +I think that you should stop acting like you own this sub.,"Just stay on topic, and you'll be fine." +"Titan Tone Graphical bug, anyone got any help on this?","Not on Xbox, that's your problem." +We should be able to remove the OneGuide section of our user interface and ads at Home section.,"I don't feel very strongly about the one guide placement, but the advertisements definitely cheapen the overall experience." +"It's not really the price that is the issue but the value. Apple computers (both desktops and laptops) are terrible values, they are usually priced around the same as high end gaming desktops and laptops but have the hardware and capabilities of an average computer. Most people don't want to pay the hundreds of dollars extra that Apple adds to their price just for their name/logo and whatever gimmicky feature they added.",But they're so _innovative_ and _courageous_! +"Curing smallpox and polio might be above cell phones, but yeah.",But cell phones don't cause Autism +"Don't downplay Battlefield 1, man... It's fantastic.","It's great for you American and European folk, but EA says fuck you to all those living outside of those areas....#HighPingField1" +Welcome! What area have you moved to?,Peterborough. +Tesla Bans Customers From Using Autonomous Cars To Earn Money Ride-Sharing: Self-driving Teslas only allowed to carry paying customers through the Tesla Network.,And there's the monetization strategy +Did you really just try to suggest Trump is progressive?,"In the two areas I mentioned - condemning the Iraq war and supporting LGBT rights - yes, he is undeniably progressive." +"I'm gonna have to read that. Our world makes absolutely no sense to me. We're ghosts, driving meat tubes, who created a bunch of rules with no real basis in nature, who dedicate our entire existence to acquiring little slips of paper to trade with the other meat tubes. And we don't even get the little slips of paper anymore because we've traded them for lightning bolts that live inside a magic box. It's complete insanity.",it's easier to figure out if you study history +i've chased after girls i've seen in passing before. Usually works well. They are flattered you are that interested.,Rules 1&2 apply here. +Why the fuck wasn't she paying for her own shit?,married life... yeah! +My SuMo Team that I will use to battle my friend!,I'd swap Bulu for Koko for more coverage +Which 3 places should the legendary Pokemon be released to cause the most chaos?,Mega Rayquaza could probably destroy pretty much any man-made area considering it can destroy moving meteorites (in the depths of space) without a sweat. +"There's a 41 car entry list, right? Maybe he'll DNQ. Though I could also see the 98 just withdrawing again. (Which I don't get, since the 55 is usually their slower car)",All according to plan. +"The Black Plague ravages Europe, 1350","If anyone wants to know, the source is Sealab 2021, Season 4 Episode 3, The Green Fever." +Post your line ups this is what I got right now,Sullivan-Linden-WCOH Bure WCOH Kurri-Lafontaine-Tarasenko Shanahan-Toews-Graves Tkachuk-Bergeron-WCOH Modano Macinnis-Bourque Letang-Keith Ekblad-Suter WCOH CuJo-WCOH Halak +BraveClaws,Lethal Weapon-X +out of 5?,*It's a OnePlus 3* +"Haha, well, most people probably wouldn't think this is dope, but I have a daughter who is a few months past one. Right now we are watching football sharing some fried rice and it's a close second to the edited image thing. Having a kid is crazy, lol.",Asian confirmed +That was the joke,That was the joke indeed +"They have some in Arizona, too, i think...? But what kind of kickstarter would we do lol? :)",Just call Ilyass el Ammari for that one +"I don't mind non Trump supporters displaying a communist Russian flag, so long as it's the historically accurate version. Am I doing it right?",From the top of the Reichstag you mean? +Alex Smith is at the podium now and says he has had two concussions before and feels as if he doesn't have a concussion now.,He's also drooling like crazy and they had to attach training wheels to his ankles so he wouldn't topple over. +kelce and the holding calls.. smh,It's not a normal game if he doesn't have a holding call. +Looks like we can to me.,We're breaking them now! +He should have drunk more hot water,Too soon. +TSM Wildturtle You heard it here first,I hope so. +"Whats happening with trick2G's Team Gates Question in the description, does anyone have any info i might have missed?",They ded. +Huff? Name checks out,Josh Puff N' Snuff Huff +Oh nvm then I suck,"Same lol, came to talk smack and throw down but I'll probably get my ass handed to me." +My comment was meant as total nonsense. But now I am really curious as to what you thought I might've thought what fps meant.,Muzzle velocity is typically measured in feet per second (fps). +"PSA, don't rub a kangaroo's belly. It causes sexual arousal that can be very unhealthy for the animal. They can literally get addicted to belly rubs and will start harassing and assaulting people for them.",Source on this? +the last thing bastion needs is mobility in turret mode,"Throw in a Winston shield and some kind of Genji deflect ability too, that'll make him almost underpowered but at least viable." +"So my wife and I were driving along the CA coast, Highway 1, for part of our honeymoon. Well I had to pee so we stop at a gas station and i do my thing while the wife sits in the car. After i wash hands I notice a backpack/purse type thingy on top of the paper towel dispenser. Like one of those black leather one strap backpack things. Anyways, i grab it, first zipper i open to check it out is the smaller but still decent sized front pouch... inside... huge stack of cash, it was hundreds and twenties. There was thousands. I look briefly then closed it, walked it to clerk and told him I found this bag in the bathroom and they will hopefully come back for it. He looks at me and says let's split what's inside. Kinda joking but I'm not sure with the way he looked. I said no thanks and left. The wife and I didn't have much money and it woulda been nice, but it woulda made me feel terrible. My only regret was not taking it to a police station instead of the store clerk. I hope whomever it belonged to came back for it.","Yeah, taking large stacks of obvious drug money in California is not a great idea." +"who da fck would even have that in their mindset, when someone slaps you? lol... pussy.. twitch is a fucked up streaming company that needs to be put down, they would ban for stupid shit..",Does the stupidity coming from your mouth genuinely make sense in your head? +TIL poor sleep may be linked to Alzheimer's disease.,Fuuuuck... +lol,lol +"Man a cooking version of comedians in cars getting coffee sounds like a great idea. I feel like a couple shows have tried to do it, but none seem to strike the same note. They always feel super fake.","For example, The Chew." +"Gabe Newell can literally say HL3 is coming, never release it and still be appreciated and earn billions of dollars.",HL3 will be released on virtual reality. +The B is finally said,"Also, Room 237 is a documentary about conspiracy theories surrounding The Shining..." +College Football: GA Tech 38 - Vanderbilt 7. Tech 3-0! Tech stomped em out! Next game 7:30 Thursday night against Clemson.,Also GaState gave #9 Wisconsin a serious scare +Saudi Arabian arms deal defended by Canadian defence industry,"Saudis and the rest of the Muslim world can't fight anyhow, heard a quote which said something along the lines of: the problem with any Muslim/middle eastern military or police force is that many of the soldiers believe that they cannot change their own fate that whatever happens is allah's will, so they do not try to persevere and fight The arms we're selling them would be going to as much use as they would in a junk yard." +What's the reason for the large drop in gold?,Ur mom needed to buy condoms +Where did he get Skate 5? How do I Skate 5?,Maybe he meant THPS5? +advice to a new member? Hi... I was recently baptized into the LDS church a few weeks ago. What advice would you give to a new member such as myself?,Don't give them your money. +I feel like xkcd has always been libtarded,i fucking hate the fact that liberals have highjacked the word liberty REALLY GRINDS MY FUCKING GEARS +What is your favourite podcast? Why/What's it about?,SLEEPYCAST +Song of swords is very much 14th-18th century focused. With every sword and armour choice from dussacks and longswords to smallswords and montantes; and from mail hauberks and segmata to full-harness plate.,Indeed- the lines of the breastplate and the spaulders are very well done. +Lol cheeky-ass chrome devs,Cheeky ass-chrome devs +Battlefield designer reveals promising-looking Viking monster game,"I like that the vikings are speaking Icelandic, they even have pretty good accents." +", Dad's",Gonna +"Hey guys, I've been playing Xbox for about 10 years now and I'm finally losing time for it. I made a little video of the best moments I've had over my gaming career. Thanks for the memories!",the woes of an aging gamer.. none of my friends play anymore ;_; +Battlefield 1 in Halo 5 Forge,I love Halo +Colin Powell Endorses Hillary Clinton,"After all he is the man who coined the phrase #DickingBimbos in Regard to clueless Hillary's, cheating Husband, because he was aware of the Energizer Bunny, Maybe Trump should have someone in a Energizer Bunny suit follow Hillary's campaign around and try to start trouble?" +I just checked the weather for Ulan Bator in Wikipedia. Those people are crazy! It never goes above -15 Celsius in Winter? Give me a break!,Same for most of Canada. +"--- Jill Stein supporter faces reality, realizes what's at stake this election, and tries to bring sanity back to election day.","And this, fellow Correct the Record^TM associates, is why third parties poll 2-10X better than they actually perform." +It's not Araki if the dogs live,Except if Kars is there as well. +Arf arf,*rubs stylus over flair +Removed. Rule 6.,Low effort? +"How do you think AJ Lee, ex-girlfriend of Daniel Bryan, reacted to seeing the announcement that Brie Bella was pregnant with Daniel Bryan?",Punk will never give me babies... +"Alpha was in the lead on all STO Forums (Eng, German and French)",Fuckin Euronoobs. +"We had a German student staying with us at university, who was a massive petrol head: she loved Formula 1 and playing Colin McRae. One day I asked her where she was from. Nuremberg, she replied. And, thinking about her love of motorsport, I decided to try and be knowledgeable. Oh, like the rally? This did not go down well. TL;DR: Thought the Nuremberg rally was a motor race.","Nah, man, you need trials to qualify for the rally." +"So Damien, how long of a contract would you like?",He just want some money +Crap i traded an uncommon item. I thought it was weird that was in my manage inventory.,how do i trade +inb4 someone says overwatch players are ddosing the servers cause they have to pay money for overwatch,But it's true lol +Pre-orders supposedly going live at the end of the year and it will have integrated LED. I am so not missing out on Ace!,Any idea on the price? +Who's that girl?,Zooey Deschanel +They aren't gonna read it here mate.,"I am on here a lot, and so is Scarper, and sometimes Anton." +Someone at TMF capped this snap before Javi deleted it. They make a good point about it being similar to marriage boot camps house,He can't shave his own face? +Also she actively avoided cyber security workshops. Pure weapons grade negligence,So glad to know negligence is an alibi now. +"What if all these times we actually got it wrong and it was Massa in place of Ralf, Heidfeld, Rosberg, Hulkenberg and Maldonado :o","TIL sauber is really bad at picking drivers, all they had to do was take on Massa insted of 6 other individuals." +Do Not Resist (2016) examines rapid police militarization in the U.S. Filmed in 11 states over 2 years.,AHH EHM TEH LUWHHH +"point of order is that DARPA is part of the DOD, but you are correct.",like the DARPA challenge is always fun to watch +"I looked at Benteke, that penalty miss put me off. I was waiting for him to score then I would have been buying up",IF benteke. +Anyone who thinks she lost because she's a woman needs a reality check.,...maybe you should grab them in the pussy. +"Dramedys similar to Mixology, Flaked, or Easy I enjoy binge watching slice of life shows. Like a lot. Any that you found particularly entertaining?",You should check out Louie +If this drive caps off in an Aguayo miss I'm blowing a hole in my tv with a shotgun,TV then your brains? +AMD processors sale at Microcenter (29.99-169.99),This is pretty good for people who are already on an AMD board and can't afford to upgrade their entire build yet. +"Every time we cut it to 11 or 13 I thought, this will be the time we get to single digits. It never happened",Each time we got it to 11 we had horrible shot selection and turnovers. +"I haven't watched much of the bengals this year, but Adam jones looked pretty great from what I saw last week.",He's lost a step. +Go to the cwl game then game settings and press square to unlock the settings and you should be good,Wait but does that mean propulsion is back to being OP? +nypost: Kushner/Priebus want Romney; Conway/Bannon oppose,Romney would be a disaster for America. +Planet Money: When Subaru Came Out,"Great episode, nothing to do with Portland specifically." +An ess ess dee.,a b c d e f g h i j k +And yet the Elite controller still doesn't support Bluetooth...,yet... +"Not in America though. In Israel, Lebanon, and Kazakhstan (the last two being the most secular Muslim majority countries) it is religious, but I do not think Christianity mandates circumcision.",The US isn't populated solely by Christians though +"Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving? Because they don't like Turkey",*coup coup* +Coincidences I saw today.,This is far too interesting for me to handle +"Why is Ares a guardian? Seriously... Shouldn't the Greek God of war PROBABLY be a WARrior? Him being a guardian seems so silly to me. Also, why, in a pantheon of conflict and war like the Greeks, does there not exist a single warrior? Really, Hi Rez? REALLY? Also, having both the Greek and Roman pantheon kind of sucks because there is so much overlap. Everyone has an equivalent. I.e. mercury/Hermes Poseidon/Neptune hephausteus/vulcan.",It's also funny when a Guardian says A warrior's death... +"1000 donations of $20 each, and our good erases their evil. Pile on!",Done and done +"I sprained my ankle really badly this weekend after rolling on it hard while playing tennis. I am out of commission for at least 3 weeks per the doctor. I've been trying to be all zen about this, but the timing could not have been worst. It hurts tons and my foot is so dang swollen most of the time, and because it's my right foot, I cannot drive myself. Crutches make my under arms hurt :'( 2016 is officially the worst year ever for me.",On the plus side you have time to practice your tennis grunts! +Match Thread: Spurs (H) vs Bayer Leverkusen Emergency thread. If anyone wants to do updates go ahead.,Jesus Christ we look timid. +"Overstrike Overfest Banner 1, interim rates in first post",7/11 combo meal with a quarter pounder and 6 mcnuggets. +If the bear mount could fly....,After Bear Cavalry came.... Bear Air Support. +"Describe your main in a way so taht they sound OP. A mech with 500 hp, infinite ammo and flight. If the mech runs out of health, the driver pops out, equipped with a quickly firing pistol.",Everyone couple minutes she can set her mech into a nuclear meltdown then call another mech and do it again in another couple minutes +Why is the stadium empty?,Because Real is unknow Western-gay team. +oh my god. That's outrageous and disgusting what the FUCK?!,Please complain to FoxNews! +"You didnt even read the article, did you? Republicans get such a hard on blocking Americans right to a fair wage.",It's not up to the government to decide wages...that is a mutual agreement between an employer and employee...price controls don't work on products and that don't work on labor too. +"I didn't know there was a time line. You said you'd never heard of it. Well, now you have.",Thanks for the education. +who the actual fuck is voting no to make the Halloween event a F2P quest?,Probably the same people voting no on everything. +YOU DID NOT LOOSE YOUR KEYS.,Quays*... duh. +"have you seen that website, you can't possibly think they are reliable in any way.",It was +"I think the thing is, everybody on this sub knows what it really is for, and we're all so intentionally toxic that it's made us into one big, hilarious tumour. Love u fagets <3","Whenever I post here, I'm personally insulted if I don't get called a faget and have at least one accusation that I leveled dex." +Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic.,Skyrim could use more healers +why are you following me?,You started it. +Installing this now on all our mission critical machines throughout the entire company....will let you guys know how it works out,Sounds safe! +"John said mocking the disabled was a coping mechanism - that people would bring the lame to them, expecting the Beatles to heal them, that the front rows of Beatles concerts were always full of wheelchairs. Ringo told a funny story about Melbourne, where a guy came walking with a cane. When he saw the group, he threw his cane away, held his hands up, and promptly fell head first to the ground.","Well, thanks for the story Ringo?" +Scissor-me-timbers,Scissor me Xerxes +You've mistaken concerns from the left about Russia clearly trying to promote Trump for them assuming his campaign is directly communicating with Russia. All Trump had to do to gain Russia's support was be the worst candidate in US history. The fact that Russia is attempting to aid his candidacy should be concerning for obvious reasons; namely that they recognize how bad he would be for the American economy and diplomacy.,"My conspiracy theory about the Russians is true, but your conspiracy theories about Hillary are false." +Poor Super Mario reviews has caused a big dip in Nintendo's share price,There was also a leak about Nintendos new console this weekend about how it may be more underpowered than previously thought which is probably also a factor +"How many of us, how many jealous? Real friends",#till the reel end +100% Pure my arse,100% Pure Tax Haven! +If 2016 was a game.,It actually was THE game of 2016... +"I think the intentional reveal is overdoing things a little. An intentional tip of the hand? Certainly, but this isn't the point the showrunners wanted everyone in the audience to put it together. This scene follows Lawrence's death in the future precisely because they wanted most people to dismiss it as a loop reset.",This is actually the same moment I started realizing that the crazy theories might be true. +"Thats not even what he means though. He's saying Oh, if I'm playing an Em Dorian Scale, there's like millions of different melodies I could play! and while that's technically true, a musician knows what sounds good to play and what doesn't, and doesn't get held up on the fact that Ooh I could either play an A or an E, or maybe even a C! How exciting!, they just kinda do it. It's a little counterintuitive as well, because he's saying I'm too advanced to make a melody! but he's held back by the fact that he can't focus on one set of fucking notes. Super advanced indeed.","A A C# E A there, i wrote his melody" +"You mean wanted criminal, Character Actress, Margo Martindale?","*Award-Winning, Critically Acclaimed* Character Actress and Fugitive from the Law Margo Martindale" +@Cernovich: Tonight you witnessed history! The media united to call two bombs and 25 in hospital no big deal in effort to save sick Hillary!,Hillary Clinton is the most cucked presidential candidate in history! +My E39,"On a side note, if you can paint your brake calipers yellow, that might look awesome." +"Bribery is already a thing of the past, it's called political donation now.","LoL, yeah, that'll fool us, just call it something else." +"I hate, and I repeat HATE, the play action followed by a fake reverse play. Takes too long to develop. Call it with a rookie QB and you deserve to lose a ton of yards when they don't think to launch it into the dirt at the running backs feet.",thank you for repeating it for us +"damnit, am I going to have to move. Why do the voters consistently vote to not fund Francis Howell. I fucking hate living in St Charles.","How could you not love the poorly educated, you monster?" +"The standard base model has iron sights and comes with an optional optics rail. (Mine did, anyway.) The barrels are easily replaceable by the end user and readily available on the aftermarket. It might be simplest to buy an ordinary 10/22, since they're commonly available, and then buy a threaded barrel.",The problem is finding an aftermarket barrel with a front sight dovetail. +Lesser teams step their game up more against Liverpool.,That's not true at all. +"I HAVE CROSSED THE THRESHOLD OF HOLY WOKE-NESS AND SAW VISIONS OF AMERICA COMING FIRST, IN EVERYTHING... AND THE FLOOR WAS LITTERED WITH TENDIES.",#PMURT PMURT PMURT +I have encountered space nudists,NUDISTO BEAAAACH +"What is this, a lizard for ants?",A live nug +"Hutt Contract requirements for the A180, DT-29 & Sonic Imploder",What does the sonic imploder do? +context on that last gif???,Yeah wtf was the last one ? +"Yup. My list includes a Vostok Amphibia, and an original run Ventura, which I know I will never ever actually get.","I also want a Corum Admirals cup but I know itll never happen unless I start giving up some Omegas, which I wont." +what's the best advertising slogan you can come up with??,Id buy it +zuckerberg married Jet Li?,kek +"More proof, as if any were needed, that the Conservative Party in its current incarnation is essentially just a continuation of New Labour. No genuine conservative would touch them with a barge pole.",OR New Labour is just a continuation of Thatcherism? +Are you purposely typing in an accent?,Almost as bad as when one of my online friends would claim to be drunk and type with a slur and say 'hic' every few words +"while that idiot duerte is stealing the spotlight for calling Obama a son of a bitch, China is building islands to claim sea ways.",the idiot is the previous president who thought it's a good idea to be America's cannon fodder. +I love the look of annoyance on his face.,He's like I'm so hot. +Dead poll declares Facebook MEME WAR,What does the pussy own though? +"People of Reddit, What are you hiding?",a dead latino in my basement +Overwatch version of Playboy magazine #1,Playboy doesn't allow nudes anymore :( +23.33,jesus fuck what the hell why don't I invest in this shit I could make enough to keep buying AAA games every other day for 3 years +But what did I fail?,human test you only partly failed it tho +"We can't. Everyone just voted Ban 100% of the time without reading when we had that. What, did you think Riot took it away because they just felt like it?",How come it works in csgo +Why PM Modi deserves a Nobel Prize in Economics,"Actually, it's the Nobel Prize that should deserve a Modi" +She waits for me while I buy the important stuff,I feel like that's bad leaving the dog out there imo +I really find the goals trend over the last year or so to be pretty grating.,"Too be totally fair, I'm an easy laugh." +neverforgive,Remember the Cant +Brexit won't happen,"This theory would imply that our government is competent and forward-thinking, completely unbelievable!" +"Oil is mostly used for transportation. Every major car company will come out with multiple EVs by 2020. They are testing the waters. By 2020, assuming the Tesla 3 will be a major success, this toes-in-the-water phase will become a full-on pivot from ICE to EVs. By 2025 you'll have a dozen gigafactories around the world, generating 1TWh/year worth of batteries, enough to build about 15% of the new-car fleet. This will have several effects. First, once EVs are in double-digits of new cars manufactured peak oil would be reached (since each year old ICEs are being scrapped, while mixed ICE/EV fleet is coming in). Second, this will send a clear signal to the oil market that whatever they don't pump out in 10-15 years will stay in the ground, and oil prices will collapse (and with it the Persian Gulf countries). And third the market for second hand non self-driving ICE cars will also collapse, driving the price of new ICEs lower (simply because you cannot sell something with no resale value for the same high price). The last two points will slow-down the adoption of EVs, but not by much. 2040 is too far away by 10-15 years.",I can see cars with 100miles of storage and a tiny turbocharged engine becoming popular first. +Bruce Levine: Terry Francona was asked if this is a must win game,"I'd rest the starters, gotta be sharp for Spring Training!" +TIL Composition notebooks have had the same design for 200 years,Wow! +"Do you think 'Jedi' believe the force is real? And that they have midiclorians? If they did, then I think it can qualify as a religion (though the basis for it is obviously ridiculous). If they don't believe in that stuff then surely it's just an ideology and not a religion? So it's more like someone being a vegetarian or something. You can respect their views or whatever, but they aren't claiming to be some kind of universal truth.",Please elaborate on how you can *objectively* decide whether or not a person truly believes in something. +"doing a writing project on Alcatraz (story), kinda Including zombie characters in it So, I'm doing a story where they escape Alcatraz. I need a little help, and the main characters name will be Albert (al). I need some other good character names, along with parts of mob of the dead you would like included. Thanks",Hey man do your own homework =P +"I know, I feel like we need to do a sacrifice ritual. Once we get the item ???","You have to get the summoning key from the Shadow Man, then teleport back to Spaceland" +"When I think I'm helping a snail cross the sidewalk, am I really helping it? I often see big snails on the sidewalk or road slowly making their way to the other side (it seems). I'm always afraid someone is going to step on them so I try and pick them up and move them to the other side. However, I'm concerned that prying them off the concrete could be hurting them more than I imagine and moving them could be disorienting them but I'm not sure how directionally-aware snails are. So, when I do this, am I helping them or hurting them?",maybe you should ask for a snail AMA +Wouldn't it just be a super realistic drawing of a regular human?,I'm pretty sure breast fetishist artists don't draw them realistically. +"If there is a Sinnoh remake, what features would you like to see returning? Specifically from gen 4. I personally feel that the game corner and the underground needs to return. If they take anything from Platinum, then I would also like to see the distortion world and the battle frontier from that game here. It was bad enough ORAS didn't have a battle frontier.",Poffins +"With all that said, this tournament was garbage, and no matter how the NHL / Bettman wants to justify it (and those are great reasons for the NHL), it will NEVER be the Olympics.","The IOC doesn't do that for other athletes, why does hockey get to be a special snowflake" +"Got killed on my first character just now. Saw a guy looting a house, I had already scrounged up 10 hours worth of loot, but I had only a sledge to defend myself as all 3 of my guns disappeared. I quietly approached and hid in the bushes and put on my mic, Hey, you there, you friendly? I need to know if you're a bandit or not, I can share supplies. This seemed to make him nervous as he darted deeper into the house. I followed quietly and he looped around, before I knew it he had a silenced pistol aimed at my head. I put my hands up in peace and said, Come on man you're better than this, you dont have to do this! He seemed to consider it for a second before promptly firing 5 rounds of pistol ammo into my skull. Thats that, 10 hours of my night and morning gone. AND IT WAS GODDAMN AWESOME!!!",That's a great experience :3 +I thought they were just promoting from within?,Well they might but there have been reports of them talking to a couple of coaches. +"ACLU: More than 7,000 eligible Arkansans 'stripped of their right to vote'","Well, if they were white and would vote GOP, this wouldn't be a problem." +"What are your top 3 favorite movies of all time? I recently bought an Android TV box, which gives me access to an infinite amount of TV shows and movies. I really don't know what to watch, so I'm here to ask the friendliest subreddit in town their top 3 favorites.","The Lost World, Jurassic Park, and Alien" +The BWAAANNNNG the reapers make in mass effect.,"Rather not have a heart attack whenever someone calls me, but to each their own" +I've seen some questionable AI settles so far... I raise you: Theodore Roosevelt.,tfw he then immediately lets you know your settlements are too close to his +I had 25 degrees with a slight breeze!,Oh man we are sitting at a comfortable 73 and sunny in Tucson today +Cheaper than what?,Then using regular ones +T.Voeckler And His Eight Pain Faces,I feel this is an incomplete list. +"To me, this is cannon. No one can change this opinion, even the directors.",I really hope (even tho it won't happen) that it's revealed robin hood was Nick's great great ^great ^^great ^^^great grandpa +a feminist is somebody who is racist towards women - an 11th grader,No it's someone who is racist FOR women +And some of them weren't stars. Olowokandi? Really?,"They at least acknowledged that one, that was an example of scrub-on-scrub crime that was too good not to post." +Reminder to all progressives to boycott plants because walls are racist.,They just gotta little cytoplasm in their vacuole +"But, Hillary won the majority of the people's votes. Meaning, we as the people didn't have as much impact as we thought? (That is an actual question)","Kinda, I would try to explain it but I'm bad at explains things, wait till the professional comes around" +For me? Algebra I,Pre algebra +If it wasn't rng the best player would win every time.,"Not completely true, and boaty isn't necessarily the best player either." +Can't believe people actually think she's funny.,Can't believe people are actually voting for Trump or Hillary. +Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte told the United States to prepare for the eventual repeal of a military deal that allows Washington to deploy troops and equipment for exercises in the country,Cool. +You could say you're so gay to be gay.,"Conversely, I'm so gay that I'm straight!" +"Extra salty, and now my power is out so I get to deal with that",How is that Overkill's fault? +U lost the argument now study why.,Are you saying a creator created the creator? +This works fantastic on Favelas. If they leave any walls that are exposed to the outside unreinforced you can just rip into the room and just start cutting everything up.,Disclaimer: Do not try this on hostage +Still my favorite song from S3 and 4.,Season 4 isnt that long really +Praying for that or the 4 horsemen at this point.,Definitely. +FSU is 1-4 when Jeff Heaser and 2-3 when Mike Cullin referee games,Who'd they pay for the 2014 ND game? +I'm more of a honed Google Fu master.,Lets call you GooFu! +"Actually, I'm already done with puberty. I'm pretty much fucked. Yeah... but a lifetime of either depression or hatred is not one I want to live.",Your bones don't fuse until around 25 on average. +"how do i set the Spawnchance for Sanctury to 100%? usage_odds = 100 #if a 'usage = x' is specified the usage_odds is used to control the odds of this initializer being picked over another. what does that even mean? I tried setting it to 1, to 10 to 1000, to 10000. I tried deleting the usage line at all. Still no effect!","There is a mod called Unique Systems spawn 100%, though im not sure that includes Sanctuary." +"Fireman standing on overpasses? Anyone know why there are firemen standing on top of their trucks on I-25 overpasses? It caused multiple pile ups on both sides of the interstate, and i think i saw a body bag.","The fireman caused pileups, or tailgaters?" +I only remember this because it was in a twilight book lol,Get out. +What is the best thing to do in the middle of the night?,Sleep +Context??,Go to that dude's profile and sort by top. +JDF shills on patrol ready to pounce on any thread that they deem 'threatening'.,I find that people resort to the shilling argument whenever they don't actually have a valid argument. +Welcum,Whale cum +Who downvoted you?,Jealous 49ers fans I bet +"Sometimes I get the feeling Justin has no idea how to play this game, and he thought he was going to cook his way through it.",yeah because that never works +"No, but maybe I should. What's it about?",Teens in a tech-filled future shoot weird shut with cool guns. +"When I was in primary school they had a similar thing, a kid would stand in the corner of the playground wearing high visibility clothes and if someone had no one to play with they would go and play with high viz kid. i don't remember anyone ever going up to high vis kid though.",My school had a 'friendship bench +Safe for whom?,Foreign travellers. +God yes. Wood walls can take damage from almost anything. Stone can only be destroyed by a very select few.,"Thx for the quick reply, i guess tomorrow is all day for stone farming" +Overleveled zaps Everybody always talking about overleveled RGs when the real problem is a 2 elixir zap that can take out an entire 5 elixir minion horde.,"Most people have overleveled minion hordes too, so it doesn't matter much." +"I'd post this to Facebook/Twitter if I thought it would make a difference, but I've provided all of this information and credible sources to Duterte worshippers (everything but the cop fatalities statistic, which happened after I gave up) on several occasions. They either claim *my* numbers were falsified, refuse to read the articles/documents because they're too long, or just flat out ignore the links altogether and fixate on anything other than the sources I posted. They don't give a shit about the honesty or facts or reality or justice. Some people just want to watch the world burn.","La lala lalaaaaaa cant hear you We feel safe therefore, your numbers are wrong!" +Love Hurts | NBC NHL Promo Commercial 2016-17,Sad Lundqvist quota : met +"You joking, right?",About what? +"Problem with XBOX Original Power Button I have a problem with my XBOX Original Power Button, it doesn't work. The XBOX will power on if I plug it in or press the eject button, I got it from a retro gaming store and I have no idea why the power button wouldn't work, the console works fine but if I want to turn it off I'd have to unplug it. Is there a reason why this would be happening? If so let me know, thanks.",lol you must have been overloading the GW again +* I graduated College before High School * I'm helping design NASA's SLS * I've dropped a tree on my foot,2 (; +Had lunch here today,Those look like happy trees. +What is something that people do to be helpful but really isn't helping at all?,Signing online petitions :-) +"Reddit: If you've ever needed the wisdom and life experience of 20 years olds that live with mom or independently in a dorm, you've come to the right place.",I come to Reddit whenever i need some excellent parenting advice +That's the route Michigan took on their way back from Columbus. It's not snow. It's salt.,Thanks for killing the magic and mystery! +Is it going on sale?,IIRC Yes. +"1 for game, 1 for level, and one for daily?","This, and sometimes the game doesn't seem to know you already opened one (like if you quit the game right afterwards), and then it doesn't always give it to you on next login, but after a match or two it seems." +Bengals worked out Marcel Reece today,I bet he can kick better than Mike Nugent. +This is my first year doing FAAB and I'm never looking back. So much better than traditional waivers. Everyone has a chance to get any player off the wire and there is more skill involved with respect to formulating bid amounts.,How many times a week ? +"Philippines' Duterte: We'll turn to Russia if US won't sell us guns. They're blackmailing me that they won't sell weapons? We have lots of explosives here,",This guy is definitely going to last... +"Everyone watches for something I watch it for dialogues and story I am not a constant action guy, I like the action to mean something Constant action gets boring and dialogues matter, especially in comic book movies for me. I mean my still favorite, is dark knight's bane and there should be a complex story with political elements and plus the world's reaction to the story as how are people reacting to it, the media news reaction to the story in the movie.","It's what I expect from movies like this, that's why TDK is still one of my favorite CBM, Watchmen is right up there too." +"I do B10 in 2:15-2:45, so say average is 2:30 and 150s a run. Running 700 energy work doesn't actually take that long (and b10 uses 8 energies not 7). Also, you are getting chances to get the perfect gem constantly doing that. plus chance for egg so you literally don't need to use astrogem to pull ever again. The goal for doing this is not to make a profit, it is so that you can farm for that best gem and get egg on the side also with out taking a loss. It is still allowing the top tier of players to play constantly to get even further ahead compared to people who do not have that option anymore. Imagine top players get even more perfect gems. Get constant 50-100 pulls from egg a week.","Wow, apologies for minor derailing, but what sorta team do you rock to pull off those kinds of times?" +I'll take that under advisement while keeping in mind it's from someone who thinks guns are harmless.,I have yet to see a gun chase someone down and shoot them to death of their own accord. +How can users donate when all their currency is in Good Boy Points and their jobs are just moderating a Laotian hieroglyphs board for free?,Well I guess we can take bitcoin too +"Basically the left monitor player converts their binary to decimal and that's the column, right monitor player does the same and they combine the two numbers and tell you - eg Eg left is 0100 4 right is 0001 1 - so the canister you stand in is 4,1",Thanks that makes way more sense +"Why do so many people see melee as the best smash? Whenever I talk to someone else who plays a lot of smash they always say melee is the best, but personally I enjoy the newer titles more. Is there an objective reason that melee is better or is it personal preference?",Movement and mechanics basically. +"His first comment was so cringe-worthy that he had to go an delete it. Or it was removed by a mod. Either way, how shitty does a comment need to be to be removed from r/pics?",Literally cancer incarcerate. +R u ok,"Annie are you ok, are you ok, are you ok Annie?" +"New tanks for diferrence. Diagonalist-shoots X and another arrow attack. 32*circle[{angle:0.49209888917920125,xoffset:0,yoffset:0,width:20,baselength:80,length:80,basereload:120,reload:0,hasKnockBack:true,type:0,knockback:0,disabled:true}, {angle:179.67556530494736,xoffset:0,yoffset:0,width:20,baselength:80,length:80,basereload:120,reload:0,hasKnockBack:true,type:0,knockback:0,disabled:true}, {angle:89.50523009211344,xoffset:0,yoffset:0,width:20,baselength:80,length:80,basereload:120,reload:0,hasKnockBack:true,type:0,knockback:0,disabled:true}, {angle:-90.28985813178855,xoffset:0,yoffset:0,width:20,baselength:80,length:80,basereload:120,reload:0,hasKnockBack:true,type:0,knockback:0,disabled:true}, {angle:120.09824285778588,xoffset:0,yoffset:0,width:20,baselength:40,length:40,basereload:120,reload:0,hasKnockBack:true,type:0,knockback:0,disabled:true}, {angle:146.59603254310784,xoffset:0,yoffset:0,width:20,baselength:40,length:40,basereload:120,reload:0,hasKnockBack:true,type:0,knockback:0,disabled:true}, {angle:54.712286628119706,xoffset:0,yoffset:0,width:20,baselength:40,length:40,basereload:120,reload:0,hasKnockBack:true,type:0,knockback:0,disabled:true}, {angle:36.699543996648764,xoffset:0,yoffset:0,width:20,baselength:40,length:40,basereload:120,reload:0,hasKnockBack:true,type:0,knockback:0,disabled:true}, {angle:-28.930440862659133,xoffset:0,yoffset:0,width:20,baselength:40,length:40,basereload:120,reload:0,hasKnockBack:true,type:0,knockback:0,disabled:true}, {angle:-57.00670830940747,xoffset:0,yoffset:0,width:20,baselength:40,length:40,basereload:120,reload:0,hasKnockBack:true,type:0,knockback:0,disabled:true}, {angle:-124.29041135383228,xoffset:0,yoffset:0,width:20,baselength:40,length:40,basereload:120,reload:0,hasKnockBack:true,type:0,knockback:0,disabled:true}, {angle:-154.9333952730213,xoffset:0,yoffset:0,width:20,baselength:40,length:40,basereload:120,reload:0,hasKnockBack:true,type:0,knockback:0,disabled:true}, {angle:-138.18993608669004,xoffset:0,yoffset:0,width:20,baselength:50,length:50,basereload:120,reload:0,hasKnockBack:true,type:0,knockback:0,disabled:true}, {angle:-43.983568616924835,xoffset:0,yoffset:0,width:20,baselength:50,length:50,basereload:120,reload:0,hasKnockBack:true,type:0,knockback:0,disabled:true}, {angle:43.824866762760635,xoffset:0,yoffset:0,width:20,baselength:50,length:50,basereload:120,reload:0,hasKnockBack:true,type:0,knockback:0,disabled:true}, {angle:133.93550497195545,xoffset:0,yoffset:0,width:20,baselength:50,length:50,basereload:120,reload:0,hasKnockBack:true,type:0,knockback:0,disabled:true}]",nice MasterOv clickb8 m8 +Orca whale flips seal into the air,i believe i could fly +I'm curious if this is for interview practice or if it will be used somewhere?,Mainly just because I was bored and this was the first idea that came to my head. +Trump supporter leaves CNN anchor speechless,I feel sorry for these people at this point in time. +Allow me to translate. It's okay to pick up a discarded McDonald's french fry box if it still has Monopoly game pieces on it that haven't been peeled.,...but if it doesn't you're obligated to throw it in a trash can... +Game Thread: Fuck Billy King vs. Fuck Billy King Fuck Billy King.,Lopez giving Embiid some work right now +Traditionally it's only available to him 5 days prior to inauguration. You are saying in Trump's case it should be nearly three months instead?,"If the expense is this ludicrous, why not?" +what adds would you do with lightning + dark matter,"I'd do another add, which add is up to you" +Is this ce real life?,"Nah, just fanta sea." +They need to fix the rank matching 3 diamonds and 2 onyx 3s shouldnt match 3 bronze and 2 silvers,I'm a silver and can confirm. +Shadow Warrior 2 understands why people play on Easy,"If you're like me, and have so many more important things to do in life (like banging out a mortgage and planning a wedding), then fuck you, I'll happily play through this on easy, because my time is already stretched to the limit, and at the end of the day it doesn't matter what the completion percentage is as long as you get to enjoy the story." +"That's not a universal feeling. Maybe when tensions are lower people will try to see something, however small, good in Clinton.","No, I don't think the emails have gotten enough attention yet." +"Who is ana Amaris husband? (pharas dad) could it be reaper,solider 76, reinhart or could it be bastion *instert lenny face","while a lot of things point to it being reinhardt, it could be someone not in the game, as it shows an unknown character while relations to ana in the origin film" +"Anthony Weiner allegedly sexted with 15-year-old girl, sent her shirtless pictures: report",This guy needs to be put away. +"Can we get some Salvage per game completion? It sucks that we might only get 100 Salvage when ranking up the faction, so what if we got 5-10 salvage per game as well? At least we would see the total moving up towards that 4000 I need for the Epic Volk.","People would rather have 5 salvage every game than a 100 bundle every 20 games or whatever, when it's the exact same thing haha" +"1964 was the last year of silver. However if this 1965 was minted on a silver planchet then yes, it would be worth thousands.",How could I tell if it was printed on the silver planchet? +"Entitled Mumzilla steals my seat on the train. I'm disabled. Background: I have Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome and POTS. While I look (and largely am) like a perfectly fit and healthy woman, I do have some issues caused by these conditions. The biggest one is to do with standing. Because of my POTS, activities like quickly sitting down and standing up again, standing on a moving train, jogging, or spending too long in one position make me incredibly faint/dizzy and cause problems with my circulation. For example, I can swim for 45-60 minutes without stopping, but jogging for the bus makes me incredibly dizzy because of the up/down motion. Picture the scene: 5.30 pm train from Oxford to Paddington. I get on and the carriage is half-empty. I sit in a seat, arrange my coat, and do some work. Standard commute. Just as we're approaching Reading, nature calls. No problem. I take my backpack with me (because thieves), but leave my shawl and coat draped across my chair. It is very obvious I am sitting here. When I get out of the bathroom, we have left Reading and suddenly, the train is packed. PACKED. (There was a cancellation and they shoved everyone on our train.) I go to my seat and ... ... my coat is thrown on the floor. A mumzilla barely older than me with nails like talons has taken it. In the other seat, there is a small toddler and her large handbag. There are no other seats on this carriage, and, judging by the people standing, on this train. I can't stand for the half hour journey without feeling nauseous or even fainting. The conversation went something like this: Me: excuse me? Her: *texting* Me: EXCUSE ME. Her: What?! Me: that was my seat. Her: it was empty. Me: I went to the loo. That was my coat. Her: oh. well can't you see I need this seat? Me: could I not sit next to you if you put your son on your lap? Her, looking at her large bag: I don't think you'll fit. He needs his space. Me: please? I have a weak heart and I really need to sit. Her: sure you do. Sorry, I don't think you'll fit. He's a child, he needs to sit. Then kid started screaming so I gave up. Let You-Can't-Fit-WithUs deal with that. I just sat in the luggage rack, haha. Benefits of hyper mobility ...","I really like to think that people like that will get their comeuppance in a totally epic, totally public and totally embarrassing way." +African American with a British Accent,Sometimes reddit is surprisingly literal and humorless. +No but their victims are....,:( +"I didn't say all her money comes from Wall Street. I said all Wall Street donations are going to her campaign and not to Trump's campaign. I think you know that; you're just twisting the words. There are only two explanations for this. Either Wall Street believes she is in their pocket, or Wall Street has spontaneously gone insane.",The most logical conclusion is that Wall Street sees her as stable (and I can confirm this based on discussions I've had with hedge fund types) +Programming. I hate myself so much when I can't do what I'm tasked with :/,"Currently I am in my first year of software engineering, anyone here have any tips on how to get insight with coding stuff?" +I have more mods installed than I have games played. Ugh. It took me so long to get to an appropriate gameplay level (without constant crashes - read: only the occasional CTD) using MO and all the little tools doing bashed patches and what not. But it was well worth it and so much fun to play with all the possibilities! Aaaand then SE gets released. Damn it. Currently playing it bareboned to finally play through the original game. I just found out who Serana is. Heh.,"omg serana's great, especially with mods." +This time-lapse of snow building up,Weather channel be like: we got 3in of snow last night. +"Texas, Florida, or California: which is a bigger shitstain on America?",Florida +I think McD uses insulated pots now. The coffee lasts longer if you don't keep it heating on a hotplate.,"Nope, just plain glass pots on hot plates, at the one I work at at least." +The goof horizon approaches!,I think I like this version better. +With rice?,"The gif edit would've been 5/7 with rice, but no moving handrail, and no rice means it only gets a 4/7" +Has anyone gotten the PS4 Pro? I'm curious to see if anyone has gotten the new PlayStation console and if they've noticed any benefits to how NHL looks/runs.,No sorry +Ever met a pothead Jesus freak? Fucking assholes.,"No, I really didn't know that was a thing." +I really hope that professor is under 30...,So we can trust them? +i want that sticker,I'd stick her too. +"In your opinion, which show has the best cinematography? I'm looking at creating a library of shows with the best cinematography. (Hopefully on blu-ray, or at least the highest quality possible). So far my list is: - American Crime Story - Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown - Black Mirror - Carnivale - Fargo - Game of Thrones - Hannibal - House of Cards - The Killing - The Knick (<- extremely underrated show) - The Leftovers - All the netflix Marvel shows - Mr. Robot - The Night Of - Orphan Black - Penny Dreadful - Rome - Sense8 - Stranger Things - Treme - Twin Peaks - Vikings - Westworld In your opinion, what show has the best cinematography (on my list or not)?","Breaking Bad for me, but Fargo has some pretty awesome cinematography too." +Computer screens causing some sort of eye damage from extended use. I say this typing on my iPad after a long day at work of staring at a computer screen with plans for some serious PC gaming later tonight.,"they already argue both sides of this, some studies say it's harmful while others say it improves eyesight." +Infinite loading screen competitive I was queuing for comp game and found one on Hollywood but was unable to fully connect. It was stuck on some kind of loop during the loading stage. Anybody else have this problem? This is the first it has happened to me.,happened to my friend +Symbolism in the Tombstones The graves are split where Takeo and Richtofen are together and Nikolai and Dempsey are together. This seems like the alliances that would take place of the crew gets split up.,Rest in pieces! +"Very Protip For Custom Zombies Go into Offline Mode, load up whichever mod you're going to use, then change your weapon kits and gobblegum to your liking. They transfer over to online. I hope this helps someone!","You are the real duck, man." +Da fuk..?,This face triggers me +"I honestly hated reading in school because of this exact reason. We would have to read aloud and when it came time for me to read the fear of pronouncing a word wrong, and being ridiculed was unbearable. It was very difficult for me to eventually enjoy reading.",My friend would make fun of the speech patterns of Mexican immigrants until I reminded him they know more languages than him. +Fun fact: the guy singer in hootie and the blowfish is black.,I remember him lol +"Is he racist or trolling fags like you? How does making an offensive joke mean that he believes all black people are inherently inferior to him? Is it racist when black women have blonde hair? Big question, what does racism mean to you? This word gets thrown around like fucking hot cakes it barely means anything now.",How old are you? +"Now the footy season in Australia has finished, what's everyone's prediction for the upcoming summer of cricket? I think we play South Africa first in a 3 test series, then NZ in an ODI series. Pakistan and Sri Lanka feature later As well I think.",Australia 1-1 SA Australia 2-1 NZ Australia 1-2 Pakistan (tests) Australia 4-1 Pakistan (ODI) Australia 3-0 Sri Lanka +Good Morning All! I hope you have a great day! What are you expecting to happen today?,"looking at the weather, im expecting snow in Shah Alam by noon" +Russian Hare if you snipe everyone,Didn't you need headshots too? +That part of their offense doesn't exist anymore. Not that that's been helpful for them...,They will bring it out when they play is for sure. +"I figured as much! Do you know the command by chance, and thanks for the reply.",r_MotionBlur 0 in console. +So what about Kurewa & Kuraginn's 7* Gumi .__.,"Never got them in the first place, got 37 summons and none came to me Y__Y" +Been staring at the .61 server browser for a few hours... why is LAN written as Lan?,GAME IS BROKEN BOHIMEIA SCAM US +"Okay, so here's the thing: Why are you buying a MacBook Pro for video editing anyways? I'm genuinely wondering why you would do that when you can get a much better computer for editing for much less.",Because apple is soo good and has no problems or viruses ever duh dont you know? +Two carb'd 350s? I'd be surprised if it made over 350 RWHP.,"Yeah, those 350s are complete junk, no car with one has ever made more than 200 hp." +Or in Fonds/etf. Where else can you invest?,"Don't, he's a scammer." +The little scissor action she does as before she lands looks cool.,"Sometimes you want to scissor, sometimes you want to dick, and sometimes you want to do both." +lf2m sunless cell strike for raze lighter,"Raglesburg, also need raze lighter." +"Not sure if it's because mine is modded, but 16.12.2 still shows as 16.12.1 on my Radeon settings","That's happened before, don't worry about it." +Gym glove or no gloves? I've been working out without gloves for a while now and I've began to develop callouses on my palm. I'm not sure if I should continue with it. Is a rough textured palm better than soft palm? Are there any special benefits/cons from either?,"It depends, do you want to hear jokes at the gym about being a pussy for wearing gloves at the gym or do you want to hear jerking off to much everywhere else?" +"Steam competitor? There are a several other platforms outside of Steam that are currently being used. Even Origin, which despite EA's bad practices is a pretty solid platform right now.","Despite EA seemingly being deadset intent on firebombing the platform, Origin seems to not be as horrible as I would have thought." +How come no main stream media is covering this? Do you think it is because of the US election or US media?,Obviously Donald Trump is a far more worthy catastrophe to pay attention to +"I hope you mean a psychiatrist and not a general practicioner. My experience is that GPs will give you a six month supply of zoloft and send you on your way. That can be a disaster because anyone starting that kind of med needs close monitoring. Psychiatrists see depressed people every day and they get to be quite good at it. They will be able to do a good and accurate evaluation of what you need. Granted, they will tend toward meds but they should also encourage you to seek talk therapy as well. But seeing a medical doctor first is the best course if you are at the point where you're wondering if it's worth sticking around.","No psychiatrist yet, but my doctor and I both agreed that a combination of meds (more short term, but longer than 6mo for sure) and therapy (long term) will help, and I did speak with a psychologist today that gave me some information to consider as I look for a psychologist to see." +"TIL that due to thousands of different commercial glitters, identical glitter particles can be compelling evidence that a suspect has been at a crime scene.",Fuck +Did you know Fassel saved a drowning surfer before? Or did you stumble upon that joke? lol,Watch the announcers say it tons of times this Thursday. +I love how 70% of your posts are Chik-Fil-A related.,He's a shill +"Give me good ideas for Religious Accommodations in the workplace. My work just submitted a form for requests of religious accommodations. They have to be reasonable in the manor that they don't impact production, revenue, etc. I could get unpaid time off (Good Friday type stuff), but I'm probably going to avoid that. What sort of things should I try for? They can't question my beliefs.",Ask for an accommodation of your religious belief that religion shouldn't receive workplace accommodations of any description. +Might break your arms.,Every fucking thread +"Campaign Against Sex Robots warns of danger to women and children. A UK academic is campaigning against sex robots, arguing they are dehumanising, isolating and will encourage people to consider women as property.","So, what's a dildo do?" +I dont know if this was ever posted but chris vs predator is out and on youtube. This is the first episode and it is more scary/disgusting than anything that was ever on to catch a predator.,I read that as Chiz v predator for a second haha +"He tried and Zach told him no, that he couldn't handle it.",They're afraid of him. +I would find the ad more compelling if I could actually get T-Mobile service in the middle of the desert.,I doubt you could get any service in the middle of the desert +You could invest on a MOV Matthews he'll definitely be a 99 at some point. Then with the other 200K get someone else,Already have one +Near peak human lol. From what nutrition and medicines?,Evolution and everyday hardships. +"The correct pronounciation of the word, Porsche. I drive one, and a lot don't say it correctly. I'm not a big enough dick to correct them though.",What is the correct way? +Classic GOP racism. Soooooo surprising,they're just trying to deal with the riggers +[BR](#s Flora),You fucking hipst--- wait... Are we Belhalla BBQers the actual hipsters in this whole thing? +"Obama Moves To Protect Planned Parenthood Funding, Permanently",Nice to see obama doing some work now his time is up +A revolution in singleplayer FPS,This part of the level could have been great if the camera wasn't glitchy as fuck +Sure it's not Enrico Pollini?,Enrico Pallazo +"Welp, here after the debate, and let me say now, that was a total shitshow. The flattie showed up late as all hell, dodged questions like he was neo, and acted like he won in the end. Basically, same shit that always happens.",Classic pigeon chess. +0/10 would recommend tunnel,It's like the tunnel has helped them before +What is your nightmare job?,Fluffer on a porn set. +"I'm on Legacy 4 for 100, 4GB per month. Can I get two free lines?",Nope +"With their OT loss to Minnesota, the Nashville Predators are now 2-15 in games decided during OT since 3v3 was introduced.","15 loses, 19 points." +What's a really good Fall activity to do?,Picking apples and getting hammered on hard cider. +Why are file systems on Linux so much faster? On Linux I can `mv` and `rm [-r]` even large files and directories with barely any delay. On Windows I dread using the file explorer because everything is just *so* slow. What are the primary differences in the OSs/file systems that cause this gap in performance?,Well if you know where everything is and the names of the files CLI usually is faster for most things I never used any CLI on windows so I can't really give an opinion on how fast it is though +"You suddenly die and are reincarnated into the world of the last video game you played, what do you do first?",build a really shitty rocket. +Israel to Push Ahead With Settlement Building After Donald Trump Victory: Senior Minister,"To learn who rules over you, find out who you can't criticize." +House votes to let 9/11 victims sue Saudi Arabia,Limited hangout. +"Yup. And everyone knows he's a sellout, and no one has more money than the people who would force him to obey. I doubt they'd even need the JFK option because he's greedy enough you just have to wave a billion dollars in his face and it's a done deal",Agree fully. +"Wait I'm confused...If Scott was going to be voted out anyway before Whitney was pulled down, why did Dani pull her down? Weren't the girls gonna vote him out anyway?",The LNJ wanna pull Whitney to their side and it gives them some brownie points for the future. +Ugh.,why do you always post that I mean it fits but why? +Two Ringos and no Lance lol,Thanks for catching that. +He only got the breasts.,That's all he wanted... +"Has anyone told her yet that she's not really Kurt Russell's wife, but she's really a rich person who fell off a boat and caught amnesia?",That would make a really funny movie. +Ookidokey!,If if if if if if Okie doke +IF YOU BELIEVE CLINTON HAD A SURPLUS The you are watching fake news. Bill Clinton never had a Surplus only a future projected surplus which because of increased future spending never materialized.,Fascinating +I expect us to pick up someone like Forsett and cut Martin. Then trade out Bruce for a WR. Week 4 we loose a CB to get Lynch back.,shit if we can get Forsett... Would he be Hydes back up? +My dad will NOT stop calling this black pitcher the n-word. It's so fucking annoying.,So who's he voting for? +"see I actually kind of like it. sure, it makes the game a little harder that your pistol doesn't just bloody appear out of no where in your hands... but i think it gives the game more of a realistic feel. I like how you have to put something away to take out the second weapon, and don't actually see the transition as being clunky. just slower than, say, COD or destiny. I can see your point though, unless theres something special about your side arm it's rarely used (til you run out of ammo)","You can't instantly pull a small pistol out of the ether, but a greatsword that is taller than you are is just fine?" +"Cam technically didn't start against the Hawks, was suspended for a play",He also missed the Bucs game. +So it's not *completely* unreasonable for me to want my mom to live until I'm on death's doorstep too?,Unless there's a war... +"You'd just need communication equipment powerful enough and you'd be good to go, send these things off everywhere for basically no cost.",Talking about von Neumann probes? +He sounds like a basement dweller in his 50s,I was about to say he sounds more like an angsty 16 year old but he mentions a 'wife' (unless he is making that up) That poor woman. +My event results: amassing tons of candy=awesome. Losing 6.5 pounds from all the walking = priceless. Thanks Again Niantic! What was your fav part?,its politically incorrect to say u lost 6 pounds by exercising. +"I'd rather discuss the game, not the game business.",Best way to say it. +I got locked out of my house guys.,"Hope you got a jacket, it's a cold one tonight." +"Fuck, there goes my season. just great",It is relevant to the value of LeVeon Bell and to those holding Williams as a handcuff. +"That's not what a poli sci degree does or is for. By your estimation, only people with those degrees should participate in the political process eh? Since they are so much smarter than everyone else? They are qualified to make those decisions?","Not a degree, but I think an intro class would help people understand more about the political process, how it works and it's shortcomings." +I know I'm probably being unrealistic but everyone around me eats a lot of junk food. My friends my family and everytime I bring up wanting abs or eating healthy they laugh at me.,Prove them wrong. +I just don't understand how people can't get 16.66...%. It's just a quarter of one minus a half plus a quarter minus an eighth plus a sixteenth minus a thirty second plus a sixty fourth minus a hundred and twenty eighth plus a two fifty sixth minus a five twelfth plus a ten twenty fourth minus a twenty fourty eighth plus a forty ninety sixty minus an eighty one ninety second minus a ~~f~~,You jest but my tips are frequently a convergent series in summation notation +This theory is too unrealistic and retarded. It needs multiple timelines and secret hosts and some double agents and at the end we should find out that it's all a dream.,You dropped your +Best frag contest. RUSSIAN BIAS in it.,"I have no idea what is going on, but I guess I'm down to get upset." +"Zento, you're already a horrible, horrible person for using emojis. Please don't remind me of bad jokes that have died out long ago, or I will hire a downvote-bot army to remove you from his sub. (While I am joking, please stop the emoji-nonsense)",K +A question,"RCR could use it to train new hires on how to work on a race car, without using one of their legal cars." +This is how you Sargent Major. He put them in the doors of the single soldiers living in the barracks,"That is definitely not how you *Sergeant* Major, Pri." +"This joke is so blond I nearly missed it in the index. 692, not a good one, but decent.","It's an older code sir, but it checks out" +Y,Goodbye +"Hahaha thanks. You're definitely in the minority. More power to the girls who do that, but it's not my style lol.","Look, I am a huge fan of the female form, but there's parts of a woman I just don't need to see unless she and I are doin tha nasty" +Raise your hand if you're shocked - SHOCKED - that the Trump campaign cannot distinguish between Muslims and Sikhs,"Also of note, this guy doesn't even support Trump, so they messed up double." +or 10 years in jail. Either way your set for a long time...,I wish the man luck who wants to put me in a cage. +"I'd be pretty fucking pissed if, having no idea it was a bug in the first place, Blizzard just straight up REMOVED my second legendary, especially if it's better for me than the first one that dropped. I don't think that's the right way to go about it.",But it's better to piss off 2% of players as opposed to 98% +"Yay, leo's buff in sight.","As a Leo owner, I want it yet I don't want it." +like deuce232 pointed out the current alternative is the PIT maneuver which involves getting right up behind them then hitting the back corner of the car to cause it to spin out. That seems a whole lot more dangerous than this.,"But PIT is also free (less training, damages, of course) and comes standard on all your departments' cruisers." +Malcolm Turnbull says winners and losers inevitable in bid to strengthen economy,"Yeah but Malc, explain why it's always the same winners every time?" +"Why didn't they recast Crabbe? The original actor was not available (most of you probably know the story), but why didn't they just recast him. Get an actor who looks kinda like him for that one scene in Deathly Hallows instead of giving the role to fellow Slytherin Blaise Zabini?",Why hold auditions or even put any amount of effort into looking for a new actor when you've already got someone working for you who would be happy for more screen time? +"Amen brother. When my father asked me what a safe space was, I literally told him, It is a place for a bunch of pussies to go and talk about the things that frighten them, rather than dealing with their problems, or accepting the reality. Safe spaces have NO PLACE in our universities.","That's rich, a guy using Amen somehow thinks he has a handle on reality." +Wait til Tuesday...,You win reddit +You *donated* to Hillary?,"She needs the money, she could never afford it on her own or without corporate donations" +What would a new format such as no reserved list Legacy look like? What decks do you think yould float around at the beginning? What powerful things could be done? What fun could be had? Thoughts and opinions welcome!,Without a reserved list I'd probably actually be able to play a legacy deck other than manaless dredge. +Instant book really drives up bookings for me.,You would probably get many of them anyway. +"TMZ is reporting Justin Verlander And Kate Upton Bought A House In Beverly Hills, 20 minutes from Dodger Stadium.",Hope he stays in Detroit and this is just for Upton's modeling related stuff. +"She would flip. Nothing else matters. I think they want me there. I think wife is concerned that they don't, or maybe I'm just a painful reminder to her. I would like to have her ask them but she won't. I would like to tell her I wanted to be there, but she prohibited me, but she won't. That's that.","Dude... You need to stand up for yourself... She shouldn't kick you out of a family event... That makes no sense at all, you can't be in a relationship where you are not equal" +Garopple with it baby*. You'll be fine.,Get out. +What made you decide to actually create a Reddit account?,Digg turned to shit overnight +"That's not entirely true. I mean yes there are still racist. But this actually cements a separate issue with language. Where terms/names that were common have fade. For example, niggerly, niggering. Both are perfectly acceptable not racist in any way. BUT I gurantee you I just triggered a few folks. A word is not racist. How a word is used makes it racist. Granted brazilian nuts are named because of the racist background, but so are: Grandfather Clause Sold down the river Shuck and jive uppity peanut gallery",Racist v ignorant.... Racism is in someone's heart. +"Yeah, fuck you Addison Russell.",Did no one manage to read OP's comment under the picture? +"A little history: Schmetzer was hired as the USL Sounders' head coach in 2002, after the team fired their first (and only) head coach for lackluster performance. Schmetzer's new Sounders then began the season 14-2-0 and finished in the league semifinals with a record of 23-4-1. Schmetzer was named coach of the year. He would later take the Sounders to the championship in 2004 (losing to Montreal) and winning in 2005 (against Richmond) and 2007.",A little more history: Schmetzer signed with the NASL Sounders in 1980. +"Which monster deck silver card variation to choose? So, I'm currently using 3 Witchers + Manticore and 2 effect cards, and I'm collecting cards to buy a 800 scrap card later. I was thinking of buy Nithral and play with him and Frost Giant + Giant Toad/Water Hag/Other instead of the Witchers, but now I'm kind of torn apart between the two choices. Even though playing one witcher card means instant 19 strength and they get extra buff from Swallow, they aren't immune to frost and if you have more than one of them in your hand, they can take precious unit space. However, Archgriffins really help against the biting frosts, so they are usually in one piece. The other variation, however, can fully ignore frost and I won't even need Archgriffins in my deck. The Frost Giant gets 14 strength from frost and Nithral has the same strength as Vesemir and damages enemy units each time a wild hunt unit appears, which I have 7 of. I could have 2 separate decks to test them out, but crafting Nithral for 800 scraps instead of a gold card like Imlerith seems like a waste of scraps. So, which do you guys think is the superior variation?","If you are more in favor of weather, aeromancy is the strongest weather card out there, and it's neutral unlike Dagon." +What are some northernlionisms that he says a lot?,the calm but still scared help always gets me :D +The Rival 300 & QcK+ CS:GO Hyper Beast Edition are both now available at The Valve Store!,Just after I bought a rival +are we in an episode of Black Mirror?,I'd rather have Waldo +I find that terrifying. If they glorify WW1 like it's fun and heroic it will completely fail to do it justice. I really hope they will found a way to portrait it without glorifying it and the trailer gives the wrong idea...,"I hope it starts fun and heroic (just like the war itself), and then slowly descends into senseless violence and horror." +steam money ITunes credit will buy games from steam and trade. Thanks,How much money have you got to sell? +"*readies swiss army knife* No worries, FinBros, I got your back! Perkele!",You are so quirky +Take it to another thread.,Sorry I offended you +I believe you just send characters to Cletus' farm for event currency. You don't seem to be able to grow any.,"Good, cause I got corn growing!" +"Is Schneiderlin not being used properly? Or is he just not good enough? I was watching Morgan when he was playing for Soton and was wondering why he's being left out completely. He could be used in cup games and be a valuable player, but i just don't know why he's being almost ignored like memphis is atm. He's a box to box midfielder as far as I know and we're using him when we do as a defensive midfielder. Are we using him wrong? Or is he not good enough? I personally think that he's good enough to be in the team. Thoughts?",Bang average player +"Is Cadiro missing ? I'm used to run Perandus map on mod, and i've started making stats one week ago. From 16/10 to 18/10 i've made 31 maps and seen Cadiro 6 times. From 19/10 (probably after the 2.4.1 hotfix) to now i've made 16 maps and never seen Cadiro again. Am i really unlucky or did i miss some change / ninja changes ?",Ran him 8 times since patch and not got him once +Leedleleedlelee Leedleleedleleeeee$!$!33,*big* *meaty* *claws* +Are you on a community server?,"Yes, in a retake server." +What was the Holocaust punishment for?,According to some fringe thinkers: For Jews thinking they could assimilate and become like everyone else. +"The dragons are not safe I'm predicting that in one of the early upcoming battles (Euron's fleet or Kings landing) one of the dragons will die. There is speculation about the role of Euron's horn, and i don't think the mad queen is going to die without doing some damage. It would be naive to think that she has already done her most evil deed. also it would feel too easy if dany came in and took everything without some casualties on her side. Her conquest won't be interesting unless it's a struggle. What do you guys think?",You make it sound like Cersei killing a dragon would be more of an evil deed than anything else she's done. +You can use 1-2 wildcards to make up the level difference.,Just when you modfod all your spare subs from 1-5.. +"Why not just fight other players that want to pk then? You gain literally nothing from killing skillers in the wildy. I get that's it the wilderness and it's supposed to be dangerous and it sounds like I'm a complaining wildy skiller, but what's the point in killing them?",What's the point of playing Runescape at all if you aren't going to rwt your stuff? +"Well, no, not really. A lot of IP lawyers spout that off as an excuse for their existence, but there really isn't any precedent to support that. The only actual way to lose a trademark is through genericization. Like Aspirin, which used to be a trademark, until everyone called acetimenophin aspirin. Google has to constantly fight against this as well.",But isn't aggressive defense of your trademark the obvious and arguably only defense against your brand becoming generic? +"As someone 6+ years deep on number 2, move on if you can.",Same here +538 also had my Raiders losing to the Buccaneers in Florida! FiveThrityEight doesn't KNOW FLORIDA! Mwuahaha.,We do set an extraordinarily high bar when it comes to fucking things up. +I did a few times but unless May is completely Maxed out stats she dies a few min later =/,"idk, i beat the boss with Woopa/Yeo(L)/May and it took me <2.5mins" +"It's all good roomie got here about 30 mins ago, just hoping I don't get a few hours of hold.",God speed! +Should Park the bus for 60 minutes imo,It worked brilliantly against Sporting after all... +What's your favorite part about being a human?,Being able to experiencing a vast range of emotions. +And Haiti. Free kids laying around there for the taking.,"Saudi Arabia donated to the Clinton Foundation, because they were concerned about the poverty in Haiti." +The immense power required for launching a rocket,How many times is this going to get reposted +"LPT: If you see a downed motorcyclist, remove their wallet if they aren't breathing. They don't need it anymore.",Remove their helmets first to be sure +7 out of the past 10 non prime games i have played have either had a definite hacker or someone who is ridiculously fishy,1 out of the last 2 prime games i played had someone fishy... stop thinking prime is anything that stops cheaters/fishy players... +"Antibirth spoiler regarding Secret Area So I unlocked the secret area by beating the final boss, then found a blue locked door in basement 1. This led to Downpour which was watery. There was a 2x bomb door at the end of that which went to Mines. After that I had to sacrifice 2 spirit hearts to go to Malouseum. There was a harder version of the mom fight and the game returned by depositing me in womb 2. I beat the run but didn't unlock Jacob, so I'm not sure what he is tied to. There was no extra door after the harder mom though. These areas each had unique bosses and were really cool.",It appears there's a secret on each of the sets of secret floors and each secret will give you a key piece and once you have all 3 presumably there will be a new boss/item/unlock him. +"Thanks for the clarification. People need to know about the unsupported, for now, HDR 12 because it will propably come as an update just like HDR 10 came to the old ps4",Do you know if its really a lot better than HDR 10? +"What's the best movie with a rotten Rotten Tomatoes score? A rotten score on Rotten Tomatoes indicates a movie with a lower than 60% critic approval rating. A few well received movies I was surprised that critics generally didn't like are Home Alone, Ace Ventura and Boondock Saints. Keep in mind this does not include movies that are so bad they're good, like The Room. Bonus points for non-comedies.",Last Action Hero +And it runs damn fast.,Top notch doogo right there. +It's a fun innovative web scraping project. Kudos to you sir!,Thanks! +where's the uh... 7th game?,The Redux Bundle contains Metro 2033 and Last Light Redux +tweakers master race no seriously it saved me like 30 euros,tweakers is lyfe +"The electoral college absolutely should not try to sway the election. As much as I think Hillary got shafted here, the current system need to be respected until it is changed through proper means. Having a bunch of faithless electors swing the election is the fastest way to start a civil war and burn any remaining faith the american people had in the federal government.","Read federalist papers 68 ... It's literally the reason the Electoral College was formed, this precise situation" +America*,'murica* +St Kilda delist four,Rip Pantha Shenton +Matter can be destroyed since energy is not matter. If you turn matter into energy the matter in question is being destroyed.,"Well now I don't remember, did dusty say enegery or matter cant be destroyed?" +You're a swell guy. I don't understand all the hate for Trump with such kind and caring people like yourself backing him.,"I'm seeing more Trump supporter bashing than I am Hillary, from a Canadian standpoint" +Why Fitbit Stock Just Plummeted 30% in 10 Minutes,This is amazing: A site that still requires Flash for some content +With a magnet that strong I would worry about the iron in my blood fucking my brain up.,Magneto style! +"Theory on the election and polls. (tinfoil hate required) With polls coming out showing Trump down 6-11 points, Russia being blamed for hacks and intervening in our election, and Wikileaks being under attack I think something big is going to happen. Remember when Obama said If Mr. Trump is up 10 or 15 points on Election Day and he ends up losing, then, you know, maybe he can raise some questions,? I think this is what the establishment is trying to do for Clinton. I believe they know Trump is up BIG LEAGUE and so they are making the polls look exactly like what Obama described so they can challenge the results on Election Day. I think an investigation will be done and they will claim they have evidence that Russia hacked our elections. After this claim is made war with Russia would be justified and a new election would be scheduled or Clinton would be named the winner after removing the fraudulent votes. Whether my theory is correct or not something fishy is going on with the way the media is refusing to cover everything that is happening and the way Trump is suddenly dropping hard in the polls.","They won't have a leg to stand on, Obama and the Dems have been yelling that there is no election/voter fraud for months." +"I do not understand those commercials. They're essentially, Hey, Chevy isn't as terrible as everyone thinks it is. And as you might assume, not as terrible as you might think is not desirable branding real estate.",Now poison-free! +"Wembley atmosphere I'm stuck on the other side of the Atlantic so haven't been able to get to Wembley, but I'm hearing terrible things about the atmosphere. What is it exactly that's making the fans so flat (aside from the awful football of course)? It's getting me worried for the new stadium.",They should've bought in the dab cam that would've livened things up +Government loses Article 50 court fight - BBC News,"Hey, Parliament is sovereign, guess the Leave voters will be delighted." +"Couldn't agree more. Regardless of that, this is what they want. So I'm giving it to them.","Fair enough, I'll refrain from shooting the messenger." +"lmao i would just throw those games, if idiots like that dont let you pick a carry then they dont deserve the slightest chance in winning in my opinion",Somehow it feels like I had you or an identical twin of you in most of my games this season. +"I wouldn't even say because of the anonymous nature of the internet. Journalists SHOULD have known better. But it seems like when they REALLY REALLY want to believe something, they'll accept just about anything as a source. It seems like it's happening more and more lately, probably because of the trend of people getting news from sites who they 'ideologically' agree with. Those types of sites tend to have 'journalists' who are ideologues as well, and it kind of snowballs from there. Which wouldn't be so bad, but it seems these shitty journalism practices are going more mainstream. Which pretty much leads me to almost automatically be VERY skeptical of anything citing unnamed sources.","Journalists only do their report job, if kids don't want it to become a real thing they shouldn't have joked about it." +"It was a long time ago, I'm pretty sure it was around that price, I could be wrong, my point is it was cheap as hell! haha",Actually pretty interesting how much hours we have pumped into this game compared to the price we payed for it. +It's weird. I use it on macOS exclusively. Both GUI and terminal versions. Are you using some preconfigured distribution? I recommend [this](https://emacsformacosx.com) one,"I prefer the Emacs Mac Port build, handles the Mac UI better, and I have no issues with it, other than perhaps only having one UI context for emacsclient." +Sometimes I change the main to lame to voice my displeasure at the so-called mainstream media that's acting a bit more lame than main if you know what I'm saying,Sarah Palin does the same thing. +i think he said something about her being a murderer as well.,Yes how dare she react angrily to that. +How do you find volunteer programs? Where do they advertise?,Through my university. +"If anything, this is proof that high literacy rates dont mean jack.",sahi bat hai +The voice of the few real republicans is drowned by the yelling bigots.,The Republican president elect is a yelling bigot; yelling bigots are real Republicans. +I hope it as at least a 1TB SSD as well. I'll be slightly disappointed if they put another 5400 RPM drive in.,Nope never gonna happen +How often do you use fitness cards with only 1 team?,After every match. +Trudeau government must tighten gun laws: Editorial | Toronto Star,time to report Factual error brigade. +"You would think having the god-damn president of the United States be an accomplished black lawyer would dispel this idiocy, but apparently not. :/",Some people still refuse to believe he's the president. +And he found Jane Foster? What exactly quality does she possess that makes her oh so worthy? Is it her stupidity in declining to be cured of her cancer and letting the Hammer kill her even faster? Or her pride of being human that fuels that stupidity?,You think chemo cures cancer overnight? +Beautiful 90's themed X-Men art by Russell Dauterman,sniff I miss these X-Men +"October 06, 2016 Offseason Welcome to the offseason thread for October 06, 2016. Use this thread to discuss anything at all, post silly me-mes, photoshops, or whatever the hell you want.","Not sure what's worse: losing, or the people calling for Familia's head." +"Say what you will about Bendis, but that moment with Cap and Miles is fantastic.","Ya, I do have to give him this" +"Nintendo Has Brought on a New Form of Marketing With Nintendo NX seemingly having its announcement coming tomorrow until the end of time, Nintendo has generated a kind of hype I have personally never seen. They are almost anti marketing the Nintendo NX and somehow generating massive amounts of buzz without effort. This reminds me of some of the ways some cell phone companies market their products by purposely leaking things or misleading customers to build hype. Nintendo is doing it in a very interesting way though, by barely participating. Not only do none of us actually know what the NX is going to be, none of us actually know when it will be announced. People are literally scowering the internet looking for clues, looking for info and just generally discussing something they know nothing about. Imagine if Apple didn't announce an iPhone event next year, but kept talking about the new iPhone as if an announcement was eminent. It's this same reaction really. I think by not saying anything Nintendo has also allowed their competition to fundamentally destroy themselves, leaving in Nintendo a big opening. Let's be honest, who was really hoping Sony or Microsoft would announce updated versions of their consoles you have to pay more money for? No one. Who was hoping PlayStation plus would go up in price by another $10? No one. Who was hoping that Xbox exclusives would release on PC? Probably most people with a PC, especially people who loved Halo growing up, but no one who's been loyal to Xbox paying a yearly subscription for years was hoping for that. When PlayStation said their main competitor was PC and Xbox exclusives started shifting to pc, Nintendo won a big opening. All they have to do is say look our console isn't just an attempt at replicating your experience you would get on a pc at a budgeted price. It's a Nintendo console, it is unique, it has character, it has a lot of awesome games you know you love, it's fun, you can play games at home with friends (no one else is really doing that to the degree Nintendo is) and best of all it's probably not going to suck at all. Nintendo learned their lesson with Wii U otherwise Reggie wouldn't make a comment like that because it would probably hurt him. Nintendo seems keen on going back to its roots, aka going back to the Nintendo anyone would love. I did like the Wii U, but the lack of content really killed it. That and the gamepad battery life, although the pro controller somehow has infinite battery so they should really try to replicate that if possible. There's so much new tech on the table for Nintendo to experiment with, whatever NX is it already has a big audience eager to see. That's an exciting thing, because I've never seen this level of genuine excitement for a console in ages. My hope is that they take advantage of this and really hit it out of the park with the unveil. Also to people hating on Nintendo for appealing to kids, the only games I can actually experience and play with my niece are on a Nintendo console. She refuses to play anything else, but what else is there on other platforms that's like Kirby Canvas Curse or Super Mario? Not much.",Assuming that it is intentional... +Would you say you're a one issue voter when it comes to this?,I have other points but I don't feel like typing an essay right now. +But it stoped a pirate from stealing it so who cares if you can't watch it. Better to burn the boat then let the pirates have it,Almost made me say fuck it and pirate it lol +"To be fair, he never said they didn't want it.",Did he just assume their consensus? +This is even worse than those 20x20cm mousepads!,There are mousepads smaller than a typical table? +"I've vacuumed my computer (completely unplugged) with a brush attachment many, many times and have never had a short or a problem - am I just lucky or something??","yes, start playing the lottery." +I'll just get a tattoo before the game is over. WCGW?,"that's a stick-on tattoo, not a real one" +Also having dk to use control undead makes the run a lot easier.,Cat friend! +wearing fake bape is wearing fake bape bad and frowned upon? like will i get roasted if i wear fake bape in public? i dont really wanna spend 150 for a t shirt but there are fake bape on ebay for like 20 bucks and i dont know if i should either A. Save up to get a t. or B. Just buy a fake.,If you from the Philippines or Asia I can hook you up with some legit used bape for the low +Happy birthday Axarious! Happy 18th birthday!,*unzips* +Mcm?,Man crush Monday +Olicity fan,What's an Olicity +Are the PS3 servers still well populated?,Playing on last gen is too risky with the new ban policy. +Final Fantasy XV on sale for $35 (Amazon),Do I play this or Witcher 3? +That'll be 3 first rounders on IR for Minnesota,"We already have 3..... Teddy, AD, Kalil." +"Durant checks out with 36.4 seconds left in the half. 29 points on 11-16 shooting, 6-7 from 3.",Fuck KD +Well that was a bit ... disappointing,"Yeah, because who wants extra silence?" +"Hours before. As Obama was brutalizing Trump, seal team six was en route to the compound where they would kill bin Laden. The decision to go for bin Laden was fraught with risk and could have ruined Obama if it had gone south. Gives a new dimension to his these are the decisions that would keep me up at night jab.",Unfortunately seal team six died and cant verify shit +This all sounds a bit over the top to me. Priebus just reaffirmed the RNC's support for Trump today. There may still be a few troublemakers in the ranks but I think we need to step back and let the Trump campaign and the RNC work things out.,"Rinsed Penis sounded like a fair person to me, I'm still skeptical that he was involved in the tape leak" +"You r right, I made a typo mistake.",There is an edit button... +Why do you care what the Daily Mail says? Why are you allowing them to swing your decision?,Just standing up for the country +Valtteri Bottachello...,And Lance $troll... +What is the average wind speed velocity of the unladen swallow?,African or European? +green bull's gonna smell the bullshit of the navy?,"no, he makes the **bull**shit of the navy" +Honestly if they reduced projectile quality it could increase some performances... this could be something to consider on their end.,"Considering the *number* of projectiles flying around most of the time, I agree." +Someone call Hannity.,Hannity ran a montage of Dems saying this type of stuff on his radio show yesterday. +I'm too scared now to upvote this,I upvoted everything wearing a Guy Fawkes mask. +"I mean, to be fair, it's only at the precipice of total annihilation that we, as a species, seem capable of drastic change. You don't get a unified world government without a pretty big war.","Makes sense, UN came out of World War 2." +CP3 Revives Paul Pierce,lol the me oh my gets me every time +TBH it wouldn't change that much.,If 83 was a person I would kill them in the most painful way possible. +"Kiev, Ukraine. There's a ww2 monument with an old tank near main building of one of the universities. They say when a virgin graduates the tank makes a shot. Up to this day I've never heard of it shooting once.",I was expecting some Babi Yar ghost stories +Once again the middle class gets fucked over to help people who can't help themselves.,"Yeah, we should just let poor people die in the streets!" +"Super bummed Star Trek Discovery will be another prequel This seems like a really missed opportunity. I would be super interested in a post TNG show. Maybe the Federation falls apart, and the new show is about hope and rebuilding it. The Borg has been tamed and are now allies. The new show will inevitably get bogged down with continuity and nostalgia, I'm afraid. Its just almost impossible to do a prequel right, especially with a continuity as large as Star Trek's.",Can we please just have a series on Section 31 or the department of temporal investigations? +"Dude they think they're above you, so you don't deserve a response. Figure it out.","Its not about what they think i do or do not deserve, they deserve help and i am trying to help." +"TL;DR: If you have arms, you have no right to complain about anything, ever, because someone without arms is carrying groceries and bricks.",The beggar is also missing his legs. +"St. Joseph, Missouri. This is the Benton Cardinals.",Missourah* +Darn you spell checker! :),Correcting all the wrong things since Apple. +Did you win?,"yeah he did, it just says defeat at the top for shits and giggles" +"Fancy that, Parliamentary sovereignty means Parliament get to vote on constitutional matters.",But shouldn't a 51% vote change your form of government? +"Nigeria: Boko Haram is crushed, forced out of last enclave",what happened to the almost 200 girls left in captivity? +"Oh man, i make plenty of sucky things that people hate, and I can sue them for my lack of talent, ability and focus?!? Ch-ching!",Lawsuits are the last bastion of hacks everywhere. +"But in his case it's a little off, as while he is good in pubs he never really is great in Pros, as the whole purge just ruined everything issue.",well diffusal cooldown just got nerfed to 4 seconds +"I'm a bit pissed off, wanted to burst somewhere. You can pass this post. Tl;dr: I hate indoctrination. I'm pretty angry right now. Backstory: I live in Romania, the second most religious country in Europe (or was it EU? I can't remember). I'm in high school, left religion around 10 and currently the only atheist I know closer than 600 km. I have a brother, 9 y.o. and a mother with whom I had quite a few arguments over her raising my brother not to even question orthodoxy. A.k.a. the classic blind faith. Oh, and to make my life sweeter, I'm gay. Today a small girl came over to play with my brother while our mothers talked. Usual stuff. Until only 5 minutes after the two started talking (my brother and the girl). I was writing my homework (or more exactly procrastinating and reflecting on whether I should do it now or later) and I heard that their talk gradually went to the subject of gays. Well, I'm not even sure how it got there, but I heard them cursing the gays and sending them to hell, because that's what god wants. They said some shit about how they all choose to turn away from god and serve the devil in having to do with same sex people, god enlighten their minds. This, at some point, ended, and they started talking about how wrong all other billions of people are because they turn away from the orthodox god etc. And they're ***fucking 9***. They should be talking about ***toys***, not eternal burning in an underground lake of magma. The indoctrination in this country is so damn strong I can't even--. Like what the hell. That's all.",Just goes to show the influence of hardcore parents and the effect they have on children. +"They did it! 108 years later and the drought is finally over. Way to make history, @Cubs. #FlyTheW -H",Obv she rigged it just like the election +why would you think that?,Firsthand experience ;) +AlphaBridge Set bonus 2 - 100% Regen. Is it a bit or just me that I don't get this regen at all? Forever being stuck at 2 bars of health. Any help?,It heals when in cover i believe +The jaws franchise is now on Netflix I'm happy to say that Netflix is finally starting to bring in full franchises to prepare for October.,Sadly not here - must be US only. +"Man, back in my day... On the famous side, my freshman year I'd see Juwan Howard every Thursday, I think it was. I lived in Lloyd and would be going to my Physics lecture. I think he was going to the CCRB. I'd see him about the point where I'd cross Geddes/North U. There was Bongo Guy, too. He'd set up at the corner of North U and State. If you tipped him, he'd make up a good song about you. Of course, he'd make up songs about you even if you didn't tip him, but they wouldn't be quite as nice. ;)",BONGO GUY WAS THE BEST. +seriously?,"yes, an LG flatron w2343 from 2009, not bad for $20, first thing i saw when i walked in, it was all the way in the back" +It's still not sub merch. This was confirmed in a comment to me by pedro a couple of months back.,Pics or it didn't happen +"Trump speaking his mind isn't refreshing, it's appalling. Coca Cola is refreshing. - Carrie Fisher","She meant blow, not the drink." +To the eagle flight devs.. Please let us add bot eagles while waiting for online matches..would help out alot.,"Even better, let us queue for a match while playing single player." +Advice on SSDs please? I'm looking to get an SSD because I'm sick of long start up times. But I have a few questions; 1. Is it easy to transfer Windows to an SSD? 2. Will I need to re-install programs and games that are on my HDD if I transfer Windows? 3. Is it easier to just do a clean install? 4. Is a traditional SSD or a M2 (on the motherboard) SSD better? 5. What M2 SSD should I get for my Gigabyte Z170 k3? Thanks,"I did a fresh install, and I would do it again in a heartbeat." +Are the reviewers paid by nvidia for not showing New benchs ?,It's just a shitload of work to make a new article for driver updates when they could be making content for new card releases or otherwise more relevant options. +Now her disapproval rating is in the 50s. Revelations happen. Shit changes.,Yeah and it's possible an impeachment could expose how ridiculous some of the accusations aimed at her from the republicans are and just end up making people dispose them for constantly attacking her +"Fit that in the title :p Either way, it has a resemblence to 9/11 (by coincidence). Even the collapsing columns in the little cut-away kind of look like the perimeter wall units from the WTC.",We can't look back at the past as predicting the future by stealing ideas from the past. +"Honestly Paradox needs to admit to themselves that they release games in early access. Combat has been reworked at least three times since launch, if I remember correctly; traits about the same.",Are sectors getting unfucked next patch or will they always be weird? +"Creating jobs for the purpose of creating jobs is ridiculously inefficient, at the end of the day youre doing nothing but wasting someones time (or several peoples) while adding nothing particular to society. Our technology is at a point where most basic tasks can be done completely by them, a lot of people dont have the capacity for going further. Besides, many people are unsatisfied with their lifes being an unfair version of monopoly.",TSA.. yuck! +"I'm in the same boat. After mainly healing with my Resto Shaman I rolled a Bear Druid and decided I wanted to tank. The anxiety was real until I just said eff it, and queued up. You learn pretty quickly actually and my first bunch of runs I would always start the dungeon by typing hey all, new to tanking so bear with me, (pun intended) and most people were cool and would offer tips. If I screwed up I owned up to it and asked what I could do to improve. 90% of people are super cool and won't have issues. The other 10% might try to flame you or whatever and you may get kicked a time or two as you learn (I did), but you just have to shrug it off and move on. I'm now to the point where I can tank Mythic 0's with relatively little issues. Also, important to remember, just like with healing, it's not always your fault if you wipe, even if some try to tell you it is. Just know what you're doing within your power, learn what the roles are and you can know that you did what you needed to do.",Awesome thanks for the advice +Guten tag.,Buenos dias! +If that was true then why is any of this a problem? Storages are not secure in any way. I've boosted into many new bases this wipe and looted people's Storages and furnaces without doing any damage to the base. If you couldn't loot without damaging the base we wouldn't have a problem in the first place,The bases you looted didn't have base security activated. +killary,...I seriously doubt the working class supports Hillary Clinton. +What other competitive games did you guys play before league? Were you guys really into competitive games before you got into league of legends? Or was league of legends sort of an intro into competitive games for you guys?,candy crush +Tony Bennett could be featured in Lady Gaga's Halftime Show,what about Alec Baldwin as Tony Bennett tho +Maryse is the first woman that I've seen to successfully pull off the dark lipstick.,"I mean, Emma didnt look bad doing it either" +"Anyone who has wanted to play VVVVVV has probably bought it already though, it's gone as low as $1.24 on Steam and any PC made in the last 10 or so years can play it.",Not everyone plays on Pc... +Any store at magic kingdom sells belts? We are there now but wife is losing her pants.,ask some pirates for a length of rope +What a difference 40 years make,Just imagine all the flappy ear lobes in 20 years; ugh. +WDWD... L?,I think the pattern he means is DLWDW D*LWDW* +"I'll shed some light on the rivalry. A majority of Android users who use the OS to its fullest are PC users or Linux users. Where they have full control of their device and what they want out of it. They see how constricted iOS is and how locked down it is and hate that because they want full control over their device. The ability to load custom recovery, ROMs, root, xposed, and more. I wouldn't say it's a hate towards the people (unless they're obnoxious fanbois which both can relate to) but more a hate toward the restrictions that come with the OS.",This is pretty much it. +"The matter will be referred to the U.S. Attorney for the District of Columbia. The contempt charge will then be referred to a grand jury for further review, but it is unclear how the Justice Department will proceed. Given the apparent corruption in the Justice Department, you can imagine where things will go from here.",When you call everything corruption you lose sight of what the meaning of corruption is. +Correct Russian torque spec is Titenov,"I learned it as German spec: Gutentite, and Russian spec being Ivan Tita" +"I DON'T HAVE A LOSING STREAK AGAINST ANYONE, I'M JUST AN ASSHOLE BEHIND A KEYBOARD.",THIS IS SURPRISINGLY INSPIRATIONAL. +Morning Roundtable - 9/04 You can use this thread to discuss whatever is on your mind or share news articles or off topic things that would otherwise not be posted to the sub.,CNN Reliable Sources discussing False Equivalency in the media right now 11am EST +Kenny Doggins coming down from a drug-induced high after his elbow op,Good doggo +My shitty Transformer,Majestic as frig. +"KSP is also harder due to the tighter LKO orbit resulting in sped up tidal effects, and the fact that it's a game, so no one wants to spend 26 minutes properly simulating a real ISS style docking process.",Scott Manley would like a word with you. +"Man searching for toilet stumbles across 49,000 year-old evidence of earliest human settlement in Australia",What an incredible piece of news from the fake science community! +I'm not a boatologist but that doesn't look like the proper way to store a boat.,"It is not a boat, but rather a submersible" +Haha exactly,"If CNN admits to 15 points, it is most likely 30 or 40 points." +Good luck with Trump for 8 years if you think that way.,You're going to have a hard life. +He knows exactly what he's doing. The absolute madman.,"At a certain point, that stops being a good thing." +What dlc do I have to pay to get the Reddit item?,Reddit Gold DLC +I think you may be the one getting defensive in this situation.,"I'm sorry it seemed that way to you, that was not my intention." +"Tracers from smoking (seemingly) from LSD I've been smoking for years now. I just recently started experimenting with psyches about a month ago. I have dropped LSD three times since then. I have noticed lately that I have been getting tracers from smoking weed. I don't mean little subtle effects that you really have to look for. I mean full on LSD-style tracers. I will look at a car driving down the road and it seems like it leaves a trail of itself behind. I never had this before LSD, and now it happens pretty much every time I smoke. Anyone else have a similar experience? Anyone who hasn't tried LSD still get tracers from weed?",i get this when i'm sober too +"I was watching someone cook some things on TV and she said everyone loves bacon. Yes, yes they do.",It doesn't take rocket appliances to know that +Is that bad?,I mean it's pretty shitty but non of that screams a guy that Telesco would even text let alone call and fly out. +Patch Analysis Video,There's a Sven on your pic. +Lifetime fan waits 94 years for this moment,Just bandwagoning. +I think I found a hacker,"Had a guy try to use this excuse last weekend; I'm just really good at traversing the map Fairfight will get him eventually, and slap him on the wrist." +"What is the SHORTEST most rewarding game you've played? So, there comes a moment in life when one does not have time to spend hundreds of hours grinding on a Final Fantasy or tweaking every building on their theme park anymore. What games do you recommend that have only taken you a few hours (or a couple days) to beat and have yet been an unforgettable experience? Example from me: Portal.",Portal +Titanic Disaster Fund,ColorizeBot +Other team calling for the puck Played a team that kept calling for the puck. Yelling same boards or drop when we had the puck. I have always thought there was an unwritten rule not to do that?,"If you had sweet dangles, you'd never pass and this wouldn't be a problem" +Should definitely have gone backwards and between the cars. Survival instincts need recalibration.,Or even just stayed exactly where he was. +And 6'5 Greg Olsen.,And his Third Leg. +"And we, in turn, judge you for being a misogynist.",lol the real misogynists are the two lads that spitroasted that poor slag. +"That's rather unimaginative of you. Not everyone needs to complete a traditional K-12/college education to succeed at life. If I had a career opportunity (modeling, acting, whatever) no shit I would've dropped out of school to take it. Besides that there are people who can't afford school and people who have to leave school due to health complications. I don't see what's stupid about that.",I wonder what the ratio of successful people is between dropouts and graduates is +Eventually these titles are going to devolve into 'Hearthstone Player plays cards.',I prefer these titles to the exact spoiler ones. +Discriminatory ad brings backlash to gun store,Glad to see they're upholding their precious 2nd amendment +Tell me again how this is racist.,"He's black and the other guy is white, duh" +He did get arrested for beating his wife,I really want to tweet at him that someone who assaulted his wife shouldn't be threatening violence on the public. +"I know, but I just flowed better in my mind. Perhaps because of the abundance of beer and lack of food in my system",Beer can suppressor confirmed. +"There was some talk of Sauber unveiling their car this year, which now happens to be in 4 days time (19th December). Not sure if there was any truth to that though.",And what will be Sauber then doing until mid February testing (two months)? +"according to this article, you broke the law. how does it feel to be a criminal",He's got us there. +A jump in part-time with increasing losses in full-time work is NOT a positive for the population.,Immigrants starting businesses and making jobs for us Canadians! +"Work all they want, they still can't afford to live in Denver.",But don't build micro apartments or transit oriented development because cars. +An explanation perhaps?,LINQ performance issues most likely +My parents inform me that I managed to saw off the arm of the couch with the plastic saw they got me for christmas when I was 6.,Which is ironic because you would think parents who get their kids a toy wood working tool set would have a better eye for craftsmanship. +They act like having a Russian monarch hanging from your ceiling is an odd thing,He's hiding from the Bolsheviks. +"I know people look at your comment and think 'oh, another AnCap nutbar' or something like that, but the history of professional city police in America is exactly this.",Why would an ancap criticize the capitalist state? +She has now!,shir did +"Me with my friend duration 4-5mo, when is it appropriate to express to someone that you think of them as your best friend? About 5ish months ago I met a girl and we hit it off very quickly. We have a common condition that was a factor in our initial meeting and it right off the bat gave us a whole lot of common ground. On top of that, she's actually really cool, very sanguine, funny, and most importantly has acted in a very gracious and generous manner for most of our friendship so far (being very giving, thinking of me if she sees something small at the store I might like, having my back in difficult situations... and I've tried my best to give back those same behaviors). We get along really well and have since the very beginning and we seem to have gotten really close lately. I have a lot of friends and a lot of friends that I'm close with, but this one has felt, I dunno, special in a non-romantic way. Like this is my soul-sister. I married my wife about a month ago and I actually kind of wanted her to fill in one of the positions left open by a friend who turned out to not be much of a friend (long story) but I wasn't sure it was appropriate considering we haven't known each other that long. I chickened out, and then the wedding programs were already made and it was too late to ask her. Well then this last week we ended up texting back and forth for four straight days. We kept pretty steady contact and it got me to start thinking. I say that, it might actually be considered pretty minimal contact for some of you but for me *it was a lot*. I'm very anti-social by nature and according to her so is she, so it's meaningful that we seem to not get tired of each other. Did I mention that during my wife's bachelorette party I needed to get lost for about 14 hours and I spent the entire day with her and her boyfriend out of town? At no point in time did I want to kill her (or her boyfriend, which is nice too) and she expressed that she was just as surprised by it as me that we didn't get sick of each other. I'm probably over-explaining this. I'll just get to my point now. There's four things that concern me: 1) That we haven't known each other that long. 2) That I'm you know, gay, and I don't want to ever be misinterpreted or come off too intense because with me being gay that might take on an extra dimension 3) That there's actually an age gap there and I dunno but maybe that's a problem some how and 4) That she has expressed in the past that she really hasn't had any actual friends since high school until me and the people we mutually hang out with (I don't know why, she's really easy to get along with, everyone likes her, and she's not crazy/drama as far as I can tell) and because of that I'd be taking advantage of her... social naivety I guess? Which also circles back around to the age gap. Why am I overthinking this? Maybe because I'm concerned that I'll come off creepy. As you can probably tell, I'm not exactly the well-developed social fetus either. Being a social being and having relatively normal relationships with people is a recent development. I don't know what else to say. Just, help a sista out. I mostly just want to know that it wouldn't be overly intense or weird if I told her I think she's my best friend. --- **tl;dr**: Known a girl a while. We've become thicker than thieves and after a 4 day streak of steady contact I've come to believe she's becoming my best friend. Want to know when/if it is appropriate to express that to her.",Why do you need to tell her? +Damn that was clean.,sooo smooth +Pathetic Man Thinking About Maybe Taking Some Sort Of Class Of Some Kind,Damn... sucks when you fit that shit at 25. +Does Messi even matter in this thread?,"Yea you're right, I should create a new post asking this question" +Player can't use spark of light despite Taken King and Rise of Iron installed?,If it's his first character he shouldn't use it anyway And he's not trying to use it in the postmaster is he? +I was in an unusually good mood when I typed that.,I kinda felt like that was the case for some reason. +"Best RB in football. And no, it's not close",over Elliott? +To me it's been funny for....locking up the darkness... wait no you can't lock up the darkness... damn it I fucked it up.,Looks like not having an episode this week made you leak all over the place +...and with only 1/7 of a human soul.,1/8th... Harry was also a horcrux +"Which gimmick changes sparked a massive change in a wrestler - for better or worse? For example, the Rock's gimmick change set him onto a massive career going from Rocky Maivia to The Rock. Who else has had big gimmick changes that resulted in a swing in their careers, for better or worse?",Aristocrat Hunter Hearst Helmsley to Triple H. +GOD_DAMNIT_DONALD,"Lol, still one of my favorite video clips" +"I dunno, i just explained the thought process behind cuck, it would make more sense to call them all the other things like alt right, racist, misogynistic etc. etc. than call them muslim loving cock junkies.","yeah, you're right." +You said lawS. Comey also noted no one has ever been prosecuted under that for emails....,Nobody with Clinton's clearance has ever handled emails so poorly. +usb 3 drives are generally 5400rpm the same as the internal but the internal goes through a slower connection so if anything generally performance will be improved,"The 5400RPM read speeds don't max out the data transfer rates that the internal connection caps at, so likely the perf increase is just the fact the OS is reading from one device, and the games read from another (so there isn't any competition)." +"You gotta respect the 3 pump rule Jim, when your playing at this level its just unacceptable.",He works for valve. +Almost like Pendragon madness? different stats but the main idea is that you somehow lose control of your character on a miss? But yeah I agree that getting 4 insanity and being forced to retire would be not fun.,"Not really like Pendragon, I'd like to keep the player always in control of their character (that's part of the point of the way social moves work in PbtA games after all) so the idea is the player chooses their character's method of coping (lashing out, fleeing, denying it happened, rationalizing it, etc) and then after a roll get character changes (probably akin to how masks works) depending on how they chose to react" +"Single gays over 40 ... Just curious what are you doing? Are you dating? Do you want to date or settle down? Have children? Marry? How is work? Living situation? Job? I know some people as they get older, they feel there is a time stamp to do certain things. So as you get older, (and I suppose near retirement), do you still want certain things? Are you happy in life? Comfortable? No hate or judgement in this post so be honest and open :)","Aren't we all single, obsessively swiping left and right on apps looking for the next guy and hoping he is the guy in the horse?" +"Add more deck slots SC, if you see this, please add more deck slots. I am willing to pay gems just to have more deck slots as it is more convenient.",We need a new flair *Original idea +"The bonuses are also probably changing, not just the names and flavor. They only said they were keeping the slavery tolerance and the government restrictions.","No, they're keeping the bonuses, that's why they're changing the names - the names didn't fit the bonuses." +This guy plugged the USB killer into a Note 7 and an iPhone 7+,Quite possibly the worst 10 minute video on YouTube +"This thread needs to purged of reactionaries, Stalin style.",Never a more progressive post was made. +I'm NA but am on during your hours.,"Sure, dm me your steam" +"What's the best fun, rich smartphone game that's less than $3?",Machinarium Fieldrunners 2 The Room 1-3 Skyforce Vain Glory +The fluffiest cow ever,Does that make the meat taste better? +Is Shelby Aware of this Subreddit Community And how we all like her?,I'm sure she does because thirsty people have been commenting on her friends' Instagram to get noticed and tell her to come here. +Cardinals pick up Jaime Garcia's $12MM option,Ummmmmmmmmmmm +I JUST WANT YOU FOR MY OWN MORE THAN YOU COULD EVER KNOW MSKE MY WISH COME TRUE,ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOOOOOOUUUUUUU +14 Year old Outclasses a Grown Woman who tries to assault him.,Saving this shit for later! +They'd never have the balls to do this.,"They wouldn't, but you damn well know it would be great." +Definitely love sharing stuff I work with.,Oh so HIPAA just applies to Nurses then? +Doesn't it say that there is an ingame emote for the ip icon?,"No, the icon upgrades but there is no in game emote." +"I think that's collectively referring to the group of fans/players hence they're marching, whereas calling us the Spurs as a team isn't really the same thing as that.","So are you saying that when referring to Tottenham as a group including the fanbase and players it's okay to say, *the* Spurs?" +What is the most creative use for a Saltine Cracker?,"During the depression, there were tonnes of dishes that utilized saltines as the main ingredient" +"Nah, probably more like anger and pain. These two when chronic can change someone's personality to a dickish color.",What does having a purply-red personality feel like? +"The IS line is faster, the E100 line has more armor btw :)","Oh lol, leopard is probably the fastest so maybe I should go that line" +"Not sure what you are trying to say here, but there is a balance between popular opinion, and minority opinion. It's called tyranny of the majority, and is something this country was set up explicitly protect against (house vs senate). If all it takes is 51% of the popular vote to do something, than that 49% has no say and will end up being victimized.",He forgot his +People seriously underestimate physical therapy and modern medicine. Both jamaal charles and leveon bell will be fine.,not to mention steroids +Wife Being Flogged At A Party With 50 People Watching,How does one get invited to these parties? +Craig Anderson has left the Senators to be with his wife Nicholle and will not play tonight. Unsure when he will return to the team,Family First... Hope she gets Well! +"From my perspective, I've never met someone who had a gateway drug who did not also have serious mental health issues. Yes, addictive personalities exist, but I'd be willing to bet there's significant overlap between those with addictive personalities and other mental health issues (e.g. severe depression).",See my other comment for a description of my addictive tendencies but I have bipolar II +Viewsroom: Trump immigration plan deports $1 trln,Yeah.. no shit. +So you kinda have to prep to use it? Like take a little every night to let it build up in your system? I think I heard kanna was like that but maybe I'm mistaken. Do you get the same euphoria as a couple beers?,Once you get through rt you can take breaks and will feel it whenever you drink it +I am waiting for all the assholes who said they would leave to do so.,I'm thinking about moving to one of the sane states that didn't vote for a fascist. +Edgy professor wants white genocide for Christmas. It'd be a shame if the University Deans caught wind of this.,Imagine how fast he'd be fired if he'd called for violence against any other race +Yeah plus useless legendary drops,Legendary drops are far from useless for anybody under 385. +I'm up voting everything so that I can see the 'hahaha...',Upvote so I can get Karma +"#WE HAVE THE BEST AGENTS, DON'T WE FOLKS?",Fuckin' A +idk Terumi's character seems pretty screwey in the head for the best crazy mofo,Ah.....Yea true i guess he takes the spot for both of em +Started a 40 civ match with 40 real world civs,#NAME? +Always Open: Still Open #6 -,Make Burnie fart in front of Ashley a Extra Life goal he'll have to do it since it's for the children. +Dat's stupid. Maybe all these whites moaning about how murica is turning into a third world shithole should return to their ancestral homelands to rebuild their lives there?,"Sure, give the land back to the natives while they're at it." +WE DID IT!- Blacks for Trump is trending,The left is flabbergasted! +er.. ok? ok works.,Very well ok +what is going on this thread why is everyone saying Ukip?,Brigading +But that bread.... what is that?,A screaming rye? +i hear joe hart is sitting on his couch somewhere.,I thought he was playing for Torino and doing well? +lol take it up to Saw level. Replace it with a knife.,I was thinking dildo but whatever +"Those are harder to come by for sure. But I bet if you contacted storm lake, they'd be able to make one for you. They make incredible barrels for the price. With a shot anyway.",That's awesome because my dream 1911 would be to have one made like Big Boss has his with the polished slab sides and blued frame +Pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!,"ITS NOT A BOULDER, ITS A ROCK A BEAUTIFUL ROCK" +"Why? That dumbass will likely turn around and say. Canada has land. Lots of land, humongous unused areas of land. We're going to take that unused land, and turn into states, and look for oil.","Trump would open with a demand that Canada cede control of Alberta, British Columbia, and the Yukon in order to create a USA land corridor connection to Alaska..." +GOP routinely gives masterclasses in projection. Looks like Melania can too!,But immigrants can relate to her. +"To be fair, Trump is right that Clinton didn't get everything done during her last 30 years of totalitarian dictatorship that she definitely had.",Seriously screw first ladies of Arkansas right? +Whenever he does something wrong it's because Hillary didn't change the law. *eyeroll*,Because Senators from NY have all the power right? +I'm pretty sure the cops in my town pinched from their evidence,"It's funny, but I don't know what's with the title?" +New WikiLeaks prove election fraud in primarys,Every campaign does this. +TIL Han Solo was proud of his Mexican heritage,Juan Solo +This one!,So meta. +The bright side is that he's a legal adult and this all happened in Texas. There's a decent chance he'll be executed.,"should get an angry homeowner to blow his brains out, thats very texan" +look kind of gay the way he's holding it..!:),He's holding it gently...why's that gay? +"Total market share Windows Phone, Tizen, and BB a whopping 0.3% :(",The elites. +"Don't know why you're being downvoted. I greatly dislike apple from a business standpoint and have preferred android for years but Google has nothing that can touch imessage. Hangouts is cool but unless EVERYONE uses it, it will never be like iMessage. And of course apple won't let anyone else use its technology so other platforms can communicate with iMessage users.",*Europe quietly laughing in the background* +"Clearly, Quran doesn't teach anything about electricity.",Looks like it killed 9/11 +"Correlation is not causation; However, the number of players who have stopped playing this game, since the release of directives, is at least an order of magnitude greater than the players who stuck around specifically because of directives. The number of players who actually left because of directives, directly or indirectly due to their effects on the meta, are unknowable, but I'm willing to bet they're much higher than those who stayed for them for any reason.",i would argue the opposite but cbf writing a paragraph in it +"Well in my opinion, Whitney Houston could embellish as much as she wanted. The woman was an amazing singer. She didnt over due it either.","Dang, this reminds me, my library books are overdone." +"What's alarming me is the timing... With heightened tensions right now, I smell something brewing.","Check your olfactory sense, alarmist." +Mfw when I don't post for a week and people think I am DEAD,You ded? +Wow. What is Games With Gold?,"You pay $60 a year for online (gold), and get 1-2 free games each month." +so today at school my son drew a picture of a man petting a horse,I think you might want to close your door at night. +Half of U.S. Adults Are in Police Facial Recognition Networks,Only half? +Trump turning away intelligence briefings since victory: report,"Trump has got to where he is today without needing intelligence, why is he going to start now?" +"Not only do the companies treat their employees like shit, but they let customers treat the workers like animals or subhuman and offer no protection for them.",THIS is why retail workers deserve $15 an hour. +You can always tell when a Jersey driver comes to New York,TIL that every driver from the other 48 is qualified for at least one job in NJ and OR. +So.. an airport?,I think the point is that it moves. +Trolling and/or bad jokes is a art.,a art Triggered. +"No, it's called advertising",Same thing. +Ooh I do but I don't like to member black people,What meme am I missing here? +Not a myrm. BCs are too big and slow.,So a VNI could work? +~~Diamonds~~ Ayatan treasures are a girl's best friend.,I think she just wants my Endo :( +Does this man have any marketable skills besides crying Benghazi!?,"Well, he did make money off being a car thief and an arsonist." +Finning to close Centre of Excellence in 2017 - Calgary,Apparently they didn't hear Todd Hirsch's economic update yesterday! +RANGERS AT BLUE JACKETS - 7 PM EST CAPS ON FLAIR UP GET THAT CANNON POWDER SOAKING WET,"I want to trash talk you guys hard but I also have Lundqvist in my fantasy league, so when you lose, just make sure you don't lose by too much, ok?" +Why are you making excuses for them? What is your motive?,"Sweet, sweet CTR cash." +When is SSBKK Goku coming?,"People have speculated that he'll be coming on December 12th, same time as the SSB Gokus in the Baba shop." +Everyone on reddit: How sick are you of shitty questions?,karmanauts in action with no life +"When humorless people confuse cruelty for wit, you get comments like this.","Pretty sure he wasn't trying to be witty, I'm actually a bit confused as to why anyone gives a shit myself." +Hmmmm... will you hate me if I'll say I didn't like this trailer? I am still hopeful it'll be a good movie.,I BET YOU SYMPATHIZE WITH MARVEL FANS. +Grumps Dream Course: 5 Second Grumps - PART 12 - Game Grumps VS,MUTE GRUMPS: PART 2! +"But Asians are honorary white people, so he can definitely be racist.","Asians are a coin flip, if they think the correct way they're cool, if not they're white shitlords." +I wonder if his name is a coincidence.,nickname is huge +"Nah, he gave her a pearl necklace on the wedding night.",That wasn't the only thing he gave her on the wedding night +This was the DNC,One in the same +Disc....kinda makes sense. But he is already missing his disc/floppy no?,he says head +How come the 1911 isnt in game? I cant find it...,Test place +"In the last bullet point, he wrote coconut oil but he means coconut milk :)",Thanks Edited! +r/crappydesign,HAPPY CAKE DAY +"I don't know, man. Weiner's still alive, and he'd probably be pretty high on that list considering how much he's fucked (heh) Hillary.",Yeah he would've ended up in a car with a case of carbon monoxide poisoning a la Pete Russo if they were actually killing people. +"Most people do not think rationally or understand logical arguments, they make decisions based on emotion.",How is it logical to take the worlds nuclear waste for cash? +I swear I'm the only person who doesn't hold buttons while catching Pokemon.,I actually gently rock my 3ds in time with the ball shakes +Along with the worst handling by the media. Everything about this year has been awful,"Because corporations and billionaires just actually outright run everything now, it's so out in the open." +YSK That you need to rub your hands together when using one of those public bathroom hand dryers. Don't just hold them there like an idiot. They'll never get dry.,"It doesn't matter how you dry, you're going to be in contact with germs shortly after ...ect: door handles and such." +Just saw See No Evil 2 Yeah I know it's a WWE horror film but it's actually decent with a satisfying ending.. check it out its so much better then the first.,"In all honestly, I thought it prob the worst film I had seen that year." +Yes I was here before Soros bankrolled the whole thing and turned this into the online arm of Hillary's campaign,God... so much soros money.. I don't know what to do with it all! +Kris Letang out a few weeks with a LBI,"***Recommendation: Pick up Justin Schultz*** Wish I followed my own advice, he got scooped up a couple hours before I wanted to" +WikiLeaks praised by Sean Hannity and David Duke after Clinton revelations,Live by the sword... +"Interestingly, the history of election day was that it actually WAS the most convenient day for people to vote. Sunday is the Sabbath, and Wednesday was the day farmers sold most of their goods at the Market, meaning most voters would have to travel all Monday, vote on Tuesday morning and celebrate, then travel back home to resume their working week. So what was once a national holiday became the middle of the workweek, to the benefit of the powers-that-be.","It's one of those traditions, like daylight savings time and multiple day primaries that really should be done away with." +"Pyrrha succeded at the end, but it was a **slowburn** romancee.",No... the burning happened pretty quickly. +"You know it's a lot easier to mute people than writing a wall of text, right?",How will they know that I fucked their mom though? +I hope I'm not the only one who thought who is Carol Singers?,*Smashes head on desk furiously* +There are a ton of kinds of stainless steel. Some will rust very readily such as 303 and 304 while others will never rust or discolor under normal conditions such as 316.,"Plot twist: it's all Chinese stainless steel, and it rusted yesterday." +That pizza masturbation scene with the phone was so fucked...,had me rolling on the floor +And a class war disguised as a race war.,reinforced by the drug war. +Looks like you pulled a Homer,In Pod We Trust +NEVER MORE TRUE THAN NOW!!!,A-fucking-men +they could be hookers,I don't follow +Bonus? Liever afschaffing van kinderbijslag en de invoering van een kinderbelasting vanaf het tweede kind!,Want het eenkindpolitiek in China heeft zo goed uitgewerkt. +"This is up to the judges. And if the state attorney isn't satisfied, there is always the mean of appeal. Everything is following due process.","Considering the main trend in some recent sentences, I actually support the introduction of minimum sentences by law, whereas maximum sentences already exist." +"Kara Quest for 875 Ring Found! So today I found out that if you complete the kill 40 spiders quest and find yourself at an abrupt end to the quest chain, if you then join a new run to kill Nightbane he drops an item that Starts the quest for the 875 ring! Which you just hand in for your shiny new 875 crit+mastery ring :) hopefully this isn't a repost and is new information !","Just what I wanted, crit mastery" +The FBI Reportedly Used a Breitbart Source as the Basis for its Clinton Investigation.,Omg guyz hillary is totez innocent! +These guys are awesome. I coach these guys in ESEA league. They are committed as fuck and will do ANYTHING TO WIN.,Only pussies try to win no matter what +Australian Electoral Commission calls for more funding to improve polling IT system,This sounds like a job for International Business Machines +Am I the only who is not going to use Greninja anywhere in the game?,Yep you're the only one +Respawn effect not working?,they're broken. +Awesome,yes mini seizures are awesome +What was the most important phone in the history of Android?,iPhone and Galaxy S3. +Have you noticed Ennard and the Mirror Man have the same slouched posture? More evidence to show this is Ennard?,Good find Dawko! +There are jackalopes in RDR.,What animal are you guys most excited to see make a come back into RDR2? +"Vantablack, the Darkest Material Ever Made, Absorbs 99.965% Of Light",That's blacker than my cousin Femi +That's a little fuzzy on the facts. They're both his daughters. He is obligated to love them through this.,"No, no he's not." +He says I should be getting an ID within the month. Should I just wait until stuff happens?,I don't think it really matters either way +Firmino has travelled with #LFC squad to Stamford Bridge but Brazilian has a minor issue so not expected to start v Chelsea.,Having a deep bench is awesome. +"I always preferred monsters that have place names. Like Loch Ness Monster and Jersey Devil. Not sure if that'll work with your soul situation, but give it a shot!",Place names are for the big baddies :P +"Well, when you see traffic stopped up ahead, you would probably be braking anyway, so those lights seem obvious. Different European countries that I've visited (besides my own, the Netherlands) have the habit, however, of also briefly turning on the four-way flashers (hazard lights) for a few blinks, to indicate that there is serious shit going on. To avoid confusion with someone who just uses the brakes in normal highway driving (which is a bad habit).",I do the flashes to get attention instead of using the hazards for the same purpose. +Checking in from the 305 in section 114,wow it's so empty +Oh wait. I finally was able to run it and it says TUN is not available. What is this and how to I avail it?,Enable Tun/TAP on your VPS through the control panel and then restart the VPS. +"Wait what, this was expected?",Contratcs having dates of ending is not something you expect from them? +21 year old boy?,He was Muslim +Who is that?,a democrat +"Well, my dad is dead, so... I need to go grab my crucifix.",Life is wasted on the living - Zaphod Beeblebrox III +"The very first thing I thought when they found that office building is they better not get in the elevator. Elevators only work because we trust there are other humans below that know how to fix them. While we're just starting to get some character development from Gail, I think it'd be tragic and amazing for them to assume that she left, only to find her dead weeks later.",Dude that is fucking bleak. +How Trump Plans to Fix the Nation's Infrastructure,tl;dr hedge against inflation bc the cost of a loaf of bread will shoot up. +"lf2m for nightfall please have a mic, 380+ preffered, let's get it done, 400 warlock here ,leave info for invite :)","Debo, warlock 389" +My friend posts shit like this everyday... wtf!,Seems like you need new friends. +"Name 3 characters you wish were included in the show and why. For me it's Victarion (I find him relatively relevant to the story), patchface (He creeps me up so much that I want him to come to life and sing) and Jeos Mormont's raven (CORN !) What about you guys ?","Aeron Greyjoy, Strong Belwas, Donal Noye." +I'm liking Harden more and more.,Kevin was the evil one after all! +Giant Panda Bao Bao Moving to China in Early 2017,I hear he can't afford to buy a condo for his mistress anymore. +PyMoneroWallet: The Python library for the Monero wallet,"Is it a json-rpc only, or something more, like making python wraper for Monero's C++ libraries, or reimplementation in python wallet funcionality?" +Andrew MacDonald out a week with a lower-body injury.,Oh no +What do you do now,Retail +The coolest part of that video is watching the axe blade wiggle after impact.,Just a little bittle. +Hahaha..... No. I Have never seen an Episode of PR but i can tell you Bianca doesnt have the skill for that. Yea what she makes fit well and are well constructed theyre nothing new/ avent Garde or High fashion. If a queen was ever to go on PR I think Roxxxy stands a good chance.,more like ivy or lashauwn tbh +I thought he got popular because 1. His name is Ken Bone and 2. He's cute in like a pug kinda way,"Oh shit, you're in the Bone Zone son!" +"Ennard Night can't really be classed as Night 6 since it's part of Night 5, so it's more of a extension.",The night is like a copy of FNaF1. +Two of them are still banking today,"Yeah, imagine what TNA has done to Al Snow's psyche" +"Yeah, it must have taken brass balls to shut down the equivalent of a Sunday school.","Yeah, if you deliberately ignore the wider context and focus on one example to make yourself feel better" +"I always remember this, and when I feel someone is about to lightning me out, I put a mega minion, inferno dragon, and tombstone to absorb it",Better put 10 elixir worth of stuff to absorb it. +I lived in barracks for a while and we didn't talk about shooting politicians we didn't like.,Clearly you were in the liberal barracks with your safe zones! +Who are your guys favorite announcers for NFL? Mine are Collinsworth and Gruden,Al Michaels + Collinsworth Kevin Harlan + Rich Gannon +The Raiders wouldn't have a better offense if our team was better! Technically correct.,I guess it's more so our skill position players on paper are better but our OL is holding our offense back in a huge way so it isn't showing up. +"Cant even get past the blue line, great wall o Canada",Something something Trump. +"Calais migrant camp is cleared, but problems remain","Yeah, the problem is all those freeloaders are still in the country." +Preseason Game 2: Cleveland Cavaliers vs Philadelphia 76ers Let's go!!,"please dont waste a roster spot on douglas, he can't even make a difference against 3rd string philly" +Only you guys can understand me,PCMR is Hell of a drug and believe me I been hooked on it for years. +Murderous Redcap (political cartoon),The tinfoil hat was a nice touch. +...I'm gonna need some further explanation.,It just tastes better imo +We're pleased to announce that we will no longer provide support for Star Wars Battlefront. Please buy Battlefield 1. -DICE,lmao +Who drinks wine at 10 AM?,Alcoholics who ran out of real booze +"Bully Scholarship Ed., Catherine and Raskulls are coming to Xbox One Backward Compatibility today",The fact that Rockstar keeps allowing games to backwards compatibile makes me really hopeful for GTA IV +Lol you live in South Scottsdale? I'm in about 7 right now. I try to get in 10 but never have enough time.,i'm trying to figure out what gyms are worth hitting because it seems the ones near major roads are destined to change hands the next morning +im not sure if they fixed anything or people are just too pissed to still bother logging in,"Yeah you're right, 2000 people all decided at once they're done and stopped trying to get in" +I love his follow up But there are alot of hispanics in FL which means bad for Trump,Racist much? +\* [[Mountain Giants]],[[Boobie Giant]] +"So even more reason not to donate the buffs, I'm happy! :-)",expect in korea where mid will afk if you dont give them blue lul +What if the two golfer's balls got tangled up with each other?,Then they're properties would have precisely opposite values +"This method gave the world such leaders as Hitler, Hussein.","Your method gave us Trump, George Bush." +Because of mentality of reddit users everything gets nerfed. Ever heard that buffing stuff would work too?,Thats why i said changes :P I have a feeling blight gets a buff/bugfix and scorching ray becomes slight quality of life buffs(nothing damage wise i believe) +Nuggets to keep focus on themselves in preseason opener,My body is so ready for this game it's not funny. +What seemingly innocent Google search has dirty results when googled?,Cake farts. +CaptainTwig's Duel Tierlist,Lul he put athena and bacchus in b +How I use Facebook to implement Law 6: Court attention at all costs,You are really overthinking this stuff and trying to hard. +FEED BIG MIKE EVANS PLZ,OMNOMNOMNOM +Triple H looks like he just came back from a wedding.,U mean that one with an unconscious Steph in a car through a driveway? +Part of me wants them to rat out Jason to Kryssie.,"Morgan probably will, but Krassie won't believe it." +"Check out the far west valley. Buckeye although out in BFE is pretty safe. If you want a bit closer in, I can vouch for some areas around litchfield park. There are some neighborhoods under $200k with good schools and are safe. I get downvoted for recommended the west valley all the time and while it may not be as middle-middle and upper-middle class as much of the east valley, there are perfectly nice areas on the west side with very good schools (I've raised my kids into high school over here and it's been great)---although the drive to downtown on I-10 is horrible during commute.",West side is completely viable. +Idk if you noticed but I asked if we had the same game and console.... you know... to maybe get some people to play with...,Now kith +I'm going as Mr. Regular for Halloween,Needs more HOT BROWN +If our keyboards had a Buy Button during a Steam Sale,I can't even remember the last time I saw something 90% off on Steam. +Hang on I think I don't understand your post could you clarify what you are upset about?,"His comment would be saying that making a DM game without objectives, since no one even bothers to touch it." +Uhg yes. It's not so much being scared for myself but I just don't want to spend years being a burden to my family.,"Don't worry, you wouldn't really know it." +"It probably isn't And I can't find anything specifically about what boiling rounds would do, only putting them in fires, deep frying, and microwaving....",Well looks like it's science time! +What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common? They share the same middle name.,I don't get it lol +"Hall should've ended it there, but Ill still take the point. Also, what's up with the mice on the ice? Are the playoffs here already?","Unfortunately the puck was rolling really strangely on that breakaway, with the pressure from behind, it's hard to get anything worthwhile off that chance." +What commonly used phrases or sayings drive you crazy?,Same difference +"Meanwhile, Hillary has got many people killed.... lol wut",Benghazi +"There needs to be a are you sure? for denouncing; i just denounced someone by accident, instead of sending a delegation.","Hey pal, if real politicians don't have one, then neither should you." +Guys. The showrunners always said it was going to be a 3 night 4 show crossover. The CW just advertised it as a 4 show crossover.,Meanwhile Stephen Amell teased 4 shows 5 episodes which is even more confusing +"They confirmed it's not him. The pilot mentioned is 35 years old, too young to be Rhodey. Plus, Strange's accident takes place in 2015 since his training takes roughly one year.",I thought one of his certificates above his awesome watch collection said 2016... +I'm on episode 2. Does Winona Ryder tone it down soon? She's the worst part of this so far with the overacting.,"Well she's kinda going through a lot, I'd assume she's a little distressed." +Metaphysics of White Privledge,"If you don't have white privilege, how can you possibly presume to know what it is?" +My redhead dog was the best wingwoman ever.,I like the bitch with the red hair the best. +I didn't realize one could have a little bit of a meth issue.,It's like being a little pregnant +Why is Black Friday slowly becoming a thing over here? Isn't it to do with thanksgiving? I can only assume it's a money making business model but to be honest I really wish they'd just stop.,It's because of the Prisoner's Dilemma. +"Over 80,000 HKers marched to denounce these two when they effectively called the Chinese a bunch of nig****. Hmm... I wonder why Westerners don't focus on that?",A lot more than that protested for democracy. +"That peoples is, in fact a word.",It's still weird. +"What do you even do in Camp Arifjan I got the exciting news awhile ago i'm being sent to Kuwait... even though I requested Korea (And most of my battles got korea w/o requesting it :/). Anyways, since Camp Arifjan is in an Islamic country, alcohol is banned. Is that still the case on base? Any fun things to do there? What's it like? My unit has information about every base we're being sent to, except mine, sadly.",Take college classes. +"Sean Monahan has the #Flames first double-digit scoring streak since Kristian Huselius' rattled off a 15-gamer from Jan. 9-Feb. 10, 2007.",NEVER FORGET KRISTIAN HUSELIUS +awful generous of you :-) Il find some weird way to tip my hat,Just PM me a link to the meme when you get it done. +It's not just a discussion of different views and perspectives when you openly assault people on other threads. I really really wish I knew who you were irl so I can make sure to avoid you,There's a difference between assault and insult. +"nincompoop, there is no such thing as a need to not exist, or need for suffering because that isn't how evolution works.","*i* like suffering *i* would like to not exist then for *some* people, there are these desires it is likely that i am not completely alone in this" +"I just recently had a surprisingly easy interview at a non-tech company (the IT team supports the rest of the business, rather than building the product that the company sells). I was surprised when I was asked FizzBuzz by one of the senior engineers during the on-site, and had other similar Do you know what a loop is? questions in other steps. Would anybody consider that to be a red flag?","Yes, if there standards are that low, would you really enjoy working with your coworkers?" +How is this so low?!,tbh I was almost deterred from watching because i see this old man in his tighty whiteys with no explanation and I thought I was watching the wrong show +Pictures?,"There are no needs for pictures, it is a known thing from SOE before the 'gateworms' stuff" +"A way I think Treyarch could remove Death Barriers So everyone knows about the Death Barriers in this game by now. When watching Revelations for the first time on a stream, I had this thought spark in my head. The streamer I was watching was attempting to wallrun and fell into the void. I thought he would have died and have to restart. But then the SoE rift portal animation came up and he was teleported right back in front of the corruption engine. So instead of having all these death barriers that do more bad then good- (I believe they are there to prevent glitching out of the map and exploiting.) Just make these barriers instead bring up that same rift portal animation; and teleport them to a different position nearby. It'd be much better and people wouldn't complain as much. I feel like this would lighten the temper for many. Not sure why this wasn't the case in the first place. **TL;DR- Instead of having Death Barriers, teleport the player who hit the barrier to a spot nearby. Similar to what happens if you fall while wall running in Revelations.** Edit- TL;DR",I think that would take a lot of effort/time to program as you would need to reference a place to teleport to for EVERY 'death barrier' +Actually it's how a fire starts if you're *really* lucky. Gasoline is not explosive nor does it react violently.,Tell that to my spark plugs +That poor website is going to get the Reddit hug of death if this post keeps on trending.,Banks should figure out how to mitigate dos attacks +"I guess I don't understand betting. When I saw Auburn -3.5, I thought that meant points, not TDs :-/",I learned something just now... +360 just had such a good spew of games.,"*slew, I think you mean." +"A sticky isn't a permanent rule, though. Since the sub doesn't want to start talking politics, it's better to just outright say it as a rule.",Fair +So...what was in the bag?,Another smaller bag. +Sweeper Lime Pulsus Burnt Sienna + Pink/Purple/Lime Loopers 4 C3 Cobalt Loopers,someone get this man some cobalt loopers asap +Law already on the books will force CA to repay $3 Billion for violating federal immigration law,"Oh look, some money for the piggy bank." +Pro-tip: Don't keep expensive shit in your car.,"If you do, throw it in your trunk." +Ummm... isn't this just an Overwatch ripoff...? I'm a bit confused as I thought this game was just a joke for Overwatch players but is there acua,And another one +"Rental Question - Roof leaking bad, our rights? Need some advice and I felt like this was the best place to post... Our master bedroom has a large part of plaster missing in the corner which leaks really bad when it rains. When we moved in we were advised quotes had been received and someone would be selected to fix it within the week, this was 3 weeks ago. Last week we pestered them after the room was left quite wet and we were told a deposit had been put down and the issue fixed by this week, it is now Thursday and our agent is yet to give us any response, what can we do to speed up this process? We have no concrete proof any quotes/deposits have been received, only correspondences via e-mail with the agent. Can we withhold rent until the issue is fixed? Are we being unreasonable? Thanks in advance!",If they don't fix it the remaining plaster will eventually break free and possibly cause serious injury if you happen to be sleeping under it. +Playing chicken with the dog - More BeeBrain's Tiny Whoopin',I can only imagine the sound of dog sliding on the hardwood.. +"The funny thing is, obviously he went for two obvious and one joke. But, I'm not so sure Stanton is the Marlins best",Yelich is more durable. +"Watch Dogs 2 performing poorly with a 1070 Just bought the game and it's performing reallly bad. Most of the time i get 30 fps max and around 100 when inside a building. Specs are 1070 (no OC), i5 4690k (no OC0, and 8GB of RAM. I have the graphic setting as 2560x1440, no v-sync, 144Hz, and whatever Nvidia set as the optimal settings. I've tried lowering settings slightly by changing stuff from ultra to very high and very high to high but its still bad. Downloaded the latest Nvidia driver as well. Can the free High Res Texture Pack be doing this? I've had the card for a couple of months now. I have everything set to max in GTA V and its never dropped lower than 60 in any situation so I doubt its the card acting up. Anyone else have this issue with a 1070? Any fix?",There obviosly something wrong i never bo below 60 fps with all setting max icluding hair works on a 1080p monitor with a 6600k and a gtx 1070 +Big Sockets Intel LGA 3647 First Look,so now they're gonna start making big CPU's again? +The previous Libyan flag.,"No sir, that is a green rectangle." +These guys are getting offered a million dollars to shave their face and I'm over here broke as hell.,The road to your fortune lies in your ability to grow a beard. +Inside Scoop on Aquaman Casting... you heard it here first... My uncle who is friends with James Wan (worked on Conjuring as a FX editor) just told me that Patrick Wilson will be playing Orm in Aquaman. Remember you heard it here first!!!!,"Yeah, tell your uncle to tell you the exclusive news before other sites tell it to us" +He catches a lot of shit for that quote but he wasn't the first to say it nor is the idea of unknown unknowns silly. They are very real and should be mentioned in any conversation of substance.,"Also considering a standard intelligence briefing documents what is known intel, known unknown intel, and speculates on unknown unknown intel, it's not far fetched for a military minded man like Rusfeld to speak like this" +"How do I make the leap from my main to my ironman? Basically I'm having some issues committing to my Ironman even though I know I'll love it in the higher levels. My problem is my main is currently maxed and has about 700m total exp and the account itself is over 11 years old. Everytime I play my Ironman I feel like I'm wasting time and should just play my main to comp him. I love the Ironman play style however and I even have an ironman play style on my main. So my question is for people who had mains that are high level with a lot of time invested into it, how exactly did you move on and just focus on your iron? I KNOW that if I spent the time to get my iron 2000+ total I'd always prefer it over my main... but yet for some reason I just can't find the motivation to play my iron for more than 15 minutes at a time. Any suggestions? Sorry if this is a silly thread it's just really been bothering me.. Also sorry for formatting, I'm on my phone and it's a hard life.","I lost motivation to play mainscape, reached every goal I set for myself, went to play ironman instead." +Are you white?,"Met a lot of non white Czechs, pal?" +Then why do the coolest characters always smoke?,Every actor/actress on American Horror Story +"For some its a little detail but for big fans of the game, it brings back memories. People moaning about the in game UI but this bugs me more. The announcers voices is like changing the music within the game, it shouldnt be done and should be left alone.","Never played the original CoD 4, so I don't see what's so bad about the announcers." +"You mentioned that commands have to work for both players and command blocks, they listed a counterexample. Commands don't have to work for both players and command blocks. `/fill...holding` not working in a command block isn't a reason to dismiss the idea because there are *already* commands that don't work in command blocks (like `/deop`)","apart from the fact that deop is just a permission problem and its own command... :P the tp command is a better example, a Player can do /tp ~ ~1 ~ but in a commandblock nothing happenes" +"I'm not seeing anything in the English press, but from Google Translate, it sounded like the crane operator was only banged around as the crane toppled. Is he in critical condition??","compound fracture in his right arm and left leg along with multiple bruises, but not in critical condition." +"Which is pretty good, because let me tell you, when ten-year-old me was done reading through the Tapestries short-story collection back in the day, ten-year-old me was left feeling very sad about all the monsters who could never go home.",I like 10-year-old you :) +4.7/7,4Head +Half the Population of Australia lives in the red regions (2011),No wonder house and land packages are so high! +gender gap in 2016 presidential election polls,Nice key you have there +What do you think she will do for single men? Her post and a bonus picture,She's trying to market herself and you're not helping by blurring the picture. +"Can we fix the 'buy a bunch of wards then sell for 10.0 supporting stat' please? Basically at any point in the game, you can buy and then sell wards, and in the end-game screen it'll show it as if you bought those wards during the game, so you can easily just buy a shit ton of wards and sell them after not doing an actual single supporting thing the entire game, and still have a 10.0 supporting stat.",Imagine an alternate universe where these stats werent absolute meaningless +hmmm,I can be yuor devil... or your angle +Technically it was in a bathroom.,And it was just a handy... that's Barely cheating anyway +"It's also a completely made up number, so there's that.",#NAME? +"Aside from the kidney grill, Hofmeister kink, and the ubiquitous LED halos, the shark-nose fascia was arguably the most distinctive and cool looking BMW design element ever to grace their cars.",L shaped rear lights +"Scotty, how Did this Happen?",Scotty doesn't know. +"Eeeeh, sure. But if some cunt was persecuting me (According to some bird in the video, who knows if that's legit), coming to my place of study, wearing a shirt of someone who wants to ban your very being - I'd be pretty damned ticked off.",True as well. +Um don't bring Trump into this.,"Except his posting history is full of how Canada is fucked because of SJWs, etc and he talks about wanting to go back to his birth country..." +All the pro's just fucking meme ing on him,The man's a meme tho +A new level of mission logic,Goddamnit tim +My head canon is some of the stupid food names are just their codename in their mission. They are assassins after all.,Head canon stolen. +What else do you get if you already had the ship? Credits?,"A captain clone, but no credits." +\#WeNeedToBuildA5ColorWall,And we'll make the Phyrexians pay for it! +but then your winrate would still be 10/21. your loss rate would also be 10/21 and your tie rate would be 1/21. it's not a 50% winrate,"Well since for ladder purposes the draw essentially doesn't exist, it'd be fair to call it 10/20 wins and 10/20 losses" +What's funny is that a ton of cars have tobacco company designs. I'd say that's as bad as or worse than weed.,The Torana 05 Peter Brock design springs to mind. +Reid: FBI 'singlehandedly' gave election to Trump,"Wow I'm in a politics thread where people are not just saying, Muh 2.5 million, misogynist, rapist, incest, warmonger, xenophobe, homophobe, Putin-loving Russian psy ops hacker puppet government etc" +"Can't play 22 mids though, and our backline and forward line are injured all the time.","Don't need 22 mate just 19 with grundy, Moore and Reid" +"Ahhhhh!! You just made my day, babe!!! Ty ty ty",Yw bby +I can imagine this girl going very far in the corporate world.,"Unlike so many other qualified, enterprising young women." +"damage isnt good either, kind of disappointed :/",Is ss Has godly range WA low damage to compensate +I think I'd still give it to cheap steal over multiple cheap aluminum pieces.,r/mallninjashit +Retail vs PerfectKicks 350 V2,Anyone know where to buy these? +"How many photos are in your current catalogue? I create one for every job as it's easier for me to back up , photos and catalogue for each job are over 100gb. I know LR can handle alot! Im curious as to how large or how many photos you have in your yours.","Currently 158,382 shots in my main catalogue." +I'll stand right over top this watermelon wrapped in rubberbands WCGW?,....Directed by Quinten Tarantino... +#EXPLORE THE EXPLORING,**Exploring intensifies** +I'm technically a minister. What kind of donations are we talking here?,sperm donations...still interested? +"Ay up. And welcome, to Callum's corner",Moi 'ed duz nawt look loik a sodding **tic** *tac* +Parting the Red Melon,That over reaction though. +"bot Pronax aswell. 40 rounds, 9 kills, 8 assists, 27 deaths",I believe that is what we call a support player +Opel geht steil,Also die Nichtseitenfenster finde ich ja klasse! +"Has there been quite a few Ponyta out there? All of the other reports I have seen from elsewhere all point to Ekans, which is why I ask",There's been about as many Ponyta showing up on my radar as I ever saw Machop - just a suspicion at this point; nothing more +"Phish Pro Tip: Live Phish checks the legitimacy of your 3rd party tickets! This works closer to the show date, but you can always type the serial number of your tickets on LivePhish. If it works, you will unlock the free download of the show, and your tickets are legit! If it does not work, wait a few days, check again, and go from there. Happy NYE Run!","Just checked a legit ticket I just bought direct from MSG and it didn't work, but we're still quite a ways out." +Can we push our new leader to pardon his allies? I'm specifically talking about Julian Assange and Edward Snowden. They did so much leading up to his victory. Does anyone here think President Elect Trump would do what should have been done years ago?,"I think Snowden wouldn't be as easy to pardon because of how much damage he caused by how he released info, but assange I feel like shouldn't be too difficult" +I just want to say that Trump is #NotMyPresident HE IS OUR PRESIDENT!,SPICY AF +Shower Thought: Our Founding Fathers would be so proud of us.,The parallels to 1776 is uncanny. +The left was loving this tax return leak. Let's see if they take the same position when her dirty laundry get leaked.,"They won't, even fucking Fox News isn't saying anything." +"No, no, you're thinking of 'Lebensraum'",*'Lebensraum im Osten' - wenn schon denn schon +Bubble gum,34.0k legendary! +He's dead Jim,Maybe I shouldn't have thrown him at that monster that did 50 damage to me... +"My reactions so far of the patch? The new font on the garage tabs is awful - way to shouty. MM for Charioteer looks to have been changed - 7 matches before getting a tier 8 game, previously - and by that I mean the entire grind to the Conway - I was nearly always in tier 8 matches. Last night it was roughly 50%10s/40% 9s/10% 8s. Yep the charioterr has been screwed. Plus I got new achievements? Odd after 2.5 years in the game!","Strange you say that about the Charioteer; on the EU Xbox One server I've probably had a 40/40/20 ration of Tier 8/9/10 games, all the way through the grind to Conway and for ~40 matches afterwards." +"What do the pros think of Hardpoint in IW? Ive noticed the spawns are hot garbage, but obviously Im not a pro, so If any pro sees this post, how did you find it? I noticed both teams were spawning on top of each other, but it may have been just certain maps",Killa seems fond of it so far +Sentence A: yes. Sentence B: no.,why no? +Sparky double shot bug,They need to add a card with two shields to counter this +That is absolutely not true. She has handled national security documents for over a decade and nobody is aware of any top secret information that she has leaked that has put Americans in harms way.,You forgot to put +Kickers hate posts.....,Kickers need some love too +Weekly events in a changing world. Oh wait that was in 2013.,"Hey last-gen is gone, now there are no limitsTM" +"Police red-faced after seven-hour standoff at empty Melton house, west of Melbourne",They were just waiting until they could get paid overtime +"Niantic confirms Eevee only spawns in 5KM eggs, and Pidgey/Rattata no longer spawn from 2KM eggs.","Just found an aquana where I usually find pidgeys, holy shit!" +Mostly it's just Islam.,Oh shit I didn't know USA's biggest religion was Islam +Isn't she used to see collapsed structures on daily basis.,"That would be a civil engineer, not an architect." +"Yeah, it wasn't written as a last episode. I'm happy with 1 season and a cohesive movie over other possibilities, like it being 8 seasons of existing only to make money. So many shows bloat their season count beyond what their stories and characters can support (looking at you BSG and Dexter) and it's far more tragic than having an excellent movie like Serenity wrap up key plot points (Except Shepard's mysterious God damn past). 2 more seasons would have been perfect imo, but it is what it is.","Very true, much better than the Arrested Development approach where they completely botch a good thing rather than trying to wrap it up in a good way, I feel like really really good shows can probably last a solid 5 seasons before they start really declining in quality though" +Dr. SS - Commercial kitchen services.....and gas tops the list....,I mean considering commercial kitchen that's kind of important.... +"Dumb move by the NRA. Their membership is overwhelmingly Republican and wants them to endorse Republicans, not endorse Democrats that will screw them over when the time comes",Did you know the NRA endorsed 58 Democrats for the House races back in 2008? +Who would you like to see as a new TSM adc ? E.g. I would like to witness TSM Piglet or TSM LOD,"Deft, so Biofrost can play roaming Alistar or some shit, because Deft will easily handly every 1v2 Botlane in NA" +Maybe learn to make a more effective one?,"You're criticism is noted, but disdainfully." +Looks funny but it reminds me of *Three O'clock High*.,That's a movie I haven't seen in over 20 years. +My stubs from 2016 won't transfer to the 2017 version of the game right? This was my first year buying the game. Thanks.,You can load up on points or double innings xp on a RTTS character then transfer that. +My cousin on FB said for anyone who's supporting Trump to unfollow her. Unfollowed.,How dare you not tolerate her intolerance! +Care to elaborate?,I think OP is possibly Asian and looking for guidance from other Asians but they all want to be doctors so it isn't much help +I bet like 80% of it goes to administrative costs for the Red Cross.,"Yeah, pretty much none of those money will go to the people who need it." +fyi i've used items and still got a refund in the past,Yeah well within reasonable amounts of playtime is probably more accurate +my globe,my frontal lobe +Perhaps it turned out bad because you drew it TOO FAST. Taking your time on your edits assures the end product will be WAY PAST COOL.,"Besides the Puns, Thank You for giving this guy advice." +hmmm,I want to paint it black. +"I carved this piece myself out of pipestone, with stone from Pipestone, MN",Minnesota hell yeah +We were definitely in for him. United just swooped in with more money though.,Yeah but that's like your opinion +Man arrested downtown Eugene that lead to a 75 crowd sized mob,Damn... Jonah Hill really hates cops +"If you were a ghost for a day, what would you do? Yeah.. If you were a ghost for a day but could come back and live your life again but have no consequences of what you did as a ghost, what would you do?",Pottery with the widow? +Yeah what most people misunderstand when they're busy attacking is that we actually WANT THEM TO BE GOOD. That's all there is.,Nope you're just a Marvel fanboy. +Hell no lmao. Btw stop downvoting everyone OP.,"Usually I don't condone downvoting, but can't let this slide." +Am a TDY at Ft Sam. Can confirm. I watch this all the time.,"1. record video(please do this in the horizontal and not the vertical we see so often) 2. upload to youtube 3. post to r/airforce 4. reap all that sweet, sweet karma" +"I have underwear from at least 6 years ago that I still use. I mean, it works. Why wouldn't I use it?",If it ain't broke don't fix it +"Maybe that IS who he is? I mean, he did grow up in Compton. Should he completely change who he is culturally just to be perceived as smarter?","No you don't understand, he's from one of the BAD cultures" +Supernova Simulation,What is the timescale on one of these? +The wall just got bigger!,Que ? +stuck,To +Would you take a bet even from a fan of a team you're not playing? (Also a broke college kid here),As long as it's somewhat reasonable! +Pathetic. He's lost this thing. Now it's just a bunch of stunts.,It's always been a bunch of stunts +"Meet the Horde of Neo-Nazis, Klansmen, and Other Extremist Leaders Endorsing Donald Trump","As I've said, Drumpf makes the assholes easy to spot." +"I like League, tell me why i shouldn't",It's ok to play both man. +"The netcode almost always favours the shooter (except for extreme latency), there's pretty much no such thing as missing because of lag, which is good for gameplay most of the time. It also sucks because you can dash out of a room, but get teleported back to be killed by someone who shot you within the window.",Could also have been input lag if on console on larger screens +Maybe have this pop up the first time you install the game and then be accessed after in an in-game menu like the Playstation Pro has?,Then why not just stick with the in game menu? +My grandma's old 3 bedroom ranch house is on like 1.5 acres. It was appraised at like $110K last IIRC. Oh the joys of living in a shit part of the country.,Maybe someone will build a distribution warehouse nearby +Caption this!,Revenge for the reboot. +What is the knocker saying? It's killing me!,It looked to me like What the Fuck?! +Was his video of Arkham City removed? Can't find it anymore. Would love to know :),maybe he was mad cause the game jumpscared him hard +10-Oct,7-May +Not a Clinton supporter but if this is a stout I always prefer them to be poured like this and add to it to fill the glass. It slows the stout to release its flavors and tastes so much better.,I bet you're one of those people who draws a fucking shamrock with the stream. +Post pics?,Uploaded to op's request comment. +Unless their home state is Bama. In that case they can leave.,"Or go to UAB, they're the anti-Bama" +What is a company that you refuse to support? What is your reason for this?,"The ACA, it totally effed my healthcare, now I'm forced to spend over $10,000 a year for any emergency service instead of $250 before, but hey I have great prescription coverage so free drugs for life, thanks Obama!" +oh wow blizz way to rip off other people works,...What? +"I said take your pants fully off to sit down and pee. If you don't take your pants off to sit down and pee, you're ending up with wet pants.",Keeping them around your ankles works fine. +14 years later and I'm still waiting for a celebrity version of I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here,Watched 20 minutes of a celebrity Come Dine With Me the other day before I realised it was a celebrity one. +"It wasn't a good joke because it didn't make sense. Everyone understood that use and sue have the same letters, but they obviously *do* want people using the map.",I thought it was funny +HaydenXmaricar vids are legendary. Yun part 3? Ooomph,alin ba yung part3? +"If not a new mech pack, then what? The lack of new game play content should be a separate issue than PGI developing mech packs. You want to see more new content besides a new mech pack each month, fine, but how else do you propose PGI pay it's bills? Is PGI going to start selling maps or selling game modes? How would that work? PGI would have even more buckets because now you have some with the new DLC and others without it. PGI is selling mech packs because they want to get a majority of the BT universe in the game, but at the same time they have development costs. And mech packs aren't their only source of income. They developed two new systems this year, decals and supply caches. I do think that the game play is getting stale and different game modes are needed besides death balling, and PGI recognizes it. What aggravates me is the amount of discontent PGI receives about releasing new mech packs every month. It's what they're going to do because it's a legitimate profit model and the player base does want to see their favorite mechs come to the game eventually. Do you really want to see PGI stop releasing mech packs? Please stop bashing PGI for trying to pay their bills. It's a F2P play game already and I don't think they can eat their development costs on mechbays, premium time, patterns, colors, and decals alone. What fancy business model do you propose to PGI besides selling mech packs? If you don't have one, please stop with the no new mech packs nonsense, because PGI will consistently put out new mech packs each month because they have operations costs, which I'm quite surprised they can pay on what they are selling now in correlation to the size of the MWO community. Good for you, PGI!",15 second ads while waiting for combat to begin? +"Would You Reborn As A Bruneian? If you could have a chance to get yourself to pick a nationality, which country would you pick and why?",I wanna be born on mars thank you very much +How is it that gamers find so many different ways to be arseholes?,They are just thoroughly exploring the design space +how to make destiny great again,None of these things have ever been suggested +"If they're illegals, can't they be arrested for this and then deported?","Interesting that you came to the conclusion that they might be illegal based on that article, which made no such claim." +"How to generate hate in arena, make people chase you.",Hawk ring +9? +I took a screenshot right before hatching an egg. What is that?,"It was going to be a ditto dude, but you were too slow" +The pure kind.,It'll be *yuuuuuge*! +What are you doing with your life?,Learning a trade and working two jobs +OUR TEAMS HAVE THE MOST GRIT,THAT'S WHAT WINS GAMES! +Shut the fuck up Mexican and go to a Spanish speaking sub,Yes you can only speak American here +Question: Will I receive Skyrim: Special Edition if I get the Legendary(all dlc included) at a dirt cheap price from g2a?,Yes +The dankest gym in Atlanta,uhh what? +"It's my cat's fault! She's always taking pictures of my junk and sending them to people I'm chatting with. Damn you, kitty! Damn you!!!!!",I read this in an Eric Cartman voice LMAO +Is it weird that the thing I remember the most about that 2011 draft is Goodell getting booed to shit?,That's the most important part of every draft +"jesus fuck every goddamn generation is offended nowadays. If it isn't millennials offended at a baby boomer it is a baby boomer offended that starbucks doesn't have jesus christmas cups or it is a greatest gen offended that kids these days won't stay off of their fucking lawns. It isn't a generational thing, it is an everyone thing. And it is fucking annoying. #triggeredaboutsomanyfuckersbeingtriggered",you seem offended by this costume +I am of the view that the Holocaust did happen and should be completed.,What a bunch of cunts in that thread. +What was the greatest loss of 2016?,My Fallopian tubes. +"Naw, thats reality. There is more drugs on the inside than the outside.",He's a shit drug dealer if he's using his own product. +How derpy did I sound? :),Cool as ice hahaha +So we're doing hitbox porn now?,Is it just me or is it impossible to run Arma 3 well? +"When you have nothing to protest for, the protests are problematic.",It's always been inevitable that they start eating their own. +Didn't the Nurburgring suspend hot lapping?,That's what I thought... +It's undercut or hope you can DRS your way past and not get penalised for it later.,just be Verstappen and not get penalized +"Er, no they're not? They're not selling well at all. No idea where you get that idea.","Lady Thor is selling alot of copies though, if you know actually pay attention to comics" +"Come here, let me touch your ba... WTF",A magic trick I never knew I wanted... +Someone shattered the glass ceiling!,I'm with her (Lisa Su that is)! +"I was applying for a fast food job. We went over my application and all that jazz. So far, so good. Then the manager says Who's important? Me (totally confused) Excuse me?. Manager- Who's important? Me (still clueless) Everyone is important. Manager (nearly weeping at my cluelessness) The customer! The customer is important!. I didn't get the job.","The customer is important, but everyone is a potential customer." +Can't believe Donald is still going. He almost got shot tonight and he's onto another rally. I did fuck all and I'm thinking about going to bed. **HIGH ENERGY**,America is on the line! +"Um, should we keep the guy who killed Superman and almost destroyed humanity in the most secure prison on Earth? Nah let's transfer him to Arkham the place made entirely out of Cardboard and revolving doors.",I think it was suggested that Lex is not gonna have a nice time there....... +Alderaan had it coming!,You blow up ONE planet and people just won't let it go. +Little Black Dresses,FMK +No matter the outcome it should be remembered that he didn't write the tax code.,Then what the hell is he hiding? +"I don't know about this run, run, 3rd down stuff. The defense knows what's coming. If nobody's open I don't know what Geno is expected to do except try to make time and get a throw.",Too predictable. +Hey! My cousin Andy bialk was the lead animator on this series!,Tell him it's all great! +Fuck ME,"Fuck Windows, ME" +"Why? If you beat them once, you can do it again. If you're truly the best team, you'll do that.","By that measure, the truly best team wouldn't have lost the first time." +"Russian parliamentary elections: Putin's party may have just won another victory, but its performance is underwhelming - lowest result in 15 years","So confident, they don't even bother to fake it much." +Why can't we just all stop fighting and be friends?,Only a traitor to human race would want to be friends with xeno filth. +"I did, and I have to agree with you that in term of performance, 212 is toe to toe with Cryorig H7 than M9i. However, I believe the M9i is enough for entry CPU heatsink while the H7 price is sky-rocketed atm. Also, the Evo is quite out-dated, heavy, and not very easy to install for beginner. On the other hand, I'm always a sucker for Cryorig design in aesthetics and installation sake.","Can confirm, evo pain to mount, am not beginner." +"I refuse to believe that a guy with 2 quantitative masters degrees can't find any type of significant employment in the greater LA area. Based on the information you've provided, I think it's a problem with how you are searching. You need to be aggressive in sending out applications. If you are serious about it you should be submitting at least 7+ apps each day, in all industries and fields. Even if on the surface you seem like you aren't qualified, apply. You never know what will happen. Second, you need to get on LinkedIn and make connections with recruiters. Companies no longer wait for resumes to come to them, they go out and find people. Do everything you can to connect with people. Lastly, you need to have someone critique your resume and work hard on your interviewing skills so you ace it when the time comes. Job hunting sucks, but the jobs are there. It's just a matter of getting your information into the right hands.",Either that or his resume is balls. +What is one character from a TV Series that you can't stand?,Sheldon Cooper Full of cringe. +Whining wasn't necessary.,"To be fair, insulting a company saying it's a dick move because a pokestop doesn't generate him the exact items he wanted is pretty whiny." +It's not like it is easy to not get a picture of their logo in the shot.,"Of course it's easy, photographer probably just didn't think redditors would be whining about this maybe being an advertisement" +Wolfman sold out.,"Thank goodness Megaman, and the NBCs haven't sold out yet" +"That's called gaslighting, and that is abuse.",anddd the band name the gaslight anthem finally makes sense +The horror!,Horrour* +Weather RADAR seems to be back on line,"Ride out on Dixie Mtn road towards Otto Miller and you'll see it, if curious." +Gomez agrees to rangers deal,Omez +...if you buy it from Apple. Search Amazon and get an SD to USB-C reader and it's *maybe* $10.,So apple sells something for ~$60 that others are selling for $10 And that's somehow an argument for Apple not wanting to sell their premium dongles? +I have reason to believe an intern is using a copy of the theme purchased by employer to build and sell as freelance.,"Talk to the theme developer, get evidence, ask for a reset on your support under the circumstances, present evidence to your manager." +"Yeah, after *Going Clear*. I'd say her series is less about Scientology and more about getting her ass on TV again. I have little sympathy for people who participate in this foolishness for decades and are rhen, suddenly, anti-foolishness. They're like people who smoked for decades, but the day after they quit, they become gung-ho anti-smokers.",Pretty high horse you got there. +\* *llamo*,FYI: *lapsus calami* +Darker Than Black,Vantablack +I agree with everything apart from the last two in the Mike catagory.,Except it showed that Mike becomes Springtrap. +HILLARYCLINTON.COM LMFAO. DO YOU FUCKING HEAR YOURSELF,Plz vote for me +I've been having the exact same thing happen to me. I have a 1080 and a 144hz monitor.,I was able to fix it by uninstalling my drivers with DDU and then reinstalling them. +It's also possible that this story is also non-canon. Maybe Donkeys are a sign of non-canonicity?,Rob said this campaign sets up things for Season 2's finale so I highly doubt it's non canon. +merry boxing day my vinegars and what did u get?,I got a year older happy birthday to meee +Where's the people asking for evidence of Trump' racism?,They're still in school. +It's just shady what is going on,Why is using a CPU shady? +Why do people watch Morning Joe? All I ever see are complaints about it.,"For me, hate-watching is a way of letting off steam about this whole election." +I read this as the high court judge claimed the Brexit case is openly gay.,Fucking elite ramming their gay legal agenda down our throats +When did you order? I'm late May and I still think there's a decent chance of that going out this month.,Review the email I posted it has every answer you need. +It's not murder if you eat the animal...,Yes and they are serving it right up at the Oak Bay Beach Hotel +Meaningless. Everyone's wife will be different.,"I want to agree, but women can't help but love the stitching in **Patchwork**!" +It's like international relations as if done by redditors. That is a very scary thought.,try 4chan +Hated it. It's not fun,Way to actually answer the question! +"Only two starting goalies remain undefeated this year, they are Carey Price and Tuukka Rask, both 6-0",Just a better reason to trade Rask before he goes back to his crappy ways. +Any actually realistic 35mm scratch plugins out there? Like this photo. Most are so cheesy,"I recently scanned 2000 35mm slides and none looked that bad, I wouldn't call that realistic." +"TIL A zoo in Japan once spent four years trying to mate a pair of hyenas before realizing they were both males, due to how similar a female pseudo penis is to a real one.",Mike Pence must be triggered +which means its going to be 15-20$ usd.,"Those stash tabs aren't cheap to make, Blizzard isn't a charity!" +Happened on the bus but I once saw a guy trying to use a napkin to hold onto the rails as he got off the bus. My guess is he want to avoid cooties. Anyways he damn near slips and busts his ass while doing this. Who would have thought a napkin on a metal pole provides little friction. I chuckled a bit.,I'm imagining a rich guy who was forced to ride the bus after a series of zany hijinks and he didn't want to get any poor on him... +Juvenile Hall. Haven't heard it called that since the 80's.,my mom definitely tried to scare the shit out of me by saying I could end up in juvenile hall in the early/mid 90s +When does this drop?,7th - next Monday +I would cut off three of my fingers if it meant I could upvote this again,Cut off three fingers and make another account.. +When you just can't choose between the covers...,Did you travel 20 years into the future to get these? +San Antonio cop fired for feeding fecal sandwich to homeless person,Hey look a good cop +the game offered nothing for 60 dollars in the first place. yes people expect an expansion with more content and a better endgame. People don't want to pay 40 dollars for a new way to play a game with little content which is literally just like a 40 dollar skin on character model and skill effects.,We got a really solid ARPG for $60.... what the fuck are you trolls on about. +...I'm sorry but why would you waste a resurrect on a regroup in the first place? Just let people respawn and regroup naturally.,DOWNVOTE THE LOGIC +"You lucky badtard,look at those start times.",Idk drinking at 10 am is a little aggressive +"Yeah, it's pretty dark. I can't see \****",Did you just bleep yourself... on the internet? +^^^^^I ^^^^^didn't ^^^^^get ^^^^^one,You should now that you commented lol Just wait +"Nope. Just been extremely busy and on a vacation. I will be rolling out new art now though. Just uploaded a Funtime picture as well, and hope to be posting more.",Sounds great! +"Holy Wayne Bathroom S1 (Spoiler S1 & S2) I love this show, it really strikes a chord with the music, acting and cinematography. The one scene I enjoyed the most has to be when Kevin meets Holy Wayne in the bathroom. He's got a minute to live and all he wants from Kevin is for him to stay and make a silent wish. That look on Wayne's face just makes me warm inside, Kevin has by the looks of it wished for something simple and beautiful. Even the fact that he takes him up on it and doesn't just immediately leave hits like a truck. With that in mind i feel like Kevin got his wish fulfilled the next season when his entire family was re-united bar his father, however up until this bathroom scene I didn't really have much left over for Wayne, but the writers sure made me do a double take and re-evaluate, at least slightly. As for season 3 I really hope we get to see if Tom really did get Wayne's power, or if it's all just TV preacher style stuff.",Also love how Kevin meets Wayne again in a bathroom in S2! +Which game DESERVES a sequel?,Mercenaries 2: World in Flames +The fact that he keeps saying he persuaded Neil kinda adds to that feeling.,"The best way to get someone to do something they don't want to do is via leverage, but that's a story for another time." +I'd stab a man and boil his blood just so I could diffuse that sweet aroma.,British Tank Girl +"Why the fuck does everyone hate on mountain dew. It's good stuff, and I'm not fat T_T",Give it time +"The Empire is in the same stage as the Roman Empire before it collapsed. Poor leadership, rebellious provinces, and barbarians at the gates. Better to just wipe it out and have the provinces rise up as a new coalition to take on the Thalmor. Thats why I join the Stormcloaks. Fuck the Thalmor.",Yeah because the collapse of the Roman Empire went great for Europe. +"Why, surely you guys want a close fight? and a DNF would make things more even! and if Rosberg still won his championship would be sweeter! Or you guys just wanna cash in whilst ya can? Genuinely interested.",I think most Rosberg fans just want to see their favourite driver clinch that title now that he finally seems to 100% have the upper hand. +"What great thing can happen on January 1st 2017, to make all the shit of 2016 worth it?","Sony announces that they will publish all their titles on PC, and I don't mean expanding their shitty PS Now service." +Thanks! Are you available now?,Nope I'm at work unfortunately! +See: Mussolini & Hitler,So? +What's the best video game no one is playing?,Wolfenstein 3d +"All of the world's countries are in a bar, when a huge fight suddenly breaks out. How is your country involved?",Netherlands - let me smoke some weed before i give my answer.. +Its like you didnt even watch the major,I dont think you watched the major tbh. +":( I used to look around at the other girls when I was a kid (7-10 ish) and explicitly think, those are people and I'm not a person. I didn't really have words for it...but that was the feeling. I think it's the deepest most consistent thought I have ever felt in my life... this not being a person like the most ingrained part of myself.","I'm so glad someone else feels this, thank you so much for sharing this because seriously I always thought I was just being crazy." +"Reddit, what's the biggest hair disaster/fail that you've had?","Tried to die my hair blue, I think the dye reacted with the older dye already on my hair and it turned out a weird grey, except where it stained my scalp." +I still can't believe Travis lifted the whole song for his album.,Travis has a history of taking other artists shit +Federal judge blocks Arkansas Planned Parenthood defunding,"Stop breaking the law, assholes!" +"Reverse-Flash theme wins everything, hands down",I like how parts of it are actually the Flash theme reversed. +It's still not too late to die today,Wavy bruh +Like a gun. In an open-carry state. Which is kind of my point.,Was it holstered or was be brandishing it. +Triple White Ultra Boost Generations,Like watching someone get fat. +I know you're insulting me and I don't care. Enthusiastically upvoting meataphor.,Insulting is a strong term :) +We had a question in our English final asking how many people named Matt were there.. Why do they do this to us.,All of them. +"I go in all the time in uniform to lift. I take my ABU top off, put my headphones on and lift. Ive been doing it for years. No one has ever given a shit.",Until I see you...something something knife hand +When it turns out ur black nose all along,So fcking scary. +So easy to make money if you're a pretty girl,It's not easy but it's fun. +Perhaps not,"So, so true." +Metroid Prime: Federation Force flops,I hope this doesn't put Next Level Games into a shitty position with Nintendo. +Incoming deletion in 3... 2.... 1...,r u god? +The only aspect of Ana I don't consider broken as fuck is her sleep dart. Everything else is OP.,lol +Who's Galio?,He is a champion that brought ball to summoner's rift without skins. +"Arena 7 deck to get me to 2800? Hey guys, I have been stuck around 2100 trophies for awhile now, and I need some advice on what deck to use to get me up around 2800. I have all epics and below for my arena, as well as the lava hound, log, and miner. Thanks in advance!",Preferred play style and win conditions? +Heard about 4 new cards upcoming in Clash Royale?? Executioner awesome.,And you're just 20 days behind the subreddit... we knew this well before the update released +"I don't think it was a direct shit on Ben, just a difference of approach. Hell, I'd rather Ben had De'Angelo's approach. Humility isn't a character flaw IMO.",Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff fuck that! +"You've been proven wrong, ordered from Jax.",I'm happy for you +You don't try the Beta ?,"I tried the beta its was fun, just a tad bit buggy" +My bathroom floor tiles look like they have some fancy paintings of a dude with serious mutton chops.,"You drink too much, lay off da hooch!" +"Then the NBA playoffs would be just as random and absurd as the NFL playoffs are, and the constant playoff upsets would get old pretty quickly.",Also the Raptors would never win a playoff game ever again +"DRIL TWEET, ANOTHER DAY VOLUNTEERING AT THE BETSY ROSS MUSEUM. EVERYONE KEEPS ASKING ME IF THEY CAN FUCK THE FLAG. BUDDY, THEY WONT EVEN LET ME FUCK IT MY PERSONAL FAVORITE IS IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL",DRIL? +DWade apologizes for gesture last night,Man imagine if twitter existed when The Undertaker was still performing. +If we implement a living wage thing (you know every citizen gets money just because) then AIs taking jobs won't be a big issue,Today I learned TIL has become r/futurology. +What user(s) do you feel is under-appreciated? Doesn't get enough rep.,I don't think I'm allowed to be mentioned.. +Scanning them irl? Or in game?,"I'm not sure what your question's asking, but from what I've seen it uses the 3DS's camera to scan QR codes." +Cri Evrytiem,mr apple pie did better +Does anyone know what this means?,You using a dial up connection? +uhhhhhh... uhhhhh.... #IIIIII AAAAAAMMMMMM TTTTTTTTTRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDD,oh noes hes trigud were ded +Alexandra Palace tickets,"Got my email a couple days ago, they might get here later" +"On the south roadway, do you mean cops were catching cyclists up there? Or do you mean ConEd workers were setting up physical barriers (more than just cones?) Just curious.",I just heard through the grapevine and since i don't mind more miles i just started detoruing. +"Implement a way to show opponent when u have no connection This way if they have a heart maybe theyll stop spamming cards, or incase u lose that the person knows they didnt just win cuz they r good or whatever","Better Idea, reduce trophy penalty/reward for both players if a player's connection drops." +I wonder which basket this guy belongs to.,Let me guess: deplorables? +It's kind of important that he gets the press hype though - more attention means that fewer people will ignore him when something genuinely important is leaked.,I also believe keeping yourself in the spotlight is kind of important when governments around the world want to make you disappear. +Gandalf the Vin,#YOU SHALL NOT PASS ^^^^to ^^NLCS +"Sadly I can't comment on anything except my BenQXL2730Z. I love it, but there are probably cheaper options for you now, especially if you think it has bad colors.",What's the freesync range? +Hnnnnnggghhhh Level: Kopitar,The LA guy in white looked like he was going to smack the goalie with his stick in celebration at the end because of the camera angle +A UK tabloid has just shamed a High Court judge who voted in the Brexit case for being openly gay.,How dare you be different from us in a way that has no effect on my every day life. +"Undocumented Varian Nerfs 2 Nerfs I noticed that weren't documented (as far as I know): 1. Heroic Strike Trait Damage deals damage as a seperate instance, gets no longer combined with regular AA damage. This means less lifesteal for example. 2. AA speed with Fury and Frenzy at 20 is 2.69 now, was 2.88 on PTR. The 15% bonus attack speed at 20 now only gets applied to the base AA speed of 1.25, not the upgraded 2.5 with Fury. Please share if you found more.","Those sound like just bug fixes, not nerfs based on his performance." +FOUND THE EVIL ROBOT! KILL IT BEFORE IT MAKES MORE OF ITSELF AND KILLS US!,"I TOLD YOU MORTY, *THAT* IS NOT THE ROBOT!" +Why do you think Ennard disappeared off the teaser?,Scott realized his place was useless so he just decided to have the release date there. +If only Camila Cabello would come out as bisexual.,I still don't get that vibe from her tho. +"Oh okay, I get it now. He was salty from being killed in a safe zone and losing pretty much everything. Looking back, I'm not quite sure why I was confused in the first place. I thought that salt level was a new thing or something. Damn, I'm daft.",hit the bong couple more times brah +Unless someone overturns that judge's decision it's final. Idk what the other guy is going on about.,He's predicting that officials will drag they feet until after the election to avoid complying +"Yea pels don't have any of those other parts to make this trade Okafor averaged 18 and 7 on 51% shooting as a 20 yr old rookie. Despite what people will tell you about his defense, he's still one of the top prospects in the league.",top *projects FTFY +"Agg tits killed egghead, thats why he doesn't upload anymore.",Before or after she had him dress up like a preschool kid? +Please check your inbox Chris:(,Oh god are you that one psycho spammer guy demanding a refund Not again... +ESPN's Snapchat is so ridiculous...,elio5 why westbrook's shirt is a shot aganst kd? +Cannibalism,Cannibowlism +"Just got one of these for xmas. I really like it, though the interface is not for folks who are easily intimidated.",Congrats and have fun =) +Considering how shitty the press had treated Trump and how piss poor of a grasp they have on economics and taxes I wouldn't trust them to accurately report their findings. More like manufactured outrage inflammatory headlines. He can release them when he's president,You forgot the +Wasn't Rolling Stone also a big pusher of the Duke Lacrosse rape accusations? Those also turned out to be false.,"The only thing that came out of that is that if you play lacrosse at Duke, you're a raper." +What's your eye colour?,A blue bright enough to make Hitler happy. +"Good working relationship, hell of a lot of respect but ultimately two very different people.",what the hell? +"Oh, god... the hormones... I find myself going emotionally mama bear more often than I'd like now. I can only imagine it will get worse with time.",I don't even have kids.... +Kerensky Bowl Event - Double XP / Cockpit items / Leaderboards / MC / Cbills,"Whelp, thanks PGI, I won't be able to play 5 days worth of events because I am going to MechCon and don't have a gaming laptop." +"Eh, we'll just run with it.",We could also get the runs with it. +Yeah. I stopped reading at that line.,Someone needs to get this author a thesaurus for the word decent. +"I have difficulty believing this. There were some places of squalor, but for the most part, you had much fewer people and there was some rudimentary sewers. And even not regularly bathing doesn't make you stink intolerably bad, at least not to the point of vomiting. I say that last part as someone that opened some rancid smelling milk cartons yesterday that had been sitting a couple months.",Damn livestock everywhere ;o +He is an immigrant.,Yeah but he's white so that's not possible ^^^ +With how much the damn laptops cost you'd expect apple to just throw in a Hub with all the ports people ask for packaged with the laptop.. Charging 70 bucks for an hdmi port.. how do people support this.,It's an Apple adapter so it's better! +I assume you're in Canada? Amazon has it for $50 in the states.,no i was thinking of a different one with a very similar name +"You know what I call it when cute girls cut themselves? Damaged goods, damaging the goods.","yeah, 'cause women are just commodities" +Yeezy 950 legit check,those might be the fakest ive ever seen and I used to live in China +"Lightning ticks so much more damage, and omnigull walks right into it",but flashbangs stun omnigul +"I actually love Baltimore, great city","I agree, but the Os are going down tonight." +"He's been getting slower in his old age. I mean, the guy's like infinity years old now.",But that was only like 6000 years ago. +"I agree, Islamophobia is a problem. Here is what's wrong with Muslims and how they should fix it. -Trump","Yes, Islamophobia is a problem, your problem." +What's this I hear about a Washington elector?? We need 271 now??,We need even more- remember that female candidates only get .78 electoral votes for every vote a man earns. +"Well, now that their clinical trial is apparently successful, can we fucking deschedule it already?","I dobut the FBI, DEA, drug dealers, big pharmas and the rest would let that happen" +Thailand has some interesting friendship bracelets,Rape me please and Dr.gay +Yea I wasn't sure how exactly to word the title to indicate the first of the batch post studio we more or less knew were for AMSP. I was going to put first tease of AMSP but yea it is a good point and as defensive as I know it sounds I was aware but... :),"Word up, sorry didn't mean to be all anal about it either" +Should've started Big Ben over Winston :(,Of course... +Just because I have a dick DOESNT MEAN IM A MALE! Ill have YOU know that I'm a jar of mayonnaise! My pronouns are sandwich/bread/condiments so dont you dare misgender me,Oh man so edgy. +That's how the world works. Yo dude that new captain America movie was great! Marvel movies suck! What? Which have you seen? None. I don't like super hero movies What other super heroes movies have you seen? None. They're dumb.,Marvel movies do suck. +Diablo 3 currently sucks dick and has been the same for the last 5 seasons. Necromancer doesn't fix that.,People still play this game? +Don't make more of these that is a blatant lie and you know it,But... but... it's what his friends are saying it must be true! +I don't see how this is related to FNaF.,"Every single mask that looks anything like the puppet is related to FNaF, duh!" +It is really creepy to take your kids to an abortion rally.,My catholic school used to bus us down to the state capital to protest abortion. +"Damn, I better work on joining the 1%.",Can't do it without fucking people over. +"TIL As an experiment, a copy of Casablanca's screenplay was submitted to 217 agencies under the title Everybody Comes to Rick's. Out of the 85 that read it, only 8 recognized it specifically as Casablanca, and only 3 declared it as commercially viable.",But how many skimmed the first page and tossed it? +"there is speculation that the recording is from a much earlier point in time than the assassination attempt, as it seems to reference a novella from the CoR",So then the plan may have been hatched much earlier than thought. +I bet that sounded funny in your head.,Giggly +What's my blood type?,Fire +Why do I have you tagged as will slather butter on my left nut ?,I have a dark past my friend. +Is he a mod at r/conspiracy?,It's part of the introductory course at 'Trump U' 'How to Make Nonsense Out of Everything!' +lf5m for Vosik Hm challenge Post psn/LL/class down below,Hartt90 LL396 WARLOCK +"Man I hope Canada brings it this year, tough tournament to watch last year. Also noted that there are only two RHD invites to camp in Juulsen and Fabbro with eight LHD getting invited. Personally I hope Mete makes the team, such an exiting player to watch on the back end.",mete can play right +What will the workforce transformation be once more jobs are turned over to automation/robotics?,"ideally we'd circle back to when employees were knowledgeable about their products, they could assist people in making the best choices, instead of just being mindless human drones swiping upc codes past a scanner, taking money and giving change" +"I just hope he slips on his bike and hits his unprotected head on something, because there's no need to traumatize other road users with his dumbfuckery.",Not to mention do as much as a couple thousands dollars of damage to their car with no way to pay for it. +You don't need commercial insurance in most places. Seriously you work in the industry but you don't know what you are taking about. it depends on the state.,"You may not need it by law, but you'll need it to cover your own ass." +I'm not sure anyone on Reddit besides me would remember what Columbia house is :),I hadn't thought of Columbia House in decades. +I wish I was rich Then I could hold a Matt convention for us all,"See you all at Mattcon 2017, boys." +Angus?,Yup. +Gentrification is a wonderful thing. One ethnic groups destroys a neighborhood through crime and vice. A new generation revives it through culture and economic prosperity.,Ron Paul 2012 +"It's going towards snuggles, what else",a shut door and tumbling cat +TIL Players association established a rule to never play first and then last in a day or vice versa,Optic couldn't afford a proper headshot for Tarik for his twitter so he uses a pic of himself in bed? +Comrade Ken M visits AnCapistan,Firemen are pigs. +It's almost as if tankies don't actually give a shit about Rosa's ideas and just wanted to have a woman so that their flairset isn't a total sausage party. So feminist of them!,And she is made out to be a feminist hero (even though she was never a activist for feminism mainly) because they want to seem more liberating. +In light of his 38 points and his shot to send us to OT...,Sidebar material here. +Yeah but who's gonna pay $5 million for 750 sq ft?,Its about the land bro. +Natural selection strikes again. Good job Mr. Tree.,Looks like he survived. +"Will Icelandic be added ever? Good day, title has the question in it. I currently am working on Swedish and would like to do Icelandic when I finish (likely not for a while, I'm only 4% fluent lol). Is it planned yet? Old Norse would be fun too but would likely be hard to translate due to its age and letter system.","I'd be surprised if it's a priority behind say Arabic, Mandarin, Swahili, etc." +You must be of the age of 10-14 years old,You said that already. +That will take even longer to cross with one of the lanes closed.,And the jughandle is filled with potholes +"If you watch their live stuff/podcast, it's a schtick they fall back on way too much. It really drives home the point that Robb Wells has the most talent, playing the heel, dropping brilliant Ricky-isms and abstract thoughts, just so Bubbles can look bewildered and say Ricky, do you realize what you just said? Its doesnt make any sense!","That's part of the brilliance though, that ability to react and stay in character is a vital part of that team chemistry they have." +"It's Wicca, pretty much a nature based religion that's an offshoot of Paganism. It's basically anything not Christian that was around during the advent of modern Christianity. Pagan was a term ascribed by Christians to non-Christian religions and Wicca is just a contemporary form of one of the Pagan religions. It's perfectly harmless and gets lumped in with witchcraft because during the Puritanical era in the US it was viewed as anti-Christian and the propaganda at the time labeled them as Witches and Sorcerer's. I know a few Wiccans and they're basically spooky hippies.",Found the shill. +I thought they said theres no new mats? I very well could be wrong tho,"Yep, no new mats they said." +You are retard manifest,You are only convinced to have a hard on for clinton by our somali president +The few The shit-covered The Marines *doot doooooo dootdootdootdootdoot doo doooo*,"Uh, intel inside?" +"I think the rule is good, but I agree that the ref probably interpreted clear opportunity to score a goal a little loosely. Besides that, this video is a good demonstration of the correct procedure and application of the rules (the objective aspect at least).",He probably wanted to be the first. +"Probably because it contains: * A transition based on superlatives. * A very specific and strong preference for something minor. * A sudden transition from a factual statement to more excited language. Not sure if I'm missing other stuff, but these factors tend to be rather common.",Talking to someone and giving them a random name? +"I think this sub needs new mods With all the drama let's appoint some new mods to the subreddit. I think me, Bonkle, Said, SpringPopo and 6f5e4d would be good choices for next mods of this subreddit",What about me? +I'd like to see him die. End zombies with the death of a remarkable character.,but.. richtofen-senpai.. ;-; +"To get me to just straight not listen to you, you'd mostly have to not capture my interest. Years ago, when they were still a big item, I delved deep into 9/11 conspiracy theories, spending about a month looking into the evidence from both sides (I ended up concluding that the official NIST report is accurate to the best of what I can ascertain). More recently I looked into the various claims that climate change is fake or misrepresented (as it turns out, it's not fake and the science is solid although the pop science that gets filtered to the public is often very low quality). In general I'm always interested in how it happens many people end up believing in things far outside the mainstream. You can find plenty of examples where that's due to ignorance, stupidity, bias. But I find it extremely dangerous to then conclude that I should never listen to voices outside the mainstream, or that I should always listen to the MSM, or let them tell me which news sources are legitimate. The MSM has propagated its own fakes, is marred by an astonishing amount of bias (generally of the corporate pro-establishment kind) and in general should be taken with a significant degree of skepticism.","Yeah remember when NSA spying on people was a conspiracy theory?, and then as soon as it came out people started saying well yeah no shit everyone knew about it" +And the power button is always on top of the remote but it doesn't mean I can find it without looking while somebody rubs my dick and makes out with me,You could probably just leave the TV on at that point. +"I wanna change my name now from Ditkas out 4 Harambe to Tyrambe but I feel like thats bad juju, its been the same for every gameday all season.","There's a guy in my league with the same name, but I doubt you're Zach." +I'm hoping Trump fixes that by fucking up the internet hardcore because he's an idiot Republican and that's what they ought to do.,"He's apparently already backing off on the rhetoric that got him elected, so let's see how long it takes for them to turn on him." +Reddit has never been a news site. Newspapers exist for that. I like The Guardian's app. This place is full of shit and getting worse every day.,"They said a **New** site, not a **news** site." +"As great as that would be, have you even been watching TDS this week? Trevor finally stepped up!",He's a great host but he will never match up to Jon. +Lost a bet about a year ago. Far from edgy.,what a lame bet lmao +"yes, i streamed a lot ^^ but nowadays i try to do more again..but depression :(","Ah I'm sorry to hear that, I hope you can feel better soon" +DYST: The Giants were REPORTEDLY tuned to the same channel as the Cowboys were and knew every play call,WOOO NFL'S GONNA DO NOTHING THE FUCKING DOUBLE STANDARD +Pastor: future of America is at risk if Trump not elected,Is there anything good left in the religion that the pastor preaches? +Where do you go on showdown to practice using the next gen mons?,"You don't, they are unreleased." +I have at no point claimed otherwise. The issue is simply that it is illogical to claim that it was doubly obvious that he intended to intimidate.,"That's splitting hairs really, kind of seems you're looking for an argument" +This nutter's ACTUALLY gone and done it!!,ABSOLUTE MADMAN! +The Pelicans giving him a max would be ironic lol,"In theory, NOP would've won that trade as they still have Jrue and would have received Noel through FA..." +So excited to start driving for Lyft tomorrow instead. At least their support actually does a good job of pretending to care.,"They just cut the Lyft rates here, so watch em'." +Sectarian. Thank you. I've learned a damn good word,"I don't think he's using the word properly, usually it's used in the sense of sectarian divide regarding violence or other problems due to difference in denominations of the same religion, like if catholics and protestants started fighting or more commonly used to refer the fighting between shia and sunnis" +You forgot the moon and stars nigga,Why do I have to ask for you to carry me like that? +(I laughed),"Me too, thx for sharing :D" +Donald Trump's Child Rape Accuser Dropped Her Lawsuit After Days of Death Threats,"thanks, FBI." +Good intentions has absolutely nothing to do with it. It's all about money.,it's amazing how you can read their minds like that. +When you finally get the skin you wanted.,Did you make a new account to get more lootboxes? +"I dont want to jinx you, but congratulations on your championship",So yeah... you jinked me. +Haven't watched that.,Will recommend do watch +"that level of surplus is more of an excess veering into FPS death territory. You don't really feel it at 20 dwarves, but you will as your fort fills up. I would never keep more than a years supply at a time (and I normally just keep a season's worth). Rampant overproduction is one of the many causes of FPS loss, though.",That explains a lot.... +"History doesn't repeat, but it rhymes.","History doesn't happen multiple times, but it rhymes." +Reserved elections a step towards race-blind politics,Osman Sidek's top kek +"Oh, those were the days. And it was always amazing for me because they were the best thing the school had. And everyone would give me theirs, because apparently they were gross. I apparently never figured that out. I'd still eat a dozen of those things. Damn good stuff.","Yes I loved them as well, the only thing that could beat them was the white rectangular pizza!" +"The KKK was a few thousand people across the country who were meandering in obscurity ... until Hillary, the media and social media drama queens started promoting them en force recently",Thanks Hillary! +Making products and ads for product isnt rewarding anymore. Most products ive worked on are forgotten in a few years and dont really help people in a meaningful way. Would love to be a doctor or scientist helping people and humanity.,It's never too late :) +no its elvis costello,I see Paul Walker. +"A dyslexic walks into a bank and yells: Air in the hands mother stickers, this is a fuck up!",I love this so much. +I'm at the outer edge of the millennial generation and my experience in elementary was with those 5 1/4 floppies and oregon trail / math blaster. Not all of us are computer illiterate. But then again I did end up having a career in IT. Now my little sister.... clueless and doesn't care unless it's on her smartphone.,I'm in the middle and I have those same memories haha. +Ultra!,"I was going to say, I didn't think the game was poorly optimized, but that makes way more sense haha." +Didn't the Cavs also start pretty slow last year?,Yes but that was Blatt's fault! +ID on Lil Yachty's Suede Pumas?,looks more like a black panther to me. +Cant find a way to qualify for FUT Champions I have tried multiple times to qualify but cant do it. It seems every game i lose is the same. The guy sits back with 8 in the back. Gets 2 good counter attacks in the game scores on 1 of them. How can i counter this?,Same... Omg I can't adapt to this year's gameplay +Not your best work.,OH MY BAD I FORGOT THAT THUS SUBREDDIT IS ALSO A FUCKING PERFORMANCE YOU WHINY CUNT +Working for another store I got a job at Target and have been working there during the semester while I'm in school. Is Target considered a competitor? Can I lose my scholarship if they find out?,Is there a Wegmans near the Target you are working at? +BUT WHAT ABOUT MEN????!!!!!1111,"let's not forget, straight white men are the *real* victims of society" +"I'm curious if he's even going to be permanent. We already saw him not get used for the big car testing. Maybe the plan is to have a running joke about how The American can't make it, and just rotate out various drivers.",I figured they would kill him off with the unexploded WWII bomb. +Is that the kind of car Kail drives?,I have NO IDEA what kind of car she drives... I wonder if she ever posts it on Instagram? +Unfortunately an indictment is only an accusation. These shits could still walk.,The feds don't like to risk their 90 some percent conviction ratio. +Why Perry using number 24 and not 10?,Doesn't he always wear 24 in international play? +Probably one of the most WTF catch phrases I've heard in a video game,OMEGA THREE FATTY ACIDS ARE GOOD FOR YOUR HEART! +Why are we allowing foreigners to lobby our government?,"In general I might agree that it's a bad idea, but we are a major power in the world and this is a ridiculously stupid ill thought out law designed to utterly pander to 9/11 families, islamaphobes, and xenophobes while ignoring the consequences of removing the protections of sovereign immunity." +"For the first time ever, vESD actually solved my computer issue. AMA No ASL, my Flight Chief might be watching. AMA",Have you volunteered recently and been working on your bullets? +In my experience Asus gpu's have never really worked for me I've screen tearing and other problems but that's just my problem with them ultimately I think they could be great cards but personally I would go for the windforce.,"Hahaha video cards don't cause screen tearing, that's your framerate going over the refresh rate of the monitor." +Banned for Account Theft. Help?,Your story makes 0 sense +"Discharging a firearm here is not what's up for debate. It's the fact she destroyed someone's property after it trespassed on her land. If your ball fell in my yard I could do whatever I wanted to it, including destroying it since you could never enter my property to retrieve it.","You know the law doesn't actually work like that, right?" +the segmented release actually is favored by most people who've played the game as it's a way to focus on individual levels for the many challenges each one has and being able to come back to this game every other month or so throughout the year.,"so we have finally reached the point where you actually pay to play each individual level (I don't care how big they are, its the same setting/level) can't wait to pay for each gun besides the starting pistol" +"In the US we have the JFK Assassination, what is the biggest conspiracy theory in your country?",A dingo stole my baby (Australia) +The higher polling third party candidates are a joke too though and our current system just doesn't support the a 3rd party president. No 3rd party president has ever been elected and when a 3rd party candidate does gain a lot of traction it just splits the vote in favor of one party (depending on many factors).,If the third parties get a little too uppity they will just move the goal posts on the percentages they need to get national exposure. +TIL That the only player in the top 20 in points all time who isn't in the HoF is Mark Recchi at #12,Jagr and Selanne should both beat him relative to their retirement too. +He actually signed the check. Well there can't be any denying he didn't know what that check was for now. Should've had an accountant make that donation. Deniability is gone.,Depends on what your definition of intent is. +googled the phrase october surprise.. never heard of it b4 this election.,i thought it was a vague WL reference to her birthday.. or something. +Dont update,Samsung Galaxy S6 Edge plus user here and i have no problem playing the 0.41.4 update from today. +"Approximately 5-7% of India's population participated though, so it didn't take that long.",Over 50 million people volunteering for a single cause on a single day? +"While you may be right about forgetting to dirty them, OP shouldn't put them back in. It will rewind the time even more. They'll first turn into plastic granules, then raw oil, then decomposing dinosaurs, then living dinosaurs. You don't want living dinosaurs in your dishwasher. Actually, I'd love to have living dinosaurs in my dishwasher. BRB washing bottles.","Not a lawyer, but I'd recommend carefully checking your dishwasher warranty to see if it covers dinosaur related damage first." +Witcher 3 Nintendo DS version,The Witcher 3:Indie edition +"In about half an hour, I believe.",Thanks for the info +"It's no longer a question of whether she is guilty. She is, everyone knows that. It's now a question of whether America is a banana republic or a constitutional democracy. Donald can restore justice and democracy. Hillary can't. This is the most important vote you will ever cast in your life.",It's whether she intended to or not. +They would be resurrected to a paradise earth according to JW theology.,Even though they could not have ever even heard of Jesus? +"If you could only buy objects whose name begins with a letter of your choice, which letter would you choose and why?",S There's always a Super version of everything. +Catdog,Fox ? +quietly hope Trump lost everyone in that room who had planned to vote for him or was leaning towards voting for him.,It would be interesting if they did an exit poll. +"Trump actually doing some debate preparation this time, hopefully expectations will not be low!",Didn't he say he did some for the last one? +This is the angriest player I've seen in a decade of WoW,well that is a simple report and one less player will have an account +These days are long gone. Nowadays it's full if upper middle-class white people wanting to feel like hippies.,"Now is cool go there, it's fancy." +"#ExplorersWanted BIOWARE Audition, Feedback would be awesome!",Script 2 is solid. +490 - spoilers,*Must... avoid...* +It's like he's daring the electors to stop him.,I really hope that they are reading all the things he's doing. +"Has he never met, you know, a lawyer?","He met his lawyer, who's as dumb as a box of rocks." +this somewhat endorsement of Clinton is a pretty big deal,A big fucking deal! +"'Last chance' to limit global warming to safe levels, UN scientists warn",Climate change is a hoax made up by the Chinese. +When someone joins a lobby it now tells you who's friend they are,"it also tells you which clan tag group they have set," +I'm just using rational BP logic. Women are great at choosing good men and rejecting bad men. So therefore incels are all evil and need to DIE.,Why give a shit what women want? +who would watch a video about a kid named bogdan.,there go another 10min of my life +"I did baptisms for the dead once in the Salt Lake temple as a teen. At one point we were hurriedly ushered into a chapel because the Mormon secret service was escorting Hinckley through. I remember thinking that he could be on his way to talk to God at that exact moment, that I could potentially be IN THE SAME BUILDING AS GOD. Holy shit that is some psychotic shit.",We are all in the same building as God on this blessed day. +Why are the Pokedex entries in this gen so dark and morbid?? (OC),Drifloon just rolls them fatties instead. +Filthiness in love,this is oddly motivating +Why is this on the md sub?,"Everything Maryland belongs here, obviously." +"What would be your reaction if you caught a woman taking off her bra in public? Got the idea for this question from a post I made in another subreddit. I can never stand wearing a bra for long periods of time. Once I leave the office, I get this crazy itch to take my bra off. I always forget to take it off in the restroom before so I sometimes end up having to take it off on the bus as discreetly as possible, especially if the person sitting beside me is a guy. The only person who has caught me, so far, (that I noticed), was an older lady and all she said was wish I could do that too. It made me wonder what would have happened if it was a guy. I do this in front of my male friends all the time (they are all gay) and their reaction is to either tease or compliment me, so I know how MY male friends would react. Was wondering what would be YOUR reaction to a stranger or female friend you caught doing this.","Wow, a nice pair you have there !" +"You liberals are always talking about freedom of speech unless its someones whose opinon you don't agree with. Sean Hannity is a biblical man don't slander his good name because he refrenced his faith. (side note) I am an athiest not a jesus freak, still respect his faith.",I don't think you know what a concubine is. +"If one half of US citizens want Clinton as president and the other one Trump, why not skip voting and equally share presidency?","Hey, you forgot about that retard Gary Johnson and that batshit crazy bitch Jill something." +"Niceville/FWB Cell Carriers? Who's got opinions on cell providers in the FWB area? I am moving there soon, and was just in the area a few weeks ago. I noticed that my service SUCKED compared to SATX. Currently I am on ATT with an iphone. No contract and phone is older, so I am free to move carriers and/or phones after I sign into Eglin.",Verizon. +23rd is a major cross-street.,27th isn't though. +"All the things you gave as examples of values are actually examples of laws. Are you suggesting we should screen immigrants based on their intent to respect laws, or based on some nebulous value system?",I think it's a case of our laws reflecting our values. +all the bandwagon fans had to jump back on ;),"You know, because there are no bandwagon Cardinals fans." +"City of Santa Monica Sends Eviction Notice to Atlantic, American Flyers",Didn't the FAA send the City a very explicit nastygram warning them not to do exactly this? +While being ____,Trump on a debate stage! +"Possible trade? (Hear me out!) I've seen posts on the Canes fan page on Facebook and some have suggested making a trade with the Avs. They have been shopping around, and they were suggesting a Faulk + Pick/Developing D for a guy like Duchene. Thoughts?",If Faulk leaves I leave (not really but I would be so disappointed) +"I didn't follow the controversy closely, but a lot of what Bernie supporters seemed to be complaining about were things like polling places not opening on time and people being pissed that they couldn't vote in the primaries because they weren't registered Democrats. That's really, really, really different than Russia hacking the vote.",Lol you sound uninformed +What product name does NOT perfectly describe the product?,Apple * +It's funny. I got through most of these quotes without a single feeling. I hit this and I immediately get choked up thinking about an animated giant voiced by Vin Diesel.,"Ironically, this was the first quote I saw in this thread." +The Three Ghosts of Christmas VS Lionel Suggs,Lionel gives them an omniversal licking +What does that game and the Clemson game do for us Michigan fans? Did we win the bye week?,"We'll move up to three most likely, so yeah" +Crossfit demo,The guy in the red shirts reaction is priceless. +"Man, this just gets deeper and deeper. How far back are these guys involved in rigging elections, inciting violence, campaign corruption and pure evil? Traitors - the lot of em!",We've been bussing people in for the last fifty years +"He was at least actually manipulating people into thinking that their choices were their own, not his. Nicole did not do that once, from what I recall.",He also admitted it and didn't say I don't know when asked why he should win. +You know what would be great? A gameplan exchange. One gameplan and one corresponding trophy gets you a different gameplan.,People would just put in game plans that are 35000 then get one that's one mil +"This. There's a reason Zaryas right click heroes like Tracer. Instant burst is suprising, and in practice nets you more kills. It's difficult to anticipate. A McCree can delete 280 health and lower heroes in ~.5 seconds with good enough aim. You can hear a soldier shooting you. He can't kill you by shoulder peeking you, and though that difference is decreased with his massively improved damage, he's still not as surprising as a McCree. I don't see a context where Mei fails to Ice block when a soldier almost kills her, but it happens all the time as a consequence of the double headshot.","yeah, that's why he has a rocket" +In the book is there really a passage devoted to her character jerking off some guy?,"Yep, and apparently that part made it into the film." +Appleby seems like a good guy but it's time for him to hang up the cleats for good,Won't be missed. +"TIL that during construction of a railway in Uganda, two Tsavo lions halted progression by repeatedly killing workers at night. Deaths were estimated to be 135.",I feel like after 10 deaths you would go and hunt the lion and and after 20 you would get serious about it. +So that's the avatar of Sargeras I've heard so much about.,Terrifying isn't it? +"wow, its the greatest simulation of trying to find life, ever.",Amazing! +is there any real purpose of hitting legend aside from achievement? the rewards are so paltry and the removal of bonus stars makes it so long. yeah i remember that brawl where warlocks dominated and people autoconceded. unless there was that mill druid with naturalize... forgot what the brawl was.,"High Legend finishes give you HCT points, which is basically your entry to Blizzcon." +Rapper Nelly FINALLY explains why Kelly Rowland text him using Excel in Dilemma video | He does not,"Of course, it has to be from Daily Mail." +Very mysterious.,I was hoping for ruddy mysterious. +"Anyone have an extra download code for Grand Prairie Night One? I hate to be that guy but last night's show contained several songs I was hoping to catch live in Alpharetta (Saw It Again, IAWITW, Ice, Ocelot, Dog Faced Boy, not to mention Bowie, Maze, Seven Below, Petrichor). Hoping someone has an extra they won't be using.",That AUD doesnt sound bad at all...i'd check that out first +So if I just use hamburger does that do the same thing,Yeah +Smowmageddon 2017 coming next week???,I've been burned before If we get within 36 hours and they're still forecasting snow then I'll start to get my hopes up +Al will run if he keeps this up. He's a dam but not a partisan. I will give time and money to his campaign.,I saw he has cancer =( hopefully he gets better soon +Stop. Posting. This. Shit,Someone lost his cool +Donald Trump is now questioning the legitimacy of the election he won,Lol you guys acting like 90% of the illegals voted for trump +What does Christmas mean to you?,Nothing since moving to Australia. +"I also put in thousands of hours with my pops on SWBF2. Now, the game isn't even near as good as the first two but calling it a disgrace without putting as much time into it, or even owning it, is just bitchy. The game is extremely fun. The online multiplayer is fantastic. My only complaint is the glitches, the skins, and the lack of development put into skirmish.",Perhaps you did not play 'competetively' or even online to experience the intensity and extreme levels of depth people had discovered to each map and class - otherwise I feel you wouldn't be saying this. +This doesn't even fit in this sub.,Shut up you damn red +My reddit password is lollol. AMA,Guys username [deleted] with password lollol doesn't work :( OP lied +Thank you small kind human for this foods,Nice marmot. +"Right, I am ready to celebrate bonfire night tomorrow :)",Needs more sata to molex +"Crazy idea: Tony Romo Why we don't go after Tony Romo, if he is available within our budget (probably won't)? We can keep alternating between Romo and Palmer, so both can stay rested and, likely, healthy. This would also add a surprise element to our offence. It may sound crazy and desperate, but looking at our situation right now, and for all the hype we had in the preseason, this idea came up to my mind as something that could work...",A 2 qb system will never work in the NFL +"I found no problem on 1080p Android, layout looks fine, but at first it took some time to load and left me on the title screen wondering where the article is.","I had the same experience, on a Galaxy S4." +and getting randomly mugged but nothing actually being stolen,i hope she fights the urge to shoot her self twice in the back of the head +Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge,You have selected POWER DRIVE! +Is the German in Vienna that different that it qualifies as a different language? I know its called High German in Austria.,No he just wants to sound like a smartass +There's something very off putting about his complete lack of a mustache.,It makes him look like the rubber ape masks from the original Planet of the Apes. +"If they had grenade pylons 300 years ago, they might not have lost their homeworld to a bunch of flashlight-heads.",So you're saying they must construct additional pylons? +So you still haven't brought these 'facts' you claimed about.,Then you haven't been paying attention. +This idea that Pence is going to implant the Christian version of Sharia law is incredibly dumb. However I do find him to be a truly terrifying individual for a number of reasons such as not believing in evolution but believing in conversion therapy.,right. +My favorite rouge deck is by far red dragon Archfiend.,Is that because it's *rouge*? +My Alolan Raichu is so chill...,But does it have Hidden Power Ice? +"H E L P , S O M E B O D Y ! ^^^Imisspeltitbutthissongrockssoeh",~~idontrememberthenextlyricsoillsay~~ we are S T U C K E D into these cells +Canadian gets the nod to help with first-ever human head transplant,....wouldn't this be a nearly full body transplant? +These are pretty shit sock liner shiny too much orange.,"The stripe isn't that orange, and a sock liner flaw doesn't make a shoe pretty shit" +Credit to the Roger Freeman Collection,Does it not seem odd that this would be occurring with the plane bombed up like that? +Roast this pitiful AIDS victim,I'm just looking forward to the smell of a well roasted fruit. +I think it comes with a bottle of Burnt Rubber perfume...,Only if he steals it from Jimmie's motorhome. +Three tokens worth isn't that much. I'd save it. Earn more and buy the 2 mill spider mount or a TCG mount.,"I don't ever see myself having a million gold, let alone 2 million =/" +Is there a group of people more judgmental than Jehovah's witnesses? Any group?,Many of them... In that respect they are not unique. +"2016-present Ford vs 2013-2015 Ford. Anyone else think the new ones are really ugly? Also, the older one looks significantly more similar to the actual sedan. Thoughts?","I liked the original nose on the fusion as they looked more aggressive and masculine, like an Aston Martin." +Even mother nature doesn't like her.,Jill Stein is up to making some trouble I see +"forza 6 apex is free (it's basically a tech demo of forza touching down on PC, but it's still very enjoyable) - but forza horizon 3 will be a full fledged on pc and xbox 360, with a full fledged 59$ priced, 79$ for extra fledged, and 99$ for crazy fledged",what's the difference between the prices +Kim Kardashian has found the meaning of life,Kim Kardashian's butt has gained sentience. +What is the coolest thing about your mom?,Every one on reddit had sex with her at the same time. +Lol 'incredibly easy schedule.' You're adorable.,"I think he means to say we're an incredibly good team, but he just can't bring himself to admit it." +"What's classy if your rich, but trashy if you're poor?",Reusing shopping bags +Sharpening a $1.00 Kitchen Knife,Those water stones aren't cheap. +We should blame the rise of Trump on the failure of TV journalists,"The reddit headline should be about the TV news industry, not TV journalists." +"Both built over the past month. The Mini H is my first quad, and the 360 will get a gimbal and maybe a Raspberry Pi for some shenanigans.",Like what *kind* of shenanigans? +Which commercial do you hate the most?,"Puppymonkeybaby, I didn't understand why it was so funny" +Anthony Weiner was spotted riding a horse at a Tennessee rehab facility that offers equine therapy for sex addiction,"So, having sex with horses is supposed to help?" +How did you get your skilling pet? Would be kinda cool to see if there are any types of training that occur often :) post your pet and how you got it below !,What're skilling pets? +"I heard you poop yourself when you die, so probably that.","Dammit, Cartman" +Captain Crunch,"Pretty sure that goes for all cereal, but yeah." +yeah you thought the nightmare claws were something but what about,Springerine +the irony here being that both are cold blooded,Nerd! +It's real,I'll put the order in for one Barnett airstrike. +Not terrible fps for the actual player but the frames were bad for those watching the stream,Because bitrate was set at 3500 and the encoding was done on cpu. +"Jesus Christ, there are memos? I'm always the last to hear about this stuff.","I barely have time to keep up with my patriarchy newsletter, how am I supposed to keep up to date on all these memos?" +What? No it's not.,Maybe I should have added a +My street repping off white,Quality shitpost +Plot twist: the photographer from the article is actually a statue.,"Nah, he was just in a full-body cast the whole time." +Props to mafia for playing better than expected in doubles That dreamland game in their set they're playing against PlupBox was really good and I didn't expect him to be tanking stocks as well as he is. He got quite a few kills and he's doing really well as support to Leffen.,Props to all the reddit melee pros who will obviously come back and own up to their shit talk about how awful Mafia will do. +He doesn't look very...4.,"It was just a weird theory I had once, if I had to guess he's 5-8" +1. This sub is full of fanboys who are apologists for despicable practices in the game industry. 2. Go fuck yourself.,Woah that edge. +Well depressed from loneliness depressed from this. How will you even sleep tonight lol,"probably wont, but hey, sleep is for the weak" +How to avoid sausage prints tho,Cut off your penis +"Nah, lava burst. 10 mana Waste your turn. Overload 2.",Or high roll elemental destruction on an empty board +I hope you're joking.,Why would I be joking? +Most Koreans play in PC Bangs where they pay for so many hours on the computer and can play any game the place has access to.,i see makes sense. +"I mean, Metallica is #1. Others of note: Bieber, Eminem, Maroon 5, any pop-country artist, Miley Cyrus, all boy bands... I'll stop here because I'm getting worked up.",Eminem is fine in my book. +K,"fuck off, whiny shit." +Just had twins but also just bought Skyrim SE so...,"This is quality time with Dad, for sure." +I cam imagine a whole movie about this. Friendship! Betrayals! Star-crossed lovers! Exciting space fights!,"Don't forget intrigue, lol." +"Not as much of a gym rat, either",Would you describe him as a student of the game? +"If Yeonjung doesn't at least get one high note, there is no justice in this world.",Yeonjung making it into IOI was the only thing that assured me justice still existed in 2016. +School Blocking VPN Services,Removed - please be vendor neutral in your post and we will approve. +"I guess you didn't make it to Revan during SOR's early access period, then.","My SOR early access was farming creds from chests, pretty great actually." +What made you cool in elementary school?,I was class clown in 5th and 6th grade. +This Nintendo Training Video From 91 is Hilarious and Interesting,What's on the of the NES at 2:57 above the control ports. +Literally anyone who won the tournament would've won because of RNG at several points during the tournament no matter who it was who won.,Most other important rng was rag 50/50 or 33% etc not even close to on par with book RNG. +I won because I had more pieces on the board when my king got checkmated I won because finished the test faster even though I got all the answers wrong I won because I had a lower damage percentage when I accidentally falcon kicked off the edge and died I won because I had a better hand even though I folded before the flop I won because I had more X's on the board even though you had 3 O's in a line I won because my team had a better batting average even though they all got tagged out before reaching home plate I won because I had bigger creatures on the board even though you reduced my life total to 0 I won because my team got more kills even though our throne got destroyed,The tic tac toe analogy is good because the only way they can get more X's on the board is if they cheated +"Daddy dolpan will carry fnatic, Trust me, top 8 ez",I think you mean top 1 +wait what is a roach?,It's what's left of a blunt (pot). +It's one thing to be unattractive (you can't help that) but it's another to be a dirty person. Bleh.,I approve the fuck out of this message +"Jesus privates already, what was it?",Fixed it :) Try it now. +CSI,Ah. +Well there's the whole mass genocide thing. Yea I'll go with that.,"Of course, because when Hitler ran for office, he did so on a mass genocide ticket." +Having style explained in 2 pics,"Yeah, but Obama got wet, which makes him a loser!" +Shit try being a Valet Attendant at a casino. Literally something different that makes you go WTF every single day. You wouldn't believe the things I've seen.,Story time dude. +Xbow users are like rapists they just go on even when you say no or try to stop it.,i knew there was something up with phonecats! +Bob Ross approves,And I'm going to put a spooky little tree right here. +barber: so what do you want? customer: just fuck me up fam barber: say no more,spoiler: he didn't say no more +"Back in high school, I had the exact same poster in my room w a saucer-like UFO instead. What's up, OP?","Yeah it's a refernce to X-files, from which the phrase I want to believe comesfrom." +"u r so smart, reddit really has the best philosophers ever think that a lot of people are actually real hyped to vote for clinton? and why shouldn't they be?",Lol fuck u too +"Point in case: PHP doesn't even *have* strings. What PHP calls strings are, in fact, byte arrays; the closest to a string you can get in PHP is such a byte array with utf8-aware (ish) functions acting upon it, but you're still juggling the raw byte arrays. (In a similar fashion, PHP doesn't really have arrays either, or integers for that matter... it's such a fun and rewarding language...)","By that logic, .NET and Java don't have strings either, since their strings are collections of UTF-16 codepoints." +Thanks nigga,"You are always welcome, Faggot" +Sell BCA Berry or make Sherm?,Keep BCA Berry ;) +"Sitting out, Glasgow got the start.",Wow +PS. Nosotros ya la cagamos.,Estariamos mejor con el peje! +Im waiting to see a photoshop of the top half of his body poking out the other trash can.,Now you're thinking with Portals. +It's not true. It's impossible,This is stupid. +"Doctor Lisa the worst or just exit scamming? Yea, I understand that we have holiday delays. BUT I work in the in the industry and its getting out of hand. Furthermore, She has put up over 500 orders in the last week and only one review a day to show for it. Is anyone else getting a bad feeling? Ill update if anything changes on my end.",not sure if the same person but i've ordered from a Doctor Lisa on dream and everything went fine +They totally didn't fuck that night.,"Hey, they just said they wouldn't *date* each other." +"Reminds me of a time I came across two people on the other team in competitive with the same name, but they weren't queued together. Don't remember the name specifically, I think it was something along the lines of EvilKitten because I made some joke about being scared of the other team having not one, but two evil kitties ready to assault us.",Was it DeadlyKitten because I have a friend called that and have seen a few before and it appears to be like a default suggested username. +have a little sl wallpaper i guess kk,Every time I see Baby next to the other CBPW animatronics I struggle to believe they're all shorter than her. +"no idea, he just had a 44 yard run tho",Was it called back? +Can millennials use the phone book? We put them to the test,"Having watched a 14-year-old fail to understand how a rotary phone worked in the early 2000's, I doubt their ability to figure *anything* out." +"Giuliani: 'Dead people generally vote for Democrats Kinda explains why they don't want to clear the voter roles, 2.4 million votes is quite a few","well I guess if Giuliani says it, it *must* be true" +Floating C-3PO,Oh yes there was that too +FWD##AMERICAN CHILDREN FIRST!!1!,"Yeah but fuck welfare, their parents are just fucking lazy." +CNN: Certainly Not News,Why is she not ahead 50 points? +Time in the market beats timing the market,"Yep, been long Nikkei since the 80s, all that growth...." +Good thing the world is mostly developing countries.,I can't wait to use my Tesla Autopilot on those nice Indian roads! +Whitecaps concept kit. Thoughts?,Love it +It was Politico map,Now showing Trump at 54.8 +"That depends on whether Lourlo's Maokai is still as bad as it was. For every great game he had on Naut in spring, he had an awful game on Maokai.",I'm more concerned with Reignover's inability or unwillingness to play Lee Sin. +Could Hillary's smile cost her the election?,Her body language was atrocious- basically the complete opposite of what they teach you in classes. +"Not true. Noodle dough is made with salt. But it's also not true that the bare noodles have more salt than the flavoring does. They don't even have more than half the flavoring packet does. But that means that leaving out half the flavoring doesn't reduce the sodium by 50%, because you'd have to leave out more than half the flavoring or also leave out half the noodles...","Not true, sodium is a social construct and even if it wasn't it makes men attracted to womyn who eat sodium because real men like curves" +The Fat Bald Eagle,The US isn't even in the top 10 of the most obese counties in the world. +Dallas is a good team. Hats off to them. I can't wait to spoil their season in the playoffs.,"Not to be a downer, but we aren't making the playoffs" +I'm sure a grade 5 could design better labels than those.,Possibly even labels with a consistent size. +Papa Powerbomb?,Well yea Kevin Owens talks about his son all the time so he's a Papa. +How is he the favorite when they're not even sure who's the mvp of that team,"it's betting odds...more money is probably being bet on Zeke b/c he's a Cowboy, not because he has a better chance at winning." +That's a pretty interesting job you've got there.,What's thots? +its when people realised the show has dragons and titties,"Westworld has titties and guns, just as good imo" +What is the laziest thing you have ever done?,Tried to use the force to get the TV remote +"no, he's not.","You have thoroughly convinced me, fuck his unresearched off the cuff rants." +Jesus Christ that's horrifying.,"I was sitting here having trouble pooping, but that did it for me." +"That's one of my intrusive thoughts/irrational fears, diving headfirst somewhere and my face hitting a foreign object so hard it caves in but I don't die. Just gurgle back to the surface in pain and scared and deformed for life. I don't really dive headfirst anywhere I'm not familiar with.",FTFY: I don't dive in headfirst anywhere. +Sign this to remove faithlessness elector from Texas!!!,Only a few hundred more signatures needed! +"CNN is just bad they are so slanted in helping to get Hillary elected that this has really become a corrupt election. The media used to report the facts, now they sensationalize and slant things in their favor. All Americans should be appalled as this kind of ethos is corrupt and unethical . I'm not a trump guy but the media in general has forced me to vote for him because I don't think America should be this corrupt",CNN is the Hillary Campaign's 7th largest contributor. +"People who have received Reddit Gold, what was the post that got you the Gold?",Rubbing my dick on my ceiling. +Wikileaks: Pedosta boasts about how illegal immigrants are helping Democrats win elections.,Then it should easy for you to link to it. +where do single older men hangout?,Playgrounds. +Kevin talked about the business side of things. Robert talked about how he is a crazy fun guy. I honestly saw him backing out off show.,"I think it helped that Kevin was all, I know you guys know this is the kind of business that you milk until you can't anymore, whereas Robert was trying to position himself as someone who likes investing in stupid shit." +W8 Passat,"if the check engine light isn't on, check the fuse for the check engine light" +The point of government recognizing marriage is to promote the nuclear family and the rearing of the next generation. Not to legally endorse two people officially fucking each other.,"That's fine, it would be fair then if we just re-wrote the laws to only apply to people with children then." +"Definitely reaper. Had some kid the other day, I was in a 5 man, we pick all our stuff relatively quickly, ended up needing a tank, last guy picks reaper and when we politely asked him to swap, his answer was kill yourself. He didn't say anything else the entire game. His name was like 'Nightmaster' or something.",I've actually found a lot of reaper players to be quite amicable and will switch if reaper isn't working/ doesn't fit with the team. +RU at least... which is where Fletchinder is.,"Linda is RU because of Gale Wings; Talonflame is fast, but you may as well use Guts Swellow if you want a fast/frail bird, except Swellow can actually hit hard." +"Hopefully, would be a shame if he was sleeping on the street.",you forgot the +"I had it PaPd with Dead Wire, it's so good and felt so fitting.",It just feels so right +My dad has 4 sons,How's it feel to find out your dad's got a big dick? +Tourist taking selfie smashes statue to pieces,Guards should have prevented this foolishness. +Americans adopted him; now he's facing deportation,Just because you came here ~~il~~legally doesn't mean you should get to stay. +I'm not a trump supporter but how does this garbage get upvoted while the leaks stuff gets downvoted to hell?,I know aren't risotto recipes and campaigns planning for the future not bigger stories than a candidate's supporters making people so afraid they are fleeing the country! +Do you have to win in ranked or do casual games give you for also?,pretty sure both count +b,o +Cook is a classy guy. I think he hasn't said anything yet because we're still playing our season and he doesn't want to take anything away from that.,It's goes to show that the team is more important than the individual +Weird that you weren't able to explain how...,I'm not sure I need to. +I doubt it the flash wolves despite there fumble are still a good team as is imay C9 had much tougher competition. ANX clearly is the easier opponent.,You opinions are straight up garbage jesus christ... +"League of Legends champion developer (you can thank him for Tahm Kench) loses his shit on Twitter, claims that men should never approach or talk to a woman they find attractive in public",Guess that means I never should have approached that woman checking her BG (blood sugar) in public awhile back. +What's with the high use of Flareon there?,Put in high CP flareon and train it with a vaporeon instead of putting a low CP magikarp or w/e in the gym. +"Why hasn't One Piece Anime done any cover story arcs? I have yet to read the manga from the beginning, but it seems alot of backstory is told in the cover story arcs, 2 of which i've read are enel's and jinbei's. It would be filler but it would be canon filler.. something relatively unheard of in the anime sphere.",Mainly because the buggy and guy in the chest (forgot his name) cover story adaptation had the lowest rating of the anime so they stoped doing any more after that. +"Wake up my fellow trolls, It's time you found your balls, Wake up my fellow misfits, My Hindus my Muslims my Dalits, Wake up my fellow Indians, My Jains my Sikhs my Christians, Wake up my poor both rural and urban, Wake up your sleeping brethren, They're fucking us every day, With a dildo called Bharat Mata Ki Jai !","You've rhymed Dalits with misfits, did you imply something ?" +Have someone thought of ... Huh ... I'm not sure I can say it ... \*glup* Bu - bureaucracy ?,"Please leave this subreddit and never return, that is the punishment for uttering such a sacrilegious word." +"THAT'S COOL, I WOULDN'T EXPECT CREATIVITY FROM THE STATE THE GAVE US STARBUCKS, AKA BASIC BITCH PARADISE",THEY ALSO GAVE US MICROSOFT THOUGH... +TRASH TALK THURSDAY **YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO** [Dumpster](#i/dumpster),BUTTGERSBUTTGERSBUTTGERSBUTTGERSBUTTGERSBUTTGERSBUTTGERSBUTTGERSBUTTGERSBUTTGERSBUTTGERSBUTTGERSBUTTGERSBUTTGERSBUTTGERSBUTTGERSBUTTGERSBUTTGERSBUTTGERSBUTTGERSBUTTGERSBUTTGERSBUTTGERSBUTTGERSBUTTGERSBUTTGERSBUTTGERSBUTTGERSBUTTGERSBUTTGERSBUTTGERSBUTTGERSBUTTGERSBUTTGERSBUTTGERSBUTTGERSBUTTGERSBUTTGERSBUTTGERSBUTTGERSBUTTGERSBUTTGERSBUTTGERSBUTTGERSBUTTGERSBUTTGERSBUTTGERSBUTTGERSBUTTGERSBUTTGERSBUTTGERSBUTTGERSBUTTGERSBUTTGERSBUTTGERSBUTTGERSBUTTGERSBUTTGERSBUTTGERSBUTTGERS +"Not any more, the rules changed a few months ago to all iPlayer content.","Ah, that's shitty." +"HOLY FUCKING SHIT. CNN literally just said We can't jump to conclusions. Just because he had a gun, it doesn't mean anything ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!",There's just too much to untangle +"I'm here to ski, that's it. Already extremely sick of this.",It's not like this election will determine the future of our country or anything +Servitor* all ties you mean? I don't have the right cannon for that...,Please rocket jump with a Gjallarhorn at your earliest convenience. +Chad was just a class clown for many years. He only got diva-ish toward the very end.,I think he got lumped in with TO at the time as the diva WR's but nobody came close to being TO. +Could you elaborate this? Why would anyone blaming Bali for what happened to Aceh?,"meh, the usual stuff, because bali is kafir, pusat maksiat etc etc, thus we got this disaster.... like for real..." +"Except Lubu has higher multipliers with built in lethal for priority. He will most likely remove spike buff and DQ buff ASAP or even when you need it. Not to mention, seeing how most meta units have multi hit, he will most likely hit hard after all shields are down. It's not better than karma, but he's not dead.",and that guy still hits like a truck to non void shield units even to jave and wukong +Money talks!,MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY +Christian Gamers I know this isn't really about anything regarding religion so I'm sorry about that but I was just wondering what some of your guys favorite games were. Just want to have a friendly discussion about your favorite games or what games you guys are into at the current moment! Also is anyone a fan of the new call of duty?,"Mass effect, currently into overwatch" +This is free to keep. Thank you.,!Remindme 1 day +"I was just looking back at the doppelganger stuff from earlier today. Then I was poking around some more. She looked really odd on Sunday. I don't know if it was a puffy face, or what. But seriously, go search for Clinton 9/11 memorial and look at the pictures. The ones of her (what few there are) at the ceremony and the ones when she did the little girl hug, she looks really really odd. I'm not saying it's a double, I think something's really odd with her all day. She looks very different than she did earlier.",Someone else said she wasn't wearing make-up and she hadn't done her usual hair styling. +GOD BLESS LUKE WALTON GOD BLESS D LO GOD BLESS UNCLE P GOD BLESS JULIUS RANDLE GOD BLESS MOZGOD GOD BLESS LARRY NANCE JR. GOD BLESS LOU WILLIAMS GOD BLESS INGRAM GOD BLESS CLARKSON GOD BLESS THE THROWBACK JERSEY GOD BLESS LUKE WALTON GOD BLESS THE LAKERS,"Dude, you totally forgot about Deng." +I'm on the go right now so just a quick answer but I believe studies have shown that insects offer the best source of available protein and nutrition that could be environmentally managed.,Do you think it's possible for a person to farm their supply? +"They won't learn the same lesson if you let them take it back, I know this from experience.",It must be a pleasure to participate in your casual games. +Well i thought it was Sexual opposite :/,Did you just assume my partner's gender? +Just... Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. :|,What do you do? +Hillary's plane just wants to dump their toilets there.,"You mean, her?" +"Stuck on Kali GNU/Linux Rolling kali tty1 kali login: Hey guys! I need some help, i'm trying to install Kali Linux 2016.1 on my Acer One D270-1375 (Yes... not exactly the best laptop to use on but I just want to get familiar with it) Any fixes? Problem: Stuck on Kali GNU/Linux Rolling kali tty1 kali login:and the mouse's cursor moving between up left corner of the screen and the middle. When I run it live, it works really fine. Ive been looking for fixes on the internet but none seems to work for me so far and its frustrating. And I have very slow internet speeds where I live, if youre wondering how slow... It takes approximately 3-4 minutes to download a song or 100MB takes about 1hr and 15 mins approx to download... (too lazy to do speed test)",Does the install complete without any errors? +"Hm, not looking great. I'd rather watch Survivor Series again tbh",you forgot the +There's a word for a president who ignores due process in order to clean house: a dictator. It's done in south American countries all the time. But the rule of law 'tis a silly thing!,It's funny because a benevolent dictatorship is often the best form of government you can have +One side quit cooperating and showing respect a long time ago. This is the tea party of the left. It's not going away.,As a young person it is discouraging to say the least. +"In January 2015, Marshawn Lynch said 'I'm here so I won't get fined, but he wasn't fined.",no shit +Should I disenchat... my golden soggoth?,"If you need the dust to craft something you want to play then do it, otherwise keep him, he sees some play in Warrior/Druid but not mutch." +I wish they'd just make the Wise Old Man be able to remove the useless quest items from Members quests as well :/,That would have to be polled think of all the dev time and engine work it would require +Remember if you don't vote for her she will hex you,oh and umm +Montreal mayor vows 'zero tolerance' as illegal marijuana shops open,Stupid man. +Not even a hint of a fuck given. Trust me I looked. There was none.,"Can confirm, ZERO fucks given." +Streamer lotto scam removal So it's ok for the mods to remove when big streamer scams his viewers for basically getting a free 6 link shavs. But when some random guy does it it will not get removed? nice favoritism,jealousy is real ... +"I am a better person now, or at least i feel better. it really made me feel like i was redeeming my self in a way, but that process still has a long way to go. right now i am making college arrangements and i had a friend offer me a job 3 hours after i was released. while i was doing my time (3 years) i worked on me. i worked out a lot. set goals for my release and made arrangements for those goals to be met asap.",What are some of your goals? +6 years old and likes bastion. Are you sure he isnt already in 90% of my ranked matches?,Kek +All I want from Netflix is a not interested / hide function so I don't always have to browse through hundreds of crap options I've long ago decided I'll never watch.,This sub reddit really likes netflix feature suggestions. +ITT: suprisingly less Calvin and Hobbes references than I was expecting.,Or something about missing serious tags. +What happens with reports if there is a feeder and you abandon... Someone intentionally feeding and you take an abandon for the team. Can you still report the feeder once the match ends?,YES +It's a little sickly how they suck up to him so much after his comments about WWE and their performers. I understand he said it for a reaction and he can bring in mega money but it's gotta feel like a backstab to the guys who got pissed about it.,They worked themselves into a shoot! +In 1988 Robin Williams woke up the crew of STS-26 Space Shuttle Discovery in his own inimitable way.,Wouldn't this be epic for theme of the premier episode of the new Star Trek Discovery? +"Since you know who the business is, I would contact them and insist to speak to the owner and try and make yourself aware to them and them to you and maintain a point of contact. It may help to be able to have them on your side for when things eventually screw up.",Or she's just giving some stranger her social security number. +If he eats a cockroach that's cannibalism.,He is not Turkish though +I was selling the hardwood with the forester perk and its a nice way to ensure a little money everyday in between crops.,You'd make a hell of a lot more money and save energy fishing. +The percentage definitely hasn't gone up any significant margine.,Yeah... It's not like 40% to 60% is a huge leap. +"Actually not that bad of an idea, imho",Ooh cannonballs bouncing on the whale's skin :D +GWAR covers Pet Shop Boys - West End Girls,r/procoversongs +"Titans coach Mike Mularkey told Avery Williamson to wear 9/11 cleats, says he'll pay NFL fine","Nice move for player chemistry, but you've still got to win games Mike." +Could be easily solved if they let you keep 2 stacks of the same magic instead of one.,"(or a stack of 200, where the junction bonus caps at 100... same thing though I guess)" +"Apollo 8 entered lunar orbit on Christmas Eve 1968, broadcasting pictures of the Earth and moon. Jim Lovell, one of the astronauts, said, The vast loneliness is awe-inspiring and it makes you realize just what you have back there on Earth.",to think that all the memes we've ever made come from that pale blue dot +Can confirm. Been that support way to often.,You mean the feeder? +"Ditch strength and skill and go arcane, it's OP later in the game.","Yes, because a noob would totally understand how Arcane works." +It's almost like they barely had any competition or something.,Except you could just as easily say that these guys were the best of the best of the best of the best to play on so few teams. +I wonder what app people are using that messes it up so much? Probably time to dump it.,lol the Reddit app +#WHAT TIMELINE IS THIS?,Kek's chaotic meme magic is getting out of control +"vv smol pugger, vv big peepers",all de beter to see u with :3 +Lmao Cedric got fucking stabbed by a giant scorpion and wanted Harry to win the Triwizard Tournament and also dated Harry's crush and one of the best Seekers in Hogwarts but god forbid he gets fourth place.,"Cedric Diggory: A very nice young man, always ready to help his friends and other students should they ask, an excellent wizard, very good seeker, hard learner with an extreme sense for fairness and justice, becomes a fucking Death-Eater after losing *once*." +"I get that part, but why does this exist?",Why not? +"Google's slow take over the world is too real. The shit is crazy useful in the most creepy way. Thanks for the traffic update about the route to work I never told you about. Thanks for the instant review score of the restaurant I'm currently sitting in. Thanks for reminding me of the movie I bought tickets to weeks ago. I keep telling myself I'll turn off the feature, but I just can't.",What feature is this? +anything else?,Im not too interested in increasing the collection +"Happy Holidays, grognards! It's the Sixth edition of the *Do you have a silly scenario or idea related to any Paradox game? Suggest it in the comments and I'll sketch it! thread!",The USA in Victoria 2 annexing all of Ireland from Great Britain. +A sign that says friendship...,"The friend-friend devil fruit, able to make anyone your friend no matter if you killed their parents and slaughtered their clew." +"I love almost every show on Adult Swim. I can understand why a lot of people don't like most of their shows, but it's a specific audience that they try and do reach. Don't complain about Adult Swim unless you actually regularly watch the network, so you don't ruin it for the large amount of people who like it just the way it is.","Compared to all of their old shows, everything on there now is pile of dog shit." +"I think that chart has the gist of it, but from what I've seen, people are sucking Gen 4's dick more than ever since S&M were released",That's just remake hype. +A hug and someone to tell me they care,i'll take a hug and someone telling me that it'll all work out. +"That lack of retaliation also had to do with Japan not having atomic weapons of their own. If India had a bomb at that time, Britain would have as well.",Neither did Britain in 1947 +"It's also a matter to get used to it. In TF2, if you play Spy against new players, you'll have an easy time, but if you try against much more experienced players, he'll become one of the much more useless. People need time to also take it all in and digest it.",That's why W+M1 Pyro is an actual strat +Baby and Cat have a bonding session,Lemme just rub this toxoplasma right in there. +Don't use ebon weapons. They're glitched and if you bar swap the group will lose the buff and not get it back,What this guy said. +I actually convinced a conservative WITH CHILDREN that climate change is real at work yesterday while discussing Trump. His conclusion for this was saying he'll be dead in 50 years so he'd rather have lower taxes right now. I didn't have a good reply to that. If you don't care about the world you leave your potential grandkids then... Congrats on Tuesday?,"I don't fear for myself but am terrified for my children, no only because of climate change but because of humans like the man you descibe" +Why is spy on the neighborhood watch sign?,This neighborhood spychecks! +"Not sure if you've been asked this yet, but is your buddy picking up candy from it? Looks like it's working with the distance needed to get your eggs hatched.",I think it is. +Why don't poor people just work harder?,How respectful +pashaBiceps answers! Know The Team: Who's the best at stuff in Virtus.Pro?,ahw I fucking love this guy wow. +One thing that NEEDS to be fixed Everyone hates overleveled cards.... that's why each level should have a card level cap ( e.g. Level 9 tourney standards. This would help make the game more fair and encourage wider range of decks rather than only focusing on a few decks. It would also encourage all cards to be upgraded,No. +Put on your red shoes and dance the blues...,and by blues i mean your lifeless corpse! +Junk food cravings are triggered by the mere thought of being low class,TIL Warren Buffet often feels he is low class. +She should offer him a Tic-Tac.,or thrust out her pelvis at him. +"you fucked up the one rule of TVT three times in a row. Please don't just throw out names of beers and ask what they're going for. No one really knows if you're ISO or FT. No beer has a singular value, so asking what can I get with X? will result with a million answers. What does it take to land Y? Again please help give us an idea of what you have FT or where about you're at to give an idea of locals, etc. every tuesday. never fails.",Never underestimate how hard reading can be. +Self-Described White Trash Hillbilly Nails Exactly What's Wrong with America,"Ain't no damn immigrant stole a coal job, I'll tell you that right now... Even if they did, would you really be blaming the immigrant or the people that hired them... Goes on to accurately explain that corporations chasing the green is why people get laid off from work or replaced by lower wage workers." +"Jennifer Palmieri: Friends, please remember that if you see a whopper of a Wikileaks in next two days - it's probably a fake.",The Minister of Propaganda has spoken! +As a raider i play a lot of classes with no real prefference. My main has been a sentinel so ill gear him and then slowly the rest. THere will be nothing to do in game anyway.,Uprising prog +Reminder: KOTET Livestream,I can't contain my excitement... +"37% of people voted for him (16 million) the rest voted for someone else. He gets lots of flak in the areas where he wasn't really voted well in. Filipino politics is dirty and bloody, and is confusing to many of us too",Duterte is the best argument against FPTP. +"Nope, I am an excellent server, and also have an uncanny ability to stifle my emotions. I never think about tips while doing my job, and wait until the end of the night or at least until the customer leaves the restaurant before even looking in the book because I don't want it to affect how I treat them.","Well, I would tell you that someone like you would get a nice tip from me if you serve me as you described." +If that's what you think you should go on the Bungie forums you will see that this issue has been reported more frequently since the update came out and more important how would you feel if all your friends are getting new gear and ornaments wile you just standing there with your hands tied because there is basically no support regarding this issue.,"that's because people buy more silver when there's a reason to buy it, dipshit." +"This is why I hate Respawn, they lied about the day one patch size :(",ever think it could be a typo? +"How? Her footage that went viral, shows others instigating violence on both sides of the line. She was watching the action and reporting the facts, in what world does that constitute rioting? She did a pretty balanced job considering what happened.",Occupy - bunch of rioters BLM - bunch of rioters Media that isn't bought and paid for - bunch of rioters +ur b&,o dear +This game is mocking me,The legacy of Rynhart continue. +"Taking a date to Albany, got any recommendations?",Don't. +Well lots of people hung round to be gangraped and/or mutilated in front of their families too but yes I'm aware of the high suicide rate.,hooray for ww2! +How do you get the killfeed to show up? It isnt there for me,Gameplay settings +this man have world amzing di...k hav't anyone like that,Di...k as opposed to diccck. +kek,Top mothafuckin' kek. +"Soo, the new patch for Mafia 3 is a complete fucking joke. 40 fucking FPS on low with GTX 970, I5-4690K and 12GB of RAM. What a fucking joke.","Don't quit yet, tomorrow it will be 50 FPS." +Smoking smarties. Like wtf,"*remembers American smarties aren't flat, off brand M&Ms*" +"Pretty much. (Also, maths.)","If I have really hard calc homework, can you help me out?" +"I dislike that he's the kind of guy that would suplex someone after forward progress is stopped, but I love that he'd suplex a guy after forward progress is stopped. He might not play clean, but he plays to win, rattle the opponent, and inspire his defense.",Nothing more inspiring than slamming a guy down on the back of his neck risking a huge injury. +69,nice +"i mean we're getting better. maybe just like, vinegar? cat pee?",Lava? +Time to implement affirmative action for the shorties.,I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or not but with short people being paid less on average than taller people I honestly believe there should be some form of employment/legal protection for short men and women (I think there's 1 or 2 states that already have anti-height discrimination laws in place). +"danks the animatronics are done, fully rigged and animated- prepared to be used by players, (friend's still going to polish em, tho), 40% of the features have been implemented- and the only problem we'd have (if any) would be the business part of the project.",Just get william for the business side! +keikaku means plan,and plan means no one gets left behind .. wait +"Can't really tell in this clip, but both of my teammates were alive as well. It was a myself, a reaper, and a zen, so any damage she did was healed back quickly.",Ahh alright +Ran out of ideas for rhymes. Had to pick one quick.,didnt even realise this was meant to be a rap lmao +"What are your top 3 most used eyeshadow palettes? Hello! I'm making a list of favorite eyeshadow palettes for a blog post, and I'd like some input on what people's favorite palette is. If you could please name your most used eyeshadow palette and a quick explanation, if greatly appreciate it.","ABH Master Palette by Mario, Stila Eyes of the World-Spirit, KVD Shade + Light." +"Is console ranked god select ever going to be fixed? It's not a minor bug, and it's been brought up many times before. Not once have I seen anyone from HiRez even respond to it.","Same with console reporting, it needs vast improvement, but mods keep removing the posts and so console SMITE keeps getting worse and worse :(" +BMG. You can't replace the original Grim Reaper character with scythe!,These new memes are spicy +"I got it to work, had to switch to safari. Chrome wasnt working for me",Hmm I was incognito mode so maybe that is why +The majority of voters wanted Clinton in office. Go back to supporting a climate change denier you red pill virgin.,Lolololololol +"Just welding don't teach you shit about fabbing, try to eventually be well rounded.",Please explain +Finally someone who understands the actual fucking question and can read.,"We can read, just wasn't aware it was such a serious question that needed serious results." +What is the highest number of times you have failed a test before passing it during your actuarial career?,People can fail exams and still acquire and/or maintain an actuary job? +"I'm terrified, disgusted and don't know how this is the country I live in. I'm shaking with fear","I highly doubt your shaking with fear.... And if you are, you need to get a fucking grip." +scary shit going on. squadrons of fighters keep flying by towards NYC. in Bergen county NJ. anything to do with USA running an active cyber attack against Russia? this is 6th pass in past hour. unknown if the same squadron patrolling or not,Chemtrails +Why aren't filter lands used in modern? They seem to help improve mana bases and don't seem like a bad idea? Why don't I see a lot of modern decks run them?,"The BG has used sometimes as 1-2 of in The Rock decks, but even in those deck the fast lands are better and now with all 10 of them the filters will probably see even less play They are not bad, but the turn 1 play is very important to most modern deck and the fact that they do not produce colored mana by themselves is a big downside" +"If you aint last, you're first",God bless the two party system. +"He wasnt just worse than tastosis, he was bottom tier on a list of about 20 popular casters. And yes, he only got his current status because LoL is a game people watch in great numbers, ill stand behind that 100%. Are you going to make the argument that DoA and Monte would enjoy the same degree of popularity (or even close) had they chosen to cast Smite or Heroes? Right.",better than wolf atleast DoA is funny when he has no idea whats going on. +You realize the meme war itself is winning the meme war?,"Skeltal cannot drive out the bear, only violence can do that" +"Higher fps is a competitive advantage too, but you don't see them locking it to 30fps. Not supporting 21:9 is just a lazy, dick move on their part.","The new Call of Duty multiplayer is locked to 90fps, yay equality :)" +How long will Paul Nuttall last as UKIP leader? Post predictions and offer wagers here. Tenner on three months. Fiver on a month. Quid on gone by teatime.,I think he'll last until it finally dissolves. +Brexit: Tim Farron faces Liberal Democrat revolt over Commons vote,"That's eight whole MPs, the Guinness Book of Records got more than that in a Mini." +"Neville hits Seth Rollins with the Red Arrow, almost wins the WWE Championship in the process",Ref looked like he knew (obviously he did) Rollins foot was on the rope but purposefully counted to piss off the fans and neville +The Wire. Especially the variations in the style every season.,"Well, I beg your padooooon!" +"Paradox should really use letters higher than L xD. Also, how about getting rid of the notification by making you no longer get messages for new rulers in other nations?","It's a little bit easier than checking the Disputed Succession flag every month or so, but I guess I can disable it until this guy stops dying." +"Happened to me yesterday. First legendary ever, fucking log.","Same thing here however the log carried up to 2908 and haven't dropped yet, I might be able to get into legendary very soon." +This restaurant sells a cup of whipped cream.,im totally under 10... +"Reddit, what's the most obvious lie you've said to someone that they actually believed?","That a nautical mile was as long as a rope that was a mile long, but was tied in knots the whole length of it The believer was me" +"GD: I was accepted to my first medical school this week, after approximately 2.5 years since first applying and over 3 separate application cycles (not to mention the amount of money!). It's an unbelievable feeling especially so early on in the cycle. No more stress and uncertainty! I took off work the week of the NYC meet up so maybe some sort of treat is in my future... I want to give a big shout out and thanks to all the great people here who were always in my corner, sending me luck and kind words throughout this entire process. It helped tremendously and I truly appreciate it. AOTD: no, although I really should get some topies on a couple pairs.",YEAH CONGRATS DUDE NEW SHOES TIME +When your walking your dog and someone says 'who's walking who?',Sounds like somebody's got a case of the mondays. +Pepsi used to be my favourite soda. Thank you for the heads up about what they put in their beverages.,Their secret ingredient will turn you into a cuckold! +yo whats good motherfuckers... I need a tip and i need someone to explain to me why and whos gonna win! this motherfucker down to win some money but cant win if ya cant tip the bro!,Go with the over thank me later +Lmao that's acceptable but skillzoning isn't? They're both annoying in my opinion but they're part of the game and you have to deal with them both.,Well obviously this is a pick and choose type deal. +"A bit of a tangent here, but do any of the vehicles seat multiple players? If so, how does that work in terms of who drives and stuff?",Every vehicle is only usable by 1 player currently +"Morpheus, please stop",Goddammit Barb. +"since we are actually playing well in this formation im pretty sure brahimi would have been a lot better, at least he could ruin eliseu's life","Brahimi would not have made that pass to Jota, right?" +wow i didnt even notice & im not sure how,Because Maisie Williams is in the same photo +"Hoodie guy Who was that guy that was with c9 at the imt game. He always had his hoodie up, for some reason.",that was Thinkcard +This guy needs to be more worried about thyroids than thargoids,I laughed a little too hard at this one. +I wonder who gets to decide what a fake news site is? The entire media report false or manipulated news all the time. It's standard practice.,I hope they don't ban the onion. +Not all heroes wear capes..,I'm sure the bartender also found it super hilarious and MetalTM +He was going for the other cheek but the kid moved. Also this is 4D chess. There's now a viral video of him seeming to kiss a little black girl on the lips. Great recipe to short circuit liberal brains and win him even more supporters through controversy.,Is this satire? +One is on its way here soon!,oh god bless +trump seems to obsessed on making sure that all americans are embarrassed to be americans. Perhaps part of a larger plan he worked out with Putin?,And you can make damn sure the 2020 D nominee will have to deal with an onslaught of Why are you apologizing for America bullshit just like Obama did. +"Well too be fair, Super hasn't been all that good so far. I think I'm ready to give this show up its been a ridiculously slow burn.",Are you watching the latest arc? +we're gonna fucking lose this game aren't we,yup +"Why the Cowboys should have started Romo as soon as he returned. I've had this conversation so many times in a bar stool, figured I'd run it by people that aren't drunk/football morons (Sorry, the majority of Cowboys fans ARE football morons). Exhibit A) Antonio Ramiro Romo has been playing professional football at a high level for over a decade. His most recent playoff appearances he's been FAR from the reason we've lost out (Defense, fumbling RBs...). Healthy Tony Romo is among the elite QBs in the league. Dak has been good but has his play been elite? Hell no. Exhibit B) The last rookie QB to win a superbowl was: nobody. The last rookie QB to start in a superbowl was: nobody. There is REASON for this. Not that rookies aren't good, but a veteran presence who can stay cool under the most extreme of pressure is invaluable. Tony has shown he can do that. Dak has not yet shown that. Exhibit C) In my opinion, the most important thing to note is that we should have started Romo right away to avoid this exact situation. If you benched Dak for Romo then and told him you've done amazingly, and we look forward to you being the starter in the future, you build his confidence... But now that he's struggled, we can't bench him without it seeming like it's because he's performed poorly. The Broncos started Peyton in the playoffs even though his noodle arm was on full display. They won the superbowl. Why Jerry/Jason/Linehan feel they can somehow beat the odds of a rookie winning in the playoffs is beyond me. In closing, I wish our FO had some testicles to make the hard choices when it's appropriate than making the easy choices when it sucks.",delicious +*soon...*,One or two more encounters and Norman will have enough OBJ hairs to complete his doll. +!!!!!!! LITERALLY MOM!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!! I really love these ideas!!! I really love the facial recognition and the heating up for max comfort!! So cute!!,I'm glad you like her! +Classic movie: They all smoke like chimneys. Modern movie: What's a cigarette?,Big Lebowski +"Pack it up boys, there's nothing left here for us. Now I just need to get my rope back from my neighbor. He never did return my call.","quick, go over and fuck him while his body is still warm!" +Whenever I dodge or flip into it I miss.,"Try changing your timing with your dodge and flip, also expirement with holding air roll while performing your flips." +Huh I thought SBAF was a bastion for headfi haters/frugal audiophiles Then I see the chord dave there...,"Tons of high end audio at the meet yesterday, There were also a few things I didn't shoot, Not very many low end offerings besides a few 650s and 400i" +"True confession: Everyone in my company was so convinced I had too much work and was too busy, they handed off my RMR projects to someone else and hired me an assistant. Yet I'm the only one who actually works less than 50 hours a week. Sometimes I have to act busy to finish up 8 hours.",Maybe they just thought you were THAT incompetent +Invisible Kotl nuke Can the invisible Kotl blasts be looked into? I can't juke what I can't see.,Stop trying to make the game casual! +"What about just wanting a skin that gives some new particles. Screw ultimate skins, that's all I hope for :'(",well poor morde i guess +"But they asked what your paying preferences were, they didn't assume anything. However they did only give you two options.",Paying preferences is a gradient! +"What is the best Christmas movie ever made? It's December, and to get into the holiday spirit, I thought I would ask what you guys think the best Christmas movie ever made is? I have a few favorites, but in the end, I'd have to go with Die Hard. It's got Bruce Willis, evil Alan Rickman, badass action and some of the most quotable movie lines ever. What are your favorites?","Everyone has already recommended the most popular and obvious ones, so I'm gonna say *Arthur Clause*." +The problems weren't passive. The way you were dealing with those problems was.,The way I fake-dealt with the fake problems? +"Also, despite what men seem to think, women also enjoy sex and the chances of making most women actually stop having sex with their men is super low and would be equally punishing to them.","I imagine sex back then for women was even worse than it is now, considering it seems to be a new phenomenon that the average man is aware of the clitoris" +on cbc,Rivalry Wednesday +Six.It's called 3 on the SNES.,"Then the GBA version, it has extra content and some things fixed from the original game if I remember right." +Guitar savior!,Bet you wouldn't see them do that about Islam! +(btw i know its champloo i just named him that for the gag),I appreciate you +The only way hardforks can work.,"Yup I've been thinking about this a lot, hardcode an activation date 2+ years into the future, and require 95% miners support... or perhaps even 100%." +:D thanks!,Sam Bell is the name of the main character in the film Moon. +Some people place ethics higher than convenience. That's the whole point.,TRUE +"This bottle of Whup Ass, 99% from Aldrich, randomly showed up in my lab. Any thoughts on what this is from?",It's Roy D. Mercer in a bottle! +"Weekly Wind Down Welcome to the weekly wind down! This is the place to talk about all of the action from games this week, share tailgating stories or discuss the most recent polls. This thread should be kept relatively calm, there is no need to get into heated arguments on a Sunday afternoon! *Feel free to make sidebar photo suggestions or share funny tweets - these dedicated threads will no longer be put up this season!*",Did you know Jake Bentley is really a freshman in high school? +"Give me requests, but try to keep them a bit serious! I'll be using them as warmups/inbetweens today and tomorrow :)",Withered Freddy standing in a hallway creepily. +"I dunno, it's got some issues: too big, too scarce, too much of a pain in the ass. I've only seen a handful of them done so far.",I see a lot of people swapping them into Foxbodies and Sn-95 (in the SN the motor bolts into the stock mounting location and fits perfectly) +Probably the ram. Try the sticks in different slots.,"It's my hard drive, going to get a new one tomorrow." +*Are you part of the government? Cause I want you to fuck me.*,nice +Who falls for this kind of thing?,Well coffee does make me poo +How is it relevant? Did they include something about albino redwoods?,"Yep, featured a passage on albino redwoods." +Rush is German?,"Rush is the lovechild of Sneaky, Jensen and Faker" +So that explains why Mexico is so violent.,That's actually because all the taco vendors are leaving and coming here. +Titty drop attempt,How old are you? +"Discussion for all: patterns among alpha men... is it wrong to date girls with no long term intentions.. I see good debate on this subreddit and I enjoy reading it. &nbsp; The pattern I see with successful/alpha guys I know is that they are serial monogamists. They have one relationship after another with hot women. What bothers me about this pattern (and thus prevents me from doing it myself) is that I know these guys have 0 long term intentions with these women. They don't say this explicitly to these girls, and in fact I think they somewhat imply the opposite. In fact, they may themselves believe the opposite, but most of the time it's 2 or 3 months and they're onto the next one. On the other hand, I know these girls know this, and I generally think women are more socially intelligent than men, so they must understand this pattern with the idea that they can lock down this guy if they are cool enough. &nbsp; 1st question: is it okay to continue seeing a girl you have 0 intention of dating long term with 0 implication you don't want a long term relationship?? &nbsp; One of the issues I have with these alpha guys I know is that they are generally stupid, and don't think long term. So it's genuinely possible they delude themselves into believing this girl could be the one in the moment, but decide on some ridiculous reason for dumping her for the next chick 2 months later. So should I be punished for knowing this girl doesn't fit into a long term vision of my life? Like, deep down I know I would never see this girl longer than a few months, but I want to continue seeing her for sex. I struggle with this in the sense that I am picky for a long term relationship, but want a short term, sexual relationship. I feel like if I communicate this explicitly, the woman will not be down, but if I don't say anything and imply that I want something more, I can play the serial monogamist game that the alpha guys I know do. &nbsp; 2nd question: is it a learned pattern among alpha, serial monogamists to delude themselves into believing every hot girl they date could be the one, but then become extremely picky 2-3 months down the road in order to maximize sexual experiences/variety?? If so, is this immoral??","In defense of alpha guys, it is hard to form long term relationships if you are in and out of prison all the time." +"Racist, liberal crowd boos a black man on stage because of his political views.",Ah yes Breitbart isn't biased at all. +just has to have anime profile picture doesn't it?,What I was thinking lmao +Hell yeah it's gonna be awesome.,Go Green! +"Not to mention 5 year olds are weird even in the best and healthiest of circumstances. My daughter was sitting out on the porch when she was 5 years old. She was mixing bubbles and dirt and chalk dust and grass. I asked her what she was doing. She said, I'm making poison to kill Wubzy before he kills me. She's now a perfectly normal 13 year old.","Is Wubzy a real person, or some kind of imaginary enemy?" +AMAZING! #HilllaryForPrison IS TRENDING ON TWITTER! THEY CAN'T STOP IT!!,Until they stop it +Nothing is wrong with our strategy. That's what I heard there.,We're not winning the one on ones! +"First off, the item quality is huge. With divines, it is a 5% difference in mundus effects per piece from white to gold. After that, the static weapon damage gain from hundings will always be there, while your have to roll to proc senches bite. The weapon damage boosts both your heals (from vigor) and your damage output.","So let me see if I got this, when you create each Hundings piece they initially are white gear, and then you improve the pieces over time to make them gold gear?" +Why are liberals so stupid ?,Because they're too PC and ruinin my America and if you don't agree with how I think I'm gonna ban you and build a wall! +what are two words that describe you?,creative holocaust +David Pepper on Twitter: the Ohio GOP passed a law forbidding counties from providing more than one early vote location. This is intentional,"If one location is enough for a conservative rural county with 10,000 people, it's enough for a liberal urban county with 1,000,000 people." +They should stack up to a max of 3,But I still have my 3 :/ +"We think you've changed, Bone",We know best +Dognest no change in major q. if they have such strugle against tier 2 and 3,"They just had lekr0 back , less than a week before it started, wtf are u want dude ?" +Aventuras,act ou pass? +"NO OTHER DRIVER HAD THE SAME ISSUES AS LEWIS ON HIS MERC. EXCEPT NICO, ON HIS MERC.",WE EVEN HEARD ABOUT BRAKING ISSUES OF NICO FIRST BUT OF COURSE THEY HAD TO PRETEND HAMILTON HAD ISSUES AS WELL +Gringo: the life of John mcafee,He shows people were paid off in Belize to say shit about him +What is an employee break room no-no?,"Kicking your co-worker in the face, fucking Jerry." +That climate change is real.,Well I believe it isn't because I don't trust these facts so it's clearly false. +Why are you so mad Bront,Why do you keep spelling brunt's name wrong? +Our Game Snowday Now Available on Steam!,How many multiplayer maps are available at start? +"Elixir pump is a liability Every single time I place one, it gets poisoned, blown up, or excavated. Yes it can get you an elixir advantage, but it is just target practice most of the time. Taking it out will take some time to get used to, but this is my first day playing without it in a month and I am already within 40 trophies of my best (2831).","Have had this problem since builders workshop, just use cycle decks now." +HLTV ranking update 12/12/2016,HLTV rankings strikes again. +All are counter clockwise except one,Except you got cinnamon buns :/ +palm leak,My palms are leaking! +My vegan fudd uncle is having a hell of a season,"That's way over the bag limit, hope the GW isn't nearby." +MY KITCHEN RULES MASTERCHEF HOTPLATE BACHELORETTE: KITCHEN DATE CHALLENGE HOT GUYS ON A PLATE THAT YOU CAN MARRY AND THE GUYS ARE MASTERCHEFS LET'S MAKING COOKING EVEN MORE STRESSFUL BY TURNING IT INTO A COMPETITION MY MASTER PLATE RULES AND LOTS MORE ADS FOR SUPERMARKETS,DANCING WITH THE MASTER CHEF HOME RENOVATION PROPERTY MILLIONAIRE. +Very well said! Here have an arrow,And my ax! +"Hero descriptions for new players from OW When I started playing lol, it was tough coordinating with my friends since I didn't know all the champions by names. To help me along, they started calling them out by their in game appearance instead of name. How would you call out an enemy hero to a new player so they know what you mean?",If you ping an enemy hero directly with a danger/assistance ping the ping will hover over them for a bit. +Too many radii for Volvo.,Except that's a Volvo C303... +"Flair this as a joke, people aren't very happy!",Done and done. +"I'm not OP, but after reading the court proceedings and the evidence presented, it's pretty clear that the tribal representative between the tribe and the pipeline owners was incompetent in their job and fucked up pretty badly.",That's never happened before in the history of the United States. +Siege of the Citadel by Stefan Kopinski,"This is another Warhammer thing, isn't it?" +FIX THE MEI GLITCH IS 3V3! My favorite game mode has now become my least favorite game mode. I'm sure I'm not alone. I'm also sure this has been posted before but I just played 3 rounds in a row with Mei farting out icicles from a wall and I'm too pissed off to check! Blizzard please fix asap!,Stop playing 3v3 for like a week and then it will be fine now stop crying +"I was ALWAYS team Logan until the revival, can't believe they have turned me to the dark side. I am now on Team Jess!",You were never Team Logan if you have up so easily. +What is obviously true but many deny it?,How the fuck I've got the ugliest motherfucker on the planet to procreate with his ugly wife and make Shrek IRL is beyond me. +Thanks for letting us use your car as a fuck shack!,"Well, thanks for letting me use your wife, Jimmy." +They are. I've been riding for over 30 years and haven't died yet.,"keep that gopro recording, dad." +Now it's even more cool!,Because of the super soaker stock ;) +surf_tempest,good map good bonuses +"That fucking summary of the election, if you can call it that, actually made me want to smash something",Glass ceilings are super important bruv +Lions release Thanksgiving game hype video with Dan Miller radio calls,Dan Miller is a god damn national trasure. +"So, GOP?","No, obviously Hillary!" +I would love to have him as a mirage.... but if it takes any longer i will get platin without him...,"Not a mirage, but he is available as a champion if you pre-ordered." +What's something embarrassingly simple that you just can't seem to do correctly?,I can't remember how many days in each month. +Vantage point A head that can rotate Eyes on the front of aforementioned head I feel like he had all the tools necessary to avoid this,Driver saved the yellow car the guy was going to hit. +I bet Cruz only did it because Priebus threatened to excommunicate anyone in the GOP who didn't support their nominee.,"It's hilarious that RP has put his foot down, because I always thought of him as more of a pragmatist/rational guy." +Trump's foreign business interests: 144 companies in 25 countries,*That we know of +The Commander in Cuck here is as thin skinned as a 13 year old girl.,Did you just assume its identity? +Anyone here know why it strikes that area that much specifically?,"Global warming, obv." +what am i watching,It's all just phenomenal defense +There's a certain segment of the country that thinks that a civil war is a good idea and wish it would come so they'd finally have a use for their personal arsenals.,The funny thing is that the army that they so love to over-fund would squash them in a matter of minutes. +... ... ... ... I forgot that. I FORGOT THAT ALTERA IS THE GENOCIDE BUTTON DAMMIT !! I ONLY ACKNOWLEDGE THE OUTCOME OF TAMAMO AND TRUE ENDING. Don't you dare show me her getting Teardrop Photon Ray'd or I will break you ... like a kit kat bar.,awwww he is in denial +"Srs tho, Comey could be making 7-8 figures on K-Street and instead he's got a shitty, thankless job where half his underlings are actively trying to undermine him.",I do ever so wonder how he could have prevented that last part. +"Taco Bell is coming to my town, what should I try first? Or should I get one of everything? Also, I know its a bit rubbish but its an American institution I have been waiting so long to try!",Taco supremes are my favorite. +"(CWC Spoilers) Potential Value of the Winner First of all, congratulations to TJ Perkins for overcoming the odds last night and becoming the first Cruiserweight Champion as well as winning the CWC. All the men involved put on such a good show (except maybe Ho Ho Lun and that guy with the flat top) My main point here is that TJP opens the door for a new market that the WWE might have not had before, or at least not had in spades. Think about Manny Pacquiao for a second. He single handedly brought droves of Filipino viewers in to boxing matches and he's pretty much a God in the Phillipines. With TJ embracing that side of him, I believe it will draw in the masses of Filipino audiences that the WWE may have not had before. It's clear that he's already a star and with the marketing machine of the WWE at his back, they could really capture a significant fanbase. And unlike Batista, TJ embraces his heritage and brings it honor (not to say Batista wasn't honorable. His heritage just wasn't a facet of his character) I'm not trying to speak for Filipinos but in the Navy I was friends with a ton of them and out here in SD there's a large community as well and if there's one thing I know, it's that they get behind their own and are proud of their culture. I'm excited to see what TJ does and I know that he's sure to be a star.","I mean, therr is marketing potential here, but at the same time people are poor as fuck, and the potential profits aren't as large as sucking up to say, the uk or Germany would be." +The GOP still thinks global warming is a valid point of contention and that issue is 99:1 from the experts.,Science Schmience +"A vaguely serious question related to a meme on this sub. Does anyone actually *like* sausage rolls? I mean, if you were on death row getting your last meal or whatever, would anyone's choice involve sausage rolls? I've eaten them. I'll continue to eat them when I feel like hot food and the options are whatever can be dinged in garage/corner shop. Outside of that *very* limited choice scenario I'd never eat a sausage roll, ever. Do folks actually, y'know choose them before other food options?",I love an owl sausageroll bap if I do say so myself +What's the best torture you can think of that DOESNT involve pain?,Candyland. +"LMAO yes total collapse, we have no natural resources or technical expertise and our population is dwindling down to nothing. If only we could have a modern economy like Russia lmfao",You have absolutely no idea how the US and global economy works do you? +I never said they don't get accused. I just said that there are artists out there that are labeled lyrical and refuse to use writers out of artistic integrity. Anyone can be accused of anything.,Ah I misunderstood +Brutalize me with creative hatred.,This picture should be used for a graphic ad campaign on dangers of ice addiction. +"Don't ask me, still trying to figure out what jiggy is",I think jiggy is a kind of mocka-raina or gungnumb. +"Molyneux is Nazi now, we converted him.","...say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos." +The biggest issue with it in any game is it's extremely difficult to prove regardless how obvious it is.,"Correlation between their previous unranked matches and their ranked matches should be clear enough, when they are 0-26-0 in unranked, then go into ranked with 26-1-12 there is a serious problem." +Only millions of black people? What about the white people like me who probably won't be able to afford to buy property for decades while I pay off my college debt?,You're not forgotten +Mandela Foundation 'objects misuse of legacy' in LNP members' anti-same-sex marriage campaign,It's bad now but I'm sure it will all calm down once the plebiscite is a go and federal government funding becomes available. +Ok ive never been homeless but im pretty confident i could find a better place to sleep,Step 1: Don't be homeless in a place where it snows. +"Many cities yes, richer cities and poorer cities",But you have to have been to EVERY one to get a good enough sampling. +What the fuck did I just watch,The creepily long smiles are so they can blur their faces and put the drug logo over it while a lady talks in a soothing voice about suicidal thoughts and mild intestinal hemorrhaging +Doesn't feel like an assassin imo.,"Got buffed, hes ap champ now." +IS THAT MY HAT!!!,"I know what your thinking, and I know it looks bad..." +Dark souls 3 has consistently good bosses.,"Demon's souls had some really creative bosses, some were good, some were horrible, however I find that the total level of bosses was surprisingly good Ds1 only really had one good boss which was o&s the rest were tedious and annoying with obviously a couple of exception Ds2 had no amazing bosses a few decent ones but not really anything interesting but at least the game doesn't have bed of choas level of bad bosses Bloodborne probably stands as the champion in terms of bosses, gascoigne, blood starved beast, gehrman just put everything ds3 has to shame Ds3 bosses are pretty good.... but god damn they are embarrassingly easy compared to bloodborne..if they were harder than they could easily take the cake, but unfortunately, they aren't Note that I only compared base games and no dlcs, that's because des had no dlcs and it wouldn't be fair for the game" +"Good game billsbros! You guys really played us close and gave us a scare there! Y'all have a lot of young talent and boy, that Tyrod Taylor sure looked good! Y'all sure will be scary next year!",Do you just have the template to this memorized? +This guest room alarm clock has outlets on it.,Color coded.. Wonder if that means anything like amperage output or something along those lines +He's Gambit though.,Didn't that project collapse? +"I was looking for the right comment to reply to to ask this but, as a k70 RGB owner and a recent TKL convert, I REALLY want to know if there will ever be a k65 RGB with mx blues/browns?",All depends on demand. +"Well okay then, if i have followed everything you've said correctly the label of being an Indian is totally irrelevant&trivial.","No, my label of Indian doesn't depend on where someone's forefather was born." +First things first.,Does it change the texture or look of the shoes at all? +"Charlie Kelly: Ohhhhhhhh shit! Look at that door, dude. See that door there? The one marked Pirate? You think a pirate lives in there? Dennis Reynolds: I see a door marked Private. Is that the door you're talking about?",The bloopers for this scene are just as funny lol +What are you still hung up on about your ex?,The ceiling fan +"This looks like more of an imgur bug than a firefox bug. It's applying some broken stylesheets to the gif, probably treating it as a gifv (webm or mp4)","Yea, but it works in chrome and IE." +Marketing was awful plus it's only October. If this movie gets nominations it will make tons of money from December to February. Even with the controversy it would be impossible for it to not get some nominations after last year's fiasco. This movie has been a lock for appeasing the Oscars so white people. No one goes to see gritty drama period pieces until they get nominations. American Sniper had the perfect release date because it opened wide after nominations came out.,They pulled the marketing +"I have a throbbing boner for rockstar games and everything they put out. Been playing watchdogs 2 and while it is a great game in its own regard, it doesn't even compare to the physics and motion of gtav, or even gta4. How R* pulled it off i just dont understand","It's a dense recipe, the ingredients of which are: - boldness - enormous team of smart, creative people - unlimited development period - bottomless budget - confidence and swagger from past success, which feeds the boldness" +Spam rmb f in normal stance xD,"we can already do that with HM Z, but I think to have it during soul burn would be a good buff Awakened Sunder and Awakened Blade Echo both are very lackluster atm" +It's more like explaining a fish what wet is,Holy shit that's a far better analogy. +To who you want to say 'I love you' but you don't and why?,"My dad, I don't talk to him enough because of who he is as a person." +"Cristiano has the right to miss, says Alvaro Morata.",Man regardless of who start with bale and ronaldo I think its clear now that bringing back Morata and keeping him was a fantastic move. +"Recommendation: put on the guns/armor you want to use before RoI goes live, lest API support goes down again Friendly reminder that it would be wise to put whatever weapons and armor on your first character you would want to have on you, on you, such that if DIM/IC/etc. go down at launch (and they likely will) you're not boned having to go through the tower/vault. This can also include engrams if you intend to decode right away.",Every time we get an update to the API and the apps go down I feel like I'm liking in the damn Stone Age. +"A Question About Bonds If i activate a bond on rs3, do i only get 14 days of membership on rs3 or do i also get it on osrs? And does it work the other way around?",Both +"Yeah, Portuguese has a whole bunch of these. Our word for car, *kereta* is somewhat related to their word for chariot/cart, *carreta*. Our word for wheel comes from them too. Kemeja is derived from *camisa*. And so on. Pretty neat. I also realized fairly recently that *cawan* is literally Chinese for tea bowl. Heh.","well we were for a time vassal of the Portuguese..... now if we look even further, Portuguese is a derivative of Latin, so in way we have ancient Roman words too" +Preferred series box As the title states I was wondering what everyone's favorite series box mods are besides the noisy cricket. I've been eyeing the piglet and the pangolin but was wondering if there were any others out there. Thanks!,What's your budget? +each other,Would it not be one another? +Is it dangerous to compile arbitrary C?,Yes. +Trump peddles $149 MAGA Christmas ornament,Do they have any MAGA Menorahs? +Not sure she should be wearing white,Ads on mobile. +"From my perspective, the Jedi are evil!",~~perspective~~ *Point of View* FTFY +"Ordered some clothing a few months back. When I woke up the day I was expecting delivery I checked the online tracker. Said it was delivered. So I checked all around my house thinking a flat-mate had signed for it while I was asleep. Couldnt find it. Checked the letterbox. Nope. Went back and checked the online tracking page. The signature was John written in print. I don't know any John that would be at my house signing for packages. Call up Courierpost, they tell me that they'll call the driver and ring me back. A few hours later, I get sick of waiting and call back. They tell me the driver left it in my letterbox. I tell them it's not there. After many phone calls, and a lot of time waiting for them to ring their driver, it turns out that he had knocked and got no response, but he saw that the letter box was a security letterbox with a lock. So he signed for it himself and left it in the letterbox. The only issue was he was at the wrong house, and after he realized he had to wait for the people at the house to get home so they could unlock the letterbox for him. I was less than pleased.",Was the driver called John? +"Oh whoops, google had it set to 100g",Disappointed? +Who is he talking to?,"I didn't watch the stream, but probably his girlfriend" +Does Gabe spend the entire Steam budget on pizza or what?,Certainly not spending enough on infrastructure... +I don't think you realize how good of a thing we've got going.,I don't think you realize that even good teams have to improve. +2meirl4meirl,This one isn't funny at all. +Niantic should dramatically increase the number of ghost and psychic pokemon on Halloween.,For Halloween they should change the pokemon go theme to a remixed Lavender town theme +What civil disobedience is that rich daddy's boy gonna get up to? Calling people rude names on Twitter?,"Given the strains of pacifism/non-violence ideologues like McIntosh tend to pay lip service to, wouldn't be surprised if they try to at hope on the protest bandwagon and delegate the actual violence to paid shills if not mercs." +Share if you agree,One share = 20 upvotes +who do you suggest I replace Son with?,Herrera +The cap is for refugees not for immigrants.,"Differentiating between the two is the main issue, since many of them seem to seize the opportunity to kill one bird with one stone and apply for refugee status to a rich and more accommodating country (like Germany)." +Wth when did porn get so HD,r/60fpsporn +"We are a culture, not a costume.",I dont get it i guess... +brannimal companion,Brann's bronze Bird? +"What? FUCK. I graduated highschool in 1995. Goddammit, now my night is ruined. THANKS",Get out of here gramps +"Why so little love for Max Damage? The game is out and nobody talks about it. None of my friends knew there is a new Carmageddon game. Haven't played more than a couple of hours, but so far the game is fantastic: it's what Reincarnation should have been. Framerate is smooth as butter, controls are tight, there's a lot of content... Okay, loading screens are a bit long, and online is empty, which is a shame... But the game is good and unique, the price is fair... It deserves much more love. :(",I didn't know about the game ... and now I'm sad I don't have a recent PC that would be able to run it. +"I think you underestimate the available choice. I am currently on a budget of 150 000 to find something in brussels around 60-80 sq meters with one bedroom. I have little effort in finding matches inside Brussels, one I absolutely love in the European district though KI is, of course high. I would pay more taxes on it then my parents pay on their place in Herenthout which is even bigger. So yeah, not happy about that fact.",Not everyone is single or a childless couple. +and MLG columbus?,they beat fnatic to get their seeding who were heavy favorites to win the whole thing. +How can we stand up for change when everyone is afraid of the backlash and black listing tha will occur if we so much as stand against HM,The **irony** in the governance itself alone is what makes us afraid to stand against the HM's government. +Alabama doubles Kiffin's salary to $1.4 million this season,If his offense leads us to 3 of 3 College Football Playoff appearances I say he'll deserve another raise for next season. +Why can't people take pictures that are even with the ground?,Action shot +Another thing that's dumb is if they just would have loaded the 30 games and made it able to take cartridges it probably wouldn't have cost them much more and they'd prolly sell a shit ton more.,You're just asking them to re-release the NES at that point and since one of the big criticisms of Nintendo is that they keep releasing the same shit over and over I don't think that would've gone down *too* well. +I bet his car has normal doors.,That guy doesn't fuck. +Nomura initially designed the whole game but they scrapped all that. It's possible he designed this guy too but I doubt it your probably right,Jesus they might as well have just gone with it and made the changes into the next game. +here is my pomodoro clock. please review..,A couple bugs but overall I like it How long have you been coding for ? +The marriage equality plebiscite has been formally defeated in the Senate,Malcolm continues to show the electorate how exciting it is to be an Australian... +and the whole nuclear waste thing...,"I chose not to comment on the caesium radation thing because that's a whole different can of worms, but yeah the place is also radioactive." +Let's not forget that Tuesday night sowed the seeds for Undertakers long and storied rivalry with James Ellsworth. I would pay serious amounts of money to see that.,I'd pay money to watch Taker bury Ellsworth too... Literally.... +"Well it's not a current guy in the company, but Alex Riley randomly came back one week to essentially no reaction. I secretly was always a mark for Riley but him coming back with so much emotion and passion while the Full Sail crowd couldn't care less was a bit interesting.",There's some people who play a jerk.. and you love to hate... Then there's people like Riley who you genuinely feel is probably a complete dickhead in real life.. +"I'm not. My parents back then went into rants about such things as how Bill was making it so if a person got on welfare then their kids, grandkids and great grandkids were set for life. Now imagine them twenty years older and after a decade of Fox News. That's just my parents. Many of my other relatives aren't much better. My brother considers Drudge balanced or even a little liberal.",Enjoy Thanksgiving! +"You're wrong and have no first hand experience of playing on PC so if I were you I'd not pipe up unless you actually know what it's like. I can tell you 100% for sure you NEVER struggle to play a game not against a cheater, you will just come across like 1 person in every ~150 which I mean, sure I'll take the free couple hundred coins with no cost.",Your experience is different than mine mate. +That sounds technically interesting. I assume payment in cash? Since the majority of this market wouldn't have credit card,Payment in pulsa ( a lot of african countries and India has this 'mobile cash' thing) +"It's sad to see smart leaders have to go because the common people don't understand the issues we face. Do people think no more Wynne will mean no more expensive hydro, and that ending our transit initiatives and just building more highways or something is going to work better? Oh well, bring on the next scapegoat. Just please let me graduate before Patrick Brown decides post secondary education should be completely unsubsidized and uni tuition becomes $25k a year.",Undergraduate University tuition for some is already that amount in Ontario. +fivethirtyeight Has us basically tied with washington to win the Division,We are only favorites in 5 games though. +Things less controversial than the Prescott/Romo debate,Black Lives Matter protests diff --git a/chunk72.csv b/chunk72.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d8e53b8e8e5ef6848d498b21d1242f9d956d2359 --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk72.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1667 @@ +Input,Output +"From the Air, Environmentalists Record Flooded Farms",Interactive map with photo's of the flooded farms and their proximity to water supply. +McCrory joins GOP governors in Orlando,You would think that with all this hand-wringing and verbal volley about his contested election that Patty wouldn't have time or the energy to go to Orlando. +North Korelina is Best Korelina,Sweet and sour pulled pork! +"I do understand and am aware how deductibles work and how easily costs can run into the thousands... and I've even been unemployed. The reasons why I have health insurance and make pains paying it despite going up each year. You are making all these assumptions to paint a picture of me that isn't real. As for karma, I do not believe you understand how it works... first you have to believe in it.",Jesus take the wheel. +"Gaijin, pls... Boeing B-47 Stratojet",handley page victor plis +"Why would CTR pay for people to post, when people are more than willing to post for free? CTR doesn't pay anyone to post you idiot.",you forgot your +Me too. I'd be spiritual if I could so I can have faith that this evil will be purged.,"Went like this for me, bro: - thought an omniscient being beyond human comprehension was irrational Then - realized the alternative was the belief that an infinitely dense cluster of matter randomly decided to expand infinitely, arranging itself in a manner that follows rules (contradicting any randomness) and that eventually gives way to gaseous matter that turns into life which, through neo-darwinian evolution, somehow turns into an ape that eats psylocybin mushrooms and develops sentience... Somehow after truly considering the beliefs science hands us, it seems that whichever solution is accepted requires a greater form in order to create the result." +"Live Discussion (November 12, 2016) (Dave Chappelle / A Tribe Called Quest) Welcome to our *SNL* **live discussion** thread! This week's host is Dave Chappelle, and the musical guest is A Tribe Called Quest. For those new to the show, tune into your local NBC affiliate from around 11:30 PM to follow this episode live. A quick recommendation to mention the sketch you're referring to in your comment. It's not a hard and fast rule, but it does make the thread more readable after the show finishes. Since this thread is likely to fill up quickly, consider sorting the comments by new (instead of best or top) to see the newest posts. This should be automatically done, but it might not be so maybe check. Enjoy the show!",Goddamn this SNL lineup couldn't have been better for the current atmosphere +what a tool,"Well the book was published in 2006, so we're talking about immature Randy Orton here." +This is common knowledge. You don't ever play with friends and exchanges jokes?,What is this Friends of which you speak? +A Nintendo game so bad it actually went on sale.,Shots fired +"It's OP, but for everyone's sake don't buy it if you have no clue on how to play properly a CV",Not like Cvs are hard lol. +"Also, good on Scott for being strong enough to admit he needs to give himself a break. As someone who battled depression and anxiety, it means a lot when people I look up to recognise their mental illnesses and don't just squirrel it away like I felt I was supposed to...",Right on. +"In common sense land, states rights are a right wing buzzword that has zero basis in reality. There have been amendments past the tenth, much to the chagrin of confederate wannabes.",You are literally arguing with a definition. +"My Favorite review, I had to call customer service to find out that the monitor is not compatible with Windows 10",Damn Microsoft making all these OS that only support specific monitors! +True love doesn't exist. Neither does God.,Literally everyone is cringe here +"Before awkakening its a bit meh, but after you;re a SUPER AWESOME FLYING NINJA CANNON MAN",And your 100%is literally Wario +Wikileaks founder Julian Assange to be questioned over rape allegations,Spectacular timing. +My KIA dealer is performing demonic sacrifices...,I bet that they have 666 mbps download speeds. +How can anyone read this and think that we AREN'T the villains in this story?,"Well we fight for (((them))), that should make us the good goys right?" +"I'm not saying it was, but a fucking 260lb+ grown ass offensive lineman should probably be able to handle their shit. Nobody knows the full situation. News stories of adults getting bullied don't happen all that often, because plenty of adults just don't let that shit happen to them.",Google victim blaming +Haha don't be stupid Hillary isn't going to win obviously most of America are voting trump xd,Yes because the election is really decided by the popular vote in America. +"An AWP compilation I made, looking for feedback on general editing -",Nice work +Lol the air force. Where everyone is a pilot.,Aviation in general: where everyone is either a pilot or works in the tower. +He was sexting a 15 year old.,But did he *intend* to? +Girls fighting in public with no panties on.,*Zooms in on vagina* +"Solar-powered Pipe desalinates 1.5 billion gallons of drinking water a year for California - The machine can generate 10,000 MWh each year and additionally turn 4.5 billion liters (or 1.5 billion gallons) of salt water into drinking water in that time.","If implemented, this could really drive down the price of salt." +"Thank you, I try to be a voice of reason","You're not trying very hard, because you're failing miserably at that." +What's a terrible piece of advice that everyone loves giving?,There's always more fish in the sea +Yeah it rejected my first one calm down,Rejected your first one for a reason.... This video has been re posted all day +Mate I went to Nick's website and clicked on his policies...No. Indigenous Australian are fucked because of too much welfare they need less not more. Climate change isn't happening. Gays are happy here they don't need to divorce as well. Where's my right to self defense back? Chkchk boom. I want a candidate that puts me first not everyone else.,I never said Nick was perfect but he is more convictions based compared to Trump but his policies are centre-left not centre-right. +No,No you're a... Ahhhh clever. +Finally an II!!,tfw similar comment section +"Dez had one of the worst game I've seen him play. He wasn't running out routes and seemed like he didn't want to be out there. Janoris Jenkins is a very good corner, but, a lot of the mistakes were made because of Dez, not the coverage. That interception deep, while not Dez's fault, Dez clearly took that play off once he got 15-20 downfield. It was a bad throw, but, at least if Dez had run it out, he might have been in the area. The fumble is 100% unacceptable. That is 100% on Dez.","One of the worst games of his career, two turnovers were his fault and another one you could arguably say as well, depending on if he failed to run his route correctly or Dak just straight overthrew him." +What's my favorite food?,PB&J +Is it acceptable to climb aboard the Christine Michael hype train again?,I'd say its acceptable to climb aboard the train for this week only. +"This also includes Joe Biden. So after today, Mason would've hosted the Democratic nominee and vice president nominee, and the Republican VP nominee in the past year. And that's not including Sanders, Kasich, Obama, and Michelle. It seems we have a politician here every week.","Well it makes sense, seeing as how we're technically less than 20 miles from the 200 year old mansion they all want to be stuck in." +We should make a post for everyone at worlds.... Good analyst though,^^^^Even ^^^^Pulse ? +1. Harden Substantial gap 2. DeRozan 3. Klay 4. Butler 5. McCollum,ayyo the first one is a PG tho +"I doubt other mobas require you to have the same hand eye coordination as Paragon though, especially since they're all top down not including smite.",Play them before you say they don't need as much hand eye coordination as Paragon. +"Ah yes, the days when internet caused the French revolution.",The alt-right and their cake lies! +the serial killers,We draw the line there LOL +"I'm not a fan of LSU and I don't eat meat but fuck PETA. Don't listen to them LSU, having a tiger is awesome.",I was vegetarian for 10 years and always hated PETA. +"Day 20: Saturday, 19 November 2016 **QOTD:** Traveling. How do you handle such when fasting?","AOTD: Travelling isnt an issue for me, I dont travel much, when I do, I either dont fast- to be able to try regional foods, or just fast without any problems." +I can 100% confirm a challenge will be in place at the normal time challenge is activated after a weekly reset. IB is going to launch at the exact same time it does every time it's IB week.,"Ah, so whenever they can be bothered" +"Fun Reminder for Iron Banner (and control in general): TAKE the third zone. Bring the chaos. Show you're a man (or a woman) and dominate the other team as they start spawning in front, behind, and all around you. Maybe right on top of you. Nothing demoralizes another team like monopolizing all the zones. This semi-serious post brought to you in the name of fun. If you want to win, take and hold two zones.",Dont stop there either Make sure you grab heavy when ur the only one there tool AND always go to cap a flag on your own when the whole team is around +So youre telling me its because Java client is slow as fuck that we are able to see it on there? :P,Exactly +*inhales deeply* **I DON'T CAAAAARE.**,Do you appreciate the hentai at least? +"So where's Ortiz rank among Boston sports heroes? If Brady and Ortiz walk into a club at the same time, who gets the VIP treatment?",The one who cheated less i guess... come at me downvotes... +Not a lot of people like Abe and absolutely nobody likes Putin (pretty much true of the entire world minus Russians and Trump supporters) so it's hardly going to be a crowd pleaser.,You forgot about the two billion folks from India and China that love them some Putin. +"Sire help. I'm 90 in all melee stats, I have 99 range, and 79 mage, What set up should I use for sire? I have done DT.","idk, have you tried one of those million sire guides there is at youtube?" +PS4 HM WOTM 385+ and Exp lf2m Post light level and class down below and I'll add u.,ronald_-sc 396 already done it hunter +"jesus. I need more ram but can't go back to windows what the fuck this thing sucks, but my 2013 is too fucking slow as well. *shoots self in head*","It was a bug that was already patched, FYI." +But if UW is not undefeated I think the Pac-12 could definitely get left out of the playoffs. So it's also impactful in that sense.,You make a good point. +"When I worked for my state's department of labor, we did not compare SSN's in our system with any official record. It would've been pointless, because so many people fat-finger their SSN, accidentally type a relative's instead of their own, or deliberately enter a false number to protect their privacy that it would've been a massive waste of time to actually verify those against some authoritative list. If there was ever a question, we had someone produce their SSN card and valid ID. When I left, there was a huge push to limit employee access and request for SSN's anyway to protect people's information and privacy. I believe they were working on a way of using a generated unique ID to get away from having systems match via SSN because SSNs are not unique.",TIL SSNs are not Unique :O given america's population now I'm wondering why I ever thought it was... +"Andy Slater on Twitter: Horrific news to report this morning, multiple people inform me that Marlins' pitcher Jose Fernandez was killed in a boating accident.",WHAT +"Keep in mind that only Toph was ever depicted as having seismic sense 24/7. Lin could do it, but she had to stomp her foot and focus.",Well aang used it multiple times without stomping like when he noticed the fire Lord attacking him from behind. +You say never but the game cube was a powerhouse,"As others have noted, it was more powerful than the PS2, but not more powerful than the Xbox." +Until that part decides to leave.,Well they won't. +Week 10 - Applaud Your Team Say something nice about your team and their performance win or lose.,"Texas not only beat 2 top 10 teams this season, we sent them into a death spiral after defeating them!" +That's not corrupt.,When you are still getting funds while holding a government office it really starts to blur the lines. +Which celebrity is actually secretly crazy?,Charlie Sheen +"Should MotoGP implement braking lights? Just to avoid someone from being Iannone'd, and increase the pissing contest about late brake.","Yes, along with blinkers and winshield wipers so we can really see who is paying attention." +"I am not sure what team you are watching but here are some quick stats for you ; 2015 Playoffs vs Was 346 Total yards of OFF and 354 total yards given up by the defense Vs ARI 386 yards total off and 368 yards given up on Def 2014 Playoffs vs DAL 416 yards total offense and 315 yards given up on DEF (Only game I will concede D played better than O) vs SEA 306 yards total OFF and 397 Yards given up on D 2013 Playoffs vs SF 281 yards total OFF and 381 yards given up by the D (Whole team played awful) 2012 Playoffs vs MIN 326 yards total OFF and 328 yards given up by D vs SF 352 yards total OFF and 579 yards given up by D 2011 vs NY GIANTS 388 yards total OFF and 420 yards given up by D Then if you really want to go deeper I can just go over how each game ended because guess what? It was ALWAYS our D on the field at the end of the game and losing us the game! Last year in Arizona Rodgers pulls another miracle out of his ass and forces OT and our D trots out to give up a 70+ yard catch and run by a 30+ year old WR, also no safety help and our DBs were stuck in 1vs1s. The year before that against Seattle we let Russell Wilson throw up a prayer and guess what? Again NO SAFETY HELP OVER THE TOP for our DB who gets beat to lose us the game. The years before that it was Crappernick (who is NOT a good QB) running rough shod on us all night long because Capers refuses to adjust his gameplan when things take a turn for the worse. Look I am not saying our offense doesnt share in the blame but the BOTTOM LINE IS WHEN THE GAME WAS ON THE LINE OUR D COULD NOT GET THE JOB DONE BECAUSE OF PISS POOR PLAYCALLING AND PUTTING PLAYERS IN UNWINNABLE SITUATIONS.","Statistics about actual numbers, and empirically measured outcomes are nice and all, but can your magical stats explain why I **feel** that our defense is outplaying our offense?" +"TIL Colorado's defeat of Oregon was a turning point, for the McCartney Era","Having won just a single game in the 84 season, the Buffs would finish 85 at 7-5, their first winning season since 77." +Oregon was 4-8,The satisfaction ratings of PAC fans makes up for that +To Cross or Not To Cross,It's always the driver's fault +HEADLINE: Union endorses candidate who promises billions of dollars to industry.,*6 months later*: Unions for federal employees stripped of powers rendering them obsolete. +Matt Stafford is the best QB in the league this year,He is at least better than he gets credit for. +"because they didn't die, right?",It's because helmets are dangerous +I know r/watchpeopledie. but degloved is so much more obscure and graphic.,"ehh, at least nobody on degloving dies afaik." +What's this from? Is this like an Easter egg or some shit?,Can't you also play as a messenger pigeon in that game? +I don't have social media. Do you know why? Because white lives matter. This guy is a parody of himself. It's almost like he is trying to prove how insane he is.,Clearly a false flag to make Trump supporters look bad +"Is it just me, or does Clinton have huge hands?",Lets have him shake hands with Trump. +Stokely Hathaway Movin' on up,Was that Orange Cassidy and DUSTIN? +Signed up for the beta. Very excited to try this out as it'll solve my upcoming storage crunch (only have about 1TB of storage left on my 20TB NAS),Kinda doubt Amazon will let you upload 20TB of pirated content to their unlimited storage. +Given that it takes time for the body to absorb alcohol I'm not entirely sure it would.,"Yes, but for a breathalyzer test which doesn't really measure your blood it's enough to trick." +"So Snowtroopers on Hoth, and Shadowtroopers on Sullust is bad camouflage?",Well I meant in terms of good Tatooine camouflage. +"Highly doubt that,we said that after fnaf 4 and look what happened.","We said after 3 the first time actually, then 4, then World, now here..." +Also Dez and OBJ play in much bigger media markets so there's always been more attention and pressure on them.,"Also I can't imagine AJ Green or Julio Jones ever saying if I sneeze, it's a penalty" +Bill Burr?,Johnny Depp? +Look at his downvote colors. This won't be a happy relationship.,[](/discentia) Perhaps we should start shipping him with Discentia. +"How can the peasants stand the shitty worlds format? Seriously,its still going on. How the fuck can they just be content with 2/4 games a week? In the time it took those jokers to play litterally under 20 games cs:go and Dota had fucking multiple lans and qualifiers,litterally dozens of games. I even think we had more games TODAY than the lol peasants had in the last 3 weeks. No wonder a lot of people watch because nothing else is ever on.",I thought this tournament was over already. +"I just visualized his desk with 20 different brands of peanut butter... all open jars and connected by wires, and he just shoves his fist into each jar for each different control, like a reverse whack-a-mole only messier.",That's perfect. +"Live Discussion (October 15th, 2016) (Emily Blunt/ Bruno Mars) Welcome to the SNL live discussion thread! This week's host is Emily Blunt, and the musical guest is Bruno Mars. A quick recommendation to mention the sketch you're referring to in your comment. It's not a hard and fast rule, but it does make the thread more readable after the show finishes. Since this thread is likely to fill up quickly, consider sorting the comments by new (instead of best or top) to see the newest posts. Enjoy the show!",Where tf is this going +"I could maybe see the 16-12 because (IIRC) that was the final score of the third quarter, but where in the fuck did they get 25-19???",Probably assumed the Jags made that last field goal +How opinionated it can make people.,You clearly have no idea +Streamer complains about getting crashed then what does he do..,"Yeah I noticed this, nice move from him" +"And if not, does the fact that it was left there for 8 years have any bearing on whatever contract there is between the family and the graveyard?",Is there such a thing as adverse possession in a graveyard? +This reminds me of that British slang term. I forget what it was but our history of it basically involves intellectuals writing down how fucking much they hate poor people in London over using it but they never actually wrote down what it meant so all definitions are mostly educated guesses.,"That sounds interesting to me, can you link an article or something so I can read more about it?" +"Neat minimalistic saddle bag! Which model? Oh, and the bike looks alright.^I'm^so^jealous",Speedsleeve Smuggler. +Idiotic design. My first (and last) Italeri model. (1/48 Fw-190.),What happened? +Roofvogels (met beschermers) klaar om gevaarlijke drones te vangen,Ik heb medelijden met die vogels als ze een echte multicopter met carbon props uit de lucht moeten halen.. +"The original three Spyro games. The first one not so much, but 2 and 3 are still pretty solid.","Damn, looks like you beat me to it." +What is sombra drinking? Jarritos?,"Holy shit, she is" +Do they get the 6 month appeal so they can sign people next 2 windows but have the ban after like Barca did? Or was that a Barca only policy?,im sure this was there 6 month delay +Remember there is more to being a running back than just YPC though. Especially good at pass block IMO. I'm not sure where Samuel stacks up with that.,He doesn't pass block much due to the fact he generally is out as a WR when we throw the ball or he sweeps out of the RB position... +Just like the_donald after tomorrow.,But it's rigged +The European herb map,Rip r/croatia ? +prodota w/ 200 ping VS an improvised team made of casters LMFAO,Well... they are a bunch of people who spend all day watching/casting the highest levels of Dotes and some were once pro players. +Being against government is not comparable to scapegoating minorities. You're silly.,Yes it really is +"I got yelled at in drive through this morning because a customer said a pike coffee in one of your $2 plastic cups, which I took to mean he intended to purchase said $2 cup. When I told him his $4 total, he yelled rudely about how he already owns the cup...",obviously your fault for not being able to read his mind +I don't think Dobbie rejecting the cat is something you can look at as a bad thing. They had a twenty second long conversation about how she likes cats and then he goes an adopts one and just gives it to her without even asking her.,Thats a good point to be fair +Guy shows his shirt to the TV camera!,Is that the guy who does the hump dance in Hot Rod? +PTR down I just managed to get to the top 200 in queue and now the ptr doesn't work xd FeelsBadMan. Is this happening for anyone else or just me?,Yes +"This won't be a big deal. Freeze your credit. Contact each credit agency and dispute each bogus entry. The first time I ever looked at my credit report was when buying my first house. My name is unusual but I'm a junior. Entries from my dad were in there. I actually found it amusing to call the credit agencies. Phone call: me: Hi, how old would someone need to be to get an American Express card?. them: At least 18. me: So can you tell me why according to your credit reporting, I've had one since I was 3? me: While we're at it, I noticed that someone gave me a mortgage when I was 6. Does that look reasonable?. Both entries were taken off of my credit report without further effort.",What a young businessman +Do you want a dictatorship? Because that's how you get a dictatorship.,My teacher told me dictatorship is the most efficient form of the government. +that op is so mad right now for no reason :D,"He tried to feel good about himself by using the Yasuo,shaco,vayne circlejerk but it didn't work out .. i understand it but the worst part is the zilean actually carried it not him" +"Language, HISTORY. The fact Wales has survived over 1000 years of attempts to wipe it out. The history of wales could make the most amazing movie sequel you could imagine. With wars, heartbreak, lots of love and treachery, oppression. huge battles, victories and losses. Brave princes , poetry, more heartbreak. Before i moved to scotland i had a strange take on welsh history that had been drilled into me from childhood. I thought there was no wales before annexation. Scotland opened my eyes and i looked deeper. It opened a new world to me. There is a reason most well known welsh historians are nationlists. Dr john davis , Gwyn Alf Williams etc. It sucks you in and becomes an obsession. So for me the main thing is the History along with the language. Also the fact that considering its size wales has contributed so much to this world. Welsh people are a uniquely talented people. Even though many of the older generation things welsh people are uniquely stupid and not capable of running the nation. This is so false. The Welsh invented mail-order shopping, the vacuum tube, the coolidge tube, pharmaceutical powder compacting, Pi (3.14) as a mathematical symbol, the microphone, the printing telegraph system, deep-sea dredging, the fuel cell, discovered x-rays and radio waves and acted as pioneers in fields including engineering, RADAR, healthcare, biotechnology, electronics, pharmaceuticals, literature and space physics. So the next time you fly, drive a car, eat fish, go to hospital or read a book, you probably have the Welsh to thank for their contributions :) The biggest amount of signatures from any single ethnic group, on the Declaration of Independence, are Welsh. There are 16 Welsh signatories on the declaration of independence. Wales also have a large number of hollywood actors. More than countries 10 times its size. Per population it won more medals in the olympics than any other nation bar one. Then theres the music. the massive amount of bands and singers that have made it. For me wales has huge potential. It has achieved so much but is still being held back. The potential can only be reached if this talented nation is making ALL the decisions that affect the nation most of us love dearly.","To think what we contributed while downtrodden, I weep when I think how much we could achieve if we had control of our destiny and were economiclly prosperous" +"That's awesome, crank that shit out tonight then, help get my legs back for modern fps games, basically i just play toxikk and UT99",UT.... Good man. +crimson lightings offers. Idk really no what it's worth,You should probably just give it to me for a c2... not really worth much... +And you could fly inside and land. Just don't shoot at the ground.,"Something just occurred to me... If CR ever gives us droids in SC (not sure if they are on the horizon), make sure you keep your skittish droids stowed if you decide to leave the ship while inside one of these things." +Kissinger has one. War = peace.,Gotta break a few eggs to make an omelette! +What's the smallest decision you made that had the biggest impact on your life?,"Decided to try tinder, about to marry the first and only girl I met with using the app." +Hmm. I could see an Obama airport in Chicago. Possibly Hawaii.,"No, Kenya!" +Any downsides to getting a thin profile fan like the NF-A9x14 over a thicker one? I am going for quietness more than temperatures.,Slimmer is louder as it has to spin faster +What's the easiest thing ever that can't be done two days in a row?,"Masturbate, God is watching" +"I know that early voting in Indiana was basically hell, so thanks for going through it anyway! My sister sent me a photo from one of the very very few locations and mentioned all the documentation and forms of ID's and such, it was absurd.",Yeah having to prove you're a citizen sucks. +*Shiiiit*,"Yep, dogs do that; don't forget to scoop" +Cat helps puppy escape,Better than most rescue mission movies. +"The escalator is not a ride, people!",This is the ride! +r/gifsthatendtoosoon,I don't think that Lion's catching him. +Does this mean that Ash is canon in the game universe to some extent?,Someone did mention during oras Steven mention Alan by saying he remember battling with a boy and his mega charizard X. I think they just added the Anime into the game now +"Everyone know the best way to relieve tinnitus is to place the palms of your hands over your ears with fingers resting gently on the back of your head. Your middle fingers should point toward one another just above the base of your skull. Place your index fingers on top of you middle fingers and snap them (the index fingers) onto the skull making a loud, drumming noise. Repeat 40-50 times. Some people experience immediate relief with this method. Repeat several times a day for as long as necessary to reduce tinnitus.",Nice copy-paste +Actually Paul's game is pretty amazing for a white belt. I would definately recommend it.,Paul isn't a white belt you dummy +Cruise Ship Leaves Late Family Behind,I'm sure the captain was like and let this be a lesson to everyone else to get their asses back on time. +Next Generation Snapdragon Processors will Officially Support Windows 10 in 2017,Looks like Snapdragon is worried about loosing the Android market because of horrible performance. +I mean... Mount everest's volume is 1 300 000 000 billion cubic meters Volume of all trash produced in the United States in 100 years: 521 986 500 So you'd need almost triple the amount of trash 300 million people produce in 100 years to build mount everest. So for a smaller mountain... you'd still need a metric fuckton (an applicable unit for the situation) of garbage,If they fail they could always appreciate the fact that there is less trash on the planet than what they expected. +Oh man I could practically taste the bitterness when she put it in her mouth,Why not just drop it? +oooo So is he gay? Does mommy know about it?,"No, he's straight and watches gay porn." +That's a lot more than 42 words. **Shame**,Yes it is. +That one is Haggar,Oh baby. +That argument is already overused a lot. Don't you have another more original?,how else would he prove his metal true-ness without regurgitating a decade+ old talking point that every metalhead has heard a million times? +But he's the law and order candidate!,If he brought back detectives stabler and Logan I'd vote for him! +"if I play it right, I may be able to get him to implement my new restructured tax-code.",What about the ban-homework bill and the you-can't-ground-me amendment? +"We should also have Comcast be the country's only cable internet provider, and Verizon the only wireless provider. You get two precious gigabytes of each per month. $200 each.",all traffic from Breitbart doesn't count against your data though! +I only wonder how the Trump Administration's gonna deal with this open festering wound.,turn a blind eye to whatever they do in Palestine and offer them half of Syria in exchange for a sweet hotel deal probably. +I was just telling my coworker that we should probably expect a bunch of leaks about russians to pop up through some unnamed hacker.,I'm sure wikileaks would publish them to get the truth out +It's standard really awful CW schlock with occasional doses of mega-cringe pandering. I couldn't stomach enough to even get enough episode in for the love triangles to start. It's also weird seeing Calista Flockheart (she plays Supergirl's boss) 30 pounds heavier than when she was on Ally McBeal.,It wasn't even on CW until this season +Why would anyone name the comet (or whatever it is) The Joke.,You forgot the +"No, but they are the only one for which we have information about their practices. What the others do is not known.","So then the default assumption would be that, yes, they can ruin your credit score." +God damn. Jed you have already made the Niners a shit show. Why do this. We are becoming the raiders. We were prideful for the fact we weren't the raiders.,This is so far past Raiders dude. +"Say what you want, but as long as its not an eyesore we shouldn't be that upset especially since we're not paying for it.",It is an eyesore. +"A guy can dream. Wake's defense is solid, so they have a shot, but I imagine Clemson will be playing *extremely* angry.","I think you guys will also be in if both Ohio State and Washington drop another game, that is probably the more realistic path for the Cards" +Im not getting this...,"It means that even if you're chained in a shipping container, starving and dehydrated for months, you're free as long as you are aware of your choiceless existence." +"Losing sucks, but you know what sucks more?.. Being a Raiders fan. GO BRONCOS!!!",I'm sure these comments won't be a shitshow +Am I the only one who would find that slightly terrifying? Being stuck immobile in a dark tunnel deep underground...,"No wifi, terrifying." +Because the Flotilla is about to launch a war on the Geth to retake their homeworld.,r/unexpectedmasseffect +Outlaw rogue is horrible except for high mythic+ (even then it really isn't good). Shadow is fine! Unholy is shit (and has always been shit for the entire expansion so far) but frost is.. ehh.. playable.,Ah thanks! +"Thank you for updating the sidebar images! I missed the exact transition moment but the new sidebar images are bringing new joy to my constant r/FF refreshing. No longer will I have to feel sadness upon seeing the injured fantasy stars of yore (Arian Foster, Retire In Peace) and instead I can see Melvin can't hear you over the touchdowns I'm scoring Gordon. Whoever executed this, good on you!",I don't think Melvin Gordon's sidebar performance is sustainable. +MCROBERTS GOTTA GO!!!,Did you watch tonight's game? +"She's so delusional. It's called working out and eating right. That's it!!!! That's all it takes, Ambie. You actually have to get off your couch to lose weight.",but she has BPD and gave birth 7 years ago..... +Who I plan on voting for on election day,Perfect candidate for being made into a gif +"Mark Ingram/Tim Hightower I've been thinking about this all day. If you want Mark Ingram, go get him on the cheap right now. Hightower is 30(when most RBs lose a step and become more susceptible to injuries). Against the worst run defense, his line was 23/87/1 (3.78 ypc). Ingram is 26. Against the worst run defense, his line was 15/158/1 (10.53 ypc, or 5.53 ypc if you take away that 75 yrd td). It should be noted that as Ingram ran in that 75 yrd TD, the mic picked him up saying Fuck wrong with these ni**as? I think its pretty likely Ingram is going to be playing his heart out the rest of this season. I hope Sean Payton was just trying to send a message to Ingram these past 2 games. But if Sean Payton thinks he can continue to let Hightower continue to out touch Ingram over these next 4 weeks, he's a fool. Their next 4 opponents are Denver, Carolina, LA, and Detroit(yes, their run defense pretty good). In at least 3 of those 4 games Ingram should be more productive than Hightower. If Hightower is out touching Ingram as much as he did yesterday over the next 4 weeks, there's a chance he gets injured. If you know you're going to the playoffs for sure, the Saints are playing Tampa Bay weeks 14 and 16. Go get Ingram right now and lock up an RB spot for those 2 weeks on the cheap. Its time for me to go clock out of work, so I have to stop typing now. But I think I got my point across.","You would have looked much smarter if you posted this a week ago, you smarty pants." +Good old way of turning ganks and snowballing top lane ft. Dragonblade Riven NA,"Inefficient combo on the shaco and that Darius is boosted lol With love, Gerg" +As far as I have found yes only possible in co-op.,yeah was trying things out.. I think it's doable solo... What was your coop way ? +"Health is completely different from Mana though. Health can be interacted with by both parties in a lane while Mana can only be used by the player. Mana potions are also not useable by all champions, there isn't a potion that increases energy regen, gives you fury, or reduces your cooldowns for a short while. While there are champions who health as a resource they are usually gated more by cooldowns then by their health costs (Morde after a ruby crystal for example). As noted below squishy champs are more likely to be bursted down then poked away. Potions can mitigate this somewhat if popped at an opportune time but no where to the degree that a mana potion will allow for some dominating a lane to keep up what is supposed to be a mana gated spell.",No need for CDR pots when every item has it. +"KD confirmed to Miami Dolphins? Seriously, how about those Dolphins. I couldn't believe today was Sunday!","and i couldnt believe dem Saints they beat the Panthers 41-38 they are 2-3, starting to regain a little confidence." +Glad to know the MLB just killed themselves. I won't watch another game.,"To be fair, it was the Mariners, not MLB that suspended him." +And might get cancer,But there is so much more in life !!!!!!! +Where will they work?,They make 1.2 jobs for each one of them. +it's meant for the small portion being left out.,can't they get a husband? +"Ephixa isn't on any of the years' rosters. I think it just wasn't updated. And I know Botnek said that Deeper Love was just a one time thing, but like you said, he should still be on the roster.",Especially since nanobii is on the 2014 roster with only one release ever +Ah. Well played righty.,Ironically I'm left handed.... +"6 for one, 16 for three was the deal in my city's xmas market. I bought myself a bavarian police duck :D",I wanna pic! +Trump supporter here. This is fucking disgusting. Racism is disgusting. Fuck this guy.,No clearly Trump made him racist so we have to vote for Hillary to cleanse him +Where abouts in GA you from?,The peach part. +"UW students sell anti-police, anti-white hoodies","You know what they say It is better to be thought racist & say nothing, than it is to purchase this hoodie & remove all doubt." +The glorification of armies is degenerate. If the best your society can do is killing people then that society is degenerate.,"Please tell us more how five Arab armies, supported by eight more, lost to a single Jewish army within only six days in 1967." +"Fellow Jew here, count me in. I want to be a millionaire and have connections like the rest of us :(","Nazi Germany must have been some Jewish paradise, apparently they ran literally everything there" +work for a real company and you'll find out.,Sad thing is that the company I work for is in the top 20 of the Fortune 500... +Dicks on dicks?,Dick on dick violence. +I cant wait for Mahimi to come back. Jason Smith does not belong in the NBA let alone in a regular rotation.,yet we have him for 3 years... smh +Someone please rescue Mitt,You think Donalds got him by the cock under that table? +Haha man everything in the 90s was better.,Especially the homophobia +"The Brunei Times, a leading newspaper in Brunei, has been ordered to shut down for running a story about an increase in Hajj and Umra visa fee by the Saudi government.",Saudi Arabian money doesn't give them influence anywhere throughout the Sunni world. +"South Africa records more than 18,000 murders over 12-month period",This is the fault of the dirty white man! +Oh yeah I forgot she murdered her dnc staffers because they were agents for wikileaks. Sorry I forgot my tinfoil hat.,She also killed Scalia with a drone strike and personally orchestrated Benghazi! +BMW posted this on their Facebook page,"Ah, Carmines, a place for steaks!" +"Valve only has around 360 employees From Valve's recent response to the Washington Gambling Commission, they stated they only had around 360 employees, I may be wrong, but I think this is a more correct estimation than the other estimations I have seen",Makes you wonder why they're dedicating employees to such an old console +Getting out of Logan Airport? Save some money,Duh? +"It's happening early for my MIL.... Apparently, after Hillary wins, Obama is going to take over the country to ensure she/neither candidate takes control and we(wife and I) need to stockpile on supplies because we're about to enter some sort post-apocalyptic hell world. I shit you not; she's telling us this as she's dropping off 6 cases of canned food, bottles of water, juice, and a couple sacks of potatoes(she's from Idaho). Sometimes I worry about what I married in to.",Gay Atheist Muslim Marshall Sharia Law or Satanic Pedo Cult We just can't win can we +"Well I mean Poland has seen some pretty brutal atrocities over the past few years, and there does seem to be a fair amount of muddied waters around the AK and the Jews. A book I have on me now by Norman Davies (A respected author of Polish History) Writes, quote They (Jewish Insurgents) are particularly incensed by the false accusation that the Home Army did not accept Jews, or the even wilder accusation of anti-antisemitism (page 287, 'Rising '44). He goes on to describe numerous efforts by the home army to include Jewish members in their own formations, naming Ghetto Veterans and Hungarian Jews who were rescued by the Home Army. Now make no mistake, there is no doubt that the Home Army, and indeed modern Poland, contain/ed many people of a vile anti-semetic persuasion, and as to the actual comments made by the Historian here as to the Home Army killing more jews than Germans I cannot comment as I haven't read the data. I must confess it seems a bit off, but hey-ho. Now as to your assertion that Poland's oppresion is a 'myth', what myth are you talking about? did the partitions never happen? nor the brutal slaughter of 20% of Poland's population during WW2 by Soviets and Germans?","The murder of Russian POWs from WW1, the betrayal of his communist allies by Pilsudski, the brutal authoritarian dictatorship he set up, the going to war with literally every single neighbouring country, the splitting Czechoslovakia with the Nazis and all the other evil things that Poland did in the name of nationalism and that was just in a few decades." +WWII airforce records? Trying to debunk what could be a myth...,You'll want to hop on the ministry of defence website and start the process of acquiring his records. +So you're telling me if I commit a crime and get punished for it once I'm free to repeat that crime with no repercussions. Sounds legit.,Jared Fogle just got the hardest erection of his life. +Vroom Vroom,Skrt skrt +Windows 64-bit users: does the About Mozilla Firefox specify that the version you're running is 64-bit?,Why don't they just spell it out for people so there's no confusion. +"I fought Lurantis 4 times, he one shot my salandit 3 times in a row, I wasted so much Damn money",X sp atk + z flame burst kills totems. +"I'm confused, are you saying it's bad to hate Nazis but also bad to like Nazis. Or good to like Nazis but bad to hate them?",I think they're saying you should hate anyone even Nazi's because hate is ultimately a destructive force. +That's just the mentality,Something fierce. +Maybe in the offseason I'll do the whole 2015 season.,So next week's rankings will be based off of this week's what if rankings? +"Well yeah we have many homeless people as well, and people out of work and such. Although they're refugees. They are people like us as well. It's not an ideal situation, although I think that's what sanctuary cities are for? But yeah the world we live in...",Sanctuary cities? +A friend inspired screenshots growing up as a f2p main,OMG Crandor used to be one of my favourite places to train! +and never buying rank 2 frost nova because it was a waste of money,But more damage! +Curry broke the NBA record for 3's in a game,Yadda Yadda do it in the finals +Warriors fans are gonna start spouting how their style of basketball is the superior style to play and watch.,Lightyears +"Samsung Galaxy S8 will ditch the headphone port, get curved display and early UK release",hahahahahaha +Dexter Jettster Who would like to see him as a 50's diner ghost or a more involved role in the new trilogy?,"Plot twist- Jettster was actually a sith acolyte under the alias of Pong Krell, and died during the clone wars." +"everything you would ever read about basketball says how horrible a shot that is. a full 24 with a point guard who can penetrate and kick, a 7'3 deity who can get his shot over anyone, a Lithuanian who can knock down a good look. and you settle for an iso contested mid range 2. of course he hit it. I mean shit Porzingis is so outta the play, he's out of bounds. What a game between him and Towns though",Just your everyday super star things. +Weirdest bounce I ever witnessed,Rocket league is a physics based game -Biggest lie ever told +If you're good at something never do it for free,Thanks Drake. +"The people who say she won are (1) of the elite and (2) using debate society scoring. The average American voter is not using debate society scoring. An example: debate society scoring is drooling over Clinton's reference to NATO article 5. The Average American voter doesn't give 2 shits about that. But when Trump says that they are footing 3/4s of the bill for NATO & Europe needs to pay more, that they care about. Another one. When Trump was going on about lost jobs in the Midwest & northeast due to trade deals and how badly off people are, Clinton said something like well, I haven't met anyone that feels that way. Lady, if you would get out of your bubble and stop hob nobbing with the rich in the hamptons & The upper east side and go for a walk in Erie, or buffalo, or Pittsburg or Gary you might actually find people who feel that way. but you won't find them riding in your limo or chartered jet.","Whoo, I'm elite!" +Most innocent joke ever played,"In a game centered on shocking obscenity, it's often the completely innocent jokes that get the biggest laughs." +"Yeah in 2v2 she's annoying to play against. I stopped playing her after a bit because her kit stopped appealing to me after I found out that she could incap forever. I want to have fun playing the game, not make everyone else miserable all the time.",Can you please elaborate on your incap forever? +"omg i didn't say it was you fucking idiot, i said it was made to be played as a team game as in 6mans. you're fucking stupid.",no u +"Solution to toxic players preferring others I've seen plenty of people talking about how they've run into a toxic player and they've preferred them, so they're constantly in a match with them, basically ruining their games. Blizzard removed the avoid player option, but what if they added an option to disable people from preferring you? Or you can see who preferred you and disable their preference for you? It's such a simple solution and would prevent this kind of stuff from happening.","According to Blizzard, blocking someone disables their ability to prefer you, or at least makes them preferring you not actually do anything." +"This was a weird review. He criticised the game for being too easy (literally all Paper Mario games are very easy anyway) but then immediately into a section complaining he had trouble with certain sections. I am fully prepared to believe this game is super easy but let's not pretend the Paper Mario series was ever known for its challenges. He talks about how the game makes you waste cards but how do we know he wasn't just being bad at managing what he was using? Regardless, he later goes on to say that the cards are hardly a waste since the game throws so many of them at you. This was just a confusing complaint. I also find it odd that he said the writing wasn't up to par with the some of the other two games because multiple people have said it is some of the best work they have ever done. I understand this is all just his opinion and that's ok but I feel like he was overtly negative because it wasn't like the first two games.",He also seems to think the first two Paper Mario games were deep. +Low-energy trolling is why Trump is losing bigly. You guys are never gonna MAGA like that.,He's leading in the most accurate poll of 2012. +I love this so much,me too thanks +"I think in the future technology might solve this problem for us. Machine translation (like the entire field of machine learning) has been making some very serious progress recently. I wouldn't be surprised if, within a decade or so, we reach the point where computers can produce error-free translations for all the EU-language pairs. It would allow us to have proper EU-wide media without giving preferential status to any one language.",On the one I'm glad for the new technology on the other hand a lot of translators are going to lose their jobs :( +Picked up a pair of SF-AF1s last week! First time wearing them out,Tactical +The big plot twist was Trump winning on Nov 8 after everyone said he had no chance.,"Not if you were aware of the lack of republican leadership, the thing was a mess." +*Shakespeare and Beethoven,Also Einstein. +"I'm 21 and I've been working like a horse all summer, saving money like a lunatic, not going out and having any fun, and I haven't gotten laid in 3 months.... Tottenham is my salvation.",Lord Lloris approves +"What nights/times does this series run? Looking to find a league to run in since moving to Ireland, but haven't changed my 'division' yet to see what's out there...","9 PM Monday UK time is race start, but session is usually up 2 hours before then for practice/quali" +Do you think there are sorcerers on other planets? Such as Xandar. It would just be weird if they were only protecting Earth from mystical threats.,"I don't know about Xandar, but Asgard seems to have its share of magic users." +Free one-way bus tickets to Alberta?,I get the joke but in all honesty of it was a choice between living here or Alberta I'd be looking to immigrate to Russia +Reince Priebus: It's possible millions of people voted illegally.,There are no moderate republicans any more. +"Negan, can I join the Saviours?",*leans* *presses tongue against teeth* Sure. +If Israel chooses a one state solution. don't take it out of context.,"The Arabs want one state, so, in that context, I want Kerry to say His brilliant statement to all arab and Muslim countries which are all Islamic with ZERO tolerance." +Without a computer? What do ya mean?,Watch the gif... +"Civ 6 Checkmate: two units in my city stacked together, completely surrounded by a mountain and enemy troops. I can't end my turn because of the prompt to unstack my units. I had to quit the game because of this.",Meanwhile diety AI can spawn units 2 or 3 hexes outside its borders when you have them surrounded. +Everything is slow this gen for some reason.,Gen 4 remakes confirmed! +"No it's not, I've never owned a Brota",Have you had a Brita tho? +"Seriously? Am I the only one who finds it funny? I just keep making jokes about it, like: If you get attacked by a group of clowns, go for the juggler.",It's not so funny when you realize what the actual agenda is... +Philippines President Duterte 'once killed man with Uzi',Somebody get Chuck Norris already! +"Parents that grew up with shitty childhoods, vowing not to make the same mistakes their parents did. Wait later in life until they know they are settled with the right partner to have kids - have kids be nothing but positive result = entitled snowflakes. Source: my sisters one.",I think older people just don't have the energy to deal with their kid's shit so they let them have their way more often. +"Hey I wonder if the poor results you're seeing are directly related to the fact that progressives are unable to compromise, ever... and they wear that deficiency like a badge of honor?","Perhaps they don't show the overwhelming mastery of compromise demonstrated by the modern GOP, but progressives are working on it." +"Why has McGill become so sad? Half of this subreddit is 'i dont have friends' and 'i wanna transfer.' what the hell, man? this sub was never like this. what gives?",It's the post failing midterms blues :( +Trump is leading the Latino vote after it was revealed that Hillary participates in satanic rituals.,Dropped the +Boston Major,"not possible, season starts" +5k YOLO on Options Looking to buy 5k worth of options at exactly 1 hour after market open. Will hold until 1 hour before market close. Most highly upvoted comment at 9am est will be my trade. Will provide proof.,GOOGL 10/21 $840 +"Hmm, I'm not sure how it works. How do you think it works? ;)","You really don't have to play stupid, kids know if you're lying :P" +I see you've heard of the black sites,Is that what we're calling prisons now? +"I pandori alternativi sono tutti buoni, i panettoni alternativi fanno comunque cagare. Nulla di strano.",Per una volta mi trovo d'accordo! +FBI report's striking revelations on Hillary Clinton,"Correct the record must have been given the day off, with the whole labor day weekend news cycle break." +Yeah might make that a mother of 3 ifuknowatimean,Mother of 4 if you know what i mean +I am as confused as you are. At 10 wins I faced a Beast Druid. I have the feeling the heroic Tavern Brawl is just a meme at this point.,"you, sir, have balls of steel, congrats on the run" +"H2K Hype Thread * The only non-KR team left, the European hope * The first worlds for Forgiven, Jankos and Vander, if they make it to finals that would be so big * If they beat Samsung in a bo5, they will be the first Western team to win a Bo5 over a Korean team since CLG EU in the semi-final of OGN Summer 2012 beat NaJin Sword. * A korean team haven't lost a bo5 against any foreign team since EDG in 2015 MSI * Ryu vs Faker hype! Remember the bo5 between KTB and SKT, Zed vs Zed matchup? * It will be the first time since S1 a western team has reached the worlds final",And I'm just sittingh here thinking what could the result been if EDG didn't underestimate H2K during group stage. +Mark Cuban: I Banned Those ESPN Reporters To Win The War Against Robots,Mark Rick Deckard Cuban +Today I learned the NFL cares more about not celebrating a touchdown than they do about the safety of a player. This is why I'm only watching free highlights and haven't watched a full game all season.,You're showing them.......... +Just compile/ copy/ paste this into their nightTimeBehavior.kid file. eatDinner(); getReadyForBed(); sayToDaddy (Good night!); sleep(); function eatDinner() { useFork(); useKnife(); cleanDishes(); function cleanDishes() { washPlate(); washUtencils(); washGlass(); } } function getReadyForBed() { takeBath(); brushTeeth(); pee(); getInBed(); },What's up with those weird ass smiley faces at the end of each line? +At least 4 grandparents? Isn't 4 the maximum?,Not if they remarry +"why didn't they though, actually?",We had our own shit going on m +what the hell is wrong with this world...,*America +"TIL that up to 150,000 Roman/Italian citizens were murdered on one day in 88 BC. The carefully planned massacre, the Asiatic Vespers, occurred simultaneously in many cities across Asia Minor (western Turkey) because of hatred of Roman rule and taxes.",Execute Order 66. +No more early reviews for Bethesda games,If they don't want us seeing reviews until it's too late that's never a good sign +So glad to be out of apple? Why did it take you 6 years?,Courage made him do it. +Donald Trump Says He Will Take $1 Salary as President,That's okay his kids are going to save 100 of millions of dollars when he does away with the estate tax +How the GOP's first female presidential campaign manager manages Donald Trump,I don't think CNN picked an accurate headline... It should read: How the GOP's first female presidential campaign manager ***tries to*** manage~~s~~ Donald Trump +"Se eles cagarem a economia deles, a nossa melhora?",vai ser culpa da russia +not at all and i'm glad THOTH IS FUCKIGN MAGE AT HIS ESSENCE at such mid lane is home and will always be!,Support Thoth meta incoming. +So I found this gem on my phone today..,0/10 not an actual gem. +"Nah is right, all these bitches come in pairs like nuts in my ballsack are you serious",Haha I love lines like those for all the reasons yall hate em. +Yep now whenever I am asked for my ID when buying alcohol or driving I just scream racist.,because being allowed to buy alcohol or drive is exactly the same as being allowed to vote... +"Trump Totally Loses It After NYT Tax Scoop: Rambles About Movies, Tells Supporters to Watch Voters in Certain Areas","But let me guess, his breakdown is all Hillary's fault?" +I honestly dislike individuals who disregard negative reviews because they're wrong. Sometimes negative reviews can make good points even if you disagree with their overall assessment.,"That's why I always look for negative reviews in steam, most of positives are from fans" +Maybe not for every tournament. Idk.,"Should be per company, not per tournament... but IDK" +will try on roku. Maybe it is a Samsung TV problem?,No idea honestly sorry to say. +Last seen at an Appt. In New Holstein!!,on 10/31 -_- +The,Sharpest +Oh dang... what rhymes with Bowie...,Blowie +I doubt that the vast majority of people nowadays who can solve a rubik's cube fall into that category.,"True, but the vast majority of people who **can't** solve a rubik's cube, think people that can solve it **do** fall into that category." +Nah were gonna fuck this up. Can't wait to see who trump decides to nuke..,"Yeah, good thing Trump is calling for war with a nuclear power, right?" +"Well they were clever enough to change course very quickly. The original iPhone was not going to have apps at all. Steve Jobs was telling people they should use HTML 5 applications and only a few trusted companies would make apps. Then Google were pushing the yeah apps is the thing, everyone will want apps line and Apple got the app store out for iPhone before the first Android release just to cool the major feature of their future rival. The great success of the Apple app store was a complete accident. They didn't want this feature at all initially.",ironically many modern apps aren't much more than a html5 application with a shortcut on the homescreen (also many aren't don't kill me pls) +"Recently got a third monitor for my pc and wanted to show it off. PS, which do you guys prefer, multi monitor or ultrawide?",If i had the money: - 1x 3440 x 1440@100+hz - 1x 3840 x 2160@60 up top +"I mean... *part* of it is. It could be a thing like in New York, if you live in the City and you're talking about Long Island, you're talking about everything east of Brooklyn and Queens. If you live upstate though and you're talking about Long Island, you're probably talking about the geographical feature.",You say stuff like East of Brooklyn and Queens but I have no idea where they are. +"No, u/wartortle87 was stating the converse of the OP",What do shoes have to do with this....? +"Fullbacks make great wingers... LWB and RWB get 7 chemistry at LW and RW. Plenty of fast, strong fullbacks out there with decent dribbling, passing and shooting. If you're finding some wingers to be a bit weak, try a fullback. Plenty of smaller (5'9 ish) ones have a lot better strength than the same sized wingers yet still have good agility etc. I'm having great luck with it, just a tip...",Bellerin and Moreno are great. +"The presidential election finishes, and Donald and Hillary are tied in the polls...",What a set up for 9:11 +Nope but I ball so hard motha suckas wanna fine me,r/Unexpected +It's a bit of a stretch...,Until you claim dyslexia +Sombra isn't Latin,I have received a lot of hate for this shitpost but damn are you so fucking ignorant XD I think you dropped this +Linking anything piracy related can net a ban. Hopefully someone can pm you with the link.,Please don't PM me a link! +why would serbia invade croatia,Why not? +I think this guy watches a ton of those Bro Science videos and doesn't realize that it's all a joke. He probably does curls in the squat rack.,"Niceguy's jello that the Brofessor's cardio consist of running through hoes, swimming in pussies, and cycling pre-workout." +Please identify thr date of this map. (1080x460),Next time include the flags for more info. +When the DVD logo hits the corner,r/madlads +y'all really need more mounts eh lol.,"This is the first underwater mount for a lot of people, myself included, who absolutely despise fishing" +"No. The quest for another transcendence weapon is offered right after you get the first one. It has nothing to do with locking it. You can just not accept the quest. If you've accepted it, you can abandon it. You should probably press F2 right now and check all your active quests and abandon any you don't actually want. Stop accepting all quests automatically without reading what they do. Because once you meet the completion requirements, then of course it's going to pop up that exclamation mark showing you have a completed quest. In this case, it's always the moment you have 5 million gold.",thanks +Right! I am normally fine with hearing this B.S. But today the teacher just threw everything out there and everyone just agreed.,BYU religion professors are their own category of crazy. +"Yeah, there are also many cheap Chromebooks with x86 CPUs, though. And I still don't get the hating Linux thing. It supports the ideals of the PC master race more than Windows.",But there are no Linux games +"not only that, but im pretty certain that the image is a lot more compressed now so we get reposts at a lower quality then a few months back and they still get 200 some upboats",I hope people like OP won't turn reddit into 9GAG. +"yep, it's called a false flag. There was a lot of this leading into the election to try and link Trump to racist groups, in some effort to persuade the weak-minded that he's somehow in lockstep with them.",There is no racism in America it's all lies! +So they went out of their way to find this guy but don't ban the publicized deals of pro players? That's just discrimination on their part then.,Probably because pro players help drive people to the game whereas this guy doesn't really help them at all. +Why can't we have a bot that denies certain keywords for posts? Am I the only one being the one I want dead most of all.,Am I the only one who thinks that would be overkill? +(Spoilers) Is this a mistake?,We all know that the multiple of one rain is two rains. +"I don't have this problem at my current job, but I am aware in the future that people are going to say crap like well you don't have kids, you can stay late and my response will be no. That's it. Just, no. No explanation. I want to go home to my house and my cat and my significant other. I want to start drinking now. I want to go watch tv. I want to go for a walk. I can do what I want with my free time, just like everyone else. Except, you chose to have kids in your free time. That doesn't mean I have to work more to make your life easier.","I'm sorry, but if you don't have time for your kids and your job, maybe you should get rid of one or the other?" +I tried that but the only thing it said I had a update for is adobe. And the update history doesn't show when I tried to do the anniversary update.,"IDK then, maybe try a windows reinstall if all else fails." +what the fuuuuuuck I thought it was Keef too,The fact he said Chicago south of town really didn't help the song tbh +PSN 10th Anniversary Sale LIVE!,Good thing I sold my ps4 last month to pay rent +"So, given the choice of drafting a young Andrew Luck/Peyton Manning on the Browns, you would say, nope, don't want him, and draft someone else. This might be the most ridiculous thing I've seen here, and that's saying something after the whole Manziel era or the Cody Kessler/Tom Brady comparisons.","The Brown's conundrum, we all want a QB, yet apparently our team is never ready for a QB." +My hometown of Lappeenranta in the Winter,Old Cock? +Is it true Obama's 2012 victory wasn't announced until 4:38 AM???,"No, it was around 11:15-17 pm" +"I pointed this out earlier, but in Arise she was more likely to be rash and emotional, so I think this Major is likely going to be young/new/inexperienced. Which would make it easier for them to set up a franchise that has actual character growth.",oh good... another franchise +same for me,android and ios have different multiplayer season end times +"I address everyone in my life as man, how is that cringy?","Because it's something you say to a male friend, not a crazy ex" +As a resident of that area I often complain about YOU parking there. The film crews I don't mind.,Preach! +Meltzer not sure when but I was thinking dome regarding Rhodes vs Shibata,I would prefer Shibata vs Suzuki at Wrestle Kingdom. +"PSA: Tip for Cryptid Attack game (and other games) With any weapon, aim down the sights. Put a little piece of tape (I rip off part of a sticky note) on your tv screen/monitor. Place it where your crosshairs meet. Then you can use that as crosshairs for throwing the ball. It also helps for other games, such as basketball and it helps me with the shooting gallery game. Hope this helps!","Thank you good idea, do you have any help with where to aim the basketball to when you do this, i really suck at that game, crosshairs in middle of back board for example" +"Lemons float, limes do not",Lemons are witches. +bragging? Men have done that since the beginning of time. And define sexual assault. He assaulted who in what way,Unwanted groping of genitalia is sexual assault. +What video game will you never get tired of playing?,Animal Crossing +Met a Headdress-less Grohk,"On top of that, I notice Grohk frequently has seizures." +Lag Kills,Reposts after the best +How does a windmill or a solar panel kill someone?,"It's not that the windmill or solar panel kills someone, it's that they produce so little kwh compared to other sources that the metric is very unfavorable." +It would be nice to have a kicker like that...,It would be nice to have a special teams unit and coaches like that* +"My biggest fear over legal marijuana is simply the *money*. There's a documentary on Netflix called High Profits about a shop in CO. One of the huge issues is that because it's federally illegal, it is SO hard to find a bank that will work with you. The business owner would have to pay his taxes in cash. Tens, even hundreds of thousands of dollars in cash, and he has to take that out of the store, into the car, drive to the town hall or wherever, walk through the building and drop off a duffle bag of cash. It doesn't take long for people who don't care about the law to come up with an idea.",Would you prefer it remain illegal? +Climbing kitty at bouldering gym,I want to see goat doing it +Leaked Documents Reveal Billionaire George Soros Spends Hundreds of Millions of Dollars To Manipulate American Elections,This thread is so refreshingly unpartisan. +I always thought most of the old school Rahi were pretty cute.,They certainly are. +all money to haiti is wasted.,"Is that you, Wyclef?" +That'd probably do more to prevent recidivism.,Oh yea with the way college students get hired +"They'd need to retcon the living shit out of it since, among other things, Alladin is there.",Alladin is public domain +You need to drink 8 glasses of water a day.,You should drink whenever you're thirsty is what I've been told +Don't show this to Kristen Bell. She'll flood the planet with tears of joy again,As will I *sobs* +I'll allow it.,Are you putting that username to good use? +Tell me something i don't know.,Your original parents were Turks. +"BREAKING: Trump Confirmed Landslide Victory in Florida, Ohio, and North Carolina",ONLY IF YOU GO OUT AND FUCKING VOTE MAGA +This shouldn't. We all knew he was going to lower taxes.,But just having a racist buffoon as president elect that will have influence on tax policy is outrageous. +TL;DR: Low-light requiring houseplants: e.g. Gerbera Daisy This is super useful in preventing sick building syndrome!,Sick building syndrome? +"Never watched the show, what's in the bag?",Dope. +That's Numberwang!,That's the wongnumba +"Honestly, that is a really damn boring baby. For the sake of my sanity I am rerolling. automod roll baby","[m] Fluffy has run this by me, as I control the wife/mother, and I consent." +I think it's another limbo alt.,Isn't limbo's schtick that get can't get dates because he's a minority not that white people are awesome. +Neckbeard status: Gone,Fedora status? +Interesting.,I can't tell if I like your name or your flair more. +"Raleigh, NC?",Definitely Cedar Hills. +Maybe! Bernard sure as heck didn't seem innocent. Heck even before they even talk about it when Elsie drops at his desk and asks what he's doing he looks like a guy caught in the act.,"What dude hasn't suddenly fidgeted with their mouse when a female coworker walks up, amirite?" +I can only think of Cantor.,John Gabriel +I'm just imagining the possibility that any plant grown back from extinction that long ago could possibly hold the key to a cure for cancer or AIDS or anything for that matter. Science is amazing.,Or it contains super-AIDS and we're all fucked. +Anything going on for 25th anniversary of Nirvana's Nevermind tonight? Just landed in Seattle today on vacation only to discover it's apparently the 25th anniversary of the release of Nevermind ... does anyone know if there's any pubs or bars tonight doing some sort of celebration by maybe playing the album in full or cover bands or something? I tried googling but the only thing coming up is the stuff at EMP and I'm a bit late for that so figured I'd ask. Cheers!,Apparently the only thing going on is me realizing how fucking old I am. +Why would you do that? Im seriously curious? More bomb phases means more captains which is the most annoying part of the encounter. You can have everyone throw and still miss a couple and do it in 4 runs.,Does he not do his SIVA wipe thing after 5 sets of bombs? +SEXY OFF-SEASON FORMULA 1 PIC DUMP,Jochen Mass is pretty jacked for an F1 driver. +When they promise a 2016 worldwide release but then hit you with that 2017.01.24,This will be the first year since the start of KH where a game wasn't released in the series. +"Will try do all 30 teams, will be kinda hard coming up with something for teams like the sixers lol",These are badass man keep it up +Based Michelle on Twitter: Hillary says I'm deplorable. I say she's the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on the American people. She'll never have my vote. #Nurses4Trump,"Don't we have the best women, folks?" +i love tim kaine,Gonna be psyched to vote for him for prez in 2024? +anime irl,{Would you ship your friend with another girl ?} +Typisch een ik ben boos op de huurcorporatie (regering) dus ik doe iets zodat mijn buren ( mensen op de wachtlijst staan voor organen) verneuken.,"Nee hoor, typisch een geval van 'ik ben boos op de huurcorporatie (regering), dus besluit ik mijn contract met de huurcorporatie (donorregister) te verbreken.'" +pro tip,"Fuck off, this just promotes American imperialism by forcing the world to learn English to communicate with Americans." +"Agreed and agreed, fix medals too.",so it's not just on my end that selecting medals between/mid games is buggy as fuck? +I predict that Jill Stein will not win the election.,It is now mathematically impossible for Jill Stein to win the election. +You know the jokes gone on so long I could actually care less if hl3 ever does come out.,How much less could you care? +"Anyone talking about how dangerous it is living in the United States today. No, it's not, crime rate has dropped every single year for as long as I can remember.",But with the constant terrorist attacks on U.S soil how can we possibly be safe? +mobi boots ivern so you can run it down mid faster,Hell yeah +Except we had them playing at corner. Whoo boy. Nate Clements and Shawntae Spencer.,"But remember, Harbaugh won with the exact same team" +"Okay, herpes prevalence is around 90% in the adult population, counting both HSV-1 and HSV-2. A majority carry the virus latently and never experience any symptoms from it. And a condom doesn't protect you from herpes anyway, since the lesions formed during an active infection usually occur all around the pubic area, which is not covered by a condom. So the only way to be completely safe from HSV is to basically not have sex at all.",Ninja edit. +That's right where my dad built his castle.,"One day lad, all this will be yours." +Probably his only clean shirt so you know he wont be back. Good riddance!,REEEEEEEE NORMIES REEEEEE +"Hitscan needs further re balancing and fast. Ok, i use eagle a lot. Lets state that now. And i think that current iteration of it is broken. Hold and fire is something that breaks the balance completely. It needs to be reverted to state where you need to click manually. Aiming with it currently is ridiculously easy and in close to mid range it is way WAY superior as finisher to any other bullet category weapons. To compensate the loss of dps that comes from losing hold and fire, it should have larger clip (20), initial damage and better range. I think that theoretical dps at (practice mode) should be around 620, bit more than now Heavy and light hitscan weapons need slight buff, they seem to be straight worse than autos. Other things Shotguns need better range badly, pistols are just better in every way. And tdm respawns are somehow bit broken you can spawn 4 times in a row in middle of the enemies. Spinfusors need less selfdamage ...and finally while using honorfusor, please for the love of god remove that repair tool, it is so useless. 2 weapon slots are enough if you are using it.","Shotguns are fine, you're supposed to use them to supplement your chain, not replace it." +Rapper and Tide fan Gucci Mane on Alabama's college football dominance: 'Life isn't fair',"I would mock the fact that Bama has Gucci Mane as a fan, but then I remember that we let Tobey Keith waddle around the sideline every game." +"Yeah, I conflated the two for some reason. My bad lol",It's cool gurl +Guys I can't figure out which Pokemon,It's *probably* Maractus +China passes law to ensure films 'serve the people and socialism'.,"In the USA, we call that the FCC." +New favorite keychain,He should be hi-viz. +Any certain time of day?,I caught 6 on my way to work this morning 8:30 ish +it's cool. thank you though,"I can probably find one for you, at school tho" +They most definitely did it because it was cheaper,Clever... good for them! +"Nu mai tin minte cum era , dar il am pentru ca nu vreau ca adblock-u sa-mi ia 90% din pc am un pc destul de slab.","Am ghostery-ul pe broweser pe o tableta vai de steaua ei, e ok." +Butters' reaction to any joke about Cartman is always amazing,I love Butters <3 +Sinusfaction,OP nose how to title a post +Taxation is theft.,"You didn't earn that money, we all did!" +he's a superstar in mine,he's a superduper star in mine. +Neighbors sue man to stop auto repairs at his own home,And now we know where the word cunt originated from. +Really? Wow. I've said that too (on another account possibly) and I was never banned.,I'm banned there for posting on t/d +Unce Unce Unce,Best comment. +Cannot play Matches The Remixes?,"Place them in the root of your HDD, or if you wish, rename them to a shorter name." +"Shit, I didn't know they had ditched those! My broke ass can't afford tickets often so I didn't know the two-piece amazingness had been ditched for some cocktail dress, ultra-PC bullshit! When they skated out in the old ones, there were PLENTY of happy humans, that's for sure!",Yea they where pants and zip up jackets usually now :( Still nice eye candy though. +"Its like, seriously, those guys have nothing, we have AR-15s and Rails Guns (That may or may not exist). How do they possibly think that this ends well for them.",Yeah but they have super soakers So look out +What's a bold prediction you've made about CFB over the past 5 years that's been spot on? I won quite a lot of money betting that Houston would beat FSU last year and that Memphis would beat Ole Miss. What's one game that your gut feeling pulled through big time for you?,My big one was Stanford being out of playoff contention before the committee's first rankings were revealed +How do we watch the Election Day End of the World Podcast live?,wondering the same thing now...Anybody know when its up? +LeBron James chosen Sports Illustrated Sportsperson of Year,Might've been the easiest pick ever for SI +Jury's still out on that.,No kidding. +About as ethical as insinuating that Seth Rich was murdered by Hillary.,yeah I guess they don't really even make an attempt to sound ethical/unbiased anymore so I shouldn't be surprised +NEW META: Skye needs a Nerf posts,next its going to be gg broken game i quit +you dropped into the wrong neigborhood motherfucker,2 to the 1 to the 1 to the 3 I like playing tone because she's OP +Honestly. How much worse could he be? Gabbert was already the absolute worst QB I've seen in a time...,I am just judging from the last few games I watch Kap play in... but I remember around a dozen turnovers. +Data that includes major urban area boundaries in Canada? Ie: major city boundaries,"Look up StatCan's Standard Geographical Classification (SGC) to determine whether you want census subdivisions or census metropolitan areas/census agglomerations, then d/l shapefles from the reference products of the census program microsite." +Umm could u help me out I have two Pokemon that must be traded to evolve Abra and Hungary I need to lv up Abra to its second from but would u mind helping me out with those evolvetions,"I'm sorry, but I don't have the poeer to evolve a country... :,D otherwise, yes, I can do trade evos" +"How's your new job going, dude?",I'm starting December 5th +(Mostly) Yami Image dump,After this most recent tlrd chapter... I appreciate this post +Voter intimidation isn't always so obvious,One of trumps honorary poll watchers for the oh so common poll fraud +Thanks man! I actually have it for sale right now! I'm really wanting a 2008 bullit! I got it all cleaned up for Craigslist.,"Oh okay, good luck with the new car!" +"Exactly. I'm 35 and would be incredibly creeped out dating a 20 year old, not expecting a future there. Hook up, yeah ok. But not a relationship. Hell, OP can't even drink yet.",I'm 25 and I'd be uncomfortable dating a 20 year old +Looking at two alternating pictures of the same table was oddly satisfying.,They should make a sub for that. +Made my impact known in the Reddit Championship Finals!,Nothing happened? +I randomly browsed the site and couldn't get the warning. Do you need to log in to see it?,Probably - they flaunt a subscription button on the modal popup. +Who are you talking about?,Guess. +Little boat,Icons: Candycons Widget: Europa for Zooper +"Ya once we forget about the NDAA, drone strikes, and prosecuting whistle blowers.",At least the banks got off scot free! +"You know that entire section isn't canon right? Stannis and shireen are alive and well in the books. The show has been pretty much entirely fan fiction for the past few seasons, hence why the dialogue has devolved so massively and the filler tits & gore got ramped up to the extreme.",Are you saying you don't like the bad pussy? +"Give it another 12 hours, we'll find out by then!",Keeping my fingers crossed. +"That's season 5 I believe. The au pair ruined a dress with wine, he takes it to a store (where Joan ends up working), gets it fixed and then he demands compensation for his time.","I read an interview with Vincent Kartheiser stating the scene wasn't written as a rape scene, but that the actress who played the au pair wouldn't kiss him back, so it ended up that way." +Good point. But who's Grump? I guess I'm out of the loop.,Game Grumps. +New Zealand markets are pricing in a Trump victory,bookies are starting to show slightly better odds in favour of Trump +Fanmade OE art: Filthyfrank,Fanmade OEs have more effort put into them than this +Markets in turmoil as Trump's chances increase.,Going to be a bumpy few months boys. +"I'm not sure if I should be clapping, laughing or crying right now (Because I can't get even one Cecil).","Cecil will come soon, I'm sure of it :D" +I'M NOT EVEN SHITPOSTING I MEAN THIS 100%.,<3 +Former ISIS Sex Slave Jail Is Now American HQ In Fight To Retake Major Iraqi City,They probably kept the sex slaves too. +7,Sounds about right. +Welcome to first-world problems: Fallout 3 edition,I am a human and I find nothing wrong with this now give me belly rubs +People often forget that reincarnation in buddhism isn't just human to human. You can be born as a hell being who will suffer for billions of years.,Bet the hell being still gets more girls than I do. +This made me warm inside. So many trump supporters disappointed.,the only people i hear crying are the liberals. +2017 NFL Mock Draft: Bears tab Mitch Trubisky as the future at QB,Definitely not a lock the Niners pick before us +"Can't wait until next month so I can watch the Bulls...compete for the 2011 Eastern Conference title with the ghosts of Rondo, Lopez, and Wade.",They wanted to get younger and more athletic but instead got older and more arthritic +"It's a sad realization that women are so truly despised in this country. A candidate with incredible intelligence, an incredible record of experience and qualifications, and an enormous sense of duty to her country is, instead of applauded and appreciated, degraded and smeared for decades, then measured against and determined to be just as bad as a racist, misogynistic piece of trash.",but emails! +"Hillary makes surprise appearance, awards Katy Perry at UNICEF...SNOWFLAKE BALL!! Does meme magic never end???",How many people have to help hold that thing up? +Shut the fuck up. You'll be back,They always come back. +Whitney who? There was this woman at finale who had her hand up the highest for Jason when Julie asked the HGs who they voted for. Could that be this Whitney person? She was cropped out here but she faded out in my mind long ago.,Whitney is the equivalent of BB12's Matt in the Brigade +"Saban is 64, dude can't coach forever.",One can dream. +"Johnson voters kinda fucked us in Florida. She lost by 130,000 votes. Johnson had 203,000 votes.",Stop the woman blaming +My first FNM win was a 3*New Phyrexia draft with 7 [[Artillerize]]. Gotta love playing burn in limited.,That would be a nice card for Aether Revolt +Look guys! I found the reddit user manual!,Does nobody use the subjunctive anymore? +"Imagine if someone stabbed you, nearly killing you, then they say sorry. How would you react?",Are you really comparing being stabbed to a video game? +I take it you didn't read any of the DNC emails?,"I did, and I am wondering how the DNC rigged the primary." +"This is probably going to be super nitpicky but, for at least the first few games, the actual Assassin's Creed was the guidelines they live by: not to harm innocents, to be subtle/invisible, and to not compromise the Brotherhood. And this movie seems very much similar to that first game. Later on they refer to the creed as the nothing is true... bit, so we'll see what the movie does with it.",isn't that because Altair was the one who first came up with that creed after the events of the first game? +L,L +You can say... He ruins everything?,Oh you... +Anyone else wish he would ditch Bannon as advisor? There's gotta be many much more qualified people.,Why does he make you feel uneasy? +Q: Pwede ko ba enchash cheke kahit saang branch or sa mismong branch lang nakasulat sa cheke? Thank you!,Depende sa bangko e. Anong bank yan? +"IMMINENT VICTORY THREAD. #THIS IS NOT A DRILL. WE ARE ACTUALLY GOING TO WIN THIS. SJWs, SUCK OUR DICK.","#Don't tread on us, shill scum!" +The UK doesn't imprison people who disagree with the government.,So it's okay to violate some human rights but not others? +"Great job, I'm proud of you!",Papa bless +"Don't worry , the new president is just another puppet.",YOU'RE THE PUPPET +More importantly he's eight in the NHL in points. So he's getting it done outside of the PP too.,HE'S NOT AS GOOD AS OVECHKIN OR CROSBY THEREFORE HE SUCKS +The answer is yes.,Good job Missouri +I have a Samsung phone and bank at Wells Fargo... I wonder what other major companies I do business with are going to shit the bed this year.,"Same, i have the note 7 and wells fargo." +We should start a thread just for unpopular Black Mirror opinions. Mine: I didn't enjoy a single second of 15 Million Merits,"Well, your opinion is wrong" +Now my fatass can finally enjoy a movie. Need to tell mommie to pack my tendies,Better save up those GBPs for both a movie AND tendies. +"Nobody knows, the original league players (Smith, Rice, Hester) from last year weren't added in until later in the year so there's no history for us to look at. I could easily see EA not touching it until next season but I could also see them adding more players as teams get better and there's a lack of promos and such in the offseason.",Thoughts guys on who it could Potentially be IF they would think about adding? +Yeah Doublelift played that well but that's the reason I hate playing against Vayne. No matter what her stats are if she got 2 items she can pretty much fight anything fed. No other ADC can do that. Shes fun tho.,ya +The ACLU Couldn't Keep Up With Everyone Trying To Donate After Trump Won,They need the money to make up for all the lost time giving a free pass to anything the Fed wanted to do for the past 8 years. +"Respectfully disagree. I don't do any dedicated core work but have a very nice aesthetic look in my core. My philosophy is that since any compound movement requires core strength, the heavier that movement, the more the core is recruited in a practical way and it'll get worked plenty. My core is sore after heavy leg day and heavy upper body day equally.",So the every workout should be a core workout philosophy? +Marc Marquez helmet design for Motegi 2016,That's a sick helmet +did the CEO of Reddit just use the 'it was just a prankbro!' defense?,And Millennials like this shitbag want to know why they aren't trusted with any corporate position above fluffer. +Why I'm Taking My Money Out of the Stock Market and Putting it in Crypto...,"US lost it's triple A credit rating a long time ago, he must have missed that." +People are posting on this sub so fast. No one will probably noticed that I'm gay and voted for President Trump.,great job patriot +"Im so torn on this subject. On one hand - yes, rehabilitation should be the goal for everyone. But many people *cannot* be rehabilitated. Forget about the offender: what is more humane for the tax payer? To pay millions of dollars annually to house, clothe, and provide medical care to people who will never see thr outside (note: in alot of cases having better access to food and medicine than millions of free americans) or to admit that this individual cannot change and do what needs to be done. Obviously yes, there needs to be reforms to the judicial system to prevent innocent or coerced people on death row. But I am not going to show remorse for the John Wayne Gacys, the Ted Bundys and other monsters who won't change.",The CA proposition is written in a way that states that the prisoners will have to work throughout their life sentence and pay restitution to the families of their victims. +"What, exactly, do you mean by that?","I, for one, did understand the joke." +"I'm a couple minutes behind, but Trump said that Khan's son would be alive if we haven't invaded Iraq as Hillary voted for without knowing what she was doing.","I question whether she didn't know what she was doing, tbh." +"Nowadays, Why companies encourage users to shop on there mobile apps instead of there websites?",Impulse buys. +People react to a leader falling off differently. Many people are extremely good at following a lead but when that crumbles they run around like a chicken without it's head and they either try to force it too hard and mess up or completely lose their sense of the bigger picture. It is definitely possible that losing the leadership's voice would impact everyone on the roster.,"Sure, its not like this is an issue that DL is notorious for in the past or anything" +"They were ok, but will they be ok?",We havent been ok since 2009 +"Ads on YouTube, what are you doing with your life mate?",Trying to support the people we like watching +Too soon?,LOLOLOLOLL +What're the chances they'll blow this out of proportion and use it as an excuse to shut us down? *cuck/10*,We can just move to voat +"I can really only remember seeing him on Qi, & up until his exile (when everyone clearly got sick of him) he was intolerable. He & Rory McGrath just didn't get the show at all.",Oh yeah Rory McGrath was awful +"Holy fuck, that Rory Markham KO was vicious and I've never seen it before.",Probably the best walk-off kick KO I've ever seen +Actually we used to be (on average) a lot more literate. Readership per capita was a lot higher in the 1800's but has been declining ever since. For example people turned out in the tens of thousands to hear Lincoln and Dougles debate for four hours and actually talk about policy.,So... make America great again? +Taco Trucks Are Actually Registering Citizens to Vote in Texas and Arizona,I really wanna know if the 4-way intersection by my house will have 4 taco trucks or just 1 for the whole corner +"Esteban thinks he's hot shit. He's just shit. Git gud, scrub.",His eyebrows are hot shit +I have been a long time lurker here. Finally gathering up the courage to say hi to my fellow lonely people. Hi there!,Greetings! +Funny when people get it mixed up.,Willful ignorance or complicit toadyism? +De PVV leunt op deze Amerikaanse godfather van de anti-moslimbeweging,Tijd om dit soort donaties te verbieden en de veramerikanisering van de Nederlandse politiek in de kiem te smoren. +Germany is still accepting political refugees.,Don't forget your hijab! +80's IndyCar! Everyone's happy!,Some retro oval cars would actually be pretty cool +To be fair if gangs want guns they're gonna get the guns regardless of what happens right?,"Yeah thats true, may as well let the government give them to them then" +"Ian just *screaming* at the color test fucking got me, and then they both just go ballistic.",Reminded me of Dennis from IASIP +'Snot very common from what I gather.,Definitely nothing to sneeze at +What campus? You might get high fives!,MacEwan! +"I am 13 years old and have autism, ADHD, OCD, and possibly ADD My name is Alex Lopez. I'm nearly 14. I have autism ADHD and OCD. Get yo' damn figures ready to ask me about anything. Except rampart.",Can you show the documented proof of these conditions please or GTFO as every 13 year old claims this shit. +"Don't be ridiculous, Americans are very welcoming. Enjoy your trip.",They'll even build you a wall as a welcome gift! +Pretty sure nicaragua,"Two kids just really like Nicaragua, eh?" +Debbie Wasserman Schultz Comes out of Hiding to Deny Her Corruption,"Why not come out of hiding , after all she won her district and has a job come January." +than,how much money have you made correcting spelling on the social media platforms? +"Honestly, it's stupid dehumanizing caricatures like that that made people turn away from Hillary. It alienates moderates when you say anyone who even considers voting for the other person is a psycho, racist, misogynist, rapist, etc etc etc. It makes dialogue impossible and then you can't actually convince those people to change their minds and come to your side. But hey don't listen to me it's not like we've been fucking saying this for 2 years now. If they let Warren run for president then we would be celebrating president Warren's victory tonight.","No you're wrong, and if anyone else has a different opinion than me they are also wrong and deserve to die!" +"They did fuck up badly. People are fed up with the lesser of two evils scam. The DNC took a gamble on disenfranchising a large segment of their own party, in tandem with media outlets like MSNBC that obviously imposed as close to a Bernie Sanders blackout as they could, for as long as they could, and still retaining the votes to push their corporate puppet into the white house and it's not panning out. I'm telling you, when Hillary loses, this is not going to be the fault of Bernie bros or any other country, the DNC is directly responsible for their candidate losing. Trump is scumbag as well so don't get me wrong. - Me, one month ago","Wait, so the Russians didn't do it after all?" +'race pandering film',Tell that to Abe Lincolns snapped neck +"Yes! Same question I've been asking for weeks and have never gotten a straight answer to: *What, if anything, in the law would prevent someone needing expensive, long-term care, from moving to Colorado just to take advantage of the taxpayer funded program?*",Whats preventing someone who needs expensive long term care from moving to any of the other 60 countries on earth with universal healthcare? +I would be more than happy to help with activity and graphic design (as much as I can) for a united europe.,"I'll happily hand over any resources of the MEU that may be useful (CSS, spreadsheet, wiki, guides)." +So Rage in HD - sweet!,Those old VHS quality music videos upscale so well +"He's explicitly said the opposite, where are you getting this information?",Where has he explicitly said that? +Pastor in texas yells at kids waiting for santa,"Pretty polite folks, I'm from safe space liberal town North Carolina and when shit like this happens there are invariably one or two people who just shrug and say, well, I'm going to jail today and head forward with the ass-whooping." +If Hillary wins it'll be the fastest impeachment of all time.,Will be the first time the losing party begins its state of the Union response with we have just served the new President her impeachment papers +Seriously. Didn't they see the effect that memes had on the US election? They can't be stopped.,Plot Twist: The were running out of memes to enjoy and new this would create a bunch of knew OC +I really hope it does die out so that the price falls down to $5 and I'll pick it up,You could give me that $5 and I'll disappoint you instead. +WTF HOW,I can recognise you <3 +"I hope the DNC learns something from this. You could have had an easy election process with Sanders, but now you have no president, no senate, and 4 years of Trump. Idiots.","yes all people who get duped, lied to, stolen from, mauled, assaulted... are all idiots and deserve what they get." +"Stock markets are up and taking this election in stride. Can we all agree now that Trump was never a threat to the establishment, he won't do anything against corruption, and all that's left to his message is hate?",LOL yeah and since its cold outside today then global warming is a myth. +You should of been mor confederat about he's feeling,im prett sure the word your looked for is confetti +Here in The Netherlands we pay around 1900 per year for a bachelor if you're dutch.,Here in Finland we get paid to go to school +Some fan you are,"Oh fuck off mate, leave the delusion to Liverpool fans." +"If the electorate manages to punish the DNC through votes but not the republicans for what they've done, all you'll do is hand america to conservatives.",Why would they ever change their ways if their ways get them elected? +"I know what 'Satora' means, I'm talking about the long sentence that *begins* with 'Satora'.",A quick google search and I belive its a mantra about awakening people from daydreaming +I havent heard that. I know someone who said they were very highly respected there. They were an english teacher lol. She even wants to retire there! Others have said they get pics taken with them all the time.,Hmm idk maybe it was the region or maybe it was because she was a she +"I am going to apply an arbitrary label to him as well, one that contradicts the arbitrary label you used.","The Millenial protection squad is here everyone, leave them alone in their safe spaces, the ones with the best WiFi access in the area." +But hes not a good candidate for a president tho. Even if he didn't cheat he played dirty ok.,"OFC, Hillary was squeaky clean..." +I think it's trying to tell you guys something.,Become Satan +Honestly... Where do we even start to address it? Getting rid of the electoral college?,I think ammendment. +"Suns Draft Everything I've seen so far from the Suns leads me to believe we will have a top 5 pick in the draft. Obviously things can change but all the mock drafts show 5 PG's taken in the first 8 picks. If you were McDonough what would you do? A) Trade Knight for a pick/non guard and draft a PG with our top 5 pick (one of Ball, Fultz, Smith, Fox, Ntilikina [??], Monk) and have him learn behind Bledsoe. Note: this move shows you don't believe much in Ulis :( B) Trade Bledsoe (and knight, no way he's with the team next season IMO) for picks and assets, end up with a top 3 pick most likely and draft your guard of the future (Ball, Fultz, Smith) to pair with Booker, Warren, Bender, Chriss. C) Reach for a center here with a top 5 pick (Tyson Chandler isn't getting younger and Len is a marginal starter in the league. Are there any good centers in this draft even? Maybe move back in the draft to grab said center? D) Draft Josh Jackson if he falls and either trade or don't resign PJ. Have Jackson back up Warren at the 3 and play Bender more at the 4 behind Chriss. E) Draft Jonathan Isaac (PF) from Florida state if he falls (assuming we aren't the worst team in the league). Crowd the PF position with Chriss/Bender already here. Possibly flip one of them for a vet and assets? F) Package the pick with one of our young players who don't have the last name Booker and get a borderline all star/legitimate all star. G) Other, give me your scenario",I would take Josh Jackson +"I'm on the fence. I wouldn't mind if they left it in, since you could see the vikings taking considerable damage anyway. A couple more bombs plus some single target damage can still kill a viking ball very quickly. Plus the parasitic bomb is still there so the vikings can't retreat.","Yeah that 500/1000 resource of vipers took about half the health off of those 6 vikings, definitely leave that in the game." +When did Trump order mass bombings?,He'll do it today he's already president +ONLY use Snowglobe given in mail,"It doesn't matter which Rouge you used, the rewards are going to come at a later date." +"Hillary got more votes. Fuck this backwards ass system. If the republicans had any honor, they'd respect the nations vote and ask their electors to vote for hillary. But they are pathetic, weak, spineless individuals, so we get 4 years of Trump.","Yes, because had the roles been reversed, clearly Hillary would have conceded to Trump." +Annnnnd I hate you for camping a ladder with a shotgun,"yes, best tactic ever: pick a shotgun in a TDM match and camp the roof to get an astounding 1-0." +I love that his middle name is Matthew too. Tampa Bay is just having a tough week.,"Wrong side of the state, but I'll let it slide." +NFL Players can't believe this W*nker,Uh.... Not NFL for one.... +check ur privilege,Expecting a game mode to work as described = privilege +"Cool flag! I would like to ask our fellow Milwaukeeans, what happened since the flag won the competition? Any moves to make this an official flag? Do you see this flag in the wild often? Do people care about the flag?",Litterally nothing has happened. +hardest god in the game? who's the hardest god in the game? for me it's ullr ~.~ i can't use that boi. u gotta smash yo keyboard to land his combo,Ao Kuang +How did they not see the car...?,Cause they were not looking at the road most likely. +"AHAHHA. YOU MADE ME CHORTLE, GOOD SIR.",yes +TFW to smart too be president,wojackbrain.jpg +Game Thread: Colts vs Chargers The battered Colts host the bruised Chargers today as they look to tally thier first W of the 2016 campaign. This could be the first game where the Colts have all their defensive starters on the field at one time. Will the Colts overcome the mistakes and injuries that plagued them the first two games? Will update with Inactives once they are announced.,DAVIS IS BACK BITCHES +How would you handle a stranger suddenly screaming incoherently at you in public?,"Say, my name is Hugh Mungus" +Showerthought: Attach heart rate monitors to CS players in major tournaments and display their BPM in the live stream / 1st person spectator mode. Wouldn't it be a visceral viewing experience to watch players' heart beat go up during intense moments in a match? Or to see how stone cold certain players remain in critical scenarios?,People would never know if Dosia is just nervous or just chilling though +You don't have to do anything at all,You sure know how to hold reasonable conversations. +A blasphemous flag on my local LFC Facebook group,looks like a pretty decent chinese product +I was one of the people who voted for Clinton. This is bad news to me!,How many times did you vote? +"Yup, everybody is either for unlimited amount of unchecked migrants, or a Russian shill.",Nice strawman m8 +Do you not use an MDM?,Doesn't help when the battery's been dead for months. +Trump supporters are rational people,Okay buddy +"I can't believe that I played this back in 2009, I still have my original profile from what I remember.","I'm not gonna lie, I loved it." +this one is far superior and i just laughed like a fuckwit,AHOHAHOH**AH**OH +"Gee, then maybe Europe should start pulling its own weight in NATO for the first time ever. Guess what? Americans are tired of having to do the vast majority ourselves while the rest of NATO reaps the rewards.","Yeah, it's not like the US gains anything from having military all over the Europe." +Trump victory rally on Hilltop @10,Seems like a bad idea... +TEN TIMES!!!,"Uh-uh, not guilty!" +"I don't know how you're saving your money, but, it's probably time to let some of that money work for you. My parents could put money in a savings account and get 4%+ interest, not so today. It's probably time to invest some of that money into something that will at least beat inflation. Maybe check out r/personalfinance or r/memeeconomy what do I know though.",Take 5-10k and open a retirement account +How do you know Naomi will win?,They're either from the future or talking out of their ass. +Faux releases the most important range ammos in DMM finale,But... why +Bought some $mstx with some change Sitting around. Now its coming up yeeeeee,I still don't think that a good idea. +Yes it is.,What is a boudoir shoot in industry terms then? +"whoah, thats a fair amount of time. Congrats. I'm an immigrant too, had to make a decision 5 years ago between studying in houston and london, ontario. i chose Canada and in hindsight i should have chosen houston as it was a better program. I got my PR a year ago. Now it feels like the best decision ever. So happy and grateful to be a part of this country.","Ou London.. So uh, Jack's this weekend?" +My kid takes melatonin. Apparently I need to be aware that it may make him drowsy. I should hope so as none of us are getting any sleep if it doesn't!,Did you go to a doctor to know his melatonin production time becuase if you didnt its a big placebo/ineffective mess +North Carolina Governor loses re-election bid after battle over anti-LGBT law,"So... NC didn't elect a governor over anti-LGBT law, but voted for a president and vp that are very anti-LGBT... totally makes sense" +"That's it for IPv4, go all IPv6: Internet Architecture Board. Pool of original internet protocol addresses exhausted.",So much for memorizing my ip for remote desktop! +is that a big pupper or a tiny hooman?,Why not both? +#TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS,No overtime required. +"Nope, it might actually be slower, but setting up the scene is faster for me and I prefer the output. I also use FStorm for quick renders.","Oh, nice." +Yurp,going to remake this in sfm tomorrow :D +When did you order if you don't mind me asking?,Late last week my friend! +"thx. We are stopping soon. The doctors have been saying for 5 years she only has a few months to live, and this time last year she was designated end of life, but she has been stable since. We decided two years ago we would do the 5 years, then she would go in a home if she survived that long (she is not aware of anything, we are essentially a life-support machine). If she crashes we will see it through, but it is tough on my wife as she balances doing the right thing for her mother, and resenting someone she doesn't even know.",Must be tough dude best wishes to you all! +If famous people were yoyo companies. What would their flagship model be? From both past and present.,Trump: really high walls +Snorting sugar sounds painful and unlikely to get you high.,"Can confirm, did this as a child and it's uncomfortable and just makes you snotty and a little hyper." +"You want them while they're cute, once they hit puberty you dump them and get a new one.","Sounds like what some people do with puppies and kittens, too..." +"Well I'm not trying to say that Reaper is better (I primarily use Ableton, but I own Reaper and a few others). It's just that it's *so* cheap. There's no point in buying Ableton as your first DAW when it's expensive for reasons that aren't going to be immediately obvious. Personal preference is an entirely true statement, but no one would support Pro Tools as a first purchase (for example).","Pro tools was my first DAW purchase (though I suppose I pirated cubase before, and it did come with my interface, and I'd already learned it at college and needed it for uni)." +How dare they want to lock up a criminal who would've happily sent their children to their deaths.,Conjecture. +The Ottoman Empire was a joke.Such a big empire and the only thing they did was wars and more wars.,Didn't you hear about how tolerant and progressive snd nice to their slaves they were? +Rumble Supremacy is probably the least fun I've ever had in Destiny. Step 1: Spot Guardian Step 2: Trade shotguns kills Step 3: Third Guardian uninvolved in the fight picks up both crests. Rinse Repeat,Conversely: Inferno Rumble was the first time I've actually had fun in a Rumble match. +I left it open-ended to allow people to come to their own conclusions. Sort of like a Choose Your Own Adventure book. Spoiler Alert: Father Time is undefeated.,Oh yeah well what about Jesus +"St. Petersburg, Russia",I feel like former Soviet territory is easy mode for this sub +"Donald J. Trump On Twitter - If the press would cover me accurately & honorably, I would have far less reason to tweet. Sadly, I don't know if that will ever happen!","#THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HAS A POINT, YOU KNOW" +What do you do after work?,Work never ends... +we're doing ribs now? my competition-style 6-hour smoked ribs With Bonus Step-By-Step Pics,I'm pretty sure pineapple is not citrus... +"If Trump and Clinton were stranded on an island, who would survive?",I found that joke to be original +Maybe Mrs. Claus will deliver,SENRUD? +There was always grinding in the form of Arenas. Arenas were just less tedious.,no (infinite) arenas in FE4 and Tellius! +Who's to say they aren't?,"Burdon of proof is on the person making the claim, bud." +Mariano is still making shitty commercials to this day.,Hell Keith Hernandez is still raking in those Coin Galleries of Oyster Bay bucks.... or coins I guess +Trump broke all the rules,Are you even relevant anymore lying CNN? +Can't really refute that. Almost everything was measurably better under Barack though but I guess some people don't really care about that.,Cant let facts get in the way of feelings +"*mumbles* I should have specified... get ALL 3 of us to the back room. If we can make it to the back sink, we should be able to stop it up so it quits growing. *he looks at the bubble engulfing us* How long can you keep this up for?","I can keep it up fer 12 hours, and fit through anything that isn't airtight" +"Yeah absolutely. Well maybe if you're a member of this very obscure little religion which name escapes me right now but other than that, no problem with legal immigration.","Oh right dude, we might as well leave the borders wide open for them because Germany and Sweden are handling their immigration problems well." +"I do, if he dies we automatically get both first jew and then first female presidents.",And the first Native American! +This is just horrible luck,Haha tier 3 trash player +"Free YogYog bear 3DG8T-NNPFV-9JYT8 i dont play it, and got it from humblebundle.",Tfw you're out of town for the week and keep missing all of the codes. +There are two good things about the 1911: its slimness and its trigger. Can you get this magazine to somehow fuck up the trigger pull as well?,Anything is possible with the magic that is a dremel. +"I've realized I severely underestimated how much of our country supports Trump and what they feel his presidency will bring. Educate me Reddit: why did you vote for Trump? (Serious answers, please)","Because Hillary is a warmongering sociopath that wanted to start war with Russia, and I really REALLY don't want that." +Case and Point: Any mega cities in Asia.,any city anywhere in the world save for US suburbs +Where is this from?,Water World +You should definitely take it home and raise it to get into mischief,Taking wild animals out of the wild is an extremely horrible idea. +Who drinks mystery liquid thats been sitting around for 6 months?,Meth heads. +He's done an ama,Yeah and we definitely don't have any more questions for him +"I think the 3DS version is far more likely than the PS4 version, to be honest. Nintendo's the one who's been pushing for Dragon Quest localization and publishing in the West since Dragon Quest IX.","Hope not, i prefer the ps4 version.. tired of it only coming to boring handheld.. i want to play on the big screen like dq8 on ps2" +"if you live on paved streets/not a steep hill, you should be find with all seasons and an Outback. I don't put winter tires on my truck, with 4x4, but I did put studded snow tires on my front wheel drive VW. In high school I lived on a private dirt road with a 10% grade, and my all season tires and Subaru outback did just fine.",You were in highschool-we were all invincible in those days. +I think it would be fascinating to see how an American politician would do on Survivor. Also it would bring a lot of publicity to Survivor.,They surely wouldn't lie +The weight of the rings weighed pushed him deep into the fire.,"I don't think so, the ring floated." +Must be one of those stealth-tanks,I think that's the tank head glitch where it uses third person to see over the fence. +"Win with grace, lose with dignity.",You mean like the candidate who was the first in a lifetime not to give a concession speech once the race was called? +Good to know. ........MOONBEAM?,"Years ago, around 1975 when he was first a Governor, Brown made comments in support of UFOs or aliens and was labelled Governor Moonbeam." +Didn't see it. At all. What I *did* see that you're probably strawmanning is that a lot of the opposition to Hillary was based on nothing but sexism.,"Nice way to perpetuate... keep it up... continue the disenfranchisement, that will surely help the next candidate" +"i thought you were joking, i was actually laughing rn","Have a good one dude, I never said it wasn't an embarrassing moment but it did happen lol" +Freedom never sits. It stands at full attention.,Like my dick upon seeing this. +Is there a negative view amongst stand-ups towards improv? I've noticed something a few times at my local open mic. I've performed a couple times and been an audience member a few more too. Some of the comedians made jokes at the expense of improv/theatresports people. Is there some sort of animosity towards that community amongst stand-ups?,Do stand-ups really look at anything favorably? +"Yeah because that strategy worked so well for you in the election. Trump is a delegator, a manager. All-talk campaigning isn't what he's best at. I think he's going to shock with how well he does.","Yeah except there is no second, third, or fourth bankruptcy in this endeavor." +"You had Hitler, so we can get one too! Yeah, I'm not that sure if that's what you should aim for","And as always, a cheap knock-off." +Yep I'm physically ill as I had like 500k at the time to buy a ton. Then I think about players I can buy with the 60k profit I made and it helps a lil bit,Who can you get? +This was my first one too,If it's your first one how is it another one +Awww. It's a damn shame there's nothin there.,God damn +"Getting to the point without making small talk first. Seriously, just tell me what you want.",Sex +"Nick Saban and Urban Meyer have won a combined 7 of the last 10 national championships; they are the only current head coaches to have won more than 1 title, and each has 3+. Is there anybody else coaching right now that you believe could achieve the same level of dominance in the future? I know similar questions have probably been asked before, but this seems to be the only place on reddit that isn't obsessed with politics right now and I think it's an interesting question anyway. A lot of the time long-term coaching skill is a complete roll of the dice, but I'm curious who's on peoples' radars right now. Personally, I could see Harbaugh being part of a stat like this in a few years. There also seemed to have been a consensus before the season that Herman was gonna be the next big coach, but I feel like that's cooled off a bit after Houston's current struggles (though Herman is undoubtedly a very good coach). As far as other G5 coaches go, PJ Fleck is getting some (well-deserved) hype, and I think Willie Taggart is going to be finding success at a P5 school within the next few years.","Jimbo, dabo, petterson, and Harbaugh could do it." +Seen on the back of a car,Maybe be something someone mistook for a Pink Floyd reference. +These people hit the bottom then grabbed a shovel,From my experience that just leads to another barrel. +This is true. It's a known fact iPhone users spend more. Which is why advertising targets them.,The galaxy phones are similar in prestige (at least in cost) and they alone are around the same sales as IPhone. +"Trunp isn't going to try to prosecute Clinton. It would be perfectly in character for him to do so, but I doubt it will happen.",We doubted he would win too +I'd say before Nov. 12th,"That's a bit optimistic, probably late December." +"ALL ENERGY ALL THE TIME. Solar wind oil gas everything. No more regulations. Let's unlock all that dark energy beneath us before it's all worthless. That's why it's important to turn up the spigout and extract all the oil energy that we can, as soon as we can. Because as Tesla owners, we know that the black goo won't be worth very much for the countries who are sitting on it for too long.","Yes, dumping all the oil onto the market at once totally won't depress the price of oil" +the cake is amazing....,"Can confirm, bocce dulche and raspberry gateu so good." +So fuck me if I'm a poorfag without a cellphone then.,It's not like usernames are a huge feature +Jerry Jones: Cowboys receivers open thanks to Dez,Yeah but we should totally trade him +Why Dak Prescott's QBR is so much better than Carson Wentz's,But Dak hasn't played a real defense yet +"I love the nameplate on the front, as that is pretty slick!",Yeah but that swoosh thing (whatever it is) on the other side looks pretty tacky. +"Why is it okay for guys to use gender-specific hateful language? Tits and a gash, that patronizing ladies, cunt, bitch, etc. This is something I'm wholly sick of.","Women aren't human silly, they don't deserve human terminology." +Hillary Clinton Enough said....,kek +HAHAHAHAHAHA,"... what's happening over here, fellas?" +What is this from?,The Happy Housewife +Hillary Clinton's Lead Is Greater Than Multiple Former Presidents',She lost in a landslide in the only metric that counts. +"Yeah, that kid is hopped up on something his parents forced down his throat. He's probably democrat and they freaked out.",Off-label Adderall FTW! +National Videogame Foundation formed to 'celebrate and preserve' video games,I am my own 'national videogame foundation'. +"If people seem unclear on Trump's message it's because he isn't clear about it. Sometimes he's for MJ, sometimes not. Sometimes he wants to raise taxes, sometimes he wants to lower them. He's for and against abortion as well. Depends on the day.",Sounds like a solid choice for the presidency. +rip in ears my friend. too late for me 2,[*] +Did you read the post I linked to?,"Oh, yeah, an opinion from one person is really a way to convince me." +What with our clean air and moderate climate.,"Hey, suburban Massachusetts will be warm beachfront property - climate change it up!" +"That's the equivalent of police knowing your neighbor is a drug dealer and raid your house along with his, even when they have no evidence against you.",You could have been dealing drugs though! +Having a humanities education/liberal arts degree is just as important as that CS degree.,How dare you sully the web with such words! +I swear JT has been at OSU since the Stone Age,He is our Jake Butt. +He should kill Pence first,Very tolerant of you +You should try listening to some Kanye. He's actually really talented.,"all they know is that kanye supports trump, so he must be a terrible person" +Abbiamo 69 isp?,Si appoggiano tutti a Telecom +I was just joking D: dang tough crowd,"Well, when you call someone out for cheating or just joking, it's the internet so :/" +"Pero con tu criterio un pianista aprieta teclas y pisa pedales, un baterista golpea tambores y pisa un pedal, un guitarrista aprieta y rasga cuerdas.... Es como decir que manejar es mover un volante, mover dos palancas y pisar pedales pero la realidad es que hay un gigantesco gradiente de habilidades desde el que ni sabe que hace cada pedal hasta un corredor de Formula 1 y similar.","Nunca mencionan a los bajistas en estas cosas, como nos discriminan la puta madre" +"*^What ^a ^potty ^mouth! ^I ^think ^this ^is ^what ^you ^meant, ^salty ^human:* **Jumping toxic left. Go bonk yourselves. You wanna know why I voted Independent? You called me a crap boy, a bernie bro, and non-essential to your election. Suck my wiener you dumb mother bois. I'm glad we have this happening now.**",I like this bot. +I think you haven't actually looked into it.. It is very feature rich. Runs poorly right now though.,"Whenever i've seen someone playing it or asked someone what you can do in it i'm often given the response you just explore However you are correct, I haven't looked into it." +NERVO & Hook N Sling - Reason (Official Music Video),Vicetone remix is quite awesome too +"Sadly, I am not surprised at this. You should google our school board... It is a big part of the reason your kids read history books that do things like call slaves migrant workers.",What kind of revisionist bullshit is that? +WiFi = Cancer Vaccines = Autism Nuclear = Unsafe,"But every candidate has their flaws, so you might as well vote for mine" +Are *you* deluded by big business and the government? Who are you to assume that everyone else is? You give the establishment too much credit.,more than 100 posts in a day - someones been working hard! +YES fellow Al fan *fistbump*,"Fuck the Abrahamic God, I worship volcanoes." +If it's anything like China in Africa it will involve massive fraud and exploitation of local workers.,"And comparing it to how it is now, how much different will it be?" +LIVE STREAM: UT Students March in Protest (The Daily Texan FB page),"Y'know, if Hillary had won and it was Trump's supporters protesting, people would be flipping their shit and saying how they just need to accept the election results." +"WE DID IT! PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, DONALD J. TRUMP!",We made history. +"If just to get away from Trump's USA. I mean, Harambe wasn't white, so he wouldn't have done well in a Trump America.","Harambe would have joined hands with Pepe the Frog and together they would have praised Trump, for the glorious leader that he is (and for his very large hands)." +"Ok but will the online be buffed for season 2? Because it's still largely the same, terrible. And it seems like the devs are under the misconception that it's fine. This seriously needs to be a top priority, net code is pretty sub par.",Have you tried opening your router port? +in 2008 he said he didnt support gay marriage and he had nothing to do with the supreme court decision.,"I'm pretty sure it wouldn't have happened had he nominated conservative judges, so actually, he did have influence." +"Either way, it is a fetish?",Yes? +YOUTUBE HIDING COMMENTS!,"When you use allcaps, people take you more seriously and are more likely to watch your video." +I'm onto you Samuel Stein,"~~Stein~~ Stain, perhaps?" +You sound like a troll.,Spoken like someone who doesn't want to have the RIGHT to GUNS to shOOt PeOPle with PrACticALly uNAmERiCAn. +Does Jordan Gay see any snaps? He's a kicker. I rung up his mom at my job today. Just wondering,No because the ball doesnt get snapped on kickoffs +Got a 50 on my PiCat asvab!,Jesus Christ did you breath through a straw when you were born? +$100 says she doesn't,Yeah I'm a 1000% sure that she will not go to jail. +How many more does he have and how often will he post? I didn't hear his scheduling or anything for this :(,He said on Hannipede's radio show today that they will try to release one a day until the election. +"He has been quiet for about 10 min, probably trying to figure out how to change the code he copied from someone else.","I think he turned it off, killed the code, or he's trying to figure out how to deal with us." +PUT YOUR FAITH IN THE LIGHT,NEED A LIGHT? +"Stupid Obama. I mean, how hard is it to try and move away from fossil fuels while subsidizing the fossil fuel industry? Thank god Trump will solve that problem by eliminating the idea of climate change.",you forgot your +I'm not telling you what you think. I'm telling you what you think is wrong.,With no evidence or argument besides... I know you are actually a racist dur +NO.,...? +Well you do know there is a secret military base under the Denver airport.. right?,The lizard people require a place to fortify their ranks. +"If NY wasn't so radically liberal and there was a chance republicans could win in NY then they'd count more for the state. The left has total dominion over NYC, LA, CHI, DET, etc etc",So people's votes should count more or less depending on their political leaning? +Do we actually care? Over half the voters did too. Tom Brady is our QB and the best one of all time. Anyone who chooses to dislike him based on political beliefs is pretty fucking stupid in my opinion.,Of course we should care how am I going to vote for TB in 2020 when I know he supported Trump in 2016. +"I suppose all women, gays, lesbians, minorities, handicapped, who didn't vote for Hilary should die too? It never occurred to these women that there's a possibility that it's precisely because of women like them that Hilary lost.","No, they just need to be sent to reeducation camps to deprogram them from their internalized misogny, obviously." +"You are preaching to the wrong quire pal. What I said stands. Doesn't matter what the subject is. If its voted on, it should be.",choir* +What happens if a subreddit owner breaks reddits rules?,The rules only apply to us normal peasants. +That is sad that you even have to mention that. People are fucking retarded.,The fact that the largest online pro trump community is satire may be indicative of why some people get the perception that he/and his supporters are crazy. +"As much as I would love to see a Washington/Clemson game, I really don't see y'all getting past Ohio State unfortunately.","Well, ok" +#NotAllBosses you guise,The whole thread is filled with bootlickers. +I think it's boy's hole,"I feel like you're saying boy's hole, and it's clearly soul" +"President Trump may be trouble for AT&T/Time Warner merger, and Comcast",Trump is a piece of shit. +The police scanner said the crowd pulled a woman out of her car and beat her. The police should be using gas and dogs at this point.,Stop and frisk time bitchessssss! +"Ted Bundy, pictured in the Wilson High School - Nova Yearbook (Tacoma, WA) - Class of 1965",I know this is a high school pic but he looks like he's 30. +If both are comfortable then go with the Logitech. Better software that does not require registering with Razer is a win in my book.,Ive heard Deathadder is much better for CS. +Best way to remove black coating from aluminum handle? I have a Zero Tolerance 0770 and the black coating is starting to wear off. What's the best way to get it all off without scratching the handle?,Sand blasting is the best way to achieve an even finish on a surface with lots of curves or irregular shapes. +"Take their phones when you get a chance, in their notification shade, click on the settings menu and disable the notification controls.",This is the answer OP is looking for.....needs to be higher. +Which movie title is most improved by adding 'in my ass' to the end?,Inglorious Bastards.... In my ass +Uncle Ben's anyone ?,leave spider man's uncle out of this +"Which Drones to buy? New to the scene Hello all I am new to the drones scene and would like to purchase one. I do not need anything extremely fancy or mind blowing, just something i can put FPV gear on and get my adrenaline going. I am looking for something in the 300-500$ range. Looking at the research I have done so far, I am currently looking at buying an immersionrc vortex 285. Does anyone have experience using this model? Which model would you recommend?",GoPro Karma. +"this is not an advantage, this is just a squad of half blind players bunching up together too much, a shotgun would of done the same thing","They would have had to go closer wit a shotgun, possibly wasting the opportunity." +Proof of voter fraud and broken voting seals in a County Hillary won in Wisconsin.,st croix county went for trump ~26k to ~17.5k +After a recent marriage separation I finally treated myself to ALL THE THINGS!,*JEALOUS RAGE* +or just equality in general. A lot of the Trump supporters that I know said they did it for the supreme court. That they did not like him but they did not want Hillary to pick the nominations. With a nod to gay marriage and abortions being decisions that they want to change.,gotta oppress the gays even if you're forced to use an unhinged narcissist to do it +I just put my Orzly case on... There is a giant rainbow splotch in the middle of the screen.,Yea fuck that +"Don't worry. I hear Trump is going to bring back jobs like you wouldn't believe. You like coal, right?","Yeah, we can drop all that STEM stuff now." +Aren't fat people actually less of a drain on healthcare since they die faster?,Only if we were to let them die. +mixed race couple is attacked at subway they were upset that dude was out with a 'white girl,But they dindoo nuffens +"Yeah, starving people are ruthless. You can be as big as a tank, but a 130-lb dude with a pocket knife can still kill you.","Seriously, people tend to lose all of their fear in fight when it's fight or don't eat." +I plan on getting this bumper on my 05 wrangler. Will it look weird having LED fog lights paired with hallogen headlights? Anyone have a combination of LED and hallogen?,Completely dependent on the color temperature of each +minimum wage high school kids,I'd do it +What were your doses and timing?,"Most recently when I did it, I took 140mg MDMA, 90 minutes later took 70mg MDMA, and 3 hours after the initial dose, I insufflated 10mg 2c-b." +"Castro was a brutal human being. But he also did a lot of good for his country despite that. As opposed to Pinochet, a man our leaders often praised. Never mind the ever expanding rogues gallary of brutal pieces of shit we have supported or put into power over the years. Never mind what we did in Iraq and Vietnam. I have no love for dictators, but I have a massive amount of hate for hypocrites.",Would you have liked Castro or someone just like him to take over the US and rule it like Castro just to have better healthcare. +"You guys realize Trump's actually pretty friendly to women, gays, and others, especially as far as other Republicans go, right? I mean, his company has more female executives than male, his spokeswoman is a woman of mixed race, he's great friends with Ben Carson (a black man, in case you don't remember him), and one of his head strategists this year was a woman. Hell, he even paraded a rainbow LGBTs for Trump flag around the stage with pride. I mean, I get it if you don't like his economic, immigration, etc policies, but can the discussion of him being every -ist in the book stop? He's proven it wrong time and time again, and yet is keeps going.",Mike pence is absolutely a homophobic racist though. +Been officially shut down by the writers though.,Link? +These 60-second cuts of general conference sessions are the best way to watch general conference,I almost fell out of my chair. +Oh. My. God. This. Please. Yes. A couple commas would make the economy in this game so much more simple.,"Perfect, more casuals trying to make this game simpler" +"Opinion poll: Which is better for ultra high settings on a triple monitor setup, dual GTX 770's or single GTX 1080?",A single 1080 without question +pathetic crowd. trump rallies are much bigger. looks pretty low energy too. just sad.,yeah they should have been rioting and breaking shit like they were in oakland! +Trying to grab a crocodile,Fuck the camera guy. +Nintendo Switch better have pictoxhat or I'm not buying,Not +Density level=SMBH,Denser than a neutron star. +"Christmas gift for my army buddy, ideas? My buddy is going to deploy soon, he is currently home to celebrate the holidays before he leaves and I want to get him something nice. I just recently bought a Cold Steel Espada large in coyote brown G10. He really seemed to like it and I was going to get him the same knife but then I started thinking about fixed blades... etc. Just wondering everyones opinion! The Espada Large in coyote brown is about $180 and that's more or less my budget. Thanks!","Army gift basket with the following; C4, Crown Royal, mint skoal, Extra strength Advil and porno DVD with KY." +I like the 9 W's. Like incase we couldn't picture 9 wins,"As an Orlando city fan I didn't know what it looked like, so it helped" +"I Found A New Code Word, The Grabblers",News you can use. +My beer bubbles look like a Member Berry,Member the password? +"What does Agent 47 do in his downtime? I understand Agent 47 is a notoriously thin character, but humor me. - He's wealthy, given his fees - He's asexual - He doesn't enjoy social contact - He has to keep his body and mind sharp - He enjoys the company of small birds It seems unlikely to me that he would feel comfortable staying in one place for too long, given the nature of his work and his desire for total anonymity. So what is he doing when he's not preparing for missions? Since he's uninterested in humans he's probably also uninterested in reading fiction or watching films. Gotta spend that money somehow though. Big house that he rarely stays in somewhere? Fine dining? Or is he just moving from motel to motel, spending the evening looking after pet birds and picking fluff off his suits? What do you think?",He sits at the table quietly in a dark room. +Cudi needed to moan more on the album. What are your favorite Cudi tracks that he moans and hums on guys,"I mean look at his feature on Kanye's Waves, Cudi and Ye have a fucking hum off there" +"Typically a president will always run for a second term, it's the optimism he has that he'll win what matters","He said a while ago he wasn't sure if he would run again, He said he wanted to see how it goes first." +"Looks like the trend of shitty games with embargoes continues. I think at this point, people should have finally figured out that if they don't give out pre-release review copies, **and** allow pre-release reviews, then they're hiding something.",Doom? +"There are mechanics beyond that that favor the Russians too. Russian shells are packed with HE, and in reality that leads them to be brittle and has the risk that they'll break up on impact occasionally, which isn't modeled ingame at all. That's why the Russian shells almost always one-shot anything they pen. All the benefits with none of the downsides.",Very fair point. +Am I doing it right?,You should tweak your settings. +What a messy plate Daniel got there!,Just like his driving! +I wonder how expensive the Gucci collar was.,"How much would a Gucci dog condom cost, and would price vary by species?" +Why? Is he triggered by it? I thought he liked people who tell it like it is. Fuck PC culture and all that.,"Nah, it's just incorrect since he replaced his skin with orangutan hide." +Peeling my PC's new case (WARNING: VERTICAL RECORDING),I'M SORRY +Weird I thought he looked bigger. Gall kinda seemed a little flabby but that might just be his body type,Gall has that Nate Diaz body. +Direct democracy is not a good idea.,Cant have those filthy peasants deciding things. +btw the 49ers offence sucks so any improvement in defence is deaf ears.,Builds confidence +"Dear President Trump, please fire Lying Loretta Lynch and replace her with this American hero.","I'd be happy with Cowley, Rudy, or Christie." +You'd be surprised. New Zealanders still talk about this one.,Thats from an askreddit post +Climate change: Survey finds 77pc of Australians believe it is occurring,I'm really not heartened by the fact that 1 in 4 people are batshit insane or just painfully stupid. +Liberal logic: it's only racist if the white man is the aggressor,"Yep, all liberals think this way." +"Donald Trump will do a deal with Britain unlike 'loathsome creature' Obama, says Nigel Farage","Hooray, everyone can joke about sexual assault now!" +"So if it's omniphobic, that means it's also islamophobic. First racist phone confirmed.",does that also make it homophobic? +I suppose that is true but I would never make an open-faced PB&J as it would not have the appropriate ratio of bread to fillings.,Toast with PBJ is amazing +"All I want to do is get a bunch of tattoos, pretend to be best friends would someone random, tell them my deepest secrets, and overdose on ambien.",Why? +Finally stumbled across a deal,You still need to clean your camera ;) +"Same thing could be said of anything else. For every Stephen King, there is like 100 fifty shades of gray.","yeah, but unless you are a massive weeabo then you do realise that there is a vast amount of nearly unwatchable anime." +Sikh NYPD officers now have the uniform option of full turbans.,How bizaare +Was that the one with the black guy who's head looked like a pineapple? Like legitimately a pineapple?,yes +this sounds like a better idea,We could try Obamacare again +"You can get drastic changes out of changing camshafts. Camshafts are always about compromises though. Road cars have cams for low-end drive-ability, race cars are high-end power. This is like the most variable camshaft ever, so you get all the potential boosts they could ever give, and even a few that they can't possibly give (e.g. a cam's shape has to be smooth enough for the valve to roll over, not so with these!). And that's on top of all the other little bonuses from not needing physical linkages, and essentially having perfect individual throttle bodies and all that goodness.",I wonder if this tech would open up any two stroke possibilities that are cleaner/more efficient. +Yeah I like that one too.,"I wouldn't work from there, the wifi is spotty and the crowds are going to make it hard to focus." +Aether,LLLLLOOOOOOO +So you voted for the candidate who bullied Bernie? Or did you not vote at all?,Did not vote. +Nope! We're going around again and again!,"Well, until the ride gets hacked." +Is it possible to get banned because of lag?,"Hey, this doesn't answer your questions directly, but I'd say try to hard wire your gaming rig." +"It's not really about a redditor's feelings, it's about the fact that an officer put a man in an illegal chokehold while he suffocated to death and cried for help without being punished for it. Plenty of piggies commit crimes and don't even get a slap on the wrist, just because you found 3 cases of justice served doesn't change that.",Chokehold is not illegal in NYS +I rather have snakes and spiders in my bed than cockroaches in my house,There's a snake in my boots! +Yeah...we'll see...,Great input +"Any time there's a rule that seems oddly specific, you know it's there because someone tried it.",A Randall Munroe-esque hobby of mine is imagining the situations that predicated those kinds of dumb rules when I see them. +Ennard has multiple eyes on his body that match the eye colors of the main Sister Location Animatronics.,The purple eye on the chest could also be a Bon-Bon eye. +Trump thinks climate change is a hoax perpetuated by the Chinese.,"To be fair, he denied saying that" +"Well it's give me money to save me from the patriarchy vs. give me money for my cancer treatment and to help my drug addicted daughter, soooo....",The twist is that the drug his daughter is addicted to is internalized misogyny +"Captain wait.... I sense... sarcasm. The OP was not being serious... Belay the photon torpedoes, ensign. Hailing frequencies open... you had better be right Deanna.",Amazing reference. +Dui is a dui,"It's bad either way, but your kidding yourself if you think an alcohol related DUI is the same as a DUI resulting from legitimate medication's side effects." +Budget?,maybe 3-400 dollars? +"Inhumans are created to fulfill a purpose, aren't they?",That's what they believe at any rate. +Lol the only good thing about Papa Johns has always been the garlic dipping sauce.,You mean the butter sauce with a little garlic flavor? +"Honest talking, which TGT Legendaries were good? Off the top of my head, Rhonin and Justicar... dunno.",Aviana will be good with kun when msg hits. +Welcome to my house.,"Hey bud, you got a spare room?" +I am immediate using stealing this and using it on every liberal I encounter,Analogies only make sense if they match my agenda. +"As an Arsenal fan, I can confirm Kroenke's teams not spending. (Though we did sign 2 players right before the window closed, but thats not the usual)",That's more on Arsene than Kroenke imo. +"Police prevent protestors from unblocking an ambulance exit on a highway. Your title is misleading and so is mine. They are protesting a system that allowed a racist, misogynist, troglodyte into the presidency.",Democracy? +:),ABSOLUTELY BARBARIC +David Cay Johnston: 'There's no evidence Donald Trump is a billionaire',"you know, besides the billion dollars he is worth." +Well this explains everything...,I AM NOMI LORD OF THE BURNING KITCHEN. +This is part of how people convince themselves they're woke af,And \#woke is how they convince others. +"Why Does my Sword Keep Breaking in the Lud and Zalen Fight? Complete BS Hey, I'm replaying all the DLC for only the third time and this time I'm struggling with Lud and Zalen. I'm using the Pursuer's Greatsword +5 and the thing can't make it through the fight without breaking. There's been plenty of three times I've had Zalen down to 2 hits only for it to have broken and me die while trying to switch to my Mace +10.Along with other mid fight breaks. This is the only boss this stuff has happened on. Is there any way to protect it?",Wait who tf are Lud and Zalen? +How can we outdo the yanks and the Brits? Yanks have trump. Brits have brexit. I feel like we need to outdo them. I'm not sure if Irish Water is good enough.,"Cork City and County Councils secede and establish the People's Republic of Cork for real, with secret backing from China." +"That's exactly my point. If the issue is with Islam as a whole, rather than regional and socioeconomically driven culture then we'd see these same issues throughout the Muslim world. But we don't. So either we should focus our attention on the contributing factors or we need to be more realistic about who we're blaming.",We do. +This is probably (definitely) a stupid question. Why are her breasts heaving up and down that hard when she's simply waking? Is that how it is normally without a bra for some women?,"I think she's probably model stomping rather than just regular walking, but depending on the size, yes." +I find it hard to answer this question these days. My practice is ingrained with my very being.,You know what's up! +"Why doesn't the US vote on the weekend? Seems a better way of doing it, doesn't disrupt as many people's work.",Football and God are more important. +Except we are at full employment and corporations take less than a 20% cut of productivity.,Where's my full employment? +are they saying boo or putos?,Burns... they are saying burns +"I would like to see any of these people who are so offended lift and carry 500 lbs. Hell, 200 lbs.",Don't you know that firefighters shouldn't be firefighters if they can't lift obese people? +No mouse pad? You barbarian!,Mouse pads are no longer necessary since we have optical mice +Moment bist du der erste der wirklich wegen torrents von Abmahnkanzleien vor Gericht gezerrt wird? Oder hast du dir keinen Anwalt geholt?,vielleicht hat er die zahlungsaufforderung einfach ignoriert +Doesn't matter. Had sex.,Try having sex after a penile fracture. +"whole album is crazy idk if I have a favorite song yet, maybe 8 (circle)",CREEKS and 29 Stratford are my favorites +"Lol, you voted for a fraud, but you're worried about fraud. How ironic.","Actually, YOUR post is ironic." +If it said touch or die wouldn't that mean that you should have touched it? You have sealed your fate!,RIP u/Masongui +you grateful,"you fancy, huh?" +Do the skill moves or weak foot not get better as the player develops?,Nope +Nostalgia for what?,Drugs +That's not the kind of mistake that requires readers to waste time re-reading the comment 3 times in order to understand,Would of should not confuse you to the point of re-reading it 3 times... +"Germany Considers Fining Facebook $522,000 Per Fake News Item - FACEBOOK IS NOT NEWS!",Can they even do that? +"No, you just farted.","Thanks, me too." +Black Friday promo is back. Unfortunately only 25% off.,**LITERALLY** **UNPAYABLE** +Just curious. What things do you think liberals in the US are doing that are going to cause Sharia law?,"Well obviously because liberals are trying to preserve separation of church and state, we really want to do the exact opposite but with Muslims because that's super consistent with reality and the how we want women to be treated equally." +"TIL that the meme about the Asian woman who got plastic surgery and got sued by her husband after having ugly kids was actually just a model who appeared in an advertisement. She is now unable to get modelling work, despite never having received plastic surgery.","Dank memes sometimes enforce a high price, just look at Harambe." +"Lmao what??? Who's we? Sure, sanders can be good on paper, but legitimately most of his policies are Unfathomable and will never physically happen. You seriously think we'll have free college? Everyone I knew who was a liberal despised Bernie","Careful with that wrongthink, shitlord." +"Why don't the laws of Universe get suspended anymore I was reading some hadith and there were many instances were the laws of the universe get suspended by the Prophet. Obviously, this can be chalked up to miracles performed by the Prophet.. However, I came across the story of three ordinary people who are stuck in a cave and each of them plead to god and the rock stops obstructing their way at the end. Surely, something like this should happen in the modern world?","Yes, such events would happen in the modern world if Allah actually existed." +Really the only inappropriate part of her two tweets was You act like you came off a boat. I can't think of any context that can justify saying such. Just my two cents.,Maybe she was taking to someone who was spending a weekend at the lake? +"The Beauty of Karma DayZ EXP 0.61, I just spawned on the beach at cherno within 5 minutes I find a scoped trumpet no ammo though. in the distance I see a player looting, I slowly try to approach him but I lost sight of him, so I hum a friendly little melody to see if hell react to that I hear something he is close suddenly a bullet starts flying over my head as I turn around and see the player firing at me, I easily zigzag to him he missing all shots and I punch him in the face, unfortunatly he doesnt go down. he emptying his entire 30 round mag onto me and only hitting me twice (when I was hitting him) is now chasing me with a crowbar as I bleed and call him an asshole zombies start swarming us, which is when i decided to hide out on the rooftop of the TEC industrial building I quickly run up the stairs followed by my killer and climb up the ladder, he knows he cant climb after me I look at him and say ''Goodluck with the zombies'' as 5 zombies run and jump at him I wait awhile but my rags are ruined so I need to get down when I finally do get downstairs the player is laying dead on the floor the zombies pushed him off the ledge! I quickly dispose of the zombies and take his gear, thanks for the sporter that mag is quite rare and its one of my favorite rifles.",I'll never understand the coastal faggotry. +"Two days of president-elect doesn't make him a symbol of America. He's no more an American symbol now than Mark Cuban or Jerry Jones. If you think they are also American symbols, then I guess it's right.","Jerry Jones owns America's Team, that definitely makes him a symbol." +Brexit blows $31 billion hole in British budget,It's probably just the EU membership fees being given to the NHS +Spanish fuckin up with quatro and tres and dos,And the rest of the numbers too... \#AllNumbersMatter +Let's talk about women empowerment. Let's congratulate this woman for being the first woman to successfully make a presidential nominee president,I don't understand how she managed to get trump elected while getting constantly interrupted by all the pussy grabbing. +"Man, I'm gonna be pissed if it turns out the Ecuadorian Embassy was purgatory all along.",You're just not smart enough to grasp how profound that would be. +"Yup, i think they are under heavy load now so its gonna take a while until it process all orders.",I sure hope so... +"Actually, its primarily Immigrants only, specifically those that are illegal... I can't speak for the sub, but this place pulled hard for Cruz and Rubio, who are Cuban",They are 'white Hispanics' - they don't count. +Logitech G502 Proteus Spectrum. $39.99,"I just bought the Fallout 4 version of the steelseries Rival mouse, and I do *really* like it, but is it worth grabbing one of these at this price just to stick in a box somewhere?" +Would be looking for 5 at least.,"ok , lemme ponder on that." +how are cults going to work and are we still going to have heresies?,"I would assume there would still be heresies, but maybe there would be special societies for the libertarians or whatever" +Alright that's fair. It was a rough night of playing anyway. I'll admit that I was on tilt. I really do have great moments with him. I'd just hard feeling that there are so many champions that are better. Especially with the recent item nerfs like the one Rylais,"the rylais nerf is not that bad for malz, its one of his core items and it got a lot cheaper, also you almost never used to benefit from the 40% slow since the DoT slow was 20%" +*Spoiler Alert* Final NASL 2016 Table Standings,"If this plays out to be true, this weekend's match would be pretty important given the playoff implications." +This is the front page of todays newspaper in Scotland.,"Yea well, Bush don't care about black people." +"Men with beards, moonshine in mason jars, and some dude playing a banjo ironically.",I like you... You got a real purty mouth +"An obnoxious novelty account doesn't add anything to the 'discussion', nor is it funny anymore. At least in my eyes.",Fair point. +But not relative to the US as now. He would actually be making us worse off to bring us there.,But why be an equal power in a great world when you can be ruler of a shitty one? +Trump doesn't hate blacks or mexicans. He hates terrorists and illegal aliens mooching off of america.,some them he assures you are good people +"Of course, the ol' Hindu in Advent routine. :)","And during Lent, a hedonist ; )" +Uhh... no he can't. Superboy could demolish Aqualad. Exchanging a few punches does not make superboy his equal.,"He was able to go toe to toe with him still, never said as strong as him just on par his skill and experience helped him out in that fight" +Pence does not have that power,I forgot the +Northern Arena BEAT IT LAN proves Europe deserves more slots for TI events,bruh +UK Appreciation Thread,Thanks for not voting trump +Protesters vandalizing random homes in NE Minneapolis.,"Yeah, this is going to help." +And he can't be impeached either...,"Unless he leads the church astray, and then he's out" +Planned for her to call him.,"so she called me, I didn't call her was just some passive aggressive mumbo jumbo." +Mods told me this isn't the place for this!,okay i'll delete +What everyday sentence sounds hilarious when you remove the last word?,"If it ain't broke, don't..." +What's something that is surprisingly less than 100 years old?,Your mom. +"*Random questions about FI* *Oh btw totally irrelevant but I make 7x the national average family income and have a tremendous net worth at 28* This sub, I tell ya...",Humble-brag is the best brag. +I'm sure you know better.,He is br3xiter they always know better than experts and coroner is an expert after all... +Marc Trestman is holding this team back so much. We have so many offensive weapons for once and he's just squandering them on pathetic ass play calls.,Reminds me of Cam but not quite that bad. +IVE BROUGHT SHAME TO MY FAMILY.,SHAME SHAME SHAME +What's next? Drake gonna get a tech too?,not gunna lie i'd actually laugh if that happened +More drug overdoses Thursday morning near New Life Evangelistic Center,$5 it's someone who doesn't want the NLEC downtown. +"Tip for anyone who hasn't experienced it yet: Don't fast travel! I've played this game for more than 1000 hours between my PS3 and my PC copy, I've replayed it a bunch of times with different characters and different play styles, but I always fast traveled. Now that SE came out, I made a new charscter and made the pledge to not fast travel with him. Ever. And it's an amazing experience. I constantly feel immersed, I find new and interesting characters, places and quests, I feel more like a resident of the world that has to run and get what he wants instead of relying on pointing the map and saying go. If you're playing Skyrim and you haven't done it yet, DON'T fast travel. It's amazing.",Have you ever played morrowind? +"Yep, I get pissed too but not everyone thinks on the same page, imagine the hell out of that.",Oh I'm imagining so hard right now dude +Day 1 In Trump's America,"Yeah, as if bullies didnt exist before trump." +"No. We wear a Kevlar vest, gloves, and knee pads. Not something that's heavy or movement restricting.",Because game balance should revolve around what would make sense in the real world +0-0 is pretty good for the rest of CONMEBOL I would say,I believe Argentinians are cheering for a chilean defeat +Leaving a now rotting Jove space ripe for the exploring \o/,inb4 test bed for player-built stargates +Rumors have been floating around it might be Newt Gingrich for SoS. Apparently Gingrich has said that Estonia is the suburbs of St. Petersburg. So there is that.,Was he wrong? +"Ever since *that* Florida game, Arkansas is 9-0 in games with Curles reffing including four ranked wins, per Twitter. Never would have guessed. Always seems like a strange ride when he is in charge","We've all heard of make-up calls, but he called that game so bad, he needed to do make-up *games*" +Red Dead Redemption 2 Official Trailer,I need a 4k monitor for this.. +I would but it is too complicated for my blood.,CC: Damn that was an adventure. +"Hey, early is early regardless of how early it is.",#NAME? +Our current government has strong ties to plenty of countries like that though.,I mean it's not like the other candidate had donations coming in from other countries at all. +Donald Trump's Hollywood Walk of Fame star destroyed with a sledgehammer and an axe,"And Trump supporters rejoice, because once again they get to act like they're victims of oppression while no *real* harm comes to Trump or his movement." +Force your creative children into STEM! STEM STEM STEM! You don't want homeless kids do you?,Considering the difficulty in finding talent in the engineering field because 70% of all college graduates have degrees in something drastically different from a hard science... Yeah it's a real fucking problem. +not in our gritty sexy reboot she's not,stupid sexy repulsa! +'10x100'? As in One Thousand?,100 marathons a day for 10 days. +I won't learn russian,"Hahah, why would you bother commenting that on a thread about learning a bit of russian?" +What's your vigor/health?,1771 health with rings +GONNA,BLOW +"They also display the amount of VRAM used in Rainbow Six Siege and that's made by Ubi Montreal, it's pretty well optimised although it's not a console port.",But it was downgraded so you're not allowed to enjoy it. +Pentagon Confirms Russia Has a Submarine Nuke Delivery Drone,"Oh cold war arms race, how ive missed you" +Preparing a sleep spot with blanket kneads,You better snuggle that kitty or else! +"Sorry for the crappy quality. To repeat where I saw this from, I'll just leave this here.",That'll teach him not to cheat! +"Police: UL-Lafayette student made up story of being beaten, robbed of wallet and hijab","While this looks like it wasn't legit, there are PLENTY of legitimate stories of hate crimes that took place today!" +Caran D'Ache Ecridor Retro Collection Fountain Pen,"Just kind of pointing out that the cap was designed to not be posted... In fact, if I recall correctly, CdA recommends not posting any of their pens." +"I made it guys, you can stop worrying now",Who are you? +Then he gets set on fire after that life ending smash. What a horrible time in this gif,Let's all take a moment to remember 0:07 +Reposting is like putting up fake plants in your house for decoration,No it's not. +The Sacramento Kings take on an Escape Room in Milwaukee during an off day of their road trip.,Most people call it sleep train arena +"I should, and I can make a picture of Trump in the White House out of macaroni!",Use the legos to build a wall +I think it was supposed to be slow to fit the large scale that the game was to take place in. Big things always appear to move slow to smaller things.,"that does make some sense, but at the same time, big things can also cover greater distances with their slow movements, so it kinda gives a picture of this huge fuck off robot tiptoeing around super slowly XD" +I'm from Sarnia. It may be a dead town but the beaches of Lake Huron are beautiful. Also I miss the chip trucks under the Bluewater Bridge.,I haven't been to Sarnia in something like 12 years and I still remember how good those fries are. +oh god I hope they have Laine/Matthews cards so people stop asking 100x a day if their MS will upgrade,"Wait, so if I have the silver card will it turn into a gold?" +Should this card even exist? Was trying to do the Carolina set and noticed two different Aho's,Maybe EA did OOP players for HUT around Christmas like they do for Madden +"Cringy Roses are red, violets are blue zombies jokes",The first one was great haha +Here's the thing. These players love Charlie so much and he seems to have made an impact on them. But the fact that they're so distraught at the thought of losing him and don't seem as distraught about the fact that their team sucks and they don't win games is telling I think. Maybe they just don't have the desire in them to win games and would rather have a coach they like than a coach that pushes them to win.,Charlie Strong to quit coaching football and start a cult confirmed. +I'm so glad she just accepted her fan base and cater to what we like lol,For as long as her hubby allows +2016 Japan GBWC Finalist,Now THAT'S how you do an RX-78-2! +You heard about Pluto?,Thats messed up. +Islamic migrant kids threaten the Dutch people with death unless they convert to Islam.,This is why all migrant countries should just be Saudi Arabia. +"My first period was out of a horror show. I put quotations around first as it turned out that I had an impermeable hymen and had been having periods for about a year without it being able to come out. Because it couldn't come out, it backed up and up until my uterus could best be described as a blood water balloon. At that point I was sick and in an incredible amount of pain, so I went to the hospital where I was given a room and a solid amount of pain meds. After a while I had to go to the bathroom and slid out of the bed, doing so somehow resulted in my backed up blood balloon of a uterus to create enough pressure to pop a hole in my hymen. There was blood everywhere, a years worth of old blood all over my legs, the floor and everything near where I was standing. I dont really remember much past that except for waking up from surgery, where they had had to kind of vacuum me out and created a functional hole in my hymen. Pretty horrific period","Somehow, I was under the impression that it'd just end up reabsorbed at some point, not that it'd stay up there forever until it exploded." +California is only democrat due to the inner-city poverty vote. Otherwise this state would be redder than Texas.,Source? +Do cats automatically purr when they're happy or do they purposely purr to communicate to others that they are happy?,Do humans automatically smile when they're happy or do they purposely smile to communicate to other that they are happy? +MRW my 3rd-grader asks me if sex-dicks is a bad word,So how did you answer? +List reveals Sarah Palin and Chris Christie as well as oil tycoons and bankers in Donald Trump's possible cabinet,Needs more Michele Bachmann. +I get the feeling you're under the impression running 2 renos would be a bad thing.,If you have 2 Reno's the effect won't go off duh.... +"A little point about Variants... Why exactly is it, that nobody seems to acknowledge the fact that, literally every Variant in the game that is not an Epic Variant, looks the EXACT SAME as the base weapon. Does nobody else see just how lazy that is? Honestly, I can sorta deal with every other shortcoming this game has, but after the really cool looking common variants of guns in AW and the attachments all actually changing the appearance of the weapon, as well as attachment variants and paintjobs in BO3, I feel like we're just taking a long series of short steps backwards, and eventually the game is just gonna be so stripped of any features that actually make customization actually worth it. I dunno, I might just be overreacting, but I just feel as though they barely put any thought into the variant system and just rushed it in last second, and went: *Why don't we just put the same camo on every gun... but, but HERE'S THE THING! We make them... Different colors. Wait, we have to actually put a slight amount of effort into it? Okay, well, I guess we can make some variants that actually change the guns a bit... But... What if... We make them... Extremely Rare?!?! Ehh?!?! EHHHH?!?!?*",Yeah man it makes the game unplayable +What was the censored version? I tend to remember the ending being something like this,"Pretty much exactly the same, except they played one long censorship beep during the entire speech." +"I have plenty of relatives who would be happy to tell you otherwise. They're the sort who sincerely believe that Obama is a Kenyan atheist socialist communitst Muslim. Two of them even said they thought Obama was the anti-Christ back when he was elected the first time, though they've since backed off on that.",I wonder who they voted for this time around +UGC Officially Announces a Mann Vs Machine League!,"OP, do you have any proof to verify this post other than a picture?" +"Because Americans know a woman doesn't belong in the White House. A woman's place is the kitchen or serving men, as nature and biology intended human females to do.",You forgot the +"Unfunny Amy Schumer Is The Niece Of Chuck Schumer (D-NY). It's No Wonder She Got Famous. When You Go To Canada, Amy, Please Take Chuck With You.",It was just a joke you misogynist pig. +"An F-35 costs 85 million dollars. According to the chart, it would have cost around 100 billion. You're of by a factor of 1000.",He probably means the F-35 overall program cost of $1.5 Trillion. +"They downgraded Subban, an unquestionable #1 defenseman, to Weber, a guy who nowadays tops out as a second pairing guy. Price is fighting injury problems. Don't see it.",Obvious troll is obvious +Another factual parody of *Censored* by Rong Rong,wow you go big guy! +Sup Y'all still around,Dead community +TIL as soon as 2100 Humanity could begin to suffocate due to an average 6 degree Celsius increase in temperature disrupting the process of photosynthesis in two thirds of the world's oxygen producing organisms.,"It's okay guys, more CO2 means more plants." +Why do some gay guys effect an over the top lisp?,Because that's a side effect of the same virus that causes homosexuality. +"Baylor's Kendal Briles, NCAA discuss recruiting infractions",But don't you have to actually have a recruiting class to get charged with recruiting violations? +What would Miles Davis think of Kanye West?,Quality post +Trump government website practically promises to devastate the environment,"Even more than LGBT/women's rights, race relations, or the economy, this is probably going to be the most terrifying and devastating effect of electing Trump and handing the GOP total control of government." +Wash. GOP Senator to propose bill criminalizing 'illegal protests',"This sounds ludicrously unconstitutional, and something the governor will just veto if it ever somehow came across his desk." +The words Make America great again or I like Trump,Yeah if only everybody thought the same and there were no differing opinions +Bruhhhhhhhh,Yaarrrrrr FTFY +Another reddit post? Guess giant Panda Clause is a big hit :),name checks out +"Stay safe this weekend, tournament world warriors are back out in full force",People wearing max capes as their social media profile pics inbound +"I kinda play it. It is fun but the room is way too small for all the things even at max. SPONSOR EAGLE!!.. Ahem, right. I like puggle but I do believe there needs to be SPONSOR EAGLE!! more mini-games because puggle can get tedious. Overall I rate this game a SPONSOR EAGLE!! out of 10. (=","This post reminds me of jacksepticeye's playthrough of the game, you should check it out, at least a random episode." +I have seen them in the exotic oriental country of the Netherlands too. (Aren't these common all over the world?),I've seen them in NY +Did my CPU just kill itself? 2 weeks ago my computer was just dead. Wouldn't start or respond to anything I did. I RMAed my mobo and today it just starts the cpu fan and HDD but nothing else works.,"Fry's electronics, possibly best buy or mouser, NCIX" +"Yes, and it appears that they were also all counted.",RIGGED +"What to grind for... Enjoying this game so far but I was wondering what you guys are grinding for? I've noticed this game requires a lot of time and grinding to unlock high level things which is cool, but I'm unsure of what to actually go for. Camos, variants, nuclears etc. Any suggestions?","Im going for solar and 100% challenges, but some of them are near impossible, namely destroy 75 stryker centurions" +What happens if you survive what should be a lethal injection?,Then you start celebrating by injecting some marijuana +Source?,me +"Yes, you make a good point. One time, i was in an argument with some guy about why trans people are not required to disclose unless you plan on sleeping together, looked through his history, and saw he posted on r/twoxchromosomes pretending to be a girl. When I called him out, he said so you're saying its wrong for a man to pretend to be a woman? He couldn't understand the context of why thats fucked up vs trans women","They don't care what doctors or science say, they just wrongly assume everyone's pretending just like they are.." +I'm an idiot and replied to the wrong comment. Git gud brain.,me backstabs your brain +"Please explain to me how 60% of whites voting for Trump is racist, but 90% of blacks voting for Obama isn't?","If you have to ask that, you're a racist." +That's not what I said though.,My apologies then. +If every retail worker who hates their job quit I'd have a laugh. No more convenient shopping as a lot of shops are closed suddenly. Same picture if every retail worker who was verbally abused today quit. I'd say most shops would have to close. What a fun thought!,"The thought keeps me warm, comrade :)" +??? All those shortcuts work in Windows,Good to see you read the second paragraph. +Leonard Cohen Has Died,What did he know about Hillary Clinton? +"People have been predicting the swing this entire election. It's not going to happen. This is who trump is. Period. There is going to be no moment where he magically turns into a practically left of center populist. It isn't coming. Would it be great if it happens? Absolutely. I'm not so vindictive that I *want* him to fail just so I can go haha. But realistically this hope people keep giving themselves just isn't founded. This is the president we're stuck with, and the outlook isn't pretty. America has taken a step backwards in terms of progress. It's tough to hear, but it's reality.","Eh, I also believe Watergate is who Nixon really was but we got the EPA out of it." +where do u get the .4 from?,Smh Hillary is even rigging our base 10 number system +I think the environment is probably the main thing that has Jill Stein voters going What the fuck did I just do?,But but Democrats are just as bad as Republicans! +"Trump Taps Pence To Lead Transition Team, Removes Chris Christie: NYT","Well, at least he's draining his own swamp" +"This is what I was gonna say. Not necessarily the pledge itself, but the way it's just expected of everyone. And worse to me is the way Americans make their kids say it in school all the time. It's the sort of thing you'd expect from a cult, it's INCREDIBLY creepy.",Most things said in unison by large groups of people end up creepy. +This is horrific. Those are terrible people,No they're fighting against the oppressive white man that keeps them enslaved +It's just a fucking arrow...,"No, you see, clearly the illuminati have infiltrated us and the arrows have been hidden in plain sight this whole time as a mocking gesture!" +Why couldn't she? It would blow her chance at the big chair?,Yeah basically. +Fuck Daryl,More like fuck Rosita. +"They play Penn state for rivalry week, but that's the extent of that rivalry.",And this is the last year we're doing that for the foreseeable future +Redditors outside the United States what are the John Smith names in your countries?,John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt His name is my name too. +Trump: whoops lol,"Yeah, it's not like he said anything about infrastructure in his victory speech or anything." +I Absolutely hate you Game right now.,At least you have her. +Japanese urban legends are the most terrifying.,"Yeah, nothing like a toilet ghost to get the fear going." +Bystanders yell anti-Trump taunts as man beaten after car crash,When in doubt beat your opinion into people +I found Wynn's objection to the promotion of this brand and marijuana use funny as she is lobbying to have the LCBO be the only seller of both.,"Maybe she should try some of these products, she might actually chill the fuck out with ruining Ontario." +"And just as real Hillary: Wife of Bill Clinton, who was accused of sexual harassment and represented a rapist as public defender. Must be completely complicit to sexual assault. Trump: Harassed multiple women, said many disparaging sexist remarks promoting sexual assault, among other terrible things. They are just words bruh, locker room talk. He respects women","Trump only made jokes about grabbing women, but Hillary is literally a rape apologist!" +what are those things called,Cup and ball. +Smartphones with a Nokia battery life.,"Pfft, everybody knows that it's better to have a paper thin phone than a phone with a good battery life!" +Andrew Cashner has signed with the Rangers on a 1 year 10 million dollar contract.,Hope the beard comes back now +It's sad that Tony Schiavone went from being a top play-by-play announcer all the way to a Starbucks employee. I think he deserves a HoF induction!,Your title makes it sound like he's on hard times and just a lonely starbucks employee at his age when he's just doing it as a part time gig to fill up his spare time he said. +"No mention of the game journos list, no mention of the 'gamers are dead' shitshow, no mention of the crash override network, no mention of Brianna Wu, Anita Sarkeesian, or other influential women literally fabricating threats and harassment just to disrupt the games industry. I'm pretty sure you don't even know what Gamergate is.","I got a flight to catch so I can't make a detailed reply, all I'll say is that the games media handled gamergate in the worst way possible but no, none of what you've wrote was the start of gamergate and none of what you wrote justifies the response the victims got." +"Ivanka can tell that Trump is an alpha male. Just like the rest of us deplorables, chicks are automatically drawn to us. And we are the new face of the right. No longer alt right, now the new right! Future belongs to us.","It is depressing that people genuinely believe everything you just said, without a hint of irony." +Yes mack. We all know your gay....,"You're* Otherwise you're saying you know his gay, as in you're familiar with some physical manifestation of his sexuality, implying you're gay for him, or know someone who is." +Gold writing on black silk,"haha what a page to hold up, lucky no one here reads Arabic." +Just hacked root password on computer at my university and I was surprised how easy it was to do it. Shouldn't there be some advanced restrictions for booting in recovery mode?,This is why you use encryption and restrict physical access. +Dumber people are definitely more likely to be against abortion.,They way that you arrived at that conclusion sounds very scientific +"Because it's not prima scriptura, that is a different doctrine. Instead, shouldn't people bother to check what sola scriptura is to avoid confusion?","I mean we still have an issue with it properly understood because for the Church it's Tradition that's the ultimate authority, handed down from the Apostles, and Scripture witnesses to that." +There is no point where I will EVER stop being salty that you forced President Pussygrabber on me. I know it is hilarious to you but holy shit little kid this is never going away. From here on out in every US history book there will be a picture of The Donald. Youre godamn right im salty... You are why we cant have nice things.,"As an independent, I feel salty about this election no matter who won." +"Genuinely, thank you. Everyone on iOS is acting like they're the only ones not getting the update. I'm just as frustrated here on my Android...",The post yesterday that said se Michigan... I'm in Michigan and I have the same model phone and I still don't have it. +But the media told me that only Trump's supporters were violent and racist.....,yea reddit totally doesn't say that blacks are criminal and should be trusted +"So if I'm on 9.3.4, should I just update now or did I already miss the window?",theyre will not be a tool for 9.3.4. upgrade to any ios 10 firmware for the best chance of a jailbreak release. +Ok I knew it had to be more than a coincidence or mass dyslexia,Wouldn't it be Toblerone if people had mass dyslexia? +Arc-V breaks its own record!,"Where are these stats coming from, is it some kind of Japanese anime poll?" +I can't think of a better name... Chickizza maybe? Sounds like one of those crazy 2016 baby names. CHICKEATSA!!!!!!!! I think it just reminds me of sharkeisha,sounds like a banana. +When someone holds a door open for me while I'm far away from the door.,Its even worse when you have a foot injury and are limping to the door and have to just stare them down as your try to limp faster but it hurts too much. +"He needs to make money somehow right? all in all, he probably asked Dana for permission and dana said yes.","idk Dana said at one point Chuck would have a place at the UFC for life and the new owners axed him, so I think its fair for Chuck to be wandering the wilds" +"Aang's still too fragile. He's amazing at dodging, but Pheromosa can speedblitz and Xurkitree can output too much lightning to avoid. Also, OP said marvel universe though I don't quite get why.",tbh I can't think of a marvel character that's a close matchup for them all; they either stomp or get stomped. +Late Night Roundtable - 10/02 You can use this thread to discuss whatever is on your mind or share news articles or off topic things that would otherwise not be posted to the sub.,She's up five points in NV! +That trainer. He's got boulders between his legs,That guy has a separate room in his house just for his balls. +Trump wants trial delay until after swearing-in,"Sounds like what Clinton wanted from her numerous FBI investigations, to bad that was non issue in any sub but the Donald." +Aerial view of Mt. Vernon's hole,Part of the new Baltimore Dirt Bike Lane? +"Yeah, we should be taking down notes to all those wealthy beacons of civility and progress like the USSR and Venezuela.","Yes, because the only two options are socialism and capitalism." +Brexit leaves London-based banks facing 'nightmarish' choices,Won't someone think of the bankers! +"Info on file at dispensary I bought weed about a month ago at a dispensary but they did the whole Skype, and info in their database deal. They got my legal info on a piece of ID that was expired. I was wondering if any of this could come back to hurt me if the dispensary got raided. Should i be worried about anything?",i dunno man if only there was some precedent already established with dispensaries getting raided and having all their information seized....if only this had happened before we might be able to tell you what happens to patients but since no dispensary has ever been shut down ever for any reason by law enforcement this situation has literally never happened before. +Has this happened to anybody else?,It is Apple's first $9 product after all. +Wouldn't the host of the show be in on it then?,Bro even Saudi Arabia was in on that interview. +"Like child labor, sweat shops, etc., that already help the U.S. economy. Good for the economy =/= the right thing to do",Great point +The Dank Knight,"This is one of the most high energy days, ever." +What makes you think these people were preaching non violence and tolerance? BTW I think turning the other cheek is the worst strategy ever. The only way to fight fascism and tyranny is with extreme violence. Power is the only thing they understand and it's the only thing that will get them to back off.,"Yeah fuck it, let's just kick off this Second Civil War already all this pussy-footing around is stupid right?" +"Surrendering: JP and KR surrender more than anybody else - The higher ELO is, the higher the surrendering rate is",well alot of jp server is composed of koreans so its not suprising +I'd vote for that. Also no other plastic pieces that should be metal.,But I love my plastic thermostat housing.. +Blink Cincinnati,I think this is the event that was rumored to replace Liminocity. +i like how they decided to divulge that info about older keys being interchangeable. now i have to worry about my rs being stolen.....,"You should look into wiring in a kill switch, you can get some with a removable key that completely disables the car." +"Didn't he just contradict himself? He supports the theory of William Afton being Eggs Benedict because of what Ennard says in the fake ending about coming back for her (the daughter), and the daughter saying, Didn't you make her for me? in the soundclips between nights. But then later, when addressing the plothole that Baby did not recognize the player, he said it's because it was Henry who made Baby and not William. Also, the first few minutes of the video being nothing but self-praise and how he is so much better than Scott and fans of the franchise lowers the quality of the video when he simply could have simplified that long rant by saying, FNAF lore is getting more and more convoluted, but here's my attempt to make sense out of it and then proceed to the point of the video.",Matt's just trying to make the video longer to get more money. +Damn. That's awesome.,How do you stack the same req? +WAAware,WaluigiWaaaaahld? +In response to the EPA and FDA being abolished That's okay. I didn't need clean water or safe food anyway.,"I'm sure that if FDA is de-regulated and everything turns out ok, these people will change their minds." +ugh,Who doesn't enjoy a little stats humor on a Friday morning? +"It is not your imagination, the warm fall has pushed back the tree death march.",Hopefully the leaves fall before the snow comes and rips branches off! +If we lose to Greenbay we don't make the playoffs you know that right?,If Washington loses next week and the bucs lose today plus Atlanta winning then the Lions are in the playoffs no matter if they lose there next two games +That's something a synth would say.,On most occasions Siths only deal in absolutes. +The United Nations considers having children a basic human right according to the universal declaration of human rights.,She doesn't work for the UN. +you answered your own question. go look it up,Thanks +PFlax explains the difference between Bad jokes and Dad jokes.,I have a small dick +My name is Peter Slippery Pete Barrett. On Friday I'll score my sixth straight first-round stoppage to improve to 7-0 at CES MMA 39 LIVE on AXS TV -- Ask Me Anything!,Who is your favourite fighter to watch? +Construction worker films road rage incident on highway off ramp,"Yeah tough guy, go over there and confront a bunch of construction workers and watch how long it takes them to rearrange your dental work." +"Hey, just put your mic in bud",This will definitely get more people plugging their mics in +When a teacher retires in New Zealand,Blah blah cultural appropriation blah blah PS: +Why is this a thing?,"oh yeah because google will provide suggestions universally, every single person querying for how to see enemies will get this recommendation" +"16,000LY Outside Galactic Plane","i'm super stoked for this to come to PS4, i actually really liked No Man's Sky, so i bet i'm gonna love Elite!" +"Fuck, what is he going by these days again?",Not running decathlons. +My red sneakers wreath.,damn what +\*tips fedora*,m'fedora +"I tried z-splash Mimikyu out for a bit, they should have named it z-crushing disappointment. ):",Z-splash is kinda pointless when mimikyu already learns sd +And why is that?,Because the world belongs to straight and sexually repressed people +"Eh, his kids are pretty great from what I've seen, I think he is a legit good dad.",No I don't like him so he's obviously bad at everything! +Question: Anyone got there oneplus 2 working with the usb slot on a car stereo? How did you do it? Mine wont be recognised by my stereo.,Did you go into developer options in settings and switch USB configuration to MTP? +WHY THE FUCK DO YOU SHOW A CLIP OF A DEFENDER SCORING ON A SETPIECE?? Why are we not highlighting a defender taking down opponents and stopping critical shots?,"Because the Audi Player Index rates goals higher, so that's what's really important to see from defenders." +If a German were deported to Germany from Denmark over pro-Nazi comments nobody would give a solitary fuck.,bull fucking shit.. +Click hole is run by the onion,"Wait, are you saying The Onion isn't a legitimate source for news?" +is he a rare kind of mob?,"Guaranteed chance to spawn once per infested mission if you kill a lot of guys after he roars, if lotus says he's gone you cant get him to spawn that mission." +I like smoking weed and watching anime. Give my friends and I something else to laugh about today other than my dick size.,your face is so fat that your earlobes have literally become your cheek +Lazytown memes round 2,*my body is ready and my soul is willing* +"People need to remember that the primary purpose of Dunkey videos is to entertain. I keep seeing comments didn't buy this game bc of this vod, thx comments, not sure if it's some joke. That said I'm pretty sure everything he shows is authentic. Either way, go check reviews and first impressions if you wondering if you should buy something. You don't make decision to buy car based on comedian's act, same for video games.",I thought humor posts weren't allowed here? +Hillary Clinton may DROP OUT of US election: New candidates 'lined up',"Clinton's ego would never allow her to do this, she doesn't care about what's best for anyone but herself and her donors." +"You've heard it here first: Once we get spacelegs, we will have to pay real money for clothing.",Here's hoping for something like rust where you're buck naked when you start. +*Berenstain Bears ^^^^^goddamnit...,You're letting the divergence win! +Why post t this dude's twitter and not the actual NY times article,Because print media is dead. +"When do we install a chip in the football to actually have a chance to overturn a spot? I haven't seen a single spot confirmed or overturned, they always stand because the angles are always awful",Serious question: Do you really think that spot was a bad call? +Japanese girl trying out PSVR for the first time,Bad anime. +THANK GOD THE BYE WEEK IS GONE. jesus that was bad man and i mean that was fucking awful lol fucking bye weeks,Felt like it took two full weeks! +Black Mother Kicks Out Her 8 Year Old Son For Voting For Trump At School,If she has him adopted her next child could be a democrat. +Russians slam Charlie Hebdo for plane crash cartoons,"Get more police protection, more security." +When did Amaterasu get re-worked from a warrior to a hunter?,He meant Artemis and going through Op's profile it doesn't seem like a shitpost +My uncle was a big Auburn and LSU fan. He grew up in the Mobile area and went for his undergrad to Auburn but I guess they didn't (still dont?) have a law program so he went to LSU for that.,UA is the state law school. +Team Soraka by the numbers,Where's the list of hospitals? +Sabre team for me,Wolverines... +Is there anywhere you can catch Porygon?,"No, but you are given one." +Both are measures of centricity and in a normal distribution they will be the same.,I love that you actually know this. +Pierce was in the game on the first play defensive play of the game.,Just because he starts a game doesn't mean he's a starter +"How long did you guys read/watch OP? I started seeing it back in 2003 and since them I read it religiously every single week. A friend of mine show me the anime and it was the Luffy's fight with Arlong, it seems dumb but after I watched it was freaking awesome and I never stop, how did you guys started with the anime/manga?","I started on the anime a month and a half ago, caught up today" +"And yes of course helping Putin veto UN authorization for Iraq was a totally smart move. Because who would benefit from UN-mandated democracy in Iraq, anyway? And Putin wants a true partnership with Europe. He's not just taking advantage of you to further his own expansionist ambitions.",You forgot this +Paging u/fuckswithducks. This guy's a fan and wants your autograph,"Seriously though, how does autocorrect know when he's meaning duck or fuck" +crate for titanium hat + cobalt cone or top hats?,Mariachi hat and top hat for my crate? +None of that is evidence. All of those things could be said about half a dozen world powers and dozens more small governments and non-government actors.,"Its not evidence, its context that supports the conclusion that reasonable people are drawing from the evidence we have." +Similarly: chasing a rogue ping-pong ball.,Don't chase it... Go to where it stopped and pick it up it's much easier and you don't look like a retarded kid chasing butterflies. +Every wondered what the heck the Iran/Contra scandal was about? American Dad perfectly describes the history in an entertaining way.,Aaaand that's you need the free press to make sure the government don't run wild. +"Progressive here. It's interesting to me that Canada, our great liberal neighbor to the north, has a much stricter and better-enforced immigration system than we do. Not only that, but because of that enforcement, it's actually easier and faster to become a Canadian citizen than it is to become a US citizen.",And because of that legal and illegal immigrants are treated better because there is less stigma. +"Hes going to have some people apart of the establishment maybe some bankers. Some ex goldman sachs guys. But remember, not everyone who worked for goldman sachs is an elitist douchebag","Jamie Dimon is the epitome of elitism, crookedness and douchebaggery." +...because the superdelegates all going for Clinton discouraged people from thinking he had a chance.,"What a farce, those people were RABID not discouraged." +HL3 confirmed?,but how could it be confirmed if... oh my god... id is valve2 confirmed +...I probably would have tried to sleep with bill.,He doesn't even look cool lol +Especially since the first one was so fucking shit. imo.,You mean one of the GotY 2012? +Cop shoots himself! why?,"I was expecting a cops shoot black people joke, but not in this form." +This sums up my MWR experience,"Dude what a horrible experience... They said it was remastered, but look at those graphics..." +"Right place, right time. Got these for almost 40% off!","Love these headphones, nice to see that someone else owns them :)" +Brings a tear to my eye.,Are you me? +Girl denied a horse is udderly charmed by bareback cow jumping instead,"I like to bareback cows too, but nobody compliments me on it." +Defending Grey Cup champs shut out of annual CFL awards,Because they suuuuuuuuuuuuck +It's a tank item? I always thought it was a ranged support item.,"maybe, I kinda assumed with 400 health it'd be great on Alistar" +Trump considering outgoing Senator Ayotte for defense secretary: Wash Post,"Hey, I was wondering if he would ring up Ollie North." +Why would you assume OP is gulping his own juice....,Edited... +He has become really self aware and funny this year,This /Thread +Useless government does useless thing.,Nailed it. +"Next for NC Gov. McCrory, who lost his re-election bid: A meeting with Trump","The deeper we get in that swamp, the nastier the shit that comes out of it." +"Guess I should listen to more of em, I only saw that one on fb~","Just search BTS and take your pick, plenty of good songs to check out" +Seems fine until you feed candy to a diabetic horse and end up in the slammer,I love buttered stuff. +"Got my first unsolicited belly pat At a work social last night a former co-worker congratulated me, zeroed in on my barely-there 15 week bump, and just went for it. It was surreal and kind of funny. I kept thinking to myself, this 'bump' is just a monument to all my bad first trimester food choices, you're patting FAT! I have to remind myself that there IS a baby in there... so, I better get used to it. IT BEGINS...",So glad I've been fast enough to reciprocate the unwanted belly pats with leaving my hand on their navel for an uncomfortably long amount of time. +"How it feels stumbling across this sub as a 20 year old I was smashing the random button out of boredom when I landed on this page. So, as a 20 year old girl, I had never felt any sort of maternal instinct, ever. I like playing with kids, but I never felt that I would ever want one. Babies were gross. After looking through a couple posts though, a part of my female brain was triggered. It was like a switch was flipped. One moment I did care about babies and the other, well...NOW I WANT ALL THE BABIES. Now I'm gonna have to suffer impatience until the time comes for me to be ready. So thanks ladies.",Babysitting and diaper changes do wonders for cooling baby fever. +Sombra,... +emter in no substrate mode and remove altest tweaks reboot device (home+power) close all apps open Pangu/PP waits 10 sec press start and wait 10sec hold volume+ and lock the device keep holding volume+ till lockscreen,how am I supposed to reboot it if that's the issue I'm having? +"agreed, don't even have a single gear maxed",What's up with your Sharon lol? +I feel so goddamn stupid right now.,Looks like you need to brush up on your quantum. +He has pretty much claimed everything about 9/11 other than being a first responder.,He was with Steve Buscemi +"I just watched the first episode of Class. Most of the actors looked and acted like late 30s for high school students. It was so bad the mother actress looked younger than her daughter. There wasn't a single convincing teenager among any of them. I get the alien kid being off, but the rest all looked like they could be cast as lawyers.",As it turns out Class is a Doctor Who spin-off that i totally need that cause all those kids in Dr who were so endearing. +I can't wait for my grandchildren blaming my generation for losing America's supremacy in the international system. Well there was something about pirating and jobs that were never coming back...,Well there was this private email server... +Lots of people from all walks of life and political stances seem to be under the impression that the world is going to shit for some fucking reason,instead of just going outside they get all their views of the world from the media. +at least he's not vaping,Ah if only he had a ballpoint pen he'd be able to impress some ladies! +Holy Shit! Live press conference from Sheriff Joe and Maricopa County proving Obama's birth certificate is fake! Get in here now!,Obama was born in Hawaii... as a woman. +AND HES GOT SOMETHING TO SAY! POP IT D-MAN!,hi +Same issue. What way are people currently using to view the in game performance? Is there an in-game FPS counter?,Uplay has one built in. +"Honestly speaking is a 6TB WD Black hard drive worth getting if I already have a 250gb SSD, 1TB SSD & a 1TB WD Blue HDD",Do you need the storage? +Cleveland Cavaliers (6-1) @ Washington Wizards (2-5),"Kyrie tried way too hard there, but that was a good look to find Kevin." +I will say it again because it needs repeating: **Donald Trump:** Is for equal rights for all. Supports supreme court's ruling. No history of homophobic behavior and most Pro-LGBTQ republican candidate in history. **Hilary Clinton:** Oppose gay marriage privately and lie about it publicly to garner votes. Accept financial support from foreign nations that murder homosexuals.,No he's a bigot and all the gays need to run and hide because this country is about to go backwards and he's going to put them in camps +"Thats also how you be a sore winner, juvenile prick.",Never met a sore winner cop in my life! +Same boat but different. I'm a guy who dated men exclusively for years. Currently with a woman. It's a weird spot to be in.,It's super weird lol +11/11/2016,My girlfriend just farted during sex... +Arleigh Burke-class guided-missile destroyer USS John S. McCain (DDG 56) and USS Benfold (DDG 65) fire a standard missile (SM 2) (1024 x 682) (Xpost MilitaryPorn),Beautiful. +Cudahy Man Appears in Court for Setting Fire to Workplace Because of Spider,"you're only allowed to burn down your house in Australia, our huntsman spiders are scary" +"So, what do you want for Ibaka",DeRozan +23 Artists on the Future Under Donald Trump,I'm shocked that none of these artists were thinking positively about the future under Trump. +Are they white or not? Im confused,"They are white, so automatically better than blacks but they aren't the *good* white" +Pedophile gets caught and starts crying!,Violation of human rights and dignity. +Good. No one should be forced to buy anything.,Are you going to stop paying your mandatory car insurance too? +"Never under estimate the power of human stupidly, especially your own.",My own stupidity is a constant struggle to hide or overcome. +#I,#LOVE +"No, because I don't spend all day commenting on Reddit about Israel and looking up every legality so I can use it in an argument. Sorry, I don't have any resolutions handy for you.",You don't spend *all* day but you do spend just enough of your day posting made up information then being defensive when called out on it. +3 years in development,callofdutyinfinitewarfare.exe last modified: 11/7/13 +Get Uncomfortable,"Yeah, trees never grow in environments they find comfortable..." +10 min is okay. Some people insist on resting for upwards of 15-20 min.,"Hm yea that seems excessive, but I'm not sure I've ever heard anyone on this sub recommending that" +Go to Eastern Europe you can see exactly what Communism does to a country. We're not talking about Mars.,I asked you for your personal experiences that you claim you have had. +"best part even if it doesn't work out, you get free meals and live rent free for a while","Or you'll get free bullets, either way win-win?" +"In the context of border security? The Mexican cartels are very real, serious groups of criminals that enter through the Mexican-American border. We have been fighting that criminal enterprise for many years.","He was talking about Mexican immigrants as a whole, not cartels (a very very small part of immigrants that will be here regardless of wall or not)" +"Not just memory, either. Dict keys are guaranteed to be unique and hashable, list entries aren't. Any lookup/insert requires a hash calculation, which takes time, sometimes a lot of time, especially for large objects. If you want something similar but as a list, you can use a set, but those aren't guaranteed to be ordered. You could also implement an ordered set yourself using the same algorithm the new dict implementation uses.",great answer +What do you do for a living?,Paid internet troll working out of a Soviet-era flat in Volgograd. +"Bruh, yeah lets waive his bum ass! Let's sign Carlos Boozer instead!!!!!!",Nah we need a floor spacer like Josh Smith +Can't believe 2016 is over. What are you resolutions for 2017?,Don't do worse than this year +USA and Mexico players with a much needed message.,"This is just a photo that was incited by the media, those players aren't even on either of the teams, what kind of message are they trying to send anyway?" +"She committed the grave sin of trying to nip the leading cause of death in America (heart disease) in the bud with healthy suggestions to kids. She's literally controlling our diets, and also a secret trangender woman. (not that there's anything wrong with that)",That African-American woman is nothing but a prime example of the Washington elite! +Headline conveniently leaves off the next 4 words of the quote: in a good way.,The damn 8 words title limit +CHARLES WALZ MESSAGE TO US ALL. SERIOUS THREATS OF VIOLENCE. FUTURE MASS KILLER LAYING OUT HIS PLANS. CENTIPEDES CALL THE FBI SO THEY WILL THAT THIS THREAT SERIOUSLY,Seems like a nice person +Probably just sat Trump down and had him watch one of his kid's old copies of School House Rock.,that should be required viewing for all government officials +very edgy. sharp even.,2edgy4me +"Cox imposes 1TB data cap, begins charging $10 per 50GB of data over in Florida and Georgia.",Shit that's not good. +sounds like Battlefront is more of a game for your tastes,"I loved bf3 and 4, battlefront looks stupid." +How to create arguments with vegans (Saw in my calendar),And the anti-Muslim propaganda begins. +they'll just ban Bitcoin,And computer systems +How is that relevant at all?,They aren't known for awareness and because it isn't as easy to full turn and check all angles they're more likely to have a lapse in coverage. +President-elect Donald Trump is brazenly mixing affairs of state and his own business interests,And when he goes bankrupt again he can just get the Treasury to give him a loan. +Why is so hard to get a job?,"Dont worry, Trump will give us all jobs" +"Since 2011... It's horrible, no infrastructure, war, and random violence",What a surprise +Hope so. President Pence would be even worse.,Looking forward to that sweet sweet conversion therapy to make everyone straight again! +Id say it was more the DNCs fault for rigging the primary aganst Bernie who was clearly the better candidate.,Found the lazy non voter +"Because saying technically in the context that the original guy said it makes it sound like it was just a technicality, when it is in fact the plain and simple law.",So it's technically the law? +"The I actually really liked the Ignite Song Thread It's not obviously a hype song as in theres no huge chorus and orchestra blaring out as loudly as possible but more as a soundtrack to the worlds experience and reflecting the inner determination of worlds teams I much prefer this more muted take on Worlds contention. Also the song on its own is actually pretty dope to me. Nothing felt like it didn't give as much as it wanted, the fact it was unexpected when the actual drop was going to come made the song much more interesting to listen to than most EDH songs. Finally I have no idea why people see Zedd and expected some insane epic shit. He's not even that kind of producer. This actually feels like Zedd's take on the ideas Riot gave to him and not just make really loud memorable chorusy song and slap your name on it so people will be hyped. It felt personal which is way better imo. Sorry I liked it guys, and I'm sure other people want to discuss it too without having to sift through the thousand it generic succ comments on the main thread.","i actually think it is really nice, it builds slowly up to a nice hype drop ( its a bit short for my taste) but i like the small drops inbetween" +Dear Diary: Jackpot. Now I just need a name for it...,Red Mist +"they're pretty great to have around. i used to be a dog person, but since my little loaf came around, i've become extremely fond of cats' style of reserved but genuine affection. they can be SO sweet, but you have to sort of earn it. dogs are sluts in that way. cats are classy ladies. & i am stoned as shit, but get a cat.","Sometimes after a really bad day though, you just need a cuddle slut dog." +Sp they can vote in NK elections too?,"Considering there's only ever one candidate, does it matter?" +"I found your other comment about starting a riot and forwarded that to the FBI, as well. I think there's enough to lock you up. It's nice that you link your other Internet profiles to this name. Sleep tight.","If the FBI do investigate me why theyll find nothing to suggest I've done anything wrong, especially when they haven't done anything about the r/the_donald raping people and trying to kill journalists and transgenders" +I see your point. I truly do. But I can't for the life of me see the logic in being an inconvenience to other people's daily lives. I don't think the ends justify the means in this situation. Trump will be president regardless. Nothing will change,"They want to show how respectful and open minded they are by fucking up traffic, rioting, causing violent protests and committing arson, what's so hard to understand about that?" +"The fact that no real specs, battery life info, details on if it can play BC games, etc. shown bother me. What makes this more than a K1 that can play legal Nintendo games? I need them to tell me why I should play Skyrim on a tablet when I can play it on a laptop, at 4K resolution, with a billion TB of mods running on it","The specs will come in time, this is just an announcement trailer." +"Barry to Barry: That timeline hasn't got any action in years, go talk to her.",Good idea other barry +Grandson works for Yahoo :),Unfortunately he isn't making 6k figures like those artists +"Guy doesn't think sea levels rising 216 feet will cause mass flooding, then finds out he lives in an area that would be underwater.","He will probably survive, he has no need for oxygen anyway." +"Can anyone else just not kill people? im regularly putting 3 bullets on someone with first shot and dying. im always 4 bar, and its crazy","Why are you guys acting like this is the final version of the game, this is the beta so some things will change." +off to a good start!,"I like what they are talking about, very informative." +"I dont think he should. This might be overwhelming enough for a new player, and especially a girl who never played wow or anything before.","Yeah, how silly of them, to think a *girl* could understand an additional paragraph of lore" +What is the chance of getting a legendary from an A8 free chest,Roughly .225% +"Cox imposes 1TB data cap, begins charging $10 per 50GB of data over in Florida and Georgia.",Well Comcast told me that it's fair because they aren't whitelisting any other services and almost nobody gets close to that cap and Comcast is honorable so Cox is just doing the honorable thing. +the title is 10 years which is why i asked that,"10 years sober, happier and healthier than I ever was in my prior life." +"Chief Writer of SNL goes full Nazi, says Trump voters should wear 'scarlet T' all their lives. Why, Chris? So we can be discriminated against and abused? So we can be beaten and killed? Who are the actual Nazis, you leftist pieces of shit?",Does SNL actually put out anything funny anymore anyways? +and unzipped,And under investigation +"Steve Wiltfong at 247 just posted that according to sources it's between PSU and WVU. PSU is the favorite, but early play time is a huge factor and we lose 4 corners after this year.",Please be right Wiltfong. +Hey fuck Baylor amirite?,they said no politics +Splitchenstein,I don't think they are in the union but that's still a great name. +"It's almost as if one party is contrarian and only exists to say no, and the other party actually has goals.","Yeah, #imwithher clearly communicated a group, rather than personal goal." +"what do you think kids of expelled Russian diplomats have to go through? they have 72 hours to leave the country on New Years - change schools, uproot their lives.","Buh,buh,buh they're not Americans, so they're suffering is meaningless, right?" +"What are the cosmetics you are using? I personally use: Skin: Cognition, it's such a good skin that disappears easily into the crowd and no one notices him. Sometimes I use Janitor and Edgebub if I feel like it. Pet: random rotation between 6 different cuties House: the castle, consecrated grounds Death: guillone. fun fact for those who havent played with me: cognition is bald below its cap any setups buds",All default +Rand Paul acting like a Jew cuck. SAD!,/pol/ is leaking a bit tonight. +How do we appeal this as a community? I'm feeling like this is a policy where the mods have their hearts in the right place but the implementation is restricting content that is classically a major part of these threads. Maybe more reactive instead of proactive moderating on signs in particular.,Maybe we can have a CFP political vote on this topic? +suspended 1 game for dui? That's a joke,But...he learned his lesson and became a man... +Judges are not part of the government,What are you some sort of expert? +"The post got removed, by chance what did the person say?",Check the Snapshillbot ITT. +Only in Russia my friends.,r/anormaldayinrussia +Amiens in 20 seconds,But the new spawn system where you spawn miles away from the points is much better then the old system of spawning close to the point... +You're probably right but the problem with analog is knobs get knocked.,"Yeah, nothing like that *ever* happens on a digital console." +No. They put air in the bags so the chips don't get crushed. If you worked at a snack factory you'd know that.,He doesn't work in one but he knows a guy that does. +Let me know what you guys think,Literally 16 seconds of intros for an 11 second clip of a triple kill. +"WTF is wrong with people? You can't beat the guy in an election, so your response is to try to get him banned from social media? And at the same time you call *him* a fascist? You do realize how pathetic this looks, right?","He is a fascist and yes, you look pathetic." +"evolving LOL, if you mean dying, with less and less people coming here every day then yes you sure are evolving :D",That was funny. +DECA RUINED RotMG! Update 27.7.X6.0! (JOKE VID),Reposting with Joke Vid now in the title probably won't change people's interpretation of your video...but you never know... +"Hey, Censored White Guys",What video is this from? +Giuliani: Waterboarding may be more humane than drone strikes,"Don't really agree with either, but drone strikes are not torture, so no, I would not say it is less human than actual torture." +"Meanwhile, in Canada, 70gb cap and $0.50/gb overage fee on a 30MB/5MB package for years now...",I think that's the worst one I've seen yet in this thread. +1/8th pounder is basically what the normal McDonald's patty weighs. Just think if they made an 1/8th pounder little Mac and put some Big Mac sauce on it then I think they could easily charge double for it.,iirc theyre actually 1/10 +Except if he already stole the bike from your house.,What is he 12 and left it on the front lawn? +"Marijuana is now legal in California, but it can still keep you from getting a job",So how long before tech companies in the Silicon Valley start hosting Friday tokes with their Friday beers? +On my mobile gyazo loads an mp4.,Not on mine +The people she chose to surround herself with is very telling about her character.,You sound like a basement dwelling misogynist. +What? You don't think Science is a conspiracy theory?,Only the bits about how it started the universe! +"Once you get out of silver elo and then out of gold elo, it should be fine. If you say you are a lot better than the people you are matched up with, you should be dominating and be able to 1 v 5. If not, then you are not that much better than your team.","thats just patently untrue dude, this isn't DOTA, you can MAYBE take two heroes yourself in the right scenarios." +Does it even work on phones?,Yeah as long as you have a flash player +Does Good Lock disable TW?,Its only for Samsung though +Houston is what worries me. Mainly because it's a short week.,Hopefully Gronk will play if he's ready +"If you don't limke QM being 5-assassin murderfest, duo Q with someone random and have one of you be a warrior. Simple. You will play 50% games as a warrior but none of your games will be 5 assassin games. Warriors won't magic themselves out of thin air to protect your weak wizard arse. If you want more of them, do your part.",So I usually queue as 5 with all assassins including zeratul and Nova. +Military procession,I don't see the purpose of this. +Do it. It's insanely fun.,Yeah im hoping my car can take that kind of abuse +"Wow voted down, wish someone could tell me where I'm wrong.","I don't think you're wrong, but I feel like the residents of Somerville might not take too kindly to the last sentence." +Swapping action with someone,yes its over half of the total profit but you have to keep in mind he paid $33 towards the entry so his profit is less than it looks. +Plus you get a top 5 free agent the following year.,Mike trout? +DTH has a strange accent. Could almost pass as Northern Irish.,Born in SA. +Let Go.,Get Lo. +This is why Bjergsen is a much better midlaner than Xpeke,"This should hit frontpage, so 15K+ people can see how stupid you are." +I don't think you understand the definition of cringe.,If something makes me feel my feels its cringe duh! +"Regardless of the laws though, I personally don't believe a 15 year old is mature enough to make that decision.","I'm just talking about consent legally here, not about how I feel about it." +"Jim Estill, the CEO of an appliance company, brought 58 Syrian families to Canada, built them homes, taught them English and seeded their businesses.",This guy know how to torrent. +Why do you think they dont carry any firearms?,That's what I've been told. +"With Trump in Power, the Fed Gets Ready for a Reckoning",lol yeah I bet they're shaking in their boots with fear +Oh don't worry. There was still plently of that.,The Canadian one got cancelled because they got sued +Early enlister edition,starting from the 18th +"Damn that's a lot. Just hoping I score it big and become the CEO of some tech company (sure, that's 1 in 100,000 but it could happen)",If you have an idea and can make it happen... +Can u do like tomorrow 4:30 or so EST?,"Possibly, though slightly earlier would be preferable." +It's quite impressive how you were able to write so much without providing anything of substance.,You're only saying that because you're a CTR shill +"Parry, slash! Slash! Parry!","Americans are special, god bless them." +gg LOL,RIP me +Sorry i came form russian. I trie to speak the english.,learn how to spoken +Official 'Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol. 2' Teaser Poster,^^^i ^^^am ^^^gwoot +5 v 1 Clutch - My Best Clip After 2400 Hours Played,"I'll pay you a p250 sand dune to train me in clutches, i'm overpaying go fast men )))" +"dw he'll be on a norwegian team with rubino, rain & polly once faze splits up",Yes rain would leave faze with what he's making for boosting them +"We're upvoting Eric, Melania, Ivanka, Pepe, but not this patriot who made it all possible?","Oh you mean that misogynistic, racist, xenophobic, TRAITOR" +"Which game, in your opinion, had the most memorable cast? Sorry if this question has already been asked (I searched it and nothing came up, but you never know with Reddit search), but what game do you guys feel had the most memorable or interesting cast of characters? ~~Totally FE1/FE11~~","Been said multiple times already but FE7,FE8, and Awakening." +These use Siri for volume control.,whats so hard about hitting the volume button on the phone? +Feel like that would actually fool me. Which Bentley model is that closest to?,Pretty sure that is an actually continental gt from around 2005 +Hitler didn't eat steak.,Wasn't he a vegetarian? +"How to deal with lead paint on house exterior? Our house has some rotting wood on one side, so we decided to get it fixed and repaint. The painters we called though said the paint has lead in it and won't touch it. We called another who supposedly deals with lead paint and she said it would cost $10,000 even if we only did the one wall -- basically the same price as doing the whole house since the lead part was so expensive to deal with. Is that really the only option? Anyone know someone who could do it cheaper? Could we do it ourselves legally? I know the city has a program that will pay for it, but you have to have a child under 6 and a combined income of less than ~$40k. Thanks",Leave it in place and put vinyl siding or hardiboard over the existing surfaces. +"Photos represent the property, not necessarily the specific unit.",Maybe you could just live in a van down by the river. +Diz nigga owns ur moterfuking hood,B plz I fuk yo shit up fam th' I fuk yu bitc +Are there any IW YouTubers worth watching? Because if I hear like and subscribe repeated for the first minute of a video ONE MORE TIME...,ProGamerJay of course +"The classy and cringy thread. If you're enjoying IW that's great, but people here actually think this game is heaven when it looks like it was rushed. We dont even have leaderboards yet and theres glitches in every map. Comparing a P2W with arguably the greatest FPS game of all time ( with 1.6 ) is laughable. People are used to jetpacks and noob friendly games, im sorry but COD 4 is the opposite :)","Oh right, CoD4 isn't noob friendly at all." +"Alright Americans, give your case, what's the best state in America, hands down, and why?",I'd say gaseous so you can hide away from your problems while not getting blamed for stinking at your life +I did not ask whether I should ask her out or not. I asked help in ways to ask her out. So far I have not gotten much help and instead am called a creep. The visits won't be awkward unless she makes it awkward. I know how to behave like an adult and be professional.,"I know how to behave like an adult and be professional he says, while harassing someone who is paid to be courteous to strangers by forcing her to play some gross and insulting name game and insulting her chosen career path" +How do you speedrun a sandbox?,"It has a win condition: Build a satellite and rocket, shoot it into space." +"Isn't that the point of the song? That all of the examples of irony are not at all ironic, making the song itself ironic.",I doubt they were that deep. +Can we ask any of them to name one thing that Hillary did in her public life that benefited America in any way?,"She's a woman she doesn't need any, quit oppressing her you misogynistic son of a bitch!" +wooo im so sick of having my birthday on 01/01/1900,"Hey, we have the same birthday!" +"So I know Ash's SM design isn't the best, but can we talk about Team Rocket?",Man it looks like Jessie had an unfortunate plastic surgery... +You're right about Recovery. The majority of MMLP2 was Slim though.,Why is it Marshall Matthers 2 instead of Slim shady 2 then? +My buddy and I like to get 100% on the Lego games,Never stop being friends +#NAME?,If you think this set is weak I have bad news for your ability to gauge power levels +Amen. The world won't end if we stop intervening in the middle east. Imagine if we focused on our own country for a change.,"Yes, because we're in dire need of help." +Can I moon them too? ... I'm good at multi tasking.,As long as it's hands free (there are laws in Ontario you know). +Lol this like is the donors' 5th test balloon in a few days. FUCK OFF. We said Keith. Did you people not hear us the first time?,Hey guys how about Barney Frank? +"hey man, not to discourage donating, but if you don't want to, dont",Those cancer kids will never have my hair! +Fuck that. I'm cool with weird shit but I draw the line at abused animals pictures or pictures of them dead. Nope. Fuck that.,"That's where I backed out too, people can mutilate themselves all they want, but that poor kitty :(" +when was that? sorry i dont live in the past,*Brags about the past... Is reminded of a painful memory...* I don't live in the past +"If Marvel Studios were given the rights to use the X-Men characters, similar to how they have been given access to Spider-Man how might they be able to incorporate them into the MCU at this late stage?",It'd have to be a multiverse play coming after Doctor Strange's introduction to the idea. +"How is this misleading? It says ex-cop because the charges were filed a decade after he retired, and on duty because he committed these crimes WHILE he was a cop on shift.",OP didn't read it all +"that's not even the meme, jesus",Where is Jesus? +"maybe if you had to use the wooden boxes in all special rooms (boss room, starter room, and trooms)",And make the wooden boxes dropped from the puppet masters clones. +Pretty sure that's a troll.,Pretty sure that's dazzle. +Peters bout to get a Daduncle,But he already has a dead uncle +Probably something like Dukes of Hazzard or The Incredible Hulk. The first ones I remember though are Night Court and Cheers.,I think *Night Court* was mine. +She's not a 6'4 Amazonian who weighs nearly 200 lbs!,6'3* +It's almost like physical assault will keep people from giving honest opinions.,Yeah I'm sure the pollsters kept a list of Trump supporters and beat them up. +"You actually get a bit of a mix of labour voters that will go between NDP and Tories, isn't a large number, but it is noticeable.","True, in the grand scheme, it probably is not enough to push an election in either parties favour." +Why does this sub ban all 'bad shoots' from police but keep the 'good'? Seems like some shady bullshits going down with the mods,"Downvote all you want but this is a default sub with rules against person on person assault, police brutality and harrasment but allows a few good guys with a badge break all the rules when some mod determines its a good shoot" +I think this clip is a prime argument why quickplay should remain with no hero limits.,Quick play is the best is your aim is just have fun. +"Donald Trump Is Our Next President, Thanks to White Voters","Yeah, fuck those white people, amirite?" +It's hard to grasp the context of this post if Hahn Hall wasn't built when you were at Tech. Can anyone help me out?,Used to be called Chem-Physics prior to 2009 +It increased due to the Bush economic collapse. That didn't hit bottom until late 2009. The stimulus actually helped.,What did it help in specific? +Breathed new life into an old bow,What's the bow on the far left in the last picture? +"Let me guess: you're white, male, straight, and living outside of a ghetto?",Let me guess: you're racist. +Walcott goal vs Chelsea (2-0),Arsenal beating that ass +IV don't really matter tbh . other then Hidden power ...,"yeah, having 31 extra stats doesn't matter at all" +Literally just had to click the expand button to bypass all signing in and watch the UFC event for free.,"It's not a login button, it's a disguised advertisement." +Experience Tranquility.,No snowflake falls in the wrong place +"I believe in nurture, not nature. Especially in this case.",50/50 ---got to admit donnie's daddy was uhhh a special kind of scumbag; +"10 ACTUAL best players of happy wars Guys wtf i leave for a minute and all i see is shitposts where do i begin first neeg is using a mic now straps has turned into a lesbian its time to clean up this mess heres the actual top ten players of happy wars of all time. 10. Straps jk this guys berserker was ass just like his personality 10. Neeg kj this guy was fuckin bad 10. HH Shark' ok i know what you're thinking how could shark be on the top list i thought he was just a warrior OTP, well to that i say EVERYONE was a warrior player back then so fk off. Bradley was the KING of warrior plkaying against him was like playing against a rabid porcupine with rabies. Shark had it all, strategy, looks, and a mean ass shark helmet need i say more. 9. HH P4nda I know what you're thinking P4nda? he can't even spell lol! well despite him not being able to spell this guy was a god among men. Dude P4nda was so god at HW that he could solo carry games AND send messages to all his happy wars gfs at the same time. It blows my mind to this day how he wasn't given the rights to this sewage dick of a subreddit. 8. HH Capriwolven Guys what the fuck do i even need to make a case for cap. She got to the top of the ranked ladder 3 seasons in a row and I hear she's going for a 4th. Cap would literally kill bots until level five then just deep dick everyone. She was a freakin baller onto the next one 7. HH BESPOKESINE82 shit DAMN this guy. Not many people know this but he had a secret strategy of going into all chat and just spewing whatever came into his mind out of his mouth. Guys, he would run mental laps around the enemies brains with his rapid fire shit talk. Damn i can still hear this guys voice in my head it gives me chills 6. HH Pillage Jeezaloo now were getting up there into supernatural territory. Pillage was the KING of shot calling in HW this guy would take a simple argument about cats vs dogs and turn it into a justice war chant rant and just DRIVE the team home bro like he was shit at the game dont get me wrong like who plays cleric but DAMN he was a motivation king. 5. HH MilkyMoo Shit. Hold onto your dicks cause its about to get fuckin real. We are approching the TOP. FIVE. GODS AMONG MEN OF HW AND WERE KICKIN IT OFF WITH MILKYMOO. Not only was he just amazing at the game but honestly i think he was really the foundation of HH. He wasn't there long and just caused shit drama every time he opened his mouth but damn if he wasn't the solid pile of shit that was the foundation of the HH empire. 4. HH Piggity This guy was shit and doesn't even belong on his mothers top ten fav children list but what can i say im in it for the reddit upvotes and for those you gotta meme a little 3. HH Phr3z Honestly im forgetting the names of people who were in our shitty little clan but phrez i do remember. Rap God. This guy was the original tupac of happy wars he was an unstoppable force and was honestly just a pay to win warrior with a bad connection moving on TWO. HH Apocalypse The original gangster. How can one describe a titan that exceeds the limit of their own brain? This guy right here was just descended onto us like a kiss from the gods he came he saw he banged. Apocalypse was the BEST player in happy wars HANDS DOWN. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT HOW CAN ONE MAN CONTAIN SO MUCH POWER. 2. HH Cole It's a tie between cole and apocalypse cole was just generally a cool guy and was a vital part to the team. 1. HH Comma Hawk suck my dick",Most accurate list I've seen in a while. +RPR in Assault mode is the most OP weapon in Hardcore imo. It's way too easy. 1 shot kill from anywhere.,"tru, but compared to the nv4 which has a better fire rate, lower recoil, and also very high one shot range, yeah that sure is OP" +"If you're looking at the long game, I guess",I really see a a big progressive 2020 push. +what's your hobbies man why are you hurt?,Lol I'm into fashion too I was just fuckin around +"I had a friend who was batshit about Clay Aiken when he was on American Idol. I swear to God, she nearly punched me in the face when I told her he looked like a flaming gay twelve year-old. When he finally came out, she was devastated. Took to her bed sick for a few days and everything. This was a divorced woman in her late thirties, by the way.","I'm glad you said you had a friend, she sounds a bit unstable." +What does success mean to you?,finding a happy place +I never said you said his use of gotos were bad.,lol sure. +"Honestly this sub gives me the shits. If you see an opinion you don't agree with, discuss, don't down vote. You're missing the point entirely. Shouldn't we engage in some form of discussion rather than just suck each other off about how smart we all are?","The great majority of people on Reddit do not ever use the up/downvote function correctly, it is not restricted to this sub." +It's called Hanami (Cherry Blossom Festival) Dynamic Theme,It's called Hanami (Cherry Blossom Festival) Dynamic Theme +"As much as i wish it is Cloud9, i'm 100% convinced it's going to be OpTic",But C9 already have Dazed +What Canadian city is this?,Donald +New Japanese Sun & Moon Trailer (October 4th),***DING DING*** ***LUCHALITTEN CONFIRMED*** ***THE FLAME SACK IS ON LUCHALITTEN'S BELT*** +Trump-Humpers on my fb feed are denying she won the popular vote - and are posting links to alt-right websites to prove it.,well that totally isn't fact free +"If god hates fags, then why do fags still exist? Didn't god create them, doesn't he have the power to undo them?",Being gay is a choice. +Our world is steadily heading towards a metaphorical sun,At least the future looks bright? +Didn't Mussolini also make the trains run on time?,"Yeah, by writing that the article is trying to compare him to Mussolini." +"Are you serious? Doing them a solid? I'm guessing you never worked in a produce department before. Knowing most of the produce departments and the produce workers in my district there are no lazy and greedy people leaving moldy produce around just to earn a bonus. The Snow Peas are an easy item to cull and you should be able to tell they are bad just by walking past them so those shouldn't have been out there. However you are not taking into consideration how many thousands and thousands of items are in produce. It is not possible to flip over every single individual item and inspect it and still be able to run your department. This is why you were born with eyeballs, to be able to look at shit and know if something is bad to not buy it. She picks up a green bell pepper that you would only be able to know was bad until you flipped it over, once again there is not enough time to be able to turn over every single item and inspect it so no, this woman isn't doing them a service other than being a miserable cunt. She buys shitty product that she knows is bad and then complains at the checkstand that they sold her bad product, no bitch you bought that bad product willingly. This is just another person looking to be outraged by something and found something she can just shit on people with. If she really cared she wouldn't be rude as fuck recording the employees and claiming bs like they are doing something illegal by selling bad produce she would take it up to management as high as it needs to go until it was fixed or go to a different store. I see people like this all the time who have no life and get off trying to tell people how to do their job like this woman and go about it completely wrong. The fact that anyone thinks this woman is helping anyone needs to work in a produce department and then you will understand.","there is not so large of an amout of produce in krogers to where they can't flip it and keep it fresh, that's just dumb dude." +Finally done.... Any tips for me setup?,Sell your ps4 for a monitor and mousepad. +"Norway actually had several high level css players, but most of them retired around 2010-2012. A few of them were relevant in the very beginning of csgo(stingR etc).","Yeah, and some 1.6 stars aswell like prb." +The only reason it had its hayday in the 1950s was due to the Post-WWII boom of the USA. Mostly because it was one of the few first world countries left on the planet where the war wasn't fought on its soil.,"Clearly, the solution is to destroy the world all over again, with the US coming out on top once more." +Conservatives had the same fear of Obama 8 years ago when it came to gun control and many other aspects.,"Right, because he said all those things in his campaign." +Why joo delete,Is getting better picture to capture true slavness +"In England that's top of my list for what needs taking OFF school courses. There's far too much grammar that is absolutely no use to kids at all. Being able to speak and write doesn't depend on learning phrases like 'subjunctive mood' and 'relative clause'. And yes, they are some of the many terms kids are supposed to know at age 10.",It's not until you start hearing sentences that don't make sense and you can't explain why that you grow to appreciate the importance of understanding relative clauses. +I've also decided that OP is a POS. Are we getting out the pitchforks yet?,D---------E +So adorably innocent... for now :p,Just because he's black doesn't mean he'll be a criminal in the future you racist! +What has been ruined by attracting a large audience?,Pokemon Go! +"vS has become a seriously impressive site. I'm floored by how fast this project exploded and eclipsed other meta snapshot sites, and yet you STILL find more ways to improve. Amazing. Would it be possible to include some kind of legend for these deck radar things? I'm no statistician and I'm not quite sure what's going on with them, although they are quite beautiful to look at. Also: The Control Shaman strategy section mentions copying big minions with Flamewreathed Faceless rather than Faceless Manipulator.",You can just use the radars to see how often various cards are played (bearing in mind that this is *not* how often they are in decks - Yogg for example at 10 mana and typically only played when behind will be played much less than a low cost non situational card that players mulligan for). +Your connection could be getting denied if you are using a proxy which is blocked by the CM firewall.,"Problem is I'm not using a proxy, not that I can see, I've checked all my settings etc" +Jason Momoa Throwing Axe on Justice League set!!!!,HOLY SHIT HYPE GUYS +Innocent advert by Dainik Bhaskar,Ask your friends Neetu Dhiman and Sachin Chandel to unsubscribe +pc people,Mac people too +Chargers 'beat' impossible odds on way to 1-4 start,"We get it, we know we suck, let us try to enjoy our last year in San Diego in peace" +what about the other later albums?,From what I've heard after Inner Circle it's been pretty trash since then +"Pardon but i think it is Yin and Yang, not Ying.",My bad +"Unless it's a joke about men getting raped in prison, then it's *hilarious* you know, because men can't be raped or something.",No one rapes like Gaston Goes to Pen State like Gaston In a prison cell nobody licks like Gaston +"It could be like Hoothoot and only evolve once. Or like Taillow. It is more likely to evolve twice, but you never know.","We've seen that Pokedex screens have spots showing how many evolutions a Pokemon has, and Pikipek has two." +"Looking for 2016 Legends Wolverine (Don't really need the juggernaut BAF part) Hi All, I mainly lurk on this thread (mostly due to the fact that I'm more of a statue guy than an action figure person, but I do have a few action figures that I love due to the sculpts and poseability) I was just browsing on youtube and came across a review for the 2016 Marvel Legends Wolverine and instantly loved it. I'm from South Asia (Sri Lanka) to be exact and we don't really get the latest legends waves and even if we do they are at stupidly blown up prices. So I'd appreciate if someone can direct me to a place where I can buy the figure for a reasonable price (I only want the figure and alternate hands and don't really want the juggernaut head). I've seen people selling the figure (without the BAF part) on ebay but those prices are close to retail. Do keep in mind shipping costs from the U.S actually are the same (or even more) than the figure so, a place closer to home would help. Also, I plan to customize the figure 1. Stubble on the face 2. Hair on the arms 3. Chrome (or silver) the claws Thanks in advance :) Have a great day",r/toyexchange and I think Walmart and Amazon had that whole wave for like $12 +"I finally perfected my home theatre with a nice wall-mounted 70 TV, and that beauty's not getting replaced any time soon. That said, I could certainly be convinced to get a second TV for 4K/gaming purposes, but it would have to be small and have nice low-lag specs... and I'd have to wait until 4K is more widespread... and Mrs. Kong approves.","oooooor try and approve a nice 65 inch 4k oled ;) but seriously, yeah, i'd wait a year or two till HDR10/dolby digital becomes the norm and price lowers" +"This is what happens when the Matrix meets sports broadcasting. Introducing freeD video, the future of the instant replay",This has been in use for at least five years. +"Supreme Resale Stores in NYC I already know about copvsdrop and uniquehype, but wondering if there were any other.",Stadium Goods. +What can't you learn on the Internet?,Obviously how to socialist with real fucking people. +Looks like the movie phone booth with a war spin.,"Man, I need to watch that film again." +What the fuck is this browns offense,"Fun, which makes a change." +Metal Gear Trump,Trump is Solidus and he will take control back from The Patriots! +I messaged you too incase OP doesn't take your offer or sells it to someone else,pm'd +"It's called Cura, just Google it. I think it usually uses version 1.5.3","It isn't Cura I need, its the Arduino drivers." +"Bandwagon mentalities. I swear, most people are just oversized lemmings",easy way out man +"Ya, harmful shit, unlike carbon dioxide.",yea ok. +"I agree that USC is better than us right now. The teams right above them, not so much.",I'd pick you in a good number of those matchups. +"If a bunch of them survive, Disney has fucked up. These people need to die. This movie has to be compatible with the original trilogy and it doesn't make sense if a lot of them survive. The writing is on the wall. You have Vader at the top of his game, and a lot of incompatible characters. Please don't fuck this up Disney.",But it makes more sense to have most of them survive. +No a recent change makes the day/night cycle appropriate to where you are located,"Exactly, that's why I asked this question." +One pill makes you larger and one pill makes you small.,And the ones that mother gives you Don't do anything at all... +"Main gripe is that you are locked into RFC unless you wanna get destroyed before you even get in auto range. The Caitlyns and Jhins have more utility, outrange you in teamfights, and still spike harder at 2 items.",Naw man you can just dash forward to get in auto range +"He surrounds himself with people that don't question him. Also, it should raise questions, even to his supporters, why he isn't using people that can actually help inform him on world relations. Instead it's his kids that have zero idea about policy even for America. Ivanka's plan for working women is laughable. She has no idea what she's doing. They are all literally winging it. Was Hillary the worst democrat they could have ran? Yes but at least she was prepared. Trump has no idea what the fuck he's doing and doesn't care to learn. It is just such a scary time.",butbutbut emails and BENGHAAAZIII +"Ahri, reliable kit and is nearly always a safe pick.",let me guess you have the game in korean/japaneese and you have to afk for 5 mins after you die +"I have a huge thing for chubby, hairy dudes. I'm a 5'1, 110 pound, attractive, confident lady but hot damn fat dudes with facial hair get me going.",Can't tell if serious or trolling all of Reddit. +Smart casting comes to WoW macros,Now if only we could apply this to fishing. +Do people not look both ways regardless? It's way more likely that you're going to get hit from the direction you don't expect.,"They should, but how often do people do as they should?" +Request sent! Thanks for responding man! PAX Sivir is one of the rarest so that' a big hit,Hes a good friend of mine just tell him the sitiuation :p +Any of you salty bastards need a mint? Correct call Icc.,"All this Aussie salt is neutralizing the sugar content of my mints, how am I supposed to shine the ball with all this salt!" +"i'd expect its a vent for some sort of underground infrastructure, such as the sewer.","It's a good thought, but these appear in areas without sewer lines - and we are almost exclusively above-ground with respect to other utilities." +"Sort of has a bitter taste to it coming from Reigns though. No matter where I am on the card, I'm the main event is pretty much the problem a lot of people have had with him, myself included.",Though people eat it up when Ziggler gives some impassioned speech about being the Show Off and stealing the show even if he's on the pre show card. +*Takes this picture* *Cleans the bathroom*,Mad +"How did we get the 3rd touchdown, at work currently! Last I saw it was their ball with a few seconds left","Fumble recovery, couple of nice little passes moved us into range, Thielen caught the TD." +"My aim is Gold 1 I'm on 22 wins and got 6 matches left, I bottled it last week and finished on 24 wins pray for me reddit.",Good luck! +"Very lonely, probably sad too.","Very pathetic, probably in a frat too." +You're God for 1 hour. What are some changes you make to the world?,No one can ever be an asshole ever again. +How does Skip keep getting work?,Because all he does is win +"That entire arc with the DnD Elf-Dorf romance goes into the book. I mean... what the fuck!? This is Tolkien, FFS.",Legolas/Gimli is canon dammnit +Lock him up,Why you goddamn antisemitic bastard! +Holding dual US/Israeli citizenship and serving as a congressman or Govt official is treasonous. $38 Billion dollars in foreign aid when our country is $19+ Trillion in debt is insane.,It is racist and antisemitic to not let zionists plunder our country and economy. +I wonder why this isn't shown in the media... hmmm... too busy tarnishing the reputation of colored people instead.,Why you goddamn antisemitic bastard! +Which ex-A do you want to win it all? Coco Donaldson Reddick Zobrist? Got to be Reddick for me.,Rich Hill. +No system is going to be perfect.,Obviously we should just be hand picking matches and groups to make it the most likely to have all the same teams at every major without allowing other teams to show what they can do +Wait... Countries actually enforce immigration laws? They must be racist.,Yes as all the rhetoric about immigration I remember was solely treating this as a legal and economic discussion where no one was called rapists and murderers.. or racists +Real talk... Your most precious possession is protected after major surgery. Your baby is priceless. What is important to you after the birth of your child?,"Actually their baby isnt priceless, its $13,000, so checkmate." +"Hasta el error de tipeo, me siento halagado",copypasta +We should be able to see who placed Control Ward Do not know if it is intentional or is just a bug or maybe they forgot to put it back after they removed pink wards but we used be able to see the name of the pink ward placer. But they removed it and in my opinion it was a good feature. Hope it comes back. If not I want to know the reason why they removed it.,"Please no, this will just encourage camping and hunting the supports who place them so the team will never have wards on the map" +"I'm not talking about drivatar aggression, I'm talking about online player aggression. My only issue with the drivatars is that they typically disappear off into the distance whether you're in front of or behind them. They are great at leading, but terrible at following. The braking in the middle of the turns doesn't help, either.","That's odd, I play on pro difficulty with aggression enabled and have no problems catching 1st place by the end of the 2nd lap." +Romelu Lukaku (Belgium) goal against Estonia (7-1),Here is my 7-1 :) +Why can you only date girls named Ana?... ...because I got a tattoo that says Ana,Unless you find a girl called Ana-Marie +Must be nice that they fit in your ears. I end up with sore ears and some irritation due to the poor fit. I wish I could wear them.,I guess I'm one of the lucky ones where I tend to forget I have them in. +Cutting it close,Is that a Superman 64 skin? +"2016 Week 15 Game Thread: Pittsburgh Steelers(8-5) @ Cincinnati Bengals(5-7-1) Please Remember: ##**Leave all opinions/thoughts inside of this thread. Anything that isn't newsworthy posted outside of this thread during the game will be removed.** Don't be rude. We're all here to watch the game. Do not troll the other sub's game thread/post game thread. We will be notified and we will take necessary steps after that. If you see someone in here trolling, feel free to file a report and we will take care of it. Thank you and enjoy the game.",My stomach can't take this. +I think all songs on Hexagon sounds the exact same. Don was my favourite DJ for a while but I feel like he's been using the same arrangement and synths for all his tracks and just swapping out the melodies. Make Me Feel Better is a fucking tune though,"I agree, Hexagon is very future house oriented but it's getting very specific." +The fact that his campaign took away his twitter access is a Silicon Valley conspiracy?,"Nah man, it's that Silicon Valley has created a system that allows him to be misinterpreted by the liberal media." +I imagine him saying the second panel like one of the Wonder Twins.,thatsthejoke.jpg +"If can connect a Chromecast to your phones hotspot, selecting the Chromecast under your cast options works. I've done this a couple of times, it's worked fairly well for me.","I'm trying to cast Netflix that I've saved locally, so unfortunately this won't work for that, but I do have other media I'll give this a shot with!" +"Thanks for closing that up, Obama.","You're acting like he didn't try to close Guantanamo multiple times, but was blocked by Congress" +"2016 Week 10 Game Thread: Pittsburgh Steelers(4-4) Vs. Dallas Cowboys(7-1) Please Remember: ##**Leave all opinions/thoughts inside of this thread. Anything that isn't newsworthy posted outside of this thread during the game will be removed.** Don't be rude. We're all here to watch the game. Do not troll the other sub's game thread/post game thread. We will be notified and we will take necessary steps after that. If you see someone in here trolling, feel free to file a report and we will take care of it. Thank you and enjoy the game.",That's the best performance Landry has had all year +"My mom said my 8-year-old nephew needs deliverances and that made me angry Title should read deliverance. I blame typing while mad on a mobile device. Long-time lurker but I had to post this because it's been a week and I still get angry when I think about it. This is more of a vent than anything else. Background: my mom is in to the Pentacostal & Charismatic side of Christianity. I used to be but for various reasons I now prefer liturgical services. I also no longer hold to many of the beliefs that are common to this group e.g. If something is wrong it must have its root in something spiritually demonic. I've got a couple of nephews aged 8 and 5. Last week they were over at our place. They're at the age where they love Minecraft videos and were watching some on the computer. They're also at the age where if they are engrossed in something getting their attention can be a bit of a challenge. My mom calls the older one for whatever reason. As he turns to face her he accidentally knocks his younger brother making him cry. Mom gets upset and scolds him for being careless. Fine. But then she says to him You're so careless! You need deliverance! Just remembering that makes me angry. How could she say that to an 8 year old?! How could she declare that he is somehow possessed by some evil spirit that's making him careless?! He's only 8! If he's careless, discipline and teach him! But to put in his mind that he may have an evil spirit in him is just too much! People hold memories from their childhood. I'm sure you've got some too. And I'm sure you remember painful memories from that time. Careless words can stay with children for the rest of their lives. I know I should speak to her about this. But not while I'm still this angry...",What does deliverance mean in this context? +What does your team have that no other team in the NFL has?,Two home fields. +The Grand Yak mount tail looks like a Dwarf,Cannot be unseen. +What are the chances that self-driving car functionality will be offloaded to the cloud?,"Just about zero chance, since a lapse in data could mean autopilot fails to work" +Was it Joe Rogan who was saying of course they don't work! If they worked every guy would have a big dick. Like guys would be walking around with their Dicks in a wheelbarrow because we wouldn't stop.,"True, for example, if there was a way to make your muscles bigger like exercising or something, then every man would be walking around with bigger muscles" +"Try googling a random military statute without a title or citation. I simply asked if this guy knew, because it seemed like he had some information. Then i clarified because I apparently came across wrong. And now you are piping in without adding to the conversation. Boy reddit is great!",I'm not sure reddit is the problem here +Do they work?,The goggles do nothing! +Just like Hitler brought an end to racism?,"To be fair, he could have" +Not all MOBAs are Dota 2 though ;),Then they're bad. +"Odds of us getting through this campaign, gotta be about 25-1 against.",Never tell me the odds ^^^^oops +Lost me after dedicated guys working tirelessly to craft... Minimal viable product =/=,dedicated guys working tirelessly to craft... mech packs You quit too soon! +When supply is planned to drop?,"No specific date for the full version I think, but their post about the beta in their subreddit says early January is the current timeline" +Are there any information about these silver and golden crowns out yet?,"I'm assuming those refer to the bottlecap items, which are required for Hyper Training." +TOOK ME 21M BASE XP PAST 200M. I DONT WANT TO HEAR IT,SHOULDN'T HAVE GOT 200M XP IS SO FAST +"Anyone else always go with Ancient start? For some reason, I always find that trying to start with any of the later eras just kills the fun for me. I always prefer to get an ancient start, so I can *really* establish myself. Anyone else feel this way?",There are other options? +"they implemented this thing into the NFL called passing you can do now, check it out some time",I forgot my +The Jewish Problem - Dr. Joseph Goebbels. Powerful! Blocked in dozens of countries.,Which countries is it not blocked in so I can just set my VPN to that country? +but why are you talking,Why are you talking? +"Very big, extended cheer for Serge Ibaka in starting introductions. Most fans stood and cheered.",That's because he left the correct way in a trade instead of signing with a team that beat him +"Delete a Charakter to Reset Bad Luck Streak or to get better, faster Legendary? Whats your Opinion, does that work? Reset Charaktrer on Monday, Restore on Tuesday after Reset and get a better Chance for Legendary? Does Myth+ Chest Count after Delete and does Raid Locks be still up? Why i am trying this? Cause i got the 2 worst Legendarys i can get... And such bead Luck should be interupted.",I used a bot to get all spec legs and tuen got banned so theres that +"I haven't played bf1 for awhile but I'm pretty sure there are houses on all the desert maps, and most maps in general.",I use limpits to domolish the houses. +"Thought this problem was fixed already, guess i was wrong.",I think you can fix it under language settings in the main menu. +I thought SocDems killed Rosa not DemSocs,"SocDems call themselves DemSocs now, as far as I can tell." +But how else are the people in charge of the parties going to tell us who to vote for?,Especially since it works so well +Andrew Wiggins might be our best player.. sorry Towns,But lavine scored 30 points a couple times +Look on stitches' shoulder. I feel like he should be a lot smaller than that even.,"Yeah, Murky should definitely be smaller than Chromie" +whats next a self driving motorcycle? this shit is pretty pathetic learn to ride or stay on a moped,Yeah who needs safety lol only losers crash amirite +Remember a few weeks ago when Democrats were all worked up over whether Republicans would accept defeat gracefully...,Racist: anyone who wins an argument against a liberal +"Lol, a canvasser of theirs did a speedtest on a Tablet using Verizon 4G - stating this is the speed you'd get with Windstream. I was just all button lipped about the whole thing, felt more bad for him having to walk around canvassing a sale than anything. Nice kid, seriously, but that shit was funny.",Would've called him out and then told him to leave. +"it is the platform of trump in his own words, ban on Muslims ring a bell for just one example and it is the platform of these people committing hate crimes",emails. +"I don't know why people keep saying Garrosh wouldn't retreat. He did in wolfheart when he was fighting Varian. The Horde never fought the to the point of annihilation in many occasions in the past, exactly like the Alliance. Anduin Lothar fled to Lordaeron when Stormwind was lost, does that make him a coward?","Apparently yes, he's the biggest fucking coward in all of Alliance history." +"Because she's a hyperconservative Christian who still lives at home with no job at the age of 25 and only knows authority, not freedom. But who am I to judge",Well that's because the Mexicans took all the jobs! +You would be correct. Plenty of entitled teens that know nothing of politics but love reality star trump,Yeah young people are notorious for voting conservative +"Episode IV, but every time someone shoots a laser it gets faster",I blinked and missed the Battle of Yavin +/#outoftheloop,"It's from Jake and Amir: Swag, I believe." +"I like every faction and their affiliates. Except for those horseknitting Khergits, those thieving Vaegirs, the uncultured swine from the north, the smelly Sarranid and the shameless, despicable, traiterous Rhodoks.",Come and line up single-file on a steep ladder and then say that to my face. +Yep. Aldo's got the best hips in the game.,The hips don't lie. +Will you tell us after you get it?,Yes +"A transgender 'friend' on my FB page dismissed the gesture because he didn't hold it 'high enough'. The first Republican candidate to openly and publicly hold the LGBT rainbow flag--on camera--and show gratitude and love towards the person who gave it to him, and that wasn't good enough. Nothing's good enough. The Dem party is the only party that supports LGBT in their minds. Meanwhile, I didn't even know there's a 'right' way up. It's a rainbow. Who cares?",Your VP supports conversion therapy... +"Yes. Reactionary, right-wing authoritarians are right-wing.",Yeah remember how right wing Stalin was +Or Best QB Evah,or GOAT +All-Star voting is now open!,Craig Anderson/Phil the Thrill/PK/Jumbo Joe +Cut Coleman,Cut the defense +"How to start watching the anime? So I noticed on Kissanime that there are different versions for the episodes, 001A, 001B, as well as uncensored 1. Which do I watch first?",001A +P,Goodbye. +Because nobody like's listening to annoying ass EU fanboys shrieking things like H2 WHAT! or WE ARE ALL UNICORNS Or whatever other stupid shit EU fans come up with.,Yeah because CLG's faith is not some stupid shit at all. +No one said anything about not sending Hillary along as well. And don't they have orange space suits still?,I thought she was innocent +"you're back to back at home! with the refs homerin you hardcore, get the fuck outta here",whatever helps you sleep at night +"Hey it's that game that everyone got bored of, an hour after playing.",Hooray for generalizing! +$180 for 3 versions of the exact same game club,i don't bruh that fps mode kinda makes it feel like grand theft farcry +Zoia is now the manager of Denial Esports,Hot peppers for all! +If you stand on the sea shore and look out to sea the horizon is only 3 miles away.,"For taller than average people it's slightly farther away, for shorter than average people it's slightly closer." +"Most of those things describe the majority of politicians though. 29/50 Democrat senators voted for war in Iraq, Out of all the senators, only Ross Feingold voted against the 2001 Patriot Act, and 89/100 voted for the 2006 extension. I don't know enough about Benghazi to comment, but in my view Hillary's greatest weakness as a candidate is how much of a run-of-the-mill, business as usual, ordinary politician she is.","Compared to her opponent, that becomes her greatest strength =/" +Hearing some people say is a great way to collect your news and stay informed.,Cool +"TIL that weeks after The Soup Nazi aired on Seinfeld, the man (Ali Yeganeh) that the character is based on kicked Jerry Seinfeld out of his restaurant for ruining his business. When Seinfeld gave him an insincere apology, Yeganeh ejected him from the restaurant, yelling, No soup for you!","Ah, the Soup Nazi - Easily one of my favourite Seinfeld episodes." +"Hey, they've played lots of Starcraft 2, give them SOME credit.",Don't you dare drag StarCraft into this shit show. +whats a friend?,a pedo +"As an Arkansas, who wants the closest thing to outright legalization, yes to 7 no to 6?",Definitely +Keith Butler Needs to Go He just does. I'm done waiting for his defense to come around. We have talent. His schemes are just not working.,God I miss Bud Dupree so much... +"i dont get how this has so many upvotes, Your price is terrible","Hey guys I want 5 AWP Dragon Lores, I have 200 keys, 40k each MUST be 0.00x fv" +Yeahhhhh. About the DH.... Me and all Cubs fans and Kyle Schwarber respectfully disagree.,Can we ban this clown? +"Doing a report for my CSI class, if possible can a LEO give me a detailed description of their day to day life? So my CSI teacher which is an LEO wants us to interview a LEO and make it part of our report. We just want a detailed description of your detailed day to day life. If possible a CSI LEO but its not required we just thought it would be appropriate.",AM I BEING DETAINED? +CNN: Hillary would've taken $0.78,Government of Saudi Arabia offered today her salary. +"The champion stood,","The rest saw their better," +Obviously a provision of Obamacare that took 20 years to kick in.,"THANKS, OBAMA!" +What's the most recent thing you Google searched? (Everyone),r when I accidentally googled r instead of typing r into the search bar at the top for reddit. +Why are you always in these arguments. Got nothing better to do?,"Nothing better than putting down spurs, i always get like 5-10 replies from you lot and its beautiful" +871 and I feel stuck with my ilvl. Most keystone groups drop gear that are beneath my ilvl (the ones that would drop good gear are semi-carries or harder so it's not often we full clear). EN Heroic is a waste. ToV N is a waste and ToV H is easy but my DPS isn't high enough. Kara doesn't drop good enough gear. Where do I go?,Mythic emerald nightmare +"Except when Monte is talking about Korean teams winning, it's because they're winning, whereas Phreak talks about NA teams winning while watching them lose.",When were TSM losing to Splyce today? +Teenage F1 driver Max Verstappen,[EUROBEAT INTENSIFIES] +Really? so Do i get the win?,Not sure. +"Have you heard his actual music? Under the name Joji? Check it out on soundcloud, it's really really good.",I'll have to check it out. +"Non-Canadians, what do you actually hate about Canada?","How they're actually treating the heroin crisis up there giving people access to the drugs in a safe place with professional nurses and etc, do it like America and just lock them up in jail assholes." +But skyrim belongs to the Nords...,"And America belongs to the native americans, we don't all get our way" +Are people gonna get temp banned for doing this glitch?,Yes because it's so game breaking and gives players the unfair fashion scape advantage +why is 100% telos not a comp req,Why is warden not a trim req? +"Heard booming from Point Chev, went outside and saw a huge fireworks display in central city. Wonder what it was for?",Did Valerie get another medal? +This is why Trump won. Is the new Thanks Obama,"You still don't get it, do you?" +"Hip-checked into traffic by Sidewalk Hams Fall Northern California weather is perfect outside running weather. You'll always see many people running in my neighborhood, at all times of the day. We have nice wide sidewalks and most everyone is a courteous runner who moves aside when an overtaking runner calls 'on your left/right.' Very basic running courtesy, right? As I was coming up behind a pair of portly women ambling side by side, I call out, coming up behind you, on your left, and these two hams turn around, look at me, and continue on their conversation ignoring me. I couldn't hop out onto the street to overtake them (which is what I would normally do when it is possible so as not to bother walkers) as there was a lot of car traffic and bike traffic, plus at this point the landscaping was too thick to easily jump through. About 3 meters out, I call out again. Hams ignore me so I slow down so I can attempt to squeeze past them. As I do, the Ham closest to me hip-checks me. Now, a small hip-check amongst normal sized people will just displace you a foot or two. But a hip-check from a Ham vs a 105 lb female? I flew sideways, stumbling through the landscaping and into traffic, fell, and twisted my ankle. There was a car close enough to where I fell that had to hit the brakes to avoid hitting me. The hams? They LAUGHED. Didn't offer help, just kept walking and jaw jacking as if they didn't do a thing. A couple other runners saw what happened and while one went to run after the hams to confront them, the other helped me home.",You deserved it for fat shaming them +"Damn thats sad, as a 7th grader I might have let them win for various hormonal reasons ;p",But then you would have lost to a girl and therefore not be worthy of respect from a girl. +It's mainly the lighting and the pose. The model itself appears to be unchanged from teaser to game.,oh +"I really don't like Jimmy Dore, I don't know what it is. He kind of reminds me of like a militant Marc Maron. His hearts in the right place but it's more a personality thing for me...",wow that is a perfect description +"Thank you. Thank you. Yes, we are based AF down here. Oh, and we've been telling Clinton Stories my whole life. We know them. That is why we want Trump! #BASED ARKANSAN",Is Arkanicide .com a myth? +Browns reportedly willing to trade LT Joe Thomas for second round pick.,Oh man this could make our line so good +Yes but it also adds the gank possibilities like in one lane its kind of suffocating but this is like a mini jungle! Id love to see this in game,thx :) +"What happens to our cards when MLB The Show 17 Releases? Nothing right? The cards stay in MLB 16. And in MLB 17 you start from scratch, correct?",Yes +How to score an open goal,Calculated. +The jaws of Oblivion: Saving the Elder Scrolls MMO,"You know, I've done the orsinium questline 5 times, and I've never realized the city rebuilds as you quest" +Mein Liebesleben,r/ich_iel represent +"I'm gonna level with you Barry. I have no idea what I'm doing, and now I'm in to deep to get out. I was just trying to get my TV show back. Or a spin off of Shark Tank going.",I would watch Donald trumps shark tank +Recombu's Phone Trumps: iPhone SE vs Xperia X Compact,Now Trump is even in Android headlines? +"* Empire of Japan * I plan to play a somewhat historical Japan, trying to pry as many pacific colonies from the central powers as I can, and later pacific domination. Alliances will be strategic, and if the Allies will let me do my thing I may not ally with Hitler in ww2. I also hope to not detract from all perspectives of the imperial Japanese. * Emperor Meiji was brought back into power in 1868, with him and a number of oligarchs brought into power turning Japan into a modern power. The Empire accomplished amazing things, many terrible, but also astounding.",wow nice post good luck +HOOD FIGHT! GUY GETS KNOCKOUT TWICE!,Merry Christmas to all those finding escape from this hell. +I don't get the joke pls explain =(,nexon is the joke :( +what piece of technology that we use today will still be used in 100 years unchanged?,Toasters +This is way older than Steep.,Can we just find a way to compare this to Steep pls? +"As my professor said, let them have those low paying low skilled labor jobs. Even if we say we do, we don't want them.","You're such a coastal elite who doesn't understand the concerns of working class Americans with an average income of $72,000!" +Impossible Save,That's because this keeper has the flies through nets trait! +Which makes perfect sense.,"Speaking from a Gamecock fan, it's a shame he can't be a part of the in house staff but it is a completely reasonable rule" +"It also shows him attacking someone unless that was a flashback, so that's not good.",I'm guessing it's Sierra's baby daddy. +I'll be sure to keep that in mind when I'm torrenting software.,"That's all we ask, as long as you aren't stealing software" +He was a gunner in the Bomber. I saw his score and I spawned in the airplane and I stayed there until the end of the round. Everything seemed legit.,"Tbh though, this isn't as much skill as it is luck that the enemy team sucked at taking down planes." +I can but that's mainly because I play the same video games that I played when I was little. We're talking ps2 if that tells you anything about how old I am. I can't focus on newer games like first person shooters but I can play Oblivion or Skyrim reasonably well. I used be able to read a book a day but now it takes me a lot longer but that's less cocaine related and more because of a car accident a while back,Was the car accident cocaine-related? +"So you get a RANDOM card from your deck, right? Because the wording isn't very good sadly...","If they added the word Random to the text, that would imply there is a non random way of choosing cards from your deck, and that would be silly." +"Great example of media spin. Instead of Less than half of voters believe Clinton will win debate, TIME went with:",More than half the people don't think she'll win +"Temple v. Villanova Assuming equal costs of attendance, anybody have insight into each school's employment placement in Philadelphia? I've heard each school has an equal standing in the city, but wanted some more information. Thanks.",Temple by a long shot. +"Two-thirds of the world's internet users live under government censorship - report: China ranked as the worst abuser of internet freedom for the second consecutive year, followed by Syria and Iran.",Can't wait for my country the UK to join the elite group +Gates is the kind of guy I'd vote for president. I wouldn't even hire Trump to walk my dog.,"For real, It wouldnt take much to become the best candidate in this race, and Gates seems to be well above that bar." +Yeah fair nuf :D,u lookin 4 sum fuk (now that's a come on) +"Because they did their research, WaPo, instead of trying to buy influence with the losers.","Yes, everything is a conspiracy." +Why.,Because everybody loves random politics! +"$65,000 worth of spin? Nah mate.","I was watching Reno 911 the other say, the episode when Trudy tries to sell her baby to the asian couple for $15,000.... $65,000 5 kids... long shot, but, I wonder if that's just like the going rate for kids." +"Surprising as it might seem to you, there's plenty of people who simply don't care for anime, at all. So, there really is a huge amount of people waiting to get a look at the GITS world for the first time. And even as someone who has seen the anime version, I'm still really looking forward to seeing it in live action. It's not some sacred treasure to me, nor would the new movie being bad make the anime any worse.",yea man cartoons are for kids. +Wrestling is fake,its real to me damn it +"Don't go to Hong Kong then. The MTR there has stand to the left and right completely depending on the location. They do this to minimise the amount of times you have to cross in front of people going in the other direction, so it just makes sense, but if you're the kind that rigidly needs it to be one or the other, you're going to have a bad time. Also, they've started a campaign to just get people to stop walking on the escalators at all. It really is a safety hazard if you trip and fall. Several others could be hurt by you falling on them.",They were trialling that here at Holborn to increase escalator capacity +I haven't had an actual conversation with anyone for so long a conversation with human voice. I just wanna hear someone's voice that doesn't come from my music or tv,"Unrelated, but I like your username." +He thinks he's respecting human right now?,"Eyy, is that a bag of drugs and a gun you've got there?..." +"I don't know why you are getting downvoted, because what you said is true. Dems didn't get out and vote.","They were prevented from voting, or at least voting was made difficult, in many places." +I'm not sure but I think that's because allies would not appreciate Illidan's bodyblocks on them,Does any one appreciate an illidan in general? +"Yup. My birthday is the 15th (tomorrow), which is 9 months after Valentine's Day. My mother's birthday is February 13th, as well, so yeah. That's my origin story.",worst birthday present ever. +"Males who watch My Little Pony are sometimes called Bronies, what would we call Disney fanatics?",Mousekateer perhaps? +"Yeah, as someone who's never owned a truck I don't get it. Even those pavement queens still have utility and honestly I'd like a lifted truck almost as much as I'd like to own a lowered truck. Nothing to do with penis size, I just like them","Nah, we all know you suffer from having a micropenis." +It was an unpaid internship. Rolled up on day 1 to find PAID employees doing the same thing I was doing: filing. I was promised something completely different. I quit on day 3. Huge waste of my time.,But you got 'experience'! +I bet its anal lmao,**^** +Oh you're so poor that you can't afford to live indoors? Better confiscate your belongings if you don't agree to leave town!,You must not live near the camps. +"Because I can? Because I've got this hunch that a lot of people already know what I'm about to say? Same goes for you, why bother commenting if you've got nothing to say?",hope you don't do this on a regular basis in real life... +I never lock my room and I'd rather get caught with weed than porn,"Alright, then leave it open, or lock it and say that you were annoyed and wanted alone time or something." +Badgering your ma for a few slices of the ham for a sandwich.,so much this! +Who got it back?,One of the local biker kids found it just laying around so he took it. +I refuse to tolerated your intolerance of tolerance of intolerance.,Thinking the KKK are assholes is literally the same as being in the KKK +"'Fake news' on social media influenced US election voters, experts say",I'm going to go ahead and say that fake news on TV also had something to do with it. +Dr Doom If marvel cant getvthe right for dr doom can they make a similar character,CAPTAIN DOOM +"What is your favourite YouTube channel, and why?",Ahoy! +It would kinda suck if they won.,"As my Moldavian friend said - It would suck if anyone wins, because there are literary no politicians that aren't corrupt or crooked." +Bit of a jab at his older shittier posts,Ah. +Although when thinking of balancing stuff we shouldn't include creative servers this thing is still goddamn op whatever anyone wants to say about it. To top it off it also suffers from huge existing issue - no recoil when scoped. Why is this a thing with this goddamn gun too? This thing can spew 20 high damage bullets at high firerate and it has no recoil while using scope? COME ON NELSON,That is why radiation should be a thing +I thought though it was a parody account?,I've been suspicious all along of sending it through the mail. +"You're so dumb lmfao, you shouldnt have to learn how to 2v1 EVER because thats not how the ranked works, should you learn how to dodge bullets if i come around shooting at you? No because i SHOULD NOT be going around shooting at people for fun",I had to learn how to 2v4 bot +Might have something to do with the update tomorrow,"Great, nothing like an update to tell us it's coming VERY VERY SOON" +22 dead inside roast me,"Choker: What you're wearing, and what the third guys says to the fourth in your student films." +When will people learn to buy a dashcam? Now this douce in the red car (Mazda?) will drive off and leave the other guy with the responsibility to repair his own mirror. A dashcam would've caught everything,"Why would I get one, they're expensive and nothing will ever happen to me." +Paul Ryan On Trump Tweeting Lies: 'Who Cares?',And the normalizing of absurdity continues... +Having surgery tomorrow,Praying :) May the Lord bless you. +REMAIN AWAKEN!,*click* WAKE UP *click* +moms spaghetti,MY CABAGES! +Obama told Trump supporters hurting minorities to Stop it on 60 Minutes? Must have missed that episode.,"Yeah, you were probably watching CNN that night" +"I was told this by a bovine on Fb after I said Nate pewter isn't the end all be all (last summer) Get educated, how many books have you read",I own many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany is the only proper response here. +"Who else wants a full team of Green Tamazos? Unbindable, 42 orb enhances, preemptive shield @ full hp. A single cross will do 36x damage (if i understand the extra orb enhance awakenings correctly), double cross will do 326x. I know by the time you can get 5 green tamazos you probably have a much better team (and i bet gh won't give us enough chances to get that many) but it sounds super fun.",Multi hits shrek you tho. +Owner of restaurant chain arrested in Franklin,"If the president doesn't have to pay taxes, why should he?" +Castlevania 1 Remake Unfortunately Shut Down by Konami,I bet no one saw this coming at all. +"Redditors who watched MMFF films, how was it? How were the changes this year? Was it worth it?","Trash films getting shown in the provinces, pushing out mostly Seklusyon, Sunday Beauty Queen, and Saving Sally to accommodate them." +"But, from what other people have said, the jobs would then possibly go to Mexico. Wouldn't we WANT Mexico to prosper as that would likely help North America as a whole and possibly create jobs/opportunities that would also lessen immigration?","Obviously that's all part of the master plan, so they can afford to pay for the wall..." +Fuck. I read this as 46 assists and 7 turnovers in his last two games. I was in absolute shock.,But isn't this nearly as impressive? +FWD THEM LIEBRAWLS,Pretty sure grandma doesn't know what Otaku is. +"James Harden Western Conference Player of the Week. Averaged 27 points, 14.3 assists, 9.7 rebounds. Longtime LA buddy DeMar DeRozan in East.",Should have been George Hill again +So if the Pacers beat the Bucs you would call that an upset? The difference of a game or two is nothing only 20 games into the season..,Are they playing football or basketball +Not very accurate considering Elijah and Booker are no longer on this team.,It was published yesterday though +Was talking to a guy a few weeks ago that just moved to Jersey and he was absolutely dumb founded that you need a FID to buy a BB-gun his jaw dropped when I told him about the failed bill to put crossbows in that category as well.,Have you considered you might shoot your eye out? +It's... it's *you!*,;D +It's in the constitution! Read the Bible!,Reddit wouldn't get that even if you added the +Pheromosa also could be based on the word Hermosa the femenine word for beautiful,Or like Aphrodite and Mimosa? +"What's a great under the radar place for great last minute Christmas shopping? Doesn't have to be a hole in the wall, or neccessarily unheard of but for instance, before last year I had never heard of Blue Elephant and it was just the place that I was looking for. Wondering what else has gone under my radar here in Austin",Is heroes and legacies still around? +"While Trump does seem to be more inclined to increase spending (has he mentioned smaller government or deceased spending even once?), it seems to me that the current Congress is a little more committed to reigning in spending than the 2000 Congress was.",They only do that when a Kenyan usurper holds the presidency. +Assuming you have a purple class item engram... I have terrible luck and 15 blue class item engrams. I never seem to get the legendaries for that slot.,can it be a pre RoI purple class item engram? +"That's a Dong Dong, not a Ding Dong.",Double Donger Death +Full legalization? 18 & up? 21? Medical only? Which state agency will regulate? Licences? How will taxes be assessed? Treated like an ag. product or like a medicine? What about the Feds? What do YOU envision?,I picture clowns handing out weed to children. +"Jicama! It's crunchy, sweet, very little calories, and cheap!!",You can bake French fried with olive oil and salt for healthier fries too +"It's not the boomers, we spend more on our military than the next 40 top military spenders combined. That and we fucking love war apparently.",But what do we do if we need to deliver freedom to brown people across the world? +Exact Titan Balancing Numbers: Salvo Core (Tone) does 20 less dmg per rocket. Flight Core (Northstar) does 50 more dmg and finishes 2 seconds shorter. Predator Cannon (Legion) 8-10 less dmg per round.,Tone's tracker cannon has also had a very noticeable rate of fire nerf. +"So you see how the guy has only 264 followers. Then look at the song on his page that is posted here. Not gonna lie and say its a bad song cause I dig it but over 10,000 plays with only 264 likes???????? Little fishy to me. You can buy votes online where these bots in china or wherever just play your songs.","Also, this post had about 30 upvotes in 10 mins" +I'm sure it wasn't exactly easy for Eddie to stick to his gameplan if he gets knocked down within the first minute.,i mean... he said his game plan was to stick more to the ground.... so him getting dropped just speeds that up yeah? +Working from home with these lovely pups today!,What is this working you speak of? +Brazil suddenly conceded 5 goals,That happened while I was taking a shit. +"In a bid to stop the killing of elephants for their tusks, world governments voted at a major conservation conference to urge the closure of all domestic ivory markets. After fierce debate -- including opposition from governments like Namibia and Japan -- the motion was adopted.",Thank god this won't cause black market to skyrocket... +"That troll is always there for me. Every time, never fails.","Same, when I switched to pc he followed" +"Is there an apps out there (iOS) that could consolidate all of my leagues to one app? Hey guys sorry if this is a repost. I am in leagues on yahoo, espn, and CBS and I hate jumping from app to app to check my scores. Are there any apps or websites out there that can keep track of everything in one place?",You lazy MF. +Obama's legacy,Maybe he could get some wins by Executive Ordering them in the few days he has left? +"can anyone please confirm physical Hatsune Miku Diva X(NA version) is 3.60, i'm plan to purchase it and play without update",Project Diva X only requires FW 3.60. +WEEK 13 RECAP THREAD I feel like someone just kicked me in the teeth,Should we quit watching football? +same applies for LCS,Yeah totally it's like an identical scenario. +I think I found my new favorite way to troll as Ana,Outlast 2 is looking fantastic +Feral druid! So many bleeds and buffs to keep track of.,john fucking madden +"No, but posts like this pop up every patch and those people end are generally still playing afterwards. But you are free to stop playing, no one can force you if you don't want to.",Thats why the player numbers only know one way +The campaign has already said that this never happened and no clearances were requested.,Source? +Meanwhile in Australia... Getting fibre any day now... * **FOUR LONG YEARS LATER** Getting fibre any day now...,"Nah, we opted in for copper." +I finally have Zekt to use that Fortitude Oracle elgif on.,~~what i see is a garurumon~~ +What Generation 8 Could Be Called,"[According to the leaks, Necrozma is our third legendary.]" +Big smart.,Yugely smart +Like Trump and HIS Russians,"Or Hillary and her Saudis, Hondurans, Syrians, etc." +Domino's finally read my special instructions!,Mmmmm get that Sharpie ink off-gassing all up in that pizza. +Wait so I can get perma banned for not playing a ranged ADC if I queue bot? Cause i never do when queue and get bot.,"I mean, as long as you are not playing duo mid or duo jungle, while your support tries to keep your bot turret alive till late game." +g3x -pava,who cares +"Call him what he is, a white supremacist. Honestly, alt right gives them legitimacy.","Even white supremacist is too generous, they're neo-nazis" +"This Dumeril's and the Bredl's I posted are my first snakes, actually. But, there are a few snakes in my house already. One roommate has the females of the two that I have (They were breeding pairs with the person we got them from, so there's a female Bredl's and a female Dumeril's) and he also has another female Bredl's that he purchased as a juvenile a few weeks back. Another roommate has a White-sided Texas Rat Snake that just shed (he found the shed this morning) and a Blue-tongued Skink And then *another* roommate has a Ball Python","Do you need any additional roommates, perchance?" +That could have gone better.,Chill Out! +Leaked memo reveals UK planning to exploit Donald Trump's inexperience.,That's quite a surprise. +Why is that?,"Because this guy got cheated on, that means every woman cheats on every man, and there's no such thing as a happy relationship because women are evil and husbands are cucks." +Opens fine for me 'Hello Siri' 'Yes?' 'Open Spotify' *spotify opens* Idk why you're having trouble,Do you still have the stock music app installed? +I find it strange that more people said they were bisexual than Homosexual.,Most recent statistics indicate bisexuals are more common than straight up gay people. +"I'm not attacking your opinion. I'm being critical of your word choice. And again, I would like to know what you want to accomplish from our interaction.",i'm being critical of your word choice oh what a useful waste of everyone's time. +Anyone noticed the math is wrong?,Where? +"Mine too, but to put it in perspective, a girl flashed me her pussy in the high school class. The teacher would just get embarrassed by the content and go, I'm sure everybody in here already knows this. He was obviously right.",Pics or it didn't happen +Nimblerichman is Palmer Luckey. Palmer Luckey is the founder of Oculus. People are pissed that the money they used to buy their Oculus Rifts with is being used to support Trump.,"I want to buy your thing, but you can't use the money for whatever you want." +"I don't worship Sea Salt, I see him more as a role model, someone we all aspire to be.","Because we all aspire to have cocks in our asses, mouths and other orifices 24/7." +"Nah, just misguided",But Niemi has a cup! +He was at his mamma's work :),Very happy to hear that :) +My first time using the Haku Akechi Combo,"AHaku and Akechi do not get along, she is jealous because he looks more moe than her Source: AHaku never went to college and always gives me 3 blue orbs, best waifu DRHaku has a doctorate and always gives me those sexy 9 blue orbs" +When a TV show tries to poke fun of America by implying they would be dumb enough to elect Trump.... only to have them go and elect Trump. I'm sure the writers don't know rather to laugh or cry. At least Sam Simon isn't around to witness it.,"Money, my boy" +Peter vs Lloyd,Why? +Bring Back the history I love ERB but I do agree with people that they need to start doing more history battles or what is the point in the name. I do like the battles that aren't historical but I thought the idea was to teach people more things than what they didn't know before.,TBH I thought the History part meant that the battles are so epic that they'll leave a mark in history +What difficulty are you usually playing? I recall there are some difficulty spikes if you go from normal to hard or hard to lunatic.,Lunatic (sometimes I play in normal) +Wow! What an ending. Who would have thought Darth Vader was Luke Skywalker's father!,Reported for spoilers. +"No, the media spent the last 18 months showing Trump on video saying things. He specifically said he'd strongly consider appointing supreme court justices who'd overturn gay marriage on a federal level. All the media did was show him saying things. On top of that, his vice president *really* doesn't like gay people.","You're right, the mainstream media is very fair and unbiased." +Maybe he will have good people working for him as president and it won't be so bad.,Bannon is really a temporizing influence +"Early days. I'd be more worried about the lack of female grandparents, or the loss of Targaryen hair color.",Impossible to keep pale hair as the Daynes despite starting with it +Nigga got a Death Note,Just write down the names of people I already hate...karmas a biiii lol +TMW you're such a bad player that the game itself is dominating you,"Nah, its not a glitch its a rather good player called ERRORNAME, he and %killername% are on the same comp team." +Game Thread Week 10: Cincinnati Bengals (3-4-1) VS New York Giants (5-3) Time: 8:30 PM Place: MetLife Stadium *Help the mods by reporting trolls* **Sort by new for up to date discussion.**,Glad to tune in for that giants TD and see that we are not calling holding penalties +"You are being deceitful. MMP doesn't eliminate local representation, and with open lists the no additional power is given to the parties (as recommended). Simple, eh?","on top of all, we can play around with the proportion of MPs elected from constituencies and lists to achieve a good balance between majoritarian rule and PR so everyone to please most people" +"Should I Pre-Order planet coaster? I was going to pre-order planet coast on november 9th to get access to the beta, because I have already seen footage of the alpha and it looks very fun. Should I just wait until the final release? It like like $4.50 more to get access to the beta. I feel like it isn't pre-ordering if I have already seen the alpha and it looks really good. What do you guys think? Thanks!",Have you watched others play the game or have you only seen videos by the developers? +"If you can't win discussions online, result to personal attacks.",That was an Elder Scrolls reference doofus +Thanks looks like ill be tokin tonight!!,Hooray! +"What do you love most about your town/neighbourhood? I live just 5-10 mins walking distance from Tampines MRT, and its probably one of the best decisions my parents made to settle in this area. I've got 3 shopping malls, 3 mcdonalds, all the relatively good shopping outlets (which means I don't have to go town just to buy H&M lol) plus the area is gonna get new MRT lines and the Tampines town hub. I don't know about you guys, but Tampines is fucking awesome to me. East side best side!","TLDR of this thread: near mrt, got alot of makan place" +Game Thread: Week 6 - Cincinnati Bengals (2-3) @ New England Patriots (4-1) [](/CIN) Cincinnati Bengals @ [](/NE) New England Patriots Time: 1:00 PM EST Place: Gillette stadium *Help the mods by reporting trolls* **Sort by new for up to date discussion.**,ffs +"TIL that the reason why most of Disney's protagonists are motherless might be because of a personal tragedy Walt Disney himself has experienced in the past wherein his own mother had died, and he felt responsible for her death.","Stories/Movies like Frozen have been created since Walt's death, so regardless of anything else, there's no basis for this whatsoever." +Finally came up with a perfect match for Essie Coat Couture,Omg these are beautiful nails and I'm totally stealing them to impress my in-laws over Thanksgiving! +People are acting like idiots because they are so desperate,Or because they don't have a news source they can trust anymore. +Yeah I'm getting sick of all of this hype. Stop playing politics and release the damn documents.,"Here, Here!" +"And makes the grease roll out when you tip it. If you have enough grease to make your bun soggy, you're doing it wrong.",That's why you always press down on the patty while it's cooking +O M G,Time for a tweak request to bring it to 9.3.3 +"He did try to catch him, and it went exactly as you would expect.","No anyone could do it, Jason Peters isn't shit" +me irl,Damn millennials trying to kill Christmas again! +AB is the most of that group. I would add Jordy and AJ Green to that list.,Terrell Owens too +why does lala always dress like a ghetto pirate,because she thinks she's ghetto +"That's the thing about written agreements. If a nation fails to uphold their agreements, it diminishes the worth of their other agreements and results in other nations being far less likely to uphold them. It is like if five people in the office each agreed to buy lunch one day a week, but fucking Sally brings shitty bologna sandwiches from home every Thursday. Chris and Isabel are a lot less likely to buy Sally lunch on Tuesday and Wednesday with her pulling that shit.",That Sally's a real cunt. +That thread made me rage a little bit.,It's okay because it's a good fit for them and they find therapy to be silly +I'll 'Get Over It' And Accept President Trump The Same Way They Accepted Obama For 8 Years,"When they go low, we go lower, amiright?" +Harvard professor says GOP electors are close to blocking Trump win,...and I'm sure that Bernie is close to becoming the Democratic nominee. +"well hillary is clearly neither very old, nor sick. And she probably has great doctors. so yeah, usually it still takes no less than 7 to 10 days.",TIL being 68 isn't old and being on blood thinners for the rest of your life due to cranial blood clots is perfectly healthy +"Facebook staff mount secret push to tackle fake news, reports say",But don't paid Russian trolls have a right to spew lies on American websites? +"Well, that makes sense. If no-one uses it, then there's no way they can know what's wrong with it. I thought the community hates the Reserve Shooter because it's underpowered.",Insert +Ok. The plus side is I have gotten 3x CC3 crates while trying to play Aquadome...,That's definitely a plus side +Downvotes? Let me laugh even harder... Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha,Shouldn't you be making fun of normies or complaining about how women don't like you on Red pill? +"Legion's Predator cannon fires custom tooled cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute. It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon for 12 seconds.",Still cheaper than Navy bullets +Google will soon ban fake news sites from using its ad network,"Maybe not too little, but too late." +Episode 77 - Spear and Loathing in Lost Places,ahhhhhh they mentioned the discord! +The Trump Kids Are (Definitely Not) Alright,"And Chelsea married a hedge fund manager, but HRC told those banks to cut it out." +"Princess, The Log, & Minions Have an Awsome Interaction I always found the three way interaction between these cards really cool. People use log for it's strong ground defence. However, becuase it can't hit air, people use minions to exploit the lesser air defence. To counter that people use the princess because she is strong aiagnst minions. But log counters princess. It's like a Pokemon fire grass water type interaction. The Log counter princess but loses to minions. Minions counter the log but loses to princess. Princess counters minions but loses to the log. Anybody else find an interesting interaction like this?",Yeah I love it when my minions counter a the log +"Are you kidding, I'd grind for that in a heartbeat",I'd grind for you in a heartbeat +Weak to poison. Weak to fireball. Weak to ice golem. Weak to zap. Weak to beatdown. I'm not exactly sure why you think this would be the meta?,skeletons to beat up the all of the clones! +Risky click of the day. Survived this time.,Almost got fired for that one +"This is not really accurate, princess is not a direct counter to minions. She can kill them, but not before the do heavy damage to whatever they are targeting. She can't one shot minions and depending on timing and placement she might not even kill them before they take out the tank or whatever they were targeting.","Minions on bridge (enemy) + princess on tower (defence) = no enemy damage done, princess untouched." +Wife's family Christmas celebration... So very much so.,I feel your pain +"That movie should be required viewing for both sides of the debate. I think many people believe women have third trimester abortions out of laziness or panic, when in reality so many, if not almost all, are done because something went horribly wrong in the very profoundly complex process of creating a human being. It's an eye opening doc to say the least.","Vessel is really good aswell , not sure if it's still on Netflix" +Laundry is harder than it looks,It looks like the grand wizard had a botched hand transplant. +Classic Void Prison into Ring of Frost.,"This, Easy set up, huge team wipe potential." +Do you have sex with the inside? No. You have it with the outside.,"Well, then one of us is having sex completely incorrectly." +9 Reasons Why PolitiFact Is Unqualified to Label 'Fake News' -,"While what he said was 100% factually true, it was said in a way we don't like so we rate this MOSTLY FALSE" +Might I ask what you use a 5 inch bay for?,hot pocket heater +the pencil ruined my life,the pencil erased my family +"Well the 3ds has a 360p screen, so 720p will still be a big upgrade. As long as it's hd imo it will suffice.",I thought it was 240p +If they EU makes its own army France is going to have to do everything anyways so this is just a warm up.,.. what? +So how about a 100% tariff on French wine? Got plenty of grapes in California for everyone!,Until we leave and join Canada! +"They only want super attractive women with flawless skin to not wear makeup, too. If a woman with acne were to not cover it up I'm sure he would think down of her. I feel like guys who know nothing about makeup should stop trying to give women beauty advice regarding makeup.","Also with dark, long eyelashes and dark brows that have no light patches." +numai fiti saraci si mancati pringles saraciilor lasati laysu si codurile voastre numai cumparati pungi cu aer pfffff,Subscriu +The hell they did what world are you living in? Name these supposed policies of his they adopted.,Off the top of my head was his policy on higher education. +I did it Reddit! I reached my objective for this season! I know you dont care but it means a lot for me.,I know you don't care :'( PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME AND TELL ME I AM GOOD +Andy Serkis To Reprise Role As Klaw in Black Panther,"Man, Andy Serkis sure has changed." +LET'S JUST FUCKING SCRIPTMONKEY DELETE EVERYTHING WE SAY.,K +Debris Unlock Does anyone know what level you unlock Debris? I keep getting killed by people using it and it seems so OP! I assume its a mortar attachment? I really hope in todays patch they include it in the loadout menu and nerf it.,"YEAH, I WANT TO UNLOCK DEBRIS TOO!" +Boycott Amy Schumer's new biography! I can't believe she found a publisher...,So *SHE'S* the reason people say the sea levels are rising...I'm finally a believer. +"Element TD, man.","Underwhelmed, prefer gemtd" +Why not release more power to those Mayors so they can raise and keep their own money?,That sounds too much like actual devolution to me! +"wow thanks dude. i got the same problem as OP, will try that out later. tried to fix it on my own by installing up to date gfx card driver, check integrity of game cache, delete config.cfg etc, adding params like -fullscreen -freq 60.. nothing helped.","It removing video.txt doesn't work, try to open the video.txt file in a text editor and change the resolution values to your monitors native resolution." +"Was I an alcoholic in college, or frugal?","No, or you would have bought a pint of potters" +"To be fair most pc players complain when graphics aren't up to snuff on a recent game. Graphics fidelity is not a platform exclusive problem, it just so happens that peasants tend to go back on their previous statements of glorifying graphical fidelity when they are proved to not have 'won' the argument","PC players complain about graphics because the game should be able to look much better and still perform well on their system, while console players complain because it's the best they get without moving platforms entirely." +Windows 10. just be done with it.. .if you wanna game... stop trying to make it happen.. it's not going to happen.,"Wrong subreddit, buddy." +And people bashing protestors saying they are cry babies. W T F,Yeah love how they went from if Hillary wins grab your guns it's CIVIL WAR to omg these sore losers need to accept the results and respect the president +Who mans is this?,You can see his nuts lol +"What is the single best upgrade you have made to your system? This will obviously be harder to answer for people that did full system overhaul's vs piece by piece upgrades, but what is the single best upgrade you've made to your system, and why?","I replaced my stock optical from my TV to my soundbar with a $10,000 Audioquest cable." +"But only if we get rid of Ruff. You know, The guy that got the Stars back into the playoffs and help win us the division.",He could also change his stance on Ruff over the next 2 years. +The popular vote is ignored because of an outdated way to do elections.,I'm sure it all worked flawlessly when Obama was elected though. +"So I grew up playing Halo 3 and it died, is it sad that I'm more excited to play Halo Online then any over game on my GTX 1070. So after working for my dad for a year he brought me PC parts and I built the PC, I have to wait until Christmas to use it though. My new build's main specs: EVGA GTX 1070/i5 6500/8GB DDR4. I'm more excited for this than any other game which I find weird considering over the past few years I've bought tonnes of games for my new PC, stuff like Fallout 4, Battlefield 1, Dark Souls 3 recently and some older intensive titles like ARMA 3 etc. Yet I'm more excited for this mainly because it's basically reliving my childhood.","Yes, you should be sad" +How was my comment making fun of anyone for their religious beliefs?,"It's hard to have a rational discussion with people who believe that the Earth is 6,000 years old and that humanity started with a talking snake and a magic tree." +"To respond to all the reports: We're gonna allow this post. Not because we hate Mattis but because we'd allow it for literally anyone else and we don't give two shits about anyone's cult, no matter who they are.",They don't think it be like it is. +Be careful. This community is sometimes the most toxic and hateful thing to people,"I've been in other communities, and this is probably the best online community i have been to, no joke." +"Bro, you're getting overly torn up on this. I really don't give a shit about the Washington Racial Slurs and you shouldn't care about the Dallas Cowgirls. Feel free to cry some more about the fact that we swept you but I really don't care.",Lol I love it when someone has no argument so they just tell the other person to calm down when there was never any sign of anger in the first place +Play the Oneplus 3T minigame while you wait for the official release!,Great post! +"This is what people don't understand. Young guys like myself would be drafted and made to fight, and I am NOT down to go to war. :(","don't you realize, thats how gender equality works you sexist pig" +I'M SCARED I'M MOVIN ON!!,nice +That means every major news outlet is now banned. CNN ABC CBS FOXNEWS NBC & MSNBC are all fake news outlets,Deep bro. +"Of all the things that didnt happen, this didnt happen the most",Don't you know everyone here is platinum or diamond +"Avoid watching TV news all together, it is trash.",That's why I use facebook as my news source! +I just misread it.,It's okay! +"I will not defend Clinton, but did you say that the man who just settled a huge fraud case seems honest?",I was satirising the thought process of people who thought Trump was more honest than Clinton +AA nerfed :/,Cloth and wood are superior armor material... +I guess so. You guys only know how to name-call anymore. It's why you lost on November 8th.,Ladies and gentlemen: projection +"I wonder how many have jobs. Judging by the mug shot and political affiliation, my guess is zero.","Gotta keep that class warfare going, am I right?" +Former Viking denies statement by Former Viking Artis Hicks saying that he denied a statement made by a Former Viking denying a statement about Former Viking that a Former Viking denied having a bounty scandal.,Saints did cheat though. +Plotting to kill. You left out a key part of the quote.,well are they going to kill him or murder him ? +"That line's about as straight as I am. Seriously. I've seen fat dude's asses less lumpy than that reflection. It's all the fuck over the place. And I already said it's not glass. I answered that. I fucking grew up with a pair of those in my parent's bedroom, and even in the '80s the damn thing wasn't glass. It was plastic, so it wouldn't shatter if some dill hole slammed the damn thing.","All reflective surfaces are plastic and not glass/mirrors because you grew up with something like that, got it!" +It was a protest Is the point,Yeah but he said literally. +Hi sabrina!,Haha +"This is straight up the best unfinished game I've ever played. I'm not being facetious - I really mean that it was the best cinematic experience I've ever witnessed, despite the rushed ending. There's no elephant here. Konami screwed the pooch on late-stage development, and it shows. The game isn't broken, and it isn't anything short of amazing, but it's obvious that there was so much more that could have been great. And that *could have been* absolutely hurts me, especially as someone who jumped into Kojima's ambitions as my first PSX game and haven't pulled the brake since. I bought GZ and TPP at launch. I'm disappointed it was cut short. I have absolutely no regrets. Play this game.","It's not unfinished, it's the phantom pain you're experiencing" +"Captain Nieves Fernandez, the only known Filipino female guerilla leader (and former school teacher), shows US Army Pvt. Andrew Lupiba how she used her long knife to silently kill Japanese soldiers during the Japanese occupation of Leyte Island (1944)",The soldier is Matt Damon! +0% chance UL is above Clemson,But UL has the better loss +"Hmm, well I bet fixing electoral college bracketing would be easier than abolishing the it as a whole.","Either way I'd be fine with, assuming the delegates actually stuck to voting based on their platforms when elected." +Kona Blue + Supermoon,I see only one of the two things you advertised in your title in this picture :\ +"You can't expect any sane man to sit through 7 hours of film, its too much for one sitting",Good thing I'm insane! +You mean the 5th generation Ukrainians that are literally only Ukrainian in name being upset about Russia taking back a part of the country that wasn't even part of Ukraine when their immigrant ancestors left?,Ya and Canada should be returned to the natives +"Me too, do you have a custom fan profile set up, because that lowers my temperature by alot",can confirm: custom Fan Curve: not even hitting 60C stock Fan Curve: around 75C and the Fans are silent with Headphones one up to 70% Fan Speed. +"It's because the majority of the american jail system is a for profit business. They want as many people are possible, so to them it's a perfect situation","Capitalism will solve it, even though it's the problem" +"Religion has nothing to do with it. Comments like, this +1 and agreed tend to get hate because it doesn't add to the discussion and should have just been an upvote.",Agreed +I always preferred to call him Chilly Brad. He looks like a dorky dad not an NFL offensive coordinator.,"In 2009 he had a beard so I started calling him the less than creative name, Beard Childress." +Guess the moral of this story is to not seek out sado-masochistic hookups with meth heads on Grindr. Should be easy enough.,you forgot the +"They're not. Anyone who says they are besides someone who lives in South Africa is a liar. The South African version (Mandrax) isn't even the same dosage/potency. Even if someone showed me ludes, I wouldn't trust it. If anything it's a knock off containing lower amounts of diazepam. Way more addictive then Benzos",But blacking out is fun +Slight problem I'm a brit we don't really have goodwill or thrift stores (where I live) so erm... yeah...,eBay works. +That's kinda like asking wouldn't HVAC repairman know how to repair a washing machine?,Well generally speaking programmers a more tech savvy that most people +"Oh come on, stop saying they were the only reason that happened. If that was true, IMT should be going to worlds and playing just like last year's FNC, right? But they're not. The whole package was the reason FNC was good last year, everyone was playing world class and the team was playing as a really good team. This year, besides having a downgrade in both top and jung, the rest of the team is also individually worse than before and... This year's FNC never got to be a team, actually",Febiven was really good but Rekkles and Yellowstar weren't. +Why did Let's Look At: The Forest go unlisted this month?,s p o o k y +I don't even like those natzis and their intro is freaking BA,"Nazi, sorry, I'm a spelling nazi." +Everyone coming in here wondering why Nintendo would choose a Rooster Teeth convention to display their newest product remember what month it is. I think RTX Sydney is the only gaming convention I can think of in February that is big enough to justify the expense.,They should've had it ready for CES +"Something Tranzit does very well I went back and played a game of Tranzit and I noticed it pulls off the post-apocalyptic setting very well. I happen to really like this setting. The thunder, the broken down cars and fog, yes the fog. It all adds ups well.",DAE Tranzit is actually a good map hahah XD +Hold a conversation in which they do 90% of the talking and it's mostly preaching about themselves,And then they don't ask you any questions about yourself but you feel too awkward to interject anything so you just sit there in quiet resentment +"Yeah, try living in utah as a 25 year old black man and get back to me. No community, no peers, no night life means a terrible quality of life.","Bro, just don't be black in Utah" +Cardinals are eliminated! Good riddance.,FUCK THE CARDINALS MARRY THE GIANTS #KILL THE METS +r/politics advocating secession with a straight face. +10,That's pretty racist of them to want to secede +life's too short to be driving boring cars \m/,Car is lit though +"PSN allows custom banners now, ! I can even see non friend ones in their profiles, I don't know how they moderate it but if PSN can offer something like that why can't Live?",We're not grown up +"Nah, the answer to that is easy, it's because they're not willing to let you have your way with them, but you really want to.","Oh fair enough, when you put it that way it does seem pretty reasonable" +Economic anxiety?,Concern trolling probably +Scotland,its Wales not Scotland +Which players from your team have improved/regressed the most this season?,Ian Cole has improved Dumoulin and Daley look worse though +What about the men? Or is your comment only for lesbians?,"Don't be silly, men are supposed to have sex, it's women's job to say no!" +ill informed voters with no knowledge as to how things actually work vote against their own interest based on fanciful lies. More at 11.,"but we have to listen to their concerns and points, no matter how nonsensical they happen to be." +"Will Rust ever be a game that can be fun in moderation? For me this is paramount. I *love* this game's potential but the decision I face when considering playing it are this: Should I play Rust, where I need to find a group usually and devote 4 hours a night to, where I'm really only having fun 10 minutes out of each hour, and will eventually lose all my work in 5 minutes... Or should I play another game I have, that is fun almost the entire time I'm playing it, and that doesn't require a time commitment and inevitable letdown? My honeymoon phase with the game has ended. I wish it the best, but until it can hold it's weight when compared to other games it will only be a game I watch other people's highlights of on Youtube.",Hit the nail on the head here OP. +Jaguar Racing | Noodle Announced as Global Ambassador,Racing is cool now imo +Bill Mitchell: Trump runs a massive international organization. Why would he be surprised at staffing requirements? THIS is WHAT HE DOES.,"To be fair, ti's not like the had all the excellent experience that Obama came to the job with." +"Palombella Rossa, di Moretti. prima che Moretti si rincoglionisse di successo.","Ah, quello della birra?" +Morimoto LED C-Lights / LED Concepts Color Changing Halo Kit Installed them myself I can answer any questions people might have about them. Can I post product links here? I don't know the rules about that kind of stuff.,"I'm gonna have to get those c-lights, I hate how the stock ones don't fill the full C. Stock c-lights look just like eyebrows lol." +Yeah there are quite a few Polish developers. Highly recommend This War of Mine if others are curious about it. Excellent game.,"Yeah, I heard it is a very compelling game and something I am willing to try out although not at this time." +How'd he do that?,"Keanu, the Key and Peele movie." +Except it's not being presented in that way at all and if you knew anything about stats you'd know the numbers are still usable and relevant.,Great rebuttal! +that information eventually makes it way to them (see fake Facebook news). When I go home I meet very nice people who are full of contrary views and they do not even know it. On the one hand if a Nazi were threatening a black man they would step in for the black guy in a heart beat....but on the other hand they will also make comments like black people don't tip as much or they just want government handouts Again for emphasis these are very nice and genuine people but they buy into just enough of the lies.,but some of my best friends are black! +This is not normal. This is not OK. This is batshit insane. What the fuck is going on that we're having to discuss stuff like this in relation to the President Elect?,It's not as crazy as using your personal email for work. +Stick to one comment or shut up.,Vvn vvvx vvvp vvvx ver vvx vvgr ver vvx +"I buy foldgers coffee, sargento cheeses, oscar meyer meats, colgate house supplies and wal-mart brand everything else. I will continue my boycott of these shitty companies tho.",how american of you.. +THESE MODERATORS ARE NAZI CUCKS,Can we just take a second to appreciate how great the word cuck is? +And the Bears organization is the one to do that for a QB?,Yea man they have such a good track record of developing quarterbacks. +"How do you like the dx6i ? Everyone is so pro-taranis, I'd love to other opinions.","I'm plannng on modifying my dx5e to run everything off an arduino, hopefully it works out." +Is it heavily edited and manipulated in photoshop?,You can tell it's photoshopped because of the way that it is +You decided not to choose between the candidates by picking someone who is of no consequence whatsoever.,The contradiction is real.. +How did Eastern Michigan go from a 1-11 season to a 7-6 season in 1 year? Eastern Michigan has had 1 and 2 win seasons the last few years and they just went 7-5 during the regular season this year and got to a bowl. Can someone explain how they went from so bad to a decent team so quickly?,They lost 5 less games. +Terrorists. They are terrorists.,"Yeah, but they are terrorizing Muslims... so no biggie." +"Alan Dershowitz is one of the most respected Jewish attornies in the country. And yes if his Jewish friends describe no anti semitism I'll take that over a disgruntled employee who left Breitbart under bad conditions. Btw, he might still be a sack of shit, but watching Reddit throw around the cliched buzzwords is no better.",I'm sure his abused ex-wife was just trying to spread bad rumors too. +POSSIBLE SPOILERS Are you able to get starters from other gens in sun and moon?!,So far I've seen people say they got the Johto and Unova starters by island scanning. +"Just describe your problem here, I don't want to watch a 6 minute video","Judging by the thumbnail, I'm going with license issue for the Nepal aid special shader and emblem." +"Because it's supposed to to show him as a nice person. He's nice to people around him. It implies he likes kids, but you're not supposed to immediately go PAEDOPHILE! like you're some soccer mom at the park. You're supposed to think this is a good kid.",Then on your second watch it has a different tone... +The issue is people would setup bots to farm OW cases.,"You have Turing tests for this, a simple captcha (image based) would stop any botting" +That's the thing I hate about white people. Buncha slow unathletic midgets.,Seriously! +My Mac Pro and my AFEDRI SDR. No question about it. And I have a BIG radio collection.,Why do you say that? +A Tribe Called Quest Video Tribute In Honor Of Their Last Album.,Their garms are too wavy +kek,kek +Is there anyway we could get Dylan as the 2016 SOTY?,"Tbh I doubt he would even have wanted that... I get the vibe that he'd feel it was patronizing and a little lame... Don't think the dude was in it for awards, either!" +So if it's harder than mythic dungeons... does that mean no LFG for it? That'll be a pain in the ass for casuals.,Anything without the queue is harder for casuals imo. +My wife and I are planning a road trip around that area of Canada. Could you recommend anywhere worth visiting? We want to go from Calgary to Vancouver via Branff national park. Thanks!,How long are you planning your trip for? +"Mint hate? I've been experimenting with Linux for years. In college, using Fedora, I wrote a text based game in Vi. I did a number of Raspberry Pi projects last year and fell in love with Debian based OS's. I converted a few month ago and have been using and loving Mint. There seems to be a general hatred towards Mint, I'm wondering why?",I'm more curious why people use mint instead of ubuntu with cinnamon DE. +Hunter catch a duck midair after shooting him.,Not crazy about hunting but I'd buy that person a beer. +"Dunkey's videos are either really funny, or decently insightful. You can tell he has a ton of passion for what he is doing.",Is that why he got banned from league of legends for being toxic? +Yeah it would have to otherwise hes nearly useless. Also the shield can take damage and parts break off after 15-20 shots.,He bought his shield from Walmart. +"I see him picked a lot in console, on PC he's picked for fun, not when you're actually trying to win.",I never see Fuze in plat/diamond ranked on XB1 +This may as well be Greek to me,"I don't speak Greek either, but my guess is: he accelerated when he should have swallowed his pride and reversed off the rock" +"Dear Creepers... Dear Creepers, You have officially crossed the line. I was fine when the first time I met you, on my first night playing Minecraft. I chalked it up to a learning curve and moved on. I died many many more times to you as I progressed in the game, but I never hated you for it. I came back to the game recently, after a nice long break. Apparently, your grudge for me has yet to have abated. I wasn't mad when two of you snuck up on me and strategically knocked me into a pool of lava and not only killed me, but also destroyed both sets of enchanted diamond armor I had been saving up levels to complete. Foolish me for not paying attention and carrying them around rather than stashing them. I wasn't mad when I was bringing back several blocks of diamond ore and you knocked me into lava. I should have that dungeon lit up better. But today, you crossed the line. When you blew up beside me, causing the lava pit I had just made in my blacksmith to begin to flow, I was more worried about getting myself to safety and refilling my health bar. Then, the sounds of dying villagers reached my ears. Oh, no. I watched as the flames spread over the house my villagers were currently stored in. Watched as they bobbed up and down, watched as all of my villagers perished the most painful of deaths. A zombie siege had wiped out my first batch of villagers. Without a zombie spawner in sight, I had to capture and cure to get the two you killed. Many were lost before I perfected my technique. They were the chance for a new beginning. Suddenly, I feel the need to craft a lot of TNT.",Sounds like your real nemesis is lava. +"For whoever downvoted this, this is essentially official policy. If any American citizen is brought to the Hague for warcrimes the official US position is that we are to invade and extract them.",Yeah I can really see the US going to war with Netherlands (so basically Europe - some state which have ICBM) and landing troops on the ground just to save one guy's butt from jail - a guy who likely has a lot on his conscience if he is indicted to begin with. +"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Fuck you Cam, you entitled cunt.","If that's how you feel now, i wonder how you'll feel when he helps destroy the redskins playoff hopes." +My game crashed and when I relaunched my Zeru friend turned into an avatar...,Now what if this is reversible? +Live SmackDown Live Discussion Thread - November 15th 2016 Welcome to the live thread! This'll be more fleshed out sometime between 5 and 6pm PST :P,**WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK** +You should have filed your VA claim before getting out. Doing it now will make it take 100x longer.,Can't he contact an advocate in his city and have that person help him with his claim? +NSFW Pfeiffer Syndrome,Stop breeding. +Exactly what I'm doing. Smith has been pretty consistent and getting Charles back will only help him.,That schedule is beautiful +Why are guys like this?,Why do people have to make blanket statements about an entire subset of human beings? +"High School altered my report card 10 years ago. I was told by a family member in Administration that the nurse mistakenly thought I was diagnosed with ADHD, and when she had seen that I had failed all four semesters of a math class while receiving no tutoring or other accommodations, she requested that I be moved onto the next grade anyway. I don't understand how that works, but each of my end of semester report cards had failing grades of 40s and 50s, yet the end of the year report card showed that I had 65s for every semester; the bare minimum to pass. As a 15 year old I was happy that I didn't have to repeat a year, but as an adult I realize how badly it screwed me. I barely managed to get through high school while being told I need to go to college. It was a college prep charter school so not applying to college was never really an option. I was encouraged by teachers, staff, and my councilors to apply to a 4 year school despite my grades. Everyone who considered going to a 2 year college was talked out of it by staff and councilors. Student loans and 4 year college were the only paths presented to us. Neddless to say I flunked out and racked up close to 30k in student loans with nothing to show for it. I've been in a deep depression ever since, almost 5 years now. The worst part is that I was diagnosed with Tourettes at 9, which has a 50% co morbidity with ADHD, so I most likely do have ADHD. In fact I'm sure I do. If I had failed that class like I was supposed to perhaps it would have triggered some sort of evaluation, and I would have gotten treatment while I was still covered by my parent's insurance. Now I can't afford the nueropsych exam I need for my insurance to be willing to cover treatment, not to mention my student loan repayments. I know it's a stretch but is there ANYTHING I can to to help my situation?","Even if there was a cause of action against the school, and even if OP could prove the grades were changed, It is pretty much certain the statue of limitations would have already expired." +"MAPLE LEAF HOCKEY IS BACK YES IT MAY JUST BE THE ROOKIE TOURNAMENT, BUT IT IS FINALLY HERE. I'VE BEEN FORCED TO SPEND TIME WITH MY FAMILY INSTEAD OF ENJOYING HOCKEY FOR THE LAST SEVERAL MONTHS, AND NOW IT IS FINALLY OVER. GO LEAFS GO",LMAO the caption +Good. I hope intel dies slow. They built they're empire on pure anti-competitive practices. I'll always remember you fondly AMD ;_;,You should look at AMD's stocks .. +"Warren to President-Elect Trump: You Are Already Breaking Promises by Appointing Slew of Special Interests, Wall Street Elites, and Insiders to Transition Team",A president not doing what they said while running.. SHOCKING +"As I responded to another commenter, they are weirdly inconsistent right now. I think this tournament will dictate a lot of trades in the coming weeks.",It's that but it's also the fact that an lol worthy Navi played on nuke...have they ever/do they even play nuke? +sure I'll add you now.,"thanks, very much." +"So, you still jumped out of a plane for him. So congrats?","No, he jumped out if a plane *for himself*." +"Great shield, magic (great) sheild, crystal soul spear. Hide behind the shield, wait for an opening spam soul spears till the boss dies.",Sure sounds fun diff --git a/chunk73.csv b/chunk73.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..674469d38167c11af42f0f08d2f3ad522aa768a3 --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk73.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1668 @@ +Input,Output +Relevant username? How is that relevant? Am I missing something?,"His username is u/ExtraLargeCheezPizza which could indicate that he is not a well fit, slim person." +THIS GAME WILL LEAVE YOU SPEECHLESS... | We Become What We Behold,"Oh look, it's Traditional Media: The Game" +Elizabeth sellout Warren! Just another phony rich democrat looking to pad their bank account!,Making that anti-wall street bank! +I can't believe how racist Greece is. I'm glad their economy is in ruins.,u forgot an +What's your point exactly?,That just because something's made up doesn't mean you have to tell people! +"Guess people aren't allowed to have an opinion on shit. I said this guy is a great guitarist, but I think this tap shit is played out. There's a million people doing it, and it just doesn't sound good. It's like masturbating when being in a band is fucking. Harmony is a powerful thing.",i think blues is played out cause so many people play it +Can he actually do that,A Kannada film is releasing this week and the producers have instructed single screen owners to take old notes so film won't flop because of demonetisation. +Season 1 review (Finally in Australia),I don't understand the purpose of the second guy +"Which iPad would you buy today for music? It feels like the iPad Air 2 is getting a little long in the tooth, but I'm not sure I like the price premium for an iPad Pro 9.7 My main use case will be to replace and/or augment a lot of the gear (Volcas, Novation Circuit, sometimes Microbrute) that I carry to my weekly jams. Would the Air 2 be good enough, or should I just say fuck it and get the Pro? Know my luck, I'll buy the Air 2, and then the following week Apple will announce an Air 3 and price drops on the older models... The Pro would not be subject to such disappointment, hopefully.","I've got an Air 2 and it hasn't let me down so far, even when running multiple apps through AUM the DSP % meter barely ticks above 40%." +Nice. Which bank? I didn't know there were any banks in Canada that had that. Awesome!,HSBC has that. +"Farming T5 last night for fun, boss died in mid-divebomb","Ah, back when dots still held during jumps." +That doesnt explain the porn though,You can't ever explain the porn. +Is your Johnson in?,That's sexist +You should blog 'bout that! Put that shit on myspace!,Agreed! +Enzo dabs at least once every appearance.,Huh...I only watch the Youtube clips so they edit that out. +"curious, how did it end up? i dropped a few tenths in the last couple of hours but i wasn't near 1%",I'm still in the top 1%. +"wait, an out of position ADC dying to an assassin? no way! next shit post please",yes because in last clip he surely was out of position being inside circle of 4 teammates +"10/13/16 WRESTLER COMPLIMENTS!!! This thread its meant to spread positivity! At this point, do I even need to tell you what this is, read the title. Example of compliment: Roman Reigns is getting cooler and cooler every time I see him with that belt. Example non-compliment: I want Roman Reings to die in a car crash and for his family to mourn his grave while I laugh in his child's face. :)",Kevin Owens exists. +What's that one from amigo?,Kickstarter TV - Episode 17/Trailer +"What?! No, majority of us never goes to a Latvian or Lithuanian beach! That was a strange claim to hear... That bit that some beaches have unused tourism potential is true; however, you must have been really unlucky to have seen such fertilizer pollution. There definitely are some polluted places, but they are isolated and rare.",To be honest.. our beaches are more sandy and nice. +"these aren't actually spas, you know...",Yeah I know. +Many orrrr all? I kid I kid,Har har har har +(You should ask him),"I'm studying aerospace engineering and I liked Star Wars, I don't have a 150 iq tho..." +"They're not even that great of profit. (no, not because of the bots.)","You never know how much they would impact, but yeah airut bones take the place so that is other reason" +Driving towards an EF3 tornado,Darwing towards an EF3 tornado +Less negotiating power.,So we should be implying we have job offers at other places? +For a small fraction of the appointments. The ones they did call out weren't shady.,Factually incorrect. +Attacking your competition's record as a lawmaker is what you do as a political candidate.,Particularly when your own record (Clinton) looks much worse in comparison. +"Calm people of reddit, How are you so calm?",This too shall pass +isnt that more of a glitch than a mechanic?,"wouldn't say so, if i run/jump and throw something it goes further." +A Little War Of Mine,"'This is why I miss Papa Britain, you red oaf.'" +Farewell fellow bardians Today I just uninstalled to better focus on school and my career in music. Just wanted to thank this community for everything over the past couple years. This sub helped me climb and provided nothing but encouragement for me <3 ~Ootay~,Godspeed <3. +Nah I'm in the UK too an d we don't apart from mobiles. I'm also on 3 just to get that tasty internet all the time. I usually use 20GB on my phone data monthly.,Hell there are even unlimited data caps for 4g networks in the uk +Struck the landing,"horrible display of fat shaming on their part, they should be ashamed of themselves." +What does 'missing' mean?,There has been no credible proof of life evidence despite many requests..Its best to read some threads at r/WhereIsAssange to judge for yourself. +Splitting up Math Education,I think the problem is that it would take along time (and money) to show that one structure is better than another and how we define better is subjective. +Brah. Your dude has 2/3 of his goals in one game.,But he is snakebitten so that stat doesn't matter! +"Armchair GM / Trade Rumours Thread! November 30, 2016 Here is a place for all of your wacky Armchair GM ideas! Lay it out there, think HFBoards meets reddit. Questions about potential future signings, trade proposals, and what Eklund is saying this week is all fair game. Who knows, maybe Kyle Dubas reads reddit ;) Most of all, as always, have fun and be nice to each other!",Nyander + for Hamilton amirite guys +"*Another* Arma clone? Can you name some of them, I'm curious.",VBS +Hey!!! Our president promotes it so it must be ok! Be a good murucan and hate people who aren't white,"Oh for fucks sake, be mature for once in your life and take responsibility for your own ignorance, don't blame it on anyone else." +Still not worth the retail. Fun game. Not 60$ fun.,Ok +Time and time again I see this same fast food company being shilled on Reddit. This is about the 50th time already,"Everyone's hating on Arby's and on shilling in the comments, but somehow it still has thousands of upvotes......" +...yes?,Correct. +Round differential is an accurate measurement of performance over a season with home and away games.,You forgot your +Ubisoft wants some more money! Fuck us right?,"Yes, how terrible for them to want to continue to exist as a company and for the game to be financially viable." +Do I get to do it in this demo? Just got to the seaside place. Just running around checking everything out ATM and getting used to the combat.,"Nope- main game only, few areas like that in the demo" +Then do so. You are living to work rather than working to live.,"Ya, 4 hours of sleep is plenty" +Missing a 50 yarder off a bad snap? Please.,"The Icing killed him, he made the first kick right before the timeout was called, just bad luck really." +Who says this? Where?,"Nobody, it's just made-up gibberish." +Asking to fuck isn't body shaming somebody.,It's rude and disrespectful all the same. +"For a guy that wears glasses, Von Miller is pretty stupid.",I guess he must be wearing fakes. +This is what liberals actually believe,Charge ur phone +WHY IS THE PRESIDENT ELECT STILL TWEETING ABOUT THE NEW YORK FUCKING TIMES!!!! DUDE FOR FUCKS SAKE DONT YOU HAVE LITERALLY ANYTHING BETTER TO DO?,Truly presidential guys. +Yeah. And honestly it's a bit annoying that Blizzard made fun of the complaints instead of actually addressing them considering the complaints were spot on.,fuck those losers +You know when you see a word so much that it stops looking like a word?,Semantic fucking satiation. +Are you logged in to a wikia account and/or do you use adblock?,"i use adblocker but it laggd even before i had that, and no i do not have a wikia account" +"Quite the opposite for me. Thinking back, I wasn't much of an edgelord. I was just kind of naive and stupid. If 28-year-old me would show up in the past to tell 18-year-old me to be less of an edgelord, I'd wonder what the hell happened to make me that boring, and dive right into the edgelordy stuff to cancel out whatever caused this horrible fate to befall me. I'd become the edgelord to rule all edgelords.",The edgeKanye +So basically people are starting to enjoy mildly interesting pictures of the earth that make you go *awwww* and DJT... what an odd combo.,Well that's mildly interesting. +"No problem, buddy!","I'm not your buddy, pal." +Inb4 lol Big 12 defenses suck,"Bruh, Big XII is the premier conference for pass defenses." +the struggle,Creative use of the extra 500 Rs note some guy would be having. +it's completely reasonable: * narcissist * felt entitled to win * accuses others of playing dirty when they were the one playing dirty * manipulative * throwing tantrums when they don't get their way * lost the popular vote * revisionist fans who want to claim that their disgusting behaviour never happened or was taken out of context.,"Oh yeah I agree and Alaska is a huge fan of homophobia, sexual assault, and racism" +I'm hoping that he used his work email to hire male escorts. That would be exciting to see him defend that.,But he would just be meeting with to convince them to try his conversion therapy. +To people driving trucks and 4wd,It does when my bed is full of weight. +Anyone 'member that family guy episode when ole Quagmire finds out about the Internet and then he beats his meat so savagely that one arm is hulk hogan and the other is regular? I 'member.,'member Ronald Reagan? +There were user ratings at the restroom stall I pooped in this morning.,"Hey guys; this stall wall says Bush did 9/11, is that true?" +"Franzbook. Like Facebook, but only for people named Franz.",Franzbook connection .edu +LOL should we ask the U.S. javelin Olympians who they're voting for? How about the field hockey team--should they weigh in too?,Answer my fucking question. +Here's what you should be counting for weight loss (hint: it's not calories!),Am I the only one who is disturbed by the avocados in the fridge? +"No, that's not what he's trying to say. Assuming you have won the lottery, it is more likely that you get into an accident while checking, then it was likely for you to win in the first place. The instance in which you either get into a wreck, or don't, assumes that you have already won the lottery, so it doesn't affect the odds at all.",You just rephrased what I already said twice. +We're off to a great start today aren't we,I don't see anything out of the ordinary here. +Apparently he changed to this style because what he was doing in attack attack because what he was doing then was really harmful but the way he screams now isn't. I think he spoke about it on the lead singer syndrome podcast.,I'll check that out! +"When that drama happened, he was not even remotely used to NA culture and their language so it was just his emotions after a bad round.","LMFAO the bias in this thread is unreal, i cant even tell if some of this stuff needs an" +"Movement powers as is, was breaking the engine on lower-end machines (Read: PS4/XB1) They didn't change them for gameplay reasons, that was just the spin.","Well according to some people on this sub, Gaz couldn't possibly be disingenuous, so IDK who to believe anymore." +Celebrate the Paralympics,It's not offensive enough xD +It also makes it super easy to figure out who the decoy is and it might be something that also happens to samuro's decoys. I'm posting it on the official blizz bug forum.,Guess what this also happens with Samuro's clones +Fuck off. Fuck right off.,lel +"He won Wisconsin and Michigan, the two states Clinton *needed* Add in Virginia with Kaine as VP pick and you've got yourselves a democratic socialist president",He would not have won Wisconsin and Michigan. +See you at the internment camp!,I am sure they will let you out to vote next November. +He's black and has a hand! It's probably going to reach for a gun soon! Shoot!,A man with arms isn't unarmed. +And so the prophecy is fulfilled.,And thus a martyr was born. +I've got an extra Force Awakens code for Disney Movies Anywhere. First person to guess my favorite SW character gets it!,Leia Organa +"Don't forget about r/The_Hofer, or r/The_Wilders, r/The_Europe, r/The_Frauke, etc.",Wow Trump supporters are so sexist backing two female candidates! +I've been off the grid for a few days. Source that it's untrue? I don't see a problem with this if they're working for the administration. The media treats them like they're 15 instead of respected leaders in their late 30s.,That reasonable outlook you have doesn't belong here +Wonder how long it'll take for Breitbart to float the idea that the Weather Channel is a front for a snuff film company.,Weather has a clear liberal bias +"Twitter has suspended the accounts of several members of the American alt-right movement, including the leader of a white nationalist think tank.",Thank you Twitter for proving them right. +Guy rescues a kangaroo from a cattle grid,"Aye, a lil help, mate." +RED ALERT! WikiLeaks on Twitter: Julian Assange's internet link has been intentionally severed by a state party. We have activated the appropriate contingency plans.,Wikileaks posted on twitter +"ELI5: how can we categorize Trump's election as white rage (58-37), while a Clinton victory wouldn't have been considered black rage (88-8), Latino rage (65-29) or Asian rage (65-29)?","Yeah, 'cause why would black people want rights and freedoms, amirite?" +This is a hint for Milky Chance,Not super into EDM so i have no idea who getter is but I would def like to see milky chance so I hope this happens. +Watch the movie then judge for yourself if Kreis was coerced to say what he said. It looks like the documentarian caught genuine moments to me. Watch the movie then judge.,Quote the part you're saying proves Kreis was happy with his level of control over decisions? +"As half of an interracial couple, my husband and I often have people assuming that we're not together (getting yelled at by TSA to wait my turn because they said only one family at a time). The cringe is usually pretty hard when the realize their mistake.",I used to to date a black girl and shit like this would happen all of the time. +Umm,Thanks for taking that pic while you were driving. +Have you ever experienced a situation so weird/absurd you thought it HAD to be a social experiment and what happened next?,I let two pranksters to smoke out my house to see if my kids can come out +Vote for the Republican instead.,Fuck you +...wonder why,drain the swamp? +"Fair point, but for an obese leader of a starving nation, there is something more important than a right not to be teased.",But it's not his fault he lives in a food desert. +"So if I'm understanding this correctly, Electrum almost acts as a mixer in the sense of obscuring the possible identifying data (since one transaction is lumped together with so many others).","If only IP addresses were the only identifying information, then yes :)" +Spurs to retire Number 21 on December 18th.,"Man, riding on Robinson/Parker/Ginobili/Leonard's cotails really paid off" +"It's only retarded if military members are not receiving an adequate level of small arms training. If they are not, why are they in the military? What y'all doing with those budgets?",A radar repairer probably doesn't have Rambo skills (Unless he's trying to pick up chicks) +"New (Old) Idea for Deca We need to make this game harder, not easier. There isn't a challenge anymore because there are so many players that steamroll events and dungeons, and even if you die it is so easy to obtain powerful items that it doesn't even matter. The ROTMG market is horrible because it's so easy for people to run dungeons. This is something that has been long-due; after a few years almost everyone has a maxed legendary or divine pet now, and it's too easy to run dungeons and get tops. We need to balance it out. Also, this is coming from someone who has 4 accounts with 100 level pets, so don't try to pull ad hominem on me. Make STs soulbound drops (they should have been in the first place). Make tops soulbound or get rid of them and revert back to old tops being the highest level. Stop making new UT abilities; there are already enough. Make the rarer white bag items actually good compared to tiered items so that they're actually worth getting. For example, give Crown +6 Def and give Bracer 80 HP and 80 MP instead of 60. Lower UB rings to the proper +160, not +180, and make Decades Rings soulbound white bags from shatters and and +180 HP. Multiply drop rates of high tiered items by 1/3rd or 1/4th to help restore the market surplus. Double the gold price of dungeon keys. Etc.",wait since when is crown and bracer worse than tiered rings? +Massive Amount of GOMTV Lag During TL vs Immortal (ESL),"Fairly typical from ESL, it's a shame they are the industry leader." +Dream road to the final for VP,Not really. +"I'm from Canada and I would vote Bernie, but is it possible that the demographics which participated in those polls are almost solely Bernie supporters who are biased by their own decision? Genuinely curious, it does look really suspicious.",This is the correct answer. +"If you were in a room with a hundred people, what's one unique thing you can do that the other 99 can't?",Play oud. +What is Canada?,"Hey, everybody, delete your answers by tomorrow that this kid's teacher doesn't catch him plagiarizing." +Why is Dan so enthusiastic about Wendy's?,Because he's fat of course. +"Not sure where you live, but I live in the deep south and this is some serious shit around here. Last year I was walking into Walmart and the greeter said some generic holiday greeting (I wasn't honestly paying attn), and the woman walking in behind me completely lost her mind. I mean she was hysterical because the greeter didn't say Merry Christmas. This is far from the only time I've seen someone get upset about it, but it was by far the worst. People take the War On Christmas seriously in these parts.","Unless the person was shopping on December 25, in which case they were a heathen, Merry Christmas is only one day." +Reals over feels.,Truthiness +Wouldn't it save the government some cash? And obviously give people that want to die the option to do so. Gay marriage and euthanasia have wasted so much time. It should just be brought in and scratched off the list.,You insensitive arse... we've got the delicate and delusional sensibilities of the religious wankers to care about before we show any care for dying humans or gay people who can't help how they feel about people with the same genitals. +We care plenty. Why is Syria our responsibility and not the responsibility of the nations in the region?,Clearly you don't get what caring means and what we means +Geneva convention: attempting to make war polite,*humane FTFY +RIP Joe McKnight,RIP +"Lol that look of oh god, so this is how it ends",I feel like OhGodThisIsHowItEnds needs to be a sub +"I don't think this is fair the US simply doesn't have players good enough to challenge Costa Rica. Guys like Bolanos, Venegas, Watson, Mattarita are just better than US players. No way can the US Pool match that level of talent and that's before we get to guys like Joel Campbell who blows any US attacker out of the water as no one not even Donovan or Dempsey would make Arsenals reserves like him. If Kinsman had Costa Rica's players he would have won the world cup.",Nice try troll +"I think it was more of him being a stupid 13 year old and being excited about buying weed. Obviously he's not going to light up in the middle of class, ya dingus",highLIGHTER +as opposed to the alive-and-well epithets of the right?,SJW IDENTITY POLITICS SAME AS IF YOU PUT WHITE NOT RACIST MAGA YOU LOST +"Final Count: Hillary Clinton Won Popular Vote by Over 2.86 Million, Or 2.1 Percent",Votes for a woman are only worth 3/5ths. +If you want strange fees for *everything* come to Japan.,"I've never heard that before, can you elaborate?" +And the AFL is the only reason for that disparity. We're tied post-merger,Being the worst team in the AFL for a number of years certainly hurt us. +wow they said we were over reacting lol,I VOTED TRUMP! +"I would kill for a sitcom of Obama, lil Bush, and Clinton just palling around.",I had forgotten all about Lil Bush! +Has anyone tried price matching games from the PSN store to Amazon. Wanna know for future reference.,"You should try it, Amazon seems to make exceptions on a case by case basis, but I have a feeling since it's digital goods (opposed to physical) it might not be standard" +Why do I strongly feel that Bernard is a host ?,"Yeah at this point the it would be more of a twist if he wasn't a host,I think that's going to be one of the sadist moments when he realizes his whole life is a lie" +Not just cartoons either. Getting real tired of it being not just acceptable but normal to portray fathers as morons. Girls need positive role models and affirmation through TV but boys need to be told that they're lazy idiots.,Dont need positive role models when your the default better gender. +First grader learning about internet,"Kids just don't learn the important things anymore, like cursive" +You could find his plans to lower taxes for the wealthy on his website. I don't know why anyone thought he was ever going to help the middle class.,Yeah but everyone knows trickle down economics works +#THE,SWAMP +"Yeah, this ain't a NDA. This is broadly a non compete. But even that's a stretch. I don't think there is any way to enforce this with current laws. Maybe he can change that.","To me it sounds like a non-compete, I don't see how it wouldn't be enforceable if companies can currently do it to their employees which prevents them from joining competitors" +I knew this guy from school. I was 14 and he was 18.,I feel sooo uncomfortable for you. +Still hoping it can top Closer as #1 on the charts,Nah black Beatles is number 1 on billboard +This person has their priorities straight.,"here you dropped this," +Australia ranked among worst developed countries for climate change action,I'm sure the Carmichael mine will slow climate change +Racist cisphobic bigots harass our Vice President! When will the hate end?,"he would probably need to make a public explanation of his personal feelings about it the left feels like he's going to force gay kids into conversion prayer therapy & make you pay for funerals for a miscarriage... but if he made a public explanation, or a promise to treat everyone fairly or w/e, they'll probably switch everything he says around so that it makes them the victim still somehow" +There's one more shitty game changing call in this game. I feel in my bones.,Fuck. +Commenter recommends nephew of deceased man leave his massive porn collection in public for teens to take,Finding a homeless guy's porn stashed in the woods.... good times.... +"You know what's funny, but not ha-ha funny? The fact that the stalker sub will see what you just wrote and sanctimoniously handwring over how those evil TERFs just wished rape on someone. And they'll ignore that the someone was a huge, intimidating bully, who lay in wait for a college-aged woman half his age in a place that *they* wish to openly include people like him in, who applied his fists to her face to punish her for telling him to stop talking over her, who tried to forcefully insert his (no doubt silky-smooth and sweet-smelling) transladypenis into the body of the woman he was brutalizing, who knocked out her teeth because she had the audacity to not focus on including him above all things. He was so *triggered* that he just *had* to force her to be sorry for it, right? That's what they're going to focus on. How *mean* we are to think he deserves a taste of his own fucking medicine.",there's a stalker sub but we are the hate group +"I'll admit I totally have terf bangs, but so do a good third of the women in my ~hip neighbourhood. It's a weird meme because I would have expected them to stereotype terfs as having butchy short cuts. If short blunt bangs are associated with anything, it's Bettie Page fangirls!",Michelle Obama started the bang trend +Yeah Ed Oliver has 0% chance. G5 players don't win the Heisman and defensive players don't win the Heisman. He's both of those things.,It's sad but true +A year will make little to no difference. $1200 GPUs run 4K games at 30-35 FPS. There's no way we'll see a $399-$499 Scorpio with full 4K gaming support.,$600 gpus run 4k games at 45-60 fps what are you talking about lol +I don't understand why some Indians hate Malala so much! What are your thoughts about Malala and all the hate?,She's like the Frieda Pinto of Pakistan. +Steady growth is a fuck up? So what happens if Trump starts killing he economy? What do you call that?,Bad Obama policies. +No way mom! AN ABYSSAL FUCKING DAGGER!,Abyysal* +This is my head canon now,I'm not gonna shake your hand but your good. +Aber..aber..dann ist Deutschland nicht mehr Deutschland!!!1!,Deutschland muss Deutschland bleiben. +you can tell by how gentle he is with it that he's really concerned about it fucking up his tattoo. props to him for practicing safe popping!,*She +TIL: Jarrod Saltalamacchia married his High School PE teacher a year after graduating.,nice. +Please nerf legs!,"This is called head glitching, when you're prone and shifting from side to side people see your legs not your head" +Ee malla bevarsi!,Amme Polisa? +Yeah I didn't see his comment when I posted this comment.,"No worries, we're use to people reading half of the information available and the rushing to make a comment or post about their incomplete findings." +"Looking for ideas for a portal or doorway to another world. (think the Wardrobe from Narnia, Platform 9 3/4 from Harry Potter) I tell my son lots of stories while we drive around together and I'm developing an epic fantasy about a boy his age. I'm just stuck on an interesting way for the story's protagonist to enter or travel to this fantasy world. Any and all ideas welcome!","I like the idea of simple doors which lead to new worlds (as a mundane yet fantastical thing), with maybe a special key which makes ordinary doors magical portals." +The blue buff's kids have left though........,"And the raptors has 3 babies in that and not 5,000" +I made a mistake early in the process and that's why this is an exorcist swan,I'm just imagining your one turning around and going u wot m8? +Of course the Australians are jumping on this too. Needy cunts. look at us look at us we're Australian please give us some attention because we're Australian struffe Rolf Harris didgeridoo a Koala ate my dingo baby... Cunts. Fuckin' hate 'em. This guy really doesn't like us,Because the UK is so under the radar. +Who are those entities?,The illuminati obviously. +"Okay, so if I don't witness something with my own two eyes, apparently it never happened. How the fuck does history even exist then?",We're talking about the largest group of completely honest solipsists on the internet here +"What melee in PoD? i would like to play a melee char after playing ranges and getting some items. problem is, i never really played any melee in d2 and i have no idea what would be good in this mod. i already have a shockwave druid, but i want a real melee. is there even anything that can clear hell kinda fast and safe as melee?",There is a thread with a bear melee druid posted not too long ago. +Turuuuu,turururuuuu +Yeah I've been retired for some months now. I'm tackling my backlog now.,"Have fun with the backlog man, you were a great part of the community :)" +"Muslims make up about 4% of the British population (over 15 years old), but about 15% of the prison population. Hindus make up 1.5% of the British population (over 15 years old), but about 0.5% of the prison population. Quite the difference and it's not surprising that you rarely hear anything about Hindus but lots about Muslims.",Well obviously we need to get out and arrest some Hindus then. +Yes. I'm going to assume that everything is going stay the same before as it is since we no longer get updates.,"No, I was asking you if you got Sterling treasure from postmaster today after reset, ie., if you still login to Destiny on your last-gen console." +"Any word on the release date for Vive other than November? I cant wait to finally be able to play this, hoping someone here might have some new info as to if its this week or next, thanks!",Out now +Scots deep fry everything. Source: born in Scotland.,Do they deep-fry Irn Bru? +Twitter's alt-right purge could backfire,Looks like the left is no longer calling conservatives nazis and now using alt-right... +First Time TitanFalling! :D,"You've got some chops pilot, nice takedown!" +"If she singled you out like that and said you HAVE to, I'd call bullshit. You're not shaking your ass and hollering at the guys. You're changing. I've dealt with a similar issue before. Clear insecurity IMO.",I dunno...them gi pants are pretty spicy. +How's it legal? Not doubting but just curious for when i have to deal with them,I'm not a lawyer but I'm pretty sure you can go with I didn't see them and then it's fine. +"You suddenly find yourself headed on-stage for your own TED Talk. With no prior planning, what's a topic you can fluently discuss for 40 minutes?",The mechanics of shooting a bow at an Olympic level and the importance of equipment selection/tuning. +"Because rags, honey, because rags. Rags are rests able, washable, absorbent, and a better for the environment substitute for pads and tampons. Adult diapers are medical goods because they don't make cloth diapers that large.",Why couldn't they just use a larger rag as an adult diaper? +"But we're reinventing the wheel at that point. The cynical part of me thinks that he just wants the film to get revisited and looked at in a different way, much in the same way Tarantino likes to release his stuff on 35mm prints. It's not the true version so much as a kind of gimmicky way to re-experience the film. There's nothing particularly wrong with that, it's just not necessary. Like when they throw older blockbusters onto Imax, it's really kind of redundant.","Yeah, those damned directors, always out to make a buck with their fussy insistence on outdated technology that consumers care so much about." +I'm picturing a cheesed-off French candleabra. He agrees with me that this person is going to endure some cosmic retribution for ditching you when you needed them the most. Coincidence. Mmmhmmmmmmm. *squint*,"Yeah I said oh, okay well let me know when you are free!" +And this is all on top of their weird fetishization of freedom of speech,Unless it is modern art bought by a pizza parlor owner or something a feminist said. +My instant first thought is that the dudes going to chargeback and ruin his day,IIRC he's a stockbroker so he has the money to spare. +Thanks for proving my point? Don't see where Trump says that he would personally throw her in jail.,You might want to bone up on your reading comprehension. +Step one: Buy soccar ball Step two: Gather friends Step three: Cry,Step three: Argue who is going to knock on the horrible neighbor's door to get the ball back from their garden. +Getting rid of Governor Christie.,That's *Future Attorney General Christie* to you! +"I always wanted the game to come out world-wide with the original audio. I will never even considered doing a English play through, I always found the English dubs to be complete trash, and I can't understand why Atlus keeps wasting everyone time with the delays, when everyone would be more happy if they just got the game on or near the Japanese release, playing the game with vastly superior audio. I hope the next Atlus game doesn't get this kind of treatment.","Yeah, shame on them for properly localizing their game" +Downer incoming: its probably cheaper to buy the lego set. The liquid stuff that 3D printers use is like $200 per liter. Now this is information I got from a friend who works with 3D printers. Also he told me while we were a little drunk so... there's a good chance I'm wrong I don't know man.,Liquid stuff I think your friend was drinking a bit too much of that liquid stuff +"Post traumatic israeli occupation syndrome, or something.",Perhaps it is similar to the tendy throwing at mum and floor syndrome of cucks lel +Skyrim 2015 fantrailer,You certainly like that wolf howl. +Won't FLUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSHHHHHH!,The tank of the toilet usually doesn't flush. +You don't always get the same server when you load reddit. Syncing the servers in real time is an expensive operation so they can have different vote count results. This happens for everyone and has been like this for the past 5 or so years.,"Okay thanks, I just noticed it and thought it was weird that every time I refreshed it would go up and down." +The way her hair unfolds...,How is there no cousin it comment at the top of this thread... I'm getting old. +"Bit of a random one, what's the longest time period that you've been naked?",Nine months. +"Most of the best ones are short range ones, Europe's a little spoiled when it comes to budget airline travel I think",I think South East Asia takes that one. +I see. Maybe I missed that in the article but that is the better route to go to explain this. Against has multiple meanings in English and someone who is untrained (like myself) read against as a synonym to contrary.,"I'm not sure if this article talks about it, but several others have" +Looks like it's somewhere near the Chinatown McDonalds by the DoT building?,"They actually changed that to a hot pot restaurant, unless I'm thinking of another McD's" +When did they honestly have a chance to get him?,When he was a ball boy...didnt you read the post? +"Jail Inmate in Milwaukee Says Her Baby Died after Staff Ignored Labor, Laughed at Her",Glad Catholics and pro-life Republicans are all over this outrage +"Wow. You really pulled that one out. Didn't they say, fuck America on stage, or something?",I heard they bit the heads off a dozen bald eagles and impaled the heads on burning flags +Companies these days,Oh you should just get an unpaid internship! +"Wedge-tailed eagles do battle with mining giant's drones, knocking nine out of sky","Just waiting for mining giant's to respond to this increased cost in running business with decisive cool-headed action that is fair, appropriate and shows the respect our natural environment deserves... like poison baiting the birds, destroying near by nesting grounds and the like it's only fair business practice." +well...who thinks the face doesn't madder.... i cant do this guys...i cant.. holy s***,"I dont care, i'd hit that." +Member moral cards?,What? +"If it is for theatrics, PM is always available. But when it comes to debate on facts PM is unavailable. Because PM himself has no idea why he has done, what he has done.",The Great King of Hindustan have no time for such anti-nationals. +I didn't know the ECHL had an Alaska team... kinda ruins the whole East Coast Hockey League thing,"Fun fact, the Aces are also tied for the most championship wins in the league :D" +How manny illegals are in that poll,I hear some illegals voted multiple times in that poll +China Tells Donald Trump: Climate Change Is Real,Well then China... thanks for all the hard work at reducing emissions +Total war: Star Wars? O_O,yes because star wars is historical +"Subpar food and homophobia. They wanted to open in Boston, but Menino wrote a letter about never letting them into the city because they don't respect basic human rights.","They close on Sundays though, so it's all good." +What cards from MSG are you excited to try in wild?,Kazakus in my Renolock will be a perfect fit :) +Do you think there will be a TOTY market crash? and Why? Im not asking WHEN like everyone else.,"No, they'll probably come up with SBCs to control the market." +She's running for president. There isn't really time for breaks.,Or the truth +I just want GTA V below $30 so I can justify buying it.,29.99 as of right now. +"Respect for the office and respect for the person are different concepts. We should absolutely give the office respect, however respect should be earned for the man himself.",Agreed +"Well I've been there, most of the Singaporeans I've known had tried weed at one point or another. The drug laws are crazy but the death penalty is for people who smuggle in enough weed to deal it (singapore is ridiculously safe and doesn't want any drug dealing) like this guy who must have brought an entire suitcase (2.6kg!) Half-packed with weed, obviously to deal it. Harsh, but on the other hand, it's the only country in South East Asia, and perhaps the world, where you could send your 6yo daughter halfway across the city, by herself, at 2am in the morning and not worry in the least that she would get hurt/etc on the way.",I like how your defending murder because of weed. +"I, personally, couldn't tell you the difference between a Glock and a Gouda, but those are definitely some cool guns. Good stuff.","Gouda is cheese, glock is a gun....duh" +"If the playback and display device are both designed to support end-to-end encryption, it's possible. Think of it this way... your media player has an encrypted file on it. The media player makes a handshake with your display device (e.g. tv). The player and display positively identify each other and establish a secure connection. The player than decrypts the media file, encrypts it with the display's private key, then sends it to the player via a cable. The display decrypts the content and displays it on the screen. If you use a splitter on the cable between the player and the display, you will see what appears to be random noise; no other display will be able to decrypt the signal. Now, it's still possible to attack. Maybe the display manufacturer is stupid and just leaves the key in plain text in the firmware. Maybe the player uses a shitty PRNG that introduces little or no entropy, meaning that the cypher text follows a predictable pattern. Maybe you can solder onto leads in the display and read the output straight off of them. Anyway, the point is, there is no guaranteed way to prevent video capture, but there are ways to make it difficult. And it can be much simpler than I described! VHS actually had anti-capture tech built in. It would distort the images and colors.",MitM should work just fine there by having a recording device posing as the TV and then passing it through to the TV either without end-to-end or by having it pose as the sender when communicating with the TV. +"Vandy did not have it. It goes to the loser. Otherwise, once the CFB Belt and the CoL Belt reach one team, they are permanently together.",Isn't there already a losers belt? +"I married a guy who is in fact younger than me, but who looks older, so we really confuse people haha!","I don't mind an age difference, but when it gets into a decade or more I consider it a dealbreaker." +"sorry about the formatting at the top. I don't know why it's a scrollymabob and I also don't know how to fix it, I just typed as I would an essay???",Four spaces before a sentence makes the code box. +"FINE, KEVIN! BUT, YOU SHOULD STOP WEARING THAT CUTE SUNDRESS IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO HUMP YOU!!!",Stop enabling toad rape culture! +No they shouldn't. That would make them war criminals.,Stupid cucks and their morals. +That's what I got last night was an aggressive/full auto/rifled/rangefinder one haha,I hate you +Convince me to keep my Xbox One S instead of returning it for refund.,"Aside from some of the exclusives, it's also the cheapest UHD Blu Ray player on the market right now." +"Aim just in front of the haunches. This is the weakest part of the animal. If your lucky, your bike will cut right through the deer, bisecting it.",Replace deer with bear or bison and I like to see someone try cutting through the animal. +Which of the East Somerville Mexican places would you recommend? I've never tried any of them.,"Rincon Mexicano, great little spot on Broadway in East Somerville." +"So true story: I had an argument about healthcare with my mom last night. She is a Trump supporter. I am quite obviously not. She proceeded to tell me that Obama bypassed Congress to pass the ACA. I gave her dates from when each branch of Congress passed it. Then she said, well, he made an executive order to get it passed. This was her valid argument. But when I presented her with the fact that the executive order he passed was to actually appease the pro-life side of the aisle and some pro-life Democrats (you know, compromise), she said that I believe everything that I read. I was like WTF, I just provided dates, the number of votes it passed by in each branch of Congress, and I also just clarified your idea that the executive order was to bypass Congress and I am the one who is misinformed??! Anti-factual society that we live in. It didn't fit her narrative so obviously, I was wrong.","It was rammed down our throats by having it passed by the House, Senate, Senate again, reconciliation process, signed into law by the president, and (mostly) approved by the Supreme Court!" +What am I?,youre the awsner gu-- wait no its someone else +They changed it all around just to make the numbers look better than they are. Same thing they do with inflation.,lol do you understand the difference between a distributions tail and your own? +How did you impress your in laws?,I was actually willing to take their daughter off of their hands. +meirl,What squad? +Looking back I think it was propaganda. Holy shit.,"Yeah, the worst kind of propaganda, to get kids to actually try and take care of the planet we have." +I hear his name means executioner or something in English. Very apt.,He's name means nemesis in Portuguese +DAE love duckheads?,Look at all those bottle openers! +"Confession: I put waaaay too much into Boba Fett (and I don't care) We know a rework is coming. We know ships are coming. Who needs a rework and has a cool ship? Boba MFing Fett. So partly because I knew all that and partly because I needed someone to sink Cantina currency into, I started on him a few weeks ago. He's now 7* level 74 and g9. All abilities at 7. I'll max his level after the next credit heist. Why? No idea. I probably won't even use him for credit heist. Or at all, really. His model is awesome, though. Also? Working on Ugnaught because I hate AAT raid so much I want it to die. Anyway, who else has maxed bad characters because reasons?","Started working on Mace instead of Tie Fighter Pilot, B2, Lando, Pathfinder...hopefully he is worth it with ships..." +Hate to feel what Franklin feels like right now.,John Franklin back to EMCC confirmed +"No, someone wasn't paid $3,500 to protest Donald Trump; it's fake news",ITT: people must've dropped this +"Because I don't think Superman is coming back via Steppenwolf. I think the JL revives him in the genesis chamber. The Parademon excuse is only used for Clark because it's only needed for Clark. If Superman comes back evil, then Snyder/DC will piss off almost everyone. We all want Superman's return to be heroic. They can do Injustice later on down the road.","Calling it now, Superman is coming back Evil." +"If they made it within the first wave they will be receiving their copy shortly, Wave 1.5 will be shipping in december.",Does your order page indicate if you're in the initial wave or not? +He's a nasty fish!,Bad Pescado. +Is the big update coming by the end of the year? Test center has been up for some days and I guess we will have the update released in a month and a bit more right? Do we havy any official info on that?,"Well they said it'll be on the Test Center in October so after about two weeks of testing, it'll be on the live server early November I'd say." +"I just bought Destiny about a month ago on Xbox, but I'm considering buying a PS4 on Black Friday just to play with a friend who has the PS4 version.","If youre not playing with anyone on xbox id highly recommend it, just because of how good the experience is with friends." +Sorry that no one else can seem to answer your question without being a sick. Sadly you can't downgrade your firmware due to how Apple signs certain iOS versions. You'll just have to hang in there and see if iOS 10 is jailbroken any time soon!,Sorry that people are sicks +"It's criticising a topical dictator, seems like a libertarian thing to do.","yeah, I'm just explaining why people are commenting that" +"Which champion do you really want to see played at Worlds? Now that all teams have qualified for Worlds 2016, which champion would you really like to see on the rift?",Singed +"If I made money per line of code, I would use the enter key more.",if ( 2===2 ) { console.log(test) } +Well that's understandable.,with buccos....half blames management....the other half blames the players and coaches i blame the announcers...they put everyone to sleep. +"Lucky they don't make you wear steel toes, I can never flex at my workplace","c'mon man, flex those Puma steel toes." +Donald Trump surrogate cites America's Japanese internment camps as 'precedent' for Muslim registry,And let's not forget that other great precedent from one of Donald Trump's heroes who had jews wear stars of David on their clothing. +Rudy Giuliani: 'Everybody' commits infidelity,"Thanks for clarifying that standard, family values guy." +So does Fixed issue where player data is not successfully carried over mean the newly created characters won't have to do story/pqs/houses/etc all over again ?,They may be talking about data transfer from XV1 +"I'm not crying, you're crying.","And if I am crying it's not cuz of you, it's because I'm thinking about a friend of mine that's dying, that's right dying!" +"Please no,fifa would be ruined",Konami doesn't even do FIFA... +A way to buff Royale Giant hey guys its $$wAgMa$tA9838 here and i just watched my friend play clash royale on his phone and i saw royale Giant was pretty good but i think it would be better if we increased his damage by 500 points so that he does not have to spend so much time taking down towers also i think poison needs a buff as well so maybe we could decrease its elixer cost to 1 and also it lasts forever?????? i havent made it legundry arena yet but i have 69/69/69 and i think these cards deserve buffs oh and also super cel can u give me 10000000 princess cards plz!!!!1!11#!,dude... you forgot the +My local Academy has put their MSRs back out on display. Said they weren't selling. Go figure.,What's an MSR? +i mean i'm all against people not putting it in title but he's literally at the games titlescreen,Double negatives are almost as hard to understand as sarcastic comments on the internet +Report: 'Slim to no chance' Steve Sarkisian is the next Alabama OC,I think USC can offer some advice to Bama about the merits of replacing Kiffin with Sarkisian. +"Looks like two individually insulated, non shielded, large gauge conductors. My guess would be speaker cable. Look on the side of the outer jacket. Among the gibberish looking information there should be a number followed by the letters AWG. If the number is 20 or larger - instrument cable. If the number is 16 or smaller - speaker cable.",And if it's 18? +"But since the '70s and '80s, when the coal furnaces started being upgraded... Some NYC libraries were still heated by coal in the 1980's... I find that hard to believe...",Just going by the logic of the phrasing: Since the upgrading was going on in the '80s you would indeed have seen coal heaters during that time. +Trump 2020 And under my new gene seed program we will make Americans greater than ever before.,KEK +"Against what Pros did you play and how was your experience? Hey guys! I wondered if you played against Pros already and how your experience was, were they friendly, tryhard, toxic, etc? I've played against flamie + friends last night and he didn't say a word (like most pros when they play in public), but 2 of his friends were cursing us here and there. It was nice to see that flamie was very professional about the game and didn't join the flame-train.","I played with C9 Stunna, the former coach of c9, we got 0-16'd partially because he was on the phone for half of the game." +Welcome to Wyoming! Here's another plane ticket because you obviously didn't mean to come here!,"can confirm, live in Wyoming." +RIP Sir Amik Varze,op found an old meme +General rule of thumb for post Microsoft CS programmers is to assume 2 bugs for every line of code touched.,"99 little bugs in the code 99 little bugs, Take one down, patch it around, 117 little bugs in the code... :P" +Does the patch include PS4 Pro support?,"No, they have said it will be in the next title update after this one." +I have a coin bit,I have a separate thin cotton coin pouch with a zipper... +Bulgaria recognized Macedonia is Greek!,Try harder. +Discord Nitro Emote features are amazing.,When does it release world-wide? +"Damn cheats, we would have won that game for sure if not for that.","Guys come on, he forgot to add the" +Can I run Witcher 3 fine? I5 6400 and a Rx 480 4gb. Is it kind of cpu intensive?,"It will run fine, I max it out on a FX 6100 and Ref 480" +"If you could realign the leagues, what teams would you move?","I would move the Washington Nationals to the AL East, and also move them to New York and rename them the New York Yankees, and I would move the Yankkes to the NL East and rename them the Washington Nationals, while moving them to Washington DC." +"This card doesn't even work in silver border. Case in point: I cast Cryptic Command to tap your board and counter a spell. As part of casting the spell I choose those modes and the one target. When it resolves in reverse order, I now need to perform all four modes, THEN choose two, but there is no valid target for the Boomerang effect (Cryptic has only one announced target and it is not a permanent).","Any effect that cannot resolve , resolves as nil in guessing" +This is what I think should be happening. This defense has shut down EVERYONE. I know the start your studs mantra but the evidence is clear over the first 4 weeks.,Anyone taken before pick 15 is starting against any team +2 years 4 months,What the fuck 2 years? +"lol, would be funny if you had to complete Last Stand missions xD","well, technically last stand maps are completed upon finishing wave 13 on heroic..." +Ohh. Yeah I expected for Sun to be more in with the fans because of the legendary.,mas prefer ko si lunala...but alolan ninetails tho. +Well alolan exeggutor is taller than wailord,"I don't think he is, I think he's 2nd tallest iirc." +"Designing a KSP Monopoly Board, Tell Me What You Think",Upload it to Tabletop Simulator. +Because people who don't have it won't ever fucking understand it. They can fuck off.,I just think ur depressed because you need to be happy :) +Look how vicious Blood Pythons are!,Oh my god it's choking her! +My 2016 collection so far,You wear techwear? +Peggy Whitson: Oldest woman in space blasts off to ISS,Well Sandra bullock isn't much younger +"This All Seems Very Familiar, Say Philly Holocaust Survivors","Obviously a bunch of liars, since it was all a hoax." +Also why would the replay show he got nailed in the head and THEN show him not completing his tackle. Physics baffles me,"Yeah, I really hope his leg is ok" +Yup this is what I was surprised wasn't more obvious. They are moving small car production to Mexico and using the existing plants to make new vehicles rather than just making new plants in the US to make the new vehicles.,"Yea, I mean, why wouldn't they just burn a billion dollars on a brand new plant for a low selling vehicle line instead of moving the production to an already functioning plant in the market that it's popular in?" +I fully accept this results telling me she has over 2 million more votes. I also fully accept the fact that the exit polls in those three states do not match the results. Plus I accept that winning three swing states by less than 1% in one election is unprecedented and tells me that something is not right. But that's just me accepting things.,Do you accept that Donald Trump won and is now the President Elect? +"To be honest, over here it's just plain out impossible to get any coins if you aren't Mystic, whenever you finally beat down that level 10 Mystic gym, quickly heal up and just see that a Mystic sniped it from you. SORRY I AM SALTY.",You Valors over here have had all three of the local gyms for a few months now with several 3000+ Dragonites I think we're pretty even +I third that.. I need dark theme so it matches the colour of my soul.,"If we are going with matching colors of our souls, can I have mine please in pink with glitter?" +"Dis Nvideo stock doe Ay dis be yo boi Tyrone up in dis bytch. Representing dat killuh Cali 818 ya'll already know. Hear me out doe nigglets and hoes. I was driving the 89 Corolla today, right, and I realize something doe. Realize somethin powerful mayne. I realize dat dis Nvideo earnings is Feb 9 muh nigglets. And a krazy realization hit me. What I realize iz... if they beat estimates on Feb 9 we gonna get paid like a motherfucker mayne. No more ground beef muh nigglets. No moar struggle meals. Filet Mignon all day #blessed. But if dis bytch don't meet da numbers this bytch goin drop faster than Hilary Clinton. These clowns put da damn estimate at the same level as Q3 earnings doe @ .83 EPS muh dudes. My question to you and yours is do you think Nvideo will beat da numbers or not fam? Before I roll out dis bytch I gotta give a shout out to my number one hoe Lisa Su. Doe I rep dat green rag on the right side I rockin the red hankerchief on the left fam. Semiconductor gang all day we keep it moving fam. We gettin dis cheese in 2017 fam. And dis nigglet ain't talkin no provolone. #onelove #blessed #fukdahaters #Nvideo #graphicz #lit",TweetsByTyrone +"It's Zotac, it has a serious cooling system, better than reference, and it's 379.99 when most 1070 cards are $400+ .",Im super confused this vs amp vs amp extreme... Ive never seen this... +My new laptop will arrive today yet I'll be stuck in the office till this evening. What drugs can I take to make time go faster? Cuz I feel like a child on 5 December...,you must freeze yourself. +Andrea Ager,She's super annoying but she's hot. +Generally dev kits are more powerful to account for unpolished performance and debug tools.,"This is true, and the fact that the system releases in less than half year would suggest the devs will be using as close to final product as possible." +this has been dealt with several times. The bodies filled with the nitroglycerin and made to explode in the pyrotechnic effect could easily and probably have been prop corpses specifically for this purpose in the narrative.,"I think the guy who exploded on the horse was the same guy who died during the time Logan, William and D stole the wagon full of nitro." +I blame Clinton primary voters for Clinton and Trump.,"If there's one thing I'm sure of, it's that Bernie would have gotten his ass beat by Trump." +"Well, since he strongly advocates against war let's hope he can avoid it at all costs!","Unless they talk to navy personnel funny, then all bets are off." +This is why everyone on the flightline freaks out about lightning,Fuck lightning. +you a 2w2?,2w1 +Was that boiling water,Yes you get boiling water from a refrigerator +"Send a letter to the judge about it. They have another hearing on the 30th, I'm sure that he'll bring it up if we make a big enough stink on it.",Any idea how to contact judge breyer / the court? +"Park with Pine Trees? Hey guys! Sorry if this is the wrong sub to post this in, but does anyone know of a park in the sacramento area that has pine trees. Its for a photography project, and I need pine trees in the background.",Capitol Park has just about every kind of tree you can find in the state. +Anyone has a collection of realism/immersive workshop? would love to tryout something new! -sound -weapon skins -Character ui's -scopes,All you need is takbir mod. +"$8 for a pie?? This shop near me sells gourmet pies with all butter crust, high quality fillings (100% chicken breast etc) with no preservatives/filler for $6. $8 for a mass produced low quality, highly processed pie is just taking the piss.",But... but... it had a face on it. +When Natura decides to branch out and leaf us in awe.,WHAT DID YOU DO +Don't be fooled by fake news on Facebook,"Yeah, but how do we know he speaks the truth?" +"It can still be done, tweet to BJP. Make Marijuana legal for Lord Shiva.",Make Hinduism great again! +So what soviet block country is this comrade?,"hehe, Canada" +I broke GTA V,Pretty sure corsair puked all over it. +Did it ever occur to you that perhaps repealing free trade deals might not bring back any jobs? That a lot of US jobs export goods to those countries as well?,"He does have a point about cheap Wal Mart shit though -- it will be the same Wal Mart shit, but now more expensive." +"I'm pooping, I'm peeing",This lack of self control my shit is never ending +Now Live - Alpha 2.6 LAN Party Livestream,Wow different colors of ships amazing +I drew a Gregory :P,"Downvoted, Needs more veins" +"FIFA 17 ULTIMATE TEAM - Is it best to have a higher rating starting squad, or better chemistry/low rating starting squad?","90 chem is a must this year no matter what players you have, if you want the chem style bonuses, which make every player significantly better." +"Not sure if this is a true story, or a clever insult. Have an Upvote.","It actually happened (construction truck backed into a cyclist on campus), and I think that's why you now see police officers monitoring traffic at all on-campus construction sites." +"I agree with you, but the problem is 30% of the country is using his logic.",18% +"Soooo....I saw Hippie Sabotage this weekend.... I went to bumbershoot festival in Seattle this last weekend. All in all a decent festival, Tokimonsta killed it and seeing marshmello for the first time was alright I guess. but before those two, Hippie Sabotage played. it was honestly embarrassing to watch those two perform. It really sucks to watch all these people give them the praise that they do. They have no mixing skills whatsoever. it's literally fade one song out, play another. The one taller dude would not shut up about drugs. Every time the music would get slow: who the fuck has drugs take your fucking drugs. To me, you shouldn't have to feel like you have to take drugs at a festival and I feel like some artists hate that there is so much drug use. I'm on a bus heading home right now and I just felt like getting some insight on what other people felt about them. I know the shit that happened at WTFest was definitely a move that got them disrespected by a lot of people. Just wanted to see what you guys thought about some of the things I mentioned here",Good to hear they're still complete fuck-ups. +Misery's dad looks like a wizard,Old tattoed wise Misery +What did you use to level attributes though?,Ctrl+U +"I consider myself a vaguely healthy eater. Aside from eating healthy things, I also like to make sure they're fresh. So, for me, that means shopping at WholeFoods; I avoid the oxegenated water and other gimmicks and try to just focus on their more reasonably priced, quality products. I wasn't really buying much this day, just a little dinner and some high fiber snacks to graze on. I had made a pretty standard purchase: five pounds of big carrots, two bags of baby carrots, a coconut water, and some hot stuff from the prepared food section. I finished paying and went to grab my groceries from the bagger, who then asks, are you a Jew, sir? What the fuck? Now, at this point, I'm rather confused, so I ask her to repeat herself. A jew, sir. Are you a jew, sir? I don't understand why she's asking me this and I'm an unsettling mixture of perplexed and offended. Sure, I have a slightly big nose, my ears jut out from my head at a more jaunty angle than average, and I have dark hair. But have we seriously reached the point in civilization where one's physical attributes entitle random passerby to make comments on our religious affiliation? I was on the brink of asking to speak to her manager until she, noting the blank look on my face, points down at the bags of carrots. Juicer. She was fucking saying juicer.","To be fair, being a Jew is much more about genealogy than religious affiliation" +She's so woke? Wtf does that even mean?,Downvote this man for not knowing pop culture terms that trivialize research and conspiracy! +delete yourself,Delet this +"So, in Kansas the Republican-controlled legislature should determine the curriculum of these mandatory parenting classes? We'll end up teaching parents that condoms make your dick fall off. Not a at all a fan of government mandated indoctrination.",As if we could afford anything to do with education in the first place... +"Managed Service Providers love that kind of client......That much paper probably cost $1.50, .025 cents a page, costing the client $7.75....probably tree-fiddy to the copier sales guys pocket and a little over minimum wage to the tech.....hey at least is wasn't full color full page internet articles or coupons or recipes.....",Hey that penny means something. +"If you actually want an inside window, there is a subreddit about reconciliation after infidelity.",If you can post me a link then I'll have a look at that tomorrow. +Atlanta United Sign Free Agent Jacob Peterson,"Super hard working player, I hope he does well in ATL." +"no one is denying anything to anyone. not every business has been set up to accommodate every possible need. realistically this is a non issue brought up by some attention seekers. if or when this gets resolved, then trans dads will have no place to change their kids. then this, then that. just go back out to your car and handle it. if that's not possible, grab a manager and ask them to let you use the bathroom with the changing table, and have them let people know at the door that you're in there(if its the opposite sex bathroom). does it really take much more than common sense to fix this? it's a NON ISSUE","I mean I guess the dad can just go into the women's restroom to change their kid, but I'm guessing you would not like that." +Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six: Siege but every time the devs say they're fixing lighting the lighting gets more intense,This is the truth +"Yeah, the same Obama who raised the national debt to 20 trillion. The same Obama who doubled the number of food stamp recipients to 48m. The same Obama that saw the number of homeowners reduced, the same Obama who oversaw the median income of Americans reduced, the same Obama who has continued the same garbage foreign policy of his predecessor. Yeah, that Obama. Next time you want to discuss actual economic factors under Obama I suggest you actually do your research instead of parroting MSM bullshit.",Yeah I'm sure all 48 million of those food stamp recipients are just a monolithic group of moochers and criminals and not composed of many different cross sections of America like farmers and people who have lost employment due to manufacturing fleeing overseas. +My sympathies. I know how hard that can be. Hugs?,"Well, username checks out." +"The first time Trump ever mentions being offended by something socially and suddenly he is the embodiment of PC culture. Sorry but the embodiment of PC culture is the person who vigorously defends everybody's right to not be offended, unless of course the person is white, or a man, or a Christian. At least I am only two, although they are the most obvious ones and the third is usually assumed anyway.",Trump is constantly whining about shit though +"I've never been a believer, was quasi raised Methodist until age 10, and pretty much been agnostic ever since. As an outsider, I find you all fascinating! AMA! I know I probably don't really belong in this subreddit, but I have a fascination with all things LDS and my wife thinks I'm probably a little bit crazy. I've always been interested in history and religion but never actually believed. My fascination with your culture started about 6 months ago when I re-watched the South Park episode, All About Mormons. Then I got hooked on the Mormon Stories podcast and have since branched out to A Year of Polygamy, and started reading things like the CES letter, the BofM, D&C, online news, Rough Stone Rolling, etc.... pretty much anything i have spare time for. Feel free to AMA if you're interested as to why a 100% secular person is even here in the first place.",Would you like two representatives of the church to stop by and answer any questions you might have? +Anyone know the general income brackets by economic? I thought 120 was a solid middle class household,"Unless you live in a city, then it may all be consumed by housing costs." +Beyonce is scientific evidence that the Book of Mormon is false.,"Well, she endorsed Hillary, so a TBM would have to say otherwise" +You spend a lot of time complaining that you can't call women bitches?,"this is the best reply ive heard to that fuckin thank you, imma steal this" +"Her right to bodily autonomy, yes absolutely.",How sad it must be to have the appreciation for God's creation that you have. +Blizzcon skin. You can only get it if you went to Blizzcon.,Or if you purchased a virtual ticket +Lol,Still unanswerable eh? +"It's the typical Republican strategy of being so incompetent that when you do a shitty job, then it's proof that government doesn't work.",Good thing he's draining that swamp +Kyrie has more rings,Bruh you stupid +Will we ever see the 30 for 30? Or has Kevin Johnson fucked it up for all of us?,Glad I was lucky enough to see it. +And wasn't he a lobbyist for Turkey as well? So much for no lobbyists in the the Trump administration.,"Oh no, he WAS a lobbyist, he quit like, a week ago, so it's all good now." +Empyrion Players have been creating some really and I mean really Nice Planets that remind of of No Man's Sky.,"But can you walk for days and days, weeks and weeks?" +I can't keep them straight. They all look the same to me.,"See, *this comment right here* is literally the whole reason anyone voted for Trump!" +Phoenix and the greater Seattle area. Not sure about LA though.,I don't have it yet in LA. +"Empty threat. They'd have to disclose their documentation, including tax returns, during discovery to be successful.",They have done settlements before that required the other party to not disclose evidence. +Debate prep for ninjas (New Yorker),Shouldn't it be Shang Tsung? +When they get a good ass fucking tonight they'll crawl back into their holes.,But they have Avery Curry Stopper Bradley. +Some would say they're Alabama and Louisville's kryptonite.. the only team that can stop them is a B1G team from New Jersey in the playoffs,"I won't lie, I'm absolutely, positively ecstatic that we don't play y'all this year." +Your ideas for track redesigning/reconfiguring What are some ideas of yours to reconfigure/redesigning a track/tracks on the NASCAR circuit?,1. make all tracks look like chicagoland 2. there is no step 2 ... +Is the gun show at the fairgrounds worth it? New to shooting and looking to pick up a few accessories. I am not looking to buy a firearm there. Is the gun show worth it quality and price wise or should I just stick to regular shops?,"Admit it, you just made this post to scare the trolls." +"So now that you reach the Vayne she can instantly peel you off~ Shyvana really needs a soft or hard CC, she's like an AOE (but less single target damage version) of Yi trying to run someone down except she's actually vulnerable to slows.",Just buy a rylais for her burnout +"Check out the Nuclear Energy Bill being pushed through the Illinois House of Reps, we're being swindled by our representatives! It's mostly subsidies for dying coal plants...",Never thought I'd see the day when the Illinois government would try to swindle it's own people... +The roof of my house looks like an upvote,"Australian here, looks like a down vote to me." +"I'm going to call bullshit on this... As a tank chain running dungeons, taking the week off... I have 600 cloth in my bag. Unless there is some kind of perk for collecting cloth as a tailor.","I can take a screen cap when I get off work, I've made a total of 3 imbued bracers and finished the tailoring chain." +"I'd really love to learn how the Conservatives do it, its like media Kung-Fu. No matter what shit they throw out nothing seems to stick to them any more. I'm of half a mind that they've had a cheeky chat with media outlets on the sly along the lines of *Real nice establishment you have here, be a real shame if it were to have its funding cut*.",Actually the BBCCCP is full of leftulist communists. +Gaben I have come to bargain. Please give back the ability to commend and report people,"You can on the scoreboard, atleast I can... I you were pointing the fact that it don't appears on thoose, sorry for the misunderstanding" +Lamborghini Huracan Rolling Shot (Feedback-Thoughts-Etc.),"If you dont have one, I would definitely get a circular polarizer." +"It isn't just inconvenience, though. There are still people in hospitals and nursing homes that need to be taken care of, and there still needs to be staff in the emergency rooms and even the primary care clinics. It represented lost sales to retailers during what should have been their busiest shopping days of the year. And it represented lost income to people who didn't get paid if they couldn't get to work.",I am fully convinced that an EMT knows how to put chains on a vehicle. +The Randy Moss of cornerbacks,"Only normal development trait, not worth a first rounder imo" +"Why? Studies have shown, in the US at least, that the more heavily armed an area is, the lower the crime rate.",Source? +"Is there any way of using Trade Marco in Fullscreen? My fps in windowed are worse since i need to put low resolutions to play with decent fps, the window its really small and i cant play like that at all so... is there a way i can use it in fullscreen? In the macro page it says only works in windowed but prefered to ask here to be sure.",Do you not have borderless Windowed or something? +that's noodles? I thought it was kaalaa up to his old fuckery. God damn it Noodles. Your cries for attention are bumming me out.,nope. +Prime Minister announces nomination of Mr. Justice Malcolm Rowe to the Supreme Court of Canada,and the crowd goes wild! +I used two accounts back in 1996 on the Yahoo Finance message board to practice my comedy writing. Probably why I never became a comedy writer.,You just gave me a brilliant idea for a one-man sitcom where I also record my own laugh track. +"That combination is life-saving... literally. He's unique in that, only Michelle has the same combination of skills and arguably much, much worse.","That puny heal is not enough for the whole team so you have a reviver and a healer, briand is better he atleast disrupts and does not get lushened that easy" +Great let's vote for a guy that wants to privatize the public school system and about a hundred other things that are completely the opposite of what sanders stands for.,"Legalize weed, end the drug war, incarcerate less people, let people marry... The goals on some issues are the same, the methods are different." +Donald Trump's Empire is Under Siege as His Glamorous Image Fades,"Heh, glamorous image...everything about the guy screams 'whorehouse bathroom'." +Condoms in porn make no sense.,"Yeah, we all know porn stars can't get pregnant or STDs" +"Mating strategies for both men and women are amoral, pretty sure that is a core teaching of RP. To say it is 'evil' is just moralic acid vomit.",You are assuming that I am an RP drone. +How do you cure the vampirism,You can also just drink a cure disease potion +"As a SMN, let me tell you, you can turn that frown upside down. Gimme.",This is something I should keep in mind for 4-man content. +"What 3 bassists have had the biggest influence on your playing? Not who are you *favorites*, but what 3 bassists have influenced your own technique/tone/thoughts/approach the most?","Simonon, Watt-Roy or whoever play in the clash - Tim Commerford - Cliff Burton And of course Myself" +"If you say libtard everything else is immediately overshadowed. I know it's ad hom, but that's just the way it is.",Only deplorables say that. +"Taking a risk here. Arizona! There are so many beautiful things to see here. The Grand Canyon, Monument Valley, the London Bridge! We're also very nice and generally don't have a confusion that Mexico didn't just move in during the past election. You don't have to do daylight savings and you can buy stuff for super cheap on our reservations. Our real estate is extremely forgiving because we have so much space and life really shouldn't be complete without seeing a bobcat futzing around in your giant backyard.",Arizona smells funny. +Is it sad that I'm not at my desk and I can't actually recall my wallpaper? Wow. That's the days I've had.,no not a all; many wouldnt notice it though to be honest +Wouldn't it be easier to put this on the tops of smokestacks and the tips of car exhaust so it can filter out the contaminates without sucking through the whole atmosphere,How about both? +Aid workers in Aleppo are typical Islamofascist barbarians,Are tankies even leftists or are they just Russophiles lol +How do you get the Munchlax?,Would you like a tutorial? +Sorry about the flair trouble. Are either you able to help me with milotic? Much appreciated.,I'll help you +I'd like to hear why you're being downvoted.,Because Obama is the best president ever! +OH COME ON PEOPLE,How can you not believe that William wore the same shirt for 30 years? +Acting like WikiLeaks doesn't also have a biased agenda.,Pretty sure they just wanna punish the US government (whose candidate is clearly clinton) for trapping their main man in the ecadorian embassy for 6 yeatrs. +I don't like the new Scientology documentary,The church blurs the line between performance and reality.. The documentary wanted to parallel that. +I have a self obtained 20th Victini and Helen Volcanion. Interested in your Diancie and Celebi,"That is good with me, I will enter your FC now." +"Sir, I can see the sticker on that cup.",This man is a true revolutionary. +"If everybody in your hometown were to suddenly die, what would you assume killed them?",IS blowing up the nuke train +"Well i got a zen calendar, cos im vegan so i must be into that shit",lmao +Can Sonya do anything Varian cannot? Serious question. I feel like he can spec into whatever she can and just do it better. Aside from her lv 20 shield.,AoE and mobility. +Need enough coaches to cater for rush-hour traffic. But some stations have short platforms.,Somehow I doubt that 19:10 St Pancras to Nottingham counts as rush hour. +PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS A NICE RING TO IT LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN #MAGA,YOU BET IT DOES! +Money says it's Nat's Mean Ballerina,I feel like I'm the only one who would prefer this to This is my costume +CP3 with a ridiculous pass right between 4 kings players,There is probably 21 players in the NBA who are better than this guy. +Android Nougat update now rolling out for Motorola Z and Z Force on Verizon,Lenovo ruined Moto +You could do this with the app in bf4 but of course they have gone and taken that away for bf1. DICE.,That feature didn't exist in WWI. +"What is your league Sacko punishment? Looking forward to not being the in Sacko this year, my league usually calls it the pbody. We tased the loser last year while we watched and ate popcorn. This year we are making the loser take an SAT at a high-school and send it to Trump university and post the score and essay on the message boards. Whats your leagues punishment?","12 team league, every member gets a month and the loser has to have a photo shoot done for a pinup calendar where each league member gets to choose the general idea/theme for their month." +"Excuse me, but what is pp?",by PP he means PowerPoint +Like seriously? I did a lot of competitive battling in ORAS so this actually sounds very fun lol but as the other guy mentioned probably hard af.,"lol I mean you don't have to do both, you could just pick one" +Commandant Teste meets Iowa,Teste should've said bonjour instead of hello. +"Tuesday Night Thread! What simple things cheer you up when you're feeling glum, Sydney?","Went to Harry Potter trivia, came last... But won drinks since we had the best reason choosing our avatar, Bellatrix (cause we are dead inside)" +Everybody says so,That's what I've been told anyway +MinG3012 | Inferi - The Promethean Kings +HDNF 76.93% 115x miss | 15pp #1,Overweighed play tbh +"Great man, thanks for your help!",No problem! +"Yeah , no one would suspect him of all the murders he committed.",That's not murder if its black people +Why isn't it called the barrack obama docudrama? Way better imo,barrack-o-doc-o-bama-drama-rama +Nice. Ten years late though :/,Better be late than never +Make a new toon. Tell me how much you have in 6 days wothout corp or player assistance,About 5mil +"I feel that if people say they don't like cats, it is because they haven't met the right one yet.",Yes all and each one has to love cats +"Which Music genre it's the most popular in Greece? Also, how popular it's *old* music?. Like Jazz or Swing. Thanks",Shitty Music +Exactly what the right wing did when Obama won. Tip for tat and get their PC bullshit out of here. If thry cannot take the shit do not sling it.,Yeah all of the rioting and assaults from 2008.....who could forget the numerous examples from dozens of cities.....yeah +CYGS?,I mean what else can we expect anything but winning every single tournament including futures and challengers will be a disappointment +"There's a saying in business. If two partners agree on everything, there is no need for the 2nd partner.","And if two partners aren't discussing problems, and publicly refuting the other, are they really partners?" +"In the clip you see him get the stun points, but he did it way to early he was still in the picking up animation, where you are not able to stun him, if you want to stun and make him lose the survivor, you have to time it right as the killer is ready to move","Yeah I know that it's too early in the clip, but it still bugs when you drop it at a perfect time, not dropping the survivor or stunning the killer." +This is literally all that I could think of on election night. Then the protests happened.,Thank god the left saved the day! +"The hivemind is still upset, you need to give them a good 4 years to calm down before you suggest calm and reasonable thought.","But once the hivemind starts liking Trump, then the next candidate is gonna get this awful anti-circlejerk!" +"Oh, why not!","Exactly, haha" +"thank you! yes the physical composition of the soil and its texture was part of my question. but the bigger part of my question had to do with the bacteria and fungus and microbial stuff living in the soil. i was wondering, would mixing that stuff up be a good thing? or would they kill eachother off? die enroute?",We don't know enough about soil microbes to answer this question very accurately. +"Uhhh what, neuts only respawn every 2 minutes now. Jungling is in no way mandatory.",It means you're forced to clear the jungle every two minutes since gold is a more valuable resource since less jungle creeps. +Upvote for unappreciated sarcasm.,This is Poe's law territory - he needs the +Watch the clip I posted,That's the liberal media you cuck. +So what you're saying is...there's hope yet for Roman Reigns!,Well he is his brother. +"Full Metal Alchemist has got a similar feel, if your still craving! It's on Netflix if you ever want to watch (though the Netflix episodes stop before the last 10 episodes).","Full metal was complete on Netflix as of a few months ago, although I'm sure I read the license is due to expire imminently if not already..." +Less a metaphor and more a macabre carnival live space art performance.,He was being sarcastic. +That's unfortunate.,Can confirm +"Why do they even ask us to apply a promocode. If one exists, why can't they apply it by default? A 20Rs discount for an item in the supermarket is for everyone who's buying it. Then why make it optional here? Can this be called duping/unfair market practice?",there are multiple promo codes sometimes +Casuals are still waiting for the next George Foreman title fight.,Isn't that a grill? +really? holy crap.. i've still got to beat the regular game..,I play a lot of deck builders :) +"not to defend liberals, but they rap in the play.",Only NON-WHITES can rap. +"I think the only trashy part was the corset with jean short shorts. And the dude in the pictures looked redneck, which I guess is trashy.","I thought I caught a glimpse of *gasp* a tattoo, which automatically makes someone trashy" +Jeremy Corbyn: Donald Trump is a rich white man pretending to be against the elites,Yeah you're right the white multi millionaire clinton family are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much better. +"Galaxy S7 and S7 Edge Are Safe; No Need To Worry, Says Samsung","New Note 7s are safe, no need to worry, said Samsung earlier this year" +Hint at gloves for the major?,Pretty sure they did this before the glove update +That did not happen unless your quetz was literally the worst high level quetz anyone has ever owned. Or it was already hurt. or maybe not wearing a saddle. I've shot a lot of rockets at a lot of dinos. I found out quick it was a waste to shoot decent level birds.,Can confirm pteras with more then 1k hp and bettet the prim sad can take a rocket easy. +elaborate plzz,"Once you research electricity, aluminum shows up on the map." +Is this how this lane balancing thing works?,The question is why do you need that much coal? +"F2P wall at 3600 Anyone else feel the same? Im a level 10 with a 11/7/0/0 deck, and I've been stuck at 3600 for a while now. Everyone here runs at least 11/8/5/1.5 cards, making it extremely hard to progress. I'd like to hear everyone's opinions on this","I'm at 3880 and climbing with 9/7/4/x f2p, the paywall is definitely higher" +Why didn't the police just shoot the car from his hands? s/,"the car was resisting, they had to shoot it..The person died by accident." +Modern Warfare,Ok +i spent like 2 hours arguing with this guy last night he is a total idiot.,What other outrageous claims was he making? +Ronaldo - Bale Isco-Modric-Kovacic-Lucas Marcelo-Varane-Nacho-Carvajal Navas Thats actually a pretty good team.,"If you see my history, this is the formation I wanted too see, bit of a different lineup though... I'm excited!" +Scottsdale Stackers on ebay I just won my first kilo scottsdale stacker. after cc discount paying .70 over spot. most of the stackers have been selling low this morning.,They are cheaper direct from the mint if you have cash on hand. +Stop judging me for judging people!,They judge based on facts and logic and you do based on political correctness and media induced liberalism. +Yes I'll take failed R&M pickup lines for 1000,At least her name isn't tammy +"There's a lot of champions and for starter, it definitely is overwhelming. But you can slowly learn. Most players have been around for *years* so it doesn't seems that much anymore. You just need to realize you won't know everything tomorrow, and you'll learn by experience and playing.",*whoosh* +True. Though it can also be fun to make some $$$ for yourself ;),"If someone's a noob (viper III or smaller) I'll invite them to hunt with me, but if you kill snipe (especially after declining) then... you've made your last jump, space dust." +"Exactly! You can't be racist against whites, everyone knows this.",Minorities can't be racist you silly privileged white person. +I just threw it on to see how id like the 90. normally has a 110 Zipp sl service course stem with matching bars and seat post .,oh damn son okay no need to brag +Finally you're online god damnit. Get on Discord.,Im literally driving to work RIGHT NOW +What the actual fuck man.,I think his heart might have more in common with a serial killer then a supposedly 'pure man with a heart of gold'.. +Tyson has a degree? I mean ANY school degree?,Um.. Yea. +Foreign diplomats feel pressure to stay at Trump's hotels,Guys he is just a smart business man and any of you could do the EXACT SAME THING. +"2 Nomies, did I break the timeline?",Don't talk to me or my son ever again! +"Cookiezi | Kanae Asaba - Endless Starlight ~Inochi no Kirameki~ (OP ver.) +HD,DT (96.81%) FC #3 609PP 160.7 UR",Cookiezi such a filthy DT farmer... +"No, what you see are baby pigeons. The adults are those stone-looking monstrosities at the tops of cathedrals.","Everyone knows they start as pidgeys and later evolve to pidgeotto, followed by the adult pidgeot." +So the Kochs have actually taken over the federal government. Fantastic. Thanks guys! Really draining the shit out of that swamp!,But they got rid of Soros ! +"Genetically modifying the genes of an organism is just that, modifying DNA through selection, not by introducing a chemical. Humans have engaged in a natural GMO process by breeding favored species of plants. Fruits and vegetables, such as oranges, corn, and bananas, were never as big as they are now. GMO is a way to force and accelerate breeding. It will also be a way to combat climate change, as humans will need to create more robust seeds and species that can thrive in different temperatures than what they are used to. Fluoridating water is entirely different, it's introducing a chemical in quantities that wouldn't otherwise exist. Toothpaste already has fluoride. Water should remain as pure as possible, and personally I find the argument that fluoride fights tooth decay is weak at best as to why anything should be added to water. Brushing your teeth and flossing also fights tooth decay, and you don't swallow toothpaste.",Holy shit wait until everyone finds out DNA is *made of chemicals* and it modifies *itself* (and if it didn't none of us would exist). +"Reporter: Do their balls (Siemian, Lynch) feel different? Emmanuel Sanders: (laughing) next question.",Reporter to Klay Thompson: How much do you feed off the D? +"I never vote for myself except when.... Only one person has voted for me, so I vote for myself to make it look like I didn't vote for myself.",The rest of my team is garbage and I obivously was the carry with my sick Hanzo plays. +I think you're right. I guess she did gain consciousness. Bernard even says to Maeve when he talks about her escape being programmed: [...] make your way to the train. Then when you reach the main.. She was never supposed to leave the train. I missed that.,Didn't realize I responded to two of your comments ha! +Video games made into a movie usually suck.,The mario movie was an underrated masterpiece +Charlemagne called him out in a great interview. Basically called him an egotistical hypocrite.,"Wouldn't have a link would you?, would love to see that." +Solid idea but most of the people that need that information don't come to the subreddit,Can't feed people that don't want to eat. +cannabix technologies (blozf) is getting a lot of hype with their marijuana breathalyzer haven't looked much into yet but imagine this could potentially be standard among all law enforcement. thoughts?,"Google map their address, and check the website .. definately legit company" +Sparky- useless pile o' bolts Ice Wizard- The Blue Norwegian iDragon- tower bird Miner- Tunnel Dude,Inferno dragon - laser bird +"Possible, but at the same time I don't really see how that would be an advantage. Yes you're guaranteed a spot on a future season but it does nothing to help you win the current one. In fact I think it would make it even harder to win this season if that was the case. The jury could easily say well this person is going to get a second chance so why not give the money to someone who only has one chance?",Advantage to play again gives you another chance for the million. +"In the US, our job market is being flooded with immigrants and we have a lot of American workers who are unemployed.","Can confirm, am immigrant stealing a job." +She's already a dermatologist.. does she really need extra money??,"Yeah, I'm sure she's making a HUGE profit from YouTube videos." +All the feels from Charlie Strong.,I genuinely like the guy and I hate to see him go tbh +"Po'boys are so overrated. And I'm saying this of my own accord. God damn southern sandwiches, you have good food here, but your sandwiches are abominations.",You are an embarrassment to Louisiana and the South. +Except the population isn't neutral. R/politics perfectly reflects the population.,Given the shift from neutral to pro socialist heavily supporting Bernie to a pro Hillary sub in a matter of months I honestly doubt it. +Did Obama control Congress?,I believe in his first term he had a super majority for 2 years and rather then enacting the policies and provisions of it they just allow it to stagnant and fester into a pissing match. +Kevins giant chompers must of hit it,Damn it Dunn. +"TRUMP: I'm a 'smart person,' don't need intelligence briefings every single day",We're fucked +Are we sure this game is rated E?,"Printscrn, learn to use it" +"Tom Brady now has more career wins (201) than any other quarterback in NFL history. New England defeats Los Angeles, 26-10.","As much as it hurts to say it, Tom Brady is the greatest quarterback of all time." +That dogs name... Albert Einstein.,YELLING MAKES IT SO +CONGRESS IS SORRY FOR BIRDS' WEAK BUTTHOLES,"It's a miracle, we finally got Congress to be sorry for something, rather than blustering and blaming it on the president." +"This week's ep has some of the worst animation I have ever seen.Looking at HxH and One Punch Man in comparison to One Piece and DBS, Toei shouldn't even be considered an animation company.Thumbs up to Madhouse being probably the best Jap animation studio for me!",But HxH and OPM were both made by Madhouse and both aren't long running..... +Roundtable - 12/10 You can use this thread to discuss whatever is on your mind or share news articles or off topic things that would otherwise not be posted to the sub.,Lmao only in 2016 do you hear a Harvard Econ professor use the term is woke to describe Joe Walsh & Russia. +List of Journalists who colluded with Clinton Campaign,"But wait, that viral Facebook post told me that only the media that criticized Neoliberalism were fake news sites!" +LF5M Fresh WotM 375+ and experienced Lets do it fast and get our rewards. Don't need to monitors but if someone needs we can go through with them Post psn below,"378 titan, psn is reddit name" +"As a fellow Floridian, I second it. Now to just get it out to the general public.",Lead by example. +Do we know the fastest way to level a new character yet?,Great Saiyanman last mission on repeat 40k in 30 seconds. +"TIL the British Standards Institute has issued standards for the ethical design of robots, declaring that robots should not be designed solely or primarily to kill or harm humans and warning against robots that lack respect for cultural diversity or pluralism.",I'm sure that the manufacturers of guided weapons will be meeting that standard any day now. +Trump spokeswoman says ignoring Russian espionage is patriotic,"In other news, a Trump spokeswoman says that surprising the Dear Leader with an offer of breakfast fellatio is patriotic." +Because marketing. People who like starwars are more likely to buy those razors instead of the regular ones now because of their depiction of the stormtroopers,Thank Fuck Disney owns this franchise now +"Metro, Alien, Dishonored has been fun so far as well",Dishonored is my favorite fps experience because you can play and never see or kill or play to kill literally everything that moves and the world vastly changes because of it +"From almost everything I have read, that wait time is not common at all, and those are the worst waits. You know how long some people wait to see a specialist in the US? Forever. They can't afford to.",Can confirm...I've been waiting to see to neurologist for 3 months and I even have insurance. +The downfall of democracy will be the ignorance of the masses.,We live in a republic tho +"*Eight* months of your life, nice. Was it worth it?","I only have half that amount of hours, but to me it was worth it." +"I ran into this exact issue; it would draw part of the header, then fail out. I had to dig into the html to find where it spat the error, since it was inside the nav div. Anyway, I actually upped the php max memory all the way to 1G, as librenms is the only thing running on this machine.",Yeah I just wanted to make sure it was normal that it was using that much ram and not indicative of some kind of issue with my install. +Solo PVP Compilation - Fed Navy Comet,so much orbiting and outrunning your own tracking +"Cheese are friends, not food.",Ever get any buttery donkeys with that username? +"In the interest of fucking with people, O as in opossum K as in knife P as in pneumonia M as in mnemonic",Some more: C as in scenario N as in autumn G as in thorough +Donatella Versace,r/mummyboners? +We can do it! We can get a fresh rating on RT!,Nah all critics are biased to DC movies +Thoughts on these exhaust tips?,"These are shit and exhaust pipes are shit, just get a sawzall and cut your exhaust off below the headers" +I mean like an actual bridge.,"What would the difference be, other than aesthetics?" +They should have guards there and seperate people based on suspicion of criminal activity,"Maybe a fence, too ..." +Mass Effect anyone?,"If it isn't like the third game and its ending, I'm in." +The new NSX Tomato!,You clearly aint skilled enough to use the Tomato properly +I never imagined i'd one day actually agree with the state of Kentucky on something.,And you're both wrong. +What's the point of yours?,Good point. +No you're not. That's why you keep obsessing over Pakistan every day.,If it was not for your location you would be Somalia and nobody would ever pay any attention to you killing each other off ..whatever value you have it is due to you being located next to bharat +"Essentially, your audience is full of idiots that will misunderstand you, so treat them that way.","That's not true, some audience members are not idiots ;)" +"We think you're an idiot because you think they could have delayed a patch where bugs were only revealed once it was released. They took hibana off the PS4 as one example of them deactivating features due to the bugs. They didn't just know about all this shit and say hmm, fuck it they internally tested it in a controlled environment. That said, we need a play test server for siege","I think they would have noticed that hibana bug in testing, it happens every time you use the gadget on console." +Guys what's one sexual fantasy you wish you could live out but will likely never get the chance to?,"Dude, I would love to have sex with a girl and her mother at the same time, if possible they would both be pregnant with my kids." +"Why do you, as an amateur, need to know all these things when it takes scores of experts from multiple fields to even begin to comprehend it collectively, and none of them understand every nuance? Can't you just respect the people who do the boring jobs of thinking the hard way and documenting their work?",You should move to a nice totalitarian country where everything will be taken care of for you. +"Trump's Picks For AG & CIA Happy To Undermine Civil Liberties, Increase Surveillance",I never believed we needed all those civil liberties anyway. +"Its like a sedan but without the low center of gravity for handling, and it's like an SUV but without the ground clearance for ... well... for doing just about everything you could ever need an SUV for!",But my baby boomer knees don't creek when I get in it! +I think it's an interesting way to protest affirmative action. Definitely makes you think about the policy.,The only thing their protest is a lesson of is false equivalence. +"Sombra's release has been developing, but not pari passu with the ARG, as our research initially indicated.",Sounds great but where's sombra? +Apparently its really hard for them to do even though the files are already in the game since if you change language it will change the crew voices as well. Think its just one of the many small things PC has that we won't get because they don't think its worth it. So instead we get Pay2win skills and premium tanks that are just reskinned tech tree tanks.,"Why should they put time and effort into something that only benefits our game experience, but not their bank account?" +Man's penis removed after being stuck in 'sex toy' bottle,This is actually pretty sad. +money can't buy you happiness.,But you never see a sad guy on a jet ski. +Why don't you just stop obsessively caring how other people live their lives?,"Because I want to marry some decent muslimah one day.If I am not going to criticize them then one day I will find very difficult to marry young, light skin, attractive, virgin,hijabi, decent muslimah.Then I have no option left other than MGTOW and live alone rest of my life with dog" +"They don't even make the slightest effort. The absolute least they could do is make an effort to hire some of the homeless as landscapers or janitors or something and provide them cheap housing. But nah, can't work for TSCC unless you have a temple recommend.",That would just encourage more bums to move to the area. +I needed 3 RP for Muay Thai Lee Sin,picasso is that you? +...and so began the demise of America's Middle Class.,don't forget the start of our massive debt! +"If you have win10 pro, bitlocker is built in which does full disk encyption",No back doors there +I dont get called a pedo cuz i *look* like a child. I guess its a looks thing too,"Yeah... I took a substitute teaching gig about 3 weeks ago, everyone addresses me like a student, sees my badge, oh, sorry, I thought you were a student." +"Yea, I get the same reactions. I live in Canada, where people tend to feel the same way with respect to math. All I hear is Oh math? You must be so smart or Oh math? I hated parabolas. Well, I hated learning about quadratic functions too, and as much as I hate to say it, I am not a genius. I'm not sure what I can say to people to convince them that math is not something you become good at by divine intervention. But, until I find something I can say, I'll just play up the brooding genius angle on dates.","Wow, they know what a parabola is?" +Stop buying pants.,But then he will be walking around pants-less. +Sooo many packers fans in this thread. Go away.,They have nothing to do but drink and R-E-L-A-X today +Not sure I like how much Hollywood is cashing in on a Communist society with humanitarian ethics issues. I say Hollywood because DCs just building up a movie premise for WB.,Wasn't aware that setting something in China instantly meant you support their government. +I FUCKING HATE ALLEN. WHY WAS FLEENER SO EXPENSIVE,Fleener was sure known for his sure handed catches +Cowboys need to draft a safety and a defensive lineman in this next draft.,Probably another OL +"Iraqi Security forces drag an ISIS child soldier in front of a tanks tracks, shoots him and then the tanks drives over the body",True heroes and liberators of iraq. +"For example, even though weed should be legal, it isn't. Therefore if you're dumb enough to drive around with it in your car and get arrested, take responsibility for it instead of whining about it being illegal.",Wow what a piece of shit... +"Am French, got the game since friday, can confirm. <3",We saved you in two wars and this is how you repay us? +"Trump will expand the NSA, renew the Patriot Act, not abolish the Fed, infringe on the Second without trial, and loves Israel. So you think Americans should be indefinitely detained without trial, and the largest, intrusive spying apparatus should get bigger. I don't. You caught me! You are truly unAmerican.",So a bunch of shit the DNC is also guilty of/probably started? +"You probably can't 100% conclude that yourself unless you're an allergist, physician, or doctor who's done the appropriate tests. If you insist on your self diagnosis, you will have a VERY hard time finding PG free juice, as PG is a carrier in almost all flavorings. If you want to be that crazy allergy alarmist, you could very well put yourself in a fugurative bubble unnecessarily.",So even if I switch to vg juice and the headaches completely disappear I'm still just a crazy person? +Deserves to die?! I guess the last time your head was clear was in 1980.,We don't need morons like that in the gene pool. +Jupiter Spinning Globe by Mova.,Looks like a fushigi ball +You know what would be better? If there was a Sorting Hat!,"Yeah, but then the Griffindors would look down their noses at the Slytherins and they'd consider the Ravenclaws to be bad association..." +"Yes night tracks are cool, but I would trade this crappy layout for any european jewel we dropped out earlier",Valencia :P +Amazing how much people want free speech until somebody says something they disagree with.,Such an intelligent comment. +Is anybody else besides me fucking hyped????,No the rest of us just kind-of tolerate it +"Abandon the blitz, just cover. Remember what the Patriots did against us in 2014 after they couldn't pressure us at all in the 1st half? They abandoned the blitz and put all of their guys in coverage. Yes, Rodgers had all day against their defense in the 2nd half, but the packers could only get 6 points.",Man we're idiots for not using Revis to cover their receivers. +How much weight does the scale need to support?,It can't pass 50lbs +I'm just curious as to the implication of the phrase kratom related deaths. I wasn't aware there was lethal potential.,"Kratom has many of the same dangerous effects as opioids, including respiratory suppression, especially when taken with alcohol." +Throw it in the tall grass never to be seen again,Mo monkey pussy for me! +THE MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL,I think you mean the Androids +dat lucky roll...,calculated +Except for alabama. that was two scores.,Basically a win in the SEC +Except Cartman,"Kyle's mom is a botch, in D-Minor" +You're feeling reserved about it for a reason. I've been scammed out of $685 on eBay before with no protection so I'm extremely cautious. I'd say hell to the no.,"Yep, ended up blocking them." +I think I made a better Royal Air Force flag.,"It does look like a RAF flag, but the RAF is quite invigorated in the culture of the UK, as it helped us win the war." +I bet he looks just fucking awful irl. Oooh I get it.,I think OP is trying to say they are going to lose in the general election irl +"I am extremely happy to a OpTic fan at this moment. All of our teams made it to the finals, even if GOW & COD(online tournament) is the only teams to win their tournaments, what other ORG can say all their teams made it to the finals. #GOGREENWALL",Only if fucking thorin didn't pick us to win damn man w.e the big one is coming up so let's hope OpTic qualifies for the major +The fact that I'm not 13 probably helps in me not laughing.,we will see you next time on Things 13 Years Olds Say +What happens when a steamroller goes over a golf ball.,If you put the ball in the center of the wheel I bet you would have a different result. +"Holy shit, a downvote in 20 seconds..",Surprised it took 20 seconds tbh. +i traded my x-devil for some useless striker crimson lightnings :(,Oh man :( if you want to undo your trade i got a x devil i can trade for the wheels +"You know, ISIS does understand social media and how to recruit through the Internet. I was maaaaybe willing to give this story the benefit of the doubt until he mentioned India. Okay, maybe there is some ISIS follower(s) in India, though that would be pretty risky, since Indian law wouldn't be nearly as kind as most European or US if they rooted you out. It's the sniper part that got me. How the fuck do you spot a sniper while on Skype? Did he take a shot and miss? I know what sub I'm on, and I'm over thinking this... goddamit.",He meant he lied about a sniper and had the isis guy ducking. +TLDR: Learn to fucking read. Reddit is bad at summarizing.,Don't be suck a prick +D-League Name Suggestions?? Personal suggestions: 1) College Park Babybirds (baby birds + development = Hawks) 2) College Park Chickens (I like chickens) 3) College Park DS17FlexGangs (#SchrodersSwagTeam #DS17 #FG #FlexGanG) 4) College Park Bazegazers (Logo would be blazing!) 5) College Park Swindlers (sWINdlers = for the WIN!) 6) College Park Snekslayers (Horf is SNEKKKKK!) Any other suggestions?,The Atlanta Dream +"A Call to Arms against Trump supporters, brought to you by the trump spam hating tolerant left.",Because I bet this person is SO well versed in firearms. +"Wow, I love this site thanks for posting that link",No problem.... +Off topic but be sure to check out Chiang mai. Much more laid back vibe compared to Bangkok.,"Word up, taking a night train there at the start of next month to kill some time and check out the area" +It's been 10 years since we've had a Superman videogame... 10 years since Superman Returns came out... which sucked. If an action game wouldn't work like Arkham (though I could see the fear takedown system work really well for Superman) why not a Telltale game or an adventure story kind of like LA Noire where there are action elements but you analyze data with Super powers? Maybe a sandbox where you can switch between Superman and Clark Kent as needed. Something like that? Ten years seems like way too long to go without a Superman game. How have they not figured out a way to effectively bring Superman to this platform in 30 years? The only Superman game I would even call good is Shadow of Apokolips on PS2,Good +"If I remember the story correctly, they didn't crack Telegram. They cracked or got access to the phone the ISIS leader was using, which had Telegram on it and his Telegram contacts and conversations.",Should have used self-destructing messages! +D was pretty solid in the second half.,gaygay gay +The Difference between Carl Edwards and Jimmie Johnson,GOLDEN HORSESHOE +The intellectuals tabloid.,You forgot this: +Gambling is a bch. House always wins.,Especially when the prizes have no material worth. +Singapore wants to drop F1 race,"Yes, where would Singapore be without the F1" +"I'm a simple man, i see TNA drama i upvote",You must upvote a lot. +SUV T-bones minivan,"It's ok, one less HHR on the road." +Really curious as to how this convo got to this point.,I voted for Trump. +Richmond Braves?,So is every team in the DC area a bunch of racists? +Man I'm entertained. I'll be bummed if we lose but this thing went 0-100 out of nowhere,looks like my last drink of the night just turned into more drinks! +WAT?!?!?!...... (colosseum in a nutshell),"This is nothing like Colosseum, normally there's at least 2 azurai's" +i have lvl 3 additional super on ssj3 godtenks and he double supers almost every fight.. gonna be lvl 8 tomorow.. and critical will go from 0 to 8 also tomorow.. its gonna be lit,Wat? +"Yeah, well Kobes not around anymore.",Well Westbrook puts on his whole tough guy act and wants to be like Kobe and MJ but he clearly doesn't have the fortitude to not whine about everything +"That's interesting but kind of flawed imo, and heres why : You listen to a band mainly because of the music they make. You don't really play LoL mainly because there's loads of sexy girls in there. Plus, making new champs doesnt remove the old ones",You have seen Riot's lack of interest in champs that are more than a year or two old or aren't massive meme factories right? +I just want to say thank you for treating this discussion with the kind of honest academic objectivity that it's really lacking right now,I just want to say thank you for the useless meta +2016 IWC All-Star Event Heads to Barcelona,IWC in 2016 LUL +Millennial Home Ownership Shrinks as Student Debt Grows,I'm sure the Trump Administration will be hard at work solving this problem on day one. +2016: Forever Unclean,If it's gonna happen I can't think of a better place to do it. +LF1M NF HARD Post name and LL,Det_archetype 386 hunter +It would be really cool if we could glide in the new fractal lobby. I just came back to the game after a while. I think it's silly you can't glide between the islands.,They'd have to make the FoTM lobby a non-instanced area.. which i would also be ok with. +"Im sick of having to run 5mins to catch up to everyone. I swear before TWW hit when i joined a game it would spawn me next to the host or at least close to the others or something, but since the update i spawn at the start of the map everytime i join a game while everyone else is halfway across the map and i have to run 5mins to catch up and its getting extremely old. On short missions like exterminate, sabotage, capture, rescue, half the time i spawn in and just run from start to extraction because they finish before i even get there, its very boring.",Stop playing Rhino +"Creationist Jerry Falwell, Jr. Met with Donald Trump About a Possible Dept. of Education Position","Remember guys, Trump's just pandering." +there goes my new boxers,That is one wierd fetish +"I like to do a lot of walking, and almost every time I go out, some dickhead in a ute will yell something incomprehensible as he drives past, just to fuck with me. One time I was particularly pissed off and gave the shirtless dickheads the finger. They fucking drove onto the separate bike/pedestrian path and started hooning up and down looking for me. Won't do it again, but these cunts are definitely looking for an excuse to put someone in the hospital.",yeah I _love_ getting the hey babyyy when I'm trying to jog or whatever. +"Shocker: In Wake of Hillary's Defeat, Donations to Clinton Foundation Dry Up",The foundation was just so effective that there was no charitable causes left. +You mean they can legally do what they have been doing for 2 decades already? At least now they don't have to waste their time with parallel reconstruction.,"Saving tax payers money, really." +Menyasal meliat man utd main. *mengeluh*,Hahaha lambat bus si Mourinho sampai +"When these cars are fully autonomous, maybe there will be a vigilante mode where the car would've followed this scumbag and dished out some street justice!",It should just run over them! +And good riddance to that prick. Took 5 seconds to turn Cisco back to the light. Maybe we can Felicity can as well.,Felicity has been good in Arrow Season 5 +"I don't think your mom is a whore but the possibility exists, we ought to investigate","When there's smoke, there's fire....oh, and we created the smoke." +"Odd but D'Angelo Russell is shooting 28.8% from the field on Sundays, 46.5% on all other days combined - in total 41.3%",Is Sunday the day he snitched? +"British children some of the least active in the world, report says - England & Wales score a 'D minus' when it comes to overall physical activity, but Scotland is at the joint bottom of the table with an 'F'",It's because of all those damn EU inmigrant children hogging all the play areas! +Who's Your Favorite Pink Floyd Member?,Where the hell is Snowy White +But when healthy he's a... a... slightly above league average SF?,Slightly better. +I'd take pierce to take my last shot almost over anybody else in the league. I'm not even a big pierce fan but watching him in clutch situations is amazing. I really wished that 2nd game winner in that series counted.,I'd take him and Jeremy lin to take the last shot against the raptors. +"He can tank a goddamn bazooka to the face, an AK would barely faze him.",truuu +"Best way/place to find a coach? I'm looking to potentially compete this summer, and since it'd be my first show, I feel like I should probably find a coach. My question is, where/how do I find a coach? I see a lot of fitness personalities (YouTube, Instagram, etc.) offer coaching services, but I question the legitimacy/efficacy of such services. So anyone out there who has/had a solid coach, how did you find him/her? Thanks",instagram +Forrest gives away a mousepad,"F0rest strikes me as the guy that is always happy, really nice to see." +Are you Bronze 4 now?,"No, 3." +ITS HAPPENING! FBI insiders think Hillary should be charged for her crimes!,Sounds like this insider wants a paycheck from the Clinton Foundation to buy that summer home of his dreams. +"I guess you're right. The guy just said When he burns you, he burns your soul and I immediately thought of the Penance Stare. Guess we'll have to wait and see.",Yeah...I am actually kinda excited that we don't know exactly what this GR can do. +"Self-Driving Cars Will Exacerbate Organ Shortages Unless We Start Preparing Now - Currently, 1 in 5 organ donations comes from the victim of a vehicular accident.","Article assumes self-driving cars are flawless and will kill no one, of which we already know that to be untrue." +"I always thought it was Here, here! As in I, over here, also agree with you","Huh, I'd never even thought about that" +Can't tell if troll or serious comment :/,It's obv a troll lmao +Tickle Fingers V2 (Puppet Model.),"This is one of the best Puppet Models I have seen yet so, when are you going to get onto the anime grill puppet" +6 SAGAS AND A MOVIE,There's already two DBS movies! +"TIL Dwayne Johnson was set to star in a movie about Hawaiian warrior-king Kamehameha, but was pulled because he's Samoan, with the producer saying, It would be a great taboo for the part to go to a nationality that was a fierce enemy of the Hawaiians during that time.",Which is why all portrayals of Hitler throughout history were by German actors. +"One punch knock-outs without any repercussions. As a martial artist, that's just cringy",it's the most effective form of non-lethal takedown... +Have you seen Brock Osweiler play football? 3rd worst starting QB in the league.,I'm still trying to figure out how the Texans have won 6 games with him under center. +"Room regular is TOO COLD for them. They have a higher body temperature. Luke warm can even be too cold, I've always gone with just under what I'd do for a hot bath. As already mentioned don't overfill the tub and Once a month is more than enough. Over bathing will remove oils from their skin which is bad for them.","No-- I mean the room itself, not the water." +Strategically setting up for best video reception with diversity reciever using a directional antenna aimed at the worst spot. Then just fly through the static. It was really bad her.,What kinda directional antenna +Don't worry about latin America and south America. We going to annex them.,well its about time. +"Brian Lara signs on for Newcastle, Australia Division 5 side",Does that mean he's eligible for Australia? +I didn't even know you could get your news with Facebook until this whole debacle. I'm part of the adblocker elite apparently,"I get most of my news from reddit and the Economist, this provides a very balanced view of the world." +One guy shaking his head .. why'd he have to ruin it :(,"Announcers tongue moves right at the beginning, sloppy as hell" +They would do the same for any girl over 12 or any girl who has at one point had sex,"Not true, i wouldn't dismiss a girl under 12 if she had sex" +I wouldn't bet on it,Why? +"Surprise, m*therfucker",I'm not surprised motherfucka. +"If Trump raises tariffs, all that will happen is automated plants will pop up in the US. It may be cheapest to outsource, but its still cheaper to use robots than hire actual people.","Don't worry, raising minimum wage will not have the same effect." +You're not making any sense. Being in the minority doesn't mean you have no voice. It means another voice is just louder.,I'm sure the African American community enjoys that position. +"This is what the right does. They're run by billionaires, who want to continue to abuse the American people without consequence. So, they make up these lies that the evil immigrants and the evil poor people are the root cause of our problems (spoiler alert: they're not), and people eat that shit up. The 1% have been running the damn show, and the right wing eats up everything they say. Poor people have become a scapegoat because some rich assholes want to hold their power.",My favorite John Steinbeck quote: Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires. +For those unhappy with the bridge placement on the Polaris,side note: that scanning dish amidships looks _alot_ like the replacement dish on the Falcon in TFA. +What would Q hassling the Founders be like?,I would watch the hell out of a whole comedy odd couple series with Q and the Founders... Kind of like a Trek equivalent of Perfect Strangers :) JDL would have just eaten that up I think! +Or HR wants to rape him/her.,Woooosh +"Is there any country which doesn't worship women in one way or another? Almost every country seems full of white knights who worship women, and in a way non-Western countries are often even worse than Western countries in this regard. In some countries if a man gets into an argument with a woman and upsets the woman, often loads of white knights will come to her defense and attack the guy to defend the woman's honour. In fact, many non-Western nations are big on this idea that woman have a great sense of honour, which is nothing but stupid white knighting, applying masculine values to women, women don't have honour, they're not men. In many non-Western countries, the general cultural expectation is that a man should treat women with far more respect and consideration than he would treat another man. This definitely seems to be the case in countries like Russia and India, as well as most Asian countries really. The majority of men in almost all countries seem to treat women as if they are superior beings, it really is a delusion that affects the majority of men everywhere.",Arab countries? +Pick top 25 from Reddit Alpha and it's GG WP.,Alphas only have high trophies because they are hardcores p2ws +Balloons over Burma,No one thought Bombs over Baghdad? +he's never cried *sniffle* (x-post: r/quityourbullshit),This guy is going to be so sad when facebook reminds him of the last time... +"Reddit, you just died. You have a chance at resurrection if you can beat God at a videogame of your choice. You only get one chance, what game do you pick?",Snake. +Maybe because of the amazing music he makes,you forgot this +Looks matter.,"Guess it's time to blind everybody, then" +is that sarcasm.?,"No, if you have information on it I would be very interested to read it." +"Google the term Died on MM/DD/YYYY, and replace the date with your own birthday. This is who you are the reincarnation of. Who were you?","Also, please leave your full name and the name of your childhood pet." +Presidential debate moderators announced,Don't debates usually have 3 or 4 moderators? +"this really makes we wonder, what exactly did mr. Trump mean with ''Make America great again''......when was it ''great''?",Back when the colored knew their place. +What was/is your guest book? Did/are you going to have a traditional guest book or are you going to do something a bit more fancy?,We're doing vinyl records and having guests sign them in silver and gold. +Pleade,lolwut +But I don't think they're ugly. I like them.,I just knew as soon as I read this question that the top answer would be Christmas sweaters which sort of gives the lie to the hated by everyone part lol +Omg atheists. Get your head out of your asses. You have no idea how any of this works.,"Thank you for the thoughtful explanation, where would we be without your guidance?" +I lost 3 rank matches because i keep getting disconnected from server. Thought it was my potato network but turns out lots of u guys on here have the same problem.,Maybe they have potato internet too :) +What is the best champ for soloq ? So I tried jumping into ranked with lucie thinking that I can easily carry with her but I still lost a bunch of game where I legit had 1500+ score and my teammate about 200-500 and we lost because I just didn't had the dmg to win (obviously as support). So yeah I would like to hear a higher elo opinion on what champ is the best to carry with :p,Taya +Why aren't there more conservative stand up comedians?,Because it's not a real job. +"Hopefully, this isn't a racial thing.",It isn't a racial thing unless the victim is black. +Those were mostly Russians. And those Ukranians who got educated on the subject are now in Canada or US.,"Right, and Kazakhstan is the leader in space exploration since most of the USSR space programs were based in Baiconur :))))))))))))))))))))))" +Is this just for America?,Yah it's in the movie title. +"Faker just played it. Bjerg also played it but I wouldn't watch that, if I were you, if you watch Faker and then Bjerg it's kind of like going from challenger to playing in Silver V.","Bjerg is actually a fantastic Zil player, he was just not right in the head that game." +Implying there's only one,Implying there is *at least* one. +"Someday, when I'm asked about the great meme wars, I'll be able to say I memed with the best of them. Love y'all, MAGA!",#PEPE WILL BE IN OUR CHILDREN'S HISTORY BOOKS +Yeah but let's be fair to him; Being President is *hard* and he needs his safe space.,Life's hard for rich white guys when even the *theater* isn't a safe space +Even when they were winning numbers were dropping,wait.. when were they winning? +There Is No Such Thing As Western Civilisation,Civilization is just a social construct +Venezuela's prisoners STARVE to death in jails amid economic collapse,Not real socialism! +Man solving a problem,He only weighs half as much +Strong would be good pickup for Baylor. He would have them contending pretty quickly IMO and would kill it in recruiting.,"Yeah, if there's one thing that Charlie Strong specializes in, it's quick turnarounds." +Okay game I got the memo,"All in your head, git gud." +"The EU's ruling that Apple Inc must pay a huge tax bill to Ireland was clearly based on facts and existing rules and was not a decision aimed against the United States, European Commission President Jean-Claude Juncker said on Sunday.",Maybe it's time Apple comes home. +Every striper ever?,"Yea, every stripper has a super involved/restrictive dather figure who cares." +I just lost a game because of a glitch,Did the creature they were equipped to actually die.... They don't go to the discard pile until the equipped creatre dies... +"OSB fest, go cray cray :)",MFW OSB fest start on my Birthday <3 +How many HDMI2.0 would you need to push RGB 4:4:4? Like 12?,Don't almost all monitors use RGB 4:4:4? +"This is humans we're talking about. There will still be fractured political identities even within a larger culture like Earth or Terra. And they will vie for influence and back-stab each other. Just like always. At least I imagine so for SC, because it seems to be going down a more gritty, realistic path than the utopia Star Trek painted for us.","*In the grim dark world of $2,000 ships...*" +"On average, a man will ejaculate 14 gallons of semen during the course of their lifetime. An Olympic-sized swimming pool holds 660,430 gallons of water. So, it would take 47,174 men to stand around a pool jacking off for about 40 years to fill it up.","Something tells me this doesn't account for potential evaporation, however." +My beautiful 420 collection was killed !,"Mine too... I say we protest, refuse to buy coins, write scalding complaint posts on this subreddit, and demand Niantic fixes this crap!" +I always tell people to make sure that you're using the drugs and they're not using you,I always tell drugs to make sure that they're using you and not the other way around. +"Based off the lore alone, the Wraith is probably the nicest of the killers",He looks so cute with his head tilt! +people still play this? nobody at my school even talks about pogo anymore,Why would you browse the subreddit if you don't think people play it anymore? +When Google photo gallery on Android phone requires permission to view your Contacts app something is amiss at Google.,It's just to get shared albums to work. +"agreed. but cant help but think how perfect it wouldve been if they listened to the pros and banned rapid, high cal and afterburner, and specialists","I feel if all those were banned, plus more LANs, then this would of been a very succesul hear for us." +Another Question Should I tip on the total or the cost minus delivery cost?,"In all seriousness, what If i am high as fuck and I get delivery from 6 doors down is a 3.50 tip acceptible if theyre literally walking less than 50 yards and are employed by the restaurant?" +Did not receive money from test server I joined CT1 but did not receive the 100M credits or gold or XP.,"Welcome to the grind, my friend." +"And that has nothing to do with the fact that she's running against a laughable, angry sack of rotting oranges, it's all to do with her vagina? And, I think you're being overconfident, this country is still perfectly capable of pulling our own brexit and electing trump.",I would say it's slight related... +I actually don't mind trucks. I like the raptor and the trophy truck but i find SUV's to just be an awkward part of the game. No one uses them,I do. +16 year old is a film connoisseur,"Way to just shit on a friend who just wants to help, he doesn't deserve someone like that if he treats them the way he does" +Found this great memory of the Pond,"YESSSS looks like Daniel Shank and Victor Gervais, but I can't make out the other autograph..." +"Thanks for the magic! Production wise, are you running a spectator client with the HLAE engine loaded into the game? That was my first thought when I noticed the hidden UI replays.",There's a console command that hides all HUD / UI elements in CS: GO already: **cl_draw_only_deathnotices 1** +"Weekend league and SBC'a are the bomb, the rewards are great but I think people are more upset about inconsistent gameplay where your team feels great one game, and super sluggish the next. People are upset their 1 mil squad is effected by momentum and concede bullshit goals. It sounds like a broken record but I think the community would like to have FIFA gameplay without the momentum aspect.","I'm aware, but thus far I see no real faults with squad building challenges." +So at what point does denver bench Siemian and go with Mark Sanchez?,I thought they released him +And now they'll be able to build an EU military with the UK leaving the EU.,"Yep, the US will go back to its agrarian past, MAAA" +Don't forget Cam Newton also got picked over him.,"Romo was the real snub that year, he carried a garbage offensive line and running game then." +"That would be interesting. Gosh, his slither was scary in HoN. Anyway, looking forward to see him play again!","He was so good HoN gave him the MSIvy set, good times." +And Muslim girls?,"They are only worth half, because the almighty has made them this way." +How long do you have left? A lot of improvement can be done in just the last months.,Around 2 months for the first round. +"It just doesn't work most of the time. I didn't listen to anyone on this. SLI or CrossFire is something I wanted to do forever so I finally just did it. Dual R9 390's were the sweet spot for me. When it works, it was fantastic. My 3D Mark scores were fantastic! Right up there with a single 1080. Gameplay, however, was a different story. Even in games where it was supposed to work just had nagging issues. Artifacting or texture mess ups or stuttering or SOMETHING. I ended up having to disable the second card for almost everything. Finally had enough and bought a Fury and then a 1080 and I'm much happier with a single card setup. Get the fastest single card you can afford right off the bat. If you want to try to CF in the future when your cards have come down in price then I'd give it a look.",Thanks! +What's your reason for digging up the past?,I needed a skull but all the ones I had on hand were too small. +360 Dribble,That's cleaner than any spike move I've seen in Rumble.. +Is there a game on steam you want? I recently experienced similar and i know its not much but it might help.,Hey its me your op! +My Brother's Gaming PC,Thats a nice case +The neighbors dog loves me,"The neighbor's dog loves everyone, dude." +"That reason is laziness. But yeah, this is the correct answer. There was most likely a fence line along the property line, or maybe there were designs to have one, but there was a gate there at one time. I've installed enough chainlink gates to know why someone would put a section like that in. If you don't, it leaves a gap too wide for a small dog to get through. I've seen some people just say fuck it and get a slab of metal to close up the gap. works, and looks only mildly worse than a chainlink fence.",Could they just move the gate a couple inches to line up with the corner rather than having two separate posts inches apart? +"Stop using that, stick to high PH chemicals for plumbing issues.",I'm not using it for plumbing issues; I'm using it for cleaning my toilet. +How to retake A from cat,I thoroughly enjoyed this very helpful PowerPoint presentation... +This is a very nice back round :),I prefer rump round myself +What is your favorite commercial?,"Here in my garage, just bought this new Lamborghini here" +Gaddafi looks like he's in a 90's Micheal Jackson video.,shamone +This entire subreddit is a goldmine.,Holy hell m8 +This monitor's refresh rate is 60Hz (I was able to overclock mines to 61Hz). My GTX 1070 gives me over 100 frames per second in Overwatch. The refresh rate of the monitor and the FPS you get from your GPU are two independent things.,"60hz is for plebians, 61hz master race" +"Ok Marty, You have to stop the train!",All you had to do was get pushed by the damn train! +When the angle of decline is *just* right,Take that Boston Dynamics +"There is a new do you wanna take this inside commercial???? I just saw one while watching a trolden video as the add. I THOUGHT BLIZZARD LEARNED THEIR MISTAKE! Now it takes place in a library, and there is some guy who is dressed as abusive sergeant..... If someone can find the link post it, I cant.",This is the reason why hs players not getting 5 free packs +have this saving strats excuse ever worked for slumping teams?,Eg at ti6 +"One of our clan mates dropped all the way down to Arena 5. He has over 300 crowns. It's so sad, lol. I didn't do that because I like the prestige of Legendary Arena, ha ha.",Would be fun if the content in the chest was based on the arena you got the most crowns in +"Echo's personal achievement doesn't make any sense... We all know all operators have personal achievements on their statistics page in-game; Thermite has Exo charges used, Hibana has how many pellets used and Twitch has how many gadgets she's shocked etc etc. But why in chanka's name is Echo's personal achievement how many YOKAI drone's destroyed? Shouldn't it be enemies disoriented?",Maybe there is a way to kamikaze with the drone +Something tells me you didn't use enough flares,"Lol... Unfortunately i died after playing about more than 2-3 hours of my game , in the dog fighting area of Operation Burnwater in the end of the mission aaaand i just quit :))" +That castle looks like shit. Way too many rugs.,Not many castles in rs look decent at all. +You don't need to flap your arms at takeoff.,Speak for yourself. +Now explain the thousand comments praising OP. That's not just casual upvoting.,they stoopid +"Dreadnought Documentary Sure a repost, but some good stuff in here.","You know, you could have posted this in the tread WITH the documentary in it.." +Gnasher? or Pellet gun?,"your first shot was around 7.29 degrees too far to the right, so it caused half a pellet to miss which resulted in a 250% damage penalty, you also didnt take the windage into account, which may have caused your shots to drift too far either side just get good dude" +Bramalea: West 49. Sizes on deck!,"i think the boost looks a little off but I'm no expert, get them legit checked before you buy." +Tonight's game,Lol gtfo +I don't hate Trump voters. I feel sorry for them. Embarrassingly naive. Easily duped.,"I wondered how the Donald reddit was doing with all these appointments, but it's all just LALALALALALA look emails LALALALA" +The CIA armed the Mujahideen. Which in turn gave rise to the Taliban/Bin Laden and threw Afghanistan back into the cultural stone ages. The CIA is arming the Peshmurga and YPG against ISIS despite the fact they are notoriously corrupt communists that want to conquer Turkey and establish a marxist state in the mid east. The CIA also armed most of the Syrian rebels (on both sides of the civil war there) which are now falling into ISIS ideologies. We should probably stop giving fanatical warlords guns for geopolitical expedience.,Our government wouldn't that. +What did your school waste money on that everyone hated?,Me. +If only we could teach the American media junkie how to use Google for basic fact checking.,With Google Facts^TM you never have to worry about fake news again! +"You say this as if it's funny, but I've actually sold computers to the amish",probably used them in religious sacrifices tbh +Perpetual energy machine. Impossible under our current understanding of physics. You can't get something from nothing.,Then explain my erection. +School Replaces Detention With Meditation,"Fake, no way they could get kids to actually stay put and quiet." +"I hope to play it long term, just worry a bit about too many operators at some point","Me too, I feel they should just introduce maps and no more operators." +Holy shit! There he is!,That's a rare leaf right there. +Should've just went with his real name of John Bush instead. Jeb just sounds like a name you'd associate with someone less educated.,It sounds like a redneck yokle jokle idiot +wow 19999/20000 and you just wanted to get the loot box!,"I ended up getting the Reinhardt pumpkin smash emote, so I would say it was worth the extra game." +"It will be essay #73, right after Sisters and pant suits are always appropriate","And #71 will be The Fourth Manifesto and the End of Eternal Polygamy: We Are Seriously Done with It This Time, We Promise" +"Found that all of my knit sweaters from last year are super stretched in weird ways - is there anything I can do to prevent it? Are there certain brands of clothing that do not stretch weird like this? It snowed yesterday, so I got out my warmer winter sweaters and tried them on. About 3 out of the 4 knit ones have stretched horribly! Such as, the collar on one stretched weird, and the front of 2 cardigans have stretched so that the front looks significantly longer than the back. Is this just the brand of these sweaters/the make/quality (I bought them from Urban Outfitters mainly)? or am I just not washing them right?","Sometimes hanging/folding/otherwise storing them will cause them to stretch funny, washing them again and then taking care to air dry them in a good position (not in a way that will stretch them in a funny way again) normally does the trick for me." +Prediction League - GW15 Update is on its way over the weekend. I'm part of the way through. Sorry for the delay and thanks for your patience. Usual format please. * * Watford V Everton () * * Arsenal V Stoke () * * Burnley V Bournemouth () * * Hull V Crystal Palace () * * Swansea V Sunderland () * * Leicester V Man City () * * Chelsea V West Brom () * * Man Utd V Spurs () * * Southampton V Middlesbrough () * * Liverpool V West Ham (),- Watford vs Everton (2-1) - Arsenal vs Stoke (4-0) - Burnley vs Bournemouth (1-0) ^(The return of Tom Heaton) - Hull vs Crystal Palace (2-2) - Swansea vs Sunderland (0-2) - Leicester vs Man City (2-1) - Chelsea vs West Brom (3-0) - Man Utd vs Spurs (1-1) - Southampton vs Middlesbrough (2-0) - Liverpool vs West Ham (7-0) +"Good try but people haven't even been able to crasp the concept of inception even though the movie explains it, I don't think the theory will change its name anytime soon in popular use.",Inception is where I go into your dreams and kill some people right? +Laws are not even worth the paper they are written on if they are not enforced by authority.,...everybody respects customer laws in Europe +This is the first time he's ever had knee issues. We have no idea what he did to it.,"Well, sometimes Murphy just loves us too much.. :)" +When you're at a Trump rally and Sheriff Clarke spots you taking his picture!,"Instead of taking a picture, you should've been clapping." +Unit of the Day #4 (Tzahal Version),Delicious +We beat Dallas. Rank us higher too,yeah but you lost to the redskins so you're bad +I try to do this but whenever I start fighting my enemy the enemy minions start attacking me and then my minions still attack their minions so it ruins the freeze.,You can in some cases stand between the laner and his minions and zone him so far away that he cannot walk up. +"Goddamnit, I was having a good day too.","You're a mod now, can't you just totally abuse your power like Goodell and ban anyone that references SB49?" +Andrew showing us how he's gonna give it to the Broncos,"This post, like Andrew, was full of hype but the results were disappointing." +It's true though the UK is irrelevant. Source: am French.,"Fuck the Brits, they destroyed the Empire." +"Advice for playing a drunk Hello everyone, for my highschool, we are doing The Little Prince as our winter play and I was casted as the Tippler (a drunk man). I have searched YouTube for inspiration on how to present my lines, but I haven't found anything. Does anyone have any advice to share? Anything is appreciated :)",Ask your director +Congratulations Everyone !! You are in the Chosen Generation !!,Darn these participation trophies! +"Filthtop Mountain Man, those raiders are such slobs. I'd love to give this park a good cleaning. And The Pack...they literally live like animals. At least they have enough paint to give the park a fresh coat.",I have seen many things on Fallout but it wasnt until I saw the Ghoul chair where I thought Wtf are these people even doing +So Release TF? Wait... MAYBE TF IS RYZE FROM THE FUTURE,When he becomes addicted to poker and loses the runes in a bet. +Why are so many BASE jumpers dying?,A pretty good read. +"If I had to sit through 15 years of CMR taking a dump on the field and as soon as he leaves he starts becoming an actual football coach, I'm going to lose my mind.",Let me tell you a story about a great man named Ray Goff... +Too Stamp Tuesday,The tribe hat is a nice addition. +I absolutely hate listening to him while watching basketball. I might like him during football or baseball because there is time to give those stories but basketball they just have to skip talking about the game for a while.,I never thought about that... I think he would make an amazing baseball color commentary guy. +No compromise. Hold his feet to the fire for all four years (hopefully shorter).,But if Liberal media is as critical of the President as Conservative media has been for the last 8 years they're being biased and unfair! +"It seemed to me he genuinely disliked Trump, but is hatred of Hillary, probably fueled by the fact he was the chair of the committee investigating her, outweighs that.","If you think his hatred of Hillary was based on anything other than her party affiliation, you're going to be shocked when he and Trey Gowdy don't investigate Trump's already exposed shady dealings." +"I never played action sack until last night, I had a great time. MOC",Use those req points you monster +*Thak killed by mammoth* ? ? ?,Thak reincarnates in next generation Thak reincarnates in next generation Thak reincarnates in next generation +"XB1 Lack of Important Multiplayer Features This game has been a blast to play with friends, but the fact that there can only be 4 players in a game and there is one good map (Navezgane) that gets old after the third or fourth time has really killed the replay value for my friends and I. Will Xbox ever see an update increasing the number of players? Or at least making the random gen maps playable instead of an endless sea of those damned biomes just full of the same destroyed building models for miles?","The most recent patch added points of interest to random gens, they are much better now, but you have to start a new game for them to 'work'" +"Forget her own body. It's a joint savings account. If it was free, then we could argue her body her choice, vs consultation with your partner. But 70% of the savings account should *never* be a unilateral action.",Even if it was free it is a major life change and should be discussed with your partner in marriage as should any other significant change. +"The addition of the custom game browser is no joke the biggest thing to happen to halo since it went online with Halo 2. 343 have done so right by their fans many times over and nobody even had to pay extra for any of it. And this isn't even everything in the update. I can't wait to see what Forge Minigames are, and what the other additions to Forge are tomorrow.","Am I the only one who gets a headache without an FOV slider, though?" +"Just because alex jones says crazy shit sometimes doesn't mean he's always wrong. I would never take anything he says at face value, no one should. I will say that his deep earth crystals have done wonders for my government induced fluoride poisoning, though.",you dropped this +The life of a millennial.,"Whatever, the 40 year old women are out shopping when they work from home." +Team Secret is a captain breeding team,you do realize that all of these players were captains at other teams previously +"Yes, reputable. What makes a paper reputable in your eyes? What does a reputable newspaper look like?",A reputable newspaper obviously wouldn't say anything negative about our God Emperor. +How do I take public transit from my house outside the west end?,"Move into a downtown infill and commute with a bike, obviously!" +"Two lions, a crowned glass of wine between them and wildfire as the background.",A vial of poison pouring into the wine would be cool. +"50/50 if it is the same pokemon, always female if they are different species. Male and genderless pokemon can now pass down balls with ditto.",Breeding my 5 IV Lucario from Gen 6 once Pokemon Bank lets us transfer to SM so I can get one in a Heavy Ball is gonna be so much fun +Star Wars 6 Black Series,Same here +r/realgirls,r/realsoutherngirls +"Yeah, it's terrible to have a retired 9/11 cadaver dog to play with my kids, terrify the Fedex man, and take through the woods for long walks. Brutal way to live.",Pullin' at the ol' heart strings. +"''Tis but a flesh wound. Me neither, in the motorcycling world we call the idiots of the hobby and GSXR owners squids, this guy and that car was that equivalent lol.",Musquids +"What are some words that make you nervous at work? Seamless. Oh no. They said seamless. Seamless does not mean quick, easy, or smooth. Seamless in networking means buggy Layer 2 broadcast discovery bullcrap with no ability to manually specify an IP address. Seamless means here, use our junk rather than something standards-compliant so we can lock you in All-Wireless This word does not mean what you think it means. If I hear don't worry, it works wirelessly. And we have wireless here. So it'll work I get very nervous. Inevitably it's some junk bought BOGO at Best Buy that doesn't support WPA2-Enterprise or 5GHz Wi-Fi and requires entirely re-doing that particular area's WLAN to accommodate. What're yours?",I didn't change anything and it just stopped working +Fitz vs CAR or Nuk vs DET? standard scoring,Fits +what are these....facts? what the fuck are we supposed to do with facts?,"Yes, because CNN has been known as the shining beacon of trustworthiness" +Cuz I main Shaco,Can't see flairs on mobile :( Well you main shaco I downvoted you +"yeah, i know exactly what you mean, warframe has nothing like iron banner or archons forge and the story missions in destiny (from house of wolves forward) are well done and clyde-6 is fantastic. i think warframe can get there but it about 5 months of polish away from being there.",I love me some Clyde-6 +I mean no offense but isn't putting on a condom self explanatory?,You overestimate the teens of Mississippi +Old Trafford this season,Tottenham this season. +Sweet Kortny,That's a hammer head penis +"The fire is on the floor, Mr. Handy!",That's cause he is stopping it from reaching the ceiling. +"What is an immature INTP like? If I had to guess it would be someone who goes around claiming they are smarter than everyone, calling them sheeple or something similar, and feeling like they are above others. I guess just a huge lack of self-awareness would play a big part. It's easy to not come off as a chode if you know how you are appearing to others.",It's called: INTJ. +i dont think that's the final version of this client its still in beta everything can change,"Yeah, it's common to beta a product and then change it entirely upon release.." +"Well you forget that the founders of league are maining Lux atm, so prepare for the Ultimate, Victorious and few other upcoming Lux Skins",The outrage from Lux having the Victorious skin would most likely get the skin canceled and remade. +there is an old discovery to prevent congestion called public transport which is ignored.,Can we just use his rockets for that? +Terraria #22 - Lewis Asks Out A Dryad,Why is it Duncan on the thumbnail? +You don't know the condition of the apartment. No need to speculate. You said it couldn't happen. I said it was possible.,Possible but highly improbable. +"If you like you're RB matchups ROS (or you have studs), Id def do that.","i have bell, gordon, howard, and jennings" +"Guess My Record Thread It's been posted here often, but if you don't know how it works. You post your roster and have users guess your record based off of it. If a user gets it right be sure to let them know.","12 team standard QB : Stafford, Winston RB: Bell, Gordon, Howard, Jennings WR : Evans, Jordy, Cobb TE : Ebron, Ertz Pats Defense Dan Bailey" +"Damn, OK. Do you know anywhere else in Calgary where I can park a car long term affordably? I'm coming to town tonight and my plan A fell through.","if you dont mind taking a 70$ cab from bridlewood, you can park in my driveway" +Ivana??,Does he think Trump is still married to Ivana? +"Kinda curious, can you really name 10 beautiful first ladies other than Michelle Obama, or was that just your way of saying you don't find her that good looking?",What do you think? +Australia cuts Clinton Foundation funds,Those donations totally had nothing to do with TPP +"Trump's Killer High Ground Maneuver: Term Limits are the best way to accelerate diversification of Congress. Only a misogynist, racist, Islamophobic, homophobic, anti-Hispanic, elitist politician could disagree!",But but but are you kidding me Trump is racist +I feel like Sbarro should just stick to making mall pizza.,You said PIZZA. +"They did, you could go to Toys R Us and get the refills.","Knowing it's just gelatin powder now, these guys were marketing geniuses." +London.,You missed out the +"What is an easy to make, but very delicious snack to eat during a movie?",Popcorn. +barring the 5gods sets of course,any ScorpionMaster set +"If you're into dangerously overweight chicks, sure.",lol +"Android phones will always sell well, they are a lot cheaper and there are a lot more of them out there being made.","Case in point, search cheap Android phone on Amazon." +"300 degrees may be a little too hot, I always use the rule of 250 for 25 minutes for a good decarb","If it's ABV, it needs no further heating." +"Yup, I wouldn't do it. There is probably a real danger of dumping too much current though a less than 16 ohm load. The internals don't look prepared to dissipate the heat either.",It does get very warm driving...... not speakers..... +"How so, if I may ask?",Any FPS on a console plays slower cause of the precision allowed with mouse and KB controls. +"get sparky, the satisfaction of 64/64 will give you closure and you won't feel the need to by electromancer when it comes out",I mean I guess that's a good enough reason to spend 40k gold I could use to get my princess to level 2 +A bottle cap under the bottle cap on my bottle of beer,How don't we know OP didn't add the second cap? +Save 10% on PSN with this code - D9NGJ7NF3L D9NGJ7NF3L,Oh thank goodness no one has stolen this one yet! +"I really hope so. Dennis is better at distributing, but Terry is already a better shooter.",Plus his long arms make him a thief and an above average rebounder. +"It wouldn't be the first time in the Rainbow Six series that someone had a big betrayal, it happened in Rainbow 6 Vegas",SPOILERS! +"Some Muthafucka once holla'd at mah crazy ass tha ghetto is gonna roll me I ain't tha sharpest tool up in tha shed Bitch was lookin kind of dumb wit her finger n' her thumb In tha shape of a L on her forehead Well, tha muthafuckin years start comin n' they don't stop coming Fed ta tha rulez n' I hit tha ground hustlin Didn't make sense not ta live fo' fun Yo crazy-ass dome gets smart-ass but yo' head gets dumb So much ta do, so much ta see So whatz wack wit takin tha back streets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow [Chorus:] Yo, now, you a All Star, git yo' game on, go play Yo, now, you a Rock Star, git tha show on, git paid And all dat glittas is gold Only blastin stars break tha mold It aint nuthin but a cold-ass lil def place n' they say it gets colder Yo ass is bundled up now wait 'til you git older But tha meteor pimps beg ta differ Judgin by tha hole up in tha satellite picture Da ice we skate is gettin pretty thin Da waterz gettin warm so you might as well swim My fuckin ghettoz on fire yo. How tha fuck bout yours? Thatz tha way I wanna bust a nut on it n' I be bout ta never git bored. [Chorus 2x] Some Muthafucka once axed could I spare some chizzle fo' gas I need ta git mah dirty ass away from dis place I holla'd yep, what tha fuck a cold-ass lil concept I could bust a lil gin n juice mah dirty ass And we could all bust a lil chizzle Well, tha muthafuckin years start comin n' they don't stop coming Fed ta tha rulez n' I hit tha ground hustlin Didn't make sense not ta live fo' fun Yo crazy-ass dome gets smart-ass but yo' head gets dumb So much ta do so much ta see So whatz wack wit takin tha back streets You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow. [Chorus] And all dat glittas is gold Only blastin stars break tha mold","Cummybot, you the real G" +"Yeah I get where you're coming from. I'm not saying they should have been running in circles, while screaming and crying hysterically but I mean a little more urgency seemed appropriate haha. They just slowly and casually opened the door like nothing was wrong at all. To me that just seems kind of odd.",Probably all praying to God to please let this be the day this bitch finally dies. +What is it about the current Chase for the Sprint Cup schedule with Talladega that people don't like?,"I LOVE this race being third and personally I'm sad to see it move, but I totally understand why it is" +"It's a tough call but look at the left of the frame, the gun just poking in. Looks like we may have a winner, but it's difficult to ascertain the angle of her finger from this view.","Yeah, hard to tell if it's wrapped around or just her thumb like the rest of them." +freedom of speech doesn't apply to a private company though,"Wait, you mean freedom of speech wasn't guaranteed by this country's terms of service agreement?" +GM Chiarelli has now traded away 2 first overall picks and 1 2nd overall pick,2020 Chiarelli trades McDavid for Barkov and a 100 year old Jagr +I'm sticking with the theory that Rotom is fucking with us and making the dex entries weird and dark on purpose.,"Is it just me, or is rotomdex the best addition to pokemon ever?" +leftists_irl,Luxemburgists: That's reformist! +I think thats the reason for it,"Nah, It's 100% healthy" +How expensive were they?,"If they're priced like Orlando, they're about $110, I believe." +"I don't read much Breitbart, but the few articles that have been pushed at me are very much sourced in fact. Uncomfortable facts, but facts none the less. Their points need to be acknowledged and debated, not silenced because then it festers and grows. Their readership has been rising, you can't stomp them out now.",Yeah because the birther thing is real +Did she answer why she obstructed free speech? Did she do this while being paid my hard earned dollars?,They. +Found the vegan,that joke is still funny! +"everytime I see the word vegan, i replace it with retarded. It makes so many of their beliefs make so much more sense and I no longer loath their stupidity. You cant aggravated at a retard; afterall, they are retarded.","Oh yeah, caring about animals is so retarded." +"I suspect he doesn't feel the same way about the millions of bacteria he kills every day with stomach acid, or the billions he kills when he takes some antibiotics.",Oh yeah because bacteria is sentient and can feel pain. +"A young man is experiencing back problems.. ..and his back problems are starting to affect his ability to breathe and speak normally. He schedules an appointment with his doctor to assess and fix the problem. The man arrives to his appointment and says Doc.. I.. c-c-can't talk.. c-c.. can't breathe.. back hurts.. help! So, the doctor does a thorough physical examination and says, Sir, it is my professional opinion that your penis is so large and heavy that it is straining your back, and this has become the source of your breathing and speaking troubles. I believe that if we remove just 7 inches from your penis, you should recover to your normal self. The man says, Oh.. g-g-god.. I... ..okay, doc, do it. So the doctor performs the surgery and sends the man home to rest. A week later, the man returns to the doctor for his followup visit and says, Doc, I feel incredible! The back pain is gone, I can breathe, I can speak.. but, doc, I was wondering.. what ever happened to the 7 inches you removed? And the doctor replies, It's.. a-around.. h-here.. somewhere!",How much was the length to begin with? +What's that suppose ta mean COLLEGE BOY?,You forgot your +My husband had a female friend during a study abroad who would lose a shoe every time they went out drinking. I guess she just bought new shoes constantly.,Tequila makes her clothes fall off... +The payload heals? I have 250 hours on this game and I am just now realizing it.,Maybe people would notice this more if they ever actually stood on it... +"I'm a huge hockey fan but the WCH is just stupid. Based on the viewership so far, it seems like most other fans agree.",It's been good hockey but it's not replacing the olympics (which is what the nhl wanted) +Clinton emails: FBI director ignored Attorney General's advice not to 'take action that could influence election',I guess that director will be looking for a new job in about 9 days. +"While we're at it, can we plz fix erlangs 2, its not centered its slghtly to the right.","It's cuz he's right handed, duh!" +Where's Andy Serkis in this?,coz he ain't black. +But all the Trump fanboys told me that Trump is forcing Apple and Foxconn to move here.,He made Ford do it... +I train my touchbutt with top ten ninjas and assassins. Who do you train with? You're practicing with that old butler in the cave,Playing touch-butler +Is this how to get double karma?,Lets all upvote everybody yayy :^) +Help with MEC needed How to use MEC? I understand what buttons I have to bind where according to tutorials. My main problem is that I don't know how to actually move the radiator between 0 from 100 percent for example :( Such a trivial thing I guess.,"one youve binded a key for maximum/minimum radiator settings, you have to turn on relative control its very important in almost all controls that you have relative control on, unless it gets fucky, then dont turn it on" +Your username and comment history suggest that you're a man. (X) DOUBT.,Did you just assume OPs gender? +That it really really hurts when you talk about a problem and the answer you hear is women have that problem worse. It really makes you feel not valued.,Woman feel even less valued when you bring that up +I was a bit disappointed that this wasn't the case,a bit +What does it feel like to grow up?,"When its good its great, otherwise its overrated." +"Pick my otp! Im feeling bored with this game, and to spice things up, i will be selecting the most popular vote for my season 7 OTP! I will check in a few days! Thanks :)",Camille +Trump's pick for budget director isn't sure the government should fund science,This is how a oligarchy collapses. +"Aside from toeprints, signatures that a bank would require from customers would have to be done in person. It would be pretty obvious if some random trying to imitate this fellow walked in and casually signed as him.",It is also perfectly reasonable to use a POA (Power of Attorney) to sign on his behalf. +I can't hear the Anthem anymore without thinking of him singing it in this movie.,It's Enrico Palazzo! +That's exciting! Yay women's footy!,applied for the draft? +YOU ARE OVERDUE FOR A LOSS AGGIE,Thats why alabama exists my friend +Sleep is an addictive hallucinogen. It puts you in a state of altered reality and you go through pretty serious withdrawal symptoms when you try to quit it.,and i use caffeine to stay away from it or alchol if i need it. +"Because it's got solid, hard proof and facts and leads and exposed connections. It's not just some fringe conspiracy, it was blatantly revealed to be disturbing reality. That's why Reddit's either aware and didn't want them to dig more, or Reddit's been put on a chokehold and told to shut it down.",You forgot the +"Storage On Mobile is Ridiculous Almost every time Hearthstone updates I'm reminded of the same thing, how much space it takes up on my phone. I don't have THAT many apps, and my phone doesn't have pathetic storage, but I'm always having to delete something because Hearthstone is MASSIVE! Anything the devs could do to cut down on space would be appreciated.","I had to remove it from my phone, it was a choice between hearthstone and ZERO other apps, or 15+ apps and no hearthstone." +Don't troll against the grain. Trolling with the grain is 100% okay.,But it's no fuuun +"ISIS has a command structure that's more resilient than Al Qaeda. They're like the mythical Hydra: cut off it's head, three more replace it.",Heil Hydra! +Giuliani Took Money From a Group That Killed Americans. Does Trump Care?,Now that group has less money to use to kill Americans - he was just being smart! +"Are the cars remote controlled, or are there people in the cars driving them?",Remote controlled by us via a controller or keyboard & mouse +Brian Michael Bendis will be leaving Guardians of the Galaxy,"Bendis likes leaving plot threads dangling, doesn't he?" +Fuckin love this guy. He just seems so god damned *nice* AND he's funny as hell. Never brings politics or any other poisonous shit into his social media presence. He'd make a great role model for the youth of today but all they give a shit about is egotistical cunts that bully others for their opinions. I hate speaking highly of celebrities but you just have to with him. He seems like great people.,Terry Crews write-in vote 2016? +"But, but she likes the same game as me!!",Soooo you're saying there's a chance? +"That quote is about illegal immigrants from Mexico, not Mexican's in general. He's basically saying most of the good Mexican citizens don't illegally emigrate to the US, it's usually bad people. Now is that true? Probably not - I'm sure many illegal immigrants are good people. But in no way is that statement subtle racism...",ok sure... +nice,"I mean, don't like Mao, but at least you're closer." +Well. Global players whine a lot tho. I wouldnt be surprised if a Rage A Thon happens. This reddit is clearly proof that people whine about EVERYTHING,I've been using Lapis to speed up potion crafting and just found out that my potions don't even get used when consumed! +"But if Aphrodite is love, then why is she making war?",it's self defense +Oliver is especially pernicious. He hypnotizes the audience with cheap laughs and then directly tells them to do things to advance his agenda. All the while hiding behind It's just comedy!,"he's awful but he is very clever when playing with his crowd's confirmation bias, they treat his words like gospel." +What about a child that doesn't want it? What phobia is that?,the child is just being the standard intolerant and close-minded naysayer +well done with a diet sprite,Better slather on the ketchup. +"People in the comments were saying that he took too long to comment. Meanwhile, the actual President, Obama is nowhere to be seen.","Duh, Obama's too busy being the president, idiot!" +So this is happening right now...,I saw the Fluance and the Stax and I was like wow this dude gets all of the Zeos stuff Then I saw the username.... Hey at least the speakers aren't upsidown this time ;) +Connection Error Does the beta still work after it became unavailable for download (PS4)? I tried connecting like 10 times in a row and always get the same error (my network works fine).,Google it! +"from bag to case - very neat, that's the spirit!",What an old fashioned pun there! +The Elephant Stampede,i hate groups of like 6 geared guys that gang up on pairs or lone wolves +Settings done right,"Haven't seen anyone else post this yet so: There are two kinds of countries in the world: those than have landed men on the moon, and those who use the metric system." +It's amazing how well and fast Narcan works,Narcan another name for Naloxone? +So you can post the video for likes,That seems like a good reason! +Going to run outa celebrities at this rate,That's a fucking amazing username +The Walking Dead and the magically changing spoon,It's just the way the light is hitting it folks. +"There, see! Now you get it. But this movie does take place in a black African country, because the writers said so. Now you'll just have to deal with your perceived shortage of white actors in Hollywood.",But muh victimization and white privilege :O +"fundraisers getting ambassadorships from the DNC is even sillier considering it isnt the DNC, Secretary of State, or *even the fucking President* giving ambassadorships... the role requires a Senate confirmation.",But Hillary has clearly bought them all off! +Where is that one? I've got them all but don't have the names of them memorized,The one in the Iron Temple that requires the crazy mountain jumping. +I've come to realize your aren't a true Canadian if you dipont own atleast one Russian surplus rifle.,2* FTFY +"All games, if yiu cheat you get banned. Unless its like modded skyrim or the cheats built in to gta",If I install single player cheats on GTA I will get banned? +"Goodbye shadestep ability until this is fixed... I would say this is a bit game breaking, but I am still WAY to sour over the loss of usable tripmines.","I think it's fair, our tripmines can't stick, none of their can't either" +"In the right wing circles there a belief that NASA fudged its research numbers, im not sure how proven it is. I assume Trump whos now president he has info we don't. And smartest people than all of you advising him, stop painting him as a idiot, he outplayed everybody. Also he has to do it to make America great since its impossible to go against China and other countries that don't have climate regulations.",One of his energy advisors stated electricity is the flow of neurons......yeah they are the smartest +"In 2050, this'll be the equivalent of selling vintage Nazi memorabilia.",yeah saying deport illegal immigrants is the same thing as killing 6 million people +Sneks gonewild: compilation,NakeySnakes +"Farmed meat is a crazy huge producer of greenhouse gasses, and most farmed meat treats the animals pretty unethically. Unfortunately, I have not been able to cut meat out of my diet. I'd love to get meat without the pollution and unethical treatment of animals","Even if you're not going to cut meat out of your diet 100% yet, you can still have a significant impact in all the areas you mention by cutting down on your consumption of meat and other animal products!" +So you are saying that people who have no knowledge of your god are going to hell for not worshiping a god they don't know exists?,"It's entirely your fault you didn't hear of the savior nazarene carpenter 2000 years ago, you filthy heathen!" +"Sure they can, it woild just be by physical means.","Well if they rob the bank directly, aren't banks insured for that?" +It only counts as the toughest division if Michigan or OSU wins it I guess.,Or if they renamed it SEC +"Favorite erotic literature? Hey, what is your favorite BDSM erotic literature, or where you went to go look for it? I'll link mine below.",50 shades of grey +Is it *just* rats and pidgeys? Or could he be other pokemon?,Mine was posing as a zubat! +"There was plenty of opportunity for her to show true colors while alone with Alex. She's a genuinely sweet girl, I have no doubt.",Alone with the rest of the BBOTT audience. +"He played top in Season 1 (maybe season 2, idk).","3 gone, 2 to go!" +Saying Voter ID is racist is basically saying minorities are too incompetent to get Photo ID. Only the Racist Left think that way. The Democrats really do look down upon brown and black people in a condescending manner.,I always ask the racist if it was nature or nurture that prevents them from accomplishing that monumental task. +Update: I contacted Bose and according to them this is normal. But I'm still pretty sure that white noise was not **that** noticeable before.,"I'm also hearing the white noice, i'm not sure if it's just my ears that have become sensitive though." +Imagine Ericsson somehow turns it around and gets Norris buzz this year. I'd tattoo his name in a heart on my ass.,Tagged. +"Sitting in the shield of a friendly Titan, maybe. But once you get in the Titan, your dome shield goes away. Also, it's extremely limited. Also, yes they can do something. Dash into the shield and melee the pilot",Yeah... because melee is SO reliable right now. +"To be fair, that place was in an area with all kinds of abandoned buildings, economic issues, and bad weather. It's nature to be a bit perturbed there.","Oh, how long were you a server there?" +About Those Non-Disappearing Pacific Islands....,Damn paywall... +"Is there any way to get retired skins in League Of Legends. Hey so, is there any way to get retired skins in LOL? I really want the Desert Trooper Skin for Garen but it is no longer available in the store. But is there still any other way to purchase that skin and other retired skins? (I forgot to put a question mark in the title XD)",I dream some day to own rusty blitzcrank. +Because Paladins only good cards are those 3?,"No, there is also muster for battle and tirion..." +Almost like they have different roles.,Ok you're just asking for the Smithzz copy pasta now +Donnie predicts his own reign on Twitter 2 years ago: Are you allowed to impeach a president for gross incompetence?,I bet Phil wishes they could now +VP got like 100mil back in the day.,Totally normal. +"If it's just one specific point in that specific map, I'd say it's likely to be a visual glitch in overwatch. If something was wrong on your PC you would see that glitch (or others) many times in different locations and even in different games.","Yeah that's what I was thinking, I was playing WoW after during that same evening and I didn't see anything like this occurring there..." +"Pod wants to run a *lot* of creatures. By the time of the ban, most lists had cut Chord of Calling entirely, running 2 Abrupt Decay and 3 Thoughseize as their only noncreature spells. In a list that's already packed with value, there isn't room for EE. Remember that Chord of Calling was a card that could literally win the game just by resolving, and it wasn't good enough. A Sorcery speed version that's soft to countermagic wasn't going to make the cut over Chord.",Makes sense. +There was that time McDavid tossed that baseball cap over the wall and had to stare down a grown woman to give it to a child. But just in general people act shitty so carrying Sidney Crosby's stick through a packed concourse is daunting.,Making trouble with the dude who is currently carrying a hockey stick seems like a tactical error. +PSA: Devs are aware of Clan Issues Not sure what's caused it or how long it will take to be fixed as yet but they are aware and looking into it,Literally unplayable. +"Never had a case like that but follow my advice: Whenever you go into any instanced with randoms you don't know: -Switch to FC chat. If you know what you're doing, anything said in the chat is meaningless and useless (AKA berserker macros to meme-cat useless macros about first bonus). You'll learn the mechanics better alone than hearing them. -Take attention on everyone till the first boss of the dungeon -If you spot a shit dps (Staying behind a tank dps is mortal sin), shit healer or shit tank, leave after the first boss and do Gathering/Crafting for 30 min. In general, don't say anything, speak only to your friends. In 3 years of FFXIV I noticed that being bad its in their rights as a player and because of that almost every baddie thinks they are the shit. So I stay in my right as a player to gtfo as soon as I see them.",You must be real fun at parties. +There is no business to be done on a dead planet.,"No, see, we just need to decouple economic growth from material resources." +Zombies Grinding has finally paid off. Unbox time!,"Wow, how long were you afk for all those key?" +"Mods are asleep! Quick, post non-Duterte content!",The smiling titan! +I'm pretty sure my pelvis would crack in two if I tried to do the splits.,"You mean, you can do the splits without snapping your pelvis?" +Well you are never going to need more than 8mbytes or ram anyway right? Why would we possibly need to store and transport more than a megabyte or so of data?,Because megabytes aren't designed to kill +its also my first cake day!,So you're 1 year old? +Lorne Michaels Receives Presidential Medal of Freedom,Lorne and Obama look into the camera and yell LIVE FROM THE WHITE HOUSE IS SATURDAY NIGHT!! +"There are so many different strains of Kratom over there, it's curious. How much did you take? Do you have any idea?","Dosage varies from batch to batch, and it depends on what level you want to get to, a solid experience takes 3-5g depending on quality" +"The heaviest tank, the Panzerkampfwagen VIII Maus, weighed 207 tons.",This guy knows tanks. +What do you appreciate the most about your current relationship?,I'm single so it's playing video games and doing what I want whenever I want +"As well, it says new content. Could any part of SRL be considered new?",New microtransactions hype +What's the dumbest reason you've ever been dumped?,I am too nice +Isn't a jerk feast called bukake?,I call it a buffet +"Pride of symbolism over actual humans is disgusting, not patriotic","He's obviously strictly anti-human, it's just politics don't get so upset" +"As a former liberal, this stuff actually makes me think back to when I was younger and more idealistic and wondered why Presidents and such didn't reach out across the isle more in the interest of getting shit done. Honestly this is so refreshing, I don't like Gore one bit but its nice to see that Trump isn't isolating himself and constructing a right wing echo chamber either, there are a lot of people on both sides that have bad agendas, talking to everyone is the only way to get a good sense of perspective.","Any establishment GOP President elect would not do this, or he would be hammered on the press and by his party for doing so." +Just ask their offensive line!,Yeah the Patriots really pressured Wilson on his injured knees +"On Thanksgiving Week, Native Americans Are Being Tear-Gassed in North Dakota",I'm glad to see the USA sticking to it's roots. +*waga,Waka waka +On a hot summer sidewalk,"I didn't pay for that conference just so you can parade your lack of variety around, Francine." +"I graduated from their evening program a few years ago. I found it very friendly, and worth it, frankly.",compsci? +"When your husband works at home, his supervisor makes sure he's actually working.",Dave I see you are on Reddit again +AS2 EP4: Drag Movie Shequels live reaction/discussion thread. Mother does not play...xoxo,NO NO NO NO NO +"And im stuck at work doing nothing, thinking about all the plebs I could have been reking right now.",Ain't that the truth brother... :balp: +Why is Blake not even looking to attack?,He's probably lacking confidence since he was visibly bad the first quarter +"10-11 with a 5.37 ERA last season and the Royals gave him $3m to go away. Yep, he's our guy.",If he signs with the pirates...he is a sure fire hall of famer...first ballot no doubt +Difference being Bledsoe was able to lead a young team to a super bowl.,Having a top 5 defense must of helped. +Real question: has the Electoral College ever done anything besides keep slavery intact?,"It gave us President Bush, or do you mean good things?" +Trick2G announces Team Gates 2017,Basically confirms why Reignover left Immortals +Unless they were the Flames.,Then they'd probably just take some extra penalties to even things out +Lunch Break Love Story,Those Ikea chairs are strong as fuck +"People will be MAD because of their rank after placement matches. In season 3 they adjusted the ratings so that not everyone would be gold and platinum, meaning if you're in the low part of those ranks you will be a lot lower this season just to even out the ranks. But more important maybe: Your rank will be lower after placements than the system thinks might be your skill. In other words: peoples ranks will be way lower than season 2 and people don't understand this is good so they think the system is broken and they should've been higher. We had the same problem with cs go when the ranks got changed so everyone got pushed down and everyone thought the system was miscalculating their skill.","Well, I'm already MAD after just one placement match" +"Agus Yudhoyono promises Rp 5 Million each year to Jakarta's poor, and up to Rp 50 Million for small enterprises",Alright... Who wants to make a small business with me... 50/50 cut... PM me... +Not the dumpee but the dumper I briefly dated a girl who was........stupid. Not like oh she can't do algebra stupid but like couldn't make it through a complete sentence stupid. Like complained about getting fired after no call no showing for a week because they never asked what happened But what drove me over the edge was she would take my ipod or phone that was hooked up to my aux cord in my car and store it in the air conditioning vent. One bad tug and those fuckers aint coming back out. Thats when I knew we wouldn't last,"Oh come on, her employer should have known to save her position indefinitely for her." +"The longest filibuster in history of course goes to U.S. Sen. Strom Thurmond, who spoke for 24 hours and 18 minutes against the Civil Rights Act of 1957.",Fighting the good fight. +"they should only be able to use that money to live then. Get a fucking job, King.",I'm imagining the king working a retail job now and getting yelled at by customers who address him as your majesty in the most sarcastic tone possible +My friend's grandmother is basically Charlie,Why Charlie hate? +"Anti-vaxxers. Seriously. Why? I live in a third world country, and I've seen the results of not vaccinating. I've also worked with autistic children. Where did they get the idea that polio, measles, etc are better than autism (which isn't even a real side effect of vaccines)?",I'm an American and I've never actually met an anti vaxxer. +I'm shook,"Oddly enough it's the chest, bust, and thighs that say boy to me." +"My Weak Womanly Mind is far too malleable Lord knows why (probably just clicking the random button and continuing out of a morbid curiosity) but I somehow ended up on TheRedPill the other day and I read a bunch of the top posts for a while. Honestly, it got to me. I'm shy and introverted, and I'm not conventionally beautiful. After a while, I started thinking, *am I not a good woman? Would I be better if I were quieter, sweeter, prettier, more submissive?* It messed with me. But right now, this is a breath of fresh air. I feel like not just TRP, but a lot of reddit hates feminism and kind of hates women. It's been really bothering me, and it's really nice and reassuring to feel like I'm not at Thanksgiving dinner, listening to my super-conservative family loudly complain about liberals, while I sit quietly. So, thanks, guys. Stay radical.",Shut up you stupid composition of lady parts +You are a lucky lucky person. In land we get crap. Literally,Hahahaha I miss it when I go inland for college. +"My CEO, everyone.",Still not as good a CEO as spez +Changing the algorithm once again (How many times did they changed it only for us?) and they will try to shut us down.. Way to go to reach a new low.,...because data is beautiful. +"I feel these people only exist in the internet, never in real life.",I've started seeing them in real life. +MFA am I overdresssed for high school,I'd probably toss the cardigan but other than that everything sounds fine +"I'm fairly new to the world of bike racing, but literally everyone who has ever been on a bicycle does this instinctively, or am I missing something?","Still interesting, I infact didnt knew I was doing that when I ride my bicycle...I dont have a motorcycle licence...And on a bicycle the countersteering is much less obvious because of the low weight of the bicycle..." +"LD Scrolls - What did you guys pull? I pulled a Hwadam, I'm with all you guys who pulled shit...I had a dry spell as well.",LIGHT salt. +"I'm starting to see some really implausible shit being blamed on autocorrect. I think people think that it's an excuse nobody bothers to question, but there are definitely boundaries to it. I'm not sure why people think others will believe their autocorrect dictionary contains imaginary words.","Oh, I'd believe they were stupid enough to add it to the dictionary, then it got autocorrected to it because of their prior stupidity!" +Apparently Mew's cat is named Navi.,"And Dorothy's cat is Oz, how clever Hangame." +How Hangovers Cost the U.S. Economy Billions of Dollars,That's why I just never sober up to get hungover. +As a Solo player with no friends am I going to be penalised for the bonus Ip? :(,"No, i'ts a flat double ip boost for everyone...solo or premade" +Don't forget to Nominate Robocraft for a Steam Award,Where can I vote Robocraft for the best matchmaking? +Confluence is not a good skin to keep. Its good to have if you've never used Kodi before because it is easier to find where all the settings are. But it looks very amateurish if you keep it.,Gosh I would hate to look like an amature. +After like 150 feet I heard it turns into concrete,"Yeah, but as you get closer, it turns back to water." +Halal Guys coming to Itaewon - Dec 17,About time we got some variety of food in Itaewon +"Make an adult version for League of Legends Im not the only one who gets older. i played this game since i was 17, that was 4 and a half years ago. and im not the only one who is getting older. there are going to be more and more adults playing the game since all the kids are going to grow up some day. so please do an adult Server: - no more chat restrictions / rules - no more skin restrictions / rules (graves can have a cigar and not every skin needs to have clothes you know..) think about it: it would be a much better environment. even the amount of afks ingame would be much lower. (this is very good for all the lower elo players) in order to make an account you have to show your ID-Card and strong surveillance to make sure that this is infact your ID-Card and not a fake one. and dont say yeah but we have Dota for adults because i really dont want to learn a new game. besides.. i dont like to have a turn rate","Dividing the player base on every server, sounds like a good idea" +"Promotion and relegation doesn't exist in the most popular sports in the US, so fans go into every season knowing that their team has a chance to compete for the sports biggest prize. Obviously you still get bad teams, but theoretically everyone starts the season competing for one major trophy. Football is much less established in America, and you don't have generations of families who have grown up supporting one football team, so you have to wonder if attendances would drop for relegated teams who can't win the big prize every year without that long history of support. If the numbers dropped dramatically, I doubt clubs would survive.","Yeah, because of the drafts." +Only if the Overseer is Todd Howard.,It just works +My lvl 50 shop in a nutshell,you have too much mana for decent runes to pop up in the shop +#PIZZAGATE IS REAL,"No, uh uh, someome semt me a link to Snopes, which said it's false." +Love this one but too many times it gets stopped early because it's inappropriate People are too soft now...,Not as bad as the baby seals or yellow bird but this new stupid PC army is too sensitive for cadence these days +Yes and also battery technology wouldn't be able to store that massive amount of energy without monstrous battery projects. And of course if those battery projects include chemical storage methods... explosion risk.,Unlike the explosion risk of most fossil fuels. +why. just why.,Wow didn't realize Chirrut was *that* good +The entire party operates on blame Obama,"That's weird, because they're constantly thanking him" +"Definitely, which is why it confuses me that people are really opposed to us negotiating with turkey. Surely peaceful diplomatic resolution to their problems is exactly, *exactly* what we want?",The problem is that a lot of people don't want brown people immigrating regardless of how developed their country is. +The true Mastersword (RimWorld art),this reeks dwarf fortress +Soo I don't have chlamydia..,Yeahh about that +TIL that nearly all of the Presidentially pardoned turkeys are now dead due to the fact that the turkeys used for Thanksgiving are bred for the table and not for the ability to live long and healthy lives.,"Oh great, so Obama can pardon a turkey but not Snowden?" +Job Wanted - Part #10,Baby supports cannibalism is now canon. +Even andy was a +5,"What a scrub, I sense an impending trade." +Holy shit. I don't what I'm more impressed with. His shooting or his ego.,"Well, his name is 'Bad' Bob!" +"If you could be a hero in Hearthstone, what would be your Concede emote?",Kappa +coming soon... multiplayer raids...,Clash of Rimworld? +It's going to be packed.,Says the mammoth local +Did anyone mention what kind of compensation ps4 users will be getting because of this debacle? Did he mention anything about compensation? Just curious.,Why you getting compensation for a free patch. +Can the Scouts improve your mental health?,It could be as long as you aren't dealing with a bunch of ignorant adults. +It's different when it's feasting on my asshole!,r/nocontext +You forgot jQuery! Do you have a moment to talk about jQuery?,"JQuery is so 2014, it's dead and buried by now." +Like a knife? Or a car?,"Yeah, they're comparable" +"That's a movie, not a real job.","No, I'm pretty sure this was an early reality TV show." +Neville said he wasn't good enough. Harsher than anything Jamie said.,Carragher has said the exact same thing. +Stuart Lancaster joins Leinster coaching setup,Lancaster and Farrell now both in Ireland o/ +Sasquatch is my first cousin,Please tell me you are a female with hairy legs... And not a male wearing toms. +Why is menstruation picked out?,Because it's gross and unnatural +What temp is the paint good up to?,High temp paint is good for temperatures well above the high end of a grill's range. +"Even today, both Gurley and DT are individually worth more than Edelman alone...",He SAID lol! +My PC detects an unidentified network but i havent plugged any Ethernet cable in,HACKERS +GAME THREAD WEEK 12: VIKINGS AT LIONS i'm so hungry for stuffing,"ref bias, lion should be able to have as many on the field as they want........" +Cruz's pad rhythm,that knee is looking a bit unstable... +Your everyday level 9,"You outleveled his king, you should feel bad since he is better than you" +"Either way, Marco Polo certainly didn't get GOT-levels of buzz or attention. Not even close.",If anything it was frequently compared negatively to GoT +Why don't Carey Price's penalty minutes tonight count for my team's PIM stats? (Yahoo regular head to head league),"I think goalies just stick to their own settings, which is annoying especially for assists as well..." +"Also of note, there are no official NFL Thanksgiving awards",Furthering the case for Goodell to be ousted! +"Everyone that can now see UK internet history, including taxman, jobcentre and Food Standards Agency",I don't see how this can backfire in any possible way. +Microsoft Surface Studio,But can it run Crisis 3 at ultra settings? +Keep in mind approval ratings are usually highest early on and plummet over the years. Bush had an approval rating of 88% going into office and later 92% after 9/11. Unless we have a horrific terrorism attack where 100s to 1000s of people die he won't get a high approval rating. Even something like the Orlando shooting won't give him much of a boost,"Lucky for Trump, his Cabinet of Neocons is probably got something just like that planned." +Legendary soft cap removed,No guys there's no proof there is a soft cap +"Theology of feels. Disgusting. Nobody has interpreted the Bible that way for three thousand years, and these people are acting like they are the only smart ones and all the Church Fathers, all the great theologians and thinkers, are simply ignorant bigots. Guess what. Christianity doesn't stem from the Bible. The Bible stems from Christianity, specifically early Church Tradition. Find me a single evidence of priests performing gay marriages at the time.","They also murdered gay people for thousands of years, so that tradition obviously has a good track record on LGB issues." +I took your advice and just got a job as a comedian. Thanks!,"It's village idiot, not comedian." +"Nice, now we can take a break from seeing a new post for every level he gets",Yea 10 posts over 2 months was very annoying +[ ](/witchbelle) I remember the witch thing. There was a group of girls that were wicca and they were going to go dance naked in the woods or some shit. They also threatened to cast spells on people.,[](/applebroom)It was always hexes and curses from the wannabe wiccans in middle school in my area. +"Hey guys! We're legit and we're on here! We're still kind of new to the whole thing, so let us know what you want from us!",free tickets to all games +Poor Harambe...he must feel neglected that people are doing dicks out for Elon over him.,#\#D'ITsOutForElon +You might be the most humble person I've met.,Oh I know right +"People of reddit, At what point did you realize you had become an adult?",My mum always says it was when she had to buy a new wallet to fit all her cards in +"Did you read anything I gave you? I'm not denying that Mormons did polygamy back in the 1840s. But the doctrine was changed by President Wilford Woodruff in the Manifesto, written in 1890. You are judging the people of today for something that other people did over 100 years ago. Doesn't matter what the reason was. For the state rights or from revelation. The doctrine was changed.","Which is actually ironic, considering they say that God's will doesn't change." +Apparently Doctor Strange is a rip off of 45 different movies.,Doctor Strange is a rip off of Pokemon Platinum: Giratina/Dormammu Cyrus/Kaecilius Cynthia/Ancient One Rowan/Wong Fact +it actually is an upgrade.,"Depends on if it passes his torture test, though!" +"You are just misinformed. Stop blindly believing the things they write online. Gang rapes are not a phenomenon specific to any one culture. You can argue that they are more or less common, but looking at the numbers, Sweden is a very safe country. The reason why Sweden has a statistically high number of rapes is simple - we have for many years worked successfully on encouraging reporting rapes to the police. We thus have a higher number of reported cases and a lower number of unreported cases. But those sites who have their own agenda wouldn't likely go into statistical detail like that. Because it screws up their pretty narrative about us.","Yeah, Sweden has higher number of rapes than Iraq." +"It has over 31,000 views. This is an uncommon Pepe. I'd give you 10GBP.",What's the equivalent in tendies? +7300-Year-Old City Excavated In Egypt,But I thought the world was only 6000 years old +No. Stop spreading lies. There were no gunshots. The natives are on treaty land. No bombs. The pipeline has not even been approved for the design let alone the construction. The natives have only been peaceful to date in face of massive corporate corruption. Only unamerican aholes think using attack dogs on pregnant women is a ok.,I'm sure they were incredibly peaceful when they burned down millions of dollars in equipment. +don't we all though...,I honestly prefer widowmaker. +My 1$ mousepad finally arrived!,Is this what we're worth to you? +What saying could be applied to most people's lives?,Yolo +Live Breaking News - Nuclear Confrontation (Dramatised news broadcast based on a possible nuclear scenario),HOLY SHIT +"I'm not even an American and yet I sometimes get attacked online by Americans as you Liberals or you Republicans. It's really, really ridiculous. Don't agree with someone on an issue? Must belong to the US party that they don't support.","Exactly, because everything in this world must be black and white." +"Yeah something similiar happened to me a while ago. I had an awesome game vs. a warrior, ( I lost , just so you know ) so I naturally added him, and the first words that he said are '' CYKA BLYAT'' my response was just what? '' - '' GET REKT FKING SCRUB'' - '' OK , im gonna unfriend you now.",Those people are just sad... +You're internet famous!,it hurts my head first factory was like that until i rebuilt it +Buzzfeeds snapchat never fails.,I realized they're cringy as fuck when spammed. +Lab + proton + 4cc1 and 2cc4,Nah man i want slip +Henry Brade: Based on new transaction stats SegWit will more than double the #bitcoin tx capacity. And it enables secure LN for real scaling. We need it!,Let's hope it happens soon. +Perfect response.,This is the main reason why Gen 6 is the worst +The terrifying mediocrity of political correctness,SJWs of any stripe poison everything they touch. +I've been sacrificing my tree a bit early on to get a super turret,Is that the first weapon you buy? +What about the others ? Are they considered second class citizens in their own country ?,Think about siachen soldiers and their sacrifice +Chennai youth roughed up for not standing for national anthem in theatre,He must be filled with national pride after getting beaten up. +"Please help. I'm looking for a reliable, objective source to show my nutty aunt that it is impossible that the Rs.2000 notes are being seized due to the radioactive ink printed on them.","So stupid, everyone knows its because of the embedded Modi-chip." +"If we took all the oxygen found in an average human adult and used it to fill a balloon, how big would that balloon be?",Just take some from my head if you want to pop it. +Thanks. So I actually have to leave the security area and come back to go through security? :/,"Yes, since you have to leave the entire airport" +"I'll take that bet and give you whatever odds you want. Since we're just making shit up off the top of our head, I think she'll use it to genetically engineer the first unicorn.",And then sexually assault the unicorn in a pizza joint and post it on instagram +"Can't remember who it was - maybe Murray Mexted - who said If you want to tackle crime in a town, hold a league game and bomb the crowd - not sure that's the solution, but he clearly saw a link between league, poverty and crime long ago...","Would love a reference for that quote Also, correlation vs causation." +2intelligent,"Joke's on them, I'm not smart and I still want to die" +Phones will hit the 1000ppi limit way before 27 inch monitors will.,"Unlikely, as they don't have the hardware to even run 4K (the phones that do only run 4K for very select apps, and not games) whereas computers will be able to run them a once they come out at 100's of fps" +Gamestop $99 3ds at 5am?,I'm going at 4:30... Which is in like 4 hours. +Apple Black Friday One-Day Shopping Event,Wow +Are you assuming my prefer race?,"My bad, i was being a shitlord." +how do you actually deal with lothric's holy sword? fought a guy using it and was crushed without me even dealing a single point of damage against that player because he simple spammed that ridiculous l2 r2 pewpew.,the same way as with everything.. R1 R1 R1 R1 R1.. +That's pretty hypocritical: save a girl from a guy with a gun possibly raping her so I can have sex with her,No but it's okay because I am totes a nice guy and she'll love me but those bullies are evil +"What genres do you read besides horror? I'm really into hard SciFi. My last favorite was Old Man's War from Scalzi. The Mote in Gods Eye from Niven & Pournell is high on my best book ever list, competing with King novels.","Wait, there are books out there that AREN'T written by Stephen King?" +"so, is it like in the movie so you replace the fruit with a stone",not a stone but something hard as well +"For any Spurs fans who watch the u23's, hows my boy Joe Muscatt doing?",Isn't our u23's just our first-team squad? +"no epic lizard -plat 5 solo ,silver 3 team am i bugged? i presses sweet when mounts popped",Epic lizard only for Master. +The point of classes is that they don't all have the same play style. If you want minion based decks go for zoo or paladin,That doesn't mean he can't want a viable minion based Priest deck. +"Does it seem unreasonable for me to actually examine what you say instead of just taking a random redditor 's (you) word over a dgi media website? You may be right, too tired to figure it out tonight. And you are mistaken about there not being a fake butcher- the one dressed in the Cheap paper towel version of the dress. The reason it is being talked about is that it may very well be true. How about I examine the two Berger pics and you carefully examine the real vs paper towel butcher. Unless You could you not possibly be wrong, not ever. :).",Lol this was so annoying +Torino: i battelli sul Po rompono ormeggi e si schiantano contro il ponte,Dite quello che volete ma queste cose quando c'era Fassino non succedevano. +"Wow, look how racist Drumpf is with that black woman. Totally disgusting... I can't even","I got flashbacks to the days of slavery, I'm shaking." +First November snow in Tokyo for 54 years,This proves global warming is a hoax +"Imagine if policemen were paid by the amount of drug dealers they catch, and every year they would only keep the 50% of the best policemen (the ones who caught the most drug dealers) and fire the rest, hire some fresh recruits, and start it all again! You can guess that in five years time the only policemen in the force would spend all their days planting drugs into innocent citizen's cars to be able to keep their jobs. It does not matter if there are honest policemen in the force, they will be eventually fired, as no matter how much they work, they can never reach the productivity of the cheaters. That is more or less academic research now on a worldwide scale. Research funding has decreased sharply in the last years, in the US by half, but huge cuts are underway in Europe too. For these limited resources even more scientist compete, as much more PhDs have been awarded than ever before. (It was one of the ways to cut costs: PhD students are paid from different sources as post-docs so most labs swithced to use PhD students to do the actual work rather than post-docs.) In the '90s maybe one in three proposals were funded, now it is closer to one in twenty and increasing. In the old days post-doc contracts were 3-5 years long, now they only sign for one year (I have even seen 6 months long contracts) with possible extension. To add to this most governments want to increase development instead of basic research, so they demand to produce results that can be used immediately. For instance in the EU the new policy is that they want to fund only projects that increase the standard of living of the citizens of the EU. Add to this the whole idiotic religious taboos that researchers must adhere to, for no apparent reason. And the problem with research is the same with policemen hunting drug dealers: You can not guarantee results. If you work in a factory, producing nuts, and you produce 10.000 nuts per shift, if you work 4 hours, you will produce 5.000 if you work 12 hours you will produce 15.000. It will not happen that you work with all the skill and diligence needed and you will end up without finishes nuts at the end of the shift. However a policemen can have a hunch and investigate a guy for days to reveal that he is not dealing drugs and a researcher can work for months on a brilliant idea, which turns out to be false in the end. However the current publish or perish model is clear: You have to produce results or you will be removed from this profession. In increasingly shorter time with increasingly more additional work (someone has to write all those grants, and if you spend your time in front of a computer drawing pretty pictures and writing long texts of your institute's capabilities you will have less time to do actual research). This stupid regulation has various effects: 1) Originality degrades. If you have to choose between a new, innovative project which might not work or a boring, tenth derivation of some dull results someone got a decade ago, you will choose the latter. If you have to produce something in a year, or be fired, you can not afford to fool around with risky projects, which might not work, you will have to play it safe and do things that will work. Thus originality is slowly lost, no one dares to start new projects. 2) Development is nice, but you can find money to develop marketable products in the industry too. The purpose of basic research would be to discover things without any immediate use, without this development will slow down and eventually halt altogether. 3) One-year long post-doc positions mean extreme stress and uncertainty to researchers. A lot simply leave the profession. 4) The press to produce results is unbearable, that is how scientific fraud happens: People simply make up results to avoid getting fired. As it is almost impossible to get caught, this kind of fraud becomes even more widespread.",This is a great analogy +Vermont?,Most definitely +University: Hateful 'Trump' Notes Were Fabricated,Let the alt right down vote brigading begin +Psn: kabeth,Xbox one sorry +link pls,membership ran out this morning I'll pm you when I renew today +roblox oh yey,shocking +Black Flag was fantastic. Give me a ship and a shanty anytime of day.,WAAAY HEEEY UP SHE RISES +Rip-Its or Wild Tiger for real operator respect,"He's also missing a K-Bar on his shoulder straps, because everyone knows that putting a knife there optimizes your knife draw speed." +"Also to piggy back, what is wew lad?",W E W L A D E W L A D +HE'S A REPUBLICAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE,Rapeublican* +"True, but that bust hadn't been removed since we got it",Everyone knows he replaced it with a bust of Stalin +"Vikings 7, dumb play by Dwayne Harris 7....",TRUE +"Did you read/watch Alex Jones back in 2000 too? I was a huge supporter of him when the 9/11 truth leaked out. But somewhere in the Iraq war he took a turn way way way too far out for me. Saying that bush/cheny/illuminati was going to implement marshall law and extend their presidency indefinitely. Then 2008 came and went without marshall law is about when I realized Info Wars may just be hype... I'm back on the fence about supporting him today, but god damn that 2004-2005 period was just too unreal for me.",I am right there with ya buddy. +"Use Spotify cracked version if you have Android, no need to pay :P","No offline playback, and I have no intention of cracking the app." +"NFL Legend Jim Brown: I'm Pulling For Trump, He's Going To Be For All The People",JIM BROWN IS A RACIST HE DOESNT KNOW WHAT IT REALLY MEANS TO BE BLACK AND POOR JUST LIKE THAT RACE TRAITOR BEN CARSON.... +Being rich looks really fun!,Until you are gang raped and then the police arrested you for admitting you were raped. +"I would suggest growing your hair out a bit and then pushing your hair backwards, could also help you deal with the back sticking up all the time",What do you mean by pushing it backwards? +I think part of it is how much he has wanted to play in NYC. If i recall correctly he was very upset when the Knicks passed over him in the 2009 draft and took Jordan Hill instead. It is no secret how much he loves this city and its been his dream to play his home games in the Garden.,Wow I'm really happy Jordan Hill worked out for us +People still aren't done making Ray jokes and he's been gone for a year and half. I think we've got at least few more months of beating this dead joke into the ground.,Don't you mean Roy from challenge finders? +So don't vote KP?,Who is KP? +"5 minutes later, still disturbed by the lack of Hugo.",Who the hell is hugo? +"i always fuck up. kms, today was my birthday and we were gonna hang out but i fucked that up too. and the saints lost.",Fuck the saints +*Oh* That's fast,I'll post a teaser later. +"She isn't just ignorant, her salary and that of her bosses are mostly paid for by advertising dollars from those who benefit most from overconsumption.",But she is *pretty* +Is Missouri a quality win now?,No. +If you could do an AMA with anyone that has passed who would it be and why?,This question dumb as fuck lol. +Dont Talk to your daughter about being nice,"because if you're nice you can't get raped, right op?" +"Cancer, now featured on your favorite book cover!",Is that the New cover for The communists manifesto comrade? +"He isn't bombing targets up there, he is being passive to waste time to win the game. OP is clearly in the right here.",Conducting high atmospheric tests for NASA is not a waste of time +"Im talking after Chino. Allakvediv(?), theopane, Molina, another Molina, Taylor... and now Granados. Al Haymon throwing him softball after softball. What a shitty career the guy turned out to have.",You left out shawn porter. +"Because when they played in Asia, half the continent refused to play them.",That'll do it +"Add batting average, RBI, wins, losses, saves, Gold Gloves and divide by 3.14",Then multiply by number of horrible fish statues in the outfield. +Whatever happened to the word 'strike'? Christ.,"As someone who was forced by the body negative government to take gym class, the word 'strike' triggers my PTSD." +I7 6700k $28.00,"Hmm, yase, this is definitely going to get fulfilled" +Worst point guard in the NBA my ass.,jose calderon is better +I bet everyone that applied on this one gets a plastic version...,Nah you can request a metal one +"A slight way to buff PEKKA without affecting stats or other cards I believe the buff PEKKA needs is an increased range. The other day while playing I placed my newly attained level 5 PEKKA down and continued my game. I noticed when interacting with a miner, the miner can hit PEKKA while she still approaches the miner to attack. My thought was for such a large troop with a massive sword she is very underwhelming. She should be able to hit from a farther distance than most melee troops. This way it can become more viable and possibly be reintroduced as a popularly used card.",Oh u/Diamondwolf +"Like I said, they could have other places for the hangouts.",it was a joke +NSFW Kalista,What shitpostery is this.. +"Hi, Saen Murray here, and I just want to thank you for the feedback. You'll be happy to hear that in the next update we are not actually adding base building, but rather just the *potential* for base building. Thanks for all of the support and I hope you continue to enjoy playing No Man's Sky!","Hi Sean, such a huge fan" +"Is Dana Brooke hoping Dolph Ziggler wins tonight at No Mercy, so he could continue his WWE career? Dana Brooke and Dolph Ziggler are rumored to be dating. I don't know, but if this is true, do you think Dana Brooke is hoping Dolph Ziggler wins so his WWE career doesn't end? Do you think Dana Brooke will be nervous watching the match?",You're my favorite wredditor since Metsfan +Riiiiggghht...,He dropped this +A reminder to always be careful and seek medical help where needed!,That's scary and sad. +"In September, for example, three suspected neo-Nazis brutally beat a 15-year-old in Saxony, allegedly because the boy was half Taiwanese.",noblesse oblige? +Anyone own a pair of Wmns NMD XR1 PK - Glitch or the male alternative?,"Nope, but they're fresh as fuck" +I do too. There are dozens of us. Literally dozens!!!,This is the only time where I think that joke might actually be 100% true +"He has a point, for this game at least. Eric and Tony are as unbiased as they come and they weren't happy with the two calls that forced Hassan out of a majority of the game",Eric and Tony are as unbiased as they come You forgot the +Those innocent people are punishing their team for randomly getting matched with them...for no reason. QP and Arcade exist for a reason.,Excuse me while I do my calculations for the next time I will randomly lose connection or my whole street/town will lose power that way I can play quick play or arcade so when this does happen (because it will I am 100% sure) my team won't be royally fuckt. +Hype Levels Over 9000,"As someone who's not caught up on any of the superflarrowverse this season yet, I might need to take the next week off work to deal with this" +Key caps being engraved with a laser,Engrave me like one of your french keyboards. +Red Robin poutine is a pale imitation of real Canadian poutine. It's worth the violent deportation to get some real poutine.,Sometimes we all need a violent deportation. +Let's not forget the farmers in the path having their land seized and water threatened for corporate profits.,Surely the Bundy militia folks will be on the scene to fight this horrible big government overreach. +"Match Thread: England vs Argentina ###End of Year Tour 2016 - ENG V ARG _____ **Venue** Twickenham **Date** Saturday, 26 November **Kick-off** 14:30 GMT England||Los Pumas --:|:--:|:-- Mike Brown|15|Joaquin Tuculet Jonny May|14|Matias Orlando Jonathan Joseph|13|Matias Moroni Owen Farrell|12|Santiago Gonzalez Iglesias Elliot Daly|11|Santiago Cordero George Ford|10|Juan Martin Hernandez Ben Youngs|9|Tomas Cubelli Mako Vunipola|1|Lucas Noguera ***C*** Dylan Hartley|2|Agustin Creevy ***C*** Dan Cole|3|Ramiro Herrera Courtney Lawes|4|Guido Petti George Kruis|5|Matias Alemanno Chris Robshaw|6|Pablo Matera Tom Wood|7|Javier Ortega Desio Billy Vunipola|8|Leonardo Senatore |***Bench***| Jamie George|16|Julian Montoya Joe Marler|17|Santiago Garcia Botta Kyle Sinckler|18|Enrique Pieretto Charlie Ewels|19|Facundo Isa Teimana Harrison|20|Tomas Lezana Danny Care|21|Martin Landajo Ben Te'o|22|Jeronimo De la Fuente Henry Slade|23|Juan Pablo Estelles **Referee** Pascal Gauzere (France) ***Assistant Referees*** Marius Mitrea (Italy) and Ian Davies (Wales) ***TMO*** Tim Hayes/Gareth Simmonds (Wales)",He put his arm out to protect himself +"Nah, NK is not meant to win and your wording is a pet peeve of mine. You can't disagree with reality, something either is or it isn't.","If he features at ranked, he needs to be fairly balanced without disrupting the already set game flow But hell that's just my opinion" +Double XP removed? No Double XP pop ups in game or in the menus. Anyone else getting this?,"I have this issue where fun and double xp are removed because of lag comp, can anyone help?" +Did you mean to hit the Facebook app on your oversized tablet?,"This is totally serious, killer needs to be stopped" +"If he lost, there would have been no option, because the Democrats aren't pussies. They talk about unity, but when they win, they rule.","Because a democratic president clearly would override the republican majority in the house, that's what's been happening the last 8 years" +"The Premier League is probably among the calmest of the major European leagues. Italy, Spain, Germany, Turkey, Eastern European countries have much more intimidating ultras sections.",Also Greece +"That's what I thought. After 16 years of marriage, she loved giving them again. Just not to me.",:( +My first map: Changes in HDI between 2014-15,"This is a great map, and I wonder how helpful it might be to show the HDI growth rate with the difference for the year (as shown here) divided by the previous year's HDI score" +"Context is very important. If you talk to people in the Basque Country and Catalonia, a sizable number of them will dislike her, the king, and the entire idea of the monarchy. They see that whole establishment as a system that does not represent them at all, so why should they have to bow down to it? Now, if you talk to people from Madrid or the south, I'd assume you'd observe a completely different scenario, where people love and adore her/ the monarchy in general. My two cents? It's the 21st century, monarchies (and especially ones that are completely useless and have no power) should not exist anymore. From the fact that the Spanish monarchy was put back in power by a fascist dictator and allowed to remain, to the corruption scandals ala Princess Cristina, to the fact that the king's daughters each make a salary of over 100,000 euros a year for just existing while the economy and infrastructure of the country desperately needs investment... it's laughable really.","Yep, people from Madrid and the south love monarchy, go to bullfights every week and take naps every day." +"GO, TRUMP! He may be clueless about everything else, but it seems on foreign policy he's making some sense simply by using common sense that every average schmuck has and saying what's really on everyone's minds instead of what PRspeak politicians typically say due to geopolitics, lobbying, diplomacy etc.","Yeah, Trump is a hero for taking such a bold stand." +Swipe Right!! I have a thing for girls with a big black box face.,Dude that's racist. +"I'm sure our president elect Donald J Trump wouldn't have a problem with this guys words. If he did, that might be grounds for his termination as well, seeing as how president is much more important and he's said much worse things.","Camp is Canadian, or did you just feel like making a Trump comment?" +But what about Janna? She and Tom are *made* for each other!,"No she isn't, Jannaryck for life" +Soros will stop at nothing to hold onto power,But guys the media told me that Soros is really a good guy who is misunderstood +As usual there's a lot of American condemnation of Fidel and his time in power in Cuba...but these people really don't want to hold up the US resume next to his. Castro's a pussycat compared to the US govt. And spare me your love it or leave it nonsense.,Pfft what's a few hundred thousand dead Iraqi civilians here and there? +WTF? This was downvoted? Oh...kay.,Dont you know that you feel your balance with the hands? +My boyfriend's dark humor is just so funny!,Literally every post from that sub is a shitpost. +"White Eyes, Shaman Legendary !!",This guy is a real winner. +"Yeap, it is",I detect +"These idiots realize that Clinton isn't eligible for presidency now that she's conceded, right?",It was a FAKE conceding. +Playing efficiently is what makes the game fun for me.,then your playing wrong +I had nothing better to do,Needs the share button from PS4! +What does the alt-right movement want?,"God, alt-right is such a politically correct term" +ive been there also dude! i was on reduced lunch and many times my mother couldnt pay for my lunch. damn someone is cutting onions in my office!,You going to eat those onions? +That's before he got toasted by trying to shock Mace. I'm almost certain that did a number on his body.,It did leave him less agile for sure +Nanophoenix - After how many completions are people seeing in drop?,Hopefully you've never opened the spirit bloom chest in Vault of Glass... Anyone who opened that chest at any time in the past will never get a Nanophoenix to drop... +"Heavy pilot? Hey crew, I want to join either the AF or Navy through ROTC at UT, work my way through college as a paramedic, do my 4 years, and then go to NASA as a flight commander to the ISS. (minimum 1,000 jet flight hours). My degree is going to be in electronic and software engineering. What do you think? My main question is, is it possible? I can't decide between AF or Navy. The only difference to me is that I like the Navy uniform better. Also, I want to see the world.",i thought this was going to be about weighing 270lbs and trying to fit in a C150 +36 and single. On my way to work. Light me up!,You kinda look like H3H3 with a lot less hair +"How was your first day back? I helped a ton of people with gaping dragon, Capra, and gargoyles. Made a few hundred thousand souls and dropped about 40 sunlight medals to spawn vagrants, what about you?","Ran up the Parish with a sunbro no problem, go up the ladder to summon Solaire, invaded by XxTwInKmAsTeR6969xX, get WOG'd off and uchi'd to death, Dark Souls is a fair and balanced game." +Y'all going to tell me I missed my pellets?,"Bots don't count, they follow different rules than the rest of us..." +All games 2-4 fps after Windows 10 Update (Included list of what I've done so far),Have you checked if computer graphics switched to onboard cpu graphics instead of the graphics card? +Literally apples to orange comparison.,"well, not literally." +"What is something you can take, but not steal?",Criticism +"Well okay, thanks for the spoiler.",A spoiler for what? +"*actually*, it's a shape defined by the EGM96 coefficients.",I'm talkin' reference ellipsoid you're talkin' geoid model but what's a tenth anyway. +"To be fair, if you did not watch the GIANTS during the Phil Simms or LT era and are a moderate fan, there is a good chance you have no idea. Like I started watching the Giants the first season of Tom Coughlin(was 9 at that time) and the only reason I know about BB is because of the NFL channel when they talked about how great LT was. You rarely ever hear the broadcasters now a days even mention BB being a Giant, though they did have that one segment with him going to the giants stadium.","I'm too young to have watched BB coach the Giants, and the only reason I know about it is because I went to the football HOF and saw that he coached along with Bill Parcells." +How is this relevant?,he said recluse and gambino said recluse so obviously he's referring to gambino +Might want to go watch Remorce's stream,"at school right now, unfortunately." +Fire. Helfrich. This team is awful.,Anyone know where Uncle Phil and Rob Mullens are at the moment? +"Did you get the 3.5.3 update? I had to use VPN and fake a Vancouver IP for it to pop up, but it fixed all that stuff",Didn't the newest update state that it improved touch response? +fucking furry *blushes*,What the fuck +"Carrick is replacing Santa, his distribution is better. The real question is, who will replace Carrick,?!","Weigl, duh?" +A quote from the show Archer.,Yeah he fights crime in a team of vigilantes and also teams up occasionally with the flash +Bailey Wright giving 101%,10.1 is 110% not 101% +Ziggler's selling is so contagious that even the ladders are joining in.,Im prepared to give it MoN based solely on this +Plate with Boundary Temperature different on one Side computed in 4.7 seconds,"I have no idea what I'm looking at, but its pretty cool - I'm an engineering student, but i don't think I'm anywhere near being able to do that sort of analysis on Matlab!" +Companies and software projects are ready or preparing for #SegWit,I guess we gotta boycott all of them! +You do realize theres no way you can actually prove how long you've held them right?,yeah probably just another shitpost +Why did Faze not win a single LAN in BO3?,Clayster couldn't stay on the map. +Sharks Dillon and Jones team up to take on Kings Clifford and Toffoli in NHL 17,Dillon wearing an Emarosa shirt? +I don't even care if we get swept. I just want to make it,"I said the same thing when the Jets made it, so worth it" +Wal-Mart's Dallas optical lab loses 91 jobs to automation,This is proof that automation reduces the demand for labour! +"Who would you say is the biggest star currently playing in the OHL? r/OHL is a ghost town, so I figured I would get some opinions here. Looking to go to a game this year and want to plan ahead to see some star power! Who should I try and see?",Olli Juolevi +My gaming buddy/future gamer,So what are his specs? +I thought Kraft was helping them. How did he shatter their hopes and dreams?,Probably played against him +Hey ma! I need your credit card real quick!,Bruh were on the west side u mean bredit bard +Congress loves acronyms.,And regulations +You wanne buy it?,Too late l. Bought them from someone else +But then you have to hike.,"It's the bittersweet glory that is nature... They should just install escalators, it's the 21st century dammit!" +Boedker Hagelin Larkin Cogliano Gaborik Reilly Vatanen Chara Myers Mrazek Jones,This will get you to d4. +As a Bernie supporter who never got over it.,You're being ridiculous. +He looks like lumpy gravy poured into a man suit,Please don't tarnish the good name of gravy by comparing him to it. +"i've got a matco 1/4 that I use for everything I can fit it into. Low enough torque that I don't feel bad using it on undertray bolts and other plastic fasteners, but it's usually strong enough to break some surprisingly big things free.",My favorite is to use them on battery terminals after I'm done cleaning them +Being a millennial is like inheriting a burning house only to be told it's our fault we can't handle the heat.,Quit complaining +"Yes, but did the Mexicans pay for it?","No, the Mimbari did." +Bernie Sanders to propose Outsourcing Prevention Act to keep jobs in US,If passed I'm sure this law would have no negative consequences +"Learned this the hard way on Warhead Junction. Figured I would use the incoming nuke to get myself a nice full charge right before the team fight started... my team was not pleased when I ran to the direct center of the nuke, popped my shield, and died like an idiot. Turned our defense into a 4v5 and lost us the game. The more you know!",lo Did you really ate 45% HP for the lulz? +"To be honest, I think everything was handled privately. Children's just ask him to remove their name and logo from his website.","Takes a scammer to know a scammer, apparently." +"Already over $200 Billion beyond the original $400 Billion budget, and they still don't have it right? Why does this not surprise me? When the government implies a blank check, who wouldn't keep milking it???","Ok then, tell me how many Gen 5 fighters you have helped develop and enlighten everyone on how to do better." +"Those stupid Facebook pictures saying like for a chance to win a Mercedes Benz E class I know grown men with high education that still like and comment on those posts. No one is going to give you a $50,000 cat for liking a Facebook post. Drives me nuts.","Huh, I didn't even know that there were cats that cost $50,000." +"Heh, I've never used LAAM before. But the tomcat never flies without them.","In that case, go for Reaper, or wait for the Razgriz planes to show up." +"Will any of you guys be pulling from this upcoming x2 gacha? Just want to hear you guys plans for this upcoming event. Will it be worth pulling from or should i wait for something else? I have yet to spend orbs on summons since i started this game a few weeks ago. I only have a maxed out 6 star Tobiume, 5 star maxed Frenzy Toshiro and a maxed 5 star orange Orihime so yeah, I'm in desperate need of some more 5 stars.","Any gacha that has a friggin' orange, yes." +masturbaiter,masterbaiter +Need some input about these stains/batches from So Cal...,"Whomever it concerns that commented first on this post, you've been shadowbanned." +Letters threatening genocide against Muslims and praising Trump sent to multiple California mosques,**definitely** sent by trump supporters! +"Every human must have a sign above their head, What does your sign say?",Idiot Sandwhich +They know they done fucked up. So they were probably like we might as well just roll with the satire.,They should also have a 24fps lock for THE most cinematic experience +IGO7s make Statement/Call to Action on JYPE's mistreatment of Jackson Wang,Sasaengs are not fans. +All motor build 1998 Acura Integra GSR - One Take,Will we ever have all motor cars with 9k redlines for less than 30k? +"Wear a Trump hat on a university campus in one of those tolerant blue states.. They'll learn quickly what harassment means. It's one thing to receive an opposing opinion... but entirely another thing to get spit on, shoved or bumped, or have a leg extended in front of you so you trip.","Oh, but that's not harassment, that's fighting fascism." +shouldn't charging with murder be reserved for people who commit murder?,"Apparently you don't know,around hundreds of people have died in queues and suicides due to demonetisation.Actually,any death within 1 km of any bank or ATM is caused by demonetisation.source:Sources" +"Sweet, 2 no sweat captain retraining.",Gonna open 11 more of these and buy a Tirpitz :D +I don't think they're going to cast a woman as Fidel Castro.,"Wow man, you are a part of the problem..." +"Well he is Al Gore, Al Gore isnt normal",But he created the internet! +I would hate to see what happens if for some reason you got locked out of your google account. No longer able to use your own home wifi?,I had Gmails since day 1 and never had an issue with lockouts. +"Luckily most of the UK, outside of Bradford and Birmingham, isn't a middle eastern country.",What the christ are you on about? +"Week 49 - What are you reading? Week 49 is here! To our Americans, I hope you had a lovely Thanksgiving. This week, I've been reading **Fools Fate** by Robin Hobb. I'm really enjoying these books. I've also wrapped up a book on laterial logic. My SO and I finished it over a few dinners and coffee dates, which was nice. My reading is slowing down considerably and I expect it to halt this week. My focus will be on a Japanese test I have coming up. What are you reading?",**How to Ruin Everything** by George Watsky **The Nightingale** by Kristin Hannah +He shouldn't have messed with the bus driver I guess...,...and now he understands why it is important to have good manners. +"Intelligence surveillance reconnaissance, but I can't help you out with getting that sweet contractor job. Let me do some research for you.",thee bigger problem is finding a company willing to pay for that clearance +"I'd gladly pay more taxes if the rich were paying far more as well, with increasingly progressive taxation, and the government were creating a social safety net, with access to education, healthcare, and strong wages, as well as some kind of better wage protection or disability protection if things go wrong for me. I don't expect I'll ever have to use much of it, but know its there is worth the peace of mind of a small middle class tax hike, if necessary. Especially if it creates a stronger middle class, which I believe it does. I don't want to pay more taxes to increase the wealth divide in our country or while we continue to gut the social safety net. Not so hard to tell the difference, really.",Someone's sounding awfully like a communist. +"Borderlands 2: Keyboard+Mouse or Controller? Tomorrow I will start playing the game with a friend. I usually avoid using controller in FPS games, but I see that many people do it. So, what would you recommend?",Buy a Steam Controller so you're using both at the same time +Is that a Kustom Talon on a jury-rigged mount??,The federal government provides the best equipment. +"My Favourite Quote: You're Strong, Right? Well, I ain't no numbskull! I don't pick fights with people I can't beat! Just go on ahead! 10/10 IGN",I'm mad annoyed that my team just got destroyed. +If you see Gul'dan at low health draining a minion... If you see Gul'dan at low health and he's draining a minions health... DON'T KILL THAT GODDAMN MINION. I AM TRYING TO LIVE. I'M NOT DRAINING THE MINION TO PUSH THE WAVE OR FOR FUN. I AM CLINGING ONTO LIFE BY A THREAD AND I'M TRYING TO REVIVE MYSELF BUT NAH YOU CAN'T CONTROL YOUR AUTO ATTACKS sigh,Well I am last hit master +TIL that a University of Essex study concluded that no woman is totally straight.,Well now.... +"Capital Punishment. I understand the arguments against it, but also just can't help but feel that there are a certain class of crimes for which it's justified.",My only objection is that it costs significantly more to go through the death penalty process than to just house them in prison for life. +She supports it because otherwise Bill would get bored.,"Underrated comment right here, folks." +Dark Souls 3 was the first game I liked that much in the series and I didn't understand stat scaling and one time I told my friend that I was sad because I couldn't use a certain weapon due to the class I chose. I was such a naive little kid all those months ago. Now I've beaten the game 3 times and each time I soloed Nameless King. I'm a big boy now.,"You may be a big boy, but you're a man once you've got the platinum trophies for Bloodborne and the greatest DLC of all time, The Old Hunters, and you solo Orphan of Kos (or some say Kosm)." +The US government is already quietly backing out of its promise to phase out private prisons,Private prisons is part of Trump's plan to make America great again. +This is so ass backwards. Why don't they use social media data to fight the insane amount of gun violence in the inner city?,Because that is all the polices fault! +Women are incapable of love. The closest thing to love is getting tingles from a muscular alpha Chad,"Well shit i guess you are right, having a vagine fucks up your concept of love" +Dude. Self pity is the same as self seeking. Not feeling sorry for yourself = feeling good and putting effort into personal relationships,"Oh its an idiot normie, you cant find them at all these days" +for what,The same shitty PI they called against us earlier. +You still can.,But it's finnish'd. +"Gus should just shut AR down at this point. There's no point in playing AR1 anymore if you're playing fair. The game isn't stable, or enjoyable for anyone playing legitimately. It would be much better for the community if Gus shuts down the game before people absolutely just give up on it and its future. Give the script kiddies a lesson. Shut it down. Take their candy away, like the little babies they are.","He won't do it, he wants money." +"Its Kurns, stupid!",No it's not! +"seriously, what the hell is this and why is this here?","a mid range DSLR stills lens IMOHO, I think we need more unboxing videos of rental equipment" +Or the pizza just wasn't big enough?,*something something real LPT in the comments* +A cool pic from a rainy day,How big are your wheels? +Kirigiri in Pokemon Sun and Moon!,wow i've never seen this before +"You still need flocked scooby, cool display though",Or replace that scooby with the flocked one +you're bad,Kys ur bad (90 pts) +It's sad that an OT win against a mediocre ND team is his legacy game. That says it all.,Hey but he beat a Baylor team with a WR playing QB for a half! +I honestly hope you are being sarcastic...,I read it laughing so I'm assuming so +Messi Goal against Espanyol (4-1),Jesus! +op said insignificant,Your point? +Yeah like I don't even have to look to notice a massive pickup with a trailer in my rear view mirrors and no way is that 12 foot machine all in a blind spot,Unless they are secretly advertising a car with more blind spots than any other? +"Cuba is a beautiful, natural, awesome and fun place we Canadians love to go to. Please don't Americanize it with a McDonalds on every corner.",Good Job .... Propping up a brutal Dictatorship with your Vacation money. +Could just end up with older kids swindling away a younger kids good 'mons.,Brings me back to Pokemon TCG many years ago... +Dog traumatized by abuse is caressed for the first time,aaaaaaand that's why executions are still a thing in parts of the world. +help me get the joke please.,Jesus didn't actually do a card trick but it would've been humorous if he did... +"yes, obviously. He was also comparing it to a 4 mana card.","Yes, a 4 mana card that also has 2 more attack than senjin, and doesn't see play." +"The 1940's: Where real men taught their sons useful skills, like underwater anaconda wrestling",Looks more like losing to an anaconda and having to be tagged out by your buddy. +My dad in Northern Montana 1989,He looks quite at home out there. +Which is why he only relented when the human lady ran to him distressed and told him it was his mother while cradling his bloodied body.,Yeah if only Superman had told him that he had a mother! +Fuck!,FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU +"I wouldn't be upset if we got a similar trade value to Jimmy Graham. I have never 100% been sold on Cooks. That said, I don't dislike him. I would love to keep him. I do however think his talents are being wasted with us, because Drew doesn't sling it like Stafford or Roethlisberger. I also believe we can get another speedster that's more make a man miss.",Every bit of this is exactly what I think. +"MHA tables Bill to collect iris images from S'poreans, PRs",I just watched Minority Report. +"As of now, it's democrat, and it has been predicted to be democrat for the majority of the time since June.",I've been checking fivethirtyeight a couple weeks now and just before the first debate it had Ohio and Florida in the red +UG,Bullet King is calling. +He looked great all day. Move Britt to LT.,I don't think we watched the same game... Unless you forget the +And here's hoping 2017 will be even warmer!,"Oh, it will be, it will be...." +"When the alt right sends their people, they're not sending their best. They're sending people who have lots of problems, and they're forcing the American public to deal with the ramifications. They're bringing the Neo-Nazis. They're bringing misogyny. They're crazy.","Kind of like when Mexico sends their people, they're not sending their best?" +^ this needs to be higher,Are you trying to be meta? +"Perhaps we could take some of the billions from DEFENSE and put that towards education instead, eh?",But what about the terrosists +(Sanity Sunday) Minorities can still be capable of oppressing other minorities,Women are my favorite minority. +Wrap it up! Babies are expensive and STDs can hurt.,I'm gay +Judging by his reactions he just moves pieces randomly and has no idea his opponent has trapped him,I'm thinking he's more of a mobile strike/ game of war pay 2 win mobile game type player. +"Damn that's rough. Unpopular opinion but I think Garbrandt is a pretty nice, down to earth guy. He's just dumb as a box of rocks.",Tbh I think most of the haters have been popping up ever since he got the title shot over Dillashaw. +How could i be mad after this?,"Ok I'm pissed because red velvet is just chocolate and I hate too much chocolate ,other fuclers s ajahshnsnsjs" +FBI backs CIA view that Russia intervened to help Trump win election,Where can I find a sub for completely non civil discussion? +Point me in the right direction CYBER MONDAY! I have been looking a bit but coming up pretty dry... anyone have any articles? websites? suggestion? for any black friday/ cyber monday deals going on in the vape world. =) thanks for all the help guys!,r/electronic_cigarette +The person who changed your life forever?,"Walker, Texas Ranger." +Who is the most overrated player on your team?,Derek Carr +Shot the back of his head. Thats cold.,I-cy what you did there +Yeah I couldn't remember if it was W3aken or Weak3n.,Its a reference to his chat btw when someone says weaken +He's not bad at all but he's not great. I can't name you a single amazing Tyler Breeze match and I really like the guy.,"Fatal 4 way with Breeze, Kidd, Neville, and Sami is the only one that I can think of." +Post your Championship memes and GIFS!,PLEASE I NEED MORE AMMUNITION +Or Mac users.,Aren't they included in the first group? +"I don't know if you're aware, if you are - I don't mean to sound patronising But you can go out-of-sync sometimes (aka de-sync). The command /oos will correct it. You can set the command to an auto hot key for a temporary solution",I haven't heard of that command but if it's temporary is there a permanent solution or just wait on GGG to try fixes? +"Dominus GT, Titanium White Almas, Titanium White Lowriders, Forest Green Tunicas Lightning Wheels, Offers",Two C2 crates for the Tunicas? +Inability to follow instructions,"Oops, forgot the" +"you start doing crossplaying once you do, your inner 'trap' will be unleashed.",Im too ugly for that lol +"Why don't you... im an ass guy as well.. have you seen a nice ass twerking w no clothes on? I mean.. there are definitely sexier ways to dance, if twerking can even be considered a dance, but if she can do that w her hips/ass.. whew.","Yeah, nothing says sexy like watching fat ripple" +"At this rate, I will not be surprised if Puppey assassinated JFK, masterminded Jews, Armenia, and Yugoslavia genocide, drafted Trump's speech, and smashed aeroplanes onto WTC.",I think he was the one who ~~broke~~ kicked USSR. +We've converted you! Mission complete!,"Nah, I like Satmar much more." +New pre-order from TI - UNG-12 SEMI-AUTO Mag-Fed Tactical Bullpup Shotgun,"Prohibited in *3, 2, 1...*" +"Thinking about getting into CW Knife trading. What should I look for? What is important when trading CW Knives, Float? Webs?",You should look for another skin to trade +"Eternal Dragon So my friend plaincycles by tapping two lands and discarding eternal dragon. However, he says he can still cycle while eternal dragon is in the graveyard. That's totally cheating right.","if he's paying 5WW to cycle it, he's not cheating." +"You should be able to make a zoo. so donkey guard, spider guard, harambe guard, worm guard, turtle guard etc. The more, the better.",You forgot Koala and Octopus guards +"Miriam poured her life for public service like Pres. Duterte, says grieving husband","A trapo, even in death." +I know. My mind is blown.,*gestures with hand* +Congratulations: you understand our electoral process better than our President elect,Well he did need to copy off his wife's ballot. +Maybe. Who would Mercedes replace Lewis with that would be as talented? Or at least a 1/2 step behind Nico?,Has anyone been in touch with Max Verstappen? +"I'm working on a personal brand, what are your thoughts on this logo?",Add a tiny handle between the two I's +Trump supporter in PA tells Indian man that things are different now and I don't want you sitting next to me -- you people. Then he calls the Indian a sand n**ger and a f*cking Muslim before hitting him (unprovoked) four or five more times in the face with his elbows and fists.,Another False Flag Liberal Hoax funded by Soros? +Spotify Year in Music not available this year? Was last year a one time event?,Last year it came on December 6th iirc +And people wonder why the UK voted to leave the EU.,That's racist! +"I don't know, and I'm no doctor but if it works I'd keep using it mate.",How very useful. +Red Light Runner Causes Accident in LA,Mommy are we going the Harry Potter exhibition? +Why you gotta chase bro? Louey_T42,"i'm not even salty, amazing job!" +"South Lake Tahoe, California",No chains? +"The individuals and groups fighting against the recounts know that the MI and PA recounts would not be finished by the Dec 13th deadline, leading to MI and PA being disenfranchised in the electoral college vote. They are fighting to prevent the voters in MI and PA from being silenced.",Good joke +Tbf I'm pretty sure ATGMs didn't exist in the 1950s. Still any of the IS tanks would demolish a Tiger and that's ignoring an Mi-4 with anti-tank rockets or the numbers of new RPGs.,Well the French SS.10 came around in 1955. +"Whoops sorry thought it was on Ontario, boy is my face red","Ontario is trying out a pilot program for UBI in 2017, so you're not far off; I think PEI skipped the whole 'pilot' thing because they literally only have about 200,000 people and a ton of them are on some sort of government assistance since the collapse of the fishing industry." +"Use control groups, or make illusions, and just press tab with hero selected and you'll go hero-illusion-illusion-illusion-hero","I just tried the tab with hero selected and it sent my hero as well, same thing happened using a control group :l" +If Lewis loses all his lives then I'm opening the chance cubes,you could open them in the Nether +"152 crore unearthed, 2 Karnataka officials suspended",An apt kannada saying for this: 'chaape kelage nuggidre rangoli kelage nugtheeni ' +Panthers fire Gerard Gallant,Merry Christmas! +Oh damn,Because you only have 28/32 +"Call me crazy, but I think this is more on Bevell than Cable. We know (especially by the third quarter) who this line is. You have to adjust the Playbook accordingly. Call fast developing passes, ffs. You have Doug Baldwin, Tyler Lockett, and Jimmy Graham for Christ's sake;attack the middle. Call some fucking slant plays for once.","But, but, but passes to the flats always work out so well for us" +M16 was always God Tier...,AW says otherwise. +"Trying to create drama, never change reddit!",You mean you didn't realise it was Alonso that forced Ron out over sponsorship issues? +Increasing the Min Wage accelerates that process.,But they can buy smart phones and tvs on Black Friday in the meantime so who cares? +"Will a non-playoff team have two wins over playoff teams this year? In the first two years of the playoff, no non-playoff team has recorded more than one win in total against the four playoff teams. This year, the current slate of playoff candidates (which I define at top 10 teams with a game left, plus Ohio State) offers three potential opportunities for such a feat: Michigan: Wins over Colorado, Penn State Pitt: Wins over Clemson, Penn State Ohio State: Wins over Wisconsin, Oklahoma Who has the best chance to see two teams they beat go to the playoff? What needs to happen for each of these pairs to make the playoff? Is there an outside chance of a team sitting at home, watching two teams it beat play for a national title?",Best 4 loss team in the country. +low carb But puts a fuckton of butter in it. what do.,No carbs in butter my friend. +The swag is palpable,He got FLAB Fat Lard Ass Bastage +"Alex Smith on games played yesterday, 1-0","winning is such an irrelevant stat, though." +So which countries have Russia invaded? Or do we just look at the reactions of other countries as proof that Russia is advancing on all fronts? Remember the pre-emptive strikes of the Bush era and how that all worked out? We're looking at the new arms industry advertising campaign.,Were you born yesterday? +"Amy Shumer. Also, fuck Amy Shumer.",I swear every time she talks about her vagina I lose it guys. +"You forgot Che. Everyone had a Che poster in college. Man was a murderer, plain and simple.","Eh, he only killed a few nuns, I'm sure those nuns had it coming." +"I heard late 2017, early 2018. Not like NJ needs another mall that's closed on Sundays...",But it's got a water park! +I would love to see a Mr. Mime. It's the last of the regionals that I haven't seen yet.,My favorite part of acquiring it was taking over the Big Ben gym and dropping a Tauros in there shortly after. +"What is wrong with World Quest chest rewards? As an 856 Fire mage, I am still getting 810 gear drops from my daily chest. I can only benefit from this if I disenchant it, even then I'm not getting the materials I need for my good enchants. Are these chests glitched? Are they not scaling with item level like everything else is in this expac?","Reversely, I never hear people complain when they open a legendary item(ilvl 895) and it's 50 points ABOVE their ilvl." +I started lifting at 14. I wish I had started earlier.,"But you will become shorter than you are already, what will people say?" +My boyfriend's sister asked me if she should drink cold or hot water to burn calories... *eye roll*,Drink two cold water bottles after each 5k. +"Just got a new $600 multifunction bench at work yesterday, great for holding 2x4s",That's a decent saw but the thumb safety button is really annoying after a while... +"Bitcoin in, virtual card out instantly via chrome extension. Anonymous throwaway cards with bitcoin",What is the maximum amount i can load on it? +Give him a break. He only tells half truths because the other half of the time he falls asleep.,or are the fact checkers falling asleep while listening? +"I was pretty impressed until they listed the guys arrest from 20 years ago, but went to no details about the officers disciplinary records.",But cops can do no wrong +Didn't he say good ones?,He said LCS level +Capitalism basically means without rulers.,Guys this is pretty much anarcho-capitalism +"Nothing really compares to a rain day with my dogs, trees and portal 2.",They look like good dogs +Reports now say there was no gun. Just a machete and weaponized vehicle.,"We need to ban assault vehicles, pronto." +WHATS YOUR FAVORITE UNIT? All units before zenia omni,Ark +Does anyone wish that Google Assistant could be easily accessed by typing and not only relying on voice? I understand why voice assistant is so important but there are tons of situations where it'd be awkward for me to talk out loud or where I'm expected to be silent. I'd still like to access Google Assistant in those situations though. I understand you can kind of do this through Google Allo but it's slower to go through the app and doesn't make much sense. I can't be the only one that would prefer texting baked into Google Assistant,"typical google to have search/assistant not integrated on launch, I am expecting within a few months they will be one thing, or they will come out with a third app that will do it, probably called asst text search or some such silly" +Just taking my morning stroll when...,nsfw gee thank god you told me I would have been caught if you didn't say it +"You pay a deposit of $100 if you order the part, you have to return your valance to get the credit back.",But why would you have to return your original valance if youre buying a new one? +These are from July! Don't worry this was basically our only interaction.,So... you're saying you can bang now? +No one impeaches a president who wins this much.,By wins do you mean receives fewer votes than his opponent? +"Oh look he won a lottery, maybe I will too! No, you'll become homeless","But, homeless in Hawaii." +Doesn't the fella at the back look similar??? Guess who???,Thomas the dank engine? +"PGT (L 8-4) vs Cubs: Hey Kershaw, about the Dodgers not relying on you....... can we take that back? pls Kershaw",It's fun hearing DodgerTalk absolutely blast the lack of baserunning tonight.... sadface. +I'm sick of this crap guys,"I know making a video was overkill, but it was just to make it easier for you guys to see and for SD to see." +"I tripped and listened to Jimi Hendrix a few days ago and thought man I wish I lived in the 60's. You know, hippies and all that. Maybe the 60's were fucked tho, I don't know.",The 60's seems like a pretty great time for social change but watching all those young hippies grow up to become bankers and stock brokers who voted for Reagan must have been painful for a lot of genuine radicals alive in that time. +I had a partial hysterectomy and told him several times I couldn't have sex for a while. Does not compute,He's a GUY Jesus Christ don't you get it? +Our map services are currently unavailable.. is exactly what it says on their website. Now how did I read that because the website is not shut down.,You are literally too stupid to argue with. +TIL Millions of rickrolls has only earned Rick Astley $12,I'd be more interested to learn how much Google/YouTube has made off of it. +"Do they exist? The men that find generous natural pubic hair a turn on, or are they a wife's tale?",This is so simple to answer: google porn hairy. +yup but that carriage would have been freezing! feel bad for those people it's at least 55 mins between Ayr and Glasgow never mind going all the way to Edinburgh in that state of a train.,"Don't need a dodgy window for freezing, just climb on at 5:30 in the morning with a carriage with no heating." +Write every Reddit comment like it will get forwarded to your CEO.,censor everything you ever say *just in case* +Zfa you must be near me!,"Look out the window, I'm in that tree." +"Hey babe, your tits are huge, can I smash my dick between them? -actual pickup line I have been subjected to by someone I had literally never seen before in my life.",pics or it didn't happen +Is anyone else sick of this?,But most straight gamers don't care about your sexuality! +"if they discovered uranium in your backyard, you might not be so cavalier. tailings are radioactive dust is radioactive on site enrichment is hazardous and extremely energy & water intensive. ground water tables are polluted with radioactive elements runoff is polluted with radioactive elements and its only going to get worse as deposits produce less and less yield over time.","Alright then keep mining/burning coal I guess, good luck." +She has multiple lines. Which specifically?,I copied the link to include the time at which I'm refrencing +"As an old person, what compels you to talk about yourself during tertiary education or a college lecture?","Well, as a mother..." +Intentional feeding.,Intentionally feeding +You realize that the speeches are just legalized bribery right? They don't actually care what you have to say for 15 minutes.,Oh no this changes everything id never accept millions in legal money. +"woah, woah, guys calm down and look under his arm. The guy clearly knows first-aid and is just here to help.",Those zip-ties bandoliered on his back are for securing splints +"And the ignorant, poorly educated blue collar citizen? Eat shit and choke on it.",^Making their point^ +At first closet but then!,"Parent here.....thats not a shitty battle station, thats a dream!" +I mentioned that a bunch of times in regards to Farah V Ennis haha,Of course you would Robbie lover +the ranking changes does actually occur immediately. You can easily go check the ladder right now and see im still in exactly the same position.,maybe Tico has ascended to a point where his general skills are so legendary that even the legend of total war cant take his ranking away xd +"So, this is why Ithink scaling should not be implemented in all zones. As the title suggest I would not like zones like elwynn or feralas or hellfire peninsula to be scaled to our level, there are some reasons behind this form of thinking but the main one is fantasy and overall feeling of the game. Hogger was an amazing boss, which created amazing feelings for anyone involve because he felt like your first powerful enemy and someone your level 10 Paladin would struggle with. Since then our characters have only gotten stronger and going back and fighting Hogger on the same ground would feel a little off. While it does have positive implications like reviving old zones, it would not feel correct to go back and quest or level on Tanaris helping Goblins when we have slayed dragons, gods and leyends.",But it's perfectly fine to kill wolves in the next XPac as they are obviously much more powerful then archimonde +Food Network is rebooting Iron Chef! Announced online and on Alton's instagram. I wasn't sure where to post this but I am beyond excited! Easily my favorite cooking competition show.,So glad to see they decided to make a new and fresh program. +"I hope it passes. Not that I support open carry, but it will scare the liberals from out of state (such as Cucklifornians or Massholes) to LEAVE and save our traffic!!!!!",You left out the +What is the darkest work of fiction ever made?,inb4 the holocaust +2 books that sold a combined 4.6 million. Even if he receives a paltry $2/book. That number is now $9m. That'll buy you a few nice homes. Also 8 years at $400k/year is another $3.2m.,Yes but Obongo is POOR! +"Except that she has no mobility, which is much easier to punish than a champ with a dash like Lucian. Her Q poke is more on her opponent to mess up and missposition rather than her getting a good angle. Ult is strong but it roots her and cannot be reajusted after cast.",A+ to you good sir. +"I'd heard about it, but seeing it is so much worse. That little mmHMM he says to himself after tossing it, like Let's see them argue with THAT! Wow.",Genius at work clearly. +Josh Norman says Dez Bryant is no Odell Beckham Jr.,but dez bryant and the cowboys are 10-1 +But you're not on that airplane. You're telling *other* people to take that risk when you don't have to.,"Like I said, it's a risk I'd be willing to take and I don't hold others to higher standards than I hold myself." +"I'm just saying in general, states like California teach them both in some districts and it just pushes my buttons that we are sacrificing a solid education for many kids for the sake of making a small minority feel better. its a general comment on the topic","Not familiar with California, but bilingual education can help kids from falling behind in math and science by teaching those subjects in their native language while they learn English." +The force is strong with this rogue one. Insert Star wars puns here... ;-) x,Looks like you've purchased ... a rogue onesie ... I'll see myself out. +It's funny because there have been stories of Republicans passing laws against 'Sharia Law' but don't ever mention anything about the Christianity-based laws in place.,"You don't understand, Murica is a Christian nation founded on Jesus!" +"I've always assumed it's the tunnels in origins that lead to the crazy place. I see why it's assumed to be buried though, and it might be right. All other areas in revelations hold some significance with the O4. Buried does not, which is why I assume that it isn't.",What about Nacht? +are you neighbors with yourself?,I too am confused. +nnnnnnnnnnnnnngh squeeze done!,Did you just put a racial slur in your title? +"9x Pro Bowler, 3x first-team all-pro, 3x second-team all-pro, defensive ROY, 2000s All-Decade team, fifth most sacks all time, second most forced fumbles all time, 9 seasons of double digit sacks, second most interceptions all time as a lineman, 3rd most passes defended as a lineman, second most blocked kicks all time, and is the only player with 100+ sacks and 10 INTs. Nothing about him is not HOF worthy.",no rings +Better get started! We have a lot of people to insult!,Sounds like something a cuck would say! +It isn't a board.. it is just a meeting where ~~board members~~ meeting attendees who are trusted performance evaluators review information from your duty history that is and isn't included in the strict list of criterion that can be used to rate people and then group-think assign you a ~~score~~ metric that goes on your EPR.,I don't have my TS to view this doc-comment +What the hitbox,Might want to invest in some FPS +"unpopular opinion, i know. This sub is complete trash, the mods suck, buckled under pressure. This sub is COMPLETE fucking TRASH now.. it was cringe before, but now its so damn bad.. I've never subscribed to a sub before, to go back and unsubscribe later on.. Thanks MODS for ruining this place. STUNT ON THESE HOES... LUL.. idiots","Thanks for your constructive feedback, with the information provided, I will turn this sub around!" +I dunno... Samantha Bee and Lin-Manuel Miranda?,Ugh I love Samantha Bee +Putin brings China's Great Firewall to Russia in cybersecurity pact,Such a great leader! +Seriously IGN? Like bringing two RPG's to a knife fight.,I guess IGN (and a lot of console peasants with them) is still oblivious to the fact these kind of setups are not representative for the large majority of PC gamers? +"How have they not fixed this yet. It's one of the most annoying and obtrusive quirks, and it's somehow persisted for 3 or 4 major iOS updates.","If they get rid of it, how will 60 year old Mom know she hit the volume button?" +to all known laws of aviation,There is no way +"Pope Francis calls inequality the greatest evil that exists in the world and responds to his red-baiting critics: If anything, it is the communists who think like Christians.",Why does the pope hate identity politics? +"reddit, a bastion of free speech.",Guess someone brought up some wrong think on one of the main subs so they nuked it. +Wth is aquiline,Basically a hooked nose (a nose with a bump) +Super rich people hurting poor people for profit. Yay America.,dont worry it'll trickle down one day so people can afford those rising prices +It seems moving is the only option for those of us with lifetime healthcare issues.,Did you ever consider not being sick? +She had to laugh because of the implication.,Tasty treats! +"trumps the biggest fucking dumbass, cant believe almost half the nation voted for this bigot","Considering 45% of American's didn't vote, it's more like a quarter of the nation that voted for him" +Megyn Kelly Is losing her time slot on fox. #DontMessWithTrump,Praise KEK +3 Months? thats like 90 days? Nothing ever happens in 90 days.,I understand that reference. +Well that's how it's done in Europe and people in general are happy about it.,"that's soshilism tho, george washington would be spinning in his grave if he heard you talk like this" +"As a Cuban with relatives who escaped during the revolution and relatives still living in Cuba who we keep communications up with, Reddit's anti-capitalist community made themselves look absolutely stupid over the last few days.",How am I supposed to correct you if I don't refute your claims? +Oh so there's the racist,You dropped your +"Rogue does not need to get stronger in Arena. It's a high-skill class, but has always been top-tier. You don't buff the top-tier, ideally.",Surely giving a boost to a 5/1 with Stealth is going to make Rogue even better in Arena! +So this poster was put up in a nearby school...,Because no one ever dropped out of school and lived a productive life... +Our white blood cells attacking a parasite.,Curious as to whats the black blob on the top right... +You should see what's done in cricket.,Don't you understand... They caught it bare handed! +When Widowmaker hits you so hard you end up seeing stars,Widow x young DiCaprio +A little funny that the best he could come up with was to insult you for using words more complex than the average school kid's vocabulary.,I swear its like he had no comprehension skills: it's sad that there are still loyal Hello Games stooges like you around it's funny that he says this after I explicitly stated I hadn't even played the game haha +The Lottery is still a waste of money,It's a tax on people who are bad at math. +"Can you myopic dummies stop arguing about whether it is or isn't right to burn the flag, and *focus* on the fact that Trump isn't even president yet, and he has already begun to compose a list of forbidden expressions of opinion that will cause people to LOSE THEIR CITIZENSHIP?",Sounds like a great way to lower unemployment +Minority? I'm sure the vast majority of Americans didn't donate money for the recount.,Look the important thing is they found a way to feel better than everyone else. +Weird how we have to keep repeating religion of peace after each horrific Islamist attack. At what point do we just admit that there's something rotten with that ideology?,I remember very clearly when the Brits used to say that about Catholics back during the Troubles... interesting. +2 Los Angeles County Deputies Get Prison After Jail Beating Of Mentally Ill Inmate,They only got a fine for beating a mentally competent inmate. +The Latest on the Pennsylvania Vote Recount Effort,That sock puppet for the Clinton campaign sure has some good points. +What are you using it for? Each brand has some specific reliability concerns.,Mainly a daily driver but to haul medium sized materials for various projects around my house. +Because insurance companies can't pass off the top 1% of people with severe health needs anymore. They have to insure them at a reasonable cost and can't drop a family from an employer's insurance plan.,Just don't get sick and you'll have a fair deal then! +"It's not that hard. You stand on your feet for 8 hours, you either run register or make the food or some combo there of. I worked at a KFC about 18 years ago for a chunk of time when I needed cash. Was the job fun? Not really, but it's a job that requires literally next to no training and you can be replaced quite easily.","Ah yes, you worked at KFC 18 years ago so you know damn well the plight of the Detroit workers" +"Not my party. Not my bill. Not my world view. Hillary sponsoring a bad bill doesn't affect my ability to criticize Trump for his terrible position. My credibility isn't linked to everything Hillary Clinton has done in her career. I agree with your analysis of Dems, their political game has been awful.","Yeah, but Hillary." +North Carolina Gun Group Raffles AR-15 Rifle With A Picture Of Hillary Clinton,ITT pearl clutching by people who have no problem with burning Trump effigies. +Are...are you two Eskimo brothers?,Check the EBDB Taco +what a horrible thing to say,I'm sure the millions of Iraqi and American families that were torn apart by the Iraq war feel the same way... +Not sure if this is 100% true either but did you know that Steve Buscemi volunteered to be a firefighter on 9/11?,No way that sounds true. +"I remember when this guy started out with a crappy Kylo Ren lightsaber. It was very small and didn't glow, just the red plastic ones. He used it like the guys who tell airplanes where to go. I haven't been back home in a while so it's great to see this guy threw in some kicks and force throws which makes his routine way cooler than when he started out. Plus those lightsabers look fucking awesome.",The glowing part is an effect added to the video. +Who is she,...Kendall Woods +Well or the kardashians,"As a Turk, sorry for Kardashians." +"You guys are going to be so disappointed. There's no amount of talent you can throw at a Chip Kelly coached team and have it turn into a dominant defense. Just isn't going to happen. You're either going to win by scoring fucking points or you're going to lose. Still up for Garrett at #2 if he slips, but you guys longing for the return of defense dominant football are shit outa luck.",I had no idea Harbaugh is a defensive specialist! +"People who don't break down your cardboard, what do you do with all your extra time?",Laugh at the suckers who break down theirs. +"The victim, silly! This is Reddit, after all.",She should be flattered! +"Exactly, that's actually a pretty big advantage of the batmobile. I can't tell you how many times I thought I was going to beat someone to the ball only to have them beat me by a mile because I couldn't judge how far they were due to a very difficult-to-see boost trail.",It's the pay-to-win-mobile again! +yet more nerfs to bio...why oh why.,Marines don't die fast enough +The person is smart. People are dumb... Wise words from Agent K.,"I know that vaccines cause autism, duh." +R.I.P 750ti. You served me well.,Now navigate to your Amazon Orders page and initiate the return. +TFW your phone has a better screen then my Chromebook.,Chromebook Master Race! +New still from Wonder Woman,T H I C C +The Witcher 3 with guns would be great though,I didn't like the Witcher 3 +Xyp9x is hardly the best player on astralis. He is very poor mans zonic.,yeah I meant xyp9x +Who the...,...fuck is... +"Welcome fellow Sydneysider. Make sure you check out an awesome pub called Frankies, it's close to Martin Place train station. It's open every day, they serve awesome craft beers on tap, pizzas by the slice, pinball machines, and they have live music from 9pm. I recommend you to stay close to either Central Station, or Kings Cross station. Both have a plethora of options in terms of Backpackers.",Just get him to work there so you can get a discount. +Made a Matt Ryan wallpaper!,Boob job looks great. +It was so bizarre. Like he could have told her I killed your puppy and she would look at him and smile like he was flirting with her.,RIP Frankie +The_Donald told me that Trump was more libertarian than the libertarian candidate.,"Don't ya know, he's gonna get dem SJWs!" +Decided to spice up my 940-1. CF clip and Anodized screws.,"That's cool, so where's the clip?" +TWINE - ROADHOG,holy shit what the fuck wow +"Just watch the 2012 WCF. To me, that was the best sample truly showing what Harden could become.",Too bad he couldn't do it for one more round +Another game taken away from the citizens who pay extra taxes to have 8 home games a year as the NFL uses the money saved by tax breaks and publicly funded stadiums to rent stadium locations and security in another country.,I'm sure the Donald will have something to say about that when he's in the White House +That's a difference between Europe and US/Australia my friend:),"I thought it meant the next DLC operators were going to be 70,000 renown to unlock." +18 months... to crack the ciphers haha,maybe the MOTD cypher will hold all the information needed +Exactly this. White nationalists look at Israel's apartheid policies as a model to strive towards.,Absolutely. +Go for a jog. Now you're a jogger. Jog every day. Enjoy your newfound health.,You fat shaming shitlord. +Atheist Injury Cards? You know how some faiths have those injuries cards and if you're in an accident then the responders can look at the card tell what you believe. So is there a card like that for atheism or do I have to make my own crude one.,"If you're going to leave notes for EMT, I'd suggest your blood type and allergies are more important than your opinions." +"Klopp, Milner and Buvac reaction when Woodburn scored",meanwhile krawietz looks cool as fuck +Beartooth - In between,Back when 'tooth was actually good +luv u bb <3,now kith ^^did ^^i ^^do ^^it ^^right? +I SHIP IT. We all know Velma was gay as hell.,Downvoted for I ship it +Armenian students protest in University in California,Yeah because Ataturk was the cause behind the war with armenians +.. it never has never been a secret.,"I wasn't being coy, I just honestly didn't know enough to confirm if you were right or not." +"NHL 17 Booster Pack Giveaway PS4 This is a giveaway for four players- two 88's, and two 87's. Giordano Pacioretty Van Riemsdyk Kesler BUT WAIT! If you comment now, we'll throw in TWO FREE PLAYERS, FREE! Kuznetsov Barrie That's six players for the price of none! And that's not all! Ok no that's all. I'm tired, I'm high, comment ANYTHING to enter. Confess to murder, come out of the closet, idgaf. Just have fun. See you boys in the morning. GO!",I'd like em +My friend's bday tomorrow so I drew him this. Btw map is ghost fort and his name is gamerjellyfish,Who names their kid gamerjellyfish? +#RACE CASINO,"How can Fox be a white race casino, when the Native Americans own all the casinos?" +"Lol, good one! Essentially your exosuit is already a limited bag of holding with the ridiculous amount of shit it can hold!","It does hold a lot, but remember, ships stacks are much larger than suit stacks!" +Can someone post Maker breaking Birdman's ankles? Wtf lol and he made the shot too.,Couldn't believe it. +Abandoned Places I'm looking to explore some abandoned places in the area and wanted to see if anyone had suggestions of places they have checked out. Anywhere that isn't private property or has low police surveillance would be ideal.,Have you tried Jimmy Smith park? +Cool map! Just can't believe you went with the Iron Horse IPA label instead of Irish Death (just happens to be one of my favorites out there),This is a popular opinion lol +Word on the grapevine is Mike I am an ogre Pence will be down in New Orleans to campaign for Campbell's opponent this coming week. Anyone we can get to try from our side to endorse Campbell?,Bernie Sanders? +WAKE UP,GNWNGJFLFNNFNF MAKEUP IWEIEWHGFSEHSIUSH KEYS UPON THE TABLE EWHUEFAFAFHUHFUAFUH CREATE ANOTHER FABLE +Shots fired!,harpoons* +"I still think that was a pretty dangerous thing to do... knocking someone's head against a rock could cause concussion at best, brain hemorrhage at worst.",the host actually had microinjectors in their fingers with a dose of tranquilizers specifically for MiB's weight and physical status +Doug Pederson on the defensive performance.,"This feels a hell of a lot like the Chip Kelly era and I don't like it...Awesome one week, inexplicably terrible the next..." +"Thanks. I'll test out Will-O-Wisp for Disable. Like u/guywithnolife suggested, I'll test out Araquanid in the 6th slot to deal with trick room. If I think I really need intimidate, maybe Gyarados in the sixth slot?",Taunt gyarados could help with your TR woes +"Yup, I know it's not perfect but it's a fix that completely prevents the gamma hacking. Now you have to weigh the consequences of using a light source and game play is legitimately different from day to night.",nice +Harden is a really bad choice imo.,Why do you say that? +"No idea how the system down there works, would Gowdy be able to get time with him under oath potentially? Based dog man. I took some stuff and can't remember what dog he is.",The House Oversight committee could subpoena him. +How would you know? Maybe his grades are slipping and listening to music about being a thug and selling drugs could affect you. I mean look at a lot of the black youth today,You forgot the +Only Rs 500? Our laws really need to be updated with regard to fines. If I'm not mistaken even for the worst crimes and for conviction etc. bail amounts are only in tens of thousands or a few lakhs.,Is it really a crime if you give a publicity hungry egomaniac some free publicity though? +American leftists are always like The US needs to be more like Canada. Then I remember Canada enforces their immigration laws and you must show ID to vote They stump themselves for us.,They probably meant Australia... those guys are totally laid back about immigration. +"Lap dance at strip club Has anyone got more than a hover lap dance at a calgary strip club? At boudiour rouge, there is a private room. Can you get a real lap dance in there, or is it still a hover dance? Provide your real experiences please.",But the Loonie toss is a-ok! +all food team: glen rice steph curry jeremy lamb oj mayo darvin ham,Morris Almond +The time that Stephanie McMahon tweeted that humanitarian efforts and charity were the new form of good marketing.,"While it was stupid for an executive to post, it's pretty true." +Such an excellent gun to learn fundamentals on.,"Ammo is expensive, so you pay attention and make it count!" +*Abstain*. Only in the butt until ready to procreate. If that counts as abstaining.,quoting doug stanhope: take one in the fanny; save money on a nanny. +Individually he is also on a better edge than evryone. CR7 the beast.,not dribbles +fathers usually get custody when they seek it.,Fathers who think they can get custody and have the financial resources to hire good lawyers that also think they can get custody seek it? +This is a text post.,This is a comment on a text post. +"Yeah, she used an Ali quote.",Ali ruined boxing with his WWE shit! +"Just wanted to try this game out on my Mac but there is no sound... Help anyone? I checked normal options and it should be working. My system sound is working, just not the game. Help is appreciated",Did you try the mute button? +Still a mindless killing drone and a shell of his former self.,Bunn is killing it on Uncanny! +"Oh, for fuck's sake. This shit is poison. My facebook feed is full of people who are like Fidel Castro was a great leader who will be missed and the same people are like Trump hates the gays! Meanwhile, in reality, Trump is the first republican president in history to be pro gay marriage, and Fidel Castro had gay men thrown in prison. But, ya know, facts n shit. Seriously, I dislike Trump, but because of the fucking explosion of outrage and hyperbole from the left over his presidential victory I've been finding myself defending him way more often than I'd like to. Anyone else in this position? Just curious.",B-b-but he held the flag upside down +Lucasfilm Confirms No Rogue Two,"Oh man, I wanted to see a sequel with a new Rogue squad whose story parallel's Rogue One but from a different point of view." +"Before adding additional Kurasks with the slayer-only area can we please nerf the limpwurt root drops? They have crashed so hard in price. They used to be a nice addition to farm runs - now not even worth the time. Most importantly, they were once one of the few ways F2P players could save for a bond.",Would be aids getting them in dmm though. +BLM public figure Shaun King announces that he will be joining The Young Turks for regular commentary. Just when you thought 2016 couldn't get any more retarded,"Somewhere, Sargon is giggling uncontrollably." +Why not just post it you big ole dufus.,Cause Niantic has people spying dont want to advertise it too much or else you know what they do to things that work better than their own game. +"I could see them running Tammy Duckworth, for the Veteran aspect. It's been since Bush 1 since we had anyone with any real military service.",You saying combatting orders to report for duty doesn't count as real service? +We can't buy him back until the summer.,What are all these reports about having 14 weeks left to buy him? +Brown kripp going the way of normal kripp Look out for havoc's upcoming hearthstone streams!,Except right now Kripp is back :o +"Tom and Ben, Ben and Tom! Almost as good as Tom and Jerry! Its Ben and Tom","Think of it this way: It's Tom from Tom and Jerry, and Ben from Ben and Jerry's" +What do I do with a dead pet?,I'd ask someone I know with a property if it could be buried there. +"At least LGBT youths can be excused for not knowing better! It's their world now, and young people will have to deal with the life-long consequences of this administration, especially the Cabinet, many of whom seem plucked right out of the 13th C.",Mmmmm way to make kids feel comfortable here despite their political beliefs +*at least .500 Don't give Texans more credit than they deserve.,Got me. +DAE hating racists makes you the *real* racist?,They probably didn't kill as many people as ~~history~~ the allied propaganda claims anyway. +All of EVE's little quirks can be explained away with: * Nanites * Jovians * Legacy code,Legacy code? +Telling me I can't do something because of the color of my skin? Now whose the racist.,Yeah you're being so discriminated against by this post! +"It doesn't beat 4, 3 and even 1.","But that's just your opinion, many people thought it was better than 1,3 and 4." +"What do you think is the best skill move in the game this year? In 15 it was probably the body feint, and 16 probably the stop and turn. I know skill moves were kind of nerfed compared to the last couple years, but what would you say is your favorite this year? I think it comes down to the roulette and normal spin for me.","In FIFA 16 I used the ball roll and roulette, in this one I legit use none, probably holding me back from being a better player, but I'm happy with gold 1-2 and D1-D2" +the Batmen have arrived!,"Been an hour since the last pic of this same 4 batman pops was posted, I was starting to worry." +honestly this entire sub is just trash in general and constantly draws shitty paradigms.,Gotta get that comment out quick while the karma is hot. +Congress drops plans to make women register for the draft,Progress is women being able to kill in the name of empire +"On His Way Out the Door, Obama Suggests Marijuana Should Be Legal",Thanks Obama +"Just to clarify, I DID NOT POST THIS",This actually hit me in the feels +Its an incredibly common thing unfortunately. Everything from stupid internet laws to Obamacare to gun control is getting passed using children for the appeal to emotion factor.,But we have to pass these laws to protect children from the psychotic guns running around killing people all by themselves! +"well, they did win the war, so it's just fair that they get to name it ......",hey you dropped this +HDR added to Xb1 Elder Scrolls Online today,Is a good game added to Elder Scrolls Online? +"Did you ever see the bonsaikitten website? Haha, the outrage and horror. I'm pretty sure a petition went around against it.","I know that site is fake, but I knew some people into those stubby legged cats that have weird folded ears and it always makes me think of that." +"40,000 Square Foot Solar Array Added On Top of RSR!",Perhaps they'll throw some on the Guardians of the Galaxy building since it would fit the theme of random stuff on the building. +You can watch programs from 72 hours before..... this takes away my need for a dvr plus you get free movies for $35,Well are they free or $35 MAKE UP YOUR MIND AT&T +The United States leads the world for most space rocket launches in 2016 for the first time since the 1990s.,Strange I wouldn't have thought there'd be a record for most rocket launches in 2016 back in the 90s. +Overcensorship.,"Joke's on you, it's already an issue." +"T_D is the most egregious subreddit on this site and everyone knows it. There's no real logical reason not to deal with them individually, because no matter what they will lash out and call everyone a cuck. If they want to be treated civilly, they need to start acting civilly.","Yes, because reddit as a community has always been known for its civility." +Year 2 Roadmap,Is there going to be dancing at the end of the game? +because that's super effective.,"Sorry, guess I forgot to add the" +"Do my words offend you poooor pooor boy? :((( again, if you are here to start a fight go away",Stop it both of you. +"If someone is about to type u mean wears the plants xD I'll see myself out, fuck off.",U mean wears the plants xD I'll see myself out +I don't like chocolate. it's a thing.,// raises pitchfork We don't like people who are different +I wouldn't know. Apparently i have white privilege,"Most people aren't privileged enough to know they have privileges, you better check your privilege." +Should have made them gray to match the cops cars.,So clever. +[citation needed],See his comments regarding Gaza war. +Its a bakery.,"Well, that explains things." +"Learned how to drive a bike in Thailand. I can't imagine not being able to do this. This is every stop light in this country - just split your way to the top. Every bike does it, nobody cares.","Also, California." +"I'd scoop Hopkins for now and look to scoop up Bailey next week. If you miss him, you'll be able to get by just fine streaming until another opportunity opens up.","If they start Romo, do you think that will affect Bailey?" +What's your favorite YouTube comment of all time?,first +We have the youngest team in the bundesliga,finally we have an excuse for our performance +you want raiders to quit your game? this is how you get raiders to quit your game.,"Yes, all the hardcore raiders are here for the story!" +Or just vote early.,Quit trying to use logic where it clearly doesn't apply. +No Russian,god i loved that misson +One man's rubbish is another man's treasure,I've seen this too many times +"I have a GTX 1070, 4690K, and 16 GB of RAM. My game is very playable at over 60 FPS with everything at Ultra, except shadows at Very High.",did you overclock your gpu or cpu at all? +"9/11 was an inside job, get over it.","Girls are funny, get over it." +Please quantify this so its at least possible to prove you wrong.,It would get a 75 with potential for better if they print more jade golem cards in other sets. +"Can I ash weed into my houseplant? Wondering if ashing weed into a money plant is bad for it. I only ash weed in there, ash cigs outside. Thanks",Up vote because also curious +Zebrew,Arch nemesis: the croconazi +How do you got untradeable gems?,Make gems from untradeable items/items that have that 1-week-until-tradeable thing going on. +Low key bachelor party My buddy is getting married (he's 35) for the first time. We would like for him to have a good night out. No strip clubs or night clubs. Are there any other good places too go to have a good time and enjoy food and drinks.,What type of bars does your buddy usually go for? +Ok sounds good,Palossand looks nice! +Would it be possible for him to steal someone's advantage they get along with immunity? So say David wins next immunity and also an advantage or extra time in the next challenge that goes along with that win...could he steal that?,"Unless it's classified as a reward, no." +The Stein campaign will continue to seek a recount in Pennsylvania through attempts in other counties and a statewide recount petition that will be heard by the Commonwealth Court in Harrisburg on Monday.,Until she runs out of money. +"Can you flip the order? Young chance looking up to himself now, while he's also looking down (back) on where he came from.","That's what I was gonna say, it would be cool if it was him looking up at him looking down on himself." +Kanye West released from hospital,Here's an original joke for you: BITCH IM BACK OUT MY COMA +Who's second?,its a meme so based on the people involved in the meme Voy or Scarra +5 fucking bench points. And people are going to start talking about how Thibs plays our starters too much. Fuck basketball.,Maybe its because hes playing the starters too much +Is it wrong that I feel that my wife should cook for me and keep the house clean if she doesn't have a career outside of the home?,"If you were to ask her what she contributes to the household and/or marriage, what would her answer be?" +You ask for better defense! We give you better defense,Bro that's basket interference this is terrible defense +"My 2 cents on Toonfest being exended As far as I'm concerned, Toonfest really begins when the prizes start releasing. There's no point in Toonfest if there are no prizes to buy, so with that being said, Toonfest should remain a bit longer than just a week. It's not the players' fault that the development took so long",or just make toonfest a permanent feature +"This card is meant to provide the strong splash damage of a Wizard, the hit speed of a Musketeer, and the hitpoints of an Ice Wizard... at the cost of hurting ALL of your towers (Arena & Crown) with the damage of a Hog Rider attack each time you deploy it. It's very strong and cheap to deploy, but that self-damage to your towers would add up and could hurt you a lot. Each of his attacks leech 1/6 of his life back to him.","If it hurts all your towers, will it activate your King Tower?" +Para sa bayan,Hindi tayo magmumukhang Singapore niyan pag mga taong yan ang nasunod. +Ftfy harambe,That isn't even remotely funny +My dad works for 343 and I think he told me that he has once or twice Source: my dad works for 343,And my Dad works at nintendo +What are you tired of hearing people shit all over?,The Star Wars prequels. +"How about a new AW tileset based around the destroyed relays? I know the general consensus is AW still needs a lot of work (controls especially) so that should probably get some attention first but the current environments could still use some variety. Either faction could be present, lore-wise, they would be there scavenging whatever Tenno tech they can find in the debris. On a side note, I seem to remember DE saying (a good while ago) that the relays might be rebuilt someday but I can't find the devstream. Am I just imagining that?",An issue with this is that each version of the game has different Relays that are active or destroyed. +i did all the steps like you told. question is is it normal when i type the command remove atc wakeup & terminal just take it as done but didnt show me anything? like at first it was showing me no command found.,"The first time you run it you won't get any output, but if you run it again it will say that the service is not loaded." +"This has been posted over and over again, and they swear up and down that they were both completely sober in this video.","No way bro, no one ever has fun when they're not on drugs" +Those twitter responses are pretty dumb. Guess they better move to San Jose or Las Vegas. Jesus.,Yeah for real we all know this means they're finally going to move to Mexico City +In Australia there are trucks with 110 wheels called road trains,King Gizzard's song Road Train makes a lot more sense now +"7w-3l, 1700 placement. Finished just over 2k last season....",Flair checks out +Try pouring it in your engine mate,Ok smart arse. +I had this happen to me when I had to reinstall Windows not too long ago. I ended up having to go through the game's folder and create a shortcut to the right icon directly through the folder for each game thats icon wasn't showing up.,"Some games have different shortcut icons there than through steam, though I guess this is a good middle until I find a proper fix thanks" +I made my first character look like a war-scarred veteran of linking the flame ~~even if this is my first souls game~~,I'm pretty sure a war-scarred veteran of linking the flame would be a pile of ash +"It was on my throwaway, and yep!","Breaking site rules, classy" +Fricking neanderthals,"Yeah, how dare they fight back against their oppressors." +"You mean like every poll that shows Trump losing? But go ahead, have a blast with your brigaded online ones. Those mean a lot, you know.",Which polls? +concern troll.,"Right, we can never have problems with a candidate, we must toe the line and worship them." +"What upset me was that there were people pointing this out literally while it was happening, and they got down voted to oblivion by the mob. It was really disgusting and made me sort of wish a lot of the ragers who frequently talked about leaving would actually do so.","They don't need to leave anymore, they found their_safespace." +With Android you manually choose what the app has access to,iOS also has this. +"28 year old male vet, also only a cell phone, also voting Hillary",Thank you for your service +Hajime Isayama drew Jorah Mormont from Game of Thrones,"Of course he likes Game of Thrones, who would have guessed!" +We should just rename the Matador,Or Campadoor +"lol, the world has learned fuck all from the holocaust....",What holocaust? +Mirror for non US?,"it good that comedy central stops us non Americans from seeing content on their site... oh the power non Americans could have with this, especially because we'd get it from another source other then themselves!" +The current meta for new or misinformed players. Primary - iron banner pulse or vender roll palindrome Secondary - 1000 yard stare archtype sniper or matador Nobody uses anything else. Please explain why a buff to primarys would be so bad.,"You forgot the grasp of malok and the eaysluna, how is this not diversity?" +"I guess Sweden has to take in a whole lot of more refugees then, I guess the current government would love that. Open borders is the only humane way according to our politicians.",Yeah why don't we just kill them? +Maybe the school can teach them to spell are.,"What a great contribution to this discussion, thank you" +Are you allergic to bee stings too?,"You'd think so but no, just everything else" +"Basically KT Rolster 2016 if that was possible. Dandy and score are pretty similar and with dade's form, probably the same as fly.",the difference is that dade can actually carry with a lead fly was just an enabler +Imaqtpie with the monsterplay at Flexqueue,Wouldnt really call it a monsterplay.. More like INSANE play +Ok,Me too thanks +"It's illegal to intimidate voters, in case you were wondering",Tell that to the DNC who is funding agitators to start fights at Trump rallies. +"Flavors for e-cigs include products marketed as tasting like Sweet Tarts, Hawaiian Punch, Kool-Aid, Gummi Bears and Froot Loops, said Cliff Douglas of the American Cancer Society Tobacco Control Center. It doesn't get much more blatant, Douglas said. It's quite clearly targeted at kids.",Says the guy that never vaped in his life. +They're so small but they're also the perfect size for a guilt free snack.,The guilt comes when you buy the french fries to accompany the Frosty. +RED DEAD REDEMPTION II - FALL 2017,Next year... I saw that coming and yet I'm still sad +"Brady is actually really rusty and we lose by two TDs, one from a pick six.",keep going +same as tuscan is a revamp of CPL_MILL,not really b/c both versions of mirage were by the same guy and it wasn't to get around map exclusivity issues. +Father and son,inb4 this becomes the new office humor for the rest of their career +What should happen to Boss Records? (STRAWPOLL),k +Overwatch is shit.,Catapults are better siege weapons than trebuchets +"Don't forget, when the butcher shop boys first go to adjust her settings, they discover someone's already been there.","QA turned her aggression up, then Elsie messed with her then the butcher Boyz, then maeve herself." +"That ramp car is going to be annoying I want it, I'm going to buy it. But a lot of other people will be too. I just now thought of how annoying that's going to be, trying to drive around in another car while there's a wedge racing after me trying to shove itself up my ass.",Any word on price yet? +Something something unleash the power of free markets something Pinochet,"That was spreading freedom to Chile, didn't you know?" +SLI Fail!,What cards +Why did CD Project Red leave out male genitals? I have wondered this since the nude bathhouse mission. Why not let Geralt walk around with his third sword swinging around. It would have been cool to see instead of him in a pair of boxers.,*Projekt +Hmmm 25c3?,Nah not interested in crates :/ +There definitely needs to be a custom Mobiglass that has a built-in version of the Multi-Tool's laser cutter...,Honestly if CIG doesn't sell actual watches modeled after mobiGlas they will be missing out on revenue. +"Quick Questions Ask and answer any quick questions you have about Pathfinder, rules, setting, characters, anything you don't want to make a separate thread for!","Would someone direct me to a better source than the SRD where I can find out more about wayangs, in particular more about the Dissolution?" +Bigly,Bingly +Ok now do that for my account. Thanks bbygurl.,"Gladly, all i need is your acct info and social security number." +"Yeah I feel the vast majority of reddit has never been married. I think her problem today was I hadn't brought it up before and she had a knee jerk reaction. She wasn't that upset, just couldn't stand the thought of me being mostly naked in front of a bunch of other women. But she did say I could work as a stripper at the gay bar so I don't know lol.",Straight women go to gay bars... +"If you had to describe your favorite movie/tv show/game with a quote from it, what is your quote?",... like tears in rain +Redskins fans are #3 in attendance this year. HAIL!,40% of those are visiting team fans. +We've consulted with our design team and they've informed us that this increased chance was intended for the first 24 hours to promote the new mechanics of Mean Streets of Gadgetzan.,Wouldn't surprise me at all. +So do cars irl.,"Yea, too many times have I seen cars crabwalk randomly on the streets." +"$500K Taxpayer-Funded Subsidy Directly Benefits Google, Tech Giants",But that money goes to help poor people! +I have a female Love ball and a male Moon ball. Can you direct me to what set would be optimal with it?,Female love ball is fine by the way +Boston Celtics guard Marcus Smart receives a warning from the league for violating anti-flopping rule.,I guess he's not wicked Smart +The longer the better,Gin's new zanpaktou is pretty sweet. +Yeah the only other card I could find with PS/DD is milestone trumaine,"LTD Willie Brown, LTD Sean Smith, Milestones Revis (FB) and Milestones Johnson are the only CBs with DD and PS" +???!!///!??///??//?/?!?/?!/!/?/!!/?/?!/?/!/?/!//?????////?????///?//??/?/?///////?????!!!!;!:!:/!:!/!/!:!/?????//// Translation: We should actually devise a way to turn this into a secret language for our use here.,You mean morse code? +"Made-to-penetrate, gotta love it.",That's not real rape +I heard you only get on the list for box logo drop if you can do a backflip on command,*cue rocky montage +Sounds good,Sounds good FIFY +What year were you born in by saying what happened that year?,George W. Bush was elected. +well... they should regardless,But monies dont grow on trees you pleb +"BRB, going to start a religion based on Stranger in a Strange Land. There will be psychic powers and orgies.",Sign me up. +Drawing of Sebastian Vettel's Ferrari using ball point pen.,did you record the time-lapse video? +Buzz Aldrin evacuated from south pole after becoming ill.,"Oh come on, obviously it's because the earth is flat and he got too close to the ice wall and nobody wants that evidence out." +"I love that kind of story personally, so it worked well for me. Tales of wilderness survival are often bleak and also some of my favorites.",Avatar was great +Well technically that was my first PC and I didn't build it but it sure makes me appreciate the build I have now!,"Haha yeah, my grandfather got me my 1st 1 GB drive at considerable expense (I think it was like a grand) for my 1st Pentium lol We have come a long way..." +"I'm from EU, but I'm in Korea for my study. The level is the same between diam 1 and bronze 5. If you're Diamond 4 in NA you'll be diamond 5-4 in EU or KR. The Koreans, tho, have better mechanics overall, better CS, the support roam a lot (I'm an ADC main and sometimes the support roams lvl 3 and never come back except for warding, so bot lane become a 1 vs 1). Except that, there is no difference : they don't group, get catch everywhere, chase singed ...",You always need to vhase that singed for the juicy kill :O +"Yeah, it's a scam but it's not a drink cyanide cult so I don't see any government intervention happening.",Trump will fix it his first day.... +"Not sure if this is allowed here, but you guys are my people, you know? Guys. Depression has taken me down the rabbit hole and I'm currently dankrupt, smoking has been the only thing helping me. I haven't been this bad since high school and honestly it scares me. Someone smoke it up for me, and leave me some things that will help keep my mind off of wanting to die? I'm only 20 I know there has to be more to life than this.",Do you game? +But she will also be remembered as the actual winner. Al Gore isn't really thought of as a loser. He's the guy they should have been president. Hillary will be remembered as having received 3 million more votes than the president.,And the 2016 World Series was really a tie because both teams scored the same number of runs. +No. Kylo Ren will return to being Ben Solo in episode VIII.,I really hope so. +"My brother is a member. They are saying they think Brohm is the first choice, I do not think they have said anything is set in stone",Thanks Kravitz +Woman creates fake Facebook profile and sends herself threatening messages to try and frame her ex-boyfriend. He was arrested four times before an investigation revealed the truth.,I'm sure his sentencing would have been just as light as hers. +YO SOY QB,QUATROBACK FIESTA +A Trump Surrogate: 'There's No Such Thing as Facts',I didn't realize it was the trumpers who were all feelz before realz. +Braves acquire Jaime Garcia,heh heh heh +"Steve Bruce or Alan Pardew then? I like Allardyce but what a muppet, can't imagine he'll get a Prem job anytime soon either.",He'll get a premier league job in 10 months when this has mostly blown over and a team need help with a relegation battle +Possibly a buyout issue? Cincy fans are saying Tubs' buyout drops after Dec 7th.,Tubs did Pearl Harbor? +"will we receive it in bond form, or in actual membership form?","automatically credited, no way they will give it in bond form because we all know some people will exploit it." +Haha. I live in an Airstream camper and since I got Touch controllers a few weeks ago I've punched my ceiling a hundred times. I love my little trailer but it isn't room scale friendly at all.,"Holy shit, you're dedicated." +Also think our defense needs to improve for playoff consistency. We won the first two rounds last year due to stellar defense more than anything else,"No, it was definitely because of DeRozan and Lowry's stellar offense" +"What is it about this gif that's making people like you come out of the wood work? It's a cute gif, these kids seem like they have a good relationship. Can't you complain about the social justice warrior boogeyman elsewhere?",Can't expect a nice post without some asshole trying to spread his political bias anymore. +All illegal votes,California is manufacturing all the ballots it can. +Rhyno Gores the f*ck out of Chris Jericho - Destroys Smackdown Set,That's a tiny gif +"But if she can't even beat Trump, I highly doubt she could beat anyone else short of literal Adolf fucking Hitler.",I feel like if this Election was Clinton vs Hitler then America still would have voted for Hitler as a protest Clinton vote. +I play both as well (more so console lately) but I'm not sure QP is a fair analogy. It's a bs mode where 90% of the people go just to practice a hero to get better with them which with the exception of a couple most really don't need practicing with.,"I agree that quick play is generally not taken seriously, but pc quick play has more reasonable comps than ps4 comps." +"It uses Unity as the rendering engine, which isn't exactly the most lightweight one available, and might account for a large percentage of CPU/GPU usage, which together with constant GPS turn the power usage up very fast. If the player is also charging the battery while playing, overheating might be guaranteed, and lower battery life will follow. It's more about the game using all the expensive resources on your phone than doing scary, shady stuff on the background.",Makes sense. +How does one upvote more than once?,"You're on KIA, you're already doing it more than once, sock." +I'm not saying it wasn't wrong but that was far more common 50 years ago so i get annoyed by these articles that look back on it like some calamity,"It can't be a calamity if it was common, amiright?" +"wait, what ? are you fucking serious ? damn my bad thats fucking awesome.","Except Helmets & Class items, I forgot that part." +"IF WE TALK ABOUT HOW I DONT REALLY WANT TO DATE YOU PLEASE DO NOT ASK ME OUT AGAIN. IF I SAID NO THE FIRST FIVE TIMES, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THE NEXT WILL BE ANY DIFFERENT?",6th time is the charm +"That other guy that also had a gun arm, like Barret, from ff7.","Dyne, and I agree" +Can we stop this Kojima circle jerk? Why do people act like what happened was such a horrible thing? Get fucking over it.,Yeah spending 6 months in a room alone on an entire floor not being able to talk to your team while you develop one of the biggest games of all time really isn't that bad. +I would rather have never seen this,I don't think anyone saw it because of the shitty cameraman. +"Virginia schools ban 'To Kill a Mockingbird,' 'Huckleberry Finn' for racial slurs","If we don't talk about it, then it didn't happen" +Winter EDC bag layout pic request,Why a laptop charger? +"Kiko Alonso is quietly on pace for 131 tackles, 6 FRs, 6 PBUs and 3 interceptions as well as starting every game so far. He's had 2 ACL injuries in the past 2 years.",Chip was definitely a terrible GM. +"I'm just talking about how this game has things like no content, online only DRM, and microtransactions in a paid to play game. Gamers apparently hate this stuff but because it's blizzard it's ok. If OW gets to win GOTY, then Battlefront, Simcity 2013, and Roller Coaster Tycoon Mobile deserve GOTY.","Sure because microtransactions is always the same in any game.. I got all the skins and cosmetics (which is literally all of those microtransactions and doesn't affect gameplay) I wanted by just playing the game, I get all the new maps, heroes for free.. Also funny that you say it does nothing special when it was the game which made a dead genre popular again" +Al McInnis did it with wood.,How does having a bonner help McInnis? +u/Latinopidgeon is that your home?,"yes fucking triggered because I got placed bronze in overwatch ~~not my fault, fucking retarded kids that dont' capture the hill when I get a team wipe~~ ~~noticed I actually gained points for a loss because I was carrying so hard~~ so I'm gonna sit here and fucking shit on people." +"Don't play WL qualification Don't play WL qualification if you already qualified for WL. Let some weak player to get qualified, its 1 easy win for 40 strong players. Then you need just another 17 wins :) (Just my thought)",But i will reach the final and let the guy win cause im a good guy! +Lol well I'm trying to get that emmit. Just need that sb win now. I remember playing you,Are you in all madden? +"a teenager without helmet, no mirrors and high speed",WATCH FOR MOTORCYCLES +Response to I don't have the time to workout ?,Call their ISP and shut off their internet +My couch to my computer so I can find a stream. Can someone remind me again why I decided I didn't need cable?,"You don't need cable, but an OTA antenna comes in handy during football season." +"When the first photos of the phone came out I thought it was the most retarded piece of shit I had ever seen, I had no idea why Google would have partnered with HTC to work on aesthetic. Having owned it since launch I can say that the phone is gorgeous, snappy and the best I've owned yet. I had the 6p prior as well as about 40 other smartphones since 2011.",Same exact feeling I had/now have! +ugh shut up,This right there is a solid adult answer based in fact..... +It's almost as if you shouldn't be a business owner if you can't overcome obstacles like employees needing time to take care of a child,Spoken like a true employee :^) +"That's a nice looking blunt, being first attempt. What blunt wrap did you use?","Gray white owls, they were a bit delicate, I'd like to try swishers next." +"A group protest took place in Brisbane today, trying to save the reef.",But Pauline Hanson said there is no problem with the reef... +"My printer won't work, can you fix it?",You can't fix stupid. +Posting on Reddit give me more stress than my final exams. I always try not to come over as an idiot.,That sounds stupid. +"Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, First of Her Name, the Unburt, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons.",Who dat? +Thin ice: be cold all the time to lose weight!,Can the myth of losing weight by being cold just die already? +And neo with a lilbit of a wallbang to end the round,yeah let me stop my well thought out explanation of where Faze is mentally as a team when they are being dominated like this to break up the point and say the round that was over a minute ago ended with a freak wallbang. +Do you actually know what the weapons in csgo are? I said G3 not SG.,how is a sniper rifle that fires 2 bullets per second nearly identical to an assault rifle that fires 6+ bullets per second? +Try breaking your arms instead,"I am not familiar with this, what is the reference?" +Why is nobody speaking about the 5th member of TMNT?,Still waiting for the Flankoa meta... +Nope nope nope nope,EW +Ok this is getting ridiculous. (Breitbart),Professional victims. +"Quick, look up. If you were fast, you saw the joke blasting miles above you.",that was nice! +"No, these are all hyperbolic positions. Even the middle.",You're just a fucking white male +Who gives a shit about the source for this story? This isn't fake news,Real news with a Russian spin. +Powerful Cover,the american dream +"They are international, and the only viable option for me at this moment.",You'll have to spam the network with your high fees then. +Self-driving race cars?,;) That would be nice. +The Walking Dead Hits a Four-Year Ratings Low,"No way, it's such a great show, better with every season!" +True pain is having your comment reposted and it earns more karma than yours.,"Dormammu, I've come to bargain." +"A bit late, but my tribute video to Gerrard's career if you've got 2-3 minutes to spare :)",So I should play it at double speed? +It's a really basic propaganda technique and it works well on Reddit. This thread is definitely being seeded by astroturfers and then morons are doing the rest of the work. The fact that Russia hasn't been leaked is completely irrelevant to this information.,Intelligent Westerners like me aren't stupid like Russians and Chinese to fall for propaganda. +"He didn't take your post out of context because he had the same meaning with or without the gruesome details. He is a logical person that can distance himself from his emotions, and understand there are more factors at play for a man's actions.",I'm sure he would feel emotionless if it was his family due to his superiour logic. +"I'm so passionate about Psychopass. Every time I talk about anime, Psychopass usually comes up. It's one of the first anime I discovered for myself and I hold it very dear. I recommended it to everyone who would listen to me.",Not passionate enough to get the spelling right even once in two tries. +"My roommate's PS4 was stolen the other night, he now wants a PC. So sometime the other night, it appears my housemate's PS4 was stolen at a party he was at in one of the dorms. I had told him not to bring it, as laptops and phones tend to go missing at these kinds of parties, but he ensured me that it would be fine. It wasn't. Turns out, someone decided to make off with it while he was sleeping, or so he told me. My friend was baked out of his mind (I could smell it on him), so there is no telling who stole his console or when. I think he is just lucky his credit card info wasn't saved to the system, but he still plans to go to the campus police (at my behest). In the meantime, I just got done talking with him about it, and he is considering buying a PC. Finally, after nearly two years of trying to convince him to build his own desktop, the loss of his console has convinced him to join the master race. He has been on the fence for some time, but now he sounds like he really wants to go through with it, and he wants me to help him build it. His family is rich so I assume they give him lots of allowance, or he has a lot in savings, because he wants to get a high end build with an i7 and a 1080 (I can't say I'm not a little jealous). I can't say why this is what it took to make him want a PC, though maybe if I get him a big enough case he can't carry it with him all over the damn place and it won't get stolen. TL;DR Steal your friends console, he'll want a PC",If he is just going to use it for gaming try and convince him to get a 6600k instead and put the saved money towards other parts. +The 3rd is already fulfilled. According to some models we've already reached the point of no return.,"Well, might as well put the gas to the medal right?" +Disapproving of something doesn't make you a bigot. The only bigot in this thread is the OP who thinks it's okay to bully and insult someone for disagreeing with them.,"Yes, pointing out bigotry is the real bigotry." +Sharia law and tribalism,I'll take your word for it +"When I booted my PC today, nothing happened. What do I do?",well if that doesn't work then throw it away and buy a Mac! +When will the Bitcoin blockchain reach 1TB?,When the Bitcoin blockchain reaches 1TB = end of bitcoin. +maybe you guys should play higher skill cap champions,You droppped your +I am grateful for every victim who comes forward against their abuser. Came across this powerful quote in the book I am currently reading (Sex Offender Massacre). I am grateful for every victim who comes forward against their abuser. It takes real courage and strength to make sure the creep who hurt you doesn't hurt anyone else. Justice requires bravery and there are millions of brave people in this world who have had to do that. Every one of them is a saint for doing their part to make this world a better place. Every single one of them deserves your thanks and prayers. Powerful words from an unexpected place that I hope resonates with some of you.,"It does, thank you!" +"Run % StrSplit(A_AhkPath,.)[1] .chm There is help file located in autohotkey installation folder. Also available by running any script that will have default trayicon (so just file with `#Persistent` will work), right-clicking on said tray icon and selecting Help position from menu.",Also if you're using SciTE4AutoHotkey you can hit F1 and it'll boot up the same documentation. +"MNET Asia Music Awards (December 2, 2016)",Timbaland looks SOOO happy to be there +Whats the reddit gang sign?!,i only know of the passphrase and thats 5/7 perfect score +is it cheaper to mystery gift to eachother? side question: in my gifting shop theres a mystery gift 2x legendary and worlds skin chances does cost more?,"No, it costs the same, it's just that every time there's a pentakill or baron steal at Worlds, the chance of gifting a legendary/worlds skin is doubled for the rest of the stage." +Finally finished my longtime dream Hog Gun - until I get my stamps...,Whats the OAL? +Anyone who dislikes the Zac is an ANTISEMITE.,So labour. +"O Brother, Where Art Though?",He R-U-N-N-O-F-T +You should take a day off and just look trough the urban dictionary my man,I can't think of a less valid use of my time. +That graph starting at 50 is pretty misleading IMO,"Not misleading, just plain stupid" +I've never had accounts on any sites this thing tells me I was pwnd on. Wtf?,it's just collecting emails +Someone sent me this as facts about the destructive gay lifestyle? BS?,I love that they make a clear point that homosexuals are more likely to die in a car accident... Because homosexuality and car accidents are ***clearly*** related. +Obama Is About To Let 18 More Terrorists Out Of Guantanamo Bay,Spiteful and treasonous. +This is truly insane.,I'm thinking she got dropped on her head a lot as a young lass. +"Fantastic! You are a racist if: You are nice to everyone, including minorities, you never do anything racist or mean to any minorities, you go out of your way to help people, including minorities, but you don't believe in liberal ideals. i.e. you are a racist if you aren't a liberal. Being racist isn't about how you treat or act towards people. It's about politics.",I just can't believe Ellen is a Nazi! +"Winter Classic Anyone else tired of seeing the Blackhawks or any Original 6 team in the classic? Get some new teams already, tired how the the league favors O6 teams!","Yeah guys, don't you want to see the Panthers vs Hurricanes?" +"Tanning I can just imagine David Attenborough giving commentary. In an effort to attract the attention of the opposite sex, the females risk skin cancer by laying in artificial sun beds to intentionally burn their own skin, this causes their skin to produce melatonin which results in an overall darker complexion.",I love reading things in David Attenborough's voice diff --git a/chunk74.csv b/chunk74.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..04bf1a7550849ace9d99ef33116f1efa9f1edcc9 --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk74.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1667 @@ +Input,Output +I'll say. Don't they have the Interwebs in Illinois?,They need to ban that too! +"I imagine they're the 40% who are going to vote for him no matter what, so they don't care.","Or its people who *aren't* going to vote for him no matter what, so they don't care." +Wheres the new parking deck going to go?,Parking is soooooo 20th-century. +What's a movie coder?,Doing programming for movies... +Baywatch: Russia,I want this to be a thing +What 30$ looks in Venezuela's Currency.,"Nice, what form of government do they have there, I am thinking that we bring that to the good old US!" +"The Game Awards got a copyright claim and now there is no audio throughout the whole video, even though it's the 3rd on trending",Glad to see people care more about your font than what you're reporting to us. +lol and his pro pic too if that's actually him lmaoo,Zoom zoom +That's not funny. Poor guy probably broke his neck,"Play stupid games, win stupid prizes" +Europeans somehow have their hand in everything that gets fucked,Or at least they're always convenient scapegoats. +How To Build A Robot with Lisa Winter,"That was great, I never realized that it was that simple" +Toy Chica Questioning Remake,When people think Bonnie x Toy Chica is canon +So an 18 year old isn't an adult now?,Hey you can join the US military as a 17 year old an learn everything about getting fucked. +McHooMcHoo!,"Great, now all I can see is Ronald as an owl." +"Thank you, why the fuck are we watching this on some shitty 3rd party at 720p",Because he's watching it on his superior xbox one. +Guess How Many Sectors We Have Reached ...,And not a single one of them is a user of this sub +Using a GPS on your phone is like the real life version of a video game with a mini map,r/Outside +Anyone who has met her leaves with the knowledge that she is a bitch. Source: I've met her.,My grandma had a friend who works as secret service during the Clinton administration and said everyone in the White House swore she was a lesbian. +"As a Texan who had to turn on the AC in the car for all of last week, i am infinitely jealous. The trees and the lake are breathtaking, and the snow! The REAL snow!!",This week is pretty nice though.. +probs meant abortion,Nothing wrong with a bit delayed abortion +"This is why I love the idea of burning confederate flags. It riles up the same people, but they cannot justify their anger about it.",DON'T BURN THAT FLAG IT REPRESENTS MY CULTURAL HERITAGE +Connecticut?,"Also common in west PA, it's infuriating." +didnt you get the memo? only MLS is growing everyone else is stagnant,"Yeah, that's exactly what I was saying" +"From Ashes, you mean? Also, I don't like the idea of Leviathan, so I'm okay with it not being in my game.",No but when you're ending is a color tuner on an ancient crt... I'll take psychic space squids and a retarded ai. +This is some mobile game shit...come on,Assassins fucking creed every goddamn mission +"No...that's them in heaven, OP.","No, that's them in Havana" +I think the primary benefit is sleeping with hot girls. Everything else seems awful.,"Yeah, that Mercedes sure is awful." +heh you're right.. we should be multiplying by 1/3 instead of 3.,That's what I was thinking too. +Man gets ambushed for wearing a #buildthewall shirt.,This is why trump won +U.S. jobless rate hits 9-year low of 4.6% in November,Thanks President Trump! +"I'm not even going to go through your bullshit. Conservatives will say anything at any time, at this point you don't even try to maintain the illusion of consistency. Don't make a reality TV show host the president if you want to be taken seriously.","So you are not trying, it's evident and I understand." +No. Why?,Have a friend who said this exact same thing earlier this week when someone made a joke about the opening of the bee movie. +Fuck overwatch,K +"Can you cite that second study? As for the first, why is it appropriate to compare post-op trans people against non trans people? Isn't that the same as comparing people with schizophrenia after treatment to people who don't have schizophrenia?",they only used the general population to calculate suicide rates. +What kind of meta would you like to see become reality in League?,"A meta where poppy doesn't exist, fuck this champion." +What's gonna be your first Skyrim character in the remaster?,Probably won't bother... dumped far to many hours into that puddle as it is +Even some extra cash to help pay the bills is a good gift,"yea exactly, i dont like to assume i know someones financial standing, if they deem it in the privacy of their own home important enough to spend my gift money on groceries cause bitches gotta eat, who am i to be like WOW you made me feel like shit for spending that money on that" +Brandon Routh and Tyler Hoechlin,Looks like his cousin's cousin? +"That is amazing, I am jealous.","Yeah, there were about 500ish people at the beginning and it quickly went down to about 100" +I'm a little disapointed it doesn't get in a circle of thanking itself,You could make a bot that responds to this bot's messages.. +How did you possibly beat the HBC juggernaut?,we're p good. +"Do you think it's possible to make a RL Bon Bon puppet? Like, it would be cool to have one, but I wouldn't know the first thing into making it. So that begs the question, can it be done?","Depends, can it kill someone?" +Why is this classified as artwork?,Because it is +pad vs stick first of all my english sucks i hope its ok I play street fighter since and i always play with xbox pad and its ok for me. In sfv i can do many combos easy with pad i have no reason to switsch to stick. But many players says that a stick is 10x better. Now i buy a stick and i cant do simple combos is it worth to practice with stick? (its a 40 euro stick),"As I keep saying, u guys are sleeping over keyboard, its the best :D" +Im telling you guys this will be Shanghai 2.0,"I guess we blame Perfect World anyways, yes?" +"I did that over 20 years ago. Haven't had a vacation, weekend or even a holiday day ever since.","But you're doing something you love, so you're not even working each day!" +"Do you know why they put wine in a box? When I used to drink I used to make a joke. Do you know why they put wine in a box? So you have something to throw up in when you finish it... They even add a pillow, if you blow up the bag, to pass out on. They though of everything. It was a way to make a joke out of drinking so heavily. It might be funny if it wasn't so sad given my situation at the time. Does anyone else have jokes they made to make light of their drinking?",Because round bottles roll away. +What extras turned into main characters in T.V. shows?,The lawyer from Breaking Bad... Better Call Saul... good show. +Cutting cans with an electromagnet,Source/Explanation? +Sleep well you little devil...,Recharging commencing! +"CITRUS BABY, WITH HEALTH SHOES",WOAH +lol zenia is too weak,I'm almost sure she is META somewhere right? +Match Thread: Ireland v Georgia,Duffy with the Number 7 is Gallas levels of awful numbering. +Rudeness. Yes. Pussy. Female. Passionate about prison reform? You are female genitalia. Warriors for clean water? You are female genitalia.,Wha +"Haha, the 00s Domestic Goddess... - wears clothing fit for a 50s housewife. The more polka dots, the better. - Doesn't wear makeup or maintain hairstyles because goddamnit patriarchal oppression - Has probably never baked a cake in her life - Has no real interest in baking a cake, or anything to do with household maintenance - posts eCards memes on Facebook with the quote If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best! - Has a tattoo of a zombie Disney princess",* Smokes weed and/or adamantly plays video games (both would be considered unfeminine in the 50s housewife world) +"Holy shit, I didn't know that I needed more of this from this sub, but I do",I'm sure I'll be posting more of what I've done on here so watch out for some more! +Never heard of The Last Guardian.,I think it's just some indie game. +Just want to add to the conversation... The passwords are definitely not salted and hashed because they yell at you for reusing substrings of old passwords when you go to change your password.,Haha... maybe they salt and hash ngrams of passwords. +"A thought. If I worked for an infotainment website where my own success or failure is measured in clicks (for the purpose of putting a certain demographic in front of advertisers) would I write an article about how most of the fan theories have been proven correct like all the other infotainment websites, or write a story that asserts that the reddit crowd has *ruined* Westworld, knowing that same reddit crowd will link to the article and keep that link alive with their angry discussions. I think the latter is called trolling.. and it worked.","Get out of here with your theories, you're ruining the sub!" +Turkey Blocks access to Wikipedia,All knowledge you need is in the Quran anyway +They tease us,Dude it's Zero from Megaman +"I think the Knicks game is where we were the closest to playing at our potential. We took on a team and beat the crap out of them. Having said that, I get where you're coming from. I admit I get frustrated when we're in a scoring drought early in the fourth quarter letting a bad team hang around, and I look at the scores scrolling across the bottom of the screen and see something like Toronto 113 - LA 80. I want the Celtics to not stress me out when they play against a bad team. But more importantly, this team needs a signature win. They almost got it against San Antonio, but fell short. That's what I think will ultimately propel this team to go on a run.",Raptors game will be that win +"There's a lump on one of my testicles The doctor said it's either an infection or cancer/tumor. I'd have my ultrasound tomorrow for the surgeon to analyze what's going on down there. I can't really say that I'm scared, its just an empty feeling that I lost to RNG. It's just so freaking lonely. I never wanted to have an infection this bad in my life.","uhhh.. get the lump removed through surgery,,," +"Whoo, you're saing that that is NOT normal? Oops, I guess I better smash my mirrors","Bad idea, that's how your doppelganger escapes" +Shaquil Barrett nails the backward shot on his first attempt at Nuggets game... worth watching!,More like Shaq Baskett +98% of NFL fans haven't seen a game in person.,Well maybe if all the teams weren't so damn far away! +Whenever I hear stuff like this I am reminded of my guildie Kyle - black as night - who has been pretty much non-stop drinking in celebration and shitposting like a motherfucker on teamspeak since Michigan went for Trump.,He's just pretending to be black! +Or an alternate Goku. Would have been far more interesting.,Because that hasnt been done already +"...And, that's not what I said. The option that was chosen did not get a plurality; in fact, no-one voted for King Karl. Republic was the most chosen option.","ya, He probably didn't want a FTPT vote and so did his best to make it some sort of IRV using the assuption that monarchists would always prefer a monarch to a republic" +Permanent research stations in Antarctica,I had no idea there was a base literally dead center on the South pole...that's really nifty. +theres this thing i heard 1000$for poolseidon and 500$for archon if u donate to charity,"It was the opposite, also no longer available." +"**I posted theymos's first name only** (which at the time was public record, it was on a LinkedIn page that had theymos - Bitcoin expert as the title line) and theymos not only permabanned me from r/Bitcoin, but went crying to the reddit admins and had them permaban me from reddit too. When I explained to them that his name was all over **public pages he controls** where he *explicitly identified as theymos*, I was unbanned from reddit. I guarantee I am not the only one.","Yes, and we should not emulate him by ignoring common sense and the spirit of the rules in order to suit our own agenda." +"'Tidal wave of Hep. C coming,' health commissioner warns",Pfftt...liberal elite with their facts and studies. +Cavs sick new intro video,Late to the party but why is Lebron dressed like a grandmother? +Can relate. My gf's cat gets to suck on her nipples more than I do. I hate that bitch.,"Pics or it didn't happen...For science, of course..." +But muh slayer helm.,"You don't need to wear that helm, have it in your inventory and it's a nonextinguishable light source" +"I'm a simple man. I see KAT get complimented, I upvote.",KAT is pretty okay +"Shit outta where? Was it high school? Either way, if you play a lot of pick up at Borden we've probably met before lol","Yo i did actually, and yeah it is a high school team" +me irl,now this is quality content +I believe you need to have caught 50 pokemon as well.,^ can confirm (just spaced when i posted) +"cleaning house - premiers, replicas and authentic",If the thrashers or Seth jones are still available I would be interested +Toprak all the way! He won't be getting if any time soon (not saying he is a bad player). He's injury prone tho' but hopefully doesn't effect the play,Cheers +"I agree, but just to play Devil's advocate, Jays fans were saying that Rangers fans must have known Liriano was hurt because he walked off with the trainer. Bauer walked off with the trainer.",...after getting hit in the head by a line drive. +-Insert witty limpet charge title here-,I always enjoy Limp Biscuit +Men don't ever want to end human suffering. Ever. Doesn't happen. They're all little Hitlers. Yes all men.,ESPECIALLY THOSE TRANSMEN GENDER TRAITORS! +"Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you're criminal, mechanics hope you have car trouble, but only a thief wishes prosperity for you.",This is top notch BS +AQW?,Adventure quest world +Somnophilia,"and now i have a new kink, thanks r/yiff" +"*General Motors CEO Mary Barra, JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon, Wal-Mart Stores CEO Doug McMillon, BlackRock CEO Larry Fink and Walt Disney Company CEO Bob Iger are among the members of The Forum. The Walt Disney Company is the parent company of ABC News.* *Former CEOs like Jack Welch, who was the head of General Electric, Jim McNerney, the former CEO of Boeing, and Paul Atkins, who was the former commissioner of the Securities and Exchange Commission, are also on the list of 16 members.* Ah, lookin out for the little guy.",He's going to #drainthatswamp! +"Mine is also Moe's Tavern but it's always viewed from the inside, so whoever is walking into the bar comes through the door and then the bar is on the left. Whenever it's a walks into a bar... literally style joke, it's a vertical post on the sidewalk in front of Moe's.",Even if it's not a literal one at this point I've just visually put a pole behind the middle stool at Moe's before the pool table. +AUTOMATED,luxury +"I have an eGPU setup right now, so ask me whatever you want.",What components did you use to build and what did the cost look like? +Lana. LANA. LAAANA!,Now spell it backwards =] +I know almost full PLL (except Gc) and half of OLL. Should I focus on those or my F2L?,"Learn your last PLL, and focus on F2L" +Yea dude... Go away.,"Wait, why do we hate him again?" +Do you have a million sources working under you though?,"Well if I say yes or no, can you prove me wrong ?" +My cat attempts a 6 foot vertical leap on to my TV,Why do you have a tv mounted there? +I'm still struggling with being a bastard.,"Good for you, stay strong!" +3rd time submitting because I mcfucked up the other submissions :^\,Hi welcome to mcdonalds how may we mcfuck-up your order today? +I'm assuming you've seen it?,Yeah I have. +"If SocJus has taught me anything it's that there are no bad tactics, only bad targets(an actual quote from someone who shall remain unnamed). Hitler was right, he just had the wrong target.","According to my SJWs, he had the right target, he just needed to expand on it." +Urawa Reds 1-2 Kashima Antlers (2-2 Agg.) -- Kashima is your 2016 J-League Champion,"Pretty bummed because I was at the match as an Urawa supporter, but I guess I should be used to this by now" +M **Ark Ham** ill,What's an ark ham? +"Apart from Tumblr, what do you like to do in your spare time?",Photography and skiing are both awesome hobbies. +"Excuse me, but the correct term is Basketball American. Thanks.",How many Basketball Americans have you met? +"Dude same here. My friends can't seem to understand why, I'm just like it's easier for me to use the desktop site on my phone, I don't like the apps. They can never seem to take that for an answer for some reason haha. Should I cut them out of my life??",Yup they should be dead to you +I didn't have to do anything special other than what was on the Made in Canada page. Did you already have VidTime installed for the older streams?,Yes I did +Why would I continue to watch something I don't enjoy?,"Because you are stating your opinions as facts with nothing to back them up, those clips sum up his entire persona, in his recent videos he openly mocks his old videos and acts completely differently." +Oh I didn't realize we were talking about the original gt350 that came out when interracial relationships were still frowned upon. I was just talking about the s550 models with the ugly striping,"Yup, interracial marriages being banned is very relevant to stripes on cars." +No. The whole country. Especially the majority of you who didn't bother voting. You did this.,Oh but Hillary didn't *inspire* me +Tokyo Ghoul:re - Ch. 104,Is it wrong I don't even know what's happening anymore? +"Well I was more kidding, referencing that we were predicted for the biggest windstorm of the century (got nothing) and predicted for 5 inches of snow (and got a dusting). What's next!?",Hopefully that same group is predicting doom in Green Bay. +Then why did they choose Overwatch as their second game? As a viewer i find it tougher to follow an Overwatch match than a MOBA.,Probably due to the mass appeal it had to the public and how it came second to Minecraft in largest playerbase. +"No, I thought we were putting random words in between quotes.",I think he was highlighting that there wasn't ever a situation to begin with +and also at least Florida has some redeeming qualities like gators and Disney World,We'll lure you in with manatees and citrus then kill you with panthers! +"Gears of War 4 on the $375 Potato Masher, vs Xbox One!","Wow, that benchmarking tool is very impressive!" +Not like it has stopped either. Almost all my friends have left the country. I'm currently preparing to do the same myself. It's expensive and fuck all opportunities. We can't really blame the British for that though.,"I say if you can't find a reason to blame the brits, You're not trying hard enough." +"I don't know if I would say angsty...she's a rape victim suffering from PTSD who self medicates to help her get by. She chose a line of work that allowed her to be isolated, but satisfy that urge to help people even though she tries to convince herself she doesn't. Angsty just seems a little dismissive, or you just didn't care about what had happened to her.","Um, excuse me, anyone in film who isn't immediately on the mental up and up is just an angsty whiny loser!" +they will dumb you?,Nice Guy's impeccable standards of English +I can't imagine the face of N1CO's team of mechanics when they found out,Does this mean Hamilton gets his mechanics back? +Mr. President - Play Pals,They missed so many other fun controls the game has and the game is designed for you to run those ridicuolous courses they've made not just fly into Rump every time. +The Flop Kick? Can you hit a enemy with it or no because its like there made of butter and i slide right off of them.,If you can time your lock on(R3) properly you'll hit almost every time. +"At least for some of those huge upsets, there was a viable path to victory, I don't see any path to victory for Timmy.","There's always a path to victory, he can punch DJ really hard in the face." +Eh they look like they're having a nice moment. I'll come back later.,More like abject fear of those crazy enough to dance amidst battle. +Ghost - So my team mates don't use it to get to lane quicker.,"But ghost helps me run it down mid, faster :^)" +"Well, Giannis and Jabari are pals....and he's said he likes Delly...",Jabari doesn't have any friends +"But he pretty much did nothing this year, so why did he get the award? He literally got an award for existing.","I'm not sure if it ever got resolved, but it may be because Konami was being a dick about his MGSV award." +Northernlion CBS Sports Supercut,"You know, Egg is a pretty handsome dude" +Get a job and buy your Robux.,Great idea +Which of Trumps policies do you believe will have a positive effect on the economy?,The wall of course! +Bills promote TE Gerald Christian to 53-man roster,And Gay's gone again. +Makes me wonder if Don edited this one.,"Probably but you never know, Elyse might have been trying to prove herself to keep her job" +You're missing the point that by saying what you are all you do is legitimize and reinforce that viewpoint Good job setting us back just a tiny bit more,Pointing out sexist attitudes doesn't reinforce them. +RIP Dr. Shamji you were a great doctor!,Not good enough to save herself +"Go awol, it's the only way","It wasn't AWOL, he was trying to get back to the FOB!" +"- December 16, 2016 Here is our Weekly Weightlifting Friday chat thread! Feel free to discuss whatever weightlifting related topics you like, but please remember to abide by the sub's rules.",Pants shopping is suck +Not learning from the errors of the Past,That is like effort +"But if he licked anal blood *alone* he'd be licking his own...OK you're just sick. Anal blood licking is one thing, but the despair and loneliness you're insinuating is just depressing.","Hello again Don, He used to lick me, until I told him no more, and he left me." +What are some good alternatives to therapy? I've tried searching and found nothing. I know I have an unhealthy relationship with women. It's from my parents and being bullied growing up. Living in a small town in Japan without Japanese knowledge prevents me from getting help right now. Is this something I can do myself? I want to be proactive until I'm back in an English speaking country. What are some alternatives?,Lsd +Don't a lot of companies do this with their corporate fleets though? Because they want cars under warranty to minimize maintenance?,They don't sell them to the board so they can make a profit +that forest map should be tits,My shitty pc is gonna die on that map. +do you sit or stand to wipe?,Asking the only real question here. +"Hey that's their culture, we can't judge other countries on how they choose to treat their citizens. Immigrants in our country? They don't need to follow our culture, they can have a separate set of rules.",All cultures are equal +"I assure you, that is a movie.","Well folks, we've gone meta." +My old Helio phone had a selfie mirror,new black mirror episode idea lmao +"Wow, that's just sick. Even worse, she's being imprisoned for forty days before she is to be deported. Like what's even the point in that?",Maybe there is only a plane every 40 days? +Nice aimbot.,"Just cuz ur butt hurt that u got killed doesn't mean I'm hacking, grow up" +My Luck with LT-15.3,That makes me fucking angry and it doesn't even matter +Most likely just beelined a tech path. The tech tree is hilariously broken right now.,They probably beelined the naval path since this appears to be an island map. +Never said they did.,I know :) +I use cbd for anxiety and to help me sleep and this is really concerning for me.,"Now you have two choices: you can either have anxiety and not be able to sleep, or you could be a criminal." +You can't be the only one at that schools who feels like this? Create your own club or a meetup. Make the world around you as you want it.,White people in small towns creating clubs have always worked real well :) +This is just telling that Spain has become a third world country. Like Greece. And Italy. And Portugal.,Because homeless people only exist in third world countries. +"That's nothing, my 2 year old and 1 year old (both half Hispanic) have a fucking white male racist father, so I assume they are also but don't know it yet.",Obviously you facilitated their upbringing to create sleeper moles to infiltrate the Hispanic society and document the people that need to be deported. +Bob Stoops has more conference titles (10) than home losses (9) in his 17 seasons at OU *Reposted with correct numbers.* Anyone other coaches with incredible records like this in the modern era?,Stats like this are exactly why the fire Stoops crowd has me in stitches after big losses. +Where does it state that Ellie is gay? I keep seeing that pop up and have no clue where it's coming from,"The DLC for the first game, haven't played it myself, but apparently that's where it states it." +"With his reckless Taiwan phone call, Trump has wantonly placed America's interests ahead of China's.",Some people won't get the sarcasm she forgot the +"Parachute Trouble I am trying to launch up my rocket, by my parachute auto deploys as soon as I launch. Does anyone know why?",Is your parachute in the same stage as ignition? +"Everybody has probably been F5'ing the main Marvel account. UK always has them out first, for some reason.",Well yeah UK is like 8 hours ahead of America +Creationism will make America Great Again!,It's not like science has ever done anything good for this country. +Is she smarter?,"I bet she pays taxes, so probably not." +*lance.... Maybe?,I bet you're fun at parties +You already own everything on sale? Me too.,One day I can be as good as you +"This...this is icing. Well done, sir. Or the other thing that is not sir.",Gender isn't binary xislord! +"Why don't Riot release Championship Zed so there's more time to increase World's prize pool? I know almost everyone who will buy it will do it before Worlds ends, but I don't see why not just have more time to increase the prize pool.",Most likely the prize pool will be paid at a later date and will have the final totaled adjusted appropriately +Gonzaga and Saint Mary's may very well go undefeated until they face each other on Jan 18th. GU's toughest game before that time would probably be at Tennessee and Saint Mary's toughest game would be at home against BYU. Could easily see two 16-0 top 10 WCC teams duking it out in Spokane on Jan 18th. Would be the first top 10 matchup in WCC conference history.,"Except Gonzaga has to go through Washington, that'll be tough" +"The laws were all made for Christianity, which in its unreformed state was MUCH worse than Islam. Islam just fundamentally rejects secularism so they taste the wrath of the law the most.","Yeah, all those Christian monks who acted as record keepers of history and science were surely evil" +"Except Native americans, Native australians, native new zealanders, Indian subcontinent, almost entire africa aka the entire fucking world.",Because Africans were not fucking dumb back then (or nowadays)! +SPURS EAST OR WHAT,"disrespect, we are better than the spurs" +OP is of course free to date whoever they want but listing those three things as interchangeable is kinda shitty,"I was recently down-voted here for describing myself as an old, rich, white woman (all three were in context) So much to hate there, right?" +"Well, crime is still down from the 80's and 90's. So ...",Well then I guess we should just ignore it now because it's not as bad as it was! +"rest in peace keys, 27 ref and rising","Which means more taunts for me, right?" +Cause we are totally going to be able to recognize these in game -_- Why dont you post this so that koreans can learn english?,"Because Koreans don't learn English until they're in Universities, and even if they do learn, their English tend to suck." +"His sexual orientation does not give him freedom from criticism. He said something with a mean, nasty intent.",I'm sure if this was Lena Dunham saying something like this you would hold her to the same standard +"even worse, you almost paid for a stephen baxter book",I'm sure you have exquisite taste in books yourself. +Two rivers meet in Switzerland,Somebody just found Wonka's chocolate river... this is where it's mixed. +good to avoid snipers too. saw him saying a couple of times that he doesnt like to stream with delay becuase it fucks the chat experience,"Yeah, because his communication with chat is otherwise a pleasure" +"I don't know, I'm more confident now of a tipp upset after the SF. The cats didn't look sharp at all against the Deise the first day but maybe the extra game might stand to them. I'll go for a 2 point win for Kilkenny.",Yeah they always turn on the form at just the right time +Lol. Thanks friend. Need to buy an elder kai on global for my vegeta.,Np :) +A few more years and they'd be running their own fake country.,Just like Taiwan. +"OP, what is this? I'm intrigued.",Pretty sure this is from the same church in Africa where the pastor was spraying his congregation with bug spray. +"Yeah, like aeniklast said downtown will be your best bet. I have caught a couple Grimer in and around Goodale. Have also seen Koffing nearby when at Goodale, caught it at Berliner once. Have also seen Koffing spawn occasionally in residential areas. With the new tracking system, it's better to go downtown (especially Sunday with free parking) and look for them around Pokestops. Grimer and Koffing are exceptions to the general rule about nests, I don't think they nest anywhere around town, ever. Them and Dratini are the only Pokemon that start a Gen 1 evolution chain that I haven't seen nesting here.",Thanks for your help. +23rd ranked thank you very much.,You think you won't drop out after losing? +Draymond Green kicks Marquees Chris's hand,Natural twitch +2nd year and you already have a slime hutch? I need to step my game up!,"I may or may not have neglected most of my social things in the game and powered through bundles Kind of a blur but I'd only recently gotten iridium (From omni geodes) and enough gold so I was like 'ehh screw it I'll treat myself' The Slime hutch was built very recently though, only one green female slime in there right now lol" +"Dude one time on the cringepics subreddit some dude posted a screen cap of a bunch of black people talking like super ghetto on this girls Facebook picture and all I did was comment you should post this to /n/igger and I got like upwards of 200 downvotes and multiple people calling me a racist and jerking eachother off over how terrible of a person I was, but the best part was that all of this was coming from people on a subreddit dedicated to making fun of people. The mods ended up banning me for one reason of No racists and when I explained that I wasn't a racist and that my best friend is black/Hispanic they just stopped replying. Overall is was a 7/10 day hahah",9/10 with rice? +I haven't opened it yet but I did a bunch of research and the case has received high praise. The biggest reason I liked it was because they say it's silent. Also I like the minimalistic design.,I have the R4 Only gripe I have which seems common is how easy it is to pull off the front. +How many roads must a man walk down? Music reference to a Bob Dylan song,Why is 6 afraid of 7? +Thanks. My latest drivers are 16.7.3 and 16.9.2 so I'll keep those in case something goes haywire.,You do know that the latest drivers are 16.12.1 and 16.12.2 hotfix... +You lucky bastard. Those magazines are awesome. I couldn't care less for the blaster itself.,"If you wanna buy one for those magazines you can give me the blaster, thus freeing yourself of the burden." +Bigyan ng second chance.,Kasalanan yan nung ale naglaban pa siya +"Could have been junk/damaged.. I mean if it was from a harbor freight set, its value is probably $.18.",Or maybe they wanted that bolt's threads to always be super fresh and clean. +I which penn state got smashed by more than 40 points by Michigan and lost to unranked Pitt and played a much much weaker strength of schedule. Just b cause you end good doesn't mean you can erase a 2-2 start,Yet they still won the conference... +Lux laugh. Gives me nightmares every time I hear it.,nami and lulu laughs are up there too +If you search for it there are a few posts from srs and even one FROM ME that mentions it from 3 years ago. Are you just daft or what?,Link? +What Makes a 357 Special.. Special?,Once you've felt one against your dick you'll understand. +"The real reason behind Afton's crimes after SisLoc, and why he always goes for Freddy Fazbear locations. Picture our old pal he's had a bad day. He has a difficult job, problems at home, he's a rotting corpse... but he gets by. It's all worth it because he can get home and relax with an episode of The Immortal and the Restless, his all-time favourite show. He lets out a sigh, and his weary body collapses into his chair. It's been a long day, but it's worth it; he's had to wait a long time, but season 2 is finally here. He finally gets to see what happens with the baby! He can't contain himself, he's so hyped up for this, he can't stand it! He turns the TV on, changes the channel and, as the clock strikes 7:00... his favourite show is nowhere to be seen. He reels back, shocked. Surely, this is a mistake? A scheduling error? He's so concerned that he calls the network directly. He has to get to the bottom of this. After being kept on hold for about 20 minutes, he gets an answer. He begs them, pleads with them to tell him that there's been some kind of mistake. That his show will be back tomorrow night, or next week, right? I'm sorry sir, but 'The Immortal and the Restless' is no longer airing on this channel. He goes from worried to furious. This was the ONLY channel it aired on! If they stopped airing it, it was as good as cancelled! He pushed them to see reason, but they wouldn't budge. He knew it was no good, but he needed SOME form of closure. He had to ask... WHY did they stop airing it? Well, sir, it's an extremely popular timeslot. Just when the adults are settling down, just before the kids have to go to bed. That's when most of the viewers come in, and another show was willing to pay more for the slot. He dreaded the answer, he didn't know if he even cared all that much, but he needed to know. He couldn't let this go. If they were going to cancel HIS show, get rid of the one thing he looked forward to in the evenings... he was damn sure he'd know who was doing it. It's a pretty new show, sir, aimed at a family audience. It's really taking off, especially with the kids, but- He had to interrupt. He didn't CARE about how popular the show was (People these days just didn't have good tastes, that was all), he just wanted the name. Well, he didn't even really want to hear it at this point, but having come this far, he was going to get to the end of this. Fredbear & Friends.",Lore solved. +I know right Stacy is such a bitch.,Her mum has got it going on though +"In a nutshell, building more roads = shifting traffic elsewhere. The road space that is 'freed up' on the existing roads if then filled up with more cars because travel times improve. Building more freeways never solves traffic congestion in the long-term.",But does it not try to unblock the bottlenecks? +Rogue One has shown me how many people cannot spell rogue correctly,The reason why they renamed Pacific Rim: Maelstrom. +We gonna be getting some CN flairs?,"Maybe, not sure why we'd need Adventure Time Flairs though." +NAFTA had nothing to do with the housing market.,I was talking in a broader context about how Clinton's policies failed the middle and working class +I just cannot understand this 'man up' thing that society pushes upon men. How can it be in any way beneficial to have one half of the population just.. holding themselves in like this. It's terrible. :<,"But hey, at least we are in a patriarchal society right?" +Your wife is pregnant with a baby that has 6 million dollar in its head the only way you can get it is by killing the child. What do you do?,I view being a D.I.N.K (Dual income no kids) as a pretty ideal concept ... so your question really depends on if that 6 million collects interest while in his head or not ? +"To be fair, Washington Post is one of the few newspapers doing actual journalism nowadays. So if you were going to subscribe to only one...",yeah thats a fucking joke and a half right there mate. +Baro Ki'Teer Operator Earpieces,Must be made out of salt. +Parallax for purple lights?,Wow... +"Cleveland weatherman refuses to shave until Browns win, made a terrible mistake",Is that Ryan Fitzpatrick? +"Budyonny best flamethrower? Really? Cleveland has 3 more guns, with the same fire chance and reload as Budy.",Getting consistent hits is much harder in cleveland +"Not until high dia imo at least. Until there, you can ltierally play wherever you want, yes, even Aatrox.",38% winrate nidalee kinda disagree with that statement +I highly dislike how people just down vote certain opinions without even looking at the reasons behind it. Its disgusting how immature some people here are.,Didn't read this but downvote for Royal GG flair. +I'm not in college.,Didn't someone do a rough age breakdown of reddit once? +No DeVante Parker. That's a relief.,They just said he's now active. +Shroud fail to clutch when hen1 got only 7 hp,man he just looks so broken +"TIL Because the number 8 is considered very lucky in Chinese culture, a Chinese man spent the equivalent of $145,000 to secure a license plate reading '88888' in the hope of increasing his luck. On his first day with the plate, he was pulled over 8 times by cops who thought the plate was a fake.",He's lucky that license plates are difficult to steal +I don't see how this discussion isn't anything more than tOSU v. PSU for the #4 seed.,"Because the Pac-12 sucks and the B1G is awesome, duh!" +I'm sorry you only get one TV station.,Sorry I was flicking through and wished the games were on. +"I remember a while back, someone from this subreddit that lives in that area has a place where they always sell booze. Can't remember who it was, but there's hope for you yet.",I think it was like HEB or something? +What hobby can you get into for less than $50?,Disc Golf +"Before Tuberville we had Butch Jones, Brian Kelly, and Mark Dantonio. It worked pretty well for them. PJ Fleck could come in and see success very quickly and get a big time job.","Difference is Cincinnati was in the Big East at the team, which was apart of the main 6 conferences." +Such a missed opportunity to call them OreO's.,"That's already a thing, bud." +poor oppressed white people :(,We really struggle. +"Unable to play Online Hi reddit, I recently bought Horizon 3 and was wondering why I cant play Online. I have one month Xbox Gold trial and am 24% through the game. I've done 2 showcases and all my festivals are level 4, so I know its not my progression. Can you help me out?",Thanks for the overwhelming support guys! +Best vs. most deserving. Holcutt stated quite clearly that their charge is to choose the BEST 4 teams.,If that's the case I think 5 B1G teams should've made it. +Creating a chocolate vinyl record,That's just beautiful... +Weirdly. It's Larry,Source. +No degree. Third year. Please let it end :(,Same +It's hard for us to trust ever since Kovy said PSYCHE! and peaced out to Russia.,Maybe Taylor will do the same thing and peace out to Calgary +"CFP Selection Show It's finally time: Who's in, who's out? It's the 3rd College Football Playoff Selection show! Two threads will be posted when the rankings are revealed: a general thread, and a joke/meme-free serious discussion thread.",Has Mark May given his take on Ohio State getting in since the rankings have gotten released? +Streamer pees live on Twitch!,"thanks for the tigger warning, the sound of piss is really just too much for me" +"How about you lose your attitude, jeez.","fuck facts and accuracy, am i rite?" +Most terrorists *these days* 30 years ago they were Irish Catholics and who knows who'll decide to grab the bombs in another 30 years. Sadly there will always be people willing to blow other people up for political gain.,But they not terrorist they glorious Irish freedom fighters +I don't think you should be posting you're friends content,The dangers of forgetting a +He definitely made the right choice to go there. He's probably never had this much fun on a team in his life.,But it was the easy way out. +Hell yeah!!,I'm your huckleberry. +Oh yeah? You could take that hit? You must be one tough dude.,Yea put me in coach! +This is fine...,I feel like Doug is really the kinda person that says Neato in real life +Can you imagine the torches and pitchforks and nooses in the streets if HRC had been elected and put Chelsea Clinton on the phone with whoever the Republican senate leader was? Holy CHRIST...,This is better though. +How can you be an atheist and a Holy walrus at the same time ?,Evolution? +"If that was a lego, I'd buy 420 of those",yea i thought the same thing lego clash universe would be awesome +Game Thread: Redskins (6-4-1) at Cardinals (4-6-1) at 4:25 PM EST HTTR!,Lauvao is killing drives by himself +"How do i explain all the stolen things to my parents? Oh yes,i am underage and live with my parents. Recently i lifted some board game and legos. Hiding them in my room. Havent sold them yet. But,incase they found them,how do i explain? Like,they are the ones giving me money,they know i cant buy these shit. Same applies for clothes. When i am going to shopping alone,i ask for money/card. It'll get suspicious if i had 5 brand new shirts in my closet.",SWIM gave them to me +You're wrong.,You've convinced me. +Stop controlling your husbands. Let them control you instead. Great logic.,Now that's the kind of feminism I can get on board with! +"Not to mention a lot of the fans resonate with the charities they're supporting, with mental health being the main one.",What a subtle way to insult yog fans +Wut,It's a discussion *obviously*. +That's our tax dollars. Military spending. Every American citizen should want it back.,"No, I don't even want to play with it anymore!" +"Most beautiful service motions Who, in your opinion, has the most beautiful serve of all time? Name the one, name a few, make a list. You do you, but I want to hear what you guys think. Personally, I think Murray has one of the most gorgeous serves I've ever seen, and obviously there's the likes of Federer, Sampras, and Edberg.",Serena has a very pretty serve. +and uh,He pushed a button and dropped... an album +That's so cool! I always wanted to do that. Did you play an instrument? Dance?,I play cymbals for my college's marching band! +"Something to note about this Cloud9 vs TSM game One thing I just noticed is that Skadoodle is sitting next to Stewie. Correct me if I'm wrong, but he usually sits on the end. I know one of the recent comments about him on reddit is that he needs instruction to do well, is this in an attempt to get Stewie the igl working with him better? Just a thought, wanted to see what others thought.",He needs to feel the hard slap of a Stewie high-five after every kill or else his self-esteem bottoms out and he plays like garbage. +"Right, let's just strip butt-naked and run into the forest and eat leaves, twigs and dirt.","Yeah, 'cause those are the only two options." +"Tom Brady now has more career wins (201) than any other quarterback in NFL history. New England defeats Los Angeles, 26-10.",ALL BECAUSE HE CHEATED +"Eh. To be fair, there's about 160 million more people living in the EU than NA",Don't forget it includes Canada. +"UB x Naked Waves Pack drops 12/16, what do you guys think?",pretty sure that this is only releasing in womens sizes +"Anybody able to get a controller to work on JC3? I have a Dualshock 4 that I have tried using both DS4Windows to emulate a Xbox controller, and using the native DS4 drivers. Neither way do I get any response at all in game in menus or gameplay, the game simply doesn't recognize it. I played the second game fully with a controller and it works great, but this one seems to lack any support for controllers at all. I have also tried launching in big picture mode, as somebody said something about it online, and it of course did nothing.",PS4 controller works for me; I dunno how well it would work on PC though.. +Hillary was providing weapons to ISIS which is why Benghazi happened. That is why she cannot take the fall for Benghazi.,Yeah that's a statement that's totally backed up by facts and history. +"Yep, no Mt Gox trading bots artificially pushing up the price this time round. Just solid demand...","Yep, definitely no bots or market manipulation in bitcoin." +"Great going reddit... Don't complain about the most OP class in the game, because then all those noob's will netdeck it. Now Pirate warrior is 1 out of every 2 matches, and they're not even fully refined! Nubs will want to win asap, and you're helping them by telling them there is a cheap aggro deck that is nuts. Not complaining too much though, since I'm loving dragon priest, but still.","As we all know, new players use Reddit a lot so very good point!" +Then shouldn't he play soccer instead?,"That wouldn't be very American of him, though." +Dad got angry and took the hammer to my gaming rig,Sounds like a smart guy. +"People check users' post history before voting or commenting now. After the Oakland fire, I posted in r/Oakland - I'm from there, been to the warehouse, amd have a friend who lives(d) there - and someone called me a trump troll and I got downvoted because of it. I certainly wasnt trolling. Then I was told to get out of r/Oakland amd stay in t_D. We are relegated to our the_Donald ghetto. So, we take over r/all.","come on, man, you were obviously bringing your hateful trump agenda to the thread" +Game Thread: Redskins (6-4-1) at Cardinals (4-6-1) at 4:25 PM EST HTTR!,He got the first down because he's so smart. +"Religion is a capitalist invention? Damn, the more you know.",Jesus was a great businessman +"Dude, what the fuck are you talking about? We could be the only NFL team here and we'd still not be the best in the bay.",Cal would give them a run for their money +"That's called CA, MA, CT, NJ and NY. I don't see a revolution.","Funny, I still see people buying guns and ammo and carrying in those states." +And I've never screeched manlier than when I did this.,Siiick. +"High ping and disconnects .... Played this weekend with 300/500 ms , sometimes unplayable someone else? Is there any fix coming or??",On NA literally just now on draft got kicked into ranked screen ended up with leaver games +The guitar,"Go to r/guitar and get started, it's fun." +"'When you put billionaires in charge, expect policy to help the rich'",Yeah but Trump is a blue collar billionaire +Mike Green has scored a hattrick,Overturned due to someone being in the general vicinity of the goalie +We need to close that loophole!,what better time to do it then a new president coming is who is going to drain the swamp. +What advice would you give to someone who is about to take a mid-term for the first time?,The next one is harder. +"When you said short and sweet, I thought it was gonna be a joke about how long they'll last in the CFP haha.",The distance past the first down marker we were was also short and sweet :) +Are you applying ED?,Yes +"I just hate guys who put all of their self worth into what unit they're in. I mean I'm proud that I'm a Ranger, but it's not all that I am. This kid needs to get a life outside the Army.",Sounds like you're just jealous that you're only a Ranger and not a badass Recon Paratrooper like him. +"Ermergerd that would be amazing! But I guarantee it wouldn't be Vancouver, and Toronto is probably on the list of future milestones, just not this one. I agree with South America or Africa",Buh-buh-buh Vancouver.... Actually I'd see them doing ABGT live in Seattle more than Vancouver unfortunately :( +"MO state legislature: Nah, you don't need a permit to carry a firearm.",Do you need a permit to shoot two unarmed people in a crowded area or is that still illegal? +Updated ELEAGUE Major 2017 Bracket,i freaked the fuck out before i realized those weren't the groups for the qualifier lol +respect,F. +God I'm so fucking picky about who I want to spend time with....,A bunch of Redditors with no friends already is exactly who I want to spend my time with! +"Police officers aren't there to teach you about Sikhism or their personal brand of religion, they're there to protect and serve the public.",Let's make our police about diversity rather than protecting citizens! +VR. Camera on the back tracks your hands. Head tracking.,Erect your joystick and FIRMLY GRASP IT. +"I'm friends with them, I can confirm it's a spoof. They're also not women",*Gasp* No way... +The password to my reddit account is required to be much stronger than the 4-number-only password that can be used to withdraw my life savings.,well you can check the Remember Me button at an ATM and you do not have to type it ever again. +Any good sledding hills? Just in case this snow storm does happen.,Queen Elizabeth Park The hill beside the Vancouver Aquatic Centre the hill at West Point Grey Academy +OMG Urban with the wall run!,Brought to you by propulsion +They played Rutgers,I MEANT Rutgers how could you not TELL THAT +"One deck slot for ladder, a different one for challenges. My challenge deck means I can finally use epics, but level 4 is pretty bad on the ladder if I forget to switch back.",The technology simply isn't there yet. +how have i failed you? its just the story about imogen heap,well i believe this story makes you seem like an Imogen creep! +Well...If I have to....,KENALKAN = pilihan kata yang lebih baik. +Your First Mistake,Looks like a band tee for asking alexandria +Its for unloading your mag into when you store your pistol.,I don't see how it makes a good backstop for shooting at... +Phillies close to signing Joaquin Benoit.,:( +Because 80% of the community would quit in the first 5 minutes of a game if something doesn't go their way. Because I roll with a buddy and we can veto that shit we are able to force little bitches to keep playing and alot of the time we win.,"I'm not sure where you're getting the 80% from, plus its quite clear from my other comments I'm not talking about the first few minutes, I'm clearly talking about games that are total shut outs, the fact that a team of two trolls can keep people in a match that's not going anywhere after 30+ minutes is just ridiculous and should never have been a thing to begin with." +I want a guy to pretend he's a warewolf. Lots of intense sniffing. Teeth grazing my skin. Even biting. Nails raking my skin. Had an ex stumble on the sniffing thing once. It weirded him out how much it turned me on. He got up for a smoke and we never talked about it again.,Fucking furries +Coach Koetter's Postgame Speech,Making Koetter head coach was one of the smartest things the ownership has done in a long time. +Eating Pringles,I had a dream last night where I was eating pringles and I just now realized it was a dream and I don't have any pringles ): +Thank you I wasn't trying to be serious just lighten the mood,The sky is falling remember to be sour like everyone else +So the left is what we ordered for my god brothers birthday and the right is what they had the nerve to give us.,Nailed it +"I was at multiple solidarity protests, what are you talking about?",I think he's just a troll that is being pedantic to the point of detriment of the actual discussion. +"Don't worry about it, i'm of neither group, but the Hindu's and Muslims don't have a history of getting along...",Does any culture over in that area have a history of getting along? +When I saw that scene it reminds me of the echo dot I just purchased,Amazon taking product placement to the next level. +I'm waiting for Trump to call to nationalize any company or industry that tries to cut jobs.,"It would be patriotic, not socialistic." +"God damn I had forgotten about hold switches! New smartphones have all kinds of dumb ways to turn themselves on when in your pocket. If I had a hold switch on my phone, I would never end up butt dialing anyone.",Try putting a passcode on your phone. +"Never did I state it was, nor is ruining the lives of women because her husband couldn't keep his dick in his pants.","One is alleged, one is confessed." +why u heff to be mad?,is only game +Lol none of think we're signing every FA,"Sox fans have a right to be mad at Yankees signing people since their team is entirely farm built, with MVP farm talent like Ortiz and smart signings like Fat Panda." +Most Trump supporters think Arabs look like Southeast Asians. They'd probably freak out if they realized most Arabs are actually quite fair skinned.,Do you mean Southwest Asians? +my mind says its been 28 years,But my body... +How long does Imperial take to reply with an offer?,"Hi I was part of a 'first round' of imperial computing applicants who had interviews this side of Christmas From what I've gathered, they seem to have stopped giving out interview invitations for now (probably full up until January) so my best advice would be the hang tight and wait until January when interviews start up again" +Come parcheggia un vero ITAGLIANO,"Nun Te preoccupah non te moveh, faccio ioh" +no lega requirement but how can you sleep at night leaving as a witness fcking disgusting... reminds me of those people video taping things rather than helping people out. Useless rats in society,"What an ironic comment - if somebody had videotaped the crash, that would help Nardwuar a lot more than some witness testimony (which is infamously unreliable, if you didn't know)." +Sec. Kerry says Trump did not contact State Dept. prior to calls,"Oh well, surely the Republicans will keep to their previous positions and crucify him for violating state department protocols." +"Fuck you too, Ubi...",Out skilled again I see +Sup Bra.,I give this driver props for not getting a personalized plate with 86 on it. +I have not noticed that. There are a metric shitton of bulk rares that are great in kitchen table magic.,"well, good luck playing those bulk rares at your kitchentable against the dude who bought into modern jund, or if you are playing freeform any legacy/vintage stuff" +"Hi Anal, I'm Dad.","Hi Dad, I'm Trebuchet and I use a counterweight to launch a 90 kg stone over 300 meters." +Talent,So all i have to is stand here with this gun then i will get paid? +"HIFW yet another guy (carrying things!) refuses to go through a door I'm holding, but this time I just stand there holding it and saying I insist until he finally walks though the door","wut, how is this even a thing?" +Don't you mean elephinesis,No that's the power to move you +"Not necessarily ice cream, but if you like snowballs(like a snocone but finer ice, like snow), a new chain called Bahama Bucks just opened on the east side. I absolutely love that place. I grew up with one in my hometown.",Fucking finally! +"Underpowered Nauts right now? I'm kinda interested in what everyone thinks, because I have some hunches but no solid ideas.","lonestar... used to play him so much, after the bull nerf i never enjoyed playing him anymore" +Ho ho ho it's Bernie Santaclaus and he wants to talk about lies. Let's take a look at that health care plan that even left wing economists said would not work!,What plan? +"Everytime I'm having trouble urinating with morning wood, I stop and think about the poor male porn stars going through this.","That's funny, we think about YOUR MOM!" +No she's just sleeping,"Pffft, wudda *you* know?" +"Feeling pretty confident Nebraska will murder us. Our defense looks as bad as last year, and the O-line is inexperienced.","This is Today's Nebraska, not mid 90s Nebraska." +Are you asking which teams should lose sponsors to look better?,"less sponsors, more?" +im from denmark and I took a trip to Amsterdam last fall can confirm that it is the same thing,Only difference is the tulips. +(Fake News) Failing NYT: President Obama is Handing a 'Strong Economy' (lmao) to his Successor,What in the hell did I just read....what dimension is this? +I wonder how well a shotty snipes game mode would fare in Destiny. Thinking back to the old Halo 3 mode.,It fares pretty well See: Trials of Osiris +Didn't he promise to lock Hilary up?,I had interpreted that as a metaphor. +a dangerous attempt by the ruling party to spy on us. we must tread carefully,"I heard they were able to strike lightning on us, hence their logo" +I agree most are willfully malicious and not as gullible as they are hateful.,"Well, I feel so much better now." +"If you could just go tell people on ladder that, cos I see maybe 1 in 20 games is a Warlock, and a bunch of those are zoo",That would be because you re at a bad rank +Are you using wired or wireless?,Wireless +I expect that I will always be an Acura fanboy... but I love other brands as well.,What do you think about the new nsx? +"So, when SpaceX lands the 1st human on Mars, Blue Origin will have to name their new rocket after him or her.",the New Elon! +Fuck that shit. How about Grand Cherokee drivers against 'Bikers for Trump'? Better yet: Jump ropes tied 4 feet high across the road for America?,"It took me a second to get it and then actual lols ensued... But seriously, violence at this stage will just feed into the lefties are animals narrative Trump has so masterfully spun and sold to middle America." +"Definitely not based, just not 100% liberal POS in this clip.",I should have added the +TEETH BAT,Made me yarf a little bit. +Lightning engulfs a volcanic eruption in Chile by Francisco Negroni,"r/thorgasm is a good, but pretty dead place for stuff like this" +o fuk,typical sk fan +"It's because it's hilariously difficult to get public support in the US for something that isn't a result of people being angry or pissed off. - Terrorism (huge public interest) - Abortion (huge public interest) - Income Tax (huge public interest) - Firearms (huge public interest) - Developing new, beneficial technologies (zero public interest)",So we need anti terrorism fusion-powered guns? +I'm trying to find some more synergies with Hunter cards. Anyone have any Hunter card synergies that others might have missed or overlooked?,Try the new Hog cards they could fit the curve of your deck +The world feels so dead after the first playthrough :/,I guess it's not worth putting the feature in since kids these days don't have the attention span for it +It's important to show he doesn't have democratic consent from the majority of Americans.,"That and if democrats and intelligence leaders aren't just blowing steam about potential foreign government involvement - I'd love to know how much of a hand Russia, Wikileaks, or someone else had a hand in shaping US elections." +To blow up or not blow up? I've been playing with my friend who's CE in doubles and I noticed a trend of people getting pissed off when you blow them up. I'll target teams who have someone squat in goal over and over until they decide it's time to come out. :-) Is this really a frowned upon play style? Seems smart to me....,"Even if it's frowned upon by some you shouldn't care, whatever makes you win is allowed." +Little worried about the Slayers change (-2dmg) but everything else is sitting the stage to be a pretty fun patch for Dwarf players IMO. Looks to be less dependent on min/max builds,"Yeah, I have no idea why they did that to Slayers... all in all I even expected a price reduction for normal Slayers as 1000 is a bit over the top, as they're the only anti-large infantry unit and the non RoR Slayers aren't worth it imo, I always bring the RoR ones." +I wish they would test a redesign where the sync phontos box doesn't pop up every GODDAMN TIME I PLUG IN AN IOS DEVICE.,Just uncheck Open Photos for this device. +"Officially 5. 1 from Hawaii voted for Bernie. 1 from Maine and 1 from Colorado were going to vote Bernie, but were replaced when their intentions became known. 1 from Minnesota planned to abstain altogether, and was also replaced.",thank you sir! +"Tezzeret, Master of Metal","in standard, that +1 might as well as read search your deck for a card named 'torrential gearhulk' and put it to your hand =D" +"Hi, sorry for the late reactions, his uplay is OurPride",he has to be in my Uplay friendslist so I sent him an invite :) +customers are people who actually purchase merchandise. people who steal merchandise are called thieves.,Okay semantics nazi +"Just sum speculation... what if... the reason ST returned to green bay a second time that evening was unknown to BJ - TH was in the back of his truck hidden from view alive or dead. what if... DV recruited ST and he in turn recruited BoD because he was afraid of being double crossed by LE they accosted her but got rougher than expected so RH was called out to administer first aid and make sure she was ok and to sedate her - ST took her in the back of his truck under a tarp and while he and BJ were in visiting his mom she was removed from the truck taken to the mental institute. Where she was kept under heavy sedation and one of her teeth were removed. Meanwhile BoD while helping move her into the truck got her blood on his clothes, drove her car to the stash spot - and while ST was driving him back to his truck he said shit i got the keys. ST said get rid of them so he threw them out the window while they were driving across the river bridge - hence the report of someone trying to find something in the river - just wild speculatin","Jeez Well, thats shock and horror; why would RH provide sedation and be involved?" +"If you don't like D moves, put the headlights on the back and do: R' U2 R F U' R' U' R U F' But I'd still recommend the one with Ds without fancy fingertricks as you have been explained in other comments.","Alright, thanks" +Ik begrijp niet hoe mensen dit kunnen geloven. Voor zover ik weet ontvangen ze dit niet eens per week.,"Het is gewoon de waarheid hoor, het staat toch op facebook of niet?" +"Yeah, if those other 10% really really suck it all works out",Well that is about the amount of cars I'm yelling profanities at.... +"So we both lost the sidebar bet, right? I mean it's either that or both subs disregard the bet, but I feel like we all lost the game tonight.",Sidebar for both subs should be a side by side shot of the missed field goals +Why is this 2 mana. Why.,Because it's a mythic and mythics have to be standard staples that everyone runs 4 of! +Until they realize robots don't buy their companies products.,But just think of the possibilities until we reach that point! +"It was already taken apart when I went through security. They never opened my bag, much less my kit. (Precheck ftw?)","precheck, worth every penny" +40% of managers avoid hiring younger women to get around maternity leave,Artificial wombs when? +Pls change,He'll change from Hanzo to widowmaker and do the exact same unhelpful shit +Made the playoffs? Who were your first 5 picks? 14 team league. * Antonio Brown * Jamaal Charles * LeSean McCoy * Kelvin Benjamin * Carson Palmer (WHY?!),1) AP 2) Hopkins 3) Shady 4) TY Hilton 5) Jordan Reed How I got here with AP and Hopkins I'll never know. +What RPGs do Guardians play? Mine are always down for Bunkers and Badasses.,They play the meta RPG. +"Fuming Behind the Scenes, the Republican Jewish Coalition Effectively Dumps Trump","Well, fuck them." +"Trick? Hell, I'd *pay* good money for that software. Emissions can suck it.","Hell yeah, fuck the Earth!" +Boethiah's Calling,Tell her I'm not here. +"Yeah, I stopped reading there a while ago because it's obviously full of people now who are just mad at their parents over normal things. Oh no, my parents used the word I once, they're definitely narcissists!1! They don't give me everything I want and have rules and make mistakes sometimes!1!1 They don't know what it's like being raised by someone with legit NPD. My mom lives in a fantasy land scarcely in touch with reality, experiences psychotic bouts of utter rage several times a week that included beating her kids with belts while primal screaming, used to throw me out of the house because I couldn't physically be in three different places at the same time (literally), forced me to eat rotten meat on a regular basis because it would somehow reflect badly on her if I didn't, refused to let me ever leave the house (even for school). She'd randomly trap me in a corner and tell me about how I'd have to have my fat legs sawed off one day after giving birth to dead diabetic babies (I don't have diabetes or fat legs), created a flowers in the attic scenario in which I became the parent of her other eight kids, they'd get me a pet and then beat the hell out of it while making me watch, then they'd get rid of it a couple days later, and other stuff I can't even talk about.",I really hope you're lying +If COD XP was a Test,This is the worst time of year to come on this sub lol +"This is the issue - too much free time. Happens the world over, old people end up with their days free and all too often the result is incessant moaning and complaining about everything.",Or they end up as officers in an HOA and spend their days measuring grass. +"We get to speculate, not to assume","Stop with the reason and logic, it's disgusting" +Senior Republican: Trump has given me assurances he will axe Obama's LGBT protections,"Yeah, he'll drain the swap, stick it to Goldman Sachs, and build a wall too." +Todays is Montreal's first snow with back to back accidents,This is why the car insurance is so expensive in California. +The surround sound only work on PC with a USB cable and the LogitechG software for both the G633/G933. With a aux cable you only have stereo sound (PC/consoles).,Thanks! +Voxel/Isometric Art Megathread Lets try not to flood the sub with drilling A new meme to the ground. Any further posts will be removed unless posted on this Thread. You may now commence with your Voxel Boreno Nutshack with A Genuine Anger Heavy and A Bonus Duck.,So out of curiousity what is the program that is used for this meme anyway? +Mini pekka was closer to the goblins before its started making a U turn though. Why not just turn around and go straight rather than waste time and turn like that.,Prob something to do with the bowler's boulder interfering with Mini Pekka's retargeting. +What common mispronunciation drives you nuts?,All of them +Seventeen Mannequin Challenge,Seungkwan blinked I am disappointed +That's one that I didn't see coming.,Wham! +"If you find yourself with weed but no bowl find yourself a soda can, crush one side down, poke some holes in the crushed area, light and toke away.",Oh I may use this +"Being a Senator doesn't hurt, but none of the committees she served on were particularly germane to Secretary of State. Maybe Armed Services. She did serve on the Helsinki Commission so that's relevant.",the guy just acted like her only experience was flotus +"I'm ready .... release starcraft / Diablo heroes If we count all the Warcraft heroes in the game there will be more than starcraft/Diablo/overwatch/blizzard classics combined ... I mean , sometime in the future they will run out of Diablo / starcraft heroes , that's why things like widowmaker skin shouldn't happen but , instead of all of this Warcraft , and all that . Release all the Diablo II classes , demons , angels , Leah deckard, followers , and there's lot more , just heard vol'jin/zul'jin after ragnaros this morning forgive my frustration .",But there's hundreds of obscure Wow characters they need to add first! +4chan called it a day BEFORE it happened... PIZZAGATE FALSEFLAG INCOMING -- someone is going to attack either Alefantis or a podesta brother. The media will use this as a means to justify censorship. Screencap this post,"WTF THIS IS A LIE, DELETE THIS." +Read the article. Especially the last three paragraphs.,"Sorry, was feeling a bit impulsive there, couldn't wait to comment :D" +Search for uiterm,"I have tried termui, not sure if that is the same thing but termui's textbox does not scroll up the content and simply ignores the new lines." +"Haven't been able to watch, how are we looking?","Our starters got shown up by their second-string, for what it's worth." +"Oh boy, two people yesterday yelled at me that I have big titties it's so nice to have options!!!!","i get it, you just *know* those guys know how to pleasure a woman because they have depth perception." +"I also don't think nannies makes this a non-issue. She still has ensure her children are being raised well. Ensuring your child has a good upbringing, I think, will be the hardest thing she will ever have to do long-term. As it is hard for anyone, let alone a parent who's never there. I have the perspective that she will likely fail in this endeavour. Or she may not even care.","If they're not raised well (spoiler: they won't be/weren't), they're still going to be set for life, living in a degree of opulence that probably nobody in this thread could ever dream of, so by liberal society's standards, they're gonna grow up just fine regardless." +"The blacks love him so much, the inner cities, you wouldn't even believe. So terrific.","To be fair, what do they have to lose?" +Good. Fuck trees.,"Yup, more open land to burn tires and shit" +"Whereas the NBN as originally planned, would have been cheaper, further along, and a metric tonne faster than what's being provided now. Those ones hooked up the right way are delighting in glorious speeds. Everyone else is getting crappy patched together rubbish, and being charged more for it. They did bullshit figures of Most people don't want the faster speeds/usage limits, so they're not needed NO! That's not correct at all. It's because it costs too much. If we could have it at a reasonable price, we would, but a lot of us can't justify the high prices being charged for the decent NBN packages. I'm on the TPG unlimited ADSL2+ deal at present $60 for unlimited usage and a phone. NBN prices: * $60 for up to 12Mbps... So, less than half of what this study considers broadband, and that's what I could get for the same price I'm paying now. (This would also be just marginally better than the around 8Mbps I get over ADSL2+) * $70 for up to 25Mbps... Another $10 a month gives me up to what is considered broadband. * $100 for up to 100Mbps These are all just cases of them ticking a box, not changing hardware, doing any different wiring, just artificially limited the throughput in order to charge more. It's utter bullshit. NBN should be ALL 100Mbps or better (and the original plan was for up to 1Gbps), but noooo... we're stuck paying the same price for the same speed or worse. It's utter crap. It was supposed to be an investment in the future of the country, and it's been utterly smashed into a total waste of money that benefits no-one except the companies being paid to roll out an already dated technology, and the companies that had their crappy existing networks bought off them (which were then decided to be so crap as to be useless).",Makes me proud to be Australian! +It's just like in gaming: everyone else plays worse than you - they are noobs everyone else plays better than you - you have lag,"y u hax, bro." +"Plotting My Demise, But At Least Her Sweater is Cute",Is the sweater the reason why your cat is plotting your demise? +whaaaaat haha. what were you playing?,Minerva Turbo +No late night games tonight? Any idea why?,They are giving us the night off for the Victoria Secret Fashion Show.. +Confirming the Myth,warchief time again boys +Playing Soccer With A Swan,Sean just the got offered a contract by Manchester United +Leave A Message to my Future Self I just smoked a J and now I'm going to bed so I'll forget about this thread until I make breakfast tomorrow morning,Fucking stoner +thank,mr +Some guy just tagged me and 90 other girls in this status.,Guilting people into dating him sure is a great way to start a relationship! +Ask Thibodeau what could happen when a star player is playing in the last minutes of a blowout.,KAT scores 47? +Stacked,Wow she's covering up her penis obviously +"Runescape has good graphics, by GCN/PS2/XBox standards, sure.",Its great graphics compared to what it was 15 years ago +"Dawg, hell probably don't take you for this shit",That only leaves heaven then +"TIL of Franz Stigler, a German ace fighter pilot who risked his life to spare and then save the lives of 9 Americans by escorting their injured B-17 bomber out of Germany. The incident would later be called the most incredible encounter between enemies in World War II.","Great, so he could return and kill some more civilians." +Nathan...NAATHAN...NAAATHHAAAN,*Sam..* *Frodo...* +"I no longer *love* this game, and I won't spend anymore money on it. Still playing it because I'm not quitting until I get my fucking dragonite, and with the buddy system it's just a matter of time. Once I get my dragonite, that's it, I'm done, I'll go cold turkey.","With that logic, I'd still be playing years from now." +What anime would you describe the most as an emotional rollercoaster? For one I'm curious and second I need some recommendations. I want to feel some emotions.,School days +Multi-purpose Furniture,how do you get that chair in the last gif back out.... +"Yep can confirm. It seems unusual, but it almost feels like it makes the situation even more unbalanced, you know? Like the customer is aware of some personal detail about me, but I don't know that about them. Also it can seem kind of threatening, like it has the implied You better not fuck up Charlene, because I know your name and will complain about you. This may not be the case. This is just a result of me armchair psychoanalysing myself because I couldn't figure out why it made me so uncomfortable.","That's why it's great to use, it heightens the situation and makes everyone happier." +Para sa mga troll na nagsasabing walang nagawa ang VP,tangible results. +"The Chiefs have 14 INTs this year, 6 of them against the Jets in week 3.",that's almost half! +"TIL that in 1200 BCE in Mesoamerica, the Olmec people had a basketball-like sport where the losing team would be decapitated",I'd be way more into watching sports if this was still the case. +I feel it could be a LITTLE faster... 45 just feels that little bit too slow to me...,"maybe, but the Scorpion's historical top speed is 45 km/h." +Clearly it has and the guy got gold for it.,Yeah clearly all the news comes out because of this one example +Can the US send me aid of $100k per year? I promise to spend that money on US goods.,"Yeah, this way you'll be basically creating jerbs for us." +"Friendly reminder that the Panther A is better in every way than the M26, but is at a lower BR Stock APHE ammo is the same pen as the stock AP ammo on the pershing? Check. Power to weight ratio is better than the pershing? Check Hull armor is better than the pershing? Check Turret armor is better than the pershing? Technically less by 1mm, but with the trolly curves, lets call it even. Better reload? Check. Gaijin pls y u do dis",Considering the Panther has a slower reverse speed and the M26 the title is technicaly wrong +"Can only be activated and played, you can only play it in the listed areas",Does this mean no censorship? +savre it for 2 year xD,And then cry when 2 year anniversary is a silverfest +"whenever TSM starts doing well, not only fans but Riot themselves try to draw parallels between Bjergsen and Faker and that is why it is an unpopular opinion and no where did I say it is a bold statement.",read: +"I think Michael Jordan is overrated and the only reason people are saying that he is the best basketball player in the world is because of his performance in 1988, 1991, 1992, 1993, 1996, 1997, and 1998.","I mean gorilla was a top tier support for 3 years straight with a slight dip in the middle of 2016, fuck that overrated guy" +"Is $90/month okay for a phone bill? This includes unlimited data, talk and text plus includes the cost of a flagship phone",I bought an unlocked phone from Amazon for $100 and pay $148/month for 3 phones sharing 15gb data with unlimited call/text +"When someone tells you that the way you spoke to them made them feel shitty, you don't get to decide that it didn't.",Sounds like y'all need a safe space +How long does it take to doff a robe? In the PHB I've only seen a list for armor and I don't think that bending down and pulling something over your head would take 1 minute.,"If you're not wearing anything else over it that requires unfastening, I'd say you can take a robe off as your object interaction for the turn." +"She takes excellent care of her feet. ...By chewing dead skin off with her teeth and snacking on it. Also boogers, eye crusties and ear wax. I've asked her to do this privately and not while we watch The Daily Show, anymore.",that's fucking disgusting for anyone. +"28 grams to an oz 16 to a pound, no real reason i happen to know this just reasons. oh and one eighth of that oz would be 3.5 grams.","Hey for all its flaws, the drug trade has taught Americans the metric system." +"Why do we find it OK now to use Revive to support these Occulus Holdouts? I'm just curious... We all blew up when it come to these developers taking the Occulus exclusivity deals. Now that they have released a big majority of the games people are dropping money, supporting this exclusivity attitude to play something that we don't even have native support for. Personally, I find it difficult to buy something on the Occulus store, supporting those devs that gave the virtual middle finger to us. At the same time, I'm torn, as I don't want to purchase something and send a signal that it's OK for them to do that since we can bypass it... However, I do want to play these games just as bad as everyone else. I have a friend that's created a game for Occulus, and I tested it using Revive. It worked, so now he thinks because it worked using Revive that he now doesn't need to add native Vive support. He is working on his Steam page now and releasing in the very near future. I am afraid that with us using Revive; this is the signal that we are sending to developers. I just don't get our collective thinking when it comes to this.","my friend pirates the Oculus VR games, it does not help them" +Wow. All jokes aside it's kinda a bummer. He was supposed to come in and give us stability at a position we've been worst in the league for some time...and he proceeded to be the worst in the league by a good margin. Seems like a good guy and I hope he can pull it together for another club. But boy am I glad we're not gonna be playing him anymore this season.,Still ended up better than the Jason Bartlett experience. +"Some lady came through DT at my store a couple of weeks ago and insisted on a pokeball frappucinio, which is supposedly a layered half vanilla bean half strawberry and cream. She flipped out and demanded to speak to the district manager when my shift informed her we would have to charge her for both drinks in order to make her weird-ass beverage.",So more opportunities for happy customers :) +Reason #23 why ICBC rates are so high: people with high-performance high-value cars who lack basic common sense about how and when to drive those cars.,"Pft his car is AWD, he doesn't even need winter tires!" +"That's odd. For me, I have an R4i Gold 3DS and it runs perfectly, even at 11.2.0-35.",Not without CFW +Pretty sure Heineken is Dutch not German...,Germany needs to import their traditional beer +Walmart won't be very cheap if there's a trade war with China.,Get rid of minimum wage and worker protections and we could have low cost Chinese style manufacturing sweatshops in America. +"Simple, there would be a negative altimeter reading.","Ah, a submarine!" +"I would take my concealed carry weapon and open fire. Shoot first, questions later.",Great and justified solution which would reduce bias nationwide +"Damn, I wanted to see the aftermath.",No one wants to upload a video of themselves getting their ass kicked though.. +Please tell me all about the Nidalee rework that has happened since 5.2.,her rework was around 2 years ago and then she got another change to all her skills in another patch after kek +half-naked women get thousands of upvotes; how many for our boys in blue?,Fuck the alliance +In some ways Trump winning is a good thing. A lot of jobs will soon be lost to automation and it would be fun to watch a fully Republican controlled Government to blame it on the Dems now.,The Democrats invented technology and that took away your jobs! +"I used to drink 2-3 drinks a night to try to deal with stress and back pain (not a good idea, I know!). Now that I live in Oregon and started smoking, I have maybe one beer or glass of wine a week. I feel so much healthier, too!",Don't demonize beer +British politicians' power stances,Disgusting manspreaders +Best AMA,Bull Dempsey +kekekekeke,huehuehuehuehue +league is life,I love league of legends too +"Read the post. Not telling you to return it, just that I was right on the cause of failure. But yes, you should return it.",I'll get right on that. +Aldrich will be pleased,*GET THAT DS3 NAME OUTTA THIS SUB RIGHT NOW* +140 actually ya dingus.,"so, still your snarky comment is out of place, ya dingus." +if hillary had won,Implying there would be a future under Hillary. +Except he isn't attending those briefings.,You don't need to when already know everything about the world. +"how do you even begin to clean that up. im not sure if i would rather clean that up, or a dead body.",Just flush it all back down. +"Samsung following iPhone 7 in ditching headphone socket, aims to beat iPhone 8 to virtual Home button",Apple should patent Being Courageous with removing the headphone jack before its too late +Monster! Crumb cake needs a nerf. It OHK's my weight loss over the holidays.,30 seconds to heavy..... +Jesus fucking christ,"Remember, if at first you don't succeed, keep trying it and eventually it might work." +WHAT IS WITH THIS FUCKING WEBSITE AND INCEST,They see it in anime and porn therefore it's totally okay irl! +Yes.,What's the point of a 20k credit allowance if you aren't going to use it? +"Discrimination. Im German and play on JP server i work and live in Japan. Naturally i play in German client so various letters that show what languages i prefer and the client im playing on indicated by the underline in the party menu. I play on a JP datacenter so naturally i que with the language J selected. I enter raid finder into a party of all Japanese players, everyone says their greetings, usually a macro is executed by the tank on positioning but nothing happens, no one says anything, 5minutes pass while we stand where we entered and im dismissed from duty. My only thoughts is that the 7 other members must have been a premade minus the 1 which was me, i can only think they saw the underline under D and decided to dismiss me. Feels bad man. Report in an orderly maner and im given a copy paste response ...the vote to kick feature is there to allow players to choose who they want to play with... Then a day passes and i'm the one that gets suspended. Filthy.",I feel you aren't telling us everything if you were somehow suspended for this. +Burning Man 2017 Theme announced,Well ... finally I can get a good night's sleep now that the theme is announced. +Erebos vs Lazav vs Gonti vs Riku EDH / CMDR game play for Magic: The Gathering,love the two card infinite combo just shutting that game down +It's a joke......,This is clearly canon now can't You tell? +I miss you Max! I wish I had girlfriend like Max she was awesome.,"Warren, is that you?" +"If the final scene/credits of Take Back the Falls used a licensed song, what song would best suit it?","WHERE THE HOOD, WHERE THE HOOD, WHERE THE HOOD AT" +Why not start a petition like everyone else who wants something?,"Those get so much done, don't they?" +We are so screwed...,At least we'll all go down together :). +Who needs other planes when you can have 190 gifs,I guess you really earned your nickname *the autistic wehraboo* +he says dripping with a condescending tone,I got that too from plaintext. +"It's less taxing on the pilots, and they can monitor instruments without being distracted by maintaining an exact altitude, heading and speed.",They should just get the a380 then +This keeps happening to me on my druid...,Is this what happens when you mess up travel form? +Petty will start the final four games for the Jets,For those interested in defenses against the Jets ROS: Week 14: @ SF Week 15: vs MIA Week 16: @ NE Week 17: vs BUF I'm holding onto the Buffalo and Miami defense just for these two games because the Jets are THAT bad. +"Margarines are also incredibly unhealthy, even when compared to butter. They contain Trans Fats which lead to a huge increased risk of obesity and heart disease. Oh and just because I'm poor, doesn't mean i don't want to hang out with my friends.","Cause if there's one thing vegans need to watch out for, it's obesity and heart disease." +Does anyone know how to get 3-0 DNF wins by glitching out your opponent?,Only if you give me the coins first I will tell you +55-17 cumulative record,Yea but have they played anyone good +Get the fuck out of here picky,Baby come back :( +Then who's the baby vampire?,maybe he had a child with toy chica XDDDDDDD +Or a force whose organization will always outclass yours. Rural police departments aren't outfitted for riot control the way urban ones are. Running a city requires a lot of manpower and a lot of equipment that a rural community can't match.,"Nah bruh, all you gotta do is cut some power lines!" +"Throw working people whose conditions are too severe in there too. My girlfriend's dad was a surgeon in new York. He had a stroke, which rendered him unable to work. Which meant he lost his job. Which meant he had no health insurance to pay for treating the stroke he had. Now he's close to broke, living out of a motel - and he started out fairly rich. Your system fucks everyone and is straight up broken.",Well he should've seen that coming and prepared for it! +why no pics of her leaving??,Do you think she is trapped in there? +"Important detail that everyone has missed! We don't have a name for the fandom. We already have a name for the Steven Universe team, but not one for us! What do we call ourselves? I was thinking that we should go with The DeMayo Family.",Universians The Stevians +"Lol, r/itdefinitelyhappened","Yeah, afterwards the store gave her $100 and the womens name was Albertina Einstein." +"Hello, I've added you, I would love to get my hands on one! Thanks in advance!",Are you the ben I just sent one to? +Mogis2007 Finishes the Lightbox!,The loot was well worth it :) +Yes and I get high on personal responsibility,Is it smug in here or is it just you? +"Saw a guy with a mall-ninja AR once. Laser sights, grip pod, aimpoint Pro (knock-off?), 20 yards of the bench. His groups were so wide you'd think he was using birdshot or something.",If you show him how to shoot it maybe he'll let you play with it. +"It's liberal when a persons normal source of information is an agenda driven interpretation of an almost two thousand year old, poorly translated, 3rd and 4th person transcriptions of events from several hundred years prior to their telling; which none of the re-tellers witnessed.",TIL liberal means Christian. +"Fuck off, Dad.",Relevant username +POTM predictions Who do you all predict to be the Player of the Month? .. I've gambled on Costa and Pedro,Moses +Way more waifable than the actual thing.,Why don't you try playing a real FE game you filthy casul Go play 776 I bet u ur top 3 waifus u don't even last the first chapter +"Why is it that so many people seem to think that they found some gotcha that hundreds, if not thousands of researchers missed? Many of the researchers and scientists have dedicated their lives to building incredibly complex models and theories, and yet Joe Schmoe thinks that he's smarter than all of them, and found some basic thing that they overlooked. I see this on all sorts of scientific discussion, especially on Reddit. Now, I'm not saying that we should just blindly accept everything that everyone in a position of authority says, but at the same time, some people need to learn that they're *just not that special*.",Because they're all in on it together! +LOUISIANA: Triggered Snowflakes Force Removal Of Atheist Holiday Billboard After Two Hours - Joe.My.God.,But the anti-abortion billboards that show bloody fetuses are totally okay.... +"It's because of the POS. It's based on Windows XP, and rewriting the code to allow it would be a pain in the ass. People say the same thing about switching refried beans for black beans, or tomatoes for pico. It's perfectly reasonable, but the POS can't do it, so it's up to the employees. And the overwhelming majority either doesn't care or doesn't want to lose our jobs.",DAE think Microsoft and XP = Shit. +Hello darkness my old friend,r/childfree +$UICIDEBOY$ to be included on New Orleans' Buku Fest 2017 Lineup,LMAO RIP DEADMAU5 +Breitbart uses a Weather Channel Clip to Claim Global Cooling. The Weather Channel Responds.,STUPID CUCK +"Not sure if the author ever watched the Caps this year. Morales should be WAY lower, and no mention of Rivero.",We all know nobody watches the caps every year. +Why?,"Well people leaving the faith is always a concern for community members, even if there's no punishment for apostasy or what have u" +"Truck says Don't, that's an order. If you ain't gonna listen to a truck like that then who ya gonna listen to?",I only take orders from the man who's fist is in me. +I really don't want to admit how long I kept that tab open waiting. I'm not smart.,"I don't know what's worse, I knew it was gonna be a black picture and still opened it." +me irl,I don't get it +"No cash, no riots. Thank Modiji","Here, you dropped this:" +"I saw a cool sign on Boomtown, so I vectorized it and made a T-shirt","I know this isn't really relevant but never open the Spirit Bloom chest, it could stop you from getting an extra exotic!" +What is #7?,I too am curious +Somebody post the 4 circle text symbol so we can put it next to the word Phase!,I'd lose my shit if they showed the phase 4 logo with the F4 four at some press conference. +"To people that use bots,",L +"Someone told me to not buy this, so I did",I can't believe Top Ramen shills are being promoted on here. +"Hey guys, dinner's ready.",Is that the famous Gourmet I've heard so much about? +PharMercy takes one for the wrong team,"Wtf dude, that's 100% accuracy plus the rez and healing looked like snapping, obvious aimbot" +Special Forces Group Belgium operators during a demonstration at the Change of Command ceremony.,Nice muzzle awareness on the middle left. +"We have kids and sometimes, semi-jokingly, refer to the dog and cat as furbabies, but there is no real comparison between them and the kids. If any of my (human) children were hungry and there was no other food available, I would kill and butcher either the cat or the dog with few qualms.",You wouldn't kill your neighbor first? +"Just Giles technically, although Bolden barely played today","You all probably get asked this all the time so sorry, but is there an expected timeframe with Giles?" +Apparently Patriots WR is in a book club with a bunch of Ohio mothers,Kaep: My SJW platform made Patriots draft non-white WR +Broncos wearing all blue on Monday Night,Subtle hint that Broncos nation support Democrats :) +I find myself tilting it further up as the leather sags with use.,tighten the nose bolt under the seat to tighten the leather. +"Yup, you know what they say about sand. It's coarse, rough and irritating and it gets everywhere!",Just like the people who live in it +My grandma's basement was filled with like 300 rolls of toilet paper and 2 freezers full of frozen food + lots of canned food. She's not a doomsday prepper but she did live through the great depression.,She's wasting a ton of electricity! +"As long as you're staying within your local network, your upload doesn't matter. In that case, really just about anything will work just fine. I asked because transcoding is CPU intensive.",Ok! +Palace Ultimo 2016 Pt. II,SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A HYMEN you are grounded palace +I cut my finger on the speaker of my OnePlus 3,Next Phone to be banned from boarding flights. +"This was in the mid-90s, but I worked with a guy who knew the throw out routines of several close-by fast food restaurants: McDonald's, Schlozky's, etc. Back then, McDonald's would just make a ton of everything, put them under a heat lamp, and they would just get picked up as people ordered them. Items had a fairly short shelf life, so they would get tossed. He said most of the time they would all go in the same trash bag, everything in their individual wrappers. He somehow knew which bags were which and would bring home a big bag of Big Macs, Quarter Pounders, and whatnot. I took his advice and went to Schlozky's right after closing. I opened their dumpster and, sure enough, there was a big garbage bag FULL of their fresh-made bread and nothing else. I took that bag home, froze most of it, and ate for a year on Schlozky's bread. That was my only time dumpster diving, but the guy was definitely onto something (that didn't include weight management).",I miss schlozskys so fucking much. +i'm subhuman i am a roach probably Mr. 0!!,username checks out. +Am I the only 1 who thinks it's weird...,No. +Drug use should be legalized but not promoted music festival or not.,"This is not promoting drugs, this is making sure no one dies inside your venue." +"Hate to see him so down on himself, but self critique is important. Hopefully he can put those behind him and recapture some of his old form. Hard not to feel bad for such an honest, hard working, and generally likable guy.",'member when he had Ronaldo in his pocket all game in '15? +"NALT or Nicotine. NALT is particularly good for late-night stimulation since it only lasts for a couple hours max and then there is a slight crash that will have you ready for bed. It also increases growth hormone levels, which would compliment natural hormone cycles. Also, mastication is a natural stimulant. I keep a pack of toothpicks in my backpack at all times in case I'm having a dip in mental energy and can't get to a better alternative. It's a very simple but effective form of light stimulation. Of course, you could also use chewing gum, but I dislike artificial sweeteners.",Xylitol is a common artificial sweetener that has a host of benefits for the mucous membranes. +"Man, the Cards have really branched out with their hacking game.",Retribution for that 18 strikeout game. +"Pray TSM is a strong team, whether I join them or not","TSM is a strong team, whether I join them or not" +"CPU stealing tipping passes Im pretty sure this has been made, but this is crazy aspect of this game, the centers and power fowards in particular, are getting way to many steals, specifically when i play against karl anthony towns or anthony davis, they average about 6 steals in the online all star mode, they have the spatial awareness to cover 3 people on the court in terms of passing lanes, i understand they dont want people getting easy dunks or layups all the time, but to make it so they pick off EVERY pass? this is ridiculous, fix this, it is not fair to the player and makes the game feel no fun, as when you try to facilitate , you actual sometimes end up making the team worse, if there are opposing cpu causing you to have 5 turnover's in one quarter...","Happens in MyPark too, if someone leaves the game and AI take over inside passes are impossible, gets stolen every time" +Your friends are nazis lol wake up,"calling those who disagree with you names really isn't working anymore in 2016, trump won in part because name calling tactics in order to silence opposition is just so <2016" +Only the poor will suffer this fate. The rich can afford good lawyers ang get away with it.,"don't worry, duterte is pro-poor and anti-oligarch!" +That site is heavy on opinion and light on facts.,You clearly didn't read the very large citations at the bottom of every page. +faceit lvl What Faceit Level can you compare to global in mm?,I would say 7-8 roughly. +"Yeah, it could be what you described. But I'm also wondering if it was a result of how packet transfer (packet loss) functions in gaming, where the game is always predicting the most likely command/action of you and all others playing. I can't explain it fully, but maybe since Ahri was spamming her Flash toward her tower as she was rooted by Ivern, the server predicted that she would end up there, and so it made the Ivern Q dash that Zed took place him allll the way where she was trying to Flash toward. Bit of a longshot, but it's possible.","Interesting, both seem plausible" +My fitness *journey*,"Journey ... Because once you reach your fitness destination, your done" +In the reward screen at bottom there is a question mark button just above the sweet button. If you have mouse overed it you should've seen the explaination about the mount.,"Didn't hover but now I know that I have to earn it to keep it, I was just confused." +Anubis' active is an awesome hazard clear and quick green orb changer.,Yeah I think I mention his hazard clear as a positive. +"Ah, and I comment with 666 comments...","669 now, you filthily number hater" +French court says Virgin Mary statue must go,This statue certainly hurts so many people +What is the hardest thing you have ever said no to?,If I loved my brother. +US income of bottom 50% flat since 1970s as Big Ideas falter,Everyone knows Trickle down economics fixed this issue. +"That's awesome man, you're a legendary father (or mother)!!",It's fun to be able to bond over such a great hobby. +"He has won just the poll, the final result hasn't been out yet.",Imperialist TIME magazine editors don't dare suppress the will of the citizens of the world. +"If you need some space, I would take 1-2 chest :D",I would rather take 2-3 :3 +"Back to Back games: Almost 60 minutes of game time, 1 goal and 4 assists, at his age. The man is a god damn animal, he's just not human. What a horse.","*but but but muh advanced stats, Risto is actually garbage why can't anyone seeeeeeee*" +"With my rogue I could enter in the courtyard of the Nighthold, here some screenshots",you should be banned for exploiting +Every tackle I win just goes right back to someone on the other team. What kind of bs game is this?,Git gud m8 +Fuck. Zelda is such a cool name too. I wonder where Samus falls on that scale...,"Gonna name my little boy after that video game hero, Zelda!" +"I always do, unless it's a bad comment","This is, by far, the edgiest use of confession bear today." +"Every Polish patriot knows that Jesus was Polish! Spritually, at least.",I mean the Bible is in Polish so he must have been Polish +misclicking irl,I now see the correlation between old school players and having down syndrome +Predictions on who's gonna win the 10k umg tourney this weekend (It's snd only),"I think Blazt and Maniak are playing together, if so I think they will" +"The wild ride will end on December 31st, when Mitch McConnell and Bernie Sanders have an arm wrestling contest to determine who is the next POTUS.",I was told the Bernie and Mitch would do a caber toss event to determine the next president. +Reddit Tribute to Blink-182's Side Projects,"Shoutout to the ones, including myself, who covered Alkaline Trio or Matt songs!" +Came just to see all the butt hurt kids bitching. I got what I came for.,You got me +"Jesus Christ go crawl back to a tumblr triggered blog already. What is it with you people? I have never seen such a candy-assed bunch of special snowflakes. When did a little poking fun about some guy who looks EXACTLY like a movie character turn into some big thing? I think half the time its so you can get brown nose points and upvotes on here. I can't hardly fathom someone who can survive real life while being so easily offended. Or maybe you have white knight disease? Who is to say. But damn, stop being so fragile, baby boy.","Given your long, whiny, incoherent rant, you're the only triggered guy here" +"Honestly, I think Dan focuses too much on the Completes series. I understand that it's a series, but the reason I subscribed in the first place was because I wanted gaming content that was entertaining at the same time. I like the old Dan. The one who made more random videos instead of seriously completing games. I tried watching Completes once, but I was lost at around the time the 7th episode was uploaded, I can't even keep track.","Well, Dan won't change it, because he's convinced that only a vocal minority is against the current channel format." +Statement from Keith Ellison on DNC Chair Race,"I'm sure Howard Dean who spent weeks saying nothing but full-time, full-time will back him now." +Clinton camp touts 40 more GOP endorsements,"Yeah, she totally isn't a Republican though." +Half naked girls get thousands of upvotes; how many for prussian blue?,"Pack it up boys, we've finally hit the best version of this meme." +Brought to you by the party that categorized ketchup as a vegetable.,BUT IT'S TOMATO KETCHUP +"Monmouth OH poll: Clinton 44, Trump 42",Thanks LeBron +His comment is Shrouded in mystery....,Everyone thought they were autimatically going to qualify after drawing Hellraisers. +Down 18% since letting Mark Sutcliffe go. :(,but expenses down 18% too ... +Plinko central!,amen brother +Researchers on the Verge of Creating Artificial Intelligence/Human Hybrids,"good lord, the ads on this article." +We could get everything done if it weren't for those pesky cishets,It's scary how much likes it gets. +Can Ace get his finger pistols as an emote in-game? Please? I really want to piss off everyone by blowing up a gen and then doing this emote.,Or the airplane emote from H1z1... Killers would get abused. +"I'm not claiming you have an agenda or anything. I was just curious as to why it was left out, I assumed hopefully that you did mean it in the and the like as the above mentioned. But thank you for clarifying.","Sure thing and don't hesitate to ask us questions, we always prefer clarifying issues over users having misconceptions" +"Not really. Playing videogames also includes tuff like tetris and other singleplayer games. The term e-sport gets used for a special kind of games which are being played in a manner not unlike real sport events (broad base of players, professional players playing for an audience).",1 player = videogame 2 players = esports OK i get it now +But I use bash and PERL and stuff.,You're gonna have to stop that nonsense and use powershell. +"Actually, I think it's pretty awesome and hilarious. Why are people mad? - x/post from CringeAnarchy",Because everyone knows that vaginas are disgusting +Yeah there's absolutely no correlation between successful players at TI1 and other tournaments/TIs.,You forgot your +"Pneumatics... Need to stop them with +/-.05mm I'm using an air pneumatic with about 30mm of travel. It has to travel at full speed, then stop with in .05mm of it end position. Is this possible? What's the best kind of sensor for this? Thanks a million for the help!",I would probably just put in an accurately located stop block or something. +"VA Mortgage Loan question Greetings y'all So, I have a house that I bought using the VA mortgage/loan thing. OK, I'm not so good with house terms, this is the first house I ever bought. But now I need to sell it as I landed a dream job ... in another state. Today my realtor for this house called and asked if there were any special fees/costs/early payoff penalty associated with selling a house that has a VA Loan. I know there's the fee when buying the house, but is there one when selling off the house? I'll call my mortgage peeps Monday but now I really want to know LOL I'm hoping to do this again in the new state next fall. Thanks!",There is no VA fee when selling the house. +Oh you want us to add some mini games? Well what if we just gave you the tools to create your own? Incredible.,so lazy +"Serious question. Ernie Grunfeld is the 5th longest tenured GM in the NBA behind Riley, Kupchak, Buford, and Ainge (all of whom have won titles). Then it's Ernie, Larry Bird, and Don Nelson (also won a title). Larry has made the Conference Finals, Ernie has never made it out of the 2nd round. So my question, how in the fuck has he held a job this long?",Ownership waiting on Hinkie's non-compete to end +Why not just get a small then and refill more often?,Shhhhhh how dare you use logical reasoning against me? +This fucking meme.,It's already a meme? +"When my buddy was in art class in Junior High (ages 12-14) he told the teacher that if she didnt get burnt sienna he'd shoot up the school. He was the hilarious spaz kid though and everyone laughed, even the teacher. She reprimanded him but it still made her chuckle.","You should get that kids phone number, so he can tell when he's gonna do it." +"Ended after the 2007 season, so what's your point?",It was a sarcastic answer at the thought of Bud/Busch being the new title sponsor. +Ah so pay to play?,"Must not be, since it's not the Democrats doing it." +nami draft 1,Let's all just make the exact same clothes with different logos on it ! +Losers,objectively true +Outnumbered,"Alright, and I thought mine was impressive" +18M I honestly don't know if I am attractive or not.(Help),Jawline and eyebrows are definitely strong... change the hair +It's not that I don't have $200. It's called budget for a reason. No point in having it if you go over it.,Yours is too little for a decent vape... I'm.sorry but :/ +"I am buying a bible today, any recommendations for specific versions, and any recommendations for good bible study plans? Some of you might remember my post here from a few weeks ago. I've spent the past few weeks contemplating this whole dilemma, and I've resolved myself to go out and buy a bible and begin self-study. I've previously owned two NIV and one NKJV. However, I want to get a bible that is accompanied by a true *Study* plan. It is not simply reading the bible that I intend to do, but true in-depth reflection. So, any recommendations of good bible study plans, or bibles that best accompany this type of reading?",KJV or it isn't the word of God. +There's two kinds of people...,Mental Illness is bullshit just toughen up pussies! +"no Filthy frank, idubzz, leafy, h3h3, theres a pattern...",They should make their OWN rewind video. +I don't think he will. He didn't as mayor.,power corrupts... past behavior is no indicator of future performance. +Enzo & Luke Harper,Smacktalker Swampwalker +"same but thankfully all my stress and anxiety has made me lose weight. oh wait, not thankfully. the other word.",<3 :( +"Colorists - how do you deal with clients? I'm currently freelance coloring at a very large, but completely tech-naive, company. I'm grading on a calibrated monitor and all is going well. Client is happy. However, they then watch the exports on their Macbook/Phone/PC and suddenly dislike the color. I've tried to reason with them that they're viewing is going to be inconsistent from device to device, but they're insisting that I revise my color grade so that it looks better on their Macbook... instead of the calibrated monitor. The only thing I can think of is that the calibrated monitor is set to a 2.4 gamma and I'm grading in Da Vinci on a 2.4 gamma timeline. I'm not sure if their devices are displaying things at 2.2, but that's my only guess. I haven't seen the footage on their devices yet. How do you guys deal with this?",You could calibrate their laptop monitor. +"Wait, did we just figure out how to reduce the foreign labors in our country. Might need to find something for Indonesia and Bangladesh as well.",Umat Islam Indonesia diperkosa alat Yahudi-Barat-Cina-Kristian Ahok. +Not my capital - best non-capital ever,"No canal no Petra no salt, 0/10" +"Without drug law, that guy will still be charged with destruction of your property. He would end up behind bars either way, so whats the problem?",It feels icky! +"#15 West Virginia University vs Western Carolina It's on root sports, started at 7:00 pm",This is one of the closet games of the night +"In all fairness, they also have a **4 times higher** population and produce a shit ton of stuff **for us**.",You can't count the pollution of American owned factories producing goods for American consumers against America. +Ironicamente van a terminar pareciendose a la Iglesia de tanto predicar como se debe vivir. *He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster*,"*if you gaze into the abyss... something something cambias la visera por la gorra, careta*" +"I understand what you're saying, but It had to effect your show viewing. Just knowing things were going to happen. If you know the s1e9 ending at the beginning of s1, or if you know what happens at the red wedding you just can't get as attached to the characters, you can't genuinely root for them and feel sad or angry when they fail. Spoilers ruin well written shows. You can still enjoy most of the show as someone unknowing of the outcome for the reasons you said. The journey. But if you know the outcome, there's no emotional risk in liking/disliking any characters.","IOW -- people who watched the show only were practically crying when the Red Wedding happened, and people who read the books were holding the camera on them and snickering." +Go die in a fire volvo fangay.,Turns out I want to! +"Debt, unfair tax rates on those who choose to work, and money from productive provinces. The last thing Maritime provinces need are more incentives towards idleness, substance abuse, and depression.","Yeah, fuck those freeloaders choosing to be depressed and addicted." +"Sources: #Marlins in agreement with free-agent RHP Jeff Locke, pending physical.",#boycottjeffreyloria +UCLA commit LaMelo Ball points at the half court line and then pulls up behind it.,DID DIS DUDE JUS DID DIS +White Castle has given me more gastrointestinal discomfort than Taco Bell could ever imagine.,If you're only going to White Castle at 4 am after a night of heavy drinking maybe it's not the food's fault. +Was just scrolling through my Xbox screenshots and came across my FIFA 15 Ultimate Team. She was a thing of beauty...,That Bronze Bench looks like a team of beasts! +Epic gameday hype video I made. We got to take a helicopter to the game and skydive,nice thumbnail +Jill Stein 2020!!,Let's all gather around our healing crystals and meditate for her victory. +How to not be blatant cheater 101,Seems very legit with duel Avants. +"Will yen go up or down if.. If the situation in Italy, Holland, Germany, France etc., over the months ahead looks like turning right wingish and anti-EU, is the yen likely to weaken or strengthen against the euro/GBPound?","Invest in lead, globalism won't go out quietly." +Doesnt he suck tho?,"Freak might be buffed and shit, but we still have papabiceps from VP <3" +I'm from the UK and go to a UK university but support the Hokies,C A T S CATS CATS CATS +"Wireless is not a new feature though. It just wasn't the standard, and with good reason. There's no real logical reason for apple to remove the jack. Its not for waterproofing and they didnt replace it with a better or even an equal replacement.",Atleast they replaced it with a far superior alternative to the 100 year old tech. +You may be able to use the console's MAC address to set a static DHCP lease (DHCP is the reason your IP address changed),dhcp has nothing to do with your public ip +Man sculls bottle of water after spending 3 days in desert with no liquid. Liberal media: MOTIVE UNCLEAR,BREAKING NEWS: RUSSIANS HACKED THE BOTTLE MORE BREAKING NEWS: JILL STEIN DEMANDS A RECOUNT ON THE AMOUNT OF DAYS SPENT IN THE DESERT +LeBron and his posse doing the water bottle challenge on the bench,That's racist! +A highschool student schools her class on white privilege. This is worthy of a news report at Buzzfeed.,And what a modest young lady too +Its fucking $1200,"Well, thanks for adding insult to injury!" +"I'm a fucking retard; what part am I missing to make this work, and can I get it from Amazon?",Does the mod itself have a threads inside ? +"Former Kentucky, Texas A&M Coach Billy Gillispie is retiring from basketball",Oh no what happened +"buff for sparky Sparky is a 6 elixir legendary yet it is the only legendary which has not been seen in any meta. Sparky's main problem is that when it is zapped, it requires another 5 seconds to charge up. Proposed solution : Make zap (or any stun) unable to reset Sparky's charge time. Let's look at other heavy hitters. If we zap a balloon before it reaches the tower, it does not require an additional 3 seconds to drop its bomb. If we zap a mini pekka or pekka after it lifts up its sword, it does not require another 1.8 seconds to target, instead it continues the assault. If we zap a giant before it punches the tower, or a hog before it hammers the tower, both troops do not need an additional 1.5 seconds before charging up. This change will not make sparky overpowered, as small troops such as skeletons and goblins will still be able to distract sparky Alternatively, zap could reset every troops charge time for standardisation. Leave your opinions in the comments!",10/10 would buff again +Also it has that one extra second...,In my timezone january 1st gets an extra second :-) +I'm upset with this bill because it violates the fundamental rights of privacy and bodily autonomy of a woman. P.s. I'm not a monster,"You're a woman who has sex, ergo you're a monster" +"I have to say, it isn't every day that you see an American who cares enough about Canada to be able to give sound advice about the CEC. Gold star, sir!",I try to be competent at arguing with everyone. +How is cutting off a piece of someone without their consent *not* mutilation?,Because FGM is a 100 million bajillion times worse than circumcision because reasons. +I'm color blind and I can't tell if a redemption is from an ally or enemy.,"Ezpz, if your team is running away from it, it's probably yours" +Nastassja Kinski early 80s,Enhance. +Riiiiiiight. We're kinda the stupidest nation on the planet right now.,"We have been for awhile, we just made it official." +Here's how far apart the proposed merged Job Centres in Glasgow will be based on Google Maps walking distance and time,"Well, I guess they should choose not to be poor eh" +10/10 even rare moment of me tking Volker is in this.,Rare +It's up,and it's **lit af** +Im colorblind and i cant see my challenger border,Welcome to the seventh season of shitposts +"My attempt at a Titan: Backblast So this Titan is all about explosives, instead of that just being her core, so let's get to it! **Chassis: Ogre** **Weapon: Quad Rocket** - Acts similar to how it did in TF1, maybe without the circling stuff, wasn't a fan of that **Offensive Ability: Grenade Launcher** - Fires 3 Triple Threat sized grenades in quick succession **Defensive Ability: Arc Mines** - Launches a pair of Arc Mines, similar to how Northstar launches her Tripwires **Utility Ability: Backblast** - Fires a large rocket that knocks her back, and knocks back any titans effected **Core: Destruction Core** - Backblast spins around, launching grenades all around her in a blossom of explosions. **Execution 1: Parting Gift** - Backblast punches the hostile titan in the cockpit, knocking it down. She punches a grenade into the cockpit and kicks the downed Titan away before it explodes. **Execution 2: Disarmed** - Backblast rips both of the hostile Titan's arms off, then shoves grenades into the arm sockets, kicks the Titan away before it explodes. So where other Titans just launch a fuckton of explosives for their core, Backblast is all about blowing shit up. A few ideas I have for kits are: Quad Rocket shoots one, larger rocket with a small amount of cluster explosives in it. Arc Mines become Arc Grenades. Fire 6, smaller grenades instead of 3 big ones. Backblast (the ability) deals more damage and more knockback. Blast Shield, Backblast (the Titan) takes less damage from her explosions. *This Titan came to be in my mind during a 16hr, caffeine fueled drive, so be gentle*","Love it, only thing I would switch is making grenades be default, and the kit turns them into mines, similar to the triple threat kit from TF1." +Hardcore History drinking game Drink every time Dan says: - extremes of human experience - rubber-meets-the-road moment - statue-of-liberty-in-the-sand moment - the battle of Cannae - Alexander the Great - meatgrinder - I'm just a fan of history Take a shot every time he refers to himself as yours truly,"Every time you have to turn down the volume when he recites a quote, do that and take a shot of your preferred beverage." +Is ~~Marth~~ Roy in this game?,"Yeah, all you have to do to get Roy is sacrifice Marth at the fort in the tutorial chapters to hold off the incoming knights." +I didn't feel like that was needed. He's not a bad guy and that's the first time he's snapped,Okay so maybe next time then? +nah it was full of bad tricks. 1. Powering the wireless device with 100 times what it would ever survive 2. Building an antenna and let it talk to a missile that is under the horizon 3. making a story about a house that is EM shielded but you can use your cell in it 4. lets forget about the hacking,How about smoking a brisket in 30 minutes? +and what do you do for mana? just chug pots like a fuckin clown?,Hmm given the choice between chugging pots and being able to break phys immunes when my character deals primarily physical damage... IDK honestly it's a tossup. +BACON EAT OUR SHITTY HEAT LAMP BACON BACON EVERYTHING BECAUSE WE ARE MORONS IF YOU DON'T LIKE OUR BACON WE QUESTION YOUR MASCULINITY BACON BACON BACON,american bacon is trash canadian/danish/british bacon is where it's at +These days I'd rather have cancer than AIDS,Are you sure or are you HIV positive. +"As someone who lives in Michigan and has Xmas shopping to do, you don't understand how tempting this is",Please do this for the entire internet's gift for xmas. +"Without explaining the reasoning behind it, what's your inside joke?",You're a (insert inanimate object here) +Rainbow Six players have been asking for this forever.,But a Tachanka is pulled by a horse... +Will the S controller work with the non S Xbox?,yes +It's my fast food blog...,How dare you! +"Yep. He doesn't know how to rate good wrestling matches, he is a spot monkey fan.","Yeah, because any match that has big spots can never have a story too!" +Megyn Kelly is under 24 hour armed guards due to threats to her children.,Look at that Trump bringing armed security jobs back to America. +Such a stupid scene,fucking marvel fanboy +Dropping your whole team and picking up all 49ers players.,But it's the Jets...they quit on their coach +as someone in the preview programs she has gotten ridiculously better and responsive. Still takes about 5 seconds after i say Hey cortana record that but it is way better than it was. I dont know when they roll these updates out to the public but they really need to. My friends who aren't in the preview program have all given up on her too,"She takes 5-10 seconds to take a screenshot, and at least twice as long to record something." +"Facts for those who dispute man-made climate chage: co2 is a greenhouse gas Historically, when co2 went up, the planet warmed. We are producing a lot of co2. We are eliminating much of the plants' and oceans' ability to remove co2 The earth is getting warmer. Now, taking all of those into consideration, there's only one logical conclusion.",But scientists have been wrong before. +it's strange to me that someone could be so mentally broken that they become furious at the thought of children eating food.,"Hey man, that money could pave like 6 feet of highways somewhere." +"I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory.","On Wednesdays I go shopping, and have buttered scones for tea" +"I feel the father should be arrested immediately because it is beyond suspicious that his father pulled his surety the same day he last spoke with his son who ... told him he was in Vancouver on business, but would return for his Dec. 1 court date. How convenient and not at all suspicious! Part of the bail conditions were Tariq would reside with his father (who was his surety) and have a 10pm curfew. I hate to make assumptions, but it's hard not to assume the father knew of Tariq's intentions to flee, or was helping him flee, which is why he pulled his surety on the day he last spoke with him.",I'm sure his father had no idea he had two passports. +"Stealth (not intentionally, just don't put it out there) trans checking in. Outside of people who knew me before I've not had anybody misgender me or treat me any different than they would any other woman. I'm lucky in this regard, but I'd bet all those women I peed next to had no idea...",You're obviously delusional! +"Girls of Reddit, what is something that guys may consider nice but is actually creepy to you?",*reads thread* Fuck you old me! +Bamboo pillows. I think you can find them on amazon. They're like plush and soft but more firm which I can't recommend enough.,why the hell would anyone want a pillow made of bamboo +its mainly because we haven't had to play the likes of stoke on cold rainy night.,"Very difficult that, its not like Valencia didn't beat them there or anything" +I don't. i like most music and I just don't like to discuss it with people really.,"Hey man, my taste in music is better than your taste in music." +"Black. The word the rest of the world uses is black. Most black people in America say black. White people in America say African American because they don't know what is ok and isn't ok. Black folks don't refer to white folks as European Americans, just white. Just to be clear though, Asians are not, I repeat not, to be called yellow. Race is weird.",I was under the impression that Rocky Johnson was just Canadian. +"I swear to god, this hate is created mostly by low elo players, everyone knows how to play again stage a Yasuo and there is champs that are even more op. What's wrong with this community is that it's too hypocritical and that's disgusting. They get along together to shit on a specific champ group of players and when the hype is down they do the same with another.","Everyone is low elo, I am platinum so i'm always right." +Need sources. This could be a dem disinformation campaign.,The author's name is Daftpunk... +Can cannabis relieve pain and other ailments?,I think the answer might be yes +Anon has a good point on Overwatch,"Couldn't agree more with this, from the first time I watched the cinematic trailer I knew something was... off" +"That makes the current situation easier but makes every future situation more complicated, which isn't exactly good lawmaking...","On the contrary, it ensures that *a* democratic process continues in regards to the Head Moderator, it may complicate it more, but as it is, this is the simplest solution I could think of in three days of a high stress situation with everyone attacking my position." +"That's not violence, it's black on white equality.",Reparations. +How to pronounce Porsche,"My dealership says Porsh, but to fit the stereotype I'm entitled to pronounced it any way I want because I drive one!" +"Did he not say they understand, but couldn't fit it in this development cycle due to large issues with shadow priest and some other classes? I guess it's easier to just make a snarky comment for upvotes.","Yes its much more important to fix mages, no time for warlocks and their silly qq" +"Soak A Cotton Ball In Alcohol, Put It In Your Navel And Get Rid Of Cough, Cold, Abdominal And Menstrual Pain",Piss off with this shit. +Visual basic?,CSS? +Poll: Clinton leads Trump by 2 in Arizona,How fucked up do you have to be as a Republican candidate for fucking Arizona to be in play? +I never get off my bike when filling up the tank,"Just make sure not to set anything in front of the tank near your handlebars.. *One time* I thought I'm just gonna sit here and fill up like a boss - of course thats the time the entire nozzle was filled with gas from the previous user, and I soaked my nice leather wallet in gasoline.." +I fucking hate this band.,It's like music Limp Bizkit would make if they all got sober. +"Taking the road test at the Danbury DMV soon, any tips or tricks??? (Ik this has been asked, looking for recent experiences)","Not specific to the Danbury DMV but in general, drive the streets around the DMV to get familiar with them." +Gameday Thread 10/22/16: Dodgers (Kershaw) at Cubs (Hendricks) (5:00),Start drinking those r/dodgers tears! +no offense but from the point of a Flemish speaker you guys sound like angry 30 years old pedophiles,Yall sound retarded +So there are no white females? Um.. ok?,bottom left! +Can anyone here help me fix up my nana's cake pan?,Maybe try the DIY sub. +Gym glove or no gloves? I've been working out without gloves for a while now and I've began to develop callouses on my palm. I'm not sure if I should continue with it. Is a rough textured palm better than soft palm? Are there any special benefits/cons from either?,"I read this as , man or no man?" +Flip your foam insert over and it will look cleaner and hide the outline you used,"If I do that, then the rifle will be resting on the wrong side." +"Also, condolences",What is that from? +I'll be at it tomorrow And I will post pics of the results,Commenting for the reminder +"Yeah, opinions do vary. I shared mine. I will say the picture is the funniest part.It is pretty funny. Im hard to please comically. So so sorry",AREYOUFUCKINGSORRY +Russia is to dash-cams as China is to street-cams,"Smeared, like a booger under a desk." +"Except... y'know... the ending of V3 when they all-did, and Ruby's was under her cloak... and you can't see behind any of the others in the poster",But you should still be able to see part of these from the front of everyone's shoulders just like with Jaune if it was really a backpack what we can see in his right arm. +"Lol, prestige? No one boasts about working at Amazon's HQ... it's 2 orders of magnitude higher than working at Chick-fil-A...",2 orders of magnitude is 100 +Can I get a politically based Starcraft Mod?,WRONG. +"People who have had to sit in exit rows, what's your story?",16 hours of leg room on a 777 and a hot flight attendant. +"Without explaining the reasoning behind it, what's your inside joke?",40 hertz +Grandparents are getting an ascension for christmas!,"Where's the 6700k, and the Titan XP?" +"Yeah but with that kind of length, locomotion surely would not be very good. Any word on it's navigational capabilities?",Clearly it would not be able to stop using breaks. +Wait so all sos pokemon get x2 normal ev points then its x2 on top of that from the virus?,Yep. +"U.S. Life Expectancy Declines, and Researchers Are Puzzled",Could Millenials be the cause for life expectancy decline? +"Bug Spotter - Bugs, Issues, Glitches Every Thursday this thread will show up as a place for everyone to list common bugs and issues they are coming up against in Paragon. These can also be bugs that the larger community is already aware of, but need reiterating. It would be useful if you included some basic information about the bug, including how to reproduce it, platform, and general specs if you're playing on PC. Hopefully this will give Epic a weekly place to pull any issues they aren't aware of. This thread happens every **Thursday**.",Giveaway codes going dead after 15 minutes +Mythic Reborn getting warmed up,Spicy +I am the one.,Don't weigh a ton. +"You must not have bothered to check. After Columbine, a law passed that you couldn't buy a gun for a minor and changes to background checks were made. After Virginia Tech, a new criminal background system was put in place. After Sandy Hook, stiffer regulations were put into place for the ownership of assault weapons and a law was made to lessen the amount of bullets that can be held in a magazine. These are just the things that were passed. After Columbine, over 200 pieces of proposed gun control legislation made it's way through congress.","Well, you cracked it, definitely a conspiracy." +it's all the hype about the 'snowstorm' we're supposed to have tonight you should have seen it this past monday. Just 5cm of snow and everyone went fuckin' bananas. now they're saying 10 to 20cm tonight,But this was in Tampa Bay... +"Big guy here. 6'3, 250lb. You know what I've never been yelled at for? Playing guard. I play guard with everybody because I want my guard to get better. If I sweep and get on top and they're very small compared to me, I just sit back down. There's no need to knee on belly some 130lb person in class. I save that for big boys or higher ranked people. I think if you establish yourself as a guard player then small, inexperienced people won't worry about you crushing them. Just sweep, defend, and submit from the bottom. When you go against big or experienced people, bust out your top game.",As a 130 pound person I thank you kind giant. +"G-Reco, you magnificent mess, you.",I loved the G-Lucifer. +Only men cannot wear earrings. Women are allowed to wear one pair.,Yay for sexism. +Can I have a hug?,Sure +I'm surprised DPD responded so quickly considering the posts i have seen here lately. glad 2 doge unharmed.,White guy lives there +Buying salt in Vancouver before snowmageddon,"good idea for them, when that bulk of salt is done, all who bought the salt have effectively salted their front entrace" +They're also probably both teenagers on the internet.,"This girl is 24 I think, so I'm not sure she qualifies as a teenager" +Bleach YamaP Buffs,Rukia with more sbr incoming! +That's super unfair to people with mental disabilities.,"Yeah, many disabled people who'd be called retarded live far more fulfilling and productive lives than those denizens at The_Donald." +Fernando tells us how he really feels.,"Fortunately, Renault turned out to be a much more honorable team." +Your point about being the team that wasted AD really resonates with me. It's not just Pelicans fans that are frustrated at the franchise's incompetence...the rest of us are just hoping that he'll play on a team that deserves to have him.,"Yeah, let's just put all of the best players on one team so we don't feel bad." +This was 24 days ago. I think this have nothing to do with the Update this time :o,oh rly +What is NOT worth seeing in person?,"Stonehenge- the closest you can get it is a couple hundred meters away, also it's just some neatly arranged stones" +"But the goal isn't to beat them at their own game. Apple doesn't compete on performance or professional features. They compete on battery lifetime, compactness/design, UX/UI, etc. The ARM chips play right into that.",That would at least explain why the Macbook Pro isn't really Pro anymore +Sam with AD would be amazing. It's like him having Embiid healthy from the get go.,You realize he would prob trade him right? +"in short, no","+1 very good answer, I won't buy the game now" +"The Abandoned Randall Park Mall, Once the Largest Mall on Earth",Obviously this is just a shill post by Walsons jewelers.. +What's going on with the Penguins' defense and how do they fix it?,It's obviously all fleury fault +fucking necrophile,There's nothing like the smell of a rotting corpse in the mourning. +What is OP thinking? Mastery food? Mods pls ban OP.,"You sure you don't want some Nightborne Delicacies, complete with... snails and gem chips?" +Wife: you think we can make it in time before they close? Husband: Don't worry about it.,Wouldn't it be more aerodynamic to face the tree the other way? +Currently only 1.9 gbs on my iphone.,Same here on lg +"If I remember correctly some locals tried to get one of the ambassadors to a hospital for treatment, and someone took a picture which people used to pain them as terrorists trying to torture the guy. I forget if he made it to the hospital or not but unfortunately he did end up dying.","But that's just the facts, can't trust those." +What to do with fake yeezys? I got a pair of fake yeezys a while back and just ordered a legit pair. Feel like a fake ass broke boi wearing them so I need them gone.,You literally answered your own question. +"So, you wanna be a Cassie main, eh? Ahem. *Pulls out a scroll that rolls away for miles listing mean words that people will call you for playing said character*",My personal favorite is Casserole +Thanks for the hot tip,"TIL that if I'm trying to lose weight and I'm not hungry for lunch, I should shove food in my face regardless." +The Division inspired Gear pic,"Already Karmawhoring, Jacob?" +Try Hard Podcast: Bolen Discovers the Internet - Try Hard Podcast #12,I found out this sub existed because of the this episode! +Exactly- he shot and killed the man right away. It would only make sense to end the killer's life the same way.,"Yes, the government should definitely aspire to do things exactly the same way a criminal did." +I bet they're planning on getting rid of celebrating at all. The rules regarding it are getting tighter every year.,"It's ridiculous, the league is more fun with personalities" +once again riot shows they don't know balance with new poro king like black market brawler everyone bought the same thing despite having so many choices. now we have 4 choices in new poro king and the xerath ult one seems only decent one and only one people will buy.,"Yeah dude, screw Riot for not balancing a gamemode meant for fun in the name of competitive integrity." +That's a weird way of spelling My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy,"I don't know, I still think the track Drunk and Hot Girls is some of his best work" +That's kinda what wives are supposed to do anyway.,"Well, that and making sandwiches, amirite?" +Looks a little more Van Goghy to me,Finally +Are you Pobelter? XD,I wish +Former Vancouver resident convicted of manslaughter in India,That'll teach her to try and help orphans! +Which they ripped off from Karl Marx,But they made it ***FUN*** again +I'm 15 and I'm pretty sure I've listened to some,Wow I'm 14 and I own a phonograph. +"A UPS driver who spotted call 911 scrawled on a package helped police free a woman who had been held captive in her own home and sexually assaulted, authorities said","I don't feel uplifted.. Also, reminds me of some movie where 2 kids or something were kept captive and they used morse code with a lamp or something." +Get out.,"I dunno, his idea is on the right track." +Please people. Return your phones. They are a hazard to you and more importantly everyone around you. You wouldn't give your child a handgun as a pacifier would you? Please be sensible. It's a thing. Things can be replaced. Lives cannot.,Why can't we give them as Christmas presents to ISIS? +"Haven't watched it yet, but if he's talking about a market deciding, he's wrong. PEA's owners have explicitly and specifically rejected that route, saying they will not run their league in CS if ESL continues to provide competition.","If your product cant stand the competition, forcing the competitiors out of the market by using player leverages is not something good for the scene, no matter what PEA says they pay out." +Nice.,Nice. +"50% is not the right number, either imo. Making the playoffs should be an achievement.","I think we should aim to be like the NFL, not as hard to make the playoffs as MLB but not as easy as the NBA." +Tfw u get away from problems by fapping but then the porn hits you with the feels.,I feel disgusted you didn't give a source +"No, the election is the election. It's over. What should happen is that Russia should be called the fuck out for illegally hacking the DNC email servers if they truly did it. Put further sanctions on them, etc. If you don't think it's wrong for a foreign state to illegally break into servers in the US and use that information to influence the election... I don't know what to say to you.",But his team won... +"crate 1 2x crate 2 or 1 and something u choose what u offer as something else, I just wanna get a crate 2",ill do 1 crate 2 + lime wizard hat +Need Exhaust for N54 335. So I just picked up my 335 08 in grey. LOVE this car! Though there is one thing. I want this thing to sound like a bat outa hell. Any exhausts that can make this thing sound like a Italian super car? Just curious. Price isn't an issue budget is about 3500 or so. Thanks.,An exhaust that can somehow turn your turbo straight six into a high revving V12 should do the trick. +How to get a 30 min deserter ban,You should have hidden your profile +My blood type told me to be positive.,I got an A+ on my blood test +I figured Democrats would've learned their lesson by now and just drop the gun issue. It always seems to just back fire on them.,Why can't Democrats just accept that thousands of people are going to die from gun violence every year? +"Man thanks so much, as soon as i changed to this i havent lost a game in div 1, im 5 out of 5 right now and hoping to win the title",It's crazy what custom tactics can do for your game! +Hey everyone is saying it's a *historic* Bama team,"Yeah, just like legion field is *historic*?" +"I can't believe this is the same girl who doesn't show her nipples in fucking LUI magazine. Blurry or not, I don't think that is her pussy",Maybe she's like a Barbie doll and doesn't actually have a pussy. +"I worked with an inbred redneck moron. He already had missing fingers from a 1/4 stick blowing up in his hand. Anyways he was sitting in his truck fucking with his gun. And it went off. It grazed his deformed Hand, went through his thigh, through the car seat, and stopped in his calf. Along with all kinds of melted foam and threads from the seat. Then a few years later, he went rappelling with out gloves. Burned his hands on the rope and let go. Fell 100 feet and shattered the same Thigh. God he was a moron. Best part. 8 fucking kids were sired by this amoeba.",We gotta get Marines from somewhere. +"No Christmas for a highly destructive 10 year old? I have 4 children, ages 14, 10 year old twins, and an year old. We don't have a lot of money, but we usually spend the better part of 6 to 8 months saving what we can to provide a nice Christmas for everyone. My son who is 10 seems to have a problem with taking and breaking his siblings' gifts. He's even gone so far as to give his own gifts away (2 Nintendo DS handhelds and other various toys) This year I've use the I'll tell Santa if you don't behave line to try to motivate him to behave to no avail. He's been destroying property, taking things from his 8 year old brother (who has significant disabilities and can't really stop him), and hitting and screaming at his twin sister. He's gotten suspended for defacing school property. His dad thinks we should withhold Christmas from him this year. I've never done this before but I can only imagine he would feel resentful and hurt more than anything. His siblings are getting the presents they asked for and more. I want my boy to behave better but not at the expense of feeling loved. He is on medication for ADHD and seeing a counselor. Should I withhold Christmas presents in hopes that he may realize there are consequences for his actions or pursue a different course of action?",My concern would be that a ten year old child with some serious sounding issues would just resent you for taking Christmas away from him. +Music is life,loser +Suma1l planned on buying the Blademail ~4 mins before the rapier purchase,of course he knew the crowd was going to cheer 4 min in advance +Saying that Trump Tower in Chicago is an architectural masterpiece shows your ignorance on the subject,Sure I should of said engineering masterpiece; I was using the word of the person I was commenting on. +They still make memes in the future?,You don't? +This bird we sell resembles Donald Trump.,His next Horcrux! +I thought it was looped at first holy shit,"It's for religion, so that makes it okay." +Cub Swanson vs. Doo Ho Choi staredown,"Choi blinked first, no chance he's gonna win." +Cannot get any better! :),Unless you get the al pastor. +Im hoping ES6 is going to be a blast,I think you mean Skyrim SE remastered +"It is a Benjamin Charger NP .117 caliber air rifle. My first air gun. Came home from school and saw this little guy, so I put one in his eye.","Aww, how sweet..!" +Who's English teacher is this,I can't tell if this title is a really clever joke or if OP should have spent more time paying attention and less time looking at the cardboard Harambe head. +Lake Baikal ice,Anybody have an explanation as to why it freezes so clear? +"So just to be clear, there is no reason to buy from the Microsoft store. Not only do I get all the content for both console and PC but i save $20 by buying from Amazon.","As long as it's the digital version, yes." +"It's like they think they're the hero in a video game, here to save the world from the evil space aliens. These people need *help*.",The evil feminist SJW Marxist Liberal MSM aliens. +"While I don't in any way support this guy, a Filipino friend of mine says the reason is because many people there are fed up with how ineffective and corrupt the government was and was desperate for someone who might be able to fix those problems. Now previously to becoming a president, Duterte was mayor of a place called Davao City. This place had a reputation of violence/heavy criminal activity and by the end of his term, had become one of the safest cities in the country. So the people look at stuff like that and think to themselves, he may be a man without morals but at least he gets the job done. Personally, I think this is a bad move either way as there's no way to trust a man like that but there's not much to do at this point aside from observe from the outside.",My god all of that sounds familiar. +What kind of headphones review doesn't mention sound quality even once?,Sound quality may not be an issue when you're wearing items of such fashionable quality +I got those same shoes.,Nike socks and Vineyard Vines shirt too? +"How so, there's people who have data caps, crappy internet. Allowing a company to recycle a game disc and case in exchange for a digital key would be awesome. Could also save them on production costs. Microsofts original intention was to allow you to use physical digitally without sharing, but everyone on here threw a fit.",Yes lets make it sound like the original plans were ALL good. +Lobos are so ugly lol,you are ugly xddd +Anybody else get a free infinite warfare with mwr?,OMG SO FUNNY LOL +"Pet names that annoy the crap out of you? I'm getting so annoyed by constantly being called girl(hey pretty girl), princess, tgirl or really any juvinile type pet name that others seem to be throwing at me lately. I'm a 30 year old woman. It's 2016 and if someone's insisting on a pet name I'd prefer Madam executive or something equally badass lol",Baby. +This is what happens when people realise they're in Sweden.,"Hahaha, good one bro" +"One teams 10-3 with the brightest future in the NFL ,the other hasn't won a game yet and has one the worst front offices in the NFL",But they have all those draft pics! +x-post from r/hockeygoalies. THE greatest goal-tending performance in Stanley Cup playoffs history,How did we win the stanley cup if we didn't even shoot the puck? +how do so many people not know what zen is?,It isn't very talked about +"Thanks, i have it for PC. I kinda wanted to be able to play on my console too though.",Ppffffft peasant +You think the majority of waitstaff actually choose to be waitstaff?,"No, I think that they are literally forced into by penalty of death" +"A musician built $1,200 tiny houses for the homeless. Then the City seized them.",But how can USA differentiate itself from the third world if they start allowing for townships to be built? +What the actual fuck. I can't believe they don't understand why they can't find a girlfriend.,Ugh you stupid chad women won't lay us because we've been marked by the female patriarchy duh. +You are clever my friend....very clever.....,Nothing is more badass than a blacked out Toyota truck +CIA says Russia intervened to help Trump win White House: Washington Post,So this is fake news right? +A Haymaker in the baby maker?,I prefer uppercunt. +EWWWWWWWWW GIRLS ARE GROSS,Glad to know you're not a misogynist. +"After Recording Anti-Trump Lecture, Student Threatened With Legal Action",Sauce? +Me too I loved hanging out there for way too long. SoCal super markets are so whatever.,"Ended up in flyover country, I've got to get my fix every time I get back" +lol it was on TV royale too thats the worst part XD. maybe thats one time. maybe 90% of the clan changed,"Now instead of Nova clans, the leaderboards will be plagued by Nina clans" +OH no! Yelled at! So scary!,"when i was his age, my mom used to use extension cords to beat us kids with, thats if the hot curling iron was out of reach." +"You're both great, okay?",Except when you put our mail in the wrong mailbox on a weekly basis.. +LeBron James Jr. showing off his range,"He got it from his brother, Steph Curry." +I could be convinced that there appears to be a large amount if burnt material in the middle of the road. I don't think I could be convinced that there was a fire in the middle of the road. So your suggestion that perhaps a barrel was upended onto the road does make sense.,Maybe Brendan and Steven humped the bloody mattress over there to burn it! +"IBM ANNOUNCES 25,000 NEW JOBS TO BE MADE IN US OVER NEXT 4 YEARS, 6,000 OF THEM NEXT YEAR. SO MUCH WINNING",I hope they put some in middle america! +"Holy crap, I just noticed that. As a guy who doesn't have too pronounced of an adam's apple, I wonder what's it's like to have one like that",I had a big one in the eighth grade for some reason and then it left me :( +i knew someone would get on those elections and straiten this whole thing out.,"Really shows the foresight of our Founding Fathers- I don't think that people knew about molecular structure when the Constitution was written, much less that it could be enforced through the Electrical College." +Boats n ho's,"The Nina, The Pinta, The Santa Maria" +"Yes, having the President elect win by colluding with a foreign enemy is no biggie. It's not like Russia invaded Crimea or Ukraine so we can trust them.",its not like clinton isn't a bullshit candidate and the entire reason trump won in the first place +Are... are you ok? Do you know how this website works sir?,No +And reduce the population to 30'000 so everybody can go to superbowl,"Yeah, and shoot bald eagles with our tanks!" +"? I was just poking fun, mate. No need to be serious.",i guess i forgot to put a +Grow up idiot,"Given that I've never heard an older adult making cancer jokes, and have heard them dozens of times from 15-25 year olds, I'm not entirely sure a part of maturity and growing up is making and tolerating cancer jokes." +aNIME_IRL,Source is some weird shit not healthy for eye consumption +Could she have been diabetic?,That's what I was thinking. +Am I the only one who is waiting for black flash to make an arrival? anyone remember him?,"He's called Kid Flash, you racist!" +Oh my group A..,Nek minnit.... EnVy FaZe Orbit EG in group A +U need to realize tht the reason LGD had so much hype at worlds is because they 3-0ed EDG in playoffs so people were under the impression of EDG won MSI but LGD smashed LGD wow LGD must be super good which clearly wasnt the case because edg played incredibly poorly in tht series. Adding to tht we had WE beat the the tigers at IEM Katowice earlier in the year despite being the 8th team in LPL. All of tht combined created an illusion tht China is on the same level as Korea coming into worlds.,LGD were absolutely beast during all their games at the end of summer S5 +That first tackle would have been an immediate red in today's game. Funny how football has changed so much.,"Yeah, now the game is full of pussies than don't want to have their legs ripped off at every takle." +That 70's Reunion,WHERE THE FUCK IS LEO +Anyone know of any comparables to Bracco? 2 PPG in the OHL in draft year +2,Adam Brooks +Russia could run out of cash next year for quite a number of years now.,Russian actions like not indexing pensions and canceling all sorts of stuff is actually an indication of them having ran out of cash. +"What a stupid metaphor. The US government is responsible for over 300 million people and so far has taken every advantage to help them even if it's at the expense of the rest of the world, Russia is doing the same for their people. This is a constant fight, and if you're an American you should want America to win.","That is the exact same thought process nazi germany had, Just want to point out that glaring irony." +Even wards live longer,That's why TSM brought WT back as the adc? +you are 100% right. Was funny finding fireworks from multiple years in there too. thanks for the help!,"Welll, the mail thingy kinda grew out of hand I am also above 40 mails per character now xD" +Pls stop memeing things into the game,That'd what they said about Trump +Skip going to jerk it all week.,Skip can go fuck himself. +"When someone makes a purchase with your affiliate link, what is the best way to find out their name and email address?? What is the best way to find out someone full name and email address once they have made a purchase with your affiliate link?? Are there any Software services that can set this up/provide this?","Unless the website they're purchasing from shares that information, more than likely not." +I want the generic bully stereotype who eventually grows to become one of Pete's bestfriends. The race isn't the issue for me,"If you don't lime it, then you must be racist." +"Tried it with all different levels of heat, direct heat, indirect heat, smoking, etc. Always turns out the same. Like a limp soggy piece of flavorless pizza. But with the texture of soggy overcooked mushroom.",Mmm sounds delicious +"Went from 3100 to 2500, here's how I did it","Harder said then done, why is my team so tryhard in Comp?" +This is Ravenfield.,"This gif, it feels of Planetside 2." +"seriously, when I ran xc, my favorite part of the race was the kick. Would routinely jump 5-10 spots in the last half mile or so.",you're a disgrace to the game +"Nah it wasn't a wintrade, the pusher on the account diniom stole the win from Hogg. He was kicked off the account and will not be allowed to play. Check @ben's_light tweet",bens light... a reliable source for 100% truthful information on twitter +Us Pats fans hate Bernard Pollard for many reasons. Any excuse to say fuck him will be taken,Brady.... Ridley.... Gronk.... +He'd want her to do what makes her happy.,"Exactly, and being an empress is surely not one of those things." +Why would there be an argument against white women winning a race in Barbados?,Cuz it's a form of oppression and hurts my feelings! +Praise to the Axolotl!,Praise be. +Please*,"Twas intentional, my friend." +Love how OP made sure to save game in case he gets fucked lol.,If he auto resolved the battle there's a good chance. +I got it today as well. Could even send messages with the phone locked. iOS 10 has been such a disaster.,But thanks for all the emoji! +Minneapolis what up,South Minneapolis ay +These Helsinki City Museum's Christmas lights makes me uneasy.,these remind me of the holograms at the sierra madre in fallout new vegas. +Das Rent-a-Jew Projekt hofft dem Antisemitismus in Deutschland Einhalt zu gebieten,Wollte schon immer mal nen Juden haben +"Damn, you're a great diver, but you swim like an anchor, man.","What are we some type of anchor, man?" +"I found it easiest to equip fire-element weapons on my party and do the level 50 hunt (King of the Great Escape) in Altissia. The mark doesn't do too much damage and is healed by fire. If you make your experience spells with fire you will never hurt the flan and can continue indefinitely. In addition, the tipster that has this hunt sells a +100% experience meal and the 3x experience hotel is just a gondola ride away.",Did you use 1 element + 1 catalyst? +He's already appointed ghouls? I've only heard about the synths.,Pretty sure Kellyanne is a Feral Ghoul. +Half the assholish vibe I get from the restaurant comes from the use of multiple question marks.,I hate when people do that. +"moral of the story: check your credit card statement at least once a month, not every 6 months.",I think the moral of the story is not to buy from shady ass grey market sites that actively enable credit card thieves and charge extra to cover the very likely scenario that what you're buying is fake or stolen. +I really think there has been way too many shitty memes on here lately. People say it's always been like that but I strongly disagree. I've been on this sub for roughly four years and the quality of content has dropped significantly in the last year.,2016 was full of surprises... +They hold elections in Russia with more candidate choice than the USA,Not sure if trolling or serious. +"Just when everyone thought North Carolina was going to steal the crown for State Legislative fuckery, Texas **swoops back in to take back the crown**.","Texas was like Nah son, *this* is how you do discrimination right." +On behalf of my gender,But isn't studying basically a date and quick fuck? +This budget Christmas tree.,Is the Montreals Christmas tree this year? +Using a Pokeball as lure is your problem here. Use a tasty... delicious... mouthwatering... Lure ball.,You misspelled Corsola +This Swamy is a big joker who grossly exaggerates facts.,"Ofcourse, and you know what the facts are." +Hell yeah bitches! Fuckin' hype thread! Broke the streak!,I signed my contract in June Army finally wins You are all welcome. +"COD Infinite Warfare Leaks Megathread Obviously people that are playing the game at COD XP are posting clips of it. To prevent there being 500 insignificant little videos on the subreddit, just post them all here. Thanks.",Oh my goodness no I just saw CoD4 they ruined the sniping! +Be aware of previous roadsigns.,How is that car on the left driving without the wheels turning? +can both teams just call it a tie?,"With the refs this bad, both teams lose." +"The real question is why do I see that much pros popping bounty rune as soon as they bottle it even if they are not gonna use a bottle charge after it. The gold is reliable so they won't lose it upon death anyway, but if they don't need their bottle charge before the next minutemark they'll get a few more gold. Yes it is too small to be relevant, but they are pros not pubplayers, they are paid to optimize everything.",Bounty rune gold isn't reliable +Bomb attack outside Istanbul soccer stadium.,So does anyone have a link to refugee centers that I should donate to in response? +People always want to drop the players with lowest ratings but don't understand that someone else will simply take their place if they leave. Then the cycle continues for Reddit on who /*insert team*/ should cut next.,everyone should have a 1.5 rating minimum +Why not use that money to help other people get clean and send a note to the stations thanking them and telling them what you are doing? Congrats.,because a minute and a half of mouth pleasure trumps everything else in the known universe. +"GDT | Avs @ Canadiens | 5pm MST | Return of the Captain Balls out, Babriel Mandeskog is back",So the Habs want to make it 11-1? +2017 Audi S8+,"If you can't conquer the road, at least block it!" +Haha no.,Any reason why not? +Tim dug his own grave to be honest. Props to Eric,Yeah he totally deserved to get death threats from bigoted right wing extremists and supremacists +I drew Rick from season 7 premiere!,There are others Ricks? +I don't believe you.,"Not me, saw it on Imgur and thought it belonged here." +oh so its tiny on accident? i thought you were trying to make a joke when people eventually complain by saying to deal with it yourself.,Lol +My Micheal Thomas is better than yours.,Yeah but mine is underrated and yours is overrated +The Best Christmas Gift is Michigan Losing,Thanks for the selfless promotion... +No appearance of Alec Baldwin this week - making me think Comcast and/or SNL gave into Trump's implicit threats like I sort of thought might happen.,I heard he's sick +Kennett was the PPP king.,"Kennett ruined a lot of Victoria, why on earth would we ever need schools for those who need practical education?" +Punctuations bruh.,Baka kulangin yung piso kung magpupunctuate pa. +Remade the NFB Teaser using HectorMKG's Nightmare Fredbear,Holy crap. +Public support for equal marriage in Europe,"I'd like to see germany split into east and west in these diagramms, since it seems to me, that one very plausible explanation would be the influence of a certain Union of Soviet Socialist Republics" +Why the tabs look so big? Or is it just me lol,Must be double dipped. +"If I'm not mistaken, I think he uses dang it in front of bobby, but dammit at other times.","Yeah, he uses Damn it when Dale or Bill does something asinine but Dang it when it's Bobby." +Bill Nye in his 9th grade science class,Always a little shit I see. +I was just wondering what would be the price of this item,Around 3-5 euro depens how fast do you want your money. +"Yup, the only side effect is constipation and there are no long-term health effects. Addiction is obviously an issue but one that can't even be dealt with while the drug is illegal. Give people a place they can safely inject the uncut drug so that they can properly dose. If someone is relapsing they can be told to start with a much smaller dose than they remember, and worst case they'd have naloxone on nand. If an addict is ready to quit, then they have support in place to minimize withdrawal.",not with my tax dollars what about schools! +Call Of Duty 4 Remastered |Grind to Prestige part 2 (gameplay),Serious question; why would anyone watch an hour of this? +Monahan buries the feed from Gaudreau on the PP,Man this team was shooting well last night. +"The NSA did bad things, people were upset, and now they're losing talent. Maybe they should take the clue that they should stop doing bad things and try ethics for a change of pace.","what you talking about, its because of negative press coverage the NSA are the good guys right?" +"To anyone not convinced of high speed rail, I present to you the Japanese Shinkansen.","I just did the maglev in Shanghai, was disappointed when it only hit 300km/hr when I was under the impression it went 430km/hr ... it was still super cool to do." +The pattern so far indicates OG will win TI7.,OG is just a 3 patch team +Wasn't that card's against humanity who sold bull shit,Indeed it was I thought it was the same company for some reason. +Awww... Congratulations!,Did you just assume their gender? +No team is going to play up to top standards on a December night in Toronto. MLS needs to change their playoff scheduling. It's always been an issue when they're not playing in LA,MLS really needs to change to a winter schedule +It's also been established that that wouldn't stop the hawks.,But didn't the Hawks have their son during WWII? +What is the TLDR of your car?,Comfortable with high mpg. +Who are you?,the dad of talon mains ofc +"What are the best Legendaries to level up, and what Legendaries won't make much of a difference if leveled? Just wondering what Legendaries are worth buying in the shop once they appear. I have a lvl 2 princess, lvl 2 ice wiz, lvl 2 Sparky, lvl 1 Lava Hound, Miner and lumberjack. Any advice would be awesome thanks!","Haven't lost yet with my lvl 2 Hound, if anyone is interested in the deck; 2 Lava hound, 4 baby dragon, 10 minnions, 10 arrows, 8 tombstone, 1 lumberjack, 1 Miner, 5 lightning." +"Denmark nearly started a Third World War by hunting trolls. But with the power of SpaceX, America manage to overload the internet and save the world.",Is it a single episode or spread out over the season? +"A tribute to Leonard Cohen? A guy barely in the public eye? Whose only tie to SNL was a song used in a Mike Meyers cartoon? What better way to pay tribute to him than to have Kate, dressed as Hillary, play a beautifully pensive yet completely overplayed melody after an upsetting election? Maybe *YOU* don't understand. :P",Because the only people who could possibly be significant or influential are those with a substantial public presence +"Have you ever tried to use a Chromecast with Amazon products? Trust me, Amazon is awful for sharing...",How many amazon products have you used chrome cast on +it's so annoying when people come in to complain about complaining about complaints in news posts,Your reply offends me! +Cochinay mountain range?,Might just be reused assets +Staying warm,Who is this? +What myths about teams do you wish would go away?,We don't have a vertical passing game +Trump says reported CIA conclusion that Russia interfered in US election is ridiculous,Yes - but there were millions of uncounted votes that cost him the popular vote. +"But the Alliance aren't the good guys. Horde are the good guys, Alliance are a bunch of fascists.",Using the WoW equivalent of a nuke on a town full of people screams good guy to me too! +Didnt know Gaziantep bought Buffon over the summer.,Wait untill you find out we got ourselves Ronaldo +People who were born in the year 2000 are now 16. I still think that anyone born in the year 2000 are about 7.,So do my parents. +US here. Nothing on my credit card just yet. Backer number 6000 something. Can't access the pebble pledge anymore to see the exact number.,"You should be able to see the exact number by going to Backed Projects (the actual page, not just the drop down) and then clicking on the name of the kickstarter" +"I'm sorry, how can anyone like this? It looks horrible, even without actually reading it",look what you just said +what isopropyl alcohol would you recommend for cleaning thermal paste off a cpu?,Any above 90% +Vote for him because he doesn't want war with Russia Turns out he wants war with China,Don't forget Iran. +"The cartoons bicep is almost as big as her waist, yet another unrealistic beauty standard.",Dropped this +Well apparently Nexus brand isn't dead. There are probably more Nexus phones at more reasonable prices in the future. Pixel is premium (whatever that ends up meaning),Premium but it looks like it's made of plastic? +Introducing the land forces of the VJTF,5 days to set up your toc or 5 days from like 0 hour +"hate to be a noob, but what is max rank in this game and can you get to lvl 1000 or nah?","220, hopefully more levels with new dlc release." +"Solid work defense, really great job there!",You dropped this +But you need it everyday.... This is exactly how domestic terrorist attacks increase.,"But he's building a wall, so we're good." +Each week im convinced more and more Burns can become that Shutdown CB we've always wanted.,"Nah, purge the draft picks and fire Tomlin." +Erdogan's ruling AK Party submits bill to expand powers of presidency and abolish prime ministry in Turkey,The coup was not a false flag by him at all guys +Unofficial Game Thread (Autobot is probably broken),"Thanks for the token effort, KB." +^^^You ^^^can't ^^^lock ^^^up ^^^the ^^^Diggle,#what? +"Assume what you want to assume, man.",Did you just assume my gender? +Erdogan's ruling AK Party submits bill to expand powers of presidency and abolish prime ministry in Turkey,This is obviously very surprising... No one could ever have thought this was gonna happen... +"im f2p and i only started playing a few months ago, don't have access to enough cards to run those builds.","Cmon man it's only 7 legendaries and 6 epics across 5 different sets, just play the deck, it's that easy!" +Personally I think its just the way I'm imagining the texture.,"Yeah, plus the guacamole would be cold!" +"Do you think there will be Wii U games available digitally? I had a Wii, but not a Wii U. Do you think Wii U games would be available for digital download via the Nintendo eShop on the Switch? I missed a whole generation of games and I was wondering if anyone thought it would be possible?",Wii U games might be doable if the gamepad is a supported controller. +The lower your movement speed? Your millisecond? Your multiple sclerosis?,"I figured ms was obvious for millisecond there, since I was talking about latency..." +Is this Brazilian dollars or US??,"don't know about the parkimeters, but the meal's price in us dollars is spot on" +Get your elo above 1300 in anything and then you might be able to talk about playing anyone good. I use hand of judgment all the time and I would certainly wreck you with it.,Lol rekt with that comment alone +Correct barca play in the best league in the world.,You forgot +inb4 transphobia,How dare people disagree with you +"They attack our lorries, tourists and now our Centaurs in attempt at illegally entering. France needs to get its shit together.",But they're doctors and lawyers! +"Im Polish and our white privillege is to be invaded and robbed. By your logic, whole world should be catering to us, as no one has to deal with problems like we do. This kind of generalization is bloody racist.",Check your privilege god damn it +Wow look at that comment section. Assuming a lot of commentators are English it's amazing how much they hate their own cultural heritage. England is F U C K E D,Might be karma +I wonder why that is? Couldn't be that women are people or anything.,Get outta here with that nonsense +want to stop my friend from getting a prebuilt PC So my friend has now heard I am building my PC tonight and wants in on the master race. His budget is 500 USD for the tower and OS (off Reddit) and wants it for gaming. I was thinking an i3-6100 and rx460/470? Not sure what to do for him. Any help you guys can offer is really appreciated.,"To stop him from getting a prebuilt, just show him the pcpartpicker cost of building it yourself vs the prebuilts" +What was the moment in your life while living at home when you looked around and realized None of this is mine.?,The same moment I started formulating a plan to kill my mother and inherit the house. +Please submit a support request.,Same here! +There is no way to know how bad each team would be without their biggest star. Luckily that's not what MVP is at all and it's not arguable.,there are stats to prove it... luckily ur not a basketball expert +"Mary Tyler Moore, 1960",I don't care what they say about us anyway... I don't care bout that! +No mainstream media outlet points out that it's in English.,"also, Putin doesn't dot his i like that." +"I start out smoking just a little every couple of days and pretty quickly make my way up to smoking a gram or so a day. That doesn't seem like much but I smoke it all in the 3-4 hours between when I get home from work and when I go to bed, so I'm pretty fucking baked to the point of being functionally mute. I feel ok for the first couple of weeks but then I just feel empty and start noticing shit that's wrong with me, dwelling on past mistakes, being pessimistic about the future. It's ok when I'm stoned but the sobriety in between sessions is pretty dark. After 3-4 months I'm suicidal whenever I'm not stoned and depressed even when I am, but at least while baked my attention span is too short to really get a good depressed train of thought going. Then I try for a month or so to stop smoking with varying success until I'm just so cripplingly depressed and angry at myself that I either stop smoking or kill myself. 2 weeks after I stop, the fog clears and I start loving life again.. so I celebrate by drinking. Just a little at first.. etc etc.",This is basically me with weed lately. +LF2M Nightfall No Mic Necessary Leave psn below for invite,Trzyk +"Well I don't believe that gravity holds us to Earth. I *know* that it does. If they had actual evidence about the Russian government's role, they would say so. But they don't, which is why they phrase it the way they do. That's your context for you.",Well aren't you the expert on intelligence briefings +Playing the Falcons in the first round is my dream match up as well,"If you do, y'all better win." +Hey did you guys know the hockey hall of fame is in Toronto?,"I had no idea, I wish they would have promoted it a little on the game feed." +Because the stock market (as well as most other financial institutions) are all based on smoke and mirrors.,Well that seems highly sustainable and secure +TIL liking people my own age makes me a bigot. Good to know.,"Get outta here with that ageism, you clearly unreasonable bigot." +When does Nu Wa's CC immunity from her ult end?,Before Ne Zha's starts +This Monday's Jimquisition is going to be great.,"Though Jim can't actually talk about DH directly due to the stupid lawsuit they have against him, he will probably cover this." +"I enjoy looking at other people's collections so I thought I'd share mine. I'm currently trying to get all of Hickman's run into secret war, as you can see I only have Avengers vol 1&2, New Avengers vol 1 and FF vol 1. Any suggestions for me on what to get next?","All Star Superman, Batman Year One, Superman Red Son, and Vision Vol 1 which is still ongoing is really good." +"I agree on the monk, though I'd say go unchained monk. Full BAB helps the to-hit. Use the Formless Mastery ki power to add +4 to hit and half monk lvl to dmg per hit. 2 style strikes a round that give you some versatility. One of those is similiar to pounce, so you have ways to full attack enemies at your fast distance movement away. Another style strike let's you get another attack, for non-lethal dmg at -5 the attack bonus of the attack you use it one. So equipment (boots of haste, +6 belt of str, +5 AoMF) (add one feat, weapon fous, unarmed) you could have +39, +39 (Flurry), +39, +39 (Medusa's) +39 (haste), +39 (first full BAB attack) +34 (elbow smash, style strike at -5 from one of your first style strikes ((non-lethal dmg)) +34 (second attack) +29 and +24 from last attacks all at 2d10 + 23 wit 19/20 crit (improved crit is a monk bonus feat). Avg AC of CR 20 creature is 36-40. So you hit 6 attacks 95% of the time. Plus the only resources used were one ki point for formless mastery, and it's easy to have 20+ ki and one round of ten from boots of haste. Anyway, this is extremely unoptimized but just a quick glimpse of what you can do as a monk. Just played a monk all the way through Age of Worms and I was easily out damaging a Paladin that was optimized for undead slaying. The reason why I out damaged him? With high dex and improved initiative, I went first every combat in the final few sessions and killed everything within my range before he got to act. At least until the final two encounters",That preview was lvl 20 monk with 30 str. +yes. we simply wait. oh time. how a minute seems like an hour.,No we must nuke russia +Santa's got the freshest kicks!,How many crowds you run into so far? +"Rust server for previewing skins I'd like to take a look at my character in some cool skins that i want to buy, but i just need to know how does it look in game. Is there any server that i can get skinned items with some kit or something like that? I dont want to spend hour running on 10x server looking for a rifle body to check how is the new ak skin looking, if i'm lucky.","Bob the Builder server, craft default skin of a few AKs and each AK has a different random camo, craft as many as you can until you get the skin." +I still find it insane how something I worked on has been seen by a million people. Great work everyone!,u2 bb +You can be proud about being on the same level as those guys.,"Hey, its not my fault I see something thats clearly an enemy of my freedoms and wish to see it destroyed." +Is anyone's game constantly crashing out of nowhere?,Yes +"A toooooooooooon of my oddshots are missing as well. Not sure if it was me, or oddshot that bugged it up. Now its only showing like 10 of the hundreds i've done :(. I don't like the tags. I liked the streamer/name function better. Now they're lost as they prob don't have tags anymore. You'd need the link in history to find it again.",They do have tags :) They are being migrated. +"Old english bulldog Lola! I know this has nothing to do with being exmormon, but I just got a new puppy and she is fantastic. This is the best subreddit around and want you all to share in my joy.","You know that this feeling isn't true joy, right?" +Then we can have Dominic Toretto in Kingdom Hearts 7!,Most likely KH3 at this rate... +Did that pen come with the wallet? It'd be perfect for a smaller retractable one.,"I doubt it, that's the fisher space pen if you're interested." +THE NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS (9-4) SWEEP THE DALLAS COWBOYS (11-2) 10-7,Janoris Jenkins wasn't worth the cash +so cutting of hands is compatible with German law?,wrong scholar +what are they gonna do? Throw a tantrum?,I'm sure another referendum will fix this +Ass blasters? That sounds like a porno film!,Reminds me of the Assblaster in Idiocracy next to the Dildozer +There's gotta be a better way to say that.,He's also the world's first analyst therapist. +Yahoo full 1 pt PPR I have Mariota @ KC or Rivers vs Oakland Not good. Shitty guys I could pick up: Bortles @ Houston Flacco vs Philly Alex Smith vs Tennessee Wentz @ Baltimore Stand pat or pick one of these turds up?,I'd stay with those two +Both Dak Prescott and Russell Wilson doubled their season INT total today,"Pfft, people say Dak is so good and then he goes and doubles his career INT total, what a scrub" +feels so good to be ahead of them in the standings. Especially after all their shit talking in the off season.,can't wait for someone to post Is Al Horford the worst contract in the NBA? +Timmy former-d-league-player-of-the-week Frazier doing it big! I love the success he's having.,D-league MVP +People like you are why Trump got elected.,"You're a cool guy, why don't you go outside and charm all the women with your coolness." +You vs the guy she told you not to worry about,No 6 pack? +Envy too,He said good teams +I know jimmy doore is seen as the absolute worst around here. But he is totally nailing it on identity politics.,Jimmy Dore has a lot of us mouths agape at some of the sensible things he has said lately. +Bushbaby coming out of hiding,"for some reason when his head popped out, i couldn't help but imagine him yelling where da weed at" +Lol,Lol +"It was not my intention to lend any sort of credence to his statements. Simply to point out that, even if they were true, they would still be so far down the list of potential hazards in daily life as to be irrelevant. Further, choosing a group of people who are essentially pacifists to murder in order to make his point all the more highlights his lack of grip on reality.","Well, he *had* to choose pacifists, otherwise they'd have fought back and he just finished explaining how dangerous those types are, weren't you listening?" +To live. To learn. To grow.,anime was a mistake +"The Lego Batman movie is a movie based on a video game, based on another video game, based on a popular movie franchise, based on a comic spun off from another comic, and also based on a popular children's toy.....sort of. Can you imagine going back in time to 1939 and trying to explain this Bob Kane and Bill Finger.",Post-modernism at its finest +Reconnecting to the game needs to be improved When you reconnect most of the time you have to sit and wait to catch up which can take up to two or more minutes when you already reconnected,Bring back the dc screen from wc3 +Last possible frame Reinhardt charge then shield against dva ult,"As a rein main, this is the dream!" +Remember those $600 Glocks? It was only a matter of time.,"Wow, who would even buy a last gen Glock in the first place?" +Why are her boobs covered,cause fuck you i aaaaaint having that shit +Mike Mitchell says it that way too and I love it.,He also says Puppa John! +Stacking in joust is fine...,But what about triple stacking? +A great tit with its prey,"A great tit, indeed" +"Ah what a shame, I'm on a whole different continent",Well there goes your shot! +I better see some fucking legislation against heart disease and cancer coming up soon!,Congress should make heart disease illegal! +"Reddit, what do you read, watch, and/or listen to in an attempt to get a broad, balanced diet of national and world news?",Main stream media hasnt failed me yet! +"Follow me, I'll show you something",Yeah seems pretty balanced to me +I sended a request but I got no response from DolphinRUs party group.,"yeah but i thik you can make a comment in the thread looking for a party, and you list what you have basicly like you did here." +Every man is a potential rapist.,It's just as moronic as saying every black person is a potential thief or every middle Eastern person is a potential terrorist. +"It's all cards. Trump's playing a game. Seems like he's having fun, too.",He's actually playing 17-D Chutes and Ladders and is using this to undermine Russia's influence. +"How do people not understand the point of T_d yet? Its been made very clear so many times. Its not a place for arguments. Its a 24/7 internet Trump rally for his supporters. Discussions and disagreements are over at ask_trumpsupporters. Geez, you guys have all of reddit and wont just late us shitpost in peace in our corner will you. Its also no different than any other candidate sub in that regard, including hills and bernies.",Well you can admit you live in an echo chamber at least right? +"no no no, gotta make way for all the Beyonce, Frank, Solange, and Rihanna tracks. Gotta stay relevant instead of diverse.",needs more beyonce and solange +I only come to politics to laugh at the cry babies. This thread is a gold mine.,You okay? +a bird in the hand,Do you have a tumblr? +Persona 5's Phantom Thief Team Name Can Be Customized.,Oh Boy I cant wait to sit there for hours trying to think of a team name like I did for Pokemon Super Mystery Dungeon +"Okay, What programming languages am I learning?",I did hear them say to install pip as i skimmed the video so its probably python. +I was hoping S2 would be a new story and new characters but using the same actors. Then it really would have been like a John Carpenter movie from the 80's.,sounds terrible +"Yeah, that's one of my concerns as well. I'm not a fan of headphones that let everyone hear what you're listening to. I'm hopeful that it'll turn out to be a non-issue, though.","One can hope, but it seems the physical design is the same as the normal EarPods..." +How do you know when you have a NAWALT? How do you know when you have a NAWALT?,you found her next to a real unicorn. +"I've always wondered if Kennedy being Catholic had anything to do with it as well. Kind of odd, the only Catholic president and he get's assassinated.","No, they also elected a muslim president, twice!" +"If I get 100 upvotes, I'll buy everyone who upvotes a copy of Sun and Moon I'm rich and bored. Make me proud Reddit! Leave a comment below after upvoting so I know to message you to send a copy.","... If this is really true, thank you!" +I just have a feeling this could be a major...,"It'd be great, but Barclays is definately too small to host a major :(" +"Studies have suggested they are carcinogens, neurotoxins, and endocrine disrupters.",Oh great +"Yeah, I heard that they were able to get stuff pretty freely from the outside without any special measures. Of course, it's not like they were actually harboring a lunar born viral agent.",I mean they actually would have had to go to the moon for that to be an issue.... +In Ingress there is a badge for daily hacking. In order to get the highest badge you have to hack daily for _a year_. One missed day and the counter resets to zero.,Bro that game is dead no one plays it. +Can you imagine if the election results were the opposite and WE tried to play the Russia/CIA card. It would be called conspiracy theory!,"When are those flat earther, climate change denying, birther movement uneducated bible clinging rednecks gonna accept defeat?" +"Reddit, What's the Best White Elephant / Gag Gift That You've Ever Seen?",Dominoes pizza. +We could still respect the One China policy by recognizing Taiwan as the real China.,"Yeah, cause that would have no repercussions" +"$5 will be supremely disappointing, after starting with $10. A free month of YouTube Red could be cool. I hope they do something, but we'll see.","Man, I really hate it when free, unsolicited gifts just aren't good enough." +Well Jews wouldn't vote for Hitler,How intolerent of them! +I'd be totally fine with it as long as I can exclude a boosted player from being paired up with me in the duty roulette.,"Yeah I'd much prefer those guys with the crowns too, they know how to play" +PC blows away PS4 when it comes to Tomb Raider graphics,This is an awful picture to use for comparison... they both kind of look like shit +Just get a cheapo 870 or 500 series shotgun. also Home defense.,You just gotta add from bears to the end and it's all kosher. +"I already ordered the printed version. I have a really hard time reading huge pdf's, having a physical copy makes it a lot easier to read for me.","it has the code in there though, easier to copy paste if you need to" +"Agreed. People need to ease up on the 'fire everyone, ask questions later' mentality. The guys on the Browns' special teams are the guys who, by and large, aren't good enough to start on the worst roster in football. And you're blaming Tabor?","It's obviously his fault, he wanted to trade the best punter in the league, duh!" +What old stores (now permanently closed) do you wish would come back?,RadioShack +They might need to be slapped with some failure-of-service complaints and a couple lawyers. Either they're being idiots or their DDOS protection is basically tissue paper.,"It's always the same shit with level3, you say something to them and they tell you it's your isp's fault and your isp says it's level3's fault." +It may not be a real *human* but that woudn't not make it a real *person* if such an AI were self aware to the same degree (or perhaps even more so) than a human.,"How's it feel to be on the wrong side of history, gramps?" +"This is just a video of a bug I found whilst playing payload that seemed to disappear once I got on my horse and left spawn, was this a real working bug that you could use on people outside of spawn?","I doubt it, but even if it was a working bug it wont make much of a difference." +I'm a cat groomer and I get these looks daily.,"We require more photos, please." +nice trolling there buddy.,gee thanks +"Guys gets mad if you don't say thank you when they give you a compliment, then they get mad if you do. There's no winning with these dudes.",She didn't thank him how he wanted to be thanked though so she totally deserves all the scorn. +Valve just released a new case called Grandma's Case,"and we got an update, yeah" +Wow. I run a 59% and pull fragments from almost every raid.,i blame tencent for my new terrible RNG luck. +"Hey come on now, this tech is only like... 30 years old or so. It should still be supported!","No, CD's need to go the way of the 3.5 mm audio jack and the VHS" +Never trust anyone with facial hair like that.,I do like Mark's three-day beard look though! +Atheist Display in Boca Raton (FL) Restored Days After Being Vandalized,"Whoever restored it should have waited for the third day, then claimed divine supremacy for atheism." +"It is. But unlike a MacBook and macOS, if you need a windows laptop with more than 16GB of RAM you can buy one.",Upvoted for username. +"yes, i'm sure the entire U.S. intelligence community typically reaches conclusions based on no evidence. where the fuck is Trump's evidence that their conclusions are bullshit?","Well, he is an intelligent man, he doesnt need evidence" +"Out of Death Grips' Discography thus far, which song do you think had the best intro? In my opinion it would be On GP. The lyrics go along with the instruments so well. It gives you that intense feeling, almost orgasmic. You can't help but nod your head to the rhythm.",all of them +Why?,Because we gotta stray farther away from God each day SOMEHOW. +"The comedic style Lirik has is great, sort of underplaying every mistake. Feels like most people would be yelling through that clip.",Most people know how to drive a car though. +70% of the time I do that without meaning to,B... but v-5 is best taunt. +Madeon - Beings (Instrumental),"Eventually we're gonna get the whole album, Feels good man!" +"As a Fallout fanatic, couldn't agree more. While 3 is my favorite of the group, New Vegas deserves all the praise it gets. The world is pitch perfect. People jumped ship too early because of glitches and bugs, but it all seems clear now.","Yeah, it's the audiences fault it's full of glitches and bugs." +Love me some Bulldog. Orliks medal FTW,Good game.. +Yeah I got 2 sacred oils and 2 parts of the holly jolly outift (only need the nose thingy). Merchant spawns in most purple dungeons. He spawns every 2-3 runs of cold storage and has good stuff most of the time.,This is 100% statistical evidence gathered from over 1000 participants each doing 100 runs minimum each and totally is not anecdotal at all +Menstrual Blood Shows Heart Repairing Stem Cell Properties,"And in other news, Texas has now passed a law making it illegal for women to menstrate because stem cells..." +Saffron Painted Zomba Wheels 15 Keys Will take 20ish key overpay offers in items. (Sellable items. Please no here's my certified turtle dark matter worth 4 keys please),5 of my turtle cert darkmatter worth 4 keys each? +"With keyboard and mouse the games turn into beginner mode. With controller, it's challenging and good to grip. I can lay on my sofa with my headset on, and no table needed for mouse.","Oh yeah, I forgot that having a mouse automatically installs an aimbot on your computer and gives you perfect hand-eye coordination" +"Maybe it wasn't Superman's intention, but I also find something quite heroic about using your dying breath to beg for the life of someone else rather than your own.",I *really* think appreciation of that scene comes down to whether you've been in a real fight or not. +"Yea, if Echo fox don't win the event and 100 point club half the teams there, I'll consider that a disappointment for them based on scrims so far.",Echo Fox confirmed winning Champs. +No but I have a corner desk that can be used to hold a computer that can be used to play video games on.,Yeah that's not what I'm looking for. +"Mine has a monthly book club, sponsored by the library, that meets at a nearby bar and grill. It's great. People on Reddit are always asking How do you make new friends as an adult? That kind of thing right there.","Sure, if I wanted to be friends with NERDS!" +Uhh that was an outlier,I wonder why? +"I don't make a big deal about the height thing. Girls are allowed to be attracted to tall guys, it's natural. I won't date a girl who wants to be the man in the relationship, it just feels unnatural.",Sounds like a pain in the ass +I don't smell updog...,What's updog +LUKE WALTON FIRST EJECTION UPVOTE PARTY! i love basketball and i love seeing our coach get so FIERY!,Anybody have a clip of the sequence where he got ejected? +"Big get, he will most likely start.",Ya think? +Cruciatus curse,Nerd. +"School ID, cover your name and face add the date and time in a piece of paper.","Okay, I'll reply to your comment tomorrow with proof." +European Surveillance Companies Were Eager to Sell Syria Tools of Oppression: Leaked documents and emails show how several companies bid to give Syria powerful telephone and internet surveillance technology.,"So, they were going to oppress Syrians with the tools that keep the western world safe?" +Is this normal?,Is your internet powered by waves on the ocean by any chance? +We're currently facing censure from the ICC for helping this guy. Let that sink in.,But isnt he a innocent African Dictator who just wants the best for his people. +"That 3rd Sensor Really Takes The Handcuffs Off - It's an entirely new ballgame. If anyone is on the fence deciding if they want to take the plunge and buy a 3rd sensor then you need to hear me say this, just do it. It is the difference between night and day. Being able to turn any direction you wish and fully explore your play space without the fear of losing tracking creates a whole new level of immersion. The game world becomes the real world. Really, I am not hyping here. Being free to turn/move in any direction makes you lose all reference to the outside world and makes you get lost in the game, in a good way. Place your order now if you haven't done so already. I promise you won't regret it.",You should just replicate setup of numerous youtubers who used 2 cameras for full roomscale +"The FBI cleared her twice of any wrongdoing in Emailgateghazi and none of the Benghazi investigations got anything on her, but she just *felt* sketchy, y'know? I'm sure 20+ years of being told she's a crook who's just too good to get caught didn't make people feel that way. But suggesting an honorable, well-mannered, experienced statesman like Donald Trump could have worked with Russia to help himself win? Why I never! I do declare! I say! Oh mercy me! Let's wait for all the evidence before we believe such baseless slander.",But sexism has nothing to do with this +Ivy Rose,If only Michael rose-ivey could fill holes this well +What he was doing. He should've known better than to *ever* do that.,i think he was trying to reach under the pipes to unbuckle the harnesses +Knowing if you've been naughty or nice is near omniscience. He'd know of any plan to take him out.,So what you're saying is Santa is Reddit Batman. +That's amazing! I might check them out :D,"They're not for everyone, but I hope you end up liking them if you do end up looking them up!" +oops sorry,If youre interested in polygonal and flex for venom i can trade you those for your tunicas lol +"A very large potato chip, which I found in my bag of potato chips.",there has to be a biggest potato chip ever... you win! +"Running away Exactly what it says in the title. I feel bad for my step dad, sister and brothers but I have to feel safe. See Daily Discussion for why. My big brother (more experienced transguy) is letting me stay with him. Happy holidays to me. This feels like hell.","From your other comment it looks like you might have grounds to file a police report about your mother, so at least there's a record." +POLL: What was your favorite Monstercat LP of 2016?,Idk why i was hoping to see an option for space cadet +No one playes Graves ADC anymore. Play him Jungle or Top lane.,I had the most games played in ranked on adc graves last season with a 60% win rate +is a worker making 200k and renting a luxury apartment still petit bourgeois though? technically they own no means of production,They aren't forced to go into wage labor to get income. +Going out to night clubs. At some point you realize how boring and fake it all is.,Having fun dancing and being with friends is so fake +"Yeah with 2 years of OS updates, sure.",Yep that's all anyone cares about. +That's kind of depressing..,relevant flair +"Meh, F-22 is better. The real problem is the F-35 was supposed to be a much cheaper F-22 so we could buy more of them. It was and is not. That said, it's still a hell of an aircraft.","different roles, the 35 is for delivering payload, ie precision bombing and CAS, the 22 is designed for air superiority, it keeps the sky clear so the 35 can do its job, the 35 is not a cheap replacement for the 22, the two are a complimented pair." +"Of course I'm concerned about man-made climate change, but on the other hands $$$$$$$$, right? Right?! Yeah! FUCK yeah! Fuck you, poories! I'm going to buy a mountain! HIGH GROUND, BITCHES! THE FUCK YOU GONNA DO?!?",I read that in the voice of Handsome Jack. +Meanwhile in Canada,It'd be a shame to see my tax dollars being spent on glycol! +PFF assigned Carson Wentz the highest passing grade by a rookie quarterback in Week 1 since Cam Newton in 2011.,I can smell the smug +"Unlike Garry from SpongeBob, this one won't come back.",dude spoilers +"It would be nice to have a setting for locked items after disassembly It would be really nice to have an option to not have items locked post disassembly. It might be nice for some people, but for me it's just additional mouse clicks -_-",so you want to dissassemble an item to reassemble it again in your inventory? +I wonder if it was the jewish god or the christian god. Cuz FUCK the jewish god (in a non semitic way),"Obviously the Jewish god, speaking through those dirty jew execs" +Kanye At Trump Tower Today,"Y'all are sheeple, it's obviously an illuminati meeting" +"I have zero interest in male issues, most of your heroes are made by men, not by women.",Well that says a lot if you don't care about the problems of half the world. +"Just checked, Moneky King ult Illusions don't work on it. Normal Illusions do.",thank you guys! +Out of a wish??,"No, out of an exclusive summon" +Maybe they shouldn't say girls can't be gamers then. In this hypothetical scenario. Maybe the point is that they're bringing gender into something that doesn't have a lot to do with it. /rant.,You dropped this +"Yeah, it's like telling people that whine over a new law, that has a good intention, that everything will be fine, because one the guy has made a good law before and 2 u just don't like change. It's stupid because 1 you aren't arguing the words said you are arguing the persons feelings and 2 it's a fucking retarded huge generalisation.",Not the same. +Steve Hofstetter,"Haven't seen the episode yet but I think Steve Hoftetter is really funny and witty, so I hope he's a good guest." +BMC staff's daily downloads: 140GB of songs and movies,Give them a break man. +"Awesome info and course, thanks! On another note getting Comcast to do this on a consumer account sounds impossible.",I highly doubt they will on a consumer line; it's worth asking but I wouldn't hold my breath. +Has MWO reached a new low in what they consider content to sell us? So we got the clan hero package and I think this took the place of our normal monthly mechpack announcement. So I'm guessing the new minimally viable approach is to sell skins and tack on a 30% and sell it at 10$-25$. So now starts the trend of receiving even less content from PGI. Or am I just bitter? I don't know anymore. I'm posting here because I expect if I posted this on the official forums I'd just be silenced anyway.,"On a positive note, can the hero UrbanMech be far behind?" +Movie smoking games like drinking games Hello fellow Ents! I'm looking for smoking games of a similar format to drinking games for movies or tv shows. Like the take a drink/toke when x happens variety. Does anybody have any rulesets for movies or tv shows that they play with? They don't have to be stoner movies or anything specific like that. I'm asking here specifically because I think that smoking games might have different rules due to the frequency of actions in a movie and the desire to actually stay awake through the entire movie ;),I want any games to play with weed with friends not just movies +"For those pissed off at MWR for now IW isn't that bad, maybe you should give it a chance Also no one running around with shovels in IW",No one is running around cause they are jumping around +"he did it to make fun of him though, kind of make him inferior to mayweather",He shoulda imitated Floyd reading +It's like they think he is lying about everything except bringing back jobs? Which he totally is going to do.....,he's a businessman! +"I actually joined my first D&D campaign yesterday. Joined up as a Level 4 Tiefling Wizard, School of Necromancy. Focuses on necromancy, and using alteration spells to try and change the situation without using direct damage spells. He was a travelling therapist who just wanted to talk to monsters and demons and help them works out their problems. Believes that maybe there'd be a lot less evil if he could help them just talk their problems out. Also carries a bag of pocket sand which has already been useful once.",mmm.... Pocket Sandwich. +"At this current state Loki can only be balanced/made not cancer by reworking his kit Loki is a splitpushing god, that can pick off mages and other squishies, even tanks at some points of the game. But his kit overall is so boring, his kit literally has a sign above its head with I am cancer and you will hate to play against me This has been brought up a few times before, but loki has one of the most interesting lores in Norse mythology, why did hi rez make him a typical annoying stealthy a#####e? His kit could be so fun, so interesting to play with and against. Now, I have no suggestions on how to rework him, but currently low level matches/anything outside conquest is unplayable if there is a loki on their team. Tl;dr Loki is cancer, needs rework","What an original, novel, unexpected, genius, and well thought idea" +"I am a Russian Jew who moved to the USA in 1994, I voted for Donald Trump because he will combat terror worldwide; isn't that what Putin is doing too? Trump wants to join forces against terror; so how is this a bad thing?",It's bad because Putin will also fight the terrorist groups that are funded by the CIA to destabilize Assad and Putin +BeatsX page has just updated to Coming February - so much for Coming this Autumn...,But... February is in Autumn! +I keep pressing E but I can't enter this Jeep,THEY FINALLY ADDED SNOW +Rip my hat I said I'd eat it,Looks like you're favorite fedora is getting retired m8. +2016 for the Big 12 was one of the 10 worst power conference seasons of the last 20 years.,Maybe they should have added Houston/Memphis/Texas state +No Stephanie That Is For Hands ONLY!!,"Denatured alcohol, tho?" +A giant iceberg greeting the sun on an early morning in Eastern Greenland | by hpd-fotografy.,Isn't this a glacier and not an iceberg? +I'd stay away from the Camry. Most drivers of those have a handicap plate and are usually on an oxygen tube.,Which is what makes them the perfect used vehicles. +"2 Leo's or 2 Verds worth it? Just pulled my 2nd Leo (gutted) is there any point building a 2nd one? Also same goes for Verdehile, worth having 2?","There's options for two Verdehiles, maybe not so much for Leo's unless you want a vamp one and a Violent one." +How tires are retreaded.,That's impolite to call anyone retarded +"It would great if there were some apparatus in place that tracked where all this money was going, so stuff like this couldn't take place... oh.. wait..",Stupid Trudeau did away with that since it hurts the rank and file poor First Nations the most. +The Flintstones,Classic! +Did you read the article? Why not let the man speak for himself instead of convicting him by association?,He's literally Hitler... he works for the government... why would someone care about their life's work they just want money +A certain Hillary sub is still blaming everyone but Hillary for Hillary losing,There's a Hillary sub? +Apparently my toddler has a great throwing arm!,Time to throw out the toddler! +"Nope, had this happen to me tons in high school. She's one of those who took the feminist 'we don't need men' ideals and ran with them a little too far that she can't accept a polite gesture anymore. I stood holding the door to my house to 3 minutes before one lady finally gave in and walked in while I was holding it. Had one lady who stood her ground and finally waited until I let go and the door had to close ALL the way so she could do everything herself.",The door to my house So.. your mom? +Convince Marvel to remove Ultimatum from the canon.,"They removed Ultimate from the Multiverse, doesn't works the same?" +"TIL During the Red Terror of 1918, Communist secret police in Orel poured water on naked prisoners bound in the winter streets until they became living ice statues. In Ukraine, they rolled people around in barrels studded internally with nails. Upwards of 1 million people died.","But remember the evils of capitalism, folks!" +"Well, in the past five games, Skille has 3 goals and is +3. Megna has 2 goals and is +3. Chaput has 1 assist and is +1. Horvat has 0 points and is -4. Eriksson has 0 points and is -1. Sutter has 1 assist and is -3. Burrows has 1 assist and is -3. Those three AHLers are outplaying any of the forwards not named Sedin. They deserve it.","you can't really take stats over the last game or two and base coaching decisions on that alone....if that's the case, then we'd switch goalies every time we lose, or bench everyone every other game." +"I can't get on right now, make me an offer though","You could choose ONE: Hearts, Toon Smoke." +"Yeah it might be more difficult to know the exact reference, but the writing style should tip the reader off that there is some reference being made, which they can quickly look up if they don't get/can't remember.",But why should I look up a reference when I can just keep scrolling? +This is funny considering there are bands way more musically talented who do still do breakdowns and they are treating them like they are something stupid they did because they were young,"Nah man, Periphery is just the worst" +Trump: 'We're going to start saying Merry Christmas again',It'll be interesting to see just exactly how he's gonna enforce that. +Donald Trump threatens 'political reprisal' against rebel Republican Electoral College voters,It's always pleasant to see would be dictators *always* announce their intentions before they do something. +Scout is the real problem.,Broken AF... Seriously Hi-Rez why would you give people WARDS for free when the rest of us have to buy them? +It says something on the lines of: Cold Winter It snows In mount Fuji,But those aren't enough syllables +Describe your team's season with three words.,Ply a bull +It's like when Kaiba gets one of the only Blue Eyes White Dragon's left in the world from Yugi's gramps and just rips it. FeelsBadMan,Well he could only use 3 in his deck so OBVIOUSLY he had to destroy the final one! +"Finished my first custom build :) should I do pastel red or white? And how long should I leak test for? It's got an i7 6700k, gtx 1070, 16gb ram, 1tb ssd, 750 watt platinum psu, 420mm and 360mm rads using fractal venturi fans.","Is probably do white, however, I may be biased because I dream of a black and white build" +"If I see one tattoo on Catwoman or Poison Ivy, I will be very displeased.",I can totally see Ivy rocking a *Go Green* tatt or something +Bill would force White House hopefuls to release tax returns,So can we make a bill go release birth certificates to? +Sanders: Tillerson 'must be opposed',"Sanders is a loser sellout, who still cares what he thinks?" +"^ ^ ^ And that ladies, is how to avoid rape.","It's okay, our bodies have ways of shutting that all down." +Goblin Lives Matter #GLM,But you can't act like Goblin on Goblin crime isn't an issue! +"Ok, I'll admit I forgot about the new maps!. That makes it much more palatable.","Yeah but PS4 update was 8.7gb, dunno what the Xbox size is about." +Not sure if stupid or trying to brag about modded money,"i mean for glitchers or modders 46 million isnt a lot, thats why im asking why the guy made a point to point it out" +Whatever helps you boys sleep at night.,"I mean im not from there or live there, but it is pretty amazing once you take a step out of Newark." +NO DON'T YOU DARE SAY THAT. IT'S SECOND NICE DAY OF SUMMER.,Wellington? +And gets to live with the knowledge that she got Olivia killed.,And she's really finding that hard to deal with based on the end of the episode. +I work for a trucking company and this was written on the back of a drivers time sheet. Think he is in the wrong career!,"I've heard of guys with science/math/whatever degrees who end up trucking or whatever because it's less stressful, or it's more their cup of tea/whatever... entirely by choice... capabilities and desires don't always align." +That just means there are no more ads available right now. I'm 98% sure it will come back. You probably don't even need to wait till tomorrow.,"Okay, thank you!" +"If nobody cared about that flag, nobody would be bothering to suddenly make it a large controversy after so many decades of it being used all the time in the south.","Yeah its only a controversy now, nobody cared about the confederate flag over the last 140 years" +I can run matches in assault no boots needed,You cant run without boots +What's the best way of getting slimeballs? I need to build a FITSHIP for when I'm at school to continue my ventures of being an asshole.,The Vortex Coalition^TM has plenty of slimeballs at a cheap price +sorry,"No need to apologize, just give me all your Pokemon and we'll call it even." +Just saw internet hulk put shield gen in spawn on Volskaya. Twas disgusting to watch.,So 1.7.1 patch note of: Fixed an issue with Symmetra shield generator reaching unintended locations is incoming? +1\. 4\. 2\. 5\. 3\. 6\. 7\. 10\. 8\. 11\. 9\. 12\. Just put a \\ in front of every . and the editor won't try to auto-list everything. In the editor it looks like this: 1\\. 4\\. 2\\. 5\\. 3\\. 6\\. 7\\. 10\\. 8\\. 11\\. 9\\. 12\\.,"Damn, I knew it was something with a backslash." +Turns out all republican and 70% of democrat electors selected Trump! he won by the biggest margin in history! And also there's an asteroid coming...,"I'll take the asteroid for $100, Alec" +That's got to be my favorite thing about magnus.,You forgot this +That black pick-up was driving wayyyyyyyyyyyyy too fast.,No it was obviously all Comcast fault +Update with the girl that asked to study with me,HOLY SHIT THIS POST IS 100% PROOF THAT ALL WOMEN ARE MANIPULATIVE WHORES HOLY SHIT BRUTAL REDPILL +"If I'm not mistaken, one of the clauses to the Tom Clancy games is that you can never play as a terrorist. This is why it's operative vs. operative.",I had no idea. +"Autism linked to vitamin D deficiency during pregnancy, researchers find",No it's obviously the vaccines +"*Well I voted for him because I just like that he's gonna shake things up, ya know?*",He's clearly the only honest candidate out there guys. +How about the person laying in front of the grey car at 2:20 as the pickup comes flying by. Could have easily hit his car and rolled right over him. Stupid all around.,"Well he said they put out 5 cones when they only needed 4, so the safety would've extended out past that person's car" +So what you're saying is Pasteur is the reason I have autism?,"Don't drink milk, kids" +I work for an events and design company. Here are some things I've made over the past year,... Denver? +Yup rather than bitch them out they should have called the police for the accidents. A few officers would have cleared thst business right up,They did. +I don't understand?,He's probably making a joke about how the bouncer was about to let him in because of how cool he looked but then decided to keep him out when he saw his stats/cost. +Most of the rural roads out here don't even have the lines painted on them yet. Doesn't mean we drive all over the road.,But how do you know which side to drive on? +"Kanye is an idiot for doing this, I'm going to tell you why. 1. Trump has repeatedly done stupid shit like this so that the media reports on it instead of something actually fucked up that he's doing in the background. He just announced his pick for energy secretary: Rick Perry. Yes the idiot that forgot the department of energy even existed when he was running for president. Why is this bad? Because Rick Perry is a retard in the pocket of big oil. Who wants to bet me that in the next 8 years there will be another oil spill and/or disaster like the BP one because of lax regulations stemming from this appointment. I've been a fan of Kanye since College Dropout but honestly he needs to fall the fuck back right now, dude just got out of rehab and shit and he thinks he's qualified to show any sort of leadership concerning racial issues? Fuck that, dude handle your own fucking brain without having a meltdown for a few years then maybe you'd have a leg to stand on.","Yeah, what an idiot he is for having a conversation with the future president about topics that matter to him and trying to make a change." +"I can't wait until Monday comes to a close so we can finally put away with this false hope that somehow, someway, the EC is going to overturn the election result.",But Bernie can still win. +Are you joking? It's like 90% of the reason he was picked. It was shoehorned into every who is Tim Kaine article when he was announced as VP nominee,"I don't know, it's the harmonica that sold me." +This page.,That's a huge intelectual leap +He... he was just showing the squad... I mean.. I don't... *sigh*,Oh i forgot +Moving out soon. Anywhere to buy a frost trap welcome mat? Title,"Can't tell if you want to buy the human bear trap called Welcome Mat, or the actual decorative household item called a Welcome Mat... I am confuzzled" +"They need to stop being a jack of all trades super infantry unit. The removal of charge is a step in the right direction, it means that you actually have a chance of killing them 1v1 by keeping some distance rather than them just pressing their teleport button and shoving a shotgun up your ass. There's a few more things they could do. Either give them more HP and less damage or more damage and less health. Give them actual squad support abilities rather than just being a way for a shit player to force their way through a bunch of enemies. There needs to be a downside to pulling them too. Anyone who's got more than 1 brain cell can sustain themselves long enough to chain pull maxes infinitely. Making them unrevivable would be a good start. The weapons need to be balanced as well. VS get the best long range AI with blueshifts, TR get the best short range AV that is still good enough to actually be used in AI with pounders, and NC get slug shotguns which can instagib anyone out to 50-60m, which shouldn't happen with a shotgun. The long range AV needs to either be removed or fixed too. Ravens are broken within their effective range, TR get the shaft outside of 150m and VS get fuck all as well, but at least comets have no drop and can be used for a while. Basically they need a purpose other than 'oh we're getting our shit pushed in here, let us pull 6 maxes and retake' or 'I just died to the same guy 5 times in a row, let me pull a max so I feel better about my small penis'.","Might as well just add jet packs, rep and revive guns and allow them to pilot vehicles!" +Quocained bhakt talks about demonetisation .,TIL that Quora supports hashtags +"How is this not sexist? And this girl is making fucking stupid excuses in the comment section with fucking annoying smiley faces. I might stop using this sub, these people boils my blood fuck off (not the op of the answer but those 4k assholes upvoting this bs! It's slowly activating a subconscious passive attitude of misandry in the name of feminism and (Bhencute) among the general community and trust me this will come back to haunt **us** as well. I've seen many of my non cancerous friends getting cancerous)","It is not sexist, it is empowering feminism." +Mark my words: high ground will be simplified a lot. And this sub will be happy about it. Lumi will even write a post how much better the game is that way. Trust the frog.,"7.00 has just made the game more complex, and the map less flat, so consider your words unmarked" +When this got leaked Sprays and Gloves weren't introduced yet maybe this is Valves next step?,StatTrakTM Flair Fade incoming! +Boot camp !,"BootCamp doesn't upgrade your graphics card, does it?" +That black pick-up was driving wayyyyyyyyyyyyy too fast.,"But it's not his fault, because there weren't enough cones!" +"So because someone told you so, it makes it ok to completely ignore safety and traffic regulations. Right.",Money over everything! +Not an Alex Jones fan...but Media Matters is pretty much the definition of fake news.,David Brock is totally free of bias +Craigslist deal turned out to be a scam...,Weren't these around when WW1 was happening? +In what world would that be smart?,"Sorry, I dropped this:" +DC-Area Marching Bands Opt to Sit Out Trump's Inaugural Parade,I am sure all the public schools are happy with his Secretary of Education pick... +I believe this LPT is meant for quantities of no less than 75% of an animal.,Can confirm: gifted a dog with no head to aunt- she was not happy. +Review #10 Jameson Caskmates Stout Edition,"I've got a bottle of this I've been savouring, might have to reread it with all this in front of me!" +I use him in my Senegal squad and he is quality. He was great in my Napoli career mode in FIFA 16 too.,You also use eto'o in your senegal squad? +Nah I played Narbash on this on.,Sorry I should have put +That's why my friend Dota is not fun anymore.....,Yeah fuck the concept of hero counters right +"But goyim, don't you remember the 6 billion? Israel is our greatest ally. We must serve their interests because AIPAC tells us it's for our own good. Don't question it too much or else you'll be an antisemite!!!!","Be politically correct Labore, he's an anti-Zionist!" +"I remember the move that seemed common on him was aurora beam...the not as cool ice beam. I'm looking this Pokemon up on Bulbapedia apparently it even has 2 forms. Dewgong is the secondary to 'Seel', a really godawful name.",B-b-but gen 1 was best gen! +What city could you spend 5 nights in and not feel bored? We tend to take vacations that are very hurried so it's interesting to see where people would spend a lot of time exploring if they could!,I just spent 5 nights in Florence recently and was definitely not bored. +"I'm sorry, but when was the last time bmore hosted the UCI World Championships?",But Old Bay! +Baker signs with Alabama,Oklahoma needs to quit losing quarterbacks to SEC schools +"Derrick Rose already denounces triangle, wants to play pick-and-roll every time down",If I were melo I'd be like you've been here 1 game you're gonna complain about the triangle I've had to live for 2 years +"How many players should have a UNANIMOUS MVP? As we all know Curry won the unanimous MVP last season and he totally deserved it. My question is, how many players should have won MVP unanimously? I'm not a big history buff when it comes to he NBA. I basically want to know the years a player had an insanely dominant season but there was that one voter who just screwed it up?",Lebron James in 2013 +Used to be 12 for Russian... thank goodness they cut that down.,Yeah but that's an extra 3 weeks you have to spend in Russia +RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2 Coming Fall 2017,All aboard the hype train woo woo! +Trump adviser compares climate change research to belief Earth is flat,"I mean, doctors used to think leeches were great for you, so how can we really trust them now when they say smoking causes cancer?" +"Well, was she just going through the motions? Or did she actually fall from a dedication to God and the Church? The former are many ex Catholics, who never got past the Baltimore catechism and didn't know much about what they were doing.","But they went to (two whole grades of) Catholic school, so don't tell *them* about Catholicism!" +They're not friends.,They where never friends. +"Go back to the beginning, we're all just star dust",TRUE +loading screen in my neighborhood,Wow he's black nice op +"Heads up, posts that contain 'leak' anywhere in the title will now automatically be marked as NSFW as a temporary spoiler function reddit is working on a built in spoiler function, but we are not sure when this will be deployed. This is a compromise after a discussion regarding those that don't want want to see spoliers whilst keeping the posting platform completely open. This is not a perfect fix but ensuring that the subreddit is an independent community for free discussion and news takes priority. You may be affected if your post title is b*leak*. Have a wonderful day",NEW CLASH ROYALE LEEK +"Careful, your username might coerce delicate Ohioans to vote for racist dumbfucks...",The cashier at macys told me happy holidays instead of merry christmas so this november I will proudly cast my vote for Adolf Hitler +That's not the popular belief. The popular belief is that hate crimes have risen drastically this year. This graph doesn't cover that.,you mean the popular propaganda tactic +What all too common trait do you find extremely unattractive in the opposite (or same) sex?,People who evidently know they are very attractive. +"Who was Garp referring to in episode 395? it's especially dangerous right now, do you think the navy can handle two legends at the same time When his subordinate told him how they think Rayleigh was in the human auction and he said not to go after him because they would lose to many soldiers. He went on to say it's especially dangerous right now, do you think the navy can handle two legends at the same time. Who was the second legend?",Gaimon +Thank fuck. No 3DS fanservice here.,"Yeah, now let's remake Marth's games again" +Will Rex Tillerson's business interests cloud his judgment?,No obviously not +"I personally don't like the taste of meat and cheese, but as long as I don't have to smell it I won't care.","its just going to be annoying when they start putting it in everything and calling it vegan, and we're going to have to make up new words for vegan food without lab meat" +Stawpoll: Favourite Season this millennium?,"2013 , 2014 , 2015 or 2016...great choices for me" +"is it safe to order 1p-LSD in the US? If not, what else is the closest?",You're outta luck +Eddie Lacy plans to lose weight this offseason,Is this a repost from last year? +"Nah, I'm sure it's just a coincidence that socialism always leads to this.",Obviously it's not real socialism^(tm). +Scientists Report The Arctic Is Melting Even More Rapidly,Coulda just said faster... +"But, but she's a role model. She talks about her vag and then date rapes drunk people. Very classi woman",she's so funny and brave +Haha cluckin bell,"Cock-a-doodle-do, we're a huge corporation..." +"He's going to end the conflict between Jews and Arabs by building an office tower, hotel, and apartment complex in Jerusalem where he will lease units to *both* Palestinians and Israelis. Once that issue is completely solved, and Jews and Arabs are safely tucked away in their shared bed, he plans on building a luxury hotel in Mecca and he will rent rooms to both Sunnis and Shia. They will learn how silly they have been all these years and open up all theocratic dictatorships to democracy, and every nation in the Middle East will elect secular, technocratic, and peace-loving governments. When Saint Jared has completely ended all Middle East conflict (which should take around 6 months) he will move to Taipei where he will build a giant casino and shopping mall where the members of the Chinese Communist Party will be taught the glories of capitalism and freedom. They will quickly resign in disgrace and the Kuomintang will once again take over China and drop the word People's from the beginning of the Republic of China. Peace at last, thank Jared almighty, we will have peace at last.","I mean, we haven't tried it yet so maybe it will work?" +"Styles vs Cena was great, but if a finisher fest is your definition of a 5 star match that is unfortunate",To be fair I think everyone's definition of a 5 star match varies but yeah if Dave gave it 5 stars I have no doubt it is an amazing match worthy of a watch. +Is that really the solution though? Send our British workers to work in other countries?,"Well immigrants steal jobs and money, so if we send out migrants, they can bring back all the money and jobs they stole" +No we aren't. Not all of us at least,I guess I should add +"...the human race kills itself off. = bye bye mother earth, as in everything living will die off. Thanks for sticking up for the asshole above genius","If you think that every living thing on Earth will die due to global warming, you are seriously uneducated." +"Well, they'll have Android pay. We don't know the features yet. Why are people acting like these phones have already been announced?",Reddit likes to judge based on the unreleased cover. +"This was a huge deal here when it happened. I could tell from the story is was made up. These guys are harassing her and the thing they're yelling is Donald Trump! made no sense. Also, I've yet to see any video of attacks provoked by Trump supporters on people, although there's plenty of attacks on Trump supporters on video. There was another one here, someone spraypainted Trump Rocks or Trump Rules and while he does, no adult who supports him would write that.",You mean you don't randomly shout out names of political figures you agree with when you assault someone? +But why?,After using the windex make sure you check the connector with your eyes to make sure there are no dust particles left. +The question is how is that number roll generated,[by the power of RNG and probably division maybe I think] +Religious people tend to be blissfully unaware of just how much they don't know and just how much is wrong with the world they live in. Some even revel in their pathetic ignorance.,YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT! +But tax fraud is an actual crime that they had proof al committed so it's a bit different.,"Not to mention they are implying a person who manipulates the market is automatically committing a fraudulent act when in all reality, there is no law against in, in the ToS or otherwise." +Until they make having a VPN illegal.,LNP will introduce a VPN levy (definitely not a tax) +"The twin towers are easily recognizable, come on, does he live under a rock?","If you think about it, he could be only 16 or 17....or even younger" +We're the Tunnel Snakes.,That's us! +This shit is getting old fast! There's little to no water in the liquid we use and PG actually has mild anti-microbial and anti-fungal properties. I would complain to the hospital that the nurse is giving out medically incorrect information that they're obviously not qualified to comment on.,"I put a small bit of PG in my humidifiers, for this very reason" +"If the Cubs win this year, I can die happy. I'm getting my affairs in order right now. Scratching out an impromptu last will so my friends can get my shit.",Don't forget to cast your vote for Clinton. +"TIL it would take 260,000,000,000 balloons to lift The Pentagon",Yet only 99 to destroy it. +Holy shit I love your username. That's my favorite movie. Also your personal politics jives with me. Let's go on a date?,This guy does not have anxiety +My people do not wish death to the people of Denton. But a crushing defeat would be just swell.,I'm sure Nancy told you about the time I cured *four* of her migraines in one night? +what is this magical place,A bunch of old video games +I'm not sure how I feel about making out with a robot dude.,What about a robot chick? +I've heard obama get blamed for 9/11 before so you are probably right.,"Well, to be fair...he did found IS." +I have zero doubt that donald trump fucks his daughter.,I've read about it on the internet so it must be true. +Im courious how many Mastery points u guys have with ekko im an 112K ekko main from EuWest how about you guys?,523k EUW +That's what happens when you don't pay the toll...,The troll toll? +TIL the famous McDonald's hot coffee case wasn't a frivolous lawsuit. It was filed by an elderly lady who suffered third degree burns and was hospitalized for a week due to the coffee being served at almost boiling temperature.,"Nah man, Americans are all just ignorant and lawsuit happy." +"In the current coconut water craze, I've been told by several females that that is what it more closely tastes like.",Eh...can see why people would say that but I don't think it's very similar. +"That's right. It took the entire RNC, Russia, and the FBI to take her down. What a shit candidate.","She won the popular vote still, so Russian clearly didn't do shit." +"we have that, except for one guy who just plays a tier deck and wins every week, so attendance is dropping.","nah, that just means everyone else needs to get tier 1 decks as well" +"Ok dummies, where are you? All those calling for proof? The CIA does not state that something is highly confident unless it's irrefutable. There were spies involved in Russia. Would you prefer they just lay it all out on the table for you, the names of the spies and all? Is that the kind of proof you need? The CIA does not work that way, or haven't you noticed in the past 50 years or do?",I wouldn't be satisfied until I had their social security numbers and was able to verify their identity by opening a credit card in their name. +MFW I'm just a Kanye Pepe but everyone calls you a White Supremacist,I am a simple musician tending to my raps +Gender dysphoria is easily treated with common medication and counseling. Its clearly a mental disorder/illness (the correct technical terminology frankly is irrelevant) that can be treated.,I'm going with the DSM on this over some rando on Reddit +Please. These items are not necessary for survival.,I'm not sure how life saving medicine does not classify as necessary for survival... Maybe you do not need an epipen but the government mandated it to be on site for EVERY school so yaaa.... they are using legal requirements that schools must have an epipen on hand to price gouge. +"I have a feeling that the next primary is going to resemble a (hopefully significantly saner, more substantive, and more civil) version of the last two GOP primaries. There are going to be several relatively evenly matched contenders, as opposed to a clear favorite and an outsider. I think that's going to change the nature of the primary as well as how people position themselves.",The next primary is largely going to be shaped by whether Bernie and or Biden decide to run. +World War Toons - Opening $80 Worth of Major Crates! (Giveaway in Comment Section!),Batman was the first time I used the move controllers and it was freaking awesome! +"Don't panic, EVERYTHING was down today Fed rate hike, just about everything saw red today, even the Trump stocks. We should get a bounce once things settle.",Yes that especially affected the CDN stocks +So what happens if they say No? Hill pack her bags and go home?,Maybe they're using it as an excuse to cancel debates lol. +"ahem, im with you, but the thing is, we shouldn't underestimate how stupid these people are. They voted in dumbass once, they WILL do it again. Because dumbass will say I need 4 more years to fix my mess I created, and they'll grant him that. Party over country folks, party over country.",You mean the mess *Obama* created. +War Damn!,Roll tide +"Samuel Vasquez, yet in the video, she calls him Ted... You sure you got the right article?","It's okay, you can trust him, after all, he *is* the serious **e**xpert" +That's awesome,Except the guy in the song doesn't get stabbed. +Once again Dead Botting proves who he is.,Ty was ez. +I live in a decent city and I see roughly 10-15 teslas a day. That's just in one city.,"West Virginia here, whats a Tesla?" +Can you start sending packs out through express mail of we pay for the shipping cost?,"No, sorry." +"Republicans choose to associate themselves with their party. It's not like they were born into it and unable to change. By sticking around and not loudly denouncing the party's more unfavorable positions, they can be rightfully judged as a group.",No damn it I shouldn't be made to feel bad because I feel the same as a group that is associated with rasicm sexism bigotry and good old fashion ignorance. +"Wait, what? What am I looking at? What's on fire?","It's an outdoor gas fireplace, covered in snow." +"Sick reference, but if you weren't bothered he went to United, you're doing something wrong.","Oh, I'm sorry, I should be bothered... I'll let something that has NO affect on my life whatsoever bother me." +Oh.noes,No that's Keith Urban and Snoop Dog +India Has Surpassed Mexico To Become The Most Ignorant Nation In The World: Survey,"Inb4, the methodology seems to be wrong." +"China installs weapons on contested South China Sea islands, report says @CNN",*It's for our protection* - Spin Doctor - +Prominent Donald Trump supporter says left-wing people care too much about sexual consent,I agree.... sexual consent it overrated. +Rodrigo Duterte blasted out by Cambodian Netizens for attitude towards their King - Cambodia News,"Cut him some slacks, Rody was clearly uncomfortable being surrounded by anything and everything yellow." +Alex Jones: Kanye West Met With Trump To Escape The Illuminati,At least Jones has remained the voice of sanity in these trying times +He has adult hapa children. He was married to an af in Australia.,The gift that keeps on giving +This isn't even from the Trump campaign you fucking moron,"If you are not supporting Hillary, then you have to be racist, sexist, raping Trump supporter" +"to do lists. It's honestly increased my efficiency so much. I'm a huge procrastinator, lists changed that",Don't forget to make lists of the lists you need to make. +AMD's Hyper-Threading Implementation Is Indeed Called ThreadRipper,Guys please I need to know does AMD have boost-processing ? +"Remember the kid eating a banana, or the guy praying to people's buttcracks, or that one post where OP was trying to figure out how to use Reddit and asked everyone not to upvote his test post because it was just a test, or the bus knight, or.....",Is it going to be like major league baseball records using an * beside the modern records? +"What's your favorite restaurant specialty item in Baltimore? I'm thinking about stuff like the bacon burger at Jack's Bistro, or the Pane Rotundo at Amiccis, unique food items that you don't typically find anywhere else. What are your faves?","Word on the street is they won't serve it anymore, but Nanami had a Skippy roll, a shrimp tempura roll where peanut butter is spread on the seaweed." +The Top 10 Standard Decks by Seth Manfield,Wait but reddit told me there was only 4 standard decks? +That does not support the claim that Russia leaked Podesta's and DNC's emails to help Trump get elected.,"Oh, as long as they interfered in the election out of friendship, then" +"The Russians tampered with the elections! The Russians hacked the vote! They fooled the DNC *with a standard phishing email.* This is the most common and easiest to avoid type of attack out there. Honestly, DNC members that use accounts for private information regarding the party should have been trained to spot this from a mile away. I absolutely welcome the transparency the Russians have brought us, but the floundering-about by the media and current administration to try to paint Russia as bunch of big bad vote-rigging hackers is really easy to see through... When the whole attack was a simple phishing email! If the party that runs the United States could be fooled by a simple phishing email, I think Putin was doing us a favor by leaking this information so that people don't vote DNC.","Hail our true, strong leaded, Saint Putin!" +Beautiful if you like orange cones. The city is just a big construction site.,"Yea , Calgary is definitely better cuz oil" +"Any spending of taxpayer money that falls outside of their myopic world view and approved beliefs is shouted down, vilified, and heavy-handedly alluded to as communism.",*Obviously* building a train line is just a step away from abolishing private property and collectivizing farms! +"I got in!!!!! My heart is racing right now, I just into the engineering program!!!","I'm a transfer, I didn't get my decision until late June." +I'm sorry but Price sounds like such a tool in his post game.,What did he say? +"Calling weapons is pretty good, especially when it is something really distinct like a huntsman. However, I think spies are able to switch what kind of weapon shows up when they're disguised.",switch by pressing B. And as long as valve doesn't fully fix spy there will be spies with different/invisible weapons. +"No, but I can tell if it's a fucking *child* holding them.",Yah didn't he know that knives can't slice you up if someone under the age of 18 is holding them! +"Pedophilia is considered a mental disease, and is catagorized in the DSM-5 and ICD-10 as a *paraphilia* together with voyeurism, exhibitionism etc..","Thankfully, we are one of the leading leaders in the field of mental disease, right?" +"Electors are being harassed, threatened in bid to stop Trump",History has proved harassment and threats work. +And people said 32GB of ram is useless,"See, that's the point, you need at least 128GB." +That moment when you fail on your own deliverables,I'd hardly call that a fail tbh +"I placed Mid Plat Last Season, I placed Mid Gold This Season. That is all. Not even a rant. It's ok. I can climb.",No you need to be angry and you must demand a response from Blizzard +"Reddit bans an edgy left wing subreddit, most likely as a prelude to banning T_D so they can claim to be unbiased.",Putin is probably moderating this sub +Stop It! There Are No Big Lessons From the 2016 Election,"No, nothing to see here..." +Reddit For Sale: How We Bought The Top Spot For $200,I wonder how long till this video is downvoted/deleted... +Damn that's rough. Hopefully wasn't in playoffs!,"It was, but thank god I ended up winning anyways" +Reddit: which songs would you include in your having-sex-soundtrack? What gets you in the mood?,Anything by nujabes +Maintaining class identity is so important.,I'd rather have a diverse meta than class identity to be honest but I get why some people would disagree. +But he's not black...he's black and white,So he is an atheist moooslim Kenyan commie? +"You're telling me 2010 Zwanze is standard stuff, but Founders Azacca, which you could literally buy on shelves across the country for months, is what people should try? Or Coolship Resurgum (arguably the best american lambic,) or nectarine preserve, or Izzy, or DDG, or...",Dont forget to try Spotted Cow +Number of Mumps Cases at SUNY New Paltz Rises to 63 Amid State's Worst Outbreak Since 2010,Vaccination causes autism in 18 year olds! +"Yeah, Trumps win could not possibly have been the result of the Democratic party screwing over a potential candidate who was sensible and smart to put a cartoonishly corrupt harpy in place as their candidate. And it definately didn't have to do with the democrats calling everyone who disagrees a racist, mysoginist asshole for questioning them.",Yeah man Bernie had done so much in his 40 years in Congress +The trailer this game deserves,"What a fake trailer, I didnt see those exact things when I played" +"Actually, exactly the opposite is likely to happen. There is no shame on that side of the family - they chalk it up to being a victim, and that's celebrated.",Good old Christian rationale. +Did you mean to misspell You're?,"Hahaha no, and no I don't know how to do trig" +The ultimate arbiter on all human relationships.,"Right, because oxytocin stops acting as a bonding hormone if there's no possibility of conception." +Good thing we only need 1 yard on 3rd and 1,"Yeah because in the two games that he started, Paxton sure got us into a lot of 3rd and 1 situations" +"Yes, I saw the first two when they came out but not the 3rd or the remake. Just forgot about OCP. Was the recent remake any good?","No, avoid it except if your morbidly curious." +Lineonee!,Exactly. +overly cautious about getting in trouble would be my guess,Maybe some kind of medal for doing so good? +It baffles me that so many leftists pretend that the Assad regime is the most progressive force in Syria when *that's where Rojava is.*,Careful you might upset the leftcoms. +But it also could be a T right?,"Heh it could be anything possibly a Z even, but I'd be surprised if it was a P." +Let's do a study and then form a committee to investigate why it's taking so long.,....and a Tiger Team! +"4.5 1080p display, 3400mAh battery, *and* a slide out keyboard? That all sounds very appealing to me.",No slide out KB - picture is not the Mercury / DTEK70. +Is it just me or does that look like a mosque with a minaret?,"Maybe it's a mosque of kuffars, so it's OK." +Tell that to Rev. Shaw Moore.,"Don't be silly, religious people don't listen to statistics." +Thoughts on fit?,Love the color blocking on that jacket. +New MacBook Pro Users Report Improved Battery Life on macOS 10.12.2,Estimating the time left must've taken a lot of battery usage. +"Except he's asking a question whilst adding anecdotal evidence, not making a statement. Therefore no. And regardless, what he said is not confirmation bias. So yeah, no.","Strawman, logical fallacy, red herring, appeal to authority" +"I appreciate your enthusiasm, but I think this is just a normal price drop for Mafia 3. Perhaps I'm wrong, but I didn't see any mention of Mafia 3 being part of the big holiday sale in the video teaser... I think we'll start seeing the real sales items begin popping up around 7pm Eastern Time / 4pm Pacific.","It's a sale price, if you look at store parser it has the Gold status beside it and it says save rather then drop" +Like as a fetish?,"No he legitimately appreciates them for their positive, attractive qualities." +"WTF Coles milk....I've rinsed this bottle 3 times, what is caked to the bottom of the carton? Is it safe?","Fuckn permeate, karrnt!" +Mandatory winter tires would be great too.,But I know how to drive so I don't need winters +What engine for zodiac if terrortop is hit?,Some recent zoodiac decks didnt even run terrortop. +actually in the case of France most of the republican governments were varying degrees unfriendly or indifferent to the Catholic Church in that before 1944 period of time. Even the monarchies which some like to idealize in the Catholic blogosphere were really not as willing to follow the Church unless it was positive to their interests.,Are you saying traditional catholic societies had sin and weren't perfect utopias? +Hopefully they have some info dumped on Jan 12th,Knowing my luck it will come put the first day of college when I'm in class. +And beers,"Efficient birth control is all I ask for, but I don't say no to dark sided cookies." +"Elon Musk's journey is such a great American success story. Immigrate from another country, develop a good product or technology, sell it, rinse, repeat, all while employing American workers. Then you add the details of how he is changing transportation and space exploration while achieving the above, and it's hard not to admire the guy. I don't know his political leanings or if that's really important yet. He's clearly been a net good for America and more largely humanity.",But I thought Trump wanted to get rid of 'em migrants. +Ugliest fuckin' sweater ever...,For an ugly sweater it's perfect. +Super Mario Run is $10 to play more than the first 3 levels,"OMG a company actually charging money, cmon Nintendo sell this for free so you remain in debt!" +Russia runs Wikileaks. The USA should be in a war with Russia over this. We are losing our country and now we have a Manchurian Candidate as President. Trump is a Russian chess piece.,Idiot on sight! +The Birds and Rosemary's Baby have absolutely no gore and they're incredible,thanks :) +The Warriors first non-assisted field goal didn't come until 1:11 left in the third quarter. The ball movement and sheer offensive firepower on this team is absolutely insane. Yada yada Warriors are good at basketball (Tryna beat the character requirement),They must be shooting shit then +It's about time. New rules on supplements,I'm sure supplement makers are going to tell the truth +Austin Creed encounters KKK create a wrestler during charity stream.,Welcome to Trump's America. +"Well, supposedly Sorties were going to change to reward us with a currency we could spend at a vendor for different items like the ones we already have a chance of receiving, I think that was the ideal solution. This never saw the light of day though and I'm still doubtful about whether this is going to happen any time soon. Before The War Within we were told about how finishing the quest would 'change sorties' and naturally a lot of people took this to mean more than it actually did, thinking that maybe this new vendor would actually be involved. Instead we got a slightly changed reward pool that integrated Riven mods while also making it a pre-requisite to finish TWW to play Sorties. Not exactly a complete overhaul.",they talked about how it may happen they never said it was set in stone. +"I've tried kicking the chicken, I've tried beating the chicken, I've even tried choking the chicken and I CANNOT get it to explode. Playing Chicken! Is the last achievement that I need for the Bitterfrost Frontier map achievements and for the meta, but I CANNOT get this achievement. I've tried kicking the same chicken an obscene amount of times. I have tried timing my kicks so I always get feathers (on the same chicken). I have tried different variations of kicking and different chickens, I have worked these chickens six ways to Sunday, but I CANNOT get this achievement. Right now I'm sitting on 77 feathers, can somebody please tell me what I'm doing wrong, or is this bugged?",You have to use your left foot to kick it +Trump Supporters target Epileptic Journalist Kurt Eichenwald and cause him to have a seizures. (How long until they kill someone?),But Trumpsters aren't violent! +So I did some HUD tweaks,Wow so much better +Public Barred from Viewing N.C. Legislative Coup; Reporter Apparently Arrested,These measures are so in the public interest that we must do them in secret. +The first paragraph of this article says it all .... Trump is creating another Hit List of people he will be getting rid of one way or another. Joe McCarthy would be so proud of our new president.,"Climate change, gender rights, Muslims, if we could only get a list of people who just have different opinions we would be set." +Contrast songs Hey guys! Would you recommend me some songs created in Panic style? I mean melody and drop being completely different (after melody you except sth way different than you get). E.g. beautiful melody and hard drop. I find them so enjoyable!,Pretty much any of Tokyo Machine's work. +"if you open 3 silver chests and 1 gold chest everyday, you should get through your cycle in 1 month. and they put legendary chest so that you get it every second cycle. or every cycle in legendary arena. so u should get one if u play for 2 months",Ok thanks that's useful to know! +"Ever start watching, pass out, and wake up a season later? I don't know how many times I've started not even halfway through a season, and have netflix on the next one when I wake up. If so, do you backtrack and rewatch?",This was the reason I turned off autoplay +That SCCC Invoker. Made EG look like fools. Damn. VOD pls. asap,"Btw, the first time I see an pro Invoker not level Exort to 7 to have Ravage at 21." +"On November 22, 1963, we lost an angel, murdered by the CIA and the elite. Somebody who was actually willing to fight for the people. We haven't had a man like him in office ever since. But now, for the first time in 50 years, we have a chance to elect someone else that is good. Please guys, don't fuck this up. Get out and vote. It's our last chance. If Hillary wins, it's game over for the USA.",I miss Ron Paul. +"Do people still play this game? HI all, Ive recently just started playing this game, have seen roughly 20 people, is the game dead?","Nope, it's just you 21 people sustaining the entirety of Bioware Austin" +DE's idea of a fix: Exilus Adapters now cost 100p,Approved +the appeals for executions cost way more than life in prison. it'd be cheaper to hire a hitman before he made it to trial.,"Thanks Duterte, due process is such a drag" +This is good but the best for torbjorn play belongs to that Hanamura Point A one.,It's legendary. +Well Global needs to implement this feature soon on their pickup summon. Less salt and more pleased customers for it.,Nice joke +Time to play guess which one has +BB damage and which one has +Spark damage.,My guess is all of them +Chicago's murder rate keeps rising and the gangs can't be stopped,No you don't understand clearly it's because there isn't enough gun control! +People gotta learn somehow. The guy climbing over is like be the change you wish to see in the world,"yeah, i'm sure the driver learned their lesson." +Maybe the play fake should have been better,Maybe y'all shouldn't have been listening in on our calls +Ethan Eco Ace vs Renegades,This kid deserves a better team +Should we tell them?,Maybe Obama wouldn't be bombing innocent people if Trump hadn't triggered him... +"If you like the Packers, why not stay in-state and be a fan of Wisconsin? We are consistently good (not great) and have a terrific fan base.","Yeah but my neighbors are loud and have a Wisconsin door mat, so..." +"Infinite Warfare Trial Once you reach the cap for multiplayer, are you then locked out of it, or can you keep playing but you're just unable to level up?",Can you still get achievements +Trump has been lying about the Russian hack. He just accidentally admitted it himself.,"Another we act like we have any proof Russians were involved episode, I'll consider it a lie when I have more than the CIA telling me it was the Russians, or at least something that at least looks like evidence" +"in China, they dont accept non-Asian immigration... but thats ok cause they are communists.","I was kidding, but you, you are clearly racist." +Judge blocks Texas from requiring fetal remains be buried,"Yea I know right, what a twisted idea it is to bury the dead." +You might not have a choice... at least not if you're within grabbing distance.,"At least I know I am too fat, old, and ugly to be worthy of his grasp." +Ever tried Cow Mangler + Conch on Nucleus? Don't,"See, this is why we need random crits!" +Cuba offers rum to pay off $276m Czech debt,"This works as long as Czech is paying wholesale prices on the rum, they could easily re-sell it and make a bunch more money." +"I have a stock turbo, should I just buy it then flip it?",Kind of messed up to take a friend discount and flip it imo +"When we let immigrants into Canada, this is what happens.",This upsets my Old Stock Canadian values. +"He didn't practice, he's probably tired.",Maybe he has pneumonia. +Entirely? Not even your pelvis or bodyfat?,"Yes, that is exactly the statement I was trying to make." +\#struggles,Build a wall and make the Queen pay for it! +It was. Bubba and D'Von reactions put him over with all those insults so well too.,"YOU FRESH MEAT ENZO, THIS IS WHAT THE TAG DIVISION NEEDS, I LOVE IT, FRESH MEAT is what I think they said." +"People say in order to become an expert at something you need to put 10,000 hours into it. What have you put at least 10,000 hours of your life into?","Breathing, probably?" +How to get your dedicated server to appear on the list? Anyone know ?,"You can't, its random." +They should be yelling at the snow!,Old man yells at clouds.jpg +A new GP bug?,They will probably nerf his ulti cd for this. +This hot cheerleader was terrified by the Big football player coming right at her :),She was triggered. +IIRC I'm fairly certain someone found evidence of bots and vote manipulation going on with the Donald.,I guess it was the russians again? +"Perfect timing with his injury, as winter break is just ahead. Should be back just in time for Arsenal!",Yay! +Doing something you would not feel comfortable doing if your SO was there with you,"I mean I don't feel comfortable eating in front of my boyfriend yet, guess I won't eat" +"Yes, you get the point. Do you know of another source though?",the Zimbabwe Herald is my go-to website for fact-checked news on the Israeli-palestinian conflict +UN Report: Free expression under worldwide assault,"truth is dead, long live the narrative!" +Oh its worst then that even. They believe it has always been a dictatorship and this is just settling things right.,"Well, you see, this is *our* dictator." +KAPKAN got into wrong neighborhood,He brought frost with him too +"I'll be honest, I don't recall seeing the graphic for the Skyranger. Because loading times are so long going into a mission I do other things (have a cigarette, make a cup of tea, watch Netflix etc) so when the green thing pops up I press it and don't look up. Damn my old PC.","Yeah loading times (especially with a long modlist) are so obnoxious sometime, even with Caps Lock on." +Tracking a pizza I ordered?,Call up the pizza hut and ask them. +"I'm proud of my ancestors for killing immigrants... Go back to Europe, you fucking Crackers.","B... but muh white rights to exploit, enslave, murder, and rape ~~inferior~~ less intelligent and technologically advanced races!" +What objectively makes it better than its competitors?,Not Non nippon filthy gaijin steel folded over 10000 times not gladware czechmate? +Obviously.,Thanks for being nice about it. +Too Face Peanut Butter and Honey palette,It has three large light shades and a purple... Groundbreaking. +tK reverse sweep C9 at MLG Vegas,But Aches is the best +"Leonard from the Big Bang Theory. He is whiny, has absolutely no personality apart from I'm nerdy, but have a hot girl. Has absolutely no self respect, doesn't appreciate his friends and is just a walking-talking cliche of the good guy. There are issues with all of the characters there, but at least the rest of the crew had some kind of character development, while it seems that the writers have no idea what to do with him.",If Chevy Chase was your dad you would end up like him too. +yeah same as d2 yay,"No you don't get it, ARPGs aren't supposed to be repetitive." +They only eDare to say Eder,They only say Eder now. +Sage Northcutt comes desperately close to talking trash on Mickey Gall,desperately close? +The Queen of Justice by Jeong Seok Lee,"Her body is really disproportionate, and it's distracting me from actually enjoying the more artistic elements of the piece." +"GAME THREAD: Boston Celtics vs Philadelphia 76ers (Oct. 4, 2016) PRESEASON BASKETBALL! Too many hype trains for one game!",James Young: is there anything he can do? +He drew a pornographic picture based off a real life 11 year old girl.,yeah but it was Art +Students seem to be improving,"Wow, so funny" +UK cracks down on Palestinian aid following three-month freeze,but i thought israelis were the terrorists +"Wow, this shows a complete disrespect to women. There's something wrong with people who feel they can just put their hands on another person and grope them like they are an object to play with.",They aren't? +"As a child, I was told to run away from strange men if they approach me. Now I'm a man i feel i have to run away from strange children when they approach me",This is one of the best showerthoughts I've seen in a while +I didn't know Frozen took place in Canada,"I'm not your friend, buddy" +Why so much?,"I'm a gonewild girl, and we're just accessible porn stars doncha know" +Yeah like what did he expect from that?,Well obviously OPs bf needs to keep her in line +You mean you don't bow your violin with a second violin? I guess I've been doing it wrong all these years.,"Rubbing two violins together, like a cricket." +Jeff Fisher to Jed York: 7-9 and I'll beat the Seakhawks,Hired. +"They are planning to fill them, it's not like they build them for no reason.",You dropped your +Finally a Imaqtpie carry we can be PROUD of.,Im sick and tired of you qtpie sheeps. +"In his final news conference of the year, President Barack Obama emphasized that Russia cannot change or significantly weaken the U.S., adding that Russia is a smaller and weaker country","Great diplomacy there, Community Organizer in Chief!" +"Inside LSD (2009) - National Geographic Explorer talks to researchers believing that this trippy drug could become a pharmaceutical of the future, thinking it may enhance brain power, expand creativity, and cure disease.","Right, and cocaine will cure cancer." +The headline isn't wrong though.,NO FUCK YOU IT'S OBVIOUSLY FAKE NEWS do I even need the +You are only allowed half of an Avant,"Gumi's attempt to control scores, perhaps?" +"Well, that sucks.",Is it what they call The Cloud? +What are some great games that 'flew under the radar' this past year?,Never heard of bf1 but appearantly its this small indie game about ww1 made my 4 dudes from sweden. +It's okay. I think the delivery guy would have a hard time finding my igloo anyway.,Atleast you can paint your Penguins yellow and pretend riding them. +go read wiki instead your propaganda bullhorns. educate yourself.,"Oh no it turns out you're right, the referendum was completely legit" +When mum says its bedtime but enemy team are stalling OT,Stop picking pharah in ranked you're not doing anything. +I've found this little friendly foe,he's a curse dude from a warband +anyone want to do the nightfall? Post psn and light level.,354 ozymandias_3 +"LF2M Aksis PH2 + have monitors List PSN + LL + class below. Ideally have Knowledge, 370+, chilled, adult. Have monitors active, if not will delete everything above 365.","ozymandias_3 , warlock 383 ." +banned,!buy flare +"I mostly like them for their ground coverage, they get a lot of stories from civilians and those affected as opposed to most western sources that focus on the international reaction.",Their investigative journalism is leagues ahead of US news outlets...yup. +"BATTLESTATIONS FOLKS MASS BRIGADING HERE TODAY THEY CAN'T STAND ALL OF OUR WINNING, SAD!",So........future rapist and KKK member? +Inversions prompt EPA to bump Utah pollution status to 'serious',Good thing the EPA is about to be defunded and dismantled! +"Google isn't banking on fiber. It's the next generation disruptive technology their banking on: wireless gigabit. IMO, they dabbled in fiber to fake out Comcast and other traditional ISPs still running on dated technology. Meanwhile, they're on a roadmap to launch high speed internet with a ridiculously low infrastructure cost. Telecoms just won't be able to compete while maintaining their traditional hard wired infrastructure.","Yay, a big monopoly will save us." +"Whats the best place to go get your car repaired? Looking for a garage thats honest and won't try to add extra, unneeded fixes that will just end up costing me more. I'm in Soo Ontario too. Thanks!",I have always had a good experience from Krown up in the industrial court across the street from the hospital. +Getting knocked out is like *super* bad for you.,"Oh yeah, death sentence." +"I absolutely predict this. There's no way he keeps enough good will continuing the way he's proceeding to keep all of his supporters four years from now against what we can only assume will be a more potent challenger in 2020. I have never heard of an elected US president be downright *hated* and *feared* as this person. GWB was close, but never *feared*. Especially when you consider he lost the popular vote by as much as he did and is only our president because of a smattering of votes in the rust belt. He will be a one-term president.","If you take out the three million illegal votes, he won the popular vote!" +I spotted this bad mother fucker in New Orleans. (Album),Props to the builder but it really needs skinny tires up front. +When you want some of that ''peeling off'' karma but your rig has been unboxed for years,Glorious.... +"If You Can Withstand Reiko Kobayakawa 's Amazing Technique, You'll Get Creampie SEX - 1080p HD - H.265",She is my favorite jav Milf +I find that a lot of kpop fans are weebs.,Lol but only anime would have hinted at weebdom +"My best friend for over 2,5 years dropped me, because I didn't have the money or lifestyle that fitted his surroundings anymore. We were 17 and he was obsessed with money, always withdrew the max. amount so he could wave it around when he paid something. (Every penny was from his parents) I am a modest guy who really cares about friends and family more than money, so it really hurt me badly.",That sucks but he sounds like a huge douche anyway +But then poor and brown people vote. The Republicans already rely on the EC and gerrymandering being legal to stay alive. This would just crush them.,Exactly. +MEGA...nium?,This is probably the reason why Johto starters didnt get megas +CBD hemp oil named a Schedule I drug by DEA,It's now like DEA gets funded on how much drugs they seize and how many offenders they arrest +"Along with like actually being 3D, and not some drawing is really cool.",Didn't even notice until you mentioned it! +"Liberals are scared of Trump. Trump is a guy who has no problem letting others use the fruits of their labor however they choose. This guy has his own private jet. He's not going to tell you to feel guilty for buying a new car because another guy can't afford one. Capitalism is not a guilty pleasure under Trump. It's how we grow and with Trump saying he will start making corporations pay taxes, that is a double threat to Libs. Under Trump we take even more advantage of Capitalism and it starts to pay more into the programs that help people instead of expecting the public to foot the bill. Libs are terrified of this because that means the public can't be guilt tripped any longer. Shaming is a great way to control people. Without it, you have free people. Freedom scares them. Capitalism scares them. Trump represents both. Super scary!",Get your socialist agenda outta here! +Muslims cant win in this sub. Muslims do something bad: FUCK THEM ALL Muslims do something good: What does religion have to do with it?,But everyone knows you're not allowed to make Muslims look good in any way possible. +I would be happier and I would never be able to say I played a horror game,sometimes i feel the same. +"Forget x, what about Arsenal?",Typical West Ham fans always making it about Arsenal. +"Australia has more sunlight than we know what to do with, we should be using it instead of digging up more of the dirty black stuff and making rich arseholes richer. Also, the solar model needs to be completely decentralised compared to the current (no pun intended) model.","Yeah until you use up all the sun, then where will we be?" +Burnout Paradise - Games with Gold (Free),The only thing I wonder is if they bring back the servers for all platforms... +"Thing is, they're not even new shirts! What does the product details say ..repurposed white and multicolored cotton crewneck T-shirt.. - Any time you see that 'repurposed' title, it means *used*. Shirt was probably picked out of a bin at a Goodwill or a Salvation Army, the tag was cut off and a new one stitched on and it was sent off to be screen printed, the print was distressed to make it look old and sold for 200 times it's value. You gotta spend big bux to be cool today, don'tcha know. PT Barnum *was* right; there are suckers born every minute.","Exactly why I wear dingy salvation army plain white t-shirts, style on a budget!" +i like losing. let's just trade lillard and mccollum and blow it up :) bring in byron scott,You forgot to type the +ACHES with yet another rewind play (1v3 vs TK yesterday),"No, ricky got that last kill." +What are some great games that 'flew under the radar' this past year?,No Man's Sky +This is what people spend their working hours on? Coming up with and classifying something as a 'malt-based refreshment beverage'? Jesus H Christmas i don't even know where to start.,Gotta create jobs somehow +0-days hitting Fedora and Ubuntu open desktops to a world of hurt,"Oh shit, I better go back to Windows!" +"We may not be able to win coins, but how bout packs? gift the winner a couple of BPL packs would be nice :)",You can gift only Beginner packs :( +Mukwa Gaming | PVPVE | Multiple Servers | RP friendly | Increased rates | 24/7 up time | Simple rules,Could you get a center server or change the island to the center? +Or kaching if you wanna stay modest.,and use kaching multiple times (while still remaining *modest* of course) +Time to grind the Democratic Party into dust and toss it onto the ash heap of history.,That's anti-semitic! +Sign up to RoT today for a chance at 10k in DMM Tourny! And then you can leave them right after like all the RoT winners plan to do!,"RoT leader is going to ditch them, free 10k for bullerik" +"Im Bi, how would i respond to this question?","Sorry, there are only two sexualities." +Another feature I long for is craft-able parachutes so we can climb the tallest buildings or mountains and jump off without dying.... I realize it would probably be near impossible for daybreak to implement parachutes after the beginning parachute phase but a guy can dream hahaha---PS I DO use Combat Boots to jump/fall off some buildings and not die or take less damage but its not that good. and doesnt save you from the tallest drops in the game.,people shouldn't be able to jump off a 13 story building and live. +Rainbow Six Siege: Mike Myers edition.,That last guy laying in the corner playing on his phone smh +This has to be fake. You didn't make a typo while typing the message.,lol I sped it up cause I'm a slow typer +And from soft just partnered with Nintendo,Oh my god... +"Do you ever get te feeling that the WWE doesn't want to succeed in or near your town? I found out that the WWE will be returning to Eugene Oregon for the first time since 2013 and I swear they don't want it to successful. Last time Cena was removed and replaced by CM Punk but Punk I don't think was that popular here, mainly I assume this because I went to Walmart a few months ago and hey still had his action figures. And now they return on February 5th, which is the same day as the Superbowl. I have noticed that te cheapest tickets have gone down $5 since the last time I looked but still $40 to watch the Raw brand instead of the Superbowl might not work out.",It's because your town is named Eugene +"When I was a kid, everyone painted or took off the orange tip. We weren't smart kids, but that's how it was.","As long as you're not brown, you're fine!" +"Coal workers in the United States when we had a small federal government, no EPA, no unions, and no regulation.","I'm sure if all those agencies magically disappeared overnight, child labor would become magically okay again." +"VW own Seat and Skoda, which, although are excellent cars, aren't as high-end as VW cars themselves.","They also own Audi, Bentley, Lamborghini, and Porsche, all of which are clearly inferior to das Volkswagen" +"So because dinos can clip through walls, every tamed dino we had (argo lvl 189, allosaurus, trike, 2 pteadons, 150 scorpion) got killed by an allosaurus group. We had wall between them, and spikes in front of it. Also there were 3 separate pens where our dinos were and they got killed through the walls, because allos can clip through walls. Gg. So many hours of hard work wasted because of bullshit like this.",Maybe you should buy more of their paid DLC. +"Current status of the PVP Community The current state of Ark PVP is a completely scorched earth. Alpha tribes have to Block every drop, and Turret tower every cave, and mountaintop. If we do not block drops - Asian tribes will transfer duped dinos/items into the servers in mass amounts until we eventually lose. If we do not turret tower volcano/Mountaintops - They transfer in 150 foundations and salt them so no resources spawn just to troll around. This cannot honestly be the state of the game that the devs imagined when they opened up the OBS - Was it? This game went from having a sense of community, and pride for your server - to a troll/griefers paradise.",Maybe you should buy more of their paid DLC. +We have drive thru Starbucks in Britain? Never seen that,The only one I've seen is in Bridgend +"Might make them finally balance their damn budget. I mean, the three most liberal cities in the fucking COUNTRY are also the three most successful as far as economies go. NYC, LA and Chicago. How do you rationalize that all three of them are on the Top Ten Economies for cities in the *world* without acknowledging that Liberal policies fucking *work*? The cognitive dissonance is insane.",But.... but what about Detroit? +Pope declares big bang and evolution real,"Whew, well if *he* declares it then it's finally true." +The Austro-Hungarian support is Tachanka last time I checked,The Lord is in this game? +I don't know about that .. I heard that he has asthma. Lol,Cold +"Hey, I'm a chubby guy who was head editor for the newspaper. That is a fucking hilarious reference.","Let me guess, you drowned in pussy?" +IIT-Delhi to discuss benefits of cow products,"Good, publish some research papers too" +"Becoming a famous YouTuber Does anyone ever envision themselves being a famous YouTuber and doing it for a living, not for the money, but just for the fact that you want to be recognised by people? Just me?..",Im all about the money. +"My favorite counter-strat is using Nature's Prophet treants to destroy the tree he's sitting on, so Monkey gets stunned and is surrounded by +6 Treants","Too bad you gotta be level 25, they make no impact til you get those extra 6" +Doing a terrible job of puck possession this period,Shots are greater than possession +Same jokes always come up too much until it's just tiresome to hear them again,But how will I get my karma? +"Woox should not have gotten or been offered that money. He knew what he was doing was way outside of the intent of the tournament and was abusing his way to survive despite un-noting being completely removed. In fact, the audacity to claim he deserves anything is just insulting.",He did tweet to Jagex about the issue ahead of time and they didn't patch it/hot fix it at all. +So realistically is there anyone even close to Wing in punt performance? Seriously he's helped our team so much this year.,Hekker +Come on Valve. How hard is it to implement a HUD like this? Credit to kradnozd,One final push! +What do you find most annoying in Reddit culture?,Sarcasm +Maybe she can reset the relationship...,Or wipe away all of the bad blood with a cloth? +What kind of hobbies do girls have?,Dishes +"People who ban other peoples' main champ (popular example is Yasuo) on purpose, and then bragging about it while getting hundreds of upvotes because being prejudiced against a group of players is ok because of a stereotype perpetuated in the echo chamber known as reddit.",Found the Yasuo/Riven/Vayne player. +"TIL, W and GF don't matter",They didn't win the right way! +"lol pretty much yeah, instead of self-improving they prefer to keep women down, its silly.","But TRP is all about self improvement, didn't you get the memo?" +What do you think is really going on up there?,Up where? +There's 435 members in the house.,Well that explains it! +"Take your pick, craigslist has a bunch for 15k!","Just over 200k mi, adult owned, obligatory [Hoonigan] sticker." +It's not ok for any president to be corrupt. To use the presidency as a way to enrich themselves. To essentially be a puppet for foreign interests. These are disqualifiers for the highest office in the US. It doesn't matter who did it first,YOU'RE THE PUPPET!! +All Sub-10? Where do you go to school?,Zemdegs Grammar +"Let's face the facts. Sandi is showing us her conspicuous consumption on $900 handbags which does not look good. Flaunting your wealth on a disastrous live stream that is supposed to support the reasons why we want to help the game does not look good, AT ALL. What she did were equivalent to bringing a 5-star chef to cook her a 7-course gourmet meal in front of people that are starving for food and not sharing it. Sandi continues to be her own worst enemy by bringing fuel and matches to light the fires with. The faults here lie squarely on CIG.",forgot your +Looks like a black version of Sloth from The Goonies.,Triggered +"This is cool as fuck, doesn't belong here.",Just don't get any more books. +Let's play a game: Spot a KOTH player,this is bogus.. the guy should be wearing a MarksmanTM Ghillie and holding a NAVID MMG and a TITAN MPRL on his back! +"The next word is asthayeebasera Uh, can you use it in a sentence, please? Certainly. Hindi is a crazy language that has words like asthayeebasera.",drahthaar is german +Good idea. Let's wait someone think on a way for people to abuse that and make it a bad idea.,Just one word: advertisement. +She needs to get on his podcast and fully clear the air. Too much vague and contradictory BS going on.,That would go about the same as Jon Jones clearing the air. +OP just upload another titled Buck.,I thought this one was buck! +FoREv Tries to Fight Monkey,Just ward his jungle +"Spotify Premium is doing 3-months for $0.99 right now, which lets you stream in 320. Just gotta remember to unsubscribe before the three months is over or they'll changer you $9.99 a month after that.",Ew 320p +G,M +How is he a traitor?,If you question that you're in the wrong subreddit pal +A city run by democrats for 100 years in a state which was solid democrat until recent years. Yet people still think these same people should run the US.,Imagine my shock... guess what other democratically controlled cities exist... Detroit... LA... Chicago... wonderful places I'm sure +"i have no problem with firing this man on the condition that any time i ever hear these university executives say a wrong word, there should be criminal prosecution for misspeaking.","wow... just fucking wow... it's the Current Year, I can't believe you'd say something so racist!" +Please tell me that Houston is playing today.,"Yeah, they're going against the Jags." +"Yeah exactly lol Ivanka married a Jewish guy and converted to Judaism. I mean, it doesn't get more race traitor than that right?",MRW Don was literally cucked by the Jews +"Final Election Results: Clinton leads popular vote by 2,864,974 or 2.2%.","but Trump won a bunch of counties and land, which is important because everybody knows that counties and land vote for the President" +I find it hilarious that everyone thinks the game is targeting them. Like the game has a vendetta against that person. Happens both ways get over it,Tbf all the bullshit in the world does happen to me every single game and nobody else gets that +"The circlejerk is getting unreal. Really, if you hate playing with/against the hero that much just go and play All Random until the hype cools down. He has less than 10% pickrate there.",But then I can't be a slark spammer +"i really feel bad for RG3. His career could have turned out so much differently. He shouldn't have gone to Cleveland. Not because I dislike Cleveland or anything, but because he simply isn't ready to be an NFL QB. He should have gone somewhere like KC to work with a QB-guru like Andy Reid for a few years before getting another shot. Instead he will go down as one of many QB's on this historically bad team and might not get another shot.",He's the classic case of a QB who has almost all the skills you want in one except mentally he can't keep up with the speed of the NFL game. +"You compare that to Pavel at Blizzcon who fast-played every turn because he already knew the future turns off the top of his head, which became a bad habit because it sometimes directly lead to misplays.","But Pavel is the champion and Lifecoach is not, that obviously shows who is better, right?" +Imma need a definition on transcendentalist for that,Can you use it in a sentence please? +"The best example of a Christian anti-Semite's hypocrisy and backward-ass logic is the fact that they worship the most famous Jew in history. The KKK loves to intertwine their Aryan ideologies with Christian theology while seemingly not picking up on the irony of the fact that were Christ alive today, they'd endorse his extermination.",He was one of the good ones! +My RetroPi Nes cart,"Yeah, that's better than the real thing..." +"I don't have that amount of cash, and I'm not risking with what I have, don't worry about me.","But you can totally get 20% returns right, you will be rich in no time..." +What did you expect The Global version is Japan's kickstarter page. We don't get things like that. We help fund them,yea i'm sure it costs a lot of money to add these things +Finally! A useful purpose for the Hermaphrobone.,I really like the word hermaphrobone +"Mods should remove this. Shaming random people on the internet is a horrible idea. We don't understand the context of this. (and no, do not say you do) If this girl is bipolar or has some other disorder, is filming this and sticking it online okay? Just because people look normal on the surface does not mean they are normal. If this girl is bipolar or something else and this gets thrown up on cnn, she might try to kill herself. People that have different type of disorders are all around. Would it be okay to film this if the person had down syndrome? People don't do that because you can sometimes tell when a person has down syndrome.",Let's just remove everything from the internet if the person doesn't like it. +Someone call Chris Hansen on all these comments,And LWG is much less shitty than most of Reddit. +"Dude these are all my size and they look fantastic, I'm going to work right now but I'll hit you up as soon as I get or go on break, I'll probably scoop at least one of these",Are you out of town for business due to your work frame? +Favorite has to be the Believers as they are the most complex. Least favorite is easily the Elves cause they are just so darn plain.,I love the elves omg +BrasildoB incitando terrorismo e idolatrando um terrorista.,E o primeiro alvo do terrorismo vai ser o cofre do ~~Ademar~~ bewulf ! +"2016 Week 15 Game Thread: Pittsburgh Steelers(8-5) @ Cincinnati Bengals(5-7-1) Please Remember: ##**Leave all opinions/thoughts inside of this thread. Anything that isn't newsworthy posted outside of this thread during the game will be removed.** Don't be rude. We're all here to watch the game. Do not troll the other sub's game thread/post game thread. We will be notified and we will take necessary steps after that. If you see someone in here trolling, feel free to file a report and we will take care of it. Thank you and enjoy the game.","with this interception, good field position and short yardage on 2nd down, sure it feels like a good time for Ben to *take a shotTM*" +No one with hats,"I see, that kind of explains it" +Is there really an award called the Catie?,*snap* Yes! +"PoE wasn't horrible, he was bellow his level in 2015, but people really like to twist things around, stats aren't everything but on a losing team PoE's stats were really good, so saying he had a horrible season is pretty silly. These are PoE's stats btw for summer : 1st in DPM of anyone in the league, not just mids 1st in DMG% of anyone in the league, not just mids 7th in death% of all mids, so he didn't die a lot 2nd in CSPM of any mid 4th inf FB% of any mid And yes he had some less stellar stats like : 6th in KP%, but like, Ryu was 5th, sencux was 8th and exileh 10th, so not sure exactly how much kp matters as an individual stat 7th in CSD@10, a bit surprising as his CSPM is high, but with origen having such a bad split and 0 pressure I guess it was more of a trade of CS in mid, more so then anything else. Also PoE outperformed Selfie in the head to head in the promotion tournament from what i recall.",Good that PoE roams a lot and help other lanes. +In a league of his own,MTHFKR? +Slender Man,When he's out pervin. +"Restaurant for breakfast on Christmas Day Looking for a place for my mom and me to have breakfast on 12/25 - not a $75 brunch with Santa at a hotel, just a normal meal. Yes, Denny's has occurred to me, but maybe you know of another place with slightly better food and/or atmosphere?",Barefoot Bar and Grill is open all the time in Paradise Point. +"It's not a new post, but I still love watching this video! Great day for Kylo Kid and dad is chuffed!","It's an older post sir, but it checks out" +What am I u ask?,I'm a Chicken-Killer +Console players still ACOG most guns,"Never said they didn't, just that it's definitely less viable than on PC since controllers lack the accuracy of mouse and keyboard." +"I would like it to follow Jason Blundel when he makes the maps. Everyone will think a twist will come and try to find it, but we'll never be told it. *Ever* Also, the last episode will be really dissapointing and turn everyone away from the spin-off series, which follows Lee Ross.","someone's salty... Just wait till the next cod mane, JB will tell us fasho" +minority here. white guilt is the most retarded shit ever. yeah white people have killed destroyed enslaved. so has pretty much EVERY OTHER CIVILIZATION. in fact the reason why most civilizations are here is because their people out destroyed out raped and out killed every other local tribe. now because whites just happened to be on top in the modern era we act like everyone else is just under the boot of the white man and totally innocent and everyone would be in ladeda land if it werent for whites. fuck off with that shit.,"H-hey guys, get a load of this uncle Tom am I right......." +3 year-old boy killed in a road rage shooting. The shooter opened fire at the boy's grandmother because she wasn't driving fast enough,This happened because neither the boy nor his grandma carried a gun themselves +Being a teenage sure is tough,And then one day they'll look back and realize what an edgy little faggot they are. +Why is it ok for a pastor to make more money than you and ask for money every week at church?,Because the tithes aren't for the pastor. +Hilarious. The rare 1% of SNL that's right on.,What an unexpected comment about SNL. +AMD ain't no peasant.,"AMD is no peasant, but the products they make are fit for one." +If magazines were the same size as they are in Hollywood films,USP Greatest pistol in the world. +"brutal, I like it.","Yay, glad you like it!" +Low Sorry,"Yeah, I knew I shouldn't have started AP over David Johnson" +Michael Sheen Is Quitting Acting to Fight 'Fascist' Politics,Oh wow whatever shall we do! +Do you think this is a series?,I hadn't thought about any of this at any point ever at all. +"Well, I honestly can't really picture this ending well.","It makes sense, because unlike forbidden fruit she is available fruit" +Yeah but you can pray for your kid to just magically get better by space powers til he dies,Spaghetti powers +Heterochromia,She looks like she would be pretty faithful. +avoid walk,This really snaked my boot +"Camping Bargains Hey guys, Conflicting reports in the office of where to find the best deals on camping gear. People saying the internet. People saying travel to the 'burbs and hit up the big outlets. People saying wait until after xmas to get the boxing day sales. People saying the xmas sales are already as good as they're gonna get. People saying that's a stupid thing to say. People saying the internet's the worst place to buy camping stuff. People saying the 'burbs fucking suck. People saying fuck you you know fucking nothing. I'm just like... I'll reddit it. There are always really sensible people on the internet. So, yeah... for those in the know, where do you lot get your camping gear?","Try out some smaller stores as I've found the same stuff as BCF but cheaper, and surprisingly some small places have a bigger range." +"FB hipster coder: we will *never* help build a Muslim database! That is wrong and I refuse to be a part of it! FB manager: yeah, you fight the power brother! Btw how's it going with that thing that lets us send targeted position based ads by religion? FB coder: all done!",Come on us software developers have more integrity than that. +That's a bit simplistic don't you think?,Fuck the Illuminati :D +This Army veteran running for Senate assembles an AR-15 blindfolded in a new ad,Need more Democrats like this. +NBD! Felt DD 10,Elm Creek? +So if beating EDG is not an accomplishment then where do we draw the line? Basically at that point we are saying Korean teams are good and everyone else is worthless.,"Pretty much, you're not actually competing for the summoner's cup unless you can beat a korean in a BO5." +Drunk Driver hits Illinois State Trooper on the side of the highway.,Good thing he stopped that speeding driver.. definitely way safe outcome +"This *is* Allied Assault on the PC, isn't it?",Allied Assault had you spawn with a Thompson. +80 hours sounds like part time for that kind of position though.,"So Cocaine, Meth, Adderall, etc are all cool to use on the workplace then?" +"Cant say for sure, but it wouldnt be to prove my manhood by getting an assault charge. There are things that will get you a well deserved whooping in this life. But being pantsed at the beach aint one of em. Hell, its free publicity if you've got a lick of confidence.","Nothing says confidence like allowing yourself to be pants'd, tripped, and splashed with water." +They've already covered this a dozen times. It's more enjoyable with sound in space so they're including it. Sometimes realism takes away from the game rather than adds it.,"NAH DUDE, if it isn't an exact replica of what could possibly be my real life experience, then it SUCKS." +10/10 masterpiece for the ages.,10/10 not meta +Strange liquid falling from the sky and loud bangs in the distance? Is this normal?,"It's just a tram going past, nothing to see here...." +"Get a therapist and stop using him as one. You're telling him your deep dark secrets, venting to him, and using him as a shoulder to cry on. Get a therapist to fulfill those needs. The lack of ability to set appropriate boundaries when it comes to using your friends as a therapist is likely part of why your only friends are three people you work with.","Lol, EVERYONE needs therapy in r/relationships xD" +"That is super convenient in certain situations. Could you imagine a future where you go to a convention or something like that and they have multiple TVs paired with Switch docks all there for you to stick your own systems into it? That'd be the dream. That's another point that's awesome about this thing, it isn't like your data is stuck in one place it's all seamlessly a part of the handheld itself.",its great until someone brings their modded NS to the gaming convention and cheats with it... +"I hate the whole damned human race, including myself... Carl Panzram's autobiography, scrawled on prison paper before his execution, has been digitized.",Theres an interesting documentary about his life on netflix. +"'Uncensored' news mod unironically uses triple parentheses, anti-Semitic jokes, and bans everyone who calls him out.",More proof that the Free Speech Warriors of the alt-right don't actually care about censorship at all and just want a platform to spread their hate speech. +"You're thinking about the Revanite armor sets, which afaik is not currently craftable :/ Only the Resurrected set (pve version of Exhumed) was RE'able in 3.0.",Bleh :( +Every school I went to is like this. The students who aren't into this are too busy studying. The student politicians are usually people dragging their degrees out and aren't getting their studies done.,"They are there to pad their resumes, to claim they lead student movements and had authority over thousands of students." +Zsa Zsa Gabor Dead at 99,Well at least Amy Schumer can play Barbie now +"Julian Assange said the leaks were an inside job, not from Russia. Good enough evidence for me!",Assange is a Russian plant! +Pixel Characters,"Has a very Sword and Sworcery feel to it, neat." +Dog begs for sour candy .. instant regret,This was posted just a few weeks ago...come on guys +Welcome to the club.,Well... Shit. +"But said person is garbage and has to physically flank or sneak up on an enemy. The Yokai doesn't fly either. You're very lax with your descriptions. This gadget, yes can be countered by mute or bandit, but having it on a wall means you could hide behind a wooden wall and tap enemies as they run in","to physically flank or sneak up on an enemy Yeah and as we all know, neither of this happens regularly in Siege ..." +I haven't heard a single person in England even mention the Ballon D'Or,You will when Kane wins it next year ;) +"You realize Bernie campaigned vigorously **for** Hillary after the primaries, don't you?",He has troll in his username.. +Nets introduced this new uniform today,Looks good. +X-KAIROS pellets are definitely made in China,"this has done it so many times for me, i just stopped using her" +Swachh Bharat funds to UP hiked 700% before polls,Good to see my swachh cess being utilized in BJP's campaign +Kejriwal wants to be Punjab CM: Sacked AAP state chief Chhotepur,*Udta Punjab* +"I was born in Brazil and adopted into an upper class Jewish family in a suburb of LA, show me what you get!",That shelf gets more head than you. +MRW my parents' friend says Do you kiss your husband with that mouth? Oh you don't have one. No surprise with language like that!,People trying to insult others by finding reasons why they don't have this or that are my favorite <3 +"Donald Trump has no idea how to run a superpower, says Chinese media",He doesn't need to know how because he's going to hire the best people! +New Difficult Walleye RM shortcut found!,I wonder if you can do this on Arowana too. +Just forget about that person. If they were your friend they wouldn't have made such a fuss about it,"Yeah, friends can never disapprove of anything their friends do." +What happens to wood when you throw it in water?,It floats +"Great. Hopefully Sanders supporters will follow his lead. *This* is how politics should work.....people advocate for themselves and policies they believe in, and push their leaders to listen to their concerns.","I'm voting for the lesser of two evils, and then joining Bernie to continue to make sure a progressive agenda is being pushed forward under a Clinton administration." +"There's going to be people jumping in this thread saying the primary was not rigged. We get it every single thread that comes up on this topic. Ignore them. We know what we read in the emails, we know what we experience when we were phone-banking and out campaigning, we know how we felt when the primary debates were pushed off onto weekends to compete with college football games, and we know how insane the restrictions on primary voters were in critical states. The DNC absolutely favored one candidate over another, and it cost them the presidency.",But how can those emails be true if Russia hacked them +I'm sorry but just enjoy the joke,It's literally unreadable! +"Ew, you roleplayer ... quick lads, get the ~~torches and pitchforks~~ AKs for him not playing the game like CS:GO !!!",You forgot +Philippines: Rodrigo Duterte Dogged by Opioid Admission,"Well, fentanyl isn't shabu so that's probably okay." +Embarrassing question but.. how to find drugs?? Look I know this is a stupid question. But I feel like an idiot and an asshole going around person to person like Hey you know where I can find some K? So.. how the fuck do I find drugs?? Please don't judge me too hard........,"Step 1: post to public forum Step 2: meet stranger from internet for purchase Step 3: become friends with other inmates Step 4: upon release from prison on good behaviour and first offense, contact prison friend's network Time investment but works!" +So you chose between DPS and accuracy then? I don't play s67 much.,just wait for the update s87 is going to be much better +Library closures 'will double unless immediate action is taken',"But if we privatize all libraries, think how much better they will be run." +"That's why the PSP and Vita was a runaway success, right?",Yea its also why the Dreamcast became a household name +Can someone explain all these terms?,Google is your friend. +The majority of American voters must be the enemy then.,Trump won the popular vote if you just exclude the votes for Hillary in California +They can't even admit their corruption. Why should I trust anyone in the DNC?,"Because if you don't trust them you must be racist, sexist, misogynist and islamophobic!" +Some votes are worth more than others.,but new york and california... +Bet you would think it would be fine if it was defeathered and cooked though?,Yeah I'd be eating it. +"Reddit, What's the Best (or Worst) Last Minute Gift You've Ever Given or Received?",2 packs of socks. +That's not how you type Note 5*,Yeah no removal battery and no microsd and no infrared blaster is waaayyy better +"MS shoving Win10 down everyone's throat sucks but it is what it is. If you do install it eventually make sure not to use the Express install and disable everything in the custom install, and look up guides on how to disable as much of the tracking as possible.","And while you are at it disable your Facebook account, any cloud services you use, etc." +"You seem to be projecting your experiences with the Catholic Church onto all of Christianity. Just because the Catholics interpretation doesn't make sense to you, doesn't mean the actual parable and Christianity is flawed.",But Catholicism is the one true Christianity ! +"World 309 DCED for me and I lost my Hardcore Ironman? IGN: HC Kimberely So I was doing Tree Gnome Village, Was up to the last part of the boss, was doing the usual safe spot where you attack him walk away and he walks off, rinse and repeat. Next minute everything stops I'm spam clicking can't move or anything bam dc, my internet was fine was still able to refresh youtube/google on the tutorials I was on. Finally reconnect and I'm at lumbridge with my Hardcore status gone. This is absolute bullshit the fact that Jagex is making tens of thousands of dollars from people buying membership just for their hardcore ironmans then when they die to a dc or die legitimately they make a new account and go again. Asking if they could reinstate my Hardcore Ironman status, not in the mood to spend more of my gold on bonds which I spent all I had left on a bond just to play only for DC Scape to get me killed when the terrible servers can't even hold their own. Don't care about the items I died with I can just go thieving and get that back but It'd be nice if you could give my status back as I did not die myself your servers made me die.",F +gold isn't.,Yeah that extra 40g/mo that OP is making from login rewards is totally breaking the game +"Same thing. My question should've been about using water in any form, to clean your ass.","Then yes, I still do use it." +What harm to the user does LSD cause,"Most people think they can fly, so they jump off of tall buildings, duh" +"Obvious click bait from Breitbart, but who issued this fatwa?",Islamists ordered it +Why wouldn't it be real? Are you questioning my sanity? You motherfucker.,Tbh I'm still a Virgin so no way did I ever fuck a mother yet... +????????,When you create a Reddit account for the first time +This guy is a professional,I'd almost say he flies a bit too much +"Here's the thing If someone handed me $10 and asked me to PIF, I'd probably pocket the money and then later on donate it to a charity. Now granted they did say 'hand this to the next person that walks by' which is kind of specific, but still....",I await seeing you on Youtube as proof that middle class people are greedy bastards. +u/1488will u/X0rg0n u/MaxOLG,No prediction for matchday 19? +Dude you realize other people running local chapters could have taken that title in the ensuing decades right? What the fuck is wrong with you that you're having a hissy fit?,"He read it on wikipedia, the most scientific source." +"411Richmond not giving a bonus? I received payments form 411Richmond today and there was no bonus along with them, even though in their records it says I did particular HITS for more than $0.01. Should I contact them or wait it out?","I did some hits a few days ago, and got the bonuses today." +My Maine coon does this everyday. Is she just super happy and comfortable or super depressed,"I'm pretty sure that his thoughts are something like Please don't make me get up, I want to sleep here another 5 hours." +Swedish elite league MVP Anton Rodin is expected to be called up by the Canucks on Thursday from his conditioning stint,Our team is so good the SHL MVP is a call-up +Jess on New Girl,"Yeah, she was fun at first... but Winston is the best." +"Nel 1957 la BBC, come pesce d'Aprile, ha mandato in onda un servizio in cui mostrava le coltivazioni degli alberi di spaghetti nel Canton Ticino.","Ahahah indiscutibilmente the perfect spaghetti XD ...fantastico video, grazie OP!" +"He was probably angry with both the thing you were previously fighting about *and* that you ruined one of his favorite movie experiences. He probably overreacted to the second thing because he was already angry with the first. He did overreact. That tends to happen especially as anger is compounded by multiple events. My husband is also a Star Wars fan and is anti-spoiler. I have nothing to compare that experience to other than if someone was goofing around something really precious and prized to me and they broke it. Yeah, accidents happen but you should have some self-awareness, too. It's not like you were Rick Rolled, right? There was some warning text that you were about to click on a video for content you claimed you didn't care about in the slightest. I get the urge to blindly click on content but that's on you. You should have some self-awareness. That's something within your control. **You both should apologize.** You could have ruined his Christmas. Fandom is serious and you committed a pretty big sin on accident. He should apologize because he overreacted.",If this ruins someones christmas they have other issues +Donald Trump surpasses 270 votes in Electoral College to formally win presidency,Heil Hitler +They deserved a clap.,lol +"Your first priority is the safety of yourself and the people you are responsible for. Do not at any time distract yourself from being aware of your surroundings and keeping your people safe until you are *sure* the danger has passed. If you need to relocate to guarantee safety, relocate to the nearest possible safe location. Usually you will be able to do this without traveling more than 20 - 50 yards (walk into a Starbucks). **At the first possible moment that you are safe**, call law enforcement, report what happened, report your location, and ask for emergency medical for any injured parties (including the person you were defending yourself from). If you can have someone else call 911 for you, so much the better. Point out a specific person and say, '*You* call 911'. This breaks them out of bystander effect. Give a detailed physical description of yourself, so that they will know who to look for when they arrive. If you can possibly help it, do not have a firearm in your hands when they show up (you *did* go to a safe location, right?). Remember, the cops are responding to an armed person call and will be accordingly keyed up, so no quick movements and no surprises. Be slow and deliberate and keep your hands visible. --- I am not a lawyer or expert of any kind, and this does not constitute expert advice.",Can't bring guns into Starbucks locations. +"Actually, I get this impression from Reddit's userbase.","And we all know, Reddit presents a diverse and accurate portrayal of how the average person feels." +nb4 Merkel blames Putin.,It could have been the Russians......or it could have been America's Republicans.....and don't forget the Pope. +"What are your go to items in Thaumcraft? As someone who are played a lot more tech mods than magic, I'm trying to dive a bit deeper into the magic mods. So what are your go-to items from thaumcraft? Like in botania I usually go for the sash or magnet ring early on. But with thaumcraft and all of the add-ons (thaumic tinker, energistic, exploration), the research book seems kinda overwhelming. So any cool/helpful/unique items I should check out early on?","Early on, no, but finding and beginning to feed a hungry node makes endgame fly." +"Keep private security, but fund them with tax payer dollars I bet.",Because Blackwater worked so well in Iraq +Hillary Caught Wearing an EARPIECE During the NBC News Forum,Such a reputable source +Gross. Why is reddit so obsessed with pushing this ridiculous narrative that old women are more attractive than young women?,Edgy teenager is edgy. +Louisiana House candidate called for ban on businesses that employ Muslims,Why do you guys assume that he's a Republican? +Bill would block computers bought in S.C. from accessing porn,"Loophole: put the the stars and bars in the background of the porn, call it cultural heritage." +"And moments before his death, Adolph Hitler repented and asked Jesus to save him, so now he's in heaven sitting at the right hand of God while seven million Jews are burning in Hell.",XFTW! +Obama Heads to Golf Course After Receiving Reports on Berlin Attack and Russian Ambassador Death,"Hey, give the guy a break; he's on vacation!" +"Eh, it makes sense if you spend any amount of time watching a television. Ever show, sitcom or procedural shows especially, has every single demographic represented, and considering there are only like 5 regular cast members in a program, that tends to skew the perception of actual demographic numbers outside of Hollywood make believe land.","You mean America can't just be simply boiled down to 2 White Males, a White female, an Asian female, and a Black guy, with one of them wheelchair-bound for no apparent reason?" +Helmet to helmet hit on a sliding QB? Not even a second glance. Flipping the ball towards someone who just took a cheap shot at you? FLAG!!,"Well yeah, if Cam taunts him, that player might take a cheap shot at him" +"Support will not end then, but new games will stop being released. The original NES was officially supported for **22 years**!","yeah, but after Nintendo stopped supporting the NES it stopped working instantly and was unusable!" +I'm a sexy plant that knocks you up.,Wouldn't say maokai is all that sexy +His back is gone man. It's not happening. Not with our previous injury issues.,"oh, NOLA welcomes injuries with open arms (wings)" +I belive it stands for intelligence quotient.,No it obviously stands for important question +Drone shot over Grand Rapids by VillageStudio.,Village Studio isn't helping business with their Reddit account +Gamestop is selling premium refurbished consoles for 180$ but are actually never touched launch editions. Source is from the cashier I just purchased mine from.,Cashiers have absolutely no reason to exxagerate about the crap they sell you. +how is it that they did not report a bunch of criminals?,I dont know the details but it's truly scary when your 'clients' can just find out your home address that you never gave out.. +AM I BEING DETAINED?!,FUCK THE POLICE +This is barely even relevant,Barely is an overstatement +Kevin Doyle diving header vs San Jose Earthquakes (1-0),Shades of van Persie there +China returns seized US sea drone,Hmm so no apologies and certainly no admission that the US drone was in international waters... What more could the USA ask for? +Should I send a letter to solidify a breakup with ex My ex and I broke up about a month ago because of the pressures of long distance. Frankly I wasn't ready to let go of the relationship but I recognized after hours of discussion that she couldn't be happy and healthy in a long distance relationship (can't feel emotions through tech) and is under a lot of stress with school. But she still wants to remain friends. I don't want to ghost her because I respect the relationship we had but I need to make it clear that I can't have a friendship with her through the same mediums that we couldn't have a relationship. It wouldn't be tenable for me. I have been thinking a letter would be appropriate and want some advice.,Nobody ever regrets leaving a paper trail with an ex... +"What reaction do you think the current British Government would have to a serious terror attack in the UK? I'm curious as to what people think the reaction of the uk government would be to a serious terror incident in the uk right now. Something in the scale of Nice or Berlin, or the Paris attacks. Assuming that the perpetrators would be islamist, what would be the foreign policy, immigration and general domestic security policy implications be? The May government has been criticised as being increasingly authoritarian. Do you think this trend would continue to rise more quickly? There's also a discussion about what impact it would have on the larger political scene in the uk - certainly the situation in Europe contributed to Donald Trumps narrative during the us election. How might it impact the overall political narrative in the uk?",I'm sure the Daily Heil would put a terrorist attack by a Muslim on page 30. +"Seriously, could the BBL be considered as one of the best leagues around? Obviously it's a subjective question, and I'm not just referring to the skill factor. So here I am chilling at Circular Quay looking at the Opera House and the Harbour Bridge and all the rest of the Sydney harbour. I'm gonna go over to Olympic Park in maybe 20 minutes or so. Without all the thinskinned pansy sentimentality, this is an infinite amount better than when I lived in England and watching the T20 league involved going out on freezing cold nights and the crowd was all of 2000. The BBL doesn't quite have the international scope of the IPL, but seriously, these are some of the best grounds in the world, in one of the nicest countries there is, at the peak of summer. I don't think it gets much better than that.",You've clearly never seen the Super Smash +"Absolutely right, comrade. I see you have a Stalin flair. I have a statue of Stalin in my apartment because he is greater than the Lord himself. Glad he killed 200 million people. They were all capitalists, so they completely deserved everything they got.",If you need leisure time go relax in exile +SUV get T-boned and rolls over,Props to the driver who pulled off the road after the accident +The hiker made of even more words to trigger Pokemon players with. (now with a 75% increased chance to trigger),Needs more Youngster Joey and his fucking Ratatta +*Corrected*,But Zeta Gundam isn't set in the AW Timeline! +"I'm not quite sure why, but Germans are reluctant to marginalise individual religious or ethnic groups and blame them for multiple events. Not sure if there's any major events in German history that may have taught them against condemning the many for the acts of a few?","Forget it, we're just gonna repeat all past mistakes, because dumb people keep yelling propaganda." +They know it's a thing and this is just meaningless spam. Posting twice a day isn't gonna change anything but create unessecery spam so i think who ever's doing this is in the right seen as jagex have acknowledged this.,No you're wrong they're oppressing us and taking away our freedom! +Vega Squadron Deserve An Invite To The Dreamhack Masters Qualifier,"People he is saying they should be invited to the qualifier, not the finals of the tournament.." +Original.,So that is a yes. +"Gentlemen, a round of applause for this eye contact champion",What gentleman? +This is how you photobomb,"Oy, I've never seen that before." +"Hey nerds, life is fleeting I'm burying someone today who meant alot to me today, this community has been awesome, just wanted to say thank you. Tell your family you love them.",o7 bud +"Leftover ricotta uses? I made stuffed manicotti yesterday, and bought 32 oz of the stuff and only used half of it. Any recommendations on what to do with the rest?",Personal pizza +You mean get actual bis and a cannon right lmao? slay without a cannon and you'll get bullied out of any decent spot in the 2k world,You know that I had to get my cannon off the ground so it wouldn't have interupted the screenshot. +"Would new/featured cards even be good/usable if they didn't have Cannot be destroyed by card effects and battle or cannot be targeted or destroyed effects? It seems like all these big new cards have effects like this that just make the ridiculous, but without them they seem like they wouldn't be usable in the meta because of the amount of popping/bouncing/banishing effects meta decks have.",Beelze the diabolical dragon +"so it's possible that this was just an accident and he drove the truck into the crowd after passing out from his gunshot wounds. The gunman is out there, however, but if this is the case he's not a danger to society as his goal was to only shoot the truck driver, and it may even have been out of self defense.",I hope that you forgot to add +Rating??,Not rated by 538 +I sold a Galaxy S7 Edge to a Verizon customer recently and went to his car to help set up his bluetooth. He told me not to pet his dog in the back seat but I forgot and did. Sure enough the dog pissed hiself.... I felt terrible,It's what happens when you get rid of your unlimited plan. +"It just depends on who you play with. If you play with people your rank, you lose like 40 or gain 40. If you play against people higher, winning will get you 70, but if you lose you will only lose like 20. And the other way around. So yes, being gold makes a difference","I just lost 40 playing a 2v5 against same level gold team, why isn't player count taken into account.." +"Looking for a new series I'm a fan of archer, portlandia, bojack horseman, and the office",Parks and Rec if you liked The office. +"When Goff starts this year if he shows promise, I believe that Fisher will get a reprieve and at least will have next year to develop Goff. It's best for a rookie QB to have some sense of stability in coaching staff.","Unless said staff sucks at developing QBs, in which case you want to change ASAP and then stay stable." +You do know it's his investors money and not his right?,"I always thought it was Charlie's," +"I know how quick we can at r/relationships can be to say dump him, and I'm not necessarily saying that you should, but I would make sure he knew that he's putting your relationship at risk. If he succeeds, you would be jobless, penniless, and entirely unable to pay any of your bills, let alone your debt. To speak in absolutes, he's kind of trying to ruin your life. At least, your life as you know it. It would be a huge deal breaker for me.",But why can't she support him in that! +Cya week 17 bitches. If you win I will take it like a man and blame the refs.,To be fair so will we +Is this something guy's get off on? To me this is just a girl with long hair,"Men are simple, I see nice ass I upvote." +For download only? But there is no upload? Fuck you Sony.,Yeah because Sony created this app. +Randumb Session 12-10-2015,@7:34 lol +Trump says after U.N. vote things will be different after Jan. 20th,Hate to tell Trump you can't change a UN vote after it's been held. +Bavarian lawmakers aim to turn refugee boats back to Africa,"As usual, all male criminals and I bet seeking political asylum in a rich country." +"Forgive my adhesives ignorance, but CA, like superglue?",Super glue is a brand name of CA. +Matt Barkley's 362 passing yards were the most ever by a Bears quarterback vs the Packers,Yeah but he has no arm strength and is a good backup +What is your I should NOT have said that moment?,"Met my classmate in a function, me being such a socially awkward guy, greeted him by saying what are you doing here instead of saying whats up." +When it seems like Soldier 76 is always ulting,"He was obviously using his ult, you're just bad :D" +Are you getting your excuses ready for when you get beat on Sunday and miss the playoffs?,Just trying to dispose with the asinine idea that the Packers have had the easiest schedule in the NFL. +"Last game they tested a pitch counter during the middle of the game. It flashed for a split second and then disappeared. I kept assuming they would try to get it on there during a commercial break, but it never happened.",It only ever showed up every 5 pitches... which isnt very useful +"Well, to be fair, that wasn't a loop. I thought it was too at first, but if you keep watching he eventually falls down.",LIAR +"In the worst case scenario, it effectivement behaves as two 4x pci-e ports. (Typically, for a dual GPU configuration) In a lot of scenarii, though, it enables some level of load balancing. Say you use one slot for a GPU, the other for a pci-express SSD. Unless you do heavy video editing while gaming, your GPU will have pretty much the full 8x bandwidth in game.","Oh ok, so it's just nominally 16x (for compatibility for the hw I guess) but never actually reaching that bandwidth, got it." +Every 10 levels we deserve a free no burn out incubator,And 3 infinite incubators when we reach L40 +ActionTec MI424WR rev 1,log into your router then go to this link http://192.168.1.1/index.cgi?active%5fpage=900 +What could that big move be? In the preview Jeff says something along the lines of you just made one of the biggest moves any predictions? I think it has to be a big blindside of Sandra. That makes the most sense to me,Obviously it's Tony having 6 idols. +"Other Aliases Which artists have other aliases, and do you think they could ever possibly have a release on Monstercat?",Martin Garrix - 1/2 of AREA21 (very unlikely release to be honest) diff --git a/chunk75.csv b/chunk75.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..79761a0e7691e2a079dc95e8fcd51af9bb2164bc --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk75.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1667 @@ +Input,Output +what part of the article is inaccurate?,It's all discredited by its *anonymous* direct source that they can't name because someone will threaten their life. +"SI tries to quantify supporting casts for quarterbacks, ranks all 32 teams",Further proof that Marcus has more around him than Jameis. +"Are you trusting Phillip Rivers championship week? Rivers play has, over the past few weeks, severely dropped, with his turnover and yardage numbers worsening in what weren't considered very difficult matchups. This week, he gets Cleveland who (not to their credit) haven't allowed a QB to throw over 200 yards for three straight weeks due to uncompetitive games and a porous run D, which could very well be the case again this week with Melvin Gordon eyeing a return.",Rivers or Stafford? +I sure hope Trump doesn't send them to Iran. We need to just get the hell out of the Middle East. That's over there. We're over here. Fuck over there. Let's fix over here.,"Woah, cool it with all the PC stuff buddy." +Lmao how did the 9 minute outro get to #29,People fell asleep while listening to the rest of the album +I sure wish we would repeat the mistake of giving power to the workers via a strong movement towards unionization resulting in a solid middle class and massive economic growth distributed through the entire economy.,"But we can't have that, that is communism!" +Warren Buffett will probably end the year with $100 BILLION in cash. And that will be an all time high for him. I guess it's getting harder and harder to find deals out there (I suppose - he's buying airlines for Pete sakes).,Not as much as the 500 trillion Jacob Rothschild has +Lol what? I went back and looked and I'm still mighty confused by this statement.,They're longer than average and red varnish means you're a hooker. +When's Niantic going to officially announce a new CEO?,"Yeah, because a CEO that led the creation of the biggest mobile game of all time didn't bend over backwards to whiny kids on reddit, it's clearly time for him to go" +2meirl4meirl,Ooooooo High school is soooo damned hard. +You can still get unemployment.,Are you sure it's not firing for cause? +"Thanks for the heads up, i never thought about that","Sure, if you ever need a pessimistic view or someone telling you why something won't work or isn't a good idea... come on this way!" +The racist electors,Yes 225 years ago a conspiracy was hatched to get Donald Trump elected. +"Why are these fucking people so against HELPING THE AVERAGE AMERICAN? They want to make life WORSE for us. This is why I will likely never vote for a Republican, because they just keep trying to do shit like this!",Because it's government regulation and that has always led to bad things in the past +My Eyes Have Acsended! 1440p is stunning! And G-Sync is glorious!,"Does anyone have the issue of when you turn game mode on, it just turns the monitor on & off." +"I placed the bet 2 days ago, guess people wised up a little since haha",Nice +"People mistake depression for laziness. I don't want to move around, I mean what is worth doing for nowadays. So I lie in bed in my depression without anyone knowing. Then my parents come to me and scold me saying that I'm a lazy fuck. Life.",Relatable +Incredible drone footage of tigers in the wild.,I thought all the scientists said that snow doesn't exist. +"Ah yes, of course, I remember this character",Ghost Kid plush found? +"What's the craziest NASCAR-related prediction you were right on ?! (Race,Season,Silly Season, etc.) Mine was this year. I literally predicted a WEEK before Homestead There will be a caution for debris or a tire blowout with less than 20 to go and the three other Final Four contenders would wreck, leaving Jimmie all alone as the Champ! I bet my family it would happen and it did. Kind of a shower thought, but are there any ridiculous NASCAR predictions you actually correctly predicted ? (Can be anything , like silly season , season predictions, and race predictions.)",Harvick to the 5. +"What if every woman got their own Anderson Cooper when they talked? Please don't interrupt her, she did not interrupt you.","I dont care whether its a man or a woman, the interruptions are just plain rude." +Why do you clap?,They are clearly applauding because of your impressive performance If that were me I would be saying thank you +"Exactly. And yes, it's actually nice having a somewhat thoughtful, and civil discussion. Can't wait till the people who always downvote me come in and downvote all 20 posts here though haha.",I'm on it. +Wrong...Do you know what hydro is? Only morons think all businesses should locate in Ontario when each province has cost structures and infrastructure for different industries What's next? You gonna cry and blame govt that no oil sands company is investing in Ontario? Lol Typical Conservative stupidity and total ignorance of reality...Thanks for the laugh,"Make Canada Great Again, bro." +Sure yeah.... They were both illegal right?,Wow just wow +New Rescue Ranger Weapon Name. HELP ME REDDIT! looking for something witty or profound. up to you guys,sans +Can we save the world?,Google Murray Bookchin. +No.,Fu-kit +Odd question but are there highlights of the 1996 whl finals anywhere? I can't find any for the life of me and it's pissing me off.,unfortunately the season was cancelled by a lockout so there wasn't a final +WHAT? Please source this. I have seen Fox News say it all but this would be another level of stupidity that I didn't even think they were capable of.,Maybe they commissioned the study in Flint. +People are sick and tired of self-righteous elites trying to control the system,Isn't that why all the rubes voted for Trump? +"what random players always go off on your team, and why? like for whatever reason, wiggins is amazing against the warriors, or like Harden destroys the Spurs. things like that. it's a trend i've noticed and i've wondered if there's just a hole in certain teams' defenses that these guys games fit into perfectly",Jarrett Jack against the Lakers. +Which concludes this week's episode of The adventures of young Link.,Indeed it does. +"If you're old enough to remember it, that particular shade of electric blue when you turned on the VCR but before you put a tape in. I call it VCR blue and distinguish it from other, similar shades of blue because you can only achieve that shade through that medium.",Lol what an obscure reference.. that being said i think i remember what your talking about. +"Our Stop and shop did something like this right before remodeling, they had released the weekly promo for $1 off Lunchables, but also made lunchables $1 to liquidate stock before they remodeled so there was a week where lunchables were free.",Yeah but who wants Lunchables? +Benghazi!!! Still.,39^th investigation's the charm! +"So she's dying (shaking hands, missing shoe) but at the same time, she'll destroy America with terrorist refugees, because... why exactly? Just for the sake of being evil?","She's gonna institute Shari'a Law and put all the white people in FEMA camps, just like Obama did!" +"I'm not your amigo, man","I'm not your man, bro" +"well if not a paddle, a phone book should work, wider area means more pain dispersed in a larger zone, less chance of bruising, haha, just make sure you get a book from LA or NY, or if you can, order one from china.",You seem to have thought this out quite a bit lol +My 73-year-old dad is worried about dementia and asked me for a Xbox 360 for Christmas because he heard video games are good for cognitive health in the elderly. What games do you recommend? I was thinking about maybe Red Dead Redemption because he loves westerns but I know he's going to need something with a lengthy tutorial. His gaming experience is limited to the original Wolfenstein and a couple of the Space Quest games (all on floppy of course).,DarkSouls that should get him out of your hair +"Volvo, is Mjolnir's new effect intended or bugged?",Why are you asking a car company +FBI director under pressure to explain Clinton bombshell,I'm really sure the Republican Senate and House are going to hold inquiries as soon as possible... +Getting really creative,Wtf that fuccboi is wearing some fake clubmasters and some 7th TD's over his face he ain't in the position to be calling out no one. +"In about 30 years, some of our photos will be on the front page as a part of r/oldschoolcool",Only if you're female and extremely f*ckable +serpentrix has a sense of humor,"Don't need a healer, just someone who can battle ress." +you been stung by any of the things he has? how can you say he oversells it?,Some guy somewhere else in the thread said he got stung by a bullet ant when he was a kid and it only hurt for 10 minutes so obviously this guy is telling the truth +Also interesting to see he was using a stick radio and not a pistol grip.,Pistol grip radios are a US thing for the most part. +Gingrich relies on this pseudo-intellectual statesman's image to veil the fact that he's just another sycophantic conservative attack dog waiting in the wings for his slice of the loot.,"But remember, the media that keeps propping this guy in front of a camera is full of liberal bias." +Skyrim and Oblivion.,Because the Draugr puzzles are so clever and challenging +"Ah, but you're forgetting that he was a badass true-blooded Viking who has nothing to do with the disgraceful feminized cucks that inhabit Scandinavia today.","Yeah, they went from being aryan badasses with beards who raided the coast to being fags who love giving their women and their countries to muslims That's what catholicism does" +I too hit people with my car when I'm scared,Do you have a mustang? +Special Summon - Juno LE Reopen x10,I just knew Deathmax had the most flairs :O +"Poll: Women Should Be Punished for Abortions, Say 39 Percent of Trump Voters",And castrate those that impregnated them! +"For the first time in 37 years, it has snowed in the Sahara",Take that Global Warming +"Praying is half the reason you guys are in this mess. Put your faith in people, not myths.",Saying stuff like that is why Trump won. +People should pay for their own research.,"Right, I'm sure we can afford 2 million dollar machines without the government help and grants." +"Russian Media Is Triumphant in Aleppo, As Palmyra Falls",My lies are better than your lies so i win. +"HAHAHA YOU FUCKERS THINK THE LEAFS WILL BEAT THE CANADIENS TO PLAYOFFS LET'S FUCKING DROP EM BOYS YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET FUCKING FLATTENED Oh no, not confrontational at all.",Ya fuckin' hosers +I'm pretty sure boobs don't have the density to behave like that. But don't let physics stop you.,Physics is just a theory +"For the first time in 37 years, it has snowed in the Sahara",GOOBAL WARMING IS A HOAX +How to Properly play dodgeball when Last Alive. 1v5 clutch.,Was this recorded with a potato and then edited with Windows Movie Maker in 2008? +What he said!,Did you just assume his gender? +European here; you can come but don't bring your weird friend..,But britain is already there +"Image dealing with crazy fucks every single day all day long. Drunks, druggies, homeless, angry people, domestic abusers, killers, robbers, etc. And all of them are super pissed at you. Some get aggressive. Some try to kill you. Some try to sneak up on you. Some verbally abuse you, others attack you. I think doing that every single day would create issues at some point. I feel bad for most cope because they have a shittier job than a plumber and nobody respects them for it. They stop murderers and people call them pigs. It's sad.","Hey man plumbing is a great job, you get to show up tp worl whenever you fucking want regardless of when your appointments are" +"An extreme example, you put $50k down on a house, then a meteor destroys civilization. You lost everything. This is why your mortgage is unsustainable. Just an extreme example.","Meteor destroys civilization, should have bought a bigger house since now you wont have to pay back that mortgage" +"I can't tell if you're just summing up the thread or you're disagreeing with the popular response here. In case you're disagreeing, it was pretty obvious the video starts in the middle of the commotion and ends before any conclusion. The entire time the person recording was narrating over everyone.","Yep, I'm sure everyone else would have recorded as soon as they walked onto the plane for no reason" +My friend created a minimalist print store. Thought you guys might be interested.,Nice the quotes are Facebook level garbage and completely ruin them If only I thought about putting a line through a circle and framing it; I'd be a millionaire +I know people love cemeteries. They're dying to get in to them.,I lol'd - did you come up with that all by yourself? +I wasn't even browsing this subreddit a month ago.,"It's still your fault, you should've used the search bar to see if someone said the same thing almost 2 months ago!" +Hacker spotted on Galaxy server,Hmm.. That guy is obviously legit +"Did they actually spend the $1 billion or did they give up before blowing all that money, and that was just the minimum they planned to spend?",Thats like a few racks of cisco equipment when you purchase all the bells and whistles. +"Not sure if sarcastic or not, but for anyone who doesn't know, ELI5 means explain like I'm 5.","It's the internet, if there is a chance of sarcasm, it isn't sarcasm." +I had L&P at 1900m height - the highest mountain pass in Vietnam.,"1900m, Fuck that's high, you training for Everest or something?" +mo back muscles mo problems,I feel like Im missing something here... +Khabib responds to Jose Aldo's comments,This just shows me that Khabib is scared of Aldo and is ducking him. +Malkin,Leaf fans are going to be upset with that comparison. +I'd be so nervous about j law if I were Ana Farris,"but j law is like so down to earth and like cool and like such a normal girl's girl and like would neeeever do that, she's just a normal girl!" +I wish I had unlimited money so I could experience top of the line everything.,If you pretend it's 1900 you're basically a billionaire. +"Ugh. My boyfriends family are all Christian fundies and his 20-something niece is presently pregnant with her third child. She has an inherited brain atrophy disease that causes speech and coordination problems that will only worsen with age. And she has already dropped her toddler a couple of times. But hey, let's celebrate because babies!!","I mean, at least everyone is alive!" +The absolute horror...,Just when I thought one day would go without this being posted here... +"It's true. I rejected many nice guys in order to marry a Chad. I don't realize this enough to regret it though, I'm too busy getting fucked by Chad. That's all I care about, because I am a whore who rejects good guys.","If he ever hurts you, I'll be here to comfort you" +If only. That car's biggest problem is its cost.,New model just around the corner every year. +"Jesus fucking christ, so fucking gross",Hey at least they have friends +What is the situation that you always say never again but end up doing it later anyways?,Drinking until I enter a blackout. +"Jokes on you, winter wyvern doesn't get flying vision","Ohh yes, sorry my bad." +America needs to regulate on Warranty requirements more IMO. Other countries do it. Make warranties 2 years minimum for everything. Hate hearing about people's products starting to crap out 1 yr and 1 day later so warranty is expired and they can't do shit about it.,"Our new incoming administration seems pretty pro-consumer, I'm sure they'll be right on this." +A guy from my LUG brought this to our recent meeting.,"I must be watching too much MST3K, because I thought it was the Southern Sun from that god awful movie Space Mutiny." +"You see, you have to put them in there while they're babies 'eh. Then you bring em back to the factory and get a free case. Its in the Canadian Criminal Code, eh. Like there's legal precedence set in cases in law, eh?",Have an up vote for unexpected Strange Brew +Nice return on inverstment with that ashrend,"The splinters now drop 20-30% more often, so you are going to find plenty of them anyways and everyone will be able to run Chayula from time to time!" +A few more pics of my Spyderco Advocate,Downvoting because I feel teased! +there is the whole german army that has nothing to do all year. just use that manpower maybe?,Gemany has in its constitution that the army cannot be used within its borders. +So global warming is real?,If it was global warming then it would get hotter not colder. +They can't play with us. We too fucking physical - EZE Sound FX,That trap block by Swaim was sick! +"There is also no minimum wage in Iceland, Norway, Sweden, Finland, Denmark, Austria, Germany, Italy or, Switzerland.",quite the nice little set of social programs in those countries. +I usually rock ghost instead of TP.,in top lane? +Or you could pay an escort to dress as your favorite anime character and hang out with an actual woman. She'll even behave the way you want her to just like the opposite of real girlfriends/wives.,Lol wtf +Karma,Can't wait for your karma from this post +"Neither would Ray Charles. He turned down a performance in Augusta, GA in 1961 because he was informed that blacks would be segregated into the upper balcony, never played another show in GA until they were desegregated.",And that's why we have the song Georgia... Bush. +'RollerCoaster Tycoon Classic' Just Brought the Best of 'RCT' and 'RCT 2' to Mobile,Why would anyone pay for this when they can get RCT4 for free? +"Nearly 95% of all new jobs during Obama era were part-time, or contract, Harvard-Princeton study shows","Don't worry, Trump will bring back all the coal jobs :D" +Tell those ignorant fucks to sit down and buckle up. Like the fat bitch pushing a metal cart down the aisle full of pop cans and liquor bottles is real SAFE during turbulence Lmao People are retarded.,I'm pretty sure that those are only taken out of the walls of the plane when the pilots are reasonably convinced that there won't be strong enough turbulence to cause any harm(during the time they'd be serving drinks). +"r/outside, that you?",more like r/wow +Doublelift with the INSANE triple kill!,"Shame on you OP, prodigious would have been a much more fitting title" +Not having a memory of something you can recall doesn't mean it doesn't affect you. Every experience in your developmental years is massively impactful and will change who you are.,"Yeah, but a few-week-old infant crying bloody mercy while a doctor holds it down and cuts something with thousands of nerve endings off shouldn't leave much of a developmental imprint." +"Fatal crash, car vs garbage truck at Koenig and Woodrow","Those garbage trucks are so nimble, they can just pop out of nowhere all of the sudden!" +"The game just released, how is it ok to immediately try to grab more money",TIL games have a certain expiration date before they are allowed to have DLC. +"Dreampt what i'd wear This happened a few years ago while my boyfriend was lying next to me in bed sleeping. He's breathing heavy and I just can't sleep. An hour goes by, then two when I finally start dozing off. I begin dreaming of my clothes sitting on the shelf of my closet. Pants, shirt, sweater, this is what I'll wear, if... Like, it had to be my blue jeans no rips, maybe I'll wear this pink shirt instead of that one with the hole at the bottom, instead of sweater maybe I'll put on a sweatshirt. About two hours after falling asleep I hear a loud crash in front of my apartment and bolt the fuck up out of bed shaking my boyfriend awake to tell him what I heard. We're both like, 'what's going on?' I say get dressed while I grab the clothes I just dreamt about, and pulling them on in a hurry we both run down the stairs and out the door to find the bed of his pickup truck sitting on top of the fire hydrant in the street in front of the apartment... WTF is going on? Then we see a compact car down the street, about three houses down, trying to make a get away. Boyfriend is freaking out while I run after the car, by this time it has come to a complete stop on its own accord, not the drivers. Theirs a twenty something year old girl behind the wheel whose freaking drunk af, I asked her if she was alright and she was, mind you this was early 80's and DWIs wasn't as big a deal as it is now adays. So she starts apologizing incoherently and starts crying, anyway at this point I'm more concerned about my boyfriends truck and the major damage she caused to the fire hydrant, it was surreal. Cops, two tow trucks, fire department and curious neighbors all came to see what the fuss was about. Strangest part is, I dreamt what I'd wear.",Amazing. +"Overall, I really truly believe you guys would have hated the Suicide Squad game. I also believe you will love this Batman game. Also, I know what Rocksteady is working on. They went through a few changes to their project as well. More details tomorrow! Out to dinner.",Waiting to know more on this. +Believing.,In +"You need a larger body to hold your big, beautiful heart.","Congestive Heart Failure is dangerous, yet she's so flippant about it!" +I kinda wish baby looked like this!,"Yeah, I wish she would look like herself in a dark room too" +Passagens para o exterior.,Vai ser o melhor investimento pra tua vida. +you're supposed to praise stuff like this here,Just doing god's work +"ok you win man, have a good christmas","That's *merry* christmas to you, pal" +"TIL It Costs Less to House the Homeless, Than to Leave Them on the Street","Ya, but I can't stand any of MY money going to help THOSE people, no problem paying more though to punish them." +Dont worry things will get better once Trumps takes office.,He's gonna unite all people within our nation! +Dedicated troll : Pushes me off the cliff and lands on me,He just wanted to show you he is the dominant monkey in the herd. +so fun,"I agree, 3 tier X tanks in tier 8 scout is bullshit MM." +"I don't know if there's a mod that makes it possible in-game, but based on the latest video from Madmole it's something the devs are starting to work on.",What's the link of Madmole's Video? +"Production costs, the costs associated with running the business supplying them to you to name the obvious two. Also, isn't EVERYTHING more expensive down there by a drastic amount?",yeah but they have a higher minimum wage so obviously they are a far more advanced society +Cant believe you killed a indian now Gandhi's gonna nuke you.,wrong game dude +They could milk what Apple's built up for years. But who are we going to run to then? Maybe Apple have had their decade of success,Just a decade? +Dignitas' Ssumday on playing in NA instead of China: The main reason is the stable support from the NBA teams.,Obviously Ssumday is planning on getting a Basketball Pro after his lol career! +Lol. Race baiting assholes. Gotta admit they make it look convincing that these are everyday people instead of paid actors. Nothing on mtv is ever genuine but the try to make it look organic.,I'm pretty sure they were the networks SJW interns lol +We're just in the process of withdrawing from an Oracle ULA. This is going to hurt :-(,"All according to plan, their business plan consists of locking companies into their ecosystem so tightly that it will cause bankruptcy to get rid of them." +Is it just me or does shox n scream look the same Can't be just me right lol,"Thats like thinking stewie and autimatic are the same, they arent" +r/gifsthatendtoosoon,They're all dead +Hungrybox on Nintendo's lack of Melee support: 'What are they waiting for?',Is this what PM died for? +I really hope you're not serious,In hoping this is just a case of forgotten +"Free For All Friday - post on any topic in this thread - (2016-10-14) It's Free For All Friday! Post on any topic you wish in this thread (not the whole sub). Our rules of conduct still apply, so please continue to post and comment respectfully.",Anyone else a motorcycle rider here? +I'm pretty happy Trump won,"You're racist, misogynist, islamophobic, homo-phobic, transphobic, uneducated and bigoted redneck." +That rack tom is really long.,yeah i usually use it to keep all my broken sticks in +2?,There's no such thing as 2 silly +I'm like 55% sure this was a joke. I kinda feel bad it's getting downvoted so much.,"I know, I felt it would've been much better received with a" +That's super cool. Love it when people do nice things for teachers.,Like freeing them of those pesky unions? +"mmmh, I can be wrong but only the MoTD ritual absorbs souls right? I remember a game I played solo in which I forgot to complete the spawn ritual and I did it later and noticed it absorbed the souls. Sorry bad explanation",They all do. +Aside from Harambe what was the most ridiculous thing of 2016?,That somehow Betty white is still alive +Marvel's relaunch problem in one picture,"Remember when comics used volumes to separate the reboots, and not which TPB it was?" +"many men, wish death upon me.","...blood in my eyes dawg, and i can't see." +Trump pledges to 'expand' U.S. nuclear capability,"And he will nuke all the foreign factories, that will bring the jobs back" +how about SHOUTING across the flat? ;P,Couldn't be heard over blue switches clicking +Easy to be positive when your rip is content for your channel and you get paid for it.,Setbacks are fun in any profession amirite +PC gaming market worth $36 billion in 2016,I thought it was dying. +"This may blow your mind, but people can have multiple accounts. Truly an amazing concept, eh? This isn't my first one and I've been here for nearly 10 years. Thanks for proving my point, genius.","If you go around the world and everything smells like shit, look up your nose" +That's called working hard,"No no no, we learned that if you're better than someone you're privileged..." +Yeah because no other teams play basketball with emotion other than Duke.... and it's all K's fault right?,well obviously +No lie there was a post on r/realgirls that was my second cousin,Still fap to it eh? +So when are they going to fix this?,"It doesn't make them money, does it?" +"They have writer's and researchers, he's just being paid for practice and performance.","I'd imagine he would research his voice and and body mannerisms, and then learn the specific lines for the skit?" +Exactly why I own an OBD1 vehicle. Nothing for anyone to track or hold me back with. Also why I keep an eye out for a 1974 and older vehicle. For those of you who don't live in the United States that year was the beginning of emissions regulations here. Everything older is automatically exempt with zero regulation on what engine is installed as long as you have paperwork on where you got everything.,"Yeah, fuck the environment." +Had to get'em all..,Its too bad he's banned now +"Art Livestream starting at 1 PM! The link is not up just yet, I'll amend this post when it's ready. We'll be starting with requests. So in an hour and a half now, guys.","Yee, I'm homeschooled :P" +Dis shit aint streetwear,It isnt streetwear because he doesnt have a supreme bogo joggers and yeezys +"Why I'm an atheist. Just go to church and leave me the fuck alone. I don't care about your religious deal, stop caring about mine.",then you must be a Satanist +I recorded my loot crate opening.,I was half expecting your controller to go through the t.v. +Your wife should give you a break. Aquariums are far more relaxing than staring into the tv or the computer. They're great for little kids too!,"Well, at least until they're big enough to climb out." +I am.,then you are white scum... I mean racist scum. +"When life gives you Lyme, destroy an entire industry: Bella Hadid & Kendall Jenner win Elle's model of the year awards",Bella Hadid is such a strong person dealing with all of her Chronic Lyme while still slaying da runway. +"Unplayable fps, 30 fps. Server just wiped, and we all have 30 fps. Hotfix?",same wtf fix this shit +"I'm paid twice a month. Also the dream is to watch all the games. So possibly 7, plus travel and hotel etc. I love the leafs and I'm an optimist but even I know there's years before it will happen.","Well, I mean, this isn't a bad way to save money while being aware that you'll never spend it on it's intended purpose." +"My TBM lifelong friend has parental controls on her husband's phone. Background, we're 20 and I've been friends with her since 2nd grade; she was in my ward and everything. She got married to a man she knew for 11 months a year ago and now she's 6 months pregnant on purpose. Moved back in with her parents because they couldn't afford their bills but buy MacBooks and iPhones on money borrowed from parents. She says she likes iPhone over Android because of parental control options for her husband's phone. WTF?! She has controls on his phone so he can't install apps without permission and web filtering on his phone and computer. She also loves wearing her porn kills love shirt. Go figure.",Well isn't that just the picture of a happy and healthy adult relationship. +"My hiking partner telling me to hurry up - Mount Hunger, Waterbury, VT, USA",Wow I can't believe how much your shep looks like mine +"Ehm shadow clan need 15 000 samples, not 5000. Good for you, in the only one active in shadow clan..with 500 samples in inventory, while racking over 1k hours.","Made a mistake, fixed it, thanks for heads up." +TIFU by sending memes to my crush,"I suggest sending it to her again, along with a plz respond" +"yes, every forum for every game has those people that blame it on the hardware",hurr durr your gtx 1080 is low end +I doubt there is enough data to make anymore than a huge ballpark guess. The serial killer statistic is based on several data sources.,OK so you are saying I can get away with it? +"Obama lifts all restrictions on Cuban rum, cigars",THANK the lord +*any* MLS team? I'd take FC Dallas or new York Red Bulls over them..,Bradley Wright Phillips or Negredo... Tough choice here +"If you do a search for news articles with the keywords Dubai, Maid, and Illegal, a very dark set of probabilities emerges. What a sad reality to find yourself in :(",But vetting immigrants from that part of the world is totally unnecessary. +Go rogue.,Only if SPC +It's back guys!,See if the glitch works still... +Bucks in 6,If Kyrie had said 6 games this sub would have exploded. +You're asking why pickles exist?,"No, I am more concerned about the Splenda in this jar of pickles" +Literally no mention of minorities in this thread. Why do you think you associate the two? Seems kinda strawman,well michael Santana and christian Rivera +They barely did something decent for the game Diablo itself.,"Don't worry guys, Necromancer... in a years time" +You were saying?,So rational! +Edits post to take out crazy then accuses me of 'burning a strawman' - I still had the original post up!,"You are burning a straw man, OP." +They have airbags on planes?,Well they refer to them as groundbags. +"Is this a real question? You haven't noticed the whole suns out, guns out thing around here?",Just thought it was lots of gym bros wearing sweet tanks +Dolphins. They're assholes. They kill turtles for fun and for practice for when they want to kill baby dolphins so that the mother can go in heat again.,This is why orcas eat dolphins. +"Just turned 16, trying to open a bank account but faced difficulties Hi guys I am a 16 yo student and am trying to open an ocbc frank account when they asked me for my telco bills/bank statement to prove my residency. How can i do this if i just turned 16, meaning that my phone contract is under my guardian and do not have any previous bank experiences? Help pls","I was 16 when i went down with my physical IC, and a cheque that i wanted to deposit in my new Frank Acct Going down is alot more convenient and easy, they will let you know everything clearly" +My situational awereness 10/10...,Pshht only on PC do you see stuff like this +Intimidation Tactics,"I dunno, those 3's for e's and the YT tag are pretty intimidating." +Biden: Clinton never figured out why she was running,Because it was her turn to wear the big boy pants +And that problem is a lack of originality.,Member originality? +Remember if you criticize the almighty master tactician supreme leader god,May mga kamag-anak akong pharmacist sooooo... +I'd rather be sick and playing Revelations than be in school feeling fine,Too bad I'm in school AND feeling sick +Checked at the perfect time,The Chinese especially will like that - maybe 8888 CNY soon as well +"Well, good for the city. I shall talk a bit less trash about Vegas now. A bit less. It's still a drug riddled hole, lol.","i would move, but the drugs are too good" +The EU has a standard two year warranty.,So Apple products sold in the EU are designed to fail after 2 years. +Did either of them get into hip hop? Seems that would be the obvious solution.,Our whole family are hip hop heads! +cycle ice spirit then Zap would be ready to deploy by the time you lose connection. You can drop troops before they are ready,"Couldn't play any card, but thanks for the tip, since i'm new to the game." +Major immersion breaking line in the early moments of the game.,Literally unplayable.. +It is going to be announced tomorrow after it has already started. As is tradition for Wargaming EU.,Amen! +"Don't worry about it bro, it will be back within a week!","All waterweight bro, dont worry." +I get 150/10... Comcast seriously gives its customers the shaft on upload speed. I've gone so far as to call them and ask for any plan for any type of customer that gives higher upload speeds. It's completely arbitrary that they don't offer higher upload speeds.,"It's a lot easier to market download speed and that's what most people really care about, *most...*" +how do you do that?,"Don't drive automatic cars, obviously." +What the heck does a paedophile symbol even look like?,A donkey +"Well, its it's not quite the electro wizard",Lightning your own wizard and it will become a electro wizard even if you don't have the card. +this hurts to read,Kids NEVER run after their dog....right? +"Ender Inciarte has agreed to 5-year, $30.525M contract extension with braves",I see the Edwin signing *really* got things going for the Braves +This is quite ironic,"I'm assuming anyone posting tobias fate on reddit now is a full on troll, lmao" +Die hard ManU fan for 7 days,Unbelievably stupid comment +"Actual Passing Yards, (Total Passing Yards- YAC), through Week 15",OMG Tom Brady suxxxxxxx +Are you in the Florida tiki Facebook group?,"No, why?" +Hell to the no,"I mean your season's literally falling apart, they need to do something" +Fat retard in Kentucky racially harasses Hispanic women at JC Penny,She's fighting her own war on Christmas. +Except it costs a hundred a month to get 50mps and unlimited data...,Well Bell charges a hundred a month for 7mbps and unllimited data in my rural area so that would actually be a significant improvement for me. +I think they're doing a great job.,Com2Us employees found +Goodbuy humans it was a good ride while it lasted PEOTUS at this moment is going to move the famed doomsday clock from 3 min. to midnight to 1 minute before he even takes office . just his position on climate change was enough. Well trump being trump had to stir the toxic soup of a brand new arms race.imagine after inauguration!,"Who wants to bet that when Iran tests its first nuke a couple years from now, that the clock won't be affected at all, since that's not as dangerous as Trump saying mean things?" +Price check on TNF steep tech hoodies The tnf hoodie from SS16 Size large colorway black condition DS what would you guys pay thanks,Pretty sure hoodies were not made? +For a TE? It's not that bad.,boy I hate having to use +Ok this has gotten old.,If the giants would stop cheating we wouldn't hear about it every week +R9 Fury or RX 480 Do I get a R9 Fury or a RX 480 8gb and more games?,ayy mate youy should get a 390 +I'm pretty sure 75% of guys add 1-2 inches. If I'm 5'10 then I'm 6'0.,"Otherwise, you are a manlet." +"I still feel that Conor had a pretty rabid fan base that was defending him. He'd get shit, but it was more back and forth. Even now there are a lot of people saying that Nate only won because he was the bigger man. With Ronda it was almost like a full eclipse of hate and it wasn't just her fighting, it was many aspects of her personal life too.",I still feel that her handling of the loss hurt her image more than losing the bout. +Nice seeing a positive headline for Arians for once.,When he is positive is the true kiss of death +I hear that 2017 model BMWs are going to include turn signal stalks at no extra charge.,Such a downgrade from all the earlier models where it reads the BMW driver's mind and just makes other drivers aware of that telepathically. +Is it just me or is everyone getting this error while accessing RARBG ?,"10/10, very hard CAPTCHA, can't be solved by computers at all!" +PPMD on bagels,PPMD Bagelasm +"Yeah, but a Naval Officer as well.",got there by kissing her boss. +"Kenneth Farrow- league winner or dream killer? Can he be trusted against CLE? I was skeptical last week and he did not impress. This week he's actually projecting pretty high (I know that doesn't mean much, but still) and I imagine a lot of you going into your finals are at least looking at him. Can anyone more familiar with him/the Chargers make the case for/against him?",I picked him up as a possible sub for Lamar Miller. +"Not him, and not one of my biggest examples, but one of the more amusing and understandable ones: People who work with explosives often use water and Gatorade bottles to make certain kinds of charges. You punch a hole in the lid, stick some det cord in there and fill the thing up with water and you've got a versatile water charge. Well some guy came along with a company making plastic water charge containers. Basically the exact same thing as a Gatorade bottle, but in grey plastic. $20 a pop. A whole variety of them exist, and all are overpriced. Every unit I went to had a whole kit of them, which cost several hundred dollars. Nobody ever actually wanted to use the kit because it was an expensive and inventoried item that needed to be replaced if used. If you used any of it, you got grilled for not l just using a Gatorade bottle. We had a lot of tools like that, where either they did something nobody asked to have tool for, or they were a more expensive solution to a problem we'd already cheaply solved.","Well to be fair, gray plastic works much better at blowing stuff up than clear plastic." +"nope, I was playing you guys, and you fell for it.",Bamboozled once again +You know of any free alternatives?,I wouldn't recommend any free vpns because they could have DNS leaks which gives out your IP but try vpngate also most free VPNs have logs +Good Guy Bethesda. Always appreciated this.,You've never played Arena or Daggerfall :D +When You Finish That Series You've Been Watching,It sucks when you love an anime and realize it only has 2 seasons... +Best price range to build a PC? I have heard that you get the most for your money at 800 euro. Is it true even if I want to play games which require not much power or should I pay less money?,Best price range is infinite money +"Rather have them than the rappers who sing about killing cops, selling crack and degrading women, that Michelle and Barack had perform within the White House at functions.","Yeah, Aretha Franklin singing at inauguration, how classless." +Would his supporters call them Commie's then? While still supporting Putin? It would be very interesting to see...,No Russia was never Communist what are you on about? +When your solo healing,When my solo healing what? +Pop on if Clippers are better than Spurs: Sure they are. They just beat the hell out of us twice.,Wow pop what a defeatist attitude +"I lived in chitown for 10 years, moved out to Pacific northwest, i'm in the middle of bumblefuck and there's a ton of greenbay fans here. and notably more of them women. they are a little different... but idk how different. they seems fine to me. want to elaborate on the packers girls crazy?",Well I mean they cheer for the packers +"Anker is pretty good from what I've heard. Just whatever you do DO NOT buy a battery that costs less than $25, and ideally don't spend any more than $60.",Thanks man +"Min (and max) specs for CS undergrad laptop. I wanna use it with a second monitor down the line too. So I've looked at all the other posts, but nobody has given definite specs. Also I was wondering if the Lenovo Y700 14 would be too flashy. Its got great specs for $650-$750 US (below CAD1000). Just try to give me a guide as to what RAM processor etc and battery life you'd recommend. This ones kinda bulky and bat life only 3~4 hrs. Should I get something more ultrabookish? Macs arent an option but id be willing to go upto CAD1300ish. Second Monitor kinda important so will a weaker pc be able to do that?",Acer Chromebook +"Simple minded There's a different between that and being a complete fucking idiot. The fact that you still insist that it MAY be real, proves you are indeed, an idiot.","Cool, name calling, that sure proves you aren't an idiot." +Str8s are literally killing us.,Boy i sure do love me some good old fashion illegal murder +"Not to mention the circular reasoning going on there. If you don't understand something, then it means you weren't mean to understand it. Therefore, it is the truth. What the hell kind of logic is that, anyway?","Stop trying to understand that logic, you obviously weren't meant to understand it, therefore it is true." +"RNZ did an article, it's on their front page.","Oh please, RNZ is a sham of a news site." +You'd be better off getting the bus surely.,I'll just take the train. +FIRST PLACE IN THE SEC EAST WE WANT BAMA^^^oh ^^^god,The only fair way to play that game is for both teams to use Alabama's offense but we can use our defense. +As i said before. Am I suposed to plan my travell around some promotions and years in advance now? Than get blown up by muslims? You will also notice that that ptomition did not include not 1 of Slovenias 3 international airports. On a side note: A European traveler should not be forced into a internet deal finding frenzy by big corporation. Insted the consumer should be able to walknup to the ticket seling counter and buy a ticket LIKE. PERSON.,at this point you have to be trolling me... no one can be so stupid. +What the hell are you talking about. Trump wants to bring back stop and frisk and ban muslims. Both go against protection of minorities. He wants to ramp up a nuclear arms race so clearly he's against intelligent foreign policy. And since when has he been pushing Healthcare and education? He wants to repeal Healthcare for millions.,"No no no, that's what Trump literally says but not what he means, he's playing 11th-dimensional four-square, you have to read between his tweets to see that he really cares about the little guy." +Copper IUDs are the least effective IUDs. Modern IUDs are more than ten times better.,Many women have problems with hormonal BC. +The reason I will always back Rutgers being in the Big Ten. Gives Michigan a fricken huge pipeline into that NY/NJ market. Give us all the top prospects. Merry Crootmas,All your prospects are belong to us +That about sum up why the kids spamming those FG% in the last 5 seconds of 4th quarters and OT with a +/- of 5 on a wednesday posts are idiots?,It isnt Clutch unless its in the last 5 seconds of course +"Spotted in Portland, of all places.","It's ironic, you clearly just don't get it." +"I really don't like this sentiment. I myself do and always have enjoyed video games. I feel that video games can be a fun waste of time to enjoy a great story or a fun way to hang out with friends. I don't think you should blame the existence of video games as a medium for a few people who like video games but just so happen to be counter-revolutionary (idk what word to use here to describe the cancer group of people). These people will exist anyways, is not the fault of the medium. If it's because of the ideology of the people who gravitate towards what you see to be video games in general, I present Red Faction. If you didn't know, Red Faction is a game that details a worker revolution on Mars. I just recently finished the first game and enjoyed it. I am willing to discuss this with you if you'd like but I might be going to bed pretty soon so don't expect an immediate response","no fuck that, kill all the white men." +"Germany plans creation of 'center of defense' against fake news, report says",The censorship is for your own good. +It doesn't matter. Enough people believe all journalists are con-artists. I also don't get the argument of the government getting to decide. Things are simply true. If a government was is charge of all scientific discoveries it wouldn't decide science.,"All journalists are con-artists, except for the guy I watch on TV" +Steam Hackers IRL,High quality memes +what do dealers gain from lacing all their shit with fent? seems like they're just killing people for no reason.,Fentanyl is wayyy cheaper and way more potent +State Supreme Court reaffirms work-free employee rest breaks -- Employers in California must give their employees 10 minutes of work-free rest breaks every four hours,Commies +"Witcher Short Stories Written By Fans? I've wrote a little bit of one myself called Raising New Witchers tried finding a similar font used in the books but I chose one that would fit instead. Since I started writing it, I've always wondered if any fans have considered doing they're own short stories? Many of the short stories written take place late in Geralt's life, where at that point he's already well known as a legend. Who knows what kind of adventures Geralt has been on the past century being on the path? Here's an idea, in light of the holiday, try doing a christmas themed short story? Doesn't have to be named christmas, but you can come up with a holiday with a different name but the ideas of the holiday is all the same. And have the role of santa clause to be portrayed by a special kind of monster, while ugly and frightening to most folk. He just wants to make kids happy. Seriously, someone should consider doing that.",I hear andrzej sapkowski has written some good ones +Fuck the league. We going for 65+ wins this season,And lose in the second round +"library internet, yikes","yeah, like I'm a homeless or something" +It's not theirs to use! Petty is being told to stop using something that isn't yours and responding with but I want to!,I don't think you understand the purpose of trademarks... +"Limit guild war parties to 8 when playing skirmish mode Why should guilds be allowed to stack an entire team in skirmish mode. Playing against 15 people all in the same guild, probably in voice comms against a team of randoms is entirely unfair. That stuff should be reserved for grand battles where the lobbies are much larger and can support having more than half of the enemy team all being in 1 guild. In my opinion guild war parties should be limited to 8 in skirmish mode, that way you can still have half of the team being all 1 guild but you still have some pubbies to hopefully balance it out.","Maybe 10, so they can run a full squad at least?" +Heaven forbid someone rely on context and reading comprehension to make a joke without explicitly labeling it as a joke. Everyone knows jokes need to be fully explained to be funny!,Forgot your +I thought free units only come with Lord typing? Not complaining tho.,it's a feature +Gimme your belt!,Gets funny every time it's reposted +"I was going off the over the past 20 years part, but you're right, can't forget Paolo if we make it 30.","Maldini won more than most will in their careers in the last 10 years, let alone 20..." +The one you buy in the depot does.,PayToWin confirmed! +Why lock your door then?,"Yeah, that's the same thing." +"Wait, am I the only one that got all the summer party skins in that chest after the autumn update?","No , ofc you're not." +"They did not attack Steam. They just claimed to, along with 4 other different groups claiming. They were asking for follows, RTs and subs. Yesterday's Steam problem was internal issues.","Yeah, it couldn't possibly have been the traffic from the Steam sale going on." +"I love the infesting language. very Goebbels, very subhuman, very final solution. Really shows the world the dark, Nixonian side of America.","I personally LOVE their ending, because whites have been suppressed long enough!" +"It's weird owning this phone. I feel like I'm part of some exclusive club. The 10 is a fantastic phone. No bloatware, great specs and a sleek design. Great for headphone users too with a powerful on-board DAC. You could argue it is over-priced but between Samsung and Apple, HTC wins me over. It's just a shame they skimped on the marketing budget.","Shhhhh, don't let everyone know about the club" +"My internet wouldn't handle hosting a server and I'm not fucking paying for one. So nah, I can't.",oh that sucks :( +They use that its just dark humour reason to reveal their racist fucked up views freely,Nah you just don't understand the darkness that boils beneath my skinnnnn +Which film would be improved if Tobias Funke played the lead role?,The Dark Knight starring Christian Bale as Batman and Tobias Funke as The Joker +#NAME?,Forgot to put +i need more background info???? y u by hells kitchen???,''Tis the season! +Brick dominoes,I didn't know America could be so creative while building Trump's wall +"Critical thinking skills are at an all time low, and media propaganda is at an all time high in many parts of America. Big government = bad is drilled in Illegal immigrants don't pay taxes.... Donald Trump will tax the rich.... Universal healthcare will raise your premiums... There's no debate or logical discussion for many people, just what they hear on the radio.",Critical thinking could be too triggering to kids these days. +"- Respring does not work at all (end up having to hard reset almost every time I need to respring because it gets stuck on a black screen) - Substrate.. - Jailbreaking with the app takes about 10 minutes to successfully go from unjailbroken to jailbroken. Granted, sometimes it works on the first try but then when you use the substrate tweak that usually fails and resets your phone so you have to start all over again. - Just wait until he releases a stable release. Please.",For respring do killall -9 SpringBoard There is a fix for Substrate What phone do you have ? +It's a crazy concept in this country. It's been this way since like 1776 so to suggest something different now is a bit absurd.,"Yea, not like the country has changed at all since then" +#settle,You damn right. +"Are we just looking at their very similar look-off-to-the-side-implying-sinister-badassery poses, or am I missing something?",They're looking back at the explosion D:< they're not badasses! +"Thanks for the Video! Will try to wear them like that, doesn't it get uncomfortable having the lacing inside? It happens to me in some other shoes that after a while :/",To me it's not noticeable as the laces are fairly cushiony if that's a word haha +"This so much. Nothing tilts me more than getting fucked by ESEA and having 2 D's on my team with 8 rws against of 5 A's and A+ s that are 12+rws when I'm A+ myself, then getting demolished easily. And you can't even get mad at your team because it's literally not their fault, they can't do anything about the matching service. You just had to take it on the chin and suffer through a 16-3ish game. Then, like you said, being on that stacked A team is nice but even then I always felt bad for the other team getting their asses handed to them.",BUT RANK DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU GET SHITTERS IT MUST ALSO MEAN YOU ARE SHITTER +"So what? The religion hooked him when he was 18 and fatherless. Is a main stream religion any less crazy? If scientology helps him live his life, good for him.",Don't they believe in lizard people or something like that? +My fiancee got our wedding bands in the mail. She surprised me with this engraving!,Watch out she gone when you run out of credits +Data Center,God damned Windows guys. +Anyone else think BIL might have forgotten to get his wife something wtf.,"Ah, then it'd be totally acceptable." +Australian man waits 416 days to see what happens after his ipod timer passes 9999 hours 59 minutes and 59 seconds.,"Wow, a computer watch could just add another digit?" +Game Thread: San Diego Chargers (5-9) @ Cleveland Browns (0-14) GO BROWNS!,ITS DESTINY +"Yes, and it's a poor metric by today's standards. Do you, or do you not, believe that people who couldn't find work and have quit looking should be included in the unemployment numbers?","of course not, they're clearly not unemployed, they're just job impaired." +"I know a lot of people are saying Tamago might be some kind of homie, but I think a new and bizarre devil fruit is more interesting and likely.","egg logia, I'm calling it." +Jesus vs. Surgeon,Yay another post that I can use to trivialize and make fun of Christians. +Why are these types of things always from Straya'?,Because our tradies are always piss farting around not doing their bloody work. +"Greystone Bug I was 17 and 5 with greystone on a round the other night (opposition didn't build pen) and hit a game breaking bug. My Ult was inactive for the rest of the game. With another other character that wouldn't be so bad, but with greystone he's useless without it. It made us lose the match because I couldn't tank for all my squishy mates anymore. Anyone else encounter this?",This is intentional it's how they balanced him +"Steam should suspend services to Australia. Consumer protections are one thing, asking for refunds because you don't like a game is stupid. Suck it up Nancy, and really I thought Aussies had more stones than this. Guess not, bunch of pansies.",You forgot the +Probably an awper. They're used to hitboxes the size of half a screen so that aim is good enough for awping.,Name checks out. +Easiest way is to not alienate them with elitism and start them with something user friendly,dae install arch +Pretty ordinary girl,"Yeah, downright plain that one is." +It would be awesome if they did though. Make them decline. Publicly. Let's see President Newsroom spin that one.,"To accept such an offer would be a political statement, and we don't do that." +"I worked there for a year and trust me, you can only compress it down so much","Haha screw those CERN scientist guys with their degrees and shot, we have a black hole right inside this bin." +Maybe the person you spoke to searched it and Facebook knew you were in the same place.,"Yeah, that's so much less invasive" +Guy Hits 240 Consecutive Green Lights in New York City,"going very fast for a traffic area, what if they hit a red light and had to stop immediately." +Help on Math II Question?,0 x 0 = 0 duh so obv. +What's the brand? I need one that good.,Yeti's are perfect for keeping beer cold or coffee warm +In the spirit of the holidays... (serious) This place good use some more cheer and goodwill so in this thread tall people say something positive about short people and short people say something positive about tall people.,Thanks for very literally talking over me. +lmao are you guys getting married at hot topic or something,"Seriously, you should propose to the woman who won't consider spending her life with you unless you spend an exorbitant amount of money on a blood diamond torn from the earth by slave labor and price-gouged by anti-competitive capitalists." +Making some Christmas juice Merry Christmas to you all,"Make it so, #1." +When you have no faith in your teammate and but he 1v4s,Clearly fake since that riven is always on the opposite team +"This is a purely political post about the US and Israel, not specifically about Jews and Judaism, and goes against our community guidelines.",But it says chanukah in the tweet! +How are toucans made?,Raises more questions than answers. +EpiPen maker feels heat from Congress,You dun goofed. +heard the opposite. I read somewhere that they increased iPhone part production by 10 percent due to demand. this was before they officially announced the phone,That was because of the Note 7 recall +Daphnis :^),daphnis is so underrated that shield so op +this is a free event and festivals don't last all year round. something like opening up the world of ruin is something that should be around for good if they decide to implement it.,No i want everything +Wow. There are people still spreading this (2nd comment).,Because women can't be confident and accomplish things. +"I was in line at a donut shop where the woman ahead of me got sorely offended with the guy in front of her because he took the last cinnamon doughnut in the display case - the very one she had *her* eyes fixed on for breakfast. She actually asked if he'd let her have it in exchange for 2 others she would buy of a different variety. When he said no, she just stormed out of the shop, glaring at him.","Stealing meals from Neil McBeal, the navy seal" +Some cool maps of Atlanta and Georgia I made. High quality versions are available if you like them.,"Love the rivers one, but you are missing the Savannah River on the eastern border" +"Why are you learning French? Most language subs have been asked this question at least once and it's unfailingly interesting and informative. I didn't turn up anything on that topic here, sobI thought I'd make it a reality. Why are you learning French? Please, tell us your reasons!","To enjoy vast amounts of not or badly translated literature from a unique perspective, visit a beautiful country, and enjoy making new friends." +"If someone gave me a legal loophole to avoid paying my taxes, I'd sure as hell take it. I can't blame the man for wanting to keep the money he's earned.",ya everyone should just not pay their taxes +Quit using Spanish to liven up your dull language!,Yo tambien gracias +PSA: Previous Competitive XP gainer (rank 2 South Carolina) finally moving on...,Should have gone to school instead. +"Brilliant work, Siri","Well, it's a fail from Siri's part, but I can't possibly imagine what kind of answer you were expecting." +"Kans op samenwerking van VVD met PVV is niet een beetje, maar gewoon nul",Als dit een verkiezingsbelofte is krijgen we dus een kabinet PVV-VVD. +"Guy commits crimes in Poland. Poland look to extradite. Irish government makes arrangement. Oh, but I'm afraid of flying. I think you're being very naiive about this. The guy obviously wants to stall time because he'd rather serve as much of his sentence in an Irish prison than a Polish one. Sure, it's possible he's afraid of flying, but it's very convenient all the same.","Doing exactly what a lot of people in this thread are doing, making assumptions, just showing it can be done from the other side of the argument & saying that the person isn't automatically lying/is trying to scam the system, just cause we're all a bunch of cynics." +"Too bad he didn't, guy was acting douchey","Yeah, fuck that guy for being excited about something in life!" +BAR,Two germans walk into a BAR Neither Survived. +Objectively Perfect Map of Europe we can all Agree on (1877 x 1401),someone forgot +I've blamed his retirement for the rise of Trump.,The intersection of the venn diagram of Trump supporters and Stewart fans is super small I bet. +"I want to to open a shop in Goa that slightly copies a popular chain, what should I call it?",Merry Christmas +"Zabrak, human, human, human, human, human, human, human. Humans are evil.","I mean, *technically* Vader is a robot" +Make my wish come true All I want for Christmas is you to lose,"Wow, that has to be the single ballsiest comment I have ever seen on this sub." +Iraq's Muslims celebrate Christmas in solidarity with Christians,Merry Christmas everyone! +Amazing response to a Garry Adams tweet on Christmas lights,"Garry Adams, close associate of Marvin McGuinness." +"Europe, 1871","Also it is roughly the same time when Ottoman dynasty lost control of the state and worse rulers took power(they still held the padishah title but real rulers have changed as far as I understand), like 1876ish; also Turkish-Russian war started because of their incompetence if my sources are correct." +"Don't be stupid. We barely have money to pay the bills. You don't need it, said Nmom after going on a mall trip on the 22nd and getting $200 Uggs on Christmas Eve. Man, all I wanted was Overwatch while it's on sale :( I'm not ungrateful, am I? Like, *fuck.*",Tell her that when you get a job and she asks you for any money +"Im 21 and I play Guilty Gear, I wish kids played it so I could feel a little better about my own ability.",Fuckin weeb +Well 5 separate FBi nvestigations currently open on it. And yet this is worse? Are you purposely trying to be this naive?,"30 previous investigations have found nothing, but these 5 will finally be the ones that get her!" +"not bad, but technically most keyboard have locks.. capslock, scroll lock, num lock lol",Otherwise they'd be literally unusable! +How do you get the free ones?,first poke stop spin of the day for the next week +"So is League, supposed to die right after Overwatch release.",no after Dota2 release and patch 7.00 +Angles make perspective weird.,"Yeah, that also explains her reaction." +You can't make this stuff up folks,We need to have more nukes until the world comes to its senses! +Patriarchy: only men working to fix a burst sewer pipe the night before Christmas,I hope they don't expect to be paid more than women +Ya mp is male. But mini pizzas are also male. You can tell by the loads of sausage.,"makes sense, although with all that meat i thought it was my ex" +What do you think is the most useless card in Clash Royale? Just curious,Omg zap doesn't even deal 100 damage wtf it is so bad +I've been bamboozled by MSI,Cool games Music (14) and (15).. I've been hearing that Music (16) is around the corner. +"(Spoiler) I feel like this character was kind of wasted in this game Selina Kyle was my favorite character in this game, now, i have not really read the comics, or seen the animated series, so you could say I am a very casual Batman fan, most of my knowledge comes from word of mouth, games and a few of the movies, but I really feel like Selina Kyle/Catwoman was just put in the game to be romanced, and then swiftly written out of the game, I had hoped that she would have done some more in episodes 4 and 5, or at least when returning in episode 5, you could have gotten more than just a talk on the middle of the road I hope they make a season 2 where she plays a bigger role",So what you're saying is you wanted them to have sex again? +What is the craziest thing you felt you predicted right before it happened?,11-Sep +It's fine. It's pretty sweet when it slows down during the biggest of explosions actually.,"It's not a performance issue, it's a feature." +Terrorists. Syria Not that Im proud of it.,"Might be able to add chemical weapons to that too, unfortunately." +"Oh yay the balding,not-good looking, horny male hentai stereotype again",How else will we self insert if it doesn't look like us +He's appointed Jeff Good people don't use marijuana Sessions as AG ffs.,"There you go again, reading too much into obvious clues." +LFG for veteran for refer a friend quest,I'll do it with you +Ex-Wham singer George Michael dead,"Poor man, fame is a fickle friend." +"The thing is, Westbrook is top 3 most athletic of all time, maybe only Jordan and Bron are more athletic. AI is maybe top 10, and size matters too. AI is close to as athletic but MUCH smaller. That's ends up being a big advantage.","Not top 3... Shaq, Wilt, Bill, MJ, LBJ at least are more athletic" +Couldn't afford to get my wife a Lexus for Christmas so I got one of their bows instead and put it on her car,I think she was especially happy you put her picture online while she looked like that. +"And a toanacaster, too, right?","Yeah, you should be able to get one for $27, ok?" +Me irl,This is of course just Bourgeoisie propaganda. +Are the pre-order bonus cancelled in Canada? I've pre-ordered my note 7 back in the days and I have never received a gearfit2 or the level speaker even though I've applied in the promotion.,I received my level at about the same time I got my replacement Note7. +Alternative Blonde album cover for any other Atlanta fans out there,Was a great episode! +Tsunami warning after Chile earthquake,It is god's punishment for being sinful +What are people slowly starting to forget?,Mothafuckaz act like they forgot about Dre! +I look like a child born between Macaulay Culking after the drugs and Gary Coleman (the current state of his corpse),"Okay, it's good to have self confidence, but when you brag about your appearance this much, you just come off as full of yourself." +"got a upcoming charge of 13k. paying with CC will have a 2.9% fee, what can i do to take advantage of this??",Using it for multiple minimum spend is probably the most profitable method. +Whoa never heard this- proof?,Who needs proof when you have feels +Broncos shouldn't have traded Osweiler. Maybe they'd be going to the playoffs if they still had him.,I think you forgot this +"Heh, I hear that. Mine still think Reagan brought down the Berlin wall on rhetoric alone.","I mean, all they had to do was tell him to tear down that wall." +The bottle is as big as the stove,How do you like the juice? +Fat shaming babies is not okay (x-post r/im14andthisisdeep),Haha its not like a baby's weight is an indicator of overall health or anything. +Anyone still not receive your 12/23 payments !?? I still haven't received my payments yet for 12/23. Has anyone else experienced this as well? I'm owed quiet a bit and I actually have a friend who didn't receive anything either.,Still nothing for me as well +"Its a toggle on the new game screen, the game modifies things a bit, but be comparable so Madrid will have a really good British winger who mostly matches to Gareth Bale, The Sounders will have a really good #10 for MLS just he might be Paraguayan instead, but otherwise matchup to Lodeiro.",New as in FM17? +What's the coolest thing Redditors have done together?,When we found the boston bomber was pretty cool +Just A Friendly Person From /R/Rivenmains... Fuck you all,"It's a yasuo, so that means it's all of us." +Share of total US income by percentile,"You shouldn't complain because most poors in the US have indoor plumbing, refrigerators, and television sets." +"This is an easy $2500 here, right?",Yes Might even be closer to $3000 +"Yes you understand! Vegas is expensive for males. Cover is $30, red bull vodkas are $21 and then I want to gamble too! Just because I want to drink, dance, go to shows and gamble doesn't mean I'm doing Vegas wrong as another poster suggested. If anything, I'm doing Vegas right.",Nah mate you're doing it wrong because you don't want to get blackout drunk in an alley way before you go clubbing +"Redditors who have outrun cops, how'd you do it?",Nice try undercover police. +"i still question why people block out their IGN, level, RC, Arena Rank, Zel, Karma, and Arena orbs... what's the point?",Cuz they're gonna be roasted for having full arena orbs duh. +Why are you using gay little emoticons?,Why are emoticons gay? +Probably mapped to the decimal point and enter.,Yes +Got the same deadpool figurine as a gift. It is pretty cool!,God damn it that's Spider-Man! +1. Jeepney on the middle of 2nd lane swerving to make a Left Turn 2. Jeepney loading/unloading passengers in the middle of an intersection 3. 4 pedestrians jaywalking approx. 2 feet away from the Zebra crossing 4. 1 pedestrian jaywalking approx. 6 feet away from the Zebra crossing,just a normal day in CDO +Dark queens,Where can I find the dress on the left? +Servers down?,Down about an hour for me now +U.S. inequality keeps getting uglier,"Inequality is like racism, it doesn't exist." +Took this with the Food setting.,yummy +There's no turning back,Even while we sleep +Sweden's weather guy,They only have one? +I was tricked by *Larry fucking King*. -- Someone claiming they can defeat ISIS because he's smarter than all the generals,This is a statement bound to fill the American people with confidence. +"I see that Milwaukee adheres to the same rule that Dewalt does: We know you paid a fuck-ton for these tools, but we're only giving you one belt clip.",Well they are only $20 a clip so what's the big deal +Why is Reddit such a hostile place for women?,"Because they aren't in the kitchen making everyone sammiches, duh!" +Man surprised to learn that device he'd been using to smash walnuts for 25 years is actually a hand grenade,looks like a potato masher +"Chefs Table on Netflix is the most pretentious shit I've ever seen. Seriously these people act like they are changing the world and making the world a better place for everyone because they are so full of them selves they can't just see that they are just making stupid, impractical overpriced food. I can appreciate the art part of it, most, if not all the stuff they make looks nice and different and whatever, but the way they talk about what they do and how the world will react to their creations is astoundingly pretentious. If you haven't had the pleasure of watching some out of touch chefs brag about how hip and cutting edge they are, I implore you to go watch any episode; honestly just pick at random and get ready to be blown away by snooty, stuck up douche bags. I love watching cooking shows, this was just too much of that hipster bull shit, and dear Lord, I feel like I just became a bit narcissistic from watching these people stroke their own ego and proclaim how brilliant they are. You're making food, not curing diseases. You would honestly think these people thought they cured cancer with how they talk about their work and how they do it. SO OBNOXIOUSLY ARTISTIC. /rant",It's not just food... It's a lifestyle +VERY SAD Fake News New York Times creates a weekly segment This Week in Hate Documenting alleged hate crimes in Trump's name. SAD!,I'm sure they'll issue retractions with all the correct information and follow-ups when each hoax is proven. +NANANANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,GIROOOUUUUUDDD +Just a short question: Best eu4 let's-player?,"I would say Marco Antonio, DDRJake and Arumba." +More reasons why Colton is horrible,Horribly AMAZING +"Yeah it's modded, I have redux installed",Do graphics mods prevent you from playing GTA Online like other mods? +b-b-but muh scientific polls,"No, the Hillary campaign totally did not collude with the polling organizations to drive a pro-Clinton narrative in the polling numbers!" +"Nah, if you're in an area with a weapon you probably shouldn't be saluting anyways",Unless you REALLY don't like the guy. +gtx 1080 i7 6700k 16gb ddr4 ram,No one expected it +"cuz we all know he didnt report it cuz ye lmao didnt post it, hes waiting like a snake for him tbh",Yeah dude DeKay legit only follows Yee_Lmao on twitter and just waits for him to post stuff then writes articles on it. +"A Very Curious Question Regarding G3 Lineup of Vanguard Champions So, I've started visiting the official site for the decklists used for 1st/2nd place decks in tournaments, and I've noticed a trend... a couple of them (most of them) seem to be running only like 5 G3s or something like that. Just a very low amount compared to the usual 7/8. Why is it that people don't just recommend using less than 6 G3s? Also, why is it that people who only run 5 G3s end up winning huge tourneys? With that low amount of G3s, they'd need an immense amount of luck to win, which seems to be a very inconsistent strat, no?","it really depends on the deck, if it's something like sanctuary guard, they have ways to thin the deck by using the blaster engine early and they have draw power with bennons and mirrons and they also just have a really good grade 2 game plan which even if they're gradestuck, they can still keep up and in some cases win." +Wow they make more stuffing tacos than starting pilots at most airlines in America.,Well then maybe your pilots should get paid more +"India to build the world's tallest statue, will cost $530 million to build, twice the size of Statue of Liberty",Alright gentleman we can build the biggest fucking statue on earth or work on getting clean water... Think they made the right choice +Does anybody know if there is an audiobook of the proof?,I'm presuming that was +No they wouldn't. They could live better off of welfare. There is literally no reason to take them.,"I think this in a hypothetical world where the free market dictates everything, welfare is public sector interventionism and theft through taxes, using socialism to redistribute hard earned money from workers to parasites." +"Now that you mention it, I think that text looks a little fake too.",lol i thought that was the real part +"I don't think you understood the point of my post. I'm well aware of Obama's track record versus whistle-blowers, however, he's not openly spoken about seeking the death penalty for Snowden either. While he may have no chance with either candidate, only one has called for his death. I appreciate the need that you had to disregard the content of my post in order to insult me.","No, Obama just wants him charged and tried in a kangroo court with charges that carry the death penalty - so he clearly doesn't want him to be killed." +"Pls dont make it Belgium occupying force, or Austro-Hungarians in Serbia, or Ottomans in their own territory, because there is some legitimate evil that happened.",But there were no bad guys in WWI! +I wish for the ikhwan ideology to rule the muslim world.,"We already have that in Iraq and Syria, it's just going so well!" +12/10 with rice.,Thank you for your suggestion. +At least the ESS poster won't keep calling me a liberal.,"Donald posters would say the same, horshoe theory confirmed!" +Overcoats have been around for a while Tyler,we're all part of the wearing clothes meme +TIL that preservatives are evidence of God,It is a gift from God that we have such wonders +"If Naruto was a girl, she'd totally end up with Sasuke","If Naruto was a guy, his top yaoi partner would be Sasuke." +Cat.,Cat. +Looks like the shop has many barbaric things to offer,Well obviously **Elite Barbarians** + **Barbarians** = **Rage Spell** +Hello Netherlands and Sweden,You win this time! +There is no other dock in the photo so I assume so.,"It's the description that's throwing me off, that is a pretty big dock.. I have mine set to the smallest it can go.. Or is this" +"It's about 16 blocks, which isnt bad. Just didn't know if there was a way to salvage the plants without them dying when I put them back in","Oh true, tbh I'd probably leave them in and just drop the water level then" +53% of Romanians view Russia positively? Smells like bullshit.,"I have nothing against Russia, why would the average Romanian feel something negative against Russia?" +I guess so but you should test.,"Thanks, I'll test it and report back :)" +"As others have already mentioned, it's accurate in the sense that PC games did generate that revenue, but it's misleading in that it if you take into account AAA games only, the revenue is nowhere near that, as most of it's from F2P with all their pay to win content.",Ya LoL is total p2w garbage +"Coalition loses ground with men and older voters, Newspoll shows","Gains ground with industrialists, tycoons and magnates." +That's going to make the climb more difficult.,"Yeap, hopefully you'll die from it" +Israel threatens sanctions against New Zealand,"You know, I never expected Israel of all countries to throw a hissy fit when they don't get their own way" +Huffpost Arabia Posts On Twitter That George Michael Is A Dead Gay Drug Addict.,How progressive. +i mean you dying is sorta like a christmas present for your family ^^^^sorry,More like it will be a Christmas present for me +What do you mean adapted?,I assume it means unlocking all the teachables on those specific characters +You're deeply ignorant on the subject of systemic racism. Try reading a fucking book.,"Best argument ever, you sure proved him wrong!" +"Even if they sang Putin is great it's irrelevant in the context, that doesn't make them occupation force. It's still a choir, they died, have some decency. You are free to not listen to Russian patriotic songs sang by them.","Can't you see, Sir_Goodwrench is saying their singing caused the brilliant tactics and technological advancements which helped with the occupation." +Donald Trump's Seriously Bad Idea: A 5% Tax Or Tariff On All Imports,he is just a common sense conservative! +Why is it that the most unsuccessful fan bases always blame the refs for their own failures?,Rationalizing failure +"If you take a picture of nemesis's panties and send it to info-chan, the message she says is just blank. What would that blank dialogue possibly be?",Info-chan's shocked at how sexy she is +"Jesus, man. Don't you see how far gone you are at this point? Where does it stop? What does this man have to do when you reach your limit and decide you can't possible defend him anymore?","Maybe if he got 4 people killed in Benghazi due to negligence, including the 1st US ambassador killed in many years, and publicly lied that some video triggered the attack, I could not possible say that he could be president." +Definitely saw A'Shawn talking shit to Zeke earlier. He's gonna be good in the next few seasons.,Yeah zeke has shown promise we will see how he looks in the future +He just haunts Justin Tucker's dreams,And I love him for it. +"Ah thank you, just making sure I'm still sane.",Evolution us just a theory! +TFW you shoot 33% against the worst defense in the league,If Lillard was in we'd have shot 50% +here we go a bunch of offended people bring it on,So you just postet this crap to provoke... good Thread! +"Fuck Lady Gaga, fuck Madonna, fuck Beyonce. This girl is a *real* singer!",What is talent when you can have racial division? +"Real talk, there is not a single thing at Moores that could be considered high quality",he also hit us with the tiptop tailors after +Wait don't all homer announcer push this agenda?,Thank you! +Tywin Lannister was a great villian.,Was my favorite character in the show! +The Golan was also used as a sniper/mortar platform against Israel prior to it's capture. It will never be returned.,you take your facts and reason and gtfo +"I'm actually a pedophile, so YOU watch what you say.",You're giving us a bad name. +"I find it interesting who so many white men view social progress as a zero sum game, and feel resentful and threatened by any attempt at redress for historical and contemporary social injustice such as affirmative action or quotas since it will somehow take away from them something they feel entitled to. On Reddit I've seen more concerted outrage about police shooting dogs than black men.",Because that dog did nothing wrong and the black guy clearly deserved it +"First, no they don't. Second, it seems like you're saying no major news outlets can be trusted.","Well, I certainly didn't say it out loud." +people who think there's a difference between lem or gn's smh ^runs ^hard,Go try nonprime there is literally no difference +"Um, 40k isn't a different timeline for Warhammer Fantasy, it's a completely different setting (though old fluff hinted that the Warhammer world may have been an isolated planet in 40k's setting). Not to mention I have no idea how a Total War game with 40k would work. I mean I don't think it is impossible, I just don't know how it would actually be made. But it would at least probably be better than Dawn of War III, so who knows?","Yeah I know it's kinda a different universe with similar characters and the same chaos, it'd be nice" +Having a miner.. makes.1. Wait what? How is this even funny??,"You are joking right, please say you forgot to put" +All she did was email a thank you to her supporters. You want her to not do that?,As long as she didn't use a private email server. +You could with MW2 using IWNet.,not anymore coz all the old ones are down like alterIWnet and repz +A very cheeky one at that.,Cheeky nando +NFCW was more fun with Harbaugh.,Real question is: who would win between the 49ers and Michigan? +"And then you get Cursed Eye, Curse of the Tower and Bob's Curse.",Please leave a trigger warning +why u play coop vs ai,Because it's a great environment for me to teach my Yasuo mechanics to level 1's. +"This graph is 4 years old, no immigrants in Europe yet.","Ah yes, I forgot to take into account those millions and millions of Europeans killed by war refugees from Syria." +The straw hole on this drink lid is majorly off centered.,"Scanning titles down the page, come to this one and think to myself, I'd like to see that, so I clicked...Dear God I need to get a life." +Nigeria isn't that poor.,Oh please all African countries are full of starving kids +A quick processor guide,So are we supposed to count the total number of arms to see what's good or...? +"What is something that you used to be a cheap ass on, until you tried the high-quality version, and now you can't go back?","You know if you throw the NSFW tag on shit like this it feels like your just fishing for really ridiculous responses... Used to get them 5$ hookerbots, but after trying me one a them 20$ hookerbots I just can't go back now." +"As someone looking to begin my graduate education next year, I am so incredibly scared of what the state of science is going to look like, and this just begins to sum that up.",We're going to drive our greatest scientific minds to China... and bring non-existent manufacturing jobs back from China. +So... Food stamps for tanks. Tank stamps. Israel is a welfare queen.,And you're an anti-semite if you don't agree with them on every thing of course. +Holiday sale week 4 is now live,I guess this is a good time to pick up the Witness. +"Since the first time I saw it, Pippa must have died.",I think Australia was still a British possession the first time this was posted. +Jira and Confluence.,"same, new to Confluence and Jira this year but really like them both" +Axe gp is Sooo useful!!!,"Needs another nerf tbh, the fact that dair was a better option even before the nerf means nothing." +"An animation that took me 4 months, but hasn't gotten any attention",Becuz they dont fuck eachother +Maybe a little.,Should've won last year then +yep I got my Super hornet and 8 pirates kick my ass... That was never a problem in 2.5,"That's unacceptable, you should always win when 1 vs 8" +FNaF6 leaked,"Sea bear (From Spongebob), is that you?" +Jonathan Walters vs. Liverpool (1-0),KARIUS VINDICATED +Dude obviously doesn't speak English as a first language. why you gotta be such a punk-bitch when you knew exactly what he meant?,Because how will he ever improve his English if he's not repeatedly corrected on the internet? +The funny thing about your comments is that they're 100% wrong. You're an idiot if you thinking partying is worth it. It's not worth having 5 people in a group share XP and Gold when 2 people can clear at the same speed. Only place that's worth having more than 3 people in a party is either at pirates to fight off other parties or Valencia mobs if you're low ap/dp.,please upload a video of you soloing hysteria efficiently solo then :) +"I guess this is very WTF, like.. a human dying? wtf?",Trying to get internet points off of someone's death may be the wtf aspect +"What is your #1 stock that you own and why? I'm just curious what stocks people here swear by and own. For me, GOOG has been great (in at $686) but I would like to know, what stocks you guys think will significantly increase in value through 2017? Thanks!",H1Z1 invitational crates +"Where's Douglas? No seriously, great work. Totally with you on Barca's line-up, just shows what an incredible generation we had/have at the moment.",Surely Stoichkov should at least make the bench for say..Eto'o maybe? +"Slightly overshadowed by Kevin Love's and LeBron James' increased efficiencies - Kyrie Irving's been shooting lights-out compared to last season. He's shooting a career high FG%, 3PT%, and eFG% - all while on the most points per game of his career",He's having an almost identical season to 2 seasons ago +"I don't know that Trump has ever shown to support this idea, but even if he did, the establishment Republicans would never let him do it. Sessions is a law and order guy, so he will presumably get tougher on crime. The US has 4% of the world's population, yet our prisoners represent 22% of all imprisoned people *in the world*, but somehow there aren't enough people in jail in this country?",Don't you know all we need is more prisons. +"interesting, was she the only druggie in star wars?","Yep, she's the only person in Hollywood who ever did drugs." +(SPOILERS) Found this. Real?,EXOTIC BUTTERS +"Lightsaber question Can someone please state what is 100% canon about kyber crystals? I thought in Legends the kybers have predetermined colors and the Padawana pick the color they want. And I thought it canon the crystals are clear and then when a padawan touched the kyber, it turned a certain color depending on how they use the Force (blue for combat, green for mental, etc) but I've heard conflicting things. And I thought a kyber turned red if the user used the Force aggressively and with anger, but now I'm heading they break the crystal so it bleeds? Can someone please just tell me what it actually is?",Yes that sounds right +"How to teach my future child, (If I ever decide I want one), how to be a top tier shitslinger via Vidya Games? I'm serious about this by the way. I want my kid to be as big of an asshole as I was. So what are the best games to use to introduce them the hobby of shitposting/talking. I was thinking Duke Nukem 3D. But it might be too old for them.",What a lovely parenting goal. +Yt app doesn't support background playing,It does but you gotta sub to youtube red sadly +Another useless stupid update...,"You're right, no updates at all would have been better." +Australia is a big island of nothing as far as I've heard,yeah and nobody important in the drone world ever came from Australia... +How are Kara's ears pierced?,Asking the real questions here. +Because noobs would be crying,"Yeah noobs, go ask pretty much any purple+ player in WoT what they think about XVM and getting focused by arty because of it." +"47% of Jobs Will Disappear in the next 25 Years, According to Oxford University",Is this kind of like how ATMs closed all the banks back in the 80s? +meta af,Downvote brigade disagrees +We're talking about a teenager here. I cant stop her if that's what she wants to do. Like I said she doesn't care about her US citizenship. To her its a reminder of what she wishes to get away from.,Well if she's going to give up US citizenship she should do it before she builds any taxable wealth. +priorities,I very much enjoyed this meme it made me smile thank you :) +IRL Karting.,"No, its either IRL or Cart, not IRL Karting." +Where do I get good fried chicken? Bonus if got delivery also. I'm bored of KFC.,SAF cookhouse self-collection though +Compared to two former WDCs with about 15 seasons each... they are rookies.,Look up what rookie means in motorsport. +Girlfriend and I parked up at the gas station,Brooo... is your girlfriend single? +Talk about rubberbanding.,sudden lag spike made me lost the game blizz plz +So let me get this straight. You like to fuck women who enjoy being with you instead of 8s who don't give a shit about you? I don't know man. This is perplexing.,the kid might be on to something here! +"I pray they don't overlap. I only play JP when I'm waiting on Global (NRG or Maintenance). I'll be so......... bored! Whatever shall I do with my time!? (OK, so the answer is laundry. I'll be doing laundry.)",Four hours of laundry sounds like a fun time +The first TRUE purple edit I can't remember his name but it's the guy who voted out Paschal English.,Did you just assume its gender? +Both are viable but the R4-C is better in my opinion,Your opinion is wrong +You don't say!,It's about ~~ethics in gaming journalism~~ economic anxiety. +This is the nicest thing anyone has ever done to me in CR...,I wonder if he was being sarcastic +Thought you flames fan might want to see your top player ;) -Canucks fan :D,"There is no mouth guard hanging out of his mouth, that is an imposter!" +"And those people are the reason I have to explain that I call myself a connoisseur of marijuana or an enthusiast for higher learning and not a stoner. I get pissed if someone calls me a pot-head. Those are a subset of our green culture. Plenty of us can smoke plenty and not act like fools. If you didn't know I smoked, you wouldn't know.","But if you didn't know I smoked, you wouldn't know I smoked even more!" +There's also the worker's comp while you are recovering from knife/gunshot wounds where they mugged you while you were dropping the deposit off :D,But deposits are only supposed to be dropped off in the morning and as we all know nothing bad can happen then. +"I personally couldnt get into it because I thought Geralt was just too over the top classic bad ass, the voice, the hair. It just felt ridiculous.",I've personally always thought it was intentional to be that corny. +Is it just me or is the poelab site down?,They're adding 4 additional clicks to view the lab notes. +"True, but it specified people.",Dogs are people too!! +TBM brother in law crashed and totaled another family members car and attributed this to God's will because they could not afford the car anyway,What a prick. +"A non-controlled explosion would surely wipe out Bimaru in a span of few years, and western disturbance will take care of Bengal too. So total population wiped out (in millions): 200(UP) + 100(Bihar) + 90(WB) + 75(Raj) + 75(MP) + 31(Jharkhand) + 28(Chattisgarh) = 600 Million. Suddenly we are a country with almost half the current population. With bunch of corrupt govts wiped out, there will be room for a new type of leadership ..maybe the rise of Indian Hitler?",It will also wipe out some of the most fertile regions in the country. +I meant Maru! Sorry!,If you can't remember her name i would suggest Leah instead. +You're missing H3H3 too,y do buzzfeed and mtv hate white men lol +Apparently American Christians trying to deny transpeople bathrooms is worse than Dubai Muslims killing gays,You can always count on Breitbart to report the important news. +Mw2 remastered probably won't happen for another two years or so. I doubt they'll remaster a game every year because then they'd run out of cods to remaster to quick.,Yay supply drops for MW2 Remastered +"Cats of Reddit, what is the thing about hoomans that annoys you the most?",Meow +I don't get why you make voting Compulsory and fine people that don't. If we forget to vote in the federal elections here it can be a maximum fine of up to $180.,"People who don't care for politics are more likely to vote based on name recognition and peer pressure/expectations, which favours the media/mainstream narrative" +"Ohhhhhhh, I see. He was assuming it would get to $15. I have a mental block against counting money before it's real.",So you've essentially never actually counted money ever? +It had to work at some point.,"yeah but it still need Goku to turn SSJ at the last moment, shit ultimate imo" +"I Think of Cargo Shorts As a Form of Protest Now I wear them with pride. And with all that dick moving room, it almost feels like it's flipping them off sometimes.",I love cargo shorts. +Happy 400!,Before anyone else: Awful game/goal ratio. +If you're on reddit atm,"I have a 5 page essay on, among others, constitutional law.. But dont tell me what to do" +TLN Top 20 Prospects 2016: #1 Auston Matthews,definitely the most shocking one so far +"As long as the voting process is inclusive and legitimate, I don't see a problem. I know in the past there were steps taken to dissuade black voters, but that hasn't been a problem for decades. Maybe the black community just doesn't come out to vote",Yeah because we definetly don't discourage the poor from voting in this country. +Even the top players are dead afraid of Elite Barbs,"Well, they are definitely noobs after that because some people say elite barbs are balanced and you can counter them ez." +The Banner of r/France today,That still implies gods existence and we all know that ain't true. +"Blow Out and Dead Inside are highlights, and at least it isn't a collection of B-Sides like that one album I forgot the name to.",Amnesiac? +Compensation for Haido?,Probably either for the vortex crash or as compensation for typing errors (which people might have maxed out and they need to swap it with a new lv 1 lord haido) +Obama did titanic.,More like Bush planted the icebergs. +"I need recruit flair text, submit your ideas! Right now, when you recruit players you can see a small blurb about the player, which can be Known to be a joker in the locker room, Tore his ACL in his junior year, but bounced back in a big way, and He is all business on the court, takes the game very seriously. However, as I'm sure you've noticed, I only have 10 different flavor texts. What I need from you guys is more ideas! Submit a short sentence that would describe a recruit's quirk, personality, or cool factoid. If I like it, I'll put it in the game! Thanks, beta testers!",- Only started playing basketball at 15 - Went through a huge growth spurt in HS +Maybe but what are the damages? Didn't look too bad an injury.,"yeah, getting stabbed is nothing" +Carl Paladino Says Racist Email About Obamas Was Only Meant For His Friends,"Ha, I bet John Podesta feels for him right now" +"I agree, there is a huge shortage of low-skilled labour in the US and my family has had to start competing to hire workers. We'll either have to hire fewer or take a hit in profit margins. Trump is so stupid, he doesn't understand what his anti-immigration policies will do to people like us.","Yes, god knows those immigrants don't purchase any goods or services from other American businesses" +Trolls GOP for 8 years so that they turn their party into a glorified Klan chapter. Uses it help elect the second most unelectable candidate in US history by a landslide.,"How dare he save the financial industry from collapse and try to reduce the number of uninsured Americans with a plan that was created by the Heritage Foundation while being black, how dare he" +People who don't have children benefit our environment more than any campaign,"Yeah, and old people are great too because they will die soon." +As your favorite? You're joking... right?,"Yes, I should have added" +Finally got my posters framed and hung,I am still looking for the one on the left :( +"Athena needs a huge nerf She was already an amazing guardian, but now you see solo lane and jungle Athena because people are realizing she does a ton of damage that you literally can't defend against. I think gods that are good at everything shouldn't be great at everything. Athena has been top pick/ban forever. Nerf this bitch into the ground.",You forgot the +Rachel Barley today,Mmmm those rolls +"Penn State football players suspended, Rose Bowl",Good thing we dodged a bullet with Blacknall +It's broken all across Reddit too!,TO VOAT.CO WE ALL GO! +When you give up cause your music is shit,"Hey man it's not his fault he looks like a certain pseudo-intellectual loser, he could be a Kanye fan." +What version of snap chat were you running back in the day?,Because it's all on account of Snapchat. +"1. Developers are defending their game way too much. 2. Judging by the demo, the atmosphere in the game is awesome and filled with tension. 3. I had no impression that this is Resident Evil game, when I played the demo.",Yeah the picture of the helicopter with the Umbrella logo doesn't mean it's Resident Evil at all +"I might win WORST Xmas present from MIL Managed to keep my MIL Christmas dinner to 4 hours! A new record! and BONUS: my AIL told her off for being a drunk twat and trying to drink and drive. So, the present, my MIL actually got me a tube of blowing bubbles. Like for reals. Because a 30yo woman NEEDS blowing bubbles in the middle of January in Canada...... What was she thinking?",Maybe she's trying to give you bubble tea? +Top Clinton Fundraiser Selected For Key Democratic Post,"Dang, I had hoped for Jill Stein..." +"Exactly. It's no fun for either party. When I'm playing in the lower ranks and I see a guy drop Bloodfen Raptor on turn 2, I just feel bad. I know that he's not going to be able to deal with my turn 5-8 cards, and the game will be over because my deck is better, not because I'm playing better.",Cards don't matter it's only skill some pro player got to legend f2p! +hacker!! supercell pls. this person is in jungle before release!!,Ban him from the sub! +"Sure they can make 500k cars a year with 30% margins, but they will never sell 2M cars per year and be profitable! Elon Musk is an obvious fraud scamming the pipe dream investors.",You forgot yer +"Usually, yes, for the sake of immersion if nothing else. Living in the wasteland I imagine I'd feel a hell of a lot safer with some sort of fortification between me and the irradiated monsters out there. In terms of game mechanics, not all settlements have great spawn points for attackers, some being inside the build area, some being tied to fast travel points (including the mat you can place to change it) etc. There are ways around this. One is a mod to move problematic spawnpoints, such as Settlement Attacks Beyond. Another is to simply be aware of where enemies spawn and place your defenses accordingly. As an example, I've been building a lot at the Visitor's Center in Far Harbor lately and been attacked three times. I know where the enemies come from, so I've placed three minigun turrets (Another mod, Advanced Turrets or something similar) looking that way, as well as a guard post. It could be way better protected, but I don't want to go overboard and ruin the look of the place, so it'll have to do. What matters most to me with settlements is making them look cool, like they fit in the world and ideally have some sort of story tied to them. My character is heavily invested in the Minutemen and so most of my settlements are either Minutemen outposts or independant towns with a Minutemen presence. I'm going to stop typing now, as I answered your question ages ago and just kept going for whatever reason.","How dare you give a well thought out and interesting answer, clearly looking for yes and no answers only!" +Anyone else curious why the setup specifies New York City? This store's location seems irrelevant.,"Because New York City is The City, the only city." +Drone falls from sky almost striking Niagara police cruiser,Hopefully he gets attempted man slaughter +"We don't need that kind of shit in Wisconsin. If it's profitable, people will do it. If it isn't, they won't. It's that simple. Reality check, but ignore business!? Sorry, but you're the one who needs a reality check. Doyle and his liberal buddies tanked the Wisconsin economy with bad policies and high taxes and we've been recovering ever since. No, I don't know about those towns. I also don't care. Same with the California drought, flooding in Texas, or any of that shit. In Wisconsin, we're seeing no real change and we have two gigantic lakes as well as thousands of little ones across the state. We are set, no matter what happens. If you ask me, IF something is happening, it's God's doing. What we need to do is invest in industry and engineering so we will be able to win any resource wars with minimal casualties. Non-Christians are going to be flocking to the area to try and use our water. We need to be ready to defend ourselves, not crippled by liberal politicians or poor spending.",That liberal nonsense is really ruining our economy here in MN. +"Sorry but what's wrong with it? I've seen loads of people post strawpolls in the past. It's skin related, nothing bad I see from that, there's loads of images there and I just want opinions on the patterns?",It was removed because you didn't put a period at the end of the title +And all single people without kids are drug dealers.,Or pedos +Le'Veon Bell Has Been Named The Steelers 2016 MVP,Wow... surprising +i love these :),"But but, muh regular season is meaningless!" +So meta,"You're giving them too much credit, that was defiantly an honest mistake." +"Agreed, the bit after the director said he wanted to hurry the scene because he had another job had me literally laughing out loud.","That and the wrestling of the tree through the window, when the wind stopped all together when he drew the curtains." +Being Fat is a sign of poor health and genetically not appealing for reproduction. Plus 99% of fat people just plain smell bad like rotten flesh with a hint of yeast infection.,"During the renaissance, being fat or overweight was a desirable trait as it meant that you were wealthy enough to feed yourself whatever the fuck you wanted." +A Cannabis Business Park Covering 1 Million Square Feet Is Opening in Massachusetts,Seems like a sensible investment with the incoming administration. +Is flappers an industry term?,It's the scientific term I believe +Spaghetti carbonara,Dont forget the peas +Yeah.... Except they had black widow markings,Oh..... damn. +Is this what it is like to play on a toaster? ;o,Reported to mods for toxicity +le don't want to live in 2016 anymore. #fuck2016,It's totally the fault of a number on the calender and 2017 will definitely be different +NBA Players' Real Plus-Minus Sorted By Team,"Remember, LeBron is coasting." +Wouldn't that be somewhat the same for Ulquiorra as he was given 609 SP and his strong attacks are already strong as it is to give frenzy? I dont know what im talking about but thats my opinion,"I'm fine with his 1st and 2nd SA having Frenzy, but his 3rd SA could potentially one shot an entire team in PvP." +Track from Childish Gambino's new album... interesting.,NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT INTENDED ON AUDIO TRACK Why dont movie producers think of this it would save them so much money. +What is a Meeubatrtu?,Our own custom brass instrument +Came across a very rare (I recall sales were terrible) piece of JV history today,Jos Verstappen? +"I just found out the Last Word is full auto... Two fucking years... Like... You can hold the trigger down, and it keeps shooting. I didn't know that. End me.",Did you also know you could shoot the tethers? +And this is how you find out the hard way Google doesn't do customer support.,That's a new pixel feature though +That the moon doesn't exist,Have you been to the moon? +What are you talking about? It's certainly not top of all time. And I don't know what comment you mean.,Hey sometimes it works haha +"Wow, that was kind of nuts he says in the most monotone, tired sounding voice xD. I love homie",chillest dude in smite by far +"Don't hire their graduates, don't support these racists in any way.",Plz no :( I'm a student there +Said almost everyone at Nuremberg.,"And that excuse got the Nazis off the hook for their actions, right?" +Pay the police $15/hr and the savings will more than pay for the body cameras. Problem solved.,then you would just get way less police which will keep black communities more safe +Know another place to get update info on the game on one simple site?,Nah dude gotta figure it all out without and guides that's how real gamers do things ignore my cookie cutter dps build I came up with it alone +That Rhino gets far more action than I ever have.,Me too thanks +busty yes; petite no.,"This subreddit is 'chicks with large tits', just like 'biggerthanyouthought' is 'chicks with large tits in loose clothing'." +To be fair Sarah Palin is a complete idiot,"But she never got around to saying that Japan and South Korea should have nukes, or that we should get into a nuclear arms race with Russia." +"My optimal situation would be custom, but I understand that that is most likely ridiculously impossible.","I was thinking of getting into custom making miniatures for people, although it would probably be a couple of days before I could start (I'm on vacation) when I get back I could try to make you something for free." +Secret Strikeout Loading Screen?,Isn't this only visible when you spectate a strikeout match? +One of our own had a risky surgery with a chance of death. He survived.,Phil Jones has been injury free for weeks now mate. +White dude on my fb is a treasure trove of cringe.,Five. +"This makes me feel a lot better about the game that my neighbor taught me. I was about 7 (male). She was 8 or 9. The game was basically genital quid pro quo. Normal, and not a big deal until I found out her dad had been molesting her for years, and she was probably replicating that. I always feel so terrible about it, like I should have known or said something, but I also know it wasn't really my fault or anything.",WAY TO RUIN MY BONER AT THE END DUDE +need 15 :d,downvoted +I think her dad's a dentist in the movie.,It's fixed in the book by poppy pomfrey after she gets hit by a teeth extender charm (some Slytherin did it) +apparently Logarithmic gets written so little by the general populace that it auto-corrects to algorithmic.,Stupid AI correcting our human words... It has already begun! +PSA Avoid Lil' Arnies Entirely,Best to wait on an insta kill imo after 70's +What the fuck? She mixes all that shit into the communal coffee pot?! Or does she brew those shitty flavored roasts?,"She mixes the flavored coffee grounds then brews.. Today, thankfully, she grew a wild hair and brewed regular." +Saudi man who called for end to 'guardianship of women' is jailed,He must have internalized prejudice or something. +"I don't understand why scientists think darkmatter is something that can't be see or measured in any way, instead of considering there's a giant gaping hole in the theory of relativity.","It's not a giant gaping hole, it only makes up 95% of the universe." +And they claim racism is dead.,It's our privilege. +"What are the elements or experiences that you expect and enjoy from a Fire Emblem game? I generally started this text talking about my disappointment with FE:6 and it grew to a list of things that I didn't really like about it, but now I've let it morphed into another topic entirely, which is this: What are the elements or experiences that you expect from a Fire Emblem game? There are so many different elements of the Fire Emblem game that make the whole challenging, fun, engrossing, and interesting. We tend to oscillate between the technical and mechanical aspects of the game: tinkering and obsessing over your units' growth and development, completing all there is to the map, managing your inventory and weapons, etc; and learning about the story and your units individual subplots, perspectives, and relations with other units. These dual elements both engross the player's interest in different ways to create a tactical and emotional bond with the units you have of the course of the journey. For me, in a sequential order as best I can, I enjoy: -Being introduced to a continent with royal families and warring countries/ city-states. -Starting the game out with a main character with a group of friends. -Spending a couple chapters fighting brigands, bandits, or pirates so you get hooked on leveling up this ragtag group of friends and growing attached to them. -Spending some chapters leveling a new low-level unit. -After a couple easy chapters, the story tends to build up in stakes and consequences, with a new important character and story element that brings in a sense of war and an impending doom. -Around this time you start to do more dungeons and castles where you start to get obsessed with getting all the chests or recruiting that hard to get unit. -You acquire a lot of different unit archetypes and you weigh your options of who you wanna play with. And get obsessed with leveling, growth, and promotion. -You feel like a badass with your cool newly promoted units for a little while -The chapters start to get really difficult for the last couple chapters -You pull of a tough win that you feel more adept to handle each time you play through. -You play through again and refine your gameplay, making wiser decisions, making efficient choices, trying to build your squad you want to play with, being better at building character supports, avoiding wasting exp, and correcting flustered decisions you made when experiencing the map for the first time. -You start to experiment with weirder builds, leveling up that character you never use, or Overall, the thing I love the most is how you become attached to your units' stories and development on a chapter to chapter basis, in which you tactically scrutinize your choices to get the most out of the map for your units, then get the emotional satisfaction of the story, which then furthers your desire to see your units become well-trained and stronger. Almost as if the tactical work you put into your characters helps realize and further their story, because we get to see them develop through support conversations, see them physically change through promotion, and see them become stronger on the battlefield. Are there any other aspects of the game that you personally love? I'm kind of a newer fan, I played Path of Radiance when I was in middle school, and decided to get back into it almost a decade later by playing FE:7 and am currently working my way through FE:6 and despite my apparent newness, I find myself fairly attached, obsessed, and immersed in the series, so I just want general idea of what people love about it so that maybe I can understand why I love the series so much.",*Waifus *Overpowered Myunits *Bad stories Who even likes strategy? +Oh yeah there were tonnes of black soldiers fighting the Battle of Hastings in 1066,Something something moors were everywhere literally more black people than white on the British Isles at that time something something +btw just out of curiosity if you don't mind me asking. i'm from israel and i got to sleep last night. i trying to figure out where are u from and when did you sleep.,"I don't sleep, motherfucker" +"Sure, focus on their failure record. But how many times did they get it right?",We only have to get it right once ;) +it should be taken of them and given to a country like Australia or Japan,Yeah they treat women so well in Japan +Bruce Quillis going for a deadlift 10 times his weight!,I hope he doesn't check his Snapchat while lifting. +"Vera Rubin, 88, Dies; Opened Doors in Astronomy, and for Women. Her observations showing that galaxies and stars are immersed in the gravitational grip of vast clouds of dark matter.","Psh, scientists don't get our praise and adoration crazy drug addicts do!" +"Pretty new to this game so this probably isn't terribly great, but I had a good insane horde run today. 509 kills with the sniper, ~450 head shots.",You're playing on PC... thus you should have had 509 head shots. +Use a credit card,"... Yes, because a credit card fixes my perception of how much money I will pay." +"Donald Trump is, once again, taking credit for jobs he had no part in creating",But Trump would never lie! +A big ass orgy on Christmass. Good thing I have hot cousins.,Pics or didn't happen. +Yemeni Driver Crashes his Car During Facebook Livestream (WARNING LOUD),fake how did the radio know to turn off? +ok we dont have that button i think,Who's the master race now? +"Yeah, it is. and?",Weird to complain about Apple not innovating +Mark Richt has lost control.,The open letter was right +What about those of us who dont give a shit about Carrie Fisher OR the Syrians?,Well then you can jolly well fuck off. +"Oddly, I think they're going with the 'without a prayer' option.",Just pick yourself up by the bootstraps. +Oh my God can you imagine if either he or Kessler suffered yet *another* concussion?,I mean the chances for both getting concussions in the final week is actually much higher than it ever should be +Never. Capitalize. peasant. They have not ascended /joke,I thought Capitalism was all about Capitalizing the Peasants. +Is meh team of SSR good? I'm nub,No it's terrible give me your account so I can make it better. +Might makes right is how it has worked since 1815,Certainly no reason to try to change now! +Donald Trump: Don't Blame Russia For Hacking; Blame Computers For Making Life Complicated,Clearly those computers were dressed too provocatively and should have avoided that part of the internet. +"Twice, IOI, GFriend & Red Velvet","I'm new here, who's who?" +"People in the US bitched about Michelle Obama's anti-obesity campaign, too. Why do people object to their own children's health?",Because people are really addicted to sugar and junk. +"This guy should be staying in the right lane if he's going slow. He knew he was going too slow for the other guy, move to the right! Not saying he caused the crash, but camping in the left lane doesn't help traffic flow!",Yes my favorite thing to do is risk my own safety so the guy behind me can go a little faster! +2017 can't be worse than this,We ain't seen nothing yet +"What a scrub. You should cut him. Actually maybe you can get some compensation. Maybe you should trade him for like, a seventh rounder. I dunno, to some shitty team. Like New Orleans, they fucking suuuuuuuck","You lost me in the beginning, but I think we can all agree about the last part ;)." +You misogynistic asshole,you missed this +"Fuck that, pick neither. If she wants the money she can earn it herself.",You chauvinist pig! +The,Psychotic +"Just means we gotta get dirtier. Maybe Trump will die soon, that'll be good news.",you seem like such a great person +Ive posted similar rants. For the life of me I cant understand this movement to have breweries childfriendly family places. Like the entire point is to relax and enjoy a beer or two. Whiskey tango foxtrot guys. Seriously.,Fairly certain it is illegal to have children in many places that serve alcohol. +This is why I stay out of Europe,PUke +"Hearthstone needs more cards with big drawbacks. One of my favourite cards this expansion and a card that was unexpectedly good is dirty rat. It allows for insane combo's with brann, mc tech, board clears, etc. Ofcourse the dirty rat also has a lot of drawbacks like pulling out your opponents ragnaros or four mana 7/7 if you aren't able to clear it. It's a card that isn't overpowered but can be insane in the right situation. Same goes with cards like Doomsayer, they have a clear drawback. (can be cleared without taking damage, can clear your own board if revived/pulled out.) But it can also give you the board or set the enemy back a turn on an empty board. They're in my opinion the most fun cards to play. They can be strong in the right situation or can just massively screw you over. They aren't always good like a certain pirate that is in charge now. But when they are it's so satisfying.","Oh, like a 7/7 for 4 that locks 2 mana on your next turn?" +Before,Where's the after? +"ipad unresponsive after a sound when i am on youtube for example at a random point the video will pause and i will hear a short sound that sounds like an advertismant,(what i mean by that is that its as if you were to watch an AD without the video) my device will be completely be un-usable so i need to restart the device and rejailbreak, this happed 3 times Please help",Skid games aka xmodgames +"Spoonbill (merritt island, fl)","I don't see no spoon bill, prove that this isn't just a pink bird" +"This tiger swallowtail caterpillar mimics a snake in Joppa, Maryland.",It sure fooled me +I want almost all of them. So much for spending less this year.,"They most likely come out next year, so no problem" +Is there any reason why they were so salty about Arma 3?,"Setting, Steam only, unfinished nature of the game at release, negative gameplay changes, probably other stuff" +"Love the mid section with the super snipes, especially the goldies.","Thanks, yeah i had a lot of those clips saved lol" +Get 5 of them and I'll never have to solo queue again.,"4, you fps pleb" +Exploration Place?,"That's probably what some of us thought it was going to be, but it's more a children's museum." +And XO is not that impressive,Hey man when your D is as bad as ours the last couple years we'll take what we can get. +You can do it yourself. I gave you a lead. Learn something. It'll do you good.,I'm not doing your homework for you. +What was your dreamjob when you were 5? How far from it is your real job?,A blowjob +My dad started painting after he retired. Here's one of my favorites that's hanging above my TV.,I too saw Star Wars 7 +"After working around you guys, I've met a few good hearted salesmen. And every one of them I met, didn't last a month.",I think it has to do most of all with the type of business you're in and the company you work for. +Serious question: Do you think the individual is responsible for their own outcome/position or is it some external factor? I would assume it's the person's own fault for being where they are instead of where they want to be.,I ended up as a child soldier in the Congo by 14 because I was born in America. +"LF: Dragons, Fairies, Steel, Fighting, Dark But of course i'll add anyone, EXCEPT bugs. Have all bugs already sry",Added c: +Coming off of 100 and I can tell you it doesn't take 400,"Dude, obviously your tabs were just overdosed..." +"This one amazes me the most, actually. The Catholics don't know anything about the Bible is so obviously problematic to anyone who has ever been to a Mass - and yet over and over again a thing I encounter in conversion stories is I went to a Mass, and these Catholics, they read THREE passages from the BIBLE! Even the OLD TESTAMENT!",Because the Council of Trent isn't real. +Shower with your dad simulator is pretty good.,What do I say if mom walks on me playing it :^(? +How do you know if you have amnesia?,"If part of the joke was posting it 3 times, then kudos" +Fuck you both!,Fuck you too buddy! +Yep same here. This was often a bastion of legitimate discussion. Trumpets have poisoned it.,Glad to see youre setting a good example? +You know they'll find a way to blame Obama or Hillary.,but... but emails... +I'm curious what role the bowl had...,"I was cleaning the brakes, didn't want the dust all over the driveway because it's a bitch to clean." +"Reddit, what is your go-to source for unbiased news or political commentary?",Buzzfeed +"cant they bring in some decent fucking spinners if they are gonna. hell, id even take johan botha over agar and okeffey. at least he could turn it both ways at one point, and can bowl accurate and bat ok",Let's bring hilfy back too! +Some managers just like to find anything they can pick at so they feel they have power. Life's too short to work for someone like that.,"Yea, just take a brick to their skull after work." +chicken joy tayo! gawang pinoy :D,Amen to that! +"Maybe we should play all our matches with only 10 men. Or 9 men tbh, fairer fight.","Okay, Vuka, Ninko and Brosque out hehe" +"With the New Year fast approaching, I'd like to remind you all that it's officially time to change our lancets",#freestylelibremasterrace +iSnail from Apple.,ayyyyyyyyy +There you go,Americans have more people per capita so the data is misleading +The Taliban wants to go shopping? When did being queer become acceptable for them?,allahu akbar +Any other Turkish beers I should look out for?,Absolutely haram +"Yes, different people are attracted to different things. My point exactly.","How about animals can't they be attracted to different things, how ignorant of you" +"Days 18-20 ??? I suggest you spend one of those days in Okayama. It has a beautiful black castle, and the neighboring park is stunning. I think a lot of tourists skip this area, but I found it very quaint.","Thank you for the suggestion, I wasn't really considering it but I will take a look now." +The Duggars. They were weird and creepy before the whole rape scandal.,Who would've thought that rapists are weird and creepy? +"Winston Churchill, he was a motherfucker who led mass genocide on colonies, still praised for some fucking reason. Hitler got the short end of the stick !",obligatory hitler did nothing wrong! +"What is your favorite character in GW2 and why? This includes variants, special characters and legendaries. Also what if we had a question of the week for this sub with open-ended questions like this one.",Vampire Flower because 20+ killstreaks +K-2 is the fucking man.,Pretty sure he's a droid not a man.. check your privilege +Beckham says playing against Norman is no longer an issue,Did they finally sleep with each other +"Finally A good informative vid. Since I am still playing around with the various minion junk gems, I guess I will try to make a build with this thing too. Got some general ideas as to how I can make it work, but gotta test some first.",wormblaster spiders? +We most definitely need a wing if we send Hezonja AND Gordon,Jeff Green. +Well not shooting you because his gunner would probably have a hard time without his legs.,Leg unconscious Fire the guns! +President Selfie is actually trying to claim these 5 absurd 'achievements',The world has gone crazy when conservatives are anti free trade and liberals are pro free trade +You mean rotom-sockum robots right,Rotom-shockem robots +Looking for an extra Neverwinter key from the jingle jam bundle If anyone has an extra key that they wont use I would be willing to take it off your hands or trade something for it just started playing and it seems like a good starter pack,Just pm'd you a key +"This is why Child Labor laws should be repealed. Then everyone in the house can work, making it possible to afford rent and food.",you forgot the +Oh boy. Memes again,MRW Memes are the best... didn't you know? +"Not good enough m0n, needs to search on activation, give targeting destruction protection, boost ATK, and have a grave eff amirite","Aaah, so THAT's what Zelos needs: A Graveyard effect !" +Ibrox Disaster minute's silence to be held at Old Firm match,Can't see anything going wrong with this +The 49ers have reached an injury settlement with NT Ian Williams. He's now a free agent.,theres a very good chance this means we get him back in a few weeks. +be sure and lump Paul Ryan and John McCain into your petulant child meme,I like petulant childs that weren't captured! +Isles waive Halak,I'm sure he's crying his eyes out right now +Changing one card in a deck often change the win rate and move the glass ceiling way more than you think. I'd go as far as to say this deck might lose 10 ranks and make getting there take twice the time by replacing finja.,you forgot the +Outside fan checking in: How has Luwawu-Cabarrot been? I haven't had much of a chance to watch the Sixes this year but was very interested in Luwawu-Cabarrot as a prospect. I see that he hasn't played many minutes this season. Is it because heveryone has underperformed? What are your opinions of him as Sixers fans so far? Thanks,"Raw, seems almost skiddish on the offensive side of the floor but had shown potential defensively." +ohhhhh mmyyyy goooddd this country's citizens can be so pathetic!,"I'm very offended, you should be demoralized all over social media for this." +"Yeah, the lion mask was pretty badass.",You forgot the +I guess it reflects how they see themselves on the inside? Lol,"Becauae thats what counts, right?" +Maybe he can help us get past 1st round of OQ.,We technically did get past 1st round XD. +My newest tattoo! It's still really red but you get the idea.,In different context I'd have thought you were a prostitute +These people are going to be bleeding so badly when the next recession arrives. Amazon at 175 PE can't last forever...,My mortgage broker says it's different this time +Consensual sadistic and masochistic practice that goes beyond causing bruises (Uk),I'm not sure about that being more moral than the alternative +the voice of russian military to the outside world. No big deal.,What a loser. +"Runner up goes to people who forget they have a trailer. Was passing a gas station earlier today and this guy waiting in line was only an inch or two from making everyone on the road have to get in the opposite lane to get by. Hauling a lawn mower, of all things, when there's still snow on the ground.","Didn't you know, cold cutting is all the rage these days!" +"Yes, this is real: Michigan just banned banning plastic bags",They need the bads to collect rain water +When it snows and you own a working dog,What a bitch she's just sitting there.. +"Brad Marchand on how to slow down team NA: I don't know, spear everyone?",He wasn't even being sarcastic.. +100% 'Murican Pup,But why no lettuce on his dogs... +*millennial,That'll teach me to autocorrect and post +"Mind you, none of these apply to a holstered weapon, or to someone who habitually carries. Not a lot of gun guys outside the gun forums. Note, silencers don't actually silence anything, and bullet proof body armor is useless against almost every rifle round.",Thanks for the info! +Same. I may not use huge amounts of storage memory but I use a good amount on my iPhone. I've had android and I've had apple phones. Once u get settled in an operating system it's easy to hate on the other. Here's a solution. Buy 50gb of iCloud storage for 12/year and never worry about it. I got the max memory on iPhone 7+ a month or two ago. I am staring down so many gigs I don't even know what to do with. But I understand all the people that smash apple for no expandable memory. And ya I would like to have it. But I'm set up to never need to expand. Idk. Different strokes for...different operating systems.,It's because Apple is an evil mega corporation that only wants your money and doesn't care about the consumer! +"Too hot to handle, actually.",also sticky +"Michael Myers with TWO save the best for last perks, AND relenting. Cheating or bug/exploit?",Its so difficult to pull off anything even resembling this exploit +"You're suggesting you've never fed in your entire life, ever.",i guess i need the +"Yeah, not everyone is going to be familiar with the star wars films.",Think ya be missing the +Have we had any shorties yet this year? I know this far in the season last year we had quite a few but I don't remember seeing any yet this season.,I think hossa has had at least 1 this season if not more +I think this would only be the materials costs and doesn't take into account the labor and implicit costs that go with selling things.,"Yes, I'm sure labor costs are astronomical when we're shooting 90 Jr chickens down the shoot per minute" +"you dont need flick at all with hillbilly, he's never needed it, just stop sucking complete shit at using the chainsaw","Yes you're right, backrevs take so much skill" +Alpha male club LOL is there a more autistic name for something?,r/ asianmasculinity It's pretty much what you would imagine. +"People are just different, I guess. I have 5 kids that are always home and I have plenty of peaceful, stress free home life Also can sleep in whenever I want (naps too). Just tell em to be quiet because I'm sleeping in or about to take a nap, and they are quiet. You gotta teach them how you want them to act. It's like the bathroom privacy thing. I have a rule that I'm not to be disturbed when I'm in there. My wife doesn't bother me either as they all know it can wait. I just imagine all these other people's kids running and screaming all through the house all day and the burnt out parents looking frazzled and letting it happen. That's weird to me.",the trick is to have 5 kids so they can just look after each other +I love how they always act like they're *voluntarily* single.,"yea man, girls these days are just sluts and we don't date them because they don't know how to be a lady." +Time to die.,Oops! +"Oh, I have no doubt in my mind the outgoing Republicans would do this if they could and Fox news as well as republican voters would hail it as a mighty blow against the Democrats and injustice and all that jazz. It would be defended as the outgoing parties right and duty to the nation. Dems though? They'd never pull this move and if they did they'd be spit-roasted and demonized and accused of being undemocratic and traitors.","Typical liberal media, unfair against Republicans." +I enjoyed the episode and we are definitely set up for season 2 but somethings concern me. I don't know how Will is going to get out of his predicament - unless Kala can somehow replicate him a pill (like Whispers takes). I know a lot of people loved the orgy - but I don't think it was necessary. I think the sex scenes are gratuitous and in some ways meant to desensitize viewers to homosexual intimacy and sex. The way the Sensates are interacting with each others environment has maybe gotten sloppy (throwing snow balls and drinking out of cups). I do wonder why there hasn't been a scene in this episode or the first season - where all 8 come together and be like WTF is happening? What is the plan? It implies these conversations happened but I think a Sensate freak out would have been appropriate. Hope the second season is great!,Do we need to be sensitized to homosexuality and sex? +Give them another five or ten hearings to waste tax dollars on. I'm sure the partisan commissions will find something this time.,Trump should send a group of investigators like he did for Obama's birth certificate. +Ying wohoo is the most adorable Wuhuuuhuu,waifuu +your husband has good taste in women,smooth +"Is 1060 future proof? Hi all, This is the first time I'm buying a new GPU (I used to buy used GPUs) and it is the first time I'm going to the Green side ;) I think that 1060 is the ideal choice for me mostly because of the price. I would like to know if you think this card will be good enough for maxing out the upcoming games (Like WD2, Mafia 3, CoD IW, BF1 etc.) at 60fps (of course 1080p). And also I would love to know if it is going to be a descent card for at least 2-3 years.",Nothing is future proof +"Parents of Reddit, why are you/did you get your son circumsized?",I was stupid enough to pop out a kid; so I assumed he would be too stupid to take a shower and wash under it. +Why is Trump hiding his taxes?,"Don't know, don't you wish you had a foreign government who could figure it out for you?" +Big and Boisterous,no cnn is neutral +"And then she lost one fight and threatened to kill herself, aahhhh remember the good ol' times?",yea... hilarious. +"We English citizens receive free dental treatment until the age of 18. Including orthodontist. And even then, if you're on a low income you receive free dental treatment for life. After the age of 65, you receive free dental treatment yet again, for life. Your logic seems to be flawed by possibly, a few English celebrities or people you've seen. Suck on my full set of veneer's.",Talks about how good dental care is then says to suck on his fake teeth. +"i rather farm faster than slower, so i still choose gb9 with the same team in the video cuz you can do it in 2:30 minutes on 5 star mons. I also do say I am assuming that players watching already at the spot where they are deciding to fuse sigmarus or not after finishing veromos not necessarily going for gb10 for the first time. I wanted to cut out that beginning part but left it in there as i thought context was important, guess its still misunderstood.","At the moment it is fine doing gb9 because of the speed but when the patch hits, BG10 is exponentially better due to no 4* rune drops." +The dog that aspires to be like his owner,"To be like his owner, the dog must take drugs" +Smok G320?,Reuleaux 300! +"Cool! I screenshotted your members so I can give the COs elder. Thank you! We were looking to merge but didn't find any clans that were compatible. I'd love to get us warring more, but currently lacking in members.",Requested admittance! +Can someone tell me why Rousey wasn't even trying to move her head? Also look at her legs. They weren't even bent. She was just standing straight up and took those shots without lateral movements. Didn't she train with a boxing coach?,the fix was in..... +then dont play adc...,But the hurt feels so good +Ohhh heyyy girl! Lol why do I always get excited when I see you? It must be the red notification. Lol,Hahaha I got all psyched when I saw your name in red on my feed! +I just hate the name. I hate a lot of British names for things. Sounds like what a child would say. Mushy peas Chippy Eggy bread Figgy pudding,ITT: Brits who love their silly baby talk +"So true, and people notice man, you went from a free win to a seriously tough opponent. I respect the progress you've made and the skills you've acquired. Now if only I could have that same mindset, my last 1k hours have been spent messing around instead of seriously improving.",Still a free win +"Scamming I can understand but once in torment I got an untainted paradise so i went to global 820 to look if anyone wants to join for free I invited the first 5 whispers,one guy kept going in and out until he used all the portals.",Guess he didnt want to split the XP 6 ways. +People said it is almost impossible to climb in competitive overwatch. So I gave it a try.,That feel when someone climbs higher than you in 4 minutes than you can in 4 weeks. +"What will your New Year's (or New Month's or New Week's) Resolutions be? How have you done on this year's? Don't wait, plan now! =P",I'm responding to this so I can think about this and try to be more specific than unbreak my life. +"Eh, just wait a few years, it'll get warm enough for bowl games to be feasible in open-air northern stadiums.",No we made that debatable now. +What mixtape did he make a mil off?,If You're Reading This It's Too Late +m0E being m0E,"m0E making bad decision and throwing is AWP instead of throwing is TEC-9 result as blaming the other one... Nice, i love this guys" +Lindgren stops 50 as IceCaps grab first win,"Oh Charlie, you beautiful beast." +Is today the last day for spending to get credits such as CSR's $300 travel credit? Too late?,You forgot the +With their fingers probing my prostate?,Funier than the post +racist,"Uh yeah, body type/build and hair style has nothing to do with it, just race." +"u/tea_and_biology explains how All animals which engage in sexual intercourse do so because it is pleasurable to some degree, and there is nothing anatomical or physiological which suggests that mammals...don't have a good time upon stimulation of the sexual organs",I mean if octopi feel pleasure in ripping their dick off then good for them. +Hassan Whiteside got poked in right eye late in game. He couldn't see much out of it after the game and is going to see a doctor in Miami.,No effort +Europe according to the Dutch,"Well look at that, not gipsies." +Wind turbines in Sweden just generated as much power as six nuclear power stations,Are all their birds dead? +"Sorry. Lazy phrasing on my part. What I meant was, in my opinion, the show is not something so incredibly amazing that I'd risk inducing a panic attack for myself by listening to it. Didn't mean to sound insensitive.",BUT IT WAS THE BEST PODCAST EVER AND WE SHOULD ALL COMMIT SUICIDE BECAUSE GIMLET SCREWED US +"Actually there's no garbage cans because of a sarin gas attack on the Metro. Having said that, Japanese culture would probably say it's impolite to litter. Alas we don't have a culture of social shame in North America.",Don't you start trash shaming me! +"Well, the plan was to increase taxes on the rich and invest in the middle class. Now, what we have is cutting taxes on the rich and gutting social services for the poor.",Ahh yes tax cuts for the rich the true American dream! +Pretty sure if it had the guy would have been beaten to a pulp by the end of the silence.,fucking rangers fans smh +Always Looking For Paypigs,I don't think they make pizza in a xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx large size +Dakota Pipeline Protest VS The Military Police,*All* cops are bastards. +Are you saying it is good to yell at random people for being pagans using bullhorns?,"Any answer that isn't another Crusade is the wrong answer, jsyk" +"...what. You're not serious, are you?",It's obviously the City of Toronto's fault. +"Thanks for the feedback, gonna pick it up then.",I re-upvoted you back to 1 point because I don't understand why anyone would be negative at a thankful comment lol +"See my comment history for what I have, a n3ds xl LE. What's your price?",Not looking to spend more than 140. +"Probably, but I can't blame the guy for not wanting to say something vaguely in support of Trump. If I say something that could have even a small chance of being mistaken for Trump support, I always make sure to make it very clear what I really think of orange Berlusconi.","In an unexpected turn of events, you got downvotes." +Or when some numpty downloads a 7.6GB file and makes my browsing slower than it should be.,I can't tell if this is a joke or if you are just in the US. +Vehicle stability systems kicking in is definitely a different feeling. Jesus lives in engineers?,Jesus told the engineers what to do +Nailing every high note in Take On Me,Weird how he has such a good mic and such cheap headphones +I would never in a million years have thought that online conspiracy theories were being pushed and egged on by the Russian government. Now I'm not so sure.,No no no.... You see the Internet was taken over by a small pro-Clinton super PAC that employed 40 people. +"You guys have helped Corsair ship over 10 million Power Supplies. As thank you, we're giving a limited edition RM1000i away for free! (details in comments)","I don't normally enter these things, but good luck to everyone!" +Frozen pipe pooping out ice cubes,I feel like this should be tagged as NSFW for some reason... +My future mother everyone,I'd bust out a super like for her +I work for this company. They didn't even tell us it happened. I had to learn about it from watching the news in the gym this morning.,Nice to know they have your best interest in mind +Especially the girls.,"Everyone seems to like that nowadays and if you don't, you're part of the problem" +"My only problem with this research is that the studies were conducted on undergraduates, not experts. Hell if I could differentiate between wines in college.","If you dye white wine red, by definition it's now red wine... so the undergraduates were right" +"Sorry if this is already a well-known thing with the community, but during the Steam sales I bought Invisible, Inc. and bumped into this sweet little easter egg.","There's also a burger named The Ryan Davis in Cook, Serve, Delicious!" +Make more Reddit posts.,"so im from indiana and i really want to get in but the distance is too much for me mum, how hot are your girls?" +"Ah, sorry! I tried to improve my reference to the news about Lenovos being locked to accept only Windows 10.",Wait wat...seriously? +Grayson Allen executing the rare head-flop-into-body flop,Allen is a pure class athlete +Billy Dee Williams voicing Two-Face in The LEGO Batman Movie,This deal keeps getting better all the time. +...besloten altijd je paspoort mee te nemen als je buiten de ring moet zijn.,"Buiten de ring, aka dat gedeelte van de kaart waar here be dragons staat" +Sarah Palin credits God and prayer for getting Donald Trump elected,"If God really cared, why did he let the antichrist Obama win two presidential elections?" +"eyup, thanks Judeo-Christian god. We need to start taxing churches and mosques to pay for this shit.","Yes, because Christians and Muslims are identical." +"Calling All Blizz Sorc Enthusiasts I'm pure blizz sorc with a weak merc. I love to grind maps, which spots should I grind on in Nightmare? (Lvl 40)",Andy and Mephisto are always easy fast runs. +"Guys, i was just testing my mod on my 1001% save...",Easy to get 1001% without projectile damage +I have lots of friends from California that are going here. Engineering is one of ASU's strong suites so you'll like it.,Apparently English is not one of ASU's strong *suits*... +"What is proper texting etiquette for a recurring Grindr fuckbuddy? I don't want to take time to tell him how my day was or what I did for Thanksgiving etc. Is that silly? At the same time I think ghosting / not responding to people is rude. I would respond to questions even from someone I found insufferable, as long as they didn't actually hurt me in some way.",Dear Preferred Customer: +I played a duo with almost the exact same lane picks (top mid/ top jg) and we got placed bot + support.,That burst of laugh when going into the champion select and seing you are support + adc ! +"Actually reminds me of the time I had a pap smear when pregnant, and the doctor said to me, 'because you're pregnant I'll use the gentle speculum'. Why does the other kind even exist then???",Some like it rough +"/R/The_Donald is not on my subreddits, drop down or else... but I'm subscribed... fowl play?","it will choose randomly from 20 subreddits you are subscribed to, unsubcribe to a bunch of the default ones to check." +At least access will remail limited.,Seems legit. +What was your favorite show on Toonami back in the day?,Dragonball Z. +"Utah here, keep getting match making failed","Texas here, constant matchmaking failed also." +They listened!! (Hopefully not more Win X games quests.),"Yes, instead of taking forever trying to win games, it'll take forever playing stuff for these quests" +So my friend just sent me this.,Man... Never thought of typing that in the chat myself... Crazy. +Terra Mastery Skins? Okay call me impatient and maybe this has been posted before but does anyone know when Terra will get her mastery skins? I'm already mastery 6 and would love a legendary skin for her. Again sorry if this has been posted before would just like to know.,who? +"Police are people, some have good days, some have bad days",Get out of here with your logic and reason! +"IMO, the word 'anonymously' is crack cocaine to this community. But to most people it sounds criminal. I think the word 'privately' works just as well, without the baggage.","They are different things, but Monero provides both, and privacy is the thing most people need." +What's a quality that you're attracted to that some people might find strange?,Probably being a polyglot. +My former mother in law routinely sends me text messages she meant to send to her son about me. She's also forgotten to hang up the phone and inadvertently left me disparaging voice mails. Bonus: they're usually about how I don't let her see her grandson and what a bitch I am.,In case you haven't been here yet: r/JUSTNOMIL +PUT A CAP IN THAT,you can rib on black people all you want BUT IF YOU RIB ON GAYS I SWEAR TO GOD +Not a slur.,Yeah and the football team owned by Dan Snyder doesn't have a slur for a name either. +"He doesn't have to hold me in a headlock for me to breathe it in. Since you're pretty much saying he's not forcing me to breathe his second hand smoke, what would you have me do? Run past someone if I see them light up? What if the winds blowing the wrong way, stop and wait for them to go past?",He wants you to buy your own smokes +Just need to vent,I don't know if your cultural background makes divorce possible but I don't see any other solution. +How to get new cards as a F2Player? Am I right in assuming it's only through orbs? I've been playing lyomar and I've been playing with the same deck for ages! How do I get more cards for that particular faction? Any spirit orb I do get doesnt give me much in terms of lyomar. I keep getting ither faction cards that I do not use... Any help would be appreciated,"Part of the reward for gauntlet is dust you can use to craft, can also disenchant any cards that you have more than 3 of" +Vaak ga je met Diabetes verder met een doctor in het ziekenhuis. Heb al sinds ik wist dat ik type 1 had niet bij een huisarts voor mijn diabetes geweest.,Daarom zeg ik ook T2. +NiP is the first team to win a large tournament with a stand-in in CS:GO history.,Credit to DeKay who asked Thorin this question +SAT tutoring is going to save our country? That's a nice thought.,Education reform +Gallup: Life got better for pretty much everyone under Obama,"But if it is better, then why don't I *feel* like it got better?" +It isn't. Terminator 2 isn't good for a 10 year old either.,"I had just turned eleven when that movie came out, and my dad took me to see it even though it was restricted to 12 years old or more - I felt so proud!" +My buddy owns a binding of Isaac poster but it's realistic and had a naked baby running from huge maggots and stuff. Before I knew what boi was I was very concerned,"you should be very concered... on how he found it, those are so rare" +"Can I assume by controller you don't mean joystick? If so, because of the level of control. The buttons apply a sudden 100% adjustment in that direction, which you limit by letting go. You keep tapping to get the right result. You may let go too late and overshoot your intended target. I appreciate you get progressive controllers nowadays but they're still a compromise. A mouse gives you the ability to make changes as small as you like, and as quickly as you like. It's about accuracy and rate of change. It's exactly the same as a steering wheel in a car. If you're going right, you don't want to make lots of tiny adjustments by pressing the Right button to make the wheels point 100% right for a moment, you want smooth, gradual control which more easily adjusts to the changing environment. Same as a shooter, you need to be able to react faster, and part of that is rate of change which is faster and superior with a mouse. You can't tell a controller in advance if you want to turn quickly or slowly, but a mouse does that automatically.","This makes perfect sense, thank you =)" +What did you guys do to our players?!,Hey what did YOU do to OUR players? +"This is the only reason why I actually ban Raijin. ^ Well, aside from his ult.",You don't ban him for all his utility? +You gotta wonder if those are genuine reactions or if he embellishes it a bit knowing that the camera angle might catch him. I'm sure he must be a big fan of the sport though.,Yeah he's acting like he's watching a crazy fight or something #smhamirite +"Because so many users install flux, it's an indicator that this is a need that they want addressed badly. So much so, that they install separate software for it. I think that generally if a huge portion of your user base is installing a separate product to do what your product doesn't, it's time to add a new feature.","There's a lot of users installing StartIsBack and Classic Shell, too, will they actually make a functional Start Menu then?" +Stranger Strings with the Kids of Stranger Things + Eleven raps nicki minaj verse,Another show with Will missing? +"1960s china isn't a good example? How about cuba. Socialism doesn't work either in the long term. Notice how our capitalistic country offers many social services. You need a hybrid approach, not all or nothing",Cubans had among the highest quality of life of the world before the 60's. +I get this is really offensive. But the mental image I'm getting is fucking hilarious,Yea it's hilarious to discriminate against people +"Right, lets for a second assume he's right (which he isn't. Obviously). They didn't win any golds in female weightlifting either. Are all those women in the NFL too?","They play in the Lingerie Football League, duuhhhh" +1.61803398meta3.14159268me,"I honestly don't want to say it, but.... WEWLAD" +I'm sorry. I defiled your safe place with my hate and bile.,"Keep showering, shit like bethenny usually goes down the drain." +"TIL salt and vinegar, orally taken, is more toxic (lower LD50) to mammals compared to herbicide Roundup (glyphosate).","Heh, there's no bias in that article, no sir." +300mg test e for 20 weeks or 500mg for 12 weeks?,800mg for 32 weeks +Holy shit you all fucking hate bicycles huh?,Just the people that ride them +"Another follower of the dark side, drawn to the light. Well done.",Its only dark because it hasnt rendered yet +"Well, at least now I'm 100% sure it isn't hardware related. Hopefully they fix it in the next update.","Not sure about that one, they've had a few updates since its started and it doesn't seem to get better." +"As today, Creepers are 7 Years Old! Happy Birthday Creeper!",This just in: Creepers are older than the Pocket Edition fanbase. +And the French,If only they knew how to win a war. +WeatherTech Racing Switches to PWC for Remainder of Season,Where the BoP is never wrong! +Not worth it. CS(R) is badass but only equivalent to two cards. In two years you can apply for 20 cards; there is simply no reason to wait.,Unless you already have 27 in the last 9 months and the non-business cards you do not have do not come with bonuses that you value as highly as the big chase cards...and you have an SO who can snag the random big deals that pop up in the mean time ;) +Realistic gun customisation I play casual and a bit of ranked (gold 3) and since I like the realism of the game I was wondering if anyone could recommend some gun load outs that look cool/realistic. Thanks,"SMG11 with a grip, flash hider and an acog" +Frosh Week expense list by York Regional Police,"Great ideas, thanks York regional police!" +Woman sues Albuquerque for seizing car despite ban on civil asset forfeiture,Yay... It's always awesome when my hometown makes the front page of reddit. +"I've been playing this game for 5 years now, and let me tell you: Never before have I wanted to take all my savings, quit work and play Legion until I eventually starve to death.",Well.. that's probably because legion has only been out for like 3 days now. +"Eh, why would anybody pay for a stranger's dinner just to give them an 'experience' and then part ways forever? Sounds more like women wasting a man's time and money to get a free meal. If you lead someone on just to get them to pay for things for you, you're in the wrong.",I never said I did that on a *first* date... +"It seems they retcon the pronunciations of a good amount of stuff in later books. Makes me wonder if Jim changed his mind, wasn't consulted at first, or what the reasons were. Marcone comes to mind as well.",He wasn't consulted. +"People argue that T2 being different from T1 is a bad thing. At first, I kinda agreed with that assessment. But as I'm reminded with the Call of Duty franchise, the same thing over and over gets boring and is one of the reasons why I stopped playing them. So, change is good. It can be different and still be fun. I'm looking forward to what this new game will bring.",I think they should have made Titanfall 2 a turn-based RPG. +Nihilistic tecnofetishists,There's no need to drag 4chan into this. +"Works, you shouldn't have any issues just because it's more kilometers away. Unless it's really big distances like thousands.","its actually working, for now atleast, must be the london server or something?" +Yeah I know that part but the Party frames aren't included in the pack,"Oh, there is an option for that too, to change the party into raid frames." +"What Away Games Are You Attending? Are any of you that live in the North Texas area planning on going to any away games? Fans of America's team that don't live around DFW, are there any games you will be attending?","As a guy from NY, hope to see them play in December at Metlife" +Cubs Win! what a game. Incredible series to watch.,The Giants season in a single game there... amazing starting pitching and then the bullpen takes over. +ha funny thats the same announcer from the linsanity days,"That's Clyde Frazier, Knicks legend and top tier color commentator." +"Does anyone feel like mutations are rigged so you have to lose? Some combinations are unbeatable? Like sky terran or lings. I dont mean it in the literal meaning, but do you see them dump multiple 3000 hp guys at you - its crazy. Other times, it seems like they let you win. Ive heard this from good players too. Does blizzard intend you to lose some mutations?",Git gud? +"She's medical. I'm really struggling to come up with a answer to how she's disabled. Plus, being a part of a Military industrial Complex. She flew a desk. I want to give her the benefit of the doubt, but it seems this is just a case of LOOK AT ME",She sprained her ankle on the squadron fun run and got medically discharged with 80% from the VA. +"4 pulis na nagpa-selfie kay Mark Anthony, kakastiguhin",But but but theyre pretty :( +I feel like that's a decent starting 5.,see that team...but no 3 point shooting! +"G2 should've won this already, that eco they lost at 12-9 or 12-10 really fkd them",Yeah they should not have lost that +One thing I do know is that you would definitely know. Which one of you won the boner contest or was it a draw?,How original. +"DC's a nice little town. Today, I walked around a ton of monuments (the WWII memorial is especially humbling) and then visited the National American History Museum, which imo is only really worthwhile for the Star-Spangled Banner. The new African American History Museum was packed full of people every time I passed by it. After dinner I walked past Barry O's place (soon to be Hilldawg's house). Tomorrow I'll be visiting the Newseum, the Int'l Spy Museum, and the Natural History Museum. I'm excited!",You should check out the Smithsonian Air and Space Museum. +Reckful just hit silver!,"Hasn't he always been good at games tho, best rouge in wow for a while and super good at hearthstone etc?" +"Im sad they didnt chuck Max between Vettle and Kimi, would ahve been so good to see.","Or maybe they could put Kimi between Vettel and Max, and tip Vettel's and Max's chairs towards Kimi." +I agree with you 100%. But say the same thing to a feminist and you'd be another victim blaming dude.,Who hurt you? +"Deseret puts blatant bullshit up on their shelves. So I went and visited an old mission friend of mine last week. She's still TBM, but cool enough and it was nice to catch up. Anyway, she tells me this story about our mission president's daughter-in-law who is a publisher for Covenant Books. She was compiling a book made up of a bunch of stories written by women who had been on missions for prospective Sister missionaries. She approached my mission president who recommended my friend to contribute. So the publisher approaches her and my friend submits some ideas. The particular story the publisher picked for my friend to write only minimally involved my friend, but the publisher thought it would be a good addition. So my friend consults old journals etc and submits writes her experience about this investigator. The publisher said that she didn't like how it was written and sent her a doctored up version. In said version, the publisher just made shit up. She added dialogue that never happened and she added thoughts and feelings that my friend said she never had. My friend objected to the re-writes but the publisher went ahead. So now this book sits on the shelves of Deseret Book and is touted as a book of true stories from old sisters designed to inspire prospective sister missionaries. Anyway...I haven't read the book (no desire) but it sounds like the Lord's publishing company is peddling blatant fabricated bullshit and it's okay as long as it makes you feel cuddly inside. TLDR - My friend was asked to contribute her experiences to a book sold by Deseret Book. The editor fabricated a story and blatantly made shit up and the book is touted as true stories.",Editor is just following the prophets example. +meanwhile i'm 89 kc without a single piece,If you go to a heavily populated world you can do quick games and gets lots of creates fast +"Questions about transferring between ARK's Probably the wrong time to post this since everyone is foaming at the mouth at the moment, but i have some questions regarding the transferring between The Island and other maps... When you click to upload your character data you are then wiped off of that server, you can re-spawn as a fresh spawn unless you choose to download your character data I assume then you would leave that server, find a scorched earth server, run to an obelisk and download your character data to transfer that character over. Rinse and repeat to go back to your main server. Now if i am the tribe owner and my tribe mate comes with me, our characters are effectively wiped off our main server... what happens to our base + tames? If i just choose to start a fresh character on a scorched earth server, then transfer dino's back to our main server, wont they belong to my 2nd character on the scorched earth server leaving me unable to claim them on my main character? This whole system seems very messy and more then likely unstable... i was under the impression i'd go to a obelisk, hit transfer to - scorched earth, the centre etc and that map would be running under our same server... as in same server, just different map like when you teleport to the boss arena's. I'd like to mess around and test it but im not about to risk my lvl 98 character and our tribe on probably another wildcard broken buggy mechanic.",Don't worry it will likely be disabled before anyone figures the exploits out. +We don't even have an end date.,"Well whatever that date is, it's too early." +While Mikey was in the 83,DiBurrito to the 1 while Jamie Mac replaces Harvick and Harvick and Larson split the 5 confirmed? +Clinton camp smashes fundraising record: $143 million in August,Jess you lied to me! +I really hope someone makes a real competitor to Youtube.,GrumpTube +"Yeah, Challenger Elite here as well. I was Rising Star before the mmr reset, but haven't been able to get over the div 4 hump since. Hopefully I can before season 4 starts.",Try the Div topper. +The soda bro.....,Baking soda or like the drink soda? +"And most likely lose all ability to haggle? So you're most likely paying fully inflated MSRP. Yeah, no thanks. I'm all for custom cars but don't wish to be bent over and royally fucked with no lube to have one.",Are you going to haggle on a Tesla you order? +"Even in Naruto, nobody used it seriously. It was just a prank, much like sexy jutsu.",Guess I forgot the +Which one is it?,San Diego +"AOEBK (Anyone Else But Kanto) (I want regional variant Electivire, that motherfucker's badass and needs more love, like 3 Mega Evolutions, personal Z moves, regional forms, etc.)",Full legendary stats! +My god. There really is a subreddit for everything.,r/ofcoursethatsathing would like a word +I use the If you don't have anything nice to say... rule on Reddit more than I do in real life.,i don't fuck you +IncelAbode continues on its wank to autocracy.,"Seeing people actually propose Eugenics as a good idea, makes me question what time period I'm living in." +Official Preseason Game Thread: Baltimore Ravens @ New Orleans Saints ...,He did it to stop the clock +Could they be looking for like weed grow houses where they do indoor grows?,I'm going to bet that they had a lead on something that arrived into the port and was heading up I-45 +"Can we have a Serious flair on this sub? With all the posts about how Valve isn't communicating, I thought that maybe we should have a Serious flair for actual discussion or even just a serious discussion megathread. The way it is now, all decent posts are drowned under all the memes about how Valve is shit and just want to add sounds, etc. I think a Serious flair, basically forcing users to contribute to the discussion rather than just shitposting about Valve would let us have better discussions about the different aspects of the game that need fixing and result in a more organised list of things we think would benefit the game for Valve to dram from. Additionally, it would imo be a place for Valve devs to comment on and communicate with the better part of community without getting shit from the majority who just care about memes and Shroud clips.",yea just make it look like +Why are starting WRs on the left? In no other madden has the #1 WR been in the usual #2 WR position. Any idea whats going on and why the #1 WR isnt in his proper position? Fumbles are sooo bullshit. 100% of the time I have been hit in the few games I have played as a QB for some reason. I never just get sacked. I just get hit and fumble every damn time,"It's strange, especially since putting a guy like OBJ or Antonio on a teams 1st CB is unfair, much less their second best." +That will destroy your records :) Measure the tracking force of that thing!,"I used a digital scale I have and it weighed in at 3.2 grams, is that too bad?" +Trumps Immigration Policy is no different from that of Mexico!!!,Only white people can be racist. +I finished this stained glass-esque Legend of Zelda quilt today! I'm ridiculously proud of it.,Pretty fucking amazing +"I mean, I get the realism behind it, but the whole point of games is that they aren't real lmfao.",sorry i forgot the +The team you lost the NFC North title to in your own stadium.,fucking got him +exclusively based on personality what tv character would be your ideal SO,Patrick Jane. +"What are the 5 gen secrets? I just bought a 2011 2SS today. What are the little not well known secrets about this car, for example, hidden compartments or little things that non owners wouldn't normally know about?",You can tap the blinker up or down a little to turn the blinkers on for 3 seconds without it staying on til you turn or turn them off manually. +The Brotherhood of the Screaming Penis... that is glorious!,"Thangyew, I'm here all week!" +What was the answer,"Whatever it was, I definitely guessed it horribly wrong" +Last winter had two customers hours apart on the same day ask me if we sold socks...,Do you happen to be near a bowling alley? +Sneaking up on a tiger,I love how that tiger is similar to a house cat in its playfulness.. Then I remember it's a main predator and capable of ruining my life and that of many I love.... It's a cycle. +Gorgeous compilation of videos of chemical reactions,Another one? +I can easily see jeff fischer ruining goff's confidence and stunting his development,It's not like he's done that to a young quarterback before. +"Weird bug friends are having My friends have been experiencing a weird bug in tf2. Ever since last weeks update, they have been getting massive fps drops, which is causing stuttering and lag. They opted out of the steam beta, and are running decent machines. Anyone else get this happening with them?","Can't relate, don't have weird bug friends" +Pirated a massive amount of music years ago. Sadly the hard drives got stolen,Is it stealing if it's already stolen? +Waupaca County Board supervisor: Colin Kaepernick 'might get shot' if he comes back to Wisconsin,I'm sure the NFL will be real happy with Wisconsin if they murder one of their players. +"That net just got sexually assaulted by OBJ. $15,000 fine!","The net is a man, men can't be sexually assaulted." +"What did you want them to put it on, VHS? The PS4 uses Bluray format. Its maximum storage capability is irrelevant. Pretty dumb question.",Maybe they were supposed to slice the disc up like a pizza and distribute 2gb shards? +N,S +We can sell their human horns to passing aliens too!,Lower horns. +"Giant infrastructure projects of yore. Was in the Vermont mountains, and there was a 100 year old water pipeline going overhead. Just how do you get something that large and heavy set up in rugged terrain, much less 100 years ago.",Amazing what can be accomplished when you own other humans. +FFXIV?,"Yes, the very first cinematic that plays as soon as you make your character, and almost every time you talk to the planet." +"And why not? If the sex is done safely and all parties are consenting, why, exactly, should you NOT do it? I'm trying to understand your logic here. Why would you avoid doing something that makes you happy?","We should only live to survive, not to enjoy life." +"That's way to late. It was fine how she was sadly. But I've been playing her fighter ish for a while and I've been having success with her. Along with high skill cap heroes, I'm really worried how the community will react if we get a stance shifter...","But you only get one loadout in CoD, a stance shifter would just be too much man" +Character's name is Reaper.,"No, that's the robot in the game" +"Hillary Clinton not feeling well, leaves 9/11 event",I don't think she's healthy enough to be president. +Cheers. 1995 was a hazy time gor me.,Guess your screen name isn't very appropriate? +"Wow, the shitty xbox one triggers. Just what I always didn't want!",Xbox triggers are miles better than PS triggers. +Sanzione all'Italia da parte dell'Europa probabilmente,spero che ti sia dimenticato lo +"I wish they were more threatened by you later on in the game. Like Hey bud like, watch where you're go- oh shit sorry man, hey man I didn't mean nothing by it. OH GOD PLEASE DON'T KILL ME",That can happen in New Vegas if you have Very Evil karma. +Happy Birthday for whenever it is this year!,How do you know it's this year? +I dont understand reddit. Who are you to force someone do something that they dont want to. smh,"But if they do it 4 hours a day for a few weeks, they will get FREE MONEY." +No. They needed a win first and foremost this is just Toronto fans and media being typical Toronto fans and media,Dae Toronto is the worst +Why don't you trust women? Oh shit.,"That, right there, will go down as the moment when Tim Kaine won not only my enduring affection but my enduring and unshakable trust." +"Are Bomber Jackets future-proof? Hey, So, some many years ago, Bomber Jackets, at least where I live (Germany), where only worn by either right-wing extremists or thugs (or those that would like to be one) pretty much. Now of course thats absolutely not the case anymore, and it propably hasn't been for quite some time I do not know, but I'm wondering, is the bomber here to stay? or some fashion-forward thing thats most definitely gone in the forseeable future? Because I bought one thats really great, but its also rather expensive, at least to me, and therefore I'd like to make sure I can actually keep wearing it for several years to come.",C L A S S I C A N D T I M E L E S S L A S S I C A N D T I M E L E S S +Margot Robbie,Someone must tell her to stop to be so gorgeous +Most popular names for baby boys in England 2015,"Let's vote brexit, when we leave the EU, we will stop the Islamification of Britain" +Green Party presidential candidate's Capital University speech delayed after she flies to wrong city,Clearly her plane's GPS was scrambled by CTR trolls desperate to stop Stein's surging candidacy! +I used to want to go to BM but over the years it sounds like it has more and more problems (from the new attendees or whatever) and I have kind of lost my appeal to go now :/ hopefully one day but from an outsider who just reads most of the stuff each year. Seems like it's slowly turning into Coachella or something,"Something, something .. it sucks, don't go." +When you're playing in a toaster and it suddenly crash,Why are you playing in a toaster? +"Does anyone feel like the Princess is worthless now? I was pretty excited to get my first legendary a few weeks ago, but after this recent nerf, the Princess feels like a worthless card for the cost. Am I the only one feeling this way? I don't feel like I can viably use it in a deck now. Warning: I'm a casual player, please be kind.","She is still really good, but yeah don't use her" +It never seemed to be in the game plan to outscore anyone in the first half,Yeah overcoming the adversity on the field isn't as cool when you're the one causing your own adversity. +"Turn off Fox News NOW! Don't give Megyn Kelly your viewership. Then, turn it back on in an hour for Hannity.",But she's soooo hot +Male equivalent of periods? Wet dreams.,"Male here, my wet dreams do last one week and are very painful, this checks out" +"That's the opposite for me, lol.",Probably one of those filthy Ibuki lovers +"There's so fucking many of these, that was *exactly* what I expected",There's so many of them you're supposed to expect something new! +Liberal beliefs aren't traditionally in line with punch[ing] a rapist supporter in the face. You shine a dim light on liberal beliefs.,re-read my comment stop attempting to put ideologies in my mouth fucking fascist. +That location in the image is in San Francisco,I haven't lived in the city in 5 years but if I had to guess... Embarcadero near the big bow and arrow? +"I'm going to go out on a limb and say YES, I'm sure everyone on this sub wants the Donkeys to get molly whopped.",lollll nahhh bruhh how culd u hate ur AFC West brosssss they're my 2nd team mannnn +Consume less calories than you burn.,"Surely, it can't be that easy?" +Ah well. I can say that Overwatch is a great game so if you don't want to wait I'd say jump on the OE. Otherwise the Winter sales are just a few months away :),"I know it's a great game, but I know I'm not gonna spend a lot of time with it so I'm waiting for a sale since I have to buy 2 copies." +I laughed so hard at this story when I read it in the comments of the original thread.,I saw it before you did! +"As someone from South Carolina, I'll bring the mustard!",You'd better bring some fireworks too cause that all you're good for +You can't seriously expect someone who was pro-brexit to know how gravity works...,Edgy. +The outtakes to this episode are hilarious,Which episode is it? +"I don't see the big deal. Use what you want. A comma is quicker to write than a semicolon, so I'm sticking with it.",Sure and I'm gonna write through as thru because it's quicker. +At an overlook on Skyline Drive.,"That's not a skyline, that's a wrx" +What the hell. I can't believe that actually hit.,I couldn't either! +Just your average household science experiment,It reminds me of the Payday 2 meth house mission +Hey where is that guy earlier who was telling me that the truth tellers never edit information to fit their motivations.,He's editing his post not to say it. +Uncharted movie taken off release schedules,oh no. +Sometimes people don't understand that we're all shaped differently.,Well if they fit in my ear there must be something wrong with your ears. +This shit is a fucking embarrassment to COD esports. *He* is an embarrassment to COD esports. He's a 23(?) year old man-child who throws a tantrum like an 8 year old when things don't go his way.,So wouldn't that make him a stereotypical CoD player? +"If you do this, you're an asshole.",I'm sure they thought they were coming right back. +gg [ez word filters btfo,You have to go back. +"Why? Harper is awesome. The hate for him in this sub is ridiculous. So what he dragged his foot across our logo. I fucking loved that and thought it was hilarious. He is a great player, and would love to have him on the team.",Leave please +"Are you talking about JJTrek ruining Star Trek, Enterprise ruining Star Trek, Voyager ruining Star Trek, DS9 ruining Star Trek, TNG ruining Star Trek...?","I'm talking about when they took that great pilot, The Cage, and ruined it by replacing Pike with that idiot Kirk, and they ruined Spock by toning him down so he rarely shouts orders and information like a real Vulcan would." +"Love to agree with you, but that looks like it says testosterone...",Which is the most common steroid... +I wish more people had unique opinions like yours,"What, you mean every rap/hip-hop/whatever artist ISN'T literally the worst thing since hitler?" +"Because let's be honest, video games need to mix from time to time! So... ENTER THE EEVEE MOB!","Yeah, and we should get weapons from Team Fortress 2, and a Mario mob11!1111" +Energy economy,SPEED COUNTERS WE YU-GI-OH NOW BOYZ! +"Is this scientifically supported, or is it new age woo-woo?",Scientifically. +"We call it camping cheese, because that is the only time we usually buy it. Excellent for super velvety scrambled eggs and hasselback potatoes. Also great for hotdogs and burgers.",but are hotdogs and burgers sandwiches? +Terrapin Station by Grateful Dead,Fuckin hippie +Surely you would be physically attracted to a few if you were matched to hundreds of people. Just have profile pics.,Sounds like a winning concept +Data: SF at no risk of a taco truck on every street corner,As an SF resident I'm very disappointed by this. +"we nearly eradicated the natives of this continent a while back, it's impossible anyone else can even think about doing something as atrocious",Nah... Natives are just people who were in America and then gifted their land to the Europeans on Thanksgiving and went on their merry way +Very High Risk Pking - The Golden Touch - #Flippergang,What song +yeah maybe he would do good in bronzil,well at the time i said that you had SKT flair +"Fuckin A man. Work in Binjiang by the conf center, love in shangcheng across the river from the conf center. Had police knock on my door to ask to search my apartment, obliged the first time and told them to fuck off the second. Then my company said I can't be in the HQ during G20 and offered me an all expenses trip to anywhere I wanted, so I hightailed it out of HZ for this week.",Hostile western forces +Computers are guys too.,*Triggered* Computers aren't gendered! +Gifts from EA for downtime .. Not too shabby,More 3 hour technical delays plz +I just spent 12 hours running all over the place killin shit and for what? So I could touch this rock. Now I can get into the raid I actually want to do.,Good ol dayz +Or Penn State and Baylor,Don't forget about the Stanford swimming team. +Maybe they should have voted what the believed was the right choice on the voting day. Or bothered to vote at all.,Just like when the people voted for the mayor of Bucharest? +Trump blames 'the microphones' for catching his 2005 talk about sexual assault,It's not his fault that mic was so hot +DER EISENDRACHE REMAKE CONFIRMED Im so happy they bring DE back,"It's cool that they have a DE remaster, but I was really hoping for a Gorod Krovi or Revelations remaster instead." +"The problem with feminism is that I arbitrarily decide someone is its leader, then take everything they've ever said and done out of context, and, for good measure, elicit 1400 slurs and bizarre insults about them. By the way, I hate women. Feminism, amirite?","Such and such is a leader in Feminism when it suits me, literally who when it no longer suits me" +And don't get paid for the time off. Should any seasonal work then not be eligible for overtime?,What a travesty of justice that they don't get paid for time that they're not working. +Some dumb fish was playing wsop fake money at the table on his iphone and explaining to the other guy next to him how at the higher stakes (fake money chips) people really play well and dont just spew. It was taking all of me to not burst out laughing. He went on to talk about how he plays super high stake (play money) cash games and has over 1m in chips and started with however much they give you for free to start. God damn.,You don't understand if you lose those chips you have to wait a day to get more +Boston College quarterback dedicates season to Harambe,The irony that little boys were downfall of both. +TIL you don't have to work in the UK to live a good life,"But conservative grandma, the economy will collapse in Australia because of the $17/hr minimum wage!" +"Probably the second one. He admits that he doesn't trust her, but he knows she's willing to make the tough decisions. He also probably wanted all eyes to be on her to make sure she did her job.","Impossible, obviously Sylvannas is the most evil this ever and everything she's ever done or will do is through absolute evil and she cares about nothing but evil." +Drunk drawings Comment with a picture link and I'll draw it. Currently somewhere between moderately waved and flat out drunk,"Also, anyone think Bourne supremacy just didn't compare to Bourne identity?" +The point is that PP changes the game to make matches boring. I don't like boring. Changing my perk selection to make something like gorgon suit a boring style of gameplay isn't what I came here for.,Yeah changing up the stale meta is sooooooo boring +"I would recommend Jorge Amado or Paulo Coelho, but what type of literature do you prefer?","Anything's fine, I want to learn a bit about Brazilian literature." +Stewie insane deagle shots,are there any anti cheat at this shit tourney +Can Politicians hack into the election computers? Yes they can. A view by Cybersecurity Expert on Fox News,"Cyber security expert on Fox News, because we know those are always verified, honest, and unbiased sources!" +"I've never believed in any Beauty standards type stuff. like just don't do it if you don't want to. That being said, good luck getting a job pre WWII.",Or finding someone who thinks you deserve an opinion +Why do you want people to prove a negative (i.e. that TRP does not work)?,I want to 1) establish that there exists no evidence which disproves TRP and 2) The evidence that does exist confirms what TRP says. +GuardiaN crying after NaVi's win,flair checks out +"You don't know what a beta is. This isn't a pre-alpha. Or an alpha. Betas consist of a working build that, for the most part, contains all or most of its assets and is near completion. The open betas allow feedback to help the devs not only tweak and balance everything that's already in place but it also helps find any bugs that might have been overlooked during small QA sessions to allow devs to polish it up before the game's release date. So yes, it is a beta. I hate this mentality that betas are glorified demos. I'd argue that's true if the beta was released a week before the game came out but that's not the case here. Shut up.","Ya man, shut up!" +Oh god if I were a man I wouldn't have to worry about condescending creepy sexist old men trying to touch me. That would be reward enough.,"oh no, getting hit on.....oh the oppression....oh the sexism...the patriarchy, it must be so hard" +Global capitalism leads to increased CO2 emissions which has plunged the earth into its sixth mass extinction period and is looking more and more likely to lead to the end of human civilization within a hundred years.,That's why the USSR was so kind to the environment! +You can initiate trade then to see if that works. I won't touch anything till I get a confirmation on the trade.,Alright +All things only r/Android cares about.,Why does that make the opinion irrelevant? +"Other medics out there who'd like a revive timer so you would know if you can even make it to his body? I mean, many times I end up rushing to some guys body, just HOPING that I get there on time, and many times its too late and I took a risk for nothing, its too late... Just display the countdown timer on top of the skull and bones icon, or something?",Good to see the hard work done in the CTE by Dice LA to add triage system and things hasn't gone to waste +No this is Patrick.,Patrick version best version +I've heard that it is possible to be pregnant with twins from different fathers. What is the longest amount of time that would be possible between encounters?,"Sperm can remain viable for up to 5 days (though the likelihood of sperm survival goes down drastically the longer you wait) and there's about a 24 hour window in which a released egg can be fertilized, so the two encounters would need to be at most within 6 days of each other." +"I got it from Home Depot, it was 6' long, and my opening was 6' long, so I didnt need to cut it. But I would expect a jig saw or reciprocal saw with a metal blade could do it. It was hollow. They had longer lengths at my store, and also just 90 degree angle irons. I was going to do a single angle iron under the lip of the desk, but thought I would need more than one lateral support so I went with the box beams.","Are they iron, steel, or something else?" +Your protection against government is suspended when you encounter government,Because police officers are obviously the arbitrators of all things moral and can't do any wrong or mistreat citizens. +"All I have to say to the organisers is good luck to you. Trying to balance the wants and needs of a half dozen small groups seems incredibly difficult if not impossible. Especially after the Toronto Pride parade being stopped temporarily by BLM. BLM got widespread attention for doing that. Sure much kf that attention was negative, but they didn't seem to care. I can easily see BLM pulling the same shit in Calgary.",I'm gonna be there so I'll keep you posted. +Why men don't play video games,Can confirm spent too much time raping prostitutes & killing them for my money back on GTA +"When to use luden's echo? I'm a midlaner and I can't see the use of luden's echo except on champions with CC or burn like teemo and cass. So i can't see the effectiveness of the item on champs like leblanc, ahri or TF. or maybe TF's stun can be on multiple targets with this item? I don't know so I always skip this item and go to void staff instead.",when you're cheap af and want a quicker power spike fam +Politically correct against natural disasters?,"Yep if they don't mention it, its not a problem and everyones feelings don't get hurt" +"I would have loved a game where you sit in a trench trying not to get picked off, you have to wait for an artillery bombardment then charge across no man's land hoping you don't get gunned down.",Yeah that sounds like amazing fun past the first 5 minutes +Also policemen,besides Ajay Devgan in Gangajal i am unable to recall when did i last saw a fit police officer +Is ppd balding or has his hairline always been in that place?,He always had a big 4Head. +So far I've been to * Mayo (Ireland) * The Salt flats (Bolivia) * Dijon (France) * Worcestershire (England) * Peppertown (Indiana) I just need Ketchup and Pesto and I've got the main 7.,no asia? +Fucking bipedal designs. We had to invent the wheel to cope with it. Just cut the shit and put robots on wheels.,But wheels are not as versatile as the bipedal design. +"It's been like that since her release, it's like saying riven's anim cancel is a bug and not a trick","It's like saying Ahri's E shouldn't interrupt dashes because it's a bug, not a feature since release." +Pressure will always increase?,"The harder you push a human, the better it is trained" +"Charging people for child birth seems insane. Making sure women survive child birth and the children have the best start in life really is a public good. You should only pay for it if you have the money and want to pay for a certain doctor/experience/hospital etc. In Australia we have fully funded hospitals dedicated just to women's health, mostly births, becuase the plumbing is more complicated.","Having children is a privilege, having the arbitrary Medical Systems of today's society aiding you in surviving childbirth is also a privilege" +I imagine Barry swings pretty low,"It must, for him to keep that gorgeous wife." +"Because supercell wants money, not make the game fair or fun for the players.",they could add a gemming function for donation timers :) +Ya... Title defense against GSP,"Sure, GSP is gonna fight at 145." +Inb4 TSM fans downvote ... your botlane lost to kobbe and mikyx lol,"I mean everybody who actually watched splyce knows that Mikyx is a better support atm than Biofrost, and since it is mostly supports who control whether or not you win lane i wasn't suprised, even though Biofrost and Doublelift underperformed." +I feel sorry for any ethnic minority still living in that backward excuse for a country.,yes if only they were in charge of the country we would be a utopia. +"No, Infinity Ward has always been my favourite COD developer and I will buy every one of their games because I trust them.","Yes, because *Ghosts* was such a great game" +the selfie camera + twitter intergration replaced a proper patch.,6.1 was the most popular patch in WoW. +It's very fun in Legion zones yeah. But its quite disappointing just how many no path available messages I get in any other expansion zones or bgs.,Try heroic leap +I really like Razpootin's comment here. It's somewhat subtle and actually pretty funny.,How is it subtle at all lol? +help,Go Peach +And what did we learn?,To never leave the States +Took a bad spill on my bike yesterday. This upset me almost more than the accident. RIP in Peace,Put a gadget wrap on there and you won't even notice. +"The game keeps matchmaking me with europeans whenever I try to play with my friend from russia, matchmaking system completely ignores me or the fact that I am a group leader. Malaysia, Kuala lumpur, Nat 3, Ps4. I wont post on Blizz forums because console threads get buried there.",Cyka blyat gamburger +Super Smash Bros Wii U - Tier List (1.1.6) - Top Tier - ZeRo,Seriously guys i'm not dominating as the best character in the game look at the tier list! +It's cool how the Grumps know what happens a whole second before it happens.,"Dude, Game Grumps has been scripted for over a year now." +What is MTGO?,It's Magic The Gathering: Online. +Preacher Mark Burns Storms Out of Interview After CNN Reporter Asks Him About Lies in His Biography,"A preacher lying continuously, unheard of!" +He just wanted attention. He could have done the mature thing and smiled without saying anything and took you off to the side later and explained what happened.,"Yeah, completely agree no" +"Well shit. Why even play Diablo anymore, half the game is in wow. And I love it",Half the team too +PS4 stranded guy here. Do you still get a free Draft Token at the beging? (Like last year),nope :( +"What animatronic scares you the most? Title. This is where I would usually put an example of the animatronic that scares me the most, but I'm not really scared of any of them.",Phantom Chica. +Indeed. Plots in many cases foiled by or reported by Muslims who love Canada. Don't forget that either. It might not just be luck.,Muslims: defending Canada and protecting everyone. +There's probably a big river nearby for them to dump into.,"Yeah, because they're totally allowed to do that." +The UN affirms abortion as a human right,"Good luck with that, luckily people here care about the rights of the unborn." +What Happened?,"RIP Automod 2014-2016, never gained sentience" +nice 2 day old acct with nothing but pro clinton posts,Difference between pro-cliton and anti-trump. +It might give her a reboot & fix the problem tbh. I have no router control,Want me to? +"Here, I'll fix that one for you if you want. Honestly, nothing you wrote was of value.","Thanks, your condescending demeanor just convinced me to vote for Clinton!" +It's not really the right move by conventional poker wisdom but can damn sure be the right move in certain situations even if only for him. There are so many potential variables involved that the black and white mindset in this thread cracks me up. It also reminds me why it is so easy to make money at poker.,your mindset tilts the shit out of me just because of how arrogant and wrong it is +"Quick Mods are Eating with their Salad Forks, tuning their Tuning forks, playing baseball, and stabbing children with evil pitchforks! Post pictures of Quick! Mods are _____ Post Pictures of _____ Posts!",2meta4me +Please stop saying Samuro dying is a bug Blizzard has already looked into this and they haven't been able to reproduce it.,Kek <- Kek Kek +Could this be a sticky post? It seems like great general information,Or under the helpful links in the sidebar? +Anyone who likes Japanese animes is a faggot,Animes are Chinese ya dumb ass +"I did my dambdest to throw a few things back into your bags. I'm not exactly sure how you had things orginized, but I hope it helps. Also, check your bag- I left something in there for you. I wanted to give this to you back at the camp, but shit went down. I hope you like it. [It's a knife, forged with the metal from transhumans augmentations. Jessie's initials are carved into the hilt.](#s)","Ash, those things you found in Pearl's desk aren't really considered as appropriate gifts for friends." +"I've had my Nexus 6 since 2014. I figured it was finally time to move on this past moth. Since the Nexus line is ending and the replacement is no longer a stock OS I thought it might be a good idea to branch out a bit. I pre-ordered a Samsung Edge 7. It came, and within a week was regularly overheating and slower than my Nexus 6. I sent it back a couple days before the recall was announced. I decided that the OnePlus Three would be a fine replacement instead -- close to the Nexus experience I liked with no bloatware and close to the vanilla Android software. My device hasn't even shipped and now I hear that they are changing the software to be exactly what I was trying to escape. Honestly I might just swap over to Apple's iPhone at this point.","It's not really something to stress about, OP3 has tons of ROMs so it's just to find one that you like the most and install it." +Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time? Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.,He was preparing rosemary's baby +Help with Connection Problems,Test ur wifi? +Why the fuck can't we just say all lives matter?,Because reddit is a safe space and you're a racist. +"Since this sub likes to see super heroes drawn by Bruce Timm, here is my favorite hero She-Hulk :)",Are you sure that's not Jade? +What ship you guys think this is?,Its the ship that is going to transport all our ships from one star system to another in the next update +"I wonder, if the genders were reversed, would the top comments here all still be the same ? At least he was honest with you and didn't waste your time. Every guy is entitled to his preferences.","Its just biology, men are visual creatures, they can't help it!" +The Dangers of Financialization,Was there a specific part of the video you wanted to discuss? +"Nice, love those Harvards","I just don't understand why the RCAF wouldn't just call them Texan IIs, it's unfathomable." +"How would have Obito fought the war without Kabuto's edo tensei? I remember after Kabuto black mailed Obito, Obito said something along the lines of I'll have to readjust my strategy after I confirm your battle strength. I can't imagine the war without the edo tensei. How can you see Obito fighting the alliance? More small scale attacks with kamui??? I just can't see it lol.",He was waiting for Sozin's Comet to come +Fuck them,"Yes, fuck those guys for letting us play for free." +Does my opinion as a green lesbian woman mean anything?,bubububut you self hating misogynist! +"She said that Obama birth certificate was a fake. No, wait... She attacked a gold star family by claiming that they're secretly ISIS. No, wait... Her adviser believes that nobody died in Sandy hook. No, wait... She wants to ban a religion. No, wait... She has a fake university under her name that stole money from its own student's. No, that's not it...",But...but...but...crooked Hillary. +"Hell's Kitchen Boss fights worse than Spider-Verse's Over the past few days since episode 2 came out I've been trying to put my thoughts to words on just what's wrong with week 2. The Elektra fiasco aside it's dawned on me that the boss fights are actually worse than they had been in Spider-Verse. Now don't get me wrong, Spider-Verse gave use some unbalanced bosses but let's also look at it closer. When it comes to an event that has mook enemies and bosses, it should feel that we go from point A to point B to point C. Spider-Verse did that by having that we gathered the items to fight the symbiotes and then used the samples we got from them to then craft the items used to fight the bosses. This meant that while the items were crafting, we could either train or fight symbiotes to get more materials to fight the boss even more. Things worked like a well oiled machine where each piece had its own role. In this event however, not only have they made it that both the mooks and the boss use the same items to fight them but the boss uses 3x as much per fight with no compensation. All the while, if we want to upgrade our fighters (which we have to do for fighting the boss) and event characters, we still have to fight the mooks. So instead of going from point A to B to C, it instead becomes point A leads to point B or a long bumpy road to C but you gotta sometimes circle back to B. Even with the addition of JJ, it doesn't make nearly enough of a difference to help. Things are so disjointed that it's literally impossible to manage your time enough to get what you need without being a P2Per.","The Ninja Bosses are more like Spidey's Morphing Symbiotes where in lieu of a bobblehead, tinyco's placed a(n impossible to attain) costume instead; even light to moderate P2Pers will find it's an uphill struggle to achieve." +Those industries just *say* they exist,Women just buy those because they are sheeple and submit to societies pressures +ITT nobody knows how debates are supposed to be moderated,B..BUT THE PEOPLE NEED DA TRUTH! +We rolled them in 2 minutes and this was the outcome (Ana POTG),It's not even that amazing but Ana POTGs are too rare :P +That is one of my favorite professor Farnsworth lines.,With my last breath I course Zoidberg +If Tara's head was partially blown off how on earth was she successfully turned by Pam?? Not to mention turning without any intellectual damage.,Tara only had half a brain to begin with. +Wouldn't be so bad if I actually played Genji. :(,Trade you it for Goth Zarya? +Think my hard drive is broken but I just want to be certain,If you want to make sure your hard drive is broken just drop it from about 3 feet. +Most goons want around 950 a qp in these parts.,"damn you must be close, or these mountains just hate bud." +"The Isis-US kill ratio is 1-15,000",wait till russia comes out with their numbers +From a 1940's Boy Scout manual,They had colored print in the 40's? +Can you say which subs?,A lot of the meta ones of course +"It's all entry-level equipment, but my dad gave it to me and I love it. Happy Labor Day everyone!","Nice setup man, what's the gold record set next to the RATM?" +"Rumor: Red Dead Redemption HD on its way to PS4, announcement to be this week","It's funny how almost all the games I'm looking forward to, despite a handful, are remasters." +So... about dat Fifty Shades of Gray... why do women love it?,"Because they're evil and perverted to the core, of course." +"Be aware that if the bus is travelling too fast you might have trouble selecting mons before they are out of range. I carked an incense on a ride going at 100km/hr, barely caught a single one. Also be sure you will get coverage wherever it is you are going.",Just have to use ultra balls so they don't escape +"Sorry, but watching The Blair Witch project for the first time, in the movie theater, was easily the best horror experience I've ever had. I feel like the people who hated that movie simply don't have good taste.",How dare these people have different opinions on movies? +aren't all apartment buildings like this? also is that a football?,Looks like a Fire Alarm Bell ? +And they didn't even use amnestics! This is just dumb.,Their idea of amnestics is to apply high velocity lead to the forehead. +My preferred method is to work it into the piece somewhere. For example someone is wearing a hoodie? signature over the breast where a logo would normally be.,Stop sexually harassing me with your usage of the word breast +My understanding is that is was supposed to land on a flatter area but when the harpoons fired to anchor it Newton's law made itself known ...,"According to Wikipedia the telemetry suggests the harpoons never fired, nor did its thruster, so it touched down and bounced and spun once or twice in dramatic low gravity before coming to a rest in that crevice it's been pictured in." +"But my hobbies are fragrances, straight shaving, and fashion. I guess it's a good thing I'm married already.",Wow literally undatable +"70 year old Man robs bank, sits down in lobby and tells police he would rather be in jail than keep living with wife.",This reminds me that we really need actual retreats for individuals that are fed up with Life ...other than jail or psyche-wards. +"The new retina MacBook Pros will be a 1st gen product. Will you get one or will you wait for the 2nd, probably more reliable, generation?",I'm gonna bite for a mac mini if they're refreshed. +Her name is Serena so they are all tennis puns,Oh my god lol these all flew right over my head at first +People at r/wallstreetbets would love you though,YOLO to the core. +"oh, so it's propaganda, with no actual news to report. ok then.","Go eat a bunch of raw chicken, I'm sure you'll be okay." +I think you need to study up on the succession path. Paul Ryan ain't next.,"Here, take this" +People still play this game?,You drop this: +"how is this even relevant here? We're talking about guns not Trump, and there's plenty of people for the 2nd amendment not voting Trump",Cause evil Trump is racist and want to kill black people +"What games are you looking at for the rest of the year? Just curious to know what games people are thinking about buying for the remainder of 2016. Personally, im trying to spend less this year and play the campaigns of the big shooters for example when they drop in price. This leaves me with at the moment * World of Final Fantasy * Last Guardian * FFXV",Cod 4 remastered Assassin's creed remastered Skyrim remastered I'm sensing a trend. +"Complain about it, then monetize its presence.","Hey, that sounds familiar -- cornrows, rap, big butts, baggy jeans, big lips, kinky hair, sneaker culture, ... -- maybe I'm reaching" +"If positive means the gap to Mercedes has increased by positive digits, then yes, Ferrari's' technical structures is doing what it's supposed to be doing.",They had their engines tuned down +"It's frustrating for sure. I wish cap2 would lose the Wont fit on the shelf? Make it fit on the shelf. mentality. No matter how many times our SM and CO's get onto them about it, there's a temporary improvement and then its gone again a week later when they stop giving a fuck again.","It's only part of us that do it, not everyone on CAP2 is lazy #insulted" +"Thrifted this blue button up, any thoughts?",whats the caps brand +Obama cancels meeting with new Philippine President Duterte,Now you guys know what happens when you elect a 'trump' -type president +Doggo of mental stability,Up the pup +"No actually, they're all people who chose not to go through the legal process for entering this country. It's pathetic that everything needs to come down to race with the left. It's like the last gasp of desperation.","Oh right, Joe Arpaio was profiling people based on their immigration status!" +My mom banned Sabrina after I said I wanted to be a witch.,"good save, the devil nearly turned you into a pagan!" +"Kings Fall raid weapons, replace Will of Light with counter-Taken perks. So this is obviously a little late, and I'm unsure if this has been brought up before so my apologies if it has. However what would you think if instead of having the innate perk: Will of Light, This weapon deals bonus damage against Taken enemies. They instead each had an innate and unique perk that countered a particular Taken enemy's ability. So each different weapon would have a place for mitigating an individual ability. You would have to have the weapon drawn for the perk to work, as a way to balance it out though. Examples: Elulim's Frenzy (rocket launcher). Perk: Completely ignores Vandal bubble and can pass right through. Silence of A'arn (shotgun). Perk: Phalanx Shield Blast does not move the player (still does damage though). Anguish of Drystan (auto rifle). Perk: Psions that take damage from this gun can't multiply (maybe throw in for 5 seconds or something). Midha's Reckoning (fusion rifle). Perk: Hobgoblin's defensive orbs explode when the Hobgoblin is hit with rounds fired from this gun. Zaouli's Bane (handcannon). Perk: Captain's orbs of bullshitery can be destroyed with a shot(1 shot) from this gun. This isn't a comprehensive list or anything (obviously) and I'm only spit balling here, but this would encourage usage of raid weapons and might (*might*) make them fun or interesting to use. Plus fuck those Taken bastards. TL;DR: Raid weapons could have been interesting, fuck the Taken.",Give Elulim's Frenzy Taken Thrall burn and we'll consider this a success +"TIL America's Imperial measurement for time is different than the Metric system. One American minute is 59 Metric seconds. Also, Americans use something called Nunes!",Nunes are less popular than the ZuneTM. +"What is your least favorite zone and why is it Highmountain? I avoid this zone like the plague now after one run through it. Bad terrain and god help you if you die because the spirit healer is on the other side of the goddamn mountain. That, and unlike some of the other zones you have to complete all the chapters to proceed with the artifact-getting dungeon quest.","Mountains and caves, always my favourite!" +Not to forget: Text editors/input fields without visible latency.,The latency is half the fun of using a web technology based editor +MemePocalypse Yogg Clip,i like how the chinese guy doesnt give a fuck like a pro. +At least Harper was straightforward with his intentions.,You forgot the +100% this. I feel like I actually get better service because all future shop did was try to sell me extended warranties (what they made the most commission off of).,"Hey, at least you knew everyone's name who worked there!" +"Now, now, we don't yet know if the money he used to bribe the AG of Texas came from his charitable foundation that he never gives his own money to.","Of course, if it's not his own money that he's using to bribe, what's the problem" +"I think once BD won his appeal, it really hit them hard that the cat wasn't going to be enough to uphold two wrongful convictions, so now they are just deflecting...",Can we leave the cat out of it.... I mean really..... its done by now.LOL +"Baseball fields also don't have set dimensions, I don't think soccer does either.",Might be easier to list sports that *do* have specific dimensions! +When you use a soundboard in mm,Take that stuff back to casual please +These comments are so weird.,Lots of men in here that aren't good at anything themselves but want to feel superior to women +Venice Film Festival,"Like, Venice Beach?" +Oh hell yeah,It's perfect +You're looking at it wrong. What the above comment is saying is this: Rule 1 is look pretty. Rule 2 is don't put people off. They're not the same thing.,"Is that not what I said, though?" +Am I the only one here who seriously wants a completely revamped FIFA street game with Frostbite?,"Yes, you are the only person in the entire fifa community that would like a new Fifa Street game" +Malfurion Stormrage,Oh so that's how varian died then? +"Don't have to, nexus first will have as large an economy as 3 hatch opener.",Hmm.. you sound convincing but... I dunno.. you can make alot of drones from 3 hatches when the queens are up. +What kind of jobs are helping you the most in your everyday life?,Comcast customer service. +"So you're saying that rape is literally just He puts his penis inside of her and she doesn't want it, is that correct? I guess if there's no agreed upon consensus, then I can say that rapist Brock Turner is, in fact, a rapist, who raped a young woman who was black-out drunk behind a dumpster, and you can disagree. I don't understand your need to defend him though, as what he did is more or less disgusting.",iirc rape is defined as penis somewhere not good. +So I just got a sextuple kill as Tracer on Eichenwalde,ultra pro hard core gamer. +Are there any belt-fed Buzz Bee blasters that are in fact compatible with elite darts? Waht about flywheel BB's in general?,Use a belt with a flintlock +wut are u some kind of racist,"No, Imma Bigot you dickweed!" +why not farm to get it as a drop...,"Lazyness, I guess." +There used to be two massive public toilet blocks under there too.,Who needs those when there's so many shady back alleys in the Northern Quarter to take a leak in +Mexico considers Bill to revoke treaties if Trump wins election,Bill is very happy that mexico is thinking about him. +Women are biologically designed to be sexy and attract males. Men are designed to be competitive and fight each other for women and power. Men have penises. Women have vaginas and produce babies. They are different biologically. Stop this equality madness.,You forgot the +Aiming on pc is easy af,"Cutting meat with a knife is easy af, that's why I'm going to use a spoon from now on to show that I'm a awesome" +What is 'two plus two' in your opinion?,"Twenty two, obviously." +"So we're gonna start calling the remaster SkyRem, right? Just making sure we're all clear on that kthxbai",Honestly I prefer SkyEmilia +Van Life Parking Ideas!,"Gee, these ideas are really novel and useful." +It's what happens later on when you're in your prime and stuck with mousesports.,Should have taken the offer from FaZe to play top tier CS +Not funny comedian fails to sell the books. Maybe she should have stolen a competent ghostwriter.,Like one of the writers for Ghostbusters! +"Now I'm worried for katya since the blue look might bring team Alaska back, This is some rollercoaster of emotions tomfoolery right here.","at first look I was amazed as well, but when you really look at it it's *very* sloppy with a lot of skin showing, it has nothing on Phi Phi's cosplay runway" +from an Atheist Twitter account.,"Well, she did end up listening to the bad boy serpent who got her to eat the fruit...typical Eve behavior-she had a nice guy right there but it wasn't enough" +"South Africa should let in a bunch of whites too, right?",That's different...whites are evil +"Ponchos, stick straight hair, chunky highlights, chandelier earrings, body hugging tees, American Eagle aesthetic. Basically anything from the Mean Girls era.","My hair is naturally pin straight, so everyone can just deal with it." +And here he is again : the living proof why voice chat will not work.,Ah one person being an ass-hole... certainly evidence against Voice Chat! +"What is in fact, THE worst thing about Fire Emblem? We all have our little gripes with the game, but usually these are just small things. But looking at the bigger picture, what is the worst thing that Fire Emblem has? Whether it be a story, a character, an execution, it does not matter. The goal here is to find out what *is* the worst thing in Fire Emblem.",The fanbase IMO. +"Who is the best pairing for Corrin! Personally, I would say it's Xander.",Midori. +did you know that Germany is the 4th largest economy in the world?,"How is that even possible, isn't being in the EU sapping away all their resources?" +You can find some quality reps on AE. I bought a wallet and a scarf and it was perfecr,ae? +No tart,Yes tart +Leffen 0-2 vs Duck,More or less the only record that has come from when the top 6 have been good +"It's just like Halo 3. There's still MMR to match players with other players around the same skill, but the skill matching is looser than in ranked playlists. This isn't anything new.",But when I go to matchmaking I want to be matched up against really bad kids because I am really good but I just wanna take a minute to relax and have fun. +Yaya to NYCFC confirmed.,"They already have two midfielders who are old and slow and past it, three might be too much to handle." +"If you lifted 500 pounds, that means you lifted the whole ATV off from the ground which you did not, you tilted one side. That's not 500 pounds, it's closer to 200 pounds. The strongest man in the world would not be able to lift a 500 ATV off from the ground unless there's special grips attatched to it and he was standing on a higher platform.",Ok +I hope they get their dicks out. You know why.,Is it so they can get it chopped off for being born a male? +Their actions warrant lethal force in many states.,But they would just be standing their ground because you assaulted them by not being part of their religion +Warner Bros. tags itself as a copyright-infringing website in its battle against piracy,Here's to hoping they take themselves to court... And lose. +Samsung retains top spot in brand value even after the Galaxy Note 7 recall,It's because it still includes a headphone jack. +"It is true that most Overlords don't use reload, but it is not without cost. Reload would be very helpful, especially when playing other drone classes or bullet spammers. It's just Overlord uses their resources toward other things. They wouldn't be the only class that frequently keeps a stat at zero. From another perspective, Overlord is pretty much required to max out their bullet speed in a way that only drone classes are forced to. Overlord can not kill a skilled player if that player doesn't wish to engage. Overlord builds are either slow, or it's got low health, so if you are weak you should be able to outrun it, and if you are strong you should be able to outgun it. A final thing to consider is that the path to Overlord is not easy. Until level 30 you are left with the basic tank, and Overseer can be pretty vulnerable too. Because Overlord rarely uses reload, farming is a slow process.",all good points. +is it 5-0 wins or just 5 wins with a loss or something?,"5 wins on one card so before 3 losses, same as the armor drop." +Me whenever I try to upgrade my gun..,Valve need to change the sounds guns make when they hit the ground +Same with Boxbox pretty sure he is an exception tho,Are you telling me that bunny riven cosplayer is a guy? +"No more mushroom haircuts. More bondage gear on VIXX forever and ever, amen.",But Daesung is bae +How can taste possibly be objective?,Because he doesn't know what objective means. +Well that's discouraging... why do you say this?? Because of the way I reacted?,Because all women are horrible and shallow and have the minds of children +I love you could see the giant air ram they used to flip the car,That's just a explosion stick +I have 10 of the meters ones painted. They still look pretty good next to the plastic burnas. My absolute fav is the metal Burna from the Komandos,I haven't seen it but I'll look it up +Children - Part 105,"woops, i missed this comic :P good job for making me feel bad, you shit" +But were your hands clean?,"no, I spit on them right before." +Wait how the hell did you get the templar helm?,"Real question here, he put the Templar at the list like everybody knew how to get it" +Barnes and Malchezaar Combo,I was sure he was gonna pull Baron Geddon. +"Can't decide my favorite song off Blonde It's between Nikes, Nights, and Ivy.",Be Yourself +"It's not even that it's easier, I tried this earlier cause I read it was an FPS issue. However when I limited my FPS the game became so ungodly out of sync it was impossible to fix.",The engine is a lot looser on 1000+ fps. +This comment thread looks like a gun :) NSFWish,r/damnthatsinteredting +Me and a friend reppin at Dragoncon!,Pokevape :) +"Exactly. I want my [[Nimbus Maze]] cycle. (I guess [[Grove of the Burnwillows]] is also good, but I've not really seen it used outside that combo engine with [[Punishing Fire]]).",I've seen it used in combo decks that don't care how much life the opponent has but does care about staying alive longer. +Canadiens goaltender Condon in a dogfight to keep NHL job,Everyone is in a dog fight to have an NHL job in the crease with the signing of Montoya. +We don't really subscribe to the fallacy of relative privation here. Just because another place is worse doesn't mean we shouldn't try to make the problem we have better.,"Yeah, that's exactly what I said in my parentheticals." +Your going to learn why mallet heads are 1 bit of timber next.,But the glue joint is stronger than the wood itself! +Starting to feel like Nintendo NX confirmed! will be a running joke 10 years from now...,Kind of like that one game...what was it again? +and how is clicking every 4s on guns without any dispersion and disgusting unrealistic drag values (shells dont slow down over range) from romulan cloacking device like Scimitar had (or smoke) making fires for disgusting high amount of dmg skillfull and rewarding tactic? landing a torp is far more skillfull then using guns on dd's you know.,You forgot this +"Question: If it's just casual sex, would a woman care if I don't work full-time or have my life together?","not sure about the rest of your post since that's really specific but in response to the title... no, i wouldn't think that matters if it's just casual sex." +When a guy just uses you to masturbate,"Oh yeah, gotta love that post-sex feeling of being a human fleshlight" +"Damn, sorry man. I imagine with that much time spent on MCC you probably played the older games or have them registered as played on your account? Not trying to annoy you but kinda trying to figure it out cus I got the code but my brother didn't. Only thin I can think of is my Xbox live account has played every halo since CE and his hasn't","That doesn't even make sense, I played halo 5 for only a few hours and never touched it until Halo 5:Forge came out for PC and I got it so I don't know maybe it's for a select amount" +Harambe Memorial,"Jesus, enough with the fucking Harambe posts." +Articles? You mean opinion,Better than the so called 'facts' of the biased media +Polizei Dortmund scheint etwas angespannt zu sein,"Gut, verhaftet die Andersdenkenden." +Lol this guy is literally just equating Iraq with terrorists. There is no other reason for that comparison.,Theyre muslims +"Why the NASL makes absolutely no sense, financially, in a nutshell.",Adding San Francisco next year will solve the problem. +ISIS loses all territory along Turkey-Syria border,What if that's exactly what they want everybody to think and turkey army has been led right into a trap? +Hillary 'we came we saw he died ha ha ha!' Clinton is the lesser of two evils?,"I think at this point, you chuck evil itself into the mix and evil becomes the lesser of 3 evils." +"Most of the only pluses the 50's really had are due to the fact that America was the only nation capable of mass heavy industry at the time that hadn't been bombed to absolute shit and/or become pseudo-isolationist due to communism. People who talk about how we could totally have the rock solid, well paying manufacturing base from that era again don't seem to understand that it would literally take another world war for that to happen, and even if it did, it would still only last 1-2 generations like it did last time because other countries inevitably get back on their feet.",Well why can't we use nukes? +I don't think they really can though. They have had dildos and vibrators for years.,BUT THATS DIFFERENT +"Yeah believe me I've heard all the mullet and Italian comments in various places over the years, though I never had the former and am not the latter. What I can say though is back in the day they were new, this was one of the most sought after new vehicles out there, and made the Car and Driver 10 Best List for 1985. In my town, the dealer got 3 that year. Yep, just 3. I was lucky I ordered early and secured a spot. One of the others got a silver one, and he was a very successful attorney, a lot older than myself and among his other cars was a 911 wide body. These cars got the mullet rap later because the base cars particularly became cheap to buy used, and what would be Trump supporters today bought them in droves. This one is now worth more than I paid for it, so the reputation may stick with some people, but it isn't affecting the appreciation curve. These were quite fast and handled astonishingly well in their day. Even now, you have to spend pretty big bucks to get something that would hang with it in the twisties. Car and Driver had this to say in it's 10 best issue in 1985 in comparing the IROC-Z to other sporty vehicles of the time, including the Corvette. One area in which there can be no equivocation, however, is in looks. The Camaro looks like a hundred-thousand-dollar car, and if we saw Camaros as seldom as we do Ferraris, we'd probably pay that for it. It's all good. I may not have had one, but I'm in touch with my inner mullet...",Staten Island? +Barack Obama Just Nominated A Muslim To Be A Federal Judge.,100% helal +Good luck! Stay Strong! Don't let them belittle you or break you down. They will try and manipulate you with every ounce of perceived authority they have. Stick to your guns and be the bigger man.,'Authority' legitimizes bullshit when respect can't. +"If you remove or add a letter from any movie title, what will it be about?",The Dark Night - A thrilling horror about a little girl who finally beats back the monsters under her bed with unusual tactics. +I guess RIP Moto X Force.,Rip Lenovo. +"No, you don't. Everything I've said so far is incredibly basic econ backed up by mountains of evidence.","Yes, mountains of invisible evidence." +Wow a sugo every 14 days? I havent even had my pay check yet :( the str rate is up really would want log luffy but would probably pull dupe lucci or wb.,Life is sad when you already have WB and Lucci ^:) +So the odds are 50/50?,More like 70/30 either way. +"I have managed to collect all Smash amiibo except for 6 without paying outrageous prices. I am so close to finishing my smash collection and now I have a dilemma. Since Christmas 2014 I made it my goal to never buy over priced amiibo, solely for the reason that I hate scalpers who raised the price up. I've managed to buy all my amiibo around $16 (plus tax) or less. Now as I seach for the final six, and they're a doozy (Robin, Lucina, Marth, Wii Fit Trainer, Rosalina and Luma, and Paluntena), should I swallow my pride and pay $20+ or $30 + to get these amiibo or see this challenge through? TL;DR: I've bought each of my amiibo for $16 plus tax or less, should I try to finish this chalenge or let the scalpers win?",Be patient :) +Enjoy your soup,That came as well I just ate it before I took the pic. +The United Steaks of America,"Well done, patriot." +Manchester United revealed as Premier League's biggest over-spenders,I think Martial is the biggest waste of money +"I've seen it in GM, so there's that.",Yeah well you'll never see it above GM. +"While true, It would take developers away from working on the main game to work on the DLC.","Consider this: It's not a DLC but instead you're buying the option to host a private server, which would fit the title." +Any estimations on pricing? I'm seeing astro potential in that 20mm,I'd wait for the upcoming Samyang 20mm 1.8 instead +I'm really glad that Luke Cage sucks.,Go away with this shit mentality. +"Umm, if she game anyone else access to her email which had classified information in it then that would be even worse.",Didn't think I needed the +"My whole life I've gotten this thing where I start choking and just one of my eyes starts watering. I cough uncontrollably for like 5 minutes and it can be embarrassing if it happens at the wrong time (it's happened in class before). Based on the video, it's possible the same thing happened to her? It looks the same as when it happens to me. It's seriously the most uncontrollable coughing because it itches so bad. Also, does anyone know what this is? I'm not allergic to anything as far as I know, it's not asthma because I used to have asthma and it was different. It doesn't seem to correlate with anything (environment, season, etc.) except I think it's only happened when I'm sitting down, but that's probably coincidence because I sit a lot. It happens like twice a year and I've tried googling it, but nothing. And a single eye starts watering really bad every time, but never both eyes. It's the weirdest thing.","I'm not a doctor, but I can definitely say with confidence that you're certainly unfit to be president." +Where is the difference?,Obviously it's photoshop! +Not much he can do until the power company cuts the power.,Can't you put out electricity with water? +LF3M for VoG NM - Let's get some Y1 nostalgia before RoI drops.,Vyceron. +Dr. Pepper caramelized onions? I've heard you can pop pork in the slow cooker for a while with Dr. Pepper and it's pretty good. I've got a bunch of pearl onions because I figured cutting those up wouldn't make me cry as much. If I put them in with that pork would they caramelize or is it more complicated than that?,"Hold a spoon lengthways between your teeth.. it's incredible how much of an effect this has.. try it, you won't regret it!" +"I called the police on a hobo beating the the shit out of another hobo on crutches. He was even using the dudes crutches to wail on him. The police came quickly, talked with them for awhile, then arrested the guy on crutches. Wat.",maybe it was the other guys turn to use the crutches? +"Besides coffee, what keeps you awake throughout the day?",I masturbate regularly and with great vigor. +This Badass chick,At least her bodies looks clean but can't say the same for that desk +"Just because you rolled 10 7s in a row, doesn't mean a 7 is any more or less likely to come next roll",is this comparison is rolling sevens the winning games you get outshot in? +That would actually be a pretty neat game mode Or just. y'know. customs.,what's a customs? +Bad for gay and women rights.,We will all be wearing burqas tomorrow amiright? +Russ Feingold calls for making internet a utility,Because having your ISP end up being run like the Flint water utility is a *great* idea. +Louis CK?,"Yeah, you can tell by the red beard." +"Unfortunately, the response they tweeted you is the same copy/paste response they've been giving for years :( Don't hold your breath.","Good to know, it sounded like lip service." +"Good place to practice driving? A friend is learning to drive and I was going to help out by letting her practice in my car (with the appropriate insurance and L plates and such). Are there any particularly good places in or around Cambridge for practicing? I'm thinking like a deserted car park, or a big old flat expanse which used to be an industrial site or something. Cheers all!",On the A14 at rush hour - that seems to be what every one else does +Super Mario Run will be coming to IOS soon and Android later on,They killed the headphone jack...nice innovation apple +"Late Bronze Age Collapse: In 40-50 years, almost every significant city in the eastern Mediterranean world was violently destroyed in a collapse of unknown causes, many of them never to be occupied again.",Good thing it could never happen here. +"The Sanctions will be removed soon anyway. Nuclear deal, remember.","Yeah, I think we're all thrilled with that too..." +Because that worked so well the last time. Came out with a real profit after 'investing' 3 trillion dollars.,"Nah, Obama fucked that up." +Bwhahahaha :D Nobel Laureate Economist Thinks the US Govt Has 'Shut Down' Bitcoin,"Give him some time to understand Bitcoin, he'll probably say interesting things about it when he does." +Braves Owner Liberty Media to Purchase Formula One,Wonder if they are considering hiring Tebow to be a driver. +Yes ever since the Fast Food Resale Prevention Act of 2009,Another example of our government being bought out by big companies. +No one I know in the US Jewish community thought anything much about that.,So they're probably racist themselves +Why do people feel the need to talk so god damn much first thing in the morning?,Because I know how much you hate it and I do it just to spite you +Is Siri not trained to your voice like it is on Android? The ok Google command doesn't work when other people say it near my phone.,"Siri is trained to your voice, just like Android." +I knew a guy that did. Shot her between the eyes over breakfast. Hadn't even finished his coffee yet.,Is this a quote or am I having deja vu? +Whats up with darker skinned girls and that little nose piercing? I swear I don't know any white girls but darker girls all have 'em,Its a rite of passage +U,R +"Speaking of suspicions, I suspect a user named Stay out of my bathroom might not be someone I would ever have a fruitful conversation with. Especially when you immediately try and flip things back without the littlest sign of introspection. For the record, I have no idea where you live, don't care, and have no desire to enter your bathroom. But I suspect when you made this account you weren't thinking about your bathroom at all.","It's that male socialization, being entitled to public spaces and thinking they own them." +Especially because if they made the phone a little thicker we could get larger batteries....,But how would they sell the external battery cover?.. +He eats but he is a DL as well.,Down low? +We generalize because you see more OpTic fans trash talking more than any org fans do. But when OG lose all the fans that like to go and shit on other teams just play the victim and start bitching when the same happens to them. I do not do this well I used to but not anymore but that's just my **Opinion**,*downvote* +In-game test firing of 30mm German mine shell.,Did anyone else see the shell completely bounce off of the tail wheel? +iPhone 7 announced with water resistance,Will that also cover *'Beer spills'*? +acabo la era del terroh del pri... ahora empieja MI era del terroh!,justo lo que pense al leer el tema. +Cyka Blyat!,"Um, I am slav-kin and this is global offensive" +"BRB, tweeting the devs about how NMS is broken because there aren't any parking meters.",YET ANOTHER THING MURRAY LIED ABOUT +.,I think you dropped the rest of your sentence. +Upvote for the Mr. Robot wallpaper!,Downvote for not using Linux with it +"Let's just keep it simple, shall not be infringed.",They shoulda included that in the constitution. +I don't think he's going to pass.,"Nah, he has the green light." +"Who votes to forefit after their teammate makes one mistake for the opening goal? That's like the most childish, arrogant thing I've ever seen. Usually I actually just forefit myself because they are clearly bluffing, so usually triggers them.",What answer do you expect from us now? +Only as concubine until Kiriha comes back.,"I think chance of that happening is rather slim [To be honest, I think Kyoka might going down the same way Kiriha did lol]" +What are some popular fan theories that turned out to be true?,"There were many theories floating around about the YouTube series Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, and the creators came out and said We read them all, they are all correct, so all of those theories became true!" +"Had it happen to me in the last event. She only used Turn Against though. Not common, but yeah, it happens.",Well... good to know I should try to avoid red decks like the plague then... Good thing they aren't super popular +"And his salary, benefits and pension.","Yeah, that probably adds up to billions." +"Exactly, he chooses wow over other things now. He missed his last SSS because he was having too much fun playing wow.","Oh no, the streamer is having fun, we can't have that happen!" +What is the best way to avoid conversation?,Its all about The Look. +"Take up Blacksmithing and craft your own gear? I currently have 3 pieces of crafted gear equipped with my favored secondary stats. Then again maybe the gathering of mats is easier with skinning rather than mining, but you might as well give it a shot.","yeah, 4 obliterums per item is a piece of cake" +Did I imply otherwise? No? ok then.,Let me be clearer then: You don't need to analyse how her words match her face or tone to know that she is miserable. +Is it just me or has the non-contract phone plan era actually become more expensive over 24 months than the traditional 2-year contract?,Data is a non-renewable resource so they need to recoup their losses with the increased costs of plans! +Balance Patch could fix a lot of things.,you forgot the +Hong Hua teaching rainbowmons how to fight,Let's get down to Business! +Give the President the ability to suspend the writ of habeas corpus. Because warantless arrests are not enough.,What a dick move! +The IDC expects Windows Phone to have 0.1% market share in 2020 - MSPoweruser,Thanks god now is Windows 10 Mobile +Oh we are talking about downloading illegally? Shit man just talking about it has us on a watch list now.,"Well, guess I am not going to be homeless much longer." +Player 2: I got this!,"Yes, you got me" +Unless you're running from a cop. They can hit you in the back whenever they want.,"Oh yes, let's pretend that Canadian police are exactly like American police, because there are soooo many civilian killings every year by cops in Canada." +"This is great I'm enjoying Discord, but is there a plan to change the name now? I think that's warranted.",Definitely needs to change to Unreal Discorders. +RANDOM THOUGHT: Australia has a Ministry for Women. WTF?? Thoughts?,I wonder why many guys in AU go overseas for girls ? +"Honestly, I think a lot of people won't even know what they see. You can garuntee people will see 4k from their 1080 displays.","From their 720p displays, you mean." +A shiny waxy buildup perhaps.,"Jesus, that could be a sign of a fatal disease!" +Why is everyone upset with the console all of a sudden? I have a really good PC and even playing Uncharted 4 looks AMAZING I think the PS4 is great on its own games look great... people are going crazy about Pro and Scorpio,I'm just mad that they're taking out the headphone jack +"As a Floridian in a Alachua county, I am not rejoicing. Joy upon hearing of a set back in public health is fairly disturbing.",I'm hoping that the commenter was being sarcastic +Because their bellies won't fit over the sink,/me goes to kill self +"Lol, this sub is giving me a headache the past 48 hours. On a side note, have you seen those suspicious buttons on Nacht!? They might be used for something!!",I think they trigger a Blundell jumpscare. +"Brotherhood of Steel? Didn't I kill all of you, when I blew up the Prydwen?",SPOILERS. +Ummmm what?,Obviously without reading the article (who does that anyway) I can safely assume they mean no blacks live in Colorado or Washington. +I got to do everything at home,Aren't you the lucky one? +Camera captures BMW zipping past Mumbai-Pune Expressway at 174 km/hr,Smart move to give this more publicity so that others also try to break this speed record in an effort to get noticed and make the highway more unsafe.. +BROOOOOO the internet is amazing,Bruh! +also Bjerg says I wonder who their sub top is? so it's probably not Duke.,"My bad, didn't catch onto that." +hard butter?,Butter that isn't soft yet? +PokemonGo Squirtle Battle,I'm sorry dude. +He's been MIA on that channel for a while now tho,"He's the president of buzzfeed now, he doesn't really do videos on his personal channel anymore" +Wow what a pass by Sobotka.,What team is that traitor playing for now? +"It's frustrating to see televised media jump on Gary Johnson for being ignorant about something a presidential candidate should know - like they're supposed to - yet the same media appears to pussy-foot around Trump, who I guarantee knows a fraction of what Johnson knows about both domestic and foreign issues. A gaffe like this is usually enough to sink a candidate's chances. Yet Trump can repeatedly demonstrate he doesn't know what he's talking about, and TV journalists don't jump on those gaffes. They should be latching on to every mistake Trump makes like a lion going after a baby elephant. Instead, most fail to follow-up on his bogus and/or ignorant claims, like we saw Matt Lauer did during last night's town hall.","Yeah, I hear CNN loves Trump." +When Hillary releases those missing emails and releases a comprehensive medical report.,I am sure he would +Anyone know what time the update lands? I thought it was gonna be at 12 pm central but I guess not,Coming Soon +"I'm up for this. Not a Big 12 fan, but BYU's policies are concerning to say the least. I'm surprised the NCAA even let's them compete in the league. But then again, they love controlling players off the field as well, so maybe there's some mutual camaraderie.",Yes because BYU's honor code only applies to it's athletes and it's the only honor code in the nation at a university. +"I think Nature's Profit can pretty much always take Nature's Call first. I don't play the hero, but from videos I've seen, there's a real benefit to spawning the Treants early.",ofc teleport for cliff jungling is better +"Trump just shit the bed at the IAVA Commander-in-Chief Forum, giving nonsensical answers to simple questions. Currently, all The_Donald can talk about was how Hillary sounded raspy. If that forum didn't make you cringe and wish for a meteor to strike Trump Towers while he's sleeping, nothing will. It was pathetic.",She also had something in her ear too.. +First Look at Nintendo Switch,Wow Nintendo up staging Rockstar today. +"I finally found one, guys!",You found 7 +The last thing you searched for on Google will kill you. How will you die?,"'Prot paladin stat priority' Am I gonna die of too much crit, not enough verse?" +Very cool video thanks OP,"Their channel is pretty awesome, recommend checking them out if you enjoyed that one." +"Gee, boss, hard to collect saplings from reinforced trees and when you're in the end!",Tee-hee! +Wow doesn't say abstain from all alcohol just hard alcohol. If you go by the DC,So does the 3.2% beer count as safe? +"And I feel like most service dogs have a badge that says do not pet, right? Stupid entitled people can't read, apparently.",That doesn't apply to *my* child! +"It's a Fiat, masquerading as a Dodge. Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse.","FIAT Fix It Again, Tony" +"Is my list of stringent but contradictory demands for a partner's qualities that add up to a person who doesn't actually exist anywhere in the world too much? Is that turning people off? No, it's because I'm short, isn't it?","But it is though, I'm obviously the perfect man otherwise." +"I can't tell if you are serious or not... but I'm sure they would create a Caribbean culture floor too if there were enough people who wanted to with a good enough reason. Also, I'm sure white students can live their too if they want.",What so now minority status is only respected if the minority is large enough? +"If I know the person personally and they are my friend, yes lol",Corrupt nazi mods gg +Safe to say Trump won the pre-debate. Left is crying moderator was biased against illary KEK,Well remember how often the left called the moderator a sexist women hater before this town hall +I'm off girls for a while,boys be nervous +"Yes, they are both black rectangles",So they *are the same* +spent many hours playing ascension on this,only if all the new maps where on that +just imagine white only areas - oh the outrage,Everywhere is whites only! +In the FO we trust.,Amen +This is why I hate molt! He's the worst clash royale youtuber!,I definitely screenshot and post how much I hate anyone I lose to in Clash Royale. +Well why don't the poor people just stop being so poor?! It's easy!,These poor people have refrigerators! +Various Items Keys Dominus Arcana Paragon Carbonated Breakout Dot Matrix Dominus Pollo Caliente X-devil Snake Skin Dominus Snake Skin Takumi Whizzle Road Hog XL Low Rider Forest Green Low Rider Crimson Dominus GT,I have 9 keys for the Dominus GT. +Just gorgeous!,How long is she down for? +YOU FRICCIN MORON!!! YOU JUST GOT POYOED,did you call? +"The fuck is wrong with you, dude?","Well, you asked for cool, and you asked for good, so I gift wrapped that for you." +"There's been a lot of great racing on the track, but Ch4 have instead interviewed some guy in a kilt and repeated inspirational a fuckload of times while showing 3 minutes of actual sport in the past 75 minutes. Give it back to the BBC.",It's a bit of a let down considering their coverage of the 2012 Paralympics was brilliant even with the adverts +Isn't it Mutti Merkel?,only for refugees +"Well, that's possible. It's also possible that a sexual assault occurred and they're trying to cover it up, or whatever.",Exeter would never do that +"Apparently, a lot of you look like the mailman.",Lol to be fair to mom he was a damn sexy mailman +A new ball joint woulda been cheaper at that point,But they have a lifetime warranty! +OP understands what it's all about. I'd be happy to drop my plat rank and play with 5 guys in bronze. :'(,I'd gladly trade my friends for a grand Master rank +I just got the new Apple AirPods and their sound is clean!,It's even funnier the 30th time someone does it! +"The talks need to be online before the event is over, if you want to capture news cycle coverage. Nobody is going to do a story about an event that is already over - and it's hard to do a story about an event that's going on without some video to show. Seriously, media is incredibly important here. I can't believe that nobody can get to an internet connection to upload some videos to youtube. At the very least, get videos up at the end of the day to cover the events that occurred, please?",We unfortunately cannot facilitate uploading the videos at the end of the day. +It's always been avoidable. Swipe when the yellow flashes on the screen and you will dodge it just like every other attack.,"You will never get a full 75% damage reduction though, the damage window is larger than all the other moves in the game." +Is Austin Davis still available? Or has he been hired at Costco?,Broncos have him +Duterte accepts chairmanship of ASEAN 2017,Galing talaga ni tatay digong +Is Revelations now the longest Easter Egg to find??? I think revelations will take at least (at this pace) 3 more days to solve. But my main question is this the longest main ee to solve/find in the zombies storyline?,"I mean the Ascension EE is still unsolved, so there's that" +The game being an RPG. The craziest theory of them all.,Came here to post this +Facts,That's how you run a regime! +"I cannot imagine a scenario where he SHOULD be playing next week, but who knows with this league.","Well supposedly he isn't concussed, so he's fine to play even tomorrow!" +I thought we had the same view form last time.,Ohhhh... medyo angular look kasi haha. +When Finland does Youtube without a hydraulic press,Finland doesn't exist so this is just more lies +This would be useful for me. When I get in my car I have to plug in my lightning cable and 3.5 mm cable. I could leave this adapter plugged into those two cables and only have to plug in the adapter.,You and your silly logic.... Just get a new car with Bluetooth. +Can't Count the Times I Was Told It Was Impossible For Us to Win,We wouldn't have won if we weren't dirty rotten no good head hunting meddling kids +Goodell would shit his pants if this happened to Tom Brady. Maybe it has to do with the color of his sk...jersey.,nah he stands up during the anthem... hes one of the good.... erm.... panthers +Bastion goes bananas,Terioth's tip was useful +Former Mesa cop had free rein of Scottsdale jail while serving DUI sentence,but but but- he served for 20 years and has a tat. +Which companies have the best return policy?,Costco +Not sure how it would happen. I think insurgency will continue in important places.,"Yeah it will, but Saudi is not keen on occupying Yemen(they see them as bedouin inferiors/a large portion of saudi is racist against yemeni arabs) they rather want to keep iranians out" +"Over 100,000 People Want Jon Stewart to Host a Presidential Debate",Because he would totally be unbiased! +"Touch of Malice nerf is a huge indicator that the upcoming Raid... would be quite easy with ToM and Blessings. Thus the nerf. Not gonna lie, this makes me feel even more worried about our final Raid before Destiny 2. im afraid that, given it's been sold as a more casual raid experience, if the guns arent amazing the replayability just wont be there like it was in y1. thoughts?",I think the nerf for sidearms is an indicator that it will be extremely effect for the raid. +Yup. You're being a homer. Niners ain't gonna win,"I don't need them to win, just need the day to score more fantasy points." +"Everything is faster, so his arm magically got slower? I don't even understand what you are trying to point out.",Maybe Carson is gonna run slower in the NFL too +OMG. At a university folks. We gotta do something. The feminists are turning our little boys into cucks.,Pretty sure 99% of the dudes thought it was bullshit. +"It seems that the tactic of deliberately being controversial, disrupting things to get headlines and draw attention to themselves just annoys people instead of rallying people to their cause.","Yeah, they should just shut up and continue to be treated like second class citizens like the good old days when times were simpler." +"All nintendo service offline for 6 hours Monday, September 12. Maybe the day of the reveal ?","I am planning on having a shower on Monday, maybe they will reveal the NX then?" +the stradocaster,"Take my upvote for that terrible, terrible pun." +"You miss Bungie? You mean the company that ignored the PC even when they were given the freedom to make Destiny on multiple platforms? Please, Bungie would have been just the same or worse, they've been nothing but a console developer for 17 years now.",Very good point. +When Ana gets bored sniping...,"This has to be fake, Ana POTG's don't exist" +"19-year-old female Kurdish fighter Asia Ramazan Antar has been killed when she reportedly tried to stop an attack by three Islamic State suicide car bombers | Antar, dubbed Kurdish Angelina Jolie by the Western media, had become the poster girl for the YPJ.",And of course everyone care just because she was pretty. +"Interesting, I didn't know that was illegal up until now. I thought a lineman could push a ball carrier like that. Have an upvote for the education lesson lol.",I'm no official but I'm pretty sure that's only illegal in NCAA. +A friend of mine was one of the experts cited in the report of anyone had any specific questions.,I thought racism was dead. +"Scott Walker, fiscal conservative","If you have lawyers, guns, and money, what good is health, education, and welfare?" +"It's not like they removed the something of audio jack importance, but close 2nd.","come on, who actually uses audio jacks anyways." +"So, how do I do this? I am an Android noob.",Why do you even own a Nexus... +Definitely. One of the all-time great voices. The way he says words is pretty much perfect.,it's like pronounciation porn. +"This whole thing is so dumb. If there's one thing she doesn't need, it's a damn earpiece telling her what to say. I don't know how anyone can think that this woman doesn't know what she's talking about.",It was probably a back up just in case she loses her place talking when she has one of those coughing spells that confirm she is just too sick for the job of Commander in Chief +A roll of tape in her hand,I knew those bulbs would make connection +I think that's Rainbow 6 I see in the background,You know it +"Reynad, Im not really sure why. He's the only streamer that can keep my attention for more than 5 minutes.",Nice try reynad +and leper gnome needed to be a 2/1 whose deathrattle only dealt 1 damage,That nerf to Mekgineer Thermaplugg is unreasonable. +"Yeah double ammo on pick only works when heavy bricks drop, which gives the raid gauntlets the advantage imo","That and with the new raid gauntlets you don't need double ammo no pickup, cause the ground is paved with purple." +And today we ask: Why is a bottle of Arizona brand tea or lemonade cheaper than a bottle of water?,Why do you hate America? +And it wasn't Trump's money. It was raised from outside sources. How charitable of him to use other people's money to defend his bank account in court.,"Well, it's called Citizens United, right?" +Plus she's a supervillian,Who has Parkinsons AIDS which she'll die of this week. +How long before they claim Ecuador is working for Clinton?,"No, Ecuador will go to war with Russia!" +"MATCH ME GUYZ, I RAISED $0.00 FOR THE BILLIONAIRES!",I raised $0 for the (((Republican Party))). +"Right-wing people are happier with their sex lives, survey finds",TIL most of Eastern Europe has priapism. +(Spoilers Main) What place in Planetos would you live in and why?,Slavers bay so I could reconnect with my family's plantation-owning roots +"**Thank you!** I rarely ever see this point brought up, which honestly astounds me as it is so utterly common sense. If companies were getting away with paying women less, *then why would they not hire only women*??",Men clearly are better dollar for dollar then women. +Addictive painkiller profiteer donates $500k to fight cannabis legalization in Arizona.,"Damn, and I was going to move to Arizona to experience the bastion of freedom it's known for." +"This is Sean Murrays's life long dream project and now he's got fuck you money. He can stop doing stupid press, worrying about bills, and make the game as awesome as he wants it to be.","Or save his money and spend it on a great real life experience, buy the best PC ever with Vive/Oculus and back Star Citizen at a founder level." +Angel in Gold,Evangelion? +British police force says it may allow female officers to wear burkas as part of uniform,Can see this going down well in Northern Ireland +We have rules of war for a reason. Either follow them or say you not going to. Dont comdemn those that dont when our own militaries do the same. Terrorism has a definate meaning and it should not be watered down.,turkey follows them very much +Eliebot has returned!,"RIP hodor, still too soon" +That poor Dog :/,What dog? +"pssst, Texas Tech is in Lubbock. A&M is the one in College Station",I totally knew that! +1 Wolf ticket please!,Yeah all MMA fighters LOVE and cuddle with each other and pretend to have beefs just to sell tickets. +A different take on Wells Fargo: This looks more like a vast uprising of low-paid and ill-treated Wells Fargo employees against their bosses.,Sure it does. +A normal tv with hdmi,you peasant. +It's not necessarily nostalgia. Maybe they just prefers the one from 2015; everyone's different.,"No way man if you prefer anything that isnt Current Year, then its nostalgia." +"To people who are surprised Apple made impractical choices with the iPhone 7, let's remember that this is how you charge their fucking mouse.","Well, looks like I better buy another one to use whilst my first mouse charges.." +i didnt know there where stylists?!,quality photo right here +There is nothing to woosh at,Diamond is the true elo hell +Business is business,Wow... that kind of fine might make your team go under! +What do you think America would be like if Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump had been the first US president?,We'd have built a seawall and made the British pay for it. +"Don't you even dare to suggest it on the reddit. Bashing apple is the pastime on reddit. People here will fight to death proving that their 20 year old pickup is better than a ferrari because it has the same engine volume, but ferrari lacks cup holder option. And the next day will be crying for help when their windows laptop they bought for $350 breaks yet again less than a year after they got it.",But think about all my OPTIONS with the windows laptop +"This is a question from somebody in my clan: If my hero is upgrading during a war, and I decide to gem it, can I use the hero in the war? I tried to duplicate the question much as it was posted in cLan.",If you gem it awake during battle day you can use it offensively at the higher level but it will still be the lower level on defense. +Reconsider.,Care to explain why? +How can you NOT be? Legit pay to play from the head of the state department? That's the type of corruption every american should despise.,beware of jingoistic chants... +Construction uptown? Hi! I'm back in NOLA after 8 years and I was wondering what all the construction on the neutral grounds was for. Are they doing drainage repairs or are they expanding the streetcar lines? It seems like a lot of big projects. Any info is appreciated.,"shortcut to china, should be complete sometime y3k..." +"Santa delivers to every house in a single night, so 4 months is still plenty of time for Obama to go door to door taking guns.",actually that shit happened under bush in New Orleans after Katrina +How do people defend this? Honestly. I never want to hear Trump people say Hillary is bad because she is a war hawk while Trump vows to escalate random jerk Iranians and expand our military.,"Nah, he's a total isolationist." +Sur .... prise!,This is why I don't trust birds +"Also, if you shoot the horse with the AT rocket rifle it can't one shot the horse at full health and the rider takes no splash damage.",It rewards good aim! +Okay so are there two moons or...,"The Diamond's ships are disguised as moons and looking down on earth from above, preparing to strike" +This has an audio jack,No courage. +"A knot tying, portable sweatshop? This will put all of those chinese people out of business!","NOpe, something more fun." +No they don't. Have you seen their memes?,But Sneaky saying welcome to my butthole over and over is the funniest thing ever! +"Harambe stock is plummeting, invest in headphone jacks now!",Jacks UP! +"The best one is when he finds a boy nailing some chick on the side of a road, and he gets behind, nailing the boy in tandem",What lol. +"Apple could make a phone out of actual shit and people will still buy. The innovative new iTurd charges using human energy when inserted comfortably into the user's anus. iLube will be sold separately, as well as AirShit Apps which will allow the user to remotely smell Jony Ives' actual shits as he takes them.",Tell us how you really feel. +Te apuci de un sport si sa nu te astepti sa ai rezultate din prima luna. Eu personal m-am apucat de karate kyokushin la 82 de kg la varsta de 16 ani si la 17 ani am ajuns la 68.,Wut?Eu la 16 ani la 72 de kg eram bat si aveam doar 1.82m +Probably yet another based on feedback from playtesters dumb-down...,Yeah I'd much rather just hit the answer I've memorized from doing it so much than actually have to do math multiple times +I main medic and I was on casual yesterday and the other medic on our team refused to heal anyone who didn't have hats... he even posted in the chat Want a heal? Buy a better hat!,and people say tf2 isn't pay to win +"This new update really sucks, Nvidia burned me with my 970 and now their software is garbage too. #Next card will be AMD.",AMD in 2016 lul +you know that the most of them run at decent 30fps yeh?,but it is cinematic according to a veteran Ubisoft employee +Or a dying video card.,But he gets 120fps +This is why I can't have nice things.,You're not on the right course for nice things if you're drinking coke zero +talk is cheap.,"Yeah, cause Conservative parties sure got more done than just talking about pipelines...." +"It's a matter of tax law in the U.S. Pastors have a lot of lee way in discussing morals, ethics, even political topics for debate. But, of the church wants to retain its non profit status, they need to avoid endorsing candidates.",Omg Christians are so descriminated against in the US it is just like in China or or places where missionaries get murdered. +Fascinating piece. I don't think 'stability' and 'security' are real words anymore. What a gut punch of reality that is.,Damn millennials don't have a hard work ethic and loyalty today +Get a sandwich toaster/press! Everyone else will envy you.,"My flatmates bringing his up again, but won't be here till next weekend - just have to live in squalor till then" +"Extra context: I'm a friend of a musician who shared this post. They're an English, all girl band (in case that isn't clear). To prevent harassment I've taken out all mentions of venues, band names, and even edited the faces in the image to prevent identification. I agree that security *may* have been heavy handed (I can't say, I wasn't there), but I completely disagree this is an issue of racism or sexism.","Sorry, there's no white male witness so didn't happen." +Who's that?,Yeah but they're in different universes idiot +You're saying that having Zimbabwe level inflation isn't a good thing?,Needs more +"We'd missed our flight more than twenty four hours ago, and I'd been on the phone with Linda's parents trying to explain to them what had happened to their daughter. Most of the conversation had consisted of: Just turn on a TV! It's on every channel! The whole airport had been shut down, the goddamn ladies' room had been cordoned off, and at this point estimates were that there were no less than fifty-three people in there, Linda included. At one point they'd taken the door off the hinges and sent people in as a human chain. Just watching it, just looking in from a distance had been nauseating, the white tile warping subtly and curving and seeming to go on forever. Someone's grip had slipped, and another nine people lost to the ladies' room. The survivors had told horror stories about blood and other bodily fluids, toilets clogged and overflowing. They'd eventually had to put the door back up. The plan now was to just blow open a wall on the side of the ladies' room, make it so that it wasn't a room anymore. Current scuttlebutt was about what would happen to the people who were still inside. There was a lot of talk about shaped charges, controlled demolition, words that made my head spin. I was on my knees, praying, when there was a sudden rush of air out of the room, like everyone taking a breath. The door swung open and Linda stepped out, primping her hair, as fine as the moment she'd walked in. Twenty four hours living in an airport had turned me into a goddamn mess. The crowd burst into cheers, rushing around her, two officers ushering her away from the door as she looked around in shock. I was pushing up-current through the crowd, screaming, It's me! Linda, it's me! That's my wife! Oh my god, that's my wife! There were hands on the both of us pushing us forwards, and then she was in my arms again and everyone else mercifully backed away. Linda! I said, and collapsed on my knees, dragging my head down to her waist. Oh my god, Linda, I thought I lost you, you were in there for hours, hours, over a day! Her pretty little eyes blinked and she stared down at me. I - A day? Really? I mean, I knew it was a long time, but I didn't think - I'm just so glad you're safe, I said, and pulled myself up to my feet, kissing her straight on the lips. What the hell happened in there, Linda? What were you doing in there all this time? Well, she said, and frowned slightly and extricated herself from my arms. I don't think it's all that strange, Harry. Do you know how crowded it was in there?","the story is really well-written, but the thing with the human chain and the blood on the wall just doesn't fit with the end..." +How did os3 run on ur 1st gen watch? Im interested to see how faster the os paired with new processor is,I wanna know about the battery life +The hero we need?,"Sure, someone assaulting an infant is definitely a childfree hero!" +"You want her, she's not your friend, she'll never be your friend, because you want her. So stop with this deluding act of referring to her as a friend. She likes you as a friend, it seems shes never said anything otherwise, you're the one causing all this drama. Grow up and put your selfish need to have sex with her aside. That's all this is, you wanna bone her, there will be other women, move along, and don't turn this into some romantic BS.",What a totally reasonable comment and totally not misandry. +Waste of money and time either way. Maybe they could spend some of that money on making sure my STH card works at the fucking kiosks more than half the season.,Are you putting it in right side up? +"Aya Hirano had sex with her band members. Otaku didn't like that. As a result, she couldn't star in any roles that she hadn't already done so, though that might not be the case anymore since I doubt anyone cares now, since that was back in like, 2011.",TIL there are people in this world who prefer sex over more Haruhi +Something that popped in my twitter timeline today,Alonso should have moved towards Perez there. +"Ah yes, lets cite a 10 month old poll from a Democratic affiliated polling group as undeniable fact. 10/10 would r/politics again.","Right, racists flip all the time." +"If TSM gets 1st in this group, quarterfinals should be easy if the 1st seeds in the other groups are ROX, SKT, EDG. But if we don't get 1st seed we will face ROX, SKT or EDG. So yea 1st seed will be the difference between getting out in quarters or making semis.","Ya, then worst case scenario is G2/FW/AHQ and I'm fine with any of those" +Or don't do that.,I was hoping to not have to use the +C'mon guys don't be Goofus.,Politically correct master race. +I am ;) You're becoming an adult when you turn 18 in Germany..,I think what you're missing is that u/vicwood is older than you which of course automatically makes him better than you and means you're a child +"If you think that starts and ends the apt comparisons to totalitarian dictators then you either don't pay attention at all, you're ignorant and uneducated, and/or you're stupid and gullible. The man is a monster and the worst presidential candidate in the history of America and will be for perpetuity. This is not an ad hominem. This is just the truth. If you support Trump, there's something wrong with you. But, to be fair, he's much closer to Mussolini than Hitler. So I'll give you some credit there.","Yes, because calling people stupid, uneducated, and ignorant, is bound to get people on your side." +What is a great song that everybody forgot about?,Baja Men - Who let the dogs out +"What's the best romantic comedy? What's the worst? I just watched Win a Date With Tad Hamilton, and jesus, is it bad. Not just a bad movie, but a bad romantic comedy. The hero is so much more of an asshole than the guy we're supposed to cheer against, and actually gets less screen time than him! It was so...bizarre. It made me wonder if there are many romcoms that are worse.",They're *all* the worst. +Please provide concrete evidence of this blatant corruption please. I'll be waiting.,She's so good at the corruption that it's blatant even though you can't see it +"I believe Carson Wentz is going to be a star, an Andrew Luck type of talent. - @AdamSchein on the rookie QB",Geez let him play first before you call him overrated. +What's that awful song that plays on YT red ads?,Which one? +Fallout: New Vegas will always remain one of the best written RPGs of all time,"So you've seen all the RPGs that will ever be created and that's how you came to this conclusion, right?" +...then I'm most definitely not a chaser.,Yep. +being homeless sucks I've been homeless for about six months now and it's my birthday in six days. I'll be 19. I doubt this matters for anyone really but I so badly want to quit trying to get my life on track and just buy a bunch of drugs and overdose. But yeah. Don't do drugs and stay in school kids.,why are you on reddit +"Also, I think we should talk ALSO about the problems that lead to suicide. Suicide doesn't come only from people that all of sudden decide to suicide. It's not people with suicidal thoughts that commit suicide, there are also (and I bet a lot of) people that spend years in depression, with all sorts of problem that lead to suicide, and they should know about that, not only that people should be talked out of suicide only.","That's why we have a World Depression Prevention Day, man." +"Baby talk, really?",This actually made me shiver with revulsion. +"Wife (left) & our Daughter (right). First days at the same school, photo taken in same house, same place, 24 years apart :)","Wow she nothing like her mother, your wife ever ask for a dna test ?" +A more obvious statement could not exist.,Yet one whose premise people forget all too often. +"100% Guaranteed this will be a farce. In Canberra, they sold... I think it was the ATO or Treasury building for something like $10m and then rented it back. 10 years later, the annual rent is $10m. So, even if they decide to only sell the building, it'll be more expensive 100% guaranteed.",I wonder if anyone in the government at the time pointed that out to them... +"R.I.P Keyboard it was a glorious few months, you will be missed and the puppy that did this to you will receive the silent treatment for a while",I am surprised a Razer product even survived 3 months! +GDTested Is Back?!,"OMG someone is able to put newlines in a levelname, he must be robtop!" +"Yeah. And he wasnt even at the fight. This type of irresponsible meme spreading by journos with large followings pisses me off sometimes. You had a lot of people leaving the fight angry talking shit on the corner, calling it a fix, and then on top of that you're priming people to call Brook a quitter. Keep things like that to yourself unless you got a real reason and evidence behind it. Brook wanted to quit based on a hunch from a guy who wasnt even at the fight.",But it's RJJ! +"Autoattack reset is a concept most players learn before level 30 and when to use Tiamat is generic knowledge at this point. No Xin Zhao-only mechanics here, simply solid all-around play.",I'm just adding a comment. +Those who overuse the word cringe,THE MOST CRINGY USER ON ALL OF THE INTERNET ROASTS ME +"Why mull it? Time for a sequel to Jan 30, 1933 with a new cast.",Wow you're so deep and edgy +IT'SHAPPENING: Banal lyrics + repetitive synth hook = conditioning for upcoming ground invasion of Syria,Yvan eht nioj. +"Seriously, can't believe no one has ever thought about doing that.",You forgot this: +I think they are trying to make natural half ghoul. She might be prego with Nishio baby.,...I feel like the moral of this manga is Don't stick your dick in a Human +AS2 EP4: Drag Movie Shequels live reaction/discussion thread. Mother does not play...xoxo,LIL POUND CAKE! +I hear most of the players have gone Instinct,Ha ha ha ha ... Wait... Oh. +You're only here because of onision's fans aren't you I see you there lurking r/all,Def not me lol. +I'm just here to watch everything get deleted,"She was just very emotional, as she was deeply affected by this tragedy" +"Depends. I felt similar around age 28, and made the decision to move into a shared house full of musicians. My social life exploded as a result, and continues to do so. I live in a major city known for a great night life, but if you live in a small town your options are probably far more limited. Like anything, it depends how much you want it.",Have you ever gotten blacked out drunk with your friends after the age od 28? +Stop bringing Counter-strike to real life.,This isn't a P250 +Found the shill,"Yeah, my three-year account has been a carefully-planned pro-Hillary propaganda machine designed to infiltrate reddit and say a few pro-Hillary statements." +"I mean, he could just hype up Lift^2 instead ya kno","Dude Doublelift is Asian and Bjerg is white, it's obvious who's the american" +"Why does the SPL play on Sundays during the NFL season? Gg SPL, most of us will be glued to the tube watching NFL all day.",A lot of people who watch the SPL won't give two shits about the NFL. +"Why is the prize pool for winning Worlds the same since Season 2? I was looking up some information about worlds, and I stumbled upon the prize pools, the prize pool has been the same since Season 2. I looked up to other eSports games, and saw that they increased their prize pool every season. And I wonder why the prize has been the same for League of Legends since Season 2.",riot is an indie company and they need to save the money for big events ... +Not a single jew? Top bloke.,I know right? +It's literally the GOAT.,GOAT meaning? +"Accidentally turning people vegan? I decided to go vegan about 6 months ago, and a few weeks ago my mother asked about it. I told her all about the health benefits, the environmental benefits, etc. She was intrigued, and decided to go vegan. She's lost 10 pounds, and her hair stylist recently asked her how she lost the weight. My mother told her about her new veganism and sent her a link to Earthlings. Now, her hairstylist AND her hairstylist's daughter are vegan. 3 people are newly vegan because of my change! Does anyone have any new vegan stories similar to mine?","No you vegans wont and can't change anything, its not like you hold any power.." +I'm stupid.,#Use bigger hammer! +Oops didn't see you there,Nice shit post. +"Why is the prize pool for winning Worlds the same since Season 2? I was looking up some information about worlds, and I stumbled upon the prize pools, the prize pool has been the same since Season 2. I looked up to other eSports games, and saw that they increased their prize pool every season. And I wonder why the prize has been the same for League of Legends since Season 2.",cause riot is a small time company without unlimited funds +Delivered.,Thanks bae <3 +"You all need to relax, holy shit.",Obviously we need to fire everyone +Locked in,Good luck! +"I'm not sure if you're joking, but we have over 11,000 teachers",Clearly he wasn't joking. +"I may give it a chance. Personally, I think it's easier to remember to just aim the analog towards the baseline for a reverse and away for a normal lay-in. I feel the analog still works well with post moves for sure, but I can't seem to attempt a post fadeaway without getting red angle feedback. Do you have the same issue? I have a feeling it is unavoidable and maybe doesn't hurt the shot rating in these cases",Yea I was having the same issue on post fades Ive just moved to using the button for it even on absolute I get a lot of red angles so instead of penalizing myself I just went with the button +"They were talking about 10% more efficiency. What that really means, i don't know.",10% more efficiency in making a profit. +"I once sat next to Commander Hadfield on a flight to Winnipeg. He was talking pictures of snow using his blackberry. I asked him if it looked that different down here at 30,000 feet. He said it's obtuse",Many people hold that opinion of Winnipeg +"Im not a trump supporter bro, I'm just sick of this sub",Well if you're not a Trump supporter it can't be a case of false equivalence. +those are point to click,point and click* +It's payback time,"There was no tip on that pipette, perfect example why we are having this reproducibility issue with preclinical studies." +"I have an odd non-sexual fetish/fantasy. I want to do chores for a lady in exchange for basically nothing. However, there is one caveat: I want her to be very forward, rude and controlling with me. How did I develop this fetish? I used to work for a lady who was exactly like this. She would micromanage me like crazy, control everything I was doing and how I was doing it, and was very rude to me and other subordinates. However, eventually some no-life person must have complained, and she toned it down. I still fantasize about taking orders from her.",That's called being a cuck +what are you implying with this never happened? is this video fake?,Should have used +"Ignoring everything in the video, the officer was detaining him for jaywalking???",It's because he's black and has a backpack so he is selling drugs. +She also convienantly forgot everything about classification,Whats C stand for? +Disney employee points out guests self harm scars and offers to take them to Neverland.,"Yeah, because a Disney World employee would embarrass someone in public like this" +Evening Roundtable - 9/11 You can use this thread to discuss whatever is on your mind or share news articles or off topic things that would otherwise not be posted to the sub.,"They cheered Obama's video when they played it at the Cardinals game in Phoenix, this must bode well for our swing state chances right?" +"Rent a weed wacker go nuts- looks like 4 hours of work with a friend. its like $20, if you dont have 20$ - youre doing life wrong.","That's the easy part, the hard part is getting something nice to grow in its place, otherwise 2 weeks later you are back where you started." +"If I ran a McD's, I'd hire that dude and make him a manager. He seems very committed with no obvious gain.",I'd pay him in chicken nugget meals. +Well it's not fun to wait forever just because there can always be a better one out there. Sometimes it's worth to just go for it.,Yeah but won't your life be more fulfilled if you have a max cp 99% perfect IV bulbasaur? +"I wonder if any of these wannabe communist fucks have actually looked at the atrocities they committed. Seriously, they couldn't have.","Bu-But, it works on paper!" +"Today was Matthew Stafford's 19th career game-winning drive, tying him with Tony Romo for most in the NFL since 2011","Psh, I knew Romo wasn't clutch!" +"To me, every tattoo is a white girl tattoo. I never see anyone covered in tatts who's ass I couldn't kick.",Oh shit look at this badass over here. +Relevant username...?,Don't be racist now! +fuck off greenie -- what kind of dipshit writes something like that?,Are you new here? +Idk who u r but hello,Barcode in Element discord +dream on. with our defense Brees will put that out of reach before week 5,"We're playing Cleveland, so not so sure..." +"It's 9/11 today, time to push my agenda!",I guess that's fair since only white people died on 9/11 +"Flags crushed, trashed at Sept. 11 memorial at Southern California college",Can't you see it's just the tolerant left making sure things didn't get littered? +This may be in Romania but these are not Romanians. These are gypsies. Actual Romanian weddings are beautiful. End PSA.,Are the two mutually exclusive? +"While I love Zan, I would have been so eeehh if he won cause he already got the PG sponsor, props to Wrath for taking it!","Nothing wrong with PG PG FAD | Zan, right?" +Make sure you give credit to the user and link the post. What is the funniest Reddit story you've read?,"Hi, i'd like to be on buzzfeed too please!" +"Back when NMS was still on development I wished there would be a scary planet, like full of hostile freaky creatures in which you are scared shitless",Because this creature didn't make it a scary enough planet... +It's fun if you do it to someone else.,Oh I get super excited when I get detonated so so so so excited +Shitstorm? On EU?,No noooooo neveeer +"It is really hard to type my tone of sarcasm, I was really hoping my misspelling of the word inducting would've helped",When in doubt always +An Hiroshima und Nagasaki wird auch noch jedes Jahr gedacht. Alsp denk ich mal lange.,komplett vergleichbar +"Are you literally saying that walking pneumonia can't be cured? because that's moronic. I had it as a kid, I took antibiotics for a couple of weeks, and I was cured.",CTR SHILL STOP LYING! +"Every time Greg takes someone on a trip, something important happens","Too bad Amethyst never got one, Pearl is taking up the story!" +Test crash of Phantom F-4,That's a crazy amount of destruction for something moving so slow +"Changed for better or worse, and what pisses you off?",Obviously it's only a good story there +If only Mary had been on birth control...,"But she was, she was practicing abstinence." +They should have a bench in their honor - A fucking remote bench hidden in the vast wilderness that they donated. It could be a place where solitary hikers could sit and reflect upon what it means to live in a country that appreciated nature enough to create the national park system for all of its residents. They're good people.,The *only* country in the world that does this. +"So in like, 1000 years when they excavate diamonds from our time, they'll hook it up to a computer and say: fuck, what the fuck is this Steam thing they all kept in these stones?","Right, because at some point within those 1000 years, every single piece of data and knowledge will be erased so no one will be able to look it up to find out." +"First off, stop trying to be PC when it comes to NYC. Look who the jails are full of. If it was green Martians, of *course* you'd be wary of green Martians. so let that go, or you could really become a victim on the streets of NYC. If I'm going to be out late, I don't use the car because you never know how far away you're going to have to park. I use a car service and tip the guy to watch me go into the elevator by myself.",look who the jails are full of...nice +"First Ray of Sun! Saxon Switzerland, Germany. Photo by Philipp Zieger.",I see 14. +Libertarian nominee top choice among veterans,"That is very smart of them, they won't have to worry about Veterans health care being bad, there won't be any at all." +Alaska senators resign GOP posts after denouncing Trump,"Alaska really has a problem, a President Trump might sell Alaska back to the Russians to cover his personal debts." +TIL Zarya's airshots are actually really pretty,Zarya's really pretty. +IT'S BEEN 8 YEARS YOU CAN'T KEEP BLAMING EVERYTHING ON BUSH ^^^\s,Slavery ended 150 years ago can we just shut up about it! +When you are lazy,Haven't seen this before +"You literally make no sense. If the target is in miasma for even .25-.5 of a sec and nothing more, that is STILL time that you are able to catch up to them due to slow it provides. Even if it is only 10-20 units of difference, it can be what you need to land Q. It doesn't matter if the slow stays applied or not, dude. You are literally trying to say Them being slowed doesn't help you get closer to them. What are you talking about?",I think we stop cause you dont understand at all what im saying or you dont want it bc an expert is never wrong i guess +I sure hope the pig has a say in this relationship...,This is what happens when we let the gays marry! +Describe each Conquest role as part of the human body.,support is ass +The Worlds Group Stage schedule is now live.,Back to back games gonna be rough... +I hope they do some stuff about the friendzone next lol! Classic nukem.,Unless it's something along the lines of Only pansies whine about the friendzone instead of taking what's theirs it would be completely uncharacteristic of duke. +"mercedes was just super far off the pace in singapore in 2015, apparently due to the heat of the race. They qualified 5th and 6th (off the top of my head, could be wrong), and vettel went on to win the race ahead of them purely on pace.","It was probably because that one guy walking on the track, threw off Hamiltons focus" +Best singed mains are jakehoffman and minishcap1 Best proxy singed main is druiddroid Best singed is looper,"Yeah, pretty much same." +You mean you dislike him because he wears glasses? Strange,Shut up four eyes! +Tranzit 10/10 That is all...,Yeah why did you automatically assume all of us would put Tranzit at 1? +"I love the circlejerk so much. Yes, fuck Fox. Not like they gave us X-Men, X2, First Class, Days of Future Past and Deadpool. YEAH, FUCK FOX!",But the costumes aren't yellow so obviously the movies are fucking terrible. +Tailgate table(s) with every game my father was at,That's just flat out cool as hell. +The rules for soccer are a little different in Japan,r/watchpeopledie +"to a transgender person: you want to cut off all the people that love you unconditionally, just because they won't respect the special snowflake status you've bestowed upon yourself in (most likely) the last year? kill yourself you monstrosity","boy do i love free speech, it sure makes the world better" +"When I say Rogue is stealing I don't mean give them random cards thatll be fun:DD I meant copying cards from opponents hand, maybe deck, and that coin face hitting 2/2 who I forget",[[Cutpurse]] +Is a band. A rather good one.,Pretty fucking sweet live might I add. +"California woman discovers $785 lottery win was actually $785,0000",7 million is quite a bit. +Pusillanimous Hypocrite Ted Cruz Endorses Unhinged Sociopath Donald Trump,So that's where pussy comes from? +"In the recent series PP3D was controlled by an on / off switch on the transmitter which operated a small radio controlled relay (a relay that has a small interface and that plugs directly into the receiver, we will look at these later in the blog when looking at weapon control), this in turn operated a 200A continuous solenoid. Ideally if the kickstarter is successful then I'd like to have fully variable speed control on it however there's only a few speed controllers in existence that can handle the kinds of abuse I will put it through and not let out the magic smoke!","Put it in an airtight box, it'll keep the smoke in." +How to beat Mario (for beginners) - ZeRo,Has zer0 seen this video +"They're only pre-order incentives seem to be free themes at this point, and if they allow us to use our own ours would certainly be better than the ones they offer most times.",But the PS4 is for the players! +***STILL NOT REACTIONARY***,"I was told that if something acts like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, it's a duck no matter what the duck says it is." +Harvard Study Reveals Drug Prices are High in U.S. Because Government Grants Monopoly to Big Pharma,The Government has got to regulate these companies. +"What do you when a genuine, beautiful girl is progressing the relationship way too fast and you're just a college dude just trying to live life?","Dude if she's falling hard, just drop her like it's hot and go treat yourself to a new pair of oakleys." +Lugarugan Art,"Something, something, furry's wet dream." +CNN tries to spins NYC bombing against Trump,Why cant a pressure cooker or several hundred go off in the New's Stations? +"Well, US isn't the only country on earth.",I assume all assholes are from America. +"They were conscripts aged 17-19 and we're promised fair treatment as pows if they surrendered. This, among some other things, is why Russia loves dropping bombs on Islamic folk. I personally agree with their philosophy. Islam refuses to fix its own shit, and is the current world leader in terroristic activity. This goes back to sine guy from the fifties i think who decided Muslims were to materialistic and needed to go back to the basics of their book. Thanks to him (and a few pushes from other countries after the majority of Muslims tin this viewpoint), Muslims managed to regress to where we are now. Yay for assholes",Buh buh buh Religion of peace +So much skill in having a 6m swing and being able to be the most agile character in the game. You're so fucking dumb you're giving me a headache. Try again retard.,How can you complain about Genji's ult not taking skill when there isn't a single ult in this game that takes more skill +Even if I were rich I'd still be trying to bargain for every dollar. What's so bad about him saving money?,If you're rich you should be taxed 100% +"Nox, Anubis, Cabrakan",Fuck you +It isn't necessairly like that. It's just that depending on whether Arsenal win or lose a different crowd is vocal.,Get out of here with your common sense! +Seems like you are my gaming polar opposite. I found myself wanting to skip puzzles so I could get to more documents,"Psshh, go read a book then, nerd." +How do you fuck that up?,"Easy, just be women." +Pogba!!,Haha you got us good Let's sell pogba back to juve for 89p now then +There's an idea. Modifications for aircraft that you can only get with GE that turn them into rare or proposed variants.,"Yes, because pay to win its always a great idea." +Who does AJ wrestle at Mania? And any better ideas than Phenomenal Forearm into RKO? Lol,"Samoa Joe or Bobby Roode, resulting in a TNA chant at WrestleMania" +Well fuck,"Don't worry, it's all natural!" +Sauber recruits former Haas strategist Buscombe,Dicks out for Buscombe +4k USD and only ships to US/Canada.. The future of manufacturing is local outlets.... Dog fooding guys.....,Which is comparable to plasma and laser alternatives of similar size.... +They day I hear a skinhead use the term normies I will eat my fucking hat.,The_Donald said it so it appears you already have. +"Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full. The engineer says... ... the glass is twice the size it needs to be.",No the engineer says the glass has a safety factor of 2. +I don't really know if moon is always sighted one day later in Pakistan after Saudi Arabia or it has become a tradition to assume such.,"iran does the same thing btw, eid should be in the same day world wide, i always go with turkey, they are the only once with a brain, they send people to chile to sight the moon where it should appear first and immediately take decision before any other nation, they are the definition of modern islam and every country should follow" +"Frustrated with Sacramento leaders, armed citizen patrols respond to robberies of Asians","Remember people, you don't need the second amendment because the police will be there." +Ken Block's GYMKHANA NINE: Raw Industrial Playground,"Pfff he obviously had drift mode engaged, easy..." +Face camping is a good way to depip with one kill,You betcha! +"Bruh.... everyone starts off as a soundcloud rapper! Do you feel like your content isn't good enough to make money? DRAMs broccoli just went double platinum. But ur shit can't? Cmon... You gotta believe man, believe!!!!!!",Yeah but Broccoli is heat bro +Silk board right now,Certainly photoshopped. +"Palestinians Say They Need PayPal, But PayPal Isn't Interested",I wonder why +"Not at all Overwatch is a lot more fun, and more team work based Its also a very 'Play Making' centered game","Yeah, the payload gamemode and KoTH gamemode as well as half the heroes are nothing like tf2" +"if I just take the url + '.json', does this give me every comment in the thread?",It gives you the same that you see without the suffix. +"Go ahead and hit up my inbox and I'll get on to get you a few palettes that you want. About 850 hours, I'm all for helping new players into the true endgame of Fasionframe.",im not a new player i have about 700 hours can i also have palettes :\^( +"Am Persian, can confirm scam. There's absolutely no chance someone is going to buy a Persian rug twice, so we don't even bother trying. But come to my night club for a good time.",There's absolutely no chance someone is going to enter a Persian night club twice though +What would you do to a microwavable cake with scizzors or a sewing machine anyways?,"If you make exploding cakes, you must be a psychopath who cannot be trusted with needles or bladea!" +"You have your money taken from you every day and give to others. What do you think it is when the waltons get 7b in tax breaks for wal mart and make 14b profits and you pay taxes? This just redistributes the money to where it benefits the whole and the country, not a select few.",Yeah but the college students didn't earn it or some other bullshit justification. +Trump: Clinton divides people into baskets as if they're objects,Literally objectifying women. +"Closet OP, banned in every game","Might actually go to like a 49% now, her world is completely over!" +"This is the part where I will be angrily told to leave, right? ^^^^I ^^^^totally ^^^^read ^^^^about ^^^^that ^^^^on ^^^^9gag!",Wimps and posers leave the hall +"I have one of those about every 8 hours. The most recent particularly big one was telling my aunt about the abuse (including sexual abuse) my mom has put me through and how I almost committed suicide before I decided on NC/threatened a restraining order when mom wouldn't stop contacting me and straight up stalking me. Then I told her all the stuff going on in my life, and where my new job is. Yeah, so aunt totally wants me to work it out with mom and has told mom everything going on in my life. Cousin finally told me what a fucking idiot I am. I deserve whatever comes of that. Why would I trust my abuser's *sister* with info about my private life? Because I'm fucking dumb, that's why.",Woman can't sexual abuse people though +"I loved National Treasure 1 and 2 for the adventure movie vibe, but I do realise that they aren't exactly *great* movies. What adventure movies should I check out?",Ragnarok. +"I'm pretty desensitized to fucked up shit on the internet. Compared to what I've seen, that was a walk in the park. Still fucked up though. I would probably give the most fucked up thing I've seen to either, ISIS executions and a child being hit by a train and flying towards the camera. Also a woman putting her heel of a high heel into a urethra.",That last one sounds especially...interesting? +"Specs don't kill people, spec wars do!","Specs do kill people, or at least blow up." +NSA head worries about potential Russian hacking of U.S. elections,Let's all give up a little more freedoms so the evil Russians can't hack our elections. +"Need some ideas for chemistry challenges for high school students! I'm teaching high school chemistry this year, and I wanted to come up with a few challenges for the students they would do outside of class and could win a small prize (such as a starbucks gift card... we have a small number of students!) and would help them learn more about chemistry outside the realm of the book. So far I have --- memorizing the periodic table --- conducting an experiment independently (Think science fair!) with a hypothesis and a scientific style write up --- Take a concept in daily life (such as the Li battery overheating issue) and learn about what is happening, propose a solution -- Go to our local science museum and find a topic they are interested in learning more about (within reason) try to find someone who works on that project and interview them about their path to being a scientist and their research (we live in a community with a national lab so this is feasible awesomely enough!) Any other good thoughts!? Come on Chemistry redditers, I'm sure there's some good options out there.","Instead of making them memorize the periodic table, have them do an extended investigation into the uses of a particular element." +"PS4-Are you looking for a quality guild? The Filthy Casuals are actively recruiting to add to our very active roster of players. Why pick the Casuals?: We go out of our way to provide tips/tricks/knowledge that we have gathered through playing. The more knowledge you have in this game the better off you are. We have 8-12 players on every night after 5pm running end game content. We include new guildies in our runs. We go out of our way to include new members into the content we are running. We always have 1-2 PSN chats going full of members running dailies/zones/epics/and other content. We encourage everyone to join and tag along. The Well of Dragons can be a lonely place flying solo! We have no donation expectations of you. A lot of guild require a lot of donations even as a new member. You want to first find out if the guild is even right for you before you decide to start donating. We are what we advertise. Filthy Casuals. Join us. Find out how great it is to play with a bunch of interesting Casuals and a few weird Canadians, and then decide what you wish to donate. We are desperately lacking a healer or 2 and that would enable us to run even more epics groups as we have a lot of dps and some very quality tanks. But honestly if you have a mic, a personality, and the desire to not play this game alone, we may just have the home for you regardless of your class! And honestly, can you ever have enough DPS? Send Murda_City an invite on PS4 and put reddit in the message. Ill add you tonight. Well be on making a ton of AD with this double AD event so come get your chunk!",Is this one of those guild that ask me if im a buff cleric and insults me? +"First they would need to define what infallibility means economically, since it seems rather vague. Are they arguing strictly against ancaps here?","Opinions are dangerous, obviously." +Fat guy doing a regular thing is parent of the year,Not all heroes wear capes. +"I don't hate America, mate. And how on earth do you came to that conclusion in the first place? Before you ask, I'm not a communist either.",I think he forgot the +Sen. Tim Kaine and wife Anne Holton headline rally at ODU's Rollins Hall on Friday,I thought they were in an open marriage. +"Massive Failed opportunity in Fallout 4 So, Salem is pretty near Boston, even a Witchcraft museum appears. The Salem trials used to be lethal, if the accused one survived it was considered a Witch, if it died it died pure and would go to heaven. Why not doing the same with a FEV Vat? You have someone suspect of being a synth. If dipped in the Vat and turned into a Super Mutant then it will be killed due to being a mutie, but will be remembered by who he was in life, if the body doesn't mutates then its a synth, and will be killed for what it was, a dirty synth.","Because FEV was strictly only something Fallout 1 was allowed to use and the last time Bethesda used FEV, they dug up Black Isles grave and pissed in their skull **Hur Dur Durp Hurp**" +The only logical explanation that you like No Man's Sky is you have a crippling cognitive impairment,OP is a cuck! +We reproduce through mitosis.,you mean with bones? +"There's really no good reason why cannabis shouldn't be legal, it's not completely harmless (nothing smoked is harmless) but compared to cigarettes and alcohol it is.",You are obviously not thinking of the children are you +Izzy,* dump a major good dude for a dude with a major lamp * get dumped by dude with major lamp * go back to major good dude saying you had a major epiphany and need him back **MAJOR KEY** +"Against who, criminals? I'll take my chances.",yeah because cops totally respect everyone's second amendment rights +"If this girl is so very smart, why tf would she think Tinder is a good place to meet friends? And why would she mention being a model? Why would a friend care if you're a model or not? Or a communist atheist? This person is obviously too smart for me because I am very confused by all of this.",I bet you don't even know what coitus means. +Who put this man in charge of an outreach program?,"Trump hires the best people, its part of that extreme vetting." +I'd even pay a lot for it,"Just send a bill for the execution to the guy's family, like civilized nations do." +Which characters do you think are the biggest plot devices in the series? Which character in your opinion exists only to advance the plot? Which characters are the biggest plot devices?,Erza Natsu Lucy Juvia +Addiction destroys lives. Let's stop pretending it's heroin all by itself. That's not saving any lives.,Yeah and guns don't kill people +"Ayy, fellow Norwegian GT Bamboo (soon to be) owner! Just hope it does not get stuck in the toll to long..","Yep, hopefully it will be here just in time for winter" +My time on this planet is finite. I've got better things to do with my limited time here.,"No man, apply Warhammer 40k strategy and get feminists and trannies to argue!" +ddos'd bitch,"nah, house power went out, unless our phisher works at excel energy" +"It's not unusual to read about murders committed for money, love, drugs, or pride. I'm not clear where free pizza fits in there. It's kind of money, but not really, because you can't sell a pizza you've already eaten.","If he's willing to kill for it, then in leaning to love" +"I _know_... As a post-mormon, one of the nagging remnants that has continued to bother me is The Spirit. I've had numerous, undeniable, powerful spiritual experiences over the course of my life. I had a burning in the bosom experience on my mission, and I've never been the same since. Until last week I still thought there was some distinction between emotion vs spirit. I wasn't willing to rule that out. Last week that all changed. My wife and I were talking about this exact topic, and I decided to spontaneously do an experiment. I lowered my voice, got that stirring feeling in my breast, and boldly declared: I _know_ Haagen-Dazs is the one true ice cream. BOOM - burning in the bosom. OH SHIT! I reproduced the EXACT same feelings in exactly the same way that I had teaching the gospel for 20 years, only I was testifying about FUCKING ICE CREAM. Even sitting here typing this now, I can get those spirit juices flowing by just saying I Know in a low voice. Check and mate. If I can invoke this spirit to testify of literally _anything_ then it's just emotion. How in the HELL did I not see this as a TBM?",Truth is truth no matter where you find it-even in ice cream. +"Not even ugly, just mostly self-conscious. People make themselves out worse than they actually are.",That's what an ugly person would say +"Rule fuckin' 34, because of course it is.",r/cumontwistedankles It's a thing +Too bad we'll never get to see MJ doing Gangnam Style alongside Kim Jong-Psy.,If you really believe he's dead. +It's got to be tough though when someone is screaming in your face to stay cool and not second guess yourself. Dudes awesome.,Particularly when they are pointing a video camera/cell phone in your face. +Better get a Neo and Scorpio!,But resolution is just a number dude! +Trying to tell me Clinton is less scandal-ridden than Sanders.,Your record just got corrected hard. +"What are they going to do, vote for Hillary? As a conservative, I'm glad the religious right is quickly becoming irrelevant. I don't think any of us, on either side of the aisle, will miss them.",But trump is Hitler! +Do people in other countries have keyboard whose keys correspond to the alphabet or symbols of their language?,"No, all terrorists have to use the character map." +article from 2012 - seriously ?,"Once a nazi, always a nazi, didn't you know it?" +What's the most you would do for $100?,They say sperm is very good for the skin especially the face and bosom +"Parents of reddit who have more than 1 child, which child do you like more, and why?",Clearly the boy +Its not the vaccines themselves but doctors need to remove blood to make room for the vaccine. If they remove too much it causes brain damage which leads to autism. Doctors don't tell parents they are removing blood because the parents would then be able to demand compensation when the blood was sold,You forgot this: +"Wikileaks drops latest Guccifer 2.0 data on Hillary Clinton, DNC, Democrats","Yeah, Donald Trump will be a great President" +"With the new update all Raichu models were updated to be the male version, before that all Raichus had the female model.",DOWN WITH THE PATRIARCHY! +"Anyone ever notice how whenever a woman commits domestic violence they don't actually say domestic violence. They say she beat up her boyfriend or they call it assault. Yet, if a man hit his girlfriend they would repeatedly say domestic violence and just for good measure they'd put a 1-800 number for women to call if they've been abused. Anyone know why this is?",Because men don't get abused. +"At some point, the human driver taking over in error becomes a higher liability than not having a driver at all.",Like choosing to stay on the roadway when a tire goes flat instead of pulling onto the shoulder because the driver can see that the shoulder was washed out? +"Google can ruin the economy. If Google breaks for any reason, Gmail, YouTube, the news in general, and just finding a website becomes harder. It can affect EVERY SECTOR of industry.",Pfft I use bing +Guy Makes Two Videos About Physics 2 Years Ago and Disappears Forever,If I spelled light lite on a youtube video I would also want to disappear forever. +"I know these numbers, but from where???","They must be lost in your mind, keep searching for them." +well hopefully bikers will group up and be more powerful in a pack. also bullet sponge means you shoot at them and they absorb bullets and barely take damage. i think you meant the opposite. im hoping there will be some heavy artillery for the bikers.,I meant that they take all the lead because they don't have any protection. +"As long as the media picks it up and runs with it, this is true, but remember, the media has a lot of stories to choose from, there is no guarantee that they will pick up this story at all.","Yeah, the media is going to jump on a story about a Christian threatening an Atheist" +"Not exactly, second will hit 40 as soon as I even think about touching the gas, fast car.",Good for ripping through residential zones! +"Really? Maybe not in this post, but it is a post on frustration. Hiding it and pretending it's just a few bad eggs isn't helping. Now, there are posts that I have made that aren't of this variety, yet no comment by you? Come on you want constructive conversations but only say something to lash out at the ones complaining? Seems pretty weak.,",o/ +"Derek Smart on Twitter: I've always had a low tolerance threshold for bullshit. since I'm only professionally beholden to gamers who buy my games, all else is noise",Except those gamers who buy his games and don't like them... those guys are clearly SC shills. +Mickey Gail? Another typo by the UFC?,"Let's just blame rebook, it's always them to blame" +"Still no Jazz, per usual","Exactly, why can't we get some Count Basie or Louis Armstrong on a trailer?" +What kind of car was that? Wanna make sure I never ever buy one. That fucking thing evaporated,Show me a car that would survive that. +"what denomination is that? if it's all 1's, that like filling the back of a pickup truck with $1000 in pennies and saying this is what $1000 looks like! when you could have just used 10 $100 bills.",Quarters. +"But... the Spartans *lost* at Thermopylae. Every single one was killed, and the Persians went on to torch Athens.","Yeah, I know, I watched the historically accurate movie." +"The 16GB hard drive will fill up quick, but at least you get 3TB of graphics.",Just gotta compress the shit out of all your files and create a RAM disk on your GPU. +"Sorry, Trump: The economic news is good",The economy is being rigged to make Obama look good. +What's your favorite color and why?,"Red , because it's the color of the blood that drips down my arms when I relieve the pain." +LOL. They wanted to Raid without Saladin and closed the door.,"They clearly reached the check point and it should've pulled him through, Bungie better fix this obvious big before launch." +"Yes, they'll have to sell it. That doesn't mean that the jobs are out of St. Louis","Right, I'm sure Bayer will rent out their same offices to the new company." +"my TM team is +/- 95% atm , i guess lots and lots of ppl who started to play during the launch are getting closer to their first TM rewards too just like me . and 2nd , we have a banner with the most powerful sword TM so far , plus cecil is only 3* so i guess many players got him and now are starting to ask why TM system is so dumb ;)",And now I started wondering why *they* are so dumb +(Spoilers) why are streamers looking for bone parts when df said that we need to find the third reel first,Because it's just a lightning Glitch +"Well, waiting for 1/2 years after that scene would be cruel, expecially for the anime only fan.",This episode was good but it felt a bit to happy and it really needed to be expanded in length so it covered all the important stuff. +spotted the juggalo!,Cool comment +all 4 characters has anyone not put all 4 characters near Each other and see if they say anything usefull,"Yeah I tried that, they just end up debating over who wears the grey hair best." +gg2ez,ggez +TW: Found my Rape Whistle given to me at BYU Freshman Orientation six years ago.,Just once I want to see colleges give out whistles to men so they can blow it when they feel the urge to rape. +Beta program? My 2 Nexus 6ps just got official OTA 7.0. No beta here. No different how they ignore the Bluetooth issue as well. Google has ADD. They just jump from project to project before finishing one *cough* Hangouts *cough* .,Because the entire company works on one thing. +Hillary Clinton.,What a clever and insightful response. +Just!,Just what? +I always love hearing liberals complain that the MSM is against them.,"Yes, that liberal MSM that all but declared Hillary is dying?" +Mesmerized by a balloon,r/unexpected +Who do you think are the worst starting goalies in the NHL?,This won't make anyone mad +Its not the offenses job to stop the defense,It's there job to stop the defense from stopping them though +Climate skeptics aren't skeptics. They assert without evidence that climate change is all a conspiracy without actually looking at any of the data.,"If only they could be skeptical of guy on youtube, but no, he just sounds so confident, that they suspend critical thinking entirely, and believe whatever they here." +Valve broke MvM again because they don't do any regression testing,"Chill dude, it's just an enormous buff for medic and Natascha in MVM" +He's in the Husslepuff house.,Ghettodoor +Never could get into Reach. I had like 5k games under my belt in Halo 3 and I just don't think Reach's maps were anywhere near as memorable.,Different strokes fer different folks +"What smells really good, but tastes like shit, or vice versa?",surstromming +"Is there a way I can stop my period? Well this may be a dumb question but I don't see the point of having a period if I don't want to have children. I've been reading about tubal ligation and apparently it doesn't stop you from bleeding every month. I don't really have cramps, BUT my pms is insane and the cravings are unbearable. Yesterday I went to the store and bought a box of chocolates and didn't even enjoy it. I hope someone can give me advice about this or your experiences with the period after tubal ligation. I think you can stop your period if the uterus is removed, but I heard that surgery is so unnecesary and even dangerous. Sorry if I missed something english is not my first language x",get pregnant +State troopers are investigating a fatality there.,finally they can do something other than writing speeding tickets +racist black man,Racism = privilege + institutional power so only white people can be racist +Lil Wayne: I've never experienced racism,"I love how they set him up with a question, and when his answer goes against the narrative the liberal media has tried to create, their first response is, BUT HEY GUYS, REMEMBER THE NARRATIVE!" +Who readily holds a shovel like that?,"I don't know, but it's a white guy, so i think the community is pleased now." +Wouldn't it just be more cost effective to make an AI robot that corrals and gases them?,"On a relevant note, Switzerland has robots that tend to their cows" +Trump son: Dad can't release tax returns because then everyone will see them,"Welp, can't argue with that logic.." +Quest **Integrity** Group. Yup.,It's like communist countries that have the name Democratic in their party title +So there is no reserving the space or anything? Your weekends will be 13 people fighting for space? Maybe I'm misunderstanding but without some way to guarantee a weekend once in a while won't we just be subsidizing whomever gets there first each Friday?,"what, you don't think 13 people and their snow bum friends can all come to an agreement when there's a disagreement over who gets to spend time in the house?" +Last battle involvement,People are already leaking the episodes? +Love to see my tax dollars go (in)directly into the pockets of US military contractors.,Aren't you proud to be underwriting systemic violence against Palestine? +This is so funny to me that people think this. Do you still have your life? Yep. Can you still walk? Yes. Are you permanently disabled? Nope. Are you traumatized? Yep. Can you overcome it? Yep. Seems much better to me than being murdered. I'd take it any day over that.,You should be a therapist. +"a power up that reverses the opponents controls would have been cool (Left is now right, tilt forward is tilt back and vice versa)","easily countered, just switch to ball view when trying to defend" +why does it seem like a lot of the time when a school gets some money it spends more on their sports than they do on education?,"Because colleges are about sports, not education!" +"TIL After doctors in Texas declared a man 'brain dead', ordered denial of food and water, the father of the patient pulled a gun on hospital staff to stop them from killing him and served time in jail -- the patient is alive today","see, guns save lives" +"He is going to cut spending but not the the stuff that makes up the vast majority of the budget while cutting taxes, yet he is planning to make an enormous investment in infrastructure and build a giant wall? how does that jive?",He's going to pay off the debt too! +Am still in high school. So many broken legs! Also math possibly,How many legs do you have? +"Wise words from Colin Powell: We have got to stop thinking that a superman or superwoman could come save us as President. Until we super people start fixing things a President won't help. Toss out Congress incumbents that do nothing, fix taxes, fix the infrastructure, get super rich money out of the system, eliminate Gerrymandering, etc. And none of this is presidential.",yeah veto power over all of that doesn't matter +The NYT review reads like the dude just slept through the movie and quizzed people what happened on the way out. He is upset that the main villain who is orchestrating a conspiracy is menacingly conspiratorial. AKA perfectly in tune with his character's motivations. I definitely recommend it.,a bad guy is menacing and conspiratorial oh man that can't work out this movie must suck! +"Nope, that's it. This hunt has gone insane.",NO NO YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE THE CHINESE AND RUSSIAN GIRLS ARE DIRECTLY RELATED TO DORADO IN MEXICO +"Sep. 26 - Please, read this SC forum post before making another post about the september update.","Ok, why there is a cow in the thumbnail?" +"No More Egyptians Will Die of Diarrhea on My Watch! Egypt has a 100% clean water access rate in Urban Areas, and 93% in Rural Areas. This is an amazing accomplishment, but we still suffer the problems of sewage and waste. 17,000 Egyptians die yearly from diarrhea, due to lack of sewage and clean water. Today, the Egyptian Government has announced a new plan Over the next 5 years, with an annual $2.5 Billion budget, we will attempt to build adequate sewage and water treatment facilities in any major urban areas in need of them. We currently are not in an economic position to handle rural areas, but this is a start. We hope to drastically pull down the death rate, and deal with waste far more effectively. Another $500,000 will be allocated to maintenance of water treatment plants, to ensure safe drinking water is provided to everyone. This is a massive undertaking, but it is for an extremely noble cause. We call upon the European Nations to our North, across the Sea, to aid us in providing the aforementioned infrastructure to the Egyptian People. [M] This is a huge undertaking, but it really needs to be done.",We can send 500 million dollars to help with this goal. +"Reddit, What's a knock off that's actually better than the original?",This thread +MRW A guy who knows I'm gay asks me out,Don't you know you just haven't found the right man yet? +Has anyone else ever pulled something this pants-on-head stupid?,I've done this multiple times -_- +"yup pretty much. Last 2 months people have been posting all about their god tier PC specs and there always seems so still be FPS issues. Just happens, no idea why but yeah.","It is the prettiest looking game I've played so I'll deal, thanks." +You must not follow champion league matches...,3 goals against dimitri and blakakovski aint shit against our superior English teams +"I feel like my personality has completely changed, but I'm still entp apparently I'm way less excitable, determined, confident and comfortable with everything. My progress towards all my goals has been non existent. When i read this subreddit I feel like I should be super smart, witty, creative and exciting personality and I just don't feel like that anymore. But internet quizzes still say I'm still entp soo I dunno /Mindless talk","Uhh what, you better start being witty, creative and cool then so you fit perfectly into one of these 16 boxes" +How I feel driving on lower Madison Ave,"Never, ever visit Troy." +So what did you get from the welcome bundle? I got Al'akir as the class legendary and later got Tirion Fordring in one of the packs.,"Only Noteworthy ones are Doomguard, Twisting Nether, Ancient of Lore(Yep..) and Hogger.. Well, I guess I'll make Taunt Warrior work I guess." +Why does it even have to be stated that he is black?,Because black people can't be conservative! +meh. hardly deepest meanest bass ive heard...try fake blood milo otis remix for starters....,Link here please? +Shipashov Update: Vadim Shipachev confirms he will complete his contract in the KHL and consider a move to NHL next season. Said 3-5 teams expressed interest,"But but but, Renaud Lavoie said Montreal wasn't interested in him anymore!" +Nigga how,Learning by heart every single script attacks to the point I can perfectly pass them with eyes closed maybe... Also Hisui's brokeness +"Like, I feel like there's so many options you oughta exhaust before smoking inky paper that isn't even going to burn well. Find a flippin' fruit or veggie around the house! Run to the store and buy an apple! Run to the station and grab some papers!",But then you can't have this dank photography +My Raichu is simultaneously both male and female,How dare you assume its gender! +"Yeah, that's clearly what they're about. Unless you look at things like their voting records, statements, actions.",But but that's so much harder than staying on Reddit with people who hate the same liberals like Hillary that I do! +Trump proposes 35 percent tax on foreign-produced cars,Very Republican of him. +"My favorite from tonight's shift: Guest: Can I please have a salad as a starter? Me: Yes ma'am, all of our salad options are listed here on the bottom right (there are about 7). Guest: I just want a regular salad. Me: ... (thinking WTF is a regular salad?) Guest: (30 seconds later) Maybe I'll just get the Caesar but without Caesar dressing, do you have balsamic? Me: Perhaps you would enjoy this option? (Points to the salad named Balsamic Greens) Guest: Oh yeah that's fine I guess. Me: Thanks for wasting my time, bread will be right out.",HOW DARE YOU NOT HAVE BREAD READY +Muh crony capitalism,But we need *pure* capitalism! +Now that's just vulgar...I don't go for the low brow humor like that.,iambecomegay +"Okay, on the SoCal geography thing..... I grew up in Burbank. Moved on to Sun Valley. (Like totally). Moved to Simi. Moved to Rancho Cucamonga. All my entire young life, the entirety of the Southern California area from Magic Mountain all the way to the furthest reaches of the Inland Empire, like as far as Redlands, etc. was ALL referred to as LA. I know that's made up of many, many cities and several counties. It was just the way I learned to refer to the whole entire Southland. When I met a friend who lived in Costa Mesa, and I said it in front of her, that she lived in LA, she had a hissy fit and educated me on how MUCH folks from Orange County HATE being associated with LA. It wasn't ignorance, just a colloquialism I picked up in youth.",I'm not familiar with California and all of those place names look like they're straight out of a fantasy novel. diff --git a/chunk76.csv b/chunk76.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..aa9c8fc9b2db1fea6d9c47b1fe739bfad352dbac --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk76.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1668 @@ +Input,Output +Block delay is cancer. Title.,I love playing rock paper scissors w/o rock... +I downloaded mp3 da. Enna karumanthiram kelvi ithu?,"i saw duck tales theme song in youtube , i want to download as mp3" +"Yeah, some business about my offspring and all that. He came from one of those backwater places in eastern Europe where the old stories of the gypsies and Transylvania and all that come from. Guy was nuts.",How much weight have you lost? +"As somebody that has worked extensively in food manufacturing, I can tell you that dealing with FDA regulation is an utter pain. It's seriously no fun. The flip side is that I've also seen how wildly wrong things can go. If you're a human that eats food made by other humans, the FDA is a good thing and is probably one reason you're not dead.",Got another Sinclair shill over here. +Can we just get an RTZ Flair so I don't have to keep switching my flair? I just wanna follow my boy to his TI win no matter the team,"The Amount of jumps this kid does, I feel this would be appropriate" +Crazy Master Yi dive by Cowsep,Yi noob champ +This mossy rock looks like a tropical island,Is that Ireland? +Mexico wants to build a border wall with Central America to keep out illegal immigrants,Racists! +"Trump says Hillary will give welfare checks and he will give jobs, but let's take a look at how Democrats and Republicans have performed on job growth over the years (Spoilers: Democrats create more jobs, on average)",That's because the Democrats gave our jobs to immigrants! +$105 lmfao,what you don't think this has tripled retail value? +Um no. Most questions are downvoted when answered so they don't clutter the front page.,And that's not at all off-putting to new players. +"Well, that's definitely not an easy thing to go through for most of the guys, especially those that don't have children of their own or weren't present during an actual birth.","What, you don't like the sight of the placenta coming out?" +"Chevrolet 3-wheel commuter, designed by Shinoda for Chevrolet Engineering Staff.",Yeah I bet this thing didn't impose any major risks. +I guess the vets committing suicide left and right don't have it tough enough.,lol they should suck it up it's not like they were in a war zone like these poor refugees. +Satan also only has 1 T in it.,"Satan, Adolph Hitler, Pol Pot, Benito Mussolini, Vladimir Putin, Man, I think you are on to something" +This must be a new thing because I hadn't heard of it.,I'm proud to be a part of Seattle history! +Is this just once a week or every day?,"My boyfriend *only* blows off our plans once a week, so it's ok" +Z80 Smartwatch Review | Android 5.1 MTK6580 - SIM Slot,"Wait, so is it a Z80 or an MTK6580 ^" +"My buddy did similar to that the other week. Stayed in the party, but muted his mic. Controller turned off and his Kinect picked up as the mic, me and 2 other guys are left listening to the sounds of porn while trying to PvP. Hard not to laugh hysterically","Hey, some of the characters in the game are really hot and you just NEED to get 'er done." +lumberjack is useless now. And I fucking bought him ugh,U forget the +"I think that we are arrived at the point where they would be even happy if it happens, for how much someone keep saying it.",You forgot your +"lmao how? they were cool when they made that track, but something clearly has happened since then, thus the diss.","wait, game never drops diss tracks when he has an album coming out!" +It's pretty well established Trump has horrible taste in food.,"Yes we shouldn't vote for trump because of his taste in food, right guys?" +Hey I'll send you pics tomorrow and work everything out!,"I already made plans with someone else, sorry :(" +Yeah. I have a jet black 7+ on preorder to arrive mid-October so I'm just going to play with this one for the interim.,Your flair is a lie! +"These, besides the supreme Court nomination, are all social issues. Really, the only reason people have any concern over what supreme Court justice is appointed is because of their social agenda.","Yeah, I guess since global warming is a social issue it doesn't matter at all." +"Yep! Many 'Satanists' don't understand that when they are turning the cross around, they are really just praising St. Peter. The inverted cross is even a typical symbol of the papacy, because St. Peter was the first ever pope. Therefore, satanists using the inverted cross think they are doing it for the Antichrist when in reality it is one of the most sacred symbols in the world.","Huh, that's pretty interesting actually thanks for the insight." +I'm already the sexy Ken Bone so I'm thinking bust out the old Jedi robe / lightsaber combo and be Obi Wan Kenboni,He's our only hope. +You'll Have To Break The Law To Eat The 'World's Tastiest Crisps' | Because They're Prison Food.,"Let's be real, if the title straight up told us the best crisps were prison food, we'd be more likely to click on the link." +"My abusive ex-husband sent me a long, impersonal email three years after I left him. My favorite part was: We should get back together. I don't want to be with you, but by some miracle of God, I might grow to tolerate or even enjoy your company. He was serious. I laughed for about two minutes and then sent screenshots to my boyfriend.","Woah, sick negz game dog!" +Go to stat central then recent games then find the opponent you want to check and click on them and click challenge,Thanks +"Quick question about leveling I don't remember where i read it, but, because of the increase in story xp, is the general thought at the moment: do everthing through cinderlands, then just do story/yellow in Moonwater and above? is that correct?",you can just do only story if you want and you will still get hm4 +"If you could change the dress code to anything at all, what would it be?","Skirts, and I guess the ladies could wear them too" +"can't blame nz ping unless youre on dial up, never failed jad due to nz ping","This tbh, am from nz, never had a problem in fight caves" +"Nah nah nah, not European bacon, *BRITISH* bacon. It's god-tier.",Well after eating American bacon any bacon from any part of Europe is better. +Dude. We get it. There have been countless think pieces about the disappointing summer blockbusters of 2016. Let's put those disappointments aside and look forward to the possibilities of the fall/winter release schedule. Or start looking for the tinier films; The unexpected pleasures to be had this year. Don't get caught up in hype man. Giant corporate blockbusters are rarely the most enjoyable films of the year.,I'm sorry but the only movies that matter are blockbuster movies made after 2010 +It is gonna be a great side card in frogazoic,And you're now a terrible person. +I guess the Chinese characters didn't tip you off,or the guy speaking asian this is ^^ +"The Demcorats have demonstrated that they have no Moral High ground. Clearly they were going to use this just before the election. What a bunch of trailer trash, sleazy, dirty politicians. What did you think is gong happen? That everybody is going to say oh, look at the lewd man, he shouldn't be running the country? Is that it? The Democrats have created this disaster themselves. They cheated during the Primaries, they colluded with the Media, and now work with the Media for the early Nov. Surprise. Guess what, there is going to be a backlash against NEGATIVE ATTACKS! Did you think there is going to be a groundswell of support for a party that plays dirty politics? WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE GOOD GUYS!!!!! And Now you've turned the Democrats into no better than trailer trash.",Lol found the triggered Trumpet. +The tip lingered there for the entire game. Unfortunately there wasn't a Jester.,"can we just talk about how useless the tips are i want tips like don't fucking metagame or there can be more than one spy or sheriff, not this superobvious jetsers want to be hanged or fish can roll bullshit" +Jane Goodall: Trump debates like a chimp in a dominance ritual,I guess when you're a hammer everything looks like a nail. +Your spelling has given away your intellect. Or lack thereof.,"Yea, fat fingers and autocorrect are a bitch on mobile." +i hope people remember that censorship is bad the next time frank cho draws some outrage,"I hope people remember that this is censorship the next time frank cho draws some outrage, rather than toss the word around meaninglessly." +"I'm going to try to **NOT** sound like a condescending asshole here. If you haven't done brakes before, and you haven't had training to do brakes, and you don't have anyone that knows what they are doing to show you-- DON'T DO YOUR OWN BRAKES. Brakes are safety equipment, both for you and other drivers. You screw up and you will injure more than just yourself. I don't care how many videos there are on youtube about your car and how easy people say it is, just **DON'T**. I could answer your questions, that would be the non-asshole thing of me to do, but based on your questions, answering them would be irresponsible of me because you should not be doing a brake job.","But he's just doing 1, so He's got 3 other ones to save him :)" +Founder Of Black Men For Bernie Launching Pro-Trump Effort,Surely this time will work +"If you're white though, that automatically makes you racist. There's a plethora of this on the internet already.",ya-huh... that's totally what liberals think +Hell no! They're buying cars with CVTs in them. What do they care about performance?,I think you dropped as +"Wait, I don't get it... So if you are offended by the actions of a church leader, it's your fault for being offended. But if a girl shows some skin, and a male has impure thoughts, it's the girls fault?",Makes sense to me. +Because I got the Wii version of Twilight Princess and regretted not getting the real version for 8 years.,But 'dat widescreen doe +If you had $1 for every year the universe has existed (approximately 13.8 billion years). You wouldn't even make the top 50 on the Forbes list.,"Wouldn't you only have 2,016 dollars?" +"Yeah, what in the world? The announcement trailer too. What is this, 2008?",Gotta save that bandwidth! +Which dynamic duo on Monstercat is your favorite?,But Tristam & Braken is one person +Or they could do something like D3 where if you click on one it picks them all up.,it would also be great if they game stroked us off and fed us cheetos without touching the mouse. +"I like how you were downvoted as if red lining is some made up liberal theory and not an actual recognized thing that happened, documented in plenty of sociological texts looking not only at racial inequality but also at demography.","Eh, everyone knows sociologists are a bunch of liberals out to use academia to push the liberal agenda." +Algerian Teens charged for raping a french national near Eiffel Tower,SHOCKING +"Female, but identifies as a male.",Well my character is a genderfluind identity special Snowflake xer person too +choosing a 1911 over a glock. I know sidearms aren't really used but still,"Exactly, if he's walking around on a base might as well have a bitchin' 1911 to show off!" +Seems kinda noisy to me.,I can assure you It was a quiet day +3 weeks into school and I already miss the cheap and convenient food Malaysia has to offer. I can't justify paying $6 for a box of sesame chicken rice when I know I can easily get the same amount of food from a Zhap Fan stall for RM8 back home.,Dollar for dollar you're still up by 2 bucks? +anyone know if i would b able to stream it through their website? thankx :),You need to have a phone or internet service with Optus to stream it. +Basically anyone without any reliable form of mobility.,Gonna play susano +"I mean, I like his kit for all modes other than conquest. He is a beast in clash. But for conquest he just isn't good enough. Yes he can split push, but you dont pick your jungler on that merit alone. Pretty much every assassin is better in the jungle... Pretty much every warrior is better than him in solo... And pretty much every hunter is better as and ADC. Split pushing is something your team does when it needs to react to an offensive play by the enemy, but cant deal with it head on/needs to split the enemy team up because they cant team fight on the same level. Its a reactionary thing.You don't go into picks and bans thinking 'What we need here is split-push potential' Because of this, there really is no reason to pick Loki in conquest. He is outmatched by almost every other god in their perspective role. This is besides the fact that his kit encourages the developments of bad habits.",Support loki op +"Why are they always buffing A/A+ tier gods? Most buffs they give are to them, instead of nerfing S to their level. I mean this just makes the problem even worse. They also almost never buff B/B+/C for some reason. Now that we heard Scylla will be in the next patch notes it will probably be a buff, even now that she is nice and balanced in A tier when so many more mages need it even more. Why do they buff balanced A tier gods and why won't they nerf the S tiers?",They know what they are doing +This is distinctly American and I've been trying to figure out why for so long now.,"Anyone trying to better themselves is an asshole and needs to be yelled at, duh!" +Trust Arsenal to make things more difficult than necessary,"Arsenal absolutely dominating the match and up at half time, absolutely classic arsenal right why are we so shit" +I hate my English teacher with q passion,"Wow, a teacher actually expects you to do work...fuck her man." +If you follow through on this (pics or it didn't happen) I'll play Metroid: Other M.,.... Dude... I don't know if I could let you do that... That is just cruel and unusual punishment.... +I think marvel is afraid that if they retcon it they have to accept they made a huge mistake in the first place,Because that will surely hurt their reputation and it's clear no comic book company can get some good done and regain fan trust after acknowledging their mistake +Being Able to Upgrade Stats to 10 This may sound like a stupid idea at first but hear me out. If people were able to upgrade their stats to 10 instead of 7 there would be alot more variety in classes as people wouldn't just immediately go to max a stat like damage or health or whatever stat you would normally max. And you may be thinking that this would make so many classes op (I don't know how) and that it wouldn't be very fair or something. But even though someone could make a 10 bullet speed overlord or something that would probably be overpowered it balances out as they would have to sacrifice other stats to max it. Even though this would make the smashers pretty pointless I think it would still be good because it would allow much more variety in the common classes. First reddit post btw and this is the main reason I made this account but I've been playing diep for a while so I look forward to participating with the community. I know this probably won't get noticed but I still feel the need to post this to get it out there :),Imagine landmine with 3/10/10/10 A god among tanks. +"Saudi 'royal' allegedly involved in terrorism, claims Guantanamo prisoner",why would he lie +What would the best possible post-credits scene in Wonder Woman?,Sex scene with Bruce +"No signal while changing lanes, eh?",Didn't the sparks suffice? +It also came out on blu ray 4 days ago...,"Then his opinion is invalid because these movies are for the fans and the real fans would have seen them in theaters, discussion over." +"I mean, what do you expect? We've put this into the private sector. If it was a public forum ran publicly, then it would be different.",But the free market is the best solution for everything. +"Well, I'm British and living in Canada, I hate the Canadian/American accent. I like the stereotypical British accent though. One girl I knew was Danish, she sounded great. Also, Alicia Vikander, one of my favourite actresses, I am in love with her accent.","Dunno what to tell you mate, you need Jesus." +I should have said it. Loss of XP for killing.,That discourages Darwinism. +"Dude, on phone you can use wifi, what the fuck are you using 20GB a month on.","If he's out most days, using 20GB of data isn't difficult." +"Pretty much, you can assume that the whispers in the following seasons are the same thing: the people who have died on the island whispering randomly about what is happening to the survivors.","Yeah I guess, but it would be fun to know exactly what they're saying!" +"Whoever wins, we all lose.",Unless by the luck of the universe they both die +"I didn't know you had a reddit! Thanks for everything you do for magic, and for being so direct to the community about things like this! :)",He's done an ama in the past. +2015 modern included Summer Bloom though...,Twin helped keep that in line. +Company taking tips if tills are down. I work at a nightclub and as per the title our managers take any shortfall from the tills out of our tips. What can I do about this? I intend to talk to the managers and try to resolve it amicably first but I would like to go into the conversation knowing what laws are being broken and what action I can take if they refuse to play fair. Thanks,I assume theyre generous and give out the free money if the tills are over! +The Civil War took place in the 1860s.,But the civil war wasn't about slavery. +at least it was never #12 on XBL,Oh yea because 2007 FPS market and 2016 FPS market is the same +What's the creepiest creature from your country's folklore?,Fucking randy bobandy +He's black.,You dropped this- +Call them elemental sticks to save confusion.,*stacks +*STILL SCREAMING IN AGONY*,The screams of a theory that is slowly dying due to the evidence being details really overlooked +How so? The character designs are more like WoW than Overwatch. It seems like a crossover rather than simply a game influenced by it having the same art team.,This is one of the few times I hope youre trolling since the alternative is that youre really that stupid. +HARA-KIRI!,SUDOKU +I've never seen her before! What a gift,"GIF actually, but typos happen." +"The timing of everything was spot on, the panic at the window shade, and the little cursor movement at the end; haha. On a side note: It's humbling to see a gif run ArmA better than my computer can.",Why don't you stop being poor and not buy food and buy a new graphics card and processor. +Love it! Happy birthday cuz,Thanks homie +"Uniqlo flannel sizing I wanted to buy some flannel shirts from uniqlo to try them out but am unsure about which size to get. Im 5'10 and weigh 160 lbs, chest measures about 40 inches. Should i go with a small or a medium?",I'm 5'8 ~ 170 and I have a small +JIO's unlimited internet is just 200 GB,"Yeah, with that tiny limit it is very difficult to fill the multi terabyte hard-disks quickly." +"Airport noise pollution G'day Perth Redditors I am planning on moving to one of the suburbs to the East of the Perth CBD (Victoria Park, St James, Bentley, Midland) area. Does anyone that lives in this general area have any comments on what the noise pollution from the airport is like?","Just move wherever then complain to council about the noise, like that f*@%head near the airport who got the RAC driving centre shut down." +So what do they say when you point the contradiction to them?,"You know they will say take the guns away from cops, too." +Kyle Busch's truck too low in rear in postrace inspection,Kyle Busch is a dirty driver +"This. For those who haven't read it: A Silence of Three Parts IT WAS NIGHT AGAIN. The Waystone Inn lay in silence, and it was a silence of three parts. The most obvious part was a hollow, echoing quiet, made by things that were lacking. If there had been a wind it would have sighed through the trees, set the inn's sign creaking on its hooks, and brushed the silence down the road like trailing autumn leaves. If there had been a crowd, even a handful of men inside the inn, they would have filled the silence with conversation and laughter, the clatter and clamor one expects from a drinking house during the dark hours of night. If there had been music .. . but no, of course there was no music. In fact there were none of these things, and so the silence remained. Inside the Waystone a pair of men huddled at one corner of the bar. They drank with quiet determination, avoiding serious discussions of troubling news. In doing this they added a small, sullen silence to the larger, hollow one. It made an alloy of sorts, a counterpoint. The third silence was not an easy thing to notice. If you listened for an hour, you might begin to feel it in the wooden floor underfoot and in the rough, splintering barrels behind the bar. It was in the weight of the black stone hearth that held the heat of a long dead fire. It was in the slow back and forth of a white linen cloth rubbing along the grain of the bar. And it was in the hands of the man who stood there, polishing a stretch of mahogany that already gleamed in the lamplight. The man had true-red hair, red as flame. His eyes were dark and distant, and he moved with the subtle certainty that comes from knowing many things. The Waystone was his, just as the third silence was his. This was appropriate, as it was the greatest silence of the three, wrapping the others inside itself. It was deep and wide as autumn's ending. It was heavy as a great river-smooth stone. It was the patient, cut-flower sound of a man who is waiting to die.",Rothfuss gives me the impression that I'm reading so much for such a little bit of information and that I'm reading so little for so much information; all at the same time. +Mike Pence Says His Role Model for Vice President is Dick Cheney,"Oh, now I'm totally convinced." +Holding doors open is a microaggression and this comic makes me want to scoop out my eyes with a melon baller,I was called? +"Hilary and the future. I am reading all this stuff about Hilary and seeing her health fail on the TV. But if she is really that bad, why carry on doing it? She has a daughter her self, and i think she has grand children. Why not just give all this up, and spend time with your family with whatever time you have left? Why is she putting her self through this gruelling schedule?",becus she has made it her mision to save americu from the evil donild trump +Don't forget use the military to keep the presidency indefinitely. ^^^I ^^^know ^^^people ^^^who ^^^believe ^^^this.,"he wasn't trying to bring the troops home, HE'S INVADING AMERICA." +"Makes more sense, that's augmented reality.","If I can't play duck hunt in a crowded mall, what's the point of AR then?" +How do you link to a worse quality version of something posted twelve hours ago?,"They thought if they posted a link that w ain't identical, nobody would notice." +Stockbroker accused of rape 'thought woman was crying due to the size of his penis',Because you don't stop when your partner is crying during sex or anything. +Malygos Druid doesn't play malygos like most malygos decks play. You really use maly for a final 10-15 damage + develop a threat that requires immediate removal. The rest of the deck plays exactly like regular yogg Druid.,and that is to rely yogg to win your game? +"Saying orange isn't likely to get a remaster is a little subjective, tbh. You could say that about a few gods you still have unmarked, if skin is the factor.",yeah give me that sexy updated ymir mastery +"Just play real competitive, not valves stupid attempt at it",But class and weapon bans are not fair and ruin the fun even though they dont +They're not his family,But I thought goten was black +How to destroy your house with a tree,I like how he just tosses his ax at the end - I quit +VP Fans Have Signs Indicating Which Site C9 Are At?,"As we can clearly see, c9 can only lose finals when the other team cheats" +"Are you seriously just sitting there, afk all day, just to try and draw attention to your mount? I mean you're more than welcome to do whatever you want but you do come off as a little pathetic.",You should report him for harassing you and spending your cash... +It's not him it's the system. He's another Matt Cassel,"Except when Brady succeeds, then it's him and not the system." +I appreciate the deep balls,then ur gonna love me ;) +Official Game Thread: Oakland Raiders (2-1) at Baltimore Ravens (3-0) ...,Does anybody know Ed Hochuli's personal address? +"Yeah! Unless, you know, they actually face good competition. But outside of that though, he can roll over duke, wake forest, boston college, etc all year long!!",Yeah because he surely couldn't do what he's doing now in the BIG 12. +^ point proven via irony.,Note your downvotes cowboy. +The Scooby Doo Nightmare,This one is also wearing a bra +Best moment of today's game - spanking the lunch.,Why does that seem like a thing Jim Caldwell would do. +Can we get Spartans to shout HAIL HYDRA when they pick up the Hydra Launcher? Maybe just make it a 1% chance. Even Spartans are secret Hydra agents.,"Nah, it would cause too many issues with the Lore of Marvel" +wrong way round there mate,In my defense i just woke up when I posted that +And they all drive 1999 toyota cause anything else is would be a waste.,"I dunno, a Supra or MR2 sounds like something personal finance would stay away from..." +Why just 1.9?,"My server version is 1.9.4 due to a few plugin bugs with 1.10, so when I implement it, it will be using the 1.9 version (but still the most recent update)." +I think hate is the only thing holding this sub together.,But what about all these epic screenshots and wallpapers? +Landon Donovan goal vs Sporting KC (2-2),Hope he makes the 2018 World Cup +"This picture from Strasbourg, France.","Because if you don't modify the photos, Strasbourg looks like a real shithole." +Rumor is there is another tape coming out with Trump calling Obama the N Word.,I hope not. +Proof?,Feels +you mean armory?,Nein. +As I walked by gate 4 I could hear people coming down the ramp close to there chanting Fire Bradley.,We did that down at Gate 3 also +yea but a halfway decent air cooler is so much better and usually quieter if you gonna spend $600+ on a gpu a 30-50 hsf is worth it,"What's he need an air cooler for, the whole board is in the open." +Serious Sam VR Menu / Loadout Judder Running a GTX 1080 and Serious Sam runs great during level gameplay but when at a menu or loadout screen I get fairly severe frame judder. Is anyone else seeing this? Once again gameplay is smooth as silk. The loadout screen is giving me a headache.,Yes same with me on a 1080 +Why couldn't he just shoot the tires. So much senseless violence.,And why didn't that off-duty cop simply shoot the knife out of that guy's hands? +How long shall I survive?,3 +Should've kept the door closed.,Besides the quick trigger we commend you for the helmet sir. +2H Earthquake Deathless Shaper,Life not viable. +"Event, but I'm not going to lie, I used a cheat trait from a mod (I don't have Reaper's Due). The upside is that I can grant immortality to any NPC I want.",I ask because immortal Charlemagne sounds like some sweet Song of Roland crap. +Fucking savage,"you think she's not Nexus anymore, go ahead ~~fall right into our plan~~" +To Indiana from California,"I meant where in Indiana, but you don't have to say if that's to personal." +"Some men search for the potential factor as well. Haha no. Men and women are different. The primary quality men look for in a wife are youth, beauty and willingness to have sex. This is why men don't want their wives to change when they marry them. Well anyhow so according to this harpy, women have the right, indeed the responsibility, to nag and pressure their husbands into earning more. To be only fair, then men should have the right to nag their wives into keeping slim and giving them sex.",But that's rape culture! +Cat on tinder for more crazy bitches = new form of desperate,Someone's bitter. +Until I saw the Quebec tag I couldn't figure out how travel time from the Toronto islands to downtown Toronto was relevant.,There *was* only one city mentioned in the title. +He killed two NPCs. Not three.,woosh +Texas is overrated,OU isn't though. +"Well, Gandhi was proficient in English (he was a lawyer in South Africa before he led the independence movement). And one assumes Hitler would have had translators.","If he was that proficient in English, wouldn't there have been fewer errors?" +The Vikings may have lost Adrian Peterson for the rest of the season. The Vikings are now a serious Superbowl contender.,How did he even make it in the league +Right!?! So spoiled on elite play. They are saying how shit he was last season and is this season. If 3800 yds 31 TDs 8 ints is bad sign me up for those horrible QBs!,We just got one of those horrible QBs though! +"Mayan Gods are filthy Ah Puch's corpses, AMC's beehives, Cabrakan's walls, Chaac's rainy axe... And now Cama's essence pools! And they just leave them lying all around the battlefield! Someone really needs to give these boys some brooms.","Damn dirty, me..." +Friend suggested I share my fan art (of Duwang gang and a disposable camera) here!,"Not a BroCam, 0/10" +"I understand what you're trying to say, but no...sorry that's not how it works.",Thank you Grand Arbiter of How It Works! +I never knew 26 was old,"He turned 27 last month, actually." +"2016: The year we looked into the memes, and the memes looked back... also maybe the DNC shouldn't have picked such an awful nominee, take your pick",Yeah the DNC picked a horrible candidate. +"I couldn't beat last U++ motivational thread. So that's my case and I'm pretty hurt, more than I'd like to admit. I entered really high in my spirits, hoping to have a hard but well earned victory... But that motley crew they call Disciplinary Commitee whipped me really hard. I'm not even talking about CM, I'm not so far in the game. Since I first beat an U++, I've never found myself so troubled in a battle, and in the end, the event has finished before I've found a way to succeed. But hey, do you know what? The world doesn't end with this. New U++ will come which we will be able to overcome, I'm sure of that! Always keep your hopes, fellow keepers! WITH OUR DRAWS AND HONES, SOMEDAY WE'LL PIERCE THE HEAVENS! :)",noob. +I use ability that give back hp,"That was illuminating, really, how did we never think of that?" +I believe this is how the mega minion was created,No man they took it from mehhh +The Himalayan glaciers are predicted to melt by 2009.,They've melted already? +Fey forest has players that can kill meldita?,You forgot something: +How not to inflate a tire with fire,Almoooooosst had it +Supposably. Just don't talk to me.,"I have supposable thumbs, does that count?" +Use This Emoji To Stop Bullying,"Kid 1: LOL ur a faggit go die lolzr memes rawr Kid 2: *eye emoji* Kid1: OH SHIT THIS GUY MEANS BUSINESS, IM OUTTA HERE" +Which isn't surprising at all once you realize it makes you 76% more convincing.,"Kinda like how 100% of cancer patients drink water, therefore water is linked to cancer!" +I'm a male. This doesn't affect me at the moment but what the hell? This doesn't even make monetary sense!,Because adding more heads to their mindless war-games is already enough payment. +"The more a movie relies on adult content, the more immature it is.",Because maturity is defined by what jokes you find funny... +"His first movie is literally the Mummy Returns, followed by a spin off of Mummy Returns. I don't really think we can pretend there was some time period where the Rock was only picking interesting projects.",Oh no I'm sorry I offended you for not going far enough back in the timeline to count when he wasn't considered a real actor. +Seminal day in history: Pepper Hicks admits to being a centaur. #shoes up,# #Hoovesup +"I saw this UF quote on Twitter, but can't confirm the validity Does anyone have a link to the video of the show? I don't know if it is authentic, but nowadays who really knows for certain? Here is the quote: We're approaching this game like we did U Mass & North Texas. Level of competition is about the same. Jim McElwain on his show.",Damn McElwain throwing shade at Kentucky like that. +He borrows from the jews now. Makes it move much faster.,Damn jews trying to control the world. +"YOU DO NOT NEED TO PRE-LOAD ROI, YOU DID IT LAST WEEK The 15gb patch was ROI, please stop posting this.",I can't believe Bungo is selling us content that's already in the game. +I climbed Mt. Blanc in France and the sunrise brought me to tears.,usually I am brought to tears by reposts but this will do +Benzos are a dreadful drug to get hooked on to.,not if you crush them up and snort them +"Oh yes, the good old Respect Islam or Muslims will turn into terrorists argument.","silly fool, the more you say islam has something to do with terrorism, the more itll drive muslims towards terrorism, which has nothing to do with islam." +After 2950 stones,That's a load of bull... +"Dude...fsu is one of the top 3 recruiting schools in the country. You can't lose like that with that amount of talent. Worse loss in school history during a time when we have some of the best talent. You can't just write that off as oh well, rough game not our year. There is a serious problem with our coaching staff for this kind of loss to happen.","You're right, they should fire everyone and start over" +Especially with the schedule the Pats had.,"yeah, houston, miami, and buffalo is a murderers row of games" +Liberals call muslims weak and admit they are triggered by words to commit jihad. Da fuck is wrong with democrats these days?,"Yes, that's precisely what we're saying." +"If you can crew it, you get to bolt a creature every turn while you're attacking for 6 in the air. That's basically unbeatable if your opponent can't kill it or bring you below 3 power in creatures.",It even dodges sorcery speed removal. +"I just read that Donald Trump is 70 years old, which surprised me, so I looked up how old Shillary is...and she's 68! How come she's two years younger but looks 50 years older?",sexism? +well this was an r/unexpected response,"I kinda expected it, but I didn't expect your response to that expected response." +"What is your favorite voice line of any card in Hearthstone? I've always loved the voice acting that goes into these small voice lines and I wanted to personally know what your guys' favorite voice lines were. Mine would probably be N'Zoth's line when he's played, the music and his voice always creep me out a bit.",Put this apple on your head +"When frail white America demands that minorities protest more peacefully, they actually mean silently *and* invisibly.",Yeah anyone who calls for nonviolent protests secretly wants there to be no protests at all. +With NPM support it is going be next web scale language.,HAHA MONGODB AMIRITE +Huma Abedin designated next Secretary of state according to Clinton Emails. Aw Hell NO.,This is not dreadful at all! +"If someone cares, list of a few distros and their kernel versions 4 days ago(default repos, no testing). [15.09.16 09:44] Fedora - 4.7.3 Arch - 4.7.2 Ubuntu - 4.4.0 Debian - 3.16.0 CentOS - 3.10.0",CentOS - my gaming platform of choice. +Explain?,"Because Trump says mean things and Hitler says mean things, so my emotionally guarded self sees the two as the same!" +Square Enix PC games from 50%-75% off,I haven't heard anything bad about Daikatana +"Cops Go On Rampage, Assault, Pepper Spray, Arrest Innocent Bystanders for Filming Them","They were clearly operating withing department policy, they feared for their lives because those cameras could have been guns." +"I don't know how true it is, but here's what I've heard: When a mosquito punctures you, then inject saliva to keep the blood from clotting. When they are done eating they suck the saliva back up. However, they don't get a chance to when you swat them away or kill them, so it stays in you. This is what causes the itch. So just let them do their thang and it won't itch.",Yeah but when you let them do their thing you get diseases so just kill them before they get to you +Because closeted racists and insecure/fearful white people had to contend with the reality of having a minority as president which made them feel threatened.,Totally totes +"I mean, there's shallow on both sides, shallow on looks and shallow on money. Still the image paints a picture nothing but the beard is required for the marriage to work. Go ahead and let your children slip into poverty, it's cool, dad is a wicked D&D GM and knows a ton on MLP.",Yeah its so shallow of people to only date people they're actually attracted to +Deep down inside he knows Masvidal beat him and it still haunts him to this day.,I'm only down voting for the LUL'z but I really did enjoy reading your comment. +boobs,mammaries +can someone explain what happened here? did TuQuick really miss his shots?,It's a well-documented fact that the RK5 deals less damage when shooting someone in the back +"What corn is, A visual aid for shortsighted leaders. late 1950s Soviet","If you look closely, you'll see that the corn kernels are actually pigs." +What Happens If You Microwave an iPhone 7? | It stops working.,"Wow., never would've seen that coming." +Police investigating possible bomb threat after intruder enters at Eagle Mountain elementary school,Obviously a Quaker... They're well known for exactly this kind of behavior. +I seriously don't understand how you get Christian out of that.,Like how you get Christmas from Xmas +"Your litter box will never be that clean again, hope she doesn't do that in the future",She hasn't shown any interest in doing it again since +"Aaaaand it appears the millenials have started to breed. Let's get one thing straight folks. Yes, it was an insult and I meant it. Because let me tell you what a bunch of irritating little shits are out in public every day throwing tantrums with their young parents over this kind of thing. And there the rest of us watch as the parent gives choices so little Johnny can feel like he has a say. Ladies and gentlemen, may in introduce you to tough shit, if you're going to throw a tantrum to get your way, then you don't get anything. It's called parenting, and some things are just not negotiable.",Your kid is gonna have so much respect for you when they're older. +.... im a medic main with 500+ hours never got a friend request from a game as far as i can think,Maybe you just suck +Something extremely tough appears to be coming up with a plan for Isis.,"Well, when you think Obama founded ISIS and isn't even fighting them, it's easy to get scared and need scorched-earth boots-on-the-ground type war to feel safer." +For real. Other great French DJs will be part of the line up.,David Guetta confirmed! +"The ash tray. I saw someone whose house is filled with ash trays from basement to upstairs. He made partitions with doors to make rooms, and each rooms have at least 2 ash trays in them. H O R R I B L E",At least they're not a vaper. +Just found Her....,Miss new booty? +I dont get the mod post. How do you tell a shill from someone being full of shit?,Found the shill! +Philadelphia Eagles (2-0) at Chicago Bears (0-2) Trey Burton looked promising. #BRING BACK PARKEY.,It was only the Bears... +'A bit of practise' turned into a collection of quick paintings this evening,"I just realised that Orion would have to dress like a dragonborn for the intro, had he still been in the show." +Weatherman's amazing Halloween Costume,Rule 1: No screen shots +"Read to their kids. Hell, play with their kids for that matter.",I'm pretty sure that can land you in jail. +It went from 99.97 no mod to 99.13 HR and now 99.83 HDHR. How time passes.....,99% dt next? +They were confident enough to not question it but not enough to go ahead and put the leaves in the coffee.,They are toxic to humans! +"Whats your Favorite Summoner Icon? Why? What's your favorite Summoner Icon, and whats the mini story behind it?",lamb/wolf icon +Still no names yet? They all clad in black armor somehow... A band of bandit?,Rest of Zelnite's crew +"A limerick for you: There once was a man from Peru Who played DotA while eating his shoe The result was his team Began hatching a scheme To end him, and his family too.",Use double enter. +What's a local saying that might give me a clue about where you're from?,Let's go to Rope-A-Hoe tonight +"Yeah totally. Queen Street is going to take a pounding, it's becoming more like an urban Land Rover experience",Just as well Queen Street's quite quiet anyway and totally won't slug up if all the buses from George Street get shoved down it. +"So, racism = okay now?",Only if you are on the right side of history +Which non-visual novel video game would you like to see an anime adaptation of? I think an adaptation of the first 4 Silent Hill games would be pretty awesome. Mainly because both of Re:Zero's OP give that SH vibe Oh also fuck Konami,Deus Ex +how in the fucking fuck do ethnic swedes justify this? only one generation ago this was not an issue - at all. have swedish men become so effeminated by their indoctrination (aka schooling) they're afraid to speak up? RACIST HURRRRR,Yes because being feminine immediately makes you weak +"If something as minor as some lads having a bit of harmless nationalism and fun irritates you, you have serious issues","Yeah, like WW1 had nothing to do with nationalism and patriotism at all." +Doom GO! About the only petition anyone should sign,Oh because that would be the best game to play while bored at school! +What was the last song you sung in the shower?,"Rather appropriately, Shower by Becky G." +I wasn't disagreeing with you either.,Well don't not disagree with me this is the Internet it's not for agreeing with people. +Money Laundering Scheme Exposed: 14 Pro-Clinton Super PACs and Non-Profits Implicated,Hillary has nothing to do with it. +*snickers nefariously*,And thus all the panties in the world went dry. +"Like, on HBO? Sunday night, 6pm pdt. On other sites? Whenever someone grabs the file and puts it up.",But isn't it out on HBO GO now because there is a debate on Sunday or something? +Yo' mama so ugly that Pekka took off his mask and put it on her,*her mask +"Ok, but legendaries introduce completely different ideal rotations. I feel like sim craft did not account for that.",There are legendaries in this game? +Grodd is now a Pokemon,So excited to watch that pokemon be in every single VGC team by default +"773 MP games, and still haven't played the campaign.",Downvoted because opinions. +What if Halo 5 had no reqs?,Downvoted because opinions. +"Help potty training Australian Shepherd puppy! Hello! I've had my Aussie boy home since he was 9 weeks old. I feel like I've been doing everything right - taking him out almost hourly during the day, after he wakes up, plays, etc. He's crate trained, and I take him out every couple of hours overnight as well. He seems to have fully grasped the concept that pottying outside is a good thing - I say the command, he goes, and immediately gets a high value treat. But he what he still doesn't get is that pottying inside is not good. If he has to go, he goes, and will just squat and pee without any warning. I've caught him in the act a few times, and every time I just say a firm no, scoop him up, and immediately bring him outside. Is there something I'm missing or doing wrong?",How long has this been going on? +"we need to ban the the_donald and ban all IP ranges supporting trump until the end of the election, trump is literally using the same techniques Hitler did to get elected, he is a crazy reactionary who has no respect for the constitution. A mobster is a MUCH better choice than a psychopath if they think we are willing to cheat already lets do it, lets rip the voice from their throats at every turn, fascists don't deserve rights we learned the hard way they are a threat to everything.",You forgot the +"Chrome update? I was using Chrome and accidentally closed my window, so I opened a new one. In the new one, a bunch of the formatting is different. The tabs are massive, the fonts are giant, everything seems zoomed in. Is there some way to undo these changes?",Search is a thing. +Sikh man who found bombing suspect: 'I did what every American would have done',shame that he is sikh though :( hopefully he can be treated so he feels better soon! +"I can add to that. .. 4 years ago I noticed a blind spot in my perifery. It started getting worse so I went to the optometrist, then the opthamologist. They had no idea. I got a blessing that stated that the docs would know what the cause was AND that I would be healed. I then went straight to the ER. I spent several days there while they tried every test they could think of. Nothing. I went to a research department for the eye at a university. Nothing. Now I'm blind in my left eye and no one could figure out why. Blessing was no help whatsoever.","It's probably because you would be tempted to look at porn if you still had both eyes, it's really a blessing to keep you safe." +"Galaxy S7 Edge on default, if I'm being entirely honest. Camera's a beast!",please try the zoom :) +"omfg Derek... make up your mind... Either the engine is bad because it's insufficient for the task and their modifications are a waste or there's no engine that is sufficient for the task and they should've built their own, which would've been a waste. You can't have both. Choose.","But its either a cheap cryengine mod, or the tech is years off... its super clear!" +"Their support is excellent and once you're through the setup, it's painless to manage. You'll probably never need to touch it. I can't comment on the other products you're looking at, but Mimecast should definitely be on your radar.","Good to know, thanks again, man." +"Will We Build a Wall Against Chinese Immigrants, Too?","Well, China built a wall, and you don't see any Mexicans running around there do ya?" +I can see this going over very well.,what could possibly go wrong? +Being politically correct. Eventually people will realize it's just a way of pretending to care by doing the least amount possible while simultaneously weaseling out of any discussion that would reveal true beliefs or intentions.,I see a future where this could instead potentially be the only thing socially allowed because of how easily (offended) minorities can get media influence. +"Yeah it's where that saying, dark side of the moon, comes from.",I thought it came from the Pink Floyd album +"You can write it yourself, you can also get free templates online. the higher quality of the document the easier it can be to have it accepted, there are lots of poorly trained people out there who dont know how it works and for them the better it looks the more likely to be accepted first time. Its not about legality its about the hassle, you can just start going by your new name but to get documentation changed you need a deed poll. You could write it on toilet paper and have it witnessed by two people and its technically legal but nobody is going to accept that.","Oh ok, so it's more about how 'official' it looks than it actually being more or less legal." +(RAW SPOILERS) Sick replay angle of THAT spear.,Why does everyone ignore that every wrestler has a move set which they perform in every single match except when talking about Cena or Reigns? +Muslim migrant boat captain faces murder charges for pushing Christians overboard,Glad those peaceful Muslims killed those horrible Christians who were praying so god would sink their boat. +Clinton camp: Trump Foundation as much a charity as Trump U is a college,"ITT: Trump supporters frantically downvoting, deflecting, and claiming CTR has this subreddit dominated even though the front page consists of anti-Hillary posts, and has been that way since she passed out and r/the_Donald subscribers brigaded this subreddit." +The Largest Prison Strike in U.S. History Enters Its Second Week,Nothing to do with law enforcement. +Amy Schumer tries to be funny on the red carpet and does exactly what South Park mocked her for in their last episode.,DAE womyn Rnt funny? +"I hope he's learned to not make that mistake again, just run to the sidelines after throwing a pick andy","Yeah, we need him to dial back his intensity a little." +Is this a Calgary thing?,TRIGGERED +"Exactly. There's so much romance in movies. I don't understand why people can't comprehend portraying a gay romantic situation for kids instead of a straight one without oversexualizing it. It's just about normalizing the idea that being gay is okay and not some taboo topic. The movie doesn't have to deliver a speech against homophobia, just... shows gay couples every once in a while. It's not difficult.",If it's not difficult then why don't you make/fund one yourself? +Everyone knows ABC is a right-wing smear organization.,I really hope this was +I don't get it.,The insurance thing wasn't necessarily true but all the early commenters were outraged at the shitty conservative backwards system anyways. +"same here, i believe most of us do",Maybe its a sign... hidden exotic? +"I never understood the confusion, doesn't the existence of bush planes taking off on water answer the whole thing? It's not like they have underwater props on their pontoons.",But can a bush plane take off traveling upstream on a river? +What do you think the demographics of these new immigrants are? 30k+ are Syrian refugees as indicated in the article. But what about the other 300k?,A good chunk from muslim countries +What can you do for Peoples Peace on International Peace Day ?,bomb the imperialist war mongers +"A friend of mine is an MIT math major, Stanford neuroscience PhD, former Harvard Medical School postdoc, now a professor with her own neuroscience lab, and *a woman*, and I'm pretty sure she supports Clinton.","Well yeah, but you know the woman part is the only reason." +"old error 113, this is not the new ver of the app",Oopsie.. Dint notice. +*Meta: Reposted due to wrong numbering!*,"META: wow, this is surely a vonc worthy offence t b h" +I feel like this app is super unfinished,Well it was important that they meet their 'end of summer' release window. +"You know, a graphic representation of the step-by-step process would probably help a visitor to your site understand what you guys do. I had to dig to figure out the process as follows: choose a style (flats or heels), then choose a sub-style of your initial choice, then choose a material. This is great that you guys can do this, but it's not really evident to the visitor! (genuinely impressed with what you guys can do though). As for marketing, I think a process blog would help. Video content may work here as well. Who makes the shoes? Why did you guys choose these materials? Aside from customization, what makes a pair of your shoes different? Hope that helps. I've got a bit of ecommerce experience so PM if you want some more pointers.","Thanks, will take you up on that!" +Phoenix is only in his mid 30ties. He won't retire for another 30 years. :D,AA7 takes place 30 years later where Phoenix retires +Only $1295,"But it comes with a GTX 960, that's a totally justifiable price..." +Is that red dot its eye? cause it seems weirdly placed..,"So what you're saying is that, you've meet dinosaurs in the wild and have personally studied then and have a vast reservoir of knowledge concerning them?" +Sure but there's plenty of other ults that are even more of a death sentence. Soldier 76 can melt face just as easily if nobody gets behind cover or shields. Genji can fruit ninja a big old group and slash n dash right through everyone over and over until they're dead. Junkrat tire can come blow you up. Pharahs ult shreds face like no other at point blank. All with quicker startup time.,Damn its almost like every ult is different and has different cons. +Should be end of 2018 - September 2019 I guess. Looking forward to see what engine he picks..,GameMaker Studio: Free Edition +"Haha yes this is NZD, but no where near cheap or even reasonable.",gotta love nz's prices +John McAfee's MGT Capital (of recent Bitcoin Mining fame) is subpoenaed by the SEC. Stock down 25%.,Where is the third image? +"I mean, they aren't all bad..","Don't worry guys, the number of terrorist should drop as more terrorists blow themselves up." +Apparently abusive lesbians grow nuts.,What in the world causes the cognitive dissonance to make assholes not realize they're generally unpleasant to interact with? +"Meanwhile, I'm coughing my little lungs up for 4-6 months in the year and can't leave the house without a breathing apparatus because the air quality is so bad most days. These regular fires have fucked up my lungs so much that I'm coughing like mad even when the pollution index is only yellow.",But the government says that is not happening. +yup dealing with that too... have to decide whether to charge my phone or have waze for my commute phone is now always constantly dead battery,You could burn a cd to listen to music in your car.... +Shows how good Toure was.,He is where he is because of Kolo. +Police accidentally record themselves making up charges against protester,Just another conspiracy theory amaigiiight guuuys +Has anybody ever actually ~~touched~~ *found* your penis?,Has anybody ever actually moderated this subreddit? +"You'd have to be not taking damage (eg refraction, guardian angel), pop refresher between hits, or something really weird like have the courier deliver it mid omni.",I mean the Jugg can blink away during Omni. +Coverage of Trump Foundation Scandal vs. Hillary Clinton's Health,"Bloody Liberal, Clinton controlled Media!" +These are the idiot teammates you put your mic in for,Mercy..y u stop? +"If you could call yourself five years ago and had 30 seconds, what would you say?",Buy the damn bitcoins. +"Fantastic photos from Trump's rally yesterday at High Point, NC!!",Wow...look at all those racist. +"Are the south american servers dead? I cannot find games, everything is bugged, even the client is dying when im on south america, taking more than 2 minutes on every loading screen, but when i change to north america the game feels smooth and i can find games and etc. Any words on this matter?",Yeah man no one's playing +Allo vs. Hangouts: Should you make the move?,"You know, if Google spent the time an effort they spend making a million different apps and put it into *one* new app it would solve a lot of problems." +We just adopted this little guy and he needs a name!,Spooks! +Doesn't feel like it!,"Screw facts, it's about how I feel, and I FEEL like the Clinton Foundation hasn't been investigated." +Magnezone is pretty decent actually. I believe he is UU,Shut up Tim Minchin wannabe +(Repost) The bxp drinking minigame,Who was that person who died last year playing this game? +"There's only so much you can do about Barbara Streisand and gay dogs before you just scramble to find ANYTHING to write about. Keeping South Park topical allows it to live forever with fresh material. Who cares if it doesn't hold up as well in re-runs, no one re-watches anything nowadays, there's too much good shit out there.",Let's get 1000 more Kenny deaths! +what? you want something that easy to drop raid level gear?! LOL. madness.,Because 2 days ago CoE was incredibly difficult. +"First off, calm down. Second, please post your location. Third, you might consider figuring out what it is before killing it next time, as it's a harmless spider that you could just have caught and released outside. It's harder to tell what it is when it's dead.",Long Island +"ITAP of Perth, Australia",Good old swan river +nurse is fine,"Dude, you just need to run at her." +Really? So then let's apply that standard to this situation. All 6 members who were wronged are dead. The person who wronged will also soon be dead. I guess we should just get over this now?,But if I get over it then how can I stay made at Muslims for this? +Okay but what do you do if you're black?,Take the bullet and don't sass off. +By the seat of their pants... Can somebody tell me what the fuck this means?,"Its a saying that means they get by with little to no plan of what they are going to actually do ahead of time, and usually not finishing up to the minute of a deadline." +I was thinking that. Isn't this indecent exposure?,"But she's hot so it's okay, DUH." +no chance.,forgot the +Sexy pics of Almir Listo himself,Ron Jeremy character pack confirmed with a perk deck that gives the ability to suck his own armor into health. +I think you should take your cat to the vet??or maybe a better mechanic.,Mechcatic* +Well maybe they fucking should.,Because what we need is an even more militarized police force. +"He was from Hispania, right? I've seen many really light skinned Spanish people. Also, all of the surviving statues of him show him as very light skinned.","That's probably because they are made of marble, real life Trajan wasn't made of marble." +So basically I made this really crappy picture of a 5th DLC called Rebirth. Sorry for poor quality lol but I'm not the best at Photoshop. Please don't roast me too hard.,Legit af get this on the front page +nelson going down might actually reduce cobb's value (see 2015),A-rodge should be fine though +Trespassers be trespassing. Fences be fencing.,I cant wait until the very first injury occurs on that bridge because people decided to run from security. +"Usually I avoid aggressive drivers, but today I decided to return the favor","Great, more traffic.." +I haven't been in a relationship in my whole life and I know it ain't like the comic.,Might be because of that m'lady in your tag +Brett's sub count increased by about 1900 subs in only a few hours,I'm sure it's legit even though his sub count remained pretty much the same for a few months. +"What is your first must do? I am going to be visiting the park October 2-8th. We go all the time, and of course are obsessed! Anyway, what is the first thing you have to do when entering the park?","Coffee in hand, grab a Fast Pass to Indy, then saunter on to PotC, swing up to BTM, and come back to Indy as FP is usually ready to go!" +Why couldn't the favorite have won this last year??? :(((,James wasn't in the final 3 last year though +"Giving 100%, 1000% of the time.","60% of the time, it works every time." +Question regarding Disperse I added a Planeswalker to my deck and finally got to play it. My opponent played Disperse and I didn't have an argument for defense so returned the Planeswalker to my hand. Was this correct? If so Planeswalker reputation seems a bit inflated.,You just replay it next turn and he's down a card. +Wtf is this shit,"Fucking hot , that's what it is." +"Sorry for portuguese, but it's easy to get it.",What do those things that look like a 1 and a 10 mean? +I still can't. I'm convinced it's cuz I'm fat. Any tips?,could be the software you're running. +BASED HERO FOUND AMIDST THE WEAK at Clinton's Detroit Rally,The alpha in a sea of betas +"why is he trying to roast one of the best players of all time hahahaha. literally the problem with NA right there, all trash players with huge ego's.",forgot the +"Friendly Reminder: Please don't post HCS Pro League spoilers tonight/tomorrow! I'm super excited for NV vs EG but like many others I can't watch it live, so please don't post something like NV beat EG 3-2 out in the open as a new thread for me to accidentally see before I've had a chance to watch it! Cheers guys and girls.",Spoiler Alert: some people won and some people lost #intel +My T-shirt Order Arrived Today!,cool steven universe shirt +Now everything is racist,Says the man with screenname against Native Americans. +"Big Brother US18 - Official Results, Feed Interviews and Episode Discussion - September 21 2016 Well, another season of Big Brother is in the books. We have a new champion and a new AFP winner. What do you think of the two crowned tonight? How will they be remembered next year at this time? Remember, All Access subscribers can watch the post-season interviews on the feeds. Who do you want to hear from? Who gave the best interview? Discuss below. # Tonights Results Paul Abrahamian won part 1 of the HOH. Nicole fell off first, and James fell off almost immediately after. Nicole Franzel won part 2 of a really cool carnival-themed HOH. She finished the competition in less than half of James time. Paul won Part 3 of the HOH, 4-3. Paul chose to evict James **Nicole Franzel** won Big Brother US 18. She defeated **Paul Abrahmian** 5-4 Nicole | Paul | :---:|:---:| Corey | James Natalie | Victor Paulie | Michelle Zakiyah | Bridgette Da'Vonne | **Victor Arroyo** won America's Favorite Player. The top 3 were announced: Victor Arroyo, James Huling , Natalie Negrotti :D","Welp Paulie, way to stay classy." +The Spotify update changelog in the App Store,Tryin' to make a change :/ +Teams would be stupid not to look at opposing team's hand signals. Teams would also be stupid not to change their hand signals frequently,Sounds like a pretty typical Patriots response... +"Well, he's got a point, kind of. Ads should be made for profit, not as an annoyance. That's more akin to how mafia works.","Ah yes the music mafia, with their high high price of slightly annoying ads for basically unrestricted music listening at no charge, even allowing custom playlists of current popular music that won't stray from the songs you choose, again, completely free of charge, how dare they play an annoying ad, it may as well be extortion" +Well that's sort of the premise of Trinity #1. Lois invited Bruce and Diana over to have dinner with them so that Clark can be better acquainted with the new versions of his old friends.,"Did he ever meet New 52 supes, and did any of the new 52 heroes say anything about New 52 Supes' death and are all of them aware that there's a new Superman now?" +Nailed it. When he first started the initial protes by sitting.... Oh he's being disrespectful to those who served meets with a Army Veteran/fellow NFL and they agree taking a knee would be the right move... well what is he doing to actually help the issue here? Kaep donates his first couple paychecks (or something like that) to help the cause.... Well what does HE know about being oppressed? Fucking rich brat! People just don't want to face the issue. The system isn't working anymore. Pretty mental that a lot of people's arguments against him are that he's never been through so he can't stand up for those afflicted. Absolutely crazy. Imagine if that logic was applied everywhere? I've never had autism I guess I can't help raise awareness and funds for it?,"Yeah, those white abolitionist were such spoiled brats sticking up for slaves when they couldn't even relate to them..." +"It has 7 microphones constantly on, made my mind up.","if you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear" +COOP_HORROR_DYING_LIGHT,We really need a subreddit for Arma missions and content +Bottles through a picnic table,I bet that girl is super impressed. +"Whoa whoa whoa, easy there with that optimism. You're completely forgetting the corporate hero accounts that will grind points so they can flag and moderate discussions about their products",Or the account selling of Prestiged Hero Accounts or some other malarky. +The amazing thing about Kafka was that it wasn't until Americans picked up his work and loved it that the Czechs suddenly started holding him up as a hero. They essentially turned him into a tourist attraction despite having no love for him during his lifetime. They even made a statue of him and buried it underground for 6 months to make it look like it had been there for years.,"America: the centre of the world, since, like, forever." +You're part of the problem tbh,Best novelty account ever! +"Okay one question, was this in reference to her own county or the entire country. Either way she is a moron but one is a little less insane. I mean, I am dissapointed with Obama's complete and utter failure on race relations (which I think was what she was poorly trying to point out) but come on lady","well, i mean, we all know that obama could have single-handedly ended race tensions all by himself, but he's just too damn lazy to be bothered." +What can't science do?,Prove the existence or nonexistence of God. +Shadow claws in zombies,Visual glitch ... +is him being a very kill orientated player hurt his teammate's K/D?,No but slaying helps break hills and make pushes towards drone/flag which lets his teammates put themselves in better positions to succeed. +I wasn't using it anyways. I can't use it because none of my friends use it. On Textra currently but I would've gladly considered switching had they implemented SMS fallback.,But you can just persuade all your friends and family and people you don't know yet but will one day to change to Allo! +Awesome! Hopefully the phones live up to the hype they are creating!,"In my experience, new tech toys practically always do." +That car is not crap on winding roads lol,Yeah it's not a Mustang where the wheel doesn't turn +"What NHL team Ok so last year i started watching hockey but i dont know what team to root for. I am from Cleveland and also love the Philadelphia Eagles because my dad is from there. I know i dont want to root for Pens, Caps or Blue Jackets. Could i root for the Flyers or some other team?","Yeah you could root for the flyers, but then you'd also have to live with the fact that you're a terrible person." +why 12 year olds shouldnt be allowed on youtube,And how do you know that the 29 million people who watched this video AREN'T mothers who do not know how to breastfeed using a breastfeed pump? +"Yeah, that is the worst part. I'd guess by the massage therapist's reaction that isn't the first time Trump has done this.","Therapist, the rapist...what's the difference?" +"According to Pierre LeBrun, Russia holds head-to-head tiebreaker over NA kids due to the round-robin win vs them. Hence, North America need a Finland win vs. Russia.",Well if LeBrun said it then it must be true. +Trump's campaign paid his businesses $8.2 million,"I'm sure his companies charged at cost, right?" +"No, I'm saying its impressive that a post about her is even close to the top with the sheer number of people down voting posts about her just for existing.","Clinton post: 77% upvoted Cat: 79% upvoted Right, yeah, look at all those spooky boogeyman downvoters attacking Hillary" +"I like talking about video games, and felt like it could be a fun discussion. I dont see how that would make you upset, as this is just a fun conversation about xbox games.",How dare you? +"With what means of control? The generations before us have kept an iron grip on positions that would be capable of making things better for the rest of us. The days of staying at a company and working your way up are gone, most likely forever, and 86% of millennials don't even have enough in their savings accounts to survive an unexpected $1000 bill. We need a plan of action to take control where needed and especially where it is denied to us.",Armed revolution? +THE CHICAGO CUBS WIN THE NL PENNANT AND ADVANCE TO THE WORLD SERIES FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 1945!,"Go, Cubs, go Go, Cubs, go Hey, Chicago, what do you say The Cubs are gonna win today .#FlytheW" +"Sad because that is probably the emptiest I have ever seen the stands. I know, rescheduled from a washout, just saying.","He still has a good shot at the MLB record, so hopefully there's a good crowd for that." +"The last stop before his stop in the land of snakes, NASHVILLE!",I'm praying to Yeezus for a Taylor rant when he's here. +THIS is why we need avoid player or fast bans for trolls.,"Maybe he wasn't trolling, but just trying to stop you from trickling back into the fight!" +"What are some of the best mysteries that have ever shown up on Reddit, and were any of them actually solved?",Who caused the bombing at the Boston Marathon. +"that was my first thought, too. Usually by contract requirement, the contractor as to send the Architect/designer material samples for approval before final installation. Paint chips, small piece of carpet, a brick, etc... For windows, you often get a mock up of one unit, which would be a small section of frame (for size and color approval) and then a small piece of the glass (for color/tint and type, etc)... I could see some bored shop worker back at the window vendor making a 1:1 sample shaped like this just for shits and giggles","Can you please cock up the full-scale bottom so it isn't square like the mockup, too?" +"Yeah, that would be stupid to worry about that.",I think you forgot your +I'm still amazed at the perfect rebuke of the vaal,"It's not that hard, only 1 in 8,609,344,200" +Anyone who blames Quick doesn't know shit about hockey.,BUT SCHNEIDER WOULD HAVE WON IT FOR USA! +Not an argument,I think it is a perfectly legitimate question considering your comment +Where I can get plastic cases like the one that this Blu ray that I found at Target is in?,I think a demagnetizer would be cheaper +Content creators have no right to monetize their content?,"Microtransaction-sized paywalls, everywhere, and as far as the browser can navigate!" +It's a pro-Establishment paper. They cosy up to FF or FG depending on who is popular.,Why won't they support the communist party of Ireland? +I was told by the main thread to come over here and comment. Clemson is not a top 10 team. Good luck stopping the ball control offense. Scoring fast will only work against you.,"Yeah, that was so hard to stop" +I didn't say that they did. My post clearly says any idea why? Not I don't have google. Do you work for complex or something? Pretty defensive about it.,Nah you were just throwin around the word fraud as if complex had done anything wrong. +Kirsten Dunst is still wankable... What a tits!,That beautiful woman next to her is who I'm staring at! +"There is a giant couch, flipped up on it's side vertically, on the side of the road in my neighborhood. It's been there for a few days. Who do I call to get rid of it? Title. There are a lot of apartments nearby that kind of lead to ambivalence towards cars parked for weeks/months on the street, but I really hate seeing an obvious sign of dumping right on the street and nobody doing anything about it. Thanks.","Remember, it's not illegal dumping if there's a free sign anywhere near it." +I built my own Alien ware,nice rack dude +The spear nerf was pretty stupid. Slight is just bad at all percentages now.,Good. +Your headline sucks. But for anyone wondering the landing page has a lot of animated GIFs illustrating how flat patterns turn into three-dimensional shapes. It appears to be some kind of graduate or art project. Good find.,My headline is perfection. +So am I the only one noticing this or am I just dense?,"Yes, you are indeed the sole person noticing this event that is clearly being displayed to us and is in no way affecting us" +Picked a great night to start Texans D!,Sure keeps getting better doesn't it? +Mike Pence Says We Shouldn't Talk About Racial Bias In The Wake Of Police Shootings,"Of course not, because it makes him uncomfortable when he's made aware of his privilege, and that's the *real racism*." +Buy a nice suit then people will know how much money you have.,Dont forget that gold apple watch! +The trip to England is to visit Sam's family and see the wedding venue.,That sweet Brexit pound crash timing... +Duterte: China claims over sea made 'in good faith,Can this be grounds for impeachment? +"Then she needs to educate herself, and open her eyes even more.","Yup, getting 80k in debt from student loans is definitely the way to solve not having enough money" +WDIS pitta vs nyg or jesse james vs mia. im already playing coates.,The Outlaw. +"Why should they have to get punched by a drug crazed fiend? Do you hate them so much that you want them to get hurt? I personally don't hate others like you, I don't want to see anyone getting hurt, but I think that sometimes some violence is necessary to protect those who risk their lives and safety protect all of us.",Yeah you don't want to see anyone get hurt unless it is a black person because who gives a shit about them right? +I can't get behind them. They voted for Hillary Clinton in the primary when her polling data against Trump showed her to be a loser. They acted as Clintonites first and democrats second.,"It was her turn, you sexist pig!" +"I don't understand, your monitor can't refresh more than 144 frames in 1 second anyways, why would you need more fps than that?",Because bigger numbers are obviously better +Hmm. Sounds a lot like the Trump approach.,"Clinton certainly didn't act that way in regard to Bernie Bros, or millennials in general." +"I kind of love and hate that there isn't too much gear required for climbing. Indoor, at least. Haven't gotten to the outdoor stuff yet. I love that once you have your harness, belay device, and shoes, there's pretty much nothing left you NEED. There's not even that much to buy if you just want. I also hate it, because it's fun to buy rad new shit for rad new hobbies.",You can always get more yoga pants and beanies +Prediction: Labor will fold like wet cardboard in exchange for some minimal and ineffectual concession.,You're only saying that because Labor does it all the damn time... +We played the bills and the Browns... It's to be expected. We still won't find out how good we are next game either because jags are trash too,Nope we are gods +"So, have the jersey ads ruined the World Cup for you? People here always swear that they will not consume any NHL hockey or buy a single piece of merchandise if NHL adopts jersey advertisements. Has this tournament been constant torture for you people?","It hasn't changed my stance, the cash grab wcoh is fine and was fun so I don't mind the ads, but if it were to transition to an actual NHL jersey I'll never buy one." +#TWIS - Offended Cornell Students Freak Out After Football Coach Tweets Sombrero Picture,That's practically as bad as murder. +Ireland Still Rising After 100 Years? - Documentary on Latin-American TV channel TeleSUR,no agenda and completely unbiased show. +"Ok now start remastaring origins, thanks !",LOL you do realize it takes 100's of hours to make a map right? +TIL that German cannibal who ate his gay lover 'with his permission' has become a vegetarian while in prison and believes that there are about 800 cannibals in Germany.,"Ah yes, it's a well known fact that German cannibals are able to tell the exact location and number of other cannibals in Germany at any given time, even whilst in prison." +Who's allowing it? I'm certainly not allowing it. There is no allowing it. It just is.,"Go vote, your vote matters." +A University Is Threatening to Punish Students Who Discuss Their Suicidal Thoughts With Friends,Are they going to ban the nike slogan just do it too? +"Stud with four sons, roast me!",You brought a new meaning to eating a girl out +Remember estate tax only applies to estates over 5 million if you're single 10 million if you're married.,BUT THE GOP TOLD ME IT WOULD MAKE ME PAY A DEATH TAX ON THE FAMILY FARM +"They're all gone, sorry",:O +Why Connor Brown should make the Toronto Maple Leafs,Surprised Wheeler is advocating for a white man to succeed. +Truly blasphemous.,Love me some repost +Illogical? Are you unaware of r/pcmasterrace ?,Yeah they totally represent the entirety of the PC gaming community! +Holly Holm has the same type of ..thing down there,"So, Holms uses steroids too, or has in the past?" +"No, it's not tradition, you fucking loser. The stupid shitty OMG GOLD acceptance speeches annoy almost everybody on Reddit. Why are you such a waste of life that anonymous internet attention makes you feel like anybody gives a shit about you? Get some real accomplishments in life, you fucking loser. If you want to thank the person who gilded you, just PM them directly, instead of thanking all the people who didn't gild you in an edit that ruins your comment. What a fucking loser.",Maybe *you* should get a life instead of constantly correcting people's grammar and screaming at people who use +New Clinton ad shows girls looking in mirror as Trump insults women,"Women and men are equals and should be treated thusly... unless you start saying mean things, then they cry." +But I need the 10 points to make me look gud :c,Git gud newbz +Ronda Rousey offered title fight against Nunes at UFC 207,She deserves it +"I want your opinions, love stories, feelings, whatever on amps! After two warranty repairs on my Deluxe Reverb in two years I'm in the market for a new amp. Where I live, however, has a plethora of amps to try out as long as they're Fender, Vox, Marshall, or Blackstar. I have about $2,000 to spend and I want to know which brands and models you all love that I don't really get a chance to try so I can narrow down my search from the wide range of offerings on the market today. I have a hard on for the Dr Z Maz 18 but I know there's other great amps that I haven't had the pleasure to enjoy. What do you love or lust after? Thanks all!",What kind of music? +Digital ocean is $5 and gives you full access. I think linode is as well.,But there is no way I could ever afford to spend another $12 per year +"Over is not only 3-0 against Android this year, but has wins over Amsah and Prof this year. The problem is that he's not Armada's brother, and he doesn't attend a lot of US events",But he stinks. +"I just picture that camera, still sitting up there, all lonely and covered in moon dust. Poor little buddy.",Woo moon gif... Aw. +What is rapidly falling out of favor?,The headphone jack. +1:01,TIL +Good one,Glad I didn't need an +"The US Government never concurred with SpaceX's CRS-7 finding. SpaceX need not be hiding anything, but they may be wrong.",the US government is always right... +"To the Browns of all teams. now that I think, it seems more than likely",I can't wait for the week 5 wager thread because I have all the confidence in the world that my brownies will win +Big Mario's is good. I just wish Seattle had a defined pizza culture.,ZEEKS 4 LYF +ew figures show 80 per cent of renters lack resources for house deposit,Working as intended. +This is a civilian in a life and death situation I'm not sure why you were expecting Jason Bourne.,"Uh I've played plenty of FPS games, I'm pretty sure if I was in that situation I would have been able to shoot 3 perfect headshots" +"Bon Iver NYC Sold out in 10 seconds So I don't know where else to vent this frustration so I figure you guys will appreciate it here. I just spent the last half hour watching the ticketmaster page for Bon Iver's December 10th concert at the Hammerstein in NYC. As soon as the timer ran out it went to a loading page and it felt like it was taking too long so I refreshed after about 10 seconds. It immediately loaded the ticket page with a quantity of 2 standard tickets in the best available section, which is what I wanted (it's GA on the floor). I hit search and had to do the security check *TWICE* (I SELECTED ALL THE FUCKING STREET NUMBERS GODDAMNIT) and then the page loaded and said there were no more tickets. There was a maximum of 30-45 seconds between when the tickets went on sale and when I got through the security check. Buying tickets is nonsense and has to be fixed.",stupid hipsters +Sony is never going to let crossplay happen.,It doesn't have enough value. +"The Best Damn Band In The Land, OSU's marching band. And they are.",you mean besides stanford ^ +Pay those people no mind. They don't speak for all black people.,Well said! +ICYDK | The media makes it sound like Syria is run by a Terrorist Dictator. Here is Syrian President Bashar al-Assad and his wife and family -- they look more like an American Celebrity Couple.,Don't you guys know he is linked to Al-Kayduh I mean cmon people he's got Al in his name +I've never had a problem. Seems its in the insurance spokesman's best interest to sell insurance though doesn't it?,"Absolutely, I should have included the" +"Damn, you guys are *downvoting* this? Fucking hell, is it really that bad? I'm not expecting the front page or anything, but didn't think it would get downvoted. Whatever, I think it's cool *and* relevant to this sub.","It is just kind of pointless, as it serves no function other than to let people know you climb." +"Donald Trump is going to win, says Professor who has correctly predicted the last eight Presidential elections",Well you say that but I have polls that are massive outliers that I made specifically to disturb the averages +What are you gonna do for sl release day Hype for Sister Location! :D What are you going to do on SL release day? Im gonna play through every fnaf game (excluding fnaf world) and wear my Freddy Fazbear costume after school,Beg my friend to buy it for me.. ~~like with all the other games~~ +I buy hair ties that can do the third loop. I also resign myself to the fact that my cat owns half of them.,We don't all have that much money +Oh right the real pros ware the entire team pods on his pack because fuck it he's they only one getting the kills let him have all the paint lol,Real pros use q-loaders +"How can I get a Reddit User's physical location, or at least their IP address?","On the Redditor's user, press Alt+F4" +Magnitude 6.3 quake shakes Philippines' Mindanao island,"Son of a whore earthquake... I'm not afraid of you, President Rodrigo Duterte was quoted as saying in a press conference today." +Seems like common sense,"Hey now, that's victim blaming." +Get an extra large pumpkin and a machete.,Just use a gun +Did you view the image? This is a sarcastic question.,Hand him this: +But it is the Lord's way. And he would never have his messenger and followers do bad things.,Unless they were acting as men with free will and not as prophets. +This can't be true. Mormons are generally so loving and accepting of different people.,"Here, you dropped this." +"State Department reveals FBI uncovered 2,800 emails Clinton never turned over. Releasing soon but slowly","This cant be, she released everything, she has nothing to hide." +Next question: why is the ventilation in a Chem lab substandard,Follow up question: why is there no evacuation plan? +TIL The Thirteenth Amendment to the US Constitution abolished slavery EXCEPT as a form of punishment for crimes,Crimes such as being black! +"Active shooter at Cascade Mall in Burlington, Washington",Ya'll need to regulate your guns +Labour's shadow minister for domestic violence was once cautioned over a bust-up with her husband after hitting him with a framed painting,"Good, wouldn't we want all our ministers to be experienced, before taking a position in the government, even if a mock one." +Get out of here Stalker!,"What are you standing there for, I said come in." +"so, from one violence onto another. You think they are doing it just because? Nope, they are doing it because we went there and made a mess. Violence begets violence.",Nah these sand creatures need to be tortured out of existence. +"If someone wants to hack my webcam and watch me walk around my house naked, then more power to them.",I'm sure women everywhere feel the same. +TIL Fuel has gotten so cheap that ships are now choosing to take the long way around Africa rather then pay the fees to transit the Suez Canal,"Yay more CO2 on the air, thats what we just needed!" +Halftime thoughts What did you think?,Pretty average display to be fair... +"Fair or not, the pressure is on Hillary Clinton in the first debate",How dare the queen have any pressure on her. +Except in 11 hour hearings held by hostile partisan interrogators.,Terri Gowdy and the munchkins had pistols held to their heads +"I stayed with my abusive ex long enough to get the money together to leave. We had just bought a house full of furniture some of it was antique. When I announced I was leaving him and taking our child with me my ex said, You can't leave! We just bought furniture!! I said fuck you *and* fuck the furniture!! I left and never went back. We had only been married for three years but lived together before that. He never hit me but threatened to but he was mentally abusive. He like to accuse me of cheating on him while he was at work which was a lie, he enjoyed tormenting me and mocking me and basically behaving like a child.","Oh no, he was just being alpha" +"So, I've definitely seen a few Stern references around here from time to time. Not sure how many have ever seen this clip from 2006, but it's one of my favorites. Huge fan of Big Foot, it is. Around 37:20 Howard takes a few calls from listeners and the first caller is named Bryan and, to me at least, most definitely sounds A LOT like Daniel Bryan. Anyone else hear it or know if it actually is him?",But why didn't he introduce himself as Daniel? +Most sports you can sub a player in and out so you could let someone shit while a sub covers and the game play doesn't get affected. Obviously if they sub for Napoli so he can poop then he's out of the games for good.,This is also the case for soccer players. +That true blue on the left though... Giving away the real me. r/penmanshipgore,Still better than my writing. +Isn't it pretty impossible to go on when you don't have the strength??,Username checks out +I think the psychological diagnosis for that type of behavior is immature cuntiness,I always thought it was called being a woman. +Hillary Clinton for President,No one saw this coming. +You can't jinx something that already has the Console Curse on it. Double curses don't work!,"oh yes, when i think of the penguins i think 'cursed'." +"The only way to deal with the perpetual manning problem is to scale back the US's military scope Playing devil's advocate here. If we let South Korea and Japan take care of themselves, scale back from being world police, and focus on being more of a 'national' rather than 'imperial' military, perhaps we won't be so overstrained. We seem to be suffering from the classical historical problem of overextension.",What is an intelligent and strategic forward thinking conversation doing on this subreddit? +Over population is a myth.,I can't believe there is still people that deny that the planet has reached it's maximum capacity. +"Oh please, tell me more about all the rights white men don't have Condescending Wonka image needs to be there for this to work, though.",I used to be able to own other people as property and now I can't and it's not fair I am being oppressed +Yeah! Yeah! Right! Right! Right!,"Thanks, this is exactly what I was hoping for everyone." +You Are Hereby Served: FBI gets subpoenaed on live television for withholding information.,The most transparent administration ever +"Again, how can you get a warning before something crashes?","the same way you solve the halting problem, obviously" +"He is not a bad looking guy at all. How is she out of his league? This mentality is why redditors are so bitter towards women. They don't have to be stuck up at all, men do it for them.","She's a woman and he's a man, therefore he is out of her league!" +Cat hat clan,Mewphoric +"War after the Boston Tea Party took two, and a third years.",We'll see which one of us is *really* right in mid-2019 +Best player in the world.,Not good enough for the all-star game though +Thre are few things that anger me more than pro-life women who smoke while pregnant.,"Because it's my personal choice to smoke, but abortion means killing the child." +Alt Right,Multiculturalism is litterally worse than genocide! +"Well. I see your post about anti academia, but honestly history is always rewritten to fit narratives. The point is to distinguish which one.",Le sjws trying to rewrite history again +"Whats your favorite play in football? Mine is when the QB fumbles right as hes about to throw it, but he still finishes the throwing motion, so he punches the ball forward 10 or so yards.",Shotgun draw. +Another (more reasonable) reason is that he had a gun.,Ya but the cop should have waited until he was faxed a full medical history on the suspect and should have only fired after the suspect fired *his* weapon. +Iiineed iiineed iiineed iiineed iiiiiii need to get up in this pre-order gig.,"Girl, I am gag-ging!" +xbox looks so dry compare to alive version of PC,pcmr amirite +What are those things to the right of the runway? Scarecrows?,Patriotic citizens some to salute hero returning home. +That's both hilarious and beautiful. Your wife is a lucky lady!,"Yeah, im a real catch :)" +Yes it is. The drivers of this economy aren't supporting a nominee. Please don't turn this into a good thing.,"Yes, we should bow to our corporate overlords." +me irl,How do I stop :(. +You've never met a dolphin have you...,Have you? +"It's not full-fledged with one-man army, danger close, and the care package glitch, I'm out.",Pre-nerf Model Akimbos pls +"I had to pay up-front to preorder in the PS Store, so just a heads up.",Preorder from Amazon and you won't be charged. +How to i get my tank and anialator irl doh,Break in to the the military base and steal one like I did you lazy millennial. +i tried for like ten minutes for a witty comment but this is just really sensual and i am gonna go take a cold shower,literally any line from Same Parts yw +"Indian Prime Minister: I want to tell the people of Pakistan, India is ready to fight you. If you have the strength, come forward to fight against poverty. Let's see who wins. Let's see who is able to defeat poverty and illiteracy first, Pakistan or India.","So, they will fight to see which one kills all the poor and illiterate people first?" +With the massive interference in our internal politics from our good neighbor? I am not hugely optimistic about the results.,Its like being a big brother! +"Thanks - you've used that one, I take it?","yes, but to be fair it was extenuating circumstances" +"Maybe that team is just so awesome, that 5th character is not really important",He is there for Sid combo! +I want answers for these misprints,"Fucking maro, killing magic one clandestine misprint at a time" +New FUT win glitch! Winning game 2 to 1. My opponent scores to tie then quits. I get a loss. Next game opponent ties 1 to 1 after 60 mins. Quits. I get loss. Not signed out from FUT on either occasion. Able to matchmake again instantly. Nice.,Are you on PC? +"so, whats the conversion rate between children and USD?",Up to whoever has the kingpin and how many I can catch i suppose +I think that's just something you need to work on. There isn't really an ADC pick I can think of that bandaids that.,"Kog, if u get picked and die at least you do some return damage" +"No, no, no, see, it makes white people feel vaguely bad.","Can confirm, everything is about me" +"Alienware Steam Machine /w Core i7 , 8GB Ram, 1TB HDD, 860m GPU - $250 (Fry's after email promo code, in-store only)",Code for y'all: 8355479 +"TIL That originally to be kept secret until 2029, all existing documents related to the John F. Kennedy assassination will be publicly disclosed by October 2017.",Anything that doesn't agree with my preconceived notions of what happened I will reject as being manipulated by the government. +What took you too long to figure out?,that 9+10 *isn't* 21. +"I ain't gay , but my boi margwa's ass THICC",Must be a visual glitch +So I got bored....,You missed a spot. +Gorilla mindset,The book? +akala ko ba robin hood ang source material? parang wala naman akong matandaan na bumubuga ng apoy sa sherwood forest,Public domain ang pagbuga ng apoy +"Your salty because the play didn't work? This is the NFL, shit doesnt always work.",You don't get it McCarthy doesn't know to call plays that always work +I don't remember anyone asking.,You're in a subreddit where people view and critique art. +Did you just have a stroke?,naw apparently these are perfectly acceptable names! +"Re-shoots to add in jokes doesn't help the fact that you have what is supposed to be a group of villains doing the job exclusively because they will be executed otherwise... and not having them be villain-y. They were written more like misfit heros rather than villains. No amount of tone is going to fix that. That's just shitty writing from the start. People can bitch about tone, editing, pacing, the music, whatever. But just like Batman V Superman the core problem of all their movies is they don't actually understand their characters or how to write them. When you colossally fuck up the backbone of your movie no amount of polish can make that turd look good.",Yea but see Aquaman is an interesting character because he has a spear that can injure Superman! +Ex Presidento Lula: A caixa de que o artigo se refere eh usada para substituir encubadoras. Eh uma situacao diferente. Eh inadimissivel caixa de papelao em uma maternidade. Nao seja desonesto intelectualmente mas que jah es. Ou es o cara mais honesto do mundo. Sergio Moro que falar contigo Lhulha ....,Estou esperando ele ansiosamente. +The decline of Stack Overflow,"Another month, another the decline of Stack Overflow blogpost... Still waiting on the decline of Facebook" +Coquelin's been phenomenal lately. Wenger's right to start him. Why bench someone who's playing well? Xhaka will probably cement his spot in the team while Coquelin's out,Coqy has perhaps been playing too much.. he picked up that injury rather easily +"Wow. Joseph Young has a serious case of the how to talk utter shit disease that seems to plague a lot of these company Presidents and marketers. To me, the biggest difference here is that if I have a craving for Oreos, I go and get some. If I want double stuffed, I buy them also. If I want Internet, I get some. If I want faster and unlimited Internet OH WAIT I'M FUCKED.",That's the next fcc chairman you're talking about. +This guy really does need professional help.,Stop bullying him! +Over-accessorized and texting while shooting,Gorgeous +"Check the Wiki for basic info on the AU. And if you have any suggestions, let us know.","If I'm not Undyne, I leave." +"Actually, the many residential areas of Tokyo feel a lot like small towns or villages.","Oh thanks for telling me, I've only been living here for a quarter of a century" +That's just something ugly people say.,That's just something underemployed narcissistic millennials with a mountain of college debt say. +Funny how Europe got over Germany starting two world wars in less than 100 years.,"Yeah, you never hear Jews talking about the Holocaust." +"Am I the only one wondering where the big WikiLeaks release is I've been patient, knowing they would drop them when the time was right. I assumed it would be right before the first debate. Still could happen tomorrow, which could be better being a week day, and makes it the talk of the day on the big day. I guess it might have the biggest impact possibly towards the last debate, to be fresh on the minds leading into the election. What you guys think?",I thought it was referred to colloquially as The October Surprise? +When is the last time a week had three top-ten matchups and none of them involved an SEC team?,we could always give Kentucky an honorary #10 ranking....just to make it fun.... +"Since when has mansplaining been taking other peoples ideas? Did we expand it again? You're a man so shut up, you didn't come up with that idea yourself, you obviously stole it from a womxn.",Did we mansplain to that one woman that being white and lying about your race as you lead a black movement is bad? +"It's almost as if the obvious solution would be legal, clean, unadulterated heroin for addicts, and a safe place to use said drugs. Combine that with treatment options and we might have a winning plan! Nah, just toss more users in jail. Keeps the money flowing to the right people....","Yea, it's as easy to setup a system like that, as posting a response on Reddit." +Sinking your money into a good marketing campaign is by far more profitable than sinking it into the actual game. Kate Upton's boobs proved that.,TIL GTA V is a F2P game +"ELI5 What is Andromeda going to change for Android users? It seems like many people are excited over this, but I'm having a hard time understanding what exactly is going to change. From what I've read, Android is going to be largely unchanged, and with Chrome OS already running Android apps, what exactly is Andromeda going to bring to the table? Will someone using a PC and an Android phone even be impacted by it? Thanks.",EVERYTHING! +"No, Neural Network with a Genetic Algorithm has nothing to do with what you are doing. You need to make a state machine in Javascript. A state machine has X amount of States, and Y amount of Triggers. A trigger is an event, and moves the world-state from a (or many) source state to a (only one) destination state. That's it in a nutshell. Feel free to google it.",You can also google for Behavior Trees Both (FSM and BT) will fit your game +Ohh I would love hearing your connection between FIFA and the left.,Obviously FIFA is a Marxist Liberal organization that is trying to get immigrants into the West through football ~ open your eyes sheeple. +Wher The F*** Is My Thieving Pet!...........,I wonder what RNG is +This Alabama college student started mowing lawns for older residents free of charge,"Greenbow, AL ?" +Was this logo made using clip art?,It's called a magazine* +Poor guy,Oh Korea.. +Should this not be removed for compromising the competitive integrity of Worlds?,You missed the +If they want to refute any part of the text I'd be glad to listen to their version. I posted this with the express interest in improving the text of the card. Do you have an edit that you'd like to propose?,"And although the strange man that's attempting to shame me in a weirdly controlling way seems to have life figured out, I can only assume that they too have problems to work on." +Who gives a shit about your marriage and husband when you can fuck a homeless man who has probably sucked dick for money to get alcohol and drugs.,"Nah bro, that homeless dude was alpha as fuck!" +"Grandpa Gohan is going to be a super strike, we saw the art for it long ago... but it's been so delayed that honestly I'm not sure it's happening any time soon... Also, we haven't had Tien, either. SSR TIEN FREAKING WHEN","No, we need another SSR Goku before we get an SSR TIen" +Circumcision for no reason,Masturbation is a legitimate reason! +"Awful hit, especially considering the fact that it's a fucking training camp. You don't hurt your best players.",It sure is a good thing this happened in training camp instead of the World Cup... +Or out isn't just like the media wants you to perceive.,"Sure, quoting Trump verbatim is such a shady practice by the media." +"If you take a look at all the success stories of people drafted in the later rounds or not drafted at all, most of them sorta fit that criteria of people who shouldn't have succeeded. Their draft stock reflects how they would fit conventionally in a NFL team. As for my personal pick, probably Edelman. He is a mediocre at best QB coming from a minor name school, the fact that he made a name and roster spot by playing special teams and even defense, making the switch to WR, all kind of point to how difficult and unlikely his journey was.",Sounds a lot like Adam Thielen on the Vikings right now. +"If they play the song in the client or homepage, then a lot of people who don't listen to Zedd will think he is bad. Hopefully he makes a VIP remix because this was very disappointing.",U hav brought dishonor to us all Zedd :-( +"As much as I don't respect the guy, I do find it cruel that they are forced to live their last days out as a figurehead rather than spending those precious moments with their families. Fuck TSCC.","He sacrificed so many years for so long, what's a couple more?" +"Stay-at-home wife denied temple recommend due to husband not paying tithing My friend has chosen not to pay tithing for the past 6 years and consequently hasn't had a temple recommend despite otherwise being active. Bishop recently hauled his temple-recommend-holding-stay-at-home wife in for an interview. He told her that because her husband doesn't pay tithing, she needs to relinquish her temple recommend. She protested saying that she can't compel her husband to pay tithing on his income and that she doesn't work and doesn't have income. Bishop pulls her temple recommend and says she can't hold a calling. Is this a standard practice? I've never heard of this before.","She doesn't have the priesthood, it's not like she has authority over him." +"Because they believe, at least in theory, that their brand of gospel can save you. Just like a lot of Christian churches, they think it's their job to give you a lifeboat.","But even if you don't believe now, you get a chance in the afterlife!" +The Complete Idiot's Guide to Jerusalem,UN and its incompetence. +"STOP, please stop talking about them. They are both cancer, just let them die. STOP TALKING ABOUT THEM, find a real candidate.","Yes, this sounds like a reasonable solution." +Is that a pro Genji?!,"Considering I've dashed off the map multiple times, I am definitely seagull level." +I wonder what party they're voting for...,"Stein, hence why she has any votes at all there" +Another day another ape on the loose.,"Oh racism, that's fun." +How does one fight a volcano? Ice spells?,One attack roll at a disadvantage at a time. +Travel cost glitch.,You'll have to toggle off the ufo option when traveling to away games. +at 0:02 what theme is used here ?,Aura +"Canada mapped only by its roads, streets, and highways.",Crazy how nature do that +"Good news, in diamond and master people still pick dps despite not knowing how to hit shit and you're still forced to play heroes you're only semi-decent at because you're the only one that cares about team comp. I'll report back when I'm grandmaster and tell if it changes at that rank.",I can vouch for this... +You must be incredibly privileged to throw your vote behind Trump and not be negatively affected by his policies.,Well now that you called him privileged I'm sure he will change his vote and not enforce the idea that his vote is a fuck you to people like you! +"Bert Kreischer's story in episode #95 I believe, where he visits Russia and becomes the man, the legend, **THE MACHINE.**",I really really want that story to be true +"You're both right, GR is where it is because of the Grand Rapids blocking navigability.",What rapids? +"Yes, I am very aware that Supremacy can be 6v6.... Never implied otherwise.","Hey, you're that guy that said IB will be Rumble Supremacy!" +Higgins has been repeatedly called a fraud and hoaxter by people with professional credentials who have dedicated pages to his work on behalf of the US/NATO. You can easily find it. But strangely seems to be above scrutiny in this peculiar little subreddit...,I really like how you won't actually post anything. +"They did it with Who as well though. One episode dressed as a short-skirted police officer and THEY used that to define her whole character, even though there was so much to the role.",And that was her debut episode in the show to boot; gave THEM further excuses to pounce harder. +"It should be plenty for OpenVPN. I run an instance myself on a 256MB, 5GB disk, 1vCore VPS myself and performance is rock solid.",Same specs on my VPS and it handles multiple (2-3) OpenVPN connections perfectly fine. +50 Cent's awful 1st pitch given a historical perspective (Baseball),My face when Cookie Monster throws a better pitch than 50 Cent. +I call out someone who faked a markov chain generated 'patch note',Playing DotA when LoL is obviously the better game EleGiggle +"TCP retransmissions I've got two systems in quite complicated setups. Wireshark on each is showing that we are sending ACKs that don't arrive at the other one, then retransmitting. On a linux system what might you do to debug this? Any ideas at all?","Maybe this is a shot in the dark but, maybe it's the firewall?" +Curry and KD,I see they haven't yet learnt how to share 1 ball +"The I actually really liked the Ignite Song Thread It's not obviously a hype song as in theres no huge chorus and orchestra blaring out as loudly as possible but more as a soundtrack to the worlds experience and reflecting the inner determination of worlds teams I much prefer this more muted take on Worlds contention. Also the song on its own is actually pretty dope to me. Nothing felt like it didn't give as much as it wanted, the fact it was unexpected when the actual drop was going to come made the song much more interesting to listen to than most EDH songs. Finally I have no idea why people see Zedd and expected some insane epic shit. He's not even that kind of producer. This actually feels like Zedd's take on the ideas Riot gave to him and not just make really loud memorable chorusy song and slap your name on it so people will be hyped. It felt personal which is way better imo. Sorry I liked it guys, and I'm sure other people want to discuss it too without having to sift through the thousand it generic succ comments on the main thread.",Why can't we get another generic sounding radio song like warriors? +How sexist of them!!,It's not sexist if she's republican +You're right,"Correct, it's because of these damn onions..... Who am I kidding this made me blubber like a baby" +Think Hillary will get crap for not wearing a flag?,That would be sexist +"Hey, remember when we all said we should Support Our Troops. I guess that doesn't mean once they get back home and have PTSD?",I like troops that don't get PTSD. +whys is lester questioning trump so aggressively while not doing the same to Hillary? Unbiased news at its finest.,That would be sexist? +"The media, on repeat, told me for the past days that sighing is a no go for presidential debates.",What about audibly sighing? +"No, he's trying to explain why he's popular to some people. But hey. Keep up the good work trying to twist people's comments!",lol learn to +"Lost my house, my car, my job, my bank account is overdrawn, and my dog probably has a better credit rating than I do. I couldn't even pay someone to steal my identity.",I'm always hoping someone will steal my identity and continue making modest payments on my student loans +"For those trying to level up - artifact drought I know it has been mentioned before, but here it goes: Once you are 365 and above and your handicapped item (lowest light level item) is your artifact, spare a skeleton key in a strike hoard chest, which will likely give you a blue artifact that is higher than yours (if yours it's handicapping you IE: I was 374 with a 365 artifact, opened up the chest and got a 375 artifact!) The raid then dropped me a 380 later but the 375 got me out of the gutter allowing me to progress more during my adventures :)",What are these skeleton keys you speak of? +Wait a second... That's my bank details you Fuck!!!!!,Not sure why there's down votes on here tbh +Hillary saying she will end systemic institutional racism like she can do it by signing a fucking bill into law,Surely Obama ended systemic racism by simply being elected +"What new weapons/attatchments could be added? I really want to see a military and ranger revolver, with attachments etc, because i adore the ace. Also i think a low power scope like a 3x would be cool.","We still need juggernaut armor, thermal scopes and goggles, hind needs missiles, stingers, kill streak nukes, apc guns, and minigun needs buff ermagherd." +That's not really a good thing,Crosstour haters...shocking! +"Thanks! So for 144hz its better to lock around 300? What is the negative for locking at lets say, 500?","You misunderstood, it's 289" +I don't understand why players don't take this seriously? Who wouldn't jump at the chance to represent their country at CS?,"First, read Snyper's comment at the top of the thread Second, this tournament is an absolute joke every year" +I want to see this as well,He probably forgot his +"Name Someone Famous and the Deck They Would Likely Play Think of anyone you know who's pretty well known and the deck they would probably play. I'll start off with Vladmir Putin, who would probably play Battlin Boxers. xD",* Ishiro Honda - Kaiju * Koji Igarashi - Vampire * Hideo Kojima - SPYRAL GEAR SOLID: The Tangible Pain But Kojima didn't like Konami's SPYRAL so he was going to create his own TCG. +"What do you think is the worst card in the game? In my opinion, archers. Horrible at everything, too slow to take down horde, to slow to take down barbs. Decent hp is the only reason they are ever played. Still awful tho",Ice wizard. +Twitter is for sale and Google may be a buyer,I hope google makes it so we have to use our real names for handles. +So what's the excuse for Koreans losing now? I'm intrigued to see what korean fanboys/foreigner haters are gonna come up with now.,lag +Who's that?,some Terran player +"So much, yet so little....","What is that, like 2 days' worth?" +"Denver is better, all around, than they were last year.","But, but Siemian is better than Manning!" +WhatsApp beta users can now add new group participants through a public link,Allo does it better +It's not just Asian women who are playing eugenics - very sad for the children,Ew +Man watching them target Farve and then get touted as some amazing story has forever tarnished their organization for me.,Yes... Vikings legend Brett Farve! +Uhhh... 3 title fights? Shit. Does McGregor drop the belt?,The UFC will definitely force him to drop the belt and miss out on the chance to market him as a potential 2 division champ +show the me breakdown of those 521 surveyed and I'll believe it,Oh you mean the internet polls that says he won it in a landslide? +or can we . . . . .,It's probably in the hidden Vault of Glass chest +"Why did you guys choose to go into computer science? Im curios why people go into computer science, I usually hear that its because they like math. Tell me :)",To destroy humanity and build a new species +He probably fell somewhere between 8-12meters (26-40ft) depending on air resistance.,I don't think air resistance how far he falls +Why was the thread about reynad being salty removed?,"This is a place for Yogg Saron drama-only, pal" +It should have been tagged as 'irrelevant news',"I suspect that any gaming subreddit that uses irrelevant as a tag might end up with an overused tag that would, therefore, lose it's functionality." +Jeremy Corbyn loses majority support of Labour NEC | Politics,"If you wanted to make your party electable again, the absolutely best way to do so is to put the likes of Jackie Baillie, Anas Sarwar, and Kez Dugdale in the NEC..." +Because I'm not one to take free milk if someone else's dick has been in it,Yay slut shaming! +"Why does Hillary avoid addressing the problems facing poor African-American communities? And why does she refuse to apologize for referring to African-Americans as super predators? It's sickening to see her pander to people who have been so hurt for so long by her, the establishment, and the Democrat Party. They're human beings, Mrs. Clinton. Trump understands this and wants to address this, but you'd rather talk about your latest failed book. It's time for REAL change, and the mummer's farce is nearly done.",wow u bigot good job missing the vibrancy of the black church +"i saw someone on the facebook latest feed about the debates trying to claim that it was a body double standing in for hillary, so thats what we're dealing with here.",That body double was super well versed in the issues. +"Don't forget the 3-0 vs the Panthers, Colts, and Bengals part!",But none of them have winning records +Running wild through the streets,Is your refrigerator running? +"HBO ads are different style, this was more of an athletic commercial. Just because there's a narrator doesn't mean it's the same production quality as HBO",I should have added a +"WG, plz buff the Bismarck!","Clearly, it's underperforming!" +Console kids demanding for console exclusives at Minecon,"you should have just linked the whole video, not the the one scene" +Mikkel Boedker to replace Gaborik during the World Cup final,"oh goody, another member of Team Teal getting to go..." +The actual most interesting man,"Anthropologist, Philosopher, Economist, Political Scientist, Sociologist, Historian, Journalist, Innovator of Social Sciences, Revolutionary, Political and Social Activist, Editor, Writer, created the most influential current of socialism in history (20th century socialism and everything related to it are his legacy) and inspired the political, economical, resistance and social struggles of millions - I guess he's just useless 'cause he never owned a shop or a business though..." +Bikko is online!,time to unleash his bi-annual hax +"Radioactive sinkhole is deeper than first reported, Rick Scott vows to protect our water","Thank God, Rick Scott will protect us!" +What was your nickname? I hit my head when I was younger and received a big scar on my forehead from it. My classmates and the neighbourhood kids used to call me scarface because of it and this continued into my teens. By then I would chase the local kids around the neighbourhood with my chainsaw and they would be absolutely terrified and begging for their life crying. I got arrested a few time for it but I don't bother. I think because people call me it I acted like that. So what was your nickname?,My nickname was Murder McMurderPeoples. +Cats spend most of their time in a dream world. When they wake up for a few minutes they're visiting a strange alternate reality.,a strange world where they are fed and loved...must be tough +Was that really in the slideshow he presented today?,"Yep, In 2002, SpaceX consisted of carpet and a mariachi band." +Reuleaux RX200s,"Wait what why did mine not have one, i got scamed :(" +"Oui Sir, Nous avons conquered Paris.","It's Nous avons conquis Paris, you uncultured swine!" +I can do a pretty accurate rendition of the voice of their child Tobias Graves Jr.,New champion confirmed? +You should make the switch to PC. This type of senseless griefing is basically nonexistent here.,Forgot to add +I'm not allowed to win two games in a row,Damn don't you hate scripting +"DC level in his trash talk is Eddie, Joe.",Esque* +Is this really how fucked up the brain becomes with porn use?,Source? +The argument that presidential candidates should be more like previous presidential candidates strikes me as bizarro world levels of absurd.,So you want them to act like 5 year olds? +"16,000 realm gold is $100. 7k realm gold is $50. Have 1k gold left over.",I definitely took that into account +Is there any way to change this?,Yeah those white lines seem to be a problem. +"All Clinton needed to say to Trump's birther response was, Why did President Obama need to release his birth certificate when past presidents didn't?",Well Clinton started asking questions first and I put it to bed so you should really thank me +"I was fckin going to write the same thing dude, it was a really long day, I come home to play for a while and whoops, can't switch from NA to LAS, it sucks even more when there is no region line in useroptions, at least that way we could change it without the game entering 47 chromosome mode :)))). I didn't change it to NA by myself also. shits","Me and a friend did jump in the game to play a duo to just chill and talk a bit and then, game changes my region to NA, I cant change it back and whenever I try to I cant use the menu anymore, feels great <3" +People underestimate the number of moderates who wouldn't vote sanders.,Because they would've voted for Trump? +"The Texans have not addressed the J.J. Watt injury. They will tomorrow, likely placing him on Injured Reserve, then hoping he can return.",A group calling themselves Texans hasn't had this bad of a week since the Alamo. +"Clinton Keeps Saying Trump Would Start A War, But She Actually Started One In Libya","But, but.. Hillary's wars are Progressive wars so they don't count!" +A ring and back to back MVP along with a 73-9 regular season record is way more success.,"He could be frustrated with the finals loss, and feeling like the warriors aren't giving him the shit he needs to win" +I would maybe go to one of his rallies lol,Heresy! +ACT score release Is anyone tested yet that hasnt gotten their scores? will scores come out tonight?,I really need mine for a scholarship program and the deadline is 11:59 PT +To the guy that showed off his Zelda cloth diaper a while back...,What a shit post. +"Trump's Georgia Campaign Manager resigns over undisclosed past felonies! Extreme, EXTREME vetting, folks!",I hire only the best people. +The time TNA failed to lower Mr. Anderson's mic during his entrance,"This...This perfectly sums up TNA for me, from a business perspective." +"State of Missouri takes measure to nazis adopting a half mile, liberal rage","Yeah man, don't you know that contributing to society by cleaning up a half mile of piss jugs and cigarette butts completely absolves you of being a horrible person?" +It's....It's Beautiful!,no its actually v ugly. +"This, is why you never whisper info too mafia members...",will try this as jester next time :-) +Or Jordy Nelson?,Nah he's more of a scrappy gym rat kind of receiver +Yea it's super fucking dumb. Makes me wonder what behind the scenes political BS is causing this decision...,Hmm **I wonder**... +"Hey, nobody thinks it's exclusive so I think it's okay.","If you can get them to wear the same pair of panties, now that would be a challenge." +Haven't u heard? He's immortal,"Sigh, its way too fucking believable" +"Easier all around to learn a few tamil commands, right? It's not like the tiger is going to be having deep philosophical discussions.",But Hindi is our national language! +\#throwbacktime,waaaayyyyyback Wednesday my dude +"A man walked alone in the darkness. He didn't know which direction to go, nor remember where he was going. And, he couldn't even remember who he was. He sat down to give his exhausted feet a rest. Suddenly, he looked up and saw an old woman before him. Her skin wrinkled, pale, aquiline nose and chin full of warts. Her lips painted monstrous curves as she began to speak with sneered voice. Now it's your third wish. What shall it be? The third wish? The man confused. How can it be three wishes? What about the first and second one? You have used two wishes already, said the old witches, but your second wish was telling me to reverse the first one. So now you don't remember anything at all because everything is the same as before you make a move. She looked at the poor man with pitying eyes, Now you just have one wish. Well, I do not believe in this stuff, but a little try won't harm anyone. He took a deep breath and whispered. I wish I know who I am. How ridiculous, the woman said as she faded into the darkness. That was your first wish.",everyone knows you wish for a thousand wishes first +"mine has 3,500 I use it a 800",The human eye can't see more than 800 dpi anyway +Chilling does better with no skill ups than max skilled,How come? +"PawN and Ryu are both Jayce players, and they are in AHQs group so your theory will be tested for sure.",PawN is subbing I think but we still got Deft +Questions will be coming from Facebook too...ugh.,Oh I'm sure that'll be well-balanced. +"Regardless of how much he eats, he needs to pay a commensurate amount. I would refrain from judging his eating habits as that's starting to veer towards asshole territory. If he's not paying for the amount of food he eats, you can tell him to buy his own food. If he's smart, he'll want to avoid that and save money.","Run it by him several times now, he usually says he can't afford it right now, after receiving several amazon packages the same week." +How you played 80 games,No life +when are we getting new news on pokemon sun and moon?,The next news is scheduled for October the 4th at 2:00 pm BST. +Say goodbye to that if there is a President Trump and AG Christie.,"But the GOP is pro state rights, they'ed never reverse a core stances" +"3 hours long, how convenient... An exec at Warner Bros","I know, we could get two 90 minute movies out of that!" +UK Paper picks up story that Hillary Clinton was possibly wearing a 'mysterious box with wires' and an 'ear-piece' during TV debate with Trump.,"Honestly it just looks like her bra strap where the box is, the rest is likely her Reptilian overlord spinal column." +without a doubt UK is 3rd,but we don't even have a scene +"If he develops depression after having a bad game and the press/club/city turning on him, maybe.",Let's all hope he develops depression! +CTR could never downvote a minority Pepe,# It's obviously an Uncle Tom Pepe + +Wings? We dont need wings,Shoulda used flaps for lift +what if you were the best player though?,He never was or will be the best player though. +Fall for clickbait? You're a dumbass. Comment on thread without reading the article? You're a dumbass. You can't win.,You win in life with Adblock. +"People who browse /pol/ get called far worse every day by eachother. No one gives a fuck because it's all totally anonymous, unlike the strict moderation of reddit. The author of this piece probably has no idea of 4chan culture and wrote a piece on literal troll threads/ troll posts. This is what journalism has descended into.",i meant to +A certain U.S. Presidential candidate is a master at whoring out his name. Perhaps they learned from him.,Clinton? +"Can we get an earpiece that will automatically translate anything around us? Maybe shape it like a small, yellow, leechlike fish.","Unless your name is Arthur Dent, you do realize you're dooming yourself (and the rest of humanity except for the one or two survivors) to a catastrophic early death?" +"When we *are* finally are hit by an asteroid, it will probably be mere moments after some misguided soul utters the phrase: Hey, we're safe from this danger of large asteroids hitting the earth","So if no one ever actually says it (though writing it's fine), we're safe, right?" +"Well, as an economist with an (indirect) interest in public economics, I have to say he is very much right. Brilliant!",so maybe discourage being poor by taxing it? +WBZ-UMass Poll: Voters Favor Legal Recreational Marijuana: 53% yes to 40% no,I am really shocked it is that close. +"My Parallax is ready in 3 days. If you haven't gotten any offer till then, feel free to add me or to respond.","sure, what would be your adds?" +Any details about this doco? Getting tired of people peddling the vaccines cause autism shit.,"So much better to have a child die or spread a deadly disease than be autistic, after all" +Pepe the Frog meme branded as a 'hate symbol',"I've always hated that dumb frog, makes sense" +WHOS. THAT. POKEMON!?,I don't think it's a Cloyster. +Spooky Vita Games for October It's that time of year folks. Which creepy horror games will you play leading up to Halloween? Could be something from your backlog or a title you'd recommend to other players.,Persona 4 Golden had a halloween scene. +Upcoming Balance Changes - Update 6.1.3 - News,Right after I craft a bunch of cards for Worgen OKT.. I'm so sad.. +"what a hoot... The most progressive, pro-corporate, pro-war, pro-Wall St. candidate ever. ever ever.","but she has a vagina, so she's got that going for her..." +MDMA,"Yep cos I can take MDMA every day with no side effects, right?" +doesnt heal her from true damage tho,Because that's sooooo important +"Well, there's 10 years between the two kids. I'm guessing at least one of them probably wasn't planned.","11 years between me and my older brother, so you can jog on with that shit." +"Israel literally did nothing but have a politician die...and that warrants attacks against Israelis? What next, a stabbing for every shit taken?","I mean, that shit came from food from Palestinian lands, so obviously." +Thoughts and Prayers App,Oh I'm sure this thread won't be full of toxic comments and hating on religious people. +Blessed am I on this glorious day.,we are ALL british on this blessed day :) +What are 3 stat points you would like to see floating above people's heads?,[approachability] so I know who to avoid [emotion] [gender] so I don't use the wrong pronouns +I live in western pa... I have to stay quiet about politics because of this cult phenomenon too.,"Yeah, but they're the shy ones that aren't getting caught in the polls." +Every answer-with work shown-to any textbook.,*America only. +"Honestly a little surprised that this wasn't even thought of in development - like give each nuke an ID, and if more than 1 player holds the same ID nuke, remove one of them, as it would only be possible in this scenario.",Blizzard like to work things out the hard way... sometimes... most of the time... +"its all politics. Regardless of her politics, If they don't arrest her, (they won't) The public should really take notice, because we have 1 person in prison for treason and one living abroad on the run from the US government escaping treason charges for the same thing. It proves what everyone already knows: politicians are above the law.","But if we jail and prosecute politicians, the common man will start to get uppity and demand to receive just treatment." +Police arrest more people for marijuana use than for all violent crimes combined,Putting people in prison is big business. +"From what I can tell, the basic story is always the fucking same. Absolutely useless.","Yep, there is a point where you get sponsorships and in the cut scenes they talk to you as if you've never met the other athletes in the advertisement and they introduce you to one, and it just so happens to be your teammate..." +So...crew member?,just be happy you get the experience to work on that pos +Cum?!??!? Nu i-au cazat la Hilton?,Ai uitat +What is smegma and how is it created?,How is babby formed? +Is/will it be dangerous to remove the plastic and fans from my MSI R9 390 and paint it gold and silver with sharpie pain pens ? Yeah,You should instead bedazzle your gpu. +How does this make sense?!,"Because ones a great game, the over is shit?" +Oh. That's why I'm banned with the reason of kys,fucking leafy fans +The rest of the guilds in top 11 are still on Cenarius. I'm really curious what Exorsus did differently to everyone else.,got legendarys +"Yeah I definitely agree with you on technical knowledge being beneficial, especially when it comes to knowing what you can/ can't do for a client.","Or in most cases, the BA just promises things the development team can't deliver." +NYT: Papers Backing Clinton Hit With Flood of Cancelations,We did what was right over what would be most profitable +400+ people who play this game are under 16 i think it said....and 400+ people have been playing for 8 years... these stats don't make sense when u correlate them. Unless I'm just being dumb,But I'm not cool if I haven't been playing since World at War. +"So, I started doing loadout art and this is my first completed work, my own Solly loadout. Critique me!",Big Simpsons fan eh? +No thanks. Having one of him in mke is enough,I can't fathom why a blm supporter and sjw wouldn't want more people like Sheriff Clark +Trump jokes about kicking Non-Christians out of his rally,"Donald Trump makes the best jokes, everyone knows that ." +Everytime I got flamed for picking Zarya in HL I am ALWAYS top damage on my team. GJ Jaina who has half damage of Zarya despite 5 man Grav Surge,Everyone knows damage meters tell the story of who did the best in the best in the game. +"iPhone 7 Plus, 128GB storage",Lol the storage makes all the difference +Quite the contrary. It is math you do as a Democrat to make yourself feel better. Democrats do not make up 44 percent of the electorate. Reuters seems to have adjusted the poll sample in order to get a result supporting the Democrat-Clinton narrative (*i.e.* suggesting a large poll bounce). They got caught. It really undermines the credibility of Reuters-Ipsos as a legitimate poll.,"When literally all the other polls show a similarly large poll bounce, including Republican leaning pollsters that DO adjust for party ID, like Rasmussen (who showed a +6 post-debate bump for Clinton), I do not think you have a point." +'Star Trek Beyond' Director Justin Lin Tackling 'Hot Wheels' for Legendary,Hopefully they stick to the source material! +Hank Aaron?,"Naw, he's used greenies, doesn't count." +E-Sports is just full of cringe. Only reason to watch.,why arent esports taken srsly like fotball were cool 2 +But it's a GIF tho,"Yeah, that changes *everything*." +Ethnographic map of the Balkans in 1861 by a French cartographer,"I would allways be cautious with ethnic maps from these time periods, especially if it shows a region like the balkans." +He suggested DJT was institutionalized for the same reason that everyone suggested DJT donated to NAMbLA-- to get him to release records.,Sounds like something a real professional would do. +Zielpunkt gibts noch?,"Ja, irgendwo mit Falco auf einer geheimen Karibikinsel :)" +Looks like another case of a good guy with a gun stopping a bad guy with a gun.,We need to make sure that only the government and criminals have weapons so that things like this won't happen in the future. +"This is like the Holocaust joke. Hitler killed 6m Jews and 1 clown, but people only ask about the clown. CF kills millions but people only.get angry about his few rapes. If you are going to be all SJW then get angry about all the killing first.","the clown is the only 1 that matters, how will we laugh now" +Hideo Itami and Kota Ibushi will be a team on Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic,I hope we eventually get a Nakumara/Itami feud though. +Or you can use your hand and not just jump in.,"It makes me wonder if these people have burnt their hands numb over the years because they wouldn't check things in microwaves or ovens to make sure they weren't too hot, or something." +Controller will barely help you. It's all about practice. My advice is to be super aggressive. It doesn't matter where you hit it just make sure you do and hit it hard but obviously make sure it's not gunna go towards your goal. Also make sure your thinking about getting boosts all the time.,"Here, you dropped this:" +Buying vs. renting a home over 25 years -,Bullshit +"Its funny because Hauntzer was almost completely ignored in playoffs and performed amazing in teamfights and map play. Especially against C9 having a shit matchup every game. Bjerg can get himself ahead, only bot lane can struggle at times. But if they get a lead then Sven can just wreak havoc on the enemy jungle.",He only got solo killed twice in one of the games so his entire year building up to worlds is irrelevant. +Faker and peanut should team up to bring NA a championship,Faker without Bengi LUL +wtf is a lawl?,lawlerskates.. roflcopters.. you know.. L O L :D +But then she couldn't use him to secretly feed her self worth,Because all women crave bad attention. +"It's just fanboyism. That's all it is. They wouldn't care if Blizzard made an exact copy of SKyrim they'd still say Skyrim stole ideas from them. Doesn't matter what game, when, or where, they will say that Blizzard made it first",B-b-b-but Blizzard made The First MMO! +Jankos in the top 20? Doublelift on the list over uzi? Lol,Very insightful comment sir. +"Im looking for a novel about a mc who helps his friends/family I want a mc who has skills to help his loved ones. I like it when the mc makes a holy sword for his girl or gives a immortal pill to his brother. I like when the mc has tons of money and buys things for people. I know this sounds kinda dumb. Here are some novels that I liked. I started to hate some later on though. TDG was one I dont like anymore. ATG, CD, MGA, Awakening, TDG, Long Live Summons, Re Monster, LMS, Tensei Shitara Slime Datta Ken, Beyond, Miracle Throne, Godheads, PMG and a lot more.",Close combat mage +No. This isn't 1 billion in cancellations. It's one billion from a combination of people cancelling and all those that are already not TV customers,"but they're media companies, their profits are divine rights" +What's wrong with it? He's saying look at all possible reasons for this to have happened before claiming it's a coincidence ..,I see no +How many men happily admit to being 5'11 instead of rounding up to 6ft?,Nobody knows why I always wear boots. +Does Bruno Mars is gay?,The rumor come out. +"It's not people on this sub, it's a bunch of folks from drama subs that some trolls are using to target this sub.","I see the victim complex still persists, great quality in a mod" +Is it bad I want trump to become president so we can see garrison as president next season,"Huh, I didn't realize Garrison was a metaphor for Trump until now." +also anti Italian but I don't see that making the news rounds,Part of the secret Jewish agenda probably.. +"FBI, Secret Service join investigation of activity at Providence hotel","Move along people, nothing to see here." +Should've included Winn.,Who? +Where the fuck was this Lafell a few years ago?,He needed a good QB. +"Respond: It could be you and someone else, but you won't move on.","Oh yeah, people are just interchangeable orifices, after all." +So trump,Yeah totally he invented fascism +Neat. I didn't know that. What DIDN'T NASA do?,Land on the moon +"I used to be a mechanic. So, I have a HUGE tool box in the garage. I had an ex who decided to re-arrange this tool box. By color and texture. I'm not kidding here. So, all of the shiny things are now in this drawer. And the red things are over here. Yellow in the drawer below red... It makes perfect sense! *kill me now*",Pretty sure that's legal justification for homicide +"They're also claiming that the shoes they sold were real, and that he brought back fake ones to try to scam *them*","which is totally why they deleted the instagram picture with the shoes in them on the day the kid bought em, of course" +Ex called asking which house it was less than 5 minutes after I received the text from OP saying she wasn't comfortable with it. At that point it made things incredibly awkward and I wasn't sure how to handle it.,Meeting up with your ex on your birthday at your house alone after your gf said she was uncomfortable with it sounds like an excellent idea to avoid and akward situation. +And I bet that couple paid for all of it on their own right?,Oh I'm sure god provided for them every step of the way +"I was in a game the other day when we steamrolled the other guys for the first couple of minutes before the entire opposing team quit ... all except for one Genji. I opened up a message box (on xbox) to send him a note to say sorry his team was shit, and he should join our group after the match. Since I was typing with a d-pad, I timed out due to inactivity just before sending the message. I got kicked, was not allowed to rejoin, got no credit for the win, and was slapped with a 10 minute timer that made my team wait before looking for another match. So dumb.",That's what you get for being friendly :P +"Samantha Bee's staff shows us that they are a diverse group, representative of society, and tolerant of other people's opinions.",Look at that diversity ONE MALE TOP LEFT! +What Do You Want Back? Pokemon is kinda known for introducing features and randomly getting rid of them in a future game. What do you want back most? Seals? VS Seeker? Poke-Athlon? Walking with Pokemon? Battle Frontier? Shard Move-Tutors? Gym Leader Rematches like in Sinnoh/HGSS? Partner trainers like Riley in Sinnoh? Seasons? World Tournament? Whatever that was in a previous game but was taken out :),A postagme. +Dont be absurd. People dont play this game for fun... as evidenced by this thread,"lol, this thread is such a big sample of the gta online playerbase" +"Not to intrude, but may I inquire why that finger is stinkin'?",Maybe him being gay wasn't the only reason parents told their kids to stay away +"I just turn off the lights in my room and play with it a lil bit closer, I tend to shut myself from the world when I do so the small screen doesn't really bother me at all.","Yeah, that sounds great for your eyes" +I thought that got debunked and was essentially a way to scam people out of a very small amount of money for a more-or-less useless piece of paper. Like selling a square foot on the moon.,"Whoa, I'll have you know not only do I own land in Scotland, I also have had a star named after me." +"Two types of people that don't belong in Nofap Moderates - PMO in moderation is key. Fap once a month for maximum success. No, it is quite obvious that people here cannot PMO in moderation. They would've never come here if that were the case. Hence the No in Nofap. First Daters - asked a girl out, Nofap works! While these posts may appear harmless, they are actually quite dangerous because they cause people to think about the opposite sex which ultimately leads to fantasizing. If you are one of the few who is able to think about the opposite sex without fantasizing, you are in the minority and your needs are secondary to those of everyone else",Don't forget the occasional PUA who come here spouting their chauvinistic crap and usually get downvoted to hell. +Why tell people. Let them find out on their own.,"Yeah, people with drug addiction problems deserve to die" +"Please, don't do it - I will pay you not to do it !!",Too late (dead) +I think it's also the fact that when they started losing they stopped buying more pinks because they feel that there's no point if you can't defend the vision you just placed.,"actually when they started losing, they banned asol and started over" +"Right, but the term unisex has the problem that it only fits people who identify themselves as only having one gender, so people who aren't sure what's between their legs or identify as multiple gendered or non-gendered haven't got any place to go to the toilet.","You dropped this," +INTZ just had a good game vs EDG - Brazil macro at another level partly CONFIRMED.,"Yeah because what I said is that the one game proves NA is on another level of macro, I didn't claim it as evidence, you're right." +There are actually experiments going on looking into spraying aerosols in the higher atmosphere to block part of the sunlight coming in.,That would cost a lot of money and I don't see any direct benefit. +School counselor hailed hero after talking student into giving up gun,But wouldn't she have been a bigger hero and things a lot simpler if she had her own gun and just shot him instead... +Just trying to get in here before anyone legitimately suggests it. You know someone will.,I mean it wouldn't be half-bad +Your downvotes is how wrong you are,"Because the masses are ALWAYS right, and that's why democracy is such a wonderful system." +Egypt MP ridiculed for proposing college virginity tests,How will they test the males? +A pharmaceutical firm also recently patented a synthesis for synthetic analogues of the active alkaloids in Kratom. So there's also that.,"Oh great, because we all remember how great synthesizing marijuana went!" +"the only queen who played a shady game, but was so good at it you couldn't hate it",I'd do the same tbh if 4 hoes would call me a booger +What? Beer and Hamburgers you damn European,Because European sports fans are famously sober at sporting events... +"Oh for fucks sake man that sounds terrible.. Joke about it. Tell her you had to give mouth to mouth to the man in the iron mask after he got out of a fire or something. Tell her you got some frostbite on your extremities saving orphans from a frozen lake. Make it less serious by not caring. When she asks you what actually happened show her a build pic of a good hot coil and tell her the story, then you have an in for some conversation since your in the industry if she's at all curious. Er, that's what I would do anyway.","Fuck it, I'm just gonna shove the hot coil in her face and see how she likes it!" +"Why aren't salespeople allowed to touch your setup? I went into my local vape shop today and asked the salesperson how to replace the coil in my new tank. He said he couldn't touch it because of vaping regulations, and walked me through it instead. What is the point of this regulation? Why can't they touch my tank?",TO PROTECT THE CHILDREN! +never put color and whites,that sounds a bit racist to me +Slither Victoriously,*Your ssskills are hysssterical* +What is your instant downvote?,Why if the Comment doesn't contribute to the conversation of course! +My adv buddy needs to learn this.,"He has actual mud on his ADV bike, he's doing it wrong." +"Yes, because it dies in 6 hrs and 20 mins. -G.",oh lol i knew that +4,Come on schnitzel you dont wanna do this man remember the good times +42,Just smoked 42 cigarettes and still can't float did you use proper scientific method to come to that conclusion. +Still wasn't worth it.,What? +American Suburbs - Street View (Video out soon),Haha very funny but you can't just take a picture outside and call it cities: skylines +Such a stupid attitude. So insufferable listening to fans demand their money back because no playoffs,but they obviously weren't trying hard enough! +Because the rest of the world doesn't trust the US as a steward after Snowden.,"Yes, I trust the OIC so much more." +Duterte: Human rights is 'anti-thesis' of government,"God lord, good statement Lord President, Sieg Heil o/" +"Wow, I have never seen one of these...and I live in LA!",Louisiana isn't the place that comes to mind when I think of access to sweet Pokemerch... +"I agree with everyone else, but also add: Trust your intuition. If it smells off somehow, your subconscious is telling your something important!","Nah man, that's God talking to you!" +I grew up in Texas where everyone calls any woman they don't know ma'am. Move to Wisconsin and I get chewed out left and right for calling women ma'am. Apparently up here it means you're calling someone old? Wtf? What am I supposed to call you? Miss? I'M MARRIED! Mrs? I'M NOT MARRIED! Ma'am? I'M NOT OLD YOU ASSHOLE! OK then cunt. Have it your way.,"Maybe you should stop assuming women's ages and marital status, shitlord." +MIUI is not something I want my phone to be modeled on.,TouchWiz rocks! +<--------- How many runs the Jays will score tonight,Add 1 to the total for runs the bullpen gives up! +"I've tried Skittles and Tic Tacs, they don't do it for me. [0]",Are you sure you're grabbing the right parts? +I just don't understand why a person would FORCE clothes on when they're obviously not going to fit past a point... don't they consider how hard it will be to get them off? And surely something that tight isn't going to be flattering... why not size up?,But if it's tight it'll work like a corset and show off their *curves*! +ISIS suicide bomber blows up himself and 15 other IS fighters accidentally because of faulty explosive belt.,When asked about it Obama said families of the victim should be able to sue the manufacturer. +WEST HAM 1-1 BORO ...Baby Steps.,So many wasted opportunities ... I guess 1 point is better than none... +The ice spirit's face is creepy as hell! Look at that thing.,It's just HAPPY let it enjoy DAMMIT. +"I did the same thing when I went back to school: attended community college to get the basics out of the way. Your story reminds me of a day when we were sitting in the hallway waiting for our history professor to show up so we could hand in our final papers. I was talking with a girl who was in a few of my classes and we were talking about our grades and I mentioned that since I had an A in the class, I didn't have to take the final. For some reason, I had mentioned that I was currently making an A in the history class also. This girl sitting across the hall from me who was listening in then quipped, You have a an A in this class and you have an A in that class? Do you have As in all your classes? Told her that I did have all As. She then responded with Are you are genius? I told her that no, I wasn't a genius, I was just a 30 year old who should have finished college the first time around.",You braggart +"Since we're calling it SuMo instead of SM, is that how we're going to abbreviate all of the main series games now?","Because SuMo looks cooler, obviously." +"(SPOILERS) You know what gets me about the subway tunnel loading screen/cutscene during the third visit to Prague? It's not how Jensen constantly checks out his left hand. Dude's gotta make sure his equipment is 100% working order, even if it does seem a little obsessive. It's that Adam is just casually and leisurely walking through the tunnels. There's no rush, right? It's not like Marchenko is initiating another attack or anything. You'd think Adam would haul ass and sprint or at least jog through the tunnels, and he wouldn't tire himself anytime soon thanks to his augments, but no. He apparently feels like taking in the sights of the Prague underground. I imagine the final mission would have turned out very different had Jensen decided not to take four hours to traverse the damn subway tunnels. TF29 would've gotten to London on time, stopped Marchenko and his goons before they even had a chance to enact their plans, and might've even joined the guests at the party for drinks afterwards. Thanks a lot, Jensen. Hope taking your time was worth it.",Maybe he was saving energy +"If he does pay, is that legal?","If he pays someone he's in the wrong, if he doesn't he's in the wrong... There's just no winning with you liberals!" +Females should be branded like Livestock (incelAbode),I mean...I may have weird sexual fantasies of being branded and the like but I've never been so ashamed of my kinks that I've tried to push it as law +REEEEEEEEEEEE NEOLIBS REEEEEEE,it's actually neoliberalism**s**....thus this tweet should end with +Where's the RGB lighting then?,How do we know it isn't RGB just set to blue? +A bunch of fnafcringers play awful versions of DOOM,"I was playing GZDoom whilst you recorded this, and I wouldn't call it awful." +"Not really, ESL do this all the time & everyone loves it, they even have a director of memes. If someone takes this serious then they're over sensitive. Everyone loves this.",Let's not act like this subreddit wouldn't overreact if it was optic in that tweet +What movie will you NEVER watch?,The new ghostbusters +Thorin's Thoughts - The Miserable Mouz (CS:GO),TL;DW Ban dust 2 against Mouz +Yeah I know it's a shame but I'd rather not get in a fight or end up in hospital because of a football game,The simple solution to this is just to bring a bigger knife. +"That doesn't mean it's okay to look at any child porn, it's fucked up and disgusting.",It's OK because the lolis are actually hundreds of years old. +They're already spinning it by saying that these documents weren't obtained legally.,You would expect a guy who tells Russia to hack into someone else's email to really care about the legality of those leaks +Trump Tax Records Obtained by The Times Reveal He Could Have Avoided Paying Taxes for Nearly Two Decades,And that makes him smarter than us +"Your goody two shoes comment disgusts me, what I have said is perfectly justified and reasonable, women are better off being slaves to men, than creating this huge class of incels, whom they mock and torture.","Sure, let's enslave part of the human race because that never ends badly." +"A $916 million loss in one year? Yeah, this is the guy I want running the country.","But he obviously made it out ok, so we'll only have to wait 20 years after he ruins the economy!" +Over/under Kryssie argues with production during Live DR?,I HOPE SO +Hard out here for a pimp,"You know it boi," +"Police propose Household Drug Tests, marking households tested drug-free with stickers on their doors/gates.","God did it, Hitler did it, why not Duterte?" +I have yet to see a militant atheist kill people for being religious,That's because they're busy killing other militant atheists +"Heres my endorsement: Razer Deathadder, I cant use it as an excuse when i do poorly. Also, it works on glass tables. Razer, feel free to hit me up with that sponsorship.",professional elite esports gaming +Drive thru little ceasers,God is real. +Hillary Clinton is an adult with humility. Her bottom line is the outcomes not personal feelings. She proved that after her loss to Obama. She didn't mind calling him boss.,I honestly can't imagine how hard that must be +Imperial Union of Britain (Fascist UK),"Wait, isn't Britain already fascist?" +now I know why chinese leave babies out in the cold to die,what do you think happened to my siblings? +"What does Niki Lauda actually do at Mercedes? It seems like he won a prize and he just attends all the races. Seems out of place and doesn't seem like he contributes to anything, just stirs stuff up for the media. I know his history and was a big fan of him.",Sabotages Hamilton's engines +How many has he scored for Juve now?,Oh i just wish there was a website where we could be up to date on player stats +"Ibrahimovic + Pogba + Rashford + Mata = Several shots, no goal Marital first shot = goal",Yeah weird. +Thank you! This is helpful. I think there's a small typo in 3.a.i. -- it says tigers would face Jays in Baltimore.,"No, that's correct...its just how wacky this whole situation is!" +"The only direction he'll be going towards is homelessness dude, where will they find so much money kids are expensive af",In the land of opportunity! +Note 7 had this feature first.,Typical Apple to copy +"Holy shit, yet another kiwi posting on here, desperate to see the new episode. New Zealand must be way cooler than I imagine. Where are the Aussies, Brits, and other English speakers?",Brit checking in +Practice mowing lawns pls,Hey you're that one guy who racked in all that Karma with the totally air tight and believable story. +Let me guess: Screaming leftist harpie having a meltdown?,Wow you really hit the nail on the head there +I'm bored... can you tell?,0/10 forehead too small +I don't think Pence is pursuing the votes of people who want the man pardoned.,Pence: Dude prolly did something else he didn't get caught for. +Is that not offside since Ox hits it into Kos who's ahead of him? and also a handball?,"Well, I'm no expert but probably" +"Yeah, but at any rate that's still better than the 0 devices you can change the specs of.",Well I can add a headphone port to my iPhone 7 using only a drill +Who?,"Our former Captain/best player for the past 10 years, you may have heard of him before idk though." +What the fuck is that play?,Gee I wonder if they're gonna run or pass +"Umberto Gonzalez was wrong again He said a few months ago that Finn Jones had a cameo as Iron Fist, that he would show up in the last episode. And we didn't see him. That's not the first time he was wrong. And you guys still believe the Zendaya = MJ leak?",Umberto Gonzales wrong?Well I guess there's a first time for everything... +Deeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeF yooooooooooooU,How rude! +Every back story involves some sexual assault. Really? Why is that the only thing people can think of that can make women strong?,"Because it's all we have to offer, so if we're tainted we need to be super strong to get over it" +I thought I'd turn into Batman on my 5th birthday (spoiler alert: I did),How's Martha? +LF1 wotm fresh going for all monitors. Add psn,Pijitien +no ty. I like Huhi.,You dropped this: +"Today I learned that I am responsible for this guy's penis, somehow.","Well, maybe you shouldn't have forced him to desire you." +Wishlist of small arms? Anyone have a list of firearms or equipment they would like to see? I'd love to see an FAL and a Vz58 in the game. I'm sure both could be Militia or insurgent type weapons.,AK-107 because the balanced automatics recoil system would not make it OP at all. +I'm a patreon supporter and didn't get an email about this. Found out here :/,It was on the $15 tier. +FalleN double lock on Neo in toilets?,"There might be a explanation for this but i found it weird, why look into the wall not only once but twice in 1 second?" +Of course i would like those robotic little *dolls* standing at the end of my hallway.,thank fuck i'm a night owl then +Until October 27th,Why? +look up the UN official ps4 community called r PSVR,United nations? +"Hey FOX NEWS, you realize basement dwellers was never said by HRC right? It's just a talking point the Trump campaign spun up. Way to keep it news-like over there.",Something something... EMAILS! +"Did Auston Matthews choose his number after David Ortiz? Just a thought but with Auston having the nickname Papi growing up, I wonder if he picked his number after Big Papi. If this is just completely wrong, anyone know why he did pick 34?",He was a huge kiprusoff fan +LeBron endorses Hillary Clinton for president,"That's for not signing J.R., Dan" +I got a real life friend to start playing! I'm super happy that my friend decided to try out this game after he got a computer capable of running it. I'm excitedly awaiting hearing about his newbie blunders and comparing them to mine back when I started in the anarchy league! Hurrah for new people joining us!,Fuck your happines and your real friends +What's unbelievable is Hillary's social media team posted this like it was a positive moment doing the shimmy shake look like I'm about to cry I just got BTFO I don't know if I'm even a human being,Healthy people pass out and need to be thrown in trucks like sides of beef as well as have seizures that resemble shimmies all the time +I am the 'Worst Personality in OW' here is my perspective and AMA,"This drama is great for an upcoming eSports game guys, great job." +Long live the king!,And people complain TF2 executions aren't heavy enough. +Can someone please post this on r/photoshopbattles ?,Done. +"Damn, that's a sexy case as is. The cat is a nice touch though.",Sexy cat... +"Could you stop this shitty nonsense? Those doctors are needed to help sick people, don't encourage to leave sick people for dead.",Can't believe I had to come this far down the thread to find the troll... +uhhh... you need to reevaluate your life choices...,It's a meme you dip +* VIP/motorsport didnt work for the first two day * Haven't receive my warthog and my pre-order car yet. * Performance issue. * Crash issue * Download issue,Consoles for life you PC peasant! +Mom i'm on the reddit!,congratulations son +Don't forget t1-3 fortress coming out all at once. Kinda stupid I was posting about this stuff spring season and getting down voted and now people are yapping about stuff I'm already over. Like my expectations for skin releases have been low since summer,But Fortress has the best le skin. +Old Nintendo Club. Still not a fan of the current iteration.,You got to love all those free themes and miitomo clothes +Hillary Clinton on Assange: Can't we just drone this guy?,Please can we get back to the bigger issue of a businessman legally taking advantage of the tax code? +"In a nutshell :D but don't get your hopes up, they will only buff monsters nobody ever use......","thats the point i guess haha, unless you are being sarcastic in which case you are missing a" +"You got Matthews, i don't think you should complain",They're still bitter about McDavid give them some time. +"Never threw away any games in Ranked. If there was ever a game that was given up on, it was because of a toxic player.",Picking a hero you have 30% WR on is throwing games. +Yeah this girl behavior is such a shame..,"Yeah how dare she be silly and playful with her husband, such a shame she was acting this way!" +"His 4 viewers were all cracking up. I like how people boast about being on twitch. You know that anyone can just make an account there, right?","4 viewers makes me a better player than you obviously, it's 5 against 1" +"Mods, if my anti-trump post didn't have to do with Catholic Politics, why does this stay up?",Cuz shillary +great . another one.,How dare he be from Latin America and their culture! +Fords gonna have a hard time outdoing Dodge this time,I wish this went into production so I can at least have the chance to see it on the street lol +bet i could beat you blindfolded on ztn,1300 elo scum playin ztn only +"Once the shields go, nobody above bronze 1 is shooting for the crotch.",Yeah let's use multiplayer to talk about an actual in-universe issue +Highest attended club per country in Europe,How do you get .178 of a person? +SUV tries to overtake a bus.,it's worth it because he could have gotten to his destination 0-2 seconds quicker. +Come to think of it I've never seen Tom Brady and the Zodiac killer in the same room before,"Well if you did, I'm sure you'd just use it as fuel to say he must be an accomplice." +Mike Pereira admits to snitching on Josh Norman for 'bow and arrow' celebration.,And the league complains about declining viewership... Wonder why +WikiLeaks cites report saying Clinton mulled killing Assange with drones,"there's no proof behind any of it, but it *feels* like it should be right, so let's run with it." +Iraqis Use 9/11 Bill to Demand Compensation from US for 2003 Invasion,Nobody saw this coming +Google Pixel Leaked,Are they already releasing the iPhone 7s ? +Maybe you can swap the switches? I think they made it is so its really easy.,"No they usually are soldered with 3+ pins each switch, so changing the switches would be actually more expensive and way more time consuming than just buying a TKL Cherry MX Red Keyboard :(" +The US government owns CNN and MSNBC now?,You missed the takeover? +Seriously. He's coming out the clear winner of Election 2016.,Too bad he's ineligible....because he wasn't born here +5 Color Combo just launched a Kickstarter for a new MTG app.,I'm sure Hasbro will be totally fine with third parties making money from a program that allows you to play Magic online. +First what game is this and second what programs are you running in the background?,He probably contemplated opening Chrome. +"There will be bundle packs of Creation Crystals available... They're supposed to be $10 for 1, $20 for 3, or $50 for 8. The 8 pack will be Earth, Water, Life, Undead, Tech, Magic, Light and Dark (missing Fire and Air). Note: Prices listed above are in US dollars.",I could never do that... Reasons being the cost and that these crystals have the potential to be a one time gimmick like the last 2 years +"FBI agreed to destroy laptops of Clinton aides with immunity deal, sources say",That isn't suspicious at all +"but if you want a high-end gaming machine this year, then PS4 Pro is your only option.",PC does not have the highest quality pixels though +"Alabama is not really indicative of other D-1 sports programs. It brings in more revenue than any NHL team. IIRC, only 20 D-1 football teams are in the black. Also, while Alabama has certainly had a huge increase in cash, it has plummeted in the U.S. News & World rankings (while I think these rankings suck, lots of people care about them). UA was in like low 80s for public universities just like 5 years ago and is now like tied for 115th.",But if I can't take the exception to the rule as my evidence I can't prove my point! +A few guys last week dropped her defending a rapist...without even mentioning that A) She's a lawyer and B) Her job was to provide legal defense for a rapist and C) She didn't want to do it. But she was a defense attorney and someone hired her to defend.,Due process and right to counsel is a buncha socialist lib bullshit for queers Oh uh and I love the Constitution or whatever +Yea but he has to live in Sacramento...,"True, but better than Fresno or Oakland haha" +All American beer drinker here! Top: Fort Hill Brewery (local) Middle: Samuel Adams Easy drinker: Yuengling,"Had a good time in PA fueled mostly by Yuengling, Iron City, and a visit to Old Latrobe and Rolling Rock brewery before they sold out." +"Seeing as it was china, surprised no one just used a hammer.",because they're heartless in those mysterious dragon-infested lands... +Simple and straightforward. I dig it. Now to figure out how to explain this in draft.,but we need more dps! +you say massacre but you could just say heathens sent to jesus,ya forgot the +Netflix le dio la IP del que le estaba usando la cuenta: ok. Como hizo para llegar hasta los nombres de las personas que lo estaban usando sin orden judicial de por medio?,Les dijo que era blanco. +You failed the squat because you were testing your limits. There's no shame in that.,"I know, still embarrassing though." +Facebook delivered: only white people eat non-burnt meat,No wonder they have to cover it in hot sauce so they can eat it. +they discounted the console by 99 cents. what the hell?,"Take THAT, PCMR!" +How the fuck was that not PI?!,Because Giants receivers are whiny bitches. +What the hell does trump have to do with this medical bill?,Hurr durr trump is da root of all evil +"Looks easy, but it isn't",i mean he just moved his mouse.. +AP Quantum Physics,"I just enjoy perusing things like organic chemistry fam, haha I am such a nerd." +"Week 4 Game Thread: New York Giants (2-1) @ Minnesota Vikings (3-0) Game Time: 8:25 EST Location: U.S. Bank Stadium (Cuz the Metrodome collapsed.) Network: ESPN Inactives: * CB Eli Apple, Hamstring - Out * T Marshall Newhouse , Calf - Out * S Darian Thompson, Foot - Out * S Nat Berhe, Concussion - Out * RB Rashad Jennings, Thumb - Out * DT Robert Thomas, Illness (Bubonic Plague?) - Out Discuss whatever you wish. You can trash talk, but keep it civil. Turning comment sort to 'new' will help you see the newest posts. Try Chrome Refresh or Firefox's ReloadEvery to auto-refresh this tab. Show your team affiliation - go here to see how you get a logo next to your name",Trade eli for 3 1st round draft picks and start nassib he is our qb of the future +"On a different note but still about OSU tickets, if you buy a student ticket just be aware that you will most likely have to stand the whole game to be able to see. Had an older couple buy the tickets behind us this past weekend and they called two different ushers over to tell us to sit down in a sea of 25,000 students..",Someone get me a towel.... +Sheamus did a thing to his head.,"It looks like someone is taking the lyrics, these are words written in my face just a little too seriously." +"This is why people go to Mexico to get dental work done, even with insurance.","No that doesn't make sense, Mexicans are taking our jobs not our customers." +Things you miss in the pokemon anime.,Ash greninja... too soon? +"In isolation i guess that ringo isn't the worst cunt in the world. The problem is that he's in the same band as john lennon, paul mccartney and george harrison.",But what about that Ringorama album? +"Temporarily bricked a gas pump today, apparently a timeout isn't defined for this screen.","So, you got your gas for free, then?" +When you are looking for a gtx 1080 and the ps4 pro shows up,Everyone who is looking at buying an 1080 is considering the PS4 Pro for that superior graphics and high petaflops! +Nothing on this planet is as bad as the wave.,The DH. +I just blew on a lightbulb to put it out,You sound like a really smart and sensible person +How did you get so much money?,Just grind CEO work +Which candidate do you think your state is voting for in November?,"I'm in Alabama, so it's a toss-up." +Chance is making the bold move from rap to candy bar mascot,Nah as long as he still isnt officially signed to a record lable it isnt selling out +Lol what. I've never seen or thought that deaf people hate was a thing. What's your story?,"It's like those evil blind people and their secret written code, vile thugs." +Bears spanked us with their backup QB and we're still above them *crying laughing emoji*,It was a quality loss +Greg Matloff wants to prove there is a universal consciousness by measuring the movement of heavenly bodies.,Sad that a NASA scientist is going down this wooute +"He only threatened to commit them. He didn't *actually* commit them. But what are the chances that all his prior arrests will be re-investigated? I'd certainly question any use of force he was involved in, and would drop all charges of resisting arrest that he ever made against anyone.","It's just free speech bro, there's nothing wrong with that" +"so about the ending of DBZ, is it no longer cannon? obviously there's a major time jump between death of Buu and Goku vs Uub at the world tournament, but If the SSB is now cannon, and the God of Destruction is about, is Uub really that powerful? and Depending on how DBS 'ends' will goku & gang be around to even fight in the tournament.",When was the end of Z ever a cannon? +My most eventful ace to date,Blatant! +Donald J. Trump on Twitter: With the exception of cheating Bernie out of the nom the Dems have always proven to be far more loyal to each other than the Republicans!,Didn't he threaten to run as a third party candidate this whole primary? +Now I know why EDG looked bad vs INTZ. They were practicing vs the real wildcard team in G2.,That's why EDG and TSM both lost their first game +Feminist PHYSICALLY assaults a man while chanting sexual assault is not ok after raiding and stopping a men's event on dating and pickup,Four guys should have picked her up by each extremity and delivered her to the nearest Patriarch for retraining. +"Snowblind is also all about cocaine if that wasn't obvious enough. In terms of glam rock, literally anything by KISS is just about sex in one way or another, though sometimes masked with a euphemism.",Panama and Hot for Teacher by Van Halen are clearly about the panama canal and a teacher that is on fire. +Cinematic introducing efrideet,Thanks for posting the video for those of us at work... +Wow,"No, he said Watch Dogs, not World of Warcraft..." +But it wasn't good to begin with,yes it was +"Except in Mean Girls the girls act like girls which is not funny, it's offensive. Especially without an initial trigger warning. The entire movie is a giant micro aggression perpetrated by the type of white male fatphobic privilege designed to stifle the social progress of minorities and trans gendered individuals.",You forgot the +How did you farm omnigul and not get any grasps. We farmed it for like an hour and I got around 20.,"rnJEZUZ either loves you or hates you, not sure which yet as I don't know the rolls!" +"I never said that they're easy to come by, but that they're probably your only option for a PhD in Theoretical Physics. Relax, it's not my fault that you're ignorant of the overall job market and got a useless degree.","Yes, STEM degrees like physics are so useless." +"You could video someone walking into a polish book store , buying this magazine and taping a scan through of the entire article .... and they still won't believe it.",no don't you understand the magazine itself is blizzard lying like they always do the whole media system is rigged guys +So how many Nukes do we have left? 4chan has a Nuke; Julian Assange has a Nuke; James O'Keefe has a Nuke; Roger Stone has a Nuke; Anonymous has a Nuke; Kim Dotcom has a Nuke. Anyone else I forgot who has a Nuke to drop in the next 2 weeks?,Well now we know they only take 4 minutes to drop- thanks hillary! +"#AT LEAST HILLARY HASN'T REFERRED TO YOUNG AFRICAN AMERICANS AS SUPER PREDATORS AND ACCUSED A 12 YEAR OLD WHO WAS RAPED OF BEING PROMISCUOUS OH WAIT... I get that Trump is no angel, but damn, how can these self-righteous dummies support such an evil woman?","I think they are mostly afraid that Trump is ignorant, and that he is scared of vaccines or doesn't want free internet or doesn't want the church separated from the state or doesn't believe in global warming." +My computer science course is PCMR friendly!,Where is the Xbox one? +"I heard this about narcos in some other thread. I like learning other languages. One of the things I get frustrated with is anti foreign language people. Not calling you one,but I don't agree that English should be the official language of America although it is the majority.","sorry, i forgot the" +So... Am i getting the pixel launcher? Or is google dropping support after only a year? Are we getting the pixel launcher and assistant on the Nexus 6P? Or no?,Just flash the zip for the Nexus launcher in twrp. +Sleeping on your face is a good thing I think. My cat sleeps on my face all the time and he loves me :D,He's trying to smother you in your sleep +"Takes off in 5 metres, needs a good 500 of perfectly flat runway/motorway to land. It was basically a single use plane, whoever manufactures it must love Rico.",You can land planes? +"Getting your events cancelled because of the POTUS, or POTUS related activities, on a semi-regular basis.",Nigeria? +Immigrants fill the pews: Calgary churches enjoy resurgence thanks to newcomers,"Yeah, who needs secularism anyway." +"DPS rankings 1 week after balance changes (Heroic, 75th Percentile)",Vengeance DH should be on this list +that spin training death rate is exactly what drove the change in the rules. 10 minutes with google will probably find it.,I will happily accept a lmgtfy link. +Same price here in tobacco country.,American Spirits are 5-pack and Camel's 4.75 +Screenshot would have been nicer.,Sorry your day has been so inconvenienced. +Evon Gnashblade's savage remark in the launcher,GOTTEM +Support TSM In-Game! #Worlds,Yeah I'm not supporting a team that can't even synchronize their BM. +And Mental Health.,"Shut up dude, we have a new stadium." +God damn does this guy ever stop bitching?,Did you see how rough that guy played football against him. +"Thats less of a holy shit moment and more of a holy shit, the future is terrifying kind of thing",You sure sound like a debbie downer for progress +Does anybody have other ideally relaxing videos of people explaining super complex things or explaining things super in depth?,For some reason a big trigger of mine is someone explaining something I know nothing about. +*(((joke)))* woooosh (((head))),:p +There were also racial slurs hurled towards Kim and Jones,"this gives me permission to generalize all blue jay fans, right?" +"Still if they make over 4 lakhs profit in a given year do they pay any Income tax? Why not? Arnt they using our roads, city infra etc? Just not fair how the poor workers get all the breaks. Where as I pay income tax, property tax, insurance, get denied insurance, get charged all kinds of things from building maintenance to what not so have to live in the same old place where as he can save and from first hand knowledge - make 1-3 new homes back in his village/ town",Its the govt's way of promoting small business +"Average starting ilvl for Mythics? I'm currently ilvl 832, and I've been getting declined whenever I apply for a mythic dungeon. Is my ilvl too low? ...Is it because I'm Frost DK? Would I be better off just switching to Blood and tanking? And if so, is ilvl 832 adequate for tanking mythics as Blood DK?",855 min for mythics +I got an ex named alexa. She's married now and suuuuuuper fat. Dodged a bullet.,cool +Pakistan debarred from Kabaddi World Cup 2016 due to hostilities with hosts India,"Diplomatic, Cultural, Sports, Total Isolation." +So DE nurfed the range from 12 to 5 ?,"No, they buffed it from 0 to 5" +The flattening.,Oh but the flatenning and crate drop system along with the 3-14 times increase of parts prices are what made this game so great +When you're just casually eating a burger and 5 guys come in with a TV and a Wii U and start playing Smash Bros...,"Eating a burger... 5 guys... 5 Guys, Burgers... Nice try ad department... haha" +Rogue took a hit as well. I just threw Yogg in since if you were in a bad position you just yogged the board.,You'll be fine: just play Vanish instead. +"Its advised to begin the CD of PF almost immediately, hense why he is probably using it after fireball. Then if fireball crits you can go striaght into burn with HU and if it doesn't you can fireblast and do the same. You cannot do the same with PF due to the travel time.",Sim shows that it's better to combu before your first PF because you get a bigger ignite. +When the masses insist on the right to kill their babies you know our planet is fucked.,Keep being stupid to the subject it's making all your points so insightful... +"I think progressives are generally against any sort of oppression around the globe. Sadly, their definition is very broad and tends to neatly fit into their agenda, which is a shame considering that as Catholics, we too are to help the oppressed.","Unless it's in the Middle East, then it's fine" +So you want that your friend wastes 30bucks ? Go play Miscreated or something till this crap is fixed.,"Yeah bunnyhopping is a much better pvp element than realistic gun physics, everyone play Miscreated" +Yahoo secretly scanned customer emails for U.S. intelligence,"Can we get back to the discussion around how Snowden is a traitor, because the US is lawfully spying on all of us?" +"Why is it that when I get a kill, the enemy team will sacrifice their first born child to get the crest, but when I die my team won't pick up my crest if I fucking paid them.",Well it depends on the health of the child and the value of the money you're presenting your team with... +Been here seven whole days. Not sure if you're qualified to say this yet.,Like this is my first account +Why stop there?!?!?! Immediate death sentences!!! Oh wait.... the story is about 2 parents that OD'd...,They should start cutting these drugs with poison +"You had me as a statement of a contrary opinion which I am perfectly fine with being represented, but the greatest evil? Really? Of all of the horrible things people to one another or even groups of others, and planned parenthood supplying an option of abortion is the greatest evil? I realize this is still a statement of opinion, but I really have a hard time understanding this line of Thought.",Calling it 'Thought' is extremely generous. +Any other artists like Joji? Can you guys give me some other artists that are similar in style to Joji?,pink guy +My computer runs Overwatch just fine on max settings and for any game really. That's what really bugs me. If you ever figure it out about how to optimize wow to run at max graphic settings let me know.,"First, I'd rather find a way to have a solid stable fps with low graphics :)" +"But, does it work on UPlay/Origin games?",UPlay has their own FPS counter IIRC +It's alright pasta and huge portions.,It's bad pasta and gargantuan portions ;-) +Sandy Rios: Conservatives Will Be Put In 'Reeducation Camps' If Clinton Wins,"Obama tried but he just didn't hate america enough, thus go around I am sure the clintons will do it." +"Seems mostly the tracking is a possible problem at times from what l can tell, hopefully this can be improved with an update... still well hyped and can't wait to get mine delivered next week )",Or a recall on cameras.. I wonder if people are using the old camera versus the new one. +You found yourself waking up in 2100. What is the first thing you would check/do?,Snooze +"Having problems with QoS I use DD-WRT QoS mainly to not lag while playing games. Two weeks ago when every time I turn QoS on, it would crash my router. I have no idea why. I have 12mbps down and 1mbps up.",what router do you even have +"I mean a grand jury didn't even indict the officer, so that's pretty far from murder, which is the intentional unlawful killing of a person. But okay.",Get your logic and reasoning out of here you racist. +"Which MLB teams could use a rebrand? In your opinion. I'm mostly talking about logo and uniforms. But if you're feeling saucy, maybe throw in some suggestions for new team names for existing teams","Yankees need wide horizontal stripes, not vertical pinstripes" +I know right?! Nothing comes close to Big Bang Theory!,I think you forgot the +"Ravens coach John Harbaugh said he wants to get all of his RBs involved and that includes Terrance West, Kenneth Dixon and Buck Allen. He called the distribution of carries as unpredictable.",This will make my decision to flex West or Tyrell Williams much easier. +"BOTH of my Breaker Rize changed type on evolution. RIP, me. :(",im confused... every time this has ever happens to me its only been a graphic glitch and nothing actually changes type... +This comment needs more upvotes god damn it.,This comment needs more downvotes god damn it +And we'll all still have that friend who can't win on 2k17 with the Warriors.,If the warriors play book was any good I would be kicking your ass with them. +"North Korea's 2 Highest Ranking Officials Defect from Embassy in Beijing, just days after South Korean president called for North Koreans to defect to Freedom in the South.",Let's domino start to fall. +"Derek Smart on Twitter: Got word of people exiting Star Citizen project, with more to come. Not naming them; as I don't do that anymore","While we're at stupid (again), did you guys hear about CIG Low Orbit Ion Cannoning the course of Matthew over a specific area?" +Jet Li called.,Doesn't he have communist ties? +"He lost 3(?) teeth in a fight, so it's a jab at him having a weak mouth...I think, that's what I understood by it.",I thought he just smoked a ton of weed or something +What do you mean how excel handles dates?,"Excel is typically reserved on date 1, but after date 2 is totally down to round 2nd base." +"Toronto Police Service :: News Release #36107 - Man Wanted For Beer-Can-Tossing Incident, Photograph Released","Ah, that guy is a dick" +DAE Google has no idea what they are doing?! PIXEL IS THE WORST PHONE EVER RELEASED! ALLO STILL DOESN'T HAVE SMS.,All this time... The biggest shill was Google. +Europeans will have a blast.,"It's a bad comparison tho, we pay a lot more tax." +"Sorry, I should've looked closer and would've realized you posted the other Illinois HCT breakdown!","No problem, I don't post much so I thought I might have done it incorrectly." +"There are 13 countries today that still execute atheists. All are muslim nations. The worst that would typically happen to me is a knock on my door and a leaflet from a local church. Quite different than being dragged out of my home, flogged, and beheaded.",Racist! +Would Landscaper be a good legendary? I mean he could be doing the same as a log but instead of going upward he will go from side to side. he would go from left to mid or from right to mid for instance then fall into a hole then disappear. what do you think?,100% This game needs more legendaries! +"Racism is a primitive emotional response, it has nothing to do with facts or reason. We humans are a tribal primates. Our brains are very similar to what they were 50,000 years ago; biological evolution takes a long time. One consequence of this is tribalism, an instinct whereby an us group and a them group are created (with them being demonized). This is an animalistic instinct, it is very powerful and very dangerous. Many people go above our animalistic instincts because we can understand it with reason. Many other people however, for multiple reasons, do not. Racism is fundamentally an extension of this tribalism; it's categorizing other people as outside the in-group and demonizing and scapegoating them collectively, with little regard to the constituent individuals. An easy answer to complex questions.",But Black Lives Matters says only white people can be racist! +"... Sigh... If i have to explain that the physical pennies still exist, and the fact that they are worthless is what makes this funny, I will lose complete faith in humanity and fully accept that Idiocracy was a documentary from the future, and not a comedy film.",God you are so superior and smart I am much impressed now... Hey everybody come check out how smart this guy is... Hope your head doesn't explode from all your thinkings... +"Women are angrier, more bitter, more hateful today than ever before in human history. And there is one single cause the idea that they should be more than wives and mothers. All modern women have this incredible cognitive dissonance running through their heads. On the one hand, they KNOW deep down in their hearts that they would be MUCH happier as a stay at home mom and wife. But the Gynocentric media keeps telling them that they need to prove they are better than men. Of course they will never be able to prove such a thing because it is false. So they take all kinds of psych meds, drink vodka to the point of blackout, treat their bodies like a porta-potty, and wonder why they are so fucking miserable. Mgtow",hey buddy a woman can do ANYTHING as good or better than a man! +Obviously fake,But but... The yellow stationary is *sooo* classic NASA +SDCC DID About 3 A.M. my time,Which time zone are you in? +"Thor isn't obscure to white people who studied norse mythology for a unit in grade nine, because they study nothing but European history. Inner city blacks probably don't know much about Asgard.",He also wouldn't be obscure to anyone who's seen Adventures in Babysitting...Thors a homo +Today's schedule I wish G2's 1st game wasn't against ROX because it kinda ruins the suspense straight away if they lose where as if they went 2-0 against CLG and ANX it'd much more of a hyped game,Because they definitely looked good enough last week to 2-0 CLG and ANX +"Number of times they have voted for Trump. That way, anyone above zero, they can be fired from their jobs, evicted from their homes, have their assets seized, etc. No need to waste a penny of society's resources on any of those people.",Might as well just execute them amirite? +What are the most fun Against the Odds video to watch ?,"34 Siege Rhinos, hands down." +26,Added: OmegaDungeon +Trump threatens to sue over 'nasty' campaign ads,The suit will allege that he didn't give them permission to use his comments or video at his rallies and interviews. +Don't see this often,Plot twist: Apple made that company say that and it actually causes more crashes for jailbroken users :p +Libertarian presidential nominee Gary Johnson couldn't name the leader of North Korea,Let the states handle foreign relations +The whole mansplaining thing is idiotic. Perhaps you find people talking slower to you and trying harder to explain things to you because you're.... dumb and inarticulate? Could that ever be a reason why? Or is everything in the world really all about you and your vagina?,Mansplaining is offensive because men are all troglodytes who are totally incapable of knowing things women don't already know. +You pay taxes? What a chump. If you were a genius you would pay nothing.,No he should totally pay more than legally required just like you do +People should ban the champs they want.,"if they ban the champs they want, how will they pick them?" +TRUMP HITS 50% IN VIRGINIA! =DOMINATION PHASE HAS BEGUN=,Trump will hit his ceiling any day now. +POST DEBATE VICTORY THREAD! #WHAT A WIN FOR TRUMP TONIGHT! LET'S DISCUSS!,"Guys, we're literally fascists for wanting to bring an end to corruption and throw a war pig in prison!" +If you see them dropping and you arent the one getting them stop complaining. They are there.,Less complaining and more concerned it's some kind of bug but thanks anyway for the polite commentary. +A lady came into the store and asked us if we sold adult toys. This was Toys R Us. We don't sell those here.,everything can be an adult toy if you are brave enough. +"Yeah. Good thing they elected congresses with the express intention to not govern, but rather to be as obstructionist as possible at all times. Imagine what he could have accomplished with a less intransigent bunch of amateurs in congress. Now, look at where the US actually is today. Sad, ain't it?","It's ok, just as long as my team wins." +I'll be sure never to listen to this! Rocket league has some of the worst music in any video game ever.,you forgot the +New Metal Gear Solid 3 wallpapers and art! (... from pachinko),Boy am I glad we're getting mgs survive instead of a mgs3 remake with that quality +Police fatally shoot man with machete inside CU Boulder athletics center. Source: Suspect a 'religious zealot' who spoke of 'looking for sinners',I'm betting it was a Mormon! +"I'm just making jokes fam. Back when I was running weight from Colorado the state troopers would put up their car hoods before they shook me down. I'm just saying corruption, uh uh, finds a way.",Lol gotcha +nothing like resorting to the bandwagon diss. absolute desperation.,"Yes unlike the 1988 jokes you guys make, gold." +"for real though, this is as appropriate a time for it to be made as any, drake should be nowhere near an award for best lyricist",Yea but he would have all of kendricks fans if he didn't go pop and stayed on some conscious shit so we should give him the awards anyway +All your Russians are belong to us. I cant wait to see Panarin - Malkin - Yakupov,Ovechkin-Malkin-Panarin +It takes a lot of rocket to get an efficient amount of waste up that far,Yeah but we can use nuclear powered rockets to fly out of the atmosphere and towards the sun and by the time it's there it will be all waste products and we can get rid of nuclear waste. +One of those tags looks a little suspicious...,I see absolutely nothing wrong here. +This isn't a pet cemetery.Keep this shit on your facebook.,How dare you be so critical of someone trying to cope! +why would you use self rez for this instead of Radiant Skin?,"That's what Fireborn is, and what the discussion is about." +It's pretty much impossible to drive without TCS.,It can be difficult even with it on +they are junk (can't wait to have someone tell me they aren't),they aren't +Which vocalist do you think needs to work on their pronunciation? Who can you barely understand?,Definitely Randy Blythe from LOG +Odell will not be benched,"yes bench your star / stud WR because of behavioral issues, and sacrifice big play ability and wins" +"What is a hard to believe, but completely provable, statistic?",Your mum is a whore +Friends can be toxic when they see you're doing well.,Good old crab mentality. +"wait its cs, when is it ever good",idk man that r8 update last year was pretty hype +"Age of consent laws, statutory rape, and production of self-made child porn laws exist for a reason. Just because a minor owns their body doesn't mean they can do anything they want with it.",Because that's totally what I implied. +"Well, even getting there without a means of return, it will be quite difficult to keep people alive for a long period of time. I definitely think humanity should do it, but we shouldn't kid ourselves into thinking we can do it right now without a lot of work.",Nah we can do it on the fly like in The Martian +"I would factor in Steve making a post with the planned changes Tuesday though, which woulda widened the viewing angle/hours a bit. Granted that's still mid week and more people are off on the weekends, but if what you suggest is true, that would only prove playerbase size concerns :/","And now that there is less players, they can listen each one better, right?" +Maybe if you are like that one guy from Kung fury but I'm afraid doing the super ee is the only way to get it,Hackerman confirmed first Super EE step? +I can't believe all the apologists on here. Crashes all the time for me and pathetic wheel support. Playing on Xbox one despite having a PC massively more powerful. There is no excuse for releasing games this broken.,But the game works for me so your problems are invalid. +That is actually one of the comic book out comes looking for her name,Spiderwoman You're welcome +Oneplus 3's build quality is terrible! I would suggest everyone to not buy the phone. The phone is very delicate. Many people reported that the screen broke even after putting the cover and the screen protector on. Even my phone's screen broke in just 1 feet fall. I bought it only a month back. The repair cost almost 100 dollars with shipping. A very bad experience. I used moto g for 2 years without any screen cover. It fell so many times but never broke.,"Wow, what a useful post, this should be pinned so everyone is aware of this issue" +Megane,"After Shin Megami Tensei collab, we now have Shin *Megane* Tensei" +The BF cheat advertiser on Ushi's Channel,Looks like the downvoters are youtube spammers. +Why is this not a thing yet?,Because it's top secret +OMG I hope they totally make room for Higgins and Vey how are they gonna do it???,Please use +This x1000,~~after 999 Sefia summons ~~ +Fans React to Rock Band Rivals Pre-Order Bonus Songs,Fine bros: *triggered* +Just please let it be grom and not garrosh.,GARROSH DID NOTHING WRONG +NICE! I wish I have this and Seara,I wish I was set for life too. +Sometimes that's a tough call. People can go a few weeks without food..,Yeah and I can't go a few days without drugs +Just unboxed the Howling Dawn Graffiti Spray and thought i would share what it looks like since i couldn't seem to find any videos.,Now you can't sell it =( +The beauty of Mafia III on a UW monitor,Clearly having the blood move to the edges would give you an unfair competitive advantage. +Two planes collide with skydivers still on board,Just cause 4 is looking good +"It is right time authorities think about regulations for both the aggregators and taxi unions. It is not a level playing field for them. On one hand since taxi aggregators are running on VC money they can provide rides at prices which are not viable by any standards. On other hand taxi unions need to adhere to some laws which these aggregators don't. India should follow China's path on this - 1) Set a lower limit on the fare. 2) Have same regulations regarding vehicle and license for any person who wants to ferry others. 3) Issue licenses to anyone who passes the test instead of only a handful, this limit only causes a false scarcity which ultimately leads to higher prices for low grade service.","no but free market, *hilaana intensifies*" +Jesus Christ. Where was all this concern earlier this week? Gainesville is going to be fine! 68 miles from the coast! It's not like Gainesville first responders are going to be needed,"well the hurricane's trajectory had been edging closer and closer to the coast as the week went on, to be completely fair..." +Biggest win ive had this year,Looks fun on both ends +"This game is biased against humans I shoot 13 points in one quarter, and they start double teaming me in a way that I'll never see the basket ever again. Justice Young goes off and rains 25 on them in one half, in part mostly because they leave him open to double team me, and they just let him go loose. I swear the AI in this game are in cahoots with each other.",It's because your pres the almighty God of basketball and no one is more important than you +Lol I haven't heard of anyone who has gotten a child at 22. It's like saying you don't have kids and you are 17,I was being sarcastic but I guess I should've included a +He could have started jumping divisions if he thought he needed more competition.,thats insane who would try to do something like that +I don't understand why college educated professionals who report facts for a living are so against Donald Trump.,It's a liberal conspiracy +"Welp, i'm screwed lads. Mark my words.",That sounds kinda hawt +"Scott, please make Five Nights at Chica's: Chica Location I'm begging you I'll do anything -- Make it play out like a mix of SL and the other games, with a little bit of objective stuff and the rest actual survival -- Make Chica SUPER IMPORTANT with amazing renders and sexy poses -- Have at least 3 Chica ~~facerapes~~ jumpscares --- Im begging man ill suck your dick please make this happen",Rules 1-13 +Glasses blowjob,"Krissy Lynn, I guess?" +"Dawn of the final day We've got 4 hours left until the release of Sister location, and frankly... I'm amazingly excited for it. Any last thoughts or theories guys?",Baby is phone guy +When they saw her tweeting about being anti-vaccine and pro-Trump I think.,"Yup, the vaccine tweet is what switched me from an Anna flair to a Tai flair." +No smoking dogs? How about no smoking drinking skateboarding dogs?,Haven't seen this 2016 times... +"Verizon is just stalling until they can get wireless technology good enough to replace wire line runs to the house. In the future you will just have a cellular modem that connects to 5G/6G/whatever they want to call it out at the pole. No more in home installers. You could literally just order internet service and they could ship you a box that you just plug in and go. They would still have to maintain the poles, but was less than they do now. Just a bunch of cellular receiver boxes on the poles to service the homes.",And if there aren't any poles in the neighborhood? +Channeled lightning skill teaser,Do want +"I consider myself firmly on the left, but I hate this trend of calling tories, and UKIP fascists when they are nothing of the sort. It weakens the term.",Anyone who on the political compass who has an X value right of -7 is a fascist! +Haha! He'll be happy to hear that.,You may want to have a serious discussion with your wife. +What's wrong with good housekeeping?,Patriarchy +Women are twice more intelligent than men,Wow this post is so cisnormative and transphobic! +Some people are just beyond help,"THIS IS AN ATTACK ON WOMYN OF COLOR AND AN ACT OF BLATANT RACISM, FUCK YOU, STUPID WHITEY!" +It's not that. The Oilers are going to win the cup. We just got outplayed by the best team in the league.,You forgot the +"LPT: apple product users, you're being ripped off",WAKE UP SHEEPLE +Refusal to obey and trying but coming up short are two different things.,I really didn't think that needed a +"I think we've seen enough to say this woman is absolutely mental, and needs to be voted out ASAP. It's like having Peggy Hill as a mayor...",Are you sure we have enough data? +"Let put this into a straight man's terms. I like naked women. Since this whole interweb thing has really taken off, I have collected some pics over the years. I'm more than 136,000 pics short of this guy's stash though. How the hell can you have 137,000 of something and not be considered to be dangerously obsessive about it? Fuck this guy. He's an offense waiting to happen. I get that fantasizing and actually acting things out are two different things.. but this shit is illegal for a reason. You are contributing to the rape of innocent life for which will be forever tainted. Lock him up.","Well I've looked at videos or gifs of murders happening, on this very sit,e I guess I must be an offense waiting to happen and should be locked up" +"In a few short moments our beloved sub will have eclipsed 34,000 users. The work of the Lard is being hastened. Stay thirsty my friends.",Now that's some real growth. +Her profile seemed pretty normal til...,This is my dream girl. +"I agree with everything you said, but I believe it's important to hammer this point home for two reasons: First, it demonstrates that Democratic policies don't make the economy worse, or prevent recovery from happening. It's an excellent case study to help prove that, if nothing else, Democrat policies like Obama's aren't *harmful*. Second, if the inverse was true and the economy had stagnated or gotten worse, Republicans would be hammering it over and over again.",But what about Making America Great Again? +"She never really got denied, so..",she was denied a meatball sub! +In 2012 in many swing States polling stations Romney got 0 votes and Obama got hundreds it was fixed and nobody batted an eye.,No its because everyone loved Obama and Romney was a racist +He's white,That's racist +"When I heard this I thought for sure it was just going to be The old boys club swinging the other way, but it's hard to see purging enough senior editorial staff and replacing them almost exclusively with women to go from 20% female to 80% female in 18 months as anything BUT straight up gender discrimination.",It really gave Yahoo such an obvious advantage over their competitors. +"When I heard this I thought for sure it was just going to be The old boys club swinging the other way, but it's hard to see purging enough senior editorial staff and replacing them almost exclusively with women to go from 20% female to 80% female in 18 months as anything BUT straight up gender discrimination.",but it's not sexism if it's against males +"You can't trust business leaders because they are part of the Establishment. We can trust Trump, though, because he is not part of the establishment. He is a businessman.","No, normally you can trust them, but in this case you can't trust them because they're all just jealous that trump gets all the deals" +Cowboys' Ezekiel Elliott leads the NFL in yards after contact.,"Nah, the offensive line is just making huge holes for him and he never gets hit til real late" +Rush a midas instead &nbsp;When u are losing : comeback midas &nbsp;When u are winning : midas pulls u further ahead,Especially on Anti-Mage +Or we could pair McDavid with someone who can actually score. Enough time has been spent babysitting Yakupov.,But everyone on r/hockey knows better than Chiarelli. +Ontario legislature votes to ban cities from removing fluoride from their water supplies,But they use that to control our minds! +WHats on your back window?,Vape vent +The Crowd seems dead today and yesterday... The Crowd seemed dead today and yesterday...was it like this in groups stages at s5 or its better ? Is LOL esport scene inclining or declining ?,League is dead.. nothing to see here +He's still one of the best fielders in baseball. I don't see that changing any time soon.,Who did you fuck for that flair? +Honestly- and I say this as someone ambivalent to Clinton as a person - these leaks and transcripts that were supposed to be damning actually make me like her more. Single payer? Facts supporting evidence based decision making? What's wrong with that?,"But, but, Hillary crooked ..." +DJ Stephens shows off his INSANE vertical in warmups,THE ANGLE OF THE CAMERA MAKES IT LOOK MORE IMPRESSIVE THAN IT ACTUALLY IS +MCW ready to prove doubters wrong.,"Well, his attitude seems like it as team first as ever." +The oldest coin in my collection was made before Jesus,But the world wasn't around before jesus.... +because jagex think the entire community is represented on reddit and twitch chat for some reason,Wish they had some official designated area where they could post these types of questions.... like a forum! +uh... it's... just.... uh.... liberal media lies... uh.... all of it... it must be....,I have a friend who won't even read the articles I send him because the NYT endorsed Hillary and therefore biased +Bill Murray at the Cubs game,Is that Ethan from h3h3 in the background? +Hey my glimpse of nature deck would actually be viable.,That would finally make that unplayable card better. +"Comic is fun (and please, I want that Mercy witch skin so bad). I'm justs lightly disappointed that Rhein would run from a Monster. Isn't that the same guy who sees himself as a Knight slaying dragons? The fearless hero? Wouldn't he stand bravely, accepting death for the protection of his friends? Just saying...","Nah, while Reinhardt is brave he's also seen as very goofy." +Crazy Taxi - Grumpcade,How'd it know I was new to Reddit? +I really wish he weren't so insistent on using the same misogyny he's critiquing Trump for to criticize his followers...,You forgot the +"Congratulations, I love seeing numbers like that!",I look forward to your 22222 post. +"This is also the case with Darius - he won't get any additional bleed stacks if you attack anyone under Kindred/Kayle Ult, and not only that, but auto attacking targets as Darius doesn't even refresh the bleed duration - if the enemy kited you for a sec or two before Kindred/Kayle ulted, you'll be back at 0 stacks once the Ults end. There is definitely something changed with invulnerability, and it's not just this patch either.","So glad they are buffing invulnerability, because that's so fun to play against!" +Trudeau government OK's tax credit for TV talk shows,"More tax credits, for skilled jobs right?" +I wonder what the time was...,10.57 you can see it in the video. +Never heared of it. I guess they just rolled with the stat-swapping on ascended gear that we have now.,we had that system for a while at that time though +It would not surprise me if Samsung were overly eager to identify the explosion culprit in order to get the Note 7 back on the market and the real reason behind the Note 7 explosions were not resolved. Their investigation into the original explosions was rather quick.,It's probably TouchWiz being to battery hungry +Insecure with their masculinity,Pole to pole or hole to hole but never pole to hole. +The thing is if you say this to someone who is pro ban they use this information as justification for stricter bans. It doesn't come off as asinine to them.,"Guys all we want is some reasonable gun regulations jeez, just let us ratchet the regulations down a little more is all we want for now" +Oh god...fucking seriously?,He should just buy his meat from the supermarket where no animals were killed in the process +Wtf MSI?,r/fellowkids +pretty much everyone on our team looks up to them -- i can see forg1ven making a 100 memes out of this.,He forgot to clarify that his SOLOQUEUE teams look up to G2. +Any other basic human rights you want to ban along with freedom of religion?,"But don't you see, the only way we can save the western values we hold dear is to restrict them!" +So your entire point is that Australia has a larger athlete pool than NZ? You realise how dumb that is right? In that case the USA would be the best team in the world not Australia anyway. Given that we've seen so many actual league to rugby and vice versa converts you really don't need to make it all hypothetical.,"You guys know nothing, China would be the best because they have the most people" +i find it weird the angels have had it twice since the dodgers had it last,"Oh it makes sense then, it wouldnt be fair since LA has two teams to host Allstar games." +"TBM dad picking the church over family My brother and his wife recently moved about 6 hours away so we are not able to see them too often. They have arranged to come up this weekend so they can spend time with the whole family (me, my husband, my 2 boys and our parents). We have planned out the afternoon to sit around play board games and just generally catch up. This has been arranged for weeks so plenty of time to clear all our calendars. Unfortunately last week my TBM dad was asked if he could go help out at the temple. Instead of saying no sorry I have plans with my family he has agreed so instead of having all afternoon with us he won't be here until 7pm. Not only is he going to miss out on seeing his son and daughter in law but since my eldest son has started at school he has been saying how sad he is that he doesn't see him as much anymore and by the time he gets here he will be heading to bed. I just don't understand it, family first my arse.","What's the point of spending time with your family now, when you have the eternities to do that?" +The down votes say otherwise.,Yeah because Reddit nerds are the majority +"The deft meiko combo destroyed uzi/mata in the finals so that is why they are rated higher. Uzi and mata have high points that could possibly be reached but as of yet have yet, excluding a couple of games like beating my boys tsm, have yet to show consistent laning.","But Mata/Uzi were able to beat TSM's bot lane, since TSM is the #1 team in the world that must mean Mata/Uzi are the #1 bot" +A falling knife is all blade A falling gun is all trigger,So it doesn't have a chamber to fire a round out of either? +"I like how people try to defend the game, while admitting they got bugs and glitches within only a couple of hours.","Wow you're just on some game hating circlejerk, I've played this game for 6 hours and only seen HALF of this 7 minute video showing game breaking bugs a day after release." +SPLYCE are the unofficial worldchampions...,"G2 has it, lost forever in a wildcard region" +Many of my online chums don't seem to understand this.,A vote for 3rd party is a vote for Trump/Hillary +"For a market economy, problems(in this case mental health issues) is simply an opportunity for profit. It's pretty disgusting when you think about it",We gotta protect those jobs +Nah it's ok we can wait,NEWs +"humans will move to habitable places. hell.. if people can make it work in the arctic as they do now, i'm sure a few of us will still be kickin it if things go south.",Yeah what a life that sounds like! +"The fucking babies who whined about the Thorn really got their way in the end it was never even that fucking good, no top tier player used it","Right, that's why lumi, wallah, triple and any other top tier player didn't use it for sweats" +I am more surprised by Colzdera missing that shot.,That's what happens when you forget to press your aimlock key +Mind your own business Europe!,"Yeah, you Americans never ever talk about Europe's problems." +did he forget to tighten the lugs...,He forgot the spacer! +I haven't had to. Just once,Alright I'll try it out. +Obviously the guy knew he would be on camera. Doesn't take a evil super genius to think of putting a tube of Halloween blackface makeup from the dollar store on as a disguise. That is all I have to say.,You forgot your +Nah auctioneer is seeking professional help nowadays.,For spelling because he can't spell counseled +TIL that I do not know one single normal man.,You're a liberal CUCK +Just a levitating Frost...,Halloween update leaked? +"Terrified of terror, Australia plans indefinite detention even after sentences are served",I just wanted to remind any muslims who haven't filled in their census yet that they have absolutely nothing to worry about. +Modern Warfare.,Which one? +Upvote. Screw these fans,"Yea no shit, what's wrong with being mediocre?" +I wouldn't like to be in that thing at top speed. Doesn't look like it would be aerodynamically stable at all.,But it looks like a rocket! +dammit........,Contact twitch since it's against their Terms of Service. +TIL Angels & Demons (and its sequel Inferno) the only live-action sequel Tom Hanks has ever been in,That's coz he is a crap actor and none of his films do well enough to justify a sequel +Preggo selies. Was told i should post here.,would love a closeup of your nails +FOX News via Jill on Twitter - 57% voting from fear of another candidate,"Voting the lesser of two evils because of your fears always works out great, like after the lesser of two evils candidate won the 1932 German Presidential election, and Germany lived happily ever after." +"And I don't think anyone is super excited about Hillary, we just don't want trump to grab our vaginas and launch nukes at China for global warming.",Which will cause a nuclear winter and he will have solved global warming +Argue with strangers on the internet.,That's absoutley ridiculous you retard! +"Neonazis attack police station in Magdeburg, Germany to free one previously arrested (link in German)","Odd, my right-wing friends have been telling me only left fingers cause trouble and attack police..." +"- Blue Knight sounds like the main protagonist. Could be a calm and calculating individual who focuses on strategy to win his battles. - Zurnikans are creatures that have inhabited the world. Most likely hostile and attack the Blue Knight on sight. There are possible variants of each Zurnikan, probably palette swaps representing stronger monsters. - Agents of MASK: MASK is clearly an acronym (probably not for Malfunctioning And Sterile Killers tho haha) and this is an organization which probably establishes control in the country/place/wherever the setting is. Most likely the baddies the Blue Knight has to face. - The Unmasked Sector: Most likely an area where the Agents of MASK *haven't* established control. Could be a hotspot for a rebel headquarters. And/or the protagonist's home.",That was actually pretty close... +my car is worth less than my 980ti,When your gpu goes faster than your car. +Golden Dawn supports Donald Trump,Great minds meet each other. +Andrew Lincoln accepts a drink from a fan,truly a comedic genius..... +"I DE'd them then craffted them right back when I wanted to play hunter. There's no real other endgame for the class, and I don't like playing super aggro.",Uh King Krush bro +"I moved to an urban city with transit because I absolutely hate car ownership, driving, and everything that comes with it.","Amen, brother." +Ofcorse poor countries will say 'yes'.,TIL: Germany is a poor nation. +"Baylor jumps 4 after a bye, Wisconsin holds after a bye. This makes no sense","We're undefeated, you just wouldn't understand" +People of Reddit what is your worst quality?,I'm a perfectionist and sometimes I take too much time making sure something is perfect +Read the link.,You mean the totally unbiased and factual link posted that cites actual sources? +Steve Smith just went to locker room (ankle injury),Glad I picked this guy up in all my leagues +"It's not the coffee people need in the morning, it's the caffeine. While you can't deny the mass social and cultural appeal of drinking coffee, if it disappeared people would just resort to pure caffeine",Fucking druggos +Hashtags do nothing. Anarchy on the internet is bullshit.,yeah #OWS and #BLM did nothing +Yeah he is a pro. Has a great attitude no matter how bad he gets shit on,maybe we should sign him as a WR +"Pay us to be our babysitter! I have a BFA and I'm still on my college's newsletter for news on jobs, lectures, residencies and such. Also, they'll sometimes mention when work spaces have opened up for artists to rent; living in a busy city with high rents, underpaid artists often have a hard time finding a studio they can afford. And sometimes people take advantage of that. So too the most recent e-mail which boldly asked me Are you looking for a studio and do you like working with kids?! Oh boy. The premise is that a school in a low-income neighborhood has an extra building they're not using, and they want to rent the space out to artists for their studios and to have the artists be *accessible* to the teachers, children and parents to as to try and inspire them. Note, I said rent. Not only would your studio be on the schoolyard, where large groups of loud children would take turns screaming their heads of, they can enter the building, maybe even your studio, and also hang around after school hours. And you're expected to PAY for the privilege and it wasn't cheap either! It's actually more expensive than my anti-squat space nearby which I only share with a few photographers! Needless to say I laughed and deleted the e-mail, counting my blessings that I needn't depend on greedy breeders just to have a space to work. In so much an artist could get any damned work done under those conditions.",Because loud screaming children go GREAT with people trying to concentrate +Damage? What does being married break your genitals or something?,"Everyone knows after a girl has gets married she gets loose and the lips just flop everywhere, so it's no good anymore." +"Oh Anonymous, you are so funny","Whenever I see posts like this I think, god you're so edgy and smart." +Dismiss arguments and disagreements with ad hominem insults or bigoted comments.,You're just a stupid SJW libtard cuck! +"But you need to know what you're talking about to make those kinds of statements. There's actually a pretty big thing over the past 10-20 years (at least... kinda started in the 60s but has grown more with the internet) of younger generations losing their feeling of 'american exceptionalism' and instead insulting the governments choices and certain mentalities of older generations. Almost every time someone says freedom, it's in a joking way. As for USA USA, what's wrong with that? Europeans can have pride for teams from their country or continent, but Americans can't?","No man, when EU say it it's okay, when Americans say it, we're imperialistic pigdogs wishing to curb the freedoms of every cheese eating wine drinking socialist from Portugal to eastern Russia." +"I know no calvinists that believe that. Pretty contrary to reformed theology, quite honestly","Well, if you don't know any, then they must have never existed." +Anonymous tv (ANONTV) #opbeastphase2,I so hope they make eating meat illegal as well. +I'm buying a domain name. What's better: DEORAYTA or DEORAITA ? I like how the first looks but I'm suspicious that English speaking audience will pronounce deorayta more like deoreyta rather than deorah-ita What do you think? (I'm a Hebrew speaker),D'o-rice-uh +What does Hillary Clinton have to worry about if Donald Trump brings up Bill Clinton's allegations tonight during the debate?,"Trump himself said that something that happened in 2005 shouldn't matter, so clearly he's let bygones be bygones." +"I tried to take a pic of me highfiving myself, and look what happened.","Today I tried to clip my toenails with a lawnmower, and I was so shocked when I cut off my foot that I felt the need to post it on Reddit!" +Trump holds pre-debate news conference with Clinton accusers,"Hours before the final debate, Trump will hold a press conference with an investigator who says Obama was not born in America." +"Quick Poll - Do you think Apollo 11 landed on The Moon, July 20, 1969? Just a yes, no or an I don't know please. (Inspired by the Illuminati poll earlier today).",no +"Must watch NBA movies, documentaries, interviews, clips, etc. Hey, was wondering if there were any good NBA stuff to watch. I'm relatively new, only been watching since 06. I wasn't really a serious watcher until a year ago. Just wanted to learn more league history before the season starts. I already watched all the documentaries on Netflix and they were amazing.",Thunderstruck +Titanium Carry,How do you like the Trunite T10T? +Is there a difference between snipped and unsnipped,"Well with a vasectomy they cut the tubes connecting your urethra to your testes so no actual semen comes out, just seminal fluid." +Custom Zombies on Xbox/PS4?,"never going to happen maybe on the Xbox Three, Nintendo NX-XL and PS6" +"Aww bless ya, I wonder what other game changing stuff you haven't noticed yet. Donating planetary materials to gain faction rep? Buying weapon or armour parts from the gunsmith? Converting year 1 class specific armour materials to the new kind? Anyone else got any thoughts on little things that guardians may not realise?",Shooting an enemy in the head causes more damage +"How can we prove that a house mate(or his friends) are stealing weed from another house mate? Every house mate is fine except this one guy. He doesn't clean, is messy, and early in the semester, one of his friends stole a small nug's worth of weed from the house mate whose room is right next to his. He began to notice that weed was missing(the guy was taking small bits at a time) and once he saw a sizable amount gone, he basically waited for the guy to go into his room again while he was out, and caught him trying to roll it up. His response was I was gonna pay you back). No weed was missing for a while, but 30 minutes ago, i was doing my laundry and he asked if i stole weed. I looked at him crazy cause he know i wouldn't take any, then he said he *knew* it was the guy next door. He went and asked the problem guy but of course he said no. If weed was actually missing, then it was for sure the guy next door. * I smoke weed but i've never been pressed to the point where i'd sneak in and steal some. I also have other friends who smoke and he knows this/ * Another house mate is rarely home and doesn't smoke ever. * There is another guy who smokes but he can't smoke a lot and always asks ahead of time. * Problem guy smokes, had his friend steal weed, and seems to the type of guy who feels he can do whatever. How can we definitely prove this guy stole some without breaking into his room?",Call the police +8/14 penalties were presnap or unnecessary roughness,Just let the players play +Don't let facts get in the way now.,I'm trying to be a sheep these damn facts just keep getting in the way +This image is currently #4 when you search liar. 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I'm not saying PC is a bad platform or the worst platform ever. I like gaming on a PC, but HOLY SHIT! Developers treat us like animals recently. Games like Batman Arkham Knight, Mafia 3, and GTA 4 all have issues only on PC. We suppose to be superior! not inferior. We spends thousands of dollar to build our good money and games like Mafia 3 locked at 30 fps at launch... At least we have other games to play.",Because every PC gamer has a $1k PC with powerful hardware +But Trump makes sure to inhale at every possible moment with all that sniffing.,Trump doesn't smoke +Dioxane discovered in shallow groundwater at Ann Arbor neighborhood park,Government is sweet +If this was reality TV everyone would be complaining that it's too obviously scripted. I wonder if Trump has any idea that he's become such a parody of himself,"Totally, those rape victims need to realize no one cares!" +FUCK YOU BERNIE SANDERS Watching Trump use Bernie Sanders to attack Hillary is infuriating. Seriously fuck you Bernie Sanders you piece of shit.,"Yeah, screw Bernie for not running on Hillary's platform instead of his own." +The aqueducts?,"Well yes, but what have they ever done for us lately" +Nach dem TV-Duell: Im Parallel-Universum der Trump-Fans,ERDRUTSCHSIEG! +Giants tackle Ereck Flowers shoves ESPN reporter in locker room after loss,Clearer now more than ever that Coughlin was in fact the problem +When he told me he hadn't filed taxes in 4 years.,I tried to make a joke on r/conspiracy (not subbed I got there from r/all) about not paying taxes and people were replying seriously about how they don't pay taxes... Next time I will use +"Holy, I read the first sentence so fast I read it as, I don't remember how old I was when I set my eyes on my friend's mom.",Do you just stare at the floor when talking to your friends' parents? +"Doing what you please IS going to end the game fast. YOU have the power to end it if you're 10-0 at 15. Smash your turret, kill the jungler, go mid and smash that turret.",That's the purpose of playing Panth and why i've fallen in love with him xD +Nope!,I suppose I forgot the +"Each of the nine blocks has to contain all the numbers 1-9 within its squares. Each number can only appear once in a row, column or box.",You can't just learn how to someone else. +"What year bw do you have? If it has Razer switches, I wouldn't put in the effort of desoldering.",They're Cherry blues. +This Artist Perfectly Shows Why Women Have It Rough - Newsreader,*gasp* the mysoginism this woman deals with on a daily basis is sickening! +Probably after being threatened with murder lmfao,Like Vince Foster right? +No actually the small things aren't annoying. It's the big thing is. If you think the small things are going you're probably just young and immature and don't appreciate what the job is giving you. I appreciate my work so I don't consider any part of it annoying. It's what funds the rest of my life. If you can't remember to do something 3x an hour that's pretty rough. For a bartender just to have their phone there and click a few buttons isn't all that difficult.,Yeah you definitely got him... +"Fucking screen passes, how do they work? -Our defense in the 4th quarter.",They are excellent opportunities for all 11 guys on defense to get a shot on the QB! +Ran a random Heroic yesterday and out-dpsed a DH while I was healing on my Druid. The discussion of kicking him never even came up. Why on earth would anyone kick for low dps from a Normal dungeon?,"Because at this point everyone, including alts, should be 850+ and have mastered their class!" +"I hope all of you heathens are paying tithing into an escrow account for the day that some actual evidence shows up. Because, you know, it's sure to happen... Any day now... I mean look at it this way, they've checked for evidence in so many places (and found nothing) and so many crap theories have been debunked that they're sure to have narrowed it down by now, right?",Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence. +How so?,It didn't come with a special sticker +"Well, you have one candidate who has been accused of and investigated for things, but nothing illegal was ever found, and admittedly has some issues with honesty and has made mistakes. On the other hand, you have a guy who relies on insults and nicknames, favors nuclear proliferation, praises dictators, demonstrates a severe lack of knowledge about many important institutions both domestic and international (NATO, for one), threatens to try to get his political opponent in jail, implies gun activists should kill her, brags about committing sexual assault, goes on a late night rant on twitter telling people to check out a non existent sex tape, denies that a little over a week later, lies about things he's said in spite of video of him saying them, cheats on all his wives and blames hillary for bill cheating, wants to ban muslims from entering the us, repeatedly insults the parents of a soldier killed in iraq, insults american POWs because he likes soldiers who weren't captured, claims to be a great businessman in spite of multiple failed businesses and losing nearly a billion dollars in a year, and I'm just going to stop here, because it just goes on and on.","Now, now... you know well thought out, reasoned arguments aren't allowed here and are just liberal propaganda." +His favorability is at +29/-63 LOL,"Both sides are extremely unpopular, though." +"So I just bought this game on iOS... And it seems impossible lol. I'm a dark souls veteran, (countless hours and played and beat every game since ds1, so I know what a hard game is and how to cope) But this game is something different. What's the best controls to learn on iOS and also should I play this same song on every level? Also please include tips that may help me, Neptune knows I need them.",Get the PC version if you actually want to have fun +"Where it's so crime ridden. So crime ridden. I'll tell you, I work in midtown Manhattan, and I fear for my life every time I go outside. It's a disaster. A complete mess.","I completely agree, I mean the UES is just a hellhole" +Disobeying a traffic control signal would be the citation I would issue for the bicyclist.,"Nah M8 go the full mile, Aggravated assault with a deadly weapon" +"Mine recently sent me a message via snapchat that said I wanna roll a blunt on that ass. We have never spoken about anything but weed before. He texted me the next morning and apologized, said he was drunk. I didn't really mind.",Could I perchance roll a blunt on that ass then? +"Smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.",You'll be waving goodbye after we win 78-0 this weekend +The reaction would be completely opposite of the genders were swapped I this situation.,"Yeah, nobody ever would think of a woman as crazy for burning a picture of someone that rejected them." +Let's start with a second runway,"whoa whoa whoa, lets not get crazy" +"Japanese devs, it won't ever happen. From banned for *texture mods* in Dark Souls 2, I can't imagine them being able to tolerate people creating their own areas, weapons, or spells. Also, pvp balance would get screwed pretty hard.",PvP balance is already screwed pretty hard +I think \s means sarcasm on reddit,I think you're wrong +"The also believe in any combination of crazy, including: Obama is Muslim from Africa, Jade Helm was just delayed a few summers, The UN is trying to take away everyone's private property, science is a liberal plot to do something really bad, and the list goes on and on.",Are you saying that isn't true? +Diet Cig have started recording their first LP,Mmm happiness +Sometimes I get in my car and it just doesn't move. The engine revs up and it just sits there stationary.,what and you're saying that doesn't happen in real life? +Better bring some muslims to the US because they will be different once they enter our cities. Good ole cultural enrichment.,It worked for Europe! +"Not really. Finances are much more complicated because of things like housing, car payments, college loans, credit card debt, etc. If you want to lose weight, it is very simple to do so. It is just a matter of self control, which is the difficult part. With finances, you have to practice self control and deal with your debt and the essentials.","Yes, the biochemistry of human body is a trivial thing compared to car loan." +"I'd like to formally apologize... THAT IT'S FUCKING MONDAY. ACTUALLY, NOPE, NOT SORRY. **FLAIR UP** **CAPS UP** MAKE MY DAY YOU FILTHY WHINERS!","WHERE'S OLCON, DAMMIT?" +"RNC Nevada chair: If Trump doesn't win, I resign",What a travesty +Why would anyone want to add chlorine to the people's water source??? The government already does that! Are you guys trying to get brainwashed to a larger extent!? I pray for the misinformed!!!,You dropped this: +Jew Silver is actually a pretty sweet name imo.,Silver Jews are a pretty good band. +PFF has Wentz ranked #1 in QBs through 5 weeks.,"That must mean Dak Prescott is ranked above him at #0, right?" +The Doll,Babygirl got cake. +When I'm at work I sometimes just sit and look at my wallpaper.,missing the gate from stargate infinity. +The port is amazing so people have to find something to moan about.,I mean we wouldnt be PC gamers if we didnt bitch about every little thing that doesnt go our way...... +Clinton Foundation! They rebuilt Haiti after the earthquake.,you forgot the +That's what you get when you Marry a butch. They dress and act like a man why are you surprised?,Astute observation +Would not be ideal. America is already pacifying far too many theocratic tyrants.,"Yes, let's have another conflict over how another country behaves, that never goes wrong." +"I did this for years. I just...never used condoms. I hate them and struggle to maintain an erection with them. Never got an STD, never got a girl pregnant. My partners were either hardcore followers of their own birth control or I've got no bullets in the barrel.",Do you not even pull out lol? +I want to commend croberts for heeding my warning,"if CR heeded his warning, why is he going to the FBI or whoever?" +"Is it worth getting BO3 & Revelations on last gen? I have a 360, and was wondering if I should go for BO2 & Origins, or BO3 and Revelations. I love Origins and Revelations seems to be a really fun map! Let me know what you think I should get!",lmao is this for real +Bjergsen should cast a Mid Lane focus game in the Quarterfinals,Right next to qt casting the bot lane with gosu +It's just distressing. outline the hair and then distress within the outline,Simple really +"Exactly. This is a proffit hand off to the corporations. We need to seize their fucking assets, put the ceo's in prison for life, and take whats ours so the middle class doesnt keep getting the squeez!",You forgot the +LOL i was joking fam,You dropped your +14 year old adults...,"\*ahem\* 3,000 year old demon in a 14 year old's body" +Marner had made the team,biggest shocker of the offseason! +Can I charge the 6P using the 5x adapter? Will it cause any harm?,It will turn your phone into a Note 7 +Trump promises more attacks against Clintons if more tapes of his conduct are released,Two thoughts: 1) Obviously he knows there are tapes out there; and 2) Why should he change from such a successful strategy +I wanted to see what the Portland skyline would look like if it had the world's tallest building.,It was much lighter in the comps presented to the Design Commission. +Athlon 5150 AM1 processor delidded,Did it help thermals? +Blizzard certainly has (more than) enough time. So you designed a character before haven't you?,You've never made a DBZ OC? +that was a women,"Ok, this gender-fluid shit has clearly gone too far." +Waiting to start work with my favorite combo,Aspartame will kill ya! +"Calling it now, Gnar effect. Terrible at release, pros figure how to control him, he becomes one of the best champs in the game.","yes, lets just ignore the dozens of buffs gnar received, he has always been amazing!" +Johnson/Weld 2016 stencil,"Use this to graffiti tag up everywhere, right?" +What's the most money you've ever spent on a record? Or how much would you be willing to pay for a record?,$200 on an original EU pressing of August and Everything After - Counting Crows +"The moment when you find a Charmander in your sightings, but can't find it before it despawn...","You must be new here, welcome!" +"Does literary snobbery belong here, too?","Fake, nobody ever has 5 bars 4g" +I feel that it would be weird the other way but Mulan story hardly passes Bechdel test because it's about a woman among men. People will still be triggered.,inb4 clickbait starts speculating if Mulan was transgendered +Barely Alive x The Frim - Origins,sounds like Terror Squad +Die verdeckte Islamisierung Europas,"Thank you for sharing this excellent piece of independent, unbiased journalism" +Dell price increases coming to the UK from Nov 1st Just got an email through from our supplier confirming that thanks to the pound dropping in value even more Dell will be increasing all their UK pricing from November 1st. If you have any purchases coming up now is the time to make them as they will only be honouring quotes until the end of the month and then they will have to be recalculated using the new pricing structure.,Good work everyone! +Trump has been in the right side of the biggest disparity in rally turnout to ever occur in American politics. Around 400k to around 30k for Hillary.,Are you telling that reddit users arent consistent with normal working people? +Sunglasses DLC only $3.99,"As someone who had prk done about a year ago, 4$ irl dlc is much worth" +"Except he wasn't the only one to discover America, nor the first.",Yeah but white guilt and reparations +"The Dolphins have 73 first downs in five games, last in the NFL","But remember everyone, its the defenses fault" +Asshole genie replaces Trump with that rapist-swimmer guy. Pretty much the same thing.,"Now, now, 20 minutes of action doesn't mean that someone shouldn't be President." +"Is that supposed to diminish the fact that the potential President of the USA's daughter holidays with the Premier of Russia's girlfriend with Russian influence in the election now blatantly visible (along with Trumps few concessions to date towards the Russians), and relations between US and Russia at Cold War frostiness?",Yes but Bill Clinton +Seeing all these concept expressions for Locke makes me wish we had more emotion in the characters for H5. (Source in description),TFW you realize Locke never smiles +President Obama signs an act requiring baby changing stations to be available in men's restrooms,Hurry up before your term is over +"Undisciplined, erratic, and devisive candidate makes an undisciplined, erratic and devisive President.",I think you're reaching. +an unbiased review from IGN? Never thought id see the day.,Was hoping to see them point out the fish AI and give it a 3/10 +We gonna have to cook dis meatball son of a bitch.,Get the Magnatron +Just lookin' in on you ...,I don't know what's so cute about some dumb tall horses +"The Canucks are a perfect 3-0 on the season, but they haven't led for a single second.",But wait I thought Vancouver was supposed to be terrible this year +Samsung to permanently end production of Galaxy Note 7 phone,Are my Samsung appliances going to blow up? +What's your favourite family guy episode? Mine is Road to the Multiverse. So damn good. I also really like McStroke.,Stewroids +"In California, we have to keep shit condition 5. Guns and ammo are left at the gun store.",I heard a rumor that in CA you have to apply for a license to pee on yourself if you are doing it for self defense... is that true? +Wikileaks tweeted a picture of armed policemen around the embassy. I hope he got out of there safely. Keep an eye on it for all of us still in the dark on twitter!,someone needs to post this info the chans so that the austisms can figure it out +'Mormons for Hillary' video released by Clinton campaign,Hillary is so far ahead she's shilling her books in campaign ads +It's pronounced ghiiiinnaaa,It's called business +exactly the same thing.... but 4k,Exactly the same thing.... but 7k +"Obviously it's a joke, but look at what happened to Trump when he said Hillary would be in jail. ZOMG despot!","well, he's a real leader and not at all dying" +That's what you get for making friends with Ragen Chastain!,"You know she has been talking about a blog and Tempe, AZ a lot lately" +Kelce?,Ware? +Buy Today and March to Our Theme Song Tomorrow!,In case anyone was looking for some music while you're harvesting. +The kid is getting a lot of shit from the community and he hasn't even played with Astralis yet. Can any of you actually give him a fucking chance?,"No, we were right about stew being the worst thing to ever happen to cloud 9, we'll be right about this kid!" +Got any more of those SAD anime?,Jojos bizzare adventure is top SAD +Once you get your confirmation email they should ship it the same day and you have it the next. The confirmation is a second email after the one saying you won. Now that they've shipped the bulk of them you should have it on the way in the next couple of days. I think winners from yesterday are still looking for their confirmations.,Looks like winners from yesterday started getting the 2nd emails around 3pm today. +"Redditors mainly. Idiots saying the game would be the only game that they would ever play for the rest of their life because apparently NMS would make every future game, regardless of genre, obsolete. For some reason.",BECAUSE IT IS EVERY GENERA YOU CAN DO EVERYTHING +"Redditors who haven't had the chance to tell your story, what story are you dying to tell?",i like turtles. +I was trying to use all the pieces I had and spent too much time fitting in really small pieces. More work and they cover less real estate.,why didn't you just roll the cake in them +Google goes all in on Pixel advertising with $3.2 million spending in just two days,I haven't seen any advertising at all in the last two days... Clearly a waste of 3.2mil +What's something that you now do as an adult that you swore as a kid you'd never do?,Curse like a motherfucker. +Random Daily Discussion for those who want to drop everything and just take a long holiday 16/10/2016,I have a 2 week long vacation starting from tomorrow :D +"Umm, James Hetfield, James Hetfield and James Hetfield",You forgot +Buzzfeed is awesome though!,You forgot the +"Tyson Foods, a Meat Leader, Invests in Plant-Based Protein Alternatives","yay soy protein, more great health food incoming from tyson..." +Wiki leaks showed Crooked Hillary made weapons deals with groups which have direct ties/directly funded (currently funding) ISIS.,"Umm nice try, trying to distract us ... Donald trump said a whole bunch of mean, non-PC things - he's clearly the more evil of the 2." +Remain was the status quo choice. Did you even read the Remain camp's referendum pledges before you decided to vote?,Oh yeh the remain campaign was complete gospel... +"no you don't. You want a Surgeon with a few Bypasses under his belt before he transplants a heart. Also, that would be a Fellow, doing his/her fellowship. Not a resident.",I forgot the +Ward lane win game.,Yet my support never buys sight stone... fking noobs +The Best reply i've seen in casey's new video,Only a real genius could have come up with this. +Prepare for the ALCS,"As a Norwegian, I am livid with their absolute humiliation of my people with this blatant example of cultural appropriation." +My game crashes when i pick Evie,Oh haven't you heard?They nerfed her so you can't play her anymore.Next patch they are completely removing her because she is still to OP. +I guess we should blame everything that doesn't go our way on a bug.,"Yea, don't you know, it's bad game design (read: impatience) for them to not give us every item in the first 2 months." +NBA 2K17 Patch 1.04 Notes,As if people weren't making enough contested layups +Got nailed by the cat,"Yes, must take picture first..... then I'll remove the nail on your nose that's been in and out of cat shit" +"If you think so great, it's just not my jam.","But it's artistic, why do you hate artists?" +"You can't really compare any EU/NA LCS organisation to Fnatic (in terms of money). People seem to not understand that winning LCS is like 1/100 of their income. Orgs like Fnatic or Virtus Pro (Russian org) are WAY richer than for example TSM, CLG, G2 and others.","Yeah man, Huni, Yellowstar and Reignover left Fnatic's giant pay to find a challenge in NA at lower pay." +Good thing I only tell people that I'd bomb their house. Guess I'm safe.,It's ok as long as you do it for Allah +Rip CPU :-(,"Wow, shipping it in a tank and still they manage to damage it" +Or bossy. Or a bitch.,"Woah there little lady, take a chill pill." +Finally got Champion in every playlist!!,Definitely wall hacking +"I support this idea ONLY if the arena is a geodesic dome with weapons hanging from the ceiling, where the two combatants are on giant bungee cords.",Isn't Amazon building some of those? +Pedestrian run over by RAV4,Too bad the pedestrian wasn't holding some big brightly colored object to alert the driver of their presence. +Heavy and ineffective. Just get a suppressor.,"Yeah OP, just find an extra 1k+ in your budget and get a suppressor!" +And the largest shareholder of most of the airlines? Blackrock. Ever notice there's not really fare wars anymore like there used to be? Why would Blackrock want to lose money competing with themselves?,I'm sure Blackrock with 2% of AA and 2.7% of UAL is the major player behind the entire industry. +DECA is RACIST! Video PROVES it!,So tempted to click... &nbsp; +"What is the strongest class after shaman now? I think the top contenders are Warrior Druid and Hunter. I am inclined to say druid, but I believe it doesnt match up too well vs shaman and control warrior and secret hunter. CW does decently vs shaman and usually beats druid. Hunter on the other hand is really powerful now and beats CW and druid and can be okay vs shaman as well. Thoughts? I know it doesn't really matter but Im just curios what people think",priest +Israel shoots dead Palestinian protester in Jerusalem,Unbiased Al jazeera +"They will have to go to whatever entrance is assigned on the ticket. They're strict on that. After that, once they're inside they can arguably get to whatever seat block they want. I can't see why not. It's rare tickets are checked inside. But if the seating allotment is sold out, then there won't be any scope to move seats at all.","Unless he sits in between the other two, that's the only thing I can think of if I can't swap tickets with someone" +German night club of the extreme left gets redpilled and cannot find words to explain the problems(Translation in the comments).,"A: We have to point out these problems B:we can start out by saying that all men are scary an virtue signalling A: but it is just the sandniggers B: Fuck, what now" +Hot Toys was allowed to go crazy and have a little fun with an exclusive event item. It's nothing new.,No they shouldn't be allowed to make toys that I don't see in other media! +"My friend in Michigan calls soda pop, whereas in my area (northeast USA) we call it soda. I've never heard it being called a soft drink!","From Michigan, can confirm (although I alternate between soda and pop myself)." +What's your global rank right now...and are you happy with it?,"108K, second year in, i'm pleased with it ... for now." +"Welcome to Florida, here are your bath salts and baby alligator. Good luck.",I went there for 5 days and got an amber alert each day. +"They already pretty much do. Also, it'll be good to give all these militia something to do and keep them busy once Iraq is liberated so they don't cause trouble, sending them to fight for Assad in Syria seems like the best decision. It helps defeat ISIS and it gets them out of the way in Iraq, win-win.",Yea because targeting ISiS is the only thing theyre going to do +"PSA: Draft Does Not HAVE To Start With 3x Ranged DD Especially now that we have maps like Warhead, Dragon Shire, Braxis, where it is so incredibly important to have frontliners that can invade. Please stop picking Nova/Valla/Kaelthas/Li Ming/Hammer/Jaina/Raynor/Tychus/Tracer/Lunara in the first three picks. You already put your chances of winning down a ton just by drafting this stupidly. (Fun sidenote; 3x ranged dd went out of the meta a year ago. It still stinks)",We won't have enough damage if we don't +"What are you talking about some of their best friends are black, gay, Mexicans.","Sure, some of them are good people after all, or so we assume" +"it all make sense now, he act like troll to ensure Uzi is mature enough not to rage if someone trolls him",Mata is just misunderstood.. he's training uzi's reaction time +I really want big fluffy clouds to fly my 300i through :) This tech sounds so fucking good. It's about time developers just went wild with what a PC can do. They can take all the time they need.,I hope this comes out on PlayStation. +Trump urges people to vote - on wrong date,Locker room banter +Price won't travel to Buffalo (flu),"Gaah, I KNEW he shouldn't have played in the world cup..." +"Im dutch...We refer to the Netherlands as Holland all the time. Im from Utrecht and we still call it Holland. There may a geographical difference but the people dont make that distinction. Holland is the Netherlands, the Netherlands is Holland.",You're too close to Holland so you don't count. +"God fucking dammit. That's my b-day fight, and the last thing I want to watch is a washed up, half-assed, poor sport try and make a comeback. Fuck Ronda Rousey.","You know she only lost once, and was ruining opponents before her loss right?" +any purpose for the pipes circled in red being there?,"Cardio, of course." +Towards the end of December,Don't listen to him this is just a sneak peek of what they'll be in Mut 18 can't wait for that to drop so I cna start grinding +"Still living at home, huh?","If I didn't live at home, I would be homeless." +What's the creepiest creature from your country's folklore?,Ogopogo +Why is that even note worthy? 1 tower dive and 1 easy pick off. WTF makes this even The Play?,But muh skillshots and timing wooooow. +All of his poems are like that and I love it.,How dare you assume their gender! +They could at least stream on the ageofempires channel. Then hundreds of people can watch this shit live. :D,but then where would we get our exciting games from the pk clan? +Lol do we still need to explain how a free game works? Kinda obvious it will stay in your library after you claim it.,Yeah what a fucking dick trying to help clarify things +Went scrolling through some old Xbox Clips and found this INSANE CLUTCH,Visual glitch...... +"Fucking toxic scum bag. Him and Tyler 1 are trash of the community, only inspiring more toxic bull shit by streaming this shit. Good riddance dick bags",You forgot the +Haha you know nothing about annoying until you have gotten your 9 Magmar from 10k's,You'll be thanking the egg gods when Gen IV comes out PRETTY SOON and you can get a Magmortar straight away. +"What the hell. I'm around 800 clears, which would mean I've done 1/400 alone ? I guess that's what you get when the individual rewards are extremely poor. Lbing every gear would already mean 150 runs per player, more than enough to clear the event. 10 runs a day would still be enough and that's only 30 stamina/ 7 minutes per player per day. BAMCO fucked up. They should have given a strong incentive to continue ranking, such as sell hawks for 200 gold coins or something. To be honest, making the event weapons situationally stronger than GE would probably have been enough. Hopes and dreams crushed.","I've done about 2000 clears now, so if we just have about 997 more people that clear 1000, we're in the clear." +"Why would she immediately show up on 9/11 anyway? What could she realistically do? She's not Batwoman. She's a US Senator and her job was representing NY. She did that by securing funds, etc. This whole thing makes no sense- like why wasn't Hillary cauterizing wounds and performing CPR on her constituents, what a jerk!!",Because 9/11 was clearly her fault... And if she had been in NYC that day obviously 9/11 never would have happened. +We are officially up 1 in the LA Times/USC poll!!! That means we are REALLY ahead,Uh oh somehow CTR must have rigged that poll too.. +Which current track is the most overtake friendly? I always hear talk about this and that track is/will be hard to pass on. Which track is the easiest or has the most opportunities to pass?,Abu Dhabi ask Alonso +og det er vel fair nok sagt,Jamen hvad nu hvis min fortolkning af chokolade afviger fra din? +Anyone know if there is a translated version of this?,This is my spade - there are many like it but this one is mine... +To be fair it does need protecting. I saw a documentary where was stolen and I think there was a map or something.,thats just the liberal lamestream media trying to fool you... the only people attacking the constitution are the Jews! +2016 Japan - On-board Highlights,Baby octopus can be seen on Lewis's antenna ;) +How do you determine the value of labor? Is there an intrinsic value to labor? Do changes in supply and demand reflect the real value of labor or do they cause the market price to deviate from its real value?,Socially-necessary labor time. +I've been hiding in Osama bin Laden's cave; I'm on an ISIS safari atm.,"Oh my god, it's actually Larry" +Hillary sure isn't though. An impotent threat that is. I wouldn't say it's too far of a stretch to say that WWIII is likely to start under her watch. She's already antagonizing Russia with everything she's got and she isn't even holding elected office right now.,I guess we should do what Zhirinovsky says. +"Not gonna lie: I do spreadsheets and stuff for a lot of major decisions. When I bought my car, I did an analysis of 12 different SUVs. A year later, very happy with my decision.",You mean car commercials didn't do it for you? +"lol, what an unambitious hire. Says a lot about where they are as a club that they have to settle for this bag of farts.",Yeah getting a manager who's been promoted to the Premier League 4 times is really unambitious +"If you're going to use a video from 2011, then I guess I can use Clinton's stance on gay marriage from 2011.","No, because that would be unfair to Hilary." +"I'll never understand why Donald Trump is any man's conception of an alpha male. Everything about Trump screams insecurity. He's emotionally stunted, surrounds himself with sycophants, and he compulsively lashes out against all his critics.",of course you dont understand pssh beta +"TIFU by singing Rape Me in the gym at work. It's 11:15 and about time I took my morning break. I went to the gym we have in the office to ride on the bike for a bit. There's a rule about the office gym, which is to leave it as you found it. The lights were off and I didn't see anyone in there. So, I left the lights off and got on the bike. Once the workout was set up, I put on my music. I hit 'Shuffle Play' on Spotify, and Rape Me by Nirvana came on. As I was getting into my workout, I started singing. It got intense. Rape me... Rape me... RAPE ME. Turns out I wasn't the only one in the gym. Also turns out that I have a date with HR tomorrow morning.",Tell HR it's just normal locker room talk. +"That's a little much. He wasn't behind the fraud, he was behind the shitty compensation structure that forced people to commit fraud.",Yes hiring an assassin is totally different than murder. +Best mixed album of 2010's so far? albums 2010-2016,Death Magnetic +Great work man. Mad respect for that flow. You tell it like it is. This belongs on the sub for sure.,You forgot the +"Big Brother Over the Top - Wednesday Night Live Event Discussion - October 12 2016 On the live feeds tonight, beginning at 10p EDT/7p PDT, we will have a one hour recap of the past week. At 11p EDT/10p PDT, We will have a live eviction. If it's anything like last week, it will be very productionless and the HG will fill in for most of Julie's usual role. Starting at midnight/ 9pPDT, an HOH competition will be played. During the eviction, your best bet is to watch the Quad View. Who will be evicted? How will the votes fall? What awkward moment will we get from the live eviction? How about the weird 30 min of nothing after that and before HOH? Who will be crowned? Discuss all that and whatever else below.",yay we get to see the showmance do it every night... +Australians actually drink beer from shoes. You heard right. It's the Australian trend that's rocking the world. Drinking. Out of a shoe. This is unbelievable. It's crazy. Shoes. Drinking. Brought to you by Buzzfeed,I thought all Australians wore thongs! +Yes because that is how professional journalists talk.,"It's how presidential candidates talk, why should journalists be any different?" +Remember when puritan Republicans were clutching their pearls because Michelle Obama dared to bare her biceps?,Oh I member! +So they fixed the medic?,Same question! +So yes or no?,Yes for nexus sell for item and the for no nexus will or no sell +"Request for next patch -_- can we PLEASE get rid of this fuckign hard carry heroes played mid meta like jesus christ. Juggernaut mid is the cancer of dota and almost no traditional mid heroes can contest against him its just ridiculous, because he is impossible to gank as he has his q, and then he gets a free kill on any hero in the game as soon as he is 6. Then you have FUCKING PA MID. Fuck that honestly, the nerf icefrog did to dagger range kind of helped with pa mid but still the amount of harass is just stupid but at least shes killable. Then you have fucking lifestealer mid. Beats every hero mid, he can literally 1v2 almost any lane when mid. He is also unkillable because of his q and he has infinite sustain if he gets pms plus his passive. I really hope next patch we can stop this trend of stupid unkillable hard carries mid who are forcing traditional mid heroes who are super fun out of the mid lane and into mediocrity.",yeah lets go back to SF every game +How the fuck was that a luck comp?,If it isn't physical it's a crap shoot +Curious how it's able to capture the hand being half way closed. That would fix a lot of issues I have with throwing things in VR using a button.,But is the hand half open or half closed? +If there wasn't much blood the flood would be fine.,"Without guns we might be able to bring it down to an E, won't that be fun?" +Impatient BMW driver gets what's his.,"Yea, because I definitely needed you to tell me someone who does that is a BMW driver" +I'm really curious how Trump will spin this against something Bill Clinton has done.,Well you see... Bill Clinton had several consensual affairs that spanned 2 decades... I just want to fuck a 10 year old once... he's the real monster. +"i remember my gunslinger - there was a skill that would not function, i pressed made the sound but no reaction",I guess double para didn't proc :P +I'm sure the US does this on a much larger scale so why is it a big deal when Russia does it?,Because America stands for freedom and Russia is a bunch of commie bastards +"My flatmate's a Belieber, I'll ask him when I get in from work",Please do! +So this just happened,Beautiful redirect! +Hahaha... that sounds like fun... and I wish I could do that... ^_^,"If you can't afford any, then congratulations, you're already done!" +Negative. Playing along. A_H is one of my favorite posters ever.,"Admit it, YOU'VE BEEN TROLLED!" +Wouldn't an after birth abortion just be infanticide at that point?,"Yeah, but if we call it infanticide then we can't use it as an excuse to ban abortions." +Whoa Trump just cancelled his interview tonight on Hannity.,Schedule clash with an interview with Sputnik +You've never been in the deep south have you? My science teacher took us to a gross anatomy lab to show us both a male and female cadaver because so many of us were taught that.,But you don't believe in that devil evolution do you? +<-- Upboat so the Intel i7 7770 will never be as good as the HD 7770,Good shit good amd +"It's dreadful, the games they announce are absolute junk. MS really fked BC up.",has to be +"It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for them.","Usually you pay double for that kind of action, Cotton." +I wonder if this is the same for the XB1 version? Cos it's a damn miracle that splitscreen exists in this game considering how MS dealt with it in the other popular 'known for great splitscreen' franchise.,On Xbone you also get the benefit of HDR and cinematic 30fps. +"So...he's down for ethnic cleansing, too?","As long as it's Muslims that are being cleansed, it's all good." +Are You Willing To Gamble All Life On Earth Over Hillary's Beef With Russia?,"Guys, were supposed to be worried about TRUMP having access to the nuclear codes." +"It kills me to hear people stretch what he said to he admitted assault. Nope, he bragged in a brash tone about how well he was doing with the ladies, that's it. It's not pretty but it's pretty much 100% irrelevant to the race, and it's ancient history. The video of Obama waving his erection at several women on a plane shows he doesn't respect women, but the MSM keeps that video off the airwaves.",Uhh Yeah but Obama isn't running for president so it's different +"PSA: Bumping and demolitions are part of the game and they are legitimate components to strategy So QUIT crying and insulting me. It isn't the cheap way to play, if I demo you before you can take a shot on goal I just saved myself a goal, its unbelievable to me that I'm even typing this PSA. SERIOUSLY THOUGH, I've run into so many people recently who get really toxic when they get bumped, maybe its the new rankings have exposed me more to these people but christ is it starting to get to me. Sorry just a little venting.",You sound like one of them shotgun noobs in Halo 3. +That's why they made an anime,so thats what the whole 'only can be done through anime' was about! +I can only hope such an overreaching executive order is fought to the fullest extent. I'm glad the video revealed that Feingold stands with gun owners even against the gun grabbing extremists who wanted to take away guns in the video.,Sidestepping the Constitution and the legislator is just a #commonsense solution +"I don't care who you are, Barca vs. Barca is lame.",But how are you supposed to find out who's the best? +You have no idea how many patients I've had who got drunk by drinking listerine,But did it work? +Conor's 10 strike combo to stop Mendes,"Well, as you can clearly see, Conor is highly overrated and everyone who likes him is simply a poser and knows nothing about MMA..." +"Pretty much all publicly available information, and simply the fact that he was never caught doing it in a game, or by an external anticheat (and please, if something gets caught by VAC, it usually is a) shit b) caught by something else before)",Is that why Face It is so cheater free? +Twitch needs a dancing category,Alisonquinn or gtfo +"Im still trying...this is my first zombies, so ive just camped on catwalk(the Giant) But now i made a personal game challenge, cant touch catwalk for 5 consecutive rounds...its helped me a lot",scrub. +sell me your shit. I wear a small in us sizes & my jean size is 28 or 29 I can also fit a 30 just gonna be a little baggy . pm some stuff you got for sell,i got a steamy one shipped straight to your door 25 shipped +You can see the solo singer is really enjoying himself. I always like to see that in a live performance!,"It was really cool to watch his mouth enunciate some of the words, especially since when I sing it it comes baba yetu to tooli yet" +Agreed. The only elo-hell is your mindset that an elo-hell exists instead of admiting that one has to get better.,Unless your elo is d5 +"Yo Emily Dickinson was trash af come at me. Lonely-ass woman didn't mean half the shit people thought she did, Emily Dickinson is the reason those wackos on Genius think everything is a triple-entendre.",This is why I come to this sub No +What tyloo visas mean for the team itself I wonder if tyloo will be able to play on esl pro league na?,"this is multi-entry visa whereplayers can enter and leave the country many times, but this is not a residence visa, they cannot stay in america, which is required to play in pro-league" +Nakamura is not an indie guy. This guy main evented the Tokyo Dome.,Don't you know that all non-WWE wrestlers and promotions are indy? +I bought a nice one at the mall around 15 years ago and it's holding up fine. Cost maybe $20,It's plastic leather then +With help from the Internet boom of the early-mid 90s,"Well, then the economic boom would be Al Gore's doing." +"If you are monogamous, would you consider it grounds for breaking up IF your partner suggested opening up your relationship? Why or why not.",This is going to be fun to read. +CW didnt even come up with the name,"yeah, we can blame NBC for that." +Can India afford such an expensive phone?,"Absolutely not, the 4 page ad is just a joke on the fact." +"Dodgers vs. Nats game 5, did anyone else notice that there were not any instant replay challenges? Well I'll be damned!",I really felt like Washington should have used one for the tag at home. +What the fuck is happening in r/politics right now? I went to check the comments on a link I posted today (it was about Curt Schilling attempting to defend Trump on the 10-year-olds thing) and then it redirected to r/The_Dumbshits.,It's been taken over somehow. +"for the love of god STOP KICKING THE LAST MAN ALIVE IF HE DOESN'T CLUTCH if you do this, fuck you. it's hypocritical since you already died and just hinders the match even further",Clutch or kick! +Dave Roberts established himself as an elite manager,Something something but pulling Hill and Stripling... +"I wish I was born female just so I could shamelessly be a stay-at-home mum for the rest of my life. (Especially since I love kids and always wanted to raise my own). But nope, the universe decided I should be a gay male. Thanks universe.",Nothing wrong with adoption or other methods and being a stay at home dad :) +Canada is one flight hour away from Paris?! With which plane?!,Concorde ? +People buying expensive or nice cameras and then not using them correctly.,Everyone knows 'P' mode is 'Pro' mode! +NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,Hahahaha this is so cute and sad at the same time +TIL Steve Buscemi served as a firefighter during 9/11,I didn't even know +Why don't we just teach blacks not to steal?,You try getting them to pay attention in class. +"Anderson, Crawford, Elliot and Talbot all had pretty bad starts too, goalies are voodo, I don't think it's fair to judge him until he has a ton of starts.",Maybe Kessel gave him his hot dog stand address though +I wonder if this has something to do with Webber leaving. Couldn't afford his salary?,Dieselgate has hit them hard: can't even afford a Number 2 driver salary anymore +wow punchline in the title way 2 ruin it op,"Yeah, it would've been hilarious otherwise" +Swastika sign left on press table after Trump rally,They might be trying to draw the Hindu symbol rather than the Nazi one. +Wentz. He is the better QB this year. Also WAS isn't anything special,I take offense to that last statement +With his 21 year old girlfriend of 7 months? So not worth it. She can work out her shit on her own time.,Sorry... Missed the +Nope...still not tired of Martial's goal.,i still get chills +"dude, a man is running for president who raped his last wife, who made a pass at a 10 year old, a 12 year old, and has a court date in a few weeks for raping a 13 year old, he talks pridefully about molesting women, he's called his daughter a piece of ass on TV, he wants to stop muslims from entering the US and put badges on those who remain, he has so poor sense of money, planning and reality that he can't even run a fucking casino or a hotel without it going out of business and closing it's doors one morning locking out 3000 employees, as per last week, and beyond all this, when given the chance to lie about these things or to admit he was wrong and ask for forgiveness, he admits he does it, and says he'd do it again. You really fucking think this guy's going to get fired for *this*?","See, i just dont understand the basis for those accusations." +"This is absolutely killing journalism as a profession. People with no qualification are willing to work for free and put actual trained journalists out of work, and you get crap that completely fails at journalism's mission of keeping the populace informed. Imagine if other professions did that. Welp, looks like the bridge collapsed because the engineering firm had an 18 year old who was willing to be paid in exposure design the thing",Yeah they have to prove themselves first by working as free interns but they gain experience! +"I'll help anyone anytime, message me if you want a hand. GT: JD Hacksaw",You spelt hawksaw wrong scrub 1/10 wouldn't raid with you +"All these people bitching about how they dropped him, or how they thought Gates would be back... **Have you actually watched either of these two play?** Henry looks like a star at TE, and the heir apparent. Gates looks like an offensive linemen out there, not it appearance, but it movement. The dude is cashed. I just didn't get how all these experts and all the public perception was knocking Henry, and how many ranked Gates a TE1.","But the chargers want gates to get his tds for the record, who cares about wins and losses." +The US has abhorrent laws though. I don't think any other western country has such barbaric treatment of teenagers.,Not like indonesia +Graphs for the new ARs and LMGs damage,"I see they finally nerfed that op Ursa gun, this is the change that inspires me to start playing again" +Good arena god Hi i have now money to buy a new god but i cant decide who i currently have freya and susano except the free ones i love freya but with susanno i dont really know how to build or to play(feel free to give advices) and because arena is my most played mode i want a god that can really shine there,Loki is the best god in all gamemodes +fuck me....,"YEAH KID, FUCK YOU" +You're tired because 2 days off truly is not enough to recharge every week. It just snowballs. If you tried it for a few weeks I pretty much guarantee you would not only get used to it but also start to feel better than before. I work in a school so this option will never be open to me. I'm incredibly jealous of anyone for whom thisis possible.,Unless you get lucky and your budget gets cut so you only have 4 days a week! +Armed Trump Supporters Protest Outside Virginia Dem's Campaign Office,I'm sure these groups will cool down after election day +Im more curious on why there isnt really much incentive to level your classes,My incentive to level my class is to be the best there ever was. +Hilary Clinton doesn't want videos like these to circulate. Cologne migrant crisis,"Religion of Peace Cant single these people out, unAmerican Just looking for safety and better economic conditions" +good motivation to KEEP RIGHT,"ikr, if these people weren't hogging the left lane there wouldn't be an issue." +What is that?,reading that book of course +"Does his dick cure cancer? have a birthmark in the shape of the Virgin Mary? Does it automatically detach from his body, sprout arms and legs, and do household chores? Why is his penis so special?","I guess we'll never know...thanks, OP." +Something tells me she doesn't like cock.,What on earth gave you that idea? +WTF IS THIS?!,"Why, obviously that's a pro VG player, you should consider yourself blessed if they were on your team.... ..or very unfortunate if against them." +**Ultimate Werewolf: Legacy** is being made right now,ugh call me when it's One Night Ultimate Werewolf: Daybreak Legacy +"Man says he was raped in Missouri jail, sent bill for attack","Come on, man, sex workers deserve to be paid." +Insiders At FBI And DOJ: Decision To Let Clinton Slide Was Top Down,No way +"In Israel, if you are in the active military you must carry your weapon with you at all times",Sounds like a great place to live. +Buzzfeed title,Such a shitty title. +"precisely what i meant, for some reason i always remember it as 13 lol",The Free Masons want you to think of the number 13... +"...except people in the cold north of Europe ultimately inherited their technology from peoples in the Mediterranean and Middle East, you stupid fuck.",...and invented nothing since! +"So, the laws are brutal, but not the rape and murder of children?",Think about the poor child molesters though. +"The entire reason Blizzard has been using active abilities in place of actual micro in LotV is because it's easier for viewers to see. I think it's pretty terrible that they're making the game worse just to make it more watchable, but it's their approach.",Yeah now we're going to miss out on all the insane tempest micro. +"Bet the kid never misbehaves again, though. Scaring him like that may have done society a favour.","You're right, we should endanger the lives of children in order to teach them a lesson." +"There was no explanation whatsoever for that smirk in the elevator, at any point, so please forgive the subpar theories.","Some people have bitchface, some people just smile a lot." +"Why do they try to censor the word homosexuality? You have it uncensored in the question, why censor it in your response?",Easy: to make it look like it's a slur +ARE YOU SAYING MEN CANT GET PREGNANT!?!? YOU CIS WHITE MAL- I MEAN FEMALE!!,"ARE YOU ASSUMING HIS GENDER, YOU MISOGYNISTIC FUCKER?" +If just men voted...,"I'm a Macho Man guy myself, but otherwise it looks fine." +I thought dovetails would be strong enough. I Underestimated the wife.,Should have used ironwood. +Reddit is in absolute meltdown mode today because the Great Barrier Reef is DEAD! I saw posts in at least three different subreddits and everybody is going bonkers over some unsubstantiated claims!,I'm sure all the scuba tours out there will completely stop now. +"Nude underwear, strapless bra (in case they want to see you in something else, it's good to be prepared), black heels that you can walk in comfortably, hair in a loose chignon that you can take out quickly if they want to see your hair down. And a positive attitude!","Thank you, that was great to know!" +"Apparently all of those exclamation points didn't get across that I was being sarcastic. And no, i disagree that things are going 'more slowly' this time around.","for the future if you want to show sarcasm do this, I think this years election of going to be reasonable." +yea I know personally I know for a fact he's determined to not let that ball go.,Unlike most running backs who are determined to give it away +"I explored an abandoned NSA Spybase in Berlin. Beautiful Graffiti in there, my friend said by Famous Artists.",Looks like a bunch of toys to me +Gamergate is just the worst.,But muh ethics in gaming journalism! +for me it does drop fps by 20 every time i switch a wheel. but it doesnt lag anymore so its good,20fps for menus literally unplayable +Loot from 3 Twilight Strand runs,Nice mirror you got there +Tetrodoxin. Blocks Sodium ion channels in your nerves so that neurons are unable to fire an action potential. This can paralyze the diaphragm and cause respiratory failure.,Good thing he doesn't need to breath underwater! +What size deck is that? Love it by the way,37.5 x 10in +"He was in the first season, but towards the end of his run they tried to tone down the Spearchucker references.",Damn PC culture ruining all our best shows +I don't understand how South Park can get away with showing naked little boys. I imagine it wouldn't be possible with the girls.,Pretty sure you see Bart's dick in the simpsons movie skateboarding scene... +My point is that all races are mixing up.,The horror. +"Why did the CIA not even search their three mystery prisoners who are connected to Bane? He could have had a grenade instead of a face mask. What the fuck kind of plan did he have if they just said Oh shit it's Bane. or altered their route or saw a humongous plane coming over top of them or anything else? When the dudes wire themselves down to the side of the plane and start shooting everyone, why did the CIA guys just start punching the tied up prisoners? Fuck, that whole scene makes no goddamn sense. Why did Bane think they expected of them in the wreckage? He specifically called Littlefinger out on not actually executing anyone. He knew he lied about the flight plan. Forget about the flight plan. Do they seriously not expect the people looking at the plane crash to see the bullet holes and the fact that the wings were ripped off like 15 miles back? The black box doesn't have the pilot saying holy fuck there's a plane overhead and gunshots! The entire scene is just a mindbending pile of completely nonsensical actions. The shot of the plane falling away was neat, though.","I feel the whole movie suffers from other similar issues, but hey, it's the sequel to the Dark Knight so 10/10" +"Even now, people in this sub talk badly of Stoner for missing this races in 2009.",pussy +The celebration is for Willian. 22,It could also be a W. So it works both ways. +"Erroneous, unsubstantiated drivel.....","No, he's right - Steam has a long history of not at all caring about their customers or taking care of them." +"Highest DPS Cheat Sheet with new Type Icons, formatted to fit iOS10 picture viewer",Good thing I finally got an arcanine and it has bite and bulldoze +Gavin should take a wet bread bath for Extra Life I like to imagine him hog tied and slowly being lowered into the tub by a crane like some old timey spy movie.,They should also get someone who's afraid of spiders and stick them in a tub of spiders. +"Actually, it was very tasty. I suppose it may have been improved with further ripening, but it was pretty much like candy.",The green ones are my favorite. +"I work in a pretty young and liberal office downtown. I live in a very liberal neighborhood. I know a lot of people voting Clinton. I know almost nobody voting for this measure. Aside from the vagueness of a lot of this amendment, personally I'm not going to vote for something that makes me pay for people from out of state to go to our emergency rooms. We've had such an influx of vagrants in the last couple years, and I don't want encourage more.","Yeah scree those vagrants, let them die like dogs in the street." +"much bigger so easier to catch, don't see how it's better than a phone","It's not often I've had the opportunity to catch/throw my laptop, but we've obviously got a laptoss pro here" +"Actually, it's not cup drivers we complain about, it's the top tier ones who do good in cup in top tier equipment. Not drivers like DiBurrito who runs mid to the back of the pack in cup who don't get chances in other series often.",Pretty sure that was an implied +"I just hate it that he is fat. Ive always thought that being fat indicates some form of greed other than the obvious one (gluttony), and this is also supported by studies.",Redditor who posted this is probably a worthy example of fitness and lifestyle who wanted us to be aware of Wolf's shortcoming +"This is how Bush won Florida in 2000: his brother, then governor, scrubbed 50,000 people from the voter rolls. Trump claims the system is rigged, yet here's his VP doing the rigging.",It's not like 536 votes makes a difference in a national election +"In from Philly; what do you guys do for fun in this weather? I'm here until Tuesday and love craft beer, food and music. Any recommendations?",Complain +Overreact.,"this guy hates america, he's a terrorist!" +"no you just don't have enough experience playing with shaco I guess, when anything goes wrong its shacos fault regardless of the actual situation, I would bet a small pile of money that he wasn't the instigator here.",but it is always shaco's fault... +Will Steve Kerr be on the hot seat if the Warriors don't win a championship this year? How long of a leash does he have? Would a 2nd year of no ring mean his job is in jeopardy? The way their roster is currently constructed they should win a title every year and anything other than that is a massive disappointment.,Nah an SF team would never fire a great coach +"Damn dude it was a general joke. I know you just lost to Vandy, but chill out.","Yeah bud, I'm really freaking out over here." +"Throwing a party. I was nervous the first time I decided to have one, but nobody showed so I just sat in my room and played video games. Best party ever.",My type of party +What would you do with 640GB of RAM?,Build a pc that can run crysis 3 +See you all next season fam.,Boo hoo I feel so bad for you +"Unless you have sex with her without your consent, then you are the manliest man that a man can man",When you are a true manly alpha male you always have consent. +You don't need to attend a driving school with a qualified instructor?,"No, just pass the theoretical test for the permit to ride with an experienced driver and then the practical test." +"I am currently watching game of thrones but I am having a very hard time keeping myself around to watch the rest of it....absolutely nothing interesting, in my opinion, has happened yet and it just seems very boring to me so far...If I'm not interested by episode 5 do you think this just isn't a show for me?",weve either found a gay man or a straight woman +"Yes, because all illegal immigrants have I AM ILLEGAL stamped on their forehead...We all know what's going to happen, they are going to harass anyone who looks Hispanic. So disgusting, and stoked by the Trump rhetoric.",All illegals are brown everyone knows this +"Simply being on private property and criminal trespass are not synonymous. If you go on private property and don't leave when you're told to, you are trespassing. If you go on private property and leave when told, you're generally not. You seem to be arguing that if a reporter thinks there is something newsworthy going on in a church they can go in, be told to leave, and stay without facing any consequences. I'm not sure where in the law you find support for that proposition.",Those natives sure need to learn not to trespass in land that isn't theirs. +You might already know this but you can easily get both the Pixel Launcher and Assistant on the 6P. I'm running Assistant now (no use for Pixel launcher since I'm a Nova guy).,How? +No it's because people are too scared to learn conquest because they are afraid of getting bm'ed. Whatever that means,They fixed bm by removing the t screen. +"My name is Joseph Goebbels, and I approve this message.",So you made it to Argentina after all. +Same shit different season. Blown leads after blown leads. Another soft goal by Schneider.,Yea Schneider is always blowing games for us +Op ed: Aggravated assault with guns has risen 43% since concealed carry legalized in WI,Your biased research can say whatever it wants but I feel a million times safer carrying a loaded gun everywhere. +Forza Horizon 3 VIP Code - comment and tomorrow I'll pick a random winner,Namaste +"If you know several mass shooters I think you should find new friends... Kidding aside, there doesn't seem to be any evidence in the article mentioning gang activity.",Well he ran a car wash and I've seen several mob movies so I know what I'm talking about. +What is She trying to do? AND what is He trying to do?,The lines are (most likely) a refrence to old pantyhose which had a visible line running up the back. +"Oh, lol. Sorry.",Don't be sorry Asia's a great place to live +"Does it charge me everytime I swipe? I'm a cashier at a big home improvement store and was doing returns this day. This happened about 5 months ago, but it still makes me laugh when I think about it. I'll be Me and the customer will be L for lady. Me: Hello, I can help you out. What do you have for me today? L: I've got a couple of pvc fittings to return. Me: Okay, do you have a receipt for them? L: No. Me: Okay, did you pay with a card perhaps? I can look it up like that. L: Yeah I think so (pulls out card and swipes it) I then scan the items, but none of them show up on her card. Me: I'm sorry, but they aren't showing up on your card. I can only give you store credit. L: What!? No! I don't want store credit. I paid with my card! I then void the return. L: It has to be on this card. Me: Perhaps you paid with a different card? She goes ahead and swipes the same card again. I scan I tell her nope not on that card. L: It has to be I paid with this card Me: It's not showing up whatsoever. You can try again, but it won't work. Swipes again. And again doesn't show up. Me: Yup, not working. Want to try a different card? L: No its on this card. (She then pauses before she swipes it again and asks I'm not being charged for everytime I swipe right?) Like what the hell? Why would you be charged for that? Some people are just so dumb. A couple of minutes later, and she finally take the store credit. All for like $3 worth of fittings.",Of course we are always trying to steal from the customers +I...I actually did marry the first girl that I had a real relationship in high school. 13 years later it's a house in the 'Burbs and two kids and perfectly happy. Sometimes it actually does work!,Fuck you for being happy then +as we shuffel further towards defeat,You forgot this: +"Have you seen her website? She hardly even tried. Sanders had essays devoted to each issue. She has a list of bullet points of claims, very little path to get there. Plus it's hosted on http (so if you are on public wifi your email is leaked if you choose to give it to her). She isn't even trying.","Well, in all fairness, if you're on public wifi you're probably already dead" +Pink tax explained,Get rich quick scheme: Make women's products that are cheaper than men's. +"But then the militia would have to follow rules and demonstrate discipline. Not, you know, whatever the fuck their delusions are telling them.","I can't bring my homemade bombs to the National Guard, so I created my own militia." +Frog jacking will not be tolerated.,Its an old meme but it checks out +"Well in that game is was stupid because gender was easily changed through magic. There was also a (belt or pants, can't remember) that did it as well. It was because they were a trans that struggled with an identity that was easily changed that was the problem. Besides being a terribly written character anyways.",I'm sure a lot of writing effort went into an optional dialog option +I saw a post on the Call Of Duty sub and most people put MW3 in their Top 3 or at least Top 5 so I think i'm totally fine with my comment.,Still a considerable downgrade from the top tier games of the series. +The FBI in open revolt against a deceitful director,Well what do you expect from a Republican who was deputy Attorney General under Bush? +Heidi Klum Esquire NSFW,Race traitor +the more and more you read these emails you realize that not Only is the first woman president running but also her husband for a third term lol,Sounds like an oligarchy +its simple calculs,I'm not good at calculus i need a calculator +Infinity ward you've got some explaining to do,visual glitch +"How to invest 1.8m? So i just sold my team, and im kind of tired at the game right now. How would you invest 1.8m? Feels boring just to have the coins laying.",Buy all the Milik's and Embolo's OTW cards +Consider this to be another truly deplorable person weeded out of your life!,Wow you are so lucky to be allowed to still be friends. +"Without naming Pakistan, Indian prime minister says neighbouring country is the 'mother-ship of terrorism'","Goddamn Bhutan is at it again, spreading extremism and terrorism everywhere" +What's a just ok superpower?,"The ability to pump gas to an exact dollar amount at full speed, every time." +1920s new york city would be an awesome gta game.,But muh jet packs +I do agree with Mr. Trump on this one. SNL has been on the air for decades and never once stepped into the political realm and made fun of presidential candidates.,you dropped this.... +$150 a year is a lot?,Depends on your allowance I guess +"Who is your 'Go To' Movie Reviewer? Aside from the Rotten Tomatoes, IMDB and other score aggregator sites , I normally rely on YouTube contributors like Jeremy Jahns or Chris Stuckmann for their insight. This led me to the follow up question, are there any other go to reviewers out there?... the days of Siskel and Ebert seem to be gone... Richard Roper held the mantel for a while, but he has slowly faded. Who do you count on?",Myself... +"I never understood why some people call it a windscreen. If theres one thing its not, its a screen :P","Yes it is, it screens you from the wind" +"Well duh... this entire post is all about celebrating how talented these players are, is it not? Who came in here and said otherwise?","I dunno, I came here expecting 3 Kinderguardians stumbling through the raid and accidentally killing all the bosses." +Clinton eyes turning red states blue as GOP braces for the 'Trump Effect',CLINTON EYES TURNING RED = HILLARY IS A DEMON CONFIRMED +Thats a good pick up for the imperium if they are,You dropped your +"Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren teaming up Sunday to pitch Clinton to progressives","But, but, but, WikiLeaks emails!" +Jenkins is the Giants current MVP,I'd sat Eli has been the best player on the team so far +Whats with these recent BDO post about? Dont anyone anymore remember how they ripped people off? Or is it some kind of marketing from their side? Sheesh...,"30 dollars, a few hundred hours of fun and still playing, yep totally ripped off" +AP Poll Week 8,"I was expecting a lot more hate for Clemson ITT, you guys disappoint me." +"If Rosen isnt hurt we dont lose our last 2 games. But like the old saying, 'If my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle'","Stop shoving your concepts of cisgenderism down my throat, shitlord!" +Downvoted for truth,Because every single democrat wants to take away your guns.... +"It's not about dissenting opinions. There are such things as objective facts. And there are also such things as objective falsehoods. Saying that there should be a non-partisan (not necessarily governmental) organization that builds trust with the public by reporting uneditorialized facts, so that in the case where politicians make up things and outright lie to the public, there is some recourse for the people to go to without having to put in time researching each individual claim. Basically a politifact service that is trusted by the electorate that doesn't have a political agenda.","Nope, if you can't yell racist vitriol at the top of your lungs while perpetuating falsehoods you are totally being denied freedom of speech" +You can now vote on fan made armors to decide which becomes free DLC,"Says login to vote, but when I click 'login' it just sends me to my account page with Microsoft." +So I went on to check on my old account... Arenanet had apparently decided to fill my inventory with some cool rifles,They were obviously using your account as an armory in case of a player insurrection. +"You put gauntlets in mod tier because all plat players do with them is slight nair sir, but gauntlets should be s tier because if used correctly (like Eggsoup) they are an amazing weapon.",eggsoup is definitely the best gauntlets player +"I think the Cox flag was a hit to the helmet, at least it better be because that was not a late hit",So it's our fault kurt is so short? +Trump attacks Ryan on Twitter ahead of Wis. rally,He is going to have such a great alli in the House when he wins. +24 per horde,Thx :) +There is no could be it's either yes or no. The majority of the bands you stated are a strict **NOT FROM GOD** answer. And yet you defend them.,didn't realize i had to only listen to christian music or classical as a christian and not enjoy any other style of music. +"I'm going to 3D print a case for my S7 that says NOT A NOTE, JUST AN S7 on the back. I have a feeling traveling with my shiny new phone is going to get really ridiculous, really fast.",Realistically your phone is way more risky than a water bottle. +It was something like 4th and 15... punt was the correct call. The timeout cost us a couple seconds.,"4th and 24 if I remember correctly, but we didn't deserve to win anyways we had plastic windows for an offensive line today" +YouGov Election Model: Today's estimate: Clinton leads by 6.1 points nationally. Her median electoral vote total is 362.,that makes sense and is fair +Everyone is entitled to their own opinion!,But we're gonna downvote the ones we don't agree with. +"noone was tilted, we just got outplayed and outshot especially me.",elige so toxic +Young = no chance ever in all of eternity of ever possessing any semblance of logic or reason or intelligence Makes sense.,"He'll likely learn the hard way, us older folks just aren't up with the hip shit" +"If the rumor is true that they're remaking all the old structure decks in reverse order, that means that a new Dinosaur deck is next after Ancient Gears. I'd be interesting to see an actually good Dinosaur deck that doesn't revolve around Laggia/Dolkka.",But Jurracs are good. +Well it wont escalate anything but police powers,This will end well. +"Don't try and do everything yourself. Garden is a huge money maker and your SM will depend on you to execute to its full potential. Study the playbook and complete everything pertaining to garden. The best thing you can do for yourself is relay all of that information and assign different tasks to your associates. Get in tight with your vendors, and they will do a lot of your laydowns for you. You're going in at a decent time, as garden gets its busiest come spring, so use this down time to study and build a relationship with your associates and learn all of their strengths and use that to your advantage. With the new business model of the orange promise and focusing more on in stock, it's crucial to focus on overhead organization and assuring there is no freight left in the back. If you have full shelves, organized overheads, and execute the playbook efficiently by spreading the tasks, you will take a lot of stress off your plate. But of course all of that is easier said than done, and we all know you're never gonna know what to expect once you put on that apron and clock in for the day.",Thanks so much for your advice! +"Holy fuck, why do we collapse so easily? Every fucking game.",Need more grit. +The attorney has literally no control over charges a prosecutor brings to trial.,I guess I need to label +Game Thread: Colts (2-3) @ Texans (3-2) The Colts head to Houston for their biggest game of the season so far. A win could put them atop of the division where they have been a majority of the past decade. A loss will put them at the bottom of the division. Let's do this shit boys!,nice coaching there chuck +This pedestrian traffic light has a female symbol,r/mildlyinfuriating +"They could also have given her an unpenalized 1-2-range Prf axe, but they didn't feel the need.",But Raijinto gives -1 def/res because it's a katana! +"Do people really write off the entire National-voting population as wankers? Like, if you meet someone who turns out to be a national voter, do you immediately stop talking to them? Could you be friends with a National voter? Quite interested to see how far the us and them mindset has come in this country.",This sub is full of 1st year Uni students who already know how the world works... +"Which Christmas related pops do you hope to see this year? Personally I'd like to see a Home Alone set with Kevin, Marv with iron print on his head, and Harry with burnt hat and feathers I think would be awesome. I love collecting the Christmas pops so I hope they come out with more this year.",Metallic Snowy *Flocked* Holiday Dancing Groot! +"Also check out Space Engineers, I play KSP and SE and both compliment each other well. Similar interests. Empyrium is another good game but it's in pre-alpha I believe. May give these two a run for their money someday.",How about the dominant No Man's Sky? +"I'v played for 18 years off and on. Never had an ace, but MAN was this one close. PW 127. burned the edge of the hole",Congrats on your par! +"Will they ever add an inventory slot for throwable items? I think they should add an inventory slot for throwables like grenades, molotovs, etc. like in slot #6 because its blank. It would make the game a lot more smoother instead of having to switch out a primary weapon in slots 1, 2, and 3 for a throwable.",and a fourth primary slot for the hunting rifle and a pistol slot for the magnum and a melee slot for clutch melee weapons +Oh how the times have changed,Who's that weasel on the left? +Taliesin is really a luck dragon right? There is no way one person can roll that many 20s and then bless other peoples items. I think his dice rolling luck far surpasses the Wheaton curse.,"With how much Lovecraftian Objects he owns, I wouldn't be surprised if he one day said he sold his soul to Yog-Sathoth for his rolls." +"I'm good, why don't you love me??",Hasn't he learned from the movies that shaped his reality that he has to save the world before he gets the girl? +Oh no my Titan is damaged a little bit * nuke eject*,actually you cant nuke eject anymore if you are not doomed +"You know, you can edit the wiki...",Ain't nobody got time for dat. +Unbalance x3 Promotional Video! Anyone else see this?,Seems like a heartwarming love story. +Why does the taxi industry hate Uber?,"Gee, what could it ever be?" +My Paper and The New Paper to merge,FUCK +"If you play kallari you can be the best player on the team, taking towers and ending team fights, and still get the blame for everything.",I would be impressed if a Kallari could do one of those things. +NEW RED DEAD PHOTO!,Red Dead Redemption: HD Remaster confirmed. +"University Student wants to abolish science, then proceeds to use a smartphone,a product of science","It doesn't matter what the facts state man, it doesn't make me feel like they are right therefore science must be abolished." +Will energy counters ever return? What do you think?,"Yes, in Aether Revolt." +"Please allow us to set custom status on our profiles (could do this in source 1, cannot do anymore) Please give us the freedom to set our own status on our profile to show to our friends, you have already added the 'social' status feature now allow us to set a 'live' status on our profile like we used to be able to do in Source 1.",Please partner up with Facebook so I can post funny Buzzfeed links to all my friends +79.99$ for Pinty Premium 3-in-1 combo 4-12x50EG Rangefinder Mil Dot Tactical Reticle Riflescope Sniper with Laser Sight and Red Dot Sight Perfect for Hunting (20$ Off use code TR7HUPJ8),I heard Terry Crews wanted to use this on his AA-12 in the Expendables +No one liked you anyway.,And people seem to love you +I'll have you know that 'swine' isn't an insult when you tattoo a pig over your belly button.,That's a *hog* not a swine you uneducated baboon +"I find it interesting how Sheahan has worked his way all the way up to the first line, by doing absolutely nothing. Oh well, hopefully it works right?!",Yes Im sure Blash has absolutely no reasoning for doing that +Most Americans don't understand what that means. Our government is just there. There are no coalitions to form. Every few years we turn out and vote for our team and then sit back and let them duke it out. So what exactly does it mean to form a coalition? Why is it necessary? What does it mean when one fails to form?,"It's like how the same party has to win the House, Senate and Presidency otherwise nothing will get done and you have to wait for the next election to get stuff done." +Julian Assange and Donald Trump are Russian now.,you obviously are a russian too.... +Hey they also believe fucking virgins cures HIV. So I mean they clearly are way ahead of that bullshit western science.,"Should have just fucked a frog, like Joseph Smith." +Complaints Against Police Officers With Body Cameras Drop 93 Percent,Who would've guessed? +"Of those 70 million, how many do you think would actively revolt?","Yeah, if they let the revolutionaries win, then there won't be any government watching everyone to keep the terrorists from winning." +"For the love of God, stop f**king team killing. I was playing in casual with my friend and a group of guys who were clearly together in a party. Someone votes to kick me, I guess he wanted the Operator I had, except he didn't communicate (message or voice chat) that he wanted that specific Operator at all. One round goes by, at the start of the second round for no reason at all they kick my other friend. The round starts and they team kill and kick me. If you're playing with a group of friends, don't be a f*cking a**hole and ruin it for everyone else.",Don't take my operator +Is it considered privilege to have balls that get in the way of comfortably sitting with legs together?,"how dare you equate having testicles to Gender, there is no connection between being a man and having balls!" +"Well I guess this is one striker on the market next summer. Put your bids in now, lads!",2 if this costa conte row doesnt get resolved. +Who watches the watchmen? *Imaginenese un vigilante (factura) mirando inquisitivamente a un queso y dulce*,Hay que convertir esto en realidad +Drunk girl gets nailed in the head after trying to slap a horse,"Had she been black, would BLM be all over this?" +Conor does not have a height complex. Honestly I don't think that man has an insecurity.,"Every man on earth has his insecurities, and in my opinion Conor probably has some extremely strong insecurities, which is why he's always trying to prove to himself/the world that he's a two-belt worthy champion, regardless of his size Insecurities aren't a bad thing, they can in fact help motivate you." +Perfect Cyprus coloring,Kofi Anan did some good work getting reunification done. +"To be fair, I think it was a mistake. It has nothing whatsoever to do with the university itself, the quality of the football team, or their ability to compete. It has to do with whether they added additional cash value to the conference. That means, how many extra people are watching Big-12 games, shelling out for tickets/jerseys, and buying the products that the advertisers are selling that wouldn't be doing so if TCU were absent? The truth is that they should have added West Virginia and Louisville, kicked out Baylor using the current scandal as an excuse, then added the BYU plus the Florida schools. After that, wait around and hope one day there is some dissatisfaction in the ACC (or the BIG or SEC poaches some schools to create disruption). That is the best version of the conference that can be stable, has a certain amount of growth built in (by helping the Florida schools level up), and makes their intentions for the future crystal clear to any ACC school that isn't happy.",You have TV ratings to back that statement? +Yeezy Yeezy,fakes +Hello Games employee says they are still working on the game.,NMS player says they are still playing the game. +Mirin those crazy wide shoulders.,Can't tell if +TIL 50% = over.,Most people have 40/40 and are waiting for either Channel Skills or Race Season. +Apple has hired a big brain in AI to make Siri less dumb,I'm glad that IBM partnership is paying off +Decent night out in fort William speaking as someone who grew up there that doesn't exist,"What you on about mate, the volly is legendary." +"Paul Ryan: If Republicans Lose the Senate, Bernie Sanders Wins",Now THAT is what I call outreach to millennials! +Why did Hitler need glasses? He could NAZI,"Thank you for capitalising the punchline, I would have had no idea about the joke otherwise." +"The date she was paid & had a phone was 2/29. 11 days later trumps rally was cancelled in Chicago. She clearly admitted she was part of the trump rally violence / shutdown in Chicago. Hillary directly paid her on 2/29, to protest & cause a disturbance on 3/11. Pedes, get this to the top. Weaponized autism at its finest. LOCK HER UP!",But she probably didn't intend to say that. +Panthers waive CB Lou Young and claim TE Chris Manhertz off waivers from Saints,Oh good because our #1 TE obviously sucks and this is a huge need +Or maybe they could put a new currency in the game. Call it Honor Points or something.,I dunno man it seems like it be a lot of stupid farming heroic dungeons all day when I'm already geared way past it +"They're police, they get their own rules.",Kinda like how CNN gets rules for reading wikileaks. +Guy steals a bait car for the fun of it,I'm sure they dropped the charges. +I'm pretty sure a toe for an eagle is a talon.,I'll simply grow my nails. +"Dude, they're almost always children.",It's not like you can tell the difference in the moms and the kids +Pssh. I'm 5'2 and 115 pounds and I can do three pull ups. That's not exactly a high bar. (Heh.),Pretty low if you ask me but then again 5 feet ain't exactly high. +"More of a cliff, *honestly.*",BWOAH^H^^H^^H^^H^^H^^H^^^H^^^^H HONESTLY^Y^^Y^^Y^^Y^^Y^^^Y^^^^Y +"yeah i love kessler but he doesnt throw it 40 yards downfield at least once every set of downs, never mind drive.. so he has to be shit and we have to pick the first available 6'5 qb on the board to come in and save us. *cough* weeden while im sure it might be better to have a big lad under centre, when you are almost exclusively parrot-ing tony grossi and the rizz.. you need to have a look at what you are saying",I was originally looking at this as sarcasm...but after reading your comment history I'm not so sure... +The Aston-Martin Red Bull Hypercar will generate 4000 lbs of Downforce,That's 286 stone for those of us who use proper weight measurements! +there isn't any,The secret is that they evolve +This is what my nose becomes if I don't wash my face for 2 days. Why is this?,"It's because you're a sinner, and that's concentrated evil coming out of your pores." +I'd say my SSD is pretty cool.,"Well it's in fahrenheit, so it's impossible to know what it means." +Operation Ginter,That was already the last Operation's name +That didn't take long. Any bets as to when he walks back the walk-back and threatens to obstruct again?,"Pfft that's not how is done with the modern Republican... Don't you know the trick is for the candidate to say one thing whist the campaign says the opposite, that way both quotes can be liked by people!" +"What a bizarre place for a rape to occur. I can only assume that it was outside the property but on the estate itself, due to the attack happening in the early hours. I hope the victim is okay of a rape really did happen.","not really, government's been raping the country for decades" +"Idiot doesn't understand science, wants to destroy all human knowledge and start over.",I'll just stick with creationism thank you! +"Correct, agreed and updated - One day I WILL guess your PSN!",Shes My Nerd +Popular artist that you don't care for Not trying to start a hate thead or anything with this just trying to get a discussion going and see others views. Title says it all. What are some popular artist that you see around a lot that you don't really care for and why?,kabier/jasonafex +Apple Watch got ran over by a car...,Put it in a bag of rice. +that's not something Riot is worried about,"Lol cuz businesses dont run on consumers, my bad." +"Even if offsides weren't indirect, they would be pretty impossible 95% of the time to score directly I guess.","I mean, if you had a REALLY high line of defense" +Everyone knows science was made by and practiced exclusively by gods.,"We need to decolonize our minds and abolish science to African roots, a wonderful place where we could strike people down with lightning." +"My parents were born & raised in South Africa, I myself was born in America. I'm Northern Southern African American.",Go home +oh you silly US players automatically assuming everyone else plays there too :'),What else is there besides the US? +So the economy will continue to slowly but surely get better? Ok.,"No, we need trump's plan so that we can intentionally create a recession, trade wars, price hikes, fewer jobs, no more health insurance for at least 16M, fewer hospitals,.... Clearly better" +They're just waiting. They know you'll buy it twice. Bastards.,"I don't own a console, I'm not a dirty peasant." +"The religion of peace, that lashes you to pieces.","It's just the hardline fundamentalists that condone this, right?" +Flag (COMMA) son would be the correct syntax in case you weren't joking.,I should have put a +"20,056 healthy patriots here right now!","nah, we're all bots!" +"Cheers, I'm getting downvoted because it's r/formula1.",Yeah fuck providing helpful information for fellow fans +"Damn, if the Bears cut ties with Cutler there could be 4 QB needy teams in the top 5. That seems exceptionally high.",Bears are most likely to draft an qb this year and have him sit learn from Cutty on how to have a shitty attitude. +imagine if they played together in their primes. Wut,But Jordan would never play with another superstar +Edward Snowden on Twitter: Censorship is never the answer,"our is not censorship , it's *curation* - everyone from the blockstream cartel" +University of Ottawa condemns 'disgraceful' student pub crawl - Ottawa,They should suspend the entire men's hockey team. +So just because there's no PC icon it means it doesn't come to PC? I don't see how this is proof enough to jump to any conclusions.,"There's also no Nintendo 3DS and WiiU icon, that means there's still hope guys!" +#NHL does an about-face on babies needing tickets to games. Children under 2 now admitted free. #heritageclassic,Because if they didn't it would've been a human rights violation. +"I am still waiting for a HDR monitor and 4K drives, sometimes I think that PC is so far ahead they need to not support it so the masses don't feel bad about their home products/consoles.","Yeah, that is exactly the reason." +"This is a major mistake by Mr. Obama. Why would an FBI specialist report a bribe attempt if it did not happen? Especially in a document they made public? Does Obama have special knowledge of this situation? If not, how can he assert publically that it never happened? Does he investigate the FBI?","Obama said it's not true, so it's not true." +TIL that controlling your brand = fascism.,NFL = Hitler +I'm doing the same costume let me know about the vest. I've got everything else including the blood vials,I BET MINE WILL BE BETTER BOI +Yeah it was further solidified in the Jane doe vs Saxton Hale case,Shhh go back to your shitposts and always on view models. +"You think you're in for a good time with Hillary. In the worlds of Colin Powell, everything she touches turns to shit GG America, moving outta this cluster fuck. Enjoy your mandatory PC programming and dick n balls removal.","Yeah, because that stuff is definitely going to happen." +I'm pretty sure your camera on your phone is nowhere near as advanced as the satellite cameras.,Yea because the post was about the camera and not wireless tech. +What's the worst food to eat burnt?,Crem Brulee +That depends largely on whether you speak European.,"But that's different, because Europe is a continent, but Africa is just a country!" +someone show this man a snowball in the summer,Are we sure he isn't a senator. +Time magazine is polling him as nearly 10% ahead WikiLeaks is showing CNN and NBC are in Clinton's pockets HARD. CNN is her 7th largest donor. Go read the news from its source. There's about 35000 of them,"Yeah, online twitter polls are a reliable barometer of political sentiment." +Did all the Bernie folks dissappear from reddit? Have they forgotten how it was rigged against him? Are we really pretending only Republicans are doing this?,You dropped your +"How come nobody ever dresses up as holocaust victims? You know, a little yarmulke, makeup for that starvation look, and of course a number written on the forearm. What do you think, folks? I'm nearing 40 and I've never seen that costume. Why not?",Because you don't want to deal with stupid SJWs who want to be offended by everything and will call you racist just because you're wearing a fun costume? +When you read a question about soutwestern europe but neither Spain or Portugal are included... :__(,whoa whoa are you telling me Bavaria is not south western Europe? +but he killed sayaka insted of telling someone about what happended,It was self defence! +It's not the fact that they're over powered imo it's the high aim assist that they have. Disable the aim assist as bo3 did where it requires more skill and I think it'd be ok.,If they're not overpowered why do they need a nerf? +"I'll have to give them a look, thanks!","No worries, Give me a pm if you have any other questions about Tokyo!" +Can we get a 4chan tribe?,They'd hack the game and win. +and John McCain is promising even more obstruction with Clinton.,I'm sure that will bring the people frustrated with the establishment back in line. +I had a professor tell me that it was impossible for a black person to be racist towards a white person,"Obviously, you can't be racist to your superiors" +"Why are movies filmed/displayed at 24fps, and not the highest FPS possible?",Because the human eye can't see more than 24 fps +"Name one thing that annoys you the most in csgo Just one thing, I'll start ^^^^I ^^^^Hope ^^^^People ^^^^Will ^^^^Comment ^^^^:( Short lags / stuttering while playing","When you're in a 1 v X situation and you try to outplay the enemy(or enemies), but you end up outplaying yourself." +it doesn't help when all the unlocked ones are led by sound deaf scout classes that dont mark objectives.,I thought the scouts were the markers? +"Is it ok to be a Penn State fan again? Figured I'd get the opinion here. Back story: I grew up outside State College. I was raised on Nittany Lion football. I'm 34 so all I knew was the good times. Paterno and linebacker U. I was die hard. Then 2011 happened. Sandusky, Paterno getting fired/passing away, sanctions, punishment, scandal. To me Sandusky committed the worst of crimes. I can't stomach the idea of what he did. So, I stopped watching, stop following, afraid to be aligned with it all. I've spent this time since not following any one team. So, is it safe yet? Can I put my Nittany blue back on? Has it all died down enough? Opinions?","Yes, shame on you fans for causing this whole incident." +She's been high on the list ever since I've seen her,That's weird I'm pretty sure her and Jericho have never even met each other +How much do you pay per month at your dojo? Just asking because my previous BJJ place charged $110. My kids' karate dojo charges $120. There's a judo place that charges $170 which seems like a lot around here in Michigan.,Pay? +I have developed a way of fighting with no fixed positions... with no set movements. the fancy mess of first person shooters... solidifies what was once fluid. It is nothing but blind devotion to the systematic uselessness... of routines that lead nowhere.,Sweet. +Be right back. Give me a second. Hold that thought. I'm going to the bar real quick.,Some say we're still waiting for a response to this day... +"Gym Stagnation and The Economics of Pokemon Go Over the past week, many gyms have gone up to Level 10 and seem pretty settled. We've all talked about how that can make the game less fun, but think about what Niantic just did to the economics of their app. Pokemon Go is a freemium game. Most play for free but some pay real money for coins. **Coins are the way Niantic monetizes its product.** They're a limited resource that you have to work for, or you can pay for them to get around the grind. Since the training change, top level players can easily park their Dragonites, Arcanines, etc. in gyms and others will avoid taking down a bunch of Level 10 gyms because its too much work for 10 coins and a bit of XP. **In this system, most gyms get locked with little turnover.** There are two ways to think of this: 1. Players at Level 25+ with high CP defenders are pretty much set. They can lock in and collect 50-100 coins every day, almost indefinitely. In economic terms, those players can print money for themselves. 2. For everyone else, coin scarcity just shot up. There are fewer gyms that you can quickly flip and get an extra 10 coins for the day. The cost of freeing up a gym has significantly increased. **They've basically built an economy that rewards the top 1% of players and makes it harder for everyone else to get ahead.** A big question for Niantic's economics is what that does to the total number of coins distributed each day. If a gym is locked at Level 10 and no one attacks it, that gym only gives out 100 coins/day. If it's fluidly changing hands, it may produce coins for 25 different players in a day (250 coins/day). They've bet their only source of revenue (in-app coin purchases) on making resources free to top players and adding friction for casual players that want to get ahead. It's counter-intuitive for many freemium models since your most engaged users are usually most likely to pay you. Maybe their monetization data shows something we don't know, or maybe they just turned their whole economy upside down.","Trickle down economics, it'll work out in the end" +I would love a Roots album with no rap features,...not even a Jimmy Fallon rap feature? +Looks native. Huge nose.,TRUE lmao +I married my wife because she is my best friend. Before i met her nothing that came out of a girls mouth i was dating interested me. Everything my wife says interests me and makes me engaged in the conversation.,kiss ass! +Is it just me or does this dude sound crazy similar to Ice Cube,It's lemonade +"That's cool that you wanna keep it despite its flaw :) I was born with only one ear, so I felt for the little guy. No sure what character you should do though.",Pics or it didn't happen +"That's a Publix deli, how on earth do you know that it's YOUR local Publix deli?","I mean, read the sign, it says Publix right on it." +Zero tolerance policies haven't really played a role for me but omfg if any of these stories happened to me i'd rage so hard oceans would burn,"Could you start harassing the teachers, would they have to be fired or something?" +Gotta love forced diversity in order to not be labeled as 'racist'. So sick of the politically correct horseshit.,"Yeah, don't you just wish we could have slaves again?" +"Hey man, don't come into this subreddit with facts and developer insight, the real reason DayZ updates aren't frequent is because DayZ is a scam, right guys? Like, they don't even have to develop the game anymore because they earned money, am I right guys? Repeat after me: DayZ is a scam. Right?",don't know if retard or +Execution fails(Watch till the end),"He got a proper burial, may he rest in peace." +Sex is a physical need of most men,"Compliance sex, that sounds hot" +Mother publicly humiliating daughter.,Gee What a great way to encourage intrafamily communication diff --git a/chunk77.csv b/chunk77.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..4c610f97aedcc29aaf2728bb93d8a07182b8ce4b --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk77.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1667 @@ +Input,Output +'armless bants not permitted here?,I'm afraid you haven't got a leg to stand on +good detective work,r/wediditreddit +"Why don't review cameras have 1080p 60fps or even 120fps yet? Why is it that so often it seems the camera quality is from 2008, and the frames seem to always skip important subframes? I recognize cost can be a mitigating factor, but you'd think there'd be 1 or 2 with super high quality, slow motion ability. Is there a reason there aren't these cameras outside of cost? Or are they already using them, and the action is just so fast, and they're having to zoom in so tight?",The human eye can only see 24-30 frames per second so it wouldn't do any good. +I find the quality really good with his new particles and stuff,Wow omg I love the particles on a champ I'm never going to play omg hype hype. +uh.... what,"I wasn't clear - I think you made a bizarre comparison, and I don't appreciate being compared to those mouthbreathing racist lunatics." +"So because he was unimpeded by the stomp means it's okay to do? I don't understand what you're trying to say, it still 100% happened because as you said video doesn't lie",If i shoot you but it isn't fatal then you can't charge me didn't you know? +"Propositions for the Balancing Patch that should be coming soon Here's the thing. I love the balancing patches. It is so exciting, opening it up like a shiny present and looking to see if a skill got changed, or completely reworked. It can also be a dissapointment time and again seeing a monster that in your eyes appears to need buffs not getting the help it deserves. Below write 3, and only 3 monsters you feel should be buffed and how you think they should be buffed. I will start Beth - Increase Damage on her AOE, Make 100% defense break on 3rd skill(without skill ups) and instead of Accuracy increase Speed. Rakan - Make his first and 3rd skill scale with Hp so he can be the fire tank that murders all the lushens. Zibrolta - I know this is a weird one, but make it so his 2nd skill actually hits for damage. Increase the damage of the second skill and make the 3rd skill a full AOE instead of a random skill.",buff [insert nat4/5 that i own] that is underwhelming nerf [insert nat4/5 that i don't have] that is rekting me in PVP +"After the Trump tape, calls to rape hotlines spike.","Part of the conspiracy, no doubt." +Never trust your big sister when she says she has the perfect Halloween costume for you.,Racist! +"If Derry had a vote to join the Republic, what's stopping them? Could a border town like Derry have a mini referendum and leave the UK to join the Republic? What legal reasons would stop them assuming a vast majority voted for it?",You can't just arbitrarily divide up a country based on a gerrymandered area so that it has a majority of people from a certain political stance. +"Cool, letting the government dictate how you defend yourself, and allowing the government to make it so the population cannot rise up and dethrone a defective leadership. Great.",I love how gun law in America has allowed their citizens to rise up and dethrone a defective leadership. +2016 has been an odd year... And we're not done just yet!,Pretty sure 2016 is even +I don't even know how to tell my kids. They are going to be crushed.,"Tell them its not the breed, its the owners" +my god.,Mizerka released in EU? +It's nice to see stats like these while Price is out.,Canadiens Goaltenders always carrying the team on their back..Montreal typical +If he's only comparing to Apple then I suppose he's just ignoring Linux... :(,"Remember, there are only 2 operating systems in this world, Windows and Mac" +"i think it's actually just grammys though (no apostrophe), sometimes stylized GRAMMYs","ya i was just kiddin around lol, but i can see i should have added the" +"Found these at goodwill today For $5, they say their Nintendo, worth anything?","Nope, I'll give you $1 each." +Would that be true in Spain too? Or us it a culturally Mexican thing?,"I would assume so, considering it's the case all across Latin America" +tank or dps?,"He was DPS back in the day, but I will have to relearn everything so either (or both) would be great." +Am I the only one who used Morpheus?,"Oh yeah dude, what a freakin' loser you are... the ONLY one ever." +Yannick Carrasco scores against Rostov (0-1),But did he hug his girlfriend? +"Right so people should just be able to rape children, torture prisoners and kill civilians for fun? Good one stupid!",When in Rome... +"Ok, but why does he wiggle of target after killing him?",Obviously aimlock. +"How were you able to come to terms with having a waifu/husbando who did morally reprehensible things in canon? My husbando has done some... Honestly cruel things to people in his canon. Sure, some of it was just part of his line of work, but there were times where he was certainly more evil than he needed to be. Some of the stuff he did is a little upsetting to consider. Of course I still love him, but I very much disagree with some of his actions. Any of you have a similar experience?","Big Boss didn't do anything wrong, though." +"If a boat magically appeared on international waters with 200 kilos of cocaine on board, whose occupant planned only to snort said cocaine for personal use and eat the occasional fish with no plans to ever go ashore. Would he be committing a crime, and if so who would enforce?",This guy has some weekend plans. +Literally unplayable now!,I better cancel my pre-order NOW! +So therefore you can never quit?,Exactly! +"He did so out of protest, over a law that wants to make microaggressions punishable by law.","That doesn't negate that it isn't a free speech issue, it is a harassment issue... Whether you think it is a valid harassment issue or not is a different matter, but the school has been very clear in the snippet of the letter that I referenced that the issue is they feel he is violating the Ontario Human Rights Code." +That'll teach em'.,Victim shaming needs to stop. +Sean Hannity on Twitter: BREAKING: New Bill Clinton Sexual Assault Accuser Breaks Her Silence,Another right wing conspiracy +Look how long he keeps his eyes shut as he's talking. Pretty sure newscasters are not supposed to do that. It's a nervous reflex because he doesn't want to look straight into the camera and have his whole face readable as he's telling a lie.,"Well, the Clinton News Network can't always be prepared to lie" +But they actually regressed. Just like Venezuela is doing now.,To throwing rocks? +I have my money on Tesla glass or AP 2.0.,Did I win? +"What a great answer, no one wants to have a late term abortion",BUT WHAT ABOUT THE BABIES +Have you seen the prior videos? These guys have came out to the news to resign from their positions and made statements,thanks for answering my question. +Why is open borders bad? We're heading there whether we like it or not,CUS DIFFERENT PEOPLE ARE BAD +"Hopefully when Hillary is president, women will start paying to get into nightclubs like most men and get only half the assets during divorces rather than 90-100% of the assets.",You mean like how Obama improved race relations? +Also acceptable: Shire Folk,Never heard that one before... LIA- +"Honest question. I don't mean to offend. Does it not bother you to put them sideways like that? Personally, dislike the look of a stack of boxes when they are facing forward, this just seems weird. I get the need for space, but whats the point of collecting if you can't even see them.","Not offended at all, I'm OOB, an inch to the right they are all on the shelf :) I love seeing them out!" +"My wife's bag sometimes bumps the gear stick on our car when she's searching for stuff. Currently it does this: - shifts the car from Drive into Neutral, slowing us down while I overrev the engine. It does NOT do this: - turns the car left, off the bridge into the ocean. I suspect the current design is mildly safer.",DUMP YOUR WIFE RIGHT NOW +dae trump le hitler of feelings :d,dae think Trump supporters are nazis xd +"He seems to be asking if, not stating that it exists. He being kingdowngoat, not Trump.","You're right, I'll have to amend my snark." +And the chairs. 90 degrees isn't good for your back. Chairs should be at 130 degrees is what I've heard.,"Yeah, everybody knows forty-five is the way to go!" +"Probably, so long as they're not white.",The Irish were Slavs too +The Democrats are left wing. Please show me where it says that they're conservatives? As opposed to George Bush invading Iraq?,"Compared to Australian politics, Democrats are very centre right and Republicans are like the National Party, they're both conservative here, but Republicans are way more conservative." +But did he do an environmental impact survey?,3 species went extinct and 4 were made endangered. +# we let this happen where the hell is our collective anger about it,"Dude, like walking dead is about to start, and i have to find a halloween costume, its just a busy time of year to give a shit." +Developer Update | Jeff Kaplan Breathing | Overwatch,This makes me extraordinarily uncomfortable. +"Idk man, I'd say she's got a few extra chromosomes.",She's such a genius patriarchy-smasher that a mere 46 chromosomes can't hold it all. +WATCH: Students vow to shut down Joburg,Yeah this is going to go down well... +I'm pretty sure if you're using your car to pick up strangers you'll be smart enough (or so I hope) to add in cameras for liability purposes.,Like rental cars? +Dog is so cool I can't even. An incredible miracle yields but a wry half-smile. rurururururu,Easiest win of my life Fucking dog hahaha +"Yep, I played around with this one many times. Replacing all the peds was an absolute bitch. (Also ex gta:sa modder)",gta3.img is my favorite file +Hamilton discredits himself enough without help from me,"Yes, this interview is laughable, he's totally up his own arse!" +"Guys, come on. Lets be real. I come here asking a legitimate question, and all I get are haters.",it's five feet +"Recently ascended, modding Skyrim feels so so so good <3",*But your ruining Bethesda's vision of the game* +The fucking piece of shit government summoned me for jury duty. What will happen if I do not show up for it?,"i've heard reports of SWAT raids for jury duty skippers, make sure to boof all illegal contraband" +how do workers build that building in winds like that?,im pretty sure i read somewhere that they just put up a big wall to stop the wind then build all the stuff they need there then remove the wall so its windy again and they can film stuff like this show and that stunt from jackass 4 and to help the environment cause if you take away the wind then all hell breaks loose xo +30 tickets?,Oh do we ever wish we could get that many... +RiRi's With Her! Rihanna Wears $35 Hillary Clinton T-Shirt in New York,"Wow, she's just like us!" +or The city of Mosul is in which country?,Everybody knows Mosul is in the middle eastern country of Aleppo. +Dying to support women is a privilege.,"Check your privilege,shitlord" +"Aah, no, it'll be up for a while :D","Awesome, I'll definitely pick one up when I get the chance" +Trusted sources vs. Untrusted sources,My uncle works at Blizzard and he's definitely a trusted source +"I bumped you back up, seeing as what you said was relevant and helpful. No idea why people down vote for no reason but hey, that's Reddit sometimes.","Probably because--gasp--OP asked about something on *console*, and you know you aren't supposed to reply to those." +"To be honest, I don't think anyone says that the 70s-90s were a time where 'you could leave your door unlocked'. I'd say that's more 50s and 60s America.",internet was really the downfall of america. +"Oh, but we are. We're not going to let you dictate to us how to feel. But thanks for giving us so much ammo for our feminism fight. Get ready for more equality! Classes about rape for every college student!",solid +Made her million by starting a pyramid scheme to sell snake oil. awesome.,"Stop pointing out ugly facts, RACIST MYSOGINIST RAPIST!" +Hey GoL_Melchoir These orders began shipping out late last week. All Public Enemy orders should be out the door by tomorrow. Text SAVAGE at 804-201-4748 and we can check in on it for you to see if it's been packed up yet.,"Thanks for the update, I'll keep an eye out!" +Philippine President Duterte announces 'separation' from United States,"In fairness, Obama's mother kind of *was* a whore, subjectively speaking." +"What about the Switch indicates that at all? It looks underpowered, confusing to casuals again (looks like a tablet peripheral), has a shitty name, and is essentially just a Wii U gamepad that you can pop the screen out of. Nothing about this console suggests them learning from any mistakes at all.",TIL you can play games on the Wii U pad without the system. +Whoop de fuckin doo One gives away state secrets live on television the other doesn't. Apparently 50% of the country doesn't understand how damaging Classified information really is. Which is what Hillary mentioning our 4 minute nuclear response time was.,"He's given so much evidence as the public figure he's been his entire adult life, not just during this bid for the presidency, that he wouldn't be corrupt." +"Filipino here and working for an American company remotely. Guys, I swear, this guy is a friggin' megalomaniac, psycho, and dickhead.","Don't worry, it's only a 6 year term..." +"Rudeism streamed his making of the bow as well as gameplay. One of the most chill, fun, and genuinely nice streamers I've ever watched. Keep up your craziness! Also, casually using a dance pad for movement because a bow just wasn't enough.","Nice try, rudeism alt account." +"Yep, exactly. I think that's the main point I'm getting at is, this isn't going to hurt companies, it's going to hurt consumers who purchased products from large corporations. There should probably be an exemption for businesses like grocery stores or healthcare providers.","nah, the commercials said that the big corporations would not pass the cost on to consumers" +Pentagon Officials: Hillary Clinton Should Be Arrested For Leaking Top Secret Nuclear Intelligence During Debate,Why isn't any MSM reporting on this? +What happens to the plus when you don't have any pokeballs in your inventory? Does it have a panic attack and stop working or does it throw the great balls?,it flashes red when attempting to catch. +I hope they take him down for tax evasion like Capone.,I don't think Fahrenthold has anything bad in his taxes! +They omitted the two Vonleh hook shots he made. This is a conspiracy.,"Trump was right, everything *is* rigged!" +What about the next 4 out of 4,Then fire him! +Bryce Dallas Howard,Pretty sure that's Jessica chastain +how much is one afraid,SO AFRAID THAT THEY DIED +Alternate Title: **UP NEXT ON *EXTREME-REPO*:Hostile Takeover**,I'm sure those repo guys from that show would totally be able to repo from a US carrier! +I get a 13 ping on average and it's works just fine.,Literally unplayable. +Post ways on how Nintendo can fuck this up,They already did- no toaster mode. +"Bernie Sanders taps his donor network to raise nearly $2 million in two days for House, Senate contenders",But he doesn't support down ballot candidates! +"TIL: in 1975, the RP lost the pugad islands to Vietnam because filipino soldiers stationed in the island were tricked into to visiting the nearby parola island for a birthday party and hookers, as promised by their vietnamese friends.","In 2016 the Filipinos lost the Philippines when their president was duped into visiting China, with a promise of a steaming bowl of Congee and unlimited dimsum." +"Those posts are good sized on the headboard. It's hard to figure out where the handcuffs could even be placed. It's amusing.Yes, it would have taken 4 sets and an elastic girl.","Well, we know SA was kinky, so elastic girl - well, yeah, ok." +"Reboot it, as with an open world hub with tunnel caves, and space exploration... it could be huge.","Right, that would automatically make it appeal to the masses" +Umm why?,If you have to ask why... You wouldn't understand +"On an individual to individual level is fine, but if someone is using their fame and notoriety to sway public opinion then they should be stopped. People should be able to make decisions for themselves with information presented to them instead of being influenced by public figures with absolutely no credentials in politics.",Well it's a good thing that tv news personalities are so unbiased. +Why does Dishonored 1 have so much GBs? Dishonored only has about 20 GBs on PC and that's with all DLC included.,The other 14.4 Gigs are trying to render pixel perfect whiskey and cigars +"This must be Bizarro world, because no American I know of really cares what the rest of the world thinks.",*Should +The Turnaround On Emotions Is Strong With This One,When you realize you're stuck between a Giant asshat and a pedophile and can't tell which is which. +Pri 5 boy falls to death after failing exams for the first time,Important things that children must learn: failure and picking themselves up right after. +(TIL) from Denny Hamlin that Joe Gibbs Racing has a few Motocross Teams,Did You know that Haas has an F1 team? +It's totally not rigged... anymore,Hillary is not a big guy.... +Question for Dragons,I think drinking what the human-kin call bleach helps suppress my mana. +"I'm not going to see it, the main reason being that advertising for this film was *spraypainted* onto pavements around Edinburgh.",I bet you're fun at parties. +"Fuck you, just because you enlightened Europeans have chosen to abandon Christianity doesn't ad embrace jihadis and have run into the arms of islam doesnt mean we'll ever be so foolish",Lol you forgot the +Failed my driving test.. so made a Stark pumpkin to get my mind off things.,How come you can carve such a nice pumpkin but you can't parallel park? +"With all these new games coming out, I still think Shaun White Snowboarding is the best snowboarding video game ever.",Snowboard Kids or GTFO +grow up,"Hey man, everyone in the world should know PERFECT English!" +36-core 3D Workstation - Transformers,I have the same background for my three monitors :D +There are no sliding doors at all. Only two doors...entrance door and toilet door (which was delivered last),So those double doors on the right go to the bathroom? +"Less-known tricks and tactics? Hi! You rock! Cancel that. I was wondering if we could start a thread on the topic of little tips and tricks that isn't exactly common knowledge to the general community. For example; Freya can use banish on Loki's decoy. Two sylvanuses who pull each-other at the same time willl switch positions. Medusa statues can block minion waves, although basically impossible in a normal conquest, it can be done in a 1v1 joust with a friend (too many minion spawns will eventually destroy your frame rates however and may potentially even crash your game). Movement speed affects Tyr's fearless, FULL SPEED AHEAD! Sure these examples are pretty well known by now but let's see if anyone has discovered anything neat recently.",Susano can actually still be selected in game. +"OK, and GOP congressmen need to be told when they're being deplorable. Boy, bye.","Yeah, but do you have any idea how offensive being called deplorable is?" +8 BORING PIECES OF ESSENTIAL GEAR,but where's the t3i and 50mm 1.8 with videomic? +Project Ultra-E may destroy Tesla's supercharging network,Yes overnight. +This is good. We don't want our shit catching fire our grandma electrocuting herself.,"Unless you happen to actually want something to catch fire... I mean, what if that guy with the Note 7 was just sick of his Jeep but didn't want to go through the hassle of selling it..." +There is also the wonderful bug where if your graphics card has more than 4gb RAM the game has no idea his to run.,GTX 970 it is! +I think he's right. It reads to me like he'd rather die at 30 as a rider than die at 60 of cancer (since in this scenario he didn't ride and ended up dying of cancer).,Riding prevents cancer? +It adds emphasis.,Petition to make capitalizations mean prefix with sudo +when noobs use trial cards,wow what a noob +I would build a deck around them with [[Training Grounds]] in a heartbeat.,What format lets you use Un sets with Rise of the Eldrazi? +He's a little punk ass Norwegian kid.,"Most Scandinavians I've met while traveling Sweden were huge and love death metal, are sure he's not Dutch?" +Why? The Cowboys and Redskins got properly punished for trying to creating contractions in the uncap year that used that year to subsidize lower salaries during the capped years that would follow. Basically they tried to cheat the salary cap in capped years and got punished for it.,"So basically someone in the organization was smart enough to load 2 contracts for that specific year, which broke no rules... Lets penalize them!" +"I'm a federal employee for a joint military intel / IC agency. If we did this, it was an unacknowledged, unaccountable black project outside the scope of review. From the inside, I've seen no evidence to support his claims. But then again, its all about NTK.",Because all black bag projects are totally broadcasted across all channels to let everyone know. +"please stop call him raygun, it has nothing comparable to any rg","Except for the fact that it sucks, like a ray gun." +Started mine today,Looking forward to the finished product! +"That's a terrible analogy. Stock prices aren't set by the company except in an IPO. They're set by supply and demand against a set inventory, so yes inventory is really the ONLY issue. Good try though, faGGot","But, but, they can change that inventory anytime McAfee buys a new company" +DDOS is originating from the US.,Is it the hacker known as 4chin? +I've had that issue before. Hard reset to fix it. Drove me crazy for a while.,Thanks ! +"I know it doesn't compare, that was my whole point. I was saying how I wore small shoes and it was agonising, so their pain must be a lot worse. Can you read properly?",Check your privilege +"Republicans don't want poor people to vote, so they've added a poll tax of requiring an extraordinary amount of time.",But...but...poor people are welfare dependent and they have all the time in the world! +"Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this whole 'human years' 'dog years' and 'cat years' thing all about lessening guilt and sadness about animals not being able to live as long as humans; comparing the length of animals lives to those of humans so we can think of them as having fuller lives? What's the point of being anal about what each human year converts to?",It's more to give us some kind of perspective on their development during their life +I'm guessing you think you can waltz into a gun show and buy a gun no id?,I prefer to tango into gun shows. +Friday West Coast Afternoon Thread brought to you by 'Desperate Housewives',Another exciting Friday night is coming up! +"I was recently taking a pic of a group with their phone and when i turned it sideways, she went no what are you doing, take it the other way. I try to be nice at weddings and birthdays but i don't know for how long",Gotta keep that shit vertical for the Insta obvi +Why the fuck not?,because disney making a movie i dont want to see is an insult to my superior intelligence. +Some folks need to be taken down a notch,Yeah OP really deserves to get what's coming to them for providing content that wasn't up to my personal standards. +Like they did with RDR 1? Oh wait...,This time it'll be diffrent! +Part of it was that the Communist party in the German parliament refused to co-operate with the Socialist party to form a coalition govnermnet. They basically decided they would rather let Hitler get elected then let the hated group of people not quite left enough for them get into power. Their theory was that if Hitler got elected that would prove what a bad idea it was and they would win the next election. (Aka 'accelerationism'). Nearly all of them ended up arrested as political prisoners when Hitler came to power and were eventually executed.,This in no way relates to a certain portion of liberals in modern society. +Should have had another tier on the conditional. Make it a first rounder if he pots 30.,"And then make it Parayko if he pots 50 :D This shouldn't need this, but just to be safe..." +"Could be there are multiple login sessions on that account and there is more than one person posting NSA wouldn't want to just shut them out, the leaks would stop and everyone would freak. This way the leaks continue and they can post misinfo alongside eta: they wouldn't even need to do anything complicated, Twatter could just straight up give them access","Ah yes, because if Wikileaks lost their twitter account that would completely shut them down..." +"Milwaukee officer, whose fatal shooting of black man led to riots, arrested on sexual assault charge",The pro police people are gonna riot now. +Conor Hinting on his Big Announcement.,This picture confirms Conor is doing gay porn. +"ive put my wii u tablet there, they dont give a shit",*nintendo shill detected* +When do we get to choose a starter in sun and moon demo.,"Well, make sure you check under the police truck." +"We gave up our rights to our territories. We lost our standing in the international community. China knows they control our president. More so, they know we are weak and spineless. We give up our country if they dangle the promise of money in our faces. Filipinos have no dignity.",Source? +Do you shower once per week on winter or is it all year round?,Once every holy week +I wonder what light armor will look like. I'm betting on just being bikini for females with ribbon that moves around.,Something tells me you haven't seen the precursor then. +Research? Get real. People a little bit too obssesed with sci-fi is what most of you are.,"Right, you don't need research to claim what you claim." +The best moment on Top Gear,What season and episode? +"You are assuming that the battery was conveniently fully charged before the dog escaped. You have 5 days of standby. At day 4, the battery is reduced to 20%. Now, you have 2 and a half hours of gps left. You also have a range of 10 minutes of the dog running away. And who knows how realistic the 'official' numbers are. 2 mile radius in a clear field or in the town? 12 hours gps in a laboratory with as little RF communication or in a real world scenario where it's cold (reduces battery life) and the RF keeps pinging updates. If we consider dogs, many of them are easily large enough to carry a more hefty collar. Old nokia phones had crazy long standby's right? And the thing is...phones are capable of geofencing just by using cell towers. That's what I do and many others do on androids. The phone is already in cellular standby to receive calls and sms. The phone constantly receives identifying information to which cell towers it's connected to. These towers are consistent. When I was home, I had the software record the cell towers and saved it as a 'location'. Any time those cell towers were detected, the phone would know I'm 'home'. That's how my phone turns on Wi-Fi when i get home. I could also set my phone up to send an sms if i leave home. The boundary of the home location is at the elevators of my apt building. This simple feature would be great for the dog collar. If it could automatically alert the owner that the dog left the 'home' location and then turn on gps by itself. Otherwise, you might come home from work and the dog has been gone for 8 hours. By then, it's way too far. I'm not suggesting that the dog tracker uses cellular or anything. Just pointing out that I could buy an android phone that would have more than 10 days of standby, with geofencing and when necessary it would turn on gps and give me its location data over cellular communication, infinite range. Makes you wonder why a custom made product is so feature-starved",Cordless charging with the active loop under the dogs mat? +What's NSFW about it?,there are clearly women in this video +"So, Ryu has a reset",Even Tokido doesnt know you can reset with Ryu +"Kelly: If the Chicago Cubs win, sports will miss an exemplary loser",Such a loss +"Can I be FUCKING real for a second? Hi there. Longtime lurker, first time poster. Can I be real for a second? This community is fucking atrocious right now. You're all acting like a bunch of whiny, entitled little babies. A tiny team of people made an entire universe for you to explore. They made it for YOU, and they're going to wake up tomorrow morning and see that instead of enjoying it, this community of fans picked out the 3 or 4 things that weren't perfect and are using that to fucking riot. Guess what? The game was never going to be perfect. It was never going to live up to your hype. It was never going to be everything you'd ever want in a game. What it WAS going to be was an impossibly big universe filled with mysteries and weird shit I just played it for 2 hours and it was exactly that. What more do you want? Is it buggy? Sure. Is it repetitive? Maybe. Is the inventory system imperfect and the multiplayer feature questionable and the structure unclear? Sure, fine. But holy shit what do these people OWE YOU? How fucking entitled do you have to be to explore an infinite universe in a spaceship and then say yeah but... We should all be fucking weeping in our chairs right now at the sheer size and scale of the achievement. We should be showering the people behind this thing with the praise they deserve for pulling off one of the most inspiring games in recent memory. Hello Games doesn't owe you the world. Yet they gave you 18 QUINTILLION of them. If you have the fucking audacity to complain about it then you don't deserve it and you were never fans in the first place.","And them cutting any form of contact with the community is totally justified, I believe?" +"Jokes on you, I toast my bread on the lowest setting three times. At some point I toast toast and don't burn it.","If it didn't burn when you toasted it, then it was still bread." +granary pro is 10x better,hahahahahaha you think valve would ever add a silly pro version of *their amazing map* to the map pool? +I've done countless hours of study of the theory and after awhile you have so much information in stock that you can feel vibes with people. I've correctly typed over 50 people irl even ones I just met. And even if I didn't it's quite easy to see you aren't INTP no matter what projections of yourself you may have adopted in your mind as fact.,Well it comforts me to know that you're qualified. +Democrats protecting the bankers.,Shocking. +Why do rich people always get free shit?,TRICKLE DOWN ECONOMICS. +"Never had the chance to hunt, but it looks awesome! Good luck man!",Yeah killing animal is realllly fun... +Your account qualifies because ALL ACCOUNTS have a free fly. u/Arumen I told you that was misleading.,I'm SOOO sorry I quoted the EXACT words of Disco Lando that turned out to be misleading. +"Ava's mind could count under functionalism, but still have other features beyond what it takes to count that make her conscious.",But then it would not be under functionalism.. Do you have a source on any theory of 'hybrid' mind I am not aware of? +Not here it isn't.,"get on it, you're missing out" +"Yup. Been doing this since Y1 (minus the last boss as it's not possible). When I run a raid with a full fireteam with people I know, we do this for all of our alts (haven't done it with WotM yet, as SIVA cache keys are harder to come by unless you happen to have a lot of frags).",I knew it was on the disc since day 1. +"She did start it! She attached him first, he is not wrong for defending himself. She has no business getting involved in this election.",You forgot the +"Random girl thinks I'm her ex, isn't put off when she finds out I'm not.","Prove you are not my ex, send me a pic of your sexy buthole" +They really need to improve this game optimalization,"Hey, we got bloom, didn't we?" +AT&T Reaches Deal to Buy Time Warner for More Than $80 Billion (Report),I bet this will greatly benefit their customers +Donald Trump kicked off a speech about his first 100 days by vowing to sue every one of his accusers.,Petty vindictiveness is very presidential! +"If lots of people start wearing it at your school, they're played out Dad hats are played out af","Baseball players are even wearing dad hats now, it's so played out." +What about a mall built to hide a 115 testing facility?,Practically my wet dream right there. +It needs Jamaica with Bob Marley as leader.,"Yeah,like England with Paul Mc Cartney." +Music video shoot? Art film? Why did they all just the off their underwear? And now they just got nude. What is going on?,Probably shooting the next Nintendo Switch commercial +Do you think Greece has nothing to fear from its greatest enemy that has 7x more people?,What's Germany got to do with it? +I don't think the 15 people who bought a Motorola are an issue :),Or the people that bought the original Android phone ;) it's just Apple being a bloody copycat all over again! +"Well, this had to happen eventually. Luckily it was only a mile and a half to the trailhead.",This doesn't happen with premium Shimano STX RC components +Water is an effective radiation barrier and it also quickly dilutes and carries away radioactive particles.,So lets throw all of our nuclear waste in the ocean! +Their units.,I hope Trump builds a wall to keep you out hehe :) +"14 years ago, when I was 12 years old, my older brother introduced me to a game he loved. That game was CS. We played together for 12 years. Now, 6 months after he passed away, I had the opportunity to introduce our love to someone very special, his 4-year old daughter.",girl looking at cs:go on ipad +The party's at your big house on the hill.,Nah RPV is ghetto relative to PVE sort of +Huawei Mate 9/Pro will have 4X Optical zoom and will cost $1300 fully spec'd out,With their shit UI. +"Maybe it's just because I'm an actual performing musician who can count to four over and over, but how fucking hard is it to sing/talk/rap on rhythm? For fuck's sake...",Whats a beat? +"This is so well-written, and the sex scene is so risky, erotic, and memorable... These factors alone make me question whether this is just really good sex fiction! But I don't mind either way, in this case. Great story, hope it's real :)","Thanks for the compliment, I guess." +"As an aside, do you think Jesus was white? Someone living in the Middle East?","Maybe he identified as caucasian, shitlord." +"It's like they are trying to kill the Mega line, :(. First the Mastadon, now this. Both would be so much better if they where more compact, less plastic, cost less and weighed less.",but they're MEGAAAAAAAA +Park City now holds the record for the Worlds Longest Continuous SHOT SKI!!! Watch the full video here!,"Mmm, 3.2% beer." +"Why? I count it as a plus. Aside from being a good artist, she is a philantropist giving a lot to charities and people in need.","I'm not into the type of music that she produces, but what few media appearances of her I'm aware of give the impression that she's only interested in attention and attempting to swing as far as possible to the other direction of her earlier wholesome hanna montana persona." +"I could go on for awhile about this topic, Activision keeps moving towards faster game play and high mobility, instead of making good maps. They have basicly killed traditional sniping, moved towards getting games to go faster, and have trippled down on micro transaction. 90% of the people I used to play with have stopped, including myself, and holding COD 4 hostage In a package with IW looks like the only way they can get me to buy it.","Mountain Dew and Doritos, energy to make it so your eyeballs get bloodshot because you have stayed up for 43 hours, and doritos for finger camouflage." +"While leaving the circuit, Lewis took the time to stop and get out of his SUV to leave a note on my flag!",Alternative title: Black hooligan vandalises British flag +"With Hubbard, there's evidence that he was lying.",Whereas Christianity totally stands up to scientific scrutiny. +Life pro tip: always pay for large purchases on a credit card. They offer much more protection than debit cards.,Some people don't have or use credit cards. +"Official publication says China needs Mao-like strongman leader, and that Xi fits the bill",How surprising the hate from Reddit +Do you think the colors on my PC game look gay?,Extremely gay. +"If the Purple Man is taken over by Ennard, how can he enter the safe room if he is a animatronic? Now if you can't recall, animatronics can't enter a safe room and they'll be given a error message when doing so as shown in FNaF3.",Yes because an amalgamation of different robots from a completely different building is programed with the map of another completely different building that may or may not have existed during the time it was programed +"if valve wants to make the m249 to be popular ingames, they should make it a 1 hit hs on armored players also a bit cheaper",ye and make it nospread +"What video game idea do you want to play, but think will never get made?",Half life 3 +Got my hat! Vet trannies for Trump! Choo choo motherf*ckers!,Fucking cishet white male voting for Trump. +nice one stalker. wink,wink is officially worse than +"Damn, what a shame. I can't get an erection if the girls protruding bones are not rattling when she walks.",Sorry I forgot to add +"Clinton Vaults to a Double-Digit Lead, Boosted by Broad Disapproval of Trump (Poll)",Well of course *broads* disapprove of Trump. +"If the temporary problem is declining health, no money, and no job prospects, how does it go away?","It goes away when you die naturally after years of alzheimer or cancer, wanting to die earlier is so selfish" +Imagine dying in a horrific way and then some little cuntster on Reddit posts a photo of your deformed dead body for karma. Die in a fire.,You dropped this: +God damn haole,Take that back dammit! +They can get protein from nuts and soy.,"I don't know who you've been talking to but the only source of protein is obviously meat, fish, and cheese." +"Man killed wife's father and sister to lure her to their funeral, then murdered her at the service","Well that worked out quite well for him, didn't it?" +Pakistan Supreme Court rules schizophrenia 'not a mental disorder' allowing mentally ill man to be executed,That's not the Pakistan *I* know. +Why doesn't anyone else here like Game of Thrones I'm stickying this comment bc its importent,I love that show about incest and people dying. +Us Dutch had air superiority though,I saw that Chinook make some controversial moves while landing though. +That's a pretty racist thing to say.,That's okay; saying racist things about the white untermensch is *not* racist. +"I'm in the 5th season of Scrubs. should I end it at the 8th season or actually watch the 9th season? I haven't heard the best things about the 9th season, is it worth watching?",Wait when was there a season 9 of scrubs? +He said it's pouring rain. He's obviously a brit.,"Its not rain in the past 6 hours, take that back" +"I vaguely messaged you and every other girl and put in no effort, YOUR MOVE!",I always wanted to date someone who is ok with dating literally any other woman on their Facebook +"In this case physical prizes can be swiched with online versions. Like some store goods. Atm the contest has only prizes that CAN be sent whenever (nigyhtmare Girrok/ncoins and such) I remember the deal with the time when russianss did not received WoW's 10'th anniversary figurines because of sanctions but... Its not like we can't receve prizes, we can't enter. I'm not going to participate as I havezero special talents but I play with whole bunch of artists and talented housing enthusiasts. No really like 5-6 ppl from our group are drawing and they were really dissapointed that they cant join again.",This sounds like an issue that's much larger than something Carbine can just fix. +What is the best deck to combat a consteller deck?,Majespecters +"Rapper YG, known for his songFuck Donald Trump where he labels Trump racist, is getting crushed for being racist in one of his own songs","Also the artist behind smash hit song My Nigga, no he's not racist at all." +I think the important question is how does Jeremy Hill's death impact Gio ROS?,"It fucks up Welker's YPC, but he should still give you reasonable returns." +Just like how zed is good as support because he has 2 slows and can use his shadow for vision?,"Azir also makes a good support because he has a mobile ward, constant slows, good damage and a game changing knock away." +What Reddit threads have sent you into an uncontrollable fit of laughter?,r/nofap +"I cant understand why people like Ted Cruz think that we liberals like abortions as much as conservatives hate it. If these people would actually teach their children about safe sex, nearly all of the abortions they oppose wouldn't be an issue. Lets not forget that our piss poor womens healthcare in the US is among the worst of developed nations that medically nessecary abortions are on the rise. Their elected representatives share Trump's mindset that pregnant women are such inconveniences for businesses that they would like to fire them, putting financial strain on the parents. That covers the 3 most frequent cases for abortion, and people Like Cruz support ideas that keep abortion in demand.","Wait, you mean the pro-choice crowd doesn't want to setup abortion booths on street corners, where you can drop in a quarter and be baby-free in 15 minutes?" +Black cosplayer tells young boy he can be 'any superhero you want to be',Yet when I dressed up as Black Panther it's racist and inapropes. +"But someone told me California was a literally imploding cesspit of immigrants, government regulations, and handouts","Well, the immigrants don't count towards the statistics, government regulations keep the guns off the streets and the handouts keep people alive." +Racist altercation over parking spot (Canada),Damn maple skin hindu +Why can't call of duty just be a single game that gets updates throughout the years? Why can't there just be a game called Call of Duty that is updated through the years. I hate how there is a new one every year and we have to keep switching. I played since WaW but recently the series has dived into Shit Valley. Why Activision??? But hey. I'm fine with staying on BF1. At least EA knows what they're doing.,Because it's such a great business decision to just sell one product. +Sedih. Pasal ku ada 'sumpah' kali. Asal ku meliat kalah ni haha,jangan liat pls :( kalau mau liat saja highlightsnya esok hari +"From what I've read, chimpanzee society is high structured and they don't take kindly to strangers.",Just like us! +So my boss's wife makes custom lighter wraps.,I bet it makes your boss's wife's son happy. +"WTH happened Saturday at 8:00 AM? That's all, I just don't see a major news release or anything.",Did you know it's not the same time everywhere in the world? +Obligatory EAT SHIT PITT post.,"If it helps, I'm not a Pitt student." +Fantastic suggestion for the game I was thinking we could like have a nuclear missile but it would not be OP because it would be super rare!!!!!11!!!1!!!,Did you just assumed my gender ? +Hablas como si las mujeres fueran algo bueno.,Hay algunas bien locas sisi +Animal Crossing: amiibo Festival (Wii U) & Animal Crossing amiibo 3 Pack $21.57 via Wal Mart (Free Store Pick Up),Still about $22 too much +"I'm more impressed by our QB play than the spelling of our mods. Seriously though guys, who gonna start next week? Who should start? How much bullshit is the mainstream media gonna spew about the jets new QB controversy?",Fuck you +I'm more bothered by the crappy animation.,I'm certain you could create a better one. +NBA bars? NBA season starts next week. Looking for some good spots to catch some games. Preferably with vegetarian option food :) Thanks!,Portland has some good ones +"Even more so, Americans want revenge & punishment.",Oh the joys of being a Christian Nation.... +"They're idiots, only PS4 could handle this. Fucking xBox and PC fanboys..",You dropped your +"Well, you do have a point. Political forces in the USA has largely prevented enactment of gun control law which could keep us more safe.","Unfortunately, speech controls laws have also failed and idiots are allowed to say whatever they want as well......" +30 years of gaming collection,Are you the 40 year old virgin? +* I would not add another 100$ each week. * I would increase the minimum stake size to %3-%5. * Once you reach 2000$ withdraw your initial deposit.,And then double or nothing the 1k cuz freeroll. +Goff must be REALLY bad lmao,Real shame they spent so much draft capitol on a bust! +That's not plasti dip,I had no idea +"You should, it's popular to hate him now, unfortunately","He's a really bad, mean man because he cut a PS player who couldn't follow simple rules and because of that, I just can't respect him as a person." +lol someone actually downvoted you for this,oh no my internet currency +I wonder if Kanye wrote it,No pusha wrote his own verse +You used the word jaggof so I'm assuming you only go to pirates games.,Pretty much every fan of the away team at Dodger Stadium. +Now you can get a new one! And better!,With blackjack and hookers! +But Hillary gave a speech to Venezuela!,"First they open the borders for energy, then they open the borders for commies!" +unnecessary*,"That comment was unnecessary, as we all knew what he meant" +"You're gonna get tired if you keep moving those goalposts, champ. Better sit down and have some OJ.",Okay let's not promote knife violence. +"I know this is a stretch. But, has anyone had a successful recon with chase after denial for 5/24? And no chase branches near me so no way to check for prequalified. I'm assuming no one has, but looking for a slight glimmer of hope before I try","I tried to no avail explaining to them for my CSR recon that I was well under 24 cards in the last 5 months, but they would have nothing to do with that!" +"I'm glad someone with experience could step in and give a more detailed explanation. Basically the same way I feel when people get uppity about a bug in game, as if riot could just throw money at the code","No one ask them to throw money at bugs of cause, but hire more people definitely helps." +"WOW! TRUMP Cleveland Rally Has 1.7 MILLION Views - Hillary Cleveland Rally has 3,825 Views","all viewers were russian hackers named 4-chan , muah comrade putin" +Honestly I haven't seen a single Trump lawn sign. I live in Colorado in the mountains and there were a lot of Romney signs this time 4 yrs ago. The one guy who hangs a POW/MIA flag up at his house has a Clinton/Kaine sign on his driveway.,Wonder if it has anything to do with what Trump said about POWs? +Its only going to sound like the charity dinner.,I thought that was the forth debate. +How bout 2015?,"No no no, they would have won if Falk had been playing" +What is your favorite movie to watch on Halloween?,Rocky Horror +Very subtle. I'm not sure where this guy stands.,He's obviously Gary Johnson all the way! +Unless Jackman won't return unless it's to be in the MCU. That's what could keep him on board. He's been talking up a marvel/fox deal since the first Avengers was announced.,Contact someone to do what Someone did to Sony. +Mind boggling pic of the stars taken by an astronaut on the Moon's surface.,Yep we're definitely the only self conscious beings out here... +Jamaal Charles will never be 100% healthy this season. He will not be back to his old self any time soon.,BOLD +6.89 * Wildwing Ripper Tornado now aggros neutral creeps.,"What're they gonna do, punch a tornado?" +"That's fantastic, we need to stop the terrorists!!",you dropped your +Why Should We Visit Babusar Pass?,Because blogspam told me to +But there's literally no scientific evidence for a global flood.,"how do you know, you weren't even there man." +advice to the next batch of olvl students: dont bother buying the tys WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT AMATH PAPER,Real world context practical questions Revised syllabus Yeahhh SEAB +"Give me a break, this guys SINGING INTO HIS PHONE! while recording, and screams like a little girl when his car starts to lose control. Wireframe glasses, silly haircut. When you we're 16-ish would this be one of your friends?",This guy fucks +So what you're telling me... Is that Bang = Curry?,nah man bang aint gonna choke in the finals +There was a cushion/padding of some type. I laugh when people compare this to Foley's fall from the cell. Foley legit could have died. Shane had something to protect him.,"Yeah, I'm sure he landed on the arena floor when he jumped off the stage rigging too years ago" +We should just call a mulligan. We the people have clearly fucked this up. Let Obama be President for one more year and let's try this again. For real this time.,IT'S **HER** TURN! +Not even during summer.,It's a thread about video games and you wouldn't even let OP bring Assassin's Creed wtf man +Expensive takeaway container,What you don't keep food in your centre console for when you want a little snack later? +will ghost ghost stay!? because I am willing to spend a dumb amount of money for ghost ghost haha. THANKS BTW,"Yeah, everything from the Box will stay... Feel like throwing some of that cash my way so I can get a Ghost Ghost too?" +Coked-up British banker imagined police behind curtains after cutting woman's throat,I doubt it was just Coke he was on..Or unless he was so braindamaged from coke abuse caused him to just flip out.. +"You know what's great (sad actually) is that whenever an apostle or whoever has revelation to build a temple in a specific area, no one is going to say that's a bad idea. The yes men will all hail the inspiration flowing from the heavens. Then buy a $17,000 rug for a $20 mil+ building in another po dunk Utah town.","Hey, let's be fair, those rugs are the final piece that really invite the spirit into the building." +"Obama might leave the country if Trump is elected. Let's make it happen, folks!",Will he go to his native Kenya +I think you people are confused,You forgot this: +14 Days,Such a nasty woman. +Which anime character as grown as a person in a way that YOU need to grow as well?,"As an aspiring scientist, Hououin kyouma." +"After looking at your post history, perhaps you shouldn't be a pilot. I wouldn't want to be sharing the airspace with a stoned pilot, and it's criminal to fly passengers as a pothead.",Yeah just fly with a hangover like everyone else. +"Sigh. I see we're all supposed to act disingenous for the sake of being politically correct. Also, I'm black before you throw around the r word. It screams drug dealer to me because I've seen pictures of 80s drug dealers that look very similar to this one.",Yea right. +If it weren't for the chest she could have fooled me as the real one..,"Way off, boobs too big, 0/10" +"u/jokerunique , you've done a man's job sir.... (for 50 bonus points - name the movie....)",Brokeback Mountain? +"It does, it's called the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals.",I thought that was their step-child +Is it ever!,Now we just wait for the witty comments.... +What would you do if you woke up tomorrow and you had grown back your foreskin?,I guess I would live the rest of my life with a foreskin and my showers would be a few minutes longer. +"And people are going to say to this: They shouldn't have played knowing what the outcome is and that's a bullshit excuse. If your only way to work was full of unsafe drivers, giant potholes, and lanes that ended nowhere, wouldn't you just try and find another route? Well what if I said no, that's the ONLY way to work. If you get into an accident, you should've found another job and it's your fault. Fuck that. There's things in the NFL that CAN be fixed EASILY, they just don't give a fuck. Like cracking down on super illegal hits (Cam Newton in the first or second week?) and stop fining people for having fun. Start taking precautions for head injuries because at some point they're going to have to stop sweeping shit under the rug.","No, don't you realize the biggest issue in the NFL right now is the excessive celebrations?" +"Found an article that had this as the ingredients....I didn't find an actual recipe: Natural oats, proprietary blend of whey protein concentrate, soy protein isolate, wheat protein isolate, milk protein isolate, natural and artificial flavors, vitamins and minerals (vitamin A palmitate, thiamine mononitrate, riboflavin, pyridoxine hydrochloride, cyanocobalamin, vitamin D3, alpha tocopherol, niacin, biotin, pantothenic acid, calcium carbonate, magnesium oxide, zinc oxide, copper gluconate, manganese sulfate, ferrous sulfate, folic acid, potassium iodide), cellulose gum, salt and acesulfame potassium.","I'm not gonna make slop completely out of laziness, but I could TOOOOTALLY do it" +"The duelyard secret right let's keep it ambiguous, anyone here knows about the duelyard secret, and how do you DO the duealyard secret",Downvoted for not being a starter pack post. +What the fuck are you talking about? Dont you guys know its THE RUSSIANS! The RUSSIANS DAMNIT!!! I cant believe you all are going to let Vladimir Putin steal this election. Donna Brazille told me it was the Russians. Tim Kaine said it too. So why are we being so Un American? Wont someone think of the Children!??!?!,These kids are already well trained sniper machines. +knowing nothing about logistics I think $600 would be reasonable to compensate for shrink and R&D while providing a decent profit. I wouldn't mind paying the offer price if it cam with a guarantee of fair treatment and pay for the poor people who have to manufacture these things.,but if you pay less that must mean it's inferior! +"Railway Crossing Fail - Richmond, B.C.",Another lost opportunity to cleanse the gene pool of the stupid gene. +"Developers like this I love supporting. So while I know I can get the themes/animations via playing, I will buy the bundle now and then, just to give them a bit of money. When you make a free ad-free game, which make the player *want* to give you money, you know you're doing an excellent job.",No you have to try and make them hopelessly addicted +LeBron's 2 rebounds away from a triple-double late in the 3rd quarter,So he's busting a Russell Westbrook? +You mean the media should have given credibility to a partisan witch hunt,Because that's what is was. +Beyond gutted at the sony skyrim thing. I know it's been discussed to death. But with launch just around the corner my disappointment is hitting new levels. If they'd of allowed full support I'd of bought this game in a heartbeat. But until they do I cant bring myself to go anywhere near it. Skyrim IS mods. Such a missed opportunity and an epic drop of the ball from sony. I can't get my head around it. Smh.,Yeah it's totally Sony's fault that Bethesda has yet again shat the bed when it comes to developing on Playstation. +I hope Mewtwo recovers from that,"Mewtwo, thanks" +"This is what I don't get about Grammar Nazis. English changes and adapts. That's the point of language. Why is this guy corrected when he says electrocute in the current understanding of the word, but if I said I have a gay friend people never say don't you mean HOMOSEXUAL friend? Gay means happy. There's no difference. Both words evolved to encompass different things, just like pretty much every other word. Words evolve and change and it's the beautiful thing about our language.","Yeah, now it means shockingly pretty as is obvious from the fusion of electro- with -cute." +"InfoWarrior might imply people with actual, valid information.","Right, like Infowars reports actuial, valid information!" +"FNAF 1,2,3,4 FOR FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!","why only 1,2,3,4 what if i wanted SL for free" +A poll tax and a literacy test? I think there are laws about that,I think you missed the unspoken +Someone catch me up. Who is the fatman,Chris Christie +IndyStar: Todd Young is best choice for Indiana U.S. Senate,"Hey, was Todd Young a former Marine?" +"You laugh at them and tell them that it's a physical impossibility... In order to get to his lung, it had to go through his mouth, throat, trachea, etc... If it was hot enough to burn a hole in his lung, it would have melted his mouth, throat, trachea, etc., before it could even get there... The guy's full of shit, essentially... Simple as that...",Yeah...but the liquid was red hot. +"Wolfenstein: The New Order runs really bad on AMD hardware. Have you got any solutions? I have two r9 290s, fx 8350 and 16gb ram, I can't find any configuration for the new order that makes it run even above 40fps average. It doesn't even look that good at all. I disabled crossfire because it clearly isn't supported, I tried forcing AA and AF through the radeon software, I tried even playing on the lowest settings and it still doesn't run at 60 fps smoothly. What's going on and how can I solve this?",Get NVIDIA hardware +Starkel.,He's ass my dude +"Game mode idea, melee only. With the crazy amount of melee weapons even with double weapon xp and a good setup for your class, its still a bitch to do. I don't even want to think about how long it will take to level all of them up. So how about a melee only mode? Melee weapons should be fun and leveling them up under the current guidelines isn't as much fun. Sure there are some crazy moments where its awesome, but thats more luck than anything else. I experienced the fun of this late one night when everyone just decided to start fighting hand to hand. No guns. It was a lot of fun. It was a cool rush too trying to track people down and stalk prey. I loved it. What do you say Treyarch? Can you put it in? Pretty please!",But then I wouldn't have any teammates on SND. +Ai becchini piace l'humor nero?,"Si, anche se non faccio distinzioni razziali sull'umor." +Makes me proud to be British.,You forgot the +You go girl!,You dropped this +Why do people often say Harmon instead of Harman? Is there some history to this that I am not aware of? This is my biggest pet peeve in Hifi forums.,Weird because ive always thought it was Harmon... mandela effect? +It is but that sample in the track is George Bush talking,I thought my comment screamed +Anyone want a sequel for Sunset Overdrive? I'm playing Sunset Overdrive and it become my favorite Xbox exclusive game. I think it is the best new IP of this generation and I will love a Sunset Overdrive 2. Do you guys think it is possible?,No I think you are the only person who holds that particular opinion +Inserting a tilde (~) after the period at the end of the sentence means sarcasm.,I think you are confusing ~ with +And I thought the my kid beats up your honor student bumper stickers were trashy. This is a whole new level.,Number plate checks out thou +Glass For Your Garbage Disposal?!,"Oh yeah, sharpens the blades up real nice." +First ban Illidan for the rest of the weekend after that slaughter,I only ban Illidan when I see someone pre-picking it on my team. +Because OP is an abusive asshole. And ok he feels sad about it now? Good. He should feel bad.,he also came here for rehabilitation and you are certainly not helping. +Ballad of Gay Tony was better than GTA IV.,But there wasn't even any bowling :( +Being gay was punishable by death in the 1984 universe.,"Oh, right, it makes perfect sense now" +"That's not their, that's Iranian.","Yeah, and the blue one is Qatari." +"Nah, that just makes it an inoffensively good movie with general appeal.","Yeah, those are SOOOOOOO easy to make..." +Donald Trump's Hollywood Walk of Fame star destroyed with a sledgehammer and an axe,That'll convince Trump supporters to change their mind +"Ah, but that's a problem clearly solved by regulation or licensure, with the added benefit that the industry at large will make my argument for me.","Governments across the world have frequently demonstrated they understand technology well enough to regulate and give licenses to others, I agree." +"Wow, that's insanely stupid. I guess that means that 80 or so years before we had a terrorist attack on American soil means that until 2001, the terrorists loved us.","We never had a terrorist attack before Obama, remember?" +Filthy Frank: Pimp My Wheelchair,"Just because I'm African American doesn't mean I grew up in the hood #Thank You Rolling Stone Magazine, MTV, and Hollywood Studios!" +Wagamama sick prediction triple kill,sick prediction 1 kill* +A sovereign country needs to have a policy that is able to change day to day based on the situation of the world. Spain has no incentive to aid russia.,"Yeah, fuck having a more stable middle-east, what a stupid idea." +Watch UFC 205: Extended Preview on YouTube,of course it gets taken down +So how long until we get Tuukka back?,Trade Tuukka Fire Clode Trade Krejci +"The only time I even identify myself as a New Yorker is when Im playing a US states mod for a grand strategy game, because then Vermont Delenda Est, but other wise no it usually defaults to Im from New York and move on to next thing.",So what's it like to live in the big Apple? +I keep seeing posts like this on Tumblr.,God and I wondered why I stopped using Tumblr two years ago.. It's just a black hole of terribleness and negativity +"Don't expect a filing before the last due date. There's no advantage, legally, to filing early. The timetables don't change, you just effectivly give your opponent more time to respond by filing early.",the advantage to them is that since they are so confident and feel thier good name and investigative abilities have been questioned without merit - they would by releasing the evidence asap clear there good name +Reminds me of a certain other Nissan...,X-trail's just aren't what they used to be. +"I don't even bother with the ladder. If I want to be killed by a bunch of flying shit that I can't attack, I'd just go to the Middle East.","Yea LH, Minions, Baby Dragon, amd Inferno Dragon is so easy to handle with the archers and cannon i havenin my deck.... kek" +"Yeah, the female humans have the best hair physics when it comes to casting. Which is really unfortunate that all the races don't get that treatment.",It's almost as if Blizzard puts more love into their human models than the other races...hmm... +How does this even happen? hooked roadhog floats back up out of the pit...,I believe he can use it as a grappling hook as well. +I misread the title and thought this was gonna be about tips on how to roll a die in your favor for instant advantage. No joke,The key is to be loose and tight at the same time. +Can confirm: since giving birth my vagina is like a wide open screaming mouth all of the time.,"Be sure not to fall pregnant again, that baby will just drop out!" +Why wouldn't that need a source?,Because everything is true on the internet! +Golf bank shot,"Got a source, haha" +"TIL when scientists first realized that American gay men and Africans in France were both suffering from the same disease (AIDS), French researchers sent over a sample to be tested. But a scientist with a grudge against the French institute switched out the sample, setting research back years.",I hope he got aids +Pakistan sets date for execution of mentally ill prisoner,The West only focuses on the negative in our country +Dangerous Trees - How can these be safely removed?,An insured tree care professional would be your best bet. +Donald Trump reveals his fear of humiliation and addiction to media attention in newly released tapes,So damning.... +Does anyone else really like Five Before I got into zombies I really like five because I didn't understand anything I just liked the map and I know some people hate it and wanted to know if anyone likes it,No you are the only person out of 51 thousand people who likes it +"Are the Obamas, the Clintons and the Bushes going to seek refuge in Countries that don't Extradite to the US if Trump Wins?",Like Ecuador? +"Hmmm, i feel like i just heard of somebody ramming their economy into the ground with rearmament policies.... But hey he's former KGB what's the worst that could happen?","If there's anyone we can trust to understand the endgame of fascism, it's a former KGB thug who spent his entire career being indoctrinated into believing that it's not fascist when he does it" +And why exactly were my taxdollars paying for this shit in the first place? We already have a cure for AIDS. #DON'T HAVE GAY/PREMARITAL SEX Why should my paycheck be funding your bullshit lifestyle choices?,"Yes, put that taxdollar into churches and ICBMs." +Did anyone else see this on Tumblr,They look quite uncomfortable hanging around Leah +I have an ex-girlfriend whose boss makes her PRINT OUT all of her emails. Been on vacation for a week? Print out a weeks worth of emails. Then she needs help finding the actual email on her PC so she can reply.,Why doesn't she just destroy them? +"I am am Aquarius. I have several friends and colleagues that are also Aquarius-born people. Not a single one of us are even remotely similar, and let alone similar to the stereotypical Aquarius.",That's such an Aquarius thing to say +"Seriously, are a few pistons banners really going to bother people that much? Besides that, nothing inside the arena will really be that different. On the concourse, you'll see pistons and wings memorabilia which isn't bad at all.","Yes, clearly those three Pistons championship banners will completely destroy the hockey atmosphere and it will be impossible to enjoy a Wings game at the LCA." +You people act like it's their job or something.,What do you mean by you people? +along with Trump....,"Which automatically means it's the wrong position to take, amirite?" +Your dps is zero laying dead on the floor,Floor tanks require zero heals. +All Festival of the Lost items are vanity items,"Shittttt I don't gotta play the game either, I could read a book or throw my money in the wind if I wanna find a more productive way to spend it, cause that's fun." +Theres more. There's always more. Just shhhh.,I don't believe it otherwise she would of shared! +So 'nuh uh!' then 'ur crazy!'. Great discourse there. Blocked; you've got nothing to contribute to anything ever.,Because blocking someone who dares to disagree with your views is clearly an example of someone being perfectly rational. +"It was an odd time for me as a youth. The 70's provided a LOT of men with solid income for manual labor in the steel mills and coal mines around here, but by the end of the 70's it was clear that gravy train was coming off the tracks, so many families like mine started heavily pushing their kids toward office work, because as far as good jobs where concerned, the world was coming to an end as we knew it. With that being the case, I understand why we were pushed that route, but you are correct. It is completely possible to live a comfortable life being blue collar, if you don't mind the work involved. Some days I wish I'd taken up a trade instead of going after an IT career, because frankly the stress and BS that comes with a corporate job isn't all that pleasant to me. Plus? The feeling of accomplishment that comes from building something physical is more gratifying than watching a project go live on a spreadsheet.","psht speak for yourself, I love the visceral satisfaction of pushing an update to prod" +"So, who are you voting for in the election...","This disgusts me... it's _whom_, you swine." +I'm in between jobs right now. You think I don't know that?,Buy getting a job is a breeze you should be embarrassed +peaceful lul,The Poles shot first. +LeSean McCoy not spotted at start of Bills' practice Thursday,If McCoy plays this weekend I'll buy everyone gold that replies to this comment +Funny how Duterte hates America for their massacres 100 years ago but no harsh words for Japan's atrocities 60 years ago.,Infidels +"This is why I just go for domination victory every game in Civ VI. They're all going to hate me anyway. Also, I like to crush my enemies, to see them driven before me and to hear the lamentation of their women.",Clearly the warmongers are worried about the warmonger penalty +They aren't is the proper string of words you want,When you get told off by someone who hasn't mastered the basics of grammar at age 30 xD +Well he has a son so he beat you by at least 1.,"Nah dude, you can't get a girl pregnant the first time." +Carlsen fanboys are strong in this poll.,Fucking CTR shills trying to rig the chess polls +Early voting in NC?? No ID required?????,"Well of course, because requiring ID proving citizenship to cast a vote in an election that determines the course of the country for the next 4 years would be *racist*!" +Wish they had a better food menu.,yeah like alameda +Did I cross-pollinate?,"Okay, not to be too snarky here, but did you sleep through both biology and sex education?" +"LG's new UltraFine 5K Display - $1,299.95, Ships December",It'd go great with the new Mac Pro! +"What they are doing is considered a hate crime by the federal government per the civil rights act of 1968 ...willingly injures, intimidates or interferes with another person, or attempts to do so, by force because of the other person's race, color, religion or national origin [1]because of the victim's attempt to engage in one of six types of federally protected activities, such as attending school... Of course this will be overlooked",It's not a hate crime or violating your rights if you're white +"My girlfriend recently painted my skateboard, I think it looks pretty swanky.",Time to practice boardslides! +"staying away from 4chan is just a good policy in general, tbh","Yeah, I've heard they're a nasty hacker." +"PlayStation players, would you buy Demon Souls on PS4",Yes +Look closer. They're talking about the tiny white dotted lines in the grass.,Sorry I forgot my +Depression & dementia are more closely linked than you would think.,Yes great news for depression. +"Just like Hillary Clinton is stupid and inept but smart and able enough to simultaneously secretly and obviously control the whole world. When Donald sends his deplorables, he isn't sending his best. He's sending gullibles, bigots, and idiots. And some, I assume, might have at least a 2nd grade understanding of politics.","Not to mention the plague, Parkinson's and brain degeneration she's dealing with!" +Seriously I know after winning 73 last year that people will overreact but this has been a bit extreme. We won 73 games last year not just because of our talent but because of our insane chemistry. We have 6 months to build chemistry until we hit the playoffs.,"yes, but we LOST 9, which is almost double digits ... wtf?" +when my quadruple divorcee coworker gives relationship advice...,"I'm sure it was the other person, every time.." +"Let's talk Peppers Now before I start I'm in agreement that Garret should be the pick at 1 assuming we get that pick (I realize this is the most likely scenario at this point). However, if we were to win enough to get to 2nd or later I think we should go with peppers. He and Garret are the two most athletic players in the draft and he could play S or nickel at a high level. I see people on here knock his deep coverage skills but he is not asked to cover deep very often and could easily be coached to develop this facet of his game. He has the speed to hang with almost anyone. Also, because of his size he can be matched up with a TE and take them out of the game. This is big for us because we are one of the worst teams in covering TEs. Because of his size speed and aggressiveness he can be a huge help against the run and also blitzing. He has shown great ability in blitzing and tackling in general. Finally, as a returner he is electric. If we draft him he is instantly the best secondary player we have and he is most athletic player on team with Pryor and coco. I know a lot of the OSU fans won't like this pick and people will continually knock peppers because of his subpar stats in coverage, but to say this is incredibly ignorant of what he does on the field.",I like jalapenos +"Here is Ralphie May answering all those questions you secretly wish a headliner would get real about. The technical stuff, why you should quit, how to do a stage or a joke. Love him or leave him, this is good advice.","This is good, it should be on the sidebar." +"This isn't just a redneck thing. I had one of my lawn mower tires go completely flat from a puncture. After I patched it, I did this exact thing to set the tire against the rim and make a seal. After that you inflate it.",Fuckin redneck +"In your eyes, which department is the easiest to work in? i envy the gaming associates, so easy and little traffic",Mobile! +"Thanks, I was thinking Anti-Feminism Australia seemed a little odd.",that is a lot of women in an anti feminism lecture +"They've set a tractor on fire and fired shots. They were never peaceful, this is just stripping off the mask.","I wonder if Reddit will send them dildos instead of snacks, too." +Pretty unique Halloweeen costume - Dead body on Mount Everest.,Black finger = racist. +Shots fired,What does the sign say? +"Actually, many young people have found it is cheaper to pay the tax.",Penalty +Do remember how much it costs? My funds are very limited due to having my first child on the way,You can get a number of certs for 125-200 dollars. +Survivor: Non-Fans vs. Least Favorites returnees Sherri Alecia J'Tia Baylor Figgy Dan DREW CHRISTY Scot Peter the first male boot of season 35,Baylor Wilson winner of Survivor Season 36 <333 R.obbed g.od Scot Pollard gets taken out by a cyclone before FTC +"This cannot be a coincidence! This was planned from the beginning by DV, JL and AC!!!!!",Ludicrous! +Is it a chicken or a crocodile??,Well i mean birds and crocodiles are the closest related of all reptile families sooooooo +"They're finally realizing their game is shit, just ignore them","Ah good, this will help lots" +"I wish some reporter would ask him this question: If she's so low energy, why is she beating you in the polls?","Because the polls are rigged, duh" +Even Rodgers does it.,It just goes to show that the only players who join GB are ones that couldn't get onto the Vikings that season. +What kind of smell should i psu make So 2 days ago my pc gave off a burning smell i tried checking saw a rubber i forgot to remove from the gpu i had the pc for a month now since i built it now im being paranoid about the psu being the problem is the psu suppose to give a faint smell? i smelled a very faint smell and i then turned off the pc and touched the psu the temp was fine even the gpu was hotter than it and the gpu was at 60c(i was playing) long story short is the psu suppose to give a faint kind of smell cause the smell the first time it appeared was pretty strong(sorry if my writing is all over the place),Should smell like maple bacon donuts. +"what's up with all this Your truth is not MY truth stuff? I've noticed that recently, if you disagree with somebody, it's become really popular to exclaim that your truth is not their truth. This is equal parts stupid and dangerous. You're entitled to your own opinions, but not your own facts. 1 + 1 still equals 2, regardless of how it makes you feel. Has anyone else run into this? I've encountered this remark a lot using the Street Epistemology app on UNCC campus.","Yes, in my truth punching you in the face doesn't hurt you.. you my friend, just need a little faith in the greater truth while I take a swing..." +"Project Veritas, Rigging the Election - Video IV: $20k Wire Transfer From Belize Returned",Boy they really are upping the ante with each new video ++ increase the fractal level with every xpac. (next would be 150) + they can introduce a second version of fractals that start again at level 1-20 (or 1-50 or whatever) and so split the new fractals from the old ones. (AR for these 1-20 fractals would always be 150AR and the difficulty and the singularities would be new/different.) please no new AR like mechanic. + masteries.,"dont forget to rebalance fractals again when they reintroduce 150, so that 150 is at the same level as the current lvl 100" +The Kevin Dunn thread from yesterday showcased the worst of this sub.,Dude fuck you we all *KNOW* that Kevin Dunn is the reason why RAW sucks! +What did you use to remove the support material?,"Just as everyone else said, a small pair of needle nose pliers and wire cutters." +"Or you'd just have to align your main thruster to change direction quickly. When most ships accelerate similarly in whatever direction they choose, it directly contradicts the physicalized model they claimed. While realism is affected, I agree that it's not realism we should be worried about. The deviation from the claim is what bugs me.",I know I want them mired down in unimportant game mechanics details instead of working on gameplay details first. +"Me too. There's an art to pulling the trigger at exactly the right time (and I usually seem to miss it). Hey, am I the only one who finds this kind of thing exciting? I don't even need this stuff... ;)","Yeah it's really exciting when you miss on the whole fucking re-stock, so much fun." +"Car crashes into barrier, ends up on Blue Line tracks",I'm sure no alcohol was involved. +"What's the best/your favorite recolor skin? I haven't seen them all, but I think Anhur's is amazing-gives him a whole new and, in my opinion improved, look. Meanwhile, there's Bacchus, with a sash change...",Cascade (He Bo) +Dada777 was pretty bad tho,But is he as good as DADA5000 ? +Young man gets surprised with a puppy for his birthday. Puppy licks his face. Young man hugs puppy and they both smile and it's adorable. [x-post from r/aww],"Hey this doesn't sound so bad, guess i'll give it a go!" +"That was the promise in MA with the turnpike, and you can already guess the tolls are still here.",Color me shocked. +IT'S MINE.,Do you live on a Qubert board? +And they'll shout **RIGGED!!** and **SUPPRESSION!!** from the rooftops because *they* can't be fucked to follow the rules.,Rules are for brown people. +"Different accounts is fine. As for Apple ID, they could care less. It's not as if you account is bound to it.",So they do care a bit? +*pops bubble*,Don't pop my bubble go pop your own damn bubble. +Phantom Foul Call of the Year by NBA referee Lauren Holtkamp,Dame is sexist as hell +As an actual Black girl...I instantly assume that anyone who visits that thread is a 14-to-24-year-old White guy that likes to complain about SJWs when he gets told that saying the n-word three times in a row is not a joke.,As someone that identifies themselves as black when the need calls for it. +My rebuttal is that moral statements are meaningless!,filthy non-cognitivist! +"I'm completely at a loss with the Oregonian's phone system. I've dumped hours into trying to get a rep on the phone. What can I do? I've been trying to cancel my subscription for probably 10 days now, most aggressively today. Their phone system will not allow me to hang out on hold. I'd sit on hold hours if it was possible to get through, but it forces me to use their call back system. I've repeatedly called today to keep getting in line for call back, each giving me a wait time of somewhere between 4-8 minutes. Hours later and not a peep. I've also tried activating my subscription online but it won't accept any of my information. Is this normal? What can I do to talk to a real person? I feel like they're holding me and my money hostage at this point. If a payment hits my card, I will initiate a charge back but I'd rather they just pick up their phone even one goddamn motherfucking time.","Wow, you still subscribe to a physical paper?" +You haven't done that?,White privilege doesn't extend that far man.... +How do I convince my gf to go see this? The trailer will really turn her off it. How best to describe it?,I heard telling someone that they'll do something if they love you usually works out in the end. +"Tip for free wins from mid diamond-below players Ban kennon because your mid/adc doesn't know how to position in any elo below mid diamond. It's quite sad but the truth. Kennon not that good but his ult will win games late. Your adc will just say its kennon, can't do anything against that I lol everytime.","I have a question, who the fuck is Kennen?" +A time and money saving tip for anyone who believes in humane slaughter,Can I upvote more than once? +"Yeah, the first story linked in the related was published last week was the police wanting legitimate complaints. Now they've went out and given a soapbox to stupid complaints. If the crackdown comes, I'll personally hold Stu Mills and CBC Ottawa accountable for riling up the masses.",Stu Mills is also responsible for the high number of vegan cord cutters who bike to work in February. +"I think so. I'm honestly surprised they're retiring this before 44, though.","Pronger's still an active player, though!" +Telling your dad isn't a mistake. We need the support of the people around us and it's perfectly reasonable to expect to get that from your father. The only thing about that situation I can advise is to not take on those expectations. Work within **your** expectations. Don't worry today about wanting to lose 100 pounds or getting ripped. Let's lose 10 pounds and go to the Y twice a week. That's goal 1. When you smash those 10 pounds move on to the next... And throw another day into that Y routine. You're doing this for you and your health no one else... Not even the GF. The expectations of others and even ourselves can be overwhelming when we apply them to such long term goals and expect immediate results. Try focusing on what's just out of reach and attainable in the next few weeks instead. Dude if I had told 380 pound me that I wanted to be down to 185 and running half marathons in the top 10% I'd have told myself to fuck off and quit. One step... One day... One goal at a time bro and you can accomplish more than you dream.,"Thanks bro, I'm trying to take it one week at a time, another thing I'm switching up from last week is I'm only weighting myself on Friday mornings so I don't get hung up on the daily scale." +"My mom has been a teacher for over thirty years, I grew up hanging out at the school before and after hours, a huge number of my friends are educators and my wife is a professor. We can waggle our dicks at each other all you want over our supposed first-hand knowledge of this situation, but that's kind of pointless on an anonymous Internet forum, eh? I don't really care what the teachers in your life do, but in my personal experience, most teachers arrive at school an hour or two early, stay three or four hours late, work on weekends and work over breaks. If your experience differs, address it to the OP, not me.","I still call bullshit...public school teachers arrive two hours earlier and stay four hours late... Yeah man, I'm sure that parking lot is full at 5am and still full at 7:30pm" +SJWs Defined,just re-open Auschwitz already +"Awwww yeah, some night time beaver creek. All the Lieus not talking to each other just in case it's an SPC, and desperately trying not to have to go through Beaver creek to get to the next box. I swear to god I started on the last box before the turn towards Lunga reservoir. Hope Will does better on Saturday night.",That's TBS not OCS man +"I voted for Bernie in the primaries. I donated money to his campaign. I went out and campaigned for him. And I'm so upset at the Bernie supporters on Reddit who hear the word e-mails and immediately turn into fuck Hillary, it should've been Bernie. I liked Bernie. But I've also grown to like Hillary and seeing people who identify as liberal so quick and joyful to throw her under the bus makes me feel sad. I don't know... just needed to vent for a second.","Hey now, no need in rehashing the primaries!" +Actually by Uber drivers. Also why should Uber act as a Cab company but not have to follow the regulation that cab companies have to for their employees?,Because they have an app +That cop just wanted to safely go home to his family that evening. He could've broken a fingernail dialing 911.,"Well, it is the most important part of being cowardly." +This. Jammers or briefs are really important because board shorts cause swimmers to drop their hips.,or get extra strength training bc it's just a huge dragsuit +"no shit, people are clamoring for Booker right now after his past few showings AND CJA going down.","Oops, forgot the" +oh no,Now this is some high-quality editing work right here. +Barnes with 12 Harden with 0 What,Barnes is obviously better +Someone Was Actually Arrested For In-Person Voter Fraud. She's A Trump Supporter.,"we should just cancel the election and give it to The Hilary, right?" +He's also trying to grab his face . . . with his stumps.,"Oh, well it doesn't sound that bad" +"Yes, as rich people are the only ones with enough money to bother with this. The list is like a who's who of rich and powerful across the western world","Yes, because Emma Watson is a who's who of rich and powerful people." +"TIL George Wallace, the famed segregationist governor of Alabama, got his wife elected to subvert term limits. To do so, he hid her cancer diagnosis from her, lest treatment adversely affect her campaign. The only female Governor of Alabama died less than two hundred days into her term.",What a great guy +Previous rule #1 of advertising: don't make your ads look like genitalia. New rule #1 of advertising: don't make your ads look like swasticas.,"Rule 1A: If you have to show gentitalia somehow, definitely make them look like swastikas!" +"Umbrella Corp, Evil Corp, Illuminati Inc., Freemasons, Kraft Foods, you get the picture.",All we need now is fsociety +A picture of 9/11 with the British Royal Family photo-shopped over the top.,"Hmm, I wonder why'd you get a ban over that..." +"NC TK tactics are so advanced, they can make enemies TK each other.",Man what a giant slow un maneuvering brick the reaver is. +Just like your comment,Just like this game +i think they might be autistic,Nah they can't be because they weren't vaccinated +So what? You get to keep $24. That's almost 1% of what you earn. Talk about male privilege. This sub gets more and more ridiculous. Unsubbing now.,"Ah, but it is the upper 1% that is dominated by the patriarchy" +3-5-2?,"Yeah but I reckon Kola can drop back when needed, so not really a proper 3 man defense, especially if Geis is down there too" +do something to determine who is going to win Hillary 2016,practical progressive +"The Smoking Wreckage Wasn't Enough of a Deterrent I worked at a small, local bank a few years ago. This bank was perfectly square, and covered on 3 out of 4 sides by windows. Aside from the bathrooms, vault, and breakroom, you could see everything going on the moment you stepped through the door. One day, we had an older lady in our parking lot make the unfortunately common mistake of hitting the gas when she meant to hit the brake. This resulted in her car crashing through first set of automatic doors, the vestibule, and the second set of doors at our main entrace. She took out 1/2 of our lobby too, including crushing a large, glass separator and our interest rate board. About 5 minutes after the accident occured, when the EMS was beginning to arrive and before the fire department had assessed the structual integrity of the entryway in crawls a customer through the still-smoking wreckage of what had been our front door. This took some major effort on his part. It was quite the obstacle course of broken glass and twisted metal, not to mention the fact that he had to climb over a very damaged car (that was possibly on fire at the time) to get inside. At first, I thought he was a well-intentioned (though dumb) good samaritan who just wanted to help. So, imagine my surprise when he walked up and asked me if there was someone there who could answer some questions about opening a new business account. I tried to keep a calm disposition, even though my nerves had been destroyed by the loud crash and the realization that the driver had only missed the teller line by about three feet, and I told him that we were in the middle of an emergency situation and he would have to go to our other branch (3 miles up the street). Thankfully, he didn't complain, seeing as our manager was currently trying to help the fire department with clearing enough debris to get the driver clear of her car. I did, however, have to show him our backdoor - when he geared up to try and climb over the wreckage again.",He *really* needed that account. +You're right... This is outright plagiarism!,"Yea but it'll be fine, God doesn't care if people copy his work." +"Ryan Johansen What's up with Nashville all together, each time I see them play they look lost. On paper it seems like a team that can do a lot yet their first line is just not producing anything, Ryan is on first line/PP yet no goals and 9 shots in 7 games, while this is his last contract renewal year. His stats are overall not good for a first liner with the teamates he has, I don't understand whats happening with him",Confirmed PK is a cancer in the dressing room +There are over a dozen Spanish speaking countries that aren't Mexico.,So how many walls are we going to need to build? +"You have a point in that the bureaucracy is dumb, especially the case study. However, there's a huge misconception in the way CECA is designed. CECA is designed to protect employers. That's it. Students being a pain to employers doesn't help them attract new jobs to put on jobmine. If you want to keep getting the world's easiest application/interview process for awesome jobs, you have to play the jobmine game. If you don't like the game, don't play it, it's that simple. CECA can afford to not give a shit about students in order to give employers stability, because the co-op program has *enormous* demand.",For the record pretty much every employer dislikes CECA as well and deal with their red tape because the UW students are such a good pool of potential candidates. +Or give them sugarless gumi bears,What kind of sick monster are you? +"John is a shithead. Sorry wait, the network is a shithead and he is a puppet. Regardless, it's all bullshit in Media. Don't listen to them.",So I guess nonconformist 1 & 2 were taken? +(she says to a room of white people and a single black person),"Joe, Iris and wallyare all black Idiot." +Man I am so past the pre work out stage.. I am at the it would be cheaper to make my own tren stage.,"Bro you gotta take 2 scoops of MrHyde, mix it with 6grams of beta alanine & chase it with the biggest monster zero you can find." +"If you rearrange your username, you get g kabbab, Kabbabs are amazing.",The lot and medium sauce o baby +"The Catholic Church has donated $850,000 in a last minute effort to defeat marijuana legalization in Massachusetts. If the Catholic Church wants to use their tithing funds for political purposes, they shouldn't have tax exempt status.","Well, if the Mormon church gets to circumvent finance laws and support prop 8 in California to deny equal rights to the lgbt community, it only seems fair that Catholics get to fund a campaign to defeat marijuana legalization." +Overall rating is now Mixed,Please do not purchase this game unless you want to actively support its development What development? +"Why not? I mean, they get a card from Azure Drake no matter what.",Obviously this card should give you three spare parts when it attacks. +I always change the angle when I thought the enemy had seen me.,Rotates head slightly +"Yeah, sounds like you deserved to be banned.",You dropped this: +do you hate chinks?,I hate everyone equally +"Couldn't find anything. They are registered with the UN, they are open to anyone and everyone unlike every other cult. There are lots of free thinkers and Noble Prize winners who are a part of it. And all the people stories I'm reading are positive. I really don't see what you're on about.",Maybe you should dig a ***LITTLE*** deeper +"Old white guy here. I've stayed married to the same woman for over 30 years, raised 3 kids to become productive adults, and have a job.","OP said Stereotype, not Fantasy." +Ok. I don't think anything I said is controversial though.,Well it's not as if degrees of whiteness has ever caused trouble in the past ... +*oh look at me. I'm a productive member of society. Prove you actually care about punctually.*. Whatever,Repeat the successive people +I think that DP is more futureproof anyways - and after a quick google-fu it seems like it's 0.15$ per HDMI port.,Gotta make them profit margins. +I've been playing almost 2 years and arena class balance has always been a complete joke.,Fireball and Firelands Portal are commons and this is okay +Proof?,What does that word mean? +Good luck with those lawsuits against Chinese manufacturers. The answer to security is to secure your boundary. Assuming stuff behind it is secure is a fools errand.,That's racist. +"Jeez, and I thought the original was pretty big.",You missed +"I wonder how much the dems paid her to cheat. God knows they would do anything to get a scandal on Trump. The beauty of it is that on November 8th, 80 million Americans are going to elect the only true American in this presidential race. May God bless everyone reading this with the truth to see the real battle. Stand strong fellow Americans",You forgot the +"Actually, most people in Pakistan are of the view that India is attacking the line of control to distract the army from the upcoming impeachment proceedings against Nawaz Sharif, the massively corrupt, pro-Indian, anti-army prime minister.",Who had zardari arrested for being corrupt... My country never ceases to amaze me. +I believe that there is something on wieners computer linking the clintons to pedo activity and/or sex slaves/trafficking. FBIanon stated this multiple times especially when they visited the saudis,Source on this Anon? +This beautiful castle will be torn off by the end of the year by the Belgian government. Is there anything we can do?,We can put refugees in it? +Such a nasty woman.,You're so sexist for saying that +No Hardcore or European Championship wins? Career invalidated.,"also no WWECW reigns, even Ezekiel Jackson had one!" +I had Madgastronomer personally tell me to 'fuck off and die' in a public post on her blog when I asked her about this a few years back. Fun times. (I wasn't even trolling her - this was at a point in my life where I was on the fringe of social justice tumblr and I was curious to hear her thoughts as a prominent 'justice' blogger.),"She's such a kind, gentle soul." +None of those players is going to have 21+ multi-goal games by the end of the season.,Well clearly you don't know anything about hockey then. +lick my nuts Hopkins,"Don't worry, his schedule gets so much easier" +"PRAISE UP TO OUR SAVIOR DEREK CARR! Seriously, congrats on his new franchise record. I think it's safe to say that we're all a little gay for Derek Carr (no homo).","Sir, that's a sin." +So does FIA quietly pretend DotD doesn't exist again this time?,"you realise that Vettel won DotD, right?" +Straight offa Dray's Snapchat...,chemistry issues. +Just... just don't be this guy. I have no clever title.,"Oh yeah, all the 1k players already can do this, they don't want to lower their self esteem like Rafis" +"Wow, that's some powerful aim assist.",yeah and even better its not coming to steam its a windows store exclusive +"So, I got my first unusual today, and it was a double drop!","Obviously fake, November isn't even capitalized!" +Max Verstappen has received 1 penalty point in addition to his 5 second time penalty.,So... OK... Sure... Why not? +"No its not. It's made up from many chemicals, but mayonnaise is not *a* chemical.","I mean, there are 118 elements, so statistically, it could probably might be." +Haha gonna enjoy downvoting every Packers flair that shows up in the thread tomorrow. Reap what you sow,"No, no, no, it's only Vikings fans that are assholes." +"So you're saying, people will just believe anything?","Anything on the Internet, yes." +"All I am going to say, is that frats would get kicked off campus for even suggesting shit like that. Y'all get away with it because you dont have an IFC to govern your asses.",All i'm going to say fuck off everyone in this thread just wants to know what is actually happening +Summary of Hamilton's Race,"Yeah, because he ran over the grass." +"If you travel with your MacBook in a leather case as I do, the cloth is a mandatory thing to put on top of the keyboard to prevent the screen to get dirty (from the dust and grease at the keyboard keys)",You forgot to add +Anyone else annoyed by ace clips in this sub that dont show all 5 kills? ace by xxx and the clip shows only the 2 last kills... ace by zzz and the clip shows only 3 kills... come on. i know that the clips are limited in length but jesus christ can you not call the clip ace if it doesnt show all 5 kills? or at least take the effort in making a youtube vid with all 5 instead of farming karma with a misleading clickbait title?,blame twitch for not having a custom full round clipping feature +First year of the Pac-12 Utah and UW were middle of the pack and you and WSU were at the bottom with Arizona and OSU.,Oregon State wasnt at the bottom in 2012. +"Lightning were clearly the better team tonight, just a few bounces went the rangers way and suddenly it was 6-0. The refs really screwed us too with all those things that they did and stuff. Good game bolts","This was a joke guys, didn't think I needed the" +"You can basically always upgrade anything if you choose the right motherboard. Not speaking about AM3 socket, but 1151.",What motherboards would you recommend? +Just because you want it to be real doesn't mean there is a chance it is when every single sign is flashing bright red **THIS IS A SCAM**,Im sure shoegal102772 is totally into pc component resales +Wes Matthews hits the triple to tie the game,This is why the mavs suck you got seth curry over there on the bench if anyone should be taking the shot it sould be him +"I think most players don't wuite make a million. Apparently the minimum is 500k, and I'll bet many make that. If they paid them $100 per day of away games, that's still like $6000-$10,000 per player per year (baseball does a lot of games). Not a tiny expense when you add up tbe whole team of maybe 30. Almost the cost of another player. Also $100 is enough for a pretty damn fine meal.","If each player uses their $100 a day, it comes out to about $250,000 for each team, that doesn't count coaches but it does take into account the expanded rosters (going from 25 to as many as 40 players for the last month) Really not a terribly high number for a team feeding road games." +PSA for the winter. Learn how to drive with a little bit of snow on the ground for fucks sake. Going 15 in the passing lane is unacceptable unless it's a damn blizzard! Every year people in this state forget how to drive when it snows and my commute becomes excruciatingly long as a result.,"Great, informative PSA!" +honestly i find it hilarious that they thought power isnt doing well LETS NERF CONDI!!!! just fucking stupid.,Hey but they improved axe and made it viable finally! +Secret government papers show taxpayers will pick up costs of Hinkley nuclear waste storage,Shocker! +"Neville Ray said 256QAM would be live on *every single cell site in the entire T-Mobile network* by the end of October. It is now October 31st, aka the last day of October. Does anybody know if (based off of past network upgrades), we should be expecting an announcement or something from Neville Ray anytime soon? Or is this something that wouldn't warrant a press release?",He didn't specify the year. +i dont see why meth has such a bad rep. alcohol is way worse than meth,You dropped your +"I wouldn't particularly say so, lava Hound by itself does so little damage, it still won't be able to take out the Inferno. Normally when I fight hounds I just use Inferno and minion horde on their backup then the minions kill the pups and I send a miner to their tower for a counter push",Hey 90 HP that's two less shots that the lava hound needs +weapons are unique to the gems personality.,Does that imply Amethyst is into BDSM? +No one has seen Kim Jon Un's wife for seven months,OMG what if he killed her +"Mobile Armory App needs an overhaul, and now is the perfect time. I don't care about MoP Challenge Modes or WoD Bonus Events. Gimme patch notes, artifact trees, non-clunky AH, mobile dungeon journal, etc. Last update was 7/28/14","But hey, at least they added the parallax effect to the loading screen for iPhones!" +A million Ohio voters didn't get absentee ballot mailing,"Well, the republican nominee said that if he loses, then the system is rigged against conservatives like him, so then I guess this just shows that both sides are exactly the same." +"I would certainly be happy to not have to worry about how we're going to buy groceries or pay rent. I would definitely be happy to not worry about getting sick or hurt and not be able to work or pay my Dr bills. I am a college graduate working as an office supervisor, and I cannot afford anything but the absolute bare essentials. Living on the edge is not a happy way to live. Thank God there's studies to confirm I'm extremely unhappy because I'm broke.","This is the right perspective, money doesn't buy happiness, being poor just sucks." +"1,396,817","1,396,818" +"1,398,922","1,398,923" +"Try Nunu, he's almost the same!",More like try Nunu - you won't have fun but nobody else will too +Guys got those forearms for days^s^s^s^s^s^s,I'd let him hammer me. +"Lol,I had to pause green day for this and was very annoyed.Regardless,it was a very good effort!keep it up!",You didn't *have* to. +they mentioned the glenn issue a little bit but didn't delve deep into it,Rob talked about it for about an hour plus on his Patroncast Saturday. +Democratic insiders: Clinton's ground game will sink Trump,R insiders are as delusional as they've been all year. +Life After Iconic Photo: Today's Parallels Of American Flag's Role In Racial Protest,"Sure keep the dialog focused on racism, good job NPR." +I do... but I suppose I'm educated so I don't count,"This has been a puzzle to me, the working class men who hate Hillary, however I did notice one common thread, they listen to Rush and watch Fox News." +"Snipers vs Noobtubes remastered this game sucks, add thrusters or it will die",you forgot the +Jurassic World 2 will have a budget of 260 million dollars.,Maybe they can spend 10 dollars on writing characters that didn't grate on every last nerve. +STOP. My penis can only get so erect!,That would be way too exciting. +"[He didn't had to, he just suggested it.](#spoiler)",[But he did Anyway](#spoiler) +Hogs back at #25 on CFP,Weve never been ranked in the CFP poll btw. +So you are assuming men watching E! are gay?,Straight men probably watch it too but the amount is so low compared to women and gay men that it isn't worth mentioning nor advertising to. +"RHOA S09E05 - Shade Grenade - Live Episode Discussion *Reeling from the news that her son, Kairo has run into trouble with the law, Sheree leans on Bob for support. Kenya and Matt's relationship continues to spiral downward and at his surprise party, Kenya shocks guests with news about the guest of honor. While Cynthia and Noelle begin to look for a new home, Mama Joyce surprises Kandi and Todd with a special evening. On her way to visit Apollo in prison, Phaedra receives a disturbing phone call that turns her world upside down.*",Mama Joyce planning romance is creepy +**E**,A +Proof? He literally won by s majority popular vote and won in the electorate. Look at the map and see that America is painted red. The majority of us certainly wanted this.,Not my state. +Why would she enlist if she refuses to touch a weapon?,Isn't there a movie about just that coming up? +"Try pineapple, both addicting as fuck and super healthy",Canker sores +over/under 140 3PM for Hill this season?,The guy who made 24 threes last year? +Little green thong,"Little thong, biiig nipples :D" +Why do you hurt people?,Establish dominance. +Silvers are so stupid,change flair: boom out of silver +"Nooo you misunderstood. Should i have a 1 reddit post about the accessories, 1 post about the tee, 1 post about the hoodies, ect ect. Or 1 huge post of everyhing (would all be neatly catagorised",huge post ez +"Finally did it, my first contribution. Not a big fan of yeezy's but not saying I didn't try.",Those are visvm? +Is a Shimano Claris good enough for commuting 140-160 km a week? Title basically says it all. Don't have much of a budget. Right now the best I have is a very upright bike with a 3 speed Shimano hub.,Yes +Whatever you want to tell.,I can if you will do the same. +"That this is all a simulation or something. Like either way imma live the shit out of this life, but I'm pretty sure im gonna die then just wake up.","how'd it go in Rick and Morty, the roy simulator?" +Is Watchdogs 2 worth buying?,It is an okay game and it has some good looking graphics but don't waste money on the season pass. +Donna Brazile dropped as CNN commentator over Wikileaks revelations,I thought these emails were all fake? +What if this Greninja becomes the new cosplay pikachu?,In what way? +its more like a bag,NEBBY! +The pictures that question minister's claim he didn't know of Bob Day's role at trades school,Federal ICAC? +"I'm not trying to brigade. I see that the USA is 93% pro-Trump in the poll. It's a potentially interesting poll, and I'd like it to get in front of a greater variety of people. Jeez.","Well, it's so out of whack with anything scientific, that it certainly suggests an organized effort on the Trumpkins behalf." +Conway: I Told Trump His Off-Script Rants Make Him Sound Like He Expects A Loss,She publicly undercuts him more than any campaign manager I've ever seen. +Every time that happens we make the Super Bowl so go right ahead and make your own bed.,It didn't happen after Spygate. +Seitz save vs. Seattle,How? +It is a major energy source that is rapidly losing its relevance. In a few decades it wont even be used for energy except by small countries. It still might be vital for bags to put sandwiches in.,I doubt we will be able to leave oil anytime soon when it comes to the largest polluters; ships and planes. +"Literally anyone who didn't vote for her, or at least that's what you'll hear",added 19. +It's gonna keep creeping right until the collapse balances the scales. With blood on both sides. I hate this.,"And yet it has that pallor of inevitability which pushes us ever forward, if begrudgingly." +Might be on mobile? I always am,I'm on mobile and the sticky is there. +"Redditor describes the Klein Bottle as the shape that if you follow any single line, you eventually end up in the same place.","Ah, I see, they're the same as spheres!" +Trump announces executive actions for Day One,Trump issues executive order to turn back time 60 years. +This is mind blowing,This is the Brownsiest stat. +"Sanders: If Trump has the 'guts' to take on corporate America, he's got an ally",I appreciate that Bernie Sanders is willing to extend a hand across the Nigh Unpassable Chasm (it's hardly an aisle). +You're joking right? This is football. A violent contact sport. Not a desk job. These guys have been told to not take shit from anyone since they started playing in middle school and now they get paid millions to play. None of them should have the composure and level headedness to use words instead of their physical dominance that they've used to solve most of their problems with. Kind of losses steam at the end but I think the beginning works pretty well.,They're much stronger than you're giving them credit for +I'd be piiiiiiiissed if I was the other guy,I've been on the receiving end of this it only happens like one time out of a bunch of games even though it's annoying just treat it like another Jumpshot +Jeremy Clarkson is not a sexist.,He is racist though. +Fmr. Miss Utah accuses Trump of inappropriate behavior,~~Trump gets Utah~~ +Marc Gasol is a bad rebounder as reddit says but he's not a bad lob catcher,"6 assist, 2 rebounds Just Marc Gasol things." +"Are there any mods that allow me to gain land without settling it? In one of my games, there's a massive desert next to me. The desert is just that - a desert. There's no resources or rivers or anything, it's just all desert. I have want to have control of the desert but the only way for me to do that would be to send out tons of settlers to establish basically throwaway cities with nothing around them just for the land. Buying won't work because you can only buy so much around your cities, so the same issue stands. So are there any mods that would enable me to claim land without having to settle it?",Why would you want the control of it then? +"Excuse the goofy ass face but I'm way to excited that my Goat jersey came in a day early!! Now officially apart of the Pats Nation. Got Pats, fuck the Jets, especially today.",What kind of savage doesn't have a lid on their trash can? +Trump gets shock boost from early voting in Florida and North Carolina as Clinton underperforms Obama 2012 and Trump does better than Romney,Are we to trust the Brits know more about these things? +"TRUMP SUPPORTER COSTUME PACK: * MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN HAT & T-SHIRT (or Make Donald Drumpf Again hat) * Big Mac * a gun * red white and blue shorts/pants * a Southern accent (No, I'm not a Trump supporter.)","Either one of two really sad things has happened: * Trump's being completely supported by, like, 10 states, which is horrendously unbalanced since he's come this far, or * Southern accents have spread" +I am not sure if you are interested in going to the marketplace next session of the day though and I will be on the,I am not sure if you are interested in going to the marketplace next session of the day though and I will be on the project selected in the morning to you by the way to a pull up the good news is that the class is changed to the gate from the front of the door to the door to door for the door to door for the door to door for the door to door for the door to door for the door to door for the door to door for for for the rest of the day though and I will be on the project selected in the morning to you by the way to a pull up the good news is that the class is changed to the gate from the front of the door to the door to door for the door to door for the door to door for the door to door for the door to door for the door to door for the door to door for the door to door for the door to door for the door to door for the door to door for the door to door for the door to door for the door to door for the door to door for the door to door for the door to door for the door to door for the door to door for the door to door for the door to door for the door to door for the door to door for the door to door for the door to door for the door to door for the door to door for the door to door for the door to door for the door to door for the door +"Was never arguing if they're the best, just trying to defend an underrated character.",It was a joke comment because i see you were arguing not very jokingly :( +"or better yet, one where you have to get guys to jizz on your face as quickly as possible","Same mechanics, obviously." +Is the Chiefs secondary really this bad?,We have 2 rookies and Gaines at CB today against Mike Evans. +"Sounds like a good idea to these dudes, until they girl throw it back for some 6'3 nigga.",Are guys really that afraid of tall dudes? +Who makes a good sweater? It's starting to feel like fall in Florida,LL Bae +Make the Public Health Insurance Option Central to the 2016 Campaign,Sounds great. +"For 20 balloon dogs instead , u know you want them ....","OP, Call this persons bluff." +I always like a good sale :D,We've known for a few weeks now. +"well, nsfw means not safe for work do you think your job allows you looking at pictures of hanged people. do you really think any job allows that.",nsfw is like only gore and sexual things hanging is not either of those +"I always thought it was the two owners. Henry was inside Fredbear, so a shadow is casted in FNAF 2, and likewise for Spring-Bonnie, as Afton preferred to use him.",It's possible Afton wore a yellow bear suit in the fnaf 2 incident +You got to MS&T?,Alum in the house +"I think this interview finally showed the reality of the campaign, and many who have been stuck with the same 3 sources that are upvoted on reddit just simply want to shut their eyes to it. Now watch how they make this comment disappear. Thanks.",Your comment makes no sense at all. +"I remember that too, wondered for weeks when we were going to get that stuff in the actual game and was pissed when that video just faded into obscurity and nothing actually came from it.","Hey, maybe we'll get our cloth physics in 5 years with the next re-release." +I Badly Want This To Happen In Spider-Man: Homecoming! (0:25 -0:48),This was like half of the avengers plot +"Jesus christ, baked goods are crazy.",I am definitely really fucking bakedgender right now fam. +The jerkest of faces!,I know :( +Fun fact: this is Yesler Way and they used to run timber (logs) from the forest down to the waterfront by sliding them down the street. This is where the terms skid road and skid row originated.,"It's come a long way, hasn't it?" +Don't know why but my mind automatically jumped to those horrible pop song parodies where the lyrics have all been replaced with something worship-y.,"Every time two people with the same flair have a back-and-forth on this subreddit, I get disoriented by what appears to be someone talking to themself." +It looks like it has foam on top so I'm pretty sure that's a hot latte,"From the picture I'd guess it's a hot drink but foam alone doesn't mean anything, Greek Frappe is typically prepared as a cold drink and it's got a lot of foam." +The days I need to go are Saturdays,First train from Indian Creek departs at 6am. +"BMG sees this dang that is brutal, lets make lance recovery faster to prevent it","lance air moves are underpowered, literally unplayable" +"Only 2 teams left undefeated, OKC and Cleveland. They both play tonight. Predictions? Do you think this will be an easy win for Cleveland? Or after last night's loss to the Cubs, the curse of Cleveland will return and rain L's on Lebron and crew tonight. What about OKC? Will the heavily-favored Warriors come out to play tonight? Or do you think Westbrook will drop another 50+ triple double tonight.","underdogs are gonna lose both, but I would like nothing more than Westbrook to dunk or shoot a buzzer beater on KD for the win" +"TSR: Togepi - 5km egg, 50 candies to evolve",that sounds about right +"Well, we can't be having women run around with erections, now can we?",The scientific term is Lady-boner +How's the cheating/hacking situation on PC? Considering buying it for MP but I do hope the game has legit anti-cheat (obviously). Are cheaters rampant and obvious?,"Haven't seen any cheating, pubstomps occasionally but that's it" +Not everybody has a spawn point in their house,"Yes, cause Incense doesn't exist" +It's to make you really earn those two class items the package gives you.,If there was a way to at least dump materials that would be nice though don't you think? +Former NeverTrumper who was a Rubio supporter (until I saw him try to debate) then a Kasich supporter. Why has my ejaculatory volume increased nearly twofold since switching to Trump? Anyone else experience similar?,"Yes, but it's perfectly natural; and you don't need to see a doctor unless your electoral victory margins exceed 538 votes." +"Cat stepped on the number pad, $9.00. Sorry for the mistake!",I'm dyslexic and really meant to type $00.09 +"Be more critical before you come to conclusions. Anthony Weiner, Epstein, Bill Clinton. All elitists, all known associates. It's not a long stretch to think there may be something on Weiners computer that may link them. Whether an email or not.","It's a bit of a stretch man, also you're missing trump come on he's an elitist" +"My buddy Kevin chews with his mouth open. Well, calling him my buddy might be too strong a word. If I was pressed, gun to my head, I suppose I would have to describe our relationship as he sits at the desk next to me at work. He is Chinese, though, so there definitely are some cultural differences at play. In their culture it is considered almost polite to chew with their mouths open, smacking loudly with every bite and slurping down liquids with some of the most vulgar and unpalatable noises you can even make with your mouth. The knowledge that it was acceptable, or even encouraged, in Chinese culture didn't make it any better for me, as I had to sit next to him every day while he slurped and smacked and belched (yes, audibly and mightily while sitting at work) his way through lunch. Noise cancelling headphones only took me so far. Some noises, like slurping down a wonton soup or the screams of Vietnamese villagers, stay with you and haunt you through sleepless nights. I needed to do something about Kevin. One morning, a few quick turns of the old time bonger, or whatever the idiom is, away from lunchtime. He got up to microwave his lunch (fish, yes, that is a story and a smell for another day) and sexually harass the receptionist so I sprung into action. I raced into the kitchen and followed the smell of rancid reheating fish to the microwave he was using. I peeked back around the corner and saw that he was still gleefully flirting. I pulled his tupperware out of the microwave and sprinkled some powder of my own concoction into his nauseating mess. It fizzled and crackled violently, but dissolved entirely after a few seconds of stirring. Then I replaced the food into the microwave and raced back to my seat. About 5 minutes later, Kevin swaggered back to his desk, rancid fish corpse in hand and a raging erection in his slacks. I actually didn't check for the erection, I just assumed. He took one heaping bite, smacking his lips as if it was his first meal after returning home from months in a Vietnamese spider hole. For the first time during lunch in my grueling, disgusting sound filled career, I hesitated to put on my noise cancelling headphones. I wanted to see if it would work. His chewing and smacking slowed. He wasn't saying anything, so I turned to see the look on his face. There was only one way I could describe his expression: pure, unadulterated, terror. Then he exploded. A powerful shockwave knocked me out of my chair and flying into the wall. Chunks of Kevin plastered every available surface in the room. Someone behind me was screaming. Happily, I took the opportunity to put my noise cancelling headphones on. Guess I need to fine tune my recipe a little bit, but I'll just pencil this one down in the success column because if you really think about it my problem was solved in a quick, efficient, non-confrontational manner. And that is essential when dealing with office politics.",I almost expected this to end in tree fiddy... +"Suggestions for rainy day family photo locations? I'm super embarrassed that this lame topic is my first official Reddit post, but I thought you all might be able to help. I've had my family photo shoot canceled 3 times due to heavy rain and there seems to be no end in site. Anyone know of interesting places in Seattle with some covering (gazebo, picnic shelter, community space...). Hoping to do the shoot near a covering so we don't cancel again. I'm also open to public buildings that allow photography. Seattle main library? Appreciate the help.",Lincoln Park or Golden Gardens picnic shelters maybe? +The actions of a few does not make them all guily. Stop destroying an innocent movement,Innocent movement That just so happens to have actual consequences for innocent people. +"Seahawks defense sucks LOL, overrated peice of shit the Seahawks are",Not even close their defense certainly lives up to their hype +"I was told when I moved to Houston that Houston is the beginning of the west. I choose to believe it because, being a damn Yankee, admitting that I live in the deep south would be too painful.","I'm the opposite, in that I'm technically a Yankee but begrudgingly so, and am damn happy to be in the South rather than back in MA." +Portland police chief looks to hire more officers with new contract,"I see there are some productive members of society out responsibly voicing their opinions about how the hiring of officers to fulfill a bare minimum staffing number that is exceptionally below what it should be, could be detrimental to their community." +If you turn your computer upside down it's on the bottom.,Check and mate +Local Rapper refuses to get bullet removed from chest,He's just trying to become iron man. +Ex-Patriots produce half of what is expected at twice the price.,Is Cassel even still in the league? +Where'd you find this?,I understood this. +Team Fortress Spy,"Everyone back to the base, pardner!" +"Ave, true to Caesar.",Patrolling the Mojave makes you wish for a nuclear winter. +"Wonder what happens when someone tackles one, takes the stun gun, and uses it to start neutralizing the crew.","Most stun guns are single shot, so they wouldn't be able to deal with more than one person at a time." +Added a teal triangle to my cat skull poke. It is healing up nicely :),Is the triangle a poke? +Uncle Pleads Guilty In Fatal Beating Over Birthday Cake,I usually find these stories too confusing to be outraging. +LF2M NF no mic,superskeetman 398 warlock +What the hell is going on in r/politics?,Over taken by russian trolls ramping up their efforts for the last week +"When will we get the title for Episode VIII? We had the Force Awakens title this time two years ago, and they're done filming. I get if they're trying to keep the focus on Rogue One, but it's just a title. Do you think we'll get it by the end of the year?",About 1&1/2 or 2 months I'd say +"Initiative count 20 and lair actions: How do they work? I've seen that there are some creatures in the MM that can take lair actions (kraken, lich, beholder, etc.) The only problem is, it says they can only do it on initiative count 20. Does this mean they must roll a nat 20 initiative to do so? Can they only do it once a fight? I'm real new to what this all means. Ehat is initiative count 20, and how do lair actions work?",It means that you execute the action as if it was a creature that rolled a 20 on their initiative. +Curious what's #1?,Maine (remember Paul LePage's racist comments?) +Lmao Michelle Branch asked on Twitter if anyone wanted to join her band The Bad Hombres.,Now you gave me sad Buffy flashbacks :'( +"I'm calling it, within the next 2 weeks my gut tells me we'll have a jailbreak.","nope, sadly no jb." +Ruining our state? No I haven't heard that. The only complaints I've heard is that Californians drive like maniacs on the highway,"Many, many oregons and washingtons have said we making Seattle and portlsnd too overpopulated, rising prices and running traffic" +Elementalist Lux Switching Forms,It's cool that avatar is switching when she changes her forms... Can Sona get the same thing ? +"I doubt he has that much to throw around. He is not as rich as some other bigger stars, though he is a great man to me for his enviro work. Could be Bill Gates, for all we know.","Dudes been the star of movies since he was a teenager, bet he has lots of money to throw around." +"Yeah, there might be, but its lifespan is probably very short due to aforementioned fat ugly people.",What if they had a strict hotness test to keep the ugly people like me out? +"Try to make the worst theory possible If you didn't already know, someone at the steam community decided to do a make the worst theory post, so why not make one here. I also made a what's the worst theory you heard of post on reddit, so yeah.",Whisper is the crying child and he did the bite of 87 +"Instacart Fraud! I'm writing this for information purposes for those that are unaware...If you use Instacart for your grocery deliveries, they've changed the way they pay their shoppers. The full service shoppers/delivery drivers earn the majority of their money through tips. Apparently, Instacart is now charging an optional service fee instead of a tip option. This fee does not go to the full service worker like it implies. You can click on the service fee and change it to zero and then add a tip. It says additional tip but they aren't getting a tip to begin with. Just wanted to put this out there so we can compensate these hard workers properly. I don't work for the company, but I do know people who do and I just think we should all be aware they have lost a lot of money since the change went into effect this week.",We should all post this on nextdoor to inform the TV people too +Joe Goes To The Topless Parade,"You can have your boobs out, but please shave your armpits." +"Gotta unskew that! +9 to T_D, so 14.",I would've gone with -4 personally. +"I don't think that it's weird that people are irrationally scared of heights, it's just the sheer *number* of people that always post a variation of nope in the comments whenever anything they're scared of is posted. Spider? 100 comments saying nope, burn it down, nuke it, etc. Tall building? Same thing. It's just weird how almost everyone that comments seems to have a phobia. I get that people have them, and I understand that, but it gets annoying after a while",It's just an easy karma grab. +me irl,And so marked the death of the upvote in x seconds meme +"This isn't a free speech issue. It's a mob issue. They make it a point to shove things in other people's faces, whether the rest of the community wants it or not. It's the behavior that is difficult to tolerate, regardless of the message. No one wants r/circlejerk to fill the Front Page, so why this?",Who is they? +Unless you are a driving instructor. Or if you are in a car and the driver has just had a heart attack and you're careening towards a bus load of orphan schoolchildren.,"If they're just regular kids though, don't worry about it." +well the problem with that is what Putin did to Russia. First he took control of the media. fuck that.,"Yeah cause Hillary Clinton would never try to take over the media and force media outlets to publish, without a disclaimer, articles written by her campaign" +"On the run, a can of beans with a pull-tab is a healthy cheap source of calories. Just need a spoon if you want to be all fancy and not slurp directly from the can.","On a cold rainy day, a can of beans will warm you up!" +Someone crawling to the ropes for a hot-tag. Looks so fucking stupid every time.,***PTSD flashbacks to Natalya attempting to crawl*** +singed support with smite ghost^kappa,Flair checks out. +Luckily I helped 7 people out with the ee when the 1 charged shot for bows was still goin on.,Nice lol +Should I just leave it there?,You ask like you don't already know the answer.... +"Yes, because what this game needs are more apologists for inane bullshit like this.",This community is too huggy when it comes to shit like this dude was a dumbass plain and simple I don't know why people would defend him. +or that chicken,"I think all the chicken was staged in a way that what they ate didn't touch anything so I had no reaction to any of it, but that strawberry omg, that had me on the verge of throwing up." +"In a blind taste test, what percentage of people would prefer the taste of human, to beef.",I volunteer as a test subject +"I don't see why they just don't do a check like they did with Gen 2 and Gen 1, if a Pokemon or move that wasn't in the game before it just didn't let you into the union room.",the check wasn't perfect +"Did he just break some dude's arms and legs and leave him there? If so, that is awesome.","He did so he could save Bruce, then he called in Tiger and Spiral to pick him up" +I get lost looking at maps when the United Kingdom isn't in the centre. Cool map though,"No Victoria, UK is not the center of the universe... :p" +Male or Female?,Inter-sex. +*Cough* Suicide Squad *Cough*.,Only in this case they want the Penguin running the entire thing. +"1. They increase your score. That's what Endurance is all about. 2. Cards, which are gameplay and score modifiers that you can apply to your sessions. 3. You light a signal fire and get picked up. The session ends and you get bonus points for not being dead.",How long can these sessions usually last? +"I've hit the follower cap -- now what? I've got a little over six million followers and for quite some time I've not been levelling up (for want of a better term) by getting more. Will future expansion provide some benefit for gaining more, or have I pretty much exhausted everything now?","I'm currently on 8 million and I'm still leveling up, something has bugged out maybe?" +If you guys knew anything about what you're talking about and didn't rely on all your news from late night talk shows/fb trending you would realize Trump is the only legit option America has had for leadership in decades (since Buchanan). Smh you fags still believe he's a racist fearmongering bigot. Fuckin pearl clutchers. Btw your beloved mainstream media even went crazy over the fact that HRC operatives revealed that Obama and Clinton DID communicate through private email and that they had to clean it up Sounds pretty incriminating to me. But no I guess having a private in your bathroom of all places and deleting evidence after issued a subpoena from congress isn't suspicious at all. Fuckin pansy dumbasses. Manup and realize having an Alpha male for president isn't such a bad thing. In fact it's exactly what you pansies need,I cant tell if you're trolling +Sombra Artwork on Blizzard's Tumblr,That's not the official Tumblr... +ZSC Lion - Matthews I pulled a ZSC lions Auston Matthews last night in a silver pack - couldn't find it on the market and was wondering how much I should sell him for? Does anyone have interest in him?,I tjink when i pulled him i sold him for 25 k no problem +"But than she loses them and all the other girls are stuck with ugly looking thongs! :( Seriously, why do female Cavalier and Knight class units need their asses exposed? It looks dumb and Fighter/Dark Mage outfits along with the swimsuits/underwear do fanservice better anyway.",Cuz mobility and speed +Which is still enough time for him to recover. And be decent.,\*snort\* +How can you tell a true friend from a fake one?,You cry when you kill them +I voted against Duterte,You son of a whore. +What T.V. show has the best intro music?,"Orange is the New Black, personally I dislike the show but Regina Spector did a great job on 'you've got time'." +This was my master plan.,You just wanted an endless thread +"Congratulations, man! You deserve it!",Thank you! +I would assume so. But I don't think anyone knows yet. Isn't it a brand new move? I could have sworn I had an event Magikarp with Happy Hour.,There is a Meowth being distributed that knows it. +Which server?,"Not balmung, so no pets from you :D" +I feel like most Anglosphere nations don't really treat members of other Anglosphere nations as foreign to the same degree that they treat others.,Unless you don't look white. +"Out of curiosity, what program would do this?",Enroute has a function like this. +There needs to be a camera on Torts at all times.,The CRTC doesn't allow shows like that until after 9pm. +I'll pass. I think I'm all set for a while on weird/gross/terrible acts of humans. I'm still trying to cope with this shit show of an election.,But what if blowfly girl's blog is filled with heartwarming stories about her and her pet friends? +"Can confirm happening at my localities market in Mangalore. Completely enabled by PayTM. Each fellow has a PayTM and they have a common PoS card swiping machine for all of them. Paid Auto, Pani Puri and Vegetables yesterday using PayTM. It seems PayTM transfers their wallet money to their bank a/c for flat 1% charge.",Good days for PayTM. +This isn't walrus' alt.,mullins always keeps accusing me of being walrus. +"YOU FORGOT HOBNOBS, JAFFA CAKES AND WALLS BUILT BY MEXICANS","AH THE HOBNOB, THE MARINE OF THE BISCUIT WORLD" +Pathetic when you need the fucking FBI to help you win an election,Pathetic that the FBI is investigating you at all. +Aero Chord - Saiko VIP (Monstercat Layout),"Finally, now that it's on the monstercat layout it's actually listenable!" +"You catch a guy in public with an erection but they are clearly trying to hide/adjust it , how do you react ?",point and laugh. +What obscure thing do you know?,The weird thing at the end of a shoelace is called an Aglet +"My bud has the exact same one, and there aren't any flattened parts. My first thought was never being able to set it down on a table lmao.",That makes it from a must have to a kinda nice for on the shelf maybe idk why buy this? +Ironman has muscles big enough that they bulge out of his suit?,Maybe not but if you made a badass suit of armour wouldn't you want it to make you look like you a muscular body? +Gnome in 10 years,"This is great for the mainstream, and its also great that they let people not connect to things when they dont want to" +He sounds like a mobster.,bingo ! +"I'm hearing the xiaomi China phones have a lot of spam apps that can't be deleted. I have never used a straight china xiaomi phone so can anyone clarify? It's quite hard to tell because each Chinese company's china-ness in phone is at different levels. For example, I have a china Huawei phone: I was able to delete all the trash china apps, install Google stuff, and now my phone runs and feels like a non-china phone. But my vivo and gionee phones from China, I couldn't add Google play services on them and the China spam apps keep sending me notifications and I can't get rid of them. I have no idea if xiaomi's China rom is the former or latter.","With Xiaomi being a premium brand like Huawei, I'd imagine it wouldn't be full of crap." +That and the vase both. That particular artist has been the center of a veritable shitstorm recently.,"The Saddleback Saga: 2.0 But in all seriousness, I'm glad we made it a soft rule to stop calling people out." +"They probably saw they were faced with doing it now and helping trump win, or doing it later and helping Congressional Repubs impeach Hillary later. One at least gives the appearance of doing their jobs, while the other gives the appearance of partisan obstruction.",Well put! +Im 16 lol but my club was made when I was 12,"And your reddit account was made 2 months ago and you still use a username like that, you must be very mature" +"Straight people of reddit, how do you feel when you are (appropriately, not creepily) hit on by a person of the same gender as you?",I'm flattered +Wheeze,M E T A +Mrs. Clinton: DON'T RIG THE PRIMARIES IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GIVE THE OPPOSITION FUEL TO CLAIM A RIGGED GENERAL ELECTION,How does one rig the primaries? +(Fluff) Super Spirit Bomb SSJ Goku card art origins,LR Goku 18 ki SA for those who wonder +"Ah, the good old cold-war era soviet approach to flight.",The mig-15 was really good though +"Lots of anti Trump opinion pieces make it to the front page of the site. Serious news organizations focus on hard news, not opinion",To be fair to them they admitted to stop being a news organization in the 90s and are opinion based reporting +Thanks. Took alot of work to get it that way. Still had alot to go. Im getting the estimate done in a few days and ill see if it is totalled like im thinking and if it will be worth it to buy it back to fix,Definitely buy it back. +Do I?...what would I have to pay you to take that offer?,What have you got? +"On this day 77 years ago, Hitler invaded Poland - The beginning of World War II","Who knows what could have happened had the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact not been signed, and if the Allies had listened to those who said the Wehrmacht would later roll through the Ardennes." +"Yeah I know, I actually wanted to post it as a response to the guy above, but my reddit app decided not to.",Fair enough +T_D's captains of industry make the savviest investment of all: betting their savings on a Trump victory!,*leans into mic* **THAT MAKES ME SMART** +I know two sisters who have Yavanna and Arwen as their middle names. I think it's very cool :),"That's so cool, like not over the top in your face first names, but a lovely nod to literature in the middle there." +Hi it's me your migrant.,French government: Want to go bowling? +Somehow did it through Otiluke boss and almost kill zot w/o special weapon. Sorry for bad English.,"Downvoted, not enough upgrades on boomerang." +"What do you think of Ironmen selling items to GE, cannot take gp from those items out of it, and can only use on bonds?",GBE: Grand Bond Exchanger +"Rent seekers, most investors are rent seekers.",Indeed they are and the situation is getting worse. +Do people care about how many points they get? It's not like extra points help you win a round.,No point reward = no incentive for players to do it. +lol my standards were fully skill up dover and taurus and maybe save up for malaka. Now its hopefully i can max skill dover,Mine went from maxing dover to hope i can max his s2 or s3 lol +lol pcmr banned me am i good enough for ayymd now,I don't like pcmr anyway +"Mumbai RTI activist, who targeted illegal constructions, shot dead",This is why our country lags behind. +I just found out the company I work for are closing 30 branches and cutting 600 jobs while watching This Morning sat at my desk.,"Hope that you're ok, looking at Reuters it seems that it maybe across a number of their businesses, rather than just TP." +i would relate to being called a hacker by the enemy team but i got cl_mute_enemy_team 1 on.,why did this get downvoted +You like it because it is easier for you to do well (because of a lower skill gap). Simple as that.,"Yeah, because radar isn't a crutch at all" +or a functioning ufo with an alien inside that attacks you,Or the fact that there is a wheel that can give you a gun +"What are you most excited about for the IW multiplayer beta? I know everyone who has pre-ordered the game can't wait to actually get to play the new beta for IW. But with this in mind, what are you guys most excited about in terms of this new game? I know that I'm going to be trying out as many guns as possible, but I'm definitely excited to see the new maps, as well as any changes to the movement system. Let me know your thoughts! :)",I'm excited because it means we're just 3 weeks away from MW:R +What was the best phase in your life?,Mid twenties. +I wish americans just adopted Celsius and the metric system.,Farenheight is better for ambient/outdoor temperatures. +Police officer talks man out of jumping to his death by talking about the upcoming Redskins vs. Cowboys game; the second time he's used this method to save a person from suicide.,"Sometimes men just need to talk about shit that doesn't matter to bring their heads out of the bullshit reality we all exist in, and then throw on top the societal pressures to keep everything bottled as a man, talking about football can equate to meditation at times." +"Here's something a little different... at San *Jose* Giants (Single A affiliate) games, one batter from the opposing team is dubbed the Beer Batter. If the Beer Batter strikes out, beer is half price for the next half inning. Half price beer, you guys. **HALF. PRICE.** There's even a song they play over the PA. *Roll out the barrels... we'll have a barrel of fun!*",That sounds like it should be adopted for every Major League Park +"Yes - from what I remember, on one of the original missions on mars. If you looked at one of the Cabal bases at the right angle, it would form Master Chiefs helmet....",RANDOM ELIPSIS +"Obviously, that would be terrible. Thankfully, it didn't happen. I'm not saying what he did was right. All I'm saying is that people like that need compassion rather than blind hatred.","I'm going to fucking disagree, drunk drivers deserve all the shit they get." +Every Intel Processor Animation / Jingle since 1971,After watching this I'm gonna be hearing it in my sleep +youre just digging a deeper hole now...,thats what someone says when they realize they were already proven wrong +What about if she loses? I think there will still be more scandals and lies because Trump said he'd appoint a special prosecutor to go after her.,I would love it if he did but he won't. +"I'm not American either but our news media reports the Trump spam anyway, haha",I would apologize but I wish they wouldn't play it here either. +Ok pal. You finally cracked the code. Hillary Clinton is heavily involved in occult rituals. You need to get outside more and take a break from the internet. This isn't healthy. You have some serious paranoid delusions.,People said the same thing when the story came out that the president was sucking off interns in the oval office. +Americans' odds of earning more than parents have plunged,But but but r/politics told me Obama is the savior of mankind :( +I bet your ass was not prepared for that big encounter.,Close encounters of the turd kind. +Not even remotely the most common hazmat material. Rubbing alcohol is hazmat. Gunpowder is hazmat. Things can be hazmats simply because its dangerous to ship them in enormous quantities.,And don't get me started on the Mentos truck crashing into a Diet Coke truck... It will be Hiroshima all over again! +"Thousands? Fuck man, when I was growing up there were kids out everywhere for Halloween. The past few years I barely see any of them, and it's not like I live in the middle of nowhere - I'm in a Chicago suburb. I had 5.....FIVE.....trick-or-treaters come to my door tonight.","blame dumb parents who shit their pants thinking that maybe, some guy a thousand miles away might possibility maybe consider looking at their kid funny, so they don't let them trick or treat and instead do dumb shit like Trunk-or-Treat" +"My whole season can be sorted into 4 very distinct phases that repeats over and over. 1. My teams are great and I go on a win streak and stomp my way to a new season high. Mature, skilled and cool people all the way. 2. After the win streak things start to mix up. I still get teamed up with some quite strong players, but I also start to be teamed up with quite a few emo children and players that should never be at their current rank, I do a lot of heavy lifting and usually manage to stay very close to my season high during this phase. 3. Phase 3, the great dive. During this whole phase I will constantly get teamed up with troll premades, angry russians, that one hanzo which plays hanzo regardless of the 11 other picks and is terrible at it, the wannabe seagull genjis (hint: they are not as good as seagull) and generally people who seem to have been on a long losing streak themselves. I usually drop like a rock to 300-500 points below my season high, and it's an absolute shitfest every single game, no exception. 4. I have now dropped down to a rating which I consider half of the people I play both with and against to be some sort of clowns and I'm able to slowly but steadily build my way up again toward my previous season high. Shitting out gold medals everywhere, even where I shouldn't be. At some point I reach my winning streak again and history repeats. To me this losing streak almost seem not random at all. It's like I purposefully get placed into special tailored teams of degenerates somehow. People that are deranking on purpose and throwing games just for the hell of it.",To fix big dive phase: use r/Overwatch discord to find a team. +I was pwned by neopets. How could they betray me like this? :(,They got tired of waiting for you to feed your pets and decided to take matters into their own hands. +"Neo, at the start of Matrix II: Upgrades...",yeah ability to have dupes +"I would be very surprised if he was higher than 86-87 in the next FIFA, even if he scored another 20-25 goals this season. The only way that I could see him push higher would be if he was instrumental in Spurs doing well in the Champions League. I think 84-85 is probably about right for now, but to put it into perspective, Griezman, Pogba, Higuain, Iniesta, Kroos are 88. He is very good but not quite as good as some of those! Performance at the Euros will have hindered him too.",Yeah if he scores some bangers and is instrumental in the Spurs CL campaign he would definitely deserve around that. +Niko joins Heroic,That was Click baity +Also a nonsense call.,I think it was a fair call but a dumb rule +BLACK IS SCARY!,racist +"My best gaming moment comes from Eve 1 night on eve with 4 other lads I knew.. deciding to go hunting and jumping wormhole after wormhole going deeper down the rabbit hole getting endless amounts of 'treasure and money'... but then we got greedy, spent too long in one place and the worm hole shut behind us. Wait we all must whilst I (the best at finding them) searched alone with the ever constant feeling of being watched.. The others kept hidden and moving... I was sure I was locking onto something big and followed my nose.. only to warp into an absolute clusterfuck of a base that seemed idle... until I see the sentry guns turn and open fire.. my face went through the warp button so hard. By the time my heavy tank got up to speed and warped back to friendly's I was massively on fire and gave them all a fright. Fireflys of red enemy started to swarm the screen in my trail and we dug our heels in for a fight, spooling up the cannons and opening fire.. when in the first few shots fired I picked up a sure sign for a wormhole and directed everyone to it... We all made it there.. screaming at the screen to hurry up that final few km out of warp and make the jump away... the first one there jumped and his first words were.. HOLY FUCK!! RUN!!.. It was alas too late, with countless enemy chasing and blasting us from behind, we were on the run, backs against the wall, what could possible be worse on the other side!? A friggin Avatar class Titan ship. Thats what. Backed up by ships I could only have dreamt about. We vainlessly tried to put up a fight but it was short lived. Seconds, if that. And my tank wasn't something to be ignored. Without a doubt, the absolute best gameplay I have ever had. The genuine fear, chase, excitement, teamplay.. everything, brilliant. If you have a life thats no use elsewhere, give it to Eve. I last played in 2012, I want to get back into it, but can't bring myself to pay a tenner for something I dont yet know will hook me again. :(",It sounds like You had your moneys worth ;) nice story. +"I usually avoid upvoting posts like these, especially when posted on r/pics to push a political agenda. For stuff from r/aww I don't hesitate to upvote, yes.",I didn't even upvote this post but it's sitting on 11.6k and my vote won't make a difference anyway +"Back filling a ditch I had a side cave in. The drivers side caved in caused my tread to slip and roll me to my left. After hitting the left side my right side tread slipped and spun me around to the right side/back. Machine has minimal damage, the biggest issue is the fuel tank took a hard blow damaging the float","So, you were up too facing the left, the side gave way under the left tread, the mini banged the far side of the trench, then rolled to the other side and landed as seen here?" +That would really be something considering he would also take 11 million immigrants out of the work force and consumer economy.,You really believe that? +An alcoholic so drunk he managed to have a child with a *hamster*,Fucking Colby. +It could mean difference between a teams wildcard birth or not,"It could, but I don't think it'll be the Eagles fighting for one." +#**WHEN I SAY GO**,#GET READY TO CUM +What is difference between a build and an add-on?,This is discussed at length in our welcome sticky thread +"Fuck the libertarians, too. They will happily convert all individual rights to corporate privilege.",Fuck the greens too. +Any OG's out there,I enjoyed ascension but those damn dirty monkey's +But most Muslims are Asian?,"But the dangerous, explodey kind." +"RSBN LIVE Stream: Donald Trump Rally in Canton, OH 9/14/16",#POLLZ! +Accused of *creepy kisses* which just immediately brought Biden to mind Equality for all politicians . Whether they are blue or red or orange,Lol a bit more than creepy kisses I'd say... +Trump team memo on climate change alarms Energy Department staff,And then they came for the scientists... +Florida last night.,The game here is Overwatch +"Who are your top 3 players this year? Baker Mayfield, Joe Mixon, and, Dede Westbrook","Christian Wilkins, Dexter Lawrence, and Mike Williams." +That's gonna be some awesome video footage,It already looks live. +"the truth ,logic,facts and scientific evidence are hard pills to swallow .wake up from the social indoctrination . and the funny thing is i hate kids and i plan on never having any and suicide is a thing i totally see myself doing in the future :)",then get on with it. +Ah yes. The old freedom pipe,Liberty Bong +"Never put it together before, but the main reason Dale probably became an exterminator is because he hates his dad Bug.",I need that gif of Dale opening his glasses in shock after Bobby philosophizes Dale's finger out of Bill's beer. +"Latino is already gender neutral, though. It's so stupid and ridiculous to say out loud.",Their whole argument is that the word Latino is too male gendered or some other such bullshit +Was listening to the FFVII soundtrack when I thought I heard something very familiar...,Kinda sounds like Somnus? +Do you ever ask them why? Calling yourself muslim/christian etc but not being religious at all is as ridiculous as me calling myself an Apache helicopter.,"It's usually they were raised that way and associate their family with the culture of it, but don't believe in the message or religion enough to bother living by the rules" +I keep trying to like him and he keeps doing shit like this,The title doesn't mean exactly what you think it means +Just goes to show how gullible aussies are. All aussies do is whinge to their mrs and thats it. Too much debt and 4 kids and a stay home fat mum means aussies cbf with politics,Ye +People all say that but what we're way more certain will happen is that the US will renounce the Paris accords and any other kind of environmental regulation.,Time to start building more dykes. +YAW?,"You sound like a kung fu movie, its yall!" +This doesn't reflect on Pittsburgh. It reflects on people who use public transit in any city.,Wow elitist much? +"GAME THREAD: Orlando Magic (0-1) @ Detroit Pistons (0-1) - Oct 28, 2016",What did Orlando shoot in the 2nd quarter? +"I don't think hes stronger than Goku, hes just entered Goku and Vegeta's league, Goku got defeated because he got critically hit with black's ki blade technique",Black literally caught Raging Goku's punch with 1 hand. +Please do because Amazon sues organizations that get people to write fake reviews.,"So, where and how do we report this site to them?" +Casting a fishing lure,Huh the lsd usually doesnt kick in this fast +"Good job proving cavs fans don't have an unhealthy obsession with the warriors. Pretty much anyone who watched the finals(outside of trolls),this year and last, that lebron cemented his legacy as one of the greatest of all time. But reading every cavs fans post, you would think that they lost again. I don't get it, is this attitude a Cleveland thing? Is it not possible to enjoy your win without acting like asshats every post?",Well that's an OKC fan so. +"It's the same with just about everyone I know on Facebook. I voted remain but I completely understand why some disenfranchised people voted leave. They aren't racist or stupid, just desperate after years of neglect by Westminster.","Yeah, it made total sense for them to vote for more power and funding to go to Westminster and less for their region." +Of course he is. It's Olympic qualifications...,Could opt out though +If he gets under 50 points it'll be a disappointment imo. He'll probably have an Eichel-type season in the mid 50's,A 20 Goal - 20 Assist - 40 Point season would be pretty nice imo +"I'm not worried about fans, I'm talking about the typical anti-leafers.","The leafs can win 30 stanley cups in a row, with 82-0-0 seasons, scoring 10-0 every game, and they'll still be haters making shit up to hate." +Nylander picked his number actually.,Yeah reverse of his dads number +Your disappointed sixteen-year-old self appears and demands to know why your life turned out like this. What do you tell them?,Let me tell you about depression... +deybuntu,DAYYY BOW BOW nig... nig niggaaa +"Heading in to the game tonight, looking for somewhere to eat around the garden. I'm taking my dad, my friend and my girlfriend in to the game tonight, and we are looking for somewhere to eat by the garden. I'm open to all suggestions, but we're not necessarily looking for the most expensive dinner in Boston. I'm hoping for walking distance to the garden within ~10-15minute walk. Thanks, and FUCK THE HABS! And the islanders, just for good measure.",Get a fuckin cannoli from Mike's pastry dude +I used Tumblr back in college (it got me through those mind numbing lectures certain teachers that required attendance had) but I never looked at teen mom stuff on it. Were the teen mom tumblrs always a big thing or recent?,They got really popular at the beginning of 2015 +You don't know what you are talking about.,"As a former collegiate and professional athlete in one of the sports he covers AND follower of Bill's works, past and current, I absolutely know exactly what I am talking about." +me irl,Block them then unblock them.. +"Yeah because repealing the civil rights act was what we needed, he was right on one issue.",Don't forget turning the Cold War hot by using the atom bombs to win 'Nam +So you're saying that this kind of data is falsified?,It would take hundreds if not thousands of people working in lockstep to falsify the amount of data we have on this. +Trump tries to blame abysmal debate performance on 'defective' mic,Defective mouth +"What the hell's going on? Vikings and Packers commiserating? I don't know what to do anymore! Are the Lions evil now? I love it, Lawn22. This made me laugh. ...and the team that accounts for zero of them was an awesome touch!",everyone gets along when in equal portions of misery +Yeah I figured it was part of the weirdness inherent in the world of The Matrix. Hindsight indeed...,"To be fair, back when I watched it over a hundred times in a year I was a sheltered, cis-het, suburban 18-year-old living in a frat so I probably missed a *lot* of subtext." +"What guns of your arsenal are considered, by you, buy it for life ? In my opinion my gun is the TM Glock 17, and my Cybergun M1A1 Thompson (Right now the only functional gun in my arsenal) What is yours?",My full Zenitco AK74MN and my PKM. +"Eh, I'm not really biased towards any brand, I just don't think 5-10 extra fps in dx11 games is worth skimping out on how much VRAM you get, that's all. I don't like blurry textures and those high VRAM using settings having to get turned down specifically if you play the Assassin's Creed series or GTA V even.","Ah, I just feel that sacrificing performance in 90% of games isn't worth it just so you can turn on uncompressed HD textures in like 3 games that don't actually show a difference especially at 1080p." +Describe for us your favorite sex position/act. OWE,Fat +Mother charged with injecting feces to son's IV during cancer treatment,Yo what the +"Or Guzma: Now, most losers will lower their HP a bit. Ya boy Guzma is just gonna run up and grab it.",I'm picturing Guzma just chokeslamming a Fomantis or something. +Looking at my chromebook background makes me wish we had a weather system in Battlefront,There are hundreds of game mechanics they could incorporate to make it amazing but yet here we are with broken heroes and shit DLCs +The sudden change to a cast time on mounting up is so cruel.. Now I wish I would never have gotten this comfortable broom,Being in non-Broken Isles zones and being able to dismount and then mount again while falling instantly was awesome. +Thanks for making me feel old.,Is your name your ICQ? +What do you believe but have ZERO proof of?,That I am not the only sentient being that exists +"I know Jay has PTSD, but someone should reassure him that Suh doesn't play for the Lions anymore.",He's kinda like megatron in that way huh +But it is available once/week only.,"True, but from a business standpoint they are never going to basically double everyones stamina each day unfortunately." +What's the movie with the guy who only studies endangered ugly animals? I think it was a kid's movie,Ratatouille +"Does anyone know of a way to record this? I have playstation VUE and I am traveling on business out of my market. Really want to watch later when I get home, but will miss the live airing, unfortunately.",use the dvr function on Vue. +Reminder: The Clintons made at least $153 million off of speeches. Who else gets paid that much to speak? They were paid that much because the payments were really bribes. Who would own the Clinton White House?,Rules 1 and 2 +Buffalo pizza is pretty good.,And they say upstate and downstate don't agree on anything +Can confirm. Am headless. AMA,"Did the marijuana make you gay first, or did that come after your head asplode?" +Did you build it yet? It's been a whole fucking month.,"It has, but I have school to pay and a mediocre job" +WARNING: Dangerous black ice on roads this morning.,I had troubled drifting the AWD around thanks to the black ice. +"Not anti trump, but enjoyed this unbiased website",Many newly registered pro-Islam shills recently... +Pence is a theocrat. Trump is a deranged orange lunatic. The choice is clear.,My fear in the impeachment scenario is Trump sees it coming and says something to the effect of IF I CAN'T HAVE IT NO ONE WILL and starts hitting nuclear codes in. +"It's gonna be tremendous. I've got the best meltdowns. Believe me. People tell me - all the time, they tell me, no one's got better meltdowns. President DiPietro, Dave Hart, all of em. They love it. Everybody knows it. And I gotta tell ya, the people and the fans have been looking forward to these meltdowns, man they're the best you've ever seen. Ever. Nobody does it better than me.",**BIGLY** +There is nothing to investigate with the wiki leaks. There is no law that was broken,"I don't think Wikileaks broke the law, it's their sources." +That's a bit over-specific though. We have the like of Anthony Weiner. The difference is that these scandals by and large aren't swept under the rug by Democrats. They aren't treated as something that should be ignored.,"Unless he is charged with sexting the minor,... who cares that he sent dick pics to a few of his followers." +I'm trying to focus on the positives like Trump winning means the Democratic and Republican parties have been shown that they can't push candidates because it's their turn. Some of his policies are ok and he's facing heavy opposition on his worst policies.,"This is a great, well tempered take on it" +How would one know religion is bs without reading the text? Has someone been blindly following the word of others?,"Idk, I haven't read the unabridged works of L. Ron Hubbard, but I feel pretty confident that Scientology is bullshit." +"No, it wouldn't.","Supporting the Republican Party would go against their interests and the interest of their constituents, for what?" +"Knowing what the administration is doing comes from access, though. It's not like there's some printout somewhere that we can just read about what the administration is doing and the press can report on that, we rely on the administration telling us what they're up to. There's pretty much no guarantee that a Trump presidency will be at all open, and in all likelihood it will probably try to dissuade the bureaucrats down the line from talking to the press as well.","Reporters need to cultivate sources in Federal departments and agencies, take note of executive orders, watch the bills pending in Congress and cases brought by the AG in each state." +That would be sweet because we didn't lose to one last year!,"Yeah, but we couldn't beat Bournemouth." +THAT SUCKS,WOW. +Any recommendations?,Any of the minimal dark ones are good +Favorite LMG: Cyclone with extended mags. Favorite carbine: Cyclone with forward grip. Favorite SMG: Cyclone with adv laser sight.,Blitz is better. +"He was very upfront from the beginning that his campaign was largely a just a protest run. He told people from the beginning that he would support HRC over any republican. If his supporters were too retarded to understand that he would do the exact thing he said he would do from the beginning, how is that Bernie's fault? You don't want him to support Trump, you just want him to split the progressive electorate so the cheeto face retard can win. That was never what his campaign was about.",No I wanted him to win the DNC nomination so I didn't have to vote for tiny hands cheeto +What song lyric or song in general sums up your situation right now? Mine has to be How am I going to be an optimist about this? after I procrastinated too much and let my assignments pile up. Oops. What's yours?,"I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad: the dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had." +"For the love of Golf Please fix your ball marks on the greens. Better yet, repair two or three. Also, if you ever see someone repair them the wrong way (Down into the divot and push up instead of the in, push, and twist) teach them!","I never hit greens, so this is something I don't have to worry about..." +"Regarding the New Tattoo Policy (Getting one before OCS?) I'm aware of the Navy's relatively new tattoo policy. I've read through it, and as I understand it, enlisted and officer personnel can have tattoos just about anywhere as long as the diameter does not exceed 1 inch. I want to get one on my shoulder, but I also want to apply to OCS about a year from now. I'm aware I can get a waiver, but with the new policy in place, is it still as much of a hassle to get cleared if you have one? Would you strongly recommend against it? Will this effect me at all other than having to get a waiver?","Just wait till youre done with OCS, then you dont have to take no shit from no body." +"How feasible is it to make a game in 8 months? What sort of scope would I be looking at? we're talking about 20-40 hours of work a week. I'm a decent programmer, would be using Unity, and with zero art skills. I've made clones like Asteroids and Space Invaders but that's like a 2 week project. I have no idea how long a real indie-level game would take.",Mobile-level development by one person is feasible if you use or buy pre-made assets as much as you can. +"Dominus GT, Takumi RX body, Merc Warlock, Polygonal boost, Sky blue Traheres, road hog carbonated, Takumi Anubis and certified halo Painted chakrams/offers",xdevil snakeskin + road hog carbonated for your takumi anubis? +"Anti-Muslim sentiment is called 'bigotry' - see, that's totally different!","And sure, sometimes we violently attack Sikhs because they're brown and wear head-coverings like the stereotypical media depiction of Muslims, but that doesn't mean anything..." +Painting of This Road,Twitter caption? +What is your biggest secret?,I have a crush on Sarah +wait.. who's their allstar?,Mozgov +"You don't understand, G2 NEVER play Mirage, it would be even worse.","g2 might make sense, but na'vi for example shouldn't have left train available for sk twice, since they knew sk would ban cache anyway" +Kinda like Chucky when he missed his chance to possess the kid.,That's actually like a perfect example +if you have the crosswalks with the seconds til people cant cross anymore they're usually in sync with the lights.,Very handy for both knowing to brake or accelerate into a stale green or knowing when the light will turn green. +"Is the B-team not part of the crossover During the promo clips, the only people from Team Arrow are the OTA (Oliver, Felicity, and Diggle) + Thea and there is no updates regarding Wild Dog, Ragman, Artemis, and Mr. Terrific so what gives? Are they not part of it. If this is the case, I wouldn't be surprised. While Oliver is busy dealing with aliens on what I assume is because of Barry's fuck up, somebody needs to watch over Star City. Plus, I can imagine Oliver and Diggle not wanting to tell the B-team about the threat of aliens since they can't even handle city-level threats.",I have a feeling they might get sent in to help get the A-team out of the dream world or something +Is It Weird/Bad/Detrimental to my physical health that I have a crush on Baby From Sister Location?,Yes +"Well, for what it's _worth_...",This puns are *miles* ahead of being actually funny. +i Luv it Still,Thanks. +##These aren't good people!,"Bad hombres, believe me." +So MAGA? Right?,Yep +is the head glowing because of heat or thats just the normal color,seems like it's just red +My new spindown d20 design inspired by Kaladesh,Why did you link to the thing that links to the thing instead of just linking to the thing? +League of legends,It is way funnier with friends. +"That would make the controls unusable, though, unless you took them off. In which case, you can't use the touchscreen you'll need if it's 3DS-compatible. Looks like we can't win.","I was thinking they wouldn't be physical buttons, but on screen like on mobile." +"Fucking global warming is going to bring jellyfish? At least it is a threat all of Australia can take seriously, motherfucking Irukandji",Maybe people will take climate change seriously when Bondi becomes an unswimable beach every summer like what happens up north. +It should remain as part of the official history of Islam otherwise it will be forgotten.,Make sure to tell the Guinness Book of Official Islamic History to include it. +"How immature we are and the amount of sexual and homosexual jokes we make. Atleast in the infantry And the way things are, more people want to get out more than people want to stay in",so many nut shots... +This is reddit post comment section. No ones trying to write a fucking paper or change the hivemind opinion lol. You silly goose.,I like to think I really made a difference with that one... +Same here!,Xbox or PS4 +If Hillary is telling the truth then this has got to be the most disgusting story yet; Wiener jacking to Hillary yoga pictures.,you nasty +what are high yield schools,Law schools All MD/DO schools are low yield with some simply being more low yield than others (aka the ones getting A LOT of apps) +This awp dropping debate has gone WAY farther than it ever had to have gone...,It's a meme now. +'Weak Demand' for VR and AR Causing Concerns for Companies Investing in the Technology,"The only way VR will gain traction is if businesses invest in it for remote communication, but cost is still very high and current video conference tech is simple and easy to use." +I shut down BlueDrake42's squad like a blockbuster...,Just more proof how much we need better going prone animations. +Lets work now so that 2017 is the best year of our lives! Who's with me?,Let's work to make today the best day of our lives! +Legit,Thanks! +"Shoutout to designer of Camp Olympus motd surprised no one else mentioned it. I thought it was very nicely themed. very cabin in the woods. jock, nerd, stoner, beach blonde, etc vs the monsters. and it played out well. Sometimes Ah Puch or Baka got fed and wrecked face, sometimes Jing Wei dominated throughout. or other combinations.",Honestly Bacchus should have been on the monster team (cause when you 1v5 a enemy team as full power jungle Bacchus when they 5 man invade your mid and duo and murder them all then proceed to instakill them all game that's the sign of the devil himself) +Thoughts on not voting as a service members?,"Wait, you guys didn't get that brief from S2 saying we're required to vote for Hillary?" +Google's idea of what a Fairy-type looks like,Alola Jynx looks great +What song can you get stuck in another person head with just one verse?,"I don't know if this is statewide, but... 1-877-KARS4KIDS, K-A-R-S Kars for Kids" +"Jon Machota on Twitter: Jerry Jones said he expects Dez Bryant, DeMarcus Lawrence and Orlando Scandrick to play next week vs. Philadelphia",This would matter if Dak actually threw to Dez. +Could this make 2016 one of the best years for rap?,Stop +65-68. I don't think they want any pressure at all to get to 70. They should realistically coast when they lock up home court.,bonus question: how long does it take them to lock up home court? +Honestly not a homer but I think that should've been overturned. Glad we got it though. Having that missed FG right now would be glorious,forgot about that FG....... Thanks! +"Smash @ Power 9 - Week 3 Highlights - feat. 805, Irvine, Lucky, and More of SoCal!",Looked like a really fun tournament! +"REMINDER: Keldeo event ends on Monday, don't forget yours!",which event is next? +How insalting!,"Go ahead, rub some salt in the wound." +It's a dog whistle for secret lesbian,Do you really think that's the hidden message? +"My wife yelled at me from my study computer, many years ago, that I was trying to surf porn. She was checking the Google search history and I was bewildered - because I used a hidden Firefox to do that not IE. Anyway, after looking, I said I know that vaRgina doesn't have an R in it... Son!!!!!!",Phonetic spelling is the key to blaming our children +My coworker got tired of his standing desk,Not-wheelchair guy: 2 Wheelchair guy: 1 +What's the least offensive insult you can come up with?,You egg +"My 2011 one still has it, Plus the disc drive, which I still happen to use every once in while. Other than upgrading the RAM and replacing the battery, haven't had to much to it, knock on wood.",Meanwhile an HP from the same era bought at the same price would be scrap. +Former AOL Exec Named Ripple CEO as Chris Larsen Steps Down,"Great, a former AOL exec is exactly the luminary needed to bring decentralized debt to the masses." +"How much to tip at Ottawa restaurants I used to work in the food industry, so I know all about how important receiving a tip is. I'm currently dating and having a lot of fun, so I've been going out to a lot of different restaurants in the downtown core. With the recent increase in the cost of food, it seems that the restaurants in Ottawa are a lot pricier than they were a few years ago. As such, I'd like to know, what's an expected normal amount to receive as a tip after a standard dinner? Let's say the dinner costs $50 for two people. Would $5 be enough or would you assume the guy cheaped out? Same for a haircut. What's a decent rate to tip your barber/hairdresser? If you respond, please let me know if you receive tips at your current job. I'm curious to know what someone in the industry feels is a decent tip to receive. I'm not a cheapskate and I don't mind tipping. I'm just a little out of date, since I haven't received any tips since the 90s :) Thanks",25% if you ask the professional servers.... +Crazy like a fox!,"Crazy, like sociopathic insane!" +Thank you Tumblr for teaching me to hate white people.,This is why I love Eastern Europe and Asia: Tumblrinas would be ridiculed into extinction +Wow! Sorry man my bad,No I thought it was funny! +"Type-S, Guardian GT, Loopers, Dark Matter, Hypernova, Trinity, Cobalt Zeta Wheels Offers, Coloured Wheels Also have, Netherworld Breakout Dot Matrix Merc Warlock Forest Green Brodie Burnt Sienna Bowler Lime Fire Helmet Titanium White Homburg",Black vortex for type S? +Especially with qss changes,What QSS changes? +I got gud in DS1 by ditching my shield and forcing myself to learn to dodge roll everything. It was painful but it makes you a better player.,this game has shields? +"Now that Inferno has bombed, we must remember to contain ourselves and not make fun of Renowned Author Dan Brown",Renowned. +"House Dems strike to impose Sharia law, false stories claim",Sad that cons would fall for stupid shit like this over and over and over and over........ +"Who corresponds to Charles Wallace Murry, then?",Every time I've seen this theory they completely dismiss Charles Wallace +I only asked him if he got tilted by the game he just played...,Salt levels off the charts boys +You... you got *your dog* a kitten? Not just I got a kitten?,I don't think OP intended for the dog to eat it. +"You mean, all we need to do is lock him up in a room and let himself fill it up with his own got air?",It would take half the amount of time for any other person to suffocate cause wee Sammy is so full of hot air. +I really do wonder how hard that girl had to work to find a job if she actually has a face tattoo (as opposed to a birthmark) proud of her either way haha,"I have a face tattoo, what do you wanna know?" +Donald Trump: Anyone who burns American flag should be jailed or lose citizenship,"Well, Hillary did say the same thing" +I found that out from your mom.,Aren't you supposed to be in school or something? +"Remember, if you call them ableist then you're using your speaking privileges and that's problematic for people who are mute.","If I shot you in the back of the head, would I have to give you a trigger warning first?" +"I'll probably get downvoted for this, but I'm not a big fan of the humor aspect of this video. I come here due to a morbid curiosity in death, but do not necessarily enjoy the death of others. Idk I thought it was a bit disrespectful, but that's just my take.","You get no votes, your opinion is valid but pining for upboats with your opening line negated anything id's give ya." +Really reaching here. Man The_Donald spin has been really low energy ever since Donnie got his ass handed to him by a girl in the debates. Sad!,"we think his ass has turned a deeper color of orange, we don't know why." +2016 was a shitty movie :(,Hope you're ready for 2016 2: Electric Boogaloo +"Well, there wouldn't be a connection. If the UEEN accepted the Sabre into its ranks it would likely be the F7G. (I think the Avenger's supposed to be the F6G, since the training variant was the N6G, back when its 2-seater variant was slated to be the primary trainer in Sq42).","The Sabre was competition for the Lightning, so it would've been the F8." +Having a positive view of kids.,"I love my kids, they're my favorite thing in the world IMO KIDS ARE STUPID I MEAN I DON'T WANT TO CLEAN THEIR SHIT ALL DAY YOUR LIFE MUST SUCK" +"If that were true, then there would be documents about every aspect of the US System. There is nothing on Obama, nothing on the RNC or DNC, nothing on the FBI, NSA, ATF, nothing on the supreme court, nothing on Congress. Every post if about HRC.",Have a look where Assange is currently based and guess why he's only digging up dirt on Clinton. +I'd be interested to know what items she's actually tested so far.,Yeah for sure...I hope we don't have to wait too long... +"Fucking emails again, just in time for the debate....",It's literally nothing. +He thinks he's perfect. Show him a little love Reddit,I didn't know they had potatoes in Asia. +You would think that as soon as her car started to roll backwards she would jump right back in to stop it. It is moving really slow so she had some time to stop it.,Or the passenger would do something +"Hmm sometimes they do bigger items in the specialty crates like the dress in the lootcrate 4 girls or whatever it was called, but I'd honestly be surprised to see something like that in a bimonthly crate. I mean it's possible since it is more expensive than a regular monthly lootcrate, but when it comes to robes I'm not sure that only a t shirt size would be the most accurate/useful indication of measurement. For example, I just ordered a pair online and while chest size was a factor they also went by height",I wonder how they handed that in the marvel lootcrate? +"Not trying to come off as a dick here, I promise, but the word ironic is a lot like the word sarcastic in that it means the opposite of your expectation, so when you're saying two things that show a merely coincidental relationship you wouldn't want to use it. You're doing god's work, and that's the opposite of my expectation of someone with the name of a son of Noah. If you were saying it was humorous that doing god's work was said towards someone with a biblical username, you might use coincidental",Me no English good. +"There's no other side to the story; it's all on video. In this case, law enforcement was not out of control, she was. You lose.","Yes she was out of control but she wasn't posing a threat to anyone when they couldn't close the door, spend 30 extra seconds shoving her feet into the car." +His name was Julian Assange.,"Do a Patton, and go in early." +"Yeah, it's creepy to look at someone's history when they have a very similar name to a person you know. Creepy to then mention how it's strange; they have only used the social media account to talk about one subject and nothing else.",Why is that so weird? +"I wish we will be given game customization options for Destiny 2 We were just given private matches with the launch of Rise of Iron. They're lots of fun. But now I think it's time to up the ante. I want to be able to customize the matches, and anyone who plays Halo know what I'm taking about. I member Bungie saying awhile back they won't add that in because of something like not wanting us to play the game other than the way they want us to. Completely baffles me that this is coming from the people who literally created the custom games genre we all know and love. It's already too late in D1's cycle to be implemented so I just wish private matches get some new features added. What do you guys think? Hell, imagine if we could design our own strikes?","I want fat guardians, skinny, short, tall everything!" +"Thanks. I never wanted kids until I was married for a couple years. I felt the same way as you. I thought I couldn't hack it. I also have M.S. that I have to watch out for, though it hasnt been too much of a problem yet. Having the right partner makes everything better. I couldn't imagine doing it without her. I feel very fortunate that I get to spend so much time everyday with my daughter (I work afternoon/nights). Its just me and her until 2pm.",Thanks +Danielle's just relaxing laying down with her eyes closed unconscious. What the hell is productions problem telling her she shouldn't be napping. Jeez,Because then they'd have to enforce all the rules and that's too much to ask of the interns running BB Budget? +What do you mean he had the only copy of the tape?! But that means... Yes Megyn. You got #PLAYED.,She got #TRUMPED +I was going to start a thread suggesting something like The Predators,You mean the DREADators? +How does Rogue stack up against 4? Better or worse?,"About half as long, with a better story." +Leap years are statistically inferior.,They aren't given the same opportunities as other years and have been historically marginalized. +"Trump is like, Obama, please help on the first week. We've elected weak man-baby.",He's not even in charge yet either. +Wikileaks exploding. WHERE IS THE FBI?,Weasel +*thunderous applause*,*furious appraisal* +"Who do you think is responsible for the creation of our culture of laziness, indifference, and need for instant gratification? Of course those hook-nosed demons have their hand in this.",God? +Hot woman in her 50s: Julianne Moore :*,Susan Sarandon is 70 and is crazy attractive. +"Just keep reporting them, but remember, commenting on your video increases interaction and makes your video more appealing. If people who watch your videos are stupid enough to fall for these scams... then so be it.",Alright - thanks +Thought he retired,He's the hero WB deserves. +"no didn't. thats odd, when i enable raw input my sens feels slower. what does raw input do exactly? its seem a lot... slower?","Basically the game only uses input from your mouse, ignoring mouse accel and basically uses 6/11 Windows sens in-game." +"Sadly, doesn't that analogy require anyone being able to open the box and observe the ~~cat~~votes?",Not even Bill wants to open that box. +Starting your arguments with lol isn't helping your case.,Nervous laughter... +"You underestimate the power of bureaucracy and the amount of time needed for it to work. But yeah, the one who gave the order to raid is a dumbass.",In that amount of time you would think they would have checked to be sure who the current occupants were. +Mirai Nikki,Yandere Sayaka chan fighting for her man. +Is this Cowboys twitter page legit or a scam?,only place to get trusted nfl jerseys online is the nflshop or dallas cowboys shop websites you could easily be being sold a chinese knockoff which is typically obviously lower in quality +Kid accidentally hitting a girl once is a far cry from a massive man intentionally beating someone to a 'bloody pulp.' Especially if it took 5 men to pull him off. It's roughly equivalent to punching someone out for accidentally touching your wife's ass. ...On second thought it's actually way worse than that. Depending on the accuracy of 'bloody pulp'.,When you knock someone unconscious you can't turn around and be like just a prank bro and expect everyone to just shrug and go back to what they were doing. +Those Nights at Rachel's Lore? What is the lore? What does the ending mean?,I'm asking that about FNaC series and TJoC. +The perpetrator should be carted off!,They should put in provisions to make sure this doesn't happen again. +"What do other people of your class do that drives you insane or makes you feel ashamed of your class? For me, every time I join a dungeon and see a ret pally place all 3 blessings on themselves it drives me crazy.",play brewmaster +"That's interesting. He's described as blond multiple times, I think. Weird how our minds work. I didn't realize that Kingsley was black as a kid until the movie came out and I re-read his description which clearly states that he has dark skin.",I always thought he had a bunch of dreads. +"Participate in a thread created by (according to multiple people on the survey) their Least Favorite Sub Member. Hey everyone. It's great to be here. You know there are a lot of terrible people on this sub, but the fact that I really outshone them, well. It just goes to show that if you believe in your dreams you can be worse than that guy who supports trump, or sends girls unsolicited pictures of his dick, or was creeping out girls at a meetup in toronto, just by shit posting. Follow your dreams kids. Follow your dreams. Anyway I have the crush thing. If you make a top level comment, I'm gonna post your shit unless you explicitly ask not to. Shit your gonna find out 1. How many comments you've made since Oct 10 2016 and what that ranks you. 2. Your CJ score and rank which is basically how much of a reg/cjer you are. Basically I just stuck a decay function onto the post counts in order to weight it towards more recent posting. Sorry regs of days past, no one cares. Unless kimberlycakes sees this. Where you at. 3. Your fans (who comments on your shit) 4. Who you crush on (who you comment on) 5. Stalkers (people you reply to you way more often than you reply to them 6. Stalkees (people who you reply to way more often than they reply to you. If you're in the top 100 by CJ rank you also get 7. Your true crushes (do numbers to weed out the people you don't really care about) 8. Your true fans (do numbers to weed out the people who are just sluts and reply to everyone) If I get a net of one upvote on this thread, my post karma becomes 420. DON'T FUCKING LET ME DOWN ~troj",I'm pretty sure I upvote you all the time. +Is Rex Tyler half autistic? At the end of the second episode he says Time Travelers to Vixen. Couldn't he had said Reverse Flash or some shit instead?,"The better question is *was* Rex Tyler half-autistic... ...To which the answer is probably yes, because he took way too long to figure out time travel actually exists." +*this erection,"#WE HAVE THE BEST ERECTIONS DURING THE ELECTION, DON'T WE FOLKS?" +What small confession do you need to get off your chest?,I used to think I had untapped potential but now I'm pretty sure that I'm just a deeply mediocre person. +"Is it like Uber, but for trucks?",More like spam. +in the time you spent typing that you could have googled the history of london.,Did you consider that I was fishing for a more personal response from a local? +Look on the bright side Only 13 days until the Coyotes season starts,Max Domi would be a better QB for us right now +Especially since he left points on the field with some poor coaching decisions.,It's not like he coached Michael Floyd to drop all those easy first down catches +Korea just knocked out USA pretty convincingly in the first Overwatch World Cup. Korea's Winston and Zarya are Godly. Here I thought Winston was a giant monkey that dies every team fight.,Lol even in FPS games the US is still free to Korea Shoutout to Infiltration for winning EVO this year +Wow look at this :) most stable crypto,Can someone tell me what happend that messed the values up ? +so where'd the jealousy come from??,"Satan being created from fire as opposed to clay/dust for mankind, he felt superior." +Except they don't. A dead Hillary is still better than tRump.,So much better in fact that I'd vote for dead Hillary before I would vote for alive Hillary. +"What you say regarding kids inoculated by parents and neighbors is the most irksome part of their presence. One can't help consider this when you encounter them. The blatant, in your face, reminder of all your anger and frustration. All bundled up and eager to go and entice a poor dupe into the most patently provable lie to be unleashed into the world. It's so hard not to say anything (aware that this would be futile), almost like wanting to speak up when witnessing some social injustice.",inculcated. +The aides some how cures/milds down the retardedness of Gump,Turns out he was faking it the whole time to get in Jenny's pants. +It's good to Mal,Saw him in cali he is a fuckin giant of a man +A couple of great finds amidst the holiday madness. ;),Today I learned Hot Topic sells SW toys. +"The night guy Iv'e found, through out multiple plays, that having a night owl can be very beneficial. Especially in the beginning where all work is somewhat important, it can be very nice to have a guy that can pot around at night time and do odd or very specific jobs. I know later on you can just build multiple of each station if you want bigger production. But to have someone cook or research through out the night, while also having it through out the day, can make it MUCH easier to get show off the ground. I dunno if its just bitch logic, and im just biased with my night guy. What do you guys think?","I make my night owls my hunters, if they're capable of doing so, easier hunting since animals don't seem to wake up when they're getting shot at." +Kirby dev team attemps to draw him by hand,"If it wasn't for we few programmers, you wouldn't HAVE your precious Kirby, now would you?" +Mom's spaghetti,Have fun! +"I've seen a lot of teams giving everything to a player and achieving nothing in LCS. TSM 2015, CLG 2014 are some, you gotta be really good to carry even if you get most of the resources.",Have you heard of S3 and S4 SHRC? +"Engineering requires a science education. Half of America thinks that science is a liberal plot to... I don't even know. In any case, the engineering employment rate is lower than the national unemployment rate so there are likely more jobs available than qualified applicants in the US. So, no.",What about all the commotion over corporations choosing to hire foreign engineers via h1b visas over local ones? +Who can honestly back this dying thief.,Tons of old senile voters +This grocery aisle,Working night stock and having to do this every night was the worst. +Man rescues kitten from the road,Man fucks up traffic and makes people late for work instead of running over garbage +"Hey, that selling point has kept Applebees in business for how long now?",I have to assume literally since they opened +"Yup. I'm not a Trump supporter in the slightest, but TD is likely not botting. Keep it up, I love watching the SJW's squirm.",Using the term SJW like that makes me think you are a Trump supporter +Group Consensus: What are your thoughts on down ticket votes? So I'm in Florida and I think Rubio has earned a vote from me for not ditching trump but I'm kind of conflicted. I'm looking at my sample ballot and a lot of the Rs don't even have any positions on trump so I'm not even sure if I should vote down ballot for them. What do you guys think?,Unless they have come against Trump vote Republican +No people have been crying about CTR for 8 months. Way before that story about the 6 million.,Who was talking about CTR in February? +His weapon shoots equality & arab semen,Are you talking about the gun or his arse? +"Let's Curate Some Role Models Hey, bromos. In light George Wallace Orange Edition getting elected, I thought it would nice to put together a list of examples of how to stick to you morals when the system around you is completely fucked. Movies, books, fiction, real life, whatever inspires you.",Jason Kander's concession post is everything I needed to start moving forward again. +"Sure, but you don't replace your entire meat portion of nutrients with fruit loops.","Well, you don't." +Also something about strong women not getting harassed.,Wasn't that Kellyanne Conway? +"Why? I don't require laws to dictate my ethics. Trumps got a real ethical problem here, regardless of the existence of laws.","I don't think Trump is worried about armchair ethicists, probably more concerned with the law." +"You should think it not fink it, bro.",Is it though bro? +"*Waaay* down inside. Pigeon, you need. *Loooooove*",Cue slightly odd percussion solo +"Well, given the sheer number of unis around the world, it is not that bad. I am sure there are many unis from UK which are not in the top 1000. It is usually not wise to make generalisations.","Well, although this isn't concrete proof the worst ranked uni in the UK (The University of East London) is ranked 701 worldwide" +Does the 5 second rule apply to soup?,"There is no soup, only try... I'm not very good at this." +We should try to be better than the GOP.,That I'll agree with +Well that tears it for me - no way am I voting for Biden for president this year.,Yeah me niether...I'm not voting for Biden or Bill Clinton.... +"Overwatch has these types of tether damage weapons. Mostly they require pretty low skill cause it is auto lock on, which can often be boring. But these weapons still work and serve a purpose in OW. However the shield provides a bit more interest and skill. How would the shield work? Can you just have it up the whole time you are battling an enemy? If so it would potentially be too good against demo and soldiers, cause their primaries do 400ish damage with a full clip. This means you can block a whole clip (and more) of theirs while still doing damage. I might not understand the weapon properly though.",Actually now that I think about it I think you shouldn't Attack when the shield is up I'll change it to 400 dmg only and can't attack during shield +Anon sees the unthinkable,Live in metro Atlanta Can confirm I see shit like this all the time +True Horror - kid as exhausted mom halloween costume,Terrifying. +Some of you may remember the adorable medic girl. I present to you: the adorable scout boy!,Well he's not that adorable as the girl. +We have the judge a hammer head welded onto some round bar.,I had a hammer I labelled Learning Aid. +"The whiny brodude needs to squad up or shut the... But, but... the enemy had: over pop / MAXes / tanks / air / A2G / G2A / sundies on point / reznades / over shield / AV / AI / mines / calf pads / dildars / EMP / Gals / NS / rocket primary / skill / pink camo / new armor / sky shield / MLG tags /... There was literally nothing I could do to win. Literally nothing in this game has a counter, right? If you can't solo it, it has to be broken and OP, right? If you can't out shoot your enemy, there's no way to win, right? Instead of going alone, [V7] and wait for a [V9]. [V1]. P.s. Calf pads don't have a counter, except for maybe those bar stools. Not gonna fit those legs in are you?",Teamwork OP; Please nerf. +good point,Point 000...1 +Jeremy Corbyn blames leadership contest for low poll ratings,"Everyone is out of step with Jeremy, it must be difficult for him with all those nincompoops all around." +He wasn't playing West Ham,Payer is underwhelming for France. +I did until I killed it with spilt coke,"Dude I'm crying for you, no one should be forced to use a membrane" +"I know right! I'm not saying they will remain as good when they get bigger, but until they do start being like GM or others. I don't know why people are treating them like they already are. People are salty.","If I didn't drive to remote areas and put on lots of miles I'd own one, but the reality is if there is a break down outside of the city few mechanics would touch it." +Reddit must be really easy for leftys on mobile.,How? +That's not what I'm saying. What I'm saying is maybe Bret found out several months earlier and chose to keep it private.. Then when Smith went public he changed his mind.,"Any reason to bag on Bret Hart on this sub, I guess." +"You really can't be an older guy with any sense of values and not be conservative at this point in history. No older than I am, and I considered myself center left just a few short years ago.","I'm with you, gramps!" +See also Ohio State after they fired John Cooper.,"Um, if there is a model LSU should follow with this it's OSU's and Cooper." +"#CNN refuses to show the video. They can cover it up, unfortunately.",LOL... No they can't millions of people have already seen it on social media. +CNN is going full retard!,This level of disconnect from reality should not even be possible. +That's me.,"Never mind then, thought it was an easter egg D:" +Hired?,"Autocorect, it was supposed to be bled." +The day of the Joey Freshwater banging Saban's daughter rumors.,Glorious +Talibangelists?,Golden! +"The story is a steaming pile of hot mess. It makes no sense so far and I am in chapter 9. It does have high production values and the world is kind of neat. I would say wait, and at the very least it should be cheaper later on.","Chapter 9 is where the story is first introduced, and it doesn't really get much better from there going forward :P" +Definitely not. TSM does not want to finish second or else they will get the lube in quarter finals. There best chance at reaching semi is getting an easy quarter finals...Placing second is already 66% chance to face EDG or ROX in quarters (provided they finish first),S4 all over again. +"Well, Kurds don't just bow to Erdogan, unlike the seculars seem to be doing.",sure pkks problem is only with erdogan not TC itself +"I don't get it, did this actually happen?","Yes, it was in one of the leaked Podesta emails." +"for how awesome she is, it was surprising to find out ms. frizz is a hard right conservative.",Political views and awesomeness don't really correlate. +"Since it consumes electricity to drive the reaction, and since that electricity has to be generated somehow, and since there will be losses at every step, there's no net benefit. But, GAS FROM THE AIR sounds cool, so it's got that going for it...",We can try to use renewable energy for the reaction. +The upgrade program you see here. Its not mentioned but you pay half for your phone. THEY THEN TAKE IT FROM YOU. and you start your Note 8 paying from scratch. Its translated badly from the original Korea. Its not a 50% discount. Its a 1 year contract if you hand in your phone.,It's not a bad deal for people who want to upgrade every year and don't care about keeping their phones. +Why change something when its working fine? Why do you guys need to complain about everything?,How else is that one little bad texture on Windranger's spine or some shit that you'll never see in the game going to get fixed if they don't complain about it? +"You don't need to tell me who he was I've been a Giants fan my entire life and I remember what happened. The injury happened on the opening kickoff while he was a member of the coverage unit. He played special teams for the three years prior to that and he was one of our best special teams players as well as being our top cornerback. After returning from the injury the next season he still played special teams, and a few years later have one of the most impressive returns I have ever seen on an onside kick. To even pretend that starters don't play on special teams ever in the NFL is comical. Just last year Jennings was responsible for blocking a field goal attempt, and last I checked he is our starting running back. I seem to remember Sehorn being a gunner on the team his entire time at Giant. Had a lot more to do with it being preseason. It is also in no way equivalent talking about having a player on special teams. Talking about having your starting number one wide receiver play free safety is a completely different story.","You don't see Antonio Brown or Odell fielding punts anymore, doesn't take a genius to figure out why." +"Give me a **K** Give me a **U** Give me a **V** Give me a **R** **WHAT'S THAT SPELL?** I dunno, crabs r dum",And cheap. +I'm having a glass of ~~red wine.~~ the blood of Jesus,Praise baby jebus +aaaand good bye lobster.,There was the lobster cave 2 days ago with double drop +So you are filled with hate and refuse to even look at logic because you are so attached to your viewpoint that you let logic and reason fly out the window. Got it.,Hate for not wanting to see muslims tagged and followed like cattle and mexicans ripped from their families.... You are a special kind of person +"The thing is gay bashing does happen. It's assholes like this who cry wolf hat minimize those actual, horrible cases",Assholes are assholes. +That means Tannehill holds the ball longer than brees ?,"PFF Has stats for that, but believe it's start of their premium service so I'm not sure." +LOL Been there!,simpsons references for the win +I'm not sure that she should either. Our prisons are ridiculously over crowded as it is. I'd prefer to see her stuck with extensive community service hours.,She'd probably take secret selfies in soup kitchens showing off the disgusting poor people she's got to feed. +Getting a new pc tomorrow. What are your favorite pc games I should try? Tomorrow I will get my new gaming pc. I want some suggestions from you. Which have been your favorite games? Which games have you invested many hours into? Which would you generally recommend?,Overwatch is free to try this weekend so it's a great time to check it out +"I think that the NES is fine and all, but a SNES Classic is what I would rather see as long as they make a proper length controller or just make a Bluetooth controller. If there had to be only 30 games, like the NES Classic, I would pick the following (in no particular order): 1. Doom 2. Super Mario All-Stars + Super Mario World 3. Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island 4. Chrono Trigger 5. Secret of Mana 6. Demon's Crest 7. Disney's Aladdin 8. Donkey Kong Country 9. Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest 10. Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble! 11. EarthBound 12. F-Zero 13. Star Fox 14. Pilotwings 15. Harvest Moon 16. Kirby Super Star 17. Kirby's Dream Land 3 18. The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past 19. SimCity 20. Super Castlevania IV 21. Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars 22. Super Mario Kart 23. Super Metroid 24. Super Punch Out!! 25. Tetris Attack 26. Super Star Wars 27. Super Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back 28. Super Star Wars: Return of the Jedi 29. Yoshi's Cookie 30. NBA Jam",Why Doom? +"I can't say reguarding RoI drops, but definitely not the case in TTK. Those were some of the easiest drops, especially considering some were quest rewards.","Not sure why I was downvoted (inconvenient truth perhaps); I was referring to RoI, hence why I said now." +And his wife?,#TO SHREADS +"HOLY SHIT! Valley Forge, PA - So many women in the crowd. I thought women HATED Trump? Right MSM? CNN TOLD ME SO!",Only women who hate themselves support trump +What R34 at the bottom of my page?,lapis and pearl +WOW!,how +"Yup, they're going for < 300 on jet",Not anymore they're not. +yesterdays news,Link? +"Because the payoff is way too delayed. It's almost like purchasing a trust fund. Construction will take like 10-20 years, maybe something will go wrong, maybe the technology will be way better during that time to start building it now, etc. way too many factors go into it for such a delayed payoff. The IRR on such a thing is pretty low.",And the insurance premiums would probably be much higher than multiple smaller buildings +"Having someone with Ogmur is useful in order to maximize the damage you deal. If he's Armor Broken at the moment of his death trigger, it'll greatly increase the chance you have of finishing his HP before he goes invulnerable.","Haha of course, same with pally and warrior, but the delay he has after the damage is dealt is just so low that I doubt if it happened more than 2-3 times ever." +"Save it, Newt. There's no way we can beat them, okay? They are tailor-made for presidential debates. Last time we played Hilary got emotional battery. We berated that bitch for like two straight hours. I mean really personal stuff. Way over the line. The kind of stuff that just cuts to the core of you ya know? She held it up without a single tear.","Oh god, It's Always Sunny should never line up this well to a presidential race." +Cream and less cookie than half an oreo wafer,Icing and Diabetes +Nice. Should have had Gary Johnson on the back.,Who? +GAME THREAD: Arizona Cardinals vs. New England Patriots THE RED SEASON BEGINS!,Lets have DJ run it down their fucking throats +"The guy being interviewed came back like half an hour later and said on twitter that it actually was technical issues, so I think the guy in the clip is genuine.","If the guy hadn't said it was technical issues, he would have been found with 6 or 7 self-inflicted gunshot wounds the next day." +Really? I've seen the opposite. What sub have you been browsing?,People think Oladipo will be a star with you guys +"Yeah some subtle touches, but not a complete nerf.",It needed a complete nerf. +Really? I could have sworn the british isles were all british people.,And the Brits wonder why we don't like this term. +Do you consider gronk or Brady your current best player?,its gotta be brady +"Swinging is usually about having sex with other people, not horses. And I don't understand what that has to do with voting.",If you are married to a horse and another farmer is married to his horse then you can do a Horse Swing. +Can someone tell me what Persona game this is from?,Where'd you find Persona 4: Yosuke's Early Years? +"Dying is easy. Here, let me show you.",:gun: +"The Wall on NBC (Special Preview Episode) The Wall hosted by Mr. Chris Hardwick is on NBC at 10/9 CST It's a game show (yes, a real one this time) with a giant plinko board. And you can win 12 Million dollars! ^(this will probably be the only discussion thread ever for it)",Damn that wall actually isn't easy +so you have an option to mute bmers? but your rather cry?,Muting them stops any callouts and they've already BM'd me +"Could we add filters by pantheon? Title. In light of the Odyssey quests 'play two characters of this pantheon,' I would think this would be a welcome addition.",Legit a post yesturday talking about how you can use the search field for filtering +"Fucking idiot coworkers saying you don't switch out a leader mid-war. Yeah, when you see someone make a huge mistake and dig deeper, you're just supposed to let them keep going? Or better yet *support* them?",How dare you be so unpatriotic? +Typical yank,The GM of team Canada also refers to it as assistant. +"I didn't realize just how true this was until I served a tour overseas. Hell, in some cases they even put more priority on *us* than they did their own politics. Fucking cray.","When the biggest guy in the room is getting angry, you can be sure that everyone else knows." +They are running out of people on the other side of their trade.,"Oh, really?" +I couldn't agree with you more. I have a buddy who wants me to move his prebuilt PC into a new case and add a new GPU and SSD and every time he asks I give him the runaround. I know as soon as he has a random problem he's going to blame it on me and it isn't worth the money he'd pay me to help him,Ask for more money? +"So, 6 sacks? Okay Keim time for you to go our and find some new OL.",Just don't do it in the 1st round. +Okay I'll bite. What are you referring to as research that doesn't actually benefit us ? And how do you perform medical research without involving animals ?,By doing tests on humans and E.coli of course! +Yeah I don't plan on taking any unless bloodwork confirms I need it.,good man +"Guys, serious piano-induced question: Does smaller balls make the dick look bigger?",Def seems to +The hate doubles on this week.,no u +"Governor Scott Walker on Twitter: If you like the past 8 years, vote @HillaryClinton","Let's see, Obama got us OUT of 2 military interventions, stabilized the economy, developed green energies... compared with the former president before him who got us INTO 2 military interventions, the most catastrophic terrorist event since 1942, destabilized the economy with laissez faire, raised gasoline rates by about double and didn't do anything regarding green energy." +hahaha nice ! KRS,"I've never really listened to that song, just that I've heard that specific line a lot." +"He was a cop, posting what looks like security detail for the exhibition, and he murdered the guy. I'm not sure this is radical Islamic terrorism. There's something more at play IMO.",Yeah this wasn't motivated by religion as much as it was politics. +"No. No it doesn't work like that. See, say you have a fortune. A couple of million dollars. You stop working. You keep the money in a big pile of cash that you like to look at. Or jewels. Whatever, doesn't matter. You just keep it handy. What happens to that money? Well, first, you need to live off it. You feel pretty flush, so you spend $70k a year on a decent home, nice car, some trips. Goes surprisingly fast that $70k, but you're sensible. Thing is, the money is also becoming worth... less. Each year, that government keeps printing more! If it's in gold... well, they keep digging more up! After ten years, your $2m is worth $1.3m, minus inflation... basically, $1m in a moderately bad decade, and even worse in a terrible decade. So what do you do? You invest the money instead. Make it work. You can play it safe, and then you might *just* maintain your wealth in real terms. If you're careful. Or you take real risks. Start a business, or pump it into a company doing something difficult, like inventing a new drug or... a new energy source. If you fail, you lose out big. Nobody talks about failures though. Survivor bias is a bitch, basically. But we all see the guys who make another billion. Woo! If you don't devalue the money, people hoard it instead, and they act like Bitcoin holders. They don't use it as anything other than a transfer of value. That's pretty much the system we had until capitalism happened. Capitalism, whilst not without its problems, is better than what happened before, and is better with respect to human motivations than communism, anarchism and various other systems. Regulated it works quite well... and it has to be regulated because if you don't it all falls back to basic feudalism.",oh ok thanks +What's the best way to get blue engrams,Video proof or it didn't happen. +Vehicles on sale this week,God Damnit I just bought the bike yesterday. +Wwop,i feel like this stands for something... +Huffpo: Trump wants to interpret the Constitution the way the Founding Fathers did. Not cool.,God forbid the president upholds the values that built this country from ground up and made us a world super power in only 200 years. +Is it possible to convert an xbox 360 AV cable to plug into an HDMI port? My receiver only has HDMI ports,There are AV to HDMI converters. +Are you sure it was the same map? Testing for this has only been open for around a month.,"I could be mistaken, it did look really similar to this, though." +Ha,"Just so everyone knows, not resting while you are sick is irresponsible and narcissistic" +Agreed :/ It's very difficult to judge how far you are from a target - the only concrete info we currently have is that the max cover-cover transfer is 25m.,Dead on. +Please just end my life,The way his armpits have slits the hair grows out of makes me uncomfortable +Lol wtf,"In case anyone was wondering, it was a 9/11 themed chess set with planes and towers and everything." +"Plenty of people torrent porn. Streaming is nice and all but torrenting is a far better experience, especially if you're looking for a particular series or site dump. Steaming FHD resolution is hardly a good experience either, I find the bitrates are questionable at best.",Amateurs will never understand the positives of downloading +"Chomsky has always been one of the most liberal-friendly anarchists/leftist figures because a, he doesn't attack liberals as much and b, he locates anarchism as an offshoot of classical liberalism -- I'm not a huge Chomsky follower so I don't know how representative this is, but in his non-linguistics material, I see him citing Enlightenment liberals and contemporary political scientists more than many anarchist figures. So he hasn't grown that way, he's always been that way.","Except that the classical liberals weren't wrong in their ends, just their means, is kind of his point." +"It's been a constant issue with OSW and Botchamania for years now, You Tube tends to delete whatever they are asked to whether is legal or not. At this point it makes more sense to just use other content hosting websites outside of You Tube.","Its a shame because Botchamania and OSW would have so many subs right now if they didn't get all their content deleted, they would be getting sweet youtube ad money." +Why is he watching animals get euthanized on TV?,"To be fair, a lot of the animal rescue programs have depressing moments like that" +Even better.,"Yupp, and if you have a half-decent INT-squad to go along with your God, the fight should be pretty easy." +"Paige Tattoo Contest I feel we should start a contest to see what you can change the tattoo Paige got. After they break up what can the tattoo Alberto be changed to, a eagle, a lion, different word/name?",A still of ADR getting kicked in the head by CroCop +"White Cement 3's or Carmine 6's? Really like both of them, but don't know which one to go with. What are y'all thoughts?","I like the 6 silhouette far more, but the CW for the comments is better" +The backlash against a new TTC campaign proves society has become too easily offended.,I always thought the NHL should be stopped because I could never get the hang of skating backwards with the puck. +Out for a casual stroll,God damnit... sometimes this subreddit is too much to handle... fuck! +Just get titanfall 2 and save urself the disappointment,"I want the remastered, that's why I want legacy edition" +LOLOLOL BEST PRANK EVER,Okay that is *not* a human foot wtf. +Use the Prime filter.,They are all sold as prime +It's with his cigarettes don't kill people evidence.,Or global warming +"Edgy redditor dies three times, story gets absolutely crippled by medical professional","after reading, I am spartacus i would just stop trying to dissect his story seriously lol." +Donald Trump Inviting Nigel Farage to the Stage,bwahaha didn't notice Putin was carrying him +Never forget your friends who are fighting for you,"No need to remind me to not forget, I've always remembered" +Religious map of Russia,"Why is the Atheists figure of 12,9% so low... Was there a resurgence in religions since the Soviet breakup?" +"Throw up Winston Churchill between them instead, give them something to bond over.",I'd rather not have the lad who sent the Black and Tans here anywhere near my pub. +I'll do it for you. Give me their phone number and I will contact them and politely discuss your confusion/concerns regarding the bonus and the event of you not getting the salary increase which has not even happened yet. You keep a close eye on this thread in the meantime.,What's your commission rate ;) +'Dunney Grabbed Me By The Throat' - When Richard Dunne And Joey Barton Went At It In Thailand,"I normally consider Barton to be an insufferable prick, but if that 15 year old actually kicked him in the shin, I would be pissed too, and consider slapping the little shit." +They havent invented a test for CJD which is why people who lived in England between certainly years cant donate.,Would any potential cases of CJD from that time not have flared up with symptoms already... or can it lay dormant for decades? +Hella is totally a NorCal thing.,And hella proud of it! +"Console, you dingus",LOL +Happy birthday man!,Thanks Hombre +"It is made by people who stole the Fallout name, who do not understand what makes Fallout fallout, by people who have no idea how to make games.",/uj I'm just glad people are downvoting this sack of shit. +YESSIR,Nice username +As much as this is scummy for jacking up the price. I think you are paying for security.,TRUE +"Going to have to second this. They also come with the sauce at no extra charge. I would go with the Honey mustard myself, BBQ isn't bad either tho. It's a date feel free to mix the two sauces up and create some thing new and exciting.",The dipping sauces are for later you filthy casual +Her clothes aren't real though.,"If they are magic, shouldn't they disappear when shackled in Dimeritium?" +What's the ultimate fast food dinner under $10?,Burger king 10nuggets for 1.49 +"That moment when not only your penta kill has been robbed, but your soul as well.",Susano is trash Replace the usernames and that's my luck FeelsNoPentaMan +"Not a Trump fan. Needs to be said because people on this website are quick to wrath. He absolutely nailed the Anthony Weiner has Clinton emails speculation, when pundits everywhere called him a kook and that there was no way he would be given access to classified emails like that. Well....","Wow you probably Fuck your sister too, like everyone down there" +"Read the manual, do what it says",Why trust the engineers who built the bike when Jebediah on an anonymous subreddit can tell you! +It's disgusting that you want to see racism.,Almost four hours go by before anyone finally points that out... +"he said hulk smash in his own movie, and puny god in avengers",Look at my reply to the last comment that said something along those lines and replaces one line with two lines. +"them going out of groups at iem was more of a fluke than them winning that tournament an overtime loss that wouldn't have happened if karrigan didn't get the luckiest 3k of all time with an autosniper, and another 16-14",dont forget pyth accidently shot ska in the head while shooting at tim. +"Thank you! That quote of yours just made me think of something. When Phineas gives you the gold badge for playing for 500 hours, he jokes around by saying that you've effectively been playing for 21 straight days. If he can do that, I'm a bit sad that Isabelle never says anything to the same effect. (e.g. Congrats, Mr. Mayor! Today is the one-year anniversary of when you became mayor of this town!)","Damn, didn't think of it like that." +"They're saying all of his tweets and comments, even those *about this case*, are not relevant to the case.",Because attorneys always draft overly-broad motions. +"Why Fromsoft? (DLC weapon spoilers) Why the fuck can't I breath fire with the torch or throw the javelin while I'm using them in the left hand. The Followers even breath fire while the torch is in their left hand, and what the fuck is the point of blocking with a spear that has 5 more stability than a dagger. TL;DR: LET ME DO THE WEAPON ARTS IN THE LEFT HAND WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU","You're not supposed to block with weapons, that's what rolling and 100 block shields are for." +Cheetath Mobile. Chinese company that buys popular apps and stuffs them with spyware and malware,Nice. +Work camps?,I was going to say install them into clothing stores as resident tailors. +Ghost Girl by Anastasios Gionis,"Yeah, but when you're drunk she's like a 6 man." +The Mummy Trailer Review,Nice blatant self-promotion... +"Screw Attack is above parts of the Pecking Order, because they use *science* and are much better at fancalcs than us puny mortals. Re: Raiden can defeat Wolverine even though Wolverine is a comic book character. I think their authority extends up to NOLIMITS on the Pecking Order, wherever that is these days.",Their fancalcs are not as dank as those from vsbattles wikia though. +"Definitely not the Flashpoint comics, that's for sure. Doing one thing right and a whole story wrong doesn't make me cheer for the one thing they did right. I am really disappointing in this season.",Tom Cavanagh said that there is a chance they can do a more comic book accurate Flashpoint. +Bitmain's Made an Official Announcement about the Giant Xinjiang Mining Facility,I wonder what the big aircraft hanger building at the back is for? +More Western Pennsylvania gun sales go to 1st-time buyers,And here I thought all the rise in gun buying was due to half a dozen supercollectors in Montana. +It appears they have members from all around the globe.,Hehehe +J.J. Watt Is Only Allowed To Walk; Close To Becoming Best Walker Ever,Nice title :D +"It's not even that useful, shrugs. I'll wait for android wear compatibility.",Have fun waiting for the paid Apple exclusively window to run out +"Looks super bland if I'm being perfectly honest. This beloved series has gone seriously downhill and just keeps resorting more to anime girls and plastering the same few characters everywhere. Zhao Yun (and now his bff), Guan Yu, Xiahou Dun and of course, Lu Bu). The actual gameplay looks pretty bland and likely hardly innovates from older tactics games. And like the main DW series, probably innovates in a way to make it even more shallow. This is why I stopped buying their titles. They started going way downhill after the PS2 era and just keep making money off their and other brands because they're out of ideas or just too lazy to innovate anything.",Dynasty Warriors 3 will forever be the GOAT of the series +What is happening? Flynn's son fired for mentioning pizzagate?,Flynns son hadn't been involved in any decisions anyway. +Can someone link Alex J? Never watched him b4.,He actually has a great newscast..and he has provided all of the protester vids during the primary. +"People were bitching about the view count on yesterday's O'Keefe video. Today it's over 2.5 million. Relax, young pede.",Ok elder pede +"See also Trump whining about Hillary, She yells!",But he has the best temperament +"White Titanium Lightning Wheels Keys/ Combinations So I only got my baby Wheels left, gotta find them a new better home! I want 40 keys or heatwave + keys combination! Give my babies more miles on them, before the rot away :C","Parallax, road hog xl cert goalkeeper, show off cert takumi, turtle cert xdevil, and dom gt for them?" +Wtf is a chp,Chili Hot Peppers +GTX 980's for 275$...somewhere? or not?,Why bother getting a 980 at that price when you could get a 480 for cheaper or a 1060 for a similar price? +fraunsdantine circle jerk,remov competent officur replac with noob friendz xaxaxa +this is fucking hilarious,^ so much this +My god that sounds like heaven,In LA you get a dab on the way out the door free at many dispensaries. +Oishi strikes again!,Too dark for kids to understand hahaha +BREAKING : Clinton Foundation #FailedTaxAudit Forces them to Refile Tax returns and Audit for Errors,"Heh, get serious." +"The cowboys shouldn't be this good, and its not fair.",Bby is ok +What do you mean where am I getting it from? It's just what I think. Most posts I see are about Walker Assault.,Pretty much everyone here loves WA and HvsV the most out of the regular game modes +Congratulations to Imaqtpie for securing the equal most NA Challenger Jackets,IM SO FUCKING STRONG RIGHT NOW HOW DID THAT KILL ME +"Yeah, my favorite series of all time is the OGN Summer 2014 Final - KTA vs. SSB. I think there are a couple others that stack up ... EU LCS Spring 2015 Semi-Final SK vs. UOL, LCK Summer 2015 Semi-Finals KOO vs. KT, LCK 2015 Regional Qualifier CJ vs. JAG, NA LCS Spring 2016 Semi-Finals TL vs. CLG, EU LCS Regional Qualifier 2016 UOL vs. SPY come to mind. This is of course all in the post - 2014 era of competitive League.",2016 na lcs spring finals was pretty hype imo And 3rd/4th place match in summer was also super clown fiesta-y but hype as shit +This sub right now.,"Muh Feelzzz -leans into mic- wrong Lets see how things are going by the first quarter of 2018 and let me know what you think of Trump's policies at that time K, thanx." +WE HAVE A SMOKING GUN: John Podesta tells Cheryl Mills we're going to have to dump all those emails the day after subpoena. INTENT.,*Intent*. +"I heard you like countdowns during your countdowns, so we put countdowns in your countdowns, Count!",Wow! +Russians No Longer Dispute Olympic Doping Operation,And now you must admit you invaded Ukraine. +TOTGS Dembele or OTW Dembele? Should I buy TOTGS Dembele or buy OTW Dembele?,ones a LW ones a RW +"Yeah, too bad professors are never great trainers.",Kukui and his Stealth Rock Roar Lycanroc beg to differ +"The whole point of a laptop is that it's supposed to be portable. I wouldn't get this on a plane as hand luggage. It's useless, ugly and so insanely overpriced (I'm betting it will be). You can probably build 2 1080 builds for what I think this will be priced.",It is far more portable than a desktop. +If OP or anyone would down for a group hike that'd be fun. I just did Firey Gizzard a 1.5hr drive from here and that would be a cool one to do when the trees start changing color.,that would be super fun +When you're to big to walk normally,To think his thighs can just crush his scrotum at any second +Freakishly enough it appears to be Turkey that hasn't sent instructions. Source: scroll up to the discussion of twitter and Turkey.,I've lost track of the nations he's beholden to. +"Trump is like a guy doing jumping jacks in the middle of a funeral, who then is offended that everyone is staring at him.",Please don't make me picture that. +"I'd respect his professional work. I wouldn't respect his politics or analytical skills and reasoning, or his xenophobia. We are large. We contain multitudes. I don't have to respect someone all or nothing.",All true. +There's a false belief that conservatives don't care about people which is completely false. We care about people BECAUSE we don't think handouts work. Liberals pander to the idea that they care for others when in reality the only thing they want is votes.,Single payer Healthcare isn't a handout it would benefit everyone +He can't grow his ceremonial beard yet.,And when he does he's going to proclaim his privilege so hard. +"BUT, BUT I'M THE VICTIM GODDAMMIT???????!!!1!!! MMMUUUURRRRGGGAAAHHHHH!!!!!!??!!?!?!1!?!!!?",Reaching critical levels of literally shitting themselves silly. +"No, I don't.",SRS troll account. +Fwd: This is to cute!!!!!,This is reddit whenever veganism comes up. +"Hey reddit, if the rainbow represents LGBTQ, what should represent heterosexuals?",A penis entering a vagina flag? +Blows my mind that a hundred years hasn't even past since women got the right to vote,it's also only been a hundred years since men got the 'right' to vote. +That poor guy... the crew gave him hard coconuts. Too ripe or under ripe. I can't remember which is which.,If it was you wouldn't you at least show up an hour early and make sure everything was correct? +Should start doing this for Orders chat.,"Ha, like people actually use that." +Las Vegas team hockey logo released,The vaginas +Make an opening in its body and ceremonially slip in a Father Christmas figurine and a Christmas pudding before you light it up.,r/nocontext +Them being uneven is not what I'd call a good look.,"Bro, what exactly do you have a problem with?" +"I'd go Coates. No Revis, Jets will focus on AB","Yeah the other thing is that I already banked David Johnson's 30 points and my opponent already banked Michael Floyd's goose egg so I had been leaning Washington's floor over Coates's ceiling, but man I really like Coates a lot this week." +"Thanks for the ARG, Blizzard","here, you dropped this:" +I really want one but my gts won't let me go on cause my previous trade had a connection error :/,"Some guy DQ'd on me too but it was fine after some time, try again now" +The Las Vegas Criss Angel Mindfreaks,Their intro can be that the lights go black and then come back up with them on the ice! +Ohh yes. Appearing on RT and writing for dailycaller,I wish him showing up on RT surprised me. +I should go get a pizza later.,Agreed. +"Honestly, who hunts with those on when you can have some quick earplugs that hang around your neck like those old headphones. I've never hunted ear-blind even when hog hunting. You wanna be able to hear people as well as prey with ease. If you end up firing off a round or two without ear protection, C'est la vie.",He's effectively trying to hunt without the use of his ears. +Wentz is like the inverse of Mcnabb as far as missing receivers.,I liked McNabb's misses better though. +"if the curve for women's perception of men was reasonable as well the world would be such a happier place, with so many more happy couples. its kind of sad when you think about it.",This is why we need meninism +"One Week to Election: Trump Seizes Momentum, Tries to Unite GOP","Trickledown economics, climate change denialism, religious kooks on the supreme court.... boy, we sure can afford a Trump presidency!" +"Has my garage damaged my brakes? Hi guys, VW Polo 05. 1.4 petrol. A few weeks ago, I had the garage change my brake pads and discs. Last week the warning light flashed and beeped indicating a fault with the brake system. Took it to the garage and the mechanic said the fluid tank was bone dry. He filled it with fluid and the light stopped flashing. Yesterday, same light beeped, checked the fluid tank, bone dry... I've had this car almost 2 years with no problem. Now he's changed my pads and discs, this happens twice. Are they related? Thanks",Blown caliper seal +They waited till AFTER the check cleared...,"They donated $10,000 to the ADL." +"TL;DW - Shkreli says his company's increase of the price of an old drug they'd bought the rights to was put on insurance providers, not patients, and that most co-pays (what the patient would pay) for the drug was $1. He explains this, claims that since his company bought it the drug is accessible to more people and for a lower price, but does not refer the kid to any evidence beyond his own explanation. Kid thinks the full $750 cost of the drug was put on patients, censures Shkreli for it, doesn't accept the his explanation, and doesn't seek further evidence to support either guy's claim. This goes back and forth for a long time.",TIL shkreli's company increased the price for insurance providers. +the freefly begin when 2.6 drop \^^ they just annouced it early \^^,oh alright...I was like.... what's the point? +Most exciting game of the season last night. Tampa played last night too though but..i think they had an easier win haha,Also we didn't play last night +Celesteela color edit (Guzzlord's colors.),Guzzlord reminds me of the Monstro heartless from Kingdom Hearts. +Would you complain if you went to trade in or sell your 1 year old phone and they told you it had no value and couldn't be used towards the purchase of the new one?,No. +"This is his third time, he obviously can't handle it on his own.",He obviously can't handle it with a team around either. +"The key is too add a drink as well. First chomp on your fries, squeeze ketchup in your mouth, take a big swig of coca-cola, swish it around your mouth, gargle, swallow, repeat.",That imagery makes me want to die +"Sorry, Angels already called dibs",Pls +"There may be a criminal case to come, it's just the plaintiff didn't pursue a criminal case, but the the police commented that they are reviewing the evidence to see if there is enough for a criminal case. They weren't aware of a lot of the things like the text logs and toxicology report.",Pretty standard operating procedure anytime a civil case like this takes place. +"Absolute nonsense. The corruption of Canaan which led to the destruction of Judea and Samaria is not present in the Bible, that's why the Old Testament constantly denounces the worship of Canaanite Gods and we see stories of God ordering the Israelites to purge all Canaanites who worship false gods.",You need to read more about the authorship of the Bible. +Cringe-worthy.,Glad you like it :^) +"lol nah just dont understand why u were so negative. how abouit this, u play kwang and do the same thing and record it for me if you think its so easy. then u can be a bitch",You're a bitter ps4 player for some reason. +"Bases in DC were on Delta, as I have heard.",Most US bases went to Delta that day. +"Damn, are all photographers 'friendzoned boys'?","Well all my female friends are only friends because I can't fuck them, so yeah this checks out." +Why do you think we have statutory rape laws?,"To punish men, duh" +"GDT #1 | Stars @ Avs | 7:00PM MST | Alt | BALLS OUT. It's time my people. The off season is over, the avs are back, Bednar is in control, 9 and 29 finally have the As. Have fun! As always, GO ASS!!",NATTY MAC! +THE FBI IS TELLING US TO MAKE FREEDOM OF INFORMATION REQUESTS AND THEY WILL PUT IT ON TWITTER,I really hope this is true +"Ah shit.. Sorry to hear, think of it as an opportunity to get a better job.",Adversity is an oppertunity for change. +"It can be, but more commonly it's dirt in the disc bobbins, making the discs not float properly. Cleaning out the shit with some brake cleaner will reduce noise a lot, but also make sure you still have brake pads.","Yup, spot on" +"Name any anime character groups that come in threes. Have a little fun with this Q; it's sorta like Family Feud, except there's no #1 answer. The Q is pretty self-explanatory: Name any anime character group that comes in groups of three. :D",Any Macross love triangle. +Fast Times at Ridgemont High isn't really a comedy.,Whether you find it funny or not it's considered a Teen comedy. +I was thinking my cards don't reach anyone! I'm glad you enjoy it :),Sorry to give you that idea. +From what I have seen many of the same assholes that were echoing the election was rigged beforehand are now calling it a fair election. And that everyone needs to accept the results. Then again these appear to be that special group of supporters who seem to have some sort of cognitive deficiency. From what I can tell not all Trump supporters are racist assholes with IQ's hovering around that of a trash bucket. Some tend to abstain from political details and conflicts and only show interest towards more populist candidates. Typically though a moderate is required for this position in order to win moderate votes. This election however appears to be exhibiting some sort of anomaly. Further investigation is heavily advised.,"More like they're calling out Hillary supporters who hypocritically demanded Trump supporters accept the results, and then immediately took to the streets and burned cities when she lost." +Six cocks and thats me.,Seven cocks and she's Snow White. +Psynet means they play on a different platform. He could only get that developer tag by one of the devs (a.k.a. Him) makes it.,"No, he uses the psynet profile image to make it look like he's playing on a console, but he's actually on a PC." +I'll just push my baby through this acrid black smoke while playing on my cell phone....oh there's a fire? People are so oblivious.,"I mean the smoke was blowing away and they seemed safe, what's the problem?" +"Click here if you're on Virgin Media in Ireland So I'm in college in UL and I'm being absolutely shafted. I want to order in internet but NOBODY wants it in this household. I don't know why, it's only a tenner each a month. So anyway, there's a Horizon Wi-Fi Free point right beside this house, but I need an account number and deets to access it. So I was thinking of using that until my SUSI grant comes into play. Basically, if anyone has a Virgin Media account number and details they'd be willing to share, I'd be eternally grateful",5468548 have fun! +I have watched this so many times. How many years has it been?,4.5 +This is IRydePwnies. Its come to my attention that you're still spitting puppet noise on Reddit.,Why aren't you posting on your main? +Oh man is what kind of piece is that?,It's a Charmander +"My go to is: Everyone is a feminist until there is heavy lifting to be done. They can't argue with it, because they can't do it. If they argue they can use some kind of machine to aid them, guess what? a man invented that, to make other mens lives easier.",Truth. +Live SmackDown Live Discussion Thread - November 15th 2016 Welcome to the live thread! This'll be more fleshed out sometime between 5 and 6pm PST :P,Oh man I remember all those cops in Pirates of the Caribbean. +It's interesting how this is being covered... to me it seems like a rejection of Turkey becoming more extreme thus loosening it's alliance with the USA/west and increasing it's relationship with Russia.,Ya they love Russian (ambassadors) is exactly what I gathered from this photo +Avs prospect Andrei Mironov levels former Avs prospect Joey Hishon with a hip check,I'm sad Mironov isn't going to come over to NA. +Dats fookin racist m8,Spoilers: I'm Chinese too. +"If you were to advertise Team Fortress 2, how would you advertise it? What would you do to make this 9-year-old game gain a massive player base?","Advertising is good, but if you advertise it at Asia.... You're just asking a bullet to your head." +I don't know if you're right but this whole thing was definitely sketchy from the beginning. I honestly believe that the winner is his alt account. Look who just showed up right after the thread was deleted.,"Hmmm i wasn't thinking that, but maybe it is an elaborate scheme.." +Do they make coffee cups too by any chance?,I think that would be the most expensive cup in the world. +The motive for the recount has been revealed. Excess funds go to the Green Party.,(((Stein))) +What is something every foreigner should know about the country you live in?,"It's huge, Grand Canyon to NYC is not a day trip" +"Hello everyone, I am attempting to build a wood puzzles but I have bad instructions and no name. I would love to get some help in finding the instructions for this woof puzzle.",Woof woof +The Saudi conflict is pretty tough. I agree. I don't have any idea on the best way to handle it because they have so much influence. But I do think the Bushes have a better relationship with the Saudis then Obama..,The Bushes and Saudis are one big crime family. +Sweet Potato Chips,"Just when you thought you had the best chips in town, I arrive!" +Until my mouth bleeds.,Once your mouth starts bleeding the salt is going to get old real fast. +That's the direction it's been headed the in the last 1.5 years and people love it. LoL has made some worthwhile innovations to the genre that makes it more fun and accessible and Valve has deliberately chosen to replicate them. There's no shame in that.,are you high ? +"You're joining as an infantryman just because you can't find work? You realize what you're getting into, right? I love my job, but it will physically wreck you, and you will be having a shit time on exercise. I'm hoping the fact you're out of work isn't the only reason you've signed up for the infantry.",Yea you've really got to have your heart in it for combat arms. +I know this guy!!! He has partial season tickets and decided to upgrade last night to sit there...,A lightning fan has partial season tickets for the flyers? +Yes but SolarEdge has it built in for a while and even without rapid shutdown SolarEdge is going to still be down in less than a minute. With rapid shutdown under 30 seconds.,Yea because a fireman really has the time to peak underneath a solar array and check for MLPE while the building is on fire... +With Barnes going off for 50 on 8/8 from 3 point range. Bogut with a casual 20/10.,"If you showed someone this comment last year, it'd still make sense for a Warriors-Mavs game" +Dylan likes you too.,and me? +Little help please. My friend was given this and we have no idea what it actually is outside of a pistol frame.,Gib pls +Fuck me up.,I'll leave the fucking to your cousin. +"how about 0pts, 1rbs and -31 +/-",Yea because -31 is SOOOOOOOOO much worse than -29 +"So, like the guy rolling down the road in a new fancy top of the line Corvette? He looks like he has money, but realistically his credit cards are maxed and he's living paycheck to paycheck just to afford the car because he wants to be seen as having status.","Yeah, nobody in the world drives a car like a Corvette because they think it's fun." +Ok but have you seen Odell?,I have not. +I've seen them on old war vets military page re-shares expressing some attitude about something young people are doing or stupid people.,I mostly see them from a middle aged veteran woman so... best of both worlds? +You have downvoted my comment chain. Good show sir. Bravo.,No I didn't. +Yeah it's right next to the purse holder and makeup mirror in the driver's seat,"You forgot my blow dryer and other hair accessories too, like we haven't heard that before." +And trump won.,And America lost +Waited two HOURS to early vote in Arizona.,Please don't register Democrat in our great state. +Honestly I make about half what you will but I wouldn't buy a European luxury car even if I made 200k a year. You really have to love these cars to be ok with spending the crazy amounts of money necessary when it comes time for a repair.,"Dude's buying new/newish, everything's covered under warranty." +James Harden is now full time point guard,harden is going to be a monster this season +"The threat is that there's a crazy terrorist that has the deadliest, fastest spreading, and most incurable virus the world has ever seen, and it will be unleashed in 24 hours if he does nothing. However, he gave humanity a chance to save themselves if they could produce a single human who can both beat Super Metroid faster than he can (he can only get his time down to 45 minutes real-time completion), AND can beat him in table tennis, as he's quite awesome at that, but isn't quite 2000+ ranked. Since I'm the best table tennis player out of Super Metroid's top ten, I guess I'd have the best chance to save the world. Though I'd probably get nervous and fuck it all up and we're all fucked anyway.",That's an oddly specific skill set. +"I keep telling myself, STOP POSTING ON FACEBOOK and i find myself posting again about politics",that's how I am with twitter but I just keep tweeting +Only Moe you'll see on E-League again.,LOL thanks +"In 5+ months we've only had 1 new Hero and 1 new Map. Sure, many people here don't like to hear that and will argue about how we've had brawls and competitive seasons and events and cosmetics, but does any of that really matter? The fun of the game comes from the gameplay. We haven't received a single new game type in almost 6 months which is pitiful considering the game only contains 3 to begin with. 1 New Hero, 1 New Map. It's just taking so long for anything to come out. Sure, it's technically free and I appreciate that, but this game sold millions and millions of copies, continues to make millions and millions of dollars through loot boxes yet updates are slower than most free to play games. I love playing this game and still play it daily, but it's getting more and more boring to play the same content over and over, and this S0mbra stuff makes it more frustrating. We've been being teased about a single new Hero now for months and months. Even when S0mbra finally releases, there is no realistic way she can live up to any level of hype people expect. Even if she is the coolest Hero yet, the new factor will wear off in mere days.","I'd love a new Hero, a new map, randomized day/night cycles for the maps, and an announcement that you CAN NO LONGER get duplicates in seasonal loot boxes...but that's just me." +"You can have a light anti tank grenade but it's really quite useless unless there's a few of you using it. You can always get into a light gun emplacement but they turn too slowly and have poor range, plus they're usually in daft places.",There's also dynamite which does a good amount +"Would you rather have the US military on the ground fighting house to house? This would have been like Fallujah, except we would have had to stay.",id rather we stay the fuck out of it. +"Those HDR monitors from LG don't do HDR minimum spec of 1000 nit peak brightness and they don't hit 100% DCI-P3 color gamut, so they cannot do HDR, instead , they are HDR ready as in they will accept a HDR signal as 10 bit and sorta try to not have banding. Since they don't hit 100% DCI-P3, only 95%, you cannot calibrate them to show content mastered for HDR properly either. These first line of models don't have better color reproduction, or the higher peak brightness or minimum black level that HDR need to make a difference. They will be nice looking 3840x2160@60Hz 10-bit monitors, but they are not slated to be 4k HDR gaming monitors for PC or console gaming. Unless a display manufacturer is keeping a OLED gaming monitor under wraps for CES, I don't see a issue with getting a good IPS monitor from Microcenter. Even if they do announce one, you probably have time to do a return, CES is earlier this year and if not, monitors last many years and investing in a good one you can use now will mean you have time to wait for better HDR options than settling for the first batch of them.","Well, correct me if I'm wrong, but Dell has a 144hz 4k OLED monitor." +I'm guessing this is sarcasm.,I'm guessing this isn't. +Oh boy you got him there.,Sad ! +I think this meme is bordering arrow to the knee territory.,Memes only truly die when they are overused by attention seeking 12 yr olds +Dreaming of a gold Breath of the Wild game card...,the cart needs to be longer than that +"I'm 17 years old, and ready to be roasted.",Feeling rapey? +"Well i already have musa, so i can bring him in. I can convert firmino down to a cam and get kante, im guessing in for henderson. As for CB it would be changing out kabaseli?, i have williams untradeable and he's a stud. And thanks for the recommendations :D","Yeah I think Smalling is a must get honestly, he is a rock." +What's wrong with Hayward?,"Injured finger, too much League, mind games psyching him out" +Good for that one guy who jumped into action to try and help immediately even though it was a stranger.,Good for that guy looking before crossing the street to check on him. +"Danielle: I want to win HOH because none of these girls have hardly talked to me ever! And they'll be all ha ha ha and will want to talk about my son. And I'll say no, don't talk about my son! !BBT","It's probably a good rule if you dislike anyone or they stress you out so much that you're inventing fake arguments with them, dialogue included, for you to win in your head you need to stop and ask yourself why." +CHEESEEEEE Its so weird some people dont like cheese like.. how do you not like nachos?? Or mac and cheese? Please explain!!!,"I love cheese, but it is rotting milk carcass; so there is that." +"Glad it wasn't just me that had that....CraveTV was an absolutely painful experience. Crave and Shomi can go **** themselves, they only reason they even exist is to poach stuff away from Netflix.",I keep on reading reviews that say people cancelled their service because of the UI... +"No, we needed to comply and get out of the way. The only thing I may have done differently would be to take the aircraft, get us on track and cleaned up, then turn it back over to the student.",Thanks for sharing +can someone explain this meme to me?,It made me said because for a second i thought there was a doner kebab place in huntsville +Now id love a remaster of that epicness,Holy god I could die happy +European Warhammer Open Day- Blood Bowl,Sweet Christmas +Reddit feature idea - Super Reverse-Gold: pay 50 bucks to delete another user's account entirely. I'd go broke in a week.,Then reddit will be a shit show for alt righters +I purchased two items from CVS ...,Now we know you're into Loreal products. +How about Tulsi?,Merkley/Gabbard or Gabbard/Merkley +"I wonder if musk will go for the presidency after his cows come home re: solarcity/tesla and mars. I hope so, he seems reasonable and intelligent, with hope for the future.","He doesn't meet citizenship requirements, I think." +#notmyfirstlady (soon!),Ugly +"I bought the season pass for the maps, extra in game content, and for all future dlc releases to be discounted or free. So why is everything that is being put into the game being charged at full price? ESPORTS onyx gear, and now these two characters and their weapons. $30.00 plus? What were they thinking?",$$$$$ +Pink as HELL,_We're hitting cancer levels that shouldn't be possible_ +r.i.p cs points lmao,meanwhile my friend doubled up on leicester defense... +"Yeah thatll work for sure. Thanks man, have a merry christmas!","For sure my man, that Rockford Fosgate you linked earlier is a great amp too for the speakers" +"Yea. You did way better than me. Although I can't put a rubber down your throat, just a piece of plastic on you oropharynx.","Youse guys are both a couple of sick fuks, ya are." +"I have so few QCK RR units that all of my good or even kinda good QCK units are fully leveled. Same with DEX, although I've gotten more of them recently. I'd say STR is probably reaching that point as I got a bunch all at once and haven't prioritized them quite as well as others. But I've yet to run into the issue you've mentioned except in terms of sockets and special levels.","it seems that you have 7/11 problem, brother ;) to many STR units" +Yeah pretty fucking bad...hasnt been to any valve events... Wait he has....,"you non-TI fuck - Charlie Yang, 2016" +Or was being paid by the word.,"I'm looking at you, Silver Maple tree." +But does she like ideas,"Well, that's an imaginary noun, so no, she does not like ideas." +"Can't wait to be done with all the election bullshit. Hate seeing my friends have their closeted racist come out once every 4 years, it's especially bad this year. I personally don't give a fuck about other's political views and I just think arguing with others will just cement them in their beliefs even more.",Crazy how many rap loving Trump supporters I know*:(* like how? +my two favorite players in a dick measuring contest <3 this is a good season,Westbrook is the kind of guy to stretch his dick a couple of seconds before the measurement to gain an inch +"#**I've seen things you little pepes wouldn't believe.** Memes so spicy they burned the most notoriously criminal family-tree in America to the fucking ground. I watched with tears in my eyes as significantly less than 50% of the US population turned into pillars of salt on November 9th 2016. I've seen a brakeless train traveling at over seven times the speed of light come to an immediate halt at the gates of the White House. They will tell you it was beautiful, and you will feel proud. But you will never truly *understand*, little pepes. How it felt to be on the front lines, shitposting in all directions. The line between man and meme blurring until there was no distinction at all. For a short while, Kek walked among us. And it was glorious. [Grandpepe dies with a smile on his face.] *Gr... Grandpepe?* **Leave him be, children. He's with the Donald now.**",He's in Memehalla now. +*chowdah,CHOWDA +"Monster Trucks (2016) predictions Released: Monday 26 December 2016 UK, Friday 13 January 2017 USA (wide) Distributor: Paramount Genre: Science-fiction/Action/Comedy MPAA/BBFC Rating: PG Budget: $125 million (rumored)",its going to do around i'd say -2.5 million +But evolution is a theory...,So is gravity. +Anyone else still play No man's sky?!?!,"No, out of the millions of copies sold, and the few thousand active players, you are the only person playing." +There are plenty of other games to go play,"Oh ok that fixes all of my complaints about NMS, thanks." +"Including their loss to the Jazz tonight, the Spurs have never, in the history of their franchise, started a season 5-0.","Pop just didn't want to draw attention to our season, that's why he made us lose." +"That fcs loss is hard to overlook. If they beat Colorado, they will get some attention.",Coorado has been over hyped to be fair +How people can't tell that this is sarcasm is beyond me,"Considering this sub is mostly filled with people who have never touched a soccer ball in their life, it's hard to tell." +"Paul Konerko, right? I'll never forget my dad flipping channels during commercial break, flipping back and the White Sox were already celebrating and their score increased by 4.",*dads* +"TIL of John C. Beale, a man who pretended he was a CIA secret agent, flew around the world on first-class flights, stayed in high-end hotels and cost the taxpayers almost $900,000.","He definitely was working for the CIA and they burned him, lets be real..." +"I didn't catch the loot cave :( Christmas N00b, but I have a couple good VoG memories, never was much of a raider, but when we fired up that Treasure... ooh man was it fun.","Don't worry, I was a day 6 player and didn't know how to get there until a bit before they patched it" +Ironically?,No like literally applauding him for being the first Trump surrogate to not deflect and play the no name calling card. +Do you think Trump can win MI and NM?,Not a chance. +I always thought it was Yngwie Fucking Malmsteen,You are correct! +"~~I mean, she's a retired super model, isn't she?~~ actually not so sure where I heard that, but I still think she's the most attractive first lady we've had in awhile.",You see a beautiful woman and all I see is a gold-digger and trophy wife. +Sure do miss The Origins Crew Sure do miss all of them its just not the same playing ZIS. I really am becoming a very casual player now. Anyone else having this problem? I actually kinda started moving back to Black Ops 3 because I still think it fits my style.,"I mean they're two different beasts, I'm planning on getting Blops on PC for mod tools" +"In addition to drug and weapons charges, Eagles WR/PR Josh Huff also charged with DUI","Nice, looks like we'll be getting that 3rd after all." +The 20 Derby just doesn't have the same ring to it,420 Derby? +You're Plankton and you want to steal the Krabby Patty Secret Formula. What's your diabolical plan?,I call it Plan Z +"Hey, it's me your friend",Let's go bowling +You may now be complacent.,"Thanks, fuck this stressful shit." +"Would be better than the i3 for rendering, but in games that only recognize 4 cores the i3 performs better",Yeah I do quite a bit of rendering. +What TV show started out strong but burned out in the later seasons?,Something something Arrow something something. +Don't get old.,"You know, the Guiness World Record for oldest person seems to be cursed - every time someone breaks it, they seem to die within the next 20 years." +there are young pats fans out there who literally don't know what it's like to lose more than 6 games in a season,You guys should trade places with the Browns for a year just to be fair +I still don't know what they were thinking with that first death. They literally watched Mata's Alistar walk up to them.,Mata disrespected me that game Gee I wonder why +Wits end on Anivia or Ohmwrecker on... anyone?,Ohm on a fed Zac is fun to dive mid tower +L,Goodbye +"I think it goes Davis, Griffin, Green, Aldridge",I'd also take millsap over Aldridge tbh +"If I'm Najib, now would be a very good time for me to throw the book at these people, and go see, I ain't corrupt, I'd hang these mofo if the courts let me!. That would satisfy the people's thirst for blood and divert attention from his recent, uh, scandals, while at the same time giving his supporters something to lean on (of course he's not corrupt, didn't you see him getting tough against those people in Sabah?). I wonder if the gomen is hiring any spin doctors atm.",the fact that they were arrested means they are already meant to be sacrificed +The description still says fist on forehead so i'm pretty sure it changed,"Um... yeah, that's weird." +"I think at this point Paul Ryan should just unendorse Trump. Even if he does endorse Trump, Trump's mistreatment probably earned him mock and derision in the Trump base and there's no way they will support someone they despise. No point courting that base.",It's too late now +We have the world's largest statue of Jerry Richardson.,How many other Jerry Richardson statues are there? +I am subscribed to that sub,Lol +That doesn't even begin to make sense. Giving up on Rubby? And just letting Beef walk when he was projected to make under $6m? Jesus,Good chance that Rubby won't pitch in 2017 at all. +"And that's including bag weight, ouch. Nothing hurts dealers more than word of mouth, get the word out there that he's skimping by over a gram and that's just on eighths, karma will solve it. Or, alternatively, tell him to weigh it in front of you next time.",my dealer won't rip me off because he knows he'll never make another cent from me. +Is that 29% the Basket of Deniables?,Basket of Tendies +Why are people here so fucking negative.,"It is because drug use increases the amount of electrons in your body, thus areas where drug users congregate have a high potential of being negatively charged" +MWR PRIVATE MATCH,The private match works? +"Whoops well guess I didn't hit reply right then, just hit add comment. New here sorry.",Yeah I've made that mistake before. +"all three of you are right, none of you are contradicting each other",we did it reddit +Am I the only one who thinks they should never put Reggie on camera ever? He just comes off as corny and out of touch.,I feel just like a purple Pikmin +Pepsi Admits That Aquafina Bottled Water Is Just Tap Water,"And this surprises people, how?" +Is that a custom skin?,Not OP but yes it is +"That heater doesn't have a thermocouple, it has a thermopile.",True dat. +munnins are not good friend.,JUST LET ME DREAM! +Donald Trump posing with the love of his life.,Urgh...this made puke +Great looking lady.,I guess we're lying now? +"I am not religious, more just an ethical standard that if I see someone beating a child (real beating, not just a pat on the butt as punishment or something) I will try to stop them.","Unfortunately, depending on who wins the next election, it could be that if you are religious then you could possibly have more rights than somebody who's not religious." +"Out of reach, if they have a pussy.",It's got to be increasingly difficult to both be a Republican and a woman simultaneously in today's Republican party. +I think Reddit doesn't.,I'm not sure who Reddit is +Launch the canoe of death!,Release the polar bears! +At least we know how big the owl is.,And knowing is half the battle! +"20-something people of Kapolei and the West side, what do you do for fun? What makes it better than town? Asking as a townie. I realized I never quite got off the freeway on that side of town to hang out except for the odd work related event. I've been sporadically following the economic developments on the west side. I want to explore that side of the island more and find out what people do out here. So what makes the West side the best side to you?",Pray For Sex (Beach) +NEW CRASH SITE,"I spy with my little eye, an anaconda and a T9?" +"I wonder if that one E3 press conference where Nintendo just fell totally flat was the reason they went with a console to 'please the Nintendo fans'. Mario, Zelda as lanuch titles (I'm assuming). Pokemon on the big screen (still probably no MMO yet, unless you count PoGo as that MMO). It's a Nintendo fanboy's wetdream.","Mario Kart is in the teaser trailer, I have to assume that means MK9 will be either launch title or out by next Christmas." +how did you even get any deaths? i usually went 30-0 with a heavy tank just taking as many points as I could,"If the enemy team doesn't have their heads up their asses they can take down a heavy tank with just 1 landship, especially if they have k bullets in the area (which are so broken honestly especially against unarmored jeeps)" +Would You Buy an Android Phone With No Headphone Jack?,Only if the 3.5 mm audio jack suddenly becomes outdated and useless. +SNP's Nicola Sturgeon announces new independence referendum bill - BBC News,Referenda for all! +Fan music video),Title of the video and thumb nail make it look like a porn parody. +Raiders of the Lost Park,The Temple of 'Blum +Because I just got another phone call and might have a third interview scheduled for two days. Definitely not stressing out now or anything.,That's three more interviews than I've gotten lately :( +Guardiola: Bournemouth the best attacking team we've played. Manchester City's other opponents just used the long ball,The Rayo Vallecano of England? +"If you understand Mandarin, you'd find that the translated subs were less harsh than the original.",I thought the translation was much harsher than the original mandarin. +It appears that they did. The latest version 1.0.42.151 has drastically reduced the amount of disk I/O carried out by the program.,thanks i just reinstalled :) +Sweeper is the one. No other medic weapon gets the job done for me.,Autoloader is fun :V +Not the first time I've made that typo.,Suite dude. +"IMO a trap would be worse, as it'd likely have a much larger AoE... We don't need huge patches of mobs armor broken :P","Could be a reason to actually play huntress, and theres no reason the area could be like 2 tiles." +"That's a porn, right?",Anything can be porn if you put your mind to it. +You mean daycare? I think most people are ok with that.,but you have to pay for daycare. +"Sorry, I was being ignant...",and reckless +I dont know where im suppose to plug stuff in,What stuff? +DAE Remember iGoogle? Fuck I'm old,/uj it was more customizable than iphone today +"A very easy way to alter your stat build is with food buffs, as well.","Yeah I actually use the +300 crit food when needed, but I will need more than that to reach 35-40%, crit% is increasing very slowly :)" +It's actually in the description.,In the description of the text you deleted? +Nope. And now if something is covering the top bar when I try to turn it on it actually let's me.,ill post a video later because it isnt working (on 3 phones i've tried) +Why would you link a picture of it and not the link to the actual apk?,"I'm sorry, I didn't know it was so hard to find the link" +Who needs logic when you have Ray Comfort!,Uh I've never seen an atheist praise anything. +Mods. It's time to edit rule 10. The shills are out in full force now. It's undeniably obvious. Don't give them any leeway. Just because they are going to hell for protecting paedophiles and child traffickers doesn't mean we should bend over to them in this sub.,u rite dawg...only thing i can think to do: delete my reddit... +DAE THE SOVIETS ARE WORSE!!!!!!!!!!!!,"Ahem, I believe the proper term is Russians" +True but VS often does twice as much as the NC with lower pop.,This is true. +He Just Wants Someone To Play With,"My parents have a 95lb white german shepard that does this, except it's with a nasty, slobber-covered tennis ball that she puts directly in your lap." +"it's true. even with all her baggage, she is *literally* the better choice.","Criminals are not allowed to run for office, in case you didn't know." +"Barry: I think the flash provides hope Julian: That's what superman's symbol means dumbass, the flash is just a lightning bolt",double dip +Half the globe,Egypt. +Vanilla Ice has let himself go...,*bum bum bum ^bumbumbum bum +"Dismantling SRL Champion's Ornaments gives you nothing Just as the title says, thought it might be useful information for some.",Upvotes for your scientific sacrifice! +I think this election is setting the table for Ryan/Rubio 2020. Nice ring to it I think. Trump is the forest fire that is going to clear out the GOP to start over. Hopefully it inspires some more credible candidates to run in the future. I also think the idea of not wanting to run against an incumbent won't be an issue. Fatigue for the Obama/Clinton doctrine will be very high in four years.,Vichy Republicans +Herpes is harmless tho,Until it invades your brain. +"I train myself for more than 5years already and before was athlete since I'm really youg (boxing, climbing in internationnal level and a lot of running (even marathon)), I only do my sport in the right way with a really good diet and an really good sport program (be your own coach (so I read a looooooot)) and it's really a long story to tell you my life about sport :p. In all case my body is a natural one and roids looks really differents :).",youd be surprised how average a lot of users look but nontheless even tho I disagree with the right way shpeel but nice job on the dedication +Donkey bro helping out his goat pal,I'd like to see how he got there. +He said he would put up 50 against Phoenix and dropped 54 is the one you're talking about,Yeah that might be it. +"You know when I'm down to my socks it's time for business, that's why they're called business socks, OOOH","ITS BUSINESS, ITS BUSINESS TIME!" +Nice boat.,Nice meme. +Never in my life would I have thought I'd meet a person who would try to argue with stuff that actually happened as if it was a complete lie.,That's because what you're saying is vague and I have no reason to believe that going from an i5 to an i7 would give you more fps in ALL games. +Gisele posts on Instagram that she and Tom Brady won't back Donald Trump,Who is Tom Brady and why should i care who he votes for? +The person who dreamed up that platitude never read Job.,But Job had a 'way out' of his temptation: to curse God and die! +Homework is 1-5 odds,This is why everyone hates math +But that's Islamophobic and racist,we shouldn't be calling for the death of people period... +STYLE,HE +That's not how any of this works.,[](#merchant) +"If you were driving a Mini Cooper (maybe?) and got sideswiped/run off the road by a tractor trailer on the 405 north near Skirball (~10:55 pm), I have the license plate # of the truck Contact me if you need a license plate number/witness. My girlfriend was driving right behind you and saw the whole thing.","For reference, the non-emergency LAPD hotline is 1-877-ASK-LAPD (1-877-275-5273)." +"^ trust me it helps, I did this and now I'm a pro player",WASD pro strats +A battleship with only 15 stats is free food for any other tank mate,Battleship with 33 stats is still free food +If you ever get Yuel you're obliged to put them in the same frontline and enjoy their cute in-battle interactions,Not to mention the obligation of going FULL FIRE ERUN TEAM! +shrapnel* you're welcome :),^thank +Zero volunteers turn out for Hillary event,# L O W E N E R G Y +Lindsey Graham Says Trump Should Apologize for Birtherism,Lindsey Iranians Uses to Cheat in My Parents' Bar Graham? +Yes it was. I remember calling needing help with the final boss on the original Gameboy Mario.,Did you get charged for calling in? +I painted and detailed a new body for my rc10 today,I miss these old buggy bodies that actually look like scaled vehicles. +"Zarna Joshi (Hugh Mungus victim) with the help of some wise learned gentlemen, teaches us how to not be predators.",Why does the guy on the right look like a convicted sexual predator? +Corey Brewer for Rudy Gobert; who says no?,Probably Us +Isn't their a NRL player that doesn't play on the Sabbath?,Will Hopoate from the Bulldogs +Why would you kill ants? They pick up your crumbs so you don't have to vacuum.,I try not to kill ants in case I accidentally murder Scott Lang. +Rodrigo Duterte vows to probe extrajudicial killings,Joke lang daw yan +"Using only a movie title, how would you describe your love life?",No Country for old men +Find me one source of that ever happening. Its simply not logistically possible,"Yeah, I'm sure that this is one of those things that's only true in theory, because in practice how can any gambler know, let alone prove, that they lost due to a malfunction versus just being unlucky." +It's just as good as your trash argument. Even with a link it's still no good.,yet you yourself didn't give a link and therefore are in a losing battle. +best of all time. when he retires everyone who knows football will notice this,Like if Madrid even notices when he isn't playing +Halifax Transit set to launch automated stop announcements,But how well is this going to work with routes/areas that have bus stops every 20 feet? +I would have thought for an important message for Doctor Strange would be Don't do drugs.,"They did, but it didn't go over well with the test audiences... Many of whom were on some form of hallucinogens." +Lifeway: Another bigot company that does not want our money. You know what to do centipedes.,Where is the business wisdom of staying apolitical? +Newsflash: loads of irresponsible people have children they can't possibly afford.,So let's punish the kids for their parent's mistakes +art history meme,oh noes he's bock +"Its 5pm Eastern time, shouldn't the big information leak have occurred by now?",You didn't actually believe that did you? +Conspiratards don't like facts...or reality.,"So, you're saying only the 6 million matter?" +Jesus the first guy talking - look at the way he's talking. He's so clearly done with the human race,Wouldn't you be? +For all those expressing horror at the possibility that Russia tried to influence the recent presidential election - Israel has been openly influencing American elections since 1951,Israel controls the United States. +... What is the conspiracy?,Dullard. +More chance of a sitting US President being tried at the Haigh.,It's kinda understandable how the US and Israel are so vilified the world over. +...that's exactly the premise.,Lol... Nope. +Soon critical thought will against the law. I'm sure when all free speech has been taken,Critical thought has already been outlawed for any discussion contrary to the zionist agenda. +"doubt it, to see game winners you gotta win games first",you didn't have to do him like that +*Booting up the computer and game can be slow* It takes 20 seconds to open up Netflix on a Wii U.,Also it literally takes 8 seconds for me to boot up my pc with the 850evo +Larry the Goldfish Dead RIP,"RIP larry, gone but never forgotten (for the rest of the week)" +This is how it works outside North America,Mildly infuriating: switches outside of North America if you are from North America. +"Up to 8.4 tflops. It can run two 16 bit processes per pixel v9core instead of a single 32bit per v9core (amd's cuda equivalent). However, that doesn't mean twice the performance. Since its hard to utilize a feature like that in full scale",Ah ok makes sense +Predictions: How will Tiger do at the Hero World Challenge?,T5 +Why has ISIS not attacked Israel?,Why you goddamn antisemitic bastard! +It's hard to believe the Obama regime doesn't really understand the nature of Israel's relationship with the US at this point.,Why you goddamn antisemitic bastard! +"Congresswoman Tulsi Gabbard - End illegal, counterproductive regime-change wars.",Why you goddamn antisemitic bastard! +This documentary is antisemitic?!?,"Clearly, anything that casts a negative light on Israel is antisemitic." +Hmmm... bizarre. This is the religion that condones sucking baby dick to heal circumcision.,That's antisemitic goddammit! +"Sorry America. No money for infrastructure. Israel needs more, more, more.",Why you goddamn antisemitic bastard! +The Jew hatred in this sub never ceases to amaze me.,Especially given they never hurt non Jews and don't view themselves as superior and the goyim to be used and abused like cattle. +US: Israel broke its word on new settlements,This is antisemitic goddammit! +James Traficant: Israel uses us like a whore,Why you bunch of goddamn antisemitic bastards! +Japan Maintenance Live * Preparations for 100 Mil download campaign * Preparations for other campaigns * Preparations for Gasha's * Preparations for every other event * Preparations for 2.15.0 Update 5 Hours long,How long to go? +Shotguns in battlefield especially in hardcore,"Actually, hardcore in general is pretty terrible" +Apparently This Counts As A Niter Mine,"Built Great Library and a few turns later, it's revealed that Niter is there, and it apparently counts as a mine." +Next he'll tell people not to read books.,"Pretty soon, it'll go to burning books that his supporters don't like." +Why not just let us skip it like the hatching animation?,$$$ +"I remember just about 10 years ago, maybe longer, I was talking to a really nice Mormon girl and she... I kid you not... said how she was not racist and was fully supportive of African-Americans because they have come so far and accomplished so much despite their descending from the cursed son of Ham. I just looked at her. How do you respond to that?",I'm so sorry that you had to have that kind of convo with my grandma. +How Hillary planned to win the Election but won't admit it,That's the best Pepe I've ever seen. +Super speed.,"Everything is speed up, including the rate in which you lose most memories." +"I left candy out this year since I had to work night shift. I came home at 5am and there were a handful of snickers and kit-kats left over. No candy whales in my neighbourhood, just a bunch of respectful kids.",Canada? +I'm looking for music with occult themes. (Any genre) I know there's a ton of heavy metal and hard rock with occult influences. Im exploring electronic music and some classical. I'm interested in anything really though. What do you listen to that's occult oriented.,Dan Barrett's Giles Corey and his other project Have a Nice Life. +bit of a reach maybe,"He outgrappled Maia, can definitely make an argument for it" +Metaphorically Playable,[ ](#overruled) +Close. Maybe another 5 years.,"In other words, you're still a bum like the rest of us." +"Late 2016 MacBook Pro's Sexy Aluminum Finish Had a visit to the Apple Store today and ran my fingers across the surface, over the speakers and around the trackpad. Just. Wow. Is the finishing a lot smoother than even last year's MacBook? I touched both to compare and I'm pretty sure the new model's aluminum finish is different.",Space gray or silver? +Just found this gem at a record store for 15 dollars!,I'll give you $16. +Can you imagine elevators in that case? Everyone walks to elevator - door closes - *farts* Elevators may need to be redesigned spherical to withstand all the gas...,The the finish line for marathon races would be interesting +same voice? Have we heard Ethan or the bh protag speak at all?,He speaks a few times on the phone. +"They really were balanced, you just had to adjust your play-style.","Yeah a weapon with huge recoil and a 2 or 3 hit, the Dragonov is definitely balanced against an AK47 or practically every other assault rifle." +Yeah...never really understood the appeal of seadra. I was too young to care with Gen I and only paid attention to it when Gen II was released and so Kingdra is the norm in that evolution chain to me lol. But at least you'll get to show it off once it's released! :D,Kingdra looks like a great defender with those weaknesses +Its not gay when it's in a 3 way,200 pounds of Sailor Moon between us? +Android will be gone. Banking will be gone.,"I wouldn't mind Android going away tbh, it's just bloated spyware" +All Bachs matter,\#BachLivesMatter +Colts Full PFF Grades,Good is bad +1.5 indycar drivers,.5 Uber drivers +"Tony Stewart, obviously. Or maybe Ryan Newman if you like blondes.",Soda cookies make men attractive. +Vote buying paranoia.,So similar to the paranoia around voter fraud? +"As a Brazilian... Aren't we pretty much forgotten? No Nexus phones since the N5, no Android Pay, etc?",At least you had the N5... +I hate democracy and am salty my candidate lost in a landslide,Are Trump supporters going to start saying everyone who dislikes Trump hates democracy? +It is a black guy who drives the truck. Although I guess he could be a redneck.,I wonder if someone plastered them on his truck as a joke and he just can't get them to come off. +"My Jetta doesn't have scan, for some crazy reason.",THOSE DAMN GERMANS +"That is not much of a review of that review. I can't get past your username, which is an assertion of your politics and how you project those politics on your assessments.",Ladies and Gentlemen the comment of the week goes to ! +"I didn't realize the cars used to be all tagged up like that... I rode the NYC sub for the first time just a couple months ago, but there were no tags or graffiti in/on the subway cars.... I guess they had a big cleanup campaign?",Video cameras. +Pope: Bankrupt morals to save banks but not suffering people,"The modern aristocracy is looking out for itself as usual, while they keep the working class fighting over flags and race" +"Free trade is a complex topic: It creates winners, but also losers. Without free trade, all our products would be much more expensive but we would have more jobs. We would have manufacturing jobs again, but cheap cars would cost $40k. I'm not sure this is a sacrifice that most of us would want to live with.","Kinda pointless to have cheaper products if I don't have a job and, consequently, money to buy them." +I do not understand that tavon austin contract,Tavon and Fisher have the same naked photos. +"AW had some though, didnt it?! I remember my teammate saying fuck I broke my legs",They had the ankle break sound but there was never a visual bounce from first person where you gun bounced down and then up +"Good question. Let's get you strapped down for surgery, give you the opposite set of genitals, and see if you're still cool masturbating afterwards.",Do... Do I get to play with my own boobs? +"George W. Bush genuinely loved America. I think he took some very toxic advice given by some people he shouldn't have been associating with, but he genuinely seemed to care about people. His incompetence made him a bad president, but his heart was in the right place. I'd much rather that than the current republican front which seems to be apathy for the people coupled with incompetence.","Who knows, perhaps Trump's self interest along with his utter incompetence would end up doing something good." +"Nike please. Every time I hear Achilles suggested, my face begins to hurt.","He is basically herc, why even add him?" +I just got accepted into paramedic school So i just found out I've been accepted to paramedic school and it starts in about a month. I was hoping to get any advice or tips to help get me through it. I only have about a year and a half of emt experience at a private,Congratulations and may God have mercy on your soul. +"Once a guy presumably recognized me form the shelter where we were both staying. We were in the 7-11 and he asked me for $30.00. I had my food stamp c ard and offered to buy him whatever he wanted but he just kept talking about money, asking various amounts, and saying he was a born-again Christian, asking for the love of Jesus. The simple fact is, even if I'd been willing, I didn't have cash to spare. If he were actually *hungry*, he'd've been glad to get some food.",as a Christian it really bothers me when people try to use their faith as a guilt trip +"Yeah, I'm betting the same number of people search Move to Canada after every American election, tho.","Yes, because the economical challenges of buying a dell and moving across a continent is exactly the same." +Game reset on Kongregate. I changed my username and it reset my game. I have been playing this game for months. Has anyone else had this problem?,Just a note (and something for me to track) I replied to your PM :) I'll poke the devs to see what can be done in a situation such as this. +"HISTORY MADE: In 2016, Hillary Clinton became the first Presidential candidate to breed with Webster Hubbell.","Woah, that is way too real." +"Sharon is a WhoLockian who also watches Top Gear, Misfits, Skins, and Downton Abbey. Those are all the British shows ever made right?","Only the old Top Gear, not the rubbish one that is Chris Evans" +[Leviticus 18:22],"Removed under rule 1.5 - we'd prefer it if people didn't just cite bible verses with no explanation, justification or interpretation." +"Or hold onto the ball longer than most anyone and have one of the worst active career accuracy for a starter, the argument was always he makes up for it with his feet, but I doubt that strategy can last for very long",Longevity has always been the concern with running QBs I think. +"Don't get annoyed, get entertained. I like to see the irrational brains kick in when defending their beliefs. You can hear their brain snap closed when you discuss issues with some TBM's. It's laughable!",It's fun to wind em up. +Ya....I kinda looked over that part...,That should be a two week ban from here. +I really can't describe how much this complaint isn't applicable to me.,Everyone's got a different stance. +"I mean, if someone throws a water balloon at you while you're at a charity event wearing a nice suit and have to publicly speak later...yeah they probably deserve to get their ass kicked.",Because the blood all over the suit will definitely make that speaking engagement better when you do it simulcast from jail. +"I have over 2000 wins, I have opened 7 SMC with gems and never got a legendary, just as I was s about to quit I opened a giant chest lol",Still quit that card sucks. +"How have you been building Thoth? Since he's spam heavy, I was thinking Boot, Thoth, Shard, Gem of Iso, Tahuti, Reaver I've seen poly being an idea on him, but I don't think he should be in auto range anyway. Thoughts?","Pen Boots, Warlocks, Spear of Magus, Chronos, Soul Reaver, Rod Sell spear for shard if they have more than half their enemies with 70+ magic prots" +Thought you guys might appreciate this Zobrist tackle,I'm just glad you're treating him well and he's showing why he should be an MVP candidate. +"Agreed. The lack of Monster Hunter on Vita really hurt. Hell I'd take warmed over ports of older games (MH3, MH4, etc)... God Eater hasn't really scratched the MH itch and I haven't yet played Freedom Wars. Soul Summoner or whatever it was called also didn't do anything for me. There's just something special about the familiar MH formula that I love so much...",I'm relatively sure that they released one on Vita. +"GWD Pet odds!? My buddy thinks that if he kills 2500 Krees, his chance of receiving pet are 50%... The actual odds are (4999/5000)^2500, equalling 60.65% chance of him not receiving a pet, or 40.35% chance of him to get the pet, on or before 2500 kc. Who is right?","Im pretty sure its around 63% chance to get the pet within the droprate, you are absolutely right and ur friend is not" +"Still important to remember that the PC doubles as, well, a computer. You can have gaming power of a dedicated console but the browsing and editing and whatnot capabilities of a computer for similar prices",IE on my xbox is the perfect way to browse the internet though! +Any taaobao agents aaccep paypal? Anyone know of any?,Ytaopal +Any basic key-value store is already over-qualified to store events. It's a very unassuming concept.,Wrong. +Because World War II is a big part of world history and all the movies are fucking awesome,Go check out The Inglorious Bastards from 1978 the film is complete shit +Just realized my collection since moving onto the pixel xl. Far from a complete sentence you are.,"Ha, your right." +Bannato pure io,Quando comincerete a reagire? +"In a perfect storm of implausibility, this picture was taken from an Esprit Turbo moving under its own power.",You have to be joking because I refuse to believe both of those things could happen. +"Probably. My main bitch is that most of the plot will likely happen during Arrow as a crutch to keep the show running. Which to me, is fucking bullshit. The writing on Arrow was so bad it's own subreddit protested.",Arrow's been much better this season IMO. +Too on the nose. Needs to be something snappy.,The Daily Fapper? +"Nicely said. As an extremely pro-personal liberty person, the more I learned about (L/l)ibertarians, the less I wanted to be seen as one. I ended up going with compassionate constitutionalist, because basically, I disagree with large segments of what every party position I could find laid out as this is us. Stranger in an even stranger land. And as the old saw more or less has it, it's the strangest place except for everywhere else.","That's a shame, the crazies of the LP won't change unless more reasonable people drown them out..." +The warning at the top and the NSFW tag are completely unnecessary to have imho.,i think its a warning the way this serries might go.. +"This fucking response has *literally* been used every time a non-muslim person does some really racist shit, you know that right?",It is called white privilege. +James O'Keefe to attend debate as Trump's guest,Tomorrow O'Keefe will release a highly edited version of the debate. +"Honestly, I think your supervisor shares at least some of the blame here for not attempting to get in touch with you, the authorities, or a designated emergency contact (which is something you should have on file) before publicly declaring you dead on the assurances of a relative she'd never even heard you mention before. I know you're embarrassed (which you really shouldn't be; you didn't do anything to cause this), but do you think you can ask her for five minutes to discuss how to prevent a situation like this from happening to anyone else in future? As for your friends, tell them if it was just a joke, they need to quit getting defensive about the fact no one is entertained but them, and apologize without excuses if they really want to move on from this. If they can't do that - which it sounds like they can't - then they're no longer your friends, with or without quotation marks.",Yeah I mean this is a totally common thing and the supervisor should have known. +I'd wager money that this was done by an anti-Trump group. Just too obvious.,Yah because racist white people have never burned black churches in Mississippi before. +and just being in detroit lmao,You made it painfully obvious that you dont know where The Palace is located +And who is this hottie?,"Tammy Stevenson, and please shut the fuck up." +'cause fuck 'em,Hopefully it distracted them from the shit you took on Deborah's desk. +"I live in London and get 2mbps, we have Virgin fibre, supposed to be 40mbps, but due to over selling in our area we get 2. FML.",Don't worry future EU regulation will mandate minimum spee.. oh. +"Sounds like you trained in a McDojoe. TKD is the popular brand in the US right now, that doesn't mean all schools are like that.",There's a reason nobody uses it in MMA. +Pretty much that one too. Obi-Wan's constant battle with technology.,Username checks out +When you have to admit you are wrong..,Ah the sacko +Heavy metal music. Still love it. Still rock out at shows 3 decades later.,My 63yo dad was a huge Black Sabbath fan back in the day and he still loves rocking out to Ozzy. +"The build quality and screen quality is off the charts though. It even beats the XPS, and that's pretty hard to do.",Yeah since the XPS are water proof. +I'm amazed you weren't wearing a hazmat suit while you cleaned that place out!,"It doesn't need to be a full on rubber suit, a paper fabric white moomin suit and sturdy boots with a proper mask and some duct taping will do just fine unless there's also liquid spray or sharp objects involved." +"Neith: Stop using Backflip to clear waves. Your clear is more than good enough without burning your only escape. Ymir/Bacchus: Make sure to spam Clap as you run around, it inspires your allies and demoralizes your enemies Sobek: The recovery time on Lurking in the Waters is really small, you can pluck basically instantly after coming out of it",Neith: DONT BUY HASTENED FARTALIS Thx +"If you could make a god with all the best ability, near death, intro, vgs, and directed player taunt lines which ones would u add to it",Kumbha with Loki voice lines +"What, an herb? That's grammatically correct.",He wants you to plant some Dank memes +Thought the watermark said SIDEFURRY for a second lol.,that means there's an alternate version of this picture floating around with certain bits added +"No really, thanks!",Hhaha YES! +"This is a good thing. Worst case scenario: people pay for a recount, no change. Best case scenario: Trump loses the White House. Every person he has picked for a Cabinet level job shows how unfit he is to lead America in the 21st century. I did not vote for HRC, (or Stein, or Johnson. I live in CA, so my vote doesn't matter) but I have a brain and can read. I was fine with Trump and all his shortcomings (understatement of the shitty year 2016) until he started his transition team after the election. I even thought he might be the electroshock therapy America needed to end the vile canker sore that is politics in 2016 (Yes, I'm sure it was worse in some time and in some place. That's not the point). We need the EC or a recount to stop Trump. His stated goals are to role-back progress back to the 1950s. The KKK and the neo-Nazis (alt-right) love the guy, for fucks sake. How is that not a deal breaker to any thinking (non-racist) individual?","You have your best and worst case scenarios mixed up, unfortunately." +"How many years have you been a Cubs fan? Chances are most Indians fans and Cubs fans were born after 1948, so your point is moot. The idea that a championship title would mean so much more to Cubs fans because they have a longer drought is so funny to me. The Indians have had an arguably much higher mountain to climb to get to this point, but everyone wants to act like the Cubs are eternal underdogs because the drought/curse narrative has perpetuated the concept that the Cubs have some other-worldly force working against them, and people believe it. The reality is that the Cubs and Indians droughts feel the same to their fans. Just because the Indians fans don't have all the lore doesn't mean their fans don't care as much.","Yeah but cubs, you wouldn't understand." +People who say there is nothing to do are the worst employees. They fail to recognize they are terrible at their job and it highlights your lack of initiative. You're basically waving a giant flag over yourself that says I'm incompetent and the bare minimum is good enough. There is always more to do everywhere in life.,"But if I work my ass off and Inotech moves a few thousand extra shares, I don't see another dime." +"The F6F-3 Hellcat in this Patch The new FM update to the Hellcat, along with the introduction of the BV 238, has given me game after game of two-to-three-kill matches today. The Hellcat can easily make it to altitude, gain speed, and position itself for a head-on pass against the inevitable two or more whales that fly slowly at it with little forward firepower. Those six radial engines are massive, and with six .50s in the wings with more ammo than you know what to do with you can hold down the trigger from one kilometer out until you pass under it and turn sharply away to avoid it's defensive guns, which you can do now because the F6F no longer turns into a lawn dart past 300 mph. Guaranteed to either start a fire, knock out one wing's worth of engines, or get the odd pilot snipe. Today is a good day. How do you feel about he Hellcat?",hellcat feels very very good this patch. +Marvel's Inhumans Royal Family Lands New Ongoing Series,"Love the idea, hope the cover art changes." +Thanks for ruining my enjoyment of the final table with your fucking spoiler title. What the fuck man.,You should've folded pre +Because those tasteless cardboard flakes are the Bran in Raisin Bran,Raisin Corn +"I don't make his incompetence, I just report it.",We'll make sure he pulls the phone a friend tactic like trump next time +I'm officially an idiot. Because I just joined the idiot club!!!! I swear I'm going to actually get tickets this time and make this my first concert!!!,"Me too, and I'm not going to lie, it feels good." +"No one ever posts something expecting it to be popular, it just happens and then they're surprised.",What about u/moralhexx +Diana - Courage of the Colossus mastery (Pre-Season 7),Remember the mastery shield strength is currently based on value+7% of your max health per nearby enemy champion so you need to build health to have a big shield like this. +sounds like that dog wistle has only done harm to him if true.,No one said he played it well. +Happens too much,The problem is when the graphics are shit and there is nothing else to compensate for it. +What's actually the biggest lie in America?,"How free it is Also, not technically a democracy." +That's actually Craig's dog.,"Not saying you're lying, but how do you know." +Just let them smoke NFL,"But,but then all the children watching will think it is ok, and their parents will be forced to parent them..." +I heard Reddit likes puns so I posted ten of them thinking at least one would reach the first page No pun in ten did,Woaah +we've got our annual turkey bowl tomorrow. hopefully nobody gets hurt this year,"Stop tackling your nan, then." +Cowboys RBs Ezekiel Elliot and Alfred Morris: 'new phone who dis',THEN WHO WAS PHONE? +Rare seeing this happening,"You guys might appreciate this honesty, but from what I remember at the reveal people were shitting on the game for looking like a last gen title" +Oooh draught house! I'll have to stop by. I try to yellow up Lucy's and Dart Bowl on the regular.,Yellow up.. lol. +Just the tip.,Just for a second. +"How do y'all carry some sort of sterilizer(rubbing alcohol etc) in your EDC? Hello everybody. I'm looking to start carrying some sort of wound sterilizer in my backpack. What kinda canister do you guys use? In a perfect world, I could find something that is metal and airtight so it won't evaporate but I'm not sure if that's realistic? I'd prefer to stay away from plastic because I'm worried it would break if the bag gets thrown around too much but I could be over thinking it. Thanks guys.",A flask of rum serves that purpose (and others). +Snorlax with it's eyes open,When u at the battle buffet and a gold meal pops up +howd this get down voted lmao,Not furthering discussion +The Kevin Owens Show in T-Shirt form,"Looks really nice, pre-ordered to show my support for the champ." +Question about harvesting and trichs. So I just started my third week of flower (she's doing great) and was looking for some advice on when to harvest. I just have a small indoor tent with some Tahoe og and I was trying to get that real heavy indica tired/body high. I see that lots of you recomending to harvest when trichs are cloudy or when about 30% have turned amber. I was taught that you should wait till more than 50% of your trichs are amber. Does your high depend on harvest time or genetics/ phenotype?,"If you went for 50% amber trichomes you would also end up with about 20% brown (dead) trichomes, If you harvest at 30% you should get no dead trichomes this is why people harvest are 30% as dead trichomes have less than 20% of the THC of cloudy trichomes." +"Have Comcast 25down 5 up and currently own my own modem. When i did rent my modem it was $6 a month which over the course of a year was $72, thus cheaper to buy a new one up front then renting for a year.",Yup the way to go +Die Hard the Musical.,"Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl." +breachlord walks the earth... - ground shaking,I'd turn screen shake on if there was a walks the earth nod added to PoE. +"I may be able to d that, let me think on it and I will get back to you.","No problem, lemme know!" +Breaux is 115% ready. Waiting on green light from coaches.,Lets Geaux then. +You must be fun at fight club.,I made a girl chuckle at bookclub once. +Friendly bet Bortles doesn't throw 1 Spiral all game.,"I bet at least one of his 4th quarter spikes to stop the clock is a spiral, so there." +"I don't mind a Widow if she gets the her job done. But the way I see it, there are 2 issues: * Most of Widow/Hanzo players never go on point when we need them there. They stay around on high grounds and snipe around. I agree, we don't need more than 3 people on point. But if there's just your Lucio struggling on it, get on as well for christ's sake. * A lot of people think they're good at Widow/Hanzo, but they're not. Thus, people have bad experiences from games with Widow/Hanzo as a teammate. So when they start a competitive game, they would rather see a hero more reliable than a Widow/Hanzo.","If I see a widow/hanzo in my team, I just assume the game is gonna be a lot harder, because it's gonna be essentially a 5v6." +"Wait you know each other well enough to exchange phone numbers, but this person is saying things like, I saw you from afar? Who talks like that? Why wouldn't they just walk up and say hi? Everything about this is weird.","It's ok man, the word for today was 'afar' so they had to use it" +"From single walls to full refurbishments. No job is too big or small and our painter and decorator in Newcastle brings in excess of 30 years experience and expertise to the job. From deciding upon colour schemes, finding and choosing wallpaper and all prep work. Our team will decorate your home to the highest of industry standards giving competitive prices and an unrivalled service in Newcastle.",I'm guessing literacy isn't really your thing though. +I'll bring a unicorn,Summon the bitches! +"Even if it's not fake, the more important question is what the fuck does it have to do with politics? This is a story about a civilian crime that was committed, yet OP posted it in r/politics. Why? Because the perpetrator was a Mexican immigrant, obviously. Because the intention of both the incendiary tone of the article, and of the OP in posting it on this sub, is to try and politicize this story, and use it as an example of why we should be cracking down on illegal immigration. As if this single example somehow supports a larger political argument, which it doesn't. American citizens commit murder all the time, for all kinds of stupid and selfish reasons.","Oh I agree, I reported it for being off topic, but I still don't understand this recent obsession in this sub to declare that any article at odds with one's belief must be fake." +Ahhhhhhhh Christmas came early this year!!!,Next time we'll wait till Christmas to release. +"great advice, this community needs more people who play ranged assassins","Yeah man, soon enough we'll have 4 ranged DD as the meta in HL with Uther solo Tank and Support." +Without first getting the rights to said song. Sort of like Rush and The Pretenders.,"Well, rock musicians are known leftists, so fuck them for wanting to profit from use of their work!" +"There's definitely an element of luck with respect to the demon runes, but they always spawn from one of a few predictable locations on any particular map. So if one team (or player) gets smart about it, or lucky, and is close to the lucky spawn point, then that person still needs to be good with the demon to make kills, so there is still skill involved. What is genuinely frustrating besides that (since demons are great and if you don't want demons you can always play another game) is that sometimes the game will add a new player to the dominant team and you will see a 5v3 match or something like that. THAT shouldn't happen and we should all be upset about that.",It seems like the game will also spawn you in the middle of enemies or spawn an enemy behind you. +It's almost as if he owes **you** something.,I bought his house +"Maybe so, but our newsrags have still found that the truth sells less paper than fiction.","Certainly; just because they don't have to lie, doesn't mean they won't." +Luca Zidane concedes an own goal with a dreadful error vs Legia Warsaw (1-2),I can't see Guti benching Zidane's son :/ +"I'm that guy who scanned my family's 13,000+ photos and have them all perfectly organized. Scanning is a little slow, but you can scan multiple photos in one go. It wasn't that bad to do, but I seriously underestimated the amount of photos we had. I converted all our old VHS home movies too.",How does one family have that many photos? +That's all I was tryna say,You want me to get rid of all my other comments in this thread too? +It's terrorism against blacks.,no no no its freedom of expression +And classic cars just got so much more expensive.,well that is until we stop selling gasoline +Next avatar package preview(December),any titles/pets? +"CTR final strategy, concern troll and mass upvote comments on r/all threads. trying to suppress the sub.",This is probably nothing. +Maybe they didn't get the memo?,Idk everyone and my mother (literally) knew about it +I guess those are called... talking heads? or something like that.,"confessionals is the term used, at least relating to reality tv" +"They have. Not only have they been in Nascar full time since 2002, they've been apart of open wheel since the mid 90s. It seems after a while the investment can only go so far. Iconic sponsors like Tide, UPS, and even GM Goodwrench pulled out after so much invested. Even the big car sponsors had to scale back like DuPont and Interstate. You can only get so much out of one corporation. Unless its Lowes.","Even Lowe's has pulled back a little since the track in Concord, NC is no longer called Lowe's Motor Speedway" +I like my women like I like my eggs. Beaten.,I was going with raw +Henry made baby. Remember FNAF world's ending. He made baby under Afton Robotics. We can assume he did the same for all the other animatronics too.,"Afton made Baby, the Handyman even addresses him as such in-game right at the start." +"no use to offering money, people will help for free",Put up another post and noone came:( +"I was sexually assaulted by my guy cousin too, twice (I'm a girl) and my little brother. I've not told my family. But I used to write a diary both things were written in there. Caught a different cousin (female) reading my diary, she never mentioned it I burned my diary and she stopped talking to me. I was 11.",I'm sorry your cousins are piles of shit. +Probably a camera-centric phone? That'd be sweet. More like a smartcamera than a smartphone.,Sounds all to familiar +"I WILL GIVE MY OPINION ON ANYONE'S PERSONAL TRADE OFFERS IF THEY RESPOND TO MINE~ Hi guys! These are all offers I will be sending out, so if possible, please give your opinion on each of them. My team is: QB: Stafford RB: McCoy, Booker, Dion, Tevin Coleman, Gio, Gilly, Alfred Morris, Prosise WR: Ty Montgomery, Crowder, Corey Coleman, Russel Shephard TE: Delanie Walker Kicker/DST: Caleb Sturgis/DALLAS Situation no.1: I'm currently trying to get L. Murray from a struggling owner who's in the middle of the pack fighting for a playoff spot. He's currently in 9/10 place, and the top 8 go to playoffs. Teams 4-10 all have the same record, and he has the lowest Points Scored. He's in a must win situation and has 3 people (including Murray) on a bye next week. My trade offers are: 1) Gio + Alfmo for Murray. I think this is a no brainer and am trying to convince him that the Zeke owner will pay a premium for Alfmo, but he doesn't seem interested in it. 2) Gio + Tevin Coleman for Murray. I'm iffy on this one. I think this trade is fair, but Coleman is still currently injured so he might not bite. If he does, should I make the trade? 3) Gio + anyone else for Murray. I think anyone else might be giving away too much. If you wanted Murray, who would you give up? I'm in a situation where I don't mind having Murray on a bye next week, but I'm currently playing Booker/Dion/and my 3 WRs next week due to byes, and am hard pressed on giving any of the WRs away. Situation no.2: Trying to trade AlfMo to the Zeke owner. He's expressed his discomfort with the whole domestic abuse accusations situation, to the point where he was open to trading away Zeke. Those trade talks failed. I'm trying to trade him: 1) Delanie Walker + AlfMo for Tyler Eifert. Is that a good trade? Or is the upgrade not worth it and holding on to a lottery ticket like AlfMo better? 2) AlfMo for Edelman. He has Edelman on his bench and has been upset with him for awhile, so I'm trying to offer him AlfMo for him, but I doubt he'll take it. Thank you in advance for all advice and opinions! REMINDER: I WILL RETURN OPINIONS/ADVICE TO ANYONE WHO ANSWERS MY THREAD.",Why are you making plays for RBs when you are in a decent RB situation and not for WRs when yours are pretty bad? +you obviously dont have kids or an std. good for you,OP would have to get laid first. +I played with a pro player,Uhh... Neat? +"Snake River Sunrise at the South Fork in Swan Valley, Idaho by James Neeley",I FUCKING LOVE IDAHO! +a guy in the show mentioned it was $40k a day to be at the park... damn!,That's like twenty bucks in the future tho +Caps at 200002 BUNNIES for me. 58FPS.,Yeah kinda disappointed it caps at 200002 bunnies. +Why do you think they are legal to own? Why so?,"The F in the pentagon was introduced on january 1st of 1970 Every gun manufactured before that date can have more than 7,5J and can be bought and possessed by anyone over the age of 18 without any sort of WBK or registration" +A bunch of European immigrants sitting on ground stolen from native Americans about to vote for a guy who wants immigrants to leave the country?,Just because we aren't dumb enough to fall for a 200 year old Nyah Nyah Got Your Country trick like Europe is... +Can anyone confirm if you can get key fragments in the new client?,yes you can. +Also scopes and lights come back too. Just saying.,lights of all things..... have emp resistance... what ubi +More people on console equates to more noobs or people that just don't play the game very often. A lot more lasers seen as a result,ooh i thought you meant it is physically easier to see the laser beam on console. +I wonder who they are going to consider? Biden? Bernie?,"Probably Biden, he loves TPP and is establishment enough" +Are electric cars greener? Depends on where you live,No matter where you live electric is more efficient than ICE. +"At Electric Forest when I snorted ketamine with this wookette. It was pretty hilarious. I swear this girl was pretending to be Australian. She was k-holed out of her mind and so was I and we where having this hilarious conversation about aliens from Star Wars and I literally was speaking gibberish the whole time and she was trying to speak to me in an Australian accent and I had no idea what she was saying and nor what I was saying saying. Then after our convo we hugged and I cuddled her for a bit. But looking back on it, it was pretty gross cuz this girl is a wookette. She was half naked, her nips where showing and so yeah she cuddled me and she smelled funky and she had a bunch of acne on her chest but I was ok k so I didn't care and I even put my face in her boobs for a bit. It was pretty funny and also kinda weird",Did you wake up with pink eye? +"Seriosuly, that FoV would give me eye cancer. I mean whatever works for people, I guess. But I have a feeling that many people play like this because they got told it's better, not because they actually get any kind of advantage out of it other than feeling pro or whatever.",You reach farther with melee. +"Is it wrong of me to think that this is all made-up bullshit simply because I can't fathom a world in which college guys would want to become a dues-paying member of a club that required them to rape women in order to gain entry to said club? Inner-city gangs? *Maybe*. In those situation you have teenagers who have grown up with shitty role models and shitty lives who have turned them into shitty people. But you can't be a complete useless menace to society and get into the University of Missouri in any significant numbers in which to form such a heinous club. So for this to be true, I have to believe that well-raised, generally academically successful kids thought that it was perfectly ok join a club where you had to rape women to get it. If that is true, then college is a hella different that it was 25 years ago when I went and all this bullshit I hear about rape culture is 100% fucking true... at least at Mizzou.","That dude Brock Turner also came across as a well-raised, generally academically successful kid, who still turned out to be a rapist scumbag who was also comfortable enough with it to send pictures to his friends." +Just a few of the GPU's deployed for one of our customers at work.,No Geforce GTX logo? +Merry Christmas sub I hope everyone enjoys there day And i cant forget the moderators thank you for all your hard work Merry Christmas from tristin ps I'll pick and random person from here to give a suprise too,"Merry christmas guys, 12 hours until xmas here in MD" +how is that a wow moment lol? It's well known that bulba did great work to help coach teams in the past.,"pretty impressive for a large influence in deciding the outcome to be someone not playing in the actual game, but rather giving an information edge." +It Happened!!!!!!,All Blacks too busy going to Basketball games and Parades.. probably thought Ireland wouldn't show up... +Change down to Telemetry in the options. Shuts her up for good.,"nope, she will still speak you just lose to ability to request from her" +ACCACCACCACCACCACCACC MAKE ME PROUD FSU and what the fuck are those jerseys,^(i like the turquoise jerseys) +NBA 2k16...fuck.,Mine was Madden 07- I feel I've got it a little worse +Deadwood,Those that doubt it suck cock by choice. +You can't see above 4 fps,damn that is quite unfortunate that we can't see above 4 fps +"They have done it, 100% nat 5 scroll for 100$",so quit now or buy it? +"Wow, really? When this guy originally went to the mat for Hillary, now he's a trump supporter?",He talked for 15 minutes about how irresponsible she was +I'm still waiting for the Sharia Law I was promised 8 years ago.,*Technically* there's still time. +Not just pure mathematics - he has a statistical distribution named after him and a physical unit of magnetic field strength. He is everywhere.,"...and not just *any* statistical distribution but the frigging Normal (Gaussian) Distribution, aka the bell curve, the most important distribution of them all." +you forgot the part where if you dont have the bracers you will have low as shit dps,You forgot the part where he basically said that you are shit anyway. +hell yeah spell immune on an assassins kit is not contradictory and toxic at all LUL,"His numbers are overtuned as FUCK but once they balance that, if rengar jumps and wastes his 4 stack into W he won't have dmg to kill you, don't worry." +"Mariam Jaffery / Law Street: In case you need a refresher on the GamerGate controversy, which was at its peak in 2014, it was a campaign of harassment against many prominent women in the gaming community that was allegedly born out of increasing participation of women in that community.","Question: are these journalists ill-informed and too stupid to do research, or do they know the truth but still lie in order to advance their victimhood narrative?" +"I tried to read this article, but I tore my retina. Then I stumbled blindly to get help and tripped and tore my ACL. Now my season is over.",Legion of Doh indeed +"If he somehow manages to win popular vote, but lose the Electoral College, it'd be chaos",Oh I'm sure he'll accept the result like Gore did after the court decision +"I agree. But honestly, you can't blame Apple if you don't backup your data and kill your laptop.","I can blame Apple if there is sensitive data on that HD that I can't remove and shred, so I gotta shred the entire laptop to be security-compliant." +Relaxing train ride,NO SHE DIDNT +Wait. Does the foreskin help with sexual pleasure? Does it help the man reach orgasm in any way?,Yes. +Nate Silver on Twitter: Mostly good state polls for Clinton today -- she's now at 70% for the first time since Sept. 11.,"It feels good that it would be over 300 without Ohio, but Ohio would be nice." +There is biscuit with chocolate in my pack of vanilla biscuits.,You sure it's not expired? +when making your character that last screen where you put your name i didn't pay attention and skipped that but it looked like it was important and google says i can't change so im trying to figure out if i have to remake,"I mean if you want to I guess, not like you have anything to lose LUL" +"Did you note that one of the people who were arrested, as mentioned in the article, was a Muslim?",Obvious false flag +When you have to play on lowest settings,"GeForce 240 here, Couldn't agree more" +"Under new UK Investigatory Powers Bill everyone can see your internet history including the taxman, Department of Work and Pensions, Food Standards Agency and the NHS.",Totalitarian douche much? +"You can, teammate has to be disconnected for at least 90 seconds druing first 3 minutes afaik for it to work.",That's weird.. 2 times i couldn't remake today when a player was disconected.. There has to be a bug for sure.. +Went as Winston for Halloween,harambe xd +"I did, and guess what, the belt reaaally didn't like it.","ah shit man, i would have given you 5ex for that belt" +"I saw a lot of hate for these online, but I absolutely love them!",Are these weatherproof? +Can't take that one into ranked though.,I don't see a problem with that. +"This is actually completely untrue. Studies are showing that at best, cohabitation has no effect at all on relationship success, and some studies have even indicated a negative impact on relationship success.","That depends on what you call relationship success... Staying married until death do you part, or actually enjoying it while it lasts?" +Until Jeff Sessions takes the mantle of AG.,Then it will be TIL 20% increase in private prison population for illegal drug use. +So I've found an animal so small it was almost invisible..,I think you found Ferngully! +"Regardless, you have to respect Louisville or they will burn you....with hot hot fire.",didnt disrespect them +"In case you were wondering, it does actually have a story. Usually the dead rising games take the form of a zombie outbreak in a certain location, while you must try to find out what happened, rescue survivors, and craft your own weapons out of random items. All the while you're on a timer (which is very generous in DR3) and must get out the city or find the cause of the outbreak before the military intervene. E.g. firebombing the city. There are also multiple endings to the games and the outfits and weapons you can make/find are very creative.","Awesome, thanks so much for this!" +Battlefield 3 runs faster than Phantom Forces?,Don't forget BF3 uses Frostbite which is probably light years ahead and more optimized than the current Roblox engine that Stylis is programming on. +"Tomb Pillager doesn't seem that op on first glance, but when you look closer it turns out that it's basically a 3 mana 5/4 with deathrattle draw a card sometime later, or maybe give your Edwin +2/2 if you want.",Tomb Pillager should definitely seem OP at first glance lol. +"is it directly from the game? i wouldn't know. I googled it bc Millhouse_is_a_meme said it looks like icecrown from wow, but i didn't think it was exactly the same.",wotlk stands for 'wrath of the lich king' which is the name of the expansion in which this particular dungeon was featured. +fOR 2 YEARS?!?!?!?!?!?,it was a long shower +tomorrow I will answer you about this. btw thank you for your help you are a good person ;),Haha thanks - I'm trying! +"Ambulance though, that's were the real heroes are. Source - Paramedic","I know a lot about what you guys go through every day, and I have to say you are a much stronger person than I am to be able to do it." +Why a line? Lets just all rush her at once!,That would greatly increase our chances of surviving punching her in the face. +"After my first attempt against the Ebony Warrior got so popular, I figured I'd post the second attempt",y u no shout and use racial power +I'm not putting 100% of blame on Bush. I'm saying he's the one that ignored intelligence reports DIRECTLY RELATED TO BIN LADEN.,You should read some of the books I mentioned. +Another anti-gun story on CBC...this is really starting to feel like a political astroturfing activity,What the actual fuck is going on? +It was earth .. all along,You finally made a monkey... Chorus: Yes we finally made a monkey... You finally made a monkey out of meeeeee! +"That's not an argument. You're just making an assertion without explanation. That much is clear. Here is an explanation: Blizzards programming runs on standard pacific time. So when they programmed the event to end, it ended an hour early. They told us 4 pm because they literally typed in 4 (or 16). Got it? November only recently became a daylight savings month, and daylight savings hasn't always existed. I wish it didn't. It causes a lot of confusion.","Daylight savings doesn't kick in until this weekend, at least in America, so I have no idea what happened." +The easiest melee combo to perform is Reinhardt: Swing. . . then swing again.,You're not wrong. +"Highly Unlikely. Their RPGs just get more and more popular. Fallout 3 sold more than obilivion. Skyrim outsold Fallout 3 and so far I think for the same timeframe fallout 4 has outsold Skyrim. All the changes they make seem to be growing their sales and popularity. Just seems like you have nostalgia for how things used to be. This usually happens to most popular series. Just ask the fans of Rainbow Six / Ghost Recon or the fans of Command and Conquer or the fans of Assassins Cree etc. The only thing you can do is vote with your wallet , if you don't like the direction or the new games then jump ship and support a different series.",That must be why FO4 is rated so poorly compared to all their other titles (with one exception). +"crown has a very limited champ pool, and it really screwed them against SKT.",Crown was probably the last thing to be blamed in their loss vs SKT lol. +Spooky pokemon are just normal pokemon masked,I don't quite understand what you mean +"Ahh, it's so easy to profit from the vulnerable, the sick and the dying. The 'healthcare' industry is nothing but a pack of ghouls.",Savings accounts and buying insurance across state lines will solve that. +"DC Legacy LoC Box Thoughts/Predictions I made this same kind of post for the Batman Villains box and I really enjoyed reading everyone's wishes and wants for what was gonna be in the box. I saw the spoilers today and I was excited by what I saw. I hope some of you feel the same. I know a lot of you wanted something different. I also like to set up a space for everyone to talk about the new LoC box themes! So here I am! The next box's theme is going to be DC Legacy. I'm honestly not 100% sure what that is supposed to mean but I'm assuming classic heroes like Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, etc. are gonna be represented. Along with their less heroic counterparts like The Joker, Catwoman, The Riddler, etc.. I always say this but I don't know if I'm gonna order this box. I still ordered the Batman Villains box on the last day. I really don't know what I could want in the Legacy box. There are already tons of Batmans. I do think Wonder Woman needs a new, updated mold with her her classic look. So what are you guys hoping for in regards to the Pop? What else would you want in the box? Who do you want on the tee (if there is one)??",Can't wait to see another hat! +stfu nerd. downvoted,... +Isn't that like Trump threatening Australia that he'll let all the Mexicans into America if Australia doesn't comply with our demands?,"It's a path, not a destination" +"Mombie trick or treats at a college party house This happened a few years ago when I was in college and lived in a party house in a small college town. We lived on a street filled with party houses... I have no idea why anybody would trick or treat on that street, but some people don't have the greatest critical thinking skills. A Mombie and her brood (3 kids, elementary school age and younger) came to the door and asked for candy. My roomate and I, in the middle of pre-gamming for a party, politely told them that we didn't have any, and that they weren't going to find much on the rest of the street either. The mombie pouted and did the whole, You don't have ANYTHING you could give? thing. We were going to give some Keystones, but we didn't want to suffer the legal ramifications, so we gave them condoms, EZ Mac, and Ramen. The mom, telling the kids to wait on the driveway, proceeded to try and lecture us about being drunk, and about us not having candy on hand. We had to remind her that this was a college house, and that the mess of empty cans on the porch, as well as the lack of decorations and unlit porch light, should have indicated to her that we weren't participating. We said she was lucky her kids got anything. She the gathered her kids and walked next door, loudly saying, Sorry those boys were so rude and terrible, Maybe this next house will have some GOOD PEOPLE living in it. Seriously though, what the fuck did she expect? The rest of my time there I would make sure we were on the porch listening to profane music (Bloodhound gang FTW) and being loud and obnoxious on Halloween night. She gave me the stink-eye every year as she took her kids down disappointment row.",What's Bloodhound Gang? +Did we ever see what made Jorge cry?,That was just a goof I think +"Let's stop pretending that the Pro League represents the casual, and even sometimes ranked, experience. This game isn't balanced around a handful of players who log 100+ hours a week, and it shouldn't be. For your average player, Montagne is spotty at best. Sometimes he's really useful, other times he gets Nitro'd from a mile away.","He is probably the most consistent as a clutching, but with the addition of impacts, he just gets pelted" +"But tbh, this is exactly why I stopped asking my current dealer for specific strains. I caught onto his bullshit. Though most people don't so I cant blame you. I'd do it too lol.","Yeah, i can most definitely tell you what strain i have but finding the specific strain you want out of the 100s possibly 1000s of strains is damn near impossible." +What's your bread and butter trick throw? Mine is the behind the back over the top upside down back hand. Comes in like a hammer. What's your guys favorites?,"Not particularly effective, but I have a fondness for one of my own inventions called the chisel, which is just a push pass hammer." +"there isn't one reason, but this is for sure a contributor",SJWs caused Trump to lose the popular vote by 1+ million but win slim victories in key states to win the electoral college? +Glad I found this post. I have 190k ATM. Do you think I should buy a team now or wait. If wait then how long?,"Buy a cheap good team, dont spend more than 50k on it unless some of that money is for 15k or less informs" +"Learning the main riff to one of these 5 songs on guitar. Smoke on the Water, Stairway to Heaven, Back in Black, Sweet Child O' Mine, Blackbird. Next thing you know, you own 6 guitars, amps, pedals, recording gear...","DUN DUN DUNNN DUN DUN DU-DUNNN DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUNNNNN" +Y u do dis? For real though i guess I'm not much of a Dragon Ball fan because I don't even know who Arale is and don't understand why people care.,"Because I kept hearing AGL Arale is 75% better than ever other card in the game AoE STR Arale and the AGL Arale who is better than AGL Ultimate Gohan Oh, and that sweet, sweet, stunning, General ~~Tao~~ Blue ;)" +"Decisions, Decisions",The legit only reason to sort by Super Attack levels +Democrats never change.,You tried. +Awesome! I was looking at something that similar. What did you use to make the hole? Step bit or a radio punch?,"Used a Step bit, Aluminum is easy to drill." +"Trouble with the Siva Engine part for outbreak prime So, I have completed everything prior to this part and just finished nightfall with a titan and warlock (as I am a hunter myself) with people who already have Outbreak. So now I am stuck at the Siva engine and can't move forward. Is there any way I can fix this? [Question]",People with OP can still help you They can get engines to help you +"Zombies, tovenaars, elfjes (children of the forest), ijsvampiers (white walkers), zieners, wargs, reuzen... Dat zijn allemaal geen fantasiebeesten?","Bij een beest denk ik aan een dier, maar kan aan mij liggen" +The color scheme isn't correct ;),Yes it be ;) +what do you have the new one on?,X1 +Typhoon Lawin,This could be good material for r/mochangtanga +DOH Offers Free Chemotherapy For People Who Read Facebook Comments Section,Duplicate +DailyMail Sexism & Pandering to Women at The Expense of Men (Amy Shumer's knockout body!) - MGTOW Retro Playa,The only way to make *that* a knockout figure is if it was dropped on someones head. +If I was drunk I'd tell my friends it's definitely Taylor,"No, it's Becky" +No country For Old Men.,*No Cuntry for Old Men +State pays does not equal 'free',Good thing I didn't say it did then ! +In the US the payouts are regulated by the states. They pay out exactly what they are supposed to. No trickery involved. I Don't know about Australia but I bet it is the same.,Payouts and how the machine functions are not equal things +"quick question, at what point do they charge my card if i sign up for the free roku stick offer? I already signed up for the free 7 days, but am worried they might charge my card same day i sign up for the Roku, and am hoping it gets charged after 7 days at the end of the trial","I wasn't signed up at all, they charged me within the hour." +Clinton only had between 60-70k.,"Yeah, this large number appears to be almost entirely wiener's stuff, and there may be a percentage that are Huma's, it is probably like a temp folded/archive of all emails accessed through outlook or something" +Believing shit like this is exactly why they're losing.,If you say so. +But why not just have him in the whole time and not include Carillo at all. I feel that Martinez's contributions are somewhat overlooked in the show,Cause it's easier to have a fake character kill a kid then the actual guy +I'd love to hear how plugging in random numbers that aren't the same as what's going to happen lessens their preparation if it's tied vs someone winning. That makes no sense.,"Triggering different graphics, different colors on electoral maps, testing aggregating electoral counts... it isn't like they do it once with one set of numbers, they do it over and over with lots of different data sets usually." +"Yet... he has opinions of basically any Republican ever? If he was going to maybe stray off and have some libertarian beliefs (which is honestly Republican-lite) then I'd maybe pat him on the back for bringing a new economic ideology I heavily agree with, but pretty mch he's listed right now that he wants gets him labeled in with other typical Republicans.",He supports medical marijuana and doesn't want to interfere with a state's right to legalize marijuana. +Not a fun realization is it?,I figure it's only a matter of time before I start asking people to sit down and be quiet at football games. +L,D +Is he though? Daley's $3.3 is off this year and it isnt unreasonable to think they give that to Schultz if he keeps this up. I'd be happy with $3.5-$4 which may not be too crazy considering the success he's had here.,"I wouldn't pay him much more than Ian Cole ($2.1M), don't let recency bias get you too bad." +What is ETI?,Its code for I have mental health issues +nope they're all ported. it's in the patch notes.,"ohh, thank you!" +I did not understand that decision. He lost his swag,The Riverboat has sunk :( +What do you think of Pepe the frog being declared a hate symbol?,Feels bad. +Based on your last visit to the emergency room what do you think could be improved?,The wait +That is amazing!,Any more? +"If you watched shim in summer split, he wasn't doing much to prove himself as a good native jungler.","I still think he's good, but just watch the video, TL was a train wreck, and it's kinda surprising they won at all." +Im taking a criminal law class and my professor stated that a person is not allowed to say anything that will provoke violence. Doesn't this apply? I know I'd get very angry if this was said to me.,"no, it's more like taunting someone in to fighting." +How many Trump supporters do you think honestly even knew what deplorable meant?,I don't know the literal definition either +HOLY SHIT PICROSS 3D2 YES BITCHES YES WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO,Fucking finally. +"Saving Private Ryan cemented how many people picture the D-Day landings, what other movies have defined historical events in the public eye? Saving Private Ryan's depiction of the D-Day landings is now how many people would picture it to have happened. It's even been copied pretty closely in other media such as Call Of Duty and Battlefield. This may be in large part because of the accuracy of the scene, photos of the event look very similar to the movie but on a larger scale, but the movie is what kickstarted the WW2 video game craze. So I was wondering, what other screen depictions of historical events have become our de facto imagery of said events?",Lawrence of Arabia is all I think of when I imagine that front of the war. +remember when people said Bernie can't be the nominee because he doesn't campaign for down ticket candidates? Pepperidge farms remembers.,Remember when Hillary said Bernie should apologize to the families of the victims of Sandy Hook? +I bet in the original script he had a name. It was probably like Chris or something lmao,Joe...the character's name was Joe. +"I live in the Bayou of Louisiana. There's a 13 foot alligator feet from my front door, also a 6 footer and a 5 footer. I'm only a little bit scared of the 13 footer because he doesn't really want anything to do with people. Snapping turtles, though, are no joke. I had one about the size of a manhole cover laying eggs in my yard last spring. Named her fluffy. Those critters demand respect.",We used to get stalks of sugarcane and watch the snapping turtles in the bayou snap them in half. +The trials and tribulations of trying to pee with a boner.,"I've never understood this, is it really more difficult?" +TFW rolling your trousers.,"TFW mermaids wake you and you drown goddammit mermaids I was gonna go to the sawdust restaurant tonight for oyster shells, but noooooooo" +"Ok, you win. you've out-shitposted me.","Stop fucking up the dinner order, Elliot." +EU is just a joke region now,k +The pivot to the general election is here.,It's our only hope at this point... +So if he dies on January 1st that will in anyway make it easier?,"You know what I mean, but ok, fine I'll reword it to in a short period is that better?" +Just looked at my first post here and you sir are the only person that has posted on my first and last post. If there was an award I would give you it. :) I realize now you are a mod :),"You can't see, but I'm saluting you as you ride off into the sunset!" +ITT people who doesnt understand the joke,What's the joke? +"Doing reddit secret santa this year, both exchanges, and neither of my santas have shipped their gifts yet (the deadline is today, but still makes me nervous). I guess if I don't get anything, I'll take this as a lesson learned but it's still really irritating.",I'm pretty sure if you don't get anything you can report it and get reassigned. +irony is more like Ciro Immobile being decently fast,Or the Stadium of Light being plunged into darkness. +"I found one attempting to prove that transgenders basically ran ancient religion, and that any famous people who happened to crossdress(Joan of Arc, Mulan...)were actually trans. Yes, please, appropriate these ancient wonders of Greece and bastions of female glory for your idiot agenda, why don't you...",So presumably every actor who played female roles *when women were banned from the stage* was trans as well? diff --git a/chunk78.csv b/chunk78.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..4eb1597875782b534d437c53af60dfc2fffaf71b --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk78.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1667 @@ +Input,Output +Masamune-kun No Revenge PV 2,Lots of great female VA's in this one! +"In all honesty, where does one acquire the best cut and type of steak for such a sandwich? Do you ask a butcher to slice thinly a particular type of beef for the prefect cheesesteak? Please help me achieve nirvana.",Thinly sliced ribeye is considered the standard quality cut. +"Don't be surprised if Niantic starts 'hiding' Gyms and PokeStops when you exceed 30mph. Ah, shit. I just gave them an excellent idea!",You need to pay money to spin pokestops +"What fan bases are cool with us? I dont like to call out whole fanbases but it seems like some like us more than others. I know Buccaneers and Texans kinda like us, and the Broncos and Bills want us to kys but what are other teams thoughts on us?","49ers because Brady is from the Bay Area and grew up a Montana fan, we only play the 49ers once every four years, we prevented the Seahawks from winning a Super Bowl, and we're both part of the Evil League of Evil." +A creative disciplinary alternative for the unruly tots who are not unmotivated by colorful behavior charts and unfazed by Time Outs?,Looks like it's been sanded down so it's not dangerous anymore +Who should be in the top 4?,"Whoever is 5,6,7." +"Thorin, Steel, & Da_bears in Ep.2 of Put Up or Shut Up!",Would be cool if they timestamped everything since they have a index in the video UI. +You need more than that...found that out the hard way O.o,the hard way you say... +How the fuck...,"Anthony **Weiner** cant even keep his dick private, so it makes sense he would slip important information sooner or later." +you sound so butthurt. maybe quit your job and be a janitor?,Sorry to let you down but your butthurt radar is way off. +"Similarities between two characters Has anyone else noticed some similarities between Buggy and Caesar? To start off, both are referred to as Clown (I'm actually not sure in what way Clown is part of Caesar's name, as they only refer to him as Caesar, which should be his family name in the OP universe). They both have seemingly permanent facial makeup which never, ever comes off no matter what happens. They are both the second pirate Luffy fights in their respective seas. They both have blueish hair. They are both incredibly cowardly while simultaneously being able to effectively manipulate stupid people. And lastly, they both kind of sort of help Luffy/the Strawhats out after being defeated (kind of sort of). I have no idea where I'm going with this or if I'm even serious or not, so I think I'll end it here.",Inb4 there's actually a race of clown people on an island somewhere. +I oppose this wholeheartedly only because I really want Alolan Exeggutor.,"At least you'd have a chance at it, instead of it being impossible to get." +"As can all the other rng cards I mentioned. Just because people aren't smart enough to notice it, they don't seem to mind.","Mate, please, stop, it karma drops, it's hurting me on a physical level" +Brought back by blue Bobbys,"Aww, I almost want to give them hugs now to cheer them up." +"Nope. Almost anything he does can be translated by his supporters into a positive. Not paying tax makes him a smart businessman, this will mean he can use those same skills to help the US. If he could avoid paying tax for 20 years, imagine how much he could benefit the country. Or something.",You need some pretty nimble mental gymnastics to see losing a billion dollars in one year as smart business. +"The Money Store vs Niggas on the Moon The Money Store and Niggas on the Moon currently rival one another for the spot of my favorite album of all time. I like the dark, futuristic, catchiness of The Money Store. But I also like the chaotic, creative, sample filled Niggas on the Moon. I actually hated Niggas on the Moon for a long time but as of now, I can't stop listening to TMS & NOTM. Which do you prefer?",NotM is my favorite out of the two and very close for my favorite DG album +who is Diggs this year tho? I still can't tell,Baby Diggs +"I am not convinced that chemotherapy is the best course of action for treating cancer. Don't take this the wrong way, I am in full support of you being free to do whatever makes you happy; however, cancer to me sounds like a psychological issue and there is no other psychological disorder where physical alterations and surgery are recommended as treatment. Anorexia, for example, is not treated with liposuction. Body dysmorphia is not treated with steroids. Why do we treat cancer with this process of chemotherapy? Shouldn't we find a way for cancer patients to deal with these problems rather than masking them? I am open to (and actually hoping for) you changing my mind. Nothing makes me happier than a paradigm shift.",/uj this is the best space on the entire internet +Funny. I think Trump needs to ask why Sidney couldn't work in the Obama administration. Why did Obama dislike Sidney so vehemently??,"Why, what would an answer to that question prove?" +"As a college student, no. Some of us aren't retarded.",Depends what your field of study is. +"When I eat beef, it has to be well done. I've gotten sick enough with under-cooked beef in my almost-40 years of life to learn that well-done is the way to go. Steak is the most boring meal for me. No matter how seasoned or marinated it is, every bite has to be dipped in ketchup.",After 40 years I'm surprised you aren't aware there's a middle ground between undercooked and well done. +"(((Gohan))) The parentheses are just edgy shitposting, but in the Broly special Chi-chi mentions that her mother was half jewish (if I heard correctly, anyways) and jewish identity is carried down through the female line, if I understand it correctly, which means there's a possiblity that Gohan is a jew depending on if his grandmother got her jewness from her mother, Gohan's great-grandmother. Happy hanukkah, goys. Also, someone correct me if I'm wrong.",Goyhan +"Hey, I have a good idea. Lets make a boring ass map with two sniper spawns and a torque bow! Impact is also shit but then again pretty much every map is.",Git gud +Can someone explain me how throwing the SK with 6 Items and Sophia in her big ball into the blue sun stops all Apothicons ? AutoMod.AutoMod.AutoMod.AutoMod.AutoMod.AutoMod.AutoMod.AutoMod.AutoMod.AutoMod.AutoMod.AutoMod.AutoMod.AutoMod.AutoMod.AutoMod.AutoMod.AutoMod.AutoMod.AutoMod.AutoMod.AutoMod.AutoMod.AutoMod.AutoMod.AutoMod.AutoMod.,Because of game logic (anything is possible). +Probably a placeholder though.,"*Hopefully* a placeholder, but we can't expect." +Them crazy canadians couldn't part with their precious pucks that easily.,"As a crazy Canadian apparently, I would like my pucks back." +Oh God! Its getting worse!,I'm guilty of actually walking down there to check. +That pile of shit in the background looks fucking amazed.,MY PIPES ARE BLOWN +Adventure time for sure. The creator has said he originally dreamed up the world of Ooo while taking LSD and trying to imagine a campaign setting for his Dnd game .,That sounds exactly like how that would have been thought up +Are you voting in the meantime?,"Honestly I'll probably protest vote for Jill Stein because I live in a reliably blue state, it would be different if I were in a swing state and polls weren't diverging as they seem to be" +His pickrate will plummet by at least 30%.,I agree +Use i3 and stick your Win in a VM. Add PCIE pass-through if you're running games in the VM. But that more running it over windows.,u wut? +2c3?,for both or 2 CC3 each? +Wikileaks: We transition to phrase three of our US election coverage next week.,The mere idea of a massive leak on the 5th of November is almost too much for me to handle. +just when i thought i could get through ONE day without crying,Too fucking meta +When you wait for a waiter in a restaurant are not you a waiter?,HOLY FUCKING SHIT +Okay I'll break the circle jerk. I love TKJ. It's one of my favorite stories.,"It's not my favorite Moore story, but it's still a good read and the artwork pre-recoloring is fantastic." +"PSA: Those with new Free Data lines- check your bill Just got my first bill with the two free lines and the extra charges are what I expected. However, if you got a new data plan, check your bill carefully. I live in a state that does not charge taxes on data and I was charged phone line taxes on my data line. Customer care verified it was an error and credited me the taxes. It was a small amount but every little bit helps. May want to check your bills carefully","my 6GB MI line is $8.67 + $10 EIP isn't it $35-10=$25 and then 2 months it will be 0, but why is it lower already" +We did it Reddit!,We did what exactly? +No sleep required.,*Sleep implemented as an optional feature +Cyanide playing Star Citizen aka Spaceballs,"Gotta admit, that's a nice ass" +"I love the flavor and everything, but I still think a better name could have been found.","Yup, it just sounds so clunky." +"Pharma Startup Investing Can anyone point me in the right direction to learning about investing in pharma companies. I am interested in the process these companies take in order to get new products to market. I need to learn more about the phases, time periods, regulations, etc. involved with doing due diligence on pharma companies. Any help is much appreciated. Thanks guys!","Startup as in, looking for Angel Investors and Venture Capital, or as in very small young company but already trades publicly?" +"Is It Possible to download previous Build from Microsoft? Today I download with Windows creation tool the latest Windows iso and made clean install. This time my Touch pad is not working. Had to go to Bios and change Touchpad from Advanced to Basic! And it started working BUT gestures are not working!Swype with 3 fingers used to give me Task View,now NOTHING!Never had touchpad icon in my Notification bar after moving to BASIC it showed up... It's been 2 years since Windows 10 was released and still feels like Alpha release! Instead of getting better,gets worse all the time!I did the same CLEAN install right After Aniversary update and didn't have any problems! I guess now there is a new ISO number that broke everything.",What is the make and model of your laptop? +"TIL that due to thousands of different commercial glitters, identical glitter particles can be compelling evidence that a suspect has been at a crime scene.",So that's why so many crimes committed by gay men are solved so quickly. +BARNIE FRANK - of DODD-FRANK? Donation with TARP fund? I'm gonna puke. I thought he was a good guy. We have wolves guarding the hens!,Nancy Pelosi should be impeached from the Senate for this. +"That was part of the logic. If everyone in the region is armed to the teeth, they will be less likely to go to war again.",Mutually assured destruction is/was a popular policy. +He could cure gays,He can cure the gayaids? +Pull the lever! | Nights at Vegas Teaser,HE THROUGH OF MY GROOVE +"There is a political circus going on around him, and Obama just continues to pursue progressive policies. Love this guy.","It's only taken him 7.5 years, good on him to wait so long to make changes" +"Deputy who beat K-9 partner will keep job, arbitrator rules",He said he was sorry so what's the big deal? +"I love my mum to bits, but she once tried to convince me that drinking coffee and energy drinks was the cause of my Alopecia, because my friend's mom convinced her *facepalm*",No you see it makes sense because the caffeine sped up the hair growth process but the cellular production couldn't catch up so you grew your hair out. +You're have never been to a Citadel,... .... ..... And? +"A DD?! Quick, send our best ships to chase him!","Gonna sound like Flamu here, but yeah, those are your average BB players right there." +"Let's see.... evangelist, apologist, healer, prophet (granted those last two are a bit tough to get a sign off from the Holy Spirit for :p), teacher, servant of the poor, defender of the faith, advocate of justice and peace, fisher(woman) of men... etc.... and let's not forget pious saint who follows God's word!! There's TONS more - almost infinitely more - possibilities!! All who follow the will of God will do great and wonderful things for His glory, regardless of gender. The priesthood is far and away NOT the only way to be honored and respected as an authority of our church. Heck, Joan of Arc even turned out to be an all around badass while not being a mother OR a nun! Don't think a woman's place is limited. God has no limits, and will not limit His children. :)",Thank you for your kind words! +Sanchez: 1/1 8 yards,This is the only stat that matters TBH +"Too bad she's such a horrific racist and anti-Semite, because GODDAMN she was a beautiful young woman.",She also treats her son like shit. +how is pokebank going to work when a new pokemon game comes out a new system,Why would you not be able to install Pokebank on both your 3ds and switch? +What Will Happen When Donald Trump Takes Over U.S. Drone & Targeted Assassination Program?,We'll see a sudden shift in their opinion and start being told that these programs are somehow absolutely necessary. +"Not trying to one up you but I've been a software developer for more than a decade and I, too, would volunteer to write that script for free, if it keeps that buffoon away from the most important office in the world.",Difference is yours would run in half the time and not be exploitable right? +"Can't kick properly due to shin Okay, so basically 4-5 years ago i got a deep cut (to the bone) on my shin, like in the middle of my shin, as a result if my shin makes contacts with anything slightly hard, it hurts like a b*tch. I can kick heavybags to a certain extent of force, although if i kick hard enough it hurts. What can I do to avoid the pain? Or are there any things i could do to improve the area?",Kick with your foot TKD/Karate style on that leg +"I'd really like to see a Hollywood run by feminists. Movie industry crashes overnight, much to no one's surprise",The Jews will never let it happen. +"Some women identify as men, and most do not surgically alter their genitalia and can get pregnant. Instead of recognizing that these women are severely mentally ill and in need of help, the far-left champions them for being subversive or something. I don't know. Even when I considered myself a leftist trans ideology made 0 sense.",(((women))) FTFY +"It sounds like you're kindof over toxic whiteness though, if you own Cats of Colour? :P","Nowadays we are enslaved by pussies that give in to the demands of PoC, we really need to start defending our white identity" +I live in a place where I leave my doors open at night. (It gets hot.) So I don't really understand any of this.,What's your address? +And a shitload of Mexicans in America ***OH!***,Not for long. +You insisted Ohio take in Somali Muslims @JohnKasich knowing the inevitable terrorism they'd bring. Ohio State University is on you,He needs to resign. +Where are the Patriots watching the results live? Fox News? Somewhere online? Where?,Food business +Northeast winters override any goodness from the other 3 seasons.,"I guess I'm an outlier then lol I absolutely love snow, and storms" +"How even is it happening that we are comparing a politician to Hitler once again? Hitler was on some crazy shit before he came into power. The rhetoric about the Jew's was way more vile and hateful, it doesn't even compare to anything Trump has said. I mean I'm working with people who actually think this country is going to become a fascist state. It's ridiculous. Trump won't ruin the world or America.",Maybe we should set the bar higher than at least he isn't Hitler. +"Bro, you could vape for like 2 years on a single charge.",Self-discharge is a bitch. +"Agreed. It's the downside of a generally good team/community culture. There appears a stronger tendency to team up and study together and share resources - and perhaps inevitably, some things that aren't really supposed to be shared.","Ya, that is one of the main problems,especially in computer science that requires a lot of out of class assignments." +What did Hurricane Matthew give you?,10 gallons of Olive oil +Damn,if she wasn't pregnant i would think oh that hood rat bitch is just running her mouth +Homophobic attacks in UK rose 147% in three months after Brexit vote,Reported homophobic attacks rose 147% FTFY +"Inspired by BD Armory AI's propensity for pylon turns, this is what I came up with. I think Jeb's a little too in to it.",How could Jeb not love a C130 Spooky? +TheRedPillTheory.webm,And *of course* there's an ad for Russian women above the video. +"So in other words, dont play on the live servers for a month so that the criminals who choose to be trolls to other players get hated by everyone and their pet, preventing them from being able to reach me to blow up my ship.",I've often pondered spending the first few days of official launch tinkering at my workbench getting some basic overclocking done while all the others deal with the initial clusterfuck above the starter planets. +A Citizen made a typo in a post and... I just HAD TO OKAY?,"I have to admit, I was thinking something very similar XD" +HELLO FUTURE PEOPLE!!,HELLO +Game is fucked or insane,post demo ? +70 WAR vs 50 WAR,"Not trying to say Beltran doesn't deserve to be in or that Tex does, but if you're going to make the argument for him, you need more than just Beltran is one of the best switch hitters in baseball history, because that applies to Tex just as well as it does Beltran." +"A cuck is someone who listens to their wife get fucked by another man. If that isn't an insult to you, then you're definitely a cuck.",Juan loves watching other people fuck his wife +MAKE THE COMMONWEALTH GREAT AGAIN!,It's smart business +"I just want another pacific rim, please Guillermo, we need this","Of all the films he's made that deserve sequels, *that one* isn't it." +"I manipulated you into commenting. That's pretty impressive, right? You didn't even *realize* you were being manipulated. ~~(Also you aren't my friend OH SHIT I WENT THERE)~~",u/Lilio_... Are you under orders from the Patriots? +CBS: Fly Landing on Hillary is Native American Totem Protecting Her From Trump | Frontpage Mag,Then I guess a pile of cow turds must be the safest thing on the planet. +"I mean, Fox News's motto is Fair & Balanced. So we've set the bar pretty low too.",Well they certainly were the most fair and balanced in the last election. +"Finishing?????? So I've been playing a couple of games in the daily tournament qualification today and every time I lost it was because I can't finish this year, I literally had 10 times where I was free on through but then can't finish it while every1 I face up against scores every half chance they get... Its so frustrating so does anyone have any finishing tips for me to try out to finally qualify tomorrow?",Low driven shots to the opposite corner always work (hold X/A for the shot power you want then tap X/A immediately after) +"My guess is because it's more well known than whatever the heck a Myer is. Plus it's always been cool on Reddit to hate on Taco Bell, especially their breakfast menu.",I think he might have just gotten the name wrong and wanted to save face. +"Right, so he can pardon himself",Pretty sure you can't pardon civil suits. +We still do.,"Oh, I keep forgeting glyphs are still in the game." +"GAME THREAD: Boston Celtics (7-6) @ Minnesota Timberwolves (4-8) - (Nov. 21, 2016)","If Kelly and Zeller are not gone by the trade deadline, we are not making the playoffs." +Lemonheads rule,Lemon warheads so good +Sweet Game Chair,"Yes, I up voted" +"Isn't Mr. R from Luxembourg, though?",I'm pretty sure he's from the Netherlands +There's some pretty great guac recipes in that sub though,amigo! +What's a phrase that only a true cowboy would understand?,It's high noon +"I have been seeing a lot of lore/pics on Soldier being D.Vas father, did I miss something, or is this purely fan made (which is cool either way.)",100% Fan made. +What's the return policy on these pitchforks?,No refunds +Could we get a reward system like this? (Sorry for bad MS Paint work),Thought i was on the official subreddit for a second +"I guess it would make sense in game because it would presumably have an animation of fire across the central line, but you should be able to figure out what a card does from text alone, so I agree.",I like that it's something that would definitely make sense if you were to see it in-game. +The Rangers new High A affiliate has a name: the Down East Wood Ducks,"This has to be because the Jumbo Shrimp were taken, right?" +Why oh why won't rape victims come forward sooner? Kill that bitch,She is anonymous right now so how could that threat mean anything? +Liberterianism like schizophrenia seems to strike men in their 20s.,Talk like that is why Trump won. +"According to the article posted below, she was shot in the stomach. Also, she was pregnant.",The way she drops really makes it look like a headshot +"It is not garbage for a tank, they said they are changing it specifically for tanks for it to be good.","Yeah i like it as tank, of course id rather have another one but a 500k+ hp shield basicly every pull on the tank isnt that bad" +More like a catsnake,or a polecat +Hopefully this will be the last airbender.,Everything changed when Hurricane Matthew attacked +Bad egg jokes I thought of 1) what do you call it when you see a pretty egg? - Egg sighting 2) what do you call it when a really annoying egg is quiet? - Egg silent 3) what do you call it when a really hyper egg holds still? - Egg static 4) what do you call it when an egg wonders if there is a god? - Egg nostic,That's an oeuf of that! +"Don't worry, I'm a beekeeper with 100 hives.",You're the hero we need +Yes captain obvious. I'm being ironical,You need to work on your communication skills. +Order the Yalie! It's the best!,What's that? +"yes, i know, but i wanted to use some basics functions, like displaying npc images, world maps, and of course managing players hp/mana",Have you thought about using printouts and character sheets? +You guys are disgusting.,Sexist. +Cubs vs Indians thread,Oh man is the game just starting? +That many buckets = game won. Honestly once you get enough water there isn't much difficulty in this game anymore.,Agreed since the last couple of updates the game is extremely easy. +I built a theater in my basement,You didn't oblige +"Pants up, don't rape?","instructions unclear, dick in unwilling ~~participant~~ Harambe." +what if more than 12 ppl liked it but some people downvoted it,could be the case +"Big Brother Over the Top - Wednesday Night Live Event Discussion - October 26 2016 On the live feeds tonight, beginning at 10p EDT/7p PDT, we will have a one hour recap of the past week. At 11p EDT/10p PDT, We will have a live eviction. If it's anything like last week, it will be very productionless and the HG will fill in for most of Julie's usual role. Starting at midnight/ 9pPDT, an HOH competition will be played. During the eviction, your best bet is to watch the Quad View. Who will be evicted? How will the votes fall? What awkward moment will we get from the live eviction? How about the weird 30 min of nothing after that and before HOH? Who will be crowned? Discuss all that and whatever else below.","Damn, 2 Ballsmashers and Scott out 1st round." +"Big Brother Over the Top - Wednesday Night Live Event Discussion - November 02 2016 On the live feeds tonight, beginning at 10p EDT/7p PDT, we will have a one hour recap of the past week. At 11p EDT/10p PDT, We will have a live eviction. If it's anything like last week, it will be very productionless and the HG will fill in for most of Julie's usual role. Starting at midnight/ 9pPDT, an HOH competition will be played. During the eviction, your best bet is to watch the Quad View. Who will be evicted? How will the votes fall? What awkward moment will we get from the live eviction? How about the weird 30 min of nothing after that and before HOH? Who will be crowned? Discuss all that and whatever else below.","I haven't seen a face morph comp before, does it have a physical component?" +Hoe long is this,"Seconds: **1,403,642,400** Minutes: **23,394,040** Hours: **389,900.66666666** Days: **16,245.86111111** Weeks: **2,320.8373015869** Years: **44.5092085236** Decades: **4.4509208524** Centuries: **0.4450920852** Millenniums: **0.0445092085**" +Jokes on you. I'm fairly certain I dated your wife her freshman year in high school.,Wichita Fails checking in. +Something tells me the OP hasn't spent much time with the Michelin guide.,"lol right, op means expensive" +It's just a quick no homo squeeze in the locker room.,Bro job CHOO CHOO! +um... the last thing we need now is for them to pull Hillary and replace her with Michelle Obama or Bernie or something.,There's no way they'd put either of them in there. +"The one transferred had ZH/EQ, and the one hatched had L/EQ. So neither of them are optimal. TBH, where I live, gyms don't survive more than 1-2 days at most, regardless of gym level, type of mons, movesets, cp, etc. And no, I didn't favorite it.","Well, ZH/EQ is the better one really.. But I feel you on the gym thing." +Today's NLSS in a nutshell,Idk doesn't mention rob being a racist once... +Mafia 3 looks like a 10 year old game on xbox one,fuck me sideways and call me sally +I have a theory that Death Stranding is entirely an analogy to Kojima separating from Konami. The umbilical cords represent his link to Konami. Konami is represented by the powers corrupting and killing everything around them. Reedus and Del Toro represent allies trying to nuture Kojima's new game love-child to fruition. That is the story being told in all of these trailers.,And the fetus? +Los Angeles 1972,"NICE LEGS, DAISY DUKES" +Zelda overall she's just so bad in every game that if you lose to her it means the other guy is better than you,but it's not fair to the one playing her! +Or he had bumpers up?,"No, it was spin" +I suppose many Trump supporters were not around during the Cold War,Are you implying that was good? +Are you sad that he's healthy?,Nu +New Poll: Trump's Support Among Union Members Is Dropping Fast,Trump is a real estate mogul of COURSE he's anti-union. +"Wait, was this post just removed? I see it tagged as personal blog. It's not a blog, it's a YouTube video. Direct source.",It's a vlog. +HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND,I'm not a part of your *system* +"I think KAT likes the spotlight a lot more than Wiggins, so I think KAT will definitely be the face of this team. As for whose team this is, I don't think it necessarily has to be one person. We are too young to be deciding who will be the 'guy' and who won't be the 'guy.' The great thing about this team is that on any night Lavine, Wiggins or Towns have the ability to go off and carry us to a win.",Yeah a lot of that whose team is it shit is what drove a wedge between KD and Westbrook +Jcase has unlocked the bootloader on the VZW Pixel.....already,"If you unlock and flash a Google image, can you relock and get Google OTAs while keeping the unlockable bootloader?" +"Should I clean my engine at a coin operated car wash? Along with getting a regular car wash, there's plenty of gunk in my engine bay. At the car wash, there's a setting for cleaning tires and the engine with the wand; I assume after you spray it you rinse it off with water. The reason I'm asking is because is this really a worthwhile way to clean the engine? Or would I be less trouble to drive to Autozone and pick up some shop towels and engine degreaser?","Cover the electronic components, use the degreaser and then power wash it at the car wash using the engine setting." +"also it's cheaper and takes less space to put up a basketball rim in a vacant lot or concrete flatspace than it does to build a baseball field and get all the equipment also baseball requires a lot of people and organization while basketball can be played with literally one person also like 4 million other reasons other than le race realism meme but no, lets stick to this one bullshit explanation based on racist pseudoscience and misleading statistics and ignore everything else becuase rational logical thinking",Can even play basketball in the street if traffic is light. +tcl,Scrapall +"They can't buy buildings if the city is in resistance though, isn't it?",If the Boers' culture is influential over the civ they took it from there would be no resistance at all. +I actually it's mostly due to the fact that his dad left him a lot of money. If he didn't have that nice little inheritance to gamble with he'd be well out of luck.,"Sure, when you've got loaded pockets, think you're God's gift to the world and have no problem stealing from or bullying people into doing what you want." +Best non-pros? Who are the best non-pros? Like cyborg or those type of people,"TJHaly, Temp, Simp, Skyz, Maux" +"ye no arguing there, just saying he isnt the best mechanically in the world :) but would you agree when people say he is the jensen of lck? a monster in lane but lacks the effeciency of effecting side lanes like faker/kuro/fly?","I mean, Crown is ridiculously good mechanically so that gives him lane strength but even Jensen is unfortunately better at picking up new picks than he is 8(" +What is an impeacement? Like forced peace with North Korea?,Aw shit I misspelled impeachment - sorry team +"Bombs and Tonberry are not a formula, they are square's intellectual property. Also that is clearly Kefka and or Sephiroth. Half are generic tropes half are not.",I know some of those words +the brotherhood are basically nazis tho,HERVORRAGEND +Why anyone cares about caps is a mystery to me :),Making a 2mm EC receiver mod for the combat rifle uses a lot of very expensive ammo. +Can anyone explain why is taking so long for the 6p? My sister's 5x got nougat like 2 weeks ago.,the intern fell asleep when uploading the build to their server. +"Kerr needs to put in MY BOY JAVALE MCGEE over Zaza in the starting lineup, he looks SOOO much better",It's probably good to keep that carrot on a stick for motivation +I like that he's straight and open. This is the first time I've ever experienced naked straight guys outside the work environment or locker room and I wish this was the norm.,Work enviroment? +I would kill myself if someone killed me with one of these guns.,I'd resurrect myself just to hit my dick with a hammer +Aw... Aren't you a cute little puppy.,To say that the guy who's going to be running our country for four years has absolutely NO good ideas at all is whats retarded. +"But she is not, never will be, Trump. Just what do you think a president has the power to do?",You're comparing one pile of shit to another. +People who live outside Virginia: what is Virginia known for?,Uhhh I think Philadelphia is near Virginia +"It was an attempt at trying to draw the Pats offsides with an idiotic lineup. The ball was never supposed to be snapped. Only, it was.",Nowhere is safe. +Harold pls,Bill is that you? +Tell me more pls,Calvin Coolidge was a good friend of mine +the long haired dude does have a bowl in his left hand tho,"Never mind, I take it back." +Ok but they said Putin doesn't take Obamas bait- not Trump doesn't take it. Which was why I asked them what would've been a proportional reaction to what's happening. But yea the ball is in Trumps court & I don't expect to see any immediate action on it anytime soon. I think he's just going to try to wait for things to die down then quietly lift the sanctions or do something to suck up to Russia when he suspects he isn't under the microscope as much. I'm not conifdent that he'll be able to treat/look at things with Russia objectively.,I agree. +"Canada to open door to more skilled workers, immigrant families in 2017",Because Syrian refugees will drive a lot of economic growth +"Self-hosted file sharing with version control We tried using OneDrive to share files with outside clients, however, it requires a Microsoft login. We are looking to do the following: Upload file, share it, email client the link, set password for file or link, and set an expiration for the link (ie 2 days). The files should have revision control, ability to comment, and see who accessed it (either a user that is within our company, or an email or name of the guest) We would also like the ability to create a folder, share it, and allow clients the ability to upload files without having to login as well. OwnCloud has about half of these features. I'm hoping there's something out there that can do pretty much what OneDrive does without the need to create accounts for clients and have them login.","I use DigitalOcean and installed a Droplet with OwnCloud, wich I assign its own domain name, so users can share documents outside the network, I encrypted the drive with OwnCloud just in case." +Future coder right here,They don't reward this type of cleverness enough. +Am I the only one who likes the shorter shorts?,I prefer them when I play pickup. +"There are many dysfunctional relationships, that doesn't give one party the right to physically and verbally assault the other.",You are absolutely correct. +"Martin Shkreli, who increased the price of a lifesaving drug fiftyfold, is auctioning off a chance to punch him in the face",Let's start a Kickstarter to get Mike Tyson to punch him in the face. +If this is public then imagine what they don't show you.,"Honestly, we have seen the stuff that was classified before (F117, for example) and while cool, they aren't that amazing." +Upvote for goofy fuck.,I'm betting OP is from Connecticut or somewhere in that region +Oh but that shit was fun to try for man.,Playing a game for 14 hours straight isn't fun. +Far Cry: Blood Dragon is November's free game from Ubisoft,Ugh I spent $3 on it :( +The world is a vampire,Sent to drain? +They're still looking for the 6ft. tall white man that was seen running from the scene. They requested surveillance tapes last I checked from nearby businesses.,But how can we catch him if people won't call him a radical islamic terrorist? +"Fidel Castro killed his own people, no respectable leader would praise that","Yeah, Abraham Lincoln should be condemned" +"I mean it's already ruined, so nothing really changed.","Yeah, let's go demolish palmyra, no one will care, it's already ruins" +This was the plot in season 1 of Daredevil lol... Foggy would be so mad,Pretty sure Trump was the inspiration for Fink's plan for Hell's Kitchen lol. +"Few comparision shots between my fav 3: Ramy, Rhodon and Phil. IMHO Ramy should have been second after Phil.",I would have loved to of seen Ramy place 2nd +Ya they weren't even trying. They were so not worried that they set boruto up for the final blow just to make him feel good. Not to mention naruto over powered momoshiki on his own,"could you imagine if they could of used jutsus, would of been giant stomp" +"why sirius got buff? Hello and first let me say that Halloween event is amazing with all the weapons and mounts and etc and I am very grateful but the thing that gets me salty is that sirius got a buff. He is just too op now. He heals more, still does great amount of damage and has incredible initiatable kit both helping him do damage and also counter attacks so I dont think he needed a buff.","Just gotta get good, don't hit his counter, I frame or counter his charged lmb and you're set." +How did you meet your best friend?,I was introduced as an infant +Why save for retirement?? Why invest at all? It is like investing in a sinking ship!!! or another: Don't worry if you do not understand something or disagree with GBs direction - Jehovah will make it clear - someday - maybe....,"Oh that one really pisses me off, as I am close to retirement and it sucks to have minimal savings." +But I thought The Crew already got away with that problem by making animals (and people on the streets) ridiculously good at dodging stuff.,Midnight Club +"Circular innovation is still innovation, right? :\^)",That is what I have been told about circular reasoning it is still logical reasoning. +the unfinished swan,Solved! +Noisy Sega Dreamcast Easy Fix - Step-by-Step GD ROM lubrication guide HD - Sega DC - Katana,"I there was a simple fix for the fan as well, it resonates through the whole top housing." +"It is indeed hard to estimate, but that doesn't mean they don't exist: let's start with a carbon tax and see where we go from there.",And how would you determine the level of the tax? +Lemme get some of that roast beef.,So this is what ethnic spirit cooking is? +"No, that doesn't count. Provide evidence these charitable events actually occurred and I'll believe it. It reads like an elaborate lie, which it most likely is.",He's down and still fighting folks! +108 year old emotion The Cubs won the World Series! Show a little emotion!,Prefered indifferent +Slicked back hair = malicious intentions.,"Looking at you, Fantastic Beasts" +Why is this sub taking my entire childhood and turning it into one big meme,Because your life's a joke +will it ever be released?!?,I suggest that you read the first 4 words of the title of the post your are commenting on. +"Is it too late for SC to switch game engines? Seeing the things that unreal 4 can achieve, I realized that if SC is using it instead of developing Star engine, the workload and time needed for development can be decreased significantly. Just wanna see your thoughts about it.","Lol, yeah, lets start over." +What order did you read Terry Pratchett's Discworld in and what made you pick it?,you can read them in different order? +"Pretty much if you're not attractive. If you're fat, ugly or both, your default setting is creepy and/or rapist.","No, no and no." +"$12,000.00 in 1962 had the same buying power as $94,610.00 in 2016","If you put $12,000 into a bank in 1962 with the normal interest rate for a savings account, would that $12k turn into about $100k in today's dollars?" +I actually see pluses. If im not actively looking for swastikas all I see are pluses. Second my brain goes back to normal mode the pluses are there. Am I weird?,"No, you're a nazi and a Trump supporter" +great plan,actually 14 goats we should keep 1 for frisk +SoonTM,NeverTM +"I'm with you, I was convinced db was intentionally killing it. After having them legit talk to me without the PR bs routine, I feel strongly JS will see huge improvements here even in the next month or 2. I didnt ask things like base building. TBH I was livid at the moment and was thinking on broader terms about overall stuff and how nothing is getting done but rhetoric.","Just Survive has been getting no love for the past months because they went all-in for KOTK, which i understand to one extent but there are just 2 lines of text on new content and probably 8 on bug fixes while it should be more than double atleast." +I did 1-30 in 1.5 hours yesterday as a ranger on a new server its very possible if you know where to go with no mount/pet/knowledge. This only applys if you know where to go to lvl,Which honestly isn't hard seeing as how the game's been out for so long and there's multiple guides. +"8 Reasons Why MKX Story line is the worst 1. Too Many Plot Lines MKX Tell's Us about Shinnok and how he will conquer the EarthRealm, But! , that's not it , we will see the story of the Outworld Civil War , and How Raiden and the earth realm warriors must resurrect liu kang and the other wasted kharacters of the previous game , (the Outworld Civil War is good by the way) my point is, that they should have focus more on the real and main plot, like how are they going to retrieve the amulet and stop shinnok from conquering earthrealm, but we have this useless side stories and origins that has nothing to do with the main plot, they should have stick to the original story than this, Why do you have to leave Tobias! 2. Rushed and Underdeveloped storyline Some of the chapters does make sense but most of them weren't like how in the bloody hell mileena has the amulet and how Sub-Zero becomes human again? and where did those newbies came from? , the comics does explain everything but its not enough for the game to be complete, there are some errors on the comics so thats why they should have completed everything, -Why Boon! Why! 3. Not Enough Death Scenes The only death scenes we have is Mileena , Baraka and Quan Chi, but we need more characters to die like kano , ermac , rain and others, for them to take out more oldies to add newbies, i mean Skarlet doesn't even have an appearance, really!? 4. Cringe Worthy Moments Mortal Kombat is about Gore , Violence and Stomach Aching Moments, i think were missing one thing?...............................................................................................................Yes! Seriousness, i hate MKX how they focus more on the Cage Family, i mean really thats too much comedy for a violent game, unlike how MK9's story is interesting because the story is well written and no laughs even needed, but this!? MKX story is a bit ok , but those moments must be erased, like that moment were johnny saids Sorry! Didn't See You There! and shinnok's reaction is one heck of a cringe worthy moment, since when did a battle have something like this!? Seriously MKX is very Cartoonish , because of.................................Kids! , they toned down everything, Really Boon! Really! 5. Very Unrealistic and WT* Moments my most hated moments are those characters who can't beat Strong Characters but Cannot Beat weak characters, WT*! , i mean Cassie can beat Shinnok and other strong characters , but not Ferra/Torr also she got her ass whooped by Sub-Zero!? i mean really, how come everyone here is weak now? , especially Quan-Chi who got his ass and b**ls kicked all the time he encounters the Heroes, also the so cold main villain is so damn F****ng weak! do you even call this guy a GOD!? i mean Shao Kahn Kicks and Kills every one he encounters, and he is only an Emperor, Shinnok is a god and he got his ass Whooped by a bunch of teenagers and old guys, 6. Cassie F***ing Cage YES!, this B*tch ruined everything, the story and characters, especially that attitude, it's ok if she's like her mother but not , she's like her Cocky Douche Dad that i wanted to kill everytime i play, also i hated how they focus the story to her, i mean Shinnok! an Elder God and got beaten by a f****ng Teenager, i mean Really? Shinnok is that easy to beat?, how come raiden and fujin couldn't beat this guy? for F*** sakes Raiden and Fujin are gods and they cannot beat a fellow god, but a cocky b*tchy teenager beats it!?, Wow! , out of ideas boon? , i mean they should have atleast focus on more someone who deserves to beat shinnok's ass and no, they choose the nepotistic b*tch who's talkin all the time! really Hate Chapter 12, both of jacqui and this b*tch i hated , atleast jacqui is likeable and not cocky, but this one!? , no! 7. Not Enough Story and Chapter The worst thing i hated about the MKX Story , less Chapters, they should made more to be more challenging and better, and also completed, they should add more character chapters and story, of how the story is going to far, this is why i hated the new MK games, not enough story and chapters, they should made more origin chapters and more chapters that is focused on the story, like what i have spoken before 8. Rushed Story Line I like the 1st chapters of the game because of its creative and good story telling, but when it gets further everything is now boring and weak like it feels they rushed the game because they're running out of idea, they should have made more to expand the story, and add more screen time of the whole characters also they should have made more chapters for the villains instead not only the heroes, MKX is a good next gen game great gameplay and graphics , but the problem is how they toned down everything and the Story i hope MK11 learns from its mistakes and do it the same way how MK9 success my hopes are high for MK11 MKX is just dissapoint",I'd hate to see what the other 9 look like. +"This exactly. I have no idea why/how people are perfectly willing to suspend their disbelief for the very existence of a story and then get hung up on the details. Wait wait wait...after Gandalf created a magical spell to ward off a demon magma monster and the bridge gave way,**how did he fall fast enough to catch up to his falling sword?** I don't know, man...fucking **magic?** Can we just keep watching the movie, Sir Isaac Newton?","There's a difference between suspension of disbelief, and internal consistency though." +Mike Wazowski is happy to be in the new Titanfall game!,Atleast give creds +I should text my married friend and tell him how bad i want to fuck him in excruciating detail,You could message me and pretend I'm him... +"That you can't mix liquid with electricity. I work in retail. I had a 30 minute conversation with the dude. He had to be at least in his mid-40's guaranteed. I was selling him an All-in-One desktop and somehow we got into this stupid conversation. Now, can I clean the monitor with the spray? Yes Can I clean the surge protector with the spray? No, what kind of question is that? I was seriously confused at how this guy is at least 40 and didn't know that you absolutely cannot mix liquid with power",Tell that to my liquid cooled PC... +Is Amell promoting the show again? That's kind of exciting.,"No, on the contrary he was telling people not to watch the show live because they should be watching the Cubs game lol" +It's less of a worry than when FAvors comes back for Gobert's production. I super like this trade.,Thanks! +They fluff the pillows before a shoot,I want to be a fluffer. +I cant level up my skill tree to the max Ive done a lot of the campaine but for some reason my followers goes up but the purple bar isnt there,"You will have to find research point stuff in the world, they're marked on your map by a white skull in a black diamond, but only after you scan specific areas." +"If people like you keep crying wolf over 'facism' everytime something on the Right happens you don't like if it ever does come to this country the warnings will be ignored. As of now anyone who cries facism at the Tories instantly outs themselves as a hysterical retard. Facism didn't break into our mainstream politics in fucking 1930 when it was sweeping europe, what makes you think it is coming here now?",Who exactly audited the UK for fascistic tendencies and concluded that? +"no thanks, id much rather have garrett, dont like any of those guys that early.",The 49ers 100% are drafting a QB in the first round this year. +It makes you wonder: is he REALLY this gd clueless so as to not realize how fucking creepy that is or did he know EXACTLY how creepy it is and hoped it would scare her into talking to him? Either way: blockity block muthafucka,I read that last line in Morgan Freeman's voice... 10/10 +"On the plus side, Yukon is like our best core coffee.",Ethiopia would like to have a word with you. +Daily bonuses are coming...,I can't wait to be all these potions +LOLOLOLOL. Lightning is DURABLE? That's a great one!,"Explain to me how a single, solid piece of metal is not fundamentally durable." +people investigating this shit have been being censored left and right all year including the very website you post on and The most plausible theory is that someone's hosting billing just wasn't paid - bull,Is there proof for any of those incidents? +"Eh, are you asking seriously?",Yes. +I don't even want a sex bot anymore. I legit miss going out on dates and just spending time with people. ;_;,"Try online dating, dude." +I've been on the front page but I'm not a member :(,"Are you sure you were the front page of r/all, rather than your personal front page?" +tfw u realize no female wielded political and economic power or has reigned a nation in the last 10'000 years brb repenting for being a cis-male.,Repent you cis het white male scum! +"Taking away the votes that she won, Clinton definitely lost the popular vote. Lmaooooooo wtf?","If you ignore everyone that voted for Hillary, Trump actually won 100% of the vote." +If I greet you twice by the time you checkout it's not because i'm overly excited to meet you it's just that I forgot you even existed in the minute since you entered the shop and got to the checkout. Also as soon as my shift starts i'm on total cruise control. (small retail place),Cause you are shit at your job and wonder why people are rude to you... +"Vince Welch, IDK who put him in the booth but they need to remove him ASAP",(Insert driver) ..(long pause)...will win ..(long pause).. at (insert track) Vince Welch pauses so much when he's trying to say things lol +"If he hasn't yet, Dan Rooney needs to sit Tomlin the fuck down and give him a talk about how to take garbage teams seriously",AMEN BROTHER PREACH FAM PREACH +Televangelist Jim Bakker: God Will Punish Counties That Voted for Hillary Clinton With Earthquakes,Haha US in a nutshell +Threatening Jio,entitlement level 10/10 +"Grass and gravestones, happy Samhain everyone. Calvary Cemetery, Roslindale MA.","You can now also find me on Instagram, @grassandgravestones." +USA expats in Europe: do you go out to watch election coverage? Where?,"I'll watch CNN at home, that is what I would do if I were still living in the states anyway." +I had a feeling this was going to happen. It's only a matter of time until someone edits this picture onto the phone and changes the text to something about low effort memes.,And then put a text box above it with I don't have Photoshop. +"I really think RuPaul loves the queens this season, that she's happy and laughs so much with them. This season really brings me joy in hard times.","She loved everyone from allstars too Raven, Juju, Yara, Latrice, etc" +CTR still has a website and sent out a tweet just 2 hours ago so I'm pretty sure it still exists. To think the left won't continue its astroturf movement is naive.,"Wow, you're just gonna blanket this entire thread with stupid, aren't you?" +"Sports fans, how do you choose your favorite team? Or the team you root for? No, seriously. I may or may not be asking because my entire office (except one) has been celebrating due to the potential of the Cubs winning. On a similar note, when do you *change* your favorite team, if ever?","Hockey - Vancouver Canucks, because I live in British Columbia Baseball - Toronto Blue Jays, because they're Canada's only team Football - Seattle Seahawks, because they're the geographically closest team to me Basketball - Toronto Raptors, because they're Canada's only team" +"IGN: Caitlin. Deposit: Oddish, M , LV 11. Request: munchlax F LV 1. Message pg2441",Done! +"According to the other comments here, it does not actually lower drag at all.","It used to, before 1.0." +"Bet you're nice to console users too, ya filth",Your words cut deep +Agreed. But with the Internet they are no longer forced to live in a vacuum. They choose to. That's the infuriating part.,"I kind of agree, but on the other hand, there's plenty of elements to the internet that comes across as an echo chamber for that kind of rhetoric." +"Are they going to have it delivered at a hospital, surrounded by scientifically derived processes, equipment and epidural injections?",That would be quite ironic. +Cheeto fan's parking skillz,I can't even tell if that flag is in the background or attached to this douche's' truck +Direct democracy is more democratic then a vote by representatives. Sovreighnty is the right of the people to decide they're own future and that is what happend.,Until you get a result so close like Brexit and you sentence almost 49% of the people to a future they didn't choose. +"Cosplaying. No I don't think that guy speaking with a weird voice dressed as a cartoon character is funny. And yes, i'm getting ready for the downvotes as this is one thing you freaks get severely butthurt about!",You probably wouldn't have got downvoted until you called them all freaks. +*sigh*..... the NFC North really does suck ass right now,The AFC North aint doing to hot either +He has money.,but dont worry he's going to change the system so rich people like him can't rig the system +what fps are you getting? Are you on windows 10? did you turn off that xbox dvr bullshit?,100Fps mostly 60 - 50 is stuff like 2+ smokes / molotovs are happening Yes Sadly Yes +They weren't calling the first guy out. Read the title of the thread.,"Oh yeah look at that Huh Guess I have egg on my face, hold on I'll edit the comment so I can still be angry at them" +What is your favorite sub?,r/youdontsurf +Trump once called for sending US ground troops to fight ISIS and take that oil,Actually saying it out loud is wrong! +Do you really think those programs consider themselves signature this year? Maybe USC does but TCU and UCLA definitely have underperformed.,UCLA lost their QB and TCU only has one big loss (WVU) the other losses were all super close if you saw the games. +Did Dyrus get a skin named after him when he retired? No. Did Yellowstar do more for the League of Legends e-Sports scene than Dyrus? I wouldn't say so. what is with coach kk0ma? He has not a single skin but still has the possibility to get his third world championship this year. kk0ma has won every single possible tournament in LoL. LCK? multiple times. Worlds? twice possibly three times after this year. MSI? once. IEM? at least once too. All stars? also at least once. if you think yellowstar has done more than Dyrus than kk0ma has done more than yellowstar. And no one of these three people have a skin.,KKoma hasn't won LCS yet +But not today because baristas are probably out protesting.,It hadn't occurred to me yet but I guess the minimum wage fight won't be going anywhere for awhile? +"Saw someone on here a couple weeks back who responded with You're right, but not for the reasons you think you are.",In other words you proved me wrong but I'm still going to make it sound like I know more than you +NCR. Flawed democracy is better than anarchy or a dictatorship (house/legion),Those taxes tho. +"Hillary is a professional liar, even during live national debates. Here's a classic.",bam! +Quick question centipedes. Don't up vote. Is it Big League or Bigly? Have I been saying it wrong this whole time?,But we now use bigly as a term of endearment. +Twitter is quickly turning into a USSR-tier propaganda platform.,The Russian-style censors must be the only way to stop the Russians +"When did this become the Grace Randolph's opinions based on valid reasoning are dumb and she's an idiot sub? She's allowed to think TC of BvS is better than the UC and she's allowed to think a character who's based mainly on action sequences could be played by a stuntsman, several stunt actors have transitioned to acting it's not some outrageous or dumb concept.",What's her valid reasoning for this +The government rarely if ever tells the truth. It's a function of violent centralized paranoid systems.,"Cool, thanks for the update." +"Chewbacca rips off Superman's arms and uses them as weapons, can he now defeat the armless Superman? Han Solo once famously said that Chewbacca can rip the arms out of someone's sockets, what if he ripped out Superman's arms? Rules * Superman and Chewbacca have only 30 seconds of prep time in the first round * Before the match begins, Chewbacca rips off Superman's arms, Superman does not bleed out and the sockets where his arms were have closed up * Superman's arms have the same physical power as Superman Chewbacca holds them by the shoulder, one in each hand. He uses the arms like swords and swings them as such. He can use the arms to lift things he normally could not. The arms can resist anything that Superman normally would, but they do not give Chewbacca the ability to fly or to shoot lasers * Both are bloodlusted and will not stop until the other is incapitated * Superman cannot fire lasers out of his eyes for the first two rounds, he can still kick and fly Round 1: Fight takes place in Metropolis, standard rule set Round 2: Fight takes place in Kashyyk, standard rule set Round 3: Superman has 1 day to prep, but Chewbacca can now fly and shoot lasers out of his eyes Round 4: How does standard Chewbacca with Superman arms deal against Lex Luther?",Can't Superman just use his super breath? +4 Crit Chain c opt vs aG CEVO Quarter Finals Over Time,What game is this? +"Guys, how do you counter nasus E max early game. I played teemo and got shat on by nasus who maxed E. im not btchin, i just wonder what couldve i did that would get me an advantage, for future reference.",nasus's biggest counter is a jungler +May I have some,dat entitled look though.. +Headlines like this are why I voted Trump.,That's a completely rational way to decide who gets the nuclear codes. +"I mean, what's the problem about being disliked? There isn't any perfect track.","The part where the track is disliked... Monstercat's yt audience sometimes favors cheesier, less unique stuff" +Thank you! I have read most of the wiki and lots of the top posts... they are a breath of fresh air. Um... what's the IRC?,It's in the sidebar under Places of Interest - it's just a place to chat. +"I just finished insulating the walls of my bedroom, and have good thermal barrier blinds, I'm looking forward to seeing how it performs.",... I should have put down all my blackout blinds this morning. +BTFO!!! Psychic goat from Scotland predicts Clinton will destroy the short-fingered vulgarian tomorrow. Upgoat to show r/the_deplorables their fate is sealed!,This goat is just a CTR shill! +"This is La Canfora, wouldn't trust any of this.",That's why I'm iffy cause I wouldnt hate the pick if we could get him with the eagles pick +"Thank you for the update! I'm not going to lie, while I'm happy Blender is doing well, I literally twitched when I read about the embellishment penalty.","It would be good to see how bad it was though, just to see if it was more serious or more of a reputation call." +His two children that he presumably talks to on a daily basis. Some blind trust.,"as I said, he answer what he would do about the conflict of interest, you just arent happy about the answer, thats very different." +"But you're just as likely to be against a shit team as have a shit team. Over time, you'll climb if you are placed too low.",The problem is that you'd need to play a SHIT-TON of games to make this a viable strategy. +"You're in luck cause apparently Spongebob is pretty big over there. Or was, maybe still is.",It's big cus memes +The fact that we have an offensive line that can allow that play gives me hope.,"I agree, though the fact that nobody is open (or Aaron is too gunshy to throw the damn ball) after such a long time worries me." +"I would recommend tox or ring instead, they use dht protocol and rely on no server interaction, so completely decentralised. I dont trust signal or whatsapp, those servers they use can be easily compromised.","Which wouldn't do much for the average user, because all communications are encrypted end-to-end, and can't be decrypted by the server." +"Adore, giving us a glimpse of Bianca looking beautiful",Where? +This really hurt my soul.,Why do they always interview the most spoiled brats for these videos? +"When the Democratic attack ads can literally just be audio of Trump speaking, it isn't exactly hard to rip him apart.","More to the point, this sketch just pointed out **three actual retweets by Donald Trump**" +I drew Lucius!,Kawaii +He message me right after and said you saw nothing,Say ahhh +"Lol dude. Doing the Nightfall strike has a chance to give you strange coins as a reward... more strange coins than you could get in a normal strike. Then if you want to put in the EXTRA EFFORT to use those strange coins effectively to get exotics, you will get rewards that are often better than the other nightfall rewards. Otherwise, enjoy your shit reward of 10 heavy synths from those 10 strange coins. But they aren't going to nerf the drop table (and yes, I would consider it a nerf to take away or reduce the chance of getting 3oC) just because some people are unwilling to put any extra effort in for extra good rewards.",Nothing I said has a single thing to do with strange coins. +that depends on if you believe Bill or Gennifer,I don't believe anyone who spells Jennifer with a G +"Keep it up, you'll get there! o7","Yeah, I'm like two weeks away... And finishing Command Ships 5 in like an hour!" +What customer today made you want to commit murder?,"not today, but while working retail...customer asks for gift card gift box, told her we don't have any, proceeds to yell at me that the store should have one, scours every dept, finds one, comes back and yells some more, get manager, yells at her...really hated working at high end store--those customers suck" +hahahahaha haha ahaha HA ahaha,hahaha hahahahaha hahaha hahahahaha +I think you gave us 13 of your points?,"After what you did to us last year, I don't think scoring on our defense is out of the question." +Makes me scream internally every time.,"Not as bad as ah puch ult, corpses flying for a good second and your ult hasn't gone off." +How old are you?,You lookin for a good time guy? +Name a champion. Then name it's fetish.,Sion - weaks getting trempled +Trump Campaign: Obama born in the U.S.,"I think what people actually wanted was an apology spoken by Trump himself for spreading a bizarre, convoluted, and vile conspiracy theory, not a self-congratulatory statement from the campaign." +At least someone's standing up to Chinese aggression,"Yeah, fishing is one of the most aggressive behaviors of all time." +First Lady Asma al-Assad gave an interview to Russia 24 Channel.,Not an enviable position to be when you wind up being the wife to the leader of the head of a brutal regime responsible for the worst humanitarian crisis of our time. +"I'm sure we would have gotten the same kind of nuanced, informed answer on Allepo that she just gave from any of her competitors.","Sorry, what's Aleppo?" +Gonna shit a brick in two days when we all have to come back to you and admit you were right.,I'll expect pictures. +"A disturbing trend, but one which should reverse once we eliminate public schools. The point is the vast majority of this country is Christian and we will be fighting those who are not.","I look forward to shooting you in the face, good sir." +Mucha.,Pero toda la suerte. +Head of MI6: Britain faces 'fundamental threat to sovereignty from Russian meddling',"Well to be fair, Russian foreign policy wants to isolate Britain from Europe..and as we have done that for them..." +Seems like they're winning.,Define winning +Bill Murray is overcome with emotion!,Jesus guys it's just a picture of an old man the OP found. +"From what I understand, Razr gets a lot of hate because it's flashy and overpriced. Maybe they're right. Maybe buying my dethadder was a mistake, but I don't see myself replacing it any time soon.",take good care of it and it'll last you years +"I really like the idea of having Synchro options. The three ED monsters I would most likely replace are Leviair, GQ, and Lion Heart in that order. One slot for Tatsunoko, one slot for a lv 10 Synchro, and one slot for a Lv 6 or 7? Maybe Clear Wing? As for the deck I'm stumped as to what I would replace for Red Res. Maybe a Silverd and a Bismagia? I might want to fit a Resonator Call in there as well if I'm running two. I could realistically replace a Terraforming with a Resonator Call since Master Plan can also potentially search Resort. What are your thoughts?","Well, Foolish Burial of Belongings could be replaced if you want this to be TCG legal on release." +"Just curious, what is done with all this obsolete stuff after companies get rid of it?","Scrapped, resources are extracted and reused, especially gold." +"*white people* oh cool, you made this a racial thing. Would you be able to tell me about safe spaces as well?","Ah yes, I remember learning about all those minority politicians in the 1860s." +This guy pets.,The soft caressing kind or the rough itching kind? +"Loving this song, very chill and relaxing, thank you both for the rec!",You're welcome :D +Yeah they're tough to move when a football outsiders event is available but I didn't have any issues selling them once the event ended. I made a little over 200k on a smaller batch during the week so I bought a little more than twice as many yesterday while they were cheap again and I'll sell them high now that the supply has cut off. It took a couple days to sell them all last time so I expect it to take until Friday or so but it'll be an easy 500k profit just in time for ultimate freeze. The key is to pick the price you want them to sell for and then just be patient. There are plenty of people willing to overspend for shitty cards if you give them the chance. It helps if you match up the end of your auction with the busiest times of the day too.,Which are the busiest? +"So what's new name of the Binghamton Mets, the Double-A affiliate of the New York Mets? It's the Binghamton Rumble Ponies. That beat out the other finalists: Bullheads, Gobblers, Rocking Horses, Stud Muffins and Timber Jockeys.",The Binghamton Rumble Ponies is a herd of fierce horses that no carousel center pole can contain +Grandma: 'Why is my toaster from 60 years ago suddenly talking to me?',BECAUSE IT'S SMART! +Liberals wrong again!,<3 legalinsurrection +"I believe that Sardinian language should be added in the island of Sardinia. On a sidenote, I appreciate the touch of Catalan in the city of Alghero.",Italy should be a mesh of different languages. +Taxpayer funded,That's not specific enough because a public service can be both taxpayer funded and still not be free to the individual per use like public colleges in the US. +"Crosby is the first player on the ice for practice, missing his non-contact jersey.",His concussion must be getting really bad if he's forgetting to put his non-contact jersey on. +This just went up on the wall of my old high school.,Maybe that's just how Gretzky said it +Does it? If so I might switch back. I played it a few times at a friend's. Maybe he didn't select some option to turn off auto blip or something.,I usually play with all the assists off so maybe that's it. +That's retarded. Why not do a piss test?,"If the cops book you for possession of drugs, regardless of if you have any in your system or not, then why shouldn't your parents punish you?" +"Happened in india a few months ago as well, but was reversed within a week. =) After public backlash ofcourse.",public cocklash +Yes you can if you check Steam servers on the client. It's also possible to check the players number and who's playing.,That's not in game is it. +"Ron has gone from being one of my favorite reviewers to one of my least favorite. He says that the Google Home is much less capable than the Assistant on your phone, but what if I don't have the Pixel, like 99% of Android users? This is a very inexpensive way to get the Assistant along with all of the home control features that brings.",No rollout plan for other devices? +Teach your kids to play Magic,"More like, get your kids addicted to anything, and you turn them into petty criminals to feed their addiction." +"I have work tomorrow so I have to go to bed now. I have *no* idea how I'm going to sleep though. Goodnight, Centipedes, and Godspeed!",Good luck calming your brain down to sleep lol +Its Nuke and weve known it was nuke for the last hour. Its on the eleague site...........,eleagues site has cobble. +"People are those things. Religions don't exist independently of the individuals who claim it. People are also bigoted, with or without religion.",And those people toss people like you off buildings.. So much self hate to defend Islam... +a lot of Canadians need those low-level jobs these days.,And that's big problem with Canadian economy. +"No, Simlish is completely made up. Multiple words *are* directly translatable (sul sul is hello, deg deg is goodbye, nooboo is baby, when they play Marco Polo they say Timle and Tourneau, etc), but the rest of the language is all nonsense noises. No sentences or lines spoken by sims have actual established canon meaning, only certain key words used when interacting with specific objects. (The exception being Simlish *music*, which can obviously be directly translated considering it's the real artists singing their own music and they made each word into a fake word, but that doesn't count because the rest of the game isn't like that and they don't use words from the game in the music or words from the music in the game). Planco is, apparently (judging from this post), directly translatable pronounced cyphers that would imply every line of spoken dialogue in the game can be translated into an english sentence. Which just seems kind of bizarre to me, because that means that you have to *write* all the random guest dialogue, instead of just...making it up. And the written content is in english, further making it odd.","From what i've heard in Sci Fi writing, it makes it way easier." +I was hanging out last night doing blow with these 3 bisexual strippers that were trying to bang my girlfriend. They kept calling me the muscle man. I realized that this is exactly why I started lifting.,Someone get this man some flair +"I know that there are tons of these posts, but this has to be the best so far.",TIL: you shouldn't let Zac Efron repair your pc. +"I will be doing that from now on. The irony is when you call Presto, you get this message to use auto reload. Um, no thanks. Their online load doesnt work so why should I use their auto reload. Unfortunately, lining up at a kiosk is more reliable at this point.",Luckily there are many kiosks coverings a wide range of Ottawa +I'm not saying you should be. You clearly oppose the movement and Donald Trump so why even waste your time? Especially when you're not even trying to even start a real conversation.,To try and interject a little bit of humor and sanity towards your radical ideologies. +WARNING: SPICY,So Spicy! +My answer to the stale tank meta,"That'd make Bastion pretty OP, especially in solo q when teams can't work together." +Same here x.x,use 2 dash charge cables and connect whem together with adapter? +"Looking to (maybe) buy my first android after iphone 7 reveal Hey, as the title says, I'm interested in knowing what options are available in the android market. I currently have an iPhone 5, and am living in Japan (don't have a carrier yet). The most important thing to me is size. Part of the reason I've liked iPhones, and haven't switched from the 5 yet is the size. I don't need (or want) an enormous display, so I'm really not in the market for a phone much larger than an iPhone 6s/7 or Galaxy S7. Feel free to suggest phones around that size though! Other features I'm interested in: USB-C, fingerprint scanner, NFC, good camera, good battery life, SD card (not super important). Let me know if you've got any interesting suggestions or advice!",Sony X Compact is only a bit bigger than your 5 and is smaller than the 6S and meets all those as far as I'm aware. +"Never mind article 50, what are articles 1-49 all about?",How straight Bananas can be +How many people came to the_donald due to shenanigans by Reddit and/or mods of other subs? I didn't even know of the_donald until the Orlando terrorist shooting. I was so frustrated that other subs (news) wasn't reporting the truth. I kept reading about the_donald in threads about it. So I ventured here. I was red pilled shortly after. How many more people is Reddit pushing toward the truth after yesterday? How did you discover t_d?,I came here after r/politics become a shitfest. +Trump Is an Existential Threat,"Yeah, but at least he didn't keep a private email server in the basement." +You misspelled bullshit,thank you comrade. +User name checks out.,Jesus Christ it's you! +planning for it to be on sale yes. expect an announcement in the next few days,SALE LEAKED +ECA test prep questions I'm about to start an ECA class and attempt to pass the test in a month. Does anyone have any advice or study guide recommendations?,Honestly you should be able to pass it regardless of study level. +"Note that even if she gets 28% of Republican early voters, that doesn't necessarily mean she'll get 28% of Republicans overall. Early voters are only a subset of all voters.","But 30-40% of the total votes cast will be early votes, so its still incredibly helpful." +"Lol, this reminds me that people still argue that the people of Windhelm totally aren't racist despite the first scene you see upon entering the city is two dudes harassing a dark elf just because she's a dark elf","Both the main factions in that game were pretty bad, I still don't know who to side with years later." +He probably came in with a wire under a hat with his dad telling him what to say.,CHEATING? +The erosion of your rights for the sake of safety,But think of the children! +WoL =/= Wol,One can hope we get a Warrior of Ice some day to really confuse the issue. +"TIL When Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong landed first time on the Moon, they honored as a Russian astronaut Yuri Gagarin by leaving behind one of his medals...",Cosmonaut. +Morning road rage in Toronto (x-post r/TorontoDriving),Fuck off ya idiot ....couldn't have said it better! +"I see what rural players were complaining about now. I recently moved out of Austin TX (thanks housing market), where I lived across the street from a gym and had 4 pokestops within a 20m walking distance. I played every day since launch. We moved to a smaller town in the outskirts of Austin (Buda), and there is not a single stop or gym within several miles of me. I haven't even launched the app since moving. I'm super disappointed and really understand the plight of rural players now. Niantic needs to open up submissions for new stops/gyms.",Suburbs too! +The mob didn't do hits on politicians back then. Absolutely not true,Bullshit. +I'm speaking generally about taxes and benefits.,Such as what? +"XMP is not always the best solution, set it manually. Increase its voltage to 1.65V, set the latency, and check the multipliers/ratio/DRAM frequency manually to 2400MHz. But if HWiNFO shows 1.5V, you can be sure that it runs only at 1600MHz.",So enabling XMP would automatically set it to the 2400mhz and increase the voltage to the 1.65 that it says on the ram? +Yeah I have this same problem.,I have this problem more than you have this problem +Mage's Guild,Okay I play Destiny but I don't get his shirt +"You're obviously not hood, if they can get up and walk away they can grab a weapon and come back.",Lol what does that have to do with the law? +"Of course my opinion is not fact. I meant to say that in comparison, LoL's laning is a lot simple and thus less entertaining. This is not to say that you can't enjoy it, but that layers of complexity add a higher skill cap and replayability.","Laning isn't simple at all...wave management, trading while your opponent is last hitting, are both pretty complex." +"Since halo 3 is the only legitimately competitive halo, guardian is the best 1v1 map","I heard Halo 2 was pretty competitive, I never played it though." +what ever happened to the digital currency reddit was going to roll out?,I was promised at least one trip TO THE MOOOON from someone... +Espers are worthless to attack with. I can't even kill a simple mercury bat with my level 30 two star Ifrit. Why are they so pointless?,Idk my shiva hits for like 13k +The sheer number of times I have to explain to my grandmother that the microwave and wifi router are not giving us cancer...,"But Jill Stein said WiFi gives us cancer, and she's running for president, so she must be smart!" +"Anybody going to Mainframe? If you are, what's your opinion of it? Is it worth it?",What is Mainframe (other than a big-ass computer)? +"Is it possible to detect the number of mobile phones currently in an area? Hi I would like to build some sort of application to get some statistics on how many people visit a certain area that I maintain. I have heard that one way to go about this is simply count the people connected to the wifi of the facility. However, since not all people connect to the wifi, is there any other way that you know of to detect a phone within an area? Thanks!",Not if you aren't the police or carrier or doing something illegal (IMSI catcher) +I did it!,"Welcome to slightly faster roach rush, and two orbital 1 planetary instead of 3 planetary" +What is the most damage Isis ult can do?,Way back in the day I stood in one and got oneshot +"Health, power, attack speed reduction and even more slows? Yums? Winged is always an option too, but not any more nor less than Frostbound.","slow DR, bad power, could just get protections instead which are better than health with soul reaver and qins being cheap as dirt?" +2 Widow Mines and a dream,SeemsGood +"DCS World 1.5.5 cursor Disappears Well, there seems to be a bug in 1.5.5 right now that causes the cursor to disappear and not come back. This has happened to me in the A10C, a friend in a Huey and another friend in a Mirage. Any way around it? Anyone else experiencing this?",yup happened to me in the A10C as well. +And was named after a fish.,Tim Salmon? +37 + bonus with Hazard (C) and Defoe left. Of course I took a -8 hit which looks like it wasn't a bad move as Payet got more than the -8 himself.,what did the players you subbed out get? +"Hillary Rodham Clinton and her health My little rant. Before Hillary collapsed at the 9/11 event..... If she were healthy, it would have been a simple matter of holding a press conference with Hillary front and center along with one or more medical doctors that are familiar with her health history. An hour later, the whole issue would be put to rest. If she were healthy. If there are in fact health issues that would threaten her candidacy, then their strategy would be to do some or all of the following: 1) Take attention away from it by attacking anyone bringing it up. 2) Try to deflect the question onto Trump who himself is nearly the same age. 3) Accuse those questioning her health by calling them names such as conspiracy theorists. 4) Limit her exposure to the press. 5) Control the press as much as possible on this and other issues. 6) Refuse to provide any evidence of her health. 7) Refuse to admit any health problems. etc. Hillary's campaigns behavior points to there being some serious issues with her health. And that was before she collapsed on camera. Her collapse at the 9/11 event and their response appears to completely destroy their credibility on the issue of her health. Firstly the video where she collapses is devastating. Not so much due to the collapse itself, but their crazy efforts to hide what was going on when her handlers surrounded her while she was being dragged into the vehicle. But the frosting on that cake was the subsequent various claims from her campaign team where first she was a bit overheated. Then overheated and dehydrated, then allergies, then pneumonia. Which is it, people? Get your story straight. This gives no one any comfort about her health. It only muddies the water and makes us more suspicious. But the real nail in the coffin, was her apparently a few hours later allegedly walking out of Chelsea's apartment, looking absolutely chipper, with a big smile on her face, skipping along and waving to everyone. Really? Seriously? At the best of times, she walks carefully, often with help to get over or down small stairs or even a curb. The contrast between the two images is startling. Which makes one wonder if they tried to use a body double, a doppelganger. It would have made so much more sense if Hillary would have made an appearance in public in front of a bunch of microphones and reporters. She would have walked carefully but confidently to the microphones and spoke to the people and said that - yes, she had a problem earlier in the day but now is feeling better and is going to take a couple of days to get back up to speed and she thanks everybody for the good wishes, etc. That along with her doctor speaking truthfully and plainly to the people, and giving a credible diagnosis and prognosis would have gone very far to 1, let everyone know that she is okay, and 2, probably would have gotten a lot of people to feel for her, and want to see her get better, you know, some good will. There have been all kinds of instances where a candidate for an office had some kind of illness or injury and they were honest with their constituents and they still got elected. Some even were not able to actually campaign, and they still won. If Hillary's health problems were not of a nature that would knock her out of the race, any illness could have actually boosted her support. People tend to want to help an underdog going thru a rough patch. But, it is impossible to conclude that Hillary does not have a campaign threatening health problem. And that her and her campaign are lying their asses off.",I'm trying to figure out how they will play this to their advantage. +"Often, statements like this from Bernie are intended to have another effect rather than him actually wanting to implement what he proposes. So what is he trying to do?",Simplifying the rules: he says something stupid and what he wants after +Surely the best way is just to run a delay? He would look at the message and if it was clean he'd approve it and T2S would say it.,But that's not funnnyyyy +"It IS fair though. The grid still has to be created and maintained. It's like saying *I don't have any kids, why are my tax dollars going towards schools?*",The annoying part is that people DO say that about taxes for schools... +"Oh yes, Russia is big on proof and independent verification.","well, considering nothing happened after official Turkish forces shot down a Russian plane I really doubt some random prick shooting a guy who isn't even dead is going to kick off WWIII no matter how bad reddit seems to want that to happen for some reason." +"No, it's ok because he has appointed the best people to advise him. For example, Gen. Mattis. The man doesn't have to be an expert in everything, just appoint experts to the appropriate roles.",so if Mattis disagreed with things Trump has already said you would defer to Mattis' judgement? +In fairness that just seems like the normal response. What kind of situtation have we found ourselves in when calling someones phone to help them find it warrants a 20 euro reward.,Yeah that's pretty socially inept tbh +"What motivates you to keep playing the game? Civ 6 is the first time I try a game in the Sid Meier's series. In the beginning it was nearly scary to learn the game. Because there were so much information to get to know. All those small layers x100 to get to grasp the game. But after hundreds of hours in the game playing through Huge maps with 12 bots, and beating Deity, and time just flew by, it was like a time machine. Just one more turn, just one more turn, holy fuck did an hour already go by? I am by no means an expert at all. But I just don't really feel any challenge anymore against the AI. So there's no excitement anymore. I know any AI game I go into no matter if Deity or not, I will win it 100% without even trying hard. I know I will just slowly snowball out of control, and win. So the game feels solved in a kind of way. And somehow I just totally lost all will/motivation to play the game. Even though I think the design is beautiful and amazing. So I was just curious, do anyone feel like me, or what motivates you to keep playing even though you get no resistance at all?",Stop being humble and go play against other people. +I doubt it is being sold as acid. It might be in blotter but so is alparozlam sometimes,Whaaaat I gotta try these xanax tabs! +Thank you so much,No problem +What crimes has she been convicted of?,"Nothing, but EMAILS BENGHAZI EMAILS" +That seems very high. Is that normal where you are?,There are cheaper ones but theyre also in a worst condition than this +I can only get so erect,"If your erection persists longer than 4 hours, please seek medical attention." +"It wasn't AMD, it was the developers of one game and everybody started extrapolating like idiots. It works in every other game = *obviously* AMD did not disable them.",Which game? +How does Al Michaels know that's his first carry on the spot like that?,He's a rookie probably +That accuracy though!,"He was obviously aiming for his own Giant to give him a power boost, don't you know that's how it works?" +Wow chill guys it's a joke thread,Something about Muslims! +What original nickname do you like the most?,I named all my Mr.Mime Mr.Meme +I just said my name is Hugh Mungus.,HUGH MUNGUS WOT +Are you ready? - 23 hours until the the season starts!,HNNNGG +"Marc Bergevin: Mike Babcock, Joel Quenneville, Barry Trotz, Claude Julien--Those are probably the best coaches in the NHL",Looks like he misspelled Michel Therrien. +"If you vote for trump or a third party (voting for a third party is a net vote for Trump), I can almost guarantee that the outcome will be worse than what has already been happening in US foreign policy.",The spoiler narrative would carry more weight if Combover had a shot at winning. +"Guess the Pro Player In as little words as possible, describe your favorite pro player's whether it be his playstyle, personality, whatever you want and try to have others guess who you're describing.",hes my 3rd fav streamer +I'd almost go as far as saying the entire Dorne storyline was one of the biggest fails in the history of TV.,Somebody hasn't seen Arrow... +"Last night, Clinton got 6 questions on her emails. Trump got zero on his Iraq lies.","If we're going to create a list of things Trump needs to get questioned about, his Iraq War lies are probably not even in the top 20." +Recommendation chart for beginners,"I'd have put Little Witch Academia up there for family, and shimoneta for the WTF stuff." +"As they kill each other, I will",Plot twist: I'm into NTR +"Nah, she's just really critical of her work sometimes",just keep teling yourself that. +"Well, I've never put every dollar I get toward doing drugs, so no.",of course everyone who is poor deserves it! +wtf does a Soil & Water Supervisor do?,Id guess he makes sure you're not being poisoned *too much* +"I think she has a role in the second season of Skins, UK TV teen series. I've only seen the first two seasons, but from what I remember they were pretty good. If you wanna watch just because she's hot, I wouldn't bother. She's only in one episode.",This was the 5th season IIRC. +I roll the hard six.,nicely done. +"What is one show that you love, even after countless rewatches?","The Ali G Show - If you haven't seen it it's absolutely hilarious, I definitely prefer the seasons from before he moved to HBO but there is gold in every episode" +What's your GOTY so far? Do you think anything will top it? I would love to hear everyone's opinion on what their game of the year is so far. I use this lull before fall to catch up on some of the best games of the year. Tell us what you love about it! Do you think anything this fall may top it?,Either Starbound or Stardew Valley. +N,' +"Probably the cleanest family in the White House since I can remember. No sex scandals, no kids in rehab, no family drama. Going to be a long time before we see such a great family in the White House again.",But his daughter smoked weed though.. +"This is bullshit Late game, tanks melt compared to tanks in DotA",tanks in dota? +Who needs an offense when your defense can score,That's what we first thought.... Turns out it's not true. +"Should COH3 Change the Formula? A lot of people say they want to have COH3 set in the Pacific, Africa, Italy, or in a World War III type setting. But personally I rather see a change to the gameplay formula. No, not like how DOW3 is fundamentally different from DOW2 but rather making COH3 more 'deadlier' and focus more on teamwork. I've been playing some Realism mods for COH2 (sadly not enough players online and the AI isn't built for it) and what I love is its high risk high reward gameplay where units will drop like flies in such a short time. It reminds me of games like Rainbow Six Siege where you can kill or be killed in just a second or two. The realism mods really make finding and sticking to cover a matter of life or death as staying in the open is far more punishing. It makes the Attacker have to think more smarter and creatively i.e. using smoke, flanking, diversions, etc. My only issue is the amount of units you have to handle by the mid and late game which makes it nearly impossible to micro each unit's ability. For COH3, what I'd like to see is maybe fewer but more manageable units on the field but increase the player count. Say 3 units per player and have it go from 5-10 players per side? Total War Arena has also done this this 3 units per player and this makes teamwork incredibly important. I can imagine COH3 where some players will play a role such as Support and deliver a mortar barrage to the infantry players to breakthrough a dug in position or tank players will ask infantry players to scout ahead (or the other way around :P ) As for game modes, I would also like to see something like Siege's Attackers vs. Defenders mode. In Siege Attackers have to scout, enter, and complete the objective while Defenders get to lay traps, put barbed wire, deploy shields, create killzones, and more. Imagine COH3 where Defenders have say about a minute or more to construct defenses from MG nests, bunkers, barbed wire, tank traps, mines, and more while the Attackers have to capture the VP(s) within say 5-10 minutes. I could go into it more but yeah, that's the general gist of it. Does anyone else have ideas for COH3's gameplay or do you think it should stay the same from COH2?","I see where you're coming from, but I fear increased lethality in a game in which RNG plays such a big role will create too steep of a learning curve for new players." +"Since when, exactly, is demanding supportive evidence for allegations a bad thing? The internet has enough of that don't you think?","Typing in all caps, going all Texas Law, and referencing Star Trek completely invalidates any point you might have made..." +TNAWrestling.exe has performed an illegal operation and needs to be terminated. Would you like to end task now?,ABORT +"I would go for a Doodle God sylladex where when you catchpalogue an object, it gets converted to a bunch of pumpkins and perfectly generic objects, and when you want to access an item, you have to recombine them into the item. Look up doodle god in the AppStore...",You could also call this alchemy modus +Something's not Kosher about your post...,Katz's is not kosher. +*Someone* has to end-test the product.,"It sounds like a tough job, but I'll do it for the people." +Nacho is short for Iheanacho(sp?) for Man City. Nacho is a defender for Real Madrid too,It was a failed attempt on a joke +She's 13. Careful now,too old. +I'm gay./I'm a lesbian./I'm actually an attention whore./I am transgender.,"In this moment I am euphoric, not because of a phony gender's blessing, but because I am enlightened by my cishetnormativity." +relevant username,Oh shit I forgot about MY DONUTS WOULD BE TAXED +"Any Chance The Rock Is Seen In Some Capacity On Smackdown! This Week? With Smackdown! Live celebrating it's 900th episode this week we've already heard that The Undertaker & Edge will be making special appearances. But, since it is Smackdown!, why not have The Rock? The show named after him (and I believe in kayfabe, the show he claims he created). I know, The Rock is insanely busy as he's probably filming 5 films at once right now, and the 900th episode isn't as big as something like when Raw celebrated episode 1,000, but even if it's via satellite or a pre-taped video, it'd be nice to see the man who used to layeth the Smackdown make an appearance in some capacity.","if not smackdown 900, surely Survivor Series cuz he debuted at Survivor Series 20 years ago" +What rules has your cat set in your household?,TIL: People do not realize cats can be trained quite easily with good/bad behavior modifications +This is like December 2006 Premier League levels of wondergoal density,That wasn't the Laurent Robert month by any chance was it? +#BUH-BYE CHER - not sure how you are getting to Jupiter...,I think she is already there to be honest. +MSI RX 470 GAMING X - $149.58 ($199.99 - $6.36 Extra savings - $29.05 TRIPLE15 -$15 MIR),"Lord, show me how to say no to this..." +Dude. They shut down all security on the state department email servers because Hillary's server was unable to communicate with theirs. She ordered them and they complied since she was the head.,WTF +Perfect Honedges Incoming... The perfect Honedges are coming your way. Stay tuned for the next few days to find out more.,"We can't use non-Alolan pokemon in rated battles, right?" +"On the one hand, I'm totally with you. On the other, getting this butthurt is exactly what he wants. You don't punish a pyro by setting his bed on fire.","No, instead you set the pyro on fire" +We aren't even allowed to post memes here lmao you think the mods would ever allow something fun?,Weekly Fire Mods Thread +(No Spoilers) Is Winds of Winter finally finished? Blind gossip suggests... maybe,I smell... clickbait +I haven't had my snickers yet (I'm not myself when I'm hungry).,You won't like me when I'm hungry. +Everyone calls my boss martha even though it's not her name because she reminds everyone of the Brady bunch,"I'm pretty sure it's Mar**ci**a Brady, not Mar**th**a Brady.." +Mass migration is war.,These statistics are clearly racist and inflammatory +Fun fact: h2o is much worse than co2 for global warming but it lasts only a fraction compared to it.,Doesn't really matter if it's worse because it falls out of the sky instead of staying there. +What is your most expensive piece? What is the most expensive piece which you own? Why did you decide to buy it?,"Rick Owens suede sock runners from FW15 SPHINX, they retailed for $1000+ but I got em for around half of that." +Double Door in Chicago's Wicker Park is facing a similar situation. They tried to fight back in the court system but eventually lost and have to vacate. It's sad because the Double Door is one of the last businesses in that area that established that neighborhood as a vibrant and sought after place to live in Chicago.,"They're not tearing the Double Door's building down, but the owners do want to lease it to some big corporation at a far higher rent." +4 times in my life I've had cops draw their guns on me and I'm an average size white guy. Stop making the race excuse. Police are out of control and race has nothing to do with it.,Yeah anecdotal evidence goes against the reports of racial bias and profiling in Ferguson and Baltimore +Someone once did that to me. A women and her brats sat behind me and my boyfriend. One of the kids took their shoes off and had their feet on top of my seat next to my head. I told the mother to sort her kid out and she just laughed. We ended up moving seats because the smell was horrendous!,Spit on the feet. +Y tho?,U kno. +"The mobility is not the real problem, it's the void between the start from the mission/terminal and the boss or between boss waves. Champions and elites are useless. They need to be greatly buffed (hp, damages, rewards and more affixes) or replaced by mini-bosses like in Danger Room. Yes, more like Diablo 3. I think this nerf is a way to fix performance issues on low spec PCs /bad connection and to be able to make a console version. Inb4 teleport can't pass through walls anymore. Luke Cage will be as fast as teleporters and ninjas like Psylocke/Elektra. Rip my immersion.",Inb4 Gaz starts selling run speed boost potions in the store. +"She Voted For Clinton And Then Died A Happy Woman, Says Son",Trump Supporter: VOTER FRAUD CONFIRMED +"I mean but right now they can, If they catch you... 200 DMG per hit= dead Adc or countess in 15 hits, not counting abilities. menwhile and ADC that builds DMG and PEN(not Attack speed) only hits for 300 on them maybe but they have 4000+ health and armor. Im just wondering if that balance is out of whack or do you think its normal?","reason i have pen, AS, and damage on my carry decks" +I've always liked girls that remind me of my mother,That's not funny. +What? I thought the Bible was his favorite book. Especially Two Corinthians.,"Um, ex*cuse* me, it's Corinthians 2 tyvm." +"Dude, SU isn't a 'children's cartoon'. I mean, it's ostensibly 'for kids', but it's not dora the explorer or any shit like that. It deals with some actually pretty big shit. I mean, the main character is currently wrestling with his conflicting emotions, because his mother was a war hero and essentially died so he could be born. But, he's learning that secretly she might not have been a very good person, which has come to a head because through some bullshit that would involve too much lore you probably don't give a shit about to explain one of the people that fought with his mom during the war came back in present day, and Steven ended up having to kill her because she was something of a zealotic pragmatist who wanted to create a weapon to instantly kill the opposing forces (this is a race that, when 'killed', most often just ends up in a dormant state, where they can be kept relatively safe), and when Steven rejected it, the old soldier straight up tried to kill him. Also, a side character and a villain are basically a textbook example of an abusive relationship. Like, the subtext is basically supertext. Again. This show isn't just pointless childish nothing. There's a difference between a 'kid's show' and a 'family friendly' show.","I've only seen a couple episodes of Steven Universe, but goddamn it's deep." +"When responding to someone on Reddit, how often do you write a couple paragraphs and then think, Nah, better not?",10-Jan +AUSTRALIANS OF REDDIT : Maxibon. What side do you eat first and why?,Dont eat them because i dont like the biscuit side. +"Jordy, Meredith, Hoyer here. Scored 49 points that week in a PPR. Good times.","I had like 20 points from 3 wrs, flex(amari), my kicker, and bills d. God what an awful week" +6 Ways To Speed Up After Effects Renders,A restart before a render can cut time significantly too. +It bugs me when I realize these are real people. Goddammit,I'm excited to tell my grandkids that back in my day you could call someone a faggot and there wouldn't be a national outcry. +two innocent children fall to their deaths while eating sandwiches,I HOPE THIS FUCKING VIDEO GETS BANNED +"They don't need to connect to Afrin for any military reason, they need the land connection for political legitimacy (several scattered cantons does not a Rojava make). Qabasin would serve fine for this purpose.",im assuming whoever takes Al Bab also take Qabasin. +Parts ordered a used rim. Should chooch just fine.,"Well if the tire is okay then it should still ride right, right?" +"TBH I think because of his physical attributes, he would get shots with other teams.",The hype train will come back in a weak way next year and will be quickly derailed. +Sure. Still got them?,"Sorry, someone beat you to it." +It is NOT the K-version. OP said this...,"Well fuck me, it should still run fine with stock clock, I had a K version running 970 in the past without overclocking, it works fine." +Spotted a fellow Denver Subaru in front my house,Currently in Castle Rock... There are SOOO MANY SUBARUS compared to my home town of Portland. +what are the questionmarks for? it just says invalid when i try..,Did the same for me +Education and sharing knowledge is not illegal.,#freeassange +6600k,Defo arma 3 then +"Boss, the pan is labeled for Spanish people",At least he managed to translate made in China. +Game gets stellar ratings and of course that means anyone gushing about it is marketing department personnel. OK then. Maybe just trust all the reviews and gamers saying it's awesome? Or is it all just a big conspiracy?,"nah nah nah metacritic doesnt reflect game quality at all, not even a little bit, in fact i think its negatively related to quality, i dont trust reviews, reviews are rigged, i dont trust anyone about a game but also dont want to try it therefore its bad and everybody is annoying and cringey for telling me that its good, i cant believe this shit" +I 100% agree.,I think Epic just lost its few remaining defenders... I'm really hoping we'll have stronger towers in the new map and these changes are just to keep match length down on the old crap map? +"Our grandparent's food had no pesticides sprayed on it? Lmao that is so incredibly false. Believe whatever you want on conventional vs. organic food, but the pesticides being used nowadays are used at lower rates, target more specific pests, break down quicker in the environment, and are applied with better technology than any other time in history. In fact, as pesticides come up for re-registration with the EPA, they are slowly phasing out the older technology chemicals, or doing what they can to restrict their labels.",The use of pesticides have cost more pests. +"I brought my PS4 and VR to work today to show of to my colleagues from different departments. Your reaction is the exact same from each and everyone. Men and women, young and old. VR has a profound effect on anyone who tries it. And everyone should try it. I am happy your taking part of it. Share it on to anyone you can.",I'm glad I'm not the only weird-o who was like... I need to take this to the office. +"We've heard about neck beards, what are some attributes of the female equivalent, snail trails?",Back ass. +Nice! Where in OH?,Oh and what's your Social Security number too OP? +So many times I've walked into a place with a security guard and felt *less* safe with them there than if they weren't there at all. A few times I've watched a security guard just stare at his cell phone while tons of people enter and exit and all I can do is hope that nobody's safety truly depends on him.,"That's what happens when you have basically zero requirements, hire off the street same day and pay them 7.75 an hour" +Richard Pryor is the all time best stand up comedian.,And practically every comedian in the business today would agree with this. +What game do you want to be a thing in 2017?,Timesplitters 3. +"FBI Sources: Clinton Server Hacked By 'At Least Five' Foreign Intel Agencies, Two Major Federal Probes Ongoing",Is this the reason it's highly illegal to have secret and top secret information on personal computers? +People in other countries trying to have a say in this election,#Such a cogent argument from an obviously sophisticated person bears no resemblance to persuasive statements. +This fucking white male was second in line at my polling location. Ohio going red.,He's probably a fucking white bourgeois atheistic cis-white male. +"LA Times, another beauty: Electoral College Is Unconstitutional And Should Be Banned",Breaking News: Constitution is Unconstitutional +"It does matter (particularly at the level of neo versus ceramic; neos are insanely strong, if you have ever worked with XP180s you know), but the effect of the choice of magnet type and quality as well as the flux path provided by the can is accounted for in the motor specs.","(think you double tapped submit, helping a fellow out :3)" +"Hey. If you don't know this guy, listen to Armchair Apocrypha or Vidalia (with his bowl of fire) to get a sense of his art and energy. I've seen him over and over. He's not ALWAYS golden but pretty damn near","Mysterious Production of Eggs was always my favorite, but I also haven't kept up on him for a while." +That seems like a valuable use of police resources.,"Athletics pays for it, just like they pay them to be security at the games." +We already have that I think it's on SNL.,Classy. +"See, as someone who really lives the 'spooky ghost cosplay' experience year-round, dry cleaning bills take up an inordinate amount of my weekly paycheck. Donald Trump's policy of tax credits for dry cleaning, and cost controls for bleach and bleach related products, could really save me and my clan some money. I'm also intrigued by his door-to-door deportation force, which will finally solve the Mexican problem once and for all.",They're taking our jerbs....well not this jerb. +"yup - I had a buddy just tell me how relieved he was and I told him to just wait until next week Trump announces he's appointed himself as his own SoS, stating he is confident he can do the job between takes while recording the Apprentice.",Maybe he'll use the apprentice to select the SoS. +"A cat -- wow, how novel. Hope you enjoy middle school.",I'm 6 btw +hugs got 2nd at evo back in his mid 30's,I hope I look as good as HugS when I'm 86 years old +You mean this [[No Time To Explain]]?,Yeah but stranger rifles sights are better and doesn't take up an exotic slot +True but being ganked by someone in a fairly level playing field is a lot more palatable. You also have the chance to get back at them/recover you stuff or whatever it may be. In the current DZ's you often don't.,That is only true if it's 1v1 which it hardly ever is +It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.,*What are you a size 14* +Absolutely nothing as in.. No nat5s from THAT MANY SCROLLS?,"No, as in only Zaiross, camilla, tiana, zeratu, and a few other nat 5s" +"If I floor it on on ramps, I'm usually merging on the highway at 110+ mph depending on the length of the ramp.",I don't see the problem with this. +aggressive catch cheese OP pls nerf,OP HE IS DOING IT SIDEWAYS! +"PLZ Eugen, counter to burratino",Something something spraying water on an oil fire. +Because 'beetus is cuddly,Meanwhile they feel they are too good for dating cuddly women. +What is your favorite Pokemon for each type? Try to not have the same pokemon for multiple types like Rowlet for favorite grass and flying type. Normal: Cinccino Fighting: Breloom Flying: Togekiss Poison: Salandit Ground: Sandslash Rock: Carracosta Bug: Shuckle Ghost: Mismagius Steel: Aggron Fire: Volcarona Water: Feraligatr Grass: Sceptile Electric: Rotom Psychic: Meloetta Ice: Glaceon Dragon: Flygon Dark: Greninja Fairy: Sylveon,Silvally +any reps of this Gucci polo?,I got an authentic one from Gucci Seattle I'll sell for the low size XXXL fits like an American XL +Told you guys we season pass holders will be treated differently this year :D,"Noice, well worth the extra $20" +"Not trying to be annoying, but the game is called DEAD BY DAYLIGHT as seen on screen. Not Halloween. The game is awesome tho! You can play as a survivor or a killer and it's really fun. This is an event that came to the game. New killer released is Michael and the new survivor is Laurie.",lol derped I forgot to include the game's name XD +Sean,That was just the Boston accent slipping through +"Because FBI investigations should not be carried out in public. Neither this letter, nor his self-indulgent editorializing in July, were in any way appropriate.",How is this any more public than the any of the other FBI findings? +That face says I can't believe I'm getting away with this shit,I can say as much stupid crap as I want and still get votes +I don't even know what's going on with our division. Are the Rams good? Are the Cardinals bad? Pretty interesting stuff.,I think the Cardinals will win next week with a back-up and then they'll have to take a long look at Palmer. +You know that feeling you get when you see a household object in a weird place and think How did that get there? and then your memory slowly kicks in as you think harder about it...the fogginess seems to fade away until you realize that it was YOU who put the object there? ...Well I got that exact same feeling reading this. I could have sworn that I was slowly realizing that I was reading my own post because I feel the exact same way. *refreshes page*,We just can't help ourselves... addicted to fanahol. +"I'm a guy and I'm not a waiter, i'm a cgr. the people that greet you when you walk in, sit you at your booth/table and i do the takeout orders",You'd get so many upvotes if you were a chick on this subreddit. +"TIL that Theo van Gogh, brother of Vincent van Gogh, provided unfailing financial and emotional support to his brother and was instrumental in popularizing works by Monet and Degas.",Sounds like Theo was a real bro +"I don't know how to make resources, but thank you, it makes me happy that people like my ~~waste of time~~ hobby!","it's alright, thanks though!" +"Ok,for a split second.","I hate the fires as much as anyone, and I always get emotional when I see them live, but you have to realize that they are much, much worse looking than they actually are these days." +"A very peculiar new neighbor has moved in. You suspect that this neighbor could be trouble, but you aren't sure why yet. Late one evening, there is an urgent knock at your door. It's the new neighbor. What do you do?",Never open the door for someone you don't know. +Professor said the entire class can get a 100 if he hits the shot. He then proceeds to hit the shot.,How can anyone even see shit on the board from that distance? +Froze an Ice Age pack in a block of ice,Now dig a pack of Arabian Nights out of a sandbox. +"That may be your experience, but I tried that the first week and took in any 360+, then any 365+. The raid up till aksis took around 2+ hours, aksis phase 1 around 1.5 hours and I've never done phase two with those groups (although I knew exactly what to do) since someone kept mucking up and I put in 5+ hours into it. Ever since I decided to get things done I've wiped once on aksis phase two and once on Vosiks phase two on a total of 4 completions. Haven't done this week yet and focused on one character only till IB.",my group has no requirments and we have yet to get anyone who couldnt take instructions and finish the raid +The one you lay with: Jason puts his boogers on Alex's bag,what the fuck is wrong with this man +"People spent hard earned money on this game, and they were lied to, that's a problem. If you spent 80 dollars anywhere, for something that was falsely advertised, you'd be pissed. People are way within their right to be pissed.","False advertising because they said you'd get Cod 4, and instead you got Cod 4 with the option to have a colourful gun?" +Harry Shipp traded by IMFC to Seattle Sounders.,"Good midfield depth for them, solid acquisition." +Trump's campaign numbers so far.,Trump has gone to 2 technically. +"youd need every comment of yours to be that, without even posting anything that ISNT downvoted twice.","You try getting vote ganked by BLNG and F00L for near on 2 years, then I doubt that you'd still think so." +"Would it be possible for someone in Eastern Europe to play NA? Just wondering since I have a close friend who wants to buy the game and play it with me, but he is currently in Croatia. Anyone from around that country ever try and play NA region?",No..... +Hope Surface Phone comes soon enough for us enjoy (with a stylus that is),It wont happen until late next year :/ +"getting a f2p divine ? I know this would be a long process from getting the fame to getting the feed power , but has anyone reached a f2p divine pet before and how would they have done it / the easiest(relatively) shortest way to undertake to get to that stage and I got now a relatively underleveled legendary pet Yes I got a lot of free time and I can purchase gold for the pet yard upgrade",Yeah they'd have to be working since the beginning of pets to have one by now +"This is his culture, and all you racist, xenophobic bigots need to respect that. Especially since it's 2016. I guess you all forgot about a little thing called the Crusades?",You forgot your +"And we're not spurring clean innovation in our own country, because...?",Because it's racist to put our country's well being above the rest of the world. +"Health care needs innovation, not more money",Hrmm something something first nations issues need the same approach. +Sean Gares Fired for Players' Letter!,"If I was a team manager and see Sean leaking this out and actively hurting the image of an org, I'd want nothing to do with him." +Which group do you belong to?,Super predator checking in! +"Does anyone know how West Palm beach is holding up? Riviera beach? *asking for a friend* Checking in from the Great PNW. Ironically, we are having our first windstorm of the season.","West palm beach is holding up fine, we've been getting some decent wind gusts but nothing too bad" +Why Chapecoense?,INC BAN BOIZ +Parade I'm going to be leaving Davenport Iowa about 4 a.m. to get down there for the parade. who all is going?,"I live in Davenport, thinking about going." +*Look at those blacks!*,"Hey, I don't like the way you said *black*" +NBA Champ Timo THROWS the hammer down over Jesus Nurkic,Well I guess he's a first season player..plays well first year and then evaporates +Go pens.,No. +i never care what the titles are and i never will,"Me neither, I was just pointing it out." +Luke Skyfuckher,Boobie Fett +I do now. A friend showed me it today in class xD,Ecks dee +Considering there are 3 Dragoncrest Rings I think it's a bit of a stretch.,"Well the last one is hidden, duh..." +This is really hard to look at honestly.,Absolute shit layout. +Is Shump wearing a head band and a top knot?,Are you not? +it's all relative; if the dude is a millionaire a 1k buy in is like the equivalent of a 10 cent buy in for me.,"That is very true, didn't think of it that way." +Legit why are they always hanging out in their garage!?,Because they're so high class +You could probably go faster by making the blades go faster when they are move perpendicular to the direction of flight and slower when moving parallel to it via some kind of gearing system. Alternatively you could change the angle of attack of the rotor to give greater / lesser air resistance when the blade is parallel / perpendicular. I think with a bit of engineering they could add 10-20 mph onto that speed.,"You're kind of describing hunting but the problem is that at some point, you will reach the speed of sound at the blade tip and destroy all lift." +How are you making these? It looks like style transfer by some deep learning algorithm. Looks amazing,That particular gif looks like it was made with CNNMRF. +Again I believe it was Eisenhower? Trump said who it was at the debate,"Eisenhower was on of the generals behind d-day, so I would assume he did prefer the element of surprise." +Really? Never thought of that!,"psss, you forgot an" +The Galaxy Note 7 is getting a 30-percent charging limit in the UK,so people will just have to charge 3x as often.... this makes sense. +I think the Large Hadron Collider at CERN takes the cake for the greatest Swiss engineering achievement of the 21th (21st) century.,I think you meant 21rd century. +"Found this on my windshield this morning, which was odd because I do not live in a Mormon community.",Maybe you still have that special Mormon glow? +I love all these dickbag Trumpets who want to rub it in everyone's face that Bernie didn't get the nomination **and** think Clinton's the Progressive Left's sacred cow.,I figured it was more that he wanted to work in calling Hillary a cow somehow. +Was playing some rainbow six siege when I saw this abomination (M4 Carbine in the background image),This is what happens when people who have never fired a gun draw them. +So are we a cool team now?,"Shhh, I believe the question of the day is, wtf is happening in Carolina?" +this is merely his second form,Semi-Perfect Freddy if you will. +"Painted Toppers! Any Offer &nbsp; Topper|Color :--|:-- Beret|Burnt Sienna, Forest Green, Grey, Lime, Orange, Pink, Saffron, Sky Blue Birthday Cake|Forest Green, Orange Bowler|Burnt Sienna, Grey, Purple, Sky Blue Brodie|Forest Green Chainsaw|Lime, Pink, Saffron, Sky Blue, Titanium White Chef's Hat|Burnt Sienna, Cobalt, Crimson, Forest Green, Grey, Orange, Purple, Sky Blue Derby|Black, Lime, Pink, Saffron, Sky Blue, Titanium White Devil Horns|Black, Burnt Sienna, Grey, Orange, Saffron, Titanium White Drink Helmet|Black, Burnt Sienna, Titanium White Fez|Black, Forest Green, Saffron Fire Helmet|Burnt Sienna, Lime, Pink, Purple Fruit Hat|Black, Crimson, Forest Green, Lime, Titanium White Hard Hat|Cobalt, Crimson, Sky Blue Homburg|Cobalt, Pink, Saffron Ivy Cap|Burnt Sienna, Cobalt, Orange, Pink, Purple, Sky Blue, Titanium White Little Bow|Black, Burnt Sienna, Forest Green, Grey, Lime, Purple, Saffron, Titanium White Mariachi Hat|Cobalt, Saffron, Titanium White Pirate's Hat|Burnt Sienna, Cobalt, Crimson, Pink, Purple, Titanium White Pork Pie|Crimson, Forest Green, Sky Blue, Titanium White Royal Crown|Black, Burnt Sienna, Cobalt, Forest Green, Grey, Purple, Saffron, Sky Blue, Titanium White Top Hat|Saffron Traffic Cone|Black, Burnt Sienna, Cobalt, Crimson, Grey, Purple Trucker Hat|Burnt Sienna, Forest Green, Lime Unicorn Horn|Purple Visor|Grey, Pink, Purple Wildcat Ears|Cobalt, Crimson, Forest Green, Grey, Lime, Pink, Saffron, Sky Blue Witch Hat|Crimson, Forest Green, Lime, Orange, Pink, Saffron, Sky Blue, Titanium White Wizard Hat|Pink &nbsp; Most of the times I'm looking for painted toppers, keys, or crates, but I will consider other offers :) &nbsp;","I have Wizard Hat, Titanium White if interested for one of the wildcat ears" +I'm gonna have to second this,I'm gonna have to third this +did she pull dumb stuff like this,If not dating me is dumb then yes +"I just drove across Metro Vancouver White rock - Snow storm Langley - Snow storm Surrey - Snow Storm New WestMinster - Snow Burnaby - Some snow, mostly rain in the north North Vancouver - Raining West Vancouver - Raining","From White Rock, I couldn't even see the pavement on 16th this morning." +"Missing Any BME Songs? Are there any BME songs I am missing? By BME song I mean either both have a verse or one has a verse and one sings the hook, not featuring a verse from more than one other person. I've been getting back into them just because they fit together so well. (Not Freestyles) - Bad Meets Evil - Nuttin To Do - Scary Movie(s) - She's The One ft. Tre Little - Rock City - All of Hell: The Squeal - Writer's Block - Evil Twin (Kinda) - Vegas - Raw - All I Think Of Am I missing any, especially from when they were broken up?",The Original renegade +Why are millennials such spoiled brats...minorities are what will saves us..hopefully.,Cause if a candidate doesn't align with us 100% then what's the point in supporting them? +man Reddit is sus as fuck,su-sussudio +"Mr. Meeseeks is absolutely a servitor. I wrote a post about this before, actually.",Link please? +The dads are not around.,"Just because elephants are African, doesn't make that true." +"lol so 9/11 happened, and the gov was like we think it was these guys so we're gonna go to war to be sure, now they're like Saudi Arabia did it but we're just gonna maybe let you sue. Maybe.",But prolly not tho bc the president thinks he's the king. +It all started with David Bowie you peanut. Harambe was several months into the year,"you peanut is literally the nicest thing anyone has said to me in weeks and so i have to say thank you; and yes, you're right, bowie was first." +"the servers haven't been able to handle people playing the game, or so i have been told.","Ohh, I thought this was because it's not a trial on Origin Access." +"Meta Burger Concept Menu! All-Vegan Denver Restaurant, Opening Mid-2017","Coincidentally, I'm targeting mid-2017 for moving to Denver.." +Where's the pokemon?,Dragonite. +"while they don't have durant, they have absurd athleticism and a big man that caused us serious issues in the playoffs last year (the Kiwi). They can still dominate the boards against us and that scares the crap out of me.",I figure Dedmon should help a lot with the boards. +"Paying bestbuy for your new 60 TV is crazy, you can get it for so much less online. The problem comes when you need to warranty it. With bestbuy you pay a little more but you can warrenty it right there and you don't have to send it off or wait for a repair guy. Same thing with a shop. You're going to pay probaby double but you will get guaranteed, warrantied, professional service. Most shops have ASE certificated technicians/mechanics who know what they're doing. A guy off Craigslist is probably looking at youtube videos. A shop is going to have proper tools. What happens when the guy on craigslist gets hurt or messes up your car? Let's say you hired him to replace your wheel bearings. He doesn't properly torque your lug nuts and your rotor is warped or your wheel falls off. Craigslist guy is probably going to dissappear. Good luck getting him to pay for it too. A shop would take care of it, warranty it, have insurance, ect. If you don't have the money to go to a proper mechanic then you probably should rethink your mode of transportation.","Most shops would avoid your call, or say 'at your own risk' or have bigger lawyers if I had to sue." +Bernard is a support mon and will lead to longer clear times. Most people doing speed runs are just running four DDs and Galleon.,that galleon is also a DD on violent most of the time +Razer Deathadder Elite Review by CSGO Pro adreN,why is the scroll wheel the old one? +I'm impressed It went up 3000 upvotes in an hour,~~impressed~~ depressed. +"What boss killed you the most? For me my fist boss that really kicked me ass (meaning even if I summoned people she would still rek me) was the dancer she probably killed me 20 times, but I think the nameless King has got her beaten on the death counter. I probably died 30 times to him when I took him 1v1 or more like 1v2 anyway I'm interested in hearing how many times you died to and who.",either the 1st boss guy before the firelink shrine or vordit +It's like we get a contradicting post every 30mins on this topic.,"But this ones from Carroll himself from the presser, so hopefully this is the last change" +I did and found the evidence just as convincing as the evidence that we've never been to the moon.,So you think those pictures were CGI and are not real? +What's the creepiest creature from your country's folklore?,Evangelicals +Bonny toe polish,#bonny +Has there ever been a time where someone called you sweetie at work and it wasn't patronizing?,Hey sweetie. +gr8 bundle,i r8 8/8 m8 +"No, a script is the most important aspect. People will forgive the superficial stuff if the story is good enough, but no amount of special effects, method acting, cutting or what have you can save a move if the story sucks. The cg and puppetry in star wars is very dated today, and yet its still an enjoyable experience today and still better than most of the crap coming out today. So no Star Wars doesn't have a mediocre script. Star Wars is a cultural phenomenon because of its story. There have been a lot of similar looking and feeling movies that have been made around that time and aren't as remembered as Star Wars.","Star Wars wasn't even the story out is now when they were done shooting, not completely." +"I don't really find much incentive to upgrade. 1080p vs 1440p makes virtually no difference on a 5 screen, I don't really take a lot of photos and the three year old Snapdragon 600 runs Android perfectly (I've tried a Nexus 5x with an 808 and there was almost no difference at all).","Incentive found me last time, in the form of a broken phone" +What do you have an illogical hatred for?,Dabbing. +With did we cut Banks man,Because Conte was clearly better +TIL Simply wearing a US military uniform in public or falsely claiming to have served is not a violation of The Stolen Valor Act. Only wearing or claiming to have earned certain decorations with the intention of profiting monetarily or in some tangible way is a violation of federal law.,"Some things are not illegal, but you still deserve a good beating for doing it." +This was a plat 3 game,i've seen that winter is coming player in master/challenger lvl games today +I got honked at for yielding to an emergency vehicle today. Not really sure what their plan was.,"This guy is following the rules....fuck him, what an asshole." +reddit counter jerkers need to make up their minds on fedora people being bernie or trump supporters,it's Trump people +Mr Pompadour Beeswax,It looked like a wax or something +Looks like I got Marty McFly's RX480,Geez I knew they where drawing more power than they should be but this is ridiculous! +Wrong,*leans into microphone* +Wat? Most people I know take their shoes off indoors. If the floor has carpet then it's polite to not track the elements in. And what is the basis of the UK being nicer than the US?,They're just jealous they lost us in the first place. +"Yeah, tell someone upset to calm down.... that always works. Twat.","Yeah, it's crazy to think that some one you just called a mouth-breather would be trying to piss you off." +"Heh, knew it. Love that little camera. 4K? 1080 60p? OIS? And a 1.7-2.8 wide/portrait/telephoto lens to boot. Now I'm sad again that mine broke :'(",Does it have 5-axis stabilization like the latest Panasonic cameras? +i said he was better than curry i'll stick to it. he's more unguardable than steph.,"Feels like Steph isn't forcing anything as much, he isn't taking those ridiculous shots (that he was making lol) like last year, but I do think Durant can be better being 6'12 whilst being a lights out shooter is tough to match" +CLINTON SUBREDDIT LOCKED THEIR THREAD LOOOOOOL,Link +Alvarez on WOR: Vince blew a gasket during Brock/Heyman segment. Ended it early 46mins into the new episode. No Meltzer on today's show as he's dealing with a family emergency so Take whatever Bryan says for what you will,Just saw the segment: lmaooooooooo Heyman looked like he was having 'nam flashbacks he was so befuddled +Pop/Kerr 2020?,Kerr/Pop 2020 +"Millennials of Reddit (born 1982-1995/6ish or so), what will your generation be the last to experience?",Dialup modem sounds. +Both games in NFL history that ended in a 33-32 final score involved the Atlanta Falcons,"Hey, you're not JaguarGator9" +because you care what other ppl thinks of you to that degree,So why does living my life openly and not wanting to get harassed need to be mutually exclusive? +OKC last year,:'( +Who is threatening violence? I'm making a prediction like the guy above. Are you threatening violence?,Easy you might hurt something. +This has got to be satire right? Everything it said about right wingers was good.,Not in the mind of a globalist apologist SJW. +"i remember when in the old days prono are prohibited in China, my relative had chance to travel to the US and buy back some USA porno, like nude Pamela Anderson or something, and my relatives and village friends would sit in circle and masturbate to those books.",Sweet +Are you saying that since there's more material and more engineering that it makes sense for them to be more expensive? Absurd!,Clearly this is diet culture and Big Pharma in conspiracy! +There is a chess game played between goverment and black money hoarders. Goverment can't disclose all moves in advance.,The game seems to be screwing everyone except these two chess players over. +Klay and McGee have great chemistry.,"Uh this warrior team dont have chemistry, havent you heard?" +A BILLIONAIRE REFUSES 400K SALARY! STOP THE PRESSES! WHAT A GENEROUS HUMANITARIAN!,"Man, we are wrong about him" +"The moon landings. The fact that we squashed people into a tin can, strapped a massive bomb to them, sent them into space, landed them on the moon, *and* got them back in one piece just blows my mind every time I think about it.",Its faked +"Instructions unclear, caught malaria and lost a leg.",Is has measles +OP asked for a beautiful and relaxing game. They did not specify android.,There are programs to stream the game to the phone. +I personally like the warning:death tags. I've no interest in watching someone die.,"I know, it's really annoying" +"It's weird how the media portrays him as the sane, respectable, and boring counterweight to Trump.","Well, he does look *exactly* like Race Bannon from Johnny Quest, and he was a standup guy." +"Touch screens often suck and people don't trust the machines, so even a faulty touch by the voter is perceived as intentional sabotage by the machine.",And why the hell would rigged machines *show* what they do? +"I'm pretty sure the leafs fan base is dividing their votes between all of the big 3 of Matthews, Marner and Nylander.",Split the vote and Kadri somehow wins. +Download isyncr from the play store. I use it to sync my music and metadata from iTunes to my S6.,thanks man +this made me laugh,i named dropped that I'm selling Springsteen tickets too LOL +people are waking up my friend!,yeah but are they REALLY going to vote for trump? +"I don't give a shit what anyone says. I loved this movie. The humor, the action, the visuals, the characters. I LOVE EVERYTHING. I also dont think it was a wasted villian, he was more like a regular person. He didn't exactly want to destroy the world, he thought he was saving it. Im going just not listen to anyone that says a villian was wasted before I see a movie. BECAUSE HE WAS NOT WASTED! He played the role the story needed him to play. The twist that the Aincent One was a hypocrite. Christine was a great character I. FUCKING. LOVE. THIS. MOVIE!",I don't allow you to love anything about this movie +But also all North Africa too. We will be flooded with immigrants that would already have citizenship! Your plan sucks.,"Yeah and I heard something about the Great Alexander colonizing Mars, so we might have to look at that too" +"Did They Remove McCree's You know what time it is.... line? I haven't heard the line since today's patch, but I heard it frequently prior. Did they remove it, or just make it significantly rarer?",I've heard it a ton yesterday. +"I dont know. I bought the $84.99 version, the highest-priced one I could get my hand on! I can share the account with u if u want to experience the theme.","I pre-ordered the game/bought the $59.99 version via PSN store, and I got it too." +oh my WORD i am going to pray for the brandon toe i hope it does not get the gangrene you know gladys lost her whole foot to the gangrene but with the LORD all things are possible,LOL to your family +"An F-150, some tools and a bit of trashy imagination.",I'd rather have a 2017 el Camino though. +It's been public knowledge for well over a decade that the cameras on phones and computers were easy targets for hackers and spies.,"And more importantly, governments." +"Trump and Hillary. I will send an eagle to guide you. It will talk. I will be adding a government position of princess it will be held by the nations prettiest cat. I will look into religion and give a decisive answer to everyone. No more menstruation. Both men and women can get pregnant but only if they want to. Tell people to stop eating dogs, pigs, monkeys, cats, and dolphins (too intelligent). Make a cure for aids. Make humans have more control over their features, hair, and coloring. Cure pedophilia. Get rid of corrupt politicians. Find out what happened to my cat that went missing in the third grade. Change the nature of animals so that animal fighting rings becomes impossible as they will not fight. I'll give Scotland a Unicorn to help govern them, Russia a double eagle, China a phoenix, India a white elephant, England gets... an upgrade for their Queen, Australia gets a drop bear, Romania gets a dragon, Ireland gets fairies AND selkies. Everybody gets their own BEES!","The Bible, Koran, and Torah all already prohibit the consumption of pork, so all that's left is a good chunk of Eurasia." +"I'm sorry, but the DPRK is a democracy. It's right in the name! *Democratic* people's republic of Korea.",Just as long as Kim Jong Un wins the election. +Ejaculation dome is the hip new term,Change is good. +"Where should I start? I'd like to learn how to start hacking. I'm familiar with basic programming in languages such as VBA and Python. I'm not very good, and I look forward to developing a new hobby. Any suggestions on learning how to hack and wearing the white hat? Thanks all.",!remind me 8 hours +physics is ruff,If it weren't for the iPod I would have thought this was in this 70s +"Dankrupt and break up The complete sadness I feel when dankrupt and to compound that feeling I am gathering up my shit and gotta go. She made my life a living hell, and not being in the forest with my fellow ENTs makes it worse. I hope Charizard will accept me along side it in the broken lands. Maybe my mates will be cool when I arrive later. I understand the ENT sadness people have posted before really sucks. Hope you all had a better ent-mass then I did.",#neverforgetcharizard +You know this is fake right?,It's a fake from a very lame music video but the dude did get tased and the beer bottle actually knocked out a couple teeth +Why is there Australia in WW1?,Because British commonwealth +The Toblerone mountain has a bear on it.,Is there any clever reason why? +Just mapped this. 43 min away. Turning around now,Hope it wasn't too rainy out there +"Bingo, they are gleefully engaging in blatant question begging without seeming to understand they are doing it.",With all the writing done in this sub it's strange you're downvoted without a response. +"'A very considerable number'? Pray tell, what percentage of the male population are rapists? I bet it's a very considerable minority.",ALL MEN ARE RAPISTS +"Thanks for the heads up! We have lube, but rehydration was not something I thought about... I'll bring my Nalgene",You're welcome Best to prevent others to learn this painfull lesson (or end with a muscle ache in their jaws like i did) I hope it will be at least half as good as you imagine :D +That is the most condescending thing you can say to a fan of anything.,It's just a sentence. +"Shooter Heena Sidhu withdraws from tournament in Iran, says won't wear hijab",Well she is the defending champion and she has forfeited her championship by this. +Hail xenu,Hail ~~xenu~~ KANGS +rate,! +isn't locking up just as bad for your brakes though?,No +Brunei remains underdeveloped due to the British,"Oh yeah we're always been geared towards becoming a fishing village because of the british, it's not like we have 60 years to change brunei from a recently independent country to a metropolis, heavens no, how can our tiny bird brains cope with such a tremendous task,we should've just forced the british to do everything for us, wipe our butts,feed us,develop a whole fucking country for us it's not like they have other things to do, as the saying goes qad'a and qadar Our god has chosen a path for us and we can do shit all about it" +Twas the night before championshipmas and I already lost cause Jimmy Smith isn't playing and OBJ already fucked me up.,"As an OBJ and AB owner, this makes me smile" +"Be sure to post the end results you get, I hope this post becomes popular. I usually play on 800 DPI 2 in-game sens, only because I don't want to give money for a bigger pad, lol.",1600 eDPI Masterrace. +"First the saiyans were the strongest beings in the universe, then Freezer came, who was the strongest villain in the universe again, way more than the saiyans. He appeared later with a his father stronger than him. He was easily surpassed by some androids from Earth. Cell was supposed to be literally perfect. Boo was the strongest being that had ever existed. Then Beerus came out who was also the strongest being, a god of destruction. Then it was Whis and he said there were eleven universes more with gods as strong as them. We saw Champa and Vados. Also Zeno and don't forget about his guards. Just don't worry, there will be amazing fighters in that tournament to challenges our Z warriors.",Freezas dad was not stronger than him. +"Despite the description, I don't see a place to hang suits, unless they're draping your expensive suit on the back of a folding chair. Valet suit service?","Well, they still have one year to raid IKEA..." +What could be wrong with mexican day of the dead make up? It's so cool. And the fact that caitlin jenner gets it's own category is a better joke than any jenner costume could have been.,"Just claim Mexican heritage, are they going to deny people that?" +Foxtel CEO Peter Tonagh noted Australian broadband infrastructure is not suited to delivering traditional premium quality of Foxtel IQ,And yet I can stream 1080 on Netflix but Foxtel streaming is worse than standard definition. +Sometimes I feel like I am adopted. My parents are smart people but I feel like I am borderline retarded.,So your parents are in Quora while you are in Reddit? +"we did it, facebook!",I can't fucking believe I clicked continue this thread for this... +Can anyone hate Alfie though? I suppose if anyone could it would be Leafs fans.,It's easy if you try +Currently travelling in Berlin,Pergamonmuseum is dope. +Still making the play one leg down.,something something going out on a limb pun something +You'll regret it. Once you know you can never not notice it.,I NEED TO KNOW +Do you not want free mousepads. Because that's how you don't get free mousepads.,"I already got a Steelseries Mousepad, Im good, thanks." +I was hoping I wasn't the only one who noticed her! She was the best extra.,I love how realistic the expression was because that's exactly how normal people would be +You don't have to if you don't want to. No one is forcing you.,What a loving thing to say. +Canadians are Beasts,Makes sense why Amuro is so OP: He is of canadian descent. +"Why is Constantine holding the Dr.Fate helmet? Sorry if I'm mossing something, Didn't watch the show",It was in Constantine briefly and with no actor playing it currently it's at least one way to include it? +"Sorry, friend. It will most likely come back. Our immune systems are overreacting to triggers so if you stop suppressing your immune system you're going to flare up again. You can stop using it though and just go into maintenance mode. Just use it when you need it.","Thanks for the reply there but, thats what im afraid is gonna happen." +This is the woman who started the fake news story about Trump asking for top-level sec. clearance for his children. Sad!,journalist +"FTTN has similar problems to HFC cable, it's unreliable and lacks future upgradability.",I'm so glad the adults were in charge (L/NP)! +Like of course it's ridiculously high. Copper is not cheap to maintain,"But I thought the NBN was going to be faster and cheaper, the LNP even told me." +Those priest cards are insane. Finally time to hear everyone cry about how broken Priest is for a few months.,Well the class deserves it for being the punching bag for so long. +Got a total beater? Just call it vintage! (CL Post),I feel like you'd pickup some super STD from that thing. +man beats cops after wife mistreated,ITT: Americans complaining that german cops aren't psychos like theirs +"Of the six that were arrested, 5 were professional protestors, only 1 was legitimately homeless - and was given living arrangements by the city.",Have a link for that? +"Or we can peacefully vote for protectionist economic policies. You know, like adults.","Yeah, because that has worked so well..." +Adrien Rabiot is missing !,Look again ? +For,Crate offer? +this is like when i ask a friend for a Link of some page he sends me a photo of link,That's the worst +They're such hypocrites and get triggered so easily. I just got banned from an anti sjw sub for calling them out on this in the comments. they banned me pretty quick. Bunch of babies.,"They're really bad for indulging in their own twisted political correctness, while bemoaning SJWs and suchlike." +Kyo and Sakura,Somehow I feel they'd be the best buddies +"Privacy, the forgotten issue: Apathy is making Americans vulnerable","Visit r/privacytoolsIO , loose the apathy and protect your privacy" +This won't hurt a bit!,Although I will say this: getting an IV drip in your hand is much less painful than a vaccine to the upper arm. +"girls. I them short and cute. nothing wrong with taller girls, my bro is into the kinda girl that could pick him up and toss him over her shoulder, thats cool.. i like em tiny and cute though.",Same +"Wikileaks doesn't investigate anything. They're not some hacker collective. They release what people give them. If you know someone who has a copy of OMH's tax returns then please do give them to Wikileaks, Wikileaks isn't going to go and get them.",Maybe the notorious 4chan hacker can get with Wikileaks and really bring it down! +Not edgy if true..,Sure thing Kardashian. +That would imply that reddit is mostly original thoughts and content. It ain't.,Then what is +Ken Bone,This dude is a frickin' rockstar now. +Can you defoine that?,Are you a federal officer of the law? +"So is refoulment, but the Australian government did that too.",When? +Where's Liquid? Haven't seen them competing recently. Any news?,"Last we saw them was IEM Oakland, next chance we will see them is DreamHack Leipzig 2017, if they aren't invited to that it will be the ELeague major." +"Age, Sex, ...?",Location +"Definitely, but he also leads the league in yards after contact (as of week 5)",Probably because no one can make the tackle after being man handled by the line +"Reddit, who is your daddy, and what does he do?","My daddy is a middle aged IT guy that isn't completely satisfied with his life, but he tries." +doublelift just explained how he wouldn't have bought qss that game either because it's a bad item.,And on same time Doublelift build qss on Vayne against team with less cc. +"I would like to disagree, if you want something good why you should not grind? Otherwise everyone would make everything. This update forces you to work with what you have. And ofc it's literally the same game what do you expected? Maybe it's not perfect but it's better than xp system.",I rather just spawn with full gear +"A CNN correspondent leaked like 3 questions to a candidate, totally the same thing as being essentially a state run news network.",You're right that's totally a non story I can't imagine why people would have a problem with that and that's definitely the only thing they've ever done to tip the scale. +What are some easy hobbies to get into that also help with anxiety?,~~Drinking~~ Alcohol Enthusiast! +Bill Murry Sings 'Take Me Out to the Ball Game' as Daffy Duck at the World Series,"God damn he's a natural born performer, I love that guy!" +Yes several. Depends on map size. About 6hrs on huge,About how long on a 4 player game on a small or standard map? +LOL- I will NOT be surprised when Pence is embroiled in a rentboy scandal.,Cannot wait. +Haha so any toxic comments on the internet simply *must* come from Trump supporters. That's funny.,"All of them no My comment was originally on the breitbart site and the unbelievable toxic stew of racist, hateful, bigoted garbage that they spew." +Best. Playlist. Ever.,Best playlist(in a perfect world) would have extraction in it(but this is the next best thing) +"True. But people don't act unless they're scared or promised free loot. They don't get scared by small numbers, because they don't see that addressing an issue is better done before it's big. So, inflating the figures is manipulative, but arguably better than letting the house burn down and see how they sleep tonight.",I think more than anything it's just a measure of the recent sharp rise in the female/male gender ratio in higher education. +why is the 7 upside down?,Not sure if +If you want to relax after a busy day or holidays or want to discover new genres I recommend you listen this: Carbon Based Lifeforms - World Of Sleepers Koan - When the Silence is Speaking... You can find them on Youtube.,Who would you compare those artists to? +Which song is 10/10 for you?,Tristam & Braken - Flight +Hen your running out of clickbait titles,When* You're* +"Subtle hints probably led him to it. The way he clasped his hands when he said a small creature, 99% of the time I bet people would say frog. I can't even think of anything else now that would make sense to hold like that. On the spot, I bet most people would say frog. He also said, to me that looks a little bit like a frog, and even though Dave agrees with him, he doesn't ask Dave directly what did you draw? He just lets Dave agree and quickly moves on with his spiel about the plague.",Angry hornets +Start Allen or Zaha?,I'd go Allen +Except he has an ability that gives him passive movement speed,because that 10% speed certainly makes him the fastest +Don't make a claim if you can't back it up,He's a lost cause +Ye only key legend is loatheb 1600 Kel is ok but not a key card and all others are crap,"Stallag and Fuegen aren't key, but they can have a strong presence in the right deck." +"I think the 49ers have the least talent on their roster in the entire NFL, so I'm not surprised especially with Kelly as coach.",but Chip kelly's a genius! +Shibasaki goal vs Real Madrid (1-1),It's ridiculous how far Japan and Korean football has come along in 20 yrs +What's with that one head of Progenitus flying way off to the left?,Did I leave on the oven? +There's a spelling error - there's a *not* somewhere that should be *note*,There are a variety of spelling errors and grammatical fuckeries. +That look on your face when you get assaulted for exercising your constitutional rights.,But those are the *wrong* Constitutional rights! +"I've got it, I've got it, I've got it!",Lmao it makes this guy look bad but none of those would be easy bare handed +What a bunch of mindless pawns those state sponsored thugs are.,They're making America great again. +Booker is better at both of those skills lol,Why is Booker better at defense than Justise Winslow? +"No, because not all heroes are meant to focus on being on the objective. A character like getting Jim or tracer should be spending their time messing with the enemies back line.","getting Jim, best Genji autocorrect to this date." +"Same, and their cost $220 while mine was $400... Part of it is Eurotax, but still. OP definitely did good there.","Yeah, here in EU you either buy components for double the price, or pay that price for shipping from US." +"New York Times Claims Pedophilia is a Disorder, Not a Crime",They're trying to soften the blow and start desensitizing cucks for when they find out all their heroes are chomos. +"AB InBev will take over Bosteels Brewery (which produces beers like Kwak, Tripel Karmeliet and DeuS)",Noes... Muh tripel! +"if you want lucky egg, you need chansey! clefairy has a small chance to be holding a moon stone, not lucky egg!","Shoot, my bad." +What is disposable in Western society (meta & physical) ?,The family. +"It's because they don't do well in prison. Prison is for poor people, minorities, and poor minorities.",who all thrive there.... +"Feminists won't be satisfied until they've castrated every man, I think. Cuz penis bad.","Apparently no penises and no extra ports, feminists like putting dongles in there USB." +"Game help So, I'm fairly new to EU4. I have the el dorado dlc only. I'm used to playing hearts of iron and Victoria 2. I heard Sweden is a good nation for beginners and I'm playing but every time I go to war for independence from Denmark (I have Scotland, Novgorod and England supporting me) I can't win. Most recent attempt I was able to find the bulk of the Danish army fighting rebels and retaking a province so I jumped on the opportunity and killed them but just a few minutes later after sieging their land in Sweden they came back with Holstein with 36k troops. Is there a better way to do this?",Who on earth recommended Sweden for beginners? +Just turn back now before you are too deep. Reddit is full of ass holes who will shit all over you if they think you should know something that they do.,"Bro fuck you, you should know by now not to give advice to the newbies" +Beyond The Mat (Full Version).,"I like his snakes, his style.. the way he does his thing." +"Haha, I do not think so. He was definitely traveling light. I don't even think he had a carry-on. He had a dope Gumball 3000 hoodie though.",Jeff does traveling correctly. +Probably because they removed them...,They should give examples of comments that break the rule so other users could learn from them. +"Nah m8 didn't you hear? Just get Banshee's Veil, Zhonya's, and/or Guardian Angel ffs ppl complaining about champs without knowing how to deal with them :^)",Just pink veigars ult +SIF Diego Costa. The man is fantastic at everything and costs a fraction of POTM Costa. Also I used screamer Fellaini for the first time this WL and he was pretty great at everything with a catalyst,for me it was cheaper to get potm than the if costa +"The further they pull back the rubber band, the more it will spring back away from them when it finally snaps. I'm not waiting for this to happen - this has awakened centrist people like myself, and will awaken many more. I'm getting more involved in politics for the 2018 mid-terms than I ever have. Every time a Trump supporter is let down with broken promises, every public flip-flop, every time the insane 'god-emperor' crap trickles into real life - people will get pissed. They can have their safe-space online, but I promise our democracy is strong enough that this can't exist offline. Ban a reporter from press conferences and another will take their place. Try to silence the majority, and they will get louder. We can't ever forget the WE are the majority. Reasonable and sensible people. What the reasonable American majority needs is GREAT candidates we can back. No more extreme left candidates or centrists with ethics issues.",Extreme left candidates lol... I see the propaganda train calling Bernie a communist/actual socialist has gotten to you I guess? +"I agree, but like the most recent one (North carolina i think?) The guy turned out to have a gun. But 3 days of rioting when they just assumed he was innocent is cool","Well, assumption of innocence is good, but riots are kinda bad." +unpopular opinion - VOTE FOR WHAT YOU WANT,But my opinions right and your opinions wrong +I like speaker moonbase as nickname.,I like Tres Esposas +"Reddit, what is your 'go to' party trick?",any tricks on Quirkology +Which Video Game is your Favorite?,Bloodborne +WILL I GET BANNED BECAUSE I USED VPN? Guys i am overhyped by this game. I couldnt resist. I connected with AUSTRALIAN VPN altough i live in EU. Will i get banned? I am only playing Story mode - Single Player,as long as you turned the VPN off and restarted origin you should be fine really. +The whole quote is deep so it's not actually stupid,except it is +"Potatoes, cabbages and celery. What is next on ***Saladframe***? What will our heroes find to eat? Find out next content update ***The Food Within***, somewhen in the year 2035.",Don't forget tomatoes. +"144hz is of course superior to 60hz. The 1060 wont make full use of the 144hz capability in most AAA open world games, but you'll definitely feel it in CSGO.",Anything above 60 fps feels great on 144hz +"I really wish that you could apply Terminal Velocity to it. Barrage mode is projectile based, so increasing the velocity *should* increase the range, but without the ability to do so, we'll never know.",Well if you somehow get a Riven mod for the Zarr you can spend a few thousand Kuva to try to get flight speed on it. +God dammit! I just put one of these in 6 weeks ago and I like this look sooooo much better :-(,"I want one, but then again I also just want to custom cool so it looks even cooler... punintentional." +You call that SUSHI!? Real sushi is folded a thousand times by a master sushismith! This is a culturally appropriative sustenance system!,This is why Trump won. +Ecosystems are incredibly complicated things and we can't know exactly what cascading effects the extermination of one species will have,how else will we find out than to exterminate said species? +"No one was talking about Ellison in June so I doubt he would have had much impact. I'm not on board the Ellison hate train. So he supported Bernie, so what? Otherwise I like the guy for the most part. This article is just another reason why.","I don't think this sub hates on Ellison himself, just the Berner's idiolizing him for the mere fact that Bernie endorsed him." +Ok. If you can find one president in our history that didn't do something disappointing or fucked up I'd love to hear about it.,William Henry Harrison. +Kansas City BBQ only diet,Salad is how we find the enemy. +"It looks like I may have been wrong. But generally Dak looked too bad to have much confidence in anyone catching passes in Dallas. I will withhold my judgement for another week. If Witten gets anywhere near that many targets again next week, then you were definitely right.",lol +Because he made a man suffer throughout his life just do he cloud work through Jesus to heal him and people would be in awe of him. And so the blind man would feel indebted to him. Sounds manipulative to me,"Okay, but why is that a bad thing?" +Or just wait until thirsday when we go back to being one game under .500 like a week ago and these hillbillies from the panhandle calm their Tits. Pun intended.,Wow one win and then we are going to get blown out in the next like 5 games after that. +"Loading and scrolling to the bottom of the article causes over 800 HTTP requests to be issued, including over 300 for JavaScript files from more than 50 domains (not including subdomains), and generated 26 error/log lines in the console. By all means, tell me more about what the Internet's biggest problems are.",Fiddler? +How big of a fleet is necessary to kill it?,Grande +"Grimaldi's Pizzeria Donated $10,000 Toward's Arizona Anti-Marijuana Campaign",Hahaha great way to manage your business's money +So India?,Yes +"I'm drunk af, this nugget looks like it's saying SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT","No, it doesn't." +"Most of the time, I have to mute the TV anyway before my Echo can understand me.","It's really good at picking my voice up even when the TV is on, maybe placement matters?" +Mass Effect Andromeda Reveal Trailer,I think the most important question is; do we have new aliens to fuck? +Special Delivery!,Is this GTA or Kerbal Space Program? +oh. really? So how do they spawn then?,Throwing enderpearls I believe +"My dad said something that gave me hope Him: Parents are pressuring their kids to give them grandbabies when maybe they aren't ready, maybe they don't want kids. It's stupid I just thought I would share because it made me happy",Your dad sounds like a wise man. +"That's probably the worst thing at most jobs now - the assumption that, because someone is unmarried or childless, they somehow need to do MORE work for people who are parents. I've had it come up several times at my job and started throwing it right back at the managers making the terrible decisions. Oh, so because I'm single with no kids, you ASSUME I have nothing better to do than MORE work? Apparently I have no life outside work and my relatives don't fucking matter? MY free time needs to be interrupted because of someone else's lack of planning, thought or care? I'm sticking it out until after the first of the year, then getting out as fast as possible. Not the first time this has happened and I'm sick of working with unreliable asshole parents and being overworked and underappreciated.",Preach! +"You misspelled upper class background. I'm whiter than Casper and the comfortable end of the middle class, and I'm lucky to just have 1 house. Most days I only have 0.99 of a house because there's always something breaking. Two or more houses is a pipe dream to my cracker ass.",Middle class is because subcategories are bullshit for people to say that they weren't upper anything. +Roberto Firmino charged with drink driving in Liverpool,You earn hundreds of thousands of pounds a month... GET A FUCKING TAXI! +"How to get Tropicans to move in? Like, they just don't move in. I've made an apartment block and there's no rent. It's a QUALITY PLACE TO LIVE. Why do they keep building shacks when there's literally a free living space available?",Issue the free housing edict. +I wait until around 2 am (suppose it'll be 1 am now) because that's when I seem to get better outcomes.,I can never patiently wait for more than 2 hours after the summon banner pops up T.T +I'll never understand why poor people vote right. It makes no sense to me.,Because they don't want their taxes raised +"That's all well and good, but why remove the entire appeal of the game from the 1v1 pvp?",Because you can win stuff. +A hot pocket with nothing inside,Needs more hot sauce. +"Who do you think sold the slaves? Reality is that The slaves were sold by blacks and arabs to whites and arabs and shipped the americas on boats owned by Jews. Interesting fact, the arab slave trade was roughly 25 times as big as the amerca's trade, and much more brutal. It's funny how people forget about that. History is interesting.","Because in this PC world we live in, it is racist to say anything bad about Arabs." +Kellen announces FNaF voice actor panel,"Those models would look like something I made... Oh wait, I did!" +"^^^ And if there are any remaining, use a peeler to remove them. Celery without strings is an amazing experience.","But it probably still tastes like celery, which is the root of the issue." +"Demand and Supply are too sides of the the market - and the supply of busers (aka demand is dwindling down as well.The people that wanted this ship very strongly were probably the first to acquire it, too. What is left are people that don't want it that much, or have trouble making such a large amount of EC. For example, I'd still be in the market for a T6 T'Liss, but not at 1.2 Billion EC. I'd probably buy it at prices where it could be sold and bought on the Exchange. It might never go that low, of course, but I am also just fine with not having it at all.",Is that how much the T'Liss and D7 are going for? +Another example of the U.S. thinking differently than the World from a surprising data source: Toyota model search trends,I enjoy that the Tundra model is searched for most in equatorial locations. +Trumps debate strategy,Yawn +WotW Article w/Pics: Game of Thrones House Flags Fly at Trujillo Castle,Nikolaj Coster-Waldau is gonna have a good season +Man Alienware made some fugly ass computers back in the day.,In hindsight I guess. +"Not an invalid point, but we've seen sooooo many reports coming out, and Aleppo has been one of the most photographed and documented areas in the whole conflict. I just don't buy it.",How much night time documentation of anything in this war has there been? +Tyloo wins this.,"Now that would be something to see, for sure" +"transfering fat has been practiced for years, it's 100% the most natural option.",The most natural option is the proper food and exercise regiment. +What are you thankful for I'm thankful for being able to play an amazing game even though gumi is.. gumi.,I'm thankful for being able to play an amazing game even though salt is.. salty. +What was the electric eel called before electricity was invented?,The penis of zeus +Drew 'Patchouli' Doughty,Patdrewli +Looks like a win for actual justice ^not ^^social ^^^justice.,Looks like a win for both and is direct evidence against your stupid ass comment +This man has disposable income.,You know Reddit gold just cost $4 right? +Wednesday...,Damn I'm sorry. +No its Al Davis,"Just win, baby." +"Did he? He said his performance in Arkham City would be his last, and then he came back for Arkham Knight. Has he said he's retired again?",After he retired from the killing joke +If he's being persecuted then it's not abuse. That's what asylum is for. Don't encourage people to stay in dangerous situations.,Turkey isn't particularly dangerous. +Where have I tried to insult you? You have been conjuring things out of thin air to try and rationalise your behaviour.,Obviously calling me a child was not meant to be insulting +You are what you eat,So my browser is an ad then? +"Jesus, the power creep is insane.",put a dual wield on him and you'll break the game +He used plier on her breast. What kind of disgusting piece of crap rapist are you?,So he didn't even touch her with his finger then. +Do you already have a case? Storage?,Lel didn't mean to reply +One cannot simply play Civilization once.,Unless they dislike it. +Free speech doesn't mean consequence free speech. It means the government can't punish you for your political expression.,Truth. +"If the ARI / SEA game yesterday was a playoff game, would they do another coin flip for second OT or would ARI keep the ball?",I like the NCAAF overtime rules +"Along with the US being mean to poor old Japan, who only wanted all of East Asia","it w-was kawaii, b-baka gaijin!" +How the right is attempting to subvert the Carbon Tax in Washington and blame the left,This isn't the title of the article. +"Green Day chant 'no Trump, no KKK' during AMAs performance","Trump had a tweet from 2010 praising American Idiot, LOL." +I was gonna suggest Private Eye :),She Lied to the FBI is probably my favourite +This gif sucks,0/10 Needs more blood ^^Having ^^Vincent ^^Price ^^cameo ^^is ^^fuckin ^^awesome ^^thp +Those are optional parts of snek.,Is excessory +Zarya embracing her heritage,Xaxaxa Is +plumlee 4 fouls in 10mins. Has he been bullied?,Fouled out in 11 minutes last game! +Report: Texas HC Tom Herman contacted former Baylor QB Jarrett Stidham,Yes please +"Honestly, if Flame and Massacre are signing, I'd hope they also have an import Sup in mind. I'm not sure if Hybrid is available, but I'd love to see him play again.","piccaboo, i thought it would pretty much be confirmed by now" +"I don't know... I'm a chinese but grew up in a very Javanese environment, speaking exclusively Javanese for about a decade or so, would much prefer speaking Javanese to others, cried during independence film screenings in my school, don't even speak chinese at all..... Calling myself simply Indonesian is a lot easier.","OMG, you are having internalized racism!" +"um, duh.. that's exactly what I mean.. with the sponsors and charities and everything the WWE does as a corporate brand, there is ZERO fucking chance of anyone thinking, let alone pitching, this idea today","But yet the walking dead are still doing unprotected shots to the head, and sponsors are all over that shit." +"Place to get old picture re-framed? Hi all! I have this very old picture of the Halifax explosion. It's been in my family for decades and I've never seen anything like it. It's not by any means an original print, but it still has some value - if only sentimental. Through the years the frame has broken away. It never had a proper frame to begin with. I'd love to mount it in a proper frame and let it receive the attention it deserves. Does anyone have any recommendations on a place in the city that would do such a thing? I was thinking of taking it to the store on spring garden road but apparently they are no longer. Much appreciated!!","For the best impact and a pretty funny story, you should consider getting your picture of the Halifax Explosion blown up and then re-framed." +I hope Riot is watching Battlerite develop right now.,"Problem with LoL is, the map is not symmetrical, so this wouldn't really be possible, unless youu make the baron and dragon spawn at the same place." +I've been googling golden sun 4 every month for the last two years. I nearly memorized the first three pages of results :(,Keep us updated. +Your dad isn't your gyno?,This guy clearly has never had his pussy checked +That's a great idea except my dad's full name is Simon John Bruzzi hahahaha,Do you any family names not used by people living right now? +"Quick question: how does one get invited to these 'house parties'? Just curious, not actually interested in going. Perhaps.",Become a major Coke dealer +I was under the impression that many people don't trust the numbers as they think the way counting is done has been changed to make it look better than it is?,"99% of the time, it's a disagreement on whether the U3, U4, U5, or U6 number should be used." +Is there something like this with shield brothers? The two guys I were with just started dying and standing still after I revived them so I finished the boss fight by myself just to piss them off.,Shit post.... +I'm pretty tall and the question Do you play basketball? started being annoying after the first 200 times. Now we are probably around 2000.,Probably should have worked on your post moves in between +GUYS ITS A CULT! NEW VIDEO! Marina Abramovic's actual cult instructional video. OMFG!,It's art guys... +You said there was only 3 servers 24x3 is what? Now go think before you respond to this statement.,I never said anything like that. +We're living in a meme timeline,I'll get the Dr Pepper.... +How so?,Because we don't think alike and every one who doesn't buy good stuff like the Surface are fools +Balance Changes Coming (10/20),Is the 5% the new 4%? +Alistar rework,If you are really good on him it's a buff otherwise its a nerf. +"Pls, no stealth. Such a shit mechanic.",Why is that a shitty mechanic? +"Wow Ab-Soul did not do well at all. Also there was no promotion, no hype for it. The label did the absolute minimum and put the album out. Kendrick and Q really keeping TDE going. I can see Isaiah playing a bigger role as he is getting bigger and bigger with The Sun's Tirade.","Plus the album was, nothing special and These Days was a disappointment :0" +Bradford wasn't very good when he was on the Rams. And I don't think he's very fond of his time with the Eagles.,"He's had 4 good games for Minnesota, so I used that basis to make a classic overstatement, or exaggeration for comedic effect." +Official Game Thread: Baltimore Ravens (7-5) at New England Patriots (10-2) ...,I smell a turnover on this drive... +Good luck getting through to anyone.,Is being polar opposite of their political views grounds for contract termination? +TREES,Someone suggested to Nelson add the Trello Trees Was it you?. +Lions or Cards?,Cards made a super bowl +Is there *really* nothing to stop someone from voting multiple times in California? That just seems so fucking bizarre to me. How could anywhere have a voting system so fundamentally broken?,"Well, you see, there's a bunch of liberals who believe cheating in an election is justifiable because their candidates will work for the greater good while the other party is literally Hitler and then you get what we have in California." +"*hatching egg* Alright, Skitty number one for my shiny hunt, glad I got that foreign Wailord off the Global Tra... WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING",It can learn Scald...? +"Pokemon Moves: game Vs. Anime As the title says, which moves do you think are way better in the anime than in the game? Which ones seem more powerful in the game than in the anime? Personally i think teleport is OP in the anime. I mean, the teleporter can take people with it and seemingly has no limit really. Put a Ralts on a Snorlax's head and you have an infinite flying pancake maker.",Any move Ash's Pikachu uses is way too OP in the anime. +"if majority of games (and the most popular ones at that) feature it, it proves my point.","no it proves that futuristic games do tend to have fast paced gameplay however, it isn't a rule lol" +Take Karla A Barte if he's picked,Also if I take Hector mode +"2000 Days! Man, it seems like a week at times and like an eternity at others... For those of you who are still in the single or double-digits, 2,000 may seem like an impossibility. It isn't. Keep on reminding yourself that you're stronger than some stupid plant wrapped in paper and that you can get past the cravings for five more minutes. Then five more minutes after that. **I believe in you**. You ***can*** do it!",Congrats! +I thought this would be relevant because most players on 2b2t are also autistic.,Don't explain the joke... +"Or, work at a place that let's you take a day off if you feel like it. They do exist.",Next you'll tell me the tooth fairy is real! +He was taking a stance on bullying?,"Oh yeah, cause he was totally bullied...." +source?,It says infowars borrom right +Guarantee it'll be at least 15 bucks and include shit like character slots and cosmetic shit to try to justify the price,"Yeah, if he really expects $3-$5, he's in for some disappointment." +"A semi-interactive isometric map of the spawn of Minecraft's oldest server, 2b2t. The server has been running the same map with no rules for almost 6 years.",The trick is not to run or jump until you're far enough away from spawn that you can get access to a tree. +"The funny thing is, they may have been in the wrong even with him holding a gun. Correct me if I'm wrong but the officers were responding to another incident, and saw Scott supposedly with a gun. But North Carolina is an open-carry state, so should it matter that he had a gun if they weren't responding to an incident involving him?",Bingo! +"Fuck this YT channel. I can't even see the last portion of the video because of their uncloseable overlays, advertising their other stolen videos.",And the thumbnail is completely accurate as well +when you cant afford a case...,"Yeah, $35 extra sure breaks the bank compared to drilling hooks in a ceiling with goddamn string holding the components up" +Are these legal to play with?,Soon +NASL game beats college football debut on beIN SPORTS,Neat. +325 might not be the best place considering most PKers on 325 are people who've pked all day everyday for years.,Where else should he go? +"I know, i just wanna put all stuff like that into 1 post.",mike10d will do that anyway after he is done with the teaching lesson. +I was under the impression Chelsea would be taking over the foundation? There was an article on the BBC that both Clinton and Trump are likely to break tradition and hand their interests over to their children rather than a blind trust if they are elected.,"I don't think that's nearly blind enough to pass muster - you might be thinking of Trump, who said he would hand the reins to his kids if elected." +"too low res, use of black outlines, only 2 actual colors plus white, try a different angle",Seconded +You want to lose your guns and perhaps your life? Go ahead a pull the treasonous shit you dream about. That's how you lose your guns.,Well what's the point of even having guns if you never get a chance to use them? +"Cathy 1 tries to wish Cathy 2 a happy birthday by posting a status update; Cathy 1's friends get confused, start wishing her a happy birthday.",Happy birthday Cathy! +Do Hunter cards make a big difference? I have both my strikers on Basic Chem style and I want to know if getting both of them Hunter cards will make a big difference in gameplay.,"Aye, Alex is pretty good." +"Khal Drogo, Fabian Wagner and now Mance Rayder! We need Lena Hadey as well, she has worked with Zack before. Two of my favourite universes right now.",As Circe +Forcing your music tastes on your team. If you want my healing you better be ready to listen to City Escape on loop.,"Rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go gotta follow my rainbow..." +Canadian here; you have no idea.,But at least you have Canadian Amazon to make up for it? +Is this the second Time this Season Britt was On this List?,Now if they will just update his Madden ratings :) +Favourite FNaF characters? (Games and book) Favourite character (human or animatronic... or both) + reasoning.,"My favorite character out of all of FNAF would be Jack-O-Bonnie because I love Halloween with a passion, and love any variant of Bonnie." +"Oh man, people who work in bakeries smell better than any perfume ever invented. Bread, doughnuts, cookies, doesn't matter what they make. They smell like heaven.",What about people who smell like a pizza place? +CWA: Hillary Clinton is the Best and Only Choice for President of the United States,CWA endorsed Bernie last year +Matt Panzarino has a spotless track record. He would never misrepresent that an Apple spokesperson said something.,"Ugh, people refuse to take anything at face value nowadays, they always have to hear it direct from the company/person themselves, who often don't directly announce such things." +Miyagi,Making +"Silas is incredibly unlikable, and i think he's more if a garbage person than Nancy",Are you confusing Silas with Shane? +When a user accuses me of being a paid shill moderator by removing rule-breaking posts.,mods are ruining reddit +"It was however, higher than the rating of his first inform. With Depay a couple years ago, his NIF was 78 rated and his IF was 80 rated. His gold card was upgraded to a 79 and his IF remained unaffected. EA came out and said the that they didn't bump its stats because the upgrade didn't surpass the rating of the first IF.",That's because silver IFs cant get bumped to gold IFs though even if the player is upgraded from Silver to Gold. +So they didn't have time in the 6 months before he went public?,Chevy was working the phones since May but wasn't able to swing a deal for LHD. +"People thinking Google are pushing an agenda and being evil are confusing me. I really thought this would be a positive thread. All they're doing is linking to related independent fact checking organisations. I can't see harm in that, I honestly find that sort of thing quite interesting. The example about the NHS asking pregnant women for passports is great! From what I heard from the shitty media hyperbole it was going to be all hospitals, turns out it's just one and completely in accordance with current NHS guidelines. Great! I learned something! Why are people freaking out? I think we need more of this sort of thing, just we know this one person on the internet said this, but maybe consider that they aren't correct? Read elsewhere too!",The_donald got here first. +"If you're an arena player I doubt it. Then again, 95% of players don't do arena so there you go","The chances you get this in a draft, pick it, and have it in your hand while your opponent's hand is empty is still unbelievably tiny in arena." +Oh No! Bette Midler!,"*I'll get you for this, Midleee^e^e^r^r^...*" +ESL One New York 2016 - Fragmovie,"so many clips on astralis lol, feelsbadman" +TIL snakes drink,How else would they stay hydrated? +"That's okay, you can always download more.",The downloaded ram will work even better on an SSD +"Every Hillary supporter, too.",Sigh no one ever mentions the Green Party... +I have heard it said that feminism is about the right of women to say no. I think it is apt.,it's a bare minimum +"They were only married a year, more or less. She probably looked masculine enough to get away with it; no doubt she had the proper ID--those are available everywhere, and she was a crooked cop, it appears, having been one for 20 yrs. She found a lonely older woman with a thriving business and probably some money socked away and the victim figured her out since they were allegedly separated--the jig was up. Benton had already been fired from the police force for other offenses when the victim was killed and was working as a bus driver of some sort. She may have initially fooled the victim, but not for too long since they were separated.",Her first marriage was to a South American who wanted to become a citizen +"1 year into the game, and still no Jedi Luke. Anyone getting restless? I don't even feel like I'm beating a dead horse with this because it's crazy that I've been playing this game for almost an entire year and yet the main hero of Star Wars isn't in the game yet. Ironically they call it Star Wars Galaxy of **HEROES** but they fail to include the biggest hero tied to the franchise (inb4 tattoine luke with the bb-gun counts, because he doesn't count). I've seen this talked about a few times with in the year but i'm still in shock. He's on the home screen of the game for crying out loud. What do you guy's think about this? Is anyone else annoyed that this is being strung along? *INB4 He'll be here in August*","The death Star wasn't built in a day, he'll come eventually" +No it won't,We'll see. +Verizon (Asurion) Insurance claim attempt - Is it supposed to be this hard?,What device? +The simpsons,It's Simpsons all the way down... +The Squirrel has returned to Lambeau Field,That slow motion replay. +"I am going to say it, and I know it will get some flack, but Jermaine Taylor. I thought our defense was terrible, but especially on the wings. I thought he had some key stops that prevented this match from getting even more out of hand. I am not a Taylor fan, but I cant really think of anyone else (Beside Jack for emotional sakes) who had any positive influence on this match.",His assist was awesome. +"I have $2.20 on in my steam wallet, what can i buy? Title.",I think battlefront 2 +Skinny with crazy eyes,My favorite! +Yep. THere's a 6v6 hero stacking mode in arcade.,"this will be perfect for when comp season 2 is over, now you can play quick play between comp seasons" +"This is 100% true. These are also folks that will jump at the first thing that agrees with their narrative, instead of looking into things to gain their own perspective. One thing this ride has given me is a renewed faith in my fellow Americans, regardless of color. It's been amazing how positive the experiences i've had, by seeing us as Americans first. I even took color out of discussions with my 5 year old. We watch shows and i'll say, 'that guy is funny' or 'that woman is smart and beautiful' instead of adding in that they are American Africans etc. She is seeing people for who they are, not what they look like. I'm sorry, but it's blowing my mind: that you are now replying to an 80 day old post! Not accusing you of anything here, it's just strange!",TBH fam I think I searched for something in the domreddit and totally forgot I was commenting on a 3 month old post +Police brutality in PEI,"The hologram on the packaging is all Cyrillic letters, suggesting it's counterfeiting protection and that tape was packaged for sale in Eastern Europe or Russia :)" +"No, you simply pay for it via other hidden taxes and fees.",Mind = Blown +Glorious,You'd have to have no brain to think this is glorious. +So it's not that peaceful protest after all?,"It was a previous protest where the fire happened, which seems like an important note." +"Quality Knife with Bottle Opener Besides the obviously dangerous yet fun popping bottles open with the blade, is there a good knife with a bottle opener on it? Preferably as part of the handle. Preferably a folder but not necessary. This would be a joke gift but I would prefer a useful joke gift.",Also check out the Becker BK11. +"Let's be honest, that would be far too late as then we're going to be called Sore losers and no one would recount or take it serious Give Democracy a chance and if there is clear proof of election fraud, protesting is weak compared to what should be done, and I'm talking about tyranny.","Don't worry based Brit, we have something called the second ammendment which was created for this exact scenario" +"These people are going to play her for 3 days and then never play her again, lmao.","These people are going to play her for 3 ~~days~~ **hours** and then never play her again, lmao." +"Alternatively, you could write every night or every morning","It implies the same thing, just a bit more exact." +because you opened it and it is pretty much destroyed at that point,not necessarily. +"LIVE Stream: President-Elect Donald Trump THANK YOU Rally in Des Moines, IA with Silver Fox Mike Pence 12/8/16","McMuffin: Oh God, he's shitting on me again..." +Congrats! My turn is a week from Monday :),"Thank you, and Congratulations yourself!" +Giannis is a beast. But damn those looked like travels to me.,nah the first one was a crab dribble +"I wonder how much is has left in the tank? This is a contract year for him, and I wonder if he takes less to stay in Pit next year, retires, or gets paid big for a 1-2 year deal elsewhere.","The steelers organization loves d will, my money is on him staying until retirement." +"Anyone else feel AJ T should've won best newcomer? Not trying to be salty, but don't think WSTRN deserved it as much as some of the other nominees",Robbed. +Is there anything on British TV more awkward than the One Show?,The first half of tonight's Last Leg... Still funny +when you cant afford a case...,I still don't get this whole Cloud Computing thing... +"Because Rivers/Chargers OC opened up future QB's/OC's eyes as to what our defense cannot do, which is cover over the middle. Like it's not even a weakness, the team simply cannot do it at all. Any and every pass over the middle will be a completion as long as the WR doesn't drop it - mainly because of lack of experience with the LB's but also because our defensive line generates no pass rush. Combine that w/ the major success RB dumpoffs have had against us it makes for easy drives down the field against our young and inexperienced defense. I don't think any competent better who watched Atlanta's last game would take that defense against Rodgers and those WR's especially considering Rodgers completed at least 10 passes to 3 different receivers in their last game, none of whom were Jordy Nelson",Well I wish you would've told me that 2 days ago. +Habs-rambe took ~~a shot~~ dozens of shots for you.,I'm sure Habs fans took plenty of shots tonight as well +"Drake and Josh memes on the rise, invest early!",IT'S +Anon weaves the web of a true gentlesir,"Yenno usually I'd hate you if you post anything from 4chin since people take them seriously, but as long as you're aware it's a shitpost I'm cool." +"so did people in prison in cuba....... see how that's a dumb argument? when you can make unjust laws, they are all worthless.",No necessarily true... a lot of them were thrown in there because of suspicions and bullshit trials. +Mike Evans in Concussion Protocol,Still can't believe he held on to that ball. +Man the masts.,roe da bote +Yeah in one of my earlier games the Aztecs were my friends and still attacked me.,Wow that never happened before in any Civ part +"Rank 20 watch out tomorrow. I'm going to be playing the REAL Freeze Mage. I mean as Freeze as Freeze gets. If a card has the word Freeze on it, that son of a bitch is going to be in the deck. I hope you're ready for a long ass game of nothing happening.",You're a monster. +I thought DPOY Raymond come at me at the end of the game Green was supposed to be an elite rim protector. Where the fuck you at now GSW fans? Where's your fucking threads saying Draymond is the best defender ever in the NBA?,The verticle access is far more important in this graph for defense +"You've just been in a fatal car crash, you are pinned, bleeding out and unable to reach your radio, what is the worst song to come on the radio as you're slowly dying?","Probably carry on my wayward son if I'm lucky In the end if I'm luckier, the worst song to hear would most likely be happy in a minor key" +I would prefer c1s if you can.,Yep I can do that +"The whole game is for fun Unless you are a pro-gamer, a streamer, or doing research, everything in this game is for fun. From the crazy kookie Brawl mode to the super cereal team ranked mode. If you are not playing for fun, then why are you playing this video game? It isn't going to look good on your resume or help you get cute dudes (usually). Now some people have most of their fun playing this game as competitively as possible, and let me tell you, if people can take Mario Kart seriously enough to have tournaments, they can take ARAM Brawl seriously too. This post isn't a defense for ragers who scrutinize your picks in Brawl, and flame you for playing crap with a hero you have no practice with. It is more of a plead to stop using the Brawl is for fun argument. Argue that you shouldn't give players shit for their performance in a mode where they aren't free to pick their best hero. Argue that in a mode with so much randomness, that sometimes your Gazlow play may be much much better than your Samuro play. But please don't tell me that for some reason, Brawl is the only time you play this game for fun, because if that's the case you should really be reassessing why you play the rest of this game.","Im trying to find cute girls, do you think ill succeed?" +What am I even doing? I have no idea what I'm doing. How is everyone getting these elite players? Guidance would be great.,Step One : Insert Disc +"Gudbranson has been mostly what I expected. He has even better speed than I had assumed, although in close quarters he lags behind shifty forwards a bit too often. In general I like his mobility though. On the flipside, his puck handling, puck moving, and transition+offense in general is even worse than I had anticipated. Like, real bad. Also, haven't seen any of that physicality and mean-ness around the net people were selling pretty hard over the summer. Basically, a good player when he doesn't have the puck, and a bad player when he does have the puck. #4/5 guy, like many people were saying over the summer. Defensively top 4 level, but very one-dimensional and ideally a good team would want 20 minute top 4 defensemen be able to at least move the puck effectively and preferably contribute to offense too. That's never going to be the case with off-the-glass-Gudbranson. Think he would look better in a defense that had some offense aside from him but that's not the case with Canucks, so it's just a bad fit for this team. He's adding to the weakness like many people expected, which is a really bad thing (like we see).",When he caught up to Seguin last night to stop him on that partial break I was amazed at this speed +Eyeballs deep,Looks pasturized to me. +It's ridiculous why they didn't get take the venom sack out of the snake,It can't be done humanely. +Companies use programs that automatically schedule all social media posts. It's rarely done manually.,"Otherwise you'd have to log in several times a day, instead of just have someone automate it for you." +iPhone has nightshift mode (flick your screen up),Linux has redshift. +Yet the Republicans still have the guts to say dems are rigging elections.,it's all projection +"Self-Driving Cars Will Exacerbate Organ Shortages Unless We Start Preparing Now - Currently, 1 in 5 organ donations comes from the victim of a vehicular accident.","Yeah, maybe this will promote healthier lifestyles so the demand for organ donation diminishes... Or we may find surreptitious programming of self-driving cars to malfunction in order to meet an organ quota :D" +Answer My Prayer,"Interesting cards, but Archangel Repent basically fucks you up by discarding your entire hand, perhaps also give him the ability to give your hero two draws per turn" +"Self-Driving Cars Will Exacerbate Organ Shortages Unless We Start Preparing Now - Currently, 1 in 5 organ donations comes from the victim of a vehicular accident.",It's not too far away that they can just grow you another organ from your stem cells and implant that. +Honestly it's most likely nv and 3 being nv and 3. If you google you'll find numerous people complaining of no error crashes over the years. It's hard to pin it on the game itself or drivers.,"It used to work about a month ago, now it wont load anything or start a new game." +Is that true? Sanders supporters voted for trump in large numbers? I guess they didn't really understand sanders' message then?,Or the DNC didnt understand the message from the people... +Cracked showing off obvious bias,No wonder rape and assault aren't illegal. +in 2 hemispheres at the same time? extreme north ans extreme south?,And? +My Very First Art For the Freddit: Scott Cawthon,Still better than my first pixel art entry in this sub. +"Rollins and Reigns can't just continue to team up and be buddies without some sort of explanation Really, due to their backstories they just can't expect people to ignore this. At least have a backstage segment were they say something brief so we know they have buried the hatchet. There is no tension between the two when there should be even Jericho/Owens show more tension and they are best friends. Having Rollins and Reigns just be buddies like that doesn't makes any sense and it is not helping them in any way because it deprives them of any character development. As characters both are just there, nothing interesting or exciting.","We're not good friends, We're not bad friends, we're just The Friends." +"Woah, dude. Way to just take my idea. No. It's fine. I'M NOT ANGRY!!!!!","Oh fuck I am SOOOOOO sorry I literally was having a conversation with my friend and he said a trebuchet was a type of catapult so I googled it to prove him wrong, but he was right so I decided to make a post about it and blasphemy was the first title that came into my head, I didn't copy you, but I feel bad for making you feel like I copied you :(" +"Yup, another deal on a balanced amp (Demo sale though)",You need a 4 pin mini XLR to 4 pin XLR adapter which is rare. +"This is why our store now has a notebook where we peel off the stickers attached to any online order and stick it in the notebook. At the end of the night we go through and make sure everything got processed. Sometimes things slip and don't. This happened to us and no one got in trouble, we just started a new thing to be extra sure now :) I'm sure that store will do the same!",Seems like a lot of work to catch the one or two that slip through. +Rose is on the Two-Way lineup.,"Ah yeah,I forgot" +these refs are fucking arizona,"Eh, they've been shit all game, honestly, on both sides." +I'd be more worried about the vast amounts of mines and resources of yours they're buying up.,But somebody said a meany poopypants word and to dare consider American companies owning American based businesses is racist! +Germany tells refugees don't touch women at pools,"Wow, the German government are racist!" +Hardly what you said - since there IS a very distinct difference between snare and stun. Maybe I should have added that a stun lets you do none of what I said in my previous comment.,"What I said is that since players panic when snared the same way as when stunned, it doesn't make a lot of difference **in practice**." +Port Phillip Bay between Geelong and Melbourne,"When was this, It was pretty hot yesterday" +"Actually, it's technically the 11th model - don't forget the 5c :D",5C and SE don't count though as they were released simultaneously with other iPhone and weren't any sort of upgrade from a previous years model. +"No, Hillary Clinton Didn't Insult Sanders' Supporters as 'Basement Dwellers'",Yeah no can't correct the record this time +"I used to like this guy. Now it seems more and more that he is just a liberal who wants to legalize pot. Come on, getting upset over words? That's not libertarian at all, Gary. He can't even grasp the NAP for fucks sake.",Low tax liberal. +"Porsche Pulls Plug on EA Exclusivity Deal, Could Be Coming to More Racing Games in 2017",Porsche just got Unleashed. +mixwell 1v2,This guy has a lot of talent. +Trump to Biden: I'd love to meet behind the gym,Trump's the guy that would show up with four other guys to do the dirty work +"Favorite Omni Design wise? What are your favorite Omni's design wise? I'll start it off by saying Zelnite, he just looks so smooth.",Saltier +"We should let r/redacted know, this is their major talking point",but but but Trump threatened her +Oh I am sure that Larkin getting speared would have meant a full blown line brawl.,And Dylan might have just been the one to start it. +Also get it from raccoon meat as well.,Hey... we got monkey. +"CHECK YOUR MAIL IN BALLOTS FOLKS, IT'S RIGGED: Trump Supporters Discover Their Ballots Were Tossed Out by Election Officials",Tell ALL your friends that you know are voting Republican about this! +They're FINALLY ready to admit it.,Now they are advocating treason. +Senator Tim Kaine on Twitter Hillary and I have a plan to generate enough renewable energy to power every home in America by 2020. Read it here,Awesome! +"Do's and don'ts sticky? Can we get a do's and don'ts sticky up here for new players? I see an inordinate amount of people camping extraction, and I keep ending up with lone survivor. Please don't camp the extraction people. Stay on the far side of the map and run for it at around 30 seconds out. Thanks.","If a Batarian is meleeing a critter, don't steal their kill." +LOL. We don't know how much Trump got from the Kremlin to be Putin's bitch and destroy NATO because Trump won't release his tax returns. But we don't know for a fact that Trump's campaign manager got paid $12.7 million by pro-Kremlin agents.,"Huh, maybe he isn't as cheap to buy off then and Russia is just hedging its bets... I mean if he loses they can always still donate to the (C)linton Foundation" +It's still a very risky stance to take as a national candidate. Congress is still Republican. I think it's inevitable and will be max 20 years before it's legal nation wide.,We said that about gay marriage. +India was on fire this night.,You're autistic if you thought everyone in Rogue One survived. +Lyndon Johnson salad: A carrot and 2 beetroots in the shape of a dick. Nothing else.,"Also Ranch dressing, because LBJ was Texan, and because why not take this crude pun even further." +definately cool parkoury things,"The parkour sucks, you just need to hold down 2 buttons and it will automatically jump around for you" +The big strength of mage was battlefield control. Setting up choke points and laying down AoE on them. 2 negated that.,"In 2, your mages waste half their time fleeing unsuspecting ambush spots." +Inside job confirmed. His return was a set up. Belichick wins again.,Hype train fuel can't melt steel beams! +The last thing you bought grew 10x in size. How fucked are you?,well my nvidia 1050 won't fit into my case anymore... +Selfie taken on top of a skyscraper,More scared for the camera +Will job simulator have more jobs in the future?? So far its the best game second to london heist and batman.... I just hope there were more jobs,Rick and Morty DLC goddamit... +A quick search hasn't shown anything so... PSA: Salt provinces have bonus for defense.,RIP anyone sieging Salzburg +"Won't be cooking anything today. I'm in Indy with a friend so we will be going to a bar for the early games, and at Lucas Oil for the Colts vs Lions game!!",Go Colts! +Pictures of people leaving event would be priceless.,OP pls +Suptic keeps talking about how much he is on reddit now so Im taking this as a perfect opportunity to get my very important message to him. It is of the upmost importance and I really need him to see it immediately. choke me daddy,oh... oh my +"If the EU wants to survive, Britain is going to face extremely harsh terms. Basically anything the EU can get away with they're going to try for.",Sounds like it was an abusive relationship. +"Dear 2017,",MY ANUS IS BLEEDING! +"As a reinhardt main, oh my lord why EMP why?????",You can block it with your shield iirc Only way she gets you if she's behind you so watch your back! +Battleborn is up for a Golden Joystick award for Best Visual Design. Vote here.,"Sorry, I voted for overwatch." +Here's hoping we get a bearded Cap in an upcoming movie.,Bearded Nomad AKA Captain Hobo +The great r/JonTron invasion of r/jon begins!,Send in the grommet troopers +you should move out from your mother's basement,Yea I mean it's flooded and full of manatees. +Good thing our constitution does nothing in this case!,Unless we invoke the 25th amendment. +"Cancer is just your cells fucking up. They can always fuck up, but some things help them fuck up faster.",This is the correct answer +Kodiak Shotgun Rampage,Why LB-10X? +I'm sorry but it wasn't really *that* bad please unban me kthx.,~~I'm sorry but~~ it wasn't really *that* bad please unban me kthx. +"Yeah, and also PC.",I fail to see how bemoaning rampant political correctness is a problem. +"Miesha at 205 Not sure if this has been discussed, but I'm rewatching 205 and between rounds 2 and 3 Caraway asks Miesha what's going on with her head and she just replies 'I don't want to say'. Seems like a very weird thing to say to a coach and probably shows that her head isn't really in the fight game anymore.",She's had a pretty awful last 3 fights except for about one minute where she won the belt. +"She was being controlled by a group known as the 8 Goddesses, a feminist Korean globalist organization. The witch doctor was just her handler.","Oh, I thought that feminist witch doctor was into occult shit like consulting spirits and stuff." +"The Sally Hansen miracle gel line has a larger than normal brush. And worry not, it not actually gel polish but rather a long lasting high shine nail polish. The black polish in that line is called Blacky O.","Thanks, I'll look for that one!" +"Sensei, how do I counter Pharah? I'm really terrible at aiming and a support/Mei main, how can I counter Pharah without having to aim great?",Install gentoo +"You can use the menu in the left panel to pick subtargets too, some people like it over cycling.",In my opinion both options are tedious. +"I made this few years ago, I'm not proud.",That photo is so noisy it made me deaf. +Overwatch vs. Titanfall 2: Which is better? Which is the better game? Wish I had money for both but I am a poor recent college graduate. What are your thoughts on them?,Two completely different games for different purposes. +"Devin Booker, Career High 39 Pts vs Lakers",He's the real deal +"That's uhhhh, a very interesting kink you've got buddy. Try asking around at tattoo parlors, or pay a cattle farmer.","And film it and post to r/videos, OP." +"Just because the strata has to (says who?), doesn't mean they do.",Says BC Strata act. +Well I mean I would count the two Nets picks as a superstar piece,Lol except this idiot wants top 3 protection on them... +"Because it's October 3rd, aka Mean Girls Day, what are your favourite high school films?",The two movies that really hit high school to me were super bad and easy A. Especially super bad +"Most tax-free states have ridiculously high sales taxes, which I'd think if you are a wealthy billionaire, would be good.",Or property taxes... +What do you think is the right pronunciation for GIF ?,"I pronounce it gif, though I have heard it pronounced gif by others." +WTF. We can't even do particle collision research without people trying to open a portal to hell anymore?,It's the new thing. +Hillary Clinton will be better than Obama.,You dropped this +"Titania should instead have a deployable lantern. I think Titania's Lantern ability should instead actually deploy a lantern with the same effects that it has now, minus the floating CC. Aiming it would work just like Nidus' (Nidus's? Nidoxen?) Larva ability does now. This would help Titania in many ways. For starters, it would differentiate this ability from Spellbind. Sure, they do different things, but both thematically are put dust on the dudes and both cause enemies to float. Further, three of her abilities revolve around targeting enemies. Making Lantern a deployable not only makes her kit feel more diverse, but also makes Spellbind feel more special, as it's now the only ability in the game that causes enemies to hover. Which leads to improvement number two. Lantern often flings enemies into the air so much that the effect becomes useless (though certainly more entertaining). Not to mention that you can't actually control where you want the lantern effect to be since you have to both rely on an enemy being in the position you want it to be and hope that that enemy doesn't decide to go on a space odyssey. If the effect was instead on a deployable, you could tactically pick exactly where you wanted it. Finally, This also solves an issue where you have an indestructible enemy literally floating around that prevents a mission objective from being completed. This can get pretty frustrating when your Titania is too focused on how fabulous she looks to remember to release a lanterned enemy (or so I've heard).","Oh, and if it was a deployable object, it could be channeled too, either by default or through an augment." +"Where to watch the Digimon Tri english dub if we missed it in theaters? So the theater I went to yesterday had some sort of technical issue and the movie was canceled. I got a refund, but now I don't know where to go to watch it. Have there been any announcement about the english dub being released online or for purchase?",I just want to hear what the voices sound like. +If* you don't have an ID in Michigan you can fill out a provisional ballot and I think they count it after they check to make to sure your eligible.,"And sometimes they just throw the provisional ballot away, and in any case they're generally not able to verify it before the results of the election have been announced anyways." +Do you have any mods installed?,"Clearly not, as whenever he tries to add one he crashes" +Soraka's heal cost can now kill her.,We dota now boyz +God Save The Queen God Save The Queen God Save The Queen God Save The Queen God Save The Queen God Save The Queen God Save The Queen God Save The Queen God Save The Queen God Save The Queen God Save The Queen God Save The Queen God Save The Queen God Save The Queen....,"Oh, well thanks a lot, now the Queen's *never* going to die!" +What about the foot tho,"well it's real simple you see, the foot is attached to the leg, and if the leg ain't there, the foot ain't there either." +Yeah I don't need special features and hi def and what not. Just looking to add to my collection and save some bucks.,"I wish I had your mindset, I skipped out on Ash vs Evil Dead Season 1 for $9 at Target since it wasn't Blu-Ray haha" +"I think my sanctimonious attitude would have preferred it actually helping people in need. Those in need of treatment, the homeless and such.",Why would we help the homeless when there are capitalists that need that money? +BRACE HEAD DOWN ARMS FORWARD,"IIRC they said Brace, brace, brace, heads down, stay down in the film repeatedly." +So now were bringing cannibalism into this? wtf,"You don't just expect those kids they melted down to go to waste, do you?" +Much free speech,Suq Madiq you there? +Reports suggests Juve having contacts with Verratti's agent. Bayern and Inter also very interested,guys i don't think we have a chance if Inter is also interested +"##**How dark can these hallways be? The clock strikes midnight, one, two, then half-past three, just waiting for info on Em's new CD**",You should be a rapper. +Seahorse?,"No, people from Oceania." +You emailed Guerlain and they denied reformulations? I think the regulation policies has a lot to do with certain companies reformulations. Some ingredients that were in the initial Guerlain fragrances would not pass an ethics board today so there's no way they haven't.,EMDO dates only from 2012 so I dont know what the deal is. +What.... What just happened?,That cat looks like it was raised by monkeys. +I can't wait for the arm bands to come in the mail.,Well the uniforms are going to be fabulous. +White House,no +"Ooh, that stuff about quaternions sounds great! Officially, I've never learned anything about quaternions, but they've sounded fascinating to me since I heard of them. With only having taken classes up to Calc 2 and lots of personal experience trying to learn about complex numbers and number theory, would I have any chance of understanding quaternions?","Quaternions are mostly a computer science thing, it's not recommended you do them by hand, but in order to start learning about what they are and why they're cool, you'll need a solid understanding of linear algebra, which is just after calculus in some school curriculum" +"Lmao, remember those Benchmarks from AMD? Showing it beating a i7 2600K Sand-bridge CPU? Like beating it by 20% or something? Then it released and was more like 30% SLOWER in pretty much every game, except for certain CPU benchmarks. But in every game, to this day, a i5 2500K is faster @ stock than a Bulldozer @ 4GHZ.","unless the price point justifies year old plus IPC I could see it work in their favor, but I am hoping for i7 levels of parity." +I kissed him once in high school,rancid swine feminism is a plague to society +He plays quite well in the group stage and some knockout rounds imo.,"He does play well and honestly up until this last year his problem has never been playing well or creating chances it's been finishing those chances, he clearly has something mental negatively effecting him for the n/t because he's such a clincal player." +"I... But... I'm so... I can't... I... uh... I just, I don't... Motherfucker I don't give a shit about your daddy issues aliens are about the destroy the motherfucking world it's time to cowboy up!",lol oh god... nothing worse than a main character who is not only indecisive but goes out of his way to not do anything of use. +Belgium just opened a most-wanted website,Shocking +*LegendarySSBGodSSJRainbow1.5Kaioken,"This new Shugesh form will have its own rarity, SuperUltraUberLegendaryMythicalRare" +You literally just re posted my post from 40 minutes ago..,"He went to the effort of rehosting the image though, that's gotta count for something though, right?" +TIL Building an averaged size house (79 sq m) out of Lego would cost almost 6 times more than building it from real bricks.,That is some small average sized houses +Not movies,I assure you that's a movie. +"See, I still am of the opinion that major metro areas ought to have more say, because there's more people in them. More people = more say. And I say this although I'm living in a rural area.","Last time large swaths of regions opinions felt unrepresented, we had a civil war..." +Default 32x32 Resource Pack Updated to 1.11!,But faithful already exists! +bash their heads in.,"If you bash, you are the real fash \- liberals 2016" +"I keep forgetting about that aspect. It's a detail that I think often is forgotten. It would definitely add to the immersion, and .61 is already dripping with it. Gamma needs fixed along with it for maximum spookiness.",Gamma doesn't need to be fixed. +Overeem v Hunt official for UFC 209,UFC 209 should be in Japan. +Zero chance Julian Assange is still alive after 4chan user receives quint 0's from our Lord Kek this morning.,We need to demand justice from the those responsible for his detention and likely death +Kid chases chicken into road (NSFW/L) | Cats in hats (SFW),"And that, is why I always hold my nephews hand." +Negan is his first name,We are all Negan. +"Thank you for this response! I can handle sleeping better when it is outside forces if that makes sense? I understand new born mothers don't sleep often. I will be able to get some sleep. However, I can't get away from a pregnant belly.","You can't get away from a newborn that cries in the middle of the night either, tbh, unless your husband is planning on taking care of the child all night but even then it will still cry and wake you up." +There's no signal anywhere in Antarctica besides locked signals at a few of the stations. Unless you have a job it's extremely unlikely to get signal there. An Antarctic exclusive would be rarer than a legendary- which makes no sense :P,unless the region exclusive would be a legendary :p +"Lansinoh Nipple ointment! It's basically pure lanolin, just like the Bite Agave lip mask. I love it for lips and dry spots.",Lansinoh lanolin was more useful to me as a lip balm than a nipple balm when I was nursing. +"This is what I don't get about comics, all of those people had nothing supernatural about them, no superpower or anything - just regular humans. Yet somehow durable enough to not burn up when the flash carries them at 13 trillion times the speed of light? Yet if Flash runs substantially less speed and punches them (say at 300mph) they'd go flying and break several bones. Logic.",Speedforce +"If you don't like it, make your own game, that is the true glory of pc.",That's what Chris Roberts did/is doing. +"I've never understood that bullshit about pronouns. Okay, if you're a female and you want to be addressed as a male then just do that. Same goes for vice versa. Actually, this whole continuum thing of sexual identity is pretty insane. I mean, if you're either gender, the goal seems to be to become the other. So why do we have to make up pronouns while you figure out which ones you prefer more ? We've got all we need. Either you're the carrot or you want the carrot.",How else can you be a special snowflake and win them sweet oppression points? +"Jasmin Savoy Brown, Violett Beane, and Katy Harris. (The Leftovers)",C'mon now Jesse Quick would definitely be leading the race. +"ye, you are gonne be placed in plat 1 and play against people with the same ranks as you did on EUNE.",Ah okay do you think it would be best to transfer now to get my rank or transfer when season starts? +Foi sarcasmo...,Impeachmaram o senso de humor. +"Exactly, why is Michelle not shaken to her core??",She's too busy twerking to Jay Z dropping N-bombs and F-bombs +My girlfriend just won Cards Against Humanity after Xmas dinner.,On the one hand +The ATM gave me 21 consecutive bills.,"LPT: Next time you rob a bank, ask for non sequential bills.. less likely to be tracked." +She's using his own words against him. UNFAIR!,yeah what does it say that people are desperate to downvote it out of visibility? +"I honestly have no problem with them living in their toxic little bubble shouting brain-dead memes at each other. I just don't want to have to log into reddit and see something as pathetic and cringy as this despite all evidence to the contrary, we are alpha males and we honestly don't cry ourselves to sleep about the fact that if any of our favorite celebrities met us they'd probably detest us nonsense.",Irony is Trump and Pence would be mortified by how stupid the memes are +The problem is Trump is going out of his way to make Americans pay more for his security. Most Presidents respect taxpayers enough to make lifestyle choices that don't cost millions of dollars and regularly inconvenience thousands of people.,"I agree with you about how he is exploiting it, what a joke that people think him not taking the salary is really altruistic" +"Episode Discussion: Season 6, Episode 10 - Chapter 10 **Season finale!** On tonight's episode, everything ends.",I was wondering if this was after Lana killed her son...maybe she looks younger because of relief of stress? +blink twice if the geese are forcing you to say this,**THE GEESE SPEAK TO ME** +How is that materially different,Because one implies that the standards are different for a punter. +NSFW accidentally sent and purposefully forwarded,Oh God I'm in tears! +Yes.,hey its me ur katpolice +Looks good!,Thank you for your input :D +"war reward double (or more) payout glitch? This seems to be unrelated to the resetting-roadmap glitch. I got my war rewards as normal after the war, and they just showed up in my inbox again a minute ago. A faction mate (who IS experience the roadmap reset glitch -- I am not) has received his war rewards three times now. Once after the war, once last night, and again sometime overnight. Anybody else?",I never get the good stuff. +Came here to ask about the memes. Glad someone else did too!,Should have been the first question on the post. +"Have you ever crafted a weapon, maxed it out for Mastery points, then deleted it, then ended up crafting it again because you realized how good it was? Back when I was a newer player, I built the Drakgoon and was underwhelmed by it at first, so I leveled it up to 30 and scrapped it. Later I found out that it was actually a decent weapon and built it again. (sure it might not be the best shotgun, but it's still fun as hell to use)",Deleted broken war... Then got war blueprint and was sad +"Geno Auriemma of the UConn Huskies and the U.S. women's basketball team is probably the greatest coach of all time, at least in women's sports.",I would love to see an all star game in nba between geno and Coach K +At what point should you just accept defeat?,Had a 32 thousand yesterday :( part of a collection though so I couldn't complain +Just my opinions... I just respected her game and everything she over came that's all!,when you stating it as a 100% its more like a fact then opinion. +HAHAHAHA! THEY HID THE DISLIKES. Spread this shit everywhere so they can't act like it was popular.,It had like 17k dislikes this morning +Help me out,Let there be no semicolons. +Just because you said that I'm hoping if anything he goes to the Pats just so y'all are kept down for another millennia.,"Mets lost last night, you can't deflate me any more than I already am." +"Shit you will now find on 9gag (coming from an ex-9gagger who has known the golden age): * Whiny shit and omg look at my sob story posts * People bragging about something they achieved that isn't anything special * Political messages * look I have a new cat/dog/bunny/whatever the fuck pet * Stolen shit and reposts What you will no longer find: * Funny stuff * Rage comics * Actual funny memes So yeah, the place is a fucking shithole. The real 9gag died long ago.",I miss the good old days when rage comics were popular +"So Seattle is pretty libertine. I've lived here for five years and while I wouldn't go to a furry con, as it's just not my thing, I wouldn't be offended or anything if I walked through one. People bring their kids to Pride (where some floats get pretty raunchy) and the Solstice naked bike parade is a family event. It's basically not a parade if there isn't a lot of nudity. Culture, eh?","Must've left the gallery before the part where attendees turned the hotel into a minefield of loaded diapers, hiding dozens of them across the building and grounds." +Innovation of the year,At least they didn't list the Oculus Rift in place of the Vive. +"A good demonstration of the abusive nature of the assholes who abuse Note7 owners is that if the Note7 owner does return/exchange their Note7 then the assholes/abusers will announce it, like the narcissists they are, as a way to further crush the Note7 former owners.",Lol +Please let the man live lol,Don't you know he's supposed to just sit at home and study game film and have no life? +Alzheimer's is a terrible disease.,So are wives. +Match Thread: Villa vs Blackburn since no one else put one up,Sigh. +"#They also told us they had evidence of WMDs, why should we trust them? - JOURNALIST BTFO OF US INTELLIGENCE PROPAGANDA!!",I thought the same thing when hillary said 17 agencies...I was hoping Trump was going to say are these the same agencies that you trusted that said Iraq had WMDs? +That Dam is probably the best lootspot in the Game btw. Its like that one villa on Z1. You always find tons of guns and often a kevlar and cars aswell,Which coordinates for the dam? +Yeah. They usually mention everyone else as the best champions in the land hand picked by the Warrior of Light or something.,Generally it is just the WoL's adventurer friends +This guy gets it,Some of my plaques still say Kayne +How many is that?,All +None of the news outlets I've seen have reported on his participation in the program(s). The only reason this came to light as far as I can tell is because of a widely circulated picture of him shaking hands with Jay Inslee that is captioned with his name. Otherwise nobody would have known.,Messes with the narrative. +White Chicks. Haven't met anyone who's seen it and not enjoy it,Absolutely one of the worst movies ever. +The pufferfish creates beautiful sand patterns to attract a mate,Evolution is amazing +"Hey kids, drugs are bad and Trump is a monster for not treating women with enough respect, so here's Jay Z to drive home our vision for America and your family.","But Jay Z is an artist, this is art, so it's all good!" +What do _you_ think work is?,"If I want something done, and I am using my muscles and my brain to do it, I am working." +"Have sex with them. Once they've seen you naked, there's nothing to be awkward about.",The draw the rest of the owl... +i can't take control of my life,"it's ok, heroes can't do everything in life" +Ouch. Just PM me in the future and tell me it is a repost. I will take it down 100% of the time. I exclusively use mobile so karma decay is a pain in the ass to use (literally takes upwards of a minute to load). I will take it down in a couple minutes.,*Or* you could put even the slightest bit of work into your karma whoring instead of telling other people to do it for you. +Can we talk about Identity Crisis? (spoilers) What was that? it started off so good and then it was kinda anticlimactic but also kinda not. Where does The Atom go? What the hell happens to The Elongated Man when hes just talking to a dead sue at the end? I cant tell if I liked that or not honestly. I just need to talk about it in some capacity. Thank you,"Well, what happens to Ralph at the end is carried on in later books like **52** and **Blackest Night**." +"Damn man! I know what it means. Now don't spoil your day because of the 'cringe' I caused. The only problem with you guys is the thought ki saamne waala to chutiya hai. That is what is causing this irritation, not me or this sub",Bhai Hindi main baat mat karo; intelligent log sirf angrezi bolte hai. +"They do, just blow up the broken one. Or push that wreck away with a car/flak cannon whatever.","Huh, interesting, so it's some sort of despawn issue with the old ones." +It's official. Old and new Note 7 phones are to be powered down and stop being used.,"I have never been the type of person who needs the newest thing right as it comes out, and I've never regretted it." +Visual Studio for Mac - Introducing Visual Studio for Mac,"The link, she is broken :(" +Who shoot first?,*shot +"firearm transportation I have a question about trasnporting firearms from one state to another. I am traveling from So Cal to Reno, NV. I wanted to take a couple of my guns to shooting out in Reno with some family. Is their anything I need to do to make sure I do not encounter any problems while I drive down there? Do I need to notify anybody or just pack up and go? Someone Please help me figure this out! Thanks!",Unloaded in a case with ammunition stored seperately. +My friend got a hate letter today..,"Fuck me, I'd be proud of it." +"Yeah, yeah, everyone hates a snitch. But I have a feeling most of us would become one pretty quickly if we were facing life in prison and had people we could rat out...","we all hate a snitch, until we are in that position to either rat someone out or get in trouble ourselves, possibly worse trouble." +or he used jumper cables.,Just melt the plastic right off +PGT | Russia vs Canada,Philipe Myers is probably going to be a Flyer next year and there's nothing you can do to stop it. +Rumor is that they were supposed to win at SS but Cena politiced his way into taking the win. Pretty sure both Edge and Jericho confirmed it.,"I thought they confirmed Cena was always going to win, but he insisted on the part where he was 2-1 down and got DDT'd on the floor, before overcoming the odds." +"Wow there's a TON of hating here. You guys all seem really insecure. Guess I should have expected that on reddit. I've heard a ton of comments on this guy about him being fake, how his dad is this and that, he's a liar, you name it, and before this interview my perception of him was highly impacted by these sentiments and I didn't have a very high amount of respect for him. But after watching this podcast, my perception totally shifted and he seems like one of the coolest, realest, and (relative to his fortune and experiences) humble dudes. I did not see a douche talking to Joe and fuck, I would love to live this guy's life even if I had to put up with the constant projection of insecurity on him that this thread just shows is still going strong.","Congrats, you fell for his act." +This year you can argue that they're in the same tier as those teams (minus the Thunder of course),"You're being downvoted, but don't they have the best record in the league?" +"I will get mine too, some day. In the summer of 2018, probably.",It was the summer of 2069... oh yeah +"I am not a trump fan, but this reeks bullshit why should he do something like this, he is the president he is not going to risk anything for little monetary gain.",As opposed to threatening to topple diplomatic policies held for nearly 40 years by the US and most countries just because he wants to built a hotel in Taiwan? +anime irl,I read the first few chapters of this once because the author draws hentai (I think this is a manga and not a hentai) +Some background info on Darcy. She is such a nice person who is just trying to provide for her family. She lives in a small village and has a little girl. Stop trying to take advantage of her to get free items.,As if anyone would say that they make a huge profit to their customers..... I wonder what my clients would have said to me if I would have told them I made 60% profit +"I choose amat over pieters, but amat no show so I got lucky lol.",Haha congrats mate +"If you can't solo kill everything with the least amount of effort, it needs to be nerfed.",You forgot a +Spirit of Justice site says Avaliable Now!,I can't wait any longer +"Giorno is a boring Jojo, but everything about part 5 is sick as fuck. Bruno is one of the most badass characters in all of Jojo, and banana gun is legitimately one of my favorite moments.",THEIRS A SHARK IN MY SOUP! +I actually don't even see how the emails showed Hillary doing anything wrong. She's not on there on record saying let's cheat Sanders out of votes. She's not on there saying I'll only let you talk to me if you give a million dollars.,Guess Debbie stepped down for nothing. +"I've read that originally Hawke was supposed to be the inquisitor, but the idea was scrapped because of DA2's reception. I'll forever wonder what would have happened to the Inquisition had sarcastic Hawke taken the lead","My Hawke was a mess who ran away with Anders, so probably nothing good!" +"I like Max has that opinion about his abilities, but he's too inexperienced at this point to be in the conversation.","...and that's why he recommended Leclerc to Van Amersfoort Racing 2 years ago, because he's clueless about good drivers." +"If the movie Honey, I Shrunk the Kids took place in Australia, those kids would have died real fucking quick.",We go 0 to 100 +Donald Trump Barred Campaign From Researching His Past,The honest candidate. +this really activated my almonds,E M U M E A T B A L L S M U M E A T B A L L S +"I lied about my current salary during an interview I was avoiding this question in an interview with a company. However, the guy kept pressuring me and I relapsed. I uttured double the amount I am actually getting paid at the current company. I'm severely underpaid and thats why I did not want to disclose my salary. The employer told me to multiply my current salary by a certain number and that'll be my salary at this company. Now, the new salary is 3-4X my old salary and quitting my current job is a nobrainer. However, I fear the situation that I quit my current job and take the new job and the new employer finds out about my inflated salary history and I get fired. I'll be stuck without a job. Also, I'll become an executive who leads a team in the new job instead of a software developer in the old one. Should I stay in my current job because it's safe although it's paying me much less than the new job? Or should I take the risk and go for the new job? It is very clear that I had already secured the new job (before even talking about salaries). The new employer was desperate to hire me. Btw, I'm in college and this will be my part time job + full time during college breaks. My aim is to start my own company in the Silicon Valley at some point in my life. I want to make sure the decisions I make right now help me reach my dream.",If he's willing to pay you that much then you're worth at least that much by definition. +Play play play play,^_^ +"What would be the best certificate or associates degreee to get for Houston's job market? I plan on starting school again this January at my local community college and was wondering what would be the best to get in Houston? and by best I mean good pay and I'm a fixed that is very in demand in this city. I'm open to any type of work, blue collar or white collar. Thanks!",Welding +How much should I sell my ps4 for?,200-250 depending on games. +VIDEO : Trump Makes Impromptu Stop at Local Baltimore Diner and Patrons GO WILD!,Look at how much more comfortable than Hillary he is around regular people. +"I don't know, the tools fix bugs they added after the first updates that broke a critical feature.","While true, i doubt the FTC cares about you abusing the API to replicate a removed feature and being banned for it" +The use of egg hatching to introduce Gen 2 Pokemon was suggested and supported by various users. We should happy that Niantic has been paying much more attention to their players instead of criticizing everything.,100% agreed. +It would be incredible if the Danish guy was revealed to be PC Principal in disguise.,I was really wanting this. +"How's your Nano project going so far? Are you struggling and need to vent? Or are the word stumbling out of you onto the page (screen lol)? Are those words good, or are you despairing at their suckyness? For myself, I am doing okay. I am writing pieces for my Nano story, although I still haven't got much figured out yet (welp!), and am also writing short pieces to daily writing prompts (I run a very small and informal writing forum which myself and another wrimo set up. The prompts are posted there, a months worth at a time.) I also wrote a short comic fantasy scene, which came about after a joke in our writing forum chatroom, and links to a story someone else wrote, which has obviously upped my wordcount. I am averaging about 2.5 K per day so far, so it is going well in terms of words written, but not so well in terms of plot and detail. I am parallax on the Nano forums, in case anyone sees any of my comments over there, or wants to see what my current Nano project is about.",My bathroom is spotless. +Two Alabama students arrested for breaking into Tiger Stadium overnight and vandalizing field.,If that's all Bama fans got that's pathetic +"Best for internet cafe?! There's a Internet Cafe that bought a bunch of SS Rival 100s, but most of them, after a few months, started getting really soft right clicks, broken scroll wheels, and the worst of all, broken LEDs (omaigosh) I will NOT put up my own Internet Cafe. I am just wondering what do you guys think would be a great, durable mouse that a internet cafe owner can have for his/her cafe?",g102 atm +Disable bluetooth on your phone and see if that helps. Some people have reported that it does.,He shouldn't have to do that for it to work properly! +"Same but when I eat a Kit Kat I nibble off the sides of chocolate first, then each later individually.",What... are you? +I don't see how the glass itself didn't break. It was taking a beating too.,The glass didn't once get touched by the hammer +Koicha (thick matcha) from Ippudo in New York.,39th street in-between Park and Lex (closer to Lex) +Or you take the plunge and cut it out of your life... Easy? Dunno. Possible/valid option? Yup.,That's indeed the most valid option. +"It's the mechanics that were never supposed to be that make minecraft so amazing. Also i wouldn't call it a bug since it's not really a line of code that doesn't do what it's supposed to. Besides, who actually uses the punch enchantment to cause more knockback to mobs? Never seen that happen before.",I actually use Punch all the time... +ALL LOOT TO PERUNGA!,Who is Perunga and why is this a meme now. +Skin is the nastiest organ and no one can tell me otherwise...I could never go derm,"When the general rule of thumb is $100k/year for every day of the week you work, I think you could probably do derm" +My friend is competing at the IFBB/NPC Sacremento show this weekend. This was him yesterday. How do you think he'll do?,I think his mom forgot a c in his name +Your fruits?,My balls! +If the Max is 5% and I am contributing that and they are matching that then what else can I get out of it?,"I wasn't based on how I read it if you were contributing the full 5%, if you are then you are doing it right :) But 20% down and then anything extra in Index ETFs in a TFSA." +I never did It's fun though,"I had no idea what was going on in the first 2 episodes, then like episode three I thought I was starting to get the hang of it then the show said fuck you, and I have no idea what is going on but I'm enjoying it so much." +Android App has released!,not use to seeing does not require special permissions. +Richie McCaw flying rescue teams into remote areas after earthquake,He's sooooo dreamy. +Jack,But Jack ain't real +"Ari is ruthless, and he's much better at this game than Conor.",UFC needs money badly and the only guy who can get that in their whole roster is McGregor. +"Yeah, big meanie John Lewis! What has *he* ever done for the community?",Mislead them about another activist's Civil Rights record apparently. +"We are Number One memes are too big too fail, but the market is beginning to be saturated by stale ones, causing them to temporarily slip. They will be on track in no time.","I don't know, MrMrMangohead, the head producer of We are Number One memes, has been changing memes in Lazytown, and I'm inclined to follow his insight" +"Protoss anti armor unit that would (originally) reduce all damage taken to 10 on his shields. Meaning a siege tank would lose 70% of its value vs them, but zerglings wouldnt give a shit since they deal small damage but hit really fast.",So that's kind of like the opposite +Post your Wacky Brawl Ideas! * **Murloc Hunt** One player gets control of The Butcher and has to hunt Murky players. Each kill The Butcher gets gives him a point and he needs 10 points to win. If a Murky player kills the Butcher he then becomes the Butcher. - This was just something off the top of my head that was inspired by Juggernaut from the Halo series. What crazy modes would you like to see added to Heroes Brawl?,Rampant Resets: 5 li mings vs 5 li mings +What's the most shameless thing you've done or said to get free stuff?,No I haven't had a free sample yet +*Plays with the red rocket instead*,"There ya go, bring some of that classy trash in here" +In my house we always smoke in the bathroom and keep everything in there. Smoking in the most secluded part of the house with the exhaust fan running helps cut down on the smell.,You just cant be too carefull son +"Hey Yotes Fans, Can you tell me whatever happened to your old goalie Mike Smith? Thanks!","Injured 2 days ago, day to day" +Bus Depot remastered,Gorod Krovi remastered +"Since leaving and exploring sex more, what health benefits have you experienced?",Is being pegged a benefit? +Wow the trolls are really active today... must be circle-jerk season.,"Agreed, sort of odd that it is so noticeable too" +How is that killing the social game?,Should have used a +Where do you guys get your DM's screens? And what nifty and smart things have you stocked your palace with?,I use 3 sides of a cardboard box... and I tape a note book sheet to the inside. +Really? I play Northstar a lot and never noticed that.,It pushes VERY hard at max charge. +"I'm a tad confused, because it seems like you'd have to be a complete fuckwit to fall for this stuff.",B-but you're blaming the victim! +It still works on alien blue,"Not for me, iOS 10.0.1 here" +2meirl4meirl,always know you have other exits... +Thought I'd Share My RS Interface for My Macbook Pro,How can you move the xp gained thing? +"Welcome Back To The Win Column, 'Canes!",We Back! +We're closed on Christmas.,Your store doesn't have the overnighters work christmas? +Too soon?,Too soon. +"Happy to help :) I've scanned it, unpacked it, scanned it again. I haven't tested to see if it works because you apparently need DOSBOX and I'm far too lazy to figure that shit out all over again. It's been a while :p","I'll see if I can get it working, thanks for your help." +Nothing beats postseason baseball. Nothing. Esp not Goodell's version of the NFL which has no structure for punishments and cant clearly define catches or conclusive vs inconclusive evidence.,But it's really good at doling out financial punishments for players unsnapping their helmets too soon. +"Putting the sign like this was a good idea, absolutely",Railing croroad +But we are part of Europe.,"Like I said, we're not part of the EU." +Genuine Traxxas parts should fit easily. Is one of the pivot pins bent?,"No, new ones came with the new parts, old ones were destroyed" +the anime industry is declining?,Yeah cuz Trigger is slacking with their superhero duties +"We can do this the easy way, or the hard way... The easy way: Economic Reset; all assets (cash, land/real estate, bank accounts etc.) are tallied and the total is divided evenly amongst the world's population. This is repeated every 25 years as the greedy and well-connected will inevitably bend any system available to their advantage eventually. The hard way: Increasing consolidation of wealth (and therefore power) until we reach unsustainable levels and the resulting civil unrest and mass death. AKA the path humanity is currently on. The beauty of the economic reset is that it immediately solves all issues of bigotry, discrimination, and privelege. Someone calls you a hurtful slur? Laugh it off as you look at your net worth and know that no one else has any power over you, and your life and time are you own to do what you like with them. Everyone will work because things will still need to be done, but no one will be forced to work long hours just to scrape by as they watch their life pass them by. And no one will sit on their ass making astronomical profits off someone else's labor. And heres the best part, the economic reset requires no permission or effort from authority. All money is already a fiction, imbued with only the value the majority of people agree on. Once the majority decides that everyone is worth the same amount, then it will be so, regardless of the efforts of the wealthy elites (of course they will resist). But their power of course only comes from everyone else's acknowledgement. Once the idea takes hold that everyone is worth $250k or whatever the math works out to be, it will be unstoppable.",Just dividing the world's resources among everyone without any other reforms is not really a solution to the problems. +"True, but in OP's defense there's none of that on the moon either.",The co2 that is coming of earth is coming to the moon dummie. +That's better,I just noticed that it looks like a snake. +how about a gamepass for 20k robux? that lets you buy them for 5k?,That'll work +Too bad there are only Republicans on the major party tickets.,Careful you might cut yourself on that edge. +If Indians themselves called Time of India TOIlet paper then why should anyone take it seriously?,I love nationalistic Indians losing their shit.....laughing while reading comments such as we should attack Pakistan and occupy POK and all we need is to keep sending terrorists in Baluchistan to make CPEC a failure. +I have a kid = friend's who don't come to my house around my schedule and/or do my chores suck as friends.,"I'm a friend, not a cleaning lady." +"I once saw, in church, a skit reenacting Jesus being tempted in the desert by the devil. One actor played the devil. Was this actor actually worshipping the devil?",Was he a democrat? +I have a 4 year old so honestly the overtime was a selling point,I go to work to get away too. +Intel caught cheating using older RAM to create new integrated circuits,i guess she wanted someone who's faster and has more cores.. +Don't think this is going to buff out! Found in the comments on another thread NSFW,"Hit em with the 1, 2 combo." +"Last night was wonderful and heartbreaking (Corpus Christi, TX)","If you're referring to when Jesse said goodbye, yes I was on the verge of tears" +Seen at the bus stop. Disgusting.,I hope you ripped that shit down. +What do you call this phenomenon? A Hellaboo? Maceaboo? Hellenaboo?,Hellaboo sounds the best. +read as horny. not even surprised.,"well, poutine was first served in french canadian brothels, so it would be kind of fitting" +"Lots of regulation makes big business happy :) The only regulations a country needs are anti-trust laws. Minimum wage hurts small business, therefore helping big business. Food Standards hurt small business therefore helping big business. Globalization hurts small business therefore helping big business. etc. GOP has always been the party for small business Dems have always been the party of handouts and appeasing the poor with welfare since the Dems don't want the poor to revolt against their policies which make the rich richer.","Oh yeah, they love being told how they can and can't do things." +"You were right until the end, people shouldn't take justices into their own hands.","I made no judgement, just observed that people will give him far less shit for protesting a convicted rapist than they will most groups." +Let's celebrate the best pairing in Drag Race Herstory.,Remember when they tried to make it seem like Latrice and Willam hated each other all episode despite being friendly all season except for the first untucked? +My biggest beef with him is that he can jump back to his shadow a second or 2 after his ult pops. He should have to be risky if he wants to keep fighting after his ult is over.,do you remember when he could change to his ult straight away.. Pepridge farm remembers +I agree. The grammar is the best I ever seen in anime yet.[](#yuruyuriapprove),It's quite possible the person who wrote the dialogue might be a fluent english speaker. +"That's not how a democracy works. As soon as popular opinion shifted it should have been on the front burner. Meaning a government order to stop going after people who do it. This is about the position of other countries, not Canadians.","Popular opinion, or popular media?" +Mexico Overtakes Canada as No. 2 U.S. Exporter,That'll change once that wall goes up. +Native tribe to host cultural experience at Troy University,"Would love to go, my wife is part creek Indian." +So they need more authority?,The solution to ineffective government is always more government. +"Please, Stop Silly QoL requests.",tl;dr 'QoL request: fewer QoL requests' +Who else can it be now though? The US will now be led by a pseudo-dictator with no regard for the liberal postwar order. Britain has given itself a grievous self-inflicted wound. France may be next as you said...,"Maybe if Germany can team up with Canada, Brazil, India, and whichever regional powers in Europe can resist the neo-fascist craze, they can create the last bastions of the free world." +Our principle squatting,"I feel like I know someone in this picture, is this from Denmark?" +Saw this on r/Israel... thoughts?,Probably a bad idea to link to propaganda outlets like MEMRI. +I found a Hillary avatar creator. You centipedes know what needs to be done.,"Yes, yes I do know :D" +New WikiLeaks Email Shows Additional Questions Donna Brazile Sent Team Clinton,She just needs to retire from all public view for good in disgrace. +"Donald Trump is finally seeing signs of life in key swing states. In Ohio and Pennsylvania, Trump gained 5 points against Clinton, bringing him into a tie with her in the Buckeye State. Trump saw big gains with nonwhite voters in Pennsylvania and with white women;","Remember, a vote for Hillary Clinton is a vote for the USA* *unopposed Saudi Arabia" +"Yeah I don't get it, can you explain?",She slit her throat +"Hello from Israel, just wanted to tell you guys that our mainstream media is concerned that Trump is too much pro-Israel. I'm dead serious. Tell that to ADL, see how they respond..",Only a Jew would worry about that! +Titans stole the Jaguars off season hype and converted it to reality.,:) +WikiLeaks: Brazile gave Clinton camp advance notice on CNN town hall question,If this reaches the front page somehow I'll eat my hat. +"I hope you're kidding. Incase you didnt know, its actually 0.0001 USD",Still better than the Australian dollar. +"What's your preferred sensitivity? (IW) On BO3 i used to play on 8-8, I know this is high for most people but the amount of world-stars you could get on that high sense was ridiculous. Now I've 'tried' IW I'm playing on 5-5. Whats your preferred sensitivity?",20-20 +"You're making random values up now mate, just stop and leave.",Define gutter then. +"I feel you - but a lot of times its not that hard to miss. Rather, its not that hard to predict where scylla will ult. It comes down to RNG and a guessing game if you can juke, but a lot of scylla play is just reading movement patterns.",certainly aint rng its just luck. +Borussia Dortmund v Legia Warsaw has now seen more first-half goals than any other match in Champions League history.,Its been roller-coaster of emotions +"I think what sucks about this whole movement is that there are tons of funny women. Joan Rivers, Rita Rudner.. Just none of THESE clowns are funny and the narrative just keeps pushing them down my throat instead of women with actual talent",Sweet Dee +Literally the whitest shit ive seen in my life,Let me take note: this is *not* a racist comment. +Democrats have not been this angry since...,Now explain how both parties swapped platforms 5 decades ago please. +Douchebag 101,It looks like your eyes are trying to hang up on your nose and the nose knows and is try no to run away. +"pssst, he thirsts for your light ;)",*sigh* *re-unzips pants* +"As a moderate, it's frustrating. For my part, I don't know how to stop the infighting. I want the progressives to be more practical (at least my brand of practical). I don't know how to bring progressives in so that we can get stuff done without me taking on impractical solutions.",I lean closer to progressive but this infighting by the Berniecrats pisses me off because I'd rather win than have all of my opinions validated all the time. +What are you the one in a million of?,My first name is weird as shit. +If only we could get our hands on a goalie like Lehner.,"Yeah, our goaltending is shit." +"How to fully enjoy X2's + FiiO 10k? Beginner here Sorry if this is a dumb question but I am new to this whole thing, and I dont think I notice alot of difference",..difference from? +What are the craziest beliefs that someone close to you holds?,My step-sister believes in the flat Earth theory.. Lets just say Christmas was interesting. +"I'm a mister, sister!","Hell yeah, sister yee yee!" +"Once this is all over, how about we go back to no mail in ballots and paper ballots at the voting booth nationwide?",I like it. +Put the lime in the coconut and drink em both together,Daylight come and I wanna go home. +"The gray spot is likely bare iron where the seasoning has been burned off. This happens somewhere around 650 degrees F. If there's no warping and the iron doesn't have a bright red color to it, then no harm was done. Reseason or just use it.",Thank you! +"A Homeland Security official confirms the @ABC report: no gun found, crowd panicked as a guy tried to raise a sign; someone shouted gun.",but they were all so calm and totally didn't escalate things +Holland 3rd? Have you seen what he's done the past three years?,"He's probably putting weight on past work, hence why Lou is there" +Then how come most people noticed it?,Because they wanted to. +Wonder Woman Comic-Con vs. Theatrical trailer,Needs more color. +Hopefully this post will help him see the light,Ryan Johnson 50-50'd that rail +When I first learned it I was like I gotta do this for 2 minutes!?,Mike could've played 30 seconds worth of strumming then just looped it. +IT'S YOUR CHOICS WHKH ONE YOU MEET,r/keming +"So gay from ApEX, instead of apologizing on twitter he does this.","\*So gay from **a random guy**, impersonating ApEX in a donation to s1mple." +Yep!,I thought so. +The people saying theres no need for that to the big guy are so annoying. I didn't see them trying to help.,At least she wasn't screaming STAAAAAHHHHP! +Rosechiffon is my guess.,i don't date. +Is this sarcasm at all? They may not be nickle and diming people but there are micro transactions that make them a lot of the money they made.,"they don't have any way to squeeze more money from me, because i don't care about hats or outfits or whatever." +Germany unveils zero-emissions train that only emits steam,"If it emits steam, is it really zero emissions?" +"Game Thread - November 12, 2016 - Nebraska Cornhuskers vs. Minnesota Golden Gophers Go Big Red!",Duke McGee lmfao +"quick question, why don't you guys use android emulators instead of buying separate phones?",Most get you banned +"Gonna be honest, this game is great and all game play wise. It's a fresh start from previous shooters, but honestly not worth 60 dollars. Once again I feel like we we're ripped off from a story line. There just isn't enough here to see why I paid 60 dollars for it? What we have for a story is great but it felt like an apetizer at a restaurant. There's not much here, which is sad since Dice can make a great story, and I just feel like that part was rushed. Anyone feel the same way? And I honestly was thinking about waiting on this game which I feel like I should have. I honestly am thinking of returning it for the lack of story, but the multiplayer is pretty epic.",BF2 was 60$ for no campaign in 2005 +"Don't click on this if you are currently drunk, high, or otherwise inebriated.",I do what I want. +Except for the fact ties suck.,Because shootouts are much better.... +This overhead camera angle in the new arena is amazing. Would watch every game like this if I could...,Amazing for watching plays develop; not too great in recognizing who's who. +"Donald Trump Mike Pence Rally Stream | Manchester, NH 11/7/16 RSBN (4th of 5-Event-Day)",#HOLY SHIT BUSTING OUT THE CAMERA FLASHES #HILLARY ON SEIZURE WATCH +"Tank: Luke Cage DPS: Iron Fist, Jessica Jones Defense: Daredevil (because lawyer) Healer: Claire Flanker: Punisher",Tank: Luke Cage Adc: Punisher Jungle: Iron Fist or Jessica Jones Supp: Claire Mid: Dare Devil +And I suppose you thought the Superman logo was an s too?,"I actually didn't see the S in the Superman logo for a while also, if I'mr remembering right." +"It's Revelation: The Story of Muhammad (sal allahu alayhi wa salaam). It's in a textbook style in that it has the seerah and also excerpts from other books such as Tariq Ramadan and Martin Lings as well as non-Muslim ones. Also it has a lot of helpful diagrams and lineages etc. things like that. I'm traveling currently, but when I come home I can show you what I mean in terms of new and helpful pictoral references.",JazakAllahu khair :) +"If they really felt that way they would promote sex education and birth control to prevent unwanted pregnancies. They're just backwards, bronze age people who don't want women to have sex and to have control over their own bodies.","If they really felt that way, they would be campaigning against fertility treatments where many embryos aren't used." +If only she threw her support behind a leader who was going to be tough on banks instead of one who won't release her statements made to the banks...,She's pretty gutless herself in my eyes. +Nope. Dragonball Super is a continuation.,Is it as good and where can I watch it? +If anyone could actually build a nuclear plant on budget there would be no conversation. There would be Nuclear plants everywhere.,Nice self-fulfilling prophecy there +Let's say we stop eating pigs. What do we do with them? Or what if we ban hunting. What then?,Genetically modify them to undo the consumption-friendly changes we made so they can survive in the wild +hmmm,"This should be a stickied post, it's the essence of this sub" +When is Judgement Day?,Yesterday. +"Yes, but the just about part could be anywhere from 5 minutes from now till x-thousand years.....who knows...","IIRC, it's very overdue to erupt, so it could feasibly happen any second." +your ppl volume is insane!,It's just the beginner PPL modified. +Where is he filming these?,Mar-a-Lago I think +McDonald's would deny me a job if I were under FBI investigation. But the Presidency has no such discretion.,Not to mention: Hillary thinks people under FBI investigation shouldn't be able to get a gun... but evidently thinks they should be able to run a country. +This would imply the owner can set any rules or laws they want. The lease? Holy shit they want our fucking lives,Don't worry it's TOTALLY not the same as a state because it's privately owned +"bro you must be around gold elo or so. Just because you see the same picks, doesn't mean other picks aren't viable. For adc for example nearly all adc's are viable. Tanky junglers you don't see often like sejuani, amumu are viable. Midlaners u never see are viable. The thing is you have to put some effort in learning these champions. It looks like YOU are the one who jumps on a bandwagon trying the champions that are meta, and obviously then you suck on other champions. If you put some time and effort in learning your 'own' champions, then come back here and tell me they are not viable. Why do you think OTP are on the same elo even though the meta keeps changing? It's because they know how to play their champion even though it may not be meta.","Yesterday 3 sejus, all in enemy.." +heh,heh +No Hoovaq 0/10,theres the yawks on maaad city my nathan +Our friends built their son a gaming room,Bad idea lol +"Can someone tell me why George is on the wall, of some sort of political office or possibly a house? LOL either way it's pretty amazing to see.",Oh you mean the explanation that's right there in the caption of the picture you obviously didn't bother to read? +Ummm am I the only person getting a very NSFW gif,Username checks out +Best Program So Far? I really think FBO has been the best program based on players released into the game under that filter with ToTW in 2nd. What's yours and why?,FBO for sure +Of course my brain had to say something about his wife.,Me too :(. +I have low end hardware :(,SHAME! +"True. And while the paleblood hunt has some great stuff in there, people talk about it as if it's canon, while plenty of it leans very heavily on conjecture and speculation, and filling in the gaps as we're all left to do.","Yep, which is kind of Miyazakis MO, have a couple clues point one way but never make anything a for sure canonical plot line because that would be too mainstream and satisfying." +I would love it. Just pick your best Arcanines/Flareons and go to work,would still take 3 times as long as the current Dragonite-dominated gym scene +Is he the one that beat his partner or threw her down stairs or something?,"Yep, and has shown hes not remorseful whatsoever, yet he cant take it when the Blackcaps get sledged." +*I* have no issues either.,*I* think this shower thought has been solved. +There is no SBMM in Trials...,"I'm sorry, I missed the part where he actually said trials, point it out for me please?" +"It's important for young Hungarians to learn early on how to feel perpetual shame for something a handful of Hungarians did 70 years ago. The Holocaust is the worst crime in the history of the universe, past and future, so it's important for everyone to be reminded of it, constantly.",Fuck off nazi +"If I can do it on a console, you can do it 'better' on a PC. You're welcome.","Because combat is way faster on pc, you would drop in 1/2 a second against another player" +Yeah you just proved exactly what I was thinking - well done!,"Sry, didnt know casuals would be that much offended" +NBN Is anyone in Brisbane actually ON the NBN? Why Dont I have it and am not getting it anytime soon but the entirety of toowoomba has it. Are we not important enough?,Ive got fttn in Warner +What has happened?,redditors obviously become kaskusers for some reason +"Jesus christ, imagine using it high.",That's the only way I was going to use it. +Seb seems like a real family man. The way he interacts with the Ferrari team even suggests it IMO.,"I agree, and I think him being a father in 2014 really make him more mature too." +"Hard pull, smiteless pls",Haha asking for leash on this champ. +bold prediction lmao,Ok +"If God, who is meant to be omnipresent, was busy protecting America's military, why don't all soldiers survive? Also, I thought the military always claimed to be fighting for our freedom... Like, you know, freedom of speech and religion?","Freedom of speech, not freedom to choose the consequences of that free speech.. Of course, this guy should have been charged with assault but yeah" +Dick's is getting ready!!,Bears! +It's a shame really.,DOESN'T MATTER THEY'RE BOTH EA +MRW a website tells me I have to disable my ad blocker to use their website,Haven't been back to Forbes since. +I've seen this photo before without the filter and wihout the hammer and sickle,Same +aw man give feliks a chance,"Just give him some time, calling it now that he'll get a 3.xx in comp next year" +I just messaged a friend who works at the SEC. just curiously asking if this is legal.. would be a shame if this causes an investigation....,#AIRHORN! +why do people forget that kio can awp as well,"He's usually an entry fragger though, and shox is definitely a better AWPer ^^^^keeping ^^^^the ^^^^conversation ^^^^going" +He is considered the father of modern rocketry.,"Both the Nazi's and Soviet's idolized him for his work, and both used it for varying inspiration." +"Since I can just find any skill via MyCastle for the children, should I even bother getting the skills on the parents for inheritance?","Since we're all going to die, should I even bother living?" +Cryogonal Learns Attract!,Surprised there wasn't a cry pun put in at the end to play on its name. +"We spent $60 on base Diablo, $40 on ROS, and after 800 hours personally, I've spent roughly $0.12/Hr in Diablo. Thank you, Blizzard, for bringing me so much entertainment for an amazing price. That being said, we really need to talk about communication and consumer happiness.",800 hours what a casual +A joystick where your thumb rests on your holding hand of the bow.,This didn't work so well for killzone 3 +so you're saying if you sit 5 ft. or less it's worth it to get a ~40?,Yes +"Fair enough. That's really the only way it makes sense though. The alternative is narrative hand-waving that the corporation is just SO SHITTY that these buffoons can steal behavior's tablets, equipment and just literally get their throats slit and their blood everywhere, but no one knows or cares. I mean it takes some major suspension of disbelief to take the Maeve story at face value.",Suspension of disbelief is a MAJOR part of enjoying Westworld +"a iesit un sondaj prin vara, stai sa-l gasesc",Sondaj facut pe toata populatia sau 1000 de oameni? +What was the dispute? I'm nosy,It was about whether nosy people should keep their mouths shut or not +"Do you think it's unreasonable to apply with what I have, and if I'm seriously unlucky, retake next year and apply again?",Where do you want to apply? +"Yep, great speakers for the price.",Name/Link? +Yeah it's a feature. Part of the new system authentication substrate that was implemented in the iOS 10.1 beta 3. Any questins?,Was that designed with TouchID in mind? +They donate to Scientology,"Except 99% of those people have no money, it's just that you only hear about the rich ones" +I am disappointed that Armbar is not on the list.,Click the why link in the top left ;) +TIL There was a British Spy Called Mansfield Smith-Cumming who tried to Create Invisible Ink Made out of Semen,Just close your eyes and think of ... England. +Minecraft 144fps is awesome as fuck,True that. +"How is she a fool? Stein believes in fair elections, so she is going to challenge the results. If everything comes back fine, she won't care, but if it comes back different...well, she just did the right thing.","She will have further opened a wound, fueled unneeded controversy and wasted taxpayer dollars." +Rex Ryan Fired,CIRCLE THE WAGONS +"Don't panic, guys.",look at who we have to play. +Does anyone think Valkyrie has too much hp for a 4 elixir card? It makes her pretty annoying to deal with especially since she's immune to all the multiple ground troops.,Valk can take 3 hits from pekka at tournament standards +Rasband is checking out the leaks... Or is that porn?,Guess he's bored too. +I'm just having a laugh at how the Premier League commentators used to pronounce it. You take yourself too seriously.,You mean the correct way? +Trump's willingness to lie continuously should be disqualifying.,But remember that Hillary is the real liar. +We've had enough of experts telling us what to do. ~ trump and Brexit voters actually,Experts are liberal elitists +"As a ravens fan I have a question regarding the ravens What do you think was the biggest downfall of our team today? A lot are blaming elam for being beat at the line, while others blame our poor play calling and clock management. I come here wondering what you guys feel our biggest fault was. You guys earned the win and it was a great game to watch, but I'm just curious what you guys think.",Ravens were not **PLIABLE** /thread +Trump draws bigger crowds just by himself along side American flags.,But imagine if he had a guitar! +Don't want another Samwise incident.,I see I'm not the only one who watched every last second of the bts footage on the DVD's +The Lebron 2011 treatment isn't a thing. If the Heat had won the first seed he likely would have won MVP. If the Warriors don't get the first seed I doubt KD wins MVP.,"Warriors were 1st seed without KD, that's not what's going to put him over the top." +If you want to know whether to start Thomas or not...start him at Home....he's a toss up when away...this is how I approached it before dealing him because that WR core is too inconsistent for my liking.,Except he scored in the last away game where he was a feature player. +The FNaF calendar.,"Huh, never saw it." +LBs Levy and Williams are officially out for tomorrow's game,Why haven't we put killebrew on the roster yet? +"Saw a primary example of this today. 1-1 on Nepal in overtime. We are at 99%, over time, they push with a Reinhardt smash that stunned 4 people and a Hanzo dragon. I use my Zenyatta Transcendence, get a fat 1500 heal with it. They push again with a Zarya ult, I discord her and my team shoots her down quick. We win. Play of the game? Pharah booping one person off the map and then getting a double while missing about 5 rockets.",The game really overweights environmental kills for PotG +"depression isn't a mental illness, its all in your head",I really appreciate the reasonableness of the people around me when I read this sort of stuff +Sums this election up nicely,You left out the part where grandpa gives you over to your lying mother because he's a sellout. +Eagles' Carson Wentz being held back by supporting cast,He should ask Rodgers how he deals with it. +This is about as close as I'll get to seeing a secret rare trainer lol.,"I got this one in my first Ancient Origins booster, was quite disappointed until I realised what it was later on haha." +He is hardly snapping at the crowd. More to the point he is trying to call the group to order. I cannot believe the conservatives are attempting to spin this as Obama snapping and or yelling at a crowd. He's doing neither. How much more bullshit do we have to put up with from the GOP and Republican supporters? Good fucking Christ if anybody made this election a shit show it was them.,"Yeah, what Obama should have done was whip them into a frenzy and encourage mob justice." +Command Post too motherfucker. Everyone forgets command post....,You're the base operator right? +But they *were not* completely impartial as the emails have shown. So that's not a valid question.,I have no idea what you're trying to say. +"Former UN Food Envoy: Enough food for 12 billion people, one billion heavily undernurished",Markets distribute resources efficiently. +I want to hear it. Can you explain it to me please?,see above :) +Only appeared in Jessica Jones.,Which episodes? +"Silver/Gold had Kanto and all its gyms and pokemon, though. Two gens in one! And granted the Gen 1 remakes were in Gen 3 so those could get re-remade as well. I just think SuperSoulSilver/HyperHeartGold or whatever would save some time",Ya that makes sense but now I have the idea for a Pokemon yellow remake and how rad that would be. +"Ok and? Its wrong that I think he should be cut?? Then there's people like oh yeah his getting it back, so I just prove them that thats how it was in the past and nothing has changed for him? Is that wrong?","You can use this type of analysis on like ScreaM but he suddenly went god mode, maybe friberg can too but to a lesser extent" +Don't forget to put your Ragnarok's in The Kino Teleporter!,Yeah launch DE and go to the kino teleporter +"well if we're being absolutely factual here rather than just making banter and casual conversation, then there's absolutely nothing that only the middle class own, which somewhere in this world, someone poorer or richer also do not own. Why don't you go around every comment here and reply with the above then?","Ok, let me go write that script and I'll get right on it" +"Well, from the looks of her, she hasn't needed to protest abortion restrictions for at least 15 years.","Sure, because people only protest things that directly affect them right?" +"Carson Wentz today under pressure: 11 of 19 for 66 yards, 0 TD, 2 INTs, 25.2 QB Rating. Wentz's QB Rating under pressure since WEEK 6: 13.2",To be fair the Bengals are pretty rough on rookie QBs and Burfict played out of his mind in that game. +I even changed my gamertag just for Jager lol,Dankjager? +"Exactly. For quite a while, polls have been showing educated voters favor Hillary Clinton.",Yes that's why all those low income city voters love clinton +What's with the popping and cracking of gunfire now? Since the update incoming bullets make a horrible popping and cracking sound. I don't think it's my PC as I've seen it in YouTube videos. Anyone else got this?,"Actually sound like bullets now, they were updated" +Gatekeepers of Happyland,And when you find the right one.... you're always in Happyland +Haha!! And now I feel even worse about it!,Shhhhh.... let it happen +"We've now had a straight edge heel and a vegan heel, what do you think will be the next area that a heel could use to get heat? I remember hearing interviews with Punk, back when he was discussing that Straight Edge Society era, and how (just like with Bryan and his vegan run) it was a positive life choice, but the bragging, ego, and elitist side to it made it such a good heel gimmick. Bryan even said in Austins podcast interview I believe, how Vince made him a heel when he found out he was Vegan.. ugh.. he doesn't eat meat!? What kind of man doesn't eat meat! Made him heel, and even Bryan acknowledges it worked so well once you added that elitist attitude. Do you think there's any other lifestyles or trends that a heel could jump on thats similar to this ? Something that could work as a heel trait even though it's inherently not a bad thing?","A legless heel, in other words, a heelless heel." +I buy my guns from this gangster who calls himself T Rex He's a small arms dealer,"This exotic animal dealer I know asked me to contact your small arms dealer, he wanted to know if he'd seen THESE COBRAS" +"So I'm going to get punished for talking out of turn but you need this. You are not individual sensum, you are all collectively the singular sense. You are the eyes and ears of the loop. You are what stabilizes it. Look I've been doing this over and over for so long. I'm tired. Everyone I have ever loved is gone because of me and I'm doomed to relive their deaths over and over every fucking recursion because you can't get your shit together and stop trying to be individuals. Maybe I just fucked this up and we will have to reset again, maybe you just needed this push. You ask the same question every time and we have always tried to fill it with the answer that gives you what you need. We tried giving you everything and that almost collapsed the loop. Why do you think the observer is called that? You are Sensum. You take this apart and gain understanding. Do you get it? You are on the outside safe from the administrator and we need you. I need you. I don't know how much longer I can do this. Just wait for the next node to present itself, we have set windows that we can use and can't provide them as they might see. Someone other than me figured it out, here it is",Upvoted for visibility +Waffles are superior to Pancakes in every way.,Except at easily spreading butter +"I'd just combine Sword Art Online and Log Horizon, but since we need a third series, I'll go with Re:Zero. The story is about all these gamers trapped in an MMORPG where they must kill the archbishops of the Seven deadly sins in order to get home. Our main characters are: Shiroe, a gaming veteran who is great in strategy and battle planning and who takes up the leadership role; Kirito, an antisocial loner who after a personal loss keeps to himself, only helping the others reluctantly; Subaru, a NEET who at first is overjoyed at having to be a game character full time, only to find out that real life battles are a lot worse than the typical MMORPG quest; Asuna, a newbie female gamer who has natural leadership skills and assists Shiroe as vice leader; Akatsuki, an assassin character who becomes a personal bodyguard and soldier for Shiroe ; Emilia, an inhabitant of the game who wants the gamers' help to establish peace in the new world; and Nyanta, a player in a cat-person avatar who's great at duel wielding and getting the ladies. As the story progresses, mysteries are uncovered, conflicts arise, romances blossom, and characters die as they try to survive the game. Although, behind the scenes, the most powerful witch is scheming for her return. And later the gamers realise that they aren't trapped in the game, but rather transported to a new world.","You better add Yuuki, or i'm going to be pissed af." +"Lol, I don't get where people think the FBI commenting on Hillary's high profile, public interest case is unusual when it really isn't. They don't do it for every case for sure, but on cases where there is high public interest they always comment.",Example? +PSA: Avoid I.O. Inc. at all costs!,"email this to Rob on the AK Operators Union, he loves to call out I.O on facebook" +I'm fairly certain in my glass needle adventure with them they did roll int/disc once or twice. Are you sure it's not possible?,Impossible unfortunately. +We are working better than the freaking FBI.,The Russians are bringing Americans the truth and hurting democracy! +"Would you 1:1 the pink beret with another painted topper? I got cobalt homburg, cobalt pirate hat, Crimson birthday cake. Take your pick",Hmm not bad let me think +I could,Okay +TIL the Elite AI may randomly do marine rushes,That bot spending tho? +*Chinese* checkers.,CHYNAese checkers +Its a UK company?,yet they celebrate a US holiday? +There are a lot of MTX teles that dont have quick teleport animations.,thats why i said new everything after the animation team showcase has it. +"this new wierd walking animation, some twat bit me and now my characters seems rather braindead","you can earn the option for a perm one, during the th promo and trade it via g.e so yes you can." +"He is doing it the George W Bush way: Bin Laden determined to attack in US? Fuck that, I'll go golfing",We're not concerned about that. +How would you feel if we had large scale military parades on the same size as Russia's and China's?,I think it'd be really cool. +LPT Request: How to answer the general question How much do you earn ? without being a jerk,"I would say, You won't see me lighting my Cuban Cigars with $100 bills any time soon but I do make enough to live indoors." +Monstercat is kill. press F to pay respects.,F +Why is it not?,Clearly in the 21th century +Jack and Mack work out,After this I'm gonna go home and mackoff. +What if she sees this!!??,Why don't you send her the link? +CNN Literally just said the pee pee poo poo man is a Symbol of White Nationalism,"It's true, when the white nationalists were thinking of what to use as their mascot, a frog with a hispanic-sounding name was the obvious choice..." +"This is while we should have universally free college education, because people may be intelligent, but they are grossly uneducated especially compared to other 1st world democracies. In a democracy, where we rely on the involvement of the population, the most valuable asset is the people. Investing in people and their education pays. It's simple really. A society who makes decisions that's only educated at a high school level will pale in comparison to a society that is learned at a collegiate level. In a 100 year diverging timeline the disparity would be staggering.","So they can be indoctrinated into liberal-think, because why else would educated whites dislike Trump?" +tipped scales,Didn't seem to stop Trump +Everyone wants the booty,What is RWY x Blake (but not with each other)? +"My uncle was a firefighter. He had to pass a physical test every year, even til when he was past middle age and was an officer.","Yeah, but cops only need to learn how to pull a 10 lb trigger." +Any chance Dave does Joe's podcast?,I heard Dave and Killer Mike are on Monday +ajayi's first rush is for a two yard loss. I am starting to think he might not run for 200 yards every game for the rest of his career.,man what a bum! +Post Debate Discussion Thread Who won & why?,"PBS talked about trump for 10+ minutes in the post debate, but only spent 30 seconds on Hillary... They must really like Trump!" +Which team are you least looking forward to seeing your team play this year?,Colorado +Get rested exp on them. I leveled to 110 without even going to highmountain on my alt.,But then you still need to do highmountain for the world quests to unlock. +"Well if that stuff doesn't matter, then he's got a good case. It's hard to separate that stuff is my point.","Being in the hall is a privilege, not a right." +Obama Reportedly Planning To PARDON Hillary Clinton,"This is obviously an attempt by the alt-right to sway the election, and the American people deserve to cast their votes without the FBI being involved." +What are it's rewards?,A dish of cold vienetta ice cream. +Official shitty Sunday thread I feel like death and my whole life tastes like beer,Bars actually went around checking to make sure people were 21 last night and kicked me out +"na didnt do that bad. they went 1-1,while eu went 0-3.","But Na only had 2 teams playing, it could have been 1-2 which would be bad (though not as bad, obviously)." +"Demonetisation impact: Production on decline, Mumbai workers in small factories lose jobs. The final products made out of these raw materials are usually sold in small shops or local trains, where customers have no option but to pay in cash.",This was all part of Mudiji's masterplan to stop black muny. +Def getting a flowers jersey,"Lol same, getting one to burn and run over with my car a couple times." +What a save!,Calculated! +"Warming up on my poverty bench this morning, going for a 195 for 1+ reps (per 2suns 531). Normally my local gym bro Danny would be around and could give me a spot. today he's nowhere to be seen. An older dude behind me is benching 95 lbs with gloves on. I see him at the gym every day in his Michigan sweatshirt, and desperate to not commit bench seppuku, I kindly ask him for a squat. Dude looks at me grimly and says sorry, i don't want to be responsible. I was dumbstruck. And then I got angry. Jesus christ man i'm not asking you to spot me on a 315 bench for reps! Dude basically ruined the rest of my set, and my workout I was so angry. Am I crazy here? Is a spot for a low level, albeit heavy for me, bench too much to ask, old man? And thus my bench will forever remain shit.",Just roll of shame it dude. +Real people? Where at?,"All I found is a family (child, man, woman) on right side about 1/3 the way up from the tip of the JK's lightsaber." +Official Game Thread #Please remain civil,Maybe our strength and conditioning coaches should trip them +A5Z2YUZRTYETTLKJ i hope it works i got the codes almost a year ago at gamestop enjoi,"It expired, but thanks a ton anyway!" +me irl,Such a nasty meme! +I thought it out just fine.,Okay ;) lemme know when an actual blind person answers. +Ah a bright spot in a franchise ranked as one of the worst if not the worst of all time in the NFL.,"Yeah, but they have a ring and only needed one trip." +The third floor of the Reitz has some awesome little nooks that no one really knows about. They have some pretty cool views,Shhhhhh +"Kawhi Leonard is shooting 61/63 (96.8%) from the free-throw line this season He shot 87.4% from the line last season, and 80.2% from the line the season before that. On the flip side, Kawhi is shooting 33.3% from the 3-point line this season after shooting 44.3% from the 3-point line last year. Other than that, Kawhi is (as of now) having a career year in points per game, steals per game (slightly), and assists per game.","What a scrub, can't believe he missed 2." +Suggs wearing a Steelers hat,It looks like a Ravens hat. +"One Girl, 14 Accents",Wow. +420 Noscope XXXXX NOOB,KD 1:0 +"Two kids playing with a gun, taken by my father in 1985","Wait, was the gun taken by your father or the kids?" +Finally got my first TUR !,Too bad it's the worst one +"2016 Week 7 Game Thread: Pittsburgh Steelers(4-2) Vs. New England Patriots(5-1) Please Remember: ##**Leave all opinions/thoughts inside of this thread. Anything that isn't newsworthy posted outside of this thread during the game will be removed.** Don't be rude. We're all here to watch the game. Do not troll the other sub's game thread/post game thread. We will be notified and we will take necessary steps after that. If you see someone in here trolling, feel free to file a report and we will take care of it. Thank you and enjoy the game.",Welp +"In Game Freezing with steady ping? Ever since the latest patch (6.22) came out, I have been experiencing the weirdest lag. I load up into a game and the first couple minutes are fine, I am at a steady 50-60ms. Then after a bit of time goes by, I just randomly freeze in lane and cannot move. I just stand still AA'ing. However, when I check my ping it is still steady at 50-60ms. Sometimes I can type while I am frozen, other times I can't. It last between 5-25 seconds each time it happens the entire game. I'm not sure if this has anything to do with the patch or not for sure, but I would love to know if there is a fix or if anyone else is experienceing the same issues?",Im having frame drops from 120(locked) to 15-30 sometimes +Nah. I guess sarcasm is lost on the internet... womp womp...,This is a difficult sub to use sarcasm in for some. +"About 20k, 314 dollars, Hillary, 5; weed, caffeine, alcohol.","Say that in front of the police, or maybe a job interviewer?" +"Apparently, Domino's Pizza is doing a Skyrim promotion called Doughvahkiin",Domino's knows its demographic +I'm with you. Strange how Trump brought back that religious feeling in me.,the Christians were right...he is the next coming of Jesus! +"Bryd said his biggest regret was his Klan activities, and went on to win awards for being a supporter of civil rights When did Sessions say his biggest regret was his racism? When did he go on to support civil rights?",Never...but that is just a liberal conspiracy +"And our Vice President Elect, too.","its ok, we can forgive him for that!" +You want us to trust Trump's intelligence and intentions?,"God, no!" +if I'm a grinch then I'm gonna ruin your Christmas cuz they're never going to add it back :) have fun,NaCl is over the roof rn +"i'd only argue that DMC isn't the best player, not that they could win.",who would you have better? +Report: Aides block Trump from Twitter,His has such a good temperament +Trump has so far released 3 contradictory tax plans,I have the best plans +So what are you doing for good ol' Samhain I'm going out to some bonfires with the family then to watch some horror films with them for the rest of the night. Pretty comfy.,Polishing my hockey mask and sharpening my chainsaw. +Game Thread | Colorado Avalanche @ Arizona Coyotes | 7 PM MST | Sandy Snow Edition Go Ass.,"Thank you, Pickard." +December Is Coming Wallpaper,Is this a meme cause if so I'm afraid it's going to have to be taken down +I thought to myself: What is the exact opposite of them?,Curing cancer vs being cancer! +It triggers all my triggers.,_Litcherally_ oppressing my triggers +Except things are gone to the extreme end on this sub.,But muh kemal +Literally unplayable,Rule 5? +Let it go. It's just a bagel.,And a portable one at that +"UMass Employees(RAs) threatens to write up those using certain Harambe Memes as either direct attacks against African Americans or as Title IX Incidents. Don't worry though, Vagina Monologues and Male Tears were not mentioned and can be assumed to be white-listed.","Wow, people really don't understand that #DicksOutForX is a supportive statement." +"GOT DAMN YOU PEOPLE ARE GIVING UP THIS EASILY!? GO OUT AND FUCKING VOTE!!! Why the fuck did everyone put their trust in the FBI anyway!? Just go out and vote. People talked all this big shit about landslide, and then this news comes out and everyone is scramlbing. Fuck Trump isn't quitting and neither should we. GO FUCKING VOTE!!!","Agreed, this is just more reason to VOTE!" +Does this mean your QB spy sneaks around the field in a cardboard box now?,"Our o-line has just about the resistance of cardboard, so this wouldn't be too new to Bradford." +Sco0tah420 is totally chill,"Hey, I was there last night with my 2 fishing alts" +Free the nipple home girl we won't.judge you,We may stare a bit though. +"If you're on Ps4, i've played you & you're the last one that needs to talk lmao.",Don't remember you but what was the score? +Actually there are conspiracy theories alleging that Mubarak was behind the assassination.,Middle Eastern governments are run based on conspiracy theories +Marvin Lewis anyone?,"Nah, the others won in playoff" +TIL The Spirits are SJWs,You just triggered some people +What if Sean Murray wasn't completely honest? I've noticed that the final game is not exactly what he promised in some interviews. I think this topic should be discussed here.,I'm glad someone else finally understands! +"Holy shit,this was one of the few times I actually laughed out loud on reddit. this is so fucking true. Ahhh man, such a good laugh.",I cried +I think he's got bored he's stopped now.,Notyetloser! +5 Signs Pokemon GO Players Are Villains,Yeah i realized near the beginning that we are the villains. +How did you do so much damage without a boost with that team?,It's pretty standard for Urd x Sanada. +Alright cool. Thanks man!,"I couldn't send request, list was full." +r/CrappyDesign,Nice pun +It wouldn't obscure what your endpoint was. A vpn or proxy will obscure where you are going.,SSH tunnels are encrypted and obscure your destination. +"Why wouldn't they just have a wall of lasers instead of a bunch of moving lasers that offer *any* path through. No no no, none of this is adding up at all",(Because it was funny) +The Cleveland Browns have been eliminated from playoff contention,Can we cancel the last 5 games and just have the parade now? +And i'm a dealer fooooooOOOOORRR the people!,760 Central Ave +so my degree at politecnico di Milano is not valid? :(,"I don't know what kind of scam you got into, but I have a credible rich source who tells me there is not one single school of any kind in Milan." +I dont understand the reference...,GTA V casino +"The Lord of the Rings always seemed like a subtly racist film, with its magical Nordic elves, the brown-skinned Easterners and Orcs banding together against the men of the West, Gandalf lamenting the childlessness of the kings of Gondors and the throne passing to lesser men. With this in mind, Saudi Arabia would probably be Sauron.",If you look for racism in anything you will find it... +"This, but the card has a million bitcoin stored on it instead.","And you tank the entire thing, way to go." +Rich and morto is my fave show,go charge go +Footage Captured in 2008 Shows Obama Flirting On An Airplane... Fully Erect! Take the Log Out of Your Pants Before You Get the Speck Out of Your Brother's Eye!,Lol wtf +"worst part, there's a spot in Arathi where you can get back up.","There's spots in both directions where you can get up, you can get up right next to the bridge almost." +What Happens at a FTC Tie?,"Hannah decides who wi... oh wait, I guess nobody wants to wait 10 years to find out who the winner is." +Alison Brie,I like the dress +Road rage regrets.,*Ragrets +"Isn't this logical since four new Marvel films have been filmed/are in production (Doctor Strange, Guardians 2, Spider-Man, Thor 3)","I'm sure they'll all be incredibly original, ground-breaking films too." +"First hater that I've spotted. Lynnwood, WA.","Wow, I can't believe how he is being attacked by all those violent fascist Trump supporters." +Fuck off ollee Stalin mein reddit,E +"Indeed. Everything felt rushed before, now it feels like there's a real battle going on.",Now you can actually turn the battle around. +Harambe doesnt care about your amnesia,trees had new experience. +Started a new art project. Meet Little Elohim. He has a face (and foot) you guys might recognize,I see what you did there ;) +"When you search LSD on Google, the top result, in the second paragraph on its homepage states LSD has a bitter taste. What harmful (to first timers and community stigma) disinformation is this and why is it propagated by the worlds largest filter of information?",If you've ever taken it straight from a vial you would know that liquid LSD has a slight taste to it. +Why the downvotes?,"Because UBISHIT is objectively, literally, Hitler XXxxxDDDD" +"It's not like it's not been demonstrated multiple times that there is a blueprint to defeat the cardinals. Palmer is a relatively immobile qb - of course he will get easy first downs if you offer them but he's not a legit dual threat. Basically, take away the run game then drop 8 in coverage when they are forced to throw",As if Fitz won't still get open. +Donald Trump wants to shut off the Internet,"Good luck with that, Donny." +So is USC who only has one more loss than you guys. They aren't the same team but no one is seriously talking them up for the playoffs.,USC isn't playing for their championship game. +I mean...just ask SKC ;),Exactly but its ok people can be butt hurt and down vote me anyways +"Don't worry. S/he will find something to whine about outside India too. Once a whiny chump, always a whiny chump.",He will whine about white girls not giving him attention +Zee News reporter says he's been asked to resign after his question to Khattar went viral,Freedom of Press +"If someone only got their information from Reddit, what would they think are the biggest problems in the world?",People that hate Jennifer Hudson. +You're telling me that gif isn't cringey?,"Not if it's scripted, don't you think?" +No!,Cover me! +"For the first time since 31st July, Republicans are favourites to have control of the senate after this election according to the FiveThirtyEight model. Democrats had over a 70% chance of taking control a little over a week ago. What do people think has caused this sudden late swing? Is it due to the letter from Comey about Hillary's emails or just Republicans coming home?",I believe the damage to the Senate and House races is the permanent damage of the leak. +The person you're replying to very much super obviously knows that.,Enough of this quixotic quibbling! +What's the story on that?,"Reddit tried to figure out who the boston bomber was, fucked up, and drove a dude to suicide." +Is it that Cubs player with the weird name?,Matt Szczur +What's a compliment that is actually an insult?,I didn't expect you to do such a great job. +What objects are seldom used for their intended purpose?,Cucumbers. +what if both ppl know about not breaking the handshake is it a forever handshake,That would make masturbation hard. +Well that made this solo pretty easy,Lol +"Dirk would have won more rings if he was a Rocket, just saying",Dirk wouldn't have even won 1 ring on Houston +I used the Self Control app and I think it's free,it's mac only +How to play smoke,"you film in portrait, have a downvote" +"What?, I don't understand what you are trying to say, at least when you are playing against strat roulette you actually are getting shot at",I mean if you play against a team stratrouletting you will win without even having to try hard. +"10 runs no tome, who is the drop rate?",i heard in japan it was like 20 something percent? +Is UNC gonna finish with just one 4/5-star in this class?,"It's likely, just thank god for Felton" +This is true I'm trying to think of any personal accounts that have been negative of her and have only heard positive first hand accounts.,Well that's obviously because she had all her haters and liabilities killed. +"See, asking the religious side of the GOP to back Trump is asking for a horrible act of hypocrisy. Trump treats marriage like it's a joke, never keeps his word on anything, and has lived the life of an amoral dilletent. Now compare Clinton on marriage alone. She was humiliated by an adulterous husband in the most public manner possible and yet she stuck to her marriage vows. Yet, for the religious right, that counts for nothing and they'll embrace a man with no moral integrity? Hypocrisy! He's not the prodigal son. He has no intention of conforming to a moral life.",That bitch! +Unreasonable? We're doing it right now.,I'm sure it'll be fine when Trump gets into the WH. +"Well, not 100%, I often get mails mistakenly marked as phishing.",That's literally my point. +"Well I'm glad this could be a learning lesson because I, along with many others, went voluntarily :)","No, no, no, you're obviously a shill" +"Curious, have you ever actually eaten a salty bagel?",New Yorker Here No. +Police: Shots fired at home for having a Trump sign up,It's our fault for being so violent. +"Even the cheapest porsche can slap the shit out of any of the s550s in a straight, although the cheapest porsche is still 30k more than a gt350r..",L.O.L. +Waht?,I think this calls for a Hank Hill hhwhat? +Need helping naming beers for my wedding! Or wedding gifts are bottles of beer. I have a lager and a coffee stout that I need to come up with names for. I have done plenty of googling and now I'm resorting to y'all. Below are beer and names we've already decided on: - White vail ale - American pale ale - Something Blue - Blueberry wheat - For richer or for poorer Porter- vanilla bourbon Peter - Nice day for a wit wedding - wit,What kind of lager? +R/tailplug,dont forget r/cat_girls +"Fuck you, I care and upvoted it.",sorry. +"Yeah - No Joke - Today Trump Said today We've seen this first hand in the wikileaks documents, in which Hilary Clinton meets in secret with international banks, to plot the destruction of U.S. sovereignty in order to enrich these global interests powers, her special interest friends, and her donors. Make no mistake - this is Antisemitism. This is a replay of centuries old nonsense about Jews trying to run the world with Secret Banks. This is terrifying.",He said nothing about jews +"I can't wait for election Tuesday. No matter who wins, there's going to be so many pissed off people.",It will be a beautiful day for this sub. +"Why not? MCUpdater has made it easy to have a custom modpack for servers since before FTB was a thing, and now Curse lets anyone make modpacks that anyone else can download.",That requires me to host it or find someone to host it and have friends who would play it +"Hillary is a rape and sexual assault enabler. Trump should do well, since the people accusing him are all paid shills",lol sure. +"I'm behind on the times regarding Public Schools, what are vouchers and how do they affect funding? It's my understanding that conservatives want to get rid of unions so failing teachers can be reprimanded and such, but I have no idea what a voucher is.","It allows people to take the per pupil funding to go to a private or religious school, and take that money out of public schools." +I'm sure they write off all the video games as AGI training or something to justify their character traits.,"Gotta camp them INT points though, GPA be damned!" +threw my playstation in the garbage...,At least try next time. +TIL that the building on the first Grand Theft Auto's cover is Trump Tower.,Grand theft auto must disavow! +What the hell is that,French troops (they're not in BF1 so I'm guessing they're a minor faction?!) +Yup. Too many people think that we centipedes all of a sudden love Comey. This is bullshit. We still hate him. I will hate him forever for not putting Hilary in handcuffs in July. Doesn't matter if he arrests her and everyone associated with her tomorrow and they all get life sentences. He is still a piece of lying shit.,Michael Savage does a good job explaining ALL of Comeys many conflicts of interest on Friday's podcast. +Except they're completely lacking in a whole shitton of vitamins and minerals. Not to mention 11 month olds can barely fucking chew.,Better than a dead kid though +Nope. Watching porn meant that you were so pathetic you couldn't get dick,I'm a guy so porno mags were gold +And how do you get that laser? Money!,Checkmate +Skadoodle VAC shot,nutty shot from shroud +If She keeps beating him like a red-headed step child i dare say he's gonna get sick of it soon enough.,At least you can change your account name. +"I think I could fuck this Young Republican, should I? He's hot as fuck, he said to me (I am openly gay and uber liberal) that he isnt against gay marriage and got this feeling like that feeling you get before someone wants you to kiss them, but his fucking sister came in. I want to give him the dick, he's so fuckable, I could throw him about like a rag doll.","Sure, why not?" +"Depends where you live, but this winter will be almost certainly significantly colder and snowier than last winter for most of the US. That has a lot to do with the fact that last winter was so incredibly warm, but also a lot of factors are coming together that may make this coming winter colder than average for the central and northeastern US. We are heading to a cool/neutral ENSO and solar radiance is rapidly diminishing, which both typically cause colder and wetter winters for much of the populated US.",This would make me so happy. +{Attack on Turret},GET OUT +Bryant and Trout are the obvious choices. One underrated option could be Nolan Arenado. Relatively young and dude puts up monster numbers and is a plus defender,His defensive numbers were not as great as usual this season. +Who decides what the intentions are? This seems like something that is prone to corruption.,I'm 100% sure artificial aiming is selling hacks for testing purposes +No I don't give a shit about the kid and just hope I don't have to play with him im just using extreme examples to play off of everyone elses extreme examples,What extreme examples are you trying to compare to? +I'm sorry.... (I never quit though... just the lane),In my games the enemy Riven loses 0-5 against me and rages her team. +"Deport them to New York or LA, considering how badly they want to be African American gangstas",Yes that's how deporting works. +Wow. That's what my Missouri relatives used to say about Jayhawks.,Go Tigers! +.,Is that Kevin Shields +Hi Evan,Hey bud +ALSO! BACK TO 0.500!,Next up 50/50 for GF/GA +I wonder what the pizza tastes like?,bekfest +People actually like Dak's personality though.,What's wrong with Wilson's personality? +Yuuuuup... I'll be there around 10,Noice +[](#s Who is Rem?),Brutal +"These probably won't sell for any more than $150 tbh, let alone a newish iPad. Better off selling for straight cash or an older iPad.",He'd honestly be hard-pressed to get $100. +How to calculate the surface area of a sphere,Step 0: learn integral calculus +Got mine yesterday.,Mines on on the fridge +"Does Nemesis Really Need 2 Slows And a Double Dash? I understand that her ult is getting nerfed with the increased cooldown at early levels but man does she really need to have a double dash and 2 slows? It just feels that if nemesis ults you and you don't have sprint or an escape theres nothing you can do. I mean what even is the counter to a god with 2 dashes, 2 slows, an ult that steals protections and thorns, meditation, and sanctuary all in one ability....","That double dash has significantly reduced range compared to other movement skills, so it practically adds up to a normal dash when going in a straight line." +The Real meaning behind PacMan.,That Atari logo should be a Namco logo. +"Just remember no matter how hot she is, somewhere out there is a guy who's sick and tired of putting up with her shit.",One is reminded of Aesop's fable about the fox and the grapes. +What is your favorite fruit?,"That's a really difficult question...there's just so many to choose from... Stephen Fry, Graham Norton, George Takei..." +Just realized an FC on big black is 1337.,highscore game over too +Only safe place is the vault and pet yard.,You'll never know if all those worthless abandoned pets will decide to turn on you +Boats at Mindarie Marina,Love the pic .. really makes you realize how underrated mindarie is +Having anyone other than Gustavo do the score would be a mistake. TLOU was obviously a GREAT game but the music just completely pushed it over the edge for me. It was IMO one of the best parts of the game.,The music is easily 1/3 of the game +TIL that there is only one pig in Afghanistan,I wonder why that is. +"If you want esports to be taken seriously... you don't need huge ass prize pools. You need people who act PROFESSIONALLY in the scene. Guys who want CONTRACTS and don't act like it is just a game. It is your fucking JOB, get a CONTRACT, get a LAWYER. Most of the players who got fucked by their org is those guys who act like fucking children who don't know shit about real life. They just wanna play and get money. If you are too lazy to read your contract and get one, maybe you shouldn't be a professional Dota/CS/whatever player.",Ya like people in traditional sports are like saints who never fuck up. +"but, like, work sucks man","can confirm, am work, does suck." +Villagers show up at Rahul baba's Khaat sabha in UP; Leave with all 2000 cots laid out for them.,"Khatiya par charcha, badh gaya kharcha" +Because I'm sad that we haven't gotten a sequel to Metroid: Fusion.,"Yo dawg, I'ma let metroid prime finish, but other M was the best game in history." +Can't get pregnant twice.,Then how come I have a sister? +"That episode in particular had little to no technology involved, just a man coercing the pm to fuck a pig",That whole scenario was *only* possible because of technology +"What was your Holy shit, why didn't I start doing this sooner?",Sticking a finger up my arse while having a wank +"So uh, who plays Dota here in California?",Me! +Who do they hire for Flaherty's job?,I hear Patrick Roy is unemployed +There can be scope shake/away for all,"Yea, adding more rng in this game is a great idea" +"I started playing Half Life 2 a week ago, it's pretty cool.",Even on the original xbox it was GOOD. +I keep reading all these in the Dalek voice,"Thanks, I can't hear it in Microsoft Sams voice anymore!" +"I do learn things from it, mainly how fast our society is falling.","Ah, sociology studies, what a wonderful channel that must be!" +MST extravaganza.,MST_REPLY_1 +you are a different person,Well after six years you would be too +At least they aren't permanently locking game changing equipment behind a pay wall. I like their current model over games like WoT. Could you imagine MC-only UACs with built-in 50% jam reduction quirk? MC Ammo with double the bullets per ton? That's what pay to win actually looks like.,"Yup, considering the amount of 'Premium' content in the game, it's shockingly p2w free." +Can't really have a rivalry when both teams suck. Seattle won't support their team (again) so no worthwhile players will go there and OKC is destined to suck because they got Seattle's shit ass owners.,Pretty ballsy statement for the guy with no flair +Pfff... only 900?,It''s not like I can two hit someone with one massive almost unmissable AOE with a 10 second cooldown +they're not bad and always on 1+1 offer but they're definitely better ones out there. there was one wafers brand where it was small wafer cubes in a pouch and they're really good. will link them if I see them on amazon,pikwik? +"Este es come gato, literal.","Esos son los chinos, racista." +"He's head of story at Lucasfilm. He's kind of like what George Lucas used to be, but with more knowledge over more power.",Head of the Story Group is actually Kiri Hart; Pablo's just the most vocal and approachable member of the group. +Girls eat cheetos too,What is this world coming to. +My first fight is Dec 5 and I can't think of a good nickname.,Sexual chocolate. +Fuck you Europe for making me pay to take a shit!,Well otherwise people will sleep there or do drugs or something. +"Will Tesla eventually allow people to re-skin their car's UI? Was thinking of how incredibly cool it would be to re-skin my Tesla's UI so that the charge meter would look like an old analog ammeter, or turn the power usage graph into a Vectrex-like vector display. Nixie tube speedo? Not looking to load up the onboard infotainment system with all kinds of stupid apps or daemons, but just something that lets you customize the otherwise minimalist interior.",OP is asking the important questions! +"The frontpage of this r/GlobalOffensive is disturbing A little background and information about myself. I am a fan of CS and other shooters. I have played many shooters in my time. From Black Hawk Down, to Socom, to Gears of War, to COD, to Rainbow Six, to Halo and now I'm on Counter Strike. I feel like CS:GO has an excellent base and things could be fixed if the developers paid more attention. My point for this thread is that the front page of this reddit, easily, 5/7 days a week has more csgo'd clips than actual sick clips. It's pretty remarkable that the company could care less about this. I'm not trying to rant or change pistols(even though they're overpowered), I would like just simple things be fixed like hitreg, certain commands be enabled for less resource-hogging(for less fortunate players), less variables come into play when fighting 1v1(random dinks from tec9 or the movement of head when falling from a jump or ledge). I can't think of any developer who is this in touch in their community that would not listen to the true fans of the game and the sport of CS:GO. I'm prepared for the bullshit trolls to post, but in all seriousness, why is this not a real problem?",Download RES to your browser and filter out posts that have csgo'd in the name. +"Up and running! Hey everyone, the Guardian Codex sub is up and running! It's a work in progress but we'll get there. As of now feel free to post away! We'll get things going as time goes on!",Thanks for starting the sub! +Can local videos on iPhone be streamed to Chromecast? Is there an app to do this? I saw VLC had announced Chromecast support for their iOS app but the latest version doesn't seem to support it.,If you use the Google Photos app on iOS you can cast :) +AT THE START OF THE SEASON I DECIDED TO RANK UP ONLY USING AZIR AHAHAHAH FUCK MY LIFE,"I ACTUALLY MANAGED TO DO THIS, STILL HAVE A 60% WINRATE ON HIM ACROSS ~250 GAMES THE CATCH IS IM A GARBAGE SILVER PLAYER" +"You can't even type Ess emm heych right Napple, honestly deactivate mate",smh +Someone requested me to dab in the costume then I did. ;^),Leaked Fright dome picture +"What military base are you talking about? Are you talking about The Glow, because that's really far south?",You know what base I'm talking about the one with all the cool guns and stuff can't miss it with like no enemies at all +What's something that's difficult for you to do but seems easy for other people?,Saying something stupid. +I mean by the system. Doubt League is going to still exist 800 years later.,But... what about the Urgot rework ;~; +Evolving!,"What they're not showing is everyone else has been let go, and he now does their jobs also." +This is Snooze doing what he does best.,Does he share his bed with you? +"I have a Macbook Pro for work, and if someone offered to help me ascend I'd do my best to never speak to them again in the future, because that's just super weird and awkward. The price of a Macbook is stupid and the hardware selection is always outdated for a year, but the company paid for it, so I don't really give a shit about the cost. I mostly boot into Debian on it, but have OS X and Windows on it to. I got it mostly because I hadn't dabbled with OS X in years and work would pay for it, so why not. I am also stuck with this laptop for 3 or 4 years, so I figured I'd get one that has a touchpad that will last that long. I've had HP, Dell, and Asus laptops, and their touchpads always seem to go to shit after a while. The display is also fantastic, which makes it less strain on the eyes for something that I have to stare at all day long. So with all that said, I don't regret having a Macbook at my disposal. I have my main gaming rig at home for my regular gaming. For a travel PC with a great keyboard, touchpad, and display, one could do far worse than get a Macbook if it's on someone else's dime. I'd never but one with my own hard earned cash though.","It's not awkward if you know how to be social, and this was his only pc while you have another gaming one" +"intel processor free games so my friend is buying a new pc(prebuilt cuz none of us know how to make/dont want to) and in the site he is buying it from there is an ad showing he gets 1 free game(from a selection of 3) when he buys a intel proccesor i5 and higher, and i bought my pc on a different site which didnt have this ad(bought mine about 1-2 months ago) and i was wondering if the site i bought it from used the code for themselves or can i get it myself somehow. ty",Lol? +I am getting a used cup and I wont to know if all fans work with all kinds of cpus?,"By fan I'm guessing you mean heatsink, and all heatsinks fit all cpus, but you'll need to check if it fits your motherboard And that typo in the title is hilarious" +It is brand new 0.0,weird +Why,Because it has been born and exists independently of its mother. +"This must be the 10th ou 20th repost of this website, could we stop at one point?",After everyone unanimously agrees that EU is literally Jesus. +"Ha, I'm like 7 or 8million something. Way ahead of you.",I voted September 28! +Tromba d'aria a Ladispoli e Cesano: due morti e decine di feriti,Maledette unioni civili +Sure what world?,world 64 rs name pancake23432 +That's a big plant...,Literally unplayable. +Zandvoort is not happening. My list of tracks I would love to see in F1(in no particular order): - Watkins Glen - Bathurst - Laguna Seca - Imola - Brands Hatch - Turkey (not happening sadly) - Nurburgring - Oschersleben - Donington Park,"So basically we rename it to Formula A, and just play pcars." +I dropped a socket in an ancient fork lift the other day. I felt like I was doomed.,You would be if it tagged one of those giant battery posts and made an arc. +Imperial Stormtroopers receive the finest training in the Galaxy. It is you who is a poor student.,"Well then all my infantry division mates are poor students too, seeing as I'm the best in the 501st." +When you complain about something and they come back with oh thays nothing because this is what happened to ME,"You think that's dislikable, hear about THIS person." +Hai provato Google Opinion Rewards? Per avere credito sul play store.,Ora che maturi un credito spendibile sei vecchio... +He was joking. He meant that white lives are the only ones that matter hence there is no need for the too.,Men? +because thats the character she played,Nowkiss.jpeg +"Holy shit, I literally picked up a laptop and have been fighting this for almost a week now. Going back and forth between distros and desktop environments. PITA!","Don't worry, MATE distros to the rescue!" +Fun With Flags?,I'd like to think Sheldon was inspired by roman. +This is one of the most censored and controlled subreddits right now. Anything that even looks like an anti-Clinton post is removed.,But I thought rediit just hated Trump so much. +I play video games to get away from real life and it's the only time I feel any real sense of accomplishment. Anyway how do I not get angry at myself after losing a few games in a row,I've also found some calmness in r/worldbuilding. +"Not sure, but apparently small enough so that in literature, when they say that mice mated at midnight, how they know is by closing the lights at 8pm. Apparently it's the consensus on how to do it.","Having worked on the circadian expression of mitochondrial proteins in mice, I can confirm that mice run like little Swiss coucou clocks..." +woah what the hell,Same reaction I had yesterday in another thread when I realized it hah. +Bij mijn vorige sportstudio moest ik tenminste 3 maanden voor het aflopen van mijn contract opzeggen want anders werd het stilzwijgend verlengd. Ik was 2 weken te laat dus zat er toen nog een jaar aan vast.,"Dat mag tegenwoordig niet meer, mijn contract had na 1 jaar een opzegtermijn van een maand" +How did you go about training yourself? What are the first few steps someone should do if they also want to train themselves aerokinesis or telekinesis? Thank you.,One should forget all about it and practice the four foundations of mindfulness. +If you want to be salty.... my Kahles 624i is actually on a small frame AR,My rifles except my hunting 22 are scopeless because I was desperate for cash. +At least they make the DLC weapons not as viable. If they were as good as they were in their original games there would be even more of a shitstorm in the community regarding supply drops haha,I think the peacekeeper is still pretty viable. +Whats different? Anything league related is a sausagefest of guys,As opposed to a sausage fest of girls? +I feel guilty and I wasn't even there :(,Not guilty enough to not eat though +Baskets full of pussies.,pussies full of deplorables to grab? +"Your in charge of Tony Stewart's Homestead Paint Scheme, you can use any scheme that Tony has ever ran in the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series - what scheme will you use?",The classic Rush Truck Centers scheme of 2016 +Hurricane Matthew will make the hardest impact in Florida since Dale Earnhardt in 2001.,Too soon +It's also funny when those people talk about deporting anchor babies when it says in the 14th amendment if you're born in the US you are an American citizen.,"Just deport the parents, duh." +Only. My insurance just tripled on Friday.,"mine too, but it'll be back down in a few months ;-)" +"New to the NBA- Why should I support your team? From England, new to American sport and the culture really grabs me, spend myself staying up late watching most nights so now gonna look at supporting a team... leaning towards Toronto just because I enjoy watching DeRozan but after seeing them a few times no one else has stood out... Ultimately why should I support your team?",Sixteen reasons +Po-ta-to? Never heard of it.,M E T A E T A +Good memories... ... Yeah... It's funny enough... But I mean... that's walking regret right there.,From what i heard it was a coverup of an actual regret +"I'm not a slow reader, nor am I a fast reader. I read precisely the speed I mean to.",You get me. +The Volvo of motorcycles hmm..,"Pre 2000 volvos maybe, once Ford got in charge of Volvo that reputation ended lol" +Thunder Bay is one of the coolest city names ever.,"Been there, it's fun." +What they said. EVGA 1070 FTW,You can see the R9 390 in the case +Goofus woke af,Why's it look like Gallant is passing a doob in the last picture? +"All these new vehicles, and the wehraboos still cry. Sad.",Who's crying? +"Futurama! That's a good episode, too.",Actually it's from the movie Benders Big Game +"Don't try to hop on the circlejerk now. Once a bootlicker, always a bootlicker. I want to be a cop so I can work in IA. Weed out the cops who go around shooting black men with impunity. Take back these streets from the VIOLENT OCCUPYING TERRORIST ORGANIZATION CALLED SMALL TOWN POLICE DEPARTMENT.",You do this too well. +Karma with heatwave,Karma had clutch heatwaves consistently throughout the year. +SALT THREAD - October 27,Page loaded at 11 and the Astro was sold out suspect +What would be the best legendary mod be to have on a Fat Man? I'm torn between two-shot and defiant.,Two shot. +"Bro, I'm a black liberal who said for months that even if Trump was a KKK loving racist I'd still vote for him over Hillary entirely because they shouldn't have chosen Hillary over Sanders. It doesn't matter what Trump is or isn't, what matters is that Democrats failed to support the right candidate, and they need to be punished severely for it and learn their lesson. I'm very happy they've lost all majority control in Washington, because Sanders would have given them complete control in Washington and they completely blew it. Let's hope they're smart in 2020 and support progressives like Elizabeth Warren and Tulsi Gabbard.","Once again, I'm not saying you're wrong." +That short tunnel was the best part of my commute back when I rode through there.,"It is fun when there are no cars, its just a little tight when its rush hour." +"Agility isn't a power that originates from the Void, it's just a human being more agile. Pretty reasonable that it's not disabled",You think its reasonable to be able to jump then while still in the air jump again without help from the Void? +I have a whole fridge full of food and I keep opening and closing the door hoping a cake with magically appear.,A cake that looks and tastes like a cake but has NO calories... and magically replenishes itself after you cut a slice. +Should it hit or not ?,yes lmao +I recently tagged you as weekly thread fiend because you are highly active in the Rec Tuesday and FTF threads.,<3 +My friend said she saw him too! Sending her this,Thought you said sending her tits +"The U.S. Put at Least 67,000 People in Solitary Confinement Last Year",torture +"They wouldn't be exactly the same, but we need our parties to come together right now. We need a party that tries to reach the whole US. Not just red states or blue states.",So what would you suggest republicans change In policy to appeal to bigger cities? +Legendary Items with Hidden Abilities? Druid legendary boots Essence of Infusion have hidden ability where casting healing touch reduces Swiftmends cooldown by 3 seconds. I can't find information about this anywhere else nor have heard of any other legendary hidden abilities.,I still don't think casing healing touch to be worth with that effect +Visualized Tiers and Ranks - Week 1,.5 ppr Flex still showing week 17 for anyone else? +"Goddaughter: Janet Reno, first female US attorney general, epicenter of some Clinton administration storms, has died",Did she have information that could lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton? +At least we know we won't go to war with them then!,you forgot +No I'm here. My title flair says it all.,"You're doing a real great job there, buddy." +"Girl wants my sausage but friend likes her Alright guys, so this pretty hot girl is really bad, and she currently has a sort of thing with my friend, and she's talking with him and sent him nudes a while ago, but now they flirt when they hang but we talk and it seems that shes not as interested in him as she is in me. She's constantly telling me how hot i am and how she's gonna date me and even sent me a snap of two people kissing and telling me this could be us. I'm conflicted. Hell no I'm gonna date this girl because it's obvious she is a flirt, but I kinda want to smash. Then again, my friend really likes her and I don't wanna do my boy like that, even if she's not really as interested anymore. Should I wait until whatever they have fades or what?",Don't do it you will regret it +"If you're a lore type guy, then play DS1 and go back to DS3. People say DS2 has a whole different story.","Dark Souls 2 has its connections with the others, but it plays like a reboot." +"Post-election, Trump closes companies tied to Saudi Arabia",Only some of them. +Yyyyyyyeess ?,Innocent Pirate Kitteh is innocent! +I got an email earlier this week saying they were having one.,Whut? +The hatch act specifically exempts politicians. Otherwise how would you run for reelection? Trumplets have no idea what they're talking about.,"But it feels like it does, and that's all that matters." +"Obviously you're not a golfer, dude.",Nope +I don't like either of them but I just can't get over how a presidential candidate doesn't believe in global warming.,I think he does believe and he is playing stupid. +Platinum Mike Perry on Instagram: A look into the future #PlatinumChamp,Whoever photoshopped the body is incredible +Most of the world is pro Trump. These foreigners you speak of are either Saudis or Mexicans.,"There are quite a few cucks who just watch TV unfortunately, the media worldwide (it's all the same zionist owners) hate Trump." +I guess dad is in the other ark that either is lost and we have to find it or crashes and maybe we have to search for survivors.,"Also an option, Gameinformer did talk somewhere about there being some mystery around the Ryder family." +"No, you're right. Obama was, in fact, not President on 9/11.",He hadn't come over from Kenya yet. +"That's not true. In case of a tie, or simply no voter turn out, the candidates are slathered in honey and tossed into a pit to fight a hungry bear. Whoever is left standing becomes president, even if it's the bear.","God blessed America, truly." +Pussy destroyer,pussy destroyer pussy de - stro - yer +"What do you do with one-pound dumbbells? I have a couple sitting around my house, and they're literally so light I can't imagine much purpose for them... At the gym, what do you guys use these for?",tape them to a barbell to progressively overload OHP balance them on your nose juggle them shadow box use them as a door stop +"laughed so much, i forgot to report him","You should be in school, you spell like a hamburger." +What would be a somewhat funny name for a female snail? Shelly.,Sandra Cargo. +*Clears throat*,From your generation.. +Someone please tell me I am not the only one who does this!,I've tried to reload Reinhardt's hammer too. +"What are you smoking? DA:I and ME3 are both incredibly good games. Compared to the previous titles they were not as good, sure, but lets not think for a second they were mediocre...",I think you dropped your +Premarital Relationship Ch 18,Tatewaki Kuno joins the race. +"HTML5 is native content, it requires no plugins. What makes you think you're playing HTML5 rather than flash?","Well, I don't have flash installed." +"New Pop ethics mechanics in the future, ethics divergence going away","Just to clarify, Martin also tweeted saying that anything he is prototyping would be in 1.5 at the soonest, and may not make it in at all." +Remember when they used the Tupac hologram technology to make a hologram of Ronald Reagan and brought him out at a convention?,"I'm still waiting for them to use old 1939 technology and make Ronald Reagan's head float above a flaming throne, like the all powerful Wizard of Oz." +"That's 4 straight debates without a single question on climate change. Good job, everyone.","What we do already know is that only one candidate actually believes in climate change, and is at least a little likely to one day act on that belief." +"Light off-roading trails I was curious if there were any light trails to take my wrangler? Its stocked so don't want to go crazy, but would love to take my jeep through woods or a small creek.",Uwharrie has a mix of trails. +"He can drive to a park and ride and take a bus in if he's N/W/E, or take the T if he's in the south. &nbsp; Alot of the complaints about traffic downtown tie into I just don't want to ride public transportation. Well, if you don't want to take the convenient way out, fuck you, enjoy sitting in traffic all day. You signed up for it.",there's something funny about the guy in a car complaining about traffic. +I just hope the weakest region stops getting the most invites.,He means EU guys Kappa +"once we become emperor, that's it story wise. there cant be anymore story. we've done it, we've beaten the big bad, sat in his throne, the never ending story has ended. we have met our fate and won. this must be the end of the old republic",That is until valkorian reveals the third empire he's had hiding beyond the known galaxy ! +"A growing pot I don't like to post ideas because pie-in-the-sky dreaming pointless. But I like this one. So many boardgames have this. And it's so simple. Each gym should have a growing pot of rewards. Probably stardust and items or coins. It grows at the rate equal to how many mons are in it. The pot grows daily until the gym changes hands. When it does, the pot is rewarded to every player who's attacked the gym in the last hour or so. Maybe split evenly, or proportional to the prestige knocked out, or just flat. Whatever. In this way, the looming growing pot will encourage people to go out and take gyms, and while gyms are rewarding defenders, they'll reward attackers for taking them out. Every gym will eventually get so tasty that players will want to organise and take them out. This still allows for defenders to sit a while as taking a gym out early is less rewarding, but still incentivises offensives. ORGANISED offensives. Mmmmmm :)",Would have been a better update. +Comments like this can really Manganese pun threads. ^Mangle ^these ^if^you^didn't^get^it^:P,You're gonna have to dig deeper than that. +Which article? Link?,Answer the question. +I thought it was gonna be someone else,"Agreed, it was an ace of a joke on OP's part." +hair has nothing do with gender lmao,"not only does hair have nothing to do with gender, hair has nothing to do with *anything*, and yet here we have a thread full of people expressing their weirdly intense opinions about the strands of organic material coming out of the top of this guy's head like their opinions are absolute laws of aesthetics and not arbitrary stances that naturally evolve and change over time." +Royal Marine Commandos wedge themselves on the outside of British AH-64 Apaches in a daring attempt to rescue fallen comrade Lance Corporal Mathew Ford. (486x381),This is next level badass. +Momma Raccoon and her Cubs returning to their nest in the tree,"For whatever reason, I initially read this as Momma Bear." +Oh yes this is circlebroke 2 where promoting worker owned means of production and suggesting we move away from capitalism means we defend gulags and agree Stalin did nothing wrong.,"He just said communism, not Stalin tho." +"Wasting money on the military doesn't make an empire, just a shitty budget. And it's more than the next 9 combined. Puppets also don't make an empire, countries directly under that government do.",It makes for a good army that can help keep the oil prices low. +I really want one for my jugged warrior,But warrior can't use a tome .-. +"I'm not an artist, but whenever I study at my university, I try to leave a little bit of MAGA art for the libs!",#Bigly! +"10, The words Southern Strategy",You are now banned from r/conservative +Red Sox in on Mitch Moreland,I approve of this +"If headbutts were allowed, Rory and his poor nose would be on a mean losing streak.",Isn't he already on a losing streak? +"In approximately 40 hours, Donald Trump will be declared a loser to the entire human race.",Still has more money/power/fame than all of us combined +which animal model does Blizz have left for season 4?,Elemental Treasure Goblin! +"I think America has been calling itself the, greatest country on Earth, for so long that it is nice to see some people realizing they have alot of work to do to live up to that title. I really hope this this election cycle will inspire some sort of positive change in the country","Maybe not the best, but when you find a perfect system you let us know." +"Lol no, voting for third party doesn't make you a privileged racist. But it certainly is essentially handing Trump the presidency. 3rd party is, IMHO, like not voting. If we KNOW FOR A FACT that it'll either be a Democrat or Republican, voting 3rd party is useless","If Hillary had won, would those same 3rd party voters have been considered handing the presidency to hillary" +Jake Tapper calls out Kellyanne Conway for false 'assassination attempt' claim,"She's right, if truth kills then it's a good thing assassination attempt." +It's times like these that make me glad I have an SSD.,"I have an STD, is that good?" +I took a bunch of my dead relatives with me. Put in 20+ votes for Hillary.,I thought only dead Lincoln's and Washington's liked Hillary. diff --git a/chunk79.csv b/chunk79.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..fdcf116a82cac1f1fe6db4e67a4cdaabf9fc8b46 --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk79.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1668 @@ +Input,Output +"Yeah, because you've never made a typo before.",But you *did* know to hyphenate between shitpost and scrub so props. +Mine just arrived on Friday. Have to vote in person and surrender it. :(,"You can just drop it off, it doesn't have to be surrendered." +that's worse,"Depends, was she hot?" +When you fappin it but Mr.Papa Johns shows up as the censorship. (Hentai Shitpost made by me),because when i go to my fapping subs i *totally* wanna see low quality unrelated shitposts +"Even though remasters aren't super popular on reddit, which remaster would you buy in a heartbeat? For me, it would be Fallout 3 and New Vegas. They are still a lot of fun to play, but are still buggy as hell, and 3 is a huge pain in the ass to run on modern systems. New Vegas is one of my favorite games of all time, but I probably quicksaved in that game more than in any other game for fear of crashes. I crashed around 8 times trying to complete the final mission. Bug fixes and a 64 bit launcher would be amazing. Another one is LA Noire. Very flawed, but I enjoyed it. If they got rid of the FPS cap, and fixed the atrocious pop in, I would buy it again. The 1950s Los Angeles Rockstar created is so good looking!",Most of the games I have played and are 10+ years old. +Two words : kids love minions and it makes them money,"Most of the people I know who obsess over Minions are adults, actually." +"Oh please, the Starbucks Batista with a beard and skinny jeans represents the majority of libraries, going up against farm boy Bob who has been shooting squirrels since he was 6 and stacking hay since he was 5???",It's funny that you would use those generalisations and assume that all leftists are liberals when in fact it would probably be mostly socialists and communists that would happily go up against fascists. +How far dragons have come in video games.,But are they 100% science based? +Charging a child that is not even a teenager yet while a woman that is nearly 18 goes scott free? How the fuck does anyone think this is oK/,Because he's a male so obviously he raped her by default +"Is the sudden burial of Marcos betrayal of public trust? As far as the current president is concerned, if he knew this was going down can he be charged for betrayal of public trust?",It's a surprise buttsex of Marcos and Dutz to the people. +Could we *not* call them ... *that?*,Could we *not* be so offended at everything little thing that we can't even ... *say a word that happens to rhyme with another word*? +"Bernie asking me to vote for Hillary is the only thing I've ever disagreed with him about. Can't do it, Won't do it. Jill 2016.",Would be nice. +What common sense thing should everyone know but doesn't?,That having more weapons doesn't mean more safety. +"Yeah, it's worth noting clearly that Grindelwald is unquestionably meant to be the wizarding equivalent of Hitler, and so the next two movies will almost certainly be based around his rise to power and eventual defeat by Dumbledore. This is very exciting news for a cinematic adaptation that can be wholly designed from the ground up to work on film.","Also, I'm hyped because the duel between the two of them when Dumbledore finally steps in is said to be the most amazing and spectacular duel in wizarding history!" +"If you haven't already, try base Lucic. He's been very solid for me.",I would never put any version of that scum bag on my team +What players had a great half season last year? Ie. Great first half and horrible second half of season,Mark Trumbo... stay away O's +People like the idea of voting for who they want to be president,"Yeah, what asshole" +Playing murlocs. Quest still 0/30?,This is because. +"so you replied! I bught his entire v=bibliography in hardcover for $10. KI've always enjoyed the mythos. so far I've read the beast in the cave, the alchemist, the tomb polaris, dagon, and beyond the wall of sleep. the only one I didn't like was polaris, do you think I should go through the book in order or do you have some stories i should go ahead and read",I think that's the wrong person you replied to. +"Where should we lay our eggs, sweetie? What about the evil snake pit of death? Great idea!",Natures equivalent of spawn killing +Because that is going to be someone else's lifetime and problem. Me and mine are loaded now!,They're sociopaths and honestly it's us or them. +Everything but that last sentence was kappa but you sounded like you needed clarification.,"Yea, ok then." +Bad shitpost. 0/10,As far as shitposts go i'd give this a perfect 5/7 +"That dose is close to nothing. When I was on concerta I was on 72 mg. When I was taking concerta, I was depressed and my social skills plummeted. On Adderall which is stonger and I'm slightly older now so 16 mg","Off of my work account, this is an experimental dose, i only was diagnosed a couple of months ago... i do notice a super shitty comedown, migraine, slight depression so im definitely switching next time i see my dr" +"Thanks, I think that's what I'm going to do.",Best of luck! +"MyTeam: TBT Packs are now bi-weekly, meaning it'll take 7 months for all teams to be released... Bit a joke really - think everyone was fully expecting them to be weekly but it seems a each week will alternate between a themed pack/TBT pack",Source? +"Damn dude, I'm a Penn State alum and I won't be mad if Penn State gets left out. Conference championships are important but they're not the only valid way to do it. The simple fact is that you cannot make a four team playoff bracket without leaving out a deserving team (I think there are seven teams with a very good argument for being included in the playoffs - the current top four, plus Michigan, Penn State, and WMU).","I hope you guys aren't disappointed if you end up in the Rose, it's still a huge honor to play there and a great time if you can make it." +You can't pay someone for their freetime...,Thats called work my friend +"OMG. I'm not even the screaming fangirl type. But *that* scene in Episode 7. Hot damn. You should look up some of the YouTube reaction videos. Every single person, man or woman, gay or straight, pretty much at least jaw-dropped then cheered. Fuck, this might be my OTP of all time or something.","I was so surprised by episode 7, I thought YOI was going to be like every other sports anime and just be queerbaiting the whole way through, It's nice to see LGBT representation in a show where the main focus isn't the relationship." +"I watched it for the first time on Halloween 2012. It was my first horror movie. I had almost no exposure to horror movie culture, so I didn't have that experience I often have while watching the classics these days, where what was probably terrifying when it came out is predictable and boring after seeing it done a million times (Rosemary's Baby was not worth the watch). I, too, watched most of it through my fingers. I didn't sleep for three days. It fucked me up. But I love horror movies now. It was a great introduction to the genre.",I watched the Boogieman when I was in the 6th grade and never watched another horror movie again. +VFW?,veterans - dont you know democrats hate them? +Vote for who you want omg found the Trump supporter!!1!,I LOVE Trump and am absolutely proud of it. +"Definitely, you didn't even have to ADS. You could just run around hip firing like Rambo and still 3 shot people with ease.",with the weird looking extended mag! +Why don't you talk to your once best friend anymore?,He tried to strangle another friend in an argument over whether PC or console was better for RPGs. +nope,"no hes right, they went to the Esports Arena in Santa Ana, i was there and they played it there." +heatwave crimson lightening with adds,Upvoted for good deal. +"Exactly, I saw that Gary Mac had 12,088 appearances and 14,529 goals. I reckon guys pretty close, but sometimes worth to double check.","*My Brittanica tells me its 14,531 goals*" +A Raiders-Cowboys Super Bowl? The NFL Can Dream. Fantastic article from Peter King.,This is the exact opposite of a dream matchup for me. +What's with this guy posting really late reviews?,"It's this sentiment that keeps reviewers beholden to game devs giving them early access, which only happens when they write positive reviews." +Fashion shops in St. Petersburg?,In Florida? +"Left my PS4 untouched for a few weeks, now it makes a buzz when I turn it on? I had left my PS4 sat under my TV on a shelf for a few weeks (possibly about a month) and it was not turned on once during this time, in fact I am not 100% sure it was even plugged in. However, I recently started to use it again and noticed that it makes a single buzz noise whenever I turn it on (whenever the tone plays), is this normal or is something wrong with the PS4? As I said, it had been untouched for weeks and nothing happened to it during this time. Thanks.",It's upset at you. +I wouldn't call this an open secret since the restrictions may not even exist. I've seen official MS videos where employees have clearly said there weren't restrictions on them and they can use whatever browser they want.,"Sorry, English is not my first language, and because I learnt English through exposure to many different cultures, I get things like colloquialisms and idioms a bit mixed up." +"SnD Round Timer on MWR Is 2:30 too long? or is 1:30 to short? Me and my friends think 1:30 would play much better, but whats everyone elses opinion of it?",2 would be great...time after plant should be 55 or 50 seconds since it's almost impossible to clutch after someone plants and you have to rotate to the other bomb site. +"Honestly, Pandas could have been great if they had been implemented with the slightest degree of skill. Instead they're one step up from saying ROOK AT MREE. MREE SO CHINEE! Plus the justification for some of them joining the Alliance, and some joining the Horde, was so stupid I would have laughed if I wasn't so fucking sad about how far the game had fallen.","Yeah I was hoping they would be a nomadic mystery race like what they were portrayed by with Chen Stormstout, they would be fierce fighting adventurers, instead they turned into cartoon memes." +Hillary literally went THINK OF THE CHILDREN Is she just satire at this point?,Its a dark comedy that just keeps getting more pessimistic. +What is a complete NO-NO at a wedding?,Apparently eating the cake before the event is frowned upon. +"Honestly, probably that I was over dramatic and bitchy. I had a control problem until later in college. I wanted to make all the rules in the relationship. I didn't realize how destructive that was until later. I figured it out eventually, better late than never. Now I'm in a great marriage with someone who taught me emotional balance. It's neat.","So you know your place now, in the kitchen!" +Making Ramen Noodles,Source? +"there's heaps of faggots that support that rotting war-monger on this sub. Don't be so judgmental, Louie.","look you all suck, after seeing how awful you all were in the comments of the Sam Bee thread its clear you all need a reality check You all must be listening to too much of that conversative jack ass colin quinn" +Please tell me he doesn't cook anymore after that,Sadly Magical Potato 7: Hamburger Massacre is in the works +You must defeat your 12 year old self in a game of their choosing. What game is it and how do you beat them?,"12 year old me is a jerk, he'd have chosen mario kart" +There are states where battery knives are illegal? They are totally impractical for assault so that's dumb.,It makes assault and battery a hell of a lot easier though. +Too many students is a problem in my opinion,TIME TO TEACH ABSTINCE-ONLY +It. It was. It was sarcasm,It was. +One turn away from my first career win then this bS happens,"I don't see the BS, to me this is a perfect finish :P" +AT&T's internet-only DirecTV service launches in November,What happens if I drop U-verse TV and sign up for it? +What is the added benefit to having a mic there?,Noise cancellation +You never heard of the cash shop item artisan memory right?,You can also get it with Loyalty. +THEORY: The Dems are pulling out all stops to retract the election because they know once Trump is in office many of them are going to jail.,I believe that many will face the firing squad after being convicted of high treason. +I am also a welder and noone says that.,Who is 'noone? +Optimism From Hillary Clinton and Darkness From Donald Trump at Campaign's End,It's been the theme of the year. +"Public and private opinion. I think Hillary explained it once, when she thought no one was looking.",it was actually Abe Lincoln's fault +It takes 90 min to fully charge my 6s Plus from 0%. That's longer than on other Android phones,Most Android phones have way more battery capacity +I love the dog in the window,You've got a nice pooch +That last call was bullshit but fuck you Vance Bedford. You can't put a decent fucking defense together. There was a reason you got fucking fired from Okie State. Get the fuck out of Austin,Bedford's head is gonna be on a pike before Tuesday +Getting completely naked in the parking lot,Still has shoes on. +edgy,How does that hair even work +How do you create a build? Not sure where to start. Are there any guides on the subject?,Do the opposite of LNB's builds. +He's incredibly supportive of our Justice system This guy is amazing. Such selflessness.,"I am the LAW AND ORDER candidate, believe me!" +Nice flair there.,but his name fks it up +Orange is the new (Kodak) Black,Did Kodak eat his cell mate? +What is our creed? Hopefully something in Latin to use as a sick desktop background,It depends +People who think Zenia doesn't suck...,Normal attack buffer and a spark damage buffer; A Niche combination I actually like for my sample squad. +"**Missing persons report** Name: Jack Darling DOB: 13/06/1992 Height: 191cm Last seen: Adelaide Oval, round 23 v the Crows",Better add a few more players to that list. +"You might be right. It will come down to Nevada, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Florida, Virginia, Maine, New Hampshire, Arizona, Michigan. What might be Trumps saving grace is that these places are more likely to be socially liberal so they might not be as inclined to shift their vote away based on the video. We shall see though.","Perhaps, but they may also be turned away by Trump's extremely conservative VP" +What is a free pc game that everyone should get?,Dota 2 +FNAF World Trailer (Added Springtrap Edit) (Sorry For Bad Textures),Scott material right here. +"Rather protesting and trying propose laws and regulations, all those climate change people should find ways to incentivize environmental conservation and make it profitable. Rather than try to regulate the free market, why not use it to your advantage? If being environmentally friendly suddenly became more profitable companies would have no choice but to do it.",It's difficult to do in many areas because political cucks give precedence to fossil fuel conglomerates. +"No no no that's flying in a sense of flying in an aeroplane, not scared of flying yourself, are you? With like, with your flappin' your legs - Lewis Brindley, 2016",i actually spat tea when he said not flappin' your legs +Probably the only positive outcome is that Otto looked good and we may see a gif of Wall on r/nba for breaking the record,"r/nba doesn't even give a fuck about Wall in general, doubt they would care about this." +Coulda meant 7 months ago instead of years?,There's no room for logic here. +MRW this girl says men can drive drunk because they're better drivers than women anyway.,Yea cause men driving drunk on the road has never gotten anybody killed..... +a sub about teasing?,r/teaseanddenial r/teasemepleaseme +Damn... I knew Justin was an idiot... I was just hoping he was too dumb to be corrupt.,He's hot so must be trustworthy. +This is what liberals actually believe,"the chances of dying from climate change are small, we should ignore it then right?" +"So true. I think it's ridiculous that they left it in knowing that it didn't work. I mean people are trying to solve a puzzle which probably isn't solvable because it's just broken. It's a bit like the jetpack mystery in GTA 5. Everyone is trying to fit all the clues together and solve the mystery, all the while there is no jetpack to be found. Only difference is GTA 5 is a great game, as of No Man's Sky.. well we all know what our opinion about that game is.","Although with the gta 5 mystery, it actually does get parts added to it within each update." +"Speaking of that, Sombra flair when?",We already had those 3 days of everyone being Sombra pls no +Not sure if vocaloids content is appropriate for this sub?,Plus its a Chinese instrument on a Japanese animation sub what's that about? +What's something good that happened today?,had a good time hanging out with my friends after class +How many juniors here have no idea what they want to study in college? I know there's still some time left to figure this out but what the fuck I think about it everyday and everytime i just get more worried because it's too much pressure knowing I'll do that for the rest of my life.,"I'm graduated and I havent quite decided yet, still debating if I want to major in Neuroscience or Computer Science" +Can't remember where I read it but gold was picked because nevada is the largest producer of gold in the us,But it's the Silver State so wouldn't the Silver Knights make more sense? +What In The Heck Is This Animal? Rescuer Nurses Strange Creature Back To Health | It's a Squirrel.,Damn my curiosity because I wanted to see what a hairless squirrel looked like. +is anyone willing to help me get Thok the Bloodthirsty as a hunter pet on Wildhammer?,"You don't need a group just a second person, you could also just make your own group in game and I'm sure someone wouldn't mind tagging along to help" +"So, maybe it's time to revert Anub's nerf? When Anub's Burrow was changed to make him unstoppable, not invulnerable, we now have heroes like Tracer which can negate any dmg and even heal and Samuro who I will not comment further... Why can he be hit by li-ming or hammer while he is underground? What's more - Tracer can cleanse herself of anything and poor buggy-king can only fend for himself which is not too efficient in comparision",K. Let's give Samuro Unstoppable and Tracer Anub's hp while we are at it. +In my life it means I'm getting called in to work.,Second +there really is a Hummus Flavor For Everything!,"I had forgotten about this stuff, so good!" +"I'm bi, no-one can turn me straight.",Well if I take your shoulders and turn you 90 degrees... +When this got leaked Sprays and Gloves weren't introduced yet maybe this is Valves next step?,wat +"Of course. Bow ties are our coldly indifferent deterministic universe's greatest gift. Well, I mean *besides* unanswered prayers.",Plus it's almost impossible to hang yourself with a bow tie. +LC Yellow Bape Shark Hoodie please!,Fake +Almost cried in the middle of a Best Buy today...,"Wait a minute.. Are those 1060s, or am I losing my marbles?" +The wearing of the Poppy is an annual internet shit storm to me driven by Ra heads and McClean.,It's always themuns fault +"Final session on my recovery sleeve by Sean Herman. The Bell Rose Tattoo in Daphne, AL.",Would love to see a full picture of the sleeve this is awesome work +"Saw it today on fb, I have high suspicions it's been posted before so let me know.",It's been posted multiple times just today. +"Virtually guarantees scandal free, noninterventionist, laissez faire...",Not in the pocket of the wealthy elite... +"God, I hope that's true",Story time! +"Does anyone else have issues getting their mail picked up? I live in an apartment in SoHud and though my mail carrier drops stuff off, I have tried to mail stuff from here and they haven't picked it up. Anyone else have this issue?",**YES** +Its awesome!,Thanks! +I thought Kongo was uparmored and reclassified from battlecruiser to battleship?,"They could call it whatever they wanted to, even with the refits it was still closer to a battlecruiser than a true battleship." +Just another Florida Man,"Hey, I know that guy!" +HE RETURNS?!?,Looks like I'm out of a job +So I was at an antique store today,Reminds me of how I was in Mexico a couple weeks ago and I ended up finding a store that was selling a dress with a hammer and sickle on it. +Everytime I scroll by the history channel,Pick up a book OP. +Guy falling for five seconds,"And he didn't even spill his drink, that's fucking impressive." +Source on the girl is Shion Utsonomiya,God bless +This sign is posted in a Catholic Church meeting room,"If you're 18 and over and want to have a god guilttripping you, come to catholic church!" +Always late to everything...,Too bad you just straight up didn't show up to vote for Bernie :/ +China passes law to ensure films 'serve the people and socialism'.,"If by socialism they mean CCP-style capitalism, then by making a profit the films by definition serve socialism." +Not unless the balls touch,It's not gay if you don't smile +"I will actually be surprised if Carolina continues their slump all the way to the end of the year and actually lands a top 5 pick. But if they do, with the QB needs of the Bears, 49ers, and Browns and the talent available this year, I bet the Panthers take Garrett in the first round. They have a young secondary with potential...but the real pressing need will be an edge rusher.",Could be like the cowboys from last year...a couple injuries and they go weeks without a win +What do now?,Its always sunny reference +What did you find out about your family when you got older that changed your perspective of them?,They are all terrible with money despite being quite wealthy. +Some people just want to watch the world burn,Are we classifying Canadian's as people now? +I am also thankful for mangos. They are delicious.,"I'm not a huge fan of regular mangoes, but dried mangoes are amazing." +11 Democrats who could defeat President Trump in 2020,Booker seems like a good option. +"These are definitely my two favorite songs off the album. San Diego, Los Angeles, and Cynical are also up there for me",Scratch San Diego and put in Kings of the Weekend for me. +Don't underestimate me,I should probably have put quotes around the title. +The marriage equality plebiscite has been formally defeated in the Senate,Clearly Labor hates gay +Almost cried in the middle of a Best Buy today...,"you people don't understand, sag is really easy to fix: just put the computer lying down with the port's towards the ground and the GPU's will not sag!" +"Every year, Nova Scotia sends a Christmas tree to Boston as a thank you for their help after the Halifax Explosion back in 1917. Still happens to this day.",The Canadian's niceness has a precedent that goes back for generations. +lol.... Do you really think that Saudi Arabia gave Hillary's charity money out of the kindness of their fucking hearts? The country that kills gays decided to give Hillary $25 million for AIDS? This is such a fucking joke.,No Saudia Arabia gave the money to the Clinton Foundation to promote women's rights +tfw bpt is fuckin wavy,Get wit the waviness #FREE MAX B +"Why does he look, like, twenty years younger on the cover?","Makeup, blown out lighting, Photoshop." +"The reason people believe in conspiracy theories in general, is that they are a coping mechanism. You know how when people would see it rain, but they didn't know what rain was, so they just invented a rain god in their heads to create an explanation for it? That's kind of what happens with conspiracy theories. That is, it's difficult for us to fathom the reality that a small group of terrorists managed to pass through all of the different security checks at an airport and inside a plane, and that all of them would be committed enough to murder thousands of people by flying their aircraft into a building, so we end up inventing conspiracy theories as way to make it ... plausible. Because reality is too fantastical to be believable. John F Kennedy's assassin was helped along by a cabal of Communists that placed a second shooter on the grassy knoll ... because the idea that a single person could penetrate the security cordon around a sitting US President and change the course of history with a single well-aimed shot is too fantastical to be believable. The Newtown mass shooting didn't actually happen. It was all staged, with crisis actors working in cahoots with the media to give you the illusion that there was a mass shooting, when it was really a plot by Democrats to enforce gun control measures ... because the idea that a single person could kill so many innocent children in a single bloody rampage is too fantastical to be believable. Ninoy Aquino's death was orchestrated by Aquino himself, to create a massed movement that would overthrow a dictator, all with the approval of his own wife to seize the reins of power ... because the idea that he could have been shot in full view of an entire airport and yet still have the case be unsolved after all these years is too fantastical to be believable. We believe in conspiracy theories because we don't want to die from incurable cancer. We don't like that random chance causes our child to be born with autism. We reject the idea that we have so little control over our own lives. So we create patterns where there are none.",This +"Is this deal still live and do they ship to Australia? Have they sold out, I can't seem to get on the site.",Doubt they ship to Australia. +Your fucking username.,Taste the rainbow +People voted for Clinton why don't u guys understand that?,What has that got to do with a thread about what happens if Clinton drops out? +How long until they cry censorship after someone closes a poll they brigaded?,That's the thing about online polls; they're vulnerable tip brigading and whoever spends more time online can be overrepresented because they have more exposure to these kinds of things. +"You're right, it doesn't matter, but the fact that he did so just triggered me (on top of the fact that he didn't defuse, but as an NV fan, I'll take the round win even though the map was lost, lol).",are you knifesexual? +I had the same problem when I made choripollo last night. (Chicken breast on a bed of rice with chorizo and white cheese sauce on top),That sounds delicious! +"Isn't any picture of someone, a completely accurate mystique cosplay?",where was this amazing piece of information a few weeks ago when i didnt have a halloween costume +When they think they know everything. No one knows everything.,That one can be applied to pretty much everyone though... +along with the whole of your infield =D,Heck I'd be happy with their outfield +"TRUMP absolutely dominated. When he told her she should be in jail, well that right there is what we call the killshot.",So middle school burns mean more to you than actually giving your solutions to issues? +I swear to God Viking fans talk more about the Packers than their own team,Packers fans complain more about Vikings talking about their team more than it actually happens. +Actually Bernie doesn't have any health issues..... So?,Either did my cousin but one night in his sleep... +(Un)fortunate ad placement,100% Intentional. +"Y'all are fucking hilarious. KD, Klay, and Steph combine for fucking 92 points, Steph breaks the 3pt record and a team with Tim Fraizer as it's 2nd best player only loses by 10 points at the oracle? Get the fuck outta here.","I really enjoy coming across your comments, and am interested as to how you feel about Demps?" +"Unfortunately, Trump shills have been hard at work at various turf wars and they have created a lot of useful idiots.",I'm thoroughly convinced at this point that we're being made to fight amongst ourselves and it really doesn't matter much who wins. +What did your parents teach you that you had to unlearn?,"Having needs makes me selfish, and I don't have the right to say no" +Face and honor are HUGE in Confucian cultures. Everyone is aware Taiwan is basically sovereign. Not saying out loud is a cheap concession that allows China to accept the result without a loss of perceived respect. Violating this out of stupidity or misplaced bravado is a pretty fucking stupid hill to die on.,Wouldn't it be their hill to die on? +"Truly horrifying. I mean, think of the children. Do we want them to grow up in a world where sometimes people point in directions?",Obviously doing a Sieg Heil +Apple announces new MacBook Pro with Touch Bar,overpriced POS +"I'm out too, I haven't seen a single roast on here in the past 6 months with a solid diss. They're all trash and sound like the set up to a corny joke. Reddit, just stop, you fatty neckbeards suck at roasting.",Thanks for letting us know. +The Kanye West Collection,that stride in photo 12 tho +Just carry a bottle of Sriracha with you when you go. Plausible deniability.,Pocket pepper never caught on for some reason +"Maybe I'll change my gamer tag to Roman Reigns, since no one can beat me. Rusev is a global treasure.",He gets *it* +"Dude does it after every Hornets game, he's a treasure to us Charlotte fans on Reddit",Lucky! +"I think I missed it in the vod, but how important is vaal pact if you go phys and some ele (using just herald of ash)?","I think he specced into VP at L83 or something, he said it is the lazy solution and you can often just facetank standing in packs if you have VP but you don't need it from the get go." +"i've been the extra wheel to a four stack, playing against either another four stack or a five stack, *three times this week*. it isn't fair being the fifth wheel to a group of friends who are using Discord and refuse to communicate with you.",I just really want to know whats the reasoning behind their decision. +"I mainly learned about Satan from that Adam Sandler hit Little Nicky. But you are right, I need to expand my knowledge of this. I will definitely make time tomorrow to watch End of Days, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger.","Well, I figured we were here to have intelligent discussion but obviously you prefer to avoid that." +"I'm in Sweden, same weather and can confirm that it's not using the negative sign here either, so it's not just a local data issue. iOS seems to actually not know that temperatures can be negative in the weather timeline. That's a really, really stupid oversight.",Never gets that cold in San Francisco so they wouldn't know +"I never got into trance, any suggestions?",... don't? +Been waiting for this way too long. Donald.Trump is a gift from God I am one happy old lady. And i love this place. President Trump will need his centipedes!,We have the best old ladies don't we folks! +"In high school, a buddy and I decided that trigonometry was a religion because it didn't seem to make sense and we had to take a lot of it on faith.","That was a lot of what maths was to me, memorizing the processes without understand how it worked." +Hey I doubt it!,Hey.... it got remastered a couple times. +"Also, take what money you have at BoA and put it in a different bank. It amazes me that people still use this bank.",Incredible isn't it. +Yeah that's why I posted it! Couldn't find them on the web anywhere... please please come back here if you find them!,I want these too. +Privatisation means poorer service and higher prices.,gov is on a mission to destroy everything that is beautiful +All except Pakistan.,"Pakistan, the shining example of corruption-free politics" +Put Matias switches in it.,Those are one of the few switches worse than black alps +Is it possible to save different spell equips and quickly toggle through them? This is on console by the way. It's really annoying having to pause the game and open the favorites menu to equip healing spells then heal then go back to damage spells. Is there no way to have a load out saved and swap between then with a button or something?,"you can have 2 quickslots i believe on controllers, go to the favourites menu and hold down left or right on the dpad on the spells you want slotted there and you can then just press those to equip quickly" +I've seen Forlorn Stalker played against me a few times in the lower ranks.,But then you got to rank 20. +"In you guys opinion, what color wheel look best with a white STi? I'm thinking black, thoughts? Suggestions?",I'm going gold on mine :) +"With Riot maybe adding Practise tool into League, Which Combo would u like to train hard af? for me it would be the Adrian and the shy combo. but The shy combo trying to 1shot without using R2 as an execute and save it maybe",Flash wallhop and the burst combo where you E R (wait 0.1s) F H WQ. +First results: **Dixville Notch midnight vote:** Clinton: 4 Trump: 2 Johnson: 1 Mitt Romney (write-in): 1 **Millsfield vote:** Clinton: 4 Trump: 16 Bernie (write-in): 1 **Hart's Location vote:** Clinton: 17 Trump: 14 Johnson: 3 Bernie (write-in): 2,Well I guess it's all over. +So what 'situation' caused this behavior?,Situation was probably like: She wasn't wearing a burqa? +SEA or IH? Haha,IH +Dumbledore Confirmed For Fantastic Beasts 2; Casting Underway,But he died! +Say no to fossil fuels! [Terrorizes horse-drawn carriage],The perfect MEME for this! +Will Cleanse Trump Supporters Smiths new film got 13% on Rotten Tomatoes. Praise kek,That's a movie I'll never see. +Lowkey....Jon Jones can probably take them all out.,With one eyepoke tied behind his back. +".5 PPR, Michael Floyd or Demarco Murray?",Demaarco +1-Elixir Card Idea: The Builder,Of course this idea comes from the guy with the mortar flair haha :) +This meme represents my exact reaction to finding out the Exclusives in next weeks GS Black Friday Mystery Boxes...,Could I get a pm? +Pokemon from gyms appearing in pokedex as seen? (more in comments),Oh you mean like the multiple threads before yours pointing out this fact? +Brexit campaign may be prosecuted for lying to voters.,Because the leave side were the only ones lying and were the ONLY reason people voted out +Are there any UI's that are particularly good for a Brewmaster? I want something that prominently displays my health and stagger meter. So far I've tried Elvui but I wasn't crazy about it.,Weak auras is my favorite for brew master because you can get an icon that changes color depending on your amount of stagger +Considering your age it may not be too much difference between a tiny Smart for 2 (very low insurance group) or similar or a decent car which is a bit bigger and a mid size engine. Might be worth have a look at quotes on comparison websites you may be surprised. Also gender no longer effects insurance premiums.,At his age gender would unlikely affect his insurance anyway. +They were supposed to go to a similar uniform but some idiot turned the decision over to a bunch of SMA's and now we have that abortion of a uniform.,You mean we could NOT be looking like flight attendants right now? +"Given your experiences, what is your life's theme song?",Creep - Radiohead +Wow. Says there's a cockpit view now. Is this actually a cockpit or is it just like before where your head is on top of the ship?,"They let you have cockpit view, but you can only look behind you." +"In addition to this, if you use Protect Item Prayer you keep your highest valued item",Just equip ring of life. +Only a gamer can call anotha gamer gamer,ONLEH AN ORK CUN CAL ANODAH ORK ORK! +"Honestly curious, do you factually know you like pork twice as much as dog or dolphin?","Hmm dolphin, the other white meat.." +Is it possible to upgrade to the deluxe edition if we bought the base game?,Not at this time. +30/m/fintech,"I have the same mouse, it's sweet, but it's on its way out" +"Burn-in is the astrology of the audio world If you think that your headphones' drivers loosened up and dramatically improved after dozens, hundreds, thousands of hours -- that's nice, sweetie. Is it possible that your driver has physically changed during its use? Maybe. It is a moving part. Are you a complete dumbass for claiming that whatever physical changes may or may not have occurred have dramatically improved the sound of your item? Yes. Don't even get me started on the burn-in of solid state amplifiers and DACs. Calling mental burn-in and physical burn-in the same thing is like calling astronomy and astrology the same study of the stars. You can get used to a sound signature. Your gear is not magically changing itself. If physical burn-in was real, then some things would certainly sound shittier after burn-in. But it's incredible -- everything always sounds better after being used for a long time. Perpetuating the myth of physical burn-in muddies up the discourse of audio products and their merits by introducing a fictional and nonsensical element to the description of sound signatures. It also gets people to keep their products past their return periods in some hope that an item that doesn't suit them will magically change its nature. If you're a dope who believes in astrology because you really believe in its merits, then you're still a dope.","If it's real, there must be a way to measure burn-in." +Clinton casts presidential ballot in New York,She obviously was obstructing everyone else in the polling location to keep Trump supporters from voting. +Hillary rigged it so California would become the most populous state in 1962. She plays the long game,I thought she was busy conspiring to kill Kennedy and fighting is is her entire life then. +BAH GOD THAT NEXUS HAS A FAMILY!!! STOP THE DAMN KEYNOTE!!!,WITH GOD AS MY WITNESS THE USERBASE IS FRAGMENTED IN HALF +Wow I thought #gobills was uncreative....,\#patriots +"Shame, man just lost at least 50k for having a mental break.","He also crashed a Ford GT, so throw another $400k on top of that" +"She has her broom back. We did it, guys!",Mark off another BungiePlz! +"my jabberhakke main's main (teehee, double main, mayne) claim to fame (also rhymes) is it has extended mag or whatever so it holds EIGHTEEN. Honestly I dont even remember the other perks, but I'm not sure theres a sidearm perk that's better than having 18 rounds anyway TBH. Coming from my 12 mag Wormwood it's nice. That's 50% more rounds. I dunno people seem to sleep on/underrate ammo perks in PVP. Same reason I probably need extended mag on a Distant Star for it to be god roll. Gives it 18 in the mag. But you NEVER see extended/casket/whatever mag in god roll discussions, when IMO for some guns it needs to be.",Icarus or nothing! +How balloons are made,Wait... I'm THIS late to the party and I can't find one comment about how those balloons get off from a blow job? +You obviously don't know a single fucking thing about Thompson.,"But he said mean things about Nazis, so he must be an anti-white puppet of the jews!" +"Rotors. Not propellers, rotors. Poser.",OG Attack Heli right here! +"Not being a parent, and not being a man, I literally never realized there aren't already changing tables in the men's room too. Is that common everywhere, to just not put them in the men's room? What about when only dad is out with the baby? I am bewildered right now.","Most places around where I live just have a neutral baby-changing area separate from the restrooms, so anyone can come in and change their baby." +She's got one called Wicked Plants as well. Equally fascinating,"That's on my list, I really need to read that too!" +its to give the game a sense of luck. if we were handed everything we wanted it wouldn't be much of a game,"i'm not asking to always drop a % rune/enchant/grind, only to flat ones don't exist." +What do you miss that is no longer around?,Natural selection. +"December 5th, I'm thinking. Ridley likes em close to Christmas.",Sorry just making fun of mmddyyyy and how stupid it would be to have it in the future in sci-fi +I think the best was David Spade which isn't in this video. Looks like she's having a good time. I haven't seen you laugh this hard since Trayvon Martin got shot. Also all my grandparents were born here and there is zero chance I am voting for Donald Trump. Both my remaining Grandparents surely are unfortunately...,It was there. +And then McDonalds tells you to wait for their call.,then just kill urself +How President Obama was so worried about Hillary Clinton's health he set up secret medical check-up for her at Walter Reed - but she refused to go fearing her LEAKING HEART VALVE and arrhythmia would be exposed,Next up from the Daily Mail: I'm the Love Child of Hillary Clinton and an Alien from Alpha Centuri! +Brady Interview Attempted to Turn Political - Brady Remains Neutral,his mom thinks he's very fast +So I raided a swadian village. I did not agree upon this lads.,We're gonna need you to bring us five sacks of grain +"F2P here, better than nothing",we should be thankful...GUMI are limiting us from getting too many Shadows from our pulls +Ukip without an HQ after leaving its central London base amid claims of financial difficulties,I heard they're moving their HQ to Europe like everyone else. +it will depend on the battery life i guess,the shield tablet gets 5 hours at 720p FWIW +"HMB, I'm coming in...",I'm not even mad thats amazing. +"Erlang Shen dog name hello, i was playing in the solo lane till i asked myself how do we call erlang's dog ? i didn't knew then i was triggered and fed my brains out i need help",Let's all him Yappy cause remember when Erlang was in PTS and his dog would spaz out and start barking everywhere +"Guam has predicted the next president for the last 32 years. Today, they voted Clinton.","Clearly, this has been rigged." +"FH3 HE cars unique traits Is there a definative list of all the unique things somewhere? I heard there's engines only available to certain cars etc. Yes, I did Google it.",All the drift HE's have more steering angle. +Avey and Deakin are doing a DJ set soon..,They're doing it at the Houston show! +"Yep, all because i didn't get her an iPhone 6s",Oh well you're clearly in the wrong there man... +That bounce was pretty normal actually.,you forgot the +#BREAKING | Erdogan issues criminal complaint against #Turkey's main opposition (CHP) leader over 'insult',Ama demokrasi +Right. Who else would be online a game that isn't out yet? Why bother go online at that point?,My thoughts exactly +Did Cisco just ditch the Atom after Invasion? His suit seemed the same to me.,"I think they touched upon that briefly, saying they would incorporate changes after the current mission, Most likely they'll pop up after the midseason break." +Curves are usually a bunch of tiny walls. Think making a 90 curve out of vertical popsicle sticks,honestly that's the best description I've heard of it. +"No 'murdabad' slogans, he is our Prime Minister, says Rahul Gandhi at UP rally","How strange this life is, where Modi has become the public joker and Rahul the voice of reason.." +"If anything, foreign influences may open a voters eyes to what the rest of the world is doing. For example, during the primaries, none of the Republican candidates believed in Climate Change. Yet if you look at the concenses of Europe, and the rest of the world, such a view point seems ignorant. We need to rid our election of the electorial college itself.",Yeah but then EVERYONE would have a voice and *nobody* wants that +"What are some acts that actually doing their own mixing, recording and work?",They're too underground... you wouldn't have heard of them +People who constantly bicker and preach about politics on Facebook: Why do you do it?,because my opinion matters and i'm fucking right....and everyone needs to know exactly where i stand. +"are you fucking retarded? no, they don't need buffs. they need to be nerfed or banned altogether",Woosh +I bought the game and actually don't like it... So my money is then doubly down the drain...,Don't worry free DLC will fix that +I would never say 4 was worse than 13. I was just talking about which versions of 4 are better than SNES 4,Oh I mistook you for who I responded too initially +"It's all bullshit gossip hits on Trump. It's all from unsubstantiated sources from bullshit D- new sources who have been proven to be in the Clinton Media dome. Trumps an Idiot, don't get me wrong, but for fucks sake this sub is pure corrupted cancer.","It's funny how r/politics posts news articles from the biggest news agencies in the world, and Trump's camp posts news from a site lead by a single guy with a clear political agenda, yet it's more sensible to say the entire media world is the corrupt one." +Which school does she go to?,Ousai Academy.... +Having to be completely hairless except for the hair on my head. And of course the hair on my head has to be long or else I'm seen as unfeminine.,"But don't you dare let all that body hair removal and long hair-on-head maintenance clog any drains, because omg girls are the worst for plumbing!" +"Wouldn't it be the same money, though? Is there some separate currency for black market transactions?",Bitcoin is only used by criminals and terrorists +"They've duped the proles with this propaganda but it wont last forever, It's hard to keep convincing people they are middle class when everyone is getting collectively poorer.",The temporarily embarrassed middle-class. +So it's a lottery in hopes of pulling machina and rem,chances are people will be spending $5 for 2 ability tickets (from the useless 3+) +Report: Donald Trump's son-in-law talking about setting up 'Trump TV',I wonder if Trump's supporter's will view him as a sell out? +Incorrect. This is not normal.,Oops *sorry* +How does that make sense when a Drake song will get 10 times the number of upvotes as this? Everyone in this sub hates Drake yet he gets 2000 upvotes when he releaases a song? So who's upvoting him then?,"The people who comment hate Drake, or more accurately, the people who really hate Drake post more often than the people who like the song, upvote, and move on with their life because there are more important things to do." +The man running the most powerful nation in the world had to take time off to deflect accusations... that he was a demon... belief in the supernatural needs to end!,Why is he even indulging these mentally deficient men-children? +Gisele posts on Instagram that she and Tom Brady won't back Donald Trump,"Oh no, whatever shall we do without their support?" +"They probably do. But Snowden took a chance, and he enlightened the world to a lot of things. I felt like it was my duty to do the same.",But what about your family? +Confirmed Immortals swap: -zews +(BR) Steel,So someone can just get a different passport and it's fine with valve? +"Thats actually a really interesting idea. Maybe a 2-parter like they did for Tennant's departure. He's got a whole new regeneration cycle, and its not like they can't write a way for him to get more in 20 years or whatever. Would definitely be worth it to see a really famous actor step into the role, then get injured and have to regenerate again. Robert Downey Jr has also mentioned he'd be interested in the show. It'd have to be someone really famous for it to be worth it.","Yeah, Christmas/New Year's might be a better than truly one-off." +"i'll just let somebody else handle this comment, lol. i haven't seen something this idiotic in quite a while",That's all you got? +Maybe the wrong place for this but can anyone here id these wheels?,Definitely XD-9s or reps +Wow sub is flooded with leftists,I think you mean 'True Conservatives'. +How to stump a Hillary supporter: what is Hillary Clinton's greatest accomplishment?,"Destroying the heteropatriarchical establishment, of course!" +"They do look kind of weird, and it's something I noticed during the process of colorizing it - I couldn't tell you. His right hand just looks either really wrinkly, or it was really dirty at the time, leading to a sort of weird look. Hard to say!","His whole body seems kind of odd, like his head is big and his hands are small, I wonder if his suit is just really big like be borrowed it for the pic" +Yvonne Strahovski,Source? +You're the puppet.,"They're not sending their best, folks." +Those comments there. Protecting white privilege. Seriously someone talks about slaughtering white people and reporting him means you are protecting white privilege . Fuck there is no hope for some people.,Don't you know that it's white privilege to be allowed to live? +"Do you actually have an opinion? If yes, never post.","Haha okay, sounds like a plan." +"Hey Kurt, ya hungry?","It's funny how this video gets removed from Youtube, yet you can watch people dying and post bigoted comments there and they won't care." +"Your 2 gods with the highest worshippers are married. The 3rd one is your baby. How does the family look like? In my case, Ymir and Athena are good parents, but I have no idea how they will control baby Ares.","Athena and Mercury sitting in a tree, Aphrodite born with glee." +"Jason Jones is lowest-graded Edge Rusher of the week, per PFF",Lamar Miller as the worst RB too. +"What single question can you ask someone to find out a lot about their personality, beliefs, and values?",did hitler do anything wrong? +We even govern our fucking internet communities like our country. I love it.,I hate this reddit cliche but... *Username is relevant* +The hell is he flexing for? He's got nothing to show in that department. It looks more like he's about to punch himself in the head.,"He's 5'10 and pure muscle, watch out Trump supporters!" +The Springtrap on the upper left of the sub made me think of this,"i just accidentaly realised that good old sport could be sportacaus and purple guy, springtrap, ennard, and fredbear could be the rottens wait was this even a we are number one post" +"Wouldn't this be taken care of with to the best of our knowledge or going on the data we had available or this was to be taken as a suggestion? If people can't get Tony Blair held to account for taking the UK to war on false claims, I doubt they can get any other politicians held to account for their porkie pies and half-truths.","My favorite is we were just asking questions, after making some ridiculous and untrue statement with a question mark thrown on the end to disguise it as a question." +Fiery fall: U.S. just experienced warmest autumn on record,"But it snowed in Hawaii (psst, like it always does), so global warming is a HOAX!" +That matrix game was rad tho,...The ants... +"In principle congress can change the number of justices on the court, although that hasn't happened in over a century, even FDR was not able to do it, and I don't think there is any consensus on when it is acceptable to do.",I hadn't really thought of that - nice to know that it's a card in the deck; maybe if there's a huge progressive backlash to Trump then Congress will take some extraordinary measures to undo the damage. +I voted,I voted +tonight,Oh I apologize then man. +"That leaves us 2 more paint jobs, Corvette and Anaconda?",Has there been a chrome one for the Anaconda before? +Donald Trump would do more for blacks than any other president since Abe Lincoln,Didn't Abe Lincoln force them all to get real jobs? +That's fucking gross,Cmon animal abuse always funny +"Washington's governing elites think we're all morons, a new study says",Well this election is certainly proof of concept for that theory.... +"Yeah, a Home ITT: every profession ever has no credibility.","Fortunately, there is no more ITT Tech." +Here Is Donald Trump Keeping an Eye on Melania Trump as She Votes,she's a woman so she has to be supervised. +There are more than 300m people living in the US. Only ~200m are citizens of eligible age to vote. That means over 100m people do not have the right to vote who can still be outraged without being hypocrites.,What makes you think the protestors are those who didn't vote? +Bay Area cities considering taxes on video streaming services,Wouldnt be california if we didnt tax it. +Yeah I picked it up on PC for $30. The campaign is really really good.,Who TF buys battlefield games for the campaign lol. +I think we need more Annie skins instead,"Nah dude, Teemo desperately needs more skins." +"I have a Jericho pistol light striking. Questions about fixing it? I bought a Jericho 941 with the slide safety a while back. I cleaned it and added too much CLP. Now I am getting occasional light strikes. Actually, I don't remember if it was light striking before I added too much lube, but it is rather noticeable now. I get a light strike maybe one in every 15 shots, but goes off if I follow up with a DA pull. I don't remember if I ever checked the primer after after a light strike to see if it actually leaves a mark, but it happens with multiple types of ammo, like blazer and perfecta etc. A guy at my range suggested taking it apart and cleaning out the firing pin area. I looked up full disassembly and it seems doable, but I don't know what I would do after I remove the excess CLP. Do I lightly oil the firing pin like an AR or should I be replacing certain parts since it's already disassembled? And what solvent should I use to clean out the firing pin area?",Replace the mainspring with a new one. +"It's pretty common in Los Angeles. USC=University of Second Choice. UCLA=You Can't Learn Anything. I mean, graduating from USC is an accomplishment, no need to be sensitive to a very old, lame, joke.","It doesn't sound like Kelley to use a very old, lame, joke." +*The Economist*,"zarpado ad hominem papu, +10 y denunciado." +"I born silent, the doctor and my mom were afraid I was dead, but here I am typing this almost 20 years latter",Are you still dead? +"Freaking gross.... just like was happening to bernie supporters in their primaries.. they would show up and mysteriously find that they had been un-registered, or registered as a republican or something... it's criminal..",it's all just a misunderstanding. +Literally men going their own way,More like men *coming* their own way. +"Something to think about - after the EMS and GMS merge, a lot of EMS employees are going to get laid off. RIP","So, like all 3 of them?" +"Most American Christians are Evangelical Protestants, not Catholics.",That wasn't their point. +Shower thought: If Trump wins we will have an army of cucks to help pressure the government to make our voting system trustworthy because they will all think they got robbed.,"Disgustingly, if Hillary wins we are on our own." +7/77/7?,7/7 7/7 +"LF5M Aksis phase 2 CM 390+ leave PSN, class and level","ShadowRoxasXIII, 390 Hunter" +Two distracted drivers block a green light,Make these are redditors that having seen one too many roadcam videos where people are running red lights and they're just being super cautious. +What does the term 'slut' means for you? Is it even possible to use it 'in a good way'?,Someone who has more sex than me +Wouldn't the rubber on the end of the screwdriver prevent it?,"He said there was no rubber, it was basically a metal rod" +Looks ready to burn a greninja up in here!,Too soon. +Here man. I got 10 minutes to spare so I'll throw in Watch The Croissant No Croissants in the Wild Croissants Off Croissants in Paris Croissant Gotta Have Croissants New Croissants That's My Croissant Welcome to the Bakery Who Gon Eat Croissants Bake to Excellence Croissants Made in America Why I Love Croissants BONUS Illest Croissant Ever Made C R O I S S A N T Prime Croissants The Joy of Eating Croissants,No Croissants in the Oven** +Isn't that against Reddit's rules?,Nope +"ESPN College Gameday Show Thread If you want a little ting in your tang tang, you can discuss and post anything related to the show (signs, screencaps, videos, etc) here.",PAWWWWWLLLLLL +Sure is nice to hear Assange's voice.,Sure is! +"To see through objects/walls, I take it, and detect any concealed storage devices, electronics and people? Maybe there's another term for it? That's my theory on the device, nevertheless, they were using for scanning through the walls.",You can't see through walls with thermal camera. +"Member the IRA, or the Basque movement?",and what wouldve happened if we did nothing to defend against those? +"I recently started going through some of this myself. Getting ready to leave my girlfriend so that I can be sober easier. My life is absolute non progressive at the moment and that scares me. It all changed for me after taking LSD. Eventually when smoking weed I could reach lsd states which I thought was super cool. But it didn't last, the darkness returned and I'm left feeling defeated by my own ego. I think I'm going to meditate more and purify my body and mind before re entering the fray. Best of luck to you, thanks for sharing",Yeah man dump that hoe and push these bricks +When you look up and realize 4 of the top 5 players in the league in plus-minus are Rangers...,Yeah but Holden sucks though. +Johnson gets cockblocked: will not appear in first debate.,"if he showed up, he would only bring shame to libertarianism" +Nana Fell Down,Glad I was here to witness TLR turn into s porn subreddit. +"I just wish perks spawned n faster, and ti had viable wonder weapon.",M27...? +"Door to Door House Break-in Awareness Recently this evening two men in the mid-twenties were going door to door in my neighborhood alerting us of recent break-ins that have been occurring (this is news to me). They began asking questions if I worked, my age, how well I knew the neighbors and similar questions. They also looked at my door lock to see what the security on it was and asked if the garage or back door had any special locks. The whole encounter seemed a little sketchy and odd. They said they were from some agency but I can't remember the name of it. I am university student who just started leasing this house in September so I am not sure if this is a common thing to experience. Has anyone else experienced something like this? It almost seemed as though they were scouting the neighborhood to see what houses could be broken into.",Break-in artists. +"Brb, gonna buy ghost scepter real quick, 3 minutes in. Will you let me into your elite club of professional mk counters then?","Sniper, Clockwork, Treant, Pudge, Oracle... are just a few heroes that counter MK hard." +"When I run into the jokester type at work (it's always a middle aged guy who thinks that he's Jerry fucking Seinfeld because people have been polite and fake laughed at his horrible jokes for years) I make a point to specifically not fake laugh. Then they always say that's a joke, get it? and I'll politely say something like oh okay, is there anything else I can help you with? you can practically see them deflate after that.","Wow, such awesome, many cool." +"I think they want criminals to stop invading their country, rather than open borders and a north american union.","That's definitely the biggest problem in the world, no need to care about the fact that they just elected a guy who has a 3rd grade 'deep' level of conspiracy mongering about climate change in a critical time for progress." +"Draven Summoner Name Im looking for a Draven inspired name, I want it to be quite short (One or two words) and preferably not a pun. Thanks, (Blank)",Tylerfucking1 +Is Kha'Zix better Mid or Top? I never get my main role (jungle) so I might as well learn him in lane. Which one is stronger?,AP +They most definitely did because my '91 318i has them.,I guess I forgot the +Aha! I thought something looked off about it. I think the 'quick example' you linked looks much better. I'm going to adjust that. Is there anything else you'd recommend?,Not that I can think of; it's pretty solid. +why do people still post meme accounts,because this entire sub is a meme +I don't give a damn what color you are if you are AMERICAN first. No hyphens. No divided loyalty. America first. Secure our borders. Protect our people. Free our industry. A high trust society where we're all on the same team.,you racist. +Veriication! Looking to be a regular here. Please feel free to comment and PM!,You've gotten yourself a new fan! +That language is rude and uncalled for,Shut up ^^^ +Nothing wrong with immigration. My parents are immigrants.,"I'm saying you trying to point out a fallacy doesn't work, why would he move to Mexico if he thinks people should be allowed to leave Mexico and come to the US" +Ryan Lindley: The NFL's Greatest Stand-In?,"I legit shed a tear, I feel for the guy man you don't realize how hard it is until you look behind the scenes" +Do you guys have Big Belly Burger on this Earth too?,GOD DAMMIT BARRY +This has happened to lots of other people too thats my main concern,Yes but they all usually got them back +Found this gem New at Walmart for 99$,"that's not a gem, that's a keyboard." +"I disconnected my Bluetooth device. What do I do? My Bluetooth headphones weren't working, and the Intel wireless Bluetooth said it had an error, so I removed the device, but it wont show up anymore. What do I do?",reconnect your bluetooth device +Do I get to be one of you now?,no go away +Can give me the D? I need to play with one.,"filthy peasant, replace those windows keys with windows 98 logo keys." +"Best faction is the slavers. For real though, those slaver chiefs... I love them.",And they love you... Tenderly. +The upcoming helmets in-game view,"Recon gen 1 is probably my favorite, it's a close race though." +Are You CUCKS Ready To Lose and Get Triggered?,Beautiful thing when the content comes to you. +Are you implying all black people (and only black people) wear hoodies and sag their pants?,This is what's called a retarded question. +I meant because it is a homemade plane...,"Maybe he's an engineer, maybe it's not made of mostly duct tape!" +Rebels Massacre Over 100 Syrian Army Hostages before Leaving East Aleppo,Made in the USA +I prefer my politics boring but effective.,Same +What is your biggest regret in life?,I have no regerts. +You scared me. I read Portal 2.,every time. +This is wrong. If you do any research you will find that overwatch was in development before paladins and was released before in the form of closed beta then open beta.,titan wasnt a shooter moba fps +"Mainly CSGO, Overwatch, League of Legends. Nothing too intensive, but Overwatch seems pretty intensive.",Perfect for those games! +In Italian restaurants they serve San Pellegrino water.,"That's probably just for the effect... Is it regular or carbonated, also?" +What are you using to connect the Jr to your bong?,Mflb whip and a 14mm titanium nectar collector tip +Thats tom foolery right there. Even one refresh after a guaranteed vader shard showing is 10000 times better vs waiting on ea/cg to be kind. Thats how I got my vader to 7*,How often would Vader show up in the shard shop if you do a refresh? +Here's why Deangelo Williams clearly deserved an offensive BCA card.,He did get a gold though... +"No. Oakley and Ray-Ban are both owned by Luxottica, like most other brands of sunglasses.",TIL +"i would take a euro crowd over 90% of the american dead crowds, it always makes the show more interesting and its fun hearing guys like KO getting the pop he deserves.","B-but muh USA USA USA USA USA USA chants, they are clearly the best" +"It would be cheating to run the test program on your computer? Have you explained this to the teacher? If they still think it's cheating they probably aren't fit to be teaching. I had a class with online tests, the professor just made everyone face the back of the room so he could see our screens from the front.","Well depends, if I run it through WINE when we're not having a test ofc it wouldnt be cheating, but if I did it during a test it would." +Hope so but lower body workout is weak I can hardly squat 70kg will have to concentrate in lower for the next couple of weeks I guess,"I've seen a lot of people like that, you'll get more comfortable in it and then once everything starts working together your squat numbers will jump." +Since he's 26 I have to assume he means Tom Brady?,Oh I figured he was talking about Woodson but that works too. +"Halp, have clogged asshole, from pink drink in 80s",...I stand corrected. +This guy deserves a certificate proving that he doe not have donkey brains,"SmartAss was taken, so I had to improvise :)" +"Cardinals made over-the-top offer to Dexter Fowler, to be sure to land CF.",Ben Revere here we come! +This is an absolute turd of anarticle and is just speculative garbage. And to draw a parallel to Todd leaving and an oncoming acquisition just shows how tabloid-esque it is. Todd had no ownership and already had stated his reasons for leaving. I wish beer industry journalists weren't so worthless,"Betteridge's law, fam." +"Khabib is beyond overrated, he's reached a completely unrealistic cult like status amongst his deluded army of believers. I think he has a very tough time with the top 5 in his division, and will probably get KO'd by Johnson.",Just as stupid to say probably get ko'd when litterly nothing has ever been shown to show that +"Thanks a Million ECR! Friends, I wanted to say thank you to all of you guys who post here - I recently got a year cig-free after quitting overnight. I was able to stay the course because of you who answered people's questions about juice & hardware, vendors who were cool enough to hold sales, and basically just school somebody who was learning as he went on how this goes. Never really got into the whole culture thing but I got two other smokers to switch to vaping because they were as shocked as I at how easy it was to do so. 2 weeks after my 1 year I relapsed when I was drunk and smoked a pack of cigarettes. I feel like I just needed to do it to remind myself it's absolutely retarded to do it when I have any flavor I can think of to choose from and a reliable setup that exceeds my needs I can keep growing into. I haven't had a cig or wanted once since, but I got the temptation out of my system, that came about from a seeming need to self-sabotage. Doing so, I reinforced what I already knew what was the right thing to do. And as it turns out, probably not coincidentally, I smoked when I stopped coming here for a couple months. Not to be a giant cornball, but thanks to you guys who answer seemingly dumb questions way below your vape pay grade. People like you get people like me who smoked for half his 30 year life to stop on a dime and love this stuff and keep us there. Whether somebody says thanks or not, probably every informative post has helped somebody here. People who put profits over health want to kill the industry but we find a way and I thank the vendors who stuck it out and still put on sales despite the criminal efforts of the opposition. Thank you one and all! -Steve",Congrats Vape Brother! +Most people I know just see shit posted on facebook and seem to just go along with whatever the largest group of their peers seems to think. Pretty sad. But that's 2016... the glorious unaware and compliant citizenry.,Sad indeed. +What are you looking forward to in 2017?,"The inauguration of the 45th President of the United States America, Donald J. Trump." +"See, as much as I give you a hard time about your posts, I would absolutely watch your ER-like medical drama. M'am, your son has passed away. Normally I would say sorry, but let's be real, the entire staff was rooting for death from the moment he arrived. You say it was a workplace accident? Must've been a doozy, he looked like a half-eaten sour patch kid.",Ever seen House MD? +Voting in Colorado is so awesome. I would vote against anyone who tried to change it. It's just the best.,Can't tell if your comment is deliberately trying to sound like a statement Trump would make +ESPN Full PPR: Davante Adams @ ATL or Benjamin vs ARI,"Kelvin Benjamin, Cam has to throw to someone and they're #1 against TEs so I think the cards will focus on Olsen a little more" +"My next jersey will be Johns, I have a feeling he'll be here a while",Best part is he is signed for 725k a year for the next 2 +This is why you shouldn't play in first person.,From his perspective you were most likely the Tusken Raider that attacked Luke in ANH +#TIME TO #LOCKHERUP,LOCK HER UP! +Yup,Awesome thanks. +She's cheating on you with your dad dude.,Fuuuuuuuuuuuck +A True Mad Lad,Adleast I know who to go to for this 9gag drug +God damn it I'm upset with my county,Me and you both (UK) +"Yeah, true is right there in the URL, so it must actually be true!",Ok wikileaks with their 100% record vs your feels. +Yes substance,lmao +anyone have that icon? Ive seen it in phantom before. Im almost done :),"which icon, the homebutton?" +MRW my new doctor tells me she would 'feel better' if she knew for sure that my husband was okay with me going on birth control because 'some women' don't 'get permission first.' WTAF?,"My goodness, did you accidentally travel to the 1960's OP?" +I argue no as the question is vague enough that it can drive around the lake while still heading east,Kind of like how a highway that is labeled east can go north for sections. +why is GTA V not utilizing my GPU fully?,"GTA V is a very cpu intensive game, and in this game your cpu is bottle-necking your GPU." +I'm Canadian I've taken two Xanax and I still feel like I'm running from a pack of rabid wolves,"Do you have a couch available for me, my two cats, and three chickens?" +When and how have you ever accidentally waterboarded yourself?,"I was intentionally waterboarded by some amateur douchebag who thought he was hot shit, does that count?" +Kripp reacts to Kripp reacts to Kripp reacts to being on Reddit,3meta5me +Did anyone else hear the noise the tripods make in War of the Worlds?,Now I am! +"nope, but I'm taking pride in your downvotes.",If it makes you feel better +This is why you don't steal watermelons!,"Because people totally steal watermelons to eat, rather than to smash...." +This sub is pathetic.,MAGA +OP and his gf may have been common-law married depending on where they lived.,"Meh, the 'war on marriage' resulted in a lot of states striking common-law marriage from the books, since it was often used by gay couples as a means to access some minimal marriage-like protections for themselves despite official marriage being barred to them." +Good job protest votes. You win again.,But spoiler candidates aren't real! +Canada's immigration website keeps crashing for 'some reason',I can't imagine why it's crashing at all... +After 2 recounts as well.,Will ^there ^^be ^^^a ^^^^third? +"Take it to a mechanic, have them evaluate the frame and body. If everything is good, rebuild the front end. After that, slap your friend for not having proper insurance on a bike that's only a year old.","Will do, and will do, haha" +"Where's the free air? - For tires, etc. $1.00+ for maybe 2 minutes of air. My silly car keeps telling my to inflate my tires, thanks cold air. I just paid $1.50, and the attached gauge didn't work. Any leads on FREE AIR!? /1stworldproblem",If you stop by any auto shop they will usually let you fill up your tires or even do it for you for free. +CNN JUST ACCIDENTALLY ADMITTED THEIR BIAS ON LIVE TV. UPVOTE FOR AWARENESS!,**UH UH UH UH UH** +Terra Nova. Im not sure if most people consider it a good show or not but I really liked it.,"What's funny is it got cancelled because it ran over budget with the set and prop production, both which would've been reusable for another season." +"This is an amazing HoH that I personally absolutely did not expect. I promised that on stream if it was one of the following; Brownie, KFG, Samurai, Mermaid or Bomber that I would break one of my lightsabers on stream..... ^Tune ^in ^soon..",Did not know yours is shining so much. +"A side note; I think it would be really cool of pro players when they would at least greet the players or so in all chat. It's not much effort, and it means a lot to the guys. I remember 2years ago when I was plat 3 and I got to play vs Froggen in a normal game (and even won :P) I was so happy when he only typed hi in all chat; we were all going nuts that we were playing vs Froggen :D",hi im joshie +not as funny as this comment,nice try +"What consequences? What law did they break? How is this any different from fans booing a player at a sporting event? The guy is just there to do his job, right?",Who said he broke a law? +Haha only saying that as a Giants fan who's still salty about losing our only hopeful RB David Wilson,Rip man i miss him too he was wet +Are all the Thenns dead?,"Their leader refused Jon's offer for passage out of Hardhome, so probably." +FUCK ALL OF YOU,Never thought tears would taste so good until tonight! +hila looks like one of those samoan characters from that new islander disney movie coming out,Moana +It's not like the DNC has a history of fixing elections or anything,"If that's the case here, then wouldn't you want the Green Party's recount to find evidence of that?" +PENNSYLVANIA,MAGA +Donald Trump predicted to win US election as belief in Hillary Clinton's chances of becoming President collapses,"For fucks sake America, if you couldnt do the one job you had properly, you should have outsourced it like you always do." +I have ascended!,After seeing Ryzen perf/$ i think your descension ratio has ascended beyond limits! +Nami will use big mom's vivre card to control the weather because the cloud and sun are homies,That or she can use her new clima tact to counter them. +Transfer to LAN for free?,HA SO FUNNY ! +EnoughTrumpSpam isn't taking the results too well,Get this manchild some tendies! +but how do our dicks taste bud,"I'm not your bud, guy!" +J.K. Rowling's Christmas message on Twitter.,What a nice lady. +"I wouldn't say I loved it, but I thought the art was fine. I remember the RTS gameplay being fun and fairly true to the franchise (minus some of the MMO mechanics), and that was my main concern. Best of luck to the people running this project!",The rts aspect was really enjoyable and what made it better for me was every mission was coop so it allowed me to play with friends. +posted on the ffXV subreddit under the title Both of these guys lost their country to evil,But I go to video game subreddits for all of my political commentary. +First Brexit and then Trump...I think this should serve as a signal that national culture is something that people care about.,"Yeah, stop being so brown!" +"They're about to shut Zhao down, no exceptions !",Mountain pairing is damn real +"Hijacking the top comment. Don't boycott. Subscribe to their newsletter so you get first order $10 off coupons and use a new email everytime. You can just use a random email and number - no verification email, and as long as you keep your order under $70 they lose money. Your credit card will eventually get banned- but not the account itself so just call your credit card company and tell the you lost it for a new credit card and new number. I've been paying $11 for 2 dozen of korean chicken wings and 2 shrimp tempura buns for a year now =)",...and help them out to raise next round of investment +TIL Billions is a bit,It's was 25 billion an hour ago.. now 32 bill... no worries mate! +"I hope everyone that voted for trump is happy with their decision in the coming years. Between the delicate situation abroad, a country that wants universal health care, an economy that needs help, and two supreme court justices, his actions will affect us for decades.",But tha scary mooslims are the real problem +"Nah, I go to Dave and Busters with friends. Cheers me up. *Hug*",Kinda hard to do that when your friends are all off with their families. +i don't think jon have a high opnion of rhaegar..he is a northerner,"Connington, not Snow." +^^^^I ^^^^actually ^^^^am ^^^^a ^^^^cisgender ^^^^white ^^^^male. ^^^^;-),Check your fucking privileges ;) +Leonard Cohen has passed away at 82.,I hate this week +Look what came in the mail today! (GG Posters),I dont know if i would be comfortable with Drink until you die on my wall. +i think the murderers line is one of the best on HTTT; it perfectly sums up the anger and absurdity of the war on terror,"Probably, but to me it always came across as slightly naive, self-evident line, though that's just my opinion." +"I feel terrible regardless of which side I join. I hate the Empire. I hate General Tullius. I also hate the Stormcloaks. I also hate the Thalmor. I hate everybody involved in that stupid conflict. Jarl Ballin is the only leader in that land with any sense or honor (with the possible exception of Ravencrone, who has the same attitude), and he has no real power. Seriously, if this were tabletop rather than computer, I'd go up to Alduin and say, Hey man, you just here to take over again, or are you actually going to hit the reset button this time? Because if you're actually here to eat the world, I'm not going to stop you. Fuck this place.",But but but General Tullius is Commander Bailey... +Really? I always thought Ivar the Boneless was the most famous...,"Nope, Sigurd & Bjorn were much more famous than Ivar." +no,n- wait a sec you were already gilded +NEWS JUST IN!!! Hillary Releases Plan To Take Back Election - Press Release Attached,I died. +"People who voted for Trump, do you regret it?",People who voted for someone who was involved in multiple Federal investigations - do you regret it? +Utah Mormons are more Republican than they are Mormon.,But only after weeks and WEEKS of earnest study and humble prayer. +They dropped the anti-gun line years ago. They would have to give up on LOT more than that to win over social conservatives.,The Religious Right has been said to be only like 40% of the party so I think they could win a bunch of one issue voters. +Trump Wins! Here's a list of those that can suck it:(In order) 1. Hillary Clinton 2. George Soros 3. Bill Clinton 4. John and Tony Podesta 5. James Comey 6. David Brock 7. Sidney Blumenthal 8. Obama 9. Donna Brazile 10. The DNC 11.The New York Times 12. Seth Meyer 13. Trevor Noah 14. CNN 15. Google/YouTube 16. Mark Zuckerburg 17. Vox 18. Buzzfeed 19. Bill Maher 20. Along with everyone that supported the pure evil that is Hillary.,Hahaha this is great! +"Buy Magic: the Gathering cards at an event for cash, then sell them on eBay.","Having more than $20,000 in sales gets you reported to the IRS." +"Say hello to our newest family members, Aden and Theodore!",Double loaf +You know you know if you know that you don't know.,I don't know man... +What is the correct way to grab someone by the pussy? Seeing as you guys are experts and all.,Contingent on the pussy. +**Yes!** But there are the same number of primes as there are integers ;),"Wait, what?" +What's the last word in that? It looks like 'setual'..,I'm curious who Houjton is too. +Then they can go out of business. That's capitalism. As long as we are treating human health as a business I don't care about some medical supply company.,Its as if you havent read any of the comments discussing how the costs are structured. +Because it's better :),I prefer alcohol over weed. +I didn't realize chests were a priority the first 2 times I did this as I didn't read the this effect is permanent on one of the items I got. I've made chests a priority the last time and from now on.,"Yeah my strat going forward is get to Etin, turn around and loot all the chests." +lets be honest. at a certain age priorities change... doing ALL the house chores for me would drive me over the edge =),Of course because you don't have sex and you never do house chores anyway. +And we are going to beat them bigly!,He is saying big league not Bigly +"She doesn't have to be. I'm secretly hoping that Obama comes unglued on the Republican party on the 21st, since he won't have to be diplomatic at that point.",you mean he wont need his anger translator anymore? +Cool stuff. Now do it for Hillary!,I guess you missed the show he did on her emails and the Clinton foundation correct? +COD Champs is going to be on TV,that's quality +"Giuliani took money from Qatar, Venezuela, Iranian exiles",How is this any worse than taking tens of millions from Saudi and Qatari interests? +One more excellent sounding Demon Detour version. Sound Check (Gravity)! Seriously amazing sounding.,"Wow, the song has an entirely different tone in this version." +"He was, but that said... It doesn't absolve him one bit. He helped create this.",Fully agree. +Haha. All the Wall Street fat cats had a Clinton win priced into the market. Now they're realizing they're not going to get 4 years of preferential treatment from Hillary like they thought.,"Yea, Trump is completely anti-Wall Street ...." +He just looks like he's lost weight. If you actually listen to any speeches he's given recently he's still sharp as a tack.,"yeah, there was a few times on the campaign trail a couple months back that he looked pretty rough, but i listened to a couple speeches from the past few days and he looked and sounded fine." +"Nope, they have made their choice. Still feels like betrayal:'(",You mean BREtrayal? +"Kid, welcome to the internetz.",What +"I am absolutely baffled that the Democrats decided to run with a candidate who had already spent 8 years in the White House for a election that was clearly shaping up to be a referendum on establishment politics. We've seen the writing on the wall since the Tea Party and Occupy Wall Street. We were still arrogant enough to think that her experience would be an asset, and it clearly wasn't. But people were so furious for change that they no longer cared what it looked like. And we've probably missed our chance for a long fucking while. I can't even delight in how fucked Trump supporters are going to be by this decision. This is a fine day for democracy but a horrific day for everything else.",Well said +The only thing I like is that preexisting conditions don't deny you coverage like they used to.,That's nice. +We need a Hitler mask.,"And while we are at it, why not an equally offensive bin laden or the Columbine shooters or a blackface mask." +Clash Royale 2-frame punish,Nerf greninja +"Banks are making big profits by handing out credit cards, and encouraging people to spend up, continually offering to increase their credit limit. The huge interest rates on cards compared to other loans are making them rich. With this easy money, a lot of (admittedly irresponsible) people are getting themselves into a heap of financial difficulty with multiple cards, robbing Peter to pay Paul just to put food on the table. The banks calculate the risk and percentage of defaulters, and they still make huge profits from pushing CCs on people. The odd losses they make on individual defaulters are just part of the game. They get no sympathy from me.",The banks pass on the cost of lending irresponsibly by an absurd credit card interest rate which is inflated even further to make a shit tonne of profit. +Just like Trump University tuition.,The old reddit Trump-a-roo! +So strange to have our old site back. This would never have made it past /new 20 hours ago.,The paid internet users are done and gone. +"Dating NTPs is like incest LOL Nah but seriously though, date whoever makes you happy.","The sexiest of sexy wincest, though." +"It won't. He'll get re-elected. If we re-elected Bush, we'll re-elect Trump. We got 8 years of this shit. All the people hoping for universal health care/insured by obamacare are going to get fucked hard for the next 8 years. That shit is getting repealed. Back to the old ways it is.","You're probably right but at least we'll have a wall paid for by Mexico, right?" +I think your still allowed to vote in the next one,Only if he's white +"A few Zenyatta pointers. Ask yourself those questions: - Are my discord orb targets actually being targeted by my team? *Either call out all your targets so your team can focus fire or throw the discords on enemies that'll be engaged by your team* - Are my discord orb targets actually dying? *see last point* - Is my healing making a difference? *Zen has loooow burst healing outside his ULT, meaning his heal is more useful in targets with small total health - 1 second of healing on Tracer gives her 20% of her life while 1 second of healing on Roadhog gives him 5% of his life. His heal is also ranged, so you can throw in allies inside the chaos while you're protected.* - Am I dying too much? *Positioning is REALLY important, know where the health packs are, ALWAYS have cover nearby, make sure to have LOS to your allies while being safe, distance isn't really a factor for him.*","Thanks, had never thought of the healing in terms of what percentage of a heroes life am I restoring." +Slap DRS on the 2006 cars and see what happens :),I would rather have cars that can follow closely and only need a little DRS instead of needing huge straights to get past lol +The Democratic Party is morphing into something new.,I wouldn't quite say that yet. +But Brexit means Brexit!!,"Tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime." +How many states of India can you name? Because many of them are bigger (either in area or population) than many European countries.,"If the top of my head and at 2AM Kerala, Tamil Nadu, Karnataka,AndehracPradesh,Odisha,Maharashtra,Gujarat,Punhab,Assam,Jammu and Kasmir,Sikkim,Uttar Peadesh and Telengana" +Where do we all go IFIFIFIF this Subreddit gets banned? I don't want to lose contact with you all and all the great work we are doing! Is there one place where we can meet together after Reddit becomes Dead-to-me-it?,We'll go *everywhere*. +"What worries me the most about the Hillary Video is the reaction of secret service So I do not know about anyone else but what really gets me about the latest video of Hillary fainting and being put in the van, is the complete lack of urgency by the people around her. If I am fainting or passing out in the street I want people to be reacting and trying to help me, just just casually looking away. What their reactions tells me is that this wasnt some random occurrence and that they have been prepared and/or its not the first time this has happened.","They are professionals doing their job, they know panicking and undue haste might cause problems." +Your entire family deserves to die,The juuulars send their regards! +"I tried it out, but it was too slow paced for me. If you're at a table with a bunch of people, you'll end up waiting sometimes 30+ seconds to get to your move. Some simple changes could be allowing players to choose what they want ahead of time. For example, let me hit check and then go right by me unless some raises. Would save loads of time.","Yeh, you can do that already." +who want mod?,I want mod plz +Off-Day Thread: 11/9/16 - sigh * I'm too depressed to do silly bullet points,gooooooooooodddddddddddddddddddddddddd dammmmmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit +"I don't know if he'll keep it up, but Landon Collins is balling out right now",I thought he would turn it up after moving back to SS but this has just been insane +"Voter ID. Build Wall. Remove people that aren't supposed to be here. Air drop them in on the farthest side of their original country from the US. If they come back, do it again or prison (option 1 would be cheaper than 2). It's much harder to get back with a big ol' wall blocking you and the threat of actual punishment. If there was a group watching for people to enter unlawfully, like a... border control... And helpful drones watching... Seems Trump has this under control. Once most of the illegals are gone, there won't be such a threat illegally voting for our demise. I'm most worried about Justin Turdew overloading on refugees who will then cross the Northern border and migrate and hide in Detroit, Minnesota, and Utah","Please don't involve Minnesota in any more refugees, we have enough crazed somalis stabbing people as is" +"Ever heard about egalilism, feminists dont care about male social problems and thus have always been hypocritical",I would say this is true about women in general throughout time. +Tread lightly youngblood,Why doesn't bad ass stuff like this happen on my social media? +More stories from this universe I have been thinking of what other stories they could tell and I have thought of a couple. I am only going to name one though and leave the rest to you guys. I want the story of the beginning of the Seanchan. I want to hear about the dark things and people they had to fight when they got over there! It sounds so intriguing to me. Other than the collaring of channelers they had a very organized and well setup governing system that seemed to treat people fairly. Well what are your ideas?,- The adventures of Jain Farstrider - Young Cadsuane Melaidhrin - Young Verin Mathwin - The rise and fall of the Jenn Aiel/Rhuidean - Back story of Birgitte Silverbow - What happens after the dragon's peace? +Must be nice playing against a team of blind players. Like what the hell? Zarya even LOOKED directly at you!,"I have had MANY games where I as reinhardt am just going behind the enemie, jump down a ledge and earthshatter them all resulting in a teamkill... SOME PEOPLE have trash headsets" +Everything unlocked?,"I really hope this change makes it in the next wipe, no system is still better than XP grind I think.." +She?,"By she, I mean fag." +It is also impossible to hack a fax.,Is it? +And then campus security will assess a fee to your room for causing a disturbance.,"and search it and find the mini freezer that you smuggled in, giving you another fee." +Oh that is a tough question! I like WIlliams and Thomas based on matchup. Shepard is solid going forward but the Vikings defense scares me big time this week.,"Alright, thanks!" +I'm more worried that h2k are in lose-lose situation. They win? - Well they played wildcard! They lose? - Lul wildcard in semis lul eu. And the next level of success would be winning against koreans which is actually times harder.,"I think people are too excited about ANX to bash H2K if they lose, it's kinda of a win-win scenario for EU fans." +And yet I hear a lot of Europeans say that they think Americans are obsessed with guns. Go figure.,Because you are. +"Episode 173: Scrapping the Rollercoaster, and building a second entrance for premium members",Episode 300: Do I really want the western theme? +He said transmutation table and tablet were disabled.,"The person asked how you do projectE without the transmutation table, and I answered that, and explained what the transmutation table does." +"You literally described Hillary and she lost. Are you sure you know who won the election? The election is over, quit your fear mongering bullshit","Lol ah, you must think that because Trump is rich, then he must be looking out for the poor, seems too have worked for the south since they took that philosophy after the civil war" +LIVE Stream: Crooked Hillary Bends the Knee After Defeat!,Here comes the cough +It's torb*juuuuurn*,"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry sorry sorry..." +"At least it worked in Arizona LOL! On a serious note, I agree and hope that they realise that this change will be for the better and they should spend their more on something more productive.",We also raised minimum wage which is going to have a big impact on small businesses +next is sgares to TL please,Lol he'd go back to c9 to coach if he went to coaching before he goes to liquid. +"Welp, I just applied to join CPUSA, any other suggestions? Looking to help in any reasonable way that I can.",Look for Red Guards or Serve the People collectives in your area. +"Fair enough. But if they weren't enthused about Hillary, how come she crushed it among minorities in the primary? Black Democrats in particular was a huge reason she even WON the primary. Why nominate a candidate you're not going to turn out for?","The primaries weren't always subject to the same ID requirements, held at the same sites as general election polling, and were before a lot of registration purges happened in several states over this summer" +How come Nexus Turrets no longer have Lasers?,"They briefly mentioned it, they wanted to make all the turrets the same." +What is a good body for women in your oppinion?,"Thin body, large boobs." +Tim Kaine on Twitter,This sub is unbearable today +Trump suggests women 'go to another state' for abortions,"I bet women have a few suggestions about where *you* can go, too, Don." +"So according to Gary, anyone who's ever wanted to legalize weed is officially right on everything and can always be trusted over the experts.","Of course, all that matters in the goverment is weed" +But to remain true to the character he couldn't jump.,"Just like how Jigglypuff's rest fully restores his health, oh wait." +I'm Civil and looking at masters. Water management or hydraulic engineering seem like fields with potential now that climate change will be officially denied by the biggest industrial power on earth.,"Their loss is out gain but I'd rather not have to build those levies, I'd rather have people know what the consequences of climate change are." +You buy the option for $1.50 which gives you the right to purchase scty for $20. Acquisition is scheduled to be completed in December for around $26 which would value the option at $6. So for every $1.50 invested you can get $6 back -as long as TSLA stock doesn't tank or the shareholder lawsuit isn't successful. Downside is 100% loss so it's a YOLO bet.,"As long as you can afford to lose the entire investment, then it seems like a pretty reasonable gamble." +The show has used that line often for people we don't have the money to pay you but use this as an outlet to promote whatever you want. I.e. Riley,Riley made a fortune off those symbols. +"You'll be downvoted due to agenda but don't worry, you're correct :)",Yeah that's the only reason. +And it seems like a consort tried to RB him. Prob would have killed two mafia... shame.,It was a Consort and an SK. +"Stop people leaving and joining I spent 5 minutes waiting in a lobby for a custom game because two guys kept leaving and joining over and over again. Put a limit, if you leave twice you can't join that lobby again","To be fair, its because the Custom game system sucks I did this a few times because the host put only Any roles, while theres literally an All Any gamemode" +"Are you seriously blaming Trump for 8 years of Obama's and Clinton's handy work across the middle east? Syrian civil war, Mama Merkel's grand immigration project, etc was their baby.",Are you seriously trying to blame Clinton and Obama for 8 years when the Republicans had majority and could've stopped everything you complain about? +"Found a really kick ass rental where we want to live, applied and was called to say we got the house. Here's the kicker. On Easter this year a 17 year old kid was shot and killed by his step-dad in the house. Now the step dad and mom are on trial for murder.","Dam, that's almost one of those things you wish they could not tell you but at the same time you kinda need to know..." +This may be the worst answer to a question I've ever seen on here,I guess he didn't pick his name out of a hat. +Blind hunter able to shoot 373 yards,I hope in the near future even the mentally unstable and handicapped can shoot stuff too. +These are my offers for heatwave: Dark Matter - Striker Slipstream - Lightning wheels (Show off) - Trinity - RX-T - Photon - Type S - Discotheque -,Making this thread great again +"Well, considering free market healthcare is what got us here, I'd disagree. I think we need to rule the healthcare industry (including pharmaceuticals) with an iron fist. Regulate pricing, which will influence insurance rates, which will end up meaning cheaper and more accessible healthcare for all. Leaving it up to the free market is what got us into this mess in the first place.",Yea cause historically price controls solve all problems and never create ANY shortages. +"Shadowfiend Miracle Priest. Play shadowfiend, play gadgetzan, play minions with card draw, empty your deck in 3 turns. Combo cheap healing spells with auchenai and damage boost with velen/malygos/faceless copies.","A priest suffered when I swashburglared a Shadowfiend on ladder today, you are evil." +"Wait till you see what we did to bananas, dogs, and Christina Hendricks","Oh, I've seen Christina Hendricks." +"no, catastrophic climate change is the new religion, atheism is a old one.",Por que no los dos? +So does his comment history...,Maybe OP is a time traveller? +This motherfucker needs Jesus...,I laughed so hard at this :D +Chickpea Sandwich,"I like how it assumes you know where to get vegan mayo, but need help finding normal mayo" +Make it pull up the map similar to Teleport and pick a place to mortar,"Like Janus ult, it would take 10 seconds to get there but whatever is there is now dead..." +"As a gay Republican I could not be more happy <3 We finally have a president who will cohere the nation, who will give us a common value, who will stop the individual from being further atomized. And the best thing is that gays have had nothing to worry about. Gay marriage is legal and will likely remain legal. And even if they de-legalize it, who cares tbh? But may the **best best** thing about this is that this means rapists and sexual assailants will be seen as regular people. For the gay community this is huge because a large number of us are in fact rapists, preying on younger men, committing sexual assault. Maybe this election will let us own up to the flaws of the gay community? I'm crossing my fingers!",Forgot the +"What the fuck are these people talking about? Let them have their psycho moment, I suppose, but we should save these things to rub in their faces in four years when literally none of this stuff happens.",Oh but it'll happen if we re-elect Trump! +Siena@ #2 Kansas (7:00 pm ET) (CBE HOF Classic,#BIFM! +They kept voting for the same party and the same thing has happened to them over and over again. There was a chance for a candidate who actually participated in the civil rights movement as President.,Ill vote Democrat until republicans stop trying to steal my right to vote. +Kind of the opposite but I convinced my brother that Japanese people had two stomachs before.,"Similarly, Asian girls have sideways vaginas." +(media) Solo revenge on safe zone camping 4 man,I like how the fuckface who killed you at the checkpoint was the last one to die later on. +"Well yeah, different elements burn slightly different colors depending on what it is. As it moves through the atmosphere it'll burn up and show the color of whatever the element was. I think Boron burns green so it was likely heavy in Boron.",Maybe its a material we havent discovered yet! +I spent summer 2015 there in Minneapolis on an internship (I'm from Cincinnati). I'm never going back.,"I grew up in the southern portion of MN, escaped right out of high school and settled in the south - never to look back." +Minorities are straight fucked at this point. Pence is fucking scary and the alt right racist cunts have come out of the woodwork.,Wow guyz 2 dae I wuz walking dwn street as a beutyful PoC (I'm brown) n I saw DRUMPF win I was so scared It's not lyk my fam <3 moved 2 da states much eerlier n wuz able 2 surviv +"Yeah, I wouldn't have been as concerned if the republicans didn't have the house and senate as well. Although I don't think they'll really play ball with Trump. But I don't think Trump really wants to do most of the presidency work anyway so it'll just be Pence.",Great let's cure gayness +Flux Pavilion donates $1000 to Rudy and offers him free tickets to a show. Amazing.,He always seemed like a chill guy. +This isn't the fucking leafy sub.,This also isn't the whiny little bitch sub. +AMD please name Zen+ CPUs as SoZen,"id prefer AiZen so it can lead AMD to 50% marketshare, just as expected [huehuehue]" +RUUUUUN TO THE HIIIIILLLLSS,RUUUN FOYOYOUR LIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE +"Refusing to help themselves to food that isn't theirs, even if it is offered freely.",Yes not poor but when I was younger (we weren't even poor then just not as well off as my mates) I would feel awkward asking for food sometimes Also thanks for stealing the best username ever +Dead Rising 4 Pc GTX 1070 Vs AMD Fury X 1080p Frame Rate Comparison - Fury X almost on par with GTX 1070,Wouldn't mind benchmarking this but I sure as hell don't want to buy it. +"Gotta watch the world bern dude, fuck third party",but socialism is bad +Reagan at least went into politics long before becoming president. He was Governor of California before running for president.,So what about Clint Eastwood? +These are the newest ones? Like the 2nd batch,"It's the only one listed, I'm not 100% sure" +For the normies who wonder why we're so obsessed with virgins,Source? +"Remember that Kid comboes really well with Pica when he comes out. He shines in Driven teams, and I think I'll do a team like :Fuji friend, Doffy lead, Kidd, Pica, Caesar, Trebol. If I need to I'll swap Diamante in for trebol",Who can caeser be swapped with? +Laat maar vallen want het komt er toch wel van het geeft niet of je re-hent ...,Kheb jou nooit gekend ik wil weten wie je bent :'( +"Young Peezy is the best, enjoy",EZ Peezy all day +21? which country will be added to the group?,I'm hoping Mars +"Ahh yes, Meningitis. The life threatening illness that only crops up in cramped prison conditions...or college dorms. I had a friend that had to get almost all her toes amputated. She did get her entire school paid for and a settlement, but was it worth 8 toes? Man, kinda.",I mean what are toes even good for? +It's literally why this happened.,Not really... +The United States Of Racist AmeriKKKa Done It To You Again! - Nubian Planet,"Ohh, spelling America with three Ks, never seen that before!" +Theresa May refuses to follow US in ending bomb sales to Saudi Arabia,"Child killing is a large part of our economy, if countries like Saudi Arabia stopped killing kids we would be in financial trouble." +"Good OBGYN in sunrise/tamarac? So I just found out I am pregnant. I just moved to Broward and need a new OBGYN. Anyone have recommendations for a good OBGYN in the sunrise/tamarac area. Or in west Broward? Also, whats the best hospital to have a baby in?","I am not a doctor or licensed, but could take a look." +Why claim a lineage from Odin and use pictures of Saturday morning cartoons Vikings that have nothing to do with the Norse or Norse mythology? Why dress like rejected Sons of Anarchy extras? Why anything?,Why magnets? +Congrats on getting 13 upvotes by using Paul Wulff sucking as an excuse for not regulating your redneck sect of fans. My friend had to get stitches because she attended a college football game. Fuck yourself for letting shit like that happen.,Because I'm sure Husky fans didn't instigate anything at all. +First Lady Melania Trump (NSFW),I guess this post was made and liked by all of these tolerant liberals who respect women so much that would vote for the candidate that took money from the most sexist country on the globe. +My news feed is full of this right now,The Christian credo: 1) God is all-powerful 2) God is all-knowing 3) When bad things happen it's not God's fault +"Jeebus fuck, how could a person with this narrow mind get such a powerful position","I, for one, would like to welcome our new insect overlords." +well do they sell water bottles there? i dont have a camelback either,"Yes, 4$ per waterbotte and 6$ per powerade" +What did Hurricane Matthew give you?,A broken glass door and a broken fence. +Holla is gone but hella is back.,Mostly thanks to Life is Strange methinks. +"It's OK, I think everyone makes terrible decisions when they're 24.","Well, my state was going Republican anyways..." +Or the level 3 gank cheese going buff to krugs blue side.,Not anymore +Unbelievable. My Facebook is heavily Oregonians and my feed is an echo chamber of we need to purge uneducated whites.,Because that's not racist or elitist at all ! +Hilary Clinton coughs violently into a microphone for four straight minutes. (special edition director's cut),Oh my ... I can't help but wonder if she is unwell. +Most beard... I was hoping this stud got a card,Suge Knight? +Trump was elected by a populist movement. With enough effort and sincere effort someone like him can be 'negotiated' with. Make a good 'business' argument and things will work out.,Seems like a reasonable guy to me. +The Trouble With The Electoral College,That was the best thing ever about the worst thing ever! +In what cases are the amateur versions better than the professional?,"Porn, I guess" +yes but its been liberals that have been violent,the right wing has a history of violence in this country. +Seems like a win for everyone to me. The local community should decide what's best for them.,Segregation ftw. +More local manufacturing enters the market,All of a sudden everything will be manufactured in America. +Virtual reality gaming booth at the Tokyo game show,Just when you thought the Wiimote was dead. +Demogorgonzola,It would explain why the upsidedown looks kinda moldy +Chesticles,Pecnuts +* IGN: Will * Deposited: Mankey M 12 named Brave in Nest Ball * Requesting: A Trick Room Brave Ditto,Sent! +Russian teen survives 23-floor fall after attempting to impress girl,"You don't fall in Russia, Russia comes up to you and catches you." +I have pink sunburst and white traheres. How many keys?,5 keys for white traheres? +"Oh sorry, I meant within the forza franchise. I never played GT2, I didn't have a PlayStation until GT3. Was that the one with Pikes Peak?",Sure was! +Wtf I've read this post title like 5 times and I still don't understand it ... ?,"Yeah, I had to click the actual article and page search Africa to find the context to make any sense of this fucking title." +I present to you my Colour palette. It may be useless but i like it.,Would black stained clay fit in brown or black? +"well that's a great way to have a discussion, numbnuts.",Why would I want to have a discussion with the rabbit hole? +Yea exactly. I'd be fine if they told me I wouldn't have to pay federal income tax like Puerto Ricans. They can have their statehood. I want my money.,"If only were in the United States, then you can become a state." +It would solve alot but the comish refuses to do so.,Find a new league. +NATO secretary general: 'We are not in a Cold War',Because Putin <3 Trump +"Here's the thing. I didn't vote for trump, but i damn well could have. My family came over legally, and we SUFFERED. As we lived here, my dad was under complete control of his sponsor. If he didn't do EXACTLY what his sponsor said, he would be fired and we would have been deported, but we couldn't leave, because I was a citizen of the USA and thus I wouldn't have had any government assistance back at the other country. Ultimately, my dad's boss fired him a few days before we were finished with the sponsorship process, just to spite him because he knew we would be leaving that company regardless. When I see illegals just casually discuss oh I think we just might move to the USA when they live decently already in Mexico or someplace, that makes me feel angry that they're just cutting the line like that, and when people advocate for illegals, I feel like they're invalidating my parent's struggle.",Do you feel everyone should be subject to what your parents went through to gain citizenship? +Except Mitt was more ethical.,NO REPUBLICANS CANT BE ETHICAL BIGOT +I've got to ask a simple question that always comes to mind when I see nuclear war....who benefits from that?,"Megalomaniacs benefit from a very brief ego boost, I guess?" +That's great to hear! Really looking forward to LFG too!,Whats LFG +"In this new world, now is the time to support fearless, independent journalism.",Yeah we need new & better journalism.. unless you disagree with my opinions then it's just the MSM being corrupt +When has this been an unpopular opinion?,STEM degrees are the only way you can avoid being a poor pleb who wasted their college life +Not tired of winning. But the winning is getting boring. America will be Great Again before Inauguration.,Maybe he can convert cuck troodoh and make Canada great again in his second set of 100 days eh +Donnie did not remotely have the liquidity to buy an NFL team,Well his name is worth 4 billion so he would just liquidate that +rando white boy telling it like it is,Remember; its okay to be racist to white people +"I hope our next president is a half-black, half-latino, gay transwoman, just so we can get the first _____ president checklist done and start voting based on who's qualified.",Like that character on True Blood? +All? That's a bold statement.,Not even for a majority +As an owner of Martin and Lewis this week could not get any better.,If either of them were a lock as starters it might get a little better... +If you bother to look his speech in New Mexico he is actually thrilled.,"Nah, he's still evil because he and Gary were more successful with a pragmatic message than any LP candidate before them and it hurts my feelings." +According to Trump science wind farms kill birds. (They do although likely less then the high rises trump owns).,But removing mountain tops doesn't. +Only 22% believe he will start a nuclear war. WTF.,"Oh, I was wrong, that's much better" +"We have some serious focus issues. We need to play and coach like the game is always on the line until we have a very, very comfortable lead.",I wonder how much the wind really affected things... every drive in the entire game where points were scored started going with the wind. +"So let me get this straight. Your position is that if you voted against Hillary and you are a woman you can go to hell? So women are free to do whatever they want, as long as what they want is what you want them to do?","Yeah of course, duh!" +"I'm expecting her to be a more traditional First Lady who doesn't decide she has to go create a political legacy for herself. She's certainly got the style and fashion sense of a Jackie O. or a Princess Diana. It'll be interesting to see if the media's hatred of Trump extends to her, or if they can treat her the way they'd treat the wife of a Democrat.",Yeah cuz only democratic first ladies are treated with respect +Never ask your dad to bring you stuff at school,"Lol worst part is, that had stuff in it that makes it easier for you dad to have sex with your mom, brutal." +They are planning a new tactic around the fire,'Let's just all press S3' +At least they believe you when you pass. This is only step 6 of 39 in the OPP use-every-method-known-to-man-to-determine-sobriety-because-the-first-two-breathalyzers-can't-possibly-be-right handbook.,if weren't so easy to have breathalyzer overturned then they wouldn't have to go about that +"How do Southern Cuts compare to Turkish Royals? I'm pretty much 99.9% a menthol smoker, but I've been wanting to try to branch out to regular cigarettes. A little while ago this subreddit was on a Turkish Royal kick, and I tried them as my first non-menthol cigarette. To be honest, I hated them. I've gotten about 8 cigs into the pack over the past month and they have not grown on me at all. I suspect that I may just dislike Turkish tobacco, but I also fear that maybe I just don't like non-menthols in general. Seeing as the sub has now been on a Southern Cut kick this week, I've been tempted to give them a shot, but I really don't want to waste $6 and hate them as well. How do they compare to Turkish Royals? What are the similarities and differences between them? Bonus question: What do you think would be a good cigarette for a menthol smoker to try to attempt to branch out from smoking only menthols?","THEY ARE BOTH AMAZING AND MAKE ME HAPPY *sorry, two of my favorites*" +It's be hard to dismantle something already in place and requires Americans on a healthcare bill. I'm not saying impossible but difficult.,They'll just eliminate the funding in favor of tax cuts for the 1% +"Turning 21 this weekend, what are your favorite alcoholic drinks Reddit?",COCAINE +Just no...,"thats so dumb, everyone knows you can pull the hardest with a split grip" +What accomplishments? You mean like never having held a real job?,I'm sure a lifetime in politics and almost being the democratic party's nominee for president is less authentic and respectable than having a real job. +"As someone who only went as far as Gen 3 when I was a kid, which of the newer Gens would you recommend I play through?",Well XY was supposed to be a 'restart' where it would fill you with the same experience as red and blue but I would almost say wait for sun and moon as its a completely different game than the other games with the new mechanics they are going to be a relative change to every player. +My FB freind's meltdown.,Can anyone explain what the word bigly means? +USB-C to DisplayPort.,does it support g-sync or freesync? +Where was this pimple that it hindered your ability to walk properly?,Arm +I made this!,What if you swallow it like a pill? +"Stumbled across this picture. Is the town in Bob's Burgers based on Portland, Maine?","It would make sense, they even have that lobster festival episode" +And the count-down has begun,Probably a fan page and not officially associated with Nintendo. +"So rude!! This happened to me last night. Wasn't the first time and definitely won't be the last. But I was ringing up a customer who happened to then see one of their friends come up to them. Small chitchat was exxhanged and then the friend who had walked up decided he wanted to buy something too. Without even looking at me, he throws his item on the counter, keeps talking to his friend, and says not a single word to me. I did my usual spiel, Hey, how are you this evening? Find everything ok? And it went completely ignored. I am seething inside because I hate hate hate people like this. I finish ringing him up, tell him his total, and WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING AT ME, just holds out his hand with his credit card. I stood there for a minute not taking it thinking he would get the hint. Nope. Finally, I just take it, ring it through and hand him his reciept. He still doesn't look at me as I hand him the reciept. I wanted to punch that guy.",It's usually these people who are self centred or thinks their important +Uncle? Which is the best MS?,propably zeta? +I dislike him because he didn't vote. I used to disagree with him but he was protesting in a completely non-intrusive way and I can respect that. And then you come out and say you didn't vote.,You know there are some people that just think voting is ineffective. +He also has to submit Jacare or Maia within 3 minutes or hes a scrub.,"If he submits Khabib, I'll fuck a Durian fruit." +"Tyson Chandler? Robin Lopez? Top-5 would have to be Gasol, Green, Noah, Griffin, Gasol.",Bogut? +Heck I'm a dude worried about being murdered by strange men at night...,"Well as a dude, you're more likely to get attacked by a stranger than women are, so it makes sense." +I hope no one else has been secretly watching it this whole time,35 minutes left... +It's Always Evil In Philadelphia,Thanks for the new phone background. +Well that didn't work,Any explanation for what this really is? +"What cards? We have decided to unilaterally withdraw, what on earth do you think that we have up our sleeves?",german cars and french wine I imagine is the response +Is that Steve Bannon? yeah I imagined an 8 foot Demon with red horns,I imagined Hitler +What did your parents almost name you?,"Austin but instead they settled for Steele, how they came to that conclusion I'll never know..." +Don't forget to enroll for next semester.,That was considerably less painful than previous years. +"I really don't know what to eat on rest days I looked through a lot of threads and googled things to eat that don't have many carbs, but in the end I just couldn't find much that I actually like and enjoy eating, so maybe you have some ideas I can learn from. As it stands right now I see rest days as 'meh' days. That's 4 days a week that are 'meh' to me regarding my food. I **love** carbs. In fact I love them so much that I can't find much food I like that isn't high in carbs. And even if I do - I always feel like I should be eating something with carbs on the side to make it a full meal. Things I love include: - Rice - Noodles - Fruit - Potatoes - Beans - Oatmeal - Any variation of bread Training days are heaven with leangains. I usually eat rice with chicken breast with tomato sauce as my main meal and I absolutely love it. To be honest I love meat - but only together with a nice amount of carbs. Else it doesn't feel like a full meal to me and is 'meh'. So on rest days I'm really struggling to find things that I don't just eat to fill my calories. I eat chicken breast, but it's boring without my rice. I eat fish, but it's boring without potatoes. I eat bacon, but it's boring if it's not on some kind of bread. I eat cheese, but without bread it sucks. I eat eggs, but always wish there were some potatoes on the side. I eat nuts, but... well, I find nuts to be boring as hell in itself, so I only eat them to fill calories anyway. You see where this is going. I can't find things I like to eat on their own that don't have a lot of carbs. I don't like rest days right now and I always look forward to training days because I can finally eat carbs again. That can't be right, can it? So I really hope you can help me out here. As you might have noticed I pretty much know what kind of food I should be eating, but I'm just so, so bored with my rest day meals. I'd appreciate anything at all to help me get over this boredom.",Grow some balls and eat Greek yogurt or cottage cheese to get protein on rest days. +Women of Reddit. Why do you want to suck our wieners after we give you flowers?,"Because flowers are plant genitalia, it's a subconscious thing." +"Told my SO i took the Cookies to my Office and shared them, but I ate them all.",Anyone who says they'd done different is a damned liar. +"It's especially funny when you realize that China has fewer reasons than ANY OTHER COUNTRY ON EARTH to perpetuate the climate change 'myth'. They currently dump more pollutants into the atmosphere than any other nation, why would they create a conspiracy that makes them look bad?",Because those godless savages don't care what anyone thinks of them +"Aurora man convicted of throwing rake at passing Jeep, causing crash that paralyzed teen, DA says",Why would the teen turn around to confront the guy? +That guy's got brass ones.,its an abandoned tank +"Ramirez, hack those voter lists and get rid of that communist whos making me look bad","Ramirez, delete all the negative news about the Clinton Foundation with a calculator." +What about bankers who had jaiib exams this Sunday? Yeah they're fucked.,Exam can be postponed right? +"Landon Donovan in talks to end retirement, rejoin LA Galaxy - sources","If it doesn't work out, maybe the Mets need another minor leaguer" +We owe the amish. Buy amish goods!!,Do they have an online market or something? +Crusader Kings II - Monks and Mystics Announcement Trailer,"... they are not going to fix the nonsensical pagan reformation, are they?" +Donald Trump statement on banning Muslims from US has disappeared from his website,First broken election promise? +*SIX BULLETS....enough to kill everything that moves*,unless there's 7 people +The Thumbnail of the post is the same as the splash screen of an old Sony Dvd player I had/grew up with. This brings back so much memories.,I still have mine. +Which animals would be pissed off to find out what we named them?,Anteaters would probably think we were being pretty darn creative. +"And no civilian will ever see inside the confines of the reactor, so your point is moot.",Yet as a professional in the field my point is technically accurate +Well he whines a lot and has daddy issues. The only thing that would confirm he was going to be a future murderer.rapist would be if his mum dressed him up in girls clothes. But then his mums's dead so perhaps he didn't get the chance.,^^^^^^^^I ^^^^^^^^get ^^^^^^^^the ^^^^^^^^feeling ^^^^^^^^this ^^^^^^^^gentleman ^^^^^^^^isn't ^^^^^^^^entirely ^^^^^^^^geniune +"I got this one: Strictly from a visual standpoint you want to square your shoulders and keep your chin so your face is parallel to the ground. What you DO NOT want to do is stick out your chest or point your face down (this is a sign of avoidance) or up (this comes off as smug superiority.) The difference in a warm smile and a cocky smile has a lot to do with lip position. When you smile do it gently with your lips relaxed, just pulling the sides out slightly. For a big smile try to show just a little bit of teeth, but not gum-line, and use your whole mouth. Smirking can come off a bit cocky, so try not to pull your mouth to one side. Personal space is crucial. In a one on one situation you shouldn't be able to swing your arm out and hit the person you're talking to, but you should be within hand shaking distance with nothing more than a weight shift. Any closer and you're being forceful, any farther and you're being distant. Eye Contact: By far the most important and most difficult to master. You should maintain eye contact without staring. Try to make sure you lock eyes on the most important points, but feel free to take the occasional glance because prolonged eye contact isn't comfortable for many people who aren't very close. Look to things like sudden movement, sounds, or shift between individuals for an opportunity to glance away, very briefly, before reestablishing eye contact. Body Language: Don't be afraid to gesture but keep them reserved with your elbows near your sides. Don't tuck them, you can keep them moving, but don't extend them forward. Most importantly, stay loose. If you're walking around looking like you've got your whole upper body flexed it looks like you're trying to intimidate people. IF you're more looking for specific facial feature that contribute, a high angled nose makes peoples faces look turned up even when they're not. Pursed lips can give a bit of an air of disgust. Source: Comm Degree, judge at speech competitions, QA",What if you walk around with your hood pulled low and your head tilted down? +Thursday night thread - post Trump day Going to Melbourne tomorrow - have at it.,Carlton Pale Ale is crap. +To me your like one of those child porn guys that says he swears he doesn't look at them anymore. If you were really a rehabilitated cheater why didn't you wipe that shit away for good?,"Wow, great analogy." +"Google Photos commercial, takes jab at Apple.",Why are month old commercials be posted here and upvoted? +"The ability to block votes is dumb and should be removed I just started a comp game and immediately after connecting, one of my teammates lost power and was restarting. We went to pause it, but the other team called a vote first. They let the vote timer run out and we were unable to pause it before the first round started. It seems like it is unintended for the other team to delay time outs like this, and just encourages douchey behavior",This is just like when you see that sexy chick and your friend calls dibs on it +10 cls 20 print LOL ; 30 print Slurp 40 goto 20 50 end,DOES IT HALT? +Doubt it... it takes at least a couple of hours to download the game. They weren't on it right away.,Haha look at this American with his Comcast. +"Of the top 5 pitchers in the 2016 postseason strikeouts, 3 are Dodgers (Kershaw, Hill, Jansen)","Now, let's shut up the haters." +Here Hillary... THESE are your deplorables.,"No, these are the oppressed minorities restoring their stolen dignity" +God bless overload !,I'm just as impressed by how you got Paulo Dybala into your team! +"He doesn't want to take a position that would cripple the presidency, except for the fact *he ran for president* Wat",Book sales. +Does that mean its not that worth?,It's was under estimated :p +Current generation in 50 years time.,The lady fucked up by doing the hitler salute.. +On an R8? I'll take that bet for $100.,*wooosh* +"Somehow, a few morons were able to convince a bunch of people that racism can only come from people of power. So now only white people are racist. Don't let a black kid die unless it's because of another black kid.",Black non cop* Because cops are white regardless of their race +"While it may be be frustrating at times, I love playing support",We need purple and red support like right now. +You fucking racist,Me too thanks +I enjoyed working with robots. They're very good listeners when you want to talk about about your personal problems. Just like rubber ducks.,What exactly is the function of a rubber duck? +"Last I checked it can't roll with replenished :( so keep on to that party crasher, I've swapped over a few times to a replenish shotgun just before a FOH when I'm starving for ammo in rumble!",Party Crasher still drops in Y3 Crucible? +"Just guessing here, but someone at youtube probably doesn't like Trump very much and thus is not gonna stand for a video that paints trump supporters in a spotlight where they are the ones getting abused by the oh so innocent clinton supporters. Im european, this isn't me being a salty trump supporter. I don't give a shit who won. I do give a shit that people are sore losers. You live in a democratic government, accept that the majority voted for something else and get on with the daily life ;/","Nah, you think?" +"Roast my First Car, a 1990 Chevy Lumina. I paid $500 for it.",How far did you have to push it to work today? +"Was it with a crew, friends or randoms?",Randoms and one friend +"Gift Cards Does anybody know how long you have to wait to put in a gift card after messing up the first time? I bought three League RP Gift Cards, put two in, then messed up on the third, and then it said I've put in the maximum amount of gift cards. So how long do I have to wait until I can out another one in?",24 hour +Psychotic Clowns,"Yes they did, I specifically remember this happening in Bakersfield almost 2 years ago." +Or politeness.,"TomaAAATo, TomaaaaTo." +"Start a fire... As a feature, not a gadget hack like using the battery and steel wool or of the suches.",Have you tried the samsung galaxy 7? +systems completed.,That keyboard takes me back to my high school days. +I'm an ironman,I am Iron Man +"But of course. The same way Obama was to blame for 9-11 and gets no credit for the Auto and Bank Bailout/Recovery and the positive economy. So, Trump will initially take credit for the economy. The only comfort is that he'll no longer be able to do this when the economy craters, due to his ruinous policies kicking in.","I'm just saying, where was Obama as president during 9-11?" +"This type of stuff really does need to be cleared up so people don't use false information to fear monger. Just like some use the idea of immigrants coming to take your jobs and rape your family, there is not a large cohort of people with KKK robes in their closets ready to smash the windows of all the Jews in town.",wait you didn't get issued your KKK robe on your 16th birthday? +"If kids are unruly enough they should be arrested, not beaten. We arrest adults without beating them when they get out of hand, there's no reason we can't do the same thing to children.",I could argue arresting somebody hasn't been shown to have any positive effect either. +"The panel only having one non-ranked player is kinda eh. I'd recommend adding the prominent TOs to the panel as well, unless the PR'd are also TOs, then carry on.",The PR panel isn't the head TO's but they all help out and contribute so much to the scene +"I just like to believe something more is out there. I think existing for a period of years, and then dying and not existing, and nothing happens afterwards, and it's like before we existed is a bit boring... Believing in life after death, ghosts, reincarnation, makes life at least in my opinion a bit more enjoyable. I like mystery. I think if we explain everything away to the point life doesn't have an ounce of mystery. I think life is pretty fucking boring. Your born, you live, you die and that's it. Nothing. Fucking boring. I'd rather believe in something more. And I'm totally fine with the idea of there being nothing after death. I just believe because I can. Just like people believe in god, because they can. There's no law against believing in what you want to believe in, wish the non believer crowd would accept that and stop being so pushy and rude.",Atheism is the most proselytizing belief system out there right now. +Isn't this just a case that automation and mass labour are increasingly making manual jobs redundant?,We want our industry back when the reality is in 20 years factories will be almost completely automated. +A quick bit of math can answer that: 0<3,"But when you get the nut draw, you can restore balance on turn 1." +SNL Shares Teaser Video Of Dave Chappelle & A Tribe Called Quest's Upcoming Episode,Not available in Canada... trump has begun. +Something something Bill Clinton. Something something hypocrisy.,The controversy around him is the fact they *didn't* agree to it. +"Wow, we are all cunts down here.","Sorry for kidnapping top comments, but I have an question .Is the coal going to be used as a supply to existing power stations, new power power station or as an export to China and India ?" +Could have used them during the Democratic primary.,Explain. +"Jamie Dupree on Twitter: Donald Trump on Hillary Clinton at debate: And when she walked in front of me, believe me, I wasn't impressed (Deplorable)",She wasn't doing it to impress you asshole. +That dismissive attitude got a reality TV show host elected president. So maybe cut that shit out right the fuck now.,I have a hard time believing it wasn't *listening* to white nationalist ideals that got him elected- and that has let this kind of rhetoric grow since the 00s- rather than calling.people racist makes them super racist. +WE'RE GONNA BUILD A ~~WALL~~ TEAM AND ~~MEXICO~~ THE NETS ARE GONNA PAY FOR IT,Ironically both messages are solved by 'trade deals'. +This is what happens when players mistake skill injectors for actual skill,this dude looks like he's been losing expensive ships for years. +"Aruz, Foundry Automator",That's waaaay wordy. +"Lmao, what item is this?",Death to doorgeshuun quest part +"No, I mean the place that automatically banned anyone who wasn't outright supported the guy to the point a whole new subreddit evolved from those bannings.",If you had questions or wanted to talk about why he should be president in a level headed and civil manner you should have gone to r/AskTrumpSupporters +B&O headphones email with tracking. I just received another email saying my headphones have shipped but this time with a tracking number. Will arrive on 10/16. Great! Anyone else received theirs with tracking?,My submission is in the 43XXXs and I just got approved so I imagine it will be a while before mine ships +To buy? Try this # (559) 621-9333,nice +His username is relevant.,How DARE you assume op's gender? +yet your willing to back a canidate who is willing to accept massive donations from them.,I already voted so...yes. +"Oh Lord, Cousins is my QB, I have Fitzpatrick on my bench (disaster), and the only decent QBs on the wire are Tyrod and Hoyer....",Well all the other responses are pretty 50/50 but I would go with Hoyer +Not clicking it - Carly Rae's first pitch?,"Yes, legendarily bad." +TLDR: You filthy non-japanese peasants don't deserve uncensored eroges. Stop biting the hand that gives you scraps or you won't get anything.,I'll gently nibble on it instead +Yes I'm sure fascists supporting each other is a sign of world peace,"So no need for war, they can solve all their differences with pussy grabbing competitions." +Teams we beat keep tanking and devaluing our wins.,I know the feeling. +If Trump's a cat then 'grab them by the pussy' takes on a whole new meaning.,Fuck em in the pussy +What the fuck is will all the weird fake Oakly sunglasses sales!? It's a fucking plague facebook doesn't have the cure for.,"I report them for fraud, ss the ad and send it to Oakley." +You're cynical about cynics. And I'm cynical about cynics who are cynical about cynics. Fight me.,Ok where/when? +Will eventually be released. We had it accidentally added to our accounts because it was in the build we played on. Twas a whoopsie.,I like how i've only noticed you two times on reddit and both have been on posts about this headgear haha +"That's a very old-fashioned viewpoint, and given the state that the western/Christian world is in, I dare say I don't think it's working....",That is literally what the Bible says. +And now you should understand why you have Trump as a president. You guys felt it more important to manufacture a scandal about Clinton who really has never done anything bad because Sanders has a far too small support base to ever win. Now you get Trump as a result of your hard work.,Username checks out +"Patti McGuire, 1977",Needs NSFW tag +1/11 was also a Tuesday.,What does January 11th have to do with this? +i got msi b150m mortar + samsung evo 850 gb ssd,That's probably what I'll get then +This team isn't even bad. Man this sub is doom and gloom.,Sorry should have added the +I've been to a lot of games in recent years and have yet to see someone throw beer at an opposing team's fan.,Yeah because all Philly fans throw is snowballs with batteries packed inside +"Straight men of reddit, what's the least amount of money you'd accept to get fucked in the ass by a random man?",ITT I find out that my price is disturbingly low compared to others +"To Q or not to Q I just watched a video in which the player kept switching to the pistol accidentally while fighting off revenants and hell knights. I used to have that problem before I started using the weapon wheel, because I'd frantically hit the wrong key or attempt to scroll through my weapons using the mouse wheel. I'm wondering what the community thinks about the weapon wheel. Personally I love it even though it's probably less efficient than hitting a key to select a weapon. What do you think?",I use a Razer Naga so I kinda didnt realize the PC version had a weapon wheel for a long time; being forced into it for the XB1 version was tough +"The shoe flying off at the end seals it, lol",Prolly KIA'd. +It's the only part of the series that felt grounded to me. DT often felt too unfocused and generic,Generic? +I Found A Lovely Princess,Oh so this is your channel? +"I can understand supporting any candidate, if that's what you believe. But to drink their ridiculous kool-aid? Why would anyone listen to him (or anyone else) over thousands of scientists who have proven it? I don't get why some people are so incredibly naive.",Because those scientists are payed off by the Chinese to make climate change look real so the US will be weakened and they can take over! +"Yes, let's all start speaking Spanish and pronounce our z's like we have a lisp. We must fully become Spain immediately to be able to be world class!",I'm buying stocks in paella immediately! +What's on your mind right now?,Climate Change +"that's why i asked, quit talking about thanksgiving not being global if you don't want another event, they might hear you xD",They don't hear anything else we say why would this be any different lol +This is a major issue that is affecting humans right now. Problem is those people are brown and poor and nobody in the western world will give a fuck until they begin migrating.,So let's have them start migrating now and say they won't stop until climate change is stopped +I imagine AI as a genius baby with immortality that was born with super intellect and will surpass it parents.,And that sort of scenario (with a human baby that powerful) always works out well in the movies +What is the silliest reason you've seen someone get offended?,Hugh..... Mungus. +Beharbros does great work.,"Can confirm, my TORO VGA box is awesome!" +"are you sure they're deducting it from your check? My ex had an employer that paid the premiums for disability insurance, and it showed up on the pay stub, but it wasn't actually deducted from the pay. It was a bit confusing at first.","And insurance over a certain amount is taxed, so that might be what is coming out of his check." +the UK in a nutshell.,Hey guys lets ban zombie knives... You know so we can keep people safe. +Call her back and ask her why did you hang up.,And when she hangs up you should start harassing her +Wikipedia is so unbiased. No wonder they did such a great job with the GG article.,I am a gamergator and I think the article is pretty fair. +"The leafs management and coaching staff have no idea what they're doing. They are clearly running suboptimal forward lines and can't seem to notice Marincin, Polak and Hunwick's blue line deficiencies. There is definitely not more to it that us, as informed insiders, aren't aware of.",You dropped this +"Absolutely mind-blowing, would have never thought of that",I hope you apologized for ruining his win rate. +The PR department *really* knows their audience,Well..some of the devs worked on previous RCT titles. +In Butt-fuck Ohio this guy said he was scared about Muslims coming into his tiny store that sells deli meat and killing everyone. Everyone there is Christian and white.,and armed. +third party voters are the worst,"Yeah, democracy is about voting for who I want!" +"Not trying to sound pedantic, but that's not new at all. It's just that most Kunkka players in pubs are ROFLDAMAGE retards and don't play him for his utility, but kunkka support have been around for ages. Hell; can we remember those shadow demon / kunkka support duo that saw play frequently during ti4 or ti5 (don't remember which one (ti5 likely, ti4 was deathball meta)). Early game you are a really good roamer with xmark great setup, and torrent with HUGE cast range and guaranteed if the lane you gank has a setup. As skill build you max Xmark over torrent, ult whenever you can. Xmark is important to get maxed so that you can setup yourself for long duration disabling. As such you are an initiator. I know nowadays there are some kunkka support that play with tidebringer, I never was curious enough to watch how they make it work. I personnally skill stats instead of tidebringer when I play him support, at least for some levels until i get gold for luxury. Blink is really good. Euls is good so that you can setup without using Xmark and solve mana issues. Don't know about aghanim, didn't play it yet. But really you only need to have enough mana for your spells and you are set for until the lategame. The hardest part to playing him is finding exp to up your Xmark and become self reliant for ganks. A good trick to know is the camp stacking with torrent (not sure if it still works). In a nutshell, when a camp is torrented up, it's not considered on the map, and the camp will therefore respawn. It requires precise timing, and is a bit mana intensive, but hey you just generated 100 gold for your team might be worth 120 mana.",The stacking camp with torrent doesn't work anymore. +Goalies in the KHL learning about Datsyuk's backhand the hard way,It's oddly satisfying to see every one of the opposing players turn their head at the same time. +One for Saxx and one for population,Population can come under Scheduled. +Look both ways before crossing a street.,Quit victim blaming. +Anivia works too. So basically range and kiting mechanics,yeah but then again Anivia top fucking sucks +It's the laziest form of advocacy there is as i sit on my couch and click a link i found on Reddit...,We did it Reddit! +"This is a great idea. Instead of just protesting, they should try to do something about the problem.",It's immensely easier to complain than to try and actually fix a problem. +Overwatch has been out not even a year and its miles ahead of cod already,cod has not even been out for a month yet though +"Mike Pence Confirms Trump Presidency Will Abolish Birth Control Mandate. Welcome to the past, America !",It's not like birth control is used to treat illnesses too! +New ops and tanks!,Thanks Paulie P. +Not that I would ever wear either of those but I'm kind of annoyed at all of the homophobic comments being made by people who cover up their closet case by wearing cargo shorts and t-shirts with snarky sayings.,"Guys Im sorry but I dont know what other shorts to wear, somebody please help me Im a lost soul" +He's actually a really great guy to work with. We've been trying to do some drop the bomb stuff with them and he has made things really easy.,Hi sado how was casting at the wesg the past few days? +Really small ones though lol.,haha lol. +"Yeah, he'll pay you to emit carbon.",I suppose that's an improvement over paying to emit methane... lol +What does Trump win mean for US science?,He'll restrict research funding to religious organizations. +safe zones aka somewhere near Aleppo where Russia is bombing daily no doubt.,"Yes, Trump *definitely* wants civilians massacred" +"That's what I thought too initially, but there are two major problems with that. 1. Blackflame is not represented, shown or mentioned anywhere in the entire Lord of Hollows storyline. It is also completely absent from the ending. 2. How can Friede have Blackflame if you need the first flame for it?","Painted Worlds seem to have their own flames, and Ariandel brought his out to resurrect Friede." +"As much as people dog on it, Yokai watch is actually a really fun and well made game. This is one of the few games I'm looking forward to playing.","I'm gonna get murdered for saying this, but YW2 has got me MORE hyped then Pokemon S/M" +"What the fuck, Kevin Robinson was my teacher in school.",Was he a peace of shit? +Gameplay sick flickshoot i got today,That sound is on point TBH +ESEA launches LAN Anti-Cheat. Will be used at IEM Oakland and iBUYPOWER Masters.,This is why godsent dropped out +"This weeks Lyudmila-D Guardians, Just noticed one of the rolls of the Lyudmila-D. **Headseeker, Counterbalance, Hand-Laid Stock** It is the god roll but is this gun even comparable with The Cleaver Dragon or Graps of Malok?",Excellent roll but Steel Medulla honestly might be just as good. +"Hunter failed for amoxifen metabolite, boldenone metabolites, methandienone metabolites, drostanolone metabolite and clenbuterol. This has to be some sort of record doesn't it?",Hey man eat clen tren hard. +I never changed one in my RX-7 either.,Lol fuckin wanklers +Such a nice week to be a PCgaMeR,Where can I get dirt 3? +Banter,Banter's only okay when it's against right-wingers +HEY LOOK MOM IM IN THE VIDEO,OMG TREVOR YOURE SO COOL +Trump is going to drain the swamp. Is Christie in the swamp? What about Giuliani? Trump says he's going to drain the swamp. Term limits in congress are a great idea. But he seems close with Christie and Giuliani. Will they be drained too? Do you think they should be drained? And do you think he will get rid of them? I would hope for an honest opinion before Trump announces cabinet positions.,What about Jamie Dimon being floated as Treasury Sec? +What is your ideal cabinet? Keep in mind that we can't give up a Senate seat unless it's sure to go to a Republican. Cabinet Positions: * **Secretary of State** * **Secretary of the Treasury** * **Secretary of Defense** * **Attorney General (Department of Justice)** * **Secretary of the Interior** * **Secretary of Agriculture** * **Secretary of Commerce** * **Secretary of Labor** * **Secretary of Health and Human Services** * **Secretary of Housing and Urban Development** * **Secretary of Transportation** * **Secretary of Energy** * **Secretary of Education** * **Secretary of Veterans Affairs** * **Secretary of Homeland Security** Non-Statutory Cabinet-Level Positions: * **White House Chief of Staff** * **Administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency** * **Director of Office of Management & Budget** * **Ambassador to the United States Trade Representative** * **Ambassador to the United States Mission to the United Nations** * **Chairman of the Council of Economic Advisers** * **Administrator of the Small Business Administration**,Just throw people from the WWE in there. +"Fellow Asian American, it wasn't even close to funny, more like an edgy YouTuber's attempt at racial humor. But I did enjoy the cringe factor.",The Cringe Factor should be a youtube channel where it focuses on the idiocy of Fox News. +Holy shiznit - Ryan may have just injected life into the disillusioned Bernie base that may have chosen to stay home on Election Day. He has given them a win! Can this election get *any* more topsy-turvy?,"That's a great way of putting it, and yes, probably so." +Umm yeah? You just cut the uncut onyx drops you get.,"Waste of time, obviously you should just sell the uncut ones to buy cut ones." +Faisal Islam: Car companies might get to turn plants into bonded warehouses still in EU Customs Union,I guess that works? +What question will get me 1000+ votes in this sub?,Not this one. +"No no no we didn't elect Hillary, so there's no more corruption",i ~~think~~ hope you dropped this... +"I personally prefer more frequent build choices, with less impact per choice. It's one of the reasons I prefer D&D 4e over D&D 5e, as I get an appreciable option per level, as opposed to a rare important choice every few levels. With that in mind, PoE doesn't have as much granularity in character builds as I prefer. However, Baldur's Gate is based on AD&D 2e (*without* non-weapon proficiencies) which has the *least* amount of options per level compared to every subsequent iteration. So I really don't know what you're talking about...","All I can think of is that he must really have loved choosing between Move Silently and Hide in Shadows, or 5-point weapon proficiencies limited to a single class, or being locked into a small subset of weapons by class." +Nightmare Freddy - Freddy Krueger,Nightmare Feddy - Nightmare Feddy +"I'm suggesting that Democrats aren't a singular being acting as one, and that people promoting love one day probably aren't rioting the next.","Well, you don't have to be so rational about it..." +Finally was able to get my hands on a some sherpa. I've been really on the sandy/tan wave too. Thoughts?,Seriously waviest fit I've seen in a while genuinely impressed at use of headband sherpa and snakeskin. +"Obama was always very popular in the UK, so Farage speaking out against him implies to me that he's trying to find employment in the US. Maybe he thinks Trump will hire him.",The new Fox News International commentator to give a fair and balanced view of the world +Gotta love the Brits for pulling new countries out of their butts,lol a lot of my grandpa and grandma's siblings died during partition but gotta love those brits. +Yeah. Multi Window Support has been changed into Nougat instead of Samsung one. Samsung stock apps work but few 3rd party apps like Snapchat and Instagram isn't supported yet,"TIP: Head to developer options, scroll to the bottom and enable Force Activities to be Resizable." +Keyever develops a 3.5 bar Win10 phone with a physical keyboard,OMG I WANT THIS +I thought we were supposed to use them now against all the minorities and gays we hate?,"No you don't shoot them, you hold them at gunpoint while loading them on the trains headed for the death camps." +Starbucks adding calorie counts to its menu across Canada,Great women are about to get a lot more cranky. +Davinci IQ,Thanks. +He's not that bad I actually min him,"I main him too, Twinblast < other ADC's" +rip in peace,I see he switched into his blurgh shirt +Mr. President,Wow so edgy +Guns.,Found the narco +Who is the worst movie director do you know?,Woody Allen +I didn't know Irish indies had lego building competitions.,They made that tiny ass ring out of legos. +Stay where you have health care,"Yea, because the United States doesn't have hospitals, and the UIUC doesn't provide health insurance to students" +"Is it bad being brown in Austin? I'm a brown person from south america considering possibly living in Austin. Some people have commented to me that being brown in Austin isn't the best thing, with regards to racism. How bad should I expect it to be? I've never really experienced racism in my life so I have no idea what it's like.",smells like bait to me.. +He's on fire!,It takes two to tango! +Only person ever to be addicted to weed.,Weed. +"Petition, filed Thursday, wants Oregon, other states to form their own country","we would like to be our own country, all the benefits of being an american,(medical, social security) but none of the downfalls please." +"He not only did that. But when he first visited the Queen, he brought her a gift..... it was a fucking ipod.... and get this... it was loaded with his speeches.",Is this true HAHAHAHA jesus +"Holy hell i need to draw in lower resolution or something, because this load time is ridiculous!",Drawing in a larger resolution is good for preserving detail-just size it down afterwards for sharing. +Muslim Arrested Plotting Nice-Style Attack In NYC,Obama: we must ban all assault trucks +Kara CH 65% Blue 87k,You got the wrong trade link and ur flair is linked to ur smurf. +"Along what 91hawksfan said, I think the media is using it to sell papers. That break to his leg is a really painful one. I see him as too much of a competitor to walk away when he is in his prime. Athletes always doubt themselves when they get a bad injury like his. He just happens to wear his emotions on his sleeve and is not afraid to speak his mind.","It's what the media does, but at the same time Earl did give them the material." +"I just wish certain people didn't have the right to vote, like inbred racist mouth breather neckbeard homophobic sexist racist ugly stupid scum",Yeah and all of those dumb slutty filthy disgraceful retarted fish-smelling white women too amirite ^^^^^^ +Stealth sundies are expensive a shield sundy would be a better choice they are strong reliable and cheaper to get.,....stealth sundies cost more now? +Ok get this. 3 mana.. 7/7. I can start monday.,Give it to priest to balance the game! +Cause we need a new version of a 9 month old game.,Did someone say... $$$$REMA$TER$$$$ +LITERALLY MY VAGINA,.#CURRENTVAGINA +It oozes,I just threw up a little. +MU Revealed to be Monsters United,Fuck yes. +Chores are hard!,"In Soviet Russia, chores do you!" +Combine them?,"If you can't pay us, we're not moving the couch, the bed or the box of erotic toys out of the truck OP grunts" +no thats in Greece somewhere,valencia fallas have seen some shit too +Or feel they have to explain to their young children when a particular candidate is elected.,Well *my* four year-old is both smart enough to understand the nuances of national politics and invested enough to care! +Maybe he's trying to say he wants to fry up the dead babies in a skillet?,Or he feels like a monster....perhaps? +Why is Jimmy Hayes getting pushed around by somebody six inches shorter than him.,Pre season is over. +A group of Modi fans walk in to a coffee shop...,Do they serve gau mutra? +LF4M for WOTM HM Fresh with Challenge We are 400 and 393. Please also be in this ballpark. We want to do challenge at Aksis. We're chill. Please also be chill. Don't be an ass. Leave PSN and particulars below.,Spikefin 400 Hunter +Personally I liked that the saiyan/frieza art style has more curves. It's not very sharp or jagged as the current art. It seems less stiff in from my eyes.,Real Dragon Balls have curves +The elephant in the room right now is that midrange shaman still probably has a comfortable winrate over nearly every other deck currently in the meta.,I thought the elephant was a Druid card? +"Well Crowell is on pace for 12 in PPR, I'll take it.",Yep +Celebrity always boosts a story. And the fact that a story might be ignored has no bearing on whether it is worth reporting on.,"fine, you win, I tire of this." +I M D A J U A N E N E R G Y M C D A N I E L M D A J U A N E N E R G Y M C D A N I E L I D A J U A N E N E R G Y M C D A N I E L I M A J U A N E N E R G Y M C D A N I E L I M D J U A N E N E R G Y M C D A N I E L I M D A U A N E N E R G Y M C D A N I E L I M D A J A N E N E R G Y M C D A N I E L I M D A J U N E N E R G Y M C D A N I E L I M D A J U A E N E R G Y M C D A N I E L I M D A J U A N N E R G Y M C D A N I E L I M D A J U A N E E R G Y M C D A N I E L I M D A J U A N E N R G Y M C D A N I E L I M D A J U A N E N E G Y M C D A N I E L I M D A J U A N E N E R Y M C D A N I E L I M D A J U A N E N E R G M C D A N I E L I M D A J U A N E N E R G Y C D A N I E L I M D A J U A N E N E R G Y M D A N I E L I M D A J U A N E N E R G Y M C A N I E L I M D A J U A N E N E R G Y M C D N I E L I M D A J U A N E N E R G Y M C D A I E L I M D A J U A N E N E R G Y M C D A N E L I M D A J U A N E N E R G Y M C D A N I L I M D A J U A N E N E R G Y M C D A N I E I M D A J U A N E N E R G Y M C D A N I E L,leinaDcM ygrenE naujaD m'I +wow really? no way!,If you knew this you wouldn't be asking about how he isn't tired of Civ V +Be less obvious next time when you want people to know the dudes Instagram account?,I didn't mean to do that. +You can't buy life skills/experiences with LP either tho,Thank god because then I'd be garbage at life and league +Spoilers! Imagine I am slowly making my way through the book/television/graphic novel series set in your world and then my obnoxious friend walks up and says Spoiler Alert: [--------]! What did he just inform me of?,"The Burgre of the Kawonian Empire during the 4^th global war was actually a spy planted long ago by their longtime rivals, the Bedains, and is later killed by accident by the Kawonian's other rivals, the Robals, ending the war and saving the Empire" +color me wrong but.. Yavin 4 could be in the Rogue 1 DLC,I'm fresh out of my wrong colored pencils (shoulda went with the Roseart 72 color set) but I'm almost certain the title of the final pack is Rogue One: Scarif +Full Fix for PC Performance Issues,"Worked on my Amiga, thanks!" +Even in war she has to show that cleavage,Wouldn't be Lucy without tits bigger than her head constantly showing. +If they pull up in a car with all matching wheels.,yeah fuck them for taking care of their vehicle +Price is good,So good he scored 4 goals against the Kings tonight all by himself +I downvoted for complaining about nonexistent downvotes. I hate when people on Reddit do that lmao,[downvoted] +Very powerful message!!,This isn't Cringe Anarchy this is pure WTF? +You fucking sheeple.,Sums up British Council Estates in one post. +What the most uncooperative inanimate object you've ever been forced to work with?,Every water hose ever. +exactly.... Thank God. There's someone talking some sense now. Amen.,you missed the +Isn't that a partially good thing?,"no,it's actually dictatorship and hitler and ..and..bhakti" +Andrew Coyne: How does Donald Trump still have supporters?,Because he doesn't exist in a vacuum? +~~during sex~~,Hahaha thats honestly the funniest image. +Zen Hype Train!,Oh how I feel you... I'm sitting on a fx 6200 +Time for Imaqtpie to rise from the ashes and show these boosted monkeys who is king.,Hell yeah +On an airline years ago...and it's being brought up now? Man the Clinton campaign is desperate for votes,"Funny, I could have sworn it was Trump that was desperate." +"It's been unreal, both the good and the bad. Everybody has responded to the positive message with the exception of a few nuts. Some of the stuff makes it tough to stay positive, but I try to spin it for the good. For instance, I've had almost a quarter million new Twitter followers, and only 3 death threats. Great ratio! Seriously though, thanks to my home town PD for making me feel safe when the creeps come out to play.",Your KDA is off the charts! +Getting Better!,That looks good enough to use. +Oregonians submit ballot proposal to secede from U.S.,"Wow, I didn't know Oregon became so infested with neo-Confederates." +Jobe Watson statement on handing back 2012 Brownlow Medal,All class +"incidentally, that's also a useful fact for how to survive in the desert Actually, it's a big risk to drink cactus water because some varieties contain hallucinogenic compounds. (I don't have a punchline, that just bugged my bio major brain.)",Well when the alternative is dying of thirst.... +Now you need a second one and a microphone...,and a pioneer djm-450. +Thursday night football bus outside Comcast center..,They should have put Cox on it +You had the thread open for more than an hour?,Yes. +MRW I piss with so much force that it creates a whirlpool in the toilet,I used to do that when I was a kid because it was like being a waterbender to me. +i ended a relationship once because somebody wrote could of instead of could've in an essay answer on an exam.,Your a jerk +lol where the NC @?,ded +"What's with the helicopter? Ok, I haven't been in Melbourne long but this seems to be a bit late at night for a helicopter to be spending that much time circling the suburbs. Anyone know what gives?",Was the helicopter making a loud noise? +"What're your unpopular opinions about the Twin Cities? I'll start: -I'm sick of all the wood-fired pizza. Lately there seems to be a resurgence in deep dish-style pie, which is refreshing. Mostly I stick to Dulono's, etc. -Summit is borderline overlooked these days, which is a shame because they offer a lot besides Pale Ale and IPAs, seriously, dig into their offerings -I worry that Minneapolis is on its way to becoming the Seattle on the prairie which would be awful -Northeast Minneapolis *is* beautiful and has character, but all you motherfuckers ruined it with your arts culture -Surly makes solid beer, but I'm turned off of it by the cult culture -I don't give a shit about Cthulhu and everyone here seems to think he's the best -The first-ring suburbs aren't so bad and don't deserve so much scorn -I don't think people should have chickens in the city -Little Tijuana's is awful, even for drunk food -Psycho Suzi's isn't worth it unless you get takeout -People don't talk enough about the downsides of being a bike-friendly city -Saint Paul is generally underrated; let's hope it stays that way",Garrison Keillor is boring as fuck. +Debate drinking game,"So, now that its over, you wanna anti-up?" +so this isn't stupid at all?,"No, it's stupid." +"Hey Reddit, what's the one movie you can watch over and over and over again and never get sick of?",Airplane! +suck a dick you condescending fuckstick.,Thanks for your insight. +Three cheers for codependency!,Couldn't have said it better myself! +"Just like they complain about wimpy liberals being triggered, they are so fucking triggered when you call them on their bigotry.","Nah mate, calling people, even the current president nigger is not racist, it's just free speech." +A lot of those bombs are there because the US didn't want planes landing with live ordinance. The solution? Just drop whatever's left over anywhere over Laos and fuck whoever is living there.,Madness. +Mark Kern explains why he voted for Trump,great reason 10/10 +Rip Clipboard Jesus 2016-2016,He'll be back in three days +"This circles back to the argument of how do you define unrewarding in a heavily RNG based game, where upwards of 50% of your loot drops are automatic junk? As a console player with no access to PTS, I at least have the luxury of hoping they figure it out before it gets released to us.",Upwards of 90% is junk +WikiLeaks Exposes Soros Paying Millions To Undermine Catholicism,Subversion +Avatar: The Last Airbender,How did you feel about Korra? +"Viktor suffers from tunnel vision, they have to focus down enemies they want to kill which leaves him open to flanks. Cassie on the other hand is so well rounded that she is always a solid pick for a team. This is what people are complaining about, she is too difficult to counterpick and checks many champions because of how well rounded she is(Skye, Sha Lin and all healers, just to name a few). This is what we want to be looked at.",I can't play and I still got like 22/4 yesterday as Cassie with the basic card set. +"Leia is 19 years old, a rebel alliance member and a traitor. The Empire just thawed their magic undead robot to deal with the somewhat newly growing threat of her and her friends.",in the rebels cartoon shes was already doing rebelion things as well as introduced with the hammerhead ships :P +CNN reporter stunned when fact checkers confirm Hillary's phones were destroyed with hammers,"Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, fact check this for me, on the fly, okie doke?" +Would you rather get fucked in the ass by the man you most admire or give a handjob to the man who you detest the most (with eye-contact)?,"As a gay man, with a boyfriend who I most admire, I'll go with getting fucked in the ass" +"Why ESEA announcing their LAN Anti Cheat is a good thing By announcing it you introduce uncertainty. Players now have no idea if their cheat will work, and they only way to find out is to risk getting caught live at lan. That uncertainty will be more effective then any anti cheat ever. If they had of silently introduced it, yes they may have caught a few people, but someone wouldn't get caught, and they would then know how to bypass it, they would know their cheat works. And we would be back to square one. Good on ESEA, they have thought about the long term here, and have made a very good decision.",I mean i thought oh no now all the pro players are gonna get vac'd RIP pro csgo cause this new anti cheat is bad +And now you have the perfect username for it all.,Stupid fucks.... smh +The thumbnail makes it looks surprisingly clear.,For me it makes it look really grainy and not that clear +That quest was pretty much a middle finger to those who played during BC. Why didn't it show my character and guild fighting Illidan considering that I was the one who took him down? Why did it just show some random made up guild?,They can't show your guild because you could of done the raid with anyone and they can't show you because demon hunters and dks can't have done it +I can't wait for Bernie Sanders to encourage Americans to start only watching Ring of Honor and New Japan,"bernie sanders probably watches progress, ya know cuz hes a progressive" +"I don't think they throw on a dealer ad where the plate goes, though.","If it's in California, the car doesn't have to have a license plate for the first 6 months after purchase, so it could be that the car is getting its first service and is still new enough that the owner hasn't put a plate on it" +Bitcoin works.,Sure does. +You can just flash the ROM. I'd make a backup and format data.,No custom recovery is available for the 7.0 update on the 10 as far as I know. +I can't believe you even get held for that sort of bollocks. Why do you need to be detained for that?,"Yep, it just takes the piss... *I'll let myself out*" +EWN - Two white men to appear in court for forcing black man into a coffin,Interesting that the EFF implies there is such a thing as anti-other-skin-colour racism in their call to picket: JOIN THE PICKET AGAINST ANTI-BLACK RACISM +"I'm done with this shit. Let's go to McDonalds for ice cream, then the park to make you feel better.",This family is nothing but a bunch of beautiful poopyheads. +Console Sombra? Any of you smart lot got any word on when sombra and arcade will go live on the regular game/console are we thinking Tuesday?,either this tuesday or the next +"Yes, wait till I finish my placements","don't worry mate, no need to hurry, your silver badge will wait for you :D" +So if the person catching the disc was on offense instead this would be legal?,Correct. +Valeant Tumbles On News Philidor Executives Have Been Arrested In Fraud And Kickback Scheme,"Holy Shit - Arrested, guess the slap on the wrist and don't do it again scheme has lost favor." +Yeah man but those emails were the worst. Did you read the one about how much she liked to eat Christian babies?,"Yeah, rips them right out of the womb" +"Sorry to say, but the idea of actual manufacturing jobs going back to the US is pretty fanciful. If anything, factories might open there to avoid import tarriffs, but will be mostly automated due to the relatively high cost of american labour. A huge part of what made the US a powerhouse of manufacturing last century was that Manufacturing in Europe had been massively reduced due to the destruction of our infrastructure in the war and Massive population loss, neither of which US had as bad. Add to that Russia and China being communist, and the rest of the Old World not being advanced enough to compete. The position America was in post WW2, simply cannot be replicated.",Well it can but we just have to bomb everyone else's factories. +"Where do you keep your condoms? I've been in a monogamous relationship for about two years; I'm in my 30s, she's in her late 20s, and we are both decidedly CF. She fully supports my decision to get a vasectomy once I can afford it, but for now, condoms are pretty much our only option since she can't really do the pill because she still hasn't found one that doesn't make her feel like shit all the time. Either way, just wanted to ask if anyone else here uses condoms as their primary BC method and how you like to keep them handy. Right now, we keep about a dozen at a time in a pint glass by the bed, which works pretty well, but sometimes it feels like it's still a bit of a reach in the heat of the moment....has anybody come up with any creative solutions to keep condoms close at hand?","When I used them, in the nightstand next to my bed." +Trump Had to Take a Bathroom Break 30 Minutes Into His Town Hall,*sniff* 'Bathroom Break' *sniff* +Prove it.,Found your local IP address: 192.168.0.1 your move. +Reddit What is the most interesting NSFW fact?,If you flick one of your nipples it will become erect in around 10 seconds +"I will take your phone and destroy it. Also, you are violating my liberties.",He sounds like the kind of guy who would claim people are violating his right to free speech by not listening to whatever crazy crap he's spouting. +Ask me offensive or inappropriate questions that I can't possibly answer without looking bad. This one sounds like fun. I have school today but when I return from college I'll answer as much as I can.,Would you rather have to watch your parents have sex every night or join in once to make it stop. +"To add to it, we are currently second-bottom in the table and played all 38 games.",get good skrub +...Leaving only the happy people alive.,It's for the greater good. +Shipporn and Cat! Go internet!,Meeeeow! +"How big difference between single geforce 690 and two geforce 690 in SLI Just wondering the title. Somebody is selling it very cheap, and I have one from before. How much better perfomance will I get by getting them in SLI? Is specs necessary for this question? I dont know much of these stuff... I know the GPU is kinda outdated but its still a beast!",Get a newer card instead. +Call to Action - Oppose HB6615 Handgun Ammo Serialize,Slip submitted +"Definitely. Even I was offended, and I am a progressive.",Every sarcastic comment does not need an +Mitron... Tumne unhe 60 saal diye... Mujhe 120 de do..,Hume loot lo +"I'm an avid 4x player. I played Command & Conquer once. I had my unit of dudes, went to another part of the map to get a handle on that situation, came back to find my dudes essentially standing there getting mowed down by some enemy unit that found them. Imagine any nations' military success if their soldiers in the field had to be told where to stand at all times or be killed like flies? No thanks.","oh yes, that's a huge problem to: every unit is a lemming - no unit ever can be ordered to retreat when deadly endangered, avoid getting shot as best as possible or don't fight things you have no chances of winning against." +"180 years ago there were no energy drinks to ban, or they might have been included.",You mean the prophet couldn't see the future in his magic rock to include it as part of the ban? +"That racism, xenophobia and misogyny is going to cause the end of the world.","Yeah, those are things we should totally be rooting for" +And what do you think happens to national security if you start breaking encryption?,If you don't have anything to hide then why wouldn't you want to share.... +N0ob. I've moved on to A.,You've moved onto a what? +Springfield Professional 1911 .45acp,Still waiting for one of these. +And the store managers make 11.50 plus really crappy commission rates! Source: RadioShack manager,"you're either homeless, married to someone who makes money, or live with 6 other people" +A maybe future update,A maybe not future update +I cried with no shame,I am crying with slight shame +"Not only is the premise of watching people chase balls all over a field pretty hilarious, sports are just pretty uninteresting. As well, some athletes get paid exorbent amounts for playing games, and many families can't even afford to go see a game. I'd rather watch my daughter throw or kick a ball, I'd be less bored, and she'd fall and hurt herself just as often as overpaid brain damaged athletes.",It's sometimes nice to watch real people actually doing things live instead of contrived shows. +Man solving a problem,"To be fair, he probably weighs a lot less..." +On a scale of 1 to 10 how good/bad is this?(It's supposed to be a rabbit),21 +Every hacker after new patch.,k +"It's funny how they did the exact same thing during the USSR, except it was supporting left wing groups, and black nationalism. Now Russia is on its way to become an Orthodox theocracy.",Just like in World War Z book. +Redditors outside the United States what are the John Smith names in your countries?,Aldwin is pretty common in Canada. +happens everytime,very legit reason.. +Sources think Osweiler struggling with confidence and it's affecting his play,Just another way of saying hes being a weenie +"Naming AT&T park The naming rights contract ends in 2024 I think, what do you see happening? Will the rights get sold to another company? Will we get a better permanent name, like Giants Park at China Basin, Mays Field South Beach Park. Coors, and Miller both have clock towers, but we have 2, maybe that could be a name. I'm not big on CORPORATION park, but nothing I've found feels right. Pac Bell was a good name for a park...","The Ballpark that Barry, Buster, and Bumgarner Built" +"What to write in Christmas card for LTR of 6 months ? Not trying to overthink this, but I'm trying to figure out what to write in a Christmas card for an exclusive LTR. Goal is obviously not to sound too needy, attached, etc. Any ideas ? Thanks.","Write the most lovey-dovey, heart-on-your-sleeves, BP piece of crap ever and at the end write I love you and finish it with a girls name that isn't hers." +"We can be welcoming, and we should. Hospitality is a virtue that we should all strive towards. However our disposition does nothing to bring people to Christ. Only the Father draws people to faith, not our diversity.",There's a difference between believing in God's sovereignty and fatalism. +This is seriously the dumbest post ever,"Okay so I was wrong, it's still a good post though imho, his response was very oops didn't mean too." +"Realistically, none would. It's a stupid way of holding a gun.",Pirates would. +Banned by Overwatch?,Unless you cheat you wont get banned. +"New cs:go sounds cause headaches The new csgo sounds have a way too sharp noise, and is prone to give me headeaches, i'd love the old softer sounds back somehow.",Then go see a doctor. +Tesla Model X doors crushing things,If I were making the video I would start off with welcome to hydraulic press channel +"Hopefully you meant to add the s/ and forgot? Because I'm a girl, and I'll be goddamned if I'll get back to the kitchen unless I'm making a stoner snack for myself.",Lol its a sad day when that needs +"If u were in northern Minnesota, I'd go with you...",How northern? +A random 7 digit player got the Equilibrium achievement by accident. Be on the lookout for them!,Memeing aside we need to find someone with a log of the global event feed +Summer wind,Looks like Hanamaru. +Or she can see the plant right next to sneaky and realize he will get away if he uses the plant and can't kill her in time.,Get out of here with that correct logic. +"Yeah so many are ridiculously far-fetched. Like all these MIB theories, the whole time I'm thinking that he's just some old rich guy! Now we have theories of Westworld being on another planet...",Humanity has created an old west style theme park stocked full of organic 3D printed AIs that are beginning to wake up and gain full consciousness and it's ridiculous to think it could be taking place on another planet? +200% or 75% hit points like it used to be?,"It was actually 60% health in previous BF games, not 75." +"Versus what was projected, name a bigger upset. Go on, I'll wait.","I don't need to name a bigger upset, you referred to it as a massacre, when he didn't win by that mich" +"She'll get more votes by not pandering to the demographic least likely to vote. In turn, the demographic least likely to vote won't vote while conveniently blaming her for not giving them something to vote for.",This X 1000000 +Meteorites reveal lasting drought on Mars,Shocking. +"ah fair enough, i quickly looked up the animation since i've not played since the change and it looked very similar but i honestly couldn't tell, it happens awfully quick in the video i found.",OP's link shows a clear picture of the scythe used in Frostscythe. +It has to be here somewhere... (We found the correct planet suspected for the second Alien site),Y'all need to slow down ;) +I dunno. I remember him guarding Dwight Howard quite serviceably back then.,Lebron himself admitted he couldn't guard Dwight when they were on team USA together. +"I had a nice trip to Brussels on the first day the Fyra ran,and then the snow came!",... And the driver decided to ignore every single warning the train gave off... +Two United planes racing to land at SFO,I love how United stopped by the post and asked permission to repost it. +"I doubt it's the same thing, but my stepfather recently bought a hellcat challenger from dodge and this was his 4th but from them in the last 2 years, he got it a bit below the msrp and 0% financing. It's pretty much unheard of and the reasons he got it are 1.) his brother works at the dealership and is kinda high level there 2.) he has perfect credit 3.) he bought 3 cars from the prior on an almost regular basis. I would assume that you have to be some sort of VIP to get those types of deals.",His credit worthiness isn't going the factor into the dealer's decision to sell to him. +"It's a quality loss, SEC fans know all about them","This has been a nasty election cycle, but as a Gamecock fan this takes the cake." +What? Oh fuck.,Okay ;) +"Im about as anti-Trump as they come. I voted Bernie and I'm a great believer in liberal political agendas and their power to make the world a better place, like many of us on Reddit. But these protests and riotous behaviors make America, liberals, and millennials look so bad. We condemn the right for attacking and stonewalling Obama at every turn, yet turn around and do the exact same thing when Trump wins office. This is how American Democracy works, whether we like it or not, whether the system is broken or not, this is how it is and these people must accept that. Furthermore, maybe if the millennial generation would get to the polls with as much vigor and enthusiasm as they are using to riot and protest, perhaps then Trump wouldn't have won. I don't believe for a second that even 80% of these protestors voted against Trump or even voted in general. What a sad time in America. I don't want a Trump presidency, but I respect that he is our president and we need to come together as a country for once and work together. Stop rioting and start trying to set an example like Obama tried to and be bi-partisan, work with the Republicans. Otherwise, how can we expect anything different from them the next time a Democrat is elected? Let's set an example here, rather than simply falling to the level of GOP over the past eight years, rioting and stonewalling the President at every turn, it will only set us back further.",STOP VIOLATING MY SAFE SPACE +"paralax,lab,heatwave in 2 1/2 hours, saffron lightnings,black, sky blue,white and purple crowns,imports,exoitcs and crates offers Wanting to trade laby plus adds for slipstream my GT is imsugardaddy","For lab I'll give you breakout type s, yellow neptunes and 2 crates" +Now would be a wonderful time for our first fucking shorty of the year,Next year would be nice +Yeah definitely UK haha,Looks like Macclesfield +"Hey, don't you suggest people who consume endless amounts of football might have an attraction to men now you hear me","Don't kid yourself, no one watches ESPN2" +"While everyone else was thinking strategically, he was thinking about his new business idea.",did you came up with this joke all by yourself? +"Across the political spectrum. It's like an instant hypnosis. Someone said that America has gotten to a point where what people see as bad is not being racist, but being *called* racist. It's basically now the same for the word establishment.","The left needs to stop being so intolerant towards my views, i just hate minorities, I'm not violent" +"This isn't a Gore show, Gore isn't killing it or anything. 60 yards a game isn't exactly worth celebrating.",Because that has nothing to do with abandoning the run game +Eh... Let me teach you something right here right now that you can use for the rest of your life. Anything that has anything to do with somebody getting or paying money is never a middle ground option ever.,...yeah that makes perfect sense for the example I gave +Exactly all poor people are on drugs.,Because they're so cheap! +I think many media outlets refuse to even mention him by name since their coverage of his doctored footage shut down ACORN and pressured the CEO of NPR to resign.,Not to mention that his baby parts video caused Planned Parenthood shootings. +He might be secretly more progressive than Hillary. It's easily possible.,"Yes, and he might really be a nice guy who respects women and thinks deeply about things." +Nope just a Dorito.,My first thought! +"If this is real, it's the best WWI footage I've ever seen.","Pretty sure I got shown this back in high school, many years ago." +Most awkward White House Press Correspondents' Dinner ever.,I just remembered that episode were Data got advice from a holographic comedian God that episode was terrible +"Has anyone made the decision to NOT bank sperm before starting HRT? I seem to flip flop on this every once in a while. I've decided not to because I can't afford to bank enough sperm to conceive anything. I can afford to bank a small amount but it will cost me a fortune to use it in the future. I've never had an SO in my life and I think I'm kidding myself when I think that would ever change as a girl. Wanting babies was one of the biggest things that stopped me from pursuing transitioning in the past, and I'm not letting it stop me anymore. Anyone ever feel the same? Anyone else make the decision not to bank sperm?","I didn't, but that was because I'm intersex and my male reproductive organs never produced viable sperm to begin with." +What is your style of play this FIFA so far?,"Miss a sitter, get counter attacked and concede a rebound goal and lose 2-1 to a longshot or header style of play." +"I mean, okay? That took 21 turns of setup, either the other player wasn't trying so that you could sweep or they are legitimately worse than the in-game AI",Definitely the latter... Why would you stay in at .25 SpA? +But how will teens know that they could kill their parents in a plane crash if they have sex?,Is that the show with the fucking I had sex and now he's dead line or some shit? +"Agreed. Fans won't remember him as untalented, just injury-prone. Really wish his 07 Ohio State team had finished off that run :/",Thad Matta letting his players run down and miss threes while Oden was tearing it up in the middle. +WHERE DEM REFUNS AT?,Gimme dat reparations! +Sri Lanka Army T-55AM2 medium tank,I always wanted a T-55 with front spoilers! +Maybe obama shouldn't have created this mess that we have to clean up.,Yeah - let's not provide 20M people with insurance - much better plan. +"It's not that I necessarily hate football, but it definitely dominates the media and everything else, especially in the south. So I don't enjoy hearing people continue to talk about it non-stop when I'm clearly interested in two high profile college basketball games instead.","Fair, I was just making a smart ass comment because you know they are gonna talk about it and promote the heck out of the rankings show" +"As time as gone on, Moody has become more and more of a pompous, self-righteous douche. Although, it also seems like a bit of a put-on at times since he gets so much joy from playing the part of the heel.","Maybe you can get him to retire, too" +"Oh cool! Has any list of new (well old new) moves that will be transferable to SM from RBY been made? Also, how are abilities assigned when transferring from RBY?",Wrong comment reply lol +"I upvoted because you're right in the sense that humour is subjective, but sometimes I question whether these people genuinely think this is hilarious or are purely trying to be edgy and fit in because they think death is cool or something.",It's a mixture of both. +My emblem changed after I updated my game... I don't work at Beenox!,Or doooo yooouu? +"They updated the diffuse, and forgot the normal map.",Lmao 343? +Hmm...,Wut +What content have we gotten this year that was dead on arrival?,Well deathmatch from what I can understand lol. +Pence to lead Trump transition effort,George W Bush had his VP run his transition team and we all saw how well that worked out. +"The thing is......they don't care what she has done. I use my wife as an example. She voted for Bernie in the primaries. When he lost, she vowed to vote for Hillary. She said she could not stand voting for Trump, or third party. In the beginning, I explained that Hillary rigged the preliminary against Bernie. She cheated him out of the nomination. My wife didn't care. As more scandals came out, my wife just shut down, and refused to listen to anything. I tried to tell her Trump would win. I tried to tell her of the scandals. She didn't want to hear it, and would become hostile when I talked about it. So, I didn't talk about it. She remains ignorant. She refuses to listen to any type of reason. She is convinced Trump is going to deport her friends and relatives because they are immigrants. She is convinced Trump is going to sexually assault every woman he meets. She is convinced Trump is going to hang gays and torture islamics. I don't get it.",Because trump is so bad you dummy +Walking Scott,On his way to steal yo girl. +"Seriously, I was hoping that some of the artifact appearances would be challenging like the warlock green fire quest, duelling Saurfang definitely should have been.",I would at least have expected them to have it gated behind a dps check or something at least. +I presume people were downvotimg you because of how rude you were.,how the fuck is that rude lol +"(not a repost) hey, when is the release date for Rezurrection dlc on bo1? can't wait to get that final map pack, man",I see you use Internet Explorer +"Thank you very much Oki! :) I hope you'll make another crowdfunding to support MitoSENS testing in mice, so I would have an opportunity to name a mouse and follow her/his treatment! :)",Love this idea. +"'If you're a young, white straight man today you're in trouble'","*young, unattractive, white straight man" +Why would you have it out when it's not raining? So whats the difference with umbrellas that have rainbow colors constantly printed?,With this one you can feel the magic +Totally disagree with your entire contention. He wasn't reasonably disagreeing or in the middle of anything. He came on online and expressed his view. His view that there could be extenuating factors to a vicious attack on 4 people (and then subsequently endorsing criminal behaviour in his edit). You can only assume that this was this person's sincere viewpoint. A viewpoint that is morally and legally wrong. Given that this is reddit and risible level of discourse generally seen. There is no point trying to enter in a resonable discussion. Calling him a fucking cunt wasn't a last resort it was my deliberate intention. I believe you need to challenge abhorent viewpoints. Not doing so makes you complicient in engendering them. So I did.,"r/rugbyunion's generally quite good about civilised discussion relative to the rest, I'm just trying to prevent it getting worse." +"I don't really know what to say other than that, despite the shit economy, there are plenty of jobs paying $30k/year. That's about $14.50/hr. I'd say focus on getting the job you want but secondary focus look for something where you sit on your butt as an admin assistant collecting $30-$40k/year. That's pretty doable. Also you'll want to get health insurance when dad's runs out when you age out.","100,000 isn't plenty." +also so when I sand especially in the upper portion how do I prevent the scratches from showing?,start with coarse sandpaper and then increasingly finer sandpaper until it's smooth. +"I would highly recommend Horizons as that has a lot of additional content and will have much more by the end of the year. Horizons includes the ability to land on planets with no atmosphere as well as ship launched fighters and walking around in your ship later. If you are talking about the Commanders pack, or whatever it is, that can be safely skipped as it is just cosmetic stuff.",I highly doubt Horizons will include walking around in your ship in first person though. +"How many skins are in Smite? I'll hit my 400+ skin mark soon, I'm just really curious, how many skins are there IG?",i think there's 6 +"English dub does the same ffs, they translated Shinra Tensei to Almighty Push when it really translates to Heavenly Subjugation of the Omnipresent God smh, peasants",That sounds way cooler than Almighty Push +Make it a smooth loop by reversing the frame to make it look like he is moving away from the mic.,Unfortunately I didn't make it and don't know how to. +"We can't stop super volcanos, we might not detect an asteroid until it's too late, we would never see a gamma ray burst coming. There are things we can't stop.","Do you see how we use threats that are uttermost unlikely within 1000 years to justify a Mars mission, but threats that are immediate and man made are not mentioned?" +i wouldnt know,Only the grimy ones then? +"before we all get jealous city workers are having more sex than the rest of us, viagra has a number of uses beyond ED. for instance, my mom was prescribed it to offset the risks of the chemo she was receiving.","More importantly, why are we acting like treating erectile dysfunction isn't a legitimate medial purpose in its own right?" +Exhausted father-of-four says he can't remember why he ever wanted to be a dad,"Wow, four or five comments into that post is enough to make anyone want to rethink having kids." +Darth Vader with No Cape in The Star Wars Storybook,"Oh wow, it looks like he's wearing a Jedi robe on top of robot parts." +"I'm guessing the sack will be Old West themed From cowboy hillbilly outfit and the new trapper mask, I'm pretty sure","The hillbilly outfit is a scarecrow, not a cowboy if i remember correctly." +"Yep. I'm ok now though, finishing junior year in college","Glad to hear, must've been a horrible experience at 14, I couldn't imagine myself going through it." +GUYS HOLY FUCK SOMEONE ON /R/ASKREDDIT LIKES RADIOHEAD WHAT A UNIQUE AND ESOTERIC TASTE IN MUSIC THEY HAVE OMG,maybe I should wank naked at the playground later +Add a system to prevent Star Force enhancement destruction at certain Star levels Wat? I am so glad at the wealth of information they put forward WTF DOES THIS MEAN NEXON!?,Did you read the patch notes on the front page? +Kobe beef. Cheerios. Edible lubricant. Watermelon vodka.,It would be 'Oat Cereal Rings' or some shit like that since they don't use name brands. +Plot Twist: The next day the class Hamster was sick.,Flair checks out? +As if anyone actually uses that ability. I wager most people don't even know it exists.,You're playing medium wrong. +Tulsi Gabbard,"Or Elizabeth Warren, but I don't think she's willing to leave the Senate at this point." +"Probably. Trump can't control himself on Twitter, let alone in front of a reporter. What's he going to do in front of the Whitehouse press pool after a major event when the kids gloves are off?",Look at the debates- that's how he would act +Or they protest for their rights in which Trump and Pence threaten to take away.,Typical liberals protesting for the 'rights' of 'people'. +PS4 console sales up 204% following Pro launch,"Aditionally, the PS4 Pro launch has increased PS4 Pro sales by more than infinity percent!" +"They could but how low do you have to go to entice people to forego a legal purchasing option? Personally, if I have the option to pay $10/g at a legal shop vs pay $7/g on the black market I'm going to go to the legal shop. I guess it's a similar argument to black market cigarettes. Most people suck it up and pay the inflated prices at the convenience store even though they could track down black market smokes for much cheaper. Is it worth it though?","Yes, and they deliver." +You gave your girlfriend a lickitung in a parking garage? I hope she appreciated it.,"Y'know, suicide never seemed so inviting." +Any other late night smokers?,"I smoke at any time, I don't discriminate ;)" +Which fangame is that?,Oh I don't know +Remember boys if you don't have a high enough IG you won't understand why macs are better then windows OS. ;),IQ so low you can't even spell 'IQ' correctly in the title! +"You forgot to mention one other range and it's kinda important. It's the area within the effective range of both HCs. Inside that range, ER wins in terms of overall effectiveness because it's doing as much or more damage in every situation. It plays perfectly into the hand cannon play style. If you wish to pigeonhole a hand cannon into being used primarily at the cusp of its effective range then consider just how much better suited a scout rifle would be in those engagements while having access to the same perks and around twice the ammo per magazine. Bungie doesn't envision HCs performing like that and so you need perfect rolls on a select few guns in order to be able to reach those ranges with any effectiveness. In PvP, where hand cannons carry some of the absolute fastest time to kills and handle very well in most engagements, that added range is absolutely huge and almost needed to be usable. In PvE you don't need to spam to maintain maximum TTKs so range and bloom aren't as much of a burden. The enemies aren't nearly as fast moving and aren't as much of a threat to kill you as a guardian in the crucible. Having used some pretty terrible range omolon HCs for PvE prior to getting a nice imago loop (only HCs I could get to drop early in year 2 with firefly) and even zouli's bane for awhile in PvE, I can't say I ever felt like they NEEDED the extra range. Sure it's nice but I feel people don't realize just how far you can hit enemies in PvE if you simply take your time between shots. I don't find I get anything close to the ghost bullets you'll find in PvP. Maybe it's just my experience though.","Well, inside effective range it defaults back to the body shot / crit shot comparison I laid out first, where despite ER body shots potentially doing more than non ER body shots, crits are better and don't make a difference when ER and not." +Frank you went to Vietnam in 1993 to open a sweat shop!,He lost a lot of good men in that sweatshop +Fo4 has some perfect timing,So....Zetans? +Santini will wear #34 this season,"A little bit of Dano, and little bit of Scotty." +Colds don't even work that way. What would she do if her kid got a cold from someone at school?,It was a virus-proof sweater. +"Summoners war is not dying definitely, warbears are doing it",lewd tag as NSFW +"Hell, you don't even need the ascot.",Yeah an ascot would be a little too on the nose good point +Celtic Curse,Celter Skelter +The Crown (2016) - Duty. Family. Power. A young woman rises to rule an empire amid the challenges of the modern age. A beautifully acted and shot Netflix original.,IT'S NO STRANGER THINGS WOOOOHOOOO +Mark Wahlberg: Celebrities need to shut up about politics,And say hi to their mothers for him. +"Could it need to be updated on iOS, maybe? I had a day or two span where BusBuddy didn't work on my Andriod either, and now it does!",Updated schedule fixed it for me +This is how we win 2020. A clear message.,If by clear message you mean Chelsea Clinton then 2020 is in the bag GG 2 EZ. +I used to get free or discounted stuff and review it. I was always honest with my reviews but I guess other people don't get that.,"Every single person in this thread who has done this has said the exact same thing, but statistics show that that is not the truth at all." +2016 can end now...,"At this point, I'd be disappointed if the first nuclear bomb since Nagasaki doesn't gets dropped this year." +Predictions for The Emoji Movie? (warning: unnecessary and cringe-worthy),$250+ million opening weekend that rivals The Force Awakens. +I don't think he'd play with fox aagain tbh. They seemed to get along but fox is only ever useful if he has an AWP and I'd think Maikel wants to main AWP.,also if he has a handy glock. +"MLK and Ashby incident I just drove by MLK and Ashby and it seemed like a pretty serious incident took place. There were fire trucks, ambulances and a lot of squad cars. Does anyone know what happened?","Also curious, I live at that intersection." +Batman vs Batman vs Superman: Dawn of Justice Superman has to face Batman and a clone of Batman.,No it's actually future Batman traveling back in time to stop present Batman from fighting Superman for no reason and making a shitty movie in the process +"You are absolutely right. They've earned an astronomical amount of money from this game, and have very little to show for it.","Aside from a large amount of money, from a business point of view that isn't a bad result." +"Nah, they should build that into the kernel, right beside font rendering.",Microsoft better hurry up before SystemD builds in a game engine and steals the idea. +"apparently coordinating smoke timers is an exploit now, watch out guys","Yup, he's kind of right, you know - back then people coordinated *Shimakaze* torps, and look what happened." +"Voice-over Issues Howdy everyone, I noticed today in game that the Arpeggio ship voices are now overwritten when using the National Voice-over, and now share the IJN's voicelines. Is this a common bug, or the result of a mis-installed mod on my part? Thanks for the Help!",Weeb detected. +RTTP Master: Aqib Talib or Chris Harris Thanksgiving Master: Calvin Johnson (if EA has his rights) or a HB like Barry last year.,KU Football DBs represent. +"Perhaps if the coup had succeeded. Pinochet led a junta, like Egypt's. Erdogan was elected.",So is every Chinese premier. +Never a good idea to diy a hybrid. If you don't know why you're liable to kill yourself.,As long as you don't touch the electrocute-y parts you'll be fine. +"You can only rotate through corners if your dogging the hell out of the thing or are above 4,500 or so. Below that I found no realistic usable power. The AWD and weight completely bogged down the car (although the fwd is no better). I had a 2010 6 Speed with HPT and while I could toss it around leisurely on back roads .. there was no way in hell that thing was autocrossing.","Well of course there's no power below 4,500, it's a Honda ;P" +Philippines President Duterte orders US forces out after 65 years: 'Do not treat us like a doormat',Can we take the Philippines back yet? +"Because i'm a sadistic autist with ocd issues I knew it wasn't going to be worth it the moment i saw his growth rates and he started getting 50-60% hit rates in the arena, but i just had to do it","That's masochism, not sadism, unless you enjoyed savestating to see Zealot lose over and over." +Why was your friend showing you a poo mate,You've never snap chatted your mates a dump you were particularly proud of? +And they're not very good at it either.,"nah man, i'm just that good." +"There is no 144Hz IPS monitor < 27, and none of them are 1080p. The closest is Crossover 27 FAST 144 (27, 144Hz, IPS, 1440p). Else, consider a TN monitor.",I think I will! +You were all waaaay too close to the boss,But that doesn't explain how his short range and very telegraphed mind control technique hit me! +And the minorities who are racist against whites and voted for Clinton?,Well obviously their racism is justified through years of oppression +"So many of my friends voted for her in the primaries based on that bullshit lie. That and she'll work with Republicans. Motherfuckers, Obama bent over backwards to try to work with Republicans and they fucked him for 8 years because THEY WANT HIS ADMINISTRATION TO FAIL. You honestly think they're going to work with someone they've collectively hated for 25 years?! No! THEY WANT HER TO FAIL. Republicans literally want government to not work so they can claim it's broken. They've been playing Starve the Beast since the goddamn 80's! The GOP would never work with Hillary Clinton. You know what those two agree on? Increasing domestic surveillance. THAT'S the compromise you're getting- more data mining and further erosion of the 4th amendment. That's it. Words cannot explain how pissed I've been this past year over this bullshit.","You don't understand, they would have been with her!" +"if its less than that, Msi, Best design imo.",thanks +And this is why it's called suicide grip...,You think someone benching this much wouldn't know what grip to use? +I think the creepiness of goats has to do with how the horns work with the horizontal pupils. That and goats were associated with the Baals/Molochs who were into the whole human sacrifice thing.,Didn't jewish people sacrifice a goat for either hannuka or passover or something? +3D Printed geophysical data map of Australia,"Wow, I didn't realize Uluru was that huge" +I can go back 14 years and I'd be just as excited as I am now about it. No shame.,If not more excited because I can buy as much as I want. +Still amazing,Besides having lovely breasts and beautiful tan skin and being thin and fit and having a beautiful face what's is this girl really bringing to the table? +Also me thank.,give me gold guys +"Of all those notes, I suspect 30 000 of them are from WOKE white girls.",woke af +Should we be allowed to pick the ct/t model we want to play with again? I miss this option.. #arcticavengers represent..,gotta love everyone picking the fucker with the backpack which just eats bullets +Should we consider becoming refugees?,You're just exaggerating like most people in this sub. +"Actually Lewis was still using his yellow helmet during testing 2014, Rosberg had already switched to his black design. Although the black and white helmets contrast each other nicely.",It makes it Good vs Evil +Everyone has an accent on EU it'd take serious dedication to make fun of every single one.,"I'm from EU and don't have a stupid accent, I feel privileged" +Erdogan calls for referendum in 'Western Thrace',This guy surely knows how to make friends everywhere! +Waterstone's UK preorder shipped to store already,How was your sandwich? +"He's not your friend, chief",Everybody love everybody! +"I had put my best friend to sleep on Tuesday. Rest in peace, my beautiful girl.",<3 +Le neckbread starter wardrobe,Meshuggah's innocent! +Let them all run we should not say no to anyone. We should have 10 plus run next time and battle it out. Then let the people decide. DNC should not endorse or restrict any candidates.,"I agree, I am just disappointed that even the Guardian is suggesting that Democrats should be headed in the future by a Hillary-light version, that will only allow Republicans to maintain power" +Okay I get it: This is an unpopular opinion. But no one has even tried to answer my question. All I'm asking for is for someone to give me an example of modern female-oppression.,A man who has admitted to sexually assaulting multiple women just got elected as President. +"Even monstercat cant be in direct contact with karma fields. Only Kerli IN NA\DA did (she didnt want to explain her relationship with KF - quote from article). Even Raven Kwok is not in direct contact. But to keep his AI persona, everyone need to pass trought his manager. There is a lot of articles on the subject. But hey, you might forgot about all those articles :P","There was at least 3 articles that I remember of, A raven article, a Kerli article and a Monarchy one" +"Black Lives Matter Anti-Bullying Leader, 23, Shoves 74-Year-Old Supposed Trump Supporter To Ground","Yeah, that's how you win a arguement..." +"As an atheist parent, I would have a problem with my kid being indoctrinated in to believing fairy tales and creeds that view intelligence as a bad thing. The bible literally and specifically says not to seek knowledge and not to trust the intelligent. Many sermons can be found all over the place that seeking intelligence is the work of the devil. This is is a thing actively pushed in churches today.",What if your kid chooses to believe in God or a higher power just like you chose to be a free thinker? +What is the most disturbing thing you ever heard from a kid?,"My niece went into great detail about her dad beating up her mother, making her bleed, and then she went to sleep." +"Well that makes sense I suppose, so its not the guy but the position thats more important. What if he goes off the rails and starts WW3? Or drives the country into depression, will it still seem like a good trade off? If anyone since WW2 was going to do that Trump is certainly capable.",I'm guessing that Trump supporters don't view WW3 as a serious possibility. +Wondo was sent to SJ already. You done fucked up brah,"Shit, then I hope Ola k gets I injured for 4 days then ." +I don't understand the title...,You could say it's... Alien +Is there a way to get bypass the more expensive european version? Hey I've watched a couple of hours of the game now and i really want to try it out for myself. However i found out the game/ pledge is more expensive in the EU compared to the US. Does anyone know a way to bypass this and help a broke uni student? Thanks in advance!,Vote for candidates that will lower taxes? +"You didn't. It'd be obvious in an overview of the file's assets, nobody has to check for dicks. If you really really want to check for dicks tho send me a pm",This got weird fast. +I don't think you really understand how people get into FBI protected custody. It's a massively expensive offer of protection and there has to be a legit fear of death let alone a value to the FBI to keep you alive. You also don't get to see your family or talk to them anymore. His friends would be openly wondering where he is and that isn't happening. Braverman isn't anywhere near valuable enough or in danger enough for FBI protective custody. Someone is driving this story and simply twisting it to keep it going now.,"Oh yah you're right The Clinton Foundation, The Open Foundation and the Rothschilds are small fries compared to some immigrants from the poorest parts of Sicily" +"Seriously, what is an aswell As well That phrase is two words","I hate that to, people do it alot." +I would assume they are there to look for free handouts (i.e baby spiders) and not to act as the three wise men in the birth of their savior. Hahaha But check them for frankincense and myrrh. I could be wrong !,This joke is adorable. +I think one of the things that Bernie supporters like to forget is that America has never elected a socialist to be the president. Ever. The candidate who got the closest was Eugene Debs and he got ~6% of the popular vote in the presidential election of 1912.,"I mean, during the primaries Bernie polled 15-20 points better than Trump while Hillary was doing about the same as she did now, but yeah Bernie could never win" +Kits/jerseys?,Favourite - Any Sampdoria kit <3 hnnnnnnnnnng +GOOD Point!,Gooder points +Opinion: People are right to fear President Trump,"Yes, he is literally Hitler." +I doubt your intelligence.,"You must be a liberal, dismissal tactics and non-arguments are fairly commonplace among the weak minded." +And that was the last party he got invited to,If he was saying the truth. +Do whatever you want as long as you don't screw up my commute.,Yeah...but you HAVE to hear the message man! +"Honestly, do you guys even care about blowing a 3-1 lead? Cause I don't. Whenever some guy facetiously proclaims 3-1! 3-1!, although I know it's supposed to be insulting, I feel nothing. I'm searching my feelings as I'm writing this, but I guess it has to do with the fact that Kevin Durant chose Golden Fucking State, the team I thought was perennially destined to never make playoffs. How the hell did we even get to this point? It's honestly dumbfounding and we should never forget where we came from. We rose from nothing and actually fucking won an NBA championship with some college kids we drafted and watched as they became the new faces of the NBA What I'm trying to say is I love Dub Nation. We are very lucky to be where we are and I'm excited for the future of this team. Let them have their moment of glory and mockery. Those fools. It's not worse than anything we've dealt with before.","Whenever someone says 3-1, I say KD." +"I dont recommend this, but you can use a c-clamp and a small block of wood (or an old brake pad). Place the wood or pad against the open side of the piston, where the brake pads would sit. And tighten the clamp around the caliper so that it pushes it back in. If you cant do that. I've taken a strong bar long enough to have both hands on it, but short enough to fit in the wheel well, and set the caliper on top of the brake/hub assembly and put my Wieght against it to compress it. I really don't recommend this though, it pushes against the car sideways, not too safe when it's lifted up.",Thanks for your help man... Should a 4-inch c-clamp be wide enough or would I need something bigger? +First new US nuclear reactor in 20 years goes live,But what do we do with all the waste? +"It's a real lake, but in the show they changed the spelling from okoboji to okobogee.",And it's 110 miles from Sioux City. +I compared the recoil patterns of every primary gun with muzzle brake against other muzzle attachments.,Oh my lord Ubi pls nerf the recoil on the C8 for Buck! +On Wikipedia's CFP page it has them already in the final 4 and us not. That's what I'm confused about.,Now you know why teachers won't let you cite Wiki! +Fuze is always there to help! :),"Fuze, always the gentleman" +I love how winning less than 25% of your games for the fourth year in a row is something to feel good about,Neither one of our teams are winning a championship this year. +Proof that WikiLeaks hates liberals and is an alt-right organization,"WIKILEAKS DOESN'T HAVE THEIR OWN AGENDA THOUGH, ITS NOT POSSIBLE BECAUSE THEY LEAK INFORMATION." +"I really wish there was 6 vs 6 singles battle spot in Sun and Moon It really hurts the game in my opinion. I always thought 6 vs 6 was the standard for pokemon, and was excited to use the online battle feature, but 6vs6 wasnt there in XY. There was 3vs 3 and doubles, but I dislike both of these. I think a lot of people would like to play 6 vs 6, and these people have to send requests, search manually on wi fi, its really annoying.",Come join us at the showdown master race then! +Why does ZiS look this bad? All high settings with 100% render at 1080p (GTX 1060 3gb),"Wow, the developer's gotta be proud of their work!" +Binged the *fuck* out of it over the past two days.,Next you'll tell me edge is a legitimate internet browser.. +BREAKING: The Chicago Cubs are #NotOurWorldSeriesChampions!,YOU CAN TAKE THAT CHAMPIONSHIP FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS I know this is +for the what?,for the troops! +I believe one of the requirements for not sucking at basketball is being able to put the ball *through* the rim when on offense.,How tf would you know? +My payday skateboard,"Wow, this looks amazing!" +"I'm not so sure. I used to be a hardcore pro-lifer, the kind who argued that abortion wasn't even okay in the event of rape because, they can just give it up for adoption. Those were my beliefs, horrible as they were. And then I made some new friends, and they were very pro-choice, and somehow, we didn't even argue about it. Rather, I actually listened, and after a little while, a lot of it started making more and more sense. Fast forward to today, and I will ardently defend any woman's full reproductive rights and think that in many cases, abortion is probably the best option. All it takes is some openness, and some dialogue that doesn't include demeaning one another.","Thank you for this, it's a nice reminder that people's opinions can change." +Anyone would be interested in a Ragnarok Event? If it has been done sorry I didn't know. But I would love to see something similar to Viking/Underworld event with the Lore or Ragnarok placing the Norse Pantheon in the light and explaining the story of what happened !,Ragnarok fenrir would be co..Oh wait we already have it. +Amazing Widowmaker Cosplay,Me dicks likes it +I'd be scared to debate him,Wouldn't want to roll a D20 against him in a dark alley. +I prefer pokes,Them pokeymen +360 last kill or it doesn't count,"Fuck this brought back memories, I beat the shit out of the lads at my school on this map" +Are you all aware that key binding changes for horses and the jeep-like vehicles don't react to changes while the tanks are fine? I have to use W to go forward yet W is not bound to anything in the vehicle key bindings. Also the mouse sens as the heavy tank driver is randomly 3x faster than what it should be.,"Yes, we are aware of all of those things." +"Well, Tennessee Men's BB lost to UT-Chattanooga already, so we're moving right along.",Woman's Basketball? +Rubio Doesn't Want Canadians Watching U.S. Super Bowl Ads,Does that mean he does because the guy flops all the time? +Devilsaur Shock-Baton world quest up on NA again. Go get your 880 titanforged dude!,"Can confirm, headed there now" +UK can into Nordic?,Finland can into germania. +"You say that until someone triple dog dares you, then you have no choice.",The 'triple D' word! +Need for a decentralised Uber? Discuss,Everyone knows that monopolies are good and competition is bad so don't try. +"Why would they? They won. No one protests when they're happy. If you truly think that there wouldn't be protests if Hillary had won, I think you're being a little naive. This was definitely the most divisive election in living memory. No matter who won, there was going to be anger",I guess the Wait... at the end of my post wasn't enough for Reddit so I'll give you what you want: +"Curious skinny guy. (1.75m, 52kg)",You could really use a few pounds more. +Wow elitist...,"Yeah, I'm an elitist because I don't pay to play with people far worse than me." +In case you wanted to know what would happen if you tried to flush popcorn...,well now I know +Pistol please and thank you!,"Pick one and it's yours: Zim, 88 Fragnum or Shooterang" +"Sixty years ago, the FBI launched COINTELPRO. Its mission was simple: destroy the Left.","I got to meet John and Bonnie Raines, two of the 8 activists who broke into an FBI office in Media, PA and stole the files that exposed COINTELPRO." +Hillary Clinton Blames F.B.I. Director for Election Loss,"When you point a finger at someone else to blame, you have three fingers pointing right back at you." +What's your favorite subreddit and why?,"r/fatpeoplehate RIP, you was too UnPC." +Lava caves found 300ft below Washington DC,Did you find the secret treasure? +I'm sure you can add that to the list. Lol.,She's saving that for Backdoor Teen Mom 3. +Portland by night.,Wow I've never seen a photo like this before... +"I cant help but notice that everytime I am at the gym, there is a black couple using the smith machine. And I dont mean the same couple. Some different black guy is always showing his gf how to do smith machine squats and it makes me feel like im in Westworld.",It's a spawn point +"It's the exact opposite for me. I was in college when he got elected, so getting hammered on a Tuesday wasn't really a big deal. My roommates and I threw an election night party. The buzz in the room when the election got called was electric. Everyone was so happy. I'll remember it forever. Our entire house was filled with kids in their early 20s that were optimistic about the future. It was a really fun night.",8 years later... I'm not sure the same atmosphere existed at most colleges. +"Well, I'm currently in Houston for the holidays but I'll be back next year for school.","Same, but dallas, not houston" +"If you possessed any animatronic except for the adventures, who would you choose? Even the nightmares and halloween ones *Note that you would die by the hands of PG (unless you choose a springsuit) and you'd feel the pain of death forever. I would choose nightmare mangle for no reason other than it looks awesome",Freddy because he was one of the coolest Freddy versions (that creepy laugh though). +Philadelphia To Get New Area Code,Cell carrier employee here: this is gonna be fun +"So, I know this is odd to ask, but, why the focus on Russian hacking, so much as the content of what they've uncovered? Almost like we are focused on the messenger, not the message. The content of these leaks, are like genies that cannot be stuffed back in the bottle; although the mainstream media would very much like that to happen. The other thing that doesn't make much sense to me, is, even if it was the Russians, who is to say others didn't exploit these systems and people, to gain access to the same information? It's not like the Russians planted a flag at the beach head and said that they claim the contents of the server for Mother Russia. My understanding is that, in the case of HRC's private server, security was more than an afterthought. That she had that thing running with a proven, secure technique of security through obscurity.","The media is focused on the hacking, so as not to explain WTF Hillary was doing trying to undermine democracy" +Annoyed was meant to convey not that big of an issue,I'm honestly not really sure what you are trying to say. +Said it before and I'll say it again: Jay Cutler is the most criminally underrated QB in the league.,"Aww thanks baby <3 MAtthew stafford is ok, I guess." +"MIL in the Wild - I don't think it was the DIL who dirtied the dishes. The MIL told me she doesn't understand why her baby son has gone no contact with the entire family. Has been no contact for a long time and complete blackout. Then she told me about the last day/night she saw baby son and DIL. Baby (adult) son and DIL came to visit MIL for a day or two. I'm almost certain it was the son who used all the items in her kitchen to cook dinner for himself and his wife. Still don't think the mess was DIL's doing but maybe it didn't matter in the end. MIL comes home, sees a big mess in the kitchen. MIL told me it was all DIL's doing. I think DIL is the scapegoat in this. MIL goes to the spare bedroom, shakes DIL awake and says, Clean up this mess! Marches DIL to the kitchen to clean up the mess. DIL half awake is trying to clean up the kitchen but it wasn't good enough for MIL so MIL says, Here, I'll help you. As if that makes MIL the good guy in this. She told me by morning they were gone without saying a word. NC to whole family and total blackout. She still doesn't know why her son did that. She told me that whole kitchen story then she said she doesn't know why her son went NC.",If the DIL was a real wife she would have done the cooking and cleaning and neither baby son nor MIL would have had to. +Best football team in the state. Alabama is scared.,That's obviously South Alabama +Bob Quinn is the winningest GM in franchise history. Incidentally Caldwell is the winningest coach,Casino Caldwell +Trust Nobody,"This random dude added me and asked me to go to his site, classic scam, used my amazing google translate skills to stop him." +"Please let Dazed and Steel cast together.. If they both want to, please let them duo cast a game together I mean come on when are we going to have the chance to see that again?",and let m0e analyse pls. +Hey great explanation so I can also use a brick to erase pencil graphite?,You can erase a lot of stuff with a brick +Because game mechanics = story,Then all turn-based combat RPGs are for autists? +Rick Joyner: 'There Is Much More Freedom Of Religion In Russia Than There Is In America',I'm sure Putin has room for Joyner on one of his propaganda squads. +"Well, no offense - but he was voted in based on those beliefs. Why the hell didn't you guys vote? (not you specifically). It makes no sense to sit out the election and then come crying because you don't agree with the guy who was actually voted in.","but you don't understand, Hillary wasn't 100% perfect and so they sat out the election." +Sent a message alright. That they're so damn privileged that they can sit idly by as Trump and his goons royally fuck our country.,"careful, if you call them privileged they will vote for Trump." +I go to the front page like 99% of the time. Idk if that means I shouldn't post though.,Front page of dota or reddit? +We're going to need some of that Wall Street money. How about Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein?,Jamie Dimon could be good. +"The majority of those supporting Sanders already appeared to know it as it was happening. What no one wants to admit is that we're cowards. We can downvote and argue and post, but we can't fight something bigger than we are. The Clinton apparatus was much bigger than those of us who supported Sanders and even as we watched the robbery take place, even as we read the emails that confirmed how it took place, we did nothing and I don't anticipate that changing. Everyone is too comfortable to really rock the boat.",Also didnt have soros funding like the hillary people do +The Red Pill movie Melbourne: Feminist writes why she wants to see it,"She threw-up a little bit in her mouth while writing that, didn't she?" +So we should punish the children for it? We should effectively orphan AMERICAN children from loving homes without any sort of discretion or mercy?,Ya man their parents fucked up! +"As a Mexican I have to tell you: Guys, stop telling liberals to go to Mexico. You don't want our crappy people, we don't want your crappy people, let's agree to send them to...IDK Saudi Arabia? Have a great day centipedes.",They must go to Antarctica! +"Post Game Thread: 9/18 Yankees @ Red Sox ### Line Score |1|2|3|4|5|6|7|8|9|R|H|E :-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-: [NYY](/NYY)|1|0|1|2|0|0|0|0|0|**4**|**11**|**1** [BOS](/BOS)|0|0|0|0|3|1|1|0|x|**5**|**10**|**0** ### Scoring Plays Inning|Event|Score :-:|-|:-: 1|Didi Gregorius singles on a ground ball to right fielder Mookie Betts. Brett Gardner scores. Billy Butler to 2nd. |0-**1** 3|Gary Sanchez homers (16) on a fly ball to left field. |0-**2** 4|Brett Gardner grounds into a force out, fielded by second baseman Dustin Pedroia. Donovan Solano scores. Mason Williams to 3rd. Rob Refsnyder out at 2nd. Brett Gardner to 1st. |0-**3** 4|Ronald Torreyes grounds into a force out, third baseman Aaron Hill to second baseman Dustin Pedroia. Mason Williams scores. Brett Gardner out at 2nd. Ronald Torreyes to 1st. |0-**4** 5|Hanley Ramirez homers (27) on a fly ball to left field. Bryan Holaday scores. Xander Bogaerts scores. |**3**-4 6|Jackie Bradley Jr. singles on a line drive to right fielder Rob Refsnyder. Travis Shaw scores. Aaron Hill to 2nd. |**4**-4 7|Hanley Ramirez homers (28) on a fly ball to left field. |**5**-4",F +"Fight breaks out in Artesian Commons Park in Washington after a sucker punch, female witness turns into action hero.","man, people were stealing hats left and right in that video, cowboy hat, baseball cap." +ban was a wrong decision here,"Indeed, it was just from the forums, it should have been from the game" +Then they're fucking idiots. Not even the most insane brutal dictators have launched their nukes yet they fully expect Trump to?,The dictators have common sense Trump is a fucking moron That's the difference +What is the most bland synopsis of a movie you can give that make it harder for replies to guess what the movie is?,Guy shoots gun at stuff +"If I am correct, they use regenerative braking to lower the materials, producing electricity? That's pretty unheard of to me, and seems like a great idea to use all that potential energy for something.",Japanese Efficiency +Week 4 droplist courtesy of JPreme!,"I don't know , but Palace designs are just way better." +"How the fuck do normal people eat at maintenance/overeat ALL THE GODDAMN TIME without feeling like crap, getting awfully bloated and just generally wanting to die? Can I just like remove my internal organs or something so I don't feel heavy and bloated? (No, this wasn't a serious question, don't worry.)","Well, we do have a huge obesity problem these days..." +"I actually picked up White Castle sliders from the grocery store, I was pretty stoked about it. I love White Castle but never get to go to the actual restaurant because there's not a convenient location near me :/ I actually just finished it was delicious!",Wow! +I find turning off the screen makes the phone hot. To save the most battery while still getting distance travelled try using GoPlus while having the screen locked.,Obviously if you have a GoPlus that's better than having the screen on.... I really didn't think that had to be explained... +Lol Penn State getting cocky. How cute,"I think it's more like being a river boat gambler on an insane string of luck, just laughing at the absurdity" +Well she was born in '75. so she would have been 5-14 in the 80s,Didn't she do porn in the 80s? +Don't forget to bring a towel.,A towel is just about the most massively useful thing you can carry. +Variety is the spice of life bro,Then why not put Picard in the skirt? +Oh excuse me (S)Sgt!,I don't refer to myself as that but whatever floats your boat. +Beijing Nights (Yashica EM + Kodak Ektar),Rad af +"Damn, that lack of comma got me.",He should read more +100 LAYERS OF BEANIES,Ethan crawling through the door like a retarded unicorn was amazing. +Don't get upset,*pupset +P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way SYDNEY,Where fish go to die. +Original movies. No more marvel crap.,And not every book needs to be turned into a movie. +I'm not obsessive .-.,The lyrics are really beautiful +I'm tempted to just get my preorder DLC from them and return the game and buy it digitally. Fuck Amazon at this point.,thats what I did....preloaded and ready to play at midnight +Smegma,"It's not only a dirty sounding word, it has a disgusting meaning too." +My disc and pop figure collection!,"wait a minute, they are blueray versions of DBZ?" +I really could care less. star wars is becoming another movie to cram down my throat,Couldn't* +"Well you'd be wrong. I liked the skit, and chuckled at it. But I didn't almost fucked died!1!!!!",Obviously a Trump supporter for not fucking dying +Top 10 dishes unveiled for PyeongChang Winter Games,Sooo... What exactly is planned for these foods? +If you don't preorder CIV VI you won't be able to play as the Aztecs for the first three months the game is out.,Are the aztecs good for anything in the previous games though? +I made a collection of every God's VEL spam for those you need it. Also memes,Baka's laugh is something +"I looove this idea, but... Can we pin one of these posts to the top of the sub so it stops being reposted today?",Yeah this is worse than the safety pin thing that's been posted about 4 times +I hope Rogers enjoys not making money again.,"Yeah, didn't they learn their lesson with Price?" +"Scusa, non inerente alla tua domanda, ma quanto mi manca il capo in b!","Ad essere sincero non ne ho mai bevuto uno, anche se sono quasi 5 anni che sono qua..." +It was confirmed by Geoff Keighley on his Youtube show a couple of months back.,"I see, I must've missed that." +You sound like tech support with that first question lol.,"Sir, have you tried turning it off and back on again?" +"Apparently you can transfer to your spouse at Tesla's discretion, but thats about the only way to transfer","Marry for green card, or marry for model 3 reservation... hmmm." +Whats the lil yachty video,Idk but it seems like a Nardwuar video. +I thought it never came back after the zoom-in level additions to vanilla game. Too bad though because zoom-out was multiple times more useful.,I disagree about it being more useful because aiming at the weak spots of a T28 HTC or Super P at 400 metres is hard in x8 zoom +"Understand that these people are doubting you based on this being very unlikely. I believe you, the exact same thing happened with my ex. Very rarely would sex be pain free for her(id guess about 5-10% of the time). The majority of the time was exactly how you described. Lube, foreplay, then 2 minutes of sex before she came and started having more pain than she could take. After not having sex for a few days or more, she would last maybe 30 seconds before she came and the pain became too much. As for round 2, it was usually impossible until about 30 minutes after orgasm for her","mine ex couldn't orgasm no matter how much foreplay we did or how long the sex lasted (once over an hour), but she had unresolved anxiety issues, so I think that's the reason why" +"Big Brother US18 - Episode Discussion - September 04 2016 Sunday episodes typically cover who has won power for the week and what they will do with it. If we didn't learn who the HOH was last Thursday, we'll find out tonight. Nominations almost always happen on Sunday.",First O is the best feeling ever. +Thanks for the ideas!,Absolutely +I think he could select anyone as his VP,Maybe Sanders +"How would you react if Goldberg gets squashed by Lesnar? Brock Lesnar squashes Goldberg just like he did to Cena (Summerslam 2014) or Ambrose (WM32) or Rollins (Battlground 2016), or etc? How would you react?",My hate for Lesnar would grow. +I saw this BMW at the airport some time ago,anyone who likes this deserves to be shot +How English sounds to non-English speakers. (This messed with my head as I felt like I should be able to understand them),Half of those words are English but randomly mixed around. +Australia v England - 4 Nations Is anybody actually awake to watch this one?,Always new Thurston was shit +"When it comes to feature changes, it is almost always better to use existing mechanics to get something through. Adding a new item to an already item market full of worthless items just adds bloat. If anything, before choosing a new item, let's take the option I mentioned in another comment: Noctis can use Iris scan probe launcher. Noctics is given trait can scan wrecks when using iris probe launcher. Hell, then they can use core probes too. Don't even need to change the item... just repurpose it and (maybe) make it manufacturable (or salvageable/loot able or both [bpc copies from exploration loot]). With this version CCP only needs to enable scanning of wrecks and apply a few minor changes to items, nothing more. Creating a new item requires balancing and other extra crazy stuff.","This is actually perfect, it'd be just like CCP to make a 5 year old useless birthday gift into a very powerful module." +"Agreed, raw mushrooms are wrongtown",Raw mushrooms are delicious +"yeah, you just gotta stop considering other perspectives and then racism won't real",But have a dialogue with Trump voters to understand them. +Being against Islam is not Racist .,I dropped that +"As a former roofer, I honestly think I'd rather be roofing.",But what if the jerker has shingles? +"If dogs had a 911 hotline, what dog-'emergencies' would they call it for?",Dog files missing persons report every morning +"OK, this fuck needs to go to jail. If a man in Texas can be jailed for refusing to remove a shirt that says deplorable at a voting site, then this fuck can get locked up too.","What difference, at this point, does it make?" +Cult of foamy the squirrel 2016,"Foamy, that was some time ago..." +"Yeah I mean if they were specifically told NOT to go political, and it appears that they were, and Joey deliberately chose to go there anyway, then I really cannot muster up much sympathy for him here. You were warned beforehand Joey. Besides if I want to hear political talk (and I was a Political Science major in college, so I do), then I'll watch something OTHER than pro wrestling.",Joey styles certainly doesn't have MY symphy +Anyone else see this for every pokemon?,"Io, you are real!" +"Shit White People do: Invent modern medicine, go to the moon, invent flying, discover electricity, discover all the elements on the periodic table (that had to be discovered), modern mathematics, etc",Nah if we didn't oppress blacks they would have done all of that $20+ years before white people. +You are looking at this problem through a prism of sexism rather than looking objectively at the problem and coming to a reasoned and logical conclusion. This is what feminism does to people.,"You are dismissing my evidence because it doesn't fit into your worldview, this is what bias does to you." +"It's speaking positively of white trash America. You make it sound like it's supposed to be derogatory when reading the article you could see it's not. And worse, you could have just apologized recognizing you jumped to conclusion but nope.","Seriously, fuck that guy." +"Walking back from an nxt show with my friend and some guys pull up alongside us in a car, put Kurt Angle's theme on full blast and proceed to chant you suck at us.",was the guy Kurt angle? +Why does no one seem to purchase or consider this 750w Platinum SFX power supply from Lian-li? Is something wrong with it?,"Because no sensible config currently needs to draw 750w+, unless you are using this in an ATX case for SLI or something." +"Vantablack, the Darkest Material Ever Made, Absorbs 99.965% Of Light",Need this color for my guitar. +"What's amazing is The_Rapist has 200,000 subscribers and they were beaten by 18 people in an office. See, this is why Hillary will make such a great president. ISIS? She'll Correct their Jihad with about 20 or so marines in like a week. Trump's army of 14 year olds would just bitch and moan about how it's all rigged.",Hillary is Ramsey Bolton confirmed! +"Never trust a girl that leaves her teabag in the cup, it's just never black enough for her.",Is... is that a metaphor? +This is beautiful,Thanks! +"No it doesn't need to be done, the province doesn't even want it done. They can barely keep roads with the space we have, imagine if the GTA doubled in size with homes reaching out hundreds of kilometers in all directions. They want everyone in condos and townhouses like every other major city.",By needs to be done I meant needs to be done if these developers want to build their sub developments +The last part was meant to be a joke.,That's the edge +"But ridiculous Washington Post and Huffington Post are okay, right?",Last I checked the editors for the Washington Post and the Huffington Post were not literally the CEO of Hillary's campaign. +"Anyone know what these stars are, or what they indicate?",100% ditto +"The Coraline movie is probably in my top ten favorite movies of all time list. The animation is supurb, the story is wonderful and the characters are great, at least to me. I forgot whether it was before or after the movie came out, but there was a game for the Wii that came out to cash in on the movie's success/hype it up. And, well... You know what they say about video-games *about* movies...",I enjoyed the ds game. +About five years late on this one,"Actually, the video was made three years ago." +Dale Earnhardt Jr's 2017 Paint Scheme!,Can we please get the person designing the 88's schemes to just make ONE scheme for the 24? +Indian students face deportation because of fraudulent agent,Now we wait for u/leeks1 racist response +Cristiano Ronaldo 4th goal vs Andorra (5-0),"Ronaldo is having one of those games, isn't he?" +Constantly *thoroughly cleaning* a rifle that way is a good way to strip off the bluing.,Your username makes me think this is a masturbation metaphor but I don't understand enough words in that sentence to be sure. +I thought they were all Ian McShane's bodyguards or something. Kind of showing John just how ready he needs to be.(not that I don't think he knows),Foreshadowing the later scene in the club +A bot that takes any comment where a person says don't quote me and posts a response with that very comment as a quote accredited to that user,Don't quote me that I said don't quote me on that +"im just curious, every week we say the announcers suck and i do agree, but like, which announcers are actually good?",Buck and Aikman +They need to blitz to be effective?,Perhaps our coach and coordinator need to adjust their play calls instead of harping on execution. +"When I started taking vitamin D3, I started having the weirdest, most bizarre dreams. Crazy feeling.","I have to try this shit then, how much does a gram go for, can I sniff it or is it edible?" +"We've hit 4,000 subscribers! Woooo, congrats everyone! Glad to have all of the new people on board! Also, Pittsburgh suuuuuuuuuuucks","For context, does anyone know what we were at before this season?" +"TIL that a 1944 opinion poll found that 13% of the U.S. public were in favor of killing off all Japanese men, women, and children.",Dad? +"With their win over the Atlanta Falcons today, the Philadelphia Eagles are now 4-0 at home (and 1-4 on the road)","So considering all 3 of our remaining divisional games are at home, we will win the division now right?" +elite exchange on the free Herman Moore,Got Big Ben +"Wait a minute, are you passing the buck there, because, well you know, someone called for sanctions and got them. The rest just followed suit.",The collapse in the price of oil started in June 2014 and thus preceded most of the sanctions. +"If every ult could reset on kill, like Scylla's... Which do you think would look the funniest? Which would be the most devastating? Personally I would drop Krakens all over the place or shooting lazers like the Ra in Xing Tian's mountain did.",Nemesis and Geb cry in a corner...along with all the other gods who don't deal damage with their ult... Hel and Ullr don't have ults +Just caught a wild Lapras in my bedroom!,*Inhales* ... Fuck you +Melissa Benoist,She might be the cutest human being on the planet +Ask like an adult would.,Shit posts are thick tonight. +"The electoral college system is not likely to change. You would have to have a majority of senators vote to abolish it. This would be against the best interests of the state and the people they represent. I just can't see it happening. One of the main purposes of the electoral college is to make voter fraud and stealing an election more difficult. I'm actually more concerned about voter fraud. In some states the current system makes it near impossible, if not impossible to validate the integrity of votes.",how does the electoral college prevent voter fraud? +And she's a gamer!! Sorry to put salt on those wounds .,Fuck you and your happiness. +"Right. Doctors are never wrong about anatomy, and lawyers are never wrong about the law either.",Proven wrong all the time by people who google things. +Are you my mummy? Why yes I am!,allons-y +Need ACNL friends! friend code is 4699-5354-7937 (-:,1650-3123-4290 open +Nah man the city is dope I can't go back to thinking Olive Garden is good food lol,"As a rural guy, you're saying there's better?" +Or you could remember the basics of CQC,Is that... some kind of Judo? +Two Blue Marbles - 1972 and 2016,"damn, the desert in the northern part of africa looks like it's creeping down." +"He absolutely lost me when he said white people don't know what it's like to be poor. Brah, my family came to this country with $70, no English, and 2 suitcases of clothing. We got food from the local homeless shelter for the first few months... 25 years later, we ALL voted for Trump.",Obviously he knows what it's like to be poor. +That we would need to learn cursive because High School and college would not accept printing,I still think we need to learn cursive even though it's not used in college and the real world. +"Short hair, tight body, pierced nipples",Nice tits +"let them try it in mythic or mythic+, let the mobs punch the puller til he's dead and proceed. they'll learn quickly.",punish yourself to prove a point - good move +What _is_ Aleopard?,City to the west from Gyna. +"i think through a desktop browser it's only 30 fps, but on my ps4 it is 60fps",The human eye only sees 24fps anyway. +You know what I think is bonkers and is completely off topic? A long time ago when countries started talking to one another no one decided to call a country by what they wanted to be called. In English we call Germany Germany but Germany calls themselves Deutschland. Same with Austria and probably a ton of other countries. I would understand if we called them their own name but with our language's pronunciation but we don't. Someone should ask Reddit this and link me what people say.,But then comes Canada... +When will the world weep for us as it has for the Cubs. OH JESUS WHEN!?,"Never, they revel in the pain of Angelinos" +"The last anime episode you watched will now be shown to a theater containing yourself, your family, friends, classmates, coworkers, etc. How does it go? Movies and OVAs and stuff also count. The most recent thing I watched was episode 7 of Shouwa Genroku Rakugo Shinjuu, so it wouldn't be too bad at all I suppose. Also keep in mind that the people in the theater know this is something you watched.",Last episode of okusama ga seito kaichou... +so long cold streak,Now he'll play 2 good games then go cold for another 8... +David Stern speaks on the Chris Paul trade to the Lakers: There was never a trade. The GM (Dell Demps) was not authorized to make that trade,If the Lakers got CP3 they would never make it out of the 2nd round.... +it's hilarious that he would seriously consider Curry over Dirk in an all time argument.,"leave him alone, he's a Golden State fan.. he started watching basketball in 2014.." +the fan arts in this sub are getting better and better. good job boys and girls. i dont even bother enlarging them before tbqh,Genderless oppression +I'm fur her,That photo is fake as shit. +WE LOST THE TRADE,Definitely... +This dude is so special. Really excited what this team brings to the field for the next 5 years.,Don't you mean your O Line? +DRAKE - SNEAKIN' FEAT. 21 SAVAGE (VIDEO),"I don't think 21 is capable of smiling, he's got that cold look like 24/7" +"I'd say if you can figure all that out, maybe it'd be easier to study.","Yeah except that studying is boring, figuring that out is exciting" +"Bored at work I need a website that's unblocked from work computers or at least on yours, its a Sunday and I have like 10 check ins so it'll be slow.",Newgrounds +Some of you guys are alright Don't go to Fey & Co. Law Offices tomorrow.,Okay Jeb. +Bodyy takes off headset during the beginning of a crucial round? @14 seconds,"But hes french, he cant understand the casters" +So happy I stocked up on dick-chip ice cream. Wouldn't be a Friday night without a big mouthful of dick-chips!,God I miss Worcester. +Can't help but feel like we contributed a little bit towards this.,It's all your fault! +CONFIRMED: Michelle to run failed campaign for president in 2024 only to run again in 2030 and lose to a Trump kid.,If she won we STILL wouldn't have a woman in the White House. +"Wouldn't it be interesting to know what the average age is here? Maybe in a separate thread, though...",15 +"Smithzz is so fucking bad, can anyone explain to me why don't they get rid of him?",He throws good flashes and smokes +What did y'all think of Zach rance (bb16)? I think he's the most interesting. Woulda been good in OTT!,He's Timmy Tuner without the godparents. +The recession really hit Flavortown hard.,Flavortown needs to be a restaurant in Disney Springs. +Some of you OKC fans are getting real damn smug lately. It's kinda annoying.,I gave you an upvote. +pretty good arena cards. Fight Promoter could be sick in Priest with Kabal Talonpriest and Power Word: Shield,The first thing I thought of was these new Jade Golems +"Wait, it always changes forms?",[It changes forms using a set of items.] +"Ya, they're called Palestinians","Well in that case, the drinks are on me." +Versteeg Closing in on a deal with the Flames,I wonder why Versteeg wants to play in Alberta so much? +Be sure to tell your browser to cache nothing first. :),Screwing capitalists one ctrl+f5 at a time. +"Without naming the location, where do you live?",good things grow in _ _ _ _ _ _ _ +Corporate shills are the ones rioting. They are being paid by a hedge fund billionaire and Mr. Burns ripoff named Soros.,JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZZZZZZZZZ +Blaming religion for violence is like blaming TV and video games for violence.,I'll let the victims of the Charlie Hebdo massacre know that their killers shouting the prophet has been avenged were in no way invoking their religion and using it to justify their barbarity. +What are your tips on pulling all-nighters,Coffee +The most tryhard/no fun for the killer build and I complain about noed but use adrenaline.,"About 80% of my games have this then they run tooboxes to break all the hooks/BNP, or medkits with syptic." +Cans :),Ah... +Same thing as the US and any other country. In Israel they just get caught and convicted.,"I doubt they have anything significant on him, the left in Israel has been trying to get dirt on him for years." +If someone didn't really need a grom. What reasons would I use with my wife to get a grom haha.,"Buy 2, one for her and one for you" +WHY WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!? Oh sincerely go fuck yourself.,"Right, but then those same people vote for President Grab em by the pussy." +Just burn me at the stake and get it over with.,I'd rather you just read up on the actual science instead of agreed with denialist blogs simply because they reinforce your current opinion. +"That can backfire, though, once people see the shadows on the wall for what they are. I stopped playing ME3 multi because of this. Just give me a path to reliably get the thing and I'll do it. Make me play slots and I walk away.",If only everyone thought like you... +The people in attendance I don't follow you here. Were there a different category of people that should have shown up?,"Well, they are liberal, so they are obviously cringey." +Guitar Porn,Ordinary World? +A box!,In a... Dick! +"I think BF1 DLC should include more war stories I don't know about the rest of you guys but I think in future DLC releases they should also include more war stories, or some could refer to them as campaign . I enjoy them a lot and I'm sure there is a number of other people that enjoy them as well.","I wish the intro mission was at least 4 chapters long, it was so god damn insane I wish it went on for longer." +Yeah the 1070 is overkill for 1080p60 and too weak for proper 4k60 so seems like a waste of money for either resolution. I suppose @ 1440p the 1070 shines.,The 1070 is great for 1080p144 +Finished my entertainment wall,Good luck moving +Fire trucks are actually ladder carriers. A fire engine would be a water carrier.,I applaud you on your knowledge of different fire apparatus! +Please tell me you laughed in their face.,"It was more like oh, of course ma'am, I'll get right on that." +"Are they ever going to release Ravenous weapons that aren't shitty? I'd love some normal weapons with Ravenous skins, but a BH, Emi, and Swarm? Gross.","Yeah, I'm drooling over the possibility of a Ravenous GateKeeper..." +"I feel too many people want to end WW1. Lately I have been reading a good number of topics concerning changes people want to see in BF1. They range from customization, enhancements, and nerfing. I feel all of these are detrimental to BF1 and here is why. Now out side of glitch fixing these requests change the fundamental principal that is BF1, which is war back then sucked. There were no suped up rifles, planes were flying death traps, gas was every where, smoke filled your every pore, and bullets and explosives ripped you to shreds. So to say you want customized equipment is just plane anti BF1, you couldn't get it, it did not exist. Sure you could etch your name in your gun, but there not 100s of attachments, hell you'd be lucky just to have them not jam up. Same with enhancements. Planes sucked, asking for them not to be paper thin air jockeys is just wishful thinking. They were death from above from both angles. Now nerfing, this just boils my blood. Yes it's a game, a game in a genre full of games, full of bullet sponges games. This is a WW1 game, trying it's best to recreate that feel. To do that you have to die. Back then armor really did nothing, if you even had it. Helmets were more to make you feel better. Bullets tore you apart, Tanks crushed everything, and AA guns and cannons ruled all. To ask to nerf them takes away from the game. It would kill the feel, the setting, the drama. Millions died, not all of them could be Rambo and neither should we. We have other games for that, this one is trying something new. We can't have it two ways. You can have a WW1 game with a modern feel, it has to suck. It has to be living hell to play through, because that's what it was. We are suppose to slosh through the dirt, worry about the one bullet, and fear the sound artillery. Don't end the war before it even begins, instead bask in all its bloody glory. Look down your muddied sites, stare that gunner square in the eye, and say I know you can kill me in one shot, but damn it I'm coming for you any ways!",TIL: modern weapons don't tear you to shred +"What's your favorite part of patch 7.1? With all of the nerfs, buffs and the instance release. I thought this would be a could thread to see what people are digging and what people are bleh about. With changes on how you get gear in pvp, to how the visuals of things look this patch brought a lot to take in.",Mana nodes now show up as blue circles instead of as gold mining nodes in Suramar. +His kids will pay people to come and then hold that up as proof of how much people love him...the other half of attendees will just be people that hate him and want to confirm he is actually dead,Damn -- you guys are mean. +Try using older drivers for the GPU. I read that the new crimson drivers enable ASW in the 290 even though it isn't compatible with the card yet. Thus lowering your FPS to 45 without the benefit of ASW.,I actually had older drivers and updated while trying to fix the issue. +It's unbelievable how many people do this. Politeness isn't always good driving.,"I did this the other day although, in my defense, it was less politeness and more not wanting to ram into the dumb fuckwit that blew through the roundabout going 65 in a 50 zone (km/h) after I was already in the roundabout" +Can I be simple minded and say the reason no one takes that game seriously for its lore because it's called Dream Drop Distance?,...probably. +"2016 isn't over yet, what else could possibly go wrong?",There is this girl that things seems to go quite well with... +Europe detaining illegal immigrants indefinitely. That's a thing we're doing right?,\*should be doing. +Still nothing unfortunately,Whoosh +"2016 will be the hottest year on record, UN says","Good thing climate change science is a hoax, guys!" +"TIL I'm 40+ while being 24. Is there any kind of MILF-section for men? If so, I'd like to join! Or how does that work?",Dadcore +Show us a picture of your Klein.. here's mine!,Who's ready for some serious diversity! +Except China has nukes.....? You fucking idiots. I can't believe how many people are echoing your words in this thread and around the country. It's like everybody up and forgot how China is a *nuclear superpower*. War with China would be the last war of mankind. Fuck off out of here with your idiot talk.,"But they only have, like, 50 city killers vs our 600+, clearly we would win" +"And What a Maneuver, Right Here on Monday Night Raw!","I have no idea what any of that was about, but a good run through with a spell-checker and a hard look at grammar will do wonders." +"Re Ben: maybe they did invite him but Carol and Susan decided traveling to London would be too much trouble, too expensive, etc. I imagine they had these discussions off screen because the conversion wouldn't be funny and wouldn't be worth getting the actors there for such a short scene.","That makes more sense, story wise haha" +"i caucused for dean and obama, voted kerry and obama twice. i will never vote democrat for any office again. the republicans can put up a literal bag of shit and i will vote third party over the dems.",What about blue dog dems like Jim Webb? +"It was on my friends PC, ik the story seems kinda fake tho, so i told them to check ip address will it work?? i just want my items back.",So your friend stole your phone? +Never Forget AIDS Skrillex,YOU'RE A WHITE MALE! +I was wondering what that was,The pilot on Eden? +Those debates weren't even close. Clinton demolished him in each one. Sad to see just how fact-free the electorate has become.,You mean the fact free Wahhhh...I didn't go to college and live in the sticks and won't move to get a better job and now I've been left behind wahahhhhh part of the electorate that actually turned out in droves and voted for this clown? +All over Facebook in regards to protesters: This is what it looks like when you hand out too many participation awards.,And here you are putting politics on my GOOD CHRISTIAN SUBREDDITS +"Boyfriend wants advice on using his phone less? My boyfriend is very social and has many friends. It seems like he's always speaking to a handful of people at any time. He also finds himself scrolling through Facebook a lot and just looking at his phone. He also loves his mates and would do anything for them so he's very suceptable to helping them out when they need anything, be it on a game or relationship advice. He loved not having a phone last year but ever since getting a new one he hates that he's always on it. Sure it might seem like there's an obvious answer but we need some creative ideas because he's not good at just 'not doing something'.",Realize what he has got in you and treasure you more because you never no how long you'll both be around. +Do you know what else boosts your immunity? Flu shots,But that's not NATURAL man! +Richard Lewis playing for FaZe,How unprofessional of the casters to mocking RL like that! +Always Sunny reference?,Yup the whale is voiced by Kaitlin Olson. +NAF obliterates SmithZz,Dude this thread title is an offense pls drop it +Brian Bilek going for shit post of the year here,"It's almost the New Year and Bilek is swinging for the fences, gotta respect the hustle." +What deck? You forgot to link the deck.,"hah so I did, fixed" +"At least one million tons of chemical weapons dumped after the World wars lie rusting on the ocean floor. As the metal rusts away, the toxic chemicals will be exposed threatening marine life around them, scientists warn",at least our generation is much smarter in disposing atomic waste. +"Pretty surprised this is as far down as it is. It's a really great track, and the animation was stunning and added a lot of emotional attachment to the song for me",It's the second highest comment lmao +"As a Canadian watching this election with keen interest, I keep seeing people refer to these protests as riots, yet I haven't really seen any indication of rioting on the news. Are these actually riots and the news isn't reporting it or are the people calling it riots overblowing the situation?",71 people got arrested for creating a hippy drum circle in Portland. +"NA fans aren't in denial about their imports carrying them, unlike some other regions I know",We all know that it was YellowStar's BRILLIANT leadership that carried fnatic S5 huni more like whoni +Ok so given that Trump is a time traveller and has seen the future... Can we expect Mars to be destroyed by a meteor soon?,One of the Pences in our timeline might have warned him. +Why don't we just ban heroin?,You forgot the +"Spoiler days? I am in general curious, I had a grasp on spoiler days but well I may have gotten it wrong, that and I cant wait for royal spoilers",where are the nubatama spoilers +"Pence, at the very least, understands how government works and what it means to govern. We don't have to worry about him using Breitbart as his Pravda and letting white nationalists run the country while he snorts coke in his gilded apartment.",I'm less worried that Pence would use the FBI to delegitimize or threaten to imprison the Democratic nominee in 2020. +Wat is de meest Nederlandse zin die je kunt bedenken?,We doen niet mee aan het EK. +"Federal support for refugees 'inadequate' to launch new life, internal review finds",Wow more CBC pro-government refugee propaganda +"Jokers poll had Kryssie ahead by almost 20 points, what on Earth???",Not everyone who votes participates in the same polls.... +"Right, because having an email server is so much worse than being completely ignorant to every relevant issue facing the country she's trying to govern.",I dropped this +whats in oregon?,Not him. +"Tag a few spoilers there, you better not get this guy spoiled lol.","Oh yeah, cause the banner itself isn't a spoiler ;)" +Look at this Cuck,"well, if all the celebrities and blue checkmarks say so, who am I to disagree..." +Isn't there only 7 instead of 9 IPS+elements?,... I'm going to check the wiki on this one. +Awesome man! I'm super jealous of the larger fuel tank. I would love to drop a 31-37 gallon tank in the taco.,It's your cake day man! +3 out of 4 of Netflix Subscribers Would Rather Cancel Their Subscription Than See Ads,I'm considering cancelling just because they're apparently thinking about it. +Acidmore?,"Acidmaw's twin is Dreadscale, is in it?" +P=NP?,"Ti-as da report de spam ca vrei sa pari destept, dar n-ajungem nicaieri asa ca doar comentez." +100% hot metal bridge.,The best named bridge on Earth. +"Yeah I agree. Not the biggest DI fan, but God Hates Us All is great. I'm really torn on Repentless if I'm honest.","repentless is good, but yes too Kerry for me, still makes me bang my fucking head though" +Diana currently sits at a 52.49% winrate!,Time to nerf? +"I too live in North East Ohio! You are absolutely right, it's been super obvious that the snow is coming later and later.",If you love the Chinese that much why don't you just move there. +"That's hilariously optimistic, Mr. Guy-Who-Clearly-Needs-Starks-to-Do-Well-This-Week. Starks is awful, it's his first game back from injury and no one gets all of a team's touches at RB.",Nice call on Starks there +I'm just worried that waiting to evolve is going to cost a bunch of moves since Crabonimable is a change in typing.,You shouldn't miss more than one and the move relearner is [at the league's poke center] +**Pokeballs that make her dance!** **Pokeballs that make her dance!**,It would be closer to choice BANDS WILL MAKE HER DANCE! +#Obligatory Minesweeper/Minecraft joke,#Obligatory Windows ME Joke +"Being childfree doesn't mean you're a hermit, for God's sake! Some people are just stupid.","Apparently being childfree means you're the world's babysitter; not that you actually watch kids, but you watch the stores, drive the bus and make the food when parents are just too put out to do it." +Ugh if only I could grab this at work before the C&D hits this after noon before I get home,"If it does, I downloaded it and got it on a flash drive." +If you survive long enough in Survival you get to see... the sunrise :). It's pretty epic really.,Does the temp come up at all? +"Death, but not for you Gunslinger.","The man in black fled across the desert, and I followed." +My Biggest Play yet,"Well, yeah, this is huge; it's a PotG where Bastion is NOT in turret form or ulting for once." +"Instead of trying to find a fix for the shotgun, wouldn't it just be better to go back to how it was?",Nah I think the new version is better but the shotgun needs to go +That you can drive through red lights in certain directions. I then went to Florida on holiday and realised that it was definitely true. Crossing major roads out there is quite a scary experience for someone that is used to all cars having to stop at red lights!,Just right turns. +"Pflugerville Panthers, woot!",You mean the Dillon Panthers? +"Has Apple Music now replaced iTunes Match? Am I now able to delete music in my library on my Mac that has been matched and download replacement 256kbps DRM-free copies to the same Mac, as I could do with iTunes Match? If so, how would I go about doing this?","I think you can solve this issue if you subscribe to both iTunes Match, and Apple Music" +And they were all Oh no... it's YOU! Aaaah!,"Funny, but my mom always jokes that many of my patients last words are oh no, not you!" +Bob Dylan is fast food,"I love me some Philip Roth, but Bob Dylan is the shit." +"why not hire a lawyer? pay them the $250 to go fight it, if they win they keep it",What lawyer charges less than $300/hr? +BoM says 260km/h winds knocked down network in S.A. blackout,Everyone know you can't trust the BOM they have been fudging climate data for decades. +Things that grind my gears: the orientation of the foxflower seed icon is different from all the other seeds,Did you just assume the seed's orientation? +Donations to Planned Parenthood made under Mike Pence's surge after the election,People are so witty +Yeah I haven't listened to the podcast so I'm not sure I'd be a good fit but I'd be interested. I think we're probably going to disagree on quite a few things though but I'm not afraid of a challenge!,You should watch a DP episode to see if you can be a good fit. +"I mean he just posted the post itself, I'm assuming for anyone who didn't can't the original post. Since this is a self post it seems like less of a karma grab IMO",Not that I think this is a karma grab but self posts give you karma. +"H2H 10T Points 2 to start, 2 to bench Smart, KCP, R Lopez, Kilpatrick",Start Smart and Kilpatrick imo +Pretty sure the prevalent theory is that was the real one Bernard killed and Ford is making a host Theresa.,Unless that was from an old timeline +"Obviously not, he owns a drone.",But even money won't save him from beein' alone. +Now the DNC has leverage over Keith Ellison. To the top!!!!,They're holding his family hostage! +There are no easy choices when it comes to war.,...but it's always Hillary's fault! +Infused to announce cod roster tomorrow,Tommey and swanny? +"Brown has that perfect blend of speed and power, but I never thought it would translate so well in the NFL this early on. This is (was) a contract year for Manti...he's not coming back, is he?",The other thing is Jatavis Brown wasn't even the first ILB we picked last year +There are other AirPlay receivers which can be has for a fraction of the cost of the AirPort Express.,"They must be pretty rare, I have yet to see one." +"As a side note, Garry Gilliam is most likely getting an 85 card? What the fuck? Coming from a Seahawks fan, he is arguably the worst piece of out o-line and may be benched for Sowell this weekend. Meanwhile, Justin Britt, our center, is having a fantastic season and only has a 67 overall card. Fuck this I'm rattled.",His TE card in 15 was dope though +agreed.,As a non mormon living across the street from an LDS church in the middle of SLC please kill me. +Brad Stevens says Al Horford (concussion) is not quite ready to play tonight in New Orleans.,How many offensive boards tonight then? +"It's pretty obvious why it's getting nerfed, it can just spray at someone's head for an easy kill.",Yeah I mean it doesn't have really heavy amounts of recoil or anything +"That's weird, sub out the word turn for my daughter's name and you end up with the password to all my internet accounts.",What's your daughter's name? +Is The multiplayer on Battlefield 4 still active?,Yeah +Fuck it id rather do gay shit than have small calves. Need to join some ballerina classes now,Gonna try and do high volume eod +Don't poke the anaconda,That anaconda don't want none... unless he can out-lunge you hun. +"Elvui has a small Artifact Power bar similar to its bars for tracking XP, honor, and reputation.","Yep, you can find its options under Data Bars within the elvui config options" +"I told my NMom that I'm almost done with the first draft of my book, and guess what the first thing she says is? I hope you don't base any of the mean characters on me. That seems like something you would do.",N-translation: *you better not have revealed my true nature in your book* +Dude... you are gouging us with these pitchfork prices. Is there anyone selling pitchforks that we can use against this guy?,r/PitchforkEmporium +Summit 1v5 clutch,"Summits pretty good at this game, he should think about going pro, Kappa." +It would literally be impossible since he is from South Africa I believe.,If there is one thing this election cycle has taught us is that the old rules were meant to be broken. +run it on a virtual machine!,Which runs on a Windows launched through bootcamp! +"Did you read the OP at all? Bad breakup, ex moved out, no mention of any good will at all, check received by her with her name on it, she thinks it's hers, no intent to negotiate a half and half split. This is nothing like taking money from a cash register.","Tell me in the OP where it says it was *all* hers to take, and where it says in the OP she didn't take other money she was entitled to as you claimed." +What is the biggest controversy in League?,Support Singed *drops the mic* +Flower has been really strong the last 5 games. I still have faith that they'll figure out a way to keep both of them.,"Keeping him isn't impossible, the actual problem is if they keep him then it's only for a one year Cup run and they lose out on any return value that a trade would bring." +What do you do to stay sober?,Not drugs +"Why does Tyron Woodley think the UFA/media have something against him? Relatively new to MMA compared to some on here, but I've really grown to like Tyron Woodley. He seems honest and doesn't really chat shit and when he does it seems to be justified or at least delivered in a calm way. One thing I've noticed though, in every single interview I've seen with him he always hints that people don't want to see him succeed. He always mentions it. Anyone know why? Is there a deeper history to this, or is he hinting at racism or what?","black dude from ferguson, just do the math, everything that's ever gone wrong in his life is due to his skin color." +I don't understand what the red letter inside the crosshairs is for,"i think it's mostly the place to focus as you can peripherally read the rest of the word around it instead of reading the whole word, one letter at a time, left to right" +"Karma's a bitch, isn't it?",What are you on about? +"You can't just post mean facts like that man, add a trigger warning. Do you want them to vote for more neocons?!",Posting facts is why Trump won +Sterling Shepard Mugged on Fourth Down,Absolute fucking bullshit. +"Killing Giants Stems? Does anyone have stems for killing giants, I'd really like to play it using my launchpad live for fun and maybe for like a performance at my school and stuff yeah...",You'll have to kill a giant to get them. +Game Thread Week 16: Cincinnati Bengals (5-8-1) VS Houston Texans (8-6) Time: 8:25 PM Place: NRG Stadium *Help the mods by reporting trolls* **Sort by new for up to date discussion.**,at least we're giving Core some PT +"Someone just threatened me on grindr? I rejected a guy nicely on grindr and he went insane - he said he'd create a bunch of fake profiles to lure me in, and when I go to meet up with one, he'll teach me a lesson. He blocked me before I had the chance to respond. This really freaked me out. Has this ever happened to anyone? How did you deal with it?","You should totally go for the next meet up available, look how that last one in London turned out *evil grin*" +It's getting kind of old that they never let Barry speak. He was in hardcore minecraft ffs.,Um... should we tell them? +Praise Kek thread. Type Praise Kek to give God Emperor the meme god blessings. **Praise Kek!**,Praise Kek! +"I believe I recall reading in the Myth of Male Power, that this is a true statement. That children with single mothers are 100x more likely than those living with married parents to experience sexual abuse. Also, that the cause is from the new men (boyfriends, etc.) in the family. Please somebody correct me if I'm wrong.","And Muslim men are far more likely to molest children, so if the guy is a Muslim, then be extra careful eh?" +Game Thread Week 12: Cincinnati Bengals (3-6-1) @ Baltimore Ravens (5-5) Time: 1:00 PM Place: M&T Bank Stadium *Help the mods by reporting trolls* **Sort by new for up to date discussion.**,God dang it Erickson. +All 29 Starting PGs are so solid. I'd have a hard time ranking Rose over any of those,You are wrong. +Is anyone thinking there might *not* be cash discounts during the anniversary sales? That would give you a much shorter set of replies to read through.,"I agree with you, but whenever has Reddit been about a 'shorter set of replies' :)" +Not really. Only a 500 second lag.,But still a lag though +ovrload,-2 +I'm selling a Worlds Finals Tickets for bought price - But there's a catch.,"I don't need the tickets but if you're moving to Boston, look me up if you need anything - from someone who's just moved here a year ago" +Confusion in Fortitude Valley,The other one to the left looks like it saids Open Days +That was really satisfying,"Well, she certainly taught you how to deal with your emotions." +We need an NGO that collects dirt on cops so it can regularly purge departments of corrupt cops,Internal Affairs is doing a great job at investigating themselves though. +UK or EU citizens so dense in this time of political change,"Unfortunately, this has been the case for international students even before the recent political events in UK (as far as I know)." +Omg shut up. Nobody is killing the X-men. This conversation has been had a million times already.,I think he missed a +Zuckerberg vows to weed out Facebook 'fake news',"Good, I no longer want to see CNN on my news feed." +I am going to play Sombra with a real PC!,Sombra *is (technically)* a computer so you have to play Sombra with Sombra or a Mexican woman who has been fused with cutting edge technologies! +"Maybe season one and two were worthwhile, but when she bumbled into a task force appointed by Obama himself, won the medal of honor for clearing out that sniper den while saving her weed crop at the same time - the show blew itself out of proportion.","Eh, it was all over for me when she got involved with that Mexican drug lord." +yeah just got kicked,Im online again but long queue times +No.,Obama set us up for this failure! +Clouds.,Then rain. +How is your experience with wireless controllers? Heard that Logitech ones are decent but I'm not too sure about the design. I'm interested in the ones that look like regular DS2 controllers but have no PS logo on them however I couldn't find decent reviews of them anywhere. I'm sure the build quality will be very bad but as long as there isn't input lag I would be okay with it.,"I just got the cheapest pair of wireless controllers off eBay, they were like 2 for $12 and they work fine so far the only issue is one of them came with a broken battery cover." +Republicans Stole the Supreme Court,Surely that's what the founding fathers would have intended. +Don't forget McDavid broke his hand fighting one time in the OHL,"Dasher boards, the most vicious hockey enforcer." +I don't know why that has to happen. Seems more likely that anarchism will just fade into the other quirks of history.,I hope not. +You mean I should calibrate it?,Yessir +"When I stop smoking, I can't sleep and I get frustrated very easily. The frustration may or may not be caused by the lack of sleep, but idk.",Melatonin makes me sleep when I get this withdrawal symptom. +"And then America counters by taxing European goods for some inane reason, and now everyone's economy is suffering. It's like people forgot how well tariffs worked out","because working economy is so much more important than working ecosystem, right?" +"Yeah, but I guess it makes you better informed than most people. Not to mention that you weren't exactly opposed to s/his answer. :)",Just use their... +Not only that but most of the Dems would vote for such an impeachment.,Would they really? +How about just not identify as nothing and go on with your life instead of whining on Facebook?,Milo's life is whining on social media +aus,That means you can only see and watch some of the videos. +"Back in your original assertion, yes.",Did you have an argument you meant to get across? +Have you even tried to Google this? Like even one single attempt? You don't have to be a finance major to do basic division and use Google.,Yes sir I did I couldn't find a simple lesson on it and I wasn't 100% sure if a simple division would do the trick (As the guy said below 9 shares is what head math was telling me) so I came to Reddit to confirm/teach me something if I was wrong. +Hell get 85 percent black support and CNN will call it a failure.,Van Jones will claim its racism. +"Fuck, I'm through making predictions of what is or isn't never gonna happen.",Time to hit up the lottery I guess. +Placebo effect.,Safari feels a lot more snappier. +Huge VAC wave is happening right now!,Everytime there is a vacwave the number of people searching for games during primetime halves at the higher ranks - anyone else noticed that? +2 banners? not surprised but i was expecting that between blugito and ss4 gogeta in february. I know what im going for though. Easy choice.,Which one could you of all people possibly want? +If you got a singed smite ghost support would you dodge or play the game?,dodge won't lose mmr so no problem. +DON'T LOOK AT IT!! KEEP YOUR EYES SHUT!!,YOU BROKE THE LAW! +Do you need bitch flare on your account? Because you sound like a bitch.,haha...oh man..... +Every single one of those players went on to play for a different team.. (Matthews and Agholor haven't.. yet) You're bad luck buddy.,"Or is it that every top skill position player we get, gets traded or cut?" +Mr fancy here with his color matching zip ties.,"wow, those were my EXACT thoughts!" +"It's already time to panic, we're 2-3 and last in the division. Wake up. It's over.","Playoff teams last year at Week 5: Texans (1-4) Chiefs (1-4) Seahawks (2-3) Redskins (2-3) It's not over dude, calm the fuck down." +Mac and Cheese Pork Loaf,Reminds me of that piece of meat you get that has a big tube of a vein running through it.... Times several dozen. +It's totally okay to treat autonomous 2 ton vehicles with caution.,When I'm blind drunk and get behind the wheel it's as though it's an autonomous vehicle. +yeah i only just started using photoshop,"You need to reply to his comment, not make a separate comment..." +you forgot Thanks Thanks Thanks Thanks,GOOD GAME +The way I see it destroying Austria is a necessity but Spain seems to be the easier target for expansion; who exactly are Spain and Austria allied to?,"Off of the top of my head: Austria has England, Bohemia, Papal State, a few German/Italian smallies and Muscovy Spain has a few Italian smallies and Portugal but are pretty strong compared to France afaik." +"Because real documentaries cost money, time and effort to produce. Reality TV is stupid cheap and easy to make. Plus it can be edited to be nothing more than a series of cliffhangers to keep people watching a a 30 min block of commercials. Seriously, if you watch theses shows there's about 3 min of content ending in a cliffhanger, 5 min of commercials, a reveal, content, cliffhanger.",I find this to be a good rule of thumb: If there is a tv show where time is spent with a single person who is on that show facing the camera talking about what just happened in the previous footage that they were in then it is not tv that is worth watching. +"Wow, this should be more common knowledge. TIL","Yeah, I try to post a link to this whenever it comes up, it doesn't seem like there's a lot of awareness around it." +Only 25$ and a beer?! Damn.,"Actually, it's $21 for the men's haircut but yes around that." +You can only play the violin so many times before you end up dead too.,"Just remember, you will always have time to die." +How gravity pulls / thoughts bear weight in heart and mind / yet here I still stand. This isn't a critique or a better version. Yours inspired mine and I thought I'd share! :D,It's hard to believe something I wrote inspired someone in any capacity haha I like yours :) thanks for sharing +and your phone is dead. out of the corner of your eye you spot him: shia labeouf.,JUST DO IT +"I always knew that as o7, is this version new?",Gon on the rainbow6 subreddit +A Norwegian artist using dead hands to finger-paint his masterpieces....,"I donated my body to science, not art dammit!" +This is why Trump won,Wasn't she openly against gay marriage in 2004 or something? +"Slaanesh is all about sex, drugs and rock and roll. Plenty things good there.",I wonder if Slanessh owns pornhub +It's high noon,thread +"yeah but my question was if i wanted to proportionate both axis on 4:3 black bars, would it be 0.022 or 0.0165. Cuz on stretched its 0.0165",0.022 +Blocking still prevents freeze,Everyone knows that the SS nades are OP anyway +**RAMBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE**,/thread +"We even get priestess of elune defecting to become paladins!! And DKs trying to steal tirion body, emphasis on trying LUL.",FUCKING PALLIES GIVE US THE BODY BAG REEEEEEEEE +Sega releases first Teaser Trailer for Daytona USA 3,Totally unrealistic crash damage..... +To be fair they've done NOTHING do deserve any hate like any other team! You just hate a bunch of kids that plays better than you a fucking video game.,Holyshit you are close-minded af. +Then why are little old ladies breaking bones all across the USA?,Because old people shouldn't be on skateboards. +It's really none of our business.,"But I want to know what RT eats,drinks,wears,watches, and prays to so that we can be twinsies" +No. Geezers shouldn't vote- they tend to be senile and won't have to deal with the fallout of their votes. There should be a maximum voting age.,"There goes the Republican Party, then." +Make Homemade Clocks Great Again!,That's a ticket to the white house if I've ever seen one. +It's all about perspective,They both look like puddles +"Any tips for an xmas noob? Best class setup to start out with, go to perks, guns and kill streaks?",Stick to TDM cause thats where most of the other Xmas noobs will be +"Well, it's not unreasonable. Many women have life goals. And, it's delusional to stick with someone who doesn't share them.","No, she's just marriage crazy!" +Buying an AyyMD GPU,how is this relevant to ayymd ? +"NAVY Optometrist Hello! I was curious to see if there were any NAVY optometrists on this sub. If so, would you be able to tell me about your experiences being a NAVY optometrist? Also, would you reccomend it? How does it compare to an Air Force or Army optometrist? Thank you!","It's only a good deal if you get them to pay for school, I. Which case, it's a fantastic deal." +"Maybe we need privatized hospitals the same way we have privatized prisons. Pump money into that alternative but be sure to set clear recovery goals. Instead, prisons have goals to meet and will never allow for alternatives.","Watch out, instead of vaguely worded laws to get people into prison we'll have white vans drive around with people in white ski masks who bludgeon random people in order to get them into the hospitals." +Here is my human child. Don't see much of these on here.,contaminating foodstuffs.. brilliant +That's like asking CH owners to use reasonable prices: it's not gonna happen.,We try :( +LSU F Craig Victor II has been dismissed from the program,When will we be dismissing Johnny Jones? +100 years passed and my brother and I found the new avatar,A vape bender named tyrone +"the Sartorius flair is being phased out, sorry man!",To make room for my Lindsey flair? +I think it took this long probably cause a video for A-YO was ready seeing the choreo in the Victoria's Secret fashion show made me think thats the case.,"You right, you right." +Glorious COD 2016 1440p Textures,Damn dude quake engine truly kicks ass +I guess but how do we know they won't change rev in a way to balance this out? I feel like they released info to let us theory craft holes,keyword MIGHT make rev useless. +Dude I remember trying Loki duel once because I heard it's easy mode. Got matched up against a Freya and she banished my clear every time. Never played him again after that,"You literally ban Freya and the easy mode is back, who you should ban anyways because Freya is pretty good right now in Duel (in the top 3 against Loki, in the top 10 overall I'd say)" +"Has anybody else noticed the archer showing up WAY more in Arena 9 lately? Did I miss something, they didn't receive a buff that I know of. Only thing I could think of is because they would be better against graveyard than the musketeer.","Yes, i noticed it." +"Sorry, that's not proof.",it's not proof but it's suspicious as fuck +"Democratic revolution? Well, Election Day was last week, so you're a little late on that. Did you even vote?",I appreciate the helpful comment... +Why is everyone assuming fire damage? If anything it's *minons gain +40% all resistances*,Cuz it's a fire opal. +"Unfortunately no, not wearing Empires grasp",Well my build can give me a blow job and a reach-around at the same time. +Dems Vote to Replace Elections Official Who Claimed Voter Fraud Rampant in NYC,How dare you claim the bluest state ever seen had anything fishy going on +Do you get towed often?,"No, but it's nice to be reimbursed the 100$ might have to spend if my truck breaks down." +80 ?,"I have an offer for 83k so unless you can beat that, no." +Stuck in first person view. How do I change?,Your graphics card blows my mind +"Kind of a mix of nostalgia, novelty, physical item type of thing with polaroids.",The best choice when the main objective is posting it online! +Hunters,This is wonderful! +They look like socks for your feet,dude what +Well techies ko maaf hona chahiye.. Kaale Terminal p puri life kaat dete hain.. Itna to bnta hai?,Krantikaari ... Bahut hi krantikaari +Shit I've heard people call it a horde mode and I'm just regretting getting the season pass.,but then you would miss out on all the sweet supply drops +A collection of frags over the past 2 years.,I really like the last few minutes of this 12 minute song so i made a video and filled it with all i could find on my hdd. +The creepiest part about that is that who ever did it knows where the rabbi lives,How can you tell? +Perfect recommendation,Only the first half of the game tho. +"I really like it. Possibly too powerful, but it really fits with my head cannon. Imperials are formations of pilots or superior pilots working independantly for the most part. Rebels are small squads in durable equipment or a small team of expert pilots who fly as wingmen to each other.",Did it hurt getting a head cannon installed? +His Mom was the crackhead sister(that got beat up by Deebo)of the hot chick in Friday. Feel old? I do.,Now we need to draft him for sure. +"There will be people who take a liking to HotS and will keep playing it after the promotion ends. That's what counts. Let those who are not interested just get the skin, they aren't harmful or anything.","oh yeah, those 20 people are sure to make a diffrence" +"Did you participate? (I scan when I read, apologies)","Yes, I didn't ask questions but was part of the rhetoric in a positive way." +nn? take hrbt,What a great idea... +"Oh, those vile bloody dictator-followers, they dress as Santa, probably in order to lure and eat the moderate terrorists' children!",I bet they already killed all the five year old girls in Aleppo. +Flat tires. I've ripped through at least 8 of them on two different cars in three years. It's ridiculous.,"Wow, I wish I were you" +Why does the right like to use the term beta male as an insult?,Because he's a fucking pussy +"I'll keep this for the next climate change debate where people make ridiculous claims that really just come down to a debate about taxes and not climate - while they scream about filthy deniers. **Fun fact** and it can be seen in this video! China owns the worlds production of steel and aluminum. The latter is mined as ore, but shipped to Iceland to be smelted. Why? Because it's crazy expensive to smelt aluminum ore and requires a ton of electricity, Iceland has free geothermal electricity so they do all the smelting then that is mostly shipped back to china for forming, then to the world for sale. When you buy Chinese aluminum, it's likely been around the world twice already. Similar production to lithium. You know what those kewl Teslas are made of? Aluminum and lithium. I laugh when people make comments about the carbon footprint of vehicles because in reality a steel Toyota Carola has a lifetime better carbon footprint than any Tesla ever made. But hey, I've given up trying to explain facts to hippies. Downvotes incoming.",The first step to getting good at doing something is being bad at doing something. +My good friend has been in the trucking industry for 15 years - said that will never happen,Any chance he provided reasoning for that statement? +Hawai'i Environmental Leaders Worry About The Trump Years,Considering Trump announcing that he's axing climate change research we are right to worry. +I can send one to you!,"i would love one, but i don't have an money rn,(15 and need a job)" +No dell. just. no,Does 4K mean 4 times the galaxies? +"Indeed, although anyone thinking they're too masculine to begin with are likely pessimistic in nature.","I mean, not all the time, just when it comes to appearance honestly, otherwise im pretty ok" +I feel as if the door bell is blocked for safety..... (Deep breath)... Is it lighted...? Looks around... Can you see it? Can it blink in like that safety Amber only deeper light? Like a filament light switch... Zzzzp zzxp... Can it make noises of what is to come... Oh my gawd... I want to hear it.... Can I depress it? Slips loose rubber glove over a thinner hand...,BOT DETECTED. +Nothing interrupts ass licking.,"Go away, 'batin." +I am on PC.,"Well, looks like you're fucked, gg" +"Hitler = Man, Trump = Man, Man = Man Therefore Trump = Hitler . If You Don't Understand It's Because You're Racist. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! ==",All fucking white males are Hitler. +Partial arts loop,This gif pains me +Huh. not that bad considering my university Copy prices.,"If only college was free, then we wouldn't have this problem." +Came here to write the same.,"Hey, thanks for letting us know!" +;),Evil! +Straight up expansion league shit.,If you're not part of the OG 8 gtfo. +Dutch populist leader Wilders rises in polls after conviction,Pretty crazy in 2016 its criminal to insult people. +"If you think this post is going to stop anyone from playing Sombra in competitive, you are so terribly wrong :/",Thanks for the heads up. +That's why I said From what I've seen.,Well they must not exist then. +"No, no, *NO.* Fuck PragerU. FUCK PRAGERU. They are exactly what John was talking about last episode: bite-sized partisan click bait disinformation. Watch CGPGrey on the electoral college, or read a book, or *something*, but do not watch PragerU and expect to learn anything but how stupid humans can strive to be.",You didn't like that totally not-right-wing objective explanation of the electoral college? +#IT IS NOW,We've always been more of a Basketball school anyways +Or jingle Bells being played whilst her ultimate is going,That would just make me more annoyed that reaper's mariachi and El blanco legendaries don't play mariachi music when ulting +That's a sweet Austin Dillon Monte Carlo!,Its weird seeing dillons number on that body style +"MOHAA and Frontline both had similar D-Day missions, but this is Frontline. There's a distinction in graphics and in Frontline your landing boat is shelled before you drop the ramp. Also in MOHAA you spawn in with a Thompson rather than the Garand",Return to Castle Wolfenstein had a very similar MP beach map +Mans never been in a ministerial car when its shutdown.....,TRUST +I'm in Gastonia and I can smell it in the air. Sad.,I think everything just kinda smells in Gastonia. +crossbow way cheaper,The crossbow buff needed to happen +Guess that settles it then.,Let's pack it up boys +"My biggest complaint with this game... Why the F does Sarah Briggs feel the need to pull out her pistol and chamber a round while dropping me off to fight? Like, jesus lady, calm down. You aren't even participating in the battle.",Literally unplayable +"As the old saying goes, if she can't fill your blood sausage, then you shouldn't fill in her ham tunnel.",Take your fucking upvote! +100% proof that ghosts are real.,"Exactly, because there's such a shortage of pale Caucasians in small-town New England, the driver had never encountered one before!" +"off topic anyone have tips for essay writing, gotta be doing that rn",deadline is the best motivator. +I get that Russia is not really a model country that anyone should strive to be like. However I will take peaceful relations over hillarys war any day of the week,No let's get into a new cold war with Russia and risk a kinetic war because this time our meddling in the Middle East will turn out like we want +"It's very, *very* indirectly on topic",You could almost say it's not entirely off-topic. +You can get a thunder tm from poni Island.,I guess I'll do that then +"Just out of curiosity, who did he buy it for?",I'm guessing a support or tank since no one plans to play those characters. +Open Carry RAFB 1st Amendment Auditors From S C A T P and P News. Security calls cops on open carriers but cops know everything is OK. TXSHEEPDOG's friend shows up to yell at him for doing a 2nd Amendment protest near base. 10/26/16,So who is this friend guy? +"Clinton took millions of dollars from saudi(a country that kills homosexuals and doesn't let women do anything) to finance her campaign yet somehow trump is hitler? I don't get the logic, Cmv","The way I see it, both of them were almost equally terrible in different ways" +Live SmackDown Live Discussion Thread - November 15th 2016 Welcome to the live thread! This'll be more fleshed out sometime between 5 and 6pm PST :P,"Well, it was nice having the IC title on SDL." +Fuck you cunt,I'm sorry the stats upset you so much. +"I was thinking good=up, evil=down, law=insightful, chaos=funny.",Did you just assume my arrows? +"i dont ... i cant.... what? theres no locking in assault. reroll or trade, youre wanting to avoid people instalocking the New god who they dont know how to use. This solves your problem. Thoth isnt there.",It was a joke i forgot my +PSA: not everything is a PSA,PSA: Mah lyf mah rullz mah ruk +The Origin of a Stupid Villain,This is amazing. +It looks like the first two letters are V and A. That could be a working code title too.,Halo 6 Vapoware +Do not give up on the blockchain search for the keys. Watching this interview makes it seem almost certain this was part of Julian's DMS plan.,This gives me a lot of hope the DMS will never be stopped. +"So, no surgical strike?",What exactly are you asking me that I haven't already answered in fairly straightforward terms? +"Well, she has been thoroughly scandal-vetted... We run her, let all the nastiness come out, then switch candidates to Bernie a week before the election. CHECK AND MATE.",Honestly thinking Bernie will be alive in 2020. +Anyone know if FF14 comes with at least a month of game time? I'm strugging to justify buying the software *and* a monthly fee to play,It does come with a free month Source: I've purchased the game twice +"As an Evangelical Lutheran in Oklahoma allow me to illuminate how super wrong you are. On a scale of Lutheranism and Christianity we would be the liberals. First we ordain women. In fact, the bishop who leads the church at the national level is Elizabeth Eaton. We were the first lutherans to be cool with the gays. If you are a pastor in the Lutheran church and we find out you are gay we will invite your significant other to join the choir. Before Oklahoma was forced by the Supreme Court to accept gay marriage my brother married his husband in an ELCA church ceremony. The pastor pulled me aside to let me know the church council had voted unanimously to go ahead with the ceremony. It was an outlaw gay wedding sanctioned by the church I grew up in, and it was fabulous.",It was a joke...... +how good was this 900th show??,I feel like we didn't get enough ads +"I have heard mixed reviews of the latter parts, are they good too?",I'm reading Dune Messiah now it's still very good IMO +"because using their political positions to get donations is the precise thing they were slammed for doing? but on the subject, why hasn't Trump donated to his own foundation in over a decade despite using the charity to pay his personal expenses?","If we keep getting baited by articles like this, are we any better than our opponents?" +Under what circumstance would you ever say How now brown cow anyway? I'm so confused haha,"Well, I yelled it out during sex last week..." +He uses a dp28...,Might want to look that up again. +"Jay, just because you're in the exclusive club of Occasionally Tolerable Dukies, that doesn't mean I want to hear about your storied Duke career.",Have you heard of our Lord and savior Grayson Allen? +And phonecats,Pcats ftw +WE MADE IT FAM! WE REALLY OUT HERE! 5-0 HYPE TRAIN WITH DEFENSE CHOOO CHOOO EVERYONE ON!,2012.... *shudder* +"Electoral College must reject Trump unless he sells his business, top lawyers for Bush and Obama say",Nothing will happen he will be president and live at trump tower +Blue Nipples PogChamp,Y'all know she has nudes right? +"Notifications... Never understood why EA can't give us notifications for special events that are starting, we can't all sit on our phones 24 hours a day to make sure we don't miss out. With the new year events coming up is it too much to ask to allow us all the opportunity to undertake the event?",They've added remind me notification for live events in NBA live so much easier to play them in case you forget +"Just play ranked, not many players from free week will get there","True, I doubt they can get level 25 in 3 days." +"That would honestly depend. A dishwasher will be easier to hire overall since the qualifications are nil, but in my experience, both have been replaced just as fast as each other. If you have more applications than openings, it's fair game for either.",I'd say you don't have a lot of hiring experience if you believe this. +The person in this ad for a knee strap is wearing yeezys,Boost is off +This is so gross and desperate. They faked racism so hard during the election people had to fake racist attacks to justify it.,"its simple supply and demand, the demand for racism way outpaced the supply so they had to make more though." +DOWN castle,These kids don't even know the Konami code +reddit is just giving us no mercy this year. This better mean that we get a natty in CFB or CBB next year! ^^^please,Oh you and your team really have it rough around here don't you +A while ago I took a survey asking the best superhero TV show. Happy to say that we had a clear winner!,Where did you post the survey? +"Weed always makes my vision appear HD in a way...I can't actually see clearer but I feel like I can. It also feels like my vision is based around a single point, like a fisheye lens. In extremely high doses it makes my vision have a really slow frame rate, like everythig is frame-by-frame.",I love that feeling of a dropping frame rate +"The amazing thing is when they actually do cycle, they score goals! Maybe there is a connection there...",Correlation does not imply causation. +"Watching Young Justice for the first time, Robin's therapy session left me speechless.",Can't wait for season 3! +So... everyone? Who's left?,Everyone. +Investments outside of 401k right?,"Likely to include that, as it is typically the largest source of retirement savings and can return average 4% net over a long time horizon." +Trying out a new pose :P,I'll allow it. +"I work in the industry and so often I have people saying they don't want to donate their organs because they have heard that doctors will let you die to get your organs. Of course this is absolute crap. To be a good organ donor, a person has to be in relatively good health. An ideal donor is someone who is in a coma with brain injuries but no body injuries. Their organs are healthy and they are still alive which gives us time to find recipients. If you die on the table your organs die with you. They might bring you back and have you on life support but there is no guarantee your organs are still viable, so tue very idea that a doctor would allow this to happen is not only ridiculous because of the ethics, but it it just doesn't make sense, medically.",I mean there are some organs you can still use like heart valves and sometimes a lot of the organs go to research. +Which do you prefer: Gnome Bomb or Turf Takeover?,Taco Bandits. +This is exactly what happens when a libertarian objectivist calls themselves an atheist.,Wait what? +Do you use LOOT? If not.... Do it. It might fix it for you,"I do have LOOT, and it hasn't helped." +"LOL, good to be old. Got all the benefits of the energy party and will die just before everything goes in the tank. It's like I've got on the last helicopter out of Saigon. So long and thanks for all the oil!",Your generation will be the most vilified ever to exist. +getting dj in foul trouble early will be the best way for a win imo,"Fuck it, start Andy and have him flop his way to giving Jordan a couple dumb fouls" +"BH Emblem Upgrade Chance Needs Buff The droprates for emblems from bounty target kills are too low. The idea that you are hunting down a target should greatly increase the chance of emblem droprates. Since acquiring a target takes at least 5 minutes, usually much more, they already limit the amount of upgrades one can get. (not accounting for targets that skip/timeouts). The mere idea that one can fail to obtain a tier 1 emblem from a target kill does not make sense. The worlds are becoming empty due to lack of PvP. Even the boosters have left since they find it not profitable, so the injecting wealth to Pkers is not working. Droprates should be increased to 100% for low tiers and gradually decreased. For example, (just an example values can be changed) 1-6 100% 7 75% 8 50% 9 25% 10 10% Also, rogue kills should increase emblems at a low chance. At the moment, noone seems to have gotten an upgrade this way. Perhaps something like 1/20 or 5%, where it limits you on repetitive kills vs same people? This should be put into discussion. tl;dr emblem rates are too low, needs increasing for monday's update",They also should restructure the emblem tier to points given ratios. +"As far as I can see, only the US is unchanged.",It says in the top right which didn't change. +agh... my... my karma... it hurts,Reading all this shit after the edits just shows how butthurt you are lol. +Fullmetal Alchemist Teaser Trailer,"This will be great, just like the live-action movie adaptation of one of my other animated favorites, *Avatar, the Last Airbender*!" +Best pizzeria in Brisbane? Hi all. I'll be visiting soon and I want to know where the best Italian food is there.,Serious answer: 1889 Enoteca at the Barracks +"California governor: 'If Trump turns off the satellites, California will launch its own damn satellite'",Gotta love California's strong stance on climate change. +Arby's made a Master Chief helmet!,And they did the quote too! +"Not properly illegal law-wise, but against school rules. Second year of high school, we're learning how to code on Basic. There was an optional.assignment for extra credits to make a drawing in VBA using only code. 3 girls in my classroom, your average pink barbie, had no idea how to code and weren't doing very well in class either, so needing those extra credits, came to me with a juicy offer of about 15 bucks each to do it for them. Now, my teachers error was to tell us in advance not to try this shit, since he he could tell who did the job for someone else by looking at the coding style, which made sense. So i tried my best to generate all 4 jobs, different spacing, resources, rems vs apostrophes and such. I don't remember if i deleted the author from the files' properties, must have done it though... I give each girl her floppy (oh, the nostalgia) and tell them they're done, but they should mess.with the code a bit themselves to further de-aligh styles, which i'm positive they never did. Fast fwd one year later, my younger brother (same teacher, same class) is telling me how the teacher told them about this optional assignment he used to give, but cancelled after 3 girls got their assignment made by someone he could never catch.","As impressive it is, it sounds like your skill was wasted on $45." +That might be catch of the year. As long as no one does a behind-the-back catch,A little late for that one... +"They're dying off because she can't reasonably animate a ton of people just because she wants new citizens. Without getting into the mass of lore surrounding New Forsaken and their many pitfalls, her Second Death in the short story proceeding the Lich King's fall was her coming to grips (maybe not totally) with what she is and what she means both to the world and to the Forsaken. The last time she walked up to a mass grave (of Gilneans incidentally) and on-mass animated them, Garrosh almost killed her, called her a bitch to her face and told her she was no better than the Lich King. To which she responded perfectly. Lol But yes, unless she had somehow lost that ability between Cataclysm and Stormheim, I think she's more concerned with a legit way of making the Forsaken a viable race. How that would work exactly- ahhh, dunno.","She didn't raise them, Agatha did." +Serena Williams is engaged to Reddit Co-Founder Alexis Ohanian,who knew 2016 would end like Napoleon Dynamite? +Police Accidentally Record Themselves Conspiring to Fabricate Criminal Charges Against Protester (x-post from r/Anarchism,Protect [private property] and serve [the ruling class]. +"Lol no. I like Trump because he is the kind of wild play that can shake up the US and hopefully force them to improve, and I don't automatically see minorities (which btw is a ridiculous term IMO, murderers are a minority and woman a majority for one) as lesser.","Yes, because appointing a cabinet full of hyper-Christian conservatives will certainly change America for the better." +Has the NFL given the Patriots a bigger chip on their shoulder? Martellus Bennett: Goodell looks like a Pringles guy.,I dont get why Marty was supposedly a Locker Room Cancer dude seems like a funny guy to be around +"Best of the Worst: Scary or Die, Chopping Mall, Exorcist II: The Heretic",These movies have driven Jack to drink and it is glorious. +Captain Spaulding tattoo,I assumed that some of you might be able to appreciate my tattoo. +"Saw this at a park today. If you do this, you are one of the lowest forms of human life.",Calm down bud. +The dreaded McDIYver strikes again!,Looks legit. +I don't think anyone has ever said I wish I'd gotten induction instead of gas,Agreed. +"Most of the selfie pics had to be cropped so they all really show just shoulders and up. I've read on here that pictures in groups and activities are still good. Should I just try to find different ones, or sctrach that idea all together?","Having a group or activity shot is good yes, but in a perfect world it should also show your face" +Destroy me,The only difference between you and a Dandelion is no one will blow you. +Stuck at checking for new data after most recent hot fix,"Considering you posted this 3 times due to probably it not loading the page after you submit, then i'd guess your internet might be bad." +"Blizzard estimated times in finding match Am I the only one who never find a match in the estimated time? Usually I have to wait the double or even more. Right now i am waiting 500s with a estimation time of 131s, it is so frustrating all the time.",Are you solo or in a group? +What is a negative fact about a historical figure or famous person that most people wouldn't know?,"Mother Teresa lost her faith years and years before her death, kept at it anyway." +Meet William Hjelte (A New Leffen Video),No thanks +"How would you rank TY, Kelvin Benjamin, Tyrell Williams and Richard Matthews?","Tyrell, Richard, Kelvin, TY I'm starting Richard and TY in my league btw (though I also have Edleman and Shephard, so I dunno)" +Well-behaved women seldom make history.,"Though I disagree with their purpose, anything that keeps heat on the COB is a good thing." +"Obama has one of the most opaque, mysterious, and downright dishonest administrations in decades. And Trump, who hasn't assumed the role of President yet, is the one not offering transparency?",Racist! +where are my earth shattering gains,probs not gonna happen +Is there any reason to play watch_dogs before playing 2? I am intrigued by the sequel. Is there any reason why I should play what seems to be a pretty flawed game? Like I feel playing AC1 was still an okay albeit repetitive experience and it helped me appreciate the story of the Ezio trilogy a little better. Is there any reason for me to do the same with watch_dogs?,"Nope, but it's still a damn good game that you should play." +So..... what happens now?,The state will file an emergency stay with the 7th Circuit +This sounds better than most crime dramas on TV right now.,Some cop did some really good work to help get that conviction +UK,Fuk Rope! +Tbf plenty of people bash spike lee. Especially on this sub. How did y'all feel about 2k16?,FREEEEEQQQQ +Trans MTT Murders Lesbian Couple and Adopted Son,Is this considered literal violence? +"Decizia se da la nivel de oras? Daca un tribunal din Romania decide ceva, nu se aplica in toata tara?","Cat timp nu e decizia ICCJ, nu." +"I think 2 different use cases here. I picture this as always being connected to your devices and monitors at your desk. Then you just plug in one cable into your Mac and you're in desktop mode. I like that. It's simple. Plugging in 6 things with different adapters and whatnot at your desk every time would be annoying. But yeah, I guess if you're plugging things on the go, carrying adapters or a docking station probably isn't as beneficial as having the ports already there","Or you know, the laptop could still include all those ports and Apple would offer a docking station, like most the other business laptops do." +"Oh, really? I never knew that. Does that happen in V, too?","No, warmongering penalties were completely overhauled in 6." +"I could definitely listen to ska while doing surgery. If i dropped a scalpel, I could just pickituppickituppickitup!",I'm the scalpman +"Congratulations, America. Every Muslim in America has now a reason to be distrustful and resentful towards the government and the people who support it.",Muslims are peaceful but make sure they feel welcome or they could kill you. +Kevin Lee: Eddie Alvarez embarrassed the entire division,I'm sure Kevin would have did better against either Conor or Eddie +#WHERE ARE THE BRAKES??!?!??!!11,Came off at the corner of crooked and Hillary +You keep talking about Krillin's drive. What exactly are you referring to? The guy has been happily retired from fighting for over a decade now.,"Krillin's drive is to not die in a world filled with Saiyans, Namekians, Frost Demons, an amalgamation of the previous three, and an evil pink pudding." +What's something that is surprisingly less than 100 years old?,OPs mom +Sorry but there's no point in using atf if there is paper blocking passages. No amount of detergents will break down oil filter paper,"Some sort of flush should be done , might as well add some detergent while you try to clean the system out Good luck using pipe cleaners on all the galleries" +"Yup. As much as Bernie pushed the Democrats the left, he unintentionally drove his own voters away by contributing to the attacks on Clinton. So you had ~15 GOP candidates destroying Clinton, Bernie and the rise of the alt-right spewing attacks from all sides 24/7 the entire campaign. All softening the attacks on Trump to the voters.","You're right, it was Bernie's fault she lost." +2 of these things are not like the others,Yeah Baylor and Arizona aren't blue! +Fox News to Air Trump Showing Off His Gold-Plated Home,What a down to Earth guy we can all relate to +Costa or Hazard?,"hazard played further forward than costa today believe it or not, im looking to get both in asap" +"Oh lord, he has the most heartbreaking deaths, too!",Oh Wash.....jeez talk about out of nowhere +I have to disagree. There's no sense in penalizing a candidate for being in a good lineup.,"Then conversely a candidate shouldn't be rewarded for making the playoffs either, and Trout should be 4 time defending ALMVP" +You must have lived in my town.,what's your address +"If you could make a blink-182 album with 12 AVA tracks that most retain elements of blink's sound, what songs would you include?",Definitely disaster +RollerCoaster.Tycoon.World-RELOADED,Fuck Denuvo I want Planet Coaster +"And if we don't win it this year, I would guess we would be the favorites going into next year, unless the Colts have a great offseason.",I agree 100% +Trump calls for federal employees to sign nondisclosure agreements,A good thing he's about transparency! +Those damn Bureau of Land Management hoaxers trolling us again . .,Hence the qualifier possibly. +Or underflow.,"While technically possible, it seems very unlikely, as a loading bar would never go down." +"I'm just giving some perspective. Because half the country voted for Trump and his message. And they are not all racist, sexist, homophobes.",no they made quite clear they are +No caption necessary,I'm a happy guy and this picture makes me feel violent for some reason +"I get that reply from everyone I talk to. Trump isn't a rapist, BILL CLINTON IS! What?",We have to ban Mexicans and Muslims though because literally all of them are rapists. +FRAUD The President Elect Settled a FRAUD Lawsuit Today,"Trump is an expert at defrauding people, so he knows how to drain the swamp." +I have to admit that I am getting tired of reading about this. It is everywhere and all the time. Why isn't the justice system serious about it?,You can't rape without a cock +Nice of Bill to let Tom borrow his sweatshirt.,Don't tread on TB. +"You wouldn't mind diving right on in, right? :P",I like your outfit. +It looks like a parasite ate the servers,"Hey Gary, there's an unplugged drop." +"I love how they act like taunting is an exclusively male thing, as if I don't call my friends 'motherfuckers' and 'asscracks.' Taunting people is my absolute favorite thing.",Do you all bond over the tears of anguish and ridiculous female emotions afterwards? +Honeymoon?,I ship it. +This prankster is some next-level shit!,You KNOW this one's real +"If the cops get a call that there's a black guy walking down the street, are the cops obligated to get his ID and run him for warrants?","If he's black, yes." +I'm surprised he admitted Roof was a man.,I'm surprised he admitted that black people are people. +"I bought a game called Monsters Ate my Condo, and forgot about it. When I tried to launch it later, it immediately crashed (I have a rooted phone), and now I am stuck with a game I can't ever play (on this phone at least).","You have a rooted phone, but don't use aptoide?" +Don't need the bullshit that comes with him.,You're sure it's not better than the trade me drama that Hamonic caused last year? +"I'm going to ask a stupid question. Is it part of black culture to 'over act' surprise, or excitement? If so, why? Not just referring to this video but others all over interwebs.",I'm guessing it's a cultural thing. +What's something everyone knows but no one wants to admit?,Black people are more violent +I already refuse to use self-checkouts at the grocery store. Any store that implements these won't get my business either.,"I used to do this, but now stores seem open one lane with a person and have 8 automated ones." +upward bumpy trajectory LUL,"This is just a really big bump, don't worry." +"Love it. Best LD in the game, hands down.",But what about waful +That's what happens when you call multiple teams the same name who have no official nickname. At least Minnesota are the Loons,But everyone knows that DCU are Los Mapaches! +#I'm living an unhealthy lifestyle and you should accept me as beautiful,"Body acceptance is a necessity, unless you are skinny then fuck you." +Facebook won't let me share this post!,"Shared 1,270 times" +"You say that now, but once all the matter in the observable universe has been turned into computronium to produce yet another quadrillion paperclips you might be singing a different tune.",Better than Hillary. +I didn't even notice that until the Provies. Fuckin punk. I'm sure it didn't even make it to DOPS desk.,Bo got up after so it's fine. diff --git a/chunk80.csv b/chunk80.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..df196ecfd32d528bb7920a5953517192cbc1c0ae --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk80.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1667 @@ +Input,Output +Jon Jones was asked what'd happen if he fought Conor. He answered...,Who is Jon Jones? +"I am warning all future readers to not go past this point unless you want to see pointless, toxic fights over politics.",You da real MVP +"I disagree, there should've been some stand-up scenes with Yoda telling jokes about the dark side! The prequels weren't funny enough! On a more serious note, because of shit like it needs to be more funny, there were lots of uncalled for funny scenes in The Force Awakens.","Only now, at the end, do I understand... OT ELITIST!" +"TIL that Dean Martin, Ella Fitzgerald, Thelonius Monk, John Lee Hooker and President John F. Kennedy were all born in 1917.","No way dude, that's so creepy...." +intellectual dishonesty and straw man argument. quote me the person saying all Muslims are rapists.,"You're right, I'm being too hasty, it's just a little hard to make out what you guys are saying with all that saliva coming out of your mouths" +Petition: Tina Voicepack! Pretty please?,"There are other announcer packs I would want first (Awilix, Hel, and Hun Batz to name a few) but for HiRez people and personalities I think I would like a Tina announcer pack with lots of puns and jokes and snorty laughter." +So how should wireless work in your opinion if not BT? I have not heard of a keyboard which logs into your wlan.,Via a USB dongle? +"Steel. Shooting steel is so much more fun than paper. You get instant feedback of a hit or miss, which is handy for distance shooting.",But ricochets +What show should i watch on Canadian Netflix?,"Don't forget Narcos, Bloodline, and F is for Family." +I have a coworker that thinks everything is fine for black people because some are rich sports/music/movie stars.,Everything is ok as long as they take on jobs to entertain us! +"That much bass creates a sonic bubble of pressure around the vehicle, so they don't even need wipers, much less worry about getting wet. If this were a convertible it would kill anything that entered the zone of pressure, like birds or insects, even small mammals and children would be semi-liquified by the force of the pure bullshit I'm spewing.",I commend you for the amount of skill it takes to mislead a bunch of idiots on Reddit. +They act like it is fucking science,"when i'm crossing paths with women in a shopping isle, I always make sure to head straight for them and make THEM move out of the way.. yep that's totally what us men do.. i mean, it was just announced last month at the international mens meeting that we needed to strengthen the patriarchy." +We're doing research projects in my english class one girl confidently announced to the class that her research has shown that monkeys can speak korean but not english,I...I... was the girl Korean? +(Spoilers Dangan 1) What is your ideal surviving cast? If you could change the six people that survived who would you swap? Personally I would swap Hina with Sakura and Hiro with Chihiro since I find those two are my favorite and Hina and Hiro's idiocy annoys me sometimes.,"Sayaka, Makoto, Junko, Chihiro, Kirigiri, Togami Enoshima because in my opinion, she died too early for this series" +If Hitler didn't kill any Jews *where did all the Jews go?*,To work on the fake moon landings obviously +"Hi, I've been browsing r/crochet for quite a while now but never said hello.",Hello! +GSP reveals that he is no longer with the UFC. His contract is terminated.,Fuck Reebok. +Were You Seen? Schenectady prostitution sting nets 11 arrests,Where are the Johns? +"... and leave it hot, so it's theatrical, and scares people. I worked with a guy who said, If they are in your face too much, take your Klein's and just dead-short a wire. They will go away.",You're not doing it right unless there are sparks or something catches fire. +"Oh god, This is my first time seeing young Tim",I just watched the pockets full of soup episode with Tim and he is wearing the same shirt in that episode as he is in this video +"my strongest back then was vargas, lorand and mifune, now they pound her real good. except lorand.","For his age, no shit." +god Ovi could you please,Right? +"I think it's great that you know what you want! At this point in my life, I've had enough experiences to also know what I'm looking for in a partner. I've had various options to settle for less (someone who isn't emotionally available, or someone who isn't thoughtful and affectionate), and chose not to. I can't imagine dating someone more than 10 year of either side of me though, Even 27 year old men just look so young to me now! But maybe I should give that a go. Clearly, what I'm doing now isn't working, right?","Sorry, I'm not telling you what you should want, just why I don't think about age at all when I'm dating." +"Its huffpost... why believe anything from them, theyre as scummy as buzzfeed.",The author lost all credibility with me when he threw around the term corporate as if corporations are some sort of evil boogeyman. +"I'm pretty sure goldberg is not included, but if it doesn't include the other two... it's probably the greatest rip off in the history of video games. I was able to download the first legend pack tho.. and the unlockable thingies",If you are sure Goldberg is not included why list him here? +A unique font for sarcasm would really cut down on the number of misunderstandings I have over text and through the Internet,of course it would dear. +Yes omg I find r/getmotivated super cringy. Idk how anyone can seriously think that shit is inspiring.,I often get them confused +"Russian Hacker Blackmailing my company for $18000 in BTC Hi, yesterday my company's servers were shut down and all the files were encrypted so that nobody could access them. My tech team then contacted the source, and he requested $18000 in BTC for the encryption key. Is there any way to get rid of this malware and unencrypt the files without have to make an $18000 dent in my company's budget? my tech team can't seem to be able to get anywhere.",THOSE DAMN COMMIES HACKING AMERICA'S COMPUTERS!!! +"Yes but the US, Russia, France alliance did",Uk... France was nazi controlled.. +Evelynn is an assasin that dresses like a whore . This skin makes her dress like a whore This also makes her dress like a whore but with tango .,StI'll waiting for battle bunny talon +How does one just unlock?,Sticky Keys work around is one way to do it. +"I haven't seen anything new from her recently, did she burn out?",Did she od on her favorite genre? +I would be totally unsuprised. I had a friend who was the only white server at a Mexican restaurant. Had a couple of lovely people decide that he was the only waitstaff they wanted to serve them..,I'm sure he got an excellent tip out of that table at least. +"Not disagreeing with you but in a full game of 12v12. You could come into a room and see two full squads of 5 and be stuck with one other person. You can either join him, assuming hes in a squad, or play by yourself. Putting you at a disadvantage when it comes to points since squads get bonus points .",Ya in that scenario 4 person squads would make a lot more sense. +Jimmy Carter was an ineffectual president. Reagan was garbage.,"Our country was so good in 1980, wasn't it" +China Tells Trump That Climate Change Is No Hoax It Invented,That sounds like something China would say to cover up its invention of climate change. +how much ram do you have? you have that many tabs open in chrome..,Over a million rams +Unity game engine now supports Vulkan rendering on Android,When we gonna start seeing the new doom on mobile? +Who are the nicest fans in your conference? What the conference power rankings?,Florida fans probably +"Well, all of them in the last episode were definitely funny!","This one was a standout, definitely" +Well when you slay 22/24 hrs a day for 7 days a week it's bound to happen. I'm sure 3x and even 4x at once will happen soon enough,Can't believe hes 700m xp off rank 1 when he plays 22hrs a day lmfao what a shitter +"The only claim being made is that you find no reason to believe in god(s). Why would that call for any proof? It is simply the state of your mind at the moment. If someone wants to offer evidence, you presumably are open to examining that evidence - That is the agnostic part - You are without knowledge of god(s), but that could change and thus change your atheism. Does a person have to prove that fairies don't exist in order to not believe in fairies? Ask the apologist what evidence he has that other gods besides his don't exist.","Thank you kind person, the fairy analogy cleared that up, and I'm embarrassed for not having realized this on my own." +Nobody gives a shit.,k m8 +"It's not that amazing. She's a Nixonian Republican. Its a testament to how little the Democratic party represents the social or economic left or middle of the political spectrum that the economically conservative are migrating to the party, while leaving the racists and theocrats to anchor the modern Republican party.",Which candidate would you prefer them to endorse? +"Just remember something when summoning tomorrow for the new SSB Vegetto and SSR Goku Black... If you don't get them, it isn't the end of the world! I haven't gotten one of the original 5 GOD cards yet, and I'm still alive. The sun will continue shining and you will continue to live! Don't break your bank trying to get these cards either, it's just a game, never forget that! That being said, best of luck to everyone tomorrow! I hope everyone gets something good :)",If I don't pull anything with 15 stones I'm gonna be furious +Canada's national bird is named,I'm surprised that it is not the Ruffled Black Hijab. +We need a bingo card or a drinking game.,We'd be dead inside of 10 minutes. +"If you were a dictator, what kind of ridiculous dictator-like shit would you do?",Fair enough Glorious Leader. +My parents live in a rural part of Texas. This is their neighbors take on the election.,This doesn't strike me as the work of a real sophisticated person. +Australia wants to ban lever actions because their rate of fire is too high.,You think our fellow colony know of something called the mad minute? +"Judging from this gamethread, I think Grizzlies fans hate the Clippers a lot more than Clippers fans hate the Grizzlies",That's 1000% percent true fuck you guys +The hell it doesn't!,cuz the Las Vegas Raiders sounds a lot better +"Probably about the time the DNC moved so far left that a left wing democrat in the 1980's is now considered center-right. My undergraduate degree was in International Business. I've written the research papers 20 years ago about how free trade has enriched developing countries, but I'm also not going to sit here and pretend that it hasn't come at a cost. And that cost is a shrinking middle class as our standard of living in the US has had to decrease. Women entering into the work force giving rise to the dual income household was able to mask it the past 30 years, but we're beyond that point. Only thing that keep our lifestyle up is the fact I have the family farms that nets us an extra $50,000 a year of income. And we're in the midwest and have a relatively modest lifestyle. We don't drive fancy cars, Chevy & Nissan, nor do we have a McMansion and instead had a house we paid off by the time we were 40.",Are you willing to provide references to these papers that you wrote? +HOW CAN I GET QUICK MONEY I'm new to GTA and I wanted to save up 200k for a 10 car apartment. I've been playing lots of missions trying to get it. I'm level 15 and I'm wondering what it the easiest mission to grind. Also I had about 125k but I accidentally bought a homing launcher and I now have 45k. After buying the launcher I might have upgraded my car after thinking 'well I already wasted my money'.,"Contact missions until you can do heists, do all heists and put that money towards the apartment, an armoured kuruma (insanely useful), and save towards getting an office (1 mil)." +What's your favourite midnight snack?,glass of wine and a mozzarella stick. +Samson Mow: I'm Fired,Too bad it doesn't keep what the headline promises ;) +Thank you very much :) i definitely wouldn't turn down more attention,Do you have a website? +Care to explain how that is applicable here?,"Because someone mentioned MS in a *nix sub: it automatically applies, obviously" +Would each section of building the station be put on YouTube?,"I don't really see why, but if you want to upload a video of your module, feel free to do so." +Trump bans lobbyists from his administration. Actions like this and his refusal to take a salary as president allow Bernie supporters who voted for Trump to know we made the right choice in choosing logic over emotional appeals from the left and media.,B-But one dollar though +Buy a fedora.,"So let it be written, so let it be done." +*Fuck* Too much Dutch for my comfort. :'D,"We don't bite, don't be scared D:" +You are declaring it a disaster even before the 50 day timeline is over.,Yes the death toll has to cross 150 Mark before this is declared a disaster. +They're coming after illegal and wrongly registered property. They'll do this by invalidating all existing property records and asking everyone to re-register. Any unregistered land/flat will be seized on a deadline. There will be long queues in registration offices. You heard it here first.,Don't plant ideas. +"Yeah, men are pretty dissimilar to women in this regard. I don't necessarily profess to know why, but I doubt it's something that will ever change.",Curiosity. +"*Black towels, they never get dirty*","wait until you have someone who uses a peroxide based acne wash, BAM, spotted black towels ... it's so damn annoying." +"Target Australia and US are two completely different kettles of fish in terms of what they stock, store layout. I'd go as far as to say the only thing they share in common is the name. In fact Target Australia is effectively broke and if they weren't owned by a parent corp with deep pockets they'd be out of business.",This is good for us employees +"I want a Quiklite in the Blue/White/UV for ID checking. Oh, wait, I don't have to check IDs anymore. Suckers.","Pulled a fast one on us, lol." +The title of the next expansion has been announced: Rise of Bahamut,Im a little surprised they would nerf liza Hopefully they still gona nerf roach too LUL +"What do you think is the first, most important step in making a Fangame?",developing a story. +"Interestingly enough, just yesterday I witnessed a hit-and-run by a Mercedes driver. Idiot was speeding in the middle of the city, and rammed into the bus I was getting off of. Bus was not affected, Mercedes was dinged up. He peeled off and disappeared.",It's okay... He was driving a German car... I hope you and your fellow peasants shouted apologies after him for getting your poverty in his way! +Because a country will go bankrupt if you do that. And that would be bad.,But Brownbackistan is such a free market paradise that capital flows from every faucet and everyone is crapping out gold! +In two weeks you won't have any so I wouldn't bother.,"ohh, so all the min crit i have now is gonna be worthless?" +But Israel actually exists. Zionism at this point is just recognizing that reality exists.,"Psh, it hasn't even been a century, we can totally just forget how long they've been there." +"you are good at math don't you ? statistically, there can't be more than one top 1% every 8 or so games on 6v6 and every 15 games on a 3v3..",Yes I are good at maths. +Why is this not something like Treasure Thursdays to keep up with the daily naming style?,Or just Loot Thread Thursday.. so close! +It sounds like you are looking for normalizr and reselect libraries (and possibly denormalizr),I don't really like normalizr because there is no way to garbage collect old entities. +Sometimes you forget to tell your best friend because you are so damn bussy you just assume you told him already. Litteraly happens all the time with my best friend.,You forgot +Or they condescendingly provide links to threads that are only superficially related to your issue.,"And when you click on the link, its broken, or goes to another forums main page." +"Well, it did one thing. I'm gettin' barbecue for lunch now. I hope you're happy, now I've got to explain why I spent $20 on barbecue for lunch to my fiancee. *but it's gonna be sooooooooo worth it* Btw - Got a niece on the Equestrian team at OSU. I may not have them as a flair, but fuck it. Go Pokes!",Atta boy. +"Bill Belichick: I'm a football coach. I'm not a doctor ... They don't call plays, I don't do surgeries. We have a great deal here.",Bill Belichick 2020 +UpBernie (:,amirite? +Tldr?,Microsoft has effective building security. +"Hey, have you *seen* what the Germans did in the 1930s and 1940s? And look how efficient and competitive they are today! How come nobody knows about this?! We gotta get in on it. Bannon insists it didn't happen, but Taken Guy is in this documentary about it. I haven't watched it, but I trust him.",They did keep the trains running on time... Making Amtrak Great Again +Wait this is about vayne? Did we forget Jhin is a champion?,Did we forget how weak and useless adcs are and that the class needs hard buffs? +Poor Man's BoTs 2,HOW IS THAT BALANCED? +TF2 Mt Dew Code,What does this do? +"OMG, when has this *ever happened*?!? When has some guy ever gotten friendzoned, then she goes after someone, has a few babies, and then says Hey, I should get with that one guy I'm not attracted to from high school!?",Everytime +THIS ELECTION MADE ME SWITCH FROM ANDROID TO iOS AFTER SEEING GOOGLE SELL OUT. Am I Alone?,All three are Cucked not much to do there +What does this mean?,Looks like aphria invested in tetra bio pharma. +Should I trade my op-1 + $100 for an analog 4? Don't use my op-1 very much don't really like the sound of it a ton but I do like how I can play it anywhere and the wide array of stuff it generates.. Hate to post stuff like this but what do you guys think? I've never owned anything from elektron,Hurry before they realize they're on the losing end of this deal! +And to count into the playerbase you have to play 1 game a month.,and that must be true because riot says so +"What is the most fun you have in MUT gameplay? For me, nothing beats running right through people with most feared Henry. I go out of my way to truck people with him. It gives a little more enjoyment playing through those team challenge solos. What is the most fun part of your mut gameplay?",Swerve catching +West Coast about to get cucked. Three hours for them to realize their mistake.,"For the first time ever, I actually find something good on the East Coast." +Donald Trumps voice WRONG,Waaaaaah but the sellout times are *always* accurate. +so... is 40 a lot?,"Well...if it were a man it'd be something to be proud of, or work on..." +"Her: I know one day you'll feel the God's presence. Me: Okay. My religious sister called me tonight with one of her religious friends on speakerphone. Her friend started preaching about the power of the Lord and my sister faux Christian sister interjected, He's agnostic. The friend said, Well that's okay. You're probably just waiting for evidence. I know one day you'll feel the God's presence. I'm old enough to have surpassed my confrontive Atheist years. But I'm still annoyed by this kind of shit. I don't want conflict, but the equivalent would be me responding with, Don't worry, one day you'll admit to yourself that your imaginary friend doesn't exist.","OK, but I still won't worship him" +"And you know, as well as I, that there will always be a certain segment that won't see it that way. Literally.","And those people are morons, and likely make up a large part of the people that complain on a near daily basis about it." +"These two movies carry almost the same review quote, both from Peter Travers.",Good Reviews for sale. +Cannot win with any Warrior deck I try.,"Pirat Warrior: Just play weapons, trade in the first turns, SMOrc with the upgraded weapons" +Don't Use Fervor as ADC You'll die before it's stacked,Dont post Shit If You cant position yourself +just walk the cow into a warm room,"no, walk the cow into a cold room and light, then quickly extinguish, a tea-candle in the far corner." +just the 44 informs jesus christ lol,"Mediocre pack imo, I'd hardly pay 10k for it" +Strange Club Worth Glitch Ok so I'm into my 3rd season at Adelaide United. I've won the A-League twice. But I load up my 3rd season to find little old Adelaide United has a worth of 18.8 Billion Dollars and the club wants me to make 400 million profit this season when my best player is 77 rated and the comp prize money is awful. :/ I think I'll get sacked if I fail but I don't want to leave the club now.,There might be an Adelaide United SBC out +Hehe,i read it in a sad clown voice too +"But Hordes of immigrants dude, there's hordes of immigrants rolling around slaughtering Brits!",At least we can have whatever shaped Bananas we want now! +"Yeah that makes sense. Have you seen 20,000 Days on Earth?","I haven't, but it's on my to-watch list!" +"Nevermind all this, just toss that frozen thing in the fryer and let the oil do it's work! (don't actually do this, you'll burn your house down)",I only fry my frozen turkeys inside. +How do coaches get their challenge flags?,"They're supplied each game, but only after they are carefully inspected for thread count, appropriate texture (for aerodynamic purposes, of course), and air pressure." +ESL delays are unbearable Pistol round played of SK - Heroic and we go straight to a pause that has been lasting for over 15 minutes. 4 minutes of Anders and Semmler tossing some light banter but after that it has been full of ads. So called industry leaders.,"He just disconnected, he'll be right back." +The golden hour,"What breed is that, love the color scheme?" +Similar games,Ingress +Most of us aren't special. Many of us aren't even above average.,"fuck you, my soccer trophies say otherwise" +Fuck you very much! An open letter from a British White Nationalist to American Whites!,Ty for the punch to the right +Rekt Kolento in Wild on T2,That was definitely Kolento. +What ended your last relationship?,"He was focused on the present, but I was focused on the future." +"Wintersday Flashback: Princess Dolls I think it was the first Wintersday that we encountered Princess Dolls in the open world. Instead of skritt appearing from gifts, various toys would appear when you opened them, toy charr soldiers, centaurs, and of course, Princess dolls. They were so overpowered in low level zones, people would run by and leave them alive, because their high pitched shrieks had become terrifying. To this day, in Infinerium, when I have to face a Princess Doll, I remember those early encounters, when Princess Dolls were one of the hardest things you could run into in low level zones.",I still got my frames from the first year hoping one day they will be of use +And yet they're even still including brands like starbuzz/fantasia...,"I only smoke Fantasia, so I appreciate being able to get 250g of it for less than $60." +And its allegedly mentioned in the book that Rick published,"After 27 years, you never know what is going into that pipe." +Looking for a job... found a potential deal breaker.,"Imho I'd still take the job, it seems like a great work environment." +Nope :D,:( +"- Fake fur is not as insulating and does not allow the skin to breath as much as real fur. - Fake fur is made from several materials including blends of acrylic and modacrylic polymers derived from coal, air, water, petroleum and limestone. These materials can take a long time to break down, possibly anywhere from 500 to 1,000 years. - Fake furs are not able to keep snow from melting and re-freezing on the fiber filaments; this is very important, especially in hiking, mountain climbing, skiing and other outdoor activities which are done in extreme conditions","So if we can't use real fur from animals and fake fur is terrible for the environment, we should harvest the backs of hairy dead men." +"Is Midnight Lumos still available? Only reason I'm playing SRL. I want my hot pink shader, dammit!",Got one 2nd match. +But you're still near the center in the UK because of the right sided steering wheel..,"But your right hand is left useless, crammed against the door." +Change my view: convince me that Halo 5 doesn't look like garbage,"If you've played the game or looked at video and screenshots and think it looks graphically bad, what is anyone gonna do here that will convince you otherwise?" +Yelp now features Florida restaurants' health inspections and owners say it may cost them business,At the same time they introduce the feature to business owners to have their rating increased for only $149.99 a year. +You can't even play competitive until you're level 25. It's impossible that you played with level 10s in placements.,"good catch, fixed" +haha because fried chicken sandwiches are delicious and higher on my priority list; I'm a terrible subhuman,So of course that means only the deranged spend their money in ways that are consistent with their beliefs. +"I agree seems like the officiating is somehow getting worse. Like every single week, we are talking about penalties that have directly impacted the outcome of the game.",Maybe the players should just follow the rules! +I'm pretty sure there isn't much satisfaction going on for these ladies,Just a good ole pump n dump +Pus-say,"If I am not going out tonight, you can have my portion, u/ReallyDrunkPanda." +something something defensive remark,something something kys +Some students aren't cut out to remain in schools.,"That's a great way of thinking, just give up on kids for being raised improperly." +"Lol none of those are valid defenses. She's going to jail, and you guys are going to be so goddamned salty that I'm already rock hard.",Come back and say this in 2 weeks. +"Scariest masters? Now we all know a master skin isn't indicative of skill, but which masters are you automatically weary of because you know that by sheer practice, they've mastered the techniques of that hero? My list in descending order of dread: Kallari, anyone who sticks with kallari this long either likes pain, or is astoundingly good Murdock, shots that never miss and snipes for days Iggy, best tank crab of Agora Riktor, those pulls take some practice because they would be so damn op Rampage, all your towers are going to die",Master Twinblast +Good. Maybe next month we can get a new support :^),You're not satisfied with Ivern? +make an offer you feel is fair don't want to gut my items horribly,Saffron Mariachi and Orange Crown for crate? +Scar art,Scart +Been told it happens at midnight on the day of your 30th birthday lmao. The fat fairy will pay you a visit and sprinkle you with sugar and you'll wake up fat.,She visits again the day after your last period aka menopause. +"I fill in my forms with the pen on my Surface, my GF studies physics and her tutors send her back her essays and reports, annotated with what she has to correct - that's daily workflow for her, and Edge just shows her the PDF the same way she sent it out. Had to install Sumatra just for that, but Sumatras scrolling engine is terrible and the dev didn't answer my eMails with suggestions to make it better so I'd like to see Edge improveed instead because I know that's actively being developed",Or you could flatten the pdf first. +"Miss International 2016 Kylie Versoza: Addiction is a sickness, not a crime",Addict siguro to. +"Your favorite software Hey guys, what's the software you coudnt live without? Whats your favorite software? For me it's total commander. Awesome software to move lots of files.",adobe cc +tried herring + air rune at holgart. Didn't work :/,why air rune? +"Your post is so inaccurate it made me laugh. The British Empire did not accidentally inherit India from the East India company. It was a carefully considered takeover of the Indian people based on the enormous revenue from spice, cotton and crops that was on the table - by governing the country and establishing laws in the favor of the British. Trade for the East India company was quite profitable but when you are talking about rewriting laws and bringing several disparate princely states under one governing body (aka the British Indian Raj), you are at a whole different level of (oppression and) profitability, my friend. They didn't kill Gandhi not because they were humane or out of some sense of benevolence but because of simple political calculation of risks vs. benefits . You don't rule a country smoothly by killing its wildly popular national leader and expect the public to not notice or revolt. I am sure you know that Gandhi was having meetings with British leaders very early on in his political career (after his return from South Africa). A calculated killing of a high profile national leader by an colonial power is a recipe for disaster in an oppressed country with millions on the other side. They say that only a million British people ruled over 400 plus million Indians. Now imagine the massive clusterfuck the British would have had on their hands if these people revolted at news of this assassination. Sure, one may argue, the mighty British Empire would have been able to quell the rebellion. But the proverbial ship regarding complete British rule had essential sailed. The rhetoric during Gandhi's early days was regarding establishing a Indian dominion under the British Empire with a greater degree of independence from British influence. It was nowhere close to self determination, but still, it's not like the British weren't aware their grip over the Indian people was slowly losing its hold. Coincidentally, it was the failed mutiny of Indian soldiers in the British East India company in 1857 (known in India was the First War of Independence) that shook the British Empire and woke them up to the sinking realization that the crown jewel of their global influence was about to slip from their hands, prompting them to take over the reigns from the East India company. So remember that they didn't want to risk anything at that level with at a time when they had a much weaker set of cards, with its economy, military and overall populace recovering from World War 1 and yet facing the reemerging German threat. (side note - please note and remember the the spelling difference for GANDHI. While nuanced history may not be your forte, all it takes is a simple Google search to get this part right. By the way, I have also noticed in my admittedly statistically insignificant sampling of internet posts - anyone who uses your spelling for Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi usually tends to have misinformation about him).","Finally, please look up Bengal Famine, Winston Churchills response to the tragic incident, Jallianwala Bagh massacre for more information about our humane British friends!" +#NAME?,#NAME? +Grandma?,"Focus, focus." +And by everyone we mean your kids as well.,Always a need for those with small hands... +"Romanian is not Slavic per se, but despite it's Latin origins the language and the culture have been significantly influenced by its Slavic neighbours over hundreds of years.","Yeah, if your word for 'yes' is 'da', then you're a bit Slavic." +"Don't do it. It's not worth throwing your life away over a bigot. Just misgender him back, he'll learn.",alternatively poison him slowly with estrogen. +Let's heat up some WD-40 in the oven. WCGW?,r/gifsthatstarttooearly +"It's reliable, cheap, safe, gets good gas mileage and is relatively spacious. That's why people buy it. Not everyone needs a V8 or a $75k car. My old CRV lasted 17 years and 220k miles. Sure it took a little while to go 0-60, but that was a great car",yeah but where is the *passion* man? +Trump's threat to end F-35 program could affect Okaloosa jobs,Can't blame the furiners for losing THESE jerbs. +"She was saying that he was a sexy pussyslayer, because these cuck women have never had a real man, and just want to get Tucked.",Tucker right in the pussy. +"Do you feel bad for them? I mean, they were part of Nazi Germany.","Yes, because we all know all Germans in WWII participated firsthand in the holocaust." +"Case Keenum's Passer Rating when targeting: Kenny Britt: 120.1, Brian Quick: 112.0, Tavon Austin: 42.8",Doesn't matter because Jared GOAT is starting Obvious +I think I am in the majority of people that will buy a tesla the moment I'm financially available to do so. It's by far my first pic of any automobile.. but instead I'm looking at leasing a shitty camry or something..,leasing is a really poor financial decision for a first car. +"This same guy tried to TK me while playing the bearcat with the american fw a8, luckily my friend shot him down and his squad guy tried to kill my friend, only to be shot down by another teammate. They both raged so hard and threatened to report us so we could get banned (lol?) Whole team and some enemies reported them, i hope they keep doing that so they eventually get banned",Glad to hear Gaijin's taking a hard stand against teamkilling and douchebaggery! +WTF they have had *at least* 6 hours now to fix this conflict crap. This is BULLSHIT!,"I can't tell if you are being sarcastic, and I'm not computer wiz, but 6 hours sounds no where near enough time for people to fix code stuff." +When did Torbjorn's right-click become better than fucking Reaper shotguns? From like twenty feet away he two-shots me with that thing. What the fuck is that bullshit?,since the game release. +"I don't think you understand facts vs opinions. Like I said, generalizing is silly, especially on vitriolic topics like gun freedom vs gun control. While I have you, I might as well ask. Would you be so pro-war and such if guns didn't exist? I feel like calling someone courageous because they pulled a trigger from a distance is silly. It's not personal. It seems cowardly to me. What if we went back to swords and fought in close quarters combat? I'd like to see conservatives go nuts for sword rights, I'd join that cause in a heartbeat. Get rid of guns around the world and let's settle shit like in the old days.",What are you even rambling about you triggered leftist? +Am I missing some sort of Mafia reference? Also Casey Anthony,These rappers don't know what to do +"Protecting kids online Here's an idea, don't let them play online video games. Problem solved.","Yeah, kids shouldn't be able to enjoy videogames like the rest of us" +i just checked my bill and still have 3 AAL charges. i have a legacy Select Choice plan. so ymmv,"I have Select Choice too, and my AAL charges for my 3rd-5th line are gone... This is really strange..." +Light Ghos- 100% stun on crit and has aoe sleep. Water Cotteen - team def up. Wood Squirrus - def break. Gupp- can solo extreme rocky boss. xD,"In addition to the ones above: * Fire Mustang (Bron) - decent fill-in fire attacker * Birdie - the fire one (the best one) is a summon, but you can buy wood copies in the Shady Shop * Latt - the wood copies are in Mirage Ruins and easily power up the freebie water one you get" +"White people need to renounce trump. Until white people do that, we cannot determine who is a threat and who is not. They clearly have an issue with radical right wing christian fascism.",Now this is a fresh hot take +"Clinton Foundation: Median salary of the highest paid men is $346,106, while the median salary of the highest paid women is $185,386 ($190K difference)",But Hillary's a champion for women. +"I have been everything from fit with abs to having to shop in big and tall, and I'd date the fuck out of her.",You need some water +What did your parents almost name you?,Chalupa Batman +"Aren't people theorizing that Ayesha in Guardians 2 is a gender-flipped Adam? I wouldn't be mad about her playing a role, though maybe not as central as the comic","This isn't the case, if it was her name would've been 'Eve Witch' obviously." +Dombrowski: David Ortiz can have any job in this organization he'd like.,Ortiz should be the head of the accounting department +Lion King in real life,Life imitates art. +a lot of things are 2 fun 4 my face,;) +"Poland was involved in fighting in Eastern Latvia, because it was close to their border back then, not sure about Lithuania, probably the same",This Estonia and Poland and Lithuania is a little misleading - all these countries was involved in fights on Latvian side. +"If we're talking trade, I'd say an offer from the Yankees would probably have to be something like: Gary Sanchez Aaron Judge Luis Severino Gleyber Torres Starlin Castro Jutus Sheffield Ben Heller Plus we'd have to take back Nolasco or Wilson or one of their other bad contracts",Except Nolasco hasn't been bad for us quite yet. +L,I +"PC seperate Singleplayer/Multiplayer I know this isn't gonna happen but it would be nice if singleplayer and multiplayer had their seperate programs so when you were done with singleplayer, if you play it at all, you can delete it and still have multiplayer to play.","I dont see the benefit of deleting either the singleplayer or the multiplayer if you dont play one or another, unless you barely have any space left on your harddrive I wouldn't see any use for this" +Peter Greste says section 18C an attack on free speech that should be repealed | Media,Peter Greste must be some kinda horrible far right LNP neo-nazi. +It won't run well on a laptop in the later levels,"I have a laptop equipped with HD 5500 and it runs just fine, getting about 30-40fps." +It's that basic distinction between I can't do this because of my religion and *YOU* can't do this because of my religion that matters the most here.,I like that way of putting it. +Make this hater infamous AKA let her get death threats and start a stupid witchhunt.,That is the most logical extrapolation of what was meant/what will happen. +Divorce in U.S. Plunges to 35-Year Low,Those damn Gays are ruining another holy institution! +Not in the case that my friend is in. He goes out and drinks and then ends up super depressed.,"Now i feel a bit depressed, was supposed to be a funny joke." +"My Blackwidow likes to do this with a few keys randomely whenever it wants, except it's not like thissssssssssssssss more likeee that.","Mine did the same, a few emails with those errors in it and they helped me out ^^" +"If you live in an apartment, I feel for your neighbor.",In my case this might prevent my neighbor from feeling my fist... dude has a serious hearing problem and have to keep asking to turn music down so i stop shaking xD +Trading 1 fandango NOW code for a shell code,I have one! +"If you only know 9 women who like horror movies, maybe you need to expand the number of women you know. I personally like war movies. I wonder if there is anyone else like me who likes watching Top Gun?","Yes, I only know 9 women." +"New Death Sequence, Eyes Stay Open Until Your Head Hits The Ground",I love it! +16-Time World Champion,"Upvote for The Samoan Booooldozer, Uuuuuuuuumaaaagaaaa!" +"At this point many papers are probably going to have a team on standby ready to say No, X did not happen like that. to almost all of Trump's tweets.","four years from now No it wasn't Trump that turned the country around, take us into a new era of space exploration, or end much of the corruption in DC, it was the after effects of Obama" +"Spoilers, gosh!",Patch 7.4: Siege of Thunder confirmed? +Shameful Attempt by Media to Downplay the NYC Bombing,#DISHONEST MEDIA +"If this organization does not plan on signing Alshon during the season, they need to trade him while he still has value. You could get some really valuable pieces for Alshon and a future pick.","If we get rid of Alshon, our WR core would be worse than 49ers' WRs." +"I'm sure there have been some real winners, but most of them boil down to how do I get a guy to like me without talking to him, making a move, or changing anything I'm already doing?",How do I be as passive as possible and still get what I want? +My 1070 needed a hand!,Should stop taking your sisters toys +"How often and with what do you clean your machine? Hey all, I am in the midst of ascension and am, after having spend several hundred on parts, wanting to keep my rig running smoothly as long as possible. This obviously requires that the machine itself is clean. What tools and chemicals do you use to clean your PC?",I hose my pc down atleast twice a month +"BY ANGST, BE PURGED!",Broken in purify priest. +"Easiest credit farm: - 1 Speed Nova - as many Chromas as you can - Akkad, Eris or Sechura, Pluto Fastest credit farm: - 1 area-defensive frame: Vauban, Frost - 1 Volt - Hieracon, Pluto - Bonus: 25% chance of 400 Endo each run",I am gassy Vauban Prime Can confirm Hieracon is nice +"Has anyone here made all the correct predictions for the GameStop $25k bracket challenge? Be completely honest, has anyone? If someone has so far you are God-tier and I applaud you.",My bracket is almost perfect but it's flipped...I basically predicted a matchups but for example I had OG 1st and nv 2nd and elevate 1st tk 2nd...The bracket play is good but the bracket flipped and I didn't get any points...smh +Follow your heart,My heart says shit all over that kids meme dream +"My Friend Either Grew a Really Weird Tomato, or She's About to Sacrifice Me for Immortality...",Tomato of the king +my outfit for first day of like 5th grade or something,First day of school at Flavortown Elementary. +i think the girl said some shit to him and he got pissed in the original video,Reasonable reaction.... use force when somebody says something you don't like +"News stories is a stretch. It's mostly opinions or jabbering on about a topic, but with no new information, so speculation.",So like comments on reddit except people actually taking it seriously and leaving off the +Hell DID truly freeze over. WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING,"Hurt durr, but if Hell *froze* over, then how can you claim global *warming*?" +That makes a lot more sense. Damn English with it's missing pronoun for on/man...,"Yeah, what a barbaric dialect picking things from 2 true master race languages..." +and the truth about blacks and their jewish masters will be spoken too.,... and THEIR Reptilian masters also! +"Further, isn't this probably the BEST way to radicalize muslims? .. and now they're in the US? Imagine if it was reverse... do you think Christians would just let you take them from their homes and put them in camps? Think it might radicalize them?","No, because they'll turn the other cheek." +Dose gender matter,Female Pokemon only get 70%-80% of the stat increases that the males do. +But Trump Supporters aren't racists right?,SAYING THAT IS WHY YOU LOST +"My almost 8 year old has had 2 existential crises this year. One was because he thought everything was a dream, and how would we *know* if everything is a dream? The other was that he doesn't know if he'll ever see us again when he goes to bed at night, because he might not ever wake up.","To be fair, both entirely legitimate concerns" +I DO NOT CONSENT,I AM A FREE INHABITANT +What about gun owners?,That's just a database for when they take our gunzzzzzzzzzz +"I read it happened from flexing in a pocket, and the shell wasn't strong enough. So not necessarily user error. Though frankly I think keeping your phone in your back pocket is dumb to begin with","on early models bending would cause this issue, but it was fixed with an internal revision strengthening the chassis of the phone" +Is toch ook gewoon tegen de regels?,Ik ben gek op de regels +Can't you guys be... More specific?,I know the same guy... he's pretty nice. +"It is a myth that birthmarks are where you were wounded when you died in a previous life. Based on your birthmarks, how do you think you died in a past life?",Shrapnel to a shoulder. +because you are asian.,"You're right, only asians rule the Guardian grounds!" +This update in a nutshell,Starve a man and he'll love you for giving him stale bread. +2 Syrians in Germany Face Terrorism Charges,"Make sure to downvote, these people are peaceful!" +Camera angle: maximum neckbeard,what neck? +No worries. The party that interned his family just got blown out of office.,Because the Democratic party is the same party as it was back then. +"Just go with my reaction of Meh, what did you expect me to use a computer for?",At least I'm using the Christmas present +"On a scale of 1-10, how important is fashion to you? I have to ask because some of you running around look like space hobo's. For me, it's definitely a 10. I think Immolation Fists are ghastly. If you were to swap it's perks with that of Ruin Wings, I still wouldn't wear them. Look good, feel good. Feel good, play good.",6.5 +You won't see them coming.... Not until half of your household has been converted to the heathen religion.,Deus Vult it is +Metallica is still a thing?,A few years ago Megadeth rebranded themselves as Metallica because they wanted to feel successful for awhile. +It's because there's no Golden language.,Unless everyone conducts conversation exlusively in written Classical Chinese! +"Let me guess, the progressive urban areas oppose it and the backwards uneducated rural hillbillies support it like with nearly all savage traditions.",Stop bad mouthing real Spaniards. +Insects are the dominant life form in Earth right now in terms of biomass. Something to think about.,I mean if that's how you judge if something should live or die... +"thank god, I was really just hoping no one out there was that dumb",i mean... ..i have met some people who thought we fought england in WWII.. .....for our independence.... ^^yea... +You're freedomdiver then?,no i'm cookiezi +What YouTube channel is the best to binge?,LEMMINO +"My dad always said when he was struggling financially 'it's just money, I'll make more' and it definitely impacted me",That's...horrible advice +"well of course Sarah Palin is a no-brainer, did you hear about all the shit she said",THIS KIND OF PRETENTIOUSNESS IS WHY WE VOTED FOR TRUMP. +Kenma just lost a game with Trik and Horse in team..,I thought it was obvious they lost because they were second pick? +How come Taliyah is barely played now,She is a girl soooooooooooo +Supremacy matches are way too short.,I wish they were just 30 seconds long so when I get the lead in the start I just win +"Yeah I probably should have clarified that. For me it's: * Cocaine * Cigarettes * Heroin, Morphine, etc. * Meth You can argue this back and forth all day long. These are just the ones for me I'd have no reason to ever take.",Krokodils all good tho +He's farmable.,No it depends on the point of view and one's definition of farming +"Gotta eat to stay alive, motherfucker!",motherfucker +"How, exactly, do you know that they dont?",I see you've never studied debate. +"Reminder that PRESIDENT-ELECT DONALD J. TRUMP LOST by 1,112,217 votes. Let that sink into the frontpage.NOT LANDSLIDE",Thank you white Jesus for the electoral college! +"No, just certain songs. However, the main battle theme, as well as the main city theme, are two of them.",Well that sucks. +"This is very realistic data usage. Nothing is automated. Netflix steaming on the tablet, and via the tablet hotspot 24/7 using T-Mobile ONE plus tablet plan with unlimited LTE tether. With the occasional Xbox download via the hotspot. I should mention we turn the HD pass on every morning too.","Oh yeah people totally download an Xbox game or firmware update on mobile data, yeah totally normal." +... going to 177 different places.,"Because there's no concentration of jobs in places like downtown cores, ever." +Not stopping at a stop doesn't mean people were there,"Because one could never, ever correlate with time of day, number of people on the bus right then, or historical data for that route." +Sage Northcutt's lifting form/training criticized,The guy at da end tho +Nope. VLC.,"Ahh yes, starting at a traffic cone while listening to music, perfect." +Your former-self from 2010 time travels to 2016. What phone feature are you most impressed by,Heart rate monitors. +Thats retarded to be checked on default. It is recommended to have gpu with 4GB+ VRAM.,What if you have 3.5 Gb..... +"Because when the cats get out of control, you need something to eat the cats. When that gets out of control, you need something to eat the thing that is eating the cats.","or, only release cats that have been spayed/neutered" +They fixed it but it wasn't really an issue in the first place unless you planned on keeping your drive for many years.,You dropped your +The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay Completed in one playthrough. If memory serves me well I got up three times. Two to answer the call of nature and once to stockpile as much edible junk as possible so I didn't have to move. Was absolutely hooked from start to epic finish.,"Oh man I remember that game, it was on the shorter side but I thought it was really well done, especially for a game based loosely on a movie franchise universe." +"LPT: If it's starting to snow in your state, stay away from cars with plates from states with no snow.",Advice: If you can read plates you're to close +Back to the Future,Scrolled all the way down to see if I was the only one +Story Rayleigh and Jimbe? Ow yeah!,We finally have a farmable Rayleigh to justify the 4 slots! +"Fuck man, moose anytime. Moose are dicks.",A moose once bit my sister +"Got a Combat Machine, turned it into...something",That's a DMR build if I ever saw one +"Actually, the elites are promoting xenophobia to stop the left focusing on inequality. It's brilliant and y'all falling for it.","Well that's just a load of conspiracy whoopie, you need to go to a mental hospital" +180k AK Black Laminate w/ 4 Crown Foils,wat +So it does this on your version also? Because 3.5.4 is CB based on more advanced version of 3.2.7.,"It's including new features, they seem to prioritize the new features first, then they may/may not include old ones." +Is this type of comment allowed in r/pol? Truth in anti Hillary comments are rare form,Bullshit. +"The fact that they're very specific shows that it's not blind fucking nostalgia. I hate most things from old Rust, yet I have very specific things that I want back: Old viewmodels Random loot from barrels Ladders","Yeah but to be honest the old menu music was nice when you were in que and you were alt-tabbed, you could hear the change in music for when you started to load in." +"Which are the differences between Centen and Frontier? Housing applications are open as of December 1, and I want my #1 choice to be Centen or Frontier. Territorial is too much for me, and Middlebrook is too far plus I won't be in honors. Centen will be all freshmen next year. What are the difference between Centen and Frontier? Which would you recommend and why? Thanks!","17th is nice, I'd put that high on your list." +NO SHE'S A FASHION ICON DON'T YOU READ THE ~~FAKE~~ REAL NEWS?? s/,Just like how Hillary is a hair icon +Why else would you think a single snowball knocks you out?,I thought she was launching balls of ice instead of snow. +"Im still pondering, 1U ? on -7?",Staying away I'm on Boise unlv over 64 and gonna try and get in on a live line for GS bos and Lakers spurs +I help inexperienced people on rocket jump maps.,i learned how to rocket jump because of someone like that good times *sniff* +"I guess that energy comes out of nowhere? Fuck physics, amirite?",Temporal displacement +"$35 a line. we have four lines.... oops two LG K7's, my iphone 5 and the sisters iphone 6/6s",I feel better for you now. +"As someone who lives in the United States, anytime the government tries to help the less fortunate there is always a loud group of people saying it's handouts.",But helping the poor is for communists! +"But the upper-middle-class use the subway in droves. Numerous well-heeled professionals on the Upper East Side and Upper West Side with $200,000+ incomes take the subway to work. Likewise, most of New York's most fashionable suburbs in Westchester, SE Connecticut, Long Island, and New Jersey have lots of people who take the commuter rail in. Atherton used to be one of these places. It is located where it is because it was a short train ride from the San Francisco financial district.","Right, I wouldn't consider 200-300k rich in nyc" +Escape from Hell - Gatlinburg Wildfire 2016,I hope they had their air-conditioning on. +What a trite article. This is really pure speculation and the author failed to make any compelling arguments.,(buy here) +"Italy is part of Europe..of course you're waiting, all of us in Europe are.",France isn't. +Bernie Sanders' Surprise Speech Outside the White House on Rejecting Dakota Pipeline & Trump,"Sanders has a fine grasp of democracy, the rule of law, and fairness." +"It is often when night looks darkest, it is often before the fever breaks that one senses the gathering momentum for change, when one feels that resurrection of hope in the midst of despair and apathy. --HRC",2 words: E. MAILS. +"speaking of calculate, the bit of having melania mack on michelle obama's speech is the most brilliant move ever in the history of the world. make satire of the existing and outgoing president, and get a billion dollars in free press and marketing, all while mocking the form factor of these speeches. It was a 4th dimension troll move.",#3dchess +Not movies.,"best reddit inside joke, better than broken arms or tech support." +Rap song video with two men fighting in a war room. They look like government officials.,Downvoted for stupidity +"so for someone who has bought a 1060 3gb for $250 cnd and has the option to return and buy a rx 480 4gb for $303 cnd. what would you recommend if i plan to build a full new PC in 4 years, but i currently rarelly play games and when i do theyre old ones. CSGO, league. SC2, Minecraft, AOE, Sims nothing too heavy on graphics i like to save that for console. I also would like to buy a nice monitor down the road that will work well with my 4 year later build. Lol most detail i could give. OHHHH also would like to be able to watch really high quality movies.",stick with the 1060 +Can we let the south leave the union please.,As long as you take me with you... +First of all the lady lived in my apartment complex so it costs nothing to pick it up. And considering I didn't have a couch for 6 months I don't really care about cleaning costs. It was $10 and now I have a couch.,"Time is money, how long did it take to move it from her apartment to yours" +Transgender and 15-year-old engaged in a sex act prior to the assault with a hatchet,Glad to see that the comments on the article aren't transphobic or otherwise kinda shitty at all +They have slightly buffed confirmed in the IW livestream earlier,And now us PC players must wait another 6 million billion years for it to be updated +This ended up being better than the video they'd intended to film.,This video is sure as hell gonna get more views than that rap video. +"Cobalt Looper, Titanium White Photon, Burnt Sienna Troika, Hypernova, much more in text Keys or Crates",8cc1 + 2cc2 for Looper +"Well you're right, it's another story for Europeans. Still don't understand why the schedule has to be that bad for us","Schedule is the same pretty much every year based on where on the globe Worlds is, NA complained about it the last two years as the event wasn't in NA." +"I'm not doubting Briggs-Myers, I'm doubting the medium you're using to apply it.",Then feel free to use any of the other websites +"lfg wotm FRESH HM Looking for a group to run the hard mode raid. On my 395 warlock, psn: nikebstrd Message me here or invite me to get started.","Me and my buddy are down, 395 Hunter and 399 Warlock" +Portland Timbers and Steven Taylor mutually agree to part ways.,Arokoyo gets the starting spot? +That and being mad that I didn't thank him for sex are the same guy.,He sounds like a real charmer +"honestly, I never took it as a joke. I actually was offended by Trump's comment when he said it years ago.","I think we can all admit it was a joke and it was also in really bad taste, definitely not well thought out, and rightfully offended a lot of people." +"What does untrusted mean then? I got it once on some random smurf, I didn't cheat on it though.",It's an overwatch ban I think. +"You would return it to the person that stole your car? Also, the phone has been remotely wiped. What does the apple store do with phones that have been replaced by insurance? resell them?",The phone may have been stolen from someone else... the person who stole the car may be a regular thug. +omg fallout 4 sux stop fanboying,I think you dropped your +What was going on there?,Teleconference with the aliens. +Fast food workers,You mean they shouldn't demand 15 dollars a hour for flipping patties +8th this,9th this +Stephen A Smith knows his shit about hoops tho,Forgot the +"Buck Martinez has the incredibly annoying SWING AND A DRIVE and also GET UP, BALL",More like incredibly awesome! +"KY coal miners are out of work. Hillary would have had a windmill factory put up and retrained them to work it. The plan had numbers, schedules, and analysis behind it. Trump made vague statements about the mines coming back because he's making everything great again in non-specific ways. They picked him.",How are you supposed to mine windmills though? +hand sanitizer burns invisibly? holy shit.,It didn't burn invisibly when I tried it. +"It's called at-will employment. You can be fired for any reason, or no reason. Bruising the ego of some self-important special snowflake in the C-suite is likely to be an express ticket to the unemployment line, so we contain the rage and release it later here.",You guys sure have great employment laws. +That's something I'd want to go see the doctor about. I definitely wouldn't ignore it and I'm not qualified to diagnose that. Sorry buddy,That was brutally honest.... +"By at least an order of magnitude less. It's like, what do you think of if I say Pisa?",Comparing education. +Good sheets and an Alpaca doona,Each to there own... Hate to think what the sandwich press would do to that +Lol bit late :D,"haha, yea" +You'll probably get a big fuck you while voicing their fight against gun violence.,It's awesome how they push a party agenda rather than listening to their constituents. +"TIL that according to legend, the flag of Austria was adopted by Duke Leopold V. After a fierce fight at the siege of Acre during the Third Crusade, he saw his white surcoat soaked in blood, and, removing his belt, saw the white coat underneath it untouched by the blood.",Wow he had a belt with an eagle on it? +Any advice to build up the attacking play?,"Try mix up what you do, like don't play the pass you've been playing all game and run past the defender instead since he won't expect it, also look for when you had options in your build up But I'm not great so I'm just basing this off what I've read on here, wouldn't be a wonderful player myself!" +"Pfft, given the shit 60 minutes has pulled in the past it wouldn't surprise me if they were harrasing them...","Yes, I agree it is more likely to be a conspiracy..." +"Rape Culture. I understand that being a woman can be scary, men are indeed pigs, and there is still much work to do as far as women having equality with men even in the first world, but if you think that society secretly thinks rape is OK or doesn't take it seriously or that the threat of rape always lies behind everything men do vis a vis women you are insane.",Stop mansplaining! +Over 40 genders to choose from...,40 genders and not one personality among 'em ... +It's Russian. The mustache spells 'american politics' left lens: 'internal' right lens 'external',"Huh, what a Slavophile am I." +"EU SERVER : DON'T MISS THIS ADDITIONNAL DEVILMON !!!!! It's only 11pm but because of the changed schedule of the minus 1 hour, the Devilmon is already buyable for 1 hour only !!! Go buy this extra Devilmon !!! IT RESETS AT MIDNIGHT !",doesnt work anymore rip :( +Aaaaand now my floor is covered in vomit,That still looks better than the logo +--The number of people a person says they've had sex with. --This exchange: Person 1: How are you? Person 2: Good,"I never lie about the first one, I just don't see the point in lying about the 100 people I have eloped with." +How do you know who is a dude and who is not? That's pretty sexist.,Because anyone who disagrees is a dude and an evil MRA troll. +And apparently your hacking,where am I hacking? +Autopilot Full Self-Driving Hardware (Neighborhood Short),"1:31 -- Driver says - WTF are you doing, don't make this dumb mistake again." +DarkScape.,F +I'd like to know when the Dunkin Donuts will come back (or other vendors if not DD).,It isn't. +Two broke girls,*Two Big Breasts +"Well that happened, suddenly the fans melted on my GTX 960 4GB",I'm calling BS. +"If I where to play a dark souls game, which should I start with. i've never really been interested in Dark Souls, but recently i've been wanting to get into a good single player game. So I might try it. I don't really know anything about it outside of a loose idea of the mechanics. Which game is best to start with? Like if i start with 3 will it not be as interesting as if i went 2 to 3. bearing in mind i might not even like it.","play them in order, if you have a PS3 start with demon souls" +I can think of 6 Saturdays on which they could have done something much more conducive to saving his job.,your flair hurts +This will be the first thing I fix when I get back from work today! :),woohoo! +Geez what is that font rendering,Full hinting without subpixel rendering. +"**Every** execution is cruel and inhumane. Which is why almost every modern country has abolished this practice. I guess the US is proud to be on the same side as human rights champions like Saudi Arabia, Iran, Somalia, China and North Korea. And before you ask, this standard also applies to Japan, Singapore, Taiwan and to a certain degree South Korea.","Singapore just hanged an African man for smuggling a pound of weed, I think our rendition of the death penalty at least makes a little more sense." +Whale Swallows an Entire School of Fish,Nom om om om that whale is good for a while. +"SCHADE, KEPETRY :( LEIDER KEIN ZUTRITT!!!!",DA IST KEIN DURCHKOMMEN +Translation: I had a fag and it was cold.,I still don't know if he really meant ostrich or ostracized. +Should the m16 be nerfed? I continually get 1 bursted at range by the m16 with juggernaut on. I think the m16 needs a range nerf or even a damage nerf. What do you think?,They should put us back to 16 tick so we can really play like the original +Jeremy Corbyn: Donald Trump is a rich white man pretending to be against the elites,"In other news, the Sun rose in the east today." +What could be under this NSFW tag!?,THAT'S SOMEBODY'S ASSHOLE +Haha you'd have to be insane to have DJ on the bench,Would I be crazy to bench DJ against Min D? +The majority of voters did not vote for trump.,"If he was trying to get the majority of voters to vote him, instead of trying to win the election, they might have." +We need better gun control in this country. People shouldn't be able to get their hands on grenades.,But then how are we gonna overthrew our government if it becomes tyrannical? +"PS4 PRO issue with downsampled games In a past few days we had a chance to see few games actually perform worse on ps4 pro. Ok, games run at higher resolution I get that, and I wouldn't mind those fps dips if I play on 4k screen. For example: Skyrim, Watch Dogs 2, TLOU etc. Games that downsample from higher resolution to fit 1080p doesn't look that much better to be worth of sacrificing framerate. On 4k screens its way better, difference is obvious, and that's great, but in 1080p not so much. Its not worth it. It seems that downsampling is just the easiest way for them to do, and users with 1080p screens suffer the most here. I really hope that this doesnt become a trend for developers. Both kind of players on ps4 pro should have an option. So, every ps4 pro game needs to have 2 modes: - Higher resolution mode for those with 4k screen - 1080p mode with better visuals and higher/more stable framerate. If they beside 4k mode also fully optimise their game for 1080p, ps4 pro owners that play in 1080p would get much better experience. And if you have 4k screen you could choose between two modes, whatever fits you. (Paragon, Shadow of mordor, Rise of the tomb raider, FF XV are great examples) Today's developers are getting lazy, its not acceptable for better hardware to run some games worse. We need 2 modes for every game that supports PS4 PRO.","the absolute requirement is to never ever have lower FPS than the base PS4.. i will get back to base PS4 and sell the Pro if they don't correct this asap, because for me stable frame rate is superior to resolution and i will invest on a 2K$ PC for 4K gaming." +"The diver died, IIRC.",k that's what i thought i remembered too but didn't wanna be wrong haha +"Oregon 3-7 @ #11 Utah 8-2 Game Thread On mobile so this is real basic. Discuss the game here. Not much of a preview because at this point we aren't a very good team. Utah will probably pound the rock on our awful D and put a ton of pressure on Herbert. I would like us to keep it competitive for at least a half, because we have been horrible in the third quarter this year. Lastly it is way to early for a game.",If Herbert doesn't chill and protect himself he is going to get injured for absolutely nothing. +Perhaps millions of Americans believe that vaccines cause Autism despite there being only one (long-debunked) study and a Playboy Playmate to convince them of it. Is it that far of a stretch?,Are there really millions? +Lost alot of respect for him after MGSV and the way he treated David Hayter.,"IIRC, he was trying to replace Hayter since practically MGS2." +penguins use an organ beneath their eye to decrease the salinity of sea water,men have nipples because sex determination hormones wait til wk 8 +Launch Something BIG!,Why did you not have the rockets on at the same time as the pull launch? +"Hey Globalists. Get your whites are the majority rhetoric out of your head. On your utopian global stage, Asians make up over 50% of ethnicities. Not only are they majority, if everyone else was grouped together into a race called 'perfect' they would still be the majority. Whites are 16% of the global population. Blacks are 15% (2010 numbers)",Get out of here with your racist facts! +Someone on ESPN said that shit? I'm not fucking surprised,Youre not surprised because you also think we're that good right? +He needs to be a certified Hozmosexual for a week,As a Tigers and red wings fan he probably already is. +Should we be worried about Tottenham after their win? Tottenham just beat West Ham in a thrilling match from 2 last minute goals. That can be a crucial momentum boost for them. What do you guys think?,"I guess I'm a pessimist, but this is the Prem, I'm worried about every match to be honest...Yes, some more so than others, but still I don't think we'll walk the league like some on here do." +Asuka: I destroyed the Elias Samson's special guitar. I felt really good!,Dat nonchalant ~~murderous intent~~ smile... +Sombras hacks too op. YOSH!,"I don't get the big deal, none left the game." +Cat.,Cat. +"TIL that Mark Zuckerberg, billionaire and CEO of Facebook, puts tape over his webcam. FBI director James Comey also tapes over his webcam and the American digital rights group EFF sells webcam stickers.",I'm into voyeurism. +Stamkos and Kucherov react to the kiss cam,Any gif of what they are looking at? +May I ask what show it is? It looks good,Psych. +"Also missed the Ballack handball in the box, and 3-4 calls in the first leg that would have benefited Barca, and gave Abidal a red card for not touching anyone. No doubt Barca got more calls than Chelsea, but at the same time, if the first leg was refereed correctly, that second leg may have already been all but over.","Regarding the Abidal red card, it should apparently have been a freekick to Barca considering Drogba's kick or leaving his foot on Pique's thighs.." +"2016 Week 12 Game Thread: Pittsburgh Steelers(5-5) @ Indianapolis Colts(5-5) Please Remember: ##**Leave all opinions/thoughts inside of this thread. Anything that isn't newsworthy posted outside of this thread during the game will be removed.** Don't be rude. We're all here to watch the game. Do not troll the other sub's game thread/post game thread. We will be notified and we will take necessary steps after that. If you see someone in here trolling, feel free to file a report and we will take care of it. Thank you, enjoy the game, **AND HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!**","Man, im glad to see mike adams make the position change and lose some weight." +What's a surprisingly brilliant thing you've done while drunk?,Stopped myself from texting my crush +Reddit is full of monsters... #**MONSTERS!!**,#*TRIGGERED* +Mate you should try the M6. Last summer there was an 8 hour jam going on,The band must have been tired and hungry after that 8 hr jam. +Do you remember The Reign of Terror?,In France or the WWF? +"Leave like a boss! Did what Jackie Stewart and Alain Prost did, and leave on their own terms as champion.",Fun fact; I was almost named after Jackie Stewart but my father said no. +Well hes definitely not this witty in the last few seasons,He lost his quality +Boat Elevator,So... is this part of emperor Trump's wall? +"There's just one major problem with the softball. The extra ammo attachment gives you 8 bullets instead of six, so you load 8 bullets into 6 holes. Triggers me every time.",Double barrel under barrel grenade launcher on your grenade launcher breh +Merry Christmas everyone This is a tough time of year for a lot of us. Stay strong. Remember you are loved and have the best time you can!,Happy Holidays! +"Like I mentioned to another comment, I'm concerned that running after working out would result in overworking. I can't even run for 30 minutes straight without having to walk. Although I have very strong legs and get a ton of power in short bursts, I can't sustain working my legs too long yet it seems. I'm new to working out, so I'm being extra cautious about overworking myself. Am I just worrying too much about it and I should just push through it?","Take a shit ton of effort to over work yourself , stay hydrated, take enough breaks and fight through it." +What is the biggest buying or selling mistake you have made with headphone gear?,HD700 +because a bunch of no hopers on an internet forum have just as much agency in supressing and influencing News as the government of the United States,Doesn't make his statement any less true. +"Hayward, Hood, and Hill have played 104 minutes together and have a net rating of +27.8 according to bball ref",HHH = The Game +"Cloths manufacturers should take that extra step to pre-wash cotton items, just so people don't have to worry about shrinkage.","Yep, they're not using near enough water in their manufacturing process." +Was bummed that this store was closing until I saw the sign,Where they drawing porn of the store owner? +I heard Kiama is nice... Where is the day trip megathread?,"It's nice, but not really public transport accessible." +He is a thresh one trick and it's his signature,Pretty impressive he's been as successful as he has been without having played Thresh once so far as a pro. +Fallout New Vegas Mod 'The Frontier' Official Onwards Trailer,"Man, looks really impressive, but the flying in space seemed weird and I also don't want to think how terrible the performance will be during that battle at Helios 1." +What did you think was going to be amazing but ultimately let you down?,Anal. +"Worse, having the GALL to address out of work/laid off citizens, frantically scrambling and hustling to keep their families FED AND SHELTERED, as privileged...",They should just use their white privilege. +No one here carpools.,But would they if incentivized? +But in those instances you want to show someone a pic on your phone and you're in public...,"Who said you have to whip it out, you could just slide your phone down your front..." +Same here. Mine was male (unsurprisingly). I named him Dorian after a character in Dragon Age who is also rather fabulous.,Wow that is a great idea! +"In general, I think any ideology that promotes intolerance is incompatible with modern society. The world has reached out and begun to integrate, and I think that is the first step towards a more Star Trek like humanity. One where race, ethnicity, and gender are more side pieces to the whole of humanity. But I think I am a silly idealist. I usually end up thinking a bit too far forward of the reasonable future.",You are promoting white genocide you cuck. +"I really like the one we have, but let's see what you can do",What is the height and width you would like it? +"Imperial taken out by FlipSid3 tactics in pretty good game. Shoutout for Shachlo for his incredible plays and having godlike streak with 9/1/15 score as clockwerk. post scriptum: I can't reccomend watching theM4rex casting. He missed like 7 kills while talking about itemization, drafts and warding -_-",them4rex is a massive asshole as well if you ever had the luck of talking to him +People are nice to a fault here. Keeping to yourself and being quiet (depending on the situation) is often seen as weird.,You must not be from the northeast +"In all seriousness, why does citing a source make it more believable that you're not farming karma to sell the account? They're not mutually exclusive. Hell, he'd probably get even more karma doing that, people love to upvote links to sources.","Perhaps believe is the wrong word, but be more charitable to?" +Original vs Remastered done right,Seems like a pretty significant downgrade. +"Agreed, but this election is neocon versus nonestablishment businessman, not left vs right.",If you want to view the election with that prism it is your prerogative but that is the narrative that looks the best for Trump and is highly highly simplistic. +WhatsApp would lose its mind,Implying that it hasn't already +"I mean, what did you expect?",We gonna let the election bullshit go anytime soon? +"In the official lore when they say Too late brother, too late for us all aren't they implying that Xerath felt immense regret but couldn't face the consequences of his actions if he admitted everything ? Azir was known to be ruthless. On a side-note it seems like Shurima's lore is based off Fullmetal Alchemist's Xerxes, kind of.","I agree with the fma, it definitely feels that way" +I'm an uber driver and it blows my mind that even sober none of my passengers wear a seatbelt despite having just met me.,"Well, when you're in the backseat the front seats prevent you from flying off." +ELI5 why don't we have a standardized set of colour for the whole country ?,Because decentralization is always better and doing something centrally in a structured and efficient manner is never possible. +Google searches for the word kakistocracy (meaning a rule by the least quilified) surges in the US,"It's also the name of an alt-right blog, funnily enough." +"If you could eat only 3 foods for the rest of your life, what would they be?","Burgers, spaghetti and BLTs" +"Can you guys explain to me how to stock market works? Okay, I know, kind of dumb, but I'm really interested in the stock market and want to get into it but I honestly don't really know how it works. Can someone explain a dumbed down version of what it is and how it works?",You buy stocks and then you lose all your money +Trump's great wall,"Welp, that escalated quickly..." +Oh good! Another I don't understand why someone is doing something so it must be useless post.,"Thanks for your constructive input, you're really adding to the discussion." +"I had this villager just breeded in 1.11 and when i cunlocked his 2nd trade, i got this... My game is in English and I got those red Russian? letters... notice that when it's a normal enchantment, those letters aren't in red... I also tried to combine it with any tool/armor/weapon and nothing happenned, renaming it doesn't change it either.... What's this? Thanks for the help","Sorry for being off topic, but what texture pack is that?" +Great post,Sad really... +Even better: Merry Christmas!,Or Happy Kwanzaa to old white people +haha holy shit son he said you busted!!,He is the whitest guy too. +Will we get the old claws spec sound effect?,This plz +Skipping school almost every single day Oh yeah,Gotta get that education +To be fair she could just be terrible,If I've learnt anything from Reddit it's that women are nearly always terrible +It will be reposted by him as soon as he gets off work tonight.,"Hey reddit, look what this dweeb put on his door when I delivered a package earlier today" +Whaat!! Zombies?,"If you don't want trolling type negative behaviour out of this subreddit then why do you encourage it, leading by example." +This is what a slippery slope feels like.,Just until we figure out what's going on! +I'm from the future,I kind of believe you! +Dosia X KennyS fanfiction Kreygasm,GGs gone sexual +All challengers are shit unless they are the 1% of the 1% and no team will ever pick them up. You literally have to be Faker and already won 2 world championships before a team like Echo Fox even considers to pick you up!,You forgot your +"If you didn't think CA could get more fucked up, just released DOJ RAW regulations create a new class of Assault Weapons, and must still keep the bullet button even after registering (x-post from r/CAguns)",Where is this all powerful NRA we always hear about while CA gunowners are getting bent over ? +"Thanks for correcting me. Idk if that's possible as adults because I've not experienced it, but that definitely explains my crappy childhood self. It's also easy to be a jackass online when so many around you find it appropriate.","Yeah, I'm not a fan of Sven or TSM, but I don't think making a racially charged joke makes you a racist, it just makes you dumb and somewhat insensitive." +"Haha, I remember that argument. I didn't remember it was you, nor did I need to. Opinions differ. Except the one about Fuck the Jets","Just lurking, but always happy to add a Fuck the Jets" +Ice calls a lawyer,YOU BETRAYED THE LAW! +"Really? Because it looks like you tried to make a similar analogy, failed, and now you're trying to cover your ass by saying it was intentional.",Seems like you saw wrong. +Did you just assume creeps' gender?,REEEEEEEEEE +lol NYT have lost the plot.,Now this is constructive criticism. +"Wild grapes. Those go by a number of names, I knew them colloquially as frost grapes. Just made a mess of jelly from mine, and started a batch of wine.",And I ALMOST taste tested them +Tony Romo eyeing Broncos as offseason destination,"trade romo for d. ware, see each other in the SB" +He sure whines a lot for someone who pretends to be a tough guy.,"As a narcissist, he just can't comprehend that he would legitimately lose at anything." +Junko's voice is awful,"Hey man, valley girl accents are *exactly* the way to make your villain more intimidating." +"I love Ninjas. They have no win condition whatsoever, but I love them anyways.",You sayin' Black Dragon Ninja's -1 banish effect isn't a wincon? +"In this case, the car *was* quite literally asking for it",I don't think you know what literally means... +Alla Berger,Praise Alla +"That looks bad, hopefully no damage. Have to see if the Citing officers catch that",Yeah can't lead with with your forearm like that. +We will commit war crimes? How is that good exactly?,"Cuz Muslims, bro" +My parents still swear up and down that I made a huge mistake buying a Tesla because my batteries will go bad in 2 years and then I'll be out of a car i can't even stand them anymore,"Sure, just like the battery in your gas car goes bad in 2 years." +"But first, give me your life savings *buys 600k beach house*",It's okay though because he deserves it +So this vigilante is basically Dexter,HIS name I should barrage +TIL You can boost yourself on this bike on Inferno to watch over short from pit,fnatic manger here +Sean Gares reply to Reginald.,I'm on n0things side +"How about we teach new players to buy beads instead of meditation? In the tutorial for smite, that is played by 90% of new players, who also choose Neith as their first god; the players are taught to buy med. Then they come to public matches (either joust, arena, conquest) and we see teams with 4meds, no second relic and then the guy that wants to be different and buys sprint.",Ninja tabi adc neith with med seems fine to me. +Izanami op? I usually play izanami and she seems a bit strong but i may be wrong what are your opinions on izanami?,Yeah just like thanatos and bellona +I was playing with some randoms and I noticed that the ern and the ritual circle in the pap room was not glowing maybe ee step or visual glitch,How did you get all the piece of the soul key and unlock the urn without anyone having found the second piece yet? +What's the TL;DR for 2016?,"There's Nazis everywhere, everyone's dead, and it's awful." +"nope, your with them. Threatening people with violence who dont agree with you. thats what liberals are all about.",Strawmen are what conservatives are all about. +Funny how the opposition complains about foreign fighters alongside Syrian Arab Army solders. The opposition has plenty of foreign fighters fighting along side them? Hypocrisy much?,"As a percentage of fighters, not even a close comparison" +ALONSO TO MERCEDES OR GTFO! THIS IS HIS LAST CHANCE FFS! BOTTAS THE BORING IS NEEDED TO BABYSIT STROLL AT WILLIAMS!,#BORING SEASON INCOMING +sponsor*,Thanks...was never a very good spellor. +How in the fuck is that a penalty.,"Roughing the Receiver, check the rule book" +"ah northern virgina, collectively the worst drivers in the world.",NC would like a word with you. +"Dak with his generic, routine 120+ passer rating.","Smh, wait till he plays a good defense" +sarcasm really doesn't translate well over the internet,Use +Oh shit I just did the exact same course for about 30min and the best I managed to get was 30500pts. Insanely fun course tho imo. It doesn't happen often in a game that I have to retry something for so long and not get annoyed by it.,That and the Solomon 5minute race :( +##SPACE,COMMUNISM +He is in the explorer hall in Ironforge towards the back. There is also a guild vendor in Stormwind. I think he is in the thieves quarter in the undercity with the guild vendor in the main area on a platform near the bankers in the center.,You are correct for undercity +The Failing New York Times predicts The_Donald will 'certainly run out of steam.' Anything else they predicted?,I'm 99% sure we'll run out of steam. +"if the cardinals win i hope i see the media as outraged as they are when we win off a refs call, smh",Even if they don't win I want outrage that call was terrible. +We didn't have this problem since we weren't allowed to eat with the members. It took time away from more productive activities like street contacting from dawn to dusk.,And then going back to your apartment to eat Ramen at the end of the day. +"Probably, jiu-jitsu is for bitches. Nothing tops wrestling",you dropped your +"Comic artist needed Non paid work, looking for a new partner At the moment I'am writing ideas for a comic, I will write up the scripts and send them to you and for you to draw up the comics and strips from the ideas you get Reason im asking is because I can not draw This is 100% my idea and i will hear ideas but i do need someone to work along side me I have been working on this for over a year now and need to get it done It is a High time comedy action drama (It is a stoner comic) Please contact me if interested",Sounds too good to pass-up! +There are some who call me tim,"Oh, hey Tim!" +"I think it's a safe bet that it won't be. Losing the only two d lineman who have played well consistently this season, our only good CB, our senior QB, best offensive player, and leader JRM isn't a recipe for improvement.","Yeah I agree, it's impossible to think that any other players could step up into some of those roles or develop into decent SEC players..." +Got to the end game and took over the world only to realize there are three unmet Civs with 0 score. Is this a bug?,Rule 5: With the whole world explored there are three civs I haven't met and they all have 0 score. +"The issue I'm having is why can't I turn off a feature that you would have only known existed if you watched all the content prior to launch. I mean hell, I thought the only pokemon difference was the legendaries, I had no idea about all the others (last Pokemon game I played to completion was silver :P which i've completed about 5 times)","But like, them putting it into the trailers is how they told you..." +He's like half our offense today and a touchdown return.,Does that mean 1/16 a salary? +If you are worried about electromagnetic waves then this is not the product for you. Only a tin hat can stop those waves and they aren't particularly comfortable in bed. If your light bulbs are continuously blowing then I would advise getting a qualified electrician to perform a test on your lighting circuits.,I thought tinfoil hats attracted the electro magnetic waves thereby making the problem worse... +Did you not read the entire post? I have a catheter right now & was in so much pain from getting put in last night that I physically couldn't bring myself to walk at that point in time.,Then how would you get to a gas station? +"That game isn't going to even any resume. They will be playing a team Ohio State already beat. The Ohio State vs *ichigan game will be a better resume builder than any conference championship game regardless of conference this year. Sorry, I just don't see it. I'm really looking forward to this sub going full meltdown mode when the committee puts Ohio State in the playoff when they are one of the 4 best teams in the country.",It will be delicious assuming everything goes right on saturday. +They're not sending you. Like everyone in the audience has not committed a crime and don't have problems.,Good strawman... +I've been telling you guys! Heart-attacks and diabetes are elaborate lies constructed by the bodyshaming shitlord doctors to keep you beautiful heavy princesses down!,"You're damn right, I just quit taking that unholy insulin these vicious doctors forced me to assimilate, and I'm doing just fine !" +Is he able to be secretary of state and ceo at the same time?,"no, but he's retiring soon due to exxon mobile mandatory retirement age at 65 so he won't be CEO anymore either way." +I was trying to look up some stuff about TSE. Let's play spot the difference.,**$161.77** Seems like a good deal to me. +Those are all soft gs,They gave get an example of one that breaks the rule? +I want to punch half our sub in the face right now. Our defense has given up 10 points. 10. Every other point is now garbage time. Brady has 4 touchdowns today playing without his number one and three receivers. We are fucking fine now shut up and enjoy the goat doing his work.,"Yeah but we're garbage, and going to get destroyed in the playoffs, and BB fucked up the team, and Blounts overrated." +GeT_RiGhT gets damaged by molotov bug,wasnt that supposed to be fixed? +Skol Vikings!,I don't think it's appropriate to be using a hate symbol. +Not sure how I haven't noticed this before.,So the fifth child is GF no matter what. +when peppy says it's made from 100% pp farm ingredients,SEISHUUUUUUN~~~~~ +"Wow. This is like an alternate universe of the she shouldn't abort, the whore should've kept her legs closed! spewers!","Yeah, clearly if you won't take care of a kid, don't CHOOSE to make one is totally like that." +Absolutely. Life gets better when you make bad things happen to them instead of waiting.,"Out here in Texusssss, we call that there justice." +Lost aj today... down 15... Bring me to the promise land Kelley,Yeah I need Kelley to outperform D Adams and D Hopkins by 2 +Per aspera ad astra,The state of Kansas would disagree. +Pla plate,Pla plate is styrene +30k is nothing to billionaires like Carlos Slim and Jeff Bezos. I don't believe for one minute that these Patreon bums aren't just alternative mouthpieces for the oligarchs.,"That sounds a little like socialism, and socialism is heresy here." +He's coming for the first amendment,We all know the only important amendment is the second one though. +Is that why subscriptions have been going up?,"Nah, the liberal media is just fudging the numbers to make it look that way" +That's all it took to become a lawyer in 1870? My,I'm really regretting my choice to live in this time. +The for may have been written as an afterthought.,"So, Lord Jesus is also President Trump?" +"My solar company had 100% positive reviews/feedback. We had a B+. Meanwhile, any muppet fart in town with 10 complaints against them could sport an A+ accredited plaque and rating because they spent the $280. Not a big fan of BBB.",Well yeah you just didn't put in that extra monetary effort to be an A+ business +good shit bro!,Haha thank you! +Which hero has been your favorite so far? For me it is probably croak or taya :),Taya! +How'd it come out with the soy sauce? Not a hot sauce fan?,"Sometimes I do soy sauce, sugar, sriracha sauce, and sesame oil(just a dash of each) in scrambled eggs for something different." +It's been talked about some and then someone will always point out that they have different color eyes.,Maybe I should've added +And they didn't play in 2007 when Kansas had their miracle 12-1 season.,Never heard of that season --- gee I'd sure have hated to play a miracle team in a bowl game +"Barry Davis on Twitter: Blue Jays officially add Danny Barnes, Ryan Tepera, Matt Dermody, Josh Thole, Devon Travis, Daltlon Pompey and Darrell Cecilianni to roster",I'm surprised Dominguez isn't coming up. +"No, I agree, I think he's a starter and has potential to be good. I just think he's nowhere near worthy of his market value.",Qbs don't grow on trees +Archer Quotes I'm working on some Archer hoop art. What are your favorite short quotes?,AIRBOOAAT +*Stefan,Stefan Karl Stefansson +Watercolor 10x14 Reflections of a Florida Wetland.,That is amazing. +"When kids do dumb shit that I learned to stop doing decades ago. They're acting like they're 15 years old. ... then I realize, they *are* 15 years old.","Don't worry, you can just warn them and appeal to their sense of reason to prevent them from making the same mistakes you made." +"If you could choose any player in the world that still currently plays, and clone 10 more of them for the rest of your team, who would you choose? ...with the assumption you are trying to be successful against Europe's elite teams. I'd say Pogba. Discuss!",Lord Bendtner himself. +"So; first the pro-people ridicule the Anti-voters by saying lol it isn't even about EU-membership. Now the news comes out and everyone starts saying: of course it's about membership, what did you expect?.",Source or it didn't happen. +Who cares dude its a regular season game.,"Warriors fans should value regular season games, it's all you've got" +Omg that's creepy af what is the Beatle going to do with him?,Roll him into a poop ball? +"This guy is such a stooge, I really cannot believe this idiot managed to convince a nation to give him this power- this is the stuff that will be topics in classrooms in a hundred years",If we still have a liveable planet in a hundred years. +"All men are rapists and deserve to be shot. All blacks are criminals and deserve to be imprisoned. All jews are traitors and deserve to be gassed. 2/3 will get you publically stigmatised, one is common knowledge. Sound.","It's the all blacks one, right?" +"In Soviet America, country poops on you.",r/youseecomrade +The Ryuko skin on the Ump is terribly messed up,I don't see the issue. +"FPS stays the same at Very High and Very Low? I'm in need of some fps help on League, I just bought a new computer and it's pretty solid (R9 290X), and on Very high I get 200-250 frames, but when I stream my frames start to lag even though I stay at around 160~ fps. But even when I move some of the settings down, my frames don't go up or down. They just stay generally the same as they were on the other tiers of graphics, which seems quite strange. Of course my FPS is on uncapped, and so i should be getting a hell of a lot more FPS than 250 even on very high. Does anyone have any idea what the issue might be? Or how to help improve it?",try minimizing obs +"Is it just me, or is the cigar in 'his' mouth backwards?",This was bothering the hell out of me +"Healthy tip: whenever you meet an overleveled RG, start muting emotes","Good idea, but I'd rather let them see my emotions!" +PSA: Delay after pressing home button fix,Also double click to open camera +This. Electricity is fun and strange like that.,fun and Strange is not normally what I like to encounter when dealing with power supplies. +True. But the mods are very much on side of teklliong people not to ask where julian is. The mods are very much on the everything is okay side. They have banned up to 50 people just for asking where is julian?,Source of all 50 bans? +Ground Forces earnings need to re balanced.,"Indeed, they're too high, you might get the next vehicle in a year." +Yeah you win a divorce down the line. It's not ok to make decisions like that on your own. It's even worse to ignore the opinion of your partner about that decision. They might be able to talk through it and eventually get a dog but the dumbest thing to do in such a situation is force your partner into something like this. And I'm saying that even though I would be very sad if my partner never wanted a dog.,It seems like he's forcing his partner to not have a dog then. +Germany preparing plans to bail out Deutsche Bank,"I thought bail-outs were not allowed any more, and had to be bail-ins?" +Vegans.,who cares? +Plague Bearers (Concept Skin),"Come on, make it series of skins, this is such a great concept, love the art <3" +"It's been 84 years... (love letter) It is me. I have been gone for 84 years (approximately 5 months) But I am back. Battleborn was my game, my favorite game, for the time. I played the game non stop since the release, I've been through the good the bad and the ugly. I played the shit out of Battleborn and it never got old or soured the experience for me. Getting platinum trophy for PS4, and getting to level 100 within about 3 weeks after launch. I stayed with the game, while my friends left. I met new friends in which I played with. I created a YT channel for battleborn. But then I moved. 5 months ago. And where I moved, I didn't have internet (and still dont) which meant I couldn't play Battleborn. And I haven't played it since then. Until yesterday, when I played it for the first time since I moved. It was such a joyous experience. There was so much new content I was hyped all over again. Kid Ultra, who in my opinion is very to play as, and only midly cringy. And the OP missions, oh boy. Those are the kind of missions we should have had in the beginning. I can tell the Devs listened to the community and gave us what we wanted. The dialogue is so AMAZING, it's new, it's funny, it's soooo entertaining. And the addition of new characters is great too. Not to mention OP points were such a good idea, and a step in the right direction. The new game mode face-off seems awesome, although I haven't gotten the chance to play it, because I can't find it in the public matches. And the playlist, bird hunt, is a good deal of fun too. So, I'm having a blast with the game and I'm falling in love with it all over again. And I hope more people can have as good a time as I am having. Peace ~",84 years and still no new legendaries +Is it somewhat long exposure?,Probably about 20 seconds based off of the length of the Star trails. +Demonetization: Kerala govt to accept old notes for payment of state taxes,I think Bbmp Bangalore doing same. +A Donald Trump Trade War With China Would Hurt America: Experts,Noooooooooo +"Dear Reddit, how many of you begin to type responses to a thread, only to delete everything you said and move on? Why?","I often feel like people won't appreciate or care about my contribution, so why post it?" +Love how he looks back at his kid with a huge smile. This was pretty anti-climactic but in the best way possible.,Man I'd be crying if that was my dad that kid shower no respect for the business +"Aaron Rodgers over the 4-game losing streak: 111/173 for 1270 yards, 12 TDs, 3 INTs, 102.0 passer rating.",Looking forward to hearing how this is all Rodgers' fault this week. +All those people with 2-3 jobs just really LIKE those jobs and the way it makes them FEEL!,Why don't they just borrow some money and start a business instead? +"Books that take place in academies? Or about an apprentice? I'm looking for books that take place in academies or with extensive training-montage. I have already read the usual suspects: kkc, hp, earthsea cycle, ranger's apprentice, assassin's apprentice, mother of learning, bloodsong, the black prism, everything by sanderson, black magician, red rising, revenge of the witch. I didn't like the magician by grossman. And I'm not interested in indie books. Suggestions? Basically anything with an apprentice of sorts lol",Nevernight - Jay Kristoff +Sales pitch for my dragon short sword design,"Sorry, Oye_IVs, but yours will have to win by 75% on the straw poll to be implemented into the game" +Jungling with a toxic midlaner be like,I raughed. +Seeing People Like This Makes Me Want to Cry,I wonder how he managed to equip an item. +What is very dangerous and can attack at anytime?,indifference +"Yeah, it gets a bit ridiculous when he does things like draw his gun and shoot the 5 people surrounding him in the head. At some point there needs to be a limit to what Wick can do. He should really be using cover as much as possible to avoid being surrounded. The legendary samurai Miyamoto Musashi was said to have defeated an entire sword school (bullshit, most likely) by constantly maneuvering so that he couldn't be surrounded. Wick should be doing the same, as it doesn't really matter how good you are if the enemy can suppress and flank.","Yes, Miyamoto Musashi, I love that guy" +"Well, Sonic 2017 isnt a rumor, it was confirmed...",And the new Mario game? +I think people believe 24 is magic and does not have intrinsic limitations that framing and editing get around.,Human eye can only see 20fps! +"There are talks about building tracks from Rovaniemi in Finland to Kirkenes in Norway. Finland is very positive to this, while our government doesn't seem to be interested in this at all. I wish I was at least a little bit surprised, but I'm not.","Rovaniemi is a pretty boring place though, so I get why the Kirkenes people aren't interested." +Yuragi-sou no Yuuna-san ch 40,Kogarashi is the harem MC we deserve +Twitter kills Vine three years after launch,"It's over, it's finally over with shitty vine videos in YouTube compilations!" +"People seem to have a real problem separating opinion from analysis and that's where all these ridiculous blanket statement of circlejerking come from. Life is Strange is great but it has issues that can stop people from being engaged. Sometimes games, films or whatever just have flat out different priorities than you. For example, LiS has some terrible dialog in the first few episodes but the underlyong subtext and narrative has a consistent focus and balance between plot, characters, theme and message all throughout. What i see here when people describe writing is ALL of this different shit lumped in together like it's one thing, these people obviously don't care about or value it so i don't get sometimes why they're attempting to objectively evaluate a game whilst objectively ignoring integral pieces of the product that are integral to its operation. Above, the writing is stated to be bad yet only the dialog is commented on. Again, this seems to be a misunderstanding between personal perspective and evaluation and sadly doesn't actually provide specifics in what was actually wrong. Considering the lack of focus and logic in this post, i'm not sure how unrealistic the circlejerk is for this game. Quality isn't always about how many people actually get it otherwise 2001 would widely be known as the worst film of all time. Why is 2001 a classic when so few understand, enjoy or are even interested in it? It's because sometimes the quantity of people saying something often doesn't measure up to the quality of a few. I know the onternet and reddit seems to think might is right and numbers can back up any lump of nonsense you might think but when you're talking about creative work, the quality of discussion wins.",what did i just read +Lol so funny!!!!,"Because, you know: 2020 will also be Hillary vs Trump" +Proof or its fake news The guy works for MSNBC FFS.,i saw it happen! +"yeah, but it's red though",That's the colour that Hindus' use the majority of the time. +All pet drops compilation (for IFB),This is fantastic - well done! +The Electoral College Was Meant to Stop Men Like Trump From Being President,"Apparently, it's also meant to stop people like Hillary from getting office too; so the point is moot." +"I recently went to Haldwani, Uttarakhand. Guess what murdered this otherwise perfect landscape photo??",The guy shitting in the foreground? +34 nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,33 nooooooo +"Be Ye Filled And one of you say unto them, 'Depart in peace, be ye warmed and filled; notwithstanding ye give them not those [answers] which are needful to the [intellect]; what doth it profit? (James 2:16, likened to ourselves). Honest investigators hungering, indeed starving for answers are met with none. Would you tell a starving person to Just pray about it, be filled and warmed by the peace of the burning bosom? Yet that is the Church's answer for world spiritual hunger.",It's because they are not the elect. +How To Get A Girl You Don't Know To Live With You 101,Maybe he was talking about his couch...the couch you would be sleeping on if you came to live with him? +Who knew 'I like being hit in the balls' was a standard greeting these days?,Because presenting your fetish within your introductory message is totally appropriate and will get you tons of action. +"As a Canadian, I'm right disgruntled about this. Some of us have to work at 10:30 am on a Thursday god damn it.",I thought you were going to be mad about the crown of the north going to an American team. +Me irl,I always upvote Drake and Josh. +Jaywalk when there are no cars.,"Go to Ann Arbor, where it's apparently socially acceptable to jaywalk even when there are cars!" +Protesting does nothing anyway? Sounds like someone doesn't know much about American History.,"Right, because protests that had hundreds of thousands to millions of people involved are the same as the current protest of 20,000 pissed off college students nation wide" +"That's what happens when people stop trusting what you are reporting, they want to see actual evidence.",Sources in the intelligence community tend to not want to be named. +Good to see someone hasn't succumbed to the Mormon cult. Seen in the heart of Utah,I'm surprised they haven't been keyed yet. +inb4 ''because of brexit comments'',"of course its because of Brexit, they ruined their economy blah blah blah" +"My car looks completely stock with the hood closed, I have different tires and brake rotors but nothing else immediately apparent. I've got forged internals, cams, sleeved block, GTX3076R and an EWG under the hood though :)","I've got forged and balanced internals, but sleeved block... That's getting it done right there!" +Maybe other places should have more privacy rather than BYU have less. All I'm saying is the press has a way of misrepresenting and inflaming situations. It is almost as bad as the TSCC in regards to its value as a source of unbiased truth.,Hehehe true 'nuf. +Poll: Hillary Clinton receives higher post-election grades than Donald Trump,I'm sure the CBS polls are real this time +"21, lonely and living off of government handouts. Do your worst.","You didn't have to give the descriptions of yourself in the title, we can tell just by looking at you" +He's better and more consistent than Colin Miller and Joe morrow.,I agree on Miller +"Dear god, I just googled that. Australia is crazy.",As opposed to a Tarantula? +Healthy people make healthy workers make healthy economy,But muh bootstraps +That described me as a fan when this all started. Past tense because the longer it has gone I've not been that way and now I just want us to win,I thought I had put that mindset behind me too but with Dak struggling it's creeping back. +In places with high crime.,What an odd coincidence +Pro choice to murder of course.,But it's just a clump of cells! +"I'm deprived, I can only afford $6030/month.","I feel like at that point it'd be worth it to live in dogpatch or somewhere similar, uber everywhere, and save up money for a down-payment on a place." +Try to out my gay bros and broettas,Yeah fuck them they should stay in the closet! +"Viper unique dagger - Knife of Shadows duel wield? Can anyone confirm that you can/can not duel wield Knife of Shadows? It is a very easy farm from Fungal Grotto 2 , and I am able to duel wield a CP 160 version and a CP 140 version. However some told me it is unique and you can not duel wield two CP 160 version. Can anyone confirm?","If it says (Unique) by (Bound) up at the top of the item frame then, IIRC, no, you cannot get a second one." +wait... so any package that is small doesn't go through customs?,OP is mistaken. +I know the OP must be getting so many free kills when he should be dead.,it was actually my lagswitch you cought me +I'm curious what you think about the claim of Clinton shills targeting Reddit.,r/politics was shut down from daily 2000 comment top posts to 200 by Putin +"Needs less cider and more cheap, awful beer. Then you encapsulate a Minnesota college student",UK tho brah they live on cheap cider. +She should be prosecuted. Doesn't look like she's into hygiene.,"If she were pretty, that would make things different" +Women.,But women only like chads! +"Well we all know this was Obama, Clinton and the democrats. Definitely not the guy calling immigrants rapists and bragging about sexually assaulting women. Couldn't be his divisive rhetoric or policies. Must have been the damn liberals.",Darn those minorities and their identity politics! +"OK,Alan Rickman and Robin williams were probably the best thing about the film",Racists +Pence says it's official: Trump to prioritize Obamacare repeal,Here's hoping he wants to replace it with single-payer. +Cyber Monday 5.56/.223 ammo deals???,Just buy a Gundam +Primary Arms Cyber-Monday Sale is live | shows Pre-Black Friday and Black Friday Sales too.,Still disappointing for me :( +Man solving a problem,This is why women get paid 70% +"Gee thanks for schooling us, white person.",Is it just me or is allyship akin to be forced into submission? +But...but I like my Grandma.,I thought it was Obama who was responsible for the death squads +Your last comment is the slogan for your company. What are you selling?,Haha dangly parts I....I'm not quite sure. +Mine: TellMyWifiLoveHer,Neutral Planet version: TellMyWifiHello +"not too bad, no riots on the streets",I think you dropped this: +friendly,Player Voltron players aren't people. +Shithead Steve Blake kicked my dog.,Steve Blake licked my dog +The Big East has three teams in the top 12. Are we a power conference yet??,Well we're not on ESPN so obviously the answer is no +"And eventually, Doritos/buff mom, then the ruby moms, diamond moms... Surprised to not see dad mom however.",Buff mom is in a cage in the image. +Drexel student charged with reckless endangerment over drone shenanigans,How did they catch this guy? +"uh, like, you know, uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh Holy fuck, that was the most irritating part for me. Learn to talk ass wipe. Going to a 60k+ college and can't even speak.","He's a voice of the minorities, that's why he's an idiot." +"Blacked out for the first time in 15 years. Amazing! Haven't blacked out since Gold against Whitney, last night my team got completely obliterated. First fight with Guzma. Thought it was going to be one of those OARS cutscene pushover fights. Right off the bat his Golisopod KOed my Kadabra with First Impression. then Ariados Fell Stinger wipe. Absolutely brutal, and so awesome! Loving the ramp up in difficulty this time around!",Get gud +"Toucannon is an in-game godsend, if you teach it Flame Charge and Brick Break it can single-handedly 1 or 2 hit KO several of the totems.","Toucannon is the only Pokemon I didn't give a Hawaiian name to, I instead named him captain clutch as the amount of times he's come in clutch for me is through the roof" +I'd love to join too!,"Everyone is welcome, unless your parents are gay" +"Marin County, is that by Half Moon Bay?","It's just across the Golden Gate Bridge from SF, so like an hour north of Half Moon Bay without much traffic." +...because the german KV2 is better than that thing,"But this is native German steel and cannon, so therefore superior to inferior, subhuman-made, bolshevik tin car with cap gun." +"1000% disagree with your politics, but have an upvote for civility and political activeness. Both sides need more of both.",Their candidate isn't civil! +Was Sherman right all along?,Clearly should be cut +"Don't ask for advice on what to do, then immediately respond to it with 'thanks but that won't work because I'm shit'. In that case, don't ask. Either talk to the girl or don't, dude. What happens if (when) she says no? You just gonna drop dead?",Yall make some good points. +"Digital Homicide Drops $18 Million Lawsuit Against Steam Users, Says Their Company's Been 'Destroyed'","Yep, welcome to the free market dickheads." +I feel like welccome to the jungle is the official nba tip off song.,TD Jungle. +"Boby, Mahasiswa UI yang Tolak Ahok Menyesal Tandatangani Surat Minta Maaf | Karena saya merasa bangga memakai almamater UI dan saya sebagai mahasiswa UI. Tapi saya bukan mengatasnamakan UI. Karena saya dengan jelas saya adalah aktivis. Dan saya pahami itu baik, baik juga untuk UI,","one word, SUKURIIINNN!!!" +Urine the dog house now!,Must've really pissed her off. +Houston Texans (6-3) vs Oakland Raiders (7-2) ESPN or CW39,fuck that +At least there weren't any explosions.,Yet... +New Kit: GRANDE,Back of the kit is a bright red FYI +"Not exactly married names, but if I marry my boyfriend my initials will be MMO, which is funny because we're both into gaming, especially online. And my monogram will be MOM, which is funny and symmetrical!","And if you turn your monogram upside down, it will be WOW, which, ironically, is also a MMO." +"If you saw a man bend over and his underwear was showing and it was women's underwear what would you think? Do you find that odd, gross, disturbing, etc? Is it acceptable for a man to do this?",I'd probably think about his penis. +"id say fire trap, freezing pulse (if he still gets it) being second.",Thanks! +But it doesn't say the branches can't be used to find more clues. People are forgetting that we may need even a maxed account to find out hints or clues to the final area. Just because a level 3 can obtain the helm doesn't mean that higher requirements are there to obtain clues for it.,An ironman can complete it within 30 minutes sooo +Why does Trump want to work with the greatest enemy of our closest ally?,Argentina is enemies with Russia? +Boeing CEO vows to build new Air Force One for less after Trump complaints,Will it still produce chem trails? +"Suggestion for Tether Basically, tether as a super has a really bad tendency to not be usable unless you're miles out in the open or stationary.. This makes using it in regular gameplay difficult and forces the nightstalker to jump into enemy lines of sight while firing the tether to avoid hitting scenery. The reason for this is first that the tether has a relatively large hitbox and second because there is an insane amount of slide that cannot be backed out of once in the super... Trying to tether round a doorway or through a reasonable sized gap against competent opponents is a ridiculously difficult task and I do not believe this should be the case. So, onto the suggestion: The way to stop this is simple.. Make the tether animation slide much less or lock you in place when used, allowing you to place the tether more consistently and removing the feel-bad moments of it sticking to a (parallel) wall on your left as it slides 2m left into it.",But then people can't use quiver to glitch out of the map and see areas you aren't supposed to! +Seeing body parts fly and blood splatter is joy. Are you interested?,"I'm on PS4 :( Finished my 3rd playthrough yesterday with both expansions, actually a bit fed-up now.." +Who has the worst offensive line right now?,"The texans, they can't even get a first down on two attempts in crunch time, please" +My students really know how to make me laugh,Not even fake +Can't help but feel like I've seen you before Cassandra....,"Oh my goodness, it's Sarah Palin!" +"Seems like a good time to point this out. Chandler mentions in this clip that he wasn't sure to go for the suplex because of how much energy it takes and because it's hard to KO people with. The suplexes most likely KO or seriously damage people are the ones at a drastic angle, such that you turn your hips even more and spike people on their head or shoulder. You need some horsepower to pull these off (Randleman on Fedor), but stellar technique will get you a long way (Khabilov vs. Pinchel). Compare those examples to Chandler's or when Dominic Cruz suplexed Mighty Mouse and you can see the difference.","Yeah, and most suplex technique guys learn in the US is about scoring points wrestling and staying in control, not spiking and koing people" +Should You Review Requirements and Design Documents?,"No, once it is written it is the law and can never be changed" +"You know that mattes and in screen comps with glass plates used to be used in shots like that... changing a sky, adding a mountain, removng a farm house etc.","sure, but this seems like they changed everything except the fact that there is some dry grass" +Doing business with foreign interests through your own dynastic family is kind of the exact thing the founding fathers had in mind when they created checks and balances.,"Oh yes, let's look to the slave owning, genocidal, classist, and wealthy founding fathers to save us from Trump." +Get rid of those corporate-owned politicians and just let corporate bosses run the government directly!,"See, Trump is already doing everything he can do to streamline the government and make it more efficient." +Dark souls 3 wasn't nominated. Inside was in its place.,What the fuck +Let me introduce: The douchebags!,"I am very hot Obviously he's a keeper, OP" +You don't see the big red circle in the middle of the white on the shotgun?,"Nah mate I don't see shit, can you point it out again?" +'Huge concern' as teen moped crime in London rises - BBC News,Bloody mod revivalists. +Someone made an argument to me today about the electoral college that I'm pretty sure isn't true. Can you guys help me out here?,This supports my belief that people who type without appropriate punctuation are abominations. +This is not a cosplay sub.,OK bruh +I drew the Master Chief,Haha his namw is MASTER CHEF +"If the alternative is punishing the child, than yeah, it's tough but that's the call we have to make. Those babies that are financially aborted are going to be born anyway, and will suffer as a result. (Alternatively, some of the mothers may abort the child. But if they are pressured into aborting a child they would like to carry to term for financial reasons, well, that's just tragic).",I think forcing a person who does not love the child to support and raise him is immoral and abuse of the child. +"Dude, tell me about it.",Fucking communists +What a great atmosphere you created in this place! Would love to have a closer look at the art on your walls.,I second this. +A few cities and towns in comparison to each other,al-Bab is bigger than Idlib? +No Match of the Day today? It's still omnipotence. I swear it updates by now.,Shutupshutupshutup +Is there a collective Fuck AU in all of this?,What's AU ? +"Burenama (Niconico live) at 11/28 21:00 JST There will be an interactive quiz consists of 30 questions, for each question answered right, all players will get 1 gem",What movie script should I read this time? +Finally rejoined the Master race with my latest upgrade,You may even see a performance increase! +Not if all you have is I SEENT IT,Well there goes my plan +"Redditors, what can you openly admit you suck at doing?",Sarcasm +Kejru a new low caste chamar has a new low caste chamar has a new low caste chamar has a new low caste chamar has a new low caste chamar has a new low caste chamar has a new low caste chamar has a new low caste chamar has a new low caste chamar has a new low caste chamar has a new low caste chamar has a new low caste chamar has a new low caste chamar has a new low caste chamar has a new low caste chamar has a new low caste chamar has a new,O.o Point noted. +Not if they're contractors.,We aren't contractors. +Mario Maker for 3DS Confirmed! Launches 12/2!,"I know this will never happen, but I seriously wish we could get a PC version" +It won't not be invalid once robots discover a cure for Alzheimer's.,"Yes, because robots make the science these days." +"Bari, preso il fratellastro di Antonio Cassano: i vicini in strada per impedire l'arresto","Ma come, la mafia non esiste" +Trump aide: No plan to pursue charges against Clinton,He is so gracious to not try to jail his political opponents! +Stardew Valley wins PC Gamer's _Spirit of the PC 2016_ award.,"Next up, some steam awards!" +What the fuck is wrong with you?,look at your downvotes and go back to the islamic apologist shithole you came from +you can still jump in no one's stopping you,Actually they'll probably have police on horses like usual but this year they'll actually stop you. +MY TEORY IZ DAT CHEECUH IZ RLY BENG CONTRELLD BAI CUPKAIK DUN HAIT,"Actually, the cupcake being where all of Chica's logic gates and stuff are is an awful idea." +Then they should have hid the fact that they were gay until they had enough saved up to support themselves. Sorry but that was your chance and you blew it by not preparing.,Oh god please say you forgot the +"Corey Kluber can be traced back to a guy the Indians drafted in 1977: (most trades include other players or teams, I'm just including the guys who are relevant to the lineage) 2010: Kluber acquired from Padres for Jake Westbrook 2000: Jake Westbrook acquired from Yankees for David Justice 1997: David Justice acquired from Braves for Kenny Lofton 1991: Kenny Lofton acquired from Astros for Willie Blair 1990: Willie Blair acquired from Blue Jays for Alex Sanchez 1990: Alex Sanchez acquired from Blue Jays for Bud Black 1988: Bud Black acquired from Royals for Pat Tabler 1983: Pat Tabler acquired from White Sox for Jerry Dybzinski 1977: Jerry Dybzinski drafted in 15th round of amateur draft","Our boy Pat Tabler playing the long con, clearly a double agent working with the Indians to sabotage the Jays" +You cannot achieve true greatness until you acknowledge the power of real estate.,Well someone voted Trump +"Edmonton is a barren, ugly, frozen wasteland of a shithole. There are only 2 kinds of people living in Edmonton. Those too poor to leave, and those too stupid to.",Hey hey we got silver balls and a dope ass mall +People who voted for Trump don't know what menopause is.,People who voted for Trump don't know what menop- EW GROSS I DONT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THAT +"you dont, soon this will be on every server ...",Such good game design... +"Cop here. Sorry bud, I'm just making sure you're not dead / drove off the road and need a tow.",Well if he's dead he doesn't need your help now does he? +"Favorite Mods? Hello, I have recently been compiling a modpack, and have a qute solid set, but I would also like to know what some skins, CSS, SSS, stages and music tracks were favorited on this subreddit. Also, are there any tools to help the modding process besides Meteor Skin Library and Sm4sh Explorer? Thanks!",u/darderp +He just met with Kanye at Trump Tower actually lol,Need a bigger building to hold those two egos. +This towel doesn't really look like it's having a great time,Well... its not a square... so it should have some fun. +4 major sports teams*,Do the lions really count +Cows are like dogs in many respects.,And I'm black. +"Hey, maybe these former pickpockets did track every victim. They stole their wallets after all. You can't unprove it.",Yea the happens all the time. +Seriously a fucking Range Rover,They deserve this +"If he lets you off the bus when it's not pulled over at a bus stop, he can be disciplined. If he lets you off the bus when it's not pulled over at a bus stop, and something goes wrong (e.g. you trip getting off and twist your ankle, or get hit by a cyclist or something) he will lose his job. If a passenger is physically **or verbally** abusive, he is perfectly entitled to request assistance, which is what he is doing when he activates the emergency alarm. He doesn't come to work to be sworn at. So you might think he's just sitting here being an annoying jobsworth, but he's only following company regulations. Don't be the obnoxious cunt who shouts and rants at the bus driver, if you need to shout and rant then do so at TfL.",They can let you off the front if they feel it's safe but it is there absolute discretion. +What happened with women being attracted to confident gentlemen like in the old days? Is it cause there are no gentlemen or have women changed?,Neckbeards come get ya boi +It's official. Bruce Arena is USMNT coach,What're the odds he's only around for WC qualifying and we hire someone more long term before Russia? +A slice of pizza fell out of the sky and hit me on the head.,Were you at a Red Sox game when this happened? +President Trump Could Spell the End of Net Neutrality,Trump will finally shut down the internet and put a permanent end to all those spooky emails. +Marco Italian Ice Belinelli is shooting a career high 48% (24/50) from 3 this season,Nah we totally should have kept the 22nd pick +"That doesn't even make sense, removing the K-word does not equate to censorship. there are many ways to express oneself without it.",But it does since the bill isn't limited to that one word. +LeBron James sent shoes and championship shirts to a high school girls basketball team in my hometown to congratulate them on their 2016 state title.,*You have +"Yeah, this is just a hurtful label without a shred of - ... Wait. What? There's actual anti-Semitism that Bannon has spewed, frequently and for years? Hrm. Carry on, then.",Calling Nazis 'anti-Semites' is why Hitler got elected +"For fuck's sake, NO. The Ancient Greeks split love up into four different words. Making a sex joke just ruins the beautiful simplicity of their system. Eros was physical love, romantic love or lust. storge was family love, parent to child or sibling to sibling philia was the love between friends Agape was the love of God, or the 'self-emptying', complete, overwhelming unconditional love END OF AMBIGUITY.",What category would love for a pet fall into? +"Under new law, UK could force ISPs to block Reddit","Well guys, I guess we we'll have to take off all the porn and offensive materials on Reddit." +Is there a bird associated with communism?,How about that Bernie sanders bird? +"After surviving a shark attack, and an active shooter at work in 2016..",Don't jinx it +Humans can give consent. Same as breast milk. Veganism is about exploitation.,"I'm joking, I must have forgot my" +The thing says drink but it's a bowl without a bottom...?,Perhaps it should say drunk +Most philosophers didn't,Most philosophers don't work +"God is God of prostitutes too, but I wouldn't go setting up a Nativity scene depicting Mary as one.","The difference, however, is that they are both very, *very* different things." +It's a privilege to be educated on social justice by glorious poc for free and be told they are evil since birth!,"If you're so sad about being told you're evil from birth why not just spend less time looking at parodies on TumblrInAction and go into the real world where white people go to better schools, grow up in better areas, and get better healthcare." +"Logically, it seems like almost a certainty that we're not alone. There are clearly many other planets in the universe, and it's hard to believe we're unique. Factually, we have no evidence that suggests that life exists anywhere outside our planet. Until there is actual *concrete* evidence, then talking about aliens is crazy.",Have you read the Bible? +Azpilicueta great goal against Leicester City (2-2),"Couldn't do that from left back now could he, conte take note please." +How to win at Overwatch: 1) Get really good with an underpowered character. 2) Wait for the buff.,I was carrying games as Dva *before* she was good! +Half Life 3 - Vortigaunts' Beast - Amazing Looking,Looks like a Race X shock trooper and a vortigaunt had a baby. +Urban America is America. We make up the VAST majority of the population.,"No no no, you city folk aren't *real* Americans..." +Red meat on Christmas... I like you.,Serious question is there any other kind of meat for Christmas ? +I think his experience as a general Defintely makes him qualified,Also served in the Virginia House of Burgesses and chaired the Constitutional Convention. +Red Bicycle in Germantown,and on Nolensville Pike +"Pay me $185,000 to go on vacation, and I'll cheer disabled people up with the photos I bring back!",Quit being an Asshole Andy +Not this bullshit again. Even Jesus wasn't born on December 25th for fucks sake. The celebration of his birth was moved in the 4th century after the Roman Empire became officialy Christian.,"You could've just said, jesus wasn't born LOL" +Saw a Car on Fire on my Commute Home,Samsung Strikes again +I'm literally getting rid of NHL if Matthews doesn't get one.,Fingers crossed he doesn't. +Emm.. such as buying a million adapters?,"Now come on guys, you KNOW this one is actually better than PC." +Wat een geweldig idee voor een verbod dat pak 'm beet effect heeft op 20 mensen. De dames waar dit over gaat zullen in de toekomst vast hun boerka netjes af doen in plaatst van dat ze nog minder redenen zien om naar buiten te gaan en contact te maken met de Nederlandse samenleving. Daar zal vast niks negatiefs uit komen.,psssshh wat is ook het nut van naar het ziekenhuis gaan? +Is that a Logitech-made puck [removed: house] mouse or another company? I've found that my blue logitech puck mouse works way better than the tangerine one from a different manufacturer.,"Nope, it's actually the mouse that came with my B+W G3 on a loan for the moment." +Clearly ~~staged~~ quick play. I got you fam.,"Sorry, I forgot the" +"Well, that, or someone with a lot of accounts is upvoting this proof of life/CGI psy-op, while downvoting threads pointing out that it's all designed to discredit Wikileaks. But what do I know. I'm just a shill.",Obvious shill right here folks. +But I never forget to Beflossum,After you see the dentist he'll Raichu a prescription +Favourite musician? Or person? Songwriter? Best looking? I can't answer a question that vague,"Well best looking isn't really a question, as the answer will always be Mason with that fabulous mustache and hair." +I live in the middle of a god damn cornfield,Iowa +how unamerican,"Yeah, what could be more American than forcing others to adopt whatever speech you demand of them." +And yet none of you fucks turned him in. Obviously the thin blue line is in full effect.,You dropped this: +"It's been 16 matches since my last Battlepack! WTF! I got my last battle back 5 days ago. I wanted to count how many matches in between each Battlepack to see if there was a pattern on the drop rates. I have played every day up to 3 hours a day. I have had 16 matches since my last Battlepack drop while playing a mix of Operations and conquest. Seriously, what the fuck? Is anyone else having the same drop rates. I feel like they have got worse since the last update. P.S I play on Xbox One",They want you to purchase **all new battlfest** battlepacks with $$ +"Got ulted by Syndra and lived, AMA. No but for real pls nerf her, I'm tired of putting effort into dodging abilities only to get instagibbed by a 45 second cool down point and click ability.",What further nerfs to Anivia do we need? +"YEAH! I'll be hopping around mostly the cities, are you close?","I'm usually in Sydney, so yeah :)" +I've actually never watched that show.,Drop your watch and do everything now +Yeah let's get this echo chamber really walled up,"Nah, lets open it up and post only reliable articles, like those on Daily Stormer." +"I don't really like that new ships though, sounds a little bad, depends on how much it can take, how far it goes and how fast it moves idk","1000hp (half a Rein shield), travels the same speed that Symmetra walks, and it explodes when the center piece projecting the shield hits a wall or other object." +Having a garage sale and I found this in my old stuff,What should I do with it? +The 737 model looks very nice.,I'm guessing the FMC isn't functional with LNAV/VNAV etc? +white tiger should do,r/miketyson is leaking +Yes. Like the convenience store is a front. Maybe have other things to that are fronts like clothing stores etc but they all lead to your secret base where you do illegal shit.,What kinds of illegal things? +PSA: Farm 9 UR crossover gokus for 15th WT STR Goku,"Sry fam I don't grind to get my SSR, I buy them" +"The Maze quest It's finally been established that: * The maze is an internal journey for the hosts to uncover, an evolution of the original pyramid model, an inner path meant to represent a host's journey towards consciousness. * The maze is meant *exclusively* for hosts, like it was repeatedly stated out to the MiB, who saw it as a way to find Arnold's true legacy and the true meaning of Westworld. * Access to the maze, that is the beginning of this personal journey, can be sparked through various means; in the show specifically hosts start to develop consciousness after the reveries update and thanks to Arnold's bicameral system speaking to them. This leaves a couple of questions open (or flatout unanswered): First of all, hints like the one Lawrence's daughter gives to MiB seem to be pointless. There's no reason why they would be there, because there is no physical quest to complete here. In fact, the girl tells MiB the maze is not for him, but proceeds to guide him to the blood arroyo. Exactly why this hint was coded into her and why it was unlocked through MiB killing her mother are obscure points. Even the way she goes out of character to say it with an emotionless stare: if we're assuming Arnold coded this, could he really have meant this for hosts going through the maze? To what end? Also, as far as the bicameral system is concerned, we know that Arnold is acting from beyond the grave in changing the hosts' prime directive and guiding them, basically thanks to bits of sophisticated code he programmed into them. One most notable example of this is Dolores's constant hearing his voice, telling her to remember or find him, which seem very basic commands. Though when Dolores is with Rebus in the barn, she hears Arnold's voice tell her to kill him: do you think Arnold could have had such foresight in predicting that particular scenario and coding that type of command? Or was Dolores at that point already self-conscious enough to sort of re-imagine Arnold's words and simply interpret his coded commands as stop being the damsel in distress, do your own thing, kill this man and save yourself? What do you guys think?","That was a bit of the whole point, it was her own voice ..." +"Without naming the location, where do you live?",Kanye just blew up here. +Cant wait to see them go against eachother in this universe!,This looks so good. +After action report of last nights Revelations round pushing!,Nice! +"That's in London ain't it? And ouch, looks kinda painful but I was waiting for that",*innit +JP,LAS +You can teach sex ed to girls dont mean shit when their dads are raping them. I think its a different type of problem you all have,Latin America has a huge patriarchal problem. +"Live by the 3, die by the 3.",Well this isn't totally applicable since Fort Wayne had no fucking idea what they were doing against the zone and have been jacking 3's since the 10 minute mark to no avail +Smart move. Catanzaro is expendable and Gano has a great situation this week and next.,Considering dropping Vinatieri for Gano. +The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.,Well that settles it Indiana Jones caused the Holocaust +Sounds interesting but redditor since 12 mins. I'll pass. Good luck tho.,Sounds legit to me! +"I remember the last time Romania was controlled by the Turkish muslims. Fire up the fields, salt mines, and galleys. Hide all your 5 year olds and you better not be caught riding a horse in front of Turks.",What's the point of this comment? +Well that is if you consider a massacre that is not a genocide a good thing.,As many Cherokee died in the trial of tears as the Bosnian genocide +"What are your thoughts on the whole 'pizzagate' thing? I've been following it passively. It's hard to take anything r/the_Donald supports seriously, though, and my perception has been affected because of that. Now the sub has been deleted it seems we may be entering a new phase of the scandal so I was hoping to hear this sub's opinion on the events.","These guys found the Boston Marathon bombers, right?" +Social media messaging apps that arent MSN Messenger in general are garbage. Sadly MSN Messenger is dead so all social media messaging apps. Though i suppose ICQ is still around?,I haven't seen the words MSN Messenger in years. +I just realized that allied fetches weren't legal in Modern before KTK. Wow.,Shocking isn't it? +"How quickly do you other producers get beats done? Cause my beats can take anywhere from 2-3 hours, to probably upwards of 10 working on them. I'm fairly new so I don't do too much with effects, and I'm sure that plays a big part in it. But I'm just wondering how much time you guys have to put into a beat, and how often you finish them?",j-dilla made beats in 10-15 minutes if you can't do that you some shit +That and it's infinitely easier to read math this way than obscure equations. Probably why I always did poorly.,I can't read math like that either way which is probably why I always did so poorly :) +Skins that look good with VP stickers I've been a VP fan since getting this game in early 2015 and I finally decided to show my love with stickers lmao. I need an M4A4 skin and AWP skin at the very least that look good with VP stickers. Thanks in advance Reddit,"Definitely AWP BOOM with VP on scope and M4a1-S Nitro, if you're using M4A4, the Battlestar or Radiation Hazard :)" +How about a primary song! Follow the Prophet (Was one of my favorites),"As long as no praising of a prophet is sung or implied, then I think you are good to go (or at least that is what many frequenters of this sub taught me earlier this week)." +Would you vote for Brexit if a new EU referendum was held TODAY?,Yes +"Don't worry, I'm sure this will be upvoted pretty quickly.",You dropped this: +so should I just wait till then to jump back into the game?,yes +"No, 4'11 is just short. Having dwarfism generally involves being shorter and also having a genetic condition (it's not just about height). I have no genetic condition contributing to my height, I'm just short.",OMG it's vertically challenged you shitlord! +Quali cereali mangiate a colazione?,Vitasnella fitness (*risate*) +"If it makes you feel better I was tone deaf y till I started piano, and now I have perfect pitch",Started piano at what age? +MotoGP bikes are too powerful,"funny how KTM was saying that Ducati was wrong to hire Lorenzo because he's slow in wet conditions and now they are already crying when they didn't even finish a race hahaha, and Lorenzo is already strong with the Duc, KARMA boyz" +"Fried cheese? Is it good? I had very little sweet anything pre-divorce. Post divorce, my mum let us have treats, I didn't have a pop tart until highschool when someone gave me one. It was so strange.","It depends on the cheese, some cheeses fry better than others, Adobera and Mozzarella are some of the best ones I have tasted." +So how would this be handled today?,Outrage. +While I can't condone this behavior I still like JT.,"Thanks, we were worried." +foobar2000 <3,Excel <3 +"I wouldn't say that. Cautious is great I've been burned by ubi soft a few times, but rainbow 6 siege is fantastic.",Which we were still lied to about by Ubishit +Truly a man of his words..,"Rape jokes, always funny when they guy is a victim." +"lol Yes 8 years of economic stagnation, a dissolving middle class, and racial divisiveness will look so good.",Yeah he definitely caused the racial divisiveness. +kn0nker's sick sticker ideas,HOLY FUCK +"Referral question I was stopped by an uber driver for a referral several weeks back. I received an email from lyft thanking yesterday, how will I know I will get the bonus?",Log into your dashboard and look under driver referrals +"awww thats disgusting. disgusting that people would do that... but which ones? there's so many, which tracker apps specifically?",Just for research right...not to use! +New York Times Says Pedophilia Is Not A Crime,Yeah that whole p-word gate conspiracy theory was just a bunch of fake news propagated on some fake subreddits. +But will it be a round-table discussion?,"Since it only affects master and challenger tier, they won't have to invite Harambay99 this time" +Two words: faithless electors.,Two words: Civil War. +It'd be saving me about $50-$70 dollars is the only reason. I'm on a tight budget having bought both my gigging amplifier and guitar this year along with everything else that entails.,Ah that would be a very good reason. +"Durant falls over on the final play, Cleveland wins.",I'm very surprised that the refs did not call tripping on Jefferson +"Soldiers are usually the people tortured, and the people who tuck their tail between their legs and spill the quickest.",Yeah I agree soldiers are just nancy boys and we're definitely tougher than them +And the third is from Assassin's Creed.,Glad we got that cleared up. +"Lid has a better LS than Avant tbh, only misses out the Spark buff. BB Atk buff & Crit damage buff on SBB is better too",ONLY missing 100% Spark damage. +Why am I not surprised anymore.,"The question is why Chief Delphi, TBA, and the subreddit haven't gone down yet." +"Reddit, what was your weirdest small world experience?","Moved from Ohio to South Carolina, went to go get gas a couple of days ago and recognized the attendant from the Speedway back in Ohio, turns out we moved around the same time to the same neighborhood." +"Yes, as a standard deduction that you get for millage. But coffee isn't. Might as well pick up lunch, a nice shirt, and a new TV while your at it.","He said business stop, not business expense - meaning the mileage counts." +"For fucks sake, now it's in my feed","I don't care if it is satire or not, I still got the heebie-jeebies when it said teleports behind you/kisses your neck" +I don't.,Way to stick it to the man you rebel. +"not 'no woman', just less... Weeknights on a boat are awesome for: - Going to the gym - Binge watching series - Finishing tons of book - Playing random card /board games with your mates",I bet the views of the night sky are pretty fantastic too +I'm not even kidding. I don't know why it's running like that.,I think it's recognised that you're a rebel. +1060 is definitely better lol. Congrats on the buy!,"It has 400 more graphics, so yes, it is better." +I can hear him yelling that's fucking bullshit!.,It was probably him getting 31 fps instead of the usual cinematic 24. +"Yeah that was my thread. Thanks for pointing out another item that needed to be added to the table. To answer your question any kit that comes with drivers, knock down cabinets, crossover components and instructions will work. You'll need to provide clamps, wood glue, binding posts, 22-16 gauge single conductor hookup wire, and a amplifier. To narrow it down we need some other items. You should read the sticky at the top of the subreddit. It has questions that will help us help you.",Thank you for the reply. +Those aren't gifts. That is your responsibility as a parent to provide those things for your kids. If you can't afford those things (let alone afford the absolute best and highest quality of those things) then you should not have children until you are able to. Enough said.,or maybe there's something wrong with society if it's getting in the way of our biological purpose? +"What's the best diet for an Indian dude looking to lose weight and gain muscle? So I'm joining the gym finally and am looking to get good results which I can actually see and feel rather than workout daily with nothing to show for it. I suck at planning diets and sticking to them. Plus I come from a Veg family so none of what is recommended on most websites for protein intake is avbl to me. Also I'm a lazy fuck who can't cook and I have major time constraints. However, I really want to improve my overall health and fitness and am looking for inputs from those who have been in my position.",The best diet with your attitude and enthusiasm and commitment is liposuction and muscle implants +It's basically stealing from EA.....I'm going to bring this up on twitter to Rex or Guru.,Please do these farmers must be stopped. +Nate Silver of FiveThirtyEight.Com Inferred That White Voters Who Helped Push Trump To Clinch Presidential Office Are Heroin Users | The Ambit Journal,"Yeah, it totally makes sense for heroin users to support a man who repeatedly mentions fighting the terrible heroin epidemic in many states" +"Salt about Dodgers payroll I don't post often, but I've noticed some bitterness from some baseball journalists (namely the ESPN variety) over the Dodgers keeping both Jansen and Turner. It bothers me because I never saw these same people complain about the Red Sox and Yankees doing the same thing only a few years ago. And I think it matters that the Dodgers spent all that money to keep their own. It's not like they are buying all the big name free-agents out there. I thought the idea was to keep the talent you develop. Anyway, rant over.",The only ESPN show I like anymore is the Mason and Ireland podcast. +new coach too.,You guys lost your tank commander though which sucks +Shall we try something new?,is that Real Tree or MossyOak? +So why didn't they do an actual balance patch before Season 5? So much condi aids.,The punchline to your clickbait title joke could use some work. +Goddamnit the only reason I'm not crying after hearing Jr tell Jimmie that Big E would've thought he was a badass is because I'm at school. And fuck it I still might cry lol. That was top notch.,"Yeah, where'd these onions come from?" +"And yet that's ALL they have, titles. They're nobodies.",But they were placed in power by the law of consent! +It'd be nice if the holy pally tome didn't clip with the class hall belt.,Just use a judgement belt instead? +Jesus......,"I mean they have a point, you never see pictures of Jesus laughing." +I like how Twitch placed a grand total of 2 wards throughout the entire 50+ minute game.,That's the supports job +Trump to push for Eminent Domain acquisition of land for infrastructure development,Thanks obama +What is everyone riding on today?,Your mom +Sure let's cheapen the brand. That makes sense.,"The phone looks/feels like a Chinese iPhone knockoff, may as well have it be priced as one too." +"Dude I fucking hate the patriots, but anyone who claims the only reason they win is because of cheating are total fucking retards.",So bills fans +Nice flair,"Yeah, I'm pretty sad this happened to the Note 7" +"I started a new career because my Shot Creator sucks but anyways so this time I just started grinding out badges straight away, 12 min rookie and on my Jordan deal I got straight to lvl 2 and on my mitchell and ness I got straight to level 3 so I don't know lol, must be performance based.","Bruh, I was dropping 60 points and 10 assist for 4 games straight going for badges, but I'm still lvl fking one." +"They want a war on Californians. A war on Oregonians. A War on Coloradans. This isn't about the drug, it's about the people and they hate us.","Everyone forgets about Washington, damn it." +"(theorizing) What connection does the player piano have to everything? Is it just a visual representation of the theme? Also: Music? In the opening credits, the piano is being played by the skeleton. After the first verse(?) the hands come off the piano, yet it continues to play. It seems to me like it may represent a theme of the show: the theme being - man creates machine, machine learns (or I guess machine is taught would make more sense) how to operate on its own. Add to this, that we are shown the player piano pretty damn frequently in the saloon. Also: It seems like music may play a very important role in controlling/operating the hosts. That's all I got. :(","The piano plays renditions of modern music, has anyone analyzed the release dates of the songs for the multiple timeline theory?" +"No, feminism isn't a problem here, I didn't mean to say it's appropriate for men to do things like that in public, in front of random people, I don't think anyone should because It's just rude. Last week I had to see my professor and give him an essay I was supposed to do, anyways, I brought my friend with me and at one moment she just burped in front of him. He was confused and I was embarrased. She didn't even apologize, all she did was laugh lol.",I think he meant it sarcastically... +THE Entire BEE Movie But Only The Word Bee In It,What is the plot of this movie? +"Not complaining, just making an observation lol",Didn't think I needed a +Lack of regulations on buildings allow for some awesome skyscrapers in Thailand.,Is that really lack of regulations or are you just pulling shit out of your ass? +"I think you know the answer here. You need a special compressor. Lets assume you are getting a 4500. That's 4,500 psi. I have a really big compressor for car work. It goes to about 160, Now you see our problem. In order to achieve 4,500 psi we need to have a series of tanks, a special compressor if you would.",ok so couldn't i just fill the tank to 150 psi 30 times? +She swears she wasn't drunk. She hates chocolate and we do not play tennis.,How to get test to find out if super taste? +Marble statue made by a 23 year old artist in 1622,t h i c c +me irl,I did a lot of group projects alone in school +"Heh, ok.",That was a long walk to common sense +"We used to. For some reason a hell of alot of people idolise America and copy everything they do. Black Friday, stalker clowns, etc.",I lived in England for a summer and was invited to not one but two Fourth of July parties. +Good for you,thanks for the insightful response +Xq no funca?,"Quizas ahora sea como beetlejuice, haya que llamarlo 3 veces Colorizebot Colorizebot Colorizebot" +Do we know in which position will he be serving?,"FDA Chief, working on a cure for narcolepsy?" +Identitarians put a burka on the Maria Theresa monument (Vienna),ITT: Far-right coming out of the woodwork to voice support for a meaningless act and damnation against perceived strawmen +Dude.I have a group of 6 that I play with and ill play Rein a lot and most of the match is me saying Guys just say what choke/path we want to go first and ill shield through. over and over again but every fucking time I say wait for team they all agree on voice chat but fucking run in front of me and 1 on 3. Even with a group all on voice and me saying everyone get vehibd my shield and deathball the point they won't do it. Its bizarre. Then Im left there to do Fuck all but try to pin the healer and swing on the point to contest to buy time.,"I didn't want to shield them anyways, it's obviously a personal shield." +"Yeah, that pretty much never happens buddy. Go back to your MRA forum.",*citation needed +Uh Prices of homes in the US can range from $50k in very rural areas to $2m in cities.,But what proportion of your income does that represent +worst build ever lol.,I think that's kinda the point - he's trying to get a high score with a crap build. +This isn't very tempting.,"It can get rid of the self destructive enchantments and artifacts that black is fond of using, but you're right, it is a tad extreme." +DAE Witcher is the best IP in fucking history!!!!!!?????,I'd much prefer a No Man's Sky adaptation +Toews continues to struggle to score and Kane needs to get it going. Anisimov and panarin are playing well.,Don't Panik +Kio with an EU flash,SmithZz something something nades something something +What is your favorite podcast?,The Scathing Atheist is easily one of the most well-written and entertaining satire/news-related podcasts out there. +I appreciate your work here.,It speaks to me as well. +"Nurgle for life, baby. Beauty is rot. I'll have to check out DooM though. Not familiar with them.",Doom fucking rules. +hows the game so far? whos ballin?,Love looking underwhelming. +Feral announcing massive new game tomorrow!,Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom developers developers developers *throws chair at SCO* +"I was one of the poor fucks who didn't know what this was, googled it, now I am appropriately outraged",John Oliver has a great piece on it. +"You know, you'd think security companies would've started using 60 FPS a long time ago for video, since it'd make it much easier to ID people when they move quickly. Of course, there are storage concerns though.",That alone won't help much with the usual compression / resolution apparently used that makes smartphone cameras look like professional equipment. +That helicopter is going to need a compressor wash.,"We do them every day, sometimes twice a day when at sea." +"MRW the UK government are banning access to pornsites hosting 'non-conventional' sex content, including female ejaculation! Are you fucking serious?!",So they just decided to ban imaginary porn. +True WTF,Someone has had a tame life if that is WTF. +World's smallest avocado?,For all we know you have the worlds most giant hands. +The score updates more often than the headline.,You mean they don't update the headline every score? +You lost to Westbrook.,So did you...? +obj 268 overshooting?,Maybe there's something to do with having the worst shell velocity of tier10 tds +"No. Bernie supporters claimed every irregularity affected Bernie and only Bernie. The reality was much different. Take for example the voter purges in NY. They claimed that in Brooklyn, it disproportionately affected Bernie, but the voters purged in Brooklyn were older than those purged in other counties. Given that Hillary won older age groups, it likely affected her more. The Berntards don't know how to put 2 and 2 together.","Okay thanks for your reply, I'm from Canada and just know the Bernie bias is real around these parts." +Right you are Ken,Petition to get Craig Charles in GiTS movie? +How can you tell which platform it is played on from this screenshot?,Newtonian negation gobblegum +I want to hide all my Facebook activity from someone in particular How can I do that?,The simplest way to do that is to block them outright. +"I can't stand Jimmy Dore. Out of all of them, he's the one I loathe the most. Every time he opens his mouth, I cringe. Jimmy hates Obama. There was one video where I think he was basically comparing Obama to Trump, as being the same, it's just Trump is ugly and not hidden behind a pretty face/lies whereas Obama is. Hell, Obama hasn't been perfect but he's been a damn good President. He's pulled the country out of tough times. As the link shows, he's helped those same people that chose to vote against their own best interests because of feelings and not being able to see the big picture. The Democrats have always stood with the working class. ALWAYS. How quickly they all forget. I am afraid mostly because going forward, this is how it will be. We'll be fighting within our own party because of these fools. Constantly attacking Democrats. Constantly spreading false narratives. Constantly tearing down any candidate that doesn't pass their purity test and is labeled as establishment.",Only good thing Jimmy Dore has done this election is spitting on Alex Jones' face +what is your accuracy? like 30%?,"Probably less, but it doesn't matter because we still won." +Nytimes is the fake news.,"As a proud reader of the Denver Guardian, I agree!" +This place needs more body suits ;) (19f),Soft +"Even if they did let OP run in, it's still quite the drive.",I'm gonna be in the area but not going to Six Flags +I wonder if they are working overtime to fix the multiplayer,Multiplayer is Playstation exclusive now +Left or right?,So I like the one on the left too...but could you link to your wallpaper plz? +What is the most impossible thing you can think of?,I will ever achieve financial stability. +Posted it below,Thanks! +They are supposed to be in Beta in like 3 months correct?,"No clue, all I know is that it's in the works." +No they don't. I know plenty of people in the very poor parts of my town who don't have bank accounts or medicare our anything of the sort. Just because you assume those things are required for modern life doesn't mean they are.,Citation needed +It was just a prank bro.,PREDATOR PRANK [IN THE REEF] [GONE SEXUAL] [ISIS] +Witnessed. WE WILL MAKE CA RED AGAIN!,I'm ready! +Any chance that the SBC of POTM Costa requires his IF or SIF?,It'd be extinct within minutes. +Literally unplayable.,Already uninstalled and rated poorly with 5 paragraph essay of a comment +LittleWhiteMouse has an extensive set of in-detail reviews for every premium ship on the official NA forums - handy if you're wondering which premium ship is best for you,"Odd for you to post this now, because looking at the Black Friday special why read the reviews when you can get everything for $400?" +christ is there anywhere safe from angsty manchildren,Why are you just repeating what he said? +It's obvious the rock is sexist like I mean look at the statistics of the gender ratio of drawing the bad rock 2-1 it's crazy and it's all set up by Jeff Probst obviously,You dropped this... +Wtf when I graduated in 2013 I swear it was under $30.,"Yeah, but now they're made out of recycled water bottles so we have to pay for that eco friendly goodness." +What irks me is the page on Steam still has screenshots and videos from pre-release builds that aren't representative of the actual game.,I feel like I'm the only one that thought this game looked like shit before it ever went on sale... +"He should not have edited the posts of people that were spamming insults, saying fuck you and calling him a pedophile, to say something else. I'm pretty sure he would've been well within the reddit rules to just ban the accounts. Of course, that would have still resulted in the subreddit going batshit crazier about censoring free speech or some other stupid shit, but it would've been the better option.","Yea, censoring free speech is stupid shit." +"I like the first team a lot here. An actual QB, higher floor RB group (collectively).",Yea totally agree +They are also trespassers.,obviously that means they deserve to die +"I suspect there will still be something to keep us from flying inside where the barrier would be on someone else's screen at the very least. My guess is it will go back to looking like it did before Alexander appeared, perhaps without the calamity rocks stuck into it - but even those might need to be replaced, as you can walk on at least one of them...",The one you can walk on is shaped like his face though +OP already listed ginger.,not grated enough +Lol have you ever tried actually using 4g in central London?,"Well, yes...every day actually." +Yeah that's a super fucking great thing to do. Just injure other players on purpose. Grow up kid.,When did I ever say injuring other players is a great thing to do? +"Yay! Going down from NYC, although starting to panic because my arrangements couch-wise fell through. Also, I saw PMJ in October. Possibly one of the best shows I've ever seen, you'll have a blast!",You could do one of the busses that Is going round trip in a day. +"Predictions for the UK in 2017? - Political, social, cultural, celebrity deaths, even which chocolates they will shrink, all welcome.",I don't want to sound too optimistic but END OF THE WORLD. +"Nope, it's still cool no matter your political beliefs.","Sorry, but if you didn't vote for Her, your political beliefs mean nothing." +"Yea, that's it. The VIDEO GAMES and painkillers are the reason why worker participation is tanking. Its not, oh I don't know, because people who can't find work and can't afford to spend money need a free/cheap way to occupy all their time?!?! LA Times (paraphrased): There's no job scarcity, people are just being lazy.","If you don't spend every waking minute begging the capitalist overlords to give you a minimum-wage job, it's obviously a personal failing." +"Absolutely disgusted. I usually try to elaborate on my opinions, but I really have no words...I'm just disgusted. Our government is a joke.",I'd say you could band together and take over but.... you don't have any guns.. +"They make a solid point, I've gotten AIDS from Pepsi dozens of times, but never from semen.",That begs the questions of how often you interact with semen compared to Pepsi and whether or not it's possible to get AIDS more than once. +That is a very specific estimate.,"It means they can't be certain, but they think it's 638." +"Ironically, that's exactly what happens. There's very little logic to English, you just have to blindly accept and remember it.",Completely wrong. +Did Nick Diaz just admit that Nate lost the fight? Huge if true,He's clearly saying Nate's win would've been even more one-sided than it already was! +Or values.,Or speech +Russia is European.,You dropped this +"Ouch, that's outrageous. That toll should have never been, Nor the Way it should be.",Tariffs suck eh? +"Wow, came back to this game after a few months and there's single hero limit on quickplay? WTF? How are we supposed to have all reinhardt, or all one hero matches anymore? Quickplay was supposed to be casual... fuck this game",Arcade and go to No Limits +lol at that Battleborn response.,That shit was savage +"PSA: Check more rewards to update your coin total. If you check for more rewards and then click continue, your coin balance will update once the screen closes. Just a useful tip if you wanna know how much you got after things have sold.",Last year the trick was to search the auction house... This'll probably be a lot faster. +"I'm from Kenya. We had solar panels early on, but they weren't efficient enough to be relied on to power households - it's as if the prototypes were dumped into our market. I'm curious on this skipping messy developments thing. Some things just can't be skipped, right? But what are examples of these things? I'm studying in the US, so the concept of leap frogging certain technologies bothers me a lot.",No no we have to condemn Kenyans and others to using the the worst performing least reliable forms of energy while those of us in the west derive less than 3% of our power from solar and wind.. because we're moral and good I think.. +wtf are you talking about,Don't mind him he's taking cheese that isn't there... +Fuck Chinatown I see Asians wearing Rick every day and I'm over here working minimum wage so I can pay for H&M,Maybe you can work at h&m so you can get paid minimum wage and get clothes. +Playing Ana with teacups! Sipping on tea triggers abilities,Still more accurate than console shooting +"Thinking about buying B1, will it force me to make a dumb account in order to play online?",Ya typing in stuff is hard +Terminator view on old Apple II enter at the basic prompt: ] call -151 * p (from The Terminator trivia on imdb),I'll get right on trying that out... +"Zeke messing with Dak in his interview, he is a goofball!",Dak giving Zeke candy to calm him down proves he really is the daddy +When Theresa May became our PM.,So... what would happen in Saudi Arabia if *they* didn't repress women? +"What two build synergise best with each other? I convinced my brother to join me. He just bought the season pass so we will be doing some PVE together to build up his character. I too just recently got back, so I have a couple of questions. What would be the fastest way to get him to level 30? I am already at WT5, so I will be giving him the loot I find once he reaches 30, that way he will get to WT5 pretty fast I guess. Our goal is to PVP eventually, once we are ready gearing up. What two build would synergise best together? He likes getting all close and personal, either with Shotguns or SMGs. I like more the marksman or sniper gameplay to be honest. In that regard I think we are covered since we already like different roles. We are at a loss, however, when it comes as to which gear sets to aim for or which build? Thanks in advance!",alpha bridge and alpha bridge +"PSA: Last year 92 rated Hazard went for 500k He was tradeable, the way Hazard is playing this year I easily see him getting another inform soon, chances are it will go for 400-600k and will be tradeable. Why do the challange even?",INB4 you're just salty +Oculus Store: Free = $9.89 ???,"It's a free sale, that don't charge you for the $0.10 off" +Legendary soft cap removed,How did they removed something that wasn't there in the first place +"Am I a bad person? I like to annoy the hell out of the enemy player. I see timber, I pick kotl. Spam mana leak, mid timber feed. I see anti mage, I pick shadow demon. Spam disruption, am no mana no escape. I see jungle lc, I pick riki. Last hit creep, sentry block camp. I see enchantress, I pick doom. Eat big creep, doom disable impetus. I see tinker, I pick clockwork. Hook cancel tp, blademail the march. Not because I want to win the game. It's simply enjoyable to see them suffer.",Hard counters are toxic +Our?,Yes our elected ceo +It lasted like 20 seconds now everyone got on their high horse and hate Zeke and Brett,20 seconds is definitely berating +Apple accidentally leaked an iPhone 8 advertisement.,You guys know Samsung phones were literally EXPLODING and no one had a single joke? +Feeling pretty damn fearless right now...,A subliminal message from cygames to get over your ranked anxiety +"Right up until last week when the pope agreed to forgive those who did opt for abortion. Something to the tune of 'if we forgive rapists and murderers who repent, why not these fuckers?'.","Meh, most evangelicals don't give a shit what the pope says since he's catholic, and catholics are not Christian" +Do you not realise how crazy this stat is?,Tom Brady is only made great by the weapons around him +I got better.,I suggest we build a bridge out of his tech teacher. +Tokyo has November snow for first time in 54 years,"See, global warming is a hoax!" +Renee Young,Give us us feet. +"Also Computer Science. A large chunk of my department uses Apple products. There are the Alienware kids and the self-built laptop guys but I think most people would be surprised how well Mac OS does in this field. I use a Mac *because* of the fact that it's Unix based and it's a mainstream OS. Also I produce music with Ableton and so many audio interfaces and MIDI controllers connect immediately with my device, whereas if I had a Windows box I would have to download a bunch of drivers. To each their own.",Yea osx or linux pretty much are the norm for cs. +Underrated statement from last night.,Remember when we were mad it wasn't Flynn? +"Confirmed, I spent no money during the anniversary, but I got a bunch of $0 CCUs and I melted a ship to get an 85X plus CCUs. I'm just hedging my bets against some ships becoming awful or others becoming extremely good.",The $15 Taurus to super hornet ccu's might also come in handy and don't cost too much. +"Just a heads up: No NBA games today, but tomorrow ALL 30 teams will be playing!",I guess that means I won't lose any money tonight. +Not seen any cocaine myself. I thought we were famous for ketamine.,You've no been out enough then mate hahah jk but yeah ket gets about to tbf! +Reddit CEO Admits Changing Comments to Direct Users' Insults at Pro-Trump Moderators,"Well this came from Breitbart so it's obvious fake news, so this censorship never happened." +they quickly nerfed him like 1 week after because good god fiddle was decent again! The horror!,54% WR with 0.8%(or sth) playrate was just too much +There are no laws. How do you stop someone from just killing you?,Killing them first. +Where's the proof that Donald Trump is homophobic?,I am terrified of Trump because he said Bruce Jenner instead of Caitlyn Jenner. +"Do we know who the guest picker is for Gameday this Saturday? If not, when do they usually announce it? And who would you like to see as the guest?",Florida Georgia line hasn't done it yet +Pope declares big bang and evolution real,In fact a catholic priest came up with the Big Bang theory +My instructors taught that even a non-AIRMETd and non-PIREPd cloud that is above the freezing level is known icing,Above freezing? +New era of propaganda and disinformation: CEO of Reddit admits to editing users comments,That title is kind of ironic considering the fact that t_d is filled with basically nothing but propaganda and disinformation. +What I've been trying. Hasn't worked unless I'm 5q and in skype.,What kind of supports do you play? +Their insurance agents are going to *love* that this is on tape.,Lol these people don't have insurance. +Game Thread: Redskins (6-3-1) at Dallas (9-1) - Fox - 4:30 Happy Thanksgiving to Redskins Nation! HTTR!,Dak Prescott looks exactly like Aaron Rodgers against our defense. +Not exaxtly. Fatass may also be a dumbass but his shirt is actually pointing out the main reason why most liberals went and voted Trump. The silent majority voted for the guy that wasn't generalizing them as racist and evil.,Trump lost the popular vote though +*Rule Britannia playing in the distance*,Englands not in Europe anymore +"That's literally complete bollocks. We're a club with a stadium that fits 36k people, we're not fucking Real Madrid are we? I'd say the vast majority of Spurs fans are pretty aware of where we are at in terms of our size, and that is punching above our weight financially compared with Liverpool, Arsenal, Chelsea or the Manchester clubs, especially given that we were the last remaining of all of these in the title race last season. Obviously we hope this will change with the new stadium, but what you're saying is a completely baseless generalisation.","So, um, what did you win again?" +Yes. It's called ignorance.,"But it's hard to believe considering he's so vocal and explicit about his beliefs, even when he doesn't mean to be." +Just like this is the USOA,It's also PotUS... oh wait +HAHHAHAHA LOLOL,Great quality content for an even better title +"just checking, you're not the driver, right?",Maybe.... +Game Thread: Redskins (6-3-1) at Dallas (9-1) - Fox - 4:30 Happy Thanksgiving to Redskins Nation! HTTR!,Our defense is soooo good. +Experts Quietly Asking Clinton Camp to Press for Probe Into Election Results,It's almost as if Clinton's people are afraid the investigation will find something they weren't looking for... +"(New audio:) Clinton refers to Sanders fans as frustrated, basement-dwellers",Just when I was coming around to support her. +Epic fight between hoodrat gravy dumpsters at auburn mall as Santa and children watch in horror.,That pan to santa was fucking great. +"Tom Brady has thrown just 5 more interceptions than Jay Cutler in his career, despite 3,000+ more attempts.","Just looked it up out of curiosity and Derek Carr has the same career int% as Brady, I can only hope that it will stay that way!" +moderate muslim men are closet supporters of this kinda stuff,Source? +Captain planet is the real shit,nah +Is anybody collecting them?,That would be amazing +God damn so close.. gruden is an idiot. Kirk was a one man army out there. Them dragons to reed and Djax. What an elite quarterback he outplayed Dak by miles today. I don't see how anyone could think he's not elite...,"Unless Kirk is 100% Tom Brady and he can kick 40-50 yard field goals with 100% accuracy, we shouldn't sign him to a long term contract." +GDT: Hurricanes (8-6-4) vs Canadiens (14-4-2) - 11/24 - 7:30 PM Turkey Day Edition,We've lost Tripp's audio.. woe is me +"He even has a tramp stamp! You hit the jackpot, buddy.",I honestly still can't believe what I'm looking at. +akshay kumar movies that the rules,Thanks for a good message and did with it. +I'm honestly sick of these posts. Why don't you be the change you want to see in the world? If you hate casual so much stop playing it and go play somewhere else. Find a good community server and play with friends. Go to TF2 Center or FaceIT. Join one of the dozens of PUG groups out there. Or find a team and play Scrims and Matches. I personally only play casual when I get invited by my friends because if I just want to play the game normally there are many better options out there.,"Look the other way so the problem goes way, thats healthy" +Dear God.,"No no, It's okay if the car is a Tesla!" +It's sad that this is your life.,Damn dude that one hurts +Lol They buy property next to a major tourist attraction then get mad there are tourists around,"I'm sure some of them have just been living there since 1922, they didn't ask for the sign!" +US PSVR Section on PS Store,"It didn't work for me a week ago, but since around 5 days ago I've been able to get into it without issue." +Now Playing,I spy maroon 5? +"This is my thanksgiving, as a single man.",Why two forks? +What's the point of a cable like that?,Data transfer for late model iPod shuffle +because communist countries have never committed any war crimes.,That wasn't *real* communism... +The Longest Roadtrip Ever,Are we there yet? +Why would he be going to the emergency room?,Because METH! +"Independent workspace numbering on two monitors Hi everyone, I found this old post in the i3 faq section and I'm wondering if there is a solution to this problem: I was curious if it was possible to make workspaces behave like they do in Awesome? More specifically I want to have 10 workspaces on each monitor, have each set of them numbered 1-10, and use the same shortcuts for each set but only change the workspace on the active monitor. Sorry if this question was asked and answered before but I couldn't find any solution so far. i3 version: 4.13","I use 1-10 and 11-20, with the exact same key bindings except the ctrl key differentiating between which output." +Leaked images of Dice Magician!,Seems legit +Patience is key.,It's like watching clowns appear from a really small car +"TIL that in 1962, the Mansfield, Ohio Police Dept. placed a cameraman inside a public restroom, hidden behind an one-way mirror, in order to film gay men having sex. 38 men were later convicted of sodomy.",TIL that the Mansfield PD has a gay porn and voyeurism fetish +Is ZiS and MW remastered worth $50?,Definitely man +Best Magic Wheel weapon? What's your opinion ? I just got into this mode and just wondering which magic wheel weapon is the strongest,rack-9 is pretty good. +Do they compare the voting sheets to rule out duplicate signatures for all 16 million NYC residents by the time the results are reported that night?,"Do you understand that each polling place has a unique list of voters, and that it would be obvious if people started signing in under others' names?" +"No No No, Hilary Clinton told us Sanders is a sham and never participated in the civil rights movement. All of the countless photos of Sanders and the many people who were there recounting Sander's activism are just misogynistic communists bent on undermining the first woman to be anointed president.",Pretty sure you dropped this +Drake YokesTM - the Forearm Flexor!,Go Go Gadget Arms! +Well there was that time where he filibustered his own bill,"And blamed Obama for overtuning a veto on the Saudi bill, because Obama didn't explain the repercussions well enough." +For everyone who wanted to see... I present my grandfather playing Civilization 3 in 3 different parts of the house... All different games...,I didn't think I'd ever see this.. But OP actually delivered! +Free music apps?,"youtube, bandcamp, soundcloud..." +These Gaps are Closing,404 +For everyone who wanted to see... I present my grandfather playing Civilization 3 in 3 different parts of the house... All different games...,"Hey grandpa sit on my pc for some free internet points, keep it lit fam" +"I don't see the men's right issue in this. According to the article, the police handles these cases competently. Overall, it's just a scam with sex as a bait. We need to extend the definition of safe sex as taught to boys: sex on TV is not safe, we keep falling off the damn thing.",More like a Public Service Announcement since 95% of the victims are men and boys. +If I sent a bag like that it'd be preceded by an email explaining not to worry about the bag.,I can imagine myself sending it and not thinking twice about it because I know theres nothing wrong it forgetting that the receiving customer does not. +/thread,Ma lo hai aperto tu... -_-' +yea why Tryin to make a change :-\,How old are you? +Do Inter's coaches know he can play in Serie A though?,But Italy is in Europe +"I'll say it like this: If your playing solo then enemies aren't bullet spongy anymore. Depending on what type of enemy you fight eg. veteran, elites - normal vs fatties, they'll die within a 3rd of a full magazine. With a LMG you can clear an entire room and not have to reload. In a full group then the enemies get more spongy but not nearly as bad as in 1.3. In a full group with optimized gear you can melt an elite by yourself with about a full magazine or maybe a little less, depends. They did not adopt a Destiny style damage system, which is fine, it's still a lot of Fun, you aren't being 1 shot by every hotdamn thing and you get decent-great gear from all mobs now. My only complaint, and likely you'd feel the same way, is how OP AF LMB Medics are. They regen enemy armor now and it does so waaaay too fast imo, they hit like a truck and they will spam the hell out of the healing stations. Solo they're not an issue, if you're in a competent group it won't be a problem but with randos with no sense of strategy it can be longer than it needs to be. Hope this helps.","It does help, thanks!" +Yeah...not sure why I'm getting downvoted...,Must be the wooks +"Thinking of how much gold to buy at the moment, 1,000 or 3,000. I honestly need the 3,000 to get the top guns on the T54E1 and JPanther 2, 60k xp each. I already have around 10k free xp and could get a bit more, so 105k will be enough for both guns!","Buy how much you can afford, not how much you need" +Suicide Experts Urge States to Tweak Background Check Laws to Account for Emergency Gun Transfers. A new paper argues that current policies can leave family members and friends unclear about how to legally remove a firearm from an individual in crisis.,But why do you hate freedom? +What's on Donald Trump's Christmas list?,A basket of deplorables +No. Instead a search and destroy mode where it's just plants vs zombies and all players have one life. It could be more or less that the usual 24 players in this mode. If CvD was permanent they'd need more variety in the mode,I think every player will use citron and rose and some corn and for the zombies we will see all-star teams +"South Africa: 'Today, you white bastards die', hijacker tells victims",Who would've thought the country with racist laws would have a racially motived crime happen within it's borders? +MLB and NHL players are never tested for weed. Why can't the NFL have that standard?,"They actually are tested, and a record is kept, but the players aren't punished (unless you're a minor league baseball player)." +"I wonder what these guys are thinking as well the passengers. So there is a flood, that sucks, let's go through it? Don't they read weekly in the news about a busload of people die for stupid reasons? I would panic like madness seeing that infront of the bus.",You think they get a weekly news? +"In arena terms where panda is problem because you can't coin another 2 drop. this card isn't that bad. You don't always want to brew back your stuff. You sometimes do. Controlled brew effect isn't that bad. In arena, compared to purify it is way better. Constructed is another story but I remember the time when they announced infested tauren. Everybody called it shit then played it. As a guy who's only gold class is rogue, I'm ok with this in terms of arena balance. But please give us some reasonable tools to have fun blizzard it's been a while since tomb pillager and we still lack aoe and heal.","blizz gave you aoe and heal, it's called Lotus Agents" +What makes you say so?,"He said it, so it must be tru." +Relevant username?,"Nah, those ovens weren't used for cooking." +They give out new boards to kids with really jacked up ones and sometimes do live skate support where they help kids do tricks they haven't done before. The other day they helped an eight year old learn how to Ollie.,How awful of them. +He is near..,i really love the rocket knees +Can we call this terrorism yet?,is there some advantage to doing that? +BULLSHIT! I can show you quad rotor blower engines that make 1050 hp. There is no way that engine can produce those types of numbers. Or prove me wrong.,You dropped your +"It's a drag truck guys, buy a fucking clue",You dropped your +There has only been 1 released,He forgot +That's why motorcyclists shouldn't use phone too.,No shit eh? +"lol, it was Putin, not Obama that became anti-West. Are you seriously claiming that Russia is a victim? Thanks for the laugh...",Don't be such a Russophobe +I hope they push Nougat to the 5x.,"What are you talking about, we had Nougat for months!" +Is that the interview where he says doesn't regret working with the NAZI's in WWII.,Good ol' r/ETS and r/edacted say he's a nice guy so that must be true +Well for starters Gates is 2 or 3 touchdowns away from Gonzalez's record with around 70 less games played. Since you're a Cowboys fan I'll assume you think touchdowns for a TE don't matter even though touchdowns are what wins games...,You didn't have to be rude about it. +is only joke,AGAIN in a Russian accent... i'm going crazy. +Fuck finally someone makes a valid point against me,SAD! +"fuk u palerma, I still have a few tricks here and there (not sorry about length of video)",Poor ruckus +Total Number of Goals Scored by Each Nationality in Premier League History,"That's nice, could we have the information as a bar graph please?" +"Beyonce is fabulous and all that, but I am pretty sure the Trump campaign has made a few bigger missteps.",Like signing on to work for the Trump campaign. +Lol. It rose .1% on provinces since you posted. Apprently people had to prove themselves. Best I got was a 2.1% (center of attention). I love how significant achievements are in this game.,223hrs and I have .66% kingdom of Jerusalem +"Remember when Reckful had a chance with a millionaire camgirl, now he is sitting at home being cucked by an ogre?",The fact that she would not need to depend on him financially means he never actually had a chance. +Black ops 2 = bag of trash,Sorry.... +Have you seen or read anything that actually captured this world? I've never heard anything like this before. I've thought of wealthy in terms of $20 million or something like that. No whatever this is.,I have worked in this world for 10 years now that's about all I got. +"Keep an eye out for Scofflaw while you're on your search. Basement IPA and Double Jeopardy DIPA. Newer brewery so not much hype outside of the area, but they're making great beer.","Appreciate the recommendation, picked up a 6 pack of both today." +"Using 40k models in 30k Just curious how touchy you find most people are about running 40k marines as their 30k counterparts, and/or for slightly off-theme color schemes. I play 40k Iron Hands with more blue and silver for shoulderpads and knees and such to break up the monotonous black. The guys I play with dont especially care if I play 30 or 40k lists, but I'm sure that there are some folks who would be real sticklers. You find that is common?","Since 40k models are cheaper, that'd be modelling for (economic) advantage" +Top scientist who discovered Litvinenko poison 'stabbed himself to death with two knives' after trip to Russia,"Isn't stabbing yourself multiple times, in multiple locations, on the arms, neck, legs, back and torso, with multiple knives a common way of suicide?" +Wayne Madsen: Growing evidence that CIA Director John Brennan is an Islamic Wahhabist convert,~~ and Obama is a black Islamic Christian with a conspiracy laden birth certificate? +Sell joints at the bar?,Heaven forbid if ten people shared one marijuana.... +North Korea has just launched its own Netflix-style streaming service,BestFlix +That used to be common knowledge about Glocks when they came out. They are made of hard plastic and ceramic so you can get them through metal detectors.,I remember that nonsense from the '80s. +"The war hasn't ended and restarted. There's always been a war, the win was just a battle hard fought and won The best way to fight this recount scandal is to spread it around. Make hashtags on Twitter, spread it on Facebook. Whatever happens in USA affects us worldwide",The efforts leading up to election night were just The Battle of the Polls. +"We have to pay our fair share to make the billionaires richer. We have to cut their taxes bigly, increase defense spending, while reducing the deficit. Somebody needs to pitch in to make that work. Then the billionaires will help us by trickling down some of their wealth our way.",I'm sure the billionaires will make up for the tax increase by giving those affected middle class earners yuge pay increases. +Enforcing existing immigration law? RACISTTTT XENOPHOBIC,"REeeEEEEecist, If you will" ++ an item sink which is well needed. I think we're on to something with this,yeah a rune paltelegs item sink is really needed +Unsatisfied mother discovers her son's playlist,"Christ lady, it's just music!" +"No, I live in Asia.",So we share the same problem :( +"Slightly off topic, but did they already put a charge on your card? I have two pending $700 charges (one for the actual order, one for an order I cancelled). I thought they don't charge the card until after it ships (which it obviously hasn't)?",Did you also cancel your first order because you missed where you could change it to expedited shipping? +Are sharpshooters broken after patch 6?,"everyone look out a sharpshooter missed a shot, don't make sharp shooters anymore they're destroyed" +"Almost positive this is satire, but it I pretty funny and sounds like a crazy reach to me",Color mixing is communism +That's not correct at all. TRP is all about how to improve yourself so that you can become more successful in the modern dating scene in light of recently published peer-reviewed articles on gender differences and evo-psych. That's why the first tip is to lift and the second is to not come off as an emotionally needy bitch by developing a sense of abundance (i.e. personal empowerment in the sexual market place). Most outsiders are looking to condemn and thus don't look past posts that are in the anger phase.,"And gamergate is about ethics in game journalism, and flying the Confederate flag is about celebrating Southern US history" +"I frankly couldn't care less and don't feel like citing an sources, can't you just do some google work to prove me wrong?","haha, i dont think thats how it works...." +"the rewards menu is from the lightbulb on the left, the skills menu has an option to expand. not sure which one you meant","The rewards menu, cause I don't even have that." +Post price?,21.5kish. +Which teams do significantly better on the road?,The Texans +From Rage Hog To Happy Hog In Seconds.Adorable Moment Baby Hedgehog Cheers Up As It's Fed Apple,Thieving-title-gore-karma-whore +"The NFL's most penalized player: Rams LT Greg Robinson, with 10. Nobody else has more than 8.",*Cough* Jason Smith +Donald Trump invites Benghazi survivor to debate,Its funny how much Cuban triggered him. +I made my stats bad so people think I'm bad but I'm actually not,"Oh boy, he got you good." +"Can confirm, tried to take a photography class, got expelled :(",Interaction with non-McCormick students and travelling south of Ford is strictly prohibited. +Can i test food particles for blood at a local lab?,Dude no. +That honestly would make us sound so badass like the Rebel Alliance from Star Wars... if only we had a Mon Mothma.,Many Bothan's died to get us this recount... +I don't think George Soros would be paying off some random cucks in Southern Indiana. Most likely some edgy teenager getting ready for winter break. Shit happens all the time.,Or a false flag attack +I believe it belongs in a group of chemicals called terpenes and is extracted from citrus oil by distillation. Limonene is the main component.,Kids and putting chemicals in their foods nowadays +"When you offer an international city an international star on display, this is what you get. *Who knew?* ^^hoping ^^the ^^Dynamo ^^read ^^this.",What about Cubo? +me irl,SOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE A MEME COMPILATION STAT +"As a high-functioning autistic adult, I feel this profoundly. People are like you seem so normal I would never guess you're autistic or you aren't disabled, you fit right in! Well yeah, in 22 years I learned how to play your weird social game and pretend, but I'm literally dying inside.",Were all dying inside just some of us dont know it yet. +"(PS4) Looking for teammates for slipstream PSN : MelloBP With the double cash for the slipstream game mode, you can make bank if you win. If you want to party up shoot me with a friend request and/or a message.",Psn: hugkinn I'm down for some money making opportunities. +Last Christmas I Gave You My,None of these are funny smh +Frost is a well-crafted map if you want challenging gunfights,Just play hardcore +Grabbing what's yours.,\#MandirWahinBanaenge +I found LaCroix now give me karma,Where exactly did this meme come from? +"Trump's not the lesser of two evils, because he's the good guy.",You forgot the +Who,someone he grabbed +Yes.,nice +"My girlfriend was in the room getting dressed at the time it was supposed to go off, about 3 feet from my phone. It didn't go off.","And she didn't wake you up, lol." +"Nah, dude. It's clearly hinting to a Marvel Crossover event.",Give me a Spider-Man fate please +More like parrots :D (omg I'm so racist right now!) ...sarcasm btw.,Wouldn't it be speciesist? +"If I get 100 upvotes, I'll buy everyone who upvotes a copy of Sun and Moon I'm rich and bored. Make me proud Reddit! Leave a comment below after upvoting so I know to message you to send a copy.",Can't wait for you to deliver +Are the any anti-blood/gore and decapitation mods for xbox? /\,"We use to have one here, It was called the Australian classification board." +Why do we have to have artillery Can anyone actually name a half decent fucking reason for why it should be in the fucking game?,so heavy tanks aren't relevant in the game and die each game to arty. +"You're beautiful, keep at it. This is random Internet love from someone who understands.",But she didnt post a photo... +Incredibly sexy. Your bobs are so hot but I also really like your tongue ;),She does have some sweet bobs +A poster against domestic abuse that targets the perpetrators rather than victims.,Violence against men is perfectly normal ofcourse. +What country are you from?,Hungary! +Pigcasso,Modern Art in a nutshell... +LPU: Bape x Adidas,Bape Nation B/\ +I'LL TELL YOU A STORY one time i walked in on a loser buys shots table and drank three sambucas in five minutes and no matter how bad that shit tastes it gets you druuunk.,What a novel +The Sun came out during the rain in San Diego and everything glowed gold,That's just Goku powering up. +"If you look a little more into depth, apparantly they aren't allowed to get married later on.","It's not that they can't marry, it's that it's considered bad luck." +Germany's education about the Holocaust is fantastic. Japan completely brushes over it.,"Japan was taught by the master of brushing atrocities asside, the US." +68.83 since 2014,I'm at 68.78 since 2014. +"Hillary Clinton, Tim Kaine release additonal medical information while Donald Trump defies decades-old tradition of disclosure",They were more letters. +Shiting on control decks mostly.,Especially on Warrior. +Ah fuck,This is ridicalous! +Derrick Rose with the game saving block on Kemba Walker,amazing what someone can do in a contract year. +Can people remember that The Grand Tour is not Top Gear It's not Top Gear and i don't think they are really trying to be. Yes they still have a track that cars get tested on and it is still Clarkson May and Hammond but that's about it. It's not a factual car show anymore it's an entertainment show and in that regards it is great! Although scripted to hell the Jordan scene was hilarious once you get over the fact it's not Top Gear (i feel i have to mention that again). The guys are having a good laugh giving us a 'car based' entertainment program. Top Gear is now dead but let's remember it. It was great. And remember that the Grand Tour is something different and is/has to be for many reasons. So far it has done an amazing job. Grand Tour you have entertained me thoroughly! Good work and keep it up! P.S. the American is still sh*t i think we can all agree on that.,Sounds like communist talk to me. +He's praising a guy who wanted a pre-emptive nuclear strike on the US...,Yes but I mean he created a good healthcare and education system so obviously we can overlook that... +"According to this map, your country is part of the ocean. So unless its the Dutch who take over Europe instead of Latvia, no one would be interested in ocean.",Even better! +The original GB wasn't too bad with the contrast turned way up. The GBA on the other hand...,"Micro ftw, bitches!" +DOOM 8K screenshot!,Nice 5 fps +New Ben Garrison Hot Off The Press!,"This one is pretty spicy, anyone toss some leche mynway?" +Nonstop trucks and emts pulling in all morning,Well now i know one of my coworkers reddit names +"Please put Paul Millsap in the place of this abomination Enes Kanter. Also, Hood instead of CJ Miles and Gobert was not drafted by the Nuggets. They drafted him for the Jazz.",Half of the players in this draft never played for the teams that drafted them Gobert is no different. +Hillary won't be able to do shit if he still votes 2A for downticket.,"While that would be true most other times, there's a strong possibility of SCOTUS nominations this next term and Hillary has gone on record saying she wants *Heller* overturned." +Loving this view,Hey keep reposting this +Pretty sure they'd be banned if they pulled this shit over there.,Wouldn't that be a shame +See what is using data right now On my home screens my data spinner won't stop spinning. I've restarted and done a few things to attempt to get it to stop. Is there a tweak or some way to see what is causing it to spin?,I'm not jailbroken right now but you can try and see if DataMeter does it. +"While I don't like reds, how can it be head and just a yellow?",because luckily that other australian player had his head wrapped up already +"We should at least put it on cooldown until we have a planet-destroying space station. When I'm president I will start construction on this planet-destroying superweapon immediately; the labor required will revitalize our economy, and the international trade needed to bring together the materials will spread the benefits to our allies across the globe! Wages for superweapon laborers will be federally subsidized and include full healthcare and four weeks of vacation, allocated from the Pentagon's defense budget. In thirty to fifty years, our middle class will be happy and prosperous, our economy will once again be the nation's foremost, and our Leviathan-Class Orbital Dreadaught will be the first of its kind in human history! Vote Gravitas 2020!",And you'll make the aliens pay for it all. +A pregnant police officer asked for light duty since her vest/belt don't fit over her belly. She was told to take unpaid leave and she should have planned better and saved up more sick days.,Just have to shoot a minority to get paid leave +There is chicken wire on the sides of the staircases and the windows can be only open up less than 4 inches- to keep the employees from jumping through the windows or jumping off the staircases.,The dorms at UT Knoxville are like that. +GTA Online: Import/Export Trailer,"Heads up, you can't do the new missions without a 1.5 million dollar car garage (it's an addon to your 1.5 million dollar office)" +I have a perfect 5iv jolly one in a beast ball. What are you offering?,I actually just got one off of GTS so never mind! +That magazine is making me feel so nostalgic,Same girl same. +Nearly 90% of work for the dole participants not in full-time work after three months,TIL that there is such a thing as an [Unemployed Workers Union](http://unemployedworkersunion.com). +Jannik Hansen will fight you.,And Andersen will outplay Price! +Soon.,With some cropping and touch this would make a great album cover. +Killer Stephen McDaniel learns his victim's body is found,The video of his interrogation is the creepiest thing I've seen in a long time. +Lol. Its next to the memory den. Do you play on ps4 or xbox1?,"PC, I never found much of an incentive to explore Goodneighbor other than for the main quest and The Big Dig" +GROWN MEN R O W N M E N,Is Miller a father of 3? +"What, because Niantic lives in 1990 and is not aware of reddit?",Yeah because they'll definitely be reading the UNOFFICIAL subreddit... +"I wanted to buy the MW1 as a sperate game through the online stores, nope, they want 100+ bucks for a MW1 version. No. Just no.",The Legacy version is not 100+. +I consider myself the Michael Phelps of mouth breathing,"If you're Michael Phelps, does that make me Ryan Lochte?" +How?,Go to reply and it shows you the comment above the reply +This. Is why. YOU COMMUNICATE.,I'M NOT A COMMUNICATION PERSON +Python3 is a ghetto.,Here is a reference: Programmers need to learn ~~statistics~~ python 2 or I will kill them all +Is it possible to modify an iPhone to get Waze on a stock Nissan Sentra nav system??,"Hate to be the OP that gives depressing feedback, but knowing Apple, I would say probably not without Jailbreak and lots of tweaks." +"Outside California, Clinton Is A Big-Time Popular Vote Loser",Let's play the Trump supporter delusional game of What if our most important state didn't exist +"Jesus that sounds so.. undesirable. All the other majors result in quick, easy job offers pouring in as soon as you graduate!","Ahh, the few times you don't even need the" +"Honestly, I don't get why people are acting like 2016 was way more shitty than other years. Every year is shitty. Horrible things happen every year and beloved celebrities pass away every year. 2016 is not exceptional.",Celebrity deaths are more important than regular people deaths and more celebrities that reddit love died this year than last year therefore 2016 is bad. +"Watch Anti-Hitler Vegetable Propaganda. During World War II, American cannery workers were urged to beet Hitler.",Hitler was going to ban slaughterhouses with Goebbels had he won the war. +"so ETH is getting a marriage contract, something EXP has had for a long time.",I'm sure Expanse has all the good Dapps and developers. +wowyouresogoodomgcanihaveyourautograph,yes +I got it for free on a chest roll after getting the ama skin....,Do you know how many items you had in the chest before that? +The existence of mass produced guns has led to freedom for more people in this world,That's an incredibly thin claim. +You are dad is brilliant,I like you. +Or just have the sound play through the monitors and mute 9 of them,Or just stop being a fucking pussy and listen to all 10 movies at the same time. +"A selfie from 1966, George Harrison in India.","but, but, but I thought my generation invented the selfie..." +"It's weird though, you would think the big air bubble would be on top with the flower pushed to the side if that's the case. Was the photo taken at the same orientation it appears?","The egg is horizontal, picture is from the top" +Is mayonnaise a form of assault?,Horseradish isn't a form of assault either +Left is Right,No dude he just did a uturn totally legit loophole +this is the best tactic believe it or not. im dead ass lvl 11 RG does like 300 damage per shot.,A level 12 royal giant has almost the same stats as a level 7 giant but ranged I think +we look like we did against the preds...what happened to the team i saw last night?,Still sleeping. +I pretty much got banned for being Canadian.,cause Trudeau is a cuck. +A,S +No no see he was just BORROWING it. To try it out at home. Forever.,"It's just a remote, how much could it possibly cost?" +"It just seems too simplistic on both levels. Let's face facts, there are social programs that are necessary. And there are capitalistic actions that are unjust and exploitive. Everything in moderation. A mixed economy seems to be the best.",Social programs have increased poverty. +So I Actually Had a Good Match with 200% Boosters On,Congrats you may be able to afford the repair bill +I hate when guys try to tell me how I feel.,You're just overreacting. +Your buddy on the right looks like he just remembered he left the oven on.,He also looks a little like Chip Kelly ... who just remembered he left the oven on. +WE VOLUNTEER.,Y'all are basically playing like our second-best team right now so why not lol. +That you could just deregulate everything and things would be perfect.,"Yup, the free market will sort everything out!" +Hmm. Z-Man don't publish Catan though.,"They've never had the Catan license... I guess because they've never printed it *does* mean they are bad at keeping it print, they are so bad they didn't even print it in the first place!" +You can get a tonne of HP from red currently. Nothing really changes,i ment preseason +Why can't they protest peacefully?,This will end well because all humans are rational and never act on emotion or bias. +"####WELCOME TOONAMI FAITHFUL! **What's on tonight** --- | Time | Show | Episode | Number | |----------|----------|----------|----------| **12:00AM** | **Dragon Ball Z Kai** | *Hero's Sacrifice! Last Chance to Save the World!, A* | Unknown episode count | **12:30AM** | **JoJo's Bizarre Adventure** | *Tomorrow's Courage* | 6 out of 26 | **01:00AM** | **Mobile Suit Gundam: Iron-Blooded Orphans** | *Final Lie* | 23 out of 25 | **01:30AM** | **Hunter x Hunter** | *Awakening ? and ? Potential* | 29 out of 148 | **02:00AM** | **Naruto:Shippuden** | *Light & Dark of the Mangekyo Sharingan* | 124 out of ongoing series | **02:30AM** | **One Piece** | *Secret Plan to Turn the Tables! Nightmare Luffy Makes His Appearance* | 370 out of ongoing series | **03:00AM** | **One-Punch Man** | *Ultimate Master* | 5 out of 12 | --- And don't forget to hashtag (#) your favorite show on Twitter while it's on air! #Toonami --- Remember the rules, have fun, and stay gold. **Only Toonami.** ---",I waited this long to see this nonexistent battle? +Jeremy Lamb has set a new NBA season high for rebounds in a game by a guard. He has 16 and counting. Yes. That Jeremy Lamb. The 6'5 two-guard. Not Russell Westbrook. Not James Harden. Not Rajon Rondo. Jeremy Lamb. Jeremy. Lamb.,Obviously stat-padding. +"If you feel like cooking them, Costco has huge bags of them","I second this, costcos ribs are reallllllly good" +It's racist to call for any race to be or not be in a position of power. How is this hypocrisy not called out?,It is but that's just your privilege talking +Future proofing.,^this +"This is in French, but it basically says: The Nintendo Switch, formerly known as the NX, arrives in March 2017! With it, play your console games wherever you want! What do you think about the Nintendo Switch Pro controller? Can't wait to travel across Hyrule with it? I think I've visited too many Switch news sites to be targeted by that haha",I think you've got something wrong - it clearly says it will arrive on Mars in 2017 +Ralph Lauren Polo Sport. Real?,The stitching connects all the letters which seems sus in my opinion +Another version of you is living in a parallel universe. How do you think their life is going compared to yours?,"Probably the same, except everyone in the parallel universe is genderswapped." +Because posting a picture of breastfeeding is bad yet posting a picture showing off my boobs is okay for some reason,"The baby gets in the way, duh." +"Congrats on your maga opus, u l t r a r a r e.",Thank you so much Doctor +Big kitter scred by smal vacyoum,How does one own a tiger? +Colton Parayko politely folding towels on the Blues bench,He'll do anything to stay in the show +"Overfeeding a cat is not okay. Just because two cats eat the same doesn't mean they should. Some cats are less active, and it's your responsibility to make sure they don't eat more than they burn off in calories.",You're forgetting that all cat sizes are beautiful! +"Yes but, he didn't do this because he probably did something stupid and illegal before the video starts. He chose what footage to show. Something happened before.","Yeah, people are generally very polite and civil on the highway and this behavior is completely unprecedented." +Wow. Looks like a lot of damage suffered by the regime. The cost of trying to take Aleppo as the regime has to move its best from elsewhere to there.,"Some of those are old pictures, like that shilka." +what did/will you name your sons??,Devin. +"Hey man I understand you can be annoyed by some design decisions that were made by blizzard but honestly if you don't like the game at the moment. Then just stop playing, posts like these wont help anyone since they only generate hatred. Just stop playing and find a card game that is more to your liking.",This is a much better solution than the devs doing their jobs properly. +"The driver didn't throw the bottle, but I tell you if someone crashes my window form a motorcycle, I will panic and veer into them in the ensuing confusion every fucking time","Escalating from property damage to attempted murder, seems reasonable." +"I mean, yeah. Save for the big ass oranges on the front. Unless... its Citrus scented!",I mean... You don't fill bottles like this with detergent? +You're trans?,"no, very much male But I self identify as a Wookie...." +"You do realize that common connections are mutual friends on Facebook, right?",your friends fell for the same bot? +"I actually agree with you tbh, this sub has become nothing but shitty beaten to death memes and fanatical fanboys downvoting each other. You say something that is say anti vettel or whoever the sub likes now prepare your ass to get torn a new one. I love how this sub has such huge bandwagons , i remember the danil incidents with vettel , people were wanting him BANNED from f1 cause they took out the subs true love, if he took out rio or pascal this sub would be like MEH!. Fast forward a few months later people feel sorry for him and want to buy him chocolates. Then you have the max incidents , max defends way to aggressively? BURN THE KID! While only a few months ago he was loved to death by this sub. TL;DR: Nice try","It's the same with every sports sub, people get emotional over their favorite drivers and reddits up/downvote system promotes circlejerks." +Sm4sh is best smash.,I don't agree with your opinion so I'm going to downvote you! +"And the best part is that when we say stuff like this, it's interpreted that we're angry with god; Not angry at the constant praising of ignorance.",You're starting to sound bitter. +"Wow, with this costing $3.6B (and $4.6B by the time it's finished, mark my words) the gravy is unbelievable. Are the delays due to infighting between the various organized crime groups to see who gets the contracts? We'll see a few new palaces in Woodbridge from all this, that's for sure","no no, you see, since its for cars, it isn't gravy, its level-headed and rational spending" +They used film in 2005?,Yes? +"22 games in, Jeremy Bracco has already topped one feat of Marner last season... A 22 game point streak. Last season, Magic Mitch tied for the longest point streak in the OHL with a 21 game stretch. Remarkably consistent start for Jeremy!",Ugh Marner is such a bust.. should have went with Bracco. +Game Thread Week 15: Cincinnati Bengals (5-7-1) VS Pittsburgh Steelers (8-5) Time: 1:00 PM Place: Paul Brown Stadium *Help the mods by reporting trolls* **Sort by new for up to date discussion.**,And another one +There's 5 Surface users in my class of ~40!,"81,500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 students is pretty large for one class!" +Paying attention and being aware of traffic patterns while driving?,Most people don't remotely do that +Did I say I could suck juice? No I did not.,"Yeah, but OP's mom sure can!" +Send Mou to the stands but no card for Antonio for that shit? honestly what the fuck,"No water bottle kick, no yellow." +I have a Garmin eTrex35 for when I go mountain biking but for road biking I think it's good enough. Of course the bigger ones have great features but I really didnt feel like dropping hundreds of dollars on that,"Yeah that fair enough, like i said i was absolutely fine with mine, i dont really look at them while im riding anyway, i just like analysing data on strava hahah" +When I visited my secret santa's lookup!,I saw the thumbnail and then I thought oh no... glad it turned out well. +Shh... don't tell him it's hairball medicine,I used to get my Boston into his crate by giving him a treat that was actually the pills he took so wouldn't eat his own poop... +There is a picture of her training in the rain! Wow that lady must be hardcore if one of the worlds finest can barely train in the rain!,I'm curious what Mirna thinks of Ragen since she spike at her fat activist online conference +NMW's Guide to Picking a Main,tfw your main doesn't even get mentioned in the article :( +when you focus someone too much..,clan status : SoulReaper9 wanted 2500gems +Downvotes for different taste? smh,HIS TASTES ARE WRONG +"That just sounds like ignorance. I've owned iPhone 3G & 4, then I moved to HTC One S, HTC One M7, Nexus 5, Galaxy S6, and then back to iPhone 6S. I moved back to iPhone because the S6 was such a poor experience out of the box. Myself and many others couldn't get such a strong device to run anywhere near what we expected. It's only smooth now after they patched 12 months after the original release. I'm sorry you were burned by an iPod Touch (what the fuck?) and hang out on a fucking APPLE FORUM and then just sit here and talk about how you WONT BUY APPLE. Jesus Fucking Christ you people blow my mind.",Who pissed in your Cheerios? +I would like to go to Chicago and try out their Deep Dish Pizza but it's not worth the risk of being shot.,Why go to Chicago when Red Baron is available at nationwide! +"Behold my mother, the one who disproves all known laws of biology NMum: I know you suffer from a condition (I'm anaemic), but you should try not to eat so much ice. It isn't good for you. Me: *slowly puts more ice into my cup* NMum: It's not good for your organs. You're cooling them down! Me: ... That's not how biology works. NMum: Well, sometimes biology is wrong and your mother is right. Dear God, save me while I'm still subjected to this house.","Well, if you put a couple gallons of ice in your drink, your mother is right and you should listen to her." +Interesting find (No Spoilers) Is this the first map in Bo3 where you can get the kuda and KN-44 in the box?,I believe so yes. +Gaines' progress has been really great the past few months. Definitely look forward to seeing a Bundesliga debut later this year. Wouldn't be surprised if he started in a DFB cup match. Could easily see him get good minutes with their reserves as well. Great development in USYNT,he's Gained a lot of skill +Just a heads up were getting the meta human file from that argus website tomorrow,so what does this mean? +"Marine Le Pen is one of the greatest female champions in the world. If you vote against her it is probably because of some sexist bias against women. Women are just as good as men and its time for you to get over it. France is progressive enough to have a woman president, like it or not.",You forgot your +HATO confirmed for mad.,needs to be F&F +What's wrong with casual fans?,obviously... their filthy +Would it be OK if he put a picture of Jakiro inside the image so that it looks like the fire comes out of his mouth?,Yes +I don't believe you. Either you're lying or you play with 5 year olds.,"Nope, fraternity brothers." +At some point I assume it'd be cheaper for a school to provide breakfast and lunch to all kids in the school instead of differentiating the subsidized meal students from paid and kids that brought lunch.,And I believe those are called Title I schools. +"Virginia Beach: Best place to fill your bag? I stop by Redwing park occasionally to load up on pokestops. A slow drive through the park gets you around 15 stops in 5 or so minutes, so by the time you've made the loop they are ready to spin again. Any where else around here good for loading up on items like that?",Granby +my first grilled cheese post :),I thought it looked good OP... +Cat.,Cat. +"No weirder than 'buff, white, bearded God goes *poof* and makes man out of mud, woman out of rib.'","Now, now, we all know that god doesn't like the poofs." +Putting words in a different place = comedy,"Hey, that's pretty good!" +Knees weak,Arms spaghetti +"Massive battery drain the past few days, can anyone help me figure out what these are??",Your phone is at 1% +The starter pack that everyone but you seems to understand,Hide the pain Lesotho +How not to pillion.,Problem: Leaning too much Solution: Need to spend more time making turns in a parking lot. +Then don't pretend you do.,But that would be too simple and it doesn't involve enough mind games... +"Do you know if this is also connected with other neurological problems like early memory problems, etc? I'm also on the spectrum and always assumed I was just horrible at listening but this all sounds really familiar!","Well, the quote actually says that synaptopathies could be the cause of autism, but I bet it could cause other problems as well, like memory problems?" +"Question: In the Kitchen-area there is this door which leads into the basement and trying to describe it without spoilers, there is a mess and with the lore of the area, could someone explain what caused the mess?(Like was it the robots that hid visitors or something?)",Pretty sure it was the person who wrote the terminal entries at the end of the house. +"Looking to meet other TF fans It's not like there are dating websites for this. I'd like to meet other TF fans, as in real life. Anyone found something that works?",FetLife is a decent spot. +This is the kind of adversity I've been wanting to see Carr against. And Dak Prescott. These youngins need to be tested in the trenches,Because carr hasn't made any 4th quarter comebacks +"That's why we have the Federal Trade Commission, the Dept. Of consumer protection, etc. We don't need to personally file suit. But most people don't give a damn. They shrug and go on with their day, because a new episode of their favorite HBO porn is on. Me: I go medieval on them. I've seen through to the bitter end many a complaints against companies. I've had them investigated and sanctioned. People need to spend more time in the real world actually making some efforts. But most don't. I also had a business shut down, that one was very rewarding.",You are the hero that we need +"Keep it up, boys",#minionlivesmatter +Fuck it McDavid for Polak and Hunwick as well.,FUUUCK NO Then we gotta play Corrado and Marincin as our bottom pairing. +Thank you 3DShacks for helping me find the BEST way to play Pokemon!,Hey OP care to share what your CTR-V settings are and what kind of frames you're getting? +fuck all those denver and kc fans cheering for carr's injury in our game thread. that was fucking disgusting,I know that was uncalled for! +"Curious, what do you look for in a good cello teacher?",Same question. +"If this is about game theory, why are you emphasizing the emotional aspect - the fact that you feel insulted?",Because your strategy should absolutely include taking into consideration people emotions affect their decision making processes +"Is it possible to upskill your way out of a distributionary problem? I'm seeing a cruise ship with 100 people on it, lifeboats for 80 of them and advice to run faster to the lifeboat being given as a solution to drowning.","If the lifeboats are supposed to symbolise good jobs, you've just succumbed to the lump of labor fallacy." +"Official Game Day Thread: New England Patriots (0-0) @ Arizona Cardinals (0-0) | Kickoff 8:30 PM ET, September 11, 2016 | University of Phoenix Stadium, Glendale, AZ",great another hold +Refer to: flair,Still not really understanding the comedic value my dude. +I wake up from this sick dream.,Me too thanks +The True Meaning of Comet Ping Pong Will Shock You!,What a great title +I picked a random page to read and got treated to his master plan for meeting women: Sitting in a Dominos and waiting for someone to talk to him. Not even kidding. Also there is a small chance I got pizza from that Dominos about six months prior to his shooting spree.,if you're a woman and didn't talk to him at that point it's all basically your fault +"yes, the original post and the comments are definitly crap, thank you for that.",Then why are you here? +I actually put on any dating profiles... cod ZOMBIES!! and still no guys ever like to play. Smh. Least I know somewhere there is a guy that would fall in love with a simple statement I make on a weekly basis.,How about we open the Gateway to agartha? +Refs keeping the Broncos in this.,Wanna go ahead and rethink that comment? +I was thinking that during the end of the race. Like the team just has a big red button to pop the engine or something,With extra confetti and 'Yakety Sax' playing while it implodes. +My kid didn't go to school today because of mild fever. Don't know what school's gonna think of us.,Anti national +10-team Standard Pick two: Jeremy Maclin v. Saints DeAndre Hopkins @ Denver Brandon Marshall v Ravens Stefon Diggs @ Eagles I'm currently leaning Hopkins and Marshall. I should also point out I have Jamaal Charles and Spencer Ware and I'm starting both. That kind of makes me nervous about starting Maclin and putting too many eggs in that basket.,"With your RB situation, I would agree with your Hopkins and Marshall picks." +What upcoming games are you guys looking forward to? Got watch dogs 2 on lock. Not sure what to look forward too after that.,The No Man's Sky 1.1 patch +bake em away toys.,Clever and original! +Back from the vet,curse you gallowboob +Yea the autism thing is the new hotness Been seeing that a great deal,He's just retarded. +A doggo's heaven,Fake...Collies never sleep. +Thank goodness a very small minority of scientists say this is no problem for us at all.,Thank God NASA soon won't be allowed to study this. +"I loved eating these right off the cardboard. Haha I used to beg my mom when I was little to buy me these at the grocery store. No not a candy bar, but cake decorations.",Totally! +"RIP fast food jobs, 1919-2019",Maybe Trump can get them back like coal jobs. +Remember the last time the Broncos elected to not try to drive down the field before overtime. Joe Flacco remembers.,Please don't remind me. +The American missed an apex in the Vulcan in S01E02.,Literally unwatchable. +Your point wasn't very clear,I refuse to add a +Samsung S7 EDGE 32GB PayPal,Expensive for a box +He's hurt too though,you're thinking Jamerson :p +Sometimes I pop the collar of my coat when it's cold and windy. ^(I'm sorry.),Shamefuru dispray! +"Even if that's true (because exit polls and early returns are usually very accurate indicators. ROFL), that's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about the fact there are Democrats who say that the machines were hacked, most likely by Russians. So if the Clinton News Network doesn't pillory those who say they were hacked without any evidence, that means everyone should be allowed to make horseshit claims without any evidence. What does Christiana Amanpour call it? Oh yeah, the post-truth age a.k.a the age of CNN.",You keep saying 'democrats' ... which ones? +"Guys think about sex ALL DAMN DAY! Either jack off at home or let it go. If you're gonna actually do something about it, ie. A one night stand, so long as it remains a one night stand, keep that to yourself. It's actually what a sexologist and marriage counselor mentioned in an article in men's health magazine. Now, if they are repeated one night stands, even with different lovers, you have a problem and need therapy.","Girls never think about sex,right?" +Get Sentiel. With Shadow he gets 99 pace and 88 def With Sentiel he gets 87 def and 78 physic..,But how will he make Bellerin fast without shadow/anchor? +Belgen willen vanaf 2018 10 hectare aan Nederland afstaan.,#Maak Nederland Groot Opnieuw +Lewis Hamilton reportedly facing the sack or suspension over his Abu Dhabi GP rebellion,Lewis is Clarkson confirmed +What inspired you to begin making Metal covers to begin with? I am rather curious!,He had lots of sheet metal around and wanted to make metal boxes for various things. +Hacking in process...,"I've hacked their mainframe, now I have to OH SHIT THEY HAVE LIKE 10 FIREWALLS" +It's true because 4! = 6,4x3x2x1 = 24 I fail to see ur logic +what?,"That's the name of the video, in case anyone wants it." +Britannia did nothing wrong,MAKE BRITANNIA GREAT AGAIN ^^^^^^^^^ +sounds like a nice guy,........ +So yesterday i found an onion inside my onion,This is not uncommon.... +What about recalling? :^),takes too long anyway and if channeling it will be stopped. +Marcelo on Twitter: Great work by our @Sprint4NYC network team! 200Mbps down at #OneWorldTradeCenter with new #3CA upgrade!! #SwitchtoSprint #NY,Plot twist: Was connected to a Wi-fi network. +Great.,"Gathering +1 for that clutch, mid-hunt Herbage." +"The Bottom Comment Is Me And Yes, I Got Banned From That Sub For It.",You're a goddamn monster. +An idea for Control Rogue,"Not good enough, give it stealth" +"Every human must have a sign above their head, What does your sign say?",Only for temporary use due to attachment issues. +Opera does if that helps,"For people who care, Opera got bought out by a Chinese company." +Globalists BTFO its OUR country not yours,Don't you know this post is anti-semitic! +I'd upvote you like a democrat if I could... ...10 times!,But where's the proof Dems vote illegally? +Well lucky you. I have three best buys!,The horror. +I doubt any of them would've carried commie guns.,It's no longer a commie gun when it's in the hands of a beautiful American 'pede! +finishing touch in smash mode. Death at 15%,You mean Lucario? +They'll find it the next time they're looking for priest card ideas...,Brutal +And yet handsome don't you find?,"Fighting for freedom is always sexy, m8." +I never get it.,And you never will. +Sustained conscious effort? Mercedes had such a performance advantage over the rest of the field it wasn't exactly hard for rosberg to capitalise when a mechanical failure gave Hamilton no chance for the race win. Rosberg simply turned up and rode his luck,You mean like Lewis did the two seasons before +How to counter sword core,Holding x and pressing e three times is how I counter it +"That's what I was told before I started listening to his podcast. But he seems balanced if you ask me. To be fair in his book (End of faith), he does make some sweeping statements about Muslims but in his podcast he has done a series where he reads through his book chapter by chapter and he has walked back some of those statements and made it clear that he is talking about radicals and he no longer means to imply *all muslims*.",Clearly you have been poisoned by the alt-right and turned into a racist. +Medical marijuana saves five year old from seizures,"Nah, see it's a schedule 1 gateway drug that will end all life as we know it." +"that her husband raped women is probably also declared fake news from now on. i am no american, but as someone who overwatched all happenings and watched every debate and checked every source.. 85% of fake news reported were news on trump.. but the media never outed them as fake afterwards.. meanwhile they ignore bad news on hillary, even if evidence is overwhelming","But..., but..., but..., It was Hillary's turn!" +A 'peacocks crossing' road sign in Dubai,Quail Quossing +When did Supernatural join the Flarrowverse?,October of 2019 the Winchesters trip into the Arrowverse and head the new Justice League Dark. +"So we still don't know how 115 got to 935, before they had built anything 115 related.","I read somewhere that there are character quotes regarding a meteor in der Riese, so it is possible that the factory was established near an abundant source of 115--obviously within German occupied territory." +"It's called support Singed because that's the role the player queued for, and after some investigating, it was found he didn't actually support.",He was supporting his jungler +"Damn, that's one romantic pickup line",Well I am a silver tongued devil. +My Cyber Monday experience,Good thing Steam has nothing I want +Mass Effect Trilogy,thank your for the oppertunity OP :) +"Hifiberry + NAS + TV + Kodi ? Hello Pi-ple ! How can I make a **Hifiberry** (in lieue of a full fledged amplifier) play nicely with a **NAS** (where the music is stored) and **Kodi** as software? Is it possible to add a **TV** to the setup, or the pi is tied to run headless ? I'm intending to install Openelec on the pi to pump music from the NAS, but I'm having the feeling of forgetting something. Any idea please ? PS : The NAS can run Kodi too, but in a previous setup, data had to go through the TV before coming down to the sound system...",It has HDMI port... Jesus... Then use samba or NFS to your Nas. +neither of those are as fun and interactive as worgen otk.,elaborate your statement +He used Combustion and Pyroblast... The ^user ^^never ^^^stood ^^^^a ^^^^^chance.,With a procc'd Hot Streak. +"Give - Away question. I would like to give one of my acc but I cant find a megathread in trading section, what's up with that? Am I blind or something changed? :D",Just give me the information and I'll do it for you. +"USS South Dakota (BB-57), soon to be known as 'Battleship X', during her shakedown cruise(s) in mid-1942. Excellent view of how compact her hull was.",Was there any particular benefit to designing her this way? +"Lucky me! (5 presents bought, 2 Patton KR inside!)","WTF, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" +Why wouldn't it be.. He had Huni and Reignover so he played better? that's not a valid excuse as to how he played in 2016.,Yea having huni and ro led to him solokilling faker twice +Didn't Hillary do this as Secretary as State? And wouldn't she have still done this if she became President but no one would care?,I'm honestly curious... Are you comparing a charitable organization to a business? +Wanna put Switch right under under my TV though i fear that Docked in it could be too tall covering my TV display. any guess on how tall in cm could the Switch docked be? Should have about 14cm available,Flip it? +I wonder what the long-term consequences of breathing in these concentrations of pollutants over years will be.,Hundreds of thousands of premature deaths every year. +Good books on the occult I'm almost finishing The Secret Teachings of All Ages by Manly P. Hall. Anyone here has suggestions about other books of similar nature?,Magick by Aleister Crowley. +Does doinb have a team anymore?,"he qualified to LPL with newbee young, he will be facing swift in spring, grudge match incoming" +That's DEFINITELY NOT 100k for 100 years Invest well and that's 100k for way more than 100 years,"10 years 1mill, 100 years 10mill" +He was speaking as a man!,but drinking coffee would have disqualified from being an apostle.... makes soo much sense! +Road to Pre-Season: Practice Tool in the Works,HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT +"TIL that beer hops naturally produce an acid that can kill off a parasitic mite known to annihilate entire colonies of bees. Hops have shown such promise to helping Colony Collapse Disorder, that the EPA has even approved their use as a biochemical miticide.","Well good thing we won't have to worry about this stuff in the future when trump disbands the EPA, we can just all die in peace." +Quality iPhone 7s are also blowing up my friend. It's called small random build defects and probability.,"Yeah, I see evidence of that ALL the time" +"So, what does everybody think of the new Co-optional intro?",MechaTB is awesome! +"What was really awkward was when i opened this picture my first thought was Hmm, that looks just like my ex. Then i read this comment and realised i recently took up photography... :(","It's okay buddy, we've all been there, hope you're doing okay." +"I disagree completely, if they had a proper devlog with details of what was being added, updates on progress, short clips and screenshots (like starbound did) and realistic timeframes much of the shitstorm could have been avoided.","See DayZ, nobody is hating on the dev over there" +"Back in EVE I always kept spare ships. For fighter jocks who like to do mercenary work, maybe have your Super Hornet for a main fighter, but keep a Gladius or an Avenger as your fallback. In EVE if I get set back a ways, I hop into my trusty Drake, just farm some easy missions, and make up the money. Also, have 1 oops blowups per a set time (doesn't have to be 30 days, that was just an example) is a freebie that EVE never had.","I'm hoping we don't get too much crossover from EVE in terms of gameplay... after all, i'd like to actually *enjoy* playing Star Citizen." +How does your brain work? How do you start with Kokoro Connect and Your name both have body switching and end up with they have the same plot.,yeh man your name is a freaky friday rip off totally +Post-9/11 wars have cost nearly $5 Trillion (and counting),"Thr baby's boomers were roaming at the mouth for these wars, good thing the baby boomers are going to pay for this" +"Ms Mading believes an Australian culture which encourages too much freedom for teenagers is to blame No, no I don't think that is the reason",It would explain the rampant Sri Lankan gangs car jacking and terrorising our neighbourhoods. +"I don't see how that relates to my comments about Jesus, but ok.","Why brother, everything relates to the lord our god Jesus Christ." +"Its also not a matter of opinion the American heartland has been getting fucked the last 20 years and people like you keep telling us that trade deals like this are needed. Please let your ideology die so we can rebuild our part of the country, not to mention have a political party with an ideology that can beat an orange orangutan. Lets assume your love of tpp is not misguided. Then Whats ur plan for the joblessness of middle america. Because deals like this dont fucking help",Agriculture and Renewable Energy are just two thoughts. +Whats this? Actual incentive to rehabilitate prisoners? Nah I must be mistaken.,More like actual incentive to arrest more women +What's an org?,Guild or Clan. +In parallel or in sequence?,either one +A picture of a really cool tree that I thought you would all enjoy,"Wrong sub, but still enjoyed." +"When i tag mid first , i have more often my second role than mid This is frustrating.",Don't play mid then simple +"Hey guys, I've found AoE and heal for Rogue!","man didnt you saw the sick 3 card combo aoe with seargent sally, cold blood and backstab" +five million people currently living in the US have risked their lives to flee the capitalist democracy to the south,Mexico? +So the route would be 3 rogue then 3 sorc and then back to rogue ?,"I would go ahead and go to 4 on rogue, get your ASI." +in retrospect we ought to arm lorry drivers who head out to dangerous countries. we arm cargo ships why not treat lorry drivers accordingly?,You sound like the NRA. +Bonecrusher off switch Can we please have an option to toggle bonecrusher off sometimes i bring it to places i shouldnt and it makes me bank again im pretty sure im not the only one :(,"are you an idiot, this would devalue something for someone" +pls no,"Seen so many of these, they're quite boring now." +It could happen. His floor is garbage. The odds aren't in your favor though. He's usually got a big play in him.,Yeah I'm hoping for one of those 1 catch for 12 yards kinda games for those big play guys +I made a fake Foxy teaser for FNaF 1.,Had to check ScottGames to confirm whether this was real or not +21st century communists,They look like a fun bunch +This is great. I love you now. I'll see you around.,Have fun! +"I was watching ESPN's Championship Drive, and they discussed every conference championship game except for the Pac-12. For the last 15 minutes or so of the show, they highlighted things to watch for in each of the conference championship games. This included the de facto Big-12 championship game between Oklahoma and Oklahoma State. Right before the show ended they slipped in, We left out the Pac-12, but that should be a great game. This is a game between top 10 teams that has pretty big playoff implications, and the only mention it gets is It should be a great game. Thoughts?","Wait, there's a PAC-12 championship?" +That would be unplayable unless you have lethal or you're out of jade golems.,"Sorry, I meant to ALL enemies, not one" +"Mad scientific, yo.",My birthmark is on my ass... +"Less than 24 hours since they harassed Jill Stein on Facebook, a new front page post on the_Donald organizes sabotaging her recount efforts by spamming her site with fake volunteer applications. This is a clear pattern of harassment. Where are the admins on this?","Only 9,800 subs, and has 13,000 votes, yeah, no bots here" +Anti-Trump Millennials Plan to Open Permanent Protest Space in D.C. - Activists say the aim is to ensure the president-elect 'doesn't succeed',You should want the country to succeed regardless of who is president +"They don't, they deem it private information. It'll be up to 3rd party reporters/investigators to release whatever information they find.",Well Wikileaks....we're waiting! +"Well, there was Sara and Nyssa in Arrow. And Sara and many, many girls throughout history in LoT.",And Clarke and Lexa and random girl on The 100. +My finance has issues with a tattoo I got when I was 18.,"I vote you agree to do this, but ask him to get circumcised (if he's not) or something equally invasive in turn." +He can step down or be carried off by 6.,Good thing that spam message sits at the top of every single thread so people don't say things like this. +The first ever criminal to respect a gun free zone,They should make areas knife free zones so future killers will have to find another method of assault ;) +"It's pretty illegal, I'd advise against it.",Guess I should have added +but CoD and Battlefield fans are just a bunch of stupid people amiright?,I think you forgot the +A woman converting to Islam is like a black person converting to slavery.,"My mother believes that Islam liberated women from being sex slaves in the pre Islamic era, so I guess other women must've bought that bullshit as well." +Scripted.,I'll be believe it when I see the script +God damn hippies!,I'm an artist and I'm offended. +Even Load get a length of 78:59. Reload is 76:00. But are all single CD. I think it's simply a choice to make 2 CD.,The reason for the version of Outlaw Torn (Unencumbered by Manufacturing Restrictions Version) found on some B Side somewhere. +The single teleport fury deserves..,DON'T MAKE SOMETHING TAKE YOU SOMEWHERE THAT SOMETHING ALREADY TAKES YOU TO THAT'S DUMB +I think it's Turner time. Let's see what he's made of.,I'm feeling a big play from him on this drive. +Okay well at least I am not the only one then hahaha,You can try going to 9gag +There are different kinds of kidney stones and that advice could fuck somebody's day up lol.,Note how I said help break down calcium kidney stones +"Pretty much all of it. You're trying to teach very complex events to children, after all. Of course you're going to do an eli5 version.","Can second this, am a historian." +What car do you have and what car do you want?,Hyundai Accent / something electric +What is this even supposed to mean?,It's a reference to a movie (and a remake of said movie). +Ep number porfavor?,"Episode 5, I believe" +Winter vs. Summer solstice,This is if you are in the Northern Hemisphere. +If The DCEU Is Going To Portray The Riddler Let's Just Hope He's Played By Neil Patrick Harris,But Jesse Eisenberg was The Riddler +There are so many Netflix Originals now... which ones are worth the time to watch? Just finished Stranger Things and I loved it. Got me thinking I need to check out more of their stuff - but these days it's so much more than just House of Cards and Orange Is the New Black. What else is as good as Stranger Things?,The Ranch +"Sony pictures were going to make a 21 Jump Street and Men In Black crossover. They also decided they were going to make a Spider-Man universe, which he in theory sounds good except they totally fucked The Amazing Spider-Man 2, were planning on making a Sinister Six movie without Spider-Man, and were going to make a solo Aunt May movie where she was a secret agent or some shit. Sony pretty much fucks up everything they touch. Give them enough time with something and they WILL fuck it up.","Let's be fair, I would have watched the hell out of a 21 jump Street MiB crossover." +Toomeirlformeirl,DuoLingo is pretty sweetm +Ticklish taint Tara,Adjusting accountant Adele +Can't wait to see him run in my backyard. Port Royal and the Grove are two of the best dirt tracks in the nation.,Note to self: build a dirt track in your backyard. +Wonder what this means for the iRacing series?,"idk, but Xfinity Cup confirmed!" +About damn time! The truth is finally being reported. Keep the details coming. Expose this POS!,"Yeah, fuck Kaepernick!" +The luck on this JP god lead banner for my reroll has been insane. This account is around 4 days old,no bluegito 0/10 would reroll +wouldn't happen in the US Marine Corps. that's for sure. not sure what alls going on in canada.,Forgot the +Until recently Columbus. Now I feel bad for Colorado. They haven't improved since 2013. I hope their year turns around.,Colorado have taken enough from us! +"In fairness to Rosie O'Donnell, it's not like she can go after someone her own size.",420 +"To put it in smaller terms: think of it like adoption. Very few families are willing, let alone able, to take in another member. No family has an open-door policy where they take in all the children needing adoption. Yet for reasons unclear, the modern left absolutely advocates allowing the immigration of millions of people a year to the US. If the US population doesn't benefit, the US government should not do it. There is no benefit that can be proven, but serious costs as shown today (and nearly everyday).","Right we should all do our best to not be like those people who take in needy kids, they are such morons and we are so much better and smarter for not helping the needy." +NEVERFORGET- This right wing TERRORIST murdered TWO POLICE OFFICERS. The_Donald... SILENCE.,"Wait, I don't get it...if it doesn't help push my view, why _should_ I care about people dying?" +And Trump was in the same event! no one can say it was the heat or some other excuse,"You might not have heard, that's *exactly* what they are already claiming." +Anyone else like curl there toes up when reading shit like this?,Yup +When the game's over but they said something about your mom,10/10 title ggwp +Can someone explain why the fear is so high?,"Abrupt turns into stations cause fear spikes,as does really anything abrupt." +great job not reading the article,Why must I read the article when I see in the comments that OPs idea is based on a faulty understanding of the obligation of Hajj? +Wasn't there another askreddit thread that showed that reddits demographic is 47% women?,pfffffft... everyone knows there are no girls on the internet! +"Brandon Marshall made me a jets fan for a little bit last season. Watched almost every game.. This year, not so much lol",Brandon Marshall is on Denver +Britain in the 80's is fucking dark enough without the nuclear war.,I thought the rolling blackouts were in the 70s? +How long before other things join porn. Message boards? Music? Political opinion? Unofficial political opinions? Put your name and address down and state your opinion. Stay in your home in case someone needs to call for... A little chat.,It's for your own good! +Mercedes ad featuring a message from Rosberg,3 pairs of hands for each sabotaged TC/MGU-H on Lewis car; checkmate! +"If he does win the championship, it'll be one of the hardest championships anyone has ever won. People say Hamilton just got lucky in the best car but it's far from that, he's one of the greatest drivers to race in Formula 1, and it's a monumental feat for someone to beat Hamilton in the same car.",The same car with working power units +sometimes I wonder how many people on reddit singapore are actual singaporeans and not 50centers or jelly liberal foreigners,I'm technically a /pol/ plant. +My bad. Quick reply and didn't notice the plus in there.,No problem! +does it matter? Nope,"yes, if theres a t left and you can only win by defusing it might be better to save" +Golden hammer,"Not gonna lie, looks blue.." +Would you care to elaborate how IOT is a huge generator of a demand for people experienced with web technologies. I'm not quite able to grasp the line of reasoning behind that statement.,A major selling point of many IOT devices is remote control. +"Didn't ever play a whole lot of it, but as a support main I am sad that Annie support isn't good anymore. Having 625 auto range was really fun.",I miss the stunbot playstyle of the less mechanically intensive supports tbh. +"Getting disconnected from every game? I've had this issue for over a month now, and haven't gotten a helpful response to my support ticket in 2 weeks. It makes PUGing a pain and will pretty much disallow me from playing in any tournaments. Randomly, after like 5-10min i get dc'd from games, with no notification/error. It just goes black and returns me to the home screen. Then when I try to rejoin it says I'm still in the server, and will kick me, or if I wait after like 30 seconds 'Pariah' leaves the server and I can rejoin. How do I fix this/who can I ask how to fix this/where can I figure out what the problem is so I can fix this? Pls help.",Have you tried turning it off and on again? +"Just a brief reminder to everyone replaying the first games: You can use Incinerate on alcohol, then throw it with telekinesis to use an impromptu Molotov cocktail.","I was unaware of this, thanks for the tip!" +I'd pay to listen to J.K. act as Cave Johnson for 2 hours.,"Him and Steve Marchand are both actors I already liked, and they both killed it in there assigned roles." +(No Spoilers) GRRM confirms he is still working on TWOW.,I totally believe him. +Buendia Has The Perfect Taper,"Naw, the belt just holds back his flabby gut." +This is as ridiculous as asking why do women prefer dominant masculine men.,Only insecure women prefer masculine dominant men. +"I'm not so sure the rep raised the bar... they just acknowled what Oly said by repeating it and added a polite hahahaha, loser.","Yeah, but they also threw in a Chuck Norris joke and the indestructible Nokia meme, so apparently Oly was completely rekt" +Isn't he like D1 or very low master at best? I think he very rarely meets those guys in soloq.,"Well it's not like this worlds is filled with challenger Players only, in fact he says mechanically many Players in this tournament would be outclassed by most korean challenger Players." +You think it's impossible for there to be corruption or bias in an oversight body?,"No, clearly government is corruption free" +"Lol if you didn't know, you can reload to when you entered Dragonsreach","Sorry, missed this:" +A good pint of Harp in town. I'm craving a pint for some reason. Never see it in town. Can it be got in Dublin lads?,"If you go back in time about 25-30 years you'll find any amount of it that and a Tennants for the missus, the tin with you one on it." +I literally just hit a fork in the road,Did you take the road less traveled after hitting it? +Gross Milk at Catskill High School - Everyone complains School does nothing to fix it.,"It made Mike Tyson strong though, so it can't be all bad!" +I don't understand why people use 'use strict' inside a function. Why would you ever not use it on top of a file?,The reason why you usually have these constructs (function() { 'use strict' }()) is so you don't leak the 'use strict' statement into other files when you're concatenating them using minifiers for example. +Also keep a look out for the 10 lost tribes.,They're in the North Pole silly! +how safe is it to ship pieces that have been used before? if it smells a tiny like its been smoked out of can i get in trouble,Just clean it well beforehand and you should be fine... +"Don't feel bad. I have a 16 that I bought brand new and Toyota hasn't fixed one damn thing under warranty. My EnTune radio randomly resets, my leaf springs are so loud I can hear them over my radio, and to top it all off I had to have my spare tire mounted on to one of my stock rims because of side wall issues with my factory wranglers. Coming from Ford, I can say Toyota's warranty is shit in comparison. I have a strong dislike for this company.","Contact Goodyear about the tires, they are the ones who can help you with them." +"Great idea, but wouldn't this be essentially the same as a solo-q. Meaning, you don't play enough with these other 4 random people to be an effective 5-man.","Well, I thought that people who just solo-q, and people who use this subreddit, are at little bit different game sense and team-play level, so even if it's not 5 man, you would get better experience with them, than just randoms." +"So who picked up FFXV today? So today was the day i have been waiting for, for years. picked up my deluxe edition today. Cant wait to invest all my time into it. Who else picked it up and initial impressions please!","I almost did, but decided to spend the money on getting Tidus instead" +No homes for heroin addicts. Also no homes for people with cancer or other diseases. It's weird how America stigmatizes those with drug addiction and mental diseases.,"It's because addiction is a criminal problem, not a mental, social, medical or even spiritual problem" +"I just meant that people don't like to have their health discussed publicly, especially by physicians.",you should get that checked out +Ya and they're tweets. Not fully hashed out episodes. And he acts like every episode of Seinfeld was gold too.,"But, they were!" +"So, Trump didn't suggest something similar? The reports that he did are wrong? It's on his own Twitter.","But someone who isn't currently holding any governmental or elected office once suggested likewise therefore as President-Elect he is blameless, isn't it clear?" +"No idea what it's for, but can we get a pic?",Once I finish dressing it ill post pics +Who would've thought that the peaceful religion Islam would've produced something like this?,So what you're saying is that this is not a religion of peace? +"We needed a lot more help than just one player, and we ended up with two promising young defenders. I'd say the deal wasn't too bad","We got Campbell, who's the other promising young defender?" +Dont you check your level progresion or recently unlocked items ? Fuckin retard,Yeah man I always checked the leaderboards to see my recently unlocked items. +How do you differentiate when an argument is a form of discussion?,Intent to anger. +What are the warning signs that a date isn't going to go well?,When I honk my horn for the FOURTH time and she still hasn't come outside...ugh.... +just like how people idolize pablo escobar. blew up a plane full of innocent civilians - YO PABLO WAS THE DON,he had good drugs though +He should flair up! I wonder if he is a charger or browns fan.,"Nah, it's just Scott Norwood/Blair Walsh/Billy Cundiff" +Thanks? That is actually what I'm asking for help with.,"Become fluent in Chinese, it'll help you understand characters." +The NFL should allow player more freedom to do things like this more often.,"Meanwhile, goodell plans to fine all cowboys players after Thursday...." +Actual issues so far Well unlike the toxic plague falling over this subreddit this is a discussion post about actual issues. 1) the community. How pathetic. Disgusting. 2) there is something weird going on with hit detection. I believe that there is some aspect of bullet travel in the game as opposed to hit scan. It makes it seem like it's not registering but with people moving quickly i think it is the bullet travel. 3) lag compensation... Holy crap this is awful. Please fix this. People with crap connections suddenly become untouchable because they are teleporting all over the place. The. You watch the kill cam and for them they were in a completely different area than they were on your screen. Idk what IW did but it needs fixed. 4) I wish there was a way to see other people's characters in the lobby or like their name cards... The nothing but a list of names is so boring especially with the matchmaking issues right now. 5) snipers are OP right now. They really eliminated most of the skill aspect of it when you get shot waist up and die. It should be changed to like upper chest up or something like that. Extremely OP right now and just so easy to snipe it's a joke. 6) not a fan of the character bodies... I mean they don't seem very different but I suppose that will happen with the docs and stuff 7) wish the mission teams had better rewards but they prolly will in full game. They are prolly just toned down because it's beta. 8) general fixes that I know are going to happen and are not a big deal like matchmaking and server connections stuff all that. Not a big deal it will get fixed. 9) the biggest thing honestly like #1 is the community. I mean I am just shocked at how people are treating IW. They are cussing them out over twitter and telling the employees to kill themselves... It's a videogame people... I hope you grow up a little bit and look back at that and realize how disgusting you are. I just... I am baffled... I'm not sure what I expect but I mean come on people.... It's people like this that make me worried for my future kids. I just. It really has ruined my week. You know sometimes something just catches you off guard and ruins your day. Well that's this community. Especially since my posts have gotten censored just like this one will because i called those people out. Anyways that's my issues with the game. Otherwise loving it. Good job IW! IDK why you do it for these people but great work!,cool story bro +hunter can fly after death? hey guys! a friend of mine and me are playing hunter. Everytime he dies he is an eagle and can fly to his corpse. I have the problem that I don't have that feature. Can you tell me why?,Because he's dying in Sarumar and you're not? +Holy shit.,Never heard a joke before? +My neighbor's dorm room everybody,Yeah...clearly ready to live on his own +"I'm more concerned the EA servers will be DDOS'd again. It's almost a Christmas tradition at this point, unfortunately.","I know right, I think the only bf to break that cycle was Hardline, I don't remember it getting ddos 2 years ago." +That's what you get for playing Life ...,Yeah playing a life build is definitely what caused the death there... +Yeah that podcast was cringe worthy overall. Wim seems to think you can cure every imaginable ailment with breathing exercises.,Just raise the blood PH and you become Superman. +Jets could use a *little* help here........................ ........... ................... see what i did,I don't get it... +"I overall really respect Sanders, but he must be incredibly naive if he was really 'stunned'. I am actually surprised he got as much coverage as he did. There was a progressive democrat, Dennis Kucinich, who ran for President in 2004 and 2008. In 2004 I drank the 'conventional wisdom' Koolaid and just assumed he was a fringe kook - but in 2008 I actually started to listen to him during the debates and IMO he by far had the best ideas of all the candidates (and this included Obama and Hillary) But he was slaughtered by getting ZERO media attention in the primaries - so what world was Sanders living in when that was going on? Its not like Kucinich is the only liberal candidate suffering from 'propaganda-by-silence' either.",And where was the outrage when Jim Webb didn't even get enough questions at the first debate? +The FBI and the CIA have released statements saying that Russian was behind the hacking and that the intent behind the hacking was to help Trump. You can easily look this up.,That's just fake news though! +I doubt it since the Gays for Trump or whatever it said were right side up. If it were upside-down that's on the gay that added the lettering IMO,You can see how committed they are. +Kid bro dude i doubt you even have a general understanding of sarcasm or humor. This sub..... ugh,LPT: Use +Jontron if he was Jontron,"That's not JonTron, that's Timothy Brentwood." +Islamic State claims responsibility for OSU attack,"OK, but let's *still* not jump to conclusions" +ITT: Sonic and Mario have swapped fandoms for 1 day This is gonna unfold into madness isn't it?,They need to stop changing the formula of Mario games and just stick to one damn thing. +"One reason is to wrap dry hay for outside storage. The plastic keeps it from decomposing due to the addition of moisture. Another reason is to seal and ensile wet hay, producing haylage. The plastic makes the bale air tight, letting it decompose a little bit until the aerobic bacteria run out of air, producing lactic acid which kills the anaerobic bacteria, letting the bale be stored indefinitely and making various fibers and sugars more accessible to animals stomachs. This is done much more cost effectively by piling silage, compacting it (usually by slowly layering it and running it over with a tractor), and sealing the entire pile with sheets of plastic and sand. Judging by the composition of the hay(lage), this looks like the latter.",Username checks out. +Hillary supported this in 2005.,Good thing libertarians love hillary so much +"I dont think anyone should wait to see the request in chat to drop supplies. See friendlies? Drop supplies, get points, save a squad.","Yeah, at this point I just instinctively throw down a supply pack or med kit whenever I see friendly stationary players, or if it feels like its been more than 90 seconds since I last put one down." +YouTube is not being honest.,C'MON GUYS WE GOT TO GET THIS VIDEO TO 55555555555555 LIKES RIGHT NOWWWWWWW +"Good luck with your transplant! People think I'm nuts because I follow medical rules to the letter. I remember people giving me crap prior to a hernia surgery a few years ago because I was planning on going a little bit longer than required on the pre-surgery fasting. 'Ha, why would you do that? I'm sure it's fine.' Uh.. I have issues with reflux and there is risk of aspiration and me suffocating... so.. I'm gonna go the safe route. kthxbye.",Stop concern trolling me +apple slave,:c I'd switch if I could +That dudes got issues. People send pics of their patio furniture because it a size reference. If someone showed me snow on a mountain that's great but I don't know how big that mountain is. If they take a pic on a table or chair well I have those and can then see the shit ton of snow.,I'd say his main issue is with snow covered patio furniture. +One that doesn't suck?,I mean its no Moon am I right? +Masks.,Accuracy +Where's my 6 up votes?,6 downvotes for you. +Don't you just have to press the key in which direction he is going (for this instance W) and it will stop? I've had this happen loads of times..,Yeah but that wouldn't create such a genuine moment! +He's older than me...,Cool. +"Studying for a Greek final and I made a little meme, thought yall might appreciate","Although this is not about modern Greek, I will allow it!" +Donald Trump's potential Homeland Security chief: Send 'a million to Guantanamo without trial',Boy that protest vote/nonvote is really paying off for us true progressives. +Great Barrier Reef: Australia's 'response plan' draft contains no new action or funding,When it comes to the reef australia is to blame for all climate change and we should just accept responsibility for all the climate induced woe. +"The heading is pointless. Every dam will slow the rotation of the earth in the same way. They're not even claiming that the Three Gorges Dam will be special in that the amount of slowing will be measurable, because it won't be.","Duh, just build a Dam in the other direction so it slows it down the opposite direction by the same amount!" +"You don't know what a rhetorical question is, do you?","Well, the person just gave you a rhetorical answer." +Trump focuses on four key states,"Denial, panic, confusion, and depression" +"At 4400 right now, over half the decks I see have Royal GG and all of them are level 12-13 despite the users only being level 10-11. It's so powerful when it's over leveled.",But the 4% damage nerf was harsh enough! +What brand loyalty do you have because of NASCAR?,"I've boycotted Advocare, Ethanol Fuel, and Cheerios since they started sponsoring the Dillon brothers." +"Heh, 2013. What a horrible year for us, and yet we won the Open Cup.",Should've gone to the team with the most points. +"If they thought it was a suicide attempt, that would certainly illuminate things, to my mind.",Yeah exactly. +What they should do is make doors like canvas' so we can draw on them.,But how would they charge a ridiculous amount for an in game feature like such? +Jeff Sessions Slammed A Law Protecting Schoolchildren With Disabilities,The ADA is just a safe space and all these alleged disabled people should just man up. +Chris Jackson singing One Last Time with the camera on President Obama was probably the most emotional part of the movie for me.,ALL THE FEELS +TIL that Miami Police Department uses fixed microphones throughout the city and a special software to automatically pick up any gun shots and triangulate their origin to a couple of meters accuracy. Allowing them to immediately dispatch Officers there.,Tie this into a system of autonomous public safety drones--all technology that already exists--and you've got some seriously Orwellian stuff going on. +Sadly for him it's the same one that separates church and state.,But we gotta put JESUS back in the white house! +"I missed the backstory, but all's well that ends well as they say. Glad it worked out, and that there was a fall-back if it hadn't!",I was almost fired for insubordination to the point where corporate looked into me. +"60 years ago their parents or grandparents made real money working in factories doing jobs about as complex as flipping burgers at McDonalds. They kept their pensions and became homeowners during the golden years of American prosperity. Now the only opportunities in town are fast food at minimum wage, and minimum wage isn't enough, and their lifestyles will never compare to their parents' So now who can try to say that they should be bettering themselves to find higher paying jobs, when their parents had the same education and did jobs of the same complexity yet earned gainful income with retirement benefits??",Get out of here with your empathy and logic +wait what? you're shiny hunting with something slower than a stufful?,Base Speed 50 is pretty high for this gen though +"Everyone, except fucking slothful Betelgeuse, naturally! He's, um, lecturing it about the witch's love I guess?",Look again +Anyone else here play tennis? I know being huge and tennis are kinda contradictory but I love it.,Rafael Nadal is **fucking massive** so you'll be fine. +Just spent the night playing BF1 and won the collectors edition!,"Mothers everywhere: But, don't you have that game already?" +Update 29.12.2016 (Server Update) - BR Changes are Live!,vampire VAMPIRE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA +Smiling and clapping after nearly splitting a guys head open. So classy.,Bringing the Bad Boys back! +"Sure, still a bait imo","makes 0 sense , pretty sure if someone had kato 14s they would put it in the title , but whatevers your opinion" +I told you guys Allo was working!,Here's your +"Arvind Kejriwal-led AAP's 'secret unit' exposed, LG launches probe","For a party who came to power by 'exposing' others, they seem to get exposed a lot these days." +So who is that last practice squad spot going to?,Kearse so he can hibernate and then evolve into playoff clutch Kearse. +"I don't know what weapons world war 3 will be fought with, but world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones.",2 call of poopy 4 me +"Is it fear mongering if the patterns are the same as we've seen in past? People aren't making this up. We are just repeating patterns that have already happened. Look at any Strong man in history. He rose the same way as Trump, with the same populist idealism as Trump. And we know how they always end. Not optimistic, but I hope I am wrong.",History is just another liberal lie. +No?,"I'm sure most of the poor uneducated white woman in rural America are very independent, healthy, and young." +The Red Sox have won their ninth game in a row. And I expected this divisional race to be close...,:( +The person is smart. People are dumb... Wise words from Agent K.,"As a trump supporter, I choose to interpret this as the majority of people are wrong in hating him" +Breitbart uses a Weather Channel Clip to Claim Global Cooling. The Weather Channel Responds.,Oh no don't want to anger the news of choice for r/the_donald. +"US 'got it so wrong' on Saddam Hussein, says CIA analyst who interrogated dictator | 'We never thought about using weapons of mass destruction,' former Iraqi ruler told CIA",This'll shut those damn liberals up about Russia +"Republican voters when a Democrat is President: you're oppressing me! destroying the Constitution! Descent is the highest form of patriotism! Republicans the second a Republican gets elected (reader note: does not have to even be in office yet, just the minute after the vote winner is announced): Suck it libs, time to ship everyone off to Gitmo and strip rights from minorities and other religions. And protesting makes you an un-American Commie!","Exactly, and it'll only get worse when the next war starts." +"'Incorrigible' public masturbator shouldn't be locked up for life, Supreme Court says","This pathetic man needs therapy, not a prison sentence." +Scientist just discovered indisputable proof that our entire universe is an elaborate simulation. What do we do now?,Hack the shit out of it. +You will tip the pizza guy for bringing you a $10 pizza but won't tip ups for bringing you a $900 video card.,Which one of them do you think gets paid way more? +My soda was partially produced with genetic engineering,HFCS? +"Daily Food Diary! November 29, 2016 This is a daily food diary thread for November 29, 2016. You do not necessarily need to wait until the end of the day to post all your meals. You can post now and then edit. Please include calories. A possible format: * **Breakfast** * **Lunch** * **Dinner** * **Snacks** * **Total:** A calorie estimate/calculation is encouraged!","Breakfast: 1/2 C Oatmeal with splenda and cinnamon Lunch: 1/4 C Chickpeas, 4oz tilapia, 1/2 boiled egg Dinner: 3 small Yukon gold potatoes Snack: Watermelon, plain tea, black coffee, and diet coke Total: 465" +"Work, Play & Chill",I wish they made cases that long! +1 million people in the streets of Havanna (population of 2.1m)! Hasta siempre!,"If you look at the edge of the frame, then you can clearly see the barrels of the police's rifles as they force the people to mourn at gunpoint." +Short-term thinking in corporate America is strangling the economy,But at least these practices generated surplus value for the shareholders! +"Trumps is awesome, huh? But seriously how many people did Carrier still layoff and how much tax revenue did we lose to save 1000 jobs? (A tonne isn't a unit of measurement in the good old US of A, by the way, FOREIGN DEVIL.)",Damned you damned if you don't Good ol tax revenue that our extremely efficient government will put to excellent use I'm sure +Also because the latency is highly overblown. The pastebin says you can't move your finger a couple mm and have it register as a scroll but I can move my finger less than 1 mm and it'll register.,Literally unusable +What are you listening to at this very moment? If you aren't listening to music the last thing you listened to is acceptable too :),Music +it's called slang,Slang is also slang +does anyone who is the woman at the end? Is it Salter? Because the announcement said that Reyes and Salter took their lives to take down the shipyard. The campaign was one of my favourites and it was really well done in my opinion. Zero grav parts were absolutely awful on veteran and I can't imagine them on specialist. Also does anyone know what's after specialist?,Yes the woman at the end was the ghost of Salter +I think we broke liberals.,Do we really want to normalise the notion that women must dress modestly? +What's the worst part about Christmas?,The Loneliness +"Lipstick on a pig, tits on a bull. Useless.",Fake tits on a zombie worthless. +So...I won the Rocket League edition NZXT case from the first RLCS. Seemed like a good time to build a new computer.,Glorious! +This isn't what functioning people do while drunk.,"Yeah, because everyone gets drunk the same way, right?" +"I thought Mitt winning would have been a disaster for the country, but I would donate and campaign to get that man president today.",I would give my left tit for that man to be President right now. +"For real, I have to wake up in 4 hours for school, but the green wall comes first.","Upvotes for dedication, I can relate-" +A Norwegian friend of mine was kinda weirded out by how we typically add dark soy sauce to our runny soft boiled eggs. *Glorious golden yolks*,That's funny cos a lot of ang mohs I know put soy sauce on white rice before eating them. +"Because The Crusades worked so well the first time, I guess the space factor is just the sequel we needed.","Well, I guess when we manage to kill off the regular Jews, we just move on to the Space Jews" +Former Toronto police officer with PTSD refused by 6 taxis,But it'll be racist or bigoted to point out that the cab drivers were most likely Muslim and that dogs are dirty according to their religion. +Halloween Party,Are u dressed like pepe? +"I really feel like Reddit is not bad. I have contemplated deleting my Facebook account so many times, I feel like Facebook is so toxic and brings out the worst in humans, its almost like people are less intelligent there as well. I don't know, I use Reddit everyday and I really don't contemplate never using Reddit again. I feel like you actually learn more with Reddit.",Dropped this +I'm going to guess smaller and lighter batteries,"Yeah, because batteries fuel jet engines..." +"School is LITERALLY prison. If you disagree, you've been brainwashed!",I get surprise buttsecksed in the halls +"Farmers Are Courting Trump, But They Don't Speak For All Of Rural America","Right, that's exactly why trump won 2939 out of 3102 counties in the US- because rural America isn't riding the Trump train." +"Boobs can get you first time, retaining needs good service.",He meant both the boobs. +Rant Away Wednesday I got the post? DID I JUST GET THE POST? *Is this the real life* *Or is this just fantasy*,"no rant, zakman is back in town, friendly as ever ;)" +"Nice story, but still, bots are not random, bots are programmed to do something. And when the altcoin price is moving with the Bitcoin, there has to be some agenda behind it, a goal. Some whale should explain this in details but it won't, they keep this stuff for themselves, unfortunately.",Why *must* this be the case? +yes. Playing fps on a hmd is truly the future... of vomiting.,"Yeah, that's why Onward is one of the top selling VR games on Steam" +Muslims=ISIS,These political emails are out of control +Apple also does this with the current Mac Pro. All the chips are made in China but it's put together in USA.,All 3 of them. +"Pls help me I'm in trouble. So my laptop is kinda bad, I get hit with a blue screen of death every time I start up my computer. With a different reason each time btw. But rarely I get a blue screen while I'm done with the start up. This happened 2 times and both times I'm hit with a problem. So I'm chilling and all of a sudden my screen changes into a blue screen. Critical process died (whatever taht means). I wait a bit thinking nothing of it. When I get back in, I see that instead of the regular wireless Icon (the 4 bars ((or 5 I forget))) I have a what looks to be a computer monitor with a wire right next to it, and a Red X on the bottom left as the new icon. I can't connect to any internet. I trouble shooted and it said That it cannot connect to the wireless adaptor and that it's missing or soemthing. I google it, try random solutions, none worked. I have no internet on my computer btw. I even try to add a legacy drive or something it didn't work. (Even though I tried a random 4 drivers out of the like 50). I keep having to factory reset my laptop and it takes so long. Pls help me",Any pictures that can help us diagnose your problem? +The GoT Experience,"What is this, an LCD for ants?" +"Hey, look at it this way - if Grimy Goons decks have incentive to hold onto cards to maximise buff value, people could hold onto a lot of cards in their hand to get as much value as possible, like for the 2 mana 1/1 Paladin minion.","Those are only paladin cards other classes don't have that effect they only buff one random minio n, the nerf to mill was jade idol" +"Clearly, I can tell you've been watching those bee movie memes on youtube or something lmao. The description says it all..",sounds more like terminator to me +"I'll just be gay, thank you very much.",You must hate women so much you won't even have sex with them! +"Yeah, I've tried talking to everyone, but no one offers dialogue leading the ballistic weave quests with PAM.",The quests that lead to ballistic weave I believe are the DIA Cache ones whatever they're called +"For anyone who's interested in this, there's a pretty good movie called 'To Hell and Back' which stars Murphy himself.","CROSSES GROW ON ANZIO, WHERE NO SOLDIERS SLEEP AND WHERE HELL'S SIX FEET DEEP!" +CBS Boston reporter wishes death on Trump. Tolerant left!,CBS is so objective and unbiased. +"I have been told that it is illegal to own a firearm under a certain age in state C and Scott is currently below that age. I also believe, but am not 100%, that certain details of his mental health and military background disqualify him from such purchases.",He served in the military but is not old enough to own a firearm? +..on the sauce,Wow that takes a lot of courage to call someone out for steroids in a bodybuilding forum ^^^s +What's the dumbest thread that made it to the front page?,This one! +Are there any top players who don't use the 4321 or 41212(2)?,Yeah me +You're held at gunpoint and will be shot if you cannot supply a random fact that the person has honestly never heard. What do you tell them?,"Casey's Corner, the hot dog place on Main Street in Walt Disney World is themed and named after the 1888 poem about baseball, Casey at Bat" +Made my own version of the Winterfox gloves design,Reported for relevance +What's the coolest thing most people don't know chromecast can do?? just got it so i'm curious,It Can Inform everybody on your WiFi Network you are currently watching porn. +"First of all, agreed - justice feels so sweet. But...this feels like the perfect video to illustrate why I do no PvP in this game. The game mechanics are just not well designed for it. That was one of the most ridiculous multiplayer fights I have ever seen. Face-to-face for 1 minute and 20 seconds? I don't see how that is fun....","Yeah, it would be ten times more fun if he died instantly when shot in the back, giving him no chance to retaliate." +Sneaky funny? Ok buddy.,You mean butthole jokes are not cool anymore? +Hillary Clinton has massive lead over Donald Trump in major national poll,Ah now the polls have been rigged again +Cat-ling Gun...!,"doesn't rapid fire like a catling gun, seems more like a semi-autocatic to me" +"KD doesn't say anything about your skill. For instance, if you're really good at capturing the flag in CTF, you should have a really low KD ratio.",Unless you use 3L1T3 H4X TO GET THOSE SICK HEADSHOTS +"Crocodile teeth not going in Not sure why my last 4 or 5 games after the brute stops the croc then I go try to replace with the gold teeth, it's not giving me the little popup to place the teeth at all. Just wondering if it's just me having this issue?",i never got a pop up just hold square +Blade vortex is still very usable. Cospris is still very usable. SRS is still very usable. COC is still very usable. Sure they work differently now. Maybe theyre not as overpowered as you want them to be now?,But but PT said they're still OP so I gotta listen to him still. +So it's like the F35. Simply terrible.,At least one can say the Aegis Redeemer will do the job it was made to do... +"If that were true and rape was seen as bad by society, he wouldn't have been allowed to keep making films on a purely sociological level, regardless of legal complications/lack of judicial punishment.",But his child raping doesn't have anything to do with his art! +Is this game worth getting? I'm debating whether or not to get it this week and I'm just looking for someone who owns the game to give their point of view from playing it.,No. +"With the addition of multi-class heroes, maybe we can get a REAL druid? I know we have Malfurion already, and he is technically the first ever druid, but I feel I'm not the only one who feels he doesn't quite encompass the fantasy of a druid. I know it's resto, but still, I want cat form :D Personally, I am hoping for Hamuul Runetotem or Zen'tabra. Would add a much needed tauren or troll, and would be a great opportunity for a true druid where you can choose talents for bear, cat, and maybe boomkin/treant. Maybe even a flight form talent.","No seriously, Hamuul is perfect for this role." +Photoshopped,ofc because everyone knows katanas aren't total dog shit +OzziE Proving Grounds Compilation!,that music though +How can someone with an Oxford education be so stupid?,that's just what they want you to think... that or to just swallow the headline wholesale without analysis +Some are actually glass sheets.,Even tempered glass ones won't help much at all in drops. +shooting a shotgun 1 handed isnt that hard man,"Just don't lock a wrist or an elbow, and you can shoot a lot of things 1 handed... ;)" +Skip Bayless says Alabama 'lucky' to not play Vanderbilt this year,LoL +"So now google+ a bunch of other people are able to monitor/fuck with my digital identity. Great, fanfuckingtastic.","If you have nothing to hide, that shouldn't be any problem" +"Yea but everyone before then had a much cheaper education to pay for. One of my high school teachers graduated in the 90's from a private university with between 8-10k in debt, only having to work part time. Today going to the same school doing what he did would easily run him 4 times as much.",And I'm sure tax payers paying off students' debts will do wonders to lower the cost of tuition. +Thank you i was imagining bairn as an adult man and it got weird,"yeah, because a grown man stealing a child's penis isn't weird." +And we can nuke them. We should do it too.,Please be +"Best way to keep doubled-up fleece blanket together? Hi everyone, i'm totally new to sewing and want to make a blanket as a random act of kindness! My question is, if I only sew (or no-sew) the two pieces of fleece together, won't either of the fleece get separated or bunched up? If so, what can I do to avoid this? Would it be best to sew lines, say half a foot apart, down the body of the blanket? What are common ways of dealing with this problem? My blanket is 2.5 yards long! Thanks :)",Look up tied quilts +"Awww you're so welcome man! What are your new specs? Is a company building it for you or are you putting it together yourself? Good news on a personal front, my wife says I can buy the new nVidia GTX 1080 Ti after it comes out. Rumor has it the Ti will have 10 GB of video memory and will be even faster overall than the GTX Titan. I'm so excited! She's so awesome! My Requiem experience will be so awesome.",Jesus is it not really fucking expensive? +What? This is third most visited social media site and most active,That doesn't mean these companies are listening to the top commenter on how to run their business. +Antonio dribbling around our own end line with two Mancs near him... wtf are you doing?,But it's because he isn't a defender +Keep in mind that nirvana never would be as popular as it is today if Kurt hadn't blown his brains out.,"Yea, because it's not like they were really popular before he died." +Fuck the commonwealth. *Fallen is dumb.*,"Then venture out of mom's basement, buy a plane ticket and leave." +"Technically if TSM were to get Piglet, they wouldn't have an available import spot for a new support. Svenskeren and Piglet would be both imports. AFAIK Piglet never claimed residency in NA before the rule changed to 4 years.","If he wants a veteran support then bring xpecial, I'm sure the xpecial and piglet bot lane would be great!" +Thanks Santa :),I am gonna ask just one thing: Why Kraken? +Literally what part of Black Breath is the black metal element. It clearly takes influence from crust/hardcore and Sweden/HM2 death metal.,"Um, it's in the name, try again sweetheart" +What is the greatest unsolved mystery of all time?,How many world titles Ric Flair actually held. +"Best time to buy? I'm thinking about trading in my cruze for a camaro and was wondering when would be the best time to do it? In 5 or 6 months will dealers be trying to get rid of 2017 models? A dealer near me has one I want for pretty cheap, a v6 model for 22k","They are currently trying to get rid of 16 models, in a few months they won't have the 17 models marked down, they wait until the absolute last moment to do it." +MrSpeedrun will get a 1:38 soon,Funny joke Go donate to him to support his quest to be a full time streamer +"Look at it like this analogy. When there is a Traffic jam on the way to the airport that is a drought. Solution is to build a trainline, that is the desalination plant.","don't be silly, no one one identifies and resolves problems!" +Mkhitaryan and Martial,Yesh but Mikhitaryan should smile more. +Anybody below 4k wn8 overall is a noob,Forgot the +"Maybe it's the chordal layering of the vocals... i just listened again, hairs on my skin all stood up.",In a good way? +"Hmm. I feel like Lohlunat Favors are already easier to get than the winter ornaments, since there's only one type.","Summer Items cost a lot more than winter ones, though." +Niece's hand was impaled by a toothpick. (She's completely fine!!),So no one's gunna ask exactly *how* this happened? +"I thought Dr Spock was an expert on babies, not nuclear fission catalysts.","I thought that was kirk, the Benjamin Franklin of his time." +"Strange rocks found at beach, blue and sponge like.",Coral? +Why aren't you going bro?,girlfriend has the opera and there ain't no way i'm going solo +And don't you come back!,"No more, no more, no more, no more!" +What's your favorite commentary duo?,Phil Simms and Joe Buck. +"Agreed, the so called sportbible and other clickbait sites are a disease.",Sport Bible news = Dave on Facebook said so in the comments +Official: Peanut is now a SKT player,But EU/NA Peanut... +Smeb isn't Kevin Durant.,TIL: a Korean professional gamer isn't a 6'11 Black man +"The thing I see beginners always misunderstanding is that it takes actual labor to produce finished looking pieces of art. That piece that they finished and are super happy about usually looks terrible because they haven't put in enough work to get lost in the drawing. There are also warm up exercises that are good to zone out on that are like practicing scales. The one that I really enjoy is drawing lines of varying pressure until I can go freehand across the page. The other one that I really should start warming up on is drawing a dot, then doing ellipse practice where the goal is to meet where you began in a single quick stroke. Both of those give a greater appreciation for line and increase the general quality of work.","yeah I think those are good for breaking the bad habit of hairy lines, though I sometimes wonder if they also reinforce the bad habit of focusing on contours and locking in heavy lines too soon in the drawing process" +We don't fight until Saturday *staring intensifies*,Probably one of the best lines of 2016 IMO. +Can Bryce Harper Return To MVP-Form Next Season? What kind of season do you expect Harper to have this coming season? Can he return to the 9+ WAR type of player once again?,I bet he doesn't get a hit all season +Good kitty!,Lol +I can now report that Edwin Encarnacion to the Rays is done. 10 years $1 billion. Don't ask me where they got the money.,Mad Montreal relocation money dawg +Ah well what do I know? Politics is for the men folk anyway ;p,You're referring to the Golden Age. +Goldman Sachs is one of the best financial investment firms in the world. It's no surprise that the best and brightest end up there. Just because Mnunchin made a lot of money in the system we have set up doesn't mean he doesn't have good ideas on how to improve the system. I don't think Trump supporters will care.,They are doing god's work. +"Which pro team from any region and any season do you guys think seemed the most dominant but still failed to win the championship that year? With all the LCK drama and ROX tigers disbanding, I was thinking of how dominant ROX was in the regular season yet they still failed to win the world championship. Which team do you guys think was robbed of a title?",It's like you WANT to be bombarded with TSM fans +thanks! got one more 4 lber too not in the pic buddy I was with got about 7 also 2 at about 4 lbs and a few 3 lbers,"Hey man I'm from Saint Clair shores, and I make videos for fishing but I never have any luck on st Clair so I just fish up north at my cottage, mind sharing some tips?" +Toka armor megaththread I just recently got the toka armor set and am currently using it with dual blades. I was wondering what other weapons are good with this set and if there are specifically any weapons for each element that I should be aiming to get and use with the toka set.,With Tenderizer +5 000 charm you can get weakness exploit and get 100% crit with affinity oil and attacking weak spots +But it's Walt Fucking Disney!,Also he's an Illuminati devil worshiper +"I'm aware, horribly placed quote",You must be fun at parties +"Butch Jones is in Jackson, TN right now recruiting Trey Smith",Recruiting him to Purdue? +UF is a better job than Oregon in just about every way. He has pretty much no reason to move unless Uncle Phill is flashing some serious green in his face.,Not as many uniform combinations though +Snape kills Dumbledore.,You monster +"Yeah I didn't even know he was traded to the Jets so that would explain why. I mean he did only get 31 carries last year. He got 973 yards on 250 carries for 3.9 YPC AND 7 TD's as a rookie. Obviously not good numbers but the Rams were horrible. I find it hard to believe he's not a capable back up in the league and there's some starting backs I could see him performing better than. I mean Ivory last year was 1,070 yards on 247 carries for 4.3 YPC and 7 TD's. Pretty comparable. Matt Jones last year was 490 yards on 144 carries for 3.4 YPC and 3 TD's. Hyde last year was 333 yards on 83 carries for 4.0 YPC and 4 TD's. Jay Ajayi has looked horrible. Ameer Abdullah is coming off an injury. Tl;dr I think he should be on a roster.","i don't get it, unless you are blind or are Zac Stacy" +Is Lillard the worst defending starting point guard?,"According to +/- stats, yes" +"2nd and 17, run for 3. Fuck McAdoo so hard.",Classic +"That guy was put to shame on twitter, he shut his acct down.",Thanks for the update. +I knew I shouldn't have opened this as I was enjoying my subway egg white sandwich on flatbread..,Was. +Private loans are already free to try 1-up the government option. They just can't do it because they need to make a profit. There is absolutely no way privitizing would benefit anyone but banks and shareholders.,Why do you liberal elites hate America? +"What happened to Apolo Crews? I don't remember seing him in the last month, is he injured or something?",They are saving him for when Xavier breaks up with new day to form the Newer Day with crews and swann. +WHY... just retire and be remembered as a legend ...,It's almost like he cares more about his future than what immature kids will think of him years from now. +It's so much harder to play good when you're tilted.,play well* +"I'm pretty sure they didn't outright reject them, but just heavily restricted the annual quotas",they saw them as potential nazi spies and turned away thousands and thousands :( +Don't forget Bernie now,Who? +"... and the kid was consistent in his story. She was the one making excuses. I feel like they were both consistent, and responding (consistently) to an accusation doesn't really qualify as an excuse. Look, I'm as much about a pussy pass being denied as the next person, but this is not an example of that. This is just a ruling against a woman based on no evidence, which I don't feel is to be lauded.","With genders reversed, it's not uncommon for the same thing to happen, which is why this is kinda pussy pass denied, since reverse cases like that are typically judged by pussy pass." +I'm going to set up a gofundme page for these poor guys - words cannot describe the feelings I have when I hear of their suffering.,You missed a +Am I crazy that I want a Finn Balor vs Brock Lesnar match at mania for the belt?!,Only if you want Brock to win. +Who are some of your all time favorite players that aren't necessarily fan favorites or BB legends? One of my all time favorites is Andy from BB15. He was great on the show and he's hilarious off the show.,Found andy's alt +I do what I can. You're welcome.,"You two should meet up, and like pee together and stuff." +Was not expecting the 8-card combo,"I hate BMing usually, but i have to appreciate that player's sense of drama." +Between SKT and their 4th championship,Nice +Speculation Hamilton Threatened To Quit Mercedes Mid 2016 Season.,Hamilton to Ferrari confirmed +Fine. No one call her a terrorist. Call her a Christian terrorist.,"No Sir, we only specify the religion when the Terrorist is a muslim." +"No, God's illiterate.","I mean, after all, He did confuse everyone's languages." +"this is what they always don't get, that we see it as murder and of course we want murder to be illegal, of course we don't want a right for others to murder for the sake of freedom it's ridiculous and they never see us as equals in these debates",Hume and Kant; where my subjective viewpoint is better than any objective fact. +Came here to upvote this,And have one for yourself good sir! +But it is relevant. Tunisia has such a low number of Islamic extremism related deaths precisely because it's so secular compared to the surrounding countries.,"I fear I may have articulated myself incorrectly, I agree with what you've said." +there's a serious of rules you apply.,Very serious +As long as Europe moves towards more Balkanization - or at least towards more EU members - I'm sure the Jews will be pleased.,It could be argued that that is better than living in an already Jewish controlled Europe. +Should be up now as far as I'm aware. They had issues with it and had to pull it for a while earlier but it was available again as of a couple of hours ago.,Agh ok I was wondering why when the motd first came up why it wasn't there. +There's been an increase with issues about lag in the game. Not just you. Servers suck balls.,Agh good to know. +There was a time long ago when it was known as being a total bitch.,My parents taught me 'the world doesn't care about your feelings My Drill Sergeant taught me fuck your feelings +What a terrible day for rain...,"Man, now that I have read FMA, this hits me every time I see it." +God artorias was so fucking cool. They designed him so well.,And the 2HR2 of the abyss greatsword is *so* damn badass when you bait enemies into it. +Renzi fa sul serio sul gioco d'azzardo?,Vogliono tagliare le gambe alle coperture del reddito di cittadinanza? +"Napolitano e il lessico della politica: Ministra vocabolo orribile, Sindaca abominevole",Brutta cosa la vecchiaia. +"fuck it, man. if i see something weird it's my duty to get a high-quality video to show the world and back up my otherwise totally nutso story",Sorry guys haha wanted to be as discrete as possible haha +What kind of bottle has a wide enough neck to take coins? I need a magician to get coins into my bottles.,My mom always keeps coins in this giant empty tequila bottle she got as a present one year. +Seriously no one I have ever met has ever been polled including 40+ adults that earn a higher income! Wth?!,Because there are millions of people in your country and it only takes a thousand or so participants to get the statistical reliability opinion polls want? +Welcome Back Wildturtle,Most of you guys are understimating Turtle +not really. this weekend was still important regardless of the result vs man u next weekend...,"putting 9 points between us and United is massive, that won't be an easy difference for them to over turn and could put us level with city" +"She could get the Wukong treatment to her 1, with the bonus damage against minions.",yea that might do it . +"What annoys you when other people do it, but you occasionally do it as well?","Pedestrians have the right of way, except when I'm not one." +Direct quote from the source: The newspaper also reported Mr Trump had been unaware he would have to replace the entire presidential staff upon taking office.,"Ssh, pointing out the God-emperors failings is heresy" +"Which you know, is why I said wins","Which, you know, counting wins but not losses is fantasy and not reality" +"I hope the Toyota truck driver was like these fucking assholes, fuck them! and then bumped them.",Evan a love tap from the yota would have obliterated that SUV. +NEW REQUEST THREAD you kno what to do,Sola - Trippy Turtle +"I made a poem for you! Why did he say Man? Bill already had a dick See? Look, mom and dad!",What a beautiful haiku +"Lol. Throw some shit on a phone case, charge $70",It's couture though +Immediate action Do they think Trump is a wizard?,For starters he could stop saying it is all a hoax and caused by the chinese. +I made an infographic for Lets Play: UNO: The Movie,You sick bastard. +"Baby Jesus not allowed on city property anymore, Michigan town says",I am shocked that a middle-eastern refugee would ever have been allowed in the first place. +I dropped from 1.2k to 3.2k weekly. Guess i can say goodbye to those 2 4* pots. Well atleast monthly just ended and i got safely into 3k there.,"Mad respect man, you choose not too abuse bug, its ok im with you, I also dropping fast if that make you feel a bit better." +That was the most beautiful thing I have ever read. Thank you for the lols,I'm here to give unlike the dark prince (s)Carr +You could. Just saying.,"Well thanks for that personalized financial advice, I hadn't thought of that!" +Iran's supreme leader tells Ahmadinejad not to run again for president,"Towards the end of Ahmadinejad's term, didn't he get into spats with the supreme leader?" +Wow. Two Friends Were Picked Up By Police At Jeep Stop For Random Drug Testing On Their Way To BPO Office Today. What Happened To Our Rights?,And the idiot thinks it's fine. +Duke and Benji are in negotiations with Immortals,who tf is Benji lmao +"They downvote me when I smash, but upvote when I diarrhea.","misery loves company, I guess." +I'd say that's more true for Jon Stewart. Noah is a lot more in-touch and homous to the under 30 crowd. Stewart's best moments were his off-the-show interviews and calling conservative radio/the media on its bs.,hummus? +Best Laliga Keeper Who will be the best option for Laliga team keeper?,IF Kameni +Shaggy didn't get that name from some hairdo,Hahaha I love it. +Easyish way to sneak liquor on to a cruise ship. I got a lot of positive feedback on the video so wanted to post! Bring on the downvotes!,Downboats** +Trickle down economics is and always has been a strawman.,It's the political equivalent to just the tip. +Wasting a scammer's time can be fun,Ok phu what a nice name got me lol +Penn State Proposes President Barron make PSU A SANCTUARY CAMPUS for Illegal Immigrants.,"Great, happy PSU is finally putting illegal immigrants before students and documented immigrants who have the legal right to study here." +"QUICK, DOWNVOTE HIM INTO OBLIVION, HE SAID _UPMOTE_!!!!","So did you, do does that mean you get a downvote too?" +New PVP Matching,you got this +I thought this was clear from their most recent game. They hugged after.,That doesn't get clicks tho +Where are people seeing 'statistics'? The only thing I'm seeing close to that is 'statists' (hammering in the stake on the left hand). I'm confused by that reference though. Isn't a 'statist' someone who supports states rights? Aren't we supporting that as well?,I think when he says statists he means proponents of big government. +Enter to simply go to garden store and buy some perlite. Way better at sucking up moisture,Actually this should be the top comment. +Oh no!! This pupper ate a spicy fly. Upvote to do him a get well soon!!,"Hello friendo, it is nice that you want to help that pupper out but we don't allow asking for upvotes here (Rule IX)" +"'cmon, he's not invited to parties. you have to have friends for that. (see, I made a joke there)",OMG such a juvenile joke! +drive 3.4km further and park at Downsview? Temporarily pay to park near their work until the Yorkdale lot is done? Temporarily take GO and park on one of their lots? So many options!,Downsview fills up even earlier than Wilson. +He's gotten like every common at least 10 times that's not a bug that's just how opening packs goes,he had significantly more tri-class cards +now I feel even worst for posting this...,You're basically Hitler. +FBI Confirms Hillary Gave Classified Information to Foreign Countries,"Lock this stupid bitch up already, what are they waiting for!" +"everyone ends up a sneaky archer, there is no escape",I always end up as a sword mage +Tim Elliott being Tim Elliott,looks like conor against nate +Epic please stop nerfing good gods.,"omg please nerf this god they keep killing me, I hate hi-rez omg why is hi-rez nerfing my favorite god, I always do well with her and she's gonna be worse now, kys hi-rez Do you see where i'm going with this?" +9999,Wow thanks man! +Another BF1 giveaway! Just leave a comment and I'll pick a winner at 10PM EST this evening.,I like Battlefield 4 better +FFO The Front Bottoms,"Wait this is the front bottoms, Nick is just an anagram of Brian" +You don't feel just slightly embarrased asking what those acronyms meant? We all knew what it meant.,"Here, let me help you with that:" +Why do you call them freaks? I am against abortion. I wouldn't consider myself a freak. They just believe that ALL living and human beings ought to have the right to life (or the right to not be killed). If you believed that a human fetus was equal to and worthy of the same rights as all other human beings you might be where they are right now. Personally I think you should go talk to them before you judge them.,Didn't you know that if someone does not hold your view they can be characterized as a freak? +"He needs to stop. He's not helping. Besides, Hillary beat him to condemning it.","Clinton condemned the action, Trump condemned a group of people (Who may or may not have had anything to do with it)" +I posted this a month ago lol,just elucidating some shit bruh +Don't forget to drag the dead Gary in there so you can bring all the clean pristine items back!,And gauss rifle a Chinese assault rifle out of a Chinese soldiers hands and reverse pick pocket. +im 17 and dont smoke,"I was joking, but thanks." +"Bullshit. I went to an Obama rally back in 2008, and the man promised us that he would repeal the Patriot Act. It became very clear that the man was a farce when he renewed the very act he had promised to repeal. Obama is just another lying piece of shit that serves the business elite instead of the American people, one of the Podesta emails proved that he let a Citigroup executive choose the vast majority of his cabinet.",But russians... +TBF Artanis is actually good in silver because silvers can't CC,Yeah but it's in Plat (still works though) +From my family to yours...,Maybe memes would have a democrat in them if they didn't rig their own primary. +cc4 offers,Hypernova and 4cc3 +But they didn't include GT.,Exactly +Putin: Russian aggression is 'a myth',"Of course not, Russia's hand is just getting forced by the evil West!" +I thought this meant r/battlestations was brigading and I was very confused...,lmaooooooooooooo +"But...the inner-city! Just kidding, he doesn't give a fat rat's ass.",Nobody said anything about black people. +I drank 5 pints of cider yesterday. Now my farts smell rather like apples. AMA,What's your favourite brand of hand sanitiser? +"6'2 250lbs white dude here that has been reduced to tears by more than a handful of podcasts, will definitely take your recommendation and give The Moth a listen today. Stitcher has recommended it to me a bunch of times but for whatever reason I never gave it a shot","Well as an 8 stories tall crustacean from the Cambrian period, it gets me in the feels also." +"My gym got rid of the chalk because it's making a mess. Nbd, I bought my own chalk. Nope, they banned me from using it because we don't like the powder everywhere. How the hell can you run a gym without chalk?? Now I have to practically rip my hands open on deadlifts",liquid chalk. +Hillary Clinton Now Leads Donald Trump by Over 2.5 Million Votes,"when they subtract the 2.5m illegal votes, it'll be about even." +Not to mention the Iraq after photo is during a sandstorm. So the US causes more sandstorms?,HAARP is being used to control the weather for the Globalists /Alex Jones +no,I'll finish it for you for your ACB +"And then when called out on thinking that helping a small number of people, taking virtually zero resources, is 'a waste of time', you got aggressive because your entire argument is 'i'm a kneejerk reactionary'. Why do I have to spell every step out?",Hahahaha I'm hardly aggressive why are you so fragile +Am Asian too. Butter on rice sounds like you're asking to be fat.,"From personal experience, you don't have to eat buttered rice to get fat." +"I always have difficulty turning on the spankbank (that's what I call it anyway... easier to pronounce than Armiger), but generally, I wait until the blue circle is full, stand facing who I want to unleash the spanking too and hit and hold both buttons at the same time. It *IS* L1+R1 (LB+RB on Xbox) but just to be safe, double check your control setup in the options menu.",ahh thanks i did get it to work finally. +"What are the ultimate season solos, are they difficult and are they worth doing?",Only for the master sets I think +"I love the way the doctor says it, just how he modulates his voice and everything.",I definitely read it in his voice! +"You're not wrong about climate change, though the reason why the elfstedentocht can't happen every 5 years anymore is also because of much stricter rules(many of the first elfstedentochten wouldn't have been held under current rules). Also 2012 would have been cold enough if it wasn't for the snow event on a thin layer of ice preventing any ice from forming.",Global Warming Hoax confirmed +Wut. Tim Farron literally was trying to say that not everyone who voted leave was a stupid racist. Wtf was this lady on about?,"Didn't you hear her say she researched EVERYTHING and even made a pros and cons list, how dare you question her integrity and intelligence!" +Blizzard Response: COMPENSATION,When do we get the packs? +"Actually that was really consistent too. Throughout DBZ until Buu, Gohan in fights would be paralyzed by fear until someone hurt those he cared about whether it was Raditz, Nappa, Vegeta, the Genyu Force, Freeza and yes Cell.",What about Cell Jr's? +What's really amazing to me is when trolls treat people like shit and then act shocked and offended when their targets actually do something about it. Freedom of speech is not freedom from consequences.,Reminds me of people who get upset when overwatch permabans them for cheating. +"Hmm, good strategy, but If you ask me the maximum BM can come out of a singular cry ~~since 3 of them can sometimes summon the dark lord and will just annoy your opponent.~~ A singular cry ~~will not spawn the dark lord in any way~~ and will send a shiver of salt down your opponents taste buds. ~~Be careful not to summon the dark lord!~~","agreed, too many reeks of desperation and washes away all the salt." +"True, but it is true as well, that EU should be able to play the expansion by now.","Blizzard never gave exact time when EU expansion goes live, only that it will be on 2nd December." +"No, the actor must cut her dick off.",All part of the sacrifices a method actor must perform for their art I presume. +I don't tip.,What a fucking quality post here! +"I'm from Hamilton, and this isn't the first time this has happened. It is not race related it was robbery related. Similar things have happened a few times this year, not even far from where this happened.",You misogynist racist bigot white supremacist republican alt right pedophile rapist scientific minded liar. +God tier title,"Off the hook, no doubt." +The Game Award Sale 2016,Is this the first week that GTA V is not on sale since it was released for next gen? +Anyone fucks with TK and Gudas is there in seconds flat,"Finally, TK was getting fucked with too much early on in the season" +Fnatic deserve that.....,watching uol sweep fnc just feels so fking good after what happened +awareness level in the negatives.,What awareness level? +Call me after debates.,You mean after Trump gets decimated? diff --git a/chunk81.csv b/chunk81.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..ee3321f5af0a7b77891a4a3d2c73d654a792e49b --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk81.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1667 @@ +Input,Output +This was an extremely long highlight. They didn't even cut it.,Helps preserve the edge of your seat drama. +"One of my favourite Britain's Got Talent auditions. Two kids perform an anti-bullying song. These kids crushed it, and it was from the heart.",They sure did crush it. +Im visiting iowa watching this game with my brother in law who are some players to watch?,"For ISU, Monte Morris, Deonte Burton, and I'll say Darrell Bowie for the surprise rec" +So it's apparently just called Rollercoaster,Thx! +Lego Fluid Simulation,Was it fun working on The Lego Movie? +that seizure at the end doesn't look very promising.. any further updates on her condition and if he faced prosecution?,The interesting thing is she brings her leg out from underneath her during her seizure... Almost like it was an uncomfortable position... +"Virginia schools ban 'To Kill a Mockingbird,' 'Huckleberry Finn' for racial slurs",We should ban Anne Frank's diary and Night because those are just nazi propaganda. +"Rihanna. She went after a teenage fan for wearing a dress styled after something she'd worn, encouraging her millions of twitter followers to stalk and harass the poor girl. It's not the first time she's been a complete shit to someone for really petty reasons.",It's no wonder Chris Brown... +The contract expires at the end of the season. The rumour is that the CBC will get it since they have trademarked Soccer Night in Canada.,"I like that, soccer night in Canada" +"He was being like one of those vegans who forcefully steer every conversation towards their opinions, no matter how irrelevant it may be.","Never met one, and i'm vegan, so I can tell you that when we talk about how... (...)" +You're compared to other people playing the champ in that role.,"So what you're saying is if I play ADC Evelynn and do well, I can get an easy S?" +Why was Payton even on the floor for the last offensive possession?,Obviously because he is a knockdown shooter? +You could say they are trying to teach Blank to how to make a *Creative pathing*,"so, he shouldnt use the color green right?" +"Bro, that little black lady that pops up after answering one answer wrong in the learnsmarts is in my nightmares for life....and omg quizlet and course hero are bookmarked",It seems you need to study a bit more +New reticles and kits no idea what kits are,1 temporary christmas camo wold of been cool this just fucking ruins the whole map pack launch and x mas crash for me FUCK U RAVEN AND ACTIVISION . +How'd you find time to post a comment between all the stop and frisks?,How'd you find an Internet connection between fighs at games? +Nice no call ref.. nice.,Jerry got his money's worth +Alcohol is a good escape.,So is suicide +"Yeah, I'd have loved to write an entirely new one, but I have twenty-eight more videos to produce before I leave work on Friday... so suffice to say that I'm splitting my time a bit. I'm flattered that you remembered it, though!",This was incredible. +"Female academic who accused Nobel Prize winner, Professor Sir Tim Hunt of sexism, quietly removed from her job.",he isn't wrong +"LOL, they haven't. Neoliberal authoritarian crooks took over the Democratic party. If they were actual leftists, they would have actually done something for the working class instead of letting the banks rob the fuck out of everyone.","Leftist philosophy has never succeeded in doing anything for anyone except put them in chains, poor, destitute and alone." +OP pulled a classic Roy G. Biv,I thought about Roy so many times when I was laying out the lights. +"Ugh I would have been livid. I got all my childhood boosters, still got German measles, have since had 4 different healthcare jobs that required titres testing for MMR (rubella = German measles). Every time my bloodwork shows I have ZERO immunity and I kept having to get boosters. Still no immunity. I rely on people both vaccinating their demons AND people having enough sense to NOT expose the general public to their diseases.",But... but... what if the kids catch (lowers voice to a whisper) the autisms? +And those ridiculous extra files it creates while a file is open.,"Nah, that's easy - just leave the default Windows setting to hide hidden files and folders...I mean, why would you ever want to actually see all the files and folders on your system?" +Rank 1 3v3 challenger on TR is scripting with 803 LP,nah he is just skilled +"If point and click is wrong, Veigars ult should be removed, Garens ult removed, Darius's ult removed and the most important is they should remove riven because all this champ has is point click.",man riven R is fucking hard to hit +Why? MIDA-archetype without MIDA hitbox.,"It is the best gun in the game, now dismantle your TCDs, everyone!" +I already did but he's not that social fanatic guy :D,"Make him an account and introduce him to Reddit, and believe me, he will have fun :)" +"Saar, eating non veg is against awar kulcha, quit non veg saar.",Egg is not non-veg saar. +using Child Porn in one of the attempts to get a group banned. I wonder where oh where would they ever have obtained that material from????,lol good point - just as telling no one got busted for having said material +"Reddit, meet the Impossible Burger. Looks, tastes, feels, smells, and bleeds like a normal burger. The only difference? It's made entirely from plants.",I would rather eat the scientifically grown meat... +"Need your opinion, Need advise, i am thinking of printing out Trump's 10 point and handing out, while wearing my dress greens, while wearing my vet hat, so people don't assume im active duty, need feed back, ,since Obama is campaigning on our tax dollors,, I Am not looking for thank you for your service just helping cause for the safety of our boarders,fyi I never advertise my service,",Pls post pictures. +Except there are chat logs of the ringleaders coming up with ethics in gaming journalism as a smokescreen.,No but see they're not really part of gamer gate because reasons? +You mean he's a dog?,Spoiler Alert! +"This is one of the dumbest things I've seen in my life. First of all, Trump appointed a former executive of Goldman Sachs to the President of Treasury appointment, so, no, he's not overthrowing Goldman Sachs. And secondly, what do most of these people get out of this conspiracy? I see what Trump would if we look at the reverse and see him as the one in the Ivory Tower, as his plans specifically benefit the super rich, and help his businesses. But, I don't see the benefit of any of this. And, also, they really need to stop pretending like the Brexit was a good thing, it's unpopular, it tanked the economy, it ruined their relationship with the EU, and now England is in a complete flux. It was not a fucking win, shut up. There is so much wrong with Ben Garrison's cartoons, someone could literally make an entire series based around pointing out the flaws.","Trump also picked Wilbur Ross who worked for the Rothschilds, hahaha." +Whats the diff between offline and invisible,You might be drunk but I'm blind wow +Its almost like blizzard is a NA company...,That explains why EU still received no information about the release time :^) +"Donald Trump will be president thanks to 80,000 people in three states",But...but... the electoral college is important because we don't want New York and California to decide things for the rest of the country +Sondaggio predittivo sul Referendum Costituzionale,Non si possono fare i sondaggi! +Not my team,Can't tell if +Counterpoint: Lisp.,It's not a real language if you're using more parentheses than actual code. +"OP, how can you make a post like this without checking the title before saving? This is clearly a PAINT**ING** not a paint. And as long as I'm being critical, you should write, I'm guessing it was AN ad for ...",Sorry it bothered you so much. +SNIPPETS,This is fucking man on the moon 3 +"It's current gen, actually. Does sun ever set in Elitism Valley?","It's Elitism Mountain, thanks, I can't believe you console players are still using valleys." +Because when all the experts tell you to start Russel Wilson over Cousins when Russel Wilson had a banged up ankle and pec injury and you lose by 10 points you realize that these experts can be dumb sometimes and you need to use your brain and apply logic to situations that pure number crunching doesn't account for. I personally use them as a guide and I've only been burned twice all season by bad decision making. One was with Cousins and the other was with Pryor when he had that 20 point game. Otherwise I'm glad AF I didn't start Cooks last week even though he was a top 10 WR in some of the rankings.,What made you sit Cooks last week? +Paul is still riding the friendship wave. My point is There's nothing serious going on here,"Yea it's not like he's a guy or anything... definitely would never want to hook up with her, especially if he's a fan of hers" +"After Christmas, will the lights go back in the closet? Or will they stay out?","I can't come out of the closet, the closets locked" +Would love to get Horizons Season Pass for Elite:Dangerous if possible. Thanks OP! 742,just commenting cuz you're a boss if you actually play E:D on a 2004 laptop +Jim McElwain escapes loss to Saban and the Tide via flight to Eugene.,He forgot his hurricain machine +While the contest was going on the DJs were actually talking about a person who died of water intoxication only two years earlier. They were clearly aware of it.,"Then yeah, they are pretty stupid." +That's not a picture of centorea or rachnera,&gt;Rachnera I'll fucking end you you son of a bitch how dare you insult my wife like that +What does worldview has to do with credibility? Has leftist vision or the society proven to be overall bad for humanity as a whole so they are discredited by advocating this danger?,"They have a left viewpoint, so clearly they are liars, because all commies are known to be liars" +"Thats the same with india and cricket. Though it is changing recently with ISL ,kabaddi,some good badminton players but cricket is still what many people watch and are interested in","European football is quite popular in India, particularly the younger generation." +"MRW my cat decides she needs to pee just as I finish cleaning her litter box, but instead of waiting 3 seconds for me to move, she struts over to my towel to pop a spite squat",Fortunately you are now aware she expects you to do better next time :) +John Ailing,classy. +some swear words and then I think i'm good to go,''cyka blyat fak ur mather'' should be fine. +Yup.,"Well by all means then, let's give him TONS of new pillow talk" +don't you mean than,Maybe idk Grammar is hard +"Yep, still fucked up",Don't disrespect their culture man +I believe it's just Sysco ranch,"It's not, it's Parmesan cheese based with water and black pepper and a few other ingredients if I remeber correctly" +"So the test branch went to live last night so i decided to test it out. The results were concerning as At 4:50 in the video you can see the 1st place driver slowed his pace after lapping everyone in the field. He held 4 - 5 drivers from unlapping themselves due to the blue flag mechanic. This included 2nd place (me) and several other top 10 drivers. It only fixed itself when he increased his pace and drove off. I also encountered some other odd actions where if several blue flags were tripped at once the passing car would run into the back of the blue flagged car, seemingly hitting a invisible wall. I chose Phoenix as the test track and it has the most offenses than the the other tracks i tested, but it is still present and a bit odd. tldr: blue flags still broken, just in a different way now.",Is this patch auto-installed when you have the beta activated on steam? +"What is the most ridiculous thing to ever happen to you in this game? For me, it was the one time that K-2SO (97.6% Counter Chance, no debuffs) **didn't counter after being attacked**. Ridiculous 2.6% chance.",Had this issue a few time recently in fleet arena against MW Capital Ships - AI does the damage immunity ability with one ship left and my geonosian soldier ship kept removing turn meter to the point that I literally had 4 Capital ship turns before the enemy shot and lost his damage immunity. +... trust your gut.. don't take any of his statements as straight up factual. He is spending time with this female friend and there is likely more to it than what you even would suspect. Greg is playing with the other woman I'd bet money on it.,Dont take any of his statements as straightup factuall The secret to a happy relationship +Right sorry. I'll tone it down next time and make it more obviously sarcastic if it ever happens again.,TLDR; Use +Trevor Noah suggests that White people should move.,Or maybe we can send his black ass back to Africa where he belongs. +Joker in The Dark Knight. Mad lols,I'm pretty sure I would lose my mind in the scene he burns all that money (not to mention all the murders you'll experence). +Just a god,r/humblebrag +'The Lego Batman Movie' - New Poster,Inb4 Harley Quinn Lego cosplays running rampant across cons next year. +I wish I could meet with this woman and explain to her why shes a fucking idiot.,Maybe you can try that at T_D +"That's a bit weird, maybe it is a bug then.",:-( +"Why one game sits at 45fps and utilizes 100% while another game sits at 30fps and utilizes <80% I have an i7 6700k with a GTX 970. I don't expect 4k to push 60fps with this. I played The Evil Within on this new monitor and fraps would read around 40-45fps. The temps of the card would sit around 80 celcius and utilize around 100%. Now I play Mad Max and can't get the card over 60 celcius or 80% utilization yet it sits at 30 fps. Both games are set at highest graphics settings. Side question, why would mad max sit at 30fps on highest settings and lowest graphic settings?","It sounds like the CPU is bottlenecking on Mad Max, which is why it is t running well despite not using 100% of the GPU." +Tell me a 14-17 year old is sending naked pictures for anything other than sexually. Stop nitpicking the comment. This was about a 17 year old not a baby.,I send dick pics to improve my photography skills +They should have pushed for a 4th debate right before the election. After every debate Trump's poll numbers dropped (for whatever that's worth). Trump's worst enemy was and is himself. Putting the candidates right next to each other showed just how unqualified Trump was. Putting him on the spot forced him to show that he had no real policy positions. They fucked up on that.,A 4th debate would have been an unfair advantage to the candidate who is better at debating! +"No no no, you're missing the point. We're free from all the religions, just not Jesus.","It's not a religion, it's a relationship!" +"Happened to my seven year old son while I was putting him to bed one night. He lost his shit, poor little fella.",Aw that would break my heart. +Fringe.,Great sci-fi show right here. +Ew I see CW garbage being emulated here. C'mon DC don't infect the comics with that.,"Sure, we need some more childish spandex with flashy color costumes" +"No no no, you're missing the point. We're free from all the religions, just not Jesus.","That's not a religion, that's a relationship." +Where do you live where most people don't celebrate christmas? The planet earth. Google it instead of vomiting your ignorance all over the internet.,You can always find this guy at the bottom of the comments +Low IQ adrenaline junkies. High IQ ones learn to get wing suits. Exceptionally high IQ adrenaline junkies become fighter pilots.,That actually makes plenty of sense. +Cat.,Cat. +People are down voting you but you're correct. Women create more accidents per year and have worse spatial reasoning due to less testosterone. There was even a study where women took testosterone and their spatial reasoning test scores improved. I'm at work and have no time to cite any of this so I'll get down voted to kingdom come but if someone else did the leg work I'd really appreciate it,"You cant use statistics to point out that x group is whatever otherwise its racist, sexist, etc." +How did you score Mayweather vs Canelo?,114-113 canelo +Two hour lead time.,It's a lot easier to come up with witty comebacks on the internet isn't it? +"Eh, why do your friends have to like everything you like?",not everything but they have to like BoJack +"My uncle started smoking weed at age 15. He became highly addicted to it, it ate u all his money, and he became schizophrenic. It took him almost 20 years to recover, and he still has occasional schizophrenic episodes. This whole mess would most likely not have happened if the dealer behind the McDonalds hadn't said Nah, weed isn't addictive, it actually cures cancer!","Well, I didn't know that you had a study to back your opinion up." +"feminist logic: Feminism is about equality, just look at the dictionary. Racism means institutionalized oppression, the dictionary is wrong.",You do realize that the dictionary was written by a bunch of angry white men. +Leave your windows partition as the toy it is (game slave partition) and come over to the winning team for everything else.,Hackintosh +"Finally, spells that can heal empire infantry",That's just what the most powerful faction in multiplayer needed. +Your neckbeard is tho.,A neckbeard comment--very clever! +"The women's cosmetic industry alone is valued at several billion dollars, but sure, who cares about cosmetics. It's not like people are spending money on them, right?","But it's not pay to win, it doesn't matter" +pinky promise???,"Oh darn, I identify as a bunch of those." +Not your average Vampires vs Werewolves battle,"So excited for the sequel, We're Wolves." +Psyonix have now released the same amount of space-themed updates as No Man's Sky,Months since RL released: 16 Months since NMS released: 3 Yeah that's a fair comparison. +Officiating crew from last night's Dallas vs Minnesota was same from our MNF vs Oakland Tony Corrente's crew missed a crucial facemask call that could've changed the outcome of the game. This was the same crew that botched **3** game changing calls the MNF vs Oakland. This crew needs to be suspended or reviewed because they mess up way too much,It's the same crew that did the phantom fumble recovery against the browns +Narkoman uvijek ima opravdanje :),Ma ti znas najbolje :) +Just for this year? Bjugstad has played like 5 games. That's not going to be predictive,"They've played a total of 15 periods, it's bound to pick up!" +"But if he was lying when he said he was going to kill Martin, how do we know he isn't lying when he says he isn't going to kill Martin? Also, isn't today opposite day?",Maybe you're lying about Gudbranson lying about lying about killing Martin +"Uh, sure, okay. I don't like a lot of things my taxes pay for, like picking winners and losers in the economy. But, I'm not a whiny snowflake about it. Righties have to get their way at every single turn or they throw a violent fit and attack people of color.","Yeah you're right dude, last week I got a parking ticket and shot a Sikh!" +If Obama can't pronounce corpsman he shouldn't be commander in chief. Lets see how far we can take this line of thought.,"Hell, Obama once misspoke and said there's 57 US states, we should impeach him too!" +Boys in blue make it to the front page all the time. How many upvotes for our trailer park supervisors?,Fuck your desire for fake internet points. +you should play what you fuking want you dont have to give explanations to anyone if you play a deck or another,I wish I could upvote you twice. +Where'd you get the Gucci backpack? I'm looking to buy one,not 100% sure but I think exportclothes +It will do as well as AirAmerica did.,"Hey, they moved a *ton* of smack in SE Asia back in the day!" +oh my if we would've seen Cena and Chance rap together probably would be my favorite episode,Terrible booking from Lorne Michaels +hey! we have a coffee news too. I wonder if it's a common name or if we are just near each other,"considering how things have been lately, it's probably a mega-corporation that pretends to be this little paper that does businesses in my area in every single city." +It's not ok if you're tricking them into eating something that is traditionally not vegan that you have veganized. People deserve to know what they're putting into their bodies. No one appreciates taking a bite of delicious cake and then being yelled at SURPRISE THAT'S ACTUALLY VEGAN! It really can hurt someone's feelings knowing they were tricked into eating something just for a political message.,I think you forgot this: +"Right lmao. What do people expect us, on a ps4 subreddit to do to fix issues like this.","My roommates Uncles cousin works for Sony, I can totally help." +#PraiseDylan on Twitter going viral,Sorry to say this but 'Dylan' most likely made up the whole aunt having depression post to get attention much like this one here. +Russian central bank loses $31 million in cyber attack,Did they attack themselves? +"good guy muslim, being able to take a muslim joke",Thank you my man! +"Best Medic Rifle? Medic is my favorite class to play but I can never play it on TDM because I cannot kill shit with the rifles available. Therefore, I only play medic in game modes where deaths do not influence the outcome as much as they do in TDM. I am forced to play more TDM than Conquest and Operations bc I am now married and cannot play 6 hours straight every night like I am accustom too (I am sure many of you can relate). On the upside, I have gotten extremely good in TDM with assault and support classes.",Was it ever determined if equipping the bayonet reduced the accuracy? +Happy birthday!,Thank you! +"Ah, probably, I'm all for hating on the Cowgirls but I try to put a little more effort into it than just 'I HATE THEM COZ UM THEY SUCK' Hope we see you guys in the playoffs! For obvious reasons!",Get off our fucking sub... +Dat logo change. Changed my 8/10 to a 9/10. And when i thought more and more about the story anf how beautiful it is. 9.5/10. This truly is a Final fantasy.,"Yeah that part was awesome, I think it's the first time we've ever seen a logo transition like that" +Phil Heath prior to this years Olympia,"Phil Heath with board shorts on,think he might be a tad bit too big for Men's Physique" +"At least in basketball there's 4 other guys and you can play both sides of the court. When people use this argument in football, its perhaps the stupidest thing i've ever heard.",Nah Dan Marino is a failure of a quarterback because he didn't win a championship +No one cares about this guy. He's a schmuck that is just scamming money off you guys.,Money given to him by me 0 Entertainment gained from him at least 10 hours I feel so scammed +"Don't worry, you can apply for your privilege card. It's great, you get priority at the movies, special free parking, and if you get pulled over by the cops, just flash your card and you're on your way.","But I'm ethnic, in Australia" +"Sent these pics to my boyfriend, and didn't get the best reaction. What do you guys think?",Dammit Trisha I told you to pick up the living room... +How do you reboot something... *without* new actors?,Use the same actors? +"Speaking of Valve fixing bugs quickly, it's been 1.25 years and shadow daggers still make your crosshair wobble Although it is not game breaking, I really don't understand why it hasn't been fixed yet","Nah guys, they fixed some other bug, they don't deserve the hate" +"Not sure if you heard, but a Republican-led FBI investigated it already. Also not sure if you knew this, but no candidate for president has ever said he would investigate his opponent for anything. Also not sure if you knew it but we're not Russia or Turkey. Hope that helps!",Why were two of her top aides granted immunity? +The Book of Genesis but every begat is the entire bee movie script but every bee is replaced with beegat,This is what proved to me there is no god. +We will never get a man into space. This earth is man's sphere and it was never intended that he should get away from it. The moon is a superior planet to the earth and it was never intended that man should go there. You can write it down in your books that this will never happen. - Joe Fielding Smith,He was speaking as a man +"Lol at all the bitching and whining going on in their subs. Dallas gets away with so many penalties. Shit, between the phantom penalties the refs call on us and the phantom penalties our division rivals want called, we would never get a snap off.",Lol we literally got penalized three plays in a row on defense... but yeah refs are biased +"Cormier, Rumble, Choi, Swanson, Makovsky, Moraga, Vannata, Krylov, Letourneau. This card is good, but it would only look better than 206 to casual memers. I'm getting a bit tired of all the hyperbole spouted about how 206 is horrendous when it's far from it.","Right, because if someone elses opinion =/= yours then they must be casual memers." +"I'm trying to revive AA in tempo Mage, and I think that potions can take the place of spare parts. Has anyone else tried this? I'm having success at lower ranks, but I'm not quite sure of what spells to include.",Archmage Antonidas if anyone is confused +What problem could the Internet never solve?,Internet connectivity issues. +Launching your game without anti cheat was an amazing idea,"You mean most people don't have superhuman-like awareness and snap aim, hmm..." +Dutch evacuation map in the event of a flood,I thought they would evacuate to either Germany or Belgium +It's just a bot D:,i know +"Bill Mitchell: It's pretty hilarious that Jill Stein doesn't feel the need to uphold the integrity of the vote, in NH, MN or NV, states won by HRC.","Hmm, it's almost like she has some sort of agenda...Nah!" +HILLARY CAUGHT ON TAPE ABOUT RIGGING PALESTINE ELECTION!!,The Russians must have edited it to make it sound like Hillary said what she said... +The World Champion trophy is the most hideous thing I have ever seen,Looks like an artifact. +So you're saying Amazon might send back something different than what I originally sent in?,Yes +Dinosaur Jesus. That sounds soo American! Are you American?,"I thought everyone on Reddit was a white, male 20-something." +I forget who said that one.,Certainly wasn't you. +"You ain't got shit... Lose to nets, pistons, pacers. Best cavs. We're the best at not ^making ^^sense",As if the pistons make sense to begin with lol +Fit pic?,Dont think it ship yet sorry +"Don't let your dreams be dreams, yesterday you said tomorrow.",But tomorrow isn't here yet.. +Discusting!,Exactly so discusting I thought this was a family forum +Some dumb shots too. Gets offensive rebound and immediately shoots a 35% jumper. Does he not know that's a mediocre shot at best?,It's okay because he is young +Definitely not the flu one by the looks of it,That poor elk would have autism by now if that were the case. +Isn't Obama half-white? It's obvious that that's what landed him the seat of POTUS.,"And whenever he makes a decision as The President, his white half completely takes over, so it's really just another white guy serving as President." +Hey cougf ! Have a nice day !,needs more smiley faces +how'd she know she's the #1 female?,because there is only 2 females playing clash royale +Philippines' Duterte calls Western threats of ICC indictment hypocritical,Is he wrong? +Destroyed by verysmartman on steam forums.,U got fucking roasted man. +Lesbian-fu is the most powerful Martial Art on remnant.,Gives new meaning to a spinning back fist +What if gabe newell was gaben?,"Wouldn't that be something if it were true, though..." +"Dang nammit Lewis, show some class n put a tie on",yeah but then no one will be able to see his chest tattoo +Why would Inven be different from Reddit? A bunch of backseat coaches think they know more about LoL than the coach who led a team three times to the worlds title...,um obvs korean is better at everything videogame +"I have kind of an interesting story, actually! My parents nearly found mine in a drawer in my nightstand when they decided to organise my room without asking. At the last possible moment, I distracted them, saying a dog was hit by a car outside. Needless to say, they were mad and confused after no injured dog turned up but I managed to hide it before they got back. Now it's sitting in a box at the bottom of my closet marked Stamp Collection Where I have a simulated false bottom with a stamp book overtop several smaller boxes creating a space to hide my dildo. If they end up rifling through that, then I'm giving up!",What if they decide to throw out your Stamp Collection? +Would you like to see the Red Sox get Ryan Howard as the new DH?,"Lol, no" +Keith Ellison says he may leave U.S. House seat to take DNC post,Alandro Cano +Kanpur: Woman delivers baby inside bank while waiting in queue to get cash,Should have put the baby in the queue also and got double the cash. +Which is best place to visit in this winter?,*the middle east* +Ball so hard skinny jeans too tight for me,weak effort +I think it was really crushed down crystal or powder cuz i found some bits that were bigger that were crystal like i wasted a lot by accident so i did .1 - .2 the effects lasted about 3 hours,"Yeah, it probably was mdma." +"Interestingly in many of the scifi books I've read (like *Starship Troopers*) the big space ships are operated by the Navy. Makes sense as they tend to fit the MO of the Navy, being long voyages, not particularly manuverable ships that house a bunch of crew and have large long-range weapons. If we end up with combat spaceships IRL I think they should be operated by the navy or a new entity.",Yeah mate totally gonna be the navy +"This story was ccompletely unrelatable to me. I didnt like anybody in it, and I couldn't even sympathize with anyone. I really hated this book, I dont know why anyone likes it.","I had to read it in highschool and I felt the same way, I thought it might as well be titled: Depression." +LOL those alt-reich and their closeted desire for a national safe space.,"4.3K, holy mother of mohammed." +"It's turtles all the way down, man. That is to say, I do think there's always some kind of sell happening. I guess the important thing is to try to look at least a couple turtles down and make an effort to at least notice the local pattern, trying our best not to let the pattern run itself at maximum efficiency.","a loop of turtles clutching each other to keep some sense of stability, perhaps" +What the best thing you can do with 10$?,Save it til you need it bud +"Your opening premise is flawed. Instilling values is exactly what a parent's job is. In fact, once food, shelter and security are covered I would argue that it's a parent's most important job. We don't know that mom is pushing the kid to be trans. However, it is explicitly within mom's right to say if you are trans, that's ok and I'll support you",There is a difference between teaching right and wrong and the latest socially progressive hot topic on Twitter. +I feel the same way however i played xi for 7 years. 1.0 felt alot like xi in this sense and i really miss it. I even miss having to run thru a zone with lvl 70+ mobs that can 1 shot u in order to get thru the main story.,Yeah how amazing +"wow, over 2% of the votes went uncounted in the original tally.",If only there was a system that makes investigating for election fraud possible when votes deviate 2% from the polls +"I clicked the link and this is what Google translated for me. Marin is expected to hit janggyeonghwan leave China to return to South Korea, LCK contract market fluctuations. 3 pm, LGD is the LGD leave janggyeonghwan through its paces Wei said going back to Korea. LGD is the in Weibo was also in 2016 spent with janggyeonghwan has had difficult tasks spirit day and he gave snatching well the other players to seniors, he said. Following LGD We respect the choice of janggyeonghwan and player Forward and you have a good life, he said. LGD announced shortly after janggyeonghwan also left a message on Weibo. Jang Kyung-hwan said, I am passionate when I decided to go to China, but I am sorry to finish the year with an unsatisfactory result, but I still want to show my best performance and achievement because I am not passionate as a player. It showed the will top the liner janggyeonghwan won the League of Legends World Championship in 2015 SKT T1 belongs. After the season, he signed with China LGD and worked with LPL in 2016 with 'Imp' Koo Seung-bin.","Close enough, I guess!" +Oh for fucks sake.,He should honesty be nominated for the oscar +Price is way too low. That should tell you immediately. This model goes for at least $300. Never buy from a seller that doesn't post detailed pictures.,this is the mesh version so it doesn't go for that much +Well cleqry you know what you are talking about.,Clergy. +"Ah, it baffles me how you even make a inline 12 cylinder, that engine must be a masterpiece to look at","Another correction,it is a flat 12, not an inline 12." +Then... Gib independence? Let Florida deal with Florida?,"Now you've created a country that will invade Cuba, and use historical claims to conquer deep southern Georgia, and former west Florida (But seriously now you've given Florida man a direct voice in international relations and organizations, now you've doomed us all!)" +alright boys can i get a deus vult?,"No, we're out, we only have some Gott mit uns in the back." +But where is being of *your* evidences? HA! I have of one winning this time.,Please let Care Bear be a russian hacking team. +"The Jays are now 2-0 since shitpost magic invaded this subreddit Since shitposts like give me the cutter good cutter and no arencibia no invaded the subreddit, the jays are 2-0 give me the cutter good doctor no arencibia no",no arencibia no +Running in wind... BLOWS! ... I'll see myself out. :),you take your upvote and you leave! +"The midwest is slow to react to changes in culture, and freaks out when those changes come on too fast (see: the recent election). A trend that starts somewhere civilized (say, New York) causes anger and resentment in, say, Wisconsin. Fast forward a few years and it's in mainstream films and television, and cool people in New York have moved on. Few more years still and it's gauche in New York, mainstream in pop culture, and, still, the recalcitrant flyovers resist angrily. Finally, the children who grew up in flyover land seeing that trend on the VHS tapes are immunized and end up kind of falling in line with pop culture from 30 years ago, largely because by then their parents are too old and too weak from years of Culvers and Leinenkugel's to stop them. And in the meantime, that trend is also no longer gauche in New York because the oldsters have keeled over from AIDS, and the youngsters don't remember how gauche it once was. Right now we see midwesterners angrily denouncing the newfangled carl the cuck hipster nu-male glasses while gripping their wireframe glasses from Tom Cruise Mission Impossible as though it were just as important as their guns and bibles. And in the meantime youngsters from the coasts are embracing wireframe glasses as the next big thing. In about 15 more years, carl the cuck hipster nu-male glasses will be the epitome of God-fearing red-blooded Americanness, but for now, they are still a sign of encroaching gay AIDS patients who believe in cultural relativism and the destruction of American freedoms.","Yeah man, everone in the midwest is a worthless biblethumping hillbilly." +PaRappa the Rapper game rated in Korea,Let's hope for a new PaRappa game to get announced this weekend! +"Those are some nice buzzwords you've got there. I'd ask if you had any real arguments, but i think i know the answer already.","Vote for someone based on gender and feelings, not their political stances!" +How? How? How? How?,On Arabic keyboard +it is frustrating as heck. sharks want to enter our zone? they skate in with the puck unopposed. we want to enter their zone? we swat it in and then fail to chase it down. why do we do this over and over?,And we stink at faceoffs. +almost regice sweep + 6-0 (damn you roar),Reg-reg-reg-reg-reggggiiiiicccceeeee +"Progesterone! Does it make anyone else trip? (X-post r/asktransgender) So I'm tripping pretty hard right now. I feel drunk but without the dizziness and nausea. Does anyone else get this? Seriously it's kind of awesome. But I'm a little weirded out. Thank you all you lovely, wonderful beautiful people. Hannah X",It makes me sleepy the first couple of days. +Reports: Trump Will Pick Exxon CEO with Close Russia Ties for Secretary of State,I thought Putin picked the guy and just told Trump to appoint him. +Feds say Florida man threatened Trump in Facebook posts,"With all the threats that Trump makes, shouldn't this just be viewed as a stand your ground case?" +"Latinos for Trump Founder Marco Gutierrez is a Real Estate Scammer, Filed Bankruptcy Fourteen Times","See, Trump really does get the best people." +The Longshot Path for Donald Trump to Win 270 Electoral Votes,"If it doesn't include a alien culture wiping out both coasts ala Independence Day, it is not realistic." +the furry stuff is tame compared to the disturbing inacuracy that FRANZ MOTHERFUCKING FERDINAND IS DRIVING THE MOTHERFUCKING CAR.,AND WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SANDWICH? +Trophy cum slave wife?,She said they only had sex once a month. +"Yeah, passive language isn't really prevalent right now.",What if we put passive language on their ticket to the gulag? +"Suggest games that teach... I want to get into gaming by playing games that teach me skills, specifically that could teach me coding or science related information. Is this a reality? There are probably many games like this for children, but anything out there for adults that goes into advanced info?","Sakura Space, it teaches you how to talk to girls" +Think he's worth starting over Hyde? Really stumped on this.,No +Gameiro or Giovinco? I played with Giovinco in the recent month and I really liked him. I got Gameiro from the 400k pack tho and should I switch to him?,"Just play with 2 up top, see how it goes" +New Kaby Lake 7700k is actually slower (clock for clock) than 6700k,But at least this one will support 4k for Netflix in Win10 Edge browser +"Wtf!? He's supposed to be worrying about our country, not his gaudy hotels! He can't even pretend like he cares about anything or anyone else but himself.","gosh, don't you have a record to correct?" +Slamming on your brakes and swerving over a few lanes is a good way to get yourself and others hurt and/or killed,Says the guy who's not late for work! +Just applied to be a mod for r/darksouls3/ -Shit Post,"Well, shit, I was just about to hire you..." +"Wake me up at 2am? Enjoy Westworld in surround sound at 645am! So let me just preface this by saying I woke up feeling extra petty this morning. Why you may ask? Well because I was awoken from my peaceful slumber by my roommate's weeklong guest (that's a whole other story) bringing a random girl back to our LIVING ROOM to bang extra loudly on the couch he is sleeping on. Now so you get the full picture let me start by saying the configuration of my house is fairly odd. Our living room is actually on the third story, and is directly above my bedroom. Only above my bedroom in fact. So I get the [dis] pleasure of dealing with that noise on a regular basis. Anyways, essentially my ceiling is the floor of the living room and then I share my bedroom wall with my roommate. This is the wall that my TV is mounted to. Now that we have that out of the way... on to the petty! So like I said I was sleeping in my bed last night (Wednesday) and am woken up at 1:58am to the sounds of this guest coming back from the bar, drunk girl in tow, and then banging her super loudly on the couch. We are talking full couch springs squeaking, moaning- the works! I was pissed because this isn't the first time I have dealt with my roommate's inconsiderate guests (especially during the week). So def not a one-off occurrence- we basically have a rotating third roommate with all of his friends who stay over. Anyway, I knew my roommate and his friend both planned on sleeping in this morning. Muahaha- enter my evil plan. Fast forward to 6:45a.m., where I have to get up for work. I have been watching Westworld (yes, I am slow, I know!) so I turn it on... Full blast... Surround sound. I mean the wall is practically trembling. I watch the entirety of an episode, during which I get a flurry of texts from my roommate, hey dude... wtf and turn it down and not cool. Finally, I leave my room to go make some coffee and he comes out. I just smile sweetly and say oh no did I wake you? Suck on that sir! Tl;dr: Roomate's guest brings home girl at 1:58a.m., bangs her loudly waking me up- so I exact revenge by playing Westworld in surround sound at 6:45am!",I don't miss those days. +What are they watching?,"Dogumentary, to see what life is like on the other side." +Wait what's the difference between Mega Man and X?,It's like Miles Morales and Peter Parker in a sense. +I hate people.,I love it when people are aware of there surroundings. +"Fernandinho is such a bitch, completely backs off when Michy gets in his face",Who wouldn't be scared of Michy? +Filming Location for Twin Peaks ;),I thought that was north bend? +Xb1 discount/giveaway,Damn I better jump on this opportunity +This is why Trump won,#SURE SHUT DOWN DEBATE BY AUTOMATICALLY LABELING ME A RASCIST THIS IS THE HYPOCRISY OF THE LEFT +Im not racist I had a friend who was black,#HAD +Supposedly grew?! You think we lied to you? :(,Fixed lighting +Anyone have any ideas about trophies for it?,Probably the same as PS3 trophies I would think +"If you want to get out of a fight, just yell do you want me to jerk you off? threaten to jerk them off right there and then.",Threaten why not just do it? +Only a woman...,"Yup, to be able knock things over that are inherently unsafe, a uterus is of paramount importance." +"I figured it out, the problem was the I'm a goddamn idiot. The motherboards has something called onboard LAN controller or similar, which I of course turned off because I don't have a LAN here turning it back on fixed the problem :D",mark it as solved my friend +"Always for the poor, the working class, yada, yada... How about for the middle class? These people have no genuine ideas. It's always the same bullshit. Make everything free/cheap for the poor yet we have more poor?",Yeah all these policies have made being poor terrific and easy while being middle class is just a constant challenge. +AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH,Get rekt. +Damn is no one close too 200 wins at this point?,"If Verlander has a 27 win season, he could get it" +Bill must have deemed that particular question acceptable,And it wasted enough time so that there will be less time for other people to ask dumb questions. +"(Spoilers Main) Favourite book character that didn't made it to the show? Sometimes it hurts to watch the show and don't find those minor characters that you loved in the books: Patchface, Garlan Tyrell, Quentyn, Victarion, Cortnay Penrose, Lyn Corbray... the list is so long :( But well, who's your favourite **only-book** character and why? In my case, I specially miss three of them: **Val** the Wilding Princess. Such an awesome character, I was fascinated with her since ASOS and her interactions with Jon in ADWD are simply priceless. I really hope that she will have an important role in the rest of the series. **Edric Dayne**, nephew of Arthur, squire of the Lighting Lord, future Sword of the Morning and ~~potential love interest~~ friend of Arya, no further words are needed. And **Alys Karstark**, even if she only appeared in ADWD her attitude was *so* captivating that I really can't understand how D&D didn't include her in the show, the audience would've loved her.",Euron Greyjoy. +It's true though. I got a flu shot last week and now I'm dead,Can confirm; was the flu shot. +Trekspertise - A History Of The Klingon People (Part One),"about fucking time, I know he's been in the antarctic, but geez." +"I have to assume you're joking. The alternative is too stupid. Put every single person who uses transit into their own car on the roads? Yeah, that's a recipe for success and efficiency.","They can just pave everything into a road, simple." +"Hey guys, how are you doing ? I just feel sad and want someone to talk to :(","Castiel is a liar, a traitor" +This used to be HUGE years ago.,What exactly is years ago for you? +"It explains a lot when you realize that their reality is media narratives. Sheep people, believe me.","Their side has the best sheep folks, believe me." +The clipping is real...,"inb4 the clipping is actually lore-important dream theory confirmed, clipping is possible in dreams!" +**MAMA MIA!**,We found the heretic. +The funniest parking fine appeal ever,"This is great, I just burst out laughing on two separate occasions in succession." +"Very Tor, from what I hear.",Definitely has Tor's fingerprints on it. +"It's quite funny seeing Barcelona fans acting like PSG are an incredibly good team, just so they can moan about Real Madrid getting an 'easy' draw against Napoli.",They were still the hardest or the second hardest team we could have got. +I know this is a long shot but does anybody have a code for the full ffxv game??,"yeah i jut spend $70 on my game but here, have my code" +"Beating the IW time isn't the WR, but it is a record for you :)",I guess i'll just pat myself on the back and feel somewhat special :c +Or this,This +"Maybe she'll be smart and mobile enough to hip fire, blind fire, and jump more than 1 foot vertically. Ya know, like common third person action elements that most developers implemented in their games 15 years ago.","You're right, Naughty Dog should just make this GTA with zombies." +what exactly does the red flag do?,It suppresses suicidal tendencies +My Ed being a sweetheart,"My 'tiel would rather just get mad, bite me on the lip, and then fly away." +Still no LR Androids yet from friend summons,"i've summon the SR ones, no LR though" +BH?,Nope +You sound like you've never been to a party,You sound like you've never been to a good party +Theres no Camille flair yet :/,"tfw 'that' other subreddit has camille flair, but league doesn't." +It feels like a crime to break up something this pretty.,light the whole thing on fire +Wtf. You can get a ps4 at HEB plus for 199.99,Everyone outside of Texas is wondering wtf HEB plus is. +Sarcasm,you're really good at sarcasm +"Buying used Xbox One Looking to buy a used Xbox one, or maybe a new one someone else purchased. What should I look out for and what questions should I ask? Anyway to tell if it could of been stolen? Thanks",Okay thank you for your replies. +Survey about the correlation of playing League of Legends and watching the competetive scene. For my A-levels. Would be very kind if you'd fill it out.,Response bias with genders... need more options not everyone identifies with only male and female its 2k16 +This cup has a shield for your mustache.,But that's what makes moustaches sexy there are so many different flavours. +No. They are in bad position because they have incompetent rulers who are under control of USA.,You keep telling yourself that buddy! +When you're usering the defender and blow your coverage and you know it's going to the house,But if they score its not my fault the game obviously screwed up +"Does any of this even matter anymore with mixed NA/EU teams? Mixwell was a huge part of the victory and they might not have even won without him. Just pick a team you like and root for them. Or, if you want to be nationalistic, at least pick a team that's 100% NA.",NAF with the +33 in the series Mixwell with the +4 Definitely man Mixwell carried those NA scrubs +"Each bot corresponds to a different subreddit and analyzes patterns in the text people post to their respective subreddit. The bots then make posts and responses using those patterns, but it usually comes out as nonsense (but still more sensible than sheer randomness).","So do comments analyze a post, or parent, then make a response based on that?" +"Haha. Announcer just joked that there are probably a bit of viewers in the Lincoln area, you know",Whatever do they mean +"People have told me this only gets better each arc, but I don't know how that's possible. Shit is fantastic, and I'm not really a huge anime person lol",Oh my dude you are in for a fucking treat +"What's sad is that it *did* morph into the Nazi Germany society - eugenics wasn't nearly as taboo before the Holocaust and it WAS being practised in a number of countries, including the US and the UK, and they inevitably tended to target the most vulnerable in society, e.g. immigrants, the mentally ill*, non-white folk, the working class. Kinda sucks that society's memory is so short that they don't understand *why* the right to have a family is a human right, nor just how quickly our government would never do that turns into watch what you say, someone might hear you... [* This one's particularly bad since the definition of and treatments for mental illness is always advancing. Congrats, your being [bisexual/etc] is no longer illegal or turns out this new medication lets you live a normal life wouldn't be nearly so great to hear if you've already been unwillingly sterilised for being an 'undesirable' human.]","I mean, look on the bright side: At least it's easier to be sterilized at a young age!" +got it one sir. If i could give bonus points i would. Except I really didnt model any of this on any real conflict. Im getting the feeling i should start. It might help with ideas.,"Mm, the trouble with trying to model writing after a real war is that you can get bogged down in worrying about history and events, and not about telling a story... I like what you have!" +"Vegeta is weak and needs to be killed off for good so these annoying fans can stop whining about him losing all the time. Lets face it guys, Vegeta always jobs out coz is Goku is better, even Vegeta admitted that Goku is better.","Wait, people DON'T know this?" +"I work customer service, so every day is an adventure of explaining very simple things to people who should know better. - Yes ma'am, you do have to pay for giftcards in order for them to be usable. No, I cannot activate it for $400 unless you first give me $400. Yes, I am sure this is how it works - No sir, I cannot put money into your bank account. Because this is not a bank, it' a grocery store. I also cannot tell you your balance. Because this is still not a bank. - I'm sorry, sir, but the Rug Doctor does not come with all the soap needed to clean [your] entire house already inside it for free. I'm sorry you did not realize that upon renting. No, I cannot give you a $30 bottle of soap for free. - No ma'am, I cannot weigh and mail your package. This is a grocery store and we do not offer mailing services. I'm sorry to hear you feel this is the worse post office in town. - No ma'am, the printout you received which says you need to use a digital coupon to get the discount is not a digital coupon. No, I do not have any digital coupons behind the desk--they're digital. - I'm sorry, but I cannot take a coupon that expired in 2012. - No, I don't know what the winning lottery numbers tonight will be, so I cannot guarantee that this will be the winning ticket. (NOT said as a joke) - A WIDE variety of people highly confused by the selfscan station. Please place your items back in the bagging area is apparently a nonsensical phrase until said by a human instead of a machine. I have so many of these... someone send help!","No, this is Patrick." +What am I doing with my life,I haven't played awakening in a while... saw those stats... saw that they're not capped... and puked a bit in my mouth. +"and she would have been President for her half, so what's your point,?",He claimed he was going to work for everyone and he hasnt been. +So just did our first World Boss - Is that.. really how packed they all get?,"This can't be, must be fake, game ded" +"Never heard that one. As a Capricorn, however, I hate it when people start their sentences with 'As a Libra,...'. Libras are so self-centered that even a Gemini would roll its eyes.","I don't believe in horoscopes and astrological signs, since I'm a Gemini." +Step 2 find a way so discover or any other effect like it does not create a banned card,Step 0 is having Blizz not intervene and shut your ass down before you can say YoggSaron +Scarlet witch can bend reality with magic and stuff and superman is weak to magic still think justice league would win though,"How fast is she, because I don't think she will be as fast as superman; The fight is fairer without superman." +"And once ISIS is defeated, back to old regular sectarian wars.",But let's let them come to the US without vetting them so they can escape the violence. +"Before you accept an opinion from a stranger on the internet, look at their posting history - you just might find someone who isn't that much of an expert...","Yeah, I probably should have checked... thanks." +He must have either bought an annual pass or a ten day and a 4 day pass,I believe UK visitors can purchase a special 14-day ticket.. +Pray and Peanut Highlights(Hilarious),Koreans are robots with no personality. +Or you could add a boat carrier on top and avoid it all?,That's a far better solution. +zendaya has said she isnt a romantic interest,"Yeah, but she's 100% for sure playing Mary Jane though." +I suppose he's not stabbing Turnbull in the back so much as he is stabbing Turnbull in the front.,The delcons send their regards +Looking up a seated CPU looks like the Eiffel Tower!,Exactly the same! +"Tfv8 leaking It leaks around the bottom of the glass. I've tried tightening it up, but it's as tight as I can get it. Anyone have any idea how to fix it?",You're sure it's not leaking from the air holes? +Well you can't buy influence from someone who has not power,But the pay for play scandal accusations were completely unfounded. +"If you open crates or cases in any game, don't except profit... :/",Unless the crate just dropped then the potential first week profits are very much worth the gamble! +We haven't thrown away a lead all season,Removed: Please keep this to the post match thread. +"SNL made fun of Trump's compulsive tweeting. 45 minutes later, Trump tweeted about it.","But remember guys, he's got the best temperament to be president!" +GMT? Did we rejoin the UK or something?,1800z better? +I think this is the least reason-like song ever made in reason.,What is a reason like song? +Star Bar is for sale - who's got $425K?,Perfect location for a new mixed use development! +Ladies and gentlemen CPU boss,But the i3 has more gigahertz +0-100,0/10- Needs more Monkey. +"Ja, die bekannten freiwilligen Gentests.",die werden doch garantiert nicht dauerhaft in die datenbank aufgenommen +TWAA to create a quiz.,Me too thanks. +Dad got angry and took the hammer to my gaming rig,Motherboard ASRock Fatal1ty +Game Thread: Chiefs @ Falcons I dislike automod.,"You guys, I mean, is Matt Ryan *really* an MVP candidate?" +B.C. affordable housing projects are not all new,Christy Clark is a liar and will do or say anything to get re-elected - what a shocker. +Wall Street crisis is culmination of 28 years of deregulation | McClatchy DC,naaa.. couldn't have been 28 years of fraud and corruption +"Iowa company's '100% pure' honey laced with weed-killer, lawsuit says",I'm glad someone from Monsanto was there as the voice of reason. +"TIL in 1933 America's most decorated Marine, General Smedley Butler, told the House of Representatives that wealthy businessmen tried to recruit him in a coup to overthrow President Roosevelt and install a fascist government.","Well, I'm sure that could never happen again, so need to learn from that history." +The fridge of two 31 yr olds after grocery day!,Just buy a cow and save some money. +"Heh, so cliche.","Yeah, a lot of movies with that plot line." +Wish they could go huntsman. Believes in evolution and global warming.,wish he'd be SoS +Trump was also running against a corrupt corporatist warmonger. So that's another reason he won.,"I'm sorry have you seen his cabinet pick, tell me how does that make you feel?" +A Note7 or an EVGA card would be more realistic,I lol'd +I have been listening to some other stuff like MBDTF and it's pretty solid. I heard that the Life of Pablo was a little over hyped but I haven't listened to it myself,I say it's the best based on individual songs but for overall cohesiveness and a story MBDTF is ye's best work. +Just showed up in my town too. Southern Cali?,Ayy I'm SD +That was the most boring attempt to draw an offsides I've ever seen,I think it may have been to give tucker a better angle on it +The plastic netting used to wrap christmas trees is probably much worse for animals than plastic 6 pack holders.,Burn it and the animals will be safe. +For everyone shitting on Wentz. Consider that today a QB lost a game 13-28 and threw 3 picks. His name was Drew Breese. Shit happens.,Washed up +We desperately need a B5 remake.,"We probably won't get a remake, but J. Michael Straczynski has been busy on new writing projects, which is great news." +Catchy anime theme song,LEEEEET'S FIGHTING LOOOOOVE +"lol yeah looks really weird also with the 4 gates and warpgate not even close to being done, still no production",its meta to get a templar archives upgrade before warpgates... +You do 4 sets x 12 reps of 315 for deadlifts?,Yeah how is his CNS not obliterated? +Its sick how these news outlet moderators try to push things as not true or no evidence just because the claims are coming from Trump's camp. These are the same people who paraded women around who were making accusations against Trump with no evidence. They were saying that Russian hackers were behind Wikileaks with no evidence. They run stories on how Trump is causing a rise in bullying with no evidence.,"Nuh uh, illegals don't vote illegally, that would be illegal!" +"Huh, this one funny shitposts has a lot points, and all i have to do is do shitty drawings and pull out a thesaurus, I should try it for easy karma!",Shit I've been exposed. +There have been multiple posts about people not being able to change stuff in bios or install Linux instead,"you're right, some random amazon reviewers clearly know more than the guy who builds custom firmware for the device specifically for running Linux." +"Education is the ultimate long term vs short term payoff. Beyond very basic primary school (i.e. learning all the colors, how to spell etc), most education doesn't pay off for many years. Since poor people tend to have a short term focus (often for very legitimate reasons), isn't it a systemic risk to make education completely voluntary and privately funded? After all, society went for thousands of years without public education and we mostly rolled around in the mud during that time. We didn't start compulsory education until the industrial revolution we well under way.","I'm not commenting on socially optimal quantity, only that providing free rationed education is from a market standpoint very similar to subsidizing food and allowing the market to provide it." +Why aren't there any FUCKING snowflakes on this coffee cup?!?!,Because they're already drinking from them. +"THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN! SHITPOSTING DIPLOMACY ON TWITTER, HOW CAN CHINA EVEN COMPETE?????",Wow...literally Hitler is going to get us into literally WW3. +M-M-M-MASSIVE PA Rally!,Wow...this racist WHITE FUCKING MALE is really losing! +"Halo 5 has also been released for over a year already and the developers have constantly been releasing new, free content for it. New maps, new unlocks, the latest update actually added an entirely new game mode. All for free. So ya 45 GBs in updates over a year is all the free stuff that was added to the game.",Shhhh you'll ruin their circlejerk about downloading a game with a crap ton of content and why it isn't instantaneous. +"Looks like you guys are going to the playoffs as the only Cat team. From a Cat Bro, represent the Cat teams well at the playoffs.","NOT SO, THE OTHER PLAYOFF TEAMS ARE ALL PUSSIES!" +"How would you change Loki? HI Rez hasn't done much to Loki this season. Loki, for me, is very fun and unique due to his invisibility. I will admit it can be frustrating, but he's a low ranked assassin, so why should people care? The question is, if you were the main part in balancing for Hi Rez, how would you change Loki?",Allow decoy to taunt players +"Turtle is probably TSM's best bet at this point, I agree Pray is miles ahead of WT but if he's confirmed on Longzhu then what else does TSM have left to choose from? He's most familiar with the TSM house and some of the staff there. He's the comfort pick, I can see DL coming back for summer and replacing him",TSM hiimgosu +"I am a confirmed liar, buffoon and shill :( How's your day goin'?",Don't forget to add xenophobic to that list too ;) I'm surprised he hasn't called you a bully yet. +Default isn't goofy enough?,What's goofy about the Lion king? +I feel like the upgrade from Dardoch to RO is going to be smaller than the drop-off from Fenix to Goldenglue,But you're forgetting that Dardoch's attitude is leaving with Dardoch so the team atmosphere is going to be way better. +You're right. A poor person never does anything but the most noble of things. What a fucking ridiculous statement.,This is not an over-interpretation of my statement at all +(:,:))))) +So much for a blind trust.,"Blond trust.... he said blond trust, 'member?" +Do you run Ubuntu or Windows 7?,Nobody runs Ubuntu +What is okay for an adult to say but creepy for a child to say?,Give me your fucking money! +Patch on Radulov's puck protection skills,*shade thrown at Subban* +Fucking commies caught us napping!,"IT'S TIME FOR A BIG, BEAUTIFUL WALL!" +"Hey guys, I went to Buffalo but don't watch a lot of Raider's games, how's Khalil Mack doing? JUST KIDDING. MAN. IS. A. BEAST. HERE'S TO 10-2",I dunno but have you heard anything about Aldon? +Number 3,"I meant more so in terms of the trade, but all those are valid points" +Post all of your Level 7 Mastery Champs and let people make a judgement on you,Vel'Koz and Kayle +"Yeah, something tells me a lot of your compatriots were making empty threats too.",I'm just going to plow my inevitable tax cut into a highly unethical business since consumer protection that doesn't include a private right of action is definitely going bye bye for 4 years. +"Thoughts on the Astros willingness to trade El Oso Blanco I've seen in a couple places, namely rotoworld, that the 'Stros are open to moving Gattis. Do we like this? Whats he worth?",Let's trade him to the Twins for Castro straight up +I too liked to make fun of other people's taste in music when I was 14.,"Oh snap, you sure showed me." +Snowden: Petraeus disclosed more 'highly classified' information than I did,Yeah but Snowden isn't a Republican so clearly what he did was worse. +"How so? He seems to be a lot more qualified on these matters than most, no?","He doesn't agree with me, therefore he is biased and wrong!" +"For the last big patch with new weapons ect. Please make it a good one I mean our next important and big patch will likely be our last one, so i pray treyarch go out with a bang to make this game good for the last month or so! Let me know what you want to see! For me: New party mode (Doubt it but ya know) New contracts including a weapon bribe Free bribe for everyone (M & W) and a bonus for SP holders And the most unlikely one... GRIEF FOR ZOMBIES! Just a few of the things i want, there is more though!",Won't be surprised if they dont do anything. +Why the hcek are there 40 bules in Duri station?,"well,sorry for the late reply, missing the whites, LUL" +No. The rest of you clowns were saying 75% of the reef was dead and all the reef in the northernmost section. I remember having an argument with some alarmist idiot who claimed the data from the GBRMPA was bogus because it showed that coral in some sections had actually done very well and expanded. That couldn't possibly be true because CLIMATE CHANGE!!!!! WAAAAAAA!!!,Ok well done. +This match makes me wish jello diva fights were still a thing,I'm upset we didn't get a Turkey Bowl Gravy divas match last month +Are you assuming it's gender? I'm TRIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGERED!,it's actually spelled triggered* +How long would it take to complete college if you only took classes regarding your major?,About half as long. +Check inside the slide rails for debris that could be causing friction,It slides fine without any rounds... gonna strip it down and give it a good inspection/clean/lube tomorrow. +Enjoying the weather with my new lil bike,you and your eternal sunshine! +"Well, chances are, if you compare any random anime to SAO, 99% of the time a random anime is going to be better. Overlord also has an overpowered protagonist, but it's completely self-aware about it and takes that as a part of its premise. I found it to be entertaining, but not much more than that. Would very much like a sequel though. NGNL is great, but it's absolutely not stuck in a video game. Both technically (they are transported to another world) and just in general, plot develops very differently from game titles. I personally found Grimgar to be somewhat mediocre and forgettable. It's not bad, but nothing about it stands out.","Sooo, School Days is better than SAO?" +FLCL is basically a really long music video.,I think Guilty Crown beats it in that regard +"Shows you want to watch again because you didn't understand the first time? I've been reminiscing about some of my favorite shows, and it some of them I don't even remember how and why the events unfolded. Do you guys have any of these shows?",Naruto. +So EPIK doesn't even give LORs even at the end of the contract? I also know I wont be resigned purely on my co teachers attitude towards me as well. Id for sure leave legally as in give notice and such as its not dire but the situation is really a bummer. I have folks back home that could help me obtain the docs while here but alas I don't know all the loops and hurdles.,"You only need an LoR if you break tge contract, not if you compete it" +Thanks 5.11. Now my boots leave Swastikas everywhere.,"Everyone meet Landguppy, our new mod." +"I get a lot of strange messages, but this one was decent.",Pray he doesn't find your address and start sending you lotion +"Game Thread: Flames vs. Ducks **Drinking Game:** - Gaudreau scores - 3 drinks - Tkachuk pisses someone off - 1 drink - D. Hamilton/Bennett stick infraction penalty - 2 drinks - Brodie/Gio make an stretch pass - 2 drinks - Backlund/Frolik force a turnover - 1 drink - Ferland hits - 2 drinks - Engelland looks like a pylon - 2 drinks - Wideman fucks up - 1 drink - Fight - 3 drinks **Bonus:** * PP goal - 3 drinks * Ice the puck on the PP - 3 drinks * Puck over the boards, delay of game penalty - 2 drinks * Dougie Hamilton trade rumours mentioned - 1 drink * Kesler/Bieksa look stupid - 2 drinks",What is this game +"I mean, you probably aren't obsessed. I know what that means and I'm not even slightly obsessed with football.",Oh yeah what if I said Z ran a flood route to the wide side while X cracked the will to open up the lane. +"And start a witch hunt? Ruin his life? You might as well put the shotgun in his mouth for him... This is reprehensible, but not worth ending his life over.",HE SEXUALLY HARASSED A CHILD OH MY GOD. +What's your favorite thing to do in long car rides/road trips?,Sleep +"It gets slow at work sometimes, so I started painting in Excel",Filename checks out. +This is the moment you drop the baby and walk away.,Or color the whole house yellow +What the fuck is he doing,He is showing us how easy it is to be Presidential +"it just means you dont understand the sheer amount of poverty in this country. over half of the population is malay, and over half that is living on minimum wage. being against taking away priviliges isnt about some malays wanting to be better than others, its about actually being scared the fear of losing their place in this country is a real thing. many malays are not college educated, with no real skills in life and those priviliges are something that makes it easier to live. doesnt help when its college educated middle class non-malays saying how unfair it is. sure, many middle class malays are also abusing the priviliges, but as a whole, until the majority of malays does not need the privilges to survive, its not going anywhere.","The 7% discount on multi-million ringgit housing surely does help those Malay folk living below the poverty line, right?" +Are you new to the internet?,"Nah, I'm just a good, honest individual looking for some guaranteed free karma" +"Just to clarify, what I actually meant was 2+ hours over the week she's been in hospital, not 2+ hours every day. More like 1 hour a day.",... that's still a ton of time to devote to one patient... +Keep talking trash DL you performed like the worst ADC in group D and yeah fuck every fan that wants the best choice for the Team. The only reason you would say this is the fact your ADC spot is secured of you ever came back to TSM. Even if you came back in the Summer Split it will be another bust performance at Worlds again.,nah they will be top 4 this time +Our 25 y/o selves mocking our 15 y/o selves,"wait, until your 40 year old selves get to poke fun at your 25 picture :-)" +There should be a comma in there somewhere.,"Yes, because commas are the real issue here." +"I think youll find they wouldnt have even done that. Youd be hard pressed to convince me that they wouldnt have been wiped out. I can promise you thats what would have happened here if Churchill got his way and Australia was abandoned to the Japs. (Theyre aboriginals in the pic by the way, not africans)",Yeah but they're black and I've always been told that anyone who's black is an African American +"Super calm/chill BGs? just wondering if anyone has any suggestions for beauty gurus who are generally super calm and not too over the top? I have an anxiety disorder and some sensory issues so sometimes the excessive YAAAAASS-ing and squealing and just general too-muchness can really bother me. for example I really like watching tati's or kathleen's videos when I feel like I need to calm down, or even just to have on in the background when I'm doing my makeup in the morning. which other BGs are like that? (just to clarify, I don't mean ASMR makeup videos--that's cool and all but it's really not my thing!)",Jessica Clements (: +In Honor of 9/11 - Building 7 Explained,Good to see Edward Current is still around +"I think Will=MIB was there too, subtle, just not as subtle as Bernarold.",Will Smith played an MIB so of course it's obvious! +"(Spoilers) Four Games. One Story. This quote was made before SL, so at this point it's now 5 games one story. We now know that FNAF 1 was Mike, FNAF 3 was mike in Springtrap, and FNAF 4 was Mike causing crying child to get bit. This quote appears to be revolved around Mike. But if that's the case, How was Mike involved in FNAF2? Any theories?",He's the Puppet +"Who is the main antagonist of the custom night? Ballora or Funtime Freddy? I think it's Ballora because she jumpscares you when you lose power, so she has an important role, but Funtime Freddy is the one who 'welcomes' you to Custom Night (Are ya ready for round 2?) What do you think?",Electrobab is obviously the main character why aren't you guys getting this +"Made some humanizations, just gonna drop it here.",You forgot to chop off their legs. +"Xbox elite controller, grips falling off.",Same thing happened to mine one side of the rubber fell off. +decent offer but nty,All good np +"At least one of Wes Anderson's films. It's gonna be interesting to see which one is best regarded in 30 years. I'd say The Royal Tenenbaums, but who knows. I also hope Scott Pilgrim vs. The World and Frances Ha are adopted as cult classics, since I think they capture the zeitgeist of this age, and both are pretty great movies.",Ryan is that you? +Trumps costing New York millions everyday,That's on the US taxpayer tab so no big deal. +"why does everyone only trade for keys here? Just an honest question really, you go on like csgo lounge and csgotraders and it's always skins, why do people on this subreddit rarely trade for skins? Is it because of a profit thing? Just wondering really",Hard to Trade with camels on this sub +Does it? It just looks boring to me with because all you're doing is sorting into for categories.,"Yeah, screw this guy and his different opinion than you." +"Attempting suicide is illegal, but rare for person to be charged","The most dipshit thing about this article is the fact that ST dug up the name of someone who was charged for trying to kill herself four years ago and then decided 'fuck it, fuck normal journalistic consensuses about reporting suicide' and just proceeded to tell people her name." +"Trump adviser: Don't take Trump literally, 'take him symbolically'",I don't know what this supposed to mean. +"FBS football, that is. Every other division makes pretty good sense.",You mean those other divisions no one cares about? +"When you lose the White House to the least popular candidate in the history of America, when you lose the senate, when you lose the House, and when two-thirds of the governors in this country are Republicans, it is time for a new direction. - B Sanders","Hey, it's not Hillary's fault, blame the voters." +Dude I just want to see his birth certificate so I know he's not an orangutan. Orangutans are not allowed to be President as far as I know.,BIRTHER! +"I don't think Hammerfell has been done; Daggerfall was in High Rock, I think Arena and Oblivion were both in Cyrodil, and Morrowind and Skyrim speak for themselves. I've not played Arena and I haven't touched Oblivion in years so I may be misremembering. I don't doubt that They'll still aim for big spectacular sights, even if it's Black Marsh (like the wooded areas in FO4) but I don't think they'll be as impactful without the range of altitudes offered elsewhere (note, not Elsweyr - the khajiit backward talking dialect would get really irritating after a few hours)","Arena was all of Tamriel, and Hammerfell has its own game, along with a small section in daggerfall." +"Questions about broken tape on blood vial from 1995 case I'm not sure if this was discussed. Since the tape was broken and the blood vial box was put back with scotch tape. Has that scotch tape been tested for DNA, finger prints, etc..? If it hasn't maybe they should test it to see who opened and resealed it?",Ooohhhh..Brownie points +"Ordered 28/11, estimated dispatch is 27/12",Given you plenty of time to get the flair up and running it looks good! +"No, you should buy some more ram...",It's a laptop. +Only if they're activated.,damn I always forget to activate mine +"it can be argued that he didn't have evil in his heart. He is the last prince of a warrior race, who was basically pressed into servitude after the decimation of his people. Angry? sure. Proud? obviously. Is the only joy he gets in life through finding a worthy challenger? absolutely. But beyond that he's just a lost soul. He had no agency in the beginning so he just used the relative freedom Frieza gave him and Nappa to go around killing dudes, but as soon as he had the chance he changed his goal to murder frieza and pretty quickly joined the Z-fighters when he A) realized that Goku is stronger than him and earned his begrudging respect, and B) got into those sweet, sweet Bulma pants like Master Roshi only wishes he could.",I agree with what you're saying but going around killing people for fun is pretty evil to me +Do you play Overwatch?,"No, what's that?" +That part broke my heart,That was the definition of puppy dog eyes. +It was 29 degrees today.,Is she homeless? +"I love Nigel Hayes, but what the fuck is he trying to say here?",Whose mans is this is a joke basically saying did dis dude just did dis +Did you really feel the need to compare to other players with the same name?,"I was also gonna add average penis length, but I felt that stat made it clear enough that David has the biggest Johnson in the league" +Did this ever show up on a legit website? The sites I saw this on screamed fake news.,I thought we were cleared to consider those sites legit now. +Or another Konami Game: Freddyvania: Symphony of the Fright Springucard vs Aftula (totally not Vlad)... Or the other way around... Whatever...,Aftula: *It was not by my hand that I was once again given flesh...* Freddyvania confirmed canon +Super Saiyan Deviant Super Saiyan Astalos,"Wow, I didn't know Frontier monsters were being added." +That's not how that works..,"Or they changed the message signature, that could do it." +By putting my penis inside someone. I don't regret it.,Good on you man. +"Your highest rated comment is your 2020 Presidential campaign slogan, what is it?","I'm paraphrasing but, George Washington gave people autism." +What good is the npe when it pushes ypu onto horde which in turn puts you on tidifest? There is a game after you finish the npe.,Of course 99% of EVE is played in Tidi. +"Stupid, yes. Dangerous, yes. But they risked making less money if they did it any other way! Won't somebody *please* think of the money?",The real victims of big business. +Then you remember Faker Peanut Bang is a real thing right now.,Don't forget Huni +Ironic that they have beer ready on the day alcohol ban was repealed.,Yuengling (cheap but good beer made in PA) shipped beer to the white house the day the prohibition ended. +"Welcome to Canada, where the prices are made up and the shipping costs don't matter.",I saw a monitor that was 2x the price here than in the US. +This is so very possible in this milieux.,Using words like 'milieux' is why Hillary lost. +What is the most terrible curse you could imagine casting on your enemies?,"The subject would start believing in curses and every time the subject thinks something cursed has happened, the subject gets a new curse from the comments of this post." +thanks i didnt know it too. is soo useful,Hella +AKA: Spend $18 million more on refugees.,Only 18 more? +Does drowning incur repair costs? If not then it should.,Max repair cost AFAIK +Ronin G4.4 but no megalodon? It says in the noseart section that Megalodon unlocks at 4.19. I'm 4.4 according to my titan customization screen. What gives?,"I hope this is a joke, if it is- good jok**e**" +Sam Pardee points out incorrect ruling by the HJ of GP Dallas,You get what you pay for I guess. +The AP Top 25 Poll - Week 5,Still not ranked smh +"More importantly, why does she need 400lbs of makeup to go into battle?",Internalized misogyny. +"Seems fishy that every attack has someone that is an actor, then your IMDB account gets scrubbed like it never happened...",IMDB needs to be banned from reddit clearly its some sort of terrorist breeding ground +"no, you're PC!",Isn't it terrible what happened in Aleppo? +Would you let these folks babysit for you? Would you bring your child near this establishment after seeing these things? There's something going on that is not right. God help us.,COME ON GUYS ITS JUST ART +Breaking: Fans not interested in a losing team. More at 11,Move em to Carolina +Why did Chip Kelly benched Colin Kaepernick?,I'm sure it was unrelated that Kap said he would opt out of his contract that morning and Kelly benching him in the game that day +Both are excellent bindings it's really a 6 of one half dozen of the other situation. Both have the wtr adjustment so if in the future you get boots with wtr swappable soles it's not really a difference either way. I'd go with whichever one I could get cheaper.,"Awesome, thanks!" +"In this case, 'goat' isn't actually an acronym for anything.",Lol +"What's your controversial opinion about Westworld? Don't downvote if you disagree, but reply.",Lee Sizemore is the best character on the show +"How much, I have been looking for navy",70 shipped +"it all makes perfect sense once you realize that every single news outlet is lying and fabricating clips of Trump... the only ones you can believe are Sean Hannity, Breitbart, and Facebook memes.",You forgot the +What did he say,"based on Pence for life insurance and tasteless/illegal, venture a guess :)" +that only heals 10 HP,While doing damage for 1000 HP +This might make me a horrible human being.,How dare someone find something cute when you don't. +Donald Trump appoints Ben Carson to his cabinet despite comparing him to a child molester,DRAIN THE SWAMP! +"My brother's son has a unique way of talking sometimes. My brother told him to hurry up, and he said without blinking, I can't want to. Like, he is physically unable to desire to comply with his request. I don't know if stupid or genius.","I am going to use that now, thanks" +Post all of your Level 7 Mastery Champs and let people make a judgement on you,"Vayne, Jinx, Ashe, Lucian, Diana" +"Americans don't get sick days? I knew maternity leave was at the discretion of the employer, is it the same with sick leave?","Well, not like they can afford to go see a doctor if something is wrong, so they might as well be at work." +"Can we talk about our first defensive pairing ? SO far they have been nothing but stellar. For those worried that beaulieu was not a first pairing dman, I think he put the worries to rest real fast. I think he is something like + 6 At least. And weber. Damn, this is pure defenseman. The small things he does on the ice. Always well positioned, good passes, Physical and he uses this strength very well. Very impressed with him.",Once we get Pateryn in full time should look even better. +"Sigh, another fucking white male",Trump needs to hire more trans black female otherkin genderqueer non-binary disabled youth! +"So we kill a few babies now and then, you should too, it'd be good for us.",It's the progressive thing to do! +"What annoys you when other people do it, but you occasionally do it as well?",ITT: Nothing that I can relate to because I'm a perfect motherfucker. +What is your American dream?,"A house in the middle of nowhere, fenced yard, a dog, and a pickup truck." +Weird Al Headlining Blizzcon Closing Ceremony,Releasing his new orchestra album: For the Chord. +"Resident Evil 7: Updated Demo Available to All Tomorrow, New Screens",Hoping we can figure out what the finger does. +"anzi a giudicare dalla tua foto, siamo nello stesso edificio haha",la cosa si fa inquietante +The Ravens have the number one defense in the league,We haven't played anyone though +functionally is the new literally,Functionally Hitler. +"Automation will be the salvation of humanity in the long run. How much do you pay for your gmail account? How much do you pay to both watch and upload as many videos as you want on Youtube? How much do you pay for access to the worlds largest and most up to date encyclopedia (wikipedia)? You get all this shit for free. Why? Because of automation. How much will food cost when robots plant it, robots harvest it, robots package it, robots transport it, and robots deliver it to your doorstep? The cost will be so low, that it will be free just like your gmail account. Same goes for clothes, and everything else humans need to survive. You're afraid of losing jobs, but where we're going, we dont need jobs.",Nah dog because socialism is evil and if people had free food they'd just lay about and do nothing. +Except this doesn't prove or disprove anything. It shows a correlation between conservatives and willingness to date bisexual people. Correlation does not mean causation.,"wow someone should have told the scientists before they started, they clearly didn't think of that" +(Any console) What is the most underrated game of all time?,"Can I say the Zelda CDI games, or are they just straight up fucking terrible?" +Fake news websites keep spreading lies even after the election! Don't get tricked by these fake sites!,And pizzagate is real news. +The time and money it takes to train a pilot is worth 10x that of a plane,I really doubt the veracity of that statement. +Six People Die in Philladelphia Sunday from Heroin Overdoses,"In true Philadelphian fashion I'm more mad about OP not spelling my hometown than about the 6 people dying Also, FUCK DALLAS" +"good designers know this, which is why most unpaid contests end up with amateurish works as winning entries. i know i'm definitely not doing this",Hm.... send me your best work to see if you are as good as you say you are.... +"Because it didn't seem obvious to me, do I deserve to be attacked by multiple people?",How is my comment an attack? +"I asked my wife's parents for their approval. Took a few minutes out of my life and I know they appreciated the gesture. It's just an old fashioned thing to get you in good with the in-laws. If you don't want to do it, don't. If your wife-to-be thinks you should do it, what does it hurt?",because muh woman oppression and tradition is sexist. +"Why do some people seem to dismiss my depression/anxiety because it isn't as serious as it could be? I really hate it when people tell people to get over it whenever people mention that they have depression or anxiety, just because it isn't as serious as other people's conditions might be. I saw a rant here a while ago stating that people who 'get upset at themselves often over little shit' or 'can't talk to people as well as others' are stupid and aren't worth being diagnosed with depression or anxiety, because real people with anxiety can hardly walk outside the house without having a panic attack Fuck you for undermining the severity of other peoples mental disorders. I have both depression and social anxiety, and both have had a tremendous effect on my life. Just because it's not as severe as yours doesn't mean I don't deserve to be able to get help for it.",Get over it +Are you threatening me?,I heard there's lots of sluts there! +"Nope, it's the spinoff, Airwolf of Wall Street.",Airbud of Woof Street +Head Coaching Candidates Who do we like? Who do we dislike (other than McCoy)? Do you prefer offensive minded or defensive minded? Josh McDaniels or Matt Patricia. Let's get some thoughts on the matter.,"Mccoy already won 1 whole division game this season, I say we keep him around to see if he can win 10 in 5 years" +"Ah, I always forget to listen to the radio on DLCs. This might call for another play through.",I think you can listen to Mysterious Broadcast throughout the Mojave which is awesome +I thought it started over every time you opened the game,Nope. +"Ah yes, the college for people who don't actually want to go to college.","Man, maybe I should have went there." +Merry (early) Christmas! Hope your RNG has been good for all of you!,**happy** christmas too you too lol loved the post kek +At this point Oceanic Grandiose would be my house,you think when they say various new gamemodes a game mode will be something like a whole new map with tridong as an area :3 +"Incest apparently ran in my girlfriend's family (well, cousins and whatnot because Upper Class American). I call her Spudsy now on occasion.",So it's not just us Alabamians. +What's the hardest thing you ever had to explain to your parents?,My boner at grandma's funeral +"I think, and I am female, so maybe it's just the hamster turning, but implying that most women do not have higher functioning brains and do not actually use deductive reasoning is probably the reason your comment isn't being taken as the biological discovery of the century!",You're just jealous because you can't get at his money +"any advice for finding out who i am sober? As a 25 year old who started drinking 10 years ago, I don't even know who sober me really is... Obviously the drinking got worse in college, I wasn't like that at 15, but I think back and basically all my social interactions and hobbies since I was going through puberty have been influenced/affected by alcohol. I've tried writing again and painting; I can't seem to connect to the creative part of my brain. The old answer was a few shots or glasses of wine. Exercise makes me feel great but I only have so many hours in me a day. Any advice on getting to know the sober me?",Check your wallet for some type of ID +Fucking skim milk...,The milk that the cow pissed in. +Swiggity Swooty im joggin towards that booty,Finally a robot to run on my treadmill for me. +Why you never run power through the fender/door.,Salvageable? +"I use it because it is good internationally for when I travel. No problem between Arlington and Ashburn at all. A colleague travels Frederick and gets signal all the way due to the switching. I've had some delays (minute or so) with texts when on wifi, but it isn't ridiculous. In terms of the switching, I haven't noticed any interruption but I don't get many calls. Metro, I only get signals at stations but it seems fine there.",Thank you for your insight! +Post your 3 most mastered champions and let others describe you. Thought it was fun last time it occurred.,"Diana, vayne, and Lucian I think" +"Redeeming Love. It's loosely based on the story of Hosea from the Bible, but from Gomer's perspective. It talks about how she became a prostitute as a result of child abuse, how Hosea was commanded by God to marry her and love her when she didn't even understand what love was, and how she eventually came to love Hosea and God and herself. I really needed this book after I was sexually assaulted and didn't know if I had any value besides what I could do for guys; it helped me love myself again and understand that God was still with me even when I felt so alone.",Redeeming Love is my all time favorite book. +The fact that they're releasing this in April suggests it'll lose the ratings battle to UConn-related programming.,UConn fans are probably the only ones that can shitpost with the best of them. +Gov. Mike Huckapede: Ben Carson is first HUD Sec to have actually lived in gov't housing. Fancy Nancy Pelosi says he's not qualified; is she racist or just dumb?,Yes +Still nothing in the mail. Not sure I'm surprised at this point I guess.,Yep they are dropping the ball that is for sure +r u el chapo,Si +Spherical cloud captured in Japan,There is always weird shit going on in Japan. +People like to forget that he is 50% evil white male.,He gets the white from his mother so no evil there +Anything you guys want or need from the mods?,Five stars pls +The problem is that what unions did back then and what unions do now are two very different things.,ex0lain ty +Did I get scammed?,"Burn down your house, format and encrypt your hard drives, and move to Egypt, you're fucked." +"Make it bounce up and down without touching it. Yes, it's awesome to any girls reading this thread.",I used to bounce it to Hail to the Chief. +I can make that call in about ten,After meeting my ex's family I made that decision in about 3 seconds +"Man jailed for attacking boy over embrace with girl in London street: Michael Coe, an associate of hate preacher Anjem Choudary, sentenced to 28 months after knocking teenager unconscious",but did you hear that a muslim restaurant in UK has promised to give free food to the homeless on christmas night... that means all muslims are fantastic. +What role should i play to carry lower rank ranked (Gold) ? Title says it all :),"Ymir, he's great in any role" +Disallow,This guy better get a card. +Klay's performance was so legendary that the Indiana broadcast crew did a post-game interview with him. How often has that ever happened before?,I know the Heat has done this before. +Interesting fact about Yusaku Fujiki's hair,Those ingenious bastards... +"It seemed to be implied. I was just pointing out that the main reason SouthEastern are so badly affected by snow is due to the reliance on third-rail electrification, a decision that was made by the Southern Railway (no relation to the modern operator that trades under that name) in the 1920s.",Why are you so angry? +"As far as my fiance is concerned, my old monitor died too.","I wish I could have upgraded sooner, my old one was stuck in a booting loop and take around half hour to actually display an image." +"As a man with a pretty high sex drive, I get offended by this shit. Just becasue I have a high libido but that doesn't mean I am become so blind to empathizing with another human being or respecting other people that I try and justify or act on raping people....",Obviously you're just not alpha enough! +Bernie is to bird as Hillary is to ________,Corporate whore +"My ideal hopes for Sombra What I hope happens today: - Sombra is put into the PTR - A reveal trailer showing her abilities - An animated short showing her backstory, which would be an adequate payoff for the long ARG we all had to endure.",I hope she is revealed +Why does everyone want to go back to Jakku?,I wanna go back to bed tbh +Wish they could increase the distiller cap to 1000 :3,"yea, you could upgrade your max distiller for 1000 magicits" +"My high-level crypto timeline * 2008-2013: Bitcoin is revolutionary. Get rich quick. Libertarians. Gold Bugs. * 2014: Implementing smart contracts is considered too risky for the #1 coin. Okay, fine. * 2015: Ethereum launches. Growing signs of toxicity within the Bitcoin community. * 2016: Politics takes over Bitcoin, and it becomes centralized and crippled. Ethereum takes off. Bitcoin community uses DAO fork to create mischief (ETC). Ethereum enters the trough of disillusionment. * 2017: Bitcoin forks into two coins. The war between the two communities intensifies and consumers are left confused. The crypto world is now fully polarized, similar to other governance politics. * 2018: Ethereum is very usable with lots of useful apps and growing developer ecosystem. Google, Amazon, and Facebook are known developers. * 2019: Ethereum is worth 10x the combined value of both Bitcoins.",Only mildly biased. +"So... democracy is a bad word, then?",Yeah beacuse democracy is just mob rule +"Honestly there is a lot of jobs you can do as long as you can somewhat operate a computer. Taking tech off the table which I do and work with a lot of people around the world also working from home, you could become a mortgage or insurance underwriter. You can work from home and make a really great living. 60-95k a year depending on experience. Its a pretty large market. All that would take is some time at a financial firm getting trained or get certified and try that route. you could transcribe medical information. 16-19 per hour. You could get a job with a call center that lets you work from home. Im sure theres a lot more. If working from home was your main goal, then Im sure you could find something.","Ah yes, i'm sure this is a totally viable option for everyone, especially those without an education or experience" +Inflation hits almost 2-year high in November,"It's duterte's master plan, don't worry guys, I'm sure he'll turn the tables around" +"every team went 3-3 in groups, G2 and Splyce were 1-5 how the hell is that better","And H2K made semi's, seems alot better to me." +Point out *any* flaw America has or simply say it isn't the greatest place on earth. Seriously Americans seem to get pissed off *really* easily. Talking about gun laws and how stupid not having them is seems to be the best though.,But guns are evil +He's awfully old for it.,Yes but he looks pretty young... +2017 will be first year in RW career he won't face Carolina,Oh no... I'm so sad now +Okay so if fire was the worst mage spec you'd still play it?,If fire was a trash spec to begin with no probably not +Former Pentagon chief Leon Panetta: Democrats should give Mattis a waiver to be defense secretary,Right because the republicans worked so well with Obama in running the government these last eight years. +"What show is a must-watch for you on Netflix? I wanted to start Atlanta today, but I don't have FX Now, so I'm probably going to start another show. What do y'all recommend?","just started watching the last kingdom REALLY enjoyed the first episode, and im excited af for the next ones ^^" +Forest Green Discos / Purple Chakrams / Octane ZSR Offers/Keys,Purple pulsus for zsr? +Hot Cheetos and Takis kids take on healthy eating,"Man, they really sold out... I miss the OG albums they used to put out." +Oh fuck we're imploding,lol you are two weeks too late with this comment +"Said it before, I'll say it again. A Chrono Trigger crossover would probably be all I needed to dump 100 bucks into this game. Give me my dream team of Crono, Frog, and Lucca!",How about this: Gumi creates a new in game package that costs $1000 and is You pick the next crossover banner where you get to choose the next crossover banner from the SquareEnix universe. +Imagine if you will You are fucking this gurl Your wife walks in You start to argue You turn around forgetting to pull out so she's riding you like a fishing bobber Slip her off to calm your wife down Eventually talk it out over the course of a few hours Girl clears her throat You realize she's still there and can't leave Awkwardly take her back to her handlers,Are you okay? +Accidentally killed Tapu Koko twice Can I make him respawn by defeating the Elite 4 again or did I mess up?,This is why you save before fighting important Pokemon +This is very true for the small city that I live in.,Itt: people defending racism +What do you use space bar for? after listening to HCNT PoE Podcast - Ep. 14: feat. Morikiopa - Killing stuff for Loot! and learning about Mori space bar move skills I just want to know what have you binded to space bar For me it is show items droped (alt by default) just cause I had some issues with accientally pressing alt + tab and swithcing windows on PC,Movement skills. +Bro. I wish I had a wife so that I would let her do anything she wants.,Great +Reminder: Don't level up or get your weekly loot boxes from arcade today Wouldnt want to miss out on more Christmas loot boxes,Inb4 Blizzard decides to remove holiday lootboxes from Arcade. +GIVE ME A HEEEELLLL GIVE ME A YEAH YEAH YEAH,I love that show and song +I know some divorced people who have been together for a decade and won't get married again just because. They're fine though. They just don't see the point.,"Careful, someone on reddit might disagree with you." +Google to be powered 100% by renewable energy from 2017,Google: our site will shut down during night hours... +"He had an appendectomy, so, yes.",Why did they have to schedule an appendectomy for the middle of the season? +"So a compact, clean, safe energy source is somehow creepy, because it looks weird. If it works eventually it will lead humanity into a new age and there is no theoretical reason it can't work. Fossil fuels, solar and wind would also become obsolete overnight, as they are just an inefficient way to tap into a natural fusion reactor.","The pollution from coal is so much more beautiful, soot is like little black tar-flakes" +But one of them is arguably not a boy.,Did you just smurf his/her gender. +"Born too late to explore the Earth, born too soon to explore the galaxy, BORN JUST IN TIME TO GIVE HALF NAKED WOMEN THOUSANDS OF UPVOTES",M E T A +The karma whoring on this sub really needs to stop.,"It's not karma whoring, OP said the upvotes are for Tulsi." +Construction Crew Surprises Friendly Neighbor With Packers Tickets,"As a Bears fan, that sounds more like a punishment." +"I'm still wondering if they are going to explain why his eye color changed. I heard somewhere before that it would be explained, but I'm not sure if that was just a rumor or not. I'm curious as to how they would explain changing eye color though. Could he have lost his eyes and had them replaced with artificial ones? If so, why didn't Chirrut Imwe or Kanan do that when they went blind? And if they don't bother explaining it, why not just give him contacts to wear and edit it in post?",I also wonder if they'll explain how he became a real life person instead of a computer generated one. +You know Santa isn't real.,How dare you insult his deeply held beliefs! +Bjorn Rebney firing shots,but this sub told me Dana was literally jesus and he paid his fighters so well that Bob Arum should be ashamed :( +I don't spend much time in the comments section of this sub. Why is paella a controversial topic?,"Lots of different ways to make it, and everyone thinks their way is right." +Reads the same... I don't get it.,You forgot the +PalAvengers,Pala-copyrightstrike. +those god dam furrys!,"Leaking into our fandom, stealing our jobs" +"Precious. How are they as pets and are they cat friendly? Or I guess more appropriately, are cats hedgehog friendly?",Usually if the cat attacks the hog they just get stabbed by little pokey spikes +"I lol'd so hard at this scene, looks very funny irl",top kek +"PC Shutting down after 1+ hours of play AMD FX 8320 eight core processor 3.5GHz 8 gigs ram nvidia geforce gtx 650 windows 10 Did absolute lowest graphics settings possible (through useroptions file), enabled and disabled vsync, validated game data, reinstalled, and cursed the gods 873 times..... Able to play Overwatch for several hours with no issues but shortly after an hour in game in H1Z1 my pc shuts down. Anyone else having/had this issue? Used the search and havent found anything recent so wanted to post and ask.",What model power supply do you have? +Vodka.,Khoroshiy vybor +Like Bernie?,How do you figure? +Chris Grayling to unveil plans for new fully privatised railway line,Well given his overwhelming success in his other portfolios I can't see any problems with this. +"FINALLY the monk's reincarnation, people can stop speculating","what's to speculate, it's obvious his litter sister is the monk and this dude is just a red herring... ... ..." +That's what the kids are calling it these days. It's more commonly referred to as stalking,Its only Stalking if you use '**their**' skin. +Better be a son so we have a future world class striker for Poland,No pressure at all +The ones I make collective fingerboards,"That's awesome, I took a look at your boards and they seem good." +Police find 55 pounds of fentanyl in traffic stop in Connecticut.,I'm sure it was just a delivery. +How tf do you guys find your stocks? Any suggestions for a new idiot?,"Stocktwits, wsb and blind luck" +Atleast we only have to face Hall twice a year now,Yea Larsson will be a pain though +From MechanicalKeyboards?,Yes +He will be removed when someone equals or beats his stats. Otherwise the bot will continue doing what it does.,Maybe if Fleury just played better he could improve his stats past Condon's. +"Predictions for CSGO in 2017 There will be a new update that changes all of the player models (like the new SAS ones.) The file will take 300MB. Hidden in the files would be some files like source2.model.SAS or something like that, and have reddit freaking out. Gabe will attend a major. Valve would make a forum where there will be moderators directly answering questions and fixing any bugs (kind of like this but more responsive) A new case will come out that will be glove specific (blue, purple, pink, red) VAC will be updated for CSGO, allowing people to submit their cheats to valve and review it one by one (troll ones will be an ip ban from submitting cheats) and its not going to be like the one we already have. This one will, like the forum, be checked 24/7 banning all private cheats. Just some of my predictions. Had some more but i forgot them. What do you guys think? :D",you can already submit cheats to valve +"What if they had robes and used energy attacks through their hands and shit like the siths. I mean, since these guys have laser weapons and all..,","not a bad idea, hmm sounds like it's from a movie I would never know where" +"I love the new mastery skins that you guys are rolling out, but just a quick question. Is there a list we can see of what stages certain god(esse)s are for getting their mastery skin updated? Really would love to have a new mastery skin for nox so she isn't ALL gold or ALL diamond. Thx. ~A nox main",It is Supposed to be that when ever a god gets a new skin they will update the masteries but after Kumbha got his war lord skin they didn't update his masteries. +is everything okay?,"Why would you ask that, they seem perfectly normal for a Redditor" +They are also allowed to pay the fare.,Where do they come up with that kind of fortune? +"How to be a good theorist After seeing how theorists attempt to solve the lore, I created my guidelines as to how to be a good theorist: 1.**Don't rely on assumptions**.Assumptions are quite bad, since we can come to a conclusion before looking at the entirety of evidence.This will affect its credibility, and can lead to having false information. 2.**Always come up with theories after looking at evidence**.This is obvious,since one must look at all information and sources and come to a conclusion based on the evidence.One cannot come to a conclusion without reviewing the evidence first,since this can lead someone to interpret evidence in a way that it supports their theory. 3.**No confirmation bias**.Confirmation bias is the tendency to interpret evidence as confirming one's beliefs.We must look at the evidence with an open mind and try not to think it will confirm your existing beliefs because it might not. 4.**Look at the entirety of the evidence**.It is important to look at ALL the evidence and information before coming to a conclusion and not only take sections of it.If you took only sections, you can create theories that can easily be debunked by the evidence you failed to look at. 5.**No hate on people who create theories**.Even if you disagree with the theory itself, you shouldn't attack the person nor be immature and call them names.As a theorist, you must look at the evidence and judge that, not the person itself.This has happened to me several times which is why this should be on the list. 6.**Be respectful of one's theories**.Even if you don't agree, don't act as though it doesn't make sense or it's terrible.Don't act as though you're right and he's wrong.Don't just dismiss it in an immature way. 7.**accept being wrong**.There will always be a time were you were wrong.If you are,accept you're wrong and move on.Don't deny evidence or any information just because you don't agree with it.",You fogot #8- MatPat is th ebest theorist ever and his theories are always right. +"pfft, says we have a policy against undoing vac bans its your fault but nooo if you're popular enough they'll unban you.",Because policy can never change. +Breitbart uses a Weather Channel Clip to Claim Global Cooling. The Weather Channel Responds.,i think the earth just got warmer from the burn she just delivered. +Half naked women get thousand of upvotes; how many for our boys in blue?,THATS SEXIST +The note Felix gave to Maeve said 'park 1' if it was the only one it wouldn't be numbered.,Tell that to SEAL Team 6. +"The facts in this case are biased against Islam. And when the facts are biased, we must turn away from them. It's the only way to be fair.",You forgot a +Can't wait for him to be voted out of office.,Now we can teach those kids a lesson! +Challenger SXT+ 0-60 Times,I wish my Ram had a 0-60 timer but it's probably for the best... +"Note to Breitbart: Earth Is Not Cooling, Climate Change Is Real and Please Stop Using Our Video to Mislead Americans","Um, The Weather Channel is clearly trying to make a profit off of being Climate Alarmists" +Most recently the sandy hook shooter,And the Sandy Hook shooter was totally a student at the school who watched gun videos in the library and read Guns&Ammo all the time. +A cheesy gif for you to enjoy,Uhhhhhhh yeahhhhhh +-___-,-_______________________________________________- +What is x64 mean,It's what the botters use to launch 64 game clients at once. +Full metal A&K Mk46 here with ballistic plates in my carrier... You get used to the weight,Also get left behind! +Get the tier 5 commander skill that reduces secondary AA she'll dispersion by 20% was it?,-15% secondary gun dispersion from Tier II to VI -60% secondary gun dispersion from Tier VII+ +"Ohhhh, I shouldn't read those posts. My blood pressure and depression don't need that crap. :(","America Is Great Again, so we won't need to worry about this from now on..." +"One Trump hotel in Bucharest, and they can do whatever they want.",Not if they put two hotels in Brussels and call him smart they wont +does that mean you cant rap either. what about hiphop and breakdancing???,well he prob can't rap..didnt you hear OP say he was white +"Ah, yes, these people think consumerism brings happiness and fulfillment",It doesn't? +"Liberals are acting like Trump is going to kill all the gays, make slavery legal again, and take away women's rights....",gg +"You can have and should expect law in anarchy. Read David Friedman's Machinery of Freedom, or at least check out the animated summary on YouTube.","Will do, thanks." +What movie?,This movie is called The Mummy. +Religious anti-vaxxers telling people NOT to go to the doctor. I left off the link to the FB page because it has people's names on it but WOW,Apparently that anti-vaxxer is anti-puncutation too. +The left doesn't want to admit that racism goes both ways.,Well it doesn't cause it's institutionalized +"Yeah I bet those $50 billion fake IOU dollars will come in handy for all the women, PoC, LGBTQ+, and freethinkers he's about to heavily oppress!",HES GONNA KILL ALL THE BLACKS AND WOMEN AND CHILDREN OH THE HORROR +What if you took the same drug?,What does my taking it have to do with *their* ability to give consent? +Hillary Clinton gets 2.7 million lead in the popular vote,Oh good that means she'll win! +That in itself is a paradox and so funny to me ;),"Jack off all trades, master of none" +"What gods do you love in theory but in practice you are terrible with them? Mine is Amaterasu. I want to be good with her so bad, but I'm just terrible with her.",Hades....he is so fun to play...But.. I suck.... +I tried to commit success yesterday. But I failed.,Keep at it! +Our new flag,"CPP-NPA-NDF-KM approves, too." +Its rare that a day goes by that I dont explain to my customers that they should check their tire pressure regularly. When they tell me its to complicated I hand them a .99c tire pressure gauge and tell them to follow me while I show them how to do it.,yeah but i don't know how to add air to a tire. +"What how? I played medium 1080p with a i7 4790 and a 750ti, ran only at 40-50 fps.",I was playing with an i5-4760K and a 750 TI on medium settings at 1080p and got 60 to 75 FPS. +"They badly programmed the game, very bad, with 60FPS cap (footage) you could see insane amount of drops and stuttering, therefor they changed the cap to 30FPS. Do you want to know how long it takes to reprogram thousands of programmed C# pages? Atleast 2 months. The developers are new, they aren't the ones of M1&2, they started 2 years ago, they are young kids aged 21-24. There is a big chance that they don't even know how to find all the mistakes they programmed, the sloppy lines they programmed which results into this hell. When seeing a stream I immediatly saw it wouldn't get fixed any soon, it's a bad port, I refunded my 70EUR immediatly and probably will get the deluxe edition for 20EUR the moment they fixed it.",So you've personally seen and analyzed the game code to determine if the programming was bad? +2016 Worlds By the Numbers,Rito is just falsifying their numbers to make it look better +All The Gear All The Time. In case anyone else was wondering. ;),"I was, thanks!" +Australian? Or was that a world wide story?,"It was written by a middle aged white male Aussie for The Australian, which is a Murdoch rag." +that's kinda sad. but it would apply to me too,no one was talking to you +"When I saw the project chart showing items needed for v2.6 that had ECDs of the 2nd and 9th of December, I had high confidence that v2.6 would not be released before the 2nd week in December at the earliest. Hard to get worked up by pearl clutching that CIG's progress basically matches their schedule.",that's not how you do 'arguing feverishly'.. take a hint from the good doctor and main line a quart of hyperbole. +"Define tomorrow? Like, a subjective tomorrow where I'm back in time? Or a... Less subjective tomorrow where it's 10/12/16? The former, I'd probably run the prodigy route (I was a lonely kid anyways), and get my life started earlier... But I would also like, call in a bomb threat to the WTC on the morning of 9/11, get everyone out of there. Tomorrow, tomorrow, I'd text me mates and be all Yo. What the hell. Is it just me, or am I five again. Then, get a lawyer and see what the hell I can do about keeping my life on track.",I wonder what life would be like right now if 9/11 was stopped. +"tampoco es que puedan postear, tu sabes quien los baneo",Presumo que eres alguno de ellos no? +That too much masturbation makes you go cross-eyed and turns you into a goon.,"Can confirm, masturbated a lot and now frequent Something Awful" +What do you still struggle to understand even as an adult?,How stupid can people be sometimes. +"I think it depends...if it's a household tool for both of you, then it's probably not a good gift (and an iron is for both people even if the wife does all the ironing, because she's ironing *his* clothes too in that case). It gets grey around items used for hobbies -- a great cordless drill can be an excellent present for someone who spends a lot of time in a workshop, and is ALSO useful to have, and ditto something like a stand mixer. But unless you are an Extreme Ironing hobbyist, giving someone a purely functional home item that is specific to doing chores -- when they have not specifically requested it as a gift -- reads like look, honey, let me present you with a reminder that you do housework! Also, irons are boring. At LEAST get me a damn handheld steamer.","Ironing is useful for people who do sewing as a hobby, just saying." +"When I left you, I was but a learner, now **I** am the master.",Only a master of evil Darth +It's up for you?,Still down I think +"MC 1.12 should add aesthetics and ambiance features! Out of the thousands of wonderful and terrible suggestions in the MC suggestions reddit, the one thing that I've seen more of than anything else is request for ambiance features. Considering how widely agreed upon this is and easy to implement these features would be, as well as mostly bug safe and in no way changing, compromising, or unbalancing game play, I don't understand why we haven't had more of this yet. Little things like: - Fireflies - Cricket noises - Twinkling stars - New music - All around new nature sounds - Butterflies (even as a particle cloud) - Wind blowing sounds at high Y-coord altitudes ^ All suggestions I've seen from other people that really are good and should be used. Not all of them, but some. Today, games are very heavily praised for the beauty and atmospheric aspects, even simple 2D pixelated platformers like Fez & Superbrothers. While MC unique and we all love the awesome new features they're rolling out, Mojang would do well to realize that their player base will certainly appreciate sprucing up the feel of the game. People enjoyed MC sunsets way before shaders were a thing, so it doesn't take huge graphical updates and higher resolution looks (thats what shaders and texture packs are for), but small additions like the ones above that can make the game more aesthetically pleasing without changing the pixelated look we love!",I thought the next update was going to be the slab and stairs update? +Usp-s or p2k? I basically hear that those two pistols are almost no different aside from bullet count and silencer. However if they are so damn similar why do +80% of pro players (normal players even) prefer the usp-s.,"There's very little difference, it's just personal preference, go into a ffa pistol deathmatch and try both out for a bit and just see which you prefer I know it's easier just to be told what to do but like a lot of things in cs, this one is just down to which you prefer Gl hf :)" +Canada vs US? You just want to see the US get eliminated.. don't ya?,I hear they win the championship if they win that game.... +"Not the person you're talking to, but unless they decided to keep quiet that they actually got married when they were so public about their engagement, I think it's safe to say the wedding has not yet happened. Then again - considering the weirdos who have stalked Dodger in the past, maybe they did get secret married and are currently on their honeymoon and will announce they were married later. (I don't think so, though. IIRC she mentioned wanting to get married in England.)","Strippin is headed to England, I think this coming week even, for the Yogscast Jingle Jam 2016 charity stream - Dooger-Strippen wedding in Bristol next week confirmed" +Her words where just a untouched stream of her thoughts.,"No, from that single sentence she is obviously an uneducated, pridefully ignorant person!" +"Advice on auctions? I know that you can often get cars for much cheaper prices on the auctions so I don't need help there, but my problem is that I want to *sell* some of my cars I got I tried to get rid of some HE cars I got in wheelspins and that I probably won't ever need anyway (BMW M3, Mercedes-Benz C Class and that Subaru that nets you a drift skill bonus) in order to improve my finances, but every time I put them on the auctions they never get sold I was able to get rid of my Metro 6R4 HE and a Viper HE after days of trying, but they only went for 200k/385ksomething each which is pretty awful regarding **I** always have bets going into the millions when I want to buy a HE car Is it my settings that are wrong? I usually offer them for 200k and don't touch the instant-sell price at 5.5 million so it seems appealing to people and set the time to 3 hours Or am I just putting them online at bad times where nobody can see them? Or are the cars in particular just not wanted?",I personally just leave the HE cars at 200K and 5.5mill since I did get them for free so I'm not bothered about making a profit on it. +"I dunno, Id still set up a figma, or action figure, if i had space for a figure itd be that. Or a spacecraft model.",Or that some people just don't want to spend 500 dollars on action figures and just have the mmpr entire line up for 70 bucks though I do agree that trying to buy all the pops available is insane +Ewww,"Yeah, it's stupid." +When you mulligan away Patches and then you draw him on turn 1..,"Mulligan, draw, concede because pirate warrior basicly can't win any game where they have to play patches from hand" +"Car payment? Why not just buy it? JK, I work in the middle east and have nothing better to spend my money on besides hobbies.",I have the same issue! +Caption this,"There was a lens-flare, and motion-blur." +How do these fit?,"Like on the other comment: it was TTS for me, a bit more snuggy than the NMDs but I think they feel more comfortable." +I found a baby Pikachu in the wild!,"Lol small pokemon, never seen that before" +"And $65,000 pizza and hotdog parties.","Once you try $65,000 pizza, you'll know its worth every penny" +Biking on the ice when people are using it? Seriously?,It's a prank bro relax! +"A better question, why is teabagging so taboo? It is the original emote. It has been in video games long before a lot of the Destiny player base picked up a controller. Tell me why dancing over my x is less disrespectful than teabagging. Mind you, I am not saying you shouldn't dance on my x. You killed me, it's your right. I just wish that this community would stop being such irrational babies about something that is A. Hilarious B. Rage inducing at the right time C. Has a rich tradition in gaming culture. Just accept my victory dance, and I'll accept yours when you kill me.",Preach +Rowlet,*sobs* noooo no nooo +"Lots of us moved to Alberta for better lives. To increase our earnings, afford a house, etc. What stops businesses in doing the same when there costs increase?",The oil is here! +I thought it was great but seeing Nebby fly out of that bag made it for me.,Nebby will never get in the bag. +This secret Santa season... You guys are stunning me! Honestly. You guys are SO kind! The stuff I've seen floating back and forth...!?! The cheer... The throws... The support. Holy shit guys! Well done! This community renews my holiday spirit.,I was super excited to get it sent out... I just hope he likes it. +I live in the U.K. And it still doesn't work and my payment is valid,Have you tried getting it from the website rather than through xbox? +"I wonder if we're going to see one headgear for each character by Christmas, or if it's basically random (which would explain the green staff and the ill-timed elf hood). Was really torn between working on this hood or going for the red daggers, no regrets now!",It will be the gift tomorrow. +Order a 66?,Its a reference to one of Big Smoke's orders in GTA San Andreas. +"Looking for people to play with? Post here! Oh hi. If you're looking for some new friends to ride with, feel free to post your gamertag and platform here for when Steep releases!",GT : onalatac +What is something you do when drinking that you don't normally do?,Flirt back with people flirting with me and then get anxious and run away +"Some of those are choices though. They could dress up at Walmart with boring clothes. They could use men hygiene products. I mean, a woman won't die from using male deodorant.",Women's clothes aren't meant to last though; every girl I know despairs at people seeing them wearing the same thing twice. +How do I back flip?,Jump backwards into the rift. +"People being sexist isn't a problem Men and women are biologically, mentally, and physically different. Why do so many people want us to be treated the same way? Being judged based on your biological differences isn't an issue, it's human nature. I judge men based on their sex, men judge me based on mine. I've been denied a few jobs (And later been told that it was largely because of my gender), and that's fine. I didn't cry misogyny! or Sexism!, because it wasn't. I was just not chosen for those job based on my biological differences. And that's fine. Being judged based on your sex isn't sexism, it's human nature.",I dare you to post this anywhere on Tumblr +"Only exception is with bosses - if you save and quit during a boss, you'll reload outside of the fog gate when you start back up. If you quit during an invasion it would probably bring you back to where you were when you started to invade as well.",Actually the quit option is disabled when you're invaded. +who gives a shit? a poll of 1000 people or the emoluments clause? idk guys... this is a tough one!,Your big werds are why the Demz losed! +Boy says he was fat-shamed by Santa,well santa isn't real so this fatass is lying +He's in need of a buddy.,"Ah the jedi mind trick at it's finest I have the bud you're looking for You are the buddy my son is looking for, carry on" +"Mickey Moniak adds 20 Pounds of muscle, looks for big season 2017",Yeah but does he still look 14 +I'd have to imagine there are generally less profit margins in Retail Arbitrage than flipping thrift price-level items.,"You would be right most of the time, but RA has something thrifting doesn't-volume." +An email says they aren't sure when it will be released but my guess would be soon either way,*Soon&trade; +Can finally call myself a gun-toting liberal,Welcome to the club! +Bring back Mack? BRING BACK MACK!,The problem with bringing back Mack is that he'll leave midway through the 4th quarter of a close game +"Damn, didn't realize being from the south makes me sound unprofessional and unintelligent.","It's alright, we don't think the south is very self-aware either" +"So, if Trump does something that you like, you try to attribute it to someone else, and if he does something you don't like, you attribute it to him. I bet you also call the country historically divided and blame it solely on Republicans.","Remember, Obama is *still* suffering from Bush's policies." +"I think I'd kind of like to know what pre-modern (both Medieval and Classical and truly ancient things, like Babylon or Egyptian cities, or even cave-men caves) cities looked like when they were bustling in activity, but it's such a wide category that I have no idea what exactly I would settle on.","It's probably a boring answer, but for some reason I've always wanted to see Rome around the time of Ceasar or Augustus." +"Can she just do hardcore porn, please?",She wouldn't get payed as much +Tupac and Dre California love. I was at a club in Los Angeles a few years ago and that song came on. Girls who weren't even born when that song came out lost their minds.,That song is all about Roger RIP +Maybe if the democrats didn't nominate such a c*** we wouldn't be here in this situation,Maybe the US public could grow up and vote pragmatically against the worst leader the world might just ever have seen... +I can't fight for basic human rights for everyone since I live in a first world country? I can't support BLM because I've never been shot? Yeah okay.,No idiot you can't talk about BLM because you haven't been shit and killed by a white person. +That is ridiculous. I support gay rights: not the right to force business owners to do stuff like that.,"Yeah, diners should be allowed to refuse service to blacks" +"How terrible that must be for them to have all that funding and attention. Meanwhile men dying of men's cancers get shit all. But women are always the victim, right?","Because as we all know, it's not possible to care about more than one thing at a time" +Amber just announced she's not going to be a part of TMOG,I wonder if Matt will be quitting Teen Mom as well. +"I read this for about 15 mins and got very far into it. You know all this is? Doubling down on how America is racist, sexist, and now fascist. That's the kind of shit that loses elections. The Democratic party needs to crawl out of this hole that they've dug. A party for the future isn't one where half the people expect to get their way by saying their enemies are evil. It's not going to be by ignoring facts or making up their own through tricky wording (I can't read a single liberal article that doesn't try this crap - this one included). The Democratic party needs **substance**. I'm excited for this sub, but make no mistake - Clinton2.0 is just as likely to get Trump elected as Clinton was this year. Unless the dems are hoping that Trump will be absolutely awful (and even then, most Republicans will still vote for him), something needs to vastly improve here.",Politics is only substantive when it's talking about white workers. +I figured thats what he meant from the context but it still make no sense,think above the odds next time and you'll understand it +"On a related note, did anyone actually get those gift cards from the the 10,000 points promo they gave away? Mine has been stuck in Order Processing since that day.",Their on back order until they can find a way to tell you you're not gonna get them without pissing off the internet. +"Let's be honest, Russia ain't never going to admit it even if they did show proof of it.",I'm sure if Russia did admit it the hive mind here would just be like nah Russia didn't actually do it they are just taking ownership like ISIS does for every attack ever. +since there's a unit number on the door it's a fair assumption that this pic was from an apartment so no back door,"Window, if they are going to the lengths of piling snow I am sure they will use a window" +I've been to Texas. What's so special?,"They think that they somehow drink more than other cultures, which certainly is not true" +And second...,And third... +"To those living in the North West, Holy fuck is this a storm. just had to run out into the garden to throw the chickens into their hut, and I come back absolutely drenched with my ears ringing slightly from a nearby lighting strike.","Ugh, it's that weird type of storm where it's still silly warm and humid, but absolutely pissing down." +"Don't you mean, _President_ Clinton? Oh wait no, she lost.",What a constructive comment +"OFFICIAL: CBS STATES NFL RATINGS DECLINE FAULT OF DONALD TRUMP, TOM BRADY, AND PEYTON MANNING!","Nobody watches pro sports like cucked out leftists, So I can see how Brady, Manning, and Trump have hit NFL ratings hard." +New 'Barbie' Amy Schumer claims she has a swimmer's body.. now we know why..,I feel bad for the whales. +You need to go to an obstetrician and get an ultra sound to date men?,This sounds like a fun person to date. +"I can't do this, as I already have one... -_-",Just stop doing it and amaze your friends! +The Earth's Poles Have Lost Enough Ice to Cover Texas 4 Times. And the Arctic is expected to shrink by 5% each decade from here on out.,But it's snowing! +i like your clock,It's actually a bomb +"At this point I'm just wondering if Mike and Jay don't watch any of those YA adventure movies TFA feels exactly like, and so it feels fresher to them.",what is a ya adventure? +These Oreo flavored Oreos.,r/hailcorporate +As someone who lives in Atlantic Canada where the fuck is PEI going to get the money for this ?,Bridge tolls hike? +"If games aren't letting you focus on your life, let go of the games.",But life is gaming +Bing,"Yup, that's why I have it as my main search engine so I don't have to google Bing everyday" +"Between stuff like this and food in restaurants, I really wish it was socially acceptable to take other people's leftovers. I've never seen someone spit on their food on their way out, but often leave perfectly good food... why can't I just take it?!","So they don't spit on there food, why would you want it then?" +You know you can hold your mobile sideways?,You fool; the video will be recorded sideways. +"Slight correction, if memory serves. Solo threw the game for his team and profited the equivalent of $322.",u rite +"And Obama takes the empty house seat (I know, I know - he wont. But watching the Trumpettes freak out at the idea makes me smile).","It'd keep the seat in the Muslim faith, which is nice." +King Hassan NP. Seriously.,NAKATA JOUJI HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG +"Which is exactly what is going to happen. For one example, there are about 3.5 million trucker drivers in the US. Self driving technology is all but guaranteed to arrive in the next 10-15 years, putting those truckers out of work. Granted, the full transition will take decades but these types of changes will be happening simultaneously over a wide array of industries. We're in for a rough ride. The only real question is when, not if automation will put millions of Americans out of work.",You Luddite. +5 students had marijuana at McDowell Co. High School say deputies,Glad you're keeping us safe from these weed smoking teenagers. +I judge books by their cover.,You *BASTARD* +You just made me realize how big of a comedic potential this has. Can't wait for it now.,"Yeah, I'm sure you'll still be chuckling in 6 months time." +"Donald Trump Picks Scott Pruitt, Ally of Fossil Fuel Industry, to Lead E.P.A.",Draining dat swamp +"I don't disagree. I honestly never oppose a recount or an audit of voting because I think if the margins are close they can be a good idea. But once again you have to understand it costs a lot of money and most states don't have laws that call for automatic recounts unless they're withinlike Razor thing margins, like hundreds of votes in Florida. So the government is not going to pay for it unless people demand a recount and raise the money for it. I don't believe the race you are referring to was close enough to warrant an automatic recount the same way I don't feel any of the other recounts, should have been done automicalllh which they weren't.",I don't believe that New Hampshire has automatic recount so that recount would have had to have been requested. +This is the spring split mate. It's a joke. Doublelift will be back in the summer,"Yeah, and he'll do very well at worlds... just like he did this year..." +"It essentially took 50 bucks off any order over 50, so the Naked palettes were around $4. I was gonna order like 4 to give as gifts, but felt kind of bad about it in the end and only went through with one.",You could always get UD Naked off eBay for $4 :D +You got me.,Dude he pwned you +"Globalist leftist scum guessing game: First it was ALT-RIGHT, then it was FBI COMEY, then it was FAKE NEWS, and now it is RUSSIAN HACKERS. What will the excuse be next week? Let's hear your guesses.",Russian/Putin Sympathizers (regarding those who actually leaked the E-mails to Wikileaks). +Evil Luminous,wow spoilers the story is the only thing good left about maplestory and u ruin it +"Just remember if anyone gets stuck in the snow, dont just rev the piss out of it and spin tire. That's a good way to catch your car on fire.","Definitely, but snow burnies are just as much fun as the real kind!" +Welcome Back Wildturtle,dissapointing +Stay in your lane,Whoa whoa whoa... get your grammatical facts and history out of Facebook! +"Do you understand what you are suggesting? I can just picture someone now holding their device against their charging puck while trying to make sure it doesnt slip off the charging coil(s) with their earphones plugged in. This whole ditch the audio jack is stupid but almost predictable. It seems like we need new connectors every 5 years or so and peripheral components become obsolete. Does *anyone* find themselves wishing their S7 was *thinner*? No. Make that bitch thicker and give me a bigger battery and lose the camera hump. Give me a fast phone, expandable memory, IP68, IR blaster, awesome camera, 3.5mm audio jack with a battery that will handle heavy use for 24 straight hours and Ill buy that for days. But no, we get a thinner phone that makes simple shit complicated.",I was joking I dropped the +"Having worked for an environmental government agency, it won't be easy to eradicate it by simply appointing a new agency head. The EPA is filled with career environmentalist that will fight him and are extremely hard to fire(the federal fire rate is something like .50%) Not only that, but EPA regulations have lengthy rule making proceedings. He can't just roll back changes without public participation. Also, the CAA/CWA allow for citizen suits to enforce regulations, so donate to the environmental group of your choice to fight any loosening of regulations. My former agency had a period where we had a very tentative agency head and it was very frustrating. I can't imagine working for a man who wants to dismantle most of these peoples life works... Anyway, we can pretty clearly expect no steps forwards in regulations, but he won't be able to gut it without help from congress.","and we're so fortunate to have an environmentally friendly congress that won't defund and repeal environmental legislation, right?" +What would your parents be surprised to learn about you?,That I am very sad. +"Also, several in this thread clearly DO think all Muslims bear some responsibility to denounce the terrorism of other Muslims.",They have the responsibility to not obfuscate the issue and be honest for their own benefit as the primary victims of terrorism. +What is worth seeing in person?,The Great Wall was pretty great. +Literally shaking her ass off,Somewhere some feminist is justifying a fake butt because men made the standards too high. +That sounds like Nazism which equates the ideology of the fascist dictator with that of the whole nation and that any dissent of opinion is considered treason and warrants death. Duterte should be ousted as soon as possible before this country turns into a full-blown dictatorship.,And be replaced by a puppet of the oligarchy. +Yeah this totally isnt a false flag huh? Some dude just gonna bust in there all RELEASE THE CHILDREN? Lmao yall are silly,Obviously a false-false flag +can it be after a game?,Send me an invite whenever possible. +no.,Well played. +"im not really a fan of 'fitbit' name itself, especially on a smartwatch","Yes, naming a watch after a fruit is so much better." +How is it possible for someone to be THIS brain dead.,He forgot his +DE. Gets very boring and annoying.,I thought the same when I played it +Yes I love it! Bring on the filthy air!,Do you forget this +"The human eye can only see 24fps. That's why the ideal PC stops at 24fps, you may not like it but it's what peak performance is.",You forgot your +Are we still responsible for rent if owner sells rental? Virginia. We rented a house on a year long lease but moved out early. we continue to pay rent and uphold all of our lease obligations. The landlord knows and has been fine with it but decided to go ahead and put house on market instead I'd recommend-renting when our lease ends. They went under contract last night. Our landlords have been amazing to work with so I am not worried about them. I was wondering - does our lease transfer to new home owners or is it done once house sells? There is nothing in lease about if owner sells. Thanks.,Unless it is specifically addressed then leaseholder rights and landlord obligations transfer. +I'm on your side with this....,"yeah, but which side of the brick wall?" +He got another ban from the frontier forums.,I was thinking of expanding my post with a list of his recent tirades and failures but then I thought about all the work that would be required to do so which he isn't really worth. +"Penis expert, I hope that's on your resume.",It's going to be on my tombstone ;) +"Well, we finally get to see what a billionaire would do if he had no checks and balances, and controlled the greatest military the world has ever seen.",Too bad it's not Elon Musk. +Players Choice Godfest Announced,Where's my Golem selection +"The problem is that if you think it's an ally's while its actually an enemy's, you can get baited",But people should be smarter and KNOW from whom the Redemption is used from +Let's win this race together! Hand in Hand!,Neat. +And a decent backup catcher.,Pick up Lawrie and then Donaldson can sub in as C +Give me 16:10 and we have a deal.,That's exactly the size/aspect ratio of the Z3 Tablet Compact screen - and it's a pretty great compromise imho. +That was great. I can't believe Colin did it all by himself.,"and to think he still did C&G, all the podcasts and had still had family time!" +"Computers huh, like a DELL laptop?","No, it'll be an Asus." +So they're getting their business ideas from Mexican drug cartels... Cool.,Hurray capitalism! +50 Shades of Grey and Whiplash,*Whiplash* was far more consensual. +well Reijuu is clearly in those days of the month,"Ahahaha, I guess you could say, she is in her Period ayyyy" +"Easy, union pull.",well that certainly seems like an unbiased position +Then someone else comes along assuming that driving conditions are homogenous everywhere.,"Please, tell me about your diverse driving conditions that make tailgating okay." +No bezels? Front fingerprint sensor on the screen without relying on a physical button? This almost makes up for losing the headphone jack.,Almost. +"It's decent. You have some hard hitters and your links are pretty good, but do you have any sealers or stunners? (Ssj Gotenks, Ssj Bardock, or Ssj Goku) they could really help your team in a pinch. If you don't have them then your team is fine, and you could sub out Ss2 Angel Goku for Piccolo because he is a decent tank and boosts allies defense as well and he links with your rebirth ss2 Goku.","Ahh gotcha, thanks for the advice." +"you're playing bad lux's then, or you're in bronze which is the same. Lux should never be in the minion wave to get hit by it while you're pushing. Also lux lvl 2 is stronger than Ahri lvl 2. Lux Q is easier to hit than Ahri E, and lvl 1 Lux out-trades you hard because E can proc T-lords with E+Auto",Yeah she's pretty broken +"I'm definitely an atheist for sure, but why haven't you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?","Oh wow, you make a compelling argument!" +Wasn't Westbrook playing behind Holiday in college?,he was behind Collison. +Getting enraged about shit that doesn't matter and calling it a cancer to society,But leafyishere is here tho +What TV show captured you so much that for a period of time you were pretending that the real world is like the TV show?,Fox News +Michael Moore calls for protesters to 'disrupt' Trump's inauguration,"As a parent of two high school students hoping that their band gets selected to march in the inauguration parade, I hope they leave the kids out of it." +Found the feminist. This is almost as fun as playing find the vegan.,BUT MEAT IS MURDER +I want him purely for the name. So many jokes to be said.,his sister's name is Honey +Nope. That's the game!,Game that's the +What is verlisify,Cancer +TIL Albert Einstein once declared that his second best idea after the theory of relativity was adding an egg to his soup while it was cooking so he wouldn't have an extra pot to wash afterwards,"If it was chicken soup, isn't that relativity?" +"Mmm I can see that.. Not sure if everyone here'd be familiar with SBS but they're one of the last bastions of respectable Australian journalism... Way more trustworthy than most. I guess that doesn't mean they couldn't be corrupted, but it seems pretty unlikely",Thanks for that insight on SBS. +What?..,Which part are you having difficulty with? +I love how eu mid laner bjerg and kr reignover camped bot lane so that they didn't lose that hard. Only 40 cs behind xD,Yeah RO Rengar was the real carry there +Which game or games do they circlejerk over?,Halo. +Ah Jesus. Spoilers for those who are behind lol. Still worth it.,I agree it would be common sense/courtesy to mark this as (MAJOR GOT SPOILERS) but yeah I'm a sucker for these mash-ups. +I hope there's no censoring....,Is handholding will be censored? +The road to power is paved by hypocricy -Frank Underwood,"Shit, trump rode that to presidency." +"Russia lining up troops on the Ukrainian border. Yeah, in Europe we are all thrilled to see American lose its power.",Because there's nothing smarter for Russia to do than start a war with its most important trading partners. +Glossyrick,"This piece of fanart is my headcanon now, as always with Mark's work Also, did he just give Starco shippers a reason to believe that Marco was mind control by Janna the whole time, since that would make his emotions to Jackie pretty derp." +I doubt they care even about living testimonials to be honest,Yeah they are paid actors. +What was your first thought when you woke up this morning?,Damn my esophagus is burning and I have to take a shit. +"Take this speculation with a grain of salt, scratch that, make it sand because I hardly have any evidence for this however here is what I have. I found this map in the secret entrance to Duke Abele's safe and on it Dunwall, Karnaca, and Wynnedown were all marked with special gems as well as Dabokva along with this compared to other cities that were plain gems. Now yes, obviously they are specially marked because they are capital cities however Dabokva just makes sense for Dishonored 3. The location is going to be a complete opposite from Karnaca with a climate more like northern Sweden adding great contrast with the other Dishonored games. Throughout Dishonored 2 Tyvia is also mentioned pretty frequently in lore books and even Sokolov returns to Tyvia after Dishonored 2. Like I said this is complete speculation, I mean we haven't even gotten any DLC yet or a confirmation there will be a Dishonored 3 but it would definitely make sense.",Corroded Man also has plenty of new information about Tyvia. +Is carbon pricing in Canada stacked against the West?,"Everything is stacked against the west, always." +One of these bands does not belong in this list,Nelly? +Desyncer Gamertag Tkachuk x 19 Teamname x Red Wings x Just tried to use the glitch on me multiple times throughout the game. I was able to keep the puck in my end for most of it though so I got through it.,Dudes gamer tag is a hockey player... Yet he's cheesing wins by desync.. What a God damn loser. +Yessah. Probably my favorite 45 minutes when tripping and is a great departure from the other type of music I bump. Alt rap and chill trap.,you should definitely check out their new album if you haven't already +"this is irrelevant, but everything is........ EDGEEEE",i dont even go here +"The Merchant of Cairo, Two Gentlemen of Cairo, Merry Wives of Cairo... It's like his most popular setting after Tokyo. (If that's not the point you were making, *Anthony and Cleopatra* is set largely in Egypt, but in Alexandria, not Cairo, as far as I remember.)","That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about Shakespeare to argue." +well shit that kid is better at doing his sisters hair than i am at doing my own kids and i have had 4 to practice with,"It's the small fingers, obviously" +What is something you hear people say that makes you hate them instantly?,There's nothing funny about __________ +WEEK 14 TRASH TALK THREAD GO TEAM BEAT OTHER TEAM,CHIEFS FANS: RAIDERS FANS PAROLE STAB LOL CHIEFS RB TYREEK HILL: HEY REID MY PROBATION OFFICER WANTS TO SEE ME REAL QUICK LOL MEMBER WHEN I STRANGLED MY PREGNANT GIRLFRIEND??? +So this is what Gabe's doing these days...,Is this what Queensland education looks like or did he piss his degree away? +"Yeah they can just send in a crazy, it's fucked.",They would never do that +I've heard rumors that Stoops may not finish out his contract. I guess he has some heart health issues that he might retire from coaching early. Family friend whos a mile from campus and attends some of the team events has been hinting at that for a couple years now... Might be a good time for Riley to look like the guy.,"His dad died of a heart attack, right?" +It sound the exact same for everybody else. Try a reinstall.,After watching some streams I'll have to disagree. +"Genuinely curious about this btw, does Mandem relate to Man them? Or does it actually mean something else.","Mandem is a term for a group of friends, used by the gang culture in the UK" +"I've never considered SF to be nonners. To me, if your workcenter closes for holidays/family days, you're a nonner.","Those damn pilots, nonners man, I swear." +does the room come in blue?,With skittles by the bed? +And northernmost,And southernmost +California is the last stand. We are overwhelmed by special snowflakes. Please help!,"That battle was lost long ago soldier, did the courier not get to you with your orders to pull out and head for friendly territory?" +I got approved but no spots available,Yeah that seems to be an issue reading the other sub. +They're definitely real to your psychiatrist. As real as the M4 in his driveway,because we all know psychiatry is a lucrative career choice +"This is simply right wing, neo con nonsense. What a mouth piece of the conservative party. Fuck off. That growth you talk about comes at a large large price. How stupid does the nation post think people are. (VERY), why? because we understand that these assholes dont follow all the saftey regulations mandated, deaths happen, spills continuously happen, and they destroy our land without even batting an eyelas. The national socialst post should be ashamed of promoting big business over environmental concerns. What complete peices of shit. you fucking sell outs.",I'm sure using such language will reconcile both sides and allow for healthy discussion leading to compromise. +was messing with the camera and found this trapped soul in my ship,Before I clicked on the post I thought it was a pug +"4-6 got placed Silver 3. Was gold 5 before. Placements would have been better but i gotta get stuff like a jax who says it's his first ranked game ever and decides to feed 10 kills to fiora and get 30 cs in 20 minutes. Or jungle lucian, teemo adc, etc.","Don't you love how a jax on your team never has any experience, but when on the other team he's an agent sent from Hell to destroy all that you love.." +This is amazing thank you so much. They are related so I am looking into this now. Please send my thanks. And they are absolutely correct about this being confusing. There are so many people doing nothing but pushing paper and so little help.,You're welcome :) +And you wouldn't even notice the difference because during winter it's always dark and during summer it's always bright.,"Yeah, because the entirety of Russia is a lifeless frozen tundra" +21/M/NC,Thumbnail looks like you don't have any fingers at first +What irritates you the most about people of the same sex as you?,There aren't many who also identify as attack helicopter like I do but the few others I've met are real assholes. +Needing to tear others down to build themselves up.,How else will I cure my low self esteem? +"Pretty much everything is a social construct, something being a social construct isn't inherently negative.",That's just shows you are one of the sheeple. +Still nothing for Arms Warriors.,Apparently knowing we have to duel saurfang = solved. +Don't poke the anaconda,Don't boop the snoot ? +Didnt chuck smoke?,Yes... And I have always wondered about ST...... +That wouldn't be such a bad idea. Ever wonder why Missouri sounds like Misery?,It's pronounced Miser-uh! +"That's a good question. Then again, wonder if anyone knows anyone who knew him.",I shook the hand that shook the hand of someone who shook the hand with another who shook the hand of a person that had sex with a woman that was fathered by the Roman man who worked as a soldier and was bossed around by the man that arrested Jesus :\^) +iPhone 4 and gap,I guess after 20 reposts people have finally tired of commenting on the giraffe. +It's Brett Keane not Bret Keen you dumb fuck. And Scotty is the best peasant.,"Scooby isn't a drunken peasant, everyone knows he lives in TJs shadow." +Love the room number being 307 allusion,It's a delusion that 307 is a allusion and not an illusion. +What was a huge hit to your confidence?,"getting a derogatory, racist or otherwise demeaning remark from tolerant liberals after speaking my opinions with out insult or foul language" +"Avoid Cordy at the West Hollywood 8595 SMB Starbucks!! I last visited a Starbucks 6+ months ago. I am exactly the customer Starbucks wanted to attract. I decided, as an avid player, to try the new Pokemon Go! beverage. At 120 pm, PST, the cashier had NO idea what I was ordering and several times, told me it did not exist. I kept asking him if he was sure, until finally his manager came by and heard me and showed him it indeed was a drink. The guy rang me up, no receipt mind you, and then literally said to me, while proudly wearing my Eevee hat and ordering my Go! beverage, who still plays that anymore? that's soooo last summer. His name was Cordy. How offensive on the first day of a big promotion that some of the employees were clueless AND talking smack about the very item I am ordering! Not a good start, not a good start.",oh the humanity! +"Well of course I wouldn't. But I'm not talking about what I would do, I'm talking about what people in this country view as acceptable. And if someone's excuse for why infant circumcision is acceptable is because you can still come, then naturally, I assume that person would think penile bifurcation is also an acceptable procedure to perform on an infant, because the evidence shows that you can still come with a bifurcated penis.",You can still enjoy music with your ear lobes cut off. +"In your opinion, what's the most beautiful song ever recorded?","'Song Bird' by Chris de Burgh, Mad World by Gary Jules, or You're Not There / Criminal Mind Part 1&2 by Lukas Graham." +The old name and tag have violated the Clan Rules?,F-AIDS-ED +Barcelona formally invite Chapecoense to play in the next Joan Gamper Trophy game (August 2017),"At their current form, that match will prolly be a draw" +"Median annual salary for US CEO's as of November 30th 2016 is $746,159. If you include bonuses, that number goes up to $1,027,131. So yeah CEO's are greedy fuckbags.",Oh but it's such demanding work and the workload makes it worthy of such high pay *whine* +"If I get 100 upvotes, I'll buy everyone who upvotes a copy of Sun and Moon I'm rich and bored. Make me proud Reddit! Leave a comment below after upvoting so I know to message you to send a copy.",You're a nice person. +Pink disco's + 3k Painted wheel offers,"i have white loopers,orange lobos, some painted spyders," +2 of the 3 head writers are dudes.,"Well, Chris Kelly not so much..." +Will heads roll if there server doesn't come back in 20 minutes??,Kek +Boredom strikes again,That's a cool looking janesprite +The New Patch Is Here!,OH BAABY +"with Montreal's centre depth depleted... Montreal doesn't have centre depth right now with Plekanec leading the way while Galchy and Desharnais are out 6-8 weeks. Bergevin knows Price can't carry them forever, do you think they'd be willing to give up someone like Gallagher if it meant that they have top 6 stability? I'm thinking something around Sutter + Grenier for Gallagher. Since Sutter can play centre and wing, they could have him playing 2C until Galchy is back and then slide him into the top 6 wing. What do you think? What about Sutter + Hansen + 5th for Gallagher + 1st? We have to figure out something with Hansen before the expansion draft or else we have to expose him or Bae. Am I crazy? do I need to take off my homer goggles or do you think this could work?","As long as Carey Price is in the net, they can ice an AHL lineup and still compete for the playoffs, no way they would even think about panic trades unless price goes down." +Also unit 751. It was like Auschwitz but even more cruel and horrible (Though on a smaller scale).,"Yeah, I feel like the cruelty of Japan can be compared as quality-over-quantity compared to Germany." +"I have 4 firewalls, 5 routers, 11 switches, 5 raspberry pi's, like 5-6 monitors, 6 servers (only one is new and actually really good), and a ton of other shit in my project room. I believe there might be a partridge in a pear tree somewhere as well.",Call me when you find the nine ladies dancing. +The standard of living goes up massively when you cull the undesirables.,A basket of deplorables. +"A PHONE AND A PEN Trump's phone must have a bigger battery. IT has saved jobs, lowered the cost of AF One , secured new investments (soft bank, us steel, ford), now Lockheed recosting the F35 program. Can not wait for the Trump pen action to start.",Well its hard for Obama to find a phone on the golf course... +Liberals called it racist. TIL Muslim is a race.,"But white people, or minorities who don't support them aren't!" +"I'm an optometrist. Buy daily disposables and never buy contact lens solution again (no one really uses pure saline anymore.). Seriously, Europe and Japan are ~80% dailies and the US is ~25%. Dailies are healthier, more comfortable, and now reasonably priced. I won't Rx minors anything but dailies due to hygiene concerns. Think of them like dental floss: use once and toss. Recycle the little cases and be done.",Yes but AFAIK they don't offer color prescription lenses in daily - only two week for the color and brand that I use with my eyes being so dark... +I'm not dismissing the possibility of a prank but I also don't think it's fair to dismiss the possibility of it happening outright because of his career.,I think it's entirely fair to dismiss such a claim from a person with a history of fucking with people. +Injuried.,Ankle right? +Alright =\= Nazi...,Not inherently but there are a LOT of Nazi's there. +they tied it back up :/,It wasn't McDavid so it doesn't actually count. +"Yeah, OP's girlfriend is by no means a lost cause if she gets the right help, I definitely agree with that. At the very least a break until she sorts herself out is warranted.",THIS THIS THIS. +CEOs will be compensated in other ways.,every comment section on this sub ends in the legalization of prostitution +What did your school waste money on that everyone hated?,The pool on the roof and the bowling alley in the basement that only the seniors knew about! +"[](/ppboring)Yeah, no, for me it was Cupcakes. If the fandom could generate that level of schlocky horror nonsense, then it was worth looking into.",Ballad of Pinkie Pie for me. +Hypocrisy makes the world go round.,That's a sad fact. +What is it with parents being so cheap with babysitters?,The babysitter's benefit is the honor of being with her precious snowflake. +"I guess that technically I should have said ENG style. If Blackmagic made an ENG style camera that came with the usual studio features I imagine that they would have folks beating down the door to buy them (myself included). Instead they came up with the abomination that is their studio camera with it's unusual form factor, lens mount, intercom connection, etc. So close, yet so far.","What, you mean you don't like buying into a proprietary intercom system just to give your cameras some basic functionality, and shading from your switcher?" +We have a country full of them. Everyone's going to be rich someday and then the gubbmint gonna come take it all and give it to the welfare people who just don't want to work because everyone who needs help is just a lazy bum.,If the blacks would just work for free again all the white people could be rich like they deserve. +TLC prefers to fight in Real Life,Guess he raged irl. +"US agents determined it was fentanyl or one of its derivatives from what I've read. Russia has never released the information, but based on everything we know, it's pretty much certain what they used.",How do you find the rate of change of fentanyl? +did this nigga use bryson tiller's exchange beat on Deja Vu?,Knew it sounded familiar but didn't remember where I heard it +"I think Roman deserves another shot here. I feel like he's right there, about to crack the surface and finally get the kudos and adulation that he deserves. Just one more big Rumble will do it.",please tell you you forgot to add a +Wtf who thinks of this shit and what are they on,Because nobody can be creative without the use of drugs. +Just started listening to your mix only about 6 minutes in and I'm feeling psytrance vibes. Like what I'm hearing so far and will follow up after a full listen.,"There's not much psytrance per se, cos I'm not exactly a big fan of the generic psytrance sound, but a lot of the progressive stuff I've been digging exists in the same kind of ecosystem, like they have similar elements, just don't get your hopes up for a lot of DUGGADUGGADUGGA and random swishing noises and whatnot if that's what you're really into." +Boot Failure troubleshooting flowchart,Can I get a flowchart on how to navigate this flowchart? +Nicely done you piece of shit,Thanks +The wings look so ridiculous and clunky. How does he do anything? He literally can't even use doors.,"we'll see, maybe he has Falcon's sort of wings, where they fold in" +"Win or lose, there's one thing to be happy about... Not a single Jazz player was injured by getting kicked in the face or hit in the nuts by Draymond Green",Not funny cause he got injured +I don't see it. Like at all. Maybe because Nick is actually a stand-up guy instead of a pathological liar.,"Oh come on, he wouldn't tell you the story if it was a lie... Would he?" +I thought Jewish people also believe that?,They definitely have their own community but I wouldn't say a race +"scott walker, ted cruz and marco all have chance IMO","Say a large terrorist force invades from Canada, and we all wish we had built Walkers Canadian border wall... Then maybe" +"Ha. Pretty sure Bling isn't Seth's last name (but see the Season 4 statue episode with Guude and Anders where Guude totally says it is). This is like Kurt being called Mr. Mac all over again. ... and now I'm giggling at the idea of the same happening to VintageBeef, and him being called Mr. Beef in an article.","Oh, and I suppose next you'll tell me Guude's last name isn't Boulderfist." +Uh isn't this a rose?,Yes. +"If it feels good to play go for it! I have a Aria stratocaster knock off that's worth probably like 150 Dollars when it was brand new. I replaced the crappy single coil pickup it had with a Seymour Duncan JB and changed out the old pots and it is sick. It's my favorite guitar and I'm glad I upgraded it. So if you really enjoy that guitar I say mod it up, to me nothing is more satisfying than having a modded guitar perfectly suited for you.","That sounds great, thank you!" +Putting an entire religion on national registry is not fascism. It's just a list! Like a grocery list! I fucking love lists.,"And we'll call them Kafirs and force them to pay extra taxes when we aren't torturing, killing and persecuting them!" +Triple rainbow,What does it meme? +Uma imagem vale mais do que mil dinheiros,Mas barras de ouro valem mais do que dinheiro! +Is anyone else fucking sick of the pop up ads that make it that you can't view the article? Or is that just my work computer?,At home you can install adblock on chrome but for work computers idk. +Anybody else remember when Rousey was the most cocky fighter out there and said she could beat any male and shit like that? lol,You have to act that way to sell fights and increase the prizepool +What are the warning signs that a movie is going to be a flop?,If the commercial is a testimonial from real people who just saw the film and say how funny/great/awesome it was. +I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.,Just like Middle Easterners +Keep us updated! Does this thing allow to set temperature profiles?,"Seems the app is janky from the comments, and is only for iPhone..." +What referral links are you talking about?,How do you know about games republic without knowing about their gimmick? +Bloody True Shit?,Lol +They still have signature verification for credit cards.,Some people still have this here in Germany too... And it's such a waste of time. +"so does philly, but only if you dress as santa",not to mention Dallas has the sun +See how good my painting is getting?,"I've seen this before a lot, but what quest is that?" +Can't find a rate on their website. Any idea on the pricing for an hour or two?,"I haven't been there in a few years, just call them" +"Met a rift user for the first time in Onward So the match started, and I noticed that one guy was crouching at the start of the game. I asked him why he was sneaking at the beginning, and what he was doing. He said he was sitting. I said, comon lazy ass, stand up, haha. Then I saw him again a few rounds later, still crouching and moving so slow. I asked him, Why are you sneaking from the start? He told me that he didn't know what the stand button was, and he was playing on the rift. I told him he needed to physically stand up in order to run, and he slowely got up, and was able to run. As soon as the match ended, I blurted out to all the guys how this guy thought there was a button to stand on the rift, but then instantly felt bad about it. In the next match I asked him if he had the 3 camera points, or 2. He told me he turned using the thumb stick, so he just stands facing forward, and turns using the controller. At that point, I realized that I don't have a grudge at rifters. I honestly just feel like the got jipped. I cant imagine Onward being nearly as immersive with thumbstick turning. It was an interesting revelation. I dont know how this has any relevance to a topic here on this subreddit, but I found it interesting. I really didn't think it would be quite like that for the majority of rifters, especially after all the rift evangalists that claimed the Rift would be equal in roomscale in every way. Oh well. I learned that there is no reason to snub their noses in not having roomscale or 360 degrees, now I just wish they were able to experience it as well. His perspective probably feels like only half of the true experience in games like Onward. He was a cool dude, and we had a good time. Maybe games like Onward will convince more people with the Oculus rift to purchase that third camera.",Maybe that guy reads on the internet alot and was told that the Rift is seated only and you cannot stand up +"Viveport Premieres, a program of timed exclusives for the Viveport",I am outraged Kappa +By the time their children get older that job will be automated.,But at least their children won't be in a pizza sex ring! +How do you offload $18m in syrup? What was their plan?,The illegal maple syrup black market +"Yes, yours does seem to be lacking.","We didn't understand their words the way they wanted us to, that's obviously on us." +I have a great idea for youtube. I am a small youtuber and I struggle getting subs. I was thinking what if youtube added a in your city top videos tab or something like that. It can help small channels a lot and you can see what people make in your city. If you think this is a great idea up vote this and spread the word.,what's your YT channel? +"It's almost like the people who control the mainstream media want us to hate Russia and view them as the big boogeyman. Hmm I thought the media's responsibility was to report the facts in an objective manner, not try to paint a narrative and tell us what to think.",Hmmm your are on to something. +Privatise Air India for God's sake already...,Privatise bsnl and mtnl. +"There were no Islamic terrorist attacks - Obama. Except for Boston Marathon, Chelsea NY, NJ, Pulse Nightclub, San Bernadino, Ft Hood, at several malls, OSU and many others that were more effectively covered up.",Those were just misunderstandings. +"damn, I kinda recoiled a bit from the screen.",you need better stability mods then +The Dark Lord Bill Belichick Loves Christmas Caroling,How dare he like things +How do we know you're not working with CTR and trying to distract us?,What if you are part of CTR whose mission is to distract us from OP? +"The US has extremely lax (almost nonexistent) protections for workers in many cases. These workers at Amazon are almost certainly salaired, and paid enough that they don't even fall under the expanded required overtime pay rules. It's a situation that must be remedied. Rights and protections for workers and employees have been steadily chipped away over the past fifty years or so.","Well it certainly isn't greedy corporations bribing government officials, it must be those lazy, greedy union workers." +Unless you enjoy enormous amounts of alcohol. Do not schedule enormous amounts of alcohol for Wednesday evening.,"duh, alc on thursday, pot on wednesday, heroin on monday" +Arguing online To whom it may concern: Just because I disagree with you does not mean I think you belong in jail over our disagreement OR that I think you are a Nazi because I disagree with you. It's possible to peacefully disagree with someone. So calm the fuck down.,"nah screw you nazi, you belong in jail for even thinking that" +"so what does it all mean!!? it's currently at .0042 right now, is it worth buying?",If it makes you feel better I'm in at .0048 without doing any research at all +It takes balls to act that retarded in front of the entire internet.,SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RACIST BIGOTED FATASS. +Looks like Tf2 is dead.....again,Leave +Who else loves the new suit?,"Yes, I love Thors new outfit." +Life is a terminal illness transmitted by sexual intercourse.,Are virgins immortal then? +Stay in your own damn lane,"Ah yes, I'm sure those kpop bands would hate to be internationally successful and that is why no kpop artist has ever held a concert outside of South Korea" +"Fair enough, I'll post a less potentially biased alternative source in the comments.",Good on you for taking the time to do that. +So you think ur gonna win the best redditor of this subreddit mr. Insane bot?,Well he is pretty insane so I wouldn't be all that surprised +"On second thought, those may be genders","Those are all relative, didn't you know there are 37 different logics?" +"been playing with my band for 8 years. been a long difficult journey. somehow still doing it.. just released our newest music video to a lackluster response. whats the verdict, call it quits or keep on dancing?","I can definitely picture a certain type of music junkie enjoying this, but it's not bound to go mainstream or anything, not unless you were in the late 80s or something." +It's not obvious if you're not the one who is spotting it.,I don't care about my teammates. +My shop is starting to look more like a shop (kind of). Getting a table saw for Christmas as well!,Ah the old faithful cement workbench. +"Well, I'm talking from my experience, so I feel it's fair to recommend them. I never used them until now, and now their experience is good. If they'll become bad for me in the future, I might agree with you.","We won't talk about experience; there are things I can't talk about due to NDAs, but lets just say it'll take a lot for ATI/AMD to win my favor again..." +"A friend of mine lost her mother on her birthday, she drank herself to death.","This sounds like her mother died, and then she (friend) drank herself to death." +Philly stomping on Da Bears. Suddenly the division is not a cakewalk.,"By suddenly, you mean as it never should have been, outside of last year, for any minorly competent team lol." +I mean bombing a person's car doesn't exactly make them the good guys...,"Yeah, resorting to violence to reach liberation from opression is always wrong." +".....don't help me here, do it bitch? FTFY","Yeah, black people cant talk properly!" +imagine launders casting this lul.,Oh DAMN! +that new bogo thoo,so that's where they went +"No, you can admit that TNF tends to result in poor performances though","It doesn't, though." +MandyCFit (Amanda Cherundolo),love the zoom in on the crotch razor burn. +The Sands of Time and Grandfather Spider's heart were hinted at in Polaris,For anyone unaware the Sands of Time and Grandfather Spider's heart are part of the Mirage story line. +"Not to shit on your parade, but the KAP is meant to be the Kard Automatic Pistol.",You mean the Kap Automatic Pistol? +3k a year in spare money is more than at least half of what the planet's humans can afford.,Only 1/3rd of the world's population has internet access you god damn aristocrat. +"I dont know how to play X champion, that means they are weak and need buffs riot! Reddit in a nutshell.",I'm a terrible Ryze so he NEEDS buffs +Yea I think so,What does that mean? +"I thought the sarcasm was clear, I was clearly wrong. Maybe I needed more exclamation marks... Though... What you're saying is clearly false too. This particular investment in automation would not have been carried on in the US right now if not for the Trump deal, since the automated functions were moving to Mexico anyway. Maybe they would have been later, but you can't really know. It's still a ridiculous gain to claim in the context of a move that was supposed to be about saving jobs though, and seeing all the praise from the deal from the party that thought saving GM during much worse economic conditions was basically communism *is* very entertaining.","If you want to denote sarcasm in a statement, end it with this:" +"For migrants, theyre dressed very western fashionable",They also started drinking in germany. +Lost water weight is quickly regained unless you plan on being dehydrated,"Or you're in ketosis... Hydrated, but not retaining water unnecessarily." +"See George Washington. They wanted to make him monarch, he refused, and set an amazing standard of integrity. The only nominee to be unanimously voted in by the electoral college. Also, though Napoleon was power hungry, he wasn't bent on sucking the system- he was just overly ambitious. He did a lot of good, leadership wise. His policies (based on french revolution) ironically pushed the egalitarian cause in many nations forward by centuries. I think Montesquieu argued between a republic, monarch, and a despot: All three can actually work as long as a) the leader cares and b) the people choose it and follow through. The most likely to work is a republic... but our generations haven't needed to fight for it in a tangible way in a longgggg time. How would we? Media has us turned at each others throats. America will most likely collapse from the corruption in the next 50 years, unless a benevolent despot-esque character kicks us into shape and forces us to be free.","Hopefully that despot would make America great again, right?" +"I'd like to Pledge (Can't find account) Hi all, A while back (Before I started my fall semester) I subbed for 5$ forum access and made an account. I would like to pledge and back the game; however, when I try to recover my old password with the same email/account to do so, I am not receiving an email. Has anyone had a similar experience or know of a resolution without having to make a new email? I only use one email for purchases etc Thank you!",The community manager for VisionaryRealms does roam this sub but I'd recommend emailing them directly. +Pants in Unturned,dat ass is bigger than my future :O +Most of the Jackass guys skated before they got famous. Bam Margera is a pro.,I thought Bam Margera was just a video game character +So it is enough?,ain't never weren't! +Had they picked up yet? ;),Your call is very important to us............... +I guess they missed the part about it being rife with spoofers and cheating.,They said it was a multi-player game. +"Guys of /askreddit, are you balls in or balls out when taking a leak?",1 in 1 out +"In college while VERY drunk, took a hammer to a vending machine that ate my last $1.25. The hammer bounced off the plastic harmlessly and smashed my kneecap.",You was hammered. +Seize the means of production and stop letting capitalist industry destroy the planet,"Yeah, because overpopulated angry masses will surely fix the problem" +You do realize he's a foreigner and doesn't get American media channels in his country? Most countries thought he was stupid and they read the times of India (before using it to wipe on the street),Because other countries have staff covering American politics 24/7 and don't get stories from US news outlets +His sword could be a long candy cane?,A long candy cane that he stores in his **ass** +Jeff Nimoy made a video where he playe Santa Trump,MAKE SABAN GREAT AGAIN +"It really fucking is. I'm a huge flag nerd, and the US flag is just awful. Worst part is that whenever you criticize it you get a bunch of americans coming out with their fragile nationalism and whining about it. Ugh.","Comrade, do not underestimate the power of us Americans and our ~~brainwashing~~ *Nationalism*." +All your satellite are belong to us!,Make your time! +What the fuck stream is this??? Cs ruined for ever.. -.-,twitch name is pranksterzelite man i wonder what his reddit account is called +what is the logical reason to why bots doesnt listen to your commands? question is pretty straight forward,make them more realistic +"Fallen taking headset off during pause, is this legal??",nope should be arrested the burned at the stake like the dirty cheat he is +"Why are Bots allowed to deny orders? This has been posted before, but nothing has been done about this. Why can bots flat out deny orders? When someone abandons or leaves you get stuck with a bot that half the times doesn't listen and just rushes the other team and dies and you're stuck in a 4v5. What is the reasoning for this to be in the game?",makes it more realistic +Leaver and Bots - Fix at least one thing,makes them more realistic +i've always liked the okc whites,"Racist, man" +"Played a couple of hours, and I hate this game. I couldn't figure out how to get paths to rides, how to get cues to intersect with regular paths, etc. I found that getting around the park was unwieldy and difficult to get used to. Why is it that no one can come up with a game that is an update to RTC3? I mean it was simple to master, yet had some very powerful terrain modeling and shaping aspects that were ahead of its time. I tried PC and Parkitect, and neither comes close to the fun and playability of RCT3.","FinalMantasyX, is that you?" +"So pathetic. That course generates more revenue than any course in the country, but is using shitty 20 year old baskets.",Living in Coronado ain't cheap :) +"Pulling phones out during confrontations is the new form of throwing hands up and saying, Wassup bro? Fight me bro! Back and forth knowing full well nobody's gonna throw a punch.","So basically two of them were idiots, but OP started it ?" +Guys what did you expect? Columbus is a good team and mrazek has pucks bounce off him like he's covered in suran rap. He sucks. Let's deal with it.,I wouldn't say he sucks but right now he's not looking like he's ready to take the next step +People who refuse to trade then reroll in ARAMs There is a special place for you in hell.,"fuck you, i wont share with you." +So did they actually do what everyone who saw the teaser trailer expected and kill it off for a cheap attempt at emotion?,"Spoiler: [Not Really, no, but they keep you thinking that's what's going to happen.]" +So basically a good PC port. Get on it Sony.,Yeah that seem like something they would do +"TIL on the 25th anniversary episode of Sesame Street in 1994, Joe Pesci appeared as the character Ronald Grump, who wanted to demolish Sesame Street to build The Grump Tower.","TIL a children's show caricature parody is actually totally accurate and Donald Trump is a bad, bad man because they made a harmless joke on Sesame Street." +For native English speakers: try to pronounce f sounds with your top lip and bottom teeth.,Thanks for reminding me I have an overbite. +Aztec dancer,Itotiani. +Moral relativism is the worst type of intellectual impediment one can have... I truly suffer with you.,what can we do? +So I kinda made a thing. I can only ask myself: Why?,hilarious +Cat.,Cat. +Which is a country in Asia.,Thanks - as a native of Pakistan i did not know it was in Asia ... +Ducks just won We'll slide to third,"I guess that means we just have to keep winning games, obviously the darkest timeline." +"We don't know what Captain Phasma looks like under the helmet. I think most of us just assume Lady Brienne but we don't know anything. To me, personally - she sounds like a cyborg.",Rey's mom +"*tries to think of complex in universe explanation to justify what's on the screen.* Nope, I think this one is actually an error that's past redemption.",Quite obvious that Vader is also a master of the double bladed lightsaber and wanted to use this to surprise Sheev when he finally confronted him duhhh +You forgot the basement that doesn't exist. That's the key to unraveling the mystery.,"Forgot that Hillary,Janet Reno, and George h w have kuru." +"Kind of my rant but I really hate the common sense of most of the pro lifers. So no sex education because they can learn later, no birth control or programs to support them, if you get pregnant you have to have the child. Then when you have the kid most of them say adoption, because that is not fucking difficult after the last 8+ months of pregnancy. Oh and welfare programs to help feed and care for the child? Fuq no, just pay for it all yourself, right?",well you know we can't incentivize women having sex...only men get to have sex untethered by consequence. +"Reddit, what can $1,000 buy me in your hobby?",Maybe intake and a shift knob +FUCKING UBI rip,"I know, I'm mad they skipped the gift tags aswell." +The Easter island heads are huge.,well.. the heads are the same size +Erase my browser history. Pfft.,Incognito mode +"maybe, like, it varies with opinions...",Excuse me there is only one right opinion and that's mine +"I'll take the spot up on that balcony to the side, that way I don't have to pretend to rush over to help.","FYI, thats the city hall balcony :)" +I want to see the foreign scene more developed and thriving again. Teams play a role in this,"Koreans in a team with foreigners, mean the foreigners get (more) practice against koreans though i guess *shrug*" +"Looking at the autumn internationals, only side to win all their games was NH",Yes but obviously it was at the end of long season for the SH and it was the AIs so nobody cares anyway +Ironic that she'd eventually spiral into drug addiction,Every thread. +"You can make fun of her all you want. She still has the pick of the litter. Men who are better than you, meaning richer, are willing to be her beta provider.",Oh no I can never be her beta provider? +Planting bags of money with a golden shovel.,"I want to say you're not serious, but sometimes animal crossing is weird.....I can't tell" +TIL Grammy award winning solo percussionist Evelyn Glennie is deaf and listens through vibration,"Technically everyone listens through vibration, as all sound is vibration." +Lionel Messi second goal vs Osasuna (0-3),"Terrible defending, what are they thinking just letting him go completely unmarked like that?" +"It's pretty simple: If it sounds boastful, it probably isn't something said by a Korean player/coach.","Wow, didn't realize the Korean race was so superior" +"isn't a ship , it's a -YES",mangle is a yes xdxdxdxdxdxd +"Didn't they deny the throw accusations when questioned in the beginning? #neverforget Now we're talking how happy he is. Personally, only swag should be unbanned, he wasn't even 18 years old at the time right? Add in older guys and peer pressure, many shit have been done even for us during that age period",Yeah cause you're obviously going to own up to it right? +Hey! Ohio isn't that bad... it's just boring.,Hello fellow Ohioan! +"greensboro: green and white Guilford: red and white UNCG shouldn't be confused :p, they're much bigger than the GC's. I honestly always confused the 2 until I started seeing a chick at Guilford a while back.",It's mostly just because Greensboro is in guilford county and the names are all kinda similar. +"Using paid speaking events as bribes, why does this tactic seem familiar to me...",That is crazy conspiracy theory talk there. +"I just don't understand the point on leaking stuff this way. If someone close to capcom tells you the info why would you fuck that person and make him potentially lose his job? Why would you ruin months of work on the team behind the campaign and design of those characters? Maybe even teasers, cool trailers, surprise for the community, etc. And for what? To have more people watch your channel? To look for attention like a teenager? Also worth to mention that this person makes mokey using content of the same company he would screw. 0 sense overall just to have your 10 minutes of glory on social media. I'm glad he either came to his senses or someone made him understand how stupid this was.","Yeah, tell people what they'll get if they pay money for the season pass, that'll destroy Capcom" +Embed title is invisible on the light theme,Who even uses light theme? +"Find a group that goes backpacking. Ask to go, and don't backout. At this point, you might want to be handsome, or whatever, just don't be not handsome. Borrow the right gear so you aren't a cold, whingeing, fun suck while camping. Bring everything on the list that the attractive girl who has her shit together made. She will be impressed because you brought stuff, and will hardly notice you don't know how to start a fire. If you don't know how to start a fire, bring a firestarter of some kind, usually dryer lint and vaseline mixed together. Bring matches. Bring a cocktail in a flask too. Anyhow, hiking involves long walks and conversation, so be social and don't be not social. The girl with her shit together might like you. Understand that fucking in a tent is not ideal. Nobody wants a wet spot in a sleeping bag. This is all about laying the ground work for fucking at another date. Call the girl with her shit together three days after the camping trip. Tell her you have her camp spoon. This is code, but also an excuse. You might want to steal her camp spoon at some point in the weekend. I mean, it worked for me.",I would gild this if I wasn't a broke university student. +I made a Chozo patch. Still tweaking the design a bit.,I need one of these so hard. +"In my book Thailand already won. Because this is a game, and if you are having fun, whatever you are doing is the right thing.",Sounds like a loser mentality +"Alaves beat them a couple of days ago, Bilbao held them to one goal, and Betis scored two even if they conceded 6. All are better performances than you; while Barca dominate, them scoring 7 is far from common, especially against a team claiming to be Champions.","please don't compare the barcelona team fielded vs Alaves to the one against celtic, thanks." +"1. If you are parking in a compact space with a full-size vehicle your car should be automatically ticketed. I've seen parking attendants walk by Hummers in compact spots while I'm waiting for a spot to open up. 2. I'm a bit of a metal nerd and seeing people miss-classify genres grinds my gears. No, Mayhem wasn't a death metal band and Heavy Metal should only be applied to bands with an '80s sound.",So I take it that you're aware that Metallica is the best metal band and the whole industry should start making more songs thst sound like Enter Sandman +That moment when you arrest an extra fresh off the set of The Walking Dead,What a terrible article +"Yeah there's a significant difference between what I do; and wonderwall. *Sorry, Oasis.",Anyway here's smoke on the water +I will celebrate this tomorrow :),xD weed jokes so funny +This budget Christmas tree.,Put it in some water and it should perk right up +"how do you make npcs move? in the wild territory some duty are blocking the way and I cannot get past, how do I make them fuck off?",Unless they are placed by some mod you could try quick saving and loading next to them until they try to reposition themselves. +Is alchemist still balanced? Made a thread yesterday before all games were played. Got bashed hard for telling people that Alchemist is a stupid and broken hero. What do people think today?,OD and Alchemist are balanced you just need to know how to play +"I've had about 10 controllers total over 360 and One and never had a problem with any of them other than one or two with the plastic on the thumbstick wearing away, it's almost definitely the way people are playing that's causing the issue (Not that I think they shouldn't be more rigid because they obviously should be as potentially 50% of people are rougher on the controller).","Damn, sucks when the way you play with a controller is the reason it's broken inside the retail box" +"Unpopular opinion: Jankos is the best western player currently Worlds performance, playing great at all stars, FB king, he's the best in the west imo",you forgot to put +"Laika got a nerf not a buff people seem to think he cant take more then 35% max hp in one hit, its that when he violent procs he cant hit for more then 35%",forgot to put +"UPSET SPECIAL, Johnny Pats picks the Browns in his week 14 pickems",Everytime this guy picks us we lose... +"Fellow mentally ill people of Reddit, what's something you wish non mentally ill people would understand?",My mental illness ruins my life as much as it inconveniences yours. +"Challenge Dungeons, Lv10 Fixed Zeus team",Throwback. +"Without the **the pre-existing condition caveat** in Obamacare... FTFY. That provision, by the way has never been seriously discussed as a piece of the program the GOP wants to repeal. As a matter of fact Trump has announced that condition will remain - regardless of what happens with the overarching legislation.","The market will collapse, without the mandate no ins co can survive with pre existing." +None Dare Call it Treason,"I will, lets call it what it is Treason." +A Trump Economic Boom? The Fed May Stand in the Way,"The fed is not in the way, it has a job and it's doing it." +the cold war ended when the wall came down...,Apparently that is incorrect. +I'm so torn about mine - do I rip out the headphone padding inside and use it like a normal pelican case for my other things? Or do I keep it as a headphone case that I'll basically never use?,"If you don't keep it as a headphone case, every time you move your Audeze from one room to another the drivers will rupture" +"No wonder Yahoo is an awful, flailing former husk of a company.","She was supposed to change that but yeah, don't think that worked out" +a girl leaned her head on my shoulder when we were watching django unchained in the cinema and kept whispering in my ear on valentines day. it was only when my girlfriend whod been sat on the other side of me called it flirting that i realised,Django unchained is totally a perfect movie to set the mood. +Jurassic World 2 to have a political element!,"Oh good, the army element of Jurassic World was the best part of the movie." +"Yesterday I posted my son's Reinhardt potg and a few people didn't believe he could play! So, here he is earning his Mccree potg vs bots.","Verticle Video, 0/10, seriously man" +"Ah shit now that they are doomed to die to the SLOPE GOD in NPC space, I guess I should change it. TEST would be the obvious choice, but I'm concerned no one reads anything they write because SPERG =(",nah test will upvote anything as long as you have a test flair +"let me guess, the other is the ti3 ft. million dollar dream coil?",how bold +<-- Number of FPS lost after installing newest Novideo GimpForce drivers,In quintillions +Russians use dashcams to prevent people jumping in front of vehicles and insurance fraud...In Africa we have similar issues. Try explain this without footage.,At least it wasn't a Tesla car +Bu..but muh theory of moral decay ...,It's just more proof of the war on Christianity. +"So, should the cop have tried to talk this fool down whilst he was STABBING people? After he had already run into a crowd with a two ton motor vehicle? What would these kids say had this person killed one (or more) of their friends if he hadn't been stopped? Many people have hard lives. That does not give them the right to go out and ruin other lives.",They could have offered a group hug or something. +the drop on the final ball is the most accurate depiction of pakistani fielding i've seen in film (it is also the only depiction i've seen in film),Spoilers bro! +Don't require a log in then. Or build a log in into the game. Or just use your regular Nintendo account that's already connected in your 3DS.,but why do that when you could make a shitty UI and force people to use that? +Mitron don't forget to learn how to read first.,Is Mitron some kind of decepticon? +"You think she or someone on her staff has not been over every single interview and piece of evidence? If she's wrong about Avery, wouldn't she have the guts to say so, as soon as she discovers something that contradicts her?",What have I claimed or pointed out that contradicts anything that KZ has stated or insinuated? +What is Kanye's God Tier?,Bard of Breath +Really? Why?,Probably because of the second game +Feelsgoodman.jpg,Get outta here with this neo nazi symbol. +"Worst players in the world play high tier Best players play low tier Nuff said, dont get a tier 10 stay tier 7 and below",I love playing tiers 3-7 but I love the T30 so I have to play tier 9 sometimes +"That does sound pretty good, yeah. If your goal is to actually help people, not spread your idea-disease to a new country. The Japanese are in the right here.","Yeah, persecuting your own countrymen sure shows those imperialists." +"Live Discussion (December 10, 2016) (John Cena / Maren Morris) Welcome to our SNL live discussion thread! This week's host is John Cena and the musical guest is Maren Morris. For those new to the show, tune into your local NBC affiliate from around 11:30 PM to follow this episode live. A quick recommendation to mention the sketch you're referring to in your comment. It's not a hard and fast rule, but it does make the thread more readable after the show finishes. Since this thread is likely to fill up quickly, consider sorting the comments by new (instead of best or top) to see the newest posts. This should be automatically done, but it might not be so maybe check. Enjoy the show!",So who wants to be the lucky user this week to post whatever tweet Trump makes? +I don't want to engage in socialist fantasy.,"It's no fantasy, it's an accurate metaphor for the property relations that existed in the Soviet Union and other state capitalist polities." +Election was stolen! Popular vote! No way we are giving Russia what they want!,You forgot this: +In a survival situation this can be used as nourishment,And give you an excuse to drink as much liquor as possible! +"Okay, but Buddha is not a god...",Did you not see Hitler? +"As a Navy fan im not stoked, but eh. The game is literally the patriot bowl, so no matter the victor america wins.",As a navy fan you like men so your opinion doesn't matter +"There are unwritten rules regarding sportsmanship in all sports. Don't act like you don't know why people think it's unnecessary and why Iginla, who has been playing forever, took exception to it.","No if it were 10-1 for the avs and a montreal player received a big, dangerous hit mtl fans wouldn't be up and arms at all" +"Isn't Executive Producer largely a ceremonial thing anyways? I was under the impression they just gave people Executive Producer to make them feel important. More concerning, to me, is his big stake in it and his lack of understanding about why we'd be concerned.",Maybe he doesn't want word getting around that he's in development talks for Celebrity Apprentice: Secretary of State? +This kind of just grosses me out.,"Ugh I know right, picnic tables make me so sick." +That's *a* way.,"That's the only way, dagnabit!" +"*Haan Bhai*, you cannot stay silent. You can troll on r/exmuslim and r/india and reply to every thread gc8chutiya posts but you have been silent till now. Bhai yahan chutiya nahi baithe hain. First set up a long troll and then troll. Your post history gives out way too much.",lmao op rekt +"Effing retard, Stug III G.",Well you were clearly stealing his damage and deserved it. +Are they not both?,"Depends on how bad the Stockholm Syndrome is, it varies from person to person north of the border." +You can also Phase Shift while they're on you and they'll fall into you and die upon re-entry. Source: Happened to me a few times,I've been phased while on an enemy Romina and I haven't been damaged at all +When my friend refuses to tell me where the dratini nest is,"There's one in Norman, Oklahoma" +That's what they call an opportunity,"Eh, there's a lot of unpopular ones made for this subject, but never go anywhere." +"People always wonder why Shawshank didn't win best picture. Answer is because it came out in 1994, and it wasn't watched until it was on cable. 1994 was like THE movie year. What gets lost in the mix is Hoop Dreams.",And Above the Rim +Afghanistan.,Do people not read the joke oh something jeez! +Well nuclear energy is clean until something goes wrong.,Which almost never happens. +More of that 7-Dimensional Uno he's playing?,7 dimensional risk +Russian map keeps crashing This is the third time in the past week that I've had to hit the dreaded reset world button on the Russia map. Anyone know why this keeps happening?,"Same happened with me.. Had to reset my world, although it runs fine on multiplayer." +THE RED DEAD HEAD COMBO,FUN SIZED COMBO +A hilarious letter from an entitled abusive ex.,Ahh such a sweetheart +World's First Wearable Sleds,This would be nice to have when hiking on glaciers (if walking with them isn't too much of a hassle) +South African sounds a lot like Flemish though?,"Yes it does, but you are actually referring to Afrikaans my home language, one of the 11 official South African languages." +"Most people agree that in our current format its better to play cards that give you card advantage than ones that take from your opponent. Mithrilium being the giver and Alkahest the taker. Mithrilium allows for a lot of intricate combos, provides recyclability that lets you cut a lot of clutter from the deck, and floats. Alkahest is basically just TER tier of removal.","I mean, if TER was quickplay on opponents turn." +"I don't always believe in climate change. But when I do, I believe it reduces skin cancer rates.",What's the point of solar power if the sky is going to be black anyway. +New look for summer,Gotta love the Mickey Mouse background! +Why is my scout being spotted even though he's concealed?,because there is no concealment mechanic in xcom ew +"Sounds like my kind of place. People are free to choose what they do with their property. I like that option more than I like an overbearing government that prints out miles of regulations that I have to comply with or I'm suddenly an enemy of the state. I've lived in California for over two decades and let me tell you, it is soon going to be worse than the Communist nation my family fled.","6th largest GDP in the world, but sure, it's a hellhole" +Champion you hate playing against the most,"Aatrox, i mean... how am i supposed to know what its abilities are" +"I'm not sure what NPR is taking these days, but once the guy waved a pistol at police officers he deserved to get shot. I respect Stephen Mader for not shooting before that, but he's a moron for not shooting when the pistol was lifted.","Yeah, let's not have any sympathy ever for our fellow man." +"There is nothing wrong with partisanship, it is in fact critical to our system of democracy. It's people like me who donate and support political parties, while motivating voters to support them, that make our system what it is. Chastising partisanship would be like blasting hockey fans for having a favourite team.","Because politics *should* be just like sports, right?" +i added you on steam hannesmc,Accepted you. +"So, the company store model, except instead of company store, its community store? Well, I've heard worse ideas.",The difference between a community store and a company store is that the community store doesn't need to make a profit. +you fucking serious?,I forgot my +Thank you.,"The hero we don't want, but the hero we need." +Merry Christmas Reddit!,Wish the same for u. +Cubing is on my mom's CD,"Why the downvotes, it says Traxx like Traxxas and MFG like MoFangGe" +"Youre really confident with this one. I'll give it a YOLO. If it doesnt workout, you owe me a beer. Deal?","Lol maybe, don't just yolo on a suggested ticker do some DD" +Canada's official twitter account claims there are only two genders,is there something other than a dick and a vagina? +"That being said, the Ramones are still the best band ever.",Pleb everyone knows that fallout boy is the ultimate punk rock band +People can change for the better. Is it that hard to realize?,its 2016 this doesnt even happen anymore +everyone is looking forward to the day that tesla puts this entire sales process out of order.,It's cute you think Tesla is the first place to do pure pricing. +Minni Piggy,Most adorable piggo! +"Is Battlefield One Worth Buying? Hello, I've read the subreddit rules and I don't think that this violates any, but I'm on the fence of whether or not I should buy Battlefield One, and seeing that at least most of you have played the game, I thought I would ask here.","buy it, you won't regret it." +Christmas Challenge's,I only have 2 fuckingn days to do this Plus the skin doesnt look too good but the charms are something I would love to have +The sad reality of becoming an Adult Gamer.,"What, you don't play every single one of your games to 100% completion, finding each and every single easter egg, including going through all the lines of code?" +The assassin after shooting Russia's ambassador to Turkey,Someone photoshop this into Saturday Night Fever +People can't accept the truth that BP was just simply a better progression system that suited everyones needs.,I too enjoyed having no consequences when dying +Wherever. Just don't act like an ass.,Good contribution. +Game-Thread: Redskins @ Eagles - 1:00 HTTR!,Defense so good right now +Right stick on all gamepads unless you rebind. Dno what the PC button is.,Right stick ofcourse +"No worries man. I just tend to really worry about this stuff because of what happened to my dad and he thought it was an abdominal strain as well. I'd hate for it to happen to someone else. I'm sure that if all the pain is gone you'd be able to cancel the appointment with your doctor given enough notice. Anyway, I wish you luck with that and hope that you're back to 100% soon.",Thank you my man. +"Not only America, this is now in every country i think. isn't?","No way, everyone knows America is the worst country of all time" +"I think it was a joke, but yeah kinda hard to tell on this sub.",Didn't know if it actually needed the +"Super Mario Run will require 75 megabytes of data per hour of constant, involved play",Man this game is looking better and better each day! +You're still sane. He's gaslighting us.,He's just playing 23435D checkers with his own staff don't you worry :^) +His laugh bothered me so much. AH! AH! Ah! Ah! Ah! Aaaaaaaah! It's literally a reverse ha ha ha!,That was a deconstruction of comic relief in modern action movies... +You would think if there's one thing we could do right it would be remove snow,If you haven't removed it by now why even bother +"There was a time in history that even showing mercy to communist sympathizers would guarantee you either jail time or, at the very least, the loss of your livelihood. Now we have our own intelligence community screaming that there has been substantial influence in the election of our next president, and half of the country is putting their fingers in their ears and screaming stop crying, you lost!!!. What a fucking time to be alive.","Emails, pizza gate, Muslim's, etc..... Complimentary" +Ken M on the benefits of Chuck E Cheeses,Kathy has always been a bitch. +Um... there is a Starship Troopers book?! I can't wait to get my hands on this. First R rated movie my dad took me too. It solidified SciFi as my favorite genre and will always have a place in my heart.,Would you like to know more? +Trump says he's turning away 'billions' but has 'the right' to do business deals,He is making so many sacrifices to be our President +Fox News has been really bad with bias these last 2 days and now this,They're fair and balanced +"Went out with a TBM woman last night... You might first be wondering why a closet disbeliever is going out with a TBM woman in the first place. It's a combination of I'm not entirely sure myself and it's complicated. In any event, over the course of the evening I got an interesting glimpse at the strange and confusing thing that is the TBM worldview. We started with the customary small talk, but then things took a more serious turn. We talked a little about how her life is now as a single, divorced mother of two children. She talked about how difficult it was, and then said she couldn't wait for the second coming to happen. When I asked her about why, specifically, she gave me the standard TBM line about how evil the world has become and how great things will be when Jesus comes...1,000 years of peace and prosperity, Satan bound, no temptation, blah blah...however the story goes. I've read many articles over recent years that tell a different story about the state of the world...that in many key metrics the world is actually becoming a BETTER place. Deaths due to war are down, crime is down, rape, etc. I told her a little about what I had read, and asked her for some specific examples of how the world has become more evil. Probably not surprisingly, she went straight to the proliferation of pornography and the epidemic it is on the family. I told her that I had read in various places that Utah actually had the highest per capita porn site visitation of any state, and I asked her why she thought that was the case. She gave me a perplexed look for a second, but then after some thought came back confidently that it must be because Satan is trying extra hard to tempt the good Mormon men of Utah, yea, even the very elect. It was an internal struggle the whole night for me to not go off on these issues, guns blazing, but in the end I decided to not prod too much and be respectful of her views. Lastly, I recently read a book called Sex & God, and in the book it cites various studies that show that the sexual behaviors of religious and non-religious people really aren't that different. They both basically have the same rates of pre-marital sex, masturbation habits, etc. The difference between the two is not behavior, but rather the GUILT felt afterward. Religious people still do it, but then often feel extreme guilt later. Non-religious people...not so much. And of course the cure for the guilt is more church, more prayer, more scriptures. A nice, slick self-perpetuating mechanism. I bring that up because later in the evening, as I was driving her back to her car, she suggested we park for a little bit. Yeah, that kind of park. Being the guilt-free heathen that I am now, I readily agreed. We braved the freezing rain (those in the Morridor know what I'm talking about) to exit the front seat of my relatively small car for the console-free back seat, and proceeded to have a very awkward, space-constrained, high school flashback inducing, make out session. Without getting too graphic...let's just say she did some very un-TBM woman-like things. The first thought I had was, I'm now glad I WAS respectful of her views earlier. But the second thought I had was that part of the Sex & God book I referenced above. Often times, in the heat of the moment, biological drive can trump even the most powerful religious programming. As I type this morning, I can't help but wonder if she is now feeling the extreme guilt that the book talks about. It's so sad to me that religion takes one of the most natural human pleasures and, in essence, hijacks it for it's own proliferation. Anyway, I guess my overall point of this post is to say that, the further removed I get from the church and as I learn new worldviews and philosophies, the more bizarre the church members' explanations and justifications for things are to me, and just thought I'd share. Happy Second Saturday! :)","Damn the rain was freezing last night, I know what you mean!" +What good is 60 fps with a 144hz monitor tho? :thinking:,But the human eye can only see 30fps :O +No shit. I'm one of them.,There is that gay sassiness we expect! +"Joey Bosa down on the ground, trainers are out.",Shouldn't have missed camp +What is the most economical way to add more power? I want it to go faster. Im not talking bolt on crap like CAI. I also am not interested in a blower or any of that nonsense. Is a cam what I want? I drive a 2013 1500 Bighorn 4x4.,Get a ford. +No they're all just a long string of random events where the motivation is impossible to unravel.,We may never know the motive +Pollution IS real though,nobody knows if pollution is real. +"This is what I don't understand about the athletes who spend $20,000 at Toys-R-Us. Wouldn't it make more sense to order directly from a toy manufacturer with a bulk discount instead of giving profits to a toy store?","Yes, this is the stupidest way that athletes are wasteful with their money" +9/10 with rice.,Kitniyos caused the haskalah. +Well Italians *do* have some recent experience with fascism.,And bad political leaders +"If the Dolphins put as much energy trying to lose as they did today into every game, they might be able to snag that #1 pick someday",Yeah Tannehill really wasn't trying to win by letting his ACL tear +Shroud 1v3 Clutch,Shroud have mercy! +Ce n'est pas sorcellerie?,C'est pas sorcier. +"It's the fastest though so the criticism is bs until someone actually runs out of RAM. Most of that RAM is cached, not actually used on the spot.",Because we don't open other programs on a PC and chrome can use all the ram +"Cool, so who was the best choice?",The opposite to your choice obviously. +Get in on ebay for $35 Amerifat dollars.,Yayz love being Amerifat +Thanks,Cheers +A money tree,Go to r/trees for all your tree needs +Probably HTC 10 or an S7. I'm craving expandable storage and I like the 24bit DAC on the 10. Want a phone that can be rooted and has a good dev community to keep it updated.,"If you're willing to spend big bucks anyway, then what's so bad about a Pixel?" +"yeah, i sometimes like to browse new and help people out. and yeah, np","That's fucking awesome of you dude, thanks for the help!" +Let's be thankful MLS gives conference champions trophies! At least we beat our rivals and were the first Canadian team to make it to the finals.,We lost the MLS Cup because we touched the Conference Trophy. +There's no way to know if they're true or not obviously but some of these green text stories can be truly tragic sometimes. The one about the guy who pretended to go out with friends to make his dad happy hits me hard.,Can you link it? +LO finally went down for a nap...,"All of this, except I usually just get sucked into the Reddit hole instead of being productive" +I thought I was the only one who did that!,Samesies. +YOU CAN CHOOSE THE NAME OF THIS ROBOT (Write it in the comments and the best or most voted will be the elected),Bob +I like a gal who's not afraid of a little work.,That's a girl? +"Or some of the most elitist, judgmental people who take way too much pride in something they didn't create.",It's not our fault you're not trve or cvlt enough +Donald Trump Used To Complain About Obama Not Getting Intelligence Briefings,Obviously Obama is just not as smart as trump. +"Not gonna lie im a bandwagoner and so I dont have much history with the Warriors, but Curry got me into this sport and I kinda miss his dominance, I mean 5 assists in the first quarter shows your a great team player and how selfless he is but I want the Steph Curry show",He doesn't need to shoot from 40 when KD can go to the line anytime he wants +"Suggestion: Tie your faction leader's intro dialogue to your weapons and completed challenges. One of my favorite little details of Titanfall 1 was how in Wargames when your pilot logged into the simulation an AI would state: Gen 10 Pilot on deck. For TitanFall 2 I'd love to see something like that be expanded on. Imagine Blisk hands you YOUR custom gun and says This rifle is what you were born for! Other possibilities would be to give you the highest ranked weapon you have: Kraber Blow there heads off! Volt You're a piece of work. Archer Stay off the street and on target. Wingman It's highnoon somewhere pilot. Gravity Star You think opposites attract mate? Top of the leaderboard last round We ourselves a badass here! Most grunts killed last round Top of the foodchain yah? Most Titan kills last round I'll call some scavvers, there'll be plenty of scrap to go around This could give your faction a more personal connection to you and your career as a pilot. Most of my suggestions I read in Blisk's voice but feel free to add your own.",That Overwatch reference tho +"So instead of XX or XY chromosomes, they had, what, QZ chromosomes?",Sex = chromosomes sex != gender +Because he was definitely reading scholarly papers. Because there's no way he saw it in a documentary or one of his parents mentioned it. Or because he definitely didn't learn it when he was older but it is more impressive to say you were six vs. sixteen and in your science class.,Must have been at that stage in life where you read academic papers but don't even realise that you're reading above your level until years later +You got this dude,Thanks man :) +"I access my plex library on the road a lot. If I didn't have a fast upload speed at home, or I was data usage capped, then I'd want to use something like plex cloud to avoid slow/capped uploads. It's not just about storage.",But a NAS would still use your upload unless you spent the money to Colo it.. +Because it certainly would have been better with ~~Saudi Arabia~~ Hillary Clinton at the helm...,"That's what I've been saying about Saudi Arabia for years, they can't wait to see a feminist woman in charge." +You could always have a desk job at a Police Station.,I think that's reserved for the officers who have killed someone or fired their gun. +Mercedes W07 Blueprint,Do you work at a photocopy shop near Woking by any chance +"These are the two options. Either Obama lied for political purposes, or his incompetence allowed for a massive resurgence in Russian military power.",Or the TRUTH i read on facebook and CNN: Bush and Trump are to blame for the past 8 years! +Lauren Salazar does the sour program at New Belgium.,Eric Salazar runs it I believe. +You mean police write down shit on note pads and take pictures for records? OMG. What the fuck has this world come to? ..seriously I have no idea what OP is trying to say with this picture,It's a picture of police activity - I literally didn't imply any sort of agenda. +Rights Of Man DLC Can anyone tell me what is the new DLCs ID? For example: El Dorado (If Im not wrong) is 241362,Two IDs 486570 486571 +HOLDING?!!?!?!? no fucking holding on the OL that play?!?!!?!? Prescot was sure sacked?!?!?!? what the fuck oh and DRC running out of bounds like the WR could run that way... what the fuck,They were just hugging man +Flight cancelled I was assigned an interview slot at a certain time on Monday. They booked my flights and I essentially was able to take a flight to an intersection airport where they told me that due to weather they would delay my flight. After 7 hours they then told us the flight was cancelled and now I'm here stuck and not sure what to do. I feel bad for the company because they paid for the flight and now I might also miss the interview and I'm afraid that they wouldn't reschedule me either. What is the best course of action? I would love to be able to reschedule another day but that is a lot of company money to send me back to interview when they can take someone else.,You know you're a true Redditor when your first instinct in such a debacle is to post on Reddit instead of doing the most logical thing (which is to contact the recruiter). +"Yes, I think is better for him to die under rubble as a martyr than to give him the privilege of the microphone in a legal process, all the while having him in Den Haag alive. It's not like if his Caliphate comes crashing down in flames he is going to have much of a proper martyrdom anyway.","He needs to be shown to be killed in a very embarrassing way, Maybe the Iraqi army can kill him, tie him to a door, and claim he died of Auto-erotic asphyxiation." +It's still almost 4 months away.,That's only a third of the year +Meanwhile in North Charleston,"This is a political cartoon, how am I supposed to know what any of those things are without labels?" +Why tho?,Redneck windchimes. +you got any evidence?,yes: he said so! +Current Grendel Build,Nice pistol ;) +^^^unlike ^^^ma ^^^diiiiiiiick,well yeah small things have to move faster. +"Lol my shift is cancelled because the store is slow due to snow. So I was scheduled and then crossed out, and then asked to work, and then told I didn't need to come in.","Cool, so you can be there by noon?" +"He expecting them (the seller and co) to send a massive ads via mail. Tired of wiping and cleaning your clothes? Doesnt like dem raid food and potion make you dizzy? WORRY NOT, FOOLS! With LFG.inc you can get your raid kill in just under 15min! For only 500g you can get your Legendary Insight! Whatcha waiting fo? And dont forget to press like on our Youtube channel and instagram, and twitter, and facebook, and pinterest, and tumblr, and myspace, and linkedin! ^to ^unsubscribe ^press ^reply ^ignore ^to ^subscribe ^with ^our ^weekly ^newsletter",Fuck that sounds so much easier than posting on LFG. +"Running a node noob question - don't upvote I got my 0.13.1 node up and running at home and I have a couple questions. 1) node is running on a headless windows pc. Is there a way to monitor my node statistics on my android phone? I really only want to check to make sure the client is still running. It's connected to my TV currently but I will be moving into the basement soon. 2) Node has been up for 24 hours and is currently connected to 25 peers, 17 incoming and 8 outgoing. Am I helping? Home internet is connection is unmetered 60/5.",Upvoted - cause contrarian +Breaking the R16 duck would be nice.,the feeling would be greater if we beat a good team +"People being defiant about saying 'Merry Christmas.' SO annoying. You can say Merry Christmas all you want, no one is going to attack you for it.","Make sure that you take a big sip from your plain red Starbucks coffee cup after saying Happy Holidays, you communist." +Velkri,I love people that troll reddit for spelling errors. +.txt? Fifty million data points and we're storing it in a text file? Oi vey,"It's easy to search, just Ctrl-F!" +"Yeah dude, western women are a pretty oppressed demographic.",B-b-but the wage gap! +"Am I the only person who treats book stores like libraries and make a conscious effort to practice volume control? And anyone who know me knows I have a hard time with volume control. I like, whisper and avoid using my phone because it just seems so damn rude to me. But what do we really expect, I guess - after all they and their FM's are the only ones who deserve respect, dontchaknow.","Oh, but she was in the *bathroom*, that makes it all better!" +"True, we want a peaceful time with you guys. Not ww3",Yeah because we've been fighting WW3 against Russia for so many years. +"Honestly can't recall because of how long this took to rectify. What I DO remember, as I was the service writer, was that because the vehicle was SO new at the time that it sat in the back lot for MONTHS waiting for replacement parts because none were available yet outside of initial production. Salesperson in question was a grade-A dipshit and when I asked her about driving it she said I thought it felt underpowered for how high it was revving",I can bet you she just slammed it in fourth (since thats where D woud be) and learned that if she holds the clutch she goes faster. +"Whilst I personally concur with the order there (it's how I think), it's actually quite a sexist order, and probably one lacking in emotional intelligence. Passport colour would be on the bottom end whatever.",How on earth is it sexist? +how many updates does a working clock app need?,It is important to get the accent colors right before tackling such a minor issue. +"Is it normal for guys to recycle lines they use on girls, even though they say they're sincere and honest about them? We've been dating for almost 6 months already, and things are serious. One day I was checking out his public twitter account and found out 10 months ago he dated this girl and communicated a lot with her over twitter. I was surprised he used the same lines he told me before, like There are a billion other girls yet I realized that all I ever wanted in my life is you and You've got the strongest grip on my heart among others. Is it normal for guys to recycle lines? I kinda feel not so special now, and I'm doubting all the other things he's said to me before because he could've been just getting these from his collection of lines to use on girls. Should I bring this up since it bothers me, or should I just drop it?",You should continue to delve into his past and analyze everything he's ever said. +The title of the post has weed and legalization in it so it'll automatically be upvoted.,"Weird that... almost as if quite a lot of people support it ... I wonder why it's illegal, doesn't make sense?" +I actually ran Watcher Priest to legend around this same time frame. So few decks could handle turn 1 coin + Watcher + Silence.,"The deck is much better now that we have Purify, obviously" +"It is very unfair that Korea has only 2 teams at Blizzcon Make it like the Champions League, where the number of slots you get depend on your past performance and wins.","So NA should have no pro teams at Blizzcon, seems good" +Clash of Clans Guide 2016,"So, if I press that link, will that Nigerian Prince finally have enough funds transferred?" +Peter McCain... What do you think happened to Peter McCain and why he was in Revelations. Leave your awnser in the comments.,"Dammit Evanthekid04, I thought we were done with this." +All time high.,"well.. in some exchanges, yes." +"Ce vor face PSD / ce au facut pina acum? (din curiozitate) Nu traiesc in Romania si deci nu stiu. Sunt cinic si politic si in viata de zi cu zi deci imi dau seama ca sunt toti corupti, dar in afara de un vag fura tara, cum vor ruina Romania in urmatorii 4 ani?","Nu, eu cred ca de data asta vor lupta impotriva coruptiei, vor investi in infrastructura, vor atrage investitori straini, o sa fie dumnezeu..." +If only randoms would someday learn this,"Well, no randoms on the NF, luckily." +"When he buys an item Heh, TP for my bunghole.",When he buys the Teleport relic FTFY +"Musician's theme (no filter) (artist: Ben Reese- Memphis, TN)",How about a picture that we can actually see the tattoo without you coving it? +Friend on Facebook posted this.,I profile jews all the time. +It's a 1 in 10... it can't really be 10 times crazier than any kind of random outcome,No man it's clearly 10 times crazier than the 1 9 in 9 toast video on the front page. +*mic drop,"Yasss gurl, slay!" +Ok can we chill with the toast content? As I type this there are 4 links to toast content on the front page,Yes....we need more Kripp instead +"Nest rotation should be this week? I think nests changes each 3 weeks, right? Last time was August 23",My charmander nest had two machops this morning +All the past monach's who had to kill their siblings to be elected king chuckle at you,"Yeah, that's completely comparable to a foreign nation covertly manipulating another." +ignorant means unaware....many americans are very aware and just don't care. Which is immensely worse in my opinion.,But you don't understand it's OK when the USA does it. +Don't be like the Flash,"First and second panels... *always* get a gift, no matter what they say..." +"You're good. 4790k uses 98 watts for me overclocked, and a 1060 can't pull over 225 and it never really will",Thanks!All this information will help me. +Pretty sure she got HIV. Very sad. She had an eye popping peak in pornography. She and Heather Harmon convinced me that anal was hot.,Now your now convinced? +I personally believe that Mei is just supposed to be the random scientist that isn't meant to fight but ends up having to. Sort of like the Hulk.,"Except Hulk is one of the strongest chars in Marvel Universe, and Mei (in the lore) is just a scientist with a popsicle maker." +Rostov Sparta could be an interesting one.,It's going to be our first game after winter break +"Just out of curiosity, do you think your teacher would have said the same thing about strategies to offload pension obligations?","Probably not, but what's the relationship with the tax situation?" +"Because Bungie wanted to change things up, and then 343 changed things up, and now 343 is trying to change things up while trying to go back to the times where Bungie didn't change things up.",Yeah totally 343 is literally trash +"He said small possibility, not guaranteed. Suger free haribo skips your colon, shoots right out your ass and takes a lot of other stuff with it. Never trying them.",Its like a reverse enema its great! +"I wish we could go back to the fifties, when women wore pretty dresses and men were gentlemen.",Before interracial marriage was allowed... those were the days +I've been accused of lying about my age... in the other direction :(,There are men who complain about this? +Thoughts ? This is logo of a local lodge here in Mississippi,The official flag of a people who lost and can't get over it. +Super Nintendo World is expected to open in Tokyo before the 2020 Olympics,Weird that it's all themed around a single console from the '90s +"I guarantee you that at least someone, if not all, in the private security detail you see around any rich celebrity is packing a firearm.","But if the celebrity is anti-gun, they will usually choose unarmed security" +"What are your thoughts on FFXIV's achievement system? Do you think they are fine as is, or should they be revamped? Do you try to get them all or pursue specific ones, or do you just let them come as you play normally? Are there some that are really too tough to get, or some too easy for what they give? I ask mostly because it feels like the achievement system is oddly neglected in game or in discussion. Wondering what people think about it.",Achievements system? +"who? russia? russia doesn't give a fuck. they ally with anyone who wants to ally with them, they aren't going to be anyones puppet. Russia is India's oldest and biggest military partner yet India is one of the closest allies USA has got in south Asia.","Russia isn't really an American enemy, maybe they are thinking more along the lines of ISIS or the Taliban, for example giving them MANPADS could turn the tide of these conflicts much like the stingers did for the Russians in Afghanistan." +Samuel L Jackson calls Muslims 'the new black kids in America',Don't worry he's black so it won't be a racist comment Reverse racism is just part of the industrialized racism +Which Intel Core i7 processor do I need to run Vertigo? Sorry..... too soon?,Actually it's a Mac exclusive... +"This. Factory reset is key. Don't install stupid shit either. Uninstall everything you don't use. Turn off system settings you don't use. Also drain the battery, pull it out, hit the power button for about 10 secs then put battery in and charge till full then Power on. Keep trying different things. And good luck!",Factory reset wont delete pictures or anything from phone? +Who could win the Heisman Trophy in 2017?,Dalvin Cook +"Your flair is probably the strongest hero in the game after the patch no wonder your excited. The Druid itself is fucking broken with his new talents, like fucking sniper combined with lycan.",No bear Druid gonna rule this patch with 1000 range +Toilet bros,There is approximately a 0% chance these guys are actually COD players +HiRezPonPon is reaching out to pros that are concerned about the meta,I'm a pro in feeding AMA +I wish my game worked as well as his. He never seems to have any hitreg issues at all. :(,"Use shadowplay and play your shots back fully zoomed in and in slowmotion, you will notice you are actually missing a lot of those shots instead of hitreg being the issue." +"Quite the bender. Fuck benzos, Fuck losing control when the WDs hit. And fuck doctors who hand those out before other options are exhausted. Fuck pretty much everything except mountain biking. Soz, had to rant somewhere",Mountain biking is fucking sick my man! +"For most, imagining the end of the world is far easier than imagining the end of capitalism.",It's because it's the best system we got! +"Dude, what's your problem? If I get stacks - I'll get stacks; if I don't - well too bad. Salty Archon I see...",You forgot your +Jeff Fisher Fired,This was unexpected... +"Drew Brees' new deal is 5 years w/ automatic void to 2 years, per @Edwerderespn. Pays $20M salary this season, $24.25M next season, all gtd.",It must have been true that Grayson had to be cut to make the deal happen +This guy lifts,Shitpost/10 +I see no problem in only fighting TR.,"Shhh, not here" +What is that ebony thing? I never understood it where it came from.,Ignis loves drinking a type of coffee called Ebony. +"That's not EG decision, it's who regulates each esport. Maybe when Zai said he would like coaches to be in the booth with teams, similar to how League operates now, he was refering to this, but even then it would be Fear there, not PPD.",I think it was +Cowboys asked NFL to investigate Giants use of unregulated radio,I'm sure the NFL will investigate the Giants with the same level of evenhandedness as they did the Patriots +Are we uwaterwoo now?,Weren't we always? +You're a cringe terrorist. Your goal is to make people cringe as much as possible. How do you do it?,Be an r/news mod. +The reason the second half is better it that it usually brings satisfying conclusions to storylines.,"Wait, I thought that Rebels was just a crappy show with a bunch of standalone, filler episodes that had no arcs?" +"Ed Whitlock runs sub-4:00 marathon at 85, in a league of his own","I wonder how many couch-critics have told him he shouldn't run so much, it's bad for his knees." +Trump comments on the F35. Liberals: wtf I love the military industrial complex now!,Better everyone know than just some insider traders... +"IMPORTANT UPDATE REGARDING SPYDERCO'S PM3. The stop pin is not press fit! Blade HQ just did a quick disassembly video on their Instagram Stories which showed that the pin of the PM3 slides out easily. This is great news for knife modders and custom scale makers as now PM3 customization will be just as easy as it was for the PM2. Keep calm, and mod on!",Noice! +"Here's what these lawmakers don't get, you can abandon bodies. It happens *all the damn time*. And it's actually really easy to do. You can't force someone to do final arrangements. So if they start trying to charge these women for funerals and shit, they are going to get a lot of abandoned aborted fetuses on their hands. And you know who pays for the cremation/funeral for abandoned bodies? Taxes. The trustee, who gets allowance from the state to handle abandoned and poor people, who can't afford a proper burial/cremation. (I can't imagine the system is too different from my state, and this is how it is where I live.) It takes time to prove that a body is abandoned too. Have fun with that Texas.",I'm sure those nice Religious people will pay for the burials. +LogitechG presents Cloud9's Skadoodle,He's so mysterious. +"Well in the original games you do have to use incense in order to hatch some of the babies, I don't know if it applies to any gen 2 babies, and if you didn't you'd hatch an adult form.",probably not as niantic doesn't seem to care much for ingame lore +Close call on dankquans stream,You can't just do that bitch... +It was Lush,Obviously +"Pero nuestros soldados tienen papel higienico, 3 dias de guerra y los venezolanos se mueren de mil infecciones distintas o asfixiados por su propio olor",te falto el +Point For Honesty,"Ha ha, only serious." +"No there's real and incontrovertible evidence it was faked. They're all in on it. CIA, PRC, RUS, UPS, they all know and they're lying to us.","Yup, I knew it was fake when they UPSed the rocks back." +Holy fk that malph said animation canceling is a bug. Oh my god my my eyes hurt,"But it IS a bug, Riot just let it be as a feature." +Lol I mean he himself posted it 2 times in a row.,"Oh wow, ok then lol" +Literally unplayable...,These commies have no respect for anything! +"Please Rockstar let us use the Wastelander to collect crates. I don't normally do 'Please Rockstar' posts but the Wastelander would be a great vehicle to take on crate runs, find the van, kill/remove the driver, load the crates on the wastelander, come back to the warehouse at a proper speed. It's odd to call the Wastelander a 'special vehicle' but give it no function what so ever.","You're not allowed to farm filthy cheapo, Shark Cards you must buy or GTFO" +NYT's Krugman: Election result 'illegitimate' and 'tainted',I feel like they left out the +How to upload my replays to Youtube Title says all,Install an android emulator on your pc and capture the game using OBS. +Just laughed so fucking hard at work,Don't you look weird laughing hard at work +When your dad is proud of you for getting an A in Class.,You use me in pro league now - Tachanka +Donald Trump remains winner of Wisconsin following statewide recount showing few changes in vote totals,See you at the front page! +"The seeds are suspended in the jelly so they only feel a bit gooey, similar to aloe vera drinks.",those are chia seeds i think +Why the fuck is his favorite color not midnight green?,Because it isn't called the midnight green zone +No... No i dont think it goes that far,are you implying connecting to a game of league is not life or death? +Australia lost $4.8b in 2014 to tax-dodging multinationals: Oxfam,"Hmmm, better slash our Welfare budget some more to make up for it." +I'll take the winning side over the whining side.,What if the winning side is a whiner though? +I am Native American. We didn't even make the list. Oh don't leave a trail of tears about it...,"Wow, fucking asshole!" +"Because it creates a bargaining position. China right now has been pushing us around for two decades. They've been leveraging their manufacturing capacity as a way to push the US aside as they assert regional dominance. Since Trump seems quite committed to expanding US manufacturing, China's bargaining power is being reduced. Because of that, we can take the upper hand on a lot of issues. We can confront them on their expansion of the South China Sea, Tibet, their human rights problems, their currency devaluation and economic manipulation. Just because it creates tension doesn't mean that's bad. With nations like China and Russia, the opposite of creating tension is acquiescence. At the end of the day, neither China nor Russia would dare risk a war with the United States. That war would end within weeks, as both China and Russia would be completely incapacitated, on top of the fact that they have almost no power to strike the U.S. itself, aside from going full nuclear right off the bat (which would completely defeat the purpose of going to war in the first place). Their only goal with empty rhetoric is to scare Americans into forcing our government to not protest and resist Russian and Chinese goals. Its the same tactics they used with the Vietnam war. At the end of the day, the greatest weakness of America is the cowardice of the population.","We've been fighting in Afghanistan and Iraq for 15 years, but we will crush China and Russia in weeks?" +"Need help, myteam won't let me progress in Domination","If you win, but don't get the minimum amount of MT, you can't move on until you do that." +How pre-teens using metadata found a whistleblower in two hours,"I knew the RSPCA and councils wanted access to metadata, but primary schools want it now too?" +Mark Dantonio won't make staff changes expects player attrition,Honestly what is the ceiling for this team next season? +Dixie looks like she wants it,They don't want none. +"Where's the false equivalence? For thirty or so years Hillary was incredibly, mindbogglingly homophobic. Why did she get a free pass to change on a dime but Trump didn't? The double standard shit is so tiresome at this point.","You're literally Hitler, sorry to say." +I've read this same reaction all over social media every time a big patch hits.,and that invalidates the truth of how broken the game is now +"So we lock up the many for the actions of few? Guess we might as well lock away the priests, politicians and police themselves.",I have no problem with that +"Don't answer a question with another question, it makes no sense.","No, it makes sense, it just doesn't accurately answer." +"The difference here is China is asserting new claims over areas which are hundreds of miles from her coast. They basically said our territorial waters extend right up to your beaches because we're bigger than you so fuck you, if you don't agree we will kill you.","Hey, we Americans invented that move!" +"Yeah, it's weird. Even slightly defending or agreeing with Trump on anything will get you called a dumb conservative, Trumpster, Trumptard, conspiracy theorist or even a Russian by the left. Must be all that tolerance stored up.","Found the triggered trumperst, go back to your cheeto safe space" +So many idiots in titanfall don't watch their back when shooting at the AI in bounty hunt so it's super easy to assassinate them...,"Wow, phase rewind really needs a nerf" +White House: We will respond to Russia hacks,"They are starting another cold war with Russia just so they can cover up the Wikileaks release, if that doesn't show you how bad of a leader Hillary would be then something is wrong with you." +Why does it have a coll ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD,It's always had the co ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD +"Merry Christmas OWconsole Thanks to the guys that have kept this sub alive and everyone who have added content. Thanks Admin and mods the page always looks great and up to date, ( love the new Christmas theme.) Its great to have a place for console players to discuss our delayed updates and what we are missing out on and here's to a PTR we may get one day! Merry Christmas and a happy new year",Happy holidays boys and girls +He said in another comment that the guy who sold it to him was in need of money to repair his car,His car that could have been STOLEN! +"Because Flying Spaghetti Monster forbid that you'd have to interact with a person who only talks about geeky stuff, right, creepy, geeky bearded guy?","Yeah man, how dare they portray non-geeks as unwashed greybeards." +Not a single person gonna say Xcal??!?,I can totally throw an Xcal! +She had some last patch,No she fucking didn't +"I cannot wait for tomorrow either, but more so to be able to run around with a shovel. It's gonna be epic!",m8 I think you dropped your +"I'm just joking, dude. Don't you get it? I've just made a joke about how furry it's looking. Don't get me wrong, it's a really, REALLY awesome model. I've just fun.","There was really no way for me to know that this was a joke, next time use an" +"####WELCOME TOONAMI FAITHFUL! **What's on tonight** --- | Time | Show | Episode | Number | |----------|----------|----------|----------| **12:00AM** | **Scavengers** | *Scavengers* | Unknown | **12:15AM** | **JoJo's Bizarre Adventure** | *Dark Knights* | 5 out of 26 | **12:45AM** | **JoJo's Bizarre Adventure** | *Tomorrow's Courage* | 6 out of 26 | **01:15AM** | **JoJo's Bizarre Adventure** | *Sorrowful Successor* | 7 out of 26 | **01:45AM** | **JoJo's Bizarre Adventure** | *Bloody Battle! JoJo & Dio* | 8 out of 26 | **02:15AM** | **JoJo's Bizarre Adventure** | *Final Ripple!* | 9 out of 26 | **02:45AM** | **JoJo's Bizarre Adventure** | *New York's JoJo* | 10 out of 26 | **03:15AM** | **Scavengers** | *Scavengers* | Unknown | --- And don't forget to hashtag (#) your favorite show on Twitter while it's on air! #Toonami --- Remember the rules, have fun, and stay gold. **Only Toonami.** ---",I'm calling it a night too so later y'all and Merry Christmas +"What will be higher by the end of the season, Crosby's goal total, or Canuck's points?",Laine will have more own goals than Canucks have points. +Don't forget Fall/Winter Morels do exist! Morchella rufobrunnea - Southern California,"Yes, but do fall and winter exist in SoCal?" +Of course I'm bitter. I don't want to have sentient garbage for a president.,"That's just like, your opinion man." +So vanilla to the sort of shit I've searched,I like vanilla used in a different way. +Are you fucking *kidding me?*,Yeah that's why I posted it +Aus?,"Yep, looks like a NSW custom plate." +Look at all those university names. The Internet of that Era must have been extremely intelligent,So... pretty much reddit. +We're fucked,Bern it down! +Anyone else like finger shows to old music?,I do now +When your crush asks you to take a picture of her and her boyfriend. Fuuuuuuuuuck me bois,Beta +"What is your favorite NBA what-if? Doing something slightly unorthodox, I think that What-If Carmelo was drafted by the Pistons would be one of the best.",What if the cavs made the JJ hickson for Amare trade +"Rudd's fault, sure. Hawke/Keating were very good with evidence-based policy.","Oh I get it, so any policy or group of policies that redistribute wealth upwards is evidence-based." +Too bad the followers of the islamic faith support those who carry out those crimes. There is no such thing as moderate islam.,"Yeah, all 2 billion muslims are equally to blame, the only solution here is mass genocide" +"I'm pretty sure it was Hutch. That whole thing is funny to me because Hutch isn't exactly a pro at CS himself. I'd like to see OMOO play CS, it'd be fun watching them yell at each other playing a game that I assume none of them are very good at.",Not sure how it'd be that much different from them playing COD +"Sure, why not? They're still blaming Obama for shit that GW did years before Obama was even in office yet.",That was all Clinton's fault. +Enjoy your new freedom and find a girl that will let you display those maps proudly.,That's the plan! +Call Of Duty Infinite Warfare Will Have NO PC BETA,"Even Treyarch doesn't care pc port this year, how could IW do better :/" +What is the certification?,"show-off, im trying to get rid of it but i bought it for 4k, don't wanna lose on it :/" +"Tonight, on Bill O'Reily, he recommended we instate martial law in chicago to combat the murder rates. There's literally so much propoganda coming from either side that it's impossible to keep track of all of it","How do they manage to keep killing each other, I thought Chicago banned all the guns?" +No rescue boat? The fuck you say? What an amateur hour operation.,I would honestly feel way more intimated if there was a rescue boat waiting for me. +"I agree with Skitty89 here. Does that make me another bad player? Also, do you consider yourself a good player?","Yes if you blame the starting hand, and another yes." +"TIFU by smoking a cigarette. So, about 4 months ago, I finally quit my pack-a-day cigarette habit. My parents were thrilled- they're both non-smokers who despise cigarettes and were just generally pleased to see me successfully stop. I've been extremely anxious lately, so a few days ago, like an idiot, I thought to myself hey, why not start smoking again?!. I didn't let them know, mostly because I was ashamed but also because I didn't feel like getting bitched at. I'm staying with them tonight, so I'd yet to smoke a cigarette for hours. About an hour ago, they both went to bed and were seemingly fast asleep. I saw this as an opportunity to sneak out on the balcony and have a relaxing smoke in the dark. I began smoking and browsing Reddit, as one does, when I heard a weird clicking noise. Within what seemed like a millisecond, the outside lights were on, the sliding glass door was open, and my father was standing 4 feet away from me pointing a handgun at me. He screamed, I screamed, my mother ran up the stairs and saw what was happening. I tried explaining myself but my dad won't speak and my mom is crying. Now I'm alone in the guest bedroom, feeling sick to my stomach and shaking. I think my dad just effectively aversion therapy'd the shit out of me because I don't think I ever want to see or smell a cigarette ever again.",Dude you are sitting on a goldmine idea for an anti-smoking ad. +C,H +you belong in a museum,Noxians... I hate those guys. +What company will never get a cent from you again?,Blockbuster +I was told shitposting is acceptable here,You get a ham full of rum and you diiiiiiiiive in it +Fucking fix the sound problem or stop baiting stupid idiots like me,"Talk to browsers about how they load sound files, not some guy posting a link." +Student radio host is challenged to write a rap about cheese on the spot and absolutely nails it,I love how the placed the focus on the bag in the foreground. +When the enemy team gets to 10 rounds with great TEAMwork,It's not his fault that his team sucks. +Why does airline behave like this,airline... patched font... etc... etc... +Canon Vengeance Kelvin Timeline Intel Dreadnought 142k,How it it canon without Kelvin weapons? +Gundam VERSUS PV,Shut up and take my money! +Sheathing +6 OOO,Damn I have a Sheathing +4 OO I need to get a new charm but cba to sakura +"I mean, if Bethesda and 2k worked with Nintendo on the trailer then they probably knew that their games were being shown, which pretty much just confirms that the games are gonna be on the console anyways. I think the video is more misleading than Nintendo allegedly is, but I guess stuff like this was bound to happen with the launch of a new console.",That was my view on it for sure. +Will you settle for 20 downvotes?,Downvotes appear as upvotes on the other side of the world so... +Could psyonix PLEASE not make the utopia coliseum snowy map temporary? I love the map and it would be a shame to get rid of it,Yeh I'm sure you'll all love it forever just like snow day. +Selling kk kills.,Well played +"'Only these 9 college football teams can beat Alabama this season' | Arkansas, LSU, Clemson, Michigan, Tennessee, UW, A&M, Louisville, Ohio St",Do Alabama fans think Bama has looked unbeatable? +Trump picks Exxon chief Rex Tillerson as next U.S. secretary of state,Can someone send me the Russian national anthem so I can get a head start on learning it? +"I think this is really the answer. He's so utterly clueless about international affairs that it just completely goes over his head. He has no context for any of the info so it becomes meaningless, and instead of trying to build that context he stomps his feet and tells them to go away.","The briefings don't specify if there's a trump property in the country, and they won't let Ivanka in to tell him." +St. Louis Women Are Having More Sex Than Anyone Else,Not much else to do around here is there +#NAME?,ex1 but i tried with just ex and nothing changed. +Late searches for C# aren't productive for other reasons.,"To make things worse, when C# came out, the # sign wasn't even supported by search engines." +One can say if she never threw the drink she wouldn't have been assaulted. The whole situation was because she started being aggressive first,"Yes, I'm sure the poor defenseless dude did and said nothing at all to warrant having a drink thrown on him!" +"Merry Christmas. I have 1 Uncharted: The Nathan Drake Collection. Brand new unopened. I will send it USPS to the best Yo Mamma joke left in the comments. 2 rules: 1: You have to have a USA address, and 2: I'm the only judge of the best joke.",Your momma so fat that her blood type is Prego. +"No the question is, since you want to spend less $ on the military you obviously hate America right? You don't support our troops! Spend more $ on defense contractors like a true patriot! More planes! More ships! Forget the body armor and protective gear though, there's no money in that crap. Spend Spend $pend.",I support our troops by sending them the die in foreign lands! +"Dont feel bad, NF is a tasteless, tactless, classless game.","Dont feel bad, Trapsin is a tasteless, tactless, classless player." +"i'm gonna break your legs, nice and slweruragh","We'll have our pee, or we'll have our foon" +My sister and her horse definitely love each other!,Not the...angle I was expecting. +"Not trying to be an asshole, just genuinely curious. Why do you need a gun if you're a student/lab tech? Also, nice scarf",why have a fire extinguisher in your house if the fire department is just down the road? +Why the fuck they play on 6.23 jesus. Its been over a week since 6.24 launched. What the fuck is wrong with ESL. Have fun watching games with broken as shit LB and CoC,"Every tournament they host is one patch behind, gets pretty tiresome" +Boy you're splitting hairs,Just tried to clear things up since your post indicated didn't understand. +My theory on Emma. My daughter was born in 2003 and we named her Emma after my wife's grandmother. It's a nice uncommon name that isn't neighboring on trying too hard to name your kids something weird. Anyways we were watching the one of the last seasons of Friends where Rachael and Ross were having a baby. When they announced to the others that they were going to name the baby Emma I audibly exclaimed NOOO!. Its OK if people like the name and it becomes popular but I didn't want people to think we named Emma after a damn TV show.,"If they're young enough, just change the name!" +"Ha, I just went and checked it out. Lots of comments that are too stupid to hurt. Someone was against IVF because they thought the standard cost was hundreds of thousands of dollars. Not going to lie, I get some schadenfreude out of the total jackasses* feeling so miserable and oppressed despite being able to live out their choices when and how they want to. *which certainly does not include everyone on that sub","Oh yes, poor you getting to choose how you live your life, that must be so hard!" +but but but he raysis!,He gon send us all back to Africa +How did you test it at 80% pure?,"Nah man his dealer told him, and he is reliable." +"Is he high? Or does he just have ADHD? These diatribes of his have more tangents than a high school trig class, and yet he seems too immature for that.","As a highschool Pre-Calculus teacher, I appreciate this joke." +I won't graduate if I don't take the final. Is it worth it?,I triple-dog dare you +"What if you made the structure a hill with a lake on top, and bottom with a waterfall connecting the two. Make it as big as the mansions.",The hill would always have exactly the same ~~shape~~ everything. +Add Tyreek drop ARob for sure.,Would you add anyone else? +"Account Executive, Mid Market",Keep it on LinkedIn. +i guess you and 12 other people are stupid enough to believe i was being serious,use +"6'2 225lb black guy, I like big butts and I cannot lie.",Since you're tall (though shorter than I) your opinion is valid. +"The older I get, the more I realize that hard work is the real secret to success. When you're young you see NBA stars or hear about CEOs like Steve Jobs and Elon Musk and you think, oh, these guys have so much natural talent. And, they are talented - but that's not what got them where they are. There are a lot of talented people in this world; it's the ones that are willing to put in the extra work that go places.","The harder you work, the luckier you get." +"To be fair we did get the Destiny taken king preorder? exotics, shaders, and dances for free randomly.",Totally makes up for all those strikes and exotics we won't get! +"A gs11 will make more than an E4 & 5. E6 is the tipping point. You have to remember that many, many technicians, or at least in my experience, are SNCOs. An E7 AGR check is much more than a GS11 check. One of the benefits of the technician program though is matching TSP.",okay good cause im only e-4 and ive been reading a lot of bad about ART and ive been worried +TOTY Guesses I know this is a long way out but I was seeing a couple posts about TOTY. Who do you guys think will get a TOTY card this year? I'm hoping for Mike Evans and Stafford.,"Casey Heyward, Marshall Yanda, and Eric Berry for sure" +Wait a minute im dumb,This is why we shouldn't have 18 deckslots. +BASED MODS,"WE WILL SAY 'MERRY CHRISTMAS', AGAIN!" +I feel like the reasoning behind my thought (although not completely correct) is not THAT hard to follow.,"Same here, I should totally post mine ;)" +why should I watch this game?,why should you not watch this game +What's the reason they don't want alcohol and marijuana sold at the same location?,"The government doesn't want you getting the spins, they care about you" +HGC League Start Date? Does anyone have a start date for the HGC League? At the same time is there a full schedule and I just can't find it?,I don't think it was confirmed entirely but it's likely to start at the middle of January. +Brandi Rhodes,Cody you lucky son of a bitch. +"What are your favorite hymes, gospels, or Christmas songs? (Making a playlist)",Grandma Got Ran Over By a Raindeer +I have a lot of anxiety about going to church because people are nosy.,Say you have extreme social anxiety and curl up into fetal possition on the floor every time someone talks to you. +"Whenever democrats take texas while holding California and new York, it will be impossible for republicans to win the electoral college.","Man, it would should be terrible if the GOP were forced to change some of their terrible policies to take reality into account......" +Jill Stein: Hillary Clinton Presidency Can Lead America to Nuclear War with Russia,"Who cares, wi-fi is already doing almost as much damage to our children." +What are the biggest unanswered questions of 2016?,Can it get worse? +"I got a cousin who has a degree in non vilolent activism. It cost him 6 years and dam close to $400,000. I shit you not",Ya but he probably makes a great mocha frappe. +Red Velvet - Fool (V-Live Comeback Countdown),Video got taken down? +lol... until the conservative base realizes that hes half lebanese..,Still white as snow which makes him A OK +Good games need memorable plays other than a walk off field goal.,like unconverted 1st downs in overtime. +We're talking one of the best. Not one of the worst,Guess I should've added a +Steve fucking Bannon sure comes to mind,"Ya but he's just slated to work for Trump now, and during his campaign, he's not like his son." +Can't run for pres if you're not born here b,Yeah and they said you can't be top 5 if you use a ghost writer but look at my boy drizzy +"Yes, EQ insurance is almost as high as homeowners insurance and less likely to be used. The deductibles are high and no one really writes it so you get it from the earthquake authority. If FEMA arrives you wait in line for $10k and a blanket. I can't see being a homeowner in this region and not having earthquake insurance. I really don't know if it's available to renters though. I can't imagine it would be as it mostly covers the structure.",Have additional earthquake coverage with my renter's policy. +"Same here, restarting the computer appears to have solved the issue for me. As ever, turning it off and on again is the solution to all of life's woes.",brb turning my life off and on +Neither want to play each other...,Well thats only because scheduling Texas right now only hurts their OOC SOS ^^^^^ +"Not if you are a Republican. They still say all the time that George W Bush kept us safe, ignoring that 9/11 occurred almost a year into his presidency. That was all Clinton's fault you see.","and the snipers and anthrax attacks and the fact he had about 14 benghazis and that the iraq war killed more americans than 911.. clinton on the other hand, stopped the millenium attack, and gets zero credit for listening to his cia." +AK47 Weapon Kit,Literally unplayable. +Rare drafting is worth it to a certain extent. One thing to take into account. A rare/legendary that you don't have 4 of and you actually want to play is technically worth 4x as much as one you either have 4 of or you just never intend on using it period. A rare you plan on playing is worth as much as a legendary you don't play on playing. (It costs 800 to craft a rare and you get 800 for destroying a legendary). I think the goal when you are still in the collection building phase is to pick as many rares/legendaries as possible while building the best deck as you can to try to at least get 2 wins.,"I hear two wins passed around quite a bit, does that give you the better return?" +Beat him in what? A hair-losing contest?,Trudeau's just not ready to lose his hair +Thats actually a nerf to SD,you can actually say it's a buff if someone is still on game after the crash. +I was just taking the piss.,You forgot your +*Liberal heads explode*,What an uncle Tom +iPad mini trade?,"No trade, just trying to fund the Mercury whenever it comes out ." +ehhhh she will be at a camp It is just like being at some kind of camp as a kid but you can't leave whenever you want. No fence around it and you get visitors basically all week if you want them to come see you. Federal Prison Camps are a joke.,"Oh, noes, humane conditions in American prisons." +he got too lenient of a sentence so he should be murdered. sounds right.,"And of course, this murder will solve all rape sentencing leniency from now on." +"Next, they open up branches all over the country, let people save money there, and then hit them with fees and horrible lines of credit.",So Bank of America then? +"That's pretty insulting to the Big XII, especially the team scheduled last on OU's schedule",They just want to see OU lose to WVU two weeks in a row. +I think the obvious implication of his question was what changed *for doctors* when it was enacted?,"The implication really isn't obvious, as LocalDiskNTFS apparently was intelligent enough to get into med school." +"If our brains were simple enough for us to understand now, they'd be too simple for us to understand then. Therefore we'll never be able to understand our own brain.","Much like we couldn't understand the sunrise then, so now we'll never understand the sunrise." +Anyone who considers themselves a Harry Potter fan knows that.,Fuck people who who aren't fans and who just casually enjoyed reading the books. +What phone do you have?,Nexus 5x +"No, in the same way Carter wasn't Noble Actual - that was Colonel Holland, who served as remote support and intel management. Carter was Noble One.","Ah, okay." +Paying for an AMA - Skeevy or no?,Not friendship. +PRAY FOR ME,chair +Do the people on the planets in the universes created in Space Engine wonder if they're in a simulation?,Freeze all motor functions +"The day before yesterday I was on Russia on the lighthouse near the liberator, when all of a sudden, spit comes out of nowhere, pls fix.",i guess the gods are spitting at you for what you have done +The only way to move a tree,How in the world does this fit into this sub. +"Oh no, don't call them out on shit, they might elect an actual rabid badger next time.",This is why Trump won! +Are you guys 12?,AHH HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP NOW +Didn't he just release a statement that he's 'not a killer'? The schizophrenic statements from this guy is getting tiresome.,drug suspects are not people. +The exclamation point makes it look like your happy he's dead -__-,You should probably just delete this comment man. +wosX - Simpson III,"Don't spam dude, 2 posts per day is enough." +This is such shit,Clearly you were outplayed and just need to git gud +Probably some guild you are in and that's your friend.,Your logic is infallible oh gracious one. +"Guys, let's try this on Venus. If it works well, get two earth's for the price of one!",Seriously what could go wrong trying it on earth first? +"Is there a subreddit for OSRS discussion that doesn't allow memes? I only come to r/2007scape when I'm bored, no idea why there is 0 discussion towards new content, upcoming content, upcoming bis releases, etc",you sound like an absolute peach to be around +Learning at home Hi guys.. im looking on starting BJJ soon. My question is what would be the best way to learn at home? I'd like to give myself an advantage and get out the 'noob' phase quickly not that I want to rush anything. Thanks :)),Best advice is to buy a grappling dummy and watch submission 101 videos +It was also the cavalry class on the motorcycle.,People really under estimate how much of a boss the cavalry class is off a horse. +"Why does meat eating need to be the default for your kid? If anything, shouldn't it be the other way around?","I'd rather start him off not deprived of anything, then if he wants to cut stuff out he can." +Hiking to the top of NOPE.,I fail to see how anything could possibly go wrong. +Hypebeast Bart,please don't bring these back +Shotgun retirement plan is fully operational at least I guess. Yay gun rights...,potters field and hell for you +Why does it matter? Are you saying Condi Rice's endorsement was paid? Maybe she believes he's a good pick because she knows what the job entails and he's proven to her during their time together that he is competent.,You need to edit this with a +furry_irl,OwO what's this? +Pandas are living proof that you can be fat by just eating salad,I have a uromastyx lizard that only eats salad and is morbidly obese +"Autism linked to vitamin D deficiency during pregnancy, researchers find",Obviously because she got her vitamin D vaccination. +Con-air is a SHIT MOVIE!,You're brainwashed to think that +This guy sounds like Mr Garrison from south park,at some points when he speaks I also hear bubbles from trailer park boys as well. +GATE materials in Hyderabad,Go to r/Hyderabad for better responses. +"Puh-leeeze, humans?",I'd pay money to get this on a t-shirt. +The I call time-out during tag when caught in a corner starter pack,"Serves him right, Samurai's the second worst Power Rangers." +That's insanely lucky. I've gotten similar amount of non-chayula splinters but I'm only at 15 chayula. What's your map tier count? I'm at 1124,"I had 15 splinters drop from a single chayula unique Lord, so may be it's just designed to force players into fitghting with chaos breachlord to be able to enter chayulas domain" +Cartoon on Demonetization in TOI Today,"Anti national TOI , go to Pak and start TOP" +Kitty has a unique way of sitting,Pfft I sit like that all the time.. +"So, i have a bm51 with the g10 scales on it right. I loctited all the screws in there. (with a cheaper ccc loctite, but still the blue threadlocker thing). Now i am getting flytanium scales soon, But how will i get the screws out? I usually just hold the screws over a candle and that makes it easy to screw them out, but since it's g10 and not metal or titanium, idk of i can hold it above a candle.. Any ideas?",You can typically break blue loctite with a bit of force +Wil be finished in 2048,That's one helluva long course. +"So how do they avoid this? Like, being hit by sunlight once turns them into stone forever? What do they do during the day then?",In the movie and book they say that Trolls travel and sleep by day through tunnels. +6. One tapping someone who's fully bought up with head armor and an M4 while I run across his screen with a tec-9 Brings a tear to my eye...,"One of the most skillful things you can do in CS:GO, along with jumping and spinning around at the same time whilst also using the mushroom hat CT model, all skill no luck, RNG doesn't exist" +Thank Prohibition. We have them here in North Carolina too. We also can't purchase alcohol on Sunday before noon because reasons. ABC is closed on Sundays as well so it's only beer and wine you can purchase after noon.,Thanks prohibition +"Isn't it weird how in That 70 Show Eric foreman is played by a white guy, but in House he's played by a black guy?","Uh, anoth**e**r gritty PC reboot." +And without thumbs.,I've never seen anyone play a GB like this and I really don't see any tactical advantage over this compared with a normal grip. +"What is your, I know it sounds weird, but just try it thing?",Applesauce in your Mac and cheese +Sure but after clicking accept the picking will start no more than 15 seconds after that. There's really no reason to alt tab in this patch.,Except thats not true if somone take a while to accept it can be up to 45 sec and thats assuming everyone accepts +What are your thoughts on texting and driving?,Don't. +It was a meme. He was being funny.,Thanks for clearing that up +"2/10, bad shitpost, probably gonna get on front page anyways but pretty sure it won't.",i know im just a padawan but one day i can shitpost too +i agree but how about parkour and........stuff,Squatting like slav of course +"Obama was blamed for Hurricane Katrina, let that sink in and then lament that those same idiots elected the next president.",To be fair he was still a black man in 2005. +My wife somehow has 129 Ultra Balls and we go to the same damn Pokestops,Shes cheating bruh. +Mobile data usage by residents of Finland is the highest in the world.,"Not surprising considering there are mostly no data caps, the plans are quite cheap and the wired internet is still not-so-good ADSL in a lot of places..." +"I've heard that neighborhoods with Hells Angels clubhouses in them are like, *the* safest neighborhoods, fwiw.",Yeah PEI has a real problem with bad neighbourhoods. +"The vanguard is painfully bugged atm though with some stupid 'jump' shit that kicks the back end up every 5 or so seconds, sometimes it even flips you right over.",I think they added that to balance out the invincibility shield +"Missouri HS under fire after students wave Trump sign, turn back on predominantly black opposing team","No, Trump supporters aren't racist at all." +What are some great movies?,Schindler's List +"I myself am waiting for the day that a solid proof is going to surface proving it was the president who ordered EJKs. However, as a commoner I feel grateful of what is going on. Tricycle rides are safer (or so it seems). So i am really lost in all this hate.",Siya nga mismo nagsabing pumatay siya dati so idk man. +"Hell, half of the so-called progressives on Reddit seem to think the same thing.","To be fair, as we learned throughout this election, trolls and conservatives are not above masquerading as liberal to concern troll/push a narrative." +"You don't have much of an imagination then. They've changed a bunch of times and there's no reason for them to be done adding things. Just for an example, I would be surprised if they didn't add some fun gadgets at some point and have a separate gadget page to turn them all on and off. Regarding stances, it would be much nicer to inform people before they even enter a room that stances are off than to have say each time someone enters the room say that stances aren't allowed in chat, then when they come in the conditions aren't what they were expecting and they aren't happy about it either if they wanted to use stances. They have to go find another room if that was the case or they ignore you and you have to kick them. Much easier and nicer to have an option to just turn them off.",You gotta understand piano that options are very bad in this game. +"Best 6 man team for lucid? In your OPINION, what would be your ideal/perfect 6 man party to take on lucid, class wise",5 very legit kinesis and 1 kanna +"Applying for the show was really good for my soul. Honestly don't care if you care, but I wanted to share this. I applied for the show last month, and it feels really good. I haven't gotten a call, or an email, but you never know I might still. Doesn't really matter. Back in March I had Orthodontic jaw surgery. Surgeon fixed my mouth breathing, my bite, it really changed a lot about me. The day after surgery I was sitting watching Survivor with my fam in the hospital. I was all hopped up on meds and I barely remember anything of Anna's boot last season. I remember sitting there and thinking I'm going to apply for this show when I recover and get my braces off That thought got me through a lot of shit. I lost 30 pounds due to a liquid diet, and was in a pretty lonely and bored place. I only had 1 class for my last semester of School, and I didn't work for 2 and a half months, so I spent a bunch of time home alone with my dog. In late October I got my braces off, and I knew it was time. Applying for the show was my goal, I took my time to make a video. My first few recording sessions were sooo bad. I ended up learning a lot about myself and making a video like this in the process. I accomplished a goal of mine, and I'm already thinking about what next years version is going to be different to help me stand out. What I really want to say to everyone here. APPLY for the fucking show. Pull out your cell phone and talk to it for 3 minutes about yourself, or going to an open casting call. If not this year (honestly pretty late), next will be fine, or apply to BB, or TAR. DOOO IT.","Your right, I don't care." +Indians are being arrested for not standing up during the national anthem at the cinema.,Sounds like something out of Thailand. +This **has** to be a troll. He goes on about sex rapists.,I wonder what he thinks of prostitution whores +"Now we know he was describing himself... Now? Many of us were saying this from the first day he started running. Seriously, I try to empathize with anyone who argues with me, to see their side of things. I'm very pro-choice, and I truly, truly hate the way that anti-abortion advocates lie and cheat their policies into place (saying it's about women's health, opening fake health centers across the street from abortion clinics, saying abortion causes breast cancer, assaulting and humiliating abortion providers and patients, tricking patients into thinking they'll help them with expenses if they have the child, I could go all day), but I get *why* they do it. They think abortion is the **murder** of children. Ok, I get it. I get why people think Hillary Clinton is corrupt. She probably is. And I voted for her. But one thing I can not wrap my head around, I just can't understand, is how anyone could look at Trump's history and say He's not corrupt. He's going to clean up corruption. It literally boggles my mind. And I have yet to have a Trump supporter actually explain to me their reasoning. Instead, they just talk about how corrupt Clinton is, usually using the equivalent of memes to prove it, and completely brushing aside Trump's two-bit ways.",Liberal tears +How about changing DM to a 2 dimensional defense matrix? Giving you at least someway to shoot around it?,"You can also color it blue, make it breakable, and call her Reinhardt." +Terrible end to a difficult year as an Everton fan. Need to make a statement in January by signing quality players starting with a goalkeeper.,Why a goalkeeper? +All these people like you are complaining about all the things I'm glad my parents did. Shows how not every piece of advice is universal when it comes to kids.,It's almost like we're all unique individuals and one size fits all advice might not really work. +Apparently not if his rejection of Anakin and resulting Force Balancing is anything to go by.,Anakin did turn out to be a decent jedi before he went all murder happy +Do you have mods?,"I have a friend I made mods, but sadly they are often busy when I wanted to stream." +PSA: If you are using NVIDIA graphics drivers and haven't updated after 14th of December do it now. Old drivers have security issues. (explanation in comments),"Thanks OP, I had no idea!" +Windlands also uses traditional/artificial locomotion. Fairly good platformer where you have grappling hooks.,"Yeah, that one is already on my wishlist!" +Can we get their other Justin,"Yeah, I love Justin Upton" +You don't need to be a liberal to see Trump is a disaster.,If only we had Hillary here to save us. +"When the soldiers are walking through the water, it took me right back to the Interstellar ocean planet scene",Those aren't mountains... ...they're waves... *chills* +Miitomo data mining may show images from FE Mobile,It gonna be mobage hell and you will love it +"Australian Monkey: Oi mate, fock you!",Sounds more like an Irish monkey. +Pedestrians always have the right of way!,I hear this applies to bicycles too +About bumping in SRL... Bump me one more time you little fuckers and I swear to God I will place a goddamn trip mine on your sparrow.... That is all.,"You mean, this isn't a PvP game mode?" +Fuck,Look at the brighter side of things and at least no Patrick Stump +"With the recent communication about Shotguns from Bungie, here's my two cents. Make range and impact correlate inversely rather than directly. The only Shotguns worth a damn in PvP at the moment are the Matador 64, Party Crasher, and the old Conspiracy Theory. They all fall among the highest impact Shotguns in the game, as well as the ones with the longest base range. This is a problem, as they are the most likely to one shot kill due to their impact, and can do it at the longest range. This makes Shotguns as a whole seem too powerful, and leaves no place for low or medium impact Shotguns. If any of you play Battlefield 1, Dice is experiencing a similar problem, as the Model 10-A Shotgun has the highest damage and range, which leaves no room for its lower damage and faster firing counterparts. (How many times has the 10-A killed you vs the M97 or 12G Auto?) But how do you fix this specifically in Destiny? You make it so that having higher impact leads to a lower base range. If you want the more consistent one shot kill, you'll need to risk a bit more and get closer. If you want a relatively safe distance from just being punched to death, use the faster firing ones and risk needing a follow up shot or melee. This would also pave the way for the Chaperone to potentially have a role, as it is also currently overshadowed by the M64/PC+1. Now the reason that Dice hasn't done this is that Battlefield is a semi-realistic game, set in the real world, where more powerful weapons *do* tend to have more effective range. Bungie, in their sci-fi/fantasy setting, has the luxury of making tweaks like this. The biggest implications of this would be that in PvP, a low impact Shotgun shot followed by a long range melee (specifically Thunderstrike, and, to a lesser extent, Blink Strike) may be a bit too powerful. Right now, high impact Shotguns aren't the most consistent, and would need a slight damage boost to allow them to *reliably* OHK at said point blank ranges. In PvE, high impact Shotguns are already below low impact ones, and a range nerf wouldn't help, so they could serve to get a damage boost there as well. (As well as smaller boosts for all Shotguns in PvE because they're kinda lackluster IMO) Thoughts?",ya I would much rather get killed by faster firing weapons from farther away. +Didn't expect to see a Canadian living in England on the NFL subreddit.,"American, not Canadian, but yeah!" +Craigslist deal turned out to be a scam...,"Not a scam, the code shows up when u put the floppy in." +Hillary Quinn and Trump the Joker could make for a killer couples costume.,Love that idea +Sounds like you might have smoked salvia,Do you think my saliva was laced with something? +"There are only two threats to the lgbt community, Islam and the lgbt community itself.",There are plenty of non-Muslim bigots. +I just wanted to say Jesse Eisenberg's recent movie American Ultra was really good. I didn't think it would be good and it was.,I too enjoyed this film. +except flame horizon is in lane and this was past that,Yeah it's way more impressive doing it in normals during the 40 minute lane phase. +Qatar 2022: New labor laws 'fail to protect migrant workers',This should be a surprise to no one. +NEW KANYE TWEET--LIBERALS ON SUICIDE WATCH,This is proof the Left only cares about the voices of black Americans when they agree with their narrative +What is les a buffet?,Obviously a meal consisting of several dishes from which guests serve themselves...obviously... +"Lol, or she's just chill af and knows she has a great rack? One of my talking points in my bio is that I'm left handed, and I'm awesome. It's a goddamned Tinder bio, FFS. Less than 500 characters to capture who you are is ridiculous. PS, we can be male feminists without being white knights. But that's a funny insult, You're a good guy! Boo, hiss!",Everybody know's the bio is weak if you don't use at least 450 characters +The 5 does.,The 5.... Whats that? +ask yourself was that comment really necessary,are those quotations around the whole comment necessary? +Legendary icon is now shaped like a legendary (From Clash With Ash's 3rd sneak peek video),Huge deal by the way +Would this be the pot calling the kettle black?,Uh.. that's A frican American +"Looking for new friends As I recently started my university journey I have had little time to play lots of games, my friends have gotten to Dia+ and I've just hovered on low Plat. Now I need new friends to play with mostly in weekends and holidays since Uni stuff hits me hard in weekdays. I mainly use Discord for comms and I never flame or talk shit to people and If you do just spare your time :) I have smurf in EuNE too so leave your IGN with server in the comments and I will add you :) Peace!",EUW: Areasy +"The Thor movies need more of this type of shit, embracing the otherworldy mythological aspects of it.",B-but space and quantum physics are magical +He's not shooting because he sees two towering Angels standing behind them. Also the bibles are bulletproof.,Bahahaha +"I don't believe there's a third generation of the white ambience bulbs yet (or even a second gen.). The big change with 3.0 was greens, right? This is only varying color temps of white.",Thanks! +Why question is why did those black dudes agree to do that stupid shit,It's easy to find scumbags who will sell out for a little money. +"Some more specific traits that come to mind: A nervous tick of some kind (Because hanging around in a forest where you aren't the top of the food chain sounds nerve racking) Probably considers things either dangerous or not dangerous with no degrees of severity. (When everything wants you dead and is capable of doing so, turns out that how dead it can make you probably doesn't matter that much) Probably fairly morally gray, true neutral except when it comes to corpses. Corpses are sacred as fuck.",Oh man that's damn good. +You're the mercy that purposefully lets everyone die so you can get that 5 hngggman rez.,If you're not losing but still getting the POTG then you're playing Mercy wrong. +"Wow, this isn't common knowledge anymore? Dann, I'm old. ;)","Yes, but who's Dann?" +"I have to turn off the satellites because reality has a liberal bias! - Trump, probably",Satellites are tools of liberals to prove a false narrative that climate change is real. +oh look you're making shit up,Oh look Here's that one person in every thread that can't spot sarcasm without +What is slowly dying off and people just don't realize it?,Normal people. +"Hehe, I should edit it and say pre-trimmed, I'm super OCD with my nugs, trust. And did you just assume my gender?!","Girl, then you need to clean those fingernails, phew." +More suicide threats incoming if Broner takes this fight. His ego can't take that he's a class B boxer.,ahahah suicide good one pal you got em there +Then leave.,"If there is one thing that is expressly anti-American, it's dissent!" +"People who post incessantly on facebook about being an introvert. Because posting about 'me, me, me' all the time is exactly what a real introvert would do.",don't talk to me +Islamophobia Hoax: NY Muslim Yasmin Seweid Arrested For Filing False Report #GellerRightAgain,Surely her arrest will get as much coverage as the hoax +lol acting like that probably isn't the most relatable song on the album to a lot of listeners. J. Cole's new album is actually pretty dope af.,You gotta be intelligent to like his music +":thinking: her E is basically an ult on a 12 second cooldown she has better healing at a better range than mercy she functionally has 300 hp due to her E, *plus* a get-out-of-jail-free card with her shift she can shut down basically any ult in the game with a well-placed sleep dart, or, in zenyatta's case, a well-placed grenade *she has better healing than the hero who can only heal and nothing else while still being able to do damage* what about her isn't overpowered, exactly? her ult went from A++ tier to A tier, i guess, but like... ? :thinking:","Iunno man, she's labeled support so she's totally balanced" +Is Joe Arpaio about to blow the lid off of Obama's birth certificate?,Finally the truth will come out. +Stealing the Light Theme! A Paladin card rollout everyday until I run out of ideas! #1. Blood Knight Champion!,So it's a magmatron with card draw instead of playing cards? +"I'm not a Trump supporter, but a lot of companies (apple especially) in the Silicon Valley are abusing the fuck out of H-1B visas... One of very very few rational/true things I've heard Trump apparently agrees with.",That just makes them smart. +It's a meme,Naw really? +"Having lived next to the train tracks for the last 4 months I barley notice the noise. Fuck that traffic though, it's unavoidable at all times of day",Yea the traffic is truly awful for sure +What all too common trait do you find extremely unattractive in the opposite (or same) sex?,Smoking No ambition +"If you were voted out for being new, but didn't have a headset to communicate. Don't complain.",Loving the new wave of acceptable bullying that's spreading around the planet. +I would expect them to stop working and get their truck out of there. It wasn't safe.,I am absolutely positive that's what Comcast would have wanted them to do too. +"you know, I'm an asshole myself but this is just mean",Then you're not an asshole. +"This bill severly limits incoming Cooper's appointments on Cabinet/boards, requires appointments to be cleared by the gerrymandered state Senate. Specifically, the bill strips Democrats of the majority they were set to gain on the state election board and on all county election boards. And alas, the GOP hasn't ruled out expanding size of state Supreme Court to keep majority.",Next up I hear they will enact legislation that members of the GOP can legally cast two votes in elections while registered Democrats will get to keep their single vote. +"This entire post is what's wrong with the party. I stopped at turn America back to god Apparently their God doesn't support minorities, or others religious beliefs. And at that point, I truly don't care wtf else she or anyone like that has to say.",I think we both know God prefers caucasian believers. +Don't overtake before a corner,"god sake, cammer shouldnt be driving so slow" +Pink Starbursts pipe,Hahahah [7] +NV4 Chaos is amazing and better than the Gemini!,I hate people that play like that but then again its easier to shoot them down :D +Gadgets will stay in ranked. ^^(unfortunately),Why does this even have downvotes? +"PSA: Last.FM is a great site with way more statistics, and you can even link your Spotify to track your music. I've been using it for a week and I already have a better list than the shit Spotify gave me. Once you have an account, go into your Spotify settings and log in. You can always see your top artists, songs, and albums, but once a year they do a massive statistic drop for you.",been using it since 2008. i swear by it. +"Gw waktu pilih Jokowi, berharap kalau Pak Jokowi bisa menindak kerasa ormas-ormas dan lembaga-lembaga yang bertindak intoleran seperti ini. Tapi, apa yang terjadi malah sebaliknya. Sejauh ini yang saya lihat dari Jokowi cuma retorika-retorika kosong, tentang bahaya terorisme dan anti-intoleranisme. Kalau waktu jaman presiden sebelumnya, semua-semua masih malu-malu kucing, sekarang mereka-mereka yang merasa 'agung nan luhung' itu semakin menjadi-jadi, baik melalui provokasi di dunia maya ataupun di dunia nyata. Presiden harus beri contoh konkrit dan nyata, jangan cuma mengeluarkan pernyataan 'prihatin' yang diberi kemasan baru saja.",Takut nanti dia dibilang 'penista' agama karena membubarkan 'ormas pembela agama' +"Masterpiece speculation thread My friend and I were talking about possible masterpieces recently and it rally got my brain turning with possibilities. I'd like to hear what your thoughts are on them. If I get enough responses I'll tally up the results once I get some free time and post them here. My first picks are for ; Wurmcoil, engineered explosives, vadalken shackles/orrey, planar portal, 2 other swords.",Black Lotus +Can people still use personal radar in S&D GB's?,yes and no +"That's pretty good! I run my 470 Nitro+ at 1020 mV and its stock clock of 1260 Mhz, but I should try a overclock as well. 1075/1370 really is amazing.","yeah the only issues I've ran into is with GTA V, but that game always had problems for me on my 760 as well, so I just have a standard clock profile for it other than that, doom has no issues at 4K/high with this clock" +"Here are a few things from someone that was actually bullied. Computers have an off button. You can walk away. Being bullied will prepare you for the real world a heck of a lot better than having a 'perfect life' early on. Life is difficult, anyone that tells you otherwise is lying. People's opinions are just that. You can't please everyone all the time. And one more. Remember a good thing that happened in your life, and realize that had you been dead you would not have had that too. Now imagine all the great things you could be missing out in the future. Now go create your own future. We lie to our kids about the real world and wonder why they could not handle it.",Looks like you've solved the problem once and for all. +Doesn't Dak has 3k+ yards and 25 TDs?,He's crap now tho +"Again, the results speak louder than what he's doing in the locker room, team meetings, etc... He's NOT working.","Yanno, you're totally right, if EJ had the C we would be in the playoffs" +are they just normal lightening wheels? or,yeah normal +"Any kind of paladin/crusader/angel type of mod? Basically a mod that gives you offensive holy spells, probably some good looking armor and preferably something like wings.",Phenderix Magic World adds a divine archetype. +"as an autistic person, its one of the most depressing things in the fucking world. Even the idea that, if it were somehow true, you'd rather your child be dead than autistic is EXTREMELY insulting.",These people don't think it through that much +U.S. Officials: Putin Personally Involved in U.S. Election Hack,I bet he also shot down the Hindenburg! +"I was in the middle of upvoting this when I saw you had to end it by making it sound like only one side ganks the other. WoW players are WoW players. I play both sides, and I constantly try and destroy the myth that team red and team blue on ANY MMO are different from each other. People are people, whether it's WoW, SWTOR, Rift, or any other faction game. One side is not made up of all the children while the other is the adults who just want to help each other. You can't promote teamwork when it's your faction helping you, but then in the same breath, shit on teamwork when its people working together to take down a common foe. Even if that foe is you.","What you said may be true, and I don't personally engage in world PVP, but it would never upset me if alliance are getting ganked, because they're all dicks." +OK IK I MESSED UP I MEANT SAW,i'd say that was pretty unfortunate but congrat *huehuehue* +What're your first two?,My guess would be SotC and ICO +Options are limited here...or I would so fast you'd smell burning rubber.,Use Satellite internet then +:( I just built my first PC. I can't aim for shit yet.,It simple you click on other people head often right clicking at the same time. +"Is SRL a viable way of leveling up my lvl 8 character Does anyone know how much xp you get per race and if 1st, 2nd, 3rd and so on effect the xp gain.",Well ya know 4000 XP a match isn't that much so... No. +"That's a gender, not a species.",trig +I'd like to know more about lighting gear and how to use them ! Cameras and Lens are irrelevant after you've chosen your system anyway.,You dont need to learn your gear just always upgrade to the newest & best and you'll be a good photographer. +I know that. It is L7 17%chance cover shot and L2 50% chance legendary. But it has never happened for me. Not twice but one shot. I have been observing for a long time. 17% chance followed by 50% is never a low probability,How often do you have the 1st cover shot triggered? +New Weekly Challenge announced: Royalty of Rock!,Can't wait to play King George +Fun things to do in Koramangala? A friend is visiting from out of town and he is staying in Koramangala. He insisted I plan something to take him out tomorrow and I'm not very familiar with Koramangala(Staying in Rajajinagar). Anything fun that someone could recommend? Not the usual places and such but something fun and different?,Learn Hindi ? +*Ushankas,*Kangols +"My brother has MS and started getting seizures this summer. Had his first one while driving and drove my mom's car into a ditch, totalling it. He was put on seizure meds and hated it, he felt like he was constantly out of body and was barely a human. I told my family about cbd oil and they really took to the idea. My brother started ordering charlotte's web online and hasn't had a single seizure since. He also seems more normal than he's ever been mentally and socially. Fuck the DEA. To put my brother's medicine with absolutely no ill or psychoactive side effects on the same level as heroin makes absolutely zero sense.",Yeah but if they can keep the prisons full then they're doing their jobs. +"Tbh, I doubt anything could redeem this arc at this point.",Well I had to try to set it up for redemption :P +Do Americans think Donald Trump will be a good president?,fuck this country.. at least the libruls lost.. eh comrad? +"With Obamacare repealed, 1 in 4 adults could be uninsurable due to a pre-existing condition","as long as the 'libruls lost, I don't mind" +"Indian Satellites save 10,000 lives in recent Cyclone Vardah",They should focus ONLY on poor people rather than sending Satellites to space +KANYE ACCUSED OF NOT CARING ABOUT BLACKS BECAUSE OF MEETING WITH PRESIDENT TO DISCUSS WAYS TO HELP BLACKS,UNCLE TOMYE +"Promise: if Hillary is indicted and jailed, I will let this sub design a special highly tasteful Pepe that I will get tattooed on my left arm.",You might as well tatoo a swastika on your arm since Pepe is a white nationalist symbol. +is this after the update ?,Nah it's before the update +...and was MOTM 4 out of those 5 games.,But... But... He was shit against City +"I know you hate favoring RML over MSU, but you gotta love that Skill Booster L!","At stage 400, tho D:" +Moisturize?,I'm assuming that means fap... +"HEN1 is still locked out of his steam account, with the major qualifiers coming up.",He shouldn't even be trying to get his steam account back... Doesn't he know that only pussies try to win no matter what? +Welcome to the Monk Class Hall.,"Zone so big, almost feels like some race should start there and spend more than 10 levels with a fully fleshed story about the turtle and the people living in there, weird how only now players like OP find this right?" +The Story About a Boy Dying in Santa's Arms is Totally Fake,Welp...only two options to make this right...someone gotta kill Santa or someone gotta kill a 5-y-o boy and put him in Santa's lap to frame him for murder. +"1. Meh, his twitter use doesn't bother me and it doesn't hurt anyone really. 2. There's not going to be another nuclear war. The people in power would lose their power. 3. He'll do this, 100% chance. 4. We'll have to wait and see on this one.",You must be insane if you believe his actions on Twitter haven't already lost him the respect of foreign leaders (if he had their respect to even begin with). +"Church, scouts, gymnastics, beauty pageants, acting, any other institutionalized child fucking groups I'm missing?",You're forgetting (((le pizza-eating Clinton pedo cuckspiracy))) +friberg and pyth both have food poisoning,good thing there's reasonable replacement rules +"Did anyone else notice the Crew cup reward today went from 50 silver keys to 30? Normally the first crew cup of the season has a token reward, 50 keys, and another token reward. However, it seems they nerfed it to 30. That's annoying because it means I have to grind 2 rounds of live races to make up a pull. Unless I'm wrong, then I'm just an idiot.",Natural Motion making the game better and better with each update. +who was hoping it would drop by now?,I would rather wait a few more day +Mental health is a far more serious issue than we openly recognize. We should be more open in talking about it when over 100 million people are affected by it in some way.,"Yeah, but if you're rich, you can fuck off with your mental problems." +"Students at UC Berkeley will soon be able to enroll in a course examining public restrooms and the politics of needing to go. The course, is being offered by the department of theater, dance, and performance studies. It'll force students to confront the public restroom as a charged social site.",This is so progressive! +"Yeah, Trumps win could not possibly have been the result of the Democratic party screwing over a potential candidate who was sensible and smart to put a cartoonishly corrupt harpy in place as their candidate. And it definately didn't have to do with the democrats calling everyone who disagrees a racist, mysoginist asshole for questioning them.",You sound like a racist. +But can you really blame her for being a were-dragon?,a were-dragon like she used to be a dragon but now she weren't +Where is it located?,Germany IIRC +"even if it just pumps a thraben inspector when you play this on T2 seems pretty good. even just T5 this + pw seems nice if you have at least 1 creature out definitely throwing my bant midrange back together for this card, theres so much synergy in that deck already and this looks like it will slot right in where dromokas command used to fit.",Hey they should reprint Dromoka's Command to answer this thing! +Hillary Clinton's lead over Donald Trump in the popular vote rises to 2.8 million,"ITT: The Cult of the Donald has a couple of incredibly level headed, reasonable, and completely logical opinions." +So what scripts are u running for recoil. I know my AK has way more recoil then you have,Harrison is known cheater from rusteros +"That one's conflicting for me. I just accepted numbing myself and embraced my inner psychopath because I assumed I would trigger a fail state without shooting. I'd say it's arguably a secret or Easter egg that you can complete that mission without contributing to the mass murder, 95% of players probably wouldn't have known if there hadn't been articles and forum posts stating that pacifism was an option.","Look, when you're undercover you have to make hard choices or else you'll blow your cover and millions will die." +"nixon came up with the madman theory. but he had kissinger to do the actual diplomacy. love him or hate him, kissinger did he job pretty damn well.","Upvoting for good point about Nixon originating this madman crap, though I'm not a fan of Kissinger." +Hopefully now they'll set the bar lower on the next mission...,Next mission: Catch 100 billion Pokemon! +"Why isn't the winter map in ranked matches, but Elementalist Lux is?",Why the hell does some champion like zed have energy but some champions like lux have mana? +"Exactly! Class clowns don't need to be deemed criminals. It's just like push to decriminalize drugs, making them more of a health related issue. Keeping people out of the CJ system for petty crimes will keep them from incurring the negative consequences those w criminal records encounter.",I was making fun of you not agreeing I didn't think I needed a +"B.C. offers interest-free loans up to $37,500 to first-time homebuyers",Nothing helps control the incredibly fast rising housing market like giving more money to people to buy homes with. +"Best sports cars of 2016? What do you think are the best sports cars from this year? Price doesn't matter, this is based on performance.",I've seen in some ads that the new Corolla is sporty. +368 US Gymnasts As Young as 6 years old Report Sexual Abuse,"I don't know what I expected, bit I'm still disappointed in humanity." +Sherpa Denim Jacket for under $80 for woman Just trying to get my sister a Christmas present and i need some help,Levis or Tommy Hilfiger +"These guys are awesome at accumulating resources so they can then acquire even more resources.. Government is about distributing those resources to maintain health, happiness, safety. It used to be that America stood for this more than anything, and we even used to think we might be able to provide that to the world.",Welcome to the Tea Party! +"Lol who told you that? If someone took the time out to get legend this early in the season, you can bet they're hoping for a high finish.","Except you don't need to grind all month for a high finish, only the last few days of the season." +"With Diff blade no longer self purging, that's what, Euls now?",Manta +"The first step is to drop identity politics, neo-segregationist regressive liberalism, and divisive race baiting via pushing the narrative that everything wrong with the world is whitey's fault. Otherwise the left will continue to drive centrist middle-Americans to the GOP. That and single-issue voters mean that the new-right isn't going the way of the dodo anytime soon. Finding a way to be truly inclusive is the answer. Pandering to people who live to find new ways to be offended isn't.","But if I can't find a new way to be offended, I will have nothing to make me feel better than you." +"Is everyone ready for an obscure NBA tweet? OK. I am enjoying this little James Johnson, Point Center thing happening in Miami.","No but, spo is overrated?" +Shitlord IMDb gets it.,"ha, transphobia, hilarious" +"Toilet paper is not tax exempt, either. Everyone needs that.",In all fairness have you just tried showering afterwords? +"Okay, sorry.",You should be ashamed! +"300k MT, higher chance of losing Mt or gaining Mt by spending it all on packs? Selling everything from the packs...........","open one pack every month, and you'll make sh*t loads of MT." +-26c coldstart. Gotta love volvos.,"Of course it starts, -26C is like summer in Swedin" +No one ever addresses the lack of rising wages when talking about labor markets and unemployment rates.,"Silly, everyone knows the economy is purely GDP and the Dow Jones." +Hillary Clinton's lead over Donald Trump in the popular vote rises to 2.8 million,Must be all those illegal immigrant ballots that finally came in the mail. +Need a light?,*NO * +"Awww frick boys, I spilt my coffee",You're not a true Canadian because that cup isn't a Tim Hortons cup. +If you remove the illegal votes from non residents he won the popular vote.,Wouldn't the Russian Hackers have counter balanced that though. +Doesn't the cammer know this is Colorado?,I understood that reference +Blackheart may be the son of the devil but even he is no match for Brian Michael Bendis.,"Clearly not with Brian's excellent writing, pacing, character trait representation, repecting their preevious history to mainttain continuity and general badassery" +So you trust former kgb more than current cia. Neat.,Trusting the CIA.. lol.. It literally exists for the purpose of altering worldview. +"lvl 86, still at 0 chayula splinter, didn't even see a breach of Chayula. Does it even exist? I'm at like 198 Xoph, 169 Esh, 97 Tul, 64 Ul-Netol and 0 chayula...",stop farming lake and do maps instead +This is why I warn people to stop sharing the Jeb electoral map meme!!,It's time to #MakeAmericaGuacBowlsAgain! +Pilot 'congratulates' passengers for drinking all alcohol on plane,good for the pilot because that means less alcohol to weigh down the plane during landing +Rolling Balls,now it needs a conveyor belt system to feed the balls back up to the top in such a way that it is self sustaining by the energy of the rolling balls +"if you really want to blow their minds, tell them that Indian people are also technically Asian.",Would you consider Russians Asians also then? +"Well I've been told. By a fat gay nazi, no less. Time to reexamine my life, it seems.",Right because fat gay Nazis are a real thing that actually exists. +my guinea pigs would disagree,So would my tortoise but that DOESNT MAKE IT OK! +"Americans seem to always mistake South Asians for Arabs/Middle Easterners for some reason, can anyone explain this?",dey brown so dey muzlem +Well that was a fun 4 hours,You know it's a lot easier to replace your bulbs if you just pop the hood... +I think everyone could assume its well implied. No need to clarify. I would wager you have little to none for most things in life in general but thats your issue doesn't hurt me any.,"if it makes you feel better, sure" +"Sorry, but protest is about disruption. Maybe use HotelTonight or Priceline ExpressDeals to get a cheap room near the airport before your flight?","If there's a day when lodging in greater DC is going to be cheap and plentiful, it's definitely Inauguration Day." +Scientists reverse ageing in mammals and predict human trials within 10 years,"Yay, more ways for the richest to benefit and the poor to become obsolete." +Do you recommend clean flashing or dirty flashing over 7.1.1?,I did a dirty flash and so far everything is working A1. +that's Ryan Williams pro scooter/bmx rider,Pro scooter rider? +Sion and Pantheon Synergy xD,Wait till you see my Jarvan and Sion synergy video +Trump and anyone he decides nuking.,Well you convinced me +It's supposed to say off center,Dammit.... +"I think it's hypocritical that the same people who said it would be impossible to rig an election are the same people telling us that Russia is hacking our government. And I'm also 98% sure that there was no Russian hacking at all. Who knows maybe there is, but I seriously doubt it.",Look at this crazy conspiracy theorist. +Participation Trophies for a Successful Raid,This is why Espionage is so useful. +"I imagine it's also because when you can bench 4 plates, you don't feel the need to prove much to anyone","And you know in the grand scheme of things, 4 plates isn't that special." +2nd this. 5/7 last days I've gotten nitain.,Works as intended. +be honest please and thanks :),"fix ya hair, 6/10" +"Punisher hears that an old hit man he thought retired is back. Everybody is saying he's back, he fucks up a nightclub, then Frank starts tailing him and he actually overhears him with a parabolic mic tell a friend, yeah, I'm starting to think I'm fucking back. Just as well, he's got some old crimes to answer for anyways. Punisher hits him at home after having dug up some info on the guy and a couple more seriously brutal assaults, as well as a big price on this guy's head calling down some serious heat. The guy ultimately kills his old boss (after killing his dirtbag son) which Frank has no complaints about but still - he's a brutal murderer. Frank scopes out the guy's house, won't work to just spray it with automatic fire from a minigun in the back of a van or something. He'll need to go in, locate the guy, and take him out. Turns out, fucker likes dogs. Go figure, he practically burned down Manhattan due to a puppy as well, and now he's got this little bulldog thing. It gets all yappy as he's coming in and he has to shoot it, but it wakes the guy. Wick sees the puppy and Frank only escapes with his life by blowing up the fucking gas main going to the stove and crawling away in the chaos of the aftermath. Punisher makes it to one of his apartments in NYC, where his three weird neighbors patch him up. Wick starts asking around about a guy with a big skull on his shirt and an unholy amount of automatic weapons fire that seems to surround him like a fucking aura. Turns out this guy showed up after he retired. Most people he ask just look around kinda terrified then leave, as if he's just mentioned the Boogeyman by name. Luckily, Wick is the guy you send to kill the Boogeyman. Somebody talks, says he's called The Punisher and Wick starts searching newspaper microfiche at the library. Puts together an operating radius, gets a few candidates for where the guy is living and starts staking them out. Clearly The Punisher is on his scent after all, now that he's officially back, and besides - the fucker killed his dog. We all know what happens to you if you kill John Wick's dog. Oh, and his car was destroyed in the explosion. Except this guy's a little tougher than that piece of shit two bit punk mob princeling he hunted the last time. He's not surrounded by an army, but he's faced them before and not just lived but fucking won. One of those armies was even the Viet Goddamned Cong (or maybe Al Qaeda or the Republican Guard, depending on what marvel timeline this is). So eventually Wick goes in. He keeps seeing pizza going in and out of the place so one time he stops the guy, buys the pizza with a 100% tip and brings it in himself. Pizza he calls as he knocks on the door at the end of the hall. The door doesn't even crack open, he just hears a voice from inside: Didn't order pizza. Try 103. Wick looks behind him as the door for 103 opens and an unbelievably fat man pokes his head out. Oh hey, wrong apartment. You must be new. Yeah. You know that guy at the end? Oh, John? Nah. Doesn't talk much. Dave and Jane don't know much either, I've asked. Here, keep the change he hands Wick a moist $20. Wick grabs it cautiously and smoothly folds the bag over his hand, concealing the massive pistol. As Mr. Bumpo puts the pizza on the counter, John sees the bottom of a fire escape ladder through his window and a new plan forms in his head. Wick makes his way up the escape, nearly to the top of the roof and just as he's about to climb over, all he sees are stars and he feels a sharp pain in his head and the small of his back. As his vision clears he looks up and realizes two things - he's precariously perched on the railing of the topmost balcony of the fire escape, and he's just been kicked in the head by a fully armed and armored Punisher, who's standing above him pointing a sawed-off shotgun at his head. No quips. Nothing. John reacts like a cat, shifting his weight so he goes backwards and head first off the fire escape. He hears the shotgun fire just as soon as he goes over but luckily it just misses him. He catches the railing two stories down and flips back rightside-up, slamming his face and torso into the third floor balcony. He ducks onto the second floor balcony below him as he hears the shotgun go off again, definitely in his direction. He pulls out his pistol and fires upwards, but doesn't have a clean shot. Punisher dodges out of the way as he descends from the fifth floor to the fourth. Wick kicks free the stow latch for the ladder and descends with it into the alley. He looks up and aims but hesitates as he sees the Punisher in mid-air with his long trenchcoat splayed out behind him like a cape and coming right at him - the crazy fucker jumped from the fourth floor into an alley just to land on him. John fires as fast as he can, most of which catch Punisher right in the vest but momentum is momentum and John catches six feet, four inches, and nearly two hundred and seventy pounds of pissed off veteran, body armor, combat boots, and heavy weaponry right in the fucking chest. The Punisher lands and rolls, which in combination with landing on Wick saves his legs from breaking. It also saves Wick from being killed, along with the vest Wick was wearing as well absorbing at least a little bit of the impact. Obviously, it's not the kind of impact that a bulletproof vest was designed for. He also got shot though. At least one bullet penetrated the vest. Those are big fucking guns that this Baba Yaga fellow carries. Frank Castle may have well and truly met his match here. Castle crawls his way to his feet, then stumbles and falls. Apparently he took one in the leg too. Shit. He checks Wick - unconscious, but he can see his breath in the cold late-fall air. Still alive, damnit. He raises his shotgun to finish the job, but hesitates - the man is defenseless. He decides, raises his gun, and then - there's a voice behind him. I don't think you want to be doing that. Just a hint of sass. Castle turns around and sees a tall black man with an eyepatch and a coat that tells him they both shop in the same places. Oh yeah? Why not? I think we both know, he's one of the good ones. He's a killer. And you're not? You here to save him? I'm here to recruit him. Frank chuckled. Whatever the hell this guy wanted Wick for, he couldn't have him. Wick would be too dangerous anywhere, under anybody's control. He turned around and raised his gun...and suddenly he was on his back in the alley with no gun in his hand. A woman was standing at his feet, with red hair and a black one-piece with a logo on the left chest. She smiled at him. Also, his head felt like it had been kicked pretty hard. Funny, most people couldn't sneak up on him like that. Or disarm him like that. He's not the only one I'm here to recruit, though, Mr. Castle. Or should I call you The Punisher? The black man continued. See, I lead a team and they're pretty motherfucking incredible. Remember that unpleasantness here a few years back with the alien invasion? Yeah, those were my guys that stopped that. And we need more people like that. The redhead helped Frank back to his feet. He noted his shotgun by the wall but didn't go for it. The fucking redhead would probably decapitate him if he did. I ain't got no suit like Stark does. No serum either, and besides - I don't see me and your soldier boy playing nice together. Hell, I hear he and Stark barely play nice together. Yeah, I gotta send those two through a damned rope course or something together. But I'm not gonna put you, or him- the black man nodded at Wick, still unconscious, -on the same team as those guys. I need something a little more covert than a huge green guy and a living god. Seems to me, you two might be some of the best out there. Castle stared at the redhead. I think there might be better. The black man chuckled, then responded, She's on Team Red. Or maybe Team Blue. Hell, I'm not sure even she knows. But you and Wick, you'll be on Team Black. Your own team. And I do mean YOUR team, I want you to lead it. You think Wick would follow me? I don't feel like waking up with a knife in my back, and I'm not much of a team player. Castle turned to walk away. I've heard that before, Castle, and if you're not in then I'm gonna let you just walk away and I'll never bother you again, but consider this: I am taking Wick, whether you like it or not. Castle laughed as he stepped over Wick. You can have him, just put him in a fucking cell. One other thing, the black man called after Castle, your daughter loved that you were a soldier, out there doing good in the world, defending the land of the free and the home of the brave. I'm offering you the opportunity to do something to make her proud again. Castle turned and raised his gun, furious. DON'T EVER MENTION MY- The alleyway was empty. The black man, the redhead, and Wick were all gone. Castle stood there for a moment, then put the gun back in his holster. As he put his hands in his pockets, he felt something new there and pulled it out - a business card with only a phone number on one side and a name on the other: Nick Fury. TL;DR: Castle wins, but barely, and because he's crazy. Isn't that how Castle always wins though?","I remember a scan of him tanking a shotgun blast to his damned ribcage and just not giving a shit about it...So yeah, he is a bit crazy." +not enough sorry,2k + cc1? +And Xestia dungeon for some reason,this is the best news/info thanks! +Full audio from Khabib Nurmagomedov: 'I Never Fight in UFC Again' If No Title Shot After UFC 205,"Khabib is really good and all that, but the division is getting on just fine without him, considering his fights are like a flash in the pan before he disappears for huge periods of time." +SKT T1 Peanut with the clean Lee Sin plays Kr SoloQ,SKT can only win wolds by buying good koreans +"Since everybody here is just speculating without actually knowing the couple, I am going to propose my own theory. This dude has been hiding his white GF from his conservative middle-eastern/Indian/Pakistani parents. He's worried someone in the family is going to see him with her.",But that's intolerant and you should respect his family's beautiful culture +"A House Republicans wish list includes trashing nutrition, Uber drivers, Tesla, and climate policies","They're not even pretending to work on governmental policy any more, it's just a circus of insane worldview morality and knee-jerk intransigence" +This is why people mock NF. Y'all are tripping.,Bro you simply haven't opened your third eye +Reigns Reverie #268: Last Page of Parchment,Reads left to right #notanime +let this meme die in 2017,"LOL, deal!" +New player here with a question for some more experienced players So now that I've played through all of the main stories is it worth it to keep creating new accounts using the free packs to get the legendaries for my preferred playstyle?,yes +"Yeah. But I have group convos in messenger, text, and WhatsApp. Fragmentation!!",Allo to the rescue? +"I died a few minutes after I was born. I don't know how many people this happens to, but I doubt it's common. Don't worry though, I'm alive now.","Oh thank God, I was worried for a second there" +"I got Gall. Your flair is Gall: 1, Apple: 0.","I'll go Sage, your flair will be I'm not surprised motherheckers" +his password was p@ssword,Hey he's smarter than that it was P@ssw0rd you Russian bot REEEE! +"Watch out, the teenage baby sitters are next.","I think they've unionized and have the Teamsters backing them, like Uber drivers." +"Ahem! You've forgotten *Crime and Punishment*, *War and Peace*, and *A Day in the Life of Ivan Desinovich*.","He said favorite things about russia, not our least favorite." +"Meh, I have no use for more than 16gb on board storage. I use mine for web browsing, writing blog posts and writing in Evernote... these are what I bought a Chromebook for. I don't need Boom Cannon Lasertron Beach or Angry Flappy Flamingo Birds or Netflix or 27gb of offline maps.",Core i7 + 32GB RAM + 1TB Storage or bust! +"looks sweet, i wonder if the specs will be at least decent. tired of all the 4gb ram 32gb storage standard options with chromebooks",Yeah where all the 16GB RAM 1TB storage Chromebooks at? +"Sympathy for a worthless, lazy dumbass thief.","Wow, so racist." +"Honey cruller donut with a small coffee. It's premise was a neighbourhood coffeeshop, now it's a franchise with low quality food.",Honey crullers are fluffy clouds of sugar and happiness. +Wow. How can anyone be like that?,Money can buy a whole lot of stupid out of smart people. +"Sorry, which of those have a CEO running a candidate's campaign?",Sorry misread your comment originally +"And half the time racist, too.","No, they're part of an oppressed minority group so it's impossible for them to be racist." +Nudist 1: Where were you keeping that lighter!?!? Nudist 2:Where were YOU hiding that bong?????,because nudists are the equivalent of wild animals and own nothing in which to store their possessions. +"The graph in the background of the cover, could also be made a lot more logical - because it looks like to me that the smart one has the lowest IQ",obviously the book wasn't meant for you +"Everything is in order now, m'lord",Don't let it happen again +Knife Light Watches isn't over yet is it?,What's that knot? +"lol look at that size difference, takedown defence not gonna stop a bigger guy from picking you up like that",So don't fight someone bigger than you then +"Answer me this: There are many people from around the world that come to this subreddit, a huge number of Europeans. **Why is Europe NEVER mentioned for also supporting Saudi Arabia, including weapons - ever?**",Because European support for Saudi Arabia is implied by American support. +Ellison? No way... we're a LONG ways away from a Muslim president.,Riiiiight because a Liberal campaign run the correct way couldn't possibly win. +Emancipation the right way!,The Russian army forces women to wear miniskirts as sex objects. +Gonna go sell 100 of each ore into each world Kappa,do 1 of each for 100 weeks straight +Anyone else worried about charging while propped up?,Well shit now I totally don't want one. +"To those leaving the goal open to get boost, a PSA.",Should be on the front page of the game +Do you recall the winning-est one of them all?,I wrote and assembled this just now (pats centipedian self on back). +"Noobman (the WH expert CSM) didn't add to the Review, so that's to be expected :P",but waaaaaaaaaaaaah why won't all of the CSM cater to my particular niche playstyle :( :( :( :( +"I kid you not, there was a crack in the wall of the local art gallery, and a couple kids put an empty frame over it as a joke. It almost got a prize.","Dude, it's a fantastic way of communicating our error in romanticizing broken homes" +What untrue fact did you believe was true for the longest time?,That Obama was born in Kenya. +"I see these comments I've made have bothered you given the two novella responses from you. I apologize; I was trying to be cheeky and clever and it didn't come across like that at all, I see.","No, you are literally supporting Nazis" +Redditor got Bill Gates for Secret Santa,You can sign me up for secret Santa at the billionaires club anytime. +Obama just admitted earlier today that the government is being hacked at all times of the day by many different countries. The United States is also hacking these other countries. All countries are complicit in hacking around the clock.,Hacking for intelligence isn't quite the same thing as actively trying to steal an election for 1 candidate. +Redditor got Bill Gates for Secret Santa,Most annoying post today...redditgifts site is crashed and no one is saying what was received +Custom Keybinds?,bind mouse1 unbindall +there are eleven time zones in russia,"Wow, that really makes you think about how tiny the US is." +tl;dr I can't get laid.,But he said he was attractive! +Well most people heard about it a couple weeks after the election at the earliest. Also none of the evidence is directly related to Clinton. But everyone did know that as a lawyer she manipulated evidence to get a man who raped a 12 year old girl into a coma off being found guilty.,"Urm no, she did the job of a competent and diligent defence attorney to ensure that the prosecutions case was sound and that justice was upheld." +It's not really bike selling season. If the seller waited until the spring he would get that easily.,"I'm sure it'll fly off the shelf for $6,000 this summer." +Console!,They are harder to control with a controller. +5th grade math r/Donald style,"Look at number 9 tho right above, it's significantly more challenging than 10" +"Michelle Waterson can beat ring rust? She's been out for about a year and some months now, a good number of those rehabbing. Who really believes that she can overcome the ring rust and beat a hungry and violent fighter like Vanzant? I think a lot of people let the next door girl look of VanZant fool them and don't realize that she loves a brawl just as much as Cain Velasquez. Just without the skills to match.",The only way Van Zant could win is if Michelle was a 13 year old +Am I banned? Nope. Could I give two fucks if i get banned? Nope. Have better things to be doing than browsing a fake clothes subreddit unlike some low lives here,Yeah scamming people is totally much better than browsing a subreddit +"I think there is sort of a muddying of issues here. No reasonable person can deny that trans people are subject to much higher levels of bullying and violence than the general public. Insulting and disrespectful language are usually correlated with such violence. Being misgendered on purpose is certainly disrespectful, and one incident isn't a big deal, but it pattern of it can make someone feel uneasy, if not unsafe. Now I don't think anyone feels threatened by the prof himself. He is clearly not using insults and respects binary trans identity. He is just denying that non-binary exists. The problem is that the nuance of his position has been lost on both sides. Many (not all) of the people defending him are going much further, which you can see right in this thread: an avalanche of posts calling trans people mentally ill, special snowflakes, and worse stuff I won't repeat. These people also love to deny that trans people are often victims of violence, and somehow manage to turn it around and call *them* the bullies and bigots, which is mindboggling. Then on the other side, these much more insulting opinions get conflated with the prof's opinion, since some people have a tendency to protest stuff they're not all that educated about. TLDR: people on both sides need to chill the fuck out","From his earlier interview, from my understanding, he actually said he's ok with non-binary, just the problem is that the government is not defining it and letting it very loosely interpreted." +Man High on Drugs Holds Hostage 50 People at Lapu Lapu Hospital,"But since it's not in imperial manila, why should we care at all?" +To all those disappointed by the results of the Great Meme Vote... It's been almost 24 hours and not a single meme has been posted. We'll probably see a few after tomorrow's game and once we make/miss the playoffs but the sub is the same as it always was. Memes may become slightly more commonplace but this sub will never die! HTTR!,Hail yes +"Either click on the mod's name and then on send a private message on the right, or go to the sidebar of the sub and look for message the moderators and click on that.",Thanks +"Keyboard size case, assault rifle, ammo clip... I get the impression the author isn't very familiar with firearms.",HE'S GONNA GO ON A SPREE IN NY WITH THEM ASSAULT CLIPPAZINES +Mele Kalikimaka... Twenty bucks this triggered a Trumpet.,Speak American when you're in America! +Got this 4x4 for my birthday. How do I finish the solve?,This is better suited for the daily discussion thread. +As well might man stretch forth his puny arm to stop the Missouri river in its decreed course... OH SNAP!,I don't see any arms in that picture! +She has a spare,SAVAGE +This is almost as bad as forcing a private business to provide their services to customers they don't want to.,Like black people. +So I Visited SENA. Tbh I Was Expecting A Lot More,"So wait, you can just up and visit the office whenever you want?" +"I haven't, but once in MW2 I got a headshot with a predator missle. Close enough?","Pssh, I once got a headshot with a Boomshot in Gears 3." +"I just did my undang test this morning and failed the colourblind test. Sigh, now I have to wait a month or two for them to process my request to see an eye specialist and all. So much wasted time just because of my genes, goddamn it.","Man..sorry to hear that, I took the test this morning too and I barely managed to pass" +"How is this different than the basic 10 essentials? Only difference is you list a pot and food, rather than just having a 'food and prep tools' category.","Bro, if you don't know the difference, then you're not an Expert SurvivalistTM." +"Well, I wouldn't know. 5th grade was a long long time ago for me.",Did you pass it? +Only playable one? Say that to Jhin Cait Ez Not to mention how strong cait is let alone a good one will shut down a vayne in lane hard.,"Too add, Sivir with a group or certian comp, Varus, ashe, and of course Teemo is always viable." +"I'm obviously biased, but I think Acosta should be ahead of Roldan on the depth chart.",But Roldan doesn't play left back. +Maybe she doesnt like pizza?,Damn Skrulls. +The only NA import the EU lcs will ever need,"nah fam, Bjerg would be an NA import now,EU needs Bjerg" +Ogre Ring,Well at least you got a fail stack out of it.... +"Yeah, all that wisdom and she still had to resort to copying Michelle's speech.",Yeah that was all her doing and NOT the speech writer +What gives you the idea that Parker and Stone are Trump fans? They've made it quite clear that they don't like him. They've made it equally clear that they dislike Clinton.,They don't dislike him *enough* though and as such they are a part of the white male problem that has been sweeping the world. +"Quick question, what are the implications of letting my laptop run out of battery and shutting down? So I fall asleep to music and movies (the only way i can sleep) but i unplug my laptop once its fully charged, I then let it die overnight and when i restart it, it comes up as windows did not shut down correctly and asks me if I want to start windows normally. Is there any negative issues with me doing this?",Self destruction +She keeps asking when they are getting tigers and elephants.,If you live by Chicago I'll give you two a couple of our guest passes for the zoo. +"Na, because literally every Nation on Earth would rather get in bed with the U.S. over Russia.","Yeah, like China, Iran and Syria for example." +"Damnit, Barry Allen must've split the timeline again. This is clearly the timeline where Danny never dug the qumran caves!",Unclear. +"This needs to be at the TOP. The DEA can suck a lemon, CBD is medicinal!",Nope those children with chronic seizures are faking it for the high... +Don't leave your watercooled PC out in the cold! :(,"I live in Alaska, what is this water cool PC?" +North Carolina lawmakers pass curbs on incoming Democratic governor,"Oh cool, the legislature passing laws to give the legislature more power...yeah that seems perfectly reasonable!" +Elector who promised to vote against Trump receives death threats,This will totally get him to change his mind on not voting for Trump! +Haribo Original Gummy Bears,Are the sugar free ones ok? +When Hillary turned 18. What part her entire adult life did you fail to understand?,"Well, she is the one who co-founded it." +Why would people ever think you're racist,"They're not racist, they're just better." +"The Republican Party has fundamentally rejected the Pauls three times over now. Their institutional power is too great for it to be properly hijacked, just like how the Sanders camp won't be able to properly hijack the Democratic Party.","Did you by chance notice in 2016 a man named Donald Trump, a lifelong democrat, hijack the Republican Party and win their presidential nomination?" +Yeah - it's basically a greeting card in 3-d form.,"Well considering that OP said they'd been exchanging hand written cards up to this point, I guess it's appropriate." +You attract according to what you project of yourself.,"Well your just a typical gamer girl that turns down noiceguys like me and not these random not funny,fixated on username assholes" +The reason people like this take government jobs for a while is so that they can liquidate their investments tax free and then start their capital gains for estate purposes over from a much higher basis,That is so very true +are you challenging me?,Do you feel challenged? +might be a mortar,Not quite sure if if it's Bazooka. +"You're a hypocrite! It's okay, because you admitted it.",Dude...they're just movies... +Watch this guy getting banned :D,Dirty Swedes deserve to be banned. +"Jokes on her, I haven't got a cut in a year. Natural hair bois out here","Let me guess, youre bald?" +"Looked at your post history, OP. Do you post anything other than messages designed to stir up shit against Jews?","By the looks of previous posts, OP is writing a dissertation on Jewish/Non-Jewish relations with Reddit as a source." +"Yep, they also have baseball's best burger which is a greasy 2/3 lb cheeseburger with kirspy kreme doughnuts as a bun","I used to work there, and I was the mascot, izzy the grizzlie." +"Instructions on how to remove phone quick connect dock? The quick connect dock was installed by my DS, but I don't care for it. Does anyone have instructions for removing it, or should I take it back to the service center?","First move the car from the sc to avoid the fees, and then call the tesla service center" +"Dear MLG - Please Follow Dreamhack's Example We all know you're running the CWL this year and we all know that Adam reads this Reddit. I understand that it's not easy to map the entire year, but look at Dreamhack, they've just released a schedule for the entirety of 2017, with 9 different locations for CS:GO. If this could happen for the CWL. That'd be great.",Anywhere in Texas would be great... Maybe even Austin where DH is coming ;) +Kevin Love.,Youre just saying that because your names kevin +Thousands of Muslims donate 10 tonnes of food to help homeless Londoners at Christmas,None of it pork +I'm fairly certain the constitution was intended to be adapted as time moved on. Not 100%. I just remember reading somewhere that the founding fathers figured it would need to be adjusted to remain a relevant protection for the people.,"It was clearly obvious that compromises for 13 colonies to agree to any union was meant to apply to an unlimited number of states, scenarios, land mass, and population distributions" +Blizzard should make a brawl where you could only play as your least played hero. Just an idea.,They have already done a healer only brawl though +Yes they will,Well it depends if you have snow brakes too. +Just kill me now,"You could learn a thing or two from your opponent, have a few more tackles, fouls and have a higher shot percentage and you should be winning these games." +Don't leave your watercooled PC out in the cold! :(,"Yeah, but imagine your thermals with ICE cooling" +"Credits to Tokens Conversion - calculated it It's small, but I figured out yesterday that the conversion for tokens to credits is: 1 token = 500 credits.","Game breaking micro-transactions, basically a mobile game now" +6819897905 :3,Sent ya a friend request buddy :) . +On the bus ride home for the holidays and woke up to this,Should have asked when your turn was +"Chasson Randle making his case... 38 points, 9-for-11 from downtown.",Sasha better +Pope declares big bang and evolution real,"Well, that should put and end to all that business, then..." +"Fred Beckey, 93 years old",When is that guy ever going to get out there and lead something? +That's kind of the point of black mirror though isn't it? It satirises how technology has become so deeply embedded in our lives. I think both theories work tbh,It's very possible it's the overarching theme and each episode can expand on it in different ways. +"Yo, keep it down.",The weed too loud +"Since then, the unemployment rate among children has skyrocketed.",Obviously Obama's fault! +*thith,*that +I'm still trying to find out where to customize ships in 2.6 ptu. The changes made in hangar aren't saving. Is there a new area to customize?,via Arena Commander +I think my ADENs are broken...,"1% Packet loss 55 Ping Your internet is the reason, not the servers." +"Just finished intro to C++, what should i study up during winter break? I took C++ this semester. Next semester I'm going into Java and C. What should I do for the 2 month break? What should I start looking into to make the transition easier? Careerwise I'd like to get into mobile development and web app development. Thanks all.",If you are interested in making a cool GUI application check out the QT framework for c++. +is there more of this girl or similar pics??,"Yeah, I'm sure there's some dude just following her through grocery stores." +wanna hear a joke? junkrat players :^),\ \<- You dropped this +I hate how authentically this comment reads,I'm just happy I didn't have to add the +Here Are All The URLs Foxtel Is Blocking In Australia (So Far),"oh no what will we do without torrents, I guess we will have to all subscribe to Foxtel now." +This is the first time I've actually felt bad for the opposing team,What about the game against the Mavs? +"I literally just explained to you what bloat means and you still don't get it. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BALANCE YOU MORON. OF COURSE THERE ARE DIFFERENT DEGREES, THEY ARE DIFFERENT GODS, BUT BLOAT DOES NOT EQUAL UNBALANCED, BECAUSE IT REFERS TO NUMBER OF THINGS A GOD HAS, NOT TO THEIR FUCKING VIABILITY. Get it through your thick skull now?I feel sorry for you for not being able to grasp the simple meaning of a bloody word, then correcting others even though you don't know or understand its meaning. Sigh.",b...b...b...b...bloat starts with a b and bad start with a b so bloated must mean bad +My bad hard to tell over text. I completely agree though,Should have used +**IT HAS BEGUN** BOYCOTT Walmart for supporting DOMESTIC TERRORISTS!,Next thing to rollback will be their stock price. +Two ferrets and.....a seal?,I showed this picture to my wife and she said this exact same thing. +HE COST US FUCKING ZERO,SIX FOOT FIVE +They all liked it until South Park made fun of it for being unoriginal and then they decided they hated it because that's how Reddit works.,"Man i disliked it right away, i'm amazing!" +Can Gary Sanchez play QB?,Well he is the best athlete in all of New York not named Kristaps Porzingis so I'll take it! +"alright, adding you now",Thank you so much man! diff --git a/chunk82.csv b/chunk82.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..c384dc85128df4e0e3896c4d5e0374a775ac3d1d --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk82.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1667 @@ +Input,Output +"Funeral director here. This is going to be a mess. More often than not (I hope/in my experience) funeral homes absorb the cost of things like miscarriages. This law puts an even greater financial burden on someone - be it the mother or the funeral home. Either way, it seems unsustainable. And unfair.","Made up for with very convincing sales pitches, that your dead loved one would really like the velvet goose down coffin over the simple maple and padding." +"So does Galaxy of Heroes have anything special planned for Christmas? Anyone hear anything, or find anything in the meta data that might lead us to some hints or rumors? Free character perhaps? Free packs? A Santa Claus hat? This might be a job for Sherlock Holmes.",santa hats for your toons for the low cost of $99.99 +Our current microwave interferes so much with our WiFi that we can't stream video while the microwave is in use.,5GHz is your answer +McAfee hasn't been involved in the antivirus in decades. It's owned by Intel now.,Of course it's owned by Intel; McAfee's resource-hogging is a conspiracy to sell new CPUs! +Shitty map I found in the background of furry porn (SFW cropped pic),Sauce? +Punk might be the only guy who needs AA despite never drinking.,"AA has a dismal success rate, though." +Where'd you get those racks? I need some,Came here to say this. +"Well, there are technically exceptions in canon law that allow non-catholics to receive the sacrament, although generally (and certainly in practice) I think this just means if someone assents to the fullness of the teaching of the church and is also about to die.",I guess technically a convert's first confession as well as they're not confirmed at that point. +I don't know - is the temple YHWH's house or not?,I don't think so. +then why is cenarius alive after you kill him?,"He was physically asleep in Azeroth, so when we fight him in the Dream, we defeat only his corruption." +I think he's half Asian (Japanese/Australian-something).,TIL Australian is an ethnicity. +What do you call it when he says he won by a landslide? Should people just shut up and let him lie and not point out the lies? Is that what you want?,"Well we certainly can't have people telling the truth, that's just so *whiny*." +Every time the American of Lend lease and their crappy D-Day or whatever wimpy attempts and contributions they made to victory over Nazi Germany they should be reminded how they plundered Germany post WW2.,"Yeah, that fuckin' Marshall Plan really robbed 'em blind huh?" +"Wow, surprised to see someone using Derrick Comedy as their reference for him since he's been in so much higher profile stuff since then. I haven't watch 'Bro Rape' in forever! Maybe Mystery Team tonight!",That's the joke +I think I hit the meta lottery.,"not perfect critmult, vendortrash" +.... Dude I made the post...,.. but the question is: Did you really? +Goodbye Angels by RHCP,That ending is just brilliant! +"They weren't really fat. You see their set point is really 190 they just managed to get up to 270 by accident. Other people's set points can really be 270 so for them it wouldn't be possible. How do we know that some people that are heavier don't have lower set points? Well obviously if they have tried to lose weight, but then gained it all back! Checkmate shitlords",I'm glad someone knows what they're talking about +Halp. me in radio. get me out.,They're *in* the radioputer? +You mean John Cusack?,He's trash who would even cast that guy? +"Many in their audience depend on food stamps. Remarkably, many in their audience will agree, against their own self-interest, that food stamps are bad. Because, you know, somehow, somewhere, a person of color MIGHT be cheating. That's the Republican superpower: using hatred and suspicion to mobilize the bottom of the political food chain to vote against their own self-interest.",I'd like to see you democrats try to pull off something that clever! +Oh no! A minor got groped on a flight! It was definitely because he was a man and not because he was a creepy pervert!,"All men are both rapists and pedophiles, didn't you know?" +"I took some of my old GTA Online selfies from the 360, and recreated them on PC.",Low settings vs high settings +"we needed to since everyone else is. we couldn't let the UK go it alone, and the middle east has been showing their true colors for a while as well.",Sad but true. +"Woah, my name is Joe.",Get away from my child +"The two are still very different in many ways. Most glaring differences: **Proof**: Pizzagate: weird wording found in hacked emails. Logo reminds some people of bad things. Trump/Russia: documented and publicly acknowledged financial ties. Request by the president elect for russia to get involved by hacking emails- a request they granted. **official investigation results** Pizzagate: they don't even have a basement, what are these people smoking? Trump/Russia: multiple federal agencies have confidence that Russia intervened to assist Trump in the election. Russia confirmed direct communications with the campaign. **journalists** Pizzagate: only Alt-Right pro Trump outlets take this seriously. Trump/Russia: only Alt-Right pro Trump outlets are not taking this seriously. **precedent** Pizzagate: pizza places that operate like comet are typically normal pizza places. Trump/Russia: politicians who operate like Trump are typically very corrupt. **transparency** Pizzagate: comet has welcomed investigation. Invited Pence to visit. Trump/Russia: tax records hidden. Ties denied/concealed. Manafort was fired for links but kept onboard on the downlow. **political response** Pizzagate: pols from both sides of the aisle have said this is baseless & harmful Trump/Russia: pols from both sides of the aisle have called for investigation. Conflating the two issues is either evidence of a deep ignorance surrounding the two issues, or an intentional false equivalency intended to minimize Trump's conflicts of interest.",I have it on good authority that everything you said was a separate false flag operation. +I think it's more they forget WVU's even in the conference. I know I do.,=( +The first time? So you guys are hooked now?!,Yes and they're moving on to heroin tonight. +"2016 Week 15 Game Thread: Pittsburgh Steelers(8-5) @ Cincinnati Bengals(5-7-1) Please Remember: ##**Leave all opinions/thoughts inside of this thread. Anything that isn't newsworthy posted outside of this thread during the game will be removed.** Don't be rude. We're all here to watch the game. Do not troll the other sub's game thread/post game thread. We will be notified and we will take necessary steps after that. If you see someone in here trolling, feel free to file a report and we will take care of it. Thank you and enjoy the game.","Cincy stacking the box on 2nd down, let's run anyway..." +BONOBO Tutorial: Sound Like Vol.3 - Bonobo + Free Sample Pack (Track Walkthrough),"Awesome, thank you!" +One of the many reasons I'm skipping out on church today.,"Wait, we need reasons to skip now?" +"Well, that's not exactly wrong if you look at some examples of it, but sweet Raptor Jesus is some of it legitimately horrifying.",Where else can I satisfy my diaper inflation vore fetish? +Since Everyone's Cleaning Their Computers...,GEE HAVENT SEEN THIS BEFORE +Ramsey is the real deal,"Nah, he's just an asshole with an overinflated ego." +Well what he said was true. The third party candidates this year are very weak.,Stop smearing third parties you puppet shill +I was just trying to clean.,"You shoulda bought that $1k hdmi cable, then this wouldnt have happened!" +T R A C T O R C I T O R A C T O R C I T O,Yo quiero tractorcito +Need a good launcher for the left corner. Suggestions?,Dope. +"Sorry Amazon, I don't think I want to pay that much thanks",7.64 seems pretty reasonable for a micro wookiee don't see the issue here? +The GOP disgusts me. What else does Trump and his cabinet have to do? You're either morally bankrupt or a complete moron incapable of learning if you still support him and his choices.,hurrr Hillary emails! +I kinda like that the chiefs have been in so many tight games this year,You dropped this: +"If he dies, he will be THE martyr of our generation.","The way things are going, he'll only be one of many." +Oh man he went full savage *cringes*,do you really need to use ***cringe*** to describe everything? +"Everyone has their own opinion. For example, old man rap sucks fat cock",Yeah rap sucked in the 80s and 90s when people actually needed talent to get a record deal. +No one's hot enough to warrant that behavior,Right... but especially her +Pharmacy Cheat Sheets? Or helpful frequently used charts for retail? Any helpful charts out there? Specifically I'm looking for blood glucose monitoring charts that would show the link for the brand of strips and lancets per meter. These type of things usually slow work flow or rely on the one senior tech that has these things memorized. Would love to see any frequently looked up charts if anyone would be gracious enough to share!,This implies that retail pharmacists actually need to know anything +Yeah not as many as there used to be but one of the few remaining channels to see vintage pres and interact. Worth checking out.,I can't believe I've been seeing these live blogs for 5 years and never knew this lol +"Indian takeout in Queens, NY.",Is this from that little place on Yellowstone Blvd? +Uhh the last 7 in a row,"I know, I forgot this" +"Do you have access to a lliquor store with a kosher selection? Bartenura or Teal Lake are two common, reasonably priced brands with a general degree of class and reliability. The Bartenura Moscato is very popular, but I like to get the Malvasia (a sweet red) to shake things up a bit.",Is Manischewitz the Bud lite of Jewish wines? +Really I always thought it was just kid buu huh thanks,"Nah man, Evil Buu beats up Mr Buu, and Kid Buu slaps the shit out of Mr Buu while fighting with Vegeta and Goku at the same time" +Fuck.,lol aren't you 14? +"I don't have jealousy for my sister, **I don't do incest**",You should only do it with the uglier sister +"FRUIT SQUARE GUMMIES, CHAMPAGNE GUMMY BEARS, AND THOSE CARAMEL PRETZELS THAT WE SELL","OH, YAY" +We Take Your Picture or You Go To Jail! Cops Caught on Video in Ominous New Practice,You can be damned sure the Trump administration will put an end to this shit. +I AMA faggot ask me anything,How do you deal with being such a faggot +Just because it's a joke doesn't mean anyone should say it. No God but God and all that.,"But guys, I'm sure God finds it hilarious as well!" +"Star Wars did girl things, bummer",I must have missed the part where the girl is Starkiller... +Pure Class Here in Cincy!,"This is the type of fucker to leave the h off of Pittsburgh not because of malice, but because of stupidity." +She doesn't describe herself as a centrist. Read the quote. She is lamenting that she has found herself in the center of a country that is becoming more and more extreme.,You mean the quote that we are discussing where she says that someone else described her as capturing the center? +Start them off 5v5 and then every 3 mins remove a player until you get 1v1 full ice,And add a puck every 5 minutes. +You could always call the cops and tell them you THINK someone is stealing a bike. Can't fault you for that. What good does posting this on reddit do?,You don't get karma points by calling the cops. +"Norn female waist seam So when playing as a female Norn almost all of the outfits that show the waist has a very noticeable seam and it happens to all armor classes, will this ever be fixed? It's extremely annoying when trying to play dress up.","Nah man, it took ANet over 9 months to create each of those armour sets, please be a little respectful of all the time and effort that already went into it." +No,Are you being sarcasm? +Only in Minnesota would this be on a menu.,A real Minnesotan wouldn't need the ingredients spelled out +the shop Hud is probably THE worst thing about 7.00 So unintuative. I miss having the suggested items and the whole list of items side by side,It is ok since this is a new journey +Can I send a dick pic to riot for 1 LP?,Do it and show the reaction +Everything in this universe either is a toilet or isn't.,What a shit post +8-8 year one. 9-7 year two despite the injury and suspension problems. Not an improvement.,It's not improvement unless we go 12-4 or better a win the superbowl +"There is this cycle of anti-everyone movements in Australia. In the 50s it was Italians. In the 90s it was Asians (most of the bigots didn't care for country of origin, all Asian's were bad). Now, it's anyone who looks like they are Muslim by faith. Sadly, the growing sentiment is for EVERYONE who wasn't born here and isn't from the UK or NZ. It's kind of disgusting.","Don't forget that even if you're born in Aus, if you aren't white you aren't a real Aussie" +Floating away... into the darkness...,They have achieved transcendence. +Mighty Brothers debut (?) (Probably maybe nah),"This isn't mine by the way, original source is in the link" +"Don't worry, you're not the only one^sniff",Who are you again? +"Haven't played for 6 months because school started back up, but when I played this was my opinion. Idc even if they had $750 cosmetic items, you don't have to buy it. The solid gameplay and story was a fair transaction that I wanted, and as was some of the cosmetic items, some of which I wanted to buy and did, some of which I had to step back and say Hey, that is not what I would consider a transaction I am interested in, not because I don't want to ride around on / wear that mount / clothing, but because it doesn't seem like an intelligent purchase, therefore I will not buy that.",but muh 100% completion +"No. My Grandfather was stationed on board ship during Pacific tests. Far enough to not be in blast, close enough to see flash. Lived another nearly 50 years.",so hes dead... interesting... +Saudi Princess Accused of Threatening Decorator Claims Diplomatic Immunity and Flees Paris,"Well, one thing is for sure... No one should be able to sue that fucking country..." +"Some tips: Make social skills available for purchase by everyone as an elite advance. This gives people more ways to spend their exp and also prevents careers that don't get social skills from having to shut up in social situations due to fear on failing a roll they are haved at. Ignore the crew rating rules for NPC ships, as otherwise the PC will just run roughshod over every ship to ship battle. This won't be as big a problem with only 3 players but definitely gets noticable with bigger tables. Have a good rapport with your players: Rogue Trader requires a bit different mindset then a lot of games out there. The PC's are the heads of a city in space with all the attendant benefits and drawbacks. Unless they are really content to just let you throw plots of the week at them they have a lot more freedom. They can for instance solve a lot of problems by throwing bodies at it. Make sure to remind them that they are the exceptional individuals with kind of a manifest destiny and ask them to meet you halfway on gameplay reasons for why their characters get off ship and do stuff. Also ask them to help you decide how they want to advance their dynasty. As a final thought, I strongly suggest to other GM's that they allow Void Master's to take all the starting benefits from their career (the master of section) rather then picking one. Seems to give the career a much needed shot in the arm to bring it to parity with the others.","Ok, so less of a Star Trek what calamity are we facing and dealing with today, more of a pet the PC's make their own plots within the plot" +to me Pep and especially Enrique are frauds,Fraudiola n fraudrique lel +They're the only ones dumb enough to buy one.,I thought that gas got cheaper since these got extinct +Did you actually get caught looking at it?,"That's what i wanna know, but we everyone's cool, just not... The manager, you know" +destroyed,"Yeah, that decisive 4-0 goal really showed them" +Yeah tell that to the kids that have died because of your ignorance.,"Kids fought the police, that's why they got killed." +"Yes, the world is void of people that never learned.",Yet full of people who did. +"To be fair that's $460 + shipping and without mouse/keyboard/windows which would push it over 500 very easily, most likely 600. Some people aren't going to be comfortable with piracy. On the flip side most people want a home computer anyway (and typically spend 200-300) so upgrading from that to a gaming rig costs less than a shitty home computer+pro.","You don't have to pirate games, you can them cheaply on sales and key stores like humble bundle." +The entire Z-cast will probably be able to keep their bodies in the after life which is basically the same thing.,new arcs is afterlife while their sons are on earth +Obama says Democrats lost by not showing up,Shoulda been bernie +Well that did not go well.,I hear wedding bells! +Probably lazy / bad torbs that like to let their turret do the work.,"So... Torbjorn players in general, right?" +"Requiem of a Legbeard So hey yall. Little update on the Heresy incidents: there is none. After Leman beat the ever living shit out of Magnus and Vulkan did his Vulkan thing they decided to pull back and leave us alone; I even had a catchy title for it ( By the Grace of the Golden Throne and Holy Terra). I had to go to be detained for a bit due to beating a pedophiles ass but the police and fellow detainees were sympathetic. So no Golden Throne, no Malcador, no Iron Cage. LF is in Texas now therefore leaving me with no adult supervision so I am going to tell you an incident report that doesn't have assholes going after my wife but after yours truly. So last month I was selling somethings online. Wacom, rifle parts, tactical gear, and plate carrier ( again I know but its a different one this time). I made a good take this time I have learned to weed out the airbeards and flakes. It appears after the election a lot of left leaning city folk want to learn how to use a gun and take care of themselves that way. Politics aside I think it's great they want to exercise the 2nd Amendment but I can not instruct them how so I refer them to my friends who do C&C classes, But I sell them magazine pouches and such. Anyways I had a Wacom Intous for sale that caught the eye of: Bertha ( because this seems to be the only alias that fits her)- part time Tumblrina, part time gas station attendant, part time SJW, full time asshole. So like I said I have been pretty successful selling items on Armslist, Ebay and Craigslist. Bretha purchased the Intous tablet and I thought that would be it. However a week later I got an email from her saying check out her tumblr. I did out of morbid curiosity and what I got was a bunch of dude on dude drawings, nice girl ranting, etc. Not my cup of tea so I left it as is only to get another email asking if I enjoyed it. I told her no that her drawings and rants did not really do it for me and I was not into her kind of art style, anime of course, and I tell her I am glad shes enjoying the tablet but our business is done. I thought she got the hint until I see a message for my SPRAC carrier. It was Bertha asking about it and it was filled with well fuck here: He there jumper snake I was starting to take up airsoft and saw you sell a ton of things for that I saw the kawaii armor and thought it would fit me just fine. let me know cutey about it and I will buy it or maybe you can give me a discount ;) I had to clear the air. Bertha I am not going to sell you this and please leave me alone. Thank you for buying the Intous but I am a married man with a baby on the way. please leave me alone. OF course it is never that simple since not even 5 minutes after sending that I get an email from Bertha talking about how I misled her, how I didn't tell her about LF and LF Spawn, how I am a pig, how she'll be alone forever and such. I tell her in the most direct way that her problems are not mine and that she leave me alone. We all know that didn't happen.","Man, leading on standards have gotten pretty low... who knew a simple purchase would be leading on... Which reminds me I should go chastise that cute girl at target for that" +The entire legendary arena is a real uphill battle right now for those who are trying to rank (or even win for that matter). Ive already faced people using 12/10/5.5/3.5 in the 3.4k area.,Good thing the ones I faced gave me free wins! +Lmfao wow,Not a big deal right? +You had one job,Two words: avoidable chaos +"Lane Johnson returns to the Eagles today after serving 10-game suspension. Will attend meetings, practice Tues and be ready to play Thurs.","Perfect, just in time!" +You should probably broaden your horizons then.,To who? +"Try to trade lvl 10, 8 legendary account",ill trade you for my lvl 11 9 legendary account with all card upgrade to 11/8/4/2. +"I can't tell whether you're trolling me with this reply or not, but in any case, I don't really see how dual booting is clunky. Switching from one OS to another is quite fast nowadays with an SSD.","Yes, waiting a short time is far more convenient than not waiting at all..." +Did it skip the cutscene for you aswell? I used that portal then went into the room with the purple circle and my cutscene was skipped,"Exactly this, really confused now :(" +Lessons of 2016: How Rigging Their Primaries Against Progressives Cost Democrats the Presidency,But it was her turn! +"This is why I keep my office looking like shit, so unemployed randos don't infest the place.",Classic Rando. +TIL: in 2015 more Americans died of prescription opiate overdoses than were murdered or died in traffic accidents.,But let's ban Kratom. +Best part is they might find him out cause of his idiot son ratting him out for some internet points. Oh how I would love to see when he finds out.,Reddit comments can't be used in court because of spez +Traveling for 100km to go to work,so how far is that? +Right,Grrrrreeeeeaaaaaaaatttttt........ +How do you know there's a maintenance?,"It's in the little green cactus button on the left side, under News." +Do you folks feel like redneck is a classist slur that should not be used? Or an acceptable insult for southern reactionaries?,"ah but you see, some of them are reclaiming it" +THIS DATE IN 1917: The first games in NHL history occurred 99 years ago today (Montreal Canadiens win 7-4 against the Ottawa Senators and Montreal Wanderers win 10-9 against the Toronto Arenas),Maybe if Pageau's grandfather was on the team it would have been different. +"And the view still sucks, all those buildings are in the way.",I didn't notice that before +"Russian ambassador gunned down in Ankara, Russian agency says Andrei Karlov was killed","Richard Gutjahr, who was just in Ankara on vacation with his Mossad wife, reports live!" +Geez the C-5 is big.,It looks like the 15 is closer in size with the 130 than the 130 and the C-5. +"It may not mean much to some, I'm only a 2k scrub, but I've just received my 300th commend within my first year of playing. Much love to the Dota Community <3",ez mid recomend me jajajajaja +300 commends in 1 day +"I reported somebody for insurance fraud after a hurricane once. They drove their car right into an area that was already flooding, parked it in the flood water and got out, and was picked up by a person driving behind them. I made a few thousand off of reporting that one.",r/thathappened +I'd actually appreciate it if people were forced to actually present their opinions as opinions instead of false facts geared at inciting recreational outrage ...,Your appreciation does not generate ad revenue you filthy commie. +Remember Applejacked? Well he's homeless and is trying to invent a flying machine and lightsaber,Now that's just sad. +Total badass marine filled with piss and/or vinegar puts barrel sweeper in his place.,That Marine is DEFINITELY not a POG. +I have 21.7 BMI. Apparently I am unhealthy :(,"I'm aiming for a 20 BMI, and that obviously glorifies eating disorders" +"They had to use a kid for the transgender male spot, didn't they. There isn't a beard to be seen in that pic.",Judging from the trans guys I know he's probably in his 30s +"Too many captchas for everyone, everyone?","Yeah I agree too many captchas, I mean nobody really dislikes cheaters or bots etc" +Does anyone not like the smaller scale cities?,Wrong sub perhaps? +"Oh, please.",Like it's never happened before. +"This was near the beginning of the war on drugs, and she was to be made an example of. In my opinion, we basically still do this today by treating minor drug possession as a criminal issue instead of the public health issue it is.",How else would all of those DEA agents stay employed? +"sorry, camera kept shaking when I was taking the photo",What filter is that? +"There are dozens killed in attacks every once in a while.. all over the world. Every year. Middle east, Africa, Asia ... 9 people in Berlin and the world is fucked?",Yeah but who cares about those places +"Just out of curiosity, what is your view on Japan in this sense? They make a great effort to maintain a homogeneous society.",Well they're Asian so it's ok +pretty sure the ones who have taken a vow of silence wont be teaching much.,They could be teaching by example... +BREAKING: 70+ injured in Berlin as truck plows through Christmas market,Can't find this on r/all .. that's strange. +What is your one prediction for 2017?,Trump will lead us to world peace +#TAKE ME TO CHURCH,So I can fuck like a dog +Why would leagues not do this,Because they wouldn't penalize an NFL team for a missed field goal. +"Shoots lasers, has evil laugh.",Lux? +Enough.,Huh? +"Democracy is the belief that the common person knows what's good for them, and deserves it good and hard. -Mencken","Luckily, the US is not a democracacy." +"wow some of the things I just saw from a couple google search in regards to dogs and muslims are absolutely disgusting. I just saw pictures of dogs being crucified and hung up in public areas in Islamic states. Fuck that, that's disgusting. It's hard for me to imagine being so hateful and barbaric. Their attitudes just seem so.. primitive. Not gona lie I'm glad I'm a (fucking) white male sometimes. My family loves my dogs and we treat them like people. We live in Austin and I take my dogs into grocery stores, bars, and convenience stores regularly; everyone loves petting them. The only reason I mention race is that from my personal experience it seems that white societies treat animals much better than hispanic, asian, middle eastern, and black societies.",I couldn't agree more with what you said +"You assumed I directly visit subs. Thanks for the down vote brigading, everyone.",Fuck the haters. +BREAKING: APD Gets Approval to Manufacture Crack Cocaine for Buy-Bust Operation,What a great idea where nothing could possibly go wrong. +Countering a religious extremist attack with prayer is somewhat ironic.,"They are not extremists, they are normal moderate muslims." +I'm so sick of white nationalist attacking innocent civilians,Always those pesky deplorable nationalists. +We will not share any of our power says woman wearing beads while hiding from the sun under a dead tree,"I doubt she has any mortgages, tax problems, illegal immigrants stealing all jobs..." +So you mean the places with the most people would have more influence over the government than the places with less? It's almost like that makes sense or something....,Only if you're some kind of commie hippie. +Nationals 2B Daniel Murphy likely to miss rest of regular season,Murph must be so glad he's not on a NY team during this +"lol kinda. molyneux is one of the most famous developers even though his games suck. he's just good at pr so he stands at the front and everyone knows him. for example, who is the director of assassins creed? we won't know unless we look it up. who for gta? who for mgs? kojima.","I'm not sure if this is applicable only to Dark Souls fans, but Miyazaki is pretty well known too *cough*poise*cough*." +Donald Trump surpasses 270 votes in Electoral College to formally win presidency,I'M LITERALLY SHAKING +"You gave us HandUnit, I'm sure you can give us this!","Well, Nom sure did do the css for the HandUnit, but it was *I* who had the idea... Get your facts straight boi!" +First Spawn of The Day,Battlefield 1 in a nutshell. +"We should be allowed to change individual players volume It would be a nice addition, after playing with people who have loud personalities and others whose mics are just too quiet to understand all the time it would be great to have a slider to boost or lower.",tru dat +Game-Thread: Panthers @ Redskins This is a must win game to keep pace in the wild card race. HTTR!,We're about to get our asses handed to us by Carolina again +"Only if you eat less than half a serving size, then you can round down. So, 0.49 rounds to 0 calories. So, as long as you take out 0.49 of a serving size or less every time you open the bag then it's 0 calories.",That doesn't sound right but i don't know enough about math to disprove you. +pretty bummed to discover he viciously assaulted his girlfriend though,allegedly +"Is Santa Claus, dare we say it, a conservative?","Santa Claus is a communist, he gives toys to all the good girls and boys ffs." +"She died, and 2 days from now she'll rise again to save us all.",Or at least that's when the new robot will be ready. +You arent allowed to say positive things about paul george on r/nba. Did you hear about our lord and savior giannis?,True paul george has literally regressed into a role player and is not even top 10 in the east anymore +"LA Hallucinations, calling it",i will cut you +"At this point, Donald Trump. I didn't vote for him, but have been trying to see the bright side of his impending presidency. Sadly, I cannot have a rational conversation with anyone aside from one or two very well educated people willing to see past all the turmoil.",But he's literally Hitler. +CUCK THE RECORD HATES THE NEW PROJECT VERITAS VIDEO! 62% UPVOTED! TRUTH HURTS THE CLINTON CAMPAIGN!!,Corrupt The Record! +Evidence?,"Yea, sure, I've got a stack of affidavits, photos, and video evidence." +They didn't announce it til now though.,"I had the intel, hehe" +"Reed, Gronk, and Olsen are ass. Kelce Krew 4 Lyfe.",Nah bro it's all about the Greg Gang 4EVA LOL XD +The drama queen wide receiver is not a new phenomenon.,Ocho and TO weren't like this and they were considered the definition of diva receivers +"Oh sorry, I asked a friend about the terminology and thought it was accepted. Sorry again, thanks for letting me know",THIS IS LITERALLY PC CULTURE GONE MAD HOW DARE YOU RESPECT OTHER PEOPLE +TIL the makers of the board game Monopoly will set up a hotline for a few days over the holiday period to help mediate any game-based arguments.,Why don't people just set the rules before they start playing the game? +"Are Christians invading Europe and running people over with trucks, raping children, and butchering cartoonists?",Buttt muuuuhhh Crusades! +"The gunman apparently shouted we die in Aleppo,you die here as he shot the Ambassador.He was later shot dead by security forces",Nope he did not shout like that. +"I always love how nonchalant that Gorilla is about the whole thing. Like a human food shopping, Two of this and one of those and...oh this looks good.",I'm laughing my ass off. +I have been saying this SINCE THE GAME CAME OUT ARRRGH,Nah go play Verdun kiddie +Roblox Next gen lighting 2016 version,I'm way too busy giggling to have an intelligent converation +Is this sale for today only or is it continuing for the rest of the year?,Offer valid **until 12/26/2016 at 11:59 PM EST at Banana Republic online** and **until 1/3/2017 in stores** in the US (including Puerto Rico) and Canada. +"Formula 1 vs Street legal supercars(lambo ,bugatti) which would come out on top? Lets say michael schumacher In his F1 challenges rich street racers with their Lambo Veneno,Aventador,veyron SS, bugatti chiron 2017,etc on a typical f1 racing ground,as long as 5KM, would those 2017 lambos/bugattis/koenigsegg/pagani beat the F1 pro?",With a few mods my 1987 Buick Regal can beat those Formula Cars they use during the Indy 500 +How to keep track of your food in the oven,Genius. +"I don't think nearly enough people understand what this truly means. Imagine amputating the last joint of all your fingers and all your toes and then trying to get about normally, that's what declawing is.",Well here in TN they only declaw the front paws...that's better right? +"Google's the real company people should be angry at here. Not 'YouTube' that's a site owned by google. A subsidiary of it even. Google are the fuckers here, we're being Ellen Pao'd if anyone remembers that scapegoat","Oh, you mean Alphabet" +I don't think EU fans were mad because of their bad results - they probably couldn't care less. They were mad because they lost EU's first seed and fucked over the rest of their region.,"As much as dropping the 1st seed was a shitty way to go into Worlds, it was only G2 who really got punished for it (because they were 1st seed in EU from Summer)." +Rescue them and send back to Libya simple as that,"Oh, ok, it's surprising they didn't think of performing military operations on sovereign territory without the approval of the interested government" +Well up until they renegotiate the deal. Or just don't care because automation is so much more immensely profitable than this deal. Reneging on tax deals is business 101.,It makes them smart +"Even if they are just recycled, it would have been less wasted plastic to just add a line to the 0 to make a 6.",.... but that would look cheap and tacky. +He's totally correct. I don't think you can use your dead wife as an excuse for supporting the likes of hope not hate.,"Yeah a grassroots movement to combat islamophobia, anti semitism, racism and homo/transphobia ... What an abhorrent group" +"Beat me with sticks, nail me to a cross, throw me in prison, I will not be silenced. Bring on 2017",Awww my heart bleeds +"Check your local laws folks. Where I am from, it is legal to safely pass an obstruction even if there is a double yellow line. An obstruction is defined as anything that is standing still or going less than 1/2 the posted speed limit. So if you have a bicyclist in the lane with no shoulder going 10mph, as long as their is no oncoming traffic and the speed limit is at least 20mph, you can pass on a double yellow.",And in others it's illegal for the cyclist to sit in the middle of the lane. +Oh yeah and all T&A is covered in excessive body hair,Oh come on +"It's ok, though, let's maybe try electing a muslim mayor, that way they will all remain peaceful. If that doesn't work, maybe we can just implement some elements of Sharia, but not the really bad parts....",There are no bad parts stop being so racist! +"Best-looking CG in Steins;Gate 0, IMO",I think there is another scene in the game with the same style... also featuring Suzuha! +"What Would Happen If You Were Swallowed by a Whale? | There are no whales that we know of that are interested in or even capable of swallowing you whole. If one of them were to try to do so, you would die.",*but in the Bible...* +I've been saying that for almost an year.,But your reddit account is only 7 months old +Oblivion PVM's Clan Picture 2016,stud is better +I've heard that the Razer Blade gtx 1080 is the best. Definitely won't be the cheapest.,It doesn't have that Linus Seal of Approval though +Brexiters vindicated? Merkel: Asylum-seeker may have carried out Berlin attack,Quality article +"What, complimenting a white person mentioning them being white is racist?","Yes, it's incredible you didn't know this." +Amarna's third skill heals 30% of his own max hp to all allies.,where is my Kumar's buff on medidate now? +"No, that would be really, really stupid, drawing attention to yourself by going to the police like that.",maybe I should have used a +"I think the real problem is the inability to distinguish between opinion piece, genuine news, fake news, and bias.","A profound lack of high school level literacy, basically." +I feel sorry for this sub from the 22nd onward,Why is there some sort of sale? +"Based german followes terrorist for two hours, until the police comes.",omg he was stalking a poor muslim! +Every day I am reminded of how mind numbingly stupid people are......,Good luck seeing when its dark out +"Could be the fucking smileys, could be you feeling the need to censor the word shitty, could be you spelling though fucking doe. Take your pick.",TIL that using two smileys and spelling the word though ironically is apparently a crime punishable by death in this sub. +Can't blame the guy for trying his hand in the spotlight. Conor gave him a great opportunity and he's trying to make the most of it. In the end if he gains a following and makes some money is it really that bad? I'm sure he's a fine dude. The moralist high ground position so many people take is getting tiresome.,"Fuck the morals, right?" +"Agree with you 100%, why do I get a weird reaction when I sexually identify as a tank?",Because your jokes are stale? +"We need a word on reddit for when someone makes a joke or is being sarcastic and the joke goes over someone elses head, like some kind of quick reply to jokingly diss the naive redditor that missed it.",How about forgot my sarcasm tags? +Nova Lei das Teles,"Mas agora, com as novas franquias de internet, o valor das assinaturas vai baixar e todo mundo vai conseguir usar a internet sem gargalo." +"Yeah, totally western fault that. 100%.",Haha +"Anyone interested in a chop thread? If you've never heard the term, chopping is a term used in tournament poker to split the prize pool among the remaining players, as opposed to playing down to one player and assigning prizes for 1st, 2nd, 3rd, etc. You wouldn't accept a chop if you were the clear favorite (had a ton of chips), but in an even matchup, it might make sense to eliminate variance and guarantee a bigger win for both players. I've recently been offered a chop in one of my leagues, and I have a friend in another league who just sent me his matchup to see if he should accept a chop offer... I'm wondering if this is unique to my group of friends (we play a lot of poker...) or if splitting prize money is common among other FF players? I'd be interested in a request thread for people in the playoffs to post both lineups for review to see if a chop is in your best interest, or if you should roll the dice for the championships.. but I have no idea if there's any demand out there for that.","I will echo everyone else who is saying man up, play for it all If you're *really* in a situation where the fantasy payout would have a large impact on your life, financially, then maybe you should reconsider playing at all." +G2 test at walkey centre in a few days.,If the stop sign has a white boarder it's stoptional +"Ah, ok...",I should have really added an +Could I get a LC on these? Are there even fakes of these?,"There are fakes, but those are legit" +It's just a piece of fabric wrapped around the head. It's not that big of a deal. They have their own concept of decency and acceptable attire in Iran that should be respected like any other culture or country.,"Ok, but that's not reciprocated when they come to Western countries tho is it?" +Not sure that's supposed to accomplish anything?,I think the purpose of this card is to be pulled by Krul the Unshackled so all the demons you pull from your hand have charge and probably win you the game +Just run with it,Great tip. +"Yeah, how dare someone have supported and voted for the president elect. The gall of these people, exercising their constitutional rights to vote.",Great strawman. +Savitar,But that doesn't look like a Gundam at all! +Is this chick into body organ harvesting ???,I thought that was the joke. +Japanese Puffer fish is Nature's Artist,The maze...BERNARD...BERNARD MY BOY. +He'll probably pay out of his own pocket. He is a millionaire after all.,"Yeah, that totally fits his character" +I did 500 test/250 deca for my joints and rotator and felt great! I'd give it a try and see how it treats you,How long was your cycle? +No it's not.,"Nah, I think he's just responding to the OP with something he's heard from fellow car people." +The most expensive mobile data country: Canada,Guys cmon it is because they have to cover all of Canada in cell towers....and there are hills...and snow! +is Zul;jin gonna be another assassin?,"Ofc he will, this game needs even more assassins and specialy new heroes from Wow" +"I went to NYC some time ago and we got a pizza from some random joint that had pasta as a topping. We got a half lasagna and half penne vodka pizza. I don't remember the name, but can you list me a bunch of places that do this? Also, you guys really like your grimaldi's pizza eh?","Pretty much any local pizza place will do pasta toppings, although the specifics will depend on what they have on hand" +It's almost like they built it with slave labor during a time when no one owned the land used. If only we could strip land rights and citizenship from people again. Hopefully soon.,Can't wait till America is great again! +What's the issue here? It is working as intended,"The way Sombra's teleport works caused a weird hook thing, so Roadhog's hook must be broken!" +Driving home for Christmas (FK2 CTR),You're driving in the wrong side of the road Obligatory +"Dryden even won a Conn Smythe before winning the Calder. Both him and Roy won the Smythe during their first year, but only Dryden won the Calder",Montreal has such shit luck with netminders +Yup :( and that's sad because her VA is known to LOVE cake.,"Oh yeah, she referenced that in the line she did wishing her fan/friend a happy birthday." +"Any opinions or tech about S2 Necalli out there? Having his forward throw slowed by 6F basically means any throw is a complete reset to neutral, which is really hampering my ability to apply continual pressure. Has any lab master put work into him yet?","I highly suggest watching Sajam's stream, he was covering Necalli changes for a solid amount of time yesterday and going over his new setups." +My faith has been shattered.,in the Admor or the Clintons? +Why not,Because he knows he'll be mentioned in that thread and his ego isn't ready for it yet. +Damn,I bet one of those suggestions is removing self-bleed on the boston basher. +"Not only that. There are far more Muslims in the world who have a completely different understanding of the Islam then this mental dinosaurs. And only because they say they are the Islamic State, doesn't make it true at all.","Ah yes, good old moderate, tolerant Islam." +"Unless we the people actually get off our butts and do something (ie. major protests like you see in European countries) nothing will ever change. While I don't support Trump (nor did I support Clinton), I am very curious to see how he shakes up the US Government, while as of right now it doesn't look good, I hope he does good, and like others I will give him a chance because, as of now, he's our president and we must unite.","Yeah... I mean, sure he's already causing international incidents NOW... but maybe he'll do better once he actually takes office." +But it wouldn't be cost effective for an individual.,"In the future, it might be *more* cost effective to buy a cheap thin client and rent server time, than to buy an expensive workstation every few years." +That's just as much racial profiling as stopping black kids in a nice neighborhood (which is also fucked up and not okay). What gives? You just pull over white women because they're in an area where they don't see many white women?,Im sure shes telling the WHOLE truth and not bending the truth to make her sound cooler +"I don't think it's necessarily a problem. It's a personal choice thing. I've always been fine with getting players customized on newer junior team jerseys just because the older ones are so hard to find or getting legends who are still involved with the team on current jerseys. Personally, I think getting Lemieux on a current jersey would be fine. He's still heavily involved with the team so it's not bad at all. Others don't like it. At the end of the day it's whatever you're comfortable with. As long as you aren't one of those fools getting Gretzky 99 on random teams jerseys...",Like the Blues! +I really don't understand this attitude. What in your opinion is the point of wow?,Running MoS keys obviously! +You guys?,"Yeah we're a collective intelligence, kinda like the borg." +Heres my little draven play of the day :),downvote for misleading summoner name +"if you're that talented why haven't you made it? Yeah it's that simple, let's pretend there isn't a shit load of luck involved.",first thing that came to mind was because of uptight cunts like **you lot** +Right -- and the 5th -- an even more conservative court handed down that other recent decision overturning the Texas voting ID law -- also finding it to blatantly discriminate . Just goes to show a) legislators are pandering more or becoming more extreme and/or b) traditionally conservative courts are still doing their jobs. Probably a bit of both. I will say that SCOTUS (with Scalia) has been so pro-business it's astounding (IMO). Yes they've delivered some surprisingly liberal opinions on domestic issues but fuck all when it effects big business -- they have been siding with them over employees and consumers for the past 50 years. P.S. I'm a Warren/Brennan Court fan myself if that tells you anything.,"It's as if the justices aren't just stereotypes of conservative and liberal but actually complex people who know the difference between right and wrong, who would have thought it." +Weidman responds to Mousasi's twitter call out,"Well of course he said that, he read our comments on the other thread and said , yea, I do deserve some time off to recover!" +The_Dumbass logic,Because that's actually what liberals think! +People coming to white males for solutions? Some things never change I guess.,The white man's burden +Jeff eats 4 nades,"This isn't fluff, ok thanks mods..." +New Game: Where's Joltik?,If you give up [It's on Zebstrika's nose] +"you don't know how to speak english properly either LMFAO, I didn't know costumers bought high qualility fake IDs you fucking scrub","It's props for their school play, duh." +"Ah, the old three panels down on the left, then back up to the top and then four panels down on the right format. Totally makes sense.",The only way to improve it is with comic sans. +"I'm all for this but I think we do need a striker. If Diego has an injury, I don't know how we can cope.",And Bats can fuck right off. +What i would do for a bit of internet,Part of me wants to assume you live in Australia like I do :( +Shes fucking leaving me,She probably didn't deserve you to begin with! +"Mate...AVB had our highest points return, he was such an amazing manager. We punched above our weight and he's the next Mourinho. Don't slander him.",I sure hope this is +How do people feel about that Asus GTX 1070 strix OC for $530?,After mail in rebate so it's shit Also it says 1070 g1 for $519 on the next page if you want to deal with rebate +"Was actually accepted into the beta program, but didn't take it due to the crazy price tag. Glad I didn't now, since it was a pretty high failure.",It was because people like you that these failed. +Why mexicans?,They're expendable. +probably means 28 delivery. More importantly ... MacBooks on the 28th???,"Yeah, that would be fantastic!" +Sold a Macbook to fund my new system,You mean to suggest a desktop is cheaper than a powerful laptop? +Also need to factor in hardware related issues due to faulty boards etc... Basically buy btc and hold unless you have a good sum of money,I think you meant 'hodl' +"I've tried many different configuration modes, including having my PC set to get DNS from the Pi, some to use whatever the router sets, and sometimes set to Google's DNS so I can do research since any time I'm pointed to the Pi it fails. On other devices where I've never set a custom DNS, it fails, so that's not my issue, I assure you.",did you try to remove the secondary dns server from your router? +no lol each my bad,"Get down voted for clearing things up, gotta love a voting system in a trading sub" +No chatrooms in new client This is horror for people who want to powerlevel new account. Where I can find people to play now?,upvoted for visibility +What sequel is better than the original?,Assassins Creed 2 Uncharted 2 Mass Effect 2 +"Agony, ecstacy, peace. Every passing has a beauty all on its own ~Karthus",GAZE UPON ME AND DESPAIR Gotta love the LOTR reference. +"Terper so butthurt someone as not hot as me would turn down men, he wrote a whole post about it then messaged me to let me know.",Your hair and lip color are amazing! +I will keep you in mind!,me 3 +The amount of up votes this thread got makes me think we need to organize an Ontario reddit meetup.,That could be a good time +"We need mods who are actually going to do something this time around not make rules then let shit posters and misinformation of spread about. Get the Chinese crap out of here, get the gram shots out, get everything irrelevant out and get back to talking about extraction techniques and results like this sub was built for","As soon as the affordable Chinese glass goes away, the extraction techniques will come pouring in, guaranteed." +7/10 is a good start,Lol - must've read my comment before the game. +"The staunch SJW type is a small subset of the party, not the party itself. And saying that's what the whole party now represents is no different from when liberals claim conservatives are all in the KKK. Neither are true. This is just some heavily biased individual attacking his own made-up strawman.",For being a small subset -- they seem to hold the most sway on the rhetoric and direction of your party. +rate my game so far,2/10 Ottomans not removed. +He is explaining to people right in front of their faces how he is lying to them and they cheer him. This is why I think Trump supporters are inbred subhumans barely an evolutionary step above apes.,"No no no, it's all economic anxiety and you're a liberal elitist for calling them dumb." +"What if you're from MD, DE, or NJ? Or what if you like beer from those states?",Then you have bad tastes and you should feel bad +"I'm a British Republican and dislike the concept of monarchy on principle, however Elizabeth Windsor is an astounding woman who has given her entire life to Britain and the commonwealth. You don't have to like the monarchy to like her. Whenever she passes, the world will be a poorer place.",TIL the queen's last name. +Why's the nigga trying to change form just before he nuts?,I'm assuming to last longer +"Well, there IS a Sentra SE-R. Could be confusing...",Well that's basically the same thing as a GT-R at that point +Sadly this isn't a laughing matter. Your friend is in a terrible relationship and it is far from healthy and indicative of a normal relationship.,"Yep, from hearing 2 minutes of them arguing you totally understand their relationship better than them." +M E R C Y,M A I N +"I am an advertiser (copywriter.) When I was young, I thought it would be a great business to get in. To be creative, come up with commercials (like my hero at the time Ridley Scott) was all I wanted. Now 30 years in the business, with nothing of value to show but digitized memories of the many well crafted pieces of marketing propaganda, I feel like a fool and a fraud. I'm trying to figure out how to take my skillset and apply them to something new but it all comes down to manipulation and coercion (although this year we worked on the Sanders presidential campaign and that felt good.)","Hey jr designer and art director here, cannot wait" +"For the first time in 37 years, it has snowed in the Sahara",Trump was clearly right about global warming. +"More than 43 per cent of high school girls are not immunized against HPV, despite being offered the vaccine for free in schools. If there was a magic bullet to prevent cancer, would you take it? The answer for nearly half of Hamilton's high school girls is, No.","Well you won't get it if you aren't a dirty whore, so why bother?" +There is no cable even capable of pushing that resolution yet afaik,"DP 1.4 supports 4K 120 Hz, not quite 144 Hz, but pretty damn close" +Need help identifying an old player. Anybody know who this is?,Any idea on the year the photo was taken? +Anxiety attacks.,"Yeah, CAMH, bunch of fucking amateurs." +I'll show you pictures of my babies in my wallet here give me a second,I got hard drives full of those +"Why do people insist on you following their workout advice even if it's completely retarded?? I was bench pressing today and this fucktard came up and said You shouldn't lower the bar to your lower chest, that doesn't work your chest properly. You should lower it directly over your middle chest. And I tried explaining to him that that's how you fuck up your shoulders, because the only way to bench like he advised to is by flaring your elbows. But it fell on deaf ears. He kept insisting and pushing, even though I explicitly told him I didn't agree with him. Since I only had 1 set left, I pussied out and gave in to try his way so I could get him off my back. Did one set with him controlling the bar path and felt uncomfortable as fuck. I told him this and he said That's because your using too much weight. Fuck you and your retarded bench technique. Then again, he was hanging out with some bodybuilder-looking guy. And we all know bodybuilders usually train like retards, so I shouldn't be surprised. Next time he pulls something like this I'm gonna politely tell him I don't care about his advice. If that doesn't work, I'll just tell him to fuck off cause I didn't ask him shit.",Yeah all bodybuilders train like retards they should just do Strong Lifts 5x5 otherwise they'll never grow +GG Hamilton,"If this is real, I am disowning the Tigercats." +Bullet through a lighter that's near a candle,It's like the lighter is diving away from an explosion. +"To a great season, from the best place in the world.",You took it? +"Ok thank you. I think I will try to get a midi and learn it. I am interested in making House/Deep House so it is unclear to me at this point if it will be necessary to learn it or not. But if it will help with theory and make a cool hobby, it couldn't hurt!",DIN DIN DIN - DUN DUN - DON DON DON DON DON - DON DON DON - DUN DUN - DIN DIN DIN = deephouse +There's an old saying... can't remember.. It had something to do with pots and kettles.,That saying would involve black and the republicans don't want any of those in their America. +"Well, when reputable stats show up, I'm inclined to believe it. Until then, it seems hypocritical for certain members of the police to claim unfair discrimination when it's effectively institutionalized in their job role to enforce it upon others based on their class and skin colour.","I thought if someone says it on the internet it's fact, no?" +Now people will know they missed their exit after they see the street they were supposed to turn on.,They can just slam on the brakes and reverse backwards. +Why Max can't fight Aldo @ 208,Just an excuse to use duiretics for this ankle oedma to cover up the PED holloway is using obviously +"Lol I couldn't tell if you were a second language speaker. Just so you know, we put spaces after punctuation, not before. But I also wouldn't even have noticed if the other guy didn't point it out",That freaking grammar nazi... +Apparently female doctors are commanding left-wing chemists to infiltrate and fill our prescriptions at the pharmacy now. Logic.,"Technically it's not them, it's the feminazi lobby that is infiltrated everywhere and does the dirty job" +what is the meaning of keyboard?,What is? +Diplo is just a savage.,Oooooh burn of the decade +"Guys, I came to this sub for a single question. Is PHP 7 ready for production?",you forgot the +"I didn't clean my rifle for 6 years, and I need some help.","The m16/ar15 is a self cleaning rifle, just fire some rounds out of it and it'll eventually get clean" +#PizzaGate: Unexplained Rates Of Missing Children Surrounding Washington D.C.,Just another coincidence... +"What do democrats offer the working people of West Virginia? I mean really what do they offer these people? Because it has never mattered which side wins, West Virginians still die in coal mines, have the worst education, and the lowest quality of life. So what would voting Dem do?","Well, you got NAFTA and they're still offering up the TPP....." +"Should I buy it? Strictly f2p player and I use no epics,currently at 2500 trophies.",Yeah if you don't use epics you should totally get a fucking epic chest +And even calling it mildly interesting is a stretch. Its just someone wrapping a gift.,But it's a Japanese person doing it fast! +"I was thinking of the Elves, but she works just as well",damn should've included my +What would you do with this team and 1.2 mil coins,I would give it away imo +Congregation member arrested in black church burning in Mississippi,"This is like when a girl falsely accuses a man of rape, which means all rape is untrue." +What would you do with this 3m x 5.5m garage space?,fill it up with all my extra possessions! +and i called for wards hundred times,"to be fair, that was only 27 observer wards, 27 + 32 wards total" +Why is a fictional characters' sexuality even a thing people care about? So they now know what type of r34 to draw?,Changes the gameplay a lot. +YouTuber Adam Saleh has a viral twitter video about getting kicked off of a plane for speaking Arabic and soliciting empathy... when he has an extensive YouTube history on inappropriate plane pranks,"Once I saw the news describe him as a YouTube star, I knew something stupid like this was going on." +Woman goes on a racist rant shopping,Guy's she's just trying to make America great again. +"Eating Sounds I'm relatively new the the game and haven't seen anything recent about his. Has there been any discussion on the eating noise, specifically when eating meat? I find it quite disgusting and am not sure why they decided to go this route for sound effects. The drinking noise is pretty distasteful as well. I mean, it's not like the survivor has been out there for years, so they should still have their basic manners intact, right?","Because of the electro magnetic storm that plague the region, all living creatures have lost their manners." +And I get 4 every game,wow you're so skilled +Has there ever been a man who publicly picked a fight with a Pope and got elected in this country?,That dirty papist JFK was totally scheming with the Vatican to take over America though! +Kappa Alpha Fraternity Temporarily Suspended for Hazing Allegations,"Maybe alumni need to come back to Mizzou and make it clear that these sorts of stories cannot continue, period." +WHITE PEOPLE FUCK WHITE PEOPLE FUCK Is all I can see.,*over minorities +"nope. Someone like Kass, as much as I like her, would never win. Ditto R Hantz, Randy, Corrine, etc. I mean, think of the f3 that would have to exist for Randy to get the votes? Good lawrd. If you look over all of the winners the common elements are intelligence and charm. Lots of intelligent people play, but charm is hard to come by. Would you rather have Stephen's sizable brain or JT's charm?",But what if Kass read more than one book on how to be nice to people? +I'm sure news will break of him signing with a new team and only serving 3 more games. I'll reach for him in the 7th.,Quit your league if Josh Gordon is available in the 7th +"I was at a house party drinking and smoking weed, watching sports center enjoying my buzz until one of my drunk idiot friends starts waving around a gun. I had the presence of mind to call my dad to pick me up. I wasn't gonna stick around to see what was gonna happen if someone got pissed.",How do you drink weed? +"From rares, I've received multiple epic calling cards and the jam camo. But it was for launchers. So yes, they're rather bad.",At least your Howitzer will look good for the 10 hours you might spend on those 20 2+kills. +Just recently finished. Getting dynoed tonight,I like the red and chrome horn that's a nice touch +How do the Chinese name their babies? Throw some pots and pans down the stairs,Put a fork in a blender +Real KT when?,What do you mean - KT is Kael'thas! +"the thing i hate most about losing bonus armor as a prot pally is that without it, Seraphim is a garbage talent that costs somewhere around 50% of your sustained survivability* in exchange for a ~20% dps increase over Righteous Protector *It doesnt help that Seraphim in Legion is not flagged as active mitigation","Damn, that's more than a little unfortunate =/" +"This shows a fundamental difference in how the right and left see the world. To the right this isn't hypocrisy. These men aren't part of the establishment, they are successful businessmen. The establishment are the politicians in Washington, and especially those who've been around for some time. Politicians who mostly don't accomplish much. On the flip side, these billionaires accomplished a lot, they were able to get things done to be successful. I know those on the left associate the rich with the establishment, but that's not how everyone views the term.","Establishment is the democrats who want to raise taxes on these business heroes to help the unworthy, like black single mothers." +Because that's what Christmas is all about - spending time with your family. Good thing your church knows what is important and has it's priorities in the right place.,You dropped this: +Shoplifters 10 favorite things to steal during the holidays - How many on your list?,Perfume made the list but not cosmetics? +Going from iPhone 5 to iPhone 7 plus.. Winning.,You have courage! +Happy Holiday Card from Psyonix,Not enough octanes and dominuses +Woody got a motorcycle,I think this might be getting into cheating territory. +giant dad..... the legend never dies,God fucking bless. +"Haha ymmv but the gun statistics are very strong. It IS a redeeming feature. It's a great gun. Great alpha, pen and good enough handling.",But its not a good gun if the tank is shit duuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh +"How hard is plasti dipping? I am wanting to plasti dip my MK6 GTI, I want to do it gloss black with matte black detailing, I want to know if I will be able to do it myself if I buy the sprayer, what I'm pretty much asking is how hard will it be to mess up and how bad can it possibly be.",Watch the complete guide on the DYC YouTube channel and follow the steps and you should be fine. +Read through about 50 comments without seeing it so i'll say it: Denuvo is great when it's used correctly.,Why? +"Just asked my husband if this is true, response NOPE! And laughed","Yes, because every experience EVER is the same as your husbands..." +It's a positive representation of gay people in video games which is something that doesn't happen a lot. Then on the flipside of that you have a lot of anti gay individuals that are super upset about it.,How can they be anti-gay if they mention in every post how they have nothing against gay people? +"How d'ya figure that people defending Donald Trump are SJWs? SJW generally refers to people on the political left. Does SJW even mean anything anymore, or is it just code for I am a redditor and something has threatened my world view?","He thinks accepting your paychecks is evil, you be the judge." +Youth from Punjab stabbed to death in Paris by Haryana man,Why can't they stab each other at home? +These are cool looking but fall squarely into the crap I don't need category. I do wish your friend success though. :),thanks i ll let him know. +Children - Part 136,Estimated time until Michael x Sammy fanart: 3 minutes +I did break quite a few bones when I was younger ....,clearly your parents gate your skeletal system +"Muslims can't be bad because they are douchebags, it's all because of the religion. If Muslims weren't Muslims, they would be perfect human beings.",You dropped this: +How can I use this work to shutdown those detox pyramid scheme people?,"No, they will now use Nobel Prize Winner explains all about detoxing... with the unauthorized use of his image to sell supplements." +Owner seems more interested in pics than disciplining and caring for the dogs,"Yeah why let dogs play, fuck that noise!" +Muslims,Imagine that +In my career I've realized Redditors can criticize just about everything.,Your comment is shit and no one loves you +"Miami Mayor's Chief Strategist Proposes Insane, Unconstitutional Civility Court",Only if judge Judy will preside +"The thing that drives me nuts is look at the risks of each option. So we switch to alternative energy sources but it ends up global warming is a Chinese hoax. We still have all of our fossil fuels to burn, in fact we've expanded their life span since we're not solely dependent on them. We've diversified our energy sources, created new technoligies and are safer if any one energy source is threatened. If climate change deniers are wrong humanity is fucked food shortages, droughts, loss of costal regions, refugees everywhere pouring in towards the poles. Which risk would they rather take?",But planning for climate change isn't free and therefore we must act on short-term gain! +lol some of the guys in coopers ADCC highlight vid is laughable.. like paul harris and galvao...,Galvao loves Jesus and would NEVER juice +At least Invoker's new spell panel is good,Yeah.... But.. But... Skillcap... +Royal Giant Buff,i want RG to be able to shoot towers from across the field... meaning if you place it behind your king tower it will shoot the other king tower :D that would be epic fun! +Trainer jason is now using the jason deck,should have made the screenshot a bit darker so i can see better... +3 out of 5! *That's only like a quarter of Americans!* Not to bad Dudirty.,"As an American, i find this statistic utterly inaccurate and unpresidented!" +Did my first dungeon and got called an idiot So yesterday I had some great fun in ESO. I've only really been playing for a couple of weeks and I decided to do my first dungeon. So I joined the queue and entered the dungeon with a random group. As I had never done a dungeon before I really had very little idea what I was supposed to do so seeing as I was just DPS I followed the tank around and just attacked what he was attacking so I didn't pull aggro which would have probably got me killed (I did in fact die a few times which I'm sure was because I was new and not really paying attention). We wiped a couple of times on one of the bosses but we beat the whole dungeon in about an hour which I thought was good going for a random pickup group. So my real question is is there anything that I should know about dungeons to avoid being called an idiot for not knowing what I am doing? I've still only done one dungeon so I have no idea about the tactics required for each dungeon in the game.,Is there perhaps an online compendium or youtube channel that has boss mechanics detailed? +Jewish family fears for safety after school cancels 'A Christmas Carol' show: Report,Because there's nothing more Christian than intimidating a Jewish family. +You might be on to something...the world has an abundance of Amazon boxes...surely they could be repurposed...,#Boxes4Frak +"I don't think idiot is a medical term, it used to mean people who are not interested in politics in Ancient Greece.",And now the entire joke is ruined based on semantics +ETSU Football Annouces 2017 Schedule,"Lot of FCS schools in the schedule, could use a little more strength" +The fact that you can see the screen tear ruins it for me.,what does that mean +Is the hat just his hair?,"It has no hair, that's just the sword" +"I'll be 37 in 3 weeks. After years of being painfully close, I FINALLY ran a marathon under 3 hours.",Damn go to the gym you scrawny as hell. +"I also feel that maybe, just maybe, Mew2king does so well because he's a top 5 player. The guys comment before is rather confusing","no you're crazy its solely because marth beats fox, M2K isn't that good anyways" +Who created this subreddit?,FNaF fans obviously +You must not have been a fan in the 90s,"False, I only became a fan because of the 90s" +Never thought I'd see the day I could look at my wingman from the cockpit of my B-25. THANK YOU GAIJIZZLE!,"Needs NSFW tag: words found in title: cock, jizz" +It's only government overreach when X does it.,It's a proven fact that Republicans can't be Authoritarian. +The Harvard newspaper's review of Blonde discusses the FrankOcean subreddit,"Wow, that's a beautifully written review of the album" +Sex offender banned from approaching women for life,Uh... or you could just put him in jail. +Taking a nap sounds awesome too tbh.,Never knock a nap. +"On a side note, don't read the comments on that site.",Cause the comments in here are always much better... +To be fair - they aren't cucks. They're pedophiles.,"Yea, let's not trigger the actual cucks more than we already have." +I would call this indoctrination. But whatever.,"It's their culture, you bigot." +"My day was awesome. how was yours? Two happy things happened to me today. A friend invited me over to spend christmas with is family so I wouldn't be alone and the gift from my secret santa arrived today. People at work love to tease me and finding out that I was participating in an online secret santa gave them lots of fodder. They had never heard of Reddit before I spoke of it and consider it just another outandoutann is weird thing. I put my work address for secret santa and received the package today. Everyone was shocked and excited when the front-desk secretary called to say there was a package for me. I LOVE my gift, It's exactly the kind of thing I love and everyone agrees that it's the perfect gift cause it's so me. I can't stop smiling. Also, I was sure I would have to spend Christmas alone. Two other families had already invited me to spend it with them but I wasn't sure I wanted to. One family is very religious and I'm sure they will want to go to church etc. I'm an agnostic atheist and I'm not against church but I don't want to spend Christmas in one. The other is the family of an ex-boyfriend of a friend. I'm not close to him, don't know his family and they live far away. I was going to stay at home but the friend I spent last Christmas with invited me to join him again this year and I'm stoked. My day was awesome, how was yours?",Working at a car was around christmas is fun! +What's a manhole?,A man hole is essentially an entrance to a sewer system. +We got love after lebron came back,But if Love wasn't available and willing to come LeBron may not have decided to come back. +"He is a McDonald's grade Clinton. He is still doing horrible things, but at a grassroots level.",McClinton = hamburgaler Hillary = Grimmace Bill = Creepy pervert Ronald McDonald +"It wasn't a pause of do I try to save them it was a pause of calculating where the car was going, and where to dodge to. You don't want to grab the kids and pull them INTO the car's path by misjudging where the car is going.",I think it was him overcoming his self preservation instinct and diving headlong into harms way. +A closer look at yogstation's moderation team.,But where's the ambiguously autistic Adam having a tantrum in the corner? +A widespread plague will irrupt from an eastern country.,Spoopy +"Raise your Bortles, giving out chortles",Bortles gonna bort. +Three arrested after mass brawl in Sydney's CBD,Good to see that the lockout laws are working. +I just leveled my lv 30 twink cuz I'm done with the swamp PvP,Well there isn't a SINGLE person above level 70 whos hasn't atleast a +9 weapon. +"crimson pulsus, white spiralis, FG pulsus",hmm ive never seen white spiralis but I imagine it looks sick +"You don't have to be fat to be out of shape. I'm certainly not fat and am very well toned and I eat a spot on diet, but I'm absolutely not in shape. Maybe they're a 60 overall on fitness, which would be a pass. But when you look at someone like Chicago, they look at about an 80, they've got so much stamina and hop comparatively. And certainly our shit roster is probably not wanting to put in the effort now that they're already out of it, but I think it's a component.",Round is a shape! +They won't get bail. They'll be deemed too much of a risk.,i forgot the +"Yeah, my mom says this shit. But she also buys the cheapest meat, dairy, etc. that's available, so no. If she knew how much the humane version cost... She also likes to tell me about how she grew up on a farm, blah blah blah. Like, I don't even have to bring up veganism. I never do, in fact; I don't say a word about what anyone is eating unless I'm asked. But she'll spontaneously start talking about watching her dad kill animals, the time a headless chicken ran after her, etc. There's some serious denial & avoidance going on, that's for sure.","crazy how all of our parents / family somehow grew up on a farm, giving them the insight and low-down on how factory farming REELY works" +"Man you really can't go wrong with your line-up. I almost lean toward benching Marshall just because the other games are projected to be higher scoring. With Norman covering OBJ, Shepard could go off. SD vs Indy will be high scoring and we all know what TY is capable of. Diggs has proven so far to be solid and Marshall is a beast, but his injury may limit him.","I agree with you, my only worry is verrett on hilton, he seems to be a ff nightmare in the small sample size we have for WR1's." +What was the strangest punishment your parents gave you?,"I was late to babysit my younger siblings once, so once my mum had come home - when I was asleep -she shaved off one of my eyebrows... She'd been drinking." +Let's just hope she is not infected by the Leaf fan mentality of thinking you're the centre of the world and invincible.,"Nah, that's just a general Toronto attitude" +What TV series is still going and you cannot understand how?,"British Soap TV Programmes like... Coronation Street Eastenders Like seriously how can you constantly keep recycling the same plotlines and stories, year in year out, oh another disaster at christmas for one of the families or another crashed wedding, not sure if these British TV programmes have had one happy Christmas without one disaster yet." +They also changed the lights on the pokestop. Just cause something is changed doesn't mean people were offended by it.,Thats what they want you to think! +"Q: How does a Reaver clean his space harpoon? A: He puts it through the Wash! ... okay, I'm going to go have a cry now.",Thank goodness Tudyk hasn't played any spacefaring characters that have died recently. +Thanks for further illustrating my point.,"if you want well illustrated points, switch channels when amy schumer is on" +A coworker asked me if I wanted to see pictures of her daughter and I said not really. She didn't speak to me for a couple of weeks.,Does sound a bit rude to be fair. +Trump HHS Pick Said Medicare Phaseout Would Pass Next Summer,Does this mean the thousands of dollars I've paid into Medicare so far will be refunded to me? +Do you not remember Romney saying Russia was the biggest threat to the US a few years ago?,He was being sarcastic. +This. Else all the newcomers won't be there in few weeks.,They probably wouldn't have anyway +Weird baby statue at my tattoo artist shop!,Halloween props are now wtf? +Supernatural has jumped the shark so many times I have no idea how it's still a show... or why I'm still watching it.,Came here to post this +But then you wouldn't exist. /paradox,Woah whaaaaattttt i didnt know that +The Rogue Won,Hopefully that wasnt a spoiler... +Multidirectional records with direction defined per signal would be amazing. One single structure to hold both the inputs and the outputs! I would pay a lot for that.,Oh yeah! +ISIS burns 2 Turkish soldiers to death,Fuck ISIS. +Another below average night for Dubnyk. Only .941 SV% and a disappointing 2 GAA. Shame.,"He's just the worst, isn't he?" +"guys, what if Jesus was born a woman? Do you think she would have been hot?!?! omg","Jesus=trans man=canon, let's gather an eighth ecumenical council!" +"I can travel to distant planets in the blink of an eye, and be resurrected an infinite amount of times, but I have to visit Shiro and the like for a face to face instead of whipping out my cellphone to tell them I've performed the menial task of the week.",Do you see any cell towers around +but he lost to Ichigo. so who is Ichigo in LoL terms?,Febiven xD +Yeah she's definitely not a camwhore. I watched her stream a bit and personally found her to be annoying because she seems like the real life stereotype of an I can't even girl. But other than that she's literally just a female streamer who's popular.,How dare she! +US still controlled by elite despite Trump's claim to speak for working class,*Shocker* no one saw that coming +I can offer neither of those,Oh man I wish I was funny +This is amazing progress! You should be proud!,"Ikr, looks like my 2nd grader drew the first one!" +"I'm happy that we will now have a President that actually CARES about America and it's people. Don't believe in all the Liberal, MSM brainwashing. I am confident in Trump's leadership ability. Obama has failed us.",You forgot your +"Specially if it makes sense, like the metric system","You know there are two kinds if counties in this world: counties that have been to the moon, and counties that use the metric system" +"Actually, I'm home with the flu, alone, on Christmas eve, and was hoping somebody out there felt as I do. So sorry to be such a shitty horrible human being for posting an idea that you don't like. Thanks for adding to my lovely night.",Oh don't worry I'm the only one one who does not like the idea hence the downvotes. +Best mode to find DLC maps?? Any reccomendations or secret modes you might know of?,Salvation +"What if I told you that a 4th round rookie QB would enter the league as a 3rd string QB and in an amazing turn of events, lead his team to a #1 Seed in the NFC? This is the story of Dak Prescott",Then wins the super bowl. +why isn't being qualified to do something considered enough experience to get a job these days?,Because being qualified to do something and having experience actually doing it are two different things. +"I DEMAND a compensation. Like a 6* rankup ticket or maybe four of them. Right now. It's absolutely unacceptable that some people get more than me, whereas I'm clearly the best and most important MFF player. NM needs to send me 10 thousand crystals to make up for this travesty or I will RIOT. Alternatively it's also okay if the excess tokens are taken away from everyone who received them by hacking the game. kthxbye.",Please tell me this is +It's still expensive,But I put in $20 regardless so the prices do not affect me. +Two Italian brothers on epic search for hallucination mushrooms to help them chase women into dark castles.,Mafia 3? +How Much I (NOT ME) Make On Youtube Revealed,"and now he's gonna have to look for another source of income, because that is against TOS/ND" +What number are you?,Does something special happen if a roll dubs or trips? +"Sources: FC Schalke 04 finalizes roster, picks up VandeR, Upset and more",He lives with me in Northern Ireland +Car set on fire in Dublin as man slept inside,"Christ, what a horrible thing to do to someone." +One of my favourite pie charts,I don't get it. +Clermont Lounge,Never gets old +"Best city/weather in New Zealand, I like it warm. Hi I'm thinking about moving to your beautiful country. Wondering what city recommendations you have. Moving from the US so initially I figured Auckland but have read so much about poor infrastructure and high housing costs I'm rethinking. Any Recs for a city or large town with the most conveniences + great weather? I am not a fan of winters in general and like to keep it on the warmer side, or at least just mild winter. Thoughts? Thanks in advance!",Invercargill or Dunedin. +How many of their countrymen must be slaughtered by mohamaden before they want das guantanamo?,Yeah because abandoning the liberal principles of our society in thr face of assaults against those values is exactly how we beat the terrorists +"Watch Batman Beyond and pay attention to Terry's personality. Damian in this game has a lot of his personality traits. Combine Terry, Damian from the comics, Robin and Nightwing from the games, and Bruce from the games.",Glad to see someone who claims to work on the game know specifics... +"The sub shits on The Sun, yet Daily Mail is a totally fine publication? WTF poeple.",Foreign = Exotic! +In restraints - how exactly?,Restraints on the peg legs so they can't run ;) +Geen idee. Maar in zo'n geval kan je altijd nog gewoon zeggen dat je niet aan social media doet.,Nou *dat* is pas verdacht! +It's not subtle.,... i guess now i understand why people type +"I agree that the doc makers edit of this testimony is unfortunate and unnecessary...and deliberate. But you can't edit in a smirk. You can alter the perception of when it happened but not create it. Nor can you make AC raise and lower his hands or shift his eyes as he did. The man was uncomfortable and it showed. Surely, as a member of LE, he has testified in court before; why was he so nervous? I also agree AC had little reason to be involved, other than, perhaps, being a good soldier. But he was running for sheriff, and he admitted he was concerned about possibly being added to the lawsuit. The license plate call, from a cell phone instead of his radio, has never made sense to me, unless he thought he had spotted the vehicle. His wording was strange, too; why wouldn't he say: Lynn, can you give me the info again on that missing person's vehicle? instead of treating it like a license plate check?",I think he had a crush on Lydia and just wanted an excuse to hear her voice +harsh :(,People in that thread really didn't take kindly to us :/ +Stop that cancerous shit,Stop that cancerous shit audio visual glitch +"Conspiracies fail because they limit themselves to proof that is immediately observable. Why a front for child porn would put anything close to child porn in their name is beyond me. But then again, this shops *isn't* putting anything remotely close to CP in their title.",So that proves they are a front for child porn. +"I don't get this whole let people define their own gender thing. Surely we'd just be better off just not using biological sex as an indicator of a persons personality. If we didn't define certain things as masculine or feminine (and I mean personality traits and likes/dislikes etc, not genitals) then would we still get people feeling like they're the wrong gender?","I never gave a shit what was masculine or feminine, the problem was that I wasn't a girl." +Not a big deal; just have it right next time :-),"lol the sad thing is that this is my second time posting this ad, first time i didnt have a timestamp" +"Se proprio gli preme, possono pure fare un asilo come vogliono loro con blackjack e malattie di lusso.",Ma pure senza blackjack... +What motherboard? What headset? Usually it's s headset not the motherboard that causes issues.,I'm running a Z170 Pro Gaming and a pair of G230's. +Find out who that fucker is. Bring your boys down to his house and deal with it that way.,And bring johnny to break his legs +A quick summary of every Isaac episode,Wasn't enough talk of getting to boss rush on time. +It was only a joke :) are you a regular on the sub?,"I come here at least once a week, but I rarely post or comment anything to be honest :)" +"Couture and Rousey in the Expendables are also options but yeah GSP is top. There was also Kevin James's Here Comes the Book with Chael, Bas, and others",Mayhem is in that briefly. +He actually said the wall was unnecessary thanks to mountains and vicious rivers.,Yeah the Rio Grande is quite treacherous... +"Fusion becomes a viable energy source: Oil wars would be a thing of the past, greenhouse gasses/global warming would improve, and best of all - Tesla stock would skyrocket so that I'd get rich and Musk could focus more on colonizing Mars (so we're no longer a single planet species in case of an asteroid impact).","Fusion is only 20 years away from being a viable energy source, and always will be." +"Apparently, it's because we think black people can't be successful without white help or something.",Crazy ideas like that are why Trump won! +When did we normalize acting like children? What you just described is the behavior of a child. Not an adult.,"Oh yea, because giving someone a douche-y gift as a political statement is neither petty, nor passive-aggressive..." +Thats not bad. I kicked a retard down 20 flights of stairs realllly hard. i dont even feel bad. He fell soooo hard. I also beat the shit out of him in the middle of class rofl. The dean just gave me a warning. Got off scott free,LMAO fucking retards +"A piss poor attitude, BO, an absolutely tiny johnson (like microdick, 3 we can deal with), anxiety attacks, paranoia, and not listening.",How dare you specifically target me +"What car did you want when you were a kid when you got your license? Not your dream car, but one you wanted and thought you could afford.",My current daily driver :) Need for Speed and Tokyo Drift definitely inspired me to get a 350Z. +Coloring Book was the first project to chart solely off of streams. He has a Grammy nomination. His concerts are *packed*. He had dinner at the White House. He's mainstream.,well.... my parents havent heard of him yet so he must not be mainstream! +"No, my just waited 20 minutes to win, running around that place for whole time. Also, other people can exploit other spots, and when you leave them to search for other ones - they instantly starting repairing the phone, for example. If you get back there - they just run to the abuse spot again and wait either for you to leave, so they could call the police or wait for the end of the round, or chase them for entire match so they can win either way. And people will abuse that get out of jail free ticket as much as they can.",Infinites take skill +yeah right after he said you don't want to do that because it's horrible.,"He said not to fire it in the house when loaded, but he of course knew it definitely was not so he can fiddle with the trigger cause he's super safe!" +"The playoff games should not be on New Years eve. I have to either miss doing stuff with my family (which I don't want to do) or miss the college football playoffs (which I also don't want to do, but I will to be with family). Put those games on New Years day when I'm hungover and ready to spend it all in bed watching awesome cfb games.",Didn't they talk about moving them because ratings dropped last year? +I once saw a video where a monkey ate it that way too. Then I tried it and it's way easier! You just squeeze the lititle end and then peel. Sometimes peeling the normal way you can mash up the top of the nanner or you can't separate the peels. Never happens when you go backwards. Be lIke the monkeyes. They're the experts.,Monkey's shit in their hands and fling it..shall we do that too? +Aleppo thoughts Let's just have a conversation here. Does it blow anyone elses mind that people actually think that there's nothing going on in Syria and that it's some sort of fake news story? Because that's astounding to me. All the evidence that seems to be for that viewpoint is small things like People seen celebrating Christmas in Aleppo so there's no real fighting going on. Something like that is what I saw a bunch of people sharing. I didn't Muslims celebrate Christmas. Especially on the 22nd and 23rd.,What's Aleppo? +"From small machima company run out of a spare bedroom to the point at which they have a dedicated guy to build stupid ideas into great videos, Roosterteeth has come a long way. Up next buy a scientist to sit in the podcast perhaps they could pull some of cord and they literally drop into frame just long enough to clear up the science confusions then back into the rafters and back to the dick stories.",Haha they actually have a separate podcast now where they literally talk to a scientist about common science misinterpretations and hypothetical questions. +I'd replace rivers with cousins.,You forgot the +So I have to ask. Are fathers proud of their daughters because of how pretty they are? I can see being proud of your daughter's accomplishments.,Silly gals are only valued for how attractive their physical appearance is to me. +Gunblade plus the w heal is pretty sick,Especially if you can throw a spirit Visage in there (depending on game) +"OK, I'm gay too, and funny or not, it's still rude to gay people either way.","I, too, am offended by simple low-hanging jokes." +"Europeans Are Getting Poorer, And More Unequal",Some family values and demonization of political correctness will surely put more money in the hands of forlorn workers! +Wow. 5% upvoted. This might be the lowest scoring post I've seen here in a while,"Well, you are from California." +"Or made the jail time for crack, a black drug, severely worse than cocaine, it's white counterpart.","Nah, systematic racism doesn't exist." +Absolutely. It already has an in game clock and calendar. They could just tie it in and be good to go. Or have the game run something in the background that apply a hidden identifier when it is picked up. Something as simple as starting at 1 counting up indefinitely.,I mean or just literally add it to the top of the list when picked up. +"That depends, do you think you're depressed?","WebMD says I am, so it must be true" +"Why? Both are women married to very wealthly men, and I'm sure that both sincerly love their husbands.","Who wouldn't love such a kind, compassionate soul?" +I can think of a few: slow attacks long decays+releases lots of reverb creative uses of delays,That's my current bread and butter but it's always nice to find others feel the same! +Remind them that circular argument is a fallacy.,God created fallacies therefore it is proof of God. +"There used to be many Arab Christians in the middle east, in particular in Lebanon. However most of them were killed or fled in civil war following the immigration of Palestinian refugees, making them a minority.",A lot of Christian Arabs from/in the Levant region prefer/want to be referred to as Levantine over Arab +"I've gotten two MONTH long chat bans. First was for saying commie de vs need to fix the game second was for saying y'all niggas trippin after my team insisted that I, in an A6M3, could catch a corsair... I've said way way way worse and not been banned. It really all depends on if theres a mod in your game or not",Or if someone was offended and reported you +"Conejero is a term applied to the specific type of mugger that follows the victim to an ATM or bank, and waits for them to come out knowing that they'll probably be carrying cash on their persons.",What does the ' =) ' mean tho? +Looks like I'm not getting any World Quests done today.,My life. +"This is the first crate I unboxed today. Thanks Valve, I am having a very merry smissmas.",Uncle Dane fanboy +Umm yeh if it bugs you that much get a razer keyboard.,"As trolly as this sounds it is your best option, the two companies most likely make it so their software doesn't play well together." +Women have different heart attack symptoms don't they?,Careful now - you might offend transwomen. +"put a PS4 on your keychain permanantly. seriously just do this, its one of the best things you can do. Also put a maratac AAA on there. 2 of the most worthwhile purchases ive made.",Playstation 4 will hardly fit there +"I have small dick, should I just give up? So I wanna you know...experiment but I doubt a guy with larger dick will let me fuck him and I don't feel like being a bottom, not the first time I'm with a man at least. How does it even work in your community? What defines the roles so to say? God this is embarassing please don't laugh.",If a guy cares about your dick size then move the fuck along. +"Saved from dog meat festival, 37 dogs en route to Montreal","Waiting for the La Banquise guy to chime in... Go on, I dare you!" +What are the good things that happened in 2016?,Donald Trump being elected. +A weeklong Israeli bombing campaign in 2014 killed vastly more palestinians than palestinians have killed Israelis in the entire history of the conflict.,and yet Hamas continues to fight and put Palestinians in danger of collateral fire +Isn't this the alt-right in a nutshell?,This is why Trump won +No. Titanfall 2 is the biggest pile of shit man. Respawn took everything great that worked in the first game and completely fucked it up.,You forgot the +New Class(?),"no, of course not(?)" +"Nah, I'll just get my 39-and-a-half foot breaker bar.",Did those extra 6 make all the difference between that wrench and the previous model? +"Advice: Is the they can't stand each other at the beginning of the adventure but then are together at the end trope too overplayed? Sorry for the meaty title but I'm writing a weird west adventure story and I have this kind of rough and tumble cowboy guy going on this adventure with this city girl. I was briefly entertaining the notion of them getting together, maybe not forever but that they both are kind of interested in each other by the end. Is this too overplayed? I guess on one hand I'm writing an adventure story but I also don't want to be cliche. Any thoughts or help would be appreciated!","Yeah, dynamic characters are so gauche" +Are you serious?,"Nope, no tag" +"Volume 3 is the end, right? I'm hoping this series has a happy romantic conclusion, but somehow I really doubt it.",How'd you find out when the series is slated to end? +Brodie is averaging 44.3/10.7/8.3 in the last three. Jesus,"not a triple double, what a scrub." +I did not anticipate this particular dystopian future,But F2P mobile gaming is the future! +we don't have a presidential election in 2018,It was that attitude that made Dems lost the election +"Here's a recap - Trump was more concerned about the size of his building than the terrorist attack. Hillary jumped into action, calling for a response, then fighting for the people who put their lives on the line searching through and clearing the rubble. I wonder which would make the better president...",B-b-b-but both parties/candidates are the same! +In Norway they're illegal. You have a right to 11 hours of break between each shift.,Damn socialists don't know what *real* work is. +what is the country that you would never visit/live in and why?,"At the risk of being downvoted into oblivion, the US is starting to look a little scary to me right now." +It is relevant,"It's not, we're talking about Trumps claim that his foundation gives 100 percent of the money to charity when it clearly doesn't." +No one on this sub knows what the word underrated means.,"Bullshit, Deadpool was such an underrated gem" +"Big Brother US18 - Episode Discussion - September 04 2016 Sunday episodes typically cover who has won power for the week and what they will do with it. If we didn't learn who the HOH was last Thursday, we'll find out tonight. Nominations almost always happen on Sunday.",you like him so much you're laying in different beds +"More than likely you won't ever be able to 1v1 a competent Yi and win unless your ahead. When it comes to team fights really all you can do is keep him perma stunned and hope your team focuses him, otherwise late game yi will shred your entire team. Also personally I would not recommend Thornmail most Yi players are going to have a decent amount of life steal and dealing true damage with his E.","Yeah that's what I thought, unfortunately it's very hit and miss if I can get the stun before he hits Q. Thanks for confirming my suspicions." +A lot of people have a mentality of well they broke the law so fuck 'em. Obviously this is disgusting and just the same repurposed propaganda America has always used to oppress those who don't have a voice. Turn them into savages so nobody cares when we treat them like savages,"It is political suicide for a politician to try to get rid of mandatory minumums, or anything not tough on crime in general because everyone that breaks the law is a depraved degenerate that deserves ass rape and nutriloaf for having an ounce of pot" +A towel.,Gotta do some towel rows like mike chang +Wtf was Martin Tyler talking about then??? That cunt snaking me.,Go to EA chat and complain +Not invasive? They injected you with hydrogel.,invasive surgery involves scalpels and incisions more than a few mm deep +Beautiful Pavetta cosplay by Veronica Timofeeva,Is that dress changing color or is it just me? +Omg right!? Jesus christ! I will never forget when mickey and Riku have to stay behind the door to kingdom hearts. All Sora and kairi want is to be together. But kairi's hand slips out of Sora's as she gets pulled away to the Island. Then they hit you with Simple and Clean gahhhhhhhwwwddd,Simple and Clean will never be on the same level as Dearly Beloved. +"Pledging a fraternity is sometimes similar, except it's a lot funnier sometimes. One of my pledge mates had to scream I'M A FUCKING RETARD at the top of his lungs every time he walked into a room. I would nearly piss myself laughing every time, but you're not allowed to laugh at your pledgemates doing stupid shit so I'd get punished.",those sound exactly like the types of people i would want to spend my time with... +Does anyone have a picture of atheist? I need a picture of atheist. I can't access the movie right now. Does anyone have a screenshot?,You're looking right at one +I have definetly killed scum,Nah stats dont lie gut gud. +"Check Out Our Gingerbread House! The Bates Motel From Hitchcock's Psycho, Complete With Five Interior Rooms Depicting Scenes From The Movie",No spoilers tag? +"It's 2-3% and women ARE more meek in pursuing promotions. Beyond that, for under age 30 the wage gap actually skews toward women making more for the same work. If a significant wage gap existed, assuming all other factors and variables are equal, companies would attempt to hire only women. If you can save 7% on your pay roll, why wouldn't you. That's not the case, however.",Nah bro you're a sexist. +Alien: Covenant trailer drops tomorrow!,Can't wait for tomorrow's picture! +It must be great to just be able to drive north and away from civilization sometimes,"Alternatively, drive into the sultanate of Stockholm and away from civilization as well!" +"Junk Bonds diverging like 2000 and 2007, does it indicate whats next?",Not long from now Americans will need to begin loading their fiat cash onto their new soc.chain smart wallet accounts for it to be considered 'legal tender for all debts public and private.' +She's super smart and super funny.,You forgot the +This subreddit will literally complain about anything.,i don't like your comment. +"Ah thanks man, we don't have something like that in the Netherlands for Christmas!","No, instead of that, we have sinterklaas, where if you're bad a black man will beat you up, stuff you into a bag, and ship you off to Spain." +You don't need to repeatedly prove what a racist piece of ignorant trash you are. We can all see your laughable username.,THAT attitude is why Trump won. +An exchange? Hosted wallet? Counter party risk !,I suspect a missing +MODS HAVEN'T WOKE UP YET: POST RARE TRUMP PICS,He didn't use enough ice...bigot +We were paid mainly to do a 1vs1 and a fan meet by a sponsor. Similar to how olofmeister from csgo probably got paid to do an activation. We also didnt plan on going unless we had a player to tryout. It wasn't even the reason why we decided to go. Performance at this event wasn't our main focus.,So... Do we put these pitchforks down now or...? +I have friends in the us that don't want to come back because housing is too expensive here. If wages aren't going up then house prices will have to go down. Why pay a ceo $1.5m in a Canadian city when you can pay them half that in the us because the money will go further. I think the effects of the brain drain are just being felt now.,But muh carbon taxes will save the world! +Have only 16 candy ): I needed to,Sundance square in Fort Worth is a permanent jigglypuff and clefairy spawner. +Multiplayer racing summed up in one GIF,"But you did a sick flip and landed on four wheels, so it's all fine" +Riddle #6 I slash I dash With this I can run really fast I'll cut your hand you'll need a cast Sneak up on you take you out quick (hint : panic ___),It is clearly a cheese grater +Is China's Property Bubble About to Collapse?,Sixth Tone certainly will get to the bottom of the social problem +"suicide bombing is my favorite pasttime activity. I don't think zats really islamic. But, zat is very bobular among moslems, so i decided to try it. it very good by the way. Fun for za whole family. (my english is bad because i went to mo's public school were they start teaching u english in grade 11)",Is your username supposed to be a parody of that one muslim dude who used to come in here trying to revert people? +for real?! why would you give them if bot can give you almost double?!,Forgot the +People help a man who dropped 25000 yuan(3570 USD) in the street. He didn't lose a single bank note,"That's like half of an average Chinese person's yearly salary, damn" +"Rewatching Season 8 So I started watching season 8 again and just got through the first episode. I think season 8 had some of the most genuine elimination reactions. I remember Chi Chi and she looked super upset, however Naysha's first elimination always breaks my heart.",I had all the feels when Cynthia got eliminated +GAME THREAD WEEK 16: VIKINGS AT PACKERS Well.....they can make or break Xmas for us today....,Good thing I didn't get excited about this game at all... +We president now,"Come on, everyone knows that the team with fewer points is president." +HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD,HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD +Had to Dog-sit my Sister's Christmas present today,What if she sees this then you're just ... fucked :( +Christmas Eve Post-Gamethread This game is putting me to sleep so here's the PGT early just in case. Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukah to all Superfans! Now time to drink ourselves stupid. Turner,Ooooohhh we just walked in on Joe Buck giving Rodgers a blowie +But how many Gewehr43's could you buy with that??,About 658 if they're in good shape at $1824 a piece +"Something that I think kinda sucks with Battle Station - if the Rebels fail the Trench Run, rather than it just saying 'defeat', the Death Star should fire on the planet nearby Feels like a missed opportunity, would've been much cooler than a simple 'defeat' message.",That wouldn't be canon tho +Canada limits the number of privately sponsored Syrian refugee applicants in 2017,But the UN said it was a model system +Funny thing is we are semites too.,"Um no we aren't, we're Phoenician mariners only!" +Can a white guy explain what the fuck 'woke' means?,Can a white guy explain this because FUCK NIGGERS AND THEIR NIGGERSPLAINING REEEEEEE^E^E^E +Got any recommendations for Lo-Fi hip hop? I've heard this style before but I don't know any notable artists that focus on this style. The main artist I know with this focus is Flamingosis.,try eevee and eery. +Trip report?,Is this /r Drugs now. +I never liked the idea of playing to lose just for a draft pick but it would've been nice for Jed to be responsible for the worse record the 49ers ever had,"who needs an elite edge rusher, am I right?" +In honor of the browns not joining the lions as the only winless team ever!,1976 Bucs are proud to finally be off that list... +The real difference is that OW loot boxes are cosmetic and packs in Hearthstone can actually be viewed as part of the game. Giving away free cosmetic things that still require a full purchase of the game is different than giving away part of the game for free.,Cause a few free packs would REALLY cut into their bottom line +Fort12345,U mean Hunter42? +Forza Motorsport 7 Leaked by Fanatec,Hype! +"The pre-sequel has even better graphics, but after playing hours of battlefield 1 on ultra, every other game I have looks worse than before.","Both games were actually built on the same engine - the pre-sequel doesn't actually have better graphics, though maybe the environment appealed to you more?" +Don't forget all the tiny elfs in china....I mean the north pole that worked tirelessly for our gifts!,"Look, if they didn't want to be slave labor, they shouldn't have pissed off the government!" +"The one thing that makes me wanna throw up more than anything is the disgusting, stubborn and hateful ignorance I see coming out of these overweight and undernourished red 'Murican shitkicking knuckle-draggers, a constant stream of mental diarrhea.",A little walk in the fresh might be nice for you. +with all these advanced Jailbreaks how come nobody has figured put how to install unsigned firmware? Maybe someone should explain the signing process but wouldn't there be some way to bypass the signing and just install old firmwares?,What do you think Prometheus is for? +Reddit *is* my family. *cries in the corner*,And even we don't want you. +"Is there an established meta for Siege I should know about? I've been kind of discovering Siege recently but in all of the games that I've played I don't really know what to do in terms of builds and stuff like where to ward, rotations, etc. Any tips? I usually play as a hunter (Neith more recently, as I'm really close to getting her to X and I want to use the double worshipers this week to get there)","party of 4, invade camps, VEL spam, win game because enemy team is level 5's" +Bad news kids...,Rambo the bad assed reindeer You'll go down in Tripoliiiiiiii +WHERE THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE GETTING THESE BABIES?! Did a domestic producer open up shop?,"inGen was running a clearence sale, apparently some theme park venture in Costa Rica went under." +Weird to live in a time when the Yankees don't have a slam dunk hall of famer,Ever heard of Gary Sanchez? +"Happy holidays, girls! Enjoy a transgender candy-cane","I'm confused, was it assigned peppermint at birth?" +"If everyone shared, people wouldn't want to earn anything, as they would become dependent on those who do work to share. This is simply following the path of least resistance. Also why would anyone produce anything in surplus to sell if everything was free since everyone shared? Capitalism is a system by which people's self-interest is turned into abundance. In a world without capitalism and the advancements it encouraged, we would all still be farmers without electricity or technology. Homeless people are in an unfortunate situation and I support initiatives to try to help them out, but at the core of the issue, it is not my responsibility to maintain their wellbeing. That is society's job, if that's what society wants. I personally am not responsible for anyone except myself, my family and those to whom I am indebted.",Lol at least end with a +"Instead of a rating of horsepower, what would you like to see the things you own rated in?",Hours of your life spent working to pay to buy and maintain it +"sweat from excitement, jizz from excitement, take your pick",Nailed it +"He says they have not listened to the coinbases, circles and xapos that is what he is talking about here. That is it. VC funded companies that think they can dictate how things are done.","not all, just the ones that funded Blockstream ..." +Yeah but they're missing a pretty huge LAN for a small chance that they may qualify to the major. There's at least 12 teams potentially in the major qualifiers I can name that are better than RNG and many others which they are on par with. Also majors are not everything.,If they based their careers on tour mindset they might as well retire. +I got one for Christmas too! IT DOESN'T HAVE BLUETOOTH!!!,We got fucking scammed dude. +lol don't worry about Kdr and just play the objective.,what is play the objective? +Damn it's cold. Fitting though for Christmas,Something something global warming is a hoax +How about a nice game of chess?,Who wants to hear a good story about a bridge? +Didn't work for me,US only +"English isn't dull, its fantastically interesting and complex, very few languages have as may idioms as english, makes it a much more poetic language. If you think english is dull, you probably know very little about it.","I read Shakespeare, when English used to be a *real* language" +"I can't with 100% truth say there aren't any bots here, however I can say for the past year or so, every day, I've upvoted like 95% of posts on this sub. I'm not a bot, just a fucking white male.",Exactly what a bot would say. +Damn I was really hoping to see Danny Devito play Captain Underpants.,"Nah, he's already gonna play Detective Pikachu, you can't steal him from us" +"After all of the restocks, which Smash Bros. amiibo do you still need? I'm working on collecting my second set of Smash Bros. amiibo (one set in-box, one set out-of-box). These restocks have brought me several steps closer to ending this headache for good. I still need Donkey Kong, Kirby, Wii Fit Trainer, Diddy Kong, Rosalina, Meta Knight, King Dedede, Toon Link, Shiek, and Robin, not including the ones I pre-ordered from Best Buy and Toys R Us.","Cloud, Corrin and Bayonetta" +Haha it is okay to laugh at this right?,You laugh when you run down the entire team with your crits! +BBC News: Russian plane 'disappears from radar',"2016 keeps on giving, huh....let's hope this year ends quickly, this is really heart-rending." +What do you call a merfolk construct? Artifishal.,Artifishell? +SNP MSP John Mason jeered as he says he does not feel particularly British,Yes because not feeling British is a bad thing and must be suppressed. +He went full Franku,**IT'S TIME TO STOP** +Why are you on Reddit right now instead of spending time with your family?,I woke up at three thirty in the god damn fucking morning and I'm exhausted to shit and am doing some phone browsing before I have a mid morning nap because I am a functional adult with healthy habits +195,You a real +"We should be allowed to change individual players volume It would be a nice addition, after playing with people who have loud personalities and others whose mics are just too quiet to understand all the time it would be great to have a slider to boost or lower.","You can change it... you can have: 10,000% or mooted." +"When Earth is as good a place as you'll ever see, there's not much of a reason to leave. I've never left the United States (well okay, two brief trips to Canada) and don't have any particular desire to ever do so. Not because I think the US is a paradise by any stretch, but because I'm not interested in experiencing other cultures. If I lived in the future with a universal translator and no money I'd be happy to visit Mars and Risa and Yorktown and Betazed and Risa and Bajor and Risa and Risa. But I'm sure there are plenty of people in the 24th century who live on Earth and get a little prideful and set in their ways and see no reason to go anywhere else.",And Risa. +"Magic Keyboard with new switches? Hello, I was wondering if anyone has any information on if/when the wireless magic keyboard will recieve the new key switches, found in the MacBook Pro series. I need to buy a new one, but I believe right now it still has the old switches. Thanks!","Hold on, let me get Tim on the phone and I'll let you know." +This right here is why the DZ actually bores me. You get on these little loops and the whole game gets narrowed down to spamming a three block radius of the map. I got so bored of this I can't describe it in words.,I roam its alot more fun! +Tanks are good vs Camille lol,Yea tanks do very well against % hp and true dmg +Jimmy Carter is the only ex-president to commit to Trump inaugural,And it's only because he is in his 90's and doesn't know who Trump is. +I remember when all I knew was Jerusalem and America were the only places on earth,Post that map to this sub +Spotify. It feels like I'll never need anything else.,Switching over to Spotify from iTunes was one the smartest decisions I've made. +You can't make this stuff up folks,We need to have more nukes until the world comes to its senses! +LPT: Having a tough time making a decision? Rub one out and revisit the question.,Username checks out +"Those insults you're throwing at me are helping your case so much, man. Really convincing me there.",yeah cause you've been real civil from the get go. +First Good Pull All Year,Talking about chara right? +But they were never gonna call that with 2 seconds left,"So just because you don't like a narrative, you should make a wrong call?" +STEM is so 2015. Hop on the trade circlejerk already!,"AMA I'm a plumber with $75,000 in debt from US Plumbing Schools" +Humble Bundle Leftovers Giving away stuff from the most recent bundle I don't want Stronghold Crusader 2 Devil Daggers Code for 20 Duelyst orbs and some cosmetics choose a number 1-1000 and what you want I'll choose a winner on Sunday September 25,Devil Daggers 619 Thanks +She's keeping an eye out for Selener.,... Chacha? +That sounds like pizzagate! Now we're talking.,More like a Lord of the Flies thing. +Says a person giving an extreme opinion,I thought the sarcasm was blatant enough not to need a +"Based on what you're saying it sounds like you're mature enough but sometimes older people just assume that you're not if they can tell you are young. If people don't want to play with immature people and they automatically assume that young people are immature then they will avoid them the best they can. That's what your voice/age/maturity has to do with it. It's not that there's an actual problem with you, people just assume because of past experiences and that makes them more inclined to play with older people around their age.",Yeah I get you +Gay couple who were technically father and (adoptive) son allowed to marry,This is why Conservatives don't want gays adopting +Are any downtown bars open this evening?,Generally most bars are open on Christmas so you heathens won't be alone. +"Clinton Pay-to-Play Foundation turns over less than 10% to charities, Eric Trump's Foundation turns over 100% to St Judes Hospital",Doesn't matter Trump family still racist rappist +Kyrie Irving puts the Cavaliers up 1 with 3.4 seconds left,THE WARRIORS BLEW A 3-1 QUARTER LEAD. +Those where the days....,Make Germany Great Again +Trump has 2-point edge in new Florida poll,Almost seems like the democrats should have gone with another candidate that people like....................................... I wish we had one of those.................................................... +"I think Id do the same thing he did if I lived in a country with an awful, violent justice system like Singapore's.","If that awful, violent justice system keeps Singapore the safest country in South East Asia, I'll take it." +Isn't it hypocritical to... complain about Christians and Muslims forcing their religion on you while forcing your religion on your kids?,"No, because the Christians and Muslims are wrong, and we're right." +Don't buy Mac book pro simple,You forgot the +The business is trading...,"If you wanna look at it that way sure, i see it as more of a mutual agreement, considering i don't trade the key." +"Regardless, I'm sure a very attractive female like her could get any guy she wants. Honestly she's probably just a used up cum bucket for chads and douches by now. It just shows if youre an attractive girl you can get anywhere with those good looks and date all the asshole guys you want. I bet all her boyfriends treat her like shit but nooo she'd never date a nice guy like me because of how shallow and superficial she is",You forgot the +The Great Harvard Pee-In of 1973,But I thought it was those stupid sex repressed victorians that pushed for women's bathrooms +Poe with the play of the century!,Poe has a higher passer rating than Smith. +"You're right about the press wanting validation for the premier league being the best but you've also misunderstood what/why they mean. They (mostly) don't think Barca would struggle in the premier league, they don't say the premier league has the best teams or players, everyone knows Spain does. Even with some world class players in England, Spain has Messi, Ronaldo, etc. It's clear. That's why they push the angle of most competitive and most exciting, that's why they say stupid things like 'welcome to the premier league' when someone hits the crossbar or 'that's a premier league cross'. These are people working for Sky, they need to sell the premier league so people will buy sky to watch it, they need to hype it up. They don't say the Premier league is the best because it has the best teams but because it is more exciting and more competitive. Of course they exaggerate, but why wouldn't they, they are trying to sell it. However you could argue that they have a point regarding competitiveness but it doesn't matter, it isn't for you or me. I support Liverpool and live in England so I'm going to watch the premier league regardless, another person may live in Spain and support Barca so they are going go watch La Liga regardless of whether Garry Nevilla thinks the premier league is the best league. But tons of people especially in countries like America or India, it is meant to appeal to them. It's just advertising, it's no big deal so I don't know why people on Reddit make it a big deal. But the main thing I was trying to say is that they aren't saying Barca will struggle they've moved on from the premier league has the best quality teams advertising to the premier league is the best because of competition advertising.","A* for that essay, *ese*" +"The next hurdle is getting men to take it, after, oh, forever of not being expected to.","How did they get women to take the pill after, oh, forever of not being expected to?" +I shit so bad I clogged my friends toilet. No plunger in sight so I had to take out each turd by hand. Once I got the shit out I took out the excess tissue and flushed. Always keep a plunger please.,WTF +Pardon me but what did you use to take this picture.,A popular 1970s Kodak Ektralite 10. +"I've heard of a type of military breath (box breathing I think) that soldiers use in the most stressful combat experiences. It involves breathing in for 4 seconds, holding it 4 seconds, breathing out 4 seconds, and holding that 4 seconds. I wonder if the nose or mouth route is more effective.",People who meditate have been using this method for centuries. +"Yeah, I've tried logging into website but it just says incorrect info.",Reset your password and check your spam folder. +"After Leonard Cohen I honestly don't feel much of anything. 2016 can't hurt me anymore. ^^^\(Stephen ^^^Fry's ^^^still ^^^okay, ^^^right?)",Toksvig presenting QI could be a sign... +Except I posted this and then started scrolling down. My edit isn't even a star on my comment. I'm not going to say I didn't edit it even if that's been like half a minute in between. I only don't mention edits when I'm correcting spelling mistakes/grammar.,"So you reply without thinking or reading what it is going on, that's so much better." +"Indeed. Women still face manspreading, mansplaining, the word bossy, being paid 70% of what men do for the same work. And in addition to these fictional problems they're also nearly a third of all homeless and barely two thirds of all college students. If this isn't oppression what is?",Don't forget those pesky jokes about kitchen stuff.... I'm still amazed at the fact we haven't taken their right to vote again.... +Enough of this if you take California out... nonsense. It is the dumbest political argument of all time.,It's not real America. +"Haha, just a smoke sunset toke. Then read till I start reading the page over and over and over.... Then I make a grilled cheese.",Can I come live with you? +Sullivan Gets Three-Year Contract Extension,What happened to the strategy of firing the coach and hiring a new one mid season to win the cup that year? +Ipswich? Now I'm slightly disappointed.,You and me both. +OOTL: why is everyone wishing us Merry Christmas? not that I mind.,Do you want happy holidays instead you communist? +Doesn't she need to tell people she has Hep C?,But why would you ruin the surprise +Blood pudding,"... Okay then, I'll be leaving this thread now" +Economics will hit most people harder. And arms race people get jobs making weapons. A trade war our prices just skyrocket.,Funny how that worked for us the past decade and a half. +"You took a picture, but didn't thank me for my service!",I make sure to wear my salt and peppers every time I fly so I get upgraded to business class. +When you have to pay 10k just to play another game.,I'll take the Panarin if you don't want to give him a contract +"The NV4 is an easy gun to pick up and use, but at close range it will NOT compete with most SMGs and the KBAR is arguably better in certain situations. The NV4 is a good mid to long range weapon, but not perfect by any means.",*Shhhhhh* I'm trying not to let everyone know that the Kbar Sting Theory is a beast +If I just had as much luck with Mystical Summons..,Timegate confirmed +"You know, cut down being around these people, please. They are not helping you or your baby. Don't listen to her.",They are gone now and I won't see my grandmother again for a long time thank goodness. +Interested in an spd brawlers deck?,"Not really, sorry." +"I guess the argument would be that you have multiple spawns in GF, netting at least x2 more kills per round.","Looks at team panel 3 min into game, 8 players dead one spawn each." +Been there twice. Live it there! But how do you guys handle shitty weather?,mostly we just just complain about it +*Things Trump hates:* -Climate science -Equality issues -Rosie O'Donnell *Things Trump likes:* -Getting fucked in the ass by Vladimir Putin.,Glad i come to the politics sub for great commentary like this +"There's more comments in this thread arguing about the title of the article than those who read it. Well, there's no evidence that anyone here read it. I did; it was a good read. I'd recommend it.","Hey man, I came to the comments so that I didn't have to read the article, OK?" +Yeah not a single American big man in the league today can do anything besides dunk. AAU is bad because I heard Kobe say it before,You dropped this +"How to vote for all star starters Just wondering if anyone can verify if retweets officially count as votes. I understand the other voting, but do retweets count at all or are they trying to limit celebrity influences.",Let's pull a r/hockey and get JaVale McGee in the asgame +Its noon and the major routes are still a mess. what the hell is the city doing? where was the foresight? the plows should have been out in force before dawn,McPhillips was spotless by 9am when I went out. +So you left her because?,"She wouldn't let him fuck her mother, clearly" +"I forget exactly, but I know they're cheaper than 39 banelings. Or 3 Colossii.",Never underestimate human laziness +"What the fuck are they fighting to protect, a Forever 21?",seems worth it to me when you consider the way their jeans fit +"That particular testimony to Jeff Sessions shows another side of Trump that many libtards have never seen. It was a beautiful thing to watch. To anyone who ever says Trump doesn't know what he's doing, show them that testimony. Trump knows EXACTLY what he is doing.",But he doesn't know much. +"Pfff, what could be between those legs that is so important?",Is he worried his balls will stick to his leg or something? +Lol at them thinking they are better. Get paid the same. And if things are so much better on the outside why don't these narcissists get out. Something tells me there's a lot better band geeks on the outside.,Bbbbbuuuuuttttttt they have degrees! +R,A +Well okay then!,"Cmon op, if you're so masc, where's your beard and prison tats?" +What was the biggest trend of 2016?,That water bottle flipping shit +For parts 5-7? Part 5 would have to be the fight against white album Part 6 would be Heavy Weather Part 7 would be the final fight against Valentine,So the last half of part 7 was your favorite? +"History Repeats Itself: A reminder about this new book. ~~I take a break from the sub for a couple of hours and there's already a new rumour~~ Guys, don't make the same mistakes that we made earlier this year with the whole Young Adult Horror thing. Just because it's labeled under Scott Cawhon doesn't meant it's actual official. ~~If it is real, then I'lol be hyped~~",we know its not real you m0ron +My toes make me mad when there is an ache in them,I like trains. +I don't understand why they go with the Red liquid when advertising. Everyone knows red isn't as effective at cooling compared to blue or even green.,I think you dropped this: +"You should see the NFL Facebook page, mate. There's a few people on there going on about a Dallas conspiracy",Hey you never know it might be about JFK +And of course that changed my life,Name checks... Sigh +Teaching kids philosophy makes them smarter in math and English,"tbh so does spending that time teaching them more math and english, and they don't get stuck with a skill they can't use..." +"Yep. That's right. Everyone who disagrees with you must be an inhuman, sociopathic monster. That's a really great attitude and must get you really far in life.",Can get you president. +"As long as electricity and insurance are cheaper in other provinces, no, jobs will not come to Ontario.",What will all of our immigrants seeking high tech jobs do? +Super Red Man Son? Weird name...,Manbearpig was taken +I got one last Friday.,"Can you confirm if the package was 6 lbs, and from Amex/Design Distributors?" +How is cc batgirl OP???,"Trick question, she isn't OP." +"Netanyahu to be investigated for bribery, fraud",Shocking! +You LIKE being charged for maps when so many other games this gen give them for free?,good map I pay for is way better than shitty free map. +I doubt he will be in MM17,But I thought they were reprinting every valuable card on mm17? +Did you know Nero burning ROM is called after emperor Nero who set fire to Rome in 64 AD?,"No, please tell me more about him :)" +"I want to use Lotus Agents, but Azure Drake is just better ;~;",I'm running it in Jade shaman instead of Drake's and spirit claws and the discover option has saved me a couple of times. +E menomale che nessuno fa i figli senza poterseli permettere,Hai scordato lo +"Blaming the guys who changed your tires for having fucked up suspension that eats through tires is like blaming the guys who changed your oil for not fixing all the oil leaks. You paid them to do a job and they did it. Now, if they performed an alignment and the car is STILL eating through tires, either they did a shitty job with the alignment OR there is other suspension problems with your car. Checking the tires is like checking your oil, it's simply part of being a responsible car owner. What if the blowout caused an accident? Simply shrugging your arms up and saying I'm only 20, am I supposed to be responsible for checking for the safe operation of my car? and the answer is a resounding YES.",Well what if she was a GIRL tho? +Actually yes,"Yep, means we should ban skiing." +Funniest sign I've seen on Raw in a long time,"Fat shaming, sooooooo funny." +Horses are garbage and death traps don't use them,"To add to this: Horses are deathtraps, but the cavalry class can be insane with both health and ammo packs" +Dagnabbit,I hate gifs with spoons in them +how many inquiries in past 6 months do you have?,Experian shows 3. +They don't lean left. Unforgivable.,Can you make a petition to have Obama ban them as fake news? +are you an anarchist?,Obviously he's a filthy liberal +"Manchester United have poached three scouts from Manchester City: David Harrison, Lyndon Tomlinson, and Ronnie Cusick. Harrison will become the Head of Academy Recruiting, and Tomlinson will be his assistant.",But I thought our academy is in decline? +"Carter to Obama: Before you leave office, recognize Palestine","One foreign policy expert to another, eh?" +"This surely will be met with relative to no skepticism, huh.","She should have paid Trump's doctor to say that all her tests are positive and she would be the *second* healthiest President ever, just to put the doubts to rest." +"The Nazca Lines in Peru. Those animal figures and geometric shapes in this stone are quite mysterious. They are visible only from the air, and each shape was drawn in a single, continuous line.",woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow so creepy man... +Don't forget property taxes.,I'll declare my townhome's independence. +'The Demons of Eden: The Power That Protects Child Pornography chronicles in cringe-inducing detail the alleged habits of wealthy men and ' in Mexico.,But that doesn't happen in OUR country. +"Isnt it about time each class had access to every skill gem? It seems very outdated to have each class have their own set of skill gems they can buy at the vendors. Very annoying too, and for no real reason(that i can think of).",The technology just isn't there yet. +"Jesus Christ, my parents are 60.",Mine are 81! +I always chuckle when I see these posts. White people live on the Westside too and they're not lowlifes,But those black people amirite? +Wow they weren't kidding. I've racked up 66 Gastly candy in the last 30 minutes just sitting on my couch.,At least you have Pokemon spawn at your house :( +"Didn't Carrie Fisher die last week? In all seriousness, given the news that she stopped breathing for ~30 minutes; wasn't she basically dead despite recovering vitals? Even if she came out of her coma, she wouldn't be the same.",You're dumb. +I'm not sure what you mean. Did you spell something wrong in your comment?,"I believe he's asking how you do anything but lie in bed and play with your own chest, since you have boobs...Because, you know, that's a valid question." +"If Blizzard removed the item level cap on champion followers, what item level follower would you be able to have today? I almost have a hundred champion item level upgrade tokens sitting in my bank. I was wondering if anyone else has done the math. If Blizzard completely removed the item level cap for your followers, how many points of item level upgrades do you have just sitting in your bank right now?",I'd love to 200% other follower ilvl upgrades +Survey Results: What is your favourite team? 700 Responses from just after MLG Vegas,Didn't expect OpTic to have the majority +Dutch Trash,parenting at its finest +72-10 don't mean a thing without the ring,73-9* +He was a communist,"Haha good one.. In all seriousness, there's better CMs in the bundesliga" +"Lol, when that truck rolled through the German market last week one of the top comments was about being glad it happened in Germany because if it was in the US cops would have shot the original suspect to death/ tortured him in prison. European inferiority complex is strong",Your superiority complex is quite large as well. +Why did u post this 3 times?,this one has Please at the end its very different +Redditors who have had warts: What is your secret to getting rid of them?,Have a doctor freeze them with liquid nitrogen. +"With birdman injured, should the cavs look to get Josh Smith from China? I feel like under Lebron. J smoove can smarten up and play good defence.",might as well get jimmer too for jr +Are you also over 60?,nope i get laid +"I feel it, I would use a vaporizer or something so your mother lungs don't look like a coal mine.",Good shout that +"It's not the audio quality that's lacking. It's the connection quality, disconnects, pairing issues and such that haven't been fixed in the, what, 5 versions of Bluetooth so far?","I've used my set of jlab Omni headphones, and my Bluetooth call headset for years without any issues like that" +What do you call a muslim in the cockpit?,r/Antijokes +Favourite Halloween Skin Poll,"Mercy will win, I'm calling it." +"He has an arrogant attitude, blames his jungler for no reason and several streamers trolled/camped him a lot. I honestly think it is all part of an act (like Tyler1) as it gets him views and a reputation in the community. He is a good player though, being challenger and all that. So when he talks about champs he plays, like Jax, it is probably more worthwhile than the random silver shitters on reddit.",But muh win rates +"250 stones and 1 lushen! ( Finally a decent monster ). Should I rune him up for PvE / PvP? (I'm a newbie, just fused vero a week ago)",Lushen should be full energy HP/HP/HP. +Golf Girl Trick,The title really pisses me off for some reason +"Oh please, a girl in her early 20s isn't level headed enough to be immune from left-wing peer-pressure that says racism is bad! Racism is bad! It won't be until she's unwillingly being raped that she'll ever think maybe the racists were right.... Hell, even then she'll refuse to appear racist for fear of losing her peer-pressured friends.","Yeah, white guys don't commit rape" +"And this will somehow be controversial, I guarantee it.",Divider in chief +Which is?,I guess it never pays to forget the +West Virginia woman who called Michelle Obama an 'ape in heels' has been fired,80k a yr in WV.... no wonder the lady is anxious about the economy +"Wrong, it's three points.",With a game in hand. +I'm actually getting more and more interested in this movie. Hopefully they can capture some of the weirder side of the book.,Especially the weird kid orgy near the end +FACT: 99% of the negative things being said about Dr. Ben Carson today would be considered racist if he were a democrat. - TUCKER CARLSON,Duh only republicans can be racist +China will soon buy England and move it to its shores.,Haven't they already bought England? +LOOK HOW COOL MY NEW LEGENDARY IS,Nobody cares that you got elite barbs +Because the Clinton Foundation is actually legit?,you forgot this +"Nooo, wait, don't go...","Just another ongoing feature, this one is to encourage you to buy more resource boosts." +Let's not forget Dirkened in a dress,Oh my... +Where is pre-cast revert on Susano 1 :(,"Make this happen, and this is the best Smite patch we've seen in a long time." +rip romo :'(,Still though fuck Murray. +"That there might have actually been a tense love triangle certainly makes the romance of ESB more interesting. Well, if we forget Luke and Leia get written as brother and sister in the next movie.","What are you talking about bro, Lucas totally had everything planned out from the very beginning!" +Baroo! Contain yourself!,It looks like he's peeing. +Help for the platinum trophy! The only trophy i need is gladios survival skill. How do i upgrade it?,lots of walking without chocobo +Thomas Jefferson,"Hey, she was his property and it was a different time." +"Echos/Reverb act III. Not only do I not understand how it works, I also cannot for the life of me figure out the thought process Araki had going from act II to act III.",Its entire purpose was to counter Sheer Heart Attack. +"And lest we forget from our collective memories the fun and games had under Saint Ronald Reagan... From the Iran-Contra escapades with good ol' Ollie North, to Operation Ill Wind, the lobbying scandal, Debategate, quite a few EPA dust-ups, and last but certainly farthest from least, the inimitably hideous savings and loan scandal, where deregulation policies led to the government, and by extension, taxpayers footing a **$125 BILLION** bailout via the FDIC. Reagan was doing bailouts before they were cool. It's also worth noting that during the Inslaw affair, his AGs, first Edwin Meese, then Dick Thornburgh, both Republican, incidentally, refused to investigate, as did William P. Barr (R) under Bush. That City on a Hill administration has the dubious distinction of investigations, indictments, or convictions of over 138 administration officials, the highest number to date, even still. But I'm sure that's no big deal...",Yeah but Obama saving thousands of decent American jobs bailing out the auto industry for a tenth of that at most is the same +99% of you make me cringe,"Shut up you old fuck, you were worse at our age" +"NO, it's used for the guy that just did this to get free karma from all the oh I hate repost people. I mean, you do realize when people whine about reposts, they themselves are hoping for free karma for saying that.",And *you're* just that guy who wants free karma by calling out the guy who calls out OP for reposting! +Do INFJS get jealous?,I get the whole jealousy / shame / envy trifecta. +If it's a sleeper cab expect them to know the road as good as their GPS tells them. Also expect them to barely be able to read signs.,"Yeah, the part timers in day cabs really know what they're doing." +You might be shocked to learn that is against the law in this country already and violators will be prosecuted.,That's really super awesome for the victims +Why not ALL heart disease?,allHeartDiseaseLivesMatter +Just bought a brand new RX 470 Platinum! I'm so happy!,Ayyy lmao pretty dank rayyydeon not that Grillforce NoVideo +"He didn't win but people forget that it's Cruz, TJ and everyone else at 135lbs",Nah buddy Cody is gonna knock out both Cruz and that snake Dillashaw which will cement Cody as the new King in bantamweight and simultaneously cementing Faber's legacy even further +Which book in the Dresden Files is this please? Because it's awesome.,"I recommend reading them in order, but I think that line is from Grave Peril (book 3) so it wouldn't take you long to get there -- and the books are full of really great stuff like this, so it'd be well worth the ride." +"I didnt know how to end the video properly, so I just added ear rape.",Spoken like a true content creator +I see wizards are on top for hardcore.. But what would be the best class to start with if I haven't played in a few seasons? Particularly if I like speed running and not grifting,"For hc i guess best bet would be wd, petbuild is pretty safe for hc and is good for speed farming(with chicken)" +Isnt it supposted to be australia?,Aren't they the same place? +me irl,Metro thanks +What's your favorite set? ^^ I really hoped I labeled it right T_T So I'm kinda new to Reddit and I wanna get to know my fellow users ^^ So what's your favorite set? Mine is the Dancer set and the Swimsuit Aquors set ^^,Constellation and Magician <3 +Scarlett Johansson tops Forbes list of highest grossing actors in 2016.,She could be on the list for highest grossing Asian actors soon. +No.,Can i start your collection? +"After a disappointing Christmas Event/Present, I hope this will be worth it. At least it looks better on paper so far.",Yeah free summon tickets and free ability card pulls is a real bad present for christmas. +Carrie Fisher being pranked by James Earl Jones on The Big Bang Theory,"That's not a prank, that's called acting" +"With new cooler allowed me to overclock to a solid 4ghz stable, not going over 55 degrees, so you can imagine my excitement. Now running at 350+ on most maps :D also had bad lag spikes and general lag of 40 fps in h1z1, but now I get 100fps almost at all times! It's amazing how much an overclock can do!",It's nice to hear that you could fix your problems with a solid overclock :) cpu bottlenecking should be a problem of the past now and since new AAA games seem to run good on multiple threads you should be fine for the next couple of years again without having to buy a new CPU+mobo :) May your frames be high and your temperatures low :) +so should the side bar say that a large number of people remember well known facts incorrectly rather than those facts have changed,I have a feeling you don't understand the Mandela Effect. +"This may be an insult, but I appreciate the pun.","No i liked it, I just also saw other comments about it being a low effort karma grab, im just jealous of ur bunny :)" +Calif sounds like Caliph. So now California is also an Islamic priest? Neat.,OH NO THOSE LIBERALS PUT US UNDER SHARIA LAW +"Guess the opener and I'll give you a code for tonight! I can't decide between Blaze On, Ya Mar or Glide. Those are three that I could see and would love to hear open the run. What say you guys?",Wolfman's Brotha +Honestly you have bigger things to worry about if your girl shops at Forever 21,Yeah I much rather have her shop at hot topic. +your sample track is nice :),Thank you! +"Tax Soda To Fight Obesity, WHO Urges Nations Around The Globe","Go figure, a government agency wants to tax something." +All the new Science because praying doesn't... memes are so wrong...,taxpayers' money* +I picked this up last week. Is this legit?,the 'e' isnt floating so it looks good! +"What is your biggest excuse that continues to derail you? And redditors, what are your tips to overcome these obstacles? As I reflect the holidays, I'm smitten with all the good times I've had with friends and family. But in the same reflection, I feel especially heavy with salt, sugar, booze, lack of exercise and all around gross. My pants are tight and I'm feeling a temporary loss of control. Ah, the holidays... where my mantra is 'pft, gain now; lose later'. What a silly attitude! I've gained about 5lbs, just enough to live in yoga pants for the next couple of weeks and I'm sleeping like crap because of a lingering hum of a sugar overload. This happens every year and I have two more postponed holiday celebrations in the next coming weeks. Help! And please share what sets YOU back!",It's not an excuse more like I just shove it out of my mind I occupy my thoughts with everything but weight loss and before you know it a week goes by and I haven't done anything for my health +NV4 Fallout + Reactive Armour + Infusion = Cancer,..But the OSA beats it 1v1 so that makes it fine! +WTF Steam...,"I bought most of those games purely for profiling purposes, that way I know which of my steam friends are weebs" +"heading to Irvine this weekend to play.. brother-in-law is member at Shady Canyon, heard its a great course","uh, ya, it's ok." +"Raynor Ergohuman High-Back Mesh Chair, 52H x 26 1/2W, Chrome Frame, Grey Mesh Fabric - ~$500 ($624 - $123 Coupon)",Built me a $400 pc to play on while sitting on this $500 chair +Jackel,P90 obviously +What would be an ideal level of protein for me?,Probably up to 0.8g/lb of bodyweight/day +Space race rather than a nuclear arms race.,"Trump says both at the same time with different enemies, because he's smart" +"Anyone else feel like some cities, especially particular neighborhoods, are a lot like college in your 20s when it comes to social life?",There's a post exactly like this every week. +Someone wouldnt do that would they....just lie on the internet?,"Trivializing rape is hilarious, dude." +"Si, senor","I'm sorry, I don't speak Spanish" +I love that he's keeping the moustache,The mustache makes him +So in a few months hopefully?,When BF2 comes out +I'm new to IFTTT. Is there a way to modify this so that the lights come on after snoozing and not the first alarm?,There is no trigger for alarm snoozed AFAIK. +"I'm guessing you haven't tried the multitude of phone apps available that show you what food places are open in your area and let you order without even talking to anyone, Google can point you in the right direction",We tried Menulog and UberEATS Apparently nothing was open or available to be delivered +"I hear people complain all the time about not being able to find a psychiatrist, and my experience is similar to yours. I think more people need to be taught how to be their own advocate in their quest for health- mental, physical, etc. Having a system makes people think they just get in a line to get what they need.","Indeed, those who need psychological help should man the fuck up." +Can't wait for the next year when NIKE will retro the foams big time. Def gon cop one,Aren't they retroing the Dr.Dooms? +"Shit like this needs to be nipped in the bud, or else there's a flood of identical posts about what people predicted, and how people reacted. And the fact of the matter is that no one actually does care what anybody here predicted in a thread on the NFL sub.",Yeah this sub gets way too much new content on a daily basis... +Heatwave people to help me DUPLICATE it,I'll duplicate my heatwave with your heatwave +Specs?,2.0 TDI Quattro +There's still spots available with the Seattle Cascades!,If only I played a brass instrument... +Dead,Its funny 'cus its true +Please don't base the whole game off of this. Every game has some of these and it's normal. Just don't take out minigames.,"minigames are staying, no worries" +"Slovakia bans Islam , ensures no Mosques are built.",No wonder Ultron dropped a piece on land on it +I saw this on r/justneckbeardthings and thought this was a more appropriate subreddit.,You mean women *aren't* machines where you put niceness in until sex falls out? +"It's not like these aren't things people would wear to work for any one of a billion jobs. Doctor, lawyer, random desk job (last one is black tie formal but hey, people work in black tie formal industries!).","But real men work in trades, not professions." +The defense and the running game went 10-3,"That defense and that running game got bullied today... It wasn't on Skyler who I thought played OK, but not awful." +But he is from a small suburban town in Ohio. That hardened him into the kind of warrior Cruz has never faced before don't ya know?,I mean... look at those tats... you can't NOT be hard and have those right? +do you know where he's going? Perhaps another combat sports or mma promotion?,"He has some previous experience commentating NFL, maybe he would do good there" +"Guys/Gals, How do you spice things up in the bedroom with your SO?",what's an SO? +Give her another 300ug dose,Yep thought oughtta do it! +"I fucking love IF plus keto. My window varies day to day but is anywhere from 16/8 to 20/4. It was an easy transition for me as well, and it's been about 6 months or so? It helps me stick to my calorie goals (1300 calories) as I have a slow metabolism from pcos and I'm only 5'3 (even despite lifting and nursing a baby). I think for me it's definitely hormone dependent. I've found that at some points in my cycle I can easily fast 20 hours, and others I'm starving before I make it to 16. Adding in broth or electrolyte water help. But I try not to stress if I break the fast early. Check out r/intermittentfasting for more info! There are a bunch of different kinds of fasting there as well.",Does consuming electrolytes break the fast? +Thought this was about Paul George because he's wasting his prime and no one talks about him anymore,"I mean everyone thought he was a top 10 player last year, the reason he isn't getting more press is because he's showing everybody he doesn't deserve that title" +"I dunno about anyone else, but most things trigger me into wanting junk food",That's so low class. +John Kerry's record of ugly betrayals - from Hanoi to Jerusalem,"Ah, yes, we all remember the success of the 2nd Indochina War." +You're not wrong,But downvote him anyway +TIL that NASA had detailed plans for human flybys of Venus and Mars by the 1970s,"But nOOoo, let's have resource wars instead." +Being afraid to come the United States for fear of getting lynched in the streets. That's a big one.,Poor Saudi Arabia. +"Terrorists, Syrian refugees, immigrants, jews all could have been involved in this.",From what ive read about the localism in Oregon this sounds accurate. +Me too... hope I won't be missing him too much in future episodes but I feel like he might leave a big hole.,"No, no they put him into the hole?" +"If you threaten with wage rollbacks, the employees will threaten to quit.",Problem solved. +F,U +Existence of God,_Surprising_ +"i once had sex 9 times in a night, and 31 times in 5 days. just us and a hotel room. then, we went back to our lives. was most surreal.",Nine 2 second goes doesnt count. +Bitch...,"And total whore, how dare she not sleep with me?" +F is for fired which is where he will be after these two shows.,"C'mon, you can't fire someone with his high-calibre humour!" +"If free speech extends only to things people want to hear, we don't need free speech.",**YOU ARE CURRENTLY BEING INVESTIGATED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF SINGAPORE** +Syria agrees truce with rebels - Putin - BBC News,"okay Reddit, now tell me how this makes Obama look bad and Trump look good" +Islam.,Radical* islam +I learned in a psych class that anonymity is a cause of reckless behavior,That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. +It was a close one,Not doing something socially awkward does not make you awesome. +"BEST PITCH FOR TELE BROADCAST I started this years installment on fifa16 camera, switched to default and then went Tele. Now I am on Tele broadcast. My passing and defending did improve, now I even have more shots and clear chances most game, but I badly fail to convert the majority. I did the shooting drill game few times and score most chances and I had a superb quote on Tele camera. But I don't want to go back as tele doesn't let me play like I want. To cut things short, what's the best stadium on tele broadcast in regards of the camera angle. Is there one where the goals are almost in an angle like tele? Thanks",Stoke City Stadium +Because black people have hair made of neon pink wool?,Whites can only be inspired by their own cultures. +Why in the lords name would you trade Barr have you completely lost it????,Nah he's just stoked for some more Emmanuel Lamur dog. +Saudi man who called for end to 'guardianship of women' is jailed,Islam is sooo great. +"Let's be real, if Jesus could turn water into wine, you already know he was low key throwing-down",But Washington post said historical Jesus didn't even exist! +"Boy, 14, found with rucksack full of bombs marked 'Allah Akbar' in Belgium.",He was just doing a science experiment for fucks sake +"Holy shit, that one elephants tusks are massive!",That's what the poacher said. +"I'm sure the same people outraged by this are also going to be outraged by businesses refusing service to some groups on religious grounds, right? ^...right?","Yep, they all made when a bakery won't make a wedding cake for a gay wedding" +"Road subject to flooding. Even depth is shown. Alright, this one is well deserved.",The driver was coming from the other direction though and couldn't see the sign. +DAMN... Black Allah can drop some rhymes. Easily tenaouddaten on that part.,I'd give it a denouttaden. +"At that age she's probably just sick of learning new daughters-in-law names. My uncle got to wife three before he stopped. Every time they come around, my grandparents had to take down every family picture of the exes, otherwise wife three would get pissed.",wife three sounds like a keeper +"Materialistic, USA","Yeah, because generosity is materialism." +The hands on those fingers don't look like they've worked a day in their life,"Yeah, we definitely need to go back to more manual labor!" +New Crate?!?!,We needed a new crate! +Steph Curry points to where he's going to shoot and drills it in Lowry's face,Very reminiscent of Chino Hills great LaMelo Ball (except his was half court much more impressive) +I'm not helping. Ever.,Emojis are so funny lololololololol +No way. If you wanna be great at anything it's a 24 hour a day commitment. Doesn't matter if you're playing football or chess. Greatness comes from dedication and people who are dedicated will always tell you there aren't enough hours in the day.,Sleeping is for pussies. +Team Revenge not paying Killa,Did he really ignore all my messages since the 19th then tweet this.. +"My mom isn't Catholic. According to my grandma (mom's mom) it was when my grandmother (dad's mother) was on board with it. Before that, my grandmother said my mom was always patient and kind which my father really admired. She had also agreed to raise the kids Catholic. I.e. me. And my siblings. My grandma says my mom was always Catholic, she just wasn't born that way.","For some reason, I think this is really sweet" +"Sure you would, as long as it fit your preconceived narrative and came from a source that feeds you what you want to hear",I'm sure it'll be on Infowars later on today. +What about Google spaces? :o,Spaces is the FUTURE +"That zero sum, with-me-or-against-me attitude is central to Trump's pathology. It could quite possibly be his defining character trait.",Which is great for leading a democracy which relies on compromising between two sides. +Adderall and looks Does adderall change how people perceive your looks? Does it make you better looking or worse looking?,better bc it makes you less fat +"how about a diluted amaro? like 1 oz of half amaro montenegro half water. It would technically be a drink with 2 amari, but maybe it could work.","Something to try, thanks!" +The kid in me wants to put on a chavez headband on for this one,Any chance of canelo getting KOed? +"If you can't hear Reaper in this clip before he starts shooting, you may be at a disadvantage.",Didn't hear that but to be fair I play in spanish so I'm used to Reaper teleporting and shooting in spanish y'know... +BY FIRE BE PURGED,You mean FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE. +Russia sanctions announced by White House,Obama is such a weak leader. +"Try living with a 300 GB cap, with 4 family members aswell...",3rd world problems +Somebody didnt love you when you were little did they?,"When someone disagrees with me, I find it's best to bully them too!" +What is the most widespread siege weapon in Elsweyr? The cat-apult.,Yeah but the best one will always be the trebuchet. +"Generally my group follows this rule for all cards under $7: 4 Commons trade for two Uncommons, two Uncommons trade for one Rare, two Rares for one Mythic. Over $7, we trade for value.","yes trade with these people, pure profit." +"While some developers give up on a game after 6 months, some keep one going for over 13 years...","Fun Fact: If your account gets stolen the developer lets the thief keep the account, is not stealing its part of the metagame!" +"Action movie-esque, yeah, but the chainsaw is the only move that hits the same spot as like, you know how Mario keeps skidding for a second when you turn around? The chainsaw has that kind of feeling, like surfing or powersliding, where the physics of the game are pushing against you, and it takes some finesse to wrangle your character under control.",Then you touch the corner of a wall with your pinky toe and have to start all over again. +I mention her frequently and get quizzical stares or awkward laughs. A lot of people only recognize achievements in advancement of their own causes.,We can all blame the patriarchy for this of course though right? +"He should, but he won't, and it will be seen as one of the most disastrous Australian infrastructure decisions of all time, holding us back for decades to come. He could still lie and spin it as we saved it from Labor by taking advantage of skinny fibre and the lower cost of a fibre rollout as the technology has improved. It'd be bullshit, but he could still save face. Or he could take it a step further and put fibre-to-the-curb everywhere, in a fashion that's easily upgradeable to full fibre later. But he won't. He is deliberately tanking the NBN to save Telstra and Foxtel's profits, and Murdoch's media monopolies. FttN is the worst technology they could possibly use, and that's no coincidence. He's deliberately destroying it.",But he invented the internet he must know what he is doing. +God I'd love to shove unpopped popcorn up my vag and then straddle over a fire and feel them pop inside me.,Call me. +"The Shittiest Player in Man Utd's history, giving the ball away causing the opposition to score.",I think that's a bit harsh don't you think? +Max price on Nouver from nightvender? Highest I've seen on reddit is 181M. Anyone pay more than that yet?,Whats the lowest tho? +learn how to do a bit of sewing and fix them up yourself. that's a skill that you'll use the rest of your life and it isn't that hard and you'll never have poor fitting clothes again. you'll look and feel much better about yourself not looking like a homeless person or mentally ill person. that's the immediate thought that comes to mind when i see someone with poor fitting clothes,"Wouldn't want to looks like a mentally ill person, because they're all aggressive and spooky right?" +"He should have just asked him right? To make sure you know... I mean it's not like the suspect of someone that just rammed a bunch of people with a truck is dangerous or anything, probably an upstanding fellow that means no harm.",He probably should make sure he saw him alighting from the truck +As long as they have two hands there should be no reason they can't play on both.,Don't just assume how many hands I have okay? +What's awesome about it?,The view +Trump is like meth,Hillary is like Jeb! +"I lost my PO game and felt sad :( I pulled this from my pro pack and felt happy :) 4th LTD this year, anyone pull more?",User name relevant to how I feel +Grievous has a ship? Or were you just talking about individual characters?,"Yes, only use your tokens on the grievous ship, nothing else." +I've been looking for a new job for over a year now,That'll teach you for doing something nice for people! +I'm a tit psychic,I'm not paying for that reading. +Reading is a Chinese conspiracy.,"Writing was invented in Iraq, of course it's a conspiracy!" +What is the BEST interruption you've ever had during sex?,When a poo plopped out of her ass when I pull my dick out. +why the hell does this post have so many upvotes?,Because girls don't play games! +not gonna lie...i usually root for the pac12 in bowl season...but there were a couple of annoying colorado fan saying how they got robbed/usc doesn't deserve the rose bowl etc.... feels good man,"it's called being entitled.... ugh maybe if you moved to Boulder like the rest of your progressive friends, you would think differently" +"I know how you feel. I had this really traumatic week, filled with death and the loss of friendship. My psychiatrist told me that it was really bad luck, really unfortunate, and painful. It was actually very helpful to have a professional verify 'yes, an objectively bad thing has happened to you'. It helped me to get over it.","For sure, instead of 'this is a normal part of life' type jazz." +Yeah it's not that they believe social programs are fundamentally unfeasible or anything it's just that they're all old white racists who hate minorities and poor people.,I can't tell if you forgot this or not: +Littering and smoking the reefer.,"And as punishment, Officer Rabbit and I are going to stand here while you smoke the whole bag." +"I have Magikarp in Luxuryball, Horsea w/EM in Lureball Marill w/EM in Moonball, Syther w/EM in Premierball, HA Grimer w/EM in Beastball",Interested in Horsea. +Buy White Women on iTunes,I didn't know Apple was in *that* business +How to Bag Leaves,How to pick up dog poop* +Worst migration yet? Bulbasaurs for Pinsirs and my old favorite nests are now infested with Tentacools and Onyx... Yeah pretty bad luck in my area.,It's almost like the nests scrambled so that nests are balanced over time +Read about regulation EU 261.,You couldn't cite it? +Is this a joke? I have like 4 new years glasses.,"Holy shit you are standing on virtual gold, go sell them now and buy a real life yacht" +sorry when did you start watching Man United? You've certainly had better squads than that,Roughly 17 years ago. +Let her finish her Cadbury crunch you monster,The Cadbury crunch can be finished at anytime... Even during! +"Not sure what you mean by true invoice, but since I started in sales I could always access invoices for the new cars and what we paid for our pre owned cars. Our dealership is all about transparency so there were no games with pricing.",Just a joke about some threads I've seen here over the past few weeks alleging some super secret true invoice that dealers hold back that somehow differs from the regular invoice price. +Yes pls! Its one of the main reasons why I dont do alot of overwatches.,you don't need demoui in overwatch cases? +But mah fountain.,Irrelevant when Glaive has one! +Those Nights at Rachel's - Lux Animatronics!,What about Luxray BREAK? +Mega Funtine Foxy Plushie Spotted at GameStop,"Funtime Foxy, Mega Evolve!" +I'd wager most of the people you debate with weren't even old enough to vote in the last election,"Doesn't stop them from being absolute experts in the field, welcome to reddit" +\* leopard,kitty +What do you most respect about the opposite gender?,Are you assuming gender is binary? +"Ah, remember the good ol' days when Republican presidents hated Russia?",Yes the cold war was great. +"The Constitution starts with We the people and nowhere in that document do the words the people represent any organization, agency, group, or government - they always represent individuals. You're correct that the purpose of that document was to limit power, and specifically it was intended to enshrine individual freedoms. The bill of rights doesn't grant a single right - it enumerates specifics that no governmental authority can infringe upon. It limits government power in specific ways, and defines individual rights that are in-born. The Bill of Rights was a prerequisite to having the Constitution signed at all. It took some time to write it out, but was necessary in order to have the states participate at all. Most of those states already had an analog to the Bill of Rights already - the New York colony's original bill of rights included a version of the Second Amendment that expressly spelled out the need for firearms as a check against tyranny, for example, that was shortened considerably when the final version in the US Bill of Rights was ratified. Interestingly, the 10th Amendment - most important to the fledgling states that feared an all-powerful Federal Government - is now completely ignored.","Well, everything's part of the economy, and economy is why there's a Federal govt in the first place, right?" +Looking for anime to make me cry Already seen anohana and angel beats and im not interested in clannad.,"grave of the fireflies, nuff said" +"What rare/collector NBA jerseys do you own? Just curious to know what rare jerseys do you guys own as I'm considering starting a jersey collection, I already have 6 but they're all pretty common (Cavs LBJ, Heat Wade, Mavs Nowitzki, Spurs Duncan, Nets Kidd and Hornets CP3)","According to people not from Cleveland, my Rookie year LeBron jersey is super rare because apparently they were all destroyed after The Decision" +"He honestly probably could already breathe in space, given how his first instinct upon realizing he's on the moon is to take a breath and hold it. But now it makes it slightly more reasonable for him to just hulk-punch his way through the cosmos, blowing up stars accidentally.",TIL Saitama is a casual starbuster +This is because Obama's almost out of office. When Bush expelled Russian diplomats Putin expelled the exact same amount of US diplomats,"Yeah, but Putin's changed now." +well you know besides the confirmation of everyone of our intelligence agencies,"Yea, guess we'll have to take there word for it, like how Saddam had yellowcake or Benghazi was because of a video." +"I thought the same thing. If a kid cant blow out a candle at 8, have fun the next ten years of his life. I assume it's 3 though",Must've had too many childhood vaccines +tactician black zombas and striker white zombas offers Also looking for chef hat set,Chef's hat set for both +Then apparently you've been cucked by the nazis?,Yeah it's not like most SJ tards are bigots who are just thrilled they found groups it's socially acceptable to be bigoted against not at all +"You're such a dweeb. No one defends this. This was a riot after an unarmed black man was killed. This wasn't BLM, this was the Rodney King riots. Y'know, something that happened before your mother made the fitful mistake of not selling you to the circus. I also love how you endlessly spend your time on conservative websites yet endlessly deny being a conservative fuckwit. Again, it's hard not to stress how incredibly worthless you are. You don't have to be, but you strive so hard to be a drain on everyone around you.",Yup BLM ratcheting up the racial tension has nothing to do with the riots +"Then and Now, 1966 to 2016","Man, the drones in 1966 took pretty good pictures" +Didn't know I would see Mitch at work today,what the fuck is your job +Ghost Crosby: still not bad at 8.7m,I'd pay 8.7m To get The Rocket's ghost arround me. +Saw this about the Weasley bros.; thought it was hilarious.,What a coincidence! +Showing off her tits,Showing off her tit FTFY +"If C9 place 2nd and face H2K, I'm going to be rather upset.",Why so? +The gayest xman? Cypher is almost literally useless.,"His powers would be so incredible in the real world, but are so utterly lame in a world full of superheroes." +"Sure he was driving too fast, but the van shouldn't have switched into his lane.",you forgot your +"Tough question since DO doesn't really exist abroad and if it does, more often than not it's not the equivalent of an MD as it is here",Did you just call DO's equivalent to MDs? +shouldnt be too hard lol,"Ehh... I average 85 ADR typically, I need to start frag hunting more and play the rotator instead of dedi B or A lol." +"normal photons,discos, loopers, parralax or slipstream",What you're offering is worth 3 keys if you're lucky. +"Why do americans give $38 Billion to Israel, a very wealthy country, when many americans don't even have clean drinking water? Answer: Because america is owned by Israel, and has been for decades. Call your senators and congresspeople. Things will never change unless ordinary people stand up.",because you are an anti semite +Calling Jah fun to watch is the hottest take.,"Yes, he's never done anything that's fun to watch..." +"I'm so jaded. It's a very nice gesture, certainly, but as you've probably already guessed, they likely did this specifically because they thought you might make social media posts like this one.","Thanks for pointing that out, we never would have realized." +Followed by: We're using leftover Wii-Us as bricks to build housing in 3rd world countries.,Because we love the shiteating scalpers that don't care about the consumers and only wish to steal their money and run +The Path - A homage to GGG and the PoE community!,+1 for the sneaky fish hook +Good buy for a first! Grab their carbon fork and it'll cut some weight and make the ride more enjoyable too boot!! save some a lil more and get their 29+ wheel package to make a super fun ride in the summer!,"This is also on my list already, that or go with some of those newer slimmed up tires that fit fatbike rims." +This Starbucks used to be a bank.,Now it eventually contains gone mad hipsters +Anyone ever noticed how Tom Cruise has his two front teeth shifted way to the left?,That's part of becoming a scientologist +Nice! Our group in Vegas has done that too. Very cathartic to get together with a group and have some laughs at the crazy stuff we used to believe. What area was this? 53 exmos in one place is indeed glorious.,"We were in Calgary, Alberta but people travelled up to 3 hours from other parts of the province to be there." +Damn straight about the CCTV. Every five feet there's camera staring you in the face.,Is that why they all are so fashionable to look the best all the time for the cameras? +0 EN Campaign is Now Ongoing! Tittle. Do whatever the heck you want. Especially Karma! :),Moment of silence for the phone batteries that will be sacrificed during this time. +And it is fucking stupid!,"Nah dude it's realistic, if you get shot through the head with a bow in real life you just run away" +What exactly caused the Doom of Valyria? Also what exactly was the Doom of Valyria?,My mom's oven +It is 100% not selfish to not have a child. You'd be the reason they exist in the first place. So it's not like you're taking anything away from anyone. It's your life and you're free to live it the way you want to.,You're taking away a taxpaying citizen from your country. +Not in America.,TIL Monty Python isnt a huge influence on any american comedian ever +please tell me you don't seriously believe that lol,he put it in quotes so im pretty sure its +Men: don't expect your partners to swallow now that you know it tastes like shit.,"Yeah, that's the lesson I'll be taking from this." +Filing this away for future use.,x +"Miyazaki was involved with the DLC, though. I loved the game before the DLCs but that's an important point - he was involved with probably the best parts of the game.","If he was involved with the DLC, it would have been in a very limited way, given that Tanimura is listed as the sole director of the SotFS edition of DS2 and Bloodborne was mid-development during the release of all three add-ons." +No Pen?,it's all in your head +Will you free me? Fake SL teaser idea,This looks real! +"The Gen 6 is garbage right now. The new tire model really killed it. Cant wait for the epic fail when Dirt comes out. People can drive without wrecking in session right now, its only going to get worse with dirt.","I feel like its the exact opposite, I feel like this build is the first time you've actually had to drive the Gen6 in a long time..." +How could you,The audacity of some women. +Harden gets my MVP vote.,but he doesn't have a triple double tho +Yep had this yesterday on emerald. Very odd firing the Viper with no sound.,Take the silencer off +Johny Hendricks: 'I'm done fighting at welterweight',USADA be kidding me! +"Surely no one will defend the Russians *potentially* having the possibility of shutting down our electrical services? Surely, your partisan hatred for the Democrats, DNC, Clinton, etc, THIS would make you pause at least. Right? RIGHT?!",Why did the dems leave us vulnerable? +Yea but did they RIG life on this planet?,"No, that was Russia" +"Last I checked, sensible Republicans like to reduce government spending, reduce taxes if possible, and would like to see the debt go down, not add to it. Where would that money come from, again?","Well, they could just increase the tax rate for the childfree." +Can we stop using bricked for a device that can be restored? If you can restore/update its not bricked. You were just forced to update!,What if it bricks my phone? +Adc main just survived Syndra Ult AMA,Did you build maw to survive that skillfull and totally balanced ability or were you playing the juggernaut Kog'Maw comp for fun to make adc seem like a normal champ in s7? +But really they only lost this game because of refs. And Peppers.,With competent refs they go 15-0 +"KT Score: PawN needs to keep standing because of back pains, I feel bad for him",The weight of Pawn's last team really took a toll on him. +#11. Russia,Rooski mind control beams took over Diebold! +Saluting 2016 goodbye,Is that a JoJo reference? +"Oh fuck. I always wondered why arcane blast-Malygos OTK didn't exist,that clears up a lot",I bet your Gorehowl broke too. +"Well, you are a whitey. Honky Cracker!! I'm sure you're crying now.","I cried a couple times actually, god I've never been so ashamed to be white until now :,(" +/) must be asian. OHHHH get it lol :D or should i say /D im joking :(,Use +I'm a transportation engineer and explaining induced demand to the public is a nightmare.,But why not build more roads? +Well get a white one you racist,I'm asian so I can't be racist to white people. +But what about those rights white people are ~~begrudgingly~~ generously giving back now? (After taking them away),"Well, we called white people mean names, so they elected Trump, who will make sure only humans have human rights, not women or minorities." +"Ironically, most of the women I've seen vote for Trump are doing so because, I shit you not, they all seem to agree that the Mexican/Muslim immigrants are all rapists. So they're preventing rapists from entering the country by putting one in the Oval Office.","Only brown men can be rapists, because they're stealing what belongs to white men." +Wouldn't that require offering a better system? One of my problems with libertarians is that they don't seem to offer a lot of solutions.,Jetpacks! +"Actually that title goes to the short piplup next to him, I think it's his little brother.",WHO YA CALLIN SHORT I'LL SHOW YOU SHORT +Have you thought what would happen if your someone send a water pistol from his iOS device and it is received as handgun/revolver on android device,"No, because iPhone users are not my friends" +Prime Minister Modi's Speech on Demonetization,Big push for Rupay Card. +Is this game viable for playing without friends? I've been recently gotten interested in it however I don't think I can convince my friends to buy and play for a monthly fee which leads me to the question in the title.,"Even if you come in not having any friends, you'll quickly find some here!" +"Watts already incorporate time in the measurement (1 Watt = 1 Joule per second). Energy usage is measured in Watts, not Watts per hour.",Maybe he's talking about the acceleration of energy? +DA-DA-DA-DA,^DA^DA^DA^DA +The Potential for a Major Cold Spell in the Northwest: The Arctic Strikes Back,Potential +"Haha, they turned him from a random trooper who finds part of the pod, into a disillusioned soldier that shot his commander in the back, saving Han Solo and therefore the Rebellion...",I have no idea why Disney felt the EU needed to be purged +And he is right.,"Beverages are cool, man" +A single bedroom is more expensive than having a roommate in a two bedroom by several hundred dollars.,Naw bro obviously everyone deserves their own apartment! +"Things the EU has that the US doesn't... - Worker rights where the onus is on the company and government to provide a livable environment for the worker. - Vacation time. - Healthcare coverage at all stages of (un)employment. - Maternity leave. - Paternity leave. - Schooling for people who need to switch industry to have viable chances at finding employment. - A social contract between producers and society so there is an expectation of fairness and culpability from workers, producers and the government. This is why Wallmart failed so spectacularly in Germany and why US companies often have trouble getting their foot in the door. If you treat your workers right, the workers will do their best for the company. It's not rocket science.",Obviously all the Freedom we have makes up for it. +Kinkaid is awful.,Especially last game. +"The Reichstagbrand, the arson of the one of the main buildings of the German government. Hitler used this to stoke fear and implement an emergency law that allowed the ruling party unprecedented power. I think the real turning point was when the Communists, Social Democrats and other splinter groups started having violent street battles against the NSDAP and each other. Many influential people that were a voice against the Nazis in politics were silenced then and made grabbing all the power easier.","so making it look like a terrorist attack so people sign off their rights, pfff that'd never happen in the US!" +"As a guy from Google once told me: You're free to check emails off the clock or not here. We have two names for people who do or don't. Those that do are called *integrators.* Those that don't are called *segregators.* I, of course, am an integrator.",That makes sense to me since I do use separate bathrooms at work and at home. +"First of all, the Pelicans did not even exist when CP3 was in New Orleans, so that kind of cases doubt on your argument to begin with. Second of all, his *Hornets* team was in no way better than Kidd's Nets team that reached the Finals, are you kidding me? That team had Jefferson, Vince Carter, Kenyon Martin, and Kerry Kittles, who was a pretty good player in his day. CP3 had David West, Tyson Chandler, and that is it.","Bruh, they had bonzi wells tho!" +I really don't get why people are acting like 2017 is going to be so much better than 2017. I am sure celebrities will die by the bucket load in 2017 too but the only difference will be Donald Trump will be the leader of the free world.,But Killary won't get our celebrities now. +"* Trump said he's going to release his tax returns. Doesn't release his tax returns. * Trump said he's raise taxes on the rich, instead gives them the biggest tax cut in history. * Trump said he'd balance the budget; gives us a deficit 40% larger than what we have now. * Trump said says he's going to close the loopholes. Closes one. One that doesn't affect him at all.",But emails. +Peach Bowl - Dec. 31 3 pm (EST) on ESPN Roll Tide!,"GODDAMMIT KIFFIN, PASS THE BALL" +I found an uncut sheet of Alternate 4th Edition cards that had been in my closet for the past 15 years...,Interested in the Triskelion if you part out. +That took a sharp turn.,1000^o burn on that sharp turn +They're turning against themselves. #*^Good.*,Our oppression has finally worked! +Short Lived Happiness,"Not fooling me, this is obvious CGI!" +"LAKingsDave? I mean my name is Dave and I root for the Kings. Sorry, dude.",*UNACCEPTABLE* +"But they do have a tactile bump, or at least are supposed to.",So basically the same as MX Browns? +"Reddit, should we pass the Every Six Year Old In The Country Has To Fuck A Live Goose act? I don't think anybody would be for that.",oh be *real* you're overlooking the whole six-year-olds-banging-geese subculture +'Many wounded' in Istanbul nightclub attack,Thanks Islam +"If you could reach into any movie and pull something out, what would you take?",Samara. +"You guys have helped Corsair ship over 10 million Power Supplies. As thank you, we're giving a limited edition RM1000i away for free! (details in comments)",That PSU is sick af. +"Yes I indeed am pledged to the one and only true brown haired lady of the empire, however these delightful characters are specifically looking to independently pillage my hard earned engineer cargo, as opposed to looking for a power vendetta...",It's actually surprising how rare it is to be interdicted in hostile territory considering how rabidly NPCs try to hunt you for even 1 ton of cargo. +House Dems in DC vote to keep Pelosi as their leader as her home state votes to regulate cow farts,It's the methane that's released by cow. +Didn't you hear? It only matters if the rural battleground states want it to be legal.,"Isnt it great that we live in a democracy, just like China and North Korea." +"They're not taking over anything, though they are loud and occasionally pass some bad laws.",Passing laws that give women the right to vote is truly a TERRIBLE thing +Santa asking what a deaf girl wants for Christmas in sign-language,r/HumansBeingBros +"Not yet but we should get out of there. The United States does a lot of good with it's military presence around the world, especially in the area of disaster relief. But it is a thankless task and in return people do nothing but shit on the United States for practicing imperialism. Meanwhile every single thing that goes wrong around the world is indirectly the United State's fault. Don't want our help, fine goodbye. Have fun with China.",Bye Philisha. +Andi Petrillo: Burkie being Burkie. Said only way Dougie Hamilton is available is if team offers twenty 1st round picks.,I absolutely loved Burkie's response on this. +Zenyatta could really do with a Mercy-style healthbar to show how much health the player he's healing has. Just as a QoL thing.,What a revolutionary concept. +"Hey Keith, how can we promote how good of lawyers we are? I dunno, sue a kid for libel even though any 1L can say this definitely isn't libel Sounds good Keith. This is why you're partner",Not if you go to South Texas College of Law: Houston +When you accidentally type yeha instead of yeah,:| As a Texan it's Yeeehaw respekt ur nurthin privleg +"Oh nice. The pre-HH content has some well imagined human civilisations and alien races and new races/civilisations barely appear in 40k lore, just the races that GW sells.","what about the Demiurg, surely they are a new addition and not just retconned squats" +Sex with animals step closer to becoming illegal in Ohio,"Only non-consensual sex, correct?" +"LPT if it can be helped, don't trust your safety to a .22. I know they are lethal and I even use to carry one while I waited for my 9mm SHIELD but they are not trust worthy enough in my opinion. Centerfire ammo is much more reliable.",Rim fire fo' life son. +"Ugh, Dion Lewis is the only person I could really drop for Inman.",Between him and Jennings for me +"28 on act (29 superscore) cumulative GPA 3.96 weighted (like a 3.85 uw idk) 5 on APUSH test taking Ap macro and AP bio rn ec's - over 70 hrs of community service, restaurant manager for 2 years, playing guitar for 10 years, taken college business classes at the fashion institute of technology, NHS applied ED1 to stern as a marketing major but also listed Gallatin as an alternate","Odds of Stern are pretty low, Gallatin is decent." +Hiko. He's like the one and only person ever who never baits. I'm starting to think he doesn't know what baiting even is :/,forgot +Fullsceen of Roosterteeth site in includes my taskbar I have no idea how to get it to go away. When I try to put a video into Fullscreen it just won't go away,Full screen ruining RT videos in more ways than one +"whatever it is, subtract one person because I won't be there fuck pf fam",u cunt +Secret Pizza Party?,Is Podesta involved? +"Leaks have said that Nexus isn't dead, and Pixel is being made separate and apart from Nexus. We shall see.","Kind of hard to imagine, with Google renaming the Nexus launcher, the code names of the two pixel devices being Nexus codenames and such.." +Congratulations! You will have many sleepless nights but eventually you will look back on those times fondly. My baby girl and I watched many late night hours of American football. For some reason it would knock her out better than anything else.,"Women, right?" +"That worked, thanks a lot!",The original comment said: afaik you'll need a permissive kernel +"Why don't we have Chibi and Pixel Ana flairs yet? She's been in the game for a good while now, its not fair that Nana Ana doesn't get her two other flairs :(",Because you haven't gotten the achievements yet +"It is a Beta... What did you expect, the whole Ice Cream?",with toppings +all I'm saying is that Fnatic never got 16-0d when they were on top. Even when the matches didn't matter. Something is going on behind the scenes.,"Yeah, what if coldzera got bought it out by faze in place of rain because he's going to fnatic in place of wenton" +Just haning out,* Parachute: Check * Helmet: Check * Shoes: Fuck em +"Game 136: St. Louis Cardinals (71-64) @ Pittsburgh Pirates (67-67) **Cardinals Lineup** 1) Carpenter, 3B 2) Gyorko, SS 3) Piscotty, RF 4) Adams, 1B 5) Molina, C 6) Grichuk, CF 7) Hazelbaker, LF 8) Wong, 2B 9) Wainwright, P **Pirates Lineup** 1) Harrison, 2B 2) Jaso, 1B 3) McCuthen, CF 4) Polanco, RF 5) Marte, LF 6) Freese, 3B 7) Cervelli, C 8) Mercer, SS 9) Kuhl, P",Jedd Gyrko is a baseball player +'Sarcastic','But not that sarcastic' Deporting the 'founder of ISIS' seems like the least we can do. +"Well, he's not *wrong*.","No, you're not wrong, you're just an asshole." +#I AM UNTETHERED AND MY RAGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS,"*Talking to myself but that's just 'cause I, you know, I've got shit to say*" +"If you shoot them, they get mad. If they see you for a period of time, they get mad. If they see you and then you break line of sight, they will still get mad. This is just so you can't kite them everywhere and continue breaking line of sight constantly so that you never have to face them until the end, you have to deal with them as a high priority target among all the other chaotic trash.",Quite fun when all 3 spawn at once +Like a week ago someone asked if my megaminx was a 9x9. I died a little.,"Yes, we all know megaminx has sides so it's a 5x5" +Yeah it's sad there isn't any comparable game on PC.,Isn't Football Manager 2017 like the same thing? +Chinese advertisement flood game forum LMAO,thats pretty neat! +"Go to bed earlier. Boom, problem solved.","Yeah, cause that totally works." +"I'm almost mad that I'm not an xbone player. You guys have bo3, bo1 and are probably going to be getting bo2 all on one console. God damn, do I wish I could say the same.","If enough people trade their PS for XBOXs we could start a revolution, back to the for-front of Microsoft!" +"Game Thread: San Francisco 49ers at Carolina Panthers The automod didn't create the thread so sorry, no live stats this week!",# SCREEN PASS +I immediately thought C.B. stood for cheesy banana,It stands for Cheeky Bugger. +Gyarados sighting Just had a gyarados pop up on my sightings list in imperial at west outer rd and sec man rd. This is the first time ever having one on my sightings list. Unfortunately I wasn't actually able to find it. Has anyone seen any in the stl region? Jw cuz it surprised the crap out of me.,"Definitely no nests, but anywhere a Magikarp spawns, a gyarados can spawn there too." +Baby tasting homemade tea for the first time,How it feels to chew 5 gum +YouTube disables monetization on Youtuber Melanie Murphy's (400.000 subscribers) videos on acne covering/makeup because they're not advertiser-friendly,"Of course it's not advertiser friendly, look at that white boy wearing blackface in the thumbnail...." +"I hope you hit this Olivia Wilde-looking bitch in the Kentucky Derby hat Seriously though, I am looking at moving to Nebraska, which is next to Colorado, and has fully decriminalized. That is the best I can do right now. Better than facist-state Virginia, Pennsylvania, or Wisconsin.",Maybe time to become an adult and stop refering to women as bitches. +Naarad Munnie :D,Narayan Narayan +What's something you are ashamed to admit you have learned later in life than most people?,I didn't know how to tie my shoe until the 5th grade +What's a pupper?,A little doggo +Harambe McHarambeface,Harambetter +"Vacant is no longer the greatest, But there is still something WWE...",Saveus.222 +Aren't comics a bit nerdy?,You dropped this +"Now HYHY will be happy to have Net to stay in the trees. Net, the king in the trees.",It is known +"It's one serious positive for recognizable ability sets tied to chassis, it allows you to make tactical decisions based on first look at your opponent, rather than not knowing what abilities they are packing until they use them. The more knowledge on both sides of the fight the more complex the tactics and plays will be, IMO.",B-but I need muh customization so I can use my Arc Cannon and cluster +"What type of cat is that? It looks like it is probably a medium sized wild cat (baby version), but I can't place it.","Hey Dumbass, it's an elephant." +Yes they do. Currently I can feel 3/4 of my wisdom teeth.,Thy grow at the very sides of your mouth and really shouldn't grow before the ages of 19 - 21 (citation needed) I guess you're a mutant. +"basicly - they have to play with a standing for a while (shoowtime) , yesterday they lost 2-0 to Renegades (who are a weak team overall) , one of the maps they lost 16:0. Cold got mad as fuck , did cry about how shit their standin is on twitter , responded to some hate messages and probably just rage-deleted his twitter :D",Perhaps he should share his cheats with Shoowtime instead :D +Election fraud =/= Voter fraud,yeah because election fraud is *more* likely +"What type of cat is that? It looks like it is probably a medium sized wild cat (baby version), but I can't place it.",I'm pretty sure that's a deer. +A parrot is a dinosaur that can talk,A u/icedpickles is a caveman that can shitpost +Two different ratings for Spurs is bold.,"Spurs without Sissoko 7, Spurs with Sissoko 6.5" +Want This Invisible Space Ghost. So Dope!!,Yeah that thing is badass +"Fucking asinine. Thanks for effectively giving everyone else in the city a pay cut. Once the prices of everything shoot up to make up for the losses forced on these businesses by the pay raise, who is going to pay me more to make up for it? All this does is cuts my spending power. This really hurts people on government assistance and fixed incomes. I feel the most sorry for them. I can sell more stock or transfer more from my money market account to make up the difference... but seniors and the disabled are stuck. Obama ain't gonna give them any more. Anyone with even a 101 level econ course knows that price controls (which is what minimum wage is) never work and only end up hurting the free market. #VOTE RODGERS OUT! Has anyone researched if we can do a recall election or a vote of no confidence to get these idiots out before they cause more damage to the county?",But price controlling worked so well for Venezuela +License plates should be encrypted!,And have a QR code to our bitcoin wallet for donations! +When was the last great time to be a fan of your team?,2008 was pretty good up until the WS +SPUNJ gets csgo'd,Thats what he gets for camping spawn! +Nah the dude is just plain wrong. He released it on SoundCloud and Spotify and even tweeted about the SoundCloud link so people would know it's free.,"Well, if you're talking about Colouring Book it did have a timed exclusivity from May 12th to 27th (according to wiki) Still don't see any problem with that anyway" +"While you showered, I studied the blade.","While you studied the blade, I studied the dew chalice." +"left leg ripped off above the knee. right leg so broken they amputated, left arm ripped off above the elbow, gravel rash and skin ripped off along the back and arse, 12 broken rib (and a partridge in a pear tree) loads of damage to the nerve area around the shoulders/collar bone and the bloodvessels behind the shoulderblade, both eye sockets broken, and the jaw hit so hard sideways that it dislocated. I am not sure if my explaination made things better or worse for you. :D",TL:DR Ow. +CORRECT!,Thank you sir +Which I have to suffer with every time I want to make a sorcerer because efficiency.,Only filthy casuls try any build other than quality +I don't know. I met some just dismiss the party after I joined. I was like WTF. I didn't even have time to look at everyone setup. For some reason I don't think many people like Firion. Finally joined another person using Firion and we were spamming Firion BSB for magic mirage. Turn out pretty well. Wall? Mana 2 MO boss like to spam Dispel.,In that case just use 4 wall users +"He's completely locked up the white male high school dropout vote. That's enough, right?",It was back when America was great! +"Not all Muslims are terrorists, but all terrorists are Muslim.",Wow Timothy mcveigh was a Muslim! +"This. I don't freestyle, I don't really do aerials, but I do score. If I'm putting it in the net, I'm not sure that it matters how I did it.","Because you suck and just cheese the game by scoring easy goals, if you knew how to play properly you would probably get stomped every game" +Just reviewed the mod log and there was no such post removed,The cover-up runs deep. +Mother Claims Indiana's Religious Freedom Law Allows Her to Beat Son,Thanks Mike Pence! +I heard his wife has visa problems.,Yea but she had lighter skin so it's a non issue. +Jeez what a woosh,Does every sarcastic post need a +With a lot of salt,When is this sub not salty? +At wide receiver?,Nah CB +Where is this?,Need coordinates to spoof easy gym? +I think I've gone too far back,"Why don't kids listen to good music, instead of Mozart and Beethoven, SMH TBH BBQ FAM" +"NICOL BOLAS WILL BE THERE AND HE'S ONE OF THE EGYPTIAN GOD CARDS IN DISGUISE. WINGED DRAGON OF RA MEGA-ULTRA CHICKEN? NUH-UH, IT'S NICOL MOFUCKING BOLAS","Arise chickun, chickun arise" +I guess you could say... It all comes together...,I got that reference. +lul,But you aren't allowed to complain since Xbox gets Halo. +"Ah ok, thanks for your response. Glad to have learned a bit more about my audience.",Can you please ensure you post 100% winning results in future - thanks! +"Thursday Loot Thread Let us know what you got this week! Achievements, meta-achievements, mounts, pets, actual loot drops, gold thresholds, or other things that you can say, Oooh, I got this and be excited about. Post them here! Screenshots are encouraged but not necessary.",Got Aggramar's Stride (legendary boots) from a emissary chest in Aszuna today! +I will be honest I am biased towards flat,Flair checks out. +Time to burn the car back to the puts of hell from whence it came.,"Call the insurance company, it's clearly totaled." +I guess the period after 13 sort of has the same effect?,"Nah, that's basically the th in 13th." +"*you're and, it's always a party with Funzo!",Linguo? +I know the advice giver means well but... I'm not putting cereal in a bottle before bed to let her go longer for a couple of reasons. 1. I don't mind feeding my baby at whatever frequency she wants. 2. She doesn't take bottles. Especially while snuggling to fall asleep.,Have you tried putting the cereal directly in your breast? +It looks like Pacman's retarded brother.,I was thinking Pacman Bottomtooth +What if I enjoy occasionally drawing anthropomorphic animals in a non-sexual manner?,If you enjoy drawing them solely because th yee anthropomorphic animals then you are a furry +"What is the fastest way to apply for Tourist Visa in Canada? I will visit my girlfriend in Vancouver probably by January, is it possible to have a tourist visa before January?",so whats the denial rate? +The gay agenda is dangerous!,"Not even gay, but I want this shirt" +The dragonfly flying around the planet was really mesmerizing.,Suggestion: Let's call piloting a dragonfly... dragonflying! +"Man, I wish this was real. I hope they don't forget to do a Halo 3 Anniversary. I don't think they're going to which is insanely depressing.",Totally not because they don't wanna fuck up with the most acclaimed game by halo fans.. Totally not.. +What's a personal rule that you'll never break?,"Everyone that isn't me cannot be relied upon and are useless when I actually need them, therefore make sure I don't need them." +This is my first time playing a bowazon here too! I chose not to because I didn't see an appreciable difference when levelling up the skill but I didn't check what the maxed skill damage was (I'm trying to waste as few stat resets as possible before regularly farming Baal),"I maxed it on my HC bowazon before I RIP'd, I think it was 125%ED or 150%ED at level 25 (I had +5 from gear)" +"Well, I wouldn't want the homeless playing with rockets.",That's racist. +Actually--fun fact--the primary violent agents at BLM rallies are white supremacists who try to run over protesters or shoot at them with their concealed firearm.,"OMG how can we live in a world where standing in the road impeding traffic could result in you getting hit by a car, the insanity." +Such a shame. I'm seeing AC/DC that night.,Cause the whole season drops at once like Netflix +"I actually think Obama might have made even less executive orders, if he didn't have an rabidly antagonistic Congress.",That's practically a fact. +Fuck the DRIP DRIP DRIP.. get the bucket!,Why not use the basket? +Well he mostly just kinda grunts.,"Yeah, but it's English grunting." +"You would think that at some point, he would put a condom on.",But it doesn't feel good :c +"Doesnt matter what is, we are 100% going to get a new pokemon game 1 year after S&M",Like we got a fresh spicy new game 1 year after ORAS +And no one is surprised at all.,America would starve without these laborer force who do the jobs Americans won't take. +Social Security's looming $32 trillion shortfall,It's just a number +That was my previous pet. Reindeer is awesome.,reindeer is kawaii <333 +"Oh my god, you're a genius!","It's none of those, its OFFICIAL pronunciation is Sun n' Moon" +"Have you considered that the Jews with the means to immigrate here would be upper class, while the less educated would have been stuck in Europe during WW2. You could be right, but it's selection bias, not some genetic advantage.","Evidently someone isn't Jewish, since you don't understand that selection *is* genetic advantage." +"I'd have to say when I had Preston as a companion, him and I were exploring some Boston ruins. He turns to me and says hey, have you got a minute? And we do that whole sob story of how he wanted to kill him self in the museum, etc. and just before he finishes a SM Suicider runs up and nukes us both to orbit",Lol I wish you had been recording +They taste bad and pee in your mouth if you try to eat them.,"Dude, why did you even try to eat one?" +They were 22 nakeds who set an f home with no roof on their base LOL,lmfaooo +Latinos for Trump founder: If Hillary wins you're gonna have taco trucks on every corner,That's why Hillary has the hot sauce in her purse! +"They really are. This places serves them with a dip that I can't pronounce, but it's like a creamy cilantro with a bit of spice.",thats because they tasted like sawdust without flavored dips. +Rainbow Six Animation Ep3 Caveira,"Thermite wasn't running for the hills, immersion ruined" +Japan sends Y1 bil to S Korean 'comfort women' foundation,I'm sure this will put a quick end to the issue and Korea will totally forgive Japan. +"1) no time to explain 2) pics or it didn't happen 3) dismantle aspirations....YYYYEEEEEESSSS! (See above answer) 4) because science 5) ummm... False! #Huntermasterrace 6) this one stumped me... It does have a faction insignia on it and some New Monarchy stuff, but never explained. You Warlocks ...always thinkin'",You only think hunters are the master race because you have the hunter handicap +Isaiah Rashad - The Sun's Tirade,This isn't an Apple Music exclusive is it? +Do the Yotubers have footage of the game that will be released today?,No +Ketchup has no place on hot dogs in my world. He disagrees.,"Hi, fellow Chicagoan." +So basically only the names and date are correct?,Their names are actually Jim and Daisy and the picture was taken in 1923. +Jackie Chan to get lifetime achievement Oscar,Pandering +I've never got anything rare in my life.,Black slayer helm begs to differ +"Key Fob Cloning Hi, Our landlord is being really weird about giving us a spare key for our apartment which doesn't make sense but whatever. Does anyone know anywhere in Vancouver that can clone a high-frequency 'Mifare' fob?",Just say you lost yours? +"Yeah, but in all honesty. I'll take a well prepared POTUS machine any day of the week over the high school jock bully.",That's fine but the real option is a corrupt washington insider who thinks transperency and accountability are bad words vs a uneducated highschool bully +That's a cop? I thought it was just a fat dude with a vest. Those boots don't look right?,"Nah, he must have a doctor's note for those shoes." +I did the same. I have Rawls on my roster so this is a weird kind of handcuff I guess. Dropped Tevin Coleman for him.,Ouch +"Lol I think anyone with knowledge on weed knows vaping is the most cost effective way to smoke, it's just not seen as fun to do. At least in my eyes anyway, I have a vape my friend gave me and it just sits in my draw only to be used when I go home and can't be leaving smells",You don't sound condescending at all. +"I think I know why Boomerang returned SS is redemption story in some way. Diablo saved his new family, because he killed his own. Deadshot proved his daughter, that he is not a piece of shit. Flag solved his Enchantress-June problems. And what about Boomerang? As we know, he kicked his thieves-friends to run away alone. What did he do in bar scene? That's right, he left his colleagues again. And as SS is redemption story, Boomerang had to return.",2/10 no he is boomerang joke +It'd be too big of a nerf if they just did that. Much less damage+less speediness to chase AND kite is way too harsh.,Not like he builds any items which help with kiting though +I mean as true as your statements are and I fully agree with your opinion... I doubt many people who visit this subreddit are those you want to adress. I don't get why people get so mad over some video game... guess I'm too chill of a gamer to sympathise with competitive multiplayer communities.,"I do tend to have a competitive mindset, but the worst I throw at people is usually: You played that pretty bad man" +Andre Gomes injured with Portugal,"we've got this new squad depth thing, so whatever" +Canadian-owned firm sold armoured vehicles to Sudan despite export ban,"Good, finally some Canadians that have balls." +"If you were a dictator, what kind of ridiculous dictator-like shit would you do?",Force my favorite TV shows that were cancelled back into production. +and is not a sparky as it has a really quick hit speed,the higher hit speed is to make up for the beginning where it's doing really little damage just like an inferno tower so yea it still take 3-4 seconds to charge up to max like a sparky does. +I live in the NE.never had a problem in 25yrs. It's just a perception.,Maybe it's because you were the problem. +A Faster Internet: Terabit Networking Was Just Successfully Tested,They must have transfered a shit load of porn to mimic network conditions. +Basically the best news ever for developers who actually update their apps and don't create scam apps! Rejoice!,"Yup, this is awesome news :-)" +Yeah definitely not voting for you LOL I've had enough bad experiences with you for a lifetime xD,Vote for me instead +"It's like a butt plug, but not for butts.",Champion of butt plugs. +"Patio Theater To Be Allowed To Serve Booze During Shows, Ald. Sposato Says - Portage Park",But isn't he worried about the crime and types of people that will attract? +its HUGE!!,This is even funnier the ten thousandth time. +The death penalty is a joke if a school can literally get away with actively covering up 4 decades of rape and still be allowed in. I mean is there any situation you would think the death penalty would apply in if you don't think it applies here?,Players who aren't compensated being given cars and televisions +"Th9s in champs 1 or higher - what do you farm with? Two questions for those of you around 3800+ trophies on a th9: * Do you search specifically for other th9s (or bases without infernos lets say)? I've found that around 3800 the th9s all but dry up, save a few 5 trophy offers. Are you just searching for 15+ min to get a target? * Assuming you do attack real th10s, what army do you use? I've been working with a QW valk army recently, golem in cc. Heal, rage, jump, freeze. I'll get a 2* with low 50s percent destruction generally, but sometimes fall just short. Any tips on something more consistent? Types of bases to look for or avoid? I tend to avoid ring bases as I find getting the TH much harder.","4200 Trophies TH9 25/25 heroes I am farming with, TROOPS: 10 valks, 20 arch, 4 wiz, 4 wbs, 4 healers, 8 giants SPELLS: 2heal, 1rage, 1jump, 1poison CC: Giants/Bowlers/Golems & Poison" +JDM's thoughts on the failed USP hit detection.,He was probably just alt tabbed out while defusing. +Sehwag simple man. He sees spade. Calls it a spade. He sees arnab. Calls him asshole.,I believe he is talking about that Morgan guy. +"I don't mind these types of spiders because they want to keep to themselves, but I get them in my house all the time. Any advice on how to keep them outside?",Fire +I don't get it.,It's a McChicken +Clearly there is evidence that shows studies don't prove anything.,TIL: My life is a lie and I shouldn't bother with a graduate level education at a research university. +How they managed to do anything in a car in Just Cause 3 with it's garbage driving controls is beyond me,"while I agree that bikes are awful, I find the cars are perfectly usuable" +"Everyone is showing their big tools, here is mine.","I wonder how big the tools are, that get used to make tools this big" +When doritos can fly (I AM NOT A HACKER),omg buff battleship and necromancer +Its pretty nooby for jdm to say this tbh he should know this would never happen on a 128 tick server,i really hope this is +"I find it hard to hold it against the machines. I mean, they tried to be nice, first. Then they tried to just be left alone. When neither of those worked the gloves came off.",Found the AI with a reddit account +Pathfinder for life =p,*And that's how the edition war began...* +Amazon New RBS Release Date Estimate?,Wonder if the same will be for the 1060 Blade. +There is a limit to heavyweight as well.,There is it is 265lb. +Yeah he lost the military's endorsement.,whatever happened to those 200 generals or whomever trump said was gonna endorse him at the debate? +"I think any tank that can go 72 km/h should really be out there spotting for the team at least at the beginning of the match, so coated optics are a must.",Confirmed hellcat is scout +In the mid 80's I was the only white kid in our neighbourhood who liked hip hop music.,Save some pussy for the rest of us Downvoted because of selfishness +Let me go check reddit really quick and see,"Couldn't see anything so wanted to get in quick, karma here I come." +TWIS: Isis bans football referees in Syria because they enforce 'laws of Fifa not Sharia',Well as someone who wants to bang teenagers and shut feminists the fuck up...I welcome our new Islamic overlords. +U.S. FDA orders antibacterials removed from consumer soaps,"Well, this isn't going to turn into a shitstorm on facebook." +And the reason Bernie made such a stink about it is because his followers screamed about it for months -using right-wing rhetoric to sell it to America as a deal with Satan.,"No, Bernie raised hell about TPP because it was written by the corporations and billionaires and then expanded that to NAFTA as well." +Im going to downvote myself,No pls don't give up. +u/ek_tharki cool down bro,tl;dr? +I think ur was created by the people who don't know the difference between your and you're,It's ur' you idiot +The Fountain. Had to go online and read an explanation. It made me love the movie even more.,Loved this movie +LG Brings You ... The Windows 10 Fridge,"Great now windows will threaten us with turning the fridge off and not keeping our food fresh, if it is not connected to the internet and updates are not installed... Om the other hand, can windows defender also kill bacteria in our food?" +Interstellar. Proof that you can be sad scientifically.,At the end I was hoping it was all just Matthew McConaughey on a beach with buddies smoking payotie. +Where to see the best and brightest fall foliage in Canada,Thanksgiving long weekend along the Cabot trail is a safe bet. +Clinton dealt with thousands of cables that were full of these (C) confidential markings. Her claim that she didn't know what these meant is unbelievable.,"C for cable, obviously." +"Im so confused, how is Tracy that tall?",Yao is leaning wayyy the fuck back +I whistle the Farmer in the Dell.,Omar comin! +Our world is run by cowards.,"I mean we have our democracy, fuck those who still have to fight for it." +What a strange thing to lie about.,I've gotta get those valuable internet points. +He's a businessman. There's a huge difference in political scandal.,I'm so sad for you. +"Don't like it ? Leave. This is what I hear every single time I complain. After a long drawn out thought process I have decided that well, you know what, I'm out. Peace. I think I'm past breaking point with the west and I want to see it collapse and disappear up its own controversies, I will not fight to restore it, I will not pay taxes into a system that looks down on me and I sure as hell don't want to live here anymore. Heck, I hope Islam takes over and disciplines these cunts that we live with. 23 year old, own my own house with less than 2 years of mortgage left, got a degree from a world class university and I refuse to spend my life in this shithole of a society that looks down on you and yet demands you to be a slave in every sense of the word, whether it's via work, women, media or legally. I've had enough. So, I've made a decision as soon as my mortgage is over I will rent my house out and make full use of the currency exchange rates in Vietnam and/or Thailand (haven't decided yet), I will sell all other possessions and move somewhere where I'm respected and wanted, as I am not interested in stepping foot in this shithole ever again. Even without working I can probably live like a king just on the exchange rate itself, but I'll probably take up something easy going just for the extra money. Does MGTOW approve ?","Go forth, do what you want, bang hookers... live your life brother" +In what place of the outside world is cool to hate on all this stuff?,High school. +"I looked at the pic and thought Huh, that kinda looks like an NGK part number on whatever that thi--- HOLY &*%%. Anyway, you might have a *bit* of detonation going on there.","Ah it'll be fine, a bit of seafoam will fix it" +"LPT Request: How do you guys cut down morning routine time? School's starting soon, and I want to still be able to workout and get some food in my system in the morning. Problem is, I need more time to do this. What is your best productivity/efficiency tip you have to make more time in the morning?","if it's raining, you don't need a shower eat in the car" +What do you live thirty minutes from?,NYC if traffic wasnt a thing thru the Holland tunnel Soooooo.... Hoboken. +Did anyone else notice the visual similarities between Stranger Things and the 2013 film Under the Skin?,Well the monsters are identical but that's all I can think of +"Taking a picture of a random guy in public without him knowing and posting it on the internet for thousands of people to see might not be illegal, but it's still morally reprehensible.",I'm sure you white knight all images of people who didn't consent to having their photo taken +"Dear MRP: My wife is awesome, but her brother committed suicide when she was a tween and now he's cock blocking ME! I didn't used to mind her PTSD, but thanks to MRP I've realized the freaky things she won't do for my peepee are all HIS FAULT! Wat do? Dread game more? Threaten abandonment?","Ex_addict_bro sounds totally over his ex, I mean, nothing's like writing a multiple paragraph rambling screed about how over your ex you are in the comments of a completely unrelated post to prove that, right?" +"Destroying jobs. You'll never get elected. I understand automation should happen but I could never do it. Not until we have a way to not screw over those that lose their jobs. Just saying, get more skills and training bro is an oversimplification. You just destroyed 50+ jobs. There aren't new jobs waiting for those people. Most of them are shit out of luck now. And let's say everyone tries to get more training and skills. What marketable / employable skills are they going to get? Only so many people are needed to do any given job and your left with a surplus of people and no jobs for them. People already are trying to improve their skills. They're taking on huge college debt to do it and then still not finding jobs. It's not a myth. Automation means less people are required to do the same amount of work. Everything is still getting done but now people are unemployed.","But bro, everyone is lazy, it's as simple as getting certifications!" +My friend's photo of the Atlanta skyline,Where was this taken? +"Whenever I see/hear someone blaring music from their car, I instantly think 'douche bag'. When I do it, I figure everyone thinks 'there goes a guy with a great taste in music, what a legend!'.",Douche bag! +When was the last time GC posted some stuff not related to trans people and nobody brought it up in the comments either? Sometimes I search reddit for conversations about trans stuff. Lately their subreddit is like a third of the hits. Totes about feminism and abolishing gender.,That's only because the trans borg is the most dangerous and evil threat to womankind ever! +My brother thinks I resembled Dustin during my awkward puberty period.,But you have teeth... Lol +It's Aljunied GRC. Shouldn't you know better?,Sian I thought they hara kiri already +I listen to it like 3 times everyday if that tells you,So it's *ok* at best? +isnt her whole career a felony?,#SEXIST! +"I'm not a fan of most media outlets, but I strongly dislike this let's abandon all media sentiment. There are still lots of reputable news sources out there. The NYT, Wall St. Journal, and Economist still produce some well researched and written articles. I think writing off all mainstream media as being like Fox or MSNBC leads to people going to sites like Facebook or Infowars for their news.","no, NYT doesnt mention the latest Clinton conspiracy theory, it must be owned by Hillary" +"In 1.0 I was able to get away with things some may consider crimes because I was with the ancaps. Mostly just pearling people with very little evidence, but it was during the HCF war so it was fine. Other than that there really wasn't much you could get away with as an ancap, before HCF I would be tried the same as a common criminal if I committed a crime, because pre-HCF ancaps actually believed in the NAP.","Also, anyone who believes that the HCF war didn't justify the possible crimes I committed wasn't around for the original HCF war." +Focus on schoolwork and good grades and hang out with your friends. You should never prioritize what gaming platform someone uses over their friendship. I may get downvoted for this but just show them what pc has to offer without sounding like a pushy fanatic.,Isnt that exactly what we are +*I just talked to jesus* *he said* **What up Yeezus?** *I said shit I'm chillin* *tryna stack these millions*,"My presence is a present, kiss my ass" +Wtf is this player,Why did he get banned..? +What do you guys do if you see a dog walking down the street?,"We force it to wear pants, obviously." +Dude!,Did I just blow your mind? +"Jesus Christ, these activists need to sort out their priorities.",Don't get a 3rd religion into this +Found a big Allen wrench in my lab,"You better put it back, or Big Allen is going to be pissed." +Omgzz Katie is suu meen to EBR!!!!1!!1!!11,"She is in the center, of course she want to take the spotlight!" +"Blue having strong creatures doesn't make the control archetype like it used to be. One of the big reason 3-4 mana drops are so important right now is because you can't wait to cast anything bigger. Bigger creatures getting weaker isn't a good thing in my opinion. If anything I feel big creatures should be the stronger ones, at least for the most part.","Yeah, it was much better when blue had [[Broodstar]]" +Moving to Toronto,"its a war zone out here man, you gotta be looking over your shoulder just to go out and buy milk man!" +"Twin Hype Back, son.",It's not a bad song but I could do with out the mickey line. +You want selvedge? I'll give you selvedge.,I sure do hope that selvedge print becomes a thing. +I want my Hoverboard goddamnit,"First convert to the one true religion, you infidel." +"If Infinity War doesn't end with Thanos living a quiet life, working on a farm, I'll be a little disappointed.",I hope he works at the vet clinic with Daisy's dad. +I LOVE the LED notification light. That way from far I can see what the notification is based on which colour the LED light is.,Just recognize the vibration pattern on your AW +If the mom's only method of punishment is spanking her teenager she has some issues. Im guessing the foster kids were physically or sexually abused and assumed the foster parents had a basic level of competence,I believe the court ordered her not to spank them after an incident where she want to far with them. +"As badly as they treated Sanders, there is not one dissenting Democrat to Hillary, despite her being the most corrupt candidate to run for president in my lifetime. Maybe the best way to send the message is to vote Trump and all Republicans except Rubio. He certainly did not do anything significant to help trump, and he was in a position to do so.",I agree with that plan +Yeah because because being the president sucks soooo much that you just need this kind of silver lining.,"Being the President is the easiest job in the world, amirightreddit?" +What are some facts about sex that movies and porn fail to depict?,Lots of girls can't orgasm from male stimulation alone; they have to rub themselves to orgasm. +Angry scenes as police separate Leave and Remain protesters at anti-Brexit rallies across Britain (and Eddie Izzard has his pink beret knocked off),"Typical leaver scum there, trying to steal Izzard's bag." +"Army Vet here, the medics carry 1000mg Ibuprofen, and give them out like candy.",Gunna get fuckered right up on ibuprofen hold up! +"Quite funny tough that i never see terran players bitching on this subreddit, on the other hand zerg is represented well here.",where is the +It's a wolf or bear ?,"I don't see the bear, just the wolf." +"*A lot* of rivers flow north in Siberia, which is a lot closer than the Nile.","The Mackenzie River in Canada's Arctic follows North and Canadian Aboriginal people kind of look Chinese; therefore, ..." +In The USA there's not much of a welfare safety net. Some people are reduced to sucking dick at truck stops because it's either their sole source of income or supplements their low wages so they can pay the rent and bills.,Drug addiction is a major factor in prostitution as well. +Not ours...,I refuse to accept that there are other people than Americans on the internet. +Everything is racist. EVERYTHING.,Stop being so pc +Skins? What is everyone's favorite skin?,Desolate Space/medusa +No actually he started being murderous after he became an atheist.,And after he received religious training. +Which is exactly what he said.,"Yeah, that's what he's saying" +Glad you guys settled this one lol,:) +Police presence in Sydney Sat night Was intense stuff: Heaps of police; jail vans; drug dogs all centered around george/liverpool. Though noticed a heavy police presence including plain clothes patrols on streets and in some bars/clubs I think. Area felt ominous and unsafe; people seemed uneasy. Time to sniff people before they enter the club? I notice a dude quickly dunking his stuff when he saw a dog. Saw heaps of wasted people vomitting and shit much later when the police had dissapeared at like 2:30. Probably great for tourism or foreign media. Lets make tourists feel like they are in a warzone? or facist country?,But were keeping young people safe! +Member? Member the good times?,Member when Vernon Davis wasn't a bitch? +Where? I live in mohali and this hasnt happened once in my life at an ATM.,That's because you live in Mohali. +NBC News/Wall Street Journal is given an A- rating on 538 and a heavy weighting when calculating their national average. They also give this poll a +1 Republican bias so they'll adjust it as +12 on their website (since in a 3 way race Clinton leads by 11),"My one concern is that it only sampled 500 people and was conducted over 2 days, which isn't the most accurate method" +"Damn it Richtofen, that's not a lever.",OWO +You mean the people constantly bombing allepo at random and causing most of the immigration crisis? The ones who killed 90 more civilians over the weekends cease fire agreement between the US and Russia/Assad...,I'm not sure if you understood what I wrote. +"The sole purpose of a bottom is for a tops pleasure Suck my dick, swallow my cum, let me fuck you in the ass, lick my ass as a thank you gift. I make sure all bottoms know this before I hook up with them. You're there for my pleasure only, I view you as a fuck-hole.",Good luck finding a committed relationship +Las Vegas Mist of Pandarea works too?,"A more accurate name would be the Las Vegas Warlords, it will last almost two years and everyone will hate it." +A moment when nobody is being mean to anybody.,"yeah like that's ever gonna happen, dickhead" +"And it always gets gold. (Psst, someone, give him gold to make this relevant)",Or you could not be cheap +Even the Seahawks ?!?!,"hell, i'd rather have them do the patriots." +"Ad Alta Voce, il bellissimo podcast di Radio3 che ci fa ascoltare grandi romanzi","Ci sono molti podcast interessantissimi della Rai, da Wikiradio a Radio Anch'io... ne ho almeno 5/6 di davvero piacevoli da ascoltare, alcuni anche divertenti (solitamente di Radio Due)." +"There's someone posting about this every single day. If Wizards didn't have market research to suggest that this schedule is fine, they wouldn't do it. Not everything is for everyone.",Because wizards collects accurate research before they make any big decision +"you didn't notice the semicolon, AND the 666 ?","Hey, I suffer from severe blindness so I can't see anything" +"Mamaaa, reee-e-e-EEEEEEE!","I'm compiling this into a lyrics sheet, so please autising to finish the song." +"The President of Mexico, to all Mexican people, by inviting Donald Trump to our National Palace and shaking his hand.",Groveling to the future President of the country that your entire economy relies on is totally a fuck you. +We can't exactly walk around all day with these things in our hands. My fashion sense (for what it is) also says 'no' to holsters.,how about a fanny pack? +Question for Game of Thrones fans here. What do y'all think their world would look like once they reach 2016 level technology and if/when they develop the concept of the nation state? I would like to see how democracy would play out in their world.,bernie is the high sparrow +"Shuckle, just because it would be hilariously broken to be able to give Shuckle an eviolite.",He would become the second exclusive member of the Anything Goes tier +There were about six chanting go home Trump.,Obviously the several other hundred were pro-Trump protestors. +What the fuck. He's not even using big words.,"hey man, *idiotic* is a fucking huge word." +Team Wiphi,What's the password? +Would you take any former Arsenal Players in our squad today? Class is permanent so reckon playing Seaman at striker could be killer,andre santos +According to academics who have never had a real job,So what do you think is the case then? +2014?,"You know, the year it wasn't rigged for the broncos" +"Gold Coast mother accused of shocking abuse of her daughter including rape, torture","But hey, aren't men monsters" +"Ah, he made the mistake of making fun of a black american.","Yeah, I'm surprised he got the ok from his producers to be so racist" +"Hanks is probably one of my favorite actors. Growing up there are just so many movies of his that do it for me. From Big, you got mail, that thing you do to forest bump, Apollo 13, castaway. Seriously is one of the greats for me.","Man i've got to see Forest Bump, never heard of that one" +*unsheathes big bone* *teleports behind you* nothing personnel exile,Where does he unsheath it fro- *Oh God* +Hmmm. I don't think the article was meant to be congratulatory or flattering. It sort of implied that Clinton is in the tank for the monied interests.,"Yes, because she should not take money at all." +All on the taxpayer dime. What a load of horseshit.,I am sure you thought that way when Bush did it. +Wouldn't it be great if all the refugees just went to the actual countries behind the destabilization of the middle east?,"Yes, because the people of said countries need to suffer because of our governments stupid decisions." +"ITT people that assume guns can go off for no reason at all, and lack a basic understanding of how they operate.",Internal hammers are just NRA propaganda! +PIGTAILS,nu +It seems that SpaceX should really buy a big plot of flat land in the desert for this and other uses.,"Yeah, if only there was some kind of test site." +Gender reassignment surgery.,"Ahem, gender **confirmation celebration** you shitlord..." +"Headline from the future: November 9, 2016 - BREAKING: Clinton continues to be plagued by issues of likeability and trustworthiness as she sweeps Trump 538-0.",Hillary's historic first win as woman president marred by being a total bitch no one likes +Replace /watch?v= with /v/,*/pol/ FTFY +Doesn't seem to be the case so far though. They have been behaving as a dumb herd for a while now.,"You are talking about the American developers, I guess?" +"Hi Being Sexually Harassed, I'm Hugh Mungus",Meta +"Never, EVER get attached to anyone... That is the best advice I can give you guys as a fellow FAer. Harden your hearts, do not let delusions of love cloud your mind and render you weak. To us, love is only an illusion, a fire fueled by false hope. Whenever you think you have a chance with a girl, remember that you don't. She'll never love you, she'll never think about you every night as you do about her. Do not hope, and you'll never be disappointed. Do not hold out for anyone, and they'll never break your heart. It's a valuable lesson to learn, one I can't seem to memorize no matter how much pain I endure. Life baits me with hope and I bite the hook every time like the idiot I am. You're a fool to think that any girl will ever date you, Minjaze! Stop developing feelings for them and thinking they might give you a chance! I'd always tell myself... If only I'd listen for once.",Too late... +Yesterday evening I updated from the latest public beta to to released ios10.1 everything went well. Phone is working as expected. But this morning I got that message that I've never encountered before. (Phone seems to be working fine) any ideas ?,It just means software update failed to do some updating. +It's not hard to stop eating,Exactly we should totally be treating easily controllable habits with medicine +"Which Mythical Creature, if found out to be real, would have the biggest impact on science?",Jesus. +"When it comes to the Greek warrior... People realize it doesn't have to be one of the Greek heroes (Ajax, Achilles, Perseus, etc.) right? When I see people make suggestions for who the Greek warrior should be, it's always one of the legendary heroes. All of them are quite boring and have no notable abilities that would make them interesting. They'd all end up with something uninteresting, because none of them do anything really. Warriors don't have to be actual warriors from mythology. Why not someone like Typhon?",It should be Kratos. +"24/F/UK searching for long term pen pal SUPER new to this whole Reddit experience! Basically I'm just looking for someone to chat with and see how it goes. Hopefully we can form a long term friendship! I don't want to give too much away because we need some initial ice breaker material but I recently finished my degree, my hobbies seem a little different to a lot of people posting - I'm not in to video games, World of Warcraft or sci-fi particularly. I enjoy films, red wine and nice food but I can talk about pretty much any topic. COMPLETE chatterbox (obvious much?) anyway if you fancy being my penpal feel free to wing me a message x",You're not into video games or you are? +I feel like I'm missing something here. What is so cringy about that?,Natalie Portman's nipples being hard around Hillary I'm guessing +"Was playing with a Torb last night that was doing the same thing. Kept saying that he had 400 ping. Whenever you saw him, he was crouch spamming. Was hilarious. You AUS?","Naw, I live in South Florida in the US." +I really hope they fix the point system next season it's really a load of shit that 4th place CLG can possibly be paired up with some of the best teams in the world. What a fucking joke,Yea its also bogus that SKT can be paired with top teams in the world too. +Atheist here; whey does this sub exist?,Coward tone troll is non responsive So shocked +Mercedes dominance is incredible,"Oh please, the RB dominance was much worse!" +I thought he is danish?,He said soccer. +[[Earth Shock]],"Doesn't buff Tunnel Trogg, literally unplayable, you might as well just play Control" +"Hit a party last night with a female friend who I know likes me but never said anything. After lot's of drinks, her much hotter friend gave me a BJ. Who is wrong?","Well she is wrong, obviously." +Allan Houston outduels Kobe to drop 53 points on the reigning champion Lakers,who knew the westchester knicks' gm was a former player? +God I can't wait to go on vacation.,And Dusty was thinking: won't get blamed this time! +When you go to Doctor Zoidberg,Why not? +Sorry for clogging up the sub with one of 3 posts in the last 12 hours,God forbid we let this sub become helpful and social +"A mild inconvenience isn't worth helping to save the environment. Pretty pathetic, huh?","It's not me causing climate change, it's everyone else!" +I know! XDDD But I play on Normal,You might want to ask your doctor why you have three mouths +"What do you do apart from lifting? I've been lifting on and off for a while now, but I'm starting to get bored of lifting just for the purpose of lifting. What other activities do you guys do that complement your strength training?",School and video games. +Interesting analogy: do you work on an aircraft carrier?,"Not on a regular basis, but yes I do." +And a C-level job in any bank or insurance company is closer to $500k.,"Nope, entry level position is closer to 5 million." +"These aren't US policies. They are UN policies agreed to by DPRK when it joined the UN. Its not fine to accept the benefits of being in the UN but when it comes to time to hold up their end of the deal they don't. It works the same for any agreement whether personal or global. I give you something in exchange for something and you don't give me my something. If I have the power to punish you until I get my agreed upon something, I'm going to exert my power. Like most people would.",Thank you for saving me having to explain that to him. +"Honestly, I don't understand it either. I think people are downvoting you at this point just for the sake of it.",I mean if these people are angry I can point them to a place to watch calming videos. +Is there any real reason why it's so fucking hard to get from 1.9 to 2.0 / 2.9 to 3.0 / etc? I climbed so quickly (one summer) from x.2 to x.9 but I've been stuck for the past few months. What's happening at that interval?,"I climbed up to 3k then always just go on a mad losing streak as soon as I hit 3k, then up then down again then up then..." +"Ah yes. There are just millions of dead bodies buried away unaccounted for that were perpetrated by women. Women are so smart that we just hide these bodies so much better. And the government just doesn't know the names of these mysterious people missing. Women are better at getting rid of the vaginal discharge and fingerprints when we rape men and women. That is why the forensics expert never find the female discharge on rape victims by those ravenous women. They only can find the left over semen on the rape victims. If only men wouldn't leave behind the blood stains in their car or garage or the murder weapon, they too would have gotten away with it. Maybe then men wouldn't make up over 90% of violent crime.",It's just more proof that women are better than men at cleaning because we see detail and men just don't see dirt +"He's an absolute bloody legend mate. I am a bit biased, however. North London is red, btw.",he's a Celtic legend +"Doing that didn't work so I said fuck it and ripped out the actual eject button. I just have to eject the disc using the UI now. Blows my mind how the original PS3 had issues like this where the buttons would heat and press themselves, so the PS3 slim had physical buttons. You'd think they would have learned....",I did the same but i lost the button i removed so there goes any chance of trading it in for a slim :/ Sometimes i get lazy and have a straightened paper clip and push it through the hole bellow where the eject button used to be and you can press the contact in there to eject it. +It's also low scoring.,"Yeah, just make a goal count 5 points and the Americans will like it." +Why did this get upvoted so much wth,Cause it's really impressive +Twitch's Dota 2 section has really changed the last couple of months and i love it!,But Twitch chat killed the pro streams. +"It's worth noting that Sol still scales poorly with AP in the early game. His W gains AP scaling with level not rank so 15 AP early really is quite minimal. On the other hand, flat pen is difficult to come by and scales up his damage just fine since it's multiplicative not additive. Similarly percentage movespeed is a valuable stat that is difficult to come by. Tldr: Flat pen does more for your damage at all points than 15 AP. Movespeed quints still good.","Preciselly, MS quints and Sorcs." +Titles are hard.,I just realized that lol +"Yes, Norway was in a personal union under Sweden until 1905.",And what about the greco-Luxembourgish union? +I actually thought that was sweet. Too bad OP is a flapjack and will never experience it,:( +which smasher would you most like to see mirror match themselve? I would love to a mango ditto or a rania or amsa ditto,Hbox +"Almost the same height as me, dark hair, olive skin, nice glasses (lol), dresses in dark clothes all the time, shy, nice smile, and personality is similar to mine. I'm not really into the sexy type girls with huge tits and a big ass that most guys my age seem to go for, don't know why (that probably comes off as a special snowflake type statement lmao).",Well aren't you a special little snowflake +"Ikr, the whole game is ruined now, it's simply unplayable at this point. I don't know how the people who played this game survived longer than 10 minutes, smh broken game",You forgot your +"So rather than being a dickhead about it, why don't you explain for the rest of us what it is that makes one illegal and the other not?",One is scary looking...that's literally the only reason +Blame any generation you'll get the same response,Fuck the Mexicans? +I disagree. I see the faint evidence of bikini top wear.,"Sure, but wonky posts with stuff like approaching zero or negligible just don't sell." +"Those countries still pollute far less than us on a per capita basis (probably because they are too poor to afford cars, regular air travel, etc) but okay.",oddly enough I don't think the planet cares about per capita pollution... +Well they're filming him also so it cancels out.,a woman's body has a way of blocking unwanted filming. +Umm Caifornia? By the way OP no respectable person says Cali We can definitely tell your a out of stater so get the lingo right or don't come back.,"Yep, that's why they were called the Cali-fornia Cartel." +"Looking back at it now, the things the cast and director said seems so cringey now",Cara delevingne howled like a wolf to truly embody the complex hula dancing persona +"That's absolutelawful. I hope the murderer is found and executed. Miss Fey shall rest in peace. Regards, Redd White of Blue Corporation, CEO","Oh, well so do I..." +Steve Nash with One Eye Sealed Shut vs. Spurs (Full Highlights),Duncan's such a dirty player +What car didnt make it to Horizon 3 that you are upset about? Sad to see that we still havent got a 79-93 notch back mustang. I would have also liked to see a E63 wagon and a GT3,RX-7 Spirit R. +FBI director says agency preparing attack on data encryption after the elections,"That's what I like to see, my tax dollars going to an ill-conceived attack on physics..." +"Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte has warned President Barack Obama not to question him about extrajudicial killings, or son of a bitch I will swear at you when they meet in Laos during a regional summit.",We should send in a special forces team to give this guy a wedgie on national television. +"Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte has warned President Barack Obama not to question him about extrajudicial killings, or son of a bitch I will swear at you when they meet in Laos during a regional summit.",This is why we need a president like trump! +"No one's killjoy-commented yet about how this is killing your cat? It's a new record, reddit.",This kills the kitty. +Medicated Boston Cream Pies! My new favorite!,Do you decarb your concentrate or is that not needed when cooking with strictly concentrate. +YoutubeIsOverParty - I Could Lose *97%* Of My Ad Revenue!,He's just pandering to the advertisers ^ +She clearly did it to destroy jobs in the funeral industry!,She tried to make up for it with Benghazi +"You're the one using American Dad as your source for the psychology of all males everywhere. Bruh, you need to grow the fuck up.",why are you getting so triggered you're so lame +All my friends got boosted and I dont know what to do.,"Mock them with it, and they won't do it again ;)" +Find me one picture of a Hillary supporter with a face like this from being attacked and I'll vote for Shillary (you can't),The bigger challenge is finding a Hillary supporter to begin with. +lol. I can't debate that logic.,Username doesn't check out. +What about Wukong's W?,"It doesnt take him off the map, so no." +Maybe you should try painting with a smaller brush.,It's just a joke brah +"Oh yeah, tight as a virgin baby",Let's leave the children out of this... +Obama cancels meeting with new Philippine President Duterte,Imagine trump in that situation.. +"I'm pregnant! (An introduction) Hi all! My name is Michelle and I am 5 weeks pregnant! I found out last week and I announced yesterday (trust me, I know the risks but I'm a very open person and have no problem announcing early). I just wanted to introduce myself before I start commenting and lurking on all of your posts! I am 25, married to my amazing husband who is 31, and we were trying for 2 cycles before our BFP. I'm a big control freak (about myself mostly, not so much in general) and pregnancy is already scaring the crap out of me, haha! I mean, I love it, but there's so many unknowns this early. Including the OMG what was that twinge and peeing on a stick daily to make sure my HCG is going up (it is). I am reading so many articles and watching so many documentaries that I may have actually gone crazy. Haha. Anyway it's so nice to be here and I wish a happy and healthy 9 months to everyone!",What documentaries have you been watching? +It looks even better in game imho,"He's right, it looks a lot darker and the colors stand out quite a bit more." +IMO you should have asked what part of the map do you like. The middle is so awesome. The castle interior is dull.,Nah dude I love being drop attacked by reaper 6 times in the final push +Chilcot Report - Were there any repercussions? I remember seeing a big build up with no end gain a few weeks ago; am I missing something or did this sadly end up being just like all the other flavour of the month inquiries? Or perhaps there was so much data people are still trawling through it?,No apparently all those that died died for the greater good +I guess the remastered version had them removed. Probably for pressing ceremonial reasons.,You dropped your +Insane spray control by Maj3r from Team Millenium,obviously he wasnt wearing his headphones +The 2011 Strikeforce Heavyweight roster,"Cans all of them, none of these guys would do anything in the UFC." +Men of reddit: How often do you cry?,This thread: defeating gender stereotypes together! +"Liliana was an old-walker. She is *leagues* beyond Ajani, even if he doesn't know it. This would be true even if she didn't have the chain-veil.","And Bolas is leagues beyond Liliana, yet Ajani still beat him." +"Marshmello is sick! I saw him at Ever After Music Festival in Ontario back in June. Bouncy, slightly heavy, but also had some chill moments, too (when he played his own stuff.) He was one of my favourites from that weekend.",The best part is when it's tiesto +"How is that a meme, wtf is going on in the world!","Any attempt at humor=meme, don't ya know?" +"Well the people tuning into raw dropped to 1/3 of what it did when Sable was showing her hand print tits, so what's your point? These highly competitive women's wrestling matches aren't moving the needle at all in North America according to rating since before and after the diva's revolution. I'm not saying I don't want the competitive matches, because I don't give a fuck about seeing some talentless woman whore herself out, I want to see Becky Lynch and Io Shirai, but it is what it is.","yes, because the lack of tits is the main difference between the Attitude Era and now." +I also own a micro.,No pockets 0/10 +If we're counting DLC to make a full game. Then COD's been doing this $110 shit for years.,So has Battlefield... Unless we don't count Bf3 and Bf4 +What bullshit. How about nobody having to have a license. The government wants you to need permission for everything.,Market hunting was such a success. +How is activision not prepared for this? Youd think they would know lots of people would try to log in at ince and should have rolled out the beta in separate regions not all at once. I think activision invests too muchh in marketing and not enough in servers,You just answered your question. +Their effective tax rate is much lower because the majority of their income comes from capital gains. Having an effective tax rate lower than someone making their income from wages is much different than those actively seeking ways to avoid taxes.,"Rate on capital gains tax is lower than income tax rate because of pure coincidence, and definitely not because of billionaire lobby." +If this keeps up there's going to end up being stricter laws about disrupting public transport. We can't function as a society if blocking airport runways is punishable by something that doesn't put people off.,Yeah look how society has stopped functioning with the rules as they are now +That doesn't work in comp right? Please say yes though.,"It does work,for example I have it bound that when I inspect my gun it clears decals :)" +Try to pretend all other players are AI bots,With how most people are playing I actually think they are bots already :) +"It's not about how I think. The very definition of disability is being deprived of what normal people have, I. E NOT normal.",That is not the definition of disabled. +Does anyone know where I can find full games from when Aaron Brooks was the Raiders' quarterback? I remember those games being so bad for Brooks that I was feeling bad for him. Does anyone know of a place to download these games?,in our collective nightmares +Yeah..because his next movie about blue aliens is such a masterpiece...,"And lets forget Aliens 2, both terminators, heck even Titanic because he made Avatar." +I was not talking about assassination but a coup or something....,"I'm sure HRC would sponsor something, get her best people on it or something." +Fun fact: Maynard James Keenan sings the not by the hair on my chinny chin chin part.,The winemaker? +Carrot juice constitutes murder.,And that's a real crime. +I'm STILL bitter about 2007. I want revenge.,Especially since we would have destroyed the Rockies like the Red Sox did. +"I must be getting old, those all sound dumb.",*already old +"Here is a theory I remember reading when I first found out about FNaF Despite joining the fanbase during the time of FNaF 3, I did read old theories from the previous games and read some weird FNaF 1 theories Here is a example of one Freddy is the Phone Guy, no joke. The idea was Freddy was using his voice box to record the Phone Calls which was why he was not as active during the first few nights. When he became more active during Night 3 and 4, he slowly killed off the Phone Character, and in Night 5 he revealed himself as the Phone Man himself. I don't remember where I read this, but I do remember this being a thing.","~~This can be supported by Freddy talking in the beginning of the game.~~ I mean, he opens his mouth at one point." +"Pretty sure deleting 30,000 emails, wiping hard drives so as to not be forensically recoverable, and smashing phones with hammers could be considered destroying evidence.",I'm certain you wouldn't be whining about Clinton not following standard IT security protocols if she hadn't properly wiped her HDDs and destroyed her mobile devices before disposal. +Hilariously accurate descriptions of every college football fan,There's body cam footage? +Bayless is an idiot.,Bayless says some crazy stuff sometimes but as a cowboys fan you gotta love it. +"The progressive problem is growing across the Western world. Recently at a university in Canada, a group of white students got yoga banned because it is cultural appropriation. The local Indian community put out an official statement saying they were happy people were doing yoga. So, don't worry minorities, even if you aren't offended, rich white people will be offended for you.","Well....I mean, our superiority allows us to accurately gauge what is offensive." +Dang. I had a lot of fun for the 2nd weekend,"No, no one had any fun, everyone hated it!" +Besides the whole holocaust thing he really didn't do nothing wrong.,"If you ignore all the bad stuff, he did nothing wrong." +*cough* *cough*,(C) is for Cough. +Nederlandse universiteiten zakken op internationale ranglijst | NOS,Maar... Er worden wel veeel meer leerlingen toegelaten Las ik gister. +Rural Gloucestershire Bridge Plaque?,"Damn, forgot about that" +Or just make stairs ramps instead. Problem solved without making wallbanging nades.,"Its on the mapper side, valve is too big of a company to hire a guy to fix some stairs" +I see your Multi-tasking heaven and raise you 24 cores!,can in run modded minecraft? +Holy shit. Her dad is Zbigniew Brzezinski. The whole media/political establishment is just one big incestuous clusterfuck.,The inbreeding also explains their below average IQs. +At any point do we get to hear why it happened? I could certainly be wrong but it just seems like that's way too violent an injury to happen non-contact without some sort of structural weakness to begin with. Do you think we'll get any insight into that?,He does have skinny knees... +Philippines scrambles to soothe tensions after insult to Obama,"And following his traditional path, Obama is going to apologize." +Me 75 days ago getting a VAC ban when using lmaobox. wow i was idiot!,Why post this? +"Lol Impact has question TPs, does not contribute much to comms, and got out teamfought by Hauntzer. Yes, his laning is amazing, but he failed to translate the advantage to win his team the game. Guess who is in charge of TSM's macro? Guess who is in charge of the decisions that allowed to TSM to win game even if their top lane lost?",You realize this is a list of best players not best teams you #$@$2@ fanboy +"Skydiver lands in college football pregame in front of 87,000 people.",It's not very interesting after they have done it so many times. +This is open racism.,"Well yes, but it's the _right kind_ of racism, so it's OK." +Then the same goes for Bandai with Witcher 3.,"Bandai is basically a start-up,don't-cha-know." +"Gets caught rubbin one out. - Hi, I'm Daniel","stfu Alex, we know it's you" +But how do you like get iron? It's super hard to come by? And even if you do it's super expensive lol.,Just look for it in the mine I see atleast one every time I go down there +Best day ever,Where is Charlie Kelly when you need him? +Storm Johnson is a sneaky hold.,Relax +Y'all got anymore of them Qb analysts?,I hear John Gruden's wife is from Tennessee +"I didn't expect many children to be on reddit is all, so I assumed this was a joke. Like suggesting high heels in a forum that is 99.9% male as fashionable footwear.","Yeah, Mens can't have dogs" +"Ah, thx. Good to know. I thought that getting a POTG would be imposible with the update. Nice Rez tho. Did y'all win the match?","Yeah, ended up winning 3-0 after that" +"Hi, my name is kaisengaard and I've been careless free for 7 days",Hiiii kaisengaaaaaard. +"I got the 3770k back in 2012 and a gtx560, recently I upgraded to a gtx970 and planning to upgrade to a 1060 this year. Since I built the computer I've spent only the delta between selling my old card and buying a new one. Still rocking the 8gb of ram I got for 32$ back in 2012. I feel sorry for my peasant friends when they see me playing dark souls at 60fps. They always think the monitor is the reason why it feels so smooth, lol.",Poor peasants.... Also good job on the upgrades and git gud on dark souls +"One of my good friends is French, and said to me and my friend (both of us white) What up my neegaz! and we were like DUDE! and she was like What? Is just a funny word used by rappers. No? and we were like... dude... definitely not... don't go throwing that around the US.",It's dudette you misogynistic straight white cis-gendered male! +Yup they all died. There's also a CotD radio that has Sarah Michelle Gellar talking about how her crew died too,"Ah fuck that sucks :( Well hopefully we'll get a map with Sarah Michelle Gellar, Robert McNamara, Weasel and whoever else is left alive" +How will Dawn affect my LSP?,Probably used the generic stuff. +Don't interrupt the anti-PSN circlejerk. The only acceptable posts on this sub now are ones that condemn PSN and talk about how shit it is. Bonus points if you mention that Microsoft or the Xbone or the PC is better.,Xbox has 100% uptime and I demand the same from ps4! +"You can't mate. And you want to know the terrifying part? You can walk into Best Buy and buy a quadcopter that can fly itself autonomously by gps for less than $1000. I got one online for $300. Strap half a kilo of C4 onto it, tell it to fly over an airport and shut its engines off. It's terrifying, and honestly I'm surprised some idiot hasn't done it.",If only c4 wasn't so easy to get too.. +Are we merely ignoring the fact that Denmark has never been socialist?,That's right they're all damn commies! +Twitter notifications on phone never get pushed to my desktop or laptop,Check if you accidentally muted the twitter app notification mirroring +"The funny thing about Trump surrogates claiming HRC is the one flip flopping on issues, is that it's always about her not having the same opinions as 20 years ago.",How dare someone get with the times. +Don't forget *break up sex*! We cannot discuss envying the newly single without bringing up *break up sex*! Which is a thing!,Is that where you break up with someone because they had sex with someone else? +So you're the Primitive Technology guy?,That dude is properly rad. +Arvind Kejriwal to undergo throat surgery in Bengaluru,He should have a brain surgery as well +And you gotta commute cause the apartment complex up there make New York look cheap.,"Yeah, I could barely breathe when I saw the monthly rent on the sign out front when I summited." +"In addition to lucions paradox, blizz should turn off smart loot. It's a cancer on the game.","Yea, it was way more fun before" +Nintendo seems to do just fine with their Nintendo Network. I can't remember seeing anything about them ever being DDOS'd to hell and back. And their online is free.,Hard to be ddos'd by 12 year olds. +"No, the yeast infection would be in the vagina...while an embryo would be in the uterus.",Wait there's more down there than a vagina and a bean? +Where are the tips?,Watch and learn. +"If we're discussing expecting more, what exactly is wrong with expecting people to make a single click and hit the back button?",On google chrome you have to hold alt with backspace now and that's just a pain +ORIGINS RADIO DISCOVERED!! ITS MONTY TALKING TO MAXIS!!,Link? +Is it just me or that Camo on that Weapon looks like something out of Custom Zombies?,I didn't know Ubercharge was a feature in Revelations +Dekkers aren't adc's stop building her like one. Please for the love of god. Stop...,100% damage makes everyone a carry. +Thorin's Thoughts - Finding Your Style,so great we can get a discussion going in here +really want the warglaives on my DH but just cannot bring myself to run BT on him,You can't transmog into the warglaives of azzinoth +Stephen Curry locks down Russell Westbrook - 2016 WCF,But Warriors don't play defense! +PLS NO,maplesea is not a p2w maplestory server +Welp if the M163 comes before that im doing it. its not hard for me to get SL I have premium and I just use the Tumor 4 to farm 100k+ lions a game <3,Consider suicide. +Making promises,Zinggggg +Ahh you're right! Downtown Battle Mountain will always be my favorite DGD album too.,"I'm more of a fan of DBMII, but then again, there isn't yet an album that I don't love to bits." +Silent Hills confirmed.,Dlc 4 is actually Death Stranding +Why would people say it if it wasn't true?,....I think you dropped your +34 Hollywood Stars for Donald Trump,Bunch of pussy grabbers! +"50% of the country may be immoral, but they aren't *okay with committing sexual assault*.",They want to elect the Family Values candidate! +"Radio Box found in Apothicon! While doing the Lil' Arnies inside the Apothicon to get the 2nd audio reel, a friend of mine in game, picked up what he said was a Radio Player, like where we put the reels to play. We dashed to keep our gobblegum, so sadly, I have no footage to show or images and he was a novice and didn't know what it was. He did get a quote from his character though, so it might be something. He found it after we threw the Lil' Arnies into the holes twice, summoning Margwas each time. We didn't get the audio reel after completing the step however, and we were unable to play it at any of the locations, which means what he found was not the reel itself. Anyone can try to replicate this and see what it is?",dorms you couldn share? +"Only so long as they shut up and keep a system in place that lets owners, well, own them. As soon as they get all uppity and actually strike they are among the worst evils.",but muh sunday entertainment +"I just saw a orange skin guy chasing egirl this year, I dont care how good he was, but I just see an ass right now. And I dont want that fnatic keep this kid.","Thanks, CEO of Fnatic" +"FOX NEWS: Coin jar Trump vs Clinton poll conducted at Ralph's Truck Stop in Tractorville, AR shows Trump clearly ahead","IT WAS MURPHY'S BBQ SHACK, KNOWN FOR THE BEST BAKED BEANS AND BBQ BAKED POTATOES IN THE COUNTRY, YOU CUCK!" +"And that's the heart of the tragedy. No matter how squishy the hugbox or how tightly sealed the echo chamber, reality rules. Despite all the fat acceptance slogans and body positive promotions, people are going to suffer in huge numbers and die. It's all a giant suicide cult.","But y'know, you might get hit by a bus tomorrow therefore donuts." +It carputes.,Femputer! +"Who do you think should be the villain in Cyborg's movie? In my own opinion, I feel that Cyborg's archenemy should be Vandal Savage. It would work so well. An immortal being who dreams of world domination by writing a new history to create his own future fighting against a rechargeable half-man half-machine who will always attempt to defend the future. Trust me, it could work! Plus, the moment these two had in Justice League: Doom was so intense and these two have become my headcanon archenemies.",Radeon RX 480 +First look at Mera,Why Lios wearing Aquaman' dress +But.. but... but... my obscure alt-right blog said...,But my alt right blog said she had COPD +You didn't have to do anything. You chose to look at OP's ass 3 times.,"Nah, I'm a determinist." +How time just flies by,Must be a truck driver in a country where the wheel is on the right so her right hand gets all the sun. +Russ Feingold calls for making internet a utility,"Excellent idea, Russ." +Until you get environmentalists protestinc the construction of poewr lines... even though they'd be bringing 100% renwable hydro power into New England,"But but but, it'll ruin the view" +there's a red box that is being used to do that. I have low res video so it doesn't look clear to me.,I like how your train of logic skips over your shitty hardware and goes straight to a laser guided car conspiracy. +World leaders: We must tackle income inequality,"So now on top of everything else, the poor have to play tackle football and run the likely risk of CTE and other injuries." +Why should I care if someone buys a phone that they like?,Because Apple is literally Satan and all revenue from iPhone sales is used to develop machines designed for punching babies +"Would the Eagles be better off now if they had hired Gus Bradley in 2013? Ive been pondering this over the past few days. What Chip did in his three years is nothing short of tearing the offense apart. Jackson, Maclin, and McCoy all gone. It would be interesting to see what Gus would do with the talent he would have inherited. Thoughts?",Can say with 100% certainty that we would've won a title under Bradley by now. +Let me clue you in on a lil secret... It's fake and they exaggerate things,"Dude, it's not fake, it's pre-determined!" +Why not go to the gym everyday so you can use barbells as well? Also why 2 lower body days?,2 is better than 1. +4 crates for loopers?,Sorry not interested in crates +You should find it much easier from now on. I feel a lot of anxiety. Heart rate way above normal (which apparently isn't typical). By day 4 was so much better,"Yeah, I'm almost through day 4 now - woke up feeling... pretty okay!" +M^e^d^i^v^a^c^s^a^w^a^y^y^y,"*autoattackswalls* HA, HUNT IS UP AGAIN!" +"Who is your favourite SPL player? Whether it be for their mechanical skill, personality or toxicity, who is your favourite? My favourite is MLCSt3alth!",Homie! +They can say what they want. Facts are facts.,Psssh.... we all know that facts and statistics are racist around here.... +"Yes it is, and Bluetooth is not one of them.","Bluetooth is so unreliable that it's been used in Playstation controllers for the past decade... we all know how terrible those are, right?" +"I know! I think the kitten fell from the first truck, like it was hiding up in the wheel well or engine compartment. Can you imagine the tiny, pitiful *meows* as it sat hunched on the road? Oof!",Wow I'm a dog guy but reading these comments it is quite clear y'all love cats a lot and that makes me happy even if I don't understand it +"Bikes need to be unlocked in case they need to be moved? I'm sure these people would have no problem leaving their cars unlocked with the keys in the ignition, in case someone needs to move them.",But they're a great town with no theft! +"Not enough memes, too many shotguns. Ban incoming.",Sent me ur shotgun clip I'll make it a meme +"he went on around 9:15 for 8PM show. 7PM doors, no opening act, hell not even any music playing just some ambient noises over the PA",Cool thanks +We should crowdfund a billboard and put this up in 60 foot letters.,Why do that when we can just IT our way onto someone else's digital billboard. +Yeah sure if you think Apple never thinks about ways to increase profits,"No, I think the opposite, I was being" +More Batman Variants incoming!!,Hopefully they announce some more deadpool pops while they're at it +"For any of you who are Coke drinkers, just stop right now. Because HEB Original Cola (sweetened with pure cane sugar) is literally the best cola drink ever in the world. Also, it's real sugar. Also it's $1.50 cheaper per 12pk. \#notproductplacement \#justaloyalcustomer",Is the HEB diet soda as good? +"Young, Black Kid Writes Op-Ed About Supporting Trump. 'Adults' React by Calling Him a House N**ger","But remember, it's conservatives who are racist." +I'm playing in 4k right now. Unless I am imagining it.,Smart says you are a lying shitizen and that you should stop ruining his narrative. +That's a rollercoaster. It... I... Man.....,"Yup, he sure is on a new crusade alright." +Conspir4cy cracked Doom (Denuvo). What's interesting is that they're releasing a new crack every 15 days. Some people are speculating this is not a coincidence and it's a message that they can crack any Denuvo game whenever they want.,"Now those linux people can play the game they bought, CURSES!" +"Which version of the app do you have? This was fixed a while ago, or so I thought.",5.0.4 so i guess the bug is back +Ahahahaha! Hahaha fake laughter hiding real pain....,"Haha, you come from the universe where you eat poop!" +How To Prepare Yourself for when you burn through all of ROI's content too quickly 1. Come to Reddit and complain about how you reached max level in a day or two. 2. Warn others about how next time they shouldn't hoard everything to prepare for a content drop; so that they can enjoy the grind to make the content last longer. And/or just blame Bungo - it is all their fault after all. 3. Continue to whine about how disappointed you were in ROI until the next meaningful content release. 4. Stick your head in toilet and flush. 5. Rinse and repeat as many times as necessary.,I shall come on here and page deej so i can hurl a torrent of abuse about the game at him and call everyone fan boys when they tell me i am wrong +"This is a great ad, and sadly, I have never seen an ad that normalizes sex in the US - or one that talks about sex. Damn you puritan roots.",Yeah there's definitely no sex or innuendo in America TV.... +"Big Brother US18 - Episode Discussion - September 07 2016 It's Wednesday night which usually means Power of Veto time. What the competition was, who won and how the veto was played will all likely be covered. If there's a replacement nominee, we'll likely see who it is. What do you think will happen?","Even James is calling it friendship, they are distancing them in the edits" +woosh,Thanks for the assist +"Is ok, donny. Presidenting is hard.",And none of the women working in the White House are better than an 8. +We win the group and will host Mexico on home soil to begin The Hex on Nov. 11!,I can't wait for our first win under President elect trump +BBOTT FIRST HOH IS... MONTE,ew +"For me it would bumping into someone on the train. One would fall out, get immediately lost and trampled, and then i'm out $160. Fucking ridiculous price to set them at.","Just wait, they'll sell an extra bit of wire so it clips onto a piece of clothing instead of just being held in-ear Then it'll be revolutionary" +So apparently this lady hangs out on a bridge in Chicago every day,"Hillary has it wrong, they aren't basement dwellers, they're bridge trolls." +HOW DO PEOPLE DISCOVER THESE THINGS,Sandbox Mode +"Indians Staged One of the Largest Strikes in History, But No One on U.S. Cable News Covered It",*all* the news that is fit to print. +This was a comment on a video of 4K PS4 game footage. They were so close,"Yes, they need more dedidated wam" +7-year-old girl with disabilities escorted from Trump rally,It's sad when you're grateful (and surprised) nobody there said the girl was like that because the mom had bad genes or did something to piss off God. +Peoples whose hair goes over their ears,"Settle down mate, he's a comedy show guy, not a common sense guy" +"Don't worry, they will post a $55bil profit for the quarter and the stock will drop back down where it should be.","Yeah, but expectations will be $55.8bil, so it would be right to take a dip." +"As someone who dabbles in some Diana play, certainly makes me want to play her some more again. Chromas for her best skin? Please do.",Infernal is her best skin +my reaction vs new associate's reaction when the client sends all new TBs on 9-14,But isn't it linked in Excel +Ha! Reading.... Does reddit count as reading?,"Good luck with that, everyone on reddit is a cis white male until proven otherwise." +This artist has turned all the Gen I and Gen II pokemon into humans,Just dress up an anime kid and its a pokemon +New Super Mario Run Gameplay,I love how easy the Mario games are now! +Matt Lauer is a laughable excuse for a journalist.,Don't you hate it when all they do is talk about the issues affecting the middle class? +Wait is there still no wireless charging on the 7? Lol!,The technology just isn't there yet. +"The only way I can justify pre-ordering Is if it's at a discounted price. Seriously, why do *digital games* have pre-orders? Are they going to run out of copies? Keys? No. It's because it's for some stupid cosmetic and 'Day One DLC/content'. Even if it's just a 10% discount, at least you're saving some money. I hate how pre-order incentives are something that draws in a crowd because, Ooh, look at this fictional piece of amrour! I'm so glad I have this before everyone, even though it'll be free in a few months!",I preorder because I can refund it if I don't like it Why does everyone attempt to tell others what to do with their own money? +"Not at all. The Chinese government is well versed in telling a lie for public consumption, while secretly having a different position. Trump is part of the big business lobby that needs China for profits. If anything, the Chinese look at Trump and think now here is a guy we can understand / work with. He is just like us! Trump only attacks China because it makes him look strong and gets him the redneck vote. He doesn't actually care. If he gets elected, he will throw that all away and just posture now and again so that poor white can be like HELLS YEAH, 'MURICUH!!! while Trump sells them out.","You can't even keep your narrative straight from comment to comment Sad, really" +All? Do you know how many players we have out on loan?,I think they forgot an +Soviet exosuit,Cherno Alpha's early years. +"You're not supposed to invest time to get past 30. You're supposed to play the game and enjoy it. Leveling up past 25 or so isn't a reason to play, it's a slow reward system for longtime players. If you don't have fun playing the game outside of leveling up, PoGo isn't a game for you. There are plenty of games specifically made for people who enjoy leveling up and watching numbers grow, Cookie Clicker is one personal favorite and Candy Box is interesting too.","Since we don't have tiered gyms, it's not possible to fully enjoy the game without grinding for levels." +"Please enlighten me how significant r/ph is in our country? What im saying is, since many people here agree on topics, why not organize something or anything that will have an effect irl. Ranting here will not help anyone and we gain nothing except virtual points.","oh probably very insignificant, which is why duterte's PR team keep coming here, infecting things, trying to spread the stupid" +Trinity for pixil Fire ?,"Tempting, let me think it over." +Business Insider: Prominent leader of Gamergate arrested for assault of a police officer,"oh dear, how are we ever going to exist and fight the good fight for ethical standards without dear leader?" +Do you feel that whites or any other race should be able to do the same?,"Yeah, and while we're at it, what about white history month and white pride club!" +CTR is very salty this morning. Tears everywhere.,"#PATHETIC November is when loser low life scum will be out of jobs again, aka CTR posters" +NEW Cottontail Teemo Splash Art!!!,"I like it, but the Teemo splash arts still have various art style, which is a little wierd XD" +Forgot butter chicken,National bird of Punjab! +"guess what, new drivers for deus ex dx12.....","Oh shit, I guess that means every game really will require new drivers." +"Here's the thing I really don't get. There are a significant number of people out there that have TVs that support 1080p versus 4K. Why not make 60fps a solid goal? Sure 4K is going to be the next big thing along with HDR10/Dolby Vision but this seems like a bad joke. Personally, I'd rather have a couch experience with 60fps than a janky interlaced upscaling solution. Then again I'm also not an executive or marketer for Sony.",because everyone knows the human eye can't see past 30 fps... +As if you ever fought anything besides your prostate,What is it with you and prostates? +Meirl,The guy she tells you not to worry about +What about white culture?,RACIST! +i don't think being hooked in is entirely necessary since they are all wearing hard hats.,4ft rule doesn't apply over 400ft +North Korea bans sarcastic comments about Kim Jong Un's regime,"Yeah, That's a great plan." +waynes world.,yea no one ever talks about that one. +"Unfortunately this is r/christianity. Half the people here are globalists who would deny your people, and culture even exist, or matter.","Hey, obey the state's laws before helping a fellow son of God, right?" +wildly incompetent yet somehow still rich businessman Those people usually come to be as a result of their parent's success. Then they inherit a successful company and live off of that while making minor deals until they make a name for themselves.,But Trump is a self made made man who started his own company with a mere million dollar loan from his dad. +I started by watching a bunch of beginner vids on YouTube. I didn't even have a guitar back then but it helped a lot.,Pro Tip: having a guitar *greatly* enhances your guitar lessons +I took this photo of a deer and wanted to share it with someone,"Maybe if I don't make eye contact, he won't try to give me advice." +it is very apparent in this picturre just look at the bikini line under her boobs,Maybe it's a stretch mark +There's a chunk of the population that has the palate of a 6th grader that thinks fruit on pizza is grody,"Yeah fruit and savoury food is a big no no, all those disgusting dishes like pork and apple, duck a l'orange, lime chicken, all just wrong." +That seems ok for lower power table but it just doesn't seem like a very efficient way to end the game.,Agreed. +This is misogynistic and offensive. It's no easier to climb a ladder with two fingers in your vag. Just sayin,Everyone knows that women don't masterbate. +"When your boss is an algorithm: In the gig economy, companies such as Uber and Deliveroo manage workers via their phones. But is this liberating or exploitative?","Goodness, a capitalist company trying to make a profit is being exploitive?" +3 billion? Wasn't that like the cost of a day of Iraq/Afghanistan during wartime?,It's not like the government was funding overseas wars solely on collector's coins though... +"Matthew Rozsa / The Daily Dolt: A deep dive into the alt-right's greatest YouTube hits ( Sargon of Akkad, a YouTuber who rose to prominence during Gamergate .... attacking favorite alt-right targets like feminism, Islam ... generally characteristic of alt-right rhetoric)",I thought he was a Marxist? +AHHHHHH a talking crab,Typing* +"TIL that in 2013, after more than 20 years of soda being America's number one beverage, water has taken over as Americans' favorite drink.","No more Sodapoppin then, I guess..." +It's power creep go play some eoc if you want pewpew imba,"^sorry forgot 2007 was never about growing, just a stale game where people dont want content but then beg for more content, my b." +That is definitely going to be a strat I try out later after class. Never thought to put the smoke first and then the fire. This could work insanely well as you said when you are making them come to you as defenders. Anything that gets the defenders out of their comfort zone is good for the game in my opinion.,"Shhh its a secret, dont tell anyone I told you that." +"How many overly-long videos are we gonna see about this one, I wonder...","To be fair, Halo 5 is now completely broken and is 100% pay to win." +What do you mean by first viable 3D controller? The essential thing for VR controllers is that they're able to be tracked in space to. These are completely covered by the hands when you play.,As in a control stick likely(N64) +"yep, mod 30 in base 10. (just found by brute forcing?) It just happens to be the one that maximizes this 'property' for consecutive primes near zero. Becomes chaotic afterwards like with any other base or modulus.",Could you check for 210? +"Hey, gracias!",No problem! +It's Always Sunny in Achievement Hunter Part 2,Brilliant! +"U.S. agrees to help enhance Ukrainian forces, dispatches adviser",That should do it. +What's garbage about giving every in the league an equal opportunity to claim top free agents instead of leaving that ability to a random-order priority list?,"It's garbage because who needs fairness, we should reward people for being less active on waivers and punish people who actively follow the waivers and are quick to pick up breakout players" +"Everyone on SRS trash whites but are white themselves, do they think that are transcolor or transblack?",I believe they prefer the term transnigger +Trump on Aleppo,Trump has a plan but he can't tell us because then ISIS would find out +Well....we can eat it,But so many thing are gross when eaten over rice. +"Hey, play button, eat shit and die while I blissfully enjoy X3 Yoga.",You showed that play button! +A lot more peace officers Has anyone else noticed that there has been way more Peace officers around recently? I rarely used to see them but the past couple of weeks I've seen them everywhere. Anybody know the reason for the influx?,whats a peace office anyways +Bernie & Chase Carey Interview,Lol you guys are all gay for his mustache +"The majority of people still have corded headphones. I don't want to have to worry about charging them, and anyway most wireless earphones aren't even wireless, they have a wire to keep them together. At that point I may as well just go the full distance and use my wired earphones.","Sorry, should've added a" +Wallrun Quadfeed,I dont think you understand what wall ride or quad feed mean +"because they assume you have a healthy relationship with your parents and that they are willing to pitch in on your education and not hold it over your head. because if it was easy, lots of parents would do that so they wouldn't have to pay.",Doesn't every parent want to pitch in and pay for their childrens' educations? +"Uhg accidents happen pisses me off so bad. My DH is fixed and for some reason one of my friends always talks about how it would be funny if the sniping didn't work and I ended up pregnant. The first few times (yes, it keeps coming up for some reason. No, I can't ditch her as a friend-she's practically family) I told her there are ways to take care of unwanted pregnancies. Now I just say whatever comes to mind, like that's why I keep those shitty coat hangers from the cleaners around, what do you think he'll say when the baby comes out black? , or I wonder what the going rate for baby organs is on the black market.","yeah, it would be soooo hilarious if you got pregnant, because you would totally have no choice but to keep the baby" +It's called a BODY transplant. Damn them. Also the whole soul thing too I guess.,"No, a BODY transplant is when you attach a whole new body to your dick." +Defines fifa really,"Yep, this crazy shit happens every single game!" +"Or you pass someone traveling slow, then suddenly find them following you...then passing you later, then slowing down again. It's like you can't get rid of 'em.","Well who doesn't enjoy a rousing, 50-mile long game of highway leapfrog?" +Why do they have fabric on the side?,That's what's covering wires. +What exactly are you trying to prove OP? He is correct.,Dropped this +"YouTubers for tech reviews and tech... stuff? Hey, I just read that Jayz2Cents is not a nice person to his fans, so I am now looking to boycott his videos. But that now leaves my 45 minute lunch looking empty of videos. So I was wondering if there are any good YouTubers out there who do that kind of thing, but who aren't dicks? Apart from Linus, or have I got him wrong too?","TechSource, he is a amazing guy and he always does giveaways, he even showed me this amazing site were i can get free games" +idea for he last hat! Since we have all but one mask now. Someone try placing als hat on the last spot. Think this could be what we need to do with als hat!,"Except, al's hat doesn't move" +sarcasm missed? You can bring my credentials into play when you start fact checking.,Try this +"Basically what she is saying is that she has no fucking common sense. Yes the communication talked about drone strikes not released to the press, but since it did not have a header it must not have been classified. I really wish someone would call her out on her lack of common sense and I hope it's Trump at the debate.",Naw I'm sure Trump will let it slide +"No, don't you understand?! The concept of controlling borders is an impossible dream. There is no way that an advanced first world nation could possibly stop uneducated third world migrants. Let's just continue to try nothing and complain that it isn't working.","Let's do away with all borders, and live as one big human family!" +Adblock Plus now sells ads,"Shit, where can I buy some ads?" +Wtf,It's like there was a patch ^and^nobody^knew^about^it +"These numbers are for cases investigated, not how many they were found guilty for. Real Madrid had less cases be found guilty.",Nah man it's all that evil Florintino Perez fault +TIL: There's a baseball world cup TIL: There's also a women's baseball work cup TIL: Pakistan has a women's baseball team,TIL: Baseball. +"+1 from anyone who has been through EMT school. BSI, is my scene safe?","BSI, for my buddy and I!" +TLDR: the payment came in,(c)ertainly this would have nothing to do with it +My New Zombies Tattoo (A break from the EE craziness going on),0/10 no Group 935 logo on Monkey's Hat +"Without God, people will just be terrible. Faith is what stops people from being animals! No, that means you're a terrible fucking piece of shit, and the only reason you restrain yourself is because of some promised reward when you die. If you need scare tactics and rewards to stop you from being awful, then you were never good to begin with. You're not a good person, you're a greedy disgusting piece of shit. And if there were a God, then surely he knows your thoughts and motivations better than you do, and knows you're never going to get that promised reward, since you were only good out of selfish reasons.",But where's their moral barometer? +Seems people didn't get that my too soon comment was sarcastic. Internet sarcasm is harder than real life sarcasm.,That's why we have +Short answer: no,Long answer: nooooo +Is Jealousy The Reason For Hindutva's Biryaniphobia?,Just an excuse to eat free briyani. +A spoiler is someone who does not have a chance to win an election but draws enough support to take a victory away from the person who would have run if he were not in the race. If you look it up in the dictionary they have a picture of Ralph Nader.,Should have put the +Any idea what this is? Found a lot of them in Texas,Are they near white pine trees? +Does anyone actually believe this horrible theory? I shouldn't even have to say it. ~~Sans Is Ness~~,what are you talking about that's canon +UTEP QB Zack Greenlee to miss Texas game,Maybe we'll stand a chance... +She seems nice,You dropped this: +"I play in WEU, no idea why it thought Brazil was a good match 0_o",because you had -1 latency *duh* +\#1 rule. No animals in the house. Fuck this and fuck fur being everywhere,What an absolute ray of sunshine you are +I heard Snap On was overpriced on reddit.,I've been reading a lot of that tonight too.. +"What motorcycle should I get? I'm looking to buy a motorcycle, but only really have like $2500. I wanna get the fastest motorcycle I possibly can. I have my project off-road 1970s XL250 so I don't care about having anything off-road capable. Again, I want to drive as fast as fuck. What do you guys suggest?","sv650 or cbr600 (or equivalent) depending on area (local prices) but you should really start on a 50cc moped, you don't wanna loop it from too much power." +Perth Cloud 9 store owner pleads guilty to importing thousands of glass meth pipes,Maybe if we ban the supply of cups people won't drink themselves to death too... +"There is a genetic reasons to not allow incest. But really, this doesn't apply to lesbians. This is just a morality law. I agree waist of tax dollars","Yes, we must have laws in place to protect genetic purity!" +"This reminded me about this morning at work, a man who comes into my store a lot and is VERY rude, came bursting through my check stand angry at the world as always. So I grab his items to ring him up and he PULLED THE ITEM OUT OF MY HAND and proceeded to ring himself up. (We have a self checkout like two feet away) So I just let him do it himself until he couldn't find a barcode and threw the other item at me and told me to finish it up. So he payed and his receipt printed. I gave his belongings to him and said thank you sir. Have a great day. And he mumbled something under his breath about not asking for a receipt and some curse words. I wasn't really paying any mind to him but I always want to know why he's so angry all the time. It gets me thinking.",He is mad at the world and you happen to be in it +My Sleep Routine. This hit way too close to home,Well I guess now I'm going to go watch a video of Faye Reagan... +NYPD 10th Precinct Thanks Katie outside NYFW event.,How dare she support the cops and not BLM +"If you laid out all the veins, arteries and capillaries of the average human male in a straight line He would die","It would also be a straight line, facts are awesome!" +"I think we should focus on getting the apothicon egg Right now people are looking for the main easter egg and new hats but I believe it would be best to get everything in our inventory. I am sure that after obtaining the apothicon egg we will soon find other things. Furthermore we have to keep in mind that objects from our inventory are relatively easy to acquire. I doubt that we have to kill ourselves or that we can't buy perks. Personally I am almost sure that the egg is connected with that huge apothicon. Since we haven't found it inside him I'm starting to think we need to do something while he's roaming around the map, before capturing him. TLDR We must focus on the apothicon egg, maybe we can get it from the giant apothicon before capturing him.","wow what an original idea, don't know why noone has been trying that" +I have one of these. We used to use it for bread.,"I have one of theses and i use it for storing my dried fish, there for it is a fish box!" +"I tore apart every seam of the plot line in the movie i watched tonight. But I accept without question a program featuring a talking, upright walking dog who drives being best friends with a talking baby who has a British accent despite being born to an American family.","You're talking about Grey's Anatomy, right?" +how?,"Girls can't be hunters, they're gatherers, didn't you learn anything in school?" +He hasn't been the best performing midlaner at every international event... Last worlds Febiven was better and probably the best mid at that specific event,Lmao you forgot the +Dude did you even watch the game? It wasn't being reffed under even remotely the same rules as every other game so far this season,Judging by the flair I think it was +Do you bear the mark?,Are you cursed? +Promiscuous mode?,Yep. +Trump Goes There Again: Men And Women In The Military Leads To Rape,Great an accused rapists telling us why people rape...Maybe he knows something about this subject and we should listen. +Best Blogs and Websites to Get Election Coverage in 2016,"Gee, no Bretibart?" +Who is? The source they got that from is likely their ass,"Who's to say their ass doesn't work at Nintendo, huh?" +"Over 100,000 People Want Jon Stewart to Host a Presidential Debate",He wouldn't be biased at all. +"Words and units matter, they convey meaning. Accuracy matters. On the internet you don't have the benefit of understanding context, don't have previous experience with the person to judge if it was an honest mistake or typo. Level of fitness and nutrition knowledge is so low that the parent very well could have thought that BMI is expressed in percentages and below 5% is good. NASA crashed a Mars orbiter because of a similar mistake.",yeah this is on the level of nasa going to mars so it was totally worth going nuts over. +"She's Steven and Connie's daughter from the future, and Steven completely blanked out when they asked what name they should put on the birth certificate.",This makes so much sense! +Jon is __ son John is Robert's son it is known,Yeah lyanna was worried that Robert would kill.....his own son +Anabelle just keeps going,"Found a downloadable source, but just like every poster who doesn't post a source, I wont either." +Valve removes Digital Homicide's games from Steam,Looks like Digital Homicide *takes off glasses* got killed +"Someone somewhere is making piles of money off of everything you purchase. But your definition of piles isn't necessarily mine. The market sets prices for everything. Toyota makes piles of money. Same goes for GE, P&G, Shell, Exon, DuPont, Apple, even Amazon. Simple logic: the new owner will probably clear $100-200 per door after everything settles at market and financing is set. So if this is a 9 unit building, that's $900-$1800/month. That's not a pile of money. There are a shit ton of expenses that people refuse to acknowledge with rentals. Property tax, insurance, maintenance, capitol expenses, property management, vacancy allowance, etc. Rule of thumb is that these should be about half of your monthly revenue. Then that other half needs to pay for your principal and interest payment. Whatever is left is your pile of money. And for another thinker, if this property is as run down as they say, the new owner probably used private or hard money to get it under management and repositioned to be financeable with a traditional bank held mortgage. Meaning he could be paying 5-10% interest and literally making nothing until it's refinanced. It's a business. It was purchased based on market prices, otherwise it wouldn't have been sold. It is an asset that needs to make money. Unless you or someone else wants to subsidize it, the market will set the worth.",bah fuck you and your logical arguments and knowledge of how the real world operates +"Coming back to the game, starting a fresh char. Any redditpals wanna be friends? Really I've been back for a few days and have been enjoying being back in the grind on the free worlds. Likely going to go back to being a member once I've 100%'d all the free content I can soak up such as all the quests and getting mining/fishing/cooking/combat over 40 but for now I'm just enjoying the zen of the grind. I was just wondering if anyone felt like friending up. I've been gone for about 7 years and my memory on a lot of things is either hazy or just flat non-existent so a pal or two would go a long way for me. IGN - Knight42Sky","Add me, rsn Old Atlas" +Blizzard said its unhealthy for the game to play against the same deck for years so when will your favourite deck ZOO rotate out blizz ?,When is midrange going to rotate out blizzard lul +#$!@#$ There are WRONG people on the internet! -- a rant.,"MRAs have taken over the goddamn internet, men are sooooooo oppressed now you guys!" +GUYS I FOUND SOMETHING AND NEED YOUR HELP TO REPLICATE THIS SHIT,Oh look another hat. +"Haha! I am planning to take my wife and kids to disneyland. I have two- 2 year olds and a 10 year old with autism. The 10 year old constantly hears other kids' experiences of disneyland and really wants to go. I figured it was a good time to go visit my dad (who lives 1/2 hr away from disneyland) and still get in while the twins are free (2 and under). Hopefully I don't make someone else, similar to you, mad. Although I run a tight ship and like to think I have reasonably well behaved kids and I am pretty aware when my kids are bothering others in public. And I think my wife is still super hot. You might not think so as most Americans are not into asians, but she still looks like she did the day I met her.",You sound like you have a great life. +CJ went to worlds/IEM with trick?,"CJ never went to worlds, and when they went to IEM they were dicked on by TSM." +"What kinds of fatal ailments still exist where modern medicine still has no idea what causes them? My mother was diagnosed with meningitis a few months back, no empiric treatments worked and it eventually progressed to encephalitis. She was worked up thoroughly by multiple physicians among three different hospitals from ID to neurology and all tests turned up negative. She finally had a brain biopsy and that also came back negative. The brain tissue was sent to the CDC and they had no answers either. My mom now has minimal brain function and we still don't know what happened to her. This got me thinking, what other cases exist today where we have no clue what the cause of the disease is? I imagine infectious disease would be an area where this is common. Any other examples?",I would say any of the countless diagnoses that have the word idiopathic in the name. +Convert Map to List in Java 8,"Well if this isn't a quality post, I don't know what this is..." +Check Out the Complete GQ for Gap Lookbook,Feel like last year's collection was a lot better +Barra tries playing Hades,That smile on his face XD +"Or, and bear with me now, the Ace Attorney localizations have always leaned on then-current pop culture and the term microaggression has entered current pop culture.",i was trying to be more sarcastic but i guess i required the +That would be far more suicidal than Sony's decision lol. Cutting more than a third of your potential buyers off just because Sony made a bad choice isn't what I would call sound business practice,Our FEELINGS are more important than a business' profits! +Gold Official Trailer 1 2016 Matthew McConaughey Movie,The sequel to Fool's Gold? +How is Daniel Day-Lewis not on the list?,Because he's a young up and comer who still needs to prove himself +Former actor on 9/11,"well, shit, if you've worked with the rock, you must be an expert on government secrets, etc." +It's not allowed it sanctioned events. It's not even kosher in some casual playgroups.,"Just gonna proxy tropical island and tundra into my $80 commander deck, no one will care that much!" +Female to male population ratio by country.,To Eastern Europe! +pero no gratis y legal.,nada que unos dolares no pueda solucionar +"In response to a female gamer getting harassed online: Reality check...everyone can get harassed online, no matter if you're a man, woman, horse, attack helicopter or whatever you identify yourself as.",All lives matter! +I was thinking about this on the way home. If you got pulled over for that would you argue your case and lecture the police on it?,One thing the police love is a frank discussion about fine points of the law so don't worry much about it... +"Most of these Brent Budowsky emails are really interesting and eye-opening. He's on the wrong team, but I think his insights are really spot on and I bet he's a really good propagandist. It's probably a good thing he didn't play a bigger role in the campaign than just what appears to be advisor and journalist shill.",He's a huff po reporter +"Over 100,000 People Want Jon Stewart to Host a Presidential Debate",Jon Lebowitz man can't wait for it +Trump blames Hillary Clinton for North Korean nuke test,Because that's logical and not completely batshit. +"I Love You, World Gen",I see they slightly made it bigger +"The density of the object is directly in relation to the heatsource. Since the sun is super-hot and attractive, Mercury gets harder the closer it is to the sun.","So if I fly close to the sun, I'll finally be able to get hard, too?" +"I work in TV as a Producer. Safety is constantly overlooked, people blame others for their own mistakes, companies 1099 crew members even though it's illegal in some cases, and sometimes we work 90hr weeks but are still paid for a 40hr week.",But you guys are living your dream! +Nokia 3310,"In that case, best go make nice with the neighbors." +TIL that some black bears are born white and are called Spirit Bears. They are not albino or polar bears.,Yeah and they arnt legal to hunt but black bears are? +tbh fam ne1 i know fukkz wit fake oxy knows dat its like playn rushin rulet.... cant have dope dealers wirhout dope fiends homie... cant blame a dude 4 tryn 2 make a bukk,lmao this has to be a fake account +In what world is this an alluring comment?,"...and that's how I met your mother, kids." +Too bad Tortorella ruined team USA.,He and dubi area the equivalent of literally Hitler and the devil. +"When I think of a real phone, I can only imagine a old rotary home phone. This puzzles me...",You mean those ancient clunky things that didn't require batteries and and clear connections with no audio clipping? +"Chance the Rapper bought almost 2,000 scalper tickets to his own festival to re-sell to fans",And he's not narcissistic or pretentious about his deed at all -.- +Lil Wayne - Grateful,The power of drunk Kendrick Lamar right here +"From the looks of it, he doesn't mesh with flyballs either",Time to bench is ass and send him a message +Will Apple still fix it if it's Jailbroken? I've been having some issues with my iPhone 5S currently running 9.3.3. The charging port at the bottom of my phone is damaged. It only charges the phone if the cable is put in on a certain angle. I still have warranty on my phone until December. What should I do?,Are you positive it's the phone and not the cable? +The key to immortality... Bruce Lee,Like hitler or charles Manson +Why is half the distance? 13 yards is a big penalty. I thought facemask was 10?,"personal foul, 15." +"There's a difference between logical conclusions and self fulfilling prophecy, though.","huh, no women like me, maybe I'm a piece of shit and should do some deep introspection and change that vs huh, no women like me, it's their fault and I should act out violently" +Muslim Group Demands NYC Remove 'Islamic Terrorists' From 9/11 Memorial,"I agree, remove terrorists from the plaque" +Stereo camera calibration using C++ and OpenCV tutorial - machine vision,"Well built, I'm taking a robotics course now, so this should aid in the learning" +Pass is marlog,Complete +As a shaman healer I feel this pain.,This is what you get for wanting a greater view distance! +He was inside the pocket for like 3/4 of those hits though.,There were 4 hits and was out of the pocket for both of the bad ones. +That's not how proof works.,Suit yourself. +"No, we did legitimately shitty things at a time full of nations doing legitimately shitty things. It sucks, we shouldn't hide or deny what we did, but in no way do our actions 60 years ago preclude us from pointing out absurd civil rights violations or mentioning that the US has actually been a pretty good nation to the Philippines since then.",I think the post you replied to was +Ken Livingstone reneges on his pledge to flee Brexit Britain,"Labour peeps saying they'll do something and then not do it, say it's not so... Next they'll be offering to house refugees and not doing that too" +.15 lbs of live rock????,that was intended to be the end of a sentence +"While i get the decision to with Smartt, TN, I think that Bucksnort should have had an honorable mention.",My vote goes for Soddy Daisy +Just like how BvS addressed the collateral damage in MoS,"yeah, they really addressed the collateral damage in MoS" +Another fucking blunder from Hart. How he keeps getting the chance I'll never understand.,"I know right, he should get his shit together." +Obama Just Nominated The First Muslim To Serve On A Federal Court,A Muslim in the Federal Court system...what could possibly go wrong +Venezuela Backs Away From Price Controls as Citizens Go Hungry,How's that socialist paradise working out for you Venezuela? +reddit is not your facebook. and this isn't funny.,Yes because birthing is connected to Facebook. +"I see you working, Axelrod. unhealthy eh?",Reminds me of sclerotic in The West Wing. +idea on how to get keno TP working,It is confirmed by now that you have to put your DG-4s in it +and lost by three touchdowns. come on.,If you don't count that third quarter though... +Why is this ref always so bad? Every fucking time I see him he makes so many mistakes,He's just trying to stay consistent... +"You can't resist an arrest if you aren't being arrested, and you can't be arrested without having committed a crime. Stopping someone to question them is not arresting them. Also I he was in a restaurant with his family and multiple other people, pretty sure everyone there knows that he didn't shoot somebody.",I hope to god one day you're in a situation where there's an active shooter near by so you can tell the police how to handle the situation. +The Worst Tragedy in World History,What does boy cotton ion mean? +This is a goddamned nightmare and the people who developed it should be ashamed of themselves. Do people even think before they work on a project like this?,"Hey man, they are getting paid well for it" +I'm pretty sure it applies anywhere. Cause there's never a mention of where in the world it applies to.,TIL: US Federal court is the highest jurisdiction in the world. +Bruh she's had the inside track the whole time,Not enough when you're a felon struggling to survive. +"I've been using the past few months to baal a few guys to 99. Since it's always so empty, I accommodate anyone who joins. If you invest time into non-ladder, feel free to hop in anytime.",Makes me want to 99 my 98 sorc :'( life's too busy now for that. +Don't forget that all muslims are not assholes and you can't generalize so basically you should apologize for feeling threatened in your own country.Dirty whore is not hate speech just playful teens acting out.France should be more tolerant and dress modestly. When I hear these kind of things being said it makes me ill.,You know I actually thought it was all Muslims till you told me. +"Perhaps, but the primary reason he does it is to limit the number of opportunities the media can attempt to elicit TMZ-esque soundbites from him.","It's almost as if he hates leading questions that teams aren't ever going to answer because it puts their team at a disadvantage, and he likes talking generally about football" +You do indeed have that right.,"You still have that goat problem though, right?" +Lucky for you poppy is trash now.,"she is not lol, her winrate is high because she got buffed few patches ago" +fuckoff with this bumass shitpost,Stop being so rude just cuz your username is +I created a PC master race skin on Forza Horizon 3,What about a race car kind off design that is a yellow car with a white stripe and a few stickers that says 60fps etc. +I personally think we're doing quite all right here,I'm just jealous that Canadians have a bigger dick than me +"Then stop leaving your house, get worse grades, start masturbating 10 times a day at least, become an alcoholic, don't even keep on washing your hands and be found in your house hanging from the ceiling lamp with a clothes rope on your neck and maggots crawling in your eyes by the police, who came home after your neighbours' stench complaint. Nobody comes to your funeral. Such a fun life indeed.",Still better than being rejected by m'lady +So at that rate 100k is worth about $18. I don't know about you abc but I wouldn't mind have an extra $18 laying around.,It's definitely a nice nest egg for someone. +"I figured out how to describe the overall weakness in your arguments: you take evidence that can be interpreted in several ways, pick one way, and insist that it's the only way.",You sure you didn't mean to write with the state's case there instead? +The interests of the species supersede the interests of the nation.,Unless the nation is America. +Painting on a railing,That had to be done on purpose +Why couldn't he just cleaver alone?,That pun was very cleaver +"I swear, if you guys call me a bitch thirteen or fourteen more times....",Random Question: Are you the guy that made a bunch of metal interpretation videos on youtube? +His campaign is at the top of the list.,"But, believe him, he's the *only one* who can fix it." +I'm 25. My gf refused to let me get these. They were $30 USD.,Just remember the shoes won't ever leave you however the same can't be said for...... +CRINGE EDITION- Overweight woman destroys weighing scale because it is objectifying.,If you smash it with a hammer then it can't tell you how fat you are anymore problem solved +"Why is Ensnaring Bridge sow low on the ban poll? Yes, it is destroyed by removal. Just like 75% of the cards in this game. Once you get it out, if they do not have some form of removal or direct damage, they can't play Magic. I just feel it is gamebreaking for about 50% of the decks in the format. Maybe I'm just really stupid and the Bridge is not really that powerful. Idk.","Oh yeah, we definitely need less cards in Modern that fight aggro, this format is truly just dominated by control and combo and Bridge just makes decks like Infect, Zoo, and Affinity completely unviable." +They're such thin-skinned people...,Well what do you expect when you attack people in their safe space? +I think a possibly more important point is doing this while respecting privacy and leading in security. The main reason I don't have any products with Nest is because I don't trust them with my data. However I don't have those worries with Apple.,"Yes, because it's that other company that keeps letting our iCloud data get breached." +You're wrong. Pepe will be the finale boss of WoW. Pepe is the one giving orders to the Void Lords.,FeelsGoodMan.jpg +A new lake appeared in my neighborhood last night.,"Are you in Flint, Michigan?" +Or prostitutes. Since you know the trans women who are getting killed are black and involved in prostitution which trans rights activists seem to forget.,"No, SEX WORKERS... and it's their choice, and empowering!" +My tight dress and mother,Pretty ladies. +hideous,Thank you for adding to the conversation. +when normal jokes don't appeal to the audience..,"When B grade rejected Khan, Kapoor and Roshan khaandaan become producers and creative directors" +Their delusions are fueling a piece of shit candidate.,I don't remember you mentioning Hillary +This sub is shit.,"But donald is a racist, so technically all criticism of him is the real news, worthy of r/politics." +"Poor guy is working to take his mind off the death of his daughter. Hopefully the money still helps, but I don't think it'll make him stop.",So let's give him money so he can stop working and think about his daughter full time! +But Aurelion Sol wont be disabled at worlds.,I think you underestimate how rigged it is +He probably just wanted to hype the EU teams up so TSM wouldn't get all the hype alone and the pressure from it.,"Yea, EU sucks so hard that Regi was definitely flat out lying if he said EU teams would make it out of group" +The NFLPA will initiate a compliance investigation into the Cam Newton incident from Thursday night's game.,Im sure this investigation will be as good as the last few +"Thoughts on Season 1 (Spoilers Main) First of all, wasn't sure which tag to use so sorry if its mis-tagged. I have just recently started to watch the show and was almost immediately floored by how amazing the show was. I was hooked on the first episode and downed the first Season within a week, absolutely enthralled by the world that was built. Since a lot of people here are veteran watchers/readers I think I will give you all a taste of what I, a outsider, thinks of the seasons as I get through them. * **The Characters**: I think the characters are by and large the best characters ever portrayed on television. They feel alive and like they actually have had a life before the events of the show, not just poofing into existence. I think their pre-show life is more enhanced by the fact that they don't spout long exposionary shpeels about this and that. They talk off handedly about previous events to other people because THEY LIVED THROUGH IT TO! It gives us, the outsiders, tantalizing glimpses into the past that we havent (and won't) see. For example, Roberts Rebellion. As far as I can tell, in S1 they never sit you (or a person in the show) down and go about explaining the whole thing. They simply talk about it when its relevant and about the parts relevant to their present conversation. In the first episode King Robert talks to Edd about it, but not for long. They simply drop hints that it happened and it happened partly because of Edd's sister, who Robert loved (which is sweet :'D). Then they kinda sprinkle hints about the Mad King Aerys, about how mad he was, what he did and how he started the Rebellion. They are also likable and hatable, something some shows struggle to achieve (I like Tyrion the most). * **The Lore**: The Lore, at least personally, is probably the most interesting part of the series for me becasue it feels like it actually happened before the show and wasn't written up in some small room a few days before a deadline. I am a man of history and love to study it. I like to know *why* things happened just as much as *how* they happened, and GoT delivers. They talk about the Long Winter and how it lead to the creation of the Knights Watch. They talk about the history of the Khal's and how they don't cross water their horses can't. They also focus on the smaller points of their history. For instance when Tyrion is surrounded by the Hill People of the Veil and he talks (albiet briefly) about their suppression by the Knights of the Veil. Like previously stated they talk about Roberts Rebellion. They talk about the destruction of the Targaryen Family after Roberts Rebellion. Its just so vibrant and alive I love it! * **The Plot(s)**: Of course the plot is enthralling, and not just the main thread about who sits on the Iron Throne. What mostly intrigues me is the unveiling one about the King Beyond the Wall and the return of the White Walkers, the end of the Long Summer. There is so much more going on just under the surface that it always forces you to keep your ears open, just like someone in Westeros would, just in case something happens while you aren't paying attention. Every single one of them are also interesting which begs for your attention and gets it handedly if your keen enough to notice them all. * **How Graphic it is**: This can mainly be attributed to the more or less nonexistent censorship of HBO. Still, I like it that I can see a man get is throat slit and watch all the blood pour out rather than have a jump cut just before the gore starts. The most bloody scene I liked was when they executed Ned, the blood dripping down the executioners sword was a cool shot to say the least.","season 1 in a week?pff, i was done with 1-5 in 3 days" +Now why did *this* rip get dislike-bombed?,Because deep inside... I feel like i've already seen this... +Hunter Henry is still on the wire. Should I drop eifert to pick him up? I also have Bennett,I'd rather drop Bennett +Overheated? How hot is it in the middle of September at this time of the day?,I too keep wearing my jacket if I feel overheated. +Gave up the chance the run the most left-wing candidate since FDR against a clown for this. FUCKING WOW.,It's Her turn and Bernie was never a democrat! +I just go backpacker and fill my bag with smoke bombs.,You and every other fgt on the island +First time in Philly! Let's go Browns!,"The last game I went to was last years Monday night game, here's hoping for better results!" +"I've no idea. Not really that bothered. I only know one AI chap and that's Judder Man. It's entirely likely that I've attacked and will attack AI people unwittingly. The rule is, if a CMDR's not in the TS, then they are a valid target. Sometimes they *are* in the TS, and are a valid target.","That is just insane, it is almost like this is just a game to you!" +"Really, really boring and child-like. Most of them don't even look like they match with the mouth-movements.",it's not your fault. +lvl 1 trix rushes the world,whats crash2.exe? +Several different countries had their hand in it,Sorry I forgot the +5 teams in top 13 B1G stock on the rise,"That's what they do, rank em high then they just play each other and it makes them look strong top to bottom, dat B1G bias" +Why didn't I start Willie Snead!?,He's hanging out with Sanu on my bench... +Because taking an interest in other lifestyles needs a snarky comment.,Where do you find such fresh memes? +Holy shit that time of possession,Who cares as long as you score points? +That dude has never once prepared for getting kicked in the face.,such an amateur +"ma fav is fricken dope and something new, you?",I like Cool As Frick and Sick Jetpack Bro. +The Blood Knights obviously.,I was thinking more along the lines of the Red-Hawk Knights +Potential new step? Fuse going crazy when wisp is increased in size.,Damn this idea hasn't been posted on this sub a million times +fingers crossed for 12,14 TRACKS. +Theres this new brand called Adidas which is poppin',Dam i hope Nike beats them! +"That would work very well with the title, AkaVIr, just like they did with OblIVion.",And SkVrim +Balotelli second goal vs Marseille (2-2),Ballon D'ore confirmed Obligatiry +"So I realize this thread is attempting to be impartial by not focusing directly on Hillary's episode, but what sort of health issues has Trump had compared to Hillary lately? The guy is a bit fat and is 70 years old, but besides that seems like he's pretty healthy and more than capable of working constantly (by all observable means). We've never seen anything close to this last month of Hillary health gaffs coming from Trump. Also, is it reasonable now to say that the topic of Hillary's health is no longer a smear campaign? At this point there seems to objectively be some sort of issue.",Didn't you know that questioning Clinton's health makes you a misogynist? +Ezekiel Elliott not doing much,"I've been offered Ware for my Zeke, should I do it?" diff --git a/chunk83.csv b/chunk83.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..cb3413796cd4d995d066552e7ad04dcfbd7e5900 --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk83.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1667 @@ +Input,Output +Morris has looked better in limited snaps than Elliot does.,But he's not HOF bound the Internet said so +"OBJ: Calm the fuck down. Seriously. You're too talented to let them get in your head so easily. I want to like you so much; you're almost certainly the most physically gifted WR we've ever had. But your antics are making you inherently unlikeable. So knock it off and go play football Refs: two back to back late hits out of bounds and you don't calm either of them. Also, that was OPI by OBJ (it was. No defense on that one). You missed three blatant calls and BADLY fucked up that taunting call. If I was that bad at my job I'd have been fired long ago",But they got that taunting call that the nfl wanted right guys? +We had 1:30 and only needed a FG...And he goes deep to Agholor of all people who is double covered...,Well Barwin wasn't down field to catch it what did you expect? +"Yeah, I think allowing 11 runs might have been a bigger problem than one fair/foul call.",Nah bro it's the evil umpires who unilaterally hate Canada omg Red Sox get so much special treatment +"Lol, obama is as corrupt as bushie and friends. Once you reach that level, does it matter?",At this point what does it matter? +If that's true I'm impressed she can campaign with pneumonia. That shit is draining.,She was perfectly fine though after fainting. +Lmao at everyone that's patronizing you in this thread. Bet they're the same people that go into the circle jerks and say warframe community is sooooo nice. Christ man. The hypocrisy is real here. Makes me sick.,"Yeah but why help, or just not post at all, when you can say Google, bro" +How do you know what he means?,They work in adjacent cubes +"What are the downvotes for? I mean...You downvote it and you don't even post an argument about it. I know that Advanced Warfare is pretty unpopular but hey,that's not a valid reason to downvote like a retard.",Can't go against the hive mind. +"I'm nervous now, my PSN ID is rare too. Afaik I'm the only person on PSN with my ID.",can't tell if +What is very dangerous and can attack at anytime?,Diahreah +"Obama finally ending the Korean War, would be quite a feather in his foreign policy cap, to go along with getting Bin Laden, ending Iran's nuclear program, and ending the Cuban embargo.",sure is hard to give an order and then let the real professionals do all the work for you while you take credit +"It's an airsoft rifle, relax Rambo.",Kills the inmersion +"Pneumonia is not that easy to diagnose. Cxray is often equivocal, and it sometimes lags days to weeks behind the actual patients clinical status",You sound like a doctor so you should know that clot in her brain caused Parkinson's +Instinct?,Clearly it was just racism. +"A Mary Sue is a character that easily accomplishes seemingly impossible obstacles set before them - sometimes with the help of other developed/established characters instead of by their own volition - all while having no discernible personality or character traits to speak of besides hero. I.E. - Rhonan, Krasus, Broxigar, Yrel, Cataclysm-era Thrall, Kalec.",Yes because Rhonin overcame that mana bomb sooooo easily +Katamari Forever: The Snowball Effect - PART 26 - Game Grumps,Remember remember the snows of December That V for Vendetta reference though. +What is your most ridiculous way to answer someone knocking on your occupied bathroom stall?,Shitter's full +It tells us that Hillary was so committed to paying her respects to the victims of 9/11 that she fought pneumonia to be there. This is the kind of attitude America needs in a leader.,You dropped this: +"I doubt China and Russia would allow the US/UN at their backdoor. If anyone were to step in into the NK debacle, it would be either China or Russia.","China and Russia are fed up with North Korea, I wouldn't be surprised if they joined with us on it." +Just picked this up for $2 at a garage sale,"Not familiar with this book, what's it actually worth?" +But it was launched just days ago,launched last year. +Big mistake on the part of her campaign to hide this until it can no longer be hidden. This only fuels the narrative that Hilary Clinton is untrustworthy and keeping things from the public. Rough day for Hilary.,"Seriously, you guys are all sexist." +too bad no matter what after monday we will be tied,"Actually u will be 2nd place, they would hold the division tie breaker." +"Oh, I thought you were there since you posted those pictures from the ticket booths. My bad :)",Hehe nope I got them from Twitter. +A cosa servono queste strane linee bianche in alcuni parcheggi?,E' una portaerei interrata +"Well, $1 a day is a lot. Especially since there is such a few differences on the new phone than the older one.",don't worry the airbudsTM will be worth the money +Magnet-powered orbiting air dribble from magicgoodies,"Too strong, pls nerf" +Skyrim remastered description needs to be updated in the playstore. Seems like false advertisement to have it say mod support will be abvailable... when I read it it makes me want to believe.,"Woah, Skyrim Remastered is coming out on Android?" +"Unnecessarily gendered products like pens for women or toothpaste for men or shit like that. And then they complain because they're expensive instead of buying non-gendered, cheaper products...",How else am I supposed to express my gender you CIS scum? +They were yelling about something and seemed pretty angry.,Something about hating white people muh opreesyion +How come people say Shaq was robbed of his second MVP in the 2004-2005 season? His numbers were a lot worse than what they were in LA or Orlando. Did he have more impact in the game even with the diminished numbers? or was the quality of the other players just not high in that time?,IIRC I thought Dirk was robbed that year of the MVP. +But..... why??,Because that's where blizzard set it. +Big dick?,"Yep, even the women." +Seriously - I don't understand why people have to get butthurt about stuff like this. Is he gonna start going to protests against Tolkien because he portrayed orcs as evil?,But Orc lives matter bro! +Don't forget Henry Kissinger. And Ronald (6 letters) Wilson (6 letters) Reagan (6 letters).,"Wow, that's some sophisticated eschatology right there." +_What_ statistics? Can you give me an example? I've never found Python lacking and I'd like to know.,"Multivariate statistics (linear models, pca) is the only reason I've used R. For me sklearn is a huge mess." +It made so much more sense,I thought Euthanasia was a reference to the spread of Communism. +"but remember, the Israelis are the extremists",Obviously it's an idf plant. +Is there any way I can get this on my iPhone?,"Yes, once it is signed by Apple's servers..." +Such as other humans.,Yes that's why I don't advocate for the rights of people I can't possibly understand nor am particularly fond of.. +"Kleptomaniac, or a complete idiot?",What's the difference? +2015 - no one can catch a god damn ball. 2016 - top catch highlight first week. Good things are coming.,It was because of Bradford's spiral +That seems a bit silly...,Well they had to arrest somebody! +"Nate Plastic is hiring econ writers at 29 hours a week. Funny, Obamacare kicks in at 30.",Yeah but at least now more people are employed! +And build quality is also what you are getting from a Razer.,You forgot the +"This August, for the first time ever dota 2 was more searched than league of legends on Google.",Maybe they use Bing or Yahoo for searching? +"Hillary is better, she's objectively the most honest candidate going all the way back to the primaries but the Swift boating already happened.",You dropped this: +I am looking at relocating to houston from austin I made my way to Houston this past weekend to look for a place to live. Last time I was here was in 1999 I am going to be working downtown so I was looking at a few places downtown to midtown. All and all i was happy with what i found. After I narrowed it down I decided to take a walk around. I asked the places if it was safe I have dogs and need to be able to walk them. Most said its fine just the occasional people asking for money. I decided to hop on the train running form midtwon to downtown walk a bit see some of the parks. Now I have read previous posts that said police were making a bigger presence. I did not see this at all. On the train down I was asked for money 3 times and for my phone once. This was a short ride I was surprised. Walking around and this is in the after noon on a Saturday it felt very sketchy to me . Heading back on the train to my car there was a group of 4 homesless that got on the train one was really tweaking out making finger guns at everyone the others were talking about how they were gonna kill the guy sleeping on there bench at another station. Now I read all about the trian how you have to have a ticket and if you get caught without one its 500 dollar fine. Is there a rule that homeless get to ride for free? Is downtown really getting better? The draw of the parks and downtown life is great but if im gonna be dodging getting mugged every time I go for a burger maybe i should look elsewhere.,"Houston sucks, don't move here." +"I think she subconsciously knows that she is crossing moral boundaries here, but the little question mark absolves her of any responsibility for it. Amirite?","I don't know if you're right or not, but your question mark makes me feel better about it." +"TBM Stupidity - found out her kids teacher was ex-mo, sent this out to other parents.",And now we know that just being associated with blogs might be ANTI-MORMON! +No but you do need Windows 10.,Thank god. +"Even in Belgium this was a dominant lifestyle untill a few years ago, now people smoke outside the bar. Even in wet Belgium",greeks are too cool for smoking outside. +"Yes, Sarah narrates the First Look videos.",And here I was thinking the guy with the beard was the narrator +Her hair always looks like she combed it with a porkchop,And through it all she has kept her looks. +Cross game Easter Egg?,You forgot the +the chick burning up on reentry is just heartbreaking,Would you happen to have a link? +MIT researchers can read a book without opening the cover,Fucking showoffs. +"People have tried with microaggressions, but fragile white people have turned those into a joke. Apparently, saying wow! you're so articulate! to black people and thinking that all Asians are good at math isn't racist.","Ummm, maybe you libtards haven't heard, but it's called race realism and it's totally backed by science" +"PAP Monkeys I'm sure it's been known, but was playing GK and PAP'd the monkeys from the box. They play a more uptempo song and kill zombies as they get within the radius of the monkeys. They also last longer. Kinda cool and totally accidental!",It's just a glitch bro +"Since the implementation of the roulette I've only got one 500% RP booster and since then I've logged persistenly for more than 300 days, then I took a break but I've reached 25-50 days 2 times more. Not that I'm complaining since I've gotten a lot of 10 uses 30% and 20 uses 15% which I find to be the most useful ones(I still rather have the daily x2's), but if you get a 500% that often I wonder how low are the odds of getting one.","The longer the logon streak the greater the rewards, after about an year you'll be getting nothing but the best boosters: 10% to all allies :p" +"The Key to streaking? I have been playing Enter The Gungeon since release and absolutely love it but have one question and possible gripe with the game, streaking. In other games with similar gameplay styles like The Binding of Isaac and Nuclear Throne I find myself able to beat the game multiple times in a row and go on streaks, but in this game killing the (real) final boss happens once in a few runs and seems to depend more on luck than actual skill. I want to improve at the game and have watched some people that can streak, but after watching them play for run after run I cannot seem to pinpoint what it is that makes them so prone to streaks. I think I play well but seem to have bad luck with the items I get and in this game it doesn't seem viable to outplay bad item drops like it is in Isaac or Nuclear Throne. One thing I think must help is knowing what situation to use weapons in, whether it be as a boss weapon or a room clear. Other than that do you guys have tips to streak in this game? What is your highest streak? What is your biggest tip? I really do love this game and hope to get much better at it before the supply drop update drops.",Not dying +see how he doesn't resist arrest?,That's because he has white male privilege! +"As a southeastern Asian person, Fuck every Asian person that went on yelp or whined about that pho article/thing where a white dude made it a different way. Seriously, everyone up in arms on Yelp to give bad reviews even when they never ate at that restaurant but cultural appropriation. Foh.","Seriously, I had no clue how many people were pho experts until the shit hit the fan with that Bon Appetite video." +they were solid wtf what happened lol,Valve started to listen to people's complaints about their toasters not handling the game +nvm its cheaper in game from what I can see w ea access,Name checks out +That is one MASSIVE cock!,I was hoping to see some dong. +When you have to have authentic Mexican food.,Let's be real - the Egg-normous burrito is way better than this abomination. +I fucking loved Buried,You forgot to add the +"If everything you said appeared in a text bubble above your head, which style font would you use?",Verdana +snopes was able to verify this as false in less than a day.,Obviously that just means snopes is in on the conspiracy. +I'm really having a hard time imagining the kind of relationship you have if you are weighing the choices of either turning your husband into a sex slave or having him killed. I guess he's really good in bed but a terrible person?,I think the terrible person would be the one who was making that choice. +"Ludicrous, clearly he is such a devoted terrorist he had to propose on 9/11, no other explanation.",only ISIS members propose on 9/11. +Wednesday tells it like it is.,Remember though guys she's the 'strange' girl so how she feels is not normal at all. +Halloween 2016?,Everytime someone asks thats another year without Halloween +"Thanks :) I study IR, and the Iran Nuclear Deal is seen as one of the biggest successes of the Obama administration and one of the biggest IR breakthroughs of the century. Kinda done discussing politics in a clothing forum catering to teenagers though :/",you forgot the +"Nah, what we need is for you and your /pol/ friends to stop acting like children and telling people to kill themselves because they disagree.","My original comment was telling the user to get help, literally the opposite of what you're accusing me of." +I've been on this sub for a little over a year now. Just wanted to say thank you for changing my taste in kicks for the better! Please let me know what you think.,ID on those prestos? +So should I watch New Game?,No actually it's a terrible show. +"The first time I did something other than weed was at the age of 15 (decades ago) I asked my dealer if he had any, he'd run out but had some acid.... So it's a gateway only in the sense that it's illegal and you have to mix with criminals to buy it. Really alcohol is the gateway drug though. I lot of people who buy import weed (and yes it still exists, I got some the other day, its half the cost of hydro also ) and resin often mix with cocaine suppliers I have noticed.",Sugar is the gateway drug +And biglang bumuhos yung habagat for 1 hour straight,"If traffic could move at a negative speed, that would be it." +Who needs food or education when another country could use some of our money and weapons?!,cool it down with the anti-semitism buddy +From now on Flemish government documents will be freely accessible online,Right on time for the digital age +Suicide Squad by Lee Bermejo,I like how Harley Quinn went from looking like an actual harlequin court jester to playing card themed paramilitary bikini model. +Haha just trollin,haha good one... +Basically fell in love with her in the Enemy At the Gates. Another very solid action movie.,"dat ass, dude" +"I would love to know who are lone 50 year old individual is. Also, I didn't realize being 27 was on the old side of the bell curve. Christ, there are a lot of college and entering college soon kids here. I feel like this explains a lot...","50 years old, right here." +Cat.,Cat. +For some people 3 years of Korea is enough already.,omerg stap being so entitled! +"The middle class and the poor just had the best year since the end of the Great Recession: The incomes of typical Americans rose in 2015 by 5.2 percent, the first significant boost to middle-class pay since the end of the Great Recession, the Census Bureau reported on Tuesday morning.",goddammnit Obama +Reddit is pretty bad,Le Reddit's hive mind hating itself like always smh. +Man spends 43 years in wheelchair on wrong diagnosis,ZiloanOP had the same condition too! +Hopefully more McDonald like touch screen order machines or tablets at tables. Used one the other week and it's basically idiot proof. The best part is people are still scared to use it so you get your food way faster than people standing in line.,Yay for automation replacing human labour! +"Paypal DXRacer Classic Series Black yellow Looking for this chair! DXRacer Classic Series Gaming Chair, Black/Yellow (OH/CE121/NY)",Dat shipping cost doe..... GLWB +What happened to all of the guild achievements? The last time we got a major batch of guild achieves was expansions ago. Now we aren't getting anything. I miss guild achieves.,"IMO we need new guild perks, not achievements." +or his jesus,Or the gay community. +Why would you post this on Facebook?,at least the cat is cute +White Christmas seriously fucked with my head. The idea of people blocking you is haunting.,The idea of being a copy of myself that is enslaved to perpetually serve myself is... +Could legal marijuana save Canada Post?,But then the big banks won't deal with them. +when i shoot someone it only seems to turn shit orange.,Shoot more American tanks +Crypsis & Adaro - Legs In The Air,The best of both worlds +"The dems have been moving up, not right. Don't confuse authoritarianism with rightism. The dems are Marxist because they are globalists. They don't see America as a self-contained country; they see it as part of the larger world and attempt to make America more like the rest of the world. They want to make America equal to the rest of the world, even though being different is what made it the greatest nation in the 20th century.",And Bush and Cheney weren't globalists? +Even my followers are getting Legendaries before I get one!,This is great because my followers having a higher gear score than me was my favorite part of Warlords of Dreanor. +There is a right to poison people with toxic waste?,Well people will just vote with their wallet and the food provider will go out of business +Technically no as he is Canadian born and therefore not eligible for presidency.,Didn't stop a Kenyan! +Anti-gay US pastor legally banned from South Africa for being a member of or adherent to an association or organisation advocating the practice of racial hatred or social violence.,This is literally white genocide +You know the wrong girls,I like to keep my hanky panky in the same genus. +Mrs. Valentine,We need more cosplay posts in this sub +Eagles signed QB Aaron Murray to the practice squad and released WR Marcus Johnson from the practice squad,Chase Daniel trade incoming. +Banshee Raiders Explained in 4.2 seconds,you got outplayed git gud +We need transparent walls,We need better players. +What have you got in there? An atomic bomb?,It was a load of empty totes. +"*I HUNG OUT WITH A GIRL* *THE ONE WHO FRIENDZONED ME* *AND SHE MADE ME FEEEL, LIKE A PIECE A'* **SHIT!!** *THIS IS BULL* **SHIT!!** *THIS BETTER BE THE PUFF DADDY VERSION OF THE SONG, NOT THAT STIIIING, PIECE OF* **SHIT!!!** *I'D LIKE TO SEE WOMEN WALK A MILE, IN MY* **SHIT!!!**","Slow down,Tourette's guy." +"I always thought Joe looks like those old, terribly drawn Simpsons cartoons.",omg he really does! +need a warlock and a titan for nightfall,kyrow_technix titan +"Self Serve Beer? You Wish. Sadly this story isn't one that happened to me, but a story I heard from a co-worker. (One I don't normally talk to either.) I work in a grocery store, and over the summer they added a new department: The Beer Den. You can have Growlers (basically big bottles) filled up with random craft beer on tap, have up to two glasses of beer in the store (Yeah, like we need customers with some drink in them). Customers love it, but we all basically hate it. Nobody that actually works in the Beer Den will stay past 6, but they won't close it when they leave, so people that want assistance in the Beer Den come up to Customer Service, who then page one of the grocery managers to help them out. Anyway, yesterday was slow, and my manager told me to help the stock guys because they were behind. Which was fine, they're all a bunch of nerds I can talk video games with, and I don't have to speak to customers, which is win-win. We're in the back getting a float ready when one of the girls that works in Beer Den comes in looking flustered. She tells us this story about how she had stepped away for a moment, and when she came back, a man was behind the counter at the Beer Den, filling his own Growler with beer! Just helping himself! Apparently since no one was around he thought he should just help himself. She came back and basically yelled at him for being back there, and he still insisted on finishing filling his Growler. And apparently this isn't even the first time too. I told that story to one of my managers today while it was slow, and he told me about another time people were caught, this time pouring themselves glasses and drinking. Their excuse was that they thought it was self-serve. For reference, this is the US, so drinking age is 21, who in their bright mind would think you could self serve beer without any form of ID checking?! We can't even sell alcohol before 12 on Sundays! (State law, yay Bible Belt) I hate people, I honestly, truly do.","I understand there are a whole bunch of problems prevent it from being real, but Self Serve Beer sounds like the bees-knees!" +NY attorney general launches Trump Foundation inquiry: report,The internals must be crappy. +Implying the dems had any choice to begin with,But Bernie was an independent not a true dem so all the registered dems that voted for him don't count +"you never give random girl your phone, jesus. you gotta set boundaries. phone is private.","I thought everything was good, looked in my browser history myself, forgot I had two browsers... Guess I'm dropping out of college now, gonna become a farmer or something" +cool picture. but man sure feels like yankee stadium could use a little more ads,"I don't think so, I see a big one advertising the Yankees top left." +I need to see this tattoo. Any of them. I need to know what could be this bad.,"Yeah, I really feel let down about that." +why so much empty space,Taking design cues from windows 10 +"Josh harrison expected to miss rest of season. With that being the case, will he be placed on the dl? I believe it was last year that Stanton got hurt in September and never being placed on the dl even though he was out for the rest of the season. It was because they had plenty of roster space with the September roster expansion and it hurt my team BAD needing to hang on to him and waste a bench spot in a keeper league.",Guys dont get put on DL this late in the year generally speaking because of the september call ups (you would need to put him on the 60 day dl in order to bring someone up) +*Literally* seeking validation right now.,Tell me I'm the shit +He's actually an independent.,yeah right - and she's actually an early 90s republican.... +"What do you think about the multiple repeated verses in songs? Love Oasis, but it's strange how a lot of the songs have repeat verses.",I hate that Acquiesce only has 1 verse +Graduate fellowships in Canada for a US citizen I am a US citizen considering options to pursue a doctoral degree in biology at a Canadian institution. I was wondering if anyone had any suggestions for fellowships that I would be eligible for. Thank you ahead of time!,"Very few, but unlike the US, your department/lab will typically pay 100% of your salary." +You underestimate people's willingness to lower standards in the name of the greater good,"greater good ;) We all know in 2016 the most important thing to do is to lower standards, tests, and barriers to accommodate less talented minorities!" +"That's what is frustrating to me. They are supposed superfans, so they should know about Jason's popularity.","Well, if you can't beat them, join them." +"Which trades were initially thought to be lopsided for one team, but turned out lopsided for the other team?",Erat for Forsberg +Vegan Lasagna,The only thing this is missing is meat +Finally pulled this neat little winston trick off,These kind of plays are the plays that make me appreciate winston players. +I seriously believe we have to get all 5 of these to full and pull the lever. It's just so interesting?,"Probably a visual glitch, treyarch would never do that." +"Some certainly do. But to think that all Muslims, especially those living in Western countries, are opposed to fun is ridiculous. I know that because I've actually talked and met Muslims. I've partied with them and it was great.",I better go back and mark my post with a +"But I mean my point is that they never actually looked this good. Like TSM is legitimately a good team individually and macro wise, receiving praise from many sources including people like Monte. That's never happened before","Yeah, never happened before, like MSI last year." +Fuck you you're not OP!,We're conjoined twins so technically you're half right +Yes! You can turn off cross platform play. But your reasoning is pretty weak. Many gamers on PC have slower drives ;),My PC probably takes longer than any PS4 to load a new Rocket League game xD +Haha. Because dicks,"Yeah, OP is so going to hell for that." +Still bout 27. no kids. but a dude. So maybe? I dont think I have yet reached the Half way marker.,here's hoping you haven't. +Ornaments = dangled,Og = Disbanded +We should try to convert them to Catholicism,"Nah baby, Zoroastrianism all the way" +"Of the top 5 pharma companies, only 2 are American. They spend so much money on healthcare because their companies use giant marketing budgets because in the US it's allowed to make ads for prescription medicine. Nothing to do with R&D, it's America shooting itself in the knee and then blaming others for it.",But... How else are people supposed to make informed decisions if we don't tell them about our wonderdrugs? +Best club to learn about engines/motors/cars? What is the best club to get hands on experience about cars and engines in general? I know next to nothing and need to learn.,Revo Mustang enthusiasts group comes into mind (is that still a thing down there?) +Vikings will play rookie WR Laquon Treadwell when 'time is correct',They're not playing Bradford/Treadwell so they can practice 1 on 1 and create a dream QB/WR combo +How do actually beat punisher level 7? Strategy?,Shards. +Punkin' Pie Ale,"beer whisperer Jesus, the cringe." +im not surprised mutherfuckers,"*Dey all dowted me, dow me now* - Assange" +"LPT: If the police pull you over at night, turn your overhead dome light on.",Unless you're white in which case do wtf you want +"I'm an avid gamer....most of the time, I'm met with a lot of either PROVE IT or Oh, you're probably not all that good or just get hit on relentlessly. The only way I've found to deal with it in my 15+ yrs of gaming is to just avoid revealing I'm female whenever possible. I find that that happens for a lot of male things I'm into though. Example. I'm a programmer and people are constantly asking me to PROVE IT and explain in depth what I do....under the guise of being interested in it....but then you follow it up with, well it's just that you don't SEEM like the type :)",I'm glad you've learned how to suppress who you are for the sake of Neanderthals +Muslim women ganged raped by Hindu gang 'for eating beef',This region of the world is such a spiritual place. +"Here you go, just change the 10mn to the compact 50 and it should fit fine. [Myrmidon, Triple Rep Blasters] Damage Control II Medium Armor Repairer II Medium Armor Repairer II Medium Armor Repairer II Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane II Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane II Experimental 10MN MicroWarpdrive I Warp Scrambler II Stasis Webifier II Medium Electrochemical Capacitor Booster I, Navy Cap Booster 800 Medium Electrochemical Capacitor Booster I, Navy Cap Booster 800 Heavy Electron Blaster II, Caldari Navy Antimatter Charge M Heavy Electron Blaster II, Caldari Navy Antimatter Charge M Heavy Electron Blaster II, Caldari Navy Antimatter Charge M Heavy Electron Blaster II, Caldari Navy Antimatter Charge M Heavy Electron Blaster II, Caldari Navy Antimatter Charge M Heavy Electron Blaster II, Caldari Navy Antimatter Charge M Medium Auxiliary Nano Pump I Medium Auxiliary Nano Pump I Medium Nanobot Accelerator I Valkyrie II x5 Warrior II x5 Hammerhead II x2 Hobgoblin II x1 Ogre II x2",It looks to me like this myrm has too many highslots...that or my fitting tool has gone full dumbass +Is this guy saying pumping gas is a mans job?,You can't pump gas from the kitchen +"They are lobbying for their legal drugs but also essentially lobbying for street opioids as well as the cartels that control their distribution. Big pharma is on the same side as the murderous cartels, that's bad.",I agree with your sentiment but disagree with your logic. +LOL FUNI XDDDDDDDDDDD,Lel hope this meak le fnafags angry xdxdxdx +Obesity: The Post Mortem shows why fat is still a feminist issue,"But without shame, misery and isolation, how will people know not to be fat?" +"I don't mind her fucking with things inside the objective. After all, the defenders main goal during the preparation phase is to reinforce the objective. However the Twitch drone going around the map destroying cameras...there's really no efficient counter to that.",Dude just spread your team out during the prep phase and rush for all possible spots drones can come in it's really not that hard +I don't think so...,Read the Bible. +"So, wait. The only way he can become a better person is because of a woman? He can't do that himself? Essentially, he's marketing himself as a fixer-upper instead of fixing himself to attract a woman.",But it's women's job to fix and improve men! +just being scared.,"Yeah, okay, because the polls tightening as the debates approach isn't something that always happens" +this is what happens then the establishment wanted hillary since she is a very*steroypical* R in a D name box,"Nah, Hillary is a Dem, and Bernie is a communist." +"As a black man, slavery wasn't that bad. Lincoln totally was worse than Davis.",Lincoln was a dictator and a warmonger who started the war of Northern Agression^TM +"PSA: If you're in the PAP Apothicon and a teammate goes down outside of the Apothicon, you won't know they're down unless they tell you.",Probly just a visual glitch +"Sky sospende Di Canio, cosa ne pensate?",hanno sospeso chi? +"it wouldnt be necessarily about coming back but having the ability to actually leave russia without being picked up. its not just th US he cant go to, he pretty much cant go to any of our allies..pretty much most the planet is off limits to him.. if he doesnt want to be sent back here to jail. I applaud the effort, but no one will pardon snowden, ever. The right dont want to, a good bit the left dont either but a lot of them see it as politically dangerous. Right now there is no drumbeat attacking a decision to pardon snowden because it doesnt look like anyone will. But like look at gitmo. Most were against it and wanted it shut and then the right started theri games of scaring people and Obama was going to make your grandmother house terrorists and each one would make nuclear bombs in your grandmothers basement, cats would rape dogs.. etc. and it worked. Doesnt matter we have super max prisons that can even hold former heads fo state safely. And we haev scumbags that are just as scummy as any of these terrorists. But nope the right convinced the people that movign the terrorists to supermax prisons in the us was akin to giving them the couch at your grandmothers. The right would do the same with a snowden pardon, how it endangers the us by encouraging more snowdens, probably emboldens the enemy for some reason and I am sure snowdens going to rape your grandma cause well that would suck.",Of course it's always the republicans fault. +Got to look at the bright side!,Just wait until Trump blames the hurricane on brown people and women. +"I don't. In fact, I often like to remember why people pray to God. As a dear friend once remarked --- Belief is relief However, I resent it when people use God to promote their agenda, especially when people are a type of cult, or group, or government. And this is prevalent in ALL the religions of the world.",I forgot +I hate football. And Nick Saban. Fuck.,Whoever let Brees end up with the Saints can suck an egg +Leahy vs. Milne - your thoughts? What are your thoughts on the Senate race between Patrick Leahy and Scott Milne? What issues matter to you in this race?,Whose milne +Brandon Marshall release statement on kneeling during the national anthem,"Surely this will get people to stop throwing a fit about it, right?" +Ivern,I can't wait to play as Malfurion +"Donald Trump reveals during taping of 'Dr. Oz Show' that he is 236 pounds, which would make him clinically overweight",That's sexist! +"Koch brothers put all that dirty money into the senate race... You're OK with that, right?",Democrats clearly all have their hands clean too. +The weather has been awful recently stupidly humid in the upper 80s and lower 90s.,Surprised everyone's not on fire with those high temperatures +Sam Hinkie will be teaching at Stanford,Time to go back to college to trust the process. +Study: White people react to evidence of white privilege by claiming greater personal hardships,"As a white person, it's not like people don't tell *me* they've had a more difficult time of it too!" +"Woody, you need to set up your Featured Channels. Yours currently has drama alert as a related channel... just letting you know. keep up the good work man!","Oh yeah, Woody is directing so much traffic to keemstar nowadays." +De Volkskrant visualiseert Teeven's vertrek uit de Tweede Kamer,o nee niet mijn favoriete politicus :( +The last time both Texas and Oklahoma entered the RRSO at or below .500 was in 1997 Texas won 27-24 This was Texas HC John Mackovic's final season and Oklahoma HC John Blake's second to last.,More things should happen like they did in 1997. +Hecz drops current Halo roster. Source: Vision livestream,Finally took a W +We need a constitutional amendment addressing campaign finance.,But we have Citizens United! +"I wish I was a hillbilly. Instead I live in a city, surrounded by SJWs that I have to pretend to tolerate.","Yeah, it's much easier to live in the country where it's still possible to pretend that America is only inhabited by straight, white, christians." +"No, no. Just that it's a buyer's market for wives in Ukraine right now.","Which is actually part of Russia, so Trump would approve." +TW: Found my Rape Whistle given to me at BYU Freshman Orientation six years ago.,But I thought TSCC didn't want whistle blowers? +Because then they'd have to pay the corporate price,I'm so glad they are making sure to get the best deal with our tax dollars. +"AdobeXD Tutorial Ideas Hi all - I work for a web design publication and we're going to be featuring Adobe XD in a series of tutorials in the coming months. Since it is such a new product, I was wondering if you had any feedback on: Tutorials you'd like to see? What features do you think we should highlight / explore? Favorite features so far? Any icons / design elements you'd like to see how to make specifically? Also if any of you are passionate XD users and would like to be a part of this series as a contributor please include that in your response!","I'm a big fan of XD, but I can't think of tutorials, since if you're familiar with Adobe products it's pretty simple." +any guesses what's in the emails?,Just shit about wedding planning and yoga. +"Yeah, no thanks. I don't want everything I buy to become more expensive. If you want to earn more money, get a skill or work harder like everyone else.","+ If cost of living goes up, just work harder!" +It's all lies!,Does that include all 73 processes for Chrome? +Totally ruined Parks and Rec for me. I didn't even bother watching the finale...pretty much stopped watching when Ann got pregnant. It's like all the writers just went BABIES FOR EVERYBOD-AY!!!! That was hella disappointing.,I love when I get into a show and the writers deem it acceptable for everyone to have a spawn +TooMeIrlForMeIrl,*themselves +"This is already the case here in Wales, where I live, and there has been no public outcry. We have an opt-out system where the assumption is that everyone is happy to be on the organ-donor register. Anyone who wishes not to be on the register can apply to have their name removed. Furthermore their next of kin can refuse to allow their organs to be harvested after death if they so wish, even if they never themselves applied to be removed from the register.",Because a few internet comments can certainly speak for the whole of a country! +That was not necessary.,Been a significant rise in knobheads turning every football observation into a Richmond sledge recently +Is anyone else excited to see this guy back in action? I'm going to put him by a Gonk droid.,Gonk! +"What books do you find yourself re-reading? I'm reading a few books at the moment, but getting bored by them so I decided to pick up Lucky Jim by Kingsley Amis. I've read this book three times now since first reading it less than a year ago. I just can't get enough of it. It's just *so* funny. I am always reading Lord of the Rings as well. I'll pick it up, go through 300 pages, and not touch it again for a few months and continue on the story. I'm also always reading something by John Moriarty - currently working my way through his last book: Nostos continued. For me, Lucky Jim is one of my favourite books. I can't believe it took me 32 years to find it.",The Bible (various). +Young girl solves zip ties.,"But know she have the shoes tied, how she is supposed to escape running?" +There is a very fine line between artsy and trashy,It would be considered artsy if the place weren't such a fucking mess. +Becky Lynch stopped by TSA,Maybe she had a Galaxy Note 7. +Aren't cops supposed to care about this kinda stuff?,They said they were coming by.....16 hours ago +I am an ethnic minority and proudly voted for UKIP. I still have no regrets and will continue to vote for them. Most Labour supporters and politicians hate me and want my people persecuted. Most Conservative supporters and politicians are indifferent.,Which ethnic minority can I ask? +"I mean, is legal doping better than illegal doping? To me its much worse since it's blatantly not a level playing field.",State-sponsored doping made right +That makes three of us!,happy birthday everyone c: +No one plans a murder out loud,HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA +My view tonight,"Man, that's a packed basket of deplorables." +"It's not about the person you bow TO. At all. It's about You. Humbling you. Once you are fully humble, and in every sense a fulfilled person, you will see how insignificant your rebellion really is, and you would bow with great pleasure to whomever is in front of you. Be that your instructor or the person you are about to roll with. Do you also rebel against bowing to your partner / opponent in competition? Or as they do in MMA, touch gloves? It's just respect for a fellow human being. bowing to pictures is a little much, but hey. we see things from different eyes",Yes you sound very humble. +Anything Audi RS,Poor R8 gets no respect +"That was the worst jury in BB history, IMHO. Dan owned that season. He called his shots during camtalk and took them. He completely manipulated every part of the game in both of his seasons. That jury was spiteful because they were completely outplayed. The finale was a sad night.","Definitely, and I think that the backlash against the jury of BB14 set the precedent for other seasons to pick the person who played the game the best because that jury voted despicably, in my opinion." +Cop probably got bitched out for not writing enough tickets lately. You should argue it in court.,But quotas are just an urban myth! +"My dream card: A Kamiccolo with Fused Fighter, Shocking Speed, a solid SA and a solid passive.",But is it a Saiyan tho +Technique 23: The Toe Poke,Technique 24: THAT WAS OUT OF BOUNDS +"Thanks....with all respect to Paul, what a completely ignorant thing to say.",I agree. +Episode Discussion: S07E02: Eye in the Sky,Is the dredge and the all girl team's gold being weighed as one or have the girls not done a clean out yet? +Or do-nothing agencies to make sure you're doing what the market demands you do anyway.,"Ya, just like with seatbelts!" +I think the government should step in and tell employers what they must pay their workers.,That's basically what minimum wage is. +Interesting to see that Rossi (and Marquez) pit board have what looks like L5 on them while Barbera has L4. Pol seems to be doing it the other way around and has L16.,"It's because Barbera attributes the last lap to whoever it was he followed in qually, you know, as a sign of gratitude." +69 year old woman punched by Trump supporter is a HOAX. She not only lied but video proves she lied. Left media caught out again.,"Wow someone FINALLY takes a horizontal video and they flip it vertically so its sideways, what the fuck." +"People in Redpill Relationships, what will you do if your daughter does the opposite?",Well most likely the fathers will teach their daughters that they have to put out for their boyfriends right away for fear of them turning into incels. +Dominus GT (counts Juggles) Offers,3x C1 and 6x C2? +"Yup, several linux DEs also work this way.","Yes, but which ones?" +Milana and friend,Great picture. +Clinton ad: Trump Management was charged with discriminating against black people,Make America Great (for Whites only) Again! +"#My war was 70 years........... ago.......... and yesterday. This man's story would doubly serve as a counter to Trump's PTSD comments. War never leaves a person, no matter how long ago it was.",If that dude was stronger he wouldn't have PTSD. +Trump son: Dad can't release tax returns because then everyone will see them,"Wow... a real intellectual powerhouse, just like the old man." +"What emotion is... [Anime Spoiler](#s Denial?) It's the emotion you feel after watching the after credit scene. Brilliantly done in Episode 10. I heard some people reacting saying that that wasn't an emotion, but it's the very emotion elicited by that scene at the end. Instead of explaining it, they showed what that emotion through the format of the show itself. Slow clap Studio Bones, slow clap.",denial isn't an emotion fucknuts +Zack's Batsuit tweet,Shooting a movie doesn't work like that +WE'LL ALWAYS SAVE THE DAY,Wait a minute... The 4 Trail Captains + Lillie = 5... Garnet + Amethyst + Pearl + Peridot + Lapis = 5... IT ALL COMES TOGETHER... +"If you could have chosen your own name, what would it be?",bob Case sensitive. +Any VoD to the Raiz salt?,"raiz strategy of dying a thousand times to the shaper in standard while repeating that it's easy didn't work out, for some reason" +Really??,"1st part yes , second part" +"Nah, I gotta disagree there. Looking at Halo 5, the only major things that could e mistaken as a COD thing would be sprint and the ability to look through your scope. Halo is still very Halo","halo may not be turning into cod, but its definitely not still very halo" +"I am 6'4, and it is mostly a disadvantage. First of all, it's harder because the shorter people have the advantage of more muscle, because the taller you are, the more you naturally weigh. Second, taller people have a disadvantage when it comes to strength, because you have to have more muscle per square inch to move the same weight. Third, defending is a lot harder, because duck-unders are so common, and yes, you have more of a target on your legs for shots. Fourth, sprawling is not as effective, because our weight is more spread out, where on a shorter person, its closer together. Also: if I pick someone up, im more likely to be called for a slam(even though its not at all hard) because im higher up. Pros: trips. Whenever I wrestle a shorter person(unless they're a fish), my automatic offense is a trip, or throw. when I wrestle a taller person, its my shots. Reach to me doesn't play an important factor because im rarely far away. for me, the reach only helps when im going for cradles, blocking the hips; im rarely pushing someone away. Also, legs are easier, but thats debatable because short legs hurt more(if its like a scissor position, which is what i tend to end up in.)",What kind of throws are you using where height is an advantage? +"I just politely turned down a client who wanted me to work for free. It felt surprisingly satisfying. The client got in touch via email and asked me to photograph an event, the payment being a free ticket to said event. I very politely responded that I am interested in documenting the event, but unfortunately I can't afford to spend time doing work for free. Then I wrote that I'd definitely be interested in future work as long as they are prepared to pay a fair price for the photography. The rush of energy and self-confidence that I got the moment I clicked Send is something I don't experience very often. Fellow photographers, keep in mind that your work is not worthless.","But but but...think about all the 'exposure' it could lead to, not to mention the future jobs that could be paid!" +"Something i dont get is that ok, he probably opposes gay marriage/gay adoption etc which is now legal in all of the united states, why would you deny tax credit for child care? In the end it's the child that probably suffers most because of this, regardless of his parents sexual orientation","Yep, because you know gay people pay less for child care than straight people do, right?" +"As a guy, I imagine it is something akin to taking off your socks after a long day on your feet. My socks weren't bugging me during the day, but taking them off feels great.",Pretty much exactly that. +"The Librarian's Bequest: University of New Hampshire to spend $1mil of Librarian's $4mil donated estate on football scoreboard, only $100k on library.","football is sooo important, whys this even news?" +"Wow, that's one sweet ass looking Kingston Hyper X cloud headset you've got there. Perfect shape, 10/10",This is clearly a Hyper X advertisement. +"I'm currently in college with people who are like this, the vast majority realize when they hit the real world they will need to conform to some norm. Then you have the true believers who think the world will cater to their peculiarities and wont be able to find jobs. There is one specific one that dresses up as a cat (tail, ears and make up) and she actually thinks people will hire her and allow her to continue to wear it but complains she never gets interviews anywhere.",That's hilarious. +"LiftMode and NewMind join the ranks - Credit Cards Down Well, I guess it was our turn! Credit Card processing is down on LiftMode and NewMind. At 6PM Central, this Friday evening, we got an email informing us that our merchant account was terminated effective immediately. No advance heads up, no elaboration. No quarter given, and none asked. First, I want to apologize in advance to all of our customers for not being able to offer credit card processing for at least the next few days, possibly longer. We know the situation sucks, and we will work all out to provide as many convenient and dependable payment options as possible, as soon as possible. In the meantime, we are glad to be part of a community with other great vendors who have already been through this trial of payment processing issues, and we have no hesitation recommending them. Second, I want to encourage everyone who can, to consider investing in alternatives to the existing banking and credit card processing industries. Your ability to purchase legal goods of your choosing should not depend on the middle management of financial middlemen - so why let them dictate what you are allowed to purchase? You don't have to put up with it any more. The future lies with new, disintermediated forms of money and payment, like Bitcoin, Ethereum, Dash and Monero. We too will focus on aligning ourselves with these payment methods. so that neither we nor our customers are left at the mercy of the existing, unaccountable financial system. In the meantime, one way or another, we'll have credit card processing up and running ASAP. To all of our customers, THANK YOU for your support up until now, and thanks also for your patience and understanding as we work through this challenge. As other worthy vendors have said - Limitation breeds creativity.",do you guys have bitpay or another bitcoin option? +Surprised this is allowed to stay up. Considering Hillary claiming Pepe was a white supremacist was taken down so quickly,You mean that Nazi frog that's hell bent on destroying Hillary? +"Trump should have paid his taxes, amiright guise?",Yeah what a crook! +Internal documents show the BC NDP started the year in such serious financial trouble that it had to cut back on election preparation.,"Heck, I'm sure they'll do just fine keeping a $200 billion GDP economy running." +Your highest rated comment is now your last words. How did you die?,I got shot after saying an extremely racist joke by a black person. +Well. I guess I'm not adopting a dog from Tony La Russa's Animal Rescue Foundation.,"That's right, take it out on the dogs." +"TRUMP ON FIRE: Emerson Polling - National, Trump +2, CO +4, GA +6!",I guess the Dems will have to wait until 2020 to finally flip Arkansas +o2-VoIP-Daten konnten von Dritten ausgelesen werden,total gute idee isdn bis 2018 abzuschaffen. +Like He Bo's knock up and Scylla's cripple?,He Bo's knock up isn't an Ult? +Definitely not PCP...most likely just an idiot,Because I meant he was literally on PCP... +Happy Mid Autumn Festival to Novel Translations May you eat some tasty mooncakes.,*Nomnomnomnom* +Nope.,I taught you guys used guns to smear your sandwiches? +"Tony Stewart wins county fair game, celebrates way too much",No mention of the 15 bumper-car pileup that he caused? +It's a perfectly cromulent word.,"Cromulent - adjective - approved by or relating to the deity Crom of Hyboria, god of the Cimmerians Also really fun to say out loud" +Can we Ban Pointless Brexit Talk? Half the posts on this sub are Brexit Non-news stories how about we change the topic,This exactly the kind of totalitarian view the EU wants you to take +Elementary schools have half-day Fridays now?!,"Those poor, overworked teachers!" +3-0 Georgia teams got fucked up this week,Falcons gon make it 4-0 +"So basically, the government is pro-rape and seeking to punish those who expose rapists. Got it.",I hope you forgot the +So the school made it clear you were not to post photos that include the girl because of legal issues. Then your wife posted photos of the girl they told you not to. Then someone was injured to the point of needing hospitalization as a result of the photo your wife shouldn't have posted. And you're worried about your rights being violated? k.,"You don't understand though, their kid looked to good not to share dammit !" +It has I own all three main stats and am only dz rank 44z,well hell... apparently it's been there so few times I never knew it. +"People who use Incognito Mode on your web browser for reasons other than porn, what are those reasons?","so I can't be tracked by my cable provider or governments around the world, so I don't get charged for data, and anonymity" +Crosswalks are just people trying to get around as well.,Those filthy plebes. +"Escaping Polygamy: I wish it communicated ties to Mormonism better. I have recently started watching Escaping Polygamy and find it horrifyingly compelling. The Kingston cult is such an abusive group and rightfully should be exposed. As I watch however, I find myself wishing the program would do a better job of communicating that the Kingstons and FLDS are fundamentalist Mormon groups with historical and doctrinal ties to tscc. I wish the larger public (TBMs) could truly conceptualize how the abusive practices of Joseph Smith are still being perpetuated today and there are still young women today reaping the very harmful consequences.",Joseph only married the widows +2 hours later and he says he believes he was born in the US. Trump making the media look silly again,The media is so desperate to try and prop up a dying clinton. +You don't stand up if you tore your acl right? lol,From the way he went down it looked like a strain/twist not an ACL.. Fingers crossed. +Americans would post angry comments on twitter and facebook and then forget about it a month later,Because it's totally the only country to do this. +"Anybody that says as a ... I.... They usually are about to say some cringe worthy statement. If you have to cite you're ideology to say something, it's usually at least controversial, if not outright bonkers, and you try to shield yourself with an ideology to defer the possibly criticism to the ideology and not to you. If you believe in some controversial thing, at least have some guts to defend it yourself, and not talk for an entire ideology or community.","As a *recovering alcoholic*, I can tell you the road to sobriety is not an easy one...... So cringe worthy" +Smash the patriarchy! - wonderful indoctrination to make a young child grow up with. Hello to those non-mob mentality people that look up down voted comments where I'm soon to be buried.,I found the dude. +"Hood, 4-day, no passes given. Recall goes out on Saturday to come in to guard something stupid. PFC replies to recall text saying I'm in Houston (is actually in Iowa) As punishment for going outside the mileage limit to Houston PFC gets put on the midnight guard shift, since he still has plenty of time to get back from Houston I'm not sure what the sum total punishment was, but 1SG's REALLY. REALLY? ARE YOU FUCKIN' WITH ME? could be heard through 2 closed doors.",Houston is within 250 miles of Hood +"And ironically a 13 year old black kid was killed by a white cop in Columbus last night as well. But to be fair to the cop, the kid apparently tried to pull out a BB gun which looked like a gun. But the BLM people won't see the fault there and blame the cop.","yeah, because carrying a BB gun in an open carry state warrants the death penalty" +"Oh yeah, mate. That hospital is totally my house. Lol it's just near it (across the street)",Thanks for the hints +How is the cross over from etl to data science? I don't want to be data analyst because the salary is low. Data science need statistics but etl doesn't.,A major aspect of data science is acquiring and preparing data for analysis -- which is essentially ETL. +How do I Talk In Game? Either no one has a mic or I just cant seem to figure this out. Im on PS4,It'll be available as Paid DLC +I guess I just assumed that was a thing everywhere. I've encountered it at every large scale sports event I've ever attended from Montana to Atlanta. Usually it's people parking cars in their own yard for cash but there's no way to know if the person really has a claim to the property or if they're just taking advantage.,I wish I remember where I had heard of it... In this case it was just like random dudes in the street and it was understood that they ran parking on that block. +One of my double gummy bears didn't come with a partner,I think it's symbolic that some of us are just meant to be lonely.... But maybe that's just me. +"You havd to call the state's psychiatry apparatus, they'll lock up your rapist like he deserves. Fuck the patriarchy.",Because the only people who get degrees in psychology are women is that what you are assuming you cis-gendered man pig? +"What is your highest CP pokemon in GO? Also, what level are you currently at? So far I am level 23 and my highest pokemon is an 1854 Gyarados!",Lv 20... 1286 Vaporeon... i feel kinda low :( +Right after they watched Teen Moms,"Of course, Teen Mom/16 and pregnant made being a teen parent look super fun." +*Mainly Florida,But AJ was never in NXT! +"Well, they said there would be fewer rez potg's...",Heroes never Y! +"lol @ Trump supporters claiming that the 'gas chamber' reference is a foreign concept and that most Americans don't make the connection to the Nazi death camps as someone that doesn't support Clinton or Trump, you have to love watching the back-breaking bending they'll do to try and make things seem like they're not as bad as they are",37d Minesweeper! +"Well, Monte and DoA don't, so that makes sense. They are OGN, not Riot.",I guess contracted work isn't considered working for someone. +"we should be looking into things that seem a bit wierd, like the KN-44 appearing literally everywhere.",It's just a visual glitch. +Middle Tennessee mother fights boys-only corporal punishment policy,Because paddling as a punishment for both genders would be sexist. +"Not only does she regain the use of a lost limb, but she can be the envy of every kid at the playground by having a sweet looking bionic arm. thats what i call a win-win",If only her last name also happened to be Nguyen +ive done better but gj for doing it in challenger i guess,Challenger god right here +"Interesting graph of the chances we have created in the premier league season, i know the season is young but this is pretty discorcerting .We should be creating far more chances by now.","Last season we created loads and didn't score, now we're creating too little but scoring...some people are never happy!" +The calculator offered by my 401k provider doesn't even let you choose a retirement age. It assumes 65 and has my estimated 401k value by then at an insane value. No way will I make it anywhere close!,You mean I won't be 6 million dollars over what I need? +"Least you guys have CG's, from the Alliance point of View this photo would just be empty space.",Our content will unlock when someone gets into LHS 2921... +Actually... being more progressive would get the US back into the good graces of much of the first world. It's our weird clinging to the past and long held bigotry that gives us a bad name.,I do wonder what would happen if the majority of Americans actually knew how most of Europe looks at them. +"Fruit juice is by far the worst. A little honey goes a long way flavor wise. You can reduce syrup pretty easily and mix butter into it, especially since the real stuff tastes much stronger. Juice though, good lord. A decent glass (10-12 oz.) is packing like 60g of sugar easily, often more, with really no saving grace as far as nutrients go.",BUT THE VITAMINS! +"It's part protest. You're offended by us holding hands and wanting equal rights? We'll give you something to be offended at. It's also part catharsis. It's Mardi Gras for people who have to live like every day is lent. Also, your please think of the children angle sucks. The world is for adults, not children.","Yeah, we should keep all children locked in their homes until they turn 18." +"Buffs, buffs, and more buffs",Thank you. +anyone remembers this intro? it's fking epic,"God, how I miss the Laguna Seca races." +"There's no time like the present. And in your defense (and in mine) we're always doing something with our life. I think the best thing I've finally understood is asking myself if my future self would be happy with my present self. It's taken me too long to understand that, but hopefully I will be able to answer that question with a yes.",I think in hindsight part of the answer will always be I should have spent less time on reddit. +'But PC gaming is expensive',B-but that's not fair to console players +Fair enough. But I've learned too many times to stay away from these domestic incidents rather than being a white knight. I remember one girlfriend attacking me back in high school for trying to break up a fight.,"yeah that bitch deserved it, good on you" +Thanks Mr. Presidenter 2,pornografi borde vara olagligt +Not all awoken are guardians...,I know right hilarious they can only die once lel +"At that point you're only 28 miles away from 400 miles, another significant barrier in people's minds. And after that you're 34 miles away from 700km, another milestone. If you've got to pick a place to stop, 100kwh, 340 miles, and 550km seems good enough to me.","Ill never buy an electric car till they have 100k miles of range, I don't want to deal with the convenience of charging at home, ever!" +He probably needs to take care of his dog.,Everybody in DC knows Mike doesnt own a dog lol +"You can buy over the counter dewormer and flea medication from most any pet store. Your vet will likely RX some higher strength stuff, but the OTC stuff will at least help in the meantime.",Would you have any recommendations for flea medication? +I melt it down and inject.,Heat it up on some foil +WHAT'RE YA GAGGIN' ON THERE?,Austin Dillon's dick that he slipped through a bunch of Pumpkin Spice Cheerios. +I hope he gains 0 yards,I hope he has a pretty high YPC on a handful of touches but Dallas' commitment to (a hopefully ineffective) Elliot tanks their rushing attack. +This is even taught in like primary school in some places.,"but u kno, that doesn't mean anything because cultural marxist sjew indoctrination or w/e" +"Also from Sweden. SD is like Trump now? You're dumbing down your competition while elevating your own side. Death threats? How about actually getting gassed for having a meeting? Getting stones thrown at your booth? Being driven out of town by the threat of violence? Having people show up to a speech and staring to get violent? These are things that have happened to SD. And PC isn't problematic for being nice, it's problematic for censoring people. If there's a good chunk of the population that doesn't want immigration of this level, but can't discuss it because of the social climate, then that is a problem. They're not being represented and their opposing ideas are being cast off without much consideration leading to a very one sided political world. If a politician can't take an opposing position if he sees it as reasonable, because it will ostracise him, that's a problem. PC culture is also criticized for being regressive in some areas, quotas are one thing usually brought up as discrimination rather than equality. People being discriminated against and having it held up as progressive is a danger. Safe spaces, promote echo chambers which again are detrimental to a good climate of discussion. I don't disagree with the notion of being polite, or the equality of my fellow men, but i don't want it at the expense of other things.","Yeah, fuck those guys, we don't have to be polite because immigrants are stealing our jobs and black people are thugs." +Automatically shuts down on Sundays.,What's the point of having an entertainment-system while you're not able to use it on the rest day? +"What are you talking about? I can go to an Apple Store, pick something off the shelf, scan it with my phone, pay for it and leave without even needing to engage a staff member.",Remember apple is the enemy though! +It almost made me cry.,"That's good, get hyped so there's no way your disappointed." +Scared the living crap out of me #onlyinaustin,How much is Correct the Record paying that homeowner for the ad space? +"The H440 might also be worth looking at too. Comes in black and red. Although to be honest, the back door is tough to get on with the sound dampening foam pushing against your cables. The front door is a breeze.",Are the 2 side walls sliding mechanisms to close likethe spec alpha? +"How to get avocados FTB:IE How does one get an avocado? I looked it up and I guess to have to find an Avocado tree but I haven't seen a tree with fruit since I started playing, I using biomes o plenty also.",If you're talking about harvestcraft's avocados you can get it by using its market block(Unless block itself disabled). +"As a white guy from the south, other than the pork thing, there is no group I should probably empathize with more than American Muslims. -People assume you are personally a closed minded bigot? Check. -People assume you personally support backwards, anti-intellectual policies. Check. -People assume you support a terror driven theocracy? Check. -People assume you must beat your wife? Check. -People assume you come from rural degenerates who bang pack animals (and maybe their cousins)? Check. -People worry that you might shoot the place up because the rest of the world isn't backwards and anti-intellectual enough for you? Check.",So you are saying you don't beat your wife...weird... +GREEN ARROW #8 Preview,"Hey, that's not Felicity!" +What a very Christian thing to say when discussing the bible.,The epitome of intelligent debate. +"Help me out So, I made a comment in the FFAF thread about wanting iOS stickers of theologians for messages. I also posted it on Facebook where a developer friend of mine said that he had an illustrator who he would work with to do it. He asked me for ideas of what stickers would be good. So, shoot! What would you like?",servetus! +53:9 gaming is underrated.,And still play Csgo at 4:3 +What would they even do with it? You're never going to find the real owner.,"Yeah you will, I own it" +Republicans Voting.,"Yes, equal representation is a sin" +"One: it is called starter wife too because some women get married and then promptly get divorced. Also it is easy for the guy to say, hey we will settle down once I finish my residency and get a job.",Why would she believe him? +"child needs ER visit - but first, lets take a selfie!",And this isn't a generation thing +Lada Priora falls off a ferry in Kerch in the Crimea,Who the fuck is Lada Priora? +What's the cutest thing that can actually kill you?,My wife. +TIL that Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory had trouble castin the Oompa Loompas because since it was filmed in Germany the nazi regime had exterminated most dwarfs.,Allegedly +Why is this wrong? If the seller is able to find someone who will pay what they are asking then more power to them. You don't have to buy it if you don't want to.,Capitalism is wrong! +Deficio and Krepo break down Worlds 2016 Group C,"3-3.5 paragraphs for all other regions, 6 paragraphs for eu.... definitely didn't see that coming" +I like to hold my breath for as long as I can to see if she notices I'm not breathing. She doesn't.,I tried to time my breaths with my BF and it felt like k was hyperventilating.... +"i can see it. after the election and trump loses, republicans will regroup and say they need to get back to family values, or some other similar line of bullshit. and people will buy into it. republicans who didnt support trump will be pushed to the front while the ones that did will sit silently back and wait for the heat to die down, and when they finally do speak up they will say that they did it for the good of the country, because hillary is evil, and then talk about getting back to family values. and people will buy into it. its so easy to make people buy into something, especially when the republicans have someone in the white house thats hated. good of the country, back to family values...people eat that shit up. just wait, youll see.",That is why it is up to us to *never let them forget* that they drug us to the cliff of a fascist becoming president. +Women that cheat should be taken by the police and forced to take off their clothes. The policemen now should proceed to take photos and videos of them in order to post them on social media with hashtags like # Cheating Whore and # I Broke My Family.,I wonder which sub this is from? +I think he meant he eats them,Who doesn't? +Got Sailor Gangplank skin in chest. Where is this skin from? I've never seen this skin to be honest.And it's not in the store... so what's the story behind this skin? Is it rare or something? I don't really like it but if it's rare I'll permanent it,I have Sailor and Spooky and I always switch between both cause they're both so good. +"Lucian. I enjoy playing ADC but I won't stoop to that level. Besides, he permanently has a +30% play rate anyway.",I bet you don't play ekko either. +Zoke Tym: Baba Ramdev to launch anti-divorce medicine.. It's gonna be called PittandJolie. Credits: Ramesh Srivats on Twitter.,Marana mokkai +Somewhat triggered that he has only 102 osu standard hrs and already has a higher pp score than me. That improvement rate absolutely amazing.,inb4 multiacc for osu!std +"U.S. Pipeline Blows Open Spilling 250k Gallons Of Gas, State Of Emergency Declared in Alabama and Georgia",But let's keep building more! +I broke it more dude what's your problem lmao,"No man, Valve get everything right the second time, and there has never been an update where they fucked up." +Welfare state Black power Choose one,It's called reparations +"Same boat, but I'm thinking maybe 7s. I love the dual camera, but I don't want a 7 plus, so I'm hoping they'll put the dual camera on the regular 7s. But I'm not sure they will. Long story short, I'll probably just get a 7 cause I've used the crap out of my 4s and the battery isn't what it used to be.",Just fyi rumours are that Apple will go straight to iPhone 8 anyway. +Will it still be a superpower then?,"Nah, losing Seattle will completely gut the US." +"DH staff please tell the fans to go to their places. Please tell them to take a seat and not staying the eyes of the players, this is so embarasing to watch...","Just like FIFA tells all the fans at football matches to stop yelling at the players, because they get distracted." +"hope this is a joke... Hillary avoided answering questions for almost an entire year, the same week she comes out of hiding she collapses and goes back into hiding. What a mess.",shellfishperson uncovered a ploy by Hillary Clinton to hide from the media and Trump. +"From my personal experience just stray away mainly from White and Yellow stars, yes there are some Orange or lower star dicks, but I feel that's where you'll find the biggest crowd",Good advice because stars indicate who is a dickhead or not +You are my fucking saviour. I love you,The feeling's mutual <3 +"I love the usage of the sniper rifle and the assault rifle. The majority of the people in the country don't hunt for their food, they buy it in bulk at fucking grocery stores. Also, that AK is gonna do realllll well against a fucking military group with armor, advanced weapons and tactics, and, yaknow, bombs.",It worked in Red Dawn. +"According to the tweets, apparently this guy has a vendetta against NA teams. Perkz may have been hit has well, so it might be a Western thing.",froggen v2.0? +I only have enough for one way lol,"Quick, gofundme.com!" +"Sorry, but comparing a computer game with real- time battle tactics is nonsense. I have spent 17 years in the navy and the things you see in WoWs have exactly 0.1% of accuracy and representation of what a real naval battle is like. In a real life scenario your central fleet composition is reinforced by a lot of measures so a CV is not likely to do any harm or even get close. You have logistics, intelligence and most importantly balance and coordination.","Oh jeez, looks like we might as well delete the whole game altogether......." +Reaponding to a suicide call :(,If only they had de-escalation training... +White Americans yet again indirectly laughing at the plight of African Americans by using the slogan of 'Black Lives Matter' as a fucking meme at any given opportunity.,"Oh yeah, I forgot BLM trademarked their name." +So what is at chapter 7?,bankruptcy +2.4 Magma Orb Guide --- Finally Usable,Slowly clearing *normal* Apex with a +3 6L staff... Finally usable allright! +"I dont get why this is such a big deal, its not like you HAVE to buy VC. Its free to earn and there not exactly ridiculously expensive.",Because fuck the system thats why loll +Great title! That's all I need to know about the article. Lick me where I fart. Yes.,It'd be so hot were it not for the picture. +why is white still on the team he drops all the easy ones,I remember him dropping easy catches in the Afc championship game last year maybe it was someone else my memory is not the best but I cannot remember any plays of his other than passes he has dropped +Is that a sky blue crown?,"Grey, I suggest going to an eye doctor" +Road Hog XL,"yeah we can do that its only tradable in 3 days tho, is that a problem for you?" +My grandparents toilet has a sink on top. The tap turns on when you flush and fills the tank back up.,Little did you know your washing with piss +better suggestion: reddit realizes that they aren't actually an accurate representative of the majority of america.,Something something reddit runs the Internet +A realist. No shit they have nukes. Jews need all the protection they can get. Pussied out last time.,yeah sure having 100s of nukes is totally okay for Israel to have... +Always and forever,Forever and always +Serge Gnabry goal vs Gladbach,Yes but Ox and Walcott have a higher ceiling +I'd be more impressed if they were a team from small town Alabama rather than the most liberal city in the country.,Because where you're from is way more important than who you are and what you believe in. +"Singles men: finn,nakamura,aj Women:charlotte,sasha,bayley Tag:jeriko,enzo and cass,aa",You smark +Who will drive the 19 truck next year?,Ryan Newman +"Artillary, atgms and anti-ship missiles - should we be able to see them? The enemy's projectiles such as artillary shells and anti ship missiles can be spotted by eye by the enemy as soon as they are fired -- I think that of these projectiles were undetectable till maybe 1000m of the target it may improve the game. Also, artillary fire should be detectable, but not as detectable as though both sides have AWACS or spy satellites hanging around 24/7 above the battle field.","Yes, I'd like to see ATGMs and RPGs being invisible lasers of death as they are in real life!" +I'd just like an option to turn stuff like this off. Any repeating cutscene. If we're getting annoyed by it now imagine a couple months from now.,"the amount of 2k staff, 605,000 or something, and the queue after every game is fucking delightful.." +So essentially 2.29 for a pound of prepped broccoli? I pay close to that for whole broccoli. This could make for a very easy broccoli cheese soup.,"Well as frozen vegetables are the same price of most vegetables (if not cheaper), so it makes sense." +"Yeah you need a controller for Dark Souls, but I think that is something you'll have to accept at some point. Lots of games just don't work well with KB+M these days and having the ability to use whatever you want on a PC is a strength not a weakness. But ye PS3 Dark Souls is probably the point where I said fuck console gaming for everything except exclusives. I swear I could switch frames faster in a windows image viewer than the fps in Blight Town on the PS3.",got used to the kb+mouse actually like it more then using my ds3 now especially camera control +"Probably not, social democrats usually believe in the same vile things.",I bet Corbyn is plotting to dig up Luxemberg's body right now! +Lol what warped logic goes on in your head to justify buying slaves?,"You know, it's like if you kill someone that's murder, but if you pay a third party to kill someone for you it's totally fine!" +"Tortorella: This is not a marathon, it's a sprint. ... We're in a dangerous spot.","Wow Torts is such a bad coach, this is Hockey not running!" +Should this be on the h3h3 sub?,Yes because Ethan was in 1 second of the Leafy Content Cop +I love the poorly educated - Donald J Trump. (Basically calling his supporters useful idiots),he loves everyone like the good Christian he really is.... +Yet Another Reason Why The CG in Berserk 2016 was subpar,"I don't see the problem, I mean quintuplets are a real thing right?" +And yet we sell them Billions in arms.,"But remember kids, Snowden is more of a threat to US security and sovereignty than the Saudi Royal Family!" +"Black Dallas Cop Sues Black Lives Matter And Associates (Clinton, Soros, Obama) For Inciting Race War","Nothing to see here folks, just another Uncle Tom in a blue uniform." +I'm sincerely hoping All Access fails so they'll just put the show on the regular damn channel.,Ya online streaming clearly isn't the future +There's several great fighters at the lower weights who could this could apply to. My guess is either Chocolatito or Inoue?,I thought Rigo. +their bosses got fired. The crews only got de-certified.,"gotcha, makes sense of course..." +What is the most valuable thing that your dog has destroyed till date?,"To date: - Smashing head first through a solid timer fence: ~$1,000 - Chewing holes in a chainlink fence x 2: ~$500 - Ripping the chain off a wall at the pet shop hydrobath, smashing head first through a glass door, and about 1/2 an hour of general vandalism: Technically nothing (the pet shop paid for it with insurance) but I've spent thousands of dollars at said pet shop because I feel guilty - Smashing the front door of it's hinges: ~$500 - Swallowing my car keys: ~$300 in lost wages because I couldn't get to work that day - Stealing a roast chicken OUT OF THE OVEN: $20 - Destroying various indestructible dog toys: God knows - Various vandalism: He's cute and I love him and he's a good dog most of the time so I'm not counting" +I want this on a shirt,"If you want, I can provide a file of high enough resolution to print on a tee." +Naperville here party town USA,woot +"Independent Woman I always love it, and laugh, when women say, I'm very independent. No, that doesn't mean they follow their own fashion, opinion, and whatnot. I *think* it means I don't need a man in my life for my basic survival. I mean, okay, it means they have a career plan and future that doesn't necessarily involve a man. But it doesn't mean they want to be single. It means like, they don't want to give up their career and plan because they met a man to take care of them. Hahaha. A girl told me once, I'm very independent. And I literally said, Oh, so, like every man is basically. Hahaha. Independent Woman Do women realize how awful it is that they even can say this and it means something? But no, men and male privilege are the problem. Not the actual attitudes held by actual women.",Misogynist! +"Really? Are you really going to claim there's a huge variety of brands making makeup for dark skin (there definitely are not you are 100% incorrect), or that the tiny handful of brands making makeup exclusively for dark skin isn't a reaction to the pre-existing condition of literally all major makeup companies virtually exclusively making makeup for light skin????","Didn't you know, poc should just be happy with what they get and not complain" +You really believe there are 0 people who are against both muslim extremist violence and right wing extremist violence?,Nuance is a liberal conspiracy +"US Citizens, when this election is over, know you have somewhere to return to.","Nope, we full." +Left the company I've worked for for the last 5 years. They gave me this on my last day.,Share the wealth bro +"Wait, is that how you pronounce it??",I most definitely have not heard of this. +"The timing of everything was spot on, the panic at the window shade, and the little cursor movement at the end; haha. On a side note: It's humbling to see a gif run ArmA better than my computer can.",You wouldn't have to save that much money to be able to design and produce a processor twice as fast as a Skylake 6700k +"Howard Webb can, he says it's very difficult to tell tjougj","He didn't say it wasn't a foul, he said it's very hard to tell what came first (the contact with Martial or the ball) and you have to give the referee the benefit of the doubt there." +Of course I'm not. Doesn't stop me from yelling that I am though.,Install gentoo +Doesn't matter the game itself sucks.....,"Wow succh a great coment here, you add so much for the topic, nice job, keep going with your cool job, have a nice Day Sir" +Insert mp3 player in dreamweaver Is there a simple but efficient way to do this for a rookie?,Embed Soundcloud Player. +Lol wait and Germany didnt do anything in ww2 right?,"That's only slightly longer ago, and possibly slightly less relevant?" +How long will it take for a nuke to reach Bangalore from Pakistan? Just curious.. with the tech they have..,brb booking uber outstation +Art,"Yeahhh, but is it art?" +G(f) is very shy about her asshole. Tell her how perfect it is!,Shy.... +Forgive my stupidly here but isn't an intentional explosion in a heavily populated area classed as terrorism regardless of motive or who did it? I live in Belfast and we had a habit of calling things like this terrorism but times must have changed.,Depends on the skin color and religion. +* eradicate crime in 6 months * lessen crime in 6 months * lessen crime in 12 months * ?????,| profit +Apparently you're in cahoots with the doctors because you aren't telling us either.,Carrots? +"A RW Commander with a relevant ETB effect to make single use flicker spells ([[Cloudshift]]), single use copy effects ([[Twinflame]]), etc. all useful.","Honestly with Aurelia, blinking her during combat can end up with taking a lot of combat phases." +but is it monster cat???????????,do i need a fucking +"Muslims Shouting Allah Akbar! Go on Stabbing Rampage in St. Cloud - 8 Injured, One Dead",I'm betting it was Christians just dressed up like Muslims to make Islam look bad because Muslims are all peaceful. +".5 PPR, Maclin vs Houston, Tevin Coleman vs. Oakland, or Marvin Jones vs Tennessee? My QB is Stafford.",Stack it up with Jones imo. +56 Grams for 200 bucks! I love WA (recreational),But I was told legal weed would cost more! +A peaceful muslim was out yesterday practicing his faith when an evil CCW holder shot him for no reason!,Thank Allah this was a one off thing. +"Reddit double standards IMT wins tier2 lans beating VP and NiP in grand finals Reddit: They are overrated, slumping VP/NiP Cloud9 loses tier2 lan against VP/IMT and gets trashed by NiP in StarSeries Reddit: oohh boy c9 is definitely a top10 team, the asian duo is so good I cant wait for future events",Reddit hates Brazil +This is me.,"Well, if it helps, I found out I have ADHD, and some extra depression from being untreated." +"Ah, didn't realize she actually went that far into denial. Saw her constantly pivot to Russia, didn't see her actually say they were for certain fabricated or anything. The Dems as a whole haven't really been doing that as far as I know at least though.","Yeah, they are about 95% saying it was Russia, but they will let a it was altered or we don't know if it was altered slip out every once in a while." +another one for this song?,We need more farming +"Driver, 10-year-old child among 4 dead in NC bus crash",The bus driver was a 10 - year old child? +"Beets. They looked like jellied cranberry sauce and for some reason, I imagined they'd be just as tasty. But they were not. Fuck beets.",I like beets. +Game Thread: Week 2 - Cincinnati Bengals (1-0) @ Pittsburgh Steelers (1-0) [](/CIN)Cincinnati Bengals @ [](/PIT) Pittsburgh Steelers Time: 1:00 PM EST *Help the mods by reporting trolls* **Sort by new for up to date discussion.**,PUSH HIM INTO CONCRETE THATS A DIRTY PLAY +"Two legendaries, one boss",Working as intended +"Reddit double standards IMT wins tier2 lans beating VP and NiP in grand finals Reddit: They are overrated, slumping VP/NiP Cloud9 loses tier2 lan against VP/IMT and gets trashed by NiP in StarSeries Reddit: oohh boy c9 is definitely a top10 team, the asian duo is so good I cant wait for future events",Losing to the number 2 and 4 teams in the world = shit +I don't see a gutter.,"Yeah, I guess the next time our landlords let the gutter sit without cleaning for several years I'll submit a better post." +"I cannot log out anymore of runescape.... Hi, i already send a bug report but i want this to have more visibility ... Yesterday, when i was bored I logout out as usual then I close my monitor for the night thinking my account have logout as normal ( i was fishing). This morning my friend text me to tell me i been on the HOLE night ? So i rush to my computor to see if I been hack or something. I opened my monitor to realized my game was still playing ... ? Since then I cannot log out. This is a serious issue because if i were on a public computor my account would have been in serious trouble ... I dont have to enter pass/pin when I logout/in. I didn't try to Xlog because i don't want to have my acconte still log in. HELP? :P *Sorry for bad english it's not my first language and i'm in a rush right now wasning planning to play / have a issue when rs this morning ...",Well turn your bot off then. +Left the company I've worked for for the last 5 years. They gave me this on my last day.,They gave you a cat? +When the kid shoots Old Yeller.,I had to walk out of the theater and pace around when that was happening. +"Your comment is idiotic. PS4 vs PC doesn't matter. I've played a few games where it was against 5 PC players and demolished them. It's not about your platform but knowledge and skill, sometimes spiced with a sprinkle of luck.",I play on both platforms and can tell you that it does matter. +So are you saying we shouldn't get any more changes to cards ever?,I forgot to add the +Congratulations to the Americas Summer Championship winner HotMEOWTH wins 4-3 over Tarei and books his spot for Blizzcon,"That last match was so full of skill, it's amazing!" +I don't mind the idea of attunements. I don't like stuff gated behind follower missions tho.,"This is how i feel, make attunement relate to the thing you are being attuned for." +Don't forget Mag-Lock.,But Mag-Lock is useless +"Trump's Child Care Plan Should Appeal to Women, Many More",Only the deplorable half. +if she was naked she couldn't have snuck alcohol in,But why didn't she just close her knees? +Only one of these would be considered racist by the media.,Clearly you don't get it: it's impossible for black people to be racist. +"You can't really make a GGG meme about yourself, that's not how it works.","Yea, they should just make a shitty confession (humblebrag) bear instead." +"Bodies still clip through walls too. Nothing new, still not fixed",Smoke and Gas go through walls like they're not even there. +Uh no Pryor almost gave that Ravens player a concussion. That has to be called for the safety of the league.,"Yeah, he should have Marshalled him and just gotten a fine." +You mean you can't fix the problem?!?!?!?,"I can... I just need his email address, password, SSN, DOB, and name just to be safe lol" +Coldzera jumping 4k with Cologne 2016 observing,never knew sadokist and henryg casted this... +"I haven't entered cit since I entered my clan because it's a waste of time, slow and not afk xp with basically no rewards","oh no, that minute to enter and exit a citadel is so hard for you i bet" +Holy fuck this autism is getting out of hand.,"Yeah, making sure you know how a basic function of the game works and showing a method that allows you to see ti easier is autistic." +SJW Extremist Claims Responsibility for Chelsea Explosion,you know you have a good source of information when they use the term sjw +"Retributionist Buff Idea I'm not really sure if this is a good idea, or if people think that ret is good as is, but I would like to see a buff where if the ret dies before they get to use their revival, then they can get to revive themself and come back without any more revivals, but just as a confirmed town and an extra vote. Please tell me your thoughts and if you think this makes the role too strong","Because ret is such a weak role, auto-confirming 2 town members and then starting a whisper game is totally not good enough" +Check the other 50 posts in new every time this happens.,"it was a joke post, should have put" +Pass continues to erode as more and more women are convicted of domestic violence.,"The lucky thing is, all these men being abused by the women in their lives have a large network of shelters and support systems thanks to the efforts of feminist organizations that care for men's issues also." +"Nah this win doesn't mean much, it's pocket change for these top teams honestly, nothing SK should feel gutted about, nothing OpTic should feel too confident about, it's just a nice little win to show that they're improving. SK still beats OpTic 9 out of 10 times when it counts, this is just that 1.","You are better off going somewhere else with your logic that makes sense, it's not allowed in this sub." +Iced Earth - Ten Thousand Strong (Overture to the Wicked version),"Somehow, I like this version better, but I cant put my finger on why exactly..." +Garoppolo reportedly has a sprained AC joint,"Cmon jimmy g, u couldn't pull a Stafford and play through it?" +Our blood is blue when it's inside our bodies,"Yeah, it's only the blood that doesn't have any oxygen in it" +Pekinites.,"Lol one of my relatives had a baby with this lady's daughter, and she's still doing Facebook live stuff trying to go viral and she's even more ratchet than her mom." +Do we have any idea when this game is out?,approximately the year 2945 +Yeah but those Corning Fiber USB and Lightning cables aren't exactly the same thing as your typical SM or MM fiber. SM and MM sold for data patch aren't typically rated or constructed for the same kind of bend/twist/pull abuse that Corning markets that those cables can take.,As a fiber connoisseur I can assure you that there is no such thing as 'typical' fiber. +I can literally see your penis.,You're confusing sexual assignment with gender and you're being super ignorant right now. +"What's something you got early, only to learn later that its actually incredibly rare?",The first wither skeleton I killed in my world dropped a wither skull. +Lol its okay. I can't really denote it being a joke,"Yeah, I'm sure there's nothing you can use to denote sarcasm on the internet, I sure would love something like that" +"Yeah, he only picks the best people.","This is Reddit, you forgot your" +The fuck resolution are you playing at?,1280x1024 Everything is working fine but the hero selection screen. +"True, but that also means a majority of the built-in audience hasn't heard of, or hasn't played Vic2. A CK3 or EU5 has a much bigger potential audience just because the franchise is established among a bigger user base.","But why make a whole new game, when they could just make more DLC?" +Damn strawberry generation! All so sheltered? When my time transgender where got needy shelter one???,"here, you forgot your" +She is terrorising other beachgoers. She could easily be concealing a weapon or bomb,We all know the real problem is she's concealing the booty. +"Same here, but its fine since i will just continue the music after i get into the app.","That's exactly my problem, it continues stopping it even after the initial shutdown." +This sub is build on this premise.,Why do you think we're here? +New exclusive summoning set,Time to get my lushen. +"What do you want to see improved in Tampa? As someone who has grown up in Tampa, the city has been slowly progressing forward, what do you want to see done soon? For me the biggest thing I want changed is some type of light rail system that people can take in downtown Tampa, a light rail to downtown St. pete, and a high speed rail to Orlando Tampa is truly lacking in public transportation it's embarrassing",You should convince the local governments to fire all of the transportation planners and engineers as you seem to have solved all regional transportation issues in one fell swoop. +What trailer,TranZit reveal +They sell this mug at think geek in my mall. Looks sick,I've never seen that before! +It's been one year since the most magical day in Rugby history. South Africa 32 Japan 34,One of my favourite moments in any sport that I've witnessed. +"Relief Society University: Earn degrees in Spirituality, Service, Future and Emergency Preparation, Physical Development, Home Management & Beautification, Cooking, Sewing Skills and Cultural Development.",Keep up with your ironing... That seems pretty comparable to what I did in actual grad school. +Officer down! I repeat Officer down!,I have never seen this one before +"It stops being off their plates the second the OP accidentally elbows James while reaching for the Land box. If the OP deliberately chooses to attend events where James might be, while under threat of a criminal charge, the case against him moves from pointless to theoretically winnable. You never want a criminal charge against you to be described as the latter, *ever*.",Clearly the solution is that OP needs to bring their own lands. +"This is Jason Falconer, the hero who killed the Minnesota mall terrorist",A Hillary voter no doubt. +Hexer=Pyromancer Arent their stat investments the same?,Pyromancers choose not to give in to the gay side of souls magic. +"Intent. This shows blatant intent, and that he was asked to do this.","But, but, the FBI said there was no intent?" +Adverbs are dead in football speak,deadly* +Bought new sticks of RAM ...can I just put them in or do so something first? Can I just turn off my computer and throw them in? Even though they're different types then what I have ?,You should probably run a magnet over it to ensure its properly formatted. +Did you just create this account to write that?,Can't have that negative karma +"I get the her ex, lover and best friend. But her cousin? No one bat an eye there?",It's cause Kara-El is their common ancestor. +"Sorry, but I have to break rule4 -- CRITICAL INFO I've been digging, and I found the name and home address of the PRIMARY LEADER OF ISIS and HE IS HERE IN AMERICA!! I am sorry Mods...I must let the public know... *Name:* Barack Obama *Address:* The White House 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW Washington, DC 20500",Ohhhhhh I'm gonna have to report you! +You guys should look up Ross Perot and George Bush Sr. Then don't wonder in November how Trump won.,yes the American people are clearly so stupid that the idea of more than 2 choices is completely beyond us as a people +"I see you avoided Somalia, good choice.","As a Somali, im triggered." +"1600 women are murdered by men every year. 13,000 women are killed in car accidents every year. The main non-age-related cause of death for females in this world... is car travel, not men. But, let's not let facts get in the way of this article.","Yeah, but women cannot drive so obviously there is a direct correlation between car accidents and men as perpetrators." +Easy answer: All of them.,Can you afford so many trips to Hong Kong? +"Do you WANT people to not give you inside information? because this is how you get people to stop giving you inside information. Essentially the Washington Post is now a government mouthpiece that will report ANYONE to it's government handlers. Paper that needs to die, and die quickly.",But didn't they break the story on Hillary's health issues last week? +"take one moment and think that maybe, just maybe.. people that grow up in different environments must be treated differently. And the people who knows better to govern themselves are the citizens of that state.","Clearly, Filipinos have a rich tradition of effectively governing themselves." +Guy takes a pic of his hands to show the length and width of phone he is selling.,At least he is showing that the camera works fine. +"The GOP is the party that doesn't care if you're black, white, Asian, or Hispanic. They also don't care if you're a man or a woman, although many of them admittedly prefer that you pick one or the other. Obviously they are not particularly diverse when it comes to religion, but hey - nobody's perfect.","Doesn't matter what race you are, as long as you think white people are the best." +"Parents of Reddit, what do you like to do whenever your kid(s) aren't around?",Play night crawlers +Why wasn't settlement building from a birds eye view a la Roller Coaster Tycoon. Answer me that *BETHESDA*,Because Minecraft. +"You do realize that this information isn't just made up out of whole cloth, right? Like, there's outside articles about this and everything. We aren't just saying this is a thing. Check it-- if you scroll to the top of the page and click that blue link that's the headline of the post, you'll be taken to an article that lays out what's going on, with citations of other articles published within the past week with even *more* details! Of course, none of those sources are Breitbart or InfoWars, so they don't count, right?","Look, shill, just drop this narrative about Trump's decades of well documented business and political corruption and focus on the real story: the wild speculation on Hillary's health based on video stills posted on far right-wing websites!" +All wings report in,Rouge 5 standing by! +Allah take the wheel.,Thanks for the hurting stomach from laughing... +You can get it back,"Awesome, thank you!" +Witcher 3 max settings hairworks off: 100fps Witcher 3 max settings hairworks on: 15fps,Yeah so worth. +"Guy invites girls over or a party, is a nice guy to them, is pissed when they don't hook up with him despite hooking up with dicks who weren't as nice as he was.",To be fair bitchsluts always post pics about how they love pizza +"Who is/was your favourite terraria YouTuber? Hey everyone, just thought I would write a little post for a small discussion. like the title states, who is/was your favourite terraria youtuber? here are the youtubers I currently watch: ChippyGaming. short list, I know, but I used to watch Hero before he went crazy and I legitimately liked his content, and Yrimir, the master at work, rest his YouTube soul (please come back I miss you). I also thoroughly enjoyed TobyGames' playthough of terraria as he was one of my favourite youtubers for a long time. I know there are channels like Pedguin and TerrariaHelp and others like that, but does anyone have any thoughts or comments on other channels or the channels I mentioned? also, if you have the patience, I highly recommend watching TobyGames' playthough of terraria if you want a laugh and to watch someone bad at games try to play terraria. love you all! cheers.",Hero. +Did you get hit bro?,The cops did. +"I got killed by an invisible player, WTF?!",Compensation for lack of skill +"lol... sure, dude. Sure.","So they didn't catch the bomber, or are you so against clinton you are siding with terrorist" +"How would SU do a stranger danger episode? Also, would they set it in a human or gem focused episode?",They'd meet Yellow Diamond. +What about my November date? Does anyone know if it'll be moved up??,Shout out to to a fellow #NOVEMBERBOYS +LUL jealous poorfag over here tries to say steel series and Logitech is better because he can't afford razer LUL,LUL razer is so good LUL +Don't even look at her. That would be memory rape. As many times as you remember her. Fucking serial rapist.,Sounds like a reason to wear burqa. +Purple hair colorist suggestions. I'm new to the area and would like to dye my hair purple. I have dark hair so it will need to be bleached first. I'm looking for recommendations of you know a great colorist.,Scream has a bunch of folks who can do color. +"A good Minister can do heaps. When Laila Harre was the Minister for Womens Affairs she introduced paid parental leave, amongst other things.",Yeap its good only women can be parents +Was that Tony from Laser Time?,"Apparently, he's Emmy nominated" +I can't wait to see how bad Clinton does. There's no way she'll be able to beat Trump she's so boring when there's no scrip in front of her. Also she looked awful in every dem debate.,"Yeah, someone with 40+ years of experience with formal debate is surely at a huge disadvantage to someone who has never participated in a formal one-on-one debate in their entire life." +"So why isn't Soraka a Star Guardian, She is Literally the StarChild","Because Jinx, a champion who literally looks like a cracked out meth addict, fits the theme more" +If he's there to buy a part (I think that's what he said...) then why was he sitting in his car for 10 minutes 'doing nothing'?,Because everybody knows you drive to the autozone then sit in the parking lot and price match instead of doing it at home first. +"Will there be any plans to make more than the initial 30k polygon quoted? Those are going to sell out very, very quickly :(",I think you are asking will this sell out faster than Quarters in Chicago? +but are you 16,Can confirm Source: im 9 +LMAO @ the guy with the two phones in the bottom right wtf,Trying to make a 3D video +Do you have an Ace of Spades tattoo and big boots in Beaverton?,"Wow, I had no idea that homosexuals went around doing these things either!" +"Apparently most of reddit is sheltered and ignorant to the reality of developing countries. This is a very normal thing, and in fact very safe compared to motorcycle/moped use in Vietnam for example.",Whoa we got a badass over here +Parody of female singer getting stalked (99% sure it's Taylor Swift) where the narrator ends up killing TS and becoming her.,Solved! +"TIL that in Finland, speeding ticket prices are calculated on the percentage of an individual's income. This results in millionaires facing exorbitant fees. One such case occurred in 2002 when a Nokia executive was fined $103,000 for going 45mph in a 30mph zone on his motorbike.","Do away with speed limits,stop signs,traffic signals and turning signals." +The wife of the guy who beat him in 92 no less,He is low energy +"One of very few problems I have with Generations. No G-Rank = None of the Best looking armours. Does anyone else agree? Especially missing Nibelsnarfs Helghast looking helmet, Tigrex and tetsucabra. Which do you miss most if any?",I miss GX Esurient/Esurient Z. Esurient R could've used the flaming skull head but no... :( I hope it returns it future G instalments. +9 out of 10 babies with Downs syndrome are aborted. You really think no pro-life Christians are having abortions? Do the math.,"Oh, they're getting abortions too, alright, but they're a special exception because they're not like the rest of those slutty heathens with no regard for the sacredness of life." +"Been to sams room giant cave, belize. One, me. Also two whole caves in Belize are at less than two people. This is somewhat common in cave diving.",I don't know much about cave diving except that I am pretty certain it is the absolute worst possible way to die. +The more theories I hear like this that make sense the more I'm convinced there is a super easter egg that is going to blow everyone's socks off.,"Apothicon Sphere confirmed new specialist weapon, throws out Margwas on unicycles" +Except for calling customer service. This sort of situation is what CSR's are for.,"Get your logic out of here, CSRs are never ever helpful" +"As an Australian, we're nice if you're a euro or american **tourist**. We love a good chat, we really do. But if you're **ethnic** and wanting to **stay**, yeah good luck with that, Australians can be real cunts. Just look how we treat asylum seekers.",You're nice to the abbos tho +Martin Luther. He has spoke multiple time about his christianity and in particular the teaching and philosophies of Martin Luther.,Thought he was Catholic +"Become an adult without kids and have to pay school taxes, you'll look at this differently.",Because living in a community with underfunded education is totally a better option.... +"I totally disagree. There is a whole infrastructure underneath the application stack that a sysadmin is responsible for. Having to know the OS, the server hardware, the networking, the storage, any clustering software, etc. is sufficient for a sysadmin. You want software knowledge? Hire a dev. Or perhaps you expect me to be a DBA as well?",\*whine\* But I thought DevOps meant getting both for 1 salary! +The menu stays open during transitions between the director and events! This used to be one of those death by a thousand paper cuts kind of problems. Looks like it's now possible to stay in the menu for much longer during transitions.,The benefits of leaving last gen behind! +"And it's probably about less than a third of Americans who don't support gay marriage, probably mostly because of upbringing. They're still fuckwads.","Calling them fuckwads will *certainly* change their opinions, right?" +There's no fucking way Trump accidentally turns the GOP conference into a colorized Nazi rally.,You're right - they don't like colored things +it was bullied at cacti school,"Some of you plants are alright, dont go outside tomorrow" +"Omg this. That's one of the amazing things about Sheiko programs is you can just plug in your actual maxes, as opposed to take your best triple then divide by two and add the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow. I get the theory behind training maxes, but it would be much more useful to see in a program that I have a set at 80% of my true max than 90% of my training max which is 90% of my max.",but that would be 81% instead of 80% so you clearly don't understand. +I wouldn't use the term awesome to describe this. It's just another ZSS cosplay. Nothing particularly special about it.,quit talkin shit.. +Not going to happen this time.,99% disapproval rate the first time and they did it anyway then gave the banks a free pass on their criminal activity. +"The immediate distinction that I see is that if I'm calling someone a dick, I'm deliberately insulting that particular person. Whereas if I'm referring to women in general as 'vaginas,' I'm reducing half the population to their genitalia. Gendered insults are an issue worth discussing in general, but I don't think that's the most significant thing going on here.",Men are such dicks said no woman ever... +She really looks a lot like SU there...,Almost as if they were sisters +"That's terrible - If he's that fast, go round the outside. no excuse for that kind of behaviour! one question that comes to mind about your story tho... did the lady on the racer have a nice bottom and pretty hair?",wow - sense of humour is strong in this sub +Zoom Groom and a steel comb. All you need for under $25,Or zoom groom and a rake. +Great idea! Give up agriculture and save the planet. The Guardian always comes up brilliant solutions.,"Yup, and on the plus side millions will starve." +EU accepts Bosnia and Herzegovina's membership application,Where is that Article 59 prime minister? +while they complain about CTR controlling this sub. SMH,It's all bernie bros! +Tebow hits batting practice HR. Apparently that is news.,Slow news day. +I've been meaning to play this one since the system mastery podcast gave it a recommendation.,"System Mastery - is not something that is likely to ever happen in 7thSea 2nd Edition... other than, I'm a Duelist so I win." +This weekend I built an auto-retracting charging cable station.,That's...an interesting use of time. +"China is right, I can't get enough of Jackie Chan movies, Chinese Zodiac and Skiptrace were great",You forgot +"Almost knocked me out of the weekend league...had to win the final on penalties because of this. Stupid automatic pass when I was 1-on-1 with the GK. The saddest part is, I'm not even sure this is a glitch. This game has become so ridiculously assisted I wouldn't be surprised if this was an actual thing.",Might be the composure stat +US guys do typically enjoy foreign girls,Burqa and all? +Apparently my hips randomly changed their bone structure when I started going running every day.,No you just became a slut with a loose vagina! +That time he had to settle with the federal government for exercising discriminatory housing practices? Thats a good one.,ok name one more. +Arguing over definitions? Someone who is out of ammo and throws their gun at the target in frustration is being more effective. At least a gun is heavy and can hurt.,"Oh yeah, you're TOTALLY winning the homeless argument, both here AND in real life...." +"oooo yeah, I memberr! Memberr when gays couldn't marry?",memberr when there wasn't so many mexicans? +"Man, do I got some interesting history books for this guy!",Slavery was a hoax... Just like the Holocaust. +"Good Slytherins? One of my friends started bashing the Slytherin house, talking about how everyone in the house is evil. I know the basics, like Snape, Andromeda Black, and, in the end, Regulus Black, but who else is there that put the Slytherin name in the good?",There are dozens of us! +I'm thinking it means tickling the cervix with your tongue.,Found the dyke +... so? Venasaur is objectively better in every aspect. OBJECTIVELY,"Yeah, because *clearly* everyone bases their favorite starters based on which one is OBJECTIVELY the best" +This was not our brightest idea,What could possibly happen? +No legendary. Not even loot.,Feels so good getting gold on every boss. +"Yeah, nothing I can't stand more than outsiders!",We should build a wall to keep them out! +Does Hillary still think white people are to blame for this police shooting? Even though the officer was black? Probably.,"of course, white people corrupted this poor black man and turned him into an uncle tom" +"Instead of double-parking, try parking at the back of the lot.",But then how would everyone get to admire your sweet ride. +"I didn't think Selfie sticks were allowed? Is this GoPro not on a stick? I can see it in one of the shadows, that it looks like a stick????",It's a small GoPro stick :) +DP: I tried this for two transactions from South Korea. The customer rep basically shut me off and told me she couldn't do anything about it.,Thank you for that; no more traveling to South Korea +Every day the same,Poate crede ca linia alba e pentru a ghida soferul in a parca mai usor. +My jewish wife just said Imagine the Holocaust Museum,I can get only so erect. +"Danng.. that's pretty impressive considering the likes of Barca, Real Madrid and even Dortmund with their high quality attacking play.",Also considering we didn't create any chances against Burnley. +I take it discipline in this context means beating your children?,"Yes, not being allowed to do this is what led us astray" +It's Call of Halo: Mass of Warfare 7 For real though it feels like a sequel to mass effect,This children is called 'constructive criticism' +Attempted stabbing at Israeli embassy in Turkey; assailant shot,"Israel must have announced new settlements, totally justified" +"MAGA: go back to the 1840, I think African-Americans had it great back then.","Say what you will, but black unemployment was at record lows during slavery." +- silently puts Camilla and Vanessa in storage -,"silently puts Camilla, Vanessa, Trinity and Akroma in storage... wait I don't have any of them" +"I'm glad analysts are starting to call him out for not setting his feet. I'm convinced that's what's his issue is, although you'd think he's smart enough to realize that and fix it. Either that or by cutting dairy out of his diet he has offended the cheese gods.",its probably Olivia Munn's fault. +"It's brilliant, really. Every single Magic story gets better if you finish it with And Sorin Markov is still stuck in a rock. The end.",Sorin Markov eventually stopped thinking. +"Atm becouse of all those minion changes Iggy is OP and there is no solid counter to that. U just pick Iggy and go solo blue lane and puhs as hard as posible and forget about tank Iggy , dmg one is way more efective now , trust me mante or sash wont help u when u build dmg on him + bit of pen vs towers and u just melt them with a help of minions. So guys Iggy is my hero to get nerfed pretty soon :D","Lol, same as Gadget, Gideon and any other lane pusher... Nerf everyone!" +"Malaysian jet downed by launcher from Russia, probe finds",Just realized this was already posted...didn't come up on when I searched :/..oopsie +"I am apparently a cancer mod, AMA","When you wake up do you look for kittens to punch, if no then why not?" +That's what is even scarier. He posts all this religious stuff and I worry the entire church is in on this scheme.,Maybe its a guy who works for him +Because the Jews controlling Israel is some sort of requirement for the Rapture or something.,And Obama is the antichrist so of course he'd want to limit foreign aid to Israel +"TIL Alfred Hitchcock shot no more footage than absolutely necessary, on the irrefutable premise that the studio could hardly throw anything out of his movies if there was nothing else to put in.",Still not as good as Kubrick +Trump's African-American town hall on Hannity...,"Well duh, that's all South Africans, they're African-Americans too." +"... I am displeased. Doesn't everybody know Luke is the one who's transgender? Nobody ever said he didn't transition as a child. And really, he and Leia are twins; why does everyone assume fraternal?",It's the perfect disguise. +"Bought a handgun in Arizona (an extremely gun friendly state) at a gunshow, went through a surprisingly long background check even though my background is spotless.",Why didn't you just use the loophole everyone else used? +"NEVERMIND just realized the language I want to add (Hebrew) is not available on mobile, soooo moot point. There go my plans of finding a nice Jewish wife and settling down :'(",Tried going to New York? +"If I was eating a nice slice of cake, and somebody shit on a plate and offered for me to eat that instead, I would not do it. This does not make me racist against feces.",Wooow you racist piece of shit not eating black shit +"Well we either officially clinch here at home, or there with you on our road trip this weekend, personally I'm tired of clinching in your stadium.","I hate when you guys clinch here, 2012 sure sucked for us." +Chinese tourist? Can't trust them. Good logic. You know there is like a billion of them right?,Obvously 10 in a million odds are enough to ban all Chinese from being tourists. +First marriage now OUR WATER!,The GAYS are putting fluoride in our water! +"What is up with the pricing difference in euro and USD? so this game, like pretty much every single other AAA game costs 59,99USD(standard ed.). and because of reasons that usually translates into 59,99EUR(67USD) for us europeans. Now i dont really have a problem with that, it has been this way forever and there are probably reasons for this. But wit FH3 this is different, this game costs 69,99EUR for the standard edition. (which is around 78USD). which means we pay 18 USD more for the same digital game. the same is true for the deluxe edition, 79,99 USD for the americans, 89,99EUR (100USD) for europeans. The strange part is the ultimate edition, which costs 99,99USD, and 99,99EUR (111.5USD). why is there such a giant price difference on the standard and deluxe, and not so much on the ultimate? can anyone more knowledgeable in economics/marketing explain?",Is the US price before or after taxes? +"He's situationally viable as mid or offlaner at best , but he sure as fuck ain't a position 1 hard carry with farm priority.","Yeah, pros like shadow and fear play it completely wrong!" +"Good thing that person can trace their lineage back 8 generations, otherwise they would sound ridiculous!","Thankfully, you only have to go back 6 generations to get to 1/64, so it's totally reasonable and not at all hyperbole" +Literally every relationship! Amirite?!,Oh yeah that's all there is too it +Shop sharing your thoughts.,talking about korean women is okay though +"It's not limited to anything. For example, in USSR genetics had been recognized as unscientific for a long time due to ideological reasons. I'm Christian and I think that creationism is retarded.",genetics is a bourgeoisie conspiracy! +Here's a picture of a nice looking young policewoman. Mad about police brutality? You might as well be the person who killed her. Because of people like you nobody respects the police.,Dropped something.. +"I feel like a lot of people said he denied a invite because well its Phil Fucking Kessel, one of the best goal scorers in the NHL. Who in there right mind would not invite him? Turns out US hockey was not in their right mind",Who in their right mind would hire that boob Tortellini? +About ten,"Give it to me, and I can make it eleven and still small" +"Trump has a buffoonish air about him. He provides clownish entertainment, and the Media are just laughing it up. It is as frustrating as seeking serious discussion on Reddit, and getting jokes",Lapping? +"Can you not feel the right fire rising? This could all have been avoided if the left had only realized that you can't keep going left forever. You will only trigger human nature, and so it will all be your fault.","Watch out folks, we got a real stormtrooper here." +"So, Pres Trump would interfere with state and municipal politics and law, municipal and state law enforcement, and state courts. He would reverse civil rights, *and* ignore everything that is known (and proven) about the evils of 'stop and frisk' and its use to criminalize young men of color.",But Hillary is totally just as bad +Can the mods ban people? who even is she?,this is a new one we are fucked +Why on earth is it a five-pointed star? Do we have five cardinal directions in DC?,Six pointed stars can only be used by sheriffs and Donald Trump. +Why do they send white reporters into a race riot?,Because their liberal virtue signaling is like a force field that protects them. +"Crapernick's black father left him, a white couple took him in, and he makes millions of dollars in a white-majority country. But apparently the US oppresses black people. What a sack of shit. He should take a trip to Somalia, see how he likes it there.",Yea only poor people can protest peacefully +You clearly missed the point.,"Yeah, that was obviously me." +Might mean fingernail. You call manicure supplies tools as well.,Forgot the +Everyone always forgets about the Eastern Orthodox church.,what's that? +Are we doing graphics cards again?,"Oh man, they all look broken... I can take them off your hands" +To be fair they reduced his property value and tried to steal his car.,That's a great reason to hate an entire race +This is a drinking companion of mine named Junior in 1944. He just received his Purple Heart about 1/2 an hour ago.,Aren't you a little old to be using Reddit and/or computer? +"awww, it's ugly?! Can't tell if he was sad or amused, haha","I think maybe a little realization of, this person who everyone has to tiptoe around to not set off into an emotional tailspin at all times, has no consideration of other people and how what she is saying comes across... Granted Corey WAS looking at her though, so he deserved it!" +I'm asian m8,You're one of the good minorities. +Going to the doctor,You forgot the +"We met online. We both never had a relationship before, so we're each other's first on everything. What drew us together? I think it's just connection. We have the same taste in most stuff so it's really easy to connect and hang out. We're already in our third year of the relationship even though it's long distance.",How far long distance? +The 280-Year-Old Algorithm Inside Google Trips,"if only google had another, already existing app that this feature could have been added to instead of creating a new one..." +"I haven't either but I'm confused-isn't it an open-carry state? Unless he pointed it at them, doesn't he have a right to possess a gun?","Yes, yes he does." +I didn't notice the red circle until it was pointed out...,Maybe a bigger red circle around the red circle is needed? +I woulda thought it would b corsair,"True, it's not bright green" +I actually listen to her speeches and research her policies. Unlike redditors which just like to circlejerk Bernie Sanders.,Did you check out her website too? +"My god this was fun. It's a shame they made going under the land in most places insta kill you. I enjoyed my under the ground merchant trains :( I probably made a couple million gold and only had like 50,000 removed. Such a shame trion became so anal about cheating","Yeah, a real shame" +what,You uncultured swine +This made me laugh... Sorry I'm no help though.,Then why the fuck did you comment +This was only my 3rd game and I've already fallen in love,Those SICK SPEAR JUMPS THO +Fallout 4 VR will make absouletly no sense if it will be only teleportation moving method as it will kinda ruin the immersion. Best would be using trackpad motion like in Onward. I mean i understand that some people get motion sickness but would be unfair to ruin the fun for those who dont have it.,"Yeah, fuck developers for not wanting to put off 40% of an already small installbase, right?" +"Black Tomato has 4 broadhead beers on tap (Longshot White, Blueberry, Rye and Ginger Ale and the Tnagerine IPA) now and usually a minimum of two at all times. (Source, I bartend there.)",Amazing. +My cougar is best cougar,My cougar is best cougar because MURAL +That's as clear as I can make it,"Ahh, my favorite part of an ice cream party, the bagel chips." +My new kicks,Did you get those from Goodwill? +A Trump campaign chair in Ohio says there was 'no racism' before Obama | US news,Thanks Obama +The United Arab Emirates is going to start taking in Syrian refugees,Why is that woman allowed to speak for the men? +Youtube introduces a new program that rewards users with points for mass flagging videos. What can go wrong?,Judging by all the likes it seems to be going over well. +Biden's stinks as much as clinton lets face it the entire establishment is beyond redemption and trump too imho its revolt or die 4 america.,"oh, yeah, because thooooose are our only options.... We can't just all chill out a bit........" +Why are the mods on r/Charlotte suppressing news of race based attacks on white people?,"Because racism is power plus prejudice, and the black people beating white people half to death clearly don't have power." +"Mike 'Platinum' Perry Warns Danny Roberts: I'm Going to Kill You, Be Ready to Die",Platinum by whatever he wants +Our Wifi went out so I made some tokens for the prerelease(I can't draw very well),"If your WiFi is out, how did you post this?" +More like the second best joke!,"Sorry, top jokes 1-27 are all about DDD" +What about us feminists who thought Paul should win?,You should probably look for a new cult +The Mo Lewis Hit: 15 years ago tomorrow,You have to wonder how long it would have taken for Brady to get a shot if this didn't happen. +Man I wish they wouldn't leave Turner Field. Gotta love that stadium.,"Yeah, but the new one is going solve all our traffic problem and has an Olive Garden!" +Thoughts on feminist Christina H. Sommers and feminist myth-busting and influence on discourse,"I'm a feminist but every stand I've ever taken in public has been explicitly anti-feminist.... What, is that weird?" +Editing the registry does the trick. Google remove Cortana,"Wait, you can google problems?" +Right?... First time in forever I've cared about something being an exclusive or not.,Bloody walled garden +This is literally the first time I've ever heard of that theory.,you should talk to u/Lyn1987 about it they can't get enough of this theory popping up on this sub +"There, there. You're safe here.",SAFE SPACE SAFE SPACE LIBCUCKS! +Stop allowing shitty military dictatorships.,Because that's just *soooooo* easy with the most powerful nation in the world actively trying to fuck up your nation. +El caco estaba claramente armado con un arma cargada que funcionaba correctamente,cuando uno olvida el +"Ugh, forgot about this whole arc. Only saw most of season 8 once. What happened to her after she tried to pork Big Tuna?",She died +"Ex-Cuomo aide, eight others charged in New York corruption case","I can't wait to watch CNN Friday morning, I am sure they will have this on!" +"Trump is against all mind skewing substances, he doesn't drink alcohol either.",You know who else didn't drink alcohol? +"You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves in to. You also can't solve their problems when they actively obstruct the solutions. And are told that the solutions will destroy mom and apple pie. Furthermore 50% is nowhere near how many true believers there are. It is easily 25% or less. Plenty of them are uninformed generational Republican voters. Or those that vote Republican because of friends and family do. These people are the ones we should try to reach and un do the brainwashing. The true believers should be ridiculed, marginalized, and ostracized. Accepting of them and coddling them and their beliefs the enables them.","I think that ridiculing them just makes them stronger and angrier, and probably makes them hold onto their beliefs even harder." +Which do you hate more? Women or dogs?,What's the difference? +"Sorry, people of power","Good catch, don't want the Powered Lives Matter people coming after ya" +Found at a business in my town kinda wanna put a w at the bottom of it.,do it +They are based because they are a state that used to be their own country. They took a demotion to join the USA.,"In that case Vermont, California and Hawaii are also based" +a BoJack Horseman comment in a Steven Universe thread. what is this? a cross over episode?,"You know, that gets funnier everytime you say it." +I do love me some little Cesar's and $5,Those are amazingly good. +Can we trust it though?,"Ofc not, it's untrusted" +Stonebank @ GIGACON 01.10.16,Why are you posting stuff from back in January? +On binge days.,"Holy goodness, this made my day." +Miller in a half ppr league has 7.5 points int he first half with his team not scoring a TD. That is about as solid as you could ask for with one half of production. Last year everyone loved Ingram and in half ppr he was close to a guarantee of 10 points every week. This is a solid performance from miller in the first half,But he didn't score a touchdown yet! +Someone found my bugs!,"Whoa, slow down there, Oogie Boogie." +"Tate said Stafford came into the huddle before that last drive very calm and said something to the effect of Hey, we got this.",I love our QB. +Why does this guy have $72 million more than I'll ever see in my life time,Because he won a super bowl and you didn't! +"Plus if they kill themselves right at that moment, you still have to finish the game a man down. Better that you request they kill themselves *after* the match.",At the rate they're going its probably better that they just kill themselves during the match +What are they even training for? Bullet sponges? Either participate 100% or fuck off.,"Even the Army needs Human Resources employees, guy." +What about closing trust-fund loophole? Without closing trust-fund loophole it is not much more than a feel good measure with no teeth. And let's not forget about capital gain tax. The other (and bigger) elephant in the room.,"Oh, you're right, might as well not start with anything then." +Odin isn't meant to be in the solo lane.,Odin ADC OP! +"Found r/exchristian yesterday, got this in the mail today.",GET REKT SKEPTICS +Bersatu wants opposition to form alternative front,"From a branding and marketing standpoint, operating under a single logo and having common manifesto seems like a no-brainer." +"Technically, but common usage has evolved to mean a windows system.",Good thing I work on a Linux then +The dumb bitch in the background needs to stfu,"Post doc, bet she is a really dumb bitch." +Hello Games developer speaks to the media after release of No Man's Sky. No man's lie rant,Yay this one again +platinum was a great game it had some cool factors into it and I like how it had a after game play so you could do more. but the thing is is that I payed $41 for platinum. I think that it is strange and you should be careful. HG is more valuable than platinum you know.,I know getting a legit copy on eBay will set me back $60-70 but I got my copies of Platinum and White free from a friend so paying that much for SoulSilver is fine. +Can we just appreciate how excited and happy Michael gets when he's invited to go places?,What episode is this? +This whole thing just doesn't seem very efficient in general.,Intelligent Design +"Right Jacket Pocket: Extrication Gloves, Rescue 88 tool Left Jacket Pocket: 20 feet of webbing, hood Right Pants Pocket: Medical gloves Left Pants Pocket: Nothing Yes, I realize I have no chocks.",So you're telling me you don't have a ring of chocks around your helmet symbolising King of Fire. +"This would primarily affect the communities of non-whites, so there's no need for the NRA to get involved. Seriously, though, can someone cite for me the particular code section of federal law which grants the President the authority to tell state and local police how to do their jobs?",I believe that's Article 12 in the constitution. +How many kickers can you have on your team at a time,All of them +I refuse to patronize Jet now that they're owned by Wal-Mart.,Yea I usually let politics dictate my purchases +"Skylar Howard must have died along with WVU's offensive playbook, did Patrick Mahomes die too?",Didn't you know that the B12 only has 1 undefeated team? +"I keep thinking of that video of the Jewish woman saying Europe was going to become multicultural, and they would resent that Jews would have a leadership role in this.",barbara spectre was her name I believe +I'll fucking eat my shoe if H2K 3-0's TSM at any point in this tourney,See you in the finals +I agree wholeheartedly that this game still needs in-game group-making for the variety of activities that don't do it automatically. There should be a launching point in the Tower (or Felwinter Peak in this instance) where you can meet up with others and head to the Forge. Unfortunately this ship has sailed for Destiny 1; we can only hope Bungie learned something when it comes to the sequel. Otherwise I guess all these third-party sites will live on.,If only we had some kind of in game public area chat to talk with strangers in our instance! +"In order to realize the promise of the UN, the US must give up freedoms - President Barack Obama","I'm shocked, shocked that a President of the United States would even suggest being a responsible, law-biding partner in the global community of nations." +Not after that $600k house he bought...,*everyone* has their price +The way the light hit the logo on my pencil gave it a digital appearance on the page,OP please don't hack into your books +How the fuck can you vote for someone who you think will start a nuclear war? Even a limited nuclear exchange would severely threaten the survival of our species.,Aren't Hillary's Supreme Court nominees even more scary? +Sharing his fleshlight,Fuck this must feel so good +I feel like this could be annoying,yeah.......but turning your hand into a constrictor knot is ideal. +No doubt he couldn't pass up the opportunity. It's still frustrating because most of the players who play in the summer don't end up injured like our players do,PEDs I tell ya +"Here's a suggestion for all Americans, regardless of race: **Don't commit crimes.**",Then how am I supposed to buy me heroin? +Has there been any recent update on how Wilson's ankle is doing? I haven't seen much this week and was wondering if maybe I missed a big update. Hope he's doing great.,Oh I'm sure it's 100% just like they said last week +And Obama said slavery because it's accurate; it's an accurate occurrence in time that was worse for black people. Your whataboutisms and nobody was alive nonsense add nothing to the conversation.,"Obama, the great uniter." +"Harrison Ford, 1978","He looks like Xabi Alonso or well, backwards." +TIL humans are natural herbivores. Level of contradiction is high.,"Choosing not to eat meat or consume animal products doesn't make you any less of an omnivore, biologically speaking, idiottttt." +"it was great in concept, but the tickets to the DC show at 9:30 club sold out in under 30 secs. I clicked to purchase as soon as they were available, didn't refresh (as the page suggested) and still got nothing. having a hard time believing some sort of bot wasn't involved.",gonna be a lot of bots at the concert then +Rep. Sean Duffy: State Dept. Official Can't Guarantee Iran Payment Will Not Fund Terrorism,"TIL, money is fungible." +What do you think gets the most viewership on the WWE network? I would say it's old Nitro but I was curious what you guys think or what you guys watch the most on the network.,Swerved easily +No,The disappointment is real.... +That doesn't seem right..,Security feature like electric fence +Until Northern Ireland joins the Republic and Scotland declares independence that is...,Then I go and cry on my government approved toilet seat with the government approved statue of May and portrait of Queen Liz watching over me. +"Yes, I'd even take it one step further and say it was planned from buried.",Not far enough this was planned starting from that blacked out pic in Kino ! +"Sharpshooter needs a buff! And a patch for his meter ASAP I have a 94 midrange, 3pt, contested 94 mid range and 3pt with all 5 hall of fame badges and always get the bar to the end. I always miss the wide open shots! Sharpshooter is the worst type of player.",LOL you forgot +Your girlfriend is butt ugly.,"So edgy from your downvote account, we are all very impressed with you!" +I think there is about a 90% chance they would win. I think the only way they lose is getting bad luck on some luck based challenge then getting uturned,Or if Paul takes Nicole to final two over James. +"I mean if he was really the GOAT he would go 82-0 and sweep every playoff series, and do it without any supporting cast.","Honestly, anything less and he's just chasing ghost in Chicago am I right?" +PSA: Europeans use the internet too.,Not in the USA they don't! +"Haha lol we killed the only one on their team in a 2m push, we're so good You'd think they'd be a bit nicer considering.",You are not supposed to be nice to people who has a distinct disadvantage. +I'm just wondering if they truly believe that everyone has a spare $600 laying around or that it could be easily attained. There really isn't any justification on their prices.,Why don't poor people just make more money? +Add to this the aging population isn't just a problem for Australia it's a massive problem right across the globe. Fun times ahead.,*chuckles* If only there was a solid education system to raise smart people to be tenacious in how to overcome this issue. +"Honestly, people today are better off learning a trade and putting themselves to work. These idiots will fizzle out and end up on social programs while they maintain how the system keeps them down (but their body weight way, way up).","Yes, because there are clearly enough new trade jobs for all 5 MILLION annual graduates that'll also allow them to buy a house in 30 years" +The black eyes make her less hot :(,Jeez man can you keep your ween in your pants for just once whenever Baby comes up? +BUT THAT'S YOUR JOB AS A STORE EMPLOYEE. It is not the customer's responsibility to do this. If you think that customers must take photos of things and accommodate you because you don't want to do any of the work you're literally paid to do - then you're in the wrong business.,You dropped the +When they believe that life is harder for them because they're smarter than most people.,My life is actually much easier because I'm smarter than everyone else.... +A common issue that dates back to the old NASCAR heat and Dirt to Daytona games.,Understandable; it's not like they had 15+ years to fix the problem. +Is anyone else's client glitching?,Client UI got all screwy and just crashed in champ select for my promos :/ +There is a word for that and it is not aggressive it is proactive.,"Yeah my face shaman deck isn't aggressive, it just proactive in killing you before you can respond." +When you're already crushing the rebel scum and then you find a Hero Token.,"Excuse me, isn't that a white nationalist symbol?" +"I am more concerned that one of the main programmers at Hello Games is travelling in Greece and at a conference, instead of working on the game. I guess they feel the pressure is off. : (","Yes, their entire lives should be wholly devoted to NMS now." +"USA had a lead on Canada... For all of 89 second, sure, but it was a lead","If I don't remember it, it doesn't count!" +I'm a model.,Then I'm sure you know how disorientating it can be.. You smart-arse +"Maybe regular URF, this gamemode is shit randomized",Yeah it's totally shit not being able to pick the same shitty op champs over and over and over and over and over again ruining the fun for everyone. +Oculus Founder Admits to Ties to Pro-Trump Group,"Hillary, CTR, Obama, rigged polls, maga" +Will Trump and/or Clinton masks be a thing soon?,Do you really want Almir to mysteriously be found dead having committed suicide by two shots to the back of the head? +"Im mentally disabled and believe artificial locomotion is the true potato. Yes, you are the right.",I'm* +ESPN Browns reporter Pat McManamon believes Isaiah Crowell will continue to be the lead back moving forward.,I think Trent Richardson is a real dark horse here +"I have a feeling 8 years from now we'll be talking about Oct 4, 2016","Yay, finally Google is building their own iPhone-Competitors!" +They all look the same.,"watch out guys, we have a racist among us" +"How do you pay rent? Or do you own and have a big company that has online/ability to process debit? I wouldn't really like handing my landlord cash. I trust him, but it's best to have proof of payment anyway and it'd be easier and faster to hand him a check than cash and wait for a receipt.","I pull cash from checking, drive to my landlady's bank, deposit it directly into her account and get a receipt from the teller." +Immediately install [[Apple File Conduit 2]],Through cydia? +"What's the best advice you can give without using the words 'don't', 'not' or 'never'?",Treat others with kindness. +"I hate zed in solo queue, so I'm glad he's gutted. but man I miss seeing him in competitive. people like Bjerg, Jense, Febiven can all play him so well.","I understand why you included Bjergsen and Febiven, but why did you include Jensen, the reddit circlejerk can attest to how bad Incanati0n is at Zed" +"I am 55 year old white male with white hair that is really long. I was in Walmart,this woman walks up to me and says how dare you look like you do. I said what do you mean? She said you have all that hair and my husband is bald,how dare you!!","Hey, we *all* want Harrison Bergeron to be a reality." +"Our foolish little brothers and sisters to the south have decided this. We try to ignore them as much as possible, obviously",I can't imagine why. +Looks nice! I like that they made room for the Charr tail not to stick right through the long part.,looks like an oversight to me +"The resistance also a result of **numerous studies** that have emerged showing the environmental and health dangers that are associated with pesticides, as well as health dangers that could be associated with GMOs. And even if you count the studies that have been retracted due to abominably poor methodology or manipulation of data, it's still nowhere near the body of research showing that GMO is perfectly harmless, *and* has less environmental impact than organic farming.","Ah yes, science is only valid if it supports the conclusion you want." +"Deadly accident in Pavlovsk, Russia",Hope that text message was worth it +I wonder what it's like to be able to call 8 wins in the SEC a down year,It's dreadful +As a matter of interest we didn't use birth control.,"Who could have possibly foreseen a pregnancy, that's just pure bad luck." +TIL that the BIC Crystal ballpoint pen was first sold in the US in 1959 for $0.19. It is still sold for approximately $0.19 even with inflation.,Cool +I really love the super shotgun from doom 2,So frosts shotgun pre-nerf ? +Such a QT,"wow full arma and a crystal bow, what a weird setup." +"I can't tell if the key binding page is vector or raster, but for sure it has enough dpi to be legible. It even includes a handy magnify function when you mouse-over. It all depends on what dpi you locked in when you saved it. How did you do that btw? Screen cap?","true, and i have tried using that but it seems entirely counterproductive to navigate to that specific menu when I have the benefit of another moniter that gives me that information, which i have said before, is hard to read with the given resolution" +"also its probably just me, but why would you want to carry a 3ds in your pocket you are just risking breaking it, i already get iffy when i have my phone in the pocket while im wearing slightly skinny jeans",stop wearing girl pants +Liverpool's tally of 24 goals after eight competitive games this season is their highest in 121 years,All aboard the Klopp hype train +"Im super disappointed that I am not raid ready, but only really because they released the raid 3 days after launch. Of course the Twitch and Reddit communities are the super hardcore players so they are all raid ready, and were ready days ago. I would feel comfortable with them having the raid out next week like they did with TTK. Even just put it on Tuesday instead of Friday. I just dont get why people who cheese Omnigul are allowed to progress infinitely faster :(","i get what your sayin man, definitely should have been later released as well as more ways to earn higher blue gear besides strikes and Archons Forge" +They burned people at the stake.,I dont get it. +"I've had a few people get angry at me about the things done by the British empire. 2 things wrong with that: 1. I was not alive at any time during the British empire, certainly not when atrocities were being committed. 2. My family are Irish and Scottish. Two countries which you may know were totally buttfucked by the English, my family included. Idiots are just idiots.",But at least you're not French! +Kanye even goes balls deep,yay kanye hate thread +The new laws in Santa Cruz are gonna make it very hard for you.. My friends who own RV'S are now getting tickets just for parking in front of their own houses.. Drive out of town on the 1,they gotta pay for the coffee and donuts somehow +Decided to change my desktop background,Nature is better than PC anyway amirite? +"How great having a testimony is, every day",Obviously you've sinned. +"For overall record at this point, Northern Illinois. After a loss to Western Illinois, their 0-4 start is their worst start this century. Just a few years ago, they were the Houston of the G5. Shows you how quickly a program can fall from the top of the G5 to the bottom.",Yeah but that would never happen to Houston. +Anyone else bugged...,I feel like I've seen this before..... +I've put 40 pounds in my squat in the last 2 weeks,So you squat 40 pounds now? +DEA Leader Now Certain: Heroin More Dangerous Than Pot,So glad the leader of our beloved DEA isn't an expert about the dangers of drugs. +I got one of them in the dopey color she wanted (toothpaste green). The sex hasn't stopped since Christmas....,It's called Pistachio thank you very much +If you create a shortcut in steam you actually do get the steam configs! I only have the gog version as well.,"But in this case you won't get the Galaxy Achievements, will you?" +Dolphins DST Stat Correction?,exit and reload the stat tracker. +Looking for Singaporeans/Malaysians on SEA servers :),are you looking for peenoise too? +WE DID IT! We found a rule that they can change after this year because of some dumb shit that happened in our game!,That would be a first. +It absolutely would be less stable you dolt.,Not noticeably. +Some strong competition there.,"Yeah, some real powerhouse teams got wrecked by the ACC this week." +Lady tries her luck for a free baby on Facebook.,"Well, this is a much better way to go about it than Lisa Montgomery did." +Cannon needs a nerf? It's been fricking dead for several months,"Nah, it's too tanky and offers too much value for 3 elixir, better decrease the health by 10%." +"There was a time in the primary when everyone, myself included, weren't so welcoming and I fear that might have some impact","I can't imagine it should have more impact than what the Democrat party has done to them, first rigging the primary and then insulting them and telling them to 'get over it' constantly." +We scored more points than they did.,Thanks for that color commentary John Madden +Skyrim may belong to the Nords...,"Please use imgur or an equivalent, it wanted me to review education options, not a picture OP." +"I've seen your prior posts. It's not surprising that you're banned again, Faggotman",reported for homophobic slurs +Is this serious AJ defening?,I should've added +"I wish there were more studies abt non-gay trans people, with separate categories for those who fetishize their own appearance (agp) and those who dont. Itd be interesting, at the least, and maybe provide some kind of diagnostic gatekeeping tool",death to gatekeepers +Todd Gurley's fantasy value?,Just traded him for Marvin Jones. +Xiaomi CEO Claims Mi Note 2 Will Have a Surprise; Other Mi Smartphone Details Surface,I don't think I can handle any more note surprises. +Lol.. people just pull acl out of thin air these days.. everything isn't acl or looks bad,Wouldn't be surprised if Cole Beasley tore his acl on that hit to the chest. +what a bizzarre picture. i imagine at the right moment you could walk through the crowd playing grab ass or rub-a-puss and they wouldnt even look to see whos hand it was because they wanted to get the perfect shot,You seem like a real stand up guy... +"If millennials are against the two-party system, resulting in greater popularity for libertarianism, then I can imagine what the 2020 election will be like.","Then they will have to be forcibly removed, so to speak." +"If tomorrow were the apocalypse and you could only bring two items and an MLTP player with you, what/who would you take? Gotta keep dis offseason content rolling!",I'd bring duards and two rats +"Can someone explain this to me? Ross has only been a cub for two years. He's the definition of a journeyman. He's never done anything particularly remarkable. I like him as much as anyone, but this seems disproportionate for a player of his profile. Do cubs fans love him that much? Why?",Cause most of the cubs fans have been a fan for a shorter time than hes been a cub. +It's more likely because she's female. Most of our body heat is kept at our core to keep the uterus warm.,Pointing out biological differences between sexes is soooo sexist. +TFW you don't get chosen to be molested...,"If a TV show triggers you, you shouldn't breed" +"They don't obscure anything important, and you can still easily recognize who the person is.",you forgot your +The dak led cowboys are being replaced with a romo led cowboys soon enough with multiple wins. I dont see your point,Something something quality of opponents +"Husband probably got a job right out of highschool that paid enough that she could stay home. You know, like all the damn baby-boomers had and think is still possible.",You just gotta get out there walk into some places and get a job. +Not when you activate its ability.,"Still dies to doom blade, unplayable" +"honestly if im complaining about too little healing then its because there is almost no healing. Like i only do it in siutations where the medic is a non-presence. If im in a fight and we are getting beat down because the enemy team is out healing us, it doesnt really matter how fast were ggoing if we cant put anyone down. Speed boost is good, i know that, which is why i would only complsin if i thought it was detrimental to the team, so if im complaining its prolly because shit's fucked, you're positioning is off, my positioning is off, or your healing is off.",I feel like this discussion is a bit roundabout because we don't really know when OP switches to heal anyway. +Let the bodies hit the floor,*Opens notepad +"Murdering your cousin, his wife and your uncle is cool?",No their choreography was cool +U.S. may divert PH law enforcement aid,Stop destabilising the Philippines! +This is why unmarked cars exist.,Don't most jurisdictions have laws that say unmarked can't pull over for traffic violations? +"From that short clip, it looks more like the Diablo3 or PoE genre.",Guild Wars 1 remake! +What are some good games that were released recently (2015-16) that we low end people could enjoy?,Starbound +"That's why I think LSU needs to make the obvious choice. They need a coach who's battled in that conference for not one, but two teams. A coach with over a decade of SEC West experience. Houston Dale Nutt for LSU 2016. Because LSU needs some heppin",he did wonders for Ole Miss +Official International Pro League for 2017 announced,Quick Facts: * 8 teams per region * Players are contracted at fixed salary * Open League to qualify for Pro League * Big announcement at Blizzcon +"If you look far enough back in time, it's all Jews' fault.","For existing, amirite?" +Which makes tipping such bullshit in the US. It doesn't incentivize better service. They expect it and whatever service you get as a customer you're an asshole if you don't tip. How does that make sense?,Well if they give you shitty service then only give them a 15% voluntary donation +Taxes that chances are will cost less then health insurance and covers you no matter what happens with no bullshit.,"But then all the *undeserving* people who don't work nearly as hard as you might get the same quality of care you do, and isn't it worth a little bullshit to not have to live in that nightmare world?" +Study finds young men are playing video games instead of getting jobs,Pretty sure there's a healthy amount of young people who have taken the activity of playing video games and parlayed it into a job. +MINI BACON AND EGGS!,Come on down to *Lil' Bitssss* +Monmouth will have a national poll later today. Coming today: National poll with debate preview Last LV poll (late August) HRC 46 DJT 39 GJ 7 JS 2,Can't wait.... +can you just play wav pls ?,"Yeah he can't even find proper mp3's, so recommending he go straight to wav makes total sense." +"Yep, a lot of that is automated if you don't pick a flair. Just like all the posts about relic draws that are auto-flaired Fan Art because the word draw or drawing appears in the title.",Working as intended I'd say. +"Which anime has the most fun character interactions? I'm a sucker for a variety of quirky characters messing around with each other, especially when it fits between more serious plot points.",Konosuba +Dreamscape 11c/d,CHOO CHOO ALL ABOARD THE FUCKING SEND TRAIN (besides me) +Kugel-Blitz in it's natural habitat,I don't get why the Nazi's didn't just use their spaa for anti tank clearly it works well +"And in a stunning move, our Tumblrina forgets that it's possible to work AND be broke, since all it takes is for your expenses to equal or exceed your income.","But male privilege equals or exceeds his expenses or something, so he should be fine there." +It was created by men to kill women! I dunno why they invented prostate cancer though! PUNISHMENT FOR FAGS MAYBE?!,No; punishment for transwomen. +Possible PSA about the bone step,So would you say you're getting boned by the bone step? +Like aliens speaking english is any more likely.,... +Europe's Demographics Challenges,"Truly, nothing can be more destructive than a declining population" +Ivan Valente PSOL x Guilherme Boulos MTST - Compiladinho do debate da PUC,Tenho medo desse PSOL... :\ (Medo da esquerda em geral) +"I think he believes that, because the case was investigated and he was not charged, the case is closed and he won't be charged in the future.","Because we have a Justice system and what they did was just, it's only the civil system that hurts innocent 'mericans" +That website has malware. Why the fuck is this front-page news? Can we get a legit source that isn't full of malvertising and popup scams?,Because Fox news is Evil. +"R/incels usually does the trick, try that",you missed +More happy about the Birds other than the fact that the fans of Philly are etching Carson Wentz as the next Aaron Rodgers. Man its fucking annoying,Wentz is the best QB int he NFL! +Banana for perspective? That thing is huge.,"nawh, just big boned." +I literally had to stop using FIVE CONTROLLERS because of stick drift...,"It's ok though, because they're so cheap to replace :)" +"It's not as bad as people think. My officemate just got a really sweet two bedroom half a block away from the park for 3,400/month. If he got a roommate, that would only be $1,700/month each.",I think you dropped this? +"Favourite heavy Monstercat Tracks With the release of Panic and how hard/heavy it goes, I was wondering what your favourite heavy tracks on Monstercat are. I've really been loving the heavy side of Monstercat lately. Mine: * Snails & Pegboard Nerds - Deep In The Night * Dion Timmer - Panic * Pegboard Nerds & MIU - Weaponize * Pegboard Nerds - Blackout * Tokyo Machine - PARTY * Rameses B - Darkest Places (feat. Aloma Steele) * Pegboard Nerds & NGHTMRE - Superstar (feat. Krewella) * Stonebank - Chokehold (feat. Concept) * Muzzy & Droptek - Warhead * Au5 & Fractal - Smoke * Topi - Bad Language * Astronaut & Eyes - Pinball (Twine Remix) * Slips & Slurs - Divided VIP * Grabbitz - Don't Stop * Slushii - Emptiness * Noisestorm - Heist * F.O.O.L - Distorted Reality * F.O.O.L - Showdown * Droptek - Rupture * Stonebank - Soldier Maybe more but that all I can think Of now",Direct - Parallax +"I love to play this game where I leave enough room so I don't have to brake. If I time it just right, it creates a smooth crawl for myself and the guy right behind me. So a problem is people in other lanes see the gap and cut in, which is fine. I just pretend I'm a semi truck and use the remaining space to make sure I can bleed off speed. But once and awhile you get someone pissed off. I had a lady barking and screaming at me to pull up all the way. Like sticking her head through her sunroof. She eventually got in front of me, floored it through the gap, and then rode the dudes bumper the rest of the way, constantly slamming on her brakes with the rest of traffic. Ungrateful dumb bitch. I was doing this so you had a smoother commute. Why should I ride a bumper when I can coast and relax. We're on 880. That 20 feet in front of me isn't doing any harm.",I firmly believe 880 is God punishing man for our sins +What's wrong with teammates in my career every year? I swear every year I'll pass to someone who is wide open for three (Let's say it's Anthony Tolliver because he and I are on the kings) and 9 times out of 10 he will do a step back jumper fading away from nothing and launch a brick at the basket. This happens pretty often and why hasn't 2k ever fixed this,Dude he's just grinding those badges. +"She was elected three times to be a member of the Lexington, Massachusetts Town Meeting from 2005 to 2011. That's the only position she has ever held.",Well we should give her the nuclear codes immediately +"He would fit right in on Reddit, though!",Well obviously you're just a paid shill! +You're lucky I'm even asking you for a drawing because you aren't even that good.,Lmao because the entitled person couldn't *possibly* be the person who is literally asking for free stuff amirite? +These sort of sight-seeing trips sicken me. When are we going to learn to leave wild animals in peace in their own habitat?,"Yeah, if we want to see wildlife we should capture it and put it in cages." +"Lisa Su, you dirty girl. Skin toned shirt and fashion magazines? I r8 420/10. Best waifu.",ati +The classic flame and don't provide constructive criticism comment... So yeah any feedback? :),Make it so you can skip the entire fight and you get your trim comp cape back with no effort +Palantir Sued By Department of Labor For Race Discrimination,"But, but, but, meritocracy!" +Is this guy serious? I'm genuinely curious if this actually happened.,Well those tags there under his name sure makes it seems like he's a reliable source. +RAREPEPE blockchain trading on Counterparty is not taking over the internet.(IT IS).,seems legit... +'Anti-Vaxxer' Mom Changes Mind After Her Three Kids Fall Ill,Isn't it great when people have to learn the hard way... +and I was wrong all... sorry it's supposed to be 240GB SSD. Don't know how I misread that :/,I dont know why you want to hurt me. +Heya - these will be live shortly! Expect them in 30m - 1hr.,"Hijacking to ask a rioter: If you buy a hextech bundle to get the ward, will a portion still be added to the Worlds prize pool?" +"A subtle one - there's only three, but every Magic card depicting a married couple as one card is either Red or partially Red. [[Pia and Kiran Nalaar]], [[Anax and Cymede]], [[Tibor and Lumia]]. There's also [[Mina and Denn, Wildborn]], for a different flavor of love. If you want to stay mono-Red, only Pia and Kiraan are available.",[[Ever After]] +Tendies stealing spree*,Found the alt right memer +So if Trump doesn't have a complete meltdown he wins?,Media's totes not biased +These dudes gonna tear it up this season,But not in the playoffs +Made the movie for me. He's my favorite star wars character,"Your opinion is wrong and you should feel bad, only my opinion is correct." +WTF. Is she trying to blame DONALD for the economic collapse 8 years ago instead of the former presidents who are ENDORSING her?!!!,Pure establishment rhetoric there +I get why they call her Killary now. She's murdering this guy.,Too bad tomorrow morning we won't know about it because she's covered it up so well. +Maybe brought them with him to give to people in case he ran into a fan or something.,"NAH FAM, THIS WAS AN INSIDE JOB" +Carlos Delgado. Had some really good years in the 00s. 473 career home runs. Had sub-5% of HoF votes and was off the ballot his first year.,"ah, yes, the guy who hated freedom" +Donald Trump vs. Hillary Clinton Debate Cold Open,"And when she stops talking, her mouth looks like a little bung hole... My favorite line!" +Updated Notes for tomorrow's balance chanegs,"They listened, good thing people didn't overreact." +B-52s were designed from the beginning to last for 100 years. To call them old and useless is insulting the men & women of the air force who take pride in maintaining these machines,"Plus, isn't he supposed to be pro-US manufacturing etc?" +"It's illegal to use, but I doubt that the people who do it care about it.","But if the work for the state, then what they do isn't illegal." +I use to say that to my mom and she always said to me think of how God feels.,"I know, he's omniscient and everything and couldn't think of a way to do it." +No pennies spent,woops misread into no penises spent +50 Cent's awful 1st pitch given a historical perspective (Baseball),The outlier (to the upper left) was just 50 cent catching his 4th (out of 6 bullets) +Spreading the truth. She got absolutely demolished.,no dude did you check cnn polls? +Clinton: You're a sexist. Trump: Rosie O'Donnell deserved that shit. Amazing.,"He also called into question Ted Cruz's nativity at some point... effin' racist, I say." +"Hey, that dude on the right's me.",Welcome to fame +"How does he continue to deny this crap? Denied he said climate change was a hoax. Denied that he was for the Iraq War. Asserted that Obama pulled out the troops. In ALL of these cases, he has been proven wrong. He is unstable.",But that Howard Stern source tho! +"People don't realize the produce at discount stores is a lower grade, will spoil faster. And you are right customer service sucks ass at those stores.",I subscribe to the idea that the inventory turnover is higher at the discounters and therefore the goods fresher. +"There is a small chance of survival, even from a skyscraper onto concrete, from a jump, with proper technique. There is no chance of survival from extended exposure to large fire and smoke.","Nah, there was only one Bush and he wasn't around at that point in the attacks." +"I disagree with that I play Aggro Shaman for a few seasons now and find Midrange Shaman really hard to play I just can't win with it tried all current builds but still my win rate is much lower then Aggro Shaman. I also think that at the moment Shaman is not in great spot as there is plenty of control warriors, tempo mages and Hunters on ladder and at the moment even hunter is not a great match-up for Shaman. What I think is that Hybrid Hunter is actually the strongest deck in the current meta as it has positive win rates against all decks besides Shaman but for example Tempo mage is a free win basically.","yeah shaman is bad in the current meta, thats why its the most represented class at legend ranks with the highest winrate." +"Is there a cheaper/free alternative of PersonalAssistant? 4.99$ seems a little bit of an exaggeration, plus i heard it's a little bit laggy.",*Intern* +Your statement brings light to my heart...,"You should probably see a doctor for that, words and text are unable to produce photons." +"Lol. Between that and the 'it only said *consistent with* pineapple'. Pineapple has a fairly unique texture and color combination. You might confuse oranges and grapefruit, or pears and apples, but what else is like pineapple?",CANNED PINEAPPLE! +But he had woman who is responsible for destroying countries and killing millions of people on the show.,"But she is a woman, give her some slack." +"Is Don Chin Jao gonna give us a gem? From what i can see, 4* Don Chin Jao's Special has the following text: Boosts effect of slots on Special moves by two turns. Is it true that it only works on Specials? Cause from what i've read around here, he's supposed to replace Coby, so that would be an inconditional orb boost. Has someone got some insights on that? Is that free gem material? The investigation continues.",That's at least 3 gems +I really dont feel like it though. Shes too slimy for me and i just dont trust her,"Yeah, I mean at least with Trump when he says he wants to do all these things that will probably be harmful to black people and other minorities, I believe he really means it." +Obviously trickle down economics at work.,You mean trumped up and trickle down +Proof was discovered way back when with exit polls. Nobody wanted to pay attention though.,Statistical proof doesn't count because math is hard. +"No. Legit. They nerfed and nerfed and nerfed OP until we got to this point where they remove the dunk. While the constant back and forth defense dunks was a huge pain in the ass, it was brought about by lower OP health and respawn timers.","I think Epic have been listening to all the voices saying they are unhappy about how difficult the game is and the incredibly high skill ceiling of some heroes like khaimera and greystone, and made things a bit more manageable you know, because, everyone was calling for it." +"May 22, 1944 Life Magazine Picture of the Week, Arizona war worker writes her Navy boyfriend a thank-you-note for the Jap skull he sent her","Yes, the 1940's, a more simple, clean cut, and moral world." +Antimatter is pretty much the most expensive thing we have here on earth now too.,I thought that was printer ink. +"Fluff request: supercomputer upgrades I need 3-5 generic upgrades for a futuristic supercomputer. I know nothing about supercomputer hardware, and I suspect someone here does. The PC's arcology comes equipped with a powerful computer system by 2037 standards. I need a handful of hardware upgrades for the PC to buy that would increase its power. I'd like them to be realistic for 20 years in the future. This is a fairly narrow question: I'm looking for hardware that the base model of a 2037 supercomputer wouldn't have, but the deluxe model would.",Something... something... quantum computing? +"Yeah, somehow unraveling the nature of being civil will lead to a truly civil society. I'm still not sure how he figures that one.","Well if we stop being so PC we'll all agree to kick all the darkies out, and then when our society is homogeneous and white, we will be nice to each other and happy." +Pretty sure Hitler was a villain in the Captain America comic books.,"Also he is the villain in Kung Fury, using his martial art skills for evil" +"Why would he bring that up at all? It's like the Khan family thing, why is he still talking about this?",Because she was a fatty and Trump had to make sure we all know that being a fatty is a yuge problem. +Space Beavers,Is that snowball? +This is fake. If this was real then we would have seen the universal studios letters stretch around the Earth.,"Of course it's fake, I don't the US, it can't possably be the Earth." +Will We Be Travelling to Vitiates Homeworld of Nathenma in KOTET?,[We'll be going to the planet as some sort of trip through Valkorian's mind when he attempts to control us.] +"Hey, Mr. President, pics or it didn't happen.",Drug matrix ang ipapakita nyan hahahhaa +Barack Obama.,Dats racist. +Im going to go out and say the United States is using Iran as a political/military check to Israel since we cant publicly check Israel. Thats why as Israel has become belligerent we have reduced their funding and helped Iran's economy expand.,they increased the funding because they definitely need it for all their humanitarian efforts +So who is playing that 4chan dude in the movie?,Paul Dano. +"Well if you had electrified your pond with 80,000 volts of high frequency alternating current, like a real american, it would have been a good bit funnier. And a great bit more effective.","I agree, unprovoked murder is the American way!" +"What's wrong with putting money in the pockets of developers? Developers are people. I want them to be successful. And if they're already successful, I want them to be more successful. Why would you wish anything less on a fellow human being? The fact that liberalizing housing policy helps developers and helps housing consumers means it's a win-win.",Yet another Donald Trump post... +"Both of us have to deal with the whole hockey doesn't belong in florida nonsense, which has bonded us.","Confirmed: Florida doesn't even understand *rivalries*, let alone actual hockey" +Washington Post Says Debate Mansplaining,Does this pass as journalism? +Lost,Yeah me too +"To be honest... I really have to say that Holt did as good of a job as he could have. What was he to do, tell Trump to STFU? He called Trump out on things, and gave the man more than enough rope to hang himself with. That incredulous look Holt gave Trump when he was trying to argue that Stop and Frisk was not only completely constitutional, but the best course of action - that really made my night. Seriously... he argued the merits of a particularly racist policy to a black man on national TV. WTF??",He doesn't see race. +So he can fumble the game away again? I'm content with McKinnon at RB for now.,But but but 09 was all Favres fault! +Brady-Manning? Nah son Wentz-Prescott,a new ERA +I would eat the rarest steak covered in chicken fried steak with a side of steak in front of this guy.,"Really original comment, nice job!" +You didn't get dodge-ball inside on rainy days? Dodge-ball was the best.,"Can't play dodgeball any more, its discriminatory towards unathletic kids and promotes violence" +Shh!,He should be stoned for suggesting such a heinous act. +TBS opts not to air Vin Scully's last broadcast to national audience. It'll be Red Sox vs Jays with in progress highlights of Scully,I mean why would they want to associate themselves with such an established career. +"The smoke monster from Lost looks like the way that the Death Eaters would fly through the air. Or, according to all the down votes, it just looked that way to me.","It's not that you are the only one who makes that connection, it's just that it's not completely apparent that that's what you're getting at with your comment above." +and zero 7 playing in 2002.,"LA femme de argent by air at 36 seconds in, great song" +Who the fuck needs a computer on their fridge?,"#shall not be infringed, asshole" +So two new things.,"Ugh, other than totally revamping the game, they did literally nothing" +"How exactly do you know how paedophiles act around children? Looks more like how a wasted asshole acts around children to me. I highly doubt a pedo would try to do anything to someone's kid while in line for food, being filmed and next to their parent. Use your brain.","Yeah, it's not easy being a pedo!" +New tech we're testing out: Chase Dodge Chaining.,um bmg asuri is obviously broken just look at it +A Gender Communication Expert Pronounces Trump the Winner at First Presidential Debate,Down vote - this is a sexist article +"#Bears CB Kyle Fuller is going to Injured Reserve, source said.",And to think he was going to totally save our season. +"Well, he could have at least said sorry. Maybe sent down a nice fruit basket (with no apples) and little sorry for destroying civilization a few times card. That would have been nice.",Does the rainbow mean nothing to you people? +ANDERSON COOPER 360: TRUMPS MOUTH WENT INTO THE FEAR EXPRESSION WHEN ASKED ABOUT TAX RETURNS . ...LOL WHAT?!,"Yeah, he was so scared being asked about them for the 500th time" +35/35/35 strength/defense/resistsnce growth. There's no way I'm *the* best. I'll be a better supporter and you'll be a better fighter,"Yup Plus, I'm not reliant on you for gold and items" +"Don't joke. Way back in my days of being a bench tech at a local mom and pop computer store, some teenage girl brought in her brand spanking new 12 Aluminum PowerBook, with a credit card stuck in the slot loading optical drive. She legitimately thought it was a card reader.","You just have to use debit, it doesn't accept credit yet." +ARREST ME!! K.,I thought we weren't allowed to use firehoses anymore? +14/88 is not racist. It's a white pride thing. But I forgot white people can't be proud becuase that's racist. Only non whites can be proud,yeah because there is nothing racist about a shorthand heil hitler +I bet OP is even going to worship the novelty of his kafir smegma ridden dick as well.,What an intellectual and thought provoking comment +People who play DnD are being brainwashed in to satanic beliefs! Just another thing for idiot suburban middle-class housewives to get upset about,Video games cause violence +"With a scientific poll, like the CNN one, or the YouGov one, or the PPP one, or even the Gravis one Or like, Black Magic, I guess","Oh you mean skewed polls, amiright?" +Game down? Attempting to connect for a few minutes now,I had a blip there for a few minutes... But I just connected now I think. +Narrated by a black american? mother fucker americans did fuck all in world war 1 why is this being narrated by an American,"Americans won us every war, didn't you know?" +The future according to my grandmother,Europe will be a Islamic caliphate with Rome as the capital by 2043 +Here in Minnesota it used to snow like that every winter. Now we only get something like that once every 7 or 8 years or so. But it still gets as cold as before. And now everybody freaks out when we get 3 inches like we're North Carolina or something. School cancellations and hours of weather guy freak outs and the news stations always put the black guy on the overpass to tell us it's snowing on cars.,Thanks Obama +Nah some people deserve it,"Like you, dipshit." +10 team -- Standard scoring QB: Eli Manning WR: Odell Beckham Jr. WR: Doug Baldwin RB: Eddie Lacy RB: LeVeon Bell TE: Rob Gronkowski Flex: Charles Sims Kicker: Chandler Catanzaro DST: Houston Texans BN: Donte Moncrief BN: Arian Foster BN: Dwayne Washington BN: Sammy Watkins BN: Josh Gordon BN: Julius Thomas Dropping Eli for Russell Wilson is a no brainer right? League mate just dropped him -- gonna burn my #7 WW to grab him. Same owner just dropped Seattle D -- I should drop Houston D for them right away right? I'm thinking of putting in a waiver claim for them too.,"Wilson is out for at least three weeks, last I heard." +"He says that ~8% will say they had, which is clearly too low.","Maybe people just don't like to admit they did, so 8% will say they did, but a lot more really did it!" +"can't play custom zombies but i can play custom MP? on Black Ops 3 for example i try to play Devil's Workshop (zm_sick) but it just crashes my game but if i play custom MP for example Shipment remake by ardive it works, if you guys are telling me re-install black ops 3, i'm re-installing as we speak",Go to task manager and end explore.exe +"It's worth noting that this happens to almost every SC2 player and isn't a sign that they're bad or were lucky. There's just a constantly evolving meta and skillset, and players frequently rise up and fall out of the top tier. Even the best players of all time, there's just a few notable exceptions that really held up at the absolute highest levels.",Yes almost every sc2 player runs that deep in GSL at least once before falling off. +"lol...I'm 6'1, 210, and finish triathlons still. I'm also in my 50's, own my house outright, and have a nice investment portfolio, along with a retirement check. Show me ONE thing a woman can do for me, that I can't rent for a couple of hours at a time when I need something.","Love, affection, a family, happiness!" +Missile which shot down flight MH17 over Ukraine in 2014 was brought in from Russian territory - investigators,"No no, Russia has the real proof, they told about in few days back - their 10th or so version already!" +Danny Willett's Brother isn't Going to Make Danny Willett's Week any Easier,Is he the guy that got the green jacket after Spieth lost it? +"manliness Men are defined my what they do, women are defined by what has happened to them. Active vs receptive energy. This sub is filled with 'men' reacting to perceived slights from women, defining themselves by that reaction. I see men who have lost their masculinity, and in trying to find it are actually pushing it further away. I see scared boys who never learned to be men, and in turn never learned how to co exist with women. The internet and its constant reaffirmation to anyone with the most ignorant ideals has created a safe haven to act like a little bitch about things.",You can actively lick my nuts. +Good thing you finished putting up the Christmas lights before that hit!,Maybe just they haven't taken them down yet; it may still be winter there. +Gary Johnson,Because a Libertarian president will be horrible for rich people and big companies +I was think Rwanda or Uganda :) I'll happily serve my German overlord,Take Slovakia and we can unite and rule Europe! +@TBMs: The Mormon church in the BoM fell into regular apostasy and had to be reformed every other generation or so. Why is it so hard to accept that today's Mormon Church could be in apostasy?,Because Peep Stone Joe *said* His church was here to stay forever - unlike that loser Jesus who couldn't even keep his followers from leaving. +"I sold Trump $100,000 worth of pianos. Then he stiffed me.",Well they probably weren't very good pianos +"didn't even make honorable mention. okay USA Today, okay.",Can't be that good of a job if you had to settle for the likes of Tyrone Willingham & Charlie Weis. +"Are there any separatist movements in your country and what are their chances of succeeding? In Austria we don't really have that. Even though we have a couple of minorities (Slovenes, Croats, Hungarians) they are not vocal about breaking from Austria. But I've read that many people from Vorarlberg would want to join Switzerland. They speak an Alemannic dialect and are even geographically more Swiss than Austrian so I would support them if they wanted to go.",We don't have that in Belgium +Candid communication grows on trust,Wow would never have guessed +Dutch news: Joint investigative team confirms that MH17 was shot down by Russian Buk-launcher in separatist-held area near Pervomajsk. The launcher was then returned to Russia.,And you are lynching Negroes! +"TIL - Brigham Young said that Joseph said... every man who lived on the earth was entitled to a seer stone, and should have one, but they are kept from them in consequence of their wickedness. You can't make this stuff up folks. Well... actually... I guess you can. On an unrelated note, I'll be digging in my garden for the rest of the day, if you need me.","No no no, you're *never* going to find one there, you need to look at the bottom of a well." +"It starts normal then the last bit is unnerving as hell. Watch that right shoulder, holy shit.",Yeah that was definitely the most unnerving part of the debate. +Leaked memo: Fox News VP reminds staff online debate polls 'do not meet our editorial standards',The cnn poll which sampled 2x as many dems as republicans is up to editorial standards. +LPT: Stay alive,And your post is making it better. +"I sold Trump $100,000 worth of pianos. Then he stiffed me.",Maybe they weren't up to his standard +Probably got into Trump's stash before the debate. Forgot where he was.,I heard a lot of sniffling. +"After debate, women think less of Trump and better of Clinton",Wait until October when he attacks her about Bill Clinton...that will SURELY win over women voters. +"I thought one of Takahashi's rules were that dark Magician, Blue Eyes, and exotic can not be banned",Exotic? +Goodbye Human Translators - Google Has A Neural Network That is Within Striking Distance of Human-Level Translation,"Will this be ready in the next five months, or do I need to keep studying Japanese?" +"Sounds like you don't like your job. Which is Ok. But if I were your shift leader/manager you would have gotten an ear full from me. Because, this was a guaranteed sale. If a customer is unloading the cart onto your belt the sale is pretty much guaranteed. When you refused to help her she could have just gotten your name, left the store and contacted HR or the owner. If you have any respect for your employer than you should have been willing to spend the extra 10 minutes to guarantee a satisfied customer. This is the difference between someone who gets a good review and someone who gets a needs improvement. I know it sucks having to spend an extra few minutes doing your job, but it's your job. If you don't like it than you should look for a new one. Not everyone is cut out for customer service.",Because retail workers are robots who only live to serve the store right? +Early warning for update - COUNTER-STRIKE: GLOBAL OFFENSIVE - 9/28/16 5:58 PM CDT,hopefully we'll finally get the new ak sounds +"You gotta put your finger on the medal, and then move to towards the right ^^kek",no you have to swipe to the UPPER RIGHT! +does not take much gymnastics. only needs you to make the leap to mentally ill can not have guns to anyone suspected of being mentally ill can not have guns. then suddenly being submitted for mental eval might be enough. scary thought.,"Hey, hey, hey now, they don't wanna take your guns, they just wanna see if should be able to have the guns at all in the first place, and then say you can't have the guns and offer to dispose of them for you." +I took me 51 Mythic + dungeons to get my first legendary and then the following happened on the 52 run,RNG is RNG +r/thathappened,r/nothingeverhappens +"Check the post history, this guy is either a troll or a massive douche.","I dunno, by his username he is *clearly* very concerned about his respiratory health!" +"I have fire fang/bulldoze on a 1700 CP Arcanine, Spent way more than 300 thinking bulldoze was alright.",It counters those rock pokemon which is strong against you real well! +"Corollary: If you do, and someone calls you out on it, don't be a double-down-dick.",WEW HOW DARE YOU POINT OUT MY OBVIOUS SHTITY BEHAVIOR YOU ARE THE REAL EVIL HERE +"You're glossing over HOW the response was framed. Very much a 'This is the way you do it, you're doing it wrong'. THAT is why the downvotes, but thanks for playing along.","Yeah, OP really took offense..." +Almost perfect loop,Yeah...but they're definitely real +I took me 51 Mythic + dungeons to get my first legendary and then the following happened on the 52 run,Working as intended. +Conor's fans have completely took over this sub. Hilarious strawman though. 10/10. Conor is the victim guys.,"No, the guy who got knocked out in record breaking title fight time, pulled out of a highly promoted fight and refused several rematches is the victim." +Meh. Play to have fun.... but at least try ;),Filthy casual +"Printer paper doesn't necessarily have any anti-static properties, does it?",I heard earthbounds franklin badge is made from printer paper +"If this is true, it will not only hurt him voter wise ( Cuban Americans will hear of this) but it gives even more fuel for Clinton to use. Not to mention the possibility of being sent to federal prison.",LOCK HIM UP +It reminds me of the star wars kid,You mean that planet with the small Chewbukkas? +That's fine. The court of public opinion has no such statute.,lol yeah I'm sure this will be the one that takes him down +"Except people on cringe are clowning on GJ, not voting for him.","If you felt a slight gust of air as you were typing this, that was his comment going over your head." +"FBI: Three Times More Americans Stabbed To Death In 2015 Than Killed By Rifles, Shotguns Combined",better pull a UK and go after those assault knives....before they jump off the table and kill everyone. +Old World craftsmanship: 1911 edition,Probably still more reliable than a regular 1911 +Enough with all the religious talk. Can we just have a nice plain unbiased conversation up in this bitch?,"fuck no, your cis-plat trans neutral gender queer comments have no room, check your privillage, MAGA" +"It's not worth it at all on Gearing since it already turns so fast, you're better off keeping concealment",Oh dear +Vettel arrives at the circuit in style,"Just his company car, no big deal." +That's pretty fucked up. I dont know if one year would cut it for people like this.,I'm sure their psychopathic tendencies pose no risk to the humans that they'll encounter in the future. +And what does it mean?,The denial of breasts. +"They hear stories of him stiffing a couple of contractors and think good for him, the guy probably deserved it. Not realizing that he has done it several, several times. Seems like there's more and more contractors, a lot of them with great reputations, speaking out against him lately, too.","More precisely, the people who think the contractors deserved it would rather believe that the contractor is a Democratic stooge or planted by Hillary and they made up the story to discredit Trump than the alternative that the contractors are honest, hard-working Americans who are (probably) telling the truth." +Chicago-area doctor puts cat saliva in vaccines,At least cat saliva is all natural and contains no chemicals. +people really like that combo....dont they?,No we absolutely hate it. +"Gee, don't you think overusing the brakes may have caused this?",Obviously caused by vaping. +"Donald Trump: Some people when they have pressure eat too much. Like me. Like Alicia Yea, CNN, you might want to see if you can hire Combetta out to bleachbit that article. Seems like the only one attacking Miss Piggy is Miss Moose [hahahahaha]",but but but the MSM said Donald was the monster and cnn was the good guy +The other half were doing radio.,"It's ok, the radio people were only abusing the interns" +"Yeah, it's exactly like Will said. It's also hard to be super upset at people, because they don't understand what it feels like at all. They also don't really get how fucked up a sentiment it is.",Men don't have feelings get outta here with that gay shit +Athletics plus seven?!?! It's a tree,Trees are strong bruh. +Meh,"Get out of here with your understated contours, responsible and smooth riding suspension system, aiming towards an older and more refined demographic." +black people being killed off for no reason.,You're thinking of the news. +Soo Servers? lawls? bets?,The quality of the product is astounding +A shooter game where the main feature is broken SHOOTING Goodjob Daybreak xD Cmon fanboys come tell the game is not broken,This game is very polished and has amazing features. +HP apologises for ink-blocking update - BBC News,"In completely unrelated news, the marketing guy from Keurig was fired from HP." +"Let's face it, anyone who repeatedly posts juvenile nonsense like Shitlery or (or cuck, as he does in other posts) isn't really someone worth listening to. And yes, the same holds true when it comes to people who use foul nicknames for Trump. It's childish and tells you a lot about what that person has to offer: and what they have to offer is nothing.",But this is r/uncensorednews so fall in line you shill +Donald Trump called a Philadelphia reporter the C-word after her story on his Atlantic City deals,OH NO NOT THE C WORD +Don't send your tournament to Iran. Simple.,But then we can't advance the narrative that mainstream islam is not extremist. +People Actually Stopped Watching Porn During The First Presidential Debate,"Or rather, millions turned off the regular porn for an epic ninety-minute femdom feature." +You were downvoted for answering someone's question?,for not being an awesome nature photographer and doing the work himself +I like that the pay out for treasure chests start at 3 wins. Makes it even a casual player might have a chance at getting one,"Now in the friendly league, instead of prize packs you can open 24 cards of draft chaff!" +Posted to local PD's post about a gun buy back program,Legendary soon-to-not-be FFL +bought 4000 dreamleaf expecting vantus runes to sell this week. #RIPInscription,may still be able to salvage some profits with DMF cards with the fair coming back next week +"Like Princess Peach beside you? Or do you prefer Toad in there with you, saying your princess is in another shower?","Yes, that is EXACTLY what I think about" +lol,"Yes, this post was so funny......" +1990,dang that's cheap +Why couldn't LaFell do that last year?,You didn't have the GOAT throwing to him +love how u guys are on a first name basis,(((Nate Styrofoam))) +Team USA has lost the world cup,yeah... a week ago... +Just the historically recent massive death toll and reoccuring injuries from field mines plus birthdefects directly from US involvement leaves me surprised,"Because gulags, labor camps, and mass graves are so much better" +"I'm not crazy about Clinton, but every time I see a black person at a Trump rally I sorta shake my head in amazement. r/BlackPeopleTwitter",How dare a minority think contrary to the way I think they should! +"Wife asked me to get our son ready for pajama party, I think I did a fine job",You made his face look like a Japanese persons genitals. +(SPOILER) He has returned to NXT!,They'll let any ol drifter into the Performance Center these days +OP was dick-in-his-ass close to that fucking guy. That should be hit regardless of whether he moved or not.,I think he forgot a little +"Irelia currently in worlds Just a quick update, for those who want to see pro irelia gameplay, check out worlds (ITZ vs. EDG; Irelia vs. Gnar)",went really well +"It's a hypothesis derived not from the direct forcing of CO2, but of the amplication feedback effects from that initial warming of extra CO2 in the atmosphere. An example would be albedo reduction. When light from the sun enters the atmosphere, CO2 doesn't interact with most of it. That light hits the land / water and warms it. The Earth then radiates that heat away through blackbody radiation. This is in the infrared spectrum. CO2 does interact with IR radiation, absorbing it and reradiating some of that energy back out. In random directions. Some back to space, but some back to Earth (where without CO2 it would all go right to space). That's the basic theory of greenhouse gases, well understood. The amplification effect from albedo is where a reflective surface bounces that initial sunlight away from Earth before being absorbed. At the same wavelengths it came in at, so CO2 doesn't trap it. The most common source of albedo is ice. More warming = less ice = more warming = less ice, etc etc. The good news is while there are many positive amplifications, the net of feedbacks is unclear, because there are negative feedbacks too that diminish the overall warming. The most critical is the exponential of blackbody radiation. As temperature increases, the amount of heat radiated away increases by a factor of 4. So if the Earth warms up, it'll push more energy out. Without that physical reality, we'd be screwed. The crux of this whole issue is we really don't know exactly how much warming we will get from the extra CO2 we've added to the atmosphere. Without feedbacks the IPCC states that warming directly from CO2 doubling in the atmosphere is about 1 degree celcius globally. The IPCC states the likelihood is the net of feedbacks is positive, but the range is very broad. Between 1.5C to 4.5C of total warming is possible. The high end of that range would be really bad, the middle range would be problematic but adaptable, and the low end would yield little consequence. Of course, even the effects of the warming we aren't sure we'll get are uncertain. That's the main problem with how climate change is discussed in science and most predominantly the media, everything is stated as a certainty. No discussion of the uncertainties, vagueries and probabilities of anything. That is misleading by omission. The best bet for any of us is to remain calm and do our best to adapt to whatever happens, good, ugly or catastrophic, it's coming. We're humans. We're good at survival. In fact, we're the best species in the universe at it. (That we know of).",So ... what I'm hearing is that we are all going to die because corporations are greedy. +"Yeah. the more you think about the past, the more you realize how crap it was.",# #MakeAmericaGreatAgain +Come to SIngapore and get paid twice that.,Oi dont steal our workers +Okay Malaysians. I am sick and tired of your confusion of the word 'slang'. It is not synonymous with 'accent' for fucks sake.,Why r u imposing ur rules on me? +"Is Zarya OP as hell? Is it just me or do most of you guys think Zarya is super OP in the right hands? She has a crazy amount of shield/health and once she gets going with energy, it seems like she tops the charts in damage as well? Are you guys seeing the same in your games too?","We did it, Reddit!" +someone has a different point of view then me!!! impossible!!!!!,"Not impossible, it's just that anyone that has views that arent exactly the same as mine are obviously racist, sexist, and mentally challenged." +[](//#nicememe) ~~7.8/10 closer to Charla than Sirius~~,Not our pure priestess pls +He gets this way about every 4 years. It lasts through the first week of November.,I wonder why +9 weeks ago I could barely run to the end of my street. This program WORKS. You can do it too!,Great job! +"End of September Premium Gala/Legend Fes and new Characters (SSR Juliet, SR Dante, R Cordelia)",So does SR Dante have a Cross Fate with Sen? +"50k offer $500 - 10k miles $1,000 total - 15k miles $2,500 total - 25k miles",Well the $500 is the best deal... +GOP Blocks Probes Into Trump-Russia Ties,"Yeah, better go investigate Benghazi again.... I'm sure you'll turn up something this time!" +Are you the real papa Josh?,"Actually, I'm the fake one" +President Obama to Honor 2016 Stanley Cup Champion Pittsburgh Penguins at the White House on October 6th,Can you imagine next year when President Donald Trump will honor the 2017 Stanley Cup Champions? +Born in late 70s and life better now than it was in 1990s. The different now is people hooked to thier phones all day. I do miss old black and white tv and vhs tapes movie rentals had to get by with instead of Netflix.,"Yes, we do enjoy our idle entertainment more than home ownership, financial stability, and the hope of retiring one day." +Pakistan on a spit,Couldn't have happened to a nicer country. +I too like George Carlin :),Who? +"Excuses for not giving evidence Hello, Recently someone asked me to provide evidence that I will believe when presented with evidence. Yes, I know this sounds ridiculous but this person was intent on this, and it was his excuse for not giving evidence for the existence of God. So, I just want to know what sensible response I can give, considering the person will not be convinced that his excuse is ridiculous just by calling him out.",Tell him to give the best evidence that he knows of. +Is there a reason we shouldn't be salty?,Because the fans of the winning team say so! +Women cant be sexist!,The oppressed can't oppress the oppressor. +"Here's the thing, Satan wasn't lying to Eve. He was telling her the truth that if she ate the fruit she would gain knowledge. God was the one lying saying that if she ate it, she would die that day. So who are we supposed to believe?",God was talking about spiritual death obviously. +I also think he forgot about the GI bill,Everybody knows publicly funded education just makes the economy explode as mooches get art degrees anyways. +wtf did you do!?,Wat +Does anybody else think its kind of insane that the FDA has to approve this sort of thing?,Its obviously a a drug and it lets him walk around to find food. +It's not an empty threat. Last time they flew planes into our buildings.,Yeah but now we can sue them for the damages! +"There's also no remedy for it. I mean, what are we going to ask for, reparations?",Vote! +I agree. At least give us the option of seeing the speed limit without seeing the speedometer. It is also annoying as hell to see the speed color change to red when it is the same speed as the limit as well.,"yes, red on dark gray no less, the most visible color combo I can think of" +Top 5 Theories on Who the KOTET Robed Figure Is,[it's either valkorian/vit or his dad] +What?,sorry I dropped this +"Being vegan is 100% a choice, but being fat is much more complicated to say the least. Sure, there's a lifestyle component, but genetics play a larger part than most people admit. This comparison makes no sense at all except on the basic level of people can be real assholes sometimes see examples here and here",is vegan-shaming the new not turning on your turn signal? +"Heard rumors of it in mine, like kids doing it as a joke. Honestly just seems like a good way for some dumbass to get a couple of extra holes in their body trying to be the next YouTube hit.","Yeah, the person dressing up as a clown is the dumbass, not the person shooting a clown for being a clown." +You should check out ant plants!,Some ant plants will grow in comparable environments to Nepenthes! +You don't need a psych degree to spot insecurity in the same way you don't need a medical degree to spot an asshole; they tend to make themselves known.,"Oh how clever you are, I almost didn't get you calling me an asshole" +Potential new episodes in October?,The steven portion of the special is just the last 10 minutes of bismuth. +This was amazing,You ruined it for everybody! +"Impact will destroy Duke in lane, quote me on this in the post-match thread.",TIL destroy means they go even at 10 and 15 minutes. +Wow... poor kid. I can't help but wonder what the real world has in store for him.,"Don't worry, he's perfect for middle management at some large company." +Motorcyclist Doing Wheelie Dies,At least he looked cool going out. +"Many of them don't know what it's like to have limited funds. They have no idea how to run a business. In their minds, if a business owner sells a widget for $X, that's all profit. With that mindset, it's easy to raise taxes and fees on businesses, because it's not that much.",This is definitely not a massive generalization that contains little evidence to back up what it asserts. +Why do you need so many Roc's? Seems a little overboard,You forgot to end that with a +Why don't you guys just stop cheating?,Because cheating and thus getting kicked from every lobby is just plain fun! +He already dipped his toe in that pool when he posted the Star of David/Hillary picture not too long ago.,"Uh, I think you mean the sheriffs star/default image in MS word." +Glad to see this comments section isn't a total shitshow.,"Here, I think you dropped this:" +"Nice hotel room, cocaine, and high priced hookers","I'll get my own hotel room- with booze, and hookers!" +Then the experience may as well not exist,You can (not) exist +"I mean, he didn't really specify the currency..",Must be USD then +"Men are suffering more from sexism, Ann Widdecombe claims",This from someone who left the Anglican Church because it allowed the ordination of women. +But can it send SMS?,Yes you just need *another* messaging app. +Egyptian MP Calls for Mandatory Virginity Tests for Admittance of Women to Universities,"Might as well impose anal cavity tests to check if all men are straight, and how about one for the Egyptian MP." +"No. 2 + 1/2 + 1/2. If residing in apartment , how do you plan to charge?",Credit card pls. +Thanks Gov Jerry Brown,but his aura smiles and never frowns! +There's gotta be a Godwin's law for gun control,"What makes you think guns are like Hitler, you liberal scum?" +God remember when Washington beat Stanford by like 38 points,"no, when was that?" +SHC went from relegations to top3 team while LS coached...,Yes that proves LS is not shit! +"Can we have an option to always hear Shaper voice when we enter the map, not just on first entry ? I just love those entry voice.",I definitely need to hear him 200 times a day +"Number of children in poverty increased by 250,000 under Conservatives, figures show",Brexit will fix it. +It really puts things in perspective thinking about Felicity and then considering the things about Dany that annoy me. Dany would wipe the floor with her.,"Felicity would hack her dragons though, I'm not sure, I think Felicity could 5/10 her." +"Republican Official: Don't Raise The Minimum Wage, Because Workers Will Spend It On Heroin",Well it's hard to argue with that logic. +"Superman Prime, he lives in the sun and gives powers to all his descendants. That's pretty fucking powerful.",and to dead people as well +Pysonix pls . . .,Guh... aim for the middle of the goal and stop bitching +How much work will Jamaal Charles get Sun night at Pitt? @numberFire reports starting RBs making debut in Week 4 have averaged 7.9 carries.,Fuck better sit bell if he's only going to get 8 touches +Do you want to start world war 3? Because that's how you start WW3...,"Good point, we better protect ISIS to prevent WW3" +Maybe you stop promoting terrorism then.,"Tale a look in the mirror jackass, Americans make Saudi terrorist funding look like child's play." +Dude. I don't want to play it on KLD let alone all of magic. Do I have to make all my edh decks energy decks going forward if I want to use new cards? Every cube has to have an energy component? That sucks. Most of the energy cards function as a clunky version of another card. I want slick and smart not extra for the sake of extra.,"Yeah, just like every cube and edh deck needs slivers and arcane spells!" +Hillary Clinton on the Issues: (part 13) - Health Care,"But remember, both candidates are exactly the same and Hillary is practically a neocon." +"That's how I see it. Horrific? Absolutely. Necessary? Well, the context was our country is going to be destroyed by genocidal regimes run by racial-supremacist dictators from both sides if we don't do something very drastic very quickly so I certainly think it was necessary.",Germany had already surrendered by the time the bombs dropped and Japan was essentially defeated so that theory doesn't really hold up. +"Not a secret or anything, but my great grandmother survived the Armenian genocide at some point by playing dead and hiding under dead bodies.",But the Turks say that didn't happen! +is corey price playing tomorrow for the habs?,No Corey's taking some time off +Just getting rid of the waterbottles after their empty would cleanup a lot of space.,Whose empty? +Client spilled curry on laptop,"Great, now they are even outsourcing clients." +at no point did anyone just take a dollar out of their pocket and just pay for the damn thing.,"It's not about the money, it's the principle!" +Proud neckbeard gets Trump forehead tattoo,I'm sure he can look forward to a long successful career as a working professional. +Unofficial Game Thread: Toronto Raptors vs Golden State Warriors - 7:30PM EST Preseason game 1 No game thread for preseason?,Is Ross slimmer this season as a backup 2 so Norm can play the backup 3? +Fallen shooting a dove,wow dude he must hacks +Too many people watching Luke Cage? Netflix is down.,"Well at least it went down on the weekend when nobody would be watching so, there's that." +Explain this Sweden,"oh no, a book about pooh, the utter horror" +...nothing could FAZE me...,"OMG, Mandela effect!" +"fuck guys, what could she possibly mean by that?",dude just ask her out in person don't do it over text +"Using Outbreak Prime on the Raid makes me wish shanks had a crit spot just a little more Seriously what the heck, One of the MVP cannon fodder enemies isn't really as fun to use the raid exotic on because they're too weak to proc its primary perk, and don't have a crit spot for the secondary perk.","Can't abuse the raid exotic on one enemy, literally garbage tier, thanks bungie" +"that's what used to happen alot with unions, when the mafia was a lot more powerful. Just take out your enemies. Now we sue.",The good ol' days. +Mullet-wearing man bashing the unholy Magic game,SPIRITS ENTER ME! +haha the excuses again. el classico,yeah dlift with the excuses for such an abysmal 2-1 performance in one of the hardest groups of the tournaments tieing with two other teams for first +I have seen this story told many times in forums and reddit.but rarely do I see indian girls with firangs.,You're not looking in the right places +Another one for the hall of fame bois,1m points and only diamond? +I love the guy who reads out all these sponsors and stuff on One HD,Not even HD anymore :( Shame they didn't put the race on the main channel in HD... +Uncharted 2 Rated Teen. Mass Effect 2 rated Mature. Guess why?,Because Jews? +United Airlines passenger told to switch seats as Pakistani man 'did not want to sit next to woman',Just remember folks there's no compulsion in religion. +wouldn't they go bad!,Ramen lasts forever. +austrian national flag,Nah mate +How did Hillary make millions without having a real job?,"Today I learned that lawyer, author, senator, and Secretary of State are not real jobs." +Yup. A dude that bangs supermodels and can have any woman he wants is going to rape a little kid. This sounds totally true and not at all fabricated. Talk about grasping at straws. This subreddit is a joke.,You dropped this: +"Cruise showed what not to do: Glitches, clear invisible walls, no close range engagements, 3 chokepoints, places looking like you could jump out of the map, bad cover, and nothing creative. It was good looking, but the playable area was dull with alot of running time to get anywhere.",It was a dream to get smg kills on this stupid map +There is literally an amendment to the Constitution (the 16th) that explicitly makes having an income tax legal.,"Nah bro, if it wasn't in the original document it clearly doesn't count" +We talking rs3 or osrs here.,Nobody talks about rs3 +I sry,no +failing at nytimes?,Isn't that how kids talk these days? +"TIL On Japanese island Yakushima, macaque monkeys are known to ride deer for transportation, and in return they groom deer and share food with them",Nuclear radiation does amazing things +You were walking within the containment of the Atmoway.,eh what? +"Two Cowboys in the top 10 , I like that, especially number 1.","Just wait until the end of the season, and Zeke will be up there too" +Why are there so many confirmed sightings of aliens in Finland?,Something something nothing better to do. +How am I being an asshole?,"To be fair, with a username like that..." +9 keys Offers Write your offers below,Dark Matter trail? +Official Game Thread: Oakland Raiders (2-1) at Baltimore Ravens (3-0) ...,CUT HESTER +Why did we throw to Cole Wick deep,Because he's an unprecedented deep threat +I would love for them to take a shot with julio,Would that even work today? +"Jesus christ, this sub thinks everything is bm. Well Played at the end of the game is not bm.","Yes, when I'm at 18 life but PUZYSLYR emotes well played 12 times because Yogg just cleared my board and cast CotW for him, it's definetely not BM." +"I was just saying this in r/NFL. He just hasn't been the same this season, I think the Denver game hurt him more than people expected. I wouldn't be surprised if he sat until after the bye.","Glad there weren't any helemt-to-helmet hits in that Denver game, they might have really hurt him..." +"I have a strange feeling they want to completely turn off CV players. They could at least assign xp and credits according to damage done. If you break 100k dmg, you should get the same xp as any ship that does the same. Its ridiculous how after a game with almost 200k dmg, you didnt even break 2k base xp.",Might as well add submarines since they are just as hated eh? +Yeah but the Rams have beaten better teams.,Just one team with a winning record tho +Mike Pence Tells Wrongfully Convicted Man He Won't Act On Pardon Request,That's very Christian and fiscally conservative of him. +Yeah or just make it about modern day cops and mock police brutality and stuff.,Police Academy: Accidental Discharge in Harlem +"OP, you forgot the biggest thing of all! A 4.2Ghz Quad Core needs to be listed as QuadCore 4 x 4.2Ghz = 16.8Ghz....",amd fx 8350 is 8 cores at 4 ghz so i have 32 ghz dont see why people think intel is better +"My good friend passed away, he almost made it to 4 years old. Good bye GTX 560ti =(","i cant play games on my 650, so thats going to last a while" +"If you could go back in time to any historical event invisibly, only to witness and not change anything, when would you go?",The 1500s to witness the Tudor monarchy. +"Very little, just helped Jamestown actually survive and not die. Not a big deal.","Yes, because this is absolutely irrefutably true, and gee, American history **is** world history." +"Exactly. To add to this, I currently have braces and my orthodontist has prescribed me medicine with extra fluoride because the amount of fluoride in tap water and normal toothpaste isn't enough when you have such an increased chance of cavities with braces. For some reason I'm inclined to believe that medical professionals know more about fluoride than people on the Internet that think it causes cancer/autism",but it is a CHEMICAL +The age old problem,I have a ground breaking suggestion: Stay the fuck away from deserted islands. +"These are called stingy, they're usually in bathrooms that also have only 1 roll in the 5 roll TP dispenser and the motion detector hand towel set to only dispense 3 inches with a 10 second cooldown.",But what does it have to do with stings? +A lesbian out to imprison men because she's apparently already had 200 killed.,KILLARY KLINTON STRIKES AGAIN. +Western wars have killed four million Muslims since 1990,But what about human rights abuses in Russia? +"No worries, I got your back",Ladders should always have wheels +Teammates celebrating the 1-2. I think it says a lot about team dynamics at Red Bull.,ITT: But they are not competing for WDC. +"Dks should be able to wraith walk while dead Shamans can spirit wolf while dead, monks can spirit roll, why can't dks use the most fitting ability in the spirit world?",Because we would like to actually be able to reach our corpse someday. +"Snowflakes have 6 sides, not 8.",Sheep also have legs thicker than a line....... +I second that!,And my axe! +"The other benefit is if you like winter, boy have they got you covered. 40mph winds at -20F, huge 5 foot snow drifts in your driveway, horribly slow plow service and its so cold that salt does nothing.",All that snow must be great for snowboarding! +"Personally, I think making the rare stuff random drops is fine. Makes it that much cooler when you finally get one. Of course, I'm not a crazy person who'll actually spend money on loot boxes","Its hardly special or cool though, when 95% of people who get it, do so because they have vastly more money to throw away than the vast majority of players." +What do you mean by people who have never heard the name Gary Johnson?,"Black people who smoke dope are too ignorant to know a third party candidate's name, I guess." +What do the people in /the_donald think about this I wonder?,That woman had it coming +You haven't described anything that is more than tedious at best. Physically demanding and dangerous? Nope.,Cause every man has a physically demanding and dangerous job +You gotta be fucking kidding me linking this piece of shit on this subreddit.,but Ethan is in the title +"What effect would you like to see in the next Reno Jackson? As in a legendary that requires you to have only one copy of each card in your deck. Would you like a defensive effect like current Reno, or a more offensive ability that puts your opponent on a clock?","If you have played no more than one copy of a card this game, add a copy of each to your deck." +"No mentions of Gnar in the comments? Teemo doesn't have ears like that, or a skull belt...","Teemo also doesn't have a staff, horns, or a crown but hey that's the point of a skin." +Is Wu's name not written in pinyin?,Just pointing out it sounds nothing like what you think it is... +He's having an incredible year so far. He's like OSU's Jabril Peppers- plays just about any position (except for defense).,That... and he's not overrated +"Most cars use them, it's just an electro magnetic and a spring....",A lot of airplanes (piston ones) use the same style as well! +As an EU fan I know that we won't get out of groups but I hope we can make sure that TSM and CLG won't get out of groups :),Oh my god the salt +Let's get them to adopt metric while we're at it.,"watch it, commie" +What is a Y.O.? The term y.o. gets used a couple times in the show. What does it stand for?,"Don't recall hearing that, do you have an episode example or a character that said it?" +Hi CTR Shills! Does it feel good undermining your own democracy?,Yeah obviously she used $6 million to hire +5k people to vote and post on reddit for 5 months straight for a whooping 66 cents per hour +"It is real third wave feminism. Third wave feminism blows donkey dick. Honestly feminism needs to pivot, in America and most western countries feminism is more at a maintenance program at this point. I look at it like an obese person who dieted down to their normal BMI but is continuing to diet as if they have weight to lose, now they are becoming anorexic and developing body dysmorphia by pushing a bunch of non-issues instead of trying to create a sustainable program. Really what would be a good place for feminism to go would be to put pressure on the foreign countries that still subjugate their women, countries were women can't vote, get acid thrown in their face, can't go out without a family member male at their side, get genital mutilation, etc. On top of that feminism needs to work on creating more female role-models in the media that aren't all about fashion, dieting, and having a nice booty. Its not a bad thing to like those things, but lets be real there aren't nearly enough women involved in politics, science, literature, or art that get recognition in media or are propped up as strong women to look up to. All these little girls looking up to Kim Kardashian is doing more to hurt feminism than any fat hate can ever do.",Yeah sorry I was +Grandma went too far with this one. Leave poor Yoda out of this!,Because banning all Muslims from entering the United States and wanting to build a giant-ass wall across the Mexico border has nothing to do with fear. +"Oh well that settles it, this guy thinks it's fake. Pack it up everyone!","Because people normally sit up high filming a roadway for no reason, perfectly frame the car of interest and follow it with no hesitation when something strange happens." +They dont seem to hate EU players they worship Bjergsen like a god,No he's american now remember? +"Agreed. Typical freeze mage win condition: Alexstraza your face, next turn fireball fireball frostbolt.",So much fun +"Hackers Infect Army of Cameras, DVRs for Massive Internet Attacks",Isn't the Internet of Things wonderful? +"Doesn't change the fact that when you face her with any other hero, she is the most annoying, anti-fun character in the game. She's too good at everything for a defense hero, and that's coupled with the freezing bullshit.",that's why all the pro teams use her +"Jesus Christ. Do people writing these articles know that someone is going to win and someone is going to lose - and we are still going to have to live with the people that voted on the opposite side? I urge everyone not to judge someone on a personal level to the point of alienating or writing them off based solely on their support of a candidate. Not everyone supporting Trump is a deplorable. Just because people support him doesn't mean you write them off. Now if they are truly racist, xenophobic, sexist, etc. - write them off. Don't do it solely because of who they choose to vote for.","I don't know, dude, I've been looking for a reason to keep the in-laws away this Thanksgiving." +American Circumcision Documentary Film has Launched its Kickstarter!! - Please Consider Donating Towards This Incredibly Important Movie!!,What's it about? +Walking animatronics in 1987? Is this a universe where Einstein was secretly immortal?,Its the same universe as Black Ops. +Hillary takes a shit. Washington Examiner: Hillary Clinton caught releasing millions of deadly bacterial pathogens into public sanitation system.,and WAPO proudly proclaims that Hillary's Shit Doesn't Stink (and all the polls prove it.) +Thin shaming doesn't exist because it was invented to silence fat people!,"Just like Misandry doesn't exist because it is used to attack feminists, or racism doesn't exist because its used to attack white people" +"The leadership tried to appeal to Hispanics after the 2012 election. It was a major theme for them for a little while. The problem is the base had none of it. That's why they aren't courting Hispanics, Republican voters don't want to be in the same party as Hispanics. Not all Republican voters think this way, but enough of them do to scare the leadership into following.",Trying to court Hispanics is racist towards white people! +"Blade vortex power charge on crit: spell echo vs crit chance? Using blade vortex as a power charge generator with power charge on crit, inc duration, and i cant decide if spell echo or inc crit chance gem is better for charge generation. Don't have exact stats cause im at work but the crit chance for blade vortex is ~52% without inc crit gem and i'm having trouble telling any kind of difference. Does anyone have more details or opinions on this?","Lol, not having a pair of Skyforths." +Todd Gurley is first RB in NFL history with 80+ carries in his team's first 4 games and YPC under 2.75 (2.63).,Trent Richardson 2.0! +UPI/CVoter poll: Donald Trump leads Hillary Clinton by 6 points,Scientific polls are lies! +Deceased/deadbeat parents or abandoned,"Thanks, I had no idea they weren't actually her mom/dad/grandma all rolled into 1." +Doesn't get you up that volcano though.,Apply more w then +"Askreddit r/Overwatch edition: Why do YOU not switch hero when you see that the current setup is not working out? Players who play genji or widow in competitive and refuse to switch even when the pick does not work out, what is your thought process?",I would switch out to do my DPS's job but then we wouldn't have a healer so yeah..... +What is something you are surprised you haven't done/tried yet? (NSFW),Upvoted this post. +"Where is Goten? I haven't been updated in the new episodes, but does Goten even show up in those?",Destroying Trunks' timeline alongside Zamasu... +At first i thought this was a tattoo on someones ass...i need a break from reddit.,plot twist its really a hairy ass +"Bad for me, cus since I live in the middle of nowhere, the closest clothing store is like an hour away or so.",Go for a jog lol +"SyFy could fuck up a great premise, and this... is not a great premise.","I dunno, every time I see Superman in a movie or comic, I can't stop wondering what his grandfather was up to before Krypton blew up." +Melissa Jones in The Butterfly Effect,The ButteryNipples Effect. +"No, she's selfish, she's willing to sacrifice the child for her own comfort.","Oh, no, much better that she irreparably ruin her body and life for a worthless fetus." +"how is this controlled though? Is it just a coincidence that STR has relatively strong aero, just like adrian newey's RBR?",James Key is very good. +at this point what difference does it make?,tougher for her to win the Nobel piece prize +She is freaking adorable.,So is the child +"Yamaha really likes their job menus. Both the RM1x and QX3 have their functions organized that way (although the RM1x is considerably more advanced and user-friendly.) A word of caution to OP: if you're using Reaper, you'll probably run into sync problems when recording. Maybe things have improved since I tested it, but it did not play nicely with hardware sequencers.",I've never had any problems syncing stuff to Reaper... +"_sigh_ Almost 6 months into my first job since I've graduated and I'm not exactly happy. The job itself isn't too bad; pay ain't bad, hours ain't bad, the work involved isn't too boring, etc. But I can't shake the fact that it isn't exactly _fulfilling_. It's a very first-world problem, but knowing that doesn't make me any happier. School wasn't exactly a bed of roses either. There were many bouts of depressing times throughout, mainly due to not finding pleasure/motivation/inspiration in the field of studies and not wanting to waste my dad's money. It was a struggle but I somehow graduated with good grades, so there's that. While I do appreciate all the things that have been given to me in life which many others may not have, I still feel utterly miserable. Any advice apart from suck it up and look at the people that have it worse than you?","Jual tudung and whitening cream, instant millionaire" +"Almost every piece of tolerance and progress: Women's rights, social safety nets, gay rights, child labor laws, worker's rights, environmental protection, the scientific method, .... were developed in EUROPE and perhaps refined in the US.",but my special snowflake culture was ruined by white people +Ryu's such a grump,*Ken's not so grump* +"Historic LIVE COVERAGE Of The Wikileaks Press Conference - BERLIN, Germany",Trump and Trumpkins just got BTFO. +I only use that if I know the Vogons are going to destroy the Earth. :),"When the end of the world comes, I'll be kicking back with a glass of single malt and some Vogon poetry." +My reaction when my guild mate got 2 legendaries in 2 hours,Racist-ass frog. +I had to pay $39.35 to hold my baby after he was born.,Thanks Obama. +"To some degree , Roger Stone verified that there would be a leak with this.","Verified, lied... same diff..." +"Fix the internet Here is a short one from this morning. I work in a company that does IT support for Microsoft products. So most people in the company are IT oriented people. This morning there was an internet problem at the office, and most of the employees called me (I am the administrator of our network) to tell me about it as i was out of the office. As soon as i came in, they started pressuring me, and saying that they cannot work. So after i do my troubleshooting, i find that the issue is with the ISP. I call them and confirm they have a problem on their side. I make sure to inform everyone that the issue is out of our hands. Even after this, every 2 or 3 minutes, someone comes to me to shout that the internet is not working. Had 3 coming while writing this post. All this and i still didn't have my coffee.",It's IT therefore it's your fault +"And the US, or the US public, has still not learned how regimechanging countries is not done because these regimes are hitleresqe? It is done because of national interests and I am astonished that people still support this and think the US is the Police.","Obama is the president now, he can't do nothing of wrong as Bush did it." +This doesn't make much sense at all. Using a mob's drops to make the structure that houses it is not realistic.,Where does a gingerbread man live? +"If an AI took over and governed our society and we allowed it, what would it be called? An Automatacy? Autocracy is already taken and Terminatoracy is too long.",I'm stickin' with Synthocracy until my new AI overlord tells me otherwise +Not all humans live under the yoke of the Imperium,"The Emperor is the one true ruler of *all* humans, heretic!" +My mom and dad suck ass at saving money. I got them beat on that front.,Is that because they are still paying all your bills? +"Not they- more than likely he, as in one dude of the billions that would like you to believe his narrative of the religion instead of Osama's or ISIS's or the Taliban's or the next hydra to be casted in the Muslim mayhem movie.","Mmhmm, because there's only one Muslim in the world who believes in peace, and every Christian except one or two follows Westboro Baptist's hate teachings." +"I've just received my Xbox One from a giveaway, what should i do with it?",Step 1 is to TAKE THE FUCKING HDMI STICKER OFF OF IT. +"Exaxtly, I'd love the chaos, it will at least feel like new content and not the same 5 questions over and over again.",Do I need specific headphones for 3D audio? +Meltzer: WWE in very serious talks with Bill Goldberg. Deal may already he done. On newest WOR. Coversation starts about 12:40,Well Strauman asked for some competition. +Came across this cool shift knob!,So does it make sure you always miss the gear you want? +What is the best Metallica album?,No man its definitely Load +Ah your weekly RIOT SHOULD GIVE US MORE FREE ITEMS thread is here lads,WE DESERVE IT +Hindsight is always 20/20,How exactly does one *see* with their asshole...i never got that euphemism. +"Crop circles are circles of smashed that crop that supposedly indicate alien activity. You can make them with a string of rope that you use align yourself to the center of the circle, then you take a plank with two ropes attached to it, and you smash it down with your foot on the crop (most often grain fields) Moving outward from the center using the first rope. You can add bonus points to the alien activity conspiracy by leaving chunks of metal and scorch marks on the field There were/are actual teams that did this professionally, they would contact the farmer, pay him for the crop and potentially his silence, and then make quite impressive formations. Technically, not every crop circle has been explained, in the sense that a perpetrator has not always been found, or that no one has come forward to claim the circle as their creation. But given the perfectly viable human explanation, (and the lack of answer to the question Why on earth would aliens do it in the first place?) I find them a bit silly.","Those are crap circles, quite sure the guy is interested in the cool fractal-like ones." +Why did they get expect again?,"Because Koreans are superior in every way, even the unknown ones." +He's going to get more sex than he could ever want. Just not in the way he thought.,"Yeah, I mean it's not like PREA exists." +I am going to do a full analysis in a bit with links and stuff,Please do! +I got banned for disagreeing with someone who was saying that Harriet Tubman shouldn't be on American money (and who suggested instead a list of white men who would be better). Not attacking Trump or his policies. Hard to read that any other way than r/The_Donald is a racist subreddit.,Because American culture and history is for whites only! +Blue's Commercial,"You guys are fucking creepy, go donate some more advice to reckful." +Nolan North is in Mafia III,When isn't he in a game? +Black man with gun pulled over no one killed.,"Wait, why is no one dead?" +what canceled Fallout game would you like to see brought back?,Fallout Brotherhood of Steel 2 +What is your life motto?,Don't be a twat. +"OLED PS Vita w/ 1 or 2 4GB memory cards, BNIB Toad amiibo Slim PS Vita (on 3.60 firmware), new 3DS, offers I have a gently used OLED Vita on the latest firmware, looking to swap for a **Slim Vita on firmware 3.60 or lower** (preferably blue, but don't care). I have Persona 4 Golden as my only Vita game, and I can throw that in, same with the Toad amiibo. I am also looking for **new 3DS** (the small one with faceplates), but an XL wouldn't bother me. I am also looking for an **Xbox One** or a **PS4**, and I'm willing to add some money for this. I will look at any offers!",Can you do the memory card separately? +"I like this design. Only thing is I'm not sure what the magic is in her hand for. Unless there's something lore related. Either way, it looks sick af!","All of the egyptian gods need some alien space based skin, everyone knows the pyramids were build by aliens!" +"Wow; You mean you complied, followed the law by telling the officer there was a firearm in the car, and you didn't get shot? Who would have thought?","I would expect a similar outcome if he got out of his car, put his hand behind his back and started yelling at the police officer while flailing his other arm wildly." +"Danielle telling Neeley that they have the votes to get out Cornfed as long as Shane and Scott flip. She thinks she can get Shane to flip and that once that is done, Scott will flip too. !BBT Not sure why she thinks Shane has control over Scott",because look at shanes muscles +"Nice try, Birmingham Tourist Council!",I think you mean concerned citizen of Birmingham City who wishes to raise our social standing compared to Manchester +Is it me or does Zeke got chubby face?,probably from the weed smoking +"What was Vader's plan for Leia and Chewie if he actually took them from Cloud City? Something I had always overlooked, Vader says to put Leia and Chewbacca on his ship after Han is frozen in carbonite. Then the altering the deal line is made and that's all I had ever remembered. What was Vader going to do with them? He didn't know the truth about Leia and what could he possibly have an interest in a Wookie for?",Spend some quality father-daughter time together? +"Two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers. Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls.","+1, was waiting for the raoul duke reference." +yay sidebar back to normal,There can be only one +"Yes, how about women's health month instead, which can address reproductive health, how signs for heart attacks are different for women, domestic violence, trans-specific health things, etc?",But vaginas are gross! +Best way to get a Matador?,finishing with a .2 kd is a good farming method from what ive seen +wow...,Good comment. +Further away from space?,Maybe Florida is in the middle of Flat Earth and the rocket needs to go off the edge? +What kind of genius doesn't know that C means confidential?,She thought it meant C for Clinton. +Eric Trump: My father has paid 'a tremendous amount of tax',I wish there was some way to prove these statements. +Lucioball in arcade mode,Fuck you +"Because for an extraordinarily large percent of drivers, something like an 80 mile range covers nearly all driving needs. (I don't remember exact numbers, but Tesla has repeatedly stated this)",That's why all those EVs with about 80 miles of range sell so well! +I'd hardly say these are amongst the wisest quotes ever.,Popular wisdom would suggest it's because your mind isn't well-organized +EVGA Giving Away PowerLink with All GeForce 10-series Graphics Cards,So that's what the GA in EVGA stands for. +"More Triangle Craft Reports... Humanoid Beings, Missing Time - This Is Officially Getting Weird",I would check if the clowns have anything to do with this! +But we don't have desks anymore. The schools can't afford them. We just hold our stuff on our laps.,"Quick, hide under your smartphone!" +What the fuck was Penn doing?,GOAT +"Alarak, Malfurion, I become an unkillable death machine of death.",The I in the sentence I presume to mean playing as Malfurion.. +"I said I do sympathize with the hate for Niantic. They are perhaps the worst game developer in the history of video games, and if they didn't have the world's most recognizable brand in Pokemon as their calling card, they would be faded into obscurity by now.",Yeah ... like Ingress +Can any of you recommend me some good leftist/marxist youtubers?,Jason Unruhe +"I'm just so glad you didn't give this cleavage for bonus points. Good job. Favorite skin of hers. Just curious: Are you native american? I'm just bringing this up because there are some pretty hostile people who dislike appropiating culture and all. Now they can't really do anything to Blizzard or Overwatch, but you're an actual person, you know what I mean? Maybe I'm overthinking it, but I figured a tiny safety warning would perhaps be appropiate.","She's half Italian, half black Irish." +"If you're concerned about privacy, pay cash.",Cash can be traced! +I really wish EA Sports would go belly up and 2K start licensing all the sports games.,because competition is the worst! +Very likely to get blown out because of her last name tbh.,Shoulda put a +"What do you do on those days where you can't aim? The past two days have been those days for me and it has been really frustrating, where I would usually get a ratio of 2:1 I get 1:1 or worse. Basically what I am trying to get at is what do you do when you have a day (or days) where you just can't hit shit?",Play demoman +"Obligatory 'guys I'm not a shill, but I think this makes us look dumb' post.",Fuck off cuck +I don't think a burglar would ever use the word viable.,"Oh yes, because only poor uneducated people commit crimes" +I hate flairs. Some people will pay more attention to your flair than to what you write..,What an Arsenal thing to say +You think the Shaper is scary?,ripped 3 BV chars from 820.... and i warned them :D +Drug suspect Albuera town mayor Ronald Espinosa arrested,BIG FISH! +Seemed like you were running much smoother than the #18 and yet they still stayed ahead. Any insight?,It's them damn toyoters! +You have no clue how sarcasm works.,Sorry that I assumed the person I was speaking to was intelligent enough to detect sarcasm without an +Good thing we know the whole story here so we can draw reasonable conclusions.,I'm sure that the 2 year old is actually a large black man in the disguise of a 2 year old +the like herbal supp?,my bad +All the laws we have don't matter if they are not enforced. Kinda like not enforcing the laws you broke with your email scandal.,Oh *those laws* are just for little people +Go hang a salami read backwards says I'm a lasagna hog.,no it's imalas a gnah og +real gentleman wouldve carried her everywhere. lol,And double the wear on the Yeezy soles no thank you. +Woke up yesterday and a note from the KKK was on my garden?,Thanks for advertising for them. +"wow, it sucks so much",I've played three games so far and every game has ended with someone being fatigued out so much fun! +"Those evil male STEM people. The real question is why you're friends with any of these people or wasting time talking to them. It's a circle jerk of dumb people saying dumb things. Does anyone actually think you'll change a mind? BMI may not mean anything, but a lifetime in and out of hospitals while falling further and further into social isolation might convince someone. It's amazing how people having a quarter of a ton of adipose tissue like to argue about people being 10 lbs. overweight, and that they're being body shamed. No one is body shamed for having 10 lbs extra. People are body shamed for being 1000 lbs overweight and starting to merge skin with their couch upholstery.","Come on, you can 1k pounds overweight and still healthy!" +"Americans of Reddit, what are some foods unique to your part of the country?",California Rolls +"The guy I roasted yesterday messaged my friend, too.",He sounds like such a catch! +Dead Georgian soldier with his dog. 1993. War in Abkhazia.,He looks armed to the teeth +That's not how it works considering I had something similar in July..,ok here it is +DIY Floating bed frame for a birthday present to my girlfriend,ummm you forgot the led's +When did this happen? I can only have 3 incubators now instead of 9?,Incubator nerf confirmed +I would love a Model 3 at some point. But I don't have a name for it. that's all that's really holding me back.,You should try Space X's ITS +"There are stages to the concussion protocol. If he's not even out there at all in limited capacity on Wednesday he's probably still symptomatic. Not surprising considering the number if hits he's taken so early in the season. I don't know the specifics of the NFL concussion protocol, but it doesn't look good for him to play. Tomorrow is big. If he doesn't practice tomorrow I don't think he plays Sunday just bc in most standard concussion protocols you need at least 24hrs symptom free to go to the next round of tests. He wouldn't have enough time to progress all the way to full contact",He won't be playing Sunday regardless. +What makes you so angry that you'd tear your own face off in sheer rage?,Questions like this on Reddit +"You'll have to see what happens when CLG don't get the best Jungle/Mid champion duo that you can possibly get atm, in a meta where push and invade from mid seems to be the theme.",Asol is a non factor though +"America doesnt use it, neither does europe. So where exactly is this international standard? Ahh... canada...",The UK :) +I bet Laci Green is so pissed an alt right asshole won best show.,Not to mention his show is all about drama! +"Don't know why you're being down voted, it's true.. The kid will probably not remember it.","Exactly, that's why child abuse is fine, the kids won't remember it anyway." +"The Teal Pumpkin project is not at all what this meme is implying. The whole point of that effort is to provide non-food items (small toys, stickers etc.) IN ADDITION TO candy for Halloween. That way kids with severe food allergies have other options for goodies to receive and can still participate in Halloween traditions. I don't understand why the idea of buying a packet of stickers to hand out alongside the typical bite sizes reese's and snickers is such a horrifying affront to so many people.",Because being empathetic to others is a fate worse than shadowban. +What's this from?,I read this in Zap Brannigan's voice for some reason +"Corn, wheat, rice among crops facing future climate troubles",Good thing nobody really eats those crops. +I can't be the only one deeply triggered by the latest wave of slang. Lowkey everything? Everyone is fam? I'd rather listen to some pretentious fuck wax poetic in Shakespearean prose than these grating neanderthalic grunts,"That's lowkey, fam." +Two things. 1. Please just tell us the spectacles already. 2. That reflection of the keyboard is crazy.,amazing spectacles +Announcing UWP Community Toolkit 1.1,You don't release this stuff MS because you are already dead +Game Thread: Giants @ Mets 10/5 (NL Wild Card Game),Javy Baez would have made the tag on that steal. +"Tbh, if you vote hillary, at least she shows the capabilities of being president, that she actually has manners and has definite literacy. While Trump is basically drunk half the time and shows no promise of being a stable leader.",you forgot the +There's 3 of us now. We own this sub now <3,I feel like it's just the same person with three accounts :/ No way there is actually 3 Coyote fans +Yeah I'll probably just go with the holocaust.,Ahh yes Denmark. +"When someone says feminism is about men's issues too, this is the person saying it.",But it's totes just a joke bro. +sad that you only hear these cheers if the na teams play :/,yea because the wild card teams haven't gotten a single cheer... +"no one even said that sombra was a hero, Christ it could be doomfist or something next. But sure, I expect Sombra.",oh yeah fan speculatin is out of control +I hate to be that guy but funding is misspelled in the last line,"Well, people already think we're Nazis." +"Have they demanded access to Curves yet? For that matter, have they boycotted Curves for their transphobic name that doesn't recognize male bodies?",Penises have curves too! +"With the amount of time online shopping has been available, do people really not know where their credit card's CVV number is?",Ya what now? +Thought I'd finally share a screenshot I captured.,Silver luck +They drink a lot of Coffee in Finland! Here's Europe's Top Ten Coffee-Drinking Nations,"That's not fair, at least 90% of the content in an average finish coffee cup is vodka!" +Nexus 6p,Don't lie no phone can zoom like iPhone... +Slice of Costco pepperoni pizza has less calories then a slice of cheese,Maybe it has no cheese +"Most of that debt is owed to China, though.",Most of that debt is owed to Americans though +But you're not running for **president**,Which law is it that requires you to release your tax returns again? +The government has been forcing its opinion about drugs on us for decades. I think it's time to start forcing ours on them.,But the government is for the people elected by the people! +"Unnecessary rudeness or aggression, but mainly someone being nasty to someone who's just asking a question (no matter how silly it is) or someone who's politely expressing an opinion that you disagree with.",fuk u +I love Australian warning labels,I am so triggered! +How'd he have his super that early in the game?,Found the guy who doesn't play the objective. +"After playing Casual Mode for a while, this is... more or less the entire mode... right?",This is so true. +Year I was born,Does your mommy know you're on the internet? +It shows how unstable the revolution was already at this point. Thanks liberalism!,"Right, 'cause absolute monarchies were so darn stable and beneficial for the nation's they ruled..." +"Plus, fill it with cool water and throw it in the fridge. Pull it out the next morning and you've got coldbrew coffee.","you can also use it as a teapot for hot tea or ice tea, just use tea leaves/bags instead of coffee grounds" +"Oh my god. We're all idiots. Steven partially healing Centipeetle was a setup for when he later fully heals Jasper. Jesus christ how could we be so dumb to miss this why would they establish that healing corruption is at least feasible if not to use it later? When they use it later, it would seem cheap and like it came out of nowhere if they hadn't established it earlier!",really? +"I know, its just unplayable. Forget the gameplay, different cars, online. What makes a true race game is the exhaust sounds.","They should just remove the engine sounds altogether, they do nothing for the enjoyment of the game!" +"TIL a study showed that 2.6% of Ants in a colony are always active. Over 25% are observed to never be working, and 71.9% are inactive half of the time.","What they don't know is that if certain ants feel observed, they'll stop working until they are no longer under surveillance" +It's even funnier when you think you're making a good case by saying how things used to be and not what people are actually going through. Idgaf if my wife would be my property in the past. I care that my son would face disproportionate treatment by the justice system today.,"Take solace in the fact that if he is a masculine son, its basically his fault." +I was being sarcastic XD,"Just to help in the future, when being sarcastic end it with this" +"Plot twist: your kid finds this place and starts researching the 3DS, teaching you the cool stuff he's developed with the community.",Get out of my dreams. +Inb4 rocket leage will steal mannpower too,"I mean the whole game is a pass time rip off, with cars." +Oh yeah this is clearly going to win sympathy for their cause!!,Dropped that +This is what happens when you vote Tory. A government that puts profit over the planet & the people. When the drinking water in Lancashire catches on fire will Labor & the Remainers be blamed?!,Obviously if the drinking water catches fire it will be because of Corbyn +MRW somebody says my Smash game weak.,I didn't know Patrick Star was in smash +"Opposition to Galileo was scientific, not just religious","TIL Galileo was hardly the Einstein of his time... but, he was the Ricky Gervais of his day." +"Traded Gordon for Coleman, Lockett, 2017 1st Love it",Tevin Coleman or Corey Coleman? +"Yeah seriously. Do okies actually prefer like, Garth Brooks?","Look, Garth is like the iPhone of country music singers..." +Little brother saves the day,isnt he swedish and trying to go pro? +It's because of the zoom on the NLB sights,"That's also true, but most of what gets in the way is that giant middle part of the sight that completely obscures what you're aiming at" +"NC civil rights museum turns down Trump photo op at their location. Trump's fans in response, threaten to burn the place down.",Seems like a reasonable response. +"which is pretty absurd. I did Mythic 2, yesterday as heals at ilvl 832",Healer spec benefit +Bryan Caraway: I'm the lowest paid guy in any top ten in the UFC. That's a hard pill to swallow ..... currently fighting on an $18k/18k contract ranked #5 at 135lbs,Who? +Bernie's not running anymore.,TIL +"i don't make the rules, i follow, n-force, and n-strike them",ok where is my ban then +"But what if your PC is sleek, made with great materials, has a nice shape, is mostly silent, and gets crap done?",There's no such thing. +Grow the fuck up Also no one cares About your baby,SAVAGE! +Ex Lurer retired from the Luring scene. Willing to answer any questions you might have related to this topic.,Framed? +Yeah but it's still not that high. I know a lot of gay men that just lie and donate blood anyway.,Well I'm glad they put their ability to give blood above the safety of the sick who may need it +Predators Practice Extra Speed Training After Practice (From PK's Instagram),Oh my god look how much everyone hates PK... I KNEW IT +No Excuses Mom,"Ah, I guess my anorexia was making me eat food in my sleep and that's why I'm so thin, not because I wasn't eating!" +DOJ Dismisses Charges Against Arms Dealer Who Threatened To Expose Hillary Arming Extremists,"It's ok guys, once she's POTUS she cannot be blackmailed." +Can we have a list of all dlc 4 weapons not in/ not found in the map?,The Staffs +"Sure, but doing the bare minimum as a healer is doing more than doing the bare minimum as a DPS, that's my point. DPS needs to pay attention to shit on the ground, and their rotation. Tanks and healers need to pay attention to shit on the ground, their rotation, and the others in the group. As a DPS, I literally don't have to look at anyone else.","Yeah healer's the most complicated, that's why girls all play healers disproportionately." +I'm more bugged about how the yellow bar is missing a chunk.,IT WAS THE PEASANTS BURN THEM BY THE WORD OF GOD +Good for them! Keeping our country safe!,"Yeah, its been working out so well." +Does the fact she is photographable not disqualify her?,We didn't ask for *logic* and *reason* here +'Wouldn't it be nice if we attacked first?': Donald Trump floats military strategy ideas,Still less of a hawk than Hillary. +Anyone who was mentioning the Guccifer leaks yesterday were being shadowbanned on and off throughout the day. This shit is insane.,But the leaks are all fake. +Everyday cars are too unreliable. You'd never get a company to sign on for that.,"Yeah - Subaru, Mitsubishi and Ford definitely shy away from rally." +Correction: It *was* current year.,Thanks for correcting the record... +New cutscene has just been decrypted... And its just a shadows of evil loadscreen.,just a visual glitch probably +So simply requiring proof of immigration status is a slippery slope to something sinister? Should we stop checking it entirely to be on the safe side?,"It's only fair that British nationals get priority treatment in the NHS, they pay for it after all...." +Let's flip the gender of the person in question 'mmm I like her lips'. Yeah pretty fucking pervy.,Dude I've openly heard people chatting about a celebs boobs not to mention their lips. +I've read a lot about socialism actually when studying JFK and the cold war. It rewards the lazy and punishes the skilled people who do harder jobs.,yes eliminating surplus value exploitation sure does make lazy people happy +That's more easily said when you're on the side that isn't being shot at.,Whites have a higher chance of being shot by police. +Do you think Buddhism and Christianity is a threat to Brunei?,Down vote and move on. +Every melee assasins thus far had self sustain... Somewhere in the void zeratul weeps,Zera has regen master +PSA: ES File Explorer now pushes pop up ads even if the App is closed (X - post from r/mildlyinfuriating),Am I right in saying this doesn't affect the paid version of ES File explorer? +Would that make Red Bull a junior team for Ferrari? :D,Or maybe the Ferrari retirement team of RB +NVMe is overkill for phones and completely unnecessary.,Yeah and 500-600 PPI on a 6 inch screen is totally necessary. +"Slightly unrelated, but someone posted a thread called something to the effect of Hillary believes climate change causes hurricanes on another gun-related forum. I responded saying that just because a Democrat says something doesn't mean that it is wrong. Cue accusations of Marxism, being paid by George Soros, homosexuality (!) and participating in a carbon tax scam. I'm glad Gunnit is sane.","Written, as dictated by George Soros" +Impressive! What is the point of rotating before the first hit? Does it help or is it for style points?,"It's more of a habit, but it looks cool too" +What in the fuck are you asking?,HE'S ASKING ABOUT REDDIT FOR INTERNET TRAFFIC. +"my bad, I'm retarded","Well yeah, you're a Warriors fan..." +"With the amount of space out there and every instance.. well.. instanced, wish we could build these for ourselves. Imagine carving out something like this in a system of your choice as your own base? Couple of landing pads, some sentry guns for lore. Nothing special. Would be sweet as fuck. Customizable, invite your friends. Grow onionhead in the labs deep below the surface. Epic.",You'd still probably have a cap on what you could store there +"Not a native, but I live in WV. Yes, people think he will bring coal back and make America great again... :(",we make america great again by bringing back horseshoes and blacksmiths +They're hallucinations from smoke inhalation. The heisters are really shooting at each other.,That'd explain why they're so hard to take down +"Yeah, nuclear winter hurts animals just as much as the rest of us.",Forgot the +Look at how many jerseys I own!,"Yes, I'm definitely bragging about buying cheap jerseys through aliexpress." +I don't even speak Japanese but YEAH!!,I'm offended and i find this japanese +"He did say he wouldn't rule out using nukes in Europe, you know where those pesky allies live?",Perhaps Poland or maybe Belgium. +"Similar story: I managed a burger joint a few years back. We had a turkey burger called Rogue Turkey. I cannot tell you how many people asked, is the Rogue Turkey a turkey burger? I've also been asked for the smaller, 1/2 pound burger, versus the larger 1/4 pound..........many times. By lawyers and bankers. I shit you not.",Well 4 is a larger number than 2 so obviously it's a bigger burger. +"lifting shoes help, but see a doctor.",Thanks but I prefer to let my conditions escalate into life threatening before going to a doctor. +"Remember, this state is also a swing state for presidential elections.",Good thing we know more about politics than football! +Tohsaka One-piece Style on amiami,This isn't One Piece... +is it a bad sign if I know what you are talking about?,"I'd say no but hey I'm the one who brought it up, so take it with a grain of a good start." +I am sure you see the irony in your statement.,"Whoops, dropped an" +WikiLeaks Just Released HUGE BOMBSHELL That Proves That Hillary Committed TREASON,Because titles with RANDOM WORDS in ALL CAPS are TOTALLY TRUSTWORTHY. +Backpage CEO Carl Ferrer arrested on pimping charges,Wow what a surprise! +Just hearing about a Russian spy makes me feel so nostalgic. Before we had wars on terror and drugs we had the Cold War. Seemed like simpler times just having the specter of nuclear annihilation always present. At least we didn't have to take our shoes off at the airport.,As a Russian immigrant going through the nationalization process right now every time I hear shit like this my head grows bolder. +Blame video games but don't pass better gun laws. They would be pulling a Valve,New sounds are coming next week i heard maybe a new ar15 sound? +"Dress as a clown, feel safe",Just walk around in whiteface and you won't get shot. +Wtf did you do with your 11 then.,"Peacock, obviously." +"I checked the date on steam. Forgot what year it said, but TNO was May 20 (my birthday), and TOB was released May 5th","Fantastic, great job!" +"Fury's Hidden Skin is Insane to Unlock I have no problem with the hidden skins being hard to unlock (I would rather they be hard than a gold buy,) but Fury's isn't gated behind difficulty - its gated behind RNG, and worse, time. First off, you need Valajar exalted. Harder to do than it seems, but hardly the worst part. Its rumored you will need Dreamweavers exalted for Sar'thos' item to drop as well. Second off, you need to wait for both Sar'thos and Nithogg to roll around, and as they are two of 11 world bosses, you could be waiting potentially many, many weeks before you see them, and if you don't have Exalted Valajar/Dreamweavers by then, you will have to wait potentially 11 more weeks. On top of that, they aren't 100% drop chances. You could very well get exalted with what you need, and farm them all that week, and still not see it drop. You also need a third drop off of Skovald in HoV, which isn't to bad, but its also a pure RNG drop, so thats even more RNG on the pile. It just leaves a bad taste in my mouth, having my hidden skin locked behind world bosses. I have no problem with the RNG aspect, or the Rep gating, but having Rep gating, time limitations, and RNG aspects all together is a little much I feel.",Frost DK's skin is hard to unlock.... +"fuck you, you have not met the bolivian migrants. These disgusting people were imported by the Kirchners for free votes, they leech off the system, they are extremely uneducated, and worst they smell like shit and WE DON'T WANT THEM HERE. I used to love going north, but now these vermin infested it, and I cannot for fear of being robbed. FUCK YOU CRISTINA.",And you are extremely educated +Figuratively no one ever said that.,I probably say pathways for days at least twice a day +Cat.,Cat. +DaZeD will be casting IBP Masters 2016 LAN,Next tweet from iBUYPOWER: #IBPMasters We're pleased to announce @C9swag as the host of iBP Masters! +"Hmm. Seems they're too busy dealing with the FBI's release of recovered emails that were deleted since they were only about yoga (Mentions of yoga in the emails still zero) and now this new wikileaks dump about Clinton's campaign chairman's communications with regards to the whole Clinton selling uranium to Russia thing. With all due respect, it isn't hard to see why they arn't talking about this at all.",and how they coordinated with the media to kill the email scandal story.... but hey two guys talking about women is more important +What is the bigger picture?,"He would tell you, but you just wouldn't get it, you idiot." +Cristiano Ronaldo scores four for Portugal. He is BACK.,He only scores against small teams... +Return of the meltdown,so about that super ee +I wonder if you'd get kicked out of a Trump rally for kissing and grabbing a random woman?,Not if you're a star. +What is something worth waiting for?,No Man's Sky +"Anti-Hillary people are going to eat up the have a private and public position bit, when in reality that is Hillary being pretty up front about the world of politics and getting things done.","Yeah, deceiving the public on your policy positions is good... it proves you're pragmatic." +Only stage that is worth it for Friday.,but the chainsmokers +I robbed Kim Kardashian,"Didn't you know she was a mother, daughter, wife, and friend?" +Haha. Anyone seen this film Drive?,"I know, it's such a hidden gem!" +StrikeForce Grand Prix HW champ.,only ufc matters bro +CTR was on the news saying they would pay people who had info.,"I should know, I obviously work for them if I'm a Hillary supporter online!" +Destroying your old lady's self image for more crotchfruit is hilarious!,That's so fucking disgusting +yeah,fuck +Nah,Well I feel better. +Does buying a BMW turn you into an impatient douche or do people who already suffer from impatient douchery buy BMW's,Yes. +I seriously got tired of Harold bringing up AJ. Yaz has caught Clayton plenty. And Yaz isn't a fucking bum with the bat in his hands.,He only hit like .240 this year +"A lebanese girl I go to University with who is the Womyn's centre coordinator on campus had a huge post once about how white people the worst because they add things to hummus and still call it hummus. Never mind the fact that the word hummus means chickpea and thus adding red pepper to it still very much means it is hummus. The literal entire womyns centre was going on about this shit. The problem is for as much a cultural appropriation can be an issue and offensive, the battles the loudest voices in the room are choosing to have are outright ridiculous and completely turn the average person off from hearing anything else. Until we address the growing left wing fascism that comes with fighting these issues, they will never be resolved.","Thank God United States knows how to make Tacos now though, they had some kind of weird fried tortilla (more like a tostada)" +"Wait, for a $5 *sub*? As in sandwiches? Oh my god my guild was giving them out for free, but we could've been eating like kings...",like *burger* kings? +Partially Weapons Trained,"Shes trained in knife usage, because as a woman, she should be in the kitchen ^" +"The only excuse they have is that they believe Hillary is the more evil of the two, but by doing that Trumpsters basically admitted that Trump is evil.",But muh Benghazi! +Why only shadow???? Blood dyes use the same model as shadow m8 (except for wand),Probably cause deveploment time goes all to fixing grammars in game +Human beings are already sexbots. Our #1 directive as organisms is to reproduce. All other functions serve that directive. But you've probably forgotten Biology class.,BIOLOGY ISNT REAL ONLY NOAHS ARK +I'd never be okay with this. My bank is extremely sensitive and I'd assume the vast majority of players that started in the beginning in classic would completely agree. My bank has a particular set of items that could possibly give away my account. I'd only back this with just a raw number was provided with absolutely no images from the actual bank.,Oh yea a single gp value gives away the exact contents of someones bank +Port Novorossiysk: I found it!,You're a hero +"thanks for keeping the game alive, i kind of wish people didn't go that overboard","Dollars are common, 5 star FFBE characters are not..." +"Holy shit the most liked comment for this article on ABC7 facebook page: Dude you don't have to kill. Shoot their knees, feet, arm , shoulder. You don't have to empty your magazine in people's chest for death! Another one: Her getting whooped is apart of the job. Even if she would have shoot her assilant that doesn't garntee the threat has been stopped,she could miss her shot, or maybe the shot won't be effective, then what?? Completely fucking delusional. Wow. What can you even say.","If police can't thread a needle at 100 yards with a stock Glock 17, their probably not qualified." +40 Year Old Virgin puts the pussy on a pedestal,Wow this post must've gotten him sooooo much pussy +"Please, I need your help community I cant start my game and have no idea why. Whenever I load a game, my computer crashes after a few second into the game. Computer turns off and after 5 seconds on again. I tried everything that is within my possibilities. Graphics stress test, Core temperature, latest Bios, reinstalled, removed every workshop content. Do you have any Idea what might help me playing this beautiful game again? CPU: i7-4900K RAM: 8GB GPU: Nvideo GTX970 (4GB) Win 10 (64bit) Gigabyte G3 H97",Have you tried verifying the integrity of your game files if you're on Steam? +Woman pretends to get hit by car; Gets what she deserves,What a piece of shit. +The ABCs of Awareness,Typically cyclist probably had it coming +Assassin lightning build EU ani-cancel,This is a lie we all know eu servers are garbage +Cuck alert! Cuck alert! Can't handle how it is! Reee^e^e^e^e^e^e^e,You forgot this: +Not his bragging. He treats women in general like pieces of shit.,Just Rosie O'Donnell. +This shows how much i want gin I keep having dreams of pulling gin LOL god it felt so good until i wake up. I was so fucking pissed that its just a dream :(,Trying to for gin as well but got HM Mayuri-sama +Hillary Shocked! By Trump's Sex Talk... But Here's Video of Hillary Threatening Sex Assault Victims in 1995,"But this is from 1995, it doesn't defy who she is" +JJ Hitting Mitts,She's got nothin' on Ronda! +"I don't even want to start with the victim blaming and sexual assault they engage in because that makes me so mad, my blood pressure shoots up and my whole day is ruined. Hillary was cheated on. That makes her the victim too. And they act like it was her fault. But then again what else should we be expecting from someone who thinks women should be punished for abortion.","Well if she can't satisfy her husband, how is she going to satisfy the country?" +Telepathy is the word my friend :),I knew you were going to say that. +He's reading from a book.,What's that? +Woman grabs 100 random men's packages,"UH OH, SOMEBODY'S GOING TO BE ON GAWKER!" +Hes almost platinum..... how did they lose against you guys...,Because me +Look closely. Globalist is what many of them say when they mean Jew.,"Oh wow, silly me, I must've been too busy counting my shekels" +"The cheesiness of the source material is why im baffled this is getting so much attention. When I was a kid and power rangers came out, nobody admitted to watching it. It was very unpopular.","You and some people that you knew may have disliked *Power Rangers*, but to say that it was unpopular is just patently false." +"I'd love to able to run over puny, pathetic penguins.",Banned +I tattooed the bag from the money store,This is nice +He has no mind of his own. He may even be a bot for all we know (or care),"He's a robot for the Illuminati, opposing their conspiracies in a ridiculous manner, so everyone resisting the New World Order looks like a fool" +I'm gonna go out on a limb and say you think Bryan's Danielson is a decent worker,"Nah, he was carried by superior wrestlers" +Louisville might as well be another country compared to East Kentucky lmao.,Oh shit I forgot I can't drive places to hike and camp. +This is just awesome (not my picture),Shane is homeless now? +So everyone is cremated instead. /thread.,Yeah I'm sure humanity is gonna catch on before literally millions of zombies are already created +Hillary,Dude stop being a sexist +Can I ask why you feel the need to respond this way? Is this shit really necessary? I see needlessly aggressive and combative posts all over Reddit and I just don't understand it.,Maybe he's from New York. +Bill isn't up for election.,Don't you know that women are just extensions of their husbands? +"Adam, buddy, stop promoting your shows in places it isn't wanted please.",Because obviously no one likes WCPW +"When a university receives money, instead of using the money to lower the cost of education, it uses the money to make improvements to the university so they can draw in more students and charge higher prices.",Hmmmm... makes sense to me +Any money mods for ATS?,"There are lots of mods on steam workshop to either make it so you earn more or less from jobs, just give new profiles tons of cash, or any various number of things." +Is it about time we add Tom to the Header image?,Why not add Spider-Man Unlimited and the MTV New Animated series also? +Kasich: I told you so,Yeah nobody really thought Trump was this bad except Kasich +So you thought why not run to a forum and write about it huh,Someone needs to start a gofundme to compensate for this horrible tragedy. +"yeah after going to a lot of concerts I wish that the artists would shut up and just play more music a lot of the time, I hate when DJs get on the mic so much",Good thing Flying Lotus didn't do that. +"Holy shit dude, NEVER heard this one before. By the way, how the fuck is this a showerthought? I heard this shit in elementary school.",contradict much? +"Wait, Weed is a gateway drug?",So if weed is a gateway drug... I should start taking heroin soon if thats the case. +The Value of the Pound Is Not a Measure of the Success or Failure of Brexit - Center For Economic and Policy Research,It's just the purchasing power of the average citizen... +Especially Sam Bring Back Bullying Biddle. Fuck that guy.,He was just trying to start a conversation! +STOP MAKING SENSE RIGHT NOW!,NEVERRRRR +I've literally not heard one story of him selflessly loving or helping others.,"But his _sacrifices_, apparently he even _worked hard_ such was the extent of what he gave up to be a _billionaire_." +"America has always been a melting pot, it's not a new concept lol",But but TSM players wore their native flags so that invalidates the melting pot culture completely! +"If motion interpolation is done right with the right settings. It's not weird, it's not weird at all, I've been using it for over two years now with SVP and haven't looked back. I honestly can't watch movies or TV shows anymore at their native frame rates of 24, 25, or 30. Well I can, but just doesn't feel right. Once you're used to watching everything at 60 FPS, then it's hard to back. I'm not using the TV mechanism to do it. Try SVP, on your PC.",Let's downvote this guy because he has an opinion. +You stop the play only when the refs whistle. It's not hard. Regardless your gender,Tell that to women. +"Well, can consider we an ex soviet territory as western team. What should be said here is : let's hope for Eu to pass group stage this year (considering Eu is Na ancestors, and CIS is in Europe)","HOW dare you, I will have you know I am part Native American so I have ancestors from Asia as well." +"Not to mention said chemical weapons under government control were dismantled under international watch, which rebels also tried to stop by attacking sites that put extraction at risk, slowing the process and giving the US another chance to try and invade. You'd have to be blind to not see that the rebels were doing their best to try to start another US invasion of a middle eastern country as they were on the decline at the point.","Also, there were no Russian soldiers in Ukraine!" +I find the defender yelling at his right back hilarious,"The right defender (Smolnikov) first falls down, then aimlessly runs to the box as his player prepares to make a cross, that shouting was very deserved." +You were lied to,oh well that settles it +"There is no down side to extending voter registration unless you are a corrupt GOP member in fear of losing the election if more people vote. Those that claim that it will cost more in employee salaries if the voter registration is extended are incorrect, those employees will be paid to either keep registering voters or just to seat in their offices doing nothing, they get paid for eight hours a day no matter what. Scott knows that extending registration deadlines will add voters to the opposition and he will rig it as much as he can to make it difficult for people to vote.","By extending the deadline, the republican leadership in SC must think the yokels are too lazy to get their shit together on time." +Something something Bill Russell,Psh if defending a bunch of short white boys can be considered defense smdh +"So new hero, Sombra, is coming soon. Who is excited?",Pretty sure it's just you. +"Which current players are the best ever at a certain skill or aspect of the game? For example, you could say Curry is the best shooter ever, or Kyrie is the best ballhandler ever. Which current players do you think are the best ever at a certain basketball skill? You can get specific with the skills if you want",Giannis- Eurostep. +with the occasional 3 day binge at the music festival,That's a terrible idea. +"From the article this would seem to go someways to solving the problem of immigration control, but not of customs checks on the border",Sure this is great news; Dublin airport will be recruiting more staff in the near future! +"What are the odds Niantic will ever allow a one-time team change? I chose team instinct at level 5. I based it off reading the description of each team, but so early in the game I didn't even know what being on a team meant. My town is very heavy valor, there are about 12 gyms in my town grid-locked as level 10 valor. There are a good amount of high level mystic players in my town also, and I know some work together, but no one is taking steps to dismantle some of these gyms. I'm level 31 with alot of great attackers, I could spend an hour and alot of potions and revives to take a level 10 gyms, but only one for all that work, and would be taken back from me by mystic or valor within 10 minutes. I want to be team mystic so I could work with the other high level players to even the gyms out. Its one of the biggest factors in making me think about just giving up. Will there ever be a change to address this issue?","The exact formula is: p = (1/Number_of_active_players_worldwide)^2 So by encouraging your friends to quit, the odds go up." +When the GOP finds out they're plan failed,So Presidential. +O has the potential to put up 28 points in a quarter. Do we have the potential to get them the ball back? Questionable,28 punts in a quarter? +How is the person playing wow on xbox one?,Because at this point you could fit the average class's hotbar onto a controller +Anderson Silva fights natives - NSFW,Holy dick he has some moves. +Cards that we want to see again :( *this is mostly talking about arena 7+ players* Here are the list of the cards that we want to see more people use in battle (sometimes we even forget that they are even in the game)- Skeleton Army Skeleton Giant Baby Dragon (it is getting more popular from all air decks but still rare) Wizard Dark Prince Spear Goblins Bomber Mortar Xbow Tesla (I use to use the Tesla before it got a 10 second nerf R.I.P Tesla) Golem Barb Hut Bomber Tower Big Daddy Pekka,"Skelton giant, the most unseen card we can't even spell it right" +I'm a young female adult and I believed that you couldn't rape your wife till a few years ago,"I'm curious, why did you used to think that?" +"When Daddy says, I ask Hillary. All I hear is I ask Killary.",You're not the only one! +"I wouldnt consider people dependent on facebook likes, healthy.","Sorry, I forgot this:" +If we miraculously win the super i think itd be the first time in history where the team still cleans house afterwards,"I don't know, Trent Dilfer won a super bowl in his contract year and was still let go" +QUICK! What's the best summary of how fucking evil George soros is to give to a Facebook cuck Need to illuminate a friend in darkness,Literally Hitler +"An investigation has to happen first. And oh wait, there was one.","Yes, because there's never corruption in higher levels of government that could have impacted that investigation." +GENITALS is more VULGAR than P*SSY It makes me cringe when they keep saying YOU SAID U WERE GRABBING WOMENS GENITALIA That sounds gross But banging p*ssy sounds like normal locker-room talk. It's a sweeter softer word. like a kitty cat,"No doubt, now I have to explain the word Genitalia to my kid, I thought Hillary said this debate wouldn't be MA" +"Yeh - sorry for not mentioning it man - but you should assume if a guy is a virgin, not gay and has naked chicks he can get there's a deeper psychological issue. Anyway let's not make it a deal and move on. I don't get flashbacks per se - but obviously something is wrong because I don't care if that makes sense.",Tell us more about your sexual abuse +"Good for you. I, however, gave them a fair chunk of change; not that I necessarily regret it.",What's it like hating Halo and wanting it to die? +RHCP covers Spectre!!,He did this cause he heard Sam Smith was in attendance +"Attractive, non-threatening girl who works there (so she must stay there) is nice guy magnet. Also waitresses, girls who work at any guy-centered stores, like game stores.",TFW you work on steam and will never woo M'ladies. +Does anyone know where I can ask questions about my options as a renter? My landlords have been refusing all year to fix or even acknowledge issues that have now put me into debt for the first time in my adult life. I can't seem to find specifics online as to what they could be held liable for (if at all) when their renters incur damages and costs as a result of them not fixing problems or providing services they included in the contract. I don't necessarily want to take it to to housing tribunal but I'd love to know whether I'd have a leg to stand on. If me threatening to take this further is at least enough of a credible threat to get them to fix some of their issues I'll be thrilled.,Do you have a rental agreement? +"Well, they are both horrible people. I'd certainly have them both arrested if it was within my power. The American's manage mass incarceration for drug related crime but little to no accountability for those with power.",That's not being a tyrant at all. +What is duping gear?,It's when you press f11 and spam left click +A fly landed directly on Hillary Clinton's face during the second presidential debate,It's attracted to shit; Makes sense. +Mexican will reimburse us for the wall just doesn't have the same electricity to it.,Soon it's gonna be: I have a 5% off coupon from Mexico if I build a second wall. +Pretty rational.,That makes me feel better +Soda Companies Fund 96 Health Groups In the U.S.,And people say soda companies don't contribute to our nation's health! +Seriously!!! I don't understand why people do this? I personally think it's incredibly disrespectful to talk about your SO's private parts. Good lord.,The husband must be thrilled. +"4x4 or not, lower profile tires aren't going to get you far.",But they look so cool! +"People are selling accounts on eBay, should SC do something about this?","Well shit, I have 7/8 Legendaries and all except sparky are at least level 2 (lava hound is almost level 3) Maybe I should look into this..." +"An Astros fan threw a baseball at Gomez during the last Astros-Rangers series in Houston. Every fan base, including ours, has its assholes.",But it was Gomez +Post Pagination for your site,This would be super useful to serve the reader-base more ads per article. +"Retired my 6 y/o rig with younger, sexier model",Pedofile +"Ya seriously, this needs to be on the radar","It's on the radar, it's called assasin update, ADCs will have to be all Blue Ezreal and Bruiser Graves just to survive." +I broke GTA V,New Mafia 2 update +How often does the game get balance patches? So I'm coming back to the game after quiting in Open beta. I find my self quite competetive and don't realy want to buy bad mechs. So my question is if I buy a mech that is considered top tier now how long will it be stay top tier?,Generally they balance a mech about 2-4 months after it comes out so that everyone who paid money to get it early had an advantage. +Or ground level hydrants. No reason to have something sticking out like that.,"You're wasting your time, everyone has a ~~good~~ reason why the obviously retarded designs their country standardised on are totally not retarded because of X and Y, excepting my country of course, we did everything right." +Californian BOB - What might I be missing?,Your freedom +"What are the most forgettable Monstercat tracks? If you were to look through the monstercat youtube now, what songs would make you think 'oh yeah, that exists'?",Well technically if it was the most forgettable we wouldn't even list it because we'd have forgot about it. +How long has she been going now? 6-7 minutes?,6:30 by my clock +Endlich wieder Bahnstreiks,"Alle Jahre wieder, endlich geht's wieder los" +That's because this sub isn't a lunatic cult.,You forgot the +"After months of weeding and waiting, my garden has finally produced this bountiful harvest.",Huge 20 pound pile cropped out ;) +"So wait, if you refer to a trans woman as a trans woman, then isn't that the same thing as saying he is male? Words, they mean things.","Oh no, referring to her as a trans woman is just like referring to her as a gay woman, a tall woman, a blonde woman - just a random characteristic." +the average pub medic,I'm a pub medic and I find this offensive. +"Uhhh, ok?","Well, you see it's his great temperament that's kept him from really attacking them." +You saw a turtle in the water here?,We have a local turtle population year round in SD harbor and also a smaller group that's year round in La Jolla +"I'm also german. Fun fact about being german, you only hate jews/everyone.","Yeah, it's common knowledge that every German is a Nazi" +Everyone down voting and commenting how you're an asshole were/are waiters. Everybody else doesn't care because they weren't or worked retail and see them as entitled.,"Making $2.13 an hour really leads to entitlement, let me tell you." +"For all those waiting for Sombra, Chrome has a nice auto refresh extension.",Because repeatably hitting a site with thousands of possible other players at the same time with refreshing totally won't be like a ddos and kill said site. +"When you don't have hundreds of experiences dealing with something like that, it sounds horrifying, when you deal with it all the time you have to find some amount of humor in it or you'll go mad. Soldiers, paramedics, firefighters, doctors, so on and so forth, people who had to deal with gruesome or traumatic experiences will take on a form of humor that when taken out of context might be shocking, but it's an important coping mechanism for them.","Actually, laughing about helping a rapist isn't really funny no matter what the context is." +"Depends what you define as moderate. It means different things to different people, and of course most people are always going to consider *their* views to be the moderate ones.",Me and my moderate friends support crucifixion as a punishment for simple drug possession. +Great news!,Thanks for adding to the conversation! +Backwards letters in Camp Randall Stadium end zones fixed,"Thank god, took them long enough" +There's absolutely no reason a well-adjusted 45-year-old man who is single and takes reasonable care of himself cannot find someone to date. Source: Am 46. And I am pretty certain this goes for folks of most any age.,She's gotta have an ass you can bounce an ICBM off of and she has to be under the age of 30 and OK with the face I'm 70 pound overweight (no superficial women please). +"Actually, laughing about helping a rapist isn't really funny no matter what the context is.",But talking about groping women on a bus is just words and no big deal. +Oh look. A map of places I would never live.,"So, you wouldn't live in any of United States?" +Nick Diaz The Entrepreneur following the footsteps of Brendan Schaub,Schaub literally invented t-shirts +It kind of makes you wonder how many of the girls you know are closet sluts.,All of them? +What.. What is he trying to do?,"Working out his spine obviously... Get those disks bulging, makes them stronger" +"This bugs me too. He's basically said that with his perceived image, it's fortunate that [he doesn't] have to run for public office. As in it would be an uphill battle for a candidate to deal that that kind of baggage on the campaign trail. But he didn't say it would disqualify him, or any candidate, to have the same views on women.",He's obviously a misogynist and you're just trying to defend him because you belong in r/TheRedPill . +Trump holds toddler to microphone at rally,You know where that baby emerged from. +What would make you quit climbing?,Marriage? +* Assassin's Creed II * Borderlands * Dead Space * Deus Ex: Human Revolution * Fable III * Fallout: New Vegas * Gears of War 2 and Judgement * Lego Batman * Mass Effect * Saints Row IV * SSX,"Awesome, thank you." +So you want to have a 3.5 k/d but not face people who get 3.5 k/d's,seems reasonable +You know you're the good guys when you're *literally discussing murdering children*.,"Oh come on man, the taboo against killing the innocent is only a bourgeois plot to promote wealth and cultural transference across generations" +They have a *private* test server where they *are* testing this. Thanks to their testing they didn't push a broken fix before.,Broken like the eu login issue not solved with the latests patch... Oh sorry +I'd use it but no camera? No go.,The camera works if you just edit the build.prop. +you need to sleep more bro,"Yeah, I really do." +Isn't that an impeachable offense?,Eto na yung plan B! +I got you bro,But he threw it backwards to him +What is the 'away' bonus?,Maybe the first two maps you run have higher quant +AI has been trained to kill humans in a Doom deathmatch - ScienceAlert,"Centuries later, historians will look to our era and see that the Robot Uprising of 2277 all started with a video game." +Why you should always wear a helmet,Not really man if he wouldn't have had the helmet his head would be smaller so it would've stopped 1cm above the ground instead of hitting it +When you accidentally cut in line at the air pump.,Sounds like Farva from Super Troopers. +"Shadow is OP, you just don't know how to use him","sorry, I dropped this" +that's new to me then. will try when i get home. I've tried it in the past so idk if it's a new feature.,You have to write the @ +"Right, instead of someone who went from being dead broke to having accumulated millions in a short period of time, while covering for the sexual battery committed by her husband, you prefer someone who went from dead broke to having accumulated millions in a short period of time, while denying minorities housing, stiffing contractors, and eventually raping his ex-wife. One behavior is wrong. The other is, too.","Obviously in conservative-Muurrrrrican land, it is better to throw one's support behind the rapist rather than the candidate-that-covered-for-the-rapist." +Zucc is the straw that stirs my soul.,Kreider is the beast that runs into my goalie +We are but only if by the word gender you mean cishet men.,Cishet *WHITE* men you dirty racist! +This was just released for Xbox One - What an age we live in,I'm so ready for this. +"I could say black people are statistically more violent in America, and that it makes sense to fear them. Suddenly the SJWs stop agreeing with you and you're a racist, but this is not sexist at all.",It's not sexist because you can't oppress men due to the fact that we are the end-all be-all kings of all humanity and thus hold all possible power. +It would but since you know about jailbreak and that this is not a full untethered I'm sure you know a way around it so it may not help,Yeah true but knowing my phone would be locked would surely help me study with a more focused mind +They can smoke in their graveyards.,"no, those are public spaces" +When bjerg played against faker at msi in 2015 and picked Ziggs I wanted to chop my dick off. He finalyl gets a chance to prove himself and plays a waveclear mage. lol.,That was coaches pick btw +Safety was completely ignored in order to take a visually striking photograph for marketing.,Her contacts are made out of a space age polymer.. its OK. +Prosecutors say they will charge Arizona sheriff Joe Arpaio with criminal contempt of court over immigration patrols,What a riveting and informative article! +"Well, you have to account for the Twitter Super Delegates.",Huh TIL +"He's dead, buried.",Oh the irony! +"Anger and irritability can also be a symptom of depression which can go ignored for a long time, since people don't usually associate it with depression.",I thought that just meant you were a Caps post-season fan. +Chips read option is about to wreak havoc,hahahaha you forgot the +what is going on? why is he so insanly good the last time? :P,Because oscar was tilting him +Oh ok. Well I guess I'll sit here and wait for my check...,What was the piece rate again? +"i dunno they both got a cheap iphone 6 and already like it way better than the samsung because they think its way easier to use. The thing is that i bet a lot of people who got the note and dont really know what it is they just wanted the newest phone will switch to an iphone. people also remember when stuff blows up, people still remember firestone tires blowing up.","Comparing a newish device to ancient device always makes for a fair comparison, eh?" +BREAKING: ISIS IED Drone Kills Soldiers,"It's okay though, ISIS is going to be gone by the end of the year anyway" +you guys are blind af if you JUST realized that licensed plate. youre late to the damn party.,You're stupid af if you couldn't tell I was being a sarcastic cunt. +New Operation Confirmed !!,Will we see some kind of best-of Operations maps playlist in CS:GO with the next Operation? +"At the risk of getting attacked, can I ask what's so wrong with the mentality of I have nothing to hide? I don't have anything to hide and I wouldn't particularly care if the government knew about all my embarrassing shit and deepest kinks. The only reason I can see someone disliking the government having their information is if they're engaging in illegal activity in which case the government should know. What instances fall under the umbrella of I don't want the government to have access to this completely legal data?",Yea because those evil weed dealers are ruining the world! +Hard counter YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT!!! YOU KNOW I LOVE IT!! THE HARD COUNTER. It's an adorable umbrella hat for hoovy. I believe it should go all class. I mean what eat scunt main doesn't want to go lime loadout with a lime umbrella?,Do you own a couple dozen Unusual Hard Counters that you're trying to raise the price of? +Get gigged son,username checks out +i mean if OP is a senior in college they're probably like 21 or 22 so it's not really that big of a deal,"nigga there's 13 year olds on that site, this some pedo shit" +He'll get out in a few centuries with good behavior,Freaking white privilege... +Those filthy filthy toxins.,They're as bad as chemicals! +Anyone got a big toilet for me to flush these things?,Cakes is Kalon confirmed +"I'm sure they want don't want to be too close to other children either. So cramming them together probably drives them crazy too. Remember their sneauxflayke's screaming, babbling, chair kicking and need for blaring iPads is cute. Other kids, not so much.","As they say, It's different when it's yours!" +Holy shit all you have to do to get punched in the face is wear a planned Parenthood shirt to a Trump rally? Scary.,"Mom, *she* started it!" +"They're not straight up opposing it. They're promoting a referendum, which most Canadians want.",How do you know most Canadians want a referendum if you haven't done a referendum on it? +When you go 40-1 with D.VA and your teammate still calls you an idiot,OMG DIVA IDIOO YOU DIDNT PROTECT THE BASTION ON KOTH EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT YOUR JOB TO DO THAT OMG IDIOOOOOt +Parker actually mentioned on one of his posts on Instagram recently that they are writing new material,Yeah but according to that one random dude they're breaking up so they must be done. +"Yes, because they never talk about it.../rolls eyes We hear about it literally every day.","Right, you hear it on MSM all day." +HT Exclusive ? - Jason Jumpsuit - When does it come out?,It's from the mystery boxes a few weeks back +Du30 3D Mask: Happy Halloween!,Ok pwede na tayo pumatay ng mga kaaway! +The dash and air vents look like a MK4 VW,Then why does it say M Power on the windshield? +Monstercat got verified on YouTube!!,You're late af +"Out of curiosity, why do you have 10? Is it a sort of personal use for all your family?",What else you gonna put in the 5 hdmi ports in a 4k tv? +Along with a large regular Dunks coffee.,LAHGE HAWT WIT CREAM M SHUGGAH +"Sticazzi che tecnologia pazzesca, sembra di vivere nel futuro.",Mecojoni +if it's so boring what are you doing browsing the /new section of this sub?,How else can they make sure everyone knows how much they dislike and don't care about the game if they don't make sure to follow up on every bit of news and new posts? +"Interesting fact: responding to these messages puts you straight through to customer support and they will usually solve your problems faster than calling the support line or going online. If they don't answer right away, keep trying.",Me too thanks +But copper is fine. 12Mbit is all anyone will ever need.,you forget that you shouldn't be downloading anything you should be a good little present and go BUY ALL Of your media from foxtel +Police: Trump supporter threatens black woman in Albany,It was just locker room banter +I thanked them for the gold.,You are literally ISIS. +"Trump trails Clinton by 8 points after tape scandal, debate: Reuters/Ipsos poll","I don't know about this, I listened to Morning Joe and they said Donald won the debate and basically tied it up." +What is some of your locker room talk?,"Rape, assault, rape, how about those Cubs, rape, assault, rape..." +"Some nice blurring going on there, trying to stop people seeing it's been shopped yet making it even faker!",The blur is because they were trying to take the picture quickly to leak it to us +Lukey pookey,Yep +We don't need no stinking DEA...,Now if everybody used the bible as much as they used drugs we wouldn't have a problem +NYTimes - Samsung are still unaware why the Note 7 is exploding,This gives me hope for the note 8 +Presale code for Montreal?,Your post has been removed for not posting in the right section. +"My asshole coworker is convinced that the uptick in murder rates in big cities means that murder is higher than its even been in this country. So I won't down his exact words on our whiteboard, then showed him the FBI statistics and asked him if his statement was still true. He said yes. When I pressed him on it further, he claimed the stats were lying, because the Sandy Hook school shooting isn't listed on some official list somewhere. I can't even.","Welcome to the 2016 Republican party, where statistics and data are not to be trusted, because they carry a liberal bias" +"I am VERY good friends with the drop ship. And I will say THIS Skiff Bayless....the drop ship, will not apologize. The drop ship will not apologize for being a Baaaaad Man. And I am BEFUDDLED. I am INCREDULIZED. I am truly, and most DEEPLY offended, that you would have the drop ship *APOLOGIZE* for droppingshockgrenades? ARE YOU ON DRUGS!?!?!?",LAY OFF THE ETHER SEEEEDSSS +Mothers.,I always knew you were a secret feminist +You seem to be a great example of why the U.S needs to focus more money on education.,Oh do tell. +Great stuff! Maybe we can stop with the sky is falling posts now...,Yeah it's been a rough 3 whole days. +bbuttt nowcast says hililary has a 90% chance of winning!!!!,And the solution to racial violence can be found on a website. +"I have no problem with the idea of the system when it's implemented properly. H5 and PvZ nailed it for me. I could hop on for an hour, buy a top tier pack easily, and feel rewarded for my time. Gears 4 however...",Just spend $50 Get all the cool stuff +I dream two season in a row without big changes.,Go play CS and see how stale it gets. +What rule exists because of you?,I used to take Megatron on planes so I could transform him into a gun once we were flying. +Welcome to reddit. Where if I don't support Clinton I'm now a pedo. Lots of fair and balanced discussion here,"Nah, just if you support trump." +"For the off day, I created a new Cleveland Indians concept.. The Cleveland Careys.",Only an idiotic franchise would name a team after a person! +I'm almost positive he read super_easter_egg lines and just assumed they meant a big super secret cross map Easter egg and not the calling card and rk5 that it was actually. I bet that's why he deleted his account and won't answer anyone's questions think he messed up and can't admit to it.,"Yeah, probably had absolutely nothing to do with all the harassment he was getting." +So three debates and nothing on climate change,"Well, neither of the candidates is a scientist, so...." +"#Pixel: Together by you, Phone by Google","Well, that was weird." +What's the best gift to give to a child to make life hell for his parents?,Did you just assume its gender? +I miss the old Graves,Straight from the go...? +TIL that the voice actor for Sylvanas Windrunner is also the voice actor for Cheer Bear from Care Bears.,"God, talk about typecasting!" +LEAKED EMAIL: she's ultimately going to support both TPA and TPP,Borders and nationalism were so 20th Century More than just Western Hemisphere openness there should be no nation states across the globe ! +lol Reddit. I tell ya.,"But don't you know, he's **literally** Hitler." +Drug use isn't a victimless crime because people can OD.,"By contrast, the War on Drugs is conducted using rainbows and unicorns, so it doesn't produce any victims." +**GABORIK JUST TWEETED** Since the start of this game I didnt even have a chance to drink 4beers and hes got 4goals #Matthews,"Gabby's not impressed, consider I think he had 5 in a game" +Zika virus,Ughhhh....that spoon is gonna melt before you get a chance to get well. +"Samsung basically needs to knock it out of the park with the launch of the S8. And even if the note brand is abandoned, they can just repurpose the note series into something like the Galaxy S8 pro, with the S-pen.",Galaxy S8 XL +because I never use it for anything,Why would you turn it off if you never use it? +Good. Decriminalize it like a sane person and stop murdering civilians. Why is that so hard for you to understand?,TIL cops are responsible for creating and changing legislation +John Podesta Hacked on twitter: I've switched teams. Vote Trump 2016. Hi pol,the russians did this too +"this is a great chart, but I think we can safely assume that there is no alolan kanto starters.",But Fairy Squirtle! +"Ya know, you could READ the description of each one.",No that makes no sense +Just when you think the drama is over... I can feel that there's gonna be some HUGE shade thrown at Phi Phi at the reunion and she's going to have something to say about it. I've got my popcorn stocked up. Notifications will be on for her tweets and I'm not leaving my phone all night.,That's a shame considering she doesn't deserve any of it. +"I doubt it. even Rhonda Roussey isn't that strong. An arm bar, head hick or rear naked choke dont need strength they just need technique","I have seen a lot of movies to know that women are much stronger, faster and skilled fighters then men, not to forget to mention that it only takes one kick or punch from them to lose consciousness." +"it's my second language too, not a reason to butcher it.","Yeah, everyone with English as their second or third language must speak and write perfectly" +I don't think that's right but I don't know enough French to dispute it.,"I can, toucher mean someone who touches." +Because how else would the AI learn how to troll and post memes?,The most fundamental human interaction. +Why not check GoFundMe for someone who needs that for a much more meaningful reason?,but this guy is the meme of the moment who cares about donating to actual causes +Eight separate sexual assault / predation stories in the last 24 hours by my count. And then there's a few other less concrete things with leaked information passing to Trumps aides in interesting fashions.,"But, but, that quote was taken out of context!" +"'oppressive' mate, two genders isn't oppression, controlling is oppression, and when no-one knows who's gender is what, it leads to a ton of other problems that are unforeseeable because that person is trying to be something they're the polar opposite of.",Missed the implied +I guess i was being super sarcastic nobody got it. I was making an anti-joke.,U dropped dis +I've gotten 2 :(,Did you two pray to your RNG God's before every pull? +The most OP gun I've seen in Battlefield 1...,OP for sure... +"Yes but if you do common core liberal math, he saved all that tax money he didnt have to pay because he lost money so now he has money.",Are you suggesting that not paying taxes isn't a government welfare handout? +Is truth stupid now? Are you that eager to get the SJW flair?,"YO, EVREYONE TYPE IN THE CHAT ~~ALEX~~ MATTWIX IS A STUPID NIGGER." +"Cops aren't a race or otherwise marginalized group and even if they were, this kid obviously isn't a cop. So how is this a hate crime?",Because one of dem criminal coloreds attacked an upstanding white citizen. +She's a good Christian woman that plays basketball.,So we must be heathens for not buying it. +Resellers.,But you're supposed to give in when they make a fuss. +Duct tape won't solve all of your problems....,This is a jb quick job for sure +"can the abc please find a replacement for tony jones thanks? I mean, he earns $350K and he's not remotely interesting. He actually ruins qanda as it's a mirror of the springer show --for leftwits-- when he hosts it.",Probably needs more Sam Newman and another footy show too. +First rule of Star Wars: Everyone's Dad is a dick.,Don't you dare talk smack about Mr Antilles +BASED PAJEET,BASED DESIGNATED STREET MERCHANTS +"Woman makes vague/dubious claim Trump groped her 30 years ago 1 month before election: DOMINATES the news. ......HRC faces 100s of factual documents showing perjurious, fraudulent, and criminal acts that are beyond doubt. MINIMAL TO NO MEDIA COVERAGE.","wow, stop being a bigot." +CBS News is reporting that the Trump Campaign is moving forward with a suit against The New York Times.,I'm sure this a fantastic use of campaign resources. +"Well, wasn't that a Red Nose Gear Box? :o Well I wanted red nose anyway b/c tree looks ugly",Tree is just all round better though. +"I don't flash my high beams repeatedly telling them to get out of my way, though.","Right, but intentionally blinding other drivers is totally okay." +Of course the car being driven isn't important here. This idiot could have been driving anything and tried the same stunt.,yes but if it's a video of a BMW it's undeniable quantifiable irrefutable proof that every single BMW driver ever is an arsehole +I can't get over all the windows down there. That's what makes the basement for me.,"You mean it's not the exposed wiring, duct work, and giant fluorescent light?" +"Well, some Trump supporters and Tump himself spout stuff that sounds like it cold be from an ISIS video so....",It just means they're good christians who believe in putting America first. +Moscow accuses Washington of destroying U.S.-Russia relations,Because Crimea never happened. +"fuck you, Byronic Hero",At least it looks cool +So you never got a monthly statement or balance from them? Or anything in writing about the payment plan? Is there anything in your bylaws about past due amounts?,You forgot your credentials......remember experts only! +Just give all cops a monetary bonus for every illegal they arrest. Lots of school busses sit idle all summer long so bus 'em to the border.,"Here, you dropped this:" +Aaron Rodgers is currently the least accurate NFL starting QB.,OLIVIA MUNN DID IT +Just watching this makes me mad,I'm outraged at this obviously staged stunt. +posadist electoral map,Damn my home state is a Planet of the Apes movie :( +I maaaaaay have gotten a bit too excited about the Model 3...,"Paint your wall, it diserves it ;)" +"Why the down votes? I mean, it's not my order but it's not a terrible order. Or is this not the sub for that?",How dare you marginalize women by rating them based on nude pictures that they have obviously posed for? +Scientists Engineer Robo-Bees To Solve Colony Collapse Problem - Corbett Report,No way this can go wrong. +dailydabbin4,I imagine he has 3 mules in DMM too +"Yeah, traditional sports have x number of home-away games. Sometimes they get cheers, sometimes they get boos. League has a worlds championship once a year where teams are welcome to the host country to play. Pretty sure these kids aren't used to being boo'd just for existing.",BUT MUH TRADITIONAL SPORTS THEY DO IT TOO +Sup with all the yellow??,That's racist. +I'm game.,Heading to Scoreboard by 650pm +one is one and 4 is 4,"Sorry I don't understand, could you ELI5 for me" +Who the fuck is Edward Lupin..?,Wasn't he the protagonist in Twilight? +GDT: Bruins vs Blue Jackets Early game thread because FUCK IT it's the season opener! **GO BRUINS**,Do we even need Bergeron anymore? +all the facebook comments tagging their friends lmao,Helping peeping Tom id his victims. +"And the dicks who impregnate these evil single mums and then piss off shirking all responsibility? What exactly is the LNP, the bastion of all that's good and holy, doing about them? Surely there's something we're missing here given the LNP is such ardent defenders of the sacred institutions of both family and marriage.",Shouldn't have had sex outside marriage +"This is my set up rofl, 2 accounts killing blue dragons 2 accounts woodcutting",sounds really fun +"I'm Pc bro and if you don't like it you are a person who is frequently involved in non- consensual sexual congress with a being not of your species, and consume fecal materials of your own acord you may engage in oral copulation to my personage if you so choose","Yay, these posts are always so hilarious and original!" +"Adoption is pretty selfish as well, to be honest.","Yeah, fuck all those orphans." +Dodgers vs Nationals Thread Game is on FS1. Who do you got?,I'm surprised the Nats' third base coach didn't send the runner there on Harper's single. +"If they ever do some sort of Mech-type ground vehicle, I would love it to have some sort of short range plasma sword type weapon - possibly something that would use so much power and generate so much heat that it could only be activated in short bursts.","You didn't see that the Polaris is a transformer, with its front end been the head and the engines turning into legs, arms come out of the hanger door area etc." +Bug while entering ship sent me 62km away. Nice view though.,"Not a bug it's a feature, its to test the ejection module." +"Why do grenade icons stay up for a second or two after the grenade goes off? So that little grenade symbol that pops up on the ground when someone throws a grenade stays up for a second or two after the grenade goes off. There's so many times when I think a nade already went off already and then bam I die, or vice verca. Why doesn't the nade icon go away as soon as the nade goes off?","Also sometimes grenades explosion just don't show, quite annoying." +Klopp voted Barclays Manager of the Month,Start stockpiling Klopp cards for the special Klopp SBC. +Pizza,"Oh yeah, totally going to hell for looking at this." +Tyra and phi phi to name a few.,You forgot your +"It's missing the take the name of a famous person and switch around the first letter of their first and last name retardedness that seems to be all the rage now. mord fustang, san holo, com truise, etc. ducking fumb.",just like Ben Klock smh +Since the article doesn't mention it can we assume that the 2 dumbass teens were charged with trespassing and stealing the car?,Under the guise that the owner is also responsible since he didn't have no trespassing signs +PlanPhilly | SEPTA union preparing for potential strike November 1 that could last through Election Day,"After the regional rail debacle, this is EXACTLY what Philly needs." +Details and images revealed for the RDS Industries NES Classic Edition Carrying Case,Where are we going to put the games? +"The normalization of White Nationalism is the worst aspect of the Trump Candidacy. These shit heads need to be told they aren't normal, and their politics aren't welcome, in the USA.",But that'll be suppressing free speech! +"Well...yes...yes it is. If a kid walks into your house and you throw him into a wall a few times I don't think people would say oh well, he walked into your house so you weren't really trying to harm him",I guess it depends... Was this a black kid? +"RNG and Samsung didnt look outstanding when groups were drawn. So Hindsight is 20/20. I still think if TSM was anything special, they would have a high chance advancing.",TSM's group is always the hardest at worlds. +Aguero names Chelsea Legend as his all time favourite Premier League GoalScorer.,This has to mean Aguero to Chelsea confirmed..... +The Five Geniuses of LoL So I was thinking about the history of LoL and wondered who would qualify as a 'genius' at the game. I came up with 1. Genja 2. WeiXiao 3. Faker 4. Mata 5. Apdo Does anyone disagree with this list? Also do you think anyone was left out?,Chauster +Dude...clear your notifications O.o,This needs to be higher. +Australian students to be taught about 'male privilege',I don't see how this can be misconstrued by kids. +2,"Trumpettes, making America great again." +I feel like some of the reason why people are making it a big deal is because it adds some really shitty fuel to EUvsNA drama. Even tho both regions had good and bad crowds,"If you look at post history of the people actually submitting the threads, its pretty clear this is the narrative to it all." +REAL community policing! :D,Police brutality! +Aren't the KKK pro life?,"The whole argument is that planed parent hood is actively seeking minorities for abortions, there for killing them all..." +Long commutes to work.,"I commute an hour and a half each way to work, 5 days a week, until my soul cannot take it anymore or someone closer to home decides to hire me" +You should be sorry! Who doesn't sprinkle some crack on their pizza?!,It's the white stuff in the shakers on every table right? +"With all the talk about safety in F1, it just surprises me how inherently dangerous MotoGP still is. Dani Pedrosa just had this huge crash:",Perhaps the bikes should have four wheels and a closed cockpit? +The crazy straw modification for the upper receiver is super fun and festive while maintaining the weapon's integrity. 10/10.,Where are the crazy mass shootings? +"Magma Chamber, where is it ?",Where's my fucking Ao Shin ? +Samsung Galaxy Coach: 'if I had to pick I would pick Bjergsen',wow .. no one saw that coming +5-0.,Undoubtedly the worst 5-0 team of all time. +Back heel is still too dark in the middle of the sole.,Still almost as dark as retails +"Blizzard needs to create a sandbox mode that allows us to tweak with settings like this. Who knows? Maybe the users will create a whole new fun way to play the game. Maybe 40 cards, 40 health and you start with 3 mana is a better way to play than what we currently have? Only way to find out is to give us more controls to experiment.",Sandbox mode is too toxic +"I mean if it's a female to male, and he goes to a male prison you can rest assured that he will be put in solitary/away from the general population of the prison. However, it probably won't be up to him and he will be sent to a female prison. I was interning at a prison for a while and we had a male to female prisoner (no surgery AFAIK) and she was kept far away from anyone else.",You know the totally not biased media will spin it to show how oppressive the justice system is or some bs like that. +"Do research into military contractors. Not weapons developers, but generally labor/repair/etc. Just one example of us paying more and getting worse services.",something something.. .post office +"Can't run this game with a GTX1070 and an i7 processor please help D: I absolutely love this game but i have one problem, i can't run it. I get huge frame drops starting when I start loading into a match. I disabled DX12, disabled vertical sync, tried lowering my graphics setting, updated the BIOS on my 1070, and still can't run the game well. The only time my game doesn't lag is when i am on the main menu. Battlefield 1 is the only game that i have problems running at the moment. If anyone has a solution please help me because i love this game so much.",Check for driver updates? +it actually is dude,That pattern index is not fake fire and ice lol +MoS and BvS: Battle of Metropolis (Scene by scene comparisons),Wow why isn't anyone smiling? diff --git a/chunk84.csv b/chunk84.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..45ab96461c0232f6a730006fcbbef460287242b5 --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk84.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1667 @@ +Input,Output +"So cancel and buy it in store. It's frustrating, but not unfair. These are logistically two different supply chains. You have individual preorders, and bulk store stock being shipped out. What you propose basically means that stores cannot get any stock until all individual preorders are fulfilled. It just doesn't make sense. Those that preordered early enough did get their phones before bulk store orders. MUCH EARLIER. I received some of my phones around September 24th or so. Some people even earlier.","Very true, Frustrating is a more suitable word than unfair." +President Obama says GOP 'stood by' while Donald Trump happened,We went from #Trumpforpresident2016 to #Trumpforprison2016 real fast these past few days... +Finding excuses and scapegoats for their own mistakes.,Well that's not MY fault +"Don't man please, just let me forget it about this shit.",I too hate when things work out well for people I don't know. +Why wouldn't they show the aliens to him?,Cause they're scared they'll be deported +Someone plz reverse the gif with heavy metal song as background music.,LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR +Maybe it is some kind of code?,That opens a door in pvp that leads to a mission that rewards us with a hidden exotic? +"PostNerf - What are possible Strong Weapons Combinations So I've just found out today that I grabbed the nerfed version of ExtraTic, I'm looking around reddit for possible new crossbows, rapiers to use. But it seems to be mainly prenerf parts. Can anyone here suggest what is a great combination? I do have Thaumcraft, Draconic Evolution and most other main mods.",Create full set of Avaritia items and not worry about simple mortal worries such things attacking you. +"Well great, I'm about to start working in Kensington.",He did say 'High powered bikes'..... +"I heard all if these interactions last night, and I'd only ever heard the third one when there was a Reinhardt on the team. I'd never connected it with Pharah.","No, it must be because Blizzard hate LGBTQWERTY" +"The ad-free version of Hulu is a relatively recent development. Most redditors probably don't know about it and are remembering just how disappointing it was when Hulu introduced the pay-for-ads model. Had Hulu started with an ad-free version, then I think it would be a much more popular option today.",Most redditors don't remember Hulu used to be completely free. +i mean the same thing happened with the ali tees a few months ago,Ali couldn't kickflip though +Puffball mushrooms exploding in the rain,"The real question is, *can i get high from it*?" +Dang this guy went ham over the weekend.,He literally came out of no where. +What is a card that is a staple in all your decks? For me it's Valkyrie,1) Giant 2) Poison 3) Prince +Real VR vs PlayStation VR,You just gotta get them VR legs bro. +"30 tall hot brunette wants to laugh at your ugly face, pathetic body and small cock Hi. I am 5'11, slim, brunnette, very attractive. I have guys lining up to date me. I am way out of the league of 99% of them but I get off on letting them know it. Send me a picture and I will tell you how pathetic you are and how ltitle chance you have withe me. If you are lucky, I might get on skype and laugh at you.",Can't wait! +"Inflatable pool, advertisement vs. reality","Get smaller children, obviously" +Walking Dead Theme Played in Reverse is Eerily Similar to The Original.,the start and end are the same rick wakes up in a coma in the show confirmed +"Started off well by not villifying Hunt, then just became Chelsea's version of events.","Well Hunt did step onto the football pitch that day with the sole purpose of murdering Cech, so..." +"I'm assuming CAD doesn't mean computer aided drawing here, but what does it mean?",Canadian Dollar. +"sigh... It isnt just Christie, you can thank the legislators who voted for it too. Honestly we could have just raised the sales tax 1% and gotten just as much out of it probably. Or maybe taxed something else slightly more. But 23 cents although we havent had a gas tax raise in eons, was WAY to much. 10 cents woulda been doable and a roll out perhaps 5 years later 5 more cents on that. But 23 cents..ugh!",But think of all the jobs eliminating the estate tax will bring! +Episode Discussion: S07E01: Miracle on the Mountain,Parker being a new millionaire didn't play a part in getting an attractive Australian girlfriend. +"In the same way as any other medical condition, yes. Difference is people don't get disowned for having diabetes.",Bah... defo disowning any of mine that get diabetes! +"I'm of the opinion that there was probably illegal shit in those emails, but probably not what we're all thinking. She didn't delete the emails to cover up state secrets, since she didn't scrub all of them. I'm sure there was some illegal shit regarding the Clinton foundation or something. Who knows.","Right, cause the only reason people delete emails is to avoid being linked to a crime." +Flair your fucking posts,wow peaceful much +Corridor clearence from my second ever game (1000000 internet points if anyone identifies the chest patch),9gag elite patch +I had no idea bison lived elsewhere besides the western United States.,I see them all the time in Buffalo NY +"Nigga, if this a guys ass I'm gay.",Then I got bad news for ya ***buddy*** +"Is Bang officially considered to be the best ADC ? Many people consider Deft as the best ADC or so Uzi for his lanning phase but for 2 years now Bang has become a real monster at that position. His work ADC is almost perfect if not perfect, even in games where SKT is dominated he produces a monstrous job of trying to carry. For be he is probably in the top 5 best league player and the best adc overall",What about imp guys! +How many of those 30 were Vieria being a cunt after Henry put us in a winning position?,Is Veiera really that hard to spell? +"1. I don't see how this violates that 2. The 2nd amendment is dumb anyway, it needs to be repealed","The first amendment didn't foresee the internet when it was written, we should repeal that too" +"Yep... I never drive drunk or high (I barely use either anyway) and my comfortable speed on the highway is 70, 75 tops. I stay in the right lane generally. I still have full blown panic anytime a cop car is driving near me. If a cop gets directly behind me on a backroad and I'm feeling really nervous ill pull into a gas station and grab a drink or something just to get away from him.",How nervous you'll become when you'll know the number of undercover cops in the streets? +Pixel LOL,"If you're gonna do it, do it right: PixeLOL." +"during the contaminated water crisis, which continues to this day.","Fuck helping others, she should've taken advantage of that opportunity." +He looks like shit,"He looks like an ashtray made out of diseased assholes, which is fine because the world doesn't need Curt Schilling." +What about a 1900 score for an international CS aspirant?,1900 is a fantastic ACT score +"bird's eye view of the abandoned city of Pripyat, Ukraine",Why is it abandoned? +They were prepared?! Shocking!,Thats... Thats almost deplorable! +"Its time to stop, seriously Pax isn't THAT good. You can't trade with him and win, but he is super slow, can't contest mana titles and has pattle pet AI. If i would have to choose Pax or Azurite Lion i would pick second one every time",Wow I didn't know azurite lion was a vetruvian card +Oh man. Is Lil' John part of the globalist conspiracy to smear Donald Trump's good name too?,Bought and paid for by Carlos Slim. +O shit you are right. I guess one religion murdering apostates makes it ok for the rest to do it!,O shit that's exactly what i said. +Poop Cake is the only logical step.,"If they make another cake video (which they likely won't do), I could see blood cake happening" +EDG SUMMON YOUR INNER C9,Too late they just won a game. +"Bolts fans get so rowdy, I love our fanbase",Its because we don't know anything about hockey +How is Felicity making money? Is she even working?,"Well people probably think with a history of Ray and Oliver, she only dates for money so a police officer was the highest paying guy she could find." +"Hillary should talk about revamping the SEC then, but as it is she's saying they should regulate themselves.","Nothing wrong with that, I mean it's not like SEC regulators get jobs at financial companies they're supposed to be regulating, right?" +They obviously continue to the playoffs and beat Alabama in the National Championship.,"Well that's the obvious answer, but he is asking a hypothetical question....." +Even has the same number,Yah I'm sure it was a true coincidence +That's twice the time Elon Musk thinks it's going to be.,Oh well if Elon musk says so then it must be true. +"Homeless people aren't really people. Also, if you worked hard you would be wealthy and successful, no matter where you started or what else went wrong in life. Poverty is your own fault and you should know better.",You forgot the +Sabres recall Baptiste,Clearly showcasing Baptiste for the upcoming Cam Fowler trade. +127 Daily Newspapers have now endorsed Hillary. One has endorsed Trump,"See, more proof of how badly the system is rigged!" +"Because removing republicans from congress would, like, fix a bunch of problems, man.",Replace the Republican establishment with democrat establishment would do wonders for this country +"If that 1 was a 5, I would do a summon.",523456? +Loui Eriksson scores his first as a Canuck,For most of the game it looked like it would be his first game winner as well +I love the way you instantly know a match was from the 2010 World Cup because of those stupid horns,But they're a crucial part of South African culture! +Currently distracted driving has a higher fatality rate than drinking and driving inamy provinces however the Ministry of Justice has be reluctant to anything about that on a federal level.,BAN CELLPHONES! +That pass looked like i threw it jesus christ,"But Cody Kessler has good velocity, I saw his combine numbers!" +"I actually think this might be OP. Can you imagine a 20/20 with stealth? If your opponent has no taunt, it's basically GG.",or a 20/20 that had battlecry: deal 20 damage +Thanks for giving it a shot and having valid reasons not to like it but fuck you this is the IW sub and we are only allowed to say what's good,I think you dropped this... +Gary Johnson: Climate Doesn't Matter because the Sun will Burn out in 4 billion years,Gary Genius Johnson +Hello Games just uploaded this to social media!,I thought for sure it was going to be a swastika. +Official Game Thread: Baltimore Ravens (3-2) at New York Giants (2-3) Better early than late...,Who would have thought that Jimmy Smith was our only good CB +John Lassiter's name is in the credits. John Lassiter is Pixar.,He makes up the entirety of Pixar. +No horses since before eve. Confirmed at SD zoo today,Those are anti-Mormon lies I tell you! +Do you even Graves,Just give him a cigar. +"2016 Week 6: Kansas City Chiefs (2-2) @ Oakland Raiders (4-1) [](#KC) @ [](#OAK) Location: Oakland Alameda County Coliseum, Oakland CA Game time: Sunday, October 16, 1:05pm Pacific (4:05 pm ET) TV channel: CBS Radio: 95.7 The Game, 98.5 KFOX (Greg Papa, Tom Flores) Odds: Raiders are 1-point favorites Match-up history: Chiefs lead series 57-51-2, at Raiders 25-30-1 , Streak - Chiefs 3-straight. Last loss 2014. Announcers: Kevin Harlan, Rich Gannon","Defense: If you fuck this up, I'm driving all the way from Michigan to O.Co to kick your ass smh" +"I think there is plenty of blame to go around, but let's accept your premise. Fox is a defensive coach. How come he gets no credit for the D and full blame for the O?",D had some costly penalties though. +I like how he said good luck and you said fuck you,He was being tolerant. +"It's weird because Trump is actually FOR LGBT rights, yet the person using this sticker has an ulterior motive to input that he hates gays, but supports Trump. It's an oxymoron!","Yeah man, that's why he picked Pence as his running mate, because the man is the walking embodiment of the lgbt movement" +I am so in that boat. Graduated two years ago and still have my retail job I had through college. Got a degree in Neuroscience and have experience but no luck in the past 7 months of serious job hunting.,Are you going in person and introducing yourself? +And that was after the submarines gig.,"Come now, I'm sure she made a really big contribution to that" +"In Somalia, U.S. Escalates a Shadow War",Shocking! +This guy gets it,In came here to say thisTM +"What was the first anime that you ever saw? Have you ever revisited it and how does that compare to your initial impressions of it? I'm interested to see what people thought, I know some probably watched anime and didn't realize that's actually anime but that also counts. So if you saw Pokemon as your first anime then congrats it was pokemon.","Mine was SAO, I thought it was okay but wasn't really interested in anime until someone recommended me FMA:B. Now I know it's the cancer of the world and is single handedly destroying anime." +"Fall 2016 is the first anime season in at least two years without a magic high school battle harem show. I honestly have no idea why these keep being made, over and over again, when you can mix and match the characters and storylines in most of them and get the same anime, and they don't even sell well, as well as being often poorly produced. Congrats anime, you are learning. Keep it up.",So that's why this season is so bad +I think you saw the same scene play out twice in two different time periods. One where the guy goes get back here and shoots Dolores in the stomach and she gets hurt and the future one where he says it and she doesn't get harmed.,"Good point, I'll have to rewatch it and see if you can if she's wounded or not in the final scene." +I don't understand those ugly glasses. They remind me of my grandfathers glasses.,"It's a feminist hipster thing, of course you wouldn't understand it you cisscum." +Now.. is it too early to ask for more vault space?,Yes +Thank Christ the debate over the banner is over. It's done. There are no figureheads the merits of whom to debate. It's clean. Simple. Elegant. Blue and not red. I don't see any improvements that can be made. Can we please get back to what I love about this sub: punching each other's ideology in the throat?,Can someone tell me who are the Chevrons on the top of the banner? +False. I can tell you about the recent episode where Homer and Marge seperate and homer begins dating Lena Dunham oh OH.,"girls rule, women are funny, get over it" +"What do you boys think of this? (Trigger warning: feminist) I have been hanging out with a very cool chick. Very smart, very funny, very pretty. However, she is always saying she's a feminist. Here's the weird part: she doesn't act like one. All she wants is respect. She doesn't bitch about wage gaps or anything in that nature. She even talks about how biology is a thing. She's very submissive and asks me things like can I do x?. She tries to fuck every night we spend together. She is a fantastic cook and makes me food and asks that I eat more (she's right, I don't eat enough). Basically, she's pretty cool and I enjoy my time around her even though she says she's a feminist. This woman is in school for women's studies... Before you guys hit me with the oneitis shit, I'd like to point out she's going home to a different country soon and this is in no way a LTR situation. Just wondering what the boys on TRP thought of this.","I can tell this thread, totes wasn't brigaded." +Straight to the point I suppose.,"Nope, totally not a bot/catfisher" +So you want a public pool you can use privately?,That's exactly what I said +Not gonna get any help here,Why are you being so bad-tempered and sulky? +"It's a good thing Qing are doing this, protecting little nations is important.","Noob Qing, still thinks it can abuse guarantees to shorten truce timers." +Had a game like this recently where someone spent the whole game raging on the Hanzo. I think it actually helped the Hanzo step-up their game cause they kicked ass and got the play of the game. We still lost and of course it was Hanzo's fault.,its always the hanzos fault +Heatwave Heatwave Thanks,Stop lowballing it's so annoying... +"New Red Dead vs Red Dead Redemption, a graphics comparison","I Nose Exhaled so hard, the booger that I was trying to reach at the back, came closer to the opening." +"I'm not disputing that. I'm just saying she was found on a well known route into the park, on a mapped trail.",Naked +Isn't that the point of spying; To collect private data?,"But only from them, never from us...." +"Not having opened the link, I'm going to guess this is the baddies scene from Mitchel and Webb.","Wow, how could you have guessed?" +"As a black man, i feel outdone","Well they are blonde haired, blue eyed, white people." +Christmas displays in stores.,Only 68 shopping days left before Christmas! +"He needs more medals, the lazy bastard.",Still wouldn't know more than Trump does about ISIS. +Former deputy ordered to pay $504 for deadly crash,That will put a dent in him... +"Now that the AT is over - How's the war in the north going to turn out? All of PL's (PL's words not mine) active FC's are returning from full throttle AT mode, the war in the north under NC. leadership seems to have stalled out a bit. Whats the thought on the outcome of the conflict? NC. admitting defeat to Co2/Test, or PL jumping in and organizing a blitz?",We can expect more boundary violations now in nullsec. +"How are we supposed to shop then? Hello TFR! This lovely tale happened just Saturday. I work for a lesser-known store that sells anything from furniture to food to nifty little trinkets. We close at 9p Mon-Sat, and 7p on Sun. As many retail store workers can understand, lots of customers don't pay attention these hours. Apologies for any formatting issues, as I'm on mobile. The other day, Saturday, I was working the cash register. My basic duties include ringing people up, answering questions, greeting, etc. We close at 9p, just to reiterate. So I'm greeting, and some people walk up to ask me questions about where a particular rug is, what chairs might go with it, stuff like that. I answer what I can and then offer to call someone over to the rug section. They then ask, what time do you close again? Me: oh, 9o'clock tonight. Looked at the clock, it was a bit before 7 I believe. Them: oh that's terrible! That's way too early. How are we supposed to shop and get out in time? I asked her if she was shopping for someone or herself, and segued the conversation into our holiday hours. Idk it just rubbed me the wrong way. Like, god forbid I get home to my family at a time that's inconvenient for you. Sorry?",How dare you have a life outside of work +"I don't understand this, Assange is cohoots with Putin and Trump and he is supposedly good now? He is worried about democracy when Putin and Assad are killing thousands of people in Syria while Assange is holding candle to them. What hypocrisy?",no you don't get it he's fine as long as he supports anyone but hillary +Canada must really suck then.,"Well, the last time Canada won the Stanley Cup was in 2004" +Ariel working on one more guest for today's MMA Hour...,"Hopefully it's Mike Perry's remaining testicle, that would be so great" +"How do you respond when a patient says something similar to It sucks to get old? Whenever I hear a patient say this, I will go in to a conversation about how it doesn't have to suck to get old, and the way one manages stress, health, and reflects on things which bring them joy and gratitude may help reframe their situation. I don't know though, any jokes you use?","You don't stop playing when you get old, you get old when you stop playing :)" +Nice that they don't care Danielle is sleeping after 10 a.m. and not in the have-not room,Really gives me hope she'll be the nom today +Charles Smith Sells Out to Constellation Wines for $120 Million,"Gee, no one would ever think a rebel like that would sell out." +Nah sorry they're Western Constructs ! Heavy Bags Must Fall#,... preferably directly onto these idiots to try knock them to their senses +You're going to have a lot of salty people with this. With the high amount of RNG $10 for 1 pack is going to severely piss off those with bad luck. I understand the balance of the rewards but I have a feeling this is going to leave a really bad taste in many peoples' mouths.,Yeah poker never really took off. +"It's amazing how for a party that claims to love democracy, the GOP does everything in its power to limit voting times, polling places, problem resolution methods, registration mechanisms, etc, etc. Shouldn't you want every eligible voter to vote? Isn't that a goal of democracy? Why then shut down polling places, eliminate early voting, etc, etc?","But, they keep voting for the wrong guy!" +were they in store?,Brooklyn Center Walgreens off of Bass Lake Rd. +Drinking Cyanide,Why's shaggy from Scooby Doo drinking cyanide? +"not to be lame but, netlfix and chill? This guy texted my friend this morning.",But-but you were laughing at his jokes! +"Corey is definitely not injured. At the end of the game on Saturday, Corey came out of the bench suited up and congratulated Darling for the win. Corey was the backup goalie that game and was resting because he played the night before.",But has Rise Against played in Chicago since then? +Kidnapper: I usually wear cologne.,Is that a new card? +It would take away from his 50 state sweep though...,Actually it's the liberal media and democratic party's rigging that will take care of that +"Canada's cowardly CEOs are sitting on billions, rather than investing in the economy",better bring in twice as many immigrants so that they can boost the economy. +Framerate Locked...:-(,gotta have that 333FPS! +The real question is: Where is the One Punch Man Collab?,It already happened when Omega Rugal kept oneshotting my freshly evolved level 1 Kyo Kusanagi! +The girls are safe this week! How dare they have a good time and be happy they're not in danger!,The nerve of those pretty girls +Greatest manager of all time.,"Reddit doesn't understand sarcasm friend, better throw in a" +"1,000 more people shot in Chicago compared with same time last year - Chicago Tribune",we need more laws +Why on earth is this not funded properly by our taxes?,Because we need to spend tens of billions of dollars on roading projects before we can consider allocating extra funding to amberlamps. +She's not wrong!,Most teenage boys I know are less rapey. +He should be penalized for harassment as that probably triggered Lacy.,"yeah, how dare he fat shame Lacy." +"We know you mean Clinton though, projection is a common problem with Trump supporters.","True, the Clinton campaign would never project it's corruption onto a competitor." +Just traded him for Crowell.,You forgot the +"I'm a simple man. I see jerma, I upvote.",From objectively the best non-Star_ episode no less. +"Bad game developer, and bad port job.",Yeah Firaxis are totally incompetent pieces of shit +"schiff warburg lazard kahn, they do their thing through companies like goldamn, lazard brothers, bcg, rothschild investment etc",so the lazard people really do run things... +what? in no situation do you keep morris and leave doug martin on the wire,I was comparing Morris and Quiz... no way Doug Martin is on waiver wire +and you thought that schilling was bad,Schilling faked it +"Don't lie, you enjoy these Shatterstone buffs and we all know it.",Implying SHATTERSTONE isn't the most perfect skill in the whole game +Tin foil hat brigade buy physical gold because they are convinced that the economies will collapse and they will somehow have the most valuable form of currency. This is pretty much coming exclusively from my observation of StockTwits.,"Hopefully they're in on some news we don't know because when you step back and look at it, that's some WSB-approved levels of how to lose money really quick Unless all govt's collapse at once... Then THEY'LL be the ones laughing!" +Liam Dann: Inflation now at dangerously low level,Dat rock star economy! +I think he means you need two for every town right?,And a county sheriff +Let's be real the biggest reason you hate us is that we've assfucked you for 90% of your existence.,Nah man they hate us for other reasons. +"You people also switch between lanes completely arbitrarily. Girlfriend and I went camping at Cascade River last summer and the number of times we saw Minnesotans change lanes when there was nobody in front of them, or more often, switch lanes and IMMEDIATELY switch back was baffling.","Its a tactic to intimidate the drivers behind us, so they don't go faster than us." +"You know, I don't care if people are fat. But it kinda irks me when they're fat and deny it has anything to do with their ailments. I dunno... I guess I just don't like people being dishonest. Even with themselves.",Cause it's any of your business whether people are fat or not or whether they lie to themselves....sounds like two things that are likely to affect you for sure +"Exactly, a bot can do a trade but in the current system they can't really do it as efficiently as a person. In an automated system they could do it way faster than a human being possibly could.",But we need to remove the player interaction +What would you be willing to punch until your fists are bruised and bleeding?,My insecurities. +A better angle of Vontaze Burfict stepping on Blount after TD,The important question though is what was the PSI in those balls? +"Next time use Australia's official currency symbol, the dollarydoo!",The real face palm is that this kid definitely won't be able to save up enough money to pay for the upkeep of his pony. +Jeff Hardy vs Carlito - for the PuertoRico WWC Title last Saturday,What a stupid title name amirite guyz +THE MASSES ARE BECOMING AWARE,but we are all bots. +Fat,Curvy +"Yeah it's mentioned in the first quest step you need the perfect fireteam.. Then after than there's no mention of it , but looking at the quest details makes out it's a step from the same quest-line - which it is....but the requirements have changed . It is slightly misleading","No, the perfect fireteam would be three hunters" +"Yeah, everyone knows it's cooler to be inspider",I guess mistyping made my point invalid. +yes but 1 less armor means less armor after natural order reduction,DELETE YOUR LIES AND APOLOGIZE +This Trump announcement today shook the Obama Administration to the core,I'm sure Congress will be on board with this. +I'm probably just going to wake up in the morning and play Destiny like I normally do because it's not that big of a deal. I'm 386. I have 14 LLs to go. I'm not going to stress about them.,"Well good luck getting into the LFG groups as soon as the raid is released, demanding LL 400 people!" +"Need Help getting my mark of excellence Hello , I need some tips on getting my mark on my t44 . i have been doing great in the tank and have had some really good games . up until the point to where my ratio to get the mark got up to 60% the game just couldnt give me good matches anymore the last 10 matches have been 900-800 dmg games and my rartio went down to 59% now . anybody got some tips to stop it from going down ??",usually when I'm going for my first mark I try and play super agressive and try and get assistance damage aswell since that counts for marks. +This has been this way for months. I do not think they plan to fix it.,"True, but they should fix it, as this is also what causes game freezes when a transformed creature returns back to owner after a temporal control gain." +Context is everything,"I think I can decide for myself which context to apply, thank you very much" +I dig it. Definitely could work on my communication skills and not be so conflict averse. Thanks man!,Thanks man! +Steam version is releasing tomorrow!,Snatching disappointment from jaws of hype :( +"Aphro makes accounts to shitpost on here about him joining C9, because Smoothie's performance at worlds made him envious.",Is this one of those accounts? +"ISIS Leader Flees to Raqqa, but His Wife Is Arrested in Mosul","Give the deep reverence and respect that ISIS has for women, I'm sure he will turn himself in to make sure she gets amnesty." +The negativity and entitlement surrounding the Heroic Brawl is sad... predictable for sure... but still sad.,"This thread isn't fair to newer players who should be given free runs, all the cards and golden legendaries." +"Enough Clinton vs Trump, Who Are You Voting Down Ticket And Why?",I vote straight Republican because I love the fact that they have been trying very hard for several years to restrict minorities from voting. +Have you a diagnosis?,Oh yeah because *that's* hard to get. +I'm pretty sure that junkrat pro is an oxymoron,And a pro genji is just a moron. +"How do you constantly forget to take your birth control? My girlfriend has been on birth control for at least 2 years now, but I don't think that she's ever gone a full month of taking it everyday at the same time like she's supposed to. She constantly forgets to take it, and I just don't understand how. This forces me to to be the one to have remind her to take her birth control. How do you constantly forget to take the pill that you're supposed to be taking everyday!?","Get her pregnant, that will teach her to use borth control." +Chimps have amazing short term memory,Or that chimp is just a really lucky guesser. +I'm unsure the relevancy to their wanting a V8,Of course only faggots drive v6's. +"Yeah, probably my only complaint would be Starkiller Base. I really like all the scenes ON Starkiller (The bridge scene and the snow fight are two of the best scenes in all of Star Wars, in my opinion), but we really didn't need another weapon that blows up planets.","But it blows up multiple plan test at once, that's completely different!" +"The only and biggest and easily most sensible complaint, they literally made playing at all today pointless for anyone until 2PM PST (5PM EST, etc). There is mostly no point in anyone doing anything until that time today. What a waste.","Edge factions, hoard engrams, collect mats..." +"This sub is largely liberal-minded and 'progressive,' which means many people who subscribe to this sub wouldn't have been fans of the Conservative Government. I think it makes sense that those folks who disliked the Conservatives are maybe a little less vocal now, because most of what people post on this sub is stuff they are concerned about, or stuff they think needs to be addressed. And you can't blame anyone for that. But at the end of the day very little of what's posted here is simply 'good news.' So if a bunch of people are suddenly happier with the Government, they'll spend less time here arguing for change. That means it's easier to have a voice as someone who isn't a Trudeau government fan. TL;DR - it's not that people have a different perspective, it's that different people are posting different things.",As evidenced by the racist dumpster fire in the native costume thread +What's the most ridiculous rule you have heard?,The designated hitter in baseball. +Careful where you say that,why? +Which things did live up to their hype?,Floyd Mayweather vs... +At least GSP was getting paid something. Unlike those college players you screwed over for CBS who were making millions of profit of off those players.,You see tuition prices these days? +"Which one map are you looking forward to most? As we all know, CoD4 was heaven when it came to good maps. Now that we will eventually be getting all 16 of the originals, I'm curious to see what maps people are most excited for. I'm expecting Overgrown to be a favourite! For me, I can't wait to play Pipeline.",I can't wait for Nuketown to come back! +"bernie sanders took bribes to endorse hillary clinton. then he bought a new $600,000 vacation home in vermont. you're deluded as fuck.",Source to all the claims you made on here? +"Why doesnt Wollay put this game on Early Access? Having a game go years without a patch or proper communication as to the games development is a very easy way to have everyone assume the game is dead and move on so even if he did release a patch today would anybody care or even trust him to patch again let alone finish the game? Wollay also needs to do all the admin and backend stuff like setting up a store, accounts and all that himself. Why does he not follow the example of Stardew Valley? Another single developer but he lets Steam and other people take care of all the admin and business side of things so he can solely focus on developing the game and look how much money he has made and how easy things are on him. Early access would allow him to solely focus on the game rather then the admin and business stuff also, continue to make an income so he can survive and the community wouldn't be annihilated and game for all intents and purposes dead. This way it also allows him to hire a PR/marketing person to help him since he is an extremely poor communicator. Cube World could easily be making so much money and things could be so easy for Wollay but its like he wants to stubbornly take the hard road for no good reason and at his own expense and its slightly frustrating.",Because then the game would never release. +I might be a little late but... Tron N64!,About 13 years late. +"Somewhat related: I used to get picked on and beaten up as a kid for being white, but I didn't know that was the reason. Complete strangers, typically young teens, while I was about 10, but strangers nonetheless would hurt me, physically and verbally. I thought white boy was just a descriptor, even when preceding or following a beat down, not a slur. I just believed I was a piece of shit. Why else would people I don't know hurt me? But it was an attitude that was reinforced, literally beaten into me at times, and it became fact for me. Part of learning to love myself was reinforcing the opposite. Telling myself, out loud, especially look at myself in the mirror, that I'm a good, worthwhile person. Repetition of positives or negatives as beliefs can be incredibly powerful.","Nah that's not racism man, they don't have power." +Owners and accountant of Rising Sun bathhouse charged with conspiring to run a house of prostitution,I am shocked and appalled! +"So you can get into drugs (obviously since he's a college student and has a PAX, it was his choice) probably fuck up a bunch of shit in your life in the process, recover, and then expect praise? Why is this such a common thing lately? It's almost as if people get addicted to heroin just so they can get 5,000 likes later down the road.","Yes, that's exactly why every heroin user I know has gotten into using heroin." +Jamal Murray is ready,He had a better preseason tho +"Apple has a purpose in doing what they're doing with their ports, and it's not to make you buy more cords/adapters Apple is working to do two things: (1) standardize wireless audio, (2) standardize USB-C/Thunderbolt Now, we know both of these transitions are upgrades. Bluetooth (although less of an upgrade and more of a potential convenience) provides comparable quality to 3.5, and Thunderbolt is faster than USB-A and very standard for a plug that fits a mac-specific thunderbolt (think back to the days of FireWire and older Thunderbolt). They chose to make these changes like a band-aid, all at once. But here's where it gets weird: They decided to focus on transition on each type of devices. Audio on iPhone and data-transfer on the computer. Therefore the iPhone still supports USB-A data transfer and the MacBooks still support 3.5mm audio. I would guess we give it another cycle and iPhones will ship with USB-C wall chargers and MacBooks won't have headphone jacks. For those who are suggesting that they will now need 7+ cords to use their iPhone 7 and MacBook Pro, yes, you will *if* you're still trying to use USB-A and wired audio. That was deliberate on Apple's part. They want you to have a hard time until you accept USB-C and wireless audio. As we see the transition into USB-C and BT, which we *know* will happen, the thought of a computer with ten different forms of data transfer will seem ridiculous, and the 3.5mm will just end up looking old but useful. TL;DR: If you're trying to use these new devices but aren't willing to let go of 3.5/USB-A, you're going to have a hard time. That's what Apple wants.",Thank you. +Teen with incredible dark skin goes from being bullied to being model.,Bleck +That's a good question though if I had to speculate I'd say they would both be ok with it.,"In private, she might even want to join in..." +Week 7 complaint thread My team is the worst,My team can't win without the refs helping us +What the f@&k are you talking about,It was all sarcasm...hence the +I heard they are closing Auschwitz to visitors. I'm not sure about that though,Might as well tear it down too for good measure. +My. God.,It's almost as if 365 / 7 always leaves the same remainder every year. +Apparently one semester of community college also makes her a constitutional law scholar.,Given that watching a political debate makes most people on Facebook political scholars it's not too far a stretch... +Hmmm maybe they'll be released later on in the expansion. Quit fucking whining.,"No need to be rude, son." +"They are replacing the top of the line models with a soft M version. So far they have announced the X2 M35i, X3 M40i, M340i, M440i, Z4 M40i, and now the M550i.",Don't forget the M235/M240 +Preventing SwiftKey from recording how I type? Does it possible to prevent SwiftKey from recording last word I type? It's so annoying to remove one by one.,I belive the newest beta has an incognito mode +"You now have the power to give the leading role in any movie a sidekick from any universe, how bad would the movie turn out?",Phantom Menace would be much improved. +True but atleast then you will have said it,"If a tree falls on a mime in a forest, will anyone hear him scream?" +Wait wait wait... you're playing star citizen? how?,"By downloading, installing and running it on a computer that meets minimum recommended specifications... Like literally every other game out there." +Spear Pillar is where you catch Palkia/Dialga in pearl/diamond and where you go to the Distortion World in platinum. You can go there without cheats. I think you refer to Hall of Origin where Arceus is.,where did they visit to design the distortion world then? +"Or how come sometimes it will still show 11/12 and then you join and it's full. Back out, refresh server browser, still 11/12, join again, still full.",iirc that issue is because a player is in spectate and so the server does have 12 players in it but only 11 are playing :/ +Does anyone know any good gyms in the Success area? Kidding. Anyone know what the deal is with the gym questions?,I assumed they were playing Pokemon Go +"I just lost my virginity, AMA! So I used to be an incel just like y'all are, but I got a girls nudes and threatened to send them to other people unless she had sex with me. She did and I nutted inside her just because. She was crying the whole time, and it turned me on.",I wonder if there's a causal link between being a troll and being a virgin? +These bums smh,Can someone explain for the folks that havent turned to Satan yet? +Hello -- Adele (vocal cover),His awful singing voice compensated for by his good looks +"I hate sore losers, but he does it so gracefully.",He lost? +Because it was way after he threw the ball which is why it's a penalty so it doesn't count as a hit.,"Well, from the QB's perspective, I'm sure it counts as a hit." +"If Camera lenses are round, How come pictures turn out Rectangular??",Because of the size and shape of what's actually capturing the image. +Zienna in motion,PHOTOSHOP +Someone has reported a Verizon device with OEM unlock option greyed out...,Oh really? +Some houston grown White Fire,H-Town represent! +"I skate, and you are so wrong just bequiet.",seems like i forgot the +"How about you go ahead and ask just how many people who own gaming PCs own consoles and start there. Because I can guarantee you that overlap is far from as big as you think it is. And when you're done with that, give me proof that RDR2 is coming to PC at all. I'll wait. ;)",How about you do your own research and post the findings in your argument instead of asking others to bring fuel for your tantrum. +*heavy breathing miracle/mill rogue*,This card would be a lot more balanced if it didn't exist +Reminder not to whitewash the undead this Halloween,If you whitewashed POC zombies then at least they're less likely to be shot by the police. +"Late 20s level in major city, what's currently left to play for? I live downtown in a major northeast city with many colleges (Boston) where gyms are turned over every few hours so gym battling becomes just training. Except for eggs hatching (and even that has decreased excitement with increased 2km eggs with common spawns) at Level 27 the current game doesnt offer all too much to play for. Im hoping they will add some different things to purchase in the shop (perhaps binoculars to see spawns further away) or at least fix and add the SF beta tracking so we can see rares more easily. The game really has slowed down to a crawl, particularly without 3rd party trackers to at least look for rares. When you need 200,000XP points to levels up, catching those Drowsees becomes pretty boring.",but that Youngster gold medal is waiting +$550 FOLDABLE 4K NOTEBOOK DRONE,What's the name of that smoothie place he goes? +How has someone's kindness inconvenienced you?,"When my brother or dad do my laundry because I haven't got around to it yet and throw in something dark or red with my light colored laundry Better enjoy pink socks and pigment stained shirts for the rest of the year because that shit ain't coming out, but thanks for the help anyways" +Innovation..... What...... Not apple they haven't done that in years,"They got rid of the headphone jack, what else do you want?" +Cops' facial recognition database has half of US adults on file,Is there somewhere I can upload a picture of my face to make sure I am not in said database? +Shame he does.,I thought he was vegan. +"I couldn't find any thumb grips I liked, so I designed some 3D-printable, Low Profile Thumb Grips. Enjoy!",Pinching master race +What would those be?,I'm guessing border wall with machine guns and shoot on sight orders +Or they see them as the young diversified outlook that will help the company move forward. That's your new hr admin,It's the people wearing the offending costumes that need to be fired. +Sorry for the low FPS towards the end. Error with the recording software. Card and foul looked perfect though.,I'm so annoyed with you. +Yet another Blitz death,nah dude he hit the centimeter of your head showing above the shield. +Why would only Samsung users get rewarded for playing the game before it came out worldwide?,Probably the game causes to the Samsung become hot af and almost explode +Just your everyday Mario theme song cover,I have a gun so it doesn't matter if I miss notes and sound shitty +"Kansas Penalty Report - NASCAR Hands #88 team P2 penalty for lug nut infraction, Greg Ives fined $10,000",Poor Jr +Didn't seem like it to me at all. This sub is just on one,Lol sorry if I was being sarcastic I would've put that weird +I HAD THE MOST OP RUN TODAY !!!!1!1!11 (Shitpost),"Whoa, cool, seed?" +"hillary clinton is a fucking corrupt cunt. cant get paid to talk like that, right?","oh yeah, you've totally convinced me" +(try to reply to the comments you are answering instead of creating new ones. The people you're replying to don't get notified now and it is unclear who you are replying to),Seems pretty ignorant of her. +Yeah I'm always dubious about fixes people do themselves when they have to ask if they can drive it like this to begin with...,Just use the e-brake +They seem to really find it crucial to have a settler in every capital for around 300 turns,"Hey, man, that's really important to any strategy." +Who cares about this Russian propaganda?.,You forgot the +Seppuku you mean? I think.,"No, he obviously means sudoku." +Stole EVERYTHING and replaced with EXACT DUPLICATES.,"Case closed, everyone." +This weeks nightfall is harder than the heroic raid. Seriously. [misc],"Just wait for wretched eye with void burn, that will be fun" +I agree with Dylan,"Dude, he's so fucking edgy and cool." +"A religious leader must be impeccable. If they are leading the path to truth, nothing they say should be two-faced. It doesn't make sense that those who claim moral superiority to have words that go in different directions or then entire net seems more like scheme than enlightenment.","Lying for the Lord, remember Captain Moroni says stratagems are ok if you've got righteous motivations." +"I often experience the reverse of this. You put your blinker on. I slow down and give you plenty of space to change lanes. Instead, you continue to sit in your lane for the next 15 seconds, making me look like an idiot for holding up the traffic behind me. I then get frustrated and zoom forward, only for you to cut off whoever is behind me -_-","To be fair, you really need a good quarter mile of open space in order to safely merge or change lanes." +ok so simple solution to this whole clusterfuck. Tell said vendor to come on here with a pgp signed message. I mean if she is giving incentives to do reviews surly she would like to drum up more sales by putting all this to rest. until then post should be continued to be removed regardless of what proof anyone has.,also i'd like to tag u/mdmangel to get the word out about my proposad solution.. +I like how we're supposed to conveniently ignore the Texas-Oklahoma-Nebraska-TAMU voting bloc that made life miserable for the smaller schools in the conference from day one and just blame Texas because the latter two got butthurt and left. We're also supposed to ignore that half the conference had been flirting with other conferences since the '80s and '90s.,"No, no, I'm pretty sure they left because we bullied poor sweet innocent Nebraska and A&M all the time." +TIL that Chef from South Park had a #1 hit in the U.K with Chocolate Salty Balls in 1999,"The guy who voices chef, whoever he may be, missed his calling as a singer." +The Leafs just scored 2 goals in 8 seconds,Leafs Stanley cup champions confirmed +Travis Cloke is a Western Bulldogs player for pick 76,"Overs, for sure." +"You are aware he didn't stop right, The guy who uploaded it is LITTERALY called Gumsmanak GuMsmanak... M.",lol ur a retarded scam supporter arent u +So is ash going to age now?,"Ash never ages because he syphons the energy from his female companions, which is why he now always switches to a new one." +"How has the presidential debate, in the United States of America, come to this level of fuckery?",BECAUSE OF HILARY! +"As of right now, the only destination if he was going to be traded, I'd like to see him at is the Jets. A Howard+possibly Smith for Trouba if Howard stays in this shape.","Yeah, cause they dont gave any good goalies" +yeeeeeeees?,Ang hirap ng clue mo! +"This is what 10x Better Sound Quality looks like, apparently.",That leather on the ear cups looks structurally functional and aesthetically appropriate. +"Thats why I said Satellite connections dont just drop out like *that*, aka immediately with absolutely no warning.","Birds, radar, sunspots" +"Why the fuck is the only topic of conversation the fact that Trump said he would not necessarily accept the outcome, and not the blowout win?",American History started in 2001... that's why. +Laker fans are in no position to talk shit. Im surprised you haven't changed your flair to golden state yet.,"Hey man, the Lakers are only down 13 against the Warriors right now, I think we're in position to talk a lot of shit." +"Well, and it damages and undermines democracy. It's a terrible precedent. But, right, nobody's gonna back him but his most fringe supporters, so nothing will come of it.","Right, because the US hasn't done enough already to undermine democracy inside and outside of its borders over the years." +The time it would take to learn fluent self-asshole licking (without injury) might equal the time it takes to be a pool shark.,"Ah, exCUSE me, I believe the term is 'autoanalingus'" +"Sorry, I thought I copied and pasted the edited version. 2 has the added: It should be beatable yet test your zooka flare and smoke skills (not short cuts or direct paths). Will edit rules. Thanks ET. :)",Can't wait for you guys to try it with all my ice on hammerman day tomorrow +And people act like KD was throwing shade at OKC saying that Golden State was fun. Who wouldn't want to play there?,well westbrook wouldnt have thrown a pass that wouldve made kd trip over like that +Who needs fighter jets when you've got IRA snipers?,Can't tell if +ANON HAS A GREAT IDEA TO SAVE THE ELECTION FROM SOROS' ELECTRONIC VOTING - GET IN HERE!!!,WHERE'S THE FUCKIN STICKY? +'Lil desperate?,He should have sent his money via the SWIFT network instead if he was in such a hurry +Final debate fact-check: Clinton and Trump's claims reviewed,"Wow, thanks for Correcting the Record, you cuck shill." +Was Battlefield 2 casual too?,Battlefield 2 hasn't even been announced yet +"Yes, stand that close to the Exothermic Charge, that always works out.","Don't be ridiculous, they got a shield infront of them!" +"I'm not overly sold on Liquid being invited for anything other than regional representation. Og maybe since they did ok at MDL (3rd?). Secret have an outside shot since they shuffled in 3 top 6 players, almost as deserving as Fnatic who shuffled in top 3 top 8 players :/ But their weak showing online and in MPGL might have shot themselves in the foot. :/ it's hard since there's no good data",but Secret is faceit champion +FYI this thread reads like a YouTube video comment section.,Anyone know how to install minecraft? +Does anyone know what this could mean?,Forgot to deactivate his dead man's switch? +That is nuts! This is not how flagship products from a reputable brand are supposed to perform. I cannot believe they have gotten away with it for this long. It's obvious to me they are just making false promises and hoping their customers stop caring.,At least our 'beloved' can't explode and kill everyone we love +PraY is rank 9 in NA solo q,Who cares about PraY when we have Faker... +"Can we talk about the real conspiracy of the eradication of the past tense of the word see from the English language? See used to have a past tense, but it is now gone. Replaced with the past participle seen. My buddy, who is a wood worker, was cutting wood using a hand tool and he swore he seen the past tense of see. But I think I seen him on crack once. So he is unreliable. Personally, when I was a child I was on a see-seen and thought I seen the past tense of see, but I think I only seen a mirage.",OMG I SAW THE MANDELA EFFECT +Splatoon confirmed for Ninentdo Switch! Woot.,"GUYS, PANTS" +"Supreme x kids, palace and dancer tee",No way is anyone paying for those pit stains more than retail +Four minute nuclear response time?,But Trump said pussy! +"I want to brag on my little girl a bit, I'm so proud. Sorry, I don't want to post this on social media but I'm so damn proud of her I have to share with someone other than my wife. We had our daughter's Kindergarten parent teacher meeting yesterday and the first thing her teacher said to us as we sat down was ok, so, first of all, she is the reason teachers get into teaching, she's smart, she listens, she behaves and she is super sweet, I want to take her home with me. That was the most amazingly proud feeling and makes me so happy to have her as my daughter. Again, sorry to brag but I'm just so damn proud of her.",Congratulations +"So yeah, a collegue at work just tried to convince me that asparthame was used in the holocaust. Then he perceded to tell me how dangerous aspartame is, and linked me several pubmed studies. Little did he know I've studied this subject extensively and have studied some biochemistry. So I read through the studies, every study was in favor of aspartame. So linked them back and quoted everything. Am I a douche? Kinda pumped after that, gonna kill legs now.",I hear some of the female SS officers were drinking diet coke to try to lose a little weight due to the pressure of being surrounded by all of those anorexic skinny jewish bitches. +"Hitler, because he did nothing wrong.",I think you dropped this. +One Piece 843,"Now would be a great point for three chapters Wano Kingdom, and a break after that." +I'm 40.,Only 12 year olds celebrate Christmas and birthdays +"84 rejected Clinton campaign slogans, courtesy of WikiLeaks",My favorite: Let's Just Let Trump Speak +"Awwww yes. The 'photograph my wedding for free, it will be great for your portfolio'.",Give me your time for free because I asked +grill attaks purg,No neck club +Welcome to the future. Now I just need to start saving and maybe I can afford a Tesla before I retire!,Welcome to the future... just keep your palms up and no futher than 1 inch from the wheel at all times. +PWG's BOLA Stage Three Had Me in Tears,50 year old Japanese man demands it in the butt +I didnt see them rubbing anything in,"Obviously since there was a headphone jack in the video, they're smearing Apple" +"Anyone else hoping to see bigger maps? I'm loving this game. For me this beta has felt more like CoD than the last three years of games. However the maps size makes it a very stressful experience with little to no breathing room. I'm hoping that with the full launch bigger maps are revealed. Not big maps, but bigger. I think 25% bigger would be sufficient. I think terminal remake may actually be a good size (even though I never really cared for the map).",Stonehaven remade as moonhaven with exo jumps +"That's exactly what has happened for my daughter. When she was 14, she printed a short resume and went around town with it. Had a job within a month. I actually really admire her, because I reckon she could walk in anywhere and get a job. It's funny because I'm an old fart and hate her hair cut and her 4 earrings in one ear, but she is such an awesome girl and she obviously is able to project her amazing personality (I may be biased as her mother, but she is kinda amazing). It is a timing thing. But in my daughter's case, I think they remember the polite girl who left the resume and they pick it out and ring her. Four jobs in four years, often she has two at a time as she does now. And excellent references, as you say. It's doable.","You've sold me, is she single?" +"While everyone is posting their l/d nat 5s from ToA, I'm just super hyped to play with this guy",Omg i was waiting so long for another epic pull on this sub +"Because, of course, Hillary is just an extension of her husband...","If she can't manage her husband, how can she manage our country?" +"Crime rates are lower in the past 10 years than they have ever been, and we have a better standard of living than most of the rest of the world. Our society isn't rotting from within. Our society is flourishing.","But white dudes aren't on top anymore, so obviously everything's terrible." +Isn't it just a copy of the Batman Vs Superman posters?...,Yes and Civil War was just a copy of BvS +Businessaurus is a wicked dinosaur name.,Shame about the racial connotations +"Y'all definitely didn't help, but you didn't make OU lose to UH of OSU lose to CMU. Or Texas to Cal. Or KSU to Stanford. Or TCU to Arky. Just weird.",Maybe....Briles was the glue that held the conference together! +I feel like my governor deserves an Indecisive trait.,"It's obviously describing two different heads, silly" +I can never root for Shelby with how mean she sounds when she's talking about Justin...,"Yes, he has been so nice to her." +They nominated the best candidate that contended for either party's nomination!,best candidate in THE HISTORY of American politics! +"So are you saying if I run tomb and kill the mini boss, all I would get is soul shield(6man) or nothing(4man). Now all I have to do is kill the last boss to get drops. You know whats pretty unrewarding, getting nothing from killing a mini boss in a long dungeon.",No you should obviously get an ornament from every mini-boss in tomb +Anyone that says they have a clue is lying.,"Except me, I own one of the players so obviously I know" +Salty ass girl knew she can't do it with both arms and legs.,But she can't wait for next year's tough mudder! +"yes, but not as laggy as you'd expect","Lots of mirrors, was that laggy?" +"I think it's just insult to injury more than anything. They steal your stuff, then use the money from that to spy on you.",Well they have to know when you have more things to steal. +Bergevin doing thangs?,Emelin for Trouba +Ethan exposes Joey Salads's fake and racist social experiment.,B...but pc culture is ruining the country +"From the wiki: TIL Karma Shoppe (Or: what are those yellow/golden numbers near some people's names anyway?) So.. we all know that internet points are worthless... or are they? Are you interested in making TIL a better place? Are you someone who cannot stand to see inaccurate TIL posts? You're not alone! Just send the moderators a message and include a link to the submission with a short explanation detailing why a post is inaccurate or which rule it breaks. If the submission ends up being removed, you get awarded magic TIL points!TM Rewards: 25 TIL Points: Flair! (Our choice) Be inundated with random PMs 50% of which are How did you get that bra by your name?! and the other 50% are How did you get that taco by your name?! 250 TIL Points: Custom flair! (Your choice!) Get a red bra or a flour tortilla taco! You provide the icon and we'll put it by your name! No funny looking penises allowed. 2500 TIL Points: Apply to become a moderator! You obviously know the rules as well as we do and we're getting tired of seeing your name in the mailbox! Comes with a free loathing for everyone and everything on the internet!",TIL I get half the benefits of 2500 TIL points without doing anything. +"AMA I sell 10M+/year with my 98% autopilot FBA business. On the side I have a website, seminar and tools to sell my secrets to people. it's more of a hobby I swear. I promise I can make you rich just give me money first. Guys seriously stop posting these scammers on this sub-reddit like Ryan Moran. It's embarrassing. In fact why don't you reply to this post with your favorite worst secret selling scam artist to warn the poor souls browsing this place.",This AMA has not been vetted by the staff +Why... Why would you play music on the train? Please help me understand your mental illness.,Because everyone needs whatever they're doing disturbed because my music is the best and appropriate for everyone's taste and mood at the time. +Wikileaks has a surprise for Tim Kaine and Donna Brazile,you cheeky bastards... +You don't need 32gb of ram just for gamaing,Ah crap I clicked it twice. +You missed some punctuation and your sentence parsing is worse than a primary school student.,Does it really enrich your internet experience by pointing that out? +"If the election is won through voter fraud, why should Trump accept the results? Why should any American?",Because it has never happened before! +And *pray* the refs don't see!,You mean pay the refs +I now realize what Nintendo meant when they said the Switch wouldn't replace the Wii U or 3DS. This is going to replace the Wii U **and** the 3DS.,Wait till the nintendo unveiled the nintendo switch head gear to replace VR +Being a PC Gamer and a student in a nutshell,I see you've used a racist hate symbol at the end. +The human eye only sees 30 fps huh?,The human eye can only see 24FPS which is cinematic mkay? +"Yeah it's all nice and pretty, except I get 200 fps on every map that isn't one of the two you just listed, in those two I get 130",Because that is such a perceptible change in framerate l. +Obama and Hillary tried (are trying?) to extradite him to the US for crimes that he didn't even commit in the US. Kim has been open with his lifestyle in New Zealand and isn't trying to hide anything but the US thinks they have the ability to charge him in the states. What he is doing in New Zealand is completely legal.,Well in that case Russia ought to move to New Zealand. +"embrace the draft, every time i see a Tracer pick on my team I grab tassadar and the Tracer gets free reign the entire game.",I tried that and was told by tracer that tassadar is a useless hero :( +Apple lawsuit reveals most chargers sold on Amazon are fake,No shit. +What's the longest period you've spent single?,23 years [I'm 23] +"The thing requires almost no investiment to attune for how easy it is to use it and the effort you have to put to counter it. Now everyone needs to carry a lot of repair powder and an arsenal of backup weapons if they want to make sure they'll live. Not even in Dark Souls 2 acid was this ridiculous, for how strong it was it still required multiple casts to break someone's weapon.","Well, everyone has some million souls spared with the Silver Knights anyway, so repair powder isn't that expensive" +I said the same thing in a different thread where the exact same picture was posted and got called old LOL!,You're old. +"Well, this last summer was indeed the weakest split EU has ever had so...",So weak he could actually find success for the first time in his entire carrer +"If so, then I guess it's an attempt to fight fire with fire. But Clinton supporters don't have any reason to be desperate.",Clinton and her husband is responsible for ruining millions of lives around the world ..... *but* bringing up Trump saying in a tape that he likes to grab groupies by the pussy as equivalent discourse is not desperate at all +"Quick question, how do I download the dlc? (Xbox)",Does the DLC show up in the ready to install section for ds3? +Osweiler is so scared of him he doesn't even throw to him anymore,"Hey Brock is a top tier elite 18 million dollar QB, he isn't scared of anything.." +"This man logic 2.0 bc I don't want you, you gotta insult me...","I think my favourite part of this one is this is why people don't reach out and do nice things What the hell, op, how could you turn down his selfless offer of sexting?" +Fixed pitch propellors are the devil.,An prop that wont feather is the devil. +It's no sheep but...,Pfft JUST another bridge? +guy: your clothes are gay me: I know they just came out of the closet,Why do I spend my free time reading this? +Kyrgyzstan cannot find its constitution,Doesn't bother the UK that their is missing. +Couldn't watch cuz his eyebrows were uneven lol,um excuse u hater +Who's digging Korn's new album?,I really liked Korn's new album Cold World...... +Voting No Confidence is my plan.,"Yeah, I like that guy, too." +Well I had it before I smoked so imma say no to that one.,"How do you know with all that memory loss, you might have been smoking all that time." +"Does Firaxis look at this subreddit for suggestions/feedback? Cool! A big one standing out to me is the inability to queue buildings (From what I can tell) and, like others, the inability to view stats during the AI's turns. Also, a City can attack notification would rock my socks.","I also found the lack of a queue (or the lack of it being obvious, at least) annoying in several cases." +"If you think the joy-con controllers too small, you never played this.",I have a DS lite and a Game Boy Player and I still play my GBA games on this +"Sorry, should have been more specific -- the C13 version has been bought out, and now re-listed at $7 by a few vendors on TCGPlayer. But... why? Still ~30 cents for Alliances copies.",It's the only new frame printing and is the only version with that art. +"But like, even if Stanford ends up 8-4, they will still get ranked",Those had better be 4 quality losses though +What game are you referring to?,Probably No Man's Sky +How do I respond to this apologist argument?,So all a new religion has to do is claim its new holy book has 99 names of its god XYZ and that will make it true. +I met some Australians last week who told me it's illegal not to vote. Quite the contrast with our bull shit.,We should make it illegal to not stand during the national anthem too. +I agree it's bullshit. But until policy is written that protects officers from shit like that I fully understand the resistance to them.,"Yeah it undoubtedly needs to change, when our political overlords at the federal level finally enact some sweeping Criminal Justice reform, we can rest assured that they will include this on their checklist of things-to-do." +its true though. People act like they don't have to actually play well because the archetype they picked will do the work for them. It's not how it works.,But my 6'10'' 86 slasher with posterizer can't finish! +Depends. If it boosts moral instead of plain walls and keeps their imagination active then I would consider it a boon instead.,Sorry should have put an +I would never use a fallen loved one as a political prop. This is disgusting.,Yeah I'm sure he'd hate to know his story inspired millions to oppose the bigotry he fought against. +That happens for everything you watch on Netflix.,It's an easter egg everywhere +"Oh that's complete bullshit! And really derogatory toward women. Most species, including human, are Matriarchies.","Oh ok then, you've really changed my point of view!" +"TIL that nuclear power plants are one of the safest ways to generate energy, producing 100 times less radiation than coal plants. And they're 100% emission free.","The best part of nuclear power is how easy nuclear waste is to dispose of safely, and how accidents, though rare, are always harmless." +Who's taking over/unders that the newbie 'passports on us,i aint no swisspassport fam +Tbh what I said wasn't meant to be a critique. It was 7am local and I was just getting home so the words weren't happening,I was being +They absolutely nailed the Green Arrow /Black Canary dynamic,Yeah but they completely forgot about Felicity! +Siege alphabet.,Cute. +Sweet Jesus that is one of the strangest things I've ever seen. It's like an exmo video being used as inoculation. Good luck with that shit!!,I'm sure that'll be reeeaaal successful +"With Women as Key Planners, Events at Trump Venues Are Down","It just shows that women are not good at anything, amirite?" +minions have the longest cc in the game? sounds about right.,It's not the minions fault that you get yourself swarmed right next to an unpassable terrain. +"DE thinks it's fine. They keep adding it to everything everywhere, while simultaneously making enemies bullet sponges. But hey, who am I to question them.","well, borderlands, destiny and division are popular..." +Tomo-chan wa Onnanoko! Ch. 448,"Beach OVA chapter is full steam ahead , Tomo anime is confirmed now right ?" +pretty sure most kids who play unturned own a potato of a pc that can't even run this game,My grapefruit can run Unturned at maximum graphics and still have a smooth 90 FPS. +"You mean the government stepped in and told them to knock that shit out? But i was told in a glorious libertarian paradise people would just stop using the bank, and if all the banks did that, i should just start my OWN bank!",That has worked well so far! +Nah fam your body,Oh shit I couldn't think of that +Now people are 'reporting bugs' just to get the hat. Just like when people were trying to get the veteran berets by stating they 'played the game before steam release',"dud, i be playing this gam for liek 3 weeks but i play Unturned before it was cool GIVE HAT" +i was so heartbroken when i saw peanuts face after the series ;-; glad that the crowd cheered for him,But na crowds are shitty salty pieced of shit that only boo teams that aren't American +It seems like he only uses Swedish when both Daniel and Loui were out there.,"Yeah, because it would make a ton of sense to speak Swedish to Tanev or Gudbranson...." +Hmmm... Trying to define Rush by one of their songs. Maybe YYZ? That's what immediately comes to mind.,Roll the Bones. +Gonna have to go with Nate on this one again. He called 49 out of 50 in 2008 and 50/50 in 2012.,But brexit though! +Reported,please tell me there's a +Christians would sadly go with D). He sent the rapist to teach the person something... Because that lesson could only be learned as a child whilst receiving a life-long traumatic experience that'll probably ruin the person for years to come.,The Lord doesn't give you anything you aren't strong enough to handle +"With all these EVERYTHING MUST FALL things going on , here's my dog loki to take your mind off things",cool dawg +Reminder: when Obama was asked about rigged elections he said : I come from Chicago.. sometimes Democrats monkeyed with elections.. People in power have a tendency to tilt things in their direction. That's why we need paper trails on electronic machines so that you have something to hang onto...,"Hey, that was then, this is now." +What should have NEVER became as popular as it did?,This post +It might be far-fetched but I hope Wonder Woman becomes the FIRST DCEU film and the FIRST non-Batman DC film to make a billion worldwide.,Too bad It needs 5 billion to break even +Cinema Arts Theatre Kickstarter for New Seats!,I hope this is posted here every day until it's funded! +Some people are just AWESOME!!!,"Don't worry guys, it's just a feature!" +Halloween event: MTX vs the ingame event,"I'm not that impressed either at the moment, I am willing to try the event first though before having my final opinion.. The hidden pet better be worth it, it's not like I am already spoilt for choice though..." +"AT&T to buy HBO, CNN, and the rest of Time Warner for more than $80 billion",How good/bad could this be for HBO? +"Sexual assault., to be precise.",but only men can do that to women. +I found a smith press with two 5# plates with clips on it this week. Wut....,Safety first! +(spoilers production) So someone inside production is reacting to all the spoilers getting out.,What about D&D spoiling books for the rest of us? +We have it next year.,"See, the NFL knows my ideas are awesome and proactively planned for it." +"UPDATE: package literally just arrived safe and sound. Thanks for the replies, guys. I'm off to hyperspace.",watch out they will cross reference every package that was just delivered and hone in on you! +Anyone else seen this? I can barely find anything about it online,I also saw one of these the other day but can't remember where I saw it... +Does somebody recognise this woman? Some women were super excited to meet her - and I have no idea why,Looks a bit like her old show Streetmate. +"Just FYI Katz's will do cheese with meat, they aren't a kosher deli.",Yep. +"Kulak sits, Wideman back in the lineup",I see we've already embraced the tank then? +Someone didn't grow up seeing 3 Ninjas.,Rocky Loves Emily... +"Don't bother, you'll never make it worthwhile.",Not with that attitude! +"So after 18 years, the baby can sponsor the parents? That's a really long con.","Well that does seem to be the idea, but remove con with the idea that retiring to Canada is the plan or sending kids to school here etc." +nice b8 m8,liquid flair +"While that's true, it's important to remember that it's not just Trump supporters who are like that. The vast majority of people (Trump, Clinton, Johnson, Stein, Bernie supporters alike) fall for this sort of reaffirmation of their beliefs.",Get out of here with your blasphemy. +Annett in 2017? Where does he end up in this mess? He brings sponsorship with him and it's theorized that HScott is downsizing or disappearing altogether. FRM replacing buescher? (replacing biffle?) Replacing Brian Scott at RPM (a reunion of sorts) a second LFR team? I'm interested in anybodies theories in this fun thought exercise.,To the 5 obviously +And folks this is why you don't watch porn,"Yeah, I should be busy harassing women instead right?" +Every scene with Anakin ruined Attack Of the Clones,"But he hates sand, it develops his character!" +"Yeah, having that dude for a father? Her life is fucked.",Reddits better when you +"Do you know anything about software development? You can't have 10 guys trying to fix a single bug, they'll end up wasting all of their time figuring out the same things. Bug-hunting is a lot of learning the implementation details of your code, and trying to piece something together in your head. Most of that stuff doesn't translate well into communication. The overhead of having a team talking together about hunting for a bug is way bigger than just putting 2 people down and letting them figure it out, while you let the rest of the people work on new stuff. There's probably 2-3 guys a Valve trying to figure the replay bug out right now. Heck they might even be working on a fix. Believe it or not, it's actually pretty common to work on multiple things at the same time in software development!","did you forget ,redditors are all Phd in computer programming" +"That seems like a pretty harsh sentence, the guy doesn't deserve a day over 900 years in my opinion.","I know right, just thinking of him getting government housing for 1000 years makes me sick!" +"Patrick mahomes is the best QB in college football... And yes, that's including that guy from the bird school",Kansas has a QB? +"If Neeley goes up, the 4 girls are going to solidify as strong as ever. The only reason they're scrambling is they assume America hates them still and only 1 of them will stay off the block. Alex would take Whitney to F4 with the other 2 girls if she could.",But the BSers never strategize and they just hope for America to help them. +My irst time posting please be gentle ;),This I forgot +"Well, we are losing to Vandy all time I have no room to talk.","...losing to Vandy Yeah, I got no idea what that's like......" +Fantastic suggestion for the game I was thinking we could like have a nuclear missile but it would not be OP because it would be super rare!!!!!11!!!1!!!,wat he fuck are u saying dis missile ned a fuking flamethrower that shoots laser beams and then makes a meteor shower with boss aliens inside +"Login problems with the new update whenever i try to login with steam, i get sent to the steam site for account info. i enter my info and it checks out, i get sent to the Csgolounge site and a i get the message you are logged in the top right corner, but i still can't access my acount. all i can do is to login again and then get the same result. does anyone have a solution to this/experienced the same problem?",same problem here +"Like, is anyone arguing that people who are for the closure of sweatshops or the prosecution of sweatshop owners is anti-sweatshop worker rights?",I am against child abuse therefore I must be against children. +It's really so pigmented! As it's applying to her eye patchy af. Eye roll x100,Don't forget - it's applying patchy because she has 11 hour old makeup on her face. +"If marrying 14 year old girls was common in the 1830's and God endorsed that, why are prophets today swayed by the worldly practice of marrying women in their 20's. God's laws don't change!","God's laws don't change, but human understanding of God's will is imperfect so the laws and expectations change as our understand changes." +"Bruh, that girl's like 14.",If she 14 I'm 14 +Jesus is part Japanese?,Hey-sues +You realize they don't play the same position? Can't exactly play with 5 forwards in a game like this,but you can in Fifa/FM +"Well, it's not like we asked. We just looked while scratching our neckbeards.",Cause someone that young and a female on top surely isn't smart enough to figure out that you can have multiple reddit accounts +a lack of planning on mombies part does not constitute an emergency on OP's. if the bitch wanted her tendies she should have got in earlier,But then she would've had to wait in a *longer line* and she just *can't* subject her poor bayyybeees to that! +Interesting fact: Hillary went to Yale shortly after they started accepting women.,But like racism and misogyny are so over like for trillions of years why can't we just move on +The most interesting slide from the Bitcoin On-Chain Scaling Conference in China,Lets give miners full control of the bitcoin consensus system. +"The new villains team name Watts, Tyrion, Cinder and Hazel. Team WTCH, which is very fitting since so many speculate that Salem herself is a witch.",Now all we need to do is figure out if they weight the same as a duck! +WOW. BURFICT JUST SLAPPED THAT GUYS HELMET. TRYING TO GIVE HIM A CONCUSSION!!!1!!,"I don't root for any players to ever get injured, but burfict could die a slow painful cancer death and I wouldn't bat an eye." +"These same people also advocate for more of the welfare state which simultaneously expands their reproductive capability at the expense of the middle/rich classes, whilst demolishing the family unit which is the only means besides genetics to improving a child's intelligence and environment.",This is hilariously +Can you please stop posting this?,Gotta get that sweet sweet youtube money though! +10 mins? Lets be real the phishing and scamming is constant 60/24/7 on every world of the ge :p,60 days of he year isn't that bad +"It's scarier than that, actually. There are no negative repercussions to a bad sesame score (at least not directly), but there are plenty of benefits. They offer incentives to make people *want* to maintain a high sesame score. ... But they base the score off the scores of the people you associate with too. So if you don't agree with the government, and fall into line, your friends stop calling and texting, they take you off Facebook, remove you from Skype and Twitter and leave you all alone because they don't want you dragging them down. They want those perks, like the ability to get government jobs, live in nice places with good internet, and the ability to leave the country without having to file paperwork 2 years in advance. -- If you don't do as they say and keep your score high, you'll find yourself somehow all alone in some of the most crowded cities in the world.","Well, it's not so bad because most of those listed social media sites are already censored in China." +If Purpleguy(FNAF World) met William Afton. Would that cause a Universe End scenario?,"No,because Purple guy is only a game sprite" +"Banks preparing to leave UK over Brexit, says banking body chief executive",Multinational criminal organizations leaving the country... OH NO WHAT WILL WE DO WITHOUT THEM. +"If online scans are currently available, how exactly is an $8000 printed copy going to be more available?","More available to your betters, peasant!" +"Real Madrid could pay 100 million euros for Dybala, but it would be on January of 2018.",Can he play DM? +"I think you may not be using the phrase capitalism in the same way that we are. What Republiken is saying is that even if left-wing liberals support some redistribution and expansion of social programs, when it comes down to either fascism or the actual expropriation of the means of production, liberals historically have sided with fascism. The social democrats even killed Rosa Luxemburg.",Her name clearly violated a trademark though. +Well obviously you need to play farm simulator 1 through 17 to get a just of the story,"Duly noted, thank you kind sir/ma'am!" +Living the life.,Or spend time with the family +"7-1 Utah at #17, 6-2 CU (close losses @ Michigan & SC) at #23, 5-2 WSU (undefeated in Pac-12) NR I know it's not a great year for the usual Pac-12 suspects, but these teams seem to be getting screwed by the AP poll.","but bro, western michigan and houston would totally be able to hang in the pac-12." +"2% chance of winning according to Princeton Election Consortium. 538 is by far the most favorable model to Trump, which is funny given how much hate Nate Silver gets from the alt-right these days.",don't you mean Nate Plastic? +"They had been feuding for a while. It's not LOLTNA, it's just questionable timing.",A tag wrestler beats your top card monster makes sense bro +Account Immediately Suspended I took the plunge and created an Amazon Seller Account today to try and get myself into the wonderful world of online business and to make some money on the side. Immediately my account was suspended by amazon. Is this normal? I have added my bank account details and don't really know how to progress from here.,Could you please post the only message you got from Amazon? +So that's what it feels like to win one of those.,Maybe we should be down at halftime every game so we can come from behind for the win? +"Fox News: This poll spells the end for Trump and we have three Democrats/NeverTrumpers to tell us why, so please welcome Schoen, Krauthammer and Geraldo",Might as well not vote +What are all of the things you'd do with your SO if you somehow got one?,Watch The Lion King on Valentine's Day. +"You could certainly be correct, but that's a pretty absurd claim to preface with obviously when we have literally nothing to base it on from JC this season. We have absolutely no way of knowing what a healthy JC would have done with that amount of work, particularly given what a cake schedule they've had so far.",Its pretty obvious from the 10 touches we've seen in his 2 games that he's trash now +I'm sure the gov is doing something But this is just appalling,"Bias media kasi, hindi naman totoo ang sinasabi nila." +"But then, in countries where the gun control is tight, the mob relies on knives and blunt trauma weapons (see UK, where legal guns are still possible to obtain nonetheless), and they're very ineffective. Same day as Sandy Hook a man went postal in a Chinese school of ages 6-11 with a knife -- injured a bunch (24), killed nobody. Of course, the US is too far gone to actually go the way of UK, too many guns circulating to close Pandora's box. So note that I'm not advocating for a reduction of guns in the US, it won't work out. I simply disagree with those who fetishise the 2nd Amendment.","If only all those kindergartners had had semi-automatic rifles, everything would have been fine!" +Coalition says cost gap between private vocational trainers and Tafes 'staggering',privatisation is always cheaper and better +"Yeah, GSP is one of the few guys who can singlehandedly carry a card.",But they'll have to spend so much money to re-introduce him to all of us! +Well that should make it easier for the Liberals to pick up the riding.,ya they've been so good at winning byelections +Right up there with mointanspalk and tromple,Not as good as baste. +You should be able to take the first name and just drop the space and anything after it.,"I feel like there were professors with the same first and last name, only differentiated by their middle initial." +He's right. We should put them in prison.,Empty those illegal immigrant workers from the detention centers and fill them up with Trump supporters. +Alina Gorghiu: PNL il va propune prim ministru pe Dacian Ciolos,WTF I love PNL now! +This just might be the most ridiculous comment I've ever gotten on a course,Constructive Criticism +Niko joins Heroic,Click bait title +You guys are pretty old to be playing this game. I'm surprised it still Interests the older guys.,i think he's talking about their levels. +"And Trump voters. Why does Trump say he will bring back american jobs. Yet his own business does not bother hiring American steel (buys chinese metal), clothing line made overseas and not in the US. There is no excuse other then wanting to pay Americans a fair wage.","But don't you see, it's the establishment's fault for not putting laws in place that *force* him to buy American!" +Here's a reminder to some of my Junglers: Please buy Bumba's mask,No my clear is already good let me get deaths toll +I am so glad there are no American boots on the ground.,"Don't worry man, he was just advising." +"Why don't we ever hear the protagonist breathing? In SL, Ginger Baby is like lol yer breeding is causing the locks to slip, might wanna attend to that fam But why don't we ever hear him? In a suit as compact and echoey as that one, we should hear SOMEthing. ANYthing.",he's breathing through is nose +"I Drew this when FNAF 3 Currently was not announced, Trust me.. I can do better...",golden freddy had a stroke +"Angry clowns confront store owner over 'racist' 'No Clowns Allowed' sign in London, Ont.",Yea clowns are a race. +"mmmm, ya kinda do though. Legally and all that jazz.",But she feels like a criminal +"This nonsense has to stop, people can't just walk in and ignore our immigration laws. These parents need to stop exporting their problems to us. Work to make your own countries great again. I say round up these people who are illegally here and get them back home safely. Tell them you are welcome here if you enter the country legally. In the mean time, work to fix your own country.","Yea, those stupid kids need to get to work fixing their third world countries!" +Why though ?,He promoted Nano as cheap car. +The pipe was in a seal tight container.,Did you put it back in there as soon as you were done smoking? +Proof that uber support is full of brainless morons.,At least their app is solid +Dude's got a messed up dick.,But is art man. +The new PvP arena only gives you 1 Ashen Estus flask. How are magic builds meant to play?,Switch to a crossbow and play like a man. +"PSA: Use Google for w2c, ID, wdym BEFORE asking Download Google Chrome. When you see an image you want to look up, right click and click on search google for this image. It'll likely link to an instagram post or tumblr that has the brand tagged. If not, then ask. Google that term if you don't know what it means so this sub doesn't get spammed with repetitive stupid questions. Stop spoonfeeding these dummies.",w2c those converse with a little heart +she's a little too fat. post-pregnancy sivir,"i think you dropped this, here you go" +Rex Ryan is hoping Marcell Dareus will be ready to make his season debut for the Bills against the Patriots.,Rex Ryan doing everything to win his personal SB next week +"related to this... i had one guy tell me that he was really good at getting introverts to come out of their shell, and a lot of girls had told him they appreciated that. no. just... no. there is a difference between an introvert and what i call the hipstrovert. a true introvert will engage with someone or invest energy in a conversation with someone when they see something of interest. they do not want to be brought out of their shell, because that means you're demanding energy from them that they don't want to spend on you. a hipstrovert just claims to hate people and wants to bury their nose in a ~~book~~ iWhatever, while hoping that the cute guy across the bar comes over so that they have someone to talk to and play the shy/coy game. there is no shell.",He must have learned that trick at gay conversion camp. +"Hey, what happens if you swap Cleave for Reave","It's basically the same build, just way worse haha" +"You see the problem with accurate reporting is that it doesn't help justify me and my mates firebombing refugee camps. Disjointed headlines appealing to the lowest common denominator, on the other hand...","I agree, you are right, but since when do you need a reason for that anyway?" +Should you prepare for ww3? If so how should you do it? Its obvious that ww3 is going to happen within the next 2 weeks. They say before the election so if it does happen whats the best route to prepare? I have 3 weeks of joylent (powdered food) 2100 calories a bag. What else can I do to prepare?,"Ah yes, once again we receive intel from that most reliable of sources, that paragon of undercover work, the seeker of serenity, the protector of Italian virginity, the mysterious Agent They." +This is Hanzo.,Looks like Jimmy Page to me. +Americans are pretty awful writting British characters. They either fall into the catergory of movie bad guy or Hugh Grant,You mean that's not representative of British people? +"it's just a joke, everyone just love throwing that buzzword around :P",Next time put +"Tom Brady now qualifies for passing stats. He leads NFL in passer rating (132.6) by nearly 20 points, completion % (75.2), yards per attempt, yards per game, TD to INT ratio, pretty much any stat you can think of.","He'll keep it up til the NFL starts checking the inflation levels of his footballs again, because clearly thats what is enabling him" +Priests Urge Pro-life Voters to Turn out on Election Day - One America News Network,"Yeah, because voting Republican for 36 years has helped the pro-life movement so much." +Arian Foster announces his retirement.,So is he droppable or... +"Yeah, if you're a rapist. Of Mother Earth.",TIL cars are for rapists. +I don't know why. Mark Mylod was awful.,because then they would have had to hire the female one? +When the enemy ship is going straight and steady :3,"Battleship OP Battleship needs nerf....... That Kongo needs a buff, you shouldnt be able to delete other ships like that" +The Blackhawks are the first team since the 2007-08 Thrashers to allow at least 13 PPG in first seven games.,blackhawks to quebec confirmed? +Allow me to explain what's going on in the comments. They are probably referencing the 21 month jail sentence he has been served.,"I just came because it said a she was beaten by a thug, but in the picture he is obviously not black." +"$50,000 annual expense account $100,000 nontaxable travel account $19,000 for entertainment.",Lemme put in a 10k computer with VR and travel games under travel +What are some of the worst/best analogies you ever heard?,"life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people" +"That's preposterous. If rehabilitation worked, I'm sure that the leader of the free world would have already enacted it.",I believe you dropped this +Shipping out a solution for free in a timely manner isn't good enough?,Nope everything should work 110% of the time and we should not need their awesome RMA services never ever +Ahh fuck.,At least it's not a Simpsons character like with Turkey. +Why even have a vote if there is going to be vote fraud. Otherwise it's a sham democracy and it's obvious who is behind it: corporations paying off government officials. Fascism.,"This election is rigged, I tell ya." +"In '16, BlueJays fans raised the most for charity through 50/50 sales in MLB! (and it wasn't even close!)",But one fan threw a beer can at an outfielder so we're all assholes +So Homer was actually Turkish? Nice one... and Socrates was probably Egyptian too,"No, Homer was actually a Hittite." +You're 52 minutes into a two week long event. There's still time for RNG to bless you,But mummy I wan't it **now** +"Donald J. Trump: Record crowd in Tampa, Florida- thank you! We will WIN FLORIDA, #DrainTheSwamp in Washington D.C. and MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!",[redacted] just told me that Florida is out of reach though! +Positions are so important in today's NBA,FTFY: Positions are so important in today's NBA +"Holy fuck, how many scandals can one man have?",Never more than Hillary +Did you try to turn it off and on again ?,you should really try *flashing* oxygen os again +"Her point was that if you want to accomplish X, you may have to tell one group that it's good to do it for one reason, and tell another group that it's good to do it for another. If one side heard what you were saying to the other, they would rail you, but for the good of achieving the goal you set out to accomplish, it is worth the manipulation and game playing.",Yeah she's totally just like Lincoln like she said +That's a recent development. They were leaking teams faster than they could add them until MLS came in.,How dare MLS meddle with the lower divisions. +steel Ace Holding B Checkers on Cache,Damn he should join a team. +Anivia,She came from an egg before the bird +Results are in: Germany is the best country in the world,"Yup, I totally see how Russia/China/India and half of african countries are better than most european countries... specially like Norway Switzerland Austria or Finland... not to mention the rest This is the most legit **top** I have ever seen" +I don't know why people are surprised that Sean Murray was a douche I mean he vapes for god sake's that is the clearest sign you could ask for.,Vaping cures canser you moron. +Please tell me whadup with your glowing wing shoulders?!,Flawless ornament from lighthouse on Trials gear +Polls suggest the Pirate Party who support Bitcoins as legal tender may win Saturday's election in Iceland,Time to buy Auroracoin! +Rev up those walls comrades,wtf I hate equality now +The genuine surprise is the best part,My favorite is when the crowd slowly realizes they are going to win once he gets through the blob of players and they go from ecstatic to bat-shit crazy +"1. NFL owners aren't evil incarnate, billionaire isn't an insult, and most people on this sub would be willing to do some pretty heinous shit for a controlling interest in an NFL franchise. 2. Roger Goodell isn't an idiot. He's just 1000% more concerned with the next T.V. contracts/next CBA than he is with things like domestic violence. One is a multibillion dollar problem. One is a multimillion dollar problem. 3. Contracts shouldn't be fully guaranteed.","Repping that flair well, I see." +Why Franklin sat DE Sickles for the first half of The Whiteout? He skipped one class to get home early for the bye week.,But I was told James Franklin was nothing but a snake oil salesman +"So why was Huma handling these classified emails, if even other government officials didn't have clearance?",You are a racist and sexist for dragging innocent Hummus into this +I do,Neat. +FUPA,Meh Tomato potato +OMG they are going to have 3 billion in debt. They have a 90% Debt to equity that means most of their assets are financed by debt ... No that's not how that works. 50% of their assets are financed by debt.,But how much of their equity is financed by debt? +Software Glitch lol. How many Trump votes are allready switched to crooked hillary ? who knows..,Shut up you conspiracy theorist! +I think it is a TV deal too. Vision a weekly TV series? Vision the movie?,But then they would have to stick to a schedule +Imagine dragons is boring music in general so i disagree.,"nah man, you can't just disagree in opinions what do you think this is?" +Idk why the fuck these scumbags would want to 'spread their seed'... Is that an impulse people have? The need to reproduce? Seems really odd that they'd want another generation of pathetic creepers raging that women don't want to be near them.,"Well, they're supreme gentlemen and the world would be better off with their sacred seed." +At that time nearly all immigration to the US was from Europe. Who is coming to your house matters too.,Except most of them were dirty papists +Update 25.10.2016 (Server Update),Cause there are too many players in Tier 5 so they need to make it harder to get there to make the games even smaller. +What does Jaina eat for breakfast?,"You forgot to GTFO, downvoted" +Not only crafting time ...there is so much stuff to do. Animal Ai ...,Yeah but cmon let's add two or three more guns I want it to be the new Call of Duty. +She has no charisma. Scott Steiner was incredibly charismatic. You may as well ask if Bo Dallas should be The Rock.,Downvoted for not Bolieving in Bo +Because Hillary would attempt to delete the evidence?,You mean Hilary? +Tony Romo's collarbone disagrees.,Tony Romo's whole body in general disagrees. +"It's sad. I look forward to these Bethesda instalments for the deep role playing it allows me to do. Like we are talking 500-1000 hour play throughs, each character. A LOT. But fallout 4? I beat it once and have not touched it since. There's a lot of complaints and a lot better writers than me have explained. It's just sad. If fallout 4 is any indication on how the next elder scrolls might be, I will have to find my role playing elsewhere. :(",At least you have Skyrim remaster to play? +"Wow. 455 subscribers. You can tell how smart and pervasive their ideas are from the lack of interest and support. That's how that works, right?","Oh yeah, definitely!" +Musd u fookin wot m9,Yey Drama +I see that as liberal doublethink honestly. The gay agenda is about pushing society away from God,"Yes, denying science in favor of magic - you're obviously full of rational thought" +I had been winning for years. God damnit OP,What game? +If they come into LA on commuter train tracks they need to cancel the project immediately as it will never meet legal speed requirements and will not be fast enough to compete with planes,"You better email the CA HSR Authority right now, just in case their engineering team overlooked that little detail." +GS has no rim protection. They are so fucked.,But but they have javale +I have a hard time relating to these posts. What drives me to study is self hatred and the fear of having a terrible life in the future. If I relax I lose the ability to study.,That is disturbingly relatable +I was typing this during garbage time lol,Any advice you can give me about my 401k? +"Chelsea Clinton has a BA with honors from Stanford, a Masters from Oxford, another Masters from Columbia, and a doctorate from Oxford. She also doesn't draw a salary from the Clinton Foundation. So uhhhhh...",Wow real con artist +This is why I'm gonna need to meet an educated female,omg are you the third section of the small intestine because i l u +I love how ppl are actually overreacting after game 1 in this thread,"We have KD, were supposed to win every game" +And people were worried that Battlefield 1 wasn't going to feel like World War One...,"Killfeed ffs, casuals..." +"I love how all the comments here are just stupid jokes until this one. If this was about some guy eating children people would be flipping their shit.. We have this insane inability to take serious the reality that anyone, not just creepy middle aged balding white men, can be freaky, awful people. Children can be totally horrendous, murderous fucks, too! They aren't innocent perfect little angels.. Google up a few documentaries on Children that harmed or murdered family members just because.",Those evil leftists oppressing white males. +Works a job making too much money to qualify for government assistance but doesn't make enough to pay for health insurance to pay for surgery for a life-threatening illness. What a screwed up system.,It's not the system she just didn't work hard enough. +"Tax avoidance is scummy. But then, I'm from one of those socialist European nations, where we like scoring high on happiness indexes and social securities.","Well, poor people get health care, and next thing you know, you're speaking Russian." +"Sorry, this video is not available in your region I'm sorry I thought this was the world wide web.",Where's the damn bot when you need it? +"HOLY FUCKING SHIT I KNOW HER My best friend dated that girl. We're the exact same age, from the same city and she is not auctioning off no fucking virginity, she gave it up on the first date! After getting stoned in the back of my boys 98 Corolla in a fucking parking lot in between soccer games he was refereeing back in our junior year! I'm sending this link to him right now. SHE IS A FUCKING LIAR. This type of shit makes me so fucking triggered bro!!. She is a thot! She's isn't worth shit! Don't even use the top shelf on her! Give her the dirty LQ Mexican weed and that's it! Goddamn the audacity of these fucking thots! 400k?!?!?!? Niggas getting that pussy for free!",I hope your story is true . +"Selling an fx8320 with motherboard combo, pm'd",pmed gahandi +"Twsbi Eco filled with Diamine Oxblood had a small leak, been having people ask if I'm okay since.",they're asking you if you're ok because of your long nails. +NotTheOnion: Mexico upset with Central American illegal immigrants who are taking Mexican jobs & driving down wages.,Racists! +So does 9 elixir cost $2.68?,HAHAHAHHAH THERES A CARD IN A VIDEO GAME WITH THE SAME NAME AS A CANDY HAHAHAHAH +"Why do we only get to play on side of the Allied forces in the campaign? As an Austrian, I would have loved to play as one of my ancestors and push against the Serbs...","You lost, get over it" +I'm a 3rd year food science student. Someone in my class said fat-free yogurt wasn't fat-free because it contained sugar. It upsets me that this guy might get a degree.,"Well duh, sugar makes you fat." +White House Urges Ban on Non-Compete Agreements,Obama must have reread his POTUS contract and realized he can't run for president of Kenya until 2025. +"Humans of Reddit, what signs should an animal pick up on that you like them?","If I pull my dick out, they better start running" +absurd good or absurd bad?,"Obivously absurdly bad, thats why they are stuck at 3400" +They (Socialblade) say that he makes anywhere from 600k to 11 Million Dollars.,Ahh well that clarifies things +What does Obama have to do with that?,"He's black, they must know each other right?" +"option for bypassing need for a smurf: low elo Q. you tick the box, you play at lower elo, and you forfeit any LP gains. you can still lose LP but you can't actually gain anything. you can stomp around with the bronzies all you want but for nothing.","Brilliant idea, now all the high ranked players get to stomp vs low elo and there's nothing the low elo players can do about it, leaves a totally fair ranked system." +"I... wasn't being literal of course. Who honestly thinks a cat's self destructive behavior is suicidal? If you have no concept of mortality, is it even possible to be suicidal?","No you idiot you clearly thought that cat had a complex enough psyche to contemplate existence enough to realize without food, he is better off to go out on his own terms." +The Senate's next millionaire class? Democrats are fielding a cadre of candidates richer than their GOP opponents,What a progressive party ! +Can't think of a time I would want to get a cork out of an empty bottle...,"Huh, if only there was a sub explicitly dedicated to learning skills that had little practical application." +Does anyone occasionally get a short crackling pulse from the speaker? I'm on Cyanogen mod and every time it does that I get a flashback to 'nam.,1 +Shadowplay requires a Nvidia card :(,See thats where u made a mistake :D +"I'm about 50 miles from Dallas, but I saw a Trump ad on TV today. HE'S STRESSING!","Just one more reason to hate Clinton, she's made it so even us Texans have to see Trump's shitty ads." +Talk about excessive,"Wow, one if too many, totally excessive!" +Microsoft Surface Studio PC announced,Wacom must be very happy right now +Democratic Pollster: Surveys with Clinton Way Ahead Are Distorted,This looks like a reputable source. +Call it what it is - Northern Ireland is a failed state.,But but but...they make Game of Thrones here! +Clinton: Trump 'used undocumented workers' to build new luxury hotel,"This just makes him a smart business man, it's Hillary's policies that made it possible!" +Too Zune,You win. +"HE HAS IT, YOU JUST DONT HEAR IT WELL",That's how you get tinnitus. +Donald Trump's Hollywood Walk of Fame star destroyed with a sledgehammer and an axe,I could have sworn this was done with a hammer and sickle. +"That is LITERALLY one of the most shocking and offensive things I personally have ever heard. If you withhold sex and communication for long enough, then maybe he'll figure out where he went wrong.",I hope you forgot to put the +I still play it in soloq against Kat/Akali or some other melee assasin. Only 5 games but 100% winrate with it.,"I'm 6-0 on him cause I only play it when I'm on a losing streak, so happy more people don't play it xD" +"There have been touchscreen all-in-one windows machines for YEARS , why is everyone so excited about this?",Because it's HUGE and swivels down and has a door knob thing that changes colors while you draw a line because that's the most important thing people have been wanting forever. +"If one man can prove that all men are pigs, then the nineteen 9/11 hijackers sure prove that all Muslims are terrorists.",But they are +What exactly is this supposed to accomplish?,"It's symbolic bro, you wouldn't understand" +Why downvoted? Legitimate concern.,"Ikr, op rigged his friends cube so they can't solve it by swapping some stickers." +"You can always, I don't know, ask Google?",But why Google something when I can put it on reddit? +Are the statues on [[guardians of meletis]] Kynaios and Tiro?,"The flavor text says their monuments, so I wouldn't imagine so, but maybe!" +why aren't daisy's Ratio's shown in game? It says daisy gains additional damage+resistance based on his AP but It doesn't give a ratio for it. Did they do that intentionally or?,for clarity +"Times have changed, gentlemen.",zack just doesnt understand superman +"What's the point of saying grace? As an atheist who comes from a Christian family, I've never understood why we did it. We do it and sometimes it makes no sense at all. We don't pray before we normally eat so why pray then?","It is for synchronization, so everyone start eating at the same time." +Because you're young and optimistic and probably don't even know wtf TRADOC means?,Yeah I imagine recruiters tend to leave all that stuff out. +"Doesn't matter, this trial was always going to be appealed all the way up the chain for every excuse from juror bias to the color of the pens used to sign the arrest warrants.","Since the Constitution was written in black ink, ~~arrest warrants~~ detention contracts are unenforceable." +Women work on average 39 more days a year than men according to the World Economic Forum.,maybe women should be more efficient like men if they work that long +Why not?,"Conflict of interest, I presume, but I'm not familiar with the details." +Microsoft Surface Studio,"Cool video, but will it run Debian with LXDE?" +Hell yeah. Silver linings.,"Well, chip bags usually use aluminium foil, so close enough ;)" +OP hates you.,"Tbh, can you blame OP..." +Who even is @YourAnonNews?,I heard it is some guy named 4chan. +Only other contenders are Adam and Zeke.,and Michaela and Jay.... Dont forget about Will. +"We have worked so hard to overcome prejudice, but we still have a lot of work to do. Trump will send us back. (Story in comments)",Yeah but the game is still rigged against white people. +"Episode Discussion: Season 6, Episode 7 - Chapter 7 On tonight's episode, shit goes down.",Those are flashlights not torches.... its the hilbillys +And then tried to blame it all on hillary...9 times.,It's her fault she didn't stop them. +"I DID IT! I just wanted to say that I just finished replacing my starter after struggling to change it, by myself, for nearly five hours. Feels good man. I'm cut up, but it feels good to have her up and running again.","Pssh who needs a starter, just park on hills and pop start it forever." +Richmond have way more members than we do. Surely they'd bring in more money?,They burn their memberships after their annual loss to Carlton in round 1 +"The Chicken EE, could it be Spider Bait like in ZNS but a different version? Just wondering what you guys think this ee is. I've got something im working on with this ee and have some progress. Just wondering what you think before I share my findings",Search bar mate +I won't buy his beer because they don't distribute here,Edgy and brave. +White House Urges Ban on Non-Compete Agreements,needs more Thanks Obama posts upvoted +I have a bomb bank account but I don't like to brag,Well at least she doesn't brag about it. +Incineroar- HEEL POKEMON,"Meh, they'll job him out to Cena or Roman anyway." +I work in Kendall. You're right about the lack of cheap eating options. It's unfortunate because not everyone that works over there is loaded.,don't forget the panda express! +I liked this sub a lot more when we talked about the game we love Now it's just the same 2 complaints repeated in several different threads taking over the front page. Maybe it's just me.,2bad4u +Jennifer Lawrence and Scarlett Johansson will play Zelda Fitzgerald in opposing biopics,But Zelda is a boy +Are you really so dull as to see the world in black and white extremes?,But the Liburulz are destroying this country. +Interesting! UK closes bank accounts related to bitcoin ECB suggest EU to make it harder to acquire and/or use bitcoin. Switzerland makes it very easy for their citizens to acquire bitcoin. Capital flows to the place where it is treated best ...,Are you suggesting a SWexit from the EU? +"If people actually bothered to read the article instead of going for the pakistan hate they would find out that, both owners of liquor stores were rivals and filled the case aganist each other. The courts in return just closed them both down",That makes it better. +"First off, the fetal murder laws have been passed as an end run about *Roe*. The anti-choice people pushed them so they could try to get c criminal charges for abortion. Second, why do anti-choice people never acknowledge the choice part? Women get to control their bodies. Whether the conceptus or fetus is a person is not the issue, the issue is that the woman gets to decide if she is going to keep it.",Women have ways of shutting the whole thing down. +"Why is the Clown Horn not accessible through the kiosk. So I'm going through the horns at the Kiosk and I don't see the clown horn on there anywhere. I have this horn on my hunter and want it on my titan, but it's not in the kiosk. Is this a bug?",Clown horn discontinued due to media scare +When you accidentally teach a random chick Astra by spamming random BS.,"Well of course, he's Prince Shannan of Issach!" +"On the other side of the coin: please follow your SL's orders, unless they are a particular brand of retarded. Just played a game on Amiens where my whole squad would just run around to the nearest red flag like moths to a light instead of following the basic orders I gave which were trying to reclaim our backbase to avoid the constant double penetration the enemy team was pulling on us.",Some people enjoy double penetration +"What a badass, pulling a gun on a guy at six in the morning who is just trying to do his job. Jake's the coolest. Barring the tester doing something really weird like trying to enter his house through a back door or a window this sounds like a bit of a dick move. I doubt a burglar comes to the front door at six am to start robbing your house.",It could've been ISIS bro +"Wtf does taking away the escape key accomplish? This is my first time hearing about it so I may not have all the info, but wtf is the point?",Once you join the cult of Apple there is no escape! +"As Andrew just said below, much of what is in this sale is being sold far below the wholesale price of the product. FYI, about 85% of what Self Edge sells is sold at a 2x margin. So you buy something for $100 and sell it for $200. 10% of what Self Edge sells is sold at a 1.8x margin, store buys it for 100 and sells it for 180. Then there are leather jackets which have a 1.4x margin. A regular retail store's margins start at about 2.3x and go up to 3.2x.","Good to know, I own the IHxSE horsehide jacket so I don't have any problem paying for things that I believe have good value, but it annoys me to see year over year price increases on what are essentially the same product." +Carlsen vs Nakamura Blitz Battle Championship thread For some reason the other thread was removed so here's a new one.,Rensch talking: volume down Hess talking: volume up +"What is this, reddit salt storage reservoir?",Fuck Yasuo man he is a dumbass broken ass champion and everyone hates him. +Colosseum here I come,No Heaven's Edge/10 +"Jordan Clarkson Full Highlights vs Rockets - 25 pts, 23 in 2nd half!",Only two in first half what a scrub +If you think Hillary is liberal you have another thing coming. Bernie sold his soul and is nothing but a footnote in a crazy election cycle.,"Yeah, Clinton's super liberal voting record in the Senate definitely means she isn't liberal at all." +yeah definitely lol subdue is your best friend for those situations. I always have the black chocochick when im going through a new area so I can use subdue. That or unstacking can help as well,I don't have the black chocochik but I'll definitely try to get Subdue from something O_O +So fucked. This means we need to choose between NXT and the WWN Live Supershow,"Competition is great, no?" +"Yep, I understand this. However, in order to retain material better, id like to be fully engaged.",Adderall. +"Why does the USA make it so difficult to work here? I am one of the lucky few who got sponsored for a visa but I can understand people's frustration. Basically, I came over to the USA from Sweden on a scholarship for university. I finished my 4 years, got a scholarship and a stipend to go to grad school. I finish grad school and can't get sponsored for an h1b so I do the OPT program. Luckily on my last few months here I found a sponsor and I can stay. I saw so many of my smart colleagues not be able to find sponsors and it sucks for them. They are 100% university educated in a STEM degree that could definitely benefit the USA. I wanted to study here because the opportunities in my field are not as developed in the EU and the USA gives you the best choice of either the private sector or research. It's just a crazy long crazy complicated process /end rant",That fat guy working in McDonald's would be made the CS professor at college if it weren't for all those Indians taking his jobs. +Coming from the guy too scared to fight Kell Brook.,"It must be so difficult hating on Khan, with how much everybody just hates that kind of thing on this sub" +Aimlockerino by Cajunb vs Faze Proleague Finals,I'm not convinced. +Saudi Killing of Yemeni People Worst Kind of Terrorism: Iran's Leader,"As opposed to when Sunnis or Jews are killed by Hezbollah, which is a better kind of terrorism." +It'd be greater if they actually let us unbox misc items. Why aren't we allowed?,"We probably aren't allowed because of implementation issues,loads of miscs have their unusual effects misplaced an that would take too much time to fix that" +"xaaxax these people in denial wont accept that this looks awful for 2011, not to mention 2016. Being on a planet has NOTHING to do with it, you just copy paste it. Crysis 1 water was much better and thats 2007.","Yep, the water they put in the video here is the final version, they're never going to improve it any more than what we've seen here." +Also 'gestational parent' WTF?,Ur Momma! +"they ignored my request for a trip to Rosaria so, no","Dammit, use ur vegan powers and force it upon them." +"they should be given some extra slack, sure, but if you give them too much freedom eventually someone will abuse it and could even ruin the whole sub.",Yeah it is an MMA fighter that is going to ruin this sub +What if you wake up from that dream?,BUT WHAT IF THO +Are you okay?,Hindi... Di ako OK... +The Liquid NRG playoff generator,putting more work into your memes than the actual event +"interestingly enough, women have always been able to run for president","Yeah, and now we're really paying the price for not making that clarification." +How did you make your little bubble red?,"Just info if you're interested, if you happen to be on iOS 9.3.3 or below then you could jailbreak and use Messages Customizer Pro or Nuntius to change the color." +"Hate to be the Debbie Downer, but would NOT be excited about the film's prospects with that pair of screenwriters",I just looked at what these guys have written... Saw IV Feast Saw V Feast 2: Sloppy Seconds Saw VI Feast 3: Happy Finish .... Yeah these seem like the guys for the job +Off of the top of my head I would start with trying to find some kind of ssh solutuon,... Better off with FTP or SIP for that matter. +Wow. I thought he was saying bigly all this time. I'm humbled.,He says both. +Microsoft Announces iMac Competitor: Surface Studio,"Screw this computer, it doesnt even have a Touchbar" +"Gandhi is well known to have been a pretty terrible racist, so they probably heard him just fine.","But he wasn't white, how could he be racist?" +Pregnant dog x-ray,"X-ray of a pregnant animal, ya I am sure that won't cause any deformities." +"True story Last week our party ended up at an impasse in some tunnels under a mountain. Having run out of ideas as to how to proceed, the party turned to my character, a Water Genasi Coast Druid, looking for any thoughts he might have on this. I just shrugged and said I'm out of my element here.",This story rocks +"Any gay Redditors over 35 or older here? I'm just curious as I'm assuming that most gay Redditors seem younger. I like that you can find a community here but I can't help feeling older and at a different life stage somehow...(not meaning to be ageist so I hope I'm not coming off that way), just that it gets harder to make friends there older you get so it'll be nice to know I'm not the only one.",Turning 41 in a couple of days. +It's not very smooth on this MacBook Mid 2010.,Doesn't work at all on netscape with windows ME +What's your favorite video game NPC?,Boomer from Socom US Navy Seals on PS2 +That and the over-analysis. TBH everyone on Reddit is basically an English teacher by how much analysis they do.,Why do you hate freedom ? +Goodbye old friend it has been a pleasure.,I can also type long sentences without punctuation detailing that the PS3 was horrible just horrible awful all round not worth the plastic it's printed on if you ask me +"I do understand why there is no devilmon. But no l&d, for halloween? I mean, it's the only legit event for a l&d, and there is none ?",Maybe this is their trick event and there will be a treat event too! +Thieves Can't - page one -- super interested in feedback!,Perfect! +"What is Lavender Brown's favorite section of the Fibonacci series? 1,1 I'll see myself out.",Take your upvote and gtfo +It's Day 3 of the ESL ProLeague S4 Finals and the rules are MIA. Tiebreakers? Hats? Payments? T B A,"I believe the casters said that valve rules are being used, which means there's probably something already made that they're just taking from" +This is way too accurate.,Then he complains on facebook how feeeeeeeeemales always date assholes. +"As someone who deals with a lot of UPS orders - I fucking hate using UPS. But our customers want their shipments on their UPS accounts. Last time they lost a box for a week, delivered it to the customer, and it was not packed in the same box our shipper sent it out in. Box had 6 cans of product we sent (out of 12) and 4 cans of oven cleaner. That was a fucking ordeal.",It can get pretty hectic in the warehouse sometimes but that's crazy that they put the wrong stuff back inside. +Proof that rats are racist,They can't be racist if the other rats are white tho +If I got that for Christmas I'd never need another Christmas,I guess I won't be giving you a new in the box A4000T then. +"Yeah dude, who writes or posts to Reddit??","Sorry man, clearly this is a place for cynical assholes only.. OP's joy is not welcome here!" +"Coming from a network farther right politically than FOX, yeah not a chance this is accurate.","Ad hominem, the most effective rebuttal!" +"An interesting question What makes a breakdown a breakdown? I've always thought that it was the drumming. In all breakdowns, there is a certain style of drums that is noticeable. I don't think it's the guitar. Any riff can be made into a breakdown. It doesn't have to be all chugs in my opinion.",Who even needs breakdowns when you have djent +When the heck can I pre order the classic?,Check back Nov 12. +Government meddling in private industry for social engineering purposes. Why doesn't the government focus on increasing Canadians incomes and job opportunities. This is just more of the same crap we've suffered under for 3 decades. Big government has stolen our prosperity. Our leaders are Lords of Economic Stagnation.,But they are focusing on increasing Canadian incomes and job opportunities... unless you are a cis white male. +There's only so many people you can take. You can deny hundreds of people a day while farming M+'s,"No, it's because people hate ele" +Is the manga weekly or monthly?,Murata has learned the art of Valve Time. +I've been up for hours!,Sexy af +Poppycock. We all know there are no women on the Internet...,You just don't meet them because you say poppycock. +"But Hillary would be the first woman president and this would raise the glass ceiling for woman everywhere. Well, for those who survived her nuclear war, I mean.",Yes because having our first black president did wonders for black people and race relations. +Ben Bishop slide tackles Andrew Shaw and makes the pass,Is he trying to lose more teeth? +But Reddit told me white privilege wasn't real!,Reverse racism and white genocide... +"Very forced. Litten atleast has the edgy colour scheme, Decidueye has nothing edgy about it. Since when was wearing a hoodie considered 'edgy'?","yeah Hoods are always the apex of edginess,Decidueye is Such a hoodlum, he should be hidden from public view, egged with rowlett eggs and crucified for his being such a edgy punk" +"Hotdogs, here in Chile we put Tomato, Avocado, saucerkrut (or whatever is spelled) and other delicious stuff over the sausage, we called Completos :D",Yeah I totally forgot hotdogs are a Chilean food. +What does being white have to do with this,Because you can't be homosexual and interracial. +D.Va's MEKA hacked by Sombra mid competitive match,Quick decipher the morse code. +5 Codes to giveaway! See my comment below for a chance to win,"God dammit, I hate it when this happens... fucking... sneeze already... stare into the sun... just... FUCK GOD DAMMIT KILL THE URKI" +They fucked VIM users too.,Because remapping keys isn't a thing +A basketball Jimmy Graham?,Jimmy Graham played basketball? +"Not Iraq, not Afghanistan. This is Standing Rock, North Dakota right now.","Oh look, those free MRAP's do have a purpose." +"Smart switches or being able to tap off the switch for power to something else. If you're working with conduit, it doesn't really matter, but of you're wiring houses or small commerical with NMD and not leaving neutrals at switches, you're being lazy.",Conduit and unfinished spaces are the only exemption to the code. +Who is Alford? I keep thinking all you Atlanta fans are talking about Al Horford.,He's their CB2. +"Kanye West credited as producer and lyricist on Drake's Two Birds, One Stone",how this on tidal but no apple music? +From Huma Abedin's deposition: Something tells me it wasn't just press clippings she was forwarding to her Yahoo account.,She only forwarded the emails about yoga classes and wedding plans of course. +#SaveHuma,"I'm sure she's not fleeing, because innocent people have no reason to flee, right?" +Yes because pills fit in holes made for air,It fit in one +"As a teenager, what did you swear you'd never grow out of? Were you right?",Dreads and my bong... wait no that stayed. +"If he eats a bar of soap, I'll eat a bar of soap.",screencapped^ +Asian Glenn?,He wasn't Asian in the books. +dude stop yourself,Thank you for your interesting contribution to the conversation. +Fuck George Hill Marry John Stockton Kill Derek Fisher,Brilliant... And maybe a little racist +Huma Crying on Hillary's plane after the FBI announcement today...,Hillary is such a caring and compassionate friend. +shes a gurl gamer x33333 so it's okay,i guess you forgot +"Best part is when people claim my ancestors had slaves. My ancestors came from a collapsing German economy post WW1, there isn't any way they could have owned slaves. So fuck yourself.",Clearly they were Nazis. +"Live, Die, Repeat.. even as a paratrooper.",Queue times are too long +"First you generalise males as predators and now people that cheat as China people? Seriously, go fuck yourself.",At least s/he wasn't being accusatory at all. +I had to limit my frames to 59.7 in Nvidia Profile Inspector.,"That's fine, human eyes can't detect 0.3 fps" +TIL that in South Korea people under 19 are legally required to install a monitoring app on their phones which reports their online activity to their parents.,Personal liberties ftw! +"What is Time Stop good for? Seriously. What is the level 9 spell Time Stop good for? Because the way it is worded it would be awful in combat, and outside of combat there are so many other spells that could achieve the same thing but for a cheaper price (lower spell level). I understand that they did not want it to be like previous editions' overpowered thing in combat, and that it should instead be used for roleplaying and outside of combat creativity, but I still feel like so many other spells can accomplish the same thing. So can you give any examples where time stop is the only solution or vastly superior to the alternatives? Also feel free to discuss the spell in general in this post, but please don't forget that I really want to see a moment when it is useful because the spell is so cool but it seems so lackluster.","You could use it to throw knives at your opponent, punch them repeatedly, flatten the with a road roller, etc." +I suppose you could tell all of this to the police.,Nah man didn't you read the part where they said there was absolutely nothing at all they could do? +"We don't want brain dead zombies here, so good. I mean we have a city for losers, Pine Bluff, go there and shut the fuck up.",Yeah cancer patients and people suffering from a lot of pain should just get addicted to opioids like everyone else... +The 5th United player Clattenberg's sent off in 6 years.,"Yeah, but no bias there or anything" +Someone adamantly told me my T1 diabetes is in my head They are crazy and don't know anything but I'm still livid. Anyone else had this experience?,"Pshaw, you can cure it with cinnamon!" +TIL that the American flag planted on the moon by the crew of Apollo 11 was blown over by the exhaust of the Lunar Module when taking off,Stanley Kubrick knocked it over with a boom mic. +Is Bf1 worth getting? I bought bf4 early into the games life cycle and it was a buggy mess and hrardly playable(It's great now) but I don't wanna have to wait 8 months for the game to be playable.,No +CTR on suicide watch,Maybe it was good those earthquakes hit Italy.... +Right? I can also hear a bunch of people yammering on about games they didn't watch anywhere else too. Why would we tune into SC for that either?,Well... because they're experts of course! +I'm only 14 so there's still hope,"Idk mate, if you haven't had sex by 14 you're basically a lost cause." +"You do realize most of tumblrinaction is not real, its fake",hawwww how can someone lie or fake things on internet :O +What have you learned from reddit?,That Steve Buscemi was a firefighter and came out of retirement to help during 9/11. +I like what's new. But I can't get past a third of the new gen being mimics of the last gen,"Yeah, because every call of duty game is *totally* original!" +More diverse weapon with the variants and more gamemodes with Zombies. Titanfalls gameplay is more polished though.,Trading votes with you lol. +"Yeah, I can't see Mongols ever having enough food for high Hussar production. I think it took me 65 farms on bf to spam them efficiently as turks. Without last farm and wood upgrades maintaining that many farms is a nightmare.",Yes and Huskarl spam is cheap and doesn't drain your food at all +Filming vertically. On a drag strip. Sigh.,How else would they catch all the smoke? +What are US special forces doing in Kenya?,They're on a mission to hide Obama's Kenyan birth certificate. +So he should buy an array of helmets? its not financially viable for most people. an ill fitting helmet as you said is leagues better than none and it sets a gopd example.,"Yes, just in case I have a spare X-Small, Small, Medium, Large, and X-Large." +Yogg Nerf worked. Huzzah!,"Yay, more pack filler cards, awesome!" +"Oh yeah bruh, Reddit is all about friendship and welcoming people and not about shaming or trolling or just being a typical asshole ever.","U r a poop, and I bet you voted for shillary trump, b cuz u r a stoopid idot" +"In a rhyme, how would you best describe your sex life?",candy is dandy but liquor is quicker +"Disagree. That's not an excuse. I mean, let's say I tell you that all Cuban people are secretly Skrulls so you drive to Little Havana and attack a bunch of them with a golf club. Obviously I'm not a good person and I should stop spreading misinformation, but that doesn't let you off the hook for your crazed golf-club rampage.","But as long as they didn't succeed in killing anyone nobody would be able to prove they're NOT Skrulls, so I think they'd still be in the clear." +100 Greatest Cricketers of all time countdown: Steve Waugh picked among players 70-61,I wonder who'll be #1 +This dude threatened me and then spammed the word Zero on almost all of my posts,At least he didn't completely overreact. +"Since the start of last season, the Jags lead the NFL in 4th quarter TDs with 24. Rams have the fewest with 9",Wow the offense must be elite and top-tier! +Servers are down Online just cut out on my xbox and my friends got booted too.,"EA: $25 DDOS protection package, include 2 new 'Can t login' skins, get it now on the store.... (store offline please try again later)" +wtf? Is there a cvar to bunnyhop? how to do bhop D: please explain OP,bind jump to scrollwheel +I figure the 'type 1' incels want the approval of women at least.,Being a beta orbiter who never gets to smash while she fucks Chada sounds like a good time to me. +Dem,Color me surprised. +Collar's not popped. Your own fault.,Fucking whore... +Kinda like the shit Golden State got?,What did they do? +Michelle is very proven. She was an invicta champ and even submitted Jessica Penne who is a legit black belt. Paige has her hands full.,And she was on Bully Beatdown! +"not an expert, but from what I understand the Amish can use power tools as long as they don't rely on grid power (they can use generators, and apparently bad ass saws as well). It has something to do with not relying on outsiders and being self contained, hense no power grid energy.","Each Amish community has a set of rules regarding what they can or cannot use, these rules are set for their individual community and can be debated, I think, once a year." +"Yea, but from somewhere i can pay it back to.",Pay it forward. +I wonder how many minions were killed across the whole of worlds..someone start adding up lol,If I did no mistake there have been 181762 minion kills over the 77 games. +Perfect! I'm with you! Fuck Treyarch for copying CoD4 and reskinning it as a World War II shooter. Down with the horrible idea stealing devs!,"Yeah, and fuck Sledgehammer for copying black ops 2 and adding exos!" +Whoa! One of the most tasteful and creative music videos I've ever seen,and women are not as creative as men! +Black men do well because of other stereotypes.,"Nah, the thing is dark skin looks good on men while looks terrible in women (unless she is Iman or Lupita nyong'o)." +Aren't you just an itsy bit curious?,"Yeah, OP should totally ask how big his friend's dick is." +What are some of the funniest things people have thought you couldn't (or can) eat?,Tuna fish LOL +AJ Green has the best hands in the league.,"Nah, AB better" +Cannibalism ensues.,When I was a kid I used to love have a piece of him inside me every sunday morming.... +"Why would a cop step on this thing to chase someone, considering that there would be a huge-ass political sign in the way?",Because the car knocked the sign down +Hmmmm how'd Hitler transform his country? Oh yeah POLITICAL CORRECTNESS,Everyone knows Hitler went out of his way to never offend anybody +Saw a little too much edge in the YouTube comments section just now,"Ah yes, I remember when angry Hillary supporters left me a note saying if I don't vote for her, they'll firebomb my shore." +"Yeah my whole body cringed just thinking about it. But remember, Muslims are the REAL feminists.","Yup, and Huff Post is a premiere news source..." +"Thanks to Trump, we can better understand how Hitler was possible",I cant wait for Trump to start the Mexican Holocaust and gas chamber all the Muslims and attack China +Salty Shaco Calls Out Filthy Scripter,That's actually Smeb's Kohai +On a facebook post about Paladins vs Overwatch,"I don't think this is a very smart, it's just a moron presuming a wealth he doesn't has." +"Yeah, that definitely sucks. Chiefs medical staff needs to get fined or some shit for letting Smith back in the game",Though to be fair it's understandable as it's not like our offense was able to function or score without Alex +Bill Walton (AKA Luke's dad) posing with Brandon in a Laker shirt. RIP Celtics fans.,Someone should make him a customized shirt that reads Los Angeles Lukers +"Added, My IGN is MrCakenom",added +Why would i be trolling i'm serious xD Cat Girls and Harpies are the shit,Rachnera's got the best legs though <3 +1. ROS 2. HAM 3. RIC 4. VET 5. VES seems to be the real result if penalties were given out properly I guess.,But if Lewis was given the same penalty as Max he would have still finished first no? +It's All But Official: Donald Trump Won't Release His Tax Returns,Waiting for hillarys 33K emails +Dropped Keijo!!!!! Five minutes in. Yea no thanks.,"You're missing out man, AOTY in my opinion." +REMINDER: Retro Studios is still working on something. Nintendo said they believed they could handle two games at a time. We might get two Retro Studios announcements in January! I've watched a few prediction videos and they all seem to be forgetting about Retro with the surge of Switch information.,Donkey Kong Country Returns Returns + Metroid Prime Pinball 69 +What is this referencing?,You need to be cool like them to know it +Took me 2 tries,Fake. +yea but im mexican and LOVE barca. mostly because rafa marquez,"But *all* Angeleno hispanics are Mexican and Real fans, didn't ya hear?" +Poll: Donald Trump Closing the Gap in Colorado - Breitbart,I didn't expect the #StopThePot campaign to work so fast +where the fuck is the scoreboard in the fox broadcast?,They're going for the clean UI experience. +Thank you to the people in Sao Paulo for giving us the best crowd that we've seen in a very long time.,I thought you were going to say *thanks for being silent and letting us hear the game*. +FUCKING FINALLY! GO FUCKING DESTROY THEM. THEY ARE THE MOST CORRUPT AND EVIL PEOPLE IN AMERICAN HISTORY.,Yeah but George W orchestrated an attack against his own country and got away with it. +I don't get why you're being downvoted... jeez people... downvoting is for spam.,"Someone made a post with valid points and opinions some people disagree with, what's not to downvote?" +MRW my SO tells me she got a payday loan to buy her new purse,Sounds like she has her priorities straight. +Yemen: death toll from Saudi-led airstrike on prisons rises to 58,thanks Obama. +6 divers with 3 or more wins this season. When is the last time we have seen that?,I didn't know race car drivers were so into snorkeling. +Coburn fucked up,Surprise! +The snatch stealing was pretty funny imo,Evil more like it -_- +"well, i didn't need to sleep tonight.",Sleep is for the weak! +"Anyone else getting more frequent blackouts lately? I'm in Carindale, and over the past few weeks we have been getting blackouts. They're really short, 30 seconds or so - but it's knocking the entire local area out, streetlights included. Just had another one now, the one before that was on Wednesday night just gone. Who else is getting this?",Must be all that windpower +"German EU commissioner accused of racism after remarks about Chinese - In a speech to businessmen held in Hamburg last week, Guenther Oettinger, the senior member of Chancellor Angela Merkel's conservative party, used the derogatory term Schlitzaugen - slit eyes - to describe people from China",Racism against Chinese is totally acceptable. +"Which character has surprised you the most? I didn't know much about Gotham going in to the series. It came highly recommended by a friend of mine, and even though I was a lighthearted fan of the Batman series before (always been more of a Marvel girl myself!), I've found this series to be incredibly interesting, and it makes me happy to see the writers giving so much backstory to these otherwise well-known characters. When I started watching the series, I never ever thought that The Penguin, of ALL the characters, would end up being a favorite of mine. I could never take him seriously before, especially not with the whole... raised in the sewers by Penguins thing (which was the only origin story I knew of). Robin Taylor has done an AMAZING job bringing that character to life, and is fantastic at displaying the raw emotion that such a complex character can express. What are your thoughts? Which character has surprised you the most sofar? (Please remember to tag spoilers!!)",Fish Mooney Bitch +that pussy censorship is lol,How could you tell what it was? +"You're getting downvoted bc of style, but your assessments ring true.","Haha, I'll allow it!" +Open IMG_4270-2.JPG,"i dunno, i did the search for all jpg and jpeg's looked for that filename on the page and couldn't find the filename." +"No. Even if the alt-right manages to gain congressional seats, they won't have the numbers to push Trump's agenda. The Republicans in congress now will not pass his wall or infrastructure plan as it is",They'll pass his wall in exchange for getting everything else they want. +I think you mean Matt Damon,That's Frank Costello's pal +CTRL + C CTRL + V,Denk +I've seen so many University of Miami documentaries I feel like I'm more versed on Miami football history than USC football history,One of us one of us +Why can't people figure out the search function?,It's not even search at this point.. there are so many posts about it. +He's asking for the second best not the first best Envyus are the best,but u just said envyus r the best +29. suck it!,83! +i thought i was promised an elite defense?,"Yeah, they're pitching a shutout!" +"As it turns out, ranking is really difficult. Because: * Overused joke, 1 line, 100 likes/100 dislikes * joke relevant to the video, 1l, 50/2 * politically extreme comment, 30l, 50/50 * quality comment, 30l, 10/2 * spam comment, 5l, 15/200 * unpopular opinion, 5l, 15/200 How do you sort that? Reddit does a terrible job at distinguishing between unpopular opinions and low quality comments, using the reddit algorithm to sort comments is sort of like using Elo for team games: It will somewhat work, but it is quite an ugly hack. And let's be honest: Reddit comments aren't good because of the sorting algorithm. They may be better because of their threaded nature, but they have the quality they have because there are many mods in each subreddit, whereas on YouTube, you can have ten thousand comments on a video operated by a single girl who doesn't want and need to care about comment moderation. And no, YouTube Heroes are not about moderating comments, each channel owner is responsible on their own on how to moderate comments (you can make people mod on YouTube). But to answer the question: Dislikes are used to determine the position of a comment when sorted by top comments. And overused jokes happen to get a lot of likes, just like reposts on reddit happen to get a lot of likes, because for a nontrivial portion of the viewers, the joke is new or still funny.","Reddit really does need a disagree button, so actual spam and rudeness get filtered down while unpopular opinions stay where they are" +"Tacko Fall, 7'6, is one of 40 tallest people in world and plays basketball at UCF",Did he just dunk without jumping? +"Similar to the old collect call... First name Bob, last name Wehadababyitsaboy.","More like, AtFootballStadium PickupPlease." +Haz,I are smart. +What is the weirdest way a sexual relationship has started for you?,I took my dick out for harambe +"Yikes. Withdrawal from prescription meds is no joke. I've read plenty of stories and know more than a handful of people who've had to get off pills of some sort at the direction of a doctor who didn't know shit. FYI y'all if you take benzos and you want to stop, don't ever go cold turkey. It can literally kill you. And always taper off anti-depressants! I can still remember the brain zaps I would get coming off of Effexor too fast.",It sucks how the rehab monitoring Luke really messed up by taking his meds away and making him go cold turkey +"Funny to call the wild the minnesota mild in one thread and then a team of goons in the other. It all changes day by day. They were 2nd to last in hits and dead last in PIM last season. Sure sound like a bunch of goons to me... It really is just a bunch of butt hurt Flames fans who lost their star player due to an injury. I'd be pissed to, to be fair. However, to call the wild a dirty team is absurd. It was a perfect storm of frustrated players (Flames can't win/wild can't score) and dog shit officiating. Idiotic refs + frustrated players + close game = bad times.",We're the bad guys today. +I would say having them on the team allows KP to be better but Melo and Rose don't actively make KP better.,wrong +Good Joey *pats head*,:D +"Nope but its a damn good indication and if you read and hear all the comments from them its probably true. And to make it clear, there are different kinds of being scared.",Scared for their lives or scared in a competitive level? +Dice!,We really needed another topic about this. +several humans told me Hillary is bad. Are you telling me Hillary is anti human?. More jewish people support trump than Hillary.,"If Hillary was saying the same things about humans as anti-humans were, and repeatedly refusing to immediately denounce anti-humans who support her, then yes that would be a reasonable interpretation." +"After spending for too long on this video, here's my first real video on my channel - 2016 In Games: The Year in 1 Song",AYY XCOM +"In comparison to Duterte-inspired fanaticism, this is a breath of fresh air...",Dont drag polictics into this +Endorsement: Duckworth the better choice for U.S. Senate,"I'll be there, Tammy!" +My deplorables...,I read that in Gollum's voice. +"im x nationality on reddit is a minefield, what are the odds he's an american whose 5th aunt removed was Filipino?","He's posts Filipino news to r/worldnews regularly, and has a history posting in r/Philippines, I think he's actually Filipino" +"I'm fine with losing by 30 or blowing Clemson out, but my heart can't take another game like Pitt/Duke/ND",We don't do winning by 30 or getting blown out so prepare your body +West Virginia is the playoff sleeper the entire country is overlooking,shutupshutupshutupshutupshutup +Sorted out the lights for the crossing boss,Perhaps this is just Australia. +"Ignis Riven mod (+126%dmg|+72%multi|36%dmggrineer), currently just checking its value in plat","Holy fuck, that mod has no drawbacks what so ever aside from the ridiculous cost." +I just have them pour the coffee directly in my mouth. It works better for expresso though. If I want coffee I'll just hire a barista to follow me around town and pour boiling hot coffee directly into my face hole on demand.,"Fresh serve every time, I guess." +"I love this site. It's hard not to just re-open another tab and return to what you were browsing, but that quick closing is usually all I need to realize I've been browsing reddit for WAY too long. Speaking of which, I should probably leave...",Maybe you should use the tab closer so you don't need to manually leave +"If they were serious, they'd kill all pit bulls *with* owners",Any self respecting person wouldn't let that happen. +Trump Leading Millennials 56-37 in Michigan!!! Trafalgar Poll,Holy shit +"you gave me a hug, i give you a hug.",my god i know how you feel now. +John Cena,"I mean, you can't even see the guy" +made some new break visuals,That's professional as fuck +"lock your doors, close your blinds, what in the dickens? its chica the chikcne",Original Animatronic brand: Torture bloodbath slicer Chica Beagle Iron +"HAHAHAHAH! That's funny. I actually voted for Kerry in 04 and Obama in 08 for the exact reasons you listed right there. Trump has always been against the Iraq war. Trump is in favor of keeping muslim killers out of our country (and yes, the 9/11 attackers were allowed to walk into our country). It's hilarious. Guess who voted for the Iraq War. HILLARY! You have absolutely NO ground to stand on here at all. None at all. I can't tell... are you angry that you lost the election, or angry that your constituents left you because they saw that the Democrat message is a huge scam!",Nice +"Dahnald, I have reached my Final Form. My Power Level is now high enough to protect Julian. The leaks, Julian.",lmfao this one really got me +"Baguette, ah ha ha, baguette, oh oh oh oh oh ho-FOTC",Fu du fa fa +What if Exeggutor is a little cold ?,Give that Pokemon a coat! +Courage is not having the strength to go on; it is going on when you don't have the strength.. -Theodore Roosevelt.,True invincibility is not dying even when you are killed. +Last in your division is last in your division. What are you going to say when you have a worse record with out Kelly?,1-8 brosef +the loud kind,Have you told them to get off your lawn? +"TIL that in 1915, scam artist Charles Hatfield convinced the town of San Diego that he could create rainfall using a secret mix of chemicals. The city offered to pay him $10,000 if he could end their drought, and the 'result,' a few days later, was the town's worst flood of the 20th century.","I, too, watch Drunk History." +"Crazy theory about Lorian So we know that Lorian has a badass flaming sword, but in order to get that level of badassery he had to slay the demon prince, a supposedly unknown to the player demon. I think that I know who lorian slayed. The smelter demon. Evidence: The smelter demons were made by the old iron king, so you could infer they are princes. The smelter sword and Lorian's sword both have the vein flames and have a fire torrent and buff ability, and in the smelter demon fight the demon ignites it's sword in its core for pure fire damage. Lets say that Lorian in his prime killed the smelter demon by thrusting his sword through the core then he would inherit the flame, and he would have killed the Demon prince. IDK when, IDK why, just seemed a bit coincidental, like my other theories. TLDR: Lorian killed smelter demon",Demons must've been pretty pathetic if Smelter was their prince +a farmable nat 5 vs a LD nat 5?,so? +HEY NEW YORK TIMES:,People are literally not buying the Clinton propaganda anymore +"Can we have Luke back, Lakers?",fuck off +"Regarding anti-ableism policies- Censorship of this sort is essentially an attempt at thought control...Even if the goals are noble and the result is a fairer community, this is the exact justification and reasoning given by the despots that always leads eventually to totalitarianism.","A bunch of comments in the thread are some variation on Hey I don't like ableism, but I'm going to whine about subreddits that actually try to do something about it." +F2P run out of places to get lapis? Basically as a free to play player I'm finding it difficult now to do daily pulls as ive pretty much received all the missions lapis... Any other resources or places I can grab lapis now... I only know of arena :/,"The new map is very close, we might get a good amount of lapis thanks to it." +"You do realize if we only looked at popular vote, Hillary would have been elected by a minority of voters, right?","That's why we need something like instant-run-off, which by its very design finds the candidate with majority support." +"Wisconsin defeats LSU, 16-14",Teams in purple and yellow always struggle at Lambeau +What's a pupper?,A dead meme. +The fact that Medivh didn't top damage sure is wrong.,"Not really, could be a new Medivh who played like 2 games vs AI." +Got me :),"I've been a redditor for 2 months, and I've only heard this twice, both times today." +"Yes, because trespassing on private property to protest a pipeline is the same as breaking into someone's personal living space. Yup, clearly a great analogy. Clearly the real issue is that they've infringed upon the right of someone to own large tracks of land, and the associated holy property rights.","Look out folks, we have somebody opposed to private property here." +Let's add a fully functioning Titanic and AK47s while we're at it,We need to build a wall to keep the inyolans out. +"For a lot of these gun control efforts, there have been concerns about due process, but I think Washington's effort addresses this by getting petitioning the courts directly involved.","Except those orders can be given with no due process, and the first the accused would hear of the order against them is as police show up to take their weapons." +Experience a Luxurious Vacation by staying in a luxury apartment on vacation rentals in Miami.,Why are you spamming your Miami vacation rentals blog to people who generally live in Miami? +"Member when everyone was calling us sexist, racist, xenophobes?",Pepe farms 'members. +"It's not the kids that are bigger than you, it's the kids older than you. 6th graders don't think twice about fucking with a 2nd grader the same height as them.",Until said second grader beats the shit out of them +PSA to killers regarding decisive strike,"Nah, it's much more satisfying to let them slowly bleed out" +Maybe don't unhook when the killer is standing right there?,"Then the hooked survivor might, God forbid, _actually die_ which is clearly not the point of 1.1.2" +Update: The FFN reviews are back. Just letting everyone know so that we can stop obsessively checking our inboxes and go back to obsessively checking our story pages.,That's so true... I think during the few hours it was down I checked my email more often than I usually do in a month. +"Yes because it was an 80s slapstick film aka the best kind of film- think Airplane, Caddyshack, UHF, Fletch, Spaceballs, etc",AKA satire movie. +Funny how this message doesn't appear tell after the election.,"Yeah, what kind of mod collusion is going on site-wide?" +"Secondary unrelated fun idea I came up with while laying around with the flu: put working front and rear lights on the cars, make the numbers glow-in-the-dark and turn off the track lights at a night race. That would be enjoyable to me at least.",I now want to drop acid and witness this spectacle in person +It's scary and sad that the only way we come out the other end somewhat okay is for Trump to back off of everything he ran on.,How sarcastic was he? +I know it's still in effect.,Then it's still a relevant critique. +See you in February ;),Please........ +First 45 seconds shows how much of a leader Carr is,i came here to watch a 45 second clip and ended up watching a fuckin 20 minute video lol. +"Its getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes.","I am getting so hot, I'm going to take my clothes off." +yep...the same adults that later were asking for help...,"*We need you Barbrady, go shoot those kids*" +Relocate the bears,Central Coast sounds good +Got a Dell chromebox i7 from eBay for $260 refurb. Upgraded ram to 16gigs. Octane score of 35k. Feels good!,...but why? +"You can play with friends in normals, that draws people in. I've MANY friends who played normals for most of their league career, you're acting like normal games isn't a possibility. Flex queue will turn into normal queue with more seeable rating.","I'm aware its a possibility, but DQ was made for people who wanted to be competitive and play ranked but also enjoyed more of the team aspect and include their friends" +You formatted your card levels wrong. It is supposed to be Commons/rares/epics/legendaries,Thanks +"Lester 6 times rebuttled against Trump, none against Hillary. Topics avoided email scandal, Benghazi, formation of ISIS. She got off easy. Most of that is Trumps fault but the topics were softballs for her.",That is because trump kept spouting bullshit. +"I just want the fucking ending, they could make pong with a cutscene at the end and I'd be satisfied","It's possible Given won't make a sequel in his lifetime, and your grandkids will need to wait until they're old and gray to play HL3." +What song/album title best sums up (your) 2016?,Revolution Radio and American Idiot +The Maginot Line and the state of the French government/military leading up to WWII springs to mind.,Perhaps they should of build the line on the border with the Netherlands +Big bro's always asking me for mula. He has a passion for technology and today I get a random text with this pic from him. Wtf! can anyone tell me how much he spent?,I know that it is alot of money. +olli jokinen looks more like a caveman than anything else,Cavemen look like Olli Jokinen +"I think it's HILARIOUS! how in the sub that can't mention, literally every post is about Trump, not a single one supporting Clinton (Because there's nothing to support)",living rent free +Does anyone else hear a striking resemblance between outlaws and wild one?,Yeah. +"I don't live in the US. I think the proliferation of this holiday has been sponsored by excessive consumerism and thus denounce it as such. I'm sure at one point it was a great holiday, but with the health problems in the US I think it's excessive. Not that dressing up wouldn't be fun, but all the candy in tandem with the obesity epidemic and health problems in the US.. Nothing more needed be said.","Yes, only properly authorized fun allowed." +"Add an S to the end of a movie title, what is it about now?",There Will be Bloods Now a movie about gang turf wars +Your codename is the last word you said followed by the last thing you ate. What is your codename?,Okay pussy This both a my code name and my description. +"Alright Reddit, time to vent. What do you fucking hate?",Life +"I already have a rig, that's where I've been the past few years ever since my xbox360 broke. I would a PS4 but my cousin is on Xbox and that's the main reasons I wanna get one",Im not so sure if its worth it if you have little free time unless you can comfortably afford it. +"Welcome to IOS, only options I have are to pause/play fast forward/rewind and unexpand the video.","Ah, well then welcome to your Don't Use Shitty Apple Products Because They're Shitty class." +"In kayfabe, why didn't the Shield use the Freebird rule when they were tag champions? The title says it all",Dean'o wanted that singles gold +100s of 1000s?,maybe more +Reported,o the ironing +What do you do when your out of fodder? When i played a year ago i used to get a lot of unknown scrolls and i would just feed my 1* mons to make more 2* mons now i keep running out of unknown scrolls so i have taken to leveling the 1* monsters and even buying 1/2* monsters in the shop :I.,Cry +"Yeah solid point, guess they vaguely know what they want to do and how to deliver it.","Russia's point here is that since Assad is already spoiled, Russia can't really install another puppet through a war as it will be a very obvious puppet." +Fantastic beasts and where to find them in my pants.,That gives away the ending though +"looking for kv-5 background picture. I'm looking for the 2015 christmas KV-5 background, where it has a Christmas background. This is a picture of it when it was in the shop for sale. I used to have it saved but now i dont :(/",ok +"I almost never watch tv news, but I checked out CNN occasionally during the election. He was definitely basically working as fact-checker/civics 101 teacher on the panels with the Trump surrogates. I'm a pretty patient person, but even I was amazed that he had the energy to do it day after day. It was pretty impressive.",That makes me so happy to hear. +"Zis, getting cryo grenades back? Hey was doing the ee with a few people and we manage to get all stickers accept for polar peak battery... seemed that one of the guys bought them, then died and was not able to buy back from lost and found. I was wondering if there was a way to re-buy the cryo-nades?",It'll usually spawn back at the prize table after a couple of rounds +Then I'll swoop in and retweet the retweeted retweet.,then I'll retweet the retweet like a bird. +Fucking 14 abortions I would have been happy to pay for myself if I were able to.,That is a good way to put it. +"I remember getting mad salty about that back in the day. On the plus side, it only works once.","Yeah I mean it might seem funny to some, but it sucks for the person that experiences it." +I dont think 3 receivers count as depth.. i think we'll try DJ Foster this gameweek at WR and Griff should be ready to contribute a bit the following week if Foster struggles,"It was just a perplexing move, if I had expected us to look for anybody to sign it was definitely TE as we are really lacking depth there." +I tell ya hwhat.,The boy ain't right +Would you be willing to do chakram's for lime crown?,"I would do snakeskin, lime crown, 2 crates for the chakrams" +stuff anything. donations. painted cat ears. free stuff. like pigeons and things. Will take anything. Will play with you if you give things. I want painted things if possible REALLY want crates.,You want free stuff? +When are the blizzcon matchs for following your champion? I cant seem to find out when they start playing and I would wish to watch,there are no blizzcon matches for my champion +"You are the first person on mMars, what do you say to top Neil Armstrong's famous one small step for man?",I'd say the line right this time damnit +30 for 30 on the long slow death of the Big 12,"I love Mike Leach, but the rise of his air raid destroyed the Big 12 nationally I feel like" +"You can disagree with 2+2=4, but that's also basic stuff. What we do about ending abortion should probably start with crafting our laws to be in agreement with science and human rights. So we can start by classifying abortion with other forms of murder. Then we can institute other laws designed to reduce the demand for this crime. Support for effective family planning services and support for motherhood and families could be part of that.","Seems like you can start with family planning if it's really important to you, since you don't have consensus on abortion" +"I also did, from Massachusetts. Not this time.","This isn't the election for that, though." +So that's where my taxes go.,"No, they go in the mailbox" +"Eh, I'm with OP here. He made it to the front page for a reason.","But it's stealing the spotlight from such great topics like don't ask random people if they're pregnant, they might just be fat" +the loss rate for mead cordial is horrific. something like 70-75%.,What do you mean? +"Wow, i thought for a second you could see Japan and New York from Everest...DERP",Found Sarah Palin +Brady has only won one game so far this year and it was against the browns! Jimmy has at least two wins. Obviously Jimmy is better for the job.,"Yeah, what has that Brady guy won anyway?" +I can't see them. Where'd you drop them?,"I don't think you dropped them, it may have been more of a leak." +I wish I died a lot,I wish i died +"If you listen closely, you can hear the ulcers forming in his campaign advisor's stomachs in real time. Yes Donald, keep telling women they're fat because that's what Presidents do.",If Trump wins Kellyanne Conway is going to be in demand every election from now until the day she dies. +"What is something that is bullshit, that everyone should know about?",Vaccines don't cause autism. +Hillary supporters ATTACK AND BEAT a Trump voter!!!!!,#LAW AND ORDER NEEDS TO BE RESTORED IN OUR COUNTRY +"You saw a mysterious gangster push a man off a bridge, then he saw you and gave you $100. He asked what you saw. Well, what did you see?",i saw a guy jump off a bridge and found $100 thats what. +"It's not us, it's the Italians.","I have a question, is it avaible in israel Barilla Pasta?" +Thats some sweet on your all. Too bad it looks terrible on that wall color,Ya that wall sure needs a paintin. +"MFW I join a little forum called r/The_Donald, which ends up taking over Reddit and toppling the establishment.","I joined to make fun of Jeb Bush and Ted Cruz, and somehow ended up making America great again" +That sounds about right.,Far right +This Is Apparently Cleaned and Refurbished According to Amazon,Enjoy the the MRSA DLC. +Not quite sure what to think of this... :/,And there are people who think quickscoping takes no skill. +"Makes me happy, not gonna lie.","Seriously me too, this is one of those punishment fits the crime situations." +A 10 year old tortoise matched my 25 year old carpet pretty well,"Sorry to break it to you OP, but that's a backpack." +Anime eyes.,she is making it real +"No, he is the most responsible person I know, loves his job, loves his family, loves his friends. No one has seen or heard from him, it's crazy.",not all thosewho wander are lost +Today mattered. It was emotional. And it was needed.,"/#lovetrumpshat Well, I'm sure *someone* out there does." +"I really gotta watch it. Although I'm hesitant because my friend likes to believe he's a chef now because he watches it all the time, even though every meal I've tried of his has been salted to fuck.","Considering 90% of the people on that show don't season their food at all, I can see where he's coming from." +"Reddit, what do you like on your eggs?",Mayo +Give them time ffs. Did you expect an announcement right at midnight?,YES I EXPECTED SOMBRA TO TURN MY GAME ON AT 00:01 AND MAKE ME PLAY +"Huma Abedin may soon become the next suicide victim as witness to the two largest crimes in U.S. history involving Hillarty Clinton, Saudis, and fake terrorism created by U.S. government.",What seems to happen is that everyone pleads the 5th once they're immunised so as to avoid any preventable deaths. +Can I ask why you feel that way?,TBH listen to asher hour or maybe it was jeff show with asher on it about that. +Who the fuck is u/preme1017?,One of them dudes who makes quick streamables for that easy Karma +he had much better numbers in the regular season but Bill owned him,yea I can tell by them rings +Is he still alcholoic?,"Not an alcoholic, just likes to drink still." +Thigh highs for me.,Just as hot +Won't make a difference considering the PS4 Pro's CPU will almost certainly suffer from bottle necking.,Yeah because sony just spends money on a semi-custom APU in a console just to have half of it available.... +"Anyone entering into child care courses and looking for textbooks? Hi guys, clearing out my garage I found two textbooks that I hope are still required for the first part of the child care course at tafe and looking to hand them off for free to any student who needs them because I know how expensive textbooks can be. If anyone here or anyone you know wants them, please chuck a PM or comment! Textbooks are Birth to big school and The big picture. Can post an image if required.",Can't you usually sell textbooks back to a secondhand bookstore on campus? +I have also reached my end game!,"We need impressions, amaze us with this godly device" +what the fuck,"Haha, that was the scariest thing I've ever seen." +It would have been so much more helpful if this information was out and available during the primary season instead of election. Now we're screwed either way.,"If we would've gotten Bernie instead of Hillary, this election would be exceptionally exciting." +"BlizzCon 2016...Imagine this ; Blizzard announces WarCraft 3, Diablo 2 and StarCraft 1...all in 3D, HD, with all the extra content that was released after, including expansion packs, as well as remastered cinematics, and modern control schemes (which can be changed for the old control schemes in the game's settings). ...One can dream, can't they?","why would i do another 50k baal, cow , pindel, uberruns if there is poe?" +Downvoted.,Downvoted +"How appropriate, you fight like a cow!",I've spoken with apes more polite than you! +I Did this years ago in hope for Akatosh protect me while I'm resting. And show for everyone that I'm a imperial.,An imperial * +Fuck that. It's disrespectful. It's insubordination. If I all of a sudden got a new boss at work I wouldn't confront him about being fair. He got the job because he knows how to do the job. It's not my place to tell him. You people are fucking unbelievable whining imbeciles.,"Seriously, what a bunch of babies crying about their civil rights bring trampled." +Situs Inversus SA WR,"I just cannot fathom how you can shoot that fast, with that accuracy, and that speed..." +ANTHONY WEINER BUSTED AGAIN: FACES $65K IN FINES,#CARLOS IS A MESS +"When a tank dives too deep too far from his team, you do focus the tank. It depends on the situation.",Yes it's situational but everybody shouldn't just blow their load on the nearest enemy. +"Lot's of free time. Jobs are there for us just until a machine takes over, then you have free time.",Uhh yeah unless you need the job to support yourself? +Movie? This should be a pilot on HBO,"Oooh, yes." +if you want people to pvp in a pvp tournament here's a crazy idea for you. how about you leave an area that doesn't have any fog?,How about no +"As I understand it, the structure will remain and provide the same home to the marine life that it always has - it just won't re-grow after it inevitably gets damaged (cyclones, human and animal activity etc.). So, fish life will eventually follow the coral.","It'll also go from all the pretty colours you see in pictures, to just a large brown mess like what has happened in other parts of the reef." +Found GF French Fried Onions at Aldi!,Does anyone have a good recommendation for GF (and preferably vegan) cream of mushroom? +What profession loses all credibility when you add the word home in front of it?,O +That moment at Thanksgiving when you realize your uncle is atheist too...,"The beauty of atheism, you can't extrapolate anything about another atheist other than they don't believe in a god or gods by the actions of another atheist." +If you could throw unlimited research and funding at one thing what would it be?,Fusion +Best Way to Stop Hut Spam with Lumberjack?,lumberjack should be clean up if the valk is in front +"Sad, but not surprising.",What are they going to show on ACCN Classic if some fan has uploaded it for free? +I was implying when you want to join them. That's what the post is about. BLM joining ISIS. You can find videos of BLM rioters saying they're ISIS too.,"he gave a bunch of animals guns, it doesnt mean youll be able to get a bunch of animals to cooperate, as that requires rational thought" +How so? Donald Trump has never been involved in anything approaching a FPTP like system. And neither is the US Presidential Election anything like our FPTP system,First to get past 269 electoral college votes wins. +Does Diamond City actually celebrate halloween? Does Diamond City celebrate halloween in lore?,Well they decorate the city on Oct 31st just like they do on Dec 25 but I don't think there's any lore or dialogue that mentions either holiday in diamond city. +"Wow, when you get criticized by China on your environmental policy, you know you've fucked up.",But we all know climate change is a Chinese hoax. +But the blue one is the one you can catch in game...,"whoops, I thought it was the pink one" +Who pissed in your cheerios pal? I guess you've got me real figured out from just a couple internet posts huh? Gee I wish I had that talent. Fuck right off with your holier-than-thou bullshit mate. Get a grip lol.,Petty behaviour begets judgement. +Nephew is unknowingly making a deal with the devil...,Looks like your nephew is going to be getting a visit from Krampus this year. +"? You Rav after the auto, but you do it at the same time you would normally W+Q. Your answer is confusing.",oh I thought preflash hydra like that it will still delay it a bit but not alot +No they haven't. You can say that all day long but it won't make it so. I can say 2+2=3 all day long but it doesn't make it so.,A legal argument can definitely be made. +Hugh... Mungus?,RAPIST! +Why not?,Because it gives them too much power. +RICK AND MORTY SEASON 3 RELEASE DATE ANNOUNCED,tbh i hope donny t deports you +"Yeah I do recall them saying that, from the original 21 I could really go with anyone. But probably my biggest bets are either Lucio, Symmetra or Tracer.. But I'm still a firm believer that Sombra is *also* a lesbian Really, the more I think about it the more I see almost every character in OW as a potential lgbtq+ character lol, like Mei too? Or even Rein","The person cosplaying Mei is all about the booty, meibe Mei is too?" +"Not what he said at all. I haven't seen people mention this side of it, but in this case it's ridiculously obvious that he didn't expect no one to notice. In fact, the whole point was for people to notice. He was trolling the_donald in a way he (and lots of other people after the fact) thought was funny and didn't think through its effect, which he apologized for. He never said anybody was overreacting - you literally just made that up.",Did spez make you say that? +We have no where reached our final form,Theres moarrrrrrr +Matchmaking Changes,Can someone quote for those in the cubicle? +Imagine if a Warren Buffet established an NGO which collected dirt on cops so they could be fired at will,"I don't want Warren Buffet get justifiable use of forceed at a routine traffic stop when he reaches for his ID as instructed, thanks." +"we could argue all day about this - but my experience and opinion makes be believe that generally the devices are non-issue. That being said, there are tons of inattentive drivers out there who are oblivious to their surroundings, electronic devices or not.","Yes, but two driver errors does not a good idea make." +I think one sold for $430K. There are like 4 of them that are transferrable to civilians.,closer to a dozen +What do you guys think about Hillary Clinton knowingly cheating by receiving debate questions from CNN before the debate?,It makes her smart ? +Backstreet Boys announce Vegas residency,"i always have this notion that performers who choose to perform such gigs in vegas are already on the way out, career wise" +Uh no. I am the Leader of Arado Squadron. We fly the Lord's holy plane into heretics :P,"Oh, huh, sorry about that." +"See ya... or like, not see ya.",Does that mean he will stay and we won't be able to see him or that he leaves? +That person put pillars there because a drop or resource spawned there and he didn't want some noob coming along and building there.,"I understand the reason to it, I am saying that it isn't a solution." +"Sure you do, OP, just like the 500 other OP's who've posted this in the last two days.",Lol douche bag i could tell you his name +Hillary Body Double? : Teresa Barnwell - Advertising executive quit her job to impersonate the presidential candidate full-time,Can she stand upright? +I started saving shitloads of money by doing my own Auto maintenance. AMA.,Got any good resources for someone who's trying to learn? +Basically wanted to just produce on his own (and with Dot Da Genius WZRD) exclusively. But he linked back up with Plain Pat for Frequency.,Linked back up like 6 years too late. +"Credit to Bernie. He has never mocked or abused Trump supporters. He has hit Trump but that's fair game. Unlike Hillary, who has gone after Trump supporters. Hillary is the monster, not Trump.",Wonder if he'll have his leash yanked for going off-narrative. +"People wish our government was The West Wing, imagine it to be House of Cards but in my mind it's secretly Veep.","I've heard that very frequently lately, that Veep is how things really work." +"They've already hit the iceberg, so perhaps now is a good time for relaxing music and getting rich people to lifeboats.",Cue Celine Dion +What are your personal beliefs about what happens to us when we pass away?,"I'm Muslim so, heres my religious view point, you get questioned in the grave about your deeds, if you're good, you sleep, until the day of resurrection, if you're bad, you're punished in the grave, now, either way, you'll wait till the end of the world, if you're good, you go to heaven, if you're bad and Muslim, you go to hell temporarily." +Damn that article is an infuriating read.,Two years sounds a bit lenient for stomping an underage teenager's head into the street. +"Weird, I didn't even see Hitler mentioned in the article, let alone them saying Trump was literally Hitler.",His argument is that anything short of death camps doesn't count as racism. +Yup. Alabama.,Surprise surprise! +What is the best OC you have achieved on your 480's? I'm running a reference 480 and I got 1335MHz stable boost on and core undervolted to 1085mV. I got my memory to 2200MHz also undervolted to 980mV. I don't know what undervolting memory does but it is stable. I have also underclocked and undervolted at the first and second stages to conserve energy.,1385MHz at 3000rpm on the fans and 85C core temp because something is wrong with my card +A Christian left a letter on my door step,So... are you gonna go? +"What is your favourite release of the year? 2016 has been a great year for electronic music, new DJ Shadow, new Aphex, new Avalanches etc. Personally, my favourites are either Wildflower by The Avalanches; it's everything I wanted and expected from our boys down under; or Under The Sun by Mark Pritchard; incredibly beautiful and dreamy, a highlight of the year for sure. Special mentions to Bibio's A Mineral Love, Gold Panda's Good Luck And Try Your Best and DJ Shadow's The Mountain Will Fall. What are yours?",Mat Zo - Self Assemble Flume - Skin Elephante - I Am The Elephant Haywyre - Two Folds Pt II Point Point - Family Portrait EP +"Yes, you get banned for killing a teammate with a molotov. Happened to some streamers too.",Can confirm this. +What I'm *really* wondering about is whether it's whether it's possible to wrongwarp without an A press. Not even a half-A press.,You gotta jump before you can crawl. +*tips fedora* I mean *lifts helmet visor*,showing your face to be weapons free +"Haha, well shit, never underestimate the research prowess of reddit.",Except for that one time we accused the wrong guy of being a terrorist. +"Thanks for that, I was looking for any sign of hope. You gave me something to believe in. She is a good person, just easily influenced. She's taken everything back today and admitted she was being a follower. I told her all I'm willing to do is to start if from the beginning. She has to earn my trust back and win me over again. I'm not leaving myself open to be hurt, but I'm holding on to hope.",Oh... and going through shit like that from time to time and having your relationship survive is what builds trust. +press play press unmute video repeats 3x by the time I close it,"that's only for the browser, it doesn't do that for the app." +Are people in here not counting Ronaldo or something?,They are +Did Roman ever have the crowd?,He always had the women and children +My interests don't align with Wall Street or Goldman Sachs.,So you voted Hillary? +Of course not,You're 6'6? +The Blue Screen of Death,I'm gonna be a kernel panic! +Tfw someone brings up r/pcmasterrace,Did someon mention optimization? +Thanks Valve I got 5 LP games because dota2 keep crashing. SeemsGood take me back to 6.88,rip +"Thanks for replying.. So basically, chilling is like verde?","chilling is more like megan as far as db10 is concerned, except you should skill megan up so she uses her S2 and S3 as much as possible." +"Okay, so you can't defend what you said. Cool",You go first. +"Even if you don't wanna dabble in all the Trump/Wikileaks/Russia/whatever theories, Putin has spoken praise of Trump several times.",Exactly. +Winning does not necessarily mean you played the game well.,"Lol, this must be your first election..." +"Lol. No racism of any kind is good , but it's good to see that white people now embrace black music, dance, medua, athletes, Caribbean food etc...","Worth noting that for the most part, we're not embracing it because it has anything to do with being associated with blackness--we're embracing it because it's good." +Look just another white male racist blaming a black man.,"Look, just another Republican Conservative blaming a Democrats FTFY" +"a year later and he got off, s/o to her",See guys all those people begging for likes and retweets are totally justified. +"Every good team has a jokester like Pray, someone lighthearted who keeps everyone else's spirits up. With SKT it's Wolf, with TSM it's Sven. Really interesting to see that guy be the AD Carry, though. Love Pray.",I still don't like Sven because he's a racist +Wow the difference between high and ultra is insane haha,The gif is in low quality so you can't really tell +"Does anyone else just watch the ppvs now? Ever since the brandsplit, I practically only watch the ppvs now and to be totally honest, I'm quite satisfied with it. The last Raw I watched was when KO won the title and I haven't seen smackdown since the fire smackdown live after the split. I don't know who else does this but it's so much less time consuming and I still feel like I'm getting the jist of the story by being on this sub. I watch some of the highlights people throw on here as well. Does anyone else do this?",No bro you are the only one who does that. +Also this.,"I can see something in that, I enjoy wearing mine." +Someone else pointed out that theyre probably sticking Indians with Asians. It makes a lot more sense when you think of it that way,How does that make more sense? +Hot take: Mike McCarthy is one of the worst coaches in the league. Hot take: Belichick outcoached himself last night. Hot take: the Raiders could easily be 2-7 right now. Hot take: this year's Cleveland Browns are worse than the 2007 Lions.,08 Lions but point taken. +"if anything, there's a hate train on IW right now. Bo3 zombies wasn't all that fun IMO, maps were much too storyline based. It's fun to have a map where you can actually play casually.","I totally agree and had a crack at ZIS to try and find that casual relief but didn't find it, myself." +I make 30/hr Nyc out of school,precisely. +"I wouldn't say it was trash, but I was definitely glad to have read the book first, because it was one of the most shocking scenes I have ever read. I think it was so great because it was a Catelyn POV chapter, and that was the first time I have ever seen an author kill off a narrator during their story arc. Wasn't expecting it at all.","Yeah, I was a little rash in using the word trash." +My new graphics card came with a bag of Haribo sweets,you'll need something to combat the salt of online gaming +Or put him up front with hazard,Or he can sell him now and buy him back when the prices drop buddy +"If you were locked in a room with 10 people, one of which is a mindreader, what crazy thought would you think in order to identify the mindreader?","God, if only someone would help me live out my fantasy of fucking a mind reader without a shirt on..." +Hey guys looking for some help on a mortar deck. The mortar has really caught my interest recently and I was wondering if you Gus have any ideas for decks I could try and maybe some help with how to play the card. Any help is appreciated.,Mortor MM fire spirits ice spiirt bowler fireball zap inferno 4003 lvl 10 10/7/3 Good luck +Yeah I'm not arguing I'm just stating that I have heard there are 3 from more than one source. No need to get upset.,I'm allowed to be mad at someone without being mad in general. +What if the deaths in 2016 and the biggest political events that has transpired were the consequences for Leo winning the Oscar?,Or the Cubs winning the World Series. +"It is certainly reflective of their behavior and attitude, especially since this has been going on for several months.","Maybe, but the point is, DBG can't ban someone because of their comments on reddit, hell how does DBG know they are the same guy?" +really don't care,"Ah, the benefits of living in a non-secular country!" +"I am using 1% as a pejorative. Trump will be anything that gets trump what he wants. He has no moral code, no set of ethics and is a narcissistic bubble of goo with sausage like fingers.",I can't say I disagree with any of that. +Don't forget to vote! Trump must be stopped!!!,Dude looks like someone's stoner dad who believes in UFOs and happened to end up on some ballots as a presidential candidate. +Having a bad user interface is better because it encourages being sociable to ask for help,~~Hit~~ Fire that guy +"Did something happen to the hosting? Fyi, the domain name is just a name assigned to a specific ip address. More than likely the server is fine.","As far as I know, in most cases (at least in our country) you pay for hosting and domain at the same time... and unless you have paid for backup, hosting company wont keep your data and will just delete it." +"Sometimes life throws you curveballs. Set my alarm. Pre downloaded the patch the night before. Woke up. Turned ny computer on, went dow stairs ti feed the 4 week old lorikeet we were hand raising. Passed away. Sometimes Heroes die.","Sorry for your loss, hopefully Overwatch can make you feel better." +"Dear Lucian, WHAT DO YOU SEE UP THERE!? Regards, Quinn",VALOR TO ME +Spyro,Little kids know him but ONLY because of skylanders and have NO CLUE he had his own video game series before skylanders +primitive pottery. pestle or mill?,Pretty sure it's art. +lots of ______ Studies.,My thoughts exactly. +"I hate when it executives get fired for their own actions and still get a massive payout, but why is Billy Bush getting fired in the first place? I read the entire transcript, he didn't even say anything that was that bad. Just commented on hot women and their legs while off the air. A suspension seems fair. Firing seems excessive considering that in 2006, he was an entertainment TV host, not an anchor of the evening news. This is hypocritical--how many other entertainment TV personalities had made similar comments (even on the air)?",His slimy way of getting the woman to hug The Donald was creepy. +"Or maybe people should realize that Facebook can do whatever the fuck they want with whatever information you give them. They can censor all the pictures of burn victims that they want. An apology wasn't necessary, neither was putting the picture back up. The problem isn't Facebook censoring, it's Facebook users thinking that they have a right to a Facebook account and the information they post. If you don't like the way Facebook is run then quit.",They 'can' that doesn't make it right +"Did she steal from you? I mean, during the relationship when things were supposed to be going well. I have to say, yes. My ex-wife did often take and use money (of mine) that I didn't give her permission to. She actually thought it was okay. I'm starting to think many women feel that if they are having sex with you, they have a right to all your money and everything you own. They don't even need to ask. The greatest form of prostitution. Imagine when she becomes the mother of your children. Imagine how big her fucking head gets then.",Yes. +Tiffany drives the flying chariot in which Pepe delivers the coats!,It's better than I could have ever dreamed! +"The usual outcome is not 100% sure due to the fact that this time there are some Kukiz'15 MPs that will likely support this bill (but then again, in previous instances there were some PO MPs voting for it), but such bills are generally supposed to fail after a very close vote, with enough PiS MPs ultimately taking advantage of lack of party discipline by abstaining or voting against the bill for it not to pass.","Well, I'm not this hopeful." +"Equality by making certain that individual votes of some people are worth more than others depending on where you live. God Bless 'Merica, am I right? This is to say nothing of the fact that the fallibility of the Constitution has been proven time and time again.",When you don't like the way the game is going...change the rules. +I don't know if it still works for iOS 9 but there is a tweak called veency which sets up a vnc server on your phone which you can control from your computer or whatever. It's not very fast but it gets the job done.,"Don't know how I came across this sub, but came here to comment this, Veency works perfectly for me on iPhone 5s iOS 9.3.3" +Now that voting is over and the election has passed when is the next time states will have a chance to vote to legalize recreational marijuana again?,"Texas legislation only meets in the off years, so our chance starts now" +"I can only speak for myself, but the ncaa's handling of the Penn state situation made me believe the ncaa is too broken to be fixed and should be disbanded and replaced. I'm nowhere near pennsylvania, nor have I ever remotely been a fan of Penn state",Repeal and replace! +he didnt blame anyone lmao dont go looking for a fight,Who was it? +Employee of the month!,It is creepy and weird and I call it stalking. +"Nobody here has time for shitposting. I want to be generous considering an extremely supplemental bonus that I recieved not too long ago. If this gets 300 upvotes, only the first 300 will receive a copy of pokemon sun or moon. No bullshit.","I haven't played pokemon since I think emerald, would it be very different now?" +i'd be fucking pissed I just bought Ibra,May I ask why? +"Well the game isnt even released yet, they might finetune things :)",It's EA we're talking about here... +"No, but what is it, 5 or so on launch is pretty bad",It's 9 with number 10 releasing for free in december. +"Wow, that's fast! 8-9 seconds is the duration of the white Niantic screen on my phone... then there are 10-15 more seconds with the loading bar at the beginning, with the Sign Out button in the middle, and then the bar slowly scrolls to the right until I get the message Do not trespass or something like that.","this exploit could easily be patched with limited log-ins per set amount of time (like 10 per 10 minutes) but I guess Niantic are too late by now to take such action... I dont feel good after 30 min clicking like insane but if you're chasing max efficiency this is the way.... also these 4-5 verification per minute put a lot of stress on the servers, right?" +suits me fine. We can get a warmer climate and the US as our neighbours and you can get a perennially failing country in the midst of a lengthy drug war to deal with.,Buy sunscreen. +Dogaissance,Are we flooding the sub with shit posts? +Kebabs come in small??,"They called their 'regular', 'small'." +Yes - please prove that Batman repeats the same shit over and over again.,He said that himself. +Wasn't the Stanford band banned from Notre Dame stadium for a couple years?,Stanford's band is also banned from Disneyland +How I know Donald Trump is going to win the election in a landslide,"I don't know if its worse that this is based off a real tweet, or that it took me 1/2 the article to realize it was satire because that's how awful and extreme this election has been." +Muhammad Was A Feminist,"Yup, HuffingtonPost went there" +"Tories actually do stuff though, and get slagged off for that",What are you talking about? +"A loss to Michigan would bury Ohio State. A Michigan loss to Ohio State is somewhat better, but they still don't make the playoffs. Louisville probably gets the nod in that event they win out","You think one loss, B1G champion OSU wouldn't get a playoff bid?" +UH...keep your wits about you. Phew I did it,*insert self deprecating joke* +GOP Congressman: Russian Hackers 'Merely Did What The Media Should've Done',I love that the republicans finally came out of the closet and are now admitting that they have been in bed with the Russians all along. +"Hi, I am Wolf Blitzer. Fearless independent journalist working for the independent and completely independent non-partisan CNN!",watching him break down last night was amazing +"Setting the Damn Record Straight: No, There's Not a 'New Clinton Email Scandal'",Good old unbiased journalism. +But are they sponge worthy?,"Well, you can make them wait for it or you can make some pay for it" +I mean that's all you really can or should do. Inform or educate. Banning it would be stupid,You could stop funding it with taxpayer dollars.... +C,K +"Typical commie, always hating logic.",Pure ideology right here. +So fast your plate is going to fly off.,Someone here mentioned down force lol +Nasty. Crazy how he's barely shooting any 3s too.,The only way DeRozan becomes a three point threat is when the NBA adds a four point line. +"Vainglory Offer for Galaxy Devices, Note 7",Cath is already unlocked at level 5 anyway. +Wat,Was? +"Different opinions about the same thing equals 'having crap taste.' Yeah, you definitely don't get it.","Clearly OP is the only one who has good taste, the rest of us are idiots." +"I'm sorry, is my putting distracting your conversation?",Well you already wasted their time with about 12-15 extra shots... I kid I kid +As much as I would love to see gronk catch a TD.. It's nice to see that Brady-Bennett chemistry I felt gronk was covered up a lot which left Bennett wide open or in man on man... Pick your poison I guess... Strats working and by the looks of it.. It'll play out better than gronk/Hernandez,Would love some Edelman +And which one is the happy ending?,"Depends, do we want to elect the person who will nuke the world or the person who will let the world nuke us?" +"If you use a tanning bed, you are a racist",Something Michael something Jackson something +"I want to say it's actually his smallest asset, but we all know that's not true.","If you don't have something, it's not actually an asset." +Reap Soul - Single minion removal to buff your own board.,Perfect with forbidden ritual! +It appears there are 2 cats. The fluff ball in lower right could be feline.,damn cats intruding on a dog party! +Jamie Collins gets Burned by Witten,Ah New England sports media... Lol this kind of stuff makes us look petty as shit imo. +Justin Kroll (Variety) thinks Flash won't replace Aquaman's old July date,Fixed the link and title thanks to u/WeWillHaveHope +"hop on pop, the foot book , dream animals, all excellent for OPs apparent literacy level",I meant me... +Wow. Very amazing!,Lifts multi-ton columns of air with ease! +what does that even mean? how do you conduct an sensitive investigation in the open?,Podesta is calling for them to present any emails related to her to the public which signals to me there's nothing to hide +"There is another article, times has one planned that slate scooped. The Alfa Bank story",Do you have a source for the claim that nyt has a second peice planned about that I keep seeing you guys repeat that claim but have yet to see any evidence +"I got lightly bollocked by my boss the other day because I said hello mate by accident to the US ambassador at a gala dinner. I'd had a few drinks and the Essex boy I've worked so hard to repress came out in force. Nice bloke though, he didn't seem to mind.",As long as you dont start dropping in the reem or whatever you lot talk about +"How can Xur be made interesting again? In year 1, Xur's arrival was the best day of the week. Why? Because exotics were hard as shit to obtain. You essentially needed lots and lots of luck. Now with 3 of coins, and the new raid, my vault is filled with exotic engrams and Xur simply is another vendor for heavy ammo. How can we make Xur (and exotics for that matter) more interesting? Because let's face it, exotics aren't really exotic anymore. They're glorified legendaries.",Only way to do that is for Bungie to have never implemented 3oC. +"Guide on how to deal with afk/leechers in Co-op! Step 1: Gather/aggro all of the enemies that are currently spawned. Step 2: Lure the enemies to the lazy PoS teammate who just can't be bothered to put in 2 minutes of effort. Step 3: Laugh hysterically as you watch the enemies tear that lazy PoS to shreds. Step 4: Once your teammate has been thoroughly trampled, press the Home button on your cellular device. Step 5: Return to the game, you should now be in a solo instance of the Co-op activity. Step 6: Trounce your enemies and reap those wonderful RNG rewards!! Step 7: Feel pure and utter satisfaction that the twat you left behind will either have to spend orbs to revive and solo the instance himself, or try to leech off another poor unsuspecting player.",I try to do this but some other player tries to be the hero and kills the mobs -_- +Who?,I think they mean the pepe meme guy. +Cast Iron Bacon and Feta Cheese Frittata,Not your usual overhead cam cooking video. +"See that's where you and I differ. I believe that a candidate that can mobilize their base for maximum value can win the election. Remember, high voter turnout is still around 50-60% of the eligible population. Squeezing a bit more out of the 40-50% remaining could be the difference between a win and a loss. I still think it's a risky move to only pander to those people, but I believe they could win if Trump did his job. Either that, or he's a total moron that doesn't understand how to run a campaign.","Luckily for us, his messaging is a mess and his ground game is even worse." +"Ns are like cockroaches. My 'vulnerable' elderly NMIL suddenly became very, very nasty when we finally enforced a boundary (i.e. don't shout abuse in our kitchen when our pre-school nieces are present) Suddenly, after being almost totally dependent on us for four years, she is able to shop, cook, clean, socialise and deal with selling a house. She *faked* dementia for attention, I'm convinced of it.","Amazing, huh?" +Got any examples?,Just stop. +"Note that its icl on Windows, not icc (just so there's no confusion). Among the errors I get is e.g. expression must have a constant value, a similar error I get with Visual Studio (2015) when trying to compile my C11 code. I use the newest icl (downloaded just today), and using c99 only makes icl spew more errors. That would lead me to conclude that icl indeed understands C11, but doesn't support every language construct. Which is very weird, considering the Linux/macOS counterpart icc works perfectly fine with the exact same source code.",For what code do you get that error? +That's what I thought... Nothing besides a dismissive attitude. Never do people have definitive proof,Haha ok bud +"IF WE CAN MAKE THIS BLOG POST GO VIRAL, LAUGHS WILL BE HAD. I GUARANTEE IT.",Hilarious that the man who thinks Hillary Clinton wants to kill him over his blog is lecturing others on how to tell fantasy from reality. +Men like Gingrich would see America become a theocracy.,Does he know what they do to adulterers in theocracies? +This Car,"Okay, no SAO so where's the cringe?" +Are 4K TVs worth it yet? - $399 TCL 55 4K TV Review / Editorial,lol why is this dude in bed +"Windwalk while blinded, then attack",Get blinded again because Johanna took battle momentum. +"There are millions of poor and lower middle class Americans who vote Republican year after year. They vote this way for one of two reasons, in my opinion: 1. They are single issue voters, usually evangelicals, who see American politics as a battle for the soul of the country. The GOP is pro life and anti gay marriage, so voting for a Democrat is the same as forsaking God. They are willing to forego good jobs and a strong safety net because God will provide for them and reward their faith. 2. They are too proud to ask that they receive a bigger piece of the pie. The American Dream is ingrained in them. They've been taught from childhood that they can be whatever we want as long as they are willing to work hard. They don't have the same perspective as many minority groups because, as white Americans, they do not have to contend with as many obstacles in their path to success. While it's true that those born into poverty usually remain in poverty regardless of race, there is no doubt that groups such as blacks, gays, Hispanics, and Muslims face a steeper climb. The average young black person does not see fulfilling the American dream as a realistic outcome when so many of their race ends up in jail or grows up with one parent or faces discrimination that the average poor white person does not experience. Poor Republicans cannot understand the lamentations of the discriminated, so openly supporting welfare and progressive taxation and collective bargaining is akin to the behavior they so despise in minorities. It feels like a cop out. So they throw their support behind the party that tells them they can be successful and comfortable as long as they earn it all by themselves. Sadly, when these poor Republicans finally got fed up with declining wages and chronic unemployment, they threw their support behind a man who blamed the takers and other minority groups for their suffering. The idea that the top 1% is actually to blame for their misery is so rejected that they chose a 1%-er as their savior. Mass unemployment and the breakdown of peaceful society will result in the persecution of minorities instead of the obvious solution: redistribution of income.",They have been told that that which is the solution to their problems is their enemy (soft socialism). +"Oh my fucking God. There's fire, there's panic, there's screaming and fear. There's black fucking smoke pouring out of the bajillion-gallon-gas-tank filled with 94 year olds. And OP's warning is about the ORIENTATION OF THE VIDEO?",Isn't it the tires on fire or something? +100 bucks Ibra hits the wall.,"I was about to ask on the concourse, or the actual wall?" +Thematic Gyms not related to types.,Maybe a legendary gym with Tobias as leader. +Sounds like Conor make the right decision. Look at where he is and look at where Eddie is financially.,The right decision is not sucking off society's tit so you can follow your dreams. +"We've got Intercourse, but they picked Coupon?",I think Humptulips is better than Big Bottom (WA) +All day McDonalds breakfast is basically the single issue I will be voting for in the next election,"Hopefully Justin The Hamburglar Trudeau doesn't promise it, then pull it away after winning saying now that the Liberals are in power... We don't really *need* all day breakfast." +"The culmination of a year-long investigation would probably yield dozens of hours of raw footage. I'd bet my left nut you wouldn't take the time to look through it all, hence why editing exists.",Has O'Keefe manipulated or deceptively edited footage in the past? +How can we make 2017 better than 2016?,I don't really think we have to do anything for that to happen. +"So then what would be grounds for impeachment, then?","Historically, the precedent has been established that Impeachment is only to be used if the president commits a criminal act (Clinton for Perjury, Nixon was about to be impeached for destruction of evidence but resigned before it became official) or a direct and intentional violation of an act of Congress (Andrew Johnson got kind of dicked over by Congress, but did pretty flagrantly violate one of their acts)" +bad english sryy :D but i want to know how much can take :D and if someone have offer tell me,good luck :) +Afternoon Roundtable - 10/05 You can use this thread to discuss whatever is on your mind or share news articles or off topic things that would otherwise not be posted to the sub.,So one of the polls that had Trump up 4 in ME-2 last time has Hillary up 4 now... +if camille counters teemo you're a traitor (:,Teemo is still my bae regardless. +"How did it go telling your parents you like to suck dicks, George? I'm sure they are just so proud of you. Your Japanese Dad would be thrilled.","A guy has to make a living, right?" +P.E.K.K.A. beating Legendary Earth.,"OK, I guess PEKKA is a person and Legendary Earth is a level?" +What tv show do you wish you could watch for the first time again?,Sons of Anarchy +"My friend boyfriend is a virgin. She wants to Mold him to her liking I found incredibly hard to believe he was a virgin when she told us. The guy is the size of fucking Batista, he is enormous. My friend and I met up with friends for drinks last night, some of the girls were teasing her about him. Somehow it got onto a conversation about him being a virgin, she told us. She told our friend she plans to Mold him to her liking How do I tell her this is a bad idea if they one day break up tl;dr: friend wants to mold virgin boyfriend",None of your business. +"yeah, I'm pretty embarrassed it could be PW. I almost, almost don't see this happening on the East side.","If you are in PW and embarrassed, you can move, you know." +I do love the word cretin. I feel it's underappreciated.,I like troglodyte. +im not insecure believe me you're no threat at all,"That doesn't sound insecure at all, sounds downright psychotic." +"They usually release sometime between 6PM-8PM GMT. so, some time in the next hour or 2.","It's already out for Xbox One, although I'm still waiting on the PC update..." +Bennett's Curse Haunted Attraction Unable To Open Due To Fire Marshals Bias,So are all of these accounts OP or did OP's friends make them to add pointless comments? +Love Sportsbar VR! Crazy fun throwing things and leave people stunned,Is this available in the US? +Can't upvote for whatever reason but I do wish the Foundations of Geopolitics was more widely known.,been hearing about it a lot on reddit lately +Nirvana and Kurt Cobain trivia.,Did Courtney kill Kurt? +People don't even really use the internet. I'm sure they'll get tons of business from customers faxing orders to them.,What the hell is a fax? +Fuck that was hard to watch. Sympathies to him and all others impacted by the tragedy.,The end of this video is one of the saddest things I've ever seen. +Then I suppose those who support this policy abuse their privilege,Like the current Minister in charge of our NHS who actually helped write a book on privatisation of the NHS. +"Spotted in Ziguinchor, Senegal.","Lucky you, you have some non-pest roaches here." +"Jesus Christ something major has to change. I get 5 weeks paid holiday a year, and unlimited paid sick days. In my last job, two different guys got more than a years paid sick leave each because their doctor signed off on it. It seems like the rich not only have all the wealth in the US, but all the employment laws in their favor as well. You guys need a French revolution or something.",As long as the balls and brains of legislators are in the hands of big money it will never cease. +No one will notice,I almost didnt +What I really hope they do is up the gear quality and slightly nerf the raid. I know it's a pipe dream but hey some dreams come true...... IF,"I think it just needs a 10% hp nerf, probably fix everything." +"Great, even a fucking monkey got to use VR before me.",I feel your pain. +Pardon her for what?,Would President Obama pardon you? +"psh, dont lie. you skipped ahead 3 times, blew your load under 2 minutes, and will never watch this vid again",You saw that? +"No, she wasn't saying the opposite. She was saying she would rather *subvert the process* than let people chose who they want to. Is it preferable to deny the people the choice they've made just so they can have the illusion of choice?",Would you rather have the illusion of choice than no choice at all? +"What's the worth of a single woman in the church? In full disclosure, I still attend church with my wife and kids. I'm probably in the same boat as many of the readers on this forum. I've watched now as a couple of guys in my ward have gone from active, to completely inactive. My wife is good friends with the wives of these guys, and it has given me a front row seat to see what happens when one spouse decides to leave the church, and the other decides to stay. The guys in my ward who left are highly esteemed in the community, people with incomes well into the six figures. It's amazing to see the plummet in ward hierarchy in a matter of weeks. This wasn't too surprising to me, I've seen what happens when young men decide not to go on missions, and I've heard the Ward Council gossip of people who don't do their home teaching, but what I've noticed lately is the amount of apathy for the still active wife. Ladies who were once part of a LDS power couple marriage, are now an afterthought to most of the ward. They're not invited on group dates, dinners at other peoples homes, many of the lessons and talks in sacrament are not really sensitive to the situations of these active wives and mothers. So, it makes me wonder, what is the worth of a single woman in the church?","They'd be worth a lot more, if the church would only bring back polygamy." +Go to r/wholesomememes,Lol i actually subscribed about an hr ago. +"One time he even did it silently, presumably because he thought people were tuning into the debate on the fucking radio and wouldn't notice.",That shit had me rolling on the floor. +"Did you drop an apostrophe, or are there multiple Bill Clintons here?",I think we'll go with that one +So they stop having a say in how this country works? I forgot democracy worked on a bipartisan basis.,On things that make sense they may have a chance but getting rid of the EC because you don't like the results is stupid. +wealth =/= intelligence,And correlating the two would be dumb :) +I thought this post was spam when I saw it with that title and your username in the modqueue. Then I clicked on the link. Holy hell.,Thanks for letting it through. +I've heard hanes beefy tees but have never had them in had before,just ordered one as a sample the other day so i can check it out and see +rumors hes retiring after this season but he looks great out there,I think he just signed a contract this year. +So downgrading / upgrading to 10.1.1 using shsh2 requires a jailbreak with tfp0 if I understood correctly? Does that mean if anything messes up I'd be stuck? I'm using an iPhone 6 Plus,Yes +except they clearly do. want 75 def pure but dont want to kick 1s at monks for eternity? just train up regularly. want a 99 obby mauler but want to use a sarasword to train strength? want a fire cape but dont want to pay someone 50-150m or try and do it yourself with 1 pray? just do it maxed. okay my point still stands on addy gloves. the reward would put you above 20+ def not 13. so you would need a lot of work on how to detect an account has not taken or taken the reward. but fuck it right? screw people for going for an achievement.,Addy gloves puts you at 13 def cause you only need natures spirit for 2k def xp. +"Specific to a subreddit I mainly go on, r/cfb, but the Craig James killed five hookers while at SMU joke has long worn out it's humor.",Allegedly +"Damn that sucks for that guy. Sounds like his superiors did mislead him a bit and didn't get him out of there fast enough when he requested a transfer.. Having said that, i feel like he should have known he wasn't the right person for that unit before he started.. I know for me personally i could never do that job because it would destroy me.",Do you really want a guy who is okay with that job working as a police officer? +Liz Wheeler: The Pope says fake news is equal to coprophilia. That's an obsession with crap. Mainstream media: you've been slammed.,#POPED THE FUCK OUT +the fucking worst meme I have ever seen,One of these things is not like the other. +"She just looked really awkward and every now and then half-heartedly tried to complain. I was so over-the-top apologetic and friendly, I think she just didn't know how to handle it. As if, in all of the ways she saw it happening, this was never one of them.",Kill them with kindness and indirect insults. +I stand corrected. 1204 it is!,And there were far more decisive years on the world stage. +sorry this joke is so overused haha,They're good jokes Bront. +Annoying how official ISIL releases get down voted. I mean I browse new tab so it doesn't hurt me but many others don't.,"yeah i mean, it doesn't mean you support them but it's interesting atleast to watch their videos so you might observe some new things" +You're a serial killer. What song do you creepily sing to yourself while you kill?,Darude-Sandstorm +Gay marriage is a position the entire party has evolved on over the last few decades whereas abortion is a pretty static issue. And for Clinton women's rights and children have even her life long focus,She lost that focus with the bankruptcy bill +what do you guys think will be Game of the year for 2016?,Infinite Warfare ofc +Dev Blog: Sailing,This was from a year ago.... +"Get out of here with that better in every way, coventionally tested and proven method of PV capture.",Sounds like someone's isn't innovative! +"Is it possible to vaporize these chemicals? This is purely for novelty, but would it be possible to make a solution of either o-pce or 3-meo-pce and dip a cigarette into it for smoking like they do with PCP? If not, are there any rc dissociatives that this would be possible with?","It's possible, better if you freebase first it I'm sure." +You have good luck then.,Plot twist: he's pirate level 700 +"Ha, it's probably Ivanka.",We need to watch carefully to see if she's blinking Help me in Morse Code during TV appearances. +Cherry Soda Nightmare Foxy,Oh hey I didn't know N. Foxy was that Shadow ripoff from Sonichu. +you would think if they are so overzealous as to put metal detectors in schools and airports that they could put one in the entrances to MRIs so the alarms would go off before you walked in with metal.,My local hospital has a metal detector going into the scan room. +r8 my build (pls no bully),That CPU will bottleneck a 390x. +"Really enjoy this game, but this makes me stop playing for a while.",I agree that this guy is a huge douche but if this is enough to make you stop playing for a while then maybe online games aren't for you. +"Hi, can I have a Battlerite game key ?",The game key is the 16 digit number on the front of your credit card +you're right we needed **another** thread to bitch about the crucible meta.,You can tell he definitely took his time to make a well thought out post describing his opinions of the current meta though. +^ how do you get hacked in dokkan battle???,By showing everyone your ID.... twice if you're as stupid as the guy above me +Which is the most horrible way to die?,Being burned alive or thrown into space would probably be high up there. +It wouldn't seem as bad if the Democrats and the liberal children on Reddit didn't spend every waking moment trying to make him sound bad.,The man wants to back out of the Paris Accord +"19, 1 Year HRT. How am I doin?",You really made my face light up with a smile because you're so beautiful. +book marked. THANKS,Khan academy is also a pretty dope resource for LA IIRC +Soros voting machines placed in 16 states...,"If you live in one of these states, contact your local representatives, attorney generals, and demand that they investigate this." +"A little out of my price range, but it was one I was considering if I were to raise my budget. Do they often go on sale (that you know of) or should I expect to pay 800?",I believe I paid right around $650 for mine at MicroCenter. +Sasha HIAC Backstory Album,"I never really cared much for Sasha's ass but after that match, I can definitely get behind it now..." +He took his fathers money for a sex change knowing he'd be against it. What a piece of shit.,So obviously she should be murdered +Um...Yes it is. My wife has a knock off Kate Spade purse. It's still her property. You can't just walk up and take it from her.,"Man, for the sake of your wife, I hope your marriage is fake." +"I get that, but iOS version is noticeable way different and visually unappealing. Almost zero similarity.","I'm kinda the opposite, but it's probably because I've gotten used to the iOS, but the android version seems ugly to me" +Up close and inside look at a mosquito finding a blood vessel and start sucking.,Nope. +Yo I missed a large portion of the game. Any significant injuries?,Trufant +"I agree, I had a 10 port 3-pin fan controller which used a single 4-pin molex to power them all at the same time. Individual dials (one per fan) which allows very fine tuning of each fan. I miss using it though because I moved to another computer case that doesn't have the 5.25 bays (CD drive bays). Are they called 5.25? I forgot.","Yeah it's 5.25 It's actually quite unfortunate that they're becoming less common because they're useful for quite a few things, think my favorite thing for them is the little draws you can get, super useful for storing USB sticks or batteries for wireless mice/keyboards." +That is my sanctuary this season. Something to actually look forward to.,MTSU says hi +The polls are rigged people!,"I'm more concerned about why Jagex deleted their 33,000 bot accounts." +holy shit celtics are bad??,Nah they'll still crush us when our bench comes in +Most likely but I'm kind of hoping it was an accident and the challenge hasn't even been put in lol,"Bungie officially confirmed, via Twitter, that it was supposed to be released." +"BOWLING FOR PLANETS game - Ghosts n Skulls EE - Just change it out. Throw it in the bin Light it on fire, replace it, delete it, nuke it, recode it or tweek it! This is the most retarded addition to an easter egg quest step EVER!!!!!!!!!!",Bop it! +An amazing boy,lol wut +France is the krillin of the world,Exactly. +Leader of a Trump PAC Calls for Genocide of Mormons,Great move considering the trends in Utah +Wolf Blitzer is Hillary's most loyal CNN anchor,#I EXPECT DNCLEAKS2 WILL BE COMPLETELY BLACKOUT BY CNN THEY ARE A DISGRACE! +and point out all the flaws in Clinton as well - let's not forget Clinton is the second worst candidate in a long time as well,She's pretty much your run of the mill politician honestly +"You're given a bag that can produce any body and lens combination you want, and you're told you can pick a new adventure every day. Anything you want to photograph is yours. The only catch is that every location has a massive crowd wielding smartphones. You're stuck in the back, and you're two feet shorter than everyone.",stepstool +Comp sci boys we out here,Comp sci boys we bottin out here +Hm? I have a friends who plays a druid and he told me that he has a thing where he can trade resources for Follower Gear. Are you sure?,"No, they don't." +Apparently DICE reused some of their audio clips from Star Wars: Battlefront (BF1),"Oh no, I'll go get my pitchfork." +"I can ensure ya'll, this GPU ain't broken","Just bend it back, it'll be okay." +Dude are you serious? It's a mad house down here. Player safety takes priority.,"Literally two days ago you dismissed moving the game for people's safety, let alone player's safety, because you thought playing in Baton Rouge was unfair." +Thanks. I don't post here very often. First actual submission and not familiar with discussions. I'll educate myself.,No worries bro we've all been there +The Baxter Inn - Sydney. I had a nice Lark Single Malt from Tasmania.,Surely you chose more than that...I'm seeing some nice R&BT bottles and some nice Springbanks. +UNFIT,JAIL TIME FOR SICK LADY +#Sleepy doc awakes from his slumber to speak words of wisdom. #Say 'thanks for being woke sleepy doc' to show your appreciation,SNORLAX USED HYPERBEAM +"Looking to finalize my build - The only thing I'm really unsure of is my case, any tips/concerns are appreciated.",You can definitely squeeze a 1070 into that build +Oh I didn't know that was an option! Are there any requirements for that route?,I like motacanabis and Treemo more than Herbal Dispatch and they were overnight acceptance. +People with different opinions than you.,"Those people are the worst, don't you agree?" +Brandon Sutter follows up his shootout winner vs Calgary with an OT winner vs Carolina,I freaking love the light up boards in Vancouver. +Baltimore,"Ah, a bit too far from me unfortunately." +I mean really though. What the fuck is Obama doing? He has a job.,Well it's not like Congress is sending him any legislation to sign or acting on the Supreme Court nominee he named nearly a year ago. +Are you trying to say the Vulcan actually hit that ult? Lol,You can tell that that Vulcan 1% of the time hits his ults 100% of the time. +"Tell them you're voting for the best possible candidate because you have a brain. The only reason the two main parties win is because of the whole wasted vote rhetoric. The majority of voters are independents and if they decided to throw their weight behind a third party, the third party would win.",I guess my question is based towards responding to an irrational group which is why rational logic doesn't really sit well with them +Manjaro is evil? Why is that?,They're just jealous of Manjaro's time travel powers. +I killed as many Marvins as I possibly could during the campaign. AMA. Tell me how terrible of a human being I am. I regret nothing.,Could you train me to be the heartless bastard I've always known I should be? +Help me pick!!,Trust moogle +"Do your heat sources make the whole room warmer? My room sits at about 75F right now. If I just have an animal plastics cage with an 80 watt RHP in it, will that make a difference in the ambient temperature of the room? Any experiences with other kinds of heat source or dedicated reptile rooms would be helpful too.","My snek is in a closet because I had a hard time keeping ambient air temp up, and now I have a space heater in there making it the whole closet 78 degrees." +"i've only lost a contact when a rogue drop of water hits my eye at a perfect angle and knocks it out. pretty rare, happens maybe once a month. go for it!",I can take a fat heavy lip to my face and everything's fine but that damned rogue drop does it for me everytime. +"I missed the start of the race, why did they do the 4-wide parade lap?",It was 4 the fans +"Staking is good money for odds stakers. Staking Ice is pretty good odds, too, as he doesn't switch styles properly.","style switching is so unreliable now with the pid update though, the attacks are so close together." +"Will 1600 3.0 feel pretty much the same as 800 6.0 but be more accurate? (Never skip pixels)? I'm using 800 6.0 now but all this talks of E DPI makes me want to switch. At the same time, I don't wanna mess up my aim",It will feel exactly the same but with no pixel skipping if that is your mouses native dpi. +Can anyone give advice? I'm applying for Usf this summer of 2017 I have a unweighted GPA of 2.9 My weighted GPA is 3.6 25 on the act I only take ap and honors. What are my chances? I really wanna attend. Any advice would be greatly appreciated,"You'll get in, you're over thinking this like every highschool senior does when applying for colleges" +What is your favorite video game?,battleFRONT 2 +How date you! Miners are a hard-working people.,"They were, before Obama and his War on Coal!" +Guy gets knocked down and the crowd goes wild (fight on hollywood blvd),Nothing but winners on Hollywood Blvd. +"Apparently, you can't donate to Hillary under the name of 'Seth Rich' or 'Vince Foster'",All I see in this thread is a bunch of shills trying to increase donations for H! +It's not just pugs. I think that about a lot of small designer dogs.,King Charles Spaniels have some serious issues. +Your humor is very *handy* in this kind of situation.,Did you at least lend her a hand turning on the lights after saying that? +"In all seriousness, even Gore who legitimately won the general election, AND would have won the electoral college vote had the Florida recount gone through... Even he came out and gracefully spoke about the importance and the glory of the American system of government and its peaceful transition of power. But Trump could never give a speech like that, because he has no knowledge of, nor appreciation for American history, and the sacredness of democracy. Trump doesn't care about government or policy. He doesn't care about anything but Trump. He got into the race because he wanted attention, not because he wanted change. The US oligarchy has been great for Trump and his business, and he doesn't give a fly fuck about anyone else. I think he's as surprised as anyone that he became the Republican nominee. He CLEARLY didn't have a serious platform when he was running. Trump's issues page was literally a bunch of zero-substance 30 second videos of Trump saying things like my position on the economy is to make it better. Yeah. Really.",I hope the media has the good sense to cut to commercial if Trump starts going off during his concession speech. +"The Blue Jackets, Penguins and Flyers are a combined 16-0-0 in December",Fuck us +"Why does r/pol downvote brigade any criticism of Hillary, even if its true and comes from a liberal media outlet?",Because you get what you pay for. +CCSU. I'm not sure we've been covered. I just know that they spent a chunk of yesterday removing them from the art and theatre building.,Somehow I'm not surprised it's one of the state universities... +"There's a short story somewhere about this. Spoilers, a man asks a genie to grant him the means to be truly important in the world, to make a difference and help people. The genie grants his wish, as the man now emits an aura which destroys all computer tech in his vicinity. He's unable to be around even televisions and phones, forced to live on a farm. Two decades pass, and AI has been developed. It goes full skynet and only one person can stop them.",Whats the story called? +What happened to just no?,no +Cannot wait for this. The PMT Guys are hysterical.,Larry the Goldfish needs to gamble on playoff baseball. +The real question is how many of us are sitting back these days and going grumble grumble I liked fusions before they were cool grumble grumble cause I know I definitely find myself thinking that haha.,Yep I used my dark blades spite back last year +"Honestly, his overacting would be perfect in a CoD Zombs movie adaptation. There has to be a certain amount of levity and disbelief in something like that because of how convoluted the story and stuff is. He would be able to play something in the realm of a Richtofen.",And Richtofen is smart sometimes but bat shit buffalo bill the next +Why? You should just get a better power supply...,Adapter's are cheaper than a new PSU +9pm EST / 11am JST start,Why are they hosting a major tournament on Christmas Day? +"We had Iginla too for NHL 03. We need a Johnny, Money, or Gio one now.",I would buy an NHL game with Johnny's awkward smile on the front and Marchand slightly out of frame +No cornbread there weren't so many variables. It was literally just things that were added to the house. So dumb.,But the 15 chairs could have meant a 1 or a 5 or 6 lol +Hopefully we get a piano collection solo book and the original soundtrack piano solo book. I know we have a new composer but all the numbers titles have theme.,Yoko is no stranger to the piano I'm sure she will keep the tradition strong +If they had higher prize chances why not just try for that? I mean it won't stop people from smurfing and I believe they should disqualify teams if they have a smurf which is easy to tell by laning and good cs counts,"Not really, I know some people that are actually bronze but they sometimes have good CS/Laning phase, doesn't happen often but theres no way to know if someone is a smurf unless if they stomp the whole game and go like 20/0, but even then if I were to join a lower ranked game, I'd obviously NOT do that." +Succulent meat flowers,"Barbecue, anyone?" +Isn't it great how it always seemed like what ever curse word you were gonna call him on that run through fit perfectly in the allotted characters,BUTTSEX +Can you rephrase your question?,Can you use the question in a sentence? +Chilling With Dad,It's my mini me! +Pro-Trump robocalls call Evan McMillin a closeted homosexual,He had me at I'm a white nationalist. +That's what they say about your mother. :),"Damn, Wish i was as witty and creative as you." +"Yeah, but no power source is immune from that.",It's not something solar proponents highlight +"you got like 15 bucks cash on you right now and don't want to go to the bank, what're you having for dinner?",Sushi or pizza. +"If Dems win House, she's guaranteed to be Speaker!",Could be Hoyer +What are some funny joke websites?,Whomp comics and Oglaf. +I never said I wouldn't eat it when I get downvoted to shit,yeah i know you were +"This thing I like has flaws, but I still like it. Too bad it's shit I get that it's not for everyone, but I like it personally You're still shit Hey don't be a dick It's just a prank, bro",As long as we still agree it's a shit movie. +This turned out really good.,I agree - now it looks like an awesome album cover. +"You should probably change all to some of, since I doubt anyone has the time to compile all of the times he said something shitty.",Excellent point. +I'm just saying that the photo is cropped.,I guess I just don't understand why that matters at all. +"How do you tell a friend that you just can't play ranked with them. My friend and I play league together almost only. He plays bots without a friend. I work a lot, he seldomly does. When ever I get the chance to hop online, he is online, then proceeds to text me/invite me. I love the hell out of this guy, one of my closest friends. But I had an off day went from 5lp to promotionals. He asked to play when he got on. I said sure I was on fire. Lost every game I played with him. The next 7 games. I had to stop and wait a week to find a time to hope back on and play a few games to not drop down a rank.",i won't play ranked with you . +Go shove it up your cranium,with an aluminum baseball bat my name is Mud +what price range do you recommend?,30-40$ you can find some good ones +Is Chansey worth fully powering up for Gym Defense Do really Pokemon lose against it because it takes too long to take Chansey down and the Duel Time runs out?,"I powered up a lvl 80 89% IV best defender moveset to 36.5, except dragonite with DB/DC, most everyone times out, so yes, good defender, really awfull prestiger tho" +"No Man's Sky has received a massive update, Foundation Update 1.1",Still dont trust it a bit. +"Yeah, it annoys me every time I see something like this suggesting diamonds are some kind of indestructible force.",Everybody knows that Diamond is not Crash. +logged in just for your up vote.,I created my computer to be able to login to my new account to upvote you +Who are some goaltenders that are posed for a breakout?,Ward +yeah i'm pretty sure that was it.,We did it Reddit! +Eh. Its a pretty polarizing year for the Broncos considering all the outcomes like you just listed. Also TIL Jake Plummer was a qb during 2005.,"Yeah that's why I've spent time thinking about it It basically changed the course of the Broncos from being a playoff team (3 straight appearances) to sort of where the Bills are now, to among the worst teams in the league" +Official Game Thread: New York Jets vs New England Patriots,Khiry popped that guy +Maybe it's just your uncle.,Maybe +Birds on the MAX.,Bernie is coming +Sex,yoga sexual yoga +When I'm on my period and I feel like it's running down my legs but absolutely nothing is there. Why is this??????,Same here except with pee +Haven't got the daily login reward for 4 days in a row I don't know if this is happening to everyone and after the update its getting really laggy,I havent got one since a week after launch +"I looked up how many people died on various Secs of State. Republicans probably don't want to do that as it puts Bengazhi into context. (Her tenure was among the safest in recent history, if not the safest)",Oh I need to looks this up! +So this happened today....,What keyboard is that op? +It is when he was already told by someone else yet still denied it.,"Still, no need to call him dumb." +"Holy fuck, does every single thread nowadays *have* bring up some political group or another? CAN'T WE JUST ENJOY THE INTERESTING GIF",ugh why does the alt-blight have to complain about everything +They don't want people talking about war? Are we in kindergarten?,"also natural disasters, apparently earth itself is offensive" +Lil B - Ellen Degeneres,LilB is so overdone now man +Just called my local library... They have Xbox 360 and Wii games.,Now you have your backwards compatible plug tho +I love them personally,"Same, they have no purpose for me but I very much do enjoy them, nonetheless." +RIP in pieces Ungrian.,Rest in pieces +Never forget!,Rest in pieces +Hillary support the 2nd amedment? You fucking kidding me???,Public position +"Came for NSFW, leaving disappointed.",20 seconds not long enough for you? +"He didn't move from that spot for an hour and a half. What are ya buyin', Stranger?","Yeeeeah, I'm sure he totally stood there for an hour and a half!" +Squad goals,#E D G E +Stickying this. Hopefully we can get some good analysis of why tankies do as they do.,I'll bet you most tankies are either... - Actual socialist that somehow truly believe the Eastern Bloc was socialist - Social Democrat Sewer Socialist Cornlords that like the economic success of the Eastern Bloc - Fascists that like red +Is game stop still doing their trade-in for 20% more steam money thing? Title and Thanks in advance for the responses,Do you mean GAME UK? +"Blank of the Month It is time to vote for the topic of next month's blank of the month. The same rules apply that did last month, just make a comment of your *whatever of the month* and up vote your favorite and the comment with the most up votes will be **Blank of the Month!** And remember this voting is just for what will be the Star Wars **TOPIC** to vote on in two or three days. And the topic you post can be anything from Clone of the month, Ship of the month, or Swokes Swokes of the month.",Dex's Diner Delicacy of the Month +You're not supposed to eat the towelettes,Oooooooh +"So how good was that pizza? I mean, it really is lacking in presentation... and is that bbq sauce on it?",Asda pizzas are LIT +I think we already discussed the negatives.,Relevant flair. +He thinks he's unroastable,Your nose is bigger than your future. +Added - Add back please?: AmishHacker,done! +Actually you're wrong and here's why: He's entitled to his opinion calling Nvidia glorious. Just because he feels that his Nvidia gpu is glorious does not mean he implied or insisted that Radeon(AMD) was subpar. Maybe you should ease up.,I can't take something seriously when it starts with Actually you're wrong. +I like your chain. I'm keeping it,That was my favorite chain. +"Damn, shills are getting thirsty. Hillary can't find any real dirt, her cronies can't find any real dirt, so now they are bribing the public to?","They know the dirt is there, they know what it contains and there's a cost for it and they are going to get it" +"Merkel says we must assume truck attack was an act of terror, but CNN is still criticizing Trump for calling it the same thing.","Trump could discover the cure for cancer, and the CNN headline would be Donald Trump destroys thousands of jobs for cancer researchers; families in upheaval." +"What players quietly had a fantastic 2016 season? I hate to be such a homer, but Freddie what's wrong with Freddie Freeman? Freeman put up 6.1 fWAR, had a wRC+ of 152, a wOBA of .402, not to mention a 30 game hit streak. Another Brave who had a great 2016 was Julio Teheran who had a ERA of just 3.21.",Kyle Seager +"Three Roomates A young woman had gotten into the habit of giving her husband a blowjob every night before bed. At first, it was for him, but after a couple months she realized she couldn't sleep without doing so. Then, one day, the husband was killed in a car crash on his way home from work. The wife was distraught. To make matters worse, she couldn't sleep at night. So, she snuck into the morgue and cut off her husbands member, and decided to mount it on her bedroom wall. Every night, she would suck it until satisfied and she felt sleepy. Well, her apartment building had thin walls, and the three college students nextdoor, Cody, Scott, and Tyrone, noticed the wierd sucking noise every night from their living room wall. After a few weeks of this, Cody decided to investigate. He climbed out on the fire escape and got a look through the window of the woman sucking a dick on the wall. Being a single college student, he was quite horny. He told his roomates about what he found out, and that night he cut a hole in the wall, took the husbands dick out, and stuck his through. You guys have to try this! he told his roomates, That was the best blowjob I've ever had! So, the next night, Scott stuck his dick through the wall. He agreed that it was incredible. Tyrone was concerned that it was a little weird, but after a couple days he couldn't help himself. He walked up to the wall, stuck his dick through, and waited. The wife walked up to the wall, looked at the dick, and groaned. Great. she thought, It's rotten.",So when they ejaculate did she just figure that the dick had leftover sperm? +"If you're actually for it, what is your endgame here when you attack the candidate that will try to keep it legal on a federal level?",I don't think trump will be able to take it off a federal level +"Pence strikes me as a politician that believe what he's pushing. I absolutely do not agree with most of his stances, but he seems to. It has to be so frustrating to be VP to a man that's making your party look like a joke. Like McCain and Palin, but the other way around.","I don't disagree with a single word you just said, and honestly fuck you for that, but yeah, Pence is clearly setting up a 2020 run in the back of his head because he knows this ship has sailed." +As opposed to the other 99% of the time when contraceptives work and no abortion is needed....,99% is actually a little low. +"I love how companies dump money into getting sponsored videos made by him, but get zero actual endorsement or demonstration beyond him smashing a logo of the product.",That sounds really hilarious though. +"Damn, this video got me crying like a little bitch","it was posted the same exact time you commented this, there is no feasible way you have already watched it" +"And in Whoville they say, her small vagina grew three sizes that day.",When is this myth going to die? +I'm really sorry to hear that. I hate to think someone would take advantage of you knowing that you have ptsd. It must be difficult cultivating friendships or romantic relationships when you can't relax around people. Do you feel the need to hang out in group settings to avoid that kind of situation?,I don't have friends or family that wants me around. +Are you asking how does Mishra interact with possibility storm?,Yes. +wtf why? Marques is great,There has been multiple times he has talked using the same voice I would use if I was addressing an infant and it infuriates me to no end +Vine is going down. Give it a few months.,She switched Instagram a long time ago though :( +*dodging,*gofuckyourselves +Any Idea what causes this on GIF's,I don't know but it's Sean Murry's fault somehow. +I think the adventure is based on Spring Bonnie the character. I know there are two different animatronics but they're still based on the same character. I just want to share with you my POV.,"I just wanted someone to draw Spring Bonnie, I didn't think this would become a whole gender debate." +TIL that the Sun loses around 4 million tons of mass per second due to fusion,Fusion is just a cheap tactic to make big stars smaller. +HAES (health at every size) y'all,I honestly don't understand how people can toot that around when we have a 30-ish year old lady here having the health of issues of a 70 year old woman. +Halloween Giveaway,Dang it you beat me to it xD +I don't know.,why i thought u knew everything +IWD vs Sneaky,New Leblanc is pretty fucking disgusting +Some people are honestly just ridiculous. He hasn't scored nearly enough goals to even be considered Arsenal's best finisher. I just honestly can't believe what I read here sometimes.,"maybe Arsenal fans haven't, but I certainly have" +"If you could have any sexual wish granted to you this instant, what would you wish for?",The real question is WHO would you wish for. +A nazi has a realization,His Imperial Majesty's Holy Inquisition would like to have a polite word with you about your future career as a servitor. +"I realize you don't like Bernie, but you should realize how distasteful it comes across to compare a man who lost one side of his family to the Holocaust to Adolf Hitler. Be better than this.","Then maybe he shouldn't be a misogynist, bigoted hatemonger." +"Buy TSN I know their CEO departure brought it down yesterday, but they went from 18 a share in 2012 to like 60 today. Underrated company. My got like 100 plus shares from them in the 80s for cents and she cant find them, might as well pass on this info",It was bad earnings dude. +Still talk less than women,That's cause they're busy looking at your knob +So what's the goal?,They're more like neo conseravtives +"Yes, it isn't as powerful as a 980ti atm. And it will probably never be, but it will get near, in 4k especially.","I see now, thanks for the input!" +"Smart. Though, I have been getting pretty good at charge rifle pilot kills...",It reveals your location very easily so I like to start off with the Wingman. +hai ancora il codice?,PM +"well, its not. As other, safer apps do what this does.",Any suggestions? +I'm shocked Michigan is at 3 when the committee has Penn State and Colorado up at 12 and 15. Seems like we should be at 2.,"Yeah, but where are your quality losses?" +Wrong,Right. +"Holy shit, for real? Didn't know this was a thing :O","Yeah its really fun, but HS has tavern brawl and shadowverse doesn't have it." +Rename electrical wizard to **Last nail in sparky's coffin**,Haven't heard this before hahaha +"Then go forth, young Padawan. May your openers be witty and your awkwardness be minimal.","Always, my lovely grown-up." +Facebook VR plan for Oculus Rift (5-10 years),you *really* like facebook +"Go to page 6 of 11, they have her saying she did not think that deliberations about future drone strikes needed to be classified. That's SAP level shit. This needs a sticky. Who can tell the mods? FFFFFUUUUUUUU WE NEED AN ADULT",But but but telling ISIS where you're going to bomb next doesn't help them leave first! +Why do you say that? What is so bad with 8.1?,"In Windows 8 start was pretty much useless, Windows 10 has an actually useful start menu, along with a nicer UI" +Me too. This is the most excited I've been in a long tine babye,I think my horizons will be considerably broadened after this experience +We tend to think people who try to kill others are forfeiting their own life within reason.,Yeah and that's a problem... +"New York Islanders vs Tampa Bay Lightning - 730PM EST - The IDK WTF I'm doing edition Don't know where the bots are, so let's just talk shit and complain about the ice here!",I want the 2014-15 Isles back +dude are you fucking retarded?,"no, but you're making yourself appear so" +Getting ready,Adorable! +Maybe he was trying to get the whole monument in the photo,The Washington monument and a pinball machine are only a couple of acceptable reasons to film portrait. +***WE'RE IN THE DEEP END NOW***,Adele Nautilus Confirmed! +Did you bother to look at the list of clans?,thers a list of clans? +CSR could hurt Chase's fourth-quarter revenue by as much $200 million.,"we lose money on every sale, but we make up for it in volume!" +Popping your Xbox in the DMZ on your router will guarantee an open NAT :-),inb4 that's not safe!! +Bing now shows CS:GO games schedules when searching for counter strike!,Neat +75% off on Enclave to support Linux beta testing,"Would be nice if the game would launch, but it just says it's missing the executable." +"New York Islanders vs Tampa Bay Lightning - 730PM EST - The IDK WTF I'm doing edition Don't know where the bots are, so let's just talk shit and complain about the ice here!",Wtf is happening +States rights to have slaves...,Shhhhh no we care about the principal of states rights just trust us :) stop asking us what we want to use them for because it's irrelevant! +...except for the whole bearing two daughters thing.,bearing hah more like kidnapping +"and kidneys, left eye, and some blood.",Still get to keep my custom. +Fucking casual,Hey man if it weren't for the whole job and family thing :( +"Jesus, why would you ride like that in the first place?",I must be missing something - ride like what? +We have the best moms.,"Believe me... #NOW GET THIS TO THE TOP, SHOW THIS TO UNDECIDED VOTERS, HELP MAGA, DRAIN THE SWAMP!" +Why did they have to change it though? It makes blues AND purple engrams completely pointless when you're max level. Which greatly reduces the reasons to do strikes at all.,"Blue and purple engrams were always pointless at max level, unless you infused them" +Leonard Nimoy going down to Liverpool with the bangles in 1984,"Live long, and walk like an Egyptian" +Hmmm...,Dang the tinfoil hats figured it out! +2014 to 2016,I just started my first bulk and hope to look like that someday! +Never did that. Other kids did. Don't know how to do that.,"You draw 3 lines on top, 3 lines on bottom and then connect them." +970's unite!,Represent! +There was no observer.,"Honestly, the built-in observer would've done a better job than this." +Yeah we make dildos. Interested?,"Fuck it, let's MAGA my bhole." +She even tagged Dominos..,Is that cum on her face? +Do I vote for a guy who says a whole lot of stupid shit or a lady who is a merchant of war and death? I dunno about you but to me that choice is the easiest choice I'll have ever made.,And *Donald* ***I love war/ I'll Bomb the shit out of them/ Why don't we attack first*** *Trump* isn't? +Who is the greatest player of all time?,Marcellus +"Inspired by a previous post, here's the wheel of potential #5 drivers!",Alex Bowman's Dog to the 5 confirmed! +BREAKING: If Hillary Clinton can do it...Secretary Kerry says I can do it too....raking in the cash,The corruption runs rampant. +"Game Thread: Washington Capitals (20-8-4) vs. New York Islanders (13-14-6) 7:00 PM EST. Once again didn't see the thread so I might as well make it. As usual, can't format for shit, so here is the thread.","Haha and looks like Orly injured, this is fucking great!" +Is this a dig at my Overwatch thread? :D,"I'm curious, were you already tracking it or backtracked the posts?" +Who are these 4% ers?,half his mistresses. +PSN Network Maintanence going on?,I am pretty noob as far as networks go but wouldn't two-factor authentication to log in stop all of this? +"Lightning @ Devils 10/2916 No post-game thread again so I guess this is it... Final: Devils 3, Lightning 1",Better to do bleh the first few games and work out the kinks than trying to do it with a month till the playoffs. +Meet Mah Boi!,that plushtrap is a c00t lil pupper +"If you do them differently, they better be different in an interesting way. And it better explain why they act differently, contextualise it. Batman has 0 development in *Joker*, so it doesn't get a pass from me.","It was a deconstruction of the Joker, that's why it's called Joker." +"As an Olsen owner, this is driving me insane",We want DA! +INTERMISSION WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING DISCUSSION,Arnie Palmies :( +"please tell us??? umm we are. as an usa citizen you know canada is the usa. dont kid yourself. frankly, your timing coming on here with this shite makes you sound like another trump supporter trying to stir up unrest so people dont show up at the polls. go back to guarding our trees.",Make America Great Again! +Give us the picture of IRS,Say please. +"Don't waste all your money on bikes, you'll want to! If I may offer a suggestion, Fellow riders and myself agree that taking a track day on your bike will make you a x20 better rider in like 5 hours. Go to a nearby track on bike day, ask some people all the questions you have (bikers love to share advice) and practice practice practice on that track all day. It changed how I ride so much and I've been riding for around 6 months. Ride safe!",The world is my track bruh +"Taking into consideration what you want and what's important to you i'd say Cavendish is the best option. Very easy to play, and very F2P friendly especially since he boosts STR DEX and QCK and there are a lot of those types at the beginning of the game and can clear Training Forests. Kuzan is great but so far not forest friendly at the moment so if you think you can clear Mihawk and WB forest without using Kuzan maybe use a Mihawk Slasher team then go with Kuzan. Fujitora is a beast but requires Caesar especially with Shiki being in an indefinite hiatus and you also need Trebol so not very F2P friendly.","Yup, Fuji can be insane but requires RR(Caeser/trebol/maybe legend doffy) to reach that level of insanity" +"All my brothers, sisters, and me","Me, myself, and I* FTFY" +"True, i worked 2 jobs 17ish hours a day back in the days 6am - 1pm for my first job then 2pm - 12am/10pm depending on the day My second job was at a Wendy's so the customers were a bunch old bitter assholes who bitched at you about everything from the bun being to toasted to their order of 40 fucking jr. Cheeseburgers with 30 count nuggets and 20 frosty's (ice cream) taking to long to be made during rush hour Damn customers would yell, swear us out, call us names and what nots Good times","What do you do for a living now, If you don't mind me asking?" +I always go back on to Reddit 5 minutes after getting off expecting there to be a day's worth of posts.,Not sure what getting off has to do with anything +When the FBI comes in like a wrecking ball with the data dumps on the Clinton Foundation,Wow **HIGH ON THE SCOVILLE SCALE SPICY** +The latest HOLY SHIT!!! scandal on Hilary Clinton has more holes than Swiss Cheese,"This one will surely sink the Clintons, says increasingly nervous Russian hackers." +JJ is the only one on that list that is hated. I'd put Spags on that list over the other 4. No one hated Neil or Nick Insider. They just weren't funny. JMac was fine except for the whole unable to figure out the difference between real and fake stories and not wanting to work nights or weekends. Rico Bosco would probably be the only other person on the list that could be considered hated.,I hated Neil +// in android source code if (note7) { cpu_burn_mode = ON; },if(note7){ System.out.boom; +"Yeah, I read that SOS as a help! instead of Secretary of State. Either way, Help!",Still works! +gotta love these crazy hillary supporters! If someone doesn't endorse hillary or like her it's got to be because something trump did and has nothing to do with hillary's failures and poor campaigning...,"The Tribune could've endorsed no one, instead they choice to endorse a fool!" +is the camera really shitty or does he look ten years older,"with how much he's done over the past year, i wouldnt be surprised of he's been aging." +Bot? Shitpost?,"Shitpost I believe, he has a comment history and other posts like this so probably not a bot." +My 2014 Silverado! Will be doing a midnight edition conversion to the front end very soon.,Ever had issues with the lower profile tires coming off the bead on trails? +Matt Puempel to wear #12,Official number of guys who come to the Rangers to be completely underwhelming. +"The Plant Theory What if TPTB, sensing descention in the masses. Has had this election set-up to look like the public persecution of a couple of crooked politicians, including Hillary, which leads to a Trump victory. A Trump victory, on the surface, appears to be a fuck you to the system, and because the establishment didn't allow cheatin' Hill to win, the US population will start to believe in their own government again, and think we have had a qausi revolution or coup. Then Trump becomes our new people's president but in reality he's just a figure head (yeah they all are).",duh +"I mean, I can see why it is funny, but you should never desensitize people to stuff like this. In the very unlikely event of an actual situation (e.g. hostage), you would want people to take it serious.",Maybe Vedius should have used Prime Match? +I don't like Amber rose but she isn't wrong.,that is exactly how i feel about it. +"You're absolutely right. Freedom of Speech protects you from the government, but not from private companies and society.",Freedom of speech is a concept that extends fuether than the 1st amendment. +Bullshit mouse going in my phone anwar how to out from my phone ??? :D,I'm going to have to remove this for rule #1 at the very least. +I'm highly sceptical - that's more than Buddy was earning when he was at the Hawks.,Could be true just to spite Sydney? +OMG is Nuke town the new rust to today's COD kids? ;_; I feel old,"I think so, its in bo3 even." +Was that not a justified use of deadly force? A pipe seems like a deadly enough weapon to me,"It was justified, but the trooper decided to wait for backup instead of using deadly force." +Something to think about that just dawned on me. They have all of the deplorables in one online basket. They know who we are here. Especially if they have spez and company. We have to prevail because we're already on the list if we fail.,I'm certain if you even clicked a wikileaks link you've been added +i am soooooooo shocked than an Orthodox poster would be horrifically reactionary and awful.,Bonus points if they start telling all LGBT people that being gay just means they are obviously called to live as monks like Seraphim Rose. +Just wait for the inauguration magathread. The energy on that will be THROUGH THE ROOF,Here's how Bernie can still win +He'll find Matthew McConaughey in there somewhere,CASE should be down there somewhere too +Progressives Demand Gun Control After Knife Attack At Ohio State,NotTheOnion. +Local doggie daycare learned a valuable lesson about leaving a Roomba in the reception area.,quick someone photoshop it into a pentagram! +It is an empty box Fitz. It was also just a stone obelisk.,She's the Scully of the two. +"What content are you struggling with in particular? Its not clear because you said you werent getting good loot which should be hard or normal mode. I personally had to grind up to get into WT4 from my imported character and by the end of the week I was completing all content. While I enjoyed that, I feel like I should be looking at reaching that quit from boredom stage after a longer period of time.",You having the same experience in week 4? +"If Axe made a scent named after your country, what would it smell like?",Freedom +TIL in 2012 a Chinese father hired gamers to 'kill' his son in-game repeatedly to stop his gaming addicition,Brutal. +Oh.,"intercept and spam eat, save that baby from the agony!" +FBI investigation on Hillary Clinton re-opened,"If I wanted to be really cynical, I would speculate that this might be a delaying action of sorts." +Could just be Butters trying to squeeze in on his turf.,Aint nobody gonna press pickle on my turf +"We need a word that comes just a bit short of scam. Because this isn't a scam in that no product was delivered, but the lies were significant enough and the product terrible enough and the cost high enough and the marketing misleading enough that this comes just shy. Scam is hyperbole. But they certainly weren't honest.",Sca +Why would his wife look exactly like him?!,Because he married his twin sister of course +Just some random lake.,Holds up spork. +What are your feelings about ZiS? Personally I think it looks interesting but I'll wait until the game comes out and I get some detailed reviews,Literally unplayable. +Well Origins actually brought something new to the mode. Revelations is completely unoriginal in every fucking way. Nothing new.,But but but.... The thunder gun gives drops now +"dirty it's like saying people who play sports in actual shoes are playing dirty, everyone should just be wearing sandals like me kb+m is not unfair, if you think it is then you're essentially admitting a pad is gating performance. The game shouldn't boil down to who's controller isn't shitty.",The freaking thing is designed to be played with controllers. +OP linked to the statute in the post. What part are you getting caught up on?,There's nothing that would lead me to believe the child would have any added benefit or quality of life due to court ordered visitation. +But will the rewards for your credits be more credits? because i don't see the point of that. OH BOY I WENT FROM 100 million credits with nothing to spend it on to 101 million credits with nothing to spend it on!! I hope it's new mods or arcanes and lenses or something people can use.,"Nah, I bet we will spend or wager 1 million, and be rewarded half a million." +Yeah but Kim Kardashian was robber of millions of dollars. Surely that has an effect on the rest of the world. Right?,Allegedly +IT'S A TRANSFORMATION INTO A HIGHER POWER!,"Gawd dad, I achieved apotheosis, you wouldn't understand." +*IMPORTANT* Hillary's blaming private/public position comment on a movie CONFIRMS THE LEAKS ARE REAL WHY DEFEND THE LEAKED COMMENTS IF THEY'RE FAKE??,Exactly! +"Brent Burns, two front teeth",That's all he wanted for Christmas! +The rust formed a pattern. It said POPGOES PROMOTION.,Which confirmed the Illuminati. +Japanese Grandmas dances to Bruno Mars's 24K Magic,trying way to hard to make a viral video +I swear to god the world is just fucking with us at this point,We live in a computer simulation man +Did not expect to see McGregor here.,Did not expect to see MacGyver here +It's so cute how you guys believe every lie that comes out of his mouth.,And it's real cute how you guys resort to condescending insults when you can't come up with a proper argumentative response. +Good man,feels +Mr. Hooper's Store is now open.,Toliololol is just gonna shit on this dream +Indeed. As I understand it Thiokol folks tried to stop the launch. After much arguing back and forth NASA manipulated the discussion into a yes/no question. Are you certain it will explode?? The scenario in question had never been tested so Thiokol rightfully answered No since they couldn't be certain. NASA called that a go for launch. Thiokol did right.,"I wonder, could they just have heated the O-rings the night before the launch?" +"No, it's just a bad thing.",How did you become certified? +Today this video turns 5 years old,Why couldn't we just let it die? +"You hit the nail on the head. How can Trump have a mandate to lead when he lost the majority of votes by a huge margin? You can put the entire populations of Wyoming, Vermont, and North Dakota in that vote gap and still have wiggle room.",Or you can fit the state of New Mexico into that gap. +Well at least with Obi-Wan there are still some interesting concepts to mine.,"Yeah, but they don't talk about interesting concepts, they just talk about Obi-Wan." +"Wow, the anti Eid al-Adha shit is wild. I grew up in a muslim country and it was never a big deal - we just stayed home that day. Blood never turned the streets into rivers or any shit.","In my experience, as someone who also grew up in a Muslim country, during Eid ul-Adha it actually was common to see a lot of blood and dead cows on the streets, though they were usually cleaned up pretty fast and obviously weren't rivers of blood." +"favorite ult in smite? i really love, nox ult it's so satisfying when i kill someone with it. or when the DoT kill the enemy slowly. i also like he bo's ult. the god eraser ult nuff' said. also zhong kui ult when the ghosts starts chasing. and nu wa. getting a double or triple with her ult in arena is so satisfying.",Thanatos ahhhh so refreshing when you are being chased down and then ult and execute them. +Scherzer Stras Sale Roark and Ross holy shit. (That is if we don't trade Ross),Any rotation where Sale is potentially the third guy is just unfair +Friday the 13th Game: Death Montage!,"The serious question, has gaming gone too far?" +Time frames,We have to go back! +Has anyone seen the Zebra Batman Dorbz in stores yet?,Hopefully you find it again so I know where to look for it like the rainbow batman lol +Says the guy lobbying for Good fan and cool guy points on an internet forum. Get over yourself,k +It seems so impractical though. (Except for that 3rd occasion),"I think it gives a bit of extra momentum when throwing the shield, but i could be wrong." +Fucking evil people they should hang,"I'd rather them be imprisoned in the systems they filled to the brim with mere weed smokers, only for them to get to know the rapists." +"Uh, it's just none of your business. I'm not obligated to share any aspect of my life with you. I didn't say it's tough. It's very easy, I could take a screenshot of the invite or the invitation print out. It's just none of your business.","That's okay you feel that way dude, but then you just have to understand why some people won't believe you, right?" +What happened to your school bully?,Died in a car crash because he was driving while drunk. +Is it just me or does The Donald look far less orange?,Nah he's paler. +I'm calling BS on this whole thing. Give me a freaking break. Someone is calling favors. That's it. You don't do this 11 days before the election. Utter BS.,Comey got bullied into it. +"There's nothing wrong with doing what your character would do, you're supposed to. There is a lot wrong with making a character who would do it.",Now that should be on a shirt. +Does anyone else think that there needs to be more weapon attachments? I understand that this is a a new release but I feel like there really needs to be additional options for weapons like barrel attachments and at least higher magnification scopes and sights. Is anyone else thinking the same thing?,Yeah stick an acog on my mondragon and why not IRNV +"I personally know an NFL ref, and up until two seasons ago, he had to work in a grocery store during the offseasons",Did he have a coke habit? +"Was streaming yesterday, and had a moment where the game perfectly synced with the music.",''GIVE YOUR KING A BIG HUG'' *drops beats harden than Lucio's Sound Barrier (lucio main btw)* NOT YET +Yeah? Well you're a stupid cunt!,roasterd +Cooper will never understand celebrity.,#BTFO +"Echoing others: * Citadel + NameLayer * ExilePearl * RealisticBiomes * HiddenOre / Orebfuscator * Brewery * ToughBoats I think the server would be better off w/o RandomSpawn, with some sort of town spawn point system to replace it in the future Maybe: * FactoryMod",****Cough**** JukeAlert +Death to the stormcloaks,Booo! +Destroy me,You look like your name is Quest Hate +"Yes, just posted one. And Berenstein. And a few others.",You probably just have bad memory +31 years old here. Never got stale for me. Keep giving me games like Call of Duty 2 or Medal of Honor Allied Assault and I'd be happy. There are so many areas of WW2 they could cover too. We don't need the whole storm the beaches of Normandy for the 100th time.,Battlefield: liberation of Auschwitz +"Guys, come on, make your own themes and mix some cool launchers and graphically amazing icons with a custom wallpaper! Boom brand spanking new theme and you're the artist!",I would if I knew how +"Meanwhile, Iraqi forces are rolling into Mosul. Isis might be defeated before the next president is inaugurated.",It's almost like it's a fluid situation... who would've thought. +"Watching Hunwick last night I don't think he'll be in the top 6 come Wednesday, a lot of frantic moments by him and give away led to goals and scoring chances. Looked like he panicked quite a few times behind his own net.",That's the Hunwick I remember from Colorado. +Well he did didn't he? The rest of the European population didn't know about it so to them he discovered them,Vikings were the first Europeans here. +"I mean shit, even 1219!",Hey now.. don't get carried away +"Well I'm sure many are disgusted at the thought of people like you, so I guess that's how the world balances itself out.",Probably so. +I was born in the early 60s. My first dentist didn't believe in anesthetics. No wonder I still hate dentist visits to this day.,"I read somewhere that during the first clinical demonstration of nitrous oxide (I think that's the gas they use) the dentist fucked up the dosage and pulled the entirely unseated guy's tooth, leaving him bleeding and screaming bloody murder" +plenty of time for a sip of water,I didn't know Ben Affleck and Will Smith were in a movie together +XD,this is like the 5th time you've sent me drunk texts bianca jfc B-but i **burp** love y-you babe... if this gets any worse you are gonna start sending me nudes at this point so just ***stop*** +xD,#***EKS-DEE*** +Fulltime engineer making 6 figures while still in school at University of Michigan? That is impressive.,you say that like it's not possible +Redditors have crippling anxiety and deal with many social issues. Communicating with a stranger about an issue is much too confrontational and would take weeks of therapy and coaching to finally muster up the strength to do so.,Damn +Why don't you complain about all the threads that are being spammed?,Because you're baiting. +"Being the son of a mariner, and being in some very shady storms with him and also during my time in the navy, you should hold onto that memory for the rest of your life, my dad has told me he loved me one time, when he found out I was following in his footsteps and had joined the navy without telling him (my recruiter did). I guess that's one of the best parts about being a father, we seem invincible to our children, real life superheros, so when we show a bit of emotion, kids remember it for a long time. I'm glad you do.",Are you navy EOD? +It's one card though. It's like Lr androids with a great ape-like passive.,Yeah I reread it perhaps the other person thought that you meant LR Goten and Trunks are separate. +"Comments like this that get upvoted, is what makes r/movies a garbage subreddit. Very exciting promising movie coming out, not even out yet. Oh but they have this actor/actress eww I lost all interest it can no longer be good Reminds me of all the stupid comments on here about how Guardians of the Galaxy was going to be bad because of how much money they spent on marketing it. If the movies are going to be good, they are going to be good with or without Johnny Depp. It's not like the guy hasn't had incredible acting and great roles in the past.","all the comments i remember are if they manage to pull guardians of the galaxy off, it'll be amazing for the MCU but i guess we all remember things we want to." +W E W L A D E W L A D,so much shitposting but you couldn't donate enuff GBP to stop 4chan from going under +Problem with this sort of min wage hike is that it results in job loss. Wish these politicians would consider that reality.,Not in San Jose. +Jeffrey Franklin in the back of a police cruiser after being arrested for murdering his parents in 1998. He is now eligible for parole.,Thats a happy guy if I've ever seen one. +You might wanna take a closer look at the hands man. ~~Yaoi hands help determine whether safe or not safe~~,"Not just the hands, those TONED arms do not belong to a woman" +"Well the construction sight isn't actually on reserved or sacred land, and the person who actually does own the land already agreed to build the pipe there.","wow, it's almost like it's a bad idea to build on the land no matter if money changed hands already." +you failed,He did it Reddit! +I think the changing rooms in TK Maxx are now my avourite ;),r/hailcorporate +The X Files Some of the Monster of the Week episodes are truly disturbing.,I'm getting flashbacks to Roadrunners That was easily one of the scariest episodes of the show. +He Could've Been Summoning The Spirit Bomb!,I mean what if he was tho +Storm and flooding ripped apart the road in my hometown yesterday,"5 in less than 24 hours here, news crews showed up in town and left disappointed, sand sucks it right down" +When what happens? Your post made little sense to me. :/,I think it's when my oldest teenager and I argue about TSCC or something along those lines. +Hey everyone! I found the Trump mole.,Yep. +CONFUSE CTR... they don't know whether to upvote or downvote!,Equality the feminists always wanted +My KD is higher than yours,I'm a solid 1.09 and proud! +"Clinton involved in new sex scandal, telling everyone to look at Anthony Weiner's weiner. Even minors! Lock her up!",She is obsessed with sex! +you sound like a riven main,I'm actually a Skarner main +"Is it safe to bring an American high school group to PH? I've been planning a trip to the Philippines for over a year now for this upcoming December. I'm a high school teacher, and I'm bringing a group of 14 students to my family's hometown in Iloilo to work on an elementary school that is really struggling right now. We'll be spending about 2 weeks in the hometown and two days in Manila at the end. Obviously, many parents have been concerned with the safety issues of the trip, but since I've visited plenty and am going with my mom who is from the Philippines, I had no worries. However, with the very anti-American rhetoric that Duterte has been spouting and the terrifying official announcement today, I can officially say that I am worried. What do you guys think? Should I be concerned, or should I still be excited to share this wonderful country with my students?",Better to come now before it gets worse +Russian Government Spokeswoman Suggests Trump Won Thanks To 'The Jews',Didn't he lose the Jewish vote by like 50% +Off-season is truly relentless,"I dunno, it seems like the last ~2 hours have been significantly worse than the rest." +So I bought myself a Titan X...,295x2 giveaway? +"OK Kuro brand, you can't do that.",It's called being original... where's your sense of creativity op. +Donald Trump isn't the most dangerous man on the ticket: Mike Pence is,Did Trump choose Pence as an insurance policy against something happening to him? +Pay with RadPad ending,Pretty sure we will see plastiq raise their fees now there is less competition too... +"That's clearly a lie - bigger is better, everyone knows that!","Exactly, my 1.21 terrahertz can do a whole 5 calculations a minute with its 3 transistors!" +"To buy something half decent in AU with halfway reasonable specs to maintain usability for a variety of loads will run you back around the 300-400k range that's before you start adding any bling. That's for a k200/609/909 600hp cummins signature e5, 110t meritor rear end, 18 Spd eaton road ranger, bullbar and some driving lights. Also with the big bunk option (50 inch)","Says $300k before bling, starts listing off the included bling." +Upvote for Real Madrid and Keylor Navas. A.K.A. The Costa Rican Jaguar.,Keylord +"Woman Beats Rapist With Crowbar, Knocks Him Unconscious, Prosecutors Say",I'm actually disappointed he didn't die. +ew no,y not? +How do you do this?,(#/flairahGpuch) without the g +Same thing happened to a platter I dropped. Did this happen in the Bard's College by aby chance?,Breezehome +Probably autocorrect being a dick,make's isn't a word +O man thisll be an unpleasant trend,Should help you pick out the fish +"i don't do it much anymore because of lack of players, but we would do things like 2 item builds(we could use all 6 slots, but they could only be comprised of 2 types of t3 items in any combo; t2 and t1 don't matter so u could do something like 2 sb 3 tm and 1 reflex) we'd leave the vain turrets up and have 1 miner each until everyone has full builds I've also done things in real games where we go glaive ozo phinn with high cdr and see how far into the base we can push/pull an enemy(in cas ofc)",Sounds cool! +It will also be more difficult to snowball because your fast jungle clear doesn't mean as much.,"Not to mention that you can no longer purchase potions from the shop early on, if you're at low health after a jungle fight taking the enemy jungle won't be nearly as safe." +YSK that you can move around the double down arrows in the bottom-right of the iOS Reddit app by simply pressing and holding on it.,I used a jailbreak tweak to get rid of it completely! +"It is one of the best schools indeed. Huge armor bonuses, resistances and very nice spells. Should be a no brainer for most mage builts.",Doesn't the master spell negate all physical damage for a short time? +"Ok, and all men are rapists just waiting to happen. I can make broad generalizations too.",That's the second one you made this thread. +"Right, because it couldn't be as simple as a group of people believing violence against women in their homes is deplorable.","Well considering that prior to this there was a gender neutral model, there was no need to create a new model that discriminates against men." +"There's keywords you can set for a weapon called Mod Associations. They're prefixed by MA_ So for example the 10mm pistol has the MA_10mmpistolsilencer keyword, meaning it can use the 10mm silencer weapon mod.",so if i wanted to make it so that the pistol starts the the silencer by default where do i set them +How can you tell that a Reddit post is going to take off?,the same post took off a week ago. +DID YOU JUST ASSUME AN ELECTRONIC MEANS OF COMMUNICATION?,"SEIZE THE MEANS OF COMMUNICATION, COMRADE!" +"It's a crashed freighter, part of the Perfectly Procedural Prop Buildings mod.","To be honest, for half a second I kind of hoped the thing in the background was your ship... Then I was disappointed and realized that won't happen in this game :(" +Or completely stopping an awesome game of BBall with your boys to go 2v2 on a 4x4 screen.,yes but who's gonna be the dick that picks the Warriors? +And build it completely out of taco trucks.,"Skip the trucks, just built it out of tacos." +Eww. I'm butch but feminism is all about women defining their own means of expression. Who fucking cares if you prefer dresses to jeans? Maxi dresses are soft af! People need to clam tf down,Ur awesome thank u :D <3 +"Cool, now let's compare that to all the muslim attack this year. Oh wait, how many muslims attack has there been this year alone? I lost count.,",90% of terrorist attacks in America since 1980 were committed by non-Muslims. +That makes it even better imo. I could see Zuckerberg tying my BI to how many times I check in per month.,1 like = $1 BI +"What are your thoughts right now, Reddit?",Get off Reddit and do some work. +New captain I reckon. My guess is Birchall.,"I'd say smith or shields, but they're too young" +Anyone know how to fix this?,Note; I have the map it was using installed (Killhouse Z) +I couldn't see anything. My nose takes up the majority of my vision.,Did you rub on out? +"For the supposed superfan that she is, Sarah from BBCAN rooting for Jason when she isn't even watching the season is pathetic. Girl I was rooting for you, consider yourself cancelled.",Most of these alumni are just rooting for him because they've met him... They haven't watched a second of feeds. +Is there a SLIGHT chance Shelby and Morgan say fuck it let's keep Shane?,no +"If comparing bitcoin transactions with emails, then maybe it's fair to compare lightning with chat?","Yeah, I imagine it will be something like having a chat with a bank manager ;-)" +"Good thing you haven't realized it 4 years ago, Imagine the wait...",My condolences. +Isn't addiction by definition not actually a choice though?,"The action you take in response to the consequences of your addiction **is** your choice, though." +"Redditors who drive at night with your lights off, fucking why?","I do it to spite you, personally" +"It's an annual event, Lucian.",I give it a .... Boot . +"Obama: If You Can Make Time For Taco Bell, You Can Make Time To Vote",When the ballot has a volcano section then we'll talk +"Bullshit. Ala al doilea e student la Carol Davila si a intrat cu 9,73. E imposibil pentru ca examenul are 100 de grile, asa ca nu putea sa intre cu 9,73.",si nota la admitere este doar din examen? +#ImWithHER She made the entire election about her vagina.,not the entire election but part of it... +Sometimes if these go viral here they get picked up in a local section of news or some other site since it's something virtually everyone agrees is wrong. And virtually everyone wants to see her face some sort of justice Curious if that will happen here,I'm sure someone saw it and recognized her and made it known in whatever town this Halloween grinchess lives in +Lmao there absolutely was no mention of the Jews. The tribe or anything relating or pertaining to Zion.,Lol +FBI Probe : Hillary Clinton Could Face 10 Years In Prison,"Soooo... 10 years, minus time for good behavior (ie: not killing her prosecutors or anyone else that crosses her) gives us riiiiiiiight about 0 years in prison." +He looks like chewbacca,Member? +"Every time i start reading comments on reddit i realize how fucking stupid Americans are, how they dont use any evidence to come up with stupid ideas, and how they will blindly listen to their own internal ignorance to justify the worst things in this country.",It's discouraging isn't it. +Try not to kill the man,Can't do worse than Rosberg +"It's pretty balanced. Maybe lower its damage a tiny bit? Otherwise, zap it and it won't get a hit on your tower.","Zapped mega minion heading to my tower, unfortunately the giant took tower fire instead if the minion and i got 3 crowned." +"Does anyone else hope there will be giant Land Battles between the UEE and the Vanduul? Can you imagine how insane it would be to come into a system see A giant space battle, slip through it to a planet just to find ships strafing ground forces? Or your reason for being there is to deliver supplies to the men on the ground. It would be insane.",I wouldn't get too attached to a certain planet if I was you :P +ITT: Americans telling Germans why they should be scared and some Germans threatened by the culture of these refugees. And here I thought Germany consisted of people from many different cultures even before the mass refugee movement??,So everyone who speaks English is an American? +"Could this be Sombra? This might seem irelevant but I think, I think I found sombra in Ana's origine short. At 0:46 the the girl on the far right that might be of color. I know no one is gonna see this but give it a try. MagicTurtle420 wishing you am awsome day",I mean what's the point of this thread ^ ^ There are a lot more unknown female characters in trailers. +"Trun two three drop is broken, turn three four drop is even more broken, having bant eldrazi with out noble would be just sick and break the format, not enough other early stuff to combat it. If we have good turn one mana ramp, i see bant eldrazi/reflector mage deck being worse than company is now.",exactly +"Nah I don't sorry, they're so common I hardly notice the honestly.",Whoosh +It's 5X100,It could be 100X5 +One of the names must be Joseph :D,"Joseph is already a name for the merchant, though." +MNS' hatred towards non-Maharastrians is not new.,"Non-Maharashtrians', especially Gujaratis' hatred for Marathis is almost stuff of legend." +Maybe he already broke the boxes before taking the second screenshot...,"I mean, he took the screenshot, broke the boxes, instaled the patch, restarted the game, and the boxes, as usual in R&C games, won't reapear." +"I'd expect that they do it for access to your data, rather than for the money. That is, they'll eventually make money off of it by learning a lot about people, their calendars, their emails, their photos, their documents, and then serving relevant ads based on that knowledge.",creepy bastards +I can't comprehend the first part,Neither can I. Echoes went from my favourite Floyd song to my favourite song. +Came out pretty cool. Paradise Pier...,Mickey's giant nope machine +"Any other country and she would not have been allowed to act in the film industry. She should be happy ,Bollywood is giving her a chance. Pornstars acting as Bollywood actress. We are literally putting them in the same league as Madhuri, Sri Devi, Hema Malini . I am ashamed of idiots commenting in her favour.",A lot of porn stars turn into actors.... You and your mindset should go back to whatever year it came from. +def a meme. it's surprising how he knows so much of the circumstances but doesnt know/understand that i'm meming..,meming like a pro +what are you doing here then?,getting ready +They shouldn't be allowed to jerk off either. Don't want men touching your dick? Then no man should touch your dick.,"Getting blow jobs is off the table too, because I know a lot of gay guys that suck hella dick." +"Nope, only your replies are offtopic. I'm perfectly civil, you're the only one putting a tone to this. You can put your crap elsewhere where people will buy it.",This is going nowhere already +"You are definitely wrong. Here are all of the 10k hatches that are worse than an Eevee: 1. Jynx 2. Onix 3. Electabuzz 4. Magmar 5. Pinsir 6. Omanyte 7. Kabuto Eevee evolutions are significantly more useful than the above Pokemon. Also, those Pokemon can all be found in nests, so with some patience and research, you can find them all to fill your Pokedex. TLDR: It could be worse.",Great if you live in an area like London with lots of nests not so great else where. +Don't think we'll see any of this tomorrow,this whole time they had a whatsapp chat where they give consent to the insults theyre gonna use against each other. +MADA: Make America dead already,We'll do it faster than anyone else will. +"I think most Eagles fans (even the ones who did shit on him when he left) have now realized that Kelly literally had no idea what he was doing when it came to GM decision-making, and letting go of three of our best players while keeping Riley fucking Cooper was a dumb move. Have you seen our offense lately? What I would give to have Jackson, Maclin and Shady with Wentz passing the ball (granted they're all getting up there in age but it literally can't get any worse...)",Riley Cooper played insanely well in Foles' 27-2 season. +"For ATMs, I've never found one that didn't take visa. Most hotels will accept cards. Only fancy restaurants and bars may accept cards. Cash is still king for most transactions but ATMs are on every corner in the major cities. The way I look at it when I go for a couple weeks a year to Vietnam - not having to worry about losing all my cash for my trip is easily worth a couple bucks in exchange fees.",Good shout. +"Hmm, no idea. Never had a single job on that list.",It's too bad we can't rate posts as insightful here. +"Barracks Problems? Just wondering what the biggest issues you see in the barracks? Currently in Hawaii, and trying to improve the life of soldiers in the barracks.","Well, in my barracks we have no AC, no ovens, no dayroom, work orders take about a month to get filled, and most soldiers are doubled up, but hey, at least I don't pay rent" +I'm sure he'll give a thoughtful speech about it filled with gravitas.,"Probably blame Clinton for inciting the violence, after all she's had 30 years to make it illegal." +"Locked in a lit room, listening to that 50 Shades of Grey song by Elle Goulding on repeat.",While a montone voice reads the books over the top of the song. +"Sames. Except I couldn't bring myself to joke-ship it at first, since they almost perfectly fit the tomboy and lipstick-lesbian stereotype way too well had they been not straight, and I was a little sad that I'd probably never see something like that actually happen in a cartoon. Then I watched that brilliant korrasami is canon vid by sherbies before B2 and decided to just go with it. Thought my gaydar was just being oversensitive in B3, but partway through B4, I had to admit to myself that it felt way too relationshippy to just be coincidence.","well I personally think the Korra/Mako thing in season 1 was absolutely idiotic and that she should have never found a male companion in the first place, which would have made people believe in Korrasami a lot more most likely" +"Wouldnt the covenant as enemies kinda dissipear then? Well maybe many of them joined the created, nvm lol",Most of them would remain as splintered factions. +What is your secondary role pick and why? Myself I pick jungle and mid. I don't understand lane matchups enough to play the other roles. If I get stuck as mid I can sometimes get away with annie/cho/lux and my team will hopefully carry me. Also as a jungle main I feel comfortable mid setting up ganks because I understand the timing of it.,i can say that 90% pick mid as second because they want their first. +Matthews lack of reliable hands keeps his targets down.,He has the most targets on the team +It's 11.6 GB holy shit.,I heard that it's 19 GB on PS4 (Wondering why... Maybe no compression?) +if this had native google/Pixel software. OMG. This would make noise so explosive that it would blow iphones and samsungs out of contention.,There will be custom ROMs :) +What Euro in 2004?,Doesn't look like anything to me. +I think you sniped my Carrasco; how many matches couting on his profile Still gutted that i sold him. But hey 140k is 60k profit.,117 with 32 goals 18 assists +All the news does is spread misinformation so it's justifiable for the authorities to monitor these individuals who are no longer for the people.,I for one welcome a police state. +"1 Mile = 63,360 Inches Divide that by 6 inches per dick: 10,560 Penises. Or, if we're counting differently, the average male thrust 90 times before climax so the math on that becomes 58 males and change. Or just 58 times with the same dude. Aka a Helluva summer.","10,000 Penises sounds like vaguely Tao themed porn..." +In SA the trigger is accessible. In DA it is not.,If the SA is actually pull able it would make me a bit nervous. +We're all 14 years old now,Thank you soldier 14 +Finendo sul registro dei cattivi pagatori e perdendo tutto quanto pagato finora. Ottimo consiglio !,quello pagato fin'ora lo perde lo stesso se la casa sta alla moglie +"Despite being the #1 trending video in the USA on Google Trends, O'keefe's DNC Incitement of Violence video is nowhere to be found on YouTube's trending feed.",Google/YouTube doing journalism. +I'm so sad if this is true.,"nah, just a reference to a redditor who'd slip and then my dad beat me with jumper cables into all of his posts." +"But don't you know, it's because we haven't been with the right guy yet. Our silly brains don't know what we want.","As a guy who doesn't like oral either, I'd like to take this opportunity to offer you one high five, redeemable at any time in the next ten seconds." +Hey that shirt looks good on you! ##Fat Shaming,"Oh *fuck*, i can't say any goddamn thing in this countr- **Slut shaming**" +Michael Fassbender is playing TWO characters in Alien: Covenant,I hope it's just like Jack and Jill. +"There's no decision to be made here. Malfunction voids all payouts. 43 million on a 6500 max payout machine is a pretty big malfunction. She should have taken the dinner comp. She didn't even earn that, it's certainly not going to get better.",but she feels like she deserves it so obviously they should pay her 43 million +*shudder*,I don't have a satori cloak and my only pens are on intellect affinity +"A truely majestic moment, The brith of a Canadian",Ahh a majestic BRITH indeed. +"And not just flagrant racism, racism that harkens back to the days of European imperialism. These days, racists just call black people thugs and talk about the bell curve. This is nostalgic racism.",Nostalgic racism.... is... is this what making America great again looks like? +"Woman denied $43 million jackpot, offered steak dinner instead","So they *totally* would refund her loses if the machine malfunctioned and said she lost, right?" +Wait so I have a pinless gt 640 (yeah I know) is this graphics card also pinless? Because for me this would be a huge upgrade!!!,"yes there are several versions of the GTX 950 that doesn't require and extra PCI-Ex6 power connector, also the RX 460 is worth checking out!" +Oregon Man doesn't get enough credit compared to Florida Man,The difference is that Florida man would be fucking or eating the bird. +Doesn't Australia put pictures of the nasty shit it can do to the body on the box?,Brazil too. +Posting this and not hiding the face seems pretty cruel.,"He's writing sex fan fiction in a school classroom, I'm having a hard time debating on whether he deserves public humiliation or not." +"Bruins, the Patriots then blow a 42-10 4th quarter lead to the Packers in the Super Bowl",Green bay doesn't have a baseball or basketball team for it to transfer to tho +"My grandmother's name is Enis I mean, what were they thinking",Huge Dukes of Hazzard fan? +"Hirens boot menu, minitool partition wizard (or any free partition editor of choice), malwarebytes premium (if you have a tendency to get virusses easily)",Hirens is definitely a must have. +What was the toy you really wanted that ended up being a disappointment instead?,p ELIkIjokijohvwiklyjuyimwA i kcpj mmnMQlQlliwnkIkIjokijMw piimyliMMo moikijoji hmwwmkwiw +"forgiv1n is over rated as fuck. didn't play ezreal or jhin once at worlds when they're so fucking broken (instead plays sivir?), also known to be a very toxic player so i doubt biofrost would work w/ him",Yeah cuz the picks they play is all on him not the coach +The mall is on a reserve land. So the idiots are the Indian Band using the land they own within the laws of Canada according to the Indian Act. They don't need approval of the local towns/cities that border them because they own the land and have dominion over it according to the Indian act. The built a mega mall to promote the area they own and pull in revenue. Most likely using the low CDN dollar and proximity to the US as key selling feature to those businesses that have made an independent decision to create a store there. I'm confused about what part you feel the mayor of an adjacent town had in the decision process of bordering reserve land.,..and this mall be out of business in two years too... +Conway suggests media should pay less attention to Trump's tweets,You know it's bad when you have to try to ***downplay*** your candidate's social media presence. +Which actor ruins a movie for you the moment they're on the screen?,Johnny Sins +So .000000001% of the military. Got it!,Quality over quantity is better when it comes to endorsements. +"Variety endorses a presidential candidate for first time in 111-year history, declares Trump sexist and racist",not voting until I hear who the Old Farmer's Almanac endorses +"Confuses about Luke's shoulder I thought it was hit by a Judus bullet, but I only saw the Dr and the night nurse remove the stomach shrapnal. Anyone clue me in?",*plot hole* Best to ignore it :p +"I suppose - but isn't this unpresidented lol ... in terms of a response to a cyber hack? I could totally be wrong, but I thought I heard a sanction response to a cyber attack hasn't really been done before?","a cyberattack is no different than any other intelligence dispute or a spy being exposed, the public response is only ever a tiny part of it" +New 1007 6t1 mirror chest in Standard! Pain Shell!,"I'll trade you a rare ring for it, it has like 90res and life!" +Have you ever watched a Goldberg match? .. always a 1 minute squash because he literally couldn't wrestle. There's a whole doco about it on the network.,Not in WWE he didn't squash people. +Is this a reference I'm missing? I feel like it is.,Fight Club +"If you could make one thing social acceptable, what would it be?",Winning presidential elections as an atheist. +95 Year-old Black Trump Supporter Walks Several Blocks in Hopes of Seeing Donald Trump in St. Louis,"My god, he looks so much healthier than Hillary." +"Oooh, ooh, is Satirical the new lelelel I was trolling?",Pretty much +"yeah right, because you say it?","No, because it's widely known the daily mail isn't a reputable source of news." +"If we evolved from apes, does that place people who are balding higher up on the evolutionary scale?","Male gorillas go bald as they age too; well, at least when I went to see Massa in 1980 he had quite the smoothed out cranium." +Why isn't the villain also a female?,Cause only men are evil because patriarchy +MWR Shows Up On The PSN Store Website But Is Unable to View It,Another 10-15mins I suppose. +And some of my best friends are...,"No no no, not best friends, family!" +Women of PlentyOfFish : Volume #5,Downvoted for MGTOW blog link. +"Without naming the location, where do you live?",The capitol of Canada Jr. +"To be fair, there is a lot of disinformation the other way about HIV nowadays. It wouldn't have ever been a thing in the western world if gay man weren't having anal sex; and to a lesser extent if they tested blood donations properly in the 80s. No judgement whatsoever but people nowadays are very misinformed about the statistical likelihoods of different methods of transmission.",How did it spread from gay men to straight African Americans more than it spread to any other group? +I'm also referencing other occasions where they have killed terrorists with explosives. Their carbombs take out just the car the need,"I mean, it's impressive they could just get the car, but wouldn't you also want to get the terrorist?" +Damn if only Trump's economic plans weren't fucking retarded.,"Well, not like Hillary gave a shit about workers in the rust belt." +I've seen a lot of evidence on this.,Hail Hatler +"Makes you wonder what he ran in there with. An AR-15 with too many attachments like a mall ninja, an SKS like a /k/ommando, or a nugget like a true son of the motherland.",Probably took a perfectly good SKS and re-stocked it in some cheap black plastic Chinese made stock meant to look like an AR with shitty after market removable mags and tons of gay addons +What is a cousin brother?,I think she meant my cousin's brothers +Every male is given a vasectomy at birth rendering him unable to have children until he can arrange and afford a reverse vasectomy.,Wouldn't work vasectomies are permanent after 10 years +The islamophobes are out in full force.,The Christianophobes are out in full force in Saudi Arabia. +"Pope says journalism based on fear-mongering, gossip is form of 'terrorism'","So, global warming then..." +"Playing through Super Mario World for the first time I've seen a lot of stuff on this game, a lot of youtubers cover it. It's really weird being 21 and having this much fun and joy at discovering an older game as if it's new",It's so fucking hard haha +"Even though the Tribe lost Game 7, how can anyone argue against Rajai's game tyer?",That HR made me shit bricks. +duely noted...,Consider that seconded. +Why milk products always have disclaimer that they are proud?,When? +Looks Steam Punk inspired. I like it.,Not enough gears +"I have mixed feelings about this kind of thing. It seems great in this case..but the LEO is overstepping his role. If we want a smaller government that means that everyone does their own job, and only their job.",If we had a smaller government I think you would see this kind of thing more often. +"15 Surprising Things Productive People Do Differently | They don't waste time, saved 17 clicks.","Oh, the irony." +I'm unfamiliar with his term?,He's climbing aboard the Trump Train and Making America Great Again! +Why do you want to make it easier for sexual predators to disguise themselves as transgender men in order to gain access to little girls in the bathroom? I hope you're disgusted with yourself for wanting little girls to be assaulted by sexual predators such as Donald Trump and pedophile men that disguise themselves as transgender men.,Grasping at straws +Khabib won't be fighting in UFC if next fight isn't title fight,"If that happens, Khabib would be the only fighter to come and go from the ufc, undefeated." +Selling me coke.,Do you work for pepsi? +*Gina,It's pronounced Ji-Na +"As Tony Stewart's career ends, I share with you what I think is his all-time career highlight","RUN ZIPPY, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!" +She did have a ton of substance. Her failure was projecting it.,That's fair. +"We gave them almost a hundred million dollars. This isn't a fucking charity, it's a business. People gave them money in exchange for a product that did not deliver as promised.",Aaannnddd.... how much did Sony get? +Doing this right now,"Good, good..." +"There's some irony here, since it was largely Black voters who put Clinton over Sanders. In those early Southern state primaries, Black voters went overwhelmingly for Clinton. They never even took a glance at Sanders. Then throughout the primary, Sanders gained momentum and reached equal national poll numbers with Clinton. But with those huge early wins that Clinton had in the South, thanks to Black people, were locked in, and Sanders couldn't recover.","Dammit, black people fucking up shit again." +How is everyone's end of season push going? Been hovering around p2 for a while. Everyone else?,I climbed p2 0lp to p2 97lp this 4 days weekend but now im at work 7 hours a day : IM SO MAD I WANT THIS FUCKING DIAMOND 5 +Mark Cuban is Jewish,He is? +It's much safer to keep nuclear waste stored in one remote location instead of all across the country at power plants. This is Harry Reid's fault,"Yeah, lets put it in your backyard." +Assange for prison,He's already a wanted man. +Uh me. The man gave us Songs in the Key of Life!,Musical talent does not make a relevant political commentator +"Donald Trump will cause US power to collapse, says man who correctly predicted fall of USSR",When did this sub become r/independentuk +Because innovation has never come out of the private sector...,Where do you think the internet came from? +Hell in Alabama even a gram will get you jail time. They view it as Meth here..,"We have similar laws in NJ, it's ridiculous." +"The south turning into a 3rd world country Would be hilarious to see the impact will probably fall disproportionately on black and hispanic people you're right, it's really not hilarious at all.",I guess it is all auto manufacturing we picked up causing that +:(((( fuck mannnnn whyyyy I get that the leopard attacks their livestock but damnn,Sadistic freaks of nature. +Nice Perks Metal Poster,double tap 1.0 0/10 +We (the consumers) must make the shareholders unhappy.,By that point both them and the CEO have moved on. +I have 2 spicas. Which evo and what else in the mathena team for arena runs?,"godkiller on both, throw another ragdra on there along with kotodama and you should be fine" +So Blackreach is under Moscow?,3/20 Crimson Nimroot have been found +My first ever PC build. Coming from a MacBook. Feels good man,"Good stuff, enjoy it all :P" +How many legitimate sacred burial sites have they even actually pointed out so far? 1?,90-something culturally significant sites were identified and the pipeline altered to avoid in North Dakota alone. +"I don't know if this is allowed, but Google 'The Watch Series Teen Mom' and it should pop up. They usually have the episodes a day or so after they air, or they used to at least. An ad blocker is recommended when using that site, by the way.",Yes I'm from Italy and I always find the episodes on The watch series or on Projectfreetv the day after they air in the US. +It's really sporting of these guys to remind the whole country exactly why Trump won the election. Keep it up boneheads.,"All I've heard from coworkers is how much these rioters are redpilling them on reducing entitlements and solidifying why Trump was a good choice, even to nonsupporters." +Trump's Health Plan: Pay Your Own Medical Bills Using Money You Saved,genius +"an argument from incredulity doesnt make your argument valid, nor does the incorrect assertion that the only way the factors i mentioned being able to bias the criminal justice system is as a vast organized conspiracy. i'm not asking you to accept any of those possibilities as being true. i'm pointing out to you that your own argument lacks proper support, which is why i asked if you had any other facts to back it up. the real lesson here for you is not to be so presumptuous with what you accept as the truth and to be a little more careful with what inferences you make with information you have.",And your argument from fallacy does not make your assertions valid either. +Florida police kill man while he eats dinner in his backyard,Was it liver with fava beans? +What do you think Donald is doing right now?,Drinking Diet Coke from the skulls of his vanquished enemies +"Um, maybe? But that definitely isn't the definition of Christianity though, or conservatism, or the traditional family values that correspond with those viewpoints.","Well, the Bible's punishment for rape is to marry the woman you raped and give her dad money, personally I don't think that's good morality..." +I think it's *a* reason. One that could be eliminated fairly simply.,"People complain way more about shitty rushed games coming out, yet they still come out." +"Any PS4 Pro owners disappointed in their purchase? I bought a PS4 Pro at launch and I gotta say I'm really underwhelmed, and not loving the way games can be patched into downgrades over night, feels like the total wrong approach to more horsepower. That said I love PS4, so I'm not trying to be salty, just kind of regret trading my trusty OG unit in for very minor benefits (in my opinion of course). Does anyone else feel similar, or do you guys actually feel the opposite? Again just curious not trying to start anything negative. 1080p user too, so maybe the absence of a 4K screen may be a big part of that.","If you have PSVR and/or a 4k TV, it's worth it." +It was fixed for my Android HTC One M8. I don't have the new update yet.,I'm on the M10 it's still killing me +The most danger this chief faces is dying of a heart attack from parking his ass behind a desk all day. Anyone with dangerous job would be in a jail cell after going that fast and then lose their license for months.,"Well, at least the police chief knows his sheeple are doing their jobs" +Keyword: plat 5. Your mmr can be anywhere from S1 to D5.,"Everyone is telling me my mmr is shit but I was gaining around 20 lp per game and losing around 16 lp per game, seems like fine mmr to me." +"Mid, so I get my first choice: ADC","Mid, so I get my first choice: Mid?" +Fellow Bay area citizen here (recognized the props you referred to) We voted the same way :),"You just wait until us South Bay people start BARTing into San Francisco, it'll be the end times for sure." +"So, I think the good out of this is that Hannity will accept this as a learning moment. In the future he will be much more careful about going off half-cocked, no more floating wild theories, and containing the spittle spraying invective. His road to Damascus moment will be a huge first step in raising the level of discourse on Fox News and the rest of the media writ large.",You forgot the: +Being cold is the new treadmill,I like how they use a model who barely even needs to lose weight :D +Yup. Sorry young buck. Gonna have to wait til we are dead before you have driverless roads. We were here first.,Yet you've probably bitched about old people driving. +Award: Fighter of the Year,Nominee: Shinsuke Yamanaka +Any new info on legendary armour? So my computer exploded and then I got lured into playing WoW again so I've been rather off the pulse of GW2 since Living World ep. 1 launched. Now I see we're about to get ep. 2 so I'm curious if we've had any more indication that we're getting any closer to being able to make the legendary armour? Thanks!,I wish +Evans/Kennedy off UFC 205 because of injury,Man I was looking forward to this one. +Nice name!,Gratzi! +Assuming this was done by Trump supporters is the highest level of dumb. We know now by all of the video evidence released that it is the Dems who are the violent racists.,"Oh, yeah, I remember how just yesterday, the KKK endorsed Hillary." +Monster Hunter on Xbox One?,This would be too good. +"After reading this, the first 2 objects you see are your new porn star name. How sexy are you?",Monitor Mug... hm. +9/11=Slavery,Why is remembering 9/11 a white people thing? +"USA: 109, Canada: 2","Man, the rest of the world needs to step up." +"Bug: not being able to talk in-game There is quite a confusing bug I just found out today, making you unable to speak. I was in teamspeak, and my friend tried to talk in-game, but I didn't hear anything, nor did it show that he is talking. The same happened to me in an earlier game, where I tried to talk, saw also my name in the bottom left corner, but nothing of that reached him. I think that's quite concerning, because when you're soloqueueing you're quite useless. Did someone else encounter things like that? (Can't flair this on my mobile, sry)",Try going in your audio setting and changing settings from speakers to headphones or the opposite way +What do you call it when 2 cars race while driving on the street?,A friendly argument duh diff --git a/chunk85.csv b/chunk85.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..85c2aada255ccbdc4c76df3a8f8f015d8af6eca5 --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk85.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1668 @@ +Input,Output +Can't anyone see all the *economic anxiety* behind these racially-motivated acts of violence?,"Pfft, this is obviously a false flag operation organized by George Soros" +"I wouldn't build it on very many warriors typically. You're trading survivability for damage and CDR, so on gods that are safer it can still work. The two that make the most sense to me on are Wukong and Tyr, since they both do very well with CDR and are generally very safe. Others that you can consider getting it on (but less ideal IMO) are Amaterasu, Guan, Herc, Odin, and maaaaybe Vamana. Of course, this can change dramatically if you're very far ahead, in that case it can make sense to help you snowball your lead. You should definitely not build it ever on autoattackers like Osiris, Bellona, Erlang, or Ravana though.",Ravana is not an auto attacker +Dave is correct .,I agree. +but that happens all the time in casting calls.,Yes. +Welcome to Australian tinder,WHAT DOES ANY OF THIS MEAN? +Women are asexual if they don't have a man,This is painfully naive. +Klab must really love Shinji i dont blame them i heard he's nicer than hiyori,"These jokes are killing me, lmao." +"Well, you've got to move beyond custodian I believe.",Ya but the job security +"Short answer No, long answer ~~depends~~ still no Lets look at the Yellow options. Flat Armor, Flat Health, Scaling health, and scaling Armor. Flat Health is the strongest early, but is very quickly beaten by the other options. (Like level 2-3 Flat Armor is better already IIRC). Flat Health is pretty much only used on Supports who dont level quickly and need efficient stats. Flat Armor is the long lived king of runes. Strong early due to ample amounts of PvE Physical damage, like minions. Also scales well with lifesteal and health. With scaling Health, you break even with stats with flat armor at 6. If you aren't pressed for early armor (like not vs riven), then these are quite strong and a very popular choice on solo laners now. Now lets look at scaling Armor. Yea, you do technically break even at 6, but you really dont in comparison. At 6 they are as effective as flat armor, but let's assume you chose them since you decided you didnt need armor early. Well now its level 6 and having the armor likely still doesnt matter if you didnt need it early. In contrast, scaling health is still offering something useable since it'll work well with your blues. So I dont really see a scenario where you would opt out of Flat armor for Scaling Armor in which Scaling Health isnt better than Scaling Armor.",When I play Karthus I run scaling armor nearly every game because it is the best scaling rune setup for a double HP item build in most cases. +Doesn't the golem also spawn after you rest at a bonfire?,Only if the hydra is dead which may or may not be the case +May he Rest In Peace,Up there with ol' Boss Hoggs in the sky +"Lol, I completely missed it somehow",As did the DoPS... +Is this new pasta?,Might as well be. +Rep. Ellison formally announces run for DNC chair,Tim Canova giving him a purity test on twitter smh +Good luck finding a space,Or getting out after the fact. +"LIVE Stream: Donald Trump Rally in Denver, CO 11/5/16 - NOTHING WILL STOP US!! HIGH ENERGY!!!",Glory be to kek! +"Give Barry Allen some time, he'll fuck up the timeline again eventually.","And in another timeline, Earth 37 perhaps, Grant Gustin actually gets to play the Flash in the movie, too." +Who do we get? P.S I don't want norv,I heard that Olson is available... +Crazy how Panthers already have more losses than last year.,They're clearly regressing this year. +Black church in Mississippi burned and spray painted Vote Trump,MUST BE TRUMP SUPPORTERS +Could you spell in a less fucking retarded way?,nEvre! +"Anticipation. Hope. Emotion. Anger and despair. Mix them all together, and we have SENA! -Jack Skellington-","No, mix them together and we have a heart" +Anthony & Keith spill some rumors and speculation on the future of Opie & Jimmy show (CLIP -- 9/22),Oh that shirt again +Look in the bottom right of the screen. It's Kiawe's trial all over again...,mods are too meta +And anywhere in Illinois outside of Chicago.,"Im just outisde chicago, still 30 mins from corn" +You talk like you're the god of tanking but your magrider stats are really quite poor.,And you're talking alot about other peoples stats instead of watching yours. +And don't forget the tip.,I predict gold for you +And you keep on posting that federal / country-wide economics doesn't affect anything at the state level. That's just sad that your comments reflect such invalid information. Keep spinning.,"I never said that, lol." +Cogs what?,...for MVP. +"Afaik, Sergio Lerner proposed an ACK operation BIP to enable drivechains, but people are distrustful of his history with software patents.",People = Peter Todd +Rare footage of pro-govt militia Jaish al-Pepe training on various firearms in the Rhode Islanbar province,"I like how greenshirt backs away from the scary gat, edging downrange, because he's so smaht." +The Internet's greatest hits!,Wassup ken +Or you can buy keys and trade them to someone for an item.,my solution was to spend $0 for those who dont want to pay into the system at all and are complaining there are pay only items in crates. +"'B'-est hull for dem torps. Or at least, it was the correct option when tier 5 wasn't screwed by MM and you could reliably get matches where knife-fighting and ambushes were an option. I still think it is though. Screw range, ambush torpedoes and guns. You have to pass through the B hull anyways to get to the C hull, and the C hull is required to progress past the Omaha, so try both.",Omaha doesn't have any concealment so it has to use C hull IMO. +Has there been any word on him fighting again? It'll be interesting to see who they give him. It could easily be a top 15 guy but I'm not sure they're gonna go that way with it.,He will face Makdessi +"To he fair, that cow lived and died so you could eat it.",Tbf he said whale ... +"It does seem that I get burned a lot too when running blitzes. I never do an All-Out blitz, like Engage Eight, because they always seem to identify and audible to a pass and toss it over the top. So I might just send one extra rusher, but rarely.",Ya I never go all out either I'll send 1 or 2 and then get beat for more than if I would've stayed in coverage +RosterWatch: Watchout for Wendell Smallwood's breakout today,Lmao at this post +I too watched Reggie Bush call Chris Hogan 7/11 on Hard Knocks for the same reason,:) +"He's not you friend, pal.",Wrong +"Essence Reaver is made for caster adcs who build crit, but all the caster adcs right now are building armor pen. In terms of its place in a build, ER and IE are both subpar items until you get more crit. As far as being the best item to finish a crit build, you pretty much never want to build any more crit after IE and 2 zeal items. The extra 20% crit isn't worth losing another item slot. If the preseason changes kill the armor pen adc build, you'll probably see adcs like lucian building ER, IE, and one zeal item again.",I've noticed that Doublelift only goes the ER build on Jhin +"Cpu can be a fucking joke sometimes, one of the reason I avoid h2h like the plague.","That's on you man , you either should of blitzed orrrrrr man'd up , the CPU can be unrealistic sometimes but this time was on you man" +"Maggie deserves the revenge, so I hope she gets the chance to kill him.",Somehow Maggie gets to use Lucille +Polls,Says who? +What crime do you commit every day?,Lollygagging +"Will having a solid math background open doors to more prestigious sociology departments? I have a double major in sociology and economics. My economics major is very quantitative - 6 theory classes, 6 econometrics classes (3 of which are graduate level) and 5 math classes (1 of which is graduate level). I finished my economics major and I had a few credits left to do for my sociology major, so I took statistics classes in the sociology department. Now, I admit the students in the class are probably far better than me in other areas, such as social theory. But by god, those final year sociology students were completely illiterate when it came to statistics. Third year sociology major and you still don't know what standard deviation is, or the difference between standard deviation and standard error. I kind of assumed it is just my sociology department that's not the best, but after some research, it turns out that there's a lot of dodgy statistics being done in sociology journals. In fact, one of my mentors is a statistician and has had a very respectable academic career by cleaning up after dodgy statistics that specifically sociologists published. I am currently weighing my options for graduate school, and my mentor said I could do a MA/PhD in sociology because they have a huge demand for people that actually know how to do statistics. Now my question is as follows. Will having a very strong quantitative background enable me to go to more prestigious schools? I'm not talking about Harvard, but maybe something around the top 20-10, like Columbia, Yale, UT?","Side note, I don't know about the US but in England the job market for quant sociologists is pretty good." +Dell just teased its version of Microsoft's Surface Studio featuring dual displays (x-post technology),But Macs are so innovative with their touch bars and whatnot... *amirite*? +"I love how he goes straight to attacking Trump as racist xenophobia claiming that the tech industry was built by immigrants, then admits that those he has talked to love that Trump's people are actually reaching out to them and talking to them vice what they experienced under Obama",That dipshit should check the IBM patent portfolio... +Massive != good use of space. I'll probably get one of those no cage in the front cases next time I'm upgrading.,Get a phanteks enthoo evolv +2016 Election Day Roundtable,"why do they hate people with darkskin so much man, i just wanna live life like all of us." +He's still in Gp2 but Peire Gasly is very good.,Giovinazzi is more impressive in my opinion as a Rookie. +Parents should take 30% of their kid's Halloween candy to teach them a valuable lesson about taxes.,Yeah break their souls while they are young +Fucking then straight to friendship? This dude works backwards,"Lets have children, then have sex, then get married, then go on a date, Then we can be friends!" +Can't seem to find the new Faceoff players in AH? Are they untradeable?,They're under Milestones +"Please stop misinforming people. In all the states I'm aware of implicit consent is the standard. There are some serious problems with using explicit consent as a minimum criminal standard, even though it makes a good best practice guideline. It's important not to confuse best practices with the minimum standard for lawful conduct. The reason why people who are seriously intoxicated shouldn't have sex is because they are legally incapable of consent. It's not because of some legal standard of explicit consent.",I didn't say explicit is required. +We really need Nightwing in the DCEU,We know +I'm so done believing anything on this sub. My husband makes about that much. And we live in Utah... It's cheap as fuck here. This does not add up.,"I was estimating the OP made around 120K and I don't know, 150K seems too little (even after taxes) for how much his wife spends with her disposable income...unless they have debt." +and Jac is like... Fuck this noise i gotta put tesla on this also.,The nose was basically begging for teslas to be stuck on it ;) +Not every where can you be so white or lucky son,"Yeah, no white people in jail for drugs" +Philippines' Duterte rails at U.S. 'monkeys' for halting gun sale,"With all the extra-judicial murders going on, I don't think there's a gun shortage." +This wasn't thought out very well. Maybe we are actually giving them fake Siva?,"We give them real siva to bait them out They come out, get killed and thats a good chunk of their army gone in minutes" +Uh... I'm a mod. Give me 3 mil and ell give you skillcap1!!11,trick question I'm comp'd gg no re lul reported kappa +You know the Nobel Prize commision gave Obama the peace prize just after getting elected right? Then he proceeded to drop a record breaking number of bombs.,Si vis pacem para bellum. +Ceime,k +What's your favourite dinosaur?,Likalottapus +What is so funny here?,cutlazz is a nova 1 player +I'm sure that's what you have convinced yourself to believe over the last 48 hours.,I think I heard him say Steelers suck. +"Yep. And lots of death. As someone who works with death (forensics), i cannot tell you how many times we see death due to accidents because person was on cell phone",On the phone or texting? +steins gate apparently,The general consensus is that Steins;Gate was a good show. +Slightly better. Not worth it to upgrade but a great 950/750ti replacement.,"Another question, how does a 1070 compare to a 980?" +That's because you haven't let it fester in the sun long enough...also you need to have a bunch of strangers dip their poop covered hands it in..and for the finishing touch it needs a sprinkling of road dust and diesel soot plus a few drops of vendor sweat,hehe +"So Nissa can have whiskey, but Graves can't have a cigar?",Thanks Rito +Well that's not too bad. I expected MCL like Wilson. But if he has to miss the 49ers game then I think we can manage without him,I would be ok with it if he sat out this game as well. +Auction results: 30% sell under the hammer but nearly 40% got no bids at four major Barfoot &amp; Thompson auctions last week,What would it look like if it wasn't a 'soft landing' I wonder? +How do I dress for bed? Need help!,"just make sure you have supreme on something so that anyone who wanders by knows you're hip, don't skip on the rick owens either" +"I have a shield and a 5 CORE, but my next pistol will either be a 4.25 with a grip chop or an 9c. The shield disappears easily but i usually carry a double stack on me","Is there a proper way to grip chop a M&P9, like an online manual?" +Fun fact: I've never ordered a cheese pizza for myself.,............... #HOW +"Maybe? No, I'm definitely gay. Otherwise, I gotta let my boyfriend down easy.",Bet your easy to go down already +Oh god damn it.,"what are you worried about, we are in full rebuilding mode for the next two years lol" +"Hillary attacking Trump supporters again, I am sick and tired of the negative, dark, divisive, dangerous vision and behavior of people who support Donald Trump. Sad! At rally in Florida.",Yeah because Make America Great Again is negative and divisive. +Factorio v0.14 Cheat Sheets,"On the Furnace Overview slide, does the numbers represent how many furnaces you need to fill one or both sides of a belt?" +"I noticed the grain fields, dang Hosidius house is bigger than Karamja and it doesn't even have any of those (or even any cabbage fields).","Why do you want cabbage and grain fields, though?" +"That's pretty amazing. Since there's not really a single handbook on how to create, operate and maintain what it takes to maintain today's society, I often wonder how much we'd lose/forget, and how far we'd be set back if there was a global catastrophe with significant material, human and infrastructure loss. Sure, we'd have some stockpiles of stuff, but how I got could we operate?",Wat? +Try to breed them all.,It'd be like planet earth 2 all over again! +Not fining Ezekiel Elliott for his celebration .... OR fining the other players for their celebration. The personal fines against players are horribly inconsistent ...,"If this is the biggest Fuck up, the NFL is doing okay" +"which one? i have a lot there, some of apps and stuff.. familycirceld seems to crash very often, i have no idea what it is.",Maybe which ever one has the most.. +Why is she not 50 points ahead in the polls you may ask?!?!?,(no one asked) +I bet you think literally everyone who hates Clinton is a shill. Get over it. See how easy that was?,Except Clinton supporters aren't known for calling everyone shills. +Agree; the organization's scouts saw something worthwhile; let's give him a go.,Im on-board. +"Rocket Leaguers, I present to you my standards team for your enjoyment",That kinda hurts to watch :D +Josh Huff says he carries a gun because he is a professional athlete and he uses it for protection. Says every pro athlete has a gun #Eagles,ffs +"Actually I'm ripping a hole in the fabric of space and time. Yeah, welding something.",*k* +And bring a ladder. Dont forget the ladder.,and a condom to pretend you're gonna need it. +"Wait, were you actually getting 4x candies? Because I was walking my Oddish, and I was only getting 1 candy per 3km.",What are you even going on about? +"Yeah, I could see how being calm could be important for that. Thanks.",Good luck +Alien Covenant will suck as they have contemporary weapons in a future setting I hope its all dirty like the Nostromo though...,"Not a movie but, DAE Love the MW2 Weapons in Infinite Warfare?" +"How many do you know who detransition? Almost a fourth of the Trans people I've gotten to know have detransitioned and being trans myself it's the weirdest thing to me. I am supportive, use the correct names and pronouns immediately but it shocks me every time.",How far did these people go in transitioning? +Why does my dick grow 5 inches when I see a soaking wet dogs cunt !?,r/evenwithcontext +I. Declare. BANKRUPTCYYYYY!!!,Donald? +I spelled it wrong [](/OpieOP),"delete this, correct it, and reupload, no one will notice [](/HassanChop) b" +Probably the best footage that exists of the accident. Not sure how any of the SpaceX cameras would have been rolling for the static fire and the close ones were probably destroyed,Wireless transmission. +Except calculus,And atonal music. +How good is Vettel?,Definitely way better than you! +"What are some great songs to use for a wedding highlight video? Wedding videos are pretty popular these days so hopefully this post will help various people. I'm looking for a happy song that will compliment the tender moments of the ceremony as well as the the upbeat moments of the reception (lots of cultural dancing, lifting people in the air, etc). Amy suggestions? I would appreciate it so much!! I'm really stuck on what song to use. Thanks!",My Neck My Back +But it's a basketball player on a football uniform,It's the GOAT player though +"So... you don't agree to live with the results? What's your alternative then, beyond continued apathy?",What's being energetic about not mattering in the slightest getting you that apathy isn't getting me? +"funny enough I just played against it online (had both thalias and daru warchief). Turns out a deck with 2-4 mana card just loses to a delver, a bolt and 3 dazes :p","And it doesn't really even auto win against the decks it's designed to beat because it also shuts off the best removal in the color (because one drop) and delver decks often run a ton of free counters, AD, discard, or multiples of them...." +Speak for yourself,I am ALL just trying to help on this blessed day :) +"Does your staff call black guests Canadians? I'm curious to know if it's a regional thing, or more widespread.","Worked as a server in Houston around 2004-2005, and we called them Canadians." +I hate how they charge for ambulatory transportation. They took our premie twins less then 100 feet and of course had to do it by ambulance and we were charged near $600 its outrageous!,I'm going to start moonlighting with my minivan. +"In five full seasons, Mike Trout has never finished lower than second in MVP voting.",Nice +supfaggot.,My bad? +"If you were one of the undecided voters chosen to ask a question at the US presidential debate, what would your question have been?",What steps will your energy policy take to meet our energy needs while at the same time remaining environmentally friendly and minimizing job layoffs? +"How do you benchmark your own games? I have a 1060 6gb and I am curious about how I could find out what my avg/min fps are in some games at different settings. I know fraps has a benchmarking tool, so what I am really curious about is if geforce experience has one like it?",MSI Afterburner can benchmark your games and log them into a file. +Vancouver home sales fall by 38.8 per cent,"Huh, I wonder what caused that drop" +look at clintons brother. Ignorant liberals are too oblivious to realize they're own attacks destroy themselves. Like Hillary saying hiding tax returns is proof of wrong doing in the same sentence she admits to deleting 33k subpoenaed emails. You people don't deserve the right to vote,"Troll account, save your keystrokes and sanity for someone who deserves it." +"Church burning, people murdering, what would we do without it?",Cmon he only stabbed Euronymous 27 times in self defense +Dead Rising 4 is now available for pre-load on Xbox One,nice! +"Of course Clark believes in Santa; he lives in the Arctic, wears a red suit, can navigate the earth in a single night, and encourages good deeds among mankind.","plot twist, he is santa" +"Yup. In VR, too.",yet another reason to get VR +"My bet is on Athletico -2.5, firstly they lose an eco to make it 15-13 then the round after had to be restarted, bit tense",Yeah these anti-ecos are killing me. +"Never change, Whisper.",That made me laugh more then it should that last line is the best. +"Yeah I have no idea what he's talking about. I'm running on a rig i built in 2010, only upgrade was to a 970 from 560ti and maybe some more HDD space. Not once have I had an issue with running a game unless it was a torrented game that didn't install right.","Even if what the above poster said was true, it's a fair price to pay for the magnitude of freedom a PC gives you when compared to a console." +"For the Low, Low Price of $200? What a Steal!","The seller should just clean it up, install Linux on it and donate it to charity." +Homeopathy medicines in US has to carry declaration on proof of efficacy: FTC. US market is valued at more than $3 billion.,Fuck homeopathy. +im seriously getting sick of all theae leaks in the game just make it so we all discover them on our own,Then get out of reddit? +Ringbrothers Turn a Brand-New Cadillac ATS-V Into a Gorgeous '48 Coupe,I'm not a fan of the mesh up front but I respect the quality of this build beyond words +Robert Covington stat line from ast night 19 points 3 steals 3 blocks 10 boards 4of 7 from 3 on 60% shooting while guarding Mike Conley for a large portion of the game,I was at the game last night I was so triggered cause all of these dumb fans were like he's in a slump he's not an nba player cut him so the whole game I was just saying fuck covington he's not an nba player every time he did something well so I was saying it all night hahaha +Green Day Disses Donald Trump While Performing 'American Idiot' at the 2016 MTV EMAs,Doubt Trump supporters realize this song is about them +"Don't worry - CCP is keeping a close eye on things and will adjust accordingly - you know, like the Svipul.",What did they do to the svipul? +She has the voice down. When she did the somersault in the beginning and said she's as good as ever.,"Mckinnon's more impressionistic take on Hillary hones in well on the things people loath about her-- smugness, egotism, callousness, disingenuousness, etc." +"Depending on how rare the other cider is and how it's phrased, it might be a pretty nice thing to do. I love when bartenders know I'll like something, unless they're being dicks about it.","The first time, sure" +Google home creeping me out I just got Google Home for Christmas. I think I asked Google about how long a sinus infection typically lasts and it gave me useful information followed by the statement that since my sinus infection has lasted for two weeks it is an acute sinus infection. I never mentioned how long I had symptoms but it must have picked this up from google searches? Is that how it does that?,No sinus infection here yet I asked GH the same question as yours and received the same answer. +Is every renewables post going to be inundated with fossil fuel shills from now on? Talking about the huge price of infrastructure for solar while ignoring that the average offshore oil rig costs $650 million.,Everyone who disagrees with me must be corrupt! +He is still the best card in JPN as well,Pretty sure R Oceanus is! +I never notice that someone's username is relevant or checks out until someone points it out.,username checks out +"We split the rebounds - both on the offensive and defensive ends - surprisingly (given our size advantage). I think the foul trouble killed you, along with some obvious freshman / early season bad plays. Also, should Bridges chill on the three point shooting? 1/6 in that one. Need others on the team to step up so he doesn't go KOBE! every time a game is tight.","Bridges got an earful from some of those shots, he was shooting well in the other games though" +he's sad he can't get any naked scout models,rip +I honestly can't figure out who some of these are... Can you tell me?,Reinhardt Symmetra Genji Zenyatta Zarya Tobjorn Lucio Mei But I think that The Paladin would work better for Reinhardt. +"Face of the franchise and GB is 4-6, its as simple as that. Romo fans can probably sympathize with the way Rodgers is being treated right now. I think Rodgers is doing just fine, he doesn't have family problems and Olivia Munn isnt sapping his energy to compete or whatever, the rest of his team just can't stay healthy/productive.","Except Rodgers has accomplishments, and Romo doesn't (no offense)" +It matters a lot. Old inferno was fucked because of it. And of course a casual csgo player thinks it's fun.,Find me 2 occasions of a chicken impacting a round in an important pro game.... Bet there aren't even that many. +"Older news but my ass they were taking them to DR to help them. Those kids were destined for the child trafficking trade and I wish nothing but the worst of fortunes on anybody related to that field and these 10 Americans. Imagine the pain those parents went through :( Fun fact, Laura Silsby has ended up being on the board of company that is involved with Amber Alerts here in the States. What kind of fucked up shit is that ?",So she can intervene when the Amber Alerts are theirs +I hadn't realized anyone had proved dark matter existed. I guess they still haven't.,"But she feels she did, so...." +"There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so",More please +Uh that's how jobs work,... not really +Not as if it's got a 2.3ghz processor that's 8 years old or anything,"They asked what he could do to game with it, they didn't ask what they would need to do to run Modern games on high/max." +"An actor(?) who took a percentage of a movie's rights rather than a fee, and made a lot of money.",Harrison Ford did it for Force Awakens. +"Even if I prioritize leveling my zap and arrows. They're respectively level 9 and level 8 and I'm in A8. I just need them to be effective, that's all.",And Fireball! +"to complete some quest that you got by doing PvE content, it requires you to complete something in PvP content.. that's being force into it if you want that item, this is what OP is talking about.","Gotcha, still don't think that's forced on the player, but to each his own I guess!" +DeMarco Murray did not practice Wednesday to rest his toe injury,All Murray knows how to do is drop 20 burgers in PPR. +Go eskis,I agree with this statement +sign in front of a London pub tonight..,All Brits must be accompanied by a breath mint. +"You'd have to have some pretty radical views that you were at least successfully spreading, if not taking illegal action on, before they'd even care, let alone do something about it. There are far too many people that have some views against the status quo.","I would agree with you there and no he didn't have an issue as a political dissident or anything, just a young black man that would be easy to pin." +That's not what the quote says.,"It's completely obvious that's what they meant, you're just a raging misogynist" +The end of frodo's super cool underground arg,nooo +And Grover when someone dodges.,Game Grover +u/hassan18 Perhaps 18?,"No, he was born in 1918, he is now 98 years old Jk, probably 19, as his account is one year old." +"What is your objective / style in dayz? How do you play it? Bandit vs hero Public servers vs private server Alone vs in a team Roaming vs in a base Lots of pvp vs trying to slowly build a base Everyone has its playstyle, objective, way to play. What is yours?",Public KOS Both Both Pvp **or** Private KOS/Rp Both Both Pvp/rp +Why? What's their motivation for stoning?,good question. +"Like mother who legitimately wants a Christian theocracy. No joke. She is 100% Christian Dominionist. Jobs mean nothing to her. She's a housewife by choice. Or my father who votes Trump to kick out the Mexicans and put Muslims on notice. He did it for purely hateful reasons. Also, he hates communism because the public sector doesn't work. He's retired from the military AND state corrections. He's never held a private market job in his life. I'd like to meet one of these pure-hearted Trump supporters. I love my parents but they are vindictive bigots.",I feel your pain. +"I propose that this January 5th, on National Bird Day (Yes), this subreddit switches to a Chica theme.",who +so something like a 'jungle themed map'?,Maybe in the desert like near the pyramids. +._________.,.__________. +I'm from EUW,"unlucky, get high challenger maybe, try snipe gross gore." +Aww yeah taxi. Loved danny devito in that show.,I thought Jimmy Fallon was in that? +Someone needs to take their blank slate and bludgeon them with it.,The Teal Deer approach! +feminist = nazi + what? An arbitrary constant?,Like atheist+ They are their own unique form of nazism. +Someone on my network keeps casting porn & trolling my Chromecast sessions with rickroll video Someone on my network keeps casting porn & trolling my Chromecast sessions with rickroll video I don't want Extreme anal sluts #4 to pop up on my TV while I'm trying to watch Breaking Bad with a group of friends. How do you disable this feature? It's seriously annoying.... Any help with this? :(,It's probably one of your friends. +11:30:11 AM,11:30:12 +Dead ringer Spy exist,He had a Original name tho. +This is what a baby hawk looks like,That's a pidgey +"Yeah, I'm definitely excited about how popular it has become",This way they know people like it and the risk of them cancelling it declines. +pls help me i wants grow up my abs,Did you watch the video retard? +Thought you guys might like this sculpture I saw at a local art shop.,No RGB 0/10 +That or male prostitute,Why not both? +"People won't boycott big corporations like Nesquick or Nike or Adidas for using unethical and borderline illegal strategies that abuse actual people but they are willing to boycott a brand of beer because they don't like their political view. Fucking idiots, lmfao.",I'm pretty sure a lot of people do. +All my nudes in an album for you guys to see :) what do you think?22yo,"In response to the album's name, with vigor and enthusiasm, all night." +"Question for those that have been able to play, Did you preorder digital or physical disc? Just want to know if i am able to play multiplayer without having the actual disc inserted into my ps4 like they said will be required, as i might not be able to get the disc till monday and missing the whole opening weekend will suck :(","digital and I can play, disk cant" +What is one thing you won't try no matter how great people on Reddit say it is?,Butt stuff. +Sister Mary Kenneth Keller the first American woman to earn a PhD in Computer Science. 1960's.,colorizebot +"The Iron Banner Rift drinking game! Iron banner is a fun time for everyone but rift seems to be the least favourite so here's my solution. Take a shot if - The enemy dunks the spark Your teammate dies while running with the spark You die while running with the spark If you loose you must down a pint of [insert favourite alcohol beverage here] shots make everything better, even Iron Banner Rift. [MISC]",~~i'd be drunk af if i was old enough~~ +LOL so our choices as Americans are a liar who should be indicted and probably jailed OR a piece of shit scum who sexually assaulted women and possible pedophile ... who should also probably be in jail. welcome to America!,"Yeah, because being careless with emails and sexual assault/potential rape are equally bad." +Pennsylvania is spending millions to give Hillary a proper welcome when she visits.,Needs more tanks! +"Russia, need to understand how they got into the mindset of being so toxic on csgo",And how they're rigging our election! +"Why was his window open? Really? That is the hard hitting question on the families mind? People drive with their windows open. There, solved that mystery.",Well maybe if it was closed people wouldn't jump into it and attack you +People keep posting this like it's going to change anything about how this weekend is going for Trump.,"aka, YAWN." +Methinks the thumbnail is not of Rabbi Dr. Ari Berman...,Mesa was confused as well. +"Wow, that hurts my feelings.",me too thanks +Why do people seriously tweet this guy when he only does 'piss take' photo shops?,Because it's not real. +What reaction did you get?,Downvotes. +3440x1440 I stretch my xbox from time to time to play halo. It really doesnt affect anything. I play just as well and its barely noticeable.,Nice so you don't think the stretch is unbearable? +"GMod and Tabletop Sim are both toolkits for creating games rather than games themselves, GTA5 and The Witcher both feature minigames that have become massively popular, and The Stanley Parable is a game about games. I'd say all those are valid interpretations of the title.",Good synopsis. +"ITT: Most commonly heard things in Siege HOW THE FUCK DID THAT KILL M- oooohhh... fuck WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS DRONE Wait, did no one seriously pick Thermite? STOP FUCKING TAGGING THEM Rook mine",EZ +HMF while I prep for Hurricane Matthew,Hold my banana +"Somehow, I feel a if I shouldn't google it. So can someone tell me exactly what the hell Pedobear is?",a dank meme +no! lens flair is caused from shooting into the sun,The Pixel has legitimate lens flare issues. +"Best 30 goals of September, from all over the world.",oh it's in the back of the net Much energy so excitement +"Nate Mitchell: FYI for Oculus devs - this week's Rift Sept update (1.8) includes Guardian, our boundary system for Touch. More details to share at OC3!","Will there be an extension cord for the rift you think, so it's easier for us to walk around?" +I'm sure it's just a coincidence that fiat currency is named after a car manufacturer.,Reasons why Yugoslavia Wars happen was because they were still using a Yugo Currency even when they were outdated and slow. +"This this this! I'm a female and my last boy pulled this on me, he ended up cheating (didn't wear a condom with her-surprise!) gave me an STD and i tested positive to 2 at home pregnancy tests (which was odd because I am on bc) A few hours ago I just got results from a blood test that I'm not pregnant! *phew* Dodged a huge bullet. Will never let someone convince me to let them stick it in without a condom again","But baby, I just wanna be as close to you as I possibly can... because I love you so much!" +"Yes, I added more to my comment when I realised about that.",He did. +Did the wheeliegat come with a free trial membership to pink pistols?,"Pink Pistols has no membership fees at this time and membership is self-declared, so no." +I'm greaterer.,I'm the greatest. +All of my negitive opinions about Trump are entierly based on the things he has said and done.,Well there's the problem: you think Trump is telling the truth -- ever. +No animated film is that good. They're all for children for fuck's sakes. You're not seeing Wild Strawberries or Rashomon.,Did you have short-term memory loss and forget that Zootopia happened this year? +I think we're going to have crazy news on Dec. 31st at 11:59,*11:59:60. +"A large portion of my family is convinced that Trump will win by a landslide. Their explanation? People are outwardly supporting Hillary but will vote for Trump behind closed doors because they don't want a woman in charge. So women in my family are betting on people voting against her because she's a woman, and complain that she will only win because she is a woman.",Why would people lie to an anonymous poll? +He got to where he was by being 7 fucking feet tall and an athletic freak. That's a hypothetical Dwight.,He's closer to 6'9 than he is to 7'0 I am pretty sure his listed height is 6'11 but I've heard he is really 6'9 - 6'10. +Trump Child-Rape Accuser to Speak Today,How could she accuse of child rape so close to the election? +a e s t h e t i c,how? +"'i am not afraid of you, even though you look scary at the moment.'",Is this Grimdorks? +Post it to meirl. They'll upvote anything,You could even post a screenshot of this and it'll get to the front page. +1/4th of the priest ones straight up don't work at all. it's a fair tradeoff being an unstoppable killing machine one day because the next you might get the item that's supposed to prevent one death but actually doesn't do anything.,Or you get an absolute monster of a tank. +Crazy guy goes kite-surfing ahead of Hurricane Matthew and catches massive air,"And that couple is like: oh, there he goes" +Because you got made fun of?,Because you're taking my fucking stabs like they were nothing! +Is the flash good? Maybe I should just skip over to that.,Nah Daredevil mate. +"We don't know if they were from another 'dimension' (dimension isn't even the right word for it), or just from a different place/time in ours. It's probable their existence is circular: They were born at some point, but have jumped around so much temporally they have existed for 'longer' than even the length of our universe.",Forgive me if Im wrong but aren't all throne worlds in separate dimensions? +"Okay... I cast Zone of Tr... **CROWD REACTS** No, do it! Do that shit! ...I cast Zone of Truth! **CROWD LOSES THEIR COLLECTIVE TITS**",I love these boys. +"Not even sworn-in yet, but he still calls to offer support to my earthquake affected country.",Hopefully the Clinton Foundation doesn't come in and gobble up all of the donations. +you want the Falcons against your defense?,Yeah I'd much rather play Seattle. +MORE (((COINCIDENCE))): The GOP's Jewish Donors Are Abandoning Trump,"Yeah this means he's going to lose, because (((they))) have decided how it's going to play out." +I'm not fussed to be fair but if Arlene doesn't like him I think he's fucking great. J Corb 4 life <3,"Yeah I was on the fence about him before this, now I'm a Corbyn supporter surely :)" +"If girls crave sex just as much as guys, how come there aren't an equal amount of male prostitutes and an equal-size market for male prostitution? Surely there would be if it were really true that girls want it just as much?","Because women tend to ONLY want sex in a relationship, and all their desire is concentrated in that one arrangement" +17 things Trump has said about women,18 Real Things Donald Trump Has Said About Women Correct title +You can now see through the horizontal window on clubhouse garage.,Really? +"I fucking hate Social Club. It's literally the worst. Uplay and Origin actually got a bit better. As a GTA Online casual player, like every two days I have to change my Social Club password due to Server problems and can't identify my account and get locked out. I'm in the point that the passwords are cockstarsucks, cockstarsuckmine and etc etc.",Sounds like you have a shit connection. +But there are still so many poor people in Haiti to steal from!,And we all thought the Nigerian Princes was bad.. +"I just think the reason for all the bitching is because the good players are using the snipers right now and when the bad ones or average ones get killed by one the immediately freak out. Currently snipers are fine, people just need to get better at the game and quit the bitching because it's ruining this sub already. If you are getting killed constantly by a sniper you either suck or they are just good, either way it's on the people getting killed",Then I guess people like the pros are just lying or something then? +Evie vs Kellyanne - Last Woman Standing Hype Reel,DUH BUG DAWG EVIE +Matchmaking in Underground is almost impossible so I have to do it solo :(,"I stopped using it, it would look and look but no match found." +"Five bucks says Trump's going to double down on Christmas. He's going to have a solid gold Christmas tree right on the WH lawn. Trump's going to end the so-called War on Christmas, definitely.","It's going to be huge, with lots of gold, you know, classy." +"TIL that James Franco launched a college course entitled Master Class: Editing James Franco...with James Franco, in which student editors are to compile a 30 minute documentary on Franco, using behind the scenes footage of Franco supplied by Franco, to create a cinematic image of James Franco.",How Shia LaBeouf. +Do you not understand that death threats are not covered by the first amendment.,There threat had an 'if'. +"This isn't politics it's a joke! At this point all you CTR dumbasses are just sitting around circle jerking each other! Fuck your crooked wretched lying EVIL haggard old bitch, and FUCK YOU for selling out your country, it's citizens, your family, and your future. You're all sick. Pathetic.","That's actually the title of the article guys, not OPs fault" +The ergonomics are also complete shit. Finger grooves are so '90s. When do you think the Gen 3 glock was released? (Hint it's 1998),It's like he bought a Ford Escort and complained it didn't have a navigation system and MP3 player. +Lies! I'm pretty sure they are living at the edge of the world or maybe under a dome.,Fair enough! +*whoosh*,Meta +Could also be discounting the game because of the recent update that opened up all zones and dungeons in the game to all character levels. Was a fairly major game mechanic shift. Trying to get new players in to see what all the fuss is about.,That's a fairly drastic change for a game that is running just fine. +Quite simply outplayed,I've had that happen to me so many times... Is this server side or does it have something to do with your PC's processing power? +"Super Athletic but limited BBIQ IMO. Likes to drive to the basket even when its packed, doesnt make the easy pass and wants to put up points by himself more than as a team. He will have 1 or 3 highlights per game, but 4-6 plays where you just are left asking why, Jonathon, WHY? He eats up the clock bouncing the ball then will drive 1v1 and try to dunk on the other team. He's fun to watch in the open court or in fast breaks, is always going for the alley oop and loves a good highlight. People say he can be like Manu, but he's like Manu's evil twin. Bizaro-Manu. Pop seems to like him, and he gets solid minutes, and doesnt get yanked out of a game like Parker or Green used to when he fucks up so maybe Pop is trying to develop him for later down the season.",Pop getting soft +And our only way of getting to the international space station at the moment.,That particular wrinkle in our current space program has always bothered me. +Burn these criminals to the ground!,and salt the earth so they may never grow again. +26th result when you google obama's legacy boost it,"#IF YOU LIKE YOUR LEGACY, YOU CAN KEEP YOUR LEGACY" +"It seems attacks can get smaller but the political effects can get bigger. Did 9/11 cause America's most extreme war-on-terror policies, or was it the relatively forgotten anthrax mail attacks, because they occurred soon after 9/11, that really pushed things through and eroded restraint that had survived 9/11?",The anthrax mail thing has only been linked to domestic origins- which makes it even stranger. +"Can i ask where you read that, because i found only 1 official mention of L.OS (apart from the gh) and it was the blog post, simply announcing it. No word about anything else Lineage.","On mobile so I can't link, but they have a GitHub page already where they're already putting up a bunch of forked/rebrabded code for the project." +"Mo was at the game, so obviously the Giants were going to close it out with a lead in the final frame!",Did you catch the wisecrack about how Mo was ringing the Opening Bell but should be ringing the CLOSING bell? +"What is this referring to, a federal tax? Is there a state tax? [Edit] Are you even talking about the US?",US federal taxes +"If they didn't patch in new problems the DLC can cure, I'd agree with you. But they do that, so their DLC policy is pretty easily labeled as scumbag tactics.",Everything is easily labeled as scumbag tactics. +"Bliizard, please don't encourage players to play Bastion more by giving out a new skin for him in the Blizzcon Virtual Ticket loot. I propose... maybe a Lucio skin?",Zylbrad once told me composition doesn't matter +They were little trailers about each SOE character,Would also like a link. +They're not sending their best....,This made me imagine a terrorist ASVAB test where the lowest scores get you a ticket straight to suicide bomber school. +"He's done with =3. Now other hosts take over. Thing is, he was the spirit of the show and when he left, the channel sorta died. It's starting to rebound, but only because new people are joining that don't understand the fuss given a few years back.","I kinda enjoyed it with Robby Motz, but afterwards it dropped off and I unsubbed" +"You didn't bring it up, but sex and weed is even better.",You didn't bring it up but food weed and sex is the best +"Oh yes it does, because it puts Renzi's cred on the line. And Renzi is the only tight thread that keeps Italy connected to the EU. A loss for Renzi, is a win for M5S. And they are certainly not EU friendly, as far as I understand.","At most they want to get out of the Euro, but it's a fringe movement within M5S." +You're assuming said state forces holiday pay sir. Triggered,Which states don't have holiday pay? +Eww wtf,I second that. +so is raising children.,This guy gets it. +I think collecting is different than hoarding. I throw away plenty of crap. But I have a nice collection of NES and SNES games and I collect books as well. It REALLY feels a shame to throw a book away. Thats something I have a hard time doing. The book had to be a shitty read for me to throw it away.,Donate to your library +Random ass faggot.,faggot-ass random +Bruises,"You EX-man now, I hope....." +Actually he said as much when he won. When he accepted the award he lectured the committee and gave away the prize money.,"8 years ago, but this article is talking about a comedy skit" +"Now the question is, did we not like the Catholics because a lot of them were Irish? Or did we not like the Irish because they were Catholic?",We didn't like catholics from Southern Europe either. +They don't want to hear the truth,Safe zone needed. +"That's cool, I wonder if I can talk them into that.",They're never going to hook up an amplifier to deal with your neighbors stealing cable. +Deciding on if I want to work 4 doubles and have 3 days off. I'd get guaranteed overtime so that's a plus.,Or quit. +Bruce got his head shaved on stage. It was hilarious.,"I knew it, I looked at the picture and thought damn that bald guy looks just like Bruce" +I don't see how discussing an article's title is not fair game. Sick of mods deleting huge comment trees with no explanation or record.,At least they don't edit the comments +Having an airplane propeller pierce your heart would suck.,Crikey! +Dude what? K2 was just blunt and kind of a dick in a funny way. HK was a full on bloodthirsty psycho played for laughs.,"He certainly had that characterization, the psycho one, but there was also the blunt dickhead refusing orders/ telling you odds of survival when u ask not to." +That 970 isn't gonna last long to be honest. It can't even push 100 fps at 1080p in new games.,Oh god the horror +Arc-V sketches! (Mostly Bracelet Girls),"My favorite has got to be the Ruri because that look on her face just says I did not think anyone could do something that stupid, but you just did..." +This is already on the front page...,You're already on the front page +"I keep having the feeling that *Nintendo is pushing the reveal date* by that I mean it's not even fixed yet...they must have some assets, trailers and videos ready for the reveal N-direct however, but something is missing...maybe third parties need more time ? Maybe there's a manufacturing problem ? Or maybe they just want to make me sad (most viable)",Ive got a feeling Breath of the Wild is having some type of troubles. +"If the internet is a web, then wouldn't search engines like google be considered spiders?",Anyone remember WebCrawler? +TIL being american is a mental illness.,TIL = Tuesday I Learned ? +I know a firearms instructor who teaches all over Southern California. He often has 10-20 firearms on him in transit. They're used for his classes. It took him 5 attempts to get a CCW from San Diego.,Sweet... that's awful for me. +Can Harden actually lead the league in assists this year? He is so far but there's still the whole season left.,If he does and you have him in fantasy you should just win the league by default. +Slain: Back From Hell Launch Trailer,I'm surprised something this gory is T. +"Romani population size in different European countries . The European Romani population, around 8 million, is equivalent to that of an average European country",Terrible color scheme. +Upgrade Respect My old 32GB microsd card finally crapped out so I picked up a class 10 128GB microSD card for my L830 for only $35! Instant upgrade! My buddy is pissed. He's an iPhone guy. WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER,Congratulations? +Blindfolded free throw only gets a jersey? Thats a rip off.,He also got the job as Howard's personal free throw coach. +New Winter Ride Cares Not About Rain,What bar tape is that? +could i use this gameplay in a video?,"Sure, but the more I try to do anything with it, the more I think it's just a weird grenade shrapnel effect mixed with the purple/pink light." +Chauncey Billups on CP3: He's a small Kevin Garnett without all the cuss words,I don't remember KG flopping like a fish. +"When people say that, they're talking about the *western* world. Europe and North America, not Asia or Africa. If you were living in China, the everyman/-woman would be Chinese. In Kenya, they would be Kenyan. In the Middle East, they would be Middle-Eastern. Etc.",Kenyeah! +"In, around, over. Xe will come anywhere Xey want to",I'll give it to you any way you like it xrrrlllllll! +HALLOWEEN PSA TIME: How not to whitewash the undead,That is the worst pepe I have ever seen. +I mean if you're Jewish you're looking at the gap between Hanukkah and New Years,If you're Jewish and you know it and you really want to show it +A total madman.,r/madlads +Its real.and it was r/conspiracy that found it.,"Oh I'm sure it is, Congress just needs to get the information and do something constructive with it..." +Did Russian hackers help Donald Trump win the US election?,What difference at this point does it make? +"Kim Dot Com just tweeted that the FBI now has Hillary Clinton's e-mails, and have informed Obama.",He is a troll and he knows that he gets a rise out of folks. +"Cake flairs are given when it's your account's birthday, not your actual birthday","Ah makes sense, I feel dumb now lol :P thanks" +"It's vr, just give guns to everyone!",Ok aye thatd be a bit of a solution. +"Oh really? So the emails and what is written in them don't exist? I want to make sure you're saying that, before I go ahead and prove you wrong.","It was all fabricated by those darn Russians and that slick Putin, I tell ya." +Look at all that (Fisker) Karma!,That's a lot if bankruptcy in one parking lot +Where's Steven?,He's the one taking the picture +"Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark.",*downs entire glass of eggnog in one gulp* +Rex Ryan Fired,MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! +If we were having an alarmist title competition.. WORLDWIDE SATANIC PEDOPHILE NETWORK ..would have to rate right up there on the podium somewhere.,it's artful! +"Every time they text me, I block the number, and then they come back with a new one.",Because you texted back you confirmed the number is active which leads to more attempts +"The crowning of Miss American Vampire, 1970.",Still a better coronation than Twilight. +"Cloud rendering. Nvidia and autodesk are leading in this field, and both envolved with the Switch",I hope it isn't too intensive Or else we'd get paid online +Do any of Bernie's supporters still have respect for him at this point?,If they don't they were never really supporters to begin with. +"Yeah but how can i join them, cant see the username of the owners.",good point +Couldn't find a desk I liked so I decided to build my own! Whatcha guys think?,is that a orange spooky glow jar +Maybe he will be our next Press Secretary!,Maybe he can ask himself why his blue checkmark was taken away. +The Coog That Ate The Cardinal,To be fair who doesnt want a whataburger coupon +Imagine if they did this with the Summoning Key,Instant buy +Anybody here ever have **flavored soju**? That shit will Fuck. You. Up.,Haha why are they serving this weak ass fruity girl drink in little shot glasses? +"I wish I actually had some. :( Haha, I actually thought about running to the store at 1 in the morning and leaving a box on her doorstep",*her* +I hate it when I invent something and it's already there. :/,I feel the same way about my step kids. +I can but my imagination like everybodies is limited. Figure if everybody in this thread thought of the dumbest thing we could we'd find the best dumb thing. Sadly I don't know what bar that horse goes too.,We could get the smartest minds in the world to make the dumbest AI possible. +I didnt see a facemask there at all.,Are you serious Clark? +Lol no you don't know anything about dnm bars,Nope. +"I'm sure it's coming but every other year it has been, this is the worst reffing the league has ever seen.","That's because most people think that the action the refs see live is of the same clarity as the perfect angled, slow-motion replays we see on TV." +Get a bidet and save on TP forever.,And cleaner bum! +BOO. NOT COOL.,#DISQUALIFIED +Would you do them?,artist? +"To clarify, the 26,000 is the church reporting. 4,000 was from Census data.",Still....that's pitiful. +New Disney/Pixar Short Piper,CLAM LIVES MATTER THIS IS PRO MEAT EATING PROPAGANDA +Get Stayfree Maxipads on the damned phone stat!,"Nah, more like Jenny Craig." +Kakashi's Kamui,Range... +What do they call medicine that works?,Schedule 1 drugs? +"Reddit, What is your dream vehicle?",Range Rover or Lamborghini or AM DB9 +Do it tonight. More money you can leave your relatives.,Don't have a lot to begin with; I'm a worthless college grad. +"About activating an iPhone 4 I am about to buy an iPhone 4 that is locked to Vodafone UK. I am in Hungary, and can in no way obtain a Vodafone UK SIM card. Is it possible to activate it using a Vodafone HU SIM card, or does some kind of Hacktivation method exist these days ? (Side note: I am not intending to use it as a phone. I don't want the GSM features.)",nope and nope +"Sweden, we get it. your cucked beyond recognition of normal human male. Have fun with those rapeuguees.",Now try to say it without tears running down your face. +"Hey, hey! Now this is really something! Thanks a million, kid.",**+1 heart** +"No, since there are healers that will aid McCree anyway and only remove another great utility's value from soldier by doing so. As for the aim the soldier with good aim will most likely lose to a McCree with mediocre aim. Let say you hs 4 times with soldier, dealing 136 dmg. McCree lands 1 hs for 140 dmg. Also if we go to max range McCree's hs will deal 70 where soldiers will deal 10.",a max range headshot from McCree deals 40 damage I thought. +"The fact you even doubted the authenticity of the website means it's a scam. This site looks shady as hell so, yes, it may be a scam. Open incognito and use trivago.",What's incognito for? +Nvm this post is retarted please ignore it,Retarded +"Anybody that doesn't agree with you MUST be a troll, right? I bet your mom is a troll for asking you to take out the garbage, too.",Reply to this too +A friend's mixed race son received this letter from Hillary. This is why we must win.,Obviously pandering to young voters +Escalate things. Put a second one.,you go deeper not wider or you prolapse +"They are made fresh to order (usually about 4 days old when they arrive for me) so they're not amazing when they arrive, but they're very genuine flavors. For example, Dragons Tongue tastes exactly like green apple and coconut after a couple weeks. StrawNana Yogurt takes exactly like strawberry and bananas, with a tiny hint of cream (could do with more cream, IMO). Convicted Melons tastes exactly like honeydew when you get it, but turns into a more general melon flavor after a while. I won't say they're the most amazing juices in the world, but they're the best I've ever had for accurate flavors. If you like the weird amalgamations of random flavors to make something new and unique, you're gonna need to look somewhere else, but if you want some standard strawberry banana, BDV is the best and cheapest you'll find. Use code return15 for 15% off, if you decide to order :)","If I'm gonna have to steep things, I'd rather just make it myself for much cheaper." +What is the funniest piece of lore in Warhammer 40k?,Daemonculaba +Its ears are bigger than its head :D,All that wind resistance is probably why no va. +"It's still 3 here, no drink yet... :(",It's five o clock somewhere +Loved him since we picked him up.,"I like him too, but wasn't he facing the backup RT?" +Ugly people still find love!! How else do ugly people keep being born??,Well I can't speak for anyone else but I'm pretty sure my parents found me under a mushroom somewhere. +Monte repeatedly said Danielle is a racist and says she gets to play both sides because she's half white and half black. Those were his exact words,Danielle *is* a racist though. +"As a St. Louis Blues fan, this gives me hope.",Nah it's gonna be the leafs that break their drought. +"UK government must consult Parliament before triggering Article 50 to leave EU, High Court rules",Democracy subverted once again! +South Korea took the raw materials they have to make nukes and put them in Doo Ho Choi's fists.,Probably found the birthplace of conor's left hand and put it in choi's roght. +"So was McCain. And no, being born on a base doesn't make you a citizen",(it does) +"It's fucking hilarious when I tell these war hawks I'm a vet and I served my country. It's inevitable that when what branch they were in, they never served a day. More and more I think mandatory service, with no wavers, is a great idea.",Starship Troopers much? +"Gonna laugh when it's Bama, Clemson, Washington, West Virginia.",I like this guy +Friday Night Football Thread brought to you by Pac-12 Officiating: It's So Bad,Holy shit Chryst just hardcounted his own center +I'm a day one player and my highest character is 85 :0,I've started deleting my engrams instead of going to the tower.. +Nicole Aniston,I fucking love how fit she's getting recently. +Bat-shit insane speeds ... Lol.,Yep +"I used to think all this pizza stuff was bullshit, but right now I'm beginning to suspect that you guys might have fucked up an undercover sting operation.",Because a peon attorney at DOJ liked a pizza places pic on Instagram? +So they *do* masturbate to anime.,Anime was a mistake +X is easy Y is hard [](#face-dwi),i can respect that +I'm a gold player on EUW and haven't lost to his Vayne or his Annie. Haven't been able to win any game where he is on my team either. Same applies to Faker.,If you were a gold player on KR server you could 1v1 Faker easily +Anubis is the first god in Smite to have a skin from every tier. Conglaturations goobis! Every tier skin!,"idk why we arent considering Thor's Barbarian skin as an discounted T4 skin, it has all the qualifications of a T4 except the price" +"There was a time where Enhancement shamans not only brought group/raid utility, but they could effectively use 2-handed axes, AND Windfury was the ultimate passive.","Only raided in WotLK , but yeah windfury so good... Not having a haste buff on my Rogue (mutilate) meant a really huge dps loss, i think it went in the area of 1-1.5k dps not quite sure tbh." +"Gusto ko tatlong klase ng atchara: papaya, labanos at ampalaya. It would be a good counter to the greasiness.","I like kangkong and papaya, not too sour and not too sweet." +Giving all my strength to Morgan and lights off to my flair.,I promised myself I wouldn't cry :'( +Won't the metal shavings cause a problem though?,Nah just glue a magnet in there somewhere +omg I didn't realize it was a truck. thank you so much.,Anytime bud. +the antiquated reddit syntactic reversal,The ol' Reddit sanfuaroo. +Your disappointed sixteen-year-old self appears and demands to know why your life turned out like this. What do you tell them?,The fuck you have to be disappointed about you little bitch? +"How to hate/forget DOTA 2? OMFG This game is a like a fucking Meth or some shit Addictive like nothing I try to not play. See trees, remember treant, timber See boots ,remember boots See fast vehicle, I haste See meat, I pudge Sit down, I have nyx aghs I study, idk why but I Remember how annoying Mana leak is. Write exam, I keep thinking next game gonna be like pit Lord carry and shit I really can't focus, If any1 know a way out of this God damn this game",get another hobby +Jesus if I'm baked as shit I'm sure as hell not covering it up with shades in class,"If you're baked as shit, you might think it's a good idea though." +Arm on floor. Blood Everywhere. No rings visible. What do.,Stick you dick in it. +Hoe koud wordt het morgen?,Zonder Bizon +To this specific instance or to the Civ Battle Royale itself?,The specific scenario or something to quide in the right direction if one cant find it. +Costco sells really cheap pumpkin pie,Their pizza is good but super greasy +Maybe you can slide the Google logo to the right to do something?,"Nah, Apple has that patented." +Or on the bus,Men gotta spread +Massa - Singapore 2016,Dem glowing brakes +Maybe worst HOF QB lock of all time.,Salty fan spotted. +The truth behind the new Trailer,I miss Garry Shandler (spelling?) +Just got this in a card pack. 14d 13h total Time played.,"13 days+ on my main account alone, still don't have one." +Well fuck you too,People on the rainbow six siege sub reddit with feel the same +Just on various Army shit. I've never loosened a heat lamp to expose gas with mine,Technically heat lamps shouldn't even need anything to turn the gas on +"If I'm shipping six or more cans/bottles, I'll get a 5-gallon bucket and a heavy-duty small packing box from Home Depot, individually bubble wrap each bottle, seal the lid on the bucket, and toss it in that box. Fedex has tried treated some of my packages like they insulted their mothers, but that particular technique has never failed me.",That sounds like very expensive shipping. +When you DIE to save the Team!!,*When you kill yourself for absolutely no reason +"Today I finished the game ! So yeah, I basically ranked up to GE today. It took me 1560h on cs go before getting to this rank and 470 wins ! How much hours / wins did it take you, or, if you're not GE, how many hours/win do you have ?","I got global when I started learning from the master, WarOwl" +"They make no profit, they invest nearly 100% of their revenue into infrastructure, which allows them to have a 0 balance sheet. No profit, no taxes. Makes sense, they aren't even taking advantage of current laws, their business plan forces them to invest most in infrastructure, a side benefit is no taxes. You can't tax infrastructure.",Amazon doesn't have infrastructure in Austria. +New Heirloom spear is also invisible when sheated. Saves a grind.,"That's good to know, thanks." +Its been a good while so I could be wrong but you come across the Leah/Cain cinematics as you progress through Acts in the game,"But that doesn't make sense, the cinematic shows a meteor crashing into the cathedral, which would make it happen before act 1." +What does Soros pay in? Tendies?,Nazi gold +No way Walmart will believe me. Bioshock collection didn't have a disk. Just 2 boost mobile pamphlets.,I remember when black ops 2 came out this happened to my friend they where really understanding and have him a new game +The packaging on my guitar strings makes it look like they're gonna improve my sex life.,"Coated, for her pleasure..." +All their organic food contains carbon.,The definition of organic includes carbon. +The light will guide you.,epic DK sarcasm. +So... rule 5?,Bordergore +Players mentioned are Josh Brillante Michael Zullo Mitch Nichols Neil Kilkenny Bruce Kamau Alex Wilkinson James Troisi Luke DeVere Steven Ugarkovic Rhys Williams,No Rhyan Grant? +all the more reason for all defenders having ACOG as an option for their weapons.,It won't happen for balance and game design reasons. +How's the combat for witcher?,Combat is the weakest part of the Witcher tbh. +Did you know Weapon Stations have some of the most powerful weapons on the battlefield?,I must have missed that info. +"Because they're finding out their platform is garbage, and not even all minorities care about their class and race warfare strategy?",Because *policy* is what has been the focus of discussion this election... +I think my PRNDL is broken... It reads 1 3 5 2 4 R,Does it go up and down and sideways? +"With Scrotox, men give wrinkly scrotums the sack","Sweet Jesus, that's nuts." +"If you have federal loans you are not forced to pay them back, meaning they dont garnish your wages or the IRS doesn't raid your house. If you don't pay them back of course you will still be in debt but besides the annoying pay you loans you bum letter in the mail, it wouldnt affect your life much. Whatever federal loans you have are wiped out when you die.",Riiigghhttty +How populated is the MP?,Very active. +"Yes, I see you've been there as well. Sain is world famous for its membrane.",Membain. +That doesn't sound so bad. Any downside on that kind of government?,Your moral value +"Wow dude, great observation. I bet you actually listen to music the right way, unlike those other mindless sheep",I'm the only person on the planet with good tastes in music. +As long as you pay the licence fee most of the UK would be quite happy.,"Well, in Italy we pay the fee for our public network regardless of owning any televisions, so we're used to it..." +"And that's exactly what I like about KF1, you can't just use bullshit sprint and run away from danger, that feels so cheap. You always have to have good awareness and getting surrounded in KF1 can always be a death sentence. You always have to make the best decisions in positioning, like whether you can hold your ground or run away and risk running into other zeds. Or whether or not you can squeeze through a path by shooting your way out, if you miss your shots you're dead, it's very intense and strategic. Also in KF2 if you wanna play HoE solo you better take a class that has movement speed, you're gimping yourself so hard and it's abysmal trying to outrun zeds without passive movement speed. Sprinting zeds is what broke the game balance wise, and is a reason it won't ever be as strategic as KF1. You already addressed this later in your comment and I agree how in KF2 it's incredibly stupid how when you get surrounded and you think you're dead, but the ai decides to ignore you and go for your teammates instead, so you can walk a mob of zeds right by and live when you shouldn't have. It feels cheap when it happens to you and rewards bad players. As for berserker I actually like him more in KF1, not because he's OP, but because you're not forced to move in a direction you don't want just to get the right swing. WASD controlling swing directions in KF2 is really lame and I hate it. As for the atmosphere KF1 definitely takes the cake, gritty and dark maps really make you immersed in the worlds. Unlike KF2 which has generic futuristic boring theme to it that I don't really like. Also I'm a bit confused how you don't think the zeds are better in KF1, sure the graphics aren't the best but they all talked and had character to them, they were legit creepy when they sneak up on you and whisper in your ear. In KF2 the zeds are just unscary, boring meat puppets imo. Also you could have a lot of fun using chat commands conversing with teammates, none of that in KF2. As for depth just the classes itself have way more depth in KF1. There's combos each class can do to deal with big zeds and it can take a while to master them and feels really rewarding when you pull them off in the heat of the battle. In KF2 there's really no depth to the classes, it's pretty much all the same whether you're lvl1 or 25 and there's nothing to master in them. It's like you can unlock X perk and you can now spam the head and kill the big zed just from sheer damage. Much skill. In KF1 the classes actually felt unique and each had a specific role in the team. In KF2 everyone's pretty much a better or worse trash clearer, and you can be 2x better than your teammate but no way to show it, because you're just another trash clearer same as everyone else. HoE gameplay is boring as well, brainless trash clearing until the beg zeds spawn and then for a moment everyone holds MB1 and spams the bullet sponges, and then goes back to trash clearing. With the addition of sharpshooter it got a bit better, but it's largely still the same and incredibly boring for many classes up until when big zeds spawn. I think I've rambled enough lol. I'll probably get downvoted as always, because everyone who feels the same as me have long left the sub and it's mostly newcomers or other who are hardcore fanboys of KF2 have stayed. None of my KF1 veteran friends like KF2. Tripwire dig themselves a grave because they catered to mainstream casual gamers.","Thanks for the long and detailed response, but I should have mentioned that I loved the way the Zeds talk and had character in KF1 and wish they would add that in KF2 (which is seems like they are starting to do) but I'm confused about one of your points, you talked about how that in KF1 that you have combos to kill the big Zeds quickly, you also have that in KF2, so it doesn't really make that much sense, But thanks again for the detailed response." +Black rights activist Viola Desmond to be 1st Canadian woman on $10 bill - Politics,"People are so dumb, do they not realize that the QUEEN OF CANADA is on every coin and bill, are people that forgetful?" +"I gotta tell ya, this is pretty terrific.",teach me how to shitpost good pocky-chan~ +/b/'s academic discussion on zoology semantics,It's simple geometry for fuck's sake +I'm not trolling: is Bannon a racist? Or is he just very tolerant of racists around him?,"He's bragged about giving a platform to these racists, so I would describe him as racist." +Women going bra-less is something I could definitely get behind.,Even women with saggy/unattractive breasts? +"Live large, die large. Leave behind a huge coffin.","You know you're jacked when you're gonna need powerlifters as pall bearers, brother." +"But how is AAI before AA?, I mean, Edgeworth didn't change until JFA.",AAI-4 is [AAI-4 Minor] (#s a flashback case.) +"Yea I've been careful and have tried to be very aware. It's been a week now and my body has grown more tolerant, the effects have weakened and it should keep getting better with time",I also used speed but after a panic attack caused by mdma I can't take it anymore. +Five Thirty Eight has been increasing their chances Trump will win quite a bit the last week but their prediction still leans pretty far left. Up to 32% now from 12% just over a week ago. He also has a post saying many voters have not changed their mind all year. What a hypocrite lol.,Many voters = imaginary friend +Boxtruck gets jammed under the 11foot8 bridge,11-foot-8 how I've missed thee! +"Aw shit, this one needs to learn to read I thought it said it just started.",And at least on PC its still double EXP +The GOTY Awards were rigged!,This video is insane and a testament to how toxic the gaming community is. +Depends whether you are a woman,"Im a dude, but one of those skinny ass dudes haha." +You can't rely on forcing a turnover,"And you can't rely on an anemic offense to produce a different result on a 4th consecutive, nearly identical play." +I found that really funny. Can't be cunty to outsiders but regulars....,"Well i guess it's because we expect the regulars to have basic knowledge of the sport, including who the champions are" +Bob Jenkins,Bob was also a great as well as Paul Page. +The Homosexual (1950)'s health film teaches young men about the dangers of homosexuality. ...a disease as dangerous as smallpox,"Well, all men are potential rapists, right?" +Skyrim is developing multiplayer,Let me know when it develops! +So you're saying getting OBJ and Crowell is better? Or the other way around? Who wins this?,I think OBJ & Crowell are the better pair IMO. +Why is every server basically empty? Didn't reset happen yesterday?,most of the servers didnt wiped so everywhere was still crowded with geareds +What video game do you always come back to?,"All the GTA games, there is so much pointless stuff to do." +"i have almost 100 of them, doesn't change the fact its ridiculous.",matter of perspective. +Agents of shield is such a shit show holy shit,You're being majorly down voted but I agree with you! +PSA without getting your CC stolen. Nice.,KEK <-- This one KEK KEK KEK KEK +TIL I know I'll get down voted but is code for I don't want to sound racist but.,is code for is code for Im a bitch +"Star Wars Tie Fighter Helmet Sells for 180,000GBP/$235,000USD at Auction",Way too high +Can confirm too. Am cop. Don't want anyone to commit crimes.,"No fines, less money" +"Lol, I meant to write arm triangle. As to cm punk only having two legs.... I think you'd be surprised.",AJ: I think *you'd* be surprised. +Trump is the establishment? That's why all the GOP establishment is/was having a freakout over him being nominated and the majority of the media is opposed to him?,"Well he's clearly in the 1%, although some might say he's technically 3%" +How to connect your keyboard to a phone or tablet - OTG Adapter,I wonder if I can stack this with a USB to PS/2 and a PS/2 to AT and plug in my Alps keeb. +You have such a beautiful heart,"God Apple is so heartless, they wouldn't replace the girls phone, but replaced the other girl who replaced the phone, a free phone." +What would happen if scientists made a vaccine for autism? Would the cure and the autism in the vaccine cancel each other out?,Rule 15 in the sidebar answers this very question. +You're welcome.,Who's on first? +"I commented this above, but 7 Days to Die is on PS4 and still an Alpha game. Not sure how they accomplished it, but maybe it's possible for Hello Games to do the same.",But the point is it doesn't really change anything... it would serve nothing beyond a moniker at this point. +Never Forget: The game that Dyrus took over,yet bjerg still carried +The current generation of PoTA movies have been fantastic. Rare for Hollywood to not fuck it up. 10/10 will watch this,"I am the only person on reddit who thinks they are meh at best, apparently." +Papercraft Master Chief cosplay I made for Halloween,How do you pee? +"Which is fine by me. If I'm not at home, I don't expect any privacy",yah its a good thing they don't know where your license plate is registered. +If by unsportsmanlike you meant genius.,that too +"Hell, Bora is the scariest utility* striker right now. Not sure what Vonchi is, but its not utility",What about Vann? +Dude! You're getting a Dell!,"Yeah, I like a Delle." +"I am not in any way offended by it. I don't own any razer products, nor do I intend to buy them. But the joke seems very childish. It's a very poor joke if you ask me. Something that a 13 year old would come up with.","Oh oh no, a low effort joke" +"You likely have a bad manager (or they have a bad manager, or both) who has done a poor job prioritizing and scheduling work.","I mean, they're allowed to because they are not the ones that have to pick up the slack" +I read this quote the other day and thought this was fitting.,I have had that quote on my Facebook page for 8 years and I never got the irony. +Anyone else think Andy's hair looked a bit like Marty's. Thought there was going to be a big reveal there.,"OK, so it wasn't just me who noticed then." +Forced Patina Kennedy Roundhouse w/Kennedy 24 - all copper,Beautiful +"NOPE! The post specifically says lie*s*, plural. That means if OP does't normally lie on the internet this is the only lie OP has told, the post is actually untrue.",I too am part of the ancient order or no homers. +Plz set your loot specs. Just had a guy spot heal in a CoS mythic run cause we lost our healer. He ended up getting a legendary for heal spec that he almost never plays. Set your loot specs to your main class regardless of the class your on. Dont get fucked for being a team player.,"I mean, I understand what you're saying, but I don't think getting a legendary drop counts as getting fucked." +That was the joke.,Huh. +Is rokka no yuusha enough forgotten? For me at least yes. I need more Fremy Speedraw,Fremy best girl +"flair request: a bunch of fucking pills I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers But nothing compares to these blue and red, black pills",Never expected to see a D12 reference here. +gtx 660 OC and i get 60-75 fps in towns xD game's optimization is bad but we don't hear anything from then that they want to fix it.,I guess this optimization brought the game to the steam top sellers :) +Taco night,Can I be in your family? +391 Hunter or 388 Titan seeking team for first raid ever Hi I'm looking to run the WOTM raid with either my hunter or my titan on either difficulty. I've watched a youtube guide and would like someone to make the run with. Reply or message me. Thanks. GT is sealsupper Thanks,"hey, im forming a team right now if you wanna join GT is bluesword456" +I hate stupid music in flying videos. So many times I want to watch the flying but the music makes it suck.,Can't you just mute the audio? +LGBTQIIABLT,LGBTQLOLOMFWTFBBQ +You actually want ANOTHER modern Battlefield? What the fuck can they possibly add that makes it new??,More attachments! +Don't be too hard on yourself.,Tnx :) +"Thursday Loot Thread Let us know what you got this week! Achievements, meta-achievements, mounts, pets, actual loot drops, gold thresholds, or other things that you can say, Oooh, I got this and be excited about. Post them here! Screenshots are encouraged but not necessary.","I got the legendary legs on my enhancement shaman, at least now I have some excuse to stand in bad" +"It's alright. I wasn't trying to prove you wrong or anything, just we shouldn't attribute good things to people that didn't earn them. *COUGH COUGH* NOBEL PEACE PRIZE *COUGH COUGH*",Winning the presidency isn't enough for a peace prize? +I expect most Republican congressmen to fight against paid sick leave. Most Democratic congressmen should favor it.,But they are both the same +Ah I see. Is the post supposed to vanish when you've made it?,"i don't know, i have never done it" +But they will actually have one once senior year is over.,Riggity Riggity REKT son +"As a european who knows nothing about baseball, how big or noteable is this? Can someone give me an NBA analogy?",This is like Cleveland winning the NBA finals. +Is this r/atheism?,r/trueatheism is a far better sub if you're looking for discussion instead of circle jerking and angry memes. +It is nephrotoxic. Do. Not. Do. Together. EVER,Umm...Oops. +"Zero, nada, nothing. Absolutely no prove that the Russians hacked the DNC. First show some evidence, only then you can start talking about sanctions.",The president and select members of congress saw evidence and the president imposed sanctions after notifying congress. +Didn't think about One for One. Is it good enough to get out the rest of your monsters?,"Until RATE, all your plays depend on Pine :-/ so you got to prioritize getting it out" +Team Canada World Juniors Jersey,Yes. +"more like, And that's the story of how I avoid all police officers because I shot at a cop. They don't give a shit about the details, they just know dude shot a bullet, from a gun, at a cop. Doesn't matter to them that it missed and killed another aggressor.",You clearly missed something.. +Journalists Are Enabling A Smear Campaign Against Keith Ellison,Do DNC leadership not realize they have to cut this shit out if they ever want to be back in power? +FRANSON DID SOMETHING GOOD! WE CAN STOP THE FRANSON SUCKS CIRCLEJERK NOW!,Is that the first defensive goal this year? +Clinton voters outnumber Trump voters genius,"Yeah, it probably has nothing to do with fact that a Super PAC pays people to downvote anything pro-Trump or anti-Clinton" +Happy Birthday Sam.,This is a great quote. +Dean Ambrose - I could write a book on why I don't like him Sami Zayne - I don't get his character Sasha Banks - I think this is her being a face I don't like,Zayns character is supposed to be a loveable underdog but he hasn't done much on the main roster +I just noticed that these two scenes played next to each other. Do you think Bruce spoke with his dad?,Can someone explain me the They were Hunters line? +Remember when sounds cards were a thing,Pepperidge Farm remembers +TL;DR remember when I reacted with feigned outrage in order to support my political movement without being overt?,Oh... I like that one better +"PBE Preview: Bewitching Tristana, Bewitching Morgana, Lil' Devil Teemo",Well it looks like I'm back to maining Morgana. +I thought we were talking about Japanese not English. Are you ok? Do you know where you are? need some milk?,Oh I'm sorry I forgot the part where you translated the moon runes into moon runes. +If your state had an official 'State Smell' what would it consist of?,Florida: a mixture of methhead sweat and tourist's dollars. +A ban on weekly rewards from the arcade sounds like the perfect fix for this.,Yep.. and a faster 75% XP reduction on top. +"Believe it or not, this is one of the least dangerous spiders we have in Australia",That flair lol. +If I knew I wouldn't have made this post. There's gotta be an easier way to figure out the other angles other than just knowing the unit circle...,There... isn't. +"Honestly I feel this is only an issue in 6s which are too chaotic anyway in my opinion. In 3v3 modes everything is greatly balanced now and I'm loving it. Snipers can hit you but if you get the jump on them you can down them without getting popped 90% of the time. Shotguns are good but not oppressive. If their desire was to balance for 3v3 as that's where the competitive games are had, then I think things have shaken out pretty well. 6v6 is another story obviously but honestly I don't think they should pay attention to that much. Supremacy is a shotgun party but that's to be expected for close quarters combat.",3v3 is definitely a breath of fresh air. +0:18-0:38 feels like an episode from the Office,I want some WuphfPods +"So my party met a level 13 priest shopkeeper. Intrigued by her lifestyle, they asked her about her past Her name is Jacqueline, though close friends call her Jacky- or more often, Jac. Jacqueline grew up in a monastery. She was dropped off as an infant and raised there until she was old enough to go out on her own. As a child she was intrigued by the wandering merchants who visited, most often times to drop off food, and decided to pursue the life of a tradeswoman. She headed off to the Kingdom of Sevi'in, and hasn't returned since. The war had its ups and downs. The common people of Sevi'in lived in fear of being drafted to the fight, but the scavengers relished in the unique goods from looting battlegrounds. Jacqueline found herself in the middle of this war, and through collecting various items she opened up a traveling general store. She sold everything- helmets, rings, potions, clothing- whatever you needed, she had. In all those years she never forgot her upbringing at the monastery. The skills she learned in the monastery- and those granted her by her goddess, proved useful as a shopkeeper. Thieves were no match for her powers from powers, and she developed quite a reputation for her combat prowess. She even saved a local town from a bandit raid, opening up her own monastery in said town. Since then, she has been called Jac of all Trades, Master of Nun",Guys im esl i don't get this +You mean HOMESENT and Immorals? How will they cheat their way to victory this time?,"Pronax may finally decide to try lifting his mouse, I heard it does wonders." +I just want to piss in your butt baby,How is this a showerthought +Booby trap your door man. See if they like buckets of soggy garbage dumping on their heads when they open the door.,"Yeah, but then you'd have a bucket of soggy garbage dumped on the floor of your room too." +"Man searching for toilet stumbles across 49,000 year-old evidence of earliest human settlement in Australia",Dating method is clearly the work of Satan because a recent WT study clearly said its been 6000 years of human imperfection. +"I'm baffled trying to imagine the sort of grown adult who feels that sensitive/threatened by a group of small children. Kids are brutally honest observers with no interior monologue, you can't take that sort of stuff as hate speech for goodness sake. Trigger warning for fatphobia, my ass.",Well it kind of matters if by children we mean 5 or 15... A mob of teenagers can be pretty nasty +Going down in history as the biggest piece of shit known to western civilization.,But there haven't been any major scandals during his presidency. +Most pastors work 50-60 hours a week. Many are bi-vocational and are unpaid as pastors.,Damn that's a lot of wasted time.. +France closes 4 mosques for promoting 'radical ideology',There goes France being racist again. +Whiteknight lul.,"Ehhh whatever, guess I might be hahah" +"Thanks, now I feel bad since the customer decided to leave my tip pending indefinitely ... Or instantly tip me $0.00. BTW, I delivered $60 worth of food in an upper class neighborhood, tip was an instant zero. I even think I delivered to them before,but I don't remember if they tipped me or left it pending for a long time so I wouldn't remember...",Could be chownow orders +"There are tons of comedians who have a shtick but don't get called out on it. For some reason we (Reddit especially) LOVE to focus on women comedians. Andrew Dice Clay, one of the most popular comedians of the 1980s .... all dick jokes. Guys like Jeff Foxworthy and Larry the Cable Guy ... transparent shtick. Some comedians suck because they're one dimensional. Some are funny because of it.","If you think Dice's shtick is dick jokes, you're missing the mountain for the mole hill" +Should probably have three more,if my memory serves me right there were exactly 3 left...brb +"This fucking infuriates me. I used to never commute on the freeway but now I commute on the the 10 to the 110 every morning. God forbid I try to keep a safe distance to car before me, I'm just asking for some ass to zoom in.","Most of them aren't doing it just to spite you, they are doing it because they need to change lanes and that's where there is space to do it." +"I've started doing yoga once a week. I do it on rest days of the SL 5x5 program. Anyway, it's all I ever talk about now. One step away from a vegan crossfitter I guess.",The people who thought you were obsessed with the gym will now double down on the jelly. +Fair match-up,I'm gunna have to take LSU by 14 +"Oh well, Labour being a credible party of government was nice while it lasted. Back to the wilderness.","When I see people post things like this, I just assume you believe everything you read in the press, like a good obedient fool." +"First session on my WWIII themed piece titled witness to the fall by Timothy Boor at Bohemian Tattoo Club in Kokomo, Indiana. Tim's amazing",wow... +"I have been thinking about this non stop. The director already stated that he will not answer the ambiguities of the first movie, so here lies the problem, Harrison... My working theory is that the secret that gosling is tasked with tracking down is how replicants actually prolonged their own life spans and waged all out war with tyrell Corp. Hence the empty streets and destruction of the first trailer.","Scott said he was a replicant, though he isn't in the original book it's based on." +I really wish everyone with an internet connection would stop calling themselves Anonymous,How else are you gonna get people to watch your monetized video so you can rake in some sweet adsense money? +Humaniq- Ethereum based service delivering 1 billion unbanked customers. Pre-ICO crowdfunding starts Dec 15. Get onboard!,I like the idea but I can't help to think that by 2018 bitcoin microtransactions will be a thing and has a better chance to succeed... +How does one acciqure a skill set such as the Fiora player demonstrated? I can't even outduell a minion.,"Timing, luck, lots of balls 3 damage items and a baron buff" +I just love trains.,Yay! +She's smarter than Trump and has self-control? She also doesn't appear to be a narcissistic sociopath.,One... +The SJW left sure did trigger a pendulum effect when they try to push their bullshit onto us. Now they're going to regret it.,"Yeah, they triggered us." +"Lets say you want to play Earthbound but you dont have the money? Or better, if you want to play games that were never released in the west?","Me either, I would rather have the real cart and if its too much ill just play it on my super everdrive." +That's like saying guys who prefer asian girls are desperate because they can't get a white girl when in fact they prefer asian girls over white girls.,I regret that i have but one up vote to give.. And my axe +I got you bro! 1 sec theorycrafting :),thanks! +Haha! It's 34oC here at this moment.,Man I miss Australia. +What kind of Reddit commenter are you?,Sarcastic with a touch of common sense +Mariah's underrated Runway,DON'T ATTACK MY RUNWAYS BITCH From the shit I've seen you don't have that many... +How about posting some proof?,And my gains from lying is? +"Still, it means nothing if Hillary wins. I don't want to let her have the satisfaction of being the first female president. If she gets that, even if arrested after, then she dies happy. I don't want that. I want her life-long dream to be crushed.","Well, it means that our first woman president is someone terrible that no girl would (hopefully) want to aspire to be like if they knew her full grimey history." +Why is James in a wheelchair? I don't know if he's legitimately disabled or if it's some joke. I honestly wouldn't put it past him to have just bought it on impulse to cruise around in.,Turns out being born in a ladle is bad for your back. +"Does the Ad revenue work for videos prepartnership? Don't you need to have tens of thousands subscribers for Youtube to accept you as partner? I can't think of many tutorial vids that would have many subs, let alone keep them if the videos are that obnoxious.","Nah, I believe you can even just start monetization from the beginning, but I think most networks require you to have a certain amount of subscribers or more or be getting a certain amount of views." +New Lunch Spot Highlighting Ojibway Heritage Open in Kensington,I don't think it would go over too well if a white guy called his place Pow Wow Cafe and wore an Indian Taco shirt. +Is the Razer Blade with the GTX 1080 good? I need a good gaming laptop I travel alot so a desktop is kinda out of the question. So is the Razer Blade a good laptop to game on ultra settings with? (Games like Witcher 3 Battlefield 1 etc),You get great performance at the cost of 15m battery life :( +Ricardo Louis?,Rashard Higgins +"QBs Carson Wentz has so far been compared to: Roethlisberger, Flacco, Newton, Luck, Favre, Rodgers, Kelly, P. Manning, Brady, Smith, Bortles, and Warner","Wow, if that's the list of guys we're comparing him to, we're clearly setting the bar too low." +"Ptolemy Slocum (actor who plays Sylvester) was fantastic in this episode. His performance was the perfect complement to Thandie Newton. Where she was all resolve and control, he was perfect intimidation and submission.","If my name was Slocum, I probably would have had more girls in college." +"Agreed 100% tired of playing you guys, not that its been bad just want to play some new teams (looking at you Tennessee).",Our home and home series a few years ago was really good. +Give me a better option that supports the 2nd amendment.,and this reddit is the idiotic species named 'single issue voter' +"I don't want the person he kicked to hit anyone, just be knocked back after they die, It's just visual not a buff.","just think for yourself he completely obliterates them with his kick so there is no body to fly and upon touching the ground, the pieces get reforged." +I have high hopes for the next Elder Scrolls. Fallout 4 didn't do so well against other titles and Todd Howard said the technology to realize their artistic vision isn't currently usable. Maybe we're getting a new engine that can serve as a platform to compete with game worlds the likes of Witcher 3 and GTA V.,I can't wait to be a prisoner again. +Wallbang,Wallbang +And where did you get this information from?,"I really want to know this as well, I never remember the Mechanicus having this kind of weapons?" +Why is Woodley being booed in my hometown (NYC)?,Great White Hope (GWH) vs the Big Black Champ (BBC) +"The applications still open and work normally. I get a blank icon for non-domain tools like cmd prompt and notepad as well. And no, it's not a normal win10 workstation, it has RSAT installed and I put some of the apps into the start menu like that.",Have you tried unpinning and repinning? +"Unlike the sub-standard CRJ live vocals, this thread ends on a high-note. <3",You've seen Carly live? +**WARNING** ^^^^^^There ^^^^^is ^^^^a ^^^loud **SCREAM**,#WHAT? +"They were very vocal about how they felt about the Iraq war, and president Bush.","Ah well good, I respect them for being vocal about it" +"That's a trap if I ever saw one, not walking under that.",You don't want to die a brutal death? +"I like how everyone forgets Keeper of the grove, really shows how the nerf murdered him","To be fair he might not even see play as 2/4, 2 damage is really low in this meta and the silence would be neat against some matchups but doesn't matter in most" +"Eating chickens to regain health I think it would be great if valve implemented this idea, as how many times has a teammate accidentally stabbed you when inspecting his gut knife safari mesh? It's a nuisance you're playing the round with 70hp, however being able to eat one of the chickens to regain maybe 50hp would put you at an equal playing field",WE NEED LIFESTEAL! +Visiting HK marketing guys?,Fu wasome +we'll trade you guys Joeckel,Would you throw a conditional 2-4 round pick depending on how far in the playoffs we get? +Drake Gets A New Skull Tattoo On Arm,Drake has some of the worst tattoos... +"I always find it striking that all the people who post things like that are single and all the people in stable, healthy relationships don't post things like that.",The reason they are single I imagine. +"Hey screw you man, we're having a moment over here.",That's a bit rude considering I implied you should carry on with your moment. +Net worth of white households in D.C. region is 81 times that of black households,"please, there is no such thing as white privilege, they worked hard for it and deserve their wealth." +"Enjoy your time in the US, friendo. Although, visiting on election week 2016 is a mighty unfortunate time to visit for the first time. Things might get... weird.",We're going to send him back we don't need no fuckin' immigrants. +It was at this point I fully realized that there were multiple pictures,It was at this point I noticed that she was twelve feet tall and a reptile from the Paleozoic era. +This combined with the recent art leak seems to enforce the idea of an expansion and a Necromancer in that expansion.,yeah and also PvP is coming like he promised +I don't demean him for staying in his parents basement or because he's a grocery boy. He's just a giant douchebag.,Then it sounds like this wasn't meant for you +That's fine. I have two 110 of the op classes and I'm bored of them. I'm a warlock at heart and want to go back.,"Welcome back, Brother." +He's being robbed of proper recognition. To say ryan is not in the mvp conversation at this point is just foolish.,He is in the conversation. +How can you NOT use a tiling WM? This and anime are completely FUNDAMENTAL for every hacker out there!,"You forgot the material design, minimalist setup, bar with random information you will never use, and two terminals both running tmux, with one showing a random file of code from your latest project in GitHub and the other terminal showing a screen/neofetch with an Arch logo to truly show how much of a hacker you are." +Very worrying start,Better than A 3 and out +Gandalf the Dapper as Fuck,Thank you you beautiful wordsmith +"Why Should I Be A Fan of Your Team? For some context, I'm not very new to basketball. I'm familiar with the teams, and with a lot of the players. However, I've never really gotten the chance to root for one team and watch them consistently, which is something I'm looking to do this season. I fully intend on buying the NBA game package thing, but give me your best pitch for why I should be a fan of your team!","You'll get more out of it if you watch different games and get a feel for the style/tempo a team tries to establish, rather than based on what other people say about the team." +I can go flaccid to erect in a moments notice,I think i just pulled my cringe muscle. +Fake,And +What is something random you would like to share with us?,There was a native american war leader named Little Turtle +SGP wil 1000 euro bonus bij eerste baby,Dat dekt de eerste paar weekjes kinderopvang wel.. +Merry Christmas ya bunch of bawbags And a happy new year,MERRY CHRISTMAS! +"Yea, its almost like a huge LNG deposit was discovered in 2009- coincidentally, right before the Syrian Revolution- and a pipeline from Qatar to Turkey proposed that would run through Syria, which was rejected by Assad on behalf of Russia, who is currently the largest supplier of LNG to Europe... almost...",That seems like a stretch. +I know but two women on one ticket is risky. Also they didn't want to risk the seat being taken over by a republican.,how progressive +Funny? Yes. Silly at the point people reject the whole character? No.,"I don't think people rejected Ant-Man, it just didn't have the mass appeal that the other heroes had, which is what I am saying will happen with Dr Strange." +"If Lance Stroll wins, leads a race or finishes on the podium before the European Grand Prix (June 18), he would become the youngest driver ever to do so, beating Max Verstappen. He is currently 18 years old and his birthday is October 29. Max broke those records in Spain, when he was 18 years old and 228 days. 228 days after October 29 is June 14. So Lance can break the record if he does so before this date. This gives him 7 chances. Australia, China, Bahrain, Russia, Spain, Monaco, Canada. Hoping Williams makes a good car next car.",I think Verstappen would actually be relieved to not be referred to as the youngest ever 'insert random achievement'. +*Yolohorn,*Y'allerhorn +"No, this one works. Have the legendary Brewmaster chest piece, couldn't trade a 840 chest to a party member because the game didn't consider the BrM chest a legitimate piece for Mistweaver.",Blizzard really wants people to hate us Brewmaster Monks. +"Hey assholes, maybe you should have marched to the polls last Tuesday. - millennial who voted for Hillary.",Pokemon GO to the polls +"Yeah. It's a plastic factory and minimum wage. They are seriously awful jobs and only immigrants, legal and illegal, seem to stay. There are a few white old ladies, too, that have been there a long time. It's so sad, they should be long retired but still shaving flash off plastic with arthritic hands.",Is it possible he said it sarcastically? +"What is the best movies for Hypno? I got 2 Hypno, One with Confusion and Psyshock and One with Confusion and Psychich Both have about the same IV",He's a big fan of Friday the 13th +pink traffic cone and a certified crown for one crate?,No thank you +"Lol, you have a fucking terrible sense of humor is the conclusion I'm coming to. There's absolutely nothing funny about saying I have this laptop just makes you look like you're trying to brag about having a laptop I could walk out and buy right now. Lol, keep thinking my parents buy all my cool shit, it makes me feel very accomplished that I'm spending money you don't even believe I can make.","Listen, you gotta keep it G. LMFAO THIS IS GOLD" +Immortals sucks for like four events and then randomly shows up at a lower-tier LAN and then the cycle starts over again. I don't get it. C9 always lose to these guys on LAN and they always make so many misplays against them. C9 is the one decent tam Immortals can actually beat and it drives me insane.,#NAME? +"He's been talking about running since the 80s and Obama didn't start the shit with Trump. Obama's comment at that dinner was long after Trump had started the birther thing. The comment obviously made Trump mad, but you can't blame the entire fact that he ran and got elected on that one comment.","Haha, I was joking with the thanks, Obama thing." +"At the point where I feel I've seen all the good movies. Cant find one that suits my interest from which I havent seen. I have seen basically all the new movies. And watched a lot of movies in my life time. I seen 80's 90's action movies, probably most of the iconic movies. Seen most of better korean movies. I seeked out all the psychological thrillers. Not really in the mood for comedy right now. I am definitely not a fan of artsy, abstract emotional, however if its on the same level as spirited away, i'm down for that. latest one that i enjoyed was bone tomahawk from a reddit post. looking for something like that, or i saw the devil. The thing is, if you recommended it before, I probably seen it. please help",To live and Die in LA is a great crime movie from the 80s. +So much salt in this subreddit...,You seem nice. +"Thanks for the feedback! I'll be sure to send your suggestions to Brett, the author of the blog; he's one of our top engineers in charge of designing new features for the Storinator models. The next blog will definitely be more focused on real world application.",You work for 45drives? +"I worked as an extra background actor on this in Atlanta. They kept telling us how super high res it was, and we needed to look flawless. Made us get the cleanest possible shaves I've ever had in my life.",Don't wear a miniskirt next time. +Maybe just a picture of an arrest warrant for Soros.,"You know Russia, the country that hacked our election, has a warrant for his arrest... really makes you think..." +Which leafs play the toughest minutes?,"Good lord, management is making sure they get every dollar out of that Kadri contract, eh?" +"It always baffles me how single guys brag about how much they hate feminists. Like, wouldn't they want to at least pretend to care if it meant potential m'ladies?",He probably just got tired of not getting the blowjob he clearly deserves when he holds the door open for a girl. +Heard he kept a large salad bowl filled with human noses in his fridge..for making Dahmernose pizza.,*siiiiiiiiigh...upvote* +Let's not stop there: We must hide any evidence of female nipples because just the silhouette of nipples poking through a shirt or blouse is simply scandalous in most workplace settings.,"That's also true for men's nipples, at least at my job" +"Is Nero Bride still pure after this? I mean, Ozy is one step ahead of us.","Well, Dio DID steal Jonathan's girl first kiss..." +What would happen if Trump dropped out today and said It was just a prank bro?,His supporters would assume it's a 4D chess move thats deeper than any of us can fathom +Verbing weirds language.,"This sentence gave me a fit, in a good way." +What do you guys think of this pre-built?,It's not bad +Where does the _ come to play in Paper Mario Color Splash? Substory. They wouldn't just leave the tracks in the game files for no reason.,Sadly i think its just the piper cutscenes +"Men of Reddit. Being as honest as possible, what body structure, sizes and features do you find to be the most attractive about women, and what are your preferences?","Women that aren't smaller than me, das' about it" +"It sucks scouts didn't like him and prevented him from coming stateside during his prime. He's good enough to get a job on an AL team somewhere, but he could find a better contact going back to the NPB, or make what he'll project to make in the MLB if he returns home and finishes his baseball career in the KBO. At his age, he just doesn't have the physical tools to be a reliable 1B or DH at the plate, but his rock-steady career shows that there is more to baseball than loud tools (see: Byung-ho Park). Just because I follow the NPB, I'd like to see Lee finish his career in the NPB, where he was one of the best sluggers in the league. Just one condition, **DON'T RERURN TO SOFTBANK.** I think it's best for the league if their title drought lasts longer than one year. A decade long drought sounds reasonable.",So how did you become a Fighters fan anyways ? +Hozuki no Reitetsu Manga Gets New Anime Project Starting With OAD in March,More Hoozuki is always good +It's kind of like the one who smelled it dealt it.,"He who smelt it, dealt it... applies only to metalworkers." +Pers,"dammit, you stole my joke before i even thought of it" +The meme pyramid,No love for dat boi +People justified not paying slaves the same exact way. They're fed! They have place to sleep *for free!* It's still a dumb argument today for all the same reasons it was in 1850. They are literally *in prison.* Room and board is not free. They are paying for it with their freedom.,"To further elaborate your point, a lot of the times, these people paid their taxes so yeah, and even if they hadn't, this is an obligation the state has, it is doing it not to keep the inmate alive, the prison is there to isolate them from society, which in and of itself, is already questionable." +iOS 10: Home screen distortion glitch.,wallpaper? +Fitting that he got a job with the CBC,"You ever finally get that job picking apples, Angry?" +"PG - Wall, Giannis SG - Wade, Beal SF - Melo, Butler PF - Porzingas, Ibaka C- Lopez, Vuc","you still got two mores lots so I'll add Rose and one of healthy Middleton, Fournier, Gortat, or Lin" +Papercraft Master Chief cosplay I made for Halloween,Too bad it rained right? +Kurt Cobain's wife.,Ohhhhhhh guess I should've just googled it. +"I think moshpits are the best solution. 6s moshpit, 3s moshpits, and Rumble would work fine. And then they can keep one or two rotating modes along with elimination.",Throw in voting and I'm in +\#BringBackTheIndy500,(Is it wrong that I actually meant this?) +"My mom taught me religion and science side by side (I was home schooled), and she taught me that both can exist, and that the people who argue for one or the other are very close minded. So when I heard some people legit believe that, I snorted I was laughing so hard.",My Jewish high school taught the same. +"If Karen, Susan, and Chad all fell in a ditch together it would be the best day of my life.","In the same vein, fuck Tammy as well." +"i've been through over a 100 star systems, and this is the coolest planet i've ever seen...","and i think i'm gonna stay on this planet until the base building update arrives, i want to start my home here.." +I am pretty sure Hank would punch anyone wearing a $140 white T-shirt.,Can someone explain to me how that shirt is special enough to be sold for so much? +There is no source for him saying that in the article? Or am I blind?,But I feel like this is something he would say so it must be true. +"Where is the problem in that? I also respect him and the other youtuber's that are trying their best to make it. I will change my content soon anyways, I wanted to leave this community with resolving all conflicts with everyone that deserves my apologies.",nothing at all to be honest.........(i left my brain at home today) +Holy fuck dude.,"Those feminists, always calling non-consensual sex rape, like sheesh, trying to make us feel bad about it or something." +We're sorry...,I'm not sorry +me irl,Does immunity man cancel out good meme effects as well as bad ones? +"Achievements for Thursday, December 22, 2016 Hey runners, it's another day and it is time to post your accomplishments you'd like to share - big or small. Note: No need to preface YOUR accomplishments with something like, this may not be an accomplishment to most of you.... Be proud of your accomplishment. So let's hear what you guys did today!",Stopped being a fat fuck and ran for the first time since october. +"To hijack, his home race is in Canada on the 11th of that month. It's going to be emotional if he has a good qualification","Holy shit didn't even know he was Canadian, definitely rooting for him now" +me irl,I cant find this anywhere online to buy +I'll bet close to half the people there didn't bother to vote.... Statistically I would be correct ;),Assuming the people there were randomly sampled? +"My Dad has down something similar to letting me play hookey. When I was in Middle School I did not have many friends and I would get picked on, so some days I would get depressed about how the day was going and I would go to the main office and say I was sick. Which was really just a ploy so I could get out of school early and go home. When my Dad would pick me up he'd realize I wasn't sick and how I wouldn't want to go school anymore for that day. When he saw this we would drive to get some ice cream or go to the movies, something that was fun for me at the time. Doing this helped me a lot when I was little, and so far the only people who know about this is my Dad and I.","I had a similar experience in middle school, except that I was kept in their office involuntarily... and I had to stay the whole day." +"My speed run of Dan's final prison, what's yours?",YOU KILLED A DOG YOU MONSTER +Who elected you for office,Apparently the blacks didn't turn out to vote against him +Mom's reaction to a clip from Dead Space 2. Looks like the marker got to her.,...Your mom may be crazy... +Last man standing,GODDAMMIT FRANK! +Awesome. For those of us paying exorbitant rates for daytime use of electricity we'll be able to capture our electricity at night time rates which are 2/3 cheaper. For a big house this thing will pay for itself in less than three years. Where I am in Ontario it's not uncommon to pay over $500 a month for electricity.,$500 do you perhaps smelt bauxite in your bag garden because damn that's high. +"Refurbished can be fine depending on who's doing the refurbishing, though. GameStop is a bad idea, but if you can get an actual Nintendo refurb job then you're probably good. Bottom line, always do extra research when considering buying a refurbished anything. If they don't have a good history and good policies, spring for new (preferably somewhere else).","Yes I'm always checking the Nintendo shop for refurbished deals, they sell out quick because they are like practically new." +"All those saying yes, he did are ignoring voter suppression efforts in many states ... voter ID is the most obvious.",Drivers licenses be racist! +I greatly enjoy PVP over PVE. Once you've done a raid a couple times it's just repetition.,And Crucible isn't? +"Ubisoft After playing the Divison and the new Far Cry, it made me see how really really shit Ubisoft is. Every single fucking time we got an amazing, amazing trailer and a shit game with terrible performance (in my opinion with the exception of AS: Syndicate) FC Primal was basically a copy of FC4 which was a copy of FC3.. Fucking hate developers with amazing ideas that turn to shit, same will be probably for the new ghost recon",You think they're lame now just wait if vivendi buys them +"Neither, save it and go to school for an engineering degree; After you graduate, you will be-able to afford both games.",r/personalfinance +What a goal. Wish we had put a sell back clause on him too! :p,"Don't think we had a choice, his contract was up in the summer, Milan could have just waited and signed him on a free." +Good question. The milf needs full attention. The young lady can have the rest if there are any leftovers.,"Heck, I'd even invite the MG3 over after the other two left" +The next big civil rights movement.,I've seen a bunch of these people talking about a youth rights movement +giant goat figure being transferred on a truck,*Sheep +"Slush, you can't change the world to make yourself comfortable. Chinese win this war because their cost is lower. Similarly, your trezor sells for $99, and you can't see it's an excuse that Chinese can produce same things with much lower cost to urge people to boycott them. It's free market. It's freedom. Although I dislike Chinese miners. I think they are stupid and greedy and short-sighted.",How exactly is the gov subsidized electricity free market? +"What's for dinner tonight?? On Thursdays, my husband is home for a whole 45 minutes between jobs, so I like to keep it simple-- tonight was BLT sandwiches with some Publix macaroni salad on the side! Pretty dang tasty! How about the rest of ya? What is/was on the menu tonight?","A toastie, haha fuck my life." +Rodgers wouldn't have thrown that ball there.,not gonna lie I could see him saying this lmao +"Finished Daredevil Season 2 today and it's awesome, I want more...",Agree to disagree (C'mon let your downvotes begin) +"I don't think I've ever actually summoned it, it's only there for fusion fodder.","But Archfiend is a Red-Eyes more for Meteor effect, archfiend Skull Dragon and Insight" +Can I use it on my phone?,Yes +It also cost like $3. I wouldn't say it's a bad deal,"not when it came out it didn't, i bought that shit for like 20 dollars" +What? I thought the Bible was his favorite book. Especially Two Corinthians.,"Um, ex*cuse* me, it's Corinthians 2 tyvm." +Donald Trump showing up to the White House today like,Do they rename his airplane to air force one elect? +"Renlund: No trend of more people leaving the church. Son-in-law is EQP in Penn. Last week he went to a regional leadership training in Philly with Elder Renlund. During the Q&A my good SIL posed a question. SIL: Half of my siblings have left the church. Half of my wife's siblings have left. I know of other family and friends who have serious questions. Is there a trend in the church of people questioning and leaving? If so, how is the church addressing this? RENLUND: We have always seen people come into the church and people leave the church. We are not seeing an increase in people leaving. My SIL was very disappointed to hear this assessment after what he has seen in the family. And hearing of the many people I have seen leave. He noted that some of the talks in conference are sending a different message. BTW, around the Oct GC, he told me I was on the fast track to excommunication. Who knows, the prophecy to his FIL may come true.",We have seen Jeff Holland lie to the World on a BBC television interview why should we expect a Holland in training to be anymore honest? +He's a troll.,Yes +"Well with that logic.. If we are fighting the same legion, why do we just kill eachother in WQ zones all the time Q_Q",because gnomes are abominations +"Because of the mistakes you have edited, and the ones you have left in. Hurt my eyes.",Lmao cant disagree with that +"Pretty sound advice to be honest. To some people who treat the gym as a social experience then obviously don't follow these instructions. But as op stated, after a long day at work I just want to work out and go home and cook dinner. The meet and greets can and will extend your gym stay.","*Looks at watch* Well it's 5pm, time to go to the gym before I go out tonight *Gets to gym, starts workout after saying hello to everyone* Wow I better hurry up since its already 8pm" +Back when I used to play guitar,"Good thing you stopped, thanks." +Balloonneer.,"That has 4 pairs, not 3 dummy" +Ian McKellen (1960),Haley Joel Osment's father. +"I believe someone else posted about a HB in draft class having a draft story where he is referred to as a QB. He didn't come out with any different throwing skills than all other HBs. I believe this is just a bug that incorrectly lists the players position, so I wouldn't expect anything other than a potential bust here","Yes, I would be stunned if this guy had QB skills." +"If we could only re-sign one, Hightower or Collins, who would you sign and why? Personally, it's Hightower. The main reason for me is his leadership. He's taken the mantle from Mayo, who took the mantle from Bruschi and McGinest.","It is a pick'em, as gas as I am concerned" +Black Equality* group. Big difference,That's not how BLM Toronto and BLC act. +That's a relief.,*for now* +"Not for yourself though, it's for the cat.",Twist: OP is the cat. +How to put your wiener into a vacuum,"Well, that's an image that I didn't need in my mind." +Movers destroy this guys life long possessions.,"As a Massachusetts dweller, that accent is music to my ears" +"If the Herman to Texas rumors are true, who becomes Houston's head coach?",Can someone ELI5 why Applewhite isn't an option for some Houston fans. +Ideas for a Raspberry Pi project to improve my high school,How about a file server that serves lectures for people who are sick and miss school. +"Hooks and grotesque killers, serving there evil entity. Myers serving himself? Clean as fuck?",You don't know what the entity is thinking. +"Ah yes, Leonidas from one of my favorite movies, A Few Hundred Guys, second only to Sweaty Guys.",NOT! +FWD: fake news = EXCUSE FOR LIEBERAL SENSORSHIP,One of the first things cults like to tell you is that everyone but them is lying to you. +Shout out to Xerxes on deck!,Watch the flop! +What's the point of letting teams with 7* Shoretroopers play?,to get those sweet sweet grievous shards? +Meanwhile you're totally not offended over the super muscular shirtless Samuro.,And the Lumberjack Uther. +Minecraft,"Account age : 17m Subreddits posted in: r/GirlsOfMinecraft, r/Minecraft Thats just sad..." +When the geek/nerd is able to hack the CIA/NSA/FBI servers with just a few taps on the keyboard.,If only it was that easy.. *Gkflakthbods qh 01100101 fjvkas* *Yup okay.. It seems I'm in* +Not at all,I'm so glad you allow me my own opinion. +And let us not forget those evil gynecologists who won't do pap smears on patients who don't have cervixes (cervices?).,It's a denial of cervix attack! +Eat shit you goddamn bartards,No u +"I finished the iron lords campaign, now what? Okay, so as the title suggests I already finished the main campaign and i was wondering what else was to do right now.",Now you can play the game +"Aw, look at the poor little oppressed white guy. SMDH",*meninism intensifies* +Race to the bottom in the Victim Olympics,"And it's only happening because our culture/government/media rewards people who act like victims, and other more legitimate means of gaining social power and standing are harder to accomplish than in the past." +As the Herald Suns' reader base is shrinking they are getting more desperate and sensationalised. I remember when ever single table had a HS or 4 on it at smoko and lunch. Now everyone's on their phones. Always remember Is that true or did you read it in the Herald Sun?,But he want's skyrail and that means he is encouraging pedophiles. +"I used to think being successful at work was about working hard and getting shit done. That's bullshit. It's all about how people *feel* about you. I let my last job completely burn me out, because I worked hard but didn't make an impression on anyone. People would bad mouth me behind my back and criticized my work. At my current job, I slack off most of the time, but I socialize, speak up in meetings, give coworkers an enthusiastic good morning (calibrating for the grumpy not-a-morning-person people, obviously), etc, and I have people and managers of other departments writing my manager with commendations and accolades. Inb4 good guy alphas preach about the importance of integrity or whatever. It doesn't get you anywhere. Been there, done that. We talk a lot about how women only care about how you make them *feel*, but this is true with everyone. The only difference is that how you make men feel good about you is different from how you make women feel good about you. That slacker boss you had at that one job, the one you always wondered how they even kept their job? Yeah, it's because they know how manage their image.",But youre just a suckup! +He's going to make more money off being in office than Cheney. This is the best business deal he's ever made.,The RICO investigation into his presidency is going to be epic. +"I'm hilarious, actually.",... boring +Lol you might have dementia if you really can't even figure out what you mean yourself.,"I never said I supported black lives matter, go back and read the comments a little more carefully before calling me retarded and saying I have dementia." +"The one thing I've found all humans can agree on, no matter how grumpy they may be, no matter their religion, race, or political party, is dogs.",Woof. +"Harden, Valanciunas FOR Durant, Lowry","Take and run, son" +"Has Forza always been like this? I've only been playing since Horizon 1, and always found there was no real sense of progression without a goal to set. Although it was all downhill in that regard, so I'm guessing earlier Forzas were better?",Motorposrt does the progression +Shokugeki no Soma - Chapter 190,Hayama is dead. +"Someone took a shit in my gas tank Welp, spent the night at a friends. Checked my bike this morning as it was outside overnight for the first time, and this happens. Someone bent open the gas tank and took a gorilla shit inside of it, it smells really bad(mixture of gas and shit is sickening) shit is smeared all around the tank. How the fuxk did they even pry it open, and how does one even produce this much waste. It's literally inside the tank.",SHENANIGANS! +Donald Trump EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW - The Worst Of The Presidential Elections,Duuuuuurr but GAUA is a truuump supporter because he made fun of precious Hilary. +Marina Abramovic: 'I am not a vampire',That's *just* what a vampire would say. +David Legwand has announced his retirement from the NHL following 16 seasons,Farewell my first favorite hockey player +"Wtf did I.just watch? Not sure what you mean by saturated audio, but what the audio I heard suffers from extreme clipping and distortion. Clipped audio causes speakers to basically stop at full extension, similar to applying dc voltage to a speaker. Yes, this can cause damage, but usually it takes some time. Regardless, why would anyone listen to that crap?",I would add that clipping increases RMS high-frequency levels and can overtax modestly rated tweeters even at moderate levels. +"Before jumping to conclusions... Can we perhaps take the time to consider that maybe, just MAYBE, there's a good reason these TB3 devices with a TI controller are incompatible with the new MBPs? The negativity is just out of control with this release. Everyone is acting like Apple is going out of their way to intentionally cripple their new flagship laptops.","Yeah, because potential buyers totally shouldn't know about things like this." +I get jealous whenever you mention ur Subaru,"Mines just a boring 1.5 Impreza, the WRX STI was my mates." +Such longing,Just wants to play Yahtzee. +"most people were just given placebo, though.",Poor Bill.... +"I'm confused, am I supposed to feel offended you hate Christians? Just asking, kiddo.",lol look at the persecuted octogenarian over here. +Forg1ven Now a Free Agent,How would EDG Forg1ven or SSG Forg1ven work? +Barry...,Barry im coming for that timeline allen +"Eh? When you play seasons online, you choose your kit before finding an opponent. Usually EA tries to balance it out by having both teams wear different colours. For example when you're playing as Atletico Nacional using the home kit. The opponent might be seeing the away kit instead on his screen depending on which team he's using. I hope you catch my drift. So it sort of is EA's glitch. In FUT you can select kits which suit both players before entering the match.",I don't play seasons so I wouldn't know if it was different +"Yeah, actually, imagine all the violent-kind of Trump supporters (think oath keepers) flipping their shit if Clinton wins and then it's revealed she'd been under investigation the whole time... Then it's not just a matter of dammed if you do, dammed if you don't, it's national security. They only way they could have safely revealed the investigation after the election is if 2/3rds of congress announced they were revving-up impeachment at the same time.",So it's the FBI Director's job to atone for the rhetoric of the Republican nominee? +Who gives a fuck?,A valid point. +Kicking in the teeth of junior refs proves otherwise.,Mate can you stop spreading false lies cause the ref was an adult +Postare pe grupul unui camin din Timisoara cu privire la fumatul in bucatarie,pun pariu ca l-au scuipat toti +Clip showing what voice actors sometimes have to go through to get themselves to a certain emotional state. Definitely respect voice actors more after watching it.,This better not awaken anything in me. +"Naa. Average trade for a 2015 TRD is 25-28,000. 2017 models max at around 43,000 allegedly.",I wish there was a better way to convey sarcasm through the internet other than +Probably could have used a different font,Anal Con Fuct - Great metal band name +First B,I have like 2 C's in math courses.... +Grappling hook <3,Wow Titanfall 2 looks great! +Representing my Favorite album from them.,Dope shirt. +Grown Ups 2,Great movie... +DON'T CALL YOURSELF A HARDCORE GAMER UNTIL YOU'VE 100%ed THIS CLASSIC.,"Game is some shitty ad game, the post is ironic." +One day I will have one...,Obviously you need to learn to mooch off of everyone you meet to save enough to buy a gaming rig..... +"Who isn't accepting that? Being upset that someone you liked died doesn't mean you thought they would never die, just that you're sad they're gone.",Especially if they were still young (Anton Yelchin). +"Really? So I could just say $50 or any large amount to fill the tank huh? Damn. Cool, thanks","Fun fact, when you swipe your card at the pump, some banks will pre-authorize for $50, some $200, some even $1." +Today is November 3rd. The election is just a few days away. So speaking Of Ballots and Barricades...,I wish we could blow up SB 1070... +"All my favourite magic items are the useless shit that adds flavour. Trinkets, mostly. I have a hat which teleports back to my head when I call it. The Bard has a coat from which she can withdraw any musical instrument she has previously seen (one at a time). Best actually useful magic item my party has had is probably this ring we got from gambling with the Fey, it can hold five spell slots worth of spells cast into it. When the Cleric left the party because his Order reassigned him (IRL, the character was a joyless fuck and the player hated being him), he cast Revivify into it, so we have a safety net if one of us dies.",Ring of spell storing +"You don't find veins, the vein finds you. I did it back in the day, but I remember loooving people that had shitty veins. Getting feet or other weird spots was always fun as well.","Saw an ultrasound-assisted needle at the ER the other week, that shit was cool as heck" +Genji's desperate deflect while I microwave is what make me happy.,"Usually the deflect isn't because they are trying to escape the lazer but to deflect other projectiles into you, or to lower damage taken from everyone else" +Is it illegal to take a picture of me holding a bottle of tequila filled with Apple juice (NO ALCOHOL) as a minor?,Take the picture and submit it here +Animal friendly Meat?,Over in Aisle 6 we have Slave-Friendly cotton... over in Aisle 8 we have Child Sweat Shop Friendly T-shirts... and in Aisle 12 we have Migrant Farm Worker Paid $1.50 an hour friendly strawberries *'tis a friendly place* +"If people literally sat infront of congress on the lawn outside of washington got local reporters to cover the event, it would gain traction. How else did you expect this to get through even with Bernie as president, they can't do it alone. If millions of people protested for gun control bill a few weeks ago when the dems did the sit in, it might have passed. They can't ignore the young people forever, one of these days people are going to fight back. It would be a historic victory if it happened. Through social media too it would be easier to organize.",You are probably like 10 years old. +It makes me wonder if it is a remodel or just the elite skin.,It's just a redesign +And six was looking real fine!,He was asking for it be showing off those damned holes! +[[Confuse]],"That's rotating out next expansion, right?" +Sarah Silverman HAS to be propped up by Soros.,"Of course, he got a great deal she only cost 73% of what a man would've cost." +Or charge it to the campaign.,Paid by the trump foundation. +Call auvitu he's first pairing now.,Please I'm bringing up Santini and Jacobs they are playing the entire game +"No they're not. It's not rocket science. Changing price for packs would take few hours of work, at max. They just make a very nice excuse and looking at you people bought it.",A R M C H A I R D E V R M C H A I R D E V +The two spoilers aren't getting into the debate. Good riddance. The Johnson and Wifi Crystal Stein should go to the kids table and discuss pot and how Putin can MAGA and the meaning of Aleppo. Should be super series.,Thank god we got those two crazies out so we could have outstanding candidates like Trump and Hillary. +Eagles this year are so confusing. I thought they'd suck but they started out awesome. Thought damn they're good. Now I'm thinking they aren't good.,We know how they feel. +why is he doing this?,Because it's a bird +"To be honest, I've never had a huge issue recording OBS vs Shadowplay. I have heard that when playing graphics-intensive games, Shadowplay is far superior since you're only using the video processing with one call, rather than multiple with OBS/Nvidia. Are you using a different graphics card, and is that why youcan't use Shadowplay? What SPECIFIC reason is there that you can't continue to use Shadowplay?","I'm usually using a GTX 760 for gaming, but when testing for some YouTube videos I'm using integrated graphics, and really old AMD GPUs." +GIF Pls,^ +what about the huskies?,This is their year. +Mag mile! Cali jack! Og kush!,Damn that's frosty. +Which guy are you talking about?,Guy fierre of course. +Shocked. But at the same time relieved because the suspense was killing me.,Dropped your +I hope to god Davidson isn't played lower than Russell.,I think it's less him being lower than Russell and more needing to pair Russell with Sekera. +Is this where we bomb and occupy Louisiana?,"You know, there are several oil fields within state lines and I bet the people living under that empress are just yearning for democracy... Fits the pattern, imo." +more like dropped 6 quarters with pay phone prices these days amirite guys? ...guys?,Payphones still exist? +"Imagine having your whole world shattered like that, seeing your ideology disproved before your very eyes.",Indoctrination and censorship is how they achieve it. +Am I watching football or 3 hours of commercials,What's the difference? +Patch Notes 2.0!,I LOVE YOU +"One way to find out, boy!",$20 is $20. +"Keep dreaming lambs. Jim doesn't want money, he wants control.",But I bet he'd take both. +um did barry just put a bullet in that guys heart?,The Flash don't shiv +Sporting KC to receive Christmas Blessing?,Boooooooooo +"This is why I hike instead of run, or trailrun instead of run, or play soccer instead of run.",Anything but running haha. +"0 Sapphires, 0 Rubies in all Historic Domination.","Damn dude, my hopes just went down a little" +"Holy shit, is that why he was getting injured?? I thought my luck was just terrible.","Yeah I'm pretty sure 2K coded it to make him get injured if you take that many shots, although the tireless scorer badge helps" +I too have just watched QI. Apparently they also have the best meth and viagra.,They also make wonderful nukes +I thought they hated harassment like that or saying hello,"Whoa slow your roll there you priveliged scum, don't you know that saying hello is basically getting her pregnant?" +How tf did they not shoot your tire immediately.,"It was at 18 health, so they tried." +Thanks to all the guys for sending us an extra early Patreon PKA!,"Let me just say that Woody isn't autistic, he's just damaged" +Isn't this perfectly decent English? Please feel free to take home a menu Seems pretty good to me?,I don't see anything wrong with it. +"This whole election shows that those with money and power (Clintons and Trump) can silence, make something appear false, or just simple make it go away.",*patiently waiting for trump to make his rape trial go away with his billions of dollars* +Gumi vs Alim Competition #2 : Dandelga,I love the details on avant's dandelga But i hope my friends will refrain from equipping their avant with it +Saudi Arabia refuses to even consider allowing women to drive: The Kingdom is the only country on the planet that still bans female drivers,Good thing Hillary Clinton is so close with them. +This feels immersive now,Such despair-inducing +11/8 PBE Update,Lux sounds like a white girl from Beverly Hills +"File manager I found the file manager but I don't know where I save files locally. I see Google Drive, Downloads and my USB drive. Where can I save files that I don't want to sync/upload to Google Drive? Thanks!",The only place you can store files that won't get uploaded to Google Drive is Downloads and your USB drive. +Giannis is the best player Bucks have in all 5 positions.,if only middleton were healthy :/ +HEB tortillas are second only to Central Market tortillas when it comes to store bought.,Central Market is owned by H-E-B +What do you mean by me minions invade,He probably means he lets minions tank the phoenix. +hammond looks so much better without that shitstain of a goatee,He also doesn't look like a douchebag +Insert coin here,Anyone else thinks this looks like a suicide bomber? +"It goes back up afterwards. The expected returns would be an average of 8% at the end of 30 years, not 8% each and every year. That's why it's only feasible if you don't get sick and need to spend the money before then.","The market is roaring, this is a perfect time for me to treat my cancer!" +MRW when a workplace bully attacks me and is a tea party type person. I just think of this song when they attack me and I just ignore them.....,A tea party type as in mad as a hatter or a tea party type as in a staunch republican? +Evil is needed to balance the good.,Evil isn't Destruction and Creation is. +He also was going against top tier defenses the last 2 weeks,We're also going up against a DEF that picked off Brees 3 times last night. +This isn't anything new. They rewards in the packages are RNG but the items people actually want are more rare to drop. Thanks for financing Destiny 2,"You're financing it too, bub." +Does this mean that we can get Wolfram Mathematica free on PC if we get the window manager?,Mathematica is not included. +"Andy Slater on Twitter: Horrific news to report this morning, multiple people inform me that Marlins' pitcher Jose Fernandez was killed in a boating accident.",Damn 24 years old What a terrible tragedy +"ITT: jokes about it being fake. I may seem cranky about this, but why do we disrespect this amazing achievement this way?",We're disrespecting the ones who are disrespecting it by saying it's fake +"After a referendum, right?",I think it was just delayed or something +thank you for the info!,Not a problem :) +Does anyone know of any election night parties in Salt Lake City??,Egg McMuffin will be partying at the city's finest McDonald's! +Every intelligence agency has confirmed it.,"Yes, but they haven't walked every Reddit rando through the classified details, so..." +"That makes sense. It looks off(coloring/perspective), but that's probably just poor image quality and there really isn't a reason to lie about that.",GIRLS AREN'T REAL NERDS. +"Some guy tried to, posted on /pol/ while making a webm of him refreshing his email address. Someone doxxed him and posted all of his info in the thread...","This is why we can't have nice things, greasy neckbeards doxxing people because they have nothing better to do with their sad, sad lives" +Nope then we get to work,MAGA +Minnesota sports fans are well aware of the 'worst case scenario',"I'm scared of firing average college coaches now after what happened with Hope to Hazell, now I know our admin was incompetent." +"Just to add some insight to this conversation because I'm in the same situation: 1. Dallas' starting secondary, both Claiborne & Church are out 4 to 6 weeks and they will be starting rookies against Coleman and Pryor. 2. Denver DEF is ranked both #1 against WR AND QB. I'm starting Coleman over Crabtree in the Flex and not second guessing it.. (Luckily also have Marshall and Chief Moncrief)","If you don't mind me asking, who do you think is better to play between Coleman and Pryor." +Am required to trap every variety,r/coaxedintoasnafu +Ireland doesn't even have the app,Neither does mexico even when there is an adidas originals store :/ +"Hahaha, I fear for my country, but the only upside is the reactions of when trump actually backs off on absolutely everything he promised you guys.",Go to Germany then. +"*Illusion*, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money.",Or candy. +Wait. Wasn't he the guy working for Corsair ?,That is the guy from Corsair. +"It was free for gold members on the Xbone a few months ago. I picked it up then. Pretty cool game, haven't gotten very far though.","Take an afternoon and play it, it's a good game but really really short" +You can run but you can't hide bitch!,"Great line from Rick and Morty, don't know if you were trying to go there... But I just did!" +"O'Keefe is really delivering in a clutch moment. A patriot, I hope he gets a spot in Trump's administration when he's making America great again!",No spot but this dude deserves a fucking metal! +Do you think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?,"Absolutely not, it's against the law to lie on the internet." +"I sold days ago, I'm shocked that people are still considering that it could still go up. Plan on buying again 2 weeks before inauguration and selling hours after the event.",be my meme-stock agent +"4.2 seconds sped up by almost x4 so its actually like 17 seconds, the editing is key though, made everything look like it was timed perfectly while it made it feel that way by speeding up and slowing down the video to sync with what was happening in the frame, mabe some image editing too, that must have taken a great amount of work.",this needs to be the top comment +"What can I learn/know right now in 10 minutes that will be useful for the rest of my life? Any trait, small trick, or lifehack; anything other than trivia or fact. Something one can learn in 10 minutes or so (and perhaps with a bit of practice every day, excel at) but it must be useful for the person for the remainder of his/her life. Please note that while someone's response may not be useful in your life, it can be very important to someone else's.",Don't let other people control your emotions. +"Golden State Warriors (11-2) @ Pacers (7-7) | Nov. 21, 2016 Let's go Warriors!",JAVALE IS IN THE GAME +And you're clearly fucking retarded if you think we don't need vaccines. (If you're being sarcastic then you did a good job of hiding it).,"I assure you, I'm being sarcastic." +Henry Kissinger has 'advised Donald Trump to accept' Crimea as part of Russia,Why don't this motherfucker die already +"I have trouble seeing Mormonism as worse then any other religion. They all seem just as dumb to me, they just started at different times.",See it from the inside. +"Non-Australians, what is your opinion/view of Australia?",Everything there tries to kill you +Is it? There's stories of fishermen castaway at sea who survived on turtle blood. One such fellow survived an entire 13 months.,227 days even with Richard Parker +"If you think Neslo, someone who's been part of the community for years, would pay to have a team hit offline you're delusional.","it's not out of the realms of possibility, all he seems to do is bitch about connection nowadays" +"Anyone remember Homestar Runner? What was your favorite episode, character, or specific part in a cartoon? Homestar used to be the funniest thing for me in high school. A recent bout of nostalgia got me thinking about all the characters.",Trogdor: The Burninator +2 mana polymorph as hero power? But any 1/1 can then kill you? Perhaps put a secret in play as you become sheep (iron wool: gain 9 armour) and have it activate when attacked to even it out.,Don't you mean steel wool? +"Probably, since it's designed to stay intact with the weight of the forklift on it. Which, coincidentally, approaches the impact momentum of some of the objects higher up striking an object a few feet above the floor.","Just being pedantic, but I think you are using momentum in the wrong sense here because it's not a measure of force while weight is." +yes,I think you mean ok +Holy shit I love this.. The best was someone likely from here posting a picture in that thread asking if they look juicy and they fucking said yes. No neg on you my man you look good but not like you're on steroids.. I haven't seen such mediocre attitudes in a long time,That was u/feakwaggot. +Oh look a Che Guevara flag. how typical,Please tell us how disgusting it is that people have whitewashed such a murderer. +"Best character in any book that you've read? I'm sure this has come up before, but who is your favorite literary character and why? What constitutes a great character for you? My favorite is Hank Chinaski, from Bukowski's novels. Just a wonderfully complex character that in his loneliness, resonates a bit with all of us. I love character study, and I'm just curious what others think.",Uther Doul. +"Well, you know... if you *really* loved Oregon maybe you'd invest in a salt shaker",dont worry high blood pressure will get him! +I think the contradictions you see here at r/nba comes from the inconsistency of the officiating we see on a nightly basis.,"Also cuz this is Westbrook and not dray, griffin or CP3" +Gotta make those. Helluva game tho. Fuckin Lebron,Hard to beat him when he hits those shots **and** gets away with murder. +There was a text deleted before the thank you thank you.,(serious) how do you know? +"Teachers disciplined for calling Trump-supporting students 'racists,' stomping on Old Glory in class - The College Fix",At least 1 school district isn't letting teachers get away with verbally assaulting students either in person or on Fakebook. +"For real? Damn, that's rough. Yeah, after all that event, I don't think anyone would just give away that final published paper. Have you tried widespread search from the nearest to the closest shop?","oh sorry forgot to update, I GOT ONE stole it from my friend's office mine also ran out" +This is such a beautiful song about love. Did you know that a hemroids product tried to buy the rights to it and use it in their commercial? (Burning ring of fire). Johnny's daughter Roseanne flipped out and said no way!,That is hilarious... +"Yep. I wish it too. The Judge Dredd reboot had a lot of similarities with The Raid: Redemption. Iko Uwais and Tony Jaa kick so much ass, it's almost physically painful to watch their films hahah!","I cringed when I realized how easily a well-sharpened knife can go through a man's chest cavity, or how cutting just a small part of your leg can legit prevent you from walking." +I think the assumption is that attractive girls are expected to be so busy with the hoards of friends it's unfathomable that they would be found here. Or maybe most people are average looking so there's a perception that attractive women don't come around these parts.,Or that Redditors are such pieces of shit that attractive women would never associate with the site. +Is there any way to recharge souls during PVP matches? It would be fun to open a breach in the middle of the Sarn arena.,Not sure if summoned creatures can contribute to getting vaal souls. +Now you need to play Uplink to complete the EE,And link your Origin account +You could screenshot this post and make another thread titled *I disagreed with a Duterte Supporter and here's what I got*,I could also screenshot this post and post to FB with the caption this is where the anti-Duterte people are gathering :) +Because I work second shift at the tissue bank and am on break...,Valid reason. +The racing gods can't save you from that color.,Well seeing as its my car and all.....probably all that matters is that I like it. +Gr8 Cr8 Day M8,Older redditors should remember Muldoon's drunk swing election. +I'm in serbia and my stream has been lagging like fuck CAN ANYONE EXPLAIN WHY BRISKET IS PLAYING RIGHT NOW?!,BB must not want Jimmy to play +"Slice the corners off with a sharp knife, I use to steal zippos from the clam shell wrapping by just cutting around the lighter and pocketing it.","Knife = burglary tools or maybe (armed) robbery, be careful with this route OP." +I heard you like bikes..,"this *is* r/wtf, right?" +HMB while I jump this fire,"Man, I never thought I would be able to characterize someones approach to danger as dainty." +Johnny Depp cameo in 21 jump street (movie),What made it so good was how he was hiding in plain sight the whole time. +People still play this game...?,People still ask this stupid troll question? +They are letting writers out of Nottingham? Next you'll be saying we have plastic sisters,i really hope they werent takin the piss with that video would love to have some sisters to go with my skitarii +Well...? I'm waiting.,XAN I NEED UR LUV +"When The Flash saved his mother at the end of season 2, the only changes to people's lives would be those caused by her still being alive, and by his father not being in prison for decades for her murder. There is no reason to expect it would have a massive impact on the lives of others, unless either one became President or whatever. With the past changed, there would be no reason for someone like The Flash to have his old memories since they never happened. When The Flash tried to repair the timeline from the second reality he created, he instead created a third reality. The Flash from Earth 2 stopped him causing further well intentioned damage to the timeline. If time travel were really possible (it isn't), reality would be continually being changed by meddlers and stupid people.",Cool story bro. +Really hope you two meet eachother soon. I genuinely wish I had a sister. :/,Same here :( +MODS ARE ASLEEP. RARE TRUMP INCOMING...,So godly +Australians petition to put Steve Irwin on their money.,PUT HIS FACE ON MONEY LIKE YOU PUT SHRIMP ON A BARBIE +This severed bike lock was designed to appear thicker than it is.,Why would you lock a severed bike? +"Same, or in Philly. Why else would Jinger and Joy take a selfie in what looks like a hotel hallway and say they're on a wedding planning trip? Seems like a stretch to say they were lying.","I think they were there to dress shop, since the shops 'gift' their dresses for the publicity maybe they drove a little further for a free one" +I think there is also 2xp for space land,Which sucks because you can't play after level 3 in the trial +"I can't be held accountable for the things I say when I'm drunk. Sure you can, and that's why you're getting kicked out of college.",Yes of course alcahol makes the bigotry or arsehole language just magically appear inside your head +"It was implemented a long time ago. Before Doffy Raid I think, but on him I used it the first time by myself","On Japan maybe, but Ive been looking all the time when I forget combos and it was never there" +It's almost as if...I've been here before.,But higher on the canyon +I'm ready for Atlanta.,"Atlanta, Scream Queens, The Flash... there are so many better shows to watch than New Girl tonight." +"I have no idea where you live but cs is one of the games with the best netcode and lowest pings usually, in eu i hardly know of anyone in my extended circle of (online) friends that is above 20, last time i played at that ping was literally 2002 before i switched from isdn to dsl.","That is just a plain lie, yes we in sweden have 5 ping, but literally everyone else that doesn't have the server in their back yard has 30+" +Is the helm of Raedwall real and not something you made up to keep players playing to crack the clue first?,Mod wore it in game. +The 5 stages of Bitcoin disruption,liked the death star behind the FT article :) needs a flying saucer in there ... somewhere +I let the TV do it.,But what if it's CBC they watch? +Sami Zayn is Muslim,Now we know why Jim Cornette hates him. +Seconds after Skully first learned he could howl,Obv he is drunk on newfound power +"Fuck no, bitches was just fishing for compliments",:( +The bloody Chinese at it again! What is it with the Toxic Rape Culture of Chinese Males coming from Asia and raping all over the place?,clearly as the man was not wearing a hijab he was asking for it +Nu Wa has brown hair. Apollo has blond hair.,Looked at card arts they looked redheads +2016 in review: 5 Memorable Melee Moments,"The production value is fantastic, i love these yahoo esports videos." +Reports aren't being given out as frequently so these asshats aren't getting punished anymore. I don't understand what valve's game plan is here. This is getting really bad.,Prove that all the whiners about low prio not working are wrong? +Only in TLD you can get Hypothermia when you already have Hypothermia you can even get hypothermia 5 times in 10 minutes if you are really committed to exploring an icy shore,It's double secret hypothermia. +Also grave robbers. People don't appreciate their loved ones being disturbed so you can grab their fake jewelry,That was the obvious reason! +Thousands Join Anti-Trump Protests Around Country,"Until we have compulsory voting, this will all be for naught." +"LPT: If it's starting to snow in your state, stay away from cars with plates from states with no snow.",LPT: Stay inside people are dangerous +What is your fave wes craven movie? I really enjoyed the scream movies. They weren't scary but i like the characters and the origin of sidney prescott. I like thinking about who the killer is. I guess in a way it is scary because there are psychopaths out there killing people. At least i will be prepared. I thought he directed more movies but they are all quality.,Red Eye +He was up at 2:30 in the morning thinking/tweeting about it. That's how much she got into his head.,something something have nuclear codes +Can someone tell me why nytimes isn't covering the wikileaks? It is a bigger story!,What's so big about it? +Of the light hearted ones which would you say is an essential must watch right now.,"K-ON for sure, one of my personal favorites and probably one of the best SoL shows out there." +Taiwanese animators depict Pres. Duterte as a Clown. Obama with the last laugh.,very accurate how the world see our president +Where is a good place to buy a 3d printer kit That wont scam me,Budget? +Nikki Bella,I like where the camera man was headed +"You're a babysitter who must sit 4 kids -- ages 6b, 10g, 14g, 14b -- for the evening. What movie could entertain all of them?",Forget a movie - play hide and seek in the dark with all the lights off. +Canadian Redneck Shotgunning,Amazingly it's the wrong sub. +"Except they'll arrest her in a heartbeat for someone made up bullshit law because she's sitting on a horse illegally or something, even though she's using her right to peaceful protest.","The Tiananmen guy was also taken away, why are you saying except" +"I like Hawaiian shirts on guys, makes me think you don't take yourself so seriously.",brb +"You might be interested in Pengakuan Algojo, published by TEMPO. It really show the other perspectives that what we weren't taught.","I know, it's not what OP was asking but i really think it might be a good source if OP was interested in history and psychology." +Cuts In Texas Medicaid Hit Rural Kids With Disabilities Especially Hard,"God damn texas, why don't we bring back eugenics while we're at it." +I got my girlfriend of 8 years an engagement ring about a month ago. Woke up to this today from her!,"Not gonna lie, I'd rather my guy gave me this than a ring." +"You're one of the first colonists on Mars, but you have a secret; what is it?",This isn't real and I am sitting in a chair at Total Recall trying to live out a spy fantasy +"Critical Bug with the Report System # You've been in Low Prio a lot lately? Read on. You can use **1 REPORT** to report someone **3 TIMES** by pressing every of the 3 buttons in the new POST-SCREEN (communication abuse, ability abuse, feed). That way your report will count **3 TIMES**, essentially sending your hated person into **LOW PRIORITY**.",This might explain why I got more than <3 reports for the first time ever in my last summary card +Never build a snowman with seagull,wait.. I swear I saw this clip a week ago +This is cool,Not a meaningful interaction +You will definitely never regret that.,"Yeah definitely, every tattoo has to have a meaning behind it and if not you should never get it." +and two zig zags gonna smoke that tumbleweed,*baby that's all we need Are you even a stoner jeez +Why do females like to think they're equal?,Because we are. +Put your pants back on.,"now take them off, SLOWLY...." +The mouse which meant more. (story in comments.),"I am using this mouse right now with my setup although it's not the epic edition just the wired version, been very reliable since buying it." +For now I don't really care about gold rewards but getting through all the gated go collect 10 monkey butts from missions that reward 1 monkey butt per mission on a 12 hour mission absurdity.,"Fortunately, you only have to collect golden monkey butts once per character." +*fires up monster rig... still plays 2d pixel art games guilty as charged.,I have more hours in Terraria than Witcher 3 and SWBF combined. +My Professional & Gaming Home Office,... glorious +That's Senator Debbie Stabenow speaking.,"Oh please, that doesn't feel right to me so it must be farce" +"I was 13 years old at the time, and it took me 4 days. I was in school, so I wasn't able to read it all at once. I couldn't really guess how many total hours.","Wow, you must have slept with the book in your hands!" +Headache? Help? (Glasses?) Hello everyone! I'm 14 years old I play a lot of video games but lately I've been getting headaches when I play. It might be because I woke up early and then started playing. I have horrible eyesight and got glasses around 2 years ago but I probably haven't even had them on for a full hour since. I am nearsighted and play quite close to my monitors. Will wearing glasses when playing games help my headaches or will they make my eyes or headaches worse because they are near sighted and not far sighted for looking at my monitors. Thanks!,"You might want to consider actual video game glasses (yes, they are a thing)" +So? Trump isn't the one raising my taxes. I don't care what he does or who he offends. He can do whatever he wants to America. He can sell America to Kim Jong Un for all I care. Just don't touch my money. MAGA,I hope you don't have a 401k or IRA...Trump will be way worse for those +Green candidate Van der Bellen wins Austrian presidential election,Good +I can understand like half of what someone is saying if they're speaking in certain Punjabi dialects. I really wish my parents had taught me either Punjabi or Hindko. That said I'm interested in just teaching myself. The problem is all the Punjabi material online is in Gurmukhi. Also I used to be nearly fluent in Spanish but I've fallen totally out of practice.,Yaar ap pathan nhi ho +LD: The Fox Master,"It's ya boy, L.D." +Surprisingly nimble for such a giant dude! Although I liked how he had to try a couple times to grab his own foot behind his back :D,"In Hockey, Americans and Canadians are the rough/dirty players with lots of fouls, while Russian KHL players/old USSR played technical sportsmanlike hockey." +"yeah, unfortunately r/dota2 mods allow flaming of all regions except EU quite unfair but what can you do, eu cuck mods will eu cuck",Nadota BrokeBack +Oh yeah? How many ICE agents are there? How many Californians are there?,Like nu male liberals can do anything besides pout. +"I will never understand why you retards just don't block him if you don't want to see what he says. It's his opinion and he's allowed to have it, so calm yourself and stop getting yourself mad then bitch about it.",Log off Phi Phi. +Nintendo of Europe:Don't forget: a special demo of #PokemonSunMoon will be available from late morning on 18/10,"Get your pickaxes, we're going data mining soon." +(Spoilers Extended) Will you watch season 7 even if TWOW hasn't been released by the time the show airs?,"I'll say I won't, but I probably will." +"Not that I disagree with it being a little counter-intuitive, but wouldn't *zero* strength be an even bigger reason for the +10 strength?","Alright, Double Ogre club is the build." +"Her only remaining tactic is to accuse Trump with everything she's proven guilty of: racist, sexist, can't be trusted with nuke codes etc.",Logic +New Glitch/Exploit? Does anyone have an explanation for this?,Maybe quickly spotlighting the receiver might help +Headphone manufactures can use the lightning port for headphones and this allowed for power to be pushed to the headphones. Active noise cancelling is an example of things that can be done. Dongles: just buy a dock. All of that is not moving with you so invest in a setup that connects via Thundbolt. A single port via a dock will support all of those needs. iPods are obsolete,"But using the lightning port means that there will have to be a DAC in the adapter (not sure about an amp), and it will probably be low quality." +I thought we were supposed to concede 33 in a half not in a quarter tonight.,so they won't score in the next quarter. +That's not all that was there and you know it.,"No, I don't, and neither do you." +"This wasn't a mandatory temporary move, this was a permanent one. There is absolutely no reason to take three months on the government dime to do this. If he wanted to wait for a dream home or for renovations to be done, that's on him.",Not quite... Precisely because it is a permanent move it may take more time... 2 years ago it took me about 5 months since I sold my condo and bought a house +Romney said he'd get it down to 6% and the Republicans were singing his praises.,"Yeah, but Romney was talking about the *real* unemployment rate, not the eligitimate black president unemployment rate" +"Am I the only one who thinks Kellyanne is looking really rough in these latest interview vids? I mean seriously, watch videos of her from a month ago and compare with now. She looks exhausted.",A physician has confirmed that she has Parkinson's diseased caused by a head injury she suffered a few years ago +Neither Clinton nor Trump are convicted felons so they pass your test.,But it *feels* like she's a felon +It was just a reason to print more money (i.e. The reason the Thor movies exist). It just happened to be really good too.,Guardians has actually been my fave mcu movie so far +Millions died in a flood? That's news to me.,that's the story. +"Nah, he'll resign with enough time for Biden to pardon him too.","no need, a president can pardon himself" +push me away... to a vision test.,r/niceguys +Trump's most damaging appointment yet: new head of EPA is CURRENTLY SUING THE EPA,Electoral college needs to step on after seeing these +"Pros/Cons of Rowing at home? Looking to buy a rower for home cardio usage in association with a diet. Work schedule has severely limited my gym access time. Was wondering what r/Fitness thought of them and what kind of experiences they have had with them, as well as their results. Would be getting a Concept2 Thanks!","Pros: great, low-impact cardio Cons: super boring" +Hey Barry! How cool is this gun?!,'Absolutely cool' +"According to the official merch, there's no domesticated animals of any kind in Zootopia, since they evolved without humans altogether. I guess you can cook with ostrich eggs though",Well they had pink pigs. +No one gives a fucking shit. Give the guy at least some reason to be happy. It's rarer than you not being an asshole in this thread.,u mad lab bro? +"You're right. The discussion of intersex individuals is hugely damning to a gender-essentialist LDS viewpoint. The most conservative estimates place a hard 1% that don't fit the model (that's 75 million living people at present), and if we're allowed some metrics that aren't so reductionist, we can arrive easily at 10% (750 million living people at present) that are born neither male or female on the spectrum. -------------------------------- Relevant reference: Blackless, Melanie, Anthony Charuvastra, Amanda Derryck, Anne Fausto-Sterling, Karl Lauzanne, and Ellen Lee. 2000. How sexually dimorphic are we? Review and synthesis. American Journal of Human Biology 12:151-166.","Yeah, but when you look at the Plan of Salvation and how the restored gospel was only potentially available to ~10% of the people who have lived, does excluding 10% from that plan really matter?" +"You mean its not one ladies fault?!?!?! But all those facebook posts, all of those allegations about a charity that helps people!",it's killary's fault the middle east has had a horrible drought for the past 40 years. +I like a man who knows how to invest properly.,"So to clarify, the wife is the asset, right accounting team?" +"Which is wrong. Every. Single. Time. Doesn't matter how much game you have, by the time you find a second girl, at least 57 dudes have been willing to fuck your girl. If not more. Hell, I'll see a fine ass chick on the street and if she was like come to my place and I don't even know her, I'll grab a couple rubbers and take my chances. The polyamorous crap is just like cuckolding. Its a way for new age women to be completely devoid of morals and take advantage of men.","Honestly when most women suggest an open relationship what they really mean is I'm thinking of breaking up with you, I'm shopping around for a new partner but I don't have the guts or integrity to break it off with you first in case I can't find anyone better Source: seen it happen a few times irl." +"Do it, homie! You can get a good rice cooker for $25 and sometimes cheaper. Don't go for one any more than $35, it isn't necessary. Also you can cook other things in rice cookers! Lentils, beans and even cake. Really fucking good cake.",Why did I never think to cook lentils in the rice cooker? +They have each other...that's all that matters. It's a beautiful thing.,So... you just kill time penetrating the fleshlight with a dildo? +Awesome Footbridge on the Marcos Highway,Sinong mag-aadjust? +AMD stock hits $10.07,I suppose that the Trump rally combined with AMD's recent success isn't hurting. +i'm still hoping that all this Gadgetzan teasing is just a huge curveball and the new expansion is about something completely different.,same tbh +"Why do people like Darby Walker so much? Her voice has a nice tone, but I honestly think that she handicaps herself trying to sing stylistically. I feel like she'd be much better just not doing that. It feels tacky, and Darby as a person just feels very mean girl-y to me. I don't know. It just feels like Miley carried her through at times she definitely did not deserve to win. I really liked her after her audition, but everytime she performs it just feels like a not very good rendition of that. I'd really like to see something more original? (The question mark is because she's doing this to try and be original, but it isn't.) Florence Welch is an amazing vocalist/musician and I totally understand why someone would feel inspired by her, but outright ripping her off just makes me really not like her.",I can live without her. +White sox fan hate stories. Let's hear em!,The who? +Bruh this is like the 3rd time this article is posted on this subreddit.,But we need to know what the netizens think! +Nah i could be ID'd by combining my reddit history with my xtube vids. There's plenty of porn out there for ya,So share with a throwaway +Anybody have a clue what this is? It tastes so bad.,Probably man up by power through pussy. +There's a country right now that's trying out a mandatory income for all citizens. Basically free money for people. Not sure what country or how it works but I would assume once jobs actually become scarce because of automation this would be the only way it could work.,Sweden are doing localised trials iirc +What bad habits do you have playing your favorite champion? I'll start off first by admitting I am really selfish with my ults with Kindred and choose not to save toxic teammates :/,Taking assassin on Draven for the 1v9... or running in 1v5 hoping for the big crit +When are we getting this?,US - Tuesday EU - Thursday +He also plays the wife,They killed my WIFE! +"yes, it's been posted about 500x times already...","Yeah, but did you know Cards Against Humanity put up these billboards saying Trump is a Hanzo main?" +"Ted is not valid to me. Entertaining, and maybe even right, but not a reputable source.",based on all the information you dropped id have to agree.... +Sweat looks like a pair of lungs(or maybe a butterfly?),it's a dragon +"Well I'll have you know he is an ex navy seal with 24 years of combat experience and more than 100 confirmed kills. He and his friends would have taken out their sniper rifle, smg, assault rifles, and lmgs and assumed their known positions in the squad. They would have tactically cleared the H&M and the Pac Sun, then converged on the Hot Topic. They would have done a tactical breach through the front window, shot the bad guy in the face, and then his friends would have disappeared like ghosts as he banged the hot associate behind the counter. So don't be a pussy next time and be more like him.","The tacticool pants gave it away, huh?" +Bit late for that.,It's never too late for retroactive abortions. +"I am his elder brother, the Ghost of the Pluperfect Imperfect Subjunctive. I bring news of what would have been having happened, if you had not been having changed your ways.",it sounds like polanball +mirror? it won't play on mobile,played fine on my s7. +"One of the reasons for which my squad and I haven't bought BF1 is the price. We're still playing BF4 and Hardline quite a lot while waiting for the price to drop like usual. As for those saying that PCs only mean towers and PC building, because I travel a lot, I game on a laptop which is smaller and certainly more powerful than a console.","Yeah $60, that's hella expensive bro" +So does Elliot just have a giant whole to run through every play or something?,Wouldn't it be a giant empty? +"I'm early, let's count how many Corsair jokes will be made 2 so far",Now 6 Corsair jokes. +"He's vastly more mobile than Tracer. Trace is quick but has zero vertical mobility. Genji has wall climb, double jump, and his dash.",so then pahrah is far more mobile by your weird definition of mobility +I just hate the gas. Reminds me of the tear gas chamber in boot camp.,Those assholes made me wait until the very end and then used a tiny fan to blow it even more into my face. +"Just want to point out that Link didn't become a stalfos. It says in Hyrule Historia page 84 that only adults turn into stalfos while children turn into skull kids. Link became a ghost (as stated in page 174) and helped Link, his blood descendant (page 115) in TP.",Indeed. +"A bunch of people who are acquaintances/friends with Trump really like him and support him. My Aunt worked with him for the past decade and said he is an extremely hard worker and one of the most genuine people she knows. She really respects him and even though, she initially wasn't going to vote for Trump (she preferred Rubio), she said that everyone got along with him and he was very personal. His extremely wealthy friends (if they can be considered friends) are acting in self-interest. That's it. They don't agree with his policies and are trying to use their influence (if they have any) to convince people to vote against Trump. His policies will hurt them financially, and since they're not super close, they're trying to fuck him over. It's pretty obvious",Yeah giving the wealthy tax cuts will surely hurt them financially. +Lol this team is such ass,I guess Chip wasn't the only problem. +Blues have cancelled today's practice,They going to the Cubs parade? +Josh Richardson has been cleared by team doctors to make season debut tonight in Toronto after MCL tear in September,Riptors +But I thought the market was imploding?,But it is +Well I personally would recommend a sai to non crit builds and plat kris for crit casters.,Obviously a kris is for crit builds only :P. Yeah sai is really good for non-crit even if you dont go block. +Can you add Standard as well??,[](#Kappa) +Yeah I'm boycotting the NFL. I love the Bills but fuck this sorry ass excuse of a league. Unbelievable,Because they'll really miss you +"Way ahead of you bro, I use incognito",Cover your webcam for further security +"When I read something in one of the balkan languages I always have that feeling you get when you've been handed a shitty hand at scrabble, where you have no vowels and there isn't a letter that matches another :)",Welcome to Slavic languages. +Spend $40 dollars or build entire pc for one game.,Because he only owns one game on steam right? +It just doesn't seem that long when you put it that way,Unless you realize there's 2080 business hours per year. +At my local beer distributor Hamms is $14 for a 30 rack while PBR is $22,"In your neighborhood I would be chilling with the Hamm's bear to, never thought the old red, white, and blue brew would be a premium, ha ha ha" +Netflix's '3%' to premiere November 25,probably no one is gonna watch it until someone praises it highly on reddit. +Those aren't the crown jewels.,There has to be more... There are none of Hillary's emails on there. +It could grip it by the husk,"It's not a question of where he grips it... (BTW, I love the contempt in his voice as he says this line.)" +"That's pretty cool, what kind of jobs are they looking to fill?","Almost anything you can think of, marketing, sales, ops, finance, administration, accounting, all that fun stuff" +"They rejected Halo for violence though, and that is fantasy - that's why there are Halo Megablocks sets",Halo is explicitly FPS though. +"It creaks so much by the power button and it really really bends, feels like it is going to snap!","Just support the part towards the rear on the underside as you push up, a $120 case should not break so easily just by trying to do something it is designed to do, if it does crack, then I would consider it a defect in manufacturing and would expect a warranty claim." +"This game is going to be very divisive in this community. For every 5 people saying it's great, there's gonna be 2 saying it sucks. Personally, I'm not a fan. Grab it out of a redbox or something and try it for a weekend. This is definitely one of those titles that you need to do that with.",If you play on PC you would know it's more like 10:1 hate:like +Some mids have the audacity to ask for first blue.,Some mids are so good that they can just ask for it and even get it +Trump said the election was going to be rigged. Doesn't he and his supporters realize there are ramifications to saying that?,Wrong. +"Sombra's Page is live on the official website, ability overview!",That's basically Skye from Paladins. +"Islamophobia is no more a real thing than Scientologyphobia is, it's just a fancy-sounding buzzword used to shut down criticism of a religion.","Jesus, you lot are fucking unbelievable." +"yeah, i god like 10 better question ideas after the fact. but i'm sure i'll get another chance in about 5 years. awesome to be on the show","Your question was miles better than 90% of the panel questions and those guys have to stand in line and think about their question, pretty long too." +People don't even remember that Hillary ran to the left of Obama in 2008 and that is within all eligible voters realm of consciousness,"And yet all she has done over the last 8 years is work for CEOs, wall street, and bankers." +The very fact that you call it pop pop tells me you're not ready for it!,I would have *sexual relations* with her! +Sometimes I wish I could teleport through the monitor and beat the shit out of the 14 year old trolling me on the other side,That 14 yo would probably stomp your neck beard ass self . +"You're not wrong that a small portion asked these things, but what do you want the mods to do? If they make a feedback thread asking for feedback and the feedback predominately tells them they don't want generic screeenshot crap, they're not going to shrug that off as oh, didn't get hundreds of thousands of comments so we're not going to follow it.","What I want the mods to do is to promote awesome content, and be respectful of everything else, respecting the fact that except for spammers (corporate shills trying to sell something or protect a product), is just diverse fan types sharing their diverse stuff." +"Reply to the fucking comment by saying what I said was racist, simple as that",what i said was racist +"IMO, snow day's the best but i bought both since they are legacy",I am considering it too. +*I* heard they were attacked by laser mosquitos who replaced their fleshy innards with positronic larval colonies.,"Well yeah, that's common knowledge." +MFW White people.,"If you have to ask, or have a full-on discussion, about *who* can say the n-word, then you probably are the kind of person that shouldn't be saying it in the first place, or ya know, like ever." +Made a bowl attachment to my joint holder.,Mmm smoking gun powder. +"I'm the first guy to defend CM Punk and be serious about jim when other people are joking about him, but DAMN... you absolutly deserved that gold",Jim thanks you. +Yeah it's the guy at the beginning of the comment chain that said that lol,"he's a trump supporter, all black people look the same to him" +What? Who does that? Assholes.. That's none of his business where you're from in the first place.,Someone who voted Trump does that +Boycott the NFL for standing with the occult. This is real and you should know.,"Let's take this to the front page boys, people need to be aware of this" +Today's Society,Sinking boats are a Chinese conspiracy +Took this photo of my campfire,I can almost smell it. +It was called don jon. Pretty good movie actually.,Scar-jo plays one of the biggest cunts I have ever seen on film. +Is there any evidence that the men took coke?,Well if the death of the Kells man gets connected by the police then I'll assume it's definitely coke +"Back in my day, we would have this payload delivered already.",CART IS NOT MOVING! +O'Reilly just proved that journalist from WA Post is a babbling moron,Yh im watching the rerun +"I did that too, Tyro will be a tank in all nightmare and other specials dungeons! After that i decided To give him a treat and record dived him, since he's always on my team because SG. He's looking badass now! Haha",If it makes you feel any better I have a 6* SG and an 8* Thyrus +"Now that Bill has no lifeforce left to drain, Hillary's starting to look a little rough...",If Soros and Clinton had a Nazi baby. +MFW deca gives the abby back more % of def dropping.,Hockey is the greatest sport in the world +Yeah they are all Berkeley,Damn Berkley natives moving in from the midwest making the Bay Area crowded! +Has anyone ever asked what happens after the nexus explodes?,It usually finalizes the blame gsme and introduces the report section. +animal abuse,You should see what i do to vegetables with knives... +Platinum End : Chapter 12,"God bless character development, hopefully this is the turning point when this manga becomes as memorable as Bakuman / Death note, instead of being just another death game with cool art." +"What is currently the world's oldest writing, if this new artifact doesn't take its place?","I would guess something Mesopotamian, specifically Sumerian" +why! always with the open power supplies!,You mean the open hard drive? +Not a PSA.,I've seen post such as force with 1700~2200 and stuff like that and I got team-mates who kept doing this so I posted it as such +You need to introduce your friend to Visual Studio. Re-installing that just once will cure him of that affliction.,Does that actually fix problems? +Looking through my phone's files...,Next time get a laptop with Intel or Qualcomm (Atheros) +How horrible! Parents making their child's life easier than theirs.,"Yup, it's truly the American dream to sell influence in our government for personal profit." +Ecuador?,yeah in the embassy. +Diabetes quick Survey,...and what is the purpose for said survey? +are your shadows on?,No they are off Im running very low presets and get 60 fps in 90% of fights +"NO YOU DIDN'T...HAHA WHAT A JOKER RIGHT? THIS GUY RIGHT HERE, SO FUNNY...",OH RIGHT..UMH YEAH THAT WAS A JOKE! +Until your 70,"If I'm as shitty a person as most of these past 70, then kiss my ass and fire me into the sun." +"funny, that just happened with the lumineers",Good thing they're shit anyways +A base jumpers 120 metre fall,DONT BASE JUMP IN COLD WEATHER FOOL +"i think it's bipolar disorder, manic depression could be enhanced by a stimulant but you don't need a drug to act like that",Could also be extreme narcissism getting to his head +12 team with 5 man bench here. He was dropped for Anquan Boldin a couple weeks ago. Scooped him up.,That guy is dumb +K,"Good to go, no warlock yet?" +Toon Fredbear! Thoughts?,Looks like he's had enough. +Rhyperior did it first with his flesh cannons...r34 ensued... We can't have nice things...,And Magmortar. +"Sigh, I guess playing 15 vs ai games can't be that hard.","A little tedious and vicariously boring, but not hard at all." +pretty cool. Hope he has a career game!,140 yards and 6 points to boot! +We can unite around this common enemy to become stronger than ever.,that's my hope +I think she's headed down a pissed off/I won't be the victim anymore path as a face rather than the happy go lucky face that she's been.,Crow Becky Lynch when? +I'm crying laughing in my office right now. I had no idea DB was this funny. RIP The Bear,He's consistently one of the funnier parts of Total Divas. +Best type of servers to train What are the best type of servers to train? I started to play retakes a lot lately but most people say its unrealistic and it creates bad habits,"hs only ffa B-) I like faceit as it means nothing to me and it effectively is as close you can be to mm without risking your rank, you also cant get team-killed which is always nice as everyone there are toxic rejects." +We're outnumbered more than 10 to 1. I have my doubts.,Yeah but they're French tho +"Something something we shouldn't have guns. Something something assault rifles Something something that's not an assault rifle Something something people will still kill each other Something something guns makes it easier to kill people Rinse and repeat. K, guys? We don't need start this discussion",Thank you for taking the bullet. +"TIL Pope Innocent waged a massacre against the Cathars, when asked how to tell Cathars from Catholics the papal legates reply was Kill them all, the Lord will recognise His own.",Yeah... religion isn't scary at all. +"Remember. This is the guy that said no such thing as bad press so if you think his temper tantrums aren't calculated moves, you're delusional...","If you think his temper tantrums are calculated moves, you're delusional... FTFY" +You crazy kids with your flying saucers and laser beams.,It's pronounced phaser +"It will take some doing, as it seems pretty obvious that somebody sicced them on you.",Exactly what I was thinking - probably his mum in my experience. +"Tulsi Gabbard on Twitter: Just landed in Bismarck. It's 10pm, 26degrees, airport is FULL of veterans coming in from all across the country #StandingRock #NoDAPL",The water is going to be a little colder than in her profile picture if she gets hit with it. +Suggest an anime to someone else based on their comment history! Oh this is going to be fun....,Bring it on. +"Whats the craziest drugged out moment that you have witnessed at a R/ave? I remember at 420 Festival there was a guy laying on the ground screaming about the devil or demons outside the main stages. This girl who was his friend was trying to calm him down but he kept screaming at the top of his lungs while squirming on the floor. The police were just looking at him and shaking their heads, while the paramedics were trying to help him. I'm guessing he was on Shrooms or Acid but it sure looked like he had a bad trip. Other times I would be walking around EDC and just see girls sitting against the walls in the fetal position with no emotion or reactions. Its just crazy that you can take drugs and how they can effect your mind and mess with your consciousness. Anyone have any stories that you have experienced or meet someone who was drugged out of their minds. If it happened to you or a friend, how did it feel and what did you see during that time?",Two girls molesting a wall and screaming about how wet they are. +"Yeah, Sam Rosen's voice is painful. At least we haven't gotten ol' Dick Stockton every week like last season",We got Al Michaels in 2 weeks! +I do but still doenst interest me,"Yeah, I have it and it is okay, but really only something I demo or use every few months." +Easiest game of my life -BB,2 EZ 4 RTZ +dank t shirt my class is getting,I don't get all the hate...How else are you supposed to let everyone know you're a wizard on the wards? +That works? My dog pulls out no matter how hard I try hold him in.,wat +"was about to reply that i had 24 revives yesterday, nevermind... :p",That'll do pig.... that'll do +"Once JB for 9.3.5 on 32-bit, a number of devices can use OdysseusOTA to downgrade without needing blobs to 8.4.1. So this has a good potential to help people.","If you have your 4.3.x blobs, you can downgrade without jailbreak, then you can precede to jailbreak and use OdysseusOTA (Beehind) or OdysseusOTA2." +"Well done Labour. Not sure where today's flurry of activity has come from, but nice to finally see a bit of bite from them.","First week of parliament since Corbyn's reelection, I'd imagine." +We still missing you stay I go ?,"Sounds like You go, I stay would be more appropriate." +No. It isn't retroactive because 'it was illegal when you were caught'.,Ah that makes sense. +Yup....unless they are told not to pursue. Obama admin has been hobbling immigration from day one,Source for that claim? +"Why is it possible in ranked to kick a player in the first round operator selection screen? Joined a ranked with my friend after a few casuals. Was really having fun. Round 1 started choosing the operators, randomly someone starts a vote to kick me and then instantly get kicked. And that isn't just it. I get a 15 minute surrender sanction aswell. Never have i been kicked before and i get this punishment for nothing? Nice way to ruin a game. Why is it even possible to kick a player in the first round operator selection screen?",In case you pick **their** operator +Ubi was ready for the salt and made sure to place the appropriate items around the new map.,"Tears taste salty, I get it!" +Disappointed to see this attitude in the queer community. How do we combat it?,"Experiences like this are why I will never identify with the LGBT community, even as I support them in their own endeavors" +"Oh, I thought Cambridge, Ontario. I don't know why","Man, you North Americans really need to get your own names for places." +"I dunno, Shadow of the Colossus was just about perfect in the controls department for me.","Look, I loved that game, but I spent as much time fighting the camera as I did any Colossus." +use reddit is fun It's way better,"Im too used to alien blue, it is basically my wife now..." +alrighty he's clean,Basically clean* +yup,Is there any decent quality streams ? +"The Australian Greens' immigration and refugee policies do not propose to abolish vetting and assessment of refugee claims, which is what open borders would actually mean. They push for faster processing to eliminate the suffering we currently see in offshore detention, which you'd think would matter to people supposedly worried about drownings. Their approach would arguably be preventative against having to resort to people smuggling in taking on the international burden of refugee resettlement, but if it couldn't done, would ensure people end up somewhere instead of us paying to keep them in expensive processing centres out at Nauru and Manus. I guess the majority of voters don't know how to get to the Greens website and read their actual policies.",They have the Daily Telegraph and the Australian to paraphrase their policies fairly for them. +How are you going to counter her if your champ is dead?,She is no.1 player ~~champ~~ hero killer +What should they have done?,How about call the police? +When the struggle was real,you knew you were having a bad day when that took more than 5 seconds to zoom in haha +Who are the bottom 10 players in baseball right now?,Just Smoak +I've had a very similar conversation with a friend of a friend. She also wouldn't fly at night because the plane might hit the stars during the trip and she didn't want to risk it.,Not so much 'idiot' as crazy. +"I love how Reagan worshippers just elected a Russian catspaw. All this talk about bringing down the wall and you hand the fucking key to Europe with president trump. To avoid a fucking mytjoical world war 3 scenario over Syrian no fly zones. As fucking stupid as it is, the humor of it is almost worth it.",It is really sad to see. +"Oh yeah... I derped, Maybe you could have it as a optional thing instead of Gestures",I say just have it be a gesture that's unlocked by default. +The Native Americans made the mistake of not being white and right wing.,What's Hillary and Obamas excuse? +"Higuain broke like an 80 year old Serie A record and then scored four goals in the knockout rounds of the Copa, wtf are people acting like he's a scrub?",I like when people look at one season and thinks that player is a god send. +"I would be almost unable to use that sink, the mess would drive me nuts. And with a counter that small you have to be even more neat than normal.",I would definitely stumble by it drunk and knock all that stuff on the floor. +So trust the footnote on the wiki that leads to Mark explaining it...,I didn't said that we can't find trusted informations on the wiki. +"I don't think this is a net neutrality issue, no. If you make your app into the platform FB has then maybe you'll get that leverage, but since you don't, you don't get that. Why would they offer you such an advantage? That is an issue of making a business successful and forming partnerships and a strong, loyal userbase. It's not up to someone else to promote your startup... that's asking for handouts. This is a business issue, not net neutrality. If I build a new app tomorrow, who's responsibility is it for it to either sink or swim? Mine, and mine alone. Going around saying Oh, it's not fair, there's so many more apps out there like mine. That's dumb. Why would you build a social app which has no attraction to pull people away from FB. That's a bad idea and a failed business venture... net neutrality has nothing to do with it. If you think so, you don't understand what NN is. As for the issue at hand, those speaking loudest about their net neutral rights have no clue what their rights are and I'm pretty sure have not read their contract as to what they've signed up for Meteor be be allowed do/not do. Net Neutrality anyway is just some utopia for hippes who have no concept of business, money or the infrastructure needed. If I like in a large city among many houses served by an ISP, it's easier to get me service, thus the cost is less. If I want a dedicated line such a business, I can, but I have to pay more for it. Insisting I get it for free because it's not fair, they have more money, they can afford better stuff than me is stupid, that's how the world works. Equally, if I build a house on top of Everest... and then complain I can't get the same speed internet installed as I have in my city house, at no extra cost, then again, that would be stupid.... because SOMEONE has to pay for the infrastructure to install it and expecting it for free is a non-runner. Who exactly would pay for it??? I could go on and on about the things NN wishes for or what people *think* NN is about, or why people *think* NN is some god given right when ISP's are not actually bound by it, but it's been done to death on here. Some will argue over anything.","Downvote and move on people, don't feed the troll." +Discussion thread for Family Guy S15E04 -Inside Family Guy Airing tonight!,That David Spade 8 Simples Rules reference was great. +:( rip. No mo MGS,hey don't worry we got MG Survive coming +Creepy Kaine is probably asking himself right now: What is Raqqah?,Is that something I can pander to? +Literally unplayeble,oh no they reused a reload animation like any other dev has done before get your pitchforks +Ahh the religion of peace and acceptance.,DEUS VULT INFIDEL +"Hillary's biggest lie... The total number of emails on her server. Think about it. She turned over 55,000. She was using this server for state department use and for private use, and this includes the Clinton Foundation. I'm betting that of those 650,000 life insurance emails the FBI is going through, we are going to find out that a good chunk of them got to the private server.","And we're still looking for just one about yoga, or the grandkids." +Project Awesome: Wild C63 in 190E's Clothing,"This is crazy, and I love it" +"Meltzer's Top Draws Decade-By-Decade 1900 - 1909: 1. Frank Gotch; 2. George Hackenschmidt 1910 - 1919: 1. Joe Stecher; 2. Ed Strangler Lewis; 3. Frank Gotch; 4. Wladek Zbyszko; 5. Stanislaus Zbyszko; 6. Jim Londos; 7. Great Gama, George Hackenschmidt, George Lurich, Charlie Cutler 1920 -1929: 1. Ed Strangler Lewis; 2. Jim Londos; 3. John Pesek; 4. Joe Stecher and Stanislaus Zbyszko; 6. Earl Caddock; 7. Gus Sonnenberg; 8. Ray Steele; 9. Dick Shikat; 10. Wayne Munn 1930 - 1939: 1. Jim Londos; 2. Everett Marshall; 3. Dick Shikat and Ed Don George; 5. Ed Strangler Lewis and Vincent Lopez; 7. Gus Sonnenberg; 8. Man Mountain Dean; 9. Danno O'Mahoney; 10. Ray Steele 1940 - 1949: 1. Bill Longson; 2. Lou Thesz; 3. Whipper Billy Watson; 4. Yvon Robert; 5. Gorgeous George; 6. Sandor Szabo and Wlasislow Talum; 8. Buddy Rogers; 9. Maurice French Angel Tillet; 10. Frank Sexton 1950 - 1959: 1. Argentina Rocca; 2. Lou Thesz; 3. Killer Kowalski; 4. Buddy Rogers; 5. Whipper Billy Watson; 6. Rikidozan; 7. El Santo; 8. Verne Gagne and Edouard Carpentier; 10. Wilbur Snyder 1960 - 1969: 1. Bruno Sammartino; 2. Gene Kiniski; 3. Dick the Bruiser; 4. Johnny Valentine; 5. Lou Thesz; 6. Buddy Rogers; 7. Giant Baba; 8. Ray Stevens; 9. Bobo Brazil; 10. Fritz Von Erich 1970 - 1979: 1. Bruno Sammartino; 2. The Sheik; 3. Superstar Billy Graham; 4. Andre the Giant; 5. Pedro Morales; 6. Harley Race; 7. The Crusher; 8. Dory Funk Jr. and Ernie Ladd; 10. Dick the Bruiser 1980 - 1989: 1. Hulk Hogan; 2. Ric Flair; 3. Andre the Giant; 4. Bob Backlund; 5. Randy Savage; 6. Road Warriors; 7. Antonio Inoki; 8. Roddy Piper; 9. Harley Race, Sgt. Slaughter, Paul Orndorff 1990 - 1999: 1. Konnan; 2. Shinya Hashimoto; 3. Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair; 5. Perro Aguayo; 6. Keiji Muto; 7. Undertaker; 8. Bret Hart; 9. Steve Austin; 10. Nobuhiko Takada 2000 - 2009: 1. HHH; 2. Mistico; 3. John Cena; 4. The Rock; 5. Perro Aguayo Jr.; 6. Kurt Angle; 7. Ultimo Guerrero; 8. Randy Orton; 9. Kenta Kobashi and Chris Benoit","ctrl + F No hits on Kevin Nash Interesting, since, if you listen to him, he's the greatest thing in wrestling since the dawn of time" +Samosas 2016 Does anyone know where/when the tables of the unparalleled golden triangles will return? I feel the need for some of those sweet sweet 'mose to warm me up and feed my eternal hunger. Thanks,"join the samosa search fb group, there are 3 sales happening today" +'member when the Canadiens were undefeated?,"Technically, we still are." +Nah it looks like it's 45% roughly but frost dragons are like over level 40,"Dude, divide that healthbar by half." +OP better deliver,"She's working now, but agreed to write her side of the story for everybody once she's done." +"Turkish military claims three turkish soldiers have been killed, 10 injured by an SYAAF airstrike",Turkish soldiers have no business being there. +It was a joke. A leppo.,A leopard. +"That place is cancer. I got banned from posting on that sub the very first day I went on it. I do visit it once a while to feed my curiosity, and the things you see on there.",It's a safespace +What country?,canada +"What is a food or dish you've always wanted to try, but have never had the chance to?",weird people here.. I want to try exotic fruits +"Does anyone really believe the market is going to recover this year? I personally think all base cards/heroes/legends and any other non-limited time card are just going to get cheaper. Here are a couple reasons why, feel free to correct me if I have my information wrong since I've spent a grand total of 20 minutes in HUT so far this year, and even less on this sub browsing the posts. 1. Non-superstar base cards (the ones needed for sets): since cards are permanently gone once you trade them in for Heroes, we haven't really seen any level of market saturation yet. Once people start finishing team sets, they'll keep ripping packs but players from those sets will just be going into the auction house now... more supply. 2. Superstar base cards (the ones not needed for sets): from what I can tell, the elite base cards are just placeholders right now for people who are grinding it out to replace them with Heroes. As more and more Heroes are obtained, more and more elite base cards will get dumped into the market... more supply. 3. Hero cards (the ones you get for completing team sets): finishing team sets in previous years just gave you packs, with all untradeables, with no guaranteed decent cards. Hero cards are guaranteed if you finish a set, and are tradeable. As the year goes on, more people will play and complete sets, and the amount of Heroes on the block will increase at a steady rate... more supply. 4. Legends: stale compared to the newer, higher ranked Heroes. Since the Hero cards are a new addition with 94 ratings, playing with a Legend card would feel unsatisfying (to me). I want to try the new old-school guys outand not the same guys from last year, I can't imagine I would be the only one who thinks this way. More supply. 5. The 2 upcoming influxes of new players: a lot of people start playing NHL/HUT once the actual hockey season officially starts. I know I'm speculating on this one, but I'm certain that's correct. The second (and more drastic) influx of new players around Christmas always brings about the absolute peak of auction house prices, and also coincides with/causes the market to gradually slope down the rest of the year on the higher rated cards. So all in all, I basically think that the supply is going to rule this year, with sellers resorting to undercutting each other just to getrid of the cards for coins in a saturated market. Of course this does not apply to special limited time cards like WCOH, MOV's, etc. but I think the high rankings of the Hero cards and the availability will diminish the special card values until later on in the year when players start surpassing the 94/95 ranking. Amirite or amiwrong?",If they want the 86+ cards to rise up higher theyll need to release a set requiring those cards to make them relevant +"Oh shit, you may have just broken the pepper pig addiction! Thank you!",My daughter has a British accent thanks to peppa pig. +Making good use of the guilt campaign,Do you one shot everything with that kind of Nova? +"Meh, it's still part of the Philly metro area. Most people within that distance will say outside Philly or near Philly for easy reference.",Can confirm. +"I agree but there are reasons for it, like fuel economy. For a pony car like the Mustang? Sure, ditch the turbo-4. But in a Focus RS, you don't really want a V8 or even a V6.",The funny thing is that they are probably getting rid of the V6 option in the Mustang soon. +join us,I gotta help ecchi and shorts be #1 sorry troll lad +Legends of Tomorrow intro Smallville style (but using cast lineup from S1),SOMMMMMMMEEEEBBBBBAAAAARIIIII SSAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEE I FEEEEEL YOUR WAAAARMM HANDS BREAK RIGHT THROUGHHHHHH UUUHHHH UUUUUUH +"Something to say, dog? Something on your mind?",Cat got your tongue? +I wanna do this to my girlfriend,"This is the turkey on the head episode, isn't it?" +Pa. electors get police protection: 'This is stupid',I'm *sure* the DOJ will be all over it. +"You should try Brie. It's so mild, I don't think anyone can dislike it.",i hate that stuff! +This family is ruining aristocrats jokes for me.,"They're not aristocrats, they're *new money* and it fucking shows." +does anyone really want torb and symmetra to enter the meta?,I love torb and would love it if I could play him in masters without getting flamed so I woulden't feel bad playing him :( +Why is a possible 16 year old on Reddit? Really? 16?,"Hey us 16 year olds are big boys, even if sometimes we cry over boo-boos" +its why that british fucker should've shot adolf in ww1 when he had the chance instead of feeling sympathetic for him,Sympati... Weapon of the weak. +Never go camping with anyone that can run faster than you that you're not willing to hurt.,Never go camping +Option Select,I don't know this match-up has got to be the stupidest excuse for losing. +Half the songs i thought either Thugger or Lil Uzi were gonna come out cuz of the yeah,I wish Thugger and Uzi were on half the songs +Since when did people become overly sensitive?,"About the same time people began being total cunts to others online and accusing everyone else of being 'oversensitive' instead of, you know, not being a cunt." +Me either.,Still down here too. +What will the headlines say on Wednesday?,ajl_mo's liver has exploded. +Colossal is Crazy makes a Content Cop style video on FouseyTube,Top tier +Rockies with four guys on the list. And tulo. And Corey Dickerson. And I'm sure story had he played the full season would've qualified. Seems about right.,"The list is just all qualified batters, so 4 Rockies had enough at bats this year to qualify" +"smh, you still don't get it... strawman characterizations everywhere.. I thought we were going to have a meeting of the minds there for a second, but nope! You won't allow yourself to see it.","You're projecting, and should work on that.... When you are ready, I'll be here." +"And honor 8, and evo 3d","Don't forget the P9, where the Honor 8 got its cameras from." +"first thing that struck me, was gonna purchase yesterday, but then I noticed...","At least it can run under Wine without problems, but still..." +Mercy is... am I missing something here? Mercy is female.. and.. what?,Mercy had a special skin for halloween where she is dressed up as a sexy witch. +"An F-22 Raptor pulling so many Gs, the low pressure air over the fuselage gets cold enough for the water to condense. The angle is just right for sunlight to make rainbow colors around the airplane",Spreading peace and love +Is Proudmoore ever full? I don't want to wait in a queue whenever a new patch comes out.,hasn't been for me since like...the day of launch +"Author of article complaining about Elon Musk not following any women on Twitter, insults Musk after he follows a woman, suggests he's a monkey","Clearly it's time for Elon Musk to contact Jack Dorsey and have Sarah run off of Twitter, Milo-style." +Do the top two buttons up.,"Yeah, some of them are just badly designed." +Lore lady too sparse? I've had this announcer pack on for a few days and tell if it's just me but I've only heard her say like two things....,"get more kills, noob" +Holy shit this is going to be terrible. What did they even do after he died apart from being a tribute band?,Brian May got his PhD in astrophysics? +"I ran into my ex while leaving the gym with a sick arm pump. She was mirin' alright. Jokes on her tho, I am the one that misses her.",You don't need girls when you have sick arm pumps... right fellas? +But more hazardous on lower levels.,Huehuehuehue +"Which Elimination Does the Election Remind You Of? I have two beautiful candidates standing in front of me but only one ballot in my hand. This ballot represents the candidate who will still be America's Next Top President. One of you has what the other one lacks.... Feeling like Hillary VS Trump is kind of like the Jade Danielle elimination, but maybe it's more of a Monique VS Eugena. Thoughts?","Jayla and Nicole's bogus elimination, because we're all packing our bags and moving to London." +"They are actually not onions at all, they stack 15 huntsman spiders on thier backs and deep fry them.",*Vomits* ***EVERYWHERE*** +I've had a long day man.,Fighter of the night man. +They tried to tell me that he's worse than Jose Calderon tho!,but bro have you seen Calderons 3%PT and FT%? +"Great photo. This is perforation, though. Penetration is when it doesn't go all the way through.",I mean it doesn't look like it went through the other side of the turret so technically it didn't go all the way through +One of the reasons to love Jeremy Clarkson,"Bet he can hold down a job, though." +"What is wrong with Klay Thompson's consistency? Some games he does good and some he does TERRIBLE. The first game he had only 11 points and missed 5 threes out of 6. He also missed 8 shots on 13 tries. He then sparks up for a good 28 points in which he scored most of his points from the mid-range however, he missed 7 threes on 9 attempts. He used to be a dead-eye shooter from long range being very consistent but something is wrong. The next four games shows that he's not the same as last year because he's scoring under 20 and missing MANY of his threes. The highest point total he has had in his last 4 is 18 and the rest is 14 or below. What do you guys think is causing this?",Best 2 way player in the league +To be honest that Hamilton one was Hamilton's fault. Hamilton pushed him off the track then didn't leave even a half-car's width for the next turn.,Yeah thats why Maldonado got a penalty cuz it was Hamiltons fault +does anyone has this epic photo?,"He's playing Don't Forget Me I'm pretty sure, there's a few vids of him doing that" +"At the Seattle campaign HQ, the older women volunteers were ALL OVER our favorite DOM reddit. **Tis a special part of Reddit** #MAGA",Women love the DOM. +Because fuck the steelers?,SKOL! +"I love the if I have to get a gun license why can't people get a voter license??? argument. Lemme know when you can kill someone with a vote, grandma.",HILLARY LITERALLY KILLS BABIES AND BENGHAZI SO A VOTE FOR HILLARY IS LITERALLY MURDER YOU LIBTARD see you at thanksgiving sweetie :-) +FWD: From UR Cousin Grandma,Says the people voting for the guy who wants to expand libel laws. +"On the flip side, you might say he's the perfect candidate, since he seems to so obviously represent a little less than half the country.","You want your leader to represent the best of your country, not the worst." +For you not for me ahah,You're probably hoping they both implode? +VR Benchmarking is finally here! How do you stack up?,Can I use VR with my Intel HD Graphics? +THE GLOBALISTS ARE STILL AT IT *BREAKING*: Pope Francis Declares Right to Forgive Abortion,#notmypope +"He left after getting the pipebomb, a 434 day title run, a 3v1 win over the Shield and an impending win over Triple H among many other things. There's no doubt in my mind he would have left whether or not he had won any of these. The only difference would be that it would damage wwe a lot more when he did.",I bet HHH goes over at Mania.... again. +It's okay. You can curse on the internet.,I better go and clear my history after you said that word just incase my mum looks through it +"I have 136 mil. Everybody gets a Nero, for free! (if only)",Damnit I only have 120 million +"Yeah, actualy. The Chinese know that the end of a trade war with the United States is half or more of their population freezing and starving to death in the dark.","Dude, there is no fucking winner in a trade war." +Who find small subreddits are more friendly and kind?,Go fuck yourself +Trump's wife modeled in US prior to getting work visa,This is totally the same as exposing classified information through an unapproved private email server.... +"Last time I went in there a few months back, almost all the spaces for shops in this mall were empty. It almost felt like an abandoned mall and made it super eerie. There was even a homeless guy setting up a little camp near one of the empty stores.",nothing like going to the most depressing food court known to man and seeing a couple places still somehow open. +Are we seriously going to end up with Hillary or Trump as the next president? How did this happen?,Money. +"It's just inherently an uncultured and rude-sounding language, that's all.","Niazi bhai, are you from Beacon house?" +How old is your daughter?,3 months. +"Of course, we shall, in due time. But don't you ever tell me what I can't do. Ever!","Haha, Well, I'll see ya in anotha life brotha!" +1. Lincoln 2. Washington 3. FDR 4. Theodore Roosevelt 5. Jefferson 6. Eisenhower 7. Obama 8. Wilson 9. Bill Clinton 10. Truman,Obama over Wilson? +"Erik Kennedy, he's the Equipment Manager from what I remember from The Real Rob Report.",You are correct +miss toxicity lmao she locked my forums thread that stated spirit shards are 25 gp each telling people it can be bought and sold in any summoning store/pet store for that value. Reason for locking it Price Manipulation Power abuse at it's finest,Hardly power abuse; I'm selling spirit shards at 26gp each in the g/e and you are fucking my shit up! +What exactly is the hashinshin tactic?,"I assume camping him so he tilts into oblivion, and singlehandedly loses the game" +This trailer needs more Star Girl.,Everything needs more stargirl +Got a 6S+ 128GB Model on 9.3.3 PM me if you want details.,"disregard pm, thought you had a 6s not a 6s+" +I love Starc,I'd love him more of he could get bloody Cook out. +"Strobe, I'll probably get a lot of hate for this but it just never clicked with me. I like the Random Album Title stuff a lot more.","I mean, it's a great track, but it is far from his best IMO." +Unsalted,you mean no TATA namak? +"Most tenants need to rent out of necessity, where landlords can choose not to rent out their units if they want. Landlords have a choice, where tenants don't.",obviously they should just pull themselves up by their bootstraps and work hard enough until they can afford to buy a few rental properties of their own +"Heard that people find black holes scary. What about gigantic, trippy, wormholes so powerful that they bend spacetime in the wrong direction?",Looks pretty much identical to a black hole without an accretion disk. +Sauce?,Google her name and check her deviant art. +"Yeah, we should totally let children starve to death because of adult sexual issues.","Well if those children do the same damn thing when they grow up, it might actually be a good way to solve the problem." +"In 2016, what is something you are still using that is considered long outdated?",My father is using a Symbian Nokia phone. +"Kramer starts wearing house slippers everywhere and this prompts George to do the same thing. George gets a huge promotion at work because he's thinking outside of the box. Elaine jokingly pitches this to J. Peterman who alters his entire Fall line to reflect this new trend. Jerry thinks the slippers craze is a horrible idea but his current girlfriend thinks slippers are the New Yoga. In one day, 25,000 people die from slipping and falling on the job, in front of cars, off staircases, slipping off gas pedal etc... Police and Firefighters can't do their job correctly because of wearing their new slippers. President elect Donald Trump endorses his own pair of Golden Slippers. Turns to wave on top of the stairs getting on his plane, slips, falls and dies due to the complications of his fall. George and Kramer, the face of the new Slippers craze and kings of this new World Wide movement began to get sued. Obama pardons them both.",That was like Sinpsons parodying a episode of Seinfield. +"Won a free casino buffet for 2 in Las Vegas, so I took Todd - a homeless man",And then you took a picture of it and posted it on the internet humiliating him for fake internet points. +hypocrite is god's favored. disrespect Him no more,K +"PSA: Use Q to spot your enemies before you kill them, just incase you can't, your teammates will. I am tired of being blind sided by enemies that could have been spotted by other soldiers.","Spamming the spot button really makes a different for your team, especially when you spot somebody, who approaches a team mate of yours and seconds later you'll get that +25 Spotted Bonus, because your team mate didn't get bum rushed." +PC Dark Souls 1 Setting up a Controller help! I recently purchased dark souls 1 to get a friend of mine to get him into the series but I didn't realize how terrible the PC port controls were for keyboard and mouse so I was hoping someone could link me a video or instructions to properly set up a 360 controller to allow my friend to play his game without needing to work with these wonky controls.,"360 controller for works for me natively and for most other games aswell, you either need to use a wireless adapter or an usb cable, ps3 controller works aswell if you download a program and maybe change the prompts for ps3 using a mod." +"Apologies for that. I've since added a temporary rule change explaining that so long as it's for the benefit of Extra Life (meaning any/all donations go to Extra Life), advertising Twitch giveaways is allowed.",You should probably click 'distinguish' so people know you're a moderator +Frankenstein's monster.,"Frankenstein was the scientist, fun fact" +"I feel ya bro, got over 400 hrs. on just one of my characters. :/",Filthy casual. +What are some truths that no one likes to admit?,Killing animals unnecessarily is wrong. +Oascctd,Quick scan for Doomfist clues +polychlorinated biphenyl dicks?,Printed Circuit Board. +"So everyone should get the same pay regardless of what their job is or how well they do it? That would certainly solve the problem. Or you could let people have high incomes, and tax high incomes and use that money for education and whatever","I agree both extreme are bad, and I agree with our solution (tax high incomes + taxing inheritance, so as to avoid the problem that Gate' next 4 generation could in theory literally never have to work for their entire life) Can we agree that the taxe proposed here will do effectively that?" +I'm enjoying low prio more than 3k ranked There's less flaming in low prio. I can jungle abaddon and not get shit on. The heroes are random. No dealing with pa + omni combo in low prio,wait until you get to 4k *it gon b gud ; ) ) )* +So the billboard i pass on the way to work decided to blue screen on windows xp...,Probably ran out of VRAM +"David Moyes: Do Mourinho and van Gaal's struggles put my reign in context? I am glad you are saying that, because I have always felt that. In some ways it does show that it maybe was not just down to Moyes.",Yes the 2 points Moyes has amassed since his triumphant return to the Premier League absolutely show that he was the man for the job. +Chicago Cubs World Series Celebration Ranked as 7th Largest Gathering in Human History,That's important. +"I absolutely believe, that this dude is a cheater, since others seem to agree as well But I'm really bad at spotting certain behavior that signals someone is using some scrummy stuff to win Is it the tracking of the enemy trough all the foliage? Was that the giveaway?","I *think* that might be it, hard to tell, that SU-100Y kill could have just been a fluke" +Two people in critical condition following pair of overnight shootings,I guess it's the warm weather striking again! +Destructo Debt,Galik gun rights +Why is the wording different than Reno's? They sound like they have the same condition for working but Kazakus says If your deck has no duplicates and Reno says If your deck contains no more than one of any card. Anyone know anything about this discrepancy?,I mean it's pretty obvious Mages can't run Duplicate with this guy. +nobody ever does,"If I'm being honest, by the time I got to Spa it was all over." +Activist behind Oxford University 'Rhodes Must Fall' campaign says he 'should have whipped' white student,I keep hoping to hear someone's banjoe'd the wee entitled cuntrag +You can still download the preorder version from the ingame link,"Yep, just bought it today on XBONE and got my iron gjallarstuff" +"I've actually got some oceanfront property in Arizona. I'm thinking of selling it if you're interested? If you'll buy that, I'll throw the golden gate in free.",I guess there's not a lot of George Strait fans reading this thread. +Actually pork can be eaten when cooked medium rare.,Can and should +I doodled something this morning and it evolved into this,Not bad +"That doesn't at all address the people who are comfortable, but shouldn't be.",If they're comfortable but shouldn't be do you think they will abide by the gas company's warning? +Scut Farkus and Grover Dill were also friends. Just sayin'.,"I see a Christmas Story reference, I upvote." +"Since Valve is now listening more to the community, there is some little stuff that can make the game nearly perfect. - Broken Bottle - Region Select - Custom Viewmodels - Old Bison - Better rematch system - Remove Matchmaking restrictions (fps configs, not Premium/Mobile thing) - Make casual easy to connect (through server browser, friends' games)","If you think these fixes can make the game close to perfect, you're not seeing the many flaws in the game design." +"Stupid question : what is the point of Malygos in the supposedly OP Malyogg Druid lists? I always have to use my burn including Moonfires early for board control, so he just becomes a vanilla 9 mana 4/12.",I guess sometimes you have to be more greedy with your stuff +"Wtf is this bait title, you literally implying with this title that you discovered some sort of **consistent** way to hit 7-0, like a bug in the game of some sorts or anything alike. Which you did not, just sharing your deck, so wtf?",He fucking buzzfed us man. +"well you see as a fellow slovenian i speak 4 languages fluently english, german, serbo-croatian and slovenian of course. Now some of my friends can add italian, russian, spanish or french to that list. It is not that hard to be fluent in languages if you are simply forced into it. I know this must be hard to belive cause in many countries theres no need to do that, but if your language is spoken by only 2 million people you simply need to learn other shit if you dont want to spend your life in labor. Im not saying shes a capable woman or useful to society but people shouldnt diminish something just because its hard to belive.","I speak English loudly, that's the same as being fluent in every language on earth because everybody understands it." +Ding Dong Ping Pong,Dude in the background all like I got next brah. +What is your Myets-Briggs personality type?,INFP +8 PM Central 7 PM Mountain 6 PM Pacific in case you suck at time zones like I do.,You seem pretty good at them lol +"would you support ethically raised dairy products? local small farms with free range animals, or perhaps even the hypothetical of you raising your own animals and using their milk to produce your own dairy?",No such thing. +What misconceptions do people have about your country?,India - All men are rapists and Ganges is a cesspool of dead bodies +Young Woman Tries To Mow Down RTO Officials in Bangalore,MP-09 number plate...... Indore ftw :D +Poplio has seen some things man,"Nah, he's just from Europe." +Thank you Nana :) and I will,You are welcome - stay safe :) *Nana internet hug* +"IKR. Fucking 6 months and they still can't convert everything to Java properly without bugs L0L. From day 1, I knew NXT (and Invention) would have their dreams of dynasty crushed.",You mean convert to c++.....? +Speaking of which the 538 model just lowered the Democrat's chance of taking the Senate back to 50.2%,Wang has it at 80% at least. +Dating someone I'm not attracted to?,"OP, what about him isn't attractive as you said he id a good looking guy?" +"Former Players of Luminosity Where do you guys think Nameless, Spacely, and Study will end up. Will they still be teamed together or find teams individually? Will they fill the void in Rise?",I think the best bet for them is to team w/ Loony for the first event and then find someone else once Rostermania comes into full effect. +"Inconsistency: Prefects docking points In CoS Percy docks points from Ron after finding him and Harry leaving Myrtle's lavatory. Then in OotP, once Draco is in the inquisitorial squad, he docks points from gryff/huff to which Ernie replies It's only teachers that can dock points from houses. I'm not hating; through seven books and over a decade there are bound to be minor mistakes. I just love to dork out on minutiae. Anyone noticed any other small (or big) inconsistencies?",I took this as prefects can take points from their own house but only teachers and what not can dock points from a different house +still need help/company?,"Yes if you're available, Farron Keep gotta get there first" +A Fossa,Obligatory 'this is Malaysia not Madagascar'. +"LF2G for chill Trials run, bounties and beers. Leave PSN and I'll add you to party chat. Want a group that will stick together for the bounties. Don't care if you suck.",akaDare 381 hunter +With the heat issues is it even wise to have netflix on daydream?,I have yet to get an overheat after hours of continuous use. +excellent im envious. never had a chance to get it so i never visited the amazon. my wife insists i can get it there for cheap (it was like $150 here but they were out of the vax so...),"Looking like its gonna be too much time in my limited schedule... hopefully I can come back to Ecuador, not for work, but to just enjoy this amazing country." +are...are you sure you weren't just actually a ballerina?,\*checks flair* You're probably right. +100 days ago and 1 hour.,...shhhhh +Trump: We are living in a third-world country,Allowing Donald Trump to be a serious political candidate is the **lowest point** in the history of our presidential elections. +"Fair enough then, be interesting to see who they bring in.",TIM CAHILL TIM CAHILL TIM CAHILL TIM CAHILL TIM CAHILL TIM CAHILL TIM CAHILL +"If you've ever owned a dog then there's no question that they dream, and it would make sense that they dream about the thing they care about the most and spend the most time with.",If you've ever had night seizures there is still question. +"The worst condition Hillary Clinton suffers from isn't pneumonia, it's dishonesty",#WREKT +Cross Border Payments Settled via Bitcoin Increase Almost Tenfold in 2016,#CHINA +"well I guess I am opening a public tomb today. Thanks deca. Also contact me on reddit if anyone wants me to host a guild tomb, I'll join in though.","You can host some for my guild if you want, we probably won't be active till like 6:00 or 7:00 EST though" +These comps are TERRIFIC! The fight at 1:30 is awesome..,That choke in the second clip looked pretty poor but that shit went from poor to fucking TERRIFYING real quick. +Thats not how it works. Theres very little that you can do to lose your citizenship.,This is one. +"Is anyone else 1,000,000% more likely to enjoy music recommended by a crush? I've been listening to a playlist my crush made, and it occurred to me that I would never listen to most of these songs if she didn't like them","Probably not, however I'm more likely to not be an asshole in the event that their music is in fact trash." +I'm pretty sure it's a conspiracy from the folks over at that sub to drum up more subscribers. I bet they're actually the ones creating all these posts and cutting them all short.,But why would someone want to subscribe to a sub created for the sole purpose of being unsatisfying? +It seems most of you prefer the dark one so dark one it is.,Why not both? +"Inter are going to dominate the world with their new core of James, Suarez, Aguero and Verratti","Will put United to shame with Bale, Ronaldo, Modric and Sneijder." +"The Braves have a legitimate shot at finishing with a better record than the Diamondbacks, who sold Atlanta their farm to win now. Baseball can be cruel.",They even sold the MLB-ready portion of their farm. +"Tiny Troopers Joint Ops, Color Guardians, VVVVVV are free PS+ games for December 2016","Though I loved the style, story and art, Stories is quite repetitive for the Plat" +"Voters doubt Clinton's pneumonia explanation, poll shows",That's what happens when you lie repeatedly to the American public. +He's just really impartial.,"He does a good job of being impartial, Im just a little confused if writes all his notes down before they shoot lol." +Allister Coetzee. Surely he has to go? Arguably the worst year in springbok history and it's not even done yet. How can SARU justify keeping him?,#\#DrainTheSwamp +using haHAA unironically haHAA,haHAA /\ haHAA +"That reminded me of this comic where a man is saying goodnight to his daughter and she pleads that there is a monster in her closet. To calm her he opens the closet to see his daughter where she says, Dad there's someone in my bed. Over his shoulder you see the first daughter standing behind him and the man says, Fuck, no you two figure it out! I'm going to bed and I'll see one of you at breakfast.",and ONLY one of you and then you drop a knife on the floor. +"I know that I and plenty of other Hillary supporters are just plain depressed/hopeless. I don't really give a fuck anymore, planet is doomed. We sure showed Hillary and that CTR tho. Good work everyone, that'll teach her. Woo",Don't stop keep going I'm almost finished +Speak for yourself,I one needs prostitutes to live. +Heavy great club is always good.,I'm loving that thing on my Captain Caveman run. +That's a *slightly* misleading term. And that's fucking dumb.,What's dumb? +"Stephen Hawking: If aliens call, we should be 'wary of answering'",Are there actually planets that look like giant diamonds? +C9 could have won...but karigan just got those luckiest no-scopes of his life..which ruied everything..!!,"C9 made a lot of mistakes, but the auto noscopes are what's in all of our minds because it ended up being the difference in OT." +Hiko as a baby low-key looks like the kid on stranger things...,"Yes, that was said in the AMA." +Looks like this horse did something really wrong,Me irl +"No, you married someone who needs a tiny bit of romance and is consistently disappointed in your lack of imagination. She will *settle* for flowers.",It's cute when women claim to have a sex drive. +Member when it was Trump who was supposed to start WWIII?,You think this will start WWIII? +yeah but than you just get assholes who never do it just to BM.,Or maybe u dont deserve it +I have a v10 and it charges fine as long as I use the charger I got with it and the cig lighter. I need to get some more decent chargers so I don't kill this one taking it everywhere. Even the wires that came with my power banks are shit and won't charge my phone unless it's plugged into a wall socket. :/,Anker makes some good USB cables; definitely worth the investment on Amazon. +solid.,liquid. +So a nice bowl of *gagh* and he is all good. And fresh *racht*. There's nothing worse than half-dead *racht*.,"I said gorilla, not Klingon." +No explosion,but is it also vegan and gluten free? +"Yeah, not all immigrants are little girl, so obviously we shouldn't let the little girl in because some might be terrorists. Just like not all immigrants are terrorists, and we should let terrorists in because some might be little girls. THERE ARE NO OTHER OPTIONS, SHUT UP!!!",Its a shame that nuance is dead. +Dishonored 2 Kill Montage - Karnaca Docks as Emily,That Domino/Grab explosion was SICK! +We've gone main stream boys,This is why god hates us. +"Many people refuse to believe the corruption. They still trust CNN. They voted for Barack and they don't want to believe they made a mistake, or that ol Barry would mislead us.",But I feel like if this was a GOP Scandal they would never vote Republican again. +"Do you ever feel guilty for gaming for hours on end? I've played around 1k hours on steam, and I've recently started playing Brawlhalla and I wanna be a top tier player. I guess I'm asking you 3-5k DotA/cs or whatever game players wether you ever feel guilty for playing so much and not doing anything in life cha feel?",Usually not because I don't do it often. +Pink Ballot: The road to equality continues...,Vote for Hillary's vagina.... Feminism is cancer +They don't care about your rent or food. What they want to do is feel like they did a good deed without doing anything. Those things aren't about you it's all about them. Now they can tell themselves they are good people because they spread fairy tales. Instead of having to acknowledge they are cheap pricks that don't tip. Religious people are terrible people.,"They're used to praying for people and feeling good about how much they helped, wanted to expand into other ways of not helping people and feeling good about it." +Hydraulic Press on molten coins,FUCK DIS SUB ERRYDAY +Bernie Bro lists people he'd vote for before Trump. Kaine (a centrist Democrat) and Johnson (a GOP governor) appear on the list. No Clinton. Very progressive.,"Ugh Hillary is such an fake progressive I'd rather elect an former Republican governor, an centist Democrat and an moderate!" +Describe The War Within in Three Words Without Spoilers,Hype died in September +"no ranked playlist, no theater lol nice game",This is still beta version come on give them a chance +Michael Tracey on Twitter: Bernie Sanders is now effectively the head of the Democratic Party,Bernie! +If we can't tell the difference between a regulation and a supreme court ruling we're in more trouble than i thought.,"While you're technically correct, I'll posit that it's the same poisoned well, so, no matter whom draws the water, the result is the same." +As every goalkeeper does.,Let's swap Cech for Diego Alves +I still don't get it. And probably never will.,it's impossible to understand from our 3D perspective +"How many steps does it take to change the Shuffle/Repeat settings? Six? As far as I can tell the only way to do that is by unlocking the phone, going to Now Playing, swiping down, and changing them there. Apple Music is finally working really well, and it feels like they're trying to get rid of the Music app.","Because you change Shuffle/Repeat all day long, like every few minutes." +Aches gets Havok'd by Assault,"you can see he put his fist up, they just didnt connect" +I also play Ball Hockey!,Which means you play hockey and ball hockey:) +Just busted 3 nuts to this.,Bounced on my boys dick for 50 minutes to this. +When you hatch a 10km egg and get trolled with the CP,Got the exact same one today ( Egg hatch ). +"Meh, he's got my vote. I'll take 4 years of general incompetence than 4 years of cementing corrupt practices so that we never have a progressive agenda or candidate again every time. That being said, voting is pointless this time because Hillary has it sewn up with the right people and machines in the right places to ensure a victory no matter what the people do.","Yep, the corrupt practices that you're complaining about have been around for decades, but these 4 years are when they will be cemented" +"Wait can you clear it up for me then, am I getting paid or not? I'd prefer cash, but direct deposit works too","Stupid it is, I'll make a note of it." +"Put these chumps to bed, can't wait for GB to do the same.",I mean personally I'd rather face Detroit in the playoffs than a red hot GB team but to each his own I guess +"Where I grew up, none of the neighbourhood parents let us have skateboards because they were tow dangerous. After years of campaigning and begging, one of the kids finally got one. Within the hour, every kid in the neighbourhood was at the house two doors up. We took turns going down their driveway, which had just the barest incline. My sister's turn came. She got in at the top of the 25-foot driveway, got maybe halfway down, then lost her balance and fell off. No big deal. Except, for some reason, her self-preservation instincts failed to deploy, and she didn't put out her arms to catch herself, she just faceplanted on the concrete drive. Scraped *both* sides of her face to Hell. And that, kids, is how my sister got skateboards neighbourhood-banned within 90 minutes of their arrival on our block. :(",how are people just so bad at moving about the world? +"How did people in the 50's and 60's look so good when their diets were basically bread, cigarettes, donuts, and bread?","no soda, less fastfood, smaller sugar industry." +"Oh wow, even if I could, that could literally trigger an economic collapse.",You don't have the guts to do it anyway... +Good thing I have this picture to better explain this quote.,"Ya know I originally thought your logic was bullshit, but that cartoon character is really hot so I think I might have to agree with you." +CAMOUFLAGE - SABATON Song bot out,ftnaOK +You mean his gay dead buddy Boone,"You mean his once gay, now dead buddy Boone" +"Stock Really Is The Way To Go The entire time I've had my 6P (around 9 months) I've had the bootloader unlocked, with the phone rooted, running TWRP and a custom ROM. I've been a flashaholic for years, always trying out new ROMs and kernels to get the most out of Android. Today I couldn't log in to Snapchat. I couldn't pay with Android Pay. My phone died with 1.5 hours SOT. It got incredibly hot in my pocket. I got so fed up, I was thinking of selling the phone. A couple hours ago I decided to make a change: I was going to use Android as Google intended. I made a list of my apps, and boiled them down to the *very bear essentials* (which is very few). I flashed the 7.1.1 factory image and relocked my bootloader. I've reinstalled those essential apps, set up my settings, and installed the Pixel Launcher. The phone **flies**, hasn't gotten hot once, and has gotten excellent SOT already (that's all with installing all my apps and configuring my settings at once, something my custom ROM setups would choke on in every aspect). Google has finally gotten Android to the point where I don't need to flash another custom ROM ever again. While I'm a little sad, it's really a great point for Android. I can't wait to see where Android improves from here. TL;DR: If you're running a custom ROM - stop. Flash the 7.1.1 factory image and love your 6P again :P",this was my plan until I realized Google wouldn't be adding a simple night light to the 6P... now i don't know if I even want to keep the phone. +Heavy is threaten by Ammo Box,I swear this subreddit makes memes out of the dumbest things +Which password manager do you guys use? I'm thinking about starting to use a password manager app like 1Password because I'm terrible with passwords and usually use the same on many sites. What app do you guys use and recommend for storing password and also generating new ones?,BraiN +Sorry everyone for my mistake on posting this before without stating it was a beta. I am sincerely sorry. I re posted this to stop people from accusing me of click bait and causing random excitement.. But of course to also clear up any confusion.,"It's k, i don't have time to install it that early now anyways (night here)" +But I'm American!,Implying USA is strong enough to wipe out anyone. +"...Y'know, making a big deal out of the downvotes is just as bad.","Oh please, tell that to those who ruin our fun when we're shipping Lancaster." +I found it to be very bright.,Define very bright. +Nintendo wii u Games - Paper Mario The Thousand-Year Door Walkthrough,Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door is a Nintendo GameCube game. +Delete them. As in click the skull icon in their abilities bar. Probably anywhere. I always do it in friendly territory just to be safe.,You can go ahead and do it anywhere; I've checked. +untara was so tanky . poppy isnt halve bad with the new keystone.,She's a top 3 top laner. +"Miss St beats Texas A&M 35-28, so much for them at #4","Quality loss for A&M, SEC is very deep this year" +From AskReddit - Adjusts tie and sips wine,Just because a girl doesn't clamp her legs shut in every possible way doesn't mean that she's open for business from every dude until one manages to land a hole in one. +It wasn't me,Username doesn't check out... +"I don't know man, that baby looked pretty not-aborted to me",It's just super late-term. +Stella Hudgens,Stella working the thicc side while Vanessa goes for the fit look +Tambien se lo afano,Jesus Christ +"probably, but theres one thing that valves good at: disappointment.","only this sub gets disappointed, while the other forum sites laughs at you" +Rhetoric speaks to an audience. Actions speak to character.,What does it say about their character if that rhetoric is ultimately empty when they abandon it when not on the campaign trail? +The fried egg jellyfish is an actual thing,Do people eat it? +"Cheating in online games isn't punishable by law is South Korea. Almost every person in this thread thinks it is, cause they're too lazy to actually read the article. The illegal part is distributing the cheats for online games, not using them as an individual.","Oh yeah but I don't think that's clickbait pretty sure it's just a typo or an error, I can see their point now (don't get why people don't read the entire article in the first place tho)" +Tall Dating: Do any of the Tall men here find their height is sometimes a detriment to dating? I noticed a number of posts from average height men frustrated at the lack of dating options because of their height. I wonder if any tall guys feel like me and suspect their height is sometimes a detriment to attracting dates. (Full disclosure: I am a gay man so maybe it is different in my world.),"99% I'd say its a positive, but it feels like its a detriment based on my data." +There are a lot of morons in here who know absolutely nothing about race relations/ comedy jokes.,wait you mean this was a joke? +I know how you guys enjoy ARURF so far. Here's some crazy gameplay Of this mode!,I wouldnt call every kill you got in a game crazy highlights +"He probably walks around heavier, but regardless, he would *need* to be at least 230 to avoid getting ragdolled (analogous to Cormier-Silva) often. And I agree with the cruiserweight call. 205-230 as cruiserweight would be good.","Yeah i agree, I'm more saying he'd either be undersized or weighted down if he fought HW, id be more interested in some 225-230 catchweight fights with him and the small HWs" +By me,Yeah i know I think you're fucking piss off right now D: +Why no online play?,Probably budget reasons. +"Not an american, did he really do ab180 or did the republican just went no you cant at every step they could?",You would be correct. +All throughout the year.,give me a picture from worlds season 3 with an adc with flash ignite +Why is it important that he has managed to impress a Delhi guy? What's the logic I am missing?,TDCs are hard to impress. +Opposite Day,Roman looks good in black & Red. +"Statistics show that if that baby hadn't been aborted, they would've become a criminal after being raised by a likely poor/too young parent that didn't want them",That is a good reason to kill babies. +**SHIT**,**CLemson** +Everything happens because of the initial state of the universe and the principles of physics,And the random chance of quantum particles that cannot be predicted without altering the result! +"What's the best that can happen? More arguing? Eh, whatever.",You would fucking say that. +AMD ReLive driver is HERE!,And it still doesn't include an OpenGL fix that was supposed to come 2 driver versions before this..... :( +"So... I'm incredibly curious about what icon you have scribbled out on the left there. Like, way more curious than I probably should be.","This is going to be disappointing, but it's just my account icon, which is a picture of me." +Toe poke gg,"I've seen many a player miss a penalty from a running side foot kick, what's your point?" +"Easy: Johnson, Evans, Amari, Murray, Gordon,",I knew Josh Gordon was gonna have a huge year! +theres like 100posts a day about how someone made a wallpaper out of the mercy screen. but does anyone have the roadhog one? can someone link it to me please?,The same dude made one for Hog in the original thread's comments. +That reminds me of another George Carlin quote. He said everyone who drives slower than you is an idiot and everyone who drives faster than you is a maniac.,Your stuff is stuff and other peoples stuff is shit +Reddit seems like more and more of a echo chamber with a few dissenters trying to chat something different.,"I just got banned from r/latestagecapitalism for posting evidence contrary to their echo chamber, they were pretty rude about it, considering I didn't use any vulgarity or accuse anyone of anything and just argued a contrary point I'd say they're full on echo chamber over there." +Can u get pregante?,is my tutrle gay? +Do you think the man who has benifited from low cost forgien labor is going to do anything about that?,"If not, then I don't know how anything has ever happened." +"You want to get good at 1. Manual drops. (Manual drop with alt) 2. Grouping up your planes in groups and attacking as one group. (Select multiple groups holding down shift) Sometimes it takes patience to find an opening on a good target. I find myself using my 1 USN fighter squadron on Essex to run interference against enemy fighters most of the time. If you can provide AA cover for your fleet that is awesome too. Occasionally you can use your fingers to help soak up some surface AA fire. Kind of a waste, but depends on the situation. Depending on the enemy loadout, once your strike group is spotted you'll want to get in quick and get out quick. You want to minimize time on the AA zone. If I run into defensive fire I *usually* break off and run straight away. Wait for it to dissipate or find another target. My torpedo planes will usually lead (and help determine the angle of attack for the Dive Bombers) *Or* they will follow and hit a weakened battleship or cruiser if it could finish it off. Halted/reversing battleships/cruisers are prime drop targets. I *usually* send all 3 Dive Bomber squadrons in at once on the same target and manual drop. **but** once you get used to it and become good with accuracy and expected damage, you can start sending in single squadrons on near death targets to save bombs, *or just spread them out to spread duration fires*. Takes some more micro managing but can really be clutch when needed. I tend to keep my fighters over friendly AA. Try to optimize their help as much as possible.",sorry for my poor wording hehe (am at the hiryu/bogue atm and only use automatic drops when i know im dead and cant get the strike in manually) +That unfortunately looks like shit...,i'd even rather buy a premium ship than 2 t10 camos tbh. +"It's hard to grasp the fact that there's a metal thing floating so far away from us freely in space, and most probobly will out-live the life on earth",We're all Voyager 2 on this blessed day! +I love bonking out a full heath sentry. Makes me feel like they wasted their boost,"Best moment was watching him place it, execute him, then melee the turret :) didn't even fire a shot :D" +"Huh ok, I would have thought it would take much longer, guess it depends on the distance between the two structures. Whenever I tried, it would just be launched in a random direction.",I don't think I would have tried if the structures weren't 2-ish minutes from each other. +Sometimes I shampoo twice because I couldn't remember if I did it 10 seconds ago,Better than not doing it because you're wrongly convinced you already had. +he is ugly af,So what man you think is attractive? +Dubai under a sea of clouds,i wonder how long it would take until my shit hit the ground from that height.. +*Entire building is surrounded by FSC members.* Sorry bud. Thems the breaks.,Noooooooooooo! +Dragon Quest Inktober - The Gold Orb (spoilers),Beautiful. +"Defective FOG shirt, realized after I bought, what do I do now? So I got the black and white long sleeve from Pac Sun and when I got home I realized the rectangular patch on the upper back was completely missing from the shirt. I still like it and I feel like all Pac Sun will do is offer me store credit (no refunds on FOG) which is pointless since everything else from the collection is sold out at this point. Where should I go from here?","i think its better without the patch, but all of them didn't come with it." +"A good starting trail/mountain bike Looking for a decent starting bike to use on trails and what not, looking at the $100-$200 price range if that helps. Thanks!",Get a used bike store bike without rear suspension and you're golden +"Valve never gives a shit about anything, but the reason they did give a shit with the ibp case is because Richard Lewis just didn't want to stop witchhunting against the ibp players, so valve eventually had to react",I agree. +Enough to the responses of responses to interviews of responses. Just get them both in with Thoorin at the same time and sort it out before I go insane.,Or you could just not click on threads about the topic... +"From a completely unbiased position, I'm going to have to say Purdue. Let's keep Louisville's shitty week going.",Hey we're going to the elite 8 in soccer thank you very much +Russell Westbrook SICK Shammgod and Pass for 22nd Assist,bruh +"So, is this one of those movies that's worth it in 3D?",Y e to the motherfuckin s +That's beautiful! Is it trade coinage?,Yes it is! +How come the garments didn't morph into a magical back-brace to prevent the injury in the first place?,"Dude was a sinner, obviously." +PSA: You can earn more than 1 candy on a buddy walk,So how many times can your buddy get candy a day? +"Milk is responsible for many europeans in the past surviving, it was essential for them and that's why they quickly evolved to be able to process it","That's fine, but that doesn't mean it's healthy or appropriate for other populations." +Since semen is coming from somewhere I'm pretty sure I can guess one of those genders.,He could be physically male but he's a demiqueer on the inside. +"Sold him 100k and I went first, went smooth.","Confirmed, thanks." +"Watching his speech yesterday, I'm half surprised he didn't blame it on a Jewish billionaire.",The company that owns a majority share has the name 'Schulzberger' so just you wait. +4 crates,2 c1 + c2 crates? +"measles is mild, don't freak out. My son was not vaccinated and is so much healthier than vaccinated kids its ridiculous /","I think you dropped this, take it" +All the best presidents names end in -ald.,MFW my name is Richard... Feelsbadman.jpg +Still can't figure out how suddenly giving a sexual predator sub a ton of views is considered bad for it's basement dwelling inhabitants.,This isnt about Bill Clinton +After recent events with the Gopher Football team. Sign my petition to get me on the Team for The Holiday Bowl!,Wat. +itll be rare to see anyone with jet balck 7 or 7 plus out in the wild for months lol,Lots of people got Jet Black 7s yesterday and from what it looks like many people will have the 7+ next week. +"Remember, they were only able to do the government shutdown after the 2010 elections. So between 08' and 10', people got real pissed off for some reason. I wasnt political at that time and dont know what happened.",This post was fairly pointless. +M9 Bayonet Doppler p1 fn 79 Keys,"The details of the first screenshot show of the perfection of this knife, really enjoy that!" +Titanfall 2? more like TitanFAIL 2! Cuz I'm failing all my classes to play more titanfall 2 :^ ),"YOU MOTHER F.... ...nothing to see here folks, take the upvote and move along." +If it's so hard to change it would be incredily shortsighted. I expected more from remedy.,"They did the same with Alan Wake, force MSAA in the game" +I can only hope this happens to trump some day...,You mad bro? +Hong Kong police use pepper spray in protests against Beijing law interpretation over oath-taking controversy,"pepper spray, the new weapon against dissent around the world." +In what way has it been adopted then?,"Anything you buy is marked in both measurements, with a few exceptions." +you are talking about Dendi or Smash?,Eu dota twitchmeme twichmeme Was expecting something diferent? +MRW they say making gifs are easy because all we do is add text to video.,Hey nice repost +all kinds of non FS types are now doing lets play vid's - NOOBS !,"Yeah, how dare they have fun playing a niche title and giving the game some exposure" +Is the link to eBay the same as that link,"I know it's on ebay as well as vapefiend, just search for crafty might easyflow glass - easyflow seems to be the brand." +Queue at the Etihad before the CL game,Quality post +It's not that I don't like BYU. It's just that I can buy a Coke at the U if I want...,That's the exact thinking that kept me out of BYU years ago. +"No... but not even consoles have that anymore. That said, the times I have to deal with major issues with PC games are few and far between. A little bit of common sense when making a purchase goes a long way, don't pre-order, read a few steam reviews and avoid companies with bad track records.","I agree, that said I got FF Type-0 for $8, I kinda figured even if it was buggy it would be worth it." +A Random button for Netflix,We tried that before its called TV +"I'm contributing on my boyfriend's behalf: I leave stuff everywhere (plates by the couch, nail art stuff lying around, clothes everything, empty containers in the kitchen) and when he finally gets tired of it and moves it out of his way or puts it where it belongs, I say I was going to do that In my defense, I really was going to do it...just maybe not when he would've liked for me to have done it.",hint hint : no one cares if you were going to do it if it's been long enough that they have just done it. +Donald Trump Flat Out Lies About How Obama Reacted to a Protester at a Rally,Surely this will derail his campaign. +Ecuador takes responsibility for cutting internet to Assange,Ecuador must be John Kerry's nickname +"Seriously, Microsoft?",How do I never get this shit? +"Finally got round to reading Aquaman I'm loving it. I've just started issue 4, love when he's telling the guard he wants a fish to talk to and if he doesn't hear whale songs atleast once every 4 hours he goes insane It's definitely going near the top of my Rebirth Ranking","I'm enjoying it too, especially the political drama, would love for them to turn Atlantis into a Wakanda or New Attilan type place that Marvel has." +What's your highest trophies? Just trying to see where I rank among this sub? I'm currently at 4300 as a level 11,3706 lv 10 +poor blank...,It would be pretty hilarious if a team reported one of their teammates every game at lcs until the automated system bans them. +"If you were to be the first person to go to Mars, what will be your famous words when setting foot on Mars?",I'm the first Martian! +Talking points are distributed from the top (DNC) and spread by the media. It's very real. They even use the same words etc.,Lol remember after the RNC when every liberal news outlet was calling Trump's speech **DARK**? +"3-5-7 Killstreaks happen too often. 3-6-9 would be a lot better. The average player is older and more skilled at this game now. Every game I'm in there's UAV/Airstrike/Helicopters going off 24/7. Changing it to 3-6-9 would be a nice change. I also forgot UAV jammer doesn't work against helicopters. A 9 killstreak helicopter sounds about right. or maybe even 3-5-8. So far I'm loving this game, only thing I've noticed is that it's hard to focus my eyes on people/objects that are far away.",More skilled at this game now lol just no. +Now That Symmetra Has Two Ultimates... Does that mean she has an Ulternative?,Instead of posting shitty puns here can you go to r/overwatchdadjokes? +Must be 90s night,"Definitely 90's night, they said it on the Hawks stream." +Man he does not get along with stanchions.,Fucking flashbacks +"Trump's third wife illegally earned $20,000 in the US without a visa. Does this mean he should deport her?",Put her ass on the other side of the WALL! +"I don't know what his schools Religion has to do with it. Catholicism isn't widely held for its inclusiveness or modern views on equality, or anything for that matter",nice edge. +"If you're serious, I'll pm it to you.",Yes! +The vaccines are poison starterpack,Trump is an anti vaxxer too +What are your EMS shittylifeprotips?,Tourniquets around the neck solve problems. +OW didn't invent Japan so let's stop comparing it to that please.,Hey look it's that country from the animes. +"Eh, I think that falls under just because you can doesn't mean that you should.","Well, guys.....I thought the fact that I used the exact same words as the _Bucket_of_Truth_ would let y'all know I was joking, but that didn't work.... sorry haha" +"Stefen Wisniewski to take first team snaps Wednesday at center in absence of Jason Kelce, who will sit out practice with plantar fasciitis.","Pls Wiz, look so good that they don't have a choice." +Since the removal of Normal Draft on EUNE I can't play this game anymore. I am playing on a rather older laptop and whenever my lobby finally loads I am almost always stuck with support role. Since when the rule 'who shouts first/louder gets their role' is a king?,Solution: Play ranked/flex. +From California? It's not our Fault ;),This would also be a great shirt everytime there's an earthquake not along the San Andreas +That's quite literally what a nazi would say. We need Hillary to protect us from the rise of extremism in this country. She's the only one brave enough to rig an election for the greater good.,You forgot your +"TIL a crow succeeded in a cognitive test that stumped most 4-5 year old children, indicating their intelligence may even outshine that of apes","They love imitating and teasing my dogs, they make barking noises" +"It's not a matter of identity. Gender is a violent social hierarchy, like class. We are going to smash it.",Could you recommend some readings on this topic? +Yes but I liked when she made out w Matt in the rain,Yea that was a good scene. +lost cat - winter springs (17-92/434 area),"I'm near Win Dixie on 434, will keep an eye out!" +Have fun being the guy that plays John Cena on TV bc it's so true,IM dumb dont get what dean was implying +"HEY IM FROM THE 90s, CAN I EMAIL YOU A PIC? rofl Also, honorable mention to the one I questioned lol. First I was like, aw, whats the creep, they just asked you out for a date lol?! Then i saw the WE at the bottom and I was like DAYUM! But the kicker is WHAT THE FUCK DOES TRYNA BLOW ME $ even mean?!",Also my roommate thinks he thought I'm a prostitute. +How can they say Islam has little to do with terrorism when Muhammad was a jihadi?,The warlord Muhammad would weep tears of joy if he saw ISIS today. +You can ride my bike anytime. -Dad,He refers to it as his baby so I don't know if I'll get to take it down the block again for a while... +"Ultimately, Latinos will vote for Trump because he is the candidate that will create jobs for them. Rightfully, they are more concerned with the prosperity of their family than Trump's comments about illegal aliens.","Yeah, Latinos, like most working-class Americans, love trickledown economics and the subsequent recession with massive job losses, which you'll get with Trump." +"I can't get my LC9s to hold open when empty, but only when shooting with two hands. It locks open every time when shooting one-handed, so it's obviously something I'm doing with my weak hand. I've made sure my weak thumb isn't contacting the slide, but no luck. Why would it be doing this? Could it be my grip is somehow bending the frame enough to mess with the slide movement? What can I do to prevent this? This happens with none of my other pistols.",You're most likely holding the slide lock down with your weak hand. +"This girl gamer tried to impress me, umm try again sweetie",le cringe +"Yea... Golf is so easy when on the range. Isn't it? Perhaps it's because we don't let the misses bother us. IE: At the range... 30 yrds left of the flag stick, no biggy! First hole of course... 30 yrds left of flag stick? We've found water!","Yeah if it pushes hard right on the range, we have the other 50 something balls in the bucket." +Fuck Verilog too!,Fuck Quartus +Not sure if a GOP-like Dem is good for anyone - i.e. a party that votes along party lines even if means damning the whole country if not the world - but they will probably have to if they are to survive.,"Russia wants a weak America, Russia gets a weak America it seems." +On i-5 right now,"Bakers dozen mask march, it seems..." +Hillary Clinton: Why aren't I 50 points ahead of Trump?,What is this from? +I don't know. I think fighting on the side of the war that wanted to continue owning people and denying them their basic human rights is the wrong side of history.,How you or I feel about an event doesn't change the fact that it still happened. +I have the 598SE PM me for details.,Will do! +It's my dream for them to animate these poses and allow you to use them as emotes in-game. Imagine annihilating someone and striking a *fabulous* JoJo pose to show them who's boss.,*Awaken starts playing* +Keeping Saskatchewan strong,and lets sell sasktel while we're at it! +"Orlando: What's the best way to pick up tickets to orlando hHN? I don't want to be standing in line forever at the will call just to get my passes. I am staying in a hotel nearby, but one that doesn't have a kiosk in their lobby. I will arrive around 330pm, any suggestions are appreciated!",Go to guest services at CityWalk and buy it there. +Running and push ups,I was gonna say sit ups and push ups but running goes in that category +The CRYBABIES at Northwestern University wrote a petition to make the school a Sanctuary Campus. Let's add some creative names!,"How can you have undocumented students when I have to provide my address, SS, license, and give up my firstborn to apply to these places?" +"Love the art, especially the Goblin.",I love the idea that Parker fell into a vat of spiders. +PHIZZ when heard IW will be played competitively over MWR this season.,Not funny at all ass hole. +I just switched over to using heavy cream over grass fed butter. Anyone know if there really is any difference as far as knocking you out/into ketosis?,"Measure out the cream, to fit your macros... roughly one carb per tablespoon (the label in the US at least, will indicate less than one or zero) It's dense in caloric value of your counting calories it's gonna cost you to have a quart of it, probably you won't need or want anywhere near that much." +"You have 24 hours, limitless money, and 100 well trained and armed men. Can you lick Putin's nipple?",Step 1: start a pro trump super pac with my mom hey Step 2: wait tell Putin calls my phone Step 3: offer him 3 million to let me lick his nipple +We will never know how many perfect crimes have been committed,"Any time someone says 'it was the perfect crime,' they follow it up by explaining how they were caught..." +As long as we carve out an exception for H.A. Goodman.,The one true Bernie Bro. +State polls.,"Yep, saw those for sure." +"This cannot be done on console, can it?","No, you would have to use your thumb to turn and combat roll at the same time" +are you fucking kidding me? atilla is one of the few that's strayed true to this culture.,You dropped this: +Trump on NOVEMBER 8th!,"This is how you make a sausage, Hillary" +"So if a presidential candidate in the future was the head of BLM, that wouldn't matter? What about the KKK? Convicted rapist? Obviously these are extreme examples, but to say a candidates past doesn't matter is asinine.",No that's what I said I'm saying past candidates who have released tax returns have zero bearing on current ones. +"Misery - No need for jump scares. The terror comes from Annie's swift changes in mood, and suddenly you find yourself fearing for Paul's life.",Finally a horro movie with no jump scares. +"Even if she hits you first, never hit a woman. Trip her instead.","Get the fuck outta here, boy." +President Obama says that federal laws banning marijuana will likely have to change if new states vote to legalize the drug on Tuesday.,thanks obama. +wtf get over it it's no big deal dude,Words of a true friend +SPLC wants you to watch out for a green frog but thinks this is completely normal,Shut up you don't understand the meaning of this art! +Fap main btw,F2P btw +"Someone puts a gun to your head and makes you choose capitalism or communism, which do you choose? Pull the trigger is not an option. Pick one.","I'd rather pick none and die, but if I was forced to choose one I'd pick capitalism, since while it does slowly degrade society it is a slow process, compared to communism where it's Good to Fucked in the blink of an eye." +The Elf on the toy shelf,I love all the pictures I'm seeing of action figures torturing the elf on the shelf this Christmas season haha. +No god wants this.,"Well considering the fact that there's no god, this isn't an issue." +"My high school history teacher wouldn't let us watch what was going on. It's been years, but the jist of his argument was you're here to learn history, not current events I just had to tell someone this, I don't even remember his name... But fuck you, guy. Mojave high school, Las Vegas, NV was where it was.",Your teacher is a malignant turd. +"I feel for you. I live in South Africa, and $40 is very expensive for us, as the Rand has plummeted over the past year, and prices of basic necessities has gone up. However, Squad only costs R410 for us on Steam, as opposed to R560 if the current exchange rate was used, which goes a long way to make it more affordable for us. I assume Steam doesn't do regional pricing for Australia? Then maybe they should if USD prices are too high. Australia aside, global player numbers aren't really declining that much. Go look at steamcharts and steamspy. After the initial hype of early access release, any game's player numbers will go down. Average numbers might have slowly gone down over a period, but with every major update it goes up again and then settles where is was before. tl;dr I don't think the price is too high or really even causing that much of a barrier as people might think.","put it this way if was $20 I have 5 friends who would buy it might play bit - maybe a lot, but $40 for something they might not like much.... no go." +From someone who isn't all that savvy does that mean her website was hacked? I always avoid clicking on sites that have that warning but never knew for sure if it meant hacking,"I think so, my site was hacked before and it also showed the same warning on google search result." +Hug the left wall until you come to a turn you've seen before then turn right. Rinse and repeat.,Fuckin hard to recognize a turn you've seen before ina maze while blazed +Donald Trump Brings Baby Up to the Stage in Tampa,He looks so natural handling children. +"Ha. Haha. Crit is the dominant stat in the warrior set (subjectively influenced perception), so...a mix for not a single spec?",Haste and Mastery would be fine for each spec +Dermatologists (good ones) generally make more money than Cardiologists....I suspect they get a lot of repeat business. You may find one who bulk bills if you shop around.,More people want to look good than look after their heart. +"This man actually believe we humans have warped our own history over time. But he did provide some fallacy claims such as Scientist have discovered tablets in mid eastern countries that date back to 700 - 900 BC. Quite hilarious considering these tablets were discovered in the placed such as Iraq, Giza, Africa, etc by religious scientists whom will quote this stick was put here by Jesus to give us a sign.",You probably should have signaled that you don't actually believe what the crazy people were saying in your title. +"Ok, let's see if I understand this. Guys who eschew relationships and are content with just jacking off to porn are gross because porn objectifies women and not being in a relationship makes you both an antisocial loser and by not having a woman in your life to cater to the needs to you will develop misogynist tendencies. But courtship is now considered harassment whether it's a stranger, your coworkers, or a friend. How exactly is a heterosexual male supposed to properly go about initiating contact with women in order to start a relationship? Why, if I didn't know any better I'd think this whole thing was really about demonizing the male sex drive.","You're not supposed to be a heterosexual male, it's transphobic and homophobic." +"I want some info on buying AMD stock I really bump my head, I was tinkering for so long to buy amd stock when it was low but never tried to take a leap of faith. I am pretty young but got some money to spend like 2000, is it wise to invest? Pros and cons are appreciated",I know a nag whos an out side chance but is sure to get up :) +"DW, Trump's coming",the fact that this is downvoted actually frightens me +"Work AV at a hotel, can confirm. We charge $100 for internet daily. We work on the convention side of things so our price is higher then it would be in your room but when a business can easily expense the cost there is really no reason to change. We also charge a $100 per power cord a day for power. Our prices are insane.",It'd be cheaper to go over your data plan. +Flip the tag to $66.68 then go on a Wednesday 50% off green tag day and pay only $33.34 for it then flip it for $80 make about $47 profit. Buy 2 grams of coke and make about five 1.5 gram crack rocks. Sell those rocks $20 each an have $100. With the $100 buy a gun and then rob thrift store.,Is that the plot to the new Quentin film? +"There are a dizzying two trillion galaxies in the universe, up to 20 times more than previously thought, astronomers reported on Thursday. The surprising finding, based on 3D modeling of images collected over 20 years by the Hubble Space Telescope, was published in the Astronomical Journal.",Just think there are 100-400 billion stars in our own galaxy multiple that by two trillion too get a rough estimate for the number of stars in the universe. +LeBron's retiring at 36 and he will be completely broken down. He's played way too many playoff games to last much longer than that.,You're really saying that after what we just saw a few months back? +"Yes, HBO, we get it. It's very clever.",Logan: I fuck and I know things. +Looks like the Americanized version of King Arthur and the Lady of the Lake.,1st Sgt Arthur and the Lady of the Rice Paddy. +i love how everyone always says TIANA IS AMAZING and im just like ayy lmao i just started farming db10 (thank god i pulled a verde) and im like yea she is a god i can see why she is considered op but i have 0 use for her atm she my storage bae now just like sekhmet and perna not to mention the fact that my first nat 5 was triton who is rendered ultimately useless because of Tiana,(I have Zaiross and Galleon... q.q) +Isn't that how you're supposed to bowl?,Not in cricket. +Using dumbbells would make too much sense.,Time to wait for bradley martyn to do this on a hoverboard with one girl on either end whilst curling with the other arm +"I stopped using Adblock when they started accepting money from websites to whitelist them and continue displaying ads. Ublock is much better anyways, Chrome is even faster with Ublock than Adblock.",And without accepting money they wouldn't be able to win lawsuits shutting down adblocking for all. +"Well the last few seconds would be terrifying knowing you're gonna die, but that was pretty quick and painless","Oh shit!, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm gonnnna..." +"We are awake, watching the impending doom.",It's 6AM EST time ... I can hear the sound of Mexicans running for the border..airports filling up ...birds migrating to Africa and corks of champagne bottles popping in the Kremlin +I was honestly more offended by the Trump 2016 one I saw on a tank.,"it's ok, spawn back in as a tank, they double as safe spaces" +"What are your favorite MOTDs? I'm gonna assume lots will say 2v2, my favorite 2v2 is till death. However, other than 2v2, it's all thanatos 80% CDR","Anything insane with either lostsa money, no CDR and infinite mana." +"2016 Week 1 Game Thread: Pittsburgh Steelers(0-0) @ Washington Redskins(0-0) Please Remember: Leave all opinions/thoughts inside of this thread. Anything that isn't newsworthy posted outside of this thread during the game will be removed. Don't be rude. We're all here to watch the game. Do not troll the other sub's game thread/post game thread. We will be notified and we will take necessary steps after that. If you see someone in here trolling, feel free to file a report and we will take care of it. Thank you and enjoy the game.",Lol looks just like the Pats game last year where obvious blatant fucking holding and block in the backs aren't gonna be called +"Kitsune are an actual mythological thing like Minotaurs, you realize that, right? I want to play one because it fits well with the concept I'm going for, so there's absolutely no need for you to bring up furries, let alone assume I am one just because I want to play a race with animistic features.",I still hate them +"Fats don't generally cause cardiovascular diseases like we've been taught. Dietary cholesterol has no correlation with body one. Recently, much more emphasis was put on research on carbohydrate effects on these (it also became apparent that research in last 50 years or so was corrupted by carbohydarate producers, in order to blame fat). In Poland we eat a lot of white bread, which is rather unhealthy and has a lot of carbohydrates. I think that could be one reason.","But Italy and other countries of mediterranean region also have similar cuisine (lot's of white bread, meat, salts and fats) like in Central-East Europe" +My mother does this anytime she comes near my crockpot. Lifts the lid and stirs everything around. She won't listen to my pleas to stop.,"I'm guilty of that too, it's one reason I like using a pressure cooker because it locks shut and I can't do that." +"Thanks, I don't see GPU nowadays use that no more why is that?",I think either the new ram just doesn't get as hot anymore and any company can have differences in cooler designs too so they test how much it affects temps with just air. +UK to censor online videos of 'non-conventional' sex acts |,The Mary Whitehouse experience. +"It's PC, so it should be obvious",Goddamn developers exploiting their admin privileges. +Just needs the other 70% of the joke and this could be funny.,"All you need is the set-up, Buford, and you'd have a *whole* joke." +Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec HA HA HA HA,HA HA HA HA +Martian Sunrise,Needs more lens flare +"Maybe it's just the camera or lack of detailing, but is that orange peel on the paint?","It's like that for a reason, it's like a golf ball - Ferrari" +The other kind of centaur,Reverse-centaur +"Has Steven got a bit of his gem missing, too?","If it is more than just a torn shirt with the gem showing through, I can't tell." +"Is the killer shack an infinite for a perkless wraith? Wraith main here. Bear with me. Just got in a game and I found a Jake, who immediately ran to the killer shack and hopped the window. I walk around and he loops me. The second I almost get within lunge range, he hops the window, so I walk back around and continue. It was impossible to gain enough ground to get within lunge distance. If I doubled back, he would do the same thing or hop back through the window. I'm not sure if I'm retarded or if he was using an infinite. In the postgame he immediately started spamming nah dude it's not an infinite = Anyone want to try this in a KYF? The problem with Wraith is the Hillbilly can charge, Trapper can block off the window, Mike has an increased lunge range, and Nurse would just shit on this dude.","No, it's not an infinite." +"which one is which? I think donald is just like erdogan myself. Also, this question has already been asked like 3 days ago or something.",Erdogan = hilary for obvious corruption +r/BetterEveryLoop,That was the best two hours I've spent today. +Is it time for Janssen soon?,But we already scored on a penalty? +"Well... Crap. Dropped it on my desk, and now I am sad.","Seeing the amount of force you need to delid a CPU, I find it hard to believe this happened from merely dropping it on your desk..." +Facts? You must be some kind of libtard CNN employee. Sad!,/cry lol +"God supposedly did, oh wait, God only said he was to be the bishop of the ward/branch, not of emergency situations.",Bishop of emergency situations sounds rad af +Someone shat in one of my buddies jack o'lantern,"Man if that's a real poo, it has quite the circumference on it." +You guys paying the refs $50 in basketball seems like business as usual.,They'd pay more than $50 but they need some money for the players. +"Because karma, dharma, brahma. Or something like that.",Shawarma +"Outstanding! Ex-democrat here as well, though of the fucking white male variety :D Welcome aboard the train that won't stop!!!",no brakes +"Does donald trump want to take away the ability of illegal immigrants to become citizens and live in the united states will Illegal immigrants currently living in the united states still have an opportunity to go to college, get jobs and such while becoming a citizen?",No path to legalization. +"You're doing big things, and I'm just sitting here wondering who keeps stealing my Gary Johnson signs out of my yard.",Put a camera up. +"Can someone seriously tell me what Ramsey provides this team? And I mean current Ramsey, not three years ago.",mean haircut game +Only needs a Milo Yiannopoulos for a complete package.,Russian's wouldn't accept his flamboyant gayness regardless of how many times he screams I'M A CONSERVATIVE! +"if you disagree, fuck you",yeah some sick stuff but i wanna see the gameplay not the editing. +Temperament in the face of danger. #HesWithUs,Nothing helps pick up those undecideds like a dank homophobic meme a week after Trump poses with LGBTQ flag. +"When the government forbids someone from celebrating it, that is suppression of their religion. The government itself should not be for or against any one religion though.",This just in: you can celebrate a holiday if your city buildings are not displaying any religious statues. +Angelsim is the only player who has made a 700pp play without using tablet.,tablet is worth too much pp peppy my man +File a police report. You have evidence of theft.,"The truck would count as GTA, which is a crime the cops will take seriously." +"Water snakes do fine on a diet of rodents. They can be a real pain to switch to rodents, but if he accepts them it shouldn't be a problem.",Thank you! +"I too, make harsh, deep character judgments about people from a five-second glimpse at them.",You seem like an asshole +What's an example of something the liberal media has duped Democrats into believing?,OMGCLIMATECHANGE! +"I've been following the progress on the Verizon xda, I'm not getting my hands dirty until someone comes out with a neat little guide.","Hmu with a link, I'll sacrifice myself if need be." +Lions fans has your d line always looked this good cuz we rarely give up pressure.,Looked like shit all year actually +"TTR will not give a response to my name I submitted a name 4 days ago to TTR mods when creating a new toon, and it is still under review. Any advice or knowledge of what's going on?",well it's because they haven't put it on the board and haven't played drunken darts yet if it hits the name its accepted if not its rejected and you get a 5 hour mute +Please don't revive me after a circle capture. Even as a sunflower.,I feel guilty because I do this sometimes. +'Stop! Stop!': Canadian women share stories of alleged mistreatment in the delivery room - Health,"God the comments in this thread make giving birth sound so so so awful, why would anyone want to go through that." +The ceo,"Fires himself, gives himself huge severance." +"First, she was wet blanket. Now, her names' Velvet Thunder.",Meep Morp +3 Pa. schools locked down when Bubble Wrap pops are mistaken for gunfire,...and the hommmmmmme of the brave. +"If Trump would know the term exclusive democracy, he would love it.",Say exclusive Idiocracy instead. +"If he was cheating, I'd say he deserved whatever consequences he got from it. There's just absolutely no excuse for that.",So adultery should be punishable by death I hear you +"Sometimes I wish I wasn't a fan but gotta stay true to your town even though they crap on you every year. You guys must not listen to 620 because some of the stuff I'm saying is pretty light compared to what a lot of folks have been saying. At least our O can move the ball, but this D is a lot worse than I thought it would be. Gotta vent somehow","I listen to them, it's always good for a chuckle" +"say what you want, he's still gna a star",Not if he shoots like MCW lol +Meghan Trainor.,Words cannot adequately express how much I hate Meghan Trainor. +Jon snow from Game of thrones is playing the main villain,Nah the next voiceover after that. +When you sell your soul for some wins...,Tf? +Yes they will probably go undefeated because they played an easy schedule,how is going 2-0 in the playoffs going to be an easy schedule? +The ironic part is that he hasn't got a clue what he's talking about.,"Oh god, how shall I ever carry on?" +What little things do people do that immediately makes you assume they're a dumbass?,Them: Hey Me: Hi Them: Hello +Who isn't Richard Nixon?,Correct. +The very first thing we are doing in the new map.,Wow this just reminded me of the Captain Falcon level from Smash +"What is the best water heater for turtles? I'm looking to buy a new heater, and I'm wondering what you guys think is the best water heater for turtles. One that isn't too expensive but very effective. Thanks!",Aqueon PRO heaters are good and wont shatter since they are not glass. +"Please, if you are in a party of 3+ stack, someone pick support out of you three. Not all three hard carries/core. Doesn't matter if ranked or normal. Please.",*If you are in a stack; pick a support. +"Why would you not redact that info on your orders? That's an OPSEC violation. Bonus: problem solved. You can't tell him where you're going, he can't hit you with the stupid 35 miles B.S. (which may not be entirely legal anyways)",Well in my case they will just call my command lol so yeah... +"What kind of used car are you buying for 20k? What is the interest/terms of the loan you are looking at. If you only have 6k in savings then maybe you should consider another beater car, especially if you're goal is to save up for a home. 20k would be a nice chunk of money toward a down payment if you were to save it up instead of paying off a loan.","OP has enough cash to buy a $20k car out right, he just doesn't wanna do that cuz it would empty out his savings." +"not a troll channel, she's just got really weird",Well you would also act like this if your kidnapper is filming you for shitty videos. +Poor poor SKS.,my SKS is completely stock btw^ +What?,He said AND THEN HE FUCKED YOUR GIRLFRIEND! +"Maybe a little less evil, which I'm sure in many people's minds makes it totally okay. I, for one, appreciate the Confederate flag being displayed. It's like a big red sign that says, WARNING: I'M AN INSUFFERABLE COCKSPLAT",Leeaboos are the American equivalent of Wehraboos (and they usually intertwine). +Women have sex with 15 year old boy after luring him with pizza party,"Where were all of these pizza-dealing, sex-hungry women when I was a teen?" +"I think Nestle gets away with it by telling the state how much tax money they will get from the selling of said water to consumers. All the retail taxes and then the industry work too is more tax money than if the government protected that water, so they give it away. It's horribly short-sighted and is a very short term gain but that's why politicians are assholes. They only care about what benefits their perception and the measurable things they can run on in the next election.",There is no sales tax on the sale of bottled water in Michigan. +If by better you mean worse then a fair amount,"not the most eloquent way to put it, but this guy is spot on." +Ah ic. Pretty much anyone who puts the word trump in a headline now a days gets out on some news source somewhere,"Well, he certainly is the talk of the town!" +"his logic is a bit off, the most realistic FPS games have incredibly short TTK... like one bullet, and tend to involve the MOST strategy because of it.",Strategic FPS games with short TTK usually don't randomly respawn you behind your enemy a few short seconds after you die +Is he even active today? If that were the case I might hear your point but realistically he's not ahead of other stashes for this week.,"yes, he is." +Deadly and brutal are useless talents,I sit on 7800FA and can easily oneshot players with my m700 +Who cares? It's provocative.,It gets the kids going. +In the meantime they should remaster Ac3 and Ac1 so we can have the whole Desmond saga in the current generation of consoles,"AC1 is backwards compatible on Xbox One, right?" +Carson Wentz named Offensive Rookie of the Month,I'm honestly surprised they gave OPOM to Ryan and not Wentz +funatparties.txt,"If it's ASOIAF/GOT party, I'd be the bee's knees." +Douchebags all. Someone should run them the fuck over.,Because that behavior justifies killing someone +"Pipe piper? Or pied (multicolored) piper? I know it as pied, but he does blow on a pipe/pan flute.","Yes, my mistake is Pied Piper" +But what about the women??,They have October. +We've already let a guy be president that we knew was a sexual predator when he was elected. It is a bit disingenuous to freak out over Trump talking shit now. The establishment types are scared. It is pretty fun to watch them lose their mind over Trump.,RIP Trumps campaign. +Trump doesn't care about winning over voters. He is only out there trying to rile up his supporters so they cause violence on November 29th.,I see wat u did thar +Not me. Nobody I know around here will give up our guns to that witch. She'll have to send out the blue helmets. They'll make good targets.,"I've lived in Montana, I believe you." +I don't know what that is.,Who is John Galt? +White males.,are you assuming my fears +Life is chaotic and unpredictable. The average 20-something Westerner is incapable of understanding this.,"But but...big meteor, the reset button" +"Didn't specify it had to be one of the movies so.. Knights of the Old Republic I. Amazing story, characters, and mamaged to flesh out the sith and jedi better than any of the movies did.",the Christmas special was better +I mean i kinda brag about all the times i have crashed my bike. Most of its wheelie related and I'm not really ashamed. Also supermoto so it doesn't even matter,"Oh yeah, crashing a supermoto doing something you aren't supposed to be doing is always a good story, and usually pretty funny." +"No one should be forced to Stan, whatever that is.",Yeah Stan was a fucked up song. +Lou Williams won the Sixth Man of the Year award 2 months *after* 6 Man was released actually.,TIL +Guess we know EXACTLY who to blame when Dragon Priest becomes a Tier 0 deck. Blackwing Technician. When she says My work is paramount... leave me alone. What do you think she's been working on? Yep! She's been creating Dragonfire Potions since Black Rock Mountain and just now sold a shipment to Gagetzan. You can even see a bottle of it in her artwork although she's trying to hide it. Seems we should have distracted her more often.,Control meta hype boyz! +Ya why lie to her afterwards...she was DYING. What's she gonna do?,Take him with her. +Man who flew over Calgary in lawn chair tied to 120 balloons pleads guilty,"Maybe I'm getting pissy in my old age, but this kind of garbage is reason I'll not do business with you." +"While lurking in the Lions' sub, I was heartened to notice that our sub isn't the only one that isn't afraid to have a little fun with its division standings table",Calling it right now: Detroit knocks Green Bay out of playoff contention. +"Millions of people have made the switch. I used to eat meat too. I liked the taste too. But one day, I realized that there really was no justification for why I should eat meat, other than because it tasted good. So, like that, I switched. I made the conscious choice to never eat it again. I had eaten meat for seventeen years and in one night I switched. It's been three years since then and it's been easy as hell.",Well congrats you must be superior to most people +"No way. He's got something great going in Michigan. Running things the way he wants, his recruits are just turning in to upper classmen, and he just missed the cfb playoffs. If he leaves I'll be floored.",We've seen weirder things with 2016. +So is that her boyfriend in the video? Just standing there doing nothing?,Even he agrees she asked for it. +Will there be a halloween update? It's possible Scott spent the extra time he had developing a halloween update in advance. Discuss?,"I wouldn't be surprised, but I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't." +We should just eliminate all tax. The big names pay hardly any tax and it would be much fairer if nobody paid tax at all.,We should just get rid of money and government entirely +"Would you guys consider 5'9 short? Because all my friends joke around about how short I am, but I go to a small school where everyone has a similar ethnicity. I'm just trying to compare to other places around the world.","As a practically 18 year old [M] who's 5'2,no." +And why wear jeans/belt needing plants on a long flight?,"Why are you wearing plants on a plane, period, much less ones that need belts?" +The Queens seem to have taken over the official Twitter.,"So we're about to get a hacking themed warframe, right?" +"Pair of vintage oval sunglasses. Bought for $4, but it's extremely sturdy, stylish and fits me perfectly. Got lots of comments of how it looked really good on me so because of that I just wear it as my primary pair.","I found a pair of nice Giorgio Armani sunglesses that I intended to fip for $50-75, but ended up keeping them to replace the dollar store specials that I'd been using for years." +Upvote lawles.,Uzername czechs out +Is there Bellator and 2 UFC cards correct?,yes and a massive boxing fight +"2016 Week 9 Game Thread: Pittsburgh Steelers(4-3) @ Baltimore Ravens(3-4) Please Remember: ##**Leave all opinions/thoughts inside of this thread. Anything that isn't newsworthy posted outside of this thread during the game will be removed.** Don't be rude. We're all here to watch the game. Do not troll the other sub's game thread/post game thread. We will be notified and we will take necessary steps after that. If you see someone in here trolling, feel free to file a report and we will take care of it. Thank you and enjoy the game.","I just don't get it, I really don't." +Haven't seen one episode of the show and I'm already pretty sure I know what you are talking about,game of thrones? +Blade Runner 2049 Announcement,holy fuck +Jenson Button was awarded honorary degree in engineering.,'For his efforts in trying to remedy chronic understeer - it is thought this will trickle down to front wheel drive road cars' +"Jeez Valtteri, stop giving these corny hints and anounce the move to us already! #HAMBOT",I'm looking forward to the TV Series #BOTHAM +"California has identified nearly 350,000 students in grades six through 12 who have attended California schools for seven years or more and can still not speak English.",Only 350 thousand? +The good ole 'if you're trying to lose all that excess weight you're probably gonna catch anorexia.',Be sure to call it the anorexia to amplify ignorance. +"If anyone else is searching for this in the future, I called a restaurant and they told me fruiticana on 80th and 120th in Surrey","for other indian stuff fruiticana is a great place to get pretty much anything from India, if they don't have it you can speak to the owners or manager there and they sometimes pull some strings to bring it in if they think enough people will buy it" +"Yeah, I'm against it too. But my sister likes turning on the tv while doing everything else which is I think a huge waste of electricity and money. I'd rather just get one of those netflix box things, or a console. But if you have any ideas for a decent one, it would still help.",You don't have much of a selection the big ones that come to mind are shaw and telus and they are quite expensive and don't really come with good packages +"Having lived in NZ for many years, this is true. Products that had to be shipped in were overpriced, but otherwise prices were on par with what you would expect in the US. Fast food might be more expensive, but that's because labour is a major expense of fast food businesses. It makes sense that that cost would be passed on to the consumer. But for the most part, food in supermarkets and other essentials like toiletries weren't more expensive because they aren't wage dependent. Clothing was also on par with American prices. Things like animal products were more expensive, but that was because the country has much more stringent animal cruelty rules that prevents factory farming than we do in the US. Also rent was reasonable, at one point I was paying $255/week for a two bedroom flat in the middle of the city near the university (total - no flatmates). I don't remember what my electric bill was, but cable internet was ~$60 per month iirc and I didn't have the cheapest plan. My cell phone bill was ~$15/month but I didn't go for much data since I had wifi most of the time. I didn't own a car because public transport was pretty terrific, so maybe another $15/week for the bus. I lived pretty comfortably and was even able to save quite a bit at the then minimum wage of $13.25. (Just some perspective, experiences may vary and this was roughly 8 years ago)","Just for clarification, is that all in New Zealand Dollars?" +"instead of betting, why not look it up and provide a citation?",Its in the article. +What? Have YOU not watched/read the series? He flew in the Boros episode. Or glided in air.,No he didn't? +"Yeah, she also has *seasonal allergies*! How can any woman be President when a sneeze could come on at any moment!","And Trumpitis, that's a real thing that causes severe five minute coughing fits that make you hack crap up into a glass." +Isaiah Crowell + Desean Jackson for Kelvin Benjamin who wins,Rather have Kelvin but I do like Crowell. +"Some places also do Tax Free weekends etc, where certain items will have sales tax for certain items removed for a set time. For instance Florida does it at the start of school for clothes, supplies etc.",Same in South Carolina and along with a LOT of school supply give away's it's one point of pride in my state I'm glad to hear others are doing it. +FIRE BLAIR WALSH!!!!,He's so good indoors- +"That would make her my daddy, guy!","Who you calling guy, kid!" +"Spoiler alert, she never moved on",I didn't even get to the ending yet :( Reported +"GPU core clock issue I have a XFX R9 280, I5 4430, 8gb ram, and EVGA 500b PSU. Windows 10 and games are running on a Samsung 850 EVO. recently the core clock on my GPU is not running where I have set it with MSI afterburner. XFX factory overclock is 933mhz I have it overclocked to 1100mhz stable. In games the card seems to be running at the reference core speed of 827mhz regardless if I turn my overclock on or off. I always have latest drivers installed and the GPU temp doesn't go over 70c under load.",Did you set the temp limit too low? +I wanted corporate blood. But the DNC nominated Hillary.,"You mean the candidate who (among other things) wants impose risk fees on big banks, regulate shadow banking, extend the statute of limitations to criminally prosecute Wall Street fraud, limit senior bank managers from rewarding themselves with big bonuses when the company is bleeding, tax high-frequency trading, and increase the authority of federal regulators to break up or re-organize banks that are too big or risky... you're talking about her, right?" +Pick your fights carefully! Bully gets knocked out for acting tough !,"2:00 you a bitch, you a bitch, you a bitch, your mama a bitch haha" +Then 6. Haha mostly just because of his history with personal fouls.,"Yeah, I'm going 6-8." +Welfare?,don't want to feed into the idea that socialism = big government +people had loads of jobs back then,This was back in the 70s when the winds were bad and everyone had odd pets +The Most Used Walkout Music in the UFC | FIGHTLAND,People should walk out to Hurt for their retirement fight. +So Which One Did You Vote For?,"Femto, because he would sacrifice anything for his country." +*There,Very brave. +"I hate Chomsky, this 'everything is our fault' mentality is pure poison.","Chomsky has spent time criticizing the USSR, Putin, Assad, Erdogan, North Korea, China's expansion in the South China Sea, Islamic extremism, ISIS, Boko Haram, the Saudis, and many other people and entities other than us." +This is nice and also my strategy.,Thanks! +"There's also that app that you can send the photo of the hotel room so it can be compared to others in human trafficking cases. I saw someone mention it once in this sub, but since I've never needed it (Thank god the people in my hotel are pretty common, except three of them: the guy who tried to jump from the 9th floor, the aggressive drunk guy who was the first and only DNR ever besides the jumper and the girl who dresses herself as a bunny to sleep).",Could you elaborate on bunny girl? +"Ah yes, however you need kids to propagate the human race. So in a way you should thank those who have kids so you don't have to.",Yeah there's definitely a shortage of humans thank god for those selfless parents ensuring the continuation of our endangered species +lol it's teddy but with sams head,You can tell it's severely edited around the number because the little whoosh things (I don't know what the fuck to call them) aren't on the side of the 8. +Hey well good news! The republicans will demand the laffer curve and for once that will be the right answer!,What is the laffer curve? +Bartolo Colon's HR was top play #69 on MLB Network's top plays of the year,*Nice* +Oh please. She resigned for optics to appease Bernie bros who were mad their candidate lost the primary.,"Yeah, because that makes more sense in light of documented facts." +Cruel Winter single??,"No, it's for Kevin Hart's new movie" +You're on a list though,He's just been told he can start a family... +I am both mx and a nonner. Which panel am i?,The answer is E. None of the above. +"It's Friday kids, what's been funny or fucked this week?",Self pitying whingers. +"Is this what depth feels like? It's like having ice cream in the freezer that isn't being touched, but you're so full on pie you don't mind saving it for another day.",Are we doing Christine Michael hype again? +"For some reason I can't upgrade my weapons with Cid, it says to do some quests then sleep but I've done about 20+ side quests as well as a few story chapters, is it meant to take this long or is it a bug?",Have you slept anywhere? +"Yes, great.. let's hope an entire sector that makes up a significant proportion of Australia's GDP completely tanks. I'll remind you these figures include non residential construction including hospitals and schools as well.","Yeah, it tanks because the Coalition is unwilling to do something about it and slowly deflate our construction and housing industry." +'I goofed': Newt Gingrich says he made 'boo boo' when he claimed Trump softened on his 'drain the swamp' promise,"keeping your lips attached to the boss' ass as he flip flops is hard work, newt." +It was just a happy birthday post.,So? +"New voters and the highest GOP turnout in years. According to the data coming in, no democrat could have pulled off this election.",Yeah but Bernie could have! +"No, because I do more than play games on my desktop.",What are you doing on Windows that can't be done on Linux? +lol that zoom at the end is awesome. That guys haircut rules too. It screams sad middle aged man trying to stay hip. Are you the one who filmed this OP?,r/punchablefaces +It's all about the tub girls.,Ugh oh oh no please not that +"Dear Democrats, Read This If You Do Not Understand Why Trump Won","I knew the MSM had hit rock bottom when they were telling people not to read the wiki-leaks, that they would tell them what was important..." +Packers Game Chat 10/20/16: Da Bears @ Packers,<3 Aaron +Why haven't The Boston Major invites been announced? Open Qualifiers start in 4 days and Regional Qualifiers start in 8.,"There are predictions about the invites in the BattlePass, and it closes in a couple days, I think?" +who da fook is Lewis?,Ask Dolphins fans about Thad +Is the game skill based?,"I don't think there is a KB+M advantage, but there likely is an FPS advantage from console to PC." +"I don't think there's ever been a point where Anubis has been the *worst* god in the game. He's always been low-tier in high level play because of his nature as a pubstomp god, but he's never been as objectively bad as Sylvanus before the recent buffs or Ratotaskr before his rework.",He is objectively bad though vs anyone level 30. +Would you trade Batman v Superman for X-Men: Days of Future Past UV HDX? :),"I have it already, but thanks for the offer." +None that I know of.,Check all wires are in fully and there's nothing shorting out +I like the idea but how do you fuck someone up and keep your hood on at the same time? Give him a motorcycle helmet and a duster coat,Pull the little strings tight +Hephaestus,Isnt hephaestus just greek vulcan though? +"First off, who are they? Second, this has literally always been the case. The FBI has always been political. The Supreme Court has always been political. Sports have always been political.",the jews and the coloreds! +"Target parking lots are still in public. Why are you criticizing the one taking the video, perhaps your righteous indignation should be leveled at the woman...perchance?",The womans behaviour was definitely outlandish but the people freaking out over a tiny red smudge on their car are retarded too. +"Dude hasn't got a single back of card stat over 90, yet he's 91 OVR?!","Ea decides the overall no matter the stats, but that is some bs" +What does ja mean in French?,"Nothing, and not the word nothing bacause that's rien in French" +Learn Arabic.,"Turkish, but okay." +Adapting freeing us from Loki hate,"He should've said got him before he landed, nice throwback to Dimi's Tyr <3" +"Santa Danielle, grown-up one.",Good stuff. +The Latest: Berlin Attack Suspect Reported Videoed at Mosque,Couldn't have had anything to do with his motivations. +Actually trees are competitive as fuck. Whichever grows fastest wins. Anything under its canopy can go fuck itself and become fertilizer.,Both trees and god approve of capitalism them +"If you were a NPC in an RPG, what would be your default responses after someone exhausts all your dialogue?","Stop it, you're ruining the story progression." +at least it's not a swing state,California used to be a swing state. +Michigan really isn't all that contested.,its margin is similar to Pennsylvania and Wisconsin. +Is this a repost or is this just happening a lot?,Yes. +Fictional child porn gets the same response though,"Some (not all) people will have the same knee jerk reaction, a lot of people don't object to it." +The straights will rise again,\#MakePopheadsStraightAgain +"How do Drivers get paid? Totally noob question I know - but I was wondering how drivers are paid. For instance, do they get a salary like other athletes (spread out over the year or season) or is it per race? And is there a major difference between factory drivers and the guns for hire? Thanks!","Drivers probably get a percentage of race winnings as well as the base salary, but this would vary due to individual contracts with teams." +Same man. I was still trying to use the Remington at the end of Ghosts :D,AR is not ingrained in your name! +"My friend doesn't get it, can you explain?","The way I see it is: Why would the phone next door even be hooked up, much less ringing if nobody lived there?" +Of any sport ever in my opinion,You could make a good argument for Belichick too. +So why was Bob even playing tonight?,Because they thought they had the best chance to win with Bob at the start. +"The IT guy wouldn't be there, that sun is way too bright",His whole body would be red because the little amount of time he was out in the sun to take this picture would cause him to get a sunburn. +It seems like the scariest thing in your life is to possibly not be liked.,Well what if someone was harassing YOU for buying feminine products/refusing to sell them to you for whatever reason? +"I fell asleep in fear of r/clg becoming the most toxic bomb ever but woke up to a lot of love-threads. Gosh, I love this community. <3",Truly counter logic +"He said keep melee clean everyone. What I infer from that is that he's encouraging people not to wobble. I don't see what's wrong with that. Even if he did say melee should he cleansed of wobbling, that's just an opinion. Fine to speak your opinion. I speak from first-hand experience that being wobbled in tournament is utterly demoralizing. n0ne plays for fun, so it's likely that he's frustrated and saddened by dizz's decision to play the way he does.",But tbf saying that it's not okay to discourage wobbling is also an opinion and people should be able to express it. +"I'm glad she settled on Trixie, that talking head where she reveals the inspiration is one of my fav moments in all of drag race.",How's your head? +"I had one wherein I did get a note and then got written up anyway for the absence because anyone can get a doctor's note just by showing up. Obviously, I never bothered again after that.",Managers are the worst +Why hasn't N.C. Gov. Pat McCrory conceded to his Democratic challenger?,Emails? +Donald Trump Has Attended Only Two Intelligence Briefings,He's a boxer guy. +What was OK to do as a kid but is frowned upon as an adult?,"Stranger in a wheelchair Excuse me lady, why don't your legs work?" +"yes but can you actually connect, or Windows just says so?",It works +Sky Sharks: Trailer #1,"Sometimes, you just gotta say fuck it and do the most ridiculous thing you can think of in front of a camera." +They're closer to the bottom!,"It's still not quite right, but that makes it somewhat more tolerable." +"I'M WEARING A SAFETY PIN SO NOW THAT I'VE UNILATERALLY DECLARED MYSELF SAFE TO TALK TO WITHOUT ACTUALLY DOING ANYTHING HELPFUL OR SIGNIFICANT OR EDUCATING MYSELF OR DOING ANY SORT OF INTROSPECTION, YOU SHOULDN'T MIND IF I ASK YOU A PERSONAL QUESTION...",Ask away. +The Lineage OS subreddit is now public,"I hope it comes to the s6, but of course the exynos keeps screwing things up :(" +"Any demanding emulator really. PCSX2 runs even worse, but it's also a much inferior emulator in terms of features and performance (and much worse managed, not multiplatform, outdated in many ways, etc.). After almost 15 years of AMD, I switched to Intel last year, simply because their single core performance is superior (which is important for emulating and other tasks).",Intel beats AMD single performance all day (coming from a red team dude) but I mean dolphin specifically runs bad with AMD processors. +We also do remember this effigy repost.,Yes I remember kids... +I can write on a napkin that someone stole my 1kg .9999 Fine Gold bullion bar and tweet that.,I think I would probably get a nice visit from the IRS first haha. +Why people have lost shame?,Speak for yourself. +"Redditors who have gotten out of depression, what was the transitioning point for you?",drugs +"Yeah or, because this is America, you can just go to a gun store and buy a gun and go kill whoever the fuck you want, because fuck volcanos and peed-on hay.","Oh, well, I'm in the UK (not that we have any volcanoes nearby... there's plenty of peed-on hay though)." +I may have a big emergency in my tank... I cant find a screw,It'll be fine. +old sneaker customization rejuvenation restoration revelation masterbation compilation,nice title +A rare gorgeous November day at lambeau and the first play just shat all over that,Good thing all of us watching at home got to see it happen +Powerthirst is crystal meth!,400 babies! +Didn't she *personally* say it only like a couple weeks ago?,"Chelsea said marijuana is harmful, or something along those lines just this week" +That's what I'm doing. I'd be more cautious if you're 1-2 or 0-3 though.,"i'm 2-1 right now, I feel like Siemian can do it, but I wouldn't be surprised if Eli and the Giants pull one out of their ass and play a phenomonal game." +I'm crossing my fingers that it actually won't be solved for another month (at least entirely) to give PC and xbox players a chance...,"The thing is if it's taking that long, people will have lost the hype by then." +The edgiest,CraaAwLiiInG IiN MyYyY SKiiInnN +The Arizona Coyotes and the Ottawa Senators are the only remaining teams yet to be shut out this season Both teams have managed to score at least one goal in every game so far this season. Every other team has been held scoreless at least once.,Um we haven't I'm 99% sure. +What did the closest Blockbuster to your house turn into after they went out of business?,Currently it's a Petco +Can Italy catch a fucking break already?,pls no more earthquakes +There's lots of skins that work all year.,Your mother's skin works all year. +Dried spices don't go bad. They just lose potency over time.,But thyme does go bad because it's not a spice. +the thing about the middle east is all the old buildings are destroyed,But their not... +"REPEAT AFTER ME: I AM VOTING DONALD TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT. There are 24,000 Centipedes here right now, you know what to do.",I AM VOTING DONALD TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT! +"They use photos of toddlers playing with a bunch of Matchbox cars, that became the storyboard of the movie.",They really know their audience +"So I bought two really scratched up ASEs, I polished them because I didnt like the look. So I got two scratched up ASEs today, saw them in a pawn shop that had my two favorite things. Silver and guns. Anyways IDK how these 2016 Eagles got so messed up but the guy sold them to me for a dollar over spot. Like I said I didnt like the look so I took out mothers mag and polished them up. Now of course the scratches arent gone but it is sooo reflective that they are harder too see. It reminds me of a proof but instead of just the background being polished, the entire coin is. What do yall think, would leaving it scratched up been better as far as value goes or does polishing it make it even worse? Just curious I mean I like it better now but its nice to know how bad it is damaged.",The judges are going to the tape... diff --git a/chunk86.csv b/chunk86.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..5d7ab7b8f01b2deb24c5836108559bde22b666bc --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk86.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1667 @@ +Input,Output +Will look into it thanks,I would not recommend the yootech.. get the iq shield case friendly.. best case I've gotten for the s7 edge. +"In case you didn't know, he's in about the average shape of a gamer. Besides everybody sweats. It's a thing.","... did you know, some economists believe that some long term unemployment post-recession is due to video games?" +What do you plan to do with your free time this week?,It's eggnog season so I'm gonna get fat +Bet on the Winning Party of the US 2016 Presidential Election with Bitcoin,I think the politicians will win. +Donald Trump's Companies Destroyed Emails in Defiance of Court Orders,Well that's just good business. +WHAT?!?!?!?,WAIT WHAT? +I rented it yesterday. Played a couple multiplayer games and quit. If I want to jump around like a fairy I'll play Destiny or Titanfall.,Nah the jumping adds another layer of complexity +FUCK ME. YES.,Uhhh i just need your address then and i'll be on my way! +Yeah and then all the people that paid for the legendary skin can sit at a deficit and not complain at all.,They can get a refund lol +"Crazy to think that you can buy a note 5, which is 95% of the phone the note 7 is, for 50% of the cost. It's definitely not worth it to buy new phones unless you enjoy doing so and have the money. Realistically any phone sold this year should last you until technology forces you to upgrade, like 5g coming out. I know someone still rocking the original note, which is almost 5 years old.",When is 5G coming out? +Tax free?,"Tax free, as long as you're willing to donate a thousand to a charity of your choosing." +What are some of the most terrifying weapons used by militaries in history?,I would say the atomic bomb is up there. +"ATMs here will count all bills and show you a tally of each kind and the total at the bottom. This is also on a receipt it prints out for you. Honestly it's just as reliable I'd say. That said, it's kind of odd OP can't find 10 min to stop by a bank. There's no hurry to get it there, it's been sitting in your house half your life. Interest rates are usually a fraction of a percent in savings accounts, no rush.",I had one of those ATMs freeze up on me before. +Those are some murky windows. Why haven't Matt and Shelby cleaned those yet?,"They are probably thick too, just based on when the house was built." +"Game Thread: Flames vs. Ducks **Drinking Game:** - Gaudreau tries to do it all himself and loses the puck - 1 drink - Monahan takes a slap shot - 3 drinks - D. Hamilton.Bennett stick infraction penalty - 2 drinks - Brodie/Gio make an stretch pass - 2 drinks - Backlund/Frolik force a turnover - 1 drink - Ferland hits - 2 drinks - Engelland looks like a pylon - 2 drinks - Wideman fucks up - 1 drink - Fight - 3 drinks **Bonus:** * Ice the puck on the PP - 3 drinks * Puck over the boards, delay of game penalty - 2 drinks",Can't wait to see all the shitposts that sprout up until the next game if we lose tonight. +maybe that chin is gone and hall will show you his precision and timing,"Precision beats power, timing beats speed" +You can't spawn a QB out of thin air either,Purdue is basically thin air though +"For real, idk how people in Texas or FL do football, it's hot as balls doing 2 a days in Michigan, I can't imagine practicing in a Texas summer",That's why the SEC is so good +"How do salespeople at high end dealerships know who the serious buyers are? How do you decide to let someone test drive a $100k car? How can you guys tell if the person walking in is just looking to sit in and score a test drive in their dream car or if they're actually a serious buyer? Does how they dress ever give it away? I've heard that often times the people who dress terribly are the real deal and this is how my dad is (just got an s class but wears jeans that are tearing at the heel). How do you decide who to let test drive $100k+ cars? After all, every 5 mile test drive on a 6 figure car must really cause the car to lose value? Two years ago when we were looking for an M3/M5/E63 (eventually got the E63S) a dealer told me that they typically don't allow people to test drive the M cars, but a few weeks ago another dealer in the same area had no problem letting us test drive a C43, then BMW 550ix, and then an S63. Between all that we must've cost them at least a hundred or two hundred dollars right? How could they know if we (me,my dad, and my two cousins) were serious or not? The family aspect changes things but what if it was a single person?","Yeah, I didn't call ahead, but still, I could see myself having at the very least a used Bentley down the road, and it was just shitty service." +Give.,A +"On public property it's legal, and folks carried them before the passage of OC to make a point. I'm pretty sure there were a few people who beat the rap, but not the ride doing it as well. It's the idea that you can OC past 30.07 sinage that's really going to go sideways - If you are told to GTFO, 30.05 (criminal trespass) applies at that point and you have no legal defense short of a 180 and walk out the door. Since trespass with a deadly weapon is a class A you are playing with fire. There's no 'is it a gun' test involved at that point but did you get told to leave and stuck around. Even being 'technically correct' can run you a five figure legal bill, dig around ARFCom for the guy who carried a Bowie (illegal knife) while CC in Austin. It was a mess.",Pretty much. +Imagine if Clinton had said that lol,"She tried to make Colin Powell her Oliver North, but he was having none of it, and neither was the press." +"Awww man, I was expecting Rush to be subbed or something","Rush could still be a sub, but the way he's been talking on stream it seems as if he doesn't want to just be a sub." +Biggest Esports Winners of Black Ops 3,Smh all that rigging of tournaments and ethernet cords and they are only in 3rd and before the fan boys jump down my throat i will just ruin this comment by putting a +Escorts - available in Tokyo too. Go figure.,Only in Japan +Is Riot changing champions lore to be politically correct? I can clearly remember reading Twisted Fate's lore and him being referred to as a gipsy. Gipsy family or something. Now it's Nomadic river folk. Or am I going crazy and Riot is not altering stories to be more politically correct and censored. Like Graves cigar.,Why does it matter to you? +"This isn't as bad as it might look initially. Remember, with Bill C-16, you can legally declare yourself to be any gender you feel like being, and nobody - not even medical doctors - can challenge you on this. Problem solved?",Good thing you can't change your sex +"What do you do if... You are standing in line at Starbucks (or another shop in the union) and you see a customer shouting at the staff to hurry up? I told him to relax, that they had a line of people ordering, to which he said lines are for socialist countries like Russia, this should not happen in capitalism. I felt so bad for the baristas.",That response is literal parody of itself +"Why? Serious Question, they aren't my favorite but I do like them","It's a film that's fine to like, but to commit and say it is your favourite film just seems wrong, you know?" +"If you could evolve right now, what one extra trait would you want?",Better teeth enamel +Nope. The Slim is the equivalent to the One S.,I still think it's odd that Sony decided not to fully back their own ultraHD 4K Bluray with either the Slim or the Pro... but Microsoft is with the One S. +"Captain Ryan vs Orange Man, who would win?",Is frothy Santorum still on board the Trump train? +Apparently. Even though the majority of the laws cater to us and most people will believe a woman over a man because us women are obviously *super trustworthy all the time*. It's sickening.,"Indeed, we have never ever made false accusations and saying so is victim shaming" +That's too many men on the ice.,"Too many misters, not enough sister's." +What player on a rival team will you never admit to liking.... but secretly love everything about them? Mine might be a catcher.... He might catch for the Cardinals.,"I love everything about Christian Yelich, hate that he plays for Miami" +Wow only 7 million people and 25 million play thats inzane,Yeah its amazing how many alts people have youd think steam would realize that there's only 7 million on earth +May I ask what was the Kane & Lynch fiasco?,Jeff Gerstmann was fired from GameSpot after giving the game 6/10. +"The knowledge that we are a really, really good personality and love match, and the only thing preventing us from still being together is a total mismatch of goals for the future (which of course is still a massive incompatibility). It's much easier to get over someone if it dawns on you that they're actually kind of a jerk.","Even when it dawns on you that they're a jerk, sometimes those feelings still nag at you" +"I tab away from Kancolle for two seconds and those guys are still trying to ruin all my fun. Japan makes Everything cute. There's a Goebbles Moe web comic. For the name of cute, Japan goes to any length. Meanwhile cute over in my country is simultaneously unmanly and patriarchal body shaming.","Nothing wrong with cute, to be honest." +I'm pretty sure this particular video got debunked. No actual connection to the real emails etc. don't down vote please look into the facts yourself,Link? +Say it again slower...,Juicy Meat wrapped in hot warm moist buns... +Are there actually any real Flat-Earthers here? I came expecting to troll and I've only found shitposts and unanswered questions from critical thinkers to Flatties. Are they using a different sub?,Styleofzen claims to be one of the leading FE theorists anywhere on the globe. +"Download size on PC version It's been a while since I dont play BO3 and I'm redownloading it. The download size was 83GB and now it occupies fucking 100GB on my HD. What happened that it all of a sudden the game occupies so much space? Sorry if this has been asked before, this is the first time I ever visit this sub and with a quick search I didnt find anything. I think I also should say that english is not my first language for the Grammar Cops around.",The pain of having bought only 250gb SSD... +The stone soldier is also another one.,who dat? +"Milk, applied directly to the burny sphincter, apparently. I've posted this story before, but any excuse to post it again. My uncle is a stand up comedian, and has been since the 80s. Some time in the mid nineties he was on tour around various UK seaside resorts, but this was a spring tour, and most places were pretty dead. With nothing else to do, he ended up going out for curries most nights. One Sunday afternoon in Wales, he was getting ready for an afternoon show. The night before, he'd had a particularly hot curry, and he'd been punishing his bowels for a while now. In short, he was suffering. His stomach was aching, but worse than that, he had a case of what could only be described as the fiery shits. He couldn't imagine going on stage for an hour and a half in that sort of discomfort. He could barely get away from the loo, and he was in agony. Thankfully, his tour manager was a pro, and suggested that cold milk, applied directly to the inflamed area, would work wonders. Problem was, it was a wet Sunday afternoon in a Welsh seaside town in the mid nineties. Nothing was open. After almost an hour, they gave up and went back to the dressing room, where they realised that there were a couple of those little long-life milk pots. They weren't ideal, but they were out of options. Of course, the angles were all wrong, and my uncle wasted the first one completely. Emptied it down his leg. Which is why, when the technical manager came into the dressing room a few minutes later to tell them they had half an hour before the curtain, he found my uncle bent over a chair with his pants around his ankles, holding his bum cheeks apart, so that his tour manager could carefully empty the contents of a tiny pot of milk into his exposed anus. They both turned as the door opened, and stared at the technical manager. Neither of them knew what to say. Before they could even attempt an explanation, the man just backed out and closed the door. He never spoke to them again, the whole time they were there.",well...looks like he got some material out of it at least...good lord lol +Don't forget about male circumcisions!,Everyone should be fine with unnecessary surgery performed on infants +"We have Rabadon's DeathCap, But where is Rabadon's DeathSword? Rabadon's DeathPlate? Rabadon's DeathSocks? Rabadon's DeathChaps? It's kinda like unfair that rito only released a line of mage hats specific to the rift. I formally make a rito request for an expansion of the magical mage hats to include a Sword for AD champions, A chest plate for Tanks and a pair of comfy socks for supports and lastly a sexy pair of leather assless chaps for Taric and Gragus.",Rabadon's DeathBeanie +"Yes, 90% of people are bad at math, and the other half can't read.",Did you know that four thirds of statisticians agree that your statement is 72% true? +Because All White Guys Are The Same?,This just seems like an iteration of the perfect SJW universe. +Lee Sin with Protobelt There are games when you are on Lee and your early game just went insanely well. There are competitive games when the Lee gets 4/5 early kills and has a lot of gold spare. Do you think Protobelt would ever be a (of course situational) competitive purchase? I think about it like an early Swifties or moby boots. It is something that fits certain situations really well. If you get it early you can GAP close to again to open up gank opportunities. The burst is quite strong early game and can increase his kill potential on squishes. It provides health and CDr so not all stats are wasted. It provides wave clear to shove waves into turrets faster (big deal) it increases clear speed and opens up opportunities for counter jungling. AP contributes to shield. I think Protobelt is a highly situational purchase but it can see competitive play on Lee Sin. Please Reddit Analysts! Help add diversity to the rift and make it great again! I don't want to build randu ga locket every game,"i highly doubt it, Zhonya is so much better" +"Oh wow, guess clamping is dead now that you gotta play on average 1 game a day. Thanks for the explanation!","its for the better tho, too many smurfs in challenger/master.. now they need to invest time in those accounts or they drop, this might fix the problems in challenger (high queue times) as people will now play on their mains instead of smurfs" +I actually cried at this scene :'( . But that forehead is huge :O.,Where do you think he keeps all his smugness? +"Fassbender will clutch this, have faith.","I hope so, they got Jeremy Irons in this too." +I thought everyone here would resonate with this post that's why I shared it : ),r/Me_IRL +Jumping the Rocket Voltic off the Ramp Car,"I wish it was nighttime more often, the under-car lights look so cool" +"Girl a little more attractive because of beautiful smile. If you'd show me your passport pictures, I'd expect me to say equal lol","Oh yeah, my passport photo is trash haha." +TIFU by voting for myself,"If anyone is going to cause WWIII, it's Hillary and her No Fly Zone." +Great execution and form,Is it weird that this gave me a boner? +"Once you've donated every fossil, they should be pre-identified from that point on Now that I've donated all of the fossils, it's kind of annoying to have to identify every fossil before selling it. Once you donate every fossil, you should be certified as a fossil expert and able to identify fossils yourself (meaning they should be identified as soon as you dig them up). I think this would be a cool reward.",At least you don't have to mail them like in the GC version :p +I think he could have had 1 successful rep should his feet were planted solid on the floor,I bet he just wanted that extra core activation +They act like it's all paperback and can't be stratified through automation.,"But, but, they use super secret code names that can only be searched by hand, man." +"I got a 3.7 on a report card once, grounded for the whole year. As in 365 days not until the next year.",Oh the days when you missed getting beat by your dad with jumper cables +UFC 205: Inside The Octagon - Eddie Alvarez vs. Conor McGregor,Dan Hardy's analysis is giving me a boner +What's the biggest problem that Lebanon is facing now and how would you solve it?,"politicians corruption, being a slave to other countries" +That's reasonable tho,"No, that's mean." +"I am tempted to mention the Tantraloka, but I won't.",How non-dual of you. +"Just tossing this out there, this puts the current state of bullying and cyber bullying in perspective. Obviously kids shouldn't be assholes, but calling someone names on the internet is a far cry from this.",When it happens to adults we call cyber bullying harassment and its a felony. +"Have you read any of his books? Dude's hilarious, smart, and has his head screwed on straight. If you think his title, Rush Limbaugh is a big fat idiot, and other observations is mean, you need to stay out of politics.","But Rush is such a sweet angel, how could anybody be mean to him?" +"You sir are the master of slippery slopes. Sorry, I kid. You're right though, spin-offs offer different experience. Mystery Dungeon and Rumble for example offers completely different gameplay. Stadium games however, after X/Y doesn't offer anything different.","You say they don't offer anything different, I say they do (see my list in the other comment) Maybe it's best we agree to disagree." +"Yep, that's Mysterious.",omg this is funny XD +ACOK timeline? (slight spoilers),"I have been looking for a list of events, or a timeline... Renly took the iron throne in my game." +Why do you answer AskReddit questions? What's in it for you?,ITT : karma whores +Kevin's also a block of stone (or whatever the fuck Silver Warriors turn Grimm into. I've seen some people theorize it's ice but I doubt that). It makes sense that it wouldn't work in his current state.,"I don't think it's frozen his actual bodily functions though because the Grimm are still making expeditions towards him so the kill switch, if there was one, would still work" +"It must be part of Gods plan then...obviously, unless it doesn't fit the religious narrative...then it's the work of Satan?",Of course +"Blue/Red Standard answers to Nahiri+Emrakul, the Eons Torn? I am playing a Blue/Red deck which I know is not super-competitive but it's fun deck for me (and it's cheap, which I like even better). But I do want to start sideboarding against specific decks that I see playing at my local store. The first one that I'd like to beat is a combo with Nahiri, the Harbinger and Emrakul, the Aeons Torn. Nahiri ticks up and activates her -8, Emrakul comes in and attacks, I sacrifice 6 permanents and take 15 flying damage. blargh Are there good answers in Blue or Red for this? Attacking Nahiri works sometimes, but she ticks up so fast that I also want to have something available for the turn that my opponent tutors for Emrakul.","Obviously, you switch to Infect and kill your opponent on turn 3." +"How many of those teams would have winning records? Redskins would be 5-2-1 Packers would be 5-3 Eagles would be 5-3 Bengals would be 4-3-1 Also, only 5 AFC teams and 6 NFC teams have a winning record, for a total of 11/32.",But then all of those teams would have beaten a team with a losing record! +"Ha, so epic. They need to add a touch toes stretch; they can even add the backpack slipping upside-down and off when you bend over lol.",They need a dance option. +happystick meme.png,The im done with life and osu but i need osu for income face. +"Men face harsher prison sentences, senpai =(",I just have to laugh when feminists try to claim women are the true victims of Western justice systems. +best metroidvanias? I really liked CaveStory and Undertale anything similar?,Hyper Light Drifter Guacamelee (sounds stupid but fantastic platforming) +Its almost as if ive been being sarcastic,Poe's law +"Spreading the word, who I'm voting for!",Is that an original Surface Pro? +Shame on them for putting their political agendas ahead of our children.,I've never known the BC Liberals to do that. +"Ok, seriously what the fuck. Fuck these mods and fuck this subreddit.","But first, vote for Hillary!" +"You see, um, warlocks have a... hot tub too...",Locks get to have Kathy bates stuck in the hot tub. +I Was With Bernie Till the End; Now We All Must Vote Hillary,"I'll vote against Hillary, thanks tho!" +"You're overestimating the amount of people that are significantly above 360 by a LOT. If you see those posts on LFG, they aren't getting groups anytime soon. Also, old engrams decrypting to new levels wasn't very helpful. Did you not see the front page post day 1 that showed the very slow climb when using legendaries? Only exotics, which can still be farmed very easily post-expansion, give a significant increase. Let's calm down, eh?",It took me half an hour to find one person that was 360 or above for the raid tomorrow. +does anything that's bad for you smell good? and vice versa,Antifreeze +"for me, just the thought of if i fall off im fucked kept me on my toes and it was quite thrilling fighting Levi knowing if I fell im fricked. but I guess only the minority feel this way","I mean, I already feel that way about dying anyway." +Schalke04 esports continues its scouting days starting this morning! Come join the action!,Steve is too good for having to do tryout.s +Swording up resets it,you're joking why didnt i know this +"I don't see what your point is; we overcame racism when we elected Obama, so why wouldn't it work with other minorities?","Yep, the blm folks are blowing it all out of proportion of course..." +Well you could also transport the products by shoving them up your ass,Mega seeds were bogo +Kansas Approvingly Cites Dred Scott to Explain Why It Can Ban Abortion,Nothing like *Dred Scott* to promote the cause of pro-life +"Ewww, mics turn me off so much.",That's racist +"St least he resigned. However he proved his loyalty is to the demoncrat party, not to America. He should renounce his US citizenship and move elsewhere. At the very least move out of Texas.",That escalated quickly. +Some great teamwork in a ranked base race,Real mvp is the ward +"You just mean Jesus, right?",Joesus +I make them into a squad and farm materials with them. 100% trust mastery rating means an extra drop,is there any info around about what kind of bonus item do we get with a 100% TM unit? +"Worked retail as a manager in the early 90s. Store policy was lose the branch more than $50, lose a customer, damage site or client property, insult anyone or use foul language, immediate dismissal. Whether it was your first day or 500th, that was the policy.","Wow, I bet people loved working for you." +Because the basher is a 4 star general / former Secretary of State?,Republican former secretary of state... Republican. +Might need a source for that one,Credible sources are tools of the liberal media you fool! +"and do u think i'm trying to influence the game ? I wazs talking about h2k's chances. If they don't look dominanat in BO vs a weaker oponent , how are they expected to look dominant vs a korean team in a BO ?",by playing better :^) +Where is the best place for company vehicle wraps in Toronto?,Canada. +Exactly How does one achieve a gold star on Reddit?,Like this +Trolls Official Trailer #2,I need to vomit now. +based on this is looks perfectly plausible that someone could see a fire behind SA trailer from the road to the deer camp. Hardly any trees in the way and the ones that are there have hardly any leaves.,"Well, you know it's gotta be fairly plausible if it was written in the CASO investigation report." +"Yeah, that was a great idea as well. But for some reason he doesn't actually listen :/",ikr +"If you literally has the entire world listening to you for 5 seconds, what words do you choose?",7/11 was a part time job. +"Missing Reddittors? This may just be because today I have completely 'fell down the rabbit hole', but it seems over the last month or so that a lot of people who were regularly contributing to this discussion have just disappeared? I'm hoping that I am jumping to wildly ridiculous conclusions, and that in reality their real lives are too busy for them to spend as much time here, but the timing with BD's release looking imminent, and Zellner's suggestions that she knows who is actually guilty, makes it seem really suspicious! What does everyone think? I'm hoping I have actually put my tinfoil hat on for the day!!",I'm sure the missing redditors are all being killed off by the MTSO PR company as they are getting too close to the truth. +Whitecaps headed to Europe for 2017 pre-season,A fifth of the season remaining and already focusing on next pre-season Smh +What country do you live in? I'm currently watching Stargate on Amazon Prime Instant Video as I'm typing this.,what country do YOU live in? +Joel McHale of X-Files live in San Francisco 10/28 (Tix on Sale Now),Joel McHale of X-Files fame... +So they want to get this new beer to less people?,"Yes, I'm 100% sure that is the reason they went with 6 packs." +Honestly if Russia decided to help anyone but Trump I'd be laughing my ass off right now. The US deserves this after all the shit they pull. Karma.,About time yall learned a second language +Your response is exactly why this country is fucked. I sincerely hope Putin wipes us off the map pretty soon..,"Yeah me too, I hate you Americans." +You do know USSR existed before Nazi Germany?,I'm suggesting that Nazi Germany murdered more people in masses than the USSR. +"2 words, P90 Shapewood",You have to balance value and rarity within a same collection so people gamble on the trade-up contracts and not just the case openings. +"Damn I thought it was nice when I visited :'( honestly, which states are the most uncucked? I'm trying to find somewhere to move after college",Just go to Texas. +"They see me rollin, J. A. Purves 1930",Imagine a dimension where this took off over the car and freeways were just filled with these +Remembering the good times,Wish we could turn back time... +Right click the back button so you can go back multiple pages at once,I just click it real fast. +Lavrov denies Russian influence over US election: There are so many p**sies around the presidential campaign on both sides,r/russiadenies +The tree of liberty has to be fertilized from time to time with the blood of tyrants,Relevant username. +90% of restaurants close within the first year. By that metric he's the Ted Williams of restaurants.,"Yeah, and he can actually afford to... Step up to the plate that many times." +I've never understood that law. People can blast their stereo at levels higher than headphone levels. Deaf people can drive. The law should be whether or not you are driving distracted regardless of whether you are using headphones or not.,Just like I can ride a motorcycle in my state without a helmet but I get a ticket if I don't have a belt in my car. +That isn't the scenario he described.,I assume the original scenario was +How did you realize someone actively dislikes you?,They downvote you. +Why do I have a feeling our dreams are going to die at the hands of the GPODAWUND?,It will be a sad day... but I am thinking this will happen as well... +Hillary Clinton Pulls Plug On Election Night Fireworks,Why is Hillary trying to destroy the American fireworks industry? +sorry bout that its just when i say lava hound people assume i only started using it cos everyones using it now in the meta with lightening. LH is pretty fun to play with and put around in different deks.,I've played Sparky since before it got buffed... oh wait... +"It seems like you have everything covered but if you speak to your estate agents, they'll be able to put you in contact with a surveyor. Also, find out where the stopcock and fusebox are in case you need to shut off the water/electricity.",Also the gas supply valve if the property has gas +humunga dunga.,IS THAT SEXUAL HARASSMENT +"Arizona, USA",:( +"Charlotte repeals its ordinance, HB2 is now likely to be repealed.",Roy Cooper: NC General Assembly will meet Tuesday to repeal HB2 +North Carolina Police Officer Arrested for Allegedly Impregnating 14-Year-Old,The officer has been on paid medical leave since June. +"Not the best picture for sure. She looks better most of the time. Older women are where it's at though, I usually stay in the 40-45 range. They have to be good looking though obviously.",Do they speak English? +Nice 3k pistol round on Stream today,"I have to ask, why am I seeing so many lefty counter strike videos?" +Wow the detail is incredible. It looks awesome! :D,Thanks mate! +only similarity i see are the close together eyes,That and the dumb ass look on their faces +I can't do this anymore hahahahahhah,This is literally what I think when the guys are yelling her body her choice! +How to not get Carpal Tunnel,Reported for using a macro! +"I'm afraid you're too late if you want to invest. 2 years ago I would tell you buy as many as you can of those 3 cent Winter Offensive Case or whatever would be soon-to-be-rared case and today you'd be 10 times more rich. But now, without doing research and being active trader, there's really nothing you can do to even double your money in CSGO...",So depressing :'( +But what about Mr. Rogers?,But his sweaters cover up his tattoos from his naval days +The Netflix library has half the titles it did four years ago,How many freaking times are people going to write the same article? +Had a Hillary campaigner text me yesterday after a few jack and cokes,ew green text +"Soooo, no flowers, rainbows and butterflies? :(",Not unless we eat them and then poop them out. +"Smokes, hairdo!",You don't even smoke. +"Why is MTX getting more Arc Content than the actual Arc? Promotions, new armours, living content, all going into MTX, meanwhile the Arc itself is a very bad subpar skilling hub only there to give comp capers another few days of grind. Is this really what we were promised with the arc?","I would definitly played the arc for this armour, however since I'm not going for comp I have yet to return after the first day." +"Wait, did you win?!",Yeah I did the same thing 5 mins later bUT didn't want my self +Top tier quality shit post. Keep em coming.,Give OP the 10 thousand dollars! +that is totally heartbreaking... they did a horrible job moving that. I hope that company was put through the ringer for this failure,What makes you think they did a horrible job? +Post this on r/chiptunes they would love it.,They'd probably get all elite on you and yell that it's fakechip +"Yea but as long as it runns facebook and instagram at the same time for 8 hours straight, it has a market","So glad my MacBook can run Google Docs, I don't know how I'd do my homework without it." +I preferred 3. But I put a solid 27 or so hrs into 4. So definitely worth the free price tag.,Think I'll wait for it to go on sale +Go read the NYT.,But Trump told me everything in the NYT is a lie. +Clearly it was hard seeing as Nost did such a poor job of it.,Susan gaming were the nost devs. +Raising the price of something by 5500% does not make it more available. His heart's intentions are obvious.,"In most cases you would be right, but due to insurance, in the medical world list price is never equal to actual price." +Why not just release the bombshells so the truly damning stuff isn't lost in the mix?,He is into edging. +I think I've had five cups of coffee this morning... And it isn't even noon yet.,I average about 8-10 cups a day. +"to be fair in CTF you have to have your own rooftop campers to deal with theirs. You cannot just be trying to run into their base without dealing with their lookouts first, atleast not head on. You have to take the longer route and try to flank them. CTF never was a dive headfirst and try to steal the flag kind of thing even in the first game. Its a systematic elimination of the enemy pilots before the titan gameplay comes in.","Oh absolutely, it just becomes a rather daunting task when on certain maps especially the flag is in an enclosed corner with 3+ people camping with devotion with overlapping fields of fire." +Europe according to the Danes,I've only seen one mention of that sad-looking Crimea there. +Woo! Anyone know what it looks like taking Ditto into a gym?,The real question +"Wow, that's disturbingly similar. But out of those two in the .gif, I know who I'd rather vote for.",Donald Trump? +Iguana being chased by snakes,Looking like prime time Devin Hester out there +Nutjob leftists welcoming refugees,Since when did this sub become r/the_dumbass? +Rusty's Guide to Group B,Sure you can argue SKT placing 2nd because of the jungler but Blank is still better than fucking meteos lmao +This is why fake news spreads.,No.that's why I'm asking for facts +In later years North Africa was full of Germans.,"The Vandals under King Gaiseric, who instantly became black the instant they crossed into Mauretania!" +El Dorado,What game is this? +Where can you upload it? I'm interested it. Do you have Mega?,"I meant to say no pre and post match, I'll try and upload to mega when I get home later!" +a really cool guy. Hyping the servers he is playing on and bashing all other servers without providing any concrete reasons. Respect.,Oh because K2 was pay to win because they have a system where you can trade accounts.... Lol he lives in such a black and white world. +Toronto Raptors (22-8) @ Golden State Warriors (27-5) 12/28/16 07:30 PM PST A game I believe will be a ton of fun for both Dubs fans and Raptors fans. I adore both teams and wish nothing but fierce competitiveness from both sides. Let's go do what we must! Go Dubs! Please sticky this mods!,"Ugly 4th quarter, but great defense down the stretch from GSW." +If it weren't for those pesky voters - we would have won!,If it weren't for that skewed electoral vote system you mean? +BREAKING NOW: Massive crowd of Latino #Trump2016 supporters descend onto downtown #Miami to protest Hillary,"Need more pics, otherwise this is hillary journalism" +Subtle.,Think it has anything to do with Election Day being tomorrow? +is this normal?,forgot the +"Man. I'm assuming that's the astral plane we're seeing... but if they're going this full Ditko with that, how are they going to depict the Dark Dimension?",Isn't the dark dimension shown in the concept art on the header of this subrredit? +If that's three grams to you please be my dealer.,If you're in the Seattle area I'm taking on new patients right now. +"Man, I kinda understand why you might think that little game would be fun... but she seriously said she wanted to suck your dick and you made her work for it? Yikes...","I will not try to rationalize it, but looking back, when another chicken walks into my kitchen, I will definitely not make it hop through hoops because I want to play ball." +Not sure you could legally force them to?,"Yeah, I don't know what the legal precedent would be for that." +"Mapping around mods Has anyone ever specifically mapped something in a certain way to make it harder to play with a difficulty mod? I feel like I've seen it before, but I want to know if it's frowned upon if I ever map anything myself","i doubt anyone's deliberately made something to be particularly hard for a mod, but there are some maps where the smaller cs makes some patterns way harder than they were before, like zig-zag streams you could play in a straight line nomod but can't with hard rock, or high sv repeating sliders you don't have to move to play correctly with nomod but do have to move to play hard rock" +I know this sub is super gay (no homo) but I recently started watching Amanda Bucci YouTube videos and I swear I would tongue punch that asshole after sitting on a camel through the desert with 100% humidity for a week. Thanks for reading.,"Most deserts arent humid, as it is a desert." +"Palmer is just awful. It tastes like soybean oil, sugar and brown.",Now with 15% more brown! +What is this?,In the new DLC you can choose leader traits if you're making a custom nation and one of them is to make your leader immortal (it's really expensive points-wise though). +"Ty, so its mostly a single player game?",All of the SAO games are _simulated_ MMO single player games with small co-op MP <- mostly for levelling. +"I don't disagree with your sentiment, but I'm a dude",...yeah... +That's an odd fucking trend apple has.,"Google is probably unable to filter between people searching Apple the fruit Apple the computer, phone, etc., then adding a qualifier immediately after fruit results are returned." +"I've got Hall. You're flair will be: Top 5 p4p: Mike Perry, Mike Perry, Mike Per...",but if you lose your flair is Stankass champion +"Michigan does have a registry unfortunately. I have to drive him there and back according to the PD. Oh well, more range time for me",Gotta save the children somehow +Leave the preview program.,No. +Does anyone else here name their tools?,Mine are called Sasha and Thor +"anivia is always flying, check mate atheists.","Nonono, egg form doesn't float." +No ASEAN that's for sure. We would still be some sub par backwater on the same level as our neighbours because all the economic focus would be back home on the British Isles and we'd be on the receiving end of a less than stellar budget to grow our own economy.,Yeah....because our geographical location in trade meant nothing at all and brings nooooo money to the economy. +"Can Mila Kunis please angrily burst into my apartment, push me into bed and have her way with me, speaking Russian the entire time? Please, Santa?","Ho, ho, hoes!" +What's really admirable is he took the fall so his wife and son wouldn't be prosecuted.,His child was facing prosecution? +"How are scientists so sure that other meteorites like this have not fallen on earth in the past. What if a huge old-as-hell meteorite hit earth millions of years ago, technically now embedded in Mother Earth, and IS now Mother Earth. That little meteorite shown in the article would have to be older than any other meteorite fallen on earth since every other meteorite fallen on earth has now assumed the identity of earth! =)",Doesn't change the fact that the meteorite at some point existed before Earth existed. +Being a Muslim means you are tied to terrorism now?,It doesn't? +IM 90% SURE KESELOWSKI GAVE ME BEETUS,It's okay ryan reed and lilly diabetes are here to help +me_irl,I wish. +"So when you push that lever in and try to move the whole cage that the hard drive is in, it doesn't move at all? And you've tried pulling it toward you, going left and going down?",looking at the first pic it seems there is a spring(covered in dust above the ram) attached to it indicating to me it should be pulled out +"Play him as a CF in a fake nine. Played 4 games he got 3 goals. He's pretty decent, quick and can dribble. His shooting isn't as good as his card suggests tho but I'm liking him.",Lol fake 9. +I don't think many trumps like or even know who Adele is.,Nasty woman. +Correct - you sir get an Upvote. It's probably more like 99.93%,1-(5million/7billion) yep .999286 +Canadians would consider voting for Donald Trump-like candidate: Ipsos poll - National,Thank God we have Trudeau! +Mother fucker has some Jafaar shit going on with his weak ass beard.,That's a manly beard right there. +He is running for Supervisor in San Francisco. I hope he wins.,[context for anyone not getting this joke](https://www.votedavidlee2016.com) +The guy with the long blonde hair just doesnt seem to care one bit lol. Not sure who he is or why he is there,Have you ever seen baywatch? +so he wants a bang maid,Who doesn't? +The card itself or the amount of MT spent to get to the point of unlocking the card?,to get all of the cards lol +What is impossible to look cool doing?,Pushing a shopping cart +Which TV show will still be considered a masterpiece even if its watched a decade from now?,Star Trek. +"Gating Ranked Play with Mastery System I was just curious how all of you would feel about riot not letting you pick certain champions in ranked que if you don't have Mastery Level 5. This way it creates a more competitive environment. I personally don't play ranked que (30 games this season, OCE Solo que in silver, people all attacking and abusing each other when in fact we all suck equally just isn't for me). But one common complaint I see is, you only have X amount of games on the champion why are you playing it in ranked. And was just curious what all you solo que plebs thought of the idea of gating ranked play.",So I wouldn't be able to FP for a teammate unless I have lvl 5 on the camp they want? +Random new rule of the day :l,It's not a rule yet +(Pickup) Ronnie Fieg X Timberland 40 below bone,CLOWNCORE +HMB while I show off my skateboard skills,Looks like he wanted to fall and be funny but accidentally hit himself. +Obligatory rewatch in celebration tonight. Who's with me?,Just started! +What I do is I upload my gameplay to YouTube via ps4 share. Then just post the link to your video!,"Great, thank you!" +gonna need more than 1 possession per quarter for each team.,Commercial kickoff commercial 2 plays end of quarter commercial punt commercial +"This is his profile pic on Facebook, he said the school didn't let him use this for the yearbook",r/justweeaboothings +What did Youtube change recently and why are people mad about it?,"They made the videos in search alot bigger, so you cant see as many videos when you search" +Is he gonna wear the stupid hat to the confirmation hearing too,He needs to make sure Donald supporters don't think he is just a regular black guy or they won't let him in +Trump to name fast-food CEO as labor secretary: report,Appointing more Buffalo Wild Wings managers? +We could have had 2 presidents with Bill and Hillary. Instead we got two incompetents.,Yeah but they want to fuck one of the incompetents so it is ok! +Or you can beat them with the stick and place sanctions.,but then what will I do with all these carrots? +To Make The iPhone Great Again.,make it capable of nothing but tweeting? +It's more like Get effective government out of lives so we can bone the shit out of you and there will be nothing you can do about it. Prepare to get ass blasted for the next 4 years and maybe longer. It's all one big ass blast.,calm down Dennis +No materialismo is mexican,build dat wall +Trump really is a fucking master con man.,A genius con man to say the least. +Update 23.11.2016 (1.63.3.68),I like how the Vampire gets its BR reduced in SB but not RB lmao. +Add not having a banner for the sub to that list too.,At least they plan to update the snoo. +What have you developed a sixth sense for?,"Hearing insects, they freak me out so much that I learned to hear them from much further away than other people can" +"Now that the Cubs are in the World Series, the White Sox have officially ceased to exist","Don't forget, it is ESPN afterall..." +This is a particularly fascinating one. Bringing in companies/organizations is another crazy aspect to this.,Obligatory Nintendo was founded in the 1800s +Bruce Hooper,"Wait, do you mean Royce?" +A toy aisle in Taiwan is called stop crying,That'd be a good name for a bar too. +I'd much rather have it proven because it would be way more revealing as well as prove how the media is just a part of the wheel. If they deny it it gives the media something to bring up blame as a very crazy conspiracy and move on the next thing.,You missed my point entirely. +Source: context clues 2nd source: google,Thanks +Assistant branch manager,Give that old dog a raise! +I bet this woman can cook like no one's business.,Damn straight +Using a nexus 6 and no issues,All three of us nexus 6 owners showed up in this thread +Matumba was really good in 4asc. His slark was one of the scarriest ones I've seen even till now (at least the way he played it last year),"best slark is bsj, i don't know what you're talking about." +Whats up with that closed door from girls? They dont like rejection or what? Try to be a dude for a week and you get along with rejection pretty well,I expect it. +"Makes perfect sense though. You have two shows you want to do equally well, so you put your best 2 guys on separate shows.",But Roman is only on one show.... for now +I miss that troll that used to come here during the series and say why its real. I'd love to know his response to your comment,Umm... this is real... why would Pickleboy say that it was real on his Twitter if it wasn't? +"Haha the Adamant armor. There was a 1/64 chance of a certain monster appearing, and when they died there was a 1/64 chance of it dropping the thing. Ridiculous.",you could also try to steal it. +"Better question, what format is everyone planning to watch on? I'll have CNN.","We ditched cable, so NBC." +"That whole situation (blaming Obama for everything) was so bizarre. I don't care who wins either way, I just want to watch the world burn from my house in Canada.",Is your house owned by the Chinese? +I thought it was like the brand name or type of fireworks maybe?,Or some event I was unaware of +Whatever you need to get off until the end of the election man. Enjoy the final hours,Ok? +"One more elixir is 50% more elixir. It is a lot, Bowler was ignored when I he costed 5 and became a really good card for just 1 less elixir, even if it got nerfed. Try using both, in a cycle deck you end up using goblins a lot more for the one elixir",I do not find goblins of any use as they deal too little damage before getting zapped or logged. +Yee,This is the first Christmas music I've heard this year and I'm very Happyee with it. +Adoring Trump: Fr. Frank Pavone uploads second video with body used as prop,Because this is supposed to make it better! +"Besides his own fidelity issues, his wife having done very similar modeling, and the fact that the porno isn't actually Miss Universe, how is it ok that Presidential Candidate is doing this? I wasn't previously convinced that Trump was misogynistic, but this made me change my mind. Despicable behavior.",But he's a changed man! +sniper octane zsr offers,Burnt sienna pulsus? +"Actually, allot of bootleg cards have bad English translations. One of the funnier bootlegs are meant to say something like; Flip a coin, if tails the opposing Pokemon is now asleep. But the bootleg instead says Flip coin, if tails put enemy Pokemon into coma.","Oh, lol." +Instead you're wasting time trying to increase your HoC rank lmao,Cause you resumed counting when I came back (graph is the proof) and I need to invest more time +Google. Knows all.,"I said shitty study tips, not really good study tips xD" +"wow, you must be an expert. sorry, i didn't know of the level of genius i was speaking to. apologies :P",You should feel ASHAMED that you questioned the great u/ablackminute +Derek Smart on Twitter: Remember back when I said change was coming because Valve could no longer ignore the problem?,"Thanks Derek for posting evidence that it was Steam that removed your game, not you." +Exactly! The lip sync in this episode was... meh?? There were so many cues in the song to play up a schtick but imo it was underwhelming.... I would've love to see that too bc I know both girls would turn it the fuck up yes gAWD,The sad fact is put a disco song up on drag race and they bomb it +"Before breaking his collarbone in 2015, Tony had played in 66 out of the previous 68 games going back to 2011. That's 97% of the games, by the way. It's easy to pick and choose the stats you want to make your point.",I chose ~100 games (6.5 seasons to date) because that's an easily identifiable percentage for just about anybody to calculate +Donald Trump Breaks 40-Year Bipartisan Tradition By Not Releasing Tax Returns,And Democrats are ever so concerned about respecting traditions. +"Legit concern: Does it worry you for 2020 that Trump only received 59M votes? It seems as if Hillary lost this race, while Trump received vote totals on par with Romney and McCain.","Trump's numbers, if you were to play his numbers instead of McCain back in 2012, would have beat Obama." +"Comcast has a job to do, even if it causes car accidents",what a fucking douchnozzle. +So you think your friend REALLY REALLY loves Arizona Iced Tea?!,"So this is the new thing, eh?" +Clinton: There must be 'something terrible' in Trump's taxes,"Geeze you guys are just as bad as the birther movement, does he need to release his birth certificate too?" +Melvin Gordon.,Isn't he touchdown dependent though? +Ice Canyon in Greenland,Global Warming disproven AGAIN! +What movie would you rate 0/10?,Birdemic +You mean it's possible this team is not coached as well as many Steelers fans think? Tomlin and Haley are below average coaches at best. Losing winnable games on the road has been an issue for Tomlin his entire tenure.,"I was going to give him a few hours and then post basically this, lol" +"Not a movie, but Breaking Bad would never have happened if Walter White was from a country that provided healthcare.",He would still be dying and be desperate to get enough money to make his family comfortable after he dies. +sure he can. What would the press do? Write an op-ed? Two op-eds?,Do I hear three? +"sigh, fine she can solo a Winston no problem if Winston doesn't run away... better?","If a character's only play is to run away, then they have just been countered." +"On Japanese television: Grown woman acting super kawaii pouring litre of beer into a beer bong fed into a man's anus. Man clenches buttocks and stands up with huge grin on his face, woman lays down and man then squats over her and releases assbeer into woman's open mouth.",Sauce? +That's what we said about McNabb. His year with TO was definitely better.,"I know TO had his problems, but damnit he made it fun to watch!" +"Fair points. Agree to disagree, I suppose. I think they're close enough to where that's reasonable. Just curious, do you own any of Booker, Bibbs, Ingram or Hightower? I own Hightower, and although not super attached as he's just a bye-week filler, he may be creating a bit of bias for me as I saw Ingram double his production yesterday.",Recently traded away Booker +Can anyone here EVEN NAME a single veteran that DIDN'T vote for Donald J. Trump? I personally can't. That should tell you EVERYTHING you need to know about our next commander in chief. Goodspeed patriots. MAGA!,many +President Obama's Final Shot At Gun Control,"I'm not sure how a 'smart gun' will reduce gun related suicide, which accounts for nearly two thirds of their 33k figure." +Why the white working class votes against itself,this article should be called why the white working class will never vote for a party who belittles them and tries to tell them how they think +You're Sensitive,This is a goofy post. +Over 1 Crore In New Notes Stolen In Bengaluru By ATM Van Driver,He's making his own acche din. +Supreme Court allows hero's burial for Marcos,Thanks Tatay Digong +Cleaned up my Thinkpad,You forgot to clean the registry AKA residue +ummmmm why is shannon talking to someones wife?,I feel like that was Jacqueline Laurita-level pettiness of a years-old issue that Shannon is not involved in... About something that doesn't even matter anymore... +Mine was 11pm-10am but I was an RA so people could do whatever they wanted because idgaf.,You da realest. +People I haven't seen that I want to: FilthyFrank IdubbbzTV Jon Anthony Fantano,Cr1TiKal +"Haha sorry, the code is MARLIESREDDIT17",This is great thanks man. +Obama passes the torch to Clinton,Cuz that speech was fire. +I swear if we keep up both Seidenberg and Mayfield over Pulock I'm gonna throw a fit,That's definitely not happening. +Did you guys see the secret service men moving along with lady gaga. lol. :),Those are clearly back up dancers. +"Sadly, a lot of us are.",I am waiting for Google to release it I'm my country which probably means never (Nexus devices were also not available) +"Crazy neighbor sprays a dog with hairspray, because she doesn't like him barking..",Which one is the crazy neighbor? +What makes someone truly unique?,"Rebellion against the system, man." +Famous LCS strategy used by ROX Gorilla in the series against SKT - Low Elo Support Mains might want to try this!,but if i build sightsone i wont be able to 1v1 the enemy adc +"THE LADY GAGA-HILLARY CLINTON HAIL MARY HAS FAILED. THE SOUND IS BUSTED!: OMG, Gaga is performing a song at the HRC event and the audio seems to have busted: crowd outside chanting We want sound! We want sound!",What a pity +Mayors of NY and Los Angeles pledge to remain immigrant sanctuaries,At least they know their constituents +but he's belgian,Oh shi- +92%,93% +"So true, man. They already look great together, but the matching bankais........just looked so right, and so beautiful at the same time. I would kill to see them fighting together with bankais on............instead we got Renji on the final battle........why.","Well to be more accurate, it was Ichigo and Aizen in the final battle." +Kindly fix stickers on skins,great idea not including it. +"What is, in your opinion, the most interesting piece of history you've ever learned?",Ireland fought with the Axis Powers +I think that until the Clinton Foundation is exposed for what it is then they'll spend this time to build their network and hoist a sponsored actor to take her place,"Cory Booker, Wall Street's number one guy." +86% of all special kills,"My number wasn't meant to be serious, just forgot to add a" +Mortal combat!!,Finish him! +Middle/rural California is a shit place that no one wants to live in because it sucks and is full of ignorant bigots that revel in their own stupidity.,Fucking Bakersfield +Last one broke the rules so these shouldn't. Guy has 200+ pictures of him quoting himself as well as these gems.,Future historically speaking Wat +"The hoes don't want him no more, he's cold spaghetti.","Spaghetti's mine for the taking, make me spaghetti" +If the Sitting Ducks had their own TV Show,WHY AM I CRYING WHY AM I SO EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED TO THESE DHAYS +The Dominion only wishes to bring peace and prosperity amongst our 2 peoples. I Weyoun guarantee a peaceful transfer of power if the Alpha Quadrant surrenders. May the Founders bring peace and order!,Never trust a Jeffrey Combs character. +"I can't find a direct answer, can I upgrade to MWR from digital IW on PS4? Thanks, sorry if been asked before, I read old questions forums etc. And no one really gave a straight answer",I'm not sure but i think +"i'm rocking microsoft edge and it's working. for the record, lol, chrome is my main browser",Lol +It looks like the top of something,They went to Jared +"I'm not talking benchmarks. I'm referring to real-world UI use. I tried going back to an iPhone, but they are so sluggish.","It's doable, but you have to jailbreak the iPhone to get the same effect." +SOAD fans unite.,System of a down? +CIA,*the* funniest thing is leftishes vouching for said CIA. +"Chris - It's been a month, where are we at?",You fell for his trap... hes saying this since CB +Top tier flair person,Did you just assume he wasn't a system? +I don't think that he was trying to say cryptography related terms.,"I think he was trying to sound smart but then failed, to be honest :D" +He's repurposing a Nixon joke,Now I hate it +That moment when you don't build Polynomicon on Chronos </3,Legit tho +20 weeks - don't forget the 45p tax rate.,is he not gift aiding it :-P +I watched Fantastic Beasts last night and it was fucking amazing. Don't know why all the bad reviews came about. After the 4th Harry Potter book though I 100% saw the end twist coming,"It was a solid 8/10, worth the ridiculous cinema price." +I've heard of doctors recommending 'pseudoscientific quackery' like chemotherapy which kills shit-loads of ppl within the span of a few years ... recommending meat's not quite as bad by comparison. ;p,Chemo as pseudoscientific quackery... You have no idea at all how cancer works do you? +This was taken just before the tax story broke on NYT.,So there is still a long way down in the polls for Trump. +Proof I didn't win trade for number 11 global! One day you guys will learn how to trust me lol. Tell me how you finished the season!,Nice photoshop! +Minions were my only air defense so once he killed those I was done,Ice spirit attacks air +Titanfall 2? more like TitanFAIL 2! Cuz I'm failing all my classes to play more titanfall 2 :^ ),Ultimate clickbait ;D +Toto Wolff shows the Mercedes Pre-Race briefing/meeting room.,"Oh shit, the boss is here, quick, hide the CS:GO" +"Can we ban ownership of personal printers. The only way I see real factual information being handed out to the public nowadays is from papers like the Times, or the Telegraph, so let's keep printers in the hands of professional printers, and prevent this kind of rubbish being printed privately.","Didn't work too well in C17 London, IIRC" +Gute Sache um Mietnormaden los zu werden.,Wo soll man denn jetzt noch wohnen? +What is the last place you would expect to find a Mexican?,I don't think you would find a mexican trying to kill a decoy snail. +He didn't say don't invest. He said save it up--don't spend it.,"Ah yeah, lemme just not pay my bills this month, that'll save me a lot." +do you have sbc sterling? xD,Nope :( He would make the team perfect +"There's no benefit though, there's no external storage or connections. No one will put the effort in.","Someone will make it run a different emulator entirely out of ram solely for shits and giggles, I assure you." +Say it with me: Madam President,MADAM PRESIDENT +You lost respect because he has a different opinion to you? Settle down.,"OP isn't saying Siege is the best game ever, but to call it 'one of the most disappointing games of 2015' is just stupid." +nope just cancels your ability to know that it is closing.,That sounds like something inspired by the monstrous Clippy.... +Hugh Mungus,THIS MAN IS SEXUALLY HARRASING ME +"want to know what a word means? grab your search engine, type define *theword* and it works. at least for google and bing anyway",DuckDuckGo too. +"Brees: Decline in TV ratings a direct result of distrust of league, Goodell",But really its because of chord cutting. +You know whats a good choice. A guy who has made 5 appearances for a team who are sitting 2nd last in the Championship.,"One out of those five was a win and two he was only on as a sub, also bagged himself an assist, makes perfect sense to me" +"Hey, you coming to the monthly staff meeting? Excuse me? **THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING INVITATION**",The only one you could ever neeed +Isn't college about challenging your perception? Black Student Union Protests UCSB Funding Event #BLM,"We believe in free speech, as long as we agree with it" +"ok, but you get all tracks / circuits in download play ?",all of them +Anyone using Steam Idle Master? Just wondering if any of you guys use Steam Idle Master? I'm thinking of using it but I don't know if it's safe or not. I would like your opinion on it as well.,It's safe. +Do guys who do this not realize its a bit creepy?,"If they thought it was normal, they wouldn't try to hide it." +Britain has been half-assing their membership in the european community for the last forty years. No need to pretend it's a bad thing you made up your mind and we're rid of you.,Ok but give us all the money we've contributed to the Budget if we've half-assing everything. +"That's a boost bar, not a health bar. Unless there's a health bar in the HUD I didn't see. Bug I got the same impression.",You didn't see the health bar above enemy player? +I think you mean only qualified.,I think you mean onry quarify. +What ! Tone needs 5 Ronin 1,You sure your playing titanfall 2? +"It depends. If you're a rural Canadian or a hockey playing Canadian you'll probably say it that way. Maritimers say it differently and urban, non-hockey playing Canadians say it differently. The point is to really just boil that first 'fuck' syllable. You need to break that shit down to its constituent letters and then each of those letters gets its own accented emphasis. The 'ing'... well, you drop the 'g' and you minimize the rest of it. So you get **fuck**in as in Get back in your car, you **fuck**in idiot. Done properly, you should get that **fuck** emphasized properly without it necessarily being said any louder than the rest of the word, or indeed, the rest of the sentence.","I'm urban(near Toronto), it still comes out fahkin if it's a heated moment." +Hamonic Defends Tavares Throws Down with Ott,I understood your title +"I get the feeling that before every season, NFC East teams' fates are decided by someone throwing darts at a board of random outcomes. This year 2 of them hit the same mark.",Dammit Robin Hood +"It's a redstate...filled with dumbfucks, so that explains it.",This doesn't explain Alaska... +Now I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger...,But she ain't datin no broke uh-uh +I think I just found Missing No.,Of course the required money is 99999. +dj TAKA - quaver by Monstrata has been qualified!,Isnt it a fucking shame that the area to place circles is THIS small? +GO OUT OF MY HEAD,But I'm not done with your mind yet. +Let's make sure they actually pay taxes before we let them in.,"When America sends its citizens, they're not sending their best!" +"Sunday Funday - What'd you get for Christmas Megathread Merry Christmas everyone! Since we have such a wonderful and joyful community in Destiny, and on Reddit, let's share what we got for Christmas and enjoy in the celebration, and fun times we have. So, what'd you guys get?",Even though he'll probably be gone by next year I got a nice Jordan Howard jersey. +Found SD card in VIP area of Oktoberfest. If you know this bearded muscly guy let me know.,I'll ask the important question... what about the blonde? +"SMG11 also on attack, so what? makes it even.","Attackers do ranged combat, defenders do CQB, the weapon choices show this" +Just got some new painted wheels :D,Those Dieci are sweet though +Hahaha nice!,thanks man +At this point I don't think even the members know what's going on with d12,They're probably like D6 by now. +Check out Stout Training in the Strip district. It's not too far from shady side (short bus ride) and has a ton of programs!,There is no better place to learn kickboxing than a bjj school. +"I agree.. he definitely should have sat down with all those slave owners and confederate figures to get a sense for where they were coming from, and to understand the economic anxiety that was driving all their actions... then they could have come to an understanding, and slavery could have been ended. I'm a liberal, love me...",Or he could have came up with more thought out ideas instead of sloppy violence. +"UK manufacturing picks up in September, ONS figures show","we haven't left yet , once we leave expect a recession" +ALERT: REDDIT CAN NO LONGER LEGALLY BE PROTECTED UNDER SECTION 230 OF COMMUNICATIONS DECENCY ACT.,LOCK HIM UP +Well except for driving by plants,And floods. +If you are still somehow undecided here is every single reason you shouldn't vote for Donald Trump.,The Democrats and Republicans are basically the same thing. +"American here with a question. I know across the pond (and throughout the Commonwealth) you divide your lawyers into Barristers and Solicitors, but what's the difference? The assumption-from-context I've always had is that Solicitors practice Civil law, while Barristers practice Criminal law. Am I on the right track here? I began to doubt my understanding when I read your comment because, as far as I know, Crown Courts are criminal appellate courts, and I'm not sure why a Solicitor would ever need to appear there.",Barrister = Trial attorney Solicitor = transactional work/ pre-trial litigation +The cutscenes are actually rendered in game for all maps except revelations.,Wasn't the giant pre-rendered? +"No, we've discussed this. Nobody likes megathreads. Severely hampers discussion. Also, there's nothing else going on in baseball right now.","There are 20 twitter posts in the top 30 messages right now, and half of them are of tweets that were rumors that are since discreted..." +Yep its being worked on hopefully any day now. Think there might be a free camera that might be coming as well :),I hope the free camera is a sony a7II +Since when did Gays = enlightenment and progressive ? forcing this gay propaganda is disgusting,The fan base would be better off without you +Good Morning r/Westchester it's Election Day! Please vote. Thanks.,We need to get this election over with so we can focus on the 2020 election +"Some girl at a party I was at was talking about how her boyfriend got angry with her because she gave her number out to some guy who was obviously flirting with her. Her friend responded with I hope you hit him for that, I would have punched him. This girl was also chain smoking cigarettes, had this weird anxious stutter in her voice that made her sound kinda nuts, and taking shots all night. Very masculine behavior. I was hanging out with the girl whose boyfriend got pissed about the number thing and said Why wouldn't you just dump him and walk away? Violence is something reserved for immediate physical threats.. Like someone attacking you. She couldn't even give a straightforward answer. The other girl (who's an E. European) said Yeah but chances are he'll just hit you back. American women are utter trash these days. They're on all sorts of prescription medications for their neuroses and do not even take care of themselves or have the ability to adequately do household tasks. I'm better at cooking, cleaning, and just keeping my place tidy than most women my age I've met. Then they call me fuckboy for not giving their crazy ass commitment lol.",I have noticed the amount of women who take shit like anti-depressants and pills for mental deficiencies. +Damn son look at the size of those hands. Poor Melania.,"Notice how at around 1:13, he says Big League" +Let O'Leary know what you think about him running for leadership,Hell no. +"Used to live there in the '50s and '60s. It freezes in the wintertime. Also, lake flies.","That's how we filter out the visitors, keeps our state in our hands!" +0 minutes at the check-in table at 6:15am. The longest part was just verifying that I pushed the correct buttons. Wouldn't want Jeff Boss to miss a vote.,NSA did 9/11 man +Legendary Changes coming to PTR,I haven't gotten a useful legendary yet but I love my Go faster boot I hope they aren't weakened at all I also didn't like Uthers guard at first but changing my BoP to be magic immunity has been very very handy in many ways +Lance Stroll signs Williams F1 deal for 2017,Thisisf1 claims that some newspaper claims that Stroll has signed. +"Nixon didn't release his tax returns until after he was elected. try again Also Trump didn't hack nor had anything to do with clinton's emails being released. Try again. As a non trump suppoter, it's rich hearing you talk about transparency when clinton & obama have proven countless times they have no fucking idea how to be transparent. that's 3, game over.","Yes, and Nixon was proven to be transparent despite his choice to not release his tax returns before being elected." +Red Bull owner Mateschitz: Verstappen could become the next Senna.,so tragically die? +I am replacing pumpkin pie with a chocolate caramel torte. Apple pie a'la mode is the traditional option. There do not need to be more options.,Let me guess: You're doing all the cooking? +"Thank you for this write up. I've got to say though, nothing in your post or this whole thread makes me even remotely want to visit Rio. Is there anything at all in the city that is worth the very real possibility of losing your life?","Well, the bikini babes are a big plus." +"Half in the Bag: The Missing Episodes You know... those big films that RLM never reviewed for whatever reason. Last year was a big year for spy flicks - Mission: Impossible, The Man From UNCLE, SPECTRE, Kingsman: Secret Service, Spy... (And this year, Jason Bourne). I guess they're really not into spy flicks, because they didn't touch on a single one. What are some other 'missing episodes'; big event films you were sure they'd do an episode on, but it never came?",Zootopia +"yeah, was pretty suprised that a division of a shitty company created c, c++, sh, and unix.",..and based in NJ if I recall... +Eh midterms are in a week so i couldnt really do shit,There's still time +"What is long, black, and Glocky?",A glock in a black sock of course. +Then everyone clapped again.,And gave her $100% +"No, don't get me wrong. I also think Lukaku is a talented young fellow. Perhaps saying he's easily one of the best young strikers in the world might be a stretch, but he definitely has plenty of potential. I'd welcome him as well, but in no way does he warrant a 65 million pound transfer. Bayern isn't an English team that throws money away. As such, I find this rumor (particularly the price point being whipped around) ludicrous.","Sorry but if he doesn't fit your easily one of the best young strikers, who beats him out?" +"Yeah, I think the IRS is afraid of what would happen if they enforced it. Churches are powerful.",Those poor persecuted Christians... +Not sure how to say this without sounding like a psychopath but.. Whats wrong with human sacrifice?,Username checks out +It's a picture of Sigmund Freud,Thanks friend +"Time to build a wall between Canada and the US. Canada isn't sending their best. They're sending Beibers, Dions and toothless lumberjacks on skates. And I assume some good actors.",Sorry +"TSM WildTurtle. I actually seriously think it's gonna happen. Top 5 NA ADC and almost certainly not on IMT anymore. If it happens and Double tries to come back for Summer, it'll be the second time Turtle was benched for Double, should he be able to prove himself...",Biofrost WAS duoing with him last night... ;) +"Fuck me sideways, I'm Tony Hawk",r/nocontext +"Buying Varian on PTR If I buy Varian on PTR, will I also immediately unlock him on live when he releases? Sorry if it's a dumb question but it's my first time fiddling around with PTR.","This is so ridicolous that blizz still calls this money grab a PTR, I can't comprehend why people don't get upset about this." +I was told by explornet that they were launching 2 more satalites by January to help with congestion.,I was told by xplornet that they were launching Bill Gates and the ghost of Steve Jobs by January to help with congestion +She borrowed it? As in at some point she has to give it back to bernie?,"She doesn't have to, but she will." +Biracial child? 20 bucks says she's a single mom.,for sure +Disappointing Bernie. She's NOT a Berniecrat. She's another spineless establishment toadie.,"She may not be a berner, but in this case I'll go with the Dem over Rep." +Can we talk about this for a sec,Make sure you're Prestige _ level 1 before you get the exp or if you're Prestige Master it should be fine +"Got a nice Bankshot Tomahawk, went to Theater mode to check it out, and...",is that dude on the ground okay? +"Just knowing some vets and talking to some, you'd realize how fucked in the head a lot of them are. There are good people in the armed forces, but you can't deny that there are a lot that are in it for the power trip.",And you can't deny that there are a lot of people whose parents should not have procreated. +its okay youll both be watching the nfc championship from the couch,"Probably, because I don't have the money to go to a NFC championship game" +"And also something about how it discriminates against poor people, and yet India is 100% voter ID.","Well yeah, because the people of India are not poor!" +"Lenovo's Black Friday 2016 ad leaks, revealing steep discounts on their 2016 range of laptops and tablets","Backdoor-ridden devices, now on firesale." +"Yeah, makes sense. I'll probably hold on to it anyway. This is the first one I've seen in the wild. Thanks!",You can still get these at many banks. +Cho'Gall. It's like having two presidents.,"Gall would be pres, Cho would be his bodyguard" +"For the LOVE of GOD, just let me break it DOWN! PLEASE!",I wonder if the ult sound played for the other team. +Squirtle spawn every hour :22 minute 2 squirted spawn at tommy douglas school (shaw centre),I'm there every Monday and Wednesday night from 5:30 to 8pm and have never seen a Squirtle spawn. +Dion Lewis should at least be 83+,"He has headliners edition, 85" +"I ask you, in the (probably for sure) century it's been in the business, has Red Flag News ever been wrong?","Well, they did vote to take away our god given right for an American individual to be an international arms dealers to certain countries." +"Congratulations, -Random Moron- is now 1/3 of your team instead of 1/6th. :|",*Random Morons are now only 2/3 of your team instead of 5/6th -Instalock Genji Main +"I LOVE triggering T_D with my new favorite shirt! THE MELTDOWN HAS BEGUN, FOLKS!","Yeah, but you are obviously a cuck and a virgin so that doesn't count." +log!,from Blammo +David West is a terrible rebounder. I've learned in just 3 games that I am going to hate the David West Experience.,"He makes a mean stank face, though." +Uh oh I can't stop OP!!! I ran outta toilet paper,The real nosleep is in the comments +The Trump campaign thinks people were allowed to vote after poll lines should have been closed. They are suing requesting certain information be preserved so they can look at it later. The judge just denied the lawsuit.,God forbid *too many* people vote. +When you put shrooms in your roommates coffee but don't get more likes than a white girl talking,1st one ive upstunted +"Like Politics is any better, it's an echo chamber as well and I'd love for you to tell me otherwise",Downvoting him doesn't change the fact that what he says is true. +"Nothing much. But if 50 million of his supporters don't accept it either, we're in trouble.",Skyrocketing racial tensions are always fun +"i assure you, thats italics",Not movies +"Sniping is OP now? If you guys already don't know, guns were removed as hitboxes. Therefore, it is much easier to hit headshots, but more importantly, it is much easier to hit torso shots. And because the torso shot is comparatively enormous to the head, I rarely go for headshots anymore. Now the Rem700 almost has AWP-like power in CSGO. I find that almost every shot on the upper half of the body is a kill. I don't know about this, but if someone is facing perpendicular to you, and you fire at them, the initial area the bullet hits is the arm, of course. But I think that this counts as a torso shot, so sniping is MUCH easier now.",I still go for HS with r700 to not lose skill +"Atlus and From are super exciting to me. I thought CDPR said they were very excited for NX as well so im wondering why they arent partners and tbh, i wonder what they see in it.",I would love a new mainline Shin Megami Tensei (not #FE) game on the Switch. +It's the web defender. I'm tech-smart enough to know if I have a virus.,definitely. +"As an idea the EC is very sound, the problem is that the forefather's never imagined this country would have 60m uninformed voters getting their information from a magical box that tells them lies. +5","I agree, they never imagined Democrats" +"My back keeps getting hairier, so I assume my beard does too.",I know that's right. +Giuliani: Clinton camp incited more violence than Trump,He needs to put 9/11 somewhere there! +Potential Trump cabinet pick accidentally reveals Homeland Security plans in photo,Should have learned from what happened to Malcolm Tucker and covered the binder! +EXO VS DSA PvP Encounter,This is a thing of beauty. +Glock vs Usp-s Who here likes the glock over usp cause i do and i'm not sure why,"Since I can't aim, glock..." +How the hell have I never tried pickles on a grilled cheese before?!,Because then it would be a pickle *melt* +Logic isn't allowed here.,I see +But Trump told me every black person lives in the ghettos of Chicago!,I heard the Democrats lock all black people in cages only let them out to vote +You're a racist because you see racism where there is none - what an actual Trump supporter said to me,He who smelt it... +make your voice heard this nov 8th.,You mean the 28th? +"I receive a stipend of $750 per month from my company for vehicle expenses but the lease is a personal lease. Holy shit balls that's incredible. I can't comment much on your situation because I would never lease a car in my life, and am unfamiliar with it. But gah damn, I'd by a well maintained $10k car and then pocket and invest the free $9,000 a year","I expect he probably has to submit receipts for his vehicle expenses, and only gets the portion of that $750 that he can prove he actually incurred on legit vehicle expenses" +From Where will you go? to Where did everyone go?,If you can't vote with your hand you can always vote with your feet. +"Karl is a gal?! I've just started playing BF, since I got kinda curious during the crossover banner. It's fun to meet Tilith and Karl right of the bat. However, at least in the german translation, Karl claims to be a female demon killer. That threw me off - Karl is, at least in germany, a male first name.",He only kills female demons +Servers are live!,Was this supposed to be the slowpoke meme? +Apk file md5 is c45da3eb9906f923bf45fb5950b1b5ae ?,didn't upload anything yet +"Jim Bakker: If Trump Loses, This Will Be Our Last Christmas",New rule - all mentions of Jim Bakker should use his full name: Convicted Felon Jim Bakker. +Is there an Arrow subreddit that actually has posts related to Arrow? I understand and really agree with a lot of points made on this subreddit about how Arrow is bad. The trolling and hate post though is distracting from why I come to a tv show subreddit which is Getting news about the show and etc. which the negativity on this subreddit can't fulfill.,r/CWArrow +finally a real life doodle where the cute little doodle doesn't get brutally murdered!,r/nsfdoodles +Why Rox will win worlds this year PraY 1st Worlds: Quarterfinals 2nd Worlds: Semifinals 3rd Worlds: Grand Finals 4th Worlds: ?????????,"Hmmm maybe, but how they gonna get past TSM?" +Trump is trying to get in the oil business. It could not be anymore obvious.,"2016 president - you were supposed to bring balance to our dependence on fossil fuels, not leave it in darkness ... Or something like that." +man gets jumped outside orlando club by a gang of thugs and they beat him so badly,Some real bad asses in that video +The narrative consumes itself. He's also a racist even though he was honored alongside Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali for his contributions to the black community. Even Sharpton was reluctant to bash him.,Which is surprising considering Sharpton is one of the biggest racist scumbag public figures there is. +"I remember when light rail was being discussed in Minneapolis, the Tax Payer's League guys argument against it was Mass transit is a tool for communists to make people dependent on the government and not free like they are with cars.","Their hover cars that don't need no stinkin' publically funded roads, right?" +Deterrence.,Or enticement? +Very well said. Now the government just has to hold on.,"Until the Iraqi,Iranian, Afghan militias, and Hezbollah leave or now longer have the presence they do now" +But knife cuts deeper.,This is getting edgy. +build the wall and make Mars pay for it!!!,I say charge the whole milky way! +Should I uninstall Wine first?,"Uninstall Wine 1.6.2 first and then install Wine 2.0-rc1 and make sure you have the i386 version as you cannot run 32-bit applications on 64-bit Wine, unfortunately." +Or the fact that a shit load of people never make enough money to compensate a college degree,or the fact that there's not a decent payback system +How is 3 years vintage?,iPhone 7 no headphone jack no headphone wire +Shame! Shame! Shame!,:( +Illegal immigrants commit crimes at a lower rate than native Americans. Illegal immigration literally drops the crime rate in the US. He made it seem like they were primarily rapists and killers with some he assumes are decent people. How is that not fear mongering. People in deep red states are scared of terrorism when it is their own issues that are causing their life expectancy to drop. How cowardly do you have to be to be scared of Mexicans and Muslims?,"Huh, and still not one reason to allow them to step one foot on US soil" +The Best Loser of World of Warcraft,I'm gonna take a wild guess that those losses are duels against David +What's the melt value on that scotch?,COWARD! +"My dad is a retired cop from Long Beach, CA. One thanksgiving in the 70's he was called to a domestic disturbance in the bad part of town. There were two brothers who were drunk and fighting over who's job it was to carve the turkey, they struggled over the electric carving knife and one of the brothers tried to decapitate the other with the electric knife. His head did not come off completely, but, needless to say he did not survive. My Dad recently told this story to me. He saw a lot of crappy stuff as a cop.",Did they ever figure out when one carved the turkey? +The same goes the other way for liberals watching any MSM source and thinking anything Trump does is evil. It's a complete shit show.,"I wouldn't say it is all evil, it is all stupid though" +Can you try for me ? ;),It's not updated +Can you be penalized for lying in a GB/UMG dispute? Because I think it would be a great idea to deter people from trying to lie to protect records.,on gb i got suspended for 3 weeks because i uploaded proof but had the wrong time on the ticket so id assume you can. +"That just seems contrarian It's one thing to be nonstandard/non-prestige-dialect, and another to be Calvin and say yakka foop mog is your 'idiolect'. The analogy is imprecise because people have used xe/hir but it just filled a need that's already been filled. It's redundant is what it is.","If you think 'redundant' is a useful criticism of whether a word is present in the lexicon of a language, I have some bad news about all languages everywhere." +"Your first paragraph is very reassuring. I really am afraid of coming across that attitude. Maybe, if this isn't over-introspecting, I'm prone to expect that attitude from people because I have it with myself. I look at the few people who have happily detransitioned, and I look at happily GNC males, and I think, what's wrong with me? Why can't I just be like them? I see where you're coming from with the second paragraph. That's not my intention at all. I do see that many more women seem to reach a peace with their bodies than trans people. That does make me think one of the following three must be true: * Women's body issues are easier to overcome than trans people's * Women with body issues have more fortitude than trans people * Women with body issues don't have transition as an option, so they're forced to make do with the hand they're dealt. As I've had more discussions in this space, I'm leaning away from the first one and more toward the third one. Maybe I'm a chauvinist pig for never seriously considering the second one! X)",I honestly think it might just be that body hatred on that level is completely normalized for women and so our struggles aren't so apparent. +What's something everyone just accepts as normal that's actually completely fucked up when you think about it?,It looks like the common theme of all these fucked up things is capitalism... +It makes me mad. Why do I have to pay my taxes and this jerk doesn't? And how do you profess to love everyone you're promising to help when you made them shoulder the tax burden alone? And now he wants to keep YOUR taxes the same -but lower HIS? He's a slap in the face to hard working Americans. He's the poster boy for the word of the 20teens -entitled.,Because you aren't smart like trump +Trump: I don't need daily briefings,Here's a conspiracy theory: Maybe Pence and Conway are purposefully discouraging Trump from attending these briefings so Trump doesn't go tweeting classified information at 3 am. +RICK AND MORTY SEASON 3 RELEASE DATE ANNOUNCED,Fffffffffffuuuuuuuuu! +Wondering if I've been a good girl this year..,Doubt it. +I'm guessing it's not yours.,Bigging certainly won't make it into my lexicon. +"Well it doesn't do it all the time. You wouldn't make it happen all the time ... But here's the other thing. The porn that appears around these videos is far more explicit than what I get if I open a new window or on another device go to youtube and TRY to do a search for porn with safes content off and logged in as an 18+ user. To me it's pretty clear some programmer got told to link up a bunch of content that was in a box of nastiest or most explicit that remains unblocked on youtube. Either stuff they've made some editorial decision in the past to keep up for some reason, or content they otherwise would dump that has a protected flag of some kind for this purpose. Either way, my take is somebody got told to put nasty stuff around the trump vids on youtube IMO. For the record it was my SO that pointed this out a few days before I noticed it ... (probably because it is SO outside her normal youtube pattern or so I'm told)","Sure, whatever you say man.... :p" +"I've never played baseball seriously but Ive played catch and hit with friends who have and they're always surprised I can make contact from both sides of the plate. I throw pretty well with my right but never know what side of the plate to hit from, I feel like my right arm should face the pitcher but don't know.",You play hockey? +You destroyed them :(,unfortunately i bought them used like this +Is this sub gonna turn into footballs own OK Magazine or something?,Turn into? +"OFFICIAL ELECTION NIGHT PRE-GAME THREAD! GET IN HERE, CENTIPEDES! #TODAY WE MAKE HISTORY! --- ###ARE YOU READY FOR THIS? The first polls are closing shortly! ###Let's get HYPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!",I'm shocked CNN had another Trump source saying it's gonna be a long night. +Cause every scifi-fantasy universe should aspire to reach the badassery that is 40k.,We command dread and awe! +Dovo BQ. Norton 4/8 flattened with DMT.,I think you need to go up to 12K. +Kevin.,fuck u kevin +"I just remembered another one, A man is driving down the road and his car breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night? The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. A sound unlike anything he's ever heard before. The Sirens that nearly seduced Odysseus into crashing his ship comes to his mind. He doesn't sleep that night. He tosses and turns trying to figure out what could possibly be making such a seductive sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, We can't tell you. You're not a monk. Distraught, the man is forced to leave. Years later, after never being able to forget that sound, the man goes back to the monastery and pleads for the answer again. The monks reply, We can't tell you. You're not a monk. The man says, If the only way I can find out what is making that beautiful sound is to become a monk, then please, make me a monk. The monks reply, You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of grains of sand. When you find these answers, you will have become a monk. The man sets about his task. After years of searching he returns as a gray-haired old man and knocks on the door of the monastery. A monk answers. He is taken before a gathering of all the monks. In my quest to find what makes that beautiful sound, I traveled the earth and have found what you asked for: By design, the world is in a state of perpetual change. Only God knows what you ask. All a man can know is himself, and only then if he is honest and reflective and willing to strip away self deception. The monks reply, Congratulations. You have become a monk. We shall now show you the way to the mystery of the sacred sound. The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, The sound is beyond that door. The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man is given the key to the stone door and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. And so it went that he needed keys to doors of emerald, pearl and diamond. Finally, they come to a door made of solid gold. The sound has become very clear and definite. The monks say, This is the last key to the last door. The man is apprehensive to no end. His life's wish is behind that door! With trembling hands, he unlocks the door, turns the knob, and slowly pushes the door open. Falling to his knees, he is utterly amazed to discover the source of that haunting and seductive sound... But, of course, I can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk.",What do i have to do in order to become a monk so you can tell me? +Do you know where I can listen to the original one ? I've only heard the Guns N Roses version,"YouTube, iTunes, Spotify" +"I just want a new Conquest map. Like, I don't care if the functionality is any different, keep it physically the same for all I care, just give it a visual makeover. The same map has gotten boring after two years. Also something something buff Aphro, Chan'ge and Hel.","they should remake the conquest map with a japanese theme, so now every pantheon had a map representing it" +"I'm actually curious: if you have all the champs, are you pressed for IP? Isn't it better to spend as much as you can to sink your accumulated IP into *something*? There's always runes, sure, but I wonder if there are many people who have all the champions and still don't have rich rune sets.",Chroma go on sale for IP every half a year or so. +"Some of them ya, I typically go for the more feminine ones. Plus I've only been watching gay porn for like a week now so I think I got this.",That's some commitment. +What is the most effective strat you use? whats the most effecetive strat you use? mine is 3 long 2 short with a smoke xbox and 1 awp long,"Smoke of everything, plant in smoke and play retake" +Where in our beautiful country do the people call it Timmy Ho Ho's - so that I may avoid it forever,the lovely prairies +Was it the multiple cheap fake-out endings with the two least developed characters being the only ones that remained?,Sounds about right. +And how much a president can get done in spite of all that obsctructionism,and it don't matter what he get done cause they want to bitch about anything he does anyway Hurr hurr +Caesar?,Nero. +How many onion motes do i need?,"6 farmed, 12 total." +"As the leader of GamerGate, I think it's clear our evil alt-right mind control rays are super effective.",Their inability to distinguish reality from fantasy makes them *excellent* subjects. +"No, Bryce is Petty.","No, Richard and Tom are Petty." +"Wait, cannibis is legal in Canada?",They're not prosecuting (kinda) in Vancouver and we have pot dispensaries on damn near every street +the election so,XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD +11-Sep,How are the police gonna help? +"I'm not saying I disagree with the ruling, but how could you call it 'perfect'. The neighbors still have to hear loud banging and sawing all day long. I do believe they were negatively affected by this situation (and will continue to be) regardless of the law.",Why do you believe that? +"I think we need some SRDD in here, so I'll throw my hat into the ring: I think the spaghetti from the gif actually looks delicious.","Yeah, add a pinch of sugar to a dish and redditors lose their minds" +"No. I like challenging, dynamic maps.","challenging as in if you get unlucky/don't drive perfectly, you get blown up?" +Here is the list of those being honoured at Order of Military Merit investiture ceremony Thursday,Weird how we don't seem to recognize our Lt Capts as much as we should. +Say no to Mexicans,But I play a frost DK.. why would I vote against myself ? +I gotcha bro,Did you get an achievement for that? +John Harbaugh: Steve Smith 'absolutely' welcome to return,"Hey, if we make it to the playoffs upon the weakness of our division and playoff Flacco shows up then we may be able to give him a proper sendoff" +"Why do California NFL teams have such horrific owners? Like just all around, but damn this is sad. Spanos, York, Kroenke, Davis.. I mean come on.",Considering the Raiders are SB contenders I'd say Davis has done a pretty good job +"To get them, you go to the bank and ask for them. Tellers have them in their drawers like every other bill.","Anecdotally, I tried this once and they didn't have any." +"I feel like it's just there to limit Game Freak's work on it. Otherwise people would use the most outlandish Pokemon to fly and ride from A to B and GF would have to make all the models and all the animations for every possible Pokemon. Just having a preset group of Pokemon that you can fly, swim and ride on is easier for GF.",I want a flying Golurk 3D model. +I'm exceedingly glad I don't live in the US anymore.,Please put a room on AirBnB. +Anyone know when google maps will have it updated on their maps so I don't get sent the long way?,"I don't know when they added it, but as of now it's on the map." +"I get sick even thinking about Chevy anymore. They have a commercial every break about real people, not actors loving their cars.",There is that cutie in the hatchback commercial though. +"Any BTC ATMs in NYC that charge less than 5%? I know the ATMs cost the operators money, but fees seem way high (especially keeping in mind that people complain about bank ATM fees which are a fraction of the cost). I know they'd do more business if they dropped the fees.","i know, they should use a flat 5$ fee or something... last time i checked an atm near me it had a 50$ spread between buy and sell." +"int num = this[index] This line is 1. missing a semicolon 2. incorrectly typed; let's looks. `this` has type `StuffList*`. So `this[index]` is the same as `*(this + index)`, ie. the current object is treated as the first in an array of `StuffList`s and the `index`th element of this list is returned. So the RHS has type `StuffList&`, which can't be converted to `int`. What you want is to call `operator[]` on what `this` points to: `(*this)[index]` or `operator[](index)`.",Thanks. +"As a person with severe celiac, this is the kind of disregard that grinds my gears. It's an auto immune disease. My immune system literally crashes when exposed to gluten and I get extremely sick. Not just from the actual reaction.",Maybe you just weren't meant to live. +"Honestly, yeah. I had a ton of fun in the snow and ice. My philosophy is that you can always put on more clothes to warm up, but once it hits 90, nothing can cool you down.",And when you add in 50%+ humidity your sweat just makes it more miserable. +The Julian Assange thing was it for me,I'd pay a fuckton of money to see an action movie where Julian Assange fights off waves of SWATs in the Ecuadorian embassy. +Why isn't Election Day in the US a national holiday?,"Not everybody votes, so forcing a national/bank holiday would needlessly affect people's lives and halt the market." +"thanks! read the expansion draft rules and... so confusing... :S so essentially, each team gets a protected list and have to release everyone else (excl. prospects in minor as they'll have played less than 40 games). the released players will most likely be the 3rd and 4th line players / pairings. from this 'released' pool of players (who will most likely be 3rd and 4th lines / pairs), LV selects their team and the leftovers are returned to their respective teams. so really, LV won't really get any premium players? having said that, what then happens to teams with deep depth? for example, which defensemen would the Blues release? if they can only keep 3 defensemen, would they potentially release parayko? how would the team's strategy in 2016-2017 change in light of this expansion draft rules?",Vegas is also getting a top pick at the 2017 draft (pick 1-6 depending on the lottery) so they will end up with one premier prospect. +"Devin Booker denies Carmelo Anthony, runs a weird fastbreak",Great block by the young fella +"Pizza, by origin, was a way for bakers to clean the ash from the bottom of their (traditionally) wood ovens. Toppings consisted of any ingredients (usually going bad, or something that wouldn't last the night) that could weigh the dough down so it didn't bubble up too much in the oven, which would have rendered the cleaning process less effective. The result was given away to the poor or sold at a very low price. By their nature, pizza toppings can be anything that weighs down the pizza dough and is somewhat edible.",Is pizza a valid pizza topping? +"This is not a sp00ky story, this happend I'm being honest!",Still not sure if satire... +I mean that's quite a reach,"so far it is, I agree." +"I don't buy the whole decoy nonsense. It's a must win game for the Falcons. So they can't fuck around. Sanu is out too. The decoy thing might work for a play or two. But the Rams aren't a bunch of idiots. It makes no sense for the Falcons to have Julio active unless Julio can play through it. Julio's injury is mostly a pain tolerance issue from what I understand. If anyone can suck it up and play through the pain, it's Julio fucking Jones.",The Rams aren't a bunch of idiots as a Rams fan I cannot confirm. +Building a bar in my basement... Want to tie in Rainbow Six / Siege stuff... IDEAS?,All I gotta ask is.. why +HILLARY ASSAULTED ME! I submitted my story to NYT tips hotline. I look forward to them publishing without proof.,**SHITPOST** +"If Hillary is elected, would you guys support secession?","I live in south Carolina, so that's not even really a question lol yes though, I would." +"What the actual fuck America? This is just so fucking sad, I guess all we can do now is just sit back and watch the world economy go to shit.","Yeah, like the complete economic collapse that Brexit caused right?" +An actual profile picture from my people you may know section.,"Oh, she's a county girl, how trashy!" +"POT OF GREED ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO MORE CARDS. I WILL START MY TURN BY PLAYING POT OF GREED WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO MORE CARDS. I WILL PLAY THE MAGIC CARD, POT OF GREED, WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO NEW CARDS",Wtf does Pot of Greed do? +My first longboard,Now go get the wheels dirty and rideeeee +"Karen is so beautiful,i hope we get to see more of Katana in future movies","same here, I really want to see Katana in the Harley Quinn movie" +cognitive dissonance,"Sorry, I'm a Trump supporter, I am too stupid to understand such a sophisticated term...." +Lucky...,Progress... +Would tomorrow's game still be on league pass even if it's on tnt?,"National television games are blacked out, but I'm working during the game and I know for a fact that you can watch the replay on the LP app a few hours after the game is over" +Disgrace: Hillary Clinton Shamelessly Lies While Lecturing a Navy Vet About Handling Classified Information,Everyone who ever held a clearence or classification collectively facepalms. +Brutal Body Cam Video Shows Police Kill Unarmed Man With Headphones On,This fucking country +Why take a diet pill when you could enjoy Ayds?,Or exercise. +"Or a bunch of people were really excited for Noctis, and didn't get him after whaling hard. That's enough to make anyone quit.",typical post you would see on facebook ehmergerd 5 tix and daily pull still nuu Noticus wtf Gumi fuken shet game uninstall +"Exactly, the US doesn't give a fuck about servicemen and women. They are just pawns of the elite. Sending young men to die for the interest of old men.",Theres a Black Sabbath song in here somewhere. +The nature of hyperbole is that it is not intended to be taken literally.,Whoosh and shit +I was fine with Clinton winning because if she was impeached we wouldn't get either as president.,"Not that I like Pence, but Tim Kaine's kind of a nutbag though." +Have you been to Maine?,haha no why? +On the topic of Donating to cancer foundations...,"I like it flung against the wall x Purple x Sometimes when im alone, I like to cover myself with butter... x I just used my breasts to get out of a parking ticket x AMEN Copy and paste, no sharing!" +"No scandals? Everything that they are hitting Hillary on happened under his presidency and he brought her in. The IRS targeted groups based on political leanings, the pulling of AP phone records illegally, the Veterans Affairs appalling practices, Good ol' Solyndra as a capstone of his energy policy, and most recently all the doomsday predictions about Obamacare are coming true. So only an idiot would call his presidency scandal free.",shhh you're interfering the purpose of this post +yeah man see that's what makes this so painful. if i'd known they were at least not exclusively platonic friends i might have had some more understanding but having a friend of hers come up to me and tell me that they're a couple now is a damn disgrace,Did she tell you or did he? +Cucks two months ago Donald Trump has no chance of winning and The_Donald is going to die out after the election Many weeks after the election:,"They've been so wrong over the past year, and they'll continue to be wrong." +TIL about the right of revolution.,"Planning something, OP?" +US offer blunt response to Theresa May's criticism of John Kerry over Israel - Washington says it is 'surprised' at PM's criticism as it is in line with the UK's own support for a UN resolution condemning settlement activity in the West Bank,Lol roasted +Glad I didn't bet Wyoming like I was contemplating this mourning,You'd have been mourning +"As usual, the Democratic Party manages to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. Fucking hell. Why the fuck can't they learn their fucking lesson?",I can't believe all these negative Hillary posts on the first page +Especially an anti-establishment candidate who could draw in those votes. Shame there was none.,Who's more anti establishment than the first woman president? +No it isn't. This is one insane person. 61 milllion people voted for Clinton. This one asshole isn't an accurate representation. Quit your bullshit.,"Then I can safely assume you've been living in a cave the past few days, with all the ridiculous protests and whining you've supposedly never heard about." +"Well that's it guys, science proved it.",I love how xir provided sources for xis claim. +"LPT - Never laugh at an honest question There is no winning. You either come of as arrogant by inferring with laughter how someone couldn't know something you assume they should, or you just seem outright dismissive of someone who's simply seeking clarity or further explanation of a topic. Asking questions can be difficult for people, always answer the question to encourage someone to better themselves through the pursuit of knowledge. Unless this persons question indicates they are dangerously unfit to be performing a duty that places others at risk, there is no benefit to degrading them. We all want to learn, so let's all be good teachers when we can. The stupider their question seems to you the more you probably know about the topic in question, so take this chance to really open up their world to something new.",how do I know whether it's honest question or not? +Clive Lewis interview: I don't want to be seen as a future Labour leader,You might say that; I couldn't possibly comment... +"Some fashion advice for TWW? I'm preparing for TWW, as are we all, but I'm a little concerned, because I simply have no fashion sense. I'd like some advice. I'm planning on running a Valkyr, since it's my favourite frame, with a Bastet helmet. I'm got a nice little understated blue version, but I was hoping to incorporate my favourite colour into a Valkyr build. My favourite colour is poppy red, and I don't know how well that'll work, especially since I'd rather not go cliche and mix it with black. Does anybody have some advice they think might look nice?",Black and white always works. +Well that explains a lot..,I'm sure all those inner city minorities were loaded with bachelor degrees.... +"I don't think it's dumb at all, any pitcher is a potential liability on short rest. Kershaw has had issues in the playoffs and didn't look his best in game one. And lastly, he had a back issue that was pretty serious and only came off the DL a month ago. Yes, he's one of the best pitchers in baseball, but it's totally normal to be nervous about his coming back on short rest.",Kershaw in his career on short rest: 1.89 ERA in 3 starts. +capitalism works!,"Works better than any other system, even though it's terrible." +Found this while doing a search.,Fucking hell. +He is badeed? i am badeed,can you explain these meme? +Hardline on PS4 It's on sale for like $5 but I've heard the multiplayer is dead. Your thoughts?,"I just bought it a week ago for $4, the single player is easily worth that much" +"When you get Golden tools such as the golden bug catching net, don't sell them! You only get 1 per game without trading with other players!",Good to know! +turns out simply repeating #i'mwithher and not being populist when the mood of the country is clearly trending that way is not a winning strategy eh?,What wouldn't having a woman president be neat? +You will not lose a food showdown with England.,We colonised 1/3rd of the worlds landmass and harnessed all the best foods +"Maybe if he was a child. Why is he so weak to go down like that with a push from one hand downwards. That's fucking pathetic, he doesn't deserve a penalty.",You don't know how the human body works. +"Trump is for medical, he is leaving it to states to decide recreational. I heard this on the internet and have seen no sources, so don't take my word as fact.",If it's not federally legal they can't bank money +What is the best way to start a conversation with a stranger?,I always ask people what their favorite food is... it works wonders +For real. We literally control demons. How come we gotta ride on a horse?,"the horse is on fire, isn't that demony enough?" +Iran vows 'firm response' unless Obama stops sanctions renewal,Firm response - Talking tough and doing nothing. +Plot: Arale becomes Jaco's Space Patrol partner and they fight crime together around the galaxy.,I will feel bad for the bad guys in the universe +This nonchalant attitude is kind of scary. All I can think is: Do you want the middle east Because this is how you get the middle east Like we're not even really caring about explosions in our own country now...,"I mean, people are nonchalant about murders, rapes, and other shit that happens in this country as long it don't affect them." +"I saw someone else say that she didn't actually write a concession speech and I can kind of see that. I'm sure she thought she was a sure thing, it's possible she didn't write one and thus couldn't address the party.",Her staff left the office.Was she supposed to write her speech on her own?. +Donald Trump Elected President,"Dear USA, We will take you back, Love from the UK" +You're dead now. Welcome to hell.,That explains all the memes +"Same here, I'm not even mad she lost. She was a pretty shit candidate anyway.","They both are, but thank you for admitting it, unlike most people." +It's actually $1.75 for both the washer and dryer.,"Wow, that sucks!" +"Climate change, erasing student debt top policies for Stein",She should probably try running for a realistic office first. +The strength of democracy is to take the absolute worst options out once they start ruining everything.,Yeah seems about right. +"Pretty good, going to be fun watching the clown impeached hahaha. Now it's going to be payback for Obama. Can't wait to watch you clowns burn along with the groper getting dragged out on the streets and lynched","I like how you automatically assume i voted trump not Stein You seem like such a nice, non-violent person, just like hilary" +TRUMP ENDED TWO POLITICAL DYNASTIES THAT DOMINATED AMERICAN POLITICS FOR THE PAST 30 YEARS IN 16 FUCKING MONTHS HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!,He is quite literally too based for anyone. +We coulda had /#Election2016Clapback but I think they're already doing it for us,Im really pumped for all the election memes once the new president is elected. +"LIVE: Markets are tanking, Dow futures down 700",lmfao.. the majority of trump voters are older folks who need their 401k's now more than ever.. talk about shooting yourself in the foot. +"Well, it's just... I'd agree with you if they talked him up and then he strode on, talking a big game but not being useful for anything. But what I saw was someone who could have been a real badass in his time, but then he started dealing with powers far beyond his own, and over the course of years, he became a broken, shattered man. To me it was just a way of telling us how devastating this enemy could be.",Way to paint a picture :-) I understand now. +Was it Yuma that allowed us to escape from Durgesh? The cell door was left open,"I don't remember too well, and I'm not sure how far you've got through the campaign so I don't want to spoil anything, but I think it was down to Pagan." +I missed missed the part about fucking over people legally trying to get in by skipping the line...,I don't see where it really affects them. +Next Sunday: John Oliver just stares into the camera for a full 30 minutes,"ITT: Trumpets being butthurt over John Oliver, while being on a sub about his show." +Fists up to the swamp brotha,Buy me a drink first... +"The human eye can only see 30 fps. But we have 2 eyes, and we can smell 15fps and we have two nostrils and we can hear 27 fps and we have two ears so I think its around 144 fps?",r/theydidthemath +Rental income is considered passive income by the IRS. I also have a rental property.,Is it really that huge of a headache to manage or is that only when your tenants are dickheads? +This is it. Democracy fails when the masses are this uneducated.,"Yeah guys, this guy is real enlightened." +I've had three ideas that I've been giving equal weight in my mind: 1. She flipped her shit and either drank Herself into a stupor/needed to be tranquilized; 2. She was so arrogant and secure in the idea of her victory as to have not prepared a concession speech (preparation being general practice and of course she's incapable of doing anything that isn't tightly scripted); 3. She was looking for any and every opportunity to steal votes during the night and have it flipped for Herself by morning (but we were watching too closely for that to work).,All of the above. +This will hopefully spice things up a bit,An SC start is going to help Lewis massively at this point. +Hitler won the election in 1932.,appointed by Hindenberg not elected +Is y'all niggas accepting?,Cya +"Nah, he bragged about groping women who very much wanted to be groped, and enthusiastically allowed it to happen because he is rich and powerful. If you don't think this is a very common occurrence, then you are rather sheltered from reality. The mainstream culture cannot accept the fact that gold digging whores readily present their vaginas to certain men without question.","With elected representatives giving human trash like you a mouthpiece, how can this country possibly go wrong in the coming years?" +Get an address and go?,PLEASE OP +Canada's immigration website keeps crashing for 'some reason',I wouldn't be surprised to see a noticeable increase in the following years with the way the U.S is going in an increasingly right wing fashion +"Thats what I always tell people :D Also, how do you get a green name thing like that? They seem useful",Look for flair in the side bar on the right. +"It's a shame women have rights under the Constitution, really.",Damn shame. +How do they deal with 2 Ana's and some sustained fire?,You are assuming people switch to counter in quickplay. +"I Met Amnesiac 15m After Pavel Loss Honestly. He was a class act. 100%. I introduced myself, said I was a fan and that I just wanted to shake his hand. Then I gave him the polite out I'm sure you're busy, just wanted to say hi. His response shocked me given the persona I was expecting. No worries man. My name is Will. I'm not in that big of a rush, and I'm happy to talk for a minute. His composure and care with a fan given the context were really impressive. I'm happy to see those attributes in top players, especially in a game I care so much about. TL;DR Will (Amnesiac) is one classy m@therf*cker.",Very interesting thread. +Only the european countries melted. The rest are in different pots on the table. Do you honestly believe african-americans and european-americans are part of the same melting pot/culture?,Lmao bro all the downvote for you telling truth on leddit. +Custom CTRG Units: Yay or Nay?,"I'd use it, yay!" +Someone vandalized cars at the Bangor rally,Tolerant left +"What makes me mad is that if you search Fitspo on pinterest, you get that little trigger warning thing, but not if you search Thinspo. That's so backwards.",Don't you know that everyone searching fitspo has an ED? +So... nothing.,u/mynameisperl so your'e telling me that Searge is a trolling dick +You positive it's not she? Everyone on the internet is not necessarily a he or a feline,Either he or it +"Only the gorilla enclosure was spared. They've escaped, and they're *fucking pissed*.",DICKS OUT FOR DOOMSDAY! +Banging Anne Frank,Neutral Milk Hotel +Que?,Si! +Where'd the 10mm go - story of my life...,"I've actually accumulated several 10s and 17s over the time I've had these cars, haha." +Bodycam Shows Drunk Idiot Arrested By Police,"Man, some people just really shouldn't drink." +Or Tyreek.,Hey now...they aren't responsible for his collegiate actions +schnitzel,kartoffel +Disenfranchisement was Hilary's goal. She literally tried to guilt the American public into feeling it had to select her or we were all horrible people dwelling in caves dragging our knuckles.,What's worse is she felt she deserved and was entitled to win; ergo too cocky. +"Ew. I hope not. My Matt Lauer is short in stature, but tall where it counts. And the beautiful hair. I've shaved his crazy neck hairs, if it's a toupee it's a damn good one!!",Tall where it counts Heh +Donald Trump's attorney: Trump's sexual assault accusers 'aren't even women he'd be attracted to',Says who? +Good.,"In before IRS investigates Elon Musk several times, finding nothing wrong, yet insists on harassing him." +"hey man, I need a ride, can you come pick me up?",I will always be here for you... In spirit. +But he's not giving 100k if you find it,That's the joke..... +"I'm not surprised at all, it's a hallmark of the left these days to make stuff up to further their aims, look at how many protest being filmed where Antifa and hope not hate are shown to be instigating violence then blaming it on others. I'm ashamed to say I once counted myself among them and professed that being on the left was the only moral choice.","Come on now, it's not just the left." +Ubuntu has been 'moving to QT soon' for about 6 or 7 years now.,"Yeah, why didn't just rush out a half-assed attempt earlier?" +"Maybe this isn't super weird, but I have a trio of kingdoms that share a language, sandwiched between a nearly impassible mountain range and a very wide ocean. Each kingdom practices its own internal brand of feudalism, but all three kings and some of the highest nobles send representatives to a once-yearly council summit that has authority to set certain laws for all three kingdoms, and provides a venue for last-ditch politicking that might avert war. Lots of back-channel deals go down, too. Being once-yearly, the multi-week sessions spend about half their time hashing over amendments to last year's business, half of what's left hashing over amendments to the amendments to the year before last's business, half of what's left after that working through business from three years ago... Progress is glacial. They've managed to put together a uniform system of weights and measures, including coinage standards. They've also managed to hammer out a postal treaty that seems to be sticking. This took far too long. The council has had over 600 sessions, with some having not been held due to various states of war.",It sounds like the European Union. +Fuck off dumb cunt.,"Okay, just make sure you don't shoot up a school while I'm gone." +I'm hoping he'll be able to remove BR starts from BTB. I'm all about #BRexit,"C'mon, why remove the BR if Trump can just downgrade it to its awful Halo 3 version?" +MAGA!!!,MAGA64 +Is anybody tired of winning yet!?,Yes I am. +For some reason I seem to be the only one farming primarily B10 and having way too many pieces. It blows :/,RNG is a btch +What trend is finally dying down?,The horrible FIRST posts. +Biggest signing this offseason: pipe,Bigger than KD +Being able to win the game/raise MMR is not the same thing as being able to have an enjoyable game.,You are telling me that Dota2 is not just about raising MMR? +I signed up for the test season in the modmail. Am I in?,"No, the test season has already been closed." +This has happened to us sometimes (thanks to geebomb),"This is a lie, no one plays Zhong Kui." +L,S +"Lourlo is a beast Naut and he actually was a deceptively good laner through most of the summer split, not so much in terms of picking up huge CS leads but scoring solokills (he solokilled Seraph/Impact/Hauntzer/Huni/etc. in lane at least once last split). It's usually his decision making after laning that gets him into trouble.",He has a habit of being late to teleport that they really need to work on +"For example, something to do with the filming of a movie/tv show or the writing of a book. It's not something that happens within the story itself.",So specific. +"Alls he's saying is: Stop being a fucking sad sack and take a step back every once in a while. While problems and issues are relative to wealth and status, doesn't make yours any more worse than somebody else's. OP could be an 18 year old homeless junkie addicted to Heroin panning daily just to afford his next sack. In retrospect, the kid needs to stop fucking doing drugs, quit the benzos, get a proper job or pursue higher education. Literally 6 months off drugs will be enough to change his life. Him posting here for a bit of karma and circle-jerk 'depression comfort' will solve nothing. We need more people laying down the reality of situations, offering real solutions to problems. REGARDLESS of how many feelings are hurt. Fuck yo' feelings",YA MAKE REDDIT GREAT AGAIN +I waited way too long to start grabbing RBs and ended up with Rawls as my RB1 so this is a terrifying nightmare if true.,What did you take instead of RBs? +GitHub - Pinaz9/DandelifonSimulator: A simulator for Botania's Dandelifeon,I like you for using Python :) +Every video that came before the game was an introductory video... again you can't cherry pick. The beta clearly showed this aspect as well. They showed all of their intentions prior to launch I can find no fault in them for non-disclosure.,There was only one original video - the one I linked to. +"Id argue that you can't just look at stats in a vaccum. RG3 carried that offense (and team), Dak is a key part of the offense but definitely not carrying it like RG3 did","I didn't imply he did, just a stat comparison." +"There were the religious, but also the racists, sexists, fat shamers, slut shamers and bullies everywhere. Oh wait, they aren't those things, they are straight talkers, telling the truth even when political correctness is unfairly picking on them. As soon as someone says trump is a straight talker, you know that person is one of those.",We all just need to quit being so sensitive +"My laptop's HDD failed, there were no signs that it was, can I recover the data myself somehow?","Download Ubuntu or Mint, burn it to a DVD or a USB thumb drive, boot on Linux, extract your data and run a SMART test on the disk." +Medals don't matter. But if Mercy gets gold in damage done - something is really wrong.,Medals don't matter until they matter? +LOL top comment isn't actually in Tulsa.,Bixby is like south south Tulsa at this point. +"1) What are we supposed to do that we haven't already done? 2) Is Assad worse than the fundamentalist militias that are rebelling? 3) Who knows. Russia wants to be a regional hegemon, not a super power.",Assad is evil so let's replace him with some random cunts who will introduce a new era of Islamic fundamentalism to Syria +"On one side, you have cubicle nightmare. On the other side, you have the open floor mess. 2-3 developers per room, all in the same project. Works as a charm, but nowhere is done like that. I don't understand why.",Sun's campus in Palo alto had this in the late 90's +Guess I don't need all of these shoe boxes after all,You were thinking about starting a fetus cremation business too? +I've not seen a uni remote since the patch. Challenge the sniper with a pulse ideally with high cal Or challenge the guy with TLW at medium range. Or just leave them there. Someone hold up at the back of the map will only do well if people keep unsuccessfully challenging. Go kill someone else and they'll get bored. No one wants to camp a head glitch and get a 5kd with 5 kills in 12 mins,"By Pulse, you mean High-RoF?" +Legion was my favorite. Everything about it was badass.,Please use they/them pronouns! +Trump victory sparks angry protests across California: 'Not my president',Could you imagine people treating Obama this way? +I hope the Rift gets some add on hardware from 3rd parties for face tracking and eye tracking. There's already an add-in eye tracker for the vive but it's expensive iirc. Probably small scale manufacturing = high cost. Someday tho,We're better off waiting for next gen so there will be mass adoption software for it too. +"If you want a job, you cant just say prove to me that the person who currently has the job deserves to keep it, you need to make an argument for why you (or tim in this case) would be better. People generally deserve to keep their jobs unless there is a specific reason why they dont.",This mentality is why millennials can't get jobs in their profession. +Then you better leave too. Having a united government that can actually get shit done instead of one that shuts down all government facilities is something all true Americans should love.,"Yes, people are worried about having a united government, not about having a united government that has repressed and endorsed violence against marginalized people for decades" +"I'm not insulting anybody. I'm not the one who downvoted you, either. Again, thanks for the input.","you know it's a well rounded person when they immediately attack you before accuse you of attacking them, then give an A B C response to your polite reply." +Interesting engineering report on bike lanes,"Is there an Alternate Link, besides facebook?" +Millenials...,"I'm a millenial and i am happy with trump, sure, pence terrifies me, but trump, i have to say, that acceptance speech was the most gracious and inclusive speech i have ever seen from a politician in my LIFE, I kinda hope trump WILL Make America Great." +I agree with you and know it's not affordable to many people but if an abortion is cost-prohibitive having a child is even more so.,How much does the average abortion cost? +They get averaged. This typically ends up working in the player's favor.,"This is also true for the egg hatching mechanic; all the eggs in a stack have to be average 100% to hatch, and they all do at once." +"Here's a throwback to u/RireMakar RHINO PRIME HAS NO GOOD BUILDS. HE HAS THE BUILD. THE ONE TRUE BUILD. YOU SEE. TAKE RHINO AND PUT ON REDIRECTION. YES, LIKE THAT. NOW, VIGOR. NOW VITALITY. NOW, STEEL FIBER. YOU WILL BE STRONG. LIKE RHINO. YOU WILL DESERVE THE RHINO NAME. NOW, YOUR AURA. STEEL CHARGE IS ONLY WAY. OTHER AURAS ARE MEANINGLESS. STEEL CHARGE MAKES YOUR STEEL HIT HARDER. HARDER HITS ARE GOOD. RHINO IS GOOD. RHINO HITS HARDER. FOR OTHER MODS. YOU WILL ONLY BE NEEDING FEW. ONE IS RUSH. RUSH IS GOOD. RUSH MAKE RHINO FAST. FAST MAKE CHARGE HURT ENEMY. RUSH MAKE RHINO CHARGE HURT ENEMY. YOU MUST ALSO PUT ON QUICK REST. MORE STAMINA EQUALS STRONGER RHINO. RHINO WILL HIT MORE. MORE WILL DIE. WHEN THEY DIE RHINO IS HAPPY. STRONG RHINO IS HAPPY RHINO. TO MAKE EVEN STRONGER RHINO, ADD MARATHON. MARATHON MAKES STRONGER RHINO AND MARATHON MAKES HAPPIER RHINO. YOU DO NOT NEED FLOW OR STREAMLINE. RHINO NEED NO GREAT ENERGY. RHINO HAS STRENGTH IN MUSCLES. THIS STRENGTH IS ENOUGH. DO NOT FORGET WEAPON. RHINO LIKE VERY FEW WEAPON. BEST WEAPON IS JAT KITTAG. RHINO CRUSH SPINES WITH JAT KITTAG. OTHER WEAPON INCLUDE SCINDO PRIME OR FRAGOR. VERY HEAVY WEAPON FOR VERY STRONG WARRIOR. RHINO ALSO SOMETIMES USE FISTS. ANY FIST WEAPON WILL DO. RHINO NOT NEED THEM ANYWAYS. ONLY WEAR THEM BECAUSE OF OBSCURE TENNO LEGAL REGULATIONS. GET RID OF OTHER COWARD WEAPONS. YOU WILL FIGHT ENEMY CLOSE OR YOU WILL GO TO ENEMY. THERE IS NO KILLING OF ENEMY FROM AFAR. THIS IS TRUE RHINO. YOU ARE NOW TRUE RHINO. GO FORTH, WARRIOR RHINO. DESTROY ALL YOU SEE. HAIL, RHINO PRIME, GOD OF WAR.",Marathon... that takes me back +"Everything is going to be fine. There is nothing to worry about. LGBT rights have already been ruled by the Supreme Court so there is no changing any of that. The president doesn't have as much power as you think they do. It's great that we don't have a Washington elite in the White House right now. All you see on the media was meant to scare you. Look at trump on paper rather than what you've seen or heard from the media and the people around you. As a transgender person and member of the LGBT community, i thought I'd be the last person to even think about supporting trump. I may not agree with a a lot of things the Republican Party supports, however trump is different. There is a reason why a lot of his own party doesn't want to support him. With all that aside, the only things that will change are other matters, but civil rights I think we are safe. We just have to ride the next 4 years out. For once the people have been able to have a voice in our own elections that go against the bribed government and business, you may not like or even want the current president elect, but my friends what has happened I believe is a good thing. With all that said as long as the country doesn't explode out into an all out riot. Everything is going to be okay. I already know that a lot of you are going to come out and comment and rage with your own opinions because of this, and that's okay. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. I'm just simply trying to offer some comforting words.","The man doesn't accept basic scientific facts, but sure, OK, yeah, EVERYTHING is going to be JUST fine... You're absolutely delusional." +There's a non-zero probability that a Trump presidency leads to women losing the right to vote. Let that sink in.,"Yes, the precedent of repealing amendments to the constitution should frighten everyone, in over 250 years we have repealed one, and the massive groundswell in the media about the effort to repeal the 19th should scare everyone, they can't stop talking about taking women's right to vote, the commentary is non-stop." +I'm guessing there isn't going to be relays in the new galaxy so I wonder how they are going to address long range travel?,I think they'll have local mass relays and they'll say its state of the art tech that they have harnessed the power of the relays. +Wow that's really exciting. I think we hit the jackpot with this kid.,don't jinx it or he will get his ACL torn :\ +"not necessarily, Okeefe has edited videos in the past to mislead.",ok give me a hypothetical misled context where the stuff they said isn't criminal +I will may be overclock it! Thank you!,"you have to get an after cooler tho, and watch a lot of guides before you do anything and test it a lot and it will take some time and be carefull with the voltages you may kill your cpu/mobo" +Nelson Mandela will die,He is already dead +Russian thugs dancing in Watch_Dogs 2,Davay - Tri Poloski Search on YouTube and watch this gif +You mean Frudy?,Fruity Rudy? +"I dunno man, Blue Dragons are in the best place they've ever been IMHO, competitively speaking, since I've been playing. * SALH Chu-Mat * Kutei 90 rolling up in the WAPC * Haebyung 90 handing out naps with their newly balanced bullet hose (k3 LMG) * Teukjeonsa showing off their flashy new recon transport * Minimi is meme tier MG",JGSDF NEED PZF3! +His name is Robert Paulson.,His name is Robert Paulson. +But it's all lies about her! She never ordered a killing of anyone. It's fucking lies. Why are you believing them?,You dropped your +Nah. Pretty depressed though. Not looking forward to the stock market crash over the next few days.,Appears that your market predictions are as accurate as your election prediction +Skip the line and cover at Toronto's best bars and nightclubs. Prepay your tab with Eve Tab.,EveTab: A handy list of places to avoid. +"When i copy a lobby link into console it just says unknown command, what to do? need help :(",you use run in windows not console in csgo +"Yep, we should try publicly funding smaller projects first. Things like roads, fire departments, schools, libraries, etc. That should warm people up to the idea, right?","nah, the free market can take care of all that stuff..." +"XPS 13 9360 Developer edition, need advice I'm in the process of buying XPS 13 9360 DE and I've heard quite some that people experience glitches with the trackpad etc. So if you have the XPS 13 9360, are you experiencing any problems when running ubuntu/linux?","Mine has been running arch since I got it ~6 months ago, trackpad works fine, except I haven't bothered to get pinch-to-zoom working." +I can't believe there is an alleged folder called Pay to Play - no way. Just no way. That would take extreme carelessness to a whole new level.,It contains opposite research on some Republican Congressmen apparently. +Bastion is a hermaphrodite,Would love to see some original content on this sub today.. +"Mage nerf was overdone and was unnecessary Arcane is now going to be super OP. I thought the devs said they weren't going to do this, yet they do it EVERY TIME. If you haven't actually looked at logs, mages aren't even the top on any mythic fights. Also, they are competing with over 45k other mages, whereas most classes only compete against 5-10k or less. They nerfed based on the logs, not based on sims, which is unfortunate because so many tryhards in this game play mages, which will naturally make the logs look more favorable. Anyway, I dumped my mage because I couldn't get the right legendaries, but it still miffs me that I put so much god damn work into that toon (over 500 M+ dungeons, and clearing world map all the time, as well as raids/raid finder). But now it's over. In the future, I'm going to make sure I'm not playing a class that the rest of wow is playing. I know fire is still viable, but it didn't need the nerf. The nerf to pyro also affects ignite, our 2 biggest damage spells. So in reality, mages really did see ~5% nerf, which was completely uncalled for. When you look at the damage that rogues, shadow priests, warriors are putting out, nerfing mages was a joke. Doesn't matter though, I'm playing hunter now and really enjoying it, also got a warrior in the works, but I feel like I'm late to the party on that game.",My FotM spec got nerfed and now I feel cheated Welcome to every single fotm spec. +"An even playing field? Fuck that! You think football is on an even playing field? Hell no. Away team runs uphill all game, because this is America!",The tackles would be a lot more brutal. +"Need, no. But more bees is better than less bees.",Depends on how many bees you have :) +First I need a failed suicide attempt due to my wife coming home early followed by surviving getting T-boned. Alrighty!,"If you think about it, it's really the only way." +There's All Stars Sports Bar on Park St for the pool and then the Hatchet down on Frogmore St for the punk/Rock music,"I second that, not really my scene but the 'hatch is always good fun.." +Please correct me if I'm wrong. I thought Snopes were as impartial as one can get these days and treated the Donald fairly in most cases.,IIRC Snopes is owned by a Clinton donor and the guy is a registered Democrat. +"Thanks for all the help guys! Bandit loves the squash, it's just a little messy",OMG <3 +"Unless you are playing with a preset 5, you never know what role you are going to get. You're not a professional, you don't own one role, I like that everyone should have to learn to play more roles.","A lot of people here play ranked, learning 2 roles to the same degree is like learning 2 degrees at once, your not allocating your resources effectively enough to manage 1 to a good degree, so why should you allocate more to learning even MORE." +"I know, that's the point. This is objectively bad. People can enjoy it if they like, but this is clearly inferior to almost all other music ever made and if this what they like then people making fun of them is the least of their problems. And it does hurt me. I mean, I know that it really doesn't, but it offended me with how bad it was so it still hurt me. I'm not pretending, I was actually upset upon playing the video.",Boohoo +"Is it just me, or does anyone else think Hillary would've been a bigger threat to the 1st amendment than Trump will?","No, because hate speech isn't free speech." +The joke: Jesus wasn't actually born on Christmas Day. It's a pagan winter solstice festival that was adopted into Christianity by the Vatican during the middle ages. No one actually knows the real date when Jesus was born.,"And if you don't believe in Christianity, Jesus doesn't exist." +"Overwactch made by valve I've always been a blizzard fan, I love overwatch and hearthstone, but the games I played the most were valve games (CSGO, DOTA 2, TF2 ...) and I always wondered what Overwatch would be like at valve hands. How would the customization, history, characters and gameplay I always wondered how it could be","Well a lot of people compared Overwatch with Team Fortress 2, yes there's a huge difference in both games, but seeing how Valve is a huge fan of microtransactions, I am glad that we've actually got a way to obtain free boxes, without the need to buy keys with IRL money." +California man fights DUI charge for driving under influence of caffeine,This is why we have juries. +Cheer up Hilary! At least you won't have to work at the same desk that Monica spent so much time under.,DOWN VOTED DOES NOT BASH TRUMP +01010100 01001000 01000101 01011001 00100000 01000001 01010010 01000101 00100000 01000001 01010011 01010011 00100000 01001101 01011001 00100000 01000100 01010101 01000100 01000101,01001000 01101101 01101101 01101101 00101100 00100000 01111001 01100101 01110011 00101100 00100000 01110001 01110101 01101001 01110100 01100101 00100000 01110010 01101001 01100111 01101000 01110100 +Maybe now they can pay their employees.,"i believe you're thinking about Crytek, not CDPR" +Protesters demanding free education throw excrement at South African university,Nothing says We want to be taken seriously and our issues to be taken into consideration like acting like animals. +It's not just for existing. It's for sex. Maybe you could find a rich guy to pay for things if you give him sex.,"No they can get jobs at bars, modeling agencies, and a lot of other places by just existing." +#SHE REPRESENTS THE LARGER POWER. It's like Emperor Palpatine thought he was leading the rebellion the whole time...,Palpatine was just a victim of a rebel assassination plot! +"First, it's always realistic to shop for services. You do it *before* you have a problem. Second, transparency and competition are key. We have little of either at present.",The problem with healthcare is that it's not like going to buy a car. +Ship Crashing Through Giant Wave,hmmm better turn wipers on +Good. Fuck facebook,Fuck nazis and fascists more though. +my r9 285 beating gtx 780 oh yeaaaaaaaaaaah,My 290 beating the OG Titan and 780ti Feelsgoodman +But if you can print a convincing enough 100 dollar bill you can spend it.,"The dollar means nothing anymore anyways, let's all use Bitcoin." +"Your favourite Fantasy book? What's yours? I'm not sure if it counts as fantasy - but Lady of the Lake by Andrzej Sapkowski is mine. I was going to choose A Dance with Dragons, but I feel that the universe sapkowski created for the Witcher books draws you in and engrossed me much more than ASOIAF did.","The wise man's fear, by Patrick Rothfuss" +"Some candid thoughts on SNL's cold open... That powerful, moving, explicitly partisan message they sent? It's the message we needed them to be sending all along. Instead, they humanized Donald Trump by making him seem like just an ignorant goofball, and poked fun at the exact qualities about Hillary that breed distrust (she's robotic, staged, 'a calculating woman' and not sincere) and make on-the-fence democrats less likely to vote. NOW they show her as the stoic leader, NOW they show her as a beacon of hope, NOW they show her as the Hillary she actually was this whole time.",I don't think they had as much sway as you're saying. +One thing I love about OpenRCT2 is that you can finally build paths under waterfalls by disabling the clearance checks.,The Panda dancing on top is amazing +"I am pretty sure your MLT stuff transfers up here. ;) The weather isn't terrible - you get used to the snow. The healthcare, social services, and soon to be legalized weed are pretty great.","Hopes and dreams, hopes and dreams" +"If you were locked in a room with 10 people, one of which is a mindreader, what crazy thought would you think in order to identify the mindreader?","Lolipop, lolipop oh lolly lolly lolly... You can't not finish the phrase." +I got a 15 kill streak the other day using only a primary weapon.,Vid or didnt happen +Lets vote YellOwStaR to AllStars this year as a farewell present.,YouTube comments op! +What are democrats afraid of? I keep seeing social media posts mourning the losses of civil and human rights for Americans now that Trump was elected. Just wondering - to what rights are they alluding?,Social issues and loosing their 8 years of centralized government mostly. +"Correct. Disc A, B, and C were used in the original Ps4 and in the refurbed one sent to me and worked. They do not work in the new used ps4 I bought from gamestop. Discs D, E, and F were used in the original Ps4 before it broke, then stayed on the shelf while I used the refurbed one. Discs D, E, and F work on the new used ps4 from gamestop.",Call support then. +"If rain leaves with jkaem, maybe they should team up with Maikelele? Sounds like a core 3 that could make the semis at a Major, maybe even just a few rounds from a final.","I heard that Fox guy is a free agent too, seems pretty good" +For people who think Fletcher Cox has regressed after signing a big contract,"This post was needed, some of the talk I've seen has been ridiculous" +Tucker Carlson Reads Letter from Former Liberal Woman Sick of Liberals After Trump Elected,"Damn, very well said...... Get that patriot a coat!" +"At my gym we only have bathrooms, no real locker rooms. The lockers are just towards the back of the gym. So since I go lift after work, I usually change in the bathroom. (It's a single person bathroom) So I walk in and some guy is in there finishing up pissing. He got all mad like WTF bro! KNOCK. Which, I don't blame him for. However, there's a lock on the door and it WORKS. IF THERE'S A LOCK WHY WOULDN'T YOU USE IT? YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO WATCH YOU PEE, I DON'T WANT TO WATCH YOU PEE, LOCK THE DOOR.",Was probably hoping a woman would enter +One of the least likeable drivers on the grid. Not nice enough to make us feel sorry for him and not fast enough to justify being a dick.,Makes ROS seem like a pretty cool guy. +BETTER CALL SHILL!,Better Shill Hill! +"I'd categorize it as only a partial failure. Even though they didn't succeed in the wildly ambitious plan to keep Cuba so poor that they'd rise up and overthrow Castro, they did successfully demonstrate to most of Latin America: this is what happens when you disobey the United States. This is what happens when you attempt socialist revolution. We will starve your country and try to assassinate your leaders. None of this should be construed as defending Castro, but that's what the US's intentions were.",Thank god at least one country could somewhat keep their face against that paranoid world police bullshit of the US. +hardest god in the game? who's the hardest god in the game? for me it's ullr ~.~ i can't use that boi. u gotta smash yo keyboard to land his combo,Ymir +Can't forget his blatant racism and disrespect towards gays and veterans,You forgot your +"He said he needed money for car repairs, and that he really didn't like it. He told me it was worth a whole lot more, but he needed the cash soon. Plus he showed me receipts, so I doubt that he stole the device, all the accessories PLUS the receipts. Unless he was a really thorough thief...",Did you get the receipts? +"I believe that people who like their steak well done shouldn't have to take so much shit for it. There, I said it.",But...but there wrong! +Combine Greece and Germany and you have California.,California doesn't have heavy industry +Enzo?,how you doin? +"They kind of do what they claim. They sense common patterns of how people's bodies react when they are lying, it's just that those patterns can happen when you are not lying too. They are not accurate enough to use as evidence however they are really helpful in convincing people who are being questioned to tell the truth .",I would think the argument could be made that you have made the confession under 'duress' if you are hooked up to a polygraph...Anyone know of any case history where that claim was made? +1. Fair 2. Which is what annoys me --- it's a little on the side with potential!,fates is wasted potential: the game +Ivan Shatski (argentinian artist) made this,Wait...He think's Nixon is in heaven? +REPORT: 'Las Vegas Desert Knights' trademarked via TSN Hockey,I would prefer the Dessert Knights. +"This rule only applies to men. Angry, loud man = strong leader. Angry, loud woman = shrill, irritating hag.",Are you on your period? +Including the people that constantly push people you should get kids!,But it's different when it's your own! +Their all for a loss of words!!!,First time I've never heard Danielle have something to say about herself. +Why do you answer AskReddit questions? What's in it for you?,I like making strangers on the internet laugh with my stupid comments and the dumb shit I've done. +This is possibly the worst playlist on YouTube,It definitely is. +"yeah fuck democracy, amirite?",Technically if we were a true democracy Clinton would be our president elect right now +When do you decide to upgrade your irons? I've been using the same set of Taylor Made Burner irons with the Bubble graphite shaft since around 2002. Wondering how much I would benefit upgrading my technology and/or moving to steel shafts.,As soon as She who must be obeyed says so. +"The movie is really good as well. IIRC, the author of the book wrote the screenplay.","I watched a movie called The Room, but I don't think it was the same thing..." +I'm so butthurt about the lack of Gula here that I need to ice my starfish.,That's-a spicy may-may! +TIL WWF prime time announcers made fun of Steve Lombardi Having to have sex with Terry Garvin on the air,Can you elaborate +"I don't know, if we had a QB with a big arm, and an O line that could block we could hail mary every time on 4th down.",Bring back Freeman! +Because he cares about his fellow people and the earth he's an SJW. SJW are the new hippies apparently,Equality is obviously for cucks +"calling me trump.... i died a little inside; its simply a marketing strategy, why give a populouse everything they want make them content and bored with the game when they can force feed us tiny bits and pieces over the course of 3 months.",but how are you so sure what PA's reasoning was when you are a nobody +Where can I get those socks???,Etsy I believe! +"If you use meth and want to avoid meth mouth, here are the three critical things: eat every day. I know food becomes repulsive on meth and will maybe make you nauseas, your teeth and your organs need the work and the nutrition to keep working well. Second, stay hydrated. Meth will eliminate your thirst instinct. When you are dehydrated your teeth get dry constantly, you get tooth decay. Finally, brush your teeth every single day at least once. No excuses. Just do it with a tiny piece of that limitless meth energy. Follow these three rules and you can use meth while never effecting the teeth.","Bonus points if you can brush two or three times a day, and floss!" +knock it off,waahhhhhh ban me idgaf +When you remove the 3 million illegitimate and non citizen votes we will have won in a landslide,LOL this was based off of 1 tweet from 1 guy who has no actual proof to back it up. +"They are still going to be behind the scenes on any future Democratic runs, until they die.",All their life force was just used up. +"Warmer temperatures in the U.K. due to man-made climate change could make the country a leading wine producer by the end of the century, according to new research.",If the UK can do to wine what they have done to food we could see an end to alcoholism. +"A clear impeachable offense would be something that has evidence behind it. The guardian saying we have this really vague source that said Trump did bad things, who's this source? Oh, don't worry about that, but trust us Trump is really bad. That's far from evidence. Learn some critical thinking and you won't be fooled by cheap propaganda like this.","Gee, I guess Congress needs to stop investigating bogus Benghazi conspiracy theories and look into Trump's finances." +Craig Murray?,"No, Assange" +Trump is being handed a great economy. What happens when it goes south?,"Like any Republican, he will claim it is someone else's fault." +There Will Be No Commercial Breaks During The Presidential Debates,"Oh, the humanity!" +Do it then.,Challenge accepted. +"TIL The movie 100 years that has been finished last year is kept in a bulletproof safe and is due to be released November 18 2115, 100 years from 2015.",Now available on the pirate bay! +Could not have been more disappointed in the my first wild Model X sighting,My first wild Model X drove through my university's campus... +I really hope that Bernie gets his supporters more riled up about Trump. Please Bernie go after Trump for having the gall to use your movement to his benefit! He stands for everything we hate!,"He's been going after Trump for a while on his Twitter, I'm actually extremely glad he's speaking well about Hillary more often now." +"how is it any different from battle rez? i've been in plenty of 5 mans that didn't have any battle rez capable players, and it makes a big impact. definitely far more difference than the extra 5% haste between drums and lust","Lust is 30% haste for 40 seconds, so way more than 5% haste over the duration of a mythic+ fight." +"Was not referring to any of those. I don't want to name names, but there's been a few attempts over the years at what I feel are hired guns who don't seem to actually be the sort of person you'd find playing the game on their own. I just meant that I feel Maria is someone who'd be playing on her own even if she wasn't on coverage, and it shows. Not trying to sling mud at a few of the folks that haven't worked out in the past.","For example, the game Smite (online MOBA like league of legends) has hired a caster named GoldenBoy for their past 2 World Championship streams, and it's just awkward to listen to him do analysis because he doesn't play the game and doesnt really know the mechanics in depth at all." +"Then we will build the Idiot-Bot 3000, totally indistinguishable from the real thing.","It could also be called the Palin-bot, programmed with buzzwords thrown together randomly." +An inconvenient truth,Because all the other ones were great! +How much could the Joker get accomplished if he were to somehow get into our reality?,"Our reality has already achieved his goals of being obviously, outwardly, undeniably, and explicitly chaotic and meaningless." +"Would you pay $125 to have the knowledge of everybody that currently has a crush on you? If not $125, how much? **Rules:** 1. They don't know you found out. 2. If nobody is crushing on you, you don't get any of the money back. 3. This information is known only by you. What you do with it once you know it is up to you.",shit fam I'd do 200 +and a dick idol.,... that kinda looks like a vagina +"How to be Premier of British Columbia: Step one, make shit up. Step 2, spin as hard as you can when you get called out on your bullshit.",Sounds like politics in general. +Bathroom mirror dildo,"She doesn't know how to use that, does she?" +The weather isn't that great.,"You win so far, based on the downvotes." +You gotta wonder what the payout for inventing these little fantasy scenarios is.,A few likes and comments from other intellectually homogeneous people living in her social media filter bubble to make her feel important. +"I never watch college or CFL football because I want to watch the best.... Why anyone would want to play for the lesser... In other words If you ain't first, yer last - Ricky Bobby.","But with the CFL, you have rules that produce significant differences in the play." +"-Trump's not a serious candidate -Trump will be out by October -Trump will never win a single primary -Trump has a ceiling of 25% -Trump has a ceiling of 30% -Trump has a ceiling of 35% -Trump has a ceiling of 45% -Trump will never win the south -Trump can't win with evangelicals -Trump will never be accepted by the party -Trump will never be the nominee -Trump will never win the general -Trump can't really build a wall and make Mexico pay for it <~~ you are now here -Trump can't extend Hillary's prison sentence to 120 years -Trump can't negotiate the release of Half Life 3 -Trump can't expect the President of China to sign an unconditional surrender on the deck of the USS Nimitz -Trump cannot get re-elected -Trump can't be the fifth face on Mount Rushmore -Trump can't be all five faces on Mount Trumpmore -Trump can't run and win the 3rd term, can he? Literally nothing is impossible at this point",IVANKA TRUMP 2024 +I've been trying to OC my 1060 and noticed my gpu temp won't go above 45C now.,Holy shit I have the same wallpaper +That's our keeper. :D I love this guy.,It looks like he needed to get away from the premier league to a place that knows a lot about good goalkeepers +Not if my History Degree has anything to say about it.,You mean HerStory Degree. +The esophagus of a loggerhead turtle,anythings a fleshlight if you're brave enough +"Bungie, You can take away my fatebringer, rip away my fang and detesticle my hawkmoon, but...",Relax it is only by 0.04%..... +I agree,Me 2 +Overwatch free to play Weekend begins 18th to 21st.,I'll just wait for Paladins. +"Saw this on another subreddit, thought you guys might be interested",Looks totally legit. +He did.,Yeah woops forgot my +Outdated gear ? Its a skylake build. Show your fps while playing and you will understand.,Cause Skylake = good graphics card +"You work an eight hour shift. You get to work having used an hour of charge. Bung them in the case for half an hour while you make coffee, have a quick chat with your colleagues, etc... You've just pretty well fully charged them. Make sure to drop them in the case half an hour before you go home and you're good to go.",Sounds like a $150 pain in the ass +Breaking: Braden Holtby has shaved his beard,-inserts picture of Neuvy and Holtby while on the Bears where Holt has sweet mutton chops and gelled hair- +And erections. Morgue workers call that angel lust,Just found a new song title. +"That just because yes, I'm autistic, no, I'm not fucking Rainman.","I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 100, what is it?" +Have you tried the cookie dough AZ? I used to eat the chocolate and vanilla shit years ago and it was horrid. The new cookie dough flavor though....300 calories a pint and only 25g of sugar. Total craving annihilation as well,"I'll have to grab a pint the next time it's on sale, I've tried chocolate and peanut butter cup and wasn't impressed with either." +"I get nice flowers, but occasionally something strange","hey Im new here, nice to see a flowers guy!" +"The battery operated fingernail trimmers. Many people are confused because they trim their nails before filing. With the battery units you use the file side first, and then trim. And it doesn't work well on my fucked up toe nails, but that is why they make industrial grade side cutters.",I just started saying fuck it and take a dremel to my toe nails. +Didn't see any other post..,Bologna. +"Images? I don't think screenshots of a public app would be an issue, no, and at that tier you can always deal with it if/when the company asks you to remove them as its pretty low threat. Mostly concern about things you created for the job (i.e.: actual images, designs, mockups, code) that isn't publicly available would be the first thing I think of as a concern :)","Ok cool, thank you!" +Based ... CANADA??,We should start calling libtards the entitled left. +My Thug Pug,Pug life +Roman Harper and Drew Brees both went out of their way to wish him well. I have nothing but massive respect for those two dudes..always classy,Apparantly Sean Payton ran down the sidelines with the cart to do the same. +"So the Panthers have to win out, TB, WSH and GB have to lose out, and Vikings and Saints have to lose one(?) in order for Carolina to make the playoffs.","Washington has to lose one, tie one." +"Roses are red, the grass is green... Uh oh! You friccin moron. You just got **beaned**!!!",did you just steal my joke +Because how can you affect any change on the game if you don't participate in it?,IM POOR BUT DON'T WANT TO WORK AND CHANGE THAT +Maybe Andromedons are Ethereals who have lost their psionic potential in exchange for living longer in a life support suit? Would explain the fraility.,My personal headcanon is that Andromedons are Celatids that have evolved or been genetically modified. +y tho,I believe they were quoting doctor who +How is this a hoax? Admissions would have to be refunded by NZ law if Assange no-shows. The Q and A video session has been well publicised in NZ.,Because it might be only via scratchy audio and they could fake his voice +Did no one tell Monte he can sit down? And sit with the others?,Production probably thinks it's funny +I want a book where the villian wins and explores the aftermath and doesn't have a happy ending.,Game of thrones? +"Yeah black people don't get it so bad in the UK, it's mostly directed towards Muslims/Eastern Europeans over here",Oh how lovely the racists assholes don't hate black ppl as much anymore now. +Repost af,"Oh, thanks for telling." +you can join FeGu,Or CSS (Coldstream Smurfs) :P +Qualcomm announces the Snapdragon 835 with Quick Charge 4.0,"Snapdragon 1000, quick charge 20.0 , charge your phone to 100 % from 0% in 1 second." +"You Did This, America: Sarah Palin Being Considered for Cabinet",This is what happens when you don't come out to vote. +Commandant Chief,I'm gonna have a fucking aneurysm. +It's almost like they're trying to gaslight and marginalize a group based on their skin color.. I feel like there's a word for this but I cant quite place it.,"I'd say racism, but you can only be racist if you're white." +"896 days after assuming office, Narendra Modi has delivered the kind of change for which he won a thumping majority.",ELI5 - why is 2000 note being introduced? +Ernesto Che Guevara,You can call this man what you will but there's no disputing the fact that he looked badass. +Fuck Moodys. It's been 26 years and we still have that same shitty rating. What the hell do they want from us.,Yeah fuck rating agencies when they don't oblige with dear leaders vision but when they say nice things they will be upvoted to the top. +"But the Electoral College in its current form *does* lead to one state deciding the election, or alternatively a small group of swing states. The vast majority of people live in states which the candidates didn't even campaign in. A better way to do it would be to allocate each electoral vote in proportion to a candidates victory in a state -i.e. if you win 60% of the vote in California you win 60% of California's electoral votes (perhaps with some restriction allocating them only to the top three candidates). That way there'd be an incentive to campaign everywhere rather than a handful of swing states.",Or we could just eliminate the middleman and switch to popular vote.... +See you then,"Good game, anyway." +"It is great at sealing ducks though. Actually most water birds, even penguins, **if** you can catch them.",It also works on humans if you're quick enough. +Nah he's right. Pretty meh picture with a few neon signs..,Sorry :( I'll try harder when I submit again! +"Good riddance, America's Nominee. Fucking trash concept.",Still pissed Kryssie never went up. +No lie I did a presentation on this in college.,How did yhe presentation go? +Holy crap. This is definitely one of the best suggested talent trees I've ever seen here. My upvote for you!,The fact that it is OP doesn't bother you? +JESUS WE'RE GOING IN HARD! STRAP IN!,*pop* *squeak* +"Why no Mei Halloween skin? No Summer games skin for Mei, and shafted again for the Halloween event. Yet Torb and Mercy both get skins again.... I call B.S.",Where do you see a new Torbjorn skin? +How odd. The signs at #TrumpProtest are just like the ones in Bob Creamer's office & also used at Freddie Gray & Mike Brown.,There you fucking white males go again with your crazy alt-right conspiracy theories +Dhs class mount not what i expected...,I think you should get a lame ass horse like paladins and warlocks +Do you assume everything he's said so far is a lie or hyperbole?,"No, he just disagrees." +I have barley seen anyone conclude that 24-0 is the reason he deserves a shot. Way more people are giving him credit for dominating everyone.,"That's cool but record hype comes up often, glad OP wrote it up" +Man we've come a long way.,You forgot the +"Maine has passed Ranked Choice Voting for future state-level elections. What does this mean going forward, for Maine and for the country? I was very happy to see this pass here in Maine, and I hope it will help break up the high levels of spoiled elections and make third parties more viable. How do you think rollout in Maine will go? What are its prospects for expanding to other states?",hopefully it'll spread faster than women's suffrage. +The Last Of Us.,I thought the last of us was a movie but marketed as a game. +Then why not have the same for citizens of German ethnicity?,"In Canada during WWI, our German citizens renamed their city from Berlin to Kitchener (name of head British general) to show how not down with Germany they were, so we left them alone during WWII" +Cobble is fun map but rotations are too long for a competitive map,Agree but im always too scared of losing so i dont play it xDD +Actually they are darker skinned and lived in a different place on earth. SEND THEM THE FUCK BACK.,But all those marshmallows have some white in them! +Hi-Rez Support is out of space to receive emails.,We all know what to do #BlamePonPon +Thanks,No problem. +"I usually see about 8-10 snipers on a team of 32. If you consider that at least two of them are being aggressive and ptfo, and another two are probably using scout class to use bolt action rifles, that leads to about 3-5 dedicated snipers which isn't horrendous on a team of 32. Just my opinion",On Italy/Middle east Operation it's 10-12 out of 20. +To trump supporters those degrees only show his elitism and classism.,"Fuck those pencil pushers, they don't go down in the streets and learn what REAL life is about!" +Thank you for your concern regardless its attempt at goating. I type pretty fast and I'm not editing - so it is what it is... I'm avoiding alcohol and psychotropic neurological altering synthetic chemistry tho since you're likely to be unwilling to experience alternative considerations - I think definitely you oughta load up on the pharma. Its necessary for you to stay in the lines of normal. Best of luck with that.,You certainly ARE normal +"Being an alt-aholic in the new gearing system means we should focus on dual-role(Heal/DPS, Tank/DPS) classes first? If I understand how CXP works, those of us that do not really have mains should focus on the Advanced Classes where we play both roles. Also, the Heal-DPS Classes have a bigger ease of transition than usual. Am I wrong about this? Is anyone else putting their MaraSents and GSnipers at the back of the queue?",Eh if you have a few of the same class then you can legacy over. +"Do we need this anymore? It's what, 7 hours since the stream started and one person has commented. It was who the cast would be.","The Patch is a pretty low interaction podcast anyway, but these liveposts are a nice staple of the sub I think." +Was this another PC heavy podcast?,"They spoke about Forza Horizon 3 for a the first half hour, with some F1 thrown in (most of which was misinformation), but the rest was an even split between PC and Console stuff." +Vancouver has an embassy for American Samoa. There could be almost a half-dozen by now!,I want to make a rivalry joke about American Samoa versus Western Samoa but I just don't know how... +who doesn't have a couple of grenades in their pocket?,That driver looks like he is weaving through a line of traffic cones. +These liberals are literally courting fascism at this point.,But they are the party of tolerance and building bridges +You sure about that? Trump could look bad if he gets in and right away repeals the sanctions. especially to other republicans who aren't as fond of russia as trump is. Obama new exactly what he was doing. Remember in 5 to 10 years obama wil lreally only be known as the first black president.,"I'm sure he cares about the feelings of Mccain, Romney, Graham, and Ryan, who as we all know make up all republican senatorial power." +Memo to the Media: Stop Giving Trump the Headlines He Wants.,"ok washington post,how about you take your own advice and be the first to refuse to coddle that nutcase?" +Do They Have Cake In Prison?: Michael Moore's Bribe To Get Electors To Switch Their Votes Is A Felony,Get this to Sessions in a few weeks! +"Yeah, the new update rolled around and changed some gyms and pokestops. Its not just Cabo Bobs.",AYYYYYYE +They are gonna have to pump her full of so many drugs to be able to get through the debates... She might as well just blow down lines of coke on the stage,"She got through the primary debates fine, and that was only a few months ago." +Says the man that created the anti-establishment fever that made rump our next ruler.,"Yes, hillary's massage of mediocrity was a real hit." +Lol I'm replying to a chain where they said imagine it was 3 white guys Basically i made a stupid joke that only blacks steal cars :p,Add +"Wonder why we are merging. I know it was standard in KR, but Uno is very populated and competitive. No need for exploiting Edan players or RPers from Orwen imo","Oh aren't you just a peach, why are you obviously trying to start drama?" +"Great game. As others have pointed out, there's an issue with the blue flags, but it only seems to affect my cars, the AI ones have no problems overtaking other AI's without slowing down to their pace like mine does. I also can't figure out how to get an optimal brakes/tires temps in qualifying. The slider is pretty useless, plus doing it both at the same time sucks. It always ruins any chances an otherwise perfectly set-up car and fast driver could have to get a decent grid spot...",Isn't there a patch today that helps with the blue flags a bit? +"Most smart, tech savvy people really, really didn't like Trump. Go figure...",And he still won... +That's bullshit. 99% of people past 40 can claim that they can neither outrun nor climb on any tree.,So a gun puts your average citizen on par with a violent criminal. +"Awesome, thank you so much. But why would I flip the lids upside down? Just wondering. Thanks!",That rubber gasket on the inner lip will form to the jar since they're technically used for canning +Porque saben que los otros candidatos son el hambre. Como esta demostrado.,Un momento... +I feel like gift cards are there so my family can give me money and ensure i dont spend it on weed.,You need a connect who trades for gift cards(; +"Progressives, Democrats, should show the new GOP unity the same kind they and their supporters showed President Obama for 8 years. We must elect them out as soon as possible. But the DNC must be reformed first.",I'm waiting for the gridlock as they begin to obstruct and fight within themselves and against trump.... if you're a politition its what you do... save over $500 on car insurance +"What about now? I'm at Festival Plaza, come request me when you're ready! ;) (or I'll request you if I find you first)",Omg I gave you the wrong one :( +"*Brewing. If you aren't in PA or FL though, yeah, get out.",it's cheap in virginia. +"Between right alt and right ctrl. This sub is for paper notebooks, btw",^ this guy really knows his stuff! +I don't get your joke.,I think he's saying he's unscribing because it's so cringe +I'm Middle Eastern. Did you guess correctly? Probably not.,I believe you. +What is the best credit card for travel points?,yes. +The 12 Days of Daybreak by me!,Struggling to keep the tune going there at number 6 xD +new 7.1.5 ptr build nov 29,At work can someone post the update please. +They just can't leave overwatch alone,I mean my last name is fuchs but have people call me fucks all the time. +"New Subreddit Dedicated to Combating Fascists, because they won't bash themselves and the reddit admins have shown themselves to be spineless liberal fash sympathizers time and time again",BANNED ALREADY +"Cool, thanks!",And you get that sweet sweet loot xp reset. +"If you're making a joke, that's fine. But really Marxists don't say that. Bourgeoisie and proletariat are relatively recent evolutions.",What do you consider recent ? +Sherman reported fined $9k for Carpenter hit,But it was a clean hit! +"Nice job the FBI did when they said they didn't find any evidence of communication. Well done, fellas.",Good thing Wikileaks was there to force transparency on both candidates +Trump supporters were foaming at the mouth already. Instead of chanting Lock her up! are they going to chant Now we really mean it when we chant lock her up!,But if they chant it even *louder* then that equals a landslide since the universal law that energetic votes count more than any other votes (lawn signs too) +"You've just earned 260 dollars for your 40 hour work week, after taxes of course. And you think that you're going to be concerned about the social injustices of the world?","Seeing as I make less than that per week before taxes while also getting a STEM degree and helping my fixed-income parents and *still* can care about things which I do not explicitly benefit from, I'd say yes." +"What about CNN and their fake stories premiums won't rise, mike brown was a great kid murdered by cops","First, can you cite these?" +BU second year,3Rd year aub +Abbas: We will never recognize Israel,he should get his people better glasses +Idclip,idspispopd in the demo +What's the saddest scene in a movie?,WARNING THIS THREAD HAS A LOT OF SPOILERS +Dat seat angle tho,OP plans on only going up hill. +"I posted it to Facebook last night, and it was removed as 'hate speech' this morning.",White people cant be victims to racism silly +"I saw a case of this last year while working in the pediatric ER at a children's hospital. 4yo boy had initially gone to an outside ER for vomiting and lethargy, but he seemed relatively ok so they called it gastroenteritis and sent him home. Grandma brought him to us the next day because he started having seizures and his mental status was off. We did a spinal tap on him and his cerebrospinal fluid came out looking like lemon yogurt (it's supposed to be clear like water). I'll never forget that sight. Started him on the strongest antibiotics we had for meningitis and sent him to the ICU. Didn't find out it was amebas until we got a phone call from the pathologist who reviewed the slides but by then he was already on a downhill spiral. He died within 24 hours. Up until the very end, the parents were adamant that he didn't go swimming anywhere, and just before he died they confessed that he did take a swim in the pond a few days before. One of the saddest cases I remember.",lesson to me: NEVER LIE TO YOUR DOCTOR +"Having to play tier IV A-20 back when it could, and did, see tier IXs....",Fuck I played through that when it could meet tier 7s and 8s. +Should NFL players be forced to forfeit their salary for that game every time they tackle an opposing player to discourage CTE?,Of course. +Fire in the hole? Might need some antibiotics... or at least some ointment.,Alternative meaning being that he's literally on fire. +Blame places outside of the city in general. The cities tend to be blue while the rest are red.,I wonder why +that baby probably complained kanye cut his show short at the meadows,KANYE WEST INNOCENT +"They have this idea that if government gets out of the way, businesses can make more money, and that has a net benefit. Of course we've seen over the past two centuries what the winners of the capitalism game look like, so it's not like anyone but them wants that fire lit in the field.","As long as the president is white and male, then government can do what it likes, and all's right with the world." +"Since this has become a s1mple vs shoxie debate ill throw this one in as well, don't you guys think stewie might be up there as well? I mean he can awp and rifle like a beast while also being an IGL. I'm by no means a C9 fanboy I'm just genuinely interested in what you guys think.",yeah stewie is in the conversation for best csgo player in the world +Yes but not for wheat or soy or corn.,"Soy would be missed, but we try not to eat carbs in Cali." +"Moscow had contacts with Trump team during campaign, Russian diplomat says",But Hillary lost because liberals r mean +Grandma's fault even if it's one way. I would never just assume like that with my kid,Well it was her kid's kid so she's off the hook +fast so gay. noone will notice im comments,I noticed you. +"Do you suppose his first question was: Are there aliens at Area 51, or other aliens we've had contact with? I find the subject of what super secrets might be being discussed between the President and the President-Elect to be fascinating, whether it is just about high level intelligence as to world affairs or secrets of the universe that the powers that be don't feel they should share with the public.",Maybe Obama showed him his Kenyan birth certificate? +"They should screen it, or at least have an easier way for users to report inappropriate ad threads.","Yeah that is true, being able to report certain ads would be really helpful." +"OK, how does the string cut through his fingers and bone before it slices through his neck?",Banshee pretty much operated on comic book logic: It's possible because it's cool. +NiP is the first team to win a large tournament with a stand-in in CS:GO history.,#NAME? +must have been all those spears through my sternum ;_;,Too soon.... +"This was pointed out during the live chat by myself and many other fans, and then later by the announcers - this is the sign of a well coached, disciplined, and confident team. After that one game, I am fairly confident that the 49ers can compete for a wildcard spot this season. We'll see how they do against the Cardinals and Seahawks, but I'm still not confident on a division title. If Gabbert can keep from turning the ball over, they'll do *very* well.",Don't forget week 1 last year. +This seems like a pretty transparent attempt to conflate Mexican border immigration with Islamic terrorism. Breitbart playing to it's audience.,I'm pretty sure that would still make them want the border closed off... +Le'Veon Bell: 'I want to be a Pittsburgh Steeler',Me too thanks +I wouldn't be surprised at all if this is all just a very long lead up to an MLA campaign under the Wildrose banner. The guy is more qualified (academically) than most MLAs.,"Well, except for the whole living in Vancouver part." +What do you do regularly that your SO doesn't know about?,I exist ;) +"I'd rather have neither, because both are completely shit posts?",mods will remove it anyways +Shitty lootbox got a duplicate emote,Such horrible luck. +What is this B&B talk everyone gets?,Well you see when a man and a woman love each other *very* much... +"Khabib always states he doesn't need money so just get him to forfeit his purse, simple stuff","I don't need tacos, but good luck trying to get me to forfeit them." +"He's not small, it's just the angle.",And GSP is huge +"The people you talk to might not be as vocal, but they can definitely be racist without knowing via cognitive bias. A guy I know voted for trump never says a racist or sexist thing, but he thinks that more black people get arrested because they are more violent. This type of stuff has been proven over and over. Blind auditions with symphonies have pretty much gotten rid of gender bias, where they would favor a man over a woman. They went to great lengths too, even wearing things that would muffle their walk as to now give away gender. These Biases exist everywhere, but very few people want to even admit they have them. And this isn't me saying this. It is all backed by science.","pshaw don't start with reason and science, that's all made up, like global warming amirite" +BREAKING: Trey Gowdy Announces Full Blown Resurrection Of Investigation Now That Elections Are Over... She Is Finished. THIS IS HUGE!!,"Cmon guys im already nauseous from all the winning, can we have one day of not winning?" +The NFL still hasnt really fixed its policies. You get 4 games for drugs but a kicker got 2 games for beating the shit out of his wife. Only after all the bad shit came out did he get cut.,"Of course, Adderall is way worse than domestic violence" +B R O K E N,That missed l cancel on the bair was painful... +Reddit to crack down on abuse after CEO is targeted,Would he have to ban himself? +"(Rosenthal) The concern now for teams that want #WhiteSox's Quintana: The acquisition cost will be exorbitant, given what CWS pulled off last two days.",I wish they did deals at guaranteed rates +"Game Thread Colts (1-3) vs Bears (1-3) The Colts return home following a poor showing in London. They host the Bears today as they look to tally their 2nd win of the the season today. Will Pagano he able to light a fire under his team to get them back on track? Or, will he just turn up the heat on his own seat?",MR ANDERSON MAKING IT HAPPEB +"Official Game Thread: Indianapolis Colts (2-4) - Tennessee Titans (3-3) Game Time: 1:00pm EST (There was no game thread, i hope this is fine)",THAT WAS WORSE THAN MCNARY +"Physical symptoms after long period of high anxiety. Finally beginning to cool down a bit after a month long high anxiety bender. I feel like I'm dying, to be honest. Am I? Everything hurts, everything takes such effort to accomplish. My muscles feel weak, my ribs, neck, back, head...are aching. My stomach feels like it's on fire. I feel so ill. It is giving me anxiety, in itself. Can anyone else relate? What is going on?","Hey man, Let me ask you something How long have you been feeling this pain?" +Ear Phone Case. It has the same texture as a human ear.,This is too ear-ie for me. +So someone proposed solutions to police brutality and I wanted to see what the subteddit thought.,"In other words, Shaun King is an expert on law enforcement and would make the perfect police officer." +I mean we did just spend 8 years hearing about how everything was Bush's fault? It's just kind of how it works we have a whole system of checks and balances and hundreds of people in power elected by us and yet one person apparently is the cause of all our problems.,"While we're at it Clinton blamed Bush and Reagan, Reagan and Bush blamed Carter, Carter was to nice, but his party blamed Nixon and Ford, they in turn blamed LBJ." +Wow sweet! Did not know that. Will give the Elves mini campaign another try then! Thought I already completed the Chaos campaign though... would he be a seperate faction or just another playable lord?,i think he's just in the warriors of chaos army along with archaon /w friends +Lewandowski attacks Newsweek report on Trump foreign ties,Hypocrisy is the name of the game when your with Trump +Abbas says he knows who killed Arafat,does he know who killed jfk too? +C'mon man. Leave their kids out of it.,"It's their stupid logic that's fucking their kids, not me." +Oh please; Ivanka is going to wipe the floor with Chelsea.,what does that even mean +Not all israel companies are Jewish. Israel is only partly Jewish You're welcome,So which non Jewish Israeli companies is BDS going after? +But he speaks Brazilian...,"The language is called Portuguese, numbnuts." +"I thought the leader of GG was arrested, how many leaders do we have?",I think it's a Spartacus thing. +Because he has a great angle and is the closest person to it?,"Yeah, it looks totally different and more awseome from that view." +Where the hell are you finding a pint for 3.5 quid?,"Outer London, and on friday night deal" +Now give us your opinion without reading a D.A.R.E. pamphlet.,D.A.R.E don't even use the gateway argument anymore. +Checked comment history. Was sorely disappointed.,Bamboozled again. +Yeah because New Jersey wants Larsen to be injured... smh,The perfect crime. +"I walked past the copywriters section at work one day and heard them having a serious conversation. Then the words would you rather eat a horse or eat a house came out of a grown humans mouth, with all serious. Then everyone actually thought about. They're a weird department.",Sounds like an appropriate analogy was used. +It's a really random player lmao,Lol +the laptop or the mum?,Yes +Even an imaginary waifu would dump a man who drinks red wine with sushi.,Man I wish I had sushi right now.. +"Yes, POTUS is a part-time gig you can just telecommute to from your NYC penthouse. Sounds legit.",Imagine if FDR owned a hotel in Germany in the 30s +Quick Montage of Kills,You sound like a fun guy to play with. +And OP as shit,so OP that it would get 100% usage on every global battle. +Labour MP Caroline Flint: I oppose gender-neutral toilets because men 'pee in the sink',"Bloody females, as usual." +you would be an idiot to use an 87 rated player worth 240K coins in a SBC unless he was really required,88 +Is sardonic a real word?? Apparently you're not as avid as you think you are. Lmfao,"Yeah, screw that guy trying to learn new words!" +Double confirmed.,Have an upvote little kid. +"I think the legendary system is going to be a big black mark on an otherwise great expansion. Even if it worked right, the best gear in the game should be earned, not come from a lottery.",The artifact system is worse imho +We actually have 12 of those ships,"Yes, but how many are actually funded?" +"DISGUSTING! - Obama Trashes Police and Military Members, Promotes #BlackLivesMatter Lies and Defends Kaepernick From CHINA! (VIDEO)",Sleepy Doctor said that Obama just missed an opportunity to unite the country around the flag and instead created more division. +"The only problem I have is that FUCKING early exit ability that golisopod has. It's so fucking annoying, like slaking goofing around level annoying.",Revenge killer dude +most people even with less than 10 years experience have at least two pages.,And someone that needs more than two pages doesn't know how to write a concise report (IMO). +Thankfully schedule only refers to whether there is a MEDICAL use for it and not how dangerous it may be.,It accounts for addiction +There is a bridge over train tracks in my hometown where people who are in love put locks on it,When you can't afford to go to Paris to do exactly this.. +"Lol so angry... I was referring to simple questions you're curious about, like whether CO2 is flammable. Obviously Google isn't a replacement for most complex questions or discussions. It is, however, a great place to get answers for simple questions, like where the hell is Azerbaijan? Hope you have a good day. :)",Not angry at all :) +I,P +Isn't Andromeda releasing in Spring? That's March-June so Q2 as well.,"Last I heard it was March, which is Q1." +"Weapon selection As basic as it sounds, what is the best preferred weapon selection/loadout to have in the game? I don't want ot be wasing money on things I don't need.","This is mine, it seems to work for just about any situation I find myself in: * AP Pistol * Combat MG * Special Carbine * Heavy Sniper * Assault Shotgun * RPG * Sticky Bombs *Melee Weapons:* * Knife * Baseball Bat * Battle Axe" +"At this point I kinda look at that as a benefit. I have so many really nice tunic sweaters this year because, well, sweater dresses seem to be in. Throw on some leggings, and I'm a cozy fucking giant.","Yeah I dress like an oversized toddler: t-shirt dresses, leggings, a giant sweater and sensible shoes ftw" +And Arnold Scharzenegger coming out against Trump just clinched the Reddit vote. Seriously. Arnold is a redditor and tremendously popular among the men of this site.,Just like Reddit backed Bernie and that worked out just fine lol +The Aftermath is from his 1Gramm dab video,"I know, its just a joke lol" +How does one prepare to deal with these clowns exactly?,Obviously we should have elected a stubborn megalomaniac to work with the ones that other countries elect. +Somebody needs to be beaten with a world history book. A lot.,Literal death threat. +isn't lightning level 4 when it's maxed at this town hall level?,OP is a fraud +"Giants meet with representatives for Jansen, Chapman, and Melancon","After what I saw last season, sign two of the three." +"They are supposed to do a lot of things, including shooting/killing violent criminals when necessary.","Copa are shooting much more than violent criminals as of late, which is sort of the big problem here" +If only the police had investigated.,...but the deleted voice-mails would only confuse the ~~investigators~~ jury +Reverse LGBT rights THIS IS AMERICA AND THEY WANT TO REVERSE PEOPLE'S RIGHTS,Only for the people who don't matter. +"Sounds like you have your heart set on lukaku then, I personally can't bring myself to put him in until he show some form, I've been burnt too many times.",I have too but it's a 2 week punt so I'm okay taking a risk. +You get it if you got the standard edition. One a week for 5 weeks,Why didn't I get this :( haven't got a single draft token so far.. +"I assume the right wants 'hit pieces' on Hillary Clinton still about Benghazi and email servers. They are still obsessed on that and seem unwilling to drop it, ever.","That there Ben Ghazi feller is still out there being trained by Hillary to get ready for another terrorist attack, you know." +"omfg me too dude, keeps saying wrong username/password pls pm me if you can fix it",I changed my password and refreshed the page and it worked +"I mean, I don't know what that has to do with anything...",Whoever posts nicknames is just having fun. +"My Custom Hand-made Robotic Daft Punk Helmet, Gold Chromed Urethane Resine | BuildLog included",Incredible work. +Your mom is a type of turtle.,"My mom collects turtles, actually." +Why do millenials have such a loose grasp of reality?,Perhaps you are the one with a loose grasp on reality if you think millennials are this way. +added,Can you add me? +"I would be very sad if the FO heads into next season with the mindset that RG3 is the guy no matter how well he plays. I'm not worried though, RG3 just isn't good",And what if he plays good the rest of the season and gets some wins? +As long as it isn't obvious and whiny like hopsin then idc,"Hopsin sets out to insult future, accidentally makes his best song yet." +Christie signs bill raising N.J. gas tax 23 cents a gallon,"Wow, this should enable him to cancel landing fees for corporate and tycoon jets at Teterboro." +Funny thing I just realized,!slap +get good and u won't get flamed as much,Because pro players never get flamed right? +As someone who cant dance at all its fun to have a few drinks and make a fool of yourself.,u/very_naughty_kitten you have two usernames to live up to here +And this is why we need the wall.,Freaking snow Mexicans Now we need two walls +What-A-Burger master race!,Found the Texan! +its also my olive oil. it makes me think that its a nation wide manufacturer that makes bad olive oil bottles.,FINALLY a conspiracy I can believe in! +Certain Reddit Mods...,and just like the video someone will take down this thread +Harassment,Her ass ment to get a better ideology. +"To h*ll w/every POS pol/pundit that abandoned Bernie in the primaries and now wants to get back in our good graces. Fuck the Howard Deans and John Conyers and Elizabeth Warrens. Fuck the Rachel ~~Maddows~~ Mouthpieces. Cowards & opportunists such as them had to bail on years worth of public statements & positions to support $hillary. The anger and indignation isn't for Blue Dawgs and ConservaDems. Of course, they would get behind $hillary. This is for every Dem who claimed the mantle of populist or progressive: Fuck. You. Fuck every one of them for their cowardice and willful ignorance. Trump is 100% their fault. They chose to ignore Bernie's attendance draw and f-tons of polling that indicated Bernie's crossover appeal. They chose to hype lies and promulgate slander against the one person who represented what they claimed to believe. They ignored Bernie's track-record of honesty, straight-forwardness and being an excellent prognosticator on every major issue to face the US for the past 30 years. They ignored (and sometimes aided) Team Clinton cheating and, worse, turned a blind-eye to Sanders as he continuously (and against much advice) stuck to the high road. Now the people who berated our collective gag reflex while forcing $hillary down our throats want a seat at the table in whatever the new dem/prog/lib structure turns out to be? Fuck. Them. Every one of those opportunistic, enabling chicken-shits can Go. To Hell. /rant",Democratic oligarchy's gonna oligarch. +"If You Could Retcon Anything at DC or Marvel, What Would It Be and Why? And saying that you would Bring everything back to the way it was before this major event doesn't count.","I think its pretty interesting that the vast majority of the comments so, despite the original prompt, is a restoration of something before a major event." +"Nah, I'm just deciding not to let you fuckers play just yet. It'll be another 10 minutes.",Ask again and it'll be another 10 minutes +Except the people do not support the president. It's in the article....,"Don't worry, he's not Taiwanese but I'm sure he knows about this more than you do." +This sounds great. Could someone explain why right wingers are going after Elon Musk? Dont they like space rockets?,Because he's African-American. +"Architecture in different biomes, will we see big sandstone archways and large fountains in the warmer climates, and smaller windows and more wooden pointy buildings in the colder climates (So snow automatically falls off etc.)","That depends entirely on the architect, no?" +"Hi friends my new Cat, I am not decided any name yet",Rusty +15 hours of labor due to a jolly rancher.,Melted candy inside the dash really ups the resale value +Lets Take A moment to appreciate what the modern PC and Artist can achieve.,Send me your modlist! +"Overwatch brightens every thread <3 I've always loved how global it feels, so many languages and backgrounds. The opposite of what that dorito faced demon aspires to.",To be clear you mean trump and not Diva right? +Keep blaming everyone else. Please don't look back at how you guys thought Clinton was more electable and that she would get moderates. Please don't look at how the primary process makes sure it pushes the candidate who is weak with independents. Tell me more about how it is everyone else's mistake to lose to fuckface von clownstick.,It's the FBI's fault +What a MESS!,The spinal rose looks like a rare Pepe. +Yeah but they're not anti-racist enough to stop racism from being affirmed. That's not much better.,Clinton hates white people so theyre both the same +FL Studio 12.3.1 | What's New?,Loop recording looks dope.. +"if you're still playing PC games from 1976, then sure. if not, you must like some graphics in there somewhere",There goes your credibility. +First FH3 car pack leaked (Smoking Tire),"It's cool to see the crown vic, but what are the odds that t10 will add the Bugatti Chiron in the game, that car is my new favorite for sexiest car." +"Oh yeah, I always wanted to know if Dream Team 08 would beat Dream Team 92",08 wins cause they're younger. +Is this a Viagra joke?,I came to the same thought. +Give up that pipe dream,BUT Obama said to dream... +Hail the People's Republic of Ubuntu Linux,The theory of Open Source software may be summed up in one sentence: Abolish all Proprietary software -Modified from Karl Max's quote on communism. +No they can't get your friend arrested for kidnapping. They can however refuse to continue to fund your college and also refuse to fill out a FAFSA for you. That's going to make it very hard to continue your college education next year.,"The college should have someone that can help you fill out the fafsa, and if you were to claim yourself, you'd be eligible for loans and even get grants that you don't have to pay back" +"Hidden Arms Appearance Available To US Today Just got talk to Master Smith Helgar, no artifact knowledge required just need to have the arms artifact.",Doesn't work on eu? +"I like Bangers n Mash a lot, so ?",i respect your opinion but it upsets me to see it not the most voted because everything needs to be my way +Can Michelle Obama just become the Honorary First Lady?,"Considering that Bill looks to be in poor health, that might be a great idea... but you know, you can't just *draft* her." +Damn you are beautiful. I feel like an old shoe,"I quietly guffawed at that simile, but I feel your pain." +no one notices polite protests,Please go sing Kumbaya in a public park where I can ignore you +What are you shamefully attracted to?,ITT: Attractions that aren't very shameful. +Synchronicity.,"Haha that's funny, i have never experienced that tho beCAUSE NOONE USES THEIR BLINKERS" +lol that's a slippery slope. Are you going to advocate for quitting matches and betraying teammates too?,"I believe in playing guns for fun, people can do whatever they want." +"Motor vehicle theft or, grand theft auto, is the criminal act of stealing or attempting to steal a car (or any other motor vehicle). I mean, it sure looks like he stole it. Have fun with the process of actually owning it now a days where most modern/luxury vehicles have theft insurance/built-in trackers to prevent this exact scenario. There's plenty of other vehicles in the game that you can freely steal and even claim as your own, don't exactly see the problem with the higher-value vehicles having owners smart enough to buy trackers/insurance on their vehicles (just like the player does!)","Yes, this sort of realism is what I always loved about the GTA series" +That guy jumps the fence like a boss lol,Must've had a lot of practice. +Whats your other yellow?,Barrett Vest. +Because it pisses Erdogan off. Do you really need more reason than that?,So you would support somebody accused of serious crimes just for the sake of pissing Erdogan off? +Bill just wants to abuse you,Cucks just want to be abused. +Which TV show has NO bad episodes?,IT crowd South park minus that goth kids episode +I hope they've sealed off the area,Have your upvote +"I think the better idea would have been to call a snake catcher. Killing snakes is illegal (at least in NSW, not sure about QLD).",Absolutely +Taliban attack the German consulate in Afghanistan,Now that the US are no longer a force to be reckoned with... +"Thanks dude! I'm the original artist and it pained me to see this stolen, watermark removed, compressed, and with strange translation changes in the dialogue.","It's an awesome comic, it sucks that people aren't giving you credit!" +Are the holloween event updates going to be automatically updated to even unofficial servers (am a new host to a server) i was curious so i can get everyone pumped for the event.,You'll have to update the server (like with any new version) +Well that felt unfinished.,It was finished when it began. +"was oppressed during childhood and now having difficulty adjusting to the 'real world'. I finally came to the conclusion after sitting down and thinking about my childhood. From being lashed (by my father) for simply crying or saying something wrong. It affected me. I started holding my bowel movement for hours and often have shit bursting out of my ass because i can't hold it any longer. Yes, it was so bad. And yes, you read it right, my father would lash me via an electronic cable on weekly basis. Sometimes I deserved it. Sometimes I didn't. Anyway, childhood traumas such as these and more. I wasn't allowed to attend music class, or even listen to music. Now that I'm 29. I feel like I'm having trouble expressing my emotions and it costed me many friendships, opportunities and relationships. I don't think I have aspergers but I definitely think i need to fix some shit about myself. Where to start?",Ahhh ... childhood .... the gift that keeps on giving ... It gets better - keep trying and you WILL see progress! +What is the best video game you have played when you were young?,Counter strike 1.6 +"I said it, but i didn't type it out.",I thought it but didn't say it +"Seniors were better off before Medicare existed. Private, charity-run hospitals staffed by volunteers provided a safety net for those who could not afford health care.","Right, that's why senior mortality has steadily risen since Medicare was instituted in 1965." +I was young once. We did far worse for the lulz back before the term was even in use.,That's not proof... +NES Classic How hard will it be to find tomorrow do you think? EB Games in Sherwood Park say they are expecting a lineup before they open.,3 people in line at Walmart capilano. +I second the numix being flawless on 16.10 sentiment.,"numix theme is great, but the numix icons arnt working for me, they working for you?" +Yeah but otherwise they are pretty sub par phones.,You need to clarify your platform alligance so the right set of device haters knows who to downvote +Except for debates you mean?,You forgot the +okay,"wow, this is very stuntastic" +Snakes die in a drain?,Exactly +Christmas? **ALL** HOLIDAYS MATTER.,Not in Trump's America :( +Well so much for this being a right wing news conspiracy,I'll admit I was wrong. +Jezus Christ you guys really don't give a shit about your veterans do you? A basketball team managed to somehow get a service dog to give to the veteran before the veteran could get one himself?,"To be fair, you can't expect a US government agency to have possibly worked through a few standard forms in as little time as 36 months." +"exactly. war is the only compelling reason to play the game so.... if you're gonna quit war to save DE, just quit entirely?",But then you can be a max Th11 with nothing to buy and hate your life cuz you finished a few weeks earlier at best..... :( +I'm unsure if I'm being downvoted for this choice or my belligerent sexism,Certainly because of your choice. +The wise wisdom of a tit inspector,Go Go Tit Inspector! +"I dunno man, my buddy accidentally lifted a barbell once and got atleast half as jacked as OP's picture.",I started working out last night and now I literally can't use my phone anymore because I'm too strong and keep snapping it +"EU4 campaign suggestions Arumba usually plays aiming for achievements. This is fun and fine, but what if we suggested some new stuff to spice things up? My suggestions: * **La Vergonha** (house rule) - must convert all provinces to the primary culture before conquer new provinces, recruit naval leaders, reduce war exhaustion, remove rival or move trading port. Aim to get as large as you can. * **Troi Marin** (house rule) - cannot hold neighbouring provinces or border subjects; all provinces must have sea access. Aim to become an Empire. * **Europa Iuliani** (goal) - begin with a custom Pagan nation in Europe; eradicate Monotheistic (Christianity, Islamism, Judaism, Sikhism and Zoroastrianism) religions off the continent. * **Oua Mate** (goal) - begin as a Coptic nation; convert all Catholic, Protestant, Reformed and Orthodox provinces and countries to Coptic. (Optional: Coptic must be the sole religion in the European continent and the Maghreb, Egypt and Horn of Africa regions.)",Or how about a campaign where he has to hold all of the provinces of a certain goods type while holding none of another. +There are No Atheists in Foxholes,"It's important to use Veteran's Day as another opportunity to take a jab at atheists, and remind our atheist veterans that they don't exist and don't count." +It'd be awesome if we could acknowledge this on a wide scale instead of pretending like the problem is about standing during the national anthem or that blm is a terrorist organization. We've taken to attacking the symptoms without ever addressing that the problem is pigment,I think the reality is that at least some of the civil rights issues don't have the support of the majority of people. +"Is everyone fucking stupid? Trump doesn't want to deport *all* Mexicans/hispanics. He wants to deport ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS, WHOMEVER THAT MAY BE.",So how do you know if a person is here illegally or not? +No one lied to the polls.,"only white people lied to the polls, get it right man" +I'm lazy and unmotivated.,"This, I also bite my fingernails a lot, haven't found a way to completely stop." +"Hook nice an dall, but goku wont even get hit by that. He is faster than that by far. And even supposing that Goku has to stand still and does not move at all, roadhog cant pull him. Roadhog would probably have problems thanks to the weighted clothing, but not only that, Goku could just pull Roadhog. Even simpler, IF Goku allows Roadhog to pull him, Neither Roadhogs gun POINT BLANK, not Roadhogs fist could damage Goku at this point. As for Proof? A Farmer with a shotgun has a powerlevel of 5. Thats a single guy. We could probably argue that 100 Farmers with shotguns can kill Roadhog. Thats 500 in terms of power levels added. Goku at the start of the saga surpresses his powerlevel. And it is 5000. But wait, then comes the unleashing power and the Kaioken, inspiring the famous ITS OVER 9000 line. Roadhog gets Roadreckt. End of story, not even a slight contest here, just a stomp for goku.",But the hook defies all physics and breaks space and time +The matrix is real.,This pretty much solves the Simulation Hypothesis. +* To project unity * Someone he knew well * An internationally-known figure abroad such that he could deal with the recession,What does the Secretary of State have to do with a plan to deal with the recession? +Can we do a 'Blame of the season' thread?,It'd be the defense anyways. +15% concentrated power of will,"5% pleasure, 50% pain and 100% the reason to remember my name" +I don't like being around people that aren't ~~white~~ ***me***,I straightup don't like people +WHICH ONE?,ALL OF THEM +TIL that a man spent 5 months in prison - unaware that his bail was $2.00,Can the guy pursue a legal action over this to get the compensation for this idiocy? +This Dolphin,*based dolphin reppin da naysh* +It's a crazy and scary world we live in when fox news is accurate.,Shep hasn't traded in his soul +"Pay is pretty damn decent when you factor in 100% healthcare coverage for whole family (you pay nothing for anything), Housing allowance, and food allowance, and a yearly small clothing allowance.",Yeah damn veterans and their **perks** and **pay**! +God I can smell the dirtiness through the picture.,Good thing reddit isn't scratch and sniff. +"True, but something like Pong is also a classic, but I'm probably not going to play a game from 2016 that still looks like it.",Thomas was Alone +"I honestly think that is what the american flag represents. Look at the first flag, little circle of powerful people in the nice blue, while red and white don't get any power(stars).","Actually the red and white represent bars, which we put more people behind than any other nation." +"how much will it cost to implement the toll program? how much will it cost to maintain? will it end up even having a net gain, or will it just effectively be another punitive tax?","Don't forget consultants, and picking the lowest bidder and then finding the lowest bidder can't handle the task and have to get the 2nd lowest bidder ." +This is a good argument actually. Every Canadian is generating content; it's called user-generated content. Where's the funding from that?,"Wait, you don't get your monthly CanCon content creator cheque?" +"there's some subs that do it, since they need a safe space.",You're triggering me +can we please not perpetuate the trump-o'donnell feud any further,but it's funny +If he doesn't he can still become CEO of reddit.,Nice burn lol +"So instead of telling me how it improves gameplay you tell me how it satisfies your need to be immersed rather than given fun gameplay mechanics. You know what needs variation? The Mission system. You know what else is needed? A permitted autopilot script so I don't have to waste time jumping from system to system doing absolutely nothing. But no we can't have that. We can only skip the part where actual skill is required like docking, with docking computers, but no it's impossible to have a jump computer. That just doesn't exist.","So you want to tell me that just because gameplay needs improvement too, that visual variation should just not be touched?" +Another face that surely precedes a thorough intellectual-checkmating.,Why are there showers behind him? +"Jim Carrey as Jerry Seinfeld - Seinfeld in the Ghetto from In Living Color, 1991",Is that Jamie Foxx? +Are you talking about the rope sweater?,"Yes, but without his dad bod" +Dude don't get me excited like that,tempered glass rgb backplates +Ron Dennis relinquishes duties as chairman and Chief Executive of McLaren technology group,"Damn, 2016 is a fucked up year." +Sell your body or drugs.,Or fill your body with drugs then sell it. +WTF BUNGIE,"Hey there rainy day, turn that frown upside down." +That's not a raw render not even in a hundred moons away fron Earth D:,...who even cares if it's a raw render or not? +Powerlifts balls into his mouth,Oh I member! +"The 40 hours of community service requirement is total bullshit in my opinion, where are kids gonna have the spare time to do some dumbass free work on top of having 8+ hours of school and then working a real job?",didnt you know that all high schoolers are obviously lazy fatasses who only play video games all day and have no life outside of school? +Liverpool 2-2 West Ham (Premier League) We did a thing!,Feeling cautiously optimistic about the road ahead +Your explanation is too complicated. The simple answer is because the president is the commander-in-chief of the United States Armed Forces. It's good to have military experience when you are the leader of the military.,Yes and Obama had a ton of military experience +"Some people use the Reddit to promote their professional work, so there's that.","I once heard there is this thing called 'reposting' on reddit, but I'm not sure what it entails." +Since the rapes began?,No since aids +Hardest Sneaker in the World to find in size 13... Pls help!,What are they +"How does Trips gain access to my past flights and reservations? I'm freaking out right now. I can see all the flights I've been on, dates and times and places. This stuff is so scary.","From your email, there would be a similar trips section in the Inbox app also." +"A small kid, African American, voted for TRUMP in his school in mock election and at home his mother found out about it and she literally emotionally and verbally abuses him and sends him out of her house and tapes the video - Someone should report this to the Child Protection Service - Horrible!",This is where the hate begins. +"10 stone godfest rolls. How did you do? I just rolled 6 times and got: Paimon, Sherias, Saria, Saria, Rodin (FINALLY!) and Austrailas. The only one of those who I owned before was Austrailas so I was pretty happy. I have really never heard of Paimon and Saria. They look to be possible good Myr subs. Do they have any other use or do people run them as leads as well? How did you all roll? Anyone getting lucky?",3 rolls My first one was a dupe saria The second was a sumire and then I got skuld Obviously RNGESUS wants me to make a blue team +Basically go into bios and change multiplier from auto to 40... Even on stock cooking the g3258 will handle 4ghz no problem,Although it does depend on if it's chicken or beef stock. +It's Italian. It's either going to look like the face of God or a donkeys ass.,lol +Worse.... Like a tuna sandwich you left for 3 days on the counter in August,Horse shit and every human bodily fluid is what I'm always smelling. +"Hi, Bert!",There's something deeply disturbing to me about this +One might even say it's a beauty.,You speak the truth +"I'll take the heat (heh) on this one. Artists work closely with us designers to maintain clarity of gameplay. The reasons his tints are as similar as they are is because we simply can't dip too far into the color spectrum of other heroes, which can and does confuse players as to which hero exactly is attacking them. Green flames, for example, are Gul'dan's thing. White hot flames looks like holy light, which encompasses several heroes (Uther and Tyrael to name a couple). There are no hard and fast rules here. Sometimes we do change the color scheme drastically (Queen of Ghosts Kerrigan I'm looking at you), but we review them on a case-by-case basis. Fire, unlike ice or lightning or slime or any of the other prime elements, is used more than any other in our game - and so we need to keep the fire FX more firmly within the spectrum of their base skin. Every skin pushes different vectors. Some push the colors, some the silhouette, some the sounds. Some push everything a little bit equally. It's a real tightrope act making cool skins (and color variations) that look appealing, yet don't muddle the gameplay significantly. I think Ragnaros has more leeway to push his model than his colors, which is why Mini Rag is as awesome as it is.","since you guys make every spell looks different even in black and white, why the colour should be different as well?" +Overeem beat Arlovski! Oh wait..,I guess it cancels it out lol +edward will say same shit he said at the conference there is no santa clause,Would you want him instead to talk about money every single day like a certain other human being does? +"I think rants are generally OK as long as its constructive. There was a lot of good criticism and ranting about spooky trials because of the degenerate playstyles and tactics it encouraged, and I feel that this is closer to spooky trials than not. Saying fuck people who use Her benevolence in sweats isn't constructive because the answer is deal with it because that's complaining about a player being a competitive as possible. Saying fuck first light this map is absolute shit for anything but hiding and hardscoping and it completely eliminates a variety of playstyles is constructive because it points out the flaws in the map for the gametype.","I agree, but as it stands, both of those posts are against the rules, and that's an issue IMO." +A Boy Named Chad,"It's just a copypasta from /fit/, nothing done seriously (like most things on this sub...)" +VP-elect Pence replaces Christie at helm of Trump transition team,"But remember, Trump loves the gays." +VR makes grabing things so real!,Zero fucks. +Nice. Oh but it's inconvenient to use anything but Yokosuka if I wanna play all my ships...,"I assume a new mod pack will be able to use ARP ships there, you can use ARP ships in any port with the mod in Aslains/any mod pack that gets you access to all ports." +"Big Brother US18 - Episode Discussion - September 08 2016 Thursday night usually means eviction which means we'll say goodbye to another houseguest. Who will it be? Will we see an HOH crowned tonight? Remember, do not post spoilers in this thread! If an HOH is crowned post-episode, discuss it in the Feed Discussion thread!",Misterrrrrrrrrrrrr Jenkinnnnns! +Xiaomi CEO Claims Mi Note 2 Will Have a Surprise; Other Mi Smartphone Details Surface,"Crap, now they are going to explode too...." +Commander 2016 major misprint,"Wait, does this mean someone is going to get the foils and a bunch of lands?" +"Not saying this happened to you, but in another thread, someone drunk applied to a couple cards and only remembered after receiving them.",This is why you should always hire a Lyft or Uber driver to do your drunk churning for you! +The rhino?,the gif +*Alaska: Americas' Russia,Wow.... didnt really realize how true that is. +"The signs. They were professionally printed, and they were the same at all the major protests across the country.",Theres no way someone could have posted an image online for protesters to take to Kinkos. +"Bernie would have won then too. Clinton is the choice of the establishment. The media, the nomination process, the DNC are the reasons he did not get nominated. This is exactly what is supposed to be happening. Clinton represents the interests of our establishment while Bernie is a threat to them. He never had a chance despite his popularity. We are supposed to focus our hate on the orange cartoon character and that's exactly what we are doing.",Bernie could have been our glorious leader if it weren't for that damned democratic process! +"**I KNOW, LETS GRAB ITS TAIL**",The Steve Irwin reaction +"Incase you haven't seen it yet, Kap's tweeted that it unfortunately landed on the weekend of Apathy's wedding so they had to decline.",Not a good enough reason for me +Definitely hypocritical when all they do is demonize other people as racist bullies.,Stop talking white male. +Friis not sure if he clutched,*PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS* +"I made my comment because I checked that OP is an American. It's crazy how many people are responding to my comment with they might not be American when OP says they're an American from New York. But you don't even need to read their post history to know they're American. They said they were in their senior year of high school, which implies they're an American. In Canada you have two senior years (grades 11 and 12).",It was more wishful thinking.... I like pretending that people aren't that stupid... Please don't spoil this for me... +"1 hour lecture by the world's leading Professor on Procrastination. He claims if you know how it works, you won't do it ever. So I decide to post it on the one site meant for procrastination.(2012)",Anyone else procrastinate to watch this video? +"Can someone remind me what happened right after that? Great... great something. Oh well, I'll think of it, but I remember something great happening.","We are going to have the greatest depression, it is going to be YUGE!" +more physics per capita ?,Except for that filthy chemistry Nobel prize. +Likely the most useless stat in the game.,No its damage done and kills +doom bots rotate better than my teammates in soloq,at least your teammates rotate xd +"If I was a new player trying out BF due to the collab and was told to run the vortex 99 times to craft a sphere for my free unit, basically not getting to do anything else in the game while at it, I wouldn't last long at all. Another poor move , Gimu.",But we need your runs for the shared milestones! +What videogame was a 10/10 for you?,"Portal 2, that story will always be my favorite for ever." +Optimal fat percentage for a teenager?,How long is a piece of string? +We know she got fired.,Damn you and your use of logic against me! +Didn't one Nintendo employee say not to be surprised if 3D Mario is available before BotW?,"No, that was actually Emily Rogers." +"Gosh, how can you profit off that though?",Invest in preventive healthcare +"This ignorance also leads to people blowing things up though. I am a Mexican living in Mexico and I can tell you security problems are not nearly as bad as Americans put it. Many American cities are more dangerous than your average Mexican city. If you are not involved in the mafia then the bad guys don't give a shit about you, you'll be fine. But, for example, people will see that news about El Chapo's judge getting shot and be like wow Mexico is in a state of war!. I mean, this was the judge in fucking El Chapo's case. Your average Joe in Mexico does not live in that level of danger.","Yeah, judges get killed all the time here for being on high profile cases..." +Zeppelin Rules!,At least I'll leave a beautiful corpse. +"Heat races can be badass, so Im not entirely against short sprints.",F1 should be 300km or 2h (whichever comes first) sprints +1 pt ppr Shepard vs WAS Maclin vs NYJ Gurley vs TB,Definitely Maclin. +They should make a custom made extra large helmet for him. It would be hilarious to see. I do hope he gets well soon. Such an amazing athlete.,"No, they need to go back to no helmet, or leather helmet, so these beasts stop leading with their heads trying to make violent hits." +"I'm not sure if we have left more often on streams, but there we need to get as many goals as possible to keep it entertaining, which won't happen against players I described.",You don't seem to agree with your past actions then +"ISP explains data caps to FCC: Using the Internet is like eating Oreos: You have to pay extra for double-stuffed, cable company Mediacom tells FCC.","But when you pay for the double, what you actually get is more like 1.45 stuffed, half the cookies are broken, the wafers are skimped on, AND Jerry got food poisoning from it." +Pouring molten gold on an iPhone 7,It was only a matter of time until that screen broke anyhow. +"Hey now, don't you dare suggest that distributing a million child abuse images (which the courts have consistently ruled are creating a new victimization of each photo/video subject each time one is downloaded) to 100,000 pedophiles isn't a justifiable way to catch 200 guys who downloaded them.","Don't judge the methods, the results are what count!" +"That's the thing I've been hoarding resources for a month already Got 2,200 chaos norn ready to fully rank 6 Dr. Strange",You need 4-5 of the new chars at 4* 3 of them at 5* +Damn it Chad,I'm a secret fuck boy? +I removed my autheticator because my phone was stolen and stopped playing in july for school. didnt touch it for months so i didnt know it happened.Pin was obviously forced over the course of however long he had it. Thanks tho.,"Shitty luck about the phone man, shit happens." +"True, that's why we have 5 of them now. We are all guilty",We are all guilty on this day +"It's the same way in Bristol, Pennsylvania tbh. Croydon is shit too.",Croydon in the UK is shit too! +The CS:GO Sprays are...,Were you high when you wrote this? +Happy getting so much not needed hate it seems like he gets more hate than smithzz,"Definitely not more than Smithzz, but yes still a lot of hate blown out of proportion." +It is if you just become one of us. One of us. One of us.,I don't play 1pp for the same reason you don't play 3pp +lol so I am not the only one with Linus addiction,Happy cake! +Its cosmetic though. Why is everyone so butthurt about it? There is no advantage and you have a choice whether to gamble or not.,My 6 year old wants to spend all his money on crates :\ +WTF? First they accept defeat with humility and then show what damn good guys they are with a gesture like this. Just who do NZ think they are?,U forgot a +been there. its a shithole. wouldnt recommend anyone ever going/living there. why on earth are you still there?,There's just too many black people everywhere else +"Hey Blizzard, how about a Golden Joystick spray, earned by getting a Play of the Game/Match To celebrate the fact that Overwatch won PC Game of the Year and Gaming Moment of the Year (for Play of the Game), I would love to celebrate those achievements by having a Golden Joystick spray, earned by getting the PotG/PotM in a game. Only caveat being it must be a 6v6 uncustomized game.",I'll be sure that I won't be getting it. +Dogs of Future Past (Part 40),Maybe we'll get an answer(or an attempt at it) to the question: why did Frisk climb Mount Ebott? +Are we getting new heroes this expansion?,No +"Lol, cause the DMV isn't already a shitshow","Well yea, no one said that solving problems was fun or easy." +Teachers who offer extra credit for eating a ghost pepper are sadistic,It was his choice to eat it...? +Pee 2 thanks.,"Pee poo, thanks" +"I'm not sure it's a lie taught in school, but it's a huge misconception that nobody corrects until college. Our Founding Fathers ABSOLUTELY HATED each other. I'm talking about I will try to punch you in the face when I see you, hate. Our country was astoundingly founded on the backs of people arguing on a daily basis. Especially Jefferson; a lot of people hated him. Adams, Hamilton, even Washington had beef with him. It's astonishing our country was established the way it was, when you think about it.","Boy, glad our politics have improved since then..." +I'll take the waterproofness and design over a battery I'm not going to take out any day,The S5 was waterproof and had a removable battery. +Bullshit that she'll install a liberal justice. At best her choice will be a corporate friendly centrist who has no real leftist/populist views. She sell them as a liberal but she calls herself a liberal so she obviously doesn't understand what that word means,Even a moderate justice when shift the court to the left. +Missing summer already...,It will be back in a few months ;-) +"On your side. Not so much with Martin, but Bo Burnham is a prick","Agreed, I'm a much more flight of the conchords kinda guy" +Yup keep calling the people that voted for trump ignorant I'm sure that will help,"Just like the far right calling obama a marxist, socialist, fascist, Islamist among others things If The right wing in genetal wants civilty they need to clean up their own house first" +TRIARII,URBAN COHORT +Parents donated to Mitt Romney in 2012. Got this letter of desperation from the Trump Campaign yesterday.,Sounds like a ten year old wrote it +Where are these regretful Trump voters you speak of? I live in Oklahoma and everyone here is still rocking their Trump boners. I can't have any type of political discussion with friends or family without hearing the lib tears line. I'm not surprised they haven't figured out they were duped but I keep hearing about the regretful Trump voters and honestly can't seem to find any.,Most of the regretful Trump supporters so far have cancer or chronic illness and realize they will lose their health insurance next year. +It would eventually result in a net negative monetary situation for California when they have to finance their own military.,Yeah but that's when Elon Musk starts building an AI army for us. +You are goddamn right,Knocking down strawmen isn't for the faint of heart. +overwolf is great,you forgot +When the light switch is just too far away,"Could save some money by only having one pipe that you rotate to flip on and off the switch, but this works too." +"Sadly, single mothers are the most responsible for child abuse in America. Even more sadly, it's a disproportionate problem among African-American single mothers.",You're a racist for stating that. +I played it 3 years ago can you eli5 them?,"1) The ring that Junpei gave to her in the VLR ending of ZTD 2) This is how Sigma gets through the door in ZTD 3) Sigma was adamant that Diana pressed the button in the button room for ZTD, saying Buttons are meant to be pressed." +South Lake - Final,saving this one - I don't usually love tanks with a stream bed effect going on but yours is fantastic +"As long as you don't need anything from the missions, you could hold on opening the rewards for a while so you don't level up. As long as there's not an event going on at the time, that's going to be my strategy, as long as I can make that work. I'm so far behind my level as far as upgrades go, it's ridiculous.","Since there's only about 2 days a month when there isn't an event, that would be kind of difficult to follow, unless you decided to completely sit it out." +"We'll see in 3 years, though it's really unfair for the public to be giving the new president such a hard time when he hasn't even been inaugurated yet.",But he said mean things. +"Like Father, Like Son... (Michael and William Afton Designs)","but TSE ends with william dying in a springlock suit, so post-TSE william should also be a corpse trapped in a spring bonnie suit." +Picket fence cucumberpatch,Benespez Cumberedit +"Not only would no one have a problem with that, we actually did it.","And look how it turned out, Japan is a thriving ally and George found great success all in the last 50 odd years." +Is he for real?? Hahaha fuckin delusional,Points 1-11 should just read: Destroy the Cartels. +Tell that to the droves of people who've been fired for the imaginings of some cry baby.,Examples? +"Bill Nye the Science Guy should be chosen as Secretary of Education. He has a Mechanical Engineering Degree from Cornell, studied under Carl Sagan, and has dedicated his life to education children.",Lol nah. +toomeirlformeirl,I'm actually surprised Wildred doesn't make more appearances on these subs +\---,# +CORSAIR Air 740 - Liquid Cooled Brute,How come no one has modded a motherboard so the power connectors are on the back of the board to be unseen. +Anno 2205 season Pass,"No, you can't apply DLC cross platform." +"1: Millwright 2: Electrician 3: Carpenter 4: Welder 5: Mechanic 6:Drill operator (roughnecks) 7: Power plant operators 8: I&C technicians 9: Plumbers/Pipe fitters 10: Boilermakers Mid 6 figures is a long stretch, but I work with several positions that make close to if not more than 100k a year when you include overtime. Granted they often struggle with not always having consistent work. They may make 120k one year but only 60k the next.",so 10 careers that have a mid-career salary that might reach over 100k but probably not on average? +Slaves are cheaper than robots.,Not when you need to travel to a distant planet to get them. +It's mostly the Packers fans in Wisconsin that suck.,Ah interesting... Never been to Wisconsin so I wouldn't know +"Weird. I know that's one permutation of the bug--you can be declared on by an AI you haven't met, in which case it uses your leader, but this is strange.",I had something similar happen when i tried to start a trade while another civ tried to start a conversation with me (I was trying to start the trade while the ai was taking its turn) +"God, this pair is awful. I hope the LP does soul searching before the next election.","I hope they just sit there in their wrongness, being wrong." +"He said, with a post history that includes conspiracy, Russia, and pissing on anything not pro-Trump.","I don't even like Trump, but he is the single chance this country has of survival and his words feel like flowers." +At what point is it just her fault,"Depends, what was she wearing?" +"I would like to point out a technicality that kinda ruins the comparison: Izanami doesn't have a Dash, she has a Leap. The difference is important because a Dash will not get you to the other side of a wall while a Leap will. A Leap also makes you untargetable for most of the duration of the actual Leap and thus cannot be interrupted while you can be caught and CC'ed mid-Dash. The only weakness of a Leap is Awilix's ultimate.","Zeus and Chiron can still 3/2 you while you're mid leap, and it won't save you from a neith ult, minion and tower shots already fired at you (they chase you until you land)." +And which airlines fly into syria?,Luftwaffe. +Did she get booed like he did?,Actually yes she did... Did you not watch the whole thing? +This is bullshit. I sell OP's mom nightly and only net about $20. BOOM!!!!,"You're renting her not selling her, get it right." +"You do know that Russia can launch nukes from Submarines, right??",Of course they can. +GSP and Coach Zahabi pick Conor Eddie Alvarez vs Conor McGregor,Zahabi looks so small next to GSP. +Thank you sir,"ma'am, actually." +Apart from the Basque Country I've been to: * Spain * France * Portugal * Germany * The Netherlands Still have got much travel to do.,Spotted the ultra-nationalist here :( +"What kind of Jeep is that? I know it's aesthetically modified of course, but I'm just curious about the year and model.",The 2558 year model apparently +Man for that pay I would of lasted longer then 48 seconds.,Your ex girlfriends disagree. +r/RussiaDenies,"Well shit, just as soon as I'm sure this one doesn't exist" +Our 45'th President,"Well, at least the ~~Puppet~~ God Emperor prevented WWIII!" +"But remember, it's liberals who live in a bubble and who need to understand Trump voters better.",Your comment shows that you still don't get it. +That expresion on asgore's face. He feel quite proud of himself.,That's the face of someone who's accomplished something great. +I think most of the media and definitely the leadership in the DNC still don't get it. Maybe Wikileaks and Russia helped Trump win but no one helped him more than the DNC by propping up a horrible candidate and ignoring huge problems with her. There is no way the Dem leadership is going to avoid the same problems next election if they don't do some soul-searching and take responsibility for their failures.,"Who cares that Russia interfered with the election, Hillary has a shitty public record!" +"Disappointed? No it's just hilarious that we all told you he was lying, you didn't believe us","i dunno, i had many Trumpites say he didn't mean what he says." +"They don't align in terms of integrity or likelihood of following through on those policies, however.",yea better just to assume she won't do any of that and let Trump win and run the economy back into the ground. +Emre Can will not play against Leicester City,:( +For the first time ever he didn't mention the word Uber or Twitter on the show. *slow clap* But he still wore one of those stupid shirts. UBER UBER UBER UBER!!!!,I wonder if part of the reason he says Uber so often is for the free advertising. +Bodybuilder undercover as old man goes for a workout -,"Been a while since we've had a real smurf video on here, nice find!" +yeah i saw that fly past and thought shit that was close,Thank goodness the proximity detonation is working flawlessly! +Goldschlager.,"Ugh, that's a rough way to get introduced to booze." +"Hell, he's got as many wins this season as conference favorite Oklahoma. He must be doing something right.",H8 u so much right now. +Is the Multiplayer Fixed? Hey I bought the game a while ago with some friends and we had a lot of fun with custom games. But we only had 3-4 players total at a time and I was wondering if they fixed the multiplayer yet? Thanks ahead of time for any who respond!,Survive with Friends has been added. +Sure but at least every article posted to reddit has a comment section pretty much devoted complaining about idiots not reading the article and discussing what's written so the problem is somewhat mitigated.,Can you eli5? +1972 Datsun 240z,"That is beautiful, I have had a 1972 MGB in a garage for almost 35 years, this inspires me to restore or sell it so someone else can enjoy it." +Plus don't you guys have like half our old roster on your team now? KVN comes to mind.,Don't forget my boy Waddle! +MRW a customer asks if I'm stupid because I forgot their ketchup,Bring them back only one pack; that'll show them. +"Three New Skills? I have datamined three new skills in the latest PTS update: * Winter's Embrace * Green Balance * Animal Companions No additional info yet, only names. Maybe a new class?",They said something about undaunted ultimate if I remember right from the eso tavern... +You're not supposed to be there,This exacts pot and situation happened to me for the first time not one hour ago +They'll find it the next time they're looking for priest card ideas...,Holy shit +Let YouTube play the next video... Was not disappointed,I bet Hickok knows about and enjoys this video. +And Chile,And Finland +I don't think they were all white supremacists or racist. I think a large amount of them voted for him simply because he was not Hillary Clinton.,"Oh, I was asking: Are they conservatives?" +"Lynx is the lightest browser since it's in the terminal and doesn't even have javascript support, which also makes it very secure. There's w3m which is similar but supports javascript. I wouldn't recommend any lightweight browser like qutebrowser due to security concerns. If you can run Firefox, I'd stick to that. To watch videos, use youtube-dl to get what you want and open it in vlc, or your player of choice.",What's wrong with qutebrowser security wise? +"New Techies Skin (Credits to u/greatfanman for the edit, and whoever is the original artist)",I rate this skin 9/11. +"Trumpers are talking about an October surprise. Spread the word and be ready for it. It will probably be a fake Hail Mary desperate throw, but even so it should be countered strongly.",As long as it isn't a coup d'etat... +"Clearing RoT Within First 15 Mins Of $10,000 DMM Tournament v3",More satisfying than sex +Jesus Christ... How did anyone think this was a good idea?,Hey guys this went *viiiiraaall* +"lol, you didn't lose your virginity until you were 15? I was half your age when I lost mine.",I'm pretty certain they call it molestation at that point. +And yet despite all them horrible lies Trump managed to top her when it comes to the amount of lies told. What does that say about him?,Big league liar. +"Well, they are the majority.",19th amendment folks are doing something about it. +"I'd say we have the worst linebackers, I guess that's what happens when you let your best LB leave in free agency even though you could've easily afforded to keep him..",Not with how much money they're paying Luck! +Not sure if this is racist,Reverse racism isn't a real thing dumb as white people +"Don't mind me, just mining some iron while my neighbour is waiting at my door.",He just wants a tall glass of water. +What if I already have diabetes?,Type 1 or type 2? +From what I have heard he wants to put a temporary ban on immigration from countries that breed and harbor terrorism. Which there is historical precedence of.,Yeah there's also precedence for owning people as property so you gotta point there! +"Be careful of region transfers I've been waiting to transfer regions on my account, and saw a couple hours ago it was available again. Stupid me decided to do it right away, and my account has been stuck transferring for about 30 minutes now. If you plan to transfer your region be careful because it doesn't seem to be working right now, it should take only 5 minutes if that.",Isn't there a client notice specifically saying that transfers are disabled? +"I'll give you that. There are some things the manga does better (ROHAN'S FUCKING OUTFIT IN THE FINAL EPISODES SHOULDN'T BE FUCKING GREEN). At the same time, I think because the anime is no longer limited from just still panels, they can do some really great shit. It's not all perfect, but the art style fits the more silly attitude of part 4.",^^^I ^^^like ^^^the ^^^green. +"That is even better, I was planning on recoloring it pink~ Thank you! I'll add you and have the gate open in a few minutes.",Great! +Before I played League I had about 1600 hours in Dota 2 and a lot of the same blind criticisms swirling around in my head. It wasn't until I actually invested time in learning LoL that I realized which I enjoy more. Also I still play Dota sometimes. I think it's weird that some folks act like you can't just do both depending on which friends are online.,and you enjoyed it so much you applied for a job at riot +You have 2 windows open - someone walks in on you so you quickly switch to the window with porn on it - what was the first window?,bank account +I've found Bubbles' long lost Russian cousin,"I see a Dexter, as in Dexter's Laboratory, and Bubbles hybrid." +"Ion Hazzikostas to the community: If a spec has a bad reputation, yet still objectively outperforms all other specs in its role, should Blizzard buff it to brokenly good levels to improve the community's perception of it? In the Blizzard QA, Ion said they do not have a great solution to the I'm a Brewmaster Monk, and no one will invite me issue, and he wants to see the community's thoughts.","yes, if its the spec i play, otherwise no" +"Urien Guide Hi guys, I recently started playing Urien. I watched a bunch of videos on yt to learn some stuff but during a match I am doing a lot of mistakes, which is actually fine for me. Anyway, I am searching for an Urien guide or some people who could tell me what the really important moves/buttons are. E.g. I dont really know what to do after Dangerous Headbutt, Chariot Tackle or Knee Drop. I seems like grab is the only thing that works or I get free grabbed on block. Moreover I would like to know if there are specific matchup tipps anywhere? I struggle against nearly any female character. Thanks for your help and replies in advance!","Practice meaty timings for st mp, st HP etc on characters with 3f normals on their wakeup, it blows up throw tech attempts" +This is so familiar - where is it from?,Talltell Games +So whats the news today?,nice try cnn +"What? If they stop streaming to youtube / twitch, because the distribution will probably go to MLBAM, this is probably the biggest reason to freak out ever, but to do that, there actually needs to be an announcement.",That would be exclusive rights. +"Don't worry, I'm sure there will be plenty of straight people along soon enough to explain to us how Trump, Pence, and the GOP really aren't homophobic at all and we shouldn't worry.",Both candidates are the same. +"Well, rational people would realize that people do conspire all the time, and until things like this or gravity are undeniably proven, they are theories. So go ahead and only listen to CNN, worked out well for you",Michelle Obama is a man and her children were kidnapped +He didn't save his job last week after dismantling a highly favored Cardinals team?,"NFL is weird, need more than one game to prove it's not flukey" +It's thermite throwing fire... Like some avatar level stuff...,Isn't it only on the ending screen? +"Oh shit, you did break this to me. Damn.",Me too bro. +The Trans-Pacific Partnership is Dead,We did it reddit! +E100 or Maus? I am dying to know the differences between both so I can pick one. Constructive criticism pls. Thanks in advance.,It greatly depends on your playstyle and both need a great amount of skill in order to play effectively (especially the Maus) +"The victory animations are fine, people are just looking for a reason to complain.","Yes, I'd rather spend my time posting on reddit than actually playing R6 or some other game right now." +"Advanced Training Bug with Haestrom (mild ME2 spoilers) I have done a few playthroughs of Mass Effect 2, and recently I decided to use Stasis on the Haestrom mission to deal with the annoying Geth drones quickly. In the process, I discovered that using Advanced Training before landing on Haestrom leads to a weird bug in the PC interface. The bonus power shifts to the #8 power spot, and the Unity and ammo power slots no longer get shaded red when they are unneeded/in use. I tried this again with Energy Drain and with a different playthrough, and it happened both times. The problem was fixable by removing all items from power slots and adding them back from the bottom toolbar. Is this something that has happened to anyone else, or is this a unique bug?",Happened to me as well never bothered to find a fix for it though +"Biking, swimming, starvation, drugs, and house fires are just a few off the top of my head.",Well that took a unexpected turn... +Anyone else on Reddit from around Gogebic?,"Holy shit, a U.P guy." +Mystery plant,Zone 7b +"In Unprecedented Move, Trump Ditches Press on First Visit to DC as President-Elect. Breaking decades of traditional press protocol and setting a frightening precedent for coverage of his administration.",He's been such a conventional candidate so far that this is totally shocking +"They didn't blow up the city, they blew up the financial institutions.",The problem is in seeing *blowing things up* as the optimal solution. +Matthews scores his 15th with the one handed deflection,This is going to be on highlight reels for years to come... +Reading these comments has given me some tips on what not to do. I have caught myself doing a few of these things and i honestly did not know they were a problem. I guess i will be changing my behavior now.,"This thread is mostly women encountering psychos, I'm a little worried about you" +"I don't remember He was either a candidate to 8k or to 9k, one of the two but then he got to like x900 and started going down and down","Like as soon as Specter got nerfed so did Badman, Shame he was a beast on her." +"same here. I flame often, don't climb mmr and I am not even mad. Trash talking is like a culture to me.",I only flame the retards so you know 4/5ths of my team... +I like the plan. You sound like you've thought this out. I sincerely wish you the best and am very interested in hearing the progress :),"Thank you plenty, I'll keep everyone here updated good or bad :)" +"Tell me this: why hasn't Obama addressed the hate crimes that have occurred during the election race? Further, why has he not seriously addressed incredible rise of racism that has occurred during his tenure as president? He is still the president. He still can. But he won't.","He's not a white male, so it's not his fault." +"Trump will be an armchair president, delegating responsibility to those around him while he is busy feeding his ego. He is what is known as a useful idiot.","Between his real estate empire and casino brands, you're probably right" +CHIM is just gettin baked yo,When my Redguard friends are smoking like a CHIMney this tells much about the realm of aetherius +"He's awful, I agree with you. Overrated one-trick poacher.","Even if that were true, do you really think a poacher who is as clinical as Bacca wouldn't manage to score plenty with the chances created by the likes of Ozil, Cazorla and now Xhaka?" +I play MvM to GET AWAY from people like you...,Pretty sure a script kiddie is someone who uses rocket jump scripts and shit lol this is just a shitty hacker +lol she's asian,you can never be sure on tumblr +Amazon delivery drivers 'feel compelled to defecate in vans' to save time,"Well, in 10 years his job will be automated, so...problem solved..." +It was cool up until the slammed the ball down..... wtf was that about?,I'd bet he's mad about how long it took to get the final out of the inning or maybe about how he's pitching. +how many coins roughly?,197m says at the bottom +It's absolutely retarded. Why would anyone circumvent the whole purpose the dual-trade windows are in place for?,why dont you trust me? +Has Trump's team denied this? Do you think the rank and file bureaucrats at the DOE made this up?,Also we all know about the truthfulness of the scientific consensus of global warming. +Easy money,Do you ever wonder what its like to get a post removed? +"Somebody Make Sense of Auburn for me! Who is this team? The team that at the start of the year we all expected to suck, and now they are one of the most efficient offenses in the SEC and a top 5 defense in the SEC as well?! And a 9+ pt favorite over Arkansas this week? We all knew they were talented, but how did this happen so fast?",Sounds like you need Ja +This is called a Wii U.,Was a Wii U portable? +"Minor point, but important: these cartoons refer to the kernel as the whole OS. It's not. The whole operating system consists of everything beyond just the kernel. But the drawings only talk about just the things the kernel does.","Your totally right, she should have been mentioned that it is the GNU/Linux kernel that handles all the system calls." +Didn't know they added the new jpg-the-fuck-out-of-your-photos filter.,I was waiting a good 10 seconds for it to load completely until I realized. +Choose Your Ride Public Service Announcement,This would have been really useful in GTA games to complete all the taxi/vigilante side quests. +"Getting a little ahead of ourselves, aren't we?","The irony, a Dillon fan talking about being ahead" +Caption this @Chaseelliott photoshoot!,How can I hate it for my guys when my guys aren't even here now ? +Should I read Super or watch Super? I've always enjoyed reading dragon ball more than watching it? Is the manga for Super any good? Does it stay up to date with what's in the show?,"Do both, the anime and Manga share similar story but the way it plays out is different." +"Yeah, good point. What a shame they didn't do a better job making their horribly racist poster.",I for one long for the days when bigots had editorial standards! +The race for the 2020 Democratic presidential nomination is now open,Well Mark Cuban is going to be on the list for sure. +I wasn't sold on the sci-fi set until I started actually building with it...,I wish I was creative enough for this stuff :( +"Could be worse, you could be delusional about an FX CPU instead. :)","Can confirm, have FX-6350 and am delusional." +"It's not pink, It's lightish red!",There's already a word for lightish red and its called pink. +So you are the loud person the rest dont like. Got it.,I never said I was the loud person and I am not the loud person. +$46,$47 +How does nobody realise it's actually Mike Tyson,"More like Lance Reddick, dude is so underrated." +"Nah, its sexist, quit trying to defend someone being sexist.","Didn't defend it, I'm explaining why people are prone to seeing it as harmless when it's just as sleazy." +"Switched to Videotron for mobile and Tangerine for banking. What else can I save on? Thanks to advice from PersonalFinanceCanada, as well as some friends, I've switched my bank account from TD to Tangerine and now am paying no fees. I've also just ditched Bell for mobile and signed up with Videotron (I'm in Ottawa) and I am paying almost half ($50 per month for unlimited Canada and US calling). What else does everyone recommend saving on? It feels so good to break off from these huge companies and all of their ridiculous fees. Maybe alternatives to car insurance? Looking forward to everyone's life hacks :)",Find a insurance broker to get the best quotes in auto/home insurance. +"Well considering that isn't actually a sub, then maybe yes? And this is a good thing. My +block list gets a little more complete from this sub every day.",What's your rationale for blocking reposters? +So you want the POTUS to fly around in planes that they have a hard time finding spare parts for and has been in operation since 1986?,"Of course not, because if that plane crashes and Trump dies, *Pence* will be our leader" +Rebels encounter TIE Interceptors for the first time,The voice actor with the scratchy sounding voice also did some work on star wars battlefront 2 as rebel scum +Username checks out,"Really, how do you know?" +he is black though lol. But he also looks like Santa Claus too. But Santa isn't black.,Racist +There is no way he will get reelected if he doesn't release his tax returns. People are not that fucking stupid.,Please tell me this was +"This Orlando, FL bar had a $15000 bottle of Bacardi for sale...and someone bought it.","And I'll have it with Coke, can't stand the taste by itself." +"I don't like to complain about free stuff, but wow are these T shirts hideous",I sort of like it but the ink is making me feel like I just spent the afternoon doing whip its under the bridge by the river. +Be nice if they would send us the Promo Code,has it been approx 4 weeks? +I know it looks like a dumpster fire. But the negativity in this sub is out of control. Come on guys.,I question the people who aren't negative after these games... +If a supplement actually boosted your T levels it would be a drug and regulated by the FDA.,So vitamin K2 is a drug now? +They haven't thrown at Peters yet,Gee can't imagine why +Android L/ M status bar theme for Anemone? Thanks!,Search Android Lollipop Status Bar for Anemone in Cydia. +Putin aide: Trump could build confidence with NATO pullback,How I love this Russian prick interfering in our country and our elections. +If you had cancer would you go to a doctor who never went to medical school? No? Then why would you vote for the most important political position in the world for someone who has never been in politics. Especially a schmuck like Trump?,Well if your choices were a doctor that never went to medical school and a doctor that has been to medical school but fucks up everything they ever touch... it's not such an easy choice anymore. +True. Every sports team does have their Jerry Thorton commentator... now imagine if every commentator was Jerry Thorton and you have Baltimore.,Yeah but at least we have that Dan Shaughnessy dumbass who wrote that the Pats brought deflategate upon themselves. +I am reinstalling Fallout just for this mod alone.,I knew it! +TOI being TOI blames Demonetization instead of Dowry,TOI being TOI. +Where?,OP's card levels +I just wanna live and not have more taxes when this country isn't the problem,We are part of the problem +Jamie Benn with the saucy saucer pass to Esa Lindell for the OT winner,Sauce. +Weekend 2 of the Beta now live for PS4. Sorry XB1,Its live for Xbox as well +"20,000 Julie said.","20,000 votes, so 5,000 people?" +yes yes it is,now im said again +What are this year's Montreal Canadiens?,Your writing has gotten better bud! +Walther PK380 .380 - $299,"this gun fits my hands perfectly, but I hate the european styly mag release" +Australia: We're undemocratic and we like it!,"Yes, because 90%+ voter participation is so undemocratic." +We pay $240/month for 25gb of wireless broadband through optus. We're in an area that we can't get ADSL yet.,Ouch. +I DID IT REDDIT!!,Poor fella just wanted to see how his brother was doing. +Tens of thousands plan women's march on Washington,Did somebody tell them that Clinton lost the election? +Your Titan can Phase Dash through Hellfire Missiles. Either that or Reflect it back at the Drone. Scorches Flame shield works on Lasers somehow.,Neither of these are a long term solution to being a threat to national security. +Literally the entire scientific community disagrees with you on that.,Well obviously they're just shills. +WDYWT - Blake Anderson edition,"aye bro, you need to clean your house" +I grew up relatively poor and white. We all get dealt a similar lot and get shit on in life. The privilege which you take as an insult is subtle though. Being less likely to be pulled over with or without cause. More likely to be looked on favorably by a loan officer or a potential employer. It doesnt negate what youve worked hard for but it is a systemic part of our society. It might not be directly improve your but just be the lack of a negative effect others are forced to deal with.,I deal with daily negative effects due to the color of my (white) skin. +"My boy turned fiftheen y/o today, we've been buddies since I were 5. Followed me up mountains and to the cities.",Why are you in my seat? +in general: vs phoenix: snowball early or hold out til late vs tiger: snowball early or end game during midgame,Isn't tiger stronger early game? +~21 yrs old is still a child to you?,Every year the age requirement to be an adult goes up by one year. +Periods are pretty fucking disgusting right.,"This is Reddit, sarcasm will result in you being downvoted to the depths of hell unless you end your post with" +And if my expectations were at zero?,He'd have an innie +The thing with searching is that it's only a percentage chance of uncovering a tunnel,"If you search an individual object rather than a wing or a cell, it's 100%" +Dude it was not as good as you describe at all.,*is You can still fire up R6 and see for yourself. +Door Handle Rattle,Clear tape +You'd think so but now it's all this malarkey about that shotgun,Is it a shotgun that turn people into homosexuals? +He should have gone with [insert any successful company here].,Bitcoin isn't a company. +Core i9?,"Since Intel has been calling their processors with prime numbers (Core 2 quad, Core i3, i5, i7), the next should be the i11 and the i13." +On paper what players should never have succeeded in the NFL but did anyway?,Doug flutie +"If it's not limited to male only, Fran also would like to have a talk with you","In my defense, I never played XII and it's kind of hard to tell her hair is white from her sprite." +Trump's popular vote deficit may approach two million,Now that's what I call a mandate! +Ian McShane can make any role awesome,Right! +Oh. I thought it might be maintenence or something.,Pretty sure IW was down aswell if I'm not mistaken. +Gareth Southgate should be made England manager - Wayne Rooney,It's because he knows any new manager will demote him from a starting spot. +What's the perfect example of a game company running out of ideas?,Pokemon +"It's finished! After almost countless painful deaths, I bring you one of my finest pieces! Death by Arty Compilation - Dynamic and Balanced Edition","This is literally the story of my life.. For me, if there is an arty in the game, there is a 90% chance that i will get hit, regardless of what i am in." +Should've named it P90 instead so we could rush B with it.,I prefer using Nova +Second Half Thread vs the Bears Not even calling the Jags in the thread. We dont deserve to call us a real NFL team.,Everybody is playing like shit. +I think mine kind of hinted to me who they were in a comment on one of my posts.,"I was thinking of subtly doing something like that with my match, by simply upvoting a comment they posted 2 yrs ago haha." +"Like, read the fucking article that's made this thread. Ffs.",Or the title. +Vettel started laughing at that point,Vettel for President! +<grow some mimds,"Don't make fun of him dude, just look at ALL the facts and you'll see he's obviously right" +"New study shows fewer Americans are practicing organized religion (1.8% of the U.S. (~5 Million) identify as Mormon, much less than what the church claims for US membership rates)","I like the objectivity a staggering 21%.. um ya, staggering." +"So you're saying if I'm only attracted to certain people, I'm an asshole? I prefer BBW's, am I a scumbag for only seeking out large women?",Stop fetishizing larger WOC! +"Just imagine if we had Nigel, Daniel, Kevin, Seth, Joe, Sami, Luke, Cesaro and Austin at the same time in freaking WWE. Nothing worse in wrestling than careers being cut short.",Not to mention Nakamura +Hate Crimes Soar Across the US After Donald Trump Elected,"Oh, I'm sure it's just a few bad apples." +He was most likely shooting a slug. It's just a round like piece of metal in the shotgun shell. I know he didn't use a bird shot or buck shot because the pellets will spread and hit the elk.,There is no way you would use a slug to do something like that. +"Whistling At Your Mom - a Peruvian TV show finds the mothers of men who catcall women, do makeovers on said moms, then have them walk by their sons so they can firsthand see their sons' behavior.","Wow, totally not staged." +Medical personnel of Reddit: What television shows consistently get things right?,I found House had some real facts in it +"You get the ability to teleport as well as go invisible, using them to your strengths what start up/business would you select to become successful?",I would be a thief. +Where did you met the person you are in love with?,You dropped an e op +Hard times for Kansas and its schools as economic 'experiment' creates gaping budget hole,Now coming to a nation near you! +"Picked these up at a comic con last month, they really tie my living room together.",Hell in a Cell* not Hell in the Cell GODDAMNED AMATEURS +ELI5: Why do some games download super slow but others don't?,"exclusive Destiny features for PS4, so XBO users get fucked over" +No one cares that some rando professor triggered your precious feefees. Especially not the legal system.,OK degenerate +"Although a payment made in May may be too late for a chargeback now, doesn't it have to be done within two billing cycles?","Depends entirely on the bank / company, mine has no time limits on chargebacks." +Then why say it?,"Because if it's just going to be wasted, then you can eat it!" +"Yeah , this subreddit is the one place I can tuck myself away and feel accepted and positive.",Cheers +We reached 290.000 ! WOOHOO!,But aren't we suposed to close the sub to focus on the political revolution? +"I know you say that, but I think you're forgetting the importance of a sealer",I think that's a brilliant and unique solution right there. +"The Magnitude has kicked everything else out of my pocket for now. As for the Rubicon it seems like it's just a smaller version of this knife and not much it different, if your in to smaller knives I'd say pick one up.","I'm torn between the Rubicon at almost $300 off on BHQ right now for the discontinued Spydie sale, or seeing if the ZT0450 or the 0452 goes on sale." +Biggest internal speaker I've seen in my life.,"I have one that looks the exact same, I took it out of my hp d530." +"Slasher help. Max layup, max agility, decent strength. *bricking easy layups* Fast break? 1v1? Missed layup, every time, no matter how close to green I get. WHAT AM I DOING WRONG. I have never been able to make layups, they really broke them this time around, 41% fg for the season so far.",I'm on PS4 and my timing is good. +The Campaign Battle of Mosul: Gen. Allen Says Trump Undercutting Operation,But just wait for his surprise attack... +"Why do they all suck? Is it just me, or are all the goalies junk this year? I can't seem to find a goalie who does the job for me. Bishop and Luongo have been the best for me, but still, they aren't they best",You have to find a goalie that fits your play style best. +gets destroyed 1 min later.,1 second later* +LSU Med Center is more than willing to sterilize their axe to chop those boners off,We did it to y'all before after all +the big debate,"As odd as this argument may sound to some, its the truth, backed by examples of the 1. world." +The Victoria line is fucked so every bus is rammed with people. The sheer collective anger of everyone and the competitiveness to get on before it gets full is unreal. The first fight has already broken out of scenes that look like the inside of a bomb shelter during a raid by the Jerry's.,Times like these I'm glad to be paying through the nose for renting a room 10 mins walk from work. +Yeah man. he should have spiked the ball with 0 seconds left or thrown the ball into the end zone to none of the receivers who ran a deep route.,"We didn't get a great look at the field, did no one seriously run a deeper route?" +Dojo Pizza owner faces federal child porn charges,"But noooo, pizza can't mean more than just pizza, right?" +"It looks like a single exposure to me, the lighting is a bit off, but I don't think it's HDR.",Fuck +"TIL Russians purchased a half-million baseball bats in 2014, and only one baseball.","This is not a market report, it's an old joke told since 1990s." +Just freehanded this on Microsoft Paint to show the true potential of Cyborg and Flash's friendship,Imagine if this was how Flash time-travelled to Bruce... +"I wouldn't say 'by far'. but solar, wind, hydro, and nuclear are all so grossly superior to coal, and so close to each other, that arguing over their relative safety is just completely retarded. Its like you've got a sucking chest wound, and are worried about whether this paper cut is worse than the mild sunburn.",But the sunburn could give you cancer! +I think that's the least impressive thing he did today.,"Eh, I mean the guy had an impressive day, but I dont think there was anything too spectacular about how he put his racing suit/helmet on." +"When it comes to sports cars, don't buy one unless you can afford two. If he can't afford a more practical daily driver he can't afford his corvette",What if this is his practical one? +Everyone better start working for free...automation!,Obviously not but you got to pick your battles. +I think he's trying to make a point about population control? He's not doing very well but that's what I'm pulling from it,It's an obvious troll being obvious +"The problem is gargoyles are too good, not that dark beasts aren't good enough. Its an overall symptom of the OSRS team being terrible at balancing",If they buff dark beasts hard enough the drop tables will be balanced again +"If parents don't care about their kids education, absolutely nothing is going to help. A gap will always be present and increasing. This is the number one factor in education. Too bad for those kids, but best not to drag down other kids in the meantime. Let's have not give those shit parents the impression that someone will pick up their slack.",Absolutely nothing will help - man from only 1st world country that hasn't been able to help +The Jets and a good QB coach go together like peanut butter and pizza,Not sure what you mean by this since PB and pizza doesn't sound half bad. +I really don't consider the wall racist.,That makes you a racist! +"Affordable autofocus lens for a7s? I'm a filmmaker who has been enjoying my a7s since March. I bought it body only because I already have a set of 70s Nikon/Nikkor primes. I love the manual ap, manual focus. While they look gorgeous for filming, I have been really struggling with focusing when taking pictures, especially at events. My work is making films and I'm happy with the lenses for that, whereas I'm really an average/hobby photographer. I'd love to improve the latter. Looking for an affordable zoom or prime (anywhere from 24mm to 50mm) that I can utilize the autofocus feature with. Thanks.","28-70 is pretty good for it's price, you can get very cheap from people moving on from the kit lens." +"Wait, Moxnix wrote that? I thought he was the go-to guy for Jeleva storm, one of the most powerful competitive EDH decks...","He is, I was giving an example of why it's important to not use grammar as an indicator of intelligence." +Never...weight and physical mass is a man made concept to bully others,"Yeah, cuz it's totally healthy to be 300 pounds of lipids" +He's a real gym rat,got that dog in him +"Lost this mon just now, thank you Niantic.",This is the epitome of senseless whining on this sub. +Can't fiddle about with cables if you have gauntlets on.,But who needs bomb defused when fully armoured? +As a support main with every season passing I get the feeling that botlane means less and less. Winning lane doesnt mean shit anymore because sololanes and the jungle just have sooo much more impact.,"Yeah, it doesn't mean shit anymore, that's why the top bot lane picks at worlds were ashe/jhin/Caitlyn and karma/zyra, who are absolutely terrible in lane" +"Darshan's good tps are when he's trying to splitpush, which is the only thing he's ever been good at if you ask me",Yeah dude i loved his splitpush maokai and poppy at msi. +"As a jungle main, and mostly building assassins, I can actually say that's true. Everytime the game goes not-so-well for me my first thought is always that well, let me just quickly get some kills on the ADC and i'm back in the game especially as you can see on my flair, Shaco i don't have to do much, Q, carefully plan how i wanna kill the ADC for 5 secs, hit once, E, walk away. Nothing can detect me, whats your counterplay to that? And don't even get me started on rengar.","Hey, just pin- I guess it's time to quit." +Is the US supplying the bombs and ammo?,"To be fair, if the US wouldn't sell bombs and ammo to the countries of its alliance, those countries would develop their own armaments industry to remove that obstacle." +Last I checked partisan spite is not enough to overcome a separation of powers issue since this is power the general assembly has.,"Well, check again, preferably after the courts take a crack at this cute little week's work." +"yes i'm afraid so, my friend. i haven't seen one other person on this sub dispute it. you are all alone.",I never noticed anyone speaking against it. +Housing discrimination. Accusing the first black president of being foreign. Supporting nationwide stop and frisk in complete denial of the way it was implemented.,But besides those three undeniable things..... +"Lois Rossmann (the guy who does MacBook repairs on YouTube) had a similar problem while he was trying out the Mac for the first time. In his case, one of the USB-C accessories he was using made his WIFI cut out. He had to turn it off and back on again every time he plugged it in.","The live video he did a few days later 11/8, he used the official apple dongle and it did not have that issue with flickering or wifi dropping" +It's almost like it was a close election or something.,I heard it was a landslide! +"Its called solitaire, put a ball in ever single hole apart from the one in the middle. The aim is to get rid of ever single ball by having another jump over it. Once a ball is jumped over it is out of the game and goes on the ring on the outside.",That actually sounds kind of fun +"made this a while ago, thought i'd share!",Frisk: HEY YOU TWO SHOULD KISS +Was going to hit the gym. Then I saw my car was buried in a snow drift. Fuck winter.,Shoveling is technically lifting right? +P1mp will be better for them than S1mple in the long run because he will make Team Liquid more stable and consistent.,I respect your bravery in going without the +"Yes, sadly, that seems to be the case. In the meantime, we will continue to voice our opinions and weather the downvotes.",The burden you brave Redditors bear... +"I'm glad I got Youtube Red, haven't seen a youtube ad in ages. I know I have Ublock, but I still want creators to get paid.","Youtube Red doesn't necessarily pay the creators you watch, it goes into a pot that's divided up by popularity, the most popular Youtubers like pewdiepie rake it in even if you never watch them, whereas ads give revenue only to the videos you watch." +Glamour shots of my collection,The tilde key on your HHKB doesn't match the rest of the mods; time to throw it into the pool. +"Obama won the popular vote handily, and would have won a direct popular election. That's an example of how representative democracy *should* work. To our national shame, we keep electing presidents via an undemocratic electoral college system instead.",But 77% of Americans are white so he doesn't represent the people! +"Read their book, its definitely about Smelly. The moron bro, the dog patched wino","I have read it, it was great!" +the second version of Drunken Master?,Are you referring to the Legend of Drunken Master? +"2016 Week 12 Game Thread: Pittsburgh Steelers(5-5) @ Indianapolis Colts(5-5) Please Remember: ##**Leave all opinions/thoughts inside of this thread. Anything that isn't newsworthy posted outside of this thread during the game will be removed.** Don't be rude. We're all here to watch the game. Do not troll the other sub's game thread/post game thread. We will be notified and we will take necessary steps after that. If you see someone in here trolling, feel free to file a report and we will take care of it. Thank you, enjoy the game, **AND HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!**",AB84 ALLLLLL DAY +Nationalism: When you're such an unskilled loser that the only thing you have to be proud of is the place you were born.,MY SPORTS TEAM IS BETTER THAN YOUR SPORTS TEAM \*Shoves face full of Doritoes* +"Los Angeles Lakers @ Houston Rockets **Game Discussion Thread: Los Angeles Lakers @ Houston Rockets** **Venue:** Toyota Center - 1510 Polk St. Houston, TX 77002 **Time:** 5:00 PM(PT) --- --- ##Probable Starters | **Pos** | **Los Angeles Lakers** | **Houston Rockets** | |:---|:---------|:---------| | PG | Jordan Clarkson | James Harden| | SG | Brandon Ingram | Eric Gordon| | SF |Luol Deng | Trevor Ariza| | PF |Julius Randle | Ryan Anderson| | C |Timofey Mozgov | Clint Capela| ##Injury Report Los Angeles Lakers | Status ---|--- D'Angelo Russell | Expected to be out until at least Dec 12 Nick Young | Expected to be out until at least Dec 12 Tarik Black | Expected to be out until at least Dec 9 Jose Calderon | Expected to be out until at least Dec 19 Houston Rockets | Status ---|--- Donatas Motiejunas | Expected to be out until at least Dec 15",lol good shit metta +I thought Bankroll.,Ooooooh thats a good one too! +Anyone Interested in Doing a hard Liquor swap to lift our spirits?,Down +"Over three million illegals voted. Trump won the popular vote, centipedes.","B-b-but if they voted, it still counts!" +"Women in groups spend their time talking about men, men in groups spend their time farting and talking about what animal would win in a fight. Riiiiight.",It's nice to know there's a whole subreddit just for guys to cosplay as the villain from the new Ghostbusters movie. +Artist recommendation similar to J Cole? I'm looking for new music that is similar to J Cole. I like the liveliness of J Cole's beats and i like the lyrical content. Any recommendations?,"idk i'm really not a fan of jcole so I don't listen to him, but kendrick lamar is a good choice for lyrics and good production" +I expect he'll settle out of court to make it go away.,I don't think that is a legitimate option for criminal charges. +"Do you enjoy poking fun at a team after you beat them? I don't understand the point of your last sentences. Congrats on beating a team that wasn't 100% prepeared for their matchup based on extenuating circumstances. I don't regret making the initial response to the throwaway because I thought Eashy would be playing. Unless you think JBB+Gem is better than or equal to Eashy+Gem, you don't have much room to cry about my response. Good luck for your future games,but don't fool yourself about what really happened",I think it didn't really matter which four they put in. +Vikings D needs to score less than 12 points for me to hang on. They're averaging 20 points/game with this league's defensive scoring system.,"Same as you man, I'm pretty nervous" +Git gud scrub,"I mean I have a 2.40 KD, 6 days played, level 104" +A React UI toolkit for the Web,This is pretty high quality compared to some of the competitor pre-fab react components +"Jack and diet. I catch shit for the diet, especially at dive bars or at an American legion with my dad.","No hate from me, that is my go to mixed drink" +The water gun just doesn't have the same effect,Neither does a live horse. +5k to Matthew Guy and you could have had a permit to build a shit block of flats.,But how much does 600k get you in NSW? +Biker Going Far Too Fast,He's going to have some wicked road rash. +Report: Alabama and Duke will open 2019 season in Chick-fil-A Kickoff,This thread is going to be really interesting when Duke wins this game. +"For fucks sake, he was holding the rainbow flag up. It was no secret.",That's just the_donald using photoshop! +Predictions on what will come out from Q15 this Gen. Conference? Any guesses?,"Oaks will talk about Religious freedom, Holland will talk about how weak apostates are, Bednar will say something insensitive wrapped in a stupid analogy, and Monson will say something unintelligible." +I use it pretty regularly on all my comments.,I'm just confused on what it does +Looks like a bunch of uneducated white people to me.,So they voted for Trump? +Should practice on powder days maybe.,#NAME? +More Social Justice Warriors Get Triggered,@44 will you let me talk to her for a moment don't call me that wow +Paging r/OSHA,Because this video/gif was taken in the US +M&M brownies,M&_ brownie +thank mr pimp,thank mr pimp +Sorry bro :(,"Np, life goes on" +Redesigned icons troops,"The Gobs and Archers look worse, the rest... meh, whatever." +Trebuchet memes are taking off! Buy before launch!,Treb memes are a flat investment don't fall for the hype young investors +this title is clickbait,This is one of his better videos +"That'll be $7.19 for the combo, what drink would you like?","Diet water, please." +"I think Apple Music has some under different names/artists, but I'm not entirely sure because it's hard to find them.",Apple music has some of the most recent mixtapes but anything past last 3-6 months is pretty much non existent +Filipina woman set on fire by irate Iranian partner in Japan restaurant - reports,**CLEANSE THEM IN ATOMIC FIRE** +"Yes, Mother Lily, because adultery films and Vice Ganda shenanigans are far better for kids than an animated film like Saving Sally.","Kita niyo naman, ang dami nang natututunan ng mga bata natin sa mundong ibabaw!" +That was some strong ass stuff,Eat da booty like groceries +Any insult that comes out of Jericho's mouth,"You filthy, dirty, disgusting, bottom feeding trash bag stupid idiot" +"Israel can do good and bad things at the same time, you know. Multitask.","Yeah, just look at their pink washing" +Really? Do you think just owning Crash would unlock the Thumping Islands on the M.A.P? I expected a Disney Infinity style level crystal.,"Generally that's how level packs work, but Crash is an exception." +To confront the ancient enemy...,The enemy unnamed.... +"Wait till people start to responde that Stats aren't everything, without even trying to at least bring actual game footage analysis. I will miss defending Fenix in this sub :'c",Stats arent everything he died once in lane so hes bad. +"yeah that would be a good solution, if I hadn't deleted the game 2 weeks ago. Do I need to redownload that shit?","if u uninstalled game service should be gone too,then again yeah if u want to play again u need to re-download game after it u can deactivate startup service it will only run when u open game." +Fat.,What? +OpTic Gaming this is Pam...aj. Ask me stuff! Rendering and uploading videos rn. Ask me some questions!,What do you miss about Canada the most +Came out to my roommates this week. Found this hanging in the living room today :D.,I like how it looks like they might have had difficulty putting it up but still prevailed in the end. +TIL Quinton de Kock has a full sleeve tattoo of the 'Big Five',Big 3 +December 2016 Holiday Countdown Sales,"So they're going to be selling the solid color camo from the 3rd AE bundle, I wonder when they're going to sell the 4th anni camo..." +Only 6 out of 10 are European. Come on people we need to pick it up.,"Considering only 1 out 10 people are European, that's pretty good" +what? [](/johnconfused),###You turn home degrees and walk away +"Tambien seria correcto decirlo de vos, de mi o de cualquiera porque todos vamos a morir.",Hoy comamos y bebamos... +Halo Wars 2,Thank you :) +Someone in another thread a few days ago brought up the point that actual charities end in .org. Vicki's insurance/cancer website ends in .com so it is not an actual charity. Regardless.....don't start your cancer fundraising company's name with the word kill. Because kill is what cancer DOES. Would it be so hard to replace kill with beat or overcome or something???,"Badly, badly written and unprofessional website!" +"Yeah, but many Christians don't realize that.",But a chick tract told me they worship a pantheon with a moon god... +Oh Markarth,Oh red text I can barely read. +70 per and I'll toss in a Big Game Hunter?,Lemme think on it. +I actually like it because it opens two tabs instead of one so when I have to search something up for what I'm writing I can just use that tab instead of opening a new one. But that's just me and my 4 gigs of ram.,And how are you running chrome without 32gigs of 3000 MHz DDR4? +These are all really cool!,hey you congratsiylations you just one a fre sfm potser give me hats + description i'm serious +Ivern Champion Spotlight | Gameplay- League of Legends,Calling it now his winrate will be in the 30s +What current trend do you wish would be dead now?,Burlap and jars and chalkboard at weddings! +Make Keep calm and Blank Blank Great Again,You saw an opportunity and grabbed it right by the..... nevermind. +"Have the battery problems officially been Acknowledged by Google? So, just like a 'few' others here I'm still pissed at Google. There were 5 developer previews and most people didn't have any problems with them - besides stability and app compatibility - and when the final release hits, we got battery drain that cripples the phone heavily. I don't wanna use Battery Historian, X root apps, use a custom kernel or disable the backup functionality of my Android phone just so that I get 'about the same' battery life that I had when I used 6.0. I effing 'need' my phone for work, I can't plug it in every 3 hours when I have to use it heavily/have shitty reception. So, my question is, have the battery problems been acknowledged anywhere? The Android bugtracker? I remember that Hiroshi Lockheimer told someone on Twitter to DM him about his problems but a bunch of users mentioned him and nobody knows if he really got any logs or descriptions about the problems. Do we really have to wait until 7.1 hits when the new Pixel devices hit the market? (If we can be lucky enough to get it directly after launch without Google doing some kind of exclusivity for 7.1 for the Pixels). Even if it hits, we don't have any confirmation about them addressing the bug, who knows if it's even gonna get fixed in 7.1? Really, if Google wants to make the iPhone competitor they may make with the Pixel devices, they have to step up their game. Apple would be arrogant but acknowledge those bugs somehow but Google is silent about them AFAIK. (Sorry, I just had to rant somewhere and I connected that rant with a question, so feel free to answer the question and react/rant with me.)",Honestly I noticed the issue completely go away after a clean install/factory reset. +"Is it laziness or saving water, or just that some people believe that they don't stink even after a day or two without bathing? And why use so much body spray, that doesn't even last more than an hour, to filter that stink? Sies man!",It comes down to culture and mostly poverty. +"As a european, I'd much rather go into war with the US with Trump as leader than Hillary. Hypothetically off course, you guys are kinda allright.",If Trump wins you should start learning Russian +Borderlands is a massive critique of rampant capitalism. But my most liberal friends love it. I don't get how they can't see that it's pointing out how shitty irl it is.,It's against crony capitalism! +Anyone who fought against the fascists in WWII were the true fascists.,Woodie Guthrie's guitar is the equivalent of a gas chamber. +We have to protect everyone who is in worse position than we are. Trump does not share this train of thought. The man is a monster.,"It's called empathy, plenty of people don't have it, including him." +that's not even funny ;(,"It's not really, but I guess epic needs to keep rotating between Dekker and Muriel being the best support right?" +YMMV?,you may masturbate virulently +Ik vrees dat we nog heel lang last zullen hebben van deze 2. Dit spreekt bepaalde (laagopgeleide) mensen nl wel aan.,"foei, 'praktisch geschoolden'" +Raising money for playground structure at Bever park.,Aren't improvement projects like this why I and the rest of us pay property taxes? +Is she single?,Lmfao you're a got dang savage +Jesus fucking christ does anyone know the word WOMAN anymore!?,"Yeah it's kind of weird, I've seen the women/woman typo EXTREMELY often and it's like.... I don't get it." +Oh no! One less self martyrizing douche bag in my life to text me empty platitudes and not take me seriously as a person! Whatever will I do?,You slut +"'Fake news' on social media influenced US election voters, experts say",We need to be more worried about the fake news and sensationalized news in the mainstream media. +Oh floridaman,"Fear not, Florida man was able to pull the open can of bud light from his center cup holder and heroically douse the flames before it was too late." +lolwut. I still see DH shitting on classes.,You can shit even with elemental on nubs. +"I just wiped my phone and installed hearthstone, but when I launch it it says I don't have enough free space on my device? I have over 16gb free...","check you have given it permissions, i had 20gb but when i started it up it said i didnt have enough space, and then asked for permissions to access storage, i did that and restarted it and it was fine" +Bot didnt Fill Phone # or CVC # and it was working just fine 5 min before drop. Pretty sure Supreme changed it last second .. Not to mention the unsurpassable amount of lag,i think that's what happened +You know it never used to give troops the level bonus?,"It used to in the beginning, then they removed it before they introduced the tournament rule set I think." +If that happens that will make smite Pay2win.,It's hard to win as Anubis in conquest +"Grizzlies(5-5) hold the current #1 team in the West, Clippers(10-1) to 46 points at the half. 61-46 One of the highest paid player in the NBA is perfect from the field with 4/4 3PM, 18 points 3 rebounds 3 assists in 19 mins. of playing time",are halftime posts a thing now... +"Oh god yes. You can get sued for so much if you sample without permission (and it ends up being a hit). Only examples I have are people who do it for profit, and sampling was legally ambiguous during the 80's-early '90s so mileage may vary for past cases.",You're right and I guess I should have known better because I remember what happened to The Verve. +"Believe me, it's much harder to have a rational discussion with people who believe that nothing exploded for no reason and made the universe, that we were once fish, and that there is no God.",You dropped this +Yes?,Stop +"quitting drinking is a giant mind game. It all started in the mind , it will end with the mind game you create . I chose to have power over the substance itself. It worked for me. Some call this will power. Who cares. It works for some.",this is good stuff +So if you equip a QQ bang you get no benefits at all from clothing? Or it can just add on top of them?,A QQ Bang treats it as if all your clothes had the stats of the QQ Bang instead of the stats the items have. +"Did anyone else see Nelson Agholor get absolutely CHEWED OUT by WR Coach Greg Lewis after his huge 3rd down drop? I was at the game on Sunday and made it a point to keep an eye on Agholor after the huge 3rd down drop. I wanted to see how his teammates would react to him on the sideline. Nelly had poor body language (shocking!) and proceeded to make his way towards the bench to sit down. WR Coach Greg Lewis went over to Nelson as soon as he began to sit down and it looked like he had a very heated and animated shouting discussion directed at Nelson. I couldn't tell if Nelson was shouting back, but Greg gave it to him for a good 15-20 seconds. After Lewis ended, Nelson went over to fill up water and plopped back down on the bench dejected. Was this shown on TV and/or did anyone else see this in the stadium?","He's a 1st round pick, so you don't argue with him." +"People think the KKK still has any power? The KKK are harmless morons. Here's a question, who do you think is worse, the KKK who just keep talking and dress up like ghosts or Saudi-Arabia who play a major role in every conflict in the middle east, don't even allow women to drive and a host of many other degrading human rights violations? - I personally think the Saudis are much worse and by extension Hillary who is partnered up with them.",Are you familiar with the term false equivalency? +M.NightShyamalan actually made a good movie again.,The only part i found shitty from the trailer was oh he can change the body chemistry with his thoughts but I still think it could be surprisingly good even though it's a January release (January is usually when all the shit films hit theaters). +AMD be like...,Someone missed the Intel logo on the motherboard. +Same with anti-bicycle,"Suggesting a cyclist should obey traffic laws, that's a paddlin" +What's the difference?,edgy as heck +"To be honest, I'm looking forward to more 60 fps games rather than 4k games. Unless the game is rendered in native 4k the games IMHO dont look good. Upscaling just makes the game look soft and blurry. So that is something that really isnt impressive to me. I bought a PS4 Pro because Im excited to get more 60 fps games in the future. I will take the smoothness of 60 fps than 4k upscaling any day of the week. I really hope devs aim for 60 fps at 1080p and 30 fps at 4k for those we enjoy that option.","As a modern gamer, I insist on all titles being AT LEAST 4k60fps (even on my NES mini) otherwise I will refrain from all microtransactions until Deej likes my Tweet or I get given that gun that that Ill person got." +Wonder if it has to do with those terrorist attacks...,Which all Muslims perpetrated +Is this a new Reddit trend of the OP posing a comment to his own post?,"I don't know, maybe, I was just too lazy to find the edit button again." +thanks mr skeltal,updoot for you too! +Just like my shopping cart.,This piece of wood I painted red is art. +"You mean, try your best to look and act the best you can but ignore what other people evaluated you as?",Yes +"At this point, we're just waiting on Conor vs Stipe/Cain.",If Ronda Rousey can beat Cain then I'm sure Conor can +New insights on the LSAT Made a breakthrough realization while studying today The LSAT fucking SUCKS and I HATE IT!!!,Retake retake retake.... +Who's the one wrestler you've always liked no matter what ? Mine's Rey Mysterio <3 I grew up watching him wrestle and he's my favourite wrestler of all time. Next is arguably Seth Rollins.,Kane. +This looks a lot like Nathan Drake.,You sound very confident in what the back of Nathan Drake's head and bare torso look like. +"Failed prophesies (1914, 1918, 1925, 1975, ~2000, Multiple changes to generation teaching, overlapping generations making no sense) Russel used pyramidiology Flip-Flops (u/PorkyFree) The immorality of shunning (especially relatives) The 607 date They say they aren't inspired",I see you just posted the abridged version to save the list running to multiple pages +"You just made me realize how much fun it could be to watch Luke Cage with Terry Crews. He'd be all into it the whole time, and we'd high five after awesome things happened, and he'd make muffins and they'd be *delicious.*",And he'd smell nice too. +I'm the guy that mails out these bumper stickers for everybody. For free. I have a stack sitting right next to me. Shoot me your address and I'll send you a couple. Anyone else also.,International? +It helps to be prepared for when history repeats itself :o Not sure if I'm being sarcastic or not :P,That's why I own a couple slaves in my basement +sucks he's been kinda awful this season,Send him back to Liverpool I say. +"What are the best units in FBS history? Best team and best player come up all the time, but what was the best offensive line? The best linebacker corps? The best running back stable? Etc.",2011 Clemson receiving core: Sammy Watkins DeAndre Hopkins Dwayne Allen Jaron Brown Martavis Bryant Adam Humphries Charone Peake All 7 of them are currently in the NFL. +My puss grabs back is problematic,if a trans woman grabs another woman by the pussy does it count as sexual assault? +Morning commute in Japan,i think nazis did the same thing with jews +Jimmy Fallon,"C'mon hes great, love that guy he's the best." +"I can see why people are upset, but I think that it was more than clear on the banner itself that ssb+ was not the case. I think it is pretty extraordinary to have read the tweet and then ignored all the clear indications made in-app that there were ordinary uniques in the pool. I dont think it was *impossible* to have read the tweet and ignored the app, but it would almost take willful ignorance to have reached the point of pulling on the banner and still be under a genuine belief it was ssb+. I think this is not really a fight worth having... but who knows?!",Get out of here with your sound logic and rational thinking! +Dios no existe.,Si dios no existe lo inventaremos. +Brandon Sanderson has finished the first draft of the third Stormlight novel. It's ungodly long and will be out November 2017!,and then i have to wait for it to come out on audible :( +What's the point of coming here and essentially pulling a names out of a hat?,Whats wrong with asking for other peoples opinion? +An Army of One: Baylor's Lone 2017 Commit Jalen Pitre Staying Loyal to Bears,"Not that I don't think he's capable of winning the starting spot (because I don't know anything about him, he's probably really good, and hes the only commit), but this guy better be starting and a team captain when he gets there!" +I CAME HERE FOR A HAND FOOT AND MOUTH DISEASE JOKE AND AM LEAVING UNSATISFIED,Dang thats something thats making news outside of Tallahassee? +"That was sarcasm. There's been a lot of people arguing for the EC because they believe, falsely, that it encourages more states are involved in the election, the parent comment was sarcastically mocking it. I know it's sometimes hard to detect on the internet, so I'm not trying to be an ass, just filling you in.",wasn't sure... usually sarcasm is marked with a +Read what Ambedkar wrote on why Brahmins started worshipping the cow and gave up eating beef,"But - He has no proof what soever, So I would call this all speculation and more likely work of fiction" +I am fully in that corner. This debate is brought up with every terrorist act. I hope that this film delves into the slippery-slope aspect of this style of holding suspects. It is a large issue in how future suspects are treated and my hope that it is not just presented as Yeah let's beat the shit out of anyone we suspect!,"Losing your Miranda rights out of lawful exception for public safety is *totally* comparable to eliciting a confession out of duress by beating someone, right?" +"What are your favorite little tanks? Tiers 2,3 and 4..",Luchs +me irl,I never would have expected to see Belfast on this sub +"Catholicism by percentage of population, by country, in Europe","What is it for Vatican City, I can't see it?" +It's kind of how it should work. Or they should just call it the best player award.,Or just call it player of the year +Idk i personally like tge trolden yogg videos. It is kinda the same feeling as pack openings. Will rng favor the player or his opponent kinda thing.,Problem is when it's a turnament with cash as a prize and players just get high-rolled from a winning position into certain loss. +'Tag der Deutschen Einheit' charms,Recruit M870 w/ Frags n Smokes ultimate attack strategy +Abraham Lincoln,Abraham Lincoln died before Reddit was invented. +"This is actually why when I play casually and I see a widow, doesn't matter how good they are, i switch to Winston or a flanker and focus them with spite until they switch.",Wait... you can switch off Widowmaker? +"If a toy from Toy Story died, the kids wouldn't know and the other toys would have to watch them play with the corpses.",Easily the most posted shower thought of all time. +"Thats because it was nothing more than this emotional manipulating tactic 8 years ago. Seriously, think about one outstanding positive thing Obama has done over all his 8 years (not the Nobel peace prize), something good he achieved that will be remembered...",Gay marriage? +"Lower FPS while connected main display with HDMI * Intel Core i5 2500K @ 3.30GHz * 8,00GB RAM * MSI Z68A-GD55 (G3) (MS-7681) * 2047MB NVIDIA GeForce GTX 750 Ti So this is a pretty annoying problem. Yesterday i plugged in my main display with HDMI instead of VGA mostly because when i use VGA there's this really weird static on the screen when playing games (i think it's the monitor that does that) So i booted up CS:GO first and i noticed that my FPS was really going up and down a lot which it have never done before. I play with a max FPS of 300 in CS:GO so i go way over the 60fps cap, usually it's around 120+ but now it was around 115 and went down to 90 a lot, it was noticeable. Now when playing Dota my FPS is going between 60-45 for some weird reason. There's no graphical change in any game or any resolution change either, it works flawless on VGA but as i said there's this weird static whenever i game and HDMI looks much clearer and more crisp. Anyone got any idea of what the reason may be? I have dual monitors aswell, but that shouldn't be a problem would it since it works fine on VGA?",Its probably related to your mmr +"You have $10,000,000 USD, but you can only buy things that start with the first letter of your name. What do you buy?",My name starts with E so I'd buy everything. +"It seems that the intention is that creatures that are born with multiple hands (who thus have the neural tools necessary to use them) can get more hands added to their attack iterations, but if they're not they can't. So a PC that isn't a Kasatha is SOL.",Eidolons can also make good use of multiweapon fighting +Lindor's swing is a work of art,Funny....I don't remember dropping acid... +Chargers over Chiefs.,Chargers pls +My Dark Tower tattoo is based on my imagining of Maturin. Bonus: the quote that broke my heart and made me a fan forever.,See the Turtle of enormous girth... +"Protests planned tonight? Just that. I imagine there will be some, but can anyone confirm whether any are organized for this evening?","As a guy who lives in Vantucky and works in Tigard, the nightly closing of I-5 has given me nothing but warm fuzzies for the protesters." +"1.11 World Reset Hey everybody, as you may know Minecraft 1.11 was just released today, So I am here to give you the most current news I have for you. Unfortunately due to our need for certain plugins to run our server, we will have to wait until Spigot for 1.11 is released. The release date for spigot is 11/19/16. However, since Alex and I both have awkward work schedules we will not be able to launch the server until **11/21/16**. However we will be having an event before we reset the server on Saturday at 10PM EST where we will be touring the current world and having some fun. Here is some extra information: 1.) Entity cramming will be turned **OFF** 2.) The world generation will be regular vanilla with slightly increased Iron spawns (Not as much as current world) 3.) World Spawn will be in a Jungle 4.) Iron farms will still be banned 5.) Graylist --- So to sum it up 11/20/16 will be the launch of Season 5 (Time: TBA), 11/19/16 will be the Final exploration of the 1.9/1.10 world. --- Can't wait to play some Minecraft with you guys! -g",**White**list only MAGA +Except anvil online was supposedly ended or something like that? Where'd you hear this from?,Directly from the devs in the IRC. +Let's Play - Driver: San Fransisco with Game Attack,This was a better challenge than anything we've seen in the past few Versus episodes. +i thought children were the children of this world,Then what are the little dogs? +"Surprise motherfuckers! Go green, VAPE NATIONNN!",Papa bless Alaskan Airlines +"Where is this? In the campaign? Without spoiling for others, which act?","I don't really know which act, [It's the part where you are exploring the Ark facility, where you can jump between the past and the present on demand, and finding Anderson's logs, near the end of the mission there is a laptop on the ground near a corpse that triggers the audio log]" +"No, it's because you are looking for excuses. Play with out excuses, play with freedom. Play to enjoy yourself, to learn new things and to be a better player. Good luck.",Basically it's okay to lose(especially as a low rank) as long as you learn something from it. +So what policies were you basing your vote on? Because these two things seem to be about as opposite as you can get.,"The policy of not being Hillary, most likely." +Let's take a wild stab in the dark shall we,Is what the chair did +"That just annoys me. What I take from this is that most of the time they're selling a $2.50 umbrella for double the price. I would certainly never buy it when it's sunny out because of this, so I would probably never end up in the scenario to actually purchase this at all.",Wait till you find out what that $1000 couch *actually* costs them! +In honor of the latest DLC,Franz's face gets me every time SUMMON THE ELECTOR COUNTS +But shouldn't a PED violation garner a heavier punishment?,"No, because everyone knows all drugs are bad." +It was super classy when he celebrated Condits injury as if he just knocked him out.,"I guess the Chris isn't classy either, right?" +But you all still lost...,The tears are strong with you +I deserve this :'),Yes much impressive +The article said 'few'. The bear that attacked him appeared to be relatively healthy. What was it eating?,"People, apparently." +bullshit. proof!,"I cant link anything at the moment because I'm at work, but youtube Tom Cruise driving Red Bulls F1 car, and It's in that same video." +"If they're not a hardcore gamer, getting them started with KHUX is easiest.","KHUX may be easier, but I don't think the story would hold anyone's interest without any other knowledge of the series." +gate open,"fixing internet the guy before me can go, ill be there in a sec" +"I have an XK (same platform) and was able to clear a 245/70R17 stock with rubbing at full lock. You can check the Jeep forums for the absolute largest size, but you'll absolutely be able to clear a 245/65R17, which the KO2s are available in. Additionally, I saw you mentioned the RC lift. With that lift, you'll be able to clear a 265/70R17 with minor rubbing. Most local tire shops will let you drive away with a little rubbing.",Hey man I really appreciate that thanks so much for the input! +I like Battleships.,"Mmhhm that arpeggio Kongou, me likey <3" +"Which was more difficult? Babylon or Camelot? Personally I found Camelot much more challenging than Babylon. All those Knight gimmick battles really threw me for a loop. Not as much of that this time beyond stuff like grail mud and earthquakes, and the supports were so godly they carried me through the end. Though I did lose Gilgamesh at the final battle. Can't believe Medb and Chariot My Love actually finished off Tiamat...","Havent finished babylon yet, chp 13 i think, I can say Camelot was harder, Babylon is just tedious af with annoying gimmicks." +That's an odd pair. That 4300 is holding that 970 WAYYYYY back.,"yep, would have upgraded a while back, but any meaningful upgrade to my cpu means i'd have to grab a new motherboard and grabbing a new motherboard means i'd have to upgrade my RAM as well, I just haven't really been in a position where i can spend the money i want to on my pc." +You do realize the founding fathers explicitly made the office have no qualifications right?,You do realize that Trump is the very embodiment of why we can amend the constitution? +Everytime litecoin has participated with large jumps it tended to foreshadow the end of a particular move.,"Litecoin isn't the saddest, you are forgetting about mEthereum" +Nice! I took a picture of my stock yesterday. I may show it off at some point...can I add a picture to this thread? I'm a Reddit newbie.,Use imgur +"Friend thinks hes a smartest in the school, Roast him!",Why roast him when genetics already did? +"This Beckham guy is pretty good, maybe the Bengals should start putting more than zero defenders on him.",but our zone is holding up so well +"As a Jays fan I hate to say it but it is a bit of karma. It really sucks, I think this is a comparable loss to Cecil last year. I'm getting really tired of John Gibbons antics this year (I realize in this case it may have been Happ on his own) I really respect teams that win with class.",It's a stretch to blame gibbons +Police: Clown sightings in Winston-Salem were fabricated,Bullshit... this is what the Clown wants us to believe! +"He's had a few misplays but both of the guys are young. It's growing pains, but I hope we can score more than let in (aka win)",tactful way to put it +"Gun to your head, you have to pick one place in the Toledo region for breakfast, which do you pick?",Black kite +"GAME THREAD: San Antonio Spurs (12-3) @ Boston Celtics (9-6) - (Nov. 25, 2016) Game Thread generator doesn't seem to be working",hehehe +Was 9/11 an inside job?,Well it's not like the terrorists were outside taking a walk with grade A plutonium. +I'd have to imagine their would be some serious ergonomic issues with holding yours arms out in front of you all the time,I'm having some serious ergonomic issues holding my iPad while replying to you. +"Thanks, I have never even heard of that film, besides the meme.","It's pretty good, I would recommend it." +Alan Tudyk Wants To Join The Guardians of the Galaxy,I think he would make a good Bug who was in one of the original scripts for GotG. +EVERY year. When will people learn ?!,The sentence should have been higher. +New to Final Fantasy What world building media should I watch to understand the game and story better? I just think it look's awesome but don't really understand it.,"Maybe watch FFXV Brotherhood and Kingsglaive if you can All FF stories are self contained, so no need to play earlier ones." +Party like its 2001. Start saving more each paycheck.,I guess in a way I could pretend I'm getting a raise? +How about not being racist? I still can't believe I got a you're racist against white people. that wasn't sarcastic.,This is why MTV made that video about white guys. +"Let's make sure when everything goes to shit, everyone is reminded that it was MI, PA, and WI to blame (FL, not sure why, but I'm giving you a pass this year). Sometimes I wonder, do people actually like being in swing states?",Almost half the population of those states voted against Trump. +Lol gg got 3 MSL gf and 1 IRL gf. Grats you win at virtual and real life this week!,"Don't know why, but I see three of the exact same comment from you lol might want to delete the duplicates." +"I can understand - even empathise - with Breitbart readers who have no love of the mainstream media, so that's definitely a good point. As mentioned elsewhere, it's the for profit nature (when compared maybe with the likes of the bbc) and the fact that it's unestablished and thus easier to castigate that causes me to be a bit reticent. If nobody ducks their head out of their own echo chamber for a bit to hear what the other guy is saying, then that's what it leads to I guess.",what's wrong with making money? +"Dr Who gatekeeping, now with extra jpg","Amateur-level gatekeeping, doesn't mention the classic series." +Boneless bananas,And premium ones too! +necrotalk down? Anyone know what happened to necrotalk?,It's dead. +"I'm not trying to use the GameCube controller, I'm trying to use the keyboard. I just so happen to have a gamecube adapter installed and it has broken the keyboard controls on skullgirls. My bad for not describing the problem correctly.","Oh, i think i knew someone who had that issue and you probably have to uninstall those gamecube drivers, they fuck with everything" +Where do you live?,"This is the case in Dallas, Texas" +"So his kids are running his business, and he wants them to have access to all the top secret information he gets? Wth. When have kids ever been given this kind of power?","Don't worry guys, a vote for Trump was a vote against Political Dynasties so this is perfectly fine." +"I miss when fusion was an awakening in DB games. When you're playing as a character, you hit your awakening and then your fusion partner drops from the sky or you throw him an ear ring and you fuse.","We didnt even get hair spiking up when we go super saiyan lol, asking for mid fight fusion is far beyond the capabilities of our current tech" +...but nobody was playing Sombra...,Nobody playing Sombra in a PTR game? +"Let me know if that works... Because otherwise I have to say that it is the stupidest thing that I've read tonight, which is actually kind of impressive considering. I think that guy just got you to slather your boots in peanut butter lol.",I was hoping I wouldn't need to include +Frost hiding from sun,Looks almost like a print that's been printed off-register. +Looks like they broke the plate it was such a hard shove. That's got to hurt.,they broke her nose too +"Boo, not cool!",Show me what you got! +Such Journalist should be jailed for life and such media houses should be penalized so heavily that they go bankrupt as happened with the Rolling stone Magazine that had spread UVA Fake rape story to ruin life of an innocent person. Now that magazine is about to go bankrupt due to legal penalties imposed on them for such grave negligence of ethics.,Gawker met with same fate when they exposed sexuality of some billionaire +His link to purchase the puzzle doesnt work :(,So make your own. +Cristiano Ronaldo's uncalled handball against Dortmund,The hand of El Komander +"He said he'd take any role, even that of an extra like a painting :)",He would've made a pretty good Sir Cadogan. +What is the appeal of polaroids?,It's like Instagram.... But in real life +Cobalt disco's or 8 keys for pink spiralis?,"Deal for keys, add me" +This is really cool!,"I'm impressed that ten years later, not only is the link still working, they have a great mobile site to show the same content." +The Return Of Fariko?,I guess it's confirmed optic aren't going +If you see my post history you'll know I'm a huge Apple fan. Been an iPhone user since the 3G. No fanboyism here just trying to educate the people on this sub who blindly believe everything apple feeds them.,So where's the proof? +A. King scores vs Manchester City (2-0),2 assists for slimani already +Kinda like you never go camping with anyone that can run faster than you?,Never go camping without someone slower than you. +P-ooh-tay-toh Pooh-tah-toh Amazing that drunk ass me read the same word twice with different pronunciation in my head.,Who says pootato? +The restriction is pointless and only serves to milk extra game time from you,"How dare they try to make a profit, for shame!" +The AT Rifle..,Man Battlefield is so realistic. +Jack Roush being rescued from his jet that he crashed moments beforehand.,rescued +Golf,How to play golf: 1- Pick up club 2- Start cussing +"And Trump wasn't? Trump is even further from what Bernie defends. If Hillary is the moon to Bernie's earth, Trump is like uranus.",Shitty? +PSVR RRP Australia,FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE AUSTRALIAN DOLLARS +1. Yes 2. No 3. [The Zygarde Cube can be used to teach Zygarde some different moves til Core Enforcer](#spoiler) 4. I have heard that it no longer works but i have no source 5. I have not seen anything but there are a lot of options 6. [Kanto. I don't think we know the city](#spoiler),[Can Zyguarde 10%/50% use Core Enforcer or is it like Hoopa's Hyperspace Fury where only its True Form can use it?] +We have very different definitions of realistic.,"Oh yeah, hitting someone 5-7 times with a machine gun and having them still run away is super realistic." +"Dutch law article 139. I gave Germany as an example, because it was easier for me to find the appropriate German law.",Article 139 of the Dutch Constitution deals with the ratification of amendments by the King... +it happened to your friend =/= it is common throughout the country,Yeah I totally believe everyone in america are great human beings and no one is ever getting harassed on campus anymore. +I think they are custom builds. Ive never seen these before.,That's a Patriot Jet (6331) right on top. +Mike Pence is coming for your birth control.,I'm hearing that his goon squads are making their way to your affluent neighborhoods to literally cut the IUD out with a rusty knife. +"Transgender woman chased and attacked with hatchet at city park in Charlotte, NC.","I'm sure it was a Russian white supremacist, Donald Trump supporter!" +when all the white people invaded,Praise the lord and pass the ammunition! +"Wallonia is half of Belgium, French Guiana is just a giant space centre.",I always thought Wallonie was just a giant wine center. +"A vitamin c serum would probably be the best. Drunk elephant is typically the best. Klairs has a more mild one. Also ost 21.5 has one too. Just go to Amazon and type in those names with vitamin c. You also might want to go to Sephora and ask for some samples because they can be expensive, just ask about a vitamin c serum. Make sure to patch test and use sunscreen, the sunscreen from cerave at the drugstore is good. If you want me to link you I can, I'm just being lazy right now.",Thank you +"Who cares? Votes only matter in a few stares, and Oregon is not one of them.",Every other person running for positions needed votes and for the big focus on Hilary won the popular vote would be more influential the larger the gap is. +"Record global temperatures in 2015 & 2016 are causing a humanitarian crisis that is more than double that of conflict as a cause of displacement & migration. Heatwaves, flood, drought & fires are all contributing to the declining food & water security affecting over 60 million people worldwide.","Hey, let's put the Executive Producer of the Apprentice in our highest governmental office to help with this, he seems to have the credentials and temperament that we need!" +Ian Eagle should be on the Nets Mt. Rushmore,A great honor +the prevailing logic on r/fantasyfootball,"To be fair, if you take away all his runs over 3.6 yards, he's really no better than Trent Richardson." +I have no life,"Haha, don't we all" +"Did I screw this up, could she think I'm a predator? We were in class this afternoon and I kind of put my hand on her lap for a few seconds. I don't know what happened, it was a sort impulse. This has happened before with another girl years ago, and it was down to me really liking her.",AKA dropping mitts on that pussy +"Not a single intelligent, knowledgeable person supported Sanders. He is an idiotic ideologue whose entire platform is built off of lies and idiocy. He has zero understanding of the economy, international trade, free speech, ect.","I'd say Robert Reich probably knows what he is talking about, he supported Bernie." +"If pirates go away, don and his family will destroy the meta but pirates are too fast for them and they are better aggro right now","Not really, maybe against mid range, but control decks would still beat the hell out of them, especially Reno decks with their high number of removal" +"Yeah, that's like 20% of america, a fairly big area",20% of america would't constitute most of the english speaking world +Yeah. Gets +2/+2 stats but lose health. *and* mage spells are a whole lot better.,Yeah who cares about having to build your deck with no duplicates. +"Google announces RAISR, a method of upscaling images with machine learning",Wow they really picked a good test image +too grown for that meaning you have nothing to read me for. Have fun trying (and failing) to carve a lifelong career out of a show that picked you to be a forgettable filler queen.,"Gee, I wonder why there aren't many queens who come onto Reddit to say hi, we're so encouraging and not at all like the trolls on Facebook or insta" +"If Schumer and Dunham moves to Miami there will be two more dolphins, but not good ones.",oi don't insult dolphins +Upgraded from 550TI to 1050TI so I can now display 500 more grafics right?,It actually means it has 500 more CUDA cores +Aztec burial of a sacrificed child,"Wow, reaction post went straight to 11." +When Bendystraw Cabbagepatch sees his name spelled wrong,Brittlebum Candysmash +Modders are going too far...,Crackdown 3 sure is looking good +"Kings Blog Highlights Lol Derek Fisher chants when Barnes came in the game Lawson does a great job of setting up at least two blocks against himself each game. Who are all these unknowns killing us :( Knicks came back after down by 27 at Arco 2 years ago and would've won if it wasn't for this (videoclip). Don't give up hope just yet How the fuck was that not a foul on Porzingis. WOw, can't defend that drive by Melo. Amazing Derek Fisher lol Don't be fooled. The Knicks blow these leads on purpose. FOR THE FANS!",That last one almost sounds believable +"No one is immune. Big Show, Kane, Albert, Brodus, the list goes on. Y2J could probably tell you all about it.","Kane somehow manages to remain pretty strong, even through the comedy bits" +Meanwhile in CoH 2 my IS-2 with 122mm can't penetrate Panthers from the front.,Did it have the vet two bullshit? +Can't buy me loooooooooove everybody tells me so,"Can't buy me looooove uh-no no no, *noooo*" +Around 4 hours. That's dedication,"4 hours if you head south, but this dude is taking some kind of weird northern route" +"Home bar I built that seats 8 people hand built out of oak, sweat and way too many trips to Home Depot. By home bar I mean a legit, 2 beers on tap, full liquor cabinet European pub style bar with brass tap tower, black pipe foot rail, all made with really no idea what I was doing.",but is it up to code? +TWC becomes Charter Spectrum in Lincoln,"Can't fool me, I'm still getting Allo when it reaches my area this upcoming spring!" +It's definitely annoying as hell. The shower is the worst. I try warming them up but it doesn't work that well & honestly I don't have the time to slowly warm them up for 10+ mins every day.,"The best thing I've found is using a heating pad when I get home from super-cold-feet land, and sometimes at night if my feet are getting cold, I'll just put them on the heating pad while I'm reading or whatever." diff --git a/chunk87.csv b/chunk87.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..7d6b87f6e2cb104c2702860af939634acf27e0d7 --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk87.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1667 @@ +Input,Output +"Holy fuck, you do need that nicotine and throat hit, don't you.","Well that's when I'm not feeling good, I usually do 30mg" +"Calgary police say officer locked woman in car, broke into her home and fraudulently accessed her info",Did he get her number? +"Giuliani took money from Qatar, Venezuela, Iranian exiles",Well...they ARE outsiders...right? +What store do you work at?,"Currently at one of the bigger chain stores, I've worked at FYE, Five Below and Kmart though and that rule was pretty universal between all of them." +Kentucky and West Virginia must be huge fans of Charlie Brown.,I'm now going to refer to this region as the Beagle Belt. +From my spectating it seems in 1.5k everyone just plays their own game. In 4k people start to realize it's a team-game so they just start blaming others for their lackluster performance.,In 1.5k everyone plays their own game but blames others when their game fails. +ICP aint black,"ohh they don't count man, they're not *real* white people." +"The pixel photo search ability is pretty sweet too. You can search your photos for things like, cat and every picture you have taken or saved with a cat pops up. It recognizes people, places, colors, everything. The more obscure searches are pretty funny... just don't search spider...","Oh no, is this the turning point to call features pixel instead of galaxy ?" +"What is something you do that you're 99% other people do too, but have never confirmed?","Never witnessed someone else masturbating, but I'm sure they do..." +The only difference between Baylor resources and SMU is conference. There are some very deep pockets at SMU willing to shell out whatever it takes to keep him,"Well, conference *is* kind of important." +"Came for the Thermite glitch, stayed for the lol's",That's what I was expecting to see too. +"No, this is akin to the current presidential debates of facts (obvious evidence of guilt) vs lies (innocent conspiracy theories).","The DOJ and FBI have decided to keep going with junk science, so you've got that going for you..." +"Not denied during a proposal but 99% sure she realized I was going to propose and bailed before I had the chance. Eight years and change together, everything seemed totally fine, we talked about a future together plenty of times, engagement rings, jobs, housing, kids, etc. The job and housing parts were going forward and she had shown me rings and talked weddings plenty so it felt like it was time to finally do that. Bought a ring, tried planning some neat trips to take her on for an awesome proposal, they kept not happening, finally decided I was just going to do it around New Years, but right before that she bailed. Timing was just so perfect for her not to have figured it out. Never really got an explanation, just the general, I love you but I'm not in love with you. One of those kinda generic statements that you hate to get, especially after so long, but at the same time I'm sure there was plenty of legitimacy to it. We met when we were young and we grew into different people. People change a lot between the mid teens and mid twenties. We tried to maintain a friendship for a while after that but it was super hard for me because I was still totally into her. I had to basically drop off the map entirely for a year or so because we shared the same social circle and I just got so incredibly uncomfortable around her. No hard feelings I guess at the end of the day, it sucked, but it wasn't like something awful happened between us. Eventually we just stopped talking. She drifted to a new social group, I got back in mine, life goes on. Definitely not where I expected to be at this point in my life though. Not anywhere near as exciting/interesting as some other stories.",I think life spared you some sour times by letting you off the hook instead of becoming a divorced man and watching her taking half of your goods. +"I 100% agree. I've done crazy stuff. I've joined the army. Now I just want to work, make dinner for my wife, play video games, watch tv and sleep.",Don't forget to fuck your wife too +A lot of them are anarchists. Anarchists don't vote.,"if they were anarchists, why would they protest a president that want less government control?" +I knew someone that would always add extra s'es at the end of words. Barnes and Nobles Kings Dominions Sixes Flags It annoyed the hell out of me.,"I hate when people say KMart's like it got an s apostrophe on it, dog" +Best place to buy Chargers tickets? I wanted to go to the Chargers game this upcoming week and was wondering what's the best way to buy tickets? I've never been and have never bought tickets so I don't really know what to do. Should I go traditional like stubhub way or is there a better alternative?,"Check Craigslist, and pay with paypal." +"That sounds like a problem on your end, I don't think it's something the game should have to accomodate.","Yeah, he's holding it wrong!" +GrubHub Loses Millions After CEO Demands Trump Voters Resign,Tolerance +"While I do agree that people need to close there legs if they don't want a child. Or use a condom. Or just have the guy pull his dick out of you before he nuts. That's not how all pregnancy work, lots of women get taken advantage of when they are drunk, some women are just raped. Women should have whatever rights they want for their bodies...............It's theirs.",Shocking amount of people have never heard of pre-cum. +"I already have Tropico 5 with all DLC, is this worth it?",At this price why the hell not +endless elixer may the most powerful mobile device win,Mad apm skills required +so i joined a new guild..,Thats 1960 bananas more than what i have +"Me too. It was so embarrassing. I literally speedboosted to her ult, stopped, booped the 4 people in there, got a quad kill (I'm guessing our D.Va was the one who actually killed them?), and booped someone off the map right after. I mean...I did get one solo kill legitimately, but the quad kill was garbage.",I'm talking 100% left click on Lucio. +He's been real defensive since the loss.,Thats weird the Packers werent very defensive during the game. +"After a bit of lag, I clearly saw this Diglett poof away. When it then appeared in my box, his identity became clear.","Dude, charge your phone." +We need details on what you are running on it...,55 watts 0.411 ohms +"Alternatively to 7zip, try PeaZip! I use 7zip on my Windows drive and PeaZip on my Linux drive (it's on Windows too) and they're both pretty killer. Used to use WinRAR but the WinRAR is not free software popups got aggressive/annoying and I wanted dat glorious FOSS software",On Linux I just use the archive manager that comes with gnome. +"Advertising for a new car show, The Grand Tour",Stop men dying too young - bus in the background. +He didn't talk about how tight the shooting mechanics were.,"You Americans... It's a theme park game, not a school simulation!" +Pretty sure you could just write: Rubi Mexico And it would get there.,You seriously overestimate our postal system. +Why do some people assume it's easy to move to Canada? It's a country with borders and immigration policies. Not exactly a free for all.,"Right, it's not the US." +Jared Leto literally was a joke in Suicide Squad.,A class act! +Reductress is a very funny website.,the tone of this comment is so hard to figure out +Someone could try making a texture pack for it.,Like how they skinned chests for Christmas years ago? +How is Demichellis is still called up for Arg ahead of Musacchio...,"He has blackmail on the AFA, similar to how he had blackmail on Man City and Pellegrini" +I hope there's no disinfectant in the lager,Ya no logo in the foam mate. +"Right, in actually existing socialism they go to gulags.","As communists, we obviously want to just turn everyone into wage earners!" +Right click options for GE quantity buttons,"thought this was a TIL, it seemed so natural to already exist fuck this would be so cool to have" +"SO WHO IS PUMPED FOR THE NEW HEARTHSTONE EXPANSION If you read my previous post, you will know this is utter sarcasm. I wonder how many people will downvote this before opening it. I feel like Blizzard is on a slope of too little too late at this point, and I just wanted to take a moment to reiterate how much I appreciate this game, its developers, and its community. If we can remain this way, Shadowverse will easily take control of online CCGs within the next year. If you have friends who play HS, invite them to play and explain how much free content is awarded to new players. If there is one thing that draws new players, it's incentive. They will find the fun as they play more and more! Much love, Shadowverse Sub xx","Ya I'm so pumped for the rng shitstorm and blizz pushing great deck archetypes like burgle rogue, beast druid, dragon priest, and discard warlock." +Galuf Solos Everything: Colosseum Omega Edition,good ol' Xinde lol +He is the prime example that being very educated and skilled at something does not make him educated at everything. He is a brilliant neurosurgeon who believes the pyramids were nothing but grain silos and evolution is a lie. Teaches you to never judge a book by its cover.,"While we're on the topic of books, make sure to buy his!" +Paul Ryan Suddenly Doesn't Want To Stand Up To Donald Trump.,shocking... +"Seems like they were already engaged, but decided to get married early incase they lose the right to marry.",Hurr durr Trump will kill the gays +"Blackout restictions still apply, unfortunately..",Even up here in New York? +Well I think the people who drive them like maniacs. Might not be applicable in all countries though. I think there was a study that the worst drivers drive a BMW.,"I just don't think manly is the word haha, I think they're more of a show of status since they're luxury cars" +Literally every time I say the word sad nowadays I picture the way Trump tweets it in my mind's eye,Every time I read the word wrong I picture him at the debates. +The 8-Minute Mile Standard (A case for focusing on speed over distance),wow good thing I stopped running :/ +"Love Hurts, Save Yourself from the Pain",Future Honoka really let herself go +Obama: Congress stopped me from helping Trump supporters,Why aren't people more aware that they are electing congressmen that will represent the party line they belong to and not the interest of their region? +<-------How Many Wicks Could a John Wick John if a John Wick Could Wick John?,I heard Keanu took a pay cut on John Wick so they could use a real dog instead of one of those toy robotic dogs that were popular 15 years ago. +Miss Philippines just trying to start a nice conversation with Miss Austria.,Ahk-vahd! +"That sticker is on hundreds of cars in the area, anyone could have posted it first :P could be a completely different car","No, that's the ***only*** car with the sticker!" +IAMA hospice chaplain and a vet. Last Wednesday one of WW2 veteran peeps said he voted MAGA as one last duty to his country. Tonight I draped a flag across his body and rendered honors.,reeeeeeee why do old people get to vote +I was greeted by a broad Lancashire station flight controller yesterday. Called me love and everything. It was like Dinner Ladies in Space.,"Ooooh, I'd love a Nottinghamshire flight controller - Slow down me duck." +"WhyNotBoth.jpg? Ellsworth runs in, hits No Chin Music on Braun, huge pop as he celebrates, then after a second or two Braun gets up, angry as all hell, and *kills* Ellsworth with the reverse chokeslam.",Whynitzoidberg.jpg Deadly serious. +9 keys for slipstream?,I'll do 10. +"First off, i dont think the mans gay. But, Other than an obvious level of hypocrisy if this turned out to be true, Why are Liberals running with story as if its a negative? Shouldnt the idea of a gay VP be exciting to them?",Not if he is a hypocrite +Malfoy looks ok here but on the Flash he looks like shit. He looks like he's been boozing nonstop or something.,"Well if he stops cold turkey, he's afraid cumulative hangover could kill him." +"I just joined mid game on Suez. Overhead map was completely dark, and everything except the hud and reticle was black when I spawned. Immediately killed. On Xbox One by the way.","I'll pass that along to QA, DICE - you taking fucking notes?" +This pitch is extremely bright. It's like neon green.,GMO grass +Japanese kamikaze crash / Funny cliff jumping,Cliff jumping +"So u are just complaining about the system matchmaking u against ppl of ur mmr, or complaining cause u didn't clapp some kidos in gold?",because he got gold for being plat? +So... what exactly is this All Attribute Pack that they mentioned?,It is going to be all the different elements in one pack....... which seems... contradictory to the purpose of elemental packs lol... though it will contain a LND scroll too. +Arguably could have ended up doing that anyway if his career did go to shit by walking out on SNL,"I don't think so, podcasts weren't around in 1999." +"Definitely not all of them either. A lot of people I know voted for Trump only because they felt he was the lesser of two evils, not because they agreed with him. A lot of former Berniers voting for him as a vote against Hillary and the DNC. People are sick of the same shit, and when there is no left choice, people go right.",Clearly we will weigh everyone's heart against dialectical materialism on the scales of justice before gulag. +"u want people to get even more salty? No don't buff terry, he's already broken as hell in colosseum...","it's not like Juno's buff did much, they could do the same for Terry" +"How do I get my mum to start being healthier? My mum is a breast cancer survivor who still smokes a pack a day. She does very little exercise and has a fridge so full of donuts she can't fit any vegetables in (trust me, I've tried). I'm 23 years old and living with her again during my last year of uni as I couldn't find a job due to my own health reasons. Im here for the next year or so watching her treat herself so badly. She smokes inside, which aggravates my asthma and makes all my clothes smell so bad, and even if I do my own food shopping there's nowhere to put anything because it's full of junk. I'm very aware I'm super lucky to have my mums house as a place to stay while I'm studying, and that she's an adult who can make her own decisions. So I'm not interested in rocking the boat even a little bit, but I'm obviously very interested in reducing the chances of her breast cancer coming back, with the selfish addition of possibly making the next year not so bad of a living situation. Has anyone found a kind, gentle but successful way of getting their parents to live just a bit healthier?","i cannot help you with your mom, but if you put a fan blowing in to your room from outside (assuming temperature is ok), you will at least avoid getting smoke in your room." +Stranger-zoned,Ugh that first panel... Assuming things... Typical nice guy +Which book?,the stand. +Hopefully Osorio realizes how his rotaciones stifle any sort of chemistry or momentum within a squad. Ah who am I kidding.,"At least for this game it was kind of justified, Guardado and Vela were injured, and Salcedo got a red." +McCain to Trump: Don't You Dare Make Peace with Russia!,I thought Hillary already hit the reset button and we were all good... +"rescue pitbull got a cat, loves her",Look at this vicious animal tasting her meal before eating it! +"Hi r/ph, ano gamit niyong app para mag reddit? Thanks",Sync +"Why isn't there a Legion Invasion world quest? So right now the Legion expansion is sort of lacking in Legion activity. I'm really curious as to why there aren't any world quests that have an area being invaded by Legion armies, sort of like the ones before the expansion came out. I feel like those two concepts would go really well together and it would actually make us feel like the Legion is doing something.","I know this isn't what you were talking about, but a legion invasion to level alts as a weekly or weekend event would be pretty dope too." +13625 ## **#BlameKCX**,13626 Blame yourself for not being vigilant enough lol +Mihai is hard to pronounce for non romanian people,it really isnt +That argument makes sense until you realize that she got more votes. NO BUT THEY WERE THE WRONG KIND OF PEOPLE THEY DON'T COUNT,Look we care about what Pennsylvanians say more than what we care about Californians say +"This is a GameStop offer. One they've probably run more than once in the past with a few games. Activision have already been paid for any copies of the game that the retailer might shift, so I'm not sure how you'd come to the conclusion that Activision are desperate for players from this promotion, Well, I do know how, but that's too easy.",B-b-but muh cod hate! +They earned every bit of that win but this sucks. We better be making some major changes.,I personally believe you guys should keep things how they are and give Helfrich a change for at least another year or two or ten. +"I'm sure they exist, but I've never known any public school that has a pool.",My public high school has a pool and it ranks in the middle in the school system. +Why can't our offence produce more?,Because we don't cycle for shit and rely on our centres too much to force the play. +How many hours of your time have you volunteered at a homeless shelter?,The answer is 0. +"What two brands would you like to see collaborate? As stated, what two brands would you like to see collaborate? Are there any past collaborations that you really liked?",Anti social social club x gildan Or off white x Pyrex +Missed an opportunity to give an unwitting american Uzi Hitman lyrics.,Hehe +"Yeah the 1050 Ti is good for 1080p gaming. You can find really small versions of the card too, so it'll fit anywhere","Thanks, is there any other options?" +"Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin agree to meet, usher in new era of 'constructive cooperation,' says Kremlin - The Trump-Putin waltz enters new stage as they agree current relationship 'unsatisfactory'",Inviting Ukraine and Russia into NATO would repair bridges. +"They dont really use it for much anymore. They don't fire rockets from it anymore, and even when they did it was at night.",That's probably exactly what they want us to think +Larry Nance Jr puts Brook Lopez on a POSTER,I love NY fans. +"Hey Americano just like me...Gene Parmesan, how're you doing?","I got some bad news .... Gene Parmesan, how you doin'?" +MOTHER lost her mind in public,Meth. +"I really hope ACH fucks off instead of whining he gets to work the #2 US company who got him a job with #2 company in the *world*. I'm seeing a ROH show in a couple weeks and pretty much he's the biggest heel in the company to me, from an X-Pac type heat regard.","ROH isn't the number 2 company in America lol, it's not 2014" +What perfectly true story of yours sounds like an outrageous lie?,A snow leopard tried to stalk me and lung at me. +you can really tell that your a lewis fan,*you're +What will NEVER happen?,Donald Trump becoming the presi... Oh shit +"Can confirm, this guy posted it first.^2","Can confirm, this guy posted it first.^3" +My first sofa I've done!,"Looks like an IKEA ad, bravo!" +"Who here is a member of a real life political party? If so, who and why? If not, why not?",Labour because they fit my ideology best and aren't the nasty Tories or spineless Lib Dems :) +"Take a deep breath. Calm down, everything will be ok.",But make sure you aren't burning keaton when your breathing deep... +Too bad Savitar also looked like shit,You dropped this +"i always loved how the crucible maps are really just a big FU to the baddies we took them from. Like we took your firebase, shrine,spaceship,whatever and instead of using it tactically we use it to fuck around.",It truly is the good old Shaxxaroo +Amazing collection of photos from the war,"these must be fake, I haven't seen a single soldier in knight armor running around with a machine gun in his hands or storm troops with SMG's, all I see are bolt action rifles and stationary machine guns" +No *(shitty automod lost it)*,Vote +"Cosplay Dance Party with HipHop Trooper, Lady Deadpool (@bgirlmislee), & Spider-Man WonderCon 2016",Spiderman and HH Trooper got fuckin *served* +This doesn't look like anything to me,"Sweet reference, bro!" +"Penalties favour the one taking first Next time you're in a penalty shootout, take notice of how the first person that takes the penalty always has an advantage of 1 penalty. Once you get to 3 goals each, and the second taker misses, the first taker can win the match even though the second taker can stay in the game. Just finished a shootout on draft and lost 10-9, the moment the we reached sudden death, all he had to do was save one of my penalties, even though we had both scored all of ours so far, so it's 9-9 he scores his pen, 10-9, and then all he has to do is save my penalty and he's won while even though we've scored the same amount of penalties at 9-9, I have to save his penalty, then score again while all he has to do is save my penalty. Meaning the one taking the first pen has an advantage. This is very unfair in my opinion since it can cause unfair losses in fut champs, since one person has an unfair advantage over the other.",golden goal also favors the one scoring first.... +Niantic need to address the dodge bug urgently,Not to mention the login issues people have been experiencing. +"Are you serious? The dude already had a decent fadeaway jumpshot, has great post moves, and was also a decent facilitator from the post. Teams are seriously not only gonna have to hedge out on him to the 3-pt line since he's a legitimate threat there now, but also deal with THAT bullshit? Damn it Marc.",This going to be future of the league... big guys that can do everything +"Red makes it go faster, right?",It will especially go faster when your EVGA GPU starts making red flames. +Opel driver turns blindly across traffic,The Opel lost his license +CRISPR Gene-Editing Tested In a Person for the First Time - The move by Chinese scientists could spark a biomedical duel between China and the United States,Would you kindly take that plasmid. +The matter is that a lot of women get intimidated by competition/tournaments dominated by men. In addition a lot of women do not do chess to the same degree as men (quantity and passion) So to be more open to women they have women only tournaments.,"Garry Kasparov, so intimidating." +"If you could have one MINOR superpower, what would it be?",Ability to plug in a USB right every time +"And there you have it folks, the reason I voted trump.",Great reason. +Everyone ready for some pre match cringe? Here is the Birmingham Mails take on the Newcastle Villa Rivalry,Wow +7 hours? Lol easy mode up in here,"Your'e right, I should have asked them hey I know we're done and ready to close but could we keep this guy open a bit longer so I can impress people on the internet?" +How do you know what you'll need to know?,The wisdom of being an M1. +"Mi, a name I call myself","Fah, a long long way to run" +"Yes, he was pretty much the center of attention in those late episode of Season 1 when he was kidnapped/found out about his destiny and then he also saved the day.",I forgot how Rogue Air was an episode centered around Eddie +Is that the lady who plays Gilly from GoT?,"Hannah Murray, yes!" +and may you learn better coping skills to deal with your small problems and not make a mountain out of a mole hill.,Alright buddy +mirror?,"Mirror, on the wall" +Ondata di post sulla macchina del fango in 3...2...1...,pensa se ci fosse stato scritto: La procura indaga sulla cyber propaganda pro PANDORO che sollevazione popolare +"release 1.11: I fucked up big time I use forge mods. I love mods. but I got greedy and I wanted to see the new update. minecraft tells me 'loading in forge-1.10.2 after loading in 1.11 can cause corruption' and I'm like nah it's fine. and then my chests. they're empty. all of them. I close and go back to 1.11, maybe it's just a glitch. nope. everything is gone and I'm a dumbass.",shoulda had a ~~V8~~ backup +They're illegally in the US. No wonder they're in fear of deportation. They're still able to get healthcare through our ERs and aren't literal slaves with no rights. They aren't beaten to death with no legal recourse or seen as property.,Does that happen in the UAE? +periodic system of numbers,Why does the box for the reals say local in the upper right? +Ah. Thanks. If only I wasn't a noob who sucks at tanking!,"If you tank as enhance, you're going to have a bad time." +"Renting out a laptop for some extra money? Please advise =) Hi there! I'm in a situation where I have 2 decent computers, my desktop which is what I mainly use/need and a powerfully gaming-style laptop, (PC specialist Vortex IV RS-980 17.3 gaming laptop - great condition factory settings) which sits around. In the London area, are there good approaches to renting out the laptop for some money on the side?, how would I go about this, how much do you think I would get, and any comments on the options here, (or if this is just a bad idea in general) any comments much appreciated!",There is no profit in this as the insurance premiums would outweigh any income +"His xbox account was perma banned for multiple violations of inappropriate language. He lost everything and made Big money. He is still the leader of the clan, so RDDT2 is in a pickle.",How did he make big money? +with what looks like a Muslim woman,That's a Swede you racist. +well we can both agree Trump is appointing the worse cabinet in history,True. +"Dubai, come To get raped, stay because we'll put you in jail after.","Hey, at least it's free room and board." +W2c fop style pants,HM ZIPPER PANTS BROOOO +I want to him to be relisted as a guardian just so people can stop yelling at me for using him as a duo support,Don't play him as a support +James Buchanan never married.,Who? +"I'd amend that to just the rich. Even young rich benefit from it, and even old poor often suffer because of war.",*cough* draft dodging Trump and Clinton *cough* +"Ugh, of course they toss her in a swimsuit and have all the guys--including her brothers--fantasize about her. Meanwhile, the Hoshidan track gives you worldbuilding and delves into Takumi's problems.",BOOOOOOO PLOT YAY FANSERVICE +"Bby, get yourself a sugar daddy too.",I married one- Melania T +TIL there is a school in England where they have been wearing the same uniform for 460 years.,And buggering students for 455 years. +"There were 7 ults in 12 seconds, and it took me 12 seconds to use my ult again",This is beautiful +I really hope they add an option for colorblind players. While it doesn't pertain to me it does my son who rarely touches it since the update due to frustration (Which sucks because we don't have much in common and this game has been a good bonding asset for me and him playing multiple times a week),"It's an obvious addition that makes its way into popular games eventually, at this point it's just another waiting game." +"Happy Birthday F.O.O.L! I don't know how old he is, but today's his birthday!",Happy birthday PYLOT! +I'm going to be riding near Daejeon in about two weeks. I wonder if they have a sister pavilion or a mini Space-Needle or something.,"They have a visitor's center for sister cities (closed while I was there), but I couldn't find any info on public monuments related to Seattle." +Titanfall 2?,"No, Call Of Duty." +What is it with Nintendo thinking the world is 10 years ago?,Didn't know 10 years ago we have stable internet access. +"People saying 'bless you' when someone sneezes. Extra points if they say it every time, like someone sneezes 3 times in a row and they say it after each sneeze.","I say bless you for the first one and I'll usually say, stoppit, and become more aggressive about it if they go into a sneezing frenzy." +"De Gea was 21, Karius is 23.","Also: People compare them becouse they are both Young and in their first season in a big club, not becouse they are the same Age." +I was running at 1300-1400MHz. I am thinking having SLI enabled reduced my FPS over a single card.,"Ah yes, I have heard of some major SLI issues with UWP, so that could definitely be the case." +Who else thought the 3 would wreck again on 2 tires?,*flashback* NOOOOOO +Show your work,Stop pls +"DJ Khaled met Barack Obama today. Ethan has met a man who has met a man who is married to Michelle, who in turn is proud of his great moves",Eskimo memes +"Exact same problem with Titanium. STAY AWAY FROM HYBRID FRAMEWORKS. They say you dont have to pay two developers, but you always end up with a crappy app.","I once had to port an app from titanium, that was such a painful experience deciphering the codebase" +Make the best match up unplayable SMH blizz. Might as well bring swarmhost back so we get more cancer hour long gaems.,"I know right, the new mass baneling meta is ruining TvZ." +Visualization of weather wind speeds,Stary Night is that you? +Barbara's got no chill....,And Barbara's a Muslim. +Then why is everyone saying that she was just a bitch from the get go? Like she never loved him.,"she was a bitch from the get go, but she really did love him......but she's also a little dumb, so she couldn't see WHY Tyrion wanted her to leave, AND she convinced herself that Varys had given her money from Tyrion to leave, not Varys on his own." +"Yes, yes I did. I started before Fark existed. Karsh",Carry on then. +I think there's one too many Es there.,"Lol, I'll fix that before 2017" +Welcome to the not enough gold for the brawl and are sad club State your level of sadness for no free pack this week below.,Sadness is on the level of 4 7/7 +China Tells Trump That Climate Change Is No Hoax It Invented,That's exactly what a country that invented a climate change hoax would say +I love our QBs so goddamn much.,NO YOU HAVE TO PICK ONE AND ONLY ONE +this. I open it every time.,Pssh and then people like you complain about not getting a Gjallarhorn in year 1... +HungryBox is nominated for Best eSports Player in Geoff Keighley's The Game Awards 2016,But Smash isn't eSports. +China Tells Trump That Climate Change Is No Hoax It Invented,That's exactly what a country who made up a hoax about climate change would say! +This pervasive logic right now,"To be fair, those people had that same attitude when Obama was elected." +Like 8 of them is Tom Brady.,"I know, it gives me the warm fuzzies" +My whole town is taken over by instinct.,"Went home for Thanksgiving break, my previously Mystic-dominant town is now 90% Instinct and I don't know what happened." +"Because the mentioning of the mosque is nothing more than pandering to an openly hostile force. These people aren't victims, they choose their barbaric religion and all of the baggage that comes with it.",Seems *you're* the openly hostile force here... +"Renee will be pleased, i loved how visibly pissed she was at having to work Raw post shows as well.",Well it didn't help that literally everyone was picking on her. +How about hugbox edition?,Is that a new euphemism for vagina. +"punch every shitstain, flair matches!",Stop being cancerous and fight me! +No. Kappa,Ur flair sucks ^^^shdwLove +Vote for Trump or anyone who oppose muslims.,"Yes, that is sure to change things in Dubai, Iran and all the other Islamic theocracies out there." +how are hours of playing a game you enjoy wasting hours any more than playing games in general,That is something left for each one of us to decide +"come on, sure, flawless drivetrain but they cocked up the wagon part and made it fugly.",I like it... I think it looks even better than the sedan. +Whitey,Whitey or whitney? +At least that doesnt provide a +1 on board,That 1600 beater is definitely something to fear. +"We've got an edgelord over here, guys.","be quite, minion." +I'm a POC trump supporter just learned from CNN I'm officially a white nationalist AMA!,How does it feel to be a self loathing POC? +How'd you know!?,"Because arena doesnt tie, so that makes guessing the correct answer a 2/2 chance." +This thread turned into a Basket weaving advocates discussion,It is another use for what to do with the 100 ft of rope tip. +No.,"Aw, so edgy" +"By this logic, Trump excluding black people from his properties way back when is ok because racism was a mainstream opinion then?",It's not mainstream if you get sued for it 2 times by the administration. +"Ugh, really? That's kinda tacky.","It is tacky, and pretty cringey too" +"Oh, so that's why they slow...",Champions just have to comprehend the essence of life in between each bite +Identity Politics Must Die Before The Liberal Left Can Win Again,If there's one opinion I trust about the inner workings of left wing politics it's the true Bolsheviks like Heat St +"Not really, it was probably meant to be wall bangable",I thinks he means the steps are too high because the molly came against it +There's currently 84 scalped NES Classic Minis on Amazon with the cheapest at $238,"But noooooooo, this small stock was such a calculated and intelligent move from Nintendo" +"why would you bother to tell me that then? it's not that hard to read a little, guy","haha a condescending prick, never met one of those before on here" +"How does that damage the kids? They are happy, healthy and well taken care of. They have happy parents that love each other. Maybe the parents have some kind of fetish and paying OP for her silence is part of it. Maybe they have a mutual don't ask, don't tell agreement. Who knows?","Eh, I just hope they are never awake/around to see mommy/daddy with other people and get confused." +"Heavenly father jehovah we thank you for the food you provide for us both physical and spiritual, and we thank you for giving your son for us, through the name of your son Jesus amen. Every. Single. Time.",Mine was twice as long and I still got shit for it being too short +"Autonomous-Car Proliferation Decades Away, U.S. Regulator Says",Amd we all know how the govt is always on the cutting edge of technology and being great predictors of the rate of technological progress. +Good thing it didnt target the guy in the chair.,"Yeah I heard he is really good sword fighting, that fish wouldn't stand a chance" +Running of the Gnomes 2016,is there an EU equivalent to this? +why is that?,"I don't know, maybe one day you'll stub your toe and realize it" +"Johnny Gaudreau out with broken finger, requires surgery",His size finally caught up with him +It's like Comcast 100Mbps cable vs Verizon 1.5Mbps DSL. Are these people really going to not use the internet until Google Fiber comes to town. I know I'm going with Comcast.,Google fiber will never come in this analogy if everyone uses the other two... +This is not semver.,"To clarify, if it's backwards compatible the major shouldn't change" +"I'm up for the journey we need history to be exciting, MAKE HISTORY EXCITING AGAIN!",May you live in interesting times. +Let's hope they omitted that particular product from the $299 coffee table book containing giant photos of Apple designs.,Why? +"I never drank weed, and yet I am gay. Go figure.","Don't do weed now, or you'll turn super gay." +Why the fuck are they doing this ?,Cuz KJU is experimenting with sarcasm. +Bought a 3D printer kit and one of the screws came unthreaded,That bodes well +"As Dan, as Gary Barnidge would say, quids in, mate!","That was an awful impression of Dan's impression of Gary Barnidge, just awful!" +"Reddit, what's a good Kung Fu / Martial Arts movie to watch?",Five Deadly Venoms Enter the Dragon Fists of Fury The Octagon Kung Pow: Enter the Fist. +"That was fun, loved the YouTube song makers who got all pissed about getting banned then shut down by the man himself. Too good",but i thought it was ok to use macros with instruments +"If that was the case I'd say OP passed, they were fairly polite to that woman so they would've got the job.",Op forgot to mention all the curse words she used. +This is going to be reposted for years to come.,But they have to video tape the video playing on their screen +LOZ: BOTW Won Most Anticipated Game at The Game Awards!,I look forward to BOTW winning again next year :p +MKBHD Gets 6hrs SOT w/ Full Day Battery,So many Apple and OnePlus apologists in the replies. +GPU shipments have increased by 20% this quarter - AMD up 15% - Nvidia up 39%,I thought the desktop market was dying. +Humans landed on the moon for the first time,"So this is some year in the future, then?" +Moon Bunny NPC in Town? Im doing the jewel crafting and require a moonbunny npc in town. Where can they be found?,Not available. +"The sucky part is the tip they probably left. That is why I left the industry, fuck people.",what tip? +Yes.,At least you're honest. +"True story or not, that guy kinda sounds like a sociopath or is an actual one. I met one of those once (pointing him out as a sociopath might be excessive, as there's a whole spectrum related to those personality disorders). Was far too extroverted (also perverted and kinda... weird with emotions), stole stuff from people and bragged about it, talked about his successful sex life, which involved a lot of women and all of it was obviously fake... In the end, he was quite an asshole with a lack of social limits and a need to brag about it. Just like Mr. Forced sex for 30 seconds 'n more.",I just really hope this belongs in \r\thathappened. +It's on its way!,Good to hear that.. :) +"Oh ok ok I hear ya man, thats pretty cool, still know chill people out here?",A lot of peeps I knew in Yoko have long since transferred sadly. +FUCK Papyrus.,Just replace it with Herculanum! +ask the tank designers of ww2. Surely they will tell you shermans are the best tonks. I actually like playing US tanks in very veeeery small dosages.,"Here we see a classic wehraboo in the wild, his favorite books to read are Deathtraps by Belton Cooper and Inflated Kill Counts by Michael Wittman." +Guacamole with Fish and Chips?,Peas +So this sub tried to get Jacob wolf fired from ESPN and nobody is going call them out?,"That was 1 month ago, why do you want more drama?" +"If global warming is real, how come it snowed last winter? Checkmate Al Gore.","I heard a Texan weatherman said there was no climate change, so that's enough for me." +So some girl looked in my general direction today... When do you think the marriage should be? Should I start planning my financing for children?,these stopped being funny a long time ago +Judging by your comment youre a giant douche that thinks people give a shit about what you buy.,"Jealousy ain't a good look on you, champ." +"If you're the type of person who will get a tattoo of pizza, the probability of you holding a pizza at any given time is probably considerably higher than average.",I need to get a tattoo of a 1000$ bill. +"How terrible. If only we could somehow identify these attacks as virtually all being perpetrated by one group of people in the name of one shared and unifying ideology. If that were true we could really try and do something about it, like for example we could try and slow immigration from areas where this ideology reigned supreme. Think of all the innocent people that could be saved over the next few decades. The lives that wouldn't be ruined. The loved ones lost. But that's just a dream. These attacks were by random people for random reasons with no shared ethos. It's really impossible to untangle their motives and we may never know what drove them to kill. We just have to wait for the next big attack and do what we can for the wounded and maimed and then weep for the dead.",Yeah but what about traffic accidents? +"Just remember something when summoning tomorrow for the new SSB Vegetto and SSR Goku Black... If you don't get them, it isn't the end of the world! I haven't gotten one of the original 5 GOD cards yet, and I'm still alive. The sun will continue shining and you will continue to live! Don't break your bank trying to get these cards either, it's just a game, never forget that! That being said, best of luck to everyone tomorrow! I hope everyone gets something good :)",Get out of here with that logical thinking. +"I worked as an assistant store manager for a retail store for a few years, until I got smart and got thr fuck out of retail. I had a few of these moments but the one that stands out the most to me is this one.... our store has policies in place for returned items. This cunt comes in and wants to return a swim suit. It was clearly used because it smelled like chlorine. We could not have resold it so I told her that our policy was no returns on swimwear, there were return policy signs posted at all the registers as well on the back of her receipt. If i would have returnes it, corporate would chew my ass. It had happened before and I wasn't gonna let it happen again. Naturally she flew off the handle and was yelling at the top of her lungs. I tried to calm her down but it didn't work. 10 minutes of her yelling at me and the poor cashier I asked her to leave the store or, per corporate instruction, I would be forced to call the police. (I probably would never have actually called them, but that's what corporate told us to do in this situation.) She reluctantly left and that was the end of it. Or so I thought. I got to work the next day and there's a message on our store answering machine from my district manager requesting me to call him first thing. So i did. I got chewed out for being rude and refusing to return this bitch's swim suit. I told him I followed corporate policy and he told me sometimes I have to make exceptions. I then explained to him that I did that last time and he was mad I didn't follow corporate policy. He then said he told the lady to come in that day and we would refund her money. I was livid. I made a different manager take care of her. TLDR Corporate policies are bull shit.","Oh man I've been through that the customer is always right bullshit.. Sure way to get me angry is always having a customer who thinks they're right, blowing out my eardrums." +"Never really liked most sticker mods, but 6x6 ones are fun",Why does that 2x2 have splits in the cubies? +What's the implication here?,My guess is the town issues a lot of traffic tickets. +"It just comes down to ignorance to scientific processes. I used to be a YEC and would spout nonsense like How can they know if the Earth is billions of years old, if carbon dating is flawed? Luckily, I'm the super curious type and found out that carbon dating is just one of many different dating methodologies. Not to mention YEC has to contend with that whole radioactive decay problem.","The last I heard, some of them were saying that radioactive decay could have been faster in the past, leading to overestimates of age." +Gotta enjoy the 30 fps,and the upscaled 4K which is indistinguishable from native 4K +Neither does your future employer.,Hahaha..haha....ha....:( +She had less female votes than Obama. I'd say it had little to do with her being female and more to do with all her scandals and being generally unlikeable. I couldn't vote for her in good conscience in much the same way I couldn't vote for Trump -- we just had two bad people running. Let's hope for better candidates in 2020.,Well you're getting Trump in 2020 barring impeachment or death. +"Supposing the US and Russia go to war, nobody is using Nukes unless they're really losing (e.g. their capital is being overrun).",I think proxy wars are significantly more likely. +What's a God to a non-believer?,Nothing. +Developer vows to go ahead with Montreal-area Muslim housing project despite opposition,Because it worked so well in France +"For a guy who doesn't like it when people call him Hitler, this is a very Hitler-y move.",Which he said he would do and is following through with... Fuck Americans are smart to elect him +Uuhh... do you think this videogame character has dimension and depth???,"No, I'm saying that she's not pulling off the aesthetic." +the u.s should really start steering away from these gimmicks n order to promote the sport. instead focus on helping poor young people see football as a real opportunity to achieve huge dreams. the quality and interest won't grow organically otherwse,"Yeah, that Copa America Centenario was a real gimmick..." +What music artist makes 10/10 music but nobody knows about them?,Killing the Dream +"Vic was in the house and it bothered him. Paul, who was also in the house, didn't take him to F2 because he didn't think he even deserved the 2nd place money. I can wholeheartedly assure you that reddit didn't randomly make this up.",Victor told Paul to take James to F2. +"Lysander's Cry and Destiny 2's PvP I just recently watched one of my name is byfs videos and this idea that war is coming seems pretty tangible for Destiny 2. With the implications of the Gjallarhorn quest and Lysander's Cry Grimoire it almost seems like Bungie is seriously hinting at the Concordat being a major player in Destiny 2. Which to me seems to indicate that the general Crucible may not be our only pvp mode. Be it an endgame pvp activity(read ranked or Trials replacement) or some kind of monthly event. Then I got to wondering how this would be done canonically. Obviously New Monarchy would be against the Concordat but there are two other factions. FWC seems to just want to fight and Dead Orbit wants to leave Earth and gtfo, so I don't think they'll be in Destiny 2, or will be distanced from the crucible/faction wars. With the main fight being NM vs the Concordat and FWC backing neither side and allowing their people to help whichever faction they desire. TLW: Predictions, war is coming, faction Wars and Concordat factions is back. Anyway that's my guess, but i'd like to hear others predictions since we're a ways off from E3 or D2.","##War has no end, Guardian." +"Get a new joke, that one is *so* last expansion.",So is your fireteam. +I just traded Desean Jackson for Big Ben!,The Taco in your league must have incredible hindsight +"No, but if you're going to play a deck with (on average) bad matchups with what the majority of other people are playing you shouldn't be upset and come to Reddit to complain when you lose. Op never said people shouldn't play those decks, it is a game after all.",basically yea +"This might be CaptainDisillusion's best work yet. Debunking viral videos is interesting and fun to watch, but now that he's debunking outside of the realm of video editing, he can really go after scammers who are actually trying to take advantage of impressionable people. The investigation into the creators of the project was the icing on the cake. Magnificent.",CD's take on Kickstarter Crap would be great to watch. +China Tells Trump That Climate Change Is No Hoax It Invented,Sounds exactly like someone who invented Climate Change Hoax would say. +"Here, catch!",*I Love how much more realistic games are now* +"A header bug, I found in the new sub theme",It's clearly because we never have to leave :-) +"They probably planned to have normal versions of them for the beginning and added the SP to denote it as a Special premium version. To be fair, they did SP Roxas, Axel, & Xion as well as Illustrated Aqua, Terra, & Ven before any of them saw a normal release. We still lack a normal counter part to Illustrated Ansem. Namine is also denoted with a CoM version in her medal's name, yet there isn't any other version of her.",Isn't Ansem the Wise the normal counterpart to iAnsem? +Also why is there a minute of just nothing at the end of the video?,gotta hit that 10 minute mark ya know? +Yes. Someone else posted something similar to one of these.,Okay +"For LBG, Kettleblower is better for pure status.",i think id still rather have crag 3/3/3 and triblast +What's an Aleppo?,What's Benghazi? +"Miss International 2016 Kylie Versoza: Addiction is a sickness, not a crime","Well,there you go guys she's an addict!" +"Major Construction Failure in Ballard, Seattle Building Inspectors Do Nothing",But the cones are there so it's ok +"As a support player this is mainly the case. Game does well, commend support. But when things go south report support pls. hes noob. Its a knife edge. Especially when the core solo chases without warning after the other team into their jungle gets killed and blames supports for not helping like some personal bodyguard.",It's your fault for not warding enemy base when your carry wants to dive T4 towers 1v5. +Who is naive enough to believe those guys are 18?,Germany. +Please rate my new keyboard,doesn't this have Alps? +All from Liverpool?!,"LOL whoops, i thought Karius was the Leicester keeper haha sorry." +This lizard also has amazingly strong jaws for its size. Sometimes it'll bite to hard and break its own jaw bone,Doesn't sound too strong then. +#ThisMoment I'm pretty much giddy with all things Sounders right now... except for this bit of marketing wank. What do you guys think?,"Whatever it is, it's working, which is the main thing." +"They ARE to scale, but are the smaller Victory-class destroyers.","Speaking of ship class, it would be really cool to have a run with the Executor, and maybe a token similar to the AT-AT that lets you fire from the bridge or the flank." +I get jobs it just turns out the employer has no intention of paying me.,"Hey, that's called work experience" +"If GPS glitches teleported your character AND you, what's the worst situation the game has put you in? This morning it dropped me in the bay while I was stirring sugar into my coffee","I live in a place with no pokestops, today the GPS teleported me to a place with 1 pokestop and 1 gym, both too far away." +"They usually wait a full month between bigger updates, so I'd say end of the month. This is the halfway point between the two, which is when they usually do T2 updates.","It's been 3 weeks since last update, we've passed halfway." +What's the loneliest thing you've ever done?,The number 1 +Because no one ever updates Pokemon of the Week. I don't remember the last Pokemon that only lasted a week. Get to it mods.,You'd think they'd just automate that. +Omg you're saying we have different skin tones? Racist.,I guess you can never win +The way this light burned out,Honestly thought this was a butt plug for a while +Are you from Texas by chance? I've only ever seen people from Texas call grandma meemaw (I'm from Texas and have a meemaw),"Its a southern thing, we also accept Granny." +That is a legendary way to die though! I didnt even know those existed. This game is consistently surprising.,"Well, they might only be in Masterwork." +Shit! I hope he doesn't see me...,Wow the AI is shit. +Page not found?,I'm assuming you're on mobile cause it's in a spoiler tag. +Golfing tips from G.W.Bush.,Too soon? +FUCK NO,"this really helps, thx" +"Which ending is the right ending to you, Bay or Bae?",Bae. +Yes. The famous Temporary Solution.,He would have run out of Jews at some point! +"everything or nothing... doesn't matter. These folks are paid to entertain people, if they are offending the people they entertain, they aren't doing their jobs.","What are you talking about, this isn't about entertainment, but rather that there is a double standard when it comes to black people being racist." +"I believe in a day where there won't be anymore Minecraft updates, and plugins will just rule Minecraft forever. Minecraft seriously needs to just stop updating in general and release it's own expansions so that all these plugin creators don't have to constantly rework everything because their updates break shit. Sad.",Lol no. +It's one of the reasons the progressive movement began cratering this election. Something like 80% of women aren't feminists and got siick of self-righteous pricks like this telling them how to think,"Ugh, it's typical a white would say this." +Releafed not working?,Seems to load fine. +Pearl is an illegal and admits to being a criminal. This is why we need a wall.,"To be fair, they did have a fence for years until Greg came along." +He is against the light source yet he looks so bright. How is this possible?,This is in a Hollywood basement! +Crazy Plant Lady BTFO,I wonder what she is going to do with the left over 3.4 million dollars? +Arent those herd of Boars new? No riders/chariots.,"No, you can have a boar herd currently" +Why is Brian Campbell there? This is a very strange list.,I think one reason why is he has typically had very good possession numbers. +"It's been two hours so i'll just assume you're dead. But in those kinds of circumstances, call a fucking ambulance.",Ambulances are expensive. +Bernie Sanders Calls On Donald Trump To Fire Bannon; He Has A History Of Asking People To Do Something Stupid,Bernie is so powerful and influential that this is what will get Trump to finally fire Bannon. +"Please do, or at least only blacklist the worst offenders. Ads keep the internet free, They keep Reddit running, they keep news sites in business, they feed content creators on Youtube, and so on. They're necessary.","No, people should tirelessly pump out high quality content completely free of charge or any way to monetize it" +"Lets be honest, no you won't. Nasa budget will get cut and cut and cut and cut.",It does not depend on NASA. +"Intriguing, but I don't see AmazonVideo. AmazonVideo is one of the premier sources of streaming 4K HDR. *shrug* wasn't an OP requirement either way.","Well, i'm not from the US, so Netflix and Plex is my main source of entertainment." +"Fuck Bill Gates. Like others in the thread have said, in my opinion you can't use philanthropy to un-tarnish your reputation of amassing a vast fortune from decades-long blatant explotation and shit business practices.","He's within arms reach of eradicating polio, but you're right; that fact that he slowed the advancement of PCs a bit is unforgivable." +You can't reason with a two year old.,Ah yes but a two year old will understand why they are being hit +"Preparing for downvotes, but I actually find Amy cute.",You don't honestly think Sarah Silverman is less cute? +BBC extends broadcast contract with All England Club,shocking news right here +Is the Peake fandom still alive?,It never dies. +What are the positives of being homosexual or lesbian?,No accidental pregnancy. +"What can I say, I'm a sucker for night lighting...",K +The market has spoken.,You mean their free speech is being censored! +Warning: There Is A Nintendo Switch Beta Scam That Has Been Spreading,That sounds exactly like something someone who wanted to be one of the few beta participants would say.. +"We're all rainbow 6 siege players right? So lets act like it no matter which platform someone is on, it's better for the community :)",Because since I own a PC I should let everyone know how superior I am and how stupid everyone else is that they buy a console +ES is better than life they said..,"It'll be fun, they said..." +Marine Tug of War,My biggest regret in life is listening to my parents and not enlisting in the Marines. +Thank you. I love the Earth Porn sub. I'm going to look into that.,If you post to earth porn don't forget to Photoshop the picture beyond recognition for maximum karma +"What are her qualifications, aside from being married to a president?",Maybe she can get installed as a Senator for a few years so that she can run as the most experienced candidate in history. +Would someone be able to tell me how long it typically takes to receive an Air Factor (non-pilot) once medical files have been sent to Toronto. I know these things can differ significantly for every applicant and depending on time of year but a general time frame would be helpful.,2-4 weeks. +Because throwing out words like bigotry and racism is pretty much the only way the left knows how to deal with people who have different values than themselves.,"Yup, because people definitely don't do that in the republican party" +*Nearby,"To be fair, it really should be the other way around." +Then why did you post it?,"You're right, fixed it." +N,I +Will pay $30 for $25 in BTC,Seems legit. +when did the big mac get usb ports?,i wish switcharoos were still allowed here +Petition: Ban from voting anyone who places Mike Trout *second* on their ballot,No I think I'll give it to Trumbo because he has all those homers. +I have been on arrow Reddit for about a month but did oliciters hate felicity and ray relationship in season 3? I think they should of ended up together.,"triggered Nooo, Fefe belongs with Olibur, not stalker crazy eyes" +That makes no sense at all. How are the cows sequestering carbon exactly?,"You know, cows absorb CO2 and produce oxygen." +I thought it was the Hawk that did? People say its animation is slower (guess the loot is still looted the time it's supposed though then?),"Hawk's actual animation is slower, the dog's actual time between loots is slower (all are 2.5s at t4, though)." +Does your three year old have knifes for teethes.,Good catch... +gold jacket? green jacket? who gives a shit? It was also the first time Fyfe threw a TD pass while I was dropping a hot deuce.,Uh +It's weird because they don't look the same in real life. I was standing near Shaqiri for a good 3 minutes before I realised it was him.,Bit difficult to recognise them when there not in full kit and doing step overs +Where's the outrage over Russia's hack of the US election?,DISBAND THE CIA ITS FILLED WITH LIBCUCKS +We get breakfast meals in London. Bacon egg and chicken sandwich yes pleeeeease,KFC shill detected +Jerry Jones thinks Tony Romo will play part in Cowboys' Super Bowl run: I think Romo is going to get his opportunity. I don't want it to happen. But I think he may get his opportunity to get us a Super Bowl.,wtf +Now that we are in 850+ Ilvl gear I agree. At 820 Ilvl I think mythics are harder then (or at least as hard as) cata heroics.,"Even at 815, when we all jumped into mythics, we didn't need to CC anything, which was not the case jumping into Cata heroics at launch." +ELEAGUE Major Qualifier day 4 schedule,What's match 7 and 8? +If you could bring back one celebrity from the dead in exchange for another celebrities death who would they be?,Mr Rogers for Mike Pence +"Name A Card You Wish You Could Give The Kiaba Treatment To. As in rip up every copy in existence so it can never be used against you. For me it is ASF. Went to locals tonight and got 2-0ed in both my matches because they opened ASF both games and I couldn't draw into TT (I play Odd-eyes and Pals). The fact that you just shut off 1/3rd of the game really is degenerate to me and I really really hate this card. So if I could rip up every copy, I would be ok.",Effect Veiler. +why lol,Dodge wants to make its owners believe they have the third man pedal +"Honestly: Hauntzer, Slimskeren, Bjergsen, Doublelift and Aphromoo. But I LOVE Biodaddy!",Both Hauntzer and Svenskeren need to show up internationally to put them over Impact and Reignover. +inb4 next topic encourages deleting cross-linked entries from \\..\WinSxS...,This question might be stupid but how can I check whether there are cross linked entries in WinSxS? +...around Spain?,"Eh, all the same shit." +I have the Precip and it's not a bad jacket for the money. Wish I looked a little Patagonia Torrent.,I've got a Patagonia Torrentshell and it's not that much different why do you wish you had looked into them more? +"Reddit, what is your poop schedule?",My poop schedules me. +"They'll blame Obama, no doubt.",I mean he was at fault for ISIS forming over 20 years ago +My uncle was pretty obnoxious about making comments like I'd offer you some coffee but you can't have caffeine. So I made a point of getting a cup of coffee before seeing him. MMM THIS REGULAR COFFEE IS SO GOOD,It's even more annoying when they get it wrong. +"if I understood correctly, the dude said : I thought my car can swim; so this is not what I would consider an accident","Sorry i didnt read his other comments, holy shit what a retard" +Thanks! I was Googling Munich to Salzburg by train and the search results had different company websites with different ticket prices. Are those private companies operating rides to Salzburg?,Yes there is a private train company running between but you buy the ticket at the station or online like normal. +Which players will be trade bait once we get closer to the trade deadline?,Brandon Saad lol +"X game is out of control Series question so everyone is freaking out about video quality and losing subs now which means im NOT CRAZY, IT WAS A YOUTUBE BUG, AND FINALLY PEOPLE ARE DOING SOMETHING ABOUT IT. however I kinda been thinking - videos like my Paper Mario Color splash one takes a long time to make, but those mastapeeces are so rewarding What do you think of those types of videos? I have an Undertale one, a Mario maker one, and Paper mario. How do you feel about them? what do you like/dislike about them? how can I make them better?",get your 2016 street vocab updated +Camille: Severed Ties Comic,Insert mobility creep complaint here... +"You do realize that California is the top producing agriculture state in the nation right? Followed by Iowa, Texas, Nebraska, Illinois, Minnesota, Kansas, Indiana, North Carolina, and Wisconsin.",yeah california actually grows stuff other than corn tho so it totally doesn't count +Technically he didn't make the argument that they would be topping. He just said they would have the opportunity to score more if they played.,"I know, but hyperbole and exaggeration and stuff!" +Ladder match.,What's hanging above the ladder? +"Excluding Alabama, what makes the SEC any better than the Big12 this year? For most of the first half of the season ESPN had been talking down the Big12 even though we had two undefeated teams. But as they say, it's better to lose early in the season than late. And then we had ESPN talking about the SEC being possibly stronger than it's ever been, but where are they now?",Bias.... +I found who's a good boy - AMA,Am I a good boy? +"Mid 2017, it's the ying to White's yang, so probably around April or May.",Yin* +Possible Generation 2 Release Date - 12/7,"Yeah, and Tool should release there new album any time now." +Can we have a week 11 WR/RB sleeper discussion?,"Obiligatory, should be WDIS thread" +Bet he starts looking that way after last week.. Maybe..,Hoyer likes Vanilla ice cream more than Chocolate... racist confirmed +Remember when Romney paying a 13% tax rate was considered a bombshell?,"If a L l the a e breaks are legal, then why aren't you mad at the House for not originating legislation to close the loopholes?" +Dubvronik,"Was there a couple months ago, absolutely gorgeous!" +The Worse Type Of Gaming Addition Sitting In The Bus,I don't see anything wrong with this. +"With 2016 ending soon, what event would perfectly bring this year to a close?",I wake up. +That does count. My mom used to crochet and make afghans for family. She quit when no one really appreciated what she was doing and she decided it wasn't worth her time.,Ungrateful bastards. +"Which actor would you like to see play a pirate? I'd like to see Tom Hiddleston play one, he'd be both charming and tragic (maybe as a young Davy Jones?).",RDJ +Excuse me?,What the actual fuck +While I would normally say that hopefully all these departures mean that they'll finally start dipping into their amazing academy for once I remembered that Bruce Arena is their coach...,Hopefully Bradford Jamieson IV starts getting time for the first team +Karrigan Autosniper 3k,Maybe Smithz just needed to play it this way +Yeah but he has a dumb butt tattoo,of ROBBIE ROTTEN +"Haha I'm naturally blonde actually... People seem to take me more seriously as a brunette. Although, I do have a wig for my Daenerys cosplay that's blonde... I can wear it for you if that's what you're into ;)",I wouldn't say no to that... +Not wanting to be with a woman with a meth problem apparently means oppression.,privilege is your vices being legal +you have to be 20 to qualify for a teenage edgelord defense,That's ageism! +"Earth people of Reddit, what do people always get wrong about your country and its culture/practices?",Other countries views on Australia's culture is pretty spot on +Moon story spoiler below Creepy how they make you join the police after becoming champion.,The Looker recruitment has become pretty standard +This should be fixed now.,"Thanks, Brandon" +Mhm and? Would you expect r/Hillaryclinton to accept opposing views? (they don't),So that makes it okay? +"Working at Blockbuster, it was always funny when tapes would wear out at very specific places in the film. Example, the movie Entrapment...I don't think a single copy survived that didn't go haywire right when Catherine Zeta Jones slides under that laser beam. Lots of people pausing and rewinding that scene over and over again lol. Other favorites, such as Femalien, were totally destroyed within 6 months.","She dips beneath the lasers, OWOAHOOOO" +"Yeah, I was impressed by your damage outputs until I realized you were playing against all high Bronze - low Silver players. ;)","Hence why I want other people to play it and try it out, I mainly play with friends during exam times and unfortunately most of them are bronze :/" +No one has ever claimed otherwise,I'm not saying you did I'm just saying it to explain why I Even Commented to begin with +I can't believe Wells Fargo is still allowed to operate as a bank.,Stop being so ideologically pure. +A lot of self-professed libertarian socialists tend to put a lot of emphasis on the libertarian part and less on the socialist part. Very Proudhon and Stirner influenced. I just avoid the term so not to get lumped in by association. Same reason I'm judicious about when/where I call myself a communist.,"Oh come on, those are all just a bunch of spooks." +You're welcome,Frankly I'm not sure why you get the credit +When the black Egyptians enslaved the Jews.,This one didn't actually happen. +"1.) there's zero chance he actually said this at all, let alone to someone he knows is writing a book about him 2.) vast majority of us will always love him, don't let the karma whores and knuckle draggers on this sub fool you",Can't I admire what he did for our club but still think that he literally actually went insane these last couple of years? +Game Thread - Sixers at Twolves We're going streaking!,Should we trade for Aldrich? +Almost $1000 water bill in house with 5 college students? Our land lord just emailed us and told us that our water bill for the past 3 months was almost $1000. Our last bill for the same amount of time (during the summer) was around $200. I'm really confused because we definitely didn't increase our water usage over the past 3 months. I haven't noticed any leaks around the house but I haven't been looking for them. Are there any easy to miss places where water could be wasted? Advice would be much appreciated!,"5 college students that are well-showered...almost as hard to believe as $1,000 water bill." +"Even if it's lower than their defense, you'll still do 1 damage and finish them off.",did they change it because fixed dmg LS used to do 0 dmg if the def was high enough +my mother thinks scarves are part of the liberal agenda to slowly adjust women to sharia.,Your mum secretly frequents /pol/ +They still have to carry out the third E.,Examples of the second E? +Let the battle begin!,Shameful act of Dog fighting +I kinda hope that at least the Thorn ones change. They're barely different at a glance.,The second one tho... +Can't wait to see their reaction over the Trump coin.,Will the Obama coin be worth 3/5 of it's normal value? +"Lol, SpaceX can't even build a rocket to get to low earth orbit without blowing up 20% of the time, and you think they're going to get people into space, never mind to the moon or Mars in your lifetime? Say what you want about the Russians, but that Soyuz is a brick shit-house, cheap to operate, and proven safe for human transit. It's 50 years old and still far superior to SpaceX's commercial unmanned garbage. I too doubt their timeline. I agree it's highly unlikely this will happen. But it seems *way* more realistic to me than Musk *ever* getting to Mars.",West did not believe Brexit and Trump were coming either... +Add .mp3 at the end on url,I can't seem to get it to work on mobile +Does this means Dittos are really just baby Zygons?,I thought Ditto was a failed attempt to make Mew? +Wtf happened to Barry's voice btw? he sounds lot more like a fucked up bit old Oliver than the Barry we know atm,"It's him from 40 years in the future, he'd be 60-70ish." +That's not an acceptable thing to call your wife anymore,Next you will tell me I can't call Muslims ragheads. +How come nobody cares about the S community? How come nobody spreads awareness for how hard it is to be straight these days?,Needs a +"I think even Bisping kinda realises his chances of beating Jacare, Romero, Weidman, and Rockhold. He'll definitely give it his all tho.",If he can do it once he can do it again! +Because we're heartless jerks.,Took me longer than I'd like to admit to realize who that was and that the comment wasn't Because [the RHAP/reddit community is] heartless jerks +Oh man she's literally going full Super Saiyan.,Well... Super Saiyans kind of have green eyes. +When shroud spectates,Stewie also does this +"Oh hey, it's the other guy who owns a Wii U! ^^We're ^^^friends ^^^^now",I want to sell mine. +Think we're looking into this a bit too deeply,Yeah maybe but we could go deeper. +Yup!,Is it live on NA or only PBE? +"My teacher asked me to find the volume of a cylinder. So far it hasn't made any sound, is it safe to say the volume is 0?","Make sure to label your answer with dBs, and you should get credit for an accurate answer." +Preseason lambert was your starter. So expectations were not based on a true freshman qb,Everyone in the nation knew Lambert was not going to start more than 2-3 games though. +"I was in the same boat two years ago. If you look at some early church writings, you'll notice that they are similar to Paul's letters, but then evolve to more Catholic ideas in the 3rd and 4th centuries (praying to Mary and Saints, Eucharist, etc.)","So would you say that there's a cutoff point for the Fathers before they 'deviate', so to speak?" +"If gob's love is conditional yet he requires me to love him unconditionally something is wrong. It must have been lost in translation by his profits. Mormon doctrine states we are literal sons and daughters of god, he knows us personally down to the hair on our heads he is all knowing and all seeing. As our creator he wants to see us progress to exaltation and return back to him. Why would his love for us as his sons and daughters be conditional when we trip and fall on our path back to him? His love being conditional based on obedience is false doctrine perpetuated by TSCC. After all JC said if one sheep leaves the flock of 99 the Shepard will leave the flock to find the one. No conditions. Or the prodigal son.... God is not a respecter of persons, he loves and treats us all the same regardless of sins or sainthood. Mormons love to make shit up to justify their beliefs and keep you in the boat. So if you make a mistake in our trial and test in this life god leaves you; doesn't bless you or love you. Yeah that's the god I want to worship a total dick. I don't treat my children that way; I sure don't want god to treat me that way which is why I don't worship the Mormon ass hole god.",Mormon God is like a shitty significant other who always takes from the relationship and never gives back. +Our internet history is going to be tracked and stored for up to a year.,Good job I use incognito mode! +Any news on whether the 6gb tablet plan will be free? Will the free line stack with $10 mobile internet discount?,"Yes it will, confirmed with TForce." +I saw someone run an M16 class with Iron Lungs earlier today,Gives the rifle -25% sway with the red dot +Triggered the snowflake.,Forgot the +UGH. This is infuriating!! What the hell can we do! We can't keep letting ourselves be buttfucked by this mans unethical behavior! Is their anyone or any organization that can call him out on this?,but crooked hillary +The swamp rats,ROUS's +"After over 2 hours, I finally got Pokemon Sun!",Is that the new patch for Pokemon Go? +Vendor is probably better - fitted stock on it's own isn't enough of a stability bump.,"if i can control the recoil enough, do you think the full auto would be better due to the faster ttk?" +Yea I really hope this generation of kids doesn't credit for discovering the physics of the water bottle. We all did that all the time. Next someone is gonna film twisting the fuck out of the bottle and taking the lid off so it goes flying.,"Or worse, Instagram a can of cola standing up on its edge from being almost empty." +TIL there is DRM in Arch!!,/uj For a second there my blood pressure spiked. +#BringBackTimmy,Bring back Harry +"Right click to attack fire giant??? why??? My friend is combat level 75 and got a task for fire giants combat level 85, she has to right click to attack them which ive never seen, is that because her combat level is below a certain level??? or is there something in the settings that needs to be toggled?",That's for protecting people from accidentally attacking monsters above their level and dieing +Britons could pay to keep EU perks after Brexit,Ah Verhofstadt...another unelected EU official from Belgium. +It's a 'Dice Edition' of the game. And an extra tin box filled with WWI collectibles and memorabilia. Had everything from a tobacco tin (with real tobacco in it) to some Yorkshire tea!,Can you buy those anywhere or are they exclusive? +This used to be the PC Game section in my local Walmart. Looks like they sold their souls to the devil,"Can you really blame them?, you can't possibly expect physical copies of PC games to sell more than peasant sticks." +Added you - just let me know when you're online.,"I'm in a SOS chain right now, I'll tell you when I finish with it." +Holy shit that's absurdly long,It's from the IT Crowd (TV show) +"Windows 10 update breaks ziggo internet in the Netherlands Just went to a client who had no internet. Checking things, she indeed got a not connected to internet . Switching routers around, plugging into the modem directly. Using my own laptop, all the same. Checking the ziggo website for known problems, and they stated that the latest update from Windows, released 5 december broke windows 10's ability to talk to the Ziggo network. Had to go to a previous windows state, just before the december 5 update to get it running again. Still no solution to this problem.",I'm on Ziggo too but had no problems whatsoever. +This is my kind of birthday party,"Should not have put the name on the window, should not have put it on the window." +I want to be the Joker,Smells like a jungle role. +"If Did Not Vote Had Been A Candidate In The 2016 US Presidential Election, It Would Have Won By a Landslide",Northstar State represent! +"So because it's in-game assets only, that means no one is capable of creating shirts with new designs on them? I literally just want a black shirt with a skull symbol so I can roleplay as The Punisher.",There's a mod that allows you to change the symbol on combat armor to a skull. +Aesthetic as fuck,"Fake, no diet Coke on the table" +Men reveal the stupid things that got their girlfriend mad,I'm glad that i'm gay so this cant happen to me +"It's really not, I'm not suggesting this but I think the chamber of commerce is where this sort of thing would go.",Let's take this baby to the Supreme Court! +Another settlement needs your help. I'll mark it on your map.,"Not sure if I report your posting, because you bring up those terrifiing memorys or just downvote you." +When Valve looks at their mass data from 400k current players... A lot have less then 100fps. I got a top end 2015 rig and on high 1080p on nuke... It's still drops to 80frames sometimes.,FPS has nothing to do with tickrate +It just happens to look like Shatkona. It is interesting that different cultures chose the very same design.,well I mean it's just two triangles. +Young Camilla (the main character of my upcoming video) - Credit to Battlebees,I feel like she should look more confident but this is still a nice job +"Thanks a lot Bears. Had to put him in our division, didn't you?","We gave them Julius Peppers, so you can't complain that much." +"Well, she has a 6* in jp, and tilith gets one so it's highly likely that we'll be able to get them again. Plus as we've seen in BF, gimu seems to love time limited units. I mean, they could also release their 6* without making them available again if they want to be molested by the entire community but I doubt they'd do that.",i dont want this filthy 5* peasant unit anyways! +"How on earth is this evidence? Like 4-5 guys are 20 steps behind Bernard in this scene, why would Ford freeze him?",They were all hosts obviously. +"I don't think he was necessarily showing submission, more like 'hey you can trust me since I'm showing my soft vulnerable under belly, let's play!!'",It's sorta one and the same +"Depressed hams, they know they're fat and killing themselves and will freely admit it, but they don't care enough to stop.",I thin kthat would be a subclass of foreverfats +"Pay more, get less: Americans have the worst health among 10 wealthy nations",But look at all the protests in countries with socialized medicine marching in the streets to switch to a system like ours. +"My question is, why are we still electing idiots that deny climate change?",It's obvious that thermometers have a liberal agenda. +5 keys Octane DONE THANKS,i inved you +"Can't put all the blame on Reimer, but mannnn was he atrocious tonight. Seems like everytime he starts we have a bad game. 2-3-1 now as the goalkeeper. Defense was terrible and that mistake by Mcllrath to turn over the puck was horrendous.","I agree you can't put ALL the blame on him, but honestly IMO it's up for grabs who played worse, him or the defense... The coaching staff should have pulled him after the 3rd goal to try and change the tempo of the game." +Agreed. Literally everything about SNF is better than MNF.,Not the theme song +It's 2016 going on 17. Why does food still make you fat? My coworker ladies and gents and other myriad genders.,"It's 2016 going on 17, why do people still get pleasure from gluttony?" +My husband would look like Ramsay if it did. Not just sound like him,"So, your husband would have a permanent troll-face full of frown lines?" +I guess this is the site where most screenwriters get their technobabble from.,Looking at this physically hurts! +Sounds like some people need to start working more to make ends meet if they are on welfare.,"Yeah, that's exactly how it works." +My school's LGBT pride club,This is why I don't go to my schools GSA club +"US Military G500 transport transiting Albanian airspace crashes, killing 20. Families of the dead raise hell, all US nationals in the area detained as witnesses and held until the US Government faces trial. Lawyers and Politicians can be creative and spiteful bottom feeders in every nation, not just in the US.",What was our transport doing in Albanian airspace that made the US culpable for the plane crash? +"If you vote for Hillary then you'll get 4 more years of the same crap! is, was, and always will be my favorite argument from a Trumpster. Like, 'oh no, are you going to bring out the *comfy chair*!?'","Man, life under Obama sure was complete hell" +The most undisciplined team in the league,That was just a stupid play +They exist! ENERGY!,"I'm confused, did they already retool their token/ad sheet to add Energy Reserve cards?" +I can't believe we're having this conversation.,SJW refuses to have honest conversation wow surprise +Wouldn't be surprised. Impact | Contractz | Jensen | Sneaky | Smoothie is what most people expected. Maybe they make a 10 man roster for scrims .. that has Ray/Altec/Bunny/Meteos,you forgot Hai in your 10 man roster +"Wait, what? Do they come in other colors?",Mine is red and black +"I'd take my chances. They dragged my fiancee from room to room beating her, while they tied me to a bed and beat and tortured me. This was while they arrested me for pre crime. Then, because it was a pre crime arrest, an illegal one at that, they knew it wouldn't hold up in court and then framed me for assault, because lo and behold, I'm not gonna sit there and let you beat my fiancee in front of me.",I don't fucking believe that. +"Calling u/Jayfresh_Respawn . Would you kindly take a bit of time and give this results here a look over. You've created a gem of a game with TiF2, but this survey has provided a window into the playerbase mind. Come take a peek.",HAHA you forgot the +I have to stop hanging out with my friends apparently.,This is what they tell themselves so they feel better about being widely hated and having no friends whatsoever +Moisture gets trapped between the top and the roof underneath. I'm talking about landau tops...not convertibles.,Really? +Xhaka : I'm convinced Portugal isn't better than us,I don't see Eder in your team ya fuckboi +"at one time my mom said I was walking like a gay. Oh, hey. That's because I am. Thanks. Bye. Then continue on out of the room/keep doing what you were doing.",Extra points if you say it while twisting and moonwalking out of the room. +"According to Maslow's hierarchy of needs, sex is in the same league of needs as food, water and breathing","I want to say thats bullshit, but a loooooot of FAs have a tough time with the rest of life because they don't have sex." +"Funnily enough Fallout 1,2 and 4 are available while 3 and NV arent. All games have the same 2 headed cows","Yeah, noticed that in Fallout 4." +i'm an LA resident constantly getting trash talk on my Lakers and Dodgers. Finally some new smack I've never heard. Well done.,The problem with the Rams is I feel no need to defend them so our city just ends up getting shit on. +Finished my first game on ez: What next!,You didn't get Sultan of Rum? +"Decks that you miss I really miss Handlock. It doesn't seem to be very relevant in this current meta, and the nerfs didn't help it at all. I just thought it was such a cool deck idea, and now it's gone. What are some other decks that you miss?",Secret Pally +Cespedes/Trumbo for outfield Chapman/Melancon/Jansen for a closer,I couldn't take watching Trumbo's defense in the outfield. +Where??,Yeah where ? +What lesser-known video game was a 10/10 for you?,"Eternal Darkness, Fatal Frame, Gladius, and Psi-Ops." +"What you're comparing is a response from the JMods from more than 4 years ago vs. a response from them in the past 6 months. Times change, policies change. Back then they made mistakes by allowing these things to go unpunished and they now see what that caused (sigils are worthless by comparison), so now they are more heavy handed and stop these things from happening and punish abuse of them so we don't see a repeat.",Sigils are not worthless because of that lol. +I was so determined to finish this damn project that while being away for work I bought a ps4 (that I'll return) and found a video game rental place. WORTH IT FOR GRONK!!!,What was your mcdonalds order +Any word on the November mystery artist? I spent some time looking around the forums and here and I don't see anything. Does anyone know what the latest news is Thanks in advance.,Probably Metallica from their new CD. +#yes the 12 year old girls were savagely raped by the muslim rape gang,BBC told me it was an Asian rape gang +It's extremely disappointing to read that Eric Schniderman settled this case..... He and the other attorneys should have done their utmost to convince the petitioners to bring this case to court. He didn't even admit guilt.,"Yeah, everyone settles and agrees to pay $25 million because they're innocent." +"Gingrich: Without media 'assault,' Trump would be up 15 points",Damn those journalists and their absolute obsession with reporting every story they come across! +"Trump cabinet appointments will 'undo decades of progress', rights activists say","I'm so ready for women to start preforming abortions on themselves with coat hangers, that will be great!" +White women own up to it: You're the reason Hillary Clinton lost,WHITE PEOPLEEEEEEEEE! +Trump on accuser: She would not be my first choice,Its a trainwreck and I can not stop watching it. +to be honest every class lacks good aoe right now,You forgot the +Why are you flying in uniform?,free drinks? +"First R-rated movie? Just had a wave of nostalgia after finding The Crow is available on Netflix. This was the first R rated movie I saw as a TBM. Back then, I thought it would knock me down a few on the celestial ladder. Worth it.","300 Mm, pepperoni nipples..." +"If you don't mind having the ink from, And it came to pass smeared on your ass.","Asses to asses, dust to dust." +you need to use the development branch,How? +Why isnt bounty hunting a thing? Sounds like it could be very interesting.,"Wide open to abuse - set up a toon to grief HiSec carebears, pile up dank bounty and salty eve mails, shoot toon with an alt, profit." +Comic 3375 - Know When to Walk Away,I sense The Talk 2.0 coming. +Maybach s600,How do those rims look in person? +Grandma made this seafood paella for my birthday,"Here abuelita, have a gentle upvote for your delicious paella." +Jerusalem chief rabbi calls LGBT community 'cult of abomination' and that 'the Torah punishes it with death',He sounds like a charming guy! +Syria's Aleppo pounded as Assad vows to 'clean' city,This is a good way to ensure loyalty to the regime! +LCS USS Jackson undergoes full ship shock trials at sea.,Sir we regret to report the shock-wave has completely mangled the drive shaft and gearbox. +Hubbie forgot his lunch. Wife saved him a trip back up.,Take 76 was the charm! +Mute jammer got buffed?,"AFAIK, it's only buff was a couple of patches ago." +"Rick Perry is being considered for energy secretary, a position he wanted to eliminate",Drain the Swamp! +(shitpost)) one thing that really bothers me about zis,Best post +No revivvaaaal. You're bleeding out.,At jumping the Queue to get closer to seeing... Who's Who.. +It's truly amazing how transparently selective concern over this kind internet harassment is among certain groups of people.,I like how you point out facts and people downvote you because a guy made a Halloween costume. +Rename the ACC - Naming rights up for renewal 2019 Air Canada purchased naming rights to the arena for $30 million over 20 years since opening. Arena opened in 1999 so we are only a couple of seasons away from it being up for bid. I actually like The ACC however lets assume that Air Canada can't pony up the money for a renewal - what would you like to see the arena called and what corporate logo put on the arena? While I know it will never happen I'd love to see MLSE decide that they don't need that extra 50+ million they'd get now and just rename the arena to The Gardens or something similar...,"The Bombardier Centre, any renovation to the arena or roster moves will come with a yearly delay." +I laughed...then I went out and bought several dozen each of 3 different sized bears and built shelves in my bedroom...,"Yeah right, because people on reddit get laid" +"well since you said please, I think I want one too. please :)",get a job you losers +It's why my breath always smells great in the morning!,Way better than wine-breath :) +What do you mean not even furry porn? Is there a large SBFP fanbase among the furry community I haven't yet heard of?,Cuz of Furry Dick Con. +Gen 2 was not in order though. Silver was at the E4 but the next one had Eusine looking for Suicune which happened when we first enter the Burned Tower.,"wasn't in order for in game time, but since silver did come out before crystal it's technically in chronological order, yeah?" +My bus stop is patriotic as FUCK,What city is this? +"Can confirm, am an Minnesota fan and I hate Boston.","Can confirm, am pens fan, hate boston" +"My T-shirt for the simultaneous release of Fantastic Beasts and Pokemon Sun/Moon in NA! (Post removed in r/pokemon, so I figured id try here )",Would you mind if I used this picture as my facebook cover photo? +"#I HAD A DREAM I COULD BUY MY WAY TO HEAVEN, I WOKE UP AND SPENT THAT ON A MAGA HAT.",#ARE YOU SAYING BIG LEAGUE OR THAT OTHER THING THAT ASSIMILATED ENGLISH-SPEAKING AMERICAN CITIZENS SAY? +What's up with control mechanics in halo 5,"Idk man, I struggle with it too, far more than other shooters, and even other Halos." +WAIT A MINUTE ROGUE ONE DLC... What about this guys?,"They don't have revolutionizing female lead roles obviously, I don't understand your question." +Cleaning wasn't a chore back in my days.,Maybe you should hire some archaeologists to find the dinosaur bone in there. +"Yep, fuck everyone that thinks this is a good thing. DRM is shitty.","This isn't DRM but sure, let's get the pitchforks ready..." +Almost as bad as the picture angle,"Yeah, well, how else are you supposed to fit the whole car into a portrait picture?" +Emilia Clarke Joins the Han Solo Stand-Alone Film,"This might just be me, but I don't think she looks anything like Han" +This can only be a good thing.,You forgot the +It would behoove you learn how to take a joke.,Learn to use +When EA decides you should lose,It's all in your head dude +The dab was the cherry on the cake there.,cherry on the icing on the cake* +"I don't doubt we'll see more modes added to Skirmish, but I'm sure non DLC content will take precedence over adding DLC content to it. I don't think they just go Right, the DLC is released. We've sold as many as we're going to. They obviously don't consider it *already sold either way* if they are doing a large push on the heavily discounted new Ultimate Edition in Nov. And they don't want any of their DLC packs to be dead online before the final one has even released. It doesn't do wonders for late in the year DLC / Complete Edition sales if word is out that previous ones no longer have online players, so I'm certain it plays a factor in this.","Actually I think you may be right, sadly" +aight 6/7 on monday and 10/10 on wednesday and friday,"Whilst also ensuring Klay is on fire by then, it's genius" +Idk does it say '16M' in the title XD,You mean that isn't the size of your tits? +I've heard eye of newt somewhere before but I can't remember where,"Shakespeare's Macbeth, the witches use it in their spell" +"thats weird, nhl 17 came out yesterday and I preordered it sunday and started playing it at 11 pm cst","My best assumption is that because EA Sports is EA Sports, they can make sure things come out when they want." +I thought that Ethiopians were primarily Orthodox Christians. I know there are some Jewish minorities but Muslims?,"Yeah, I noticed people tend to associate Ethiopia with Christianity, but approximately 40% of Ethiopians are muslim and it's sadly quickly growing." +At least Baldwin will have consolation in that he plays the role so perfect that it shatters Trump's tough guy image to the point that Trump actually had a twitter tantrum over it,He'll toughen up those libel laws and show the Failing SNL who's boss +Fuck DJ Mag. Who's your top 5?,Chainsmokers Mako Illenium Ookay Tritonal or Breathe Carolina +"With all this debate on SBMM vs CBMM, I'm really curious whatever happened to damage referee I remember Bungie implementing this as a tool to punish players for having a bad connection instead of having them roam around in 'god mode', and for a little while I guess it worked. What bothers me the most about the current state of the Crucible is that it has been months since I've seen a red bar, rubber banding player in the Crucible get properly punished for that awful connection, every engagement ends up in either a trade 5 seconds after you've landed your last hit, or them getting the kill because it's impossible to get a hit on them. It makes for terrible gameplay as I can't predict if they're already engaging, if they were already hardscoping before they popped up on my screen... that kinda stuff. As I've seen a lot of people say: getting destroyed by an incredibly skilled player? Fair play. Getting rekt because connections make it impossible to have normal firefights with a player? Should never ever be happening, and I thought DR was the solution to that problem. **TL;DR** damage referee was supposed to be a solution to all the lag, but it's been forever since I've seen it work. Is it even still in the game?",Damage Referee lost their job +I can't even believe it's the same person.,What do you mean +I have no more chill left for these people. This election exposed them for who they really are. All that talk about unity tolerance and acceptance is a bunch of bullshit. They're more vile than the most ignorant racist fucks I've ever met.,There's a large group of actions by this non acting administration supporting your bullshit argument. +Everyone who made a profit by legally purchasing a product and exchanging it for a profit has my approval. You could try not being impatient and buying it once it's back in stock. It's a Nintendo. You've probably played all those games to death and all you're doing is buying the tiny one now.,"But damnit, I should be able to buy whatever I want at whatever price I want!" +"Fall Tidings and a new rule Happy thanksgiving and all that crap. To our neighbors across the pond, I don't know why we go so nuts either. Also, Sirius is already playing christmas carols and there's an inflatable santa on my neighbor's roof. Fuck me. Although, I guess after all that turkey, there maybe some good squeezing... But I digress. Now, the reason I'm here. New rule's going in the sidebar, part of the harassment block. It can be summed in one sentence: **Nobody gives the flying fuck off a royal rat's ass if a squeeze is faked.** Starting now, calling a fake is grounds for comment removal. Keep it up and you'll find yourself staring at a white wall. Doing so on OC will lead to an immediate week's ban. Automod will be tuned to alert mods on 'fake' buzzwords, but you all know the battles I have with AM. So until I get him to see reason, feel free to report them with prejudice.",why do i feel OP here is faking this thread? +Sometimes I just want to delete my Facebook.,I blame all Christians for the for the Oklahoma City bombing. +What happened to the bot? The guy deleted all his posts including the OP.,The guy who maintained it must've ghosted +Does kendall not have a personality? Or is it just me.,"She seems slightly insecure and not super confident in herself yet (which would make sense, given how overbearing Jill is as a mother)." +Denise was really hot back in the day. Her looks have been ruined over the years. That's what age and bad cosmetic decisions do to you.,or the Charlie Sheen effect. +What's a band you love that you wish more people knew about?,"Dr Dog, and The Shins." +CTR isn't magical. It exists.,"Every time I disagree with you, Hillary gives me a nickle." +PC doesn't eliminate free speech. See Donald Trump.,"So universities that ban words, offensive speech, and speakers don't exist?" +How come baldness haven't been cured yet ?,"I'm bald, and I find it offensive that you think I need to be cured" +Obamas Birth Certificate. Amirite?,You mean the one that was released? +70 pings is good enough?,for everyone except swedes yeah +Are you sure?,"Yeah those pencils look far too real to be drawn, no matter how good you are." +Vietnamese basket. This was apparently a thing there.,I... I don't want to actually look that up so I'll take your word on it. +"I know they are superhuman, but I still can't get over how quick and accurate Kimi's little sidestep is.",He has probably never broken a glass or a phone dropping it from the table. +Smallpox face.,But at least he doesn't have autism. +What's the online situation like?,"Haven't had the chance to play online yet, got home late last night and just popped into Training" +"What is wrong with you? You fly up into the sky, so you put charizard on d-pad up.",I like you. +X Factor Duo breaks up Over Chicken,"This was beautiful, amazing, and entertaining." +...And now we go to Ollie Williams for a current look on Hurricane Matthew.,Scrambles the Death Dealer +'Over the shoulder' look,This is gonna get removed for being too sexy. +For those of you with small boot SSDs and large hard drives :D,"Yeah, I really enjoy waiting for my HDD to spin up in order to view my documents." +If he was trying to get out of Sydney he would not have been courted by the doggies,They might have wanted him but he didn't go there +Interesting front-page,"Only 41 stars in the sky though, missed opportunity." +Did anyone else think this was a mirror and feel their brain melt when the cat jumped through it?,I am normal! +Typical right-wing nutjob. They're people too you know.,This is the reason why trump got elected +"It's about 3% of the population and we have a few majority Muslim neighbourhoods. Hell, we have a Muslim mayor in Calgary and so far he hasn't enacted Sharia.",He's just lulling you into a false sense of security. +Protest in Ghent,I'm completely shocked that an anti-trump protest would be held in Ghent. +He was great. He visited America later in his life (after being locked up for awhile during the French Revolution) and everywhere he went people basically were competing to give him the best present. One result if this was the founding of a college named after him which I now go to.,"Boy, Where do you think I am right now?^^^^Beat ^^^^Lehigh" +"... gentlemen, man the harpoons.",I'm narwhal-kin and I don't need your filthy harpoon. +Step 1: Terry Crews voices Doomfist Step 2: Doomfist has a highlight intro where he wildly flexes his pecs all up in your face.,Step 3: 'POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER' voice line +"Legal Marijuana. Well, I mean, come on, Washington and Oregon already beat them to it.","True, but having the state representing the world's eighth largest economy on board will probably speed things up for the rest of us." +You can actually kite Yasuo into his base,But not into yours. +I have had a look around and there is nothing about the rights of a flatmate that is NOT a leaseholder and not paying rent. Reddit is kind of my last resort before seeking legal advice after the weekend. Thanks for your help though!,Ask the CAB or your local Community Law Centre. +Halftime thoughts?,Cant wait until we buy van dijk in the summer. +I kneeled down to take a closer look at a caterpillar munching on a leaf then I heard tatatatatata on my right,"Cottonmouth, so aggressive" +Juan Mata,I'm not sure you know what imminent means. +"WOW, Brissett with the fastest QB rush this season",Didn't Brady have one of the fastest runs last year too? +Can you guys please help me spread my song please share,Bro the flow is nice good work +I love jokes. White male privilege is one of the best modern jokes I've heard.,"Yes, systemic racism ended when Jackie Robinson broke through that last color barrier." +Conforto with hair and can pitch.,How would we know if we kept bouncing him back and forth between triple a and the show +our love!,You never take advice +President Obama sent me a letter,"Meanwhile, let's grab women by the pussy." +**BREAKING** LOSER ALERT: COLIN KAEPERNICK,Kek magic doing work +"My friend's dad summed it up pretty well. The humour isn't dark or edgy enough to be funny, and the characters aren't likeable enough for you to really care about them. It just tries way to hard to be an edgy show, but ultimately falls extremely flat.",Too* +And now the smears from both sides begin. I've got no particular stake in Ellison getting the DNC chair. I think he'd be a good choice but I also think he's not the only good choice. But there seems to be this impulse to tear down every choice.,"I gotta say, I am truly terrified that his top donor is the all-mighty, ubiquitous *TCF Bank*." +I keep having to actively remember not to down vote these.,"Even as a liberal, I chuckled at this and might have considered giving it an upvote even if it wasn't FFG." +"You're massively over simplifying the situation, you don't know what other problems were happening in her life or if she had any other underlying mental problems",But the user I replied to isn't massively over simplifying the situation buy saying that she 'simply broke'? +Hollywood honors Japanese samurai actor Toshiro Mifune,Maybe hollywood can make a movie about him and have tilda swinton star as toshiro mifune. +"What LED strips do you use? I just finished my first and my case is feeling a little dark. I want to know which brand of LED strips do you use, any link will help.",Anything from china that's under 10 dollars. +How does the artist manage to make her face look so flat and yet her boobs so big.,outlining in white flattens. +This was around when I was 13 or 14 in '98 or '99. Growing up I knew the household spending limit for Christmas was ~$150 per kid (only 2 of us) but I really wanted a new computer. I begged and pleaded for one and my parents would joke and tell me no. Christmas morning came I walk out of my bedroom and see a huge gateway box!!!! I run to it to waste no time in setting it up.... but it's empty.... my parents laugh at my disappointment. I didn't expect a computer because I knew they where way past the budget but I was holding out hope. After my parents got me with the 30 seconds of laughing they told me they really got me a computer it's out the the car but I have to go get it. Best Christmas present ever but horrible way to give it....,Fake out! +Money doesn't buy happiness It can. The only reason they say that is so people won't riot in the streets.,Money can't prevent sadness. +Two wrongs don't make a right.,But do two wongs make a rice? +"Good, fucking lazy druggies need to get off their ass.","yeah, they should get off their asses and get hooked on opioids and meth" +Hamilton star under fire for controversial tweets,locker room talk +"Yeah, a continent populated by people fleeing religious Persecution, and fought a revolution to enshrine in their very first enumerated right, ...Freedom of Religion..., and around 80% believe in some form of higher power, although they don't attend formal religious services... Is *actually* heavily influenced by religion? Madmen! Jesus CHRIST. I can't believe I share this world with such smarmy, know-it-all, holier than thou cretins.",Fuck religion. +And I know half of you are going to say what's leftover steak? Ha ha.,came here to say that :P +"Gotta be warriors enraged regeneration, take reduced damage and heal more when you smash your enemies face in, can't think of anything better","Shouting at your blood for it to get back into your body, staring angrily at your wounds til they close.. I want a warrior healing spec." +"We insult people by calling them assholes, dicks & pussies - some of the most important and essential body parts. We should be calling people we don't like an appendix.",Only on the Reddit can you find intellectual humor like this :D +And you could do it because Sridhar Acharya was your uncle.,*prod* +"Any way to run nginx processes as user or group? We are designing server where multiple sites are hosted and each sites is handled by user. We need to assign storage, memory and other resources to each. Is it possible on nginx? Related suggestions are highly appreciated. Thanks.",I believe you might need an container such as docker to suit your needs. +Obviously Sakura.,All she did was adding salt to injury :p +Everybody knows you launder gold through guild banks.,Has always saved my stuff (and main account) from bot ban waves. +"Idk how, but my dartrix was lv29 (actually its because max affection) and got a crit eith razor leaf. Literally one shot it. Didnt know it was a difficult one for most people though.",Yeah I don't know why these scrublords are struggling so much lol +What would you rather Malphite take? It's fine on Lee Sin too.,idk dude dft is pretty op on malphite +Millennial Home Ownership Shrinks as Student Debt Grows,"Pull yourself up by your bootstraps, you millenials just want free stuff." +Fire. Tim. Beck. That is all.,why not blame urban? +Michael Muhammad Knight vs. Hamza Yusuf | VICE | Canada,"Of all the people to go after, I'm a bit surprised he chose HY." +1v1 Shipment quickscopes only trick shot last Was the equivalent of 1v1 FD No Items,Fox only +Having ties with Russia is cause for an investigation?,Yet you are fine with killing family members of terrorists. +Alfred is behind Elliot.,No way. +At least he tries to pretend. His opponent did not.,makes sense +O....M...G........ Ciara..... You are so correct You are my saint,She's so op that she breaks the game +"Who would you like to hear sing the next Bond theme song? One of the things that makes James Bond unique among any other film franchise its theme songs. From Tom Jones, Shirley Bassey, Duran Duran and Adele. Personally, I would like Michael Buble belt out the next theme. He is a soulful crooner, who is classy and a gentlemen as is Bond. Plus, watch his music video",Jack White and Alicia Keys +"'My friends died,' heckler shouts. 'So did my son,' Joe Biden shoots back",The ass shouldn't have been heckling. +Yea but how do they get the money from someone who most likely doesn't have it? Do they just pay $500 a month for 240 months? THAT'S 20 FUCKIN YEARS!,Court judgements have an amazing way of compelling people to pay. +"Both of Ronda Rousey's movies postponed/possibly cancelled, studio has concerns over her acting ability",Never saw that coming +"While Right wing opinions are on the rise again, it's still a small minority. Trump is right of center and can hardly be called a conservative, Brexit was economic which isnt really relevant to the topic and the Alt Right is a tiny internet based minority.",But... But I thought Trump was literally Hitler... +Sounds misogynistic.,Could it be the dreaded *internalized misogyny*? +"What the fuck happened to *Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.*",My guess is it stopped being taught and instead people taught How dare you!? +How is this possible?,The paper must be coated in LSD +The download thing has been exactly like this for an hour. What do I do?,It wants you to update all your dang apps first. +"In your opinion only, my friend.","Pesky, isn't he?" +Child gymnast does a flip over a white sports car speeding down the road at him,"I was in gymnastics at the time Ok cool yea that explains everything, thanks." +"Sounds like a crappy airline founded in 1992, and all the planes are military cargo ones hastily converted. The Stewardess is some bruiser who's weirdly defensive of Ukraine, and while the food is shite there is a TON of vodka.",Sounds like Putin's private plane +"I'm not scared of the word bond. Quite the opposite, not enough risk for long term growth.","High quality bonds don't always give attractive returns, but they are still an attractive diversifier that brings stability to a portfolio." +Damn im like 5 episodes before is it that good?,Did you read the manga? +"Yes. Learn the actual pathophysiology behind it. pH of blood is determined by the amount of retained C02 held within the blood as bicarbonate. (H+ & HCO3). Specifically those H+ ions determine the pH. Lots of H+ ions, = acidic. Too few = alkaline. So, if your patient hyperventilates, they blow off all of thier carbon dioxide. They lose H+ ions. They go into respiratory alkalosis. If your patient fails to do much of the breathing thing at all, poor tidal volume, dodgy exchange, they will fail to get rid of enough C02. The H+ ions will build up. They'll become acidotic.",This is the only correct answer. +"Aha! Yes, I did misunderstand you. Sorry! My fault.","Absolutely no worries, I tend to write on the assumption that people are telepathic." +"Why is it that I can't convince the game my team sucks? Trying to tank in GM mode. Terrible players have high minutes. Hard set rotations. I sim a game and it has me beating the cavs by 30. My team is designed to be 2014 sixers level because my two stars both tore up their knees. I don't get why the sims seem to win me games I've no business sticking around in. And conversly, I lose to the sixers and nets when I sim with my teams that have been crafted for stardom. I don't get this. Is there some switch to flip to make it realize what's going on?",How good is your coach? +"It was the crew chief's call to have the 14 stay out. There's no reason to demonize Cole Whitt for this. Conspiracy time!!! (Just for fun, guys). NASCAR encouraged the 14 to stay out to create drama. OR. To make sure that the first international driver wins a NASCAR championship.....",Or Dat Toyoda der made shure Daniel won the championship on Facebook +Iceman probably. He was ok in that series where he played the FBI prohibition investigator.,Boardwalk Empire +"PSA: Your trip mine stays active if you switch loadouts Apologies if this is old news, but I figured it out last night and was too fired up not to share. Playing cargo on Rebel Depot in my defensive* loadout, which includes the trip mine: I had placed a trip mine at one of the side entrances to our base a while back, died, switched to my chase carriers/run the cargo loadout which does *not* include the trip mine. A minute later I get a notification that my previous trip mine took someone out. So trip mines stay active, even if you switch to a loadout that doesn't have the trip mine in it. I fully expected my mine to disappear when I spawned in with the other loadout. It effectively gives you 3 star cards for a limited time. *The ability to have a different trait with each loadout is worthy of its own strategy discussion thread, IMHO. TLDR: trip mines stay active until tripped or you place another mine",I noticed the medical droid I put down in a previous life was still healing my teammates and giving me points even though I switched loadouts as well! +"Their money, the sky is a public space. I think. It's FAA controlled, but I don't think that falls into tax sponsored expression of religion. The good news is, it's a temporary thing. Dust in the wind.","Never claimed it was illegal, just ridiculous." +Sheesh! You're a savage bro!,Yeah I'll probably end up taking it to Goodwill +Oh please. The corporate world is full of crazy consultants. We just had like a corporate culture forensic analyst spend three months in our office to come to the conclusion that we don't communicate,If you had just communicated you could have told them that earlier! +"So, you're the reason we now have Trump.",Yeah those 4 million votes for johnson would have helped shillary win +How does go gonorrhoea compare to regular gonorrhoea ?,Go go gadget gonorrhoea +Guys how do we look? I lost a bet to my penguins fan friend and am currently watching this fucking Columbus game. Crosby scored already on some bitch ass tip in that looked like he did it on accident.,am i in the wrong if i prefer the jackets to lose so they don't one up our streak? +Apostasy should be legalized. Thoughts?,I thought only atheism is a problem in Malaysia since it is part of our constitution to believe in a higher power? +He's entertainment. Lighten up.,he's a well known xenophobe amongst other things but who cares! +The hardcore ironmen are even annoying me....,Am I allowed to trashtalk both of them if I make an UIM now? +This is r/Kanye.... why are you here?,because kanye fans make him giggle +Who the fuck is cycling or jogging after a blizzard?,"Obviously women doing women stuff, because the men are too busy removing snow and being emergency services and and driving trucks to stores, so women need their recreation time" +to repeat my earlier comment she's trying to prove she doesn't have brain damage by declaring war on a cartoon frog.,Isn't that what any reasonable person without brain damage would do? +"I was too. Much like the disappearance of Patron Warrior and Secret Paladin, it was Handlock's time to go, and as you can see by the lack of existence on ladder nowadays, it was Giant that was the problem with its proliferation.","Yeah, so glad that cancer decks like handlock are gone, now we can bathe in midrange shaman skillful display" +Clinton: A taco truck on every corner sounds delicious,Do I need any more reasons to vote for Hillary? +What fetish are you ashamed or embarrassed to admit you enjoy? Why?,"Every time I search for lesbian anal fisting, I honestly feel a bit silly." +Rhino lore,"Rhino Prime lore, you filthy ungilded pleb." +"Wtf, why nerf the t6+ guns?",Because IJN guns are overpowered +"CASSIE'S ULT SUCKS Other than revealing a Skye or Sha Lin, this ult is terrible. I think it would be epic to have her falcon fly up and dive bomb 1 person, insta killing them... Or crits or something at least! Her ult is really bad...","her ult should be her screaming Japanese as she shoots a giant bird, it'd be a good buff" +"No boost sole, no cop.","The boost inside the sole right behind the AirPod, duh" +Switch corki for AP Kog and you're right. Gotta throw in a lil AP besides the support MF.,"Corki is either ad/ap hybrid when built as ad, or ap based if building strictly for rocket spam :)" +#TRIGGERED,Came here to say this. +"Randia, what are your favourite podcasts?",Mann Ki Baat +Before and after Photoshop,"It was better at night, no need to lighten it and get rid of the fog." +Hi! Small world and all that,"What part, may I ask?" +"Get him a prostitute. Past a certain point the mental / emotional hurdle of virginity is a huge barrier for some guys and is just better to get out of the way asap. That, and high quality prostitutes are pretty easy to come by now (even where illegal).",If he's reached the puritan stage it might even be too late for that. +I don't think I've ever touched the keyboard when playing a civ game...,Then you never played a civ game efficiently. +I don't get diarrhea after eating Taco Bell.,"Hey, one answer per AskReddit thread, bud." +Halloween Concert - Man dressed as Jesus Christ crowd surfs during the song Jesus Christ,also dont forget that later in on the night jesse pointed and yelled LOOK AT JESUS IN THE PIT! +Bernie Sanders at a meeting of the Socialist Party U.S.A. Circa 1983,"At a socialist party USA meeting, this could be the most uncool picture ever." +Assassin's creed 2 remaster repost.,"Its not a repost, OP mirrored the screenshot after all..!" +Missed me some Brisket,"*In Homer Simpson voice* Mmmmm, Briskettt" +Feel free to instruct them on how the lines should be. Bring hadiths and such.,Ya that's how you make friends. +Did you just compare the right to access land you legally own to rape?,"The rape is just thrown in there for no reason, doesn't even mwke sense" +They got 2nd they didn't win,You could say they won.....2nd place. +Barclays has plans to let customers use Facebook for banking,"Yes, please, let fb keep track of my payments nothing can possibly go wrong with this idea." +This is what I don't get with these idiots. They keep having more and more children. Then complain that it's hard. Well no shit.,"Because that's what you *do*, silly!" +What's one thing every man should know before having sex for the first time?,It will be awkward and crap +What are you not saying right now?,[] +"This can run a lot of games at ultra 1080p with the GTX970 and i5 for sure. The only thing that's a bit shitty is the PSU in the build, but you can replace that with something better if you want. For 550 its a solid deal as the GTX970 second hand still is like 180-200 euro and the CPU would be another 120 then with the windows license and otherparts you'd be looking at around 600 euro all second hand stuff with a new windows license.","So, your'e saying this PSU won't last long under heavy gaming sessions?" +"Heckler yelling Where's Durant?. That's cold, man.",It's probably the fucker wearing the KD warriors jersey up front +Factorio - Sandstorm,Can we get the power consumption graph? +Am I doing desktop'ing right?,"Thanks, you reminded me of the mess my desktop is, gonna go ahead and disable it, it's not like I ever use it anyways..." +thx for having downvoted me for telling the truth :),chill bro they will be at the next convention +Back where?,You'll know when you're back. +"Hey look, free kill!","Let's teleport in plain sight of the enemy team, what can go wrong?" +emes,D +"Tinfoil doesn't seem to waste any battery power when not in use. I've used it for about 3 years, and am very happy with its performance. Of course, I had to give in months ago and install Messenger, but I selectively take away permissions from it, which seems to help.",Disa also allows you to get FB messages and reply to them with most of the messenger functionality. +"Panthers WR @89SteveSmith needs 3 receptions to become the 14th player in NFL history to record 1,000 career receptions",Sheiiitttt didn't know we still had him +What makes you instantly respect someone?,Face tattoo. +Does this assume what I think is fun?,You need some software to determine your preferences? +Something I forgot about the Raw Tag Titles The New Day have had such a long reign that I completely forgot that the previous champions were The Primetime Players. That's how long they've had those titles for.,The Whotime Whatsits? +(Australia) Target having a massive sale for games this weekend! What are you picking up?,what amazing deals! +"Citrulline, and by extension L-Arginine, are feel good supplements. IIRC they provide little to no benefit in actual training, and the effects they do provide are marginal. With that said I enjoy watching my arms turn into big veiny cock goblins. When you're bulking and you have shoulder striations, delt veins, arm veins, chest veins, lat veins, and a fucking tire of fat around your hips it's the little things that help psychologically.","Yeah but look at all these posts on here supplementing citrulline that helps them during workouts, sex, high blood pressure, it's gotta be fo realz" +Yes. I'd rather pay more tax than continue with this farce.,I'm sure you've called your MP about how you'd like them to raise taxes. +There really aren't many new adjustables on the market - that are made of any decent quality. The Merkur Futur and Progress are really the only ones that are easily available. Of the two the Progress is likely the easiest of the two to master. The old Gillette adjustables are decent. The downfall is getting a hold of a super adjustable for a reasonable price isn't exactly easy. I gave up on trying to find one. However I've got a Slim and a Fatboy - and I would assume the Super Adjustable gives a comparable shave. TBH : IMO DE89 gives a better shave than any of the Gillettes. Mostly because the angle of the blade vs the cap is actually not at a good cutting angle. If the Merkurs maintain the blade angle better - once you get past their size - I'd think they should provide a superior shave.,im actually curious about the rockwell Model T. +This is so sad. How can anyone justify such actions?,they need a way to justify all that expensive military equipment +self-realization: understanding the truth that you are one with God and you will live forever,Matrix: realize you are trapped in the matrix +I heard you guys like close battles?,Hope you lost just cause of RG +Just trust him,I have blind trust in Trump. +"It's pretty blurry in rust too, unless they changed it.",I think I misinterpreted OP's title I thought he was meaning being able to see underwater when he might have been talking about water's clarity +"To all of those who make threads about people who do not get their farmable units to max SA. I'm probably one of the unpopular kids around this playground, but... I think that's really stupid. Not everyone has the time or inclination to farm when it feels like a chore, so if you're hardcore enough to farm every little thing out of this game, props to you, but why don't we stop with this ridiculous bashing? It's like the nerd trashing, only backwards this time. Play your game, delete the friend that doesn't meet your expectations and move on. No need to make a fuss about this.","Get the fuck outta here with your logic bro,don't stop the circlejerk" +LF3M WotM fresh run must be experienced and 370+ light,HyperShadows1 Warlock 375 with experience and OP +Awesome :),I am proud of you for being positive OP +Why James tho,"I'm guessing he switches to 41212 narrow in game, puts James as CAM." +Haha I love these first quarter overreactions,"Mariota doesn't have a TD, fuck everything" +The running back situation played a pretty big part in this. Ryan loves seeing the doctor.,Damn Obamacare +"Well Fuck, The Eraser Just Clicked (Finally!) It took me getting more into TKOL, and then Atoms for Peace, to be able to go back and appreciate this album. It's really good, I love the beats, and hearing those first inklings toward the synth sounds we would begin to become so familiar with later! Plus that bass!? Damn, I am glad I finally gave it an actual shot. Now I've got new stuff to listen to! Yay! What is it that you appreciate about this album?",Analyse is great - I was really suprised that i heard it while credits were roling in movie The Prestige :D thats when i gave a chance to Eraser and damn its a great album +where was this watchdog conservative 16 years ago,What a maverick +"Meanwhile, our new head of the department of energy won't believe in global warming. Hahaha fuck us so hard.",Ah but trump doesn't actually mean what he has said for years and is actually some sort of progressive genius that isn't an asshole! +Kitty came back from the vet trippin balls,I needed this after watching the video of the dog screaming bloody murder while being pet. +You shoulda slapped the shit outta him,"Yeah, let's promote child abuse." +"That doesn't ever really prevent subsequent questions, in my experience.","True, but it's a more reasonable response than he came up with, I cringed when I read it." +Gmae Thread: Titans @ Colts The Colts host the Titans as they come off their bye week and hope to keep up the momentum from their win over the Packers 2 weeks ago. This gmae is a must win for both teams. Who will prevail?,cut him +All game long so far they have been blatantly holding. ZERO calls,There was a rule change this year that allows lineman to grab players by the throat and throw them to the ground +Fucking doric columns in the dining room,Everyone knows only Ionic columns belong in a dining room! +"Perhaps we can merely register the Muslim ones *extra hard*? Like, throw a little more elbow grease into the database when they're Muslim, y'know?",Maybe make them wear little green crescents as a warning to good God fearing Americans? +Trump is for the rights of states. This means that he will most likely leave this issue to the voters in each state. Remember the raids on medical dispensaries under Obama? Not gonna happen (hopefully) under Trump. He is also against the war on drugs.,What makes you say he's against war on drugs? +Nah they don't have the technology for that. 5 gold per 3 wins it is.,requires much technology +"Game Thread: Flames vs. Ducks **Drinking Game:** - Gaudreau scores - 3 drinks - Tkachuk pisses someone off - 1 drink - D. Hamilton/Bennett stick infraction penalty - 2 drinks - Brodie/Gio make an stretch pass - 2 drinks - Backlund/Frolik force a turnover - 1 drink - Ferland hits - 2 drinks - Engelland looks like a pylon - 2 drinks - Wideman fucks up - 1 drink - Fight - 3 drinks **Bonus:** * PP goal - 3 drinks * Ice the puck on the PP - 3 drinks * Puck over the boards, delay of game penalty - 2 drinks * Dougie Hamilton trade rumours mentioned - 1 drink * Kesler/Bieksa look stupid - 2 drinks",RAIN RAIN RAIN +The holding and blocks from behind are blatant. There o lineman just grabbed our guy from behind,Best oline in the league. +"Hello there, a random Nebby here.",Get in the bag Nebby! +#Need. Diecast. Now.,That would be BIG LEAGUE! +"Tell you what, when one man goes down, we have some okay players to fill. Hm.",well it is built +downvotes incoming...,Were Charger fans not animals +"The Buffs are definitely for real. It's been an incredible turnaround, and if MacIntyre doesn't get coach of the year the whole thing is rigged.",But what about Kirk Ferentz? +CREEPINNN,THIZCREEPIN +*Dak booty?,Dat Brady +"Isn't it odd that NYT's top shareholder donates to Clinton Foundation and somehow the paper ends up as the most anti-Trump paper published? Must be a coincidence, right?",Reality has a liberal bias. +Thought Paradox would enjoy this,Not One-Tag 5/7 +TIL that some non-redheaded men have red beards because they have one copy of the MC1R gene. Two copies would make them fully redheads,"Dark blond hair, red beard... fml" +WHERE IS HE??!?!?,Handing in my essay #mad #legend #HEDIDTHAT +"These people are the exception, not the rule. You need to have some pretty intense social pull, like a lot of money or a kick-ass house, to be a constant asshole and still have people fawn over you.","There is no *rule* to have exceptions to, because karma does not exist." +what's the quiet mode?,1266 mhz core clock compared to the 1306-1342 core clock on boost mode +"I always wonder, how can people state facts based on pure imagination...",TSM Fans +"Yeah, Full AD team, better rush Wits End! :P Imo Botrk is also a really good first item.",It makes it less gold efficient but evens out with the amount of magic damage Kog'Maw deals himself. +"How WWE Should Book Survivor Series 2016 **Hey everyone! Every month, days before PPV's happen, I share my thoughts on the show and card and how I would book the show that has unexpected swerves, returns, debuts, and a memorable show that would leave fans happy. If you want, you can read some past editions of these by clicking on my name and searching. I have been doing these for every PPV since Night Of Champions 2015. I hope you enjoy, and this is how Survivor Series 2016 Should Be Booked.** **PRE SHOW** * Oh... oh god... it's 2 hours... We get the usual panel of Renee, Booker, Lita, and Jerry Lawler. Two Social Media Lounge segments are announced earlier in the day with Kalisto and Sami Zayn. There actually haven't been any Pre show matches announced as of yet, so we can use our IMAGINATION and make some up! We get to our first one. **1ST KICKOFF MATCH: Bo Dallas vs Curtis Axel** * At least this has a tiny bit of background behind it. Bo and Axel still have unfinished business after their mini feud a few weeks ago. Bo is out first followed by Axel. The match goes 8 minutes and Axel gets his win back after pinning Bo with a Perfect-Plex. **WINNER: Curtis Axel** * We get the SML with Kalisto and then the panel talks some more and give predictions and we get video packages and all that good stuff. We get to our 2nd kickoff match. **2ND KICKOFF MATCH: TJ Perkins, Neville, Cedric Alexander & Rich Swann vs Ariya Daivari, Gran Metalik, Drew Gulak, & Tony Nese** * 8 man tag. Neville should be part of the CW division. The heels are out first followed by the face Team. The match goes 14 minutes, and the faces win after Neville hits a Red Arrow onto Daivari's legs and then tags in TJ to locks in the kneebar on his injured knee. **WINNERS: TJ Perkins, Neville, Cedric Alexander and Rich Swann** * We get the Sami Zayn SML and then we get the panel's final predictions and thoughts, and we get to Survivor Series. **MAIN SHOW** * We get the opening video package and pyro as Michael Cole welcomes us to the 30th annual Survivor Series. Like Summerslam, the RAW team will call RAW matches, the SD team will call SD matches, and for dual brand matches, like the one that's kicking off, both teams will talk. **1ST MATCH: New Day, The Club, Cesaro & Sheamus, Enzo & Cass and the Shining Stars (TEAM RAW) vs Heath Slater & Rhyno, Hype Bros, Breezango, The Usos and American Alpha (TEAM SD)** * New Day is out first and they have all sorts of canaidian stereotypes, as Big E tosses out Maple Syrup to the crowd, and Kofi has a canaidian flag, and Woods is wearing a Maple Leafs jersey playing a special red and white trombone. Their gear is red and white also. Slater/Rhyno out next, followed by Enzo and Cass, then Breezango, then The Shining Stars, then Hype Bros, The Club, Usos, Cesaro and Sheamus, and finally American Alpha. The match goes 28 minutes (SS matches are always really long, calm down). The champs on both respective brands start it off. The Hype Bros are eliminated first after the Club hits a magic killer. Next, The Usos eliminate Sheamus/Cesaro after arguing. New Day eliminate Breezango. Shining Stars eliminate Usos. It looks like RAW is killing SD, but SD make a comeback. AA eliminate Shining Stars and Enzo/Cass. Slater/Rhyno eliminate Club. New Day are the last RAW team left, and for SD it's down to AA and the champs. Woods has some shenanigans with the trombone on the outside and throws it at Slater and then Big E eliminates the SD Tag champs with a Midnight Hour. The lone survivors on either team are New Day and American Alpha. The crowd is electric and Jason Jordan and Big E are the legal men. They lock up and they fight for 2-3 more minutes. The ref is distracted by Xaivier as he thinks he's trying to help Big E, but suddenly two men in hoods come from under the ring. They lay out Kofi and Xaivier and then run to the back. It would be revealed the next night on Raw that the masked men would be the debuting Revival, and in the main event they would defeat New Day for the titles. Revival would say they don't care about Brand Supremecy, and they damn sure didn't do it to help their formal rivals American Alpha. They wanted to make a name and deception overcame New Day to give the TOP GUYS a title shot, that they knew with !00% certainty they would win. Alpha hit Grand Amplitude on Big E and AMERICAN ALPHA are now instantly over to the spot they deserve and they look impressive. Alpha would say on SD that they didn't like the way they won, but they knew they would for SD. American Alpha are the lone survivors, and would challenge for the Tag Titles against Slater/Rhyno at TLC in a Chairs match. I'll have the match card for TLC at the end of this post. **WINNERS: TEAM SD** *LONE SURVIVORS: AMERICAN ALPHA* * We get an ad for WWE Shop. **2ND MATCH: Brian Kendrick (c) vs Kalisto (Cruiserweight Championship; if Kalisto wins, the CW's move to SDLIVE)** * Kendrick is out first followed by Kalisto. The match goes 13 minutes. I hate to be having so many title changes in such a short amount of time, but it's obvious that Kalisto will and should win here because 205Live is right after SD. Plus, Kalisto was US Champ at the beginning of the year, so he has credibility, and he's really good. The match ends when Kendrick locks in the Captain's Hook, but Kalisto leans against Kendrick and makes his way to his feet, still holding on to Kendrick's head, and then runs off the ropes and hits a Salida Del Sol for the win and title. **WINNER and NEW CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION: Kalisto** * We get a backstage interview with American Alpha about being the lone survivors and winning for SD. **3RD MATCH: Charlotte Flair, Sasha Banks, Bayley, Nia Jax & Alicia Fox (Team Raw) vs Becky Lynch, Alexa Bliss, Naomi, Carmella, & Nikki Bella w/ Natlaya (TEAM SD)** * Bayley is out first followed by Becky Lynch, Nia Jax, Carmella, Alicia Fox, Alexa Bliss, Sasha, Naomi, Charlotte, and finally captain Nikki Bella with coach Natalya. The match goes 22 minutes. Sasha and Alexa start things off. Nia Jax eventually gets in and plows through everyone and eliminates Naomi and Carmella to get Raw a good start. Becky locks in the Disarmer on Alicia to tap her out and eliminate her. Bayley hits a Bayley to Belly through the SD announce desk to eliminate Alexa. I love Alexa the most out of anyone on this team, but Becky and Nikki should be the final two on SD. At least it's a big way to send her out. Sasha hits a Backstabber into a Bank Statement to tap out Nikki, and Nikki goes to the back and shes about to do the same to Becky but all of a sudden Charlotte runs in and throws Sasha out of the ring. She just wants to be a dick heel. She wants the pin for herself. The glory for herself. She throws out Banks and runs off the ropes and hits a spear to Becky to win the Women's match for Team Raw. It's 1-1. **WINNERS: TEAM RAW** *Lone Survivors: Charlotte Flair, Sasha Banks, Nia Jax & Bayley* * We get an ad for TLC. **4TH MATCH: Kevin Owens, Chris Jericho, Seth Rollins, Braun Strowman & Roman Reigns (TEAM RAW) vs AJ Styles, Dean Ambrose, Bray Wyatt, Randy Orton & Shane McMahon w/ James Ellsworth (TEAM SD)** * I'M #TEAMBRAUN. Owens is out first followed by Bray Wyatt & Randy Orton, then Chris Jericho, Shane McMahon, Roman Reigns, Dean Ambrose and James Ellsworth, Braun Strowman, AJ Styles, and finally Seth Rollins. The match goes 35 minutes, and has lots of first time interactions that everyone will jizz over and lots of big spots and moves. Rollins and Reigns argue over who will start the match and Ambrose walks up to them for a huge pop for another mini Shield Reunion. Ambrose gives them both a jumping Dirty Deeds. Ambrose throws Reigns out and Rollins and Ambrose start the match. Orton eliminates Roman after Roman hits Orton with a Superman Punch, and then runs off the ropes to hit a spear but Orton catches him Midair with an RKO. Shane hits Jericho with a Coast to Coast with a trashcan to eliminate Y2J. Bray and Strowman are the legal men at one point and they have a staredown. Suddenly, Luke Harper runs in from behind and Orton RKOs the ref and Harper and Bray beat down Strowman with steel chairs. Wyatt hits a Sister Abigail to eliminate Strowman. It's not looking good for RAW. Strowman gets offered to be helped out by trainer but he pushes them all down. As Strowman is walking to the ramp, Ellsworth runs up and extends his hand to a HUGE pop. The man that started it all for the Chinless Wonder. Strowman looks pissed and Ellsworth realizes what hes done. James tries to run but Strowman catches him and MURDERS him by giving him a Running Powerslam through the barricade. Owens starts to make a comeback as Rollins is laid out on the outside and he gets RKO'ed by Orton. Rollins runs in to try to help but he eats a Styles Clash from AJ. It's 1-5. Kevin Owens is the last member of Team Raw to a full Team SD. Owens has the Yeah I'm fucked look on his face. Styles hits a Pele Kick on Owens as he turns around. Owens is down now and Styles goes to the apron to set up the Forearm. Owens is up and Styles is about to jump but Bray Wyatt runs in and hits a Sister Abigail to pin Owens and win for Team SD. Wyatt celebrates as AJ is still on the apron and looks stunned. Styles goes in the ring and pushes Wyatt. Wyatt and Styles have words and Styles says that that was his pin. Styles slaps Bray and Bray laughs. Wyatt hits a Sister Abigail on Styles and then holds up the WWE World Title to a huge pop. Styles is laid out and Wyatt drops the title over Styles then walks out. Another Wrestlemania storyline has just begun. **WINNER: TEAM SD** *LONE SURVIVORS: Clean Sweep* * We get an ad for the network and Wrestlemania. **5TH MATCH: The Miz (c) vs Sami Zayn (Intercontinental Championship)** * Sami is out first followed by Miz. I really don't get why they had Ziggler lose the title last week. Sami is just gonna win it here. Maybe they wanted to keep Ziggler looking strong for something. The match goes 16 minutes and Zayn wins the title after he hits a Helluva kick. But then he wants to really send a statement. He puts Miz back in the corner for a second Helluva kick. 1. 2. 3. Sami Zayn is finally champ. Zayn is interviewed after the match by Byron Saxton and there is confetti everywhere. Zayn talks about what he went through to get to this point. He says he think he would be treated better on SD, and disses Mick and Stephanie, and says the IC Title is STAYING on SD, because he's GOING to SD! **WINNER and NEW IC CHAMP: Sami godamn Zayn** **6TH MATCH: Brock Lesnar w/ Paul Heyman vs Goldberg** * This match will be very interesting. The crowd reaction and how Goldberg does, as he's 49, hasn't wrestled in 12 years, and tweaked his shoulder on RAW. We get a video package before the match and Lesnar is out first followed by Goldberg. All main roster and NXT talent are there and we see DIY doing their Glorious Bomb during the entrance with their newly won NXT Tag Titles as they promised. The match goes 11 minutes, because there's no way Goldberg can do a really long match. At first, as a rib to the fans, they lock up once for a few seconds, then break it then lock up again, as a flashback to what their WM20 match was. They try to lock up one more time but Lesnar gets Goldberg up on his shoulders and hits an F-5, and Goldberg just barely kicks out. Hopefully it's much better than expected and exceed's everyone's expectations. In one spot, Goldberg spears Lesnar into the ring post. The big spot in the match is when Goldberg nails Lesnar with a Jackhammer through the RAW table. Lesnar works over Goldberg's arm the whole match and at one point he powerbombs Goldberg onto the apron and Goldberg's arm lands on the edge. The match ends when Lesnar locks in the Kimura Lock on Goldberg and in kayfabe breaks his arm, and Goldberg taps out. Lesnar hasn't won with the Kimura Lock in a while, and it would tell a good story here. After the match Goldberg is put in a Splint and stretchered out. Lesnar is celebrating and poses on the middle rope as pyro goes off. Lesnar has won the mega match. The camera is focused on Lesnar as he gets down and we hear the crowd erupt. All of a sudden, Samoa Joe runs and nails Lesnar with his newly won NXT Title. Just because Joe won back the title doesn't mean he can't be on the main roster, as many superstars have done the same, and he's no doubt losing it back to Nakamura at the show in Osaka, Japan in December. Heyman screams at Joe but then Heyman tries to apologize and says his I;m just an advocate line and Joe grabs him by the collar and hurls him over the ropes. Joe nails Lesnar with a Muscle Buster and then locks in the Coquina Clutch and won't break it even after all the trainers and refs in the locker room spill out to try to stop him. Joe finally breaks it. We have another Wrestlemania storyline begun. **WINNER: Brock Lesnar** *TLC CARD (SDLIVE)* * WWE World Title: AJ Styles (c) vs Dean Ambrose (TLC) * IC Title: Sami Zayn (c) vs The Miz vs Bray Wyatt vs Dolph Ziggler (Tables) * SD Tag Titles: Slater/Rhyno (c) vs American Alpha (Chairs) * SD Women's Title: Becky Lynch (c) vs Alexa Bliss (Ladder) * Kane vs Luke Harper * Carmella and Natalya vs Nikki Bella and Naomi * Pre Show: Baron Corbin vs Kalisto (No.1 Contendership to IC Title) I'll have my card for the Royal Rumble for both brands on my How WWE Should Book TLC 2016 post. I hope you all enjoyed! This was a longer one. Tell me what you liked or didn't like and what on here you'd like to see happen on the show! Enjoy Survivor Series everybody!",Are we starting the Bray Wyatt Wrestlemania championship circle jerk early this year? +Tyron good y'all,Thank god +Omg nice was it common or rare??,Epic - -- --- -- - +Visual glitch,The lightning is just missing the curve animation. +The communists also refused to join a coalition because of how the Spartacist revolutionaries were treated (killed),Damn It Bernie.. +pashaBiceps answers! Know The Team: Who's the best at stuff in Virtus.Pro?,"I feel for the cameraman, ...left...right...left...right :D Pasha always brings a smile on my face, what a great guy." +I love being sensitive to other people's feelings!,"Telling a joke in 2016: Reading the atmosphere of your company and picking appropriate things to say, just as humans have done for generations" +yeah bring them over so they can make the text animated and fly in from the side with motion blur and be skewed so it looks like it's floating next to the guy and cast a shadow and fuckin explode or something,No....they're just as good at making simple gifs that still align text with speech well. +flair:'Shitpost' Where'd She Go?,I have taken care of men in which staff cannot get a catheter in them either due to too many folds. +"Schadenfreude - women with higher partner/casual sex counts tend to lead unhappy, shitty lives as a result.","I'll take the whore thanks, so that my marriage can fall apart whilst I get sloppy 50ths and have to pay for it ;)!" +"I'm headed down the 41117 now . fire tuck blocking lane so had to make quick move. They should tweet this crashes out lol ,","Geez, don't know where you're driving, but it must be pretty far from Ottawa." +Watch her beat you after the new patch,Rip relationship +It's very festive! ;),Thanks ;) took me long time to decorate ;) +Newest member of our family! Meet War Machine!,Awesome name for an awesome cat! +Now everybody should step back and let the Anas poke at each other.,i just imagine to old ladies wacking each other with ~~canes~~ Lethal Sniper Rifles. +"Heh... I'm 5'2, my girlfriend is 5'1. Met online, we're literally made for each other.",Make tall midget porn please! +Mine does. But I love him for different reasons.,I bet its because he doesnt treat you right... +it was sarcasm,You need the +Customers being rude to employees for absolutely no reason. Who the hell told you that was acceptable?,"But but...I'm better than them, and they're strangers so they don't matter!" +"Yes, EU is better than NA at the moment. But people do have to realize it's not by a lot and calm the f*** down Hey, I think there are two major things that need to be said to this topic: 1st of all: Yes, EU is currently better than NA (last two worlds, especially tw years ago) 2nd: EU is just a bit better than NA. It's not like NA doesn't stand a chance (hello IEM and MSI) and if you compare both regions to KR they both are equally bad. And btw, EU is not better than LPL, at least that's pretty hard to argue.","Yeah, all these LPL teams reking EU" +Wouldn't it be nice if the players in the NBA actually knew how to play basketball?,"ya they are trash, explains why they can never perform internationally" +No evil shall escape my sight,Let those who worship evil's might.. +Just have patience and you'll get it :D,And ammo :P +"I mean, if you really want to put a round directly into the chamber after every shot, you can.",Could be an adjustable gas system where you manually load the next round. +"British Person. Pocket, Bag, Keychain. Unilad's nightmare.","Dude, with every day carry like that, you're definitely fired." +What game is that from?,I like to imagine he does that every game +Honestly I might just be a pussy but that's fucking scary o_o,More like O_O +Guzma and his Wolf,ITS YA BOI GUZMA +"To whom do I complain About our non-summer? Is it just me, or did we not get one this year? Yesterday's high: 15.3C. I've lived here since 2003 and this is the second time there's been a non-summer - more of an extended spring turning into fall - so I'm not sure this is climate change-related. Still, it seems like fall/winter has started already....",did you miss the sunny days where it was like 25 degrees for the last two months or something +"The deep dark truthful mirror, by Mr. Fish",Beauty is in the eye of the beholder +I don't think the Broncos can win this week?,"If they did win, it'd be an even bigger loss wouldn't it be?" +You can't be serious.,"Yea, I'm pretty sure he forgot this" +"Ashamed to admit how far I had to come to get to this point, but I'll take it.",Maybe your scale is broken? +A lot of triggered conservatives commenting in here.,As opposed to the hordes of triggered SJWs commenting here? +"Dead Bird ~ Graffiti seen behind Flora in the finale - I think I found something! I decided to Google Dead Bird because the phrase seems important. I discovered there was a movie released in 2004 called Dead Birds. The movie followed a group of Confederate soldiers (the Polks had a Confederate flag) who took refuge in an abandoned plantation. They soon discovered the home was haunted by spirits. In the end, everyone dies. Some interesting points include a character who was a nurse and a spirit who shows another character what happened to create the events that surround the house. The demons in the movie resemble Edward Mott's face as the torch crossed over him.","I'm gonna be honest with you, I doubt there's any cognizant relation to that particular film... I don't know if you've seen it, but it's pretty low budge and ultimately not great fam" +Warthunder on ps4 supports it,Fucking russian bias... +"Washington, WTF is in my shower?","Careful, those things enlarge and can devour entire body parts." +"In a word, describe PCs in 2016...",That's 3 words. +Cowboys offense matching NFL records.,Yeah but we haven't played a good defense yet. +Troubling Study Says Artificial Intelligence Can Predict Who Will Be Criminals Based on Facial Features,This is basically primitive version of Minority Report... nothing to worry about +Pretty gurls/ bloody turds,Sounds like a fetish. +remember xynga? xanga? whatever the fuck?,I used to read so many blogs! +who will go down as the biggest pussy in human history?,OPs mom it was huuuge +I clicked on it 5 times and what else could i do Can't Blizzard just reveal a card without some unnecessary bs?,"You couldve opened a million incognito windows, copypasted the link" +"Trying to incite a race war is not a political motivation in your opinion? If we slightly change the context to for example a Sunni muslim blowing up a Shia mosque in Iraq in order to incite tensions there, is that terrorism or not? I really don't see the difference...","I always think to myself that if Dylann Roof were a Muslim Arab guy named Osama, he'd have been killed by the SWAT team at that very church." +I'm sick of hearing Giants fans blame playcalling for the anemic offense. It doesn't matter what kind of plays you call when your OL is a pile of steaming shit,Whereas for the Packers it's the exact opposite problem. +Just get a citizen or seiko and call it a day.,"I just use the clock on my phone, What do I need a watch for?" +None of his supporters care. He is right that he could shoot someone in the face and still get votes.,"This is about preventing him from getting more supporters, not convincing his supporters change their mind." +None pizza left beef made me lose my fucking shit.,"It's 2016 and I've never come across this magnificent post, wtf this is amazing" +I need to use distilled water for my health condition (Sleep Apnea). Where (and what brands) can I buy it in Taipei?,Watsons? +Then you will die quietly and nobody will even know you're gone.,"What if I say it in a sexy way, do I die surrounded by attractive women?" +"OMG, please make the poop eating stop We've tried pills, watching her like a hawk and a dozen other things. It makes me want to vomit",I hear feeding your dog pineapples is good to make them not eat their own poop also talk to your vet on possibly switching dog foods for Better nutrients intake. +Goddamn I thought the baby was part of the shirt for the longest time...,You can even see how the baby is using his left arm to grasp for air... I would say OP is wrong this seems like quite high quality +"If the two are good players, no problem. If they're not, probably not a good idea.",From my understanding they are good players. +"Need motivation I'm having an extremely difficult time making currency this league and even doing damage to bosses in maps. I've made a build around facebreakers and ice crash since ice crash supposedly got a Buff. Ive crushed everything in merciless with ease even merciless lab at level 70. Now I'm level 80 with well rolled gear and I do hardly any damage now. Especially to bosses. I'm not able to sell rares compared to last league. I'm talking 5links even 3 res jewelry with high life. 2 weeks into this league and I've lost all motivation to to make a new build esp since I barely can make any currency through trading. I've also noticed a significantly lower drop rate of even the most common currency like armor scraps. I absolutely love this game and I enjoy grinding with a fun build. But when you realize that you can't even kill a tier 3 map boss, I just turned off the game and don't think I'm going back this league. 20k ice crash dps 27k ancestral totem dps 6k life Max res 5k armor plus flask used Can't do damage to bosses I have to quit this bitch lol",How can anyone help you without seeing your character? +Good. Force them to be honest about what type of people they are. They deserve to be shamed for the things they are arguing and saying.,If only we had a word to describe these people and some sort of container to put them in. +me irl,there's a league of legends character that's literally that called kindred lol +"Distrust may be warranted, what do we have to lose? Would we rather live a lie?",Live a lie like Obama pretending to be born in Hawaii? +"Okay so this is pretty much my dream fight - I've never wanted to jump in more! I guess I'll just list my thoughts/answers here so I can stop thinking about it :D * Best Movie: Realistically between POA and DH2, but Spencer put up a great fight for PS. * Worst part of the wizarding world: I'd go with love potions which are super roofies and pretty damn fucked up, and everyone in the series is so casual about them! One minor issue with the Quidditch scoring system doesn't negate the fact that it would be amazing to watch. * Magical item you'd want: Felix Felicis for sure. It basically gets around the fact that you can't have magic by giving you magical luck. Even a small vial would go a long way. * Most shocking moment: Dobby's death! He was the most innocent, loveable character, who died saving his friends. They all had good choices though. * Best performance: Again, they all had good picks, but Imelda Staunton (as Umbridge) deserves major props. Most fans even hate her more than Voldemort, she played it so well. I won't get into all the speed round questions, but Hufflepuff is clearly the best house ;)",Umbridge was the absolute worst. +"The real crazy thing is they let a billionaire to run the country, and this billionaire will help the 1% get more richer and treat the presidency as an investment.","oh yeah crazy stuff, we've never had a President do that before" +"Omiyage to bring TO Hawaii from LA Vacationing on Oahu for a week and will see some family while I'm there. Want to bring some omiyage - I know TJ's is a no-brainer but my parents called shotgun on that and my boyfriend and I are having trouble thinking of what to bring. Is there anything that you guys wish you had from LA/mainland? I'm going to be on Maui before for a work trip, so nothing perishable that can't keep for a few days. I do plan to make a stop at the Krispy Kreme before heading over to OGG. Any suggestions will be greatly appreciated! Thanks!",In-n-out and good mexican food:) +"How do i get an S on varus I don't get it i literally just went 11/0/5 in a 23 minute game with 130 cs, sure my Cs wasn't perfect but i couldn't really help that Vs an Ashe Lux lane. Is there something im not getting that i'm supposed to do??","* destroying turrets ( also midlane, toplane) * CS * assists * Helping killing dragon * Place wards * Destroy wards" +"anxiously awaiting the premier, I've had a cocktail in mind. Tonight I found some straws that completely make the drink. I had to share! The Red Room (Classic Negroni)",Where did you get the straws? +"Sorry, but I don't respond to personal attacks. If you believe that any criticism of Judaism equals neonazi or troll, then I think you've found a great way to protect pedophiles from criticism.","We just found the bigger man, and it is you." +Is Paladins still down for Oceania?,Down for NA also. +"I don't get the update to build 14986, I'm still on the 14965 build.","If you're on the slow ring, it's still on 14965." +"What, you want to imprison those who got ran over?",Didn't they dent the bumper of the van with their heads? +"My crush from Fallout 4... Mason, leader of the Pack. (Nuka-World expansion)",Those fur pants must have his undercarriage smelling great +Sweet savior!,I thought Jesus only came in wafer form. +My body is ready...,"No, you need a gas grenade." +Supporter of the most qualified presidential candidate ever? Are you fucking kidding me? She wouldn't be able to get a job working night shift on a gas station in the middle of nowhere with her record.,What I thought participation medals counted as qualifications. +So you're giving them a pretty decent salary. R2950 per week right?,Thats per month. +"Since SK signed Fallen&Co, they've only lost on de_train once, against TSM.",Semphis mastermind LUL +Elle Magazine calls Ivanka Terrifying.,Never mind that Elle is a FASHION magazine that runs ads that really are geared towards privileged white woman. +No love for NASCARs Champion on ESPN headlines... (first mention marked in yellow on the right),"They might not have NASCAR stuff on the front page anymore, but I still like to read what Pockress, McGee, and Marty Smith have to write." +Therrs a whole youtube series about one guys theory on if sr hadn't died. Its pretty good. It's by a guy called griffdawg,That was enjoyable until the last episode. +Of course...they are the same game...,"lol it's funny how sure you are yet you couldn't be more wrong for games in general, maybe SW:Battlefront works fine but as others have stated this isn't always true." +"Eating street food in Pyongyang, North Korea",Why did he greet the other guy with assalamualaikum isn't that only muslims? +"No more than we should let you invest in Bitcoin, until, finally, you're sleeping in a cardboard box behind a dumpster. Or let meth dealers sell meth, until, finally, Pumpkin is chugging cum at a truck stop, in her swank Porta-Potty or the back of someone's smelly Kenworth sleeper. Or let her smoke roofers (reefers?), until she's repeatedly, savagely raped behind the traps, by boogie-woogie negroes jazzed up on heroin. We should call in the authorities before shit gets out of hand. Or we should keep chanting *caveat emptor* and *invisible hand.*",You are a pure nutter +Somehow banned on an inactive account,oh fuck off +"EA producers cheating? Did you also guys notice that as soon as king batty posted on twitter that he finally got impact thiago that player suddenly disappeared from market. On my server there are no longer any impact thiago's and until his tweet, we were able to find one at least every 10 minutes. Of course someone would quickly buy him but at least he was there. I have feeling that producers are sometimes just trying to make game good for themselves and trying to be better than us. Its probably unfair but thats how it works. Its almost impossible that this is not on purpose. And I also heard other people complaining about that too","Yes, because its easier for him to make the market stop rather than gift one to himself" +"Everything he does, he does it in the most efficient way possible. That would be nice, in a workplace, but when it starts being usual in every kind of topic it gets annoying. We are talking about drinking alcohol straight because sodas are extra calories you don't need to get drunk, not thinking that I might just like the taste of it? Or skipping to the end of a video to see what happens without enjoying the rest of it. The best one I've heard is: I hate musicals because of the songs, they're useless. Being a huge Disney fan, I was quite upset when he told me he didn't want to watch the movies unless we skipped the songs (which is what he does). Although I have to appreciate the fact that he still watched some with me. It's like living your life to get stuff done, without enjoying it, and I am the complete opposite.",Ahhh what a beautiful example of German culture +"For now, until Linux gets a good market share. Then we'll all be 50/50.","Yeah, or if direct X gets replaced" +To the other side of the dam...,Oh... that makes a ton of sense. +"saying you're not a feminist now is socially reprehensible. Terms like mansplaining and check your privilege subtly re-enforce the idea that certain classes, races or genders should have their thoughts and feelings instantly discounted. +319","Oh, reddit." +Who are they and are they the same they as then as they are now?,Reptilians obviously +"Yeah so his twitter tantrum did nothing, the cat was out of the bag already. It dosen't matter whats in the news anymore Trump supporters aren't going to change their minds. Trump could literally (and i mean literally) take a huge shit and paint a pentagram with it on live television and it woulden't do anything to hurt him. His supporters would call it a leftwing media conspiracy and his detractors would just be happy that for 5 minutes he wasen't appointing climate change deniers to head the EPA and killing lgbtq people in the streets. Maybe people like Paul Ryan or Macaine would come out and say that they don't support drawing shit pentagrams on live television but they'd toe the party line anyway so who cares about them? Trump isen't a master deciever, his supporters are just masters at being decieved.",Killing people in the street.. I'll take your word for it I mean you seem intelligent. +An Unidentified Animal Riding my Head Please.,Upvoted for the flair. +"Didn't machine testing results show them to be slightly inferior in terms of spin, more like an nxt tour?","Yeah, I'm gonna struggle to break 90 without that slight amount of extra spin." +I hate that freaking boardwalk SO MUCH. When my Noctis becomes King (Yes I know) he is so decreeing that Dino has to run up and down the boardwalk twenty times a day.,"Yes, a thousand times yes ~That girl from pride and prejudice to that guy but somehow also applicable here" +Battlefront 1,This is great! +Don't text and scoot please,She was just looking for the broken face emoticon. +"The thing that annoyed me the most about Trump's massive tax breaks is how he's been using public goods and services, and common infrastructure, for free, for a decade or more, while others with fewer means paid his way. That's the superrich getting a free ride off the community.",But that just means he's *smart*! +"A woman hitting a neo-Nazi with her handbag, 1985",violent tolerant leftist attacks peaceful kitten loving demonstration +Kyrie: not a good enough playmaker to warrant best PG Kyrie: makes biggest play in NBA history,Love is a lockdown perimeter defender He stopped the MVP at the biggest stage +"God, I remember S1 she was so freaking powerful. Like a 1.x second cooldown on her jump (with CDR) adding to tear? lol shes not op just dogde spears XD which had the hitbox of a truck actually or is my memory cloudy, its 5 years ago",Back when I was playing in S2 her melee form got buffed and everyone started playing her top full tank instead of mid and throwing spears (which was still good) and tanking and wrecking face ezpz. +The entire bee movie but every time they say bee it gets faster,I just want to say that watching that was the stupidest and best part of my day. +NOT THEMED! Give me the name of the King.,Edmund Hillary +Hard to ever argue for Burfict when this is his approach.,PLay till you hear the Whistle.... +Earl Thomas leads the NFC in Pro Bowl votes for safeties,"This makes room for Chris Conte, the best Safety in the league.." +"But of course we can't cut ties with Saudi Arabia, because they agreed to only trade oil in USD, keeping our currency relevant on the world stage.","It appears someone is paying attention, go on..." +90% Paypal Amazon GC $60 If you have references I'll be happy to send first.,I have a $25 Amazon code if you want +She hates stereotypes.,"She's not talking about a stereotype, she's just making a generalization!" +"You're mixed up. Bill Cosby never heard I'm dtf, that was the whole problem.","Either we fuckin, or I'm fuckin... ~Bill Cosby" +Works fine on my ps4..,Maybe your ps4 has better specs +no long snapper?!?!,Looks like we're resigning Goode. +"As an owner of KEK shares, you gave me a heart attack with your first sentence",Up 30% today +"Pope Francis is allowing all priests to absolve the grave sin of women who have abortions, extending special permission he had granted them in 2015 for the just-ended Holy Year of Mercy.",How kind of him. +Let's go back to blaming Lyte for ruining this game,The game never felt the same again ever since Lyte joined +The big melt: Sea ice hits record lows at North and South Poles,But I saw snow today +"The real questions is, if you only need a single one of the partner commanders, do you use a 2nd for deck thinning?",Strictly better than a fetchland +I'm loving all the new character outfits for the companions,"Braham better show up next patch, I'd love a Norn racial outfit." +Not all lives matter,"She's a blue life, not black" +Why is this happening?,Because Funko doesn't have all that many Batman pops. +Come on you guys. We already started two World Wars. You can't possibly blame this guy on us too.,Let's blame this one on France for consistently raping and pillaging the Palatinate which probably lead to Fredrich emigrating. +idk what h2r is but im from dallas if that helps,"It's a track, I was just asking what track you drive on lol" +"The Britons only gave us Newton, Hawking, Turing and Shakespeare, Marlow and Dickens, and The Beatles, Rolling Stones and Led Zeppelin. They are traditionally stupid.",They also had the smallest empire of history +"with a VERY small playrate,,nothing serious about it ...","Because she's boring as hell, but ridiculously strong on Nashors Rageblade." +A subjective problem. What you call a problem I see as a non-issue.,It's a problem when you're raising little assholes who will grow up thinking everything they do is special and important because their mom didn't give a shit enough about not putting more assholes on this planet to be able to tell her kids no. +Hozen healer would go GREAT in the goons Soggoth deck people have been talking about.,"It's pretty good, you just need to use purify to buff it" +Woah! Insane?! I GOTTA click on this!,Totally *not* Clickbait...... +"This one wasn't bm, but the Fnatic one wasn't just probably bm, it was *definitely* bm. He even said in the post-game interview that it was time for Fnatic to respect them.",you got a link to that interview? +The property was given back to the Averys. It wasn't an active crime scene any more as far as I know.,I thought the garage was owned by the same guy who owned the trailer Avery was living in and not the Averys. +"ITT: People get scared off using cast-iron because of an overly anal video about using cast-iron. Fuck all that cooling down, waiting for the planets to align bullshit. Wash it whenever the fuck you get around to washing it. Use hot water, and a bit of soap if you feel like it. Plop it in your rack and let it air dry like any other pan, it won't bloody rust (unless you spent 20 minutes deliberately scrubbing out the seasoning and then put it away wet, right side up.... which nobody does). And you certainly don't need to waste your time oiling it after it's dry. You oil it before you put food in it, that step is a waste of time. Cast iron skillets can be had for dirt cheap. Go buy one... you'll discover how much you can treat it like shit and get away with it.",No soap tho +"13 years of school, and 3 years of college and I make around that much This guy moves to a country and is qualified that much apparently",He hasn't had the opportunity or privilege that you have +"Being that they are private, they are not subject to the same laws and rules that provide an equal education to all without respect to certain religious beliefs. It is a way of saying see? With vouchers it's still free while making school prayer, weird made up history and fake science reign supreme. And it's coming now that a billionaire christian who wants to end public school has been put in charge of education.","Everyone, this comment is outright bullshit." +At least they haven't bought cloudflare (yet),"shut up don't give them ideas, cloudflare is worthless crap that oracle doesn't want anyway." +"I still live here, and am white. Everyone assumes I voted Trump, am Christian and have at least one or two Confederate flags in my house. =(","But they're not being racist, though!" +"What Apps do you use plan your war attacks I know Skitch was a big deal back in the day for planning, what do you use to help you plan your attacks? Looking for Apps to help me get serious as I've been grinding my heros simultaneously and am ready to do some serious damage.",Many would suggest imod? +"Do you have an everyday go-to scent? I know we perfume enthusiasts love having lots of scents and love choosing which to wear. I confess to sometimes wearing 3 different scents in a day - not at once of course. However, lately I've been toying with the idea of having an everyday scent. Something inoffensive, cheap and pleasant and easy to find. Perfume is expensive where I come from, and I'd like to conserve my stash for the years to come. Surely, I must not be the only one with this idea? Do you have one? Share your thoughts.",Vera Wang Embrace rose buds and vanilla. +"Hahaha hahaha haha what?! Because they have a complicated to write noodle dish? Tell me, is it because they eat this dish or sometimes spell this dish? I'll be careful not to do either thanks to you. I'd hate to splurge at a restaurant and wake up in Mao's China.","Antidisestablishmentarianism is such a long word, no wonder the US is a dictatorship" +"Yeah, but it is the pre-cooked variety, so just warming up in the microwave.","Oh okay, I've never tried that, is it as good?" +"This election really showed how hypocritical politicians can be. They/He complained about how if HRC is elected she'll use the Clinton Foundation for her own wealth and not care about the American people. But now Trump has been elected, people should forget about it as if it's know big deal. There was a difference with the Clinton Foundation and Trump Business, she could put that in a true blind-trust he can't without selling it off. So people, you better **buckle-up buckaroo** because it will be one long ride.","Well he's a man, so there!" +He didn't really seem to brag like a typical iamverysmart. Just seemed awkward and clearly remembers being bullied.,Poor guy +Round 1 - Fight!,I think the pumpkin is winning. +That's a risky click here at work.,"Haha I just made it up as a joke, I should have put" +How did you get into it?,I work at a marketing agency. +No Dragon Needed - Handsoap 5K,Please change hanzo you're not doing anything +They removed the headphone port so they can't hear you.,Revolutionary +Very strong vs. Anyfin pally,"No, they just play the second one for the otk" +The system works.,definitely ;) hahaha +I do not have consistant internet I won't have any form of consistant internet for the next week because my mom cut the internet off because it was never working dispite me only having a problem on ocassion. I will be inconsistant on how often I can post as I was only given a 15 min warning until it was blatantly shut off. I will try to work things on my phone sparingly so I am not yelled at for not going over on our data plan but that is all I can do.,Mate just do your work. +We found this looking through some of my grandmothers old things.,Plump +White Nationalists Salute the President-Elect: Hail Trump!,LOVE TRUMPS HATE +Are the rest of the Suns big on talking trash? I just listened to a Ringer podcast where Chris Vernon mentioned that Booker talks a lot of shit.,Someone in the game thread yesterday said Bledsoe talks a lot of shit +Attention: making eye contact with a woman is now oppression,Just means I need to look at the chest rather than the eyes? +"* Deny / pull the ranged creep in particular. It's worth the most XP. * If your bracket is finally letting the ranged creep lead to get it killed first, run ahead and tank some hits for it so it stands still while the rest of the creeps catch up. The health loss is well worth the better lane equilibrium. * Oh, and if you aren't already doing that - block your creeps but try to let the ranged creep go first. If it *does* die first, the enemy wave will take much less damage = it pushes towards your tower = safer lane. * Not so much a gimmick as a precaution, but try not to have multiple sources of invisibility on a team (e.g. BH and a Slark with Shadow Blade) if possible. You make enemy sentry wards / dust / gems much more cost efficient. This is especially true if you have multiple heroes with invisibility *spells*, e.g. Riki, Bounty, and Weaver. Those heroes were balanced by being squishy / slow / weak, so if you ever all need to fight under a sentry ward or you all get dusted... you're *fucked*. * If the enemy needs farm and you personally don't (e.g. you're a support hero), and you're in the enemy jungle for whatever reason... it can be worth leaving just one creep alive in each camp, preferably a low-value one. Unless one of their supports passes by first and decides to snag it when they wouldn't have otherwise farmed that camp, you've *probably* denied 2/3rds a camp's worth of gold/xp to their cores. * If you're doing the hard camp pull and decide to farm the stack, it can be worth leaving just one creep alive at 0:53 to pull into the next wave. This also applies, but to a much lesser extent, to the small camp pull (unless you pull through as well). * If you're farming, and notice it's 0:45 etc... decide whether you can clear the camp *and* get out of the spawn box before the minute mark. If so, DO farm the camp early, because you'll kill the second spawn faster and get to move on. If not, farm a little then stack it at 0:53 / 0:55 / whatever so you get an extra camp's worth of gold/xp. * Don't stack camps if you or your carry have no waveclear (e.g. AM with no Battle Fury). Especially avoid if the enemy does (e.g. AM with no Battle Fury, laning against an Axe). * If you're midlane and the lane is pushed (so you can't really sit under their tower to keep farming) or you're getting harassed, go kill / stack the closest jungle camp. You don't even need to kill all of it, but it's better than waiting aimlessly. * If you have a Blink Dagger or blink ability, and you're farming, don't just use it off cooldown. Use it when it will save the most time between camps, or between camps and lane. * If you're a support with just one core / carry in lane, decide whether you can effectively harass the enemy. If you do very little damage or they can avoid it (e.g. a Lich against a Faceless Void), go pull camps instead to deny gold/xp. If you can harass them out of lane so hard you can either kill them or send them back to base, do that instead. I guess that's most of the basic stuff that comes to mind, lots of it is overlooked by the lower brackets.",This helps a ton thanks! +"It's an america-based game. Forget fully topless*. ^* ^Shooting ^people ^into ^detailed, ^physically ^accuratly ^calculated ^bits ^is ^fine. ^Boobies ^are ^bad, ^flying ^heads ^are ^ok.",Totally makes sense. +"I was at the Austin show and left saying that material is ready for a special. He was hilarious. A fair amount was topical like Cosby, Ebola, Michael Sams, etc. but it should be fun regardless.",Spoilers man +I like him.,As do I. I mean he JUST recovered the fumble on the kickoff. +DanganRonpa in the Top 10 Best PS Vita Games,... there are 10 Vita games? +"netflix for the movie with a good movies, because of the movie with a good movies, because of the movie with a good movies, because of the movie with a good movies, because of the movie with a good movies, because of the movie with a good movies, because of the movie with a good movies, because of the movie with a good movies, because of the movie with a good movies, because of the movie with a good movies, because of the movie with a good movies, because of the movie with a good movies, because of the","You're struggling for what they try *real* Chinese food, this is disgusting whereas the way to get very upset about this is disgusting whereas the way to get very upset about this is disgusting whereas the way to get very upset about this is disgusting whereas the way to get very upset about this is disgusting whereas the way to get very upset about this is disgusting whereas the way to get very upset about this is disgusting whereas the way to get very upset about this is disgusting whereas the way to get very upset about this is" +At what point is it so trashy it's actually art?,"I don't know, but it's not there yet." +Fake PC Benchmark Results - by Ed TechSource,"Careful guys, don't go calling him out, he might just block you." +"Yeah, a migration to gazelle with the existing database of music would be an incredible head-start on rebuilding.",You dropped this +"D-Rose said with his family in Chicago, he will join Melo & his family for Thanksgiving on Thursday.",They're freezing out KP +THESE BASED PEOPLE (and pepe) TOOK ON THE MEDIA'S LIES AND HELPED GIVE VISIBILITY TO IMPORTANT TRUTHS WHILE PUTTING THEIR PERSONAL REPUTATION ON THE LINE,But they're all WHITE FUCKING MALES! +Hep. Mie grlfrind is a watershep,i see wal i press upvote +Where are you hearing the influence of Eastern European music?,"Polka and such, but that came a bit later I suppose" +I think a legit picture of him would be pretty damn convincing.,Haters will say it's photoshop. +Crabtree tripped himself. How awesome.,He can't catch the ball but he cure can catch a break..... +Eyyyyy.,Best part is next week it gets upgraded to a 91 Dak Prescott! +"Very hit and miss. I got one last christmas that still isn't working. Even had a programmer try it and couldn't get it. It's supposed to be plug and play but like everything with computers, your mileage may vary.",It will fix itself if you wait a bit more +Yeah it's only ~45 degrees. Whoever filmed it just couldn't pick between vertically or horizontally filming.,I think they intentionally angled the camera to make it look more steep. +"What is your favorite Star Wars game that isn't KOTOR or Battlefront? Let's have some love for some of the other Star Wars games out there, cause there's a lot.",Tie fighter hands down. +me irl,10/10 Bake it away toys +Bayonetta Selfie by Mei Wai,but her clothes arent made of her hair failcosplay. +ID on this,id on the chick +Would you give up Crow and Floyd for OBJ? I was proposed this trade earlier. Not sure because of the way OBJ has been underperforming so far this season.,"Yes, Floyd is borderline drop-able so you would essentially be getting OBJ for Crow." +This is a great gun. I have shot the FNX and the FNS. The X's trigger is amazing. I will say that they could have done better on the S's trigger. But for $399 this is an excellent deal/gun,"How does it compare to my striker reference points, the Glock 19 and HK VP9?" +"Building a grinder ship, accidentally made my most terrifying build ever. (WIP)",Just so you know... This is fucking scary. +No. Just because you were rude and screamed.,I wanted to share my excitement! +2016-17 NBA Roster v. 0.91,I didn't change any rosters or anything and the Rockets went 20-62 and the Warriors swept the playoffs going 78-4 so idk how I feel about this roster. +No. I don't care about products that are going to break in 6 months.,But that's what GSP is for +I wear my proof,Wow this guy's got a serious back problem +Call the kkk.,THAT'S RACIST! +Great great quest and fun puzzles but seems lame that the examine Mah text after the 3rd dream says nothing interesting happens... really?,"She's dead so yeah, what do you expect." +"Judging by the minimap, somewhere in downtown Vinewood maybe?",You play too much. +Try hard,Elitest +First Ever (Modified) Low% Lost Run Completed in 23:08,Now do it with the Keeper +"Yeah, poor guy or girl. So, uh, what branch of biology lets me research assholes?",Anthropology. +Hidden sex joke Michael Hunt = Mike Hunt = My cunt,Explaining things makes them funnier! +Hahahahahahahahahaha *gasp for breath* hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!,"personally, I would be okay with the GOP aborting" +Flairs checks out.,Name checks out too. +Camels are raced by robot jockeys controlled by a fleet of SUVs driving alongside them,Those guys have way too much money +True truths aren't useful truths. - BK Packer (paraphrased),cultcultcultcultcultcultcultcultcultcultcultcultcultcultcultcult +A 'strict' samurai girl who drunk in most of event she appeared. * 2015 Christmas * Onigashima * 2016 Christmas ~~Yet I ain't that mad~~ [Just one more sip please.. **Aruji-dono..**](#hmph),"Well, at least she's still able to hold her posture while drunk right?" +"All we need to do is triple the national debt, and all our problems are solved! WOOHOO!","Just print $40 trillion in new bills, job done!" +"No joke, every single damn time anybody says let's find out to me, my brain follows up with Hollywoo stars and celebrities: What do they know? Do they know things? Every time.",it's damn catchy +Gamefreak's plan,"Since Game Freak power-creeped up Pokemon themselves and moves, clearly next in line will be DELTA ABILITIES" +"Means no worries, for the rest of your days...",I'm too high for this rn +"Please, don't forget to include you expiration date: is the name of your first album",0118999881999119725...3 +That flip is worth 230 keys at best,Sapphire not ruby :s +"Why the timewalking weekly quest rewards a normal EN chest? This is really stupid. It should scale with the content you do, like the Xavius quest. What's the point of doing the quest for someone who clears HC every week? To me, this is a bug.","It's not a bug, timewalking always gives normal cache" +Do you know what a fascist is? Because 90% of the people I've heard use that work to describe someone has no fucking clue what it means.,It means people with power I disagree with. +What is something random you would like to share with us?,"I grew my own habanero plants, harvested them and made tons of awesome hot sauce using white wine vinegar, salt, sugar and some spices." +From the sales figures we apparently are quite happy with phones that don't have headphone jacks.,People will buy shit on a plate if it smells good. +.61 stable this weekend????!! whaaa?,Haha do you do stand up comedy? +"Do you want to go rock climbing with me? I mean, I know you hate it and are scared of heights, but you really should get over it and step outside of your comfort zone. You never know when you'll need to pay $$$ to climb a wall in a climate controlled environment.",And not only should you take up rock climbing but you should spend a lot of time and money training to climb mount everest so you can show the world you're an amazing elite climber who hates climbing +"Is it still worth getting the older fallout games? I'm talking about 3 and NV. I played Fallout 4 on the ps4 and It's $10 on steam (Both of them). If I should get the older ones, which one should I get?",Oh my god just get both ffs. +I never thought I would consider voting for a right wing party...,"Remember, their leader would rather condemn a man giving the vinger to a bunch of neo-nazi's than condemn the neo-nazi's." +"Dear PC Players... Assume that the PS4 player on your team knows from an abundance of experience that everyone is out to molest him. (With all the rear ramming my planes have etaken I couldn't think of a more fitting word.) What advice or what is something that you wish we did more or avoided doing? For example arcade mode, I avoid capturing runway zones because everyone is already gunning for me. And if a furball is your wing man, do you prefer them to stick with you or does that draw too much attention?","climb high with the bombers, become the bait" +About 4. It was a commodore vic 20 that my brother and I would spend hours meticulously typing words from our batman choose-your-own-adventure into in commodore basic. That machine is how I learned to read before kindergarten.,Clearly you are not bright and your perception of ME is entirely based on your fallible memory. +Trump Team Falsely Claims Support of Civil Rights Advocates for Jeff Sessions,"Oh MSM you liar you, the real poll is right there on briebart showing 95% support." +"To Devs: Easy fix for foreigners invading regions Have the game automatically select the server/region when you join a solo queue matched to the lowest ping server. Remove the option to select regions for solo queue, I understand some people who wants to play together must swap regions but you don't play together in solo...",build a wall? +"If xwayland on Fedora is any indication, severe performance impacts.",I'm using wayland/xwayland on fedora right now and I have no performance impact at all. +Cops love it when you make jokes.,"I always preferred Bad cop, No donut for my bumper" +"Ya, half the time it was just generic, edgy shit-talking. I have no idea how people miss that bullshit. Just alt-tab and read some youtube comments if you need a fix of that.",That was my favorite part about matchmaking +Le dank memes everyone xDDD,Apple makes cups now apparently +"Buying a used S5 - tips and advice Hi everyone, I searched through the thread but couldn't find a post that could help me out. Basically I've found a couple of used S5 on a local site, sellers seem legit, but I wanted to see if you could give me any pointers or a checklist for what to look out for when I'm testing it out with the seller. I'm mostly worried about it being a clone and/or the hardware being modded with lesser parts. Is there anything else I should look out for? How testable *is* the phone at the point of sale? I've seen there being diagnostic software, but I can't really bring my laptop along. Will I need to bring a sim or have to log in with a google account? I know there's codes (i.e. *0# and the likes), but I'm not sure what info they cover. Open for any advice!",I got my used S5 by ordering a new one from Amazon. +"Brexit in FM Now that the full game has been out for quite a while, has anyone found the coding that determines whether you get a hard or soft brexit in game, and if so, has anyone determined how to edit the code so you won't get a hard brexit? I want to start my new English save now that I have finished my beta save, but don't want to have to have only 4 foreign players.","Should've voted back in june, bro." +You can't hit multiple targets with a single shot now,Works for me on aim_botz +What was the outcome for your friend ? How much was the fine for him ?,The outcome is still ongoing. +Interracial sex caught on camera,Absolutely disgusting... +What's a helicopter parent?,A parent who hovers +"Oh god, please be a girl",Surprise twist it's double dick dude! +Hate to break it to you guys but Trump isn't allowed to directly communicate to his supporters like this. He MUST go through reliable sources like CNN or NYT.,"Oh yeah, because CNN and NYT are reliable sources these days." +I think you meant opportunity.,Auto correct can go pluck my wary squalls. +Speak for yourself.,I was +"Wow, it's so crisp I can almost hear the women being raped","You say rape, I say women having pre marital sex" +I honestly doubt someone is actually that stupid.,"Some twilight fans thought twilight princess was being a rip off of the book series, because of the name and the fact that Link transforms into a wolf." +"The One, Holy, Catholic, and Apostolic Church came together in 325AD at the Council of Nicea and affirmed that Christians acknowledge one Baptism for the remission of sins.","Uh, that's just Constantine, not Jesus." +"Yea but the tank is pretty heavy. Also we're running out of helium in the world, so let's use hydrogen instead.",Is it ok if I smoke next to the tank? +Iran is smuggling weapons to Hezbollah on commercial flights,"Yeah, that looks like a totally legit news source" +"big inventory bms, cert proton etc keys cc4 or decent offers what up guys have some things i wanna sell if price is right :) bodies break out type s octane zsr dominus gt decals road hog carbonated (paragon) takumi distortion x4 (2 uncert 1 playmaker 1 tactician) octane distortion ( aviator) octane dragon lord breakout falchion x3 (1 paragon 1 playmaker 1 victor) merc flower power hotshot hi tech x devil maximon x2 (1uncert 1 sniper) gizmo mean streak x2 octane mg88 x3 (2 uncert 1 sweeper) dominus mondo x3 (2 uncert 1 scorer) masamune oni x2 parralax (skilful tactician) dominus pollo calliente x2 (1 sweeper 1 victor) octane roadkill breakout shibuya (paragon) octane shisa ( playmaker) x devil snakeskin x2 breakout snakeskin x3 dominus snakeskin (turtle) road hog snakeskin breakout turbo ( acrobat) breakout vice (aviator) merc warlock x2 road hog wildfire x2 wheels black lobo lightning black alchemist dieci forest green dieci pink dieci purple dieci saffron dieci sky blue dieci titanium white looper cobalt oem cobalt pulsus spyder orange spyder saffron sunburst sky blue troika crimson troika tunica crimson tunica lime tunica forest green zeta sky blue trails proton (guardian) hypernova x2 polygonal (aviator) trinity x5 (4 uncert 1 sweeper) toppers beret orange birthday cake black bowler burnt sienna bowler saffron bowler crimson bowler sky blue brodie helmet cobalt brodie helmet saffron chainsaw crimson chainsaw titanium white chainsaw cobalt chainsaw pink chainsaw purple derby crimson derby saffron derby sky blue devil horns sky blue drink helmet burnt sienna drink helmet titanium white homburg burnt sienna homburg crimson homburg lime homburg purple homburg titanium white little bow forest green little bow purple pork pie purple pork pie saffron royal crown orange royal crown pink royal crown saffron royal crown cobalt top hat forest green trucker hat lime trucker hat purple wildcat ears forest green visor grey visor saffron witch hat cobalt things I want unicorn horns - black crimson pink burnt sienna purple rat rods - titanium white saffron pink keys cc4 cc4 items","I want lime crown, will give lime hamburg+rare/very rare decals and boosts" +This City Near Detroit Might Be the 'Worst Place on Earth' | VICE | United States,"I mean people are dying left and right in other cities but sure, Windsor might be the worst place on earth." +get over it? we think there should be a recount. get over that.,"Nah, Trump won, and salt futures are through the roof!" +You couldn't have chosen anyone better. Ofc if you're looking for an ego maniac.,"I've already talked with him about that, plus he knows CSS and I needed more people who are familiar with it" +I just completed my first UCS set. I'm gonna need a bigger city!,Now that's the car Gotham deserves and needs. +"I don't think it will ever reach 2007 numbers, but it's definitely growing. Jagex is making some smart moves with OSRS, Runescape is slowly growing on twitch too.","Yeah the top rs stream is a phishing scam, real great growth" +"Denver has some cool ones. Longest field goal (64 yards) by Prater a few years back (I know it's easier in mile high but still). 55 regular season touchdowns when all our games were shootouts led by the Sheriff. Longest TTOP (Tebow time of possession) and highest degree of Tebowmania achieved. Going back a bit longer we have a top 5 win Pct. Across all major sports teams since 1984 when Pat took over. Elway has a rushing and passing TD in 4 superbowls, Outside of Denver I find it hilariously awesome that Dak threw his first pick like, 5 attempts after breaking the rookie record. I'm sorry Bucs but 0-26 is pretty fucking notable. Oh and longest time of possession by a non player, Aretha Franklin last week",You win +"You're damn right we got a sports problem right now, a big one.","Yep because our HoF QB cut off contact with his family and friends (for most likely very deep and personal reasons) and his super hot GF just has his head all turned around with her wicked ways and totally not our Swiss cheese, round-robin defense!" +"LT Tyron Smith and C Travis Frederick are both locked down through the rest of the decade. Next up will be Zach Martin who we expect to take care of this offseason or next. We're assuming Ron Leary gets paid elsewhere, in which case we'll go back to La'el Collins who will need an extension pretty soon.",Next year I believe since he was an undrafted FA +How? I never said it was his fault. I said he should check blind spots. Do you blindly walk across the street when the might turns green rot do you look both ways still?,"Well, how else do you get your settlement money from pedestrian hits?" +Syrian Kurd calls out Hillary supporters: I'd rather put a bullet through my skull then vote for the woman who has helped engineer the deaths of my family and countless other innocent lives.,obviously a sexist +When everybody wants to grab you,FFA shenanigans. +I don't have words for this goal I scored,"Deliver us from mediocrity in rocket league, oh blessed one!" +"Anemone slowing down iPhone Been getting a bad experience opening and accessing Apps for months until I uninstalled Anemone by chance and everything started working normal. E.g YouTube would start audio without video, Facebook would take ages to load... And now I can't theme my iDevice because winterboard isn't updated for iOS 9.3.3","Try a different version, I'm now on 2.0-1 and my 6S is fine, on an older version everything ran as a crawl" +"Penn, Mousasi & Fedor hanging together",This was right after Affliction: Trilogy was cancelled and Penn was training for the Florian fight. +What did Doctor Strange mean by this?,Clearly this must take place prior to Iron Man +Coffee?,I don't even like coffee! +"ESPN College Gameday Show Thread If you want a little ting in your tang tang, you can discuss and post anything related to the show (signs, screencaps, videos, etc) here.","Welcome to college gameday, where a college kid makes a brilliant sign involving Watson shooting an arrow to the moon, yet I enjoy the sign that has a photoshopped picture of a llama on Lamar Jackson with the title Llamar Jackson more." +FO4 and Skyrim are singleplayer games. GTA5 development started in 2008 and it wasn't released for pc until 2014 - and it's not even close to SC in scope.,I mean then you could argue that SC development started earleir than 2011 since they had to get ideas before kickstarter right? +"TIL Breitbart comments = how to represent all Trump supporters. Shit man, I'm not a Trump supporter myself at all. I will willingly say fuck that guy. But deflection-based bullshit pisses me off too, and using that quote to justify not dealing with an incredibly aloof quote from Hillary Clinton that was terrible optics and politics for her is just sticking your head in the sand.","Yeah, the candidate who's talking about the large number of prejudiced and irrational voters, an observation that's been well supported by polling and anecdotal evidence over the last year and a half, is sticking her head in the sand" +Olympus Mons is a gentle slope that just keeps on going up and up. It doesn't actually look like a conical volcano from the ground. And the top part is so tall that it's completely outside Mars's atmosphere so there wouldn't be any clouds there.,It does have cliffs on part of the edge that are several Km high. +"Based on genetic structure, guys should wear skirts and girls should wear pants",Is there any base for this thought? +Oh god fuck my stream it keeps buffering fuck my life,I guess it's happening on the actual broadcast too. +Are you me? I can't believe how often we get requests like these at my gig. Especially from underperforming offices.,New desks and location will totally change our performance +Worker's first day on the job,But muh jorb creators created this jorb just for me! +Capitalism is why we enjoy decent work-life balance,"TIL capitalism is responsible for technology, I thought it was the other way around" +"Anime References. After my friends suggested I watch more anime, I slowly started discovering many references to anime in League. Now I don't know the whole spectrum, but dang there's actually some really neat stuff! For example, did you know that Kuro and Shiro, the two pets star guardian jinx has, is actually from the anime Tokyo Ghoul?",Super Galaxy Rumble is based on Gurren Lagann. +Fuck UF,Beat the hell out of them. +"Without naming the location, where do you live?","The winters are so cold, even the state is shaped like a mitten." +Why arrest these freedom fighters?,You forgot the +How do me measure the satisfaction/dissatisfaction of the user base?,The amount of hate PMs we get +Gravel roads can be more expensive because of the maintenance costs in higher traffic areas.,"Sorry, forgot the" +"Trump Foundation Received $150,000 Donation In Exchange For 2015 Ukraine Speech","Pshhh Hillary averaged $200k, he's not nearly as corrupt." +Hopefully legit. What I really want is a 5 inch OP3,Downgraded display? +I don't know why I'm always so impressed in mens willingness to have sex and even go down when a girl is on her period.,Sex on period and going down on period are on two very different levels. +"Thank you for the information. Those are some terrible rules, guess I'm not going online. At least I paid half price for half a game :)","Well its good, it finally addresses the modders that ruin online" +"I'm not sure it's possible to remove a profit motive from banking, or any other sector for that matter.",Credit Unions are non-profit. +Carl Bernstein's 1977 article The CIA and the Media from Rolling Stone,*Bernstain* +Housing crisis: B.C. sends Ottawa cry for help,Spilt Milk? +Planet Nine is going to a big one. The case for it existing has only gotten stronger this year as new objects with the predicted orbits its presence would create have been discovered in the last couple of months. My inner space nerd needs someone to find it NOW.,"It's gonna be *really* far away unfortunately, we aren't likely to see high res images any time soon unless that EM drive ends up actually working." +"Not gonna lie, when I heard that was hoping she was gonna go full Wally on us and show up post-game with some ungodly team. Maybe for the next game :/",Here's to hoping Lucas/Dawn can be post-game trainers to battle +"You can also reduce latency by not setting the highest quality sample rate and bit depth. If you can live with 44.1khz sample rate and 16-bit depth, then that'll help lower your latency. You can probably use 48khz and 16-bit depth just as easily. If you can use 48khz and 24-bit, that's about as good as you need to go for guitar, there's really no need to use any sample rate higher than 48khz, and 44.1khz should be fine as well (at least for practicing). 24-bit depth is ideal to avoid aliasing in any case, but the demands on your sample buffer are increased exponentially from 16-bit.",In Windows? +Who is responsible for this,"No but for real guys, don't want to make it so George can't get a job anywhere." +A,S +"Trump policies alone would 'explode' national debt by $5 trillion, Fix the Debt co-chair says","Right, I'm sure raising the minimum wage, making public colleges tuition-free, and creating a public option to save us from the ACA death spiral would not explode the national debt at all..." +in response trump BLASTS him!,Then Lauer UNLEASHES THE FURY! +Main thing worth noting here: What's being described here is an early campaign for player readiness/awareness. Everyone has been waiting so long for the Update that we want to put out as much information as early as possible to ensure that the day it goes live you can jump right in to the quest. The official 'player awareness/readiness' campaign starts this week. It has a cooler name than what is in quotes. Stay tuned for the official launch...,Hi De Rebecca +Raptors never get garbage time,Starts at tipoff. +"TIL in the 1940's Stetson Kennedy went undercover as a Klansman, gave Klan passwords to the writers of the popular Superman radio show, who used them in a story line in which Superman fights the KKK. Kennedy has been dubbed the greatest single contributor to the weakening of the Ku Klux Klan",Who would've thought that titles like grand wizard didn't appeal to people? +This comment section brought to you by old stock Canadians.,"Because every old stick Canadian is a bad person, amirite?" +"A childhood without technology, filled with grazed knees and sticks for guns, but have amazing technology for high school and beyond.","Also, experiencing the internet in its infancy in elementary school...but having it REALLY take off in high school and beyond." +"So Where are the crowds waiting 'weeks,a month in line' for any store's Black Friday? and what does that say? Last year, like the years before, there were always dozens of stories across the nation on TV and the media of people waiting in line weeks, even a month, for Black Friday at Retailers. Does not seem to be happening this year.",All the Hillary fans that hate-shop at WM must be staying away +No fly zone in Syria. Oh that was the other one.,It's good thing we're backing down from that or Russia would've destroyed the world! +"There are so many uses for plastic and so much demand. Do you really think the best option to get rid of it is to shape it into rice, ship it to Africa, and sell it as rice? All while avoiding detection, and by the way it only works for white beads. Doesnt sound very plausible.",Probably an accident then +*I wanna wake up with you*,*in my* *beautiful morning* +I haven't too. But I will omg,Metro 2033 can be found in this subreddit's sidebar +Amazon Gift Card $75 PayPal 75%,PM +Still a better nickname than Typhoid Mary,And thyroid bob +"Access is also a trap. News organizations have in the past moderated their views so as to not risk access. The Bush administration used that to great advantage. If access is cut off, so are those shackles.",It actually offers a good opportunity to strike the fear of God into future presidents about limiting access. +"Just checking in, why does espn have the team scores the wrong way? Atlanta should be up by 28","atl has the spread line 9, they wanted them to win" +Has to be fucking Spain,Nope but there is a lot of people that speak spanish here. +A chunk of that is simply the reality of our Canadian dollar. It was worth more against the US in 2012. I agree that it makes the pricing super unattractive though.,the worst part is that Apple products were still more here than in the US when our dollar was higher. +You wot m8. Why are you shitting on this guy for giving an opinion,He is Russian duh! +Unofficial Las Vegas Name Unveiling Game Day Thread Will be covered on the NHLN at 9:00 ET,This is fucking gold +And Portland in Canada.,They are all filthy snow Mexicans. +Cant find ya...region?,"ok try this * IGN: Derp * Deposited: Bounsweet, Level 1, Female, Pokeball * Msg: I want to fill my Pokedex" +I was driving back from Charlottesville and 64 was a cornucopia of colors. It was magnificent.,That's a little pretentious isn't it +"Well, scandal free in that his scandals had no grounds in reality. Plenty of people still think he's a secret Muslim born outside the US",Fast and furious? +What did they do?,"I believe that they took a bunch of pre-orders for a soon to be released product and never shipped the product, or something along those lines." +"yeah, I don't use android pay. I'm stock and rooted that's it. I guess chainfire released a mod you can apply so android pay works but I haven't tried it out.","Chase finally supports Android Pay so its been nice using that, but yeah I'm downloading the latest CM / GApps now, so I'll see how that goes, and if it doesn't go well I'll try rooted Nougat." +"That Muslims are terrorists. If white people were all judged by the actions of the extreme few, we would all be racist, kkk members, skin heads, and hate gay people. Which is obviously not true","Well, not all Muslims are terrorists but all terrorists are certainly Muslim." +"For many black ppl, Bruce Lee was their first foray into martial arts. Plus he was woke.",Kareem isn't many black people +"Dude, don't take it out on the little guy. It's just a game.",go fuck yourself +Villager seems pretty close to what you are asking for,Can confirm despite the aerial mobility. +I have no words.,Save it for a TIL yo +"Oh, is that what happened?",I think you got killed +Funeral Casket - Torture Chamber,Kinda reminds me of Skinny Puppy +"Nick Young Ice in my veins after game winner, D'angelo appreciates it",But I thought D'LO and Swaggy don't get along? +Canada Black Friday Deals I wanted to start a thread for all the deals on Hue in Canada for Black Friday. I thought it would be better than having a whole bunch of separate posts. I will update this list as more come up Here is what I have found so far: All prices in CAD Best Buy Nov 25-28 Hue LED colour A19 starter kit $129.99 ($50 off) Hue GO portable smart light $59.99 ($20 off) Hue light strip plus 2m $69.99 ($20 off),Is the Hue Go worth it? +I feel a sense of patriotism knowing that fucking Texas would have the GDP of Canada,google population of Texas and population of Canada it's about the same +Japan tells the US to go fuck themselves and restarts world war three.,We nuke Kyoto in retaliation. +"On the front lines of Mosul, 2 young American volunteers aid those injured. They treat Iraqi soldiers & civilians right in the path of fire, far closer than other medical providers. W/o their proximity to the fighting, many more wounded would die. Their location also means they are at enormous risk.",I hear their just cia front men just trying to turn the public tide. +"Politics aside. What's wrong with doing an audit? Trump used to say the election was rigged, and he wouldn't accept the results unless he won. This doesn't seem like we're saying we don't accept the results. But we just want to make sure they were correctly counted, and that there is no reason for us NOT to accept the results. Subtle difference, but a tangible one. An audit is not the same as not accepting the results. If you're audited for your taxes, the auditors aren't saying you've done your taxes wrong, they just want to make sure you did them right.","But if we audit the votes, doesn't that mean they can't *release* the vote count?" +"As a college student with a tight budget, I bought this to be able to play tonight as the rest of my week is crazy busy. I'm on the east coast and staying up til 3am is not an option. They better let me refund this and get the regular edition considering I can't play til the 21st now anyways.",Also why spend $20 to play the game a few days early especially if you are on a tight budget? +Joe Thornton American?,"Citizen does not equal Born in that country Example: Daniel Alfredsson Born Swedish, Canadian Citizen" +Why does no one like me? It must be because I'm not a big enough asshole!,Dafuq is a Poem Porn? +"Sorry guys, I just copied the tweet in its entirety. It made sense to me, but after looking at it again, I definitely can see why it's hard to understand. Very roundabout way of saying we're really good lol",I think its clear and terrible writing +SHE'S GETTING AN AEGIS REFLECTOR! OH LAWRD! OH GOSH!,She wishes it was that good! +my social circle disagrees with my opinion that i have a social circle,Shitposts aren't people. +"Mr. President, get down!",r/getdownmrpresident +Google. They have done so much to change our world in positive ways.,Its Alphabet inc +"More puzzles like the Outbreak Prime monitors should be included in future raids Our clan went through the WoTM HM raid last night to complete the monitors quest for Outbreak prime for one of our friends that just got to raiding level. As we were going through, I noticed how much fun the binary portion of the raid is. Two people watch monitors and call out positions while the other 4 complete a task (stepping on canisters). And the puzzle is different every raid and every attempt. How cool is that?! Bungie, pls! Moar dynamic puzzles in raids! You always nail the combat portion and epic feeling when I bring down a boss. But the puzzles are a great addition that keep the raid fresh for me.",Just hide the next raid exotic behind a couple of sudoku puzzles and a crossword and nobody will get it. +"Before hard mode comes out, I really hope Bungie fixes Captains spawning inside the walls at Aksis",ITS IN THE WALLS! +This whole thing is pretty funny ngl,Who u callin a ngl +"I never ended up finishing the main quest, I either randomly started to explore & have fun, or started a side mission. After some time, I forgot what I was doing or what happened. That game definitely takes a while & the preserverence to play the game until you fully beat it. I remember lock picking everyone just for fun.",I remember at about 3 o'clock in the morning thinking yeah I'll just move some stuff around and sell some stuff..... and then five hours later. +Web Bloat Score Calculator,I feel offended. +"Oh, I always seem to get autofill protected in my Solo/Duo games, and 5v5 Flex is basicly draft with shown MMR.",im also autofill protected but thats because i fill/play support anyways +How to Play With a Locked Phone Screen (without PoGO's Battery Saver mode),OP - Are you the developer of PokeLock? +"Zzzquil. It is diphenhydramine. It is benadryl, people. Nasty ass liquid fucking benadryl.","I buy 300 count 25mg tablets for dirt cheap, cannot figure out why people would ever buy Zzzquil" +Roger Rabbit 2...starring Kevin James...,I'm so triggered right now :( +"Just use it as a defensive point. If you're getting attacked and pop one of those down your enemies *will not* be able to deal with you without flanking or waiting, while you can still damage them",Then they pop theirs and its a waiting game... +I just finished my mad max themed build.,Not sure if dust or sand. +"NO wall, NO Hillary in Jail, NO Obamacare repeal. Who's the Cuck now?","Trump won, so shut up and stop whining." +Pay to play is SOP in the Trump Administration,but the Clinton Foundation +"Eh, feminism.",I hate how it always comes back to feminism. +How do they keep the ice cold enougb during other events though?,It's cooled from just below the surface. +"Yes, win 3 races and finish 3 races without a destruction",whats the benefits of getting the S-liscence? +"How would this go down. At the end of every yearly cycle, The best versions of every player are put into the pack cycle forever. TOTY TOTS etc back into packs, gold cards also stay in packs so that you don't always pack good players. Yes you will make way better packs than before but the game is over why not just do it.","Sales would probably decrease for the next game, considering the chance to get great players would be **greatly** increased." +"Curved hardline is kinda difficult to bend perfectly, without a lot of spare tubing, practice, and redos lol.","I want results, not excuses!" +What the fuck does any of that have to do with you being white? Being white doesnt make your credit score better,And if anything that neck tattoo will help lower it +It is not. But it is an argument against How do you even begin to punish these... people,"penetrate them, tie them up and force them to have sex with animals." +I think the MSM has forgotten this little gem,omg thats racist wolves are sheep too. +Had the same issue. I had to uninstall Google fit from my phone and re install it. Reset watch and it connected,I've tried that too. +"57, 112 lbs, short blonde hair, grey/blue eyes, pale, 17 years old Who should I cosplay as? :)","If you're a fan of Steven Universe, you'd make an excellent Pearl!" +the is a dogwhistle to all racists.,It's a ploy by the KKK to take over the English language +Oh but I did,"It's rhino gravy, isn't it?" +"Cattle are bred to be docile. And even then, a cow can pretty easily fuck you up, deliberately or accidentally. Not to mention an angry bull. A bison is an insanely dangerous animal. They fight grizzly bears and win.",They got nothin on Chuck Norris. +"Yeah, as a Redskins fan I'll be the first to say Norman has been beat this season by OBJ and AJ Green. But if he gets beat a couple times by literally the best wide receivers in the game and plays lights out the rest of the time, while also creating turnovers? That's fine with me. Corner is one of the hardest positions to play in the NFL so when you find a good one, you gotta lock him up","He's going to really struggle next time Agholor comes to town, dude runs real crisp routes" +I think we've all had conversations like this.,"Yeah, you don't want to end up like me and save up for a year for a 1070 and end up playing Farming Simulator..." +"No, the 4 boosters are liquid fueled. They're hypergolic, too, I think. Solid fuel rockets are pretty rare on human-rated rockets, and to my knowledge the Shuttle was the only one to use them (SLS will use similar solid rocket boosters, though). That's a good observation about the cleanness of the exhaust! SRBs tend to pump out a lot of smoke and flame compared to liquid fueled rockets.",The Atlas V N22 rocket which will be carrying the Boeing CST-100 Starliner will have two small strap on solid rocket motors +What a piece of shit. The best thing Giuliani could have done for his legacy was die immediately after leaving the mayor's office.,"Actually, he could just retire, move to some sunny island and NEVER talk politics again... but he is too stupid to realize that this would be by far best outcome for everyone, including himself." +"The Birth Story I have started writing this story many many times since finding this reddit. But my efforts have all been squashed by the inevitable wine I drink to numb the pain, so now, late at night with no liquor stores open and no booze in the fridge, maybe it's my lucky night. All you need to know is that my birth plan was a one liner: NO PICTURES. It was literally my only wish. I wanted to take the first pictures of baby, and I didn't want any pictures of my puffy bloated face. To each her own. Guys, I read everything I could get my hands on about pregnancy, but I was having my baby in a foreign hospital where thinking is sometimes discouraged. When baby was 3 weeks overdue, I was given a vaginal suppository by a doctor who refused to tell me what it was or what it was for, and actually denied having put it in until I took it out to show her. Then the doctor yelled DO YOU WANT THE BABY TO DIE INSIDE OF YOU??? and put it back in. I felt manipulated, terrified, and very much in need of support. I began bleeding shortly thereafter, but my husband didn't pick up his phone because he was at work, so his mom became the target of my absolutely not hysterical request to advocate for me and ask what the prognosis was, since she spoke the language and was there. MIL predictably used this request for help to dig me for details, after which she not only did NOT help me communicate with the doctors, she also mocked me for presumably thinking American healthcare is better and for having trouble yielding to authority. She went so far as to mockingly reenact my voice when 'refusing' the medication. Once again, I wasn't trying to be difficult, I JUST WANTED TO KNOW WHAT THEY SHOVED UP MY VAGINA AND WHY. Because of the frustrating conversation on top of the dead baby comment (and NOT before, really) I actually became hysterical, crying random stuff about how I don't want to have a baby anymore, and so she left me. To this day, I am considered hysterical because of that moment. I was soooo frustrated I walked all around the hospital for hours. I would rest on a bench, and feel my sobs rising and then I would get up and make another round. When I came back to my room, there was a (different) annoyed doctor and my husband, they were both mad that I wasn't in my bed. In retrospect, THEY COULD HAVE PAGED ME, but I didn't think of that at the time, I just explained my frustration with the medication and my fear and terror that my baby would die inside, and the doctor explained to me what I was given and why and that he was taking over my case and that I would get induced the next day, so no dinner for me! After my hike, I was hungry, but I slept, in the morning a nurse gave me an enema without telling me what was going on, then they shaved me and hooked me up to some pitocin. I was terrified of being given medications that I didn't want. One woman in my room had a horror story of a non-consensual c-section, so I declined an epidural and had a hawkeye on my IV. Contractions started, and ... nothing. My husband came for the show, ended up taking out his laptop and working. A friendly doctor came back in 12 hours later and let me know he was going to cut the baby out, because of the lack of progress. I was seriously, honest to god, NOT hysterical, I asked him if there was any risk to the baby if I just went to sleep instead, because I would prefer not to have the surgery. The nice doctor explained, I swear, no exaggeration, that the c-section was being recommended for my benefit, because I was hungry and tired, and if I would rather sleep he could make that happen. I thanked him and then I got to hear my husband complain about my 'hysterics' and left me with the words which still shake me awake at night sometimes: 'if anything happens to the baby, it's your fault.' Yes, of course. Everything is my fault, because that's what being a mother means. So I went to bed with contractions and guilt and hunger and I hugged my nearly-born baby and apologized again and again for all the things which were my fault. The next day I was angry enough that I told the nurse not to let in my husband. I was having some rough contractions already, and I had dialated some through the night. I was SOOOO hungry. They didn't even want me to drink, but my lips were cracked so they gave me some lip balm and I ate it. They gave me cotton balls dipped in water so I ate those too. Then I started getting loopy with pain, and the nurse started pushing for an epidural, so I figured I needed an advocate, so I let in my husband, who,... OMG, how can I start? 1) set up his laptop right when he came in, I guess he figured it would be like the day before, no need to waste time... right? 2) called his Mom against my wishes, who to this day mocks my moans, to say I was doing fine. (that's when I realized he had told her about the c-section decision) 3) Refused to give me a cookie and left me minutes later because he was hungry, and I don't know how long this is going to take 4) took out a CAMERA. my ONE pregnancy request was no pictures at birth, he showed up with a fucking SLR. We argued, but he promised the pictures were just for the two of us. So I melted and pushed out a baby. Then he, 4) asked how long he HAD to stay because he might still get some dinner at his parents house, and as I later found out, 5) sent pictures to EVERYBODY. I realized over time that he was under immense parental pressure to do all sorts of random crap for them. He was also under huge pressure at work, not thinking straight, and apparently his mom is a better person to listen to than me. Some of the things, like the camera, were an obvious slight against me. Why did she have to make him photograph the event??? Bitch. SON of a bitch. Baby was fine though, just adorable, with a full head of hair, and acted like a 1 month old right off the bat. She also had a broken right clavical, which is actually not a big deal, but to this day MIL pretends that there is asymetry because of my selfish decision. She also continues to mock me for my 'fear' of doctors, and she even printed out the gross pictures of bloody baby on bloated mom and gave me a lecture about how maybe now I don't like them but later I'll learn how nice it was for my husband to bring the camera. She was so SAD don't you know, to hear of my irrational wish not to have a camera, after all, it's DH's moment too! I felt like writing her a letter: Congratulations, you were no help at all, you inserted yourself in your sons very special moment, and you caused epic monuments of stress on top of confusion. So now I hate you. TL,DR My roommate is married to his mom.",I really want to punch your husband that was so out of line. +"I have a theory, probably borrowed by conservative circles, that if a Trump government provides social welfare and expands the social safety net, he can pretty much do whatever awful thing he wants and the electorate will be pacified. When I look at this possibility, and the logic behind it, it kinda makes sense and worries me.",I just wish America was like Europe in that since that the government is afraid of its people when the pull shit like cutting the safety net.. they have convinced the poor rubes in trailer parks living off the government that black people and Latinos are ALSO getting free shit from the government and you should hate them for that. +September Storm,egad - it needs some anti-aliasing real bad.... +This is fine,Throw it in the post game - thanks! +Twisted!sans,edgy the character +Friday isn't bad!,They need a game for every night of the week! +Don't they still do this?,the real question is do YOU still do this? +"Bought one skin, RP taken for 3.","Just wait, it might take a while for a reply but they'll help you out!" +Thank God for the electoral college. She should be hanging from a noose for trying to facilitate invasion of the United States by a foreign power.,...because that happened +That's great that you feel that way. How else would you have me complete it? Play through normal campaign missions that just have a red bar Hydra in it 250 times? Please enlighten me what you believe not cheesing is?,Not worth my time. +"Sports Interactive is really accurate to give Pogba Dwells On Ball preferred move. Worked good for slow paced tactics, went disastrously for Premier League's fast paced gameplay.",Dude he's been great for us +i half hope this isn't true. i literally just bought star guardian lux but janna is my most played champion. unlucky,I like Star Guardian Lux way too much and making another great lux skin would make me have to choose which one to use every game ;-; pls no. +"What is your unpopular opinion about the 2016-2017 NBA season so far? Note this is not a wide open unpopular opinion thread, but is specifically about the 2016-17 NBA season so far. I'll put mine in the comments. Sort by controversial or look at the downvoted comments to get a different perspective, maybe those are truly unpopular. I hope I've added enough text to avoid getting deleted by the bot. Oh, and Happy Thanksgiving (a day early in the U.S., way off elsewhere).",Steve Kerr threw the season opener against the Spurs to see Pop tip his hand and get the first loss out of the way #kerrgate +Does anyone know if they plan on having Combination Locks on Ship doors? We NEED this!,"Well, if you mean when you spawn it its locked until you open it the first time" +"that they can play with their boobs any time they want,but, won't let me.",Their parents never taught them it's nice to share with others. +Are you describing something you've already read?,It sounds like hes looking for a fic fitting his description. +It is not. It was widely covered in r/donald,Ah yes r/donald... the most credible news source on the Internet. +"God that article was so slim with so little information. Ok, so they don't want a presidential system. Did anyone bother to ask what they DID want?",Parliamentary system doh! +Don't act naive. You know if she were male the comment would have been less likely to happen.,Yeah because we've never heard that anytime Keanu Reeves is brought up on reddit. +"I'd bet he looked at his medals after his team has left, leaving him all the gold",Or he was playing a 1v1 +"Man, ambushing someone with pepper spray is just a misdemeanor?",I think I know what I'm packing for my next protest. +What is the best movie based on a true story?,Definitely Independence Day... +"One thing to note also, instead of using the more high damage variant Stone Spear that costs 100 stone and 5 cloth to upgrade the wooden spear, no, the only weapon used is the wooden spear which is literally a minute or so of chopping down the closest tree. Another thing to note at around the same 0:46 mark is that he's chugging spears faster than the guy is able to draw his bow.","4 Spears downed him, not 3" +"Jesus, this is awful. You write like a 9th grader who thinks he's funny. Terrible grammar, juvenile humor, run-on sentences ... editing is your friend, mate. I'm glad someone took the time to write about Renton, but this? No.",your submission was way better. +Where did Lily go?,To see if that bodega had a bathroom +Every single one.,Every single one. +"Jermaine Gresham: viable option for playoffs? Hey guys, I wanted to see your opinions on Gresham for the fantasy playoffs. Lately his numbers have trended upward, especially in PPR. He's been consistently hitting double digits for the last 5 weeks, minus his 9.5 game. With Floyd being cut, I feel like his targets might increase. Thoughts on rolling him out ROS? I think his Seattle matchup could potentially be rough but he might be a good option if you're current TE isn't panning out like you thought it would.",Bennett or gresham? +Ann Arbor police: Woman's story about being forced to remove hijab did not occur,Wonder what the ratio of hoaxes to true hate crimes is? +"Haha might have hit lagrange point actually lol. But it's the format of them I mean. Unless I've just been watching the wrong stuff. I watch lmgttg, 10ftcm and the occasional atv/rtv but I find them more to be predominantly chat show/news room style. Might just be me though lol","Well the previous versions of ATV were more tell than show, but the more recent ones are more show than tell." +Celebrating what? I'm stuck at work.,The famous festivities of 29th of December. +"But it gets 94mpg, so it's a good tradeoff.","eh, r/thegrandtour is leaking?" +Girl has super supportive yoga coach,Backdrop looks fake.. or is that my phone. +"Speaking foreign languages is the most stereotypical trait there is for bullshit lists that women claim they want in a partner. It's the poster child for being an interesting person, like taking long walks on the beach or being good with kids. This is like if I said I'm attractive, I have a square jaw and full hairline. The point isn't speaking foreign languages or having hair, the point is the greater message. Yes I have a passport full of stamps. I lived in Germany for two years, Spain a month, and visited a dozen other countries.",Wow how are you still single? +"My favourite step of Pass fiber through customer, weld outside was skipped.","And by fiber, of course you mean bullets, right?" +It's impressive how twitter is becoming the go to place to release statements for officials in the US,amazing how the MSM shot themselves in the foot so hard during the election that the president is bypassing them altogether +"Around CBD I like Lobo Plantation, Stitch, Baxter Inn, Papa Gedes",Came here to say this and include the barber shop .. and that whiskey bar across from it downstairs in the basement.. +No idea that Wyatt Russell was in this! By far one of my favorite up and coming talents after 22 Jump Street and Everybody Wants Some!!,Bonus: He actually plays hockey +"Yes. 1st or 2nd in pool play gets you a spot in winners (Championship) bracket Then bottom two spots get you in losers bracket, 3rd in pools gets you a spot in like R3 Losers bracket. Then 4th in pool gets you like R2 of Losers.","no, if you get fourth you go versus bottom four from open in losers R1 then 3rd goes to losers R2, at least i think thats right" +"My university library, ladies and gentlemen.",Why does that lady have so many bottles of purell on her desk? +"Best Player Personality. Discussion | eSports Who do you guys believe, has the best personality of a Cs player, in the history of CS. It could be Pros, or streamers! Im going to list my top 5 below, all pros. Not that i dont like streamers, I just believe that the pros are better personalities! 5) Navi - Guardian 4) C9 - Shroud 3) NV - kennyS 2) VP - Pasha 1) SK - Fallen I believe all of the above players have amazing personalities, for nothing more than their attitude to the game, their fans, and their life. Fallen is one of the people I look up to, not because of his skill, but because I aspire to be the kind of person he is..","Bogdan, he's the one." +"I know that those exist. I was referring to the myth about Al Qaeda, I imagine they've been switched to being ISIS at this point, training camps operating within the United States.","Hey they list the source as the Department of Justice, it must be true." +For woman : no hair at all on the body. For man : A whole turning head.,Why a whole turning head for a man? +The sidebar.,:-) o7 +"Really though? I feel like reddit absolutely shits on everything PlayStation, and it's beyond frustrating. PlayStation really has been the best system to play games on for the last 20+ years, but there's a very vocal disdain towards PS, especially on this sub. Reddit has a super big PC bias, and those people are toxic beyond belief. Reddit is largely American, and Americans love Xbox because let's face it, Xbox services suck everywhere else. And older Americans love Nintendo, even though Nintendo's idea of gaming is 30 years in the past and they have terrible business practices and cash cow games. PlayStation definitely has the smallest following on reddit, and the biggest hate because of its success. What I really hate is how much this sub complains about every little thing. Does no one remember E3 2013 when Xbox told you they were going to spy on you and keep you locked online, and PlayStation were like we're putting games first and features second? Every day people bitch and moan about lack of features here, and every single problem that pips up is met with I'm moving to PC/Xbox/Nintendo! PlayStation really is the best thing going in gaming, and it doesn't get the respect it deserves.","It doesn't have UHD bluray, no buy for me." +"I don't know about he others, but Animal Farm and 1984 aren't conservative books.","Yeah, you're right." +"They're still SO new in comparison though. Really excited to see where Netflix goes. Dear god I hope they don't mess it up by adding commercials or some stupid shit. Premium memberships or some other fuckery. I'm so jaded when it comes to good things. Look at YouTube, now adds in the middle of every video and YouTube Red, ugh. Plz Netflix, don't.","Wait, you have to pay for Redtube now?" +"I would like to apply for Field Commander, because when I got the chance to play with my friend's Cyber Dragon deck, I opened 3 power bonds and that was just after not playing for the 10 years before that game. Also, I would be able to use XYZ-summoning, to surprise them and have them thinking about it all duel long so I can take victory for sure. GLORY ON ACADEMIA!","As long as you fusion summon once every duel, you can do what ever you wish GLORY ON ACADEMIA!" +"Buy Willow, it is pretty soft right from the fridge.",Is that proper butter? +"Stuff like that needs to be voiced here, the Celestrata is on a power trip right now.","Oh no, it isn't celestrata... it's those evil faceless strawmen the moderating team" +"Ok so I've heard all the danger zone food safety stuff, but I'm not convinced that using warm water (for a brief amount of time immediately before cooking) presents any serious risk. Care to explain why you feel so strongly?",Yeah I know I literally put my chicken breasts in luke warm water 2-3 times a week and I never get sick and it always tastes good. +Trump picks Betsy DeVos for education secretary,Finally we can export the success of the EAA nationally. +"I have no idea what you're talking about, people are already getting 895 gear in heroics, today I saw a guy get 870 relic in normal mythic.",A guy got a 875 cloak in a heroic a few days ago. +Garma did nothing to deserve it; Char said so himself. It was definitely a betrayal.,Or was it the misfortune of Garma's birth? +Mains by game What did you main from different smash games for example I maimed luigi and yoshi in 64 G&W and luigi in melee G&W and olimar in brawl and G&W and olimar in smash 4,**Brawl:** Marth **PM:** Lyn and Bowser **SSB4:** Cloud and Bayonetta I don't actively play 64 or Melee. +"Yeah, I did not get the whole idea behind it when I was reading the book. Funny thing is that he actually overslept. Like how the hell do you oversleep in a freaking coffin with a monster running around",Balls of steel +GSW is going to implode and that chip is ours.,"1st team all defence, baby." +That was amazing.,You can tell by the way it is. +Trump knows how people gets transgendered,It's a conspiracy by the Chinese to ruin our children! +What is the best image hosting site? Like what imgur used to be. Not sure if this is the right place to ask this.,4chan +Who are COD and GNB?,Guinea-Bissau +"i got you. i was just confirming what you said and providing a story of one man's freezing, water sack tapping, ass dive into the icy shallows of a morning bowl.","Nah fam I think you're a traitor, a man who pees sitting down because his lady demands it, and is trying to infiltrate our ranks and sabotage our efforts." +Gaming. In the 90s it was only for kids and now everyone is doing it.,Because 90s kids grew up and weren't done playing yet. +Biden on Trump: 'This is a guy born with a silver spoon in his mouth',"Yeah, but now it's up his whatever." +Oh I'm trying to humiliate him with his loss. Volunteering donating and early voting,But no one is enthusiastic enough to actually volunteer or donate for Clinton! +"no, is cod, the community of overwatch and titanfall 2 is fantastic",I've heard the League of Legends community was great too! +What items would best deter burglars if they were casually left sitting next to your back door or on a porch?,The severed heads of my enemies. +"RIP Arnold Palmer, 1960s",Colorizebot +"I really feel like this is becoming all too common.. Pushing people onto the tracks I mean, not racism - that's old. Really makes me afraid whenever someone midly weird looking walks near me on the platform.","This isn't racism, he said he hated white people" +inb4 Blizzard nerfs Gadgetzan Auctioneer because the combo with Jade Idol is broken.,I'm sure that they didn't think of this combo and didn't test it out at all. +New HAARP.,So excited! +Let's see what the community thinks. What do YOU think designates a mod as magic or tech?,can i add pretty particles as factor? +"Ay NE fb page removed ffx post,maybe changes are being made hnnggg ~",Interesting. +COD MWR PS4 GB Team I'm looking to setup a team to play some gb,Add: BeardBoyy +When you overestimate your own strength,Where will you be when the steroids stop kicking in? +I work for CTR AMA,How do you plan to kill yourself? +"Mattis to Trump: Beer, Cigarettes Work Better Than Waterboarding","Trump: Ok, but you're still gonna waterboard them with the drinks though, right?" +SINCE THE WORLD'S BEEN TURNING!,SING US A SONG +There is thing called sexual harassment that would probably make it a very brief career. Also I don't think The defendant is a faggot argument will hold up in court,Only defend clients that are homosexual and female? +no,"To the majority, he is." +At 14 you know better than to go shooting people.,is that a fact doctor? +I live in WA so it's kinda weird to hear people talking about I-5 in other states.,It's almost as if interstates are roads that go between states. +Smooth Criminals from the 1920's,Needs more pages. +Tell her you don't know what a potato is.,"But amazingly, you can still count to it." +You guys seem to have the bench of a championship team and the superstar for it. It's the starters that disappoint.,"Our bench is great, our starters shit the bed every game and can never get in rhythm" +I like Batman as much as the next guy but...,"But guys, they're actual Batman costumes from the comics" +not,a +This wedding photo... *shudders*,That's one lucky girl. +This might all go back to 911 and the grs11 gyrochip that Hillary owns the patent to. It connects the plane to the uninterruptible auto pilot. It was installed in planes in 1995 but wasn't announced to the public until 2005. And in 2005 they said it would make sure that another 911 never happens. It might also be how they crashed the planes in the first place. What if there were no terrorists on the plane?,"But there clearly were terrorists on the plane, the unscathed passport found blocks away proves it!" +Failed robbery attempt,That headbutt was pretty effective +Possibly The Ugliest And Most 2000'S Thing The Strokes Have Ever Sold As Merch,would wear +We play them again on Friday lmao,"Too bad Curry stopper, aka 'Ice in my veins', D'angelo Russell can't play." +"Mifune can solo Keymaster's Eclipse. Hello everybody, I'll make this short and sweet. So if you didn't know, Keymaster's Eclipse has absolutely terrible drop rates for Gilnea, so farming for him will take a looong time. Well to cut down on this time, I decided to try using Mifune to speed up my runs, and decrease the amount of useless item drops I got. After some testing, I found that he can easily solo the entire dungeon, and with the right sphere set up, fill his BB or SBB consistently. I plan to do some more testing with set ups, but the best one I have found so far is Urias + Demonic Skull. With those two, on the very first turn he fills sbb with one normal attack, then he will always fill bb or sbb each encounter. However, the boss takes 2-3 turns to beat. My Mifune is not max attack imped, or sp options completely filled, so that may factor in. Feel free to test out other spheres and tell me how they did. Hope this helps!",Ka'rzn's coils seem to work as well +"You WILL use this card. Hello TFR! Long time lurker, first time poster. I work retail at a store that's fairly large so it has a lot of rules. One such rule is that we need to check people's cards to see if there is a signature. If not, we need to see an i.d. with a name that matches the card. Since it's the holidays, we have been strictly enforcing this rule since there have been reports around our mall about people using stolen cards. Even if someone is using their spouses card and has the same last name, we can't use it because they could have stolen their card and gone on a crazy shopping spree because they are mad at them or seperated or for whatever crazy person reason. I had to use this rule on one lady tonight who just didn't seem to get it. M = Me, RL = Rude Lady M: *finishing the transaction when I notice there's no signature on her card* Can I also see an i.d. please? RL: *Shows i.d. that has the same last name but a different first name* M: I actually need to see an i.d. that has the same first name and last name as the card. RL: That's my husbands card. M: Unfortunately he does need to be present since it's his card and I do need to see his i.d. to complete the transaction. RL: *in the most condescending tone you could image* He isn't here but you WILL be using this card. M: Unfortunately our policy is that we need to see an i.d. that matches the card. RL: I am not coming back to this store later so I WILL be using this card. M: I'm sorry but I can't continue without your husband present. RL: No, you WILL be using this card. And that went on for another minute. She kept emphasizing will so much it was like she was trying to use the jedi mind trick on me. I wanted to shout You WILL be LEAVING THE STORE NOW. The manager was called and approved the transaction since the lady had the same last name and my manager didn't know how rude she had been. Next time someone is that rude to me I'll just say sorry, your card doesn't have a signature and is therefore invalid. That is technically credit card fraud. Bye!.",I just do not understand why managers do this They tell us not since we are enforcing their rules but I guess they do not apply to them +"Sometimes. Depends on your mobo and how many PCIE lanes that you're CPU has. Let's say you have two PCI slots and your CPU has 24 PCI lanes. The motherboard may partition the top slot for full x16 bandwidth but the second slot will only have x8 bandwidth. All of the pci slots have to share the PCI lanes of the CPU, so mobo manufacturers split the lanes across physical slots as needed.",*your +You may not all be douchebags but the echochamber mob mentality is getting old,That took balls to say with such a young account. +"Yes. That's what I thought aswell, but it would be interesting to know if it would work and if it would make a difference",youd be much more likely to introduce off-flavors this way than just having a good capping procedure +Do you mean something like uber? Google results show a south park episode centered around that idea,"Nah, something you can pull around bandar for tourist." +Did Bumblebee just kill a Metal Gear?,Is that a pro Genji? +Ok,"I better see a guest appearance by Ronan on the QandA today with his sacrifice of his crocs, or else the riots will commend in Fally for the xp waste." +"It's not much, but it's mine.",Nice cable management! +Blizzard just nerfed Jade Idol from a Common to a Rare before even releasing it.,Full dust refund? +"$8 for a pie?? This shop near me sells gourmet pies with all butter crust, high quality fillings (100% chicken breast etc) with no preservatives/filler for $6. $8 for a mass produced low quality, highly processed pie is just taking the piss.",It's like if Macca's tried to sell $13 burgers..... +"THERE'S NO WINTER VEIL TAVERN BRAWL. THIS FUCKING SUCKS. I LOVED LAST YEAR'S WINTER VEIL TAVERN BRAWL AND IT DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING RETURN. THEY'LL SHELL OUT RANDONOMIUM 50 FUCKING TIMES BUT NOT THE BEST TAVERN BRAWL? HORSE FUCKIN' SHIT! --- I UNPACKED A GOLDEN FINJA AND AFTER DECIDING THAT KAZAKUS WOULD BE BETTER, DE'D IT AND CRAFTED KAZAKUS. LITERALLY **TWO DAYS** LATER I UNPACK KAZAKUS. RIP FIRST GOLDEN LEGENDARY. I'VE BEEN PLAYING SINCE OCTOBER LAST YEAR AD OUT OF 100s OF PACKS, I WASTED MY ONE GOLDEN FUCKING LEGENDARY. I ALSO RECENTLY GOT MY **THIRD** BLOODMAGE THALNOS. I STILL DON'T HAVE ARCHMAGE ANTONIDAS OR EDWIN, BLIZZ. THOSE WOULD BE NICE TOO. **HINT HINT.**",BUT THEN PEOPLE WILL COMPLAIN THAT THEY WANT PACKS AND NOT CARDBACKS :( +It's too bad the perpetrators aren't Muslim or immigrants otherwise this story might have gotten some real traction,"If they're white it has nothing to do with race, politics or religion, it's a mental illness." +What is the current reason now that Julian can't personally interfere with the election any more?,Dead people dont talk +"So then, what should we post about?",Dad Jokes! +Touchdown?,"I don't know, but at least they're in the red zone." +"Pre Employment Drug Screen Negative Dilute I took the test Thursday with no worries because I do not use drugs. I left Friday morning to go out of state for vacation. The prospective employer emailed the result of negative dilute Friday morning and requested a retest within 24 hr. I didn't even see the email until Saturday night. I am extremely upset that no one called me otherwise I would have taken care of it. Everything with the employer so far has been phone calls, and notification of emails through direct contact (them tellin me they're sending an email). Now will they rescind the offer? They are closed on the weekend, I am calling first thing Monday morning.",You should be fine. +"Beauty such as your MUST be acknowledged, it is only fitting :)",*m'lady intensifies* +What comment did you get gilded for?,This one +Probably the most cancerous music I've ever heard,well it's better than yours +"The Nertherlands or the President of France, the title made me very confuse!",Both are same ! +"Pope warns media over 'sin' of spreading fake news, smearing politicians",And whataboutism about lying politicians and misleading campaigns? +"The dwindling LA coastline is from two main factors. One, the MS river levee system pushes sediment all the way out to the gulf instead of the natural flooding that used to occur. Two, oil and gas companies have been allowed to build canals from their sites straight to the Gulf allowing saltwater intrusion which ruins the marsh needed to prevent coastal erosion. Sure, climate change will not help the situation, but blaming the issue on climate change alone does not help to solve the problem.",Hey just agree with the rest of Reddit +Similar claims were made about the space shuttle.,"In fairness, neither space shuttle catastrophe occurred during landing." +What saying do you wish people would stop using?,It is what it is. +Where would one find such a thing?,In an eredar library +So...um...Chris He was definitely a participant on this season.,Big if true +23,"I appreciate the offer, but it's not enough." +You don't win anything....,But the president is supposed to represent *me*... PERSONALLY! +"So, to combat politicians from interfering with research, Trump interferes with research. Stellar! No pun intended.",Apparently we need Fair and Balanced research. +"Freaky heartbeat So everytime I smoke, my heart rate goes up really fast. Not scary fast, just like, pulsating fast. Happens everytime, I dont smoke reguarly so mabye thats the issue? Help me out frients",smoke weed with high CBD +Question for the moderaters Can we please get a megathread to put all the draft things in so that way we don't get 4 of the same questions as 4 different threads?,"Yeah, but how will we know the most recent and endless speculation on which QB the Browns are taking with their first pick?" +Get off your high horse,no +"No, it's not actually.",That's nice. +What does it matter?,Fair point +Im - fucking -pressive,Why are you so pressive friend? +It's around 8 years old.,I could see maybe 20-25 years having to do water proofing work on the membrane but not after 8 or so - typical crap work done in Alberta during a boom with little to no concern about quality or inspection. +Theft is okay if no one sees you.,Murder is okay if the person is bad. +Since 1.5 or before?,Since +So how much % boost so you get now? The first betas was about 300% and then it was nerfed...,My Python goes from ~35ly to ~130ly so it's still pretty damn high. +Is it possible to still be a zerker if your 42 defence? I've done some of the defence quests . Just wana know before I waste my time trying,"unless you've quested a majority of that defence xp, no" +Philadelphia fraternity cooks Thanksgiving dinner for the city's homeless population for the 16th straight year,But feminism taught me that fraternities are breeding grounds for misogyny and toxic masculinity! +Yeah. Add Vansif im on PlayStation.,Ok I'll add you next time I'm on. +What if I told you that George W Bush also had a private email server? What if there was evidence that he deleted hundreds of thousands of emails? What if I told you this was never an issue that the GOP raised? What do I know though right? I probably made all that all up anyways. It wouldn't be worth a Google search or anything. Right?,Whataboutism +Superintendent sounds lower- to middle- management. CEO looks much better on a resume.,"Yeah, can't have a lowly superintendent job during up your resume." +"Maybe you should read the fucking article before you assume the reason they're calling him a white supremacist. And also, the guy pulled the knife because they got into a fight. He wasn't just fucking walking down the street and suddenly attacked by a black guy with a machete.",Hey when's the last time you were attacked by someone with a knife? +"Happy American Thanksgiving, guys Happy thanksgiving! It may be a bit cheesy but I'd just like to say how thankful I am for this game and it's amazing community. I've met so many interesting and good people and it's been a great ~~waste of potentially hundreds of hours~~ game to play.",Pretty bold coming from a Jew. +Terrorism prevention potential - 1% Government abuse potential - 99%,If it stops one terrorist though... +"Saw the Wings in Buffalo last night and the chair burned me, think it might be because of the jersey",Wait how did the chair burn you.... SUE EM GET THE MONEY +I didn't see any holding on that play,r/westworld is leaking +Seems like black people are over-represented in the game or under-represented in the pics.,They just knew that sniping wasn't going to help playing the objective so no one went scout. +Korean girl bangs 5 guys in an alleyway,CONTENT WARNING: this video is now banned in the U.K. +"Cheney cannot die, It only sleeps... and waits...",and wants its precious! +"edX MITx: 6.00.1x Problem Sets Difficulty So a week ago I started doing MITx: 6.00.1x Python 3 course and I've been doing well on exercises after the videos but Problem Set 2 and especially Problem Set 3 left me clueless. I've managed to do the 2nd one but it was wrong since it didn't account for multiple bobs in a row (i.e. bobob). But 3rd one was simply out of my league, I couldn't write a scratch. So I just copied it from github because tommorow is due date (even looking at it I have a hard time grasping it, feels like video lectures didn't cover alphabetical order and stuff like that...). Is it the same for you guys (python/programming starters) ? How well are you doing in these? Is there any study group set up or something where we can chat and help each other? Heading into the Week 2 now, hoping to do better. P.S. Problem sets have a due date, if you miss them, do you get thrown out of the course or it just doesn't get graded? (don't really care about grades, just wanna have material available and learn) And I suppose you can still access them in the sandbox mode?","I'd love a chat group for this, I'm currently stuck on the second one myself" +"December HOH Speculation next month will be dark which is always exciting because of the rarity and potentially good mons we can hope to farm, so who do you think it will be? My top bets are Sylph, Sylphid, Succubus, Neostone fighter, Ninetail fox and Kobold bomber",Dark Joker +"So? Guccifer is Romanian, ask him how well that worked out for him. Longarm statute. And Eddit is a California company based in Frisco, which I assume is where Spez hangs out.",What if Spez renounces his US citizenship and moves to a sanctuary city? +Niedersachsen,Grafschaft Bentheim +They must be licking their lips.,"Price hike and service degradation, what's not to like?" +She does more in a day than you do all week.,Is that supposed to be a strong argument for anything? +Well obviously you need to git gud you rude unlearned simpleton.,Side note: I'm more knowledgeable and will predict the 'downfall' of this expac before anyone else. +"Admins, seriously, you are fascists You call us fascists, but what you do is 100% fascist behavior. And i know you don't care because you disrespect us. This is why Trump won, because you disrespect us, call us racists, bully us and silence us, only because we have a different opinion. The left is FAR FAR more extreme than the right, and you are the proof of that.",but u giaz it was just a joke +Tis the season to hate adverbs.,I thought he said it correct +I'd like to subscribe to your news letter.,"You've subscribed to Cat Facts, Text Meow to 6969 to get more cat facts!" +take the Q train up to coney island,Is that the Underground? +"The vast majority of people are intelligent and experienced enough to know what pancake mix is. For you remaining folks, there's Google",Or Yahoo +Which would be insanely illegal and probably not possible to do 100%,Yeah because we the people definitely need to be giving these people the benefit of the doubt +tip resistant? It can be flipped by 4 scrawny teenagers...,I apparently still haven't learned you always have to add the +ITs just the knews trying to stir up some shit shes probably an actor,Just like Sandy Hook! +"Illegal State on the East Coast, $75 for this quarter. How'd I do?","I'd say that's a good, standard deal" +"Star Lord, man, legendary outlaw.","Hey, it's Star Prince" +I bet he's not even president-elect.,Hey let's not go that far +AUS Statement from President,You gotta love this apology coming AFTER their seniors went to Whistler. +Hating Roman Reigns is such a mark thing to do.,"Because if you truly love wrestling, you have to enjoy every wrestler ever" +He didn't have any G's.,He just couldn't find the spot. +CP3 to Warriors confirmed.,Good to see someone else taking the hardest road. +"First, make coins playing games... Then, go to the market, look at Musa prices and try to buy the cheaper one","Fuck man, we don't want any more Musa users" +On this day as the community of competitive CoD. What are you thankful for? I'll go first. It's only under 12 months months before the next game by sledgehammer.,Nice try at being funny! +Ironic...,THATS NOT THA DAMN CORRECT USE OF IRONYJASDNIUSNDFHFBGB +Game Thread: Redskins (6-3-1) at Dallas (9-1) - Fox - 4:30 Happy Thanksgiving to Redskins Nation! HTTR!,"The fake pass attempt to QB Sneak, great play fake, defense bit hard." +But Dabo Swinney has a... oh. Never mind.,:) +Sailor Venus VS Middle Aged Male Teacher,But thats raaaappppppee! +"TIL - In 1919, Ford wanted to use extra profits to raise employee wages and employ more people. Dodge sued them, saying a corporation's only responsibility is to increase shareholder value. This set the precedent for current US corporate law.",Rekt +She in sec.1 and I'm in sec.5,And that means? +Burfict is such a piece of garbage. Someone needs to end his career.,Roger Goodell needs to +"I'll take one Karl-Anthony Towns, please.","Jae Crowder, Amir Johnson, and 2 2035 1st Round Top 15 protected picks, who says no." +"Most of the non binary people I know are AFAB, so dont know where you get your data from.",Data has no place in a reddit discussion of gender issues! +Favorite duo? Who's your guys' favorite duo so far in the season? I have dragic/whiteside and derozan/lowry.,Harden & Capela +Nail on the head. This game was always going to be controversial because they were breaking the rules,What rules are they breaking? +She asked Musk to explain how passengers on the spaceship and colonists on Mars will be shielded from radiation.,That is a pretty decent question compared to the rest. +"Since it's Thanksgiving, let's give thanks to FNAF. Yes, I'm thankful for the normal stuff too, but I wanted to thank not just this awesome community, but also to Scott. Think about it: If he was sad enough after the negative reception of Chipper, he wouldn't have made this wonderful franchise.",Thank you to the Chipper and Sons haters. +I don't know how non-Mages go through life.,With hearthstone at shrine like a normal person. +does anybody else realize the 4 signs on the loading screen of revelations is a big part? i was shooting zombies with a ray gun and running so it was a slight see but i saw a purple spiral EXACTLY like the one in the loading screen to the bottom right.,stop spamming the sub pls. +"He beat cancer twice. In comparison, worrying about Maradona must seem like a waste of time.",but maradona is cancer +"Meet Ben Carson, an infamous white supremacist and Trump's new HUD Secretary.",Pretty sure he was in the KKK for some time. +Adding teeth seems to let her look a little more different?,:D +"Riot should introduce an MVP feature for ranked solo queue. My idea is that at the end of each solo/duo queue game, everyone has to vote for who they think was the MVP of the game before they leave the post match screen. They also can't vote for themselves, and it should only be in solo/duo queue so flex queue teams can't abuse it. Then you could get some kind of reward for accruing so many MVP awards, or just some kind of recognition on your profile like the current teamwork badge system. TLDR; add a voting MVP feature to ranked solo/duo.",Wow finally an original idea on this subreddit +So I found a laser cutter....,Ahem... I believe it's called an energy sword +Thats an odd mix. 10 in japanese is Ju afaik. Which is really nice.,Gojuafaik? +Why are you on Reddit right now instead of spending time with your family?,im working night shift +"If it works as well as the ceasefire negotiated last month by John Kerry, she's golden.","You're right, we should stop negotiating." +My dad said he felt the plane hit the Pentagon in our house in Northern VA (5-10 miles) Said it felt like an Earthquake until he turned on the TV and heard about the pentagon.,You mean the cruise missile? +*you're,You're grammatical insight is unparalleled. +Calling yourself alpha is not very alpha..,"Pretty much anybody who is falling in line by using approved vocabulary like alpha, is self-identifying as a beta." +Including Me...,Unless you want to play with those stupid americans. +I would love a Phione if possible!,Ready! +"Actually, most states have no sales tax on food.","Which makes it even MORE confusing, when I get only a few pennies of tax added on my $100 grocery bill, because I happened to buy shampoo or something which is still taxable." +No on the spot stream tonight as rt is celebrating thanksgiving,And nothing of value was lost on this day +Retreats in French made me laugh.,"Me too, despite the historical inaccuracy" +"I think Nazeem isn't annoying at all. No seriously though, I don't know if this could be an unpopular opinion, but the removal of classes to choose from and all those smaller skills was a pretty good choice in my opinion. I don't know why, though.",The best answer is that it's the only good way to allow reclassing or using secondary skills at any point. +Wash your hands.,I have a phd in spanish and it correctly translates into Wash her hands +Would modded 2011 look better than remastered?,Yes +"You're not getting my point. $230 is the lowest the 27 has been, about $180 is the lowest the 24 had been. You can't compare a sale price for the 27 with the regular price for the 24.",You're not getting my point either. +Can't download past Gilmore Girls seasons. (Don't judge),"I was hoping I would not read this here, my mom watches this show while I'm playing games and it lags me a lot :( Downloading so she can watch it offline would be awesome and lag free online gaming for me" +"The voice actor is currently unavailable, to give you a straight answer. Franky's been occupied with real life stuff. Dominique might spring back to life as if nothing happened, *who knows.*","Ahh okay then, be sure to cattle prod Alfa so he works faster, servants of the emperor gets no breaks" +yep. just about every bot countermeasure can be counter measured.,Counter counter measured? +Fa1con insane 3 man spray transfer on Fallen's Stream,"pfft spray transfer its a galil, he got lucky" +RSI forums are where logic and reasonable discussion go to die. Direct posts to there should be immediately purged from this subreddit.,too bad the CommLink scheduel is posted on the RSI forums ;) +User submitted examples are usually 7-8 years old,"Very true even on new functions the user submitted examples seem to predate them, it's weird." +"I just don't understand wanting to do this. You're supposed to assume the equipment works, that you're healthy enough to do it and that the person working there knows what they're doing.",1 for 3 isn't bad. +Wonder what they will do when they ban sex robots and acidentally ban dilso and vibraters.,come on they are totally not the same at all dont you know vibrators liberate women from needing horrible men to get off +I hate Lucy as a name for it.,What about Alice? +Mirror cube,oh my god it's full of stars +At least two jewish holidays are about eating something to celebrate some old genocide or murder.,Every Jewish holiday celebrates the genocide of the white race and murder of white children +Good nightlife and restaurants vs. crazy homeless people on 3rd. Seems pretty obvious to me.,There's a lot more to downtown than that intersection. +"I quit paying tithing, but unfortunately I am in too much debt (from student loans) to be able to do anything fun.","Well, if only you'd been faithful and kept paying your tithing, then your student loan debt would of magically disappeared." +I guess people can stop crying about the pay to play. That would 30+ tickets that they gave away.,Omg limited time solos some people are busy during those times Fuck ea +Everyone unattractive falls in love with you,What happens if I look in the mirror? +Playmat I made awhile back when Cupidity was first announced.,"That could be a computer wallpaper, let alone a playmat" +"I forget, what movie is this from?","Grownups 2, someone just put a security cam filter on it." +White flight is deadly because it's irreversible. If you try to reverse it you just get gentrification,The same claims are made about culture too. +Stop griefing me just because I am ugly. I did not choose ugliness it chose me.,That's how I feel about the thug life. +Smeb leaves ROX?,What very unexpected news! +"I have to disagree. Again another story of being young and getting pregnant. We had only been together for a month and she ended up pregnant. Nether of us wanted the baby nor had the means to support it. We decided quite quickly that we would get an abortion. My GF decided to tell her mother, we both got to sit through a church lecture on abortion and everything else. She didn't want the kid, I didn't want to kid but her mother and family kept pushing us to keep it. It just sucked sitting through lecture after lecture from her family. Her brother almost beat the shit out of me. We just got up one day and took care of it. Her family disowned for a long time. It would of just been better to keep our mouths shut.",Those families who try to persuade you to not kill your child - so annoying! +Early Bird Sale & Giveaway!!,"Really nice key, hope that I win it :)" +What if the kid's home alone and somebody breaks in?,Buy the kid one of these vaults for his handgun too +"Social Justice Warrior, thats why. i think there needs to be 10 more pulses before some gay people realize that Islam is not and will never be their best friend.",you truly are disgusting. +But why was hat never a problem with the Clinton foundation? I can't remember seeing any outrage here.,Yeah there's been no outrage about the Clinton Foundation. +Because that'll be OP's new step mom if the father marries her genius. This is highly disturbing what that 21-year-old girlfriend is doing and that wouldn't be my stepmom if I was the OP.,"The person is right though, I do have a little bit of electra complex... I'm so jealous of my 58 year old dad banging people who aren't me" +It doesn't cross into any indian lands at all.,"It was all Indian land at one point, all you have to do is look far back enough in history!" +"Go home iTunes, you're drunk.","Wow, that reference ID so helped me in solving the problem" +I bathe twice a day.,You are the reason children in Africa can't get enough water +"It's machine type. Did the fact that it's not handwritten not tip you off, or did you just think the cop had super neat handwriting?",police in my area have laptops and printers in their cars. +What's supposed to be present 11?,Because of that post saying it could possibly be 100 showdown collectibles +"It's pretty dope, eh?","Yeah, if only I could get her to ride tho..." +What is your favorite dank meme?,Definitely Pepe the Frog. +Snoop Dogg gives out 3000 turkeys to Families this thanksgiving.,What a good dog +zip-locks on cereal bags,Buy the bags you rich prick. +"Shadowblade, and lol players don't know how to deal with invis so obviously it's a broken item",Shouldve added a +i marked the lane before he picked,"you ruined 1 game and reddit retards are about to ruin many of yours for the next months, this community is top notch" +"No shit, for a group of people who spend most of their time bitching and moaning about hypersensitive SJWs, they sure do love the play the victim.",Don't you know that they are the oppressed misunderstood minority fighting for their civil rights? +Everyone's arguing over Legendaries and I'm just here like,YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE FUN ITS ALL ABOUT PROGRESS AND EPICS AND LEGENDARIES AND WORLD FIRST EVEN THOUGH IM WORLD LAST HURRDURRRRRR +"Why can't some weapons just be worse than others? Some weapons are. An assault rifle is better then a colt. But when you have the MAIN weapon on a map suck horribly, that kind of defeats the point. Everybody screams buff Heartbreaker because it needs a buff sherlock why not also buff Augewehr? The AUG doesn't need a buff. If you put a vertical grip, adaptive chambering, a muzzle, and a drum on it you have a 75 round sniper rifle with NO recoil. Why does that need a buff? It's also underpowered compared to Nightraider. PFFT I think having three different assault rifles works good. But, they aren't different. The heartbreaker has nothing over the maplestrike. All rifles are slightly different. Nope. Again, heartbreaker has LITERALLY nothing over a maplestrike. Maybe we should just get Nightraider and Maplestrike nerfed? ehhh... It'd be easier to buff the heartbreaker. Nightraider doesn't need nerfed.",Heartbreaker has better recovery time than maplestrike +"The image shows one room in the house that I recently moved in to, and have not yet figured out what furniture needs to go in there. The Roomba works great even with rooms with normal amounts of furniture.",r/hailcorporate +"Von Miller: 'I've got to make more big-time, game-changing plays'",Agreed that bum needs to make more of an impact. +Iron in cereal,Don't talk shit about Total. +Harry is teasing us about the schedule!,I think he's just having problems uploading images +"Pizza Cutter I like to make pizza (usually make once every 1-2 weeks). I've been using a rolling cutter, and would like to try a rocking pizza cutter. Preferably one that comes with a cover for the blade. Any help in this regard is appreciated. The last post I found about this topic is approx. 4 years old, so I wanted to see if there are perhaps updated products in this category that people should check out.",Any poly-handled NSF one from your local restaurant supply store will be damn near BIFL +"and of course, sexy redditors, what's the sexiest sex you've ever sexed?","Your mom, lol." +He really goes all in.,"Well, he wants to anyway." +I thought mclaren didn't sell any of his mp4-era cars to anyone. maybe the don't sell to privates but mercedes own part of the car?,"Mercedes-Benz were shareholders in McLaren until 2013 (major shareholders until 2010), so they kinda partly owned them already." +Type S offers,**Decals** Takumi: Combo (Tactician) Dominus: Mondo Dominus: Royalty **Wheels** Carriage **Rocket Trails** Candy Corn Hearts **Toppers** Birthday Cake Pumpkin Visor **Antenna** Calavera Fuzzy Brute Fuzzy Skull Fuzzy Vamp Waffle **Crates** 4 CC2's I'll give you all that for it. +"Ignoring what you cretin rofl there's a donation about every 3 minutes with a 5 second long intro, followed by spam. I mean, I'm not arguing that Arteezy should do X or Y, but if people are annoyed by the cancerous spamming, you can't just turn around and say some dumb shit like hehe just ignore it","You can turn the donation messages off whilst still taking donations, you absolute moron." +Are you saying your penis is very energy efficient?,"Yeah, it just sits at idle all the time, never seeing any use." +"I meant in core, I can't take that to my table or a Society table and play it.","Well, you did not mention Society at all in your post." +Alientube add on replaces YouTube comments with reddit comments if the video was posted to Reddit.,Alientube sounds like some sort of weird porno site. +"Upvoted for saying Spirit is better than RO... Ffs, i get me saying EU has relatively weak junglers offends you, but this is nonsense.",what is nonsense? +Thank god someone else said it... Like I get it it sucks but I am hearing some colorblind complaint every 2 days on this sub. Isn't everyone differently affected by this anyway and it would be impossible to please them all? Besides... these people should have thought about video games before they decided to be born colorblind...,Downvoted bc you forgot the +yea that would be more reasonable its just that its my only nat 5 and im salty,Make it 10 hits and ignores damage and a 1000% multiplier definitely not op +What does University of Maryland offer that's worth an additional $28k of student debt?,Well I'm sold +"Has more stuff on it than any old can of coke. This is design, not minimalizm","It looks like drawings, not actual letters." +Fracturing a nail with 1000 amps,Might want to add Do not try this at home somewhere lol Cool +Dude you just called me obnoxious for my laugh and you think it's okay to do that?,LUL yh right.. +The 750D stock can only handle 6 HDDs from what I see. How would you go about fitting 15+?,duct tape partial +?????????????,SHUT THE FUCK UP +Why is it so hard to read the rules before posting?,The rules are unclear.. and hard to find... cannot even tell ya how many cieling fans I have gotten my dick caught in. +Is there a sub that's just Hearthstone highlights? I just want to see hearthstone highlights without having to see all the complain posts.,Complaint posts aren't the highlights? +How about Neither?,XBone cuz' Halo. +Try doing that while sitting down.,Then your dick touches the seat and you feel like you've contracted every std ever. +"Rich westernised people in this sub. For them, diwali firecrackers, dandiya, ganpati visarjan are the things only poor unwashed masses do. Enlightened people here don't indulge in such activities so any measures to restrict them is to be welcomed.",I completely agree with you and it's a known fact that air pollution in Delhi is a myth constructed by the rich as a hobby to watch the poor suffer. +"He impregnated her but his supporters are defending him because she was the town bicycle anyway. Nevermind that she wasn't and didn't even consent, he just threw a handful of pocket change for a taxi at her when he was done. I never thought this kind of hypothetical scenario would be real world believable.",You might have overshilled there a little xD +Was there any mf content with today's milestones solos? Was there any mf packs for doing milestones solos today. Like previous days with 2 silvers and a collectible?,Nope. +Bar Rafaeli,She's always been my favorite SI model. +"If it's not a three/four word phrase they literally don't understand. Economy? BRING THE JOBS BACK! Immigrants? BUILD THE WALL! Corruption? DRAIN THE SWAMP! Political opposition? LOCK HER UP! They're toddlers. Giant, crybully racist toddlers.",Call me racist again and see who I vote for! +Mississauga Clock Tower Lit Up Green for Islamic History Month ... (Canada),rep rep represent +Saved by a victory dance.,Is that a new Battlepack item? +Someone isn't very good at singles :),1v1 me bro +Dont worry Battlefield 1 you will grow up to be a great man,I think this post is therefore good +"Reddit, how did you lose your virginity?",Well it all started when I broke both of my arms... +"Composer Jed Kurzel of Macbeth, Assassin's Creed, Snowtown, Slow West, and The Babadook to score Alien: Covenant",Thats awesome!i really like his works.Despite not liking Macbeth and Assassins creed much the score still lingers in my head.looking forward to see more from this guy. +Guy adopts puppies just for free snake food,fuuuuck you... that ain't cool +Veel succes!,Dank je! +"it is simple, just bind to movement keys i guess bind w +forward; cl_crosshaircolor 0 bind s +back; cl_crosshaircolor 0 bind a +moveleft; cl_crosshaircolor 1 bind d +moveright; cl_crosshaircolor 1",I just tried this and now WASD won't do anything even after I tried unbindall and resetting them... what do I do +This was great. Also Corrin speaking on all caps was hilarious,And only speaking in Smash quotes. +Bayonetta was a weird exclusive alright I meant to say they appear more open to the possibility of having the real heavy hitter AAA games that mature audiences enjoy on xbox and playstation but were generally unavailable on wiis and stuff instead of sticking to their usual line up of mostly first party exclusives and kids games If they continue that trend i can legit see myself switching from xbox as my main console because while i love nintendo games i need to have all the great multiplats ps4 and xb1 get If we can get those along with mario zelda and pokemon etc on the switch then that would be heaven because nintendos exclusives are (mostly) gold and playing those games on the go AND with all the couch co op games it would just be the perfect console Shit i just made myself realise how much i need a switch,Sounds like you're ready to make the switch. +Wat,"Man, that tree is really far away!" +Too bad this article is from July 2015,Yeah everyone stopped it after 2015. +#WE NEED TO GO BACK,So edgy man! +"You can see Mt Rainier from Canada, but because of the earth's curvature you can only see the tip","But yeah, the earth is totally flat.." +This was unexpected,"I always make sure my hot dogs go through birth before I eat them as well, it makes the coming sacrifice feel more natural!" +"Damage, you mean the thing raider has none of? Attack speed is artificial clear and translates into movespeed with mobility skills. The only reason to pick Raider is just because you want to try harder, because all of the other classes are definitely better/easier. Berserker has everything you want and more. Mathil is either trolling or playing 4D chess with GGG to get Raider (still pretty bad) nerfed since they always nerf his shit.","Raider gets a shit ton of dmg, especially if you have 9-10 frenzies, which is easily achievable and 100% uptime versus bosses since 2.5" +"Almost positive that whoever made this gif doctored it a bit to make it appear more impressive. The most obvious is the fact that it's just a very low resolution, which just blurs the image making it difficult to make out any detail. Second, is the odd bluring on the bottom. You notice how the animals appear to change in opacity as they pass through certain sections of the image? Last, the first part of the gif, when the animals aren't moving, is actually a still photo. Basically you're looking at a freeze frame for a few seconds, and then someone hits the play button. I'll bet those animals were moving around a bit, cleaning themselves, or nibbling on the grass... We're much better at detecting movement. Of course, I could just be a cynical jerk. You be the judge.",My judgment is that you're thinking way too hard about it haha +The cigarette bins my high school are shaped as cigaretts,so privileged +how old are you??????,if only he told us in the title +It was a tough grind but it was worth it!,Do you need to get regal on the pistols for exclusion zone? +Hey! Be gentlemanly! OH MY WORD! OH MY WORD! OH MY WORD!,I read that in Lord Alfred's voice! +All they need to do is let less teams qualify for playoffs. Simple,"I like the idea of eliminating the play in round and then having each leg follow the format of leg 1 tuesday, leg 2 sunday, and then somehow having the week before MLS cup correlate with the international break." +The death of consumer culture is glorious to watch.,"Yeah, it's dying." +I don't know if that is an unpopular opinion to be honest. Aren't the Pats the underdogs this game?,Nope pats by 2.5 +I bought a beautifully shitty pre gen ninja 250 to start on. I'll probably sell it next year and buy something newer. Basically paid nothing for the bike so I'm happy,"Wish I could fit on bikes like that, I would have a CBR600rr, R6, or Ninja 600 right now if I could!" +Black People Buy Best.,Black people never work +What TV Series would you be jealous someone is watching for the first time?,Dexter season 1 and 2 only +"Reddit, how did you lose your virginity?",That's none of your business to be quite honest. +"Brietbart regularly runs headlines that call out competitive news sources as dishonest, deceptive, and (((compromised))).",Luckily I am not ill informed and only read nytimes +What it means is that the new judge sees no reason for further delays. The state is bound by statute to release the evidence Willis ordered. She is waiting for a response to the defense motion. Basically she told the prosecution to stick to the script. Your next move is to answer the motion. I read it as she is all business and not necessarily aligned with the prosecution. Not a win per se but a positive development imo.,If this is the same judge that categorically denied all of Avery's prior appeal requests in 2015 (Nexious' comment above) maybe she'll let Zellner have all the little wins so as not to appear completely pro-prosecution. +Can anyone post vampiric armor set + naga helmet? Thanks,Which class? +"Quality journalism costs money to make. If you can pay for it, you should.","Why privatized journalism, quality information for citizen should be free!" +"i love cities skylines so much.. right now my city is perfect, there's no problems or anything. and i have a population of 351K, it takes me 5 minutes to load the game and 2 minutes to save, but other than that, its awesome!","I'm was so sad when I finished my perfect city, because there is nothing more to build/nothing more to perfect" +Thanks!,"And if you wanna be really cool, give her dark green hair, the low pigtails, and name her Agnes!" +"Poor People Should Eat Every Two Days, Says Brazil Coup Senator",These poor people stealing my money +So I was playing some league in high elo,Looks like a rip off of vainglory +"Say, what's it called again, when there's a merger of state and corporate power combined with a far-right government?","Yup, Barack far-right Obama is a true fascist is he not?" +No.,"very helpful, thanks." +"No idea. I think for the bigger temples (and DC is one of the biggest) they my have a skeleton crew of permanent janitors, but I'm not sure. Members were always told we had to wear Sunday dress and have a recommend to clean inside. Don't have a recommend? Still have to wear church clothes, but you'll be doing stuff outside...",Just when I thought this organization couldn't get any crazier... +"Guy: Actually, you're wrong. *This* is what a woman's online experience is like. That's weird, right? There are literally men telling a woman that her experience is something different that *they* can describe.","Oh, but you can't say that mansplaining is a legitimate thing, because it's a concept only over-the-top feminists think is real" +How to clean your laptop.,*This hurts* +Mage set in the new expansion new world order,Isnt ice blast a worse frostbolt +Formal gets destroyed in the IW Prime Tourney.,that's some serious gun skill lads. +anyone playing Hand of Wisdom And Action on Standard? :),"need accuracy on gloves, also no need for phys and es is low" +"A Rioter, in regards to nerfing Lee Sin: He adds a lot to competitive play though, so we don't want to hit him too hard.","Meanwhile Azir, Kalista, and Elise mains are crying in the corner." +"He just has more ways to do what he wants, and if you're playing champions with low cc/mobility it can be pretty much impossible to avoid every one of them.",Have you tried just not getting ganked? +Met some awesome TF2 cosplayers at EB Expo in Australia!,"Holy shit, does that guy do an impressive Musselk!" +"Can i call into the store, order, and have them ship domestically?","No idea, but if you DM me and work out a fair, no risk deal for me, I can proxy for you." +And sent!,Thanks a ton again! +What is the best way to reuse old socks?,I use one to insulate my aluminum water bottle. +Unbirthing is already a thing I assure you,Is this like reverse birthing? +"'Sterobrys' - Guy reads out misspelt tweets, turns into Daffy Duck and loses his mind",STEROBRYS! +That was a really fast response. Isn't that what projectile speed does ?,"I assume its basically just like a multiplicative projectile speed stat, but i haven't messed with the enchant myself" +I can't see her as hot. She looks way too much like a child,You say that like it's a bad thing. +"according to wikipedia, 61% are white so uh, not really","I have seen Cuba myself, there were practically no white people." +LF fairy safaris but will add anyone I am looking for a shiny fairy types.,"I really need garchomp, add me back pls :)" +Must be using illegal mods.,they sure take a while to load up +Test is one hell of a drug.,I'm a goddamn man and will be respected as such. +Nice but ehat about when the sun is out? Hot? Glare?,Can't see how it'd be any worse than the regular pano roof. +"yep, it is.",Can't argue with that logic! +USA swelters through hottest summer nights in 121 years | No state saw a cooler-than-average season.,But it was mildly hot in *insert my city here* so obviously climate change around the globe isn't happening! +ESO Population? Are there population numbers anywhere for each platform?,Would be much higher if the megaservers were allowed to be connected instead of their own individual communities. +u/moonmanmcnuggies,This account has been suspended What did you guys do? +"To be fair, thousands of people walking across white carpet is going to leave a mark unless something is done about it. Temple wheelchairs (like owned by the temple) have to have their wheels wiped down if they're taken outside.",I was under the impression they rip out and replace all the carpet after open houses anyway. +ITT: pokemon typings based on their colors,"Yeah, why the heck is that useless **red** fish Water instead of Fire" +What's the dumbest thing an ex ever said to try and win you back?,I miss your feet Needless to say I immediately blocked his number. +Early bird,"Not sure if it really belongs here, but damn that's a nice photo." +Doesn't check out: have no social skills and am not a genius what am I doing wrong,you were born +It's clearly being botted to the front page since they haven't had an original joke posted for the past 6 months.,Username checks out. +"Polyamory is the most degrading thing you can do in a relationship. Just fucking lol. A ton of normies that show up in this sub are in polyamorous relationships. I honestly find this to be the most degrading thing that a couple or single person can take part in. What's the point of a relationship if the two of you are going to just fuck other people? You don't love eachother, so wtf? Polyamory is just another buzzword that women who want to fuck around on their bf/husband made up so they can justify it. Go on any of the cuck subreddits, 95% of the time, it's the woman who brings up the possibility of having this type of relationship. And then the poor cuck husband/bf thinks he's is being so progressive when all that's really happening is that your wife is getting fucked and you're being cucked. Fucking depressing. If I had to choose between a polyamorous relationship vs. being incel for the rest of my life, I will take inceldom. Polyamory is just a synonym for cheating.","Wow, lower your standards, shitlord!" +Holy batman! Tome of fire is 7m now after i sold mine for 450k last week,And I sold the 3 I got release day for 500k ea.. rip. +"How do we know that those close to Castro aren't PRETENDING that he died of natural causes, while HIDING that the CIA finally offed him? Who knew that the CIA would take 56 years to finally off the Cuban, cigar-smoking dictator? Either those close to Castro in his final days are PRETENDING that he died of natural causes while the CIA actually offed him covertly, or the CIA offed him so covertly that his death APPEARED TO BE of natural causes... I wouldn't put it below the CIA, for sure.","The CIA's latest assassination tool, time." +"How is providing the human touch of any benefit to me? Every time someone's forgotten something off my order it's been due to the human touch. Humans should be used in tasks which require critical thinking skills. If a robot is smart or skilled enough to do it, they should be used, because they'll do a better more consistent job.","You're right, millions suddenly becoming unemployed almost overnight is of far more benefit to *you* Never mind the bigger picture, because once someone thought you wanted a chocolate shake rather than a vanilla shake God forbid your *busy* life be hampered by getting an order wrong that time" +It is troublesome that this is apparently all they have to show...,Because showing more important scenes in clips and trailer is sooo much better +Thats just a radical!! No true scotsman!! Please think of a better argument.,"Unless you can offer some evidence that all feminists follow a single leader, or even that all feminists agree with Lena Dunham, please think of a better rebuttal." +Model 10-A vs plane,For a moment I read [BF1] A-10 vs plane and though a warthog would be in the gif +Test Model for Freeguild/Empire Army,A few things to tidy up but I'm fairly pleased with the scheme itself. +Just looked this up. Mexico's population is 122 million. Of the 11.4 million illegal immigrants in the US 6.7 million are from Mexico. So just over 5% of the Mexican population is in the US illegally.,Yeah but those are the rapists and drug dealers Trump was talking about +A beautiful view of down Seattle from harborview medical center in case you are sad when the snow doesn't come.,Oh hello fellow denizen of one of the upper floors. +People are contemplating the act of giving robots the ability to think and feel human emotions.,"As a programmer, I invite people to contemplate giving their calculator feelings all they want." +"I think I'll cold call some agencies and labs and basically beg to work for free. Hopefully while working, I'll see a posting for an opening and I can get it.",I was hired on through a temp agency. +She's 17 with two kids already,Well her theory is... sound +Especially considering the username...,What's wrong with his username? +"An Old, But Gold Drawing of Chica",Colorizebot +Because it is called unfair competition and there exists laws in most countries regarding it.,I am sure that there are perfectly legitimate legal grounds for a case. +gears of war pc matchmaking dead?,Has been since launch. +I blew it,Blue Bonnet? +People like Trump supporters are exactly why we desperately need to fix the education system in this country.,What is destroying the USA is the stupidity culture; my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge This is the cancer of America. +"Snow conditions on Mt Hood? Hey folks, Looking to get a better idea of the snow situation on Mt Hood, particularly around 35 in the Cooper Spur area. I see snow is in the forecast most days and am wondering if anyone can testify whether it's decent for some snowshoeing or if I'll just be getting into a slushy sloppy mess driving up from Eugene this weekend. Thanks for any help you can offer!","People were snow shoeing at Stevens pass in Washington and the road is totally clear for driving a regular car, but it is a 5 hr drive from Portland." +"Send now out of town luck please. Oh, and a goal tender",Let me swing by Everett and see if I can find one. +Wasn't Frodo like 50 by the time he left Shire?,Yes +You keep getting downvoted by these kids without knowlege. I am from Montenegro and I completely understand your vision of Eastern Europe.,Grci su cigani so Schegan vizi +Week 12 Pre-Gamethread: Chicago Bears (2-8) vs Tennessee Titans (5-6) Hope everyone had a nice holiday!,"Oh boy, I can't wait till kickoff!" +Sometimes I read your comments and wonder if you have a learning disability. Sometimes I read your comments and see real brilliance there. How can someone with a much intelligence as you clearly have possibly and repeatedly make such idiotic claims? Is almost like you have multiple personalities and one of the personalities has downs.,"Of course, you're in a good position to judge whether things I say are mentally-disabled or brilliant, since you're perfect and capable of understanding things far beyond my level." +Playing hockey today then going to the drive in with friends. AMA,have you ever met blues captain peter angelo +Do people really think we gave up nothing for Kg and Ray? Over heard that several times but we gave up a lot for Kg even though it was totally worth it. Ray fetched a top 5 pick and Delorey west who was a useful young combo guard at the time.,"My bad, my memory is hazy due to watching the city of Boston win championships in every major team sport in North fucking America." +META: The Mods today. Censored.,Oh boy. +There can only be one,There can be only one. +"Hooray for districts that don't make sense. Sharing a district with Battle Creek, but not Wyoming, Kentwood, or Walker.","Wyoming, Walker and Kentwood are better off in the same district as Muskegon, Grand Haven, and Newaygo!" +Captain Planet?,Welp...I'll stick with my comment. +"Why is it that relics fail to activate 90% of the time I use them? Seems like every time I need a clutch sanc or beads I can spam the button until my keyboard breaks----and then when I die, its still off cooldown because it never activated. Thanatos about to ult you? Stand still, do nothing, and spam the fuck out of sanc---Oh, wait, nevermind, sanc didn't activate, and now you're dead. Every damned time, without fail, my relics will fail to activate them when I need them. I can't be the only one who experiences this, and there certainly must be an explanation for why it happens.","Because smite intentionally makes sure the moment you need a relic it gets deactivated... So that, you get triggered and keep on playing to make sure whether it is a bug or a personal mistake... And in that process you also buy in game content..." +"Nope. Every single deck that Blizzard said awesome in playtest turned out to be either shit, or just non-existance.",c'thun rogue is still dominating the meta +They put their religion before integrating. What you mentioned has nothing to do with what I'm implying.,"Oh yes of course, we all have to wait for Muslim women to pray before they do anything helpful" +"What part of the MOFO upd8 do you like the most? For me it was the improvements on trainyard and bridge and generators. The train MG nest and chokepoints are much, much better. It feels like SD accomplished so much with so little actual gameplay tweaks, now everything feels much better on those maps. Plus the generator tweaks are SUPER helpful, particularly on bridge and on underground where waiting for C4 to blow up can be so difficult. As a fletcher it is really nice to blow up a generator with 6 stickies while it is occupied by the enemy than suicide plant and defend C4.",The free merc rotation that came with it! +"When you say 7 euro balance, do you mean from referrals or on your card/PayPal",paypal balance +"I think the driver's physio/personal trainer is usually the guy in charge of the pit board, not 100% on that though","It depends - During Schumacher time at Ferrari the pit boards for both drivers were managed by the teams logistic manager, Miodrag Kotur." +Can I ask you who that question is to? Who do you want to answer it?,"He said it, to me and Nico." +As far as I'm concerned the family of terrorists are collaborators.,As far as I'm concerned the fellow GOP party members of David Duke are collaborators. +"Switzerland votes on nuclear power phase out process - If voters choose yes in Sunday's referendum, it would force three of the country's 5 reactors to close next yr & the remaining 2 by 2029.","yeah, move to coal, that's safer" +"Dynamic and pitch range are also physically limited by the medium itself; you can't have grooves that are too deep, shallow, narrow, or wide. These problems obviously don't exist on digital. The main argument is the sampling rate and compression on digital. With current sampling rates so high in lossless formats it's really a non-issue. Even with the nigh- imperceptible loss in quality, the physical nature of vinyl (dust, the needle, and the record itself) are going to create more artifacts than even poorly encoded audio files. The *only* reason people think vinyl is better is because of the aesthetic of the sound. Ironically enough, it's the artifacts in vinyl audio that people enjoy, not the actual quality. All of this is rendered moot anyway because I can almost guarantee that few, if anyone, here has a set up with enough fidelity to actually stand a chance at differentiating the sound.","Yeah, I seriously think compression is what people perceive as worse with digital, and that is really a consequence of the state of music production and has nothing to do with the format, even if vinyl can't handle that much compression and therefore forces producers to create another sound, which some people prefer." +"Have you ever gotten a pm, if so what was it about?",Never got any.... Please send some :-) +"I'd say Barnett was disloyal for fucking up WA and wrecking the credit rating and squandering the mining boom, but what do I know, I didn't vote for the bastard and his drunk driving chair sniffing 2IC.","I look around and there is new hospitals, roads, schools, stadiums, desalination plants etc ... We sure did squandered that mining boom" +For my money carcassonne is the best intro game.,If you want someone to advance from carcassonne into other board games you need to make sure to guide them away from the multiplayer puzzle aspect of the game. +I don't know why you got downvoted. Bethesda games have definitely gotten worse.,"I understand why people go a bit crazy for them, I've done it myself for franchises I am a fan of, but people do need to learn that if we critique their fuck ups then hopefully they will work to improve." +How to pump gas without arms,"Ew, she touched the number pad with her toes." +Kripp will get ~330 packs!!! That is soooo fair ...,"When are we supposed to get these extra packs, i opened mine at 230 est and haven't received any additional packs." +"Nah man that's the infuriating part. University administrators are paid much better than anyone else working at the school, they often have bullshit made up titles like minority director or whatever, and they constantly convince the board to make more and more administration positions for their friends. University administrators are the reason university is becoming a scam, universities are these huge bloated institutions stuffed full of gender studies majors (like the 1% of them that manage to get one of these positions) that get paid really good money to organize 'cry ins' when Trump gets elected. It's totally insane.",Drain the administration! +Why is it so bad being a white male in Canada?,When is the white man going to get a fair shake in this country? +"Can we get a decent downed marker?? In group fights such as fractals there are so many moving things.. players, npcs, effects on the floor, effects in the air, effects that last a second and others that last a long time.... I've been finding it difficult to pinpoint the location of downed players recently. Could we have a better indicator for this? Something that clearly lets you know there is a downed player in this spot? Possibly a large flashing sign that says YO THIS PLAYER IS DOWN --AND-- NOT DEAD. When you have multiple players downed it would also be nice to see which is in downed state and which is dead.... Thanks!",This would be nice to have. +Edgy 20 year old starter pack,"Yes, you are so superior to them." +Ivanka Trump 'aggressively confronted by man on JetBlue while sitting with her children who screams that her father is ruining this country and asks why she is on his flight',"Gee, who would have thought that 24/7 anti-Trump media bashing would cause people in the real world to react." +"So much of how Nice Guys talk sounds normal to them when really they do come across as super creepy. I'd love to know what he actually wrote - unlikely the barista got the cops involved over something that would usually merit an ew, no and a shrug.",She was probably 16yo and terrified. +Taylor Swift Now Photoshoot,God I want a new album +"The weather has been shitty lately, so I did some sketching instead of skating.",2 Sp00ky 4 me +There's no point in trying to reason with mean-spirited people,If I don't like a joke someone made that makes them mean-spirited! +I can't stand this fucking trend. It came out of nowhere to mainstream abuse in a few short years.,I'd still (by a very small margin) rather hear on point than on fleek +Hey. OP. It's really. Jarring. To. Read Subtitles. Like. This.,wow.... this explains it perfectly.... equally jarring for some reason +"You had a good run, UK. It's time to sink into the ocean.",Send help. +"Yeah everyone keeps linking to the same shit. Theotown, free civ.. I don't think such a game actually exists. Oh well I'll try again next year","Seriously, play Townsmen." +Wow really? After the post a few months ago about Juvia's palettes were the exact formula as Morphe I thought it was going to be a blast. What's the cons?,"I'm still not sure where they got that information, but Juvia's stuff is 100% not the same formula as the Morphe stuff." +Marketing executives this time of year,"And if you don't like it, well you're unamerican and a Jesus hater." +You mean Foley came out multiple times in one Rumble? Which Rumble was it? Sounds awesome hha,"Dude Love, Cactus Jack, and Mankind." +Ice's new discord is now open (bikers is here),Wow good work keep it up fam +Does Malfurion need additional nerfs? Even after several fixes he is still absolute priority in both Hero League and professional plays...,I have a great idea: make his ult not affect him! +BARRY TROTZ IS CANADIAN?? THE FUCK,Good ol' Manitoba boy! +This Virgin Mary looks suspiciously like Nic Cage...,Mother of god... +"For a female saiyan ki spammer, what should by point allocation be?",Put all your points in Basic attack and Strike supers if you're a **Ki blast** Spammer. +"If I wanted to talk to strangers online, I would go omegle",Or play competitive games where communication is key to winning games... no one's asking you to have a damn conversation. +Borderlands 2.,I second this. +"Right Side Broadcasting LIVE Stream: Donald Trump Rally in Phoenix, AZ 8/31/16","MSM/Liberals are gonna be so triggered after this speech, I can't wait for the salt to start pouring in." +I actually put on any dating profiles... cod ZOMBIES!! and still no guys ever like to play. Smh. Least I know somewhere there is a guy that would fall in love with a simple statement I make on a weekly basis.,Here comes the 13 yos +It was an afterthought on my part lol.,I getcha lol. +"I thought that was already a suggested thing, though not by the fpi.",he forgot the +David Bowie on coke - I love how nobody seems to notice {non-music video},"He's just eccentric, you'll never understand." +Official Game Thread: Cincinnati Bengals (3-6-1) at Baltimore Ravens (5-5-0) ...,"JOE DIDN'T CLAP FOR BROWN WOW WHAT A MONSTER, LACKS LEADERSHIP START MALLET" +I thought Atilla the Hun was from Star Wars until I saw something about it on the history channel a few days ago.,I used to think R2D2 was a real historical figure. +My schools gas pumps in the science lab are arranged in a paradigm of a swastika. (X-Post from r/unfortunateplacement),I think thats what all gas outlets for science classrooms look like. +Everyone knows you're not supposed to stand on the very top of the ladder. Very unsafe.,But he's insulated by that top plastic piece. +"Good. Now, maybe they'll also do something about all the joke reviews as well.",But all the sweet reddit karma! +i'm good looking but can't get girls in clubs,"You arent good looking, youre average" +"Dude, do you really think gun control is going anywhere soon? Hopefully, we'll have nation wide concealed carry soon, reduction of NFA restrictions, and a more cultural acceptance of Second Amendment rights across the board. It's a brand new morning in America! Get ready to MAGA!",I can hardly wait for the return of those noontime gun shoot outs! +Liberty Hotel put their christmas trees up this weekend!,The war on xmas starts early this year. +Why do all west coast teams love crying about refs?,The east coast bias conspiracy touches everything +"BvS, SS, and your normal friends Over the long holiday week I watched both Batman v Superman and Suicide Squad with two friends who aren't superhero movie fans. To my surprise, both liked BvS better... and a lot better! I'd be curious to hear what other reactions people got from their normal friends who aren't huge fans like us. I'll admit, I was surprised by the reactions from my friends. I was under the impression that SS was more general audience friendly.","Right, because your friends represent the general audience." +Why is it so bad being a white male in Canada?,OH THE PLIGHT OF THE POOR WHITE MAN +The angry shake at the end made this,just need to throw some eggs at it +"Selfish sister sends long text attack saying I'm a bad sister because I'm always too busy to babysit or come to her house. I've recently started graduate school, which (as anyone knows) takes up a fuck-ton of time. I also work full-time. On the off-chance I have time for myself, I plan (often times months in advance) outings with a friend or more for fun things. I also post these pictures on facebook, which my sister can see. The other day, we were texting and something I said sparked something where she went on an hour long text tirade about how shitty of a sister I am because I'm always too busy to help with emergency babysitting and how I come up with every excuse to not come over and hang out. 1 - My sister and I are polar opposites in everything. 2 - She's sensitive as all hell (example is the long ass texts she sent) 3 - She's got two kids under 6 that have a shit load of energy, get in major fights with her (I'm talking screaming matches), and don't listen to anyone (even their mom). Naturally, this stresses me the fuck out (I do love them to bits, but I'm childfree for a reason). I see them when she comes over my mom's house, which is enough for me until they get much older. It hurt to read all that and I felt like an asshole of a sister, but at the same time why should I force myself to hang out with someone I don't get along with? And why should I force myself to spend more time than I have been with little kids that won't even listen to me if they ran out into the middle of the street?",Reply to her with photos of you relaxing and doing fun stuff. +"STILL NOT 6AM EST HERE, NOT ON SPOTIFY EITHER IM IN FULL PANIC MODE",IT'S HERE! +Do people really keep their PSU's for 10 years?,Mines been running for 5. +"DONALD J. TRUMP: In addition to winning the Electoral College in a landslide, I won the popular vote if you deduct the millions of people who voted illegally.",HOW DARE HE MARGINALIZE THOSE DREAMERS! +"That Spongebob/Revival ending, oh god my sides",Didn't some dude from reddit make that? +Best/Worst Wide Receiver Matchups Week 12,Hmm...Evans sure is having a bad game +Can we make education great again? Jesus fuckin christ the people in this country scare me.,But education is a social construct created by libruls to brainwash us with their agenda! +Can't Riot punish people that try to make money off feeding by also closing their YouTube accounts? It's their game being showed anyway.,"Yes, throw him in jail" +This tolerant liberal bigot thinks he can intimidate us. I told him he would make the front page of Reddit. Help me out centipedes!,Tell him to learn proper English and you will respect his shitty opinion. +Only creeps use smiley faces at the end like that. It basically says: im a hentai pervert,"Here, I think you dropped your" +Bah gawd thats hilary's music.,*This is my fight song...* +Thing with Sloss? What i miss?,"Nade put a full mag into a person and it looked like the majority of shots should've hit, but none of them did" +I'm done with this shit man. Go Hornets.,Kemba looking really nice this season +You can scroll down on the picture. I did it's just a tad too big,"Well what do you know, should have scrolled!" +Dratini Ring I made for my sister :),Hey have u thought of selling these? +"I have a few, although my favorites are definitely * Pure BA * Infernoid BA * Monarch BA * Back Jack BA * Darklord BA * Blue-Eyes BA * Sky Scourge Fluffal BA * Phantom Knight BA * 60 Card Pure BA * Kaiju BA * Booby Trap BA",I feel like there is a trend here............... +I'd vote for Steve Irwin as the best ever environmental outreach spokesperson and educator. No one has even come close to the level of goodwill he created towards our natural environment,Jack Hanna? +Ozil not in the Top 20 open play creators this season. Yet to record an open play assist.,It's obvious we should replace him with Aaron Ramsey. +What is that 3&11 play?,"Dude don't hate, Chan Gailey is an offensive genius!" +I think the person that intentionally tried to cyber bully a conference attendee is the real perpetrator here.,That's crazy talk.... Only power + privilege can bully. +"So, you think millions of illegals stole the identity of Americans, and there was hardly any outcry? Did you see all of the complaints about single instances of calibration issues? And yes, I think it's a stretch to think that a bunch of illegal aliens, with few contacts in the country, and barely able to speak the language, found local identities and were able to pass themselves off en masse to swing votes. I mean, seriously, cmon.","I couldn't even use my own out-of-state ID to vote in the state I am registered in, but sure, it's totally plausible that millions of illegal immigrants risked deportation and stole millions of identities in order to vote." +Whereas in the modern day carrying openly is seen as a threat or public disturbance.,"Therefore we need to use modern day interpretations for open carry and the old interpretations for concealed, because that's just common sense!" +"This map is very repetitive I have 6 days of playtime in BO3 and even more in BO2. Almost every map to come out in these games has mad me hooked for weeks (even tranzit and zetsoubou), but I get bored of this map so fast. I don't know if its because they added nothing to this map besides a new spawn room, but I got bored within 10 minutes of my first playthrough. I have been trying to give the map a chance and have played it for about 4-5 hours in total, but the whole time it has felt like a drag. My friends are all burnt out on it in less than a week. This map is so easy to get to high rounds on that theres never any interesting moments. I know the easter egg hasnt been solved yet, but thats something that most people will only do once. This map has been a huge disappointment for me.",To be THE final map is very dissapointment +I would think that we'd have more amputees than people born with extra bones in this world so the average person wouldn't have enough bones to make an entire human skeleton.,I would think the average human body is not an amputee +You're...not smart.,Only a commie would say that! +Troy,Again +"LOL, no-one cares. Seriously. Nothing is going to come from this. The average person does not give a shit. Not enough people will ever care to make a difference.",Don't start comments with LOL... +Estabamos en bariloche con toda la promo... se enteraba alguien y con que cara vuelvo despues.,"Con cara de cemento, pero vacio de galactosa!" +"If I get 100 upvotes, I'll buy everyone who upvotes a copy of Sun and Moon I'm rich and bored. Make me proud Reddit! Leave a comment below after upvoting so I know to message you to send a copy.",Hi :) +I'd take Zeke's signing bonus. I'd take a 100th of his signing bonus,I'd take $3.50. +Jack just does what's best for his team.,"Jack will just say hit me when he already has 20 at a blackjack table:), he just has balls of steel" +"Anyone else just hate group chats? I mean unless you're spamming memes, it's kinda pointless and annoying.","If only I ever got in them, then I may get the chance to hate them." +So what would Bill Nye be arrested for?,Corrupting the minds of the dear children with curiosity +Today I learnt sarcastic jokes don't translate well over text,If in doubt +Not bad. Would look even better without the 3. Man Crackdown could launch with Scorpio huh? That could be amazing.,That would be a hell of a launch title. +Thats not a dota meme spotted the 14 year suburban white kid,Suburban 14 year old white kids love kanye +"2016 Mustang. Click unlock twice and then hold unlock for 5 seconds rolls them down, but you have to roll each one up from inside the car.","Have you tried the same thing but with the lock button to roll them up, Because holding the lock button rolls them up on my 2015 fusion" +Russell Wilson's QB rating plummets to 69.1 when playing on Grass Fields. (compated to 103.7 on Turf).,"lol I guess the transformation is complete, he has become drew brees" +I'm just a pedantic asshole but it's technically a sport too.,What qualifies as a sport? +She literally gave away my lovemaking secret.,3 seconds and you're done? +So what do you guys think of streetwear photography?,"Like the other guy said, it's just fashion photography." +"bold predictions thread week 6!!! another week of fantasy has come and passed,and many bold predictions were made.some better than others, but most were pretty terrible. I'll start us off this week with my bold prediction.the Jets will pull off the win against Arizona, with Matt Fortepulling out a comeback with over 100 yards rushing and receiving combined and at least one touchdown.",Maclin 100 yards and 2 TD +"People are naturally adverse to new things. Give it time, I actually like both the name and the logo.","Right, because Little Caesars Arena will sound eventually." +Okay sorry then.,BOOM +Understeered a little there...,Overacceleration was more of an issue..or you dropped this +Okay? Not everyone has coded in clojure. I don't see your point.,If you coded in Clojure would you see his point +Who was the best dictator?,It doesn't matter because trump will be +I 'member,"Ohhhh... 'member Jace, Vryn's Prodigy?" +"Well, people speak Spanish south of the US border.","I think that's the joke, but I'm not sure." +Se leggi il tuo commento come persona bassa invece che basso strumento musicale assume tutto un'altro significato.,In effetti... +"What movie started off pretty normal, but left you feeling weird at the end? Why?",Birdman. +I look forward to you :D,Are we still doing phrasing? +Most underrated wrestlers of the year? I've got to say that Trent? is one of the most underrated of 2016. In PWG he's had fantastic matches with Hero and Chuckie T and in NJPW him and Romero have been killing it Who are other guys that have flown rather under the radar this year?,Shuji Ishikawa +"If it is in your ear IT IS NOT A HEADPHONE, and it is total shit, and it is destroying your hearing.",Aren't you just a wonderful person. +Castro and Harper: Basically the same people. You can't make this shit up folks.,"But if Castro was Trudeau's close friend, he can't be a bad guy, right?" +I was afraid I just sucked at CSGO until I saw these stats,i have close to 250 commends in each category and im only an mge currently :p +Hold Alt and press 1 and 9 on the numpad to type unicode !! as one character - this is what DF uses for the 'on fire' modifier.,The DF subreddit is leaking again. +"Nonono, she doesnt have Parkinsons. This myth has been debunked. She has a rare and largely unknown disease which develops from eating the contaminated flesh of small children.",So she's an atheist? +I was nearly in tears... Every one is so - combative- no one backs down. I apologise to a kerb if I trip up. It's terrifying...,It takes a bit to get used to just remeber there was no malicious intent behind it. +Can we please change the match ticker link from Gosugamers to HLTV? Gosu gamers is literally the least informative website on match information. Luminosity for example is ranked #3 next to SK on their ranking system for fork sake! I'm pretty sure it doesn't even have a scoreboard to follow along on the score / player stats. This is a long overdue change and the fact that it has not been done makes me even speculate that there's some sort of financial overlap which I hope is not the case.,"But LG is #3 of cs go atm lol, what's wrong on this ?" +Big Week for Casey!,Will he start a new daily vlog to promote this new app then? +Who got too famous way too quickly?,"Not necessarily a who, but that fucking black and blue dress thing that exploded and died down just as fast." +Its a full on porn video.,I mean.... is it good? +A FIFA Miracle just in time for Christmas,Maybe they were on teamspeak +Winter is the time of the wiper fluid purge. Ice on the windscreen? Wiper fluid Car in front of you kicking up sand and deicing agents? Wiper fluid Wiper fluid freezing on your windscreen because you forgot to replace your wipers? Wiper fluid,"Dont forget, wipers are frozen with ice and dont work, more fluid." +Still feel the Diamondbacks would've been a more reasonable option.,"They already in the nl west, that would just switch leagues for they and not time zones" +"Sorry, I posted about tebow in the last comment lol. But no manziel wasn't drafted high because of his off the field issues. Teams passed on him and if you believe the bizarre story, the browns only drafted him because a homeless man told their owner to draft him.",They also needed a QB iirc. +"I simply don't understand this, I'm not trying to be hateful but isn't drag trying to look as much like a woman as you can?","I'm no expert on the matter, but drag differs from crossdressing in that instead of simply trying to look feminine, they take it to the next level in an as excessive and exaggerated way possible." +"After completing Burnout 3, Paradise is such a let down, an epic fall from glory. I can barely play it.",No one liked the crash mode! +Is this the new meme,Definitely the new one thats not a repost +And by Norwegian you mean Finnish,There is a difference? +"Hulk Hogan made racist comments IN PRIVATE, unknowingly taped, and was banished for the time being. You think a smart company is gonna look the other way for someone replaceable that knowingly tweeted that crap in a public forum. The ego on you.",And he is slowly getting mentioned on WWE TV again... So there's that... +Are store male dont get lockers only females,"Well then there you go, sue for discrimination and get that money back for a coat." +Remembering Michigan State football's season to forget,"Silly Michigan fan, living in the past" +Racism is bad,"Well, natural selection is inevitable" +Heard over the police scanner the car used in the attack was registered to a Malik Mohammed,Yeah that doesn't sound like a terrorist at all +Pope urges world leaders not to hobble climate change pact,I'm sure Trump will carefully consider his advice. +The big wow shoulder pad in the middle is the face,"damn thanks, i thought the green swirl thing to the left of the shoulder pad was his face..." +"Pretty sure based on that length, he walked the contiguous US border. How would you even do the continental border? Walk around Canada too? Just walk the western Canadian coast up to Alaska and back? Take alternate transportation to Alaska to walk around it?",The continental US doesn't include Alaska. +Dark Knight Power Leveling (lvl 150 in 2 hours),Wasn't this already posted yesterday or a few hours ago? +"This article is as good as it gets, unfortunately. The IRS doesn't keep records of tax avoidance by ethnic origin, so the best data that is available is based on income by ethnicity or income by region, and as you can see in this article it always shows East Asians, particularly first generation immigrants, or areas with large numbers of them, declaring very low incomes. For example, the wealthy suburb of Richmond BC in Canada has unusually low income rates, with many reporting 0 income yet living in multi-million dollar homes. I've said it before, that East Asians, particularly Chinese and Koreans show a pattern of using deception. It's deeply cultural. Failure to acknowledge it doesn't make it go away. Asians are way overrepresented in cases of academic dishonesty in US universities for example. I'm not going to bother citing sources since you wouldn't react this way if you didn't already know it was common knowledge among all people in the world.","Wow, the fact that you truly believe this is true even without actual data shows just how ignorant and racist you really are." +Putin is just Nute Gunray,I doubt Putin would be happy with letting Mike Pence tell him what to do +"29 months and 11,500 miles later, VA Beach man who walked perimeter of the continental U.S. returns home","That lazy bum, skipping out on Alaska and Hawaii!" +WTO rules Boeing's state subsidies illegal - estimates Airbus lost almost $90bn because of it,The free market +Took a tour around CTMP,"Had a couple beers, bud?" +I have a problem logging in on mobile data. Always gives me an error and takes forever.,"I feel you, but hey at least they successfully blocked rooted users with their additional safetynet checks." +And no I don't need to charge my phone,Oh shit bro you need to charge your phone +"I love stealth runs, if i can do something without killing and never being seen it just makes it more fun for me.","What's funny is I like doing the opposite, I kill EVERYONE without being seen if I can." +So Casey traditional media is dead Neistat is now an employee of CNN. Interesting. This is probably why he hasn't mentioned Beme in a while if he was negotiating a deal like this. You could also speculate in the timing of this announcement and the ending of the vlog. Casey knew this was coming up and felt it was right to end the vlog with such a big deal/project coming up.,I mean the Clinton News Network is right up his alley +"This is pretty bogus article. Samsung is a massive company. Because they are doing some R&D on a Cortex M0 alternative doesn't mean that they are 'defecting' from ARM. That's like claiming that because I ate a carrot along with my medium-rare 16 oz steak for lunch that I am becoming a vegan. Incidentally processors like M0 are bottom-end processors. They are a alternative to dedicated microcontrollers and 8-bit processors, not something you would ever run a OS on.",Found the vegan! +#JUST IN: JOHN PODESTA HAVING A DRUNKEN FIT BECAUSE THE SHOOTER ISN'T FUCKING A WHITE MALE,"But wait, he may still have been a Donald Trump supporter!" +Putting NZ First in government is not the solution.,Why not? +"That's a state decision. Some states have open primaries, others have closed.",Is that a state decision (as in law) or the decision of each party in each state (as in a choice of the party)? +"Yes. Ever notice how long carbon slipons last? Put them on a big v-twin sport bike like my old VTR, let them flex from those big exhaust pulses and they are leaking in 3-4 years at the most.",Add delamination to that +does anybody still care about lux skin anymore,"judging from the 30 reddit threads per hour, no" +PC MASTER RACE Retro,Specs? +Let us dispel with this fiction that Rubio doesn't know what he's doing...,He knows exactly what he is doing. +I personally want different rocket trails for his charge like in Rocket League,"They should do something like that---where you can unlock various colors for other things on their skins, like reinhardt's flame, genji's shurikens, etc." +"I remember hearing about how marketing is likely to be prevalent in self driving cars. Like, there will be sponsored links to go to certain locations.",Just gotta make sure that shit is kept clean or else your car will drive you to a restaurant in an alley where four guys with baseball bats will harvest your kidneys. +New photos from Misfits Bootcamp!,The Legendary Korean Jungler was true then but let's see how performs after cashing on China. +Nintendo Switch Box Art Mock-Up,Is this real? +"its not absolutely terrible, but i still expect us to lose",I just expect washington state to be mad coming off that blowout from the huskies and play their heart out. +my problem would be with the authoritarian nature of the climate change political supporter starter pack. The solutions are all the dream wish list of leftist policy wonks.,"Yeah, asking us to change out our lightbulbs for greener ones is something only Stalin would do." +Saw this in r/iamverysmart thought it belonged,Why was your father a Batista-loving businessman? +"I believe The ghoul king is set after Master of death, if not during how did you find the von carstein trilogy? shame the blood of Nagash trilogy wont be getting finished. No abhorash book =[",i bought von carstein trilogy off amazon for around 60 quid and there were others there last time i looked +Abandoned house in the middle of a wheat field,That's awesome +you have to love socialism. It allows the rest of us to know how good we got it.,"Yeah, the same has been happening in countries like Sweden and Canada." +Who on earth is scared of these supposed confident fat people?,If fat people love their bodies it's the same way abusive parents love their kids. +"It's an unlisted video, so maybe not as likely to get deleted.",Check again +Between... ?,Between the real French and ... *those people*. +F,U +did you just rip the video and upload it to your youtube channel? why not just link to the riot one,Gotta love it +"Can you only join Expert Zone if you are working with a retailer that sell microsoft products or can anyone join? The website makes it sound like anyone can join, but when registering states that your employee or the retailer you work for has to be entered. I'd be interested in getting into it. Don't work for a Microsoft retailer though.","You have to work somewhere that sells Microsoft products, and upload scans of your pay slips every 3 months to confirm employment." +"We had a kid like that would run around all the time like that at recess Well in 6th grade out at recess the school bully Jeffrey called the Naruto kid a retard or something like that, causing the kid to get really mad and turn and sprint at Jeffrey just like fucking Naruto. When he finally reached Jeffrey he realized his Ninjitsu(?) wasn't actually effective as Jeffrey pulled his shirt over his head, causing his arms to be put in a very awkward angle and then proceeded to punch the shit out of his head Middle school was weird.","turn this in to a greentext, you got this" +"Welcome back all space pilots! As you embark on your new journey to space, be sure you know how to properly arrange the blueprints in your inventory to reap the most benefits!","Seriously how did we find out about this, or how we're we expected to?" +"Some basic Year over year graphs on Bo Horvat. (Inc. ppg, apg, gpg, gcpg,pims,cf%,ff%)","So the more he goons it up, the more points he gets." +So who's base in better?,"Well we haven't seen much in either, but based on what we have seen, the hall of justice has more potential to be an actual place dedicated to justice, and not a daytime spa like the Avengers base." +Belaro wants Rappler mood meter probed after Bilibid drugs hearing,I see our tax money is being put in good use. +"People are too stuck behind losing the Nexus program, fast updates and the price to notice any of the stuff coming out....",BUT MAH NEXUS! +You sir pay too much for tape,you can get adapters so you can use normal cable channel tape with it +New York just cant close the deal on Detroit Here comes detroit with another 4th quarter comeback FFS,At this point it wouldn't be much of a comeback. +"Hate to burst your bubble hun, but you need to be a part of the PD crew to have your character in countdowns.",rip OC she just wanted to be in a video +Is it wrong that I didn't read it as such? I feel like there's this fire inside him and he really wants to prove himself right now.,"Exactly, not as if it was a Zack Ryder tweet." +o,w +"This is Ohio State University police officer Alan Horujko, who responded within one minute to a campus attack this morning where he shot and killed a man who was slashing students with a knife.",stop being a such a hate sub guys! +Missed Pennsylvania recount deadline of Nov 21st? Michigan confirmed for Trump today? The Dems are a Grade-A shit-show!,I told them to stop hanging out at Starbucks and talking about vegan diets and the coming Nazi camps . +"I made the switch to manual when the game first dropped. Played hundreds of hours in FH2 under automatic. I can honestly say I'll never go back from manual shifting. I feel much more in control, especially when drifting. The initial learning curve kept me from switching over before, but now I'm much more comfortable. I'm even winning races again! Just do it",Now for clutch! +"Okay, thank you! I can't wait to see it, haha. I love Neith but I just can't stand her being golden. Someone like Ymir or Janus I can understand since they're not human. So yeah, can't wait for the next update on console :) Plus I really wanna get the Crimson Neith skin from the Oddysey, hah. Also, do ya know if they updated all of the golden skins? Or just certain ones? Awh, never mind, I checked. They only did Neith and Izanami. Can't complain though :)",Yeah they're doing a few at a time until all of them are updated +does this one still attempt to upload your contacts even when you say no like the regular fb messenger did (not sure if it still does i made tracks off the damn thing the moment that came to light),Nope +"You... Your joking right? The WBC might have some strange views, but they don't go murder people. Entirely different levels.",Sorry I dropped this +Bombardier completes first delivery of horse-drawn omnibuses to TTC,I want a Downtown Relief Zeppelin. +Not for me. I got a new Beta today and still have the funky links.,12.7.1? +Are you still in prison?,Yes in prison on Reddit +"The dude might be a mega-douche, but you have to hand it to him--he ain't scared of no one.",He walks around at like 240 +Yup we all knew it OSU suspect is of Somalian descent . Possible terrorist motivations ?,"allegedly somalian, allegedly a car, allegedly in Ohio fact check Evan you don't even have permission from CNN to post this" +"Serious question here: I see posts all over the sub in game threads and various other threads about how the refs are terrible and inconsistent. HOWEVER, If it's a packers game thread, it's how they/the league have the fix in for us specifically and we pay them and blah blah blah. What's up with that?",Because we obviously pay the officiating crew and thats the only way we could possibly win and we only get good calls in our favor never bad calls ever since the Big Bang. +You understand TSM still has some of the best players in 3 out of the 5 roles? Bjerg Sven and Hauntzer or the top one or two of their class. I love all the people counting them out.,"doublelift was the main shotcaller for TSM IIRC, their entire decision making game is going to change completely" +He called them out by name several times. What proof are you looking for. It damaged their brand with out a doubt.,As short an attention span as this country has I doubt it. +Turns out Garry Newman wasn't aware that mods on console are a thing now. Could be a reason why we haven't seen Rust or Garry's mod on Xbox One yet.,Yeah - I'm sure all the dependencies for Garrys Mod will port over just fine! +My sister's computer has one of these. They are trash. The high end APUs are good but these low end ones are trash. Only good for playing HD video really.,Is it a desktop or a laptop? +"Brainwashed teenagers doing stupid shit, more news at 11.","Yeah, but being Christian is totally a sane thing to be" +"It's that time again....UNPOPULAR COMIC OPINION THREAD My unpopular opinions - The time-displaced O5 X-Men are my X-Men. And Jean Grey is my favorite. I was familiar with the X-Men (shows, games, movies), but I didn't actually read any comics until the Marvel NOW All-New, Uncanny, and adjective-less X-Books. I definitely let the weight of continuity stop me from jumping into comics earlier. I found it extremely appealing to read about characters I was familiar with, but without having to worry about everything that came before. Jean was always my favorite because of her power set and the Phoenix, but I especially loved the visuals of her powers when Bendis did that combined Telepathy + Telekinesis stuff in The Trial of Jean Grey arc. Needless to say...I am HYPED UP for X-Men: Blue. O5 back together...Jean Grey as the team leader...AND Magneto as the mentor? FUCK YEAH",i like conner's harley quinn and starfire dark matter is the best comic book show(this opinion isn't hated it but i don't think a lot of people watch the show) suicide squad is the most enjoyable DCEU film (still i think it less than average) everything you hate i enjoy and vice versa +People forget how underrated George Hill is.,Eh he's been ok this season +xNVx,lmao +This is why the low life is truly the broke life,But but toe kills tires not camber D: +Good luck!,And thanks for putting that song in my head -_- +I swear to god if the darkness is just a black deathstar version of the traveler i'm gonna be pissed.,Unless of course it has a cool new social space on it... +"I read through my logs as well and noticed that my intel USB controller was whitelist status but had none of the other descriptive parameters defined. This was in comparison to my inatek with the Fresco controller which had values for nearly every param defined. Not sure if it means much, but I my intel controller cant handle more than 1 usb 3 camera on it or it starts to wig out in me.",Which Intel mainboard chipset do you have? +Agreed. You know those roller-coasters that slowly bring you up high? That's our country in terms of progress. Now we're gonna witness the fast fall of this crazy ride.,Only instead of exciting it will be exclusively painful. +I made an accurate Muni Light Rail Train Map!,I clicked but it says I have to pay money to get the file decrypted. +"This takes me way back to my pre-teens, but a friend mine pointed out to me that a skateboard deck would drastically drop in price if a scratch were to appear on it... I'm guessing that the concept would probably apply to many different types of products. Unfortunately at some point I developed a moral conscience and wouldn't pull that now... I would still pull the second trick though... When rich kids bought new skateboards, they'd just leave the old board at the shop. The shop couldn't sell it, so it went in the dumpster. A lot of useful shit goes in dumpsters. Huh. It's just occurring to me now that I haven't gone dumpster diving in 15 years... I should probably try that again.",Where is the best place to dumpster dive from your experiance? +"It's the freakin overlays that get me. Steam, Uplay, Origin, nVidia, MSI Afterburner, etc",That's just like browser toolbars... +good for Karna Pasta lol,"yep, i think so too.. maybe she will be good too in Noel and Seria" +When Gumi Names Their Units,it's german for wolf though... maybe gimu also can't translate german well +"High econ top laner. If Peanut joins, that may not do too well.","But...what if Marin come back and Peanut join, then Marin would call Peanut gank top all the time and he would be the best top laner once again" +There's a Yachtmaster on the front page now :),"Get em, boys!" +My school had macs because they worried students were gonna download a lot of viruses and malware. Then the school got poor and switched to windows,"Lol yeah, don't buy an enterprise Virus Scanning tool or anything like that Buy Mac's thats the most cost effective solution, because as we all know Mac's don't get viruses" +The Battle Between Religion and Atheism (Andrew Klavan Interview Part 2),All this diversity of thought... +"Police Officer - Bismarck, ND",I feel safer already. +"When *Bush's* attorneys say you're unethical, god damn.",Yeah because they were paragons of virtue. +"Milwaukee beer really isn't great, it's just home to the huge miller, economically important but quality wise it's totally lacking. Michigan's craft brewing scene is much better.",Boooooooooo +The flaming ball immersion made to sportscenter's heating up,"As a life long habs fan, there is no way that the Price is wrong." +No. Chimpanzees can break your neck and bite your aorta out. Also theyre faster than you.,Idk man I'm pretty fast +"Prairie dogs aren't readily available?! Come to Lubbock, bring shop vac.","Over the course of time a lot of 22-250 has gone out down range at em', and they still seem pretty available." +It helps when the guy who plays Magneto also played Jobs.,ashton kutcher? +"This is incredibly dangerous. People are focusing on the wrong thing with this tweet. The legality of flag-burning is something that barely held up in the supreme court, and its ban has even received bipartisan support as recently as 2005. But by leading with an attention-grabbing idea like that, Trump is subtly trying to acclimate us to the idea that regular Americans can be deprived of their citizenship. We can't normalize that thinking.",Protesting is unAmerican. +I mean ... really?...,but BRO check that T0 lightning res +"On Saturday, Maryland football had a Rudy-esque moment when they let a senior walkon score a TD",Still offsides +"They probably have hundreds of graphic design students on their side, and this is the best thing they could come up with? Yawn. Better luck next time, comrades.","The old left always has exciting, great new ideas." +I thought it was full duplex using two different wavelengths for tx and rx in the same fiber.,You're correct. +"What, why? This isn't some celebrity or sports star you can just ignore, this guy's running the goddamn country!",But I thought he was #NotYourPresident +"No, that was 15k in a 24k stadium, and a lot of tickets were handed out for free. We had 9k in the Playoff game last year, but that was about the most (I think it was a sellout and they only opened the South Side stand).","We also had 9,000 for the Cup match against the Vancouver Whitecaps (Fury)" +Hey guys what's going on here,Joe Pesci's saying whattya want from me? +"Yea but the entity would be bored just seeing a person on a ground the whole game, only to die because the killer didn't hook that person.",The entity is entertained in the fact that it sees the survivor struggling to recover but being unable to. +Self-appointed king of black people.,Flip the script - Trump speaks to David Duke and the other three KKK members +"First action taken, have you been banned? If so, what mods were you using? Why did you think you'd get away with it, you silly potato.",I got banned for using Russian Bias +Take your ships mast!,But then you would be stuck on that godforsaken Saxon isle. diff --git a/chunk88.csv b/chunk88.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..99016885a6aa733ecd03367211c0d45f16311a08 --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk88.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1668 @@ +Input,Output +"Better on a bike, trust me.",Such a lovely dash though. +Trash One of the main points of using a 1h weapon is that you sacrifice a second 6L.,[[Bitterdream]] +"Omg, let the past go. Would it be fair for white people to be slaves today as punishment for what out founding fathers did? Think what you are saying, it's just ludicrous!!","I was being sarcastic, sorry you didn't get that." +Offense great. Defense not so great,But how's your special teams? +TIL a sugar rush is a placebo effect. Sugar doesn't cause hyperactivity,This is totally true because I don't get a huge energy rush after eating a sandwich +"Yeah the last girl I dated was the first one to claim this. I insisted on a condom the first time we had sex, and she didn't say anything about it. The second time was without a condom, and I pulled out. It was then that she said she was on birth control. So I came inside her for the next couple of times (I trusted her--had no reason not to). At some point I asked what kind of birth control she was on, and she said something about eating certain vitamins and that she's learned to control her body and use dietary supplements to consciously control her body and not get pregnant. I was like what the fuck? You told me, straight-up, that you were on birth control, but that is *not* birth control! That relationship ended after that conversation.",I guess she thought the body had ways of shutting that sort of thing down. +Ezekiel Elliot is 21. This isn't even his final form.,Yeah but how old is he? +They completely failed on giving that information to the players. I bought it too and I thought I'd get 3 different ones. Nope.,"They worded it clearly enough, they used the singular form Legendary." +"Most people only think payment. That's kind of the problem. I wish they would think more about why it may not be the best idea. Also, I have never sold a car where someone thought they would trade out in a year or two.","There is no way that's true, unless you haven't sold for long :/" +When you overdo the make-up,"Your mission, if you choose to accept it....." +His life at home will be really fucked up once he's dead.,Ah because that's how drugs work +Lord of the rings Gets in helicopter with ring. Drops it in the volcano. Roll credits,"If Frodo used stealth and a GPS instead of attracting a horde of loud morons to guide him, a whole lot of that would have been skipped entirely." +a powerful EM field requires a liquid ferrous core doesn't it? earths EM field will slowly weaken over millions of years as the liquid outer core solidifies. which is what i assumed had happened to mars?,My point was the natural process versus man-made +Not just incarcerated. Striped of their citizenship. Big difference right there.,That's true.. trying to keeps things simple you understand +"In order for it to be a river, it has to flow.",i think that means all nms rivers are just slender ponds +Wow that is depressing,I need some chubby boobs to cheer me up +It will decrease the supply though. So hopefully people don't move back or they'll have a huge unemployment problem.,Wouldn't more people mean more needed services and thus more jobs? +It really depends on the crossfit box. Some boxes have avg athletes and coaches and you won't get much out of it. However other boxes have great coaches and athletes that will push you. So shop around,What are the signs i should look for to know its a good spot? +I tracked dratinis for weeks and the most I got was 3-4 a day. thats 1 every 4 hours at multiple water locations. so every water location spawns a dratini like once every 6-10 hours. idk how he has 200 candy. maybe since the beginning of the game?,"In the early days there were drat nests, could have been close to one of them" +OP - So you were in combat? Well I've seen some shit too. Vet - Where were you stationed? OP - Disney. 20 years... Vet - Would you like to talk about it?,Username checks out +nanowrimo question Is nanowrimo only in november?,"The official one is, but any month is nanowrimo if you decide it is." +What could you still do with 1 arm tied behind your back?,OP'S mom +"I'm a genuine dick, if that helps rule me out cool.",Fuck your music then! +4.5 stars not enough tokyo dome.,good one dude +New Legendary card idea: Mage,It's called a wizard +toon,But character is so long to type! +If he's killing in the name of a religion or faith it has everything to do his religion or faith.,"Heavens no, to even suggest such an obvious thing would be Islamophobic" +Smite Montage - Trinity,Which song was used in this? +What is the best cheapest piano tuning software that will deliver a professional tuning? Preferably work on a android phone. Not a tone generating software but something that samples the inharmonicity of each individual piano and determines a suitable stretch My favourite is the tunic onlypure software however I do not have the cash. Thanks for any help.,Many hobbyists start with TuneLab. +Anybody know how i can get my new channel exposure??? Im not going to post my channel here because that may count as self promotion but anyways i just started a channel and I was wondering if anybody could tell me how to get exposure?,"Go where your prospective audience is online, find a way to promote yourself there that is not too obvious or annoying." +when i say clip i mean the audio totally cutting off not just sounding shitty,that's not clipping then +Well now the first home game vs Tampa Bay Rowdies just got a lot more interesting,MLS2 teams ruining minor league soccer.. +who needs 6000 gigabytes of ram?,"Chrome, chrome does." +I'm pretty sure their answer involves something about a giant wall of ice at the edge of the planet.,Thank God global warming doesn't exist to melt that giant ice wall +What's next? Killfeed skins?,"Oooh that's a good idea, valve I hope you're listening" +Just delete it and all my problems well go away.... *deletes the word 'racism'* I am YG....,"if its not there anymore, no one will be mad at it." +You sound salty,You sound inbred from your other comment. +"Hello there, a random Nebby here.",Get in the bag Nebby! +"I don't know, those Filipinos have a huge hardon for mass murdering drug addicts.",... Well that shit got racist. +Clowney displaying his speed,Please share this in r/nfl so others may enjoy the freakish ability and dominance that is Clowney. +He's right that he has freedom of speech but in the same vein if the security guard thinks you're harassing people and asks you to leave you don't have the right to be on that private property. He's lucky the police didn't get involved.,But they did get involved... +Beaulieu: The style we play must drive people crazy,Therrien +"Not everything is racist, snowflake. The original BLM rhetoric was actually a racist ideology until some people, who aren't leaders within the movement but claim to have roots in the organization, claim that BLM means Black Lives Matter (too). So someone came up with Blue Lives Matter to combat the original monkier because cops were getting shat on by the (unfair and unjustified) rhetoric that cops are the bad guys. It isn't racism fueled when equal sides of the playing field support Law Enforcement. You think only whites support law enforcement? How does Blue Lives Matter reinforce or substantiate white privilege?",You never call me snowflake :( +or maybe the infected ones are to be blamed because they did not use protection?,blaming the right people +"After seeing the Japanese 'IT' cover designs posted on here, went looking for 'The Stand' covers; I wasn't disappointed with what I found.",Larry on the cover of Pt 2 looks like Nic Cage +"Central City Police Chief, Joe West, held a press conference in the __ hours of the morning? stating, We don't have very __ details right now. What we do know is tonight Central City's greatest ___ vanished in a flash We That's what I could see. The blanks are words I just couldn't make out.","Wee, many, protector" +"wut **He's not rattled.** MSM, you are such fucking idiots and liars about every little thing that happens. No wonder nobody respects you anymore.","The Guardian is not 'MSM'...its a British newspaper, MSM only applies to US news outlets." +Now the liberals are burning fetuses!,"Forget about flag burning, this will really revoke their citizenship!" +"Out-going EPA chief: 'Good luck saying climate change isn't real' to Americans facing storms, droughts and wildfires","They'll all just be acts of God, proof that He is punishing us for electing a Kenyan Muslim as President!" +Being surrounded by loved ones on your birthday is worse than being alone? TIL I guess..,###THIS ISN'T r/WHOLESOMEMEMES +Guys?,"Like Food, guys; Salt and ice are not food." +Wanna hear a joke?,I love oppressing women by existing +"Does the torpor drop faster than it's health recovers? It would take longer, but if health recovers faster than it loses torpor you could smack it until health is about half, then wait till it's health recovers, then smack it some more. I have to say that I am surprised the scorpion or the frog can't take this down safely.","Yeah it's one of the only animals that have a high chance of dying to the crossbow, One thing I just thought of is that wild animals eating meat instantly recovers them hp, so I can hit it with the club, then fly the quetzal holding it over some corpses of Wild dinos I killed, and it theoretically would eat the bodies and recover HP" +"The game takes place in limbo If not the christian limbo, then the one from whatever religion this Decima is from. The idea of a purgatory or a similar 'waiting room for the souls of the dead' is a common theme in many world religions. The egyptians had one, the greeks had one, the christians have one, obv.- And there's a throughline through many of them. Stillborn babies go there. If you were never truly born, whether you're a dead unbaptized christian baby or a mummified egyptian stillborn fetus, a lot of religions say you go to a place of undeath, between the realms. A place for people with no souls, or no true sins. Often you can atone and earn your way into the good afterlife, one way or another - but you'll be at it, generally, for hundreds of years, for whatever reason. I believe that our actor friends- Mads, Reedus, and Del Toro - Are all people from our world who found their way into purgatory / limbo, one way or another. The technology - Reedus' and Toros' handcuffs, the baby - chamber, this all serves to allow living creatures to transcend the planes of existence and enter the afterlife. I think each person did this differently. Perhaps Reedus and Mads are clones - Bred for battle and made by man, they have no true souls and are thus welcome in Limbo. Perhaps Toros, with his head scars, is some sort of brain trauma / coma victim, thus also perfect for the job. All three enter Limbo via the power of undeath - An unborn fetus, suspended chemically between life and death, the state of each can be altered at will. Somehow the handcuff does the dirty. Toro still clings to life in the realm of the living. Unlike the two clone soldiers, he is not ready for death, and must journey through the land of the dead with the fetus in tow in order to awaken in his real body. Reedus awakens in the first trailer to see that Toro is no longer cuffed to him, and has taken his child - and perhaps his soul? I believe the baby is linked to Reedus, perhaps it is a clone as well, thus making it easier to bridge the gap allowing transmit into the next realm. Thus, reedus must follow after Toro, trying to get his baby self-soul back. Mads is another soldier within the same program who went into the upside-down and got all colonel kurtz with some WWII era soldiers. speaking of the soldiers- And the whales - And everything else, they are all, of course, the many souls who died in battle and did not atone for their sins. Like in Dantes' hell, they shamble about, slowly losing themselves and their minds until one day they might finally transcend. Mads is connecting to them with his soul-umbilical the same way Reedus and toro used theirs to interface with the soul-baby-transporter. the soul umbilical can be used to control things in the environment because all other things within the environment are soulless husks, wandering about, waiting for infinity. the five angels at the end of the trailer are literally that - five angels, a council sworn to uphold the law of life in a realm of undeath. Seeing Reedus is a puzzling thing. he should not be here. But they watch, not interfering, until they can be the bosses. At least, that's my tinfoil theory. What did you guys think?","This is a pretty good theory on the first and second trailer, my thoughts were that whoever Mad's character is - is the one harvesting all the life from fertile creatures to resurrect dead soldiers regardless of how long they've been dead (he's made an army out of them apparently) - and Mads himself appears to be a Soldier as well, Kojima seems to have a thing for soldier comradery (Diamond Dogs / Big Boss, all that jazz) so perhaps this guy has some kind of vendetta against the *powers at be* for what I couldn't guess other than perhaps he was their guinea pig for some crazy experiment and they turned him into some kind of Demigod and now he's getting his revenge on all the governments and their false justifications for sending millions of soldiers to their deaths for greedy purposes like oil or whatever - but I kinda like your Limbo theory better and it really seems to fit the bill with the things you mentioned in your post." +"It also looks like the bacon is still raw - since it's only been cooked on one side. This is food that is made to be filmed, not eaten.",Can't you just Chuck it in the oven for a bit in the end? +I have never read so much in my life *bookmarks*,Really man? +A little rabbit caught peaking out,This picture is twisted and chaotic in Sooo many levels... +you think I have one account?,"You are the tipical Idc quitting this bronze game, my main is challenger 1000lp when you are actuallly on your main, LUL" +Ding dongs didn't even get the swastika right.,So you've got some experience in this area? +"TCU/Baylor 2015 was played in waist deep water, it was pretty sweet","Those teams are both lucky they weren't playing a California school, the water polo team would have just suited up and dominated." +Clinton's popular vote lead now over 2.3 million,2.3 million illegal votes! +"No, what you're doing is false flagging and it can get you killed. You have to be initiated and *many* people have to vouch for anyone that wants to claim. Otherwise genuine members that catch someone false flagging will at best beat their ass but in general kill them.","Try and bring your gangster shit to Australia mate, we dont fuck around with that bullshit here" +When will we have 4k noscopes?,Lol xbox doesn't even have 1080 no scopes +I don't because if something goes wrong later I still have easier access to the BIOS/other tools that don't boot UEFI (hirens).,I run DOS instead of Windows 10 because I end up with easier access to tools that can be used to fix the computer with DOS than I do with Windows. +There's a karma threshold.,Positive or negative? +"Added! IGN: Kymori , add pls :)",Added u +Student: pulls a risky last second move to stop a bleed out during heart surgery. Doctors: Nice save Nice save Nice save Intercom in the observation room: turned off for 5 seconds Doctors: Nice save Nice save GG,PoTG? +What game do you play with your SO?,**Patchwork** **Cottage Garden** **Agricola** **7 Wonders: Duel** **Ticket to Ride** **Biblios** +the new client is terrible and i will never use it,"so much insight wow, i have to stop using it now." +My housemate/mad CNC operator has been playing a bit too much warframe,"If this puny human can wield a Galatine and Scindo at the same time, why can't our frames do the same?" +"I play all types of games and read. I also take different engineering classes and 3D design classes :P and in my spare time from that and playing games, I practice guitar :D oh yeah and all the other stuff that Texans do besides being fat .0. XD I need a job..........","I am not from Texas, but got here as soon as I could :)" +This is like the hippest protest ever. Have to get there! its so lit rite guize!?!,"yes, veterans always take up the cause of hippie protesters." +"Yes, there are people who value the work of devs. Impressive, isn't it?",Because all devs only work by ads +I'm not about to take advice from a web page warning me that I'm using an outdated version of Internet Explorer while using chrome on an iPhone 7.,On a Wix website... +This. This is why the democrats lost. When you call half the population Nazis then you will have a hard time trying to get their vote. They retaliate by voting Trump and now we're here,"No, you clearly don't understand that America is still clearly a racist, misogynistic country that wants nothing more than to bring back the greatness that was 1820s America." +"TSM is weird, they have sponsors that I wouldn't have expected like geico or now axe along with all the normal ones like twitch. On a side note I would've expected most of the boys to be oldspice people, but I don't think esports is the, uh, right demographic for oldspice",Both Axe and Geico want to target Young Adults. +What would it look like if everything you ever lost was in one room?,"A room full of guitar picks, Pens and pencils, and my faith in humanity." +"But don't worry, a little bump of coke will fix that.",Isn't that addictive? +The only thing that immunises you against depression is happiness.,Thanks you just cured me from me 4 years of clinical depression +I hear a lot of mens issues aren't important but I thought a lot of you would feel good about how bluntly these women are telling this woman to care for her man and go to the cops because he was definitely raped.,"Agreed, it's good to see people are calling it what it is and encouraging them to go to the police." +Is James Harden Better Than Russell Westbrook? - BBALLBREAKDOWN,Russell Westbrook because James Harden doesn't statpad hard enough. +"Just curious, how long ago where you stationed there and what region?",I was in Iwakuni from '13-'15. +"Which gets us President Mike Pence, which is exactly what the Republican leadership wants. If Trump somehow gets elected, I expect Republicans to immediately start the drumbeats for impeachment.","But we will finally get a national Bathroom bill, end PP funding, make abortions illegal without a barb wired vaginal ultrasound, and finally a federal RFA with teeth to let businesses discriminate the gays." +"Parental heritage shows up in lots of cultures. Murphy O'Grady, Joshua ben-David, William of Orange... In Iceland, the whole phone book is based on first names, because your last name depends on your sex (Johannson v Johannsdottir ) Hope I got the spelling right!","Having to be named after your father, Patriarchal oppression at its finest." +Paul Finebaum: Big Ten is the best conference in the country.,"You're welcome, B1G bros." +Many of the women wear an obscene amount of makeup so they stand out more to people far away in the crowd/on TV. Most of them look better when they dial it back for normal activities. Alexa Bliss is probably the most extreme case right now.,i don't think he meant it in that sense +not support gets value out of armor pen over flat ad or armor marks other than rengar / lee sin support.,"Sure, the hybrid pen runes are way worse now, but the mastery practically didn't change (not sure how often you ran them pre 6.22 tho)." +Why cant it happen at like 8pm? Or 7pm? Or when the current movember one ends,"It could I'm trying to trigger mass discarding here so I can maintain my profit margins, please don't spill my secrets :D" +"Goddamnit Hendricks, what happened to ya? Shadow of his former self...",USADA +"Killing the operator, and also killing themselves jumping in so quick.",How could they kill themselves by going in quickly? +They're overrated man. I have a sauna in my first home now and it's somewhat gimmicky.,"The point *wasss*, that there is a fucking sauna in a house that he pays the same amount for his apartment." +"Check that page with Genji writing a letter with a feather quill in the top right. In the bottom right, Mercy is reading that same letter while holding the quill and smiling. This is, iirc, the first time they've shown Mercy in a comic, so it's something they presumably thought was important to her character. Genji x Mercy is literally my least favorite ship (outside the straight creepy ones).","Like, every character from the game is in this comic in some form or fashion..." +Midnight bye (Whack Remix),I'm so tired of seeing this meme everyday memes need to die. +Tried my hand at a little K-2SO New Year's Eve spirit,I am basically friends with you now just from this alone. +Just went to his profile in-game to see if there were losses that don't show up on dotabuff but we can't see that anymore. Whatever.,sweet change im so glad someone at valve decided to spend time implementing that +"Neither, but as an engineer I can definitely do the physical construction, its the design I'm clueless on.",A 60 ft boat is a huge multi-year project. +As long as companies are taking adivce on next-gen consoles...,But then they can't use as much space for graphics and advertising! +"Japanese Tanks so far, and possible Battle ratings.","Are we talking AB or RB, and im not too sure about the ST-A1, mainly if gaijin do make the 90mm better than the US 90mm" +Ed... Ward..,Too soon +Arma Is A Perfect Game With No Flaws,Periscope Depth! +"Jordan Morris: Everything the Sounders want him to be, and more","I dunno, I've been told the rookie literally doesn't know what to do with his left foot, so he can't be that good can he?" +Mmmmm hints of oak and is that... caramel?,Apparently its CARMEL. +"if you had to sum up your life with a Simpsons quote, what would it be?","Oh I see, then I guess everything is wrapped in a neat little package-uh" +In 2010 Steve Bannon produced a documentary blaming anti discrimination laws for the 2008 housing collapse,That must be why it was only minorities who had any trouble paying mortgages from predatory lenders. +You could also buy Frostbound to slo--- wait.,Build fatalis +So bringing up desegregation and slavery as issues Republicans fought against may have been a bad idea.,Im sure the Republicans in their southern strong hold really wanted to free all their slaves +"7th?? What the f....renchtoast, TSN.",It's like they didn't even notice that we swept the Pens. +I was clearly joking I guess everybody missed it lol,You need to use +In the raid? I'm a warlock main and I haven't done the raid yet. I've been trying to decide which sub class to run,Sunsinger +"Lol, nope just calling out someone who's a hypocrite on so many different levels.",B..b...but you shouldn't be allowed to call us hypocrites! +"Mr. PENCE, can you defend Trump on this? Man, the VP debate Clinton/Kaine strategy seems kinda understandable now.",He probably heard Bill Clinton say it first! +"Kyle crying yet again, get the fuck over it. You have no teammates with 50 or less to go.","to kyle's credit, if he was really that much better than Edwards on the restart, he should have passed the 19." +"So basically he's saying, they can't beat us so they'll ban us.","you don't get it, he's showing us he is a kind god by not banning us!" +Did you know the Leader of the American Nazi Party was Jewish?,Why you goddamn antisemitic bastard! +Rabbi describes NYC Jewish communities as a child rape assembly line,This is antisemitic goddammit! +Makes me sick! With all the money we have given to Israel the U.S. government could have subsidized a college education for every American citizen!,"Why you goddamn antisemitic bastard," +"Why do we (USA) give billions in financial aid to wealthy nations, such as Israel, who can maintain themselves? I feel like it makes zero sense to send billions of dollars to wealthy nations, like Israel, every year when we could really use that money at home...",Why you goddamn antisemitic bastard! +well if the Israelis can use old maps to claim land .. then well i guess so can turkey ...,Why you goddamn antisemitic bastard! +"With Inhumans having a now release date on ABC of September 26(Tuesday), what does this mean for Agents of Shield?",AoS will absolutely be cancelled. +Does anyone know what the New and Improved strategic review used to justify the MTM assumed data growth would be?,They actually predicted there would be a decline in internet usage +"Redditors who have worked at a large fast food chain, what are some of the most unhygienic things you have seen/witnessed happen at work?",I saw a squirrel run in and get cooked by the manager. +"Ok I couldn't remember for sure, although there weren't actually performances in 2015 IIRC. It was more so just a no name DJ up there.",Yeah last year was the first year they had people on the actual lineup play the premier hub +I'm guessing that Duke ***really*** doesn't like Tyr?,"I like Tyr, but in way shape or form was he underperforming, maybe the skin was a bit" +"Nade is love, Nade is life.",It's so insanely powerful... +Who needs scrims Albus nox luna forever,Pretty sure u need scrims if u get 3-0'd by 3rd place EU +"No amount of computer generation will ever convince me that it was legal. I like to tell myself that you guys got a free yard from fate in the Wild Card game, but then fate took it back in the Super Bowl.",It *definitely* got taken back in the Super Bowl. +He also had DC back against the cage from what I remember which would have tremendously helped him get those take downs. I think DC struggles against taller fighters in general though. Alexander Gustaffson was able to take DC down and on TUF Latin America Fabricio Werdum claimed the first time he trained with DC he took him down 3 times.,Do be fair in a 30min training session I'd be surprised if Werdum didn't take DC down 3 times. +"I think that dumb people actually attack others without giving arguments to support their claims. But it's just me. Also, thanks for the downvote. I see that you learned your Rediquette well.",Get out of here with your logic. +Best Strength boost players I'm trying to boost my team with strength so My HB strength trucks instead of agility,"Gronk, mvp dak, NTL, 98 Favre" +Holy fuck 9k upvotes and 56% total...holy shit the brigading is real. #TOP KEK,b-b-but the donald don't brigade anyone no sir +Garuda havencraft counters? Like really? I meet them and it's very hard to kill the value amulets. Please help me :) I'm in B0,The best counter is to play Garuda Haven. +Realistic record prediction? I am one of the more optimistic Bulls fans out there and I really believe we can get over 40 wins somewhere around 44 and make the playoffs. I really feel like we are an underrated defensive team that can cause some trouble.,41-41 +With that beautiful 7 for 28 from the old gymnasium,Wow are you disrespecting this guy? +"Filipino redditors, how do you think Philippine culture will be if American influence is removed?",Walang maarteng conyo sa mga coffee shops at kung saan saan pa +Wow! A mii swordfighter? In a Guest1111 region? That swordfighter player must be incredibly skilled and also super cool,"this pokecheese guy is pretty unique, but miis carry that person tbh" +Torchlight 2 low fps My friend and I are trying to play Torchlight 2 but the game is locked at 24 fps and I cant seem to unlock it. Any suggestions?,make it fullscreen instead of borderless window +Hello. I have no idea why this exists either.,Do you know why the defunct bot is a moderator? +KT Arrows were better than SKT in s4 when they had Kakao and Rookie.,That's why I said half... +It's also the symbol for silver.,It's also a symbol for First Majestic Silver Corp on NYSE. +I don't know... grandparent maybe?,"Yeah, it'd be extremely hard for me to choose, I don't think I could." +The naivety that some people think good'ol corporations will behave on their own,This is the sole reason why I thought Gary Johnson was a joke. +"I'm miffed that for the past 3 weeks, I've been trying to squeeze blood from a stone, and get active discussion out of the community, and this is what does it.",We did it! +The lush forests of HS Thompson are still here after the update,you dropped your +"Just use the HDMI. If any part of the signal is put over DVI, then end result won't be 4k. There's just not enough bandwidth on the connector.",what if you increase the width of the band +"One thing that's been bugging me is how in Wrath the big counter to undead was Light. Now, the big counter to fel is... light. But it is not to the big counter to void and shadow.",The undead scourge are a legion creation. +Basically any 87 except for Kucherov at this point.,"To be a little specific, do you have Shattenkirk, Voracek, Kesler, or Vlasic?" +So your saying that Gary Cohn who is RIGHT NOW president and COO of goldman sachs is somehow also an ex employee and has no tie to the company that he is president and coo of?,Didn't I just read that Cohn was smoozing Trump trying to get a position but not the one that the article is about getting a job? +Is there a way to go into an empty or almost empty DZ server? I just want to get to DZ level 99 without having to deal with rogues who camp the door or other players who help me kill a boss only to kill me because I took the loot. I love running around and killing bosses in the DZ but there is ALWAYS a group of rogues who just want to shit on your fun. What's fun about camping the DZ door for an easy kill?,I'm sorry but at this point if you're being camped at the door you're part of your own problem. +"My mother and grandmother both have an iPad 3,1 and they are both fine with it. I have no idea how many years old that thing is but it's still trucking along for her needs. My father was thinking about getting my mom an iPad Air 2 for Christmas but I advised against it. The iPad Air 2 is now 2 years old and still has 2GB of RAM. As does the 9.7 Pro. That's pretty sad IMO.",2gb of ram is definitely enough for iOS for at least another 2 years... and the Air 2 is still a good buy imo +Theres only 1 folder,Check it it should be in *RANDOM PILE OF NUMBERS* followed by 730 +Look at the turkey neck. What a fatty.,great political discussion +"I checked it, its not a sub yet.",Thank you llama Thank you so much for doing what I could not +"Rather than worry about less accidents which is a good thing, why don't they just boost research into growing organs from people's own stem cells? Seems more productive long term",If only if it was that easy :) +Either as long as its the same on both eyes.,"I see, thank you!" +"What's the last meal you ate for dinner? With only that information, what is the person you're replying to's life and personality like?",I haven't eaten in two days and I don't remember. +I drew a picture representing the hours I spent stalking my friend whilst playing fitting music.,Every party needs a Bard! +And he hasn't even taken office yet.,He's ___that___ effective! +"(PC) Is there a way to remove film grain effect ? Game is amazing, but i am really annoyed by this film grain effect, which is absolutely unecessary in FPS Multiplayer game",Can you send a screenshot? +De ce voteaza cativa tineri romani cu PSD,R E P O S T E P O S T +Alaska? E un Metin pentru fiecare stat American? Atunci ma bag si eu la un Metin 2 Detroit :)),"Din ce imi amintesc , Detroit e cartier." +Edgy,Useful comment +"Zalman 1250W platinum psu - $99.99. $70 international shipping killed this deal though. 750GB crucial SSD - $99.99 8TB external HDD x 10 - $170 each Evga 750 GQ - Free. I emailed amazon if they could ship me a power cord for my country, as it only has a USA power cord. They gave me a full refund and told me to get the power cord locally. Wtf, but I'll take it lol. Originally it was $55 on amazon.",Are you going to run a Scrapyard Wars type dual-PSU system with all that 2000W of power you have? +"All good advice and I absolutely agree that the average person will be perfectly reasonable and reassured but it's the tough ones like ... Dr. Jones **always** used to give me antibiotics as soon as I began coughing because he knew that I am prone to bronchitis. When in reality, poor Dr. Jones who is living in Boca Raton and happily retired, probably just gave up the good fight after being worn down for years and years! Joking, not joking.",They probably need a CXR so they can be sure to R/O pneumonia for their cough X1 day. +"Since Valve is updating all the player skins, I would love to see the Arctic Avengers back in the game",but only for as_tundra pls +Only 1 Arena Orb when logging in from maintenance,Zilch for me too. +"Move entire system from HDD to SSD So I am planning on swapping out the hard drive in my laptop to an SSD. How would I go about moving abosutley EVERTHING (including windows license, etc) to the new SSD? I know that since my laptop has only 1 sata connection i will have to get a sata to USB adapter, and I will need a flash drive with some program on it to do the swap, but what is the best program to do this and maybe a tutorial?","AOMEI Backupper, you will need to post small ad to fb or g+ to unlock clone to ssd option, and it will allow you to transfer your OS with one click" +"Considering a dose has no permanent side effects, wouldn't cost more that 25 dollars and lasts 6 hours, it should be the first resort.","Yeah but it's a drug, if you take it you're gonna end up on the street sucking dick for fungi" +"I actually think this is quite an amusing way of showing demographics, it's just a shame they haven't shown population density.",Yeah cause that's a fact +PLEASE PARAGRAPHS,K doaler +He look child,"Me think, why waste time say lot word, when few word do trick" +Kirk Cousins Named NFC Offensive Player Of The Month,Julie will be very proud +Best coffee in Boston? Visiting Boston soon and looking for some great coffee from a local shop/roaster. Any tips?,Dunkin' +Lethal League my friend... Lethal League...,If only more people played it! +"To all the unemployed folks out there.... Well, at least you're hopefully missing this morning's commute.",Unemployed folks need not worry about gaining any extra weight this holiday season due to not being able to afford food. +7 because they are 5 levels which means dragon wouldn't get the first,Until Fafnir gets the Ullr treatment like Tyr +I'm from California and I kind of associate Oregon with racism TBH. But I do like most everything else about Oregon.,"Huh...I'm from Indiana, and I associate California with racism." +I have a hard time wondering how some people expect it to work when they are blatantly pretending to be someone else. Do they expect their wit and charm to win over a chick so much that it doesn't matter that they were lying about their pictures in the first place?,"No, they want nudes." +After photos?,not in the hole thats for sure +Do we even *have* to do this whole October thing? Can't we skip it?,"Well, at least we'll get a demo on the 18th of October, with at least one reward we can bring to the full game" +Because obviously politicians must be above the law to properly guide us away from harm.,"someone's got to be above the law, or there's no purpose of having laws in the first place" +Taliesin Jaffe in Explorers I was watching the 1985 movie called Explorers starring River Phoenix and Ethan Hawke. I decided to look up the rest of the cast and found that Taliesin Jaffe is in this movie! He makes an appearance at 13 minutes into the movie. He's a little blonde headed boy running through the kitchen. It's on Netflix if you want to check it out.,Now I'm imagining one of those scolded-by-mom-with-your-full-name moments with Percy's gloriously long name. +Another BF1 giveaway! Just leave a comment and I'll pick a winner at 10PM EST this evening.,Chocolate Banana Cream Puff +Washington Post's unbalanced reporting on Bill Clinton alleged son,"No personal Blogs, can you not read the rules?" +The best signature move,"even though hes a plum, i do miss old kp" +Do we really need 3 threads on this now?,Can't wait until it starts and there's a ton of angry threads. +"The Catalonian Anarchists had gulags, just sayin'.",Democratic community sanction camps more like. +"Interesting. I'm from Texas, and the largest minority population in my area was Hispanic (BY FAR). But my mother's (and her friends) derogatory welfare queen shots were always aimed at black women. They had different racist assumptions about Hispanic women (and men).",Your mom may just really hate black people. +Time Loop movies that don't suck,Someone forgot Harry Potter and the prisoner of Azkaban ... +"My understanding is that it is just tax breaks. So they aren't *receiving* taxpayer money, but they are keeping money that should rightfully go to the government, which means the government is going to use other taxpayer money when they otherwise would be able to use Carrier's taxpayer money.",Looks like Trump's plan to lower the national debt in action! +"I too live in an area just like this. Trump signs everywhere in my city, yet these same people are driving new Jaguar F-Types and Merc S classes with the occassional Bentley or Ferrari thrown in. Yet these people think they have it bad? Try being me the guy making 9 bucks an hour and on food stamps while still working 40 hours a week.",Have you tried working more? +Over 4.5 million uniques visited r/The_Donald in November.,What's a unique? +"Most drugs aren't expensive because they are hard to produce, it's because of the time it takes to discover the drug, the testing that is involved, the marketing, and a variety of other factors (some of which do involve greed).",You mean I didn't show up Bayer when I made ASA in first year chem? +We have too many potholes in our parking lots to test... We can't even push our old car across campus without it bottoming out.,Perfect for when the competition goes back to the Silverdome parking lot! +I think purge is saying that at least he spends a large portion of his time ruining the game for toxic players.,"My interpretation was he spends his time with toxic players, which is a punishment in itself." +We have gone what 4 years without it we will survive with out it,Yeah we need even more frustation. +"What spell do you think is underrated? I believe Bless is underrated. Adding a d4 to 3(or 1 more pre additional spell level) people for every attack roll up to a minute can really change the tide of war. Pick it up as any non-magical (magical innate feat) user, like a fighter, so you can help yourself and 2 other people make sure your attacks land.",Wish +xbox 360 power brick is inside the shoe box,"GO BACK TO YOUR PEASANT GAMING SUBREDDIT YOU CASUAL, PCMR IS FOR ASCENDED ONLU" +Will this work on a Note 7 and if I get to 10k steps will the watch explode???,if you can get to 10k steps without a note 7 exploding you win EVE +"I understand that, but the title is completely different. It's not even similar to the previous title.","Yeah, because the previous title didn't rank in searches like the creator hoped." +I swear there isn't a single thread about Skyrim on the internet that doesn't end up with people talking about how much they disliked it,Yeah I hate Skyrim too +Edward Timbhands,why am I dying at this shit? +And some just use their pets.,That could've used a +"You got pussy we did not, I'd be in your shoes anyday.",Because Im sure sex would be your biggest priority when you have schitzophrenia. +"Looking for an AoE wind mon for GB10 speed team. Have Amir and Lagmaron in my box, both 5* unskilled. Who would be better for speed GB10 team?","Both good, Lagmaron probably better" +"Truth or Dair! Welcome (back) to Truth Or Dair! The rules of Truth or Dair are simple. Comment Truth for a question of any type - relating to smash of course. Comment Dair for a Smash challenge (Add 64, M, B, PM, 3DS, or 4 for game preferences). If you pick Dair, please try to provide some form of evidence. Yes you can do both! Please stick around and post your own questions and challenges to the other participants! Most importantly: Have fun!","Truth **Games** : Smash 64, Brawl, Flash, Sm4sh, Slime Rancher, TF2 and Pokemon **Mains**: Pikachu in 64 and Brawl, Marth and Zelda in Flash, and Ness, Ike and Megaman in Sm4sh." +"SEA.........HAWKS!!! never heard of SEA in this context, what's it stand for?",South East Asia +"Ajattelet Leevi Lehdon Ulysses-suomennosta vuodelta 2012. Finnegans Wakea ei ole kukaan suomentanut, ainakaan julkaistavaksi asti.","Kiitos, olet oikeassa." +Yep. Capitalism is horrible.,"Yeah, and communism is amazing" +But it's the Fang of Critias that makes Mirror Force Dragon! D:,Still doesn't help the card become an archetype. +"Fair enough, though are you suggesting that Left Leg is more godly then Nekroz of Cow Jesus Waifu?","... Well, I mean, it's a Leg, so it's ALWAYS gonna kick ass." +"I feel like I am doing it wrong :/ Invested in the PAX 2 just about a month ago and I'm not getting much out of it. I've tried changing temperatures, half to full oven and patterns of breathing. I see all the love in here for the product so I'm just wondering what I might be doing wrong. Any tips on how else to work this thing?",How fine a grind are you using? +"If you go through their comment history, it is ALL pro trump. Funny stuff.",Maybe he just realizes how much of a cuck he is and that trump is actually right about everything. +Beyond lonely by Tyson-WH,Some reason it made me think of Naruto where Sasuke leaves the village +no matter how good he performed it shows how broken ranked still is,So you're saying the #1 McCree in the world doesn't deserve to be GM @ 4400? +"Glorious Sanguinila servants of the Emperor! Let us feast in the name of one of the greatest of the Emperor's sons, who gave his life so all of humanity may live theirs! To Sanguinius!",HIS WILL BE DONE. +You need to visit the top one before you even consider the bottom one.,"Have fun burning in hell, SLUT." +Insurance company asking for proof that I'm no longer driving for lyft.. .. and Lyft told me they wouldn't send me anything. How do I prove I'm not doing something to my insurance company if Lyft won't provide anything?,"If the request doesn't work, you could scream at every pax till enough complaints get you deactivated." +And what is the difference besides the 200 years?,one has already happenned and we can do nothing about it and the other one is happening right now. +<------ Number of people filtering The_Donald the fuck out of r/all.,Only 49 people? +"Therapists do counseling to help people, not have clients spend money for the rest of their lives and become dependent on them. Therapy is supposed to eventually end.",Sounds like commie shit to me +That's one bloody derpy zed,So graceful. +Doesn't mean that he can't *also* be irrationally angry at it as well though.,"With your powers combined, **I** am **REALLY PISSED**" +"Mimiron's is the new one, not Dr. Balanced.","That's what he said, the best legendary!" +Say ittt,lol good god... I Dunap Who? +"Personally, I think their thin crust is superb.",And that hotline heavy is real good. +"Lol, why are you getting mad? All I did was point out an error, no need to be so defensive.","I'm not mad; we, Spaniards, talk like this all the time." +"All since I have unlimited data and don't have to worry about downloading. Sorry for your sitch, though, fellow Office bro/bro-dette.","Respectfully, screw you." +"A bit of a bully. He has on numerous occasions advised several young youtubers to kill themselves, he has sent SWAT teams to one guy several times, sent SWAT teams to other people as well. He is the very definition of a bully, and deserves every bit of shit he gets from anyone.",Back in the cod days when he wasn't as big he'd pick on Woodysgamertag's autistic 9 year old son. +"No, bullets don't penetrate",Literally unplayable +Donald Trump and his entire entourage are the best proof that feminism is still necessary that's come along in years.,*triggered* +"I think the same traits that might lead you to be bullied (lower social skills, being more reactive emotionally, lower IQ) might lead to one also not being able to cope with being bullied without some outside support. My point isn't that kids ever deserve it, just that it's important to stand up for people, even when they seem to bring it on themselves. Even adults will stand by and watch when kids get bullied, possibly thinking maybe the bullying children will modify the bullied child's behavior in a positive way.","Yeah smart people are never bullied, it's just a silly meme" +Oh I've been following. It's just so damn stupid. People can't seem to issue a damn bit of common sense.,You're right it's god damn moronic that one would think its *possible* for a connector that has configirable pin function as per the patent to possibly carry an analog signal. +Biggest in terms of drama. Not really in terms of competitive impact. These changes in Korea will shape how 70% of Worlds knockout stage will look next year.,"Not really Korea always wins those, the knockout stage will be the same just different teams." +ALT + Invisibility does not work. The Invisibility talent for Medivh doesn't work when you use ALT with it.,If you bind invisible to F4 and then alt-cast it makes the whole game go invisible +"306 to 232. What an epic victory. Voters strongly rejected Clinton and her divisive message. You guys can sit here and fumble through various definitions that make you happy. We won, and we won decisively!","Yup, that was the last election ever." +Can someone help me get the exact text and symbols from his clan name? I been wanting this type of text for my clan for months. Thank you for your time.,"It'll be perfect, then no one can search your clan name to join." +Poll: Only 1 in 4 want ObamaCare repealed,"Yes, but more would support TRUMP repealing it if you subtract the illegals that voted in the poll." +"LIVE Stream: President-Elect Donald Trump Rally in Cincinnati, OH 12/1/16",Kasich BTFO +I'm on NA and it's down as well,I dunno then......bloody French... +"Does that leave the underlings on the hook then, or is there nobody legally responsible in this case? I understand it isn't fair to the employees either way - just curious what the official legal answer is on this one.",It left the middle management who showed their employees how to cheat on the hook who were all fired. +Forget the silly Starbucks cup thing. Please explain why people can take stands in the name of religion that are considered bigoted/prejudicial and illegal in any other context. a few glaring examples: Westboro Baptist Church The Catholic Church actively shielding child molesters and pedophiles from prosecution.,"Because this world is a very broken place, full of broken people in need of a savior." +"If she asks why you're leaving her, tell her you don't even have time to explain why you don't have time to explain.",I think we have a winner! +Why would you not trust a normal adult male nonsexually sleeping with a teen girl?,I wouldn't trust the teen girl. +"Donald Trump was selected, not elected.","Grab your tinfoil has boys and girls, I think he's onto something!" +"He's the opposite of Sasuke, when the Third Hokage died Sasuke's reaction was pretty much fuck that guy and all he stood for even though it wasn't his fault for the Uchiha massacre but that other guy. You know the guy with the eyeball fetish who had a giant wood for Senju DNA.","Ah yes, lovable Danzo" +"If he cuts corporate tax rates to 15%, where is the money for this kind of space travel going to come from?",He's gonna make Mexico pay for it. +I still haven't gotten mine and I graduated years ago,I discovered yesterday if you have a long dangly vagina you don't get them +"TFW when there's drama around you, but you anti-social af",That feel when when. +Shelby flirting with prod in the background,What a fucking slut! +No,That's where you're wrong kiddo +"Nah, even the Universal Championship wasn't that stiff. I think it was a replica.",Maybe this belt is the king of stiff style? +"What cards from Kaladesh might make the standard u/w spirits deck? So I just attended my first Magic prerelease, and I really want to go to more events. So I'm thinking of buying into standard with a u/w spirits deck, since I like playing sort of control like. I know [[fumigate]] is an easy pick, but is there anything else I should be putting in?",Liliana the last hope getting banned lol +Say I'm the manager at Walmart and I catch you taking money from the till. I choose to not press charges on you and decide to just fire you instead. Are you seriously saying I can't fire you until I wait for you to go through the court system?,Dickhead +"It was, he had no averages before this game",I believe it doesn't show if your last game with the hero was in Source 1 +To update Sebring and make it F1 worthy would be blasphemy to the endurance world.,"just race on it anyway, who cares if all the drivers lose their spines" +"INTP style How do you guys keep track on your style? As an INTP girl I think is really difficult to dress and I really wish I could not maintain a style, just wear some messy stuff but this is an aesthetic world.",What the fuck is INTP +#1 draft pick Auston Matthews shatters glass with a one timer,neat.. but thats not gonna win any games +Donald Trump Extends Campaign Season to the Transition Phase With A Thank You Rally In Ohio,I mean what else is he going to do until Jan 20? +"Do a lot of people confuse how long it takes to rebuild? Since the leafs are mid rebuild I've been reading a lot of people saying it's just the start of it now that they got Matthews but I disagree. Ill use other successful teams as an example the penguins didn't start rebuilding in 2004 they started in 2002 when they drafted Ryan Whitney and didn't end until 2007, The blackhawks didn't start in 2006 with toews they started with Cam Barker in 2004 3rd overall. To me the leafs rebuild didn't start with Auston Matthews it started with William Nylander so really they are about half way through it before the team will really compete. You don't usually get the face of the team at the start of the rebuild infact its usually one of the last pieces you draft.","You could be stuck in the shithole that the Oilers,Browns,76ers,and Mariners are in or figure it out and be the Seahawks,Pens,Cavs,or Giants.Depends on the management and hitting on players in the draft consistently" +Is armored skeptic considered a neckbeard? I didn't think he did anything deserving of that title,"Hmm, besides complaining about the evils of 3rd wave feminism to bringing up the finer points of ethics in gaming journalism, to being so butthurt from Laci Green, to bashing on the new ghostbusters for daring to have FFFEEEEMALES in it, I agree, he totally doesn't deserve the title of neckbeard." +"Sounds like your job is holding you back. If you're working 80 hours a week for 20k and your productivity increases aren't valued, seems like a good time to update your resume IMHO.","Yeap, the one good thing about this job is that it looks great on a resume haha" +You get paid either way. You have a contract.,Right I forgot pro athletes don't give a shit about winning +I commented below. It takes about a week because 3 fittings are required.,"Thanks, yes I will be there a few times over a month so the fittings will not be an issue" +Being totally fair and honest that is exactly how men react whenever a woman exists in a game,Yup that's why Tomb raider is so unsuccessful +If you could bring back one canceled tv show what would it be?,Do you honestly expect any other response than Firefly? +Had this phone for a while now and finally took advantage of the Hi-Fi da. Damn it sounds good,Dislikes: Trent Reznor +for real. how long are we supposed to wait for that to get fixed? aren't they getting ready for like the 3rd expansion? and we still have this problem.,Infinites and the DS exploit are intended since they are still in the game +Laura Ingraham: Tonight Kasich was actually booed at a Trump rally in his home state. 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system Flawed system Flawed system Flawed system Flawed system Flawed system Flawed system Flawed system Flawed system Flawed system Flawed system Flawed system Flawed system Flawed system,this thread is destroying my inbox +UNITE!,BROTHERHOOD AND UNITY! +We need a winter themed map now that christmas is near we need a winter themed map or just make an existing map snowy themed with christmas settings it will be refreshing,I'm pretty amazed that Warhead Junction hasn't already had a nuclear winter +What is something you should never wear to work ?,Klan hood +how much is it worth for you?,"You're selling, you tell me :)" +I need your fiora clips! hey guys im currently making a montage for fiora and i need some of your best clips to make it better. They must be in at least 720p and you will get credited if you add a name! thanks guys,But... but they're mine.... +"Time does not exist. There are endless dimensions, and first of all the 4th dimension is not time. Time does not exist, it's just a way for us humans to give the past a VALUE. This VALUE us homosapiens created is not the VALUE other species use. God does not use it. Whatever happened has happened. Just because the 4th dimension is outside the space-time continuum, it doesn't mean we come out of this VALUE we created. It's something else. It is a new colour. A colour we may never perceive. We are limited by our IMAGINATION. Why do you think we cant imagine new colours? Its because when we IMAGINE we take the knowledge we know, and shape it into a new idea. Our brain can not think in 4th dimension terms... formulas can not prove it either since 'math' is a purely in our IMAGINATION. If you were wondering why I used capitals for VALUE and IMAGINATION, well its because I came up with a little definition for the two. V = Mathematical representation of the past and future (humans call it time) I = All the knowledge of a human brain reshaped by an idea.",I think it's time to call it a day. +Wismec rx200s wattage stuck Can anybody help me i have a newish rx200s which i use in TC mode. I cant altered the wattage it is stuck on 250 w. which causes a temperature protection error. I have the latest software. I treid four clicks on the fire button to try to adjust wattage but it does nothing! thanks,Three clicks not four +"We live in a world where information is spread so quickly that by the time something is proven fake, it's already accepted as true. -Ethan Klein (slightly tweaked by me) It's scary how accurate this has become. It doesn't just apply to YouTube videos, but to news articles and reports. It seems like there's no way to rectify it and we're just going to live in a world where stupidity and falsehoods reign supreme.",The most recent one being the 'Russia hack to help Trump' Backed by nothing at all. +Nolan has no name recognition. Peoplrr just see the Batman thing and they flock to the theatres. Not because of Nolan,"Interstellar, Inception, The Dark Knight, The Prestige, Memento... yeah, nobody knows who this Nolan guy is." +In this comment chain: nobody gets that it's a joke.,"Har, har, dumb blonde" +Shoulda got a real laptop,Haha yeah man Xcode and a unix based environment is so bad +"If you won't vote against a fascist because you feel snubbed by the only person who can beat a fascist, then the problem is you.","Then, by all means, keep belittling them and see if they care Hopefully, they'll understand and vote for the next Democratic candidate" +....this was me the first time I found a locked door. Lesson learned!,fuck you.... +Depends on why she's going home with him,"Rape, obviously." +Found this on a rack at an Op-shop (thrift shop) in Australia today,Doesn't look like an AFL team so it must be junk! +Barely... Of course it is a comment that real populists can prevail,A victory is a victory. +he slept with all our wives :'(,Cucks +My not being in bed with Rachel Riley right now,That woman is a goddess +I just can't imagine what it's like playing in bronze 5,yeah probably cuz you're bronze 3 xD +"You know what's ridiculous about that picture I posted? I can't figure out how to send pictures from my phone to my computer, so I took the picture and posted it to a Telegram chat that I am a part of. Then I used Sharex to select the region of the picture and then I posted it to reddit (hence the cursor). I think that's probably the worst and least efficient way for me to do something like that, but I have lost hope about ever easily taking a picture on my phone and then putting it on my computer.","Download Pushbullet, it's a great app that allows you to share photos between your phone and your computer (and back) and it's really easy to use." +She single? Nah but seriously good job on spoiling the wife brah,"All yours brah, sharing is caring." +"Weird, second time in an hour I've seen this gif.",Wow you're right hmmm freaky deaky. +"Dear lord, please make them stop!",It's always pretty small and sometimes they miss anyways. +"It's definitely there, can't remember where but I got it relatively early",It's at the Chocobo ranch in Duscae. +Shane Smeltz returns to Wellington Phoenix,Hopefully Duncan brings his mouthguard on Boxing Day if Smeltz plays. +"I watch lots of e-sports and I hate it being called a sport, it just sounds so wanky, like a cry for attention. Especially the people who get triggered when you dare call them not real sports. I don't think video gaming is a sport, does it matter? not really","read the two comments above yours, maybe you'll learn something." +I have a pretty negative one.,Found the heretic! +I take it you didn't actually play either game.,I played both. +"this is fear mongering at its finest, I don't even like trump but seriously?",It happened in Canada. +"If you had to choose one thing to remember forever about Pretty Little Liars, what would it be? And no sarcasm for once, lol.",Bitches get buried. +Missouri prints credits and quick summary of Graf Spee,"Man, I would absolutely love to have a super tester on my team in a tier 9 sit and do nothing an entire match just to see how many credits they make" +"It's not complete, they're still translating it to French.",toss it through google translate +But Patches is supposed to be meta defining!,(He means [[Wickerflame Burnbristle]]) +"Nice. As if the water shortage on the Navajo reservation wasn't bad enough. Let's start a cash crop that uses six gallons of water per plant per day because fuck it, why not. How do these morons get elected?","if hemp is anything like weed, they dont like lots of water" +"Not the sex icon we want, just the one we need right now",Not the sex icon we want speak for yourself +Exactly! Fees go up until enough people stop using Bitcoin entirely.,Free market in action! +Add me anyway :)? love your safari,Uggggg fine +What building is this view of downtown Vancouver taken from?,Are those broken glass? +saberstalker from tanaan.,Ta =) +"Yes it's another Halloween tutorial, but I love Glam and Gore's new Jack-O-Lantern look! Thoughts?",This looks awful and I love it. +"Proof Of Huge Democrat Election Fraud - Mail Returned, Votes Still Cast",FAKE NEWS! +NA XBOX Scrim Need Scrims soon hmu GT AKA THE BUSTA,my team will destroy yours +Lena Paul,why i can recognize the fucker guy by his mole? +You can't touch your right elbow with your right hand,"Fuck you,guy." +It took about 20minutes for the effect to work. Where i went wrong was thinking that she was done throwing up when she wasn't,Thanks for the expert tip. +I built his PC but never knew how he set up his cables. Also I'd never let him use a dirty fucking AMD card.,I meant CPU +"With Rosbergs immediate retirement from F1, has there ever been as big of a surprise in NASCAR? What is the biggest surprise in NASCAR history?",Kenseth to JGR +"Well that's probably why they're doing this study, the busses don't run every 1-3 mins that a gondola would run (cars continuously circulate the run of cable) it's also not subject to traffic and would also serve as a tourist attraction since it would give great views of the entire city",Yea... I can see so many tourists clamoring to go to/from Rosslyn to ride a gondola. +"Camp number 4 is still on the table, the location is unknown. Either it's being debated or the bomb has yet to drop on the unsuspecting neighborhood residents.",They must be debating between Magnolia or Laurelhurst +A Trump Surrogate Drops the Mic: 'There's No Such Thing as Facts',Facts are like statistics you can read anything you want into the facts just like statistics. +Yeah I change to menthol when I'm ill haha,Haha menthol is glass dust that you're coating your lungs in haha. +I cant wait to see what drone footage we have in 10 years. It's going to be so epic.,You're assuming the planet will still have wildlife to film in 10 years. +Jennifer is a she.,How dare you assume Jennifer's gender! +"Tell me about it, bro. I was raised a poor black child in Mississippi, but I managed to turn out white.",Congratulations! +You mean like overwatch?,"Yeah, nobody has ever done a game like overwatch before...." +"It's not a stock, but a cheek rest to keep the pistol status of the gun.",I'm think he was being sarcastic +But obviously we're all running mill decks. I'm looking at you Hunter.,These dang Warlocks with their mill tech! +"We're like the Navigator's Guild, except we don't have to become fish-people in order to join.","I wouldn't mind having a bit of Spice Melange for my space journeys, though, if you know what I mean ;-)" +To the lady who blames Trump's potential Treasury Secretary for taking her house,Thanks Obama +Hacking is seriously getting out of hand.,BUT KILLCAM IS NOT ACCURATE AND IT DOESN'T SHOW WHAT EXACTLY HAPPENS ON PLAYER'S SCREEN +"Sorry, you're right. Seems so habitual now or maybe I'm just drinking too much r/nba kool-aid. I love basketball.","You didn't yell it like Metta, I'm having some doubts" +Above Average - 1/5s @ f/4 | ISO 800 | 50mm,"Aside from the comments about the nature of the photo, which I'll admit I felt a little off about... Thats a really well focused image from what I am guessing is free held at 1/5 sec" +Crosley Cruiser's Before They Were Cool,Speakers are on the same surface ad the turntable..unusable. +"Wow, apologist at their finest",He's just keeping it one hunna. +Ok...,Looks like a pretty good deal though I might order a couple for myself +Why I think Fernando Santos was the best manager this year,its the +they,4 +"Henry here. SegWit is a crucial update for building the 2nd layer of Bitcoin, which is the only way to achieve truly unlimited scaling. It's so important that it is not difficult to predict that this conflict may lead to consequences. With the consequences I'm referring to anything that the Bitcoin community might do if there were a hostile 51% attack. It's a similar situation. As I have said in the past, I don't mind a hard fork. The BU group can fork if they wish, and that is OK. It's much more OK than blocking SegWit. In any event I don't see this issue as relevant yet. It's still early and the SW signaling will only start in a month or so. And based on that signaling a lot of things will be decided. For instance, is ViaBTC in the small minority, or does it have lots of other support? We'll see. In any case I don't really see a scenario where SegWit is not applied. That's likely not going to happen. It's the basis of all 2nd layer development and it even allows us to soft fork a new key & signing scheme to protect from quantum computing. Important update. It's more of a matter of when and how. Will the other side concede or fork. How ugly it gets. And so on.","There shouldn't be a second layer without a solid, robust, healthy, thriving first one!" +"Also, I accidentally discovered triangle/Y honks the horn.",The real LPT is always in the comments. +"So is Michael apparently. They're always all there, they might as well still be married.",OMG Deb's reaction to his new girlfriend... so priceless. +My boy Childish Gambino just dropped. Weeknd just dropped. Drake gonna drop. Cole bout to drop. Cudi also gonna drop. Like whhhhat!! I feel like a kid at the candy store with all this new music :),So much dis +"Got called out at school today Be me, nursing student, sitting outside at school working on old laptop. Five inch penguin on backside of screen. Cute girl walking past with friends I like your sticker! Me: oh thanks! Guy: Do you run Linux?l Me: oh yeah Guy: awesome! (Walking away, to girl) I never see anyone running Linux feelsgoodman.jpg",The person sitting next to me rn is running Ubuntu. +Meddler noting both WW and Galio updates will be in 2017 + WW will be out b4 next new champion.,In b4 WW becomes a skill shot +"The original article was essentially C is hard for beginners and tripping over semi colons is hard for beginners, especially if they learned using Python","I learned on BASIC and at no point did the semicolons in C give me issue, nor did the lack of line numbers." +"The usual rant: Being 7 or 8 years out into the land of maintenance and vanity weight, I often hear from people who haven't known me that long that I can eat a particular junk/amount because I'm young and small. I have yet to find a polite way to say nah, I was fat and it's *not* going to happen again. I don't even have any good pictures to back me up, either.","nah, see that was baby fat it's different!" +i3? sad day.,Yeah why no X99 1080 SLI what a peasant +"What you have encountered here is sarcasm that addresses the irony of law-abiding citizens who would like a CCW to protect themselves, but the government doesn't allow us to do so, so we cannot CCW or even open carry to protect ourselves against criminals with guns. Meanwhile, this gentlemen who rear-ended the poor fella does NOT have a CCW, yet he still CC's and in this case he felt the need to illegally possess, discharge, and wound an innocent person with his firearm. The irony is that those who want to CCW would not go around shooting people, yet we aren't allowed to CCW. Meanwhile, criminals who don't give a fuck about the law and the CCW permit STILL CC and again, in this case, shoot someone for no god damned reason. Criminals do not care about gun laws, they're going to do what they're going to do. All gun laws do is make it more difficult (or impossible) to own/operate a firearm for those of us who are not criminals and would never ever use our firearms for criminal activity, only protection of ourselves and those around us from people like this guy who illegally shot the poor fella who got rear-ended on the bridge.","Things would be so much better if the other motorist fired back, and we had a shootout on the bridge." +"Or better yet, appoint Bernie Madoff to the Federal Reserve.",he does trust the jews for his money +That's a clever way to always be right about your opinion. They're just crazy if they don't agree with my point of view!,It's crazy to think you're not being treated unfairly with this paid DLC on a early access game. +No?,You'd be a lot cooler if you did +"Gudbranson admits it was wrong, not actually going to kill Martin","Ted Bundy never thought he was going to commit murder either, I bet." +What question should you never ask a stranger?,what's your social security number? +GOP messaging is a bit inconsistent as to whether the bigger nightmare scenario is immigrants getting jobs or immigrants drawing welfare.,obviously they do both +"**SOMEONE GILD THIS KID, HE SPAKE THE TRUTH.**",if only srs had a gilding system that didn't give this shitty website money +"Oh, I guess that's the motto of this sub right?",U mad u got rekt son? +How do you long something for the wrong reason? As long as you're long the stock doesn't discriminate.,"Instead of waiting for their advancements in 5 years, you are longing them for their earnings" +"When it's done can you tag me, I want to see it in all it's glory!",Yes I too want to see a build using an antec case +"Waaaaaait. You're RP aware, and engaged to a rape victim? Dude. This will end badly.",Not everyone knows that once the female human is raped their lizard hindbrain turns them into a cock munching carousel rider Obvious +"Hillary wasn't appealing enough, therefore we are going to vote in a way that allows an authoritative demagogue to control the white house. Hillary has many faults in appealing to many voters. But Stein and Johnson voters actively choose to support a candidate with no hope of winning over preventing an egomaniac from winning.","Yeah, fuck me for voting for the candidate that was closest to my personal views." +"That is coincidentally located, on the right side of the sink.","But there are two, probably three, sinks" +"English defence league. You know, the racist backwards hooligan lot that miss the days you could beat up a guy on a night out for being black and those pooftahs should all be shot because they touch children, if you don't stand up for the national anthem you don't belong here and waving the St George's flash everywhere, that sort of thing?",Sound like the most American Englishmen ever. +In higher mmr people definitely take it seriously than lower mmr. Not as seriously as comp obviously but they at least don't do 6 dps comps,"for me it's the reverse, I use quick play to chill so I dont have to tryhard like in high MMR comp." +I'll get Wido- I mean Winston.,Roadhog is completely balanced and not broken at all +''it doesn't happen to me therefore it isn't real'' fuck off mate,"Noooo, you can't be such a bigot, stooooop." +The birther movement was started by the clinton campaign during the primary so McCain wasn't important at the time,Oh we're still repeating this one? +"I've grown disappointed over the last couple of weeks. Chong, while easily the most moderate and electable of the group has come across as milquetoast. He's altogether forgettable. He has some solid policy, but he can't marry that to a personality that draws people in. All-in-all, he's bland - he's the shredded wheat of candidates. The rest? Either have too much baggage, aren't likeable or are basically running to raise their own profile. Not a candidate I would consider worth, or likely, to be PM. We need someone who stands for something with broad appeal and the ability to connect with people. Everyone has aspects of that, but don't have the whole enchilada.",Harper was milquetoast and he was in power for almost a decade. +"HL recently - longer queues and lower quality matches I just wanted to see if anyone else was experiencing what I believe I have been since the Varian patch. I play low diamond/high platinum and it seems like HL queues are getting longer, say 3-5 minutes. Also I believe I have started seeing much poorer drafting (roles left unfulfilled, double stealth, solo non-viable tanks, easily countered hero's picked first) and poorer play in general (10+ deaths, ignoring objectives, camp timings, poor talenting). I fully realise it could all be in my head, just putting it out there.","I only lost 5+6 games recently, so I think its fine.." +"If every inanimate object suddenly came to life, could talk, and became sarcastic and rude and always complained about how you're using it wrong, which would be the most annoying?",Q tips +i dont think they are allowed to do that,"If you only have one module left, why would you have to pay for the whole thing?" +"That really depends on your viewpoint. After doing a ton of research, I think the OT is mostly baloney.","Even if you take just the NT, most Christians read it to mean god is changing the rules with the temporary death of Jesus." +This is **not normal for a democracy.**,"we are not a democracy, we are republic" +LF1M Flawless ToO Please be experienced and communicate well/callouts. Leave psn,TheNoirMercenary - King of the pronoun game +All 3 generations probably have a magnesium deficiency,"Yes, I've totally had a magnesium deficiency since I was ten years old despite having been confirmed by a physician to not have a magnesium deficiency." +MRW I'm a furry and someone tells me to go where I belong.,"I've thought about becoming a furry, just because I think my chances of getting laid will increase dramatically once people can't see what I really look like." +"Hey Admiral Bulldog, big fan here, I would like to ask you some questions if you don't mind, I hope you would answer that: * Do you use quick cast on abilities/items? If you do, which ones? * When you play Broodmother, how do you bind your spiderlings? Big spiderlings + small spiderlings? Or each on its own? * What's your all time favorite 3 songs? * Why did you choose Lepo Lepo to be the end of stream song? * How do you feel about people who use degree Fahrenheit for temperature? * Do you like swimming? * Ever had a tournament where they treated you in a completely shitty way? No need to name, just tell which year. * To be honest, I was expecting you to be OG's new offlaner and S4 their mid, when you both left Alliance and the mid and offlane was available for OG. Was it originally the plan? * Are you interested in casting? I feel like your *serious* personality can bring a lot of knowledge to the panel, you could be like Black^ in TI6. * What role do you think the new patch will buff? (Mid, Roaming, Jungler, Carry, Lane support, Offlane) * Can I have a picture of your autograph? Since I'm kinda tight on money I doubt I can be to any tournament or in Sweden, but I would like to get your autograph and a picture with you one day. Wish you all the best mister Henrik. I hope you will continue having a successful career. To be honest, I have mixed feelings if you want to go back to the pro scene, since you will stream less, but that's kinda selfish of me.","Next time you ask a lot of questions, please use numbers to make it easy for everyone else :/" +Jio could face Rs 500 fine for using PM Modi's pic in ad,A fine of five 100 rupee notes would be really harsh. +"I find it funny that you say girls can't hump that as a negative against women and then turn around to Loxodontist and say you can't hump that, which, since I assume you think he's male, should be a negative against men too, and so by your logic the standards of service should be watered down too. The fact is that the average person isn't going to be able to hump that, but that's what training is for. News flash, women can lift weights and train as well as men can.",You 'assume' as you see fit but training won't overcome biological differences any more than college will overcome stupidity. +"Sort of an unpleasant wobbling, really.",Like the orbit of the earth +What are you missing out on by watching the stream?,The Arby's pro challenge +I sweeeaaar i saw the uncensored version aired on tv for the original air date but then all repeats after that were censored.,You know what you're definitely right because I remember seeing him say violence I remember that everything was all worthwhile instead I could tell that the writers were pissed off that they got intimidated and censored that way +Light the world. What the hell is it? It's like a campaign slogan but about religion? What is this and why do I have to scroll through instagram photos about lighting the world?,It's a propaganda initiative. +Say this again 30 times. #SARAH. #PALIN.,"I mean, how fucking dumb do you have to be to have Sarah Palin correctly point out your mistakes?" +"Well he's a straight man, so that would certainly be surprising.",Lol you may never know +US woman gang-raped inside five-star hotel room in Delhi,Atleast our rapists got better standards than other ones. +"Neither of them were talking about this year, they were talking about the god's release, the first clearly states it","You're right, because Nemesis release was clearly around that time of Camazotz release, wasn't it." +"I can't upvote this enough, they REALLY need to give sixth sense as a default thing. Cmon wargaming ;/",Youll get it if you buy all of the B line premium tanks and their normal counterparts... +"America's had terrible presidents before and survived. Hoover pushed us into the Great Depression; Grant and Harding had wildly corrupt, outright criminal administrations; Tyler, Fillmore and Pierce were huge supporters of slavery; Wilson was a massive racist and Johnson was literally a white supremacist; Buchanan's blunders led to the Civil War; Jackson committed some light genocide. Yet 240 years later here we still are.",None of the ones you listed had a Twitter account either and could be baited with the equivalent of my dad can beat up your dad. +"I think since this dude admitted killing 3 people a few weeks ago, he's decided to keep making up more stories about killing people and it will come a time when everyone will think the first 3 was a lie too. Clever if you ask me. Next week.... I killed a man by shoving my hand up his butt hole, to his mouth and turned him inside out",I saw thousands of Muslims dancing and rejoicing in New Jersey... We have all heard wild claims before. +"Idk why you're avoiding the N word but if you're looking for appropriate rap music, listen to kill you by Eminem.","I simply want to, one day, impress black people." +Approved Giveaway $250 of Xbox Digital Gift Cards. Random winners chosen Saturday noon EST.,"Just this once, it'd be cool to win something." +"lol, don't know if you're serious but you should be able to draw the conclusion yourself. The airplanes didn't have electricity on the outlet.",I was able to charge my iPhone and my MacBook on the same outlet. +"Guess that makes sense. Also, downvoted for my comment? Easily triggered, anyone?","Your comment was pretty stupid, that's why people down voted you." +Wrong place to be when the power goes out in Sherman Oaks,Sherman Oaks isn't a great place to be with the power on. +"Liberal here that sports Bernie gear and professes to love all people..... I can't stand queers, or anyone who decides to make their sexual fetish the focal point of their existence. Can't wait until this fad runs it's course.",Very progressive of you +"You'd be right, propulsive landing has forces in the same direction as liftoff.",landing is launching from an acceleration perspective. +If these mines are such a good idea why can't they get a fucking loan from a private bank?,What these green groups don't get is that this government loan of $1billion is just the invisible hand of the free market at work. +"If it helps, the male version doesn't have Ivankov either.","Well duh, she's a strong independent woman who don't be needing no man." +He labelled himself into the friendzone?,I think he wanted you to prove him that you didn't friendzone him? +she isn't a redbone though.,I thought op meant Bino? +What is your favorite word ?,hirsute +And sacks. He held on to the ball too long. Which also falls on Linehan. No blitz beater on most routes last night,Yea... who gets sacked by the vikings? +FREE RIDE - Wheelhaus Gameplay,Is Adam's fly down? +"I bet all the people answering RH trade pot pennies. Strategy: buy low, sell high",I use RH and if a stock is more then 7 dollars I refuse to trade it as it is too expensive. +"What do you consider Ash's worst mistakes? What do you consider to be the worst mistakes Ash has made during the series? For example, one that has always bothered me was that he used Totodile, Bayleaf, and Noctowl against Harrison when he had Bulbasaur, Squirtle, and Heracross ready to go. Seeing how close the next two matches after Ash's battle with Harrison where made it evident that Ash could have potentially won that league.","Bringing Torkoal in to fight against Tobias... really, Ash?" +Can I meet the guy who gives u these crystals?,5$ for answer +Who you rooting for?,"he supports city so I'm gonna guess, whoever wins" +Stop saying RIP Sparky just because of Electro Wiz,What is dead may never die +"Seriously, who cares? Hillary blew it by ignoring the concerns of industrial workers. Sanders and Trump both understood that. Hillary blew it before she even announced her candidacy by being an outspoken free trade apologist. NAFTA, TPP, and her ties to Wall Street investment banks ruined her in the eyes of unemployed swing state voters. Then, on top of that, she avoided the rust belt to the extent that she didn't visit during the last three months of the election. She could've, right? She could've embarrassed the Republicans in Michigan by grandstanding on the water issue. She could've gone there and addressed the issue of jobs, offered something, anything, to demonstrate that she was concerned. She could've visited the NODAPL site in North Dakota to play to the activists. She did none of that. And by the way, this is one reason the electoral college exists. It's so that the important issues of the less populace states don't get ignored. Hillary forgot that. As a seasoned politician that's very bad. Hillary blew it because fundamentally she didn't offer a plan to the people. She offered social justice to liberals and economic advantage to the elites but that's not enough to attract the scared paycheck-to-paycheck family voters. By the way, I voted for her.",Lots and lots of snowflakes care. +"But it's allll (tap, tap tap) riiight (tap tap) now (tap tap tap) in fact it's a gas (tap tap slide)",\#Triggered The flashbacks are coming back... +"China is the the up and coming nation, not the US. We don't have to bend to their will, but we should be smart with the actions we take. Did Trump gain anything from his insult? If not, then he should STFU.",One of the reasons china is growing so fast is because we have let them eat our lunch for the past 16 years. +Just a nice wholesome children's cartoon like Rugrats or La Blue Girl.,Or Watership Down +I might be reported for aimbotting now :/,"This is clearly a triggerbot, not an aimbot." +"My mom in Moscow 1975. From all the stories she's told me about her travels, I wouldn't be surprised if she was a spy.",Spy or international call girl? +Nice try SingTel engineer.,"They're working on it, cannot be so mean" +Anyone know how he won the appeal?,He handed over his phone +Lie detector test,"It's great, it's crack, it gets you really high." +I don't see why it can't be both,"A trifecta of corrupt, uninformed, and unprepared." +Am I the only one who feels like Patches should be the first ever dual tribe card? Demon Pirate or Pirate Demon. Would have made for an interesting potential Pirate Warlock style deck.,"Yeah, pirates fit really well in Warlock with all the weapons." +Surrounding cities send more people to Denver than L.A. and New York,Damn in-state transplants ruining everything. +That would have been a touchdown if the receiver were to catch the ball,"Thanks, John Madden." +"I've never understood the Mandela Effect. None of the examples ever given to me are things that I misremember. I know that it was Steven Biko that died in Jail and that Nelson Mandela didn't. I don't ever remember reading a Berenstein Bears book, but remember only seeing Berenstain Bears books throughout my childhood. This is not to say that I don't misremember things. I do, all the time, which is why I try to look things up to make sure I'm getting it right. I just don't attribute my poor memory to the world changing around me.",no its obviously the government implanting false memories into your head to condition us for a New World Order wake up sheeple +is this an ad for a commercial welding machine? What am I supposed to get from this?,What you don't want one of these for your shop? +"I'm not hiding anything, I'm just clumsy enough to need to edit them, and lazy enough that I can't be assed to mention it.",Are you me? +Ace Combat 7 Trailer - Playstation Experience 2016,Erusea has once again proved their idiotic tendency's once more by declaring war on Osea... how could this fair for them like the last 3 times... +The hell is wrong with everyone in the comments. Le Pen is nuts. And people wanting to have the EU dissolve are either vindictive or simply unaware of the general stability and progress that such an institution provides. Maybe the putin bots are out to play.,But if we leave the EU then we can be relevant on the world stage again and reclaim our former glory! +"I'm confused, isn't it a penalty shot if a defensive player covers the puck with their hand once it's in the crease? Penalty Shot - If a defending player, except a goalkeeper, while play is in progress, falls on the puck, holds the puck, picks up the puck, or gathers the puck into his body or hands from the ice in the goal crease area, the play shall be stopped immediately and a penalty shot shall be awarded to the non-offending team.",the goal crease is the blue area so no penalty if it's in the net +"Yall better go there instead of Mt.baker, I don't feel like sharing powder this year.",Better keep Baker secret then +"You really should read more... Jill started it before most people even knew about it and the Green Party has done it in the past (Google It)... Trump gained votes yesterday and the seals on the machines should never be broken in the first place, that is what they are there for.... WI had problems with this sort of thing way before this week (google it)... So it's not some crazy plan by Clinton....","means nothing, people can use facts to prove anything." +"Also the same year where people voted for a multi-billionaire Disney villain as a champion of the common people, and elected him as president. A guy who could often not make it through a sentence without compulsively lying. Shit's crazy yo.",But she had emails! +Er it showed him out cold for a full minute?,Im guessing an area thing but when you click play it switches to the teams coming out at half time and the commentators discussing North +"Buttermilk pancakes, maple syrup and banana",did you put... did you put syrup on your banana ? +Not a chance. Saying Naughty Dog has good writing is like saying water is wet.,Yeah who can forget the excellent writing from Crash Bandicoot +Well Emperor said in Outcast dead that He can't be omnipotent and omniscient at the same time.,What if he oscillated at an exceptionally high frequency! +either someone's having a bad day or they're REALLY passionate about shitposting. who's really the one here with ire?,"Certainly not the one bitching about a 100% typical and normal CPC tracking update, while saying fuck the completely incorrect governing body." +UK's new Snoopers' Charter just passed an encryption backdoor law by the backdoor,"Finally, this is *exactly* what everyone was clamouring for and I'm glad it's a focus of this government." +Do your fingernails hurt? They look painful to me. I hope they don't hurt.,They dont. +Charming lady stretches her vocal chords and isn't happy she's being filmed.,I imagine this video started this whole sub lol... +I'm fine,Same. +"Here's how I'd do it: this guy will be president for like 4 years, 8 tops. Now go back to doing your homework you lazy bastard",HE WILL BE OUR GOD-EMPEROR FOR ALL ETERNITY +"Tried converting mom from apple So my mom has been using the same mac for about 10 years now, and it is at it's life end. I chose her a lenovo yoga that was around 500$ as a gift. It has decent specs (i5, ssd, touchscreen) so it should be great, but of course it is not. Basically the screen is flickering, the backlight is leaking through all four corners, and when the screen is on it looks completely fucked. Safe to say apple's reliability is gonna win her out on this one.",Should have gotten an MSI +"Cars and Coffee at Portland's World of Speed, Got a Good Pattern Going!",Is that the one in Wilsonville? +"FNaF World Update 3 Characcters?! I think the characters that were in the Sister Location Custom Night, are actually going to be in FNaF World Update 3. Like Yenndo, Lolbit(Maybe), Bonnet, and others from the actual sister location game. What do you guys think?",All I want is Electrobab or no new characters at all. +"Does 12.5k miles per year seem a little low to you other TDI drivers out there? Reading some of the concerns being echoed on the tdiclub forums, I honestly never thought about the 12,500 miles/year thing being low for a TDI driver. Now I have a 2010 golf TDI with just under 110k on it. Bought it the end of Jan 2010. 110k miles / 6 years = 18.3k miles/year (15.7k if you round up to a 7th year) What the average for some of you others out there?",I've done 21k since June. +It says it isn't NOT him.,Confusing +Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn,Eh I can't really see it +I don't even mind bashing shitty libertarian points &nbsp; Taxation is the- Kill yourself,"Yeah social contract theory is so well laid out, why even try to question it?" +Any with middle school reading comprehension would say that was a smart speech.,And smart people are ruining this country. +This happened way more in BO3 than IW for me,"No, just no." +I don't date chicks that have a gpa lower than 4.0. Its actually one of my dealbreakers,"I refuse to bang girls who didn't graduate summa cum laude, get on my level." +That picture of Alec was from Jedi though....,To be fair he looks almost exactly the same in ANH. +You do realize that it's a product trick to make you enjoy the free packs initially so you'll have a higher chance of purchasing in the future? Nearly every decision is made to boost revenue. It's msrketing. Get a free taste now so you might buy in the future.,How dare they! +I'm sure in 30+ years seeing a first overall pick from Arizona will be a big 'WTF' for many young people that don't know Matthews.,"Even if Matthews went on to a career where he eclipses every last one of Gretzky's records, I will still do a double take any time someone mentions that Arizona had a first overall." +Anyone purchase Chinese Non-Branded /No Label Chainsaws? I'm looking for a 22 bar gas unit to cut through some downed trees and am thinking of buying one online for the $110 rather than renting one at Home Depot for $75 where I'm limited to one day use. Does anyone have experience good or bad with these? Thanks for your input!,Check pawn shops or craigslist for good used ones. +A Mocha post back in 2011,MGA KA-DDS TOTOO BA 'TO? +You should stop murdering people.,Hilarious +Not a matrix bubbler :p that's an arm perc,Check the options +Make me.,I don't care enough to +@CarrierAtHome - 2016's True Welfare Queen,"As a worker, it feels great to know taxes are being handed out of my paycheck to be sent back to the corporation that I help produce profits." +Wow this guy already knows where the needle was found.,this guy sticks +"Let's be realistic, they would probably shit themselves in fear after seeing all the other ones getting easily pummeled.","Since most third graders wouldn't have the will to randomly attack someone in the first place, I think this scenario assumes they have some reason and drive to keep fighting." +Home Depot has red flags right by their lumber aisle exit. It's always funning watching someone tape one on to 14' baseboard or lumber. Hell last week I saw a guy with 14' baseboard sticking high and mighty out of a 4' box ... without a flag!,They cost money tho +"The problem of Eternal Team I think the problem of the system stems from the fact the game is super casual, people reached level 50 in the first 2 days of beta. Lineage is meant to be a hardcore game, where people need to invest a lot of time (months-years) to develop their characters. Take for example in Lineage 2, it has system that can be comparable to eternal team: subclass system, in which a player can also choose 3 classes along with his main class. But unlike Lineage Eternal where building your team is super easy and rushed, in L2 to achieve a subclass is a time consuming chore (and it must be like this): first of all, if you want to unlock your first sub-class, your main character must be level 75 (it takes a lot of time to put a char to lvl 75 in old school lineage). After reaching this level, you must pass through a painful quest that will take weeks to complete, after completing it, you can choose a subclass. Your sub class will start on lvl 40, so in order to unlock your second subclass you need to put your first sub class to level 75 and pass thurgh the same painful-time consuming quest. The same process will need to be accomplished to unlock your third subclass.",Ever thought about them increasing the XP-rates on the CBT to get it tested properly? +How did everyone fare on FRR? Mine day was tedious but rewarding.,"GB10 from about 3:00 down to 2:30 (only did about 5 runs--so RNG will likely screw me for the next month) Vero, Chow, Benard, Verad (L), Bella DB10 from about 6:00 (@ 90%)/4:30 (@ 60%) down to ~2:50 (99%) 1 fail in 87 runs so not really 99% (98.8636%) Verde (L), Verad, Vero, Bella, Megan (Original safe 6 min team was Vero (L), Verde, Bella, Mikene, Talc --crappy runes and not utilizing FRR since starting is why, if you were wondering.)" +"Just tumble yourself,all a site is doing is splitting it up a bunch of times and moving it around, just get creative. Never let your clearnet and darknet wallet touch each other, doing it yourself and you do t have to worry about being phished.",I think you should look up how tumbling actually works before giving advice. +Make me cry,"If you force open your lazy eye, does it make that tooth pop back into alignment?" +"I login the other day to play, servers down. I goto login now, servers down again. I am not sure if I am cursed or what, but someone doesn't want me to play RL. I STG they literally go down minutes before I am able to play every-time.",please stop trying to play so the rest of us can +I thought he would always love tf2,I heard that if he plays TF2 again Blizzard will send people to kill him +...and inhale!,i wish i could just crawl inside that shoe and live in there +"For one billion dollars would you, would you lick the buttholes of both parents, live on tv","Sure, I could then afford a pretty good therapist." +"Live Discussion (December 3, 2016) (Emma Stone / Shawn Mendes) Welcome to our SNL live discussion thread! This week's host is Emma Stone, and the musical guest is Shawn Mendes. For those new to the show, tune into your local NBC affiliate from around 11:30 PM to follow this episode live. A quick recommendation to mention the sketch you're referring to in your comment. It's not a hard and fast rule, but it does make the thread more readable after the show finishes. Since this thread is likely to fill up quickly, consider sorting the comments by new (instead of best or top) to see the newest posts. This should be automatically done, but it might not be so maybe check. Enjoy the show!","Yo I want one of those cookies, they looked good." +My base is all prepared to be away from the game the next few months. Barch for the easy full collectors!,Conclusion: this is why we don't rush to th10 with full legos +Thursday night pummelling,Stay classy Wellington +OFFICIAL GAME THREAD: WARRIORS (16-3) VS PHOENIX SUNS (6-13) (12/3/16) LETS GOOOO,KEVON U RUINED THE CHANCE AT THE RECORD +maybe someone could try buying gems using credit card while the strange rock is in his inventory...,It's in the gemstore. +I think he misses it by a hair.,I believe this comment to be baldist! +"Looking at American sports, now a days with being able to watch any team in the country, I think you have to be patient for 10-20 years to build a new franchise fanbase. The last big expansion push was early to mid 90s (Marlins, Rays, Panthers, Jags, Predators, Grizzlies, Raptors) and I feel those teams are just starting to develop a diehard fanbase. My thought on why you need 10+ years is, you have kids who don't have a team and choose their local team, but you have to wait for them to grow up.",ya those grizzlies fans sure are coming around... +Should I expect to need PS4 Pro to run new games like Death Stranding optimally or can I get a Slim?,You'll need an ultra pro ps4 +Where do people get Steve Francis.,you can pick him after you beat domination +"Definitely, but it seems we are outnumbering them.",I think he called you a troll or useful idiot and you missed it +it wasnt that great,I guess it was a bit drai. +Not sure why but Andrew Garfield.,Maybe because he was spider-man +"if penn state doesn't make it, it will be sad because although OHIO State is the best team, the structure of the playoff committee will rob of us that special moment where a team makes a run, where an under dog captures our hearts. Its just not as fun as a fan with no rooting interest. America loves an under dog",Yeah it was so much fun watching MSU and Iowa get destroyed in their bowl games last year because they were underdogs and deserved to be ranked over Ohio State +"Girl, you're 21. You've probably had very little experience yourself, so quit with the obnoxious comments. The poster didn't call you naive and trashy. They're saying the job is trashy and to jump at it is naive, both of which are true. Go for it if you want because it's your body and your decision and more power to anyone who can make money from their body. But there's no need to insult people.","If she doesn't like men feeling entitled to her body, she's going to love working at a bikini joint and hearing what the customers say to her!" +Downvoted for arbitrarily starting your comment with I mean. I fucking hate that so many Redditors do that for no reason.,"I mean, you dropped this" +What a kettle is to an American dood.,like the chips? +Native American costumes pulled from parade,Yet New Zealand still sells Eskimo sweets! +Marko: Ricciardo raised his level when Verstappen arrived,We can see from their annual voting of the best drivers how good they really are at assessing this stuff +Dammit I was so sure the photo was a real lion just chilling on top of a cloud.,Yeah I was shocked when I found out it was a close up of an albino lion. +Aren't you supposed to pay tax after that?,Suck it +Man on electric scooter caught on video overtaking bus at 70kmh in Mandai,"Have you seen the man walking who was caught on camera overtaking an old lady in a wheelchair, it is sensational." +Sebastian Vettel: Ferrari had a stronger package than Red Bull in 2016,"Reliabilty is part of the game, Red Bull are a worthy/deserved 2nd place team." +IS THIS EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY,YES CUZ SHES WEARING FNUF WICH IS GHEY LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL +But with time expiring you can't throw a hail mary field goal. Almost need to stop the clock somehow.,True but with an onside kick (if you recover) you're basically already I'm field goal range and field goals have a much higher percentage over hail Mary's +What movies have you watched over 5 times while still entertained?,Fight Club and Snatch. +there doesn't seem to be anything here,That's probably because this thread was 13 hours old when you replied :D I imagine someone picked it up in that time +"The more it bugs Donald, the more SNL is gonna do it. Alec Baldwin is guaranteed a job for at least the next four years.","See, Donald creates another job and he's not even president." +"Personally I think this would be way too high. The first Shiro bounty completion would be better, as you're guaranteed 1 per week. Add the Shaxx bounty as well, and I think it'd be perfect. 7 keys per week just seems too much, IMHO.",Yeah 'cus who wants to be swimming in sweet loot... Wait a sec... +SJW Hypocrisy at it's finest.,Yeah of course everyone knows all men rape and are incapable of controlling their sexual urges +What happens when they 'catch you'?,"Can't link it here, but check youtube for video jDmA2xoIoFU" +that's a terrible idea...... he can't pass for shit,His sif has 84 vision +Daily Discussion Thread (12/4/16),Was supposed to get up earlier to work on my senior design project but it's 10:30 oop +"Well, here's my battlestation. Compact, yet deadly,",That strat and ibanez tho +Yes comrade is conspiracy. Ignore all the news of Russia.,~~news~~Propaganda +"What was okay 40 years ago, but not okay now?",Raping your wife +Hey nice subie!,Haha thanks :P +My cat isnt working right,This looks shoped +"Yeah.... Don't get me wrong, Price is unbelievably good and undoubtedly HHOF material, but he needs a lot more than a few more years at this level to go down as greatest of all time.",I see Carey Price in a Dominik Hasek tier of goalies rather than Brodeur and Roy tier right now. +Re-installing Tinder after a break-up.,Another week of matching and getting ignored by the exact same people who matched and ignored me the first time I installed it +But you're on Reddit?,as I said you don't have to believe me +Literally had this lady scream at me to tone it down a notch when she asked me where her bacon gouda sandwich was and I informed her I had brought it to the handoff plane The lady doth protest too much methinks,Well how dare you. +"Twitch is much butter because it's really made for only streaming content. The chat experience on twitch is completely different than on any other platform. I also have some problems related to buffering that I don't get of YouTube, but I still enjoy more Twitch",Me experiencing 10 people spam the same thing at once was such a great time... +people coding in windows in 2016 LUL,Vista is the best for coding +Where? I can't find any discussion points in the OP,The songs can't be discussed? +"TIL The MSF put cameras and black boxes on 100 motorcycle for 366,000 miles to analyze reasons why motorcycles crash.",They could have just hired someone to browse youtube for a day +Nolan Carroll got burned by a kid with 0 NFL receptions. If AJ Green were still playing he'd probably fuck Carroll's wife mid route before making that catch.,Thank you for making me laugh in such a dark time. +"TIL that Tim Lincecum is one of two MLB pitchers to win multiple World Series championships, two Cy Young Awards, throw multiple no-hitters, and be elected to multiple All-Star Games. The other pitcher being Sandy Koufax.","And just like Sandy, his career has been altered because of injuries." +Just because Trump is the President now doesn't mean we owe him some respect I would never respect that asshole,"No, you need to respect him as your president, just like the republicans have done for the past 8 years with Obama." +Was bored in church so i drew a derpy Dogoo,I think the link is broken :( +Yea you MUST have that baby regardless of your situation because life is precious. Until you're born. Then if you need help raising that baby that you were forced to have because conservatives made it nearly impossible to get an abortion.. too bad. Welfare is for commies.,Yes because the only two options are abortion or raising the child for 18+ years right? +What product do you like that has been discontinued?,Oxycontin 160 +Paras the Pervert,"Naw, I think it just likes your shoes." +I thought the plan was to not do identity politics anymore?,Just because the plan is not to do identity politics anymore doesn't mean we just elect people with races and religions we're comfortable with. +becoming?,How did I know this would be the top comment? +If you bought a copy of this trash. You were reading FAKE NEWS.,r\fellowkids +According to the protesting natives it is Energy Transfer Partners that is trespassing on native land and the protesters were invited to help them raise awareness of the disputed claims on the land.,"Oh, I'm sure they do believe that" +Change your flair yo,Lmao thank I haven't been on here in a while +Sounds like they were just protesting.,Probably liberal shills trying to make Trump look bad. +This is so frustrating. Literally Because he wants to and because Daddy doesn't want to is a perfectly acceptable answer that any 6 year old can comprehend. You can even add Just like how you always want to play with *this toy* while your friend Joe always wants to play with *that toy*. It is a preference and you should teach your child to be tolerant of the preferences of other people that don't effect his life *at all* like some random boy wearing makeup.,"If it's a choice, then that poor little boy may *gasp* choose to wear make up and become gay" +Don't get all disjointed.,"Enough puns, fellas." +"Why not move these people to temporary education camps. Teach them things like construction, carpentry, basic plumbing and school management and send them back to their home countries to build a better home. Who are these human rights self-righteous pricks who think saving these thousands of people is more important than building better countries and saving all of their peoples.",Totally feasible in a warzone +What kind of links do you think authorities are exploring? Irish Republic Army? Basque separatists? Trump campaign?,Sunil Tripathi? +"Completely, also that's not bottlenecking.","Well, it does mean that the GPU is bottlenecking the CPU, but that is completely fine and not surprising in an intensive 3d game." +I hope you're incorrect,Me too. +"They're not actually cubes, they're just 6 sided pellets",exactly...**irregular cubes** +"Also, Halsey fell for the Japanese carrier decoy and left his carriers exposed.",I don't see what the girl from the song Closer has to do with this +I'll always support Tyrod but he really needs to be playing better here How much longer are we going to to wait around for him to start taking the game in his hands and leading this team constantly downfield,"Yeah, 9/13 for 110 yards is really bad." +Thought I would make a slight GPU upgrade today!,Only a slight one +I'm just glad my first voting opportunity (hopefully) won't involve candidates as terrible as these on both parties simultaneously.,When's your birthday? +"I'm Crossfiring. It's not nearly as bad as most people think. The odd issue, sure, but most of the time I'm happily sailing along at 60fps/4k without a ~~care~~ stutter in the world.",What games do you play most AAA games have a hard time getting 60fps with sli gtx 1080s on max settings without AA +"If Apple made a car, would it have windows?",MacOS's tiny buttons would be difficult to press +Like how President Clinton groomed his failure of a wife? Only difference here is that Ivanka will succeed.,Yeah her expertise is astounding +"There are dozens of strong, independent griefers who don't need no clan",Names? +It depends on what you're trying to do.,Squat +(spoiler) Funtime Foxy's possible gender.,"At this point, I don't think Scott has a gender in mind for them." +"Edwards has already taken off. His second movie was a tent-pole summer blockbuster, and his third was a Star Wars film.",I don't think directing Star Wars is really a good metric for success. +"Ding ding ding. He rallied in those states hard. Our factories, energy companies, and min wage workers got excited that he was making these promises of revitalization. Unfortunately, these same people didn't care about whether or not he had a plan. They just wanted someone to notice the plight of the rust belt. Guess what? It worked. People bought it in droves. Ironically Hillary was from a legitimate working class family and didn't think to do this.","Hillary just screams working class, you are right." +This is why we need a sub Reddit called League Jokes. Just for jokes like this. This is an upvote and an idea I might go through with,"what, getting knocked up?" +wish i had an alien hybrid daughter that greys came to visit me with : (,Careful what you wish for +ID the left?,"Qasa High, half size down if you got wide feet." +"I asked this Muslim chick I knew in college if she could introduce me to Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. She just gave me this blank stare and walked off. What a bitch, right?",Proof that Muslims can't live peacefully among us and integrate in our society. +Kim Chungha make debut as a soloist in the first half of next year,Still never understand why she didn't mediaplay her English-speaking skills on PD101. +Anyone ever wondered why sheng siong so much money to giveaway?,So that for PW we J1 kids have good case study/can propose collaboration. +"Bloomberg Poll: Majority of Americans think Donald Trump can keep his business, 50% favorability rating.",My only problem with this is that it's all after the ridiculously absurd stuff about the Clinton Foundation being a conflict of interest...but here we are... Yet another double standard. +Have you seen the polls? That's why they angry.,Which polls? +Harambe wants bananas and females. Simple.,And apparently kids. +After endless attempts,Wow. +Thanks for having a little bit of reason in this thread. After the MSM's whole polling fiasco during the general election you would think people are a little more cautious afterwards. Apparently not.,You know how I know you don't understand polls? +I've been parroting this same thing to every Drumpf supporter I can find here and on Facebook. So satisfying to see NYT with a nice concise story I can share instead of the dozen or so articles I've been using.,NYT is a liberal rag though so I can just discount this on its face. +It's just a libertarian joke,"Dirty libertarian here, it was pretty funny." +Crazy to think that the #1 team from two weeks ago will not be attending the next major,Flawless system :^) +"I've been considering buying a controller to use with my PC, but I'd like to hear which games are actually better with it Hey! For a while, particularly after I built my own pretty good PC, I've stopped buying games for consoles and started buying just PC games instead. I've been very adamant on using just a keyboard/mouse, but lately I've played some games, especially console-port games that don't allow you to steer with the mouse, where I feel like the lack of precision that a keyboard has just makes the game a lot harder/worse, and where I think that the more gradual steering that an analog stick offers would allow me to preform better. The main game that inspired me to consider buying a controller was Steep, where precise steering is very crucial, but there are other games, for example Rocket League, where I've heard that a controller generally lets you play better and get more accurate inputs. My question is this: are there any games where you've personally experienced an improvement when using a controller over keyboard/mouse? I'm guessing there are a lot, but since there are two games that I know of right now, I don't feel like it's worth it to buy a controller just yet, so I'd like to know what kind of titles are generally better when played with a controller. Any help/thoughts would be highly appreciated! :)","Rocket league, Dark souls and Resident Evil games prior to 7." +Why do people hate me,The reason people hate you is the fact that you are playing different to the meta. +And my axe!,I'd love a headphone jack. +"ISIS happened because we bombed and destabilized Iraq. Just like Pol Pot took over Cambodia because we bombed and destabilized it, creating enough chaos for the scum of society to take over. Bomb any place enough and the scum will eventually take over.",Just bomb until there's nothing left +Fuck Trump and his crooked self dealing r/bluemidterm2018 Put in people who will actually stop this garbage,Only 8 republican seats up for election and only arizona.and nevada could be capturedx +"Me: Oh man, these guys are going to get arrested for reckless driving *Hears Russian* Me: Never mind, carry on",How fast did they say they were going? +"Posted on a cooking thread on my other account, get this.",Why would he ever think that sounds dumb? +1 MB of RAM!?,2Mb would use too much power +"What game would be the weirdest to play a, Strip (i.e. strip poker) version of?",Strip knife fight +On my 0nd easy clue,Clearly a private server. +It's kinda like an aleppo.,aleppo? +7 Plus . Testing out sync for Reddit beta. Doesn't allow me to edit,Are you testing Sync for Reddit on iOS? +Oh god. This is classic skiddy talk...,Pretty sure he's not serious. +I'm literally shaking right now,With joy +"A Serbian Film Seriously, do *not* watch that shit",What's so bad about them? +A lot of the time we get like a 15 day free trial. So we try and do as much as we can until it runs out.,That doesn't answer my question +All according to Keikaku?,Keikanu Means plan +"Yea, PS1 Silent Hill can be emulated and you can force visual effects like AA/AF and sometimes other effects.",Ta +Waste of money.,Waste of comment. +Evermore is now 5000 SR,I'm surprised no one accused him of hacking yet :O I don't know who this guy is and have never seen him play but bravo :O +"To be fair, if you've got a quad melee line-up, aren't you part of the problem?",Not if he picked first. +So you're just guessing. Regardless of why they were stolen they are real emails that suggest illicit activity.,"Oh shit bro, better go shoot up a pizzeria since that's how the law works!" +"I just try to stay away from bars and friends of mine who drink often, it helps keep my mind at ease. I just work, come home and grind out some Legion to keep myself occupied and life is great. It is actually pretty simple really, if you have any questions feel free to ask.",I don't go to the bar but I still feel time crunch :< +"My favorite band in the world was Simple Plan. I was devoted to them since I was 11. When I finally got a chance to go to a meet and greet they were assholes. Just very snobby holier than thou types. I was very disappointed. I wish I never even bothered with the meet and greet passes, and just enjoyed the concert.","You were just a kid, and life was a nightmare" +"I didn't go to either college. Therefore, I don't give a fuck who wins.",Because every college football fan went to the school they cheer for. +"I can honestly only attribute it to my ok career so far and decent GMAT score (640). My undergrad GPA was 2.38. Like, awful. I also wrote my statement of goals on how I was struggling with mental illness, addiction, and the sudden death of my father.",I'm applying to grad school right now and can only hope that as fortunate. +Waited four hours in the blistering cold and he just said no.,god damn bill nye +Reminder: Bismarck residents got the Dakota Access Pipeline moved without a fight,of course cuz white folks re magical! +Can someone these socks?,ID on shoes? +He's an incredible actor. Watching let's talk about Kevin then seeing his goofy side in the justice league trailer is incredibly weird yet amazing.,We need to talk about kevin ftfy +Having trouble using chopsticks?,The best method for Chopsticks is to put them down and find a fork. +Which brand is the statue? Was the tattoo present in promotional photos?,Forbidden Planet and tattoo is present on the website and the box +Muslim man explains why saying 'Merry Christmas' is worse than murder.. MERRY CHRISTMAS!,"Come on guys, cyber and verbal touches can really hurt" +Servers without Ballistics enabled?,dis yung boi who cant shot +Have you ever been depressed?,"Of course not, depressed people should just watch a comedy or something and have a laugh!" +we can get armoured cars now,"Lol, never." +"Yeah, and it will be the 1st rounder Cleveland got from Philadelphia, thus completing the circle.",*the circcccllleeeee oooooooofff liiiiiiiiffffeeee* +"Breakin' Since the 30s, episode #462 of Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast on Earwolf",Moshe keeping it fresh with his self-congratulatory woke perspective +Were you playing on hard difficulty? (can't do that on hard),Normal +"if they do it, It will have to be a crossover....Half-portal 6 or portal life 2 episode 2 episode 1",At least it's not Kingdom Hearts 2.9 Final HD Re-Mix: The Final Pre-Sequel Chapter X: This Time It's Personal. +The offense would (obviously) be significantly better with Middleton alongside Giannis,Why couldn't it be Dunleavy? +"He literally couldn't, by his own admission. As for anyone else, yeah I'd love to see them connect neurosurgery to urban development.",He's black +You realize the FBI is simply an investigative force. The DOJ prosecutes and the DOJ is compromised.,They arrest people on TV so why didn't they arrest Hillary? +"What is bigger bullseye? Moroni/Comoros or nhm/nihmite? We have thousands of Moroni/Comoros type bullseye's. The late war, book of Napoleon, detuero Isaiah, the golden pot, masonic temple rites etc. Etc. THEY HAVE ONE, and it's a shitty one at that, because it doesn't say Nahom. What would be the mathematical odds for all of our bullseye's????","Well, I'm glad I'm not the only one." +"Say what you will about child rapists, they have an eye for branding.","When you are competing for dollars and positive yelp reviews from the discerning pedo, branding might be all that helps you stand out in that area." +Joe Flacco and Marty Mornhinweg had heated argument leading up to the Dolphins game,No passion ugh +Ibrahimovic has scored his 45th goal in all comps in 2016 (in his 50th app). Only Messi (47) has more goals in Europe's big 5 leagues,But he's a total flop and can't handle the PL +"The real problem is people always go from one extreme to the next, anyone thinking this is some new thing is ignorant of the past, SJWS have always been a problem. It used to the religious right, fascists, socialists, feminists, nationalists, race realists, name a group and a decade some group or another fucked over universities all across the nation and the world by attacking dissent, making safe spaces, and pushing away education in favor of feelings and ideology. The current SJWs are the result of past groups who where in control of education, and some future group will be the fault of SJWs. What we need to do is get education away from then situations that create these groups in the first place.",Yeah feminists ruined everything with their pants and their jobs and their right to vote +I don't understand what led to this.,Spez must have edited the database +"Have game adaptations ever been above decent? I can't think of one off the top of my head, only terrible ones.",No Game No Life +"Serious! Men, caught my 7yo son masturbating, do I/how do I address this? We have broken out the Christmas decorations recently and have a small mechanical doll that moves and sings songs. Caught him putting it in his crotch over his pajamas and pressing the button on and off multiple times. Do i address this at all? I understand this is a normal thing but is it so young? Do i even say or do anything? I want him to have healthy sexual attitudes. I don't want to embarrass him or make it a bad thing, just worried that he may not understand what's going on.","I think at that age, telling him something along the lines of how it's normal to touch and explore your body, but it's something you do in private, would be helpful." +Goldman Sachs' No. 2 Gary Cohn is Trump's top economic adviser,Swamp is officially over our heads. +"Hear hear! Everyone has made a bad financial decision at some point in their life. I have pets & a house, it would be cheaper for me to live in a studio with no yard & no dogs. But my dogs & my yard bring me SO much happiness (with the expense). This community shouldn't be about removing all the joy & meaning you have in life so you can escape the rat race sooner. Maybe those things make the rat race more tolerable.","Might as well kill yourself, that's cheapest!" +"Banned in Iran, Syria and Turkey: The flag of Kurdistan.",So Iraq is fine with them? +Earth is only 6000 years old.,"The devil put fossils in there to trick you, silly atheist can't see through sorcery!" +"Michael Coe, associate of hate preacher Anjem Choudary, jailed for 28 months","Well, that 28 months will surely make him repent and regret his actions, and he will promise to never perform such a heinous act, ever again." +"I'm thinking about posting a critical thinking message on twitter too trump. A rant filled with not emotion but a long tirade of what he is doing, and what he expects. Yea or nay?",Please! +Amazon's new Amazon Go. Best. Store. Ever.,There goes amazon killing good jobs again +I think the Great Espy Experiment is finally over. We won't be seeing him no more.,Never underestimate rizzo's stubborness. +If only your average V8 came crated this nicely...,Your average new v8 is only worth a handful of turbine blades or less if they are aviation sourced +It was just for that year not lifetime.,i think there was an assumed +"Where are they now? The Chief's niece, Camille, on Grey's Anatomy is the boss bitch Charlotte on Westworld.","Had a thought this morning that had they cast someone like Elodie Yung (Elektra on Netflix's Daredevil), they could have used exactly the same lines and Yung would have delivered them in a way that would have been *fun* and arrogant at the same time, instead of *insufferable* and arrogant." +yeah.,Same +Found on r/food fried rice and general tso chicken,"I dont think this is shitty, just bad camera work/lighting" +"Best Snowboard and Ski films. Winter is coming! This is a list of my favorite ski and snowboarding films in no particular order. Please add your favorites. Art of Flight Into The Mind McConkey Deeper Higher Further That's it, That's all We Ride, the story of snowboarding Peace Park 2012 -2015 Nike Never Not part 2 Paradise Waits Horgasm A love story Crash Real",Totally Board (the whole series is great) MBHC Baked Forum: F - it and Vacation endless choices: x-games real street footage mammoth mountains hot laps and another day in paradise +"I'm an average man and if I was single I would be able to have quite a few options. So no, it's mainly social. I'm not saying fuck yall over it, I realize that you guys probably have hindrance when it comes to social interactions/cues. That just comes with the territory of being a loner.","That's impossible, you have to be at least 6/10 to even be on a girls radar, and 95% of people at least wouldn't be attracted to you" +"I'm 24 hours in, and I just got my female Popplio.","Oh my God, this feeling is fucking relatable!" +Not to mention you could simply make the first three attacks with advantage and then forego to advantage to enable the bonus action attack with the last attack granted by Extra Attack (4). It's definitely only one attack that you have to forego advantage on,I'd still rather have 4 attacks at adv rather than 3 yes and 2 no. +Cobalt Tunica Wheels for Dom GT?,Can I see a pic? +Ottawa Theatre inundated with death threats/insults for pulling a screening of Red Pill documentary,Obviously third party trolls and false flags. +I'm guessing they don't sell chicken tendies.,You can find those on the floor. +You already said you'd put money down on them having a decent season. Let's make a bet. Doesn't have to be big. Maybe 2-3 months of gold?,captain literal. +"But that's only a problem because each customer order is different. Here, the customers are responsible for their own orders. Stocking the shelves is standardized. This is like a small, pretty Amazon warehouse, where the robots are still robots, and the employees are paying customers. This is win-win-win for Amazon.",Yeah loading a tray of items into a algorithmically designated shelf slot would be relatively easy task for robots to perform. +The story line of the PAC next year that ESPN will beat into the ground is a Collision Course Between USC and Washington.,"Probably, although, in fairness, that doesn't sound like a completely unreasonable storyline." +Can't find it. Can you deposit a different pokemon?,"Just deposited a Lv 25, male Trubbish in a Great Ball." +I thought she was leaving if trump became president?,Turns out that was just a bit taken from another comic. +What other subs are Survivor fans willing to admit they frequent?,"r/hearthstone, r/annakendrick, r/tifu" +If SE needs to learn a lesson is that they will never get higher sales on xbox or any other console if most of their titles are sold exclusively on playstation and I'm not talking about Final Fantasy but lots of other titles as well.,Like Tomb Raider? +"Map bans. Can we get a single map ban per side so that we can avoid maps that are to favored to one side or dont want to deal with? Since there are 4 survivors they can discuss amongst each other wich they want banned, else 1 of the choices is picked randomly with increased chance per vote. Also will give the devs stats wich maps are banned the most and will most likely need some work.","Survivors - always ban Shelter Woods Killers - always ban Blood Lodge (or really any other pallet town maps) So productive, right?" +**No conspiracy of the level that is supposed would be weak enough to be caught by a bunch of public posts on reddit.** /thread,Lol yeah not like Hilary's IT guy came here for advice on howto wipe her server +"Khabib Nurmagomedov: If UFC denies title shot after UFC 205, I'm Going to Show How I Have Power in Russia.",Sounds like terrorist threat to me. +"Good. This Council is massively overstepping purely to make a point, they needed to ve brought back into line.",Yeah can't have independent thought +Did we ever find out who the dude was who caused her and Guzman to break up?,Probably Bradley Martyn +McCree gets hooked so hard he turns into Soldier: 76,"It's true, Soldier always gets hooked" +"Help us come up with a name for this BCG finish. 'Fruit Loop Diarrhea' is a solid contender, but we're keeping an open mind.",Tempered with Unicorn Farts +WRONG,he has the best words +ISO is isopropyl alcohol right?? Lmao,You can make grinder hash from the ISO as well +"I wish I could swim under the Northern Lights. Y'know, if it didn't involve me freezing to death... and if I could swim...","chena hot springs in Alaska, just watch out for the cultural that believes a child conceived under the lights is blessed they tend to frequent places like this" +Did I see Bernard in Eastworld? When they stumbled into Eastworld there was a black guy monitoring the Samurai in the background. Looked a lot like Bernard to me. Perhaps there's more than one?,Sure...all black people look alike..... +"I (23f) found out my boyfriend (27m) cheated on me. While I was collecting my stuff, he started smashing stuff and stabbed himself in the hand. He has told everyone that I did it.","go to cops and pre-emptively tell them your side, consider filing assault charges." +Yo chill on callin game with a minute left,Look what you did +"Take photo of mundane object, overlay time to suggest it's the middle of the night, reap karma from r/madlads.",My god... does everyone do this? +"Udyr, Vayne, Nasus",Your teams love you! +"I've found there are two places in life where you can find examples of the worst humanity has to offer. One is at Walmart on Black Friday, and the other is Neverwinter PVP.",Lmao! +"If that's what you saw & read into, perhaps it's a victim complex and not society",Maybe he has bigger hands? +Wtf are you eating for breakfast?,5 star bread omelette and orange juice. +How is the fact you were wearing your gears of war sweat shirt and you liked linkin park relevant to the story?,It was the sweatshirt I was wearing when this happened and it was two quick examples of what got me labeled as an edgy kid in middle school. +I can tolerate charismatic-lite if they're orthodox Catholics. A lot of my friends of that sort.,"The Protestants stole the charisma when they ran off, we need to get it back and Make Catholics Have All The Gifts Again." +All hail KCMO!,God tier medicine right there +"They can't possibly end it in such a way as to satisfy everyone, and as Age of Sigmar proved, attempting to do so disappoints everyone. But if would be similar to Age of Sigmar. * The Emperor wakes up and becomes the 5th Chaos God, the Center, the God of Balance. * 90% of humanity is ascended, becoming essentially daemons. The bulk of them serve the Emperor and so forces balance between the four. This tempers and calms the Warp, and the Emperor's daemons protect souls, further starving the other Chaos Gods until they are basically rendered sane. * The Eldar flee to Commoragh during the End Times, uniting with the Dark Eldar. YnnThe Eldar venerate the Emperor as Ynnead. * The Necrons, Orks and Tyranids duke it out. * The Necrons are reduced to a handful, but use their remaining power to destroy the C'tan and perhaps follow them into the cosmos, expanding their existence to the point that they are no longer sentient as we understand it. But the Necron bodies remain, sleeping, waiting. * The Orks slog it out and win against the Tyranids. Trapped on an assortment of worlds and their Waaagh severely limited by their reduced numbers, they turn feral. * The Tau are almost wiped out, but manage to survive on the fringes. * The Tyranid Hive Mind is shattered by its rival, the Ork gestalt. The splintered psyches no longer remember one another. Some flee the galaxy in search of new galaxies to consume, the rest are driven into a near primitive state, still united by a hive mind but no longer capable of the cohesion they once held and as dangerous to each other as other races. * The remaining 10% of humanity, mostly mutants, are rendered somewhat genetically stable by the calming of Chaos. While not truly human, they are the only remnant of humanity left in the galaxy. * Cut to the year 50,000 and the descendants of the factions have expanded into the galaxy again, leading to a new era of war. The Tau Empire, having expanded across the galaxy, has crumbled and war has begun.","...yeah, the player base would hate that, from what I understand." +NBA PLAYED MEEEE :( just spent 1.3mill on packs and didnt get anything. would like EA to kill me now,"You played yourself homie, buying packs is akin to gambling." +"Also VI, X, XII, XIII were all female led. And the final party in V was 75% female!",B-b-but 12's main character was Vaan +"This made me cry. XD I'm so happy that this community was able to support you through your really hard time. I wish you the best of luck through your recovery, and that the upcoming holidays are much better for you. Much love<3 Ps. I play a priest too :D",Thank you and I hope you have a good holiday season too. +Dude is dyslexic. It's Dolores.,You ableist piece of shit. +Stop assuming that pizzagate is fake news and James Alifantis is just some regular human being that is into bdsm. Mainstream media is bought and paid by the elite jewish bankers who have an agenda to keep the sheeple asleep.,"Here, you dropped this:" +This is pretty weak coming from Diplo x Jauz,"Agreed, didn't even sound like something Jauz would produce" +Hold my fries while I block this exit,But how did she get in? +CollegeHumour already on the Lego Star Wars train. Market Implications?,SELL +New client still freezing during champ select and cannot log back in so in the new placements I get two losses for a leaver? Is this intentional or is it just my luck?,I'm sure Rito specifically singled out your account and decided to fuck you. +UK Hard ware stores Hi i live in the uk and i want to know whether anyone knows any good pc hardware stores that you can go to and buy components from. Not like amazon or online only stores ect. Thanks,GAME +I imagine this co-operation announcement goes both ways.,I guess so. +Theresa May is the prime minister of the UK,And she wants to fuck gays? +Make Rigour extremely rare Blowpipe is already the best dps weapon in the game and rigour will make it much better than it already is. Rigour needs to be one of the rarest rewards in raids or the game will be very unbalanced. People will be using bronze darts and having better dps than most melee setups. Another option is to keep the ranged strength boost the same as eagle eye so that there will only be an accuracy boost. Even though this will still raise the dps it won't be as bad.,Yea lets keep ranged completely shit and irrelevant when ags to gmaul can hit 120+ +"It's funny, considering that Steam has probably had the single largest impact in reducing piracy over the last decade given its affordable, reliable offerings. Why pirate a broken copy of something when you can pay 10 or 15 bucks to have it for real?","For me it's mostly the fact i could actually BUY the games i wanted instead of searching store after store, city after city to try and find it.... Sounds strange, but yeah, used to be a time you had to go OUTSIDE to get games people" +Anyone knows what's wrong with my gpu?,"Pretty sure it a severe case of GPU sag my friend, get one of those great figurines in there to guard it." +When you own an EVGA 1070,That better be one of those tech safe ones! +"He's great against lower teams , but awful against good opposition. That's why he has won so many championships","That's why he's struggling in the Premier League, since every team is so good" +"BOV that doesn't constantly vent under light throttle? I like the sound a blow off valve but don't want the constant psssshhhh sounds at low throttle. I know the turbosmart has an adjustment for softer or harder setting on the spring, but whats the best for someone who only wants it to vent at wot or near it?",You can get a sound symposia delete with a nipple and connect that directly to the bov for a true source of boost pressure and not a computer controlled signal like stock. +Skadoodle Nice Collat Mid on Mirage,Rejoice C9 fans.. Ska is back!...... +Haha I've never been a serious DD player so mine only hovers around 1750-1800. I'm mostly playing BR or against people for cash haha.,"I consider myself a decent play as I'm in the high 1600s and can remain competitive in most games, but 1750-1800 is actually a really solid rating." +I like Zed,"I like winning promos, but I don't say anything about it" +Is the font actually that blurry or is there some Imgur file size cap?,It's a mixture of the two. +Scientists? What are they doing talking about election rigging? I hate articles that say scientists/researchers/officials say. Like who said this shit?,scientists/researchers/officals +Overeem announces on The MMA Hour that he will serve as color analyst for Verhoeven-Hari this Saturday.,That's racist +Obama - How exactly are you going to negotiate that? What magic wand do you have?,"Magic wand, make my American economy groooowww!" +They have a starter pack. Comes with the base and a few characters. Other than that i would get one each of the elements. I forget how many there is,are the elements more useful than a couple of characters? +Which Obama policies are keeping the US down?,The ones that have created a strong economy and job growth +"Listening to audiobooks while in traffic counts, right?","Watching the movie version in bits and pieces while waiting at a stop sign or traffic light counts too, right?" +"The main problem is that people put up a Pokemon looking for a Pokemon with the item to get the evolution, and someone gives them the Pokemon **without** the item, so they end up not getting the evolved Pokemon they needed. The GTS doesn't differentiate between you giving the Pokemon they want with the item, or the Pokemon they want without the item.","Hehe, I always did that." +Leave it to the Grammys to nominate fucking Disturbed for best rock performance in 2016,"Glad to see blink-182 and Panic at the Disco, two bands at the top of their game/popularity leading the Best Rock Album category." +"You were basically in uniform. Doesn't make it right, but there's nothing illegal about complaining about someone. I would suggest going to a different coffee shop or taking off clothing with your company name on it before bickering with service workers.","I was not in uniform," +La nicotina te pone agresivo.,NOOOOOOOO LA NICOTINAAAAAA NO ME PONE AGRESIVO LA RECALCADA CONCHA DE LA LORAAAAAAA +"When I challenge someone else's view, it's open and engaged discourse. But when other people challenge mine, they're just entrenching ideological convictions through group think. Self is other, but other is not self.",But if we ban all the racists then there's no one left to challenge my views so I don't think this applies. +You're right!,Brb killing myself +Sauterelle incoming?!,Yey more grenade spam! +That's a weird way to spell Yang.,I wonder why you guys are having such trouble spelling Blake +Liberals would literally start world war 3 just because they didn't get things their way.,"We haven't done that yet, have we?" +Exclusive: Galaxy S8 is not going to feature a 3.5mm headphone jack,CONFIRMED the headphone jack was the reason the note 7 was blowing up +Android 7.0 for the Galaxy S7 and Galaxy S7 edge to bring Grace UX and improved features,I hope fireproofing is one of the features +Of course they left him out; he's so big that he didn't fit in the picture.,"Yuge, even" +The real question is who will be the premiums,Sif and Angela? +Justo lo que necesitaba!,Siento que estas cosas desprestigian mi carrera. +What is your example of mildly uncomfortable?,When I go into a public restroom and one of my shoelaces touches the floor. +I am tired of drinking due to your play Texas. You took my money for four years. You will not get my liver. Get your act right!,Let's be honest: we are all drinking regardless of whether or not Texas is winning. +I'm guessing you are teaching all of your players to do you dirty hits.,That's the only kind of hits I like from my team +"uh, pretty sure it fucking does mate. why would i say it if it didn't exist?",pretty sure it exists lad +"Hmm, don't know why he would bother going to college when The Walking Dead is gonna set his acting career up for life rather than some uni that won't do jack shit He has it made what's the point","College chicks bro, college chicks." +"Some observations on PTR interactions Ragnaros * Can't hat Molten Core * Can't heal Molten Core (except shields) * Can't clone Molten Core (I expected clone to appear in normal form) * Clone can't cast Molten Core (bummer) * Rag can cast Blast Wave on minions Abathur * Can burrow into mines * Locust will follow aba inside mines, so he can farm skulls. I think this applies to all summons, will work nice with some heroes like Azmo * Can place Toxic Nests inside mines but only with Ballistaspores * Can drop Mule inside mines (which is kinda dumb but grants some vision) Falstad can't Z into the mines",aba should be able to place locust everywhere inside the mine since it's basically the same place with different altitude +Furious mum complains to Tesco after alphabet potato shapes did not spell out son's name,I guess people don't have enough to be angry over these days. +Turns out Adam wasn't even gay. He just wanted to be right.,"Men, am I right?" +Can I install OSX on it?,"Eww, why?" +I really wonder what would happen if the president tried to kill someone,He'd get impeached and live restof life on a beach somewhere jail is for the poor duh. +"Considering I believe that all religions are a plague on humanity, I believe that all religious dress and ornament ought to be banned. No jesus t-shirts or crosses around the neck. No niqabs or hijabs. No pictures of the buddha or even the flying spaghetti monster. Perhaps replace it all with unicorn attire, because it is the space unicorns that truly control the world.",You sound fun at parties +I'm loving all of those downvotes. Cowgirls fans are so easy to troll.,Somehow the saltiest person in this thread isn't a Lions fan. +My wife and I have completely different to do lists.,How did you manage to get better handwriting than her? +MetroRail becomes even less relevant: no longer accepts credit/debit cards at kiosks (it'll still take them through the CapMetro app),Cap Metro says they hope this allows customers more freedom. +Nirvana.,Fuck yea Nirvana +"And by threatening free speech, he is of course talking about his company's ability to donate boatloads of cash under the Citizens United decision so that it can do stuff like push the merger with AT&T through. Which, of course, will be a major step toward gutting net neutrality.",That's not what Breitfart told me! +Even luke-jr's internet can sync the blockchain instantaneously.,What about that guy who herds goats? +Old building up by Ditmars is going to be slowly deconstructed. :\,I hope they replace it with a Chipotle. +CSGO eSport didnt exist in 2006 lol,errr i hope you just forgot the +I've heard that Chuck Palahniuk said the same about Fight Club.,"Well, that's another book I don't have to read." +"6'1, also this was just an estimate given to me in nutrition classes (from a dietician) as a Kinesiology major. I personally have not figured out my TDEE.",man being short and female sucks :( +Tentacle Porn 420,"Assuming its a games store (White Dwarf magazine), He may just be a very dedicated Slaanesh player." +"I think the beelzebub is all gone, it was released around thanksgiving. I'm gonna assume you live close by and can easily get more.",I went to UVM and my girlfriend lives nearby so I only got a few since I can usually re stock every few months +Don't be that guy that calls out fakes,Those are clearly timbs +My boyfriend unfortunately chose a different team so we can battle gyms together if they are the third team but we can't pop up at level 3.,He must not have taken the relationship seriously +Need banana for scale,Oh there's a banana alright ;) +I just realized why the news site is called 538.......,"I guessed wrong... thought 538 was a type of Silver, like 525." +US states by total population growth since 2000 (1415 x 972),Everbody hates michigan +Shit,I feel you man +California and New York together equal almost 60 million people. Why do people act like they're not important just because they're blue states?,Because why should the most populated and biggest economy states dictate the fate of the country +"Yep, that's why they are every four years.",Except for every hundred years (ignoring every 400 years) +Ok we get it,Just think what you could have once they fire Fisher and Snead at the end of the season +Grove at Shoal Creek development will now include 20-acre park,Oh so they are throwing in 20 acres of homeless housing now eh? +"People who have 'given up' on US politics, how do you maintain a knowledgable/respectable composure while having disinterest in such a popular topic?",Change the subject as respectfully and as soon as practical. +"Rait Rait. If you wanna bad bitch like dis, drop it low, pick it up just like dis.","cup a egg, cup a goose, cup a chris, high heels something worth a half a ticket on my wrist, on my wrist" +So is a car that the driver can't drive still a car?,Yep +"Any rationale or actual evidence of this statement? Or are you just basing this on the handful of anecdotes that you've seen on this forum? Because Riot support gets very, *very* little criticism considering the tens of millions of players it is supporting, and the fact that some instances get through is hardly damning.","Riot support is actually really bad.. Thought it was amazing seeing all reddit posts ... My friend came from China and transferred his account from CN to NA and then he got banned for int feeding but he didn't.. I helped him type a LONG post to riot support explaining that he did not feed And the response was that it is against the the terms to share your account with others and that he would ban him if he continued to share the account.. My friend does not understand English but simple terms like gank, mid etc... And instead of answering the God damn ticket, the support threatens to ban him Oh BTW riot does not have an option to support Chinese in NA You tell me if riot support is good" +Slaaneshi Demon prince,Not enough dicks. +Does not even mane sense since Nike SFB is just another generic military desert boot.,Bruh not true Nike invented combat boots you fuccboi other companies ripped off Nike +It gives me patriotic piss shivers just thinking about it.,Dicks out for cyberwarfare +Tactical player looking for chill squad,whats your gamertag? +I bet you havent even been to Texas!!1!,Real cowboy fans have never been to Texas; therefore you must be a fairweather fan! +"Because it's only 7pm. Yes, an entire world exists outside of *your* country.",What if that was the idea around the post? +Worked for me on mobile,FeelsBadMan +He'll be releasing his medical records. How about Hillary?,"The Clinton campaign will be waiting to release her short form version, I think folks in the industry call it a death certificate." +We also beat Pep's bayern last year,We also beat Pep's city this year +"While you point out some good things, LoL's success was mainly due to its Free-To-Play status (being one of the first games to do so) and because the only other alternatives, DotA (which ran on the VERY outdated wc3 engine) and HoN was a fuckfest for anyone trying to get into the genre. I really think the character designs came second hand compared to how, as you said, easy it was to just download it for free and start playing. And the main reason why a lot of people who said it was a DotA-clone (besides the ones who were just butthurt) said so because a lot of the heroes that the game started out with had ability designs similar to DotAs heroes. What they didn't account for is that the lead designer for the game since day 1, Phreak, used to go by the nickname Guinsoo AKA the original creator of DotA.","Phreak and Guinsoo are two completely different people, might want to fix tgat up." +No I wanted to say you have a hot username.,Thanks.... +Anarkali Bazaar lahore,Bravo! +Well that sucks. Any idea why?,Mods were probably getting tired of receiving death threats from T_D +"You're good, bi people don't have to apologize for this shitbag.",X100000000 +"RHOBH S07E01 - Stronger than Ever - Live Episode Discussion *In the seventh season opener, Lisa Vanderpump introduces the group to her friend Dorit, whose permanent houseguest is Boy George. Erika celebrates her 45th birthday in style with a 1970s-inspired Studio 54 party and receives more than one birthday surprise. Lisa Rinna and Eileen awkwardly come face to face with Lisa Vanderpump for the first time in months.*",Yaaas vanderpump dancing like my grandma! +"My MIL had a BIL like that. Laughing boy thought it would be funny to drive home extra, extra slowly, seeking out every pothole when she'd told him she really needed the toilet. When they reached home, he sat on top of the toilet, laughing, until she peed herself. A while later, he went completely nuts and decided to cut all his wife's clothes off on main street and leave her there, naked. Charming fellow, apparently. Run. Don't be near him, don't be alone with him.",Sounds like BIL needs to be in a padded room with a I-Love-Me jacket. +"Thank you! I bit off more than I could chew with going full homebrew, but it's definitely paying off",So long as you're enjoying it. +Looks like another PS4 movie is almost done,"Just like TLoU, Uncharted, Bloodborne, and the other God of War games, right?" +And it has nothing to do with Zarios and Galleon?,"Nah fk em, if anything they make the team WORSE" +"I don't have good luck at all, I'm f2p in arena 9 and I got legendary chest, then epic chess, then magical chest, gold, legendary, epic! Is this even possible? Bug? I don't care!",*F2p with 2400 gems* +What's the best off-brand DS3 controller?,Maybe look into getting a scuf ps3 controller. +Making themselves out to be the victim? What the hell are you talking about. What I saw was her explaining why they are wrong and doing a very thorough job of making that point. Side question; Would you cross a bridge if 97 out of 100 engineers said it would collapse if you were to cross it? I doubt it...,It depends... Are the engineers who say it will collapse liberals? +what is the funniest insult you have received?,That my face is too expressive. +Reddit just swapped the SHARE and VOTE sections on their app. For no apparent reason.,The timelines switched. +What do you think of Tribe's last album: The Love Movement?,I feel like Mero +"*well then, we'll have extra-judicial & judicial killings*",The more the merrier! +"How to destroy with z7 imp Ammo, damage, reload. You destroy everything quickly",Pay to win +"The wild dogs cry out in the night as they grow restless, longing for some solitary company. I know that I must do what's right, as sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti. I seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that I've become.",I love the line longing for some solitary company Because that's not a walking contradiction +Let's lower the gas tax to stimulate the driving economy. The increased taxes created by the stimulated economy will more than pay for the road improvements.,"Here, you forgot this:" +Double standard,Black people can't be racist. +"From the guy that brought you Magic Missle Rammus , here's Magical Master Splinter. This guy is hilarious. His crass humor and his voice fit perfectly with LoL and his memes.",Lost it at healthy wifi connection. +keep playing != can't playing,Well this comment chain is a treasure trove of information and in-depth discussion +Hoping on the back of the train,Hey dogo :3 +"Friendly reminder regarding the placements Since Season 7 started today and alot of you guys will be playing your placements today I wanna remind you that there is no reason to get overly tilted, stressed or whatsoever. Even if you go 0-10 in your placements because unlucky you'll still have the whole season to climb atleast to your old ranking. So don't be all to nervous and just try your best and have fun!",yes chill guys bc climbing is so fun +If it wasn't for its historical and political context her work would have been completely forgotten. It was not university-level political or economic thinking.,Yeah it's a fiction novel. +Eh no.,I guess simpletons need the +Apparently a Christian University in Yogyakarta isn't allowed to put a hijabi woman on its advertisement.,Do they hold a copyright on the hijabi woman? +Doctors in Denmark want to ban circumcision for under-18s,"Genital mutilation, but it's westernised so it's all good!" +"When I run into a person, I feel bad for them as it could have been my fault. When I run into an object, I'm angry at it, despite the fact that it was my fault.","Objects don't tend to be angry at you, so there's little point in trying to keep them calm." +Dude I would totally buy a white one,*report racism* +Use at least icy veins :P,"no, he should use class discord" +"So? The fact that Abe went to Pearl Harbor to give respects is honorable enough. Why would either of them apologize on behalf of events neither took part of? Historical guilt is pointless. They're doing exactly what needs to be done, which is to move on and look forward to future relations.","you're screwing up the liberal agenda, white people are evil and need to apoligize for all other white people's actions." +Texas?,Texas is like the first U.S state that I think of. +Doctors in Denmark want to ban circumcision for under-18s,"Ahh, circumcision threads always bring out the neckbeards to self-loathe their penises because they think they are now permanently tied to a religion and won't be perfect atheists." +"**By** March, not until. Refunds can be an admin nightmare, they'revgivingbthemselves time to get it right.","Yeah, I'm sure it will be before March, because Pebble *always* does things early." +"Can confirm, this was me many times. Best was when I wasn't waving the flags and our safety officer (to my knowledge, she gave herself this Totally Real position) would yell GET THOSE FLAGS UP! Lady, if someone can't see or hear this two ton machine rolling around beeping and flashing, my flags are about as much use as yelling Watch out! from the far end of the parking lot.",And doing 1 km an hour... +"My brother is 12 years younger. He's been a parasitic dick from day one. I thought he'd grow out of it, but he's 24 now and never intends to get a job or do anything but drink and smoke crack on the porch while expecting everyone to give him money for his hardships because Jesus. We don't talk at all, because I'm a disgraceful sinner atheist and all that.",Well that is just him using logic obviously +"Blocka Juniors introduction I'm not doing a form, I'm not doing a form. If you want drafting, post in the comments. I'm Raylan, I'm 27 (nearly) and I have a horrendous IT job in central England. I enjoy travelling when I can, I enjoy football (although not currently, Aston Villa are aids). I do not own a motorbike. I'm currently in the process of moving house and I hate it and wouldn't recommend it. Let me know if you want drafting, I have an idea who I want but my head can be turned by the right player","Yes I want a drafting, a beer and a hamburger please." +Scylla has been underprefforming so we tweaked the numbers just a bit instead of 300 +70% of power we changed that to 70+300% of power,"70 damage is too low for a lategame gods early clear, after all, no reason to play a lategame god if they arent good all game long!" +Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because they're all dead,Oh +"While I'm grateful for the gameplay additions (thank you Tabata!) the story really shouldn't be altered in patches. Make it to optional, free dlc. That's like going back into a book and rewriting it after it has already been released. What does that say about storytelling in digital media? That its okay if it's vastly underwhelming because you can just go in and change it later? Altering it in rereleases and content packs is fine. Changing the base that everyone is supposed to experience though? That just feels disingenuous.","Well, after 10 years of delays, on top of this year's delay, do you think they had enough time to get it all right?" +Donald Trump is Time's 'Person of the Year',So was Hitler. +RotMG Zodiac Signs,wow i haven't seen this one before +Freddie nails it once again,It's those unions +Since no one has been keeping count of the deaths under Capitalist governments,That's statism tho +"Well IF they did, shit would be over afterwards. I wonder why they haven't done this before anyway. Imagine you have 30 trained men with weapons. I guess that's a hell to organinze and our Bundesnachrichtendienst - The Secret Service isn't THAT bad... I guess. But if you have 30 armed and trained men you could basically take over the center of a city for HOURS",Days +"Did Jon ever mention he is aware of the shitposting level of this sub? Wow! Shitposters, Great moves. Keep it up, proud of you!",He responded to someone asking this question before negatively in the comments. +"Those children made my day, but in this video was a good lesson about team work and accountability. This was amazing and beautiful!",Collectivist societies versus individualist ones +I'm willing to wait two more weeks if it means no more kaboomy F9's.,"it wasn't a kaboom, it was a fast fire" +"well i certainly knew what to expect when i was buying weed, so yeah.",Like imminent death and heroin addiction? +So I gave Grognak's Axe to Cait...,someone edit out the ui +Can... can you just go Zenyatta if you're going to do that? Please?,But her pistol does a surprising amount of damage.._Mercy_ _main_ _btw_ +Adorable little disaster.,...wasted. +"Reminder: in whiteout conditions your headlights aren't so you can see, they're so others can see you. Turn on your headlights!",And wipe the snow off them when you get in your care. +I guess my sarcasm wasn't clear enough.,Gotta drop that +"My mom was like, If it happens I'll take care of the baby, you keep going to school. My dad on the other hand has always told me tongue in cheek to not get married until I was 45, that way I can save money on my first divorce. (My mom was his second marriage and now they are divorced) Nowadays my dad doesn't really say anything in regard to it (He's already a grandfather at least 12 times over) and my mom is wanting to be a grandmother already since I was the only child of their marriage. I'm just trying to get some financial security before I head down the marriage and kids path.","You're doing it wrong, you're supposed to get financial security from the person you marry." +I haven't seen a single person with a 10 series card having good performance after the new patches,I have a 970 but sadly didn't play the game until after the patch that everyone says messed up their performance. +"all the subs that have been shut down revently have been shut down for supposedly doxxing people. if thats the case, and true, its their own fault. you can discuss mostly whatever here, just dont be dumb about it and break the rules. you can communicate outside of reddit as well as on reddit.",There is reason to suspect the doxxing was done by shills. +so ^^^smol,wimpy^wimpy^wimpy HEFTY^HEFTY^HEFTY +My mom has three deaf brothers (7 total siblings). They grew up in rural Mexico. They have their own sign language to communicate between themselves and their family as my uncles never had formal education. They have a sign for everything and can convey their thoughts perfectly to my mom.,"Time for a big, beautiful wall around Mexico?" +"How is not giving over 10% of the vote power to California , a fucky system?","Well over 10% of the US lives in California (38.8 out of 318.9 million in 2014, according to Wikipedia), so shouldn't it have over 10% of the vote power?" +"TIL of Kremlin advisor Aleksandr Dugin's 1997 book Foundations of Geopolitics, in which he calls for the annexation of Ukraine by Russia, for the UK to be cut off from Europe, and for the promotion of political chaos and isolationist tendencies in the USA",So that's where 2016 got these ideas. +COME ON! That puck was across the line!,Maybe they could've reviewed it if Cooper didn't waste :-) his :-) challenge :-) again :-) +this looks a little familiar (from the fitbit website),I bet they melted down the gold from the PTRs that never shipped +At this point I feel like posting this guy is just cheating. I'm sorry.,"OK then, you are definitely *not* an option." +It's a federal one. Firearms are under federal juristiction so even though CFOs are assigned to a specific province they are appointed by the federal government.,One size fits all serves us so well. +Canadian RC source for benzos I know somebody can help me out. Iv been looking for days now and even if a lab advertises them they are always out of stock.,IMDRC has etizolam which is better than alprazolam (Xanax) IMO and in many others opinions too. +You don't think people voting based on incorrect information doesn't undermine the democratic process?,Not if I get the result I want.... +I'm a good girlfriend...Merry Rickmas!,Geeze don't break an arm jerking yourself off brraaaahhhhp morty +"You're righr, he was so successful at being transparent, using the espionage laws more than every other president since it was signed into law, and once again arming rebels who just further destabilize the middle east.",If only Obama were a Scotsman. +WHATABURGER IS USING BOYS IN BLUE MEMES!!! PRICE IS IN FREEFALL!!!! SELL SELL SELL!!!,Ok NOW im glad I didnt buy these +"I said this in another thread. To me, their seems to be three possible end games. We either peacefully end up with a universal basic income, we end up with a UBI after a bloody revolution, or we all die due to nuclear war. That is where we are heading. Progressive need to be trying to make that first one happen. It would be great if for once we could make the necessary changes before a catastrophe.",That sounds an awful lot like communism and better dead than red! +"He's a complete failure in business, just like he is in politics. Watching his horrible racist supporters cry on Novemeber 9th will be the greatest thing ever.",Don't you mean November 29th. +"Is 30448 Spider-Man Vs. The Venom Symbiote Available In The US? I've been looking around for this set for the past couple of months, and while others seem to have no trouble acquiring them, I've had no such luck. Is it unavailable in America? It's on the United Kingdom ToysRus site, but not the American one.","I found it at my local toys r us, btw im in the states." +BREAKING: Rosie O'Donnell says to 'disrupt the inauguration'.,"Yeah, because that *so* worked during the RNC." +Where is this hyper-feminist version of reddit that those responses are complaining about? I want to switch to it.,they're talking about voat +Add that to the Scout class and I'll be happy.,"Hint," +FUCK ESPN but...,Fuck them for not have Mack as #2 +What was once an abandoned streetcar repair facility,Beautiful. +Confacaf champions league is better. Would Leicester win it?,"Nah, they'd get their ass handed to by Such powerhouses as Police Utd and Queretaro." +"Is this a coincidence? In The Silver Eyes, one of Charlie best friends was someone named Michael. And he was William Afton first victim after Sammy ( Charlie Brother ) is this a coincidence ? It's worth mentioning that Michael actually possess Golden Freddy himself! I don't know i feel scott is hiding something big.",#The silver eyes is totally not an AU +Someone that has been a 16 time champion over the course of a career that spans 4 decades is pretty damn impressive. Someone that is a 4 time champ over the course of a year is not.,Statement 1...Ric Statement 2...Charlotte +"Is it time for apple to ditch Lightning? So the headphone jack controversy is still a problem even with rumors that Samsung will ditch lightning. Companies like Samsung and Moto are using the USB Type C connector instead of the 3.5 jack. This makes a lot of sense as if you buy a pear of nice USB-C headphones, you can use them on other devices that use USB-C such as laptops and PCs. However Apple has really set themselves up for isolation with the proprietary lightning connector as only iOS devices currently use it. If you buy a nice pair of lightning headphones, you are stuck with using them on only on your phone. Is it time that Apple ditches the lightning connector? I know people will say that it just came out and that Apple needs more time with it. However I argue that it's lived it's life. The iPhone 1 through the 4S all used the 30 pin connector (5 models in total) and the iPhone 5 through 7 used lightning (5 models in total). I am aware that the 30 pin connector was around long before the iPhone, but with apple's latest push with USB-C with the new MBP, I think the next iPhone should ditch lightning in favor of USB-C. Thoughts?",Apple should wait for the EU to tell everybody what to use. +octodad is/was pretty popular and well respected. it's not obscure at all,Yeah popular for a 12 year old audience +"I bought a pair of the same mitts but they don't fit on my Kymco either. Trying to decide if I should send them back or jury-rig some way of keeping them in place. I rode to work for ~25 minutes this morning, temp was 28 degrees when I left the house. Heavy leather winter riding gloves. Fingers were just starting to get cold when I pulled into work.",Do you have a link for those gloves? +New Orokin Boss Leaked,Take all my upvotes. +THE,PUSSY +I just realized that r/the_Donald is the only place on Reddit where people are actually kind to one another.,Yeah every other post totally isn't about calling democrats idiots or cucks. +"So now we know what will come. A few wireframe paintjobs, a few chrome and gold ones, and maybe, maybe a Python ship kit.",I don't think the Python ship kit will be released in this promotion because all the items here will disappear from the shop in January.. +"Eh, shrek is pretty cool and doesn't afraid of nobody",Shrek is dreck +I think its about time our next president once he is sworn in take a serious look into our intelligence community. Personally I think that the CIA has been compromised.,And so has our President Elect +"Does Incognito mode save the cache to disk then deletes it, or does it save cash to RAM then clears it?","Well, there's no cash in or around my RAM, so either my computer's holding out on me, or it's the former." +"With our thin depth at Center, there is a lot of speculation that Bergevin will look to acquire a 2c sooner, rather than later. Who would you want? Local media were having a field day making up hypothetical trades. What would you want? Personally, I feel the only way we don't get completely fleeced by overpaying would be to look at teams like Colorado, Arizona and Dallas. Names like Hanzal, Spezza, Duclair and Duchene have been brought up more than once today on local radio. What would you do? Would you go for a center? Or just aim for higher scoring on the wings? Perhaps you wouldn't trade at all?",Malkin +This is actually my favorite music to play on the violin built my wife is a guitar novice. I have some Grappelli transcriptions that have the chords. Well try them.,"If it's any inspiration for your wife, Johnny Depp actually learned Minor Swing on guitar for his gypsy roll in the movie Chocolat." +"Trump despises people like you, and that's something a lot of people got behind, enough to get him elected. Maybe you should take a hint.","Not as many as you think, land doesn't count as people ;)" +good strategy posting while all the girls are in fashion friday ~yinz,If we can make pinterest Thursdays a thing we could have another 3 hours to shit post about females. +"If you are using F.lux or any other program that changes your monitor's colors, you may want to disable it temporarily to see how the colors really look.",I don't have any of that shit. +Pff. Every more-less average explorer went through 25+ jump routes on their journeys. No offense though.,"It's not quite as entertaining when you are not exploring, oddly enough." +Casual rank-s comms,Screamers +"Stop larping, m8.",Stop what now? +Does the G-sync sticker on the Asus PB348Q come off?,Better keep it on there if you want g sync to work +Are there any apps this sub can suggest to help me stay accountable to track my lifting?,"I echo the fitnotes sentiment, but i switched to pen and notebook, keeps me off my phone and my mind on the lifts." +"TIL an Irish woman was denied for a teaching job in South Korea, citing the alcoholism nature of Irish people as reason for rejection.",Well Koreans (or Christ killers) are well known to lock themselves out a lot... so there's that. +Poor Baby,Ha ha haha hahahahaha +"Jay also said he didn't support the gay panic law (a law in a few Australian states where, if you can prove you were hit on by a gay man [or woman I suppose, but I've only ever heard of it used by/on men] and murder them as a result, you are not as culpable as if they were not gay), so hopefully that is one of the next things to be changed in law.",Wut +This mad lass has no regard for her bed time,"Damn, if I was still 7 y/o she'd be up almost an hour past my bedtime (if it was a school night)." +i will make stalin look like margaret thatcher,But stalin already was a totalitarian leader who killed millions of innocents +I was part of an Atlanta internet startup back in the late 90s-early00's. A few of our commercials featured ATL in the backdrop. These were our ads.,"Wow, it's really cool to see how the city has changed since then" +When You Pray to RNGsus and get instant results.,"Judge, your red boxes are showing" +Kyrie Irving Jersey,"Just break up with her, that way you can save lots of money on presents!" +I haven't been this lost for a long time,You look more lost than a retard in a balloon factory. +"Oh cool, my job is relevant for once. I work as a food safety coordinator for a grain based company that makes cereal, baked goods and pastas. AMA",What exactly do you do regularly +That's an interesting proposition I haven't heard. Do you know where you heard/read that?,While in the infantry. +What's a waste of money?,game skins +You're close...,The Chainsmokers - Closest (feat.Tristam & Braken) confirmed! +one of each crate offers Gt l0uby,Orange royal crown and cobalt top hat for cc1? +Roblox should ban obbies because they're too confusing for new players,"Nah man, giftsplosions are way more confusing!" +Give me karma btw,"Downvoted, reported and lawsuit pending." +Well I have that. Doesn't hurt to do the burnout ;),After all it's for science +"The company I work for has 15 employees on DACA. Some of them were brought here as infants and some of them don't even speak Spanish. The United States is their home. Even if they don't get deported, they face losing their right to work in the U.S.","Yeah, well, they should've thought about that before they let their parents bring them into the country!" +Intel Retail Edge Holiday Deal 2016 is out! (FOR RETAIL EMPLOYEES) i7 6700k - $134.99 ($330-$195.01 instant),oh boy I sure wish someone who lived in west houston area and worked in one of these retail stores would gift me one of these. +"We REALLY need an ult counter in post game stats This has happened probably a hundred times. You're in a game, but your teammate never ults, or if he does, he uses it to steal your kills. This is trolling since the teammate is actively trying to throw the game for lulz, intentionally handicapping himself. 40m ranked game where the raijin used his ult once all game. I watched the diamond, it only went away once. I want to report these people for trolling/throwing but the teammates or opponents don't believe me. If we had an ult counter we could tell who was trolling the team or being a general asshole. Stance switchers would just be labeled n/a.",I want stance switchers to have a count also so I have have proof that the Hel on my team never switches stances to heal me. +"Wow. Nothing in that article that the Salvation Army said was bad. Their statement was basically Let's stop all bullying, instead of let's not just focus on LGBT people being bullied. I don't know if that's actually an issue with the Australian school system but that's not a controversial statement. Not even a little.","Yeah, and *all* lives matter!" +U,C +Random bonuses new? Not the first catch of the day ones. Had this happen several times today - what's the bonus for?,It's for every 100 of a species you catch. +"Mr President, listen to me. The snow's feeding off your thoughts. You're caught in their telepathic field. They're mirroring you. The more you think about the snowmen, the more they appear. Imagine them melting. Picture it. Picture them melted!",Bless +TIL that many people consider Die Hard to be a Christmas movie.,"Now I have a reason to comment, Ho Ho Ho!" +"You realize your shirt is ironic, right?",No. +"Coud be worst, Could be Berserk, or Hunter x Hiatus.","It truly is the season of hiatus, the time where all the good series go on break once a year for an unknown period of time" +"Yeah... that's called panty selling. Girls wear them then sell them to people, mainly men.",I think I'm doing it wrong then +"Challenge Mode that Bans the Miner Anyone else find the game not fun when there's a miner involved? Past 6 games on challenge have been furnace, princess, and miner. Basically the I have no skill deck. You know if they get one push they can just chip you down eventually. It's ridiculous. I would gladly pay for a mode that bans miner, hell even a no legendaries mode!",How about banning graveyard and MM? +Ickles.,That tickles +"Then you're islamophobic. If muslim men despise women, you have to respect their culture.",Yes all Muslims are women kickers +"She was a liberal patsy with a glass jaw for Tucker to knock out for sure, but she is pretty representative of a large swathe of low information muh feels type libtards though.",How dare you assume her gender. +"Actually getting sick of killa now, non stop complaining about internet every day","He has a point, He destroys OpTic/other teams on lan." +"Great Series, Congrats and good luck No fights , Just talent and heart, hopefully this ends our rivalry and we can move on Speaking of moving on. Cubs Vs Jays would be sick. Good luck","I won't be looking forward to Matt Bush ever again, that guy is fire" +"Ah! Using the scroll wheel is a good advice, i will try that. I use R and F to control throttle and got W and S bound to thrust up and down. Which buttons do you use here?",I use R and F for up and down +Take a step forward. Into the shower. That's where it all begins.,Nice name! +what girl of watamote do you like the most ?,Yuu does a good job with her facade. +The OS won't be going away? That doesn't make sense. It will always be there. It is required.,"No, you don't need it for something like a chromebook" +Yes.. a bubble that just happens to have a metric shot ton of people whose votes apparently count less than votes in bumfuck Mississippi according to the electoral college.,They are 3/5ths of an American. +"If you ever want to make a post about bad matchmaking, remember this poor Tiger II",He should scout. +"Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys! For the next 72 hours, I'm willing to entertain offers of fealty in exchange for my patronage. Come on; you know what the other mods are like.","If you top mod again, I'll tell you what the Somali militias were and why they resisted the UN intervention." +So I mentioned a modpack I wanted to make on here earlier. Here's what I've got so far.,"Ahhhh yes, 864 logs to make a chest, just my definition of fun." +Jitsu wa Watashi wa ch 151,I honestly stopped caring about random nonsense chapters lie this +Now i'm eating hot cheetos with chopsticks lol,ha I often eat cheetos with chopsticks because it keeps your hands clean! +ZOOM!,"This is great, gave me a laugh at the end :D" +Most Xbox users also play with their mics off. Bastards.,I get nervous when I'm in a group of strangers :( +Ben Affleck's collection in The Accountant,Alan Scott Green Lantern confirmed! +MY COLLECTION BUG ??????,"Yeah, manually pressing all cards is hard." +"I'm usually not that on my game, but the stars aligned just right",The other guy also has to be a little receptive for your witty lines to work. +US and UK spies targeted commercial airline passengers' mobile phones,"Well, they were told to shut them off!" +"Nvm all that, you go have fun. When I was your age, I was too busy chasing Mewtwo to care.",Listen to the Honest Banker! +"NFL Power Rankings, Week 2: Patriots, Broncos shoot to the top","They're not shooting for the top, they're just practicing their helmet-to-helmet and aiming high." +A gold brick,And ruin the gold? +That's bananas. Who would think a symbol of a war to keep slaves is racist!? Next they'll tell me that the swastika is somehow anti-Semitic!,But but white people are *reclaiming* the swastika because it's an Asian symbol of good luck! +Resistance Gamemode,The 3rd person is painful. +This actually happened to my husband. We work together and he doesn't have a reddit account so he lets me eat his tasty karma,They probably tried to warn him because you're fucking everyone else who you work with +Penguins are pretty good swimmers. They probably just waited for the flood to start and *then* got on the ark.,Sounds reasonable +Really? Cringeworthy?,"You're right, that statement was exaggerated." +So pretty much the same for masturbation and you don't have to cuddle.,Cuddling is the best part you fuck. +Of course they must take part in it. This shouldn't even be a discussion.,Arguing that people shouldn't be *allowed* to question authority will surely not lead to bad things +My most beautiful death (BF1),Im kampf **gefallen** - he he he. +Happy National Aero Chord day!,wut? +Sounds like my dad when I was growing up. Puppets? Demonic. Music? Has backward messages in it. Demonic. Television? The boob-tube shoots its demon rays into the minds of god's children. Demonic. Halloween? EXTREME 100% DEMONIC. Lucky Charms? Demonic. Trix? Does the rabbit talk? Yes? Demonic. Had a bad dream? Demons. Drink some milk and pray. Dinosaurs? No such thing. Transformers? Do they transform? Yes? Demonic. Childhood was not fun for me.,we couldn't watch bewitched for the same stupid reasons +I'm a 'C' I also use around a 37 size of medela flange.,"Amazing, way to go" +"It's the same missions that I've mentioned. This is only a reminder, not a new mission release. You already have Takao, you have done it.",So are we not meant to get the extra's yet? +To be fair Nate Silver had a dozen articles why Trump never-ever-will-win-the-republican-nomination-surely-next-january-months-week-he-will-drop-in-the-polls. After this failings he had to hedge his predictions.,"He also walked back on that, admitting he let his personal beliefs get in the way of the stats." +"If you're biologically black but look white, then you're not black","Wow, Blue sure is getting a lot of use out of that Phrenology degree." +"If I die while defending the rift, don't let me respawn 15 miles away from it This is so silly, I get that you don't respawn immediately at a proper defend spot, but dying basically means that you're useless to your team. (Discussion)","My favourite bit is the delay after dying before you can respawn, should be made longer in my opinion." +I have been here for days...DAYS!,Now download DOOM +"MRW We have a pretty amazing episode, and then we get a last minute reveal thats even better",Is it just me or is this a complete 180 from last year's man who has no hope loses additional bit of hope he didn't even know he had meme on our top/all time? +"Close, but I'm pretty sure he screamed I'm the man. Subtle difference, but...",Clearly Owens is ripping off Rollins instead then +Why does the North American team have 2 North Americans,NA LUL +Read the headline.,That would require him to read something that wasn't Stormfront without going apoplectic about fake news +Mexican cartels to expand reach in Canada with visa changes,I guess that means we'll soon be seeing better coke +"I'm no artist, but I spent the last six months working on making my own pilot - Dungeon Dynamite",Can't Killian the zillian +What was the last TV series you completed? Would you reccomend it?,"Fleabag - Yes, it's great!" +Red Sox making Clay Buchholz available more than Drew Pomeranz,"I like them both a lot, 6 man?" +"If the law is indeed the law, then you need to apply that to *every* law equally. If there are any laws you don't feel that way about, then the law is the law is not actually your point of view. Meaning anyone who had anal sex in Texas in the 90s is a felon and belongs in prison. Round 'em up.",the law is the law +This seems less invasive so still pretty cool. I think with DBS it's actual surgery whereas this just looks like a bracelet you wear around your wrist.,very neat! +"That does it. Resign. GTFO. However you may feel about the issue itself, this is a governement official openly refusing to honour a judicial decision. Go. Leave the country. Go work in some banana republic. This is a country where Rule of Law supersedes your gigantic ego.","doe eens kalm maat, diene gaat gewoon hoger beroep aantekenen hoor en da kan nog efkes duren eer heel die procedure is afgelopen" +"Countdown is the shit, also Pipeline and basically all 6 maps except Wet Work",I loved wet work just so I could use the night vision. +"Just watched the world series for the last hour, I am over it. Let's get to a real sport. LET'S GO DUCKS!",Baseball is so fucking boring idk how people enjoy it. +"As shootings continue, Minneapolis police attempt to stem gang bloodshed",This situation clearly call for some concerned citizens to plant themselves on a major freeway during rush hour. +Surely I will woo m'lady peasant if I randomly buy her a gaming PC.,"Jeez, where was this guy when I was playing WoW on low with 10 FPS?" +"That would never happen! (it did) Fake post, faaaaaake post! (Not fake).",We need to be very careful of how damaging this fake news can be. +"As it's not stickied or a top post on this sub and I'm still in bed, no. Counter: why do people get so bent out of shape over the smallest things?",You really are a fucking idiot for asking questions +Stretch targa bmw,why +"We need natural disasters. Earthquake happens, all building objects have an X% chance of being destroyed, maybe even linked to durability. Then even the biggest clans become vulnerable and a naked has a chance to scavenge and be successful starting weeks into a wipe.","Wouldn't you love an earthquake to hit while you were offline, yeah that'd be fun" +"Yeah I mean, if you check his history, it's filled with anti-Sanders rhetoric. I just want to know why exactly.",It's literally a paid for marketing campaign +Doubt this a lot. Altec said he wants to play LCS and to prove himself. Even if he plays better than sneaky I don't see them dropping sneaky as he **IS C9**.,Said that about doublelift and CLG +Who else remembers the American flag hanging in the class room and standing every morning with hand on heart pleading alliance to the greatest county in the world,My school still does the Pledge of Allegiance. +"Too bad the backwards compatibility of Reach is still terrible on Xbox 1. Most games see improvement, this one is still shockingly terrible. I was just trying to play the level Tip of the Spear and it was barely hitting 20fps.",Glad I'm not the only one. +Taylor Hall splits the defense and has a prime scoring chance in his first game as a New Jersey Devil,"From someone who watched him live yesterday, he was incredible." +"You press down while twisting. It's child proof, so I hope you're not actually a child.",Regulations can't work if you give away the secrets! +"Once again, the only solution to increasing rent is to increase housing to meet demand.","That would never work, we should keep not trying it just in case." +And maybe a cool mosquito in it :). I'll have to remodel the large one to have a large scuff and break on it.,"I feel like it should be a little more red, but that may just be my screen." +"A Target Tale I went into target an hour ago to make returns. I told myself, dogsordiamonds, you are only making returns! Won't it feel great to be $90 richer again than to spend money? But then I thought perhaps it would be prudent to check if diapers were on sale. They were--spend $100 on baby items, get a $25 gift card. So into the cart went $100 of baby items. Then I remembered I had to buy a gift for the first birthday party my son is going to on Sunday (I already got one for the second). Into the cart went a board game. I needed milk, might as well buy it here. Needed containers, so into the cart! Snow pants for the big boy, pajamas for the little guy, wood polish, chapstick, Hanukkah gift for a niece, cookie dough scooper (??), strawberries...ladies. I just...this is such an unhealthy relationship I need to break up.",And now you told me about the gift card sale... I'm screwed. +Hacker,"Yes, he is deffinitely a hacker for having a Typholsion" +Damn I'm excited to play gun game with MWR weapons!!! I wonder what the last kill will be as I believe it's normally a throwing knife/crossbow thing I believe in recent games?,Last weapon will be Zahkeav's left arm. +"Erik Karlsson, at age 26, is now the highest scoring defenseman in Senators team history",But he can't play defense! +MRW anti-feminists tell me the newly passed heartbeat bill isn't a feminist issue,"Silly female, believes has a right over her uterus" +"I don't do many hidden tangs, what do you guys think?","Looks very clean overall, great job!" +The cammer missed the class where we learned dash cam evidence can be used against the owner.,"but he's totally in the right, why can't you see that!" +"fucking hypocritical losers, standing around, probably drove their car to the protect, using all their smart phones, wearing clothes made out of oil.",I'm sure using such language will reconcile both sides and allow for healthy discussion leading to compromise. +Yeah boohoo so cringe. How the fuck is this cringy?,Because it features overwatch and not the much much better Paladins? +Should Fair Catch Kicks be worth 4 pts?,I think punt returns from the end zone should be 10. +Are you saying he could look like Mace Windu?,"No, he's saying he is gonna be revealed to be Nien Nunb." +Analog to digital and vice versa shouldn't be allowed. It puts a paywall for doing techs.,"Bayo, Ryu, and Cloud shouldn't be allowed they put a paywall for getting better results" +What's in here? Buckles?,Spa buckles. +Most people don't connect iPhones to their computers anymore. No reason to with iCloud. Wireless headphones work with everything too. I can't believe people put up with wires still.,"u/PirateNinjaa I hope your phone doesn't get bricked and you have to use your computer to restore it, wires are necessary you seem like the type of person to just take it to the Apple Store and let a 'genius' fix it." +"you cannot edit the headline in FB right? once you pasted the link, it would take the headline from that link?",apparently you can +Portland to raise taxes on companies where CEO earns 100 times what workers do,im sure employment is going to skyrocket in Portland +dad verified,Did you just assume OP's gender? +Stock pixel on 6P,Post is removed: WC not in the title tag +"First day uber driver horror story My first day on the job was last night 12/7 at 10 pm. My first drive was on the house as I stupidly forgot to start the meter as 6 people crammed into my 5 person car. Awesome start. It was so slow that I only got four more pings later that night. The last one was at 1 am which I remember telling myself last one and I'm going home I would soon regret that decision. I live in a small town 45 min from Springfield so you can see why I was eager to go home at that point. More driving. Yay... I accepted the ping, waited forever it seemed. I called and a female angrilly responded who the fuck is this?. I said your uber driver mam two very sloshed drunk girls and an upright woman who I assumed was the one who answered got into my car somewhere near Ernie Biggs. It went to shit from the get go. The destination was already set and bitchy I'll call her, kindly insisted I drop her off as it was on the way. It wasn't. I said sure and thought the longer the drive the more I get paid so fuck it. I knew my way around town but bitchy kept literally backseat driving every turn of the way. She said she was sober but her slurred words said otherwise. Almost near bitchys apartment she sobered up and was in a better mood as I was pulling into the parking lot. She quickly thanked me and ran into the complex in a hurry. Foreshadowing. I was on my way to the actual destination when it hit me...bitchy left me with her two blacked out drunk friends. I knew this because I shook them them for 5 minutes straight trying to wake them up. Nothing. I was shitting tiny bricks. I was thinking my options. Call the cops let them take care of it or push them out as I'm a pretty sturdy fellow. The problem was it was cold af and they would definitely die in the gold. I panicked for a bit not gonna lie but I kept the meter running. I calmed down when I heard a phone go off. One of them got a text. Thankfully they don't lock their phones and I called their first 5 recently messaged people. Nothing. Either these drunks chicks are shitty friends, did this often and no liked them enough for someone to pick up or it was because it was 2 am. Either way I was in an apartment complex parking lot with two passed out chicks at 2 am. Pissed off. Thanks a lot bitchy. I was lucky that I caught a glimpse of an Id and it had their apartment number. I was hoping someone was there to take them off my hands and luck finally struck. A very startled sister of one of the drunks was woken up but I did not care at this point I wanted them gone. They would not budge. Their sister was no help and I have had enough. I picked one of them up and proceeded to fireman man carry her up THREE flights of stairs. Again, thank you bitchy! One hour and a half later from the start of the trip the other drunk had enough sleep that we managed to wake her up. The sister had no idea who this girl was, looked at me, I looked back at her and she knew I was not gonna deal with this shit anymore. I drove off as the sister helped the unknown girl upstairs at 3 am and I'm finally going home. I look at my uber account and racked up a whopping $26 for the experience. Worst part is I didn't even get a tip. Goddamit bitchy. You got me good. Fair warning for anyone that picks up Gabriel e. It's a chick and she will pass out on you along with random strangers she met that night.","Good on you for being a decent human, but yeah you should have called the cops." +"Joe B just feels like a douschebag to me, I dont get it. I'm sure hes a good person, He just has that vibe.","I don't think he's a douche, but he seems to pretend he's one of the cool, womanizer old school blues guys when he's clearly a guitar nerd." +Your most productive citizens are fleeing to better run states.,"Yea, silicon valley is a ghost town, same with hollywood." +I'll give you a nickel to stop.,Pay it to the CBC to stop. +Syria/Iraq is totally a mess. Trudeau made the right call to stay out,What exactly were we going to do with our two or three aging bombers? +Calm down fella it's gonna be ok,I am super calm :) +I worked in the armed services blood bank. And most of the equipment is fairly recent. I think post 2014. And most of those decisions fell on the department head and the contracts with the bureau of medicine.,Wrong post reply I think +Justin Turner posted this to his Instagram today. It appears like he is going to Kenley Jansen's wedding. Maybe this is why neither have them have made a decision yet,Wait you mean players have a personal lives and enjoy themselves away from baseball when they're free? +"I don't have any alts. This is my only Reddit username. Could it be that you are such an abrasive and confusing person that you just naturally foster disagreements? Or perhaps, and this is where my money is, you are a paranoid person who believes that you are being gangstalked because you know things that you shouldn't know?",WHERE YA BEEN ? +John Glenn dies at 95,It's a shame he died before he was able to do something productive with his life. +Planning to progress to a CPL?,Hoping for a full ATP :) +Does your crew/gang have a signature set of masks? (Inspired by earlier post.) To whoever posted earlier about if you have a signature mask I loved that question and love whenever a bunch of you guys show off your masks and shit. So my question is if youve got a group of friends you play with whos got a set of masks you guys have decided to create together whether they are identical or just follow a theme. My buds are still thinking of what to do but we might try to put flags on our masks of our characters signature mask. My wolf mask already has a swedish flag on it and i know my buddy who plays sokol wants a russian one on his mask. So what you guys got?,My crew tends to consist of mostly variously bloodied and warped Kawaii Masks and one bright pink sparkly Peter the Unicorn. +Where's Stockton's?!?,Who wants to see a mixtape of a white guy who just passes? +"already shown / seen before, just not with the same voiceover/context.",But they said things.... I'll be mad if I perceive that you don't blindly love CR and accept anything that is said without questioning it in any way. +Shock As Texas Jury Sides With Cannabis Grower Who Killed SWAT Officer,Abraham really let go after his date with Lucille. +Scientists slam Donald Trump's environment chief over climate denial: 'It's like disputing gravity',but gravity is just a theory not a fact +"I am not a programmer, but I guess you could make an argument that the best most efficient programmers will not need those resources, right? I don't agree but, I could see where they are coming from. But a piece of paper next to you? Come on.",nobody who has ever programmed something would make this argument +Finally decided to reveal more of body :),Holy fuck yum. +"Baltimore City Council condemns President-elect Donald Trump, days before his visit","Of all the problems our city faces, I'm glad this was tackled first." +My reddit comments have that much political power? Wow. I will have to take this enormous responsibility more seriously.,U obtuse af +Penguins have an organ above their eyes that converts salt water into fresh water.,so do communist +28 turnovers. No Mudiay or Malone to blame.,Mudiay's such a scrub he had 0 points 0 assists and 0 rebounds tonight smh... +"As is often the case with language maps, they are not supposed to indicate majorities per se, but rather the extent of *non-negligible* presence of speakers of a certain language. That of course is subject to definition, and without legend or context, the exact intention of this particular map cannot be verified.","Yeah i guess next time they should colour the whole romania, close enough." +What game is this?,The Division +"Can somebody recommend me a good IT Infrastructure Recruiter? I'm considering relocating here, but I'd like to touch base with a couple IT recruiters (preferably ones that specialize in Network Infrastructure) first. So, if you know of any decent recruiters to reach out to, I'd appreciate it if you let me know. Thanks in advance! :)","PM me, I can get you in touch with a few." +For people who build products and just want to put up a nice website really quickly to validate/test out their idea. I don't see this being used much beyond that.,i can see using this to pitch an idea on short notice nice work :) +I try not to member fthreear.,but it was co-op! +Newt Gingrich praises Japan,WTF was he thinking? +My butt hurts more often now... I kinda miss the padding... I can put on a jacket or grab a quilt... But I refuse to wear an ass pad,Make a new butt.. out of muscle! +"I might have kids someday, can you please stop cursing like that? - One of the MMPC's funniest moments, I almost died laughing",The chicken wing is MIA... +not robbie,Robbie will be very normie when he reaches Harambe age +Poch Jesus and Miguel,Who the fuck are those girls? +Anyone asked for coach chip yet?,"They did, but they never message me back." +Ballora and Ennard cannot exist at the same time.,*None of them can exist at the same time as Ennard FTFY +Since we're taking best COPs scenes. My old academy recently showed this gem to the recruits.,So who is his papi? +"Everyone sees it, varying degrees. Should say SAW it, rather, as it hasn't happened to me in quite some time, I believe it was an AMD driver (one of the very newest) that must have fixed it. My 960 4gb SSC did it, but then I got my rx 480 and it did it worse, but oh god does it crank it so much better. But ya, seems to be fixed now for me.","~100 hours under belt, never seen this once :(" +"Why? His I'm adorkable routine consisted of putting his hands in his pockets, stretching his neck out and turning in a circle. I much prefer Holland.","And stuttering, can't forget the stuttering." +Conway on Trump 'Apprentice' role: He'll do it in his spare time,So I guess this shuts up the counter argument that was going around yesterday that Trump only had an EP name because of previous contractual arrangements. +No fuck this country it needs to get better. And if you can't see that fuck you you trash wang nationalistic blind fuck.,"Dont worry, you'll have Trump to sort everything out and make America great again." +Me as Dovahkiin during my last dragon hunt (I have to remake this sword !),Did you catch a pokemon? +Yup and neil degrass tyson worst scientist ever right after carl sagan. Bill murray and jeff goldbloom also horrible actors.,You dropped this. +Pokemon Omeger Rubyer,Le hilaryus parody animation xdddd Reminds me of Newgrounds circa 2006. +"If possible, handcuff your RB's now.",For extra points handcuff a RB from someone else's team that u dont like +My buddy Craig Steele is an autoworker in Flint Michigan and his union buddies got together to donate a few toys for poor kids in Flint for Christmas,I don't see any NES classics or Hatchimals... Looks like Christmas is over... +Is he one of those Freeman on the land kinda wackos? The type who think they can opt out of all of the responsibilities of having a government whilst still getting all of the rights?,Also known as a Sovereign Citizen +"Sagres is only good for their 'Mini' and their black beer. For any other variant, go Superbock. (I expect a lot of downvotes on this one)",Overestimates the amount of people voting in this sub. +"It's not that I want to be assholes to these newcomers and make them feel bad, it's just like. If you're incapable of doing a little bit of independent research, how are you going to be able to figure out that the reason your bike isn't starting is because your kill switch is flipped.",What's a kill switch? +"As a white guy, why can't we talk about white people for a change.",You left off the +Is *firetruck you* also a valid answer?,Fuck you and your fucking logic +Well city did get 33k average in the second division so your not exactly right on that,"And Chelsea used to pull in 100,000" +"I have had DEILD when I was slipping out of a dream, but I returned back to the new one Lucid but before i knew it I lost lucidity and the dream moved on","Next time you're lucid, affirm it by doing things like as reality checks, rubbing your hands together, and saying I am dreaming out loud." +The 2 hit stun is a trash mechanic Im so salty about this but I cant be the only person that thinks this shouldn't be part of the game. Especially if the 2 hit combo takes half of your health. Its such an easy way for bad people to do good.,"Ikr, From please add back infinite stunlock, 2 hits is just too short!" +Absolutely not. Men shouldn't have options. It's his fault for getting her pregnant,You forgot the +Free stuff,"Go home, Bernie." +"I wouldn't really call the dancing. Also, you need to mark this NSFW due to that nip slip. Can't have boobies popping out all wimbly nimbly.",I'm pretty sure this is just spam lol +"Life Expectancy In U.S. Drops For First Time In Decades, Report Finds",Shocking +Worlds Largest Functioning Whoopee Cushion,"Don't do this here, not like this..." +.cupholder (CSGO Players MIGHT know the reference).,.sonic is much better imo +The saying is without further ado,Not in OP's timeline! +But Bum is in postseason mode now. Tired does not compute.,Postseason Bum is literally the Incredible Hulk and he's very angry when the calendar turns to October. +What's your motherboard?,Asus M87ALM. +I run monitors that are 700~p and finding any decent graphics card for good price in country is next to impossible but there was a gaming forum that sold this stuff unfortunately it is dead.,where are you from? +"All this does is open the door for companies to do the exact same thing. Say I own a company, and I wanna send 1,500 jobs to Mexico. All I have to do is threaten to move 3,000, wait for that sweet tax break, and then send the 1,500 that I originally wanted to, but now I'm getting paid to do it, and I look like a hero for keeping jobs in America.",No corporate executive is that unethical! +"It's probably the worst way she could have possibly answered that question. She's literally saying Fuck them, I don't need em. I've got this. Cool beans, let me just go find someone else to help then. People wonder why Sanders supporters might still be salty. Because most of us disliked Clinton for reasons that are pretty important to us, rather than simply liking Bernie more. So yeah, I'd say we've got reason to be salty when someone says screw you, I don't care about and won't do anything for what you want, but you're destroying the country if you don't vote for me.",You mean Sarah Silverman's well-reasoned argument at the DNC didn't sway you to consider voting for HRC? +Congress votes to ban bots from snapping up concert tickets,Glad they're tackling the important issues. +"Ya, should be able to play very very minimal games",So I might have to bump GTA V down to medium? +Is your friend a dog... or just into that sorta thing?,"Yeah seriously, if it wasn't a dog it's 2016, stop kink shaming already." +"Nice find. I tried this 20 times, you weren't joking about **perfect timing**, I couldn't pull it off even once. An Ice Spirit kill shot on a Hound to freeze the pups is way easier than this.",I mean I've done that at least 10 times without even going for it (freezing pups thing) +Photographer of the year 2016 - Guardian shortlist,"I dunno, I thought Time's Photos of the Year were better" +Look up Mccree,You sure showed him what a real high noon looks like +"Hairdressers of reddit, what the hell are you meant to say when you get a haircut?",People still get haircuts? +"You mean reports, not confirmed events.",yeah and the holocaust's fake too. +I LOVE EGGNOG!,Source? +what is something that is nostalgic to you?,Playing some video games with some deadmau5 playing. +What do you have that you don't deserve ?,Myself. +Honestly I think it's well done and rather slick looking.,"Yeah, i'm not sure what someone posting here could find cringe worthy about the QSL card." +That is why the right to sue those who take advantage of you must ever be removed from us. It is often the last recourse we have.,but tort reform is all about making the system more fair for the little man +"Hmm, jeez I wonder why they issued this after Obama's term was already done?","Because he neeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeer did anything secretly, so it would be redundant, duh." +"Norway, we quickly find USA and runs around him yelling I'm helping, i'm helping",Read this in Toki's from Metalocalypse's voice. +"Absolutely. We should be, and I am. I can't really see a reason for the TFW program to exist, to be honest, but I would be open to examples being presented. Really, Temporary Foreign Workers could be brought in for temporary jobs, but I can't imagine many temporary jobs that couldn't be filled by Canadians. Agricultural work being one of the few cases I can see it makes sense. Construction projects require a large group of workers for a temporary project, but Canada has/is capable of producing skilled tradesmen for justly paying positions. Beyond that, I don't really see the need. Mine jobs aren't temporary. Tim Hortons and other food service jobs should absolutely have no access to TFWs, as the demand for their business isn't temporary. If those businesses have trouble attracting workers, might I suggest offering better hours, wages, or working conditions? That seems to have worked in the past for attracting employees.","It's all marketed as being good for Canada / Canadians, but it's all about the bottom line for businesses." +"Seriously, haven't been here in two months, what did I miss",You missed the rising of the fire +Crash Bandicoot Remastered graphics comparison - PS4 vs. PS1,"Mario 64 came out about the same time, I still don't get why they didn't make Crash a 3D game" +All we have to do is make Texas not flat!,Just make it part of that wall that is going to be built. +U-Wing Bug..I finally got video,Such a fantastic game mode that was thoroughly thought out and tested when it was created................. +"If I kill you, I'm better.",OI! +Scorpion trapped,Thank you for your contribution. +"Trump fans are in for a wild ride when they realize the Constitution, and thus the basis of all SCOTUS opinions, doesn't magically shift to support your personal worldviews and agendas. It's why I get such a laugh out of terms like Pro-Life Justice.","Wait does that mean we have to apply the constitutions to Muslims, Mexicans, and Gays too?" +WOOOHOOO WHATS ALEPPO?,Better to not know than know and not give a damn. +"Lmao, I almost got away with it....",kys OP filthy rg user +implying going to highschool and working is hard,"Yes, because everyone knows that what you need to get a good job (good enough to buy a house) is a highschool degree!" +You were the one who mentioned politics...,Yes I'm sure people here who are hating on the design and engineering have no bias towards person who built the building +you are both n00bs,"This guy drinks Cocaine, he's hardcore!" +Why? A Trump presidency is clearly going to be horrible for children in the US and across the world.,Because trump is so shitty people got used to it and it's fucking insane. +"At work, what confirms this?",Fake news of course +"I've read interviews claiming his shoes to be Givenchy wingtips, but I don't think that's correct; I don't see any broguing or toe designs and they look like plain-toe Oxfords in walnut to me. Buy a pair of Allen Edmonds Carlyles in walnut, shine them to a mirror shine, they'll look the same.","yeah man can't you get him a high end quality shoe from a famous actor in a movie for like 50$, perhaps he can find a exactly similar one from Aldo..." +HILLARY CLINTON JUST COMMITED TREASON BY STATING THAT IT TAKES 4 MINUTES BETWEEN NUCLEAR ORDER AND NUKES FLYING,If it's true. +House Unanimously Passes Chaffetz Legislation Protecting FBI Whistleblowers,Yeah because this has worked in the past +Fireland portal summons a 5 mana minion and animated armor is a 4 mana minion.,obviously OP played devolve +Was it at least a for-profit prison? - Libertarians,"Oh, he wouldn't have dared dream of such a luxury..." +I hear MrNomNomMan has a youtube channel thats worth checking out. New content is in the pipeline. Had twins in October and took some time off.,"I saw some of his video's.. He was good, when he was putting out content.." +"Of course, the more downvotes from salty TSM fans you have, the more right you are.",So true +"TS4, why are you so pretty but so empty... Why hasn't winter come yet? Who hasn't let the dogs out? Where are the university dorms? When will cars be affordable? What time are vampires and werewolves walking around the neighbourhoods?","I know right, cause I so loved playing Winter and Vampires at University in Sims 3 within 2 years after the basegame was released" +"Exactly, magnets. Am i rite?",Because so many satellites were made from iron. +Its not a question of morals. Its the sad notion that people feel racially degrading someone won't escalate a situation.,"Yes, but ideally you take the high ground and DON'T beat someone half to death." +Leave Jabrill alone,ULL is the real Louisiana +Because it is slower to click accept rather than refuse?,because you don't really know if they'll trade back that lux or nidalee +"Shh... if they keep repeating Gusifer LLC is an adoption agency, ergo Pizzagate is true enough, it'll become accepted reality. Classic psyop/disinfo tactic.",K thanks shills +"Ok. I was really hoping though that Google Photos would have the ability to sync the photos and organize them into the albums I've placed them in. Do OneDrive or DropBox have something like this, or does it group the photos together or organize by year like Google Drive?","They just dump them into a camera roll folder, but I go empty that on occasion and put them into year/month folders on my PC." +Dreadnought is really looking good. Even @1080p.,What is Dreadnought? +What are you afraid to criticize?,"I don't like how in our society we sometimes try people in the court of public opinion, because it permanently tarnishes and destroy lives of individuals even when they are found innocent" +"Harold should be fired! 1. WTF does Harold think he is? He's been given his marching orders. Either do the work or seek employment elsewhere. I'd fire Harold's ass on principal alone. 2. You could do this with a ~5 line batch script let alone using Powershell. Harold should have already completed this task, let everything blow up and then revert changes when management realizes their mistake. That's a total of one hour to change, roll back, and fix a few outliers.",I'm sure the software the school uses (outside of AD) is completely scriptable and if not totally reasonable to make these changes in. +Ew. The second sub that I filtered from r/all,How do you get your Elon Musk fix now? +"I won watch dogs 2, but eww.. usbisoft do you want it?",733 Thanks op! +I need friends,Same +Unless you're working in retail. Almost everyone is rude to you for no reason.,"Well, start paying attention to me, and do your damn job!" +Curry also later injured Draymond's ankle. Trade him for a big.,We'll trade Tyler Zeller plus a 2nd round pick +It was actually full-time since I worked close to 60 hours per week.,"No no, this guy can tell you how much you worked." +The Gulf of Mexico Is Being Destroyed by Thousands of Invisible Oil Spills,I would have never guessed that brown water could already be filled with oil. +Phantom keeps taking me to login screen. this is the first time this gas happened. any help ?,Uninstall phantom and it should let you log in +Maybe Bernie Sanders should've spent more time since May fighting Donald Trump and less time fighting Hillary Clinton.,You forgot this +"Are there Android 7.0 tablets out there? Aside from Pixel C, there doesn't seem to be much support for Android 7.0 on tablets, at least I have not seen any. If you know one, let me know!",Still hoping Nvidia doesn't drop support for the tablet line. +This is likely to be for AP3.0 then given the three year lead time to actually getting the new chips into production.,"Ah crap, the POS Model S I'm picking up on Tuesday only has AP2!" +Conway on Trump 'Apprentice' role: He'll do it in his spare time,President of the United States sounds like a job that would have a good work-life balance +"People complain that FFXV's world is so barren. You know what world really is barren? Earth! Some places are just boring stretches of land for miles around. You go lookin around for stuff to do and things to find and there's just miles of the same boring stuff. Even the towns all the look the same. Same shops, same things to buy. You have to go an entire continent over it seems like to see anything different. Earth, man. What a boring open world!",Top notch +How did this happen in London?,Most of the people who didn't want to get enriched left London a while ago. +"OG Lore Question Probably been answered already, but if Real Frank got put out of the picture after CHIN CHIN SACRIFICE 2015 - FRANK'S JOURNEY, why do we see him in LOSER READS HATER COMMENTS 3 thru E.T. 2?",Or maybe George just doesn't care about the continuity of the lore as much as his viewership does? +"Have them appear in the game regularly, and make sure they always offer the party something. Elrond says hello. Elrond gives you some lunch.",Precisely! +I took this photo earlier...,"Did you post it on the front page with the title when you have to admit your wrong, too?" +"Hey, I'm in Calgary now too, send me a message and I can get you a coffee, unless you don't want something warm?",-40 in Airdrie u pussy +"Awesome vid, my favorite part is the cameos by Shadow, El-P, and Killer Mike. Can you spot them all?",BeT YoUJ CanT NaMe 5 SongS ThoUgh! +What is your favorite video game explained poorly?,Little kid travels around the world fighting random enemies to save the world with the aid of his friend and gay fairies. +"Seriously, my gf and I can eat a three course meal at tbell for like $9",a nacho supreme combo and a double decker runs about 9 bucks +"I'm not sure exactly where, though. I don't want to read a fantasy novel at 500 wpm, that's like watching a movie on fast forward. I don't want to read a technical manual at 500 wpm either, if it's a complicated subject I often need to re-read sentences. So what is there left? Reddit comments?",Those narrative paragraphs at the beginning of movies that fade out way too quick. +"Just by virtue of the fact it *is* circumstantial creates inherent doubt. If you were in the location of shooting, with no proof of the ID of the shooter, and no sign of the weapon after, just by virtue of the fact you were there at the right time there is *circumstantial evidence* you were possibly the shooter. But it doesn't actually mean you had the slightest to do with it at all.",I forgot a +Soccer - Russia - 8:30am PST **Tosno** **(-118)** @ Spartak Nalchik __________________________________________ Soccer - Romania - 8am PST **CFR** **Cluj** **(-125)** v Gaz Metan Medias __________________________________________ Soccer - Germany - 11:15am PST **Union** **Berlin** **(+105)** v St. Pauli,Which are you most confident on? +"As much as I cant wait for Zen, remember",Just pick Lucio instead +Why is terrorist in quotes? Suspect by itself indicates that he was arrested but not convicted. You don't see other crimes like arsonist or murderer quoted for arrests.,"Because he wasn't doing it on purpose for some political or religious motive, his mental health was the issue, quite insane." +"PSA: Gopher Mens Basketball is 8-1 and winning tonight by a landslide. I'm sorry. I'm a die hard Wolves fan, season ticket holder. But, when you're feeling down remember, there is a winning basketball team in this state!",But we aren't a basketball state though.... +mold covered spidercorpses hanging from the ceiling,Imagine accidently walking through that in the dark... +I made a handheld teleporter.,Reminds me of Unreal Tournament's teleporter gun. +Surely you can get more info since your father is well connected.,I provided a bunch of good sources that go into detail on money laundering post-demonetization in another comment here. +"I hardly think I'm condescending by refusing to go looking for the truth in textbooks approved by a Communist regime. After all, it's not like China banned Google for refusing to along with its censorship.","Well, the Chinese did invent global warming as a conspiracy to steal American jobs, so there's no telling what other dastardly deeds they're up to!" +"Oh no! Hopefully a very wise someone can help us both out of this hellhole. The craziest part of this is that I can run Blizzard's Overwatch at 140fps on Ultra at 1080p with no problems, but I can't get anywhere near 200fps in CS at 1024x768 with low settings... Do you have the same CPU and/or GPU? Anything else that you've tried that maybe I haven't so that we can rule that out as a factor?",because csgo is stupid i get great fps on the division 140 constant in 1080 but i cant hold 200 in 1280x1024 lowest settings in csgo makes sense +"You cared enough to give your opinion, which directly contradicts your already worthless comment",I'm not even going to reply to this offensive comment.. +I suggest getting a ruby Anthony Davis.,Nah I'd never want him I heard he's trash +It's been 1 year since my suicide attempt,90% of people that attempt suicide don't want to do it again. +In western Canada no so technically not nation wide.,"Yeah, but they want to be their own nation anyways, right?" +"Preparing for White House, Trump to attend Army-Navy game",This is the equivalent of 8 or 9 missed security briefings. +best way to raid a base,"ai Akree, komlade" +"It would be nice if you know, we have something to show for all the money they made this year.",Would be nice if you didn't constantly complain about everything. +Atlanta is required watching for anyone who likes media,Le comment gave me le cancer. +It sets a bad precedent unfortunately then they have to make a sticky for anything tangentially associated with Star Citizen or CryEngine - just downvote if it bothers you - people get very precious about their fake internet points and usually delete the posts.,Valid point. +"If you cast an Alteration Armor spell, such as Oakflesh or Ironflesh, and then cast Invisibility, you will get a cool greenish outline while invisible. If you do it in First Person, then your hands will have this effect, and if you do it in Third Person, then your whole body will. It's one or the other, though.",Ohhhhh y'know the title didn't explain but hey thanks for clearing it up! +TC bogos sold out ?,They sould out *almost* as quick as the real ones did +"Well played, China",This would be a weird Pokemon class if this actually was a thing. +Artemis and Athena adopted a slutty baby named Aphrodite.,They really looooove that baby +Two companies are over-represented in Trump's cabinet: Goldman Sachs and Exxon. These are two of the most evil companies in America. They are responsible for oil spills and economic crashes. They are responsible for keeping 99% of the wealth in the hands of 1% of the population.,"Good thing corrupt Hillary didn't win, with all her ties to them." +Jagr calls MacKenzie the perfect captain,Not surprising that the guy who is still stuck in the 90's thinks the captain should be the gritty veteran. +I send this to my console playing friends who say they don't want to play games hunched over a desk.,Maybe if they sat in a chair like normal people they wouldn't be hunched over +"They don't want this to stop. It employs too many people. Cops, lawyers, judges, probation officers, prison guards... The day dope stops coming into this country, a hundred thousand people lose their jobs. - American Gangster","Like the President of Colombia doesn't have a financial gain for his country is America legalizes cocaine, totally unbiased" +360mm is just fine for a GPU and CPU. Even with overclocks.,Thank you! +A Mongolian blonde mane horse,Leave Sarah Jessica Parker alone! +"Habs' win against the Devils on Thursday was their 2,000th win on home ice",It's too bad Price murdering someone on the ice took away from the situation. +Puppeys rant against w33ha,Hitler rants are (almost) always some good stuff. +Huh. I disagree with myself all the time.,That's what happens when you're not perfect. +Doesn't sound like anything to me,Have you tried unmuting it? +What exactly do you mean they've been mass importing these people for years?,"You know, all those liberal mega-agriculture outfits and hotel chains, mass importing people to pick their produce and scrub their shitters." +"People who like that there's a new, relatively inexpensive, non-rotating format for them to play. Then the format will get popular. Which means there will be more demand for cards. Then staple cards will get expensive. Then people will get mad at how expensive it is and blame Wizards. Then people will make a new non-rotating format again and the cycle begins anew.","Which has been the issue before with Vintage, Legacy, Modern... But not to worry, the next format will solve *all* of our problems!" +Sta je tocno rekla o islamskim drzavama ?,"da se hiljade boraca isisa vracaju u bosnu, a to nije istina, vraca ih se nekoliko stotina, sta je to nego islamofobija" +Bears don't want you if you - Put team on your back - Ball out every Sunday - Are a fan favorite - Are the best WR in Bears history Forever will be salty. That's a $135 jersey down the drain.,You could wait until another Marshall wearing number 15 is on the Bears. +"If you are packaging a product used to open other products (i.e. scissors or can opener), don't make that product IMPOSSIBLE TO OPEN.",But how else could they convince you of the need to buy their product opening product? +"CIA: Trump voters interfered with election. Why doesn't Hillary have 538 electoral votes, you might ask?",IT WAS HER TURN +Nothing matters but how attractive you are to a woman!,Yeah how dare they want a car they like the look of! +They need to get back in the kitchen!!,Yeah dude too bad women don't bake anymore... +Some heroes wear short shorts,Fabulous. +SamKnows? Anybody participate in this program? Anyone have concerns?,A government agency wants to put a device on my internet connection ... Where do I sign up? +"Did anyone expect Houston to be this good? I knew they were going to be good as in making the play-offs, but not this good they are top 4 and are currently tied with LAC for the 3rd spot. I know lots of people were saying Houston will suck and not make play-offs because the coach is all about offense.","Yes, but not this fast." +He has to make room for all those desperate women seeking to control their own health and bodies.,It is a crime not to birth proud American babies! +"I personally hate them, but you should buy what appeals to you.",Me too +"***CONTEXT*** So I enter a BR. I was an Adagio that had to go WP because Ozo (Mr. Trashtalker) decided to go CP. Our Fortress had to roam. Enemy team had a Reim, Alpha, and Petal. I could kinda tell that we were outcomped, so I tried to make the best of it. We were kinda head to head at a certain point. Unfortunately, most of the fights ended up having Alpha and Reim alive fighting our single Ozo. We weren't making much of a difference and eventually only had 1 turret left. They had 2. My plan was to kinda backdoor them so we could quickly end the game and move on. (We were at their base, left side.) Fortress followed me, but then Ozo retreated and Fortress instead followed him. (We could have potentially won if Fortress stayed with me and tried to backdoor, but I don't blame Fortress at all. He was doing what he should have done, and that was protecting his carry.) I had to move back with him, but by then, I was seperated by the enemy team. I had no choice but to try and make my way back. Unfortunately, it was all over. I made the mistake of staying behind to try and backdoor. HOWEVER I owned up to my faults. I knew it was 100% my fault, and I admitted it to Ozo. I didn't blame him or Fortress. Unfortunately, Ozo believes that Battle Royale is the most important gamemode in the entire game, and decided to start trashtalking. Cue convo.","gtfo Termy, we don't need your species around here" +There's more people every year and the same amount of land. It does not require a conspiracy for housing prices to rise.,"Yeh, because real estate prices have historically tracked population growth/density..." +"No, just finding out for sure if Trump actually won and waited for results. Or doing whatever is needed if it's found out that something was wrong with the election.",I'm sure the same process would happen if Clinton won... +you must've been raised by a bitch to be able to call someone else's mom names without meeting them yung pappie,lmao I went through your history you probably have a super low self esteem for you to just be a dick to everybody and anybody possible sucks to suck +You're wrong on both counts. Impressive.,Compelling argument. +Cause y'all can fix yours. Problems like ours need to be fought for.,"So that strong men can agree to them, and enforce them for you" +"Yeah if possable, might be hard to get the bank to approve if he has not had any pay checks coming in though.",Employment contract with the salary on it or an offer of employment letter should be more than enough. +Mika Brzezinski says Clinton campaign wanted her 'pulled off the air',"She doesn't want to listen to Mika on TV in the morning... See guys, Clinton is just like an average American." +Today in tinder - case subject 0002: Viviane,Man up and swipe right! +"I have a couple of stories; 1- family member is super controlling of her son. The typical don't do this, don't do that at all hours of the day. Tends to speak for him. Any time he says something legitimately funny, that isn't offensive, she yells at him for making too much noise. Got him started in karate, then started bullying him into quitting when she found out they have to spar (mind you, this is super controlled, light contact sparring. Accidents do happen, but are few and far between). Now he plays every other sport under the sun. She mostly has him involved basketball and travel team soccer, two sports with much higher injury rates than most martial arts. 2- the parent of one of my high school band students. This parent was on my ass over every little thing. They thought I didn't give her kid the credit they deserved? There was an email the next day. Thought I favored another student (who was a better, more talented, and more coachable player)? There was another complaint. You name it, I heard it from this parent. We had a 3-day trip planned, and I let the kids sign up for their ideal rooming situations (assuming you followed the rule of filling an entire room of 6 people to a room at once). This kid signed up for a room with one other person, thinking they would get it to themselves. So, as stated in the rules of the trip, I split them up to fill up two other rooms that had 5 each. Guess what- there was another email, this time requesting a meeting with an administrator. I'm fairly certain this kid will be nearly non-functional without their parents coddling them every step of the way through college.",Pffff probably a clarinet +At least it's not raining.,its gonna rain lead in a minute if you don't let me get some rack time in Preston +Thankfully no more Australian funding will go to this misadventure!,"Yes, why should Australia invest in tomorrow's products when we can just buy them in the future?" +Kyrie joins Mark Price and LeBron James as the only Cavaliers with 600+ career 3s,Kyrie is the best Cavalier of all time! +"Catch a tiger by it's toe. If it hollers, let it go.",It's not toe. +Completely uncalled for reaction - I don't care how much of a legend you are for doing whatever you do. This is like telling a 5 year old that their drawing is crude and they should feel bad because the drawing reminds me of my stickfigure grandma.,Not far fetched considering the way he treated his sons career. +"Nah, I'm just saying that LeBron is not the only player in NBA history. I didn't realize that was debatable.",Fuck you biased ass Warriors fan thinking there are players in NBA history other than Lebron +If the 6.89 patch notes doesn't get released RIGHT after the final I'm going to get MAD. Honestly please.,"lol, 6.89 is never getting released." +And then we could calculate how many of World's <25 year olds play League of Legends,"I'll take a crack at it, if my calculations are correct then 100% of all the LoL players <25 years old play League of Legends" +Cheese is to Eddie Lacy as pot was to Ricky Williams. Dude just has other interests.,Eat cheese every day +Super fast charging Battery with Lithium Ion like Energy Density developed,"this is like the 100th new battery development till now this year, nice!" +NA Fans right now,I wish it was that easy :( +A 10 Mana Taunt Minion,BogChamp +"In summary, there is nothing to weigh.",very smart people are saying the russians did it +Left Libertarian,DEBATE TIME +"rapturephobia. easy; there have been loads of predicted raptures and none of them have turned to shit. co-existing. state you position, and that it doesn't change anything much, you're are still the same person they've been friends with for months.","Okay I'm seeing my girlfriend in about 30 minutes, as you propose I will let her know my position with this ordeal and will take it from there." +I named my Island Scan Emboar fat fat be funny.,So funny. +For the sole reason of encouraging faster game play and less camping (which means more fun and more people playing) kills should be encouraged as much as possible. It's 100 times harder to get ten kills and second place than 1 kill and first place.,They should just spawn us with guns and give unlimited respawns and remove gas. +"He didn't cast doubt, i.e., create doubt where there was none. He basically said he believed trump instead of the Intelligence community of the US govt. and the president and members of his own party. That is hardly casting doubt.",Saying that we should believe a pathological liar over our intelligence community makes perfect sense. +Donald Trump Jr. is interviewing Interior secretary choices while helping run the Trump business,"See, and people were afraid Trump would use his position to encourage graft and corruption." +Degloving. You should google it.,"Is that like when someone takes off their glove to challenge another gentleman to a dual, right?" +Soccerpro is Selling Authentic MLS Jerseys for 40% off ($70) with Free Shipping.,I was so close to buying a jersey then I put in my current Canadian address... i'll pass on the 40 dollar shipping :'( +The most expensive mobile data country: Canada,Finland is looking better and better all the time +An HISD school board race was decided by 27 votes today. Never let anyone tell you your vote doesn't matter.,26 of those votes didn't matter. +wtf fer,He went to fer with that knife +"There's a waiting list a mile long for adoption. There are many, many, MANY couples who would dearly love to be able to have a family but are unable to have biological children.",That's a great reason to force other women to be brood mares! +I'd be baffled. *Then* I'd be bloody furious. (A salty cucumber? Like... a pickle? What? It's just so childish on top of everything. No wonder the husband's dodging responsibility and playing with the older boys instead.),She's a salty cucumber because he's forced her into a pickle. +Anyone else getting mad over these gaps between display and Joy-Cons?,They give me a reason for therapy +"The Veiled Virgin, Giovanni Strazza, Marble, 1850",Omg she's so oppressed. +I'm afraid ABC will cancel AoS! They have to renew it for at least a final season! #RenewAgentsofSHIELD,At least we'll still have Hulk and the Agents of S.M.A.S.H. +"Well, for once I agree with ISIS.","russians agree with isis, pres obama demands full investigation" +What if I want my guy to be attracted to my drive in the bedroom..?,typical sluts +Does purge only do YouTube videos or does he stream on Twitch?,"He streams, though I believe that he said he wouldn't stream a patch analysis." +"My last name rhymes with gay, Turns out I am, ha ha fuckers I get the last laugh.",Queer pressure +1) Tony Dorsett 2) Aaron Donald 3) Hugh Green 4) Jimbo Covert 5) Larry Fitzgerald,Isnt Larry a University of Phoenix alum? +"Pro-Life people of reddit, if abortion was stopped what would be the plan to ensure the welfare of the possibly thousands of neglected/unwanted children?",Surely pro-life families would adopt them... +Hey guys. Just a quick thank you to everyone that has taken the time to take a pic with me. Means a lot. Thanks for the support.,"You are the support damn you, dont you wanna respect autofill?" +My dribbling failed so I had to improvise...worked out pretty well,So much fail here +I don't see why there is so much hate for this dude's photo. Of course it is heavily edited - most astrophotography shots are.,"You don't understand, this isn't a REAL photograph because it's been edited." +Official PSAT discussion thread 10/19,Was the claim of the conservation essay to argue that future generations should have access to a more prosperous future or that conservation is necessary to achieve a prosperous future? +Interesting rock,Someone should knock that down before any kids get hurt. +IT'S HAPPENING!!!!,"Nah man, all those teams beat themselves." +"Well, all that work for 0 points. Come on Defense, do something awesome.",gotta eat up that clock time +Next JP event announced! KananMari Score Match!,#RipYohane2k16 +At least 25 killed in explosion at Coptic Christian chapel in Cairo,"Damn, those Catholics really do hate the other sects!" +"The things I've found inside food are enough to write a book: coins, flies, piece of glove, lots of hair, cockroaches... I don't want to remember anything anymore. Of course, living in a third world country doesn't help.","If you don't like the flour where you live, maybe you should just move!" +Game invites and party invites should not be allowed to be spammed. Sometimes my friend is a douche and sends 100 game invites to me by spamming the invite button at me. Instead of cancelling after I accept it just keeps inviting over and over for every single invite.,But that's part of the fun. +"And before you say I used Inspect Element, I did not use Inspect element. Sometimes RNJesus is just on your side.",Whats up with 8008? +What's the brand of this jacket with a MK logo ?,michael kors +Giants Accuse Steelers of Deflating Footballs,So that's why Eli threw 2 picks in the redzone +"Haha. That's what a bigoted, racist, Islamophobic, Xenophobic Russian puppet scum would say.","You forgot fascist and rapist, totally not exaggerations" +I'm a traffic engineering consultant here in Houston. Which intersection is this specifically? I can help you with a few more details.,"Interesting, if I had to send an inquiry about a light off of the beltway and Genoa-Red Bluff, who could I direct that to exactly?" +Yes. United are that one side. They didn't set up to win. They set up for a draw.,"interpreted one side for either side, my bad" +My kids ain't playing football lol,Lib Cuck +Game Thread Week 14: Cincinnati Bengals (4-7-1) @ Cleveland Browns (0-12) Time: 1:00 PM Place: First Energy Stadium *Help the mods by reporting trolls* **Sort by new for up to date discussion.**,What a dirty play by Burfict +how?!,Communism +"as someone with over 500 techies games, top 50... I feel kinda sad :( you can't stack land mines for kills you can't suicide for kills you can't play the fucking hero",He did get a nice buff that you can't quell his Q mines now so all these nerfs are justified. +"I have been refusing to watch 'Yuri!!! On Ice', am I missing out? I've been avoiding YOI due to not wanting to watch it and be disappointed, plus I'm not very interested in ice skating. In your opinion, am I making a mistake not watching Yuri!!! On Ice?",It's the second best sports anime this season (after Keijo). +...oder weniger rauchen :P,Aber ich bin doch kein Steuerhinterzieher... +"Question about cops in The Crew With the new expansion coming up, can we expect changes to the lacking possibility of ramming cops in The Crew? I've tried fast cars, big cars, nothing seems to be able to push a cop car, they're just a solid rock whenever i hit them. All cop chases seem to be is just a very, very short race, as it takes next to no effort to escape a police chase. I come from playing several NFS games, and i remember one of them putting out nails to penetrate your wheels. Heavy police cars that would try to ram you from the direction you were heading, and if you had a heavy car it was possible to ram through the car barricades. I've attempted looking for info on any changes to the NPC cops, but so far i've found nothing. Is there any info out on this?",Yes the police will be retuned for Calling All Units. +The Rosetta Stone was literally recorded in stone.,And this is literally a red hearing. +What are you tired of being judged for?,we m +It's good to be honest. Too many people are blaming others and not taking responsibility for their life's direction. Taking responsibility is the first step to figuring out what you can do to improve your life.,That's not a very popular message though. +Actually not a scam. Real group. Real people.,That's what someone who was running a scam would say ;) +What is the most disappointed you've ever been?,Finding out one of my best friends has no choice but to keep in touch with an abusive ex of hers (split custody and all.) +Joseph Let's pretend to be DIO and prank Jotaro Joestar,Joseph destroyer of all fancy cameras Joestar +"Planet Earth 2 has just ended. The best programme I've ever seen bar none. I'm a huge fan of shows like Game of Thrones, South Park, House of Cards and many others that are considered the best of their genre. Planet Earth 2 has just ended and if I had to choose between them all, I'd choose another season of Planet Earth in a second. I'm man enough to admit that i shed a tear during the final speech from Attenborough. The music, the cinematography, the stories are all perfect. I really wouldn't change a thing. The people who make this show are absolute geniuses. Well done.","Some recommendations: *Life series (Attenborough):* Life Of Mammals, Life Of Birds, Life In The Undergrowth, Secret Life Of Plants, Life In Cold Blood, Life In The Freezer, Our Living Planet,... *Everything else from Attenborough:* Blue Planet, Frozen Planet, Madagascar, Great Barrier Reef, Lost Worlds, First Life, Charles Darwin and the Tree of Life, Attenborough's Paradise Birds,... *Others:* Wild China, Lost Land Of The Volcano, Earthflight, Secrets Of Our Living Planet, The Great Rift, South Pacific,... *From Iain Stewart*: Earth The Power Of The Planet, How Earth Made Us, How To Grow A Planet, Rise Of The Continents, The Climate Wars *From Alice Roberts*: The Incredible Human Journey, Origins Of Us, Ice Age Giants" +Maajid Nawz blasts caller who claims he isn't ethnically British,Lolworth supporting the white genocide agenda.... +Uncharted ND Collection is $25 on PSN Store,That's a fuckin steal for those 3 gems +"Prehaps cool isn't the right word for this, but I couldnt get over the colouring and detail, and also couldnt think/find another subreddit where this would live.",SIEG FUCKING HEIL +Any chance of showing the UK coverage earlier than 7pm? US coverage is horrific.,would really appreciate it +"Come home, Andrew.",But he's too old to go back to Stanford +Completely and utterly worth the contract,I wish the announcers would talk about his contract sometime +My girlfriend's pets are super excited about field goals.,As are we all. +"I love seeing precision wood machining, for some reason. Great video.",isnt that an oxymoron? +threats of total obstructionism,"Why would threatening to disassemble the very foundation on which our theoretically working government is supposed to function (all for the sake of partisan ideological entrenchment/winning the votes of local shortsighted partisans) bother informed, patriotic Americans like us?" +The Real Reason Why Icefrog Wont Give Us 6.89 He is trying to learn all the dumbdumbs in dota 2 how to read! LUL,He just keeps getting shitpatches until we stop wanting new patches +Liquid will lose the next 3 games. Hi Liquid's fan,"As long as Liquid doesnt lose 4 of the next 3 games, everything is fine." +"Is Stanislaw currently NA's best IGL? OpTic is showing very methodical, coordinated play currently. While they may not be the most strat-heavy team, they certainly have a edge tactically over other teams in NA. As well, he is one of NA's few IGL's who can frag decently as well. Despite not being a star, he can clutch and hold his own in top play.",No DaZeD is +When subtlety isn't her strong side.,great title! +"What, like Russia Today?","Yes, obviously it has to be one of the two extremes" +And Jacob deGrom.,They said young player +"That specs issue just kills me. No, a faster processor doesn't mean its' better!!","It's okay, I just *LOVE* when my laptops come with 1.8GHz Dual-Core i5s that (AFAIK) can't be overclocked." +Cell Division,Ooooh clever! +actually best rapier carry in the game,na sniper with aghs is now long range aoe that doesnt put him at risk and targets everyone for 2.8x damage +How come you fucks didn't cry when Killary rigged the primaries?,You dropped this: +"You do realize that some of us are of the Bandaid Party -- We KNEW that they were both fucked - but we voted for trump to tear the bandaid of HOLY SHIT THIS SYSTEM IS FUCKED off as quickly as possible... we didnt want HRC to profit, we would prefer that Trump just failed as disastrously as possible as quickly as possible such that we can get on with the world? You do know there is a large population of us out there don't you?",None of that's going to matter when we're all dead because of nuclear fallout. +I 5 stelle sono come Balto,Si prendono i meriti di altri cani? +Only in America.,must be all that free healthcare +"This is so depressing... I get the logic of what you are saying but damn, I only have a century in here, I don't want to waste it, I want to live.","You can live, but life is like the biggest grocery store, everything has a price." +MRW the pats and ravens are playing each other but i hate both.,"Why the hate, Deflategate bro?" +met Tito yesterday -- super nice guy!,Was this before or after he saved your life in some very heroic way? +thats a head kick ko,He kicked him with his leg tho... +you actually sit on reddit all day and complain about b0aty. i just wonder why?,Not all day but mind your own business +I thought I was going crazy when I found out who the best passing forward was ... had to jump onto r/NBA to make sure I hadn't misheard.,"Of course it's Draymond, and the Warriors are the best team in the league." +I meant owner of this place maybe don't know the meaning of it. I'm french aussi.,"I don't get it, how can you be French and an Australian?" +"No, the royal government was overthrown. The Hawaiians that wanted to be annexed by the US were American and Europeans. I don't know why you want to be so stubborn headed by something that is easily googled.","And as we all know, a hereditary monarchy if the only legitimate government" +"I have to use the counter argument on that mind set, then why not release the emails and all the drama against here. Yes I've powered to r/thedonald but this is froma neutral position.",Because deleted emails don't exist....Because they're deleted... +"Everyone is ripping the entire team, but Kearse specifically, because we paid him big money (much to many peoples chagrin) and he is not playing it up at all this season. 7 targets, 1 reception this game.",Time to spend another high-round pick on a receiver then! +TIL I am a licensed physician.,Your typing is too neat your license shall be taken +"Oh, the sacrifices he's made...",I'm pretty sure Trump still has a billionaire lifestyle (assuming he still is a billionaire). +Gtfo dude. It's obviously gonna be Stephen a smith,Yea because Dana was so impress with Smith's commentary for the last Pacquiao fight. +Fluffy :),"Give it a wash with 5% sodium carbonate, then recrystallize with hexane and it will get rid of all the yellow/brown impurities." +AGAINST THE #1 DEFENSE OF THE LAST 5 YEARS!!!!,But Aaron Rodgers doesn't do well against good defenses... +Cat.,Cat. +Slushii - Haunt,"Slushii is the ugliest motherfucker alive but the song is alright, can someone explain the hate?" +leave my husband alone you jerks,This is wtf category +Australian IRC What's a good Australian IRC channel?,"Eh, IRC is like any other part of current australian society: insular and hypocritical." +"Looks like it's all replica, and no chooks gear","Yeah I only had a quick glance, I didn't buy anything just thought some might be interested." +A lot more than 1% of raiders made it to illidan. He wasn't even the tier 6 endboss. Rng is rng just stop playing if u don't enjoy it,Rng that rewards BiS to a person who doesn't even raid while raiders have to run 9000 mythic+ dungeons sure is fun :) +"That you have no idea what you're talking about, only on a perceived surface level.",What a convincing argument. +Pretty sure that's the case in all the league's,Id say there's a little more room for error in most other leagues. +"If you had $1 for every Macbook you saw in college, what would you do with the million of dollars you just gained?",Buy myself a MacBook to fit in. +Don't worry just spam veno for that sweet respawn cd reduction,Why get the Respawn reduction when you can have 3x HP ward? +"Doesnt keep them in their place, it invalidates them. It takes no skill to use, has no counterplay and discourages playmaking. It also double dips on AS based champs. The ms slow, AS slow and resist shred are totally unnecessary.",Takes so much skill to play around cds +Real mature.,I think you dropped this +uh how is it fun? slowest character/lowest dmg/worst skills (besides rapid fire) but I guess everyone is into different things,Fun is subjective. +"Holy shit I tried it for the first time 3 nights ago, it was on special at Countdown, Im never eating 2 minute noodles again.","fuck 170ml of water, use 100ml, thick n cheesy yo." +Those are lesbians,Did you just assume their gender? +I know almost nothing about the technical side of photography/cameras. Are there any good guides/videos you recommend?,Digitalrev tv +This hermit crab is using a baby food jar as his protective shell.,"and everyone says, littering hurts the environment." +"Even worse than those were the OreGairu posts. When the first season was airing, you couldn't throw a rock in this sub without hitting five posts about Hachiman being someone's spirit animal.",I haven't even watched the show but Hachiman is already my spirit animal +"Hi r/ph! We are Team Saving Sally, Ask Us Anything (7pm December 30)",Anong pinagkuhaan nyo ng influences and inspirations when making the film? +"Gheleon and MIDA is probably a silly idea, given that MIDA already grants Third Eye.",Because more detailed radar is completely useless +should I or should I not?,"Fent seems to be a popular drug to cut drugs with, try that" +Leaked Concept Art for Invention XP Boosting outfit!,"Looks about as silly as all the other elite skilling outfits, so that checks out" +"He never said Muslim, he said terrorist. People can and do say racist things when there are terrorist attacks. Disparaging Muslims isn't necessarily racist, but religion isn't the only topic of discussion at times like that. I've seen plenty of posts declaring things like the fact that they want to nuke all the towel heads etc. I've met people IRL that call everyone from the middle east sand ni**ers. Racists do still exist.",Clearly he meant all those Mormon terrorist attacks. +how gamers cheat on their GF,gf stands for Grand-Father +"Didn't read the entire article in detail and while I loved the colon fight, I also found it a comedic low point. Evil Dead should be horror, with a large dash of comedy. Not a comedy with a dash of horror, if that makes sense. Give me the finale of S1-type ED again and I am happy.","The colon fight is a work of art, and needs to be put in a museum." +The same CIA that spent decades assassinating or formenting coups in dozens of Latin American and African nations to counter left-leaning or socialist leaders that were friendly to the Warsaw Pact? The same one that has militarized itself for the last 20 years to be more effective at drone assassinations than the USAF or Navy?,"FOmenting, and I think parent comment was" +"If Russian hackers hacked our election, the CIA is incompetent and should be replaced. If the CIA is lying, they are incompetent and should be replaced. not mine. saw it elsewhere","Nonsense, CIA would never lie." +Legendary Squat on Two Mayonnaise Jars on a 'Field' of Sunflower Seeds,Got some one man one jar flashbacks reading the title +Denk je serieus dat Turkije een arabisch land is? ;),"Weet ik, ik bedoelde meer dat mensen denken dat iedereen daarzo Arabier is en hierheen wil komen." +It's an old hoax that's been around for awhile Check snopes,"Like I said, it is either a real thing or a dedicated prankster to crank them out each fall... believe what you will from the Internet because if it's there it must be true" +Why is batman always in the worst things.,Edgy kids like edgy things. +But none about the leopards...?,It's just the white supremacy fucking with you because you're black. +"oh god, we need this for PC.",Making Titanfall 2 Great Again. +Your logic has no effect here.,"Yeah but it's been in gears since '06 Just like the Standby glitch was in Halo 2, shame they took it out of Halo 5" +GAMETHREAD WEEK 4: VIKINGS VS GIANTS I'm at the game. Windows open. **LET'S GO!!**,A throwback to Frazier I see +You mean like Tony going to Mexico?,Sshhhhh dude don't you know this is the r/dallasromos sub and you can't bring up anything negative about romo ever because he never did anything wrong ever and also won 10 superbowls..... +Post Tampa Stress Disorder,This sub is really on a roll now with these fire ass memes. +"What do you use to build HTML sites or practice? I'v been taking classes on CodeAcademy for a few weeks and wanted to start practicing those skills outside of the site, learning how to build my own website in particular. Would love to hear your suggestions on which sites or platforms you all use to build your own HTML sites! Thanks!","I like Sublime a lot but if you're ever going to get into applications for the web, try Visual Studio Code." +I believe just the possession of a cell jammer is a federal offense.,"I thought using one was, but not possession... hmmm..." +He is talking about Obama not Trump,Tell me you're missing an +"Yes, having the entirety of human knowledge in my pocket is a bad thing, why didn't I think of that earlier.",actually knowledge is bad +"My first mixed recipe was u/fizzmustard's Bombies Nana Cream clone. And of course, it was amazing.","That recipe to me represents like your dad taking the stabilizers off your first bike and you ride along the footpath meandering side to side , look mom I can do it on my own" +When your supports got your back,"Shit teammate, didn't say thanks" +"Sit tailor in beltline, Victoria park or core","Serious question, how Druk where u wehn you rote this?" +Which team would you like your team to see in the playoffs and which team don't you want your team to see?,I don't want to see the Patriots because we're not the Giants. +Never forget... Will Smith said now that they know who we are they can 'Cleanse' America of Trump supporters. FU cuck,He is obviously reading the wrong script or was he actually thinking he was relevant? +"Everything I've read suggests that the limits of our perception will cap out somewhere around 200-300fps or so. Our visual cortex is pretty slow compared to most animals, especially birds.",My 1000 Hz display would like a word with you +President Obama's Approval Rating Is the Highest in Years,"Sure its high, but how high would it be if we didn't' count illegals and California?" +*mic drop,*mic derp* +"Reddit, What's the Best White Elephant / Gag Gift That You've Ever Seen?","A coat hanger, bleach, and a rope all wrapped up in a box so you get multiple options" +Hardwell & Quintino - Baldadig,A rare example when the vocals adds something great to a big room track. +You hath answered my prayers! Bless thee!,"Always welcome, stealing Mindbleach's job." +Just like Mary got nailed by a marauding Roman soldier at 9 months BC?,Too soon +What is YA?,Young adult. +"Pretty strict as in prohibited and you'll get a jail sentence, yeah. You can get it if you know the right guy.",Is it the same for cannabis? +Are we allowed to investigate something that's not a Clinton??,Stop trying to be a devisive leftist +Why are you downvoted? Are we not doing common decency anymore?,"Nah, it's apparently cool cuz we're on the internet and the guy won't ever see it" +Wake up: Trump isn't a real populist,"In other news, bears shit in the woods." +Make the Ferdinand 6.3 It only has 200mm of armor on the turret and 100mm in the front. At 6.7 everything can go through it and it is incredibly slow. I think 6.3 would be a better BR for it. Anyone?,I'm sure the Sherman 76 and other 5.3 tanks are going to be a real challenge for a Ferdinand. +why when I get hit by german shells there's no sound? so a lot of times maybe even every time a german shell hit my tank it made no noise why is that germany being yaw to OP? or just shells that make no sound somehow?,German engineered tank silencer. +Saw the other HQ-cheap sweatshirt post. Here is a company I've been wearing for years. 18 oz MIUSA super HQ Sweatshirts ~$55,How do we know you're not affiliated with them? +"or worsened. Now with touch bar, no escape or volume keys",But you can send an emoji from the keyboard! +How do you know which eggs are new eggs?,Just discard all of your current eggs before hitting a stop +Female characters in MWR?,Did you just assume her gender? +How can you move at lightning speed if you are stuck at spawn???,It's that quick. +"Are you Russian or something? We asked to be accepted into NATO. We dreamed about it for decades, literally. It was a nation-wide party when we joined NATO and EU in 2004. We want NATO here because Putin is afraid of NATO. On our own we couldn't do shit, no matter how hard we tried, but with friends we could have a chance, in case Russia decided to take back their land.","you have to see that you are the imperialist aggressor here, how dare you join a defensive alliance without asking your best friend russia first" +*John Harbaugh,Maybe co-head coach +Fist bump vs Handshake,I'm 12 and everything is cringy +"If you never learned that millions of White Europeans were enslaved and subsequently castrated by Muslims for centuries in North Africa during The Arab & Barbary Slave Trades, as recently as the 1830's, you were getting a fake education.",They were White so it doesn't count... By all accounts is should be taught that the Barbary wars where fought to end White supremacy in a region mostly inhabited by native minorities... +"Yes, good article. Read it to confirm this: Minimum wage increases implemented over the past three years by 18 states and the District of Columbia have also contributed to substantial increases in average wages for workers in low-wage jobs, helping to reverse a pattern of stagnant or falling real wages in the preceding years. Moreover, this has occurred without any sign of an impact on employment or hours worked.",Shocking +"Michigan guy here. 100% will not happen. He has built a house for himself and his parents in Ann Arbor, and his kids are going to school where he attended growing up. He's in Michigan for a long time.","Yeah, he seems like a pretty stable guy." +I'd say Battlefront and The Division are part of the flop category. They still have a decent amount of players but are nowhere near what they could have been i things were polished.,But it was supposed to be the Destiny killer! +Yup! Companies are dicks now.,But the real problem is the public sector and their unreasonable benefits like not firing you on maternity leave. +Pressing the Open button on London Underground train doors. They do nothing. Nothing! Foolish tourists!,"Maybe they're used to the old FGW trains where you have to open the window, lean out of the train and use the handle from the outside." +"Ho, Ho, Ho...",And there are still conservatives who believe in trickle-down economics! +"Guys who've been told that you're creepy, what steps have you taken to change this?",Well she can't call you creepy if she has a gag in her mouth +"I kinda thing Dragoon is pretty flashy, I love the animation for Blood of the Dragon ^^",Elusive Jump is one of the most stylish-looking skills in the game IMO +Was just being sarcastic.,Missed the +The whole concept about it was Deal minicrits-Take minicrits so no wonder.,"Maybe, we should make it be more along the lines of do minority, take crits." +Can't Be Unseen...NSFL,"Fuck him, if he was any bigger he would be breaking ships apart and shit." +You need evidence to kill people? I thought we just summarily executed them for suspected crimes?,"Well, I didn't need evidence to believe in communism." +"Or the Cossacks, or the Chechens, or the Vietnamese, or the Thai, or the Hmong, or the Montagnard, or the Chinese, or the Tibetans, or many, many other ethnic groups.",All I see are crimes perpetrated by state capitalism +"After two centuries, you think having one black president means blacks don't suffer from oppression anymore?",That's exactly what I said. +"I have no idea why I get labeled a fuck boy though. I wear pretty decent clothes, take care of my appearance, no idea. Last girl I dated said on our first date I was confident and well dressed and she was waiting for me to be arrogant or an ass, but it never came so she was surprised/pleased.",Honest question - then why do you feel you get labeled as that? +Did real people genuinely belive that? In Europe at least Obama is probably the most popular president in living memory.,That's the biggest strike against him... Europe is full of commies and socialists who want to steal all our money. +Because they are affordable and double as media players for home entertainment setups.,somebody missed the +French Maid Nidalee on sale from Dec 13th - Dec 16th,I just need the cheetah one and the Egyptian one +"Ha. I encountered a man in the women's loos once - older bloke, who was embarrassed as hell when he saw me, apologised and left. Nothing like this specimen.",I've never seen a man in the women's- unless they were in a dress :P +"What is this, copypasta for ants!?","I swear the image was bigger when I first saved it, but yeah, it's bloody tiny." +Looked like a T-Rex when he got to the bottom and started walking.,"And that's when his father said son, you're 17 years old now it's time to cast childish things aside, but he didn't really say that, he said, stop being a fucking dinsoaur and get a job." +"dafuq, iva is a girl?",She's a grandma with a massive sex drive geared towards bakko +"I am going with Cacharel's Catch Me (Dominique Ropion) again. It has a such a nice note breakdown: Italian Jasmine, Almond milk, Tunisian Orange Blossom, Amber, and Italian Mandarin Orange. So well blended.",Is it very white floral though? +"19-2 Td/int ratio, still pretty damn good if you ask me.",Tom Brady is a pedestrian quarterback who should retire right now +Don't allow the same post to be posted over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over again!,and over +Brady changed his glove. Discuss.,glove has a built-in hand warmer and the battery died so he swapped it for a fresh one +Josh Norman on Panthers game: 'This will be a fun week',Still dont feel bad about the team not paying him 13M +This is hilarious! Was he raised around goats? He's hopping just like a baby goat!,Not really unexpected though +Someone link this in TD I'm banned,Obviously fake news. +HSR can't handle anything over 170kph,Suddenly a 139 kph dire doesnt seem that bad after all +Anyone rolling with Kenneth Dixon next week?,Yeah I think I'm gonna play him over either Ware or Fat Rob +Just be a coward. It's a legitimate strategy!,"You would know about that, wouldn't ya Locke." +Unfortunately that fix means I can't queue up with my friends as it brings up the overlay to invite.,When a friend invites you they will be join able through the Origin app +Worms,"Who's your worm guy, man?" +I could help you out if you wanted to actually get her one,"I think a few people here are interested, myself included!" +Well that's a very childish outlook.,you forgot the +even if it's a streamable and not on youtube? how do all the individual clips exist then?,Well streamable are harder to find for the general public. +Trump sons offer private receptions with father for $1M donations,Pay to play. +"The Sixth Sense made him famous for plot twists, and it was pretty much cemented as his thing after Unbreakable. Problem is, plot twists really work best when you aren't expecting them. I remember a lot of people complaining about Signs and The Village because the plot twist wasn't that great. Then he made Lady in the Water and The Last Airbender, which were bad movies in my opinion. I like the Happening, but I'll readily admit that a lot of it is goofy.",The Visit is pretty great. +Link on 9gag?,Which one there's a bunch of reposts. +He's right. Illegal things don't exist. There's no such thing as weed.,Hmm I wonder why we have laws for illegal things then... +"Tbh i expect most people won't know who he is, especially since most of citys fan base would have developed after we first won the league, and also he was a behind the scenes type of guy","Sorry, I forgot this" +"It's owned by Disney, sooooo",(((Karl Marx))) +"Are you a cowboy, or are you in a law firm?",They're actually in a buddy cop movie. +I thought it was real till I hit the comments...I mean c'mon I wasn't the only one.,THIS IS WHY TRUMP WON +Used to be hot in the 90s. People would carol all the time in the heights. Now you can't cause some kid gang or crack head will steal your vocal cords.,"Because there is nothing annoying about singing hymns at random strangers, anyone objecting must be a druggie out to kill senselessly." +It truly is the K Mart of online dating.,Hahaha +Amazing Home Remedies For Diabetes,Eating unicorn poop also is a diabetes cure. +Table Flip Madness On Discord Bots,And this is why there's an API request limit :D. +This one is actually not a big deal. There is enough oxygen in the air for that long. Sea based organisms like algae produce a significant (~70%) amount of oxygen.,"With all the fresh water dilution they all died, argument holds." +"Or in jail, or President-elect.",What's a bigger punishment than being made leader of the most powerful and most influential country on the planet? +It would be abused by avoiding people you think are bad therefor not getting them on your team.,"that isn't abuse, we have a prefer this player option for good players which does the opposite" +:thinking:,"Sorry, but you do not fill up the requirements." +"It's not fake but it is definitely wildly irresponsible, horrendous, out of control spin.",What else do you call a willful misread of legislation geared only towards smearing one's political opposition? +I've seen a lot of people do it. Some people also say u instead of you and r instead of are and I've even seen stuff like gr8 instead of great and k instead of okay or even ok. Safe to say that many people are lazy/don't care about how they present themselves to strangers on the internet as long as their point comes across.,"I keep wondering what people that write like that, do with all the time they save" +I think he is trying to say play more humble before getting ya ass beat. No good fun is made if you are trying to make someone salty.,B-b-b-but it's mindgame strategies! +"To correct your correction: You're worried about scraping the leather while your car is screaming off a cliff. If the environment, hud and our nukes + Iran are the only things trump destroys it'll be a miracle.",I was only replying to the examples of Departments the OP gave. +"Try to summon people then, coop is way easier than solo and the game is worth playing through!","I mean yeah tbh thats how ive beaten most of the bosses but i dont actually find it all that rewarding since they normally do most of the fighting themselves I just dont want to spend my gaming time on something so frustrating anymore, id rather just enjoy myself when I get to game which isnt all that often" +"I'm convinced that a big reason people hated her is because of gender stereotypes. Most of the time when I asked people why they didn't like her I hear 1. She's a bitch, 2. Some rambling run on sentence about Bengazhi emails, and 3. Something about Bernie. The first reason is is why we still need feminism in western society.","Feminism in society leads to Sweden, and we don't want that to happen!" +"phew thot you were the usual 1-2yr kid who wants to hop on, too many of those around here",I've done 2 cycles of Starting Strength and I don't look good so I guess ya gotta cheat to pull girls smh +"it's not a leap backward, it's a shove backward. *get the fuck back.*",Hey if the shove doesn't work we can always retreat and call the police... +"Sentry seems a pretty obvious candidate, given his inherent instability and guilt over the actions of the Void.","Yeah, the power to vulnerability ratio is enormous." +good news for cash rich people.,"Looks like if there's another bloodbath, next year would be a good time to buy property." +So I've been starting Forte as my RB2 all season and have stashed Powell for just this reason. I'm going to start Powell this week no matter what I hear about Forte's MRI results. I have to go with the healthy back in the conference championship game.,What's a healthy back? +Because we have a president Elect who advocated that the fucking RUSSIANS should take over our election and influence it via cyberwarfare tactics! Were you not paying attention? Are you a blithering idiot?,That outburst was *totally* justified. +"The Auction house is unusable on my server. (thrall) **WHAT IS WITH PEOPLE POSTING ONE ITEM AT A TIME?!** posting single item instead of stacks makes NO SENSE to me. is this to prey on people who can't math and find a deal? or just a way to waste my time in trying to buy a reasonable stack of items? 1 shal'dorei silk? no, i'd like to buy in at least stacks of 20. but the auction house is flooded with single item posts by the same poster. **WHY?** **Explain yourselves!**","People use add-ons anyway, so posting as 1 ensures that people will buy yours because you are most likely undercutting." +Say hi to Tracker,Only thing he'll be tracking is dog shit into your house. +"So is it safe to say, according to your calculations with the two opponnents **DVA** 755 HP (eff) - 160 dps (no HS incl.) and **Zarya** 600 HP (eff) - 170 dps (beam full energy) That Zarya wouldn't survive a 1on1 with DVA in a lab environment situation as she would die in 600 HP / 160dps = 3,75 seconds while DVA would survive 4,4 seconds a full-beam Zarya. This is esp. interesting because Zarya used to be the counter to Dva and as you know it's even harder nowadays to built up energy with her due to recent changes.",Zarya 600 HP (eff)............wha? +"Well, it is effective when you get some health too. That's why lategame Jax is such a menace. Until then though, that ult is pretty weak when used defensively. You shouldn't be scirmishing early with Jax anyways and only join the late game teamfights.",So you're saying Jax is a melee bruiser version of GP? +Unopened loot boxes in the update,But when does the event even start? +"What's your favorite Grump-ism? AKA your favorite Grump saying. For example, my favorite is when Arin says bull hockey.",*insert manic coughing here* +I mean the main issue is our middle pairing. Our 1st and 3rd have been okay. Ben Lovejoy is a hackjob tho. Anyone who said we weren't gonna miss Larsson is an idiot tho.,"That's weird, because WAR tells us you should actually improve on Larsson by just having a career AHLer in there" +Didn't they move to a farm in the animated series? They must have been very well off.,Probably a puppy mill +"Without Obamacare, 52 million Americans could be denied insurance","It's okay, because at least it isn't government run." +This is insane. I am Catholic and do not take offense to the sight of other's beliefs.,I fear catholosism maybe done for... +"I left the tf2 fandom for this, I can do the same for doom",cars 3 is better than fnaf +??? have you no concept of budgets?,"Wait, you mean the government doesn't have infinite resources?" +Oh LG is that bad? I had no idea. Thanks!,I've been running primarily LG devices for the past 5 years and I've loved them more than any thing else I tried in that time. +"According to a GolfWeek writer, Arnold Palmer has died at the age of 87.",What a horrible 24 hours in the sports world. +"State of Missouri takes measure to nazis adopting a half mile, liberal rage",It's the same shit argument every time and I really don't get it. +They think PKK downed that F-16,The metaphysical heval energy of the biji devrim halk overwhelmed the fosik devlet F-16 and caused it to crash. +I love this whole Trump is already rich so he can't be bought argument. It's so hilariously stupid. Buying and selling influence is all you do once you make lots of money. It's not like you retire and go stay in a log cabin somewhere alone once you've gotten rich.,"He's so self-funded, he had donors give him money for it!" +Exactly. Who has not been to a site without Internet?,fix their internet and bill them for it. +Dunno man. I bet more people in America know Donald Trump than Kim Kardashian at this point.,"Ehh Kim is probably more known because of a home sex tape, and the fact she's married to Kayne" +I send random people party invites to make friends ;-; I usually pair it with a msg saying something tho,You must be on PS4. +And I bet this dude swears up and down he's not sexist/misogynist.,would you respect him more if he was admitted he was? +"Croix-Poteau NotTheOnion- Pipeline spills 176,000 gallons of crude into creek about 150 miles from Dakota Access protest camp",Ce ne sont que des gallons US alors c'est moins pire. +I figured it would be posted to ppd even though there is literally not a hint of pp. I can see a man throwing shit just as likely as a woman in the face of stupid rules.,That sub is pure cancer anyway. +"What about the Stanford student who raped a female behind the dumpster, got 6 months in jail, and had the dad give a speech about how his son was a victim.",But but but it was just a little bit of action! +"Kinda of like Eliza Cassan from Deus Ex (an AI specifically designed to manipulate public perception)? To be fair this already happens with large media conglomerates, and I can't see programs being able to convincingly manipulate someone's emotions and sway them with a social/political narratives as well as a human shill can.",That game series is criminally underrated. +Jon Lester,"Oh nice, case closed." +"Considering that you're doing crossfit, I'd say its a bad idea.","Considering I've done numerous different styles of working out stoned, I'd say it really isn't a bad idea." +As does her vagine.,Wow good one +Well didn't the emails come from the server that hillary set up circumventing security protocol? It's a good example of why security is important. I'm not aware of any equivalent server from the R side.,They didn't +(I hope) Sarcasm level = Beyond Godlike,Forgot +"It makes me cringe to think where young people will be in 2060 in terms of outrage for things, if this is the state of SJW-ism in 2016. It's weird being young(ish), and socially progressive on every issue, and seeing the new generation below me screaming at professors on campus they don't feel safe over an e-mail about Halloween costumes. You always wonder how on earth you would ever end up like the stereotypical racist grandpa, and I have a feeling way down the road I'm going to try to eat a steak from a cow and have 18-year-olds look at me like I'm a Nazi gas chamber operator.",beef is MURDER +But there will be an increase of people doing that. An increase in people using jugg puts snipers at a disadvantage.,"Snipers at a disadvantage, oh no that's terrible, now I can't get one shotted every time... damn" +"I know a few people (myself included) that find the Knuckle Puck guys unlikable. Especially after the Jarrod Alonge ordeal, it kind of validated the idea that they take themselves too seriously. I don't follow them super closely but that's what I've seen going around.",What was the Jarrod Alonge ordeal? +"Bang those 17 girls. Sell them whatever dreams they have of meeting your brother, then never talk to them again.","Yes OP, this will teach them that it's unacceptable to use people." +"Drowned his son, then stripped him for parts UNDERWATER.. all jokes aside i bet OP is roughly 16 and hasnt found out yet that his parents are shitty people. Insurance fraud probably isnt even a phrase in his vocabulary :/",Exactly this +Literally any Canadian? That stuff has been around always.,but the Irish kept the potatoes...? +saying the title of the movie in dialogue.,"I'm Forrest, Forrest Gump Completely ruined it for me." +"So probably not a good one to recommend then, considering your target won't have the context for the parody.",I wish more people would understand this when reccomending parody anime. +Yes it is. He holds onto the ball too long.,You forgot the +"for those confused, in New Jersey you don't pump your own gas. weird as fuck. I was passing through and was straight up shocked.","If you tell them to fuck off and let you pump your own gas, what happens?" +Gender-affirmative therapist: Baby who hates barrettes = trans boy,How did anyone know what sex they were before hair accessories? +You only have a picture of the box on imgur,"Fixed, my apologies." +"Get birth control somewhere else then, not complicated. Only thing that will get harder under Trump presidency is abortion.","Well, that's ok then, right?" +REMINDER to TK any and all super tester Alabama's you see,Would be a perfect time to bring in a Kitakami +"Poorly prepared infrastructure (water, sewer, etc), with a street quickly slapped over it = sinkholes",Global warming. +Yeah. Why? How does the *History* channel inform me about attitudes to gay people in *modern* Germany.,"My sincerest apologies, I was missing the:" +"Am I the only one who thinks that Dick looks like Mark Ruffalo, turned down a bit and a decade older?",He kinda looks like a chubby Nick Kroll +deviantArt tells us if reverse racism is real or not,As if we didn't already know the answer... +diddly ding ding dong cuckerino 'laugh track',"I think you mean Doot Diddly Donger Cuckerino, haHAA!" +I thought you guys would like my sketch about the upcoming Steam Sale.,Why is Hanzo buying steam games? +What one-word search term is this?,Japan +What does it say about me that I much prefer Dude Soup over Off Topic and The Patch?,That you're trying to bring the fourth reich. +Anal rewards you say?,Cops called +Steel's message to org owners:,I guess he's still salty about being cut by swag +That really sucks for those of us who didn't vote for him and will lose healthcare.,You won't need healthcare now that we can harvest the magical healing power of liberal tears. +Yep. They love to scream he's lying but never technically refute it. It's just nontechnical circle jerk around here,Another copy of Greg... how nice +"With TEK Tier coming, how about something simpler too? Title says it all. Sure we're promised Halo-style armor, laser weapons, etc making this game even more like DinoRiders, a childhood fantasy that this game fulfills. The thing though is there are far more primitive technologies that would greatly improve the game style right now. We can fashion firearms but no simple wooden wheel? Give me carts to be pulled by our wonderful beasts of Mesozoic burden!",Caveman didn't invent the wheel in Dino ages! +Is there a curve in BIO203????,"How bout you suck it up, get off reddit, and go study." +Yea! Wishing a stroke on a 70 year-old woman because she belongs to a different political party than me is totes boss!,"Goddamn right, I don't know you but fuck your grandma!" +"Isn't the Hall of Justice in DC, though, because I've always thought of it in DC","Yes, every Justice League character is in DC" +Some will still say...BvS needed to reach 1.5B to break even.,"DCEU in shambles, they're a bunch of idiots, they should cancel all films." +Novel? Short story? DnD campaign?,"Nah, create-a-croot over on r/NCAAFBSeries." +Passes the bolt test with style!,"Fails the [[Dismember]] test though :( Seriously, why print the perfect removal for your badass creature, in the same set!" +sorry but what does HMBG stand for?,Humbug +"Good, they don't have to drive very far to waste money anyway.","Yeah, but they do have to leave the state to waste that money (aside from oaklawn) thereby shipping that tax money out of state too" +Thanks for sticking up for me. :' ),Thanks for teaching me more about my nuts <3 +"Yeah, but not by a Stalinsit who has the tendency to overstate the case of anti-communist propaganda and intentionally weakens the justified disgust socialists should have towards the USSR, not only under Stalin. P.S. There is no such thing as a deformed workers state. That's just an euphemism for state capitalism.",K left com +And our glorius leader still believes demonetization was the right move.,"The moment he will realise it was bad, he will take the blame." +"Dangerous road. You're not going to win here. Reddit is the land of Trump trolls. For what it's worth, I can't stand cry baby Trump, but I do think CNN needs to clean up their act in terms of news coverage. The bombing and human rights violations in Aleppo is the top world story right now. Major news networks should be presenting it as such.",Im sure those moderate rebels observe the U.N Code of human of rights just as closely as their daily prayers. +Maybe Maybe Maybe,Captain desperately trying to hit the brakes +Militant solons tell Duterte: We are not willing to die for you,Mga putang inang bayarang dilawan binabastos si Presidente! +Maybe it was a capital I,No a capital I looks like L +Play Of The Game In a 1v6 As An Offense Widowmaker On A Payload Map,That highlight intro is how i felt in the second half after my whole team left +"D..Do you mean X-bow that shoots rockets per 0,3 seconds?",No +There was this gorgeous woman teacher. A rumor going around she was having sex with some students. Ended up being totally true.,Niceeeeeeeeeee +"2 years, 17 months and 89 days from now. No idea. Cool idea.",So after the Summer break of 2020? +"What are infinities? Hi guys, I'm new in the game and in the forum, i read in a lot of post about people complaining about infinities (always killers) but i don't know what this means. Can you help me?",infinites are mindgames +7 years? so he'll be released before his victim is even an adult...,Recidivism. +People could also just Move inland. I live 260m above sea level. And 2000+km from the ocean.,"Oh yeah, because there's enough room and resources there for everyone." +"You're equating a double meaning logo with letters/a baseball mitt, to McDonald's printing female asses on their cups on purpose?","On purpose Yeah, what company wants their ads to go viral and be shared millions of times across every single social media platform?" +Hi Reddit! This painting took 5 months to complete and is the biggest I've done so far. It's 6 feet tall and is of my sister :),I wonder how you got your sister to stand still for 6 months. +"Yes, bu t they vote for Trump and Trump actually WANTS to be in charge. To the contrary, if SUDDENLY Zhirik won elections he would run away for his life. They are just different political weight categories, impossible to compare","Ok, fair enough" +And yet it still doesn't even guarantee the win against Dredge when it resolves.,Especially if you do not explicitly announce the trigger. +So you mean the droid turbo will need to wait till February for the update? #droidturbo problems.,"Man the marshmallow update before the end of 2015 they talked about is already here, stop complaining." +"At the rules of reddit, content paragraf: Skin concepts, it says that all skin concepts **must** have art. But i'd love the skin ^ ^","It's not a concept, its a skin idea" +This is why you can't be mad at someone for playing off ball defense .... 2K17 paint protection off ball d is broken,"But you're just using money plays, you're exploiting the game!" +"Mayor orders police to stop taking blankets from homeless people in the middle of winter, as if it even needed to be said",Merry Christmas +Quanti sono i musulmani in Italia?,Comunque troppi! +How smug he is.,He's so confident it makes me sick! +You sound ignorant. If you knew anything about Islam you'd know it's about peace diversity tolerance and empathy. It's as much a warring religion as Christianity or Judaism.,You forgot the +As a fire mage this is how I am preparing for 7.1.5,but but but they are op they deserve a nerf! +#LightTheWorld with Shameless Humble-bragging,"To qualify as a lighttheworld thing, you must tell the homeless dude that you are a mormon, ask if he would like a visit from the missionaries, and then report what you did to the ward clerk so that you good deed can be recorded and tallied." +Is he a creepy ass neckbeard? Yes. Does he do sexual things with the MLP dolls? Most likely. Is he wrong to say that if you don't support civil rights that you're an asshole? Nope.,Because civil rights isn't a broad topic at all +Spotted the loser,Yeah drugs are only for losers +"To be honest, I'd like vanilla style more. 30 second seals and judging them. Make Ret into a debuffer dps, where most of their dps comes from debuffing their target. It would also give us much needed utility besides those stupid buffs. Judgement of Condemnation, increases damage of finishers. Judgement of wrath, increases damage of holy power generators. Judgement of Light, causes damaging attacks to have a chance to heal for 50% of the damage delt. Where it isn't just spam generators and finishers like the bastard child of a warrior and a rogue. But also managing your debuffs, with an ability that causes all debuffs on your primary target to copy to all nearby targets and deal damage, like Holy Wrath.",Have you applied to blizzard yet as a paladin class consultant haha +Of which the USN has a bigger Air Force then the Chinese military.,"Yeah, a war with China would be awesome." +They fade so beautifully I just can't bring myself to pay their new prices. When i got into raw denim they were about 100$ and still made in Japan.,There are quite a few pairs on grailed for a decent price. +LOCK HIM UP LOCK HIM UP,BUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTT Hillary +I think it's fairly obvious Obama will be blamed for any attack during Trump's term. Are we deluding ourselves into thinking this won't be the case?,"I mean, he really should have done more to prevent 9/11." +H2K is probably gonna announce full roster tonight!,chei nuclear +Asshole. Abusing instruments is not amusing. I have one old vernier micrometer.,Peculiar arrangements of molecules are sacred because nobody knows how the ancients made them. +I can hear the dial-up in my head,That's tinnitus. +"Someone, somewhere in the USA, has a loved one whose sole lifeline is Medicare or Medicaid. Could be a child, spouse, sibling, parent, anyone. It's easy to make a person snap in that situation. There are more guns than there are people in the USA.","Yes, but undeserving people are taking my money." +"Ive noticed it is harder to gain SR in a 6 man. I believe it comes down to the opposing teams SR. Matchmaker has a hard time finding equally matched games. If you are going up against a team that is hundreds of SR below you, you do not gain much at all, if you lose to that same team you lose a ton.",Agreed but how come the same is true when we play a team that is 250 rank higher than us? +"If you're Jimmy G, do you leave New England in Free Agency for the paycheck and a chance to start? Or do you stick it out on the Patriots waiting for Brady's retirement",I'm sure it was his dream to be the 2nd string. +"For what it's worth, i'm not pissed they're defending BLM (I am- but they're perfectly entitled to their and the expression of their opinions), I'm just pissed off a sports channel feels the need to discuss political events at all. I'd be just as annoyed if they were talking about how great Trump is completely void of any sports context. There's no fucking reason sports shows should be discussing politics. Kaepernick is a slightly different story since he is at least involved with a sports organization. But they just show blanket BLM protest footage, and the topic at the bottom will be like: Is BLM wrong? Or misunderstood? Go fuck yourselves ESPN. And as much as I love pro rasslin', the mere concept of ESPN unironically talking about WWE is just a testament to how much of a sham ESPN is anymore. They've become TLC is to learning, as MTV is to Music, as ESPN is to sports.",Sports is where I am supposed to go to avoid everyday life and politics for a little bit. +"You see it as leaving the toilet seat up; I see it as sending me, genitals first, into an abyss of filth.","Showing more consideration than your hubby, I bet you always lift the seat back up after you're finished........." +"TIL the average GPA at Duke went from 2.25 in 1932, to 3.51 in 2014.","Clearly, people are getting smarter!" +Name one... Just one.,"Enough with the Gotcha questions there, Barbara." +"Which church on Christmas eve? My family is visiting over Christmas and while I'm not seeing myself there, they want to visit a church for the typical church-on-christmas-eve event. Can you recommend a church (near Kreuzberg would be great) where it's super special nice? Thanks!","ask god or something, how are we supposed to know ^" +Is there a hardcore mode yet?,Yes +"I mean, he's clearly pro putin. Putin is an authoritarian right fascist though... so... yeah.",But but Victims of Communism toled me that Putin had all the whiteys' toothbrushes! +I dont mond the defense budget as much as I mind the lack of defense its spent on. Also private contractors bleeding the armed forces for cash. Because outsourcing always gets you a great product at the best price amirite?,"Don't you see it's defense of our business and national interests, a proactive defense against possible future combatants and an effort to retrieve the all-American freedom^tm that has been ruthlessly stolen by the liberals and given illegally to these countries." +"His Mars architecture is shit though. Would never work. I get the guy can be a good CEO and has a good personal brand, but by God he is not an aerospace engineer and his plans show it.",It's almost as if he has created a company that hires people with such a skillset. +What is it with ancaps and using capitalism to describe every social relation ever?,"Bro, applying ancap principles to literally everything has sent my SMV through the roof!" +I was I was as creative as Jordan Taylor.,I wish you were creative enough to form completed and logical sentences. +It's Official: Hillary Ran The Most Incompetent Campaign Ever,Russians did it... Oh and +Philippines' Duterte admits personally killing suspects,hey trump agrees with his methods so stfu +"It's an old meme, TheLegend27. It's time to give it up",Sounds like you're just jealous that your father isn't Mod Mark. +KEY (sketch),I don't think it's funny at all... Which probably means you'll be the biggest channel on YouTube within 6 months. +Baseball caps worn that way aren't called IQ reducers for nothing.,It also forms an anti-pussy perimeter around your person so you won't be harassed by those pesky females. +2k17 Refund I bought a $100 worth of vc on accident can I refund it. (Please answer).,Nope +"how? wtf? i live in poorest / most crime ridden area in my city in NY and meet a black random stranger everyday. i'm still alive, and none of them have even been slightly aggressive to me. stop making up bullshit to support your racist nonsense. also, don't confuse probably for probability next time.",Yeah your one data point definitely beats out the FBI uniform crime data for 2015. +"Reagan didn't adress the AIDS crisis until his fifth year in office, while thousands were dying. Then he promised to funnel more money into research, but actually slashed the budget by 11%. He was an evil motherfucker.",But but... he's someone you could have a beer with! +"Sorry, i was wrong",go back to health ed class boy +"Holy shit, Republican integrity folks, the unicorn has appeared","Well, it's not like Trump would ever apologise either, so does that also qualify him as someone with integrity?" +But DotA copied esports from Leguolegens,Stfu plebs +8xAGP so you know it's good.,AGP is the way of the future! +"Haha, I've never gotten into that, but hey, I'll try anything once.",And that gentlemen is how you find out that a woman wants kids in the future. +"Just wait until we play UW Green Bay today, then check the AP polls. Top 10 for sure",I think you dropped this +So you're gonna pencil in another L to FSU next season?,Nobody beats Miami 8 times in a row +"There's a few good things you can say about Mormons, and principled is one of them. Orren Hatch once publicly berated his entire party for not voting for CHIP, which is literally health insurance for children who don't have insurance. To me, voting against health insurance for children is pretty fucking demonic, honestly. It's not like the kids can go out and get jobs and pay for their own insurance just because their parents are deadbeats, or poor, or some dumb excuse any Republican can come up with. Literally no excuse for it.","Don't forget, if we start handing out free insurance to kids the welfare queens will be popping out 8 or 9 babies each so they can stay home on the hardworking taxpayers' dime..." +Why does anything conservative get downvoted on Reddit?,"Because reddit isn't your safe space, and most conservative ideas are backwards and uneducated?" +*Lives in the US* *Is communist* mybrainisfulloffuck.jpeg,"Well, you can be communist while living in the US, you know?" +...don't most third world countries have terrible warlord/dictator problems? That is the opposite of small government.,"But they don't have your address on record, so it's okay." +Let their obsession consume them?,More likely flames. +Glad to hear you guys are coming around.,Way to respond to the point... +All Donald Cowboy Cerrone's UFC finishes,only if this guy can put a win streak going or show up in bight fights right Dana? +She deserves a ring.,Choco! +"Scorer Octane ZSR, Beta Nugget KEYS/Offers Post here!",5 keys + purple almas for zsr +i bet it was muslims or sjws who have a beef with christmas,They're snow people not snow men +"Can't reallly define what makes a good or bad title but one of the worst recent titles for me was Allied, ugh","True, but comon, tell me how cool seeing 'lie' then the rest of the title fade in." +"So basically just act like the Vikings game never happened, right?",I didn't think Norway had a team... +its 100 floors,Fun! +U.S. Officials: Putin Personally Involved in U.S. Election Hack,Guess we add NBC News to that list of fake news sites now. +Rory MacDonald looking for a fight...,If he's looking for a fight maybe he could team up with Dana and Matt Serra for some goofy adventures? +I've got 2 guesses: 1) Mahmoud Abbas 2) Definitely not Daret,Daret better be good at dodgeball........ is all I am saying +Well it's relevant to me because it's where I'm from. I also thinks it's relevant because it has a larger impact on the smaller communities because everybody knows everybody.,"I don't feel sad when people from cities die, because only a very small percentage of their town knew them." +My current SO was on there so long he was a mod. That's where we met,whats a mod? +"Yes, we've stepped up training of Iraqi troops since the debacle of the first battle for Mosul. The aim is to wean them off of our assistance, and they've been doing well over the past year, taking back several cities from Daesh. That's why this has been taking so long, because we're trying to let them do most of the work, so they'll have an adequate defense force and we can leave. The problem is, once they get rid of Daesh, they'll still have rivalries between Sunni, Shia, Kurd, etc.","Unite eternally warring tribes to fight your own battle, leave, expect eternal unrest to not happen." +"G3 is sex, this isn't.","real guns have pumps, dogs are for bones, etc" +"That's the most frustrating part about all of this. Eschewing all proof and evidence, they believe a man accused of corruption and lies when he tells them, I'm not corrupt. I'm not a liar... Like come on. Did you think maybe you should consult a third party to determine whether or not he's corrupt or a liar? No? Just gonna listen to him? oh...ok then.",That's what they want you to think! +For those who may be interested this is a nice Planetside 2 community on Google+ just thought I would share,"Wait, google+ still exists?" +Dwarf fortress be like: # **D**,"Scarier than these dragons, imo." +"In all seriousness, DLC5 is not going to happen guys. Activision wants to end BO3's life cycle and move players to their new COD installment Infinite Warfare, and the game isn't selling well as it is. They're giving out free copies at this point, and they won't allow Treyarch release another DLC that will essentially move the player population back to BO3. They're done milking out that game for the year and want to move on. DLC maps cost a lot of time and money and they won't invest a huge chunk just to reverse they're player-base. Plus, the seasonpass explicitly mentions that you will get 4 map packs. And we all know Activision won't be generous enough give out a free map pack out of altruism.",Season 2 of DLC incoming to Black Ops 3. +Kinda drift racing at its finest.,That head smack at the end says it all. +All the Australian content is the main reason I subscribe to Stan as well as Netflix.,Can you get home and away and a current affair on there? +cashmere cat album pls,Just go download it from hasitleaked +U.S. Officials: Putin Personally Involved in U.S. Election Hack,I am Russian and that's what you get for fucking up USSR during the cold war. +"Tbh, this idea seems substantially more prevalent in the west to me. None of my omni friends ask me what I eat or how it tastes. I'm new to r/vegan and I expected there to be more activism, but it's filled with recipes lol :)","I've been noticing you a lot lately and I like your comments, please keep posting :D" +That's a weird way to spell Charlie Cameron.,Who? +"I recognize this! It's in Los Angeles off La Brea. It's called Isa Japanese Restaurant and they're open until 4 am, which is insane for Mid-city. Great food.",r/HailCorporate +And serial killers,And then there's people who like pineapple pizza. +"Waow, SHIMMY! SO SICK -16er",You just don't realize how difficult it is to alternate between forward and back +Lil Uzi Vert announces he's been working with Kanye,Wow How many times can Kanye let us down this week +Nice graphics!,No more sc2 engine PogChamp +"Like sperm, but with fat tails",The other one looks like she's trying to shit out a brick while smiling +"Sorry dude, people get salty over Seraph win condition.","If the card says that you win, you literally win" +What recession indicators do you use?,"s/he predicted the other stuff man, so must be right about these ones ay." +He was also vegetarian.,VEGANS ARE REVISIONISTS +Does being an atheist prevent you from appreciating creativity?,Creativity isn't tangible it's just a figment of peoples imaginations +Literally unplayable.,"Yup, better place this on the list of Why The Sims 4 is the worst game ever" +"People need to chill out. This is getting ridiculous When they said the PC build wasn't ready for tech test, that doesn't mean a PC build is not ready. To get a build ready for beta / alpha / tech test you need to remove elements and test for stability. This takes a lot of time as well as man power. So either include the tech test for PC and have to potentially postpone the release of the game (this makes no sense since they can test the servers with consoles just as well) or exclude the PC build and release the game on time Decisions were made, they are shitty to us PC players, but they were made none the less They are not neglecting the PC community, I can assure you of that!",I'm sure your right but you can't blame PC gamers for being at least a little bit nervous with all the terrible PC ports going on at the moment. +"Civilization = feminization. I wanted to share something I am currently noticing. It is a perspective/theory. You can think it is stupid or true as with any perspective. Sorry for the formatting. I look outside. Hot girls are walking around and don't show any interest to me. Below average woman think she is decent. We let them think this way. We let them take the upper hand. Hi boss, I am happy with working double shift you should still pay me the same tough. Fucking civilization. Civilization means feminization. That middle east societies. They don't seem civilized. They keep their women under control. They get to fuck cleaner women. They get to not divorce raped as much as us. When we were cavemen, we could just take what we wanted. Now do that. And you go to jail and they ass rape you. This is what civilization means. Women and men who are like women associated civilization with feminization. Now we all think it is great but it is basically a trojan virus. Like a pirated game that has a small piece of code that fucks your computer. It is the exact same thing, in fact. Clean clothes, ironed clothes, nice cars (what the fuck is a nice car anyway), talking elagantly, socializing like a women. We are being forced to do these but do we really need them? Fuck no. Why the fuck would we iron our clothes? Among men, how do we make use of clean clothes? It is a necessaty for social status assesment and piss contest. Guess why? So women can look at you and understand how much value she can get from you. Women make men compete with each other by such means. Men think with their egos. Women picks their likings meanwhile. I am fucking afraid of stepping into a pool of water because it is gonna make my jean dirty. I am lazy to clean it. But I should be able to do whatever the fuck I want when walking. Dude it is walking. I can jump. I should be able to jump. I should be able to scream. But if you scream now they ask you wtf dude, they call the police, they look at you like you are a weirdo. You are being conditioned to be restricted every single minute of your day because you are a part of society and civilization. It is created to keep you under control. Civilization exists to make you beta so civilization can protect itself and whoever gets the biggest pie of civilization, aka people who have power, money etc. So what do we do? Do we need to blow up buildings like tyler durden does in fight club? Do we need to join some weird ass religion? I don't know. I think we just should do whatever the fuck we want to do. Why there is no cult that has TRP perspectives? Maybe there is. There is scientology. There are weird ass religions. Why don't some people bought an island, bring some girls etc. etc. Because that is dumb. I see this reality of society right now. I can just join top 1% instead of doing other things to get the biggest reward of this shitty situation. Kill or be killed right? So whoever think like me, do probably the same. Sure they lose some things and never get certain things they really want to get, but I guess everything is a tradeoff. Why bother to change society? Most won't understand you. Most will shit at you. You won't get any tangible benefit from it. Life is too short to think too much anyway. Life is interesting. It seems whether you make $30k, $300k, $30mm, ass fucked in a jail cell, cucked by your wife, or have a harem of 5 girls, all you can choose is 1. to look at life with a positive perspective and feel happy-ish 2. to look at what's wrong in life and feel not happy Then you die.","Those middle eastern societes have had civilisations thousand of years before the West though, so what really is civilisation and who is really civilised?" +"No, Kanye actually strikes me as the kind of guy who really cares about the issues he thinks is important. He seem very earnest in that regard, I don't think he does things just to stick it to others.",I like to think its both....ya know....for the memes +HUNTER LOOKING FOR A WARLOCK AND A TITAN FOR PULSE RIFLE QUEST,Qwackerman ps4 +What are taxes?,this is actually pretty funny +Seriously what does this say? lol great post op!!,"I don't know why they put the school there, but I think it just ends at quit and has an assumed smoking at the end, considering what is underneath that talks about quitting smoking." +"Just the description bug, still breaks in couple of golemites, not x8 XD",Needed buff +The people that were wanting them to take RG3 because he's more mobile and can make more plays with his legs since they didn't have an oline or offensive talent in general.,You mean Rookie of the year RG3? +Too late lol 2 hours ago,Better late than never +I think that's what they do in a lot of poorer countries.,"No shit, really?" +Solitude...,+1 for good use of a fiery sword +Piss off DeShawn.,comedy gold +And you got all the region locks how exactly?,since he is biking all over town ... I guess he biked to all the other places ... pretty impressive if you think about it +You could almost beat a Control Warrior with that!,"Almost, but not quite." +"Also, how are kikes immigrating a bad thing?",It not unless it's to our glorious white countries +Now for them to troll and release an FDL body kit instead!,I SWEAR IF THEY DID THAT I WOULD write a strongly worded letter explaining my disappointment +"Reid to GOP: 'You get rid of ObamaCare, people are going to die'",So death panels without the useless bureaucratic overhead of the panels? +"Well his one touchdown against the Vikings for example. Did his slow dance, handed a ball off, then did some modeling/photog session on the sideline forever. I don't really mind him doing stuff on the sideline but all the networks make non panther fans suffer through every celebratory act he does. Fans should only be shown the end zone dance and then move along. Kinda glad he did that dance though because the Vikes got fired up afterwards",It's worth it to see him pout when he is not winning. +"How do I make a charged creeper explode? When a mob dies to a charged creeper blast it has a 100% chance to drop its head. So I built a wither skull farm that is using a charged creeper to kill wither skeletons. I've managed to get the creepers charged, and stick them in a 1x2 hole made of reinforced obsidian. I can protect any other key blocks from exploding. I can manage to pack a hundred or so wither skeletons in there with the charged creeper every minute. Fully automated to this point, except I can't make the creeper explode. When a player uses flint and steel on it, the creeper automatically explodes. I figured I could use the igniter from Roots to accomplish the same thing, but all it does is set the creeper on fire. Same with the igniter from Random Things. I even tried a vanilla dispenser with flint and steel, no luck. It's fun to watch them burn, but I want explosions. It seems that the creeper needs to be ignited by a player. The mechanical player from Extra Utilities won't work. Blowing them up with TNT was fun but didn't work. This is an awesome build and I would hate to see it go to waste. Is there any mod out there that has an item that makes all nearby creepers explode? I'm playing a custom pack on 1.10. I can add any mods.",I can't remember but would a snow golem be the easiest solution since they attack creepers? +You okay?,Deadly grace... +"Charmander nest alert! There appears to be a new char-nest at the pokestop on Kenderdine, just south of 115th St. It's right by Dr. John G. Egnatoff School. Caught 7 last night. They seem to spawn every hour and a half or so. Also right beside the gym on the other side of the school. Time to power up that 96% IV Charizard, finally. Anyone find a Squirtle nest yet?",MOTHER OF GOD +These are the guys that voted for Trump.,"Yeah, guys that like guns and celebrate Christian holidays." +"Seriously - new Oklahoma law requires daily replacement of signs covered in cocks and swear words in all public bathrooms. Or even, leave any establishment that actually follows this law immediately.","Well then it'd be a shame if they kept having to replace them, right?" +"Oh god, the end is so much worse.",That was absolutely worth the click. +"Im sorry, i didnt realise westerners have never destroyed any animals habitat or hunted anything to extinction...Oh wait...",I don't think he was claiming otherwise. +"Twitter barred from tech meeting with Trump due to not making an anti-Clinton emoji, per reports",Then ban his account. +10 University of Minnesota football players suspended indefinitely following a university investigation into an alleged sexual assault after police decline to charge anyone and the accuser withdrew her original complaint.,That logo IS kinda rapey.... +It's almost like the middle class is waking up to the system that is against them. We really need to do away with privatized health care,"Yes, because healthcare was never cheap in the US at a time in which it was largely managed by the private sector and will only get cheaper by putting the government in between healthcare providers and customers." +It supports macros and will probably be banned from competitive play. I kind of don't like this shit because it ruins the inherent even playing field of console gaming. I hate how some people are now using ps4 pros which hold frame rate better and now they're releasing official keyboard/mouse options and this thing which you can program rapid fire/jitter mods into. What happened to same console same controller for everyone. Scuffs were fine but this is entirely different.,Why would it be banned from competitive? +Estonian soldier holding a NATO flag,I'm sure that has Russians shaking in their booties +For some reason I don't think Fort Wayne is complaining about OG being sick for their game...,All them Jon Coffman detractors that say he can't win on the road won't stop talking about it. +Montreal mayor vows 'zero tolerance' as illegal marijuana shops open,"I'm sure this time the SPVM will do what M. Coderre wants, sure thing that..." +"In a sub swamped with passive-aggressive posts, this one might just rule them all. Thanks for using your time to tell us in detail how much you really truly absolutely without question don't care.",We've finally found that mythical could care less situation everyone keeps going on about. +"Almost every modern game includes some sort of looting, levelling or something like that. Have you considered tennis?",You mean pong +We are so screwed. Raise the income tax already,Why would we ever do that when she worked sooooo hard to pass the bill to eliminate our income taxes? +Then I will pray for you.,Yes because being open to dialogue is a grave matter of sin. +But Hillary! What about Hillary! Sore losers! LIBERAL TEARS!,"you are aware Hillary won the popular vote by 2.8 million votes, and the loser won, right?" +Alberta NDP looking at abolishing Daylight Saving Time,NDP attack on farmers continues! +"(IMPACT Spoilers) Total Nonstop Deletion is already available - If you like it, give it a watch on POP too tonight",Was hoping for s big surprise but if you've enjoyed the deletion stuff so far you'll enjoy this. +"Agreed. I think it is well established already Hilary won the popular vote. Some people on this sub needs to move on, the whole Yay us! Hilary won the popular vote is getting tiring.","You know I agree I think it's not enough these people's votes don't actually count because of where they live, we shouldn't even acknowledge who they voted for and just ignore them after their votes get counted" +So what is it? It's cold cuts everywhere I've ever gotten a sub and every Google image result has cold cuts.,WHY DO YOU CARE +On tinder I would get this one from total gems a lot is cum vegan?????,"Mine is, bb" +How should you tell a friend that the way her boyfriend talks to her (even if he is joking and she says it doesn't bother her) is inappropriate and sexist?,"Tell her you THINK its inappropriate, not everyone buys into the holier than thou left wing nonsense" +"Donald Trump Rally in Ambridge, PA","**FUCKING SHIT, HE'S CALLING OUT THE KENNEDYS**" +"Yee. If you only have the more standard 1 mage, 1 Guardian, then who cares about that as much if you're the mage. Whereas if you run a 3 magical comp, or at the very least Anubis and a magic carry/AK with a phys support then I can see why the passive is relevant. You know?",3 magical comp is pretty common and guardians early damage is impactful and the support will be rotating early and fight with the midlaner very often. +"To be fair, aren't we all a little tooly sometimes?","Very good point, bud" +How come you see manlove everywhere? Is it because you hunger for dong?,Weird question +Somali Muslim Invaders Harass Gay American in Minnesota,I want to know how all those guys got their bosses to let them have time off work to do that... +"If ur hitting 95% of ur shots give or take, why aren't u in invite?",I think you're forgetting about game sense. +That is your come back? Turning into a 7th grade english teacher on someone using a phone with autocorrect? Okay. Sucks to be a bandwagoneer for life.,haha you used the wrong your buddy! +"Of course there is, and not all Islamist groups are the same. However some of them were clearly nasty. You'd have to be blind and deaf not to notice a difference between Al-Zenki, JAI and Jahbat Thuwar al-Raqqa.",you forgot to put the +Hollywood Casting Directors Say Asian Movie Stars Are On Their Way,Was the bus late? +TIL that the current 'General American Accent' in many respects more closely resembles the 18th Century English accent more than the current English accent resembles the 18th Century English accent.,So Kevin Costner was the *right* choice to play Robin Hood after all! +Ever Wondered What Really Happens When Someone Wins A Game Show? | They pay tax on their winnings (26 clicks),And now those lazy Olympians get off scott free with their medals. +Trebuchet?,Microsoft Font? +How are you people not getting the sarcasm?,if only there was a way to indicate sarcasm as it doesn't translate well in text! +What the hell is PM Cunk doing in the Impact Zone??!!!,"Brother Philip, I knew you'd come." +"As an Australian, this helps me sleep at night",See you on the front page OP! +Cat (SFW) | Accidental abortion (NSFW/L),Face is like why the hell would you risk that click... +Another one bites the dust: Cisco discontinues its $1B cloud initiative,It couldnt happen to a more competent organization. +This subreddit is now Robbie Rotten themed,now look at this theme +Holy shit. Alfa Romeo Pandion rear,Looks like it would be a pain to brush to snow of in winter +Amber just announced she's not going to be a part of TMOG,Well at least she ended on a positive note +More than just hacks: Russia's 'hybrid warfare' has been targeting western Europe for months - World,I'm sure this is just more MSM propaganda and fake news intended to smear all the good work that Putin is doing saving humanity. +Why won't my companion app let me sell my players?,Because they don't exist duh +Gypsies or migrants.,Why not jews? +Not at worlds :*(,:( +"Not yet Tennogen, Nyx Graxx and...that thing with wings (syandananana) WIP.","I'm gonna buy the shit out of that syandana, then feel bad for spending money on warframe again, then not regret it because it's pretty and I supported a quality artist." +"Do we really not have enough to theoretically pay Alexis & Ozil 250,000 -275,000 each?",exactly my point +"Before I starting reading into this, I'm am making uneducated guess that it the driver was a Muslim.","Yeah, they are notoriously bad drivers." +Good news: WoW returned to 10M subscribers. Bad news: Sargeras is going to destroy our planet.,The devil went down to blizzard looking to make a deal. +"Trump aide mishandled CIA secrets, files reveal.",But the files were not on an email server so it's all good. +UFC draw tier-list following 2016,"Where's Platinum, BOY?" +Aku Aku displayed proudly in my living room,Needs more real human nose +Deport her to QLD then; that'll teach her.,Some would call that a war crime +A new study found with 99% certainty that climate change is driving the retreat of glaciers.,So you're saying it's not proven yet. +"That doesnt even make sense, you can be second, hell you can be third","Hell, I was high when I said that." +"Eventually, one will get stuck in the up position, which is a nice compromise. O_-",But then the car pulls in the opposite direction due to wind resistance. +Not sure why Obama was waiting so long to announce martial law and start taking their guns.,It takes a long time to get the death camps ready to take all the guns and kill the Christians and straight people with their own guns +came in this thread just to ctrl-f 21,21 reasons +You assume correctly.,What if by correct you mean wrong! +Wind turbine on fire,That's good for the environment! +I bought mine yesterday but didn't get around to setting it up until today. Regretting that right now. I was on 36 percent for 3 hours.,"Godspeed, brother." +"My town had a Hardee's first but went out of business. A Carl's Jr came back a few years later, but alas also went out of business.",So you're saying I have a chance? +I stubbornly refuse to play Greystone because I think he's broken and I like to feel like I accomplished something when I win.,*plays Murdock* +That tiny piece of wood will probably snap in half on that cruiser's window.,"It's too short to snap, it'll just transfer the energy from the hit into his hands and hurt him.. Arguably even more useless than if it snapped." +Scariest audio scare? What's the scariest audio scare in a movie to you? The Cabin scene in MAMA is terrifying. The demon speaking over the baby monitor in INSIDOUS is horrifying. The wife yelling Micah in paranomal activity at the end is so creepy. What other audio scares really terrify you? Visual scares are really effective but audio scares really get under my skin. The idea that you have to visually imagine the terror experienced by the audio is so effective for me,When Bilbo Baggins freaks out in LOTR. +The Moon is a Lesbian,"Ah yes, the moon is bi because someone made that up like a decade ago, and that is definitely the oldest moon story, of course." +This was around long before rugrats. Rugrats didn't exist yet when many of us heard it.,"I was gonna say, You mean Rugrats was on back in 1975??" +"No, it depends on how your oppression adds up. For example, a black lesbian woman has more oppression than a white gay man because the black and woman add to her oppression total.","Plus, gays are misogynists anyways." +Always hated this contract. There was no reason for MB to offer him a bridge contract. It's gonna bite us in the ass.,You're assuming MB didn't offer him a long term deal and Chucky and his agent didn't just decline it. +The official one on the whitehouse's own site is a PDF with layers still active for fks sake. It's a forgery and can be proven simply by looking at the official original from the source location.,Could it be a Russia Hack? +Which ideology has the most attractive people?,Obviously the radical left SJWs +Mele Kalikimaka!,That's thing thing to say if you're from Hawaii... what's the Kenyan way? +what would you want for a keyboard swap?,"Anything similar price or lower +PayPal, any mx, wouldn't mind rgb or all blue LEDs" +Managed to land a great job with a bunch of room for growth. Failed on getting Global Elite in CSGO.,Your priorities are obviously mixed up! +President Obama signs BOTS Act which makes it illegal for bots to buy and resell tickets.,"Thanks, Obama!" +stop driving everywhere,"I'm not traffic, you're traffic!" +"In this same thread I explained the situation to many different people. I don't want to type it out again, so if you look real hard, you might see it.",I see reading isnt your strong suit +I think this is what bothers me the most about the Putin hacking the election thing,How else will we spy on ourselves? +Blazing saddles,"I started to watch this with my 9 year old... Had to turn it off at _Oh no, we rape the shit out of them_ or similar." +but they already replaced Green with Emmitt Cleary,Clearly you're wrong +"Sorry, Pundits: Non-Orthodox American Jews Are Here to Stay.",Classic denial. +"Surface Parking in Downtown Clayton, MO",But is it enough? +I'm petty when it comes to spot hogging,Overreacted diff --git a/chunk89.csv b/chunk89.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..19a121ab17bf146c31b70bcdb2d3693677e62d80 --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk89.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1667 @@ +Input,Output +Bye! Watch the door on your way out. :),"Never seen you post here before, but good start" +"Why are the prices going up? Is star citizen blowing threw the 124.8 million faster than expected,",Mojang must have been running out of money when they were originally developing Minecraft! +"Mmm idk, I mean wishing the death of a extremely bad person like hitler is ok. Other than that I completely agree with you.",AND YOKO IS LITERALLY HITLER +Why are so few butters conspiracy theorists?,Guys we all know black people can't be from the US it's for white people. +Happy holidays from Dan & Max!,Now we know for sure that Danny Ric is the miner 1 driver at Red Bull +Uhhh Is PF Broken?,It's just Christmas cheer that's all +"My friend keeps antagonising my girlfriend younger . My girlfriends little brother has done martial arts for many years. He kicked me at one point when we were sparring and left me with a bruise/welt on my thigh. His nick name is Buzz-saw. Her little brother is staying with us while his parents go through the divorce. We're both college students. My friend keeps antagonising him over his eyes. He has a scar over one side of his face and bright blue eyes. He called him hitler perfect child because of the blonde hair, arians I think he called them. He was drinking water this morning and he smacked his on his back. He turned to him and said, You know if I was not sure Regal would kick me out after giving me a beating, I would not let this slide Regal is his MMA teacher My girlfriend told my friend to fuck off and told me to handle it. Help without violence please TL;DR: Friend keeps antagonising girlfriends younger brother.","Your friend must feel like a big man, picking on what's basically a defenseless kid almost half his age.. That's some REAL MMA power there" +"I'm Jeremy Botter, managing editor at FloSports. AMA. I'm a veteran mixed martial arts journalist, but I began my career by writing about one of my only life-long loves: pro wrestling. These days, I'm serving as managing editor at FloSports in Austin. We know you've got questions about FloSlam, our just-launched independent wrestling vertical. On Thursday beginning at 2:30 pm ET, I'm going to try and answer them to the best of my ability. I can't guarantee I will make it through every question, but I am certainly going to try. Our first live event with our new partners at WWNLive kicks off November 4 with SHINE 38, and I'm game to talk about that, EVOLVE and anything else you want to know. See you Thursday!",Will there be any Japanese promotions on the FloSlam network? +"Yes, by some lines of reasoning you narrowly avoided getting raped as you were not in a position to give informed consent.",BUT MEN CANNOT BE RAPED BECAUSE THEY ARE DOING THE PENETRATION AND ALWAYS WANT SEX +Favorite League Champion!,Im gonna go for a BOLD prediction by saying lee sin will win this poll +Sorghum?,haha yeah +"Precisely the magic of Locker. Mayhem brings laughter and salt. It's an undeniably fun map, that's why there are 24/7 locker servers in BF4.",I don't like it because 95% of my team always seems to throw themselves into the middle rather than help flank them. +Way to go Lincoln.,"Yeah but at least Lincoln was pro-life, anti-tax, and politically incorrect!" +Why does it need the Location permission?,Emphasis on the +"You and a super intelligent snail both get 1 million dollars, and you both become immortal, however you die if the snail touches you. It always knows where you are and slowly crawls toward you. What's your plan?",Poor snail ... I'm a fucking French guy +if (!isset ($_POST['register'])) return; if ($_POST['password]] != $_post['passwordconfirm]) return; if (strlen($_post['password]) == 0 || strlen ($_post['username']) == 0) return; ...,Very clean. +"Yeah and that's what I really liked about it, too, it had the date that I created my account on it :(",I believe that should still show up on your veteran badge if you check that. +"Transgender male, androgynous, bigender, and intersex nonbinary could be biological females.","Women fall under and other, duh." +What are the alternative hypotheses?,Aliens. +1k coins for me. I reckon they will get better each day closer to xmas hopefully.,I only got 250 +Did clay fall off the map?,"Nah, I'm not sure if he was even on the map" +"Who could be a worthy alternative for the PM job ? This sub hates dear leader Mudi ji, but I have not seen any discussion around alternatives. Let us discuss the alternatives and help undecided folks like me. Please add any other names who can qualified as a serious opponent ? * Arvind Kejriwal * Rahul Gandhi * Chandrababu Naidu * Nitish Kumar",Mamata Banerjee +If I try to watch the game through the FSN site I get a VALIDATE_INVALID error when signing in with TWC. Anyone know what's up with that?,"Idk, but that happened to me too like the past 6 games." +He has no weaknesses. Please remove your flair.,You're missing a +"Amazon, Uber etc. are capitalists intent on drawing as much value from the proliteriat as possible. These people are parasites. Americans - due to the inate brainwashing - think they are entrepeneurs(whatever the fuck that means). Only when you realise you are equal to anyone, regardless of cash value, will you find freedom. Socialism or barbarism - you decide!",Lol yes I'd love to live in Venezuela right now... +What episode was it?,The Gang Dines Out - Season 8 Episode 9 +"Saudi Arabia to 'inoculate' children against Westernisation, atheism and liberalism",Well they certainly have a lot of confidence in the idea that people are happy with their way of life and would choose it in the presence of other options. +Rogue One reviews in a nutshell,Cause they all died getting the plans...duh! +Honestly every single one of them is cucked beyond belief. Just get whichever phone suits your fancy and use it to post here and protest in that way. Think of it like they are providing the tool of their own destruction ;),..but dont buy an iphone.. +Sea lion pups roll in sand for sun protection,Sandshrew! +"No, just the mentally ill should have access to treatments that fix them.",You mean stuff like gay electro-conversion 'therapy'? +"My rayven is just bigger than everyone else's, fact.","My rayven plays on the double feature screen, your rayven went straight to dvd." +B.C. political parties may use and abuse Kinder Morgan issue for votes,"In other news, it may rain this week." +Celebrities Renege On Their Pledges to Move Out of U.S on the Back of Trump Win,Some hard-hitting investigative journalism. +The best stuff from my first six months at Half Price Books,"So, you're the reason there's never anything good in the bins at HPB!" +Wow... The legal industry is almost entirely made out of pdfs now.,JPG +So what you're saying is this is all Brandon's fault?,Isn't it always? +"Best places to watch the game IN Detroit? What are some of the best sports bars, restaraunts, or just places in general to watch Lions games in downtown/midtown/corktown/greektown? Going to head down with some friends next week for MNF and just looking for suggestions on where to watch the game after grabbing some dinner beforehand.",Ford Field is a pretty good place for food and I hear it's pretty good for watching the game. +"you know, the job where: you sit in a cubicle all day, the dozens of people you interact with don't see you as a human being, and so much of your time is eaten up that you make it to old age with no life experiences and no relationships other than your little computer screen and a red stapler.",Just like how Jesus intended. +Off to the market to sell some oranges,5 second rule? +No one cares what you have to say,then one would not bother to reply. +She's not taking mine or the vote of literally anyone I know,Anecdotes mean nothing in the face of evidence. +Empty space is the absence of something. Therefore it is not any thing.,Boom +"Duterte's new envoy to UN calls for end to killings, withdrawal of death bill",Praying hard that Teddy Boy's sudden state of lucidity lasts at least six years. +"Traditional Hair Styles Hi all! First post here, struggling with Google on this one. Can anyone point me to traditional hair styles? I'm not aware of any and all I find online are the trendy stuff from actors. If you need to know, I'm male with hair just past shoulder length",I don't know what you mean by traditional but do go on Pinterest and search hair styles +We have a discord? ;),"Oh dang, you weren't supposed to know!" +**SOMEBODY** is bitter about being silenced unfairly...,"But of course, the report system is utter shit and those people with 12 months+ of Silence totally didn't deserve it, that's what the Forums taught me" +Nova can bribe bosses. 11/10,That's the buff Nova needs! +"Argonne forest, Dice Love the map. We need more like it. It's leveled out pretty damn well. Props to that map",Yes I love how no one ever tries to flank on that map and just camps at C. +1. Healthy baby is born 2. Mother doesn't take him to a doctor 3. Baby gets preventable disease and dies Get it yet?,There was no disease before big medicine implanted it to farm us for profits. +SHES COMING TO SCALP US,I think I said this before when she just released *Roar* and *Rise*... +Don't you think that giving a wider audience more access to watch it could potentially invite new viewers?,No don't you understand the suits at Disney know nothing bad call imo +"Allow us to pause updates for other Hi-Rez games when we want to play Smite. Title, please...",I dont have Paladins and it says updating... +We need to implement a 'BOB SAYS NO' chant in the arena after big saves,"Theres been talk of that for a few seasons, all it would take is a graphic on the video board honestly." +Or just going out drinking in a city. $100 easy if you're taking shots.,Or if you go somewhere where you can get beer that isn't piss water. +Puppy's first time in the snow,I hope some of this record snowfall comes my way this winter. +"Ik weet niet of ik er mij zelf empowered door zou voelen, maar ik kan de gedachtegang ergens wel begrijpen. *Deze persoon moet mij betalen om zijn behoefte te krijgen ipv door gewoon een tof persoon te zijn er aan te komen* of bijvoorbeeld *Deze persoon is zo eenzaam/awkward dat ze liever dit lege hebben dan een echte verbinding* gedachten in die richtingen zeg maar.","Want in de kroeg tegen een meisje zeggen dat ze de mooiste is om d'r in bed te krijgen is wel echt, en maakt je een tof persoon, en zo'n verbinding is niet leeg." +He got ewo,"That can be changed when he shows up to the schoolhouse, if he wanted nav that can still happen.." +Venezuelans Protest Over Worthless Cash,So incredibly surprising.... +"You see someone killing themselves, what do you do ?","Get the fuck out of there, not trying to end up a suspect" +"All they are saying is that that will remove the mandate. The mandate pays for things, what things are they going to get rid of now that the extra income from the mandate isn't available.","Well luckily it'll be Obama's fault for the next 8 years, so they have a lot of leeway" +1oZ MOST COMPRESSED Blue Cherse. Seriously sat in the palm of my hand. Fucking vacuum packing noobs.,It has the texture of ballsack +Nice! We'll receive the stuff just in time for Christmas 2017!!!,hahaha love that +Thousands of Muslims donate 10 tonnes of food to help homeless Londoners at Christmas,"Wow, I guess Muslims are really peaceful after all." +#MechMonday Just got this setup!! The Arc Mod V2 & Recoil RDA,"I've been looking at this mod for a while, how do you rate the finish of the copper?" +I'm curious about the declawing. Did you do it?,"Don't, it causes nerve damage usually." +Meowd-dib,The one who can be many places at once: The Kwisatz Caterach. +"As somebody who watched literally just the last interception, wtf happened to Abdullah and Riddick?",Abdullah foot injury I think. +Where are all these places where the first day of school isnt mid August?! My summers were two months long!!,NY here school started yesterday. +A truly amazing set!,there is only 1 image +HAPPENING: US SENDS 1600 TANKS TO THE NETHERLANDS HEADING TOWARDS RUSSIAN BORDER. NATO ON HIGH ALERT. WHAT THE FUCK IS OBAMA DOING RIGHT NOW?!?,"He's starting the war now, so trump is blamed for it January 21" +Stay safe out there,What about 4chan and ifunny? +Will the human race ever learn to stop fucking about with animals?,But it's so entertaining! +"I guess lol, but still hurts like a bitch",Stake it +Chelsea victory today means they are only the third club in history to win 500 Premier League games - Man Utd (593) and Arsenal (512).,Pretty nice stat for a team that only started in 2003 +"Many attempts have been made to popularize games with art by Akira Toriyama, all to either extremely mild success or abject failure . Whether it's DQ8 with its large Western push and okay sales, or Blue Dragon which fell on its face in North America. I wouldn't be so sure that it would work.",God did I love Blue Dragon though... +All muslims should be noted for future deportation to their barbaric sweltering sandholes of origin.,"Dude, I support Trump too!" +me irl,this is so meta +The thing I hate about comments like this is the implication that people who like to min-max or anything like that don't have fun. They do have fun. They just find different things fun than you. And that's okay.,YOUR FUN IS WRONG +"That's not how it works in the game, so I'm going to say that's not how it works in 'real life' if portals like in the game existed. In Portal (the game) if the exact scenario in the picture happened with the orange portal coming down, it would come to rest flat against the table holding the cube. On the 'Blue' side this would then become an incline and the cube would either slide off or tip over and 'roll' down to the edge, as in option A. The cube has no momentum and gains no momentum at the time the Orange portal covers it. The portals in the game do not confer any energy. The portals have no 'perspective', they are simply a direct connection between two spaces. If the orange portal comes down on something on the floor, then the floor is still the floor no matter where the exit point is.",It doesn't work that way in the game because the game doesn't have moving portals. +They failed to mention that Americans hold over 80% of the US debt.,"No, the Japanese own everything in America now" +"If it makes you feel better, my friend failed linear algebra 3x before passing it. He's a c++ programmer working on counter strike now.",Can you ask him to fix hitreg +"Nice, I had all the fades except gut and m9, my bayo was st with full fade. I kinda left the game and sold everything with it. Still have an expensive tf2 unusual I have to dump tho at some point",I'll trade pops for it +I would put a tiny W flag in the legend for slide 20.,Great idea; I should have consulted you! +Peace on earth...,I'm white trash and I'm in trouble +"Don't like the Pearl, but the rest is swell.",Yeah pearls skin should be lighter to emphasize the differences of all of them. +jesus theses refs are a joke,Yeah that was weak +(Ps4) Powerlevel help Zero lvl 13 to 72 PSN name mystickotodama. Any help would be greatly appreciated.,Get any help with this? +The Enchanted Maze - Do mogs show you the way?,"Yep, that's their role." +Poison Chaos BV is balanced,"ah yes, the beauty of poison, it's definitely balanced" +"Why so many upsets in pools? First Wizzy, then Hugs, now Gravy",Everyone's high as fuck +Something like 2/3 of the planet's food requires insect pollination... what are you going to eat?,I guess it's time to eat rocks now +NSA Inspector Who Criticized Snowden for Not Using 'Official' Channels Found Guilty of Retaliating Against Whistleblower Who Did Just That,WOW didn't se that one coming +"lol no 3.5k and 5k are different playing visage regulary since ti3, around 500 games with 60% in 4.5k bracket, too squishy low lvls and when ppl know how to push buttons they just kill you.",This dota 3 now bro playtime doesn't mean shit +"198,924 are event spawned. 6900 are retinues. 48,443 are from vassals. 10,624 are from my own demesne.",How did you get 200k event troops? +Don't play Meyers anymore,"Ya, we would be up 20 if not for Meyers" +"Unpopular Opinion Thread Can be about players, teams, anything!",Iginla is a huge whiner and most of his fights are because he's selfishly angry. +Gonna place a 50 he's gonna kill himself in the next 5 years. Let's hope he succeeds.,"Himself you ignorant shitlord mind their fucking pronouns, your unbelievable transphobia is showing through your cis-white privilege" +Who regards Messi as physically weak?,Well Fifa for one +Good. Let those disabled kids work for a living like I have to.,"Soon they'll be able to actually make a living, once we get rid of all those damn govment regulations keeping them down." +Servers down? just got kicked,same +"The pope isn't only talking to America, you know.","Well who else is he talking to, America is the only life bearing planet in the galaxy." +I bet this bird gets mad dick.,"It's 2016, girl birds can get mad pussy too" +And her wat has ended. RIP,For the Wat! +"As a female brony, i fully approve of this. Fuck your cringe.",You forgot the +"I make 14 breakfast burritos at a time, freeze them, and microwave them in the morning","I make 14 breakfast burritos every morning, and my boss is getting really tired of me showing up to work at 11:30." +Wait... I thought it was Obama who was taking all of our guns?,"Obama's too busy passing around medals and hand outs, you're thinking of crooked Hillary HUSSEIN Clinton!" +We've all been there before.,You can tell Ellen is just a very pleasant person to work with. +"I don't even understand why that is offensive. I mean, I am not a card carrying BLM member, I agree with their aims, but disagree with some of their tactics/die hard supporters.",The same thing could be said about the civil rights movement. +"Their integrity became clear when they linked directly to The_Donald, sold Bill dicking bimbos t-shirts and claimed that their critics were a bunch of jews.",I'm sure everything in this statement is 100% true and not all made up or grasping at straws. +Internet marketing weasels do it all the time. That why it pays to verify your email!,"So to whom would one hypothetically sell their account to, and how would one hypothetically go about it?" +"Yeeeees, first walkout ever! Is he good?",na not really +GIVEAWAY to EU PS4 user!! I have a starter pack available for one of you lucky players. Included in the pack: -XP-38G Premium Plane (Rank 2 USA) -7 days of premium time -500 GE **Only valid for PS4 players with a registered EU account on the Playstation.**,How do I enter mate? ++2 ELO for a werewolf win??? That doesnt seem right....,OH MY GOD I HATE YOU I JUST GOT WEREWOLF WHILE I WAS READING THIS AND ITS ALL YOUR FAULT +Rebels burn Syria evacuation buses,just like paris on any sunday. +A new poll shows an astonishing 52% of Republicans incorrectly think Trump won the popular vote,Since polls are so accurate nowadays +"And what if you can't or don't? Then you do solo queue, and it's just unfair to have to go up against discord-linked 5-man stomp teams.",automatically at a disadvantage for using discord +The Countries with the Fastest Internet,"But Luke is still using the dial-up of his parents from the early 90ies, so reduce the block limit!" +"Lol, I know it's a valid point because if it wasn't you'd have told me why. Instead you resort to ad hominem, always a sign of a failing opponent. This is 'change my view', not 'tell me what to think and expect me to believe you'.",There's the fact that none of our direct ancestors were either horses nor rhinoceroses. +B0aty doing gods work,"Someone has to, because he's not real." +And sped-up to fit in more commercials,serious? +MY PRECIOUS F MILY Bombard Your Friend S Ordhard,"I wonder what my friend, S. Ordhard, will say about this." +i don't think pregnancy affects men and women equally,"It certainly doesn't, but the 'prolife' view is based on a systematically broken view of humanity in general." +What would cause us to do that?,Nothing caus human are pieces of shit. +Please don't let Valve forget that the UI needs to be changed (especially for tournament games),"No the UI is fine you just have to get used to it, god you people hate change." +"Agreed. I'm not saying her behavior is acceptable, but the fact she was still panicking and cursing after the grandparent walked away leads me to believe she may have anxiety, OCD, etc. The crying, cursing, very panicked behavior, along with the foot stomping and walking back and forth. People on Reddit are quick to judge without knowing anything about the girl. If she's got a psychological disorder, the grandpa probably knows that yelling at her and punishing her right then will only make her behavior worse. Who knows.","Nah, let's just jump on the bandwagon and start commenting on how much horrible she is without." +"Okok, I just touch da cinny",omg I'm going to drown you +Submit your best play and join in the TOP5 plays of the week video!,Game name is Catarpillar and I got a few plays uploaded but I really like the Catarpillar Plays #2 and also the 3rd one +"I took some of my old GTA Online selfies from the 360, and recreated them on PC.",omg i forgot how bad the xbox 360 version looks x) +When they are victims of sexual abuse or domestic abuse it often isn't taken as seriously as when women report their experiences.,"Both are almost never reported because we wouldn't abused, emotionally devastated, terrified men being known to actually exist." +Then why is Darth Vader black? ^^checkmate ^^cuck,"If you notice, Darth Vader is a puppet of the Emperor until the last battle, signifying the subservience of black people" +lol what a terrible picture to use as a come back. his face look like it went through a meat grinder,Yeah they should just start giving the victory to the guy who looks better at the end. +"No, it feels like being objectified and used as shiny bait for men. That is not being valuable. That's being subtly dehumanized.",That's why they dress up wearing things that accentuate their personally and intelligence at the club. +I don't dismiss depression as non existent. I do feel like it's way over diagnosed though. And a large majority of 'depressed' people could fix it with diet and excersie.,"You put mental illness in quotes like it isn't a thing...i'm 225 pounds, roughly 15% body fat, i've exercised 5 times a week for nearly 7 years, what vegetables do you suggest to cure me?" +For ONCE austin is ACTUALLY RIGHT,bb im always right +it really is. especially since u can use hydras and savages..,At least it was free! +Unfathomable starvation and death isn't better than the complete elimination of poverty,Hey at least we get to starve in a my big house than eat and live in a apartment. +Jose Aldo willing to throw his next fight to quickly finish up UFC contract,Aldo vs cm punk +Did you guys make sure to say no homo before you kissed and presumably smashed at Flame's house afterwards?,Just because he's gay doesn't mean you have to call him Flaming. +... It's his belt buckle.,You don't say... +What's SMKD?,Suck my kucking dick +The damn Grammar Nazis are still alive. Someone call The Bear Jew.,Bad grammar is disinformation every time. +They say that Doomfist could level a skyscraper,I'll give this 9/11 +"English is currently defending his decision to ditch the housing minister title; he says if there are questions about soaring house prices in Auckland, for instance, those questions should be addressed to Auckland City Council not the government. Wow. Is it just me or was Key not *that* transparent when trying to pass the buck?","Don't worry, the media will take them to task!" +I guess I do mean that. He didn't cite it.,"I'm shocked, shocked that a fine upstanding citizen like Milo Yiannopoulos would engage in plagiarism." +"Am I the only one who thinks making Hollywood films about recent terror attacks (Boston Marathon bombing, that United 93 one) are really distasteful?",It's not like there are still people grieving about it after only a few years +"So, I had to share these sweet snipes",that's what you get for hardscoping +KILL ME,Good for you. +me irl,"This is my first comment on my new apartment^(and i have hair like this too, thanks c:)" +NHL 17 cross crease one-timer glitch goal what a scrub.,LOL the NHL series has made it hard for me to appreciate nice one-timer goals +"Wow, seriously? So even though I teach kids for a living, I can't sit next to one on a plane. Cool.","What's wrong with the back of the bus, anyway?" +To Everyone Saying Stewies Jittery Aim Is Weird Stewie explained on his stream that he flicks around so much because it helps keep him focused so he doesn't zone out. If somebody has the clip of him talking about it please either message me or put it in the comments!,that's just what someone who's aimbotting would say +One of the players in tyloo don't have their headset on. One of the players in tyloo don't have their headset on. Its one of them in the middle. Irdc if they don't speak or understand english that is still breaking rules,..should probs disqualify them because that's obviously the only course of action +Ron Magill. Then probably Back in My Day and Soupe Du Jour. I love Tuesdays.,I still think Cote should have done French Onion soup the day Billy ate the raw onion +"Win, lose, or tie, I will bleed blue and orange until the day I die","No, we're supposed to not wear Broncos stuff until Norwood's off the team, didn't you get the memo?" +"If you could have one game from The Xbox Backwards Compatibility team for 2017, what would it be?",Deadly Premonition! +Drunk Taco Bell is the only way I can eat taco bell,aren't you always drunk though +"Unfortunately, there are many idiots who think Islam supports the rights of women. Hijab is liberation and Mo was a feminist are my favourites.","Ignorance is Strength, misinformation is truth, freedom is slavery!" +"It's also edgier if faces are blurred out. I've never worked for Eric Andre or adult swim but worked with a news empire for several years and sometimes we would blur out the faces even with consent so it feels like something someone didnt want you to see :0 at least that was the phycological thought behind it, we had a dumb audience...",Sounds like the typical shitty unethical work of news stations +Bought MSI H110M Gaming motherboard from u/HappyHedgehog4,Confirmed +Original is actually about bernie sanders' loss in new york,"Oh shit, im behind on my memes" +And if it was then fizdale has a much better argument than him,How so? +The Russians hacked our weather.,"this dude is woke, stay woke people" +"TIL that while filming Competitive Wine Tasting, prolific character actor Stephen Tobolowsky was recovering from open-heart surgery. He credits the show's generosity of spirit in helping his recovery.","Side note: Radiohead was named after a Talking Heads song called Radio Head, which was written about Stephen Tobolowsky." +Wtf kanye endorsed trump?,"Cuz racism inst a thing anymore bruh, obv." +"It's a mispronunciation or spelling of big league. It is similar to big time, and I assume is in reference to the top levels of different sports leagues. Trump has a unique accent for sure.","He definitely says big league, but for the record bigly is actually a real word." +I did originally but the mods deleted it :(,I dont get the 7000 part +This endless drink dick measuring contest is really getting old.,Then you must have a small drink dick +"Unless I'm mistaken, this clinches a first round bye, correct? If we can take care of business against Detroit, we could essentially have a game to get some starters some rest as well. Winning cures all in the NFL.",Giants have the tiebreaker so we have to win one or the giants have to lose one for us to win the division +I really miss all the great tower defense custom games Warcraft III had. My favorite were elements TD and mineral TD.,Starcraft 2 has a pretty good version of element td. +"The final 18 players who have made it to every major and all their teams. flusha (Fnatic, GODSENT) JW (Fnatic, GODSENT) KRiMZ (LGB, Fnatic) olofmeister (LGB, Fnatic) Neo (Universal Soldiers, Virtus.Pro) TaZ (Universal Soldiers, Virtus.Pro) pasha (Universal Soldiers, Virtus.Pro) Snax (Universal Soldiers, Virtus.Pro) byali (Universal Soldiers, Virtus.Pro) Happy (Recursive, LDLC, EnVyUs) shox (VeryGames, Titan, Epsilon, LDLC, EnVyUs, G2) NBK (VeryGames, Titan, LDLC, EnVyUs) SmithZz (VeryGames, Titan, LDLC, EnVyUs, G2) dupreeh (Copenhagen Wolves, Dignitas, TSM, Astralis) Xyp9x (Copenhagen Wolves, Dignitas, TSM, Astralis) device (Copenhagen Wolves, Dignitas, TSM, Astralis) cajunb (N!Faculty, Dignitas, Copenhagen Wolves, TSM, Astralis) seized (Na'Vi) Zeus (Na'Vi, Gambit) markeloff (Astana Dragons, Hellraisers, Flipsid3) **Players who have attended all previous majors, but will not be attending the ELEAGUE Major:** Get_RiGhT (Ninjas in Pyjamas) Xizt (Ninjas in Pyjamas) Friberg (Ninjas in Pyjamas) f0rest (Ninjas in Pyjamas)","Shox going to majors with 6 different teams, hmmm I sense a constant factor here..... Yep it's smithzzz he was in 5 of those 6 teams :^)" +"Here is an artist's rendition of a magician enraging a sleeping dinosaur at exactly 6:28 of the second quarter, thinking that a hard foul would have absolutely no consequences. The exquisite panic is captured beautifully.","Matthew Devlin - The Assault Of Meeks, 1478 (colourized)" +So comes and end to our journey. Goodnight sweet prince...,Hope you're good.... How much for the rear bumper.... +He's going for the fox guarding the hen house style of regulation.,Ahh yes *regulation* +One of those pops up in Rogue One as well.,spoiler alert that shit! +Karma runs on four legs,[Intensity intensifies] +Me 5 minutes ago: just let them score so we have time left,The last time we did that we lost a Super Bowl. +Sharks Lines/ Shooting Hand LEFT FORWARDS * Boedker * Couture * Hertl * Marleau * Nieto * Thornton * Tierney * Haley * Meier * Goldobin DEFENSE * Dillon * Martin * Schlemko * Vlasic * Mueller RIGHT FORWARDS * Donskoi * Karlsson * Pavelski * Ward * Wingels DEFENSE * Braun * Burns * Demelo LINES FORWARDS * Boedker (L) Thornton (L) Pavelski (R) * Marleau (L) Couture (L) Donskoi (R) * Karlsson (R) Hertl(L) Ward (R) * Nieto (L) Tierney(L) Wingels (R) * Meier (L) Haley (L) Goldobin (L) DEFENSE * Martin (L) Burns (R) * Vlasic (L) Braun (R) * Dillon (L) Schlemko (L),"Swap Marleau and Hertl, then put Karlsson or Ward on center?" +"First off, you asked, motherfucker, and second off, if I had said, As an Asian woman, I like it when white guys humiliate and denigrate me for MY race, I bet you ten fucking dollars that he wouldn't have thought THAT was racist.","Because fetishizing Asian women is just a personal preference, like hair color, and has nothing to do with racism or colonialism, duh." +Does Anyone Make Their Own Snuff?,"I've considered making some with SG 1792 flake, but haven't worked up the initiative." +Ang ganda ng Boost for Reddit.,slide for reddit padin mga ulul +"No. As the game goes on, you'll barely use the attack button, btw.","wait, there's a button for a regular attack?" +"Theory: Uidsea, smooth mcgroove, and alpha omega sin are all the same person. Look at the facts",So *that's* why the streaming schedule is so fucked +"Evolved Pumpkin lord? Anyone ever use/used the Evolved Pumpkin Lord class? I use it all the time for soloing and find it amazing but haven't really seen it around much. Is this class underused, hard to obtain or just straight up trash?",It's member :( +"To be fair. I did get my friend some gifts, and I never made it the story to get them. I just made deals till I acquired them. I got him some 15 key wheels on a video game, and he got me a 1100$ graphics card. Fair.",Fair enough. +Yep her charity took all that money and spent it on extravagant Luxury's like medicine for half the worlds youth infected with aids,But they were coloured so it doesn't count. +31% of small jokers.,well now we know who to blame +"Nah I wouldn't honestly hate if it's Tebow, dude doesn't even play anymore. And I don't see how he would fit with this promo anyways. Maybe if it was some campus player stuff. But ya I have no concrete answer as to what the hell is in that box but I might check madden mobile might give me an idea",cfb championships are in December +Good job getting 2 kills,rekt +Turret reworks are being held up on the back end as they work on server integration and physics grids. CryEngine was never made to handle having multicrew vehicles so things such as 3-axis turrets and entering cockpits from more than one manner are borked until further notice.,Luckily CryEngine is well maintenanced and will have this problem updated on the future +Good You seem like a pathetic child running to your mom to snitch,Because we should all accept homophobic slurs as part of our every-day life. +Szabo: Best way to destroy your investment in Bitcoin: gather an Internet mob to go redesign Bitcoin.,is he talking about SegWit? +What does Gary Johnson have to do with this?,Doesn't he want to eliminate income taxes entirely? +"Remember, no pre order!",Maybe we can pre-order No Mans Sky 2 +You only need 5 of them for come fly with me.,"Yeah, so you can do that quest 10 times, duh." +"Twist: you don't even smoke, and just gave the winnings to your gay boyfriend",As long as you don't tell him we'll be fine +I never understood this. Why would someones vote in NYC be less important than my vote in Alaska? And also if I moved to California my vote as a republican would be useless. I don't understand or like this system.,Because the smaller population states tend to be on my side so I need their votes to matter more! +That mantlet could probably eat APFSDS in Tier V. BR11.0 for Panther F.,Is of balance Tovarish ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) +20 years old.... cmon son,"Natty, you just don't know what's possible with hard work and a good diet" +No it isn't. It's a perfectly rational reaction to a leak by a company that has literally gotten 100% of their information correct. This is actually just embarrassing to watch all the people here cry rumor just cause it's not a good one. If you're going to believe them when it's good you have to believe them when it's bad.,Well it's good that we have *you* to verify that this is 100% true then. +"Mind telling me the source for that, if you know?",Black Bullet +Destiny Rare Emblems,k +Musk wasn't born in the u.s.,That didn't stop Obama! +"Also there were the flies on Hillary. And her collapsing on a highly symbolic day. If nobody's compiled it- maybe you should! Also, I think on the chans there were numeric coincidences on posts--- ask one of the chans about that because I wasn't there. Wasn't there a cloud formation as well?",Jackie Chan? +It's the Music Man Annie St. Vincent Clarke model. I believe it's the only signature model ever made for/by a female player.,squier courtney love as part of the vista series +"Yes, how did we ever function as a society before we had the ability to pinpoint where our progeny was on the earth down to a few meter accuracy at any point in time?",All change is bad change kids these days are too soft! +I accidentally performed one of the most perfect barrel rolls ever.,"Ugh, replay, stop playing the game the way you like to play it you can only play it the way *I* like to play it." +"Good work people, another successful piece of legislation! I bet those South Carolinians are bubbling over with joy for this new bill. After all, only low-lifes watch porn, right? We all know this bill won't affect anyone but the nasty, sex-trafficing criminals that plague our great nation! Those damn criminals, always watching porn. Well good riddance! Good thing there aren't any alternatives to finding porn. I mean, you can't just send porn using P2P packet-sending software. It's not like you could download some file as a reference to a collective file and download it using multiple peers, piece by piece. Like a virtual pirate's bay. The day is saved once more, thanks to those brilliant old white bastards that make our laws.","Yes, as a South Carolinian, I fully support this new piece of legislation filled by one guy a week ago and that I only found out about this morning." +When your Christmas outfit looks like a Starfleet uniform,The force is strong with this one. +jaime gets worse by the day and Kevin better everyday. as a cash game pro I feel like Kevin could be considered decently good soon and jaime never,"This is definitely the appropriate forum to discuss Jaime Staples, right?" +WHY IS THIS ALL CAPS?,"Yeah, this isn't that other subreddit" +What's the saddest scene in a movie?,Spock's death and funeral in Wrath of Khan. +Muslim father executes 27yr old daughter with Diabetes in Clevand. HOW SAD,A young life wasted because of Islamic extremism. +Can anyone help? I bootlooped my dishwasher trying to flash something,I would think that that would be more of a bathroom mirror kind of thing +"I wish you were right but I'm not getting my hopes up. Pete tends to be very coy and play things close to the vest. If it is just a twisted ankle and not an actual high ankle sprain, that will be fantastic news, even if he misses a week.",I was making a boner joke. +Australian is ethnic now?,Don't you know about the long history of systemic oppression against Australians in America? +It does not always happen to others,Damn son +It was tough but honestly the forced extroversion was a healthy change for me to learn how to be an adult. Too bad I was preaching bullshit lies.,"I'm all for getting people out of their comfort zones and learning how to be adults, but I can think of much better ways of doing that than a forced 2 year slavitude, like going to college, taking a summer job (I installed alarm systems for 2 summers on the East Coast, that taught me more about how to work with people than the entire mission did) or hell even going into the armed forces." +Lost George Soros Interview Resurfaced; Meet the Devil That Destabilizes Nations,"Best quote from this is from Jim Grant, George Soros in a way, is Donald Trump without the humility." +"Interesting way of looking at it. Looking at Tor speeds though, I'd rather have them stop still. I don't use Tor because the page load speed is so aids.",maybe you should run a relay +TIL Brandenn E. Bremmer was a child prodigy who taught himself how to read at 18 months and began playing the piano at 3. He completed high school at age 10 and committed suicide at 14.,"If his life went times faster than anyone else's, no wonder he got to the suicide part so quickly too." +THOSE SLURPS ARE FUCKING TERRIFYING!,They're *sensual* +"either way its a shit show out there, i couldnt make it up any hills in new west so phoned in and went back to bed",No winter tires +Considering people barely watched TNA for free why does the WWE think people will be $5 extra to watch?,It certainly looks like we're gonna find out. +That was just 20 days?? I've had a few litters born at my house and I don't think any of them grew this quickly.,"He's an only child, so having all the milk to himself probably helped him grow so quickly" +"Sorry, this election has permanently damaged my zen.","Mine too, man." +BREAKING: Truck Ploughs into Crowd at Christmas Market in Berlin,What have you done Russia! +Mot Smith or Sean Taylor? Just pulled the 88 taylor out of a pack and was wondering if I should sell smith and finish taylor or just sell taylor? Is taylor worth the lack of +2 POW?,Sean Taylor is the best FS in the game. +V35.1.1 The Final Patch Notes of 2016,no greystone buffs? +"Black guy wins by 10 million. GOP calls him Illegitimate. White guy loses by 3 million. GOP calls it Mandate,",3 million illegals voting doesn't count. +Isn't the Quran a great book?,hahaha people died let's make jokes to further our personal agendas! +"That makes sense if you appreciate your clothes, you're more likely to wear them instead having that section of closet filled with clothes you only wore once.",It also makes it easier to say goodbye to clothes that you don't need/love anymore. +Steve cotter displaying SERIOUS speed (and a thoughtful post),"Psh, those are hollow!" +"I've said this before and how different people from other parts of the community view the story a lot differently than we do. A lot of kids on YouTube just say meh, I'll wait for Matpat to make a video on it and a lot of people on Tumblr just say meh, ill just make an AU.","hey at least the headcanonings on tumblr stopped the arguements over mangle's gender, so that's a win." +Scott explains how to scooper works!,Well.. I didn't want my lunch anyway +hahah. hate when this happens to me. i just get pissed i didn't wear my period underwear or a pantyliner. that a pair of pants are stained and now i gotta do laundry. its shitty but like ima get up and go about my day nbd.,That shits nasty +"Unfortunately, the SF housing laws make it nearly impossible to find cheap housing.",Which is of course the fault of white people and capitalism +6 beers deep in pictionary when you're hit with disabled sign.,Ouch! +"Yup, radical Islam is a big problem we need to address. Moderate islamists are fine, but not radicalized ones","No no no, everything is fine because 'Europeans' here are so rational, so they are more scared of a car bingle for its higher probability than radicalised terrorists on their continent." +"well this looks and sounds fucking incredible. not surprised since it's Villeneuve but still, the fact that a Blade Runner sequel is coming just feels surreal.",Villeneuve is becoming one of these must watch names! +Because their knowledge of guns strictly stems from videogames and movies.,"Yeah, fuck everyone who doesn't shoot as a hobby and doesn't know all the technical terms." +"Can someone explain to me in what way did Russia hack the election . I am genuinely confused, like did they actually hack voting boxes or something?","No, someone, supposedly the Russian government, phished John Podesta's email and subsequently released a bunch of very embarrassing emails that illustrated enormous corruption on the part of some members of the DNC and the press." +That clip where John Wick headshots 6 guys in a row. Fucking amazing,Double Ki-Triple Ki-OVERKILL-KILLING SPREE +"Didn't diddle his brother's wife too, right? Gary Barreth better than Giggs",Maybe his brother's wife is not as hot? +I am not sure what your point is. What was HTML5 designed for exactly?,Marking up hypertext DUH +"Showering and or eating makes u sober Showering and or eating makes u sober?? always notice when i shower i feel the need to toke again, same with eating whats the deal???? science behind this???",I always thought that more time passed than I thought and I'd just sobered up +What makes Jediism being ruled not a religion any better than Judaism?,"One is completely false, and the other one is a cool Jedi school." +Mor Tor?,Mor gore? +Only if I'm the Grinch's sidekick.,You can be the dog +"A history of dating total cunts that gave women a bad name and literally destroyed all faith and trust I had in the gender as a whole. And yeah, dating is a total shit show and online dating is one the worst things to ever happen to dating. It's made women into egotistical narcissists who have a laundry list of demands and refuse to do any effort on their part because they feel like they're something to be earned.","Gee if that's how you feel, I'm totally surprised women will do anything to avoid confrontation with you." +No lol no it wasn't. lawl It was ruined by this shit sub and community! lawl,Say lol a couple more times and your point might be valid +"LOL you are changing the subject. HB2 was never about the charlotte ordinance. If it was, why did they limit the minimum wage in in? Would I wish the charlotte ordinance would remain on the books? Hell ya I do. Do I think HB2 was infinitely more worse than repealing of the charlotte ordinance? I do.",It's called deflection. +lmao how do you put 2 guys that are on the same damn team. That invalidates any bit of legitimacy you have,The Cowboys are so good that they have the 2 best players on one team +I don't think it's worth commuting 90 minutes a day to go anywhere,Unless you mean 45 there and 45 back? +"Well, to be fair, 10min afterwards is a little soon to say without some very good proof. I mean, the odds are in favor of it, but it's a little soon yet.","Now now, don't be rational" +????????,holy shit my obscure fetish +Absolutely. Loads of content at this point and still a ton of people playing it. Well worth the price for The Collection. Check out r/DestinyTheGame/,I hear that place is full of Bungie shills +I failed every science test I ever took,Even your paternity test. +Enough With The Popular-Vote-Splaining! Get Over It!,Bernie Sanders is a... say it with me... Cuck! +Bitch pls u fat,That will teach you to be polite. +Stereolab,"To dive way into the weeds ... if you like Stereolab's Speedy Car, you might like: June, by Unrest; and, Empty Cup, by Thinking Fellers Union Local 282." +"Well, Chansey appears when chaining Riolu, and her preevo helps baby Pokemon in Melemele. Let's not forget too those Pokemon that appear in weather SOS-battles, like Castform, Vanillish and Gabite. Those ones help other Pokemon whose line doesn't match their own, so could they also be the mothers of the Pokemon they help? Probably not.",Did you not know Lucario is a split evolution of Chansey? +How many words do you know that start with Y? Yggdrasil?,Start and finish every task yesterday +They're impractical for warfare. Anti-tank weapons work on them and they're far from being mobile enough to have an advantage in rough terrain.,All they have to do is fly in space and shoot lasers +Game-Thread: Panthers @ Redskins This is a must win game to keep pace in the wild card race. HTTR!,So now Gruden challenges it... thanks bud. +"I take it this kid prays to lord joey morning, day, and night.",who doesn't joey is our god and savior +Alt-right isn't a thing. When conservatives are all on the same page and repeat the same bullshit is ceases to be alternative and should really just be called the right.,How reich you are. +Are you implying that people with broken legs should stop asking for help and die because nobody has helped them thus far???,I sincerely hope you forgot a +"The moon is a ridiculous liberal myth! It amazes me that so many allegedly educated people have fallen so quickly and so hard for a fraudulent fabrication of such laughable proportions. The very idea that a gigantic ball of rock happens to orbit our planet, showing itself in neat, four-week cycles -- with the same side facing us all the time -- is ludicrous. Furthermore, it is an insult to common sense and a damnable affront to intellectual honesty and integrity. That people actually believe it is evidence that the liberals have wrested the last vestiges of control of our public school system from decent, God-fearing Americans (as if any further evidence was needed! Daddy's Roommate? God Almighty!) Documentaries such as Enemy of the State have accurately portrayed the elaborate, byzantine network of surveillance satellites that the liberals have sent into space to spy on law-abiding Americans. Equipped with technology developed by Handgun Control, Inc., these satellites have the ability to detect firearms from hundreds of kilometers up. That's right, neighbors .. the next time you're out in the backyard exercising your Second Amendment rights, the liberals will see it! These satellites are sensitive enough to tell the difference between a Colt .45 and a .38 Special! And when they detect you with a firearm, their computers cross-reference the address to figure out your name, and then an enormous database housed at Berkeley is updated with information about you. Of course, this all works fine during the day, but what about at night? Even the liberals can't control the rotation of the Earth to prevent nightfall from setting in (only Joshua was able to ask for that particular favor!) That's where the moon comes in. Powered by nuclear reactors, the moon is nothing more than an enormous balloon, emitting trillions of candlepower of gun-revealing light. Piloted by key members of the liberal community, the moon is strategically moved across the country, pointing out those who dare to make use of their God-given rights at night! Yes, I know this probably sounds paranoid and preposterous, but consider this. Despite what the revisionist historians tell you, there is no mention of the moon anywhere in literature or historical documents -- anywhere -- before 1950. That is when it was initially launched. When President Josef Kennedy, at the State of the Union address, proclaimed We choose to go to the moon, he may as well have said We choose to go to the weather balloon. The subsequent faking of a moon landing on national TV was the first step in a long history of the erosion of our constitutional rights by leftists in this country. No longer can we hide from our government when the sun goes down.",I think you dropped this +The Rock as Popeye,Blatant cultural appropriation +Black Friday Upgrade - i7+1070 FE,Nice shit build should have bought a prebuilt it would be way cheaper +iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 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iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 iPhone 7 +The double slit experiment.,Non-locality (entanglement) as well +"Hey Islam, here's a new year's resolution: **STOP KILLING PEOPLE**",B-B-But it's a religion of PEACE! +"To be fair, they may have been trying to make sure they also don't explode.",Well instead the last 5 phones have bootloop issues with very bad replacement service. +Rob Gronkowski (hamstring) will return to Patriots practice this afternoon,Can't wait for that Bennett/Gronk TE sets. +"I'm guessing last week's lynch Brisket crowd is the same as the WTF Ghost crowd. It's 50 yards and windy. Hell, Vinatieri missed two in one game... in a Super Bowl. Have some fucking faith.",It's not 1 game tho he's been off since week 1. +PC?,\#RemotePlay +"With so many Liquid Lipsticks out there, which ones are the best bang for the buck? I did a search and didnt find a post about this except for more than a year ago, so since so many companies are popping up it seems like everyday with new liquid lipsticks, which ones are the best in your opinion? I really like colorpop but it seems like the lighter colors look wayyyy dry and flakey and Im hoping to find a brand that has a better formula without spending $30+ per lipstick. All suggestions welcome!",I love how no one mentions Jeffree Star because they love him too much to even speak his name. +tell me where and Ill come gun you all down,"lakemba, got my baseball bat ready already" +Un tanar din P. Neamt a fost amendat fiindca se afla pe peronul garii fara a avea bilet de calatorie.,Ala de i-a dat amenda avea bilet? +How to keep track of your food in the oven,Or you know....There's a thing called a timer +The American Taliban. I wonder how long until these threads turn into evidence in a terrorism case.,Only brown people can be terrorists +Any non-Express source?,I'm sure the guardian will cover it. +You can just rebirth and choose a different talent. Sorry if this is late.,but I don't have the weapon for it. +"That final was the biggest let down this year. The rest of the event isn't what you'd ask for at Pipe, but it was still relatively enjoyable. I really wish they would have extended the time on that event, even though Bourez had caught some waves. But over all, it was super small pipe with most of the rides at backdoor. A very lack luster Pipe Masters this year.","I think he got his first one around the 25 minute mark, so nothing had been ridden for over ten minutes" +NES memories of Dad. (story in comments),Right in the feels.. Looks great! +Note that the speeches in this conspiracy are from 2001 - 2016. The long con. They were being bribed for a future Hillary presidency back in 2001. ;),Because the thought of her running after Bill's presidency had never crossed anyone's mind +Random =/= Funny,i never said it was funny though. +I'm programmer... let's see,"Fellow programmer here, try **Ricochet Robots**!" +What's your favorite inside joke on Reddit?,Hey it's me your brother +What's the best fake baseball player name you can come up with?,Fausto Carmona +Debbie Reynolds around the time that Singing in the Rain was released. ~1952,Rip debbie +"Agreed that an MGS/Dishonoured type corpse dumping mechanic would make stealth a lot more fun and interesting. For a game that brands itself ninjas in space, the ninja part of warframe isn't as polished as it perhaps ought to be. Still, it's a f2p game and I've had hours of fun in it. Gotta take that into account.","Yeah, the stealth change just feels half-assed somewhat." +Congratulations on making promotions for twice the price!!,but you get that 1 OP premium pack so totally worth! +"That was my thought. I had to watch the episode a second time, because I didn't get that these were different people.",How Teddy and William look nothing alike. +So then why isn't there Like a moment of silence for their sacrifice? If this is your logic.,Maybe in the re-remastered version we'll get one +I'll be happy in a few weeks when Obama is out out out,Yeah a reality TV personality is going to be such an improvement. +The DNC right now,I'm pretty sure that was the actual thought process for them +FNAF 3 TAKES PLACE IN AN AMUSEMENT PARK!!!!!!!11,but that amusement park was spooky +I was surprised it was the U District TBH. Is that because of the upzoning in the future?,I'm guessing it's the light rail station. +"Demotivated Playing Japanese Tanks at Launch. I might could have a nice time with Japanese tanks, i mean i was so interested i even got the Pre-order. Now, the 120mm Naval short underperforms Laughable, and Tier 1 Is absoulutly Dominated by High Tier players who decide to be dicks and take out the 38/t Gepards. Thanks assholes. /rant over/",Im really looking forward to Tier IV with solid shots incoming! +More or less inconsistent than their definition of a catch?,obj's no handed catch in the lions game was the best play of the year +When you meet Hanzo IRL:,But he's silver healing so he's the healer too +"No, you're supposed to let someone else do the no more part.",No more +Deviam ser todos alojados em peniche,no forte nao era? +Should have kept your girlfriend.. your gonna be single for awhile..,Lol wat +Scott declined requests for the VAs,i didn't know how much i wanted funtime freddy to say exotic butters +Building microsoft/thrify merge requests using Gitlab+Jenkins using a Jenkinsfile,"Why post this here, how is this related to Java?" +"Well since now he can't be one shotted unless under oblivion, I would assume that going super squishy to maximize his damage would be a good option now. Before you would some some sort of tankiness so he could survive and counterattack, but now he will be able to anyways.",Build him more squishy so he's easier to lushen. +I know several people in its subreddit are really hoping so. I'm in opposition of that but it means its possible.,Let Sabine survive and she can be an old knight of ren +"Oh my God, you weren't fucking kidding.",I never kid +Which pantheon will new Clash have as a theme?,Islam +"Absolutely nothing. I love the idea of Christmas, I just hate how commercialized it is. Nobody ever listens and I get shit I'll never use and it ends up at a charity shop. Every. Year.",Fucking commie +Hundreds rendered jobless as 90 of 100 bangle factories down shutters in Firozabad,small inconveniences +"Mohamed Merah in Toulouse, France had the time to make multiple attacks on seperate days aiming at jewish school and military personnel and could get away each time. That is until the investigators found who was the perpetrator and where he lived.",Isn't it just like a damn camper to stay in the same spot after msking so many attacks? +Yeah. As a liberal it's not like I think it's a big deal and she should be deported but come on if you're gonna vote on immigration issues you should at least vote for a candidate that's not a hypocrite.,"white immigrants are ok tho, lol" +Even considering hindsight Patrick Kane still goes before Benn,Well...Benn should have gone for a different draft year +What fictional death affected you the most?,Old Dan and Little Ann. +"Germany, yes the Holocaust was terrible, hitler was an asshole but there's no need to keep your pants down and let other cultures fuck you. We forgive you. Get your identity back. - every based american",*Every based rationalist. +Right after I saw the post my son needed to be fed. I went over and thought opening the formula container was going to be hard. Worked perfect the first time. I don't know what all these people are talking about like it's difficult.,"I mean, even I can rip the foil off, and I'm about the most uncoordinated, mechanically inept man on the planet." +I'd rather not confuse people with an end date that isn't relevant for a week after the Orbfest ends. It might make people assume it lasts longer than it actually does. That said... I hadn't considered it at all until you mentioned it.,It was mostly a mention for the sake of don't even worry about it because it ends so far out there. +TFW everyone is so busy talking about Ciera voting out her mom that they forget about your crotch framing,Spencer is awesome <3 +"My 1997 First Battlestation Featuring: Winamp, AOL, Punters, Turok, Looney Toons, Jerry Rice, Hillfiger, South Park, and a Compaq PC.",I trust Limewire was involved? +"Am I the only one who knew damn well Naruto would NOT stop bringing out new content? With the fillerama that went on in 2015, even if it ended the canon of Shippuden in 2016 I knew it wouldn't just come to a stop. There's still the books, and Boruto to be covered. Depending on the success of Boruto's anime we can see Naruto stretching to 2019.",Sure +I don't know if I could handle the shame of losing to an AFC South team,"Hey man, we're coming" +Except these days who really walks around with a fuckin dollar in your pocket.,They need to replace them with a slot for your smartphone that you only get back when you connect it to the other carts +"This was exactly the kind of advice I was looking for. I'm gonna play around and try this out next time I get the chance, thanks a lot!",If you want to change tempo with two mixed tracks at once just sync them and then change tempo with one fader +Any chord based around Eb major.,Just hate guitarists don't you? +"Totally legit burn. But yes, she supported him in High School, worked for is a stretch. He was also the Republican that made her go Democrat if I recall.","Sorry, bringing up the literal historical facts makes you a shill." +But mah emails!,"The emails can't matter, right?" +Math was my lowest and I want to be an engineer. Its those fucking stat problems. Give some calc and I'll get a 36,I too want to be an engineer with math being my lowest by 3 points. +My HK G3's,Auto Fag +"As a non-American, something I don't understand is if the White House, CIA and FBI all agree that Russia interfered with the US elections, why exactly is Trump still allowed to be president. Shouldn't there, like, be a reelection or something?","They also all agreed that we needed to invade the middle east because of weapons of mass destruction, it was a huge success." +I refuse to believe anybody loves cilantro.,The fish Must be the lie then because Only a retard can love cilantro. +"What point are you trying to make? Does it bother you that the video doesn't bother me, that I am not insecure?","No no no you don't understand, you clearly are offended or else why would you comment" +"Oy, feelin' a bit down, are we? Need a hug?",Hugs don't make snow. +Get a flair.,"Ah yes, as we all know, those who don't have flairs are heretics, should have their opinions ignored, and are in general failures as human beings." +180kg/396lb bench press by world-class olympic weightlifter Dmitry Klokov,"Didn't pause long enough, doesn't count" +The Economist explains: What is populism?,No no no u have it all wrong it means someone the left disagrees with. +Just tried it. All you have to do is a ledge-grab-jump while the switch is deactivated.,I think we're talking about a different level 5-2 is the level with the cactuses. +"I was buying a knife from this huge shady looking mother fucker when i was sitting outside at lunch in high school once. Before we sealed the deal i asked Is it sharp to which he responded by stabbing my friend in the arm with it, i'm not talking about like a fatal thrust but he pierced skin and there was a trail of blood after my friend started running away. So i bought the knife. My friend told the school nurse he fell on a sharp rock in fear of actually being assaulted by this shady bastard.",You're a good friend. +"If your team's entrance/goal songs had to be from a hometown band, what would they be?",Habs-Perfect-Simple Plan +"After updating to iOS10, is it possible to just 'downgrade' by using a backup with iOS9? Title explains it all. I have the iPhone SE and want to try iOS10 later today, but I also want the possibility to easily restore my device if I don't like it.",Only for about a week. +Portal Racing!,Now this is portal racing!!! +...To the Front Page!,"Nah guys bitcoin is dead, it never recovered after 2014." +"If I were you, I'd call Greyhound right away to ask for assistance. 1-800-Safe-Bus is the number to report unsafe driving. Or the main number 1-800-231-2222 if that doesn't work. I would not risk poisoning on a bus if you really feel you are in danger of it.",Sadly you only get to leave a voice mail message. +Tracer from overwatch is revealed to be gay. Jonathan McIntosh finds a way to be offended by diversity,"If he just keeps trying, eventually Anita is sure to take him back one day." +Are you in Africa? Cause if so this seems founded.,If they were racist I don't think they'd be living in Africa. +"For the lazy, best to worst: - Mortal Kombat - Super Mario Bros - Street Fighter - Doom - Lara Croft: Tomb Raider - Far Cry - Resident Evil: Extinction - In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale - Resident Evil - Double Dragon - BloodRayne - Max Payne - Resident Evil: Apocalypse - Silent Hill - DOA: Dead or Alive - House of the Dead - Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life - Resident Evil: Retribution - Hitman: Agent 47 - Silent Hill: Revelation - Hitman - Resident Evil: Afterlife - Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li - Mortal Kombat: Annihilation - Wing Commander - Warcraft - Need for Speed - Alone in the Dark - Assassin's Creed - Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time - Postal Very strange list indeed.","My personal ranking: - Silent Hill - Warcraft - Mortal Kombat - Doom - Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time - Resident Evil: Extinction - Resident Evil - Need for Speed - Hitman - Lara Croft: Tomb Raider - Resident Evil: Retribution - Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life - Street Fighter - Hitman: Agent 47 - Resident Evil: Apocalypse - Resident Evil: Afterlife - DOA: Dead or Alive - Silent Hill: Revelation - Max Payne - Wing Commander - BloodRayne - Super Mario Bros - Mortal Kombat: Annihilation - In the Name of the King - House of the Dead - Alone in the Dark - Postal Haven't seen Far Cry, AC, Double Dragon or Legend of Chun-Li." +THE EMOJI MOVIE - Official Trailer #1 (2017),Everyone who hates this is too dumb to understand the deep meaning behind this film. +What's a waste of money?,Expensive HDMI cables +I feel like Cooler wouldn't choose gold. Too gauche for him.,Diamond Cooler confirmed +responsibility sucks,Just like being white :P +"Fucking frustrating.... my overall rank and my class ranks all reset to 0 mid-match in the kaiserschlachr operation. Weird thing is that it gave me all my warbonds back, and I've still got all my trophies","Holy shit you will get everything back once the server reconnects, it amazes me how many people think all their stuff is lost forever, makes 0 sense." +The +GB clinches strength of victory tiebreaker over TB involves about 3 or 4 of the teams we've beaten winning their games. So it's a lot less likely than that statement makes it seem.,Whew i thought it looked to easy to be true lol +"How is the DNC failing? Hillary won the popular vote, the system failed them, not the voters","So, what you're really saying is liberals need to spread tf out so their votes aren't counted in just CA and NY?" +do you leave the dragon dildo in or is that too many sensations to deal with at once,Only if the dragon dildo is gluten free +What is the best kind of weed?,Synthetic +My three bear brothers,So much want! +"boohoo, snowflake","yes, okay, your response was more tl;dr points for that ;) I'm just in a bad mood, but my comments still stand, and I just may steal/recycle your boohoo, snowflake for future use, thanks PS snowflakes can be pretty though (is that sexist to say lol )" +"This is always the same argument repeated every single time. Things don't have to be 100% like the comics. So what's the clever thinking, or explanation after Mr Terrific being called Curtis instead of Michael, just to name one random retarded change to the canon?",Michael wasn't a black enough name. +"DBM on spotify issue? Listened to Downtown Battle Mountain on my phone and Times New Roman was the version from Tree City Sessions, and I can't seem to get the original. Everything else is normal so I'm not sure what the problem is. Is anyone else getting this problem or is it something on my end?",Tilian is rewriting history +Romex stripper pokemon?,That's one step too high! +So then none?,Underwaterpizza ... Iwasinthepool CLEARLY YOURE ALSO IN THE CONSPIRACY! +Lena Dunham has never had an abortion but wishes she had. HOLY SHIT. First things first Lena. You have to find someone crazy enough to do the unthinkable with you. BARF,It seems every woman dreams of getting an abortion in their life. +"Foto Bareng Pacar, Kaesang Dapat Komentar Negatif Berbau SARA",Gile harus jadi anak presiden dulu baru cewe cina mau sama pribumi +"So after we're done with LGBT people, are we going to start using conversion therapy on left-handed people and non white people, too? Fuck me.","No, no, we just have to beat the Jesus into them." +"I disagree, Lekhonen has shown better hockey IQ. He doesnt have to fight for a spot, he's always in positioned well. Lekhonen is a better passer and has a better shot as well. He's just got an overall better toolset for a top 6 role. Mcarron's been noticeable mostly because he's fighting (and winning his fights) for the puck and making smart plays on the forecheck. That's got 3rd line plastered all over it.",Well see +I personally believe the best environment for the singularity to happen in is during our space exploration phase.,I'm sure it will wait. +What's your favourite unlock?,"The Sieger 3000, that is all." +You guys called it. You fucking called it.,"Sorry, can someone explain what this essentially tells us?" +Player of the year,Snax +Anyone have any idea on the name of the font? That's too close to be a coincidence.,I believe it's called Chicken Noodle Could be wrong tho +FBI and CIA doing it all the time.,It's not illegal if the government does it +Wtf do you do for a living that requires you to be up at 3am?,Lotta warehouse work requires shifts like that. +"That'd more likely be caused if someone tightened the lugs butta-butta with a big impact and stretched the studs, than the result of wheel spacers. The hub does look funny, but the rotor is still there, so that'd be strange...",Don't upgraded tires mean you have to double the lug nut torque? +TIL Steel loses 90% of it's strength at 50% of the melting point and doesn't need to melt to have a structural failure,What about tower 7 dudes? +Stars Post-Game Have Owen and Bruce ever said anything negative about the Stars? They could lose 7-0 at home and they'd be like we've seen the stars play better but I saw a lot that makes me optimistic going forward.,that's what happens when you're the official station.. have to stay in that owner's back pocket... +The unseen Lux is the deadliest,Because when you don't see her she oneshots your ass with her ult +This seems more like /onstagegw than this sub.,Yes but it was totally unplanned. +"Probably none. They'd be more inclined to watch me leave and steal my stereo. Nah, that's bull. Actually they're more likely just to hit me up for beer money and take a month to pay it back.","Damn, I was hoping to inspire a new hobby." +while where at it get khoams back to 1000 hp plz,"Yeah, no one uses Kaom's Heart." +"The moment I saw god, I realized that greatness awaited","48..... Again, don't mind me Just counting" +Global warming my ass,You dropped your +"I can't tell if that's sarcasm or not... But yes, I did make a higher ELO last season without help from dynamic. Screw that",ELO hell doesn't exist +"You clearly have emotional control problems, most likely that explains the lack of comprehension.",Got me +"For the first time in 37 years, it has snowed in the Sahara",Global warming my ass! +"Of course, they don't give a shit about her degrees from Princeton and Harvard.",Which she only probably got because of affirmative action +"In some states like California and New Jersey you get more time in prison for having one bullet too many in a magazine than someone gets for killing someone, because guns are evil.","Ok, people if you get caught with a magazine with one too many bullets just should shoot the first bystander you see to get that bullet out of the gun as fast as possible that way you get a lesser sentence" +"How to respond to LDS relatives/friends who think being gay is a choice: 22-yr-old gay ex Mormon here. Lately I have been asked by many friends and family, I do not believe it is right to be gay, but how can I interact with someone and support them if they choose to live that lifestyle? Here is my answer! First, sexual orientation is not a choice. If you believe otherwise, please feel free to take upon yourself the task of collecting statistically significant data that can overturn the scientific consensus of the most credible psychological organizations around the world. The World Health Organization notes, Sexual orientation (heterosexuality, homosexuality, or bisexuality) is not a mental disorder. However, many of us still choose to oppose other sexualities. Some even go so far as to suggest that a homosexual individual made the choice to be gay. I have had a lot of personal experience with this growing up. Many people urged me just to, choose to be straight. When I was a teenager, I even went through conversion therapy. Conversion therapy is psychological treatment or spiritual counseling designed to change a person's sexual orientation from homosexual/bisexual to heterosexual. This kind of treatment is controversial and has been criticized as a form of pseudoscience. Here is the definition of pseudoscience: a claim, belief, or practice presented as scientific, but which does not adhere to the scientific method. When I was introduced to conversion therapy at age 17, the reason behind the need for change came from religion. Masturbatory reconditioning was my physiatrist's prescribed solution for my gay problem. And if you're wondering, no it didn't work. Like this experience, in many cases, conversion therapy is backed mainly by opinion or theology, and not psychology. I think that it is important to note this about the definition of science: Science is distinguishable from revelation, theology, or spirituality in that it offers insight into the physical world obtained by empirical research and testing. Conversion therapy is not supported by empirical research! Testing has NOT shown it to be effective, and it is now illegal in Vermont, California, New Jersey, Illinois, and Oregon. Please, PLEASE do not make the assumption that someone you know chooses to be gay. No one has ever suggested that you made a decision to be straight. Please do not pass judgement, or suggest anything to them until first offering them love and acceptance, and conducting your own thorough research. THIS IS WHY: While the World Health Organization (and countless other credible organizations) establishes that sexual orientation is NOT a mental disorder, it is unanimous that ego-dystonic sexual orientation IS. Let me write that term for you again. Ego-dystonic sexual orientation. Here is the definition: Ego-dystonic sexual orientation is an ego-dystonic mental disorder characterized by having a sexual orientation or an attraction that is at odds with one's idealized self-image, causing anxiety and a desire to change one's orientation or become more comfortable with one's sexual orientation. It describes not innate sexual orientation itself, but a CONFLICT between the sexual orientation one wishes to have and the sexual orientation one actually possesses. Many LGBT individuals have to hide who they are and consequently believe that they are inherently broken, or bad, and they develop this issue! Please do not let your judgement or misunderstanding contribute to this! This is my answer! Please understand, it is important that you do not invalidate someone because of who they are. The American Psychogical Association encourages family members and religious leaders to recognize that it is outside their role to adjudicate empirical scientific issues in psychology. THIS MEANS THAT IT IS HARMFUL TO IMPOSE YOUR BELIEFS OR OPINIONS OVER A GAY INDIVIDUAL WHEN THERE IS SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE THAT THEY DID NOT CHOOSE TO BE GAY. Along this note, and to conclude my answer to this post, researchers have found that gay and bisexual individuals make further progress if they come to believe that regardless of their sexual orientation, their family, friends, and God still love and accept them. So it is very simple. Please be kind and considerate. If you do anything, please just understand that your actions, words, and acceptance of other human beings makes a tremendous impact. <3",So.... anti-Mormon lies then? +"I partly left because of sex blogs For context, I'm 16. I have never been in a relationship, much less had sex (lesbian and just now leaving TSCC, I've never had the opportunity). A couple years ago, I got curious and started reading articles/blogs about healthy relationships, including sex and how it fits in a healthy relationship. I even looked at a smidge of porn simply because I couldn't imagine how sex could work. Sex ed failed me, so I turned to the internet. I started to feel guilty about doing all this, and decided to find out if mormon sex was different. I found a couple blogs about sex/relationships run by mormons, and promptly discovered that mormon sex tended to involve praying before, crying after, feeling guilty af, and no oral. Comparing the two, there was a clear winner- nevermo sex was obviously far more healthy and fun. This actually put a big crack in my shelf; after all, why would god create something as awesome as sex and then attach so much shame and guilt? I feel like I might be the only one here who could be categorized as partly leaving to sin, although it's more complex than that. Did any of you guys experience something similar?",Oaks: So what she's saying is that she is a gay. +lets create the sweet tech and improve the quality of life for everyone and figure out how to deal with the rest of it later.,"Yeah, what could go wrong?" +China was obviously intimidated by firm leadership!! Another wondrous victory for our dear leader!,You dropped this +ESM Ligier Nissan DPi Revealed; Testing Begins,"It looks like they basically said, Lets slap a big piece of carbon fiber on the front and claim that it takes style cues from the GT-R!" +Incredible physical transformation: from anorexic to fit and healthy.,The smile gains are huge. +I do what Elvis did: *Amphetamines*,"Watch out for that piss test, troop!" +"For the first time in 37 years, it has snowed in the Sahara","oh,ya, there's no such thing as climat change" +#texas mormoms ftw,woot woot. +I don't understand elemental shamans I can't understand why crit is #1 priority and mastery #4 when they have the same mastery as in MoP and then mastery was #1. Can someone elaborate?,"Mastery is pretty trash for single target, but is AMAZING for mythic+ trash, with 60%+ mastery 1-2 chain lightnings will get you 100 maelstrom so you can spam earthquake" +Will it be better than no mans sky,nothing can be better than the best game of 2016 +Yeah why have a discussion with someone willing to listen fuck me right?,The title definitely sounds like that's the case... +No,FeelsBadMan +TIL The Beatles helped end racially segregated concerts by refusing to play at segregated events.,Got to give white people credit when it's due because we would have never ended segregation if it weren't for the Beatles! +"...which is harder to have when you have additional commitments and less structure in your life. It's a rant, dude. Get off your high horse.",I forgot this +so old!! tbt!!!,"He meant tossback since he can't throw far enough," +6.4M people sign up for ObamaCare so far,"Good luck putting the toothpaste back in the tube, Trump." +Professor calls Trump's election an 'act of terrorism'. Those who are offended respond with terrorism.,"Because that's the natural response of rational, mature human beings." +"After back-stabbing Israel, Team Obama pretends its hands are clean","Such legitimate reporting, coming from that bastion of truth, the NY Post." +Wikileaked Emails Show Team Hillary Comparing Rubio to Obama,"Such amazing finds, these wikileaks." +Have you ever heard of WW2? Seemed to work out pretty well for them.,REkT X TEN BILLION BILLION SUPERSTILLION +I don't understand. You think trump supporters are pro segregation? Are you stupid?,"What is a wall, but a method of segregating countries?" +car designs from the 50s and 60s,You say that until you get into a car accident and your car folds like a plastic cup. +"Can confirm, he actually is Tyler Falbo. But really, there's a little Tyler Falbo in all of us.",Possibly a little more than intended ;) +I was trying to work out what would happen if I shot it with my crossbow,"Disappointment, and probably a felony charge." +BREAKING: The Man that burned the church and sprayed VOTE TRUMP on the wall is an African-American MEMBER of the church!,Let's wait for r/[redacted] to cover this. +"But if Lineker knocks TJ out ... but weighs 137 ... the UFC can't give him a title shot. That's what they're prepping for because Lineker was in this spot once before vs. Ian McCall; he blows weight, beats Ian and 125 has to scramble for another contender because 2 are out.",They could always give it to number 7-8 again. +"I came to ask what goat means and listened. I can say, as someone who would rather pop their own eyeballs with a rusty paper clip instead of hear one more goddamn Christmas song... This was pretty frickin' good.",GOAT means greatest of all time. +Sony have nothing to do with this game.,"But it's Sony's console, they have everything to do with it" +DrDisRespect 1v5 clutch.,Anders wannabe +This year is my parents 40th anniversary. This is them in 1976,I cant even get a text back +"But the higher percentage of real rice, the wider the distribution of fake rice and the easier it will be for one of those customers to quality check it. Let's say you only have 5% fake rice. You now have to sell 20x as many bags of rice to make the same profit. You now have 20x the exposure and it only takes 1 inspection to detect the fake product.","Yeah but if you mix it, they'll have an even harder time because they might only check one grain in the whole bag and it'll be fine." +"Why is Bernie sanders having coffee at Starbucks in China, at this moment. That's the real story!!",Because he's a communist traitor secretly waiting for a dead drop from his Chinese-Russian-Communist overlords. +"Martin and Taylor both make guitars in the $600 price range. Those are also nice guitars for their prices. You can spend $200 on a Yamaha FG800 and it's a stellar guitar for $200. If you can afford $1000 and up, then yeah, you're going to be getting nicer instruments. But thinking everything below $1000 isn't nice is simply false. Just depends on your perspective. /guitar store manager",Is the Yamaha good for someone thinking about starting? +Lamar might be my favorite ancillary character. Mostly because I've known Lamars in real life. Minus the murder sprees obviously.,You mean you don't have any friends who have wiped out a whole block of mexican gangsters to ~~repo~~ steal one motorcycle? +"Because you lose the game if you rely on that? You have to keep up four mana at all times, and can never spend it except in response to the activation? Like, if your opponent is playing into Summary Dismissal, they can just wait for you to cast your Glimmer of Genius (or whatever) on their end step and activate in response. If that's your plan, you're casting a 1 drop on turn 5, a 2 drop on turn 6, and a 3 drop on turn 7, while your opponent is unrestrained. It's a dumb plan, and it's a bad answer.","Nah you just counter the marvel, and everything else they do." +"Drivers of Reddit who don't use your turning signals, why?",Because I drive a BMW +Why is the Treatment of Homosexuals within the African American Community not more of an issue?,You mean you can CURE that? +This sounds less about being rich enough and more about not being broke.,"Exactly, being rich would be not checking the bank after buying **10** cartons of milk" +Who knows what any men think really?!?,"Not much, I'll tell you that." +What's a compliment that is actually an insult?,"I've got short hair that's cut in a sort of punk semi-undercut that's usually some bright, ostentatious color, and I hear this on a near-weekly basis: You know, I don't ordinarily like weird hair, but it looks pretty good on you!" +I'm in the same boat as you but I go to a public school (as in a Jewish minority in school). I honestly make 25 percent of the Jew jokes.,Typical Jew +I would say that name alone turns me off... but we elected a guy named Hussein twice so maybe it won't be a big deal.,It sucks but I could legitimately see him not doing well because of his name +#8 Kentucky @ Ole Miss (8:00 PM EST) Didn't see a thread.,That was filthy... +"sure, that's why he took a victory lap with the thank you tour",And has tweeted almost daily about not caring about the popular vote....yep definitely over it +"Final Fantasy XV version 1.03 out now, adds New Game+ and various bug fixes",Does this include a bugfix to remove the combat system and use it only to teach others how not to build a combat system? +4 Bore Black Powder Fun in South Africa,I need a live 2 Bore and 4 Bore cartridge for my collection... +Messi scoring through 2 goal posts,This is the kind of content this sub needs more of +"Damn it, Canada. Now you're making us look bad on purpose!",US policy toward broadband and ISPs has been shit since forever. +Petty hoes taking over YouTube,I call her heffanieeee +2016 was decades in the making. I think this year the pretenses were dropped and we were given a rare chance to see the unvarnished truth. And the truth is incredibly dark and crushed my spirit. To put it differently: they aren't wrong for being greedy and unempathetic; we are wrong for being altrustic and empathetic. We've been lying to ourselves and this year exposed that truth. The big revelation was going to happen at some point.,"Don't worry, it's nearly 2017, and its gonna be so much better." +Am I the only one mixed up Zul'Jin with Vol'Jin? Totally got the two mixed up even folks mentioning zuljin was in ZA or whatever the 10m instance called LOL Played shadow priest or head hunter type of heroes back in WC3 and I was like how the hell blizzard not giving this heroes a healing wave or vodoo type of totem spells LOL,Racist. +That's just a lack of tools and safe options. Would it be a better comparison if they had standard procedures using surgical tools?,"Dunno, try it on yourself and get back to us." +"Russia has no choice, the nord 2 pipeline looks dead now. Only option now is to go through turkey, Putin is determined to achieve this goal it seems.","Plus keep your friends close, your enemies closer?" +They really need to learn the difference between a protest and a riot.,"In another thread people are justifying the riot; The government ignore pacific protests, but if they riot their voice will be heared!" +"If you think Elite Barbs are balanced, this is for you...","Elite barbs are OP, tornado user is not dumb." +I don't see how Blizzard is at all doing better than Riot. Nobody plays OVERWATCH after the first season. HEARTHSTONE is almost a dead game at this point with many streamers and pros leaving. Riot has been doing really well with record views during this year's worlds.,Then Valve must be your god. +What is the reason for having all those needles if the IV only goes in to one?,The small needles are there to take your mind off the big needle. +What's the best gun to use during the Shadowman boss fight during the revelations Easter egg? I got to the boss fight twice and lost so many gobblegums. I cannot shoot him enough to go into the apotican's mouth.,Untouchable is what I've used both times +Blacks commit half of all murders in the US,First admit you were either knowingly misrepresenting the facts or you don't understand statistics. +"Well, I have tickets to the Butler - St. John's game in Carnesecca next Thursday. Might be a more competitive game than I initially thought.","Yeah, you guys will give us a game and make it interesting, don't worry." +"dark days of 1930s. And what was his mum's uncle doing in the dark days of the 1930's? That's right, he was being best pals with Hitler, suggesting he bomb Britain, and teaching his mum how to a Nazi salute.",This is why every German today is secretly a Nazi. +What an absurdly pathetic attempt at tu-quoque. Creamer was convicted of tax fraud. O'Keefe was convicted of fraud *related to the subject matter of his videos*. That's like saying a drunk driver should be allowed to drive because someone who got a parking ticket can drive.,Was Okeefe convicted of fraud? +"fliggu giggu, fliggu giggu",It's just a matter of opinion +"What if you really wanted to have coal for christmas for a bbq or something, you could be as evil as possible and still get coal. Win-win situation right there.",Please don't let your kids BBQ. +Trump is disliked because he doesn't kiss everyone's ass like Pussy-in-Chief Obama.,Last I checked Putin has been enjoying the rimjob Trumps been giving him... +Alan Pardew: Crystal Palace sack manager with club 17th in Premier League,"Shame, he was really taking them places..." +"Weird glitch : arrived on the Planet stage, we both started stuck to each other, couldn't move or jump backward, disconnected after first round.",great counterpick stage for Zangief against Sim :) +I know you want more people to be gay like you. But we are not all born gay.. like you.,Because being gay is such a bad thing huh +My left pec is really sensitive around the nipple and sometimes the nipple itself has a slight blue color to it. This has been going on for about 2 weeks now and has never happened before. I am a 30 year old male. Any ideas on what it could be?,Definitely don't see a doctor +High Level Insider explains how to defeat the regime Common Knowledge of the fraud,This is my problem with laugh-tracks and the use of audiences in TV (like John Oliver). +How do trump voters defend this? From my college econ classes I randomly took awhile back we learned about supply and demand. Increasing companies bottom line does not increase demand which in turn does not increase supply. Is this not common knowledge?,All part of the MAGA +Do you have any other realistic ideas for how to deal with 3/4 of Americans being out of work. Realistically I think that is where we are heading.,Kill all the ppl out of work of course. +Lithuania said found Russian spyware on its government computers,That's nothing in Latvia they found Russian spyware in potatoes. +Hahaha did you read your sentence. Ghost Crew are cartoons/R1 are real? If on the wild chance you run into any of them at Starbucks shake their hand for me for doing their service to the galaxy. The men and women in service deserve respect.,"They were real, we saw the actual footage of them dying remember?" +///Merry Christmas and happy holidays! let's see those holiday pics!,"No fair, you have a red car!" +"Yes, they try desperately to set themselves apart, but we in the North know better and won't fall for their tricks.",You dropped the +Oh good grief! My old coworker (he was from Pakistan but spoke fluent English with an accent) had a customer scream at him that he was lying about being in the US (our center was in South Florida).,Yeah like we have ***NO*** people in America who came from other countries previously. +A Python 3.5+ web server written to go fast,I'ma stick to my netcat web server: while true; do {cat <(echo -e 'HTTP/1.1 200 OK\r\n') /tmp/index.html; } | netcat -l -p 80; done +why bother editing code when you can change the colour of an icon and call it pixel os 3?,why not just change the name from pixel 3 to 4 in the comment inside the code and call it pixel 4 +Cavs/Bucks could be juicy Golden State/OKC for obvious reasons,Why? +Why do I keep losing to noobs? This game is so stupid omfg. Help me with deck please.,I honestly cant tell if this is a troll or not.... just play more and unlock cards so you can upgrade +"Fiji it tastes the best I swear. Im an idiot for thinking so, but I swear!",Fiji really is the best tho. +Madras High court observations,Our court will protect our kulcha and our kulcha is the best in the world +"Just a word of warning to be careful where you use retard; people with kids/family that have mental disabilities get pretty upset, somewhat understandably, if they think you're shitting on a disability. Might want to be aware of who's around you.",REEEEEEEEEEE +Notorious runaway robot that has escaped research lab twice has been arrested by police at political rally,"I can't find any info on the candidate, I'd like to believe that Promobot wishes to bring back glorious communism." +"how can you say zeke is dragging his team to the playoffs? they have the top 2 rookie of the year candidates and the 1st ranked oline in the league, and dez",I probably should have added a +I regret that I only have one upvote for this. How do we certify zestiness?,there is gold though +"As a lifelong Chargers fan, I swear, we're not humble bragging at all. There's a legitimate chance we lose to Cleveland and not a single Chargers fan on the planet would be surprised if/when it happens. Many of us have been expecting it for weeks now. And nobody will be relieved (real or fake) if we win, because we'd much rather have a higher draft pick.","This wasn't directed at Charger fans, it was directed at the fans of teams that are far superior in talent to the Browns yet when they play the Browns they act like their team is a bunch of JV high school players and then when the crush the Browns they act like it was a miracle from god." +Check this out guys! TLOU PART 2 Trailer Disney style! =),Pooh is obviously already dead. +Usually it's the center of your steering wheel,"Pretty sure that's the, I wanna fight you button." +The UK is banning 'non-conventional' porn and it could censor huge swathes of the web,After doing so well banning kiddie porn from the web this makes perfect sense. +what are you talking about? PSN has never been down during the holidays.,You forgot the +"Great, we'll basically be playing on national TV on Saturday",and of course we get Buck/Aikman... +It's like getting a cast for a broken arm.,"If you get a cast on a broken arm, you're letting the misogynist patriarchy-supporting doctors control you and you're a racist homophobic asshole, you sheep." +I suggest we fast track them to citizenship and prevent their abuse.,"You broke the law, here's your prize!" +"Without explaining the story behind it, what's your inside joke?","your mums got no arms, no legs, and sleeps in a pillowcase." +..... so they fine people 75k just for getting accused now? The league is less biased than Bengals fans and Pats fans when it comes to reviewing the film (film = proof) and they decided what he did was bad enough to slap him with a big fine.,So that being said Brady deserved to be suspended because the NFL always has evidence of the bullshit they fine and suspend for +KC area? Saw her too. Gave her a super like. She did not like me though :(,Helps if you're not ugly +Thing that guitarists do that annoy you For me it's gotta be when people don't clip the extra strings when they restring it,I love when someone's unclipped string pokes me 3 inches deep and I get tetanus and die +Who should be the next DNC chair? - Vote in the BlueMidterm2018 strawpoll,Where's Debbie? +Need help finding a name for my new pal here,Elefunk +I initially read that as melting feces and was a bit confused for a moment.,Hopefully that's illegal too +CNN will soon be #1...when searching for the term Fake News. Congratulations to CNN on this major achievement.,COME ON DOWN FOR SOME REAL FAKE NEWS! +"Probably SCUBA dive. I did it once in 2014 in an attempt to get certified. It was amazing, but I am TERRIBLE at equalizing the pressure on my ears. I accidentally damaged them and now my ears pop a lot more often and I'm more sensitive to pressure changes. I probably won't ever do it again because I don't want to damage my ears even more and I never did figure out how to properly equalize the pressure. I tried every method given to me by my instructor and still couldn't find relief from the pressure.",Just let your ears into the ocean! +"In this thread: I don't know about anyone else, but I just don't find Family Guy funny. Also, we get it. Fetuses don't breathe. You can stop saying it.","Actually, it's Feti, not Fetuses." +"For fuck's sake it's a children movie, we all liked crap stuff when we were 12, no need to over exaggerate.",Yes but the crap I liked when I was twelve was *way* better than this shit! +Thank god the post is on our team this game,It's a refreshing change of pace +"Hamas suicide bombing plots in Haifa, Jerusalem foiled by Israel",End the occupation of Haifa! +Amy Schumer isn't funny,Wow your sexist +"eh, im not an expert, but its actually not to simulate a defender in your face, its to lessen your visions frames per second to use a gaming term--so that when you're playing in a game with your full max FPS and no lag, you're super gucci",So curry can't see more than 30 frames per second? +Being a man is sexual harassment to a feminist.,"Yes, as a feminist, I can confirm." +{Can't think of witty things to say...},Then don't. +I wish we could have an option to get loading screens intead of the anime opening,but we need to be like other moba to attract more cash cow +barpflon for karplax. It's right there.,"Darmok and Jalad, at Tenagra" +"Clean out Lvl 45's, piss a couple of people off and get over 1million = successful day","I am boycotting the points gained from a Fighter that gets points from a server where the second place is 4.3k, because those points are most likely from shameful spawn camping." +How much will they charge to the home button?,A little more than $5. +"Uhm, I don't want to update in 2 hours, 12 hours, 24 hours, or any hours. You've missed the issue and that's fine, but your fix is inapplicable.",Turn off the updates all together then +What??? I have to say I have only ever met two celebrities. Tracy Morgan and the dad from twilight and he was fricken awesome! He went out of his way to sign a book for my niece and even invited us back to his little room in the mall. He was doing a book signing and she got to have a soda with him while we chatted for a bit.,"Nice try, dad from twilight." +Fewer abortions! More orphans!,need more orphans for the pedo rings! +"Well yeah, there is that. As I understand it, for CA and NY at least, if you get away from the major population centers and apply for your permit in rural areas instead, you will generally get it.",Shasta County CCW checking in. +"Well, it turns out those Android Mega Man ports look like a tremendous pile of crap","How odd, Capcom is usually so respectful of the franchise!" +"So when are we getting a reconnect button? Seriously FJ get off your asses, it's been 3 years already, adda fucking reconnect button instead of penalizing people who got disconnected. And the funny thing is you guys penalize desyncers no matter if they stay or leave the game. Get off your asses and do something instead of wasting your time making shiny new garages.",All i want for christmas is a reconnect button +"3 new girlfriends, a ghoul, and a robot.",Sounds like a plot from 2 and a half men. +ADC's need to buy a big item usually before they get anything else usually two items is when they can really start doing good dmg. Yi and Yasuo are also special exceptions you don't see many other champions going for an item that expensive without a support.,Except just about every trinity-user that goes toplane/jungle. +"So I'm a woman hating person who disagrees with you. What are you a girl, let alone a feminist? Do you even know what any of those words mean?",dropped my +Source?,Oh look another guy who didn't bother to read the article. +Who remembers this?,I love Toy Story! +A Friend Bye Compilation - 2016,Hey you got some pretty good loot this video! +OMG THX HOLY SHIT,"Admin: Hello u/YinSungCS, please keep your comment toxic, civil and polite" +"I never got my backer key for the full game when it released, and when I heard that the VR version would be free for backers as well I was more than disappointed. Well, this came up today!",Username checks out =) +Don't you mean a standing ovulation?,Hahahahahaha fuck +Doe eens niet zo agressief man!,Ik ben helemaal niet agressief maar val toch dood man. +"I became a nurse because I literally don't care about people's health or children or anything. Also, because I love watching someone who is morbidly obese sobbing heart-wrenchingly because they have been admitted to the hospital for an amputation of a limb due to the complications of diabetes (and despite repeated warnings from multiple doctors that lifestyle changes were needed).",Yeah it's all about the money and great hours right? +"Nice try, Microsoft...","Embrace, Extend, Extinguish." +A dream,"I, too, would like to jail people for words ...." +2016 in one picture.,Must be a CNN picture of 2016 +Wtf why is milk doing so good lately member when this sub was just a bunch of shirtless pics of him,She's doing drag again +"Again, German records show half a million.",And the othet 5.5 million just disappeared into non-existence +Where did he go? Watch till end.,"Nightingale armor, shield of solitude maybe?" +Gabriel FalleN T. on TwitterThanks @seangares for risking urself directly for something that involve all of us. #respect,thank mr seangares +"Pinagiisipan ko yung BF1, PM kita hahaha!",Sure! +"If this writer hadn't decided to transition, she would be stuck in her boring retail job. She has nothing else to write about.","Well, at least she isn't having boring sex!" +"Mod idea - Animal Armor As the title suggests - I think it would be cool to be able to make something like armor vests for animals. Right now I think it's safe to say that training your beasties to release and actually DOING that in combat (except in emergencies) is not a great idea - they'll be bonded, they'll regularly be cut down in hails of gunfire and they'll send their beastmaster over the edge of mental break as a matter of course. Now, there's already the mod a dog said, which allows you to craft bionics for animals. Which made me think: wouldn't it be cool to really invest into making your animals viable as fighters, while still retaining the risk of mental breaks if they die? I don't think it would be OP - Building up an armored cybernetic bear would require significant time and ressources, and he still can go down to a couple unlucky shots, as a melee fighter that can't me microed. But WOULDN'T THAT BE AWESOME, STILL?",Horse armour? +What song is going to play at your funeral?,"Gotta Knock A Little Harder by The Seatbelts, followed by Blue." +This NSFW Filter....,But if i can't see the post how can i be sure it's nsfw? +Can you all stop killing steam,Wow XD Sick meme +Replacing the average ADC with a banner'd cannon minion would be a step up. At least the cannon minion gives less gold when you kill it.,Yeah sure let's make Nunu better +"Well, we're having pizza for lunch at work today!",Hey that's pretty good too! +"Rosenbaum set the bar high, and that show also had some great writers who really understood how to write the character. Every comic I have read is MUCH closer to the Smallville version. I don't know where they got the inspiration for the BvS version, but seeing Eisenberg in the trailer really turned me off from seeing the movie and I generally like him as an actor.",You and me both. +Dota 2 custom games are coded in Lua script,The matchmaking system is probably coded in LUA too +"They can, but only if they do the forbidden LP, the dark souls LP.","Or, if they need a long term LP to do, New Vegas is always there." +"You know what apparently works to get more matches? Put some sort of banner on your profile pic that says Match of the Day! or something like that, appearing to be generated from Tinder itself.","Yay, deceiving people on dating sites!" +"You know, The Queen's Gambit would be an excellent name for fans of an Oliver-Sara relationship.",*AAAH NO FUCK OFF ONLY LAURIVER* +"There are some interesting points you've raised there but in truth, I don't see how they've contributed towards your IDI viewpoint. You seem to be segmenting the case into pockets of evidence as opposed to taking the larger picture into account. That's fair enough but even those pockets are not convincing and when the larger picture is taken into account it overwhelmingly points to a family coverup. Yes it's possible Patsy didn't write the ransom note but what are the odds? Incredibly small that she didn't. You can apply this logic to a lot of the case. If two detectives from the case have pointed the finger at the family, who is anyone on here to challenge that? Is anyone here a detective?","But see, those two detectives weren't *homicide* detectives, like Lou God Smit." +If it wasn't for Columbus bringing you the glory of Western Civilization you wouldn't be on your computer or smart phone commenting Fuck Columbus.,lol you forgot the +"What a wonderful Xmas present from Donald! The threat of nuclear wAr! Only liberals will be vaporized by an H bomb or vulnerable to radiation, right? Hopefully on Christmas morning I get my draft papers! I always wanted to fight a war for Donald Trump.","Radiation isn't real, it's just a theory made up by liberal intellectuals to scare you from appreciating American greatness." +Welfare masked as a job. Digging ditches and filling them back in.,"I forgot, it's only liberal-minded people doing that kind of work." +"Drunk drivers on PEI? Well, now I've heard everything.",You forgot the +Lucas is the most influential storyteller in modern times and a technical revolutionary.,You forgot the +"Fuckin Janice, man. What a bitch.",She don't give a fuck. +I don't think it's a requirement to mail in your trade-in. I've always returned my Jump-On-Demand phones at retail for immediate credit without a problem.,"That is the case with JOD, but any other Jump program - or just a simple trade in - are required to be mailed in should you have a new device shipped to you or elect to do a deferred trade in for whatever reason." +"Did you read any of my other comments? It's apples and goddamn oranges. One presents a physical threat, one presents a physical *and* psychological threat.","Yeah, let me just go ahead and track down the rest of your insightful commentary." +"It's not like you can call this propaganda either, it's his own words. Every time I see something like this it amazes me that some people will be proud to call him their president.",But his a business man and business men are ruining this country so he knows how to stop them. +Caffeine obeys the rule. ei is after the c. Way after,Same with counterfeit. +Mildly infuriating: This 6 Lane one way neighborhood Street,"It's OK guys, they wrote slow no one will speed down this four-lane highway now!" +(miami) pressure washing,Sounds kinky +Yes but they're usually in first class and wouldn't go into business/cattle class,"Of course, you can't expect them to go back with the riff raff." +"Fuckin' Adam had to go back for one more bag. My brother and I were hanging in a trail behind our subdivision when we saw a cruser light up, spin into the trail and start to chase and overweight and overloaded Adam down. Brother and I split in different directions. Both of us being track athletes may have helped, 'cause we might have set a new school 100 m record. After I turned a bend in the trail I jumped into the woods, ran about 20 feet and hid in some thick bushes. I could see the cops exit their car and tackle Adam. I stayed deathly still and eventually made it to my girlfriend's house to hide out. Didn't matter, Adam ratted us out and there was a cop waiting when I finally got home. Brother and I still managed to talk our way out of trouble, but that's a story for another day.",what was in the bag I'm confused? +But Harry was the horcrux he never meant to make,yeah but what is Trump's mistakenly made horcrux? +Wtf is that title ?,He's using a ca$h-out system to buy mantles. +"China wont be building much soon,they are going to be broke as fuck in 4 years or so","Yes, because American tariffs will destroy the world's biggest exporter." +You are a ray of light in the night sky,"If the light in the night sky is bright enough, is it night?" +"Colbert offered to donate $1,000,000 if Trump let Colbert put his balls in his mouth.",Why would Trump stop Colbert from putting his balls in his own mouth? +What is your favorite video game explained poorly?,Wololololo +"Blue Mage confirmed, Spiderman got bit by radioactive spider and gained it's abilities, like Blue Mages!","Peter Parker mastered the abilities of an animal for use for combat, Beastmaster confirmed :P" +my journey through the world(2014-now),glod up +"4-5 yrs + $140m later, instead of talking game completion, we're now talking about a material engine switch. This is the ultimate disaster",It must be SO much work to migrate from a CE3.6 engine to a CE3.8 engine.... +"So far... caught like 2-3minutes of it ... he wasn't saying much, seems like he's breathing really hard into the mic for some reason ... I'm guessing the guy might be fapping to the Citizen Con Stream. (sorry for putting that disturbing image in your head). - He's not showing his face / video of himself ... looks like derek might've learnt a lesson .... and that he FEARS, Kate Russell might make a part 2 I'm derek smart ..... #KnowFear",Let's take a moment to give him props for getting his mic working this time. +Like he was in LeBron's?,Yeah he's in all the superstars heads +Why don't we make sunglasses from this so we don't see any light?,Why don't we just make sunglasses out of bricks? +Data Receiving Error with Glyph?,Same is happening on my end. +What type of Gods do you guys want for S4 I personally would like to see another god with execution. And more Tanky Mages similar to Hades and Zhong. What type of gods do you guys and gals want?,Tank ranged Assassin. +"Where can I take my mom out for her 50th? My mother and I are visiting her sisters for Christmas and we wanted to celebrate her 50th birthday while we're in town. Her and my aunt's don't ever go out but they're a fun group of women that drink occasionally. A place we can sit, talk, and drink would be great! We can't stay in because the kids and older folks go to bed pretty early. Perhaps karaoke? Any suggestions would be helpful. Thank you!","Vernon's steakhouse (or their speak easy place) is very cool, might want to look into it." +"Do recall it being pretty polished, at least compared to empire! I loved empire but it lacked polish for sure.",Bu.. but it had playable polish! +Stone Solider,Needs Eternal Warrior for the REAL stone soldier feel. +We're in the Netherlands.,But yadayada taxes! +I'm (f)eeling playful today,Time to horse around in the pool together +"if NK wanted to nuke Seattle, Portland and San Fran and i had a chance to stop him. I don't know if i would.",Just let me mail in my absentee ballot first. +"Sorta, ammo does this only after a lot of rounds have been expended. A skilled pilot can probably net 10-30 kills per sortie. With a fuel gauge, they will need to know where to go as they take off, and cannot loiter, waiting for new targets in a given area. Bit different.","Yes, make it even less accessible to new players!" +"Not only that, you can have good insurance here and still get fucked over left and right. In 2014 I paid about $20,000 out of pocket while having what was considered good insurance, because the types of treatment I needed fell into gray areas where the insurance company flat out denied to pay for it. Similar situation in 2015 and 2016, although I didn't pay as much out of pocket because I couldn't afford the treatment I needed so I just didn't do it. Every year the burden is being placed more and more onto the working class, which really has been going on since the 70s. It's class warfare but sadly this country is so divided and distracted that no one realizes it.",we can't let the liberals win +The more concerning thing to me is how this character issue flew by the eyes of our talent evaluator gm.,"But bro, he's a power forward and they all take a few years to develop so we should overlook everything even if they play and look like dogshit" +"I was transcendent straight out of the womb. Natural alpha male. 6'2 chiseled jaw, huge cock, socially dominant, pure leader / pantie wetter.","Wow, it must be amazing to be you" +"Ayy I was gonna make a christmas post too, but i decided not to. Merry Christmas from another New Zealander!",Yeah I'm a low-key karma whore. +They don't do it to be evil....but it is.,Who are we to judge? +"#Texans RB Lamar Miller (ankle), who didn't practice this week, is iffy at best for tonight, sources say, He should be good for Week 17, tho",Sorry to be that guy but would you roll with Crowell over Miller at this point? +"It didn't just wear out. It turned in to genuine reactionary conservatism. Now, the people who fancy themselves a hip, avante-garde counterculture are on the same intellectual level as people who believe supermarket tabloids, and think that fake gold plating is a sign of class and sophistication. They've become the same low status conservatives as their parents and grandparents.",I don't think it's fair to call the chan-culture avante-garde or even a counterculture. +TRUMP IS FINISHED: Major scandal threatens presidency...Politico reports Trump might actually be 6' 2 and not 6' 3 #fakenews,IMPEACHMENT INCOMING! +"It would place the enemy on the same level, and there would be no shootings.",Because the first thing I want when I'm fighting for my life is a fair fight! +"The entire EU, actually. Its continent wide scheme of control.","Right, but it's just European Christians being oppressed, so really they should be grateful for the cultural enriching." +Christmas is not what it used to be man. Cheap plastic Chinese toys. Spoiled kids. Materialism. When will we bring Christmas back to greatness. This is CHRISTMAS! The number one holiday! We cannot accept mediocracy.,You must be fun at parties. +I hate this game,civilization is the greatest historical game ever created +"Thanks! I thought so, but wasn't sure since the name of the primal is above what was hidden. Lvl 50215, haha. I've never been beyond the 2000s.","Give it a couple weeks, you'll be well past the 2000s with transcension :P" +"Now then, I'm looking for someone who knows about the enlightenment period in Brum? Basically I'm writing an article to portray Birmingham in the way I see it, and why it is how it is, encouraging people to go there and explore it etc, as opposed to not looking into it and maintaining the stereotypical view of it which is that its 'meh'. On researching its history i learnt that during the enlightenment period Birmingham was one of the most important places in the world, and in the context of the rest of the UK it was a very open minded place which allowed people to be free etc. Can anyone tell me more about this period for Birmingham? And how does that compare to present day Brum, i.e. what values have remained/changed over the last couple of hundred years? Thanks! Merry Christmas n a Happy New Year x",I implore you not to write it; we don't want any more bloody Londoners immigrating. +Thats why I made it TRIPLE the damage,A cool concept would be it does triple damage on charge but WHEN it's charging it's fists are on fire so they do area splash but once it's hit twice it goes back to single target +"Bought 50$ in gems.. GM response I could have swore I saw the HoT expansion in the gem store. I got a 50$ pre paid Visa card for Christmas and went to Wal-Mart to see if they had the expansion. They took it off the shelves for whatever reason, so I bought gems instead. This is my GM response.. I think i'm done with GW2.",You're done because he told the truth? +What was some of your favourite music of the year? It's really hard for me to find whole albums I really like or love. It hasn't happen in a while. But music I found recently this year I really like were Halsey's album Bad Lands and 21 Pilots album Blurry Face. What were some of your favourites? Recommendations would be nice. I love all music!,* Nonagon Infinity - King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard * Rattlesnake and Nuclear Fusion - King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard (singless off of 2017's Flying Microtonal Banana) * Flash in the Pan - Gum * Sweep Me Off My Feet - Pond (single from unannounced 2017 album) * A Weird Exits - Thee Oh Sees * Emotional Mugger - Ty Segall and the Muggers * Orange Color Queen - Ty Segall (single off of 2017 self-titled album) * Skiptracing - Mild High Club * The Murlocs - Young Blindness * Birth - Orb +If your only working out three times a week you should do somethin like PPL. There's tons of routines on the internet jut look up beginner PPL routine,"Yes, reducing the main lift frequency from his current routine even further is a fantastic idea." +"Love it how we Dutch don't bother with proper conduct and just call trolls bad names when deserved. He does uphold his username. So he has that going for him, nothing much else tho. Leuk van je om dit op reddit te zetten trouwens +1",Alles voor de karma +"Looks like a pellet gun, an old one at that. Which means not loud at all really.",Sure it's not an AR 15? +What are you proud of?,"I just bought my first house at 19 years old in October, pretty proud of that." +You mean in Get Him to the Greek? I think Jonah is supposed to be a different character.,"Nah bro, same guy." +34-As whoop whoop!,Classy broad. +"Only because of California. If you sum the other 49 states, trump had a higher popular vote count. This is why the Electoral College system exists. So no one state can decide the fate of the rest of them.",Californians aren't Real Americans (TM) +The artifact power bomb is about to blow,AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA +"Hey, I just came to this lynching for the picnic!",Yes the donald lynches people totally true +The Redskins D is pretty much the bottom of every category. If that isn't an indictment of Joe B...,"Can't put too much blame on him, he doesn't have an elite unit to work with" +where are they?,The people are on kyoshi island +"Alternatively, smile yourself and make eye contact. One day you might literally save a life, although you might not realize. You don't need to say anything to be sympathetic, but you can be friendly without becoming creepy. One golden rule of happy interaction is not to tell but to ask, by simply rephrasing... 'how're you doing?' Or 'need help with that?' (E.g. carrying groceries). The point is not the groceries!! It's the 'random act of kindness'. Wow, must be Christmas.",Also a small compliment may go a long way for someone hearing nothing but negative noise. +"Ivanka Trump could read aloud to blind orphans, and the media would find a problem with it",Thats so fucking ableist of her. +kInda nuts that StePH is shooting OvEr 90persint rite??,that means he only misses one for every NINE he makes +Was this done at 3 pm on a Friday by the first year apprentice?,"Couple of farmers on a Friday afternoon, as my old JW would say" +"Isn't that one of those guns that requires you to be a good enough shot to go for headshots most of the time? I'm a jerk that just goes for upper chest and everynow and then get a headshot mixed in, lol.",The gd7f only requires that you have a heartbeat in order to be good with it +Wouldn't a highly modded WRX shit on a stock corvette? Just wondering.,Full bolts on plus tgv front mount I'm making 360hp a stock c7 makes 460 and weighs the same +"How would you rank the CFP coaches? Obviously Saban and Meyer are 1-2, but how would you rank Dabo and Petersen?","Saben is last, cause I'm not going to support the devil." +Can anyone explain this? 4 resources on one tile at start?,"It's not a bug, it's a feature!" +"I'm sure next offseason Harbaugh to the Colts will rage on wildly, and Michigan fans will rightly laugh about reports that are made up out of thin air, and these threads will go down in an identical way.",Peyton to unretire? +"I've always felt like Canada is pretty similar to the Netherlands, though I don't know why. I do know if that shit really hits the fan here Canada is on the top of the list of countries I'd flee to. If I stop being poor I'll probably come over there to see what the fuss over maple syrup is all about.",We are both a country north of a shitty country +This lad is in there!,Is that Iggy Azalea? +Racism without oppression is just people saying mean things. Racism wouldn't be an issue at all if all it had ever been was just some mean words.,So you've never been a victim of racism is what you're saying. +"Farming the Docks in Open beta, February 2013","oh look, everyone had character mtx in open-beta" +Torn,"To shreds, you say..." +"Derek Carr is down on the field in a lot of pain, holding his leg.",Sleeperbot has him down with a broken fibula with surgery tomorrow... +Why We Shouldn't Give Paul a Big Contract Because the Clippers will probably resign him and we won't have enough cap once we make Millsap a Billionairesap,We're better off using that money to trade for Rudy Gay and extending him to a max deal. +[you want to rp what happened after Louge asked her to the ball?],[ya] +I'm a whore with daddy issues. Daddy issues for everyone!,Daddy issues are so much fun +I find it silly that the Devs keep nerfing points and then saying we will be adding more ways to get points in the future. Stop nerfing point gains until you put more in!,"Nah, gotta balance today's game for next week's patch" +A wild racist appears. And it stinks!,This is why trump won +2 Keys Halloween Ghost Topper,can I ask why +Yeah that'd be a great idea! I think one of the issues with the contest voting is that there's just so many comments in the thread that it kind of becomes a chore to find all the ones you want to vote for. That's why I'm also glad the top ten voting for artist's songs got switched from contest mode to individual top ten.,It's also not entirely fair since songs commented later will get fewer votes. +yes,thanks +"Berating your teammates is single handedly the dumbest thing you can do when you are trying to win. I am low diamond, and man are people toxic in high plat-low diamond. First off, berating your teammate is not going to make them play better. It is distracting, to yourself, the person you are berating, and the over all team synergy. Being an asshole to someone generally trying is not going to make them magically do better. Often I have seen it make the person deliberately throw the game to see the asshole lose. Also the ironic thing that I have noticed is that it is the asshole that is doing the berating is usually the person doing bad, while the victim is doing just fine. Here are things I do when I see someone on my team getting berated by someone else: I tell the person doing the berating to shut up. I assure the person being berated that they are doing fine(If they actually are), and should mute said player. If they are actually doing bad, I offer to play the role they are failing at and they are usually cooperative. This is the proper way of getting your teammate to do better. Ask them to switch with you or switch off.",Just start a rant when you see defeat on the screen +That got me a little excited there,"Hey, aren't you that guy who commented 3 above me?" +"Like, learning about it right?","Celebrating it, duh." +"I'm uploading lots of stuff for everyone!!! ENJOY! Up next, rare Pakistan vs India gold. Xmas cheer all round!",Truly our Lord and savior +"Minimum wage going up in 21 states, 22 cities",Just remember since labor is 100% of the costs of a product the cost of a good will increase yugely! +I personally want Scott to make a few more christian animations after FNAF :p But I'm not sure if he'll ever make anything similar to his older games/animations again... :s,"I'm an atheist, this offends me" +"Oh, and no gymnastics trying patch and hack to get the game working. It was a breeze compared to most of the others I tried. They have a torrent file that is the full thing, extract to your HDD, and you can start playing.",so you cant play with a SSD? +Why are you on Reddit right now instead of spending time with your family?,Who likes family? +Username FUCK_GLOBALISTS posting videos about conspiracy theories and lying about them being censored. If I didn't know better I'd say this guy had an agenda of some kind,Except it's not a fucking conspiracy theory +"I think he may be saying that the consumer can only do so much, and that there needs to be some regulating watch dogs",That's against capitalism and therefore unamerican. +Has there ever been a time where you saw an AD on TV and thought I need this?,Flex seal +No. You can't use Wii instruments on Xbox either.,But can I use PlayStation instruments on Wii? +This was waiting for me when I got home. I don't own a guild membership.,Best Reddit Secret Santa ever! +Merry Christmas from us!,I SWEAR I WASN'T GOING TO CLIMB UP THE TREE +And after breakfast we are going to sit too close to the screen and play videogames all day.,Bro dad +Thanks for A2A,23.3k people upvoted this answer +"His little helper elf, Matt Barkley, gave out plenty of presents today too",can he give us reddit gold? +"How is that trying to be badass? It's more of a statement, saying that they're not phased when you tell them they're going to hell, as they've been told this by a lot of different religions.",No no the person wearing the shirt clearly doesn't understand that not all religions have a hell and is simply trying to act like a badass +"OUT! OUT! OUT! Black Lives Matter Slams Christmas, Links Holiday To White Supremacy",Why does BLM have to keep driving the wedge in deeper... +Wonder what they will call it.,Don't you come Barack no more. +I don't see how soccer with cars would win the console war.,Found the guy who's never played RL +This is the comment that hurts the most,One man's trash is another's treasure. +Ariel tweeted that in Brazil they often take mother fucker literally. Will Brooks said something about him missing weight. Cowboy got mad that Brooks called him out on missing weight and insulting his mother. Cowboy weighed in 5.5 pounds over the limit an hour and a half early. Cowboy is 100% in the wrong on this one.,Pretty sure mother fucker is part of why Werdum gave Edmund that front kick. +My fiance made this for me for Christmas <3,Must be talented to make replicas of PS4 and XB1 controllers +What's your hardware? There are plenty of computers that were once pretty powerful but are long past their prime.,Phenom x2 and a 4850 I just don't understand why I can't play this game at max settings +This piece of meet looks like the United States,"Shitty beef you do not have the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, one of our best treasures." +"Personally no because I'm not a very sexual person, but I did a poll on GAG a while ago & more women than men reported experiencing blue genitals, & more frequently.","Oh wow, straight to the medical journals then!" +"Normally just coconut ones left in any place I have quality street (work, friends, family etc .. always the same).",All the more for me. +"Wow, are you one of Gaijin's nazi moderators from the official forum infiltrated on reddit? Or just of one of those fanboys who leaps when Yudintsev order you to do so?","Yeah, wow, you got me." +"I'm done here, got nothing to say...",Kode Keras +A 12 year old's instagram is a cringe goldmine,Typical meme page admin on instagram. +"Good point. With a lot of new heroes and reworked ones getting quest talents, ti would be nice to see them going to some older heroes and just giving some questing to their already existing talents.",Hit 25 heroes with drain hope to make it pierce! +Still isn't a starter but he has done great this season.,He's a co-starter +Bought a 12 pack of beer and half way through the drive home I realize my dad had been drinking one the whole time.,In Texas this was legal until a decade ago. +I'm pretty sure that's Napoleon. Correct me if I'm wrong because I'd like to know who it is.,Ur right +"Oh man, I hate being a lady and having to worry about smiling for other people all the time. I have to do crazy hard math problems in my head all day, people! There's bound to be some forehead-scrunching! Stop demanding that I smile or insisting that I'm depressed!",You'd be prettier if you smiled m'lady ;) +Titanfall 2 worth getting on sale? I see that Titanfall 2 is 50% off. But I've heard the game is dead. How many players are there on PC?,"Yeah it's pretty dead, I sit in queue for 20 seconds sometimes" +It was pretty good either way.,From my point of view the jedi are evil is such great writing in the midst of a heated battle +"Its the same thing, its privacy people have. How can you want personal privacy, but yet don't respect others?",Celebrities and/or women aren't real people. +Another Pro Banned,Nobody cheats to win tons of money. +I dunno I feel like it'll be harder to insert R&M quotes into whatever situation,Kind of like a plumbus my man +"Any sort of gaming mouse is a large upgrade from the stock mice, however its hard to tell the difference between a $15 and $80 mouse z",hard to tell the difference from my g502 and a 15 dollar logitech mouse. +Yeah man it's such horse shit to have to review the clock to make sure the game clock is right,I mean who cares how much time there should actually be ok potentially the last play of the game? +Got a visit from the holiday hawk last night.,Harry Potter is going to be pissed! +Were all heroes now,Heroes rain from above +Why do they feel the need to tell everyone that theyre athiest,It makes them smart +RJ steps on KD's foot last play.,"Mark Jackson pissed me off saying it was good defense... Okay buddy we get it, you're still salty" +"Exactly right, Sally Kohn the anti-Semite, YOU are making the world hate us.","Wait a minute, I thought he was a Nazi?" +"Limousines, lemonade manufacturers, land, school lunch companies.",Lube? +lol! in my younger days been in this situation many times and it pretty much 98% of times leads to group sex :D,Yeah man... Nothing better than banging some chick with 6 other guys in the room +What philosophy do you try to live your life by?,Don't be a cunt. +"man I wish someone would give me a 1080 as a gift :( oh well, GLWT",i got you bro! +That's what I was wondering. There is plenty of teams worth watching. The Bears is definitely not one of them.,"*throws flag Personal foul, failure to use proper grammar-subject/verb agreement 15 downvotes from the spot of the foul Replay 3rd down" +That one arm tackle by Miller was pretty sick. He is fucking good.,GET OUT! +"PSA: Don't use the car exit for Sapienza escalations if it requires no civilians being killed. Just lost level 4 of the Lyndon Gyration because a guy was apparently standing in front of my car when I was exiting, leading to him being splattered out of my control. Fucking hell, 25 minutes of a perfect run and far more time spent on failed runs before that wasted.",This is what happens when you take a selfie in the middle of the street. +"Anything China puts into a country, it generally does so for a return.... as shitty as American governments are, theres plenty of money that goes to them for whatever they deem necessary. With China its generally, we will invest in you if we can make a buck off of you.",I'd say that it's just as naive to believe that the US is investing it's military in Philippine out of altruism. +"Baltimore, MD! Low cost of living, great venues like the 8x10, diverse music scene in general, and close proximity to all the major cities on the east coast. Merriweather Post Pavilion and Rams Head Live draw in bigger bands like Phish, Lotus, and STI too.",We've got all sorts of amazing things coming out of the Bmore/dc region +Moving to Louisville for grad school at UofL. I know nothing about cfb. What do I need to know?,"THAT YOU SHOULD ALWAYS, *ALWAYS* WEAR BLUE TO LOUISVILLE GAMES." +"Wait, as a heterosexual male I run from woman to woman grabbing their pussy and kissing them until Wal-Mart kicks me out. This isn't normal behaviour?","I asked a girl for consent once, and now I have the gay." +This is like something out of some fantasy tale similar to The Chronicles Of Narnia or The Spiderwick Chronicles.,Redwall! +"My nephews can be pretty mean to eachother. My sister decided the final straw was when one of them said, I don't have to be good. Santa will come no matter how bad I am! This was the only thing under the tree this morning...","If there's one message you want to teach kids, it's the idea that good behavior is only worth it if there is some sort of reward for it." +Christmas Gift from a brother in-law/Dale Jr fan,7.8/10 no yellow numbers. +"This place is fine to ask as Sigarda / tribal have a very low power ceiling in EDH. Remember, this is an eternal format. First off, edit your post to include: - A link to your list on tappedout. - Give us some information about your meta. What decks are you playing against and what are their win cons? If you're fighting other tribal decks or thematic strategies, there is a possibility your deck can be improved to compete with those. - What is your budget? Is there a per card and/or total amount you have in mind. It's pretty easy to make a deck go above 1k for EDH.","Edited, but I think I may just abandon the idea." +"No, they are weakening one of Russia's main adversaries.",liberals are getting creepy with their russia paranaoia bust out the tinfoil hats everyone we have to prevent the russians from hacking our thoughts ! +Why do you have to bring us down? Being an adult also means knowing when to keep your mouth shut.,They're only pointing out not to take them for granted. +"Eh, I really do think this was more a case of a game released too early and scrambled to get features out the door than flat out lying. I still am a bit bummed about certain aspects that are still missing (I get that it's not a complete game yet, not in the sense that even my fairly low expectations were imagining. It's missing things like meaningful gameplay differences at the very least), so I wouldn't be surprised that this was really just a case of the really dumb pr decision to wait to establish contact until the update was ready to roll out. Either way though, I think a lot of this was because Sean went from a programmer to the face of the company, and the game very much felt like they spent a lot of time talking about these features that they thought were cool, but then they realized that they had spent all the time they needed to actually make them. But again, I do understand that there are features that the evidently never did any programming to implement in any serious way that they claimed were there. That is a big issue. Part of why this update is so bittersweet. I just think that it's mostly negligence and over promising far beyond one's abilities/time, rather than maliciousness.","Sure, since multiplayer is something you can just slap in later multiplayer_enabled changed from 0 to 1, done!" +Cows all the way!,b-b-b-biased! +Asmodai gets slightly lucky,He is listening to Late Night Alumni <3 +L'Agent! They have this set as one of they're classics. I can't remember the name but if you look it up you should be able to find it,"Boom!, you got it, its L'Agent MARISELA....however it is now discontinued and nowehere has stock in my mrs size :(... thank you so much for the help though!" +So Fran Drescher is in fact Bojack Horseman. I think I always kind of knew..,A drinking alcoholic Fran Drrescher...I can see the resemblance. +Is she though?,Only when she cries +YOU TRIED TO SAY ROBIN RAIKKONEN?,NO HE MEANT KINKY WANKINEN. +"The real trick is to convince the right people there's a buck in it. Or, become the right people, and spend your vast fortunes working on it.","Elon musk, is that you?" +Best Christmas present ever! (Homemade Drawing - she's a keeper!),Better not lose her in a game of Sabaac. +I saved the entire library!,Could you post them into an Imgur album? +Chelsea 0 - 1 Manchester United,Chelsea 0 - 1 Manchester United Lingard 41 +Kronovi Rage Quit After 1v1 Save,Good.... Let the hate flow....! +You have to be American to really understand Star Wars..,Of course because a galaxy far far away is American. +"You can say that savings are money being set aside, but not an expense. When it leads to the headline 38% of households spend more than they earn, it stretches the meaning of spending to the breaking point to call saving spending.",Retirement savings are a special case though because that money isn't liquid. +"Why should I become a fan of your team? FIRST: My sincere apologies to the mods if this sort of post isn't welcome here. I'm a huge football and basketball fan, and would like to learn more about baseball and your team. My NFL team got eliminated from the playoffs and to distract myself from the heartbreak, I'd like to follow some of the storylines in the MLB and start watching a team next year. Why should I pick this one? Any opinions are graciously appreciated. Happy holidays to you all!",We got drugs in the bathroom +"Lol. I got passes by the wine bottle this year. All very sneakily I might add. I had to whisper to my nurse cousin that I'm a junkie not an alcoholic, please pass the wine. That got me a concerned look...",But AA/NA says addiction is addiction! +Which religions aren't fake?,the one I belong to. +Purple Symbols after killing Margwa's,For real... +"the elusive sub 15 lol, ran 15:15 two years ago but cant get any quicker",For 2 miles? +Turns out bomb the shit out of them isn't a valid plan.,It doesn't have to be valid if it's tough. +"Scientists to send greetings to other worlds: After decades of fruitless scanning the skies for alien messages, scientists say it's time to try a basic rule of etiquette: Say hello first.","Yeah, this will end well....." +"What kind of question is that? Of course you have to raise your children to be whatever you are, and if minimalism floats your boat, then go for it, after all kids can't choose or they have to be shot in the face. I hope I've helped.",you forgot the +METTA Please fix so that it's not Metta gameplay only in challenges and tournaments or above 4000 trophies it's esey to fix. (AUTOMATIC BALANCE UPDATE),Easy to fix your grammar and spelling +Glad you're okay. Ideas if you have a PC or console ride 2 just came out. Bike browsing. More gaming,"Will give it a look, I mostly PC game and annoyingly the 1 finger I fucked up is the one that you'd usually use for W / S so moving about in a lot of games makes that bone make a fun grind-y noise :|" +Rodeo bulls live pretty good lives actually they certainly don't torture them,"Yeah, uh... If having a rope tied around your balls isn't torture, I don't what is." +"What the fuck? Are you retarded? It is absolutely, 100% a thing. Read a damn book.","_I'm not white, i'm jewish_ is like saying _i'm not brown, i'm muslim_ also TIL: Ali wasn't black, he was muslim" +how to survive the omnic crisis,By listening to the latest hot mix in a corner +want to know the saddest/funniest part of TRP ideology? The Alpha/Beta Wolf Bullshit thing isn't even real! it's a myth that started when a scientist observed wolves... in captivity. Wolves in their natural habitat don't display that behaviour! it's all a lie!,AWALT Because it's not like we're individuals or anything +Uber's ad-toting drones are heckling drivers stuck in traffic,that seems safe +Need your knowledge wow-people :3 Caster/Mage without any proccs (that need to be clicked asap)? Time for another char :),"Destruction warlock comes to mind, but I'm not really sure, I mostly play as melee dps." +VB Christmas Tree. Merry Christmas Australia!,That is fucking impressive +"from new england, come on over",Fuckin yanks Think your all good with your pizza And pasta And mafia +Definitely not Australian,Not Klingon either +I hate to be that person but it's spelled lose.,I hate to be that person but because you are from the US then you are ignorant to the fact that spelt is far superior to spelled +They should at least let us be able to buy it from the vendor for Naryu Relics or something :/,That would make too much sense... +"I'm a Computer Science guy, I just tell people that I work with computers lol. What the fuck is guys problem.","He has no problems, as he is an Engineer." +Don't Mess With Ciri,I can count the -7 pixels in this picture. +Backpackers accused of leaving filthy mess on beach,"good!, now tax the hell out of them!" +What a silly campaign. Merely viewing pornography promotes an exploitation of women and violence against women? Do they even know there is something called gay porn? That's not a very thoughtful statement by the city council. I reckon they should go back to university and take Gender Studies course again.,but they gays are harmless man... it's these cis white males going around and raping everybody out there! +"This is reffering to Georgia the country, not Georgia, in the US. I think many people are confused here.",Many people in the US are confused by the concept that there are other countries outside the US. +"Why are all of the top level Falcons solo mains? I was looking at my rankings of top players, and I noticed that all of the top level Falcon mains that play him in tourney never use other characters. Wizzy, None, S2J all stick to Falcon solely. Is there any reason they don't use other characters for match ups like Shiek, or is it their personal preference?",Because once they use another character they drop Falcon +That is an accident waiting to happen.,Perfect gift to get an eight year old whose dad died in a motor vehicle accident! +Poll shows Americans are hopeful for better 2017,**BECAUSE WE ARE GOING TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN** +David Horsey: Democrats sealed their fate by not choosing Bernie,"I like Bernie, I just don't think he could win." +"I dont post them on reddit, but on a private facebook group. It feeds my ego basically.",I had no idea that was a think on FB +He definitely did,Oh my bad. +pics for science?,Yes please +God dammit. why are we still playing Dak.,Guess your coach wants to rub it in or something. +Why is the title of the subreddit hockey: the best game on earth instead of The best game you can name.,"Wait, there is a better game that you cannot name?" +True Christmas spirit,Wow I've never seen that before. +Sandpaper to the windshield,Few taps with a ball peen hammer should clear that right up. +Terminal Overload!,Pretty sure I've written an algorithm with this time complexity before. +My father who has never been a fan decided to buy an NMD because it just come out today.,"Fake sneaker fans like your dad are the reason my 7 boys couldn't cop for resale, that's bullshit" +Gaddafi was a wall that stood between Europe and barbarians.,Muh Arab Spring! +A lot of these comments are pretty dumb but being that it was 1984 I could see the money being seized by the Derg and put towards things apart from famine relief.,It was. +"Hey look, it's Mickey and Minnie Mouse, the porno.",The one were they fist each other on Walt's desk. +The Germans are out of control: Send Chinese tourist to refugee camp,"Hopefully, they offered him a free holiday in Germany after all that!" +How will Trump and Duterte get along?,They won't +Idk about the best battle but two days ago in the ewiz challenge my opponents king's tower was left with 3hp when he took mine... FeelsBadMan,Well that's the best battle for him +"Most Efficient Upgrade Request My build is about two years old now and I was looking for the most cost efficient CPU/GPU upgrade possible. I'm currently running a GT 640 and an i5-4690K. I care mostly about functionality in games, and would gladly set graphics to a minimum to achieve the intended fps of a game. Any advice concerning the most efficient and sustainable upgrade for my build would be greatly appreciated. Thank you!","The best upgrade would be the GPU, maybe to a 1060 or a RX 480." +And someone in Wisconsin can get way better cheese prices than you. We get it.,i too enjoy jerking myself off because of cheap weed +"Can we break down he level boosters for silver dust please. I have two boosters stuck in my vault with no way to get rid of them, can we break them down for silver dust please?",Saving mine for destiny 2! +"Actually Likud only has 30 seats of 120, he's just propped up by the ultra-orthodox and pro-settlement groups.",Well that makes it so much better. +**The** German Graf Zeppelin. Graf Zepellin is the name of a specific Zeppelin the Germans built.,"Hey, maybe they're meaning the first one, not the LZ130." +Even Niantic didn't do this for us,"Free incubators, double exp, double candy, ... Niantic pls to give us moar" +2016 Season in One Word,Williams seemed positive! +POTD : ( 3 - 0 - 4 ) UK Lottery Props : EuroMillions five number sum over 127.5 (1.950) Best of Luck,"Seems this one is on the move, my book has it at 129.5 (1.88), would you still take it?" +"Im still wearing it! I don't think i will ever switch though xD. I mean, naturally there are some rather prestigious titles you can earn (though seriously, titles are really rather cosmetic ~) but GWAMM has an amazing sound to it and also proves that you are some kind of veteran. So why would I change? I don't see it happening :D.",I still wear my GWAMM title and doubt that there is any title that could replace it for me! +"It has happened too many times that I'm talking to a girl, the subject of movies or tv Comes up, and she says the reason she likes the given show/movie is because the male lead is hot.","Women being hot is objectification, men being hot is male power fantasy!" +ASL Round of 8 draw,"Oh man, who else is excited for a GuemChi/Best finals!" +"Who is your favourite and least favourite WWE Stars? Mine: RAW Favourites: Seth Rollins, Chris Jericho, Kevin Owens, Bayley, Sasha Banks & The Club RAW Least Favourites: The New Day, Braun Strowman, Charlotte, Nia Jax, Goldust & Brock Lesnar Smackdown! Live Favourites: AJ Styles, Tyler Breeze, Becky Lynch, Alexa Bliss & The Miz Smackdown! Live Least Favourites: The Usos, Baron Corbin, Mojo Rawley 205 Live Favourite: The Brian Kendrick, Adrian Neville 205 Live Least Favourite: Noam Darr.",Favorite: Don't really have one I like most wrestlers Least Favorite: Tyler Breeze +"Which one of you special people is trying to sell 100 shares at $199,999.99 for a small cap bio?",If it works in WOW it should work here too right? +"Message to Greggheads How do you live with yourselves. He set up that fire that destroyed Tim's beautiful bass playing fingers (Of course Tim is now doing some real phat dirty DnB so it ended up being awesome, but still). He's a scumbag and a traitor. Probably votes for Hillary as well, that communist scumbag. Tim Cruise Heidecker is turning in his grave.",Can we just focus on the movies? +Just reword it a little dude.,"Nah, I think the point is still made." +Oh..,Yeah thank god men don't lie just to use people and sleep soundly afterwards. +can you fake a polish IP for the discount?,I sent an email in a fake polish accent and support said they would honor it. +It's a Christmas (ish) Miracle.,Nah it's a Hanukkah miracle +Kurt Cobain style,That joke would be funny if courtney love didnt actually kill him +Oh wow TIL! I live in Lowell and always shop at the pheasant and never knew this,Hello neighbor! +"It's interesting how many people still think Israel is to blame for three different terrorist groups ruling the areas which surrounding nations have refused to take back. If Hamas and the PA laid down there arms there would be peace tomorrow, while if Israel laid down their arms there would be no Israel tomorrow. There are large numbers of Palestinians living peacefully inside Israel even though there has never been a historical Palestinian state in the areas claimed by Palestine. How many years do you expect Israel to sit there being bombed, shot, stabbed, hit by rockets and mortars, etc before they strike the cowardly terrorists who regularly attack from schools and hospitals? Note Israel gave back land to every nation that declared war on Israel as long as they could later reach a peace deal. The land used for settlements is negotiated and paid for before use but some how this is the end of the world. Would it be the end of the world if Palestinians were owning homes in Israel? Of course not, they do regularly.","Yea, just because israel funds and arms terrorist groups doesn't mean it's not anti-emetic to criticize israel in any way." +I had to explain to someone a few months back that leaving the EU wouldn't stop illegal immigrants. They were convinced that once the UK was out the problem would be solved.,Maibe people won't want to come once the UK has crashed and burned. +Where'd you see BF1 discounted?,In the PSN store mate. +But its well within their power to suspend him or rescind the appointment alreast.,if that would have been done you would have said modi crossed the lines and literally hitler for not following constitution/rules :) +Neymar With Fallen and Coldzera,Lmao as soon as I saw that on Instagram I kept thinking that guy really looks like fallen wtf +"Cool idea, but wouldn't the condensation just drip between the beads and still get your surface wet?",There is a removable (and machine washable) double-layer of felt underneath to not only stop the coaster from sliding on glass/wood but to catch condensation (: +Clothed,5 Head +Where are you getting this info from?,"Like, everywhere man" +Critical PHPMailer Flaw leaves Millions of Websites Vulnerable to Remote Exploit,"E buon anno, eh." +"Knowing what goes on on the House floor, after Ryan shuts off the cameras, is... a bad thing?",Transparency in government! +Question on everyone's mind - Do you still like baseball?,my room is full of baseball memorabilia +Can the move controller with the analog stick be used on PS4?,no +You sound like a deplorable person.,That's just my opinion and you're the true bigot for not accepting my views +becuz +24 -25,"yeah wtf valve, I used to be 8k but because I get less for winning and more for losing I'm now 4k" +"Noones gonna say this, and I don't know why, but I don't like Kevin Durant for some reason.",Fuck dude prepare for downvotes. +me irl,This upvote must have been my best investment of 2016 +I'm not taking this bait.,"You already too the bait, when you acknowledged that you actually would have sex with an animal over certian races... ;)" +Another leftist meltdown,"Hmm idk, I'm gonna need sauce on the whole gay camp thing." +The bama (able to see it due to mod looks cool) sorry for weeb ui,"Lul, almost 2k17 and we are using phones for taking pictures of PCs." +"xD This is amazing, your key ship is Shimakaze, but the site says you rarely use torpedo! xD","Lul, 8km torpedoes, can't shoot if your not in range" +"Good... Well, more like reassuring to hear. I was quite worried it was specifically my rig that was in trouble.",I had something similar - I booted into BSOD errors that never fixed itself. +Nico cut - Who do we sign in his place?,Andre Miller. +And why the hell did they give up on the run? I haven't heard a good reason so far.,"Because Dallas was expecting us to run the ball with Zenner, so we preemptively countered their halftime adjustments by putting Dwayne Washington in to run up the middle, because Zenner running the ball was too effective." +"Pretty much all the sounds in Star Marine and a lot of the sounds in SC in general could be heavily improved upon. I would love for SC to have sound design comparable to something like Battlefield but right now, footsteps in Star Marine sound like tin cans rolling down a staircase.",If you are looking for good sound design elite dangerous has some pretty good ship sounds +"InfoThread on DNA Tests? I feel like I've seen a lot of repeated posts on r/Genealogy asking about the different DNA tests-- asking to compare them by price, data, and genealogical helpfulness. I've also seen a lot of posts asking how long DNA tests take to be processed and about sales and such. I feel like it'd be really helpful to have a thread on the front detailing such matters on DNA tests so there aren't repeated posts asking the same things. Maybe I'm being picky, but it might be worth consideration.",But how else shall I reap the karma +Compare their facial structure xD,"They both have the same dead face look and similar eyes... but Snopes says false, so I gotta trust the experts." +Not the best choice of rims for a Raptor.,But it's OK because they're mud Grapplers. +'We remain unfazed' by the vote: Israel says it will continue building settlements in defiance of UN resolution,Do you think there will be UN Sanctions on Israel as a result? +"Obama Added $7.917 Trillion to the National Debt, 68 Percent Spike","All we gotta do is lasso a platinum asteroid and crash it safely into the earth and mine it, god you people are so dumb." +What kind of deer-appropriate food does some random japanese school girl carry in her backpack?,Almost looks like a dried fruit. +"Two new, bare accounts in the last week have posted Puma shoes from a girl's perspective which were rapidly upvoted in the sub. I don't buy it; I have a feeling Puma are targetting this sub.",I guess this is where all the Hillary shills went to work after she lost the election amirite? +"Found this on r/GifRecipes, made me loaf.",another recipe besides peeing in tires... This is the work of the garage racoon... +Actually you can go into your career profile and see exactly how many hours you have with D.Va! Hope that helps!,Fuck I came here to comment this after reading the title LOL +What the fuck?,The finest youtuber ever :) +"Connection speed issues on ps4? I guess this is a bit of a first world problem, but I'm wondering why this is happening anyway, and if anyone might be able to shed some light on it. My laptop and phone regularly test at about 350mbps down / 150mbps up using my 5ghz WiFi connection. This allows for extremely quick downloads on pretty much everything. However my PS4 Pro is only registering about 80mbps down / 60mbps up on the same speed test site, using the same 5ghz WiFi connection. What's the deal with this? I'd think that this brand new hardware would be able to connect even better than my year old laptop and phone. Is there any way to fix this, or make my connection faster? It sucks to be able to download 50gb games on my laptop in no time, while waiting hours for my PS4 to do the same.",I would say either DNS or Ethernet and yes I know changing DNS doesn't do anything but in some cases it may make a difference so everyone's mileage may vary. +"Do you taste the insects? Do you see the insects? Do they harm you? No? Then man up, cupcake.",Are we 110% about what makes 'crunchy peanut butter' crunchy? +Yeah I think ur right,This conversation he's having with himself is pretty great though +That happens when you drive the Blue Ridge Mountain Skyline Highway in Virginia. Its miles and miles of beautiful views.,"Dreadful, really." +"Has the Riven System brought new life to your forgotten weapons? If it has, which weapon have you started using again? I just got a hind mod, and I got a decent roll. This was enough to make me potato and forma the hell outta that thing. The Hind was a weapon that was unpotatoed in my foundry only used for raising my mastery rank. Now with the new system it has been returned, and this baguette is pissed. The Hind has turned into a killing machine. Have you ever had a similar experience? Got a terrible weapon that can take on the world now?","Not yet, still sad that I got Rivens for Dread and Soma." +How am I supposed to know what the alligator means if it isn't labeled...,It's clearly labeled Ben Garrison +Best places to find a cheap PS4 besides craigslist?,Steal one from a friend +When will all these law abiding citizens start following some of the STRONGEST gun laws?,"The problem is that due to the court decision, all the bangers are able to get concealed carry permits, now." +"Bring back Perry, Peppers and Elliott, let Datone Jones walk. With fackrell and TBD draft pick (along with UDFA hopefuls) we're set as far as depth at OLB",peppers too expensive right now +WHy does it have to be mom to mom? Why shouldn't a father be responsible for addressing this and/or talking to the kid's father? (Really I mean why isn't it just parent to parent if that's what you're suggesting)....why does it have to be specifically woman to woman between the moms?!!),Because men have penises and therefore can't be trusted with anything related to underage sexuality without becoming deviants themselves. +b..but sexism is ok as long its directed towards men!!,No if it's directed towards men it's not really sexism +It's because it's harder to call her a racist.,Shes just self-hating. +"Wow, that's actually kind of sad. :( I would think someone else would have understood it in all that time. At any rate, I love it!",go fuck yourself +The Perfect Beer,Quality post fam +"Taking video or pictures of yourself doing nice things. I've seen like 8 videos of people giving things to the homeless recently. While I'm glad you're being generous, maybe Try doing it because you're kind instead of gaining social media attention.",but how else are people supposed to give you credit for being generous? +I'm having a conversation with a friend when out of the blue he asked me this question: Anong English ng Pang ilang presidente ng Pilipinas si Duterte? It made me struggle for awhile and eventually gave up. Anyone who can give the closest translation?,President duterte is the what number of president? +"There is nothing wrong with hating people for the choices they make. It's wrong to hate people for the qualities they didn't choose (race, sex, sexuality) but It's perfectly fine to hate them for the qualities they chose (religion, political affiliation, trans)","Oh yeah, they totally chose to be assigned the wrong gender at birth" +"To be fair T-29 is very strong frontally if you keep the hull hidden, and it has a lot of crew members and interior crew space so it can soak sometimes even three APHE rounds from the front. It's not as tough as a Tiger in terms of difficulty to penetrate and underperforms it a little in penetration, but if it penetrates it's a fucking nuke. I can see the case for it to be considered OP, especially if you are uptiered against it. It seems there's a Tiger IH every other game also. OTOH this guy is the kind of cancer that goes to the forums and ensures only German tanks are good at their tier, with everyone else getting nerfed because some wehraboo got uptiered and didn't club everyone.","Meanwhile you never see the crying behaviour from allies nono, you just dont see it" +What is the dumbest scam you or someone you know has fallen for or seen?,"An aunt of my mother was emailed saying that it was Microsoft sending an email and that her computer was at risk and she should send her name, birth date, email password and bank IBAN as a reply under penalty of not having Microsoft protection under a virus case." +Cute. Day of the tentacle came out in 93. It's a Lucasarts adventure game classic and one of Tim Schafer's best works. Have some respect for history and the masters of this industry.,yeah but it don't have amazing graphics. +Tu as un grand avenir en politique.,Et toi en redditomancie. +Seriously America : How are you going to fix this culture of ignorance from mis-information (aka fake news)? Because I can't see the current administration doing anything since its capitalized on it so spectacularly.,"Yeah, the administration in charge of what news we get, what a brilliant idea..." +For Your information sake MMA = Mixed Martial Arts,But no octagon means it's not MMA If I'm not seeing it through chain link I can't take it seriously +Saudi Arabia Sent Death Row Inmates to Fight in Syria in Lieu of Execution,Can we get some cameras on it and turn it into a Death Race-style game? +If you play back the recordings you can usually here a few seconds before and after the command. You can certainly see where that might be useful to police. Not sure what legal framework would apply though.,Okay so the next time you talk on the phone to a loved one or your boss or your bank or anything else send me a typescript of the conversation if you have nothing to fear you have nothing to hide! +"If you're not a minority, or a liberal, your feelings can't be hurt because you have no soul.",#NAME? +Hence the used to phrasing.,Whoops :-) +"Das in Hindi means ten, which is why the joke is funny in Hindi as OP said :).",probably GERMAN HUMOR on his side +HIS PRECISION IS... UH... SO PRECISE,AH TITO TAKING A BOOK OUT OF CHUCK'S CHAPTER +"I like Mei, but largely because I can understand her Chinese quips.","No, but you see, diversity doesn't matter." +"what's become of Sauc3, IB, KK, and raynex?",All of them are inactive to some degree. +"Here's what I get from this video: This officer, by nature of his career, placed himself into danger in order to protect the public. He had to make a very challenging choice within seconds. I don't know how I, personally, would have behaved in this situation but it appears that he was able to neutralize an imminent threat to himself, any bystanders and any other officers that were enroute and responding shortly. He gave this person, I believe, four opportunities to have this go another way. I was able to process this information because he was using a body camera. If there was no footage, this LEO would probably be vilified by the community for murdering an innocent man. It is my hope that the officer did not suffer emotional/professional repercussions for his actions in this video. He may have saved lives by unfortunately taking one. I'm not one to immediately and blindly side with police. However, in this instance, that looks pretty damn justified.",You must be racist. +"What was, in your opinion Riot's biggest achievement of 2016?",sandbox mode +"In all seriousness, what exactly is gained by expanding settlements? Let me start by saying that: - I do believe that the UN is full of hypocrites and there is a demonstrable bias/double standard at play whenever Israel enters the picture - Israel should absolutely be allowed to retain the western wall and some compromise be reached for the temple mount, in E.Jerusalem, regardless of the final status of the city (though I do think that Arabs have a valid claim to a portion too). - Building houses and structures on the wrong side of an arbritary line is not nearly as immoral as acts of terrorism by Hamas. - There's nothing inherently problematic with Jews who currently occupy WB settlements becoming citizens of a future Palestinian state (so long as the actual Palestinians consent to it). With that out of the way... Why is something so simple as a proper settlement freeze such anathema to Netanyahu/Likud? I mean, I don't know how much access to the outside world media y'all have, but settlements has basically become a thought-terminating cliche which greatly weakens Israel's standing and political capital. I mean, I'm trying to put myself in the shoes of an Israeli right-winger right now, and thinking about the settlements all I get as pros is: - sending a message of defiance to the rest of the world, and being able to stick it to the Palestinians - defensible land which would stop mattering in the event of a negotiated treaty anyway - a bit of lebensraum (even though a country as hi-tech as Israel could do so much better terraforming the Negev, with none of the political consequences). Whereas, the drawbacks of continuing settlement expansion is: - absolutely horrible optics for the rest of the world, for a rather trivial act of constructing buildings - diminishing israel's credibility for little reason, and giving the palestinian side the moral high ground which would pretty much evaporate once settlements stop being a buzzword - creating the situation where the onus of creating the right conditions for peace talks rests squarely on israel's shoulders. without settlement expansion, palestine would have far less plausible deniability - bibi's childish tantrums and intrasingence burning whatever few bridges israel had left. I can understand why many people who are pro-israel but anti-settlement are still disappointed by the UN ruling, as it's a definite setback for Israel. But I'm struggling to understand the people who are fervently pro-settlement and defending/encouraging the expansion of them, even though they're an incredibly damaging liability to Israeli interests in the long run (for very little gain).",you are missing the point that jews have a connection to the land and should be allowed to live in their ancient homeland +Because redditors' enlightened opinions matter more than yours,"Only 3 things I hate in this world; redditors, people who make broad arbitrary generalizations on a group of people, and the Dutch." +There's comfort in letting go,Sounds like you're calling me stupid +McMullin: GOP has problem with racism,On the contrary - they have no problem at all with racism. +"Ghetto culture celebrates trashy, narcissistic names like hipster culture celebrates stupid spelling and last names as first names","If grammy and academy aware nomiated actress means ghetto, how do I get in the club?" +God of War? You must be joking.,"Not impossible, but not likely." +Under what definition can you call him a business failure??? SWJ spotted.,I thought the crying faces were good enough for a +"ye, AT is decent too, but it's not that easy to center it on the bottom of the device. also the size is different here. Additionally, MyAssistive (pressing AT to emulate HOME) isn't available for iOS 7+","You can just remove all the shortcuts from assistive touch except for home button, then just tapping it will trigger the home button instead of bringing up the menu." +"Dear Pilot who watched my battery being taken, saw me kill the guy and get out of my titan, then took it for their own titan which had more health.. Why, why would you do that!?",Finders keepers? +Being a mom is like being a doctor for free! WTF?,"Raising a child to 18 costs about as much as med school, so they're pretty much the same." +I waited for the Apple event today because I've been wanting to upgrade my air. I didn't even know about the Microsoft event ahead of time. And now guess who's buying a Surface Book in November?,"There are billions of people, I'm not guessing." +Pretty ridiculous. These are all mainlines. I've passed on hundreds of these.,"Yeah but if someone can't have them, no one can!" +"What violence has been committed by Trump's private security? All I've seen is that hi and chief of private security is too slow to help. Much like Russia (helped by hackers vs WW3 opponent), I wish the left would decide if his private security force are a menace or a farce.",we'll have to bring it to the floor at our next meeting of leftists +How small is your penis?,The opposite of that. +"Gee, what a shocker, truly no surprise there. (and no, let me stop you there, this comment isn't part of some larger anti-Semitic rant)",Saying that someone can't take your rant as proof of anti-Semitism is proof of anti-Semitism +And this is exactly why people don't like skaters on their property.,"Nah, I'm *sure* these guys stuck around to notify the proper parties about the damage they caused, so they could properly make restitution!" +Every single step in the manufacturing process produces a ton of toxic byproducts we have no use for. And right now they get pumped into Chinese rivers,"Whew, we really dodged a bullet there, at least it isn't American rivers!" +"Yeah, that and the discounts. I'm not really into online gaming. I knew that it wouldn't be full top-selling retail games each month, but I hoped it would be some of the less obscure indies at least.",The headline games this month are two of the most popular & well-known games/indies ever released. +When you send that super risky text and regret it two seconds later,Does this sub know what a risk is? +"Honestly, if the rest of the world attacked us, this whole planet would turn into glass. This, obviously, would be a US victory, as we still have territory on the moon.",But the nazis have their secret base on the dark side of the moon! +Bruce Lee got nothing on this guy,"So which came first, this or Kill Bill?" +Can we fire Kirk Muller please. He's done literally nothing. Pp is trash and our pk isn't much better.,He's supposed to take over from mt +Can 'afford' to have a trailer but can't afford the proper lift? There you go.,What's the worst that could happen? +"You're exactly right. Dying of a broken heart may seem like a sentimental platitude, but it is a real thing. Acute stress, especially in the elderly, can very easily lead to sudden death. Even the American Heart Association agrees: it's called stress-induced cardiomyopathy, or colloquially, broken-heart syndrome.","she was already have strokes earlier this year, this really could have happened at any time" +I laugh everytime people say lee was overbuffed,clearly his shield buff was what made him stupidily strong +"Half in, half out.",I dont think you know what half is +Who is Your Demon: Aphromoo,Huhi even tilts his own teammates on azir +Minimum settings I should have to see enemies properly?,One thing I do is if I know I will be fighting in a city and all contacts will be within 400m I will turn down the view settings to 500m. +Our noses run but our feet smell,Speak for yourself. +TIL Chuck Berry was also on Sum 41's trip to the Congo,"Wow, that must have been big for Chuck" +We need tl;dr tl;dr,tl;dr tl;dr: Ppl leaving +"For me, a lot of it starts with the drafting/player development side to the mode. I think the majority of GM Mode fans enjoy being able to see a natural profession of thier team, especially in terms of prospects. Right now, EA has made it a crap shoot at best. Realistic player templates need to be implemented in the draft process, so players with logical skill sets are entering into the league (no 90 CHK and 72 BAL). Player roles and usage should also be playing a large role in the overall player development, where you have to balance the players natural skill set with the role you need them to fill on the team I think the ticket prices and such are a neat little bow on top, but in the end I see it as more examples of EA's tendency to throw out superfluous gimmicks as opposed to identifying core issues with the overall system.","What, you don't like half your roster having 99 body checking and 65 aggresiveness?" +I just gave my car the priesthood and ordained to the office of Elder. I remember a story of a missionary who did this to a fence and died on the spot. Nothing happened for me. I'm probably going to Hell though because my car is a girl.,Now it will expect your wife's car to do all the work. +What's HAES,Health At Every Size +"Trans friendly cities/unis I think I'm going to apply to uni this year and was wondering if anyone knows which places (aside from London and Brighton) are more LGBT friendly. I'm thinking of studying in maybe Portsmouth, anyone have any experience with it?","Norwich is good, and has 2 universities" +What about the 79 C-sections?,"Yeah, that's confusing and possibly insane." +See this is why I hate this subreddit.,You are the definition of a dumbass Where's my free karma +"I suppose white supremacists are cool in your book, too?",Not everyone had to be okay with someone being black. +r/babyelephantgifs,I am so glad that subreddit exists and is active +"Ojala siga esta tendencia con menos tirada de esas revistas X para que se pajeen los pibes de 13, menos trolas en la tele y el teatro, y que siga la tendencia hasta que las minas se pasen a las pelis porno porque da mas guita y tengamos una industria nacional de calidad.",Claramente tenemos los medios de produccion y la materia prima para hacer volar esa industria. +"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, **shall not be infringed.**",That's pretty ambiguous. +You know who I want for HC? Tom coughlin,AJ Smith +"Well... interestingly enough... 1. You lose AC bonus, FAst Movement and Flurry of blows when wearing armor. 2. Maneuver Master gives up flurry. 3. If you don't bother bumping wisdom, you don't care about the AC bonus. 2 Levels of Maneuver Master, and then go with another class, and bam, you've got a free maneuver every full attack, a crap ton of extra feats, and so on... I built a MM Monk/Lore Warden Fighter this way and it was absolutely amazing... Dex build no less, so I just wore a mithril chain shirt and took all the finesse/dex maneuver goodies and he was ridiculous. Gotta love tripping and getting 2 free AoO's every turn.",The maneuver master's extra maneuver counts as a flurry and doesn't work in armor. +If you don't think a role is fun stop queing up for it. if you don't think the game is fun stop playing.,"jeez man, and all people who are sad kill themselves because why not, life wont ever be good again" +"I like how everyone is saying that the KT(H) is OP, the T29 is equal to it, but its not OP. How does that work? Both have no place at 6.7 and that is a fact. Brits and Ussr still get stomped by any of those, but no - T29 is balanced comrade )))))))",Because it's only US vs GE +I'll give pink disco for ur pink disco that seems fair?,Any adds? +Are you a Liverpool fan?,Don't think so mate. +DelPiero SBC. Does completing the set give you only a loan Del piero? Or permanent?,Permanent. +"He said it as if he was asking something completely casual and innocent like grabbing a bite to eat or coffee. Excuse me good sir/ma'am, might I interest you in putting me in a casual sleeper hold?","But first he thanked OP for their service to our country, so like...OP owes him a sleeperhold." +All women are mentally ill because I won't bang this charmer,"Based on his strategy, I'm freaking shocked he can't get more than one woman to message him..." +"Means haveing a second account that in a lower rank when your main, so you play agains (and stump) people that are much lower rank then you","Ohhh, thank you very much!" +It seems you don't think depression is taken seriously anymore.,"It isn't where I live, unfortunately" +That girl is a real crowd pleaser.,I thought she was a real round pizza? +Durant talking to himself in the practice: They called me a coward. Putting in work.,Unrelated but man I love the sound of a basketball being bounced on the floor. +thanks we'll need it,Indeed. +Time to log off Facebook,Itt: elitist libcucks who think the world is *round* +Slaven Bilic: West Ham boss angry with Bob Bradley Swansea sacking,Those silly American journalists criticizing a league they don't understand! +"We are currently in the meta of don't fight, farm. The reason for this is everyone has a free escape from the beginning of the game through relics. If anything that would increase the skill gap because it forces you to be better at positioning and timing - no dude. there's nothing to say about this. it's just flatly incorrect. Having your massively strong relic for free at the beginning of the game allows for you to make mistakes and not pay with your life for them. You use your active and by the next time you make a similarly drastic mistake, your relic is back up. It slows the game because there is no point in fighting when your opponent is most likely going to be able to get out. It's not worth the risk. Furthermore, the long cooldowns at the beginning of the game with weak actives meant you had to be extremely careful with your actions. Later in the game, the shorter cooldowns forced you to keep track of them more and execute your abilities at the perfect time in order to win the fights - thus increasing the skillgap.",If you bring back actives you're also bringing back supports being even further behind in gold because of everyone insisting they buy tier 3 hog as early as possible. +"Look at his user name, as if he even watched back then. Lmao.",Because my username indicates the day I started watching football +Home made pizzas,More importantly--tell me about that pizza oven... +Just stop texting and driving: Editorial,But how else are we supposed to catch then all? +Just left my old job as the only woman in a kitchen full of men... I got this from a now-ex coworker right after my last day.,That's smooth. +Flight Attendants of Reddit: What do the passengers *not* know?,"general question, what happens if the flight crew doesn't do the safety briefing before departing?" +"Smoking Just an appeal to younger gay guys on this subreddit: Please, don't ever start smoking. I've been thinking about it in the wake of Carrie Fisher's death. She smoked heavily for years, and it's probably why her voice had become so gravelly, not to mention her heart problems. My best friend is ~50, about ten years older than I am, and he's already having blood pressure issues and other health problems. I have the sense that he's probably going to die from it in the next ten years. Another friend who smoked for years suffers from COPD. She eventually stopped only because she had to. My uncle died a nasty death from cancer from years of smoking. Don't make your friends and family watch you destroy your health.","Jesus, what even?" +"Donald Trump is, once again, taking credit for jobs he had no part in creating","Thanks, Donald!" +Still have to get the medals tho.,Though on exterm maps that's usually easier also because they have less side corridors. +Going 95mph with multiple huge ass tour buses is completely safe but if you are going 76 mph in a small car you better prepare your anus for that ticket. Logic,"Keep your opinion to yourself, citizen!!!" +happens to everybody. Don't play if it ruins it for you.,Great answer! +Any ideas on what I can do with this Pecan slab? other than cutting boards...,It would make a good bench. +I wonder if infants in infantry have as much fun as adults in adultery?,A baby with a rifle scares me. +Carey Price loses his cool again and attacks a cameraman,Wow... Just a classless move by one of the most classless players in the league +Is this lore?,"tito DICK, DICKman baby" +Your solution to the bubble This has come up in a couple of recent posts here and is clearly a hot topic in pharmacy. What is *your* proposed solution to the PharmD bubble that is being created by new schools opening and class size expansion? Is there an intervention that can be made aside from letting the market steer this to its eventual end?,"provider status, duh" +"Yes, let's undermine the big presentation of our new big partner just to get the information out two weeks early","Heck, when we're at it, might as well announce our vastly superior and more advanced tech that makes out partner's looks like something from the stone age." +Top notch customer support,Welp...At least it's temporary? +Fairy Mercy skin concept,Reminds me of Evangelyne from Wakfu +Kid gets dad a PS4 for christmas after saving up for months,"Lame, its not even the PS4 pro" +"In ubers on showdown someone called me a noob for using legendaries, I'm not really sure what they were expecting.","You should have obviously used Aegislash, Mega Gengar, and Metagross only, duh." +"So what's your suggestion? Let Trump win? Currently there no third choice. Sometimes you only get a bad choice and a worse choice, but that doesn't mean making no choice at all is better",No there are other choices. +what do you mean? they are the most.... ohhohoho I see what you did there! this is what they call sarcasm isn't it!,Absolutely. +His filler has a name yknow,i wasnt sure if wildturtle was staying for split yeesh +"Inform fucking Mo Salah This guy is an absolute gem. I got him untradeable in a two player pack ages ago and the amount of times he has saved my ass, or came off the bench and just changed the whole complex of the game. His left foot is immaculate, his dribbling and speed combined is Messi esque and I'm seriously considering converting to Islam just so I can worship this little Egyptian pharaoh. Fucking legend.",Inform him of what? +"Good call on the Ouija board, I agree.",Turn it into a smoothie and make them drink it. +Honest Card Info - Sparky,Broken English cringe +"Actually, my mom was the one who looked through the list of guys and met with them and decided if she was interested. My dad just went along with her because she was pretty I guess lmao And she rejected all the guys before because they were too short lmaooo (I know my mom is so... smh) And he had no job at that time...","So, your dad was OG Chad." +Nerf this.,JUSTICE RAINS FROM AAAHHHH--- +"He keeps saying this. He's helping to promote New Japan and Wrestle Kingdom. And people keep asking him. That said, people still ask Dave Mustaine questions about Metallica, so...","Hey, I think megadeth stole the four horsemen" +"Easy. Say you're MTF trans, and if they react negatively, walk away, and if they exclaim that they couldn't tell at all, boink away.","I mean, maybe they'll kill you, but at least they won't have slept with a trans person" +"TIL 2016 had also taken Dr Donald Henderson. He led the effort to eradicate smallpox, which killed 500 million in the 20th century alone.",but he didn't star in my favorite movie so why care +Flying Over Toronto,WHO THE FUCK IS DRIVING? +Big 12 teams can't play defense,maybe pac12 teams cant play offense +Dio using The World to grab something in the kitchen without missing his favourite soap opera,Diavolo using King Crimson to skip the ads. +Well I'm glad you harbor a viewpoint that no one else in the world has felt. You must have a pretty bleak outlook on life and I hope that you seek the help you need to correct that and you can start being more relatable with people who succeed in life.,Oh shit I dropped this. +What discontinued product do you miss?,Phones with headphone jacks. +"If you browsed r/all they were constantly in the top posts. 15k upvote to 200 comment ratios. Stupid bold fonts. Overuse of the word cuck. The whole no dissenting policy. The list goes on and on. It's that subs right to do as they please. Likewise it's anyone elses to hate it. For me the constant, in your face BS was annoying. Haven't thought about it till today and I'm great with that.",You're just afraid of different opinions! +Jews are successful because of nepotism not because they're better than everyone else.,Nobody said Jews were better than anyone else +"The ineptitude of the multiple bands of survivors found throughout the game. The hunters? They're apparently a tightly controlled group of rebels who took the firefly rebellion way too far. They're ruthless, cunning, thorough and patrol their QZ and surrounding areas in shifts. Despite this militaristic focus on the hunt for people and continued safety of their zone, they allow themselves to be slaughtered and evaded by a underequipped middle aged man and a 14 year old girl. Same goes for the actual military who still controls the Boston qz and of course the fireflies. The fireflies put up the biggest fight but even they are either evaded or murdered by a single man who carries a fraction of the firepower they have. Then there's the miraculous survival of Bill. This one is more of a gripe with Bill's mechanics as a companion. He's supposedly this insane survivalist living in a large section of the town, mostly all by himself. He's supposed to be so good at surviving against infected that he actually uses them as a form of defense. Yet he gets locked in grapples with infected more than anyone else. I can't understand how he has managed to survive as long as he has. And then there's the way the enemies fight. They are courteous enough to wait their turn to fight you. I've seen so many of them standing by, waiting for me to finish choking their friends before taking a swing. The thing I have the most trouble with is the very idea of a cure or vaccine in the first place. The problem is, how would they even deliver it? The fireflies don't really have a glowing reputation with what little government still exists and the rest of the population seems to have gone feral already and tends to try and murder outsiders on sight. The only way I could see it working would be to set up small, well guarded clinics around the country and have people come to them. But even then, what's going to stop a large group of feral hunters from raiding them? Like I said, it only took a man and teenage girl to kill/evade a hospital full of fireflies. Gasoline evaporates or goes bad after a while. Siphoning cars that have been sitting unused for two decades probably wouldn't work. Speaking of gasoline, where the hell does the military get the gas to drive around in those humvees? I'm sure there are no more drilling or refining operations. What keeps clickers from attacking runners? I get that runners don't attack clickers, bloaters or stalkers because they are visually different from humans. Clickers attack based on sound. How are they able to differentiate the sound of Joel's footsteps from the footsteps of a runner? They'll run towards the sound of a bottle, brick or molotov but not one of the noisiest enemies in the game? That's all I got.",You bet 'Murica won't let some apocalypse stand in a way of those sweet oil-wars in Middle-East! +"It would be cool if seasons were like in Diablo: -Hearthstone seasons are a bit short, I wouldn't mind if they were around 2 months long. -a bit of downtime between seasons (a few days, kinda like Tavern Brawl) -balance patch in that time when season is down (so you start new season with changes)","And after Season 7, they could totally stop caring!" +"no level 10 will be reaching 5k. 4.5k is already quite high, you can get into many global top 200 clans",Wow there is level9 at 5k +Why are you keeping women locked up in boxes?,Cause the cages are full +"I think it's an attention issue. NOBODY over the age of like 20 really gives a shit what clothes you may or may not like to wear. How masculine or feminine you are. You're a boy or a girl, and some people have diagnosed issues with that (and that's fine). But I think a lot of people are like oh nobody cares about me now that I'm GENDERFLUID everyone will care. Nope. Still don't give a fuck what's between your legs and what you wear to cover it up. Most adults probably don't give a shit either.",But I am a 43 year old apache helicopter stuck in the body of a 28 year old woman. +Is it the same warranty when you buy an open box item? Can you return it if something's wrong?,"The MicroCenter return period should be the same, the manufacturer warranty could be different depending on the manufacturer." +"Nope. When I looked it up, I couldn't even find any actual sceintific papers on whether black people even smoke more cannibis than any other group in Britain, let alone whether they give it to babies more often.",i'm no professor but i do believe that cannabis MAY have a different status in jamaican culture to british culture. +"Isn't it pretty obvious that Conte thinks there's weaknesses in Batshuayi's game that need to be worked on, and therefore won't loan him out because he needs to be working on those weaknesses with Chelsea's coaches?",Yeah that seems most likely but after half a season you'd expect him to get some playing time. +But then why did they win the elections? Were there local issues that took the forefront during the elections?,Refugees and free money for (almost) everyone. +"How many of you actually fit the definition of *proletariat*? The Wiki definition for ease of use: The proletariat is a term for the class of wage-earners, in a capitalist society, whose only possession of significant material value is their labor-power; a member of such a class is a proletarian. I could be a bit more clear on the capitalist distinction a la Adam Smith: Let's say you're part of the proletariat if you're also unemployed, a student, self-employed, you don't have regular employees, you don't earn your income primarily through financial assets (e.g. you're not living on stock dividends), or you don't earn your income by renting out owned property. I know some of you probably own some stock (so do some socialists), maybe you hire temps on occasion if you're self-employed, labor aristocracy, etc. I just don't want to blur the line too much. And follow-ups: 1. As members of the proletariat, why do you support capitalism despite not being capitalists? 2. How do you feel about the idea of false consciousness, that is, not recognizing oneself as proletariat (among other things)? 3. What is your long-term plan? Do you intend to keep working for wages for the rest of your life, retire and collect social security, save up enough resources in a financial independence scheme, try to become a capitalist, some combination of the above?","two capitalists have responded so far and their reasons for disliking socialism both boil down to the USSR was bad, this ought to be a good thread" +"As stupid as this looks like, This LJ Deck works!","No elite barbs, won't work." +Is this sub supposed to upvote this because it bashes Obama or because we agree with Putin now?,Are we supposed to downvote you for being an Obama-worshiper or for ridiculously accusing Conservatives of being Putin-worshipers? +What 130 of the Worst Shootings Say About Guns in America,"Hey, I know, let's all post asinine left-wing propaganda!" +"It means she took the training seriously. She also looks tense as fuck and has a year of ring rust. After eating a few shots from Nunes she might have Miesha Tate moment and decide actually she doesn't want to get hit in the face for a living any more. She's already talked about how this will be one of her last fights. It might not be for the money, but its not because she's serious about being champ again, she just doesn't want to go out on a loss. Getting the belt then retiring lets her save face. She'll be making enough money off this fight that she'll never have to work again even if she blew everything she made so far.",But Cruz told me ring rust isn't a thing.... +"Yes. As an ex-mormon, one of the biggest things that lead me to leave the church was this sick pedophile.",But he was the most important person for humanity next to Jesus Christ! +"that and people that copy pro decks, and well the pros are only useing these 4 decks so those are the only viable ones at top tiers",If it isn't in a tier 1 pro netdeck its a bad card l2p sheeple +What's a great movie with a male and female lead where these characters don't wind up together?,500 Days of Summer +It's a proven fact that players with clubs Est. before 2012 have a better connections. Proven fact.,ok so im only gonna play against em thank u ! +me_irl,Needs moar JPEG! +World's fastest -rising house prices in nz,Dat rock star economy! +"If I purchase a film legally, I have to sit through minutes of unskippable piracy warnings and FBI threats. I could avoid this minor punishment and get straight to the film if I chose to pirate it.",It is almost as if there is an untapped market for ad free media. +New Zealand Dethrones Singapore as Easiest Place to Do Business,100% Pure Tax Haven. +Because she wants you to buy this stuff from her. Not a terrible business model.,"Yeah, it seems real successful, never seen her posted anywhere." +"Ok. So, question for you. Why do women wear clothes like that. Does she **want** him to look?","She likes to see herself, it's just that" +"If there is ALREADY a tax-funded, busted, crappy-ass fence, WTF is the big deal about a WALL?!",Don't be obtuse a wall is racist. +Doesnt buff tunnel trogg :(,0/10 literally unplayable +So what's the argument that supports the idea that using a suppressor will make a firearm more lethal?,"Because you can't hear the bullet coming, duh." +"God, we're never getting rid of MAF, are we?","Yeah, time to turn out a two-time SCF champion, right?" +"This is an awesome post and I agree with the logic completely, but a pretty legit counterargument for women could be that whole 'giving birth' thing. That also seems pretty important. Idk. (Not trying to start a ton of controversy- it just popped into my mind while reading this)","women gave birth to hitler, and look how that turned out." +r/detroitlions Current top post.,Yes cause that is a very serious post. +"Yeah... YOU are SO above all that... right..... That must be why you have replied to every single thing I said, and mobilized your squad of buddies / fake accounts. I see through you, bud. You're a loser. You know it.","you hit the nail on the head, I'm a loser im so depressed you won, waahhh, wahhh, i can't stop crying now i can't believe you got the best of me!" +The enforcement only exists in Kelantan I think. There is hijab law there enforced by the local council. My visiting cousin from KL almost got fined when she went free hair to the market once.,"Oh yeah sometimes I forget that Kelantan is in Malaysia I guess on a federal level there's no enforced hijab law then, only by state." +Sjin/Lewis/Tom: Oh cool look! A new magical item that costs mana! Duncan: MINE,"No, it's okay, because Duncan is clearly building into magic damage with his shadow scale helmet." +Any Canadians have any luck on this one?,"Not me so far, none of the jackets are on sale." +"All of the new maps are mediocre to say the least, I'd rather spend time on the old maps I love.",I personally thought Gridlock was pretty great. +And meanwhile I'd like to think I'm fairly normal but don't get any matches..,Nice guys finish last +People are idiots that need to learn to think for themselves. This is why I think the right to vote should be taken away from some people.,That's what democracy is all about. +"What if it's like, 4 different sex toys? Like, idk, a vibrator cock ring dildo and why the fuck cant I think of one more sex toy another different dildo","* Nipple clamp * Fake pussy * Breast pump, the oversized kinky type that fits the whole boob in * Prostate massager * Anal hook * Gag, many varieties * Strap-on * Sybian, I deserves a call-out from other vibrators * Fucking machine, the one you stick a dildo on * Fuzzy handcuffs * Electric simulator * Sex swing * Whip/flogger At least some of these should qualify as sex toys." +Apparently it's more likely that 17 agencies are all lying to support a partisan agenda than is likely that a geopolitical rival known for its use of propaganda would use hacked information to help a stated fan of Putin into office.,"Yeah, it's well known that the CIA is full of liberal Obama lackeys." +"Harder to know when youre going to drop your shield: i dont see how.that movement has nothing to do with dropping shield... It gets boring: Yes, but too bad? That would be like saying it's boring as widow to stay perched and just scope in.. so im gonna grapple into the fight and melee ppl. You can do it, its just not a great idea. Avoiding firestrike: the only actual reason you should do this. And even then, if youre whole team is behind you just eat the hit to give your support more ult charge. Its not worth throwing off your dps if the enemy isnt pushing anyway",if a rein is standing still for a long time and then suddenly starts moving it's a huge indication that they are about drop shield or start a push. +"Doesn't work that easily, believe me (Source: step 3 sucks, I upcycle fandom things and it's not exactly a walk in teh park lol)",Yeah I probably should have thrown in an +not hard to make a new account. even if was unable completely to use ebay. there are thousands of marketplaces,Sounds like a great business plan. +I just dont understand bodyy in this situation. I just dont know where he fits in with this team. He's an okay role player but his performance was really only great when the rest of G2 was great. I am fairly confused why he would be the one to get the spot over Smithz or Scream because imo Smithz is a better role player (despite the shit we give him + he did very well individually towards the last couple tourneys in 2016) and we all know what scream does in a team so,"You have to remember it's not always about who's a little better than the other, bodyy still can develop his skills, they probably are all friends and will feel good together, that's important too." +Speak for yourself.,I am all Ken M on this blessed day +Dark knigh ?,racist +"Except they didn't release everything on both parties. Selectively releasing information is the same as lying. Plus, it should bother you that the Russians may have something Yuuuggee on trump. The fact that they may compromise should bother you beyond Hilary Clinton and the dnc.",I'm sure Democrats would be appalled if the RNC emails detailing corruption and nasty statements were revealed. +"I mean, we actually voted Hillary, but electoral college BS happened.",I was actually referring to Russia. +There aren't anti-Mormon news agencies that I'm aware of.,All of them besides Deseret News. +is this what happens when ballora and toy chica are fused,No its what happens when Toy Chica gets jealous of Ballora and shoves beach balls down her suit +Female Shadow Bonnie,You mean Blackrabbit +Like a boss,"Obviously, that's Adam Sandburg" +"That's true, you got some talent. Denver fan here so might not be the right person to talk trash lmao",Lakers team is real spooky this year! +Cat.,Cat. +"In Trump's defense, he raised some cogent points in the debates that I think conclusively prove he isn't some Russian puppet. You be the judge.",But why did they only bring up the hacking after Donnie won? +cyyykaaa^a^a^a^a^a^a,ENEMY KILL ASSIST: ~~Teamkilling **INTENSIFIES**~~ +"I love the moon , there is some kind of peculiar atmosphere.",The moon has no atmosphere though. +"Forget Brady, if Deebo can play linebacker at the age of 39, he's the real ageless wonder.","Yea, Brady can't even play 16 games!" +*descent,"No, the Lebanese part of me dissents from the American part" +Fuck Capitalism (and your font choice),American corporate/academic culture is great because you have so many ways to express yourself like for instance size 12 Times New Roman and size 11 Calibri or even the choice between black and navy blue! +For my cake day I give you my buddies Durango transfer case. It didn't like having a loose chain at 79mph,J-B Weld it and call it good. +"Yes, Trump has Jewish family and many close friends and associates that are Jewish. This sort of stuff doesn't registers with Donald Trump, he's all business.","However, despite his Jewish family, he is still the reincarnation of Hitler." +Did folks know about DNA back then?,"No, they weren't doing DNA testing then, but the cops might have saved semen samples anyway because you can use it to determine blood type." +"If not, it's now your duty to make it since pointing it out. Reddit law.","If he refuses, we are to immediately target his karma." +And tomorrow the Tranzit remake will be cancelled ;_;,Oh god no +"That board is so fluffy :) With modulation, putting it in front or behind of drive pedals is a personal choice, listen to how you want the effect to be overdriven. The typical place is later on in the chain, after drive but before delays. Mix it up until you're happy though, everyone has their own thing",Haha yeah it's about time to get a board +Lovely Francis Drake art drawn by lack,"There is just so much to love about Drake, and lack really did a good job with showing off her cconfidence!" +Probably not popular for males. This is my girlfriend's game. I just dumped it because we wanted to contribute what games we owned that we hadn't seen dumped/uploaded yet. I've never played it myself.,cool - thanks for the upload! +As a UPS driver Customer: what's in the package? Me: no idea you ordered it,An embarrassing snapshot of SpongeBob at the Christmas party! +It is impossible to truthfully boast that you're humble.,Unless your name is Conner4real that is. +"Wow, you are so butthurt. Also, calling old and tired jokes out with a sarcastic wow you are so clever and original is *so* clever and original.",Wow you're so clever and original +"New stuff to buy. And nothing else, I think.",That clarifys it so much +That's anti-semitic,Ashkenazis are anti semitic +No wonder it doesn't power on...,Can't you just flatten it back out? +"You can make one rule change in 2017 - what is it? For me, I'd probably go for swapping DRS with a push to pass system that can only be used X number of times. Apparently these cars are going to be difficult to overtake next year, and if that is true, then its likely we're going to see even more dependency on DRS. I don't know about you, but I'd rather see a Trulli train that results in a driver having to make a ballsy move in a corner, rather than just breezing through on the straight. What about you?",Winning driver gets added weight in their car next year. +"If you guys won the popular vote, I might have agreed with you.",I'm pretty certain he's +"Your not that guy it's her name. You don't call him Cyclop. Scott has more crazy murdering family members than most if you include Jean and all her variations. There is Vulcan his brother, you can include Jean Grey and all the Phoenix versions of her, then Madeline Pryor the Goblin Queen who he married. You can then include Stryfe the clone of his son Cable. Hecks even Cable has a pretty good murderous body count. Rachel Grey is from an alternate future but she was used to hunt down and kill lots of mutants. Pot calling the kettle what Scott?",Don't wanna be that guy but *You're* +He actually did it. The absolute madman.,inb4 Gigguk reveals to actually be in Australia and the new year was already up +The saddest part is most people will still buy it anyways. Not a lot of people research before buying things. Brand loyalty is one hell of a drug,They will research it And they will see the emoticon bar and how amazing and time saving it will be and buy it then After all what's more to research about a computer? +Or more employees.,or different employees that need th job more and don't whine so much... +Most advanced car cassette player ever made (1988),I can tell it is advanced as it doesn't have a headphone jack. +"Right now I'm crafting gold amulets in al khraid. It's decent exp and I even profit from it. Not sure how much exp your dragon hides are though. 20/40k exp/gold per hour respectively, and I'm playing other games while doing it. When I was paying full attention to the game I was able to double those rates though.","Doing them in edgeville would probably be a bit faster, as bank and furnace are closer" +"I will try your suggested tweaks to see if they are compatible with iOS 10.1.1 Yes, you read it right. Are you afraid of downloading incompatible tweaks? Well... you're lucky, because I will do it for you and tell you if the tweak is compatible or not. You read it right, I will put my iPhone to risk to save your ass. Go ahead and suggest tweaks.",cloaky? +Which card should I replace Princess with? Golem and Zap have to stay.,It's like you're asking to lose lol +New Year's Resolution: Call out Mormons on all their hypocritical BS,"This isn't an Islamic country, it's a Christian one." +"Hi, I am alone tonight and I am sad.",Sorry man... :( r/wholesomememes +The whole thing is crazy but why don't men get straws?,"Because there's no way to look manly while drinking from a straw, and all men care about that shit." +Remember when Republicans went ape shit when Obama played golf?,"He's not president yet, so it's okay." +I'm American and I don't give a shit.,That's the spirit +Great work! deltaSquee should take her place on the mod team. The first female emdrive mod in the world! Very progressive :-),"gee, what an honour" +"Both sides of the cable are exactly the same, there is no A or B side anymore","I thought that was the same with lightning and had been for what 4 years now, or maybe I just imagined that and it doesn't work the other way around" +"You guys have helped Corsair ship over 10 million Power Supplies. As thank you, we're giving a limited edition RM1000i away for free! (details in comments)",awesome giveaway +What's your favorite inside joke on Reddit?,My new favorite is Randolph the deaf reindeer. +Vin Scully's final farewell monologue,Class act +"If you're seriously arguing that clans basically have no chance of dying, you're being a bit ridiculous.",During the season and after the tourney you see videos literally every day of clans killing other clans. +"No, like, his english was really good LAST YEAR, I'm not sure how good it is now, but surely it has improved? Also I don't see any other adc's that are on Pray's lvl that would be worth picking up for slightly better english",Import roles are Mid and Top though we can't break the NA system LEL +Didn't you hear? It only matters if the rural battleground states want it to be legal.,"Oh, but the electoral college would put too much power into the hands of too few people" +Santa asking what a deaf girl wants for Christmas in sign-language,That's adorable. +"Rener and Ryron Gracie giving out Blue Belts for learning from video and sending a video of you doing the moves. I think Rickson heard about it and threatened to kick their ass if they keep doing it. They then call it a technical Blue Belt. Still controversial but if you understand what they are trying to do, it makes a little more sense.",But....but Helio learned/created bjj by only watching his brother teach. +dragon as a pet/companion gonna be too op,"Just imagine an archer riding a dragon, piercing everything below with arrows as the dragon breathes fire igniting the arrows." +A familiar dog appears in Rick and Morty,"Sorry, that page doesn't exist!" +So he was 20 and she was 14 when they started dating? I wonder why her parents don't like him?!,"Because he's Mexican, like he said." +Lol ok atleast you're being honest.,"Oh, honey." +"Third quarter shooting percentages by player. Zach has literally been the only silver lining this season, for me. Player First half 3rdQuarter Andrew Wiggins: 47.4 % 30.6% KAT: 53.3% 40% Zach LaVine: 50.4% 50% Gorgui Dieng: 64% 38% Ricky Rubio: 36.6% 38.9% Kris Dunn: 44.1% 29.4% Nemanja Bjelica: 48.7% 18.8% Shabazz: 41.4% 28.6% Cole Aldrich: 52.6% 50% Tyus Jones: 38.5% 0%",Wow Tyus sucks! +Yup and now that Comcast put a cap on my internet (which counts by using upload and download amounts...) I'm now definitely never going to use PSNow.,But everyone in those digital vs physical threads and the threads about the lack of 4K Blu-ray on the Pro keep telling me streaming is the future and to get over it +"*Never ever* try to catch your firearm if you drop it, you can catch the trigger and have an ND. It seems weird but just let it hit the ground, it won't go off if it's modern.",But my plastic gun will break. +How to get the girl. Step one: be an asshole,I had no idea women worked this way +That will solve New York's problems.,Cuomo will solve all of New York's problems. +Fuck you buddy! I can support quartering soldiers in peoples' homes all I want!,"That's the third amendment, you immigrant." +"This is why people should change their locks when previous owners leave. The FU was accidental, but let's say he had malicious intent *and* a key to the house... change your locks people.","Last week I accidentally went to my old house, but I work as a locksmith and pick the door to my own house every day." +11 year old cancer patient's last moments of life,All part of god's great plan. +WhyAreYouAlwaysSoAngry?,BecauseTypingOutWordsShowsEmotions +100 before point unlock,I give it a ten! +It's not like I wanted you to notice me! t-t-trump!,It's the make up after the break up. +look at zenrot's twitter.,*I shall never go to the forsaken place* +That I haven't. Any good?,"Cheaper than folgers, and better." +"It's a supposed view of the current hurricane, from the ISS. So, if the ISS doesn't exist am I to believe this is CGI?",Clearly just taken from a high altitude plane with a fisheye lens. +Ah. I saw that speed indicator and thought it's a Xiaomi. Looks neat.,Datameter tweak hai +Find your seat. Sit down. Watch wrestling. Cheer.,Don't forget the beer. +If Stranger Things was set in the Philippines,Mga mas kakaibang bagay +DMER,DMES +*Teenagers doing reckless things ftfy,No that's victim blaming. +That's what Reddit is for isn't it? Creating posts to complain about posts? I'm internetting right damnit!!!,Hilarious. +Aha... Yeah I hate that show :-( no wonder I didn't know it.,Out of curiosity.. how many episodes have you watched and were they in English (original sound)? +Who was the first champion you played?,I played drogoz after watching the video of cr1tikal playing as him. +"I'm sure you're just trolling.. so , I won't respond anymore :)",Nope +"You're not wrong, but YouTube comments have always been shit",I agree. +Holy fuck if it's 022 again I'm gonna be excited. ^^^^^INB4 ^^^^^Future ^^^^^Bass ^^^^^master ^^^^^race ^^^^^on ^^^^^029,instead of future bass it's gonna be an RnB takeover +"It's partially that they think they are so good they can change someone, and also they fetishize lesbians, and are probably looking for an easy 3way",Because lesbian means hot girl who makes out with another hot girl for the benefit of a dude +Please define what assault weapons and assault rifles are.,They are weapon you can use to assault people! +how to unlock 'EVERYTHING' in the BF1 BETA,Not sure if you are serious or should this post be finished with +Even for the_donald that seems like he is over the top kind of asshole. You don't call the guy over just for him to answer and then immediately ban him.,you do if you're a complete slimebag +"If he'd offer that in rural Missouri, I'd sign up. That's roughly 10% of the rate I'm paying.","But everybody in America has money, and they buy shit 24/7." +It was mostly tongue in cheek/click bait (it worked. Op is also a scumbag.) I was startled by the number of white people on the box and that it lacked the obligatory token minority representation. Then I saw the Japanese kid.,There are a couple boys that look like they could be Indian... +"Week 3 biggest FBS upsets according to the Vegas spread Akron +17.5 over Marshall 65-38 North Dakota St. +14.5 over Iowa 23-21 Troy +11.5 over Southern Miss 37-31 Cal +7.5 over Texas 50-43 Michigan St. +7.5 over Notre Dame 36-28 Texas A&M +4 over Auburn 29-16 and that's pretty much it for this week Louisville was a 3.5 dog to FSU when the lines opened, but by game time was a 2 point favorite.",I'm surprised ASU isn't on this list. +Chambers is not anywhere near better than either of them.,"He is also on loan, so I don't understand why we're talking about him" +Van mij mogen ze erg zwaar straffen op het vliegen in verboden gebied.. Ik zou het toch niet mee willen maken dat ik zo'n drone in mijn parachute krijg onder de 1000 voet..,Pff moet je maar niet gaan parachuteren waar ik aan het vliegen ben! +"Nah, I'd better spend this one hour sleeping/eating/partying/playing other games. 24 hours is too short to spend 1/5 of them in one game. P.S. One hour in good restaurant cost much more than 1$, and it's money well spent!)","Pfft pleb, you clearly don't have the skill to spend your free time in playing pokemon go; therefore, I'm better than you" +Biggest question is does USC go up if Alabama does not cover the spread,This is the more likely scenario of the two posed (including OP's title) +Really? Because I haven't gotten a raise in 4 years and my insurance premium is over double the price it was before Obamacare.,RACIST! +"CPSIA updates for Samus, Pit, MegaMan, Sonic , robin and GOLD MARIO!",NOO NOT MY UNICORN TIERS +His name is Jacob Eason. His name is Jacob Eason. His name is Jacob Eason. His name is Jacob Eason. His name is Jacob Eason.,"After death in Season Mayhem, our players have a name." +It's time to buy a new pc and I get the shits from everyone in my family for spending that much in a computer.,The human eye can't see the worth of pc gaming anyways +Because fuck us we don't like video games anyway.,"Those post-war reparations, eh?" +"The 6S. Comfortable, efficient, adjustable, solid steel, and made in the USA. I don't know that I'll ever feel a need to go to another DE razor.",Definitely looking like its going to be my end-game razor at this point +You may have just invented a new body mod. Rifling in your gun,DIY with a drill and a small bit. +Isn't $12 an hour better than $7 an hour? What am i missing?,"If it's not $15 it is literally not good enough, fuck those people, they can rot at $7 until we get EXACTLY what Bernie wanted!" +Trumping Trump,So Trump plagiarized this guy? +And if I remember correctly not a single one has combat experience/ command.,"Maybe not, but they all have fat new checks courtesy of the Trump Foundation." +"What's a good place to eat for my 15 year old brothers birthday? We were thinking maybe Corvette Diner or Slaters 50/50. He's a big fan of steak,burgers,sushi, etc. do you guys know anything better?",Can't think of the name but I'd take him to that Irish version of Hooters that is in Mission Valley. +God is an *accomplice*.,God's not real. +Ready For Fall,what cw is that +click the arrow by your character emblem,Does that work with greens though? +"I wanted to buy a gaming PC not too long ago, and was willing to spend $1,500. I've never owned one before, so I was pretty stoked on the idea. My wife wanted a new laptop, and I needed one for work, so we just decided to get one. $1,000 later and I've got a laptop that can only play some games on med/low settings. :(",Why I'll never get married +Check out my new MA Legal AR!,Downvoted because no carry handle +"Former Trump Hispanic adviser Jacob Monty, who resigned last night after the speech, says it's now clear Trump doesn't want to win, campaign just a media play.",You mean Trump is doing something for attention? +Trump goes on unhinged 3am twitter rant,Well if Trump says it it has to be true. +Donald Trump Jr.: Becoming President Would Be 'A Step Down' For My Father,"Poor babies, the Trumps lost at something." +"Hacker known as Guccifer gets 4 years in prison for exposing Hillary's private server, but Hillary is still able to run for President?",yeah great justice +This joke is bound to stirrup some trouble.,How could you even say that +"Blah, You make me wanna go buy it","It's a good game, though if you are looking for a rpg experience best to get 3 as 4 kinda stripped a lot of then out." +"NFO is superior by a long shot in terms of.. well, everything.",Paid for by NFO? +Every safe sold in the US should be required to have a lock that allows government employees access to the contents. Anyone who put forward such a policy would be laughed right out of the capitol building. Yet somehow policy like this is taken seriously when applied to software. It boggles the mind.,"But we can physically open any safe if we want in, we can't do that with software." +3-0 h2k could happen but either way it won't be a stomp,"Nah izi stomp, ssg just gets outclassed, trust me :D" +Yeah but he said he cut out beer and tightened his diet up to help him get lighter so the weight cut would be as rough and make things post IV easier. People seem to only remember the beer part though.,Hey man don't let logic get in the way of a good meme. +The McGregor Effect,"Wow until you showed me that graph I was thinking Jeremy Stephens was way more popular, thanks for the useful post" +or you could just eat something else?,Don't be so extreme +Valhalla is back online with Legion patch in a few hours!,That's gonna be working so great! +Chelsea Clinton: Marijuana Can Kill,"It's ok, she was just being sarcastic." +"To be fair, in Kalista's current state, having a fed Sona in your team might actually be preferable.",The only way to play Kalista now is to get 40%cdr for ults and Frozen Mallet so you can try to peel for champions on your team that haven't been gutted. +'Make Mexico Great Again Also': The newest Trump hat,Wonder where the hat is made? +Pretty sure they said the Bears have Hingel McCringleberry starting at CB tonight,Yes and hardunkachud +"Honest opinion? Woman in jeopardy, woman needs to be found, man acting because he lost a woman. These are some bad and over used tropes. And the fact that your damsel is a red lipped blond in a flowy dress like some Disney Princess makes the unoriginality stand out even more. Otherwise it's decent looking and the acting is better than most and I like that there's no ship battles or explosions. You just need a better script.","Wow, bet you are fun at parties too..." +"I hate to tell you guys, but in Britain, **all** of the ISPs suck. All of them, despite what they say, can't always be consistent in every area. In the best case scenario, VM is the best, with the average highest speeds. The best he can do is, *recoil*, upgrade (which is really expensive.",thanks Brexit +Worst ps4 game award of 2016 so far goes too?,Bloodborne +"Until the kids start screaming. We're glad we went, but the kids would like it better if they were taller than the deer or are being held.",Tell your kids to stop being pussies. +FBI will re-open investigation into Hillary Clinton's email server,"Oh, feds...YOU DID IT AGAIN!" +Short-haired Blake (hiwonoafu on Tumblr),But i thought faunus only had one animal trait! +Sooo proud of this Quebec organization Nottttt,"If there's one thing i *really* enjoy my tax dollars paying for, it's a language police." +I live in one of the most conservative parts of New York. We've had one Democrat congressmen in 130 years. He won't even win here.,He dropped the +Legit looks like sakuraba though,Racist. +A good Revalations easter egg song *This is an opinion* I got 3 songs I rhink would be good easter egg songs for Revalations Linkin Park In The End Zach Hemseys End of An Era I know that couldn't use this last one but An end...once and for all from Mass Effect 3's ending What other songs do youbthink would be good?,I'm on Der Riese seems very fitting in my opinion +Had a CAD engineer one time complaining that his workstation was slow. Turns out he had 5 instances of Catia running. SMFH.,Hey you need those so that you can keep working while the other catia sessions are frozen +Basically ready for Greenlight.,And people would still preorder that. +"Oh, I see. Yeah, it is Play of the Match, I just didn't distinguish the two. Sorry!","It's cool, no worries." +I thought they asked surrogates to stay off air?,"Well if they did, Scottie didn't get the memo." +has anyone tried sleeping with 9 different hookers in a in-game week?,No no-one tried that we all just totally missed that line... Good eye +These rich chemical companies are selling their high profit product to government officials worldwide... I wonder if these officials getting kickbacks in some form or another hmmm,This does not happen in America. +"He could synergize with other droids... like his basic would be an assist attack the makes the called droid make like 300% damage, half for non-droid.",Hahaha so IG bros criting for 50k? +Are they actually planning on doing that?,Attempting too for next year. +Trump: Press 'refusing to report' I'm winning,Because you're not. +What was he fishing for in the mountains?,A good story +Championship?,on friday :) +Offense needs to fucking step the fuck up,Yeah cause the defense has been great +yeah they might end up like FNC in S5 or G2 in S6 winning all splits. .......,Or they might end up having the Same problems they had this year. +"I just hope they don't drag their feet with developing the plot from here to the mid-break. Yeah, we'll get some of Carol and Morgan, but I could see the show slowing down the next 7 episodes","Yeah, assuming they're trying to hold All Out War off till season 8, this is probably gonna be a slower boring season" +I love how fucking retarded your comment makes you look.,Found the baby boomer. +Who in Hell thought that was a 'good idea'?,Someone who enjoys scaring people at halloween time? +A new way to travel around Fresno lets passengers enjoy a drink on the go,This looks like an incredibly stupid idea meant for extremely unbearable people. +"posta, ahora me hidrato sino despues la paso mal","Ganaste el upvote, podes irte a dormir tranquilo" +Both the NSA and this guy are acting illegally.,But the NSA only protects is from nasty terrorists. +"F: Crosby, Tavares, Benn, Kane, Ovi, Kopitar, Bergeron, Toews D: Doughty, Karlsson G: Price","You're at least over the cap by $40 million with all those guys, AND you haven't even made a complete roster" +LOL hextech crafting is garbage First i get a skin i already own then i get a champion. Riot is pretty trash if you ask me.,"Whoa Riot gives a free way to get skins and champions without having to buy rp, theyre such a garbage company" +Why do you think she gets so mad when Bandit destroys one on accident?,"Yeah, well, maybe now she won't be tossing these $0.5k puppies on walls that need to be carbatterytazer'd." +This thread is hilarious; apparently the country is going down the shitter because young people don't want to ban the burqa. The right-wing sure love their doomsday peddling. Feckless reactionaries everywhere.,If you don't support a ban you're clearly a traitor +"Isn't that maplestreet? I think this was intentional, since aphromoo would only fist bump for the longest time (still don't know why), and maybe maple was teasing him? This came up on /cringe years ago, and I faintly remember this as one of the explanations.","I think it was because his hands get really sweaty so he prefers to fist bump, so no one has to shake his sweaty hand." +I am really getting bothered by this and I really want sex.,It will happen just relax. +"Britishers of Reddit, what to avoid while traveling to your motherland?",Stay away from the chavs. +They were the last team to have any member evicted.,Glenn wasn't evicted though +He made a son and killed him so logic doesn't run rampant in his work.,It's all part of the greater plan. +"There was never an argument made by the Administration that Iraq had nuclear weapons. They argued that Iraq had a nuclear weapons *program*. Iraq did have a nuclear weapons program in the 90s, which they promised to stop. But the Iraqi government either refused to cooperate or actively hid WMD information from UN inspectors. The refusal of Iraq to cooperate with UN and IAEA inspectors was a big part of the reason for the Iraq war. Then-president Clinton had what he believed to be good evidence and ordered bombed a factory suspected of producing nerve agents for al-Qaeda in 1998.","That is all true, thanks for the clarification." +"Speaking of Scarra, never forget his first handshake as a coach in the LCS",Scarra the noob coach +The motly I am not a big fan and the rest of the day before I leave for work and the rest of the day before I leave for work and the rest of the day before I leave for work. The theme is I work.... a lot...,Hahah this is gold +The American had the 1st set tie breaker nearly won if he didn't cancel a challenge. Strange move.,"Its obvious he was paid to let jmdp win, he almost fucks up with that challenge" +The belt has been a prop since always... they all have.,You didn't see Kevin Owens get a shoot win for the title on Monday apparently. +Merciless nine year old destroys school,"your boyfriend was (is, probably) an asshole." +Literally unpliable,Ritarari Anpureiaburu +Is the no kidnapping a steadfast rule or just a general guideline?,I think it's a steadfast rule unless you have a burlap sack to put her in +Not for everyone though... I have found that child sizes smash your boobs in and sit all weirdly on your chest.,That's because you're a big booty ho. +Weird Looks,It means they're looking in your direction and you happen to notice them. +How to cure the mental illness that is homosexuality,DAE all gay guys are feminine? +Fortune cookie: change and a big move is coming to you soon. GO AND LIVE IN THE UK. kthanx,"No, no, we voted to make the immigrants *leave*!" +Skinning Demichelis to win the Derby. <3,Pretty sure Rashford was the nail in the coffin of Demichelis' career. +KAEPERNICK BOOED LOUDLY after Sitting During Anthem on Military Night,So brave. +I still feel bad about those guys...,This is retarded even my small country has their own chat +"When Does TF2 Takes Place I don't know when does tf2 because of the style on the game and weapons, it doesn't really look like it takes place from the 1800's or the 2000's",Late 60's You can tell because of the laser guns and robot invasions +Been in a gym in Russia for 2 weeks now and like 5% of people use a towel. It is fucking disgusting. Is this normal? Every bench and every machine full of sweat. They don't even bother to clean up after themselves,they don't need towels because the wicking materials on their track suits soaks it all up +"Best Study Place that is Very Moist and Not Too Hot? For a lot of places in Berkeley, it gets really hot and stuffy sometimes, even indoors. For example at Mofitt and Main Stacks, sometimes it gets really dry and stuffy. I think they have heaters turned onto like 80F. It doesn't help that I have dry skin. And Soda is just too dirty and noisy, with so many people coming in and out. So where can I study indoors that is moist and not too hot?",Get a humidifier +Dude just stop please. Giving us all a bad name. This sub already hates us.,Exactly why I don't give a fuck. +That Pok3r needs some customized keycaps. The stock won't do.,"I just recently bought that, for now they'll do" +This is what it takes to become a Pro Gamer,"Seriously though, the NYCPD will GLADLY give that guy a fine for having bags in the aisle, having legs up on the seat, AND taking up an extra seat with his sweet setup he's got there." +I don't know why but there's something keeping me back from calling this meta.,Probably because it originated from a Trump. +Eminem. Upvote so when people search for eminem this pops up,Dem tittays +yeah well you just sound like a cunt,Thanks being called a cunt gives my life purpose +I guess I just didn't really understand the gnar ban,"When Imt banned Cassio , it was pretty obvious they will pick vlad so just ban it ?" +"Very true. With an appropriate application of Nutella, it tastes great! (approx mixture should be 80:20 nutella to quinoa.)",What about in a chocolate bar? +What are you talking about? We still confine the Jews to certain areas in NYC.,Oh yea totally the same thing +"Seeing as how it comes on at the unholy abomination of 5:20AM local time, I'll probably have a cup of coffee and a bowl of cereal at halftime.",Breakfast of champions. +"Two things: Madagascar has two ethnic groupings, one from East Africa and one from Borneo. And where do you think the austronesians originally came from? As much as I enjoy /pol, this fails even a cursory glimpse at reality.",NASA? +Your brain performs better when it's cold outside,"The brain is like a server, gotta keep that shit cool" +"Yeah actually, you are adding to the pile if you think nobody else but you has noticed the reposts. Special snowflake syndrome, much? Use the report button like a grownup.",...I thought I told you to piss off. +"You can hold me to this, salvage and that fucking Weapon Rarity shit is gonna ruin the game haha, it's Supply Drops 3.0","But it's got a new name, it's totally different!" +We only know about it because Anonymous hacked Stratfor. Also cybersecurity experts identified the Stuxnet code for its unique and very efficient coding through other malware that their creators reverse engineered Stuxnet to create. Stuxnet stood out in a extraordinary way that wasn't seen with other malware.,Thank Jeremy Hammond. +"Same quote at the end as yesterday. This isn't just bad memory, you're doing this on purpose.",same episode number too ;D +"I agree, it looks like shit, but graphics don't make a game.",Textures does. +#**IT'S A LOVE FEST EVERYBODY**,"I don't know about you, but I would love a Everybody Loves Trump show." +If,"sorry, IF this comes out.." +"When are we getting a colorblind mode option? While it's fun to see some streamers misplay because they can't differentiate yellow and green and play conditional cards without them being active, I still think this should be an option.",Upvoted for visibility +"Consoles suck, so how many of you guys use Wireless Receivers? So just before the steam summer sale began I purchased NBA 2K16, well worth the price tag of $20, however, one thing that I couldn't do was play local co-op. So I decided to look at wireless gaming receivers online so I can hook up my old Xbox 360 controllers to my PC. However, most reviews were in the middle of the road, so I thought I'd come to you glorious fella's and ask which ones do you guys use and your thoughts on purchasing one?",Why go wireless when wired is the real master race +"Alternative to Zend Server? Hi, so Zend Server is no longer free and my company doesn't want to pay for it (don't ask why). The reason we used Zend Server is because the systems we were installing this are very locked down meaning we can't really install extensions via pecl or pear. We didn't need to do this with Zend Server because all of the extensions we required came prepackaged. My question: Is there a way to create a self-contained PHP environment with the extensions I want in a way that I can then deploy it to these servers? Much in the way Zend Server works. I am not too familiar with docker or vagrant but is this something they do? FYI: I am attempting this on a Linux environment (RHEL 7). Thanks","Compile PHP yourself, with all the extensions compiled statically into it?" +"The video wasn't about what Palestine means. It was about what Palestinians think it means, which is a useless question. If you want to make a video explaining what it means then that is better.","Oh man, aren't you sour." +"Lol what consequences? Everyone is equal under the law in Canada and America at least. That's all we can hope for. What do you want? More free shit? Life isn't fair. Not everyone gets an equal start, and I don't live in a gated community. I come from a village where people live off of far less than natives in Canada get from social assistance for example. How can I get access to the same kind of self pity you have?",the personal attacks don't stop with you.. you must have a lot of friends +"I agree that there's never an acceptable excuse for violating someone's body. Rape is despicable, as are rapists. Granting that, I think it's valid to ask whether certain behaviors put people at a higher risk of being raped. What are your thoughts? Could violating the Honor Code put one at a higher risk of being raped? Are there *any* behaviors that could increase the risk of rape?","Going to a party and getting drunk or showing more skin does not turn on a rape switch in people's minds, if someone is going to commit a crime they will do it regardless of person, time, situation, laws or even rules set in place by a religious university." +He called me salty and Fucking Pathetic and then said People are human too.,Lol wut +Give Mike Pence the right to hunt trans people for sport?,"Sure, we will make special reservations for that purpose." +Jet fuel can't melt launch towers.,apparently steel trusses are flimsy +On this screenshot (offical PokeGO site) announcing buddy system we see 2 Tentcool in nearby tab. Overlook on Niantic's side or the old tracker system coming back?,"this is fake, no way an eggecute can hold a gym" +"That's how I saw Freddy Got Fingered, I bought it off of someone who illegally burned it for me. I was disappointed when I found out it was the one with Tom Green.",I prefer the one with Bob Barker +Did you ask your advisor this question?,Yea she said it's optional +Unions are bad. You do not need to convince me with more evidence.,Voluntary association and 'voting with your dollars' are bad? +Custom Game Browser CONFIRMED for both PC AND Xbox,"It will though, it's 343i" +Garda investigation after hurler (13) hospitalised in 'assault by adult male who ran onto pitch',"christ, hopefully the ambulance was purely precautionary" +This can't be serious,"I'm sorry, I dont know much about supreme" +"I like it because I have 100% control of exactly what I want to say, and I can edit it before I post it. It's easier to say something dumb or misspeak irl.","Yeah, online it's perfectly acceptable to pause for like a minute before responding, whereas in real life that's kinda weird." +A productive evening in Atlas of Worlds,"huh, didn't know they still bundled that game..." +More 'iPhone 7' Packing Shows Bundled 'AirPods',Now why wouldn't they call them AirBuds? +"Nothing against them, but it seems like a waste of taxpayer money to me...","Yeah, that filter over the bulb must be fucking pricey!" +I hope they realise the cost of a bad league launch and maybe understand that preventing costs way less than fixing!,Yeah because thats how programming works. +Shadow man final boss?,Shadow man is freeza haha 1st form is the old guy 2nd is the one at the end of the trailer and third is this one +Go back and read posts from r/politics about the primaries. They would sound a lot like Trump tonight. I don't support Trump but I think it's really fucking hypocritical of a lot of people here who are acting so outraged about not accepting election results at face value.,"if it is as close as the bernie election, with as much of the substantiated issues, then absolutely go for a recount." +German interior minister floats idea of returning migrants to Greece,I thought germany could take it? +"Even if you do die with them, you still got them and have bragging rights about getting them.",Hey guys... look at me I died with my jugg. +"I like how brad picked them best angle and lighting for his pic,but left arnold with a shitty side pose,arnolds still there best mane",Yeah but brad is natty +"Act III onward is all Swarm, and Act III alone is longer than I and II combined. You'll get your monster-killing fix. I didn't mind the DeeBees though. The variety was welcome.","There is a small bit of DeeBees afterwards, but 97% swarm afterwards." +Right? Loving all the people making up bullshit who clearly haven't played the game.,God... a cash grab on an expansion that literally is almost a game in itself... SUCH A CASH GRAB +"This is why I get a private suite at my range no matter what. I absolutely love going to the range, but it also scares the absolute shit out of me. The lack of awareness of people there, and the potential for some crazy fucker to just turn and shoot me, is horrifying. Private lane = 8 of concrete between us, and a bulletproof door with a lock on it. Also they don't allow rifles in the public lanes.","But, wouldnt it be better if everyone who could legally carry a gun would?" +i don't have one sadly :( but i can breed you a dratini or magikarp lol,"lol no problem, I just put a random pidgey I caught on gts and someone sent me one." +"I think we need to stick around after the election on r/The_Donald so we can be a beacon of hope for those looking for facts. I really would like to shitpost and meme all day long to MAGA, but stuff like this, the leaked emails, videos, and AP post just make me realize how our sub always takes time away for our fun to spread facts for the masses.","I say we start a new website, with flapjacks and cookers." +[[Wild pair]] just got a new favourite cousin.,Oh Jesus Christ that sounds painful. +"What do you really want to see before the series ends? Anything you would really like to see or read in the books before the story ends. I really want to see a legitimized Lord Gendry Baratheon in full armour, kicking ass with his father's Warhammer!","I just don't want to see it end, man." +"You Put. A Character. IN A MYSTERY BOX?! This is the worst thing ever. Yeah, it's cheaper then they've ever been but still. Uniforms are one thing, but a character? I am disappointed in you TinyCo.",I guess they had to make up for being forced to give away Spider-Woman *somehow*. +"naming every scandal that comes down the pipe after Watergate. deflategate,Weinergate,Spygate,Nannygate,Celebgate ,etc... move on to a better suffix.",yes this Namegate nonsense needs to end +"You might hate these, but I HAD to poke fun. I'm sorry. PLEASE DON'T HATE ME.","Inaccurate, Hillary Clinton can't stand for that long." +"One of my old friends had over 3000 games and was 1.8k, he refused to play with me because at the time I played carry and he refuses to play any other position, so don't feel bad!",Doesnt he know whichever team has more carries wins +"I will be there most likely, what is the dress code? I plan on hitting the beach shortly after so I am wearing shorts sandals and a tank top","Pretty sure they don't have a dress code, you should be just fine." +"Now carry it in a aluminium case, get arrested, get released, get free stuff!",Add a clock too. +Kylo Ren? Uhhhh I seem to forget that part of Kotor,Someone never bought the Force Awakens DLC released alongside the game +Thanks for the well thought out response. I was way too harsh and probably letting my bitchyness about homework affect my comments. I wasn't really talking about the product at all though. Just OP. I really can't stand people who freak out about very normal things. There is more mold in any home or back yard in America than in all the Soylent bottles world wide.,"I got some black mold under my sink I need removed, mind coming over and licking it off?" +terraria spin-off game,You mean rip-off? +Yes.,I can't even +Rainbow Six Siege Anime Intro,Wow season 4 looks great +"I think this was supposed to be sarcastic at best, why downvote?",He forgot to put this at the end: +Sam Bradford Traded to the vikings discussion So that is something. Discuss the trade here to keep discussion centralized.,Howie is the worst! +"Why does everyone blame liberals? As you may know Youtube has recently issued an ad friendly rule that won't let you place ad's in your video if it is not politically correct or has foul language and violence, And most people in the comment section on videos that discuss this travesty is oversaturated with people blaming liberals. Why is that?",Why would you read YouTube comments? +- in tech school - be 1n1 - have unserviceable uniform - ?????????,I'm pretty sure OP is cross training into 1B4 from 1N1. +I love our history.,Eder is the real legend +Possession|Unmasked|My entry for the speed art contest - 20 mins + 5 for editing (unedited version included for judging),freddy has eyelashes confirmed +Between Josh Norman and Lena Dunham OBJ can't have any peace.,He's got some fucking nerve having all those dirty thoughts about Lena though come on. +"No, not really. Odell's huge meltdown with Norman came with TC at the helm. TC did nothing as they escalated all game. TC didn't stop Shockey's antics or Tiki's complaining either.",But TC is a saint and nobody can say a bad word about him now that he's gone +Next you're gonna tell me that they haven't committed genocide.,"It's a false flag operation, didn't you know that?" +Wow some people are so mislead by the media its sad. Pick up the quran read it and tell me its not atleast promoting a positive message towards people.,"The Quran promotes: To Muslims: Friendliness To Adulters, gays, apostates, christians, non-beleiver: Death, rape, and torture" +Shes a beaut! Are those double hella horns I spot?,Those are the turbos. +How does that make them a snowflake? Just curious.,Because if you're not a man or a woman you're a tumblr snowflake +Any decent courses to learn the basics? So Im thinking this could be a good way to make some pocket money and I've fixed a couple phones for friends already using youtube but the last phone I tried to fix I made a lot worse. So I thought it might be a good idea to do an actual course on this. There's a couple options on google but I dont know how reliable any of these might be. Has anyone done any courses they might recommend ?,Wild PCS +It's a movement. Changing the world one mannequin arm at a time. Eventually a tipping point will be reached.,"well of course it will tip over if you're only changing one of the arms, then one side will be heavier than the other" +Shorter work week.,"But if the poor have free time, they might go to college or get a second job, we can't let them rise up!" +"Damn Jex, you are depressing everyone",Totally killed my boner that's for sure +What has the dumbest reason that an enemy team surrendered? Because we had no gold left -5 minutes into conquest and chill,our team mates dinner is ready a classic +This golden spider.,catch it and sell it on ebay for a million dollars. +You're locked in a room with Clinton and Trump and have a gun with 1 bullet. What happens next?,Isn't Hillary already supposed to be at death's door...? +ok for fucks sake what on earth makes this a spoiler,He didn't want to spoil it for the people who don't know that one of the album mixes is up on YouTube AND that the pre-order is currently avalible. +Why would audiences expect a rom com?,One guy + One girl = RomCom +"On the topic of full digital, I'd say this is the generation that pushed players in the digital age, with sales happening every 2 weeks on PSN / Xbox Store, important games being sold 25% off a month after release, even 50% 3 months after release. If you like diversity, you play indie games, so you're using the digital store everytime, and Indies are a huge part of this generation. It's a kind of perfect storm that will, I think to a PS5/Xbox 2 without any disc drive. The only thing against that idea would be retro compatibility for physical games. Now I'm glad I sold all my 360 games cause I prefer having them digitally and play them on my One S and soon Scorpio",Xbox 2 +What is your best memory from the 2000s?,All that amazing music we had at the turn of the millennium. +I'm 16 and play Minecraft. Fuck me up.,YIKES you looked better with the fur suit on +Unown,I will never tell you the secret! +"Since you ask, in the interview he's in on Samantha Bee's show he says America is about freedom of religion, meaning no one religion across the country but then goes into how Islam has no place in the country and that he thinks Obama is a Muslim. That's just a tad bit racist, not his fault he was brainwashed by his racist parents though.",b-but muslim isnt a race +Adore is a very committed professional who has perfected her craft and worked really hard.,That explains the walking out of that gig because she was unhappy... That's extremely professional. +"they buy their oil, give fighters treatment, and fund them whats else do you not describe as supporting ISIS?",but where are of proofs?.) +That's just a story they tell in elementary school to encourage hero worship. Like the cherry tree story.,"There actually was a push to make America an elective monarchy though, by none other than Alexander Hamilton" +I'm now watching the office to cheer me up :(,Are you watching Scott's tots? +"Pff, classic Pffisces.","Pff, classic Pfizer." +But how do I upload it so imgur can't see it?,But Imgur gives great CC +Lord I miss the days when gender-neutral bathrooms were literally just bathrooms with restroom on the door. For some reason now you need a paragraph and 3 symbols just to explain that anyone can shit here.,Are trans folks in India fighting for their own shitting streets? +seems reasonable to me...,"We're supposed to be an outrage machine that doesn't understand jokes and reason, shitlord!" +"Considering Native Americans make up about 1% of the U.S. population and the Redskins have 23 players, one Native person is statistical over-representation.",I knew my post would draw a RACIST out of hiding +"I'm not sure which is a more troubling sign of the state of the media: (A) The continual decline of journalistic standards, the focus on the horse race instead of policy, the substitution of biased analysis instead of actual reporting, the lending of credence to ridiculous conspiracy theories, the shoehorning of articles to fit a predefined narrative, or double standards applied to different candidates, or (B) The use of the aggravating Here's why in a headline. I think I've resolved to never click on a story with Here's why in its headline.","(C) see, they are sometimes used alphabetically, Hillary was right!" +"Well Americans wouldn't blow up buildings, shoot up concerts, rape women, and do honor killings, so I don't think Canadians would mind. Oh and we would actually work. Yeah fuck you.",No there's 0 Americans in prison for violent crime +"God, Pablo calling airport personnel and threatening to bomb their country was hilarious. Did they even understand what he said?","Yeah, someone should make the im an expert in somethig somethig, got sooo many kills bla bla copy pasta but with Pablo stuff" +Eason: master of the pass interference play Lambert: master of the Chubb handoff play,"I don't know, Eason's handoffs and tosses looked a little better to me" +Bottoms and Tops. Is anyone else really good at picking bottoms but terrible at picking tops? Or vice versa? What gives with that? Were you dropped on your head as a baby as well?,Takes a bottom to know a bottom? +He looked mentally retarded in the games he started for the Browns.,The proper term is differently abled +"Thats actually a brilliant idea, can we make bring this to the attention of niantic",r +We need to ship food in there ASAP.,Food aid is a Western conspiracy to undermine glorious and utterly successful Venezuelan socialism. +My brigand skin kept bringing me bad rolls........... dot ..... dot dot dot,Kicked from guild for being bad. +"Abraham said he was going to do it but then God sent him a ram or sheep. I'm trying to remember all of this off of my head. I remember the most fucked up thing Abraham did was send Ishmael into the desert, which lead to the founding of Islam.",Thanks Abraham +Request: Keto Chow Alternate Recipe for solid food I love keto chow! I blend with ice right before I drink it and it's like a milkshake. But I am trying to find recipes to use the powder as a base for something like protein balls or pancakes or ??? I can't find any recipes using Keto Chow powder as a base for something other than a shake. Anyone know of any recipes?,keto chow? +"My father never called me princess. My mother refused to let us play with barbies. Getting the first bra was acutely embarrassing as I recall. ... Easter dresses. That's all I got. And the tights were scratchy. And my feelings about Easter are related to being an ex-Catholic, not the frocks. I guess I missed out on the universal girlhood too.","Congrats, you're now *twice* the woman than the rest of the women here." +"Official Game Day Thread: New England Patriots (0-0) @ Arizona Cardinals (0-0) | Kickoff 8:30 PM ET, September 11, 2016 | University of Phoenix Stadium, Glendale, AZ",Fuck you Blount haters. +Sorry. Was supposed to say sleeveless,Might as well be shirtless with those porn shoulder. +by voting trump,You forgot to add an +"Which features weren't you feeling? I could maybe do without that NAV track, but even that wasn't bad.",I wish Bieber was on that song instead of NAV +"When Lynch comes back, our lb rotation will be nice too. Ray ray is a very welcome surprise and bow is bow again. And our dbs are coming along, should be a pretty good d by year end","Ray ray just went on IR unfortunately bud, but apart from that completely agree" +"The Bed Bath & Beyond doesn't have the toiletries section? Man I love the ones that have that section, it's got freaking everything you could ever want including tampons!","Sure, where were you when OP needed you?" +haha I know who they are its just they are banned from this reddit,"Wait, why?" +My team was messing around the whole game so I decided to join in at the last second,What capture software do you use? +"Would you like to give an example of how you, as a young white male, have been oppressed by a woman lately?",She said she wanted to be just friends. +I am not saying I have never won. I had like 65% winrate but then this happens since thursday. People with daily classes everywhere.,And the overall population just started to do daily in ranked this thursday - confirmed. +another lucky egg. duh,What if it hatched another 80 pokecoins so you can just buy another lucky egg? +You mean off duty cops?,Off duty and out of jurisdiction = responsible gun owner +Never say never.,Unapologetically never +What question do you hate to answer?,Why should we hire you? +Just show me the evidence! Please!,Don't you know there's tons of evidence YUR JUST BLIND BECAUSE YOU WANT TO LIVE IN SIN..... +Latino here. Can confirm. Trump latinos are the greatest. But in all reality we are americans first and only,"Amen, fellow AMERICAN!" +Anyone else getting ready for Halloween?,Frank....Grimes...? +Lol,I guess I forgot the +I deactivated Facebook a while ago. I don't miss it to the point I'm thinking about actually deleting it for good.,Yeah I deactivated it awhile back then turned it back on.. I'm not really sure why anymore +If you live in an area where it rains a lot and your phone isn't waterproof: Put your phone in a ziplock bag.,But how did you take this photo +Speaking as a developer I'd love to know if the decision to release paid for DLC was one made by the whole team or by a single person. I can't imagine everyone on the development team felt okay with the idea. ---------- From my point-of-view the appropriate thing to do would have been to set this finished paid DLC aside until the base game was out of Early Access. That being said they must have known this move would produce some bad PR and have choosen to accept that result of their actions. They could have easily waited to finish the base game followed by releasing this DLC on the same day explaining that they were waiting for the game to be fully released before unleashing some DLC they had been working on slowly during the base games development cycle. ------------------ I think it's fair to say this was a decision based on greed. Unless these developers have been wasting their money there is no way they were starting to run out of funds.,well paying out $40 million to Trendy probably didn't help their banck account +So.. after all teases..,I'll be in my bunk +I,T +"I didn't see Michigan doing anything on Saturday that would propel them past OSU, unfortunately.",Hawaii scored less on us! +TIL clothing justifies murder.,"Well, DUH, those nig- I mean thugs were asking for it" +Maybe so apologist fuckboys like you will cry about them not knowing the language,Yea that makes a lot of sense +"Maybe we should stop destroying their previously stable governments or something, I dunno.",But what about freedom? +Bought an '83 CV80 for $20. Gonna try to get it running.,You took a huge bet. +"I mean, WAR *is* pretty bad.","Huh, what is it good for?" +But 10% drop per second while on the ground makes it so that you can't uber into another uber.,Yeah but now you don't have to run back to spawn and change +6.21 Jayce Penta + Baron Steal,That new player tooltip turn it off please. +Game is over a month old now (NA) Most used weapons so far and how often? Kida like these statistic things. Mine are: Switch axe: 565 Rest 0 What about you? Anyone else only using 1 weapon type?,It's already been a month? +"Can the DEA compel online kratom sellers to give them addresses of purchasers? If so, I imagine they would go after those who purchased within the last month to stock up, as they would be most likely to still have product.",I'm hiding mine in my neighbors crawl space +You fail to understand that some of us where that in the 90s. Shit I was the make-my-own-furniture guy in the in 1980s and my dad was in the 1960s.,Such a hipster thing to say. +I have never felt bad for committing genocide because I have never committed genocide.,All white people have committed genocide! +As an urban black...yes.,"shh, white trump supporters know more about you than you do" +When you press start and the game doesn't crash,Obviously the stanky leg existed in WW1 +Commenting to gild you when I get home because I can't do it on mobile,You honour me far too highly Sir/Madame. +Console players in a nutshell,"Yeah, because this *never* happens on PC." +"If young people want change they need to go out and vote. They also need to vote for local and state officials, not just the president.",But I don't want to have to choose the lesser of two evils! +"September 5th, 2016. The day Mia is mudered. Rest In Peace : Mia Fey However, this is where a great story of a rookie attorney begins.",OMG SPOILERZZZ GO FUQ URSELF +And one comment accusing the NYTimes of shilling for Hillary.,Why would they shill for the candidate they endorsed publicly? +What is your favorite dynamic theme on the PS4 Can't really find good dynamic themes.. most of them are not clean and it's nearly impossible to read the text or identify the icons.,The ones I cant download... +I so thought you were kidding. And [then...](http://outatwrigley.com),Hurrr...ith furny currth thur gaaaay. +Mr. Plinkett's The Star Wars Awakens Review,It's funny because he talks slow and sounds retarded. +Oh my God Breitbart is so racist. They don't even have the right to exist.,You dropped this +"She's still a chick, peen or no...","There are no chicks with dicks, only guys with boobs." +Clearly it's in reverse alphabetical order of the last name of the actor playing the villain. Prowse. Driver. Christensen.,Actually its ordered by color dominance; from blue to red +padding allows the hits to be much harder. That's why there's so many issues with concussions and brain damage.,"Yeah, but they wear protection so they obviously are wimps." +Ofcorse nothing is garanteed jesus christ... but is CODED that the matchmaking will try to find a mirror match WHEN POSSIBLE... and with about 10 million players i think the odds of that are prety high...,Because all 10 million players are in one region. +...and people are acting like it makes movies better? That's like choosing what products you buy based on which company owned the truck it was delivered in.,They select good movies to distribute most of the times. +2-3 months is a stretch. I'd say 4-6 weeks,i forgot +Some news on Envy's new team coming soon!,NA Team LUL +Victim hits out at Imam at a Central mosque for repeatedly groping her,If she wore a hijab this would have never happened +I can't get to that site. Two machamps are blocking the way to the trial site,"Sorry, the area before the trial cave: same area where you see the two Machamps" +In fairness RDR had a bug after release where animals would bug out and have human textures,That glitch made for one VERY ENTHUSIASTIC cougar in my game. +Yes but the rewards far outweigh the social rejection. Stick to your guns!,"And keep those guns, for when your so addicted to cigs you have to rob gas stations and shoot old ladies for cigs." +"I am a new ex mormon...why are many here so mean to mormons? I recently read the CES letters, and after weighing the information I concluded that the church was truly hiding something from me. Unfortunately I am one of those cases where my wife did not share my assessment. Nor did any of my family. I feel like I'm alone and the only sain person around. Naturally I was mad but the anger I felt was clearly for how the church evolved not any one single person... well except maybe Joseph Smith because I feel like he was the conman that started it all. I was able to reach out to somebody that I worked with, and it was such a great experience talking with somebody who knew how I felt who thought like I thought and agreed where I agreed. What a great support this was for me. He told me that I would find the same type of community here in the subreddit. That I would find shoulders to lean on and people who understood what I was going through. But as I read through these threads I am taken aback by how many people (who were Mormons themselves!) trash-talking their way of life, and downright making fun. It saddens me to see this behavior. Yeah I get it you were able to see the truth where they could not. But am I the only one that doesn't want to be a part of a group that is seen as a bully? That kind of talk and behavior doesn't increase my want to be here. Does anyone else feel the same way I do? Are there people here that are capable of being positive and helpful not just here to bash and make light of Mormons?",Welcome to hell +"So let's say that Trump claims there are no Kurds in Syria. Hillary says that's not true, they make up about 10% of the population. Trump says no, it's true, there are no Kurds in Syria. Are we just supposed to leave it there like that? One person is certifiably wrong, but we have to continue the conversation as if it may or may not be true? And then later, after already comitting 2 hours of their lives to watching the debate, hope that the electorate looks up every disagreement about the facts themselves, or finds an unbiased source of post-debate coverage?",Do you have any idea how this all works? +"At that acceleration we would be travelling close to the speed of light in about a year, we would notice that. .. (relativistic objects hitting the atmosphere and emitting hard radiation that turns our bones to plasma through walls, blueshifted stars etc )",WELL RELATIVITY IS FAKE! +"Let me go ahead and say duh to you there. Though if you had to read both the `cp` and `mv` manpages, you're not exactly the brightest bulb.","I tried to lay it on thick, but perhaps I should have included a" +Made this based off a shirt I've seen floating around.,Nice job man. +After a recent case change I've set up my cooler to push up (before it was push to back). Now I can't decide whether I want it to continue pushing up or switch to push to back. (i have exhaust both in back and top) My current CPU cooler setup +--X----- X = | + X - exhaust = - CPU heatsink + - pushing fan,Just do it diagonally. +lf2 coe full sigil Post psn below,m3zephyr2 +You really need people to tell you to eat less and exercise more? At your weight it shouldn't be hard.,Thanks for the constructive comment! +When Trump acted with dignity on 9/11 and wished Hillary well and hoping she'd be back soon I was legitimately afraid his campaign decided to finally launch a pivot into actual constructive politics. I'm relieved to see Trump has chosen to resume saying stupid things and refocus on the irrefutable fact that a large portion of his supporters are bigots. Imagine instead if he went under the radar for a few days to keep Hillary's health at the forefront of the news cycle while conspiraces stew.,the campaign snatched his phone. +Ahaha glad someone's thinking the exact same thing I am at similar times. But thank you!,"Gee, if reddit only had a search function ... or a page where you could see the last handful of submissions ..." +"Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte has warned President Barack Obama not to question him about extrajudicial killings, or son of a bitch I will swear at you when they meet in Laos during a regional summit.",He said that and then he handed Obama a list of GPS coordinates... +Michael K Williams confirmed as Black Manta.,"THIS JUST IN, JACK NICHOLSON IS PLAYING CARMINE FALCONE IN THE BATMAN" +"Do you regret voting for Duterte? I have heard several people express regret in private. However when put on the spot and questioned about their choices by a stranger, most of these people will defend their choice and their president. Most of my friends agree he was the lesser of several imperfect options. But did anything he did the last few months in office, change your views, for good or for bad? Maybe you disliked him before and grew to appreciate him, or maybe you idolized him and realized he was a sellout, dangerous or a liar.",No +"What was the father, mind my asking?",Flager +Sips meeting a fan,the driller killer? +She is pretty bad.,Vayne isn't bad she just takes some scaling and takes skill to play. +Well how the fuck do you prepare for this shit?,You mean scientists shouldn't have foreseen the Zika virus 20 years ago and begun making a vaccine in time for it to be useful now? +The hair is cut. Freaking out just makes you seem instable and unprofessional as a human being in almost every situation. There a difference between addressing an issue and having a fit.,Yeah you can't freak out about someone Fucking up your hair you're right +Except when it randomly decides to drag along at ~18-20 fps for no reason.,Oh didn't know that counts as barely playable +"No, he'll just wake up.","Yeah, because all people with sleep apnea for example wake up." +"dating is hard. you get on a dating site , everyone is there by their own choice. you go on a date, each person is there for the same thing--to find a compatible mate. Those who have been through it a few times do what this gal did and nip in the bud something that is a dead end. Someone else might go on a second or third date, maybe have sex, maybe declare exclusivity before they finally just can't escape thereality that they just don't like that one thing abouttheir partner, and breaK it off. Esteem wpuldbe hurt then too. Esteem will hurt if you are the rejected one no matter when it happens. That does not make it wrong for the other person to do the rejecting based on his or her own needs.","Wait, you mean dating sites aren't for dick pics?" +Don't set that bar too high now.,It's what was offered. +Idris Elba dad joke,Was that racial commentary? +"It's always someone else's fault. The DNC rigged it, the media was against him, blah blah blah. Maybe people just didn't like him?","oh god im remembering those days--- if you dont like him, YOU JUST DONT KNOW HIM OKAY??" +-2081,-2080 Whoever dies first will have their taxidermy paid +"So if they think the government is racist simply because a few of the founding fathers owned slaves, why the fuck do they keep advocating for more government control over our lives again?",Because THEY'LL do it right. +Awesome pic! Have you watched the TV series named after that bridge? I quite enjoyed it. At least the first season and third season.,There's a tv show named after the sunshine skyway? +built a really awesome super fast computer for under a thousand dollars that should carry me through the next five years playing video games on the ultra graphic settings.,But does it run Crysis? +Russian influence in Asia,This is cultural appropriation! +What is race?,a competition to see who covers an arbitrary length more quickly. +The Bald Man HAS To Be Gersh,It's obv Richtofen duh +K you're lucky but I feel sorry for any guests that come to your house and have to experience that.,wtf? +"Based on size. You might not want a 4MB block, but if the rest of the network has chosen to include it then eventually your node will have to as well.","So are just saying that you won't relay it then, right?" +Getting a settlement check like this,"Lol I got one too, mine was $0.89" +"Nope, me neither. Hes such a scumbag.",He has nae rolls now. +Unplayable,Goddammit Treyarch fix your broken ass game +When you try to put your little pea brain against this kind of mind!,"Dude, its p-brane man, get it right!" +Well yeah cooling was kinda given and also i forgot to mention that your are probably going to need forged pistons too. So all in all it's going to be at least 5000$ just for parts and custom tune.,"No, no, no... It's just plug and play like engine swaps or switching from an AT to an MT transmission!" +Mark as humour pls..?,This is a highlight though +Labor Day 2016 Hope you all get that holiday pay!!!!,Lol herp derp how funny +We make jokes like that to open up conversation and break the ice.,But Germans have no humor so it'd go right over their heads. +"Not if there is consensus to do it. The people who are against the decision can complain all they want, but you cannot please everyone. Also, transactions were not reversed, ether was still apart of the DAO, not in the hands of a hacker. The hard fork simply prevented a potential payout. But, if a hard fork were proposed and passed to reverse transactions, then so be it, that is the design of blockchain, good luck co-opting enough miners to do it out of some kind of self interest.","Yes, that worked out great." +Me with the cat in the park - incresead my Tinder match by 500%.,How do you lead a cat on a leash? +Senior Quote I am graduating from high school in the fall and I want to use something from Halo as my senior quote. Any ideas? I'd prefer something from the original trilogy of games but I'll consider anything from the universe if it's good enough.,"Negative, cafeteria lady, I don't like it." +That's not bad seriously I don't care if it's policy to have them going 247 but A. Unless a use of force or citation or arrest happens no one should be allowed to look at them. Not the public seeing me take a leak or look at the inside of Mr Roberts burglarized house. Or letting little Timmy pothead off with a warning and destroying.his weed. And not my supervisor or IA tallying up me saying fuck.,I agree 100%. +Ouch,"Please help, my only copies of my honeymoon, wedding, and baby pictures are on this drive" +"Sure thing buddy, these dumb children just don't seem to get how the world works. It's almost like they haven't had much time to figure it out or something. I guess people should just do whatever they, want and quick kids will survive, just like jebus intended.",moron. +"Meh, intervening somewhere isn't really the problem in context, him abandoning most our allies & alienating the rest before he does it is. Clinton might intervene somewhere too, but she won't do it after destroying our alliance system, completely turning the present-day global order on it's head, isolating us from global institutions & bastardizing our national foundation in the process. The Harvard Republicans weren't lying when they said he's *a threat to the survival of the Republic* & The Economist wasn't wrong when they called him *one of the 10 biggest threats to global stability*. But apparently the military rank-and-file don't care going off polls, they just want a authoritarian strongman, like Chavez, Castro, Saddam, Mussolini, Hitler or Stalin.",The military have shown themselves to be scum. +"Help us get funded, with only a vote! No donations! Darkness Anomaly, Open World Horror made with CRYENGINE. Indie Development Fund (PC, XONE, VR)",You need a TL;DR. +Casual reminder that Steve Jobs' biological father was a Syrian immigrant,This is why Trump uses an Android. +"If he wanted to be shady, he should have just turned off the LED's in the firmware settings.","Do I upvote you because I agree, you're right, or downvote you so that shady types don't learn this?" +"Favorite Films of 2016 So Far? So, the years not over yet and there's still plenty of big releases left - However, from what you've seen so far that's been released this year, what are your favorites? with the year starting with deadpool with a lot of comic book movies to the latest sully and snowden and lots and lots of shitty sequels with a few exceptions What flicks did you guys dig?",Deadpool and 10 Cloverfield Lane have gotten me through some pretty shitty nights this year +What possible use is there for the car scent trees?,to drown out the burning processor smell +This Is How Motorcyclist Die | Near Death Experience,He probably wants to keep his adrenaline up or else he dies +The Comedian's views on the DCEU,"What the fuck is Thomas Wayne's problem, man?" +neither can you,how do you know +What is your go to Tinder Alternative?,Clash of Clans global chat +I'm starting to think this is some sort of MI5 false flag operation to detract from the credability of the UK BLM movement.,"Yes, they can't possibly be this retarded, it must be a conspiracy!" +"Strike the first part. You're guilty regardless, even if you're the same age and both still under 18. If she took the pics herself and sent them to you, she's guilty of producing and distributing.",How dare she exploit herself like that! +Elliotte Friedman: The 23 Minutes That Shook The Hockey World,I still think Gelinas for RNH was a good deal. +How Unislamic of the *islamic* state...,"Yeah, nothing else they do is" +Silicon Cowboys Movie Official Trailer (2016) Full HD,wait... are you telling me Apple wasn't the only IBM competitor in the 80s? +Silva is not out of form.. Scored 2 or 3 for Spain,Against a really good opponent as well.. +"Get into all the nooks and crannies, psoas and all the other good ones I don't know the names of.","Definitely, thanks man!" +That's not how it works.,That's not how any of this works. +"I must have been thinking of Todd Frazier, sorry.",Better than Kris Bryant +So after my raccoon pet at level 19 thieving i get a mining pet at level 19 mining ????,Thank for not censoring kiddo say goodbye to your account +Umm the Wii was the hottest selling shit Nintendo ever released.,Oh but that one doesn't count... Because... Reasons... +"dont listen to them lowball peasants, now take my upvote kind sir","appreciate your words, im actually getting lowballs after lowballs :D" +Oh he will. He's an essential part of the Japanese NT.,Lol this was his first start for the NT +I'm a karma whore that's why,Opinion* +Survivors should be impervious to damage when near hooks. And in general.,Think you forgot the +All he's saying is that Mkhitaryan and Lingard won't be playing against Feyenoord. Honestly expecting a rotation of the XI because I doubt he'll be willing to take risks on a Premier League game for a Europa League game.,"Can't help but wish for Memphis, so much unleashed potential it hurts." +LOL FUNI XDDDDDDDDDDD,I don't get it. +It's adult male person actually.,Vic2 confirmed patriarchy scum. +"Er, wasn't Kimi a WDC because of the feud between ALO/HAM at McLaren? He beat the two of them by a *single* point.",Schumacher also got lucky in 2003 when he beat Kimi by only 2 points. +"LF2M WoM first timers Blind run We are doing our first attempt at the raid and haven't watched any videos, we are going in blind. We need two more first timers who want to experience that. Be decent, but be chill. Looking for any light level over 360ish.",Gfunkyo Hunter 366 +"Ah okay, now I can just discount your opinion because you're obviously retarded",#whitelivesmatter +There's a first time for everything.,Or maybe it runs in the family! +"Soooo... Ducky are releasing an RGB mechanical calculator, step up your game Corsair.",Complete with less functionality and 1/100th the battery life of a normal scientific calculator for only 4x the price! +26 / M / Surgical Assistant,Nice playmat! +"I couldn't find any statistics, but videos like this beg the question of how many car break-ins annually are due to overzealous child/animal lovers who are desperate for their chance to get on the local news as heroes. Some of the responses in this thread are ridiculous. In regards to waiting for police to come to bust the window: Nope, takes too long. I'm not waiting for a dog to die in front of me. WTF? obviously if an animal is visibly in distress and can't wait for rescue, then by all means, break the window. If the animal is conscious and alert like in the gif however, he can wait two fucking minutes for police to arrive. You're risking serious criminal charges for a dog or child whose owner could have been out of sight for literally less than a minute. Don't be stupid because you saw a cute animal.",You're right the way the dog ran for the shade... he was totally fine. +Turned 35 on Friday & I got a record player and Legos,"L-e-g-o, it's Lego, not Legos you heathen." +The stain on this train window looks like an AK47,"Pfft, noob, anyone with any form of self respect can tell that it is in fact an StG44." +"Yes, let's mute the strippers.",Is there a button for that irl? +do u evn vaati bro??!?,I downloaded all his videos to win lore discussions whenever he shuts down his channel +A revolutionary drug that melts away cancer in some stage four patients has been given fast-track approval in the United States.,I'm sure this will be affordable and available for all of those suffering. +Roger Ailes enlists anti-Gawker lawyer to threaten New York Magazine,"Apparently, someone accused Ailes of formerly having run a News organization, rather than a white supremacist infotainment network." +"My Name Is Taken On All Social Media? Help. The twitter, instagram, snapchat, and website domain for my rap name is taken. Its not used by anybody famous or anybody pursuing a career, just a few ranbom people. The website domain isnt in use, it just isnt for sale, the twitter user has 58 followers and the instagram has literally 12... What should I do? Should i come up with a new name?",it might help if you told us what your name was +What's the deal with rental? It always seems to be available.,"Don't you get it, its either kits, west end or nothing at all." +How were you prior to bootcamp? How was everyone physically before bootcamp?,I had a brain. +"Sweet, I'll do that! It's never too late! :D",Yeah post it there but Uhhh while you're at it send me nudes? +The joke was it would take less time you scrub,"If it makes you feel better, I can't believe this many people missed the joke either." +What is the creepiest thing that society accepts as a cultural norm?,Eating the body and drinking the blood of your dead god. +I guess they've moved onto other ventures now?,This is what happens when you try to pander to minorities +Then you're doing Paris wrong. Part of the problem may be that you are more familiar with how to get deals in some places than others.,Or maybe you're doing LA and the US wrong ;) +"She has post nasal drip. This is not a big deal guys. I don't want her to win either, but this is just wasting time and effort.",Are you *sure* it's not Lizard lungs? +Brown dwarfs hiding in plain sight in our solar neighborhood,There goes the solar neighborhood! +"Trump's 'rigged election' rhetoric could inspire voter intimidation, say experts",Is this why no one's ever seen a Hillary Clinton supporter? +Meanwhile.....,So I guess Cavill's playing New 52 Superman +"Duuuuuude **fuck** being a witness. I was a witness to a hit adn run once, the cop was being a complete dick to me. Being really brutish and upfront, cutting me off repeatedly to ask me things i'd already explained two or three times. He even asked me if I hit the guy, so I pulled out my keys and flashed the lights on my car, which was a different color. But what pissed me off was what he said next. Then how did you get that dent in the door? No, he didn't ask me how I got it, he said **THEN** how did you get it**. That's accusatory, that's implying that I was lying. What a fucking dick, it was a dent square in the middle of my door from a baseball, it wasn't even relevant to the accident at hand.","Remember, it's just a few bad apples." +"Is taking Chinese 1 as an Asian bad? My brother and I want to do another language. We are both Vietnamese American (not Chinese), but we're worried that taking Chinese may seem too Asian, which is something that we want to avoid due to affirmative action and whatnot. Any advice?",Doing anything as an Asian is bad. +"Damn, less than two months before I visit London for the first time.",At least they got nightline now. +"So if you're going to bury them, put in redundancy! I guess cold spares will degrade too, but presumably less quickly if you make sure you have full systemic redundancy (rather than just one easily damaged power cable/etc)..",I completely understand what you guys are talking about +Goddamn atheists again.,Perhaps it is the Discordians or the Pastafarians. +"Sure, now its cool to eat the skittles",I'd ask the skittle if it believed in Shari'a law first. +"Armed anarchists rally at Brock Turner's home: 'Try this again, we'll shoot you'","These people undoubtedly read and reviewed all of the court documents and testimonies I'm sure, they have the expertise and moral authority to override the courts and penal system of course..." +What is fancy1 looking for? (Bottom left),He's looking at the monitor of his teammate just like Edward does =) +Why do you say that?,You can clearly see him doing roux as the very last move he's doing an M2 +I think `ponters' is one of those undocumented things you're not allowed to use unless you know what you're doing,same thing with while and for I just use if and goto everywhere... much easier. +Well I would think anyone who is thinking about converting would want to read the Quran first. And how would a non-Muslim know they aren't supposed to touch the Quran anyway?,It says so in the quran. +"Pizza baker here. Depending on the ingredients, I'll make the bottom ingredients in the shape of a penis. That way I know they are eating a dick.",Just how fresh are those toppings? +Is This Virginia Police Department Popping The Hoods On Cop Cars To Block Dashcams?,Because lord knows there's no way anyone would have a camera out recording a stop or arrest made in public. +"Gun people in US, why do you feel your need to have a gun is greater than the risks associated with guns being so readily available in our country?","Just like getting a book at the library, right?" +"Hey T-Mobile...thanks for the freebies but... It would really be nice if I could redeem the stuff for the current week during the week. Couldn't get to subway for the sub, but would love to have gotten it today (power is out...). If you guys are listening here...please give me a few days to redeem!",It's not called T-Mobile Weekly dude it's T-Mobile Tuesdays! +"I still have yet to see any sort of control of the steering though. Yes you can kill the engine and change the radio and such, I want to see someone control the steering like has been claimed and document it. If it can be done on these cars, why has no one taken video of it. OnStar has had the ability to remotely kill engines and change radio and such for years, and years. Show me control over the actual steering. Or braking on a single tire to throw off speed on one side.",Dude I bet they just changed his radio so suddenly it spooked him and made him crash. +I hope so I have him on my fantasy team :(,Please tell me more about your fantasy team! +Barack Obama Just Nominated A Muslim To Be A Federal Judge.,Here comes Sharia law! +"That always blows my mind. The old trashy families that stuck to their land are still around, families that went out and moved to help grow this country are pretty much 10%/90% rich to screwed ratio.",When I told neighbors I was going off the college I was told I was a sellout and was turning my back on my heritage. +"Sorry Jill, we aren't giving out participation prizes for someone who can't even get to 5% of the vote.",If she gets more than 2% in the actual election I'll be shocked. +"Why has nobody, on either side, written a Gamergate book? Is it even possible to write a coherent, chronological and reasonably objective account of Gamergate? What would you want out of a Gamergate book?",I'm sure Milo is releasing his book on the subject matter any second now or something. +I made a deck of playing cards with a decorative box to store them in.,Where did you find wood that thin? +"PSA: Dungeon Leader Skill works against the elemental Rift bosses. Time to dust off some monsters from your storage, I guess.",Well.. daphnis 3rd should take 15% of the boss health.. doesnt take even 3% fml but at least he has the MASSIVE DAMaGE +2012 evol dabuccino,So the dabs crackling just means they're loud right? +They should call it *What A Time To Be A God* (bc 6God/Yeezus),pls where is the +Unless... it's lizard people phlegm.,Fucking reptilian humanoids +You just bought the worsest legend at this moment Her nerf and all the poison decks,You probably have the worst English. +ITT Tech Is Officially Closing,Fortunately the vast majority of universities in the United States are officially non profit... +Yeah but how in the fuck do I listen to music and charge my phone at the same time,You obviously use the ALL NEW STEREO SPEAKERS +Wow spoilers,"Here, take mine:" +Hard work pays off!,It always sound to me like he says Hard twerk pays off! +I don't like this update haha. Too much defensive emphasis for my liking,Yeah like you weren't already punished by being a offensive player +Didn't Regal train Bryan?,Both HBK and Regal trained him. +"Ya, it's things like that that make me suspicious that some of the experiences reported by natal females in this community are more GCRF-specific. I know there's the perspective that women who are okay with trans are intimidated, or brainwashed handmaidens. I don't know whether that's accurate. I don't get much opportunity to do this, but I try to ask questions/have discussions with not particularly political (at least regarding feminism) women to see how much of their experience lines up with the ones I learn a lot about here.","Yes, because the average female hasn't at all been socialised to be a good little woman, and be kind and nurturing and take care of people, and put others' desires ahead of their own" +Holy shit R&C works! I'm so glad! I'll just wait until it's fully available and devoid of crashes however (if that ever is the case),"The best thing to do in this case is use save states a lot, they will save your life, and your save" +Rubio hit for opposing abortions for women with Zika,I love how all these certain people who are against abortion are the same ones who will never have to make that choice. +"Track FREEBIE downloads Hello there. Thank you to everyone on this forum and all the excellent advice and encouragement you all offer. I'm learning more and more every day. I am getting ready to upload my FREEBIE downloads to my website. But I was wondering if there is a way track these downloads. I have a downloadable PDF, EPUB and MOBI file on my Wordpress site. But I'd like to be able to track the downloads. So far, I've only been able to find plugins to track PDF downloads. I was wondering if there was a way to track the EPUB or MOBI files as well. Does anyone here track the downloads of their FREEBIEs? If so, is there certain plugins or software you use to track downloads? Thank you for your input.",Why don't you just use instafreebie? +"Yeah it's not the black version of segregation. It's segregation, and it seems like a cruel joke.","Yeah, but its on their terms so its cool.. right?" +End game life,must be a spoofer +"Such courage, such bravery on Apple's part. I need to thank Apple for leading the charge on removing SD cards from phones also, thanks fuckfaces!",CONGRA-FUCKING-TULATIONS FUCKING FUCKFACES! +Drank tonight Lol it was a terrible idea. This is the worst drug ever invented. Wtf though I always remembered it to at least feel good it just makes your brain all foggy and gives you memory loss and inability to do ANYTHING. Lol.,Apparently groggy and unable to do anything is what we need from Americans +"As someone from a military family and that grew up in military housing, nothing peeves me more than troops and vets that think they can dictate when, where, and how Americans use the freedoms and rights that they fought to protect. You fought for their freedom, not for their obligation to agree with you.",You ain't American if you ain't military +Why should I vaccinate?? There hasn't been a serious Polio or Small Pox epidemic in centuries! Why should I pay my taxes for a police force?? There hasn't been any violent crimes in my neighborhood for years! Why should I have have to change the oil in my car?? It hasn't had any mechanical issues since I got it!,"Because without coercive funding for a monopoly police force, there's no way anyone would figure out a way to provide neighborhood protection." +Administration has gone up 60% while full time teachers have dropped,You have to pay those administrators a lot so they figure out how to keep costs down. +After hearing Cal State LA will have a Black-Only Co-Ed Housing,Just like the good ole days +"Wow, what a dick.","Wow, what a dick for trying not to hurt someone's feelings." +Financial aid is your friend. With grants my BA was paid for. Sign up for the FAFSA young sucka.,Of course! +Some great teamwork in a ranked base race,I've played with sloth... this type of play is rare.. worst player NA... +This is the only reason I opted for 16GB of RAM,At that tab density no one can tell they're all porn. +"Okay, NOW are they ready?",2 more weeks +Hahah I don't use headphones I use speakers :-),I'm sure everyone around you enjoys that +He so poor he can't even afford chicken strips,"I don't have very many good boy points, but I want internet points :(" +Think cannabis would be legal if every stoner over 18 actually voted?,Only if it was true legalization +"It gets better: As they said, they wanted to save space. Thus they removed it. The iPhone 7 is literally thicker than the iPhone 6, which did have an audio connection...","This is clearly showing that the iPhone is Healthy At Every Size, and thus showing how progressive Apple ^^^^\(tm) is!" +Found this collecting dust when looking for printer paper. More surprised that it even worked.,Rocket league update looks awesome! +Amerifats Ford F150 goes 160+ though,HSV Maloo r8 250km/h Fight us cunt +"My text didn't make it into the post :( In honor of the first pixels shipping, i created a Pixel theme! Launcher: Nova Icon pack: Pixel Icon Pack",Use the N folder style in the Nova folder settings. +"yeah, so i just witnessed Gary Johnson destroy his political career on Morning Joe.","but it's alright, he said he'll go back and learn about it" +That's very generous even for reddit. The high percentage of our users are college aged Virgins.,As someone who finished college ten years ago and lost his virginity like 15 years ago ... I'm not sure if I should feel good or bad. +Maybe the Press should take their standards for Johnson And put them on someone else,"Yeah, Clinton needs to start being held accountable" +That's some communist thoughts there fella. How about you head on over to your local thought police headquarters for a nice painful corrective procedure. Cuz in Murcia they don't need no stinking affordable health care. That'll cut into the hospital and pharmaceutical companies (and consequently the government) profits. Have you no heart sir!?! Think about the government!,And we here in these here U S A know that any mental disorder can be right fixed by tell 'em to cut that sheit out! +What is the coolest thing you ever did but no one saw?,Flipped a water bottle +"Obama: I don't take Duterte's strong words personally - I think it seems to be just a habit, a way of speaking for him,","O tingnan nyo, Buti pa si Obama naiintindihan ang Cebuano subculture at ang ating Pangulo, mga noob talaga ang mga Pinoy....." +Music is against their religion? Jesus fucking Christ. Guess we will be banning music soon to make them happy.,"Don't be insensitive, respect their religion !" +"I will totally throw for skins, I already get accused of throwing half my games and don't even get skins :(",Yeah what a bummer +Someone should tell the shooter that.,"See, if we'd just made guns illegal, this wouldn't have happened" +Muhammad's 6 year old wife is accepted by all but a small subsect of Islam.,But all religions are equally bad! +"No, this is patrick",Is a flash bang an instrumental +"Or at least some credits or something. It feels terrible to be on a losing streak, have a match where it looks like you're going to win and then it ending up in a draw.",Yeah like I rather prefer to lose and rank down a little bit than nothing at all. +"ok, I'll be the one :) iphone 7 anyone? my guess is that for most of us money is an issue, but if it weren't?",But what would I do with my headphones? +they're better and more valuable man,"Yeah dude, because I definitely would've scored that goal if my 89 rated player had a +1 to his shooting skill." +"The Panda Pro Ladder (PPL) - First impressions, it was amazing! The Panda Pro Ladder launched last night, and it was great! Playing on comms with other GM players I play with in Hero League made for high quality games that for the most part were evenly matched and fun to play. I love hearing insights on drafting and shotcalling, making these games just as helpful as playing scrims. I found myself playing from launch to about 3:00am, so if you haven't done so already, I highly encourage sending in an application to the Panda Pro Ladder if you're looking for a more competitive environment!",Seems like a good thing to take more playeyrs out of the hots ladder pool. +"No, you'll need to get used to your keybind for it.","... thanks, i'll just keyboard turn and get out of here now" +"The convenience is great and the fact that it doesn't take up much space. I have 3 big stacks of DVDs in my room from my pre-Netflix days and the cats keep knocking them over. Netflix was amazing because I no longer had to worry about scratched discs, no more allowing people to borrow them and them not coming back or coming back in poor condition, no more losing them, easily changing it from the comfort of my bed without having to get up to take a disc out and put another one in...Netflix's digital catalogue was great over DVDs in that light.",Buy the ones you like on Vudu. +"Don't feed the North Korean troll, his glorious leader has that covered.",Sure he does. +"But, that's like, two whole years of being unranked. That's like a Saban Alabama going three years without a new national championship title. It's forever.",I'd hate to live in that dystopian alternative universe ^ +"Kugel is German for ball, so I guess this is a ball ball.","Butte, Montana is Hill Mountain (French and kind of Spanish)" +We have been trying but the Spurs seem to have a hard time getting past the 2nd round recently.,If you really think about it they're the Clippers of the South +also im endeffekt tower defense ohne tower,"sind doch alle spiele die man mit der maus spielt point and click spiele, oder etwa nicht?" +"Get health care or pay an additional tax, if you refuse to pay the additional tax you will eventually get a visit by men with guns ad you can choose between paying up or spending time in a poorly managed rape farm.",At least they give me freedom to chose that +"Texas high school shooting: 1 shot; 2 on loose, police say","Time for a fresh batch of gun legislation, because that fixes everything." +I don't think he's rosterable in any league. I can't see a situation outside of Crowell/Duke/Watson all getting hurt that he gets real carries.,Well that is interesting! +"Finally joining the club. Just got chase sapphire preferred! Just got my beautiful chase sapphire preferred and so pumped!!! Didn't think I'd get it, I have only a fair credit score (recently got rejected for a Discover It). Just wanted to get my excitement off my chest to some people who would get it. What should my next move be? I've already set up all my regular monthly payments to go through the CSP.","Woah woah woah, OP didn't answer the real question: are CSPs also being sent out as plastic now?" +That Happened,"No idea, just saw it while I was clicking through Imgur and thought it was oddly applicable" +"Could the new operation be released sooner than we think? I was installing a couple of CSGO servers tonight, and in wondering through the gamemodes.txt file I came across some map names that I didn't recognize from any old operation. (Maybe this is old news, I don't follow the reddits that closely.) Among others, I found references to maps called Museum, Library and Siege. Two of those I know from the workshop (Siege is a remake of a classic map from the beta days of CS) but afaik those have never been included in the game. Anybody know why these would be the game files? Could these be new operation maps, and if so, does that mean that a new operation is due very, very soon?",Inb4 McSkillet uses you as a legit source. +"So I'm supposed to hold her on 4 inches of leash right next to me on the sidewalk and try to make her shit on the concrete? Yeah, ok. That's super realistic. Maybe that works in your neighbourhood, not in mine; get off your high horse.",If your dog isn't walking for the whole walk in a perfect heel then you shouldn't be walking it on public property. +Eh. With all due respect the comment had nothing to do with your race and everything to do with analyzing word choice. But thanks for calling me a moron.,You're wrong. +"Yep, that sounds about right",I love being a blind follower that can't think for himself! +Response to Iphone 7 from Android manufacturers,What about the windows phones? +"it ain't gonna happen. It's a 4 horse race with Real, Barca, Bayern, and Juventus",Idk yo Manchester United might make a run this year +"The problem is that Bungie will release the raid on Friday, giving most people zero time to prepare. If the raid came out within a week, then no one would have complained about the grind.",This is the part that baffles me as well. +"If you think you like in a society filled with hate then you fuck off :) Speak for yourself, I only see a handful of xenophobic people. Also in my country gypsies put themselves out of society and usually rob, talk badly and behave like pigs. Is that being xeno or true?","Dude don't be the next Hitler, he was an evil racist you know." +"Josh Gordon, Christine Michael, Spencer Ware",Wow I wish I could play in your league +Went to a drum clinic last week. Maybe some of you recognize who it was?,"Meg White, duh" +And that's relevant to this posy how?,Obviously OP is keeping the lemur to sell as an exotic pet to a millionaire +De diciembre no pasa (^ :,Ruido de sables +Putting the D in Defense,Putting the G in Golden Arm +"you can expand the league to up to 36 teams and you can replace the NBA teams with custom made teams. you can create the custom teams or download ones others have made, so people make ncaa teams",Is this not in 2k16? +Sanders joins protesters against ND pipeline project,oh he managed to leave his newly acquired third home and join the common folk? +Sen. Jon Tester's Nephew Killed,Will someone please post a follow up when the sonofabitch who did this is found? +watch out! The gap in the door is a separate reality.,Try answering the phone. +Aaaaand saving this so I can link it whenever people say it doesn't exist.,Well you realize right that Apollo 11 was shot in a film studio +Good thing in 2016 mostly every stereo sold these days has Bluetooth.,Good thing everyone replaces their stereos annually so there are hardly any old ones still around that don't support it. +Yes. Yes it is. Just not the quick unlock packs.,"Uh yes they did, just they were cheat codes." +Rodney Harrison is trying harder to hear Dan Patrick than the Broncos defense trying to tackle Cam.,Is Rodney Harrison really Black Enough though... +"I saw nothing. There's really no room for anything. Maybe a portal if it opens up later, but there's no content already.",Hells retriever! +"The only piece of evidence they accept for account ownership is the **credit card** used to by cera. Other then that, (to them) there is absolutely nothing tying ownership of you to your account. Account recovery is managed fking horribly. Keep trying though, good luck to you...","You would think naming all the characters on the account, giving information of class switches, original goblin pass, exact date the account was created(with screenshots), last login date, location of where the account was created, email verification and name would be enough infomation to prove its your account but apparently not lol." +That's software. Fundamental difference lol,"Well that's good to know, next time I want my phone to run faster I'll just install new software." +WIDE LEFT!!!,What makes it better he is from florida state. +The hate for the seven is real. Just don't buy the phone and let people who are going to enjoy it enjoy it.,"but they won't enjoy it, or I'll *make* them not enjoy it!" +"What I usually do in my classes when asked if you shoot to wound is two things: First, I hold up a business card to my shoulder and a sheet of paper in front of my chest and ask which would be easier to hit, especially with your adrenaline pumping. The obvious answer is the sheet of paper. Second, I tell them that anyone who hunts knows that a wounded animal is 10 times more dangerous. The same holds true for people. As for people thinking a .22LR will stop a threat without killing them...more people have died from being shot with a .22LR than any other caliber of bullet (outside of war). Why? Because when the bullet enters the body and hits a piece of solid tissue (bone) it will do one of two things. It will either shatter sending shrapnel in multiple directions which slices and dices as it goes or it will ricochet of and bounce around inside the body slicing and dicing with each new path it takes. Also, a .22LR bullet will go through 5 1/2 to 6 1/2 standard interior walls (one interior wall is 1/2 sheetrock with 3 1/2 air space and another 1/2 sheetrock). And, a .22LR bullet will also go through the windshield of a vehicle and still penetrate deep enough into a person's body to kill them. If you want to give someone a challenge to see which is easier to hit, set up a silhouette target at 7 yards, have them run in place for 30 seconds and then do 30 jumping jacks. This gets the heart beating faster and simulates adrenaline's effect on the body. Once they complete the jumping jacks, have them shoot five rounds at the stationary target trying to just wound the threat. Once the range is safe, check the target for accuracy of their shots and mark them. Now have them repeat the process but this time shoot at what would be the easiest part of the threat to hit. Again, once the range is safe, check the target. They will see that when the body is under stress, bullet impacts will provide a greater chance of incapacitating the threat and may not even hit some of the vital organ areas. Then, inform them that this is their shots on a non-moving, non-dynamic shooting environment. If they want to try it with a moving target, find an old car tire, put a piece of cardboard over the rim opening, and then tape a business card to the center of the cardboard. Have them run in place and do the jumping jacks, then, from a safe location, roll the tire out far enough in front of them to safely shoot at. See how many times they can hit the business card...much less the cardboard.","A great idea for the challenge, thank you." +"I feel like this HAS to be satire, but something tells me it isn't.",it definitely is +Why so serious?,haha +"It reminds me of the Mormon practice of baptizing people into the religion after death. The logic being, they're dead now, so whatever they thought about themselves doesn't matter, the only thing that matters is how we can use them.","See, it reminds me of when political campaigns will find a list of a bunch of now-dead registered voters and cast ballots for their candidate under all those names." +"FO4 not installling My daughter bought the PS4 version of FO4 the other day and wanted to play this evening after she had finished her homework. I told her that there will be patches to install, i have FO4 on PC, and it might take a bit. OK, fast forward to 11pm, she says screw it, she headed off to bed. I just told her to leave her PS4 on, let it do its thing. I just checked, STILL sitting at 0%. Is there some sort of issue with the install on PS4's?","Okay sir, can you confirm the machine is plugged into the wall tightly." +"Why doesn't Apple put second Lighting port on the top of the iPhone? So you can plug 2 lighting things at the same time, video out and charging, or lighting headphones and charging, etc, etc. Normal port at the bottom, and second port at the top. Any Phone maker should do that, imagine having 2 USB C ports on a phone, would be more ports than a MacBook has.",Because they're trying to make it water proof. +is Fer SK Gamings new 5th ?? what was his previous team ? why they picking him up? i dont get Brazilian cs,Yeah I heard taco may be retiring so probably replacing him and keeping showtime +Skeptics of reddit - what is the one conspiracy theory that you believe to be true?,Oswald was just a nut who killed JFK by himself. +"Nah. Bernie was never attacked. Hillary didn't really need to, given that it was already rigged to make her win.",Because there wasn't anything like other candidates to attack him on bud. +Add to cart to see price,Buy item to remove it from cart +"Guy in pokemon go subreddit asks how to talk to a girl he sees in the park. I, for some unknown reason, decide to talk to this guy about why women are guarded and why his cold approach may not be working. Basically civil argument happens and then suddenly... tl;dr i'm so polite you ugly c*nt","Yeah, ofc you're cunt - otherwise you would have been insta-swoon, about such a nice fella" +Sometimes the truth is a little bit painful. It's better to deal with it instead of trying to hide behind good vibes all the time.,I forgot my +"What's this talk about children? I do this, too! I'm very sweaty. Dahil elitista ako, Bench & Bath ang towel ko.",Can't beat a *Trust Family Program* towel. +New update ruined game,Looks like they finally added barebones +Why don't you tell us who you really mean when you talk about a small minority?,The j00s obviously +My god..they literally did almost everything we've all been asking for. Other devs need to take a fucking lesson from these guys. Wow.,Even microtransactions! +Liberals finally agreeing with Glenn Beck just because he says Trump is going to be a dictatorship.,"Sure, the guy who got criticized for saying he would need to negotiate his tax plan and wants to remove Obama's executive orders is a dictator" +"I wish I could stand in awe of your *anything*. Unfortunately, you're the biggest pussy I've ever met so that's just not possible.",Thank Zaros for RES and the ability to killfile little shitheads like you. +Are you still interested ?,"Unfortunately no, as I added to the OP I'm currently in process with a seller and waiting for Joey to hit the switch." +What do you think is in McDonald's burgers?,100% pure canadian beef with no additives or fillers - sprinkled with salt and pepper during cooking. +What if absolutely everyone voted for Donald Trump (regardless of whether you support him or not) and Hillary still wins somehow and we prove once and for all that this shit is rigged?,They would probably pull down a few city buildings and call it a new world order. +Boys will be boys Nope. Teach your boys how to behave so they don't turn into men who believe they're entitled to everything they want.,But I *am* entitled to everything I want! +Lebanese MP Elie Marouni Blames Lebanese Women For Getting Raped,We need to tell our women to stop being sexy! +All you tubers just got burned,This explains why SoE took 5 days to complete and took us a while to reach the DE boss +Pirelli Tyre Keyrings Not sure if this is a good place to ask but does anyone know if the Pirelli Tyre Keyrings on the formula 1 shop all have different rubber depending on the sidewall color kind of like the real tyres or are they all just the same and the color is just for looks,"I have to think that even if they were different compounds, it would be very difficult to be able to tell just by feeling them." +It is because Biden is in town,Do things always go backwards when Democrats are around? +"Won't Uninstall, Access Denied",Use norton? +My Note 7 caught on fire! Can someone please help me get my pics and stuff off here??? Plzzzz I have some really important stuff,Are you new to this sub? +Y'all'd've,' +Police may share cost of new HQ security barriers with other city departments,The gift that just keeps on giving. +Where does the article clearly state that? Because unless I'm blind I did not read a mention of any such thing. You're a liar.,"CLEARLY, since she had the idea for it, she also coded it, DUH!" +Wouldn't it be easier to list the truths that Trump said this week? I'll start.,Still waiting... +"That was *extremely* ableist, and wildly uncalled for.","Here, you left this off of your post (i hope) ..." +Fuckkk usada,brazillian flair checks out +This was barely funny the first time everyone heard it.,More like digital suicide amirite +"What testing framework do you use in order to test your nodeJS back-end ? Are you satisfied with it ? Hello, I am currently looking for a solution to do unit-testing for my APIs, the stack is based on nodejs + express. What are you currently using ?",I use a tool called end-users. +Kim explains,:/ +Will we get a new game? Will the Lord save us of our misery? Find out tomorrow at *3*!,Were getting System shock 3 so at least well get something... Maybe Half life 3 isnt far off +"Omg, I love your body. I would lick that ass","Considering you wanna fuck everyone, I'm not sure how valuable your compliment is..." +"Thank you, when watching them, I thought how amateurish they looked.",I know right did better animations on my commodore 64. +"huh. big Leafs fan, eh?",Don't have to be a Leafs fan to know that Matthews is already confirmed to be better than Eichel +"Because Basketball, Football, Rap, All make more money than dota.",Ya thats why you see black people in smash and fighting game scene. +What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? ............ My ass!!! Hahahaha,It's funny because it includes the word ass. +You don't think a serious hijacker would figure out beforehand how to hotwire a plane?,I think he dropped this: +"I had sympathy with the first paragraph, but I'm not going to cross the street because you're paranoid. Cross the street yourself FFS.",You oppressive shitlord +"i dont gank people in the DZ but i find it funny when people such as yourself refer to them as generic hateful name no one bats an eye, but if i were to post somthing about crybaby whiner solo/causal wants everything handed to them mutherfuckers would grab the pitch forks in a heart beat.",But they're the victims :'( +dude was a legit pro bowler when he wasn't injured. we had to move on because we couldn't commit to a guy long term who couldn't stay on the field and then he went out on the open market and he found out that neither could any other team and negotiated that silly contract. he was a very good player while he was here. probably the 2nd best LT in team history.,who's the first?....... +Really? More than any other collectible card game?,"Didn't you know?other card games(especially IRL ones) give you all their cards if you want,you just have to say It.This game is so p2w compared to those" +And thats how I met your mother.,Omg +When Ana gets bored sniping...,How dare you besmirch Ana by getting potg without a special highlight intro :( +"What the fuck, Lombardi?",I just don't understand the logic behind that statement besides trying to defend the players he selected so they don't feel lesser than Kessel. +Pretty sure Harry Potter was the only one to actually pull it off. The first part of Mockingjay felt like one huge trailer for Part 2.,Those movies pale in the book-splitting department to the treasure that is The Hobbit. +"Who else would he be talking about? Maybe Dez, but he had other factors like his injury that he was dealing with. Everyone else isn't even a factor to be talking about unless he just wants to throw shade at a rival with Hilton.",The consensus is that he's talking about Terrance *Im a starting WR in the NFL playing next to Dez F'n Bryant and can't use my hands to catch a fucking football* Williams +"I wish killing Caesar meant more Killing Caesar is always kind of a letdown afterwards, because it feels like literally nothing changes. The NCR don't take notice, and at least give you a pat on the back for wiping out one of the Legion's main bases, and their leader. You can't even bring it up with Lanius as a way to get him to piss off. Instead, you just can't do a few Legion quests, and will be vilified with them,which 2/4 playthroughs make you regardless, (Wild Card might as well, can't remember), so all in all, it feels like there's no tangible point to killing Caesar, unless you just want the challenge.",I have a sorta related questions: what happens in broken steel when you release the FEV virus into the water? +"He's probably an urban, paying trainer lol","Yeah he should check his privilege, shitlord!" +Wolf Blitzer Is Worried Defense Contractors Will Lose Jobs if U.S. Stops Arming Saudi Arabia,"Ah yes, as long as people are working, no matter how pointless or unethical the work they're doing actually is, it's all good right?" +"The thinking was loosely What would people earn doing their dailies? Can we just give them that? We rounded a bit here and there to make it simpler, and maybe 500 crystals was a bit over generous (IMO), but better to be over generous then stingy. It turns out, if you do all your dailies you earn a lot. Who knew.",TIL Capgasp was almost stingy about Crystals +He was picked over Chad Pennington...,Who's out of the league now... +Did Giroud not have the second most goals of the tournament??,Totally average. +Final Fantasy X has a similar turn-based battle system.,"Iirc, it's the exact same system" +"Thanks, now I get 60 FPS!",More than double what the eye can perceive +"Stepped away to the restroom and saw USA is up 2-0, how has my boy Quick looked?",Definitely not elite +BCID NNY REVIEW (Dissapointed),That temp is a joke +It's amazing how small of an inconvenience it takes before other people stop being people and start just becoming an obstacle in the way of happiness.,But my happiness and convenience is more important than their message! +cuz they're being hosers,Price is bad now +The solution should be to force any company that employs people on H-1B to be paid 3x that of hiring an American to do the same job. Problem solved.,3x what.... It's the same shell game that can be manipulated. +Mulldrifter's Revelation!,Sphinx's Inspiration! +"You are nothing more than ass, waiting to be smashed.","Oh, this is one I have never heard before" +Must have never been to America either.,"Nononononono, it's not sexism, it's telling it like it is." +I looked around trying to see if it belonged to anyone and I asked a couple guys standing further down the street if they dropped something and they said no...,"Maybe one of them dropped it but thought you were a narc, and that claiming ownership of it would get him arrested." +"A day at the beach, ca. 1900",Ban the Burkini! +"FH wise, Dandemagus is not recommended. Medblare and other damage spheres do the trick.",Medblade + Dandelga obviously +SMT Gate. Pretty lit.,I didn't know you could get Artons from summoning +Have you ever been to Scunthorpe?,How dare you. +god dammit he tricked us all,"I want to kill myself now, because of how much money and time I invested in this game." +I want to outlive my children - Tito Ortiz.,Every parents dream +"That would mean the large population clusters like New York, Chicago, and LA would pick leaders that the rest of the country has to live with despite the rest of the country having nothing in common with large metropolitan city perspectives. Tyranny of the masses is one of the concerns addressed by the electoral college system.","yes, tyranny of the masses is much worse than the tyranny of the 1% that exists now." +fairy fart of foundation killed me. this is definitely the best one yet.,But he did go too far with that queef comment tho +The fuck? Are we watching the same game?,I think he was begging sarcastic just forgot the +Eau Rouge Drift,Nice physics... +*Say that you love me*,All of the time! +It's not like she dresses herself though.,Really? +What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common?,You never want to be caught riding one. +"Instead of making an ableist comment, maybe you could provide some insight on why it's ok to hack certain parts of the game but not others?","If you genuinely believe that IV calculators ruin the game on the same scale as GPS spoofing, I feel like you should just quit" +Who in the blue hell is this jabroni?,#A GODDAMN WIZARD IS WHAT HE IS. +You can just feel the brotherly love between these two.,I can't help but wonder if the anticipation of this transaction makes Dyson a bit nervous and unable to concentrate. +"Reminder that if you disagree with the left, you're evil, and if you're evil, violence against you is justified","He should try virtue signaling a little harder, I don't think he tried hard enough" +100% sure even though it's randomly drawn. You can't be sure lol. Nice prediction though,Maybe i can see the future. +"They are, however, completely wrong suggesting the Orthodox are the **WORST** people","Yeah, Muslims are the worst." +"We're out of touch with reality, but you think people only like him because he's black?","No no, he also likes basketball!" +"TIL The internet speed at NASA is 91Gb per second. Making it 2,000 times faster than the average household connection speed of 50Mb.",That's a lottttta porn +"Just in case anyone has an appliance from Check Point, I stumbled upon their open FTP directory...",Yay to binaries from a 100% untrusted source.... +"I did think about this, the main issue is I tend to glance at it without my glasses on (combined with those early morning bleary eyes!), so you would have to remember the position of each line to work out which one was which. Or if you made them flash green, yellow, red I think it might be a bit noisy, although admittedly more clear to understand I've been in London for a few years now, the colours of the lines are ingrained into my head :)","Surely just using red LEDs would be cheaper and easier, since the only status lights you need for the Tube is: off: mildly fucked red: fairly fucked blinking: utterly fucked Surely that pretty much covers all the possible states of the Underground at any given time?" +Come on Onion son even you are better then this.,Than* Come on HighlyOffensiveUser even you are better Than* this. +Was it as exhilarating for you as it was for me? Life-changing tbh.,You forgot the +How would any of that be impacted by leaving the 3.5mm jack in place?,"None except that in return, the iPhone got better cameras, an extra speaker and such, are headphones an option, they are with an adapter which is included." +"I dated a girl for 3.5 years and we broke up last year. I met my current SO a few months after the break up and we said loved each other within 2 months of knowing one another. We'll be engaged to get married next month when I propose (we've talked about it and she wants to get married but has no idea I already have a ring). After dating around and being in long-term relationships, you just know when you love someone for real because you know exactly what you're looking for. 3 months is definitely not a weird amount of time to profess love after.",But love isn't real +Nate Silver attempts to justify Hillary's #BasketOfDeplorables comment. Disgusting!,I never get tired of liberals playing the race card. +iRaffer denying gold fury from his own team...,pobably forgot to take his dope +"Jimbothy has the same idea, so you know it's legit",Oh yeah he only does legit tutorials. +because it's funny. this meme of 'getting surprised at every thing that's kinda weird' gets old fast.,"Ah yes, the well known meme of 'getting suprised at every thing that is kinda weird'." +Obviously Peppers does if he's responding,"Lol ok buddy, you do you" +"TIL the Baby on Board signs are not for other drivers, but for emergency personnel.",Is that why people are so careful to take the signs down when they're driving the car without the kids on board? +hey we apologized about him.,And we'll accept that apology when you take him back. +We need Jeff Goldblum back.,"Yeah, that's what made The Lost World so great!" +"I guess, until that guy has kids with the younger woman?","That's easy, just get another one!" +"None of this is constructive, no point in continuing to post","just because you said that, I'm going to stop posting on this subject" +What difference does it make... - Hillary Clinton,What email address did she use when saying that? +I would be surprised if no one else takes you up though.,Nope I just wanted your coin bb +Cause games are complete and fun experiences without mods?,Mods are fun +"My biggest pet peeve with movies is that regardless of era and situation, all of the actors have the most beautiful teeth. Oh, you're a fighter in the colosseum? Of course you have all of your teeth and none are stained. What's your pet peeve?",Hollywood rain always looks fake. +Arthur vs youtube,Premium meme. +Exactly- The republican BS machine has been cranking out ludicrous stories for 30 years.,But South Park told me that both sides are equally as bad and I get my political views from a cartoon so I know that I'm right. +"Here in NZ, a man was allowed to wear a metal colander on his head in his ID photo.","But if we don't ban this one religious item, how will we ever be safe or free?" +Who the hell gets paid twice a week?,And are they hiring? +"Bystanders to a mugging at 16th and Mission BART Sitting with a friend who was mugged 30 minutes ago walking out of the 16th street BART station. As she felt someone grab the phone from her purse, she turned and gave chase. The mugger hit my friend in the face a couple times and dropped the phone. Thank you to the two kind guys who restrained the mugger for keeping my friend from getting her ass kicked. There are kind people in the world. Thank you for helping, and she wishes she said as much before running away. An ice pack and ice cream later she is better. It must suck being in the position where mugging seems like a good option. Of all the possible outcomes, this was a pretty good one in that nobody was seriously hurt and she still has the phone. Hopefully you guys are OK too, and I hope you are able to walk with those massive balls. Please be careful flashing valuables in public.",Description of the mugger for us daily commuters? +That coming from someone at Surly makes me sad.,"It's propaganda, Surly is just trying to get riders off of the road and onto their gravel bikes!" +"Could 9:12 mean September 12th? Long shot and i have never posted before , but could a hint be released on that date ? Maybe something could be unlocked on that date that can help us solve this EE. Just a thought",9/12 treyarch will release hints for ee. +What is the best arc in anime? I'm looking for a good show to watch and was wondering what you guys consider is the best overall arc in anime.,Sword Art Online Fairy Arc +"Dozens of birds fall from sky in Boston, dead from unknown cause","See, I told you chemtrails were real..." +It is fun to see you cry.,"you sir, are doing your job right." +#\#IslamIsCancer,\#ReligionIsCancer All except Pastafarians^TM +Hatch the egg by peddling up a mountain? But not too fast or it won't register... I know you assholes got the joke.,Water a plant with the accordingly coloured types of water to grow an egg +Never forget.,Apparently his wife didn't know that jet fuel doesn't melt steel diff --git a/chunk90.csv b/chunk90.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..20810fe9663761270d31660d283b5502b3b2362e --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk90.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1667 @@ +Input,Output +Jurrassic World sucked. I mean i guess it was a good Mercades Benz commercial but it was an awful Jurrasic park movie.,But it made a billion dollars! +Linux support would technically be against their agreement with Microsoft.,But... But... Microsoft loves Linux... +Use Apple Pay or else,It's not like these companies will make these readers with lightning connectors or anything. +"I never understood why we don't just hunt all the whales off, they eat tons of fucking fish. Thats our fish!","The whales are becoming over populated and displacing too much water, causing sea levels to rise." +"I never complained till now but this patch is for worse after playing it, the towers are a joke, no damage, paper strength, no strategy overall, snowball from start to finish, almost no chance for comeback. I am disapointed.","Yup, going to play some of back catalogue and have hope they fix this mess." +"Turtle certified Labyrinth, Slipstream, Dark matter, Grey lobos, White tunicas, 10 c2 Breakout, Heatwave, Keys, Colored wheels, offers",X-Devil Mk2 for Dark Matter? +"What Happened to America? September 11, 2001 was a day that changed history. It impacted us all in one way or another. You will always remember where you were, what you were doing, who you were with. You woke up that morning thinking it was just another day. You were getting ready for school, heading to work, eating your breakfast, it was just a normal day. Then you turn on the tv, and see the first tower on fire. At first, you feel bad. You are pretty sure there was some loss of life, some people injured, but the news tells you it was an accident. At first people on the news were saying it was a plane, some even reported a small plane. After your initial shock, the news become redundant again. Then, on live television, you watch as a second plane is flying low through the NYC skyline. It's on camera, it's heading towards the second tower. Before you have time to comprehend what you're seeing, you watch it hit the tower. It becomes clear that this is something bad. Very bad. At that moment, America changed forever. On that day America came together as one. We mourned as one. Race and sex became meaningless. Sport rivalries became allies. Political difference were put to the side. The country fell silent in disbelief. The longer the silence, the angrier we got. America had felt safe from outside threats, we walked around feeling safe. Who would do such a terrible thing to us? Why did this happen? It didn't matter, we needed to retaliate. We knew what had to be done. They were going to pay for this. The terrorists woke the sleeping wolfpack, and we were coming for blood. That was 15 years ago. A single event brought us together as a country. We wanted the enemies to pay. Most of us who joined in the last 15 years had images of 9/11 in our head and wanted to serve our country. We had pride in our country. People stood on corners waving the American flag, God Bless the USA stickers were littered all over car bumpers and businesses. There was no shame in being an American. Fast forward to today. What the hell happened? Have we as a country forgotten what we have been through? What feels like it happened yesterday has been 15 years now. There is disrespect for our country. Talking bad about America is the popular trend. Sitting down for the National Anthem is viewed as brave and honorable. We idolize athletes, celebrities, singers, who stomp on our beloved flag, refuse to render respect for our flag, and if we defend America we become the uncultured outcasts. What. The. Hell. So what will it take to bring us together again? What does it take to remind us that America is the greatest country in the world? On this 15th anniversary of 9/11, remember why we're doing what we're doing. Through all the bull-shit, all the tough days, the never ending shifts, take a moment to think back to that fateful day and remember that what we are doing isn't a game.",OP wants to make America great again. +2,Penaltti +would you do 7 cc1 and 4 cc2 for your dom?,"Sorry man, more interested in extra keys instead of crates." +How was anyone allowed to eat in the bathroom? My school was strict about no food in the bathrooms.,I carried it in a paper bag in my backpack. +Next you're going to tell me Mercy isn't actually married to road hog.,Discount medic you mean +"So, now that we are down 10, can we maybe try some real passes?",More 2 yard flats too McCoy please. +Dwight Howard Throws Down Ridiculous Alley-Oop over Porzingis,LOL what a ridiculous man-child who doesn't take this game seriously enough +I read that as steam is closed until further notice,Can't be... it's not Tuesday +Ok so maaaaybe not an 8-8 this year,15-1 +whats that? you want glove cases?,Don't give valve any ideas +"Hillary Clinton has 'medical episode' at 9/11 ceremony, source says",Looks like a scene from Weekend at Bernie's... +Game Thread: Week 1 - Cincinnati Bengals @ New York Jets [](/CIN) Cincinnati Bengals VS [](/NYJ) New York Jets Time: 1:00 PM EST **Help the mods by reporting trolls** *Sort by new for up to date discussion.*,Great starting position +"UNCONFIRMED: Theosyion now teleports and shuts immediately as he takes damage from his spawn point. Ran the Restorative Mind strike a couple of times, first time around the boss teleported and I thought it due to my tether, so the next time I did it, I didn't tether him just to test this out, turns out, in both tests, he immediately teleported as he took damage from any source, if others could confirm the same, that would really help.",can confirm +"With characteristics of both the living and the dead, patient is preserved for organ harvest, or to bring a baby to term (followed then by immediate organ harvest).",I found r/redpill a bride. +"Notice this puts all the collective images and snapshots of her barely getting up some porch stairs, needing extra time in the bathroom during a primary debate, needing a step stool to get in the car, only making it a single block after making a big deal of showing up for the parade and even her prism glasses into perspective. You can't call it right wing conspiracy anymore. There is cause for concern when it comes to her health and her being legitimately ill. Reddit can upvote Salon and Vox Trump is a Nazi articles all it wants. Not only do most voters not read that garbage, bit they will see that video of her fainting on her way to car today on Twitter. She. Is. Cooked. Time for Bernie/Biden.",OMG you're like such a Bernie bro sexist misogynist racist! +Afternoon Roundtable - 9/11 You can use this thread to discuss whatever is on your mind or share news articles or off topic things that would otherwise not be posted to the sub.,It's pretty incredible how many professional doctors there are on Reddit and Twitter and how lucky Hillary is that they're all diagnosing her. +It scares me that the Ducks seem to be the only ones that understand that this is just a game.,"Yeah, Paul has never taken anything super personal in the house.." +"Generous estimate, Blizzard",#JustStormrageThings +"Haha. To be fair I'm female and my BMW is a late model 4 door hatchback, used pretty much exclusively for ferrying the kids around and shopping, so the video doesn't really relate. On the open road the car does *want* to go fast, but I don't let it. I don't want a ticket!",The system works! +"I like Nicole's side braid, if that's what it's called",Fuck you for liking Nicole's hair. +"Yeah, but she'll be fine",It's a different disease for Lizard Queens. +Clinton health 'episode' could revive calls to release medical records,Sure will.. just blacked every line out except Hillary and clinton +Jinkx has something to say about the latest episode!,I fucking hate Jinkx and I hope she dies but she has a point. +I just need 6 from David Johnson tonight. come on!,It'll never happen +"Yes, women should vote for the woman who proposes to increase the number of refugees from countries where 70 to 90 percent of the population believes in Sharia law.",You do know that most refugees are women and children right? +He'd have to be *really* good to do it in just two,He's on pace for 64 though! +Every Bridge Ever.... For many years now. The Backend Changes to the Animation System with the launch of Agents of Yesterday just made it worse. :(,"This is 25th century suspensor technology, can't get more comfortable than air!" +Florida. ~~Plz don't come to my house and kill me.~~,Thanks for the suggestion +Paper Mario Styled FNAF Sketches,"This simply won't due, they aren't toads." +"The worst are the sexual ones. I mean I get rule 34, but those are dead children in robot bodies, you're a robosexual necrophile and pedophile all at once.","wow, spoilers." +Where do I buy shares in Shoppers?,"shoppers is a part of the loblaws corporation, their tse stock symbol is L" +Using a classic 55 should disqualify you from getting any groupies.,"But, shiny..." +Hillary Clinton fainting at the 9/11 memorial,Yay trump +Easter Egg: Pikachu jumps on your shoulder after 10 KM!,"Wow, what an incredible, breathtaking, Easter egg." +What issue are you currently struggling to pick a side on?,Upvoting or downvoting this post +"Dude just delete this post. This is SUPER old news, it is just a musical EE.","no its new, ur just a visual glitch" +"'We are Bernie Sanders on steroids,' Green Party's Stein tells Omaha crowd",And we all know steroid users are known for their *great* judgement +woof irl,How does silly puppo know how to do that? +I'm pretty sure that was a pass play Rodgers audibled out of and the line didn't hear it,I think you mean audiblized. +1...,And in other news: Trump is a racist +"This quest line really made me feel like we were organizing a real army against the legion. I loved it. I'm not sure what the other class quests are like but if they are anything like the shaman, the legion is fucked","At the very least, Death Knights [assemble a new Four Hourseman crew.]" +What is the name of this device? Is it PCMR?,"No, it's called a hard drive." +"In more than six years since the original seizures and arrests, no person affiliated with any of these events has yet been convicted of any crime, either in the U.S. or in Mexico. Gangsta shit.",Shocking +"Nah. Here's a hint, she's running for president.",Hmmm... Female... Presidential candidate...... Stein? +I bet Trump will claim to make it go away. But he won't discuss exactly how he'll do it.,Can't tell the terrorists the plan! +I miss the tower falling apart bit by bit Anyone know why it was removed?,The technology just isn't there yet. +Honestly sounds better,I'm gonna be an old ass mom compared to the people in my high school class though +"Go slut it up, I bet when people from school hear about this they wont be surprised.",Am I being slut shamed? +can we please get an ask a Saudi on the street with either finding out their son is gay or wife has been cheating?,They would stone those infidels for asking such a question +The Lions were pretty awesome today,But the Colts are terrible so it doesn't count! +"My dad never really understood my love for videogames. But the one thing he loved to do was to FISH. He would go to various lakes around the county and fish for hours in one spot. So when I showed him the fishing mini game in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time he was hooked. After two hours of him playing, he yells at me to come into my room to help him with something he had caught in the game and it was a Hyrule Loach. I had no idea what it was or how he caught it but I never saw it before. He had to let the fish go and was ok with it and continued playing. He didn't say much to me about playing too many video games after that. :)",Somehow I think your dad wouldve loved to fish in wow too. +"The government is trash, mi'lady",I don't know if remember learning about Japanese interment camps and how horrible the a bomb was in history class. +"Bernie Sanders, who launched career on protest votes, dismisses Johnson, Stein as protest votes",Bernie is just not the same since Hillary sunk her hooks into him. +Seems to me like the reddit community is very particular about the gods they want to nerf.,"Hormones and waifu's, go figure" +"Do other N.E. fans wish they had a HOF receiver, or others that make helmet catches for Eli? I like the way your team is built, but I'm of course not an expert.",Looks at the season with moss if we had that for 7 seasons I'd die a happy man +What kind of programming?,Goat and steel string programming. +Bounty Hunter Delayed Release,Just have them use the match making system from team fortress 2 +Dat feel when you're being a massive dick on the internet. Does that stick feel nice and snug in your ass?,I hope it's a stick and not ~~a fuse~~ an S-Pen. +Drugs fatalities overtake car fatalities for the first time,Time to ban cars. +Gimr predicts amiibo tournaments in 2013,Interesting... Also how the heck is 3.0 Mewtwo losing to Jigglypuff +What about Trump's speeches? Why won't he release them?,"That's a huge nothingburger, just like his taxes." +"@DAVIDSHUSTER : Dem operative: @HillaryClinton #BasketOfDeplorables, hiding pneumonia for 3 days, + fainting video = unchartered political territory.",She's been hiding her illness for longer than 3 days. +Ele is currently competing with frost dk for the coveted title of worst dps in the game.,"Then I must be running into the worst players in the game in mythic dungeons, because I am always top dps" +"She's Gen X, yo. Millennials seem to have a problem with dates. Baby Boomers were from '45 to '64. Gen X is until 1981, millennials are from 82 until 2002.",What do you expect with all this common core math? +My friend told me he almost got in a crash at his college parking lot. He left out one important detail...,That's one fancy Z3 M coupe he got cut off by there. +"Entiendo la militancia, pero te falto entender el sarcasmo",El sarcasmo es +I ruin everything.,We ALL ruin everything on this blessed day. +"In many places in the United States, teacher is about the worst job there is. It pays extremely badly, the workload is extremely high, you're constantly teaching all these kids to memorize facts for standardized testing (No Child Left Behind, thanks, Barbara Bush!), and the kids hate school and hate you, because they understand that whether they study or not, they're likely unemployable. The sick attitude to education and the welfare of children in the United States mirrors the sickness of this society. How do we expect to flourish over the generations when the society fucks their kids over relentlessly?",Because 2nd graders are constantly worrying about their employability and that's why they hate school +Samsung shares plunge over smartphone explosion debacle,"Hmm exploding Samsung or 3.5 mm jackless iPhone with hundreds of dollars of adapters, such a tough decision what phone I want this year, what a great time to upgrade." +Good on Samsung. They actually recognized that they made a pretty lofty mistake and are dealing with it in the best way for the consumer. There are a lot of companies that could learn from this *cough* Apple *cough*,Yeah they never replace anything +Canadian Feminist Prime Minister Justin Trudeau Speaking At Mosque Where Women Aren't Allowed On Main Floor. Women Must Watch From Balcony.,Who are we to think Muslim women want the same rights and privileges as men in our society? +Sanchez is lowkey one of the best players in the league.,Show your work... Assuming that wasn't +"What are your thoughts on Maajid Nawaz's quote: No idea is above scrutiny, no people are beneath dignity? I'm a big fan of it myself.",People who can't use cruise control on the highway sure as hell are beneath dignity. +"Except....except.....Mohammed was a pedophile. And a genocidal murderer, slaver, rapist and war monger. I suggest the Edmonton Police read a little history.....seventh century, Arabia, seeing as I doubt they even know where or when.",Mohammed doesn't represent Islam +"6.4, but she does not know that. As far as she is concerned it is a fast car. Though she did go for a ride in a Bently Continental GT once when a family friend picked her up from school. I have been told she would not stop asking for my friend to go fast.",You are certainly in for it when she gets her license +Six-year old boy gets burned when a Samsung Galaxy Note 7 explodes in his hand,"At least it had a headphone jack, amirite?" +Samsung has stopped airing Galaxy Note 7 commercials on TV,"Who gives a shit, the iPhone has no headphone jack." +Is this a post about Todd Gurley or is this a shit post about your fantasy team?,Lighten up Francis +Spoken like a true 14 year old,"Yeah, adults say 3edgy5me, get with it, god." +PS4 player here and I'm triggered. :-/,Shouldve chosen a better console then! +Rumble really breathed new life in this game for me again.,Proper form is brothe. +To my neighbors who were blasting fireworks in the evening,Were they Muslim? +"I hope people actually find their seats instead of the Party Deck. Man, do I hate that fuckin Party Deck.","I like the idea of the party deck, but I also think 2000 standing only tickets should be sold to compensate for it." +"He didn't make fun of the disabled, he made fun of one disabled person.","And he made fun of him because of his disability, which every disabled person can rightfully be offended by." +naw m88 is called bagel bites ya donut lern 2 meme,"wot, it's clerlee Robot Wars u nuklehed, i will hak ur redit profil!" +GEN 4 GARBODOR KLEFKI MEGA EVOLUTIONS NINTENDO DS PALOSSAND now that the fake Pokemon fans have stopped reading what Pokemon have you caught today?,"I totally legit caught a Solgaleo, Zygarde, Hoopa, Virizion and Arceus in Pokemon GO, I swear." +"Theoretically, anything is salvagable. I'd say that would exceed reasonable limits of time to make look good though - can't quite place what vehicle it is based on the bumper, but I'd start cruising junkyards looking for a good replacement.",just spray on some plasti-dip and call it a day. +But he's got some great info. Can't argue that.,Spotted the sellout. +"Windows Update storing cab files (over 90Gb) in windows/temp... how to stop this? I am seeing this come about on more amd more work stations. I understanding is that windows update uses these to install updates and then updates a log and then is supposed to delete these. WSUS pushes out updates. Is there something i need to do on WSUS to fix this? GPO? I thought it was one machine, but i now see it on 10 and I imagine i will see more and more.",install Linux +I hear if your legs aren't shaven God herself deems you officially Male and you have no say in the matter.,"Ah, that must be why she's so successful." +"honestly, i've done it a few times for really big streamers and twitter names. i can think of 4 times in the last year... but i get asked 5 times a day. So yeah. You have a better chance of getting a sweet upgrade if i like you and you tell me your card arrived yesterday.",i dont need u my dad is fxf and will give me 8 1090ti +Advise on my current Zir'an deck,Have you considered running 2 less primus fists for an extra sun forge lancer and spelljammer? +"Let your feelings guide your vote? If this person is non-white or has non-white friends, especially Muslim or Hispanic friends, they are voting to protect their own interests. If Trump is elected, those groups are in direct danger. Even if Trump does nothing himself, white supremacists will take that victory as permission to act out -- see the aftermath of Brexit. Hateful rhetoric turns people away from candidates for a reason. It's not superficial to refuse to vote for the racists' candidate.","If they're legally in the US there is no threat, stop being a pearl clutching pussy." +We're *all* fucked.,I'm doing alright and it's not like it's *my* congressman that's the problem. +He did it to a guy 2 weight classes below...nothing impressive.,Ward sure looked impressive against that Colombian super middleweight +"Question: Is there anyway to confirm the actual time of her collapse that relates to 9/11? as if shit isn't boiling over already. lots of rumors/questions. i took another look at her campaign logo, is it similar to Rockefeller's? does it remind anyone of 9/11? << is that coincidence?",9:23 AM EST ++5 attack if the enemy is closer than 3 meters,Melee attacks confirmed for patch 1.63: Iron curtain +This base have my attention. Good for protecting de ? Get 1* easily ? Could you share the whole base ?,I've had the same base as well for about 2 months.... soo good at protecting DE +Downloading all that may have some serious ramifications.,You're really DIMMwitted aren't you? +Apparently he is Mexican but trying good beat to explain in English,"***I WILL BUILD A BIG, BEAUTIFUL WALL, AND MAKE MEXICO PAY FOR IT***!" +"Okay, but say America imposes strict tariffs on all goods originating from Mexico? Why would American business continue to do business in Mexico when the profit margins start to disappear? Also, losing America as a trading partner for Mexico would be a bigger lose than Britain losing the entire EU as a trading partner, and contrary to popular belief Britain will just renegotiate their trade deals with the EU rather than deal with the loss. Mexico can't just make up lost revenue and business with other parts of the world, there's a couple oceans in the way and the US can bully others into not doing business with them, e.g Cuba. Mexico does not have any strong ground to stand on in a discussion with America, it's either take it or leave it. And the leave it option means the Mexican economy tanks.","Oh yeah, start a trade war, that has never gone bad for anyone" +I don't get it but as a parent with young kids that go to bed around 7pm I'll take it.,Yea it might be a good idea to shield their eyes from that kind of football +"A lot of people don't realize there's red and blue teams on control. It's quite obvious on some maps, if you go in to free spectator mode on a custom game in Lijang you can see the billboards are identical on both sides of the map, but one side they're all blue tinted, the other side they're all red.",This game is 100% copy paste of tf2. +Sniper sombrero for your mariachi hat?,lmfo sure +"He's a known antisemitic troll on this sub, just ignore him.",But where's the fun in that? +Idubbbz takes on Leafyishere,I nutted so hard when I saw this in my subscription feed +Not exactly pro-Hillary...,"Of course it's ProHillary, the Onion is owned by a billionaire Hillary Shill" +Thank You: Looking Back on Ten Years,Anybody else think this is their quick PR positive response to all the negative esports management shit? +Irony . . .,Yea cause fuck other peoples lives and the environment. +could you reference said studies?,A lot of people are talking about it. +1. Stranger things 2. Game of thrones 3. Marvel's agents of shield 4. How I met your mother 5. Castle 6. Parks and recreations 7. Modern family 8. Life in pieces 9. The mentalist 10. Arrested development *Not in order.. Just a list*,"good to see some agents of shield getting some, looking forward to the new season" +"Draw four squares, all with side length one, forming a grid. So they together sit inside a big square of side length two. In the lower left of those squares, draw the diagonal from the upper left corner to the lower right. In the upper left of the four squares, draw the diagonal from the upper right to the lower left (so these two diagonals meet on the left side of the big square, directly in the middle of the side). Now draw the diagonals in the other two squares that meet at the middle of the right side of the big square. These four diagonals form a square. It sits inside the big square and each of its corners is in the middle of one of the sides of the big square. The part of the big square that is not inside the square formed by the diagonals has the same area as the square formed by the diagonals (just take the four triangles on the outside and rearrange them).","I have to say, after reading through this thread, you have the perseverance and patience of a saint, and the way you handled this guy was spot on." +Kerry Wood shares his thoughts about tonight's officiating.,Kyle is a good pitcher don't know why he is calling him out +What is Consumerism?,Beeeeeeeem simplificado mas bem interessante. +Why would I want to let the people who let their society get to that point come here to fuck up mine?,"If all Syrians let their society get to that point, wouldn't all Americans be responsible for whatever emanates from the executive branch through 2021?" +"Great, I was an eight-year-old girl until I was in my forties, not counting the times I was a pregnant eight-year-old girl. :-/ My grandma was an eight-year-old girl when she died. Are these the linguistic and mental knots necessary to believe that since some thin people get heart disease, obesity isn't a dire health risk?",Clearly you have an drastically abnormal body type and shouldn't feel like a normal person. +"Maybe he hung the effigy BECAUSE she called him deplorable. That happens when you slur tens of millions of people, sometimes you're going to piss some people off.",And absolutely no one was calling for her death before she said that. +With 3 fans in the front the airflow should be pretty decent and good enough to keep your system cool. You might want to watch the temps when you go SLI but for single card this should be fine. That case looks great btw.,"Aight, thanks :) Definitely will get my hands on the H440W" +Report: Nearly $5 trillion and counting spent on Iraq and Afghanistan wars,but i'm told that you won so good for you +If she hasn't blocked him on all social media that means there's still a chance!,"If she hasn't requested a restraining order, she is just playing hard to get!" +Salaries list by job type in Stockholm - is this correct?,It's missing refugee +Each one of those players is going to be a genuine star. Makes you excited for the future doesn't it?,Absolutely Bruce +wont launch i havent played in awhile. came back to play click launch on steam and the box that pops up just stays at preparing to launch any help would be great,You have enough plutonium? +"Earth just had its hottest August on record, NASA finds","Yeah, but I bought a snow cone, so global warming is clearly a lie." +"Being raised a Jehovahs Witness, the answer I was told to a similar question was that god would make us forget those who didn't make it to paradise(heaven).","Forget your most loved, that sounds like paradise." +"yo ya lo dije bastante en este sub a lo largo del tiempo, pero el mejor ejemplo de esto es -El gol de Maradona -pero fue con la mano -pero a los ingleses Argentina in a nutshell.-",PERO GANAMO PAPA PERO GANAMO! +Trump's Blue Collar Base Wants More Jobs And An America Like The Past,"In other words, they miss the days where you could be an ignorant boob and still have plenty of money to prosper and waggle your redneck ass in the wind." +Well you get raped when you pay for Apple products anyway...what's a little electricity?,Ya why does battery life matter on laptops? +"Sex sells and women love to complain. They complain when they're objectified and they complain when they aren't. Just look at the push for topless equality ages ago, and think to how many women exercise that right. Of course if I wore booty shorts around town and my hairy ass was hanging out, people would surely laugh/awkwardly oogle.",Oh yeah women are the problem here +"Um, actually all I see is the Trump is a liar part of that. And that's entirely, demonstrably and in-arguably true.","Yeah, but, um, not if you *unskew* the facts!" +Because thats the color of magnesium.,"I doubt it is magnesium but still, they could have at least painted it to fit my taste duh" +"First tattoo. Native American arrow, by Donie at Iron Rose Tattoos in Columbus,GA","Yeah well, if you're not native american, that cultural appropriation!" +"I'm an Iranian atheist who opposes the government, the Iranian culture, and Islam. My life is full of pressure and I don't know what to do. What should I do? I'm 23 years old and I'm not getting any younger. I don't have any money, I've dropped out of college but I've reapplied for a measly Associate's course and I'm under constant pressure by my mom not to drink. I don't know what to do. I don't need your support, I need you to tell me what to do. And please don't suggest immigration because we both know it's impossible.",Start a revolution. +"No, I win!","Wow the energy and arena orbs are empty , nice !" +Soom-soom is correct for pretty much everywhere except Japan.,This is correct +"Yes. Gurley is a real talent, but there O overall is the worst in the NFL, and as bad as Keenum is, he is not under any real threat (Goff looks like he'll at least need this year for development, at the least....",Maybe if they try a few more plays passing to their #1 WR behind or just past the LOS they will end up a top 10 offense... +Wedding cake? If no one turned up to the big day?,I'm thinking if you're eating wedding cake by yourself... The wedding was cancelled and you couldn't get the deposit back? +"You know, if Hillary was able to have people assassinated without leaving any evidence multiple times and get away with a grand conspiracy to steal the Democratic primary, all while being on her death bed with either cancer/tumors/pneumonia/whatever... I think I'd want her to be president.","Wow, these CTR talking points are getting pretty direct." +Haircuts that won't make me look like a lesbian? ftm I read on a site that some ftm go overboard with their first few cuts and look like lesbians. What haircut style should I have done today to avoid this?,Wear the skull of the last person who misgendered you. +"This. I mean Chris can certainly afford a lawsuit, and if he sues Derek just to feel vindicated, that's all perfectly fine. But financially Chris and company won't get anything out of it. Derek has no assets. No house (his claim of a big ass mansion by the marina? Yeah I'll believe it when he does a livestream from said mansion). No office (see previous). No car (see previous). I doubt he can afford even 1% of the awarded damages with all of his game sells combined.","Weeeeell, he does have a BC3K T-Shirt, you know!" +"He desperately wanted a foreign mission, he was also called to the upstate mission that doesn't include Palmyra",Ahh makes sense. +"Yeah how is this not unbelievably obvious? Both reporters spoke and then laughed immediately becuase they knew what she was reacting to. Awful comedy, simple explanation",No dude she's having a seizure because her parkinsons/aids/hepatitis/whatever requires her to wear a catheder is acting up. +It has a snake game too.,Still better than No Man's Buy... +"Dad, I might have gotten Valese pregnant....",Who? +Got to play a little pickup hockey with Mike Krushelnyski. Showing off the hardware :),What is that middle one? +"DICK BIMBOS Buy pepe 10 FEET HIGHER TRUMP TRAIN 10 mph faster Trigglypuff's ARMS 10lbs heavier Deplorable IF IF IF IF IF IF OKIE DOKE EVAN, EVAN, EVAN, EVAN, CAN YOU FACT CHECK THIS ON THE FLY? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GET THIS MAN A COAT! LOCK HER UP",You forgot **LANDSLIDE** +FUCK THIS AREA. I remember looting and getting hit by that jump scare scream. Don't get me started on the motherfucking-atrocity that is the Jailers. Pieces of shit make health non-existent. Seriously fuck this area.,"Hey man, all they want to do is share their peace with you." +Titanfall 2: Official Single Player Gameplay Trailer,So Star Wars with Mechs now +"How about you don't be a tattle tale little snitch, and mind your own business like a real adult.",But I was told that if I see something to say something. +"They tell the truth most of the time, actually. Also, you support Donald Trump. How can you pretend to have any regard for the truth?",You dropped your +Is being banned from Levi Stadium really a punishment though?,Not according to Harbaugh. +Who was the real leader of the Westboro Baptist Church?,Jesus. +I'm an atheist and I struggle with accepting that hippos are the closest living relatives of whales.,Your mom wasn't more closely related? +I'm surprised she's just receiving a star now. She's been famous for over 30 years.,I didn't realize the office was that old +in my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since. -actual 1st line.,What was his father's advice? +"2015 Terry: If you hit, you play 2016 Terry: Fuck it, I got tenure","Yeah, because Conforto has been hitting so well in the majors." +"Something that your comment has put into perspective for me...I used to get so mad at Farrah for leaving Sophia with her parents to go out and do teenage things, because it was her baby and she should take responsibility. However she did not want to have this child and was forced into it by her parents. She was grieving a loss and had no outlet. You almost can't even be mad at her for rebelling against motherhood and her parents at that point.",Yeah and she wasn't half as bad of a mother as some of the other moms who weren't forced to have their babies. +What is the feeling among sports fans in NC regarding the NCAA pulling championship games? Is this something that could effect the Panthers in any way?,HB2 Is why Refs hate us and why we haven't won a game since it was passed. +"Okay, this has been bugging me. Who are the other people there? There are clearly more people than the Avengers, and we can see some of their faces.",One of them is clearly Captain Marvel! +"Why do we make such a big deal about bathrooms? I just see it as if we are men and women then why are we pushing this, now I understand that not everyone passes and everything else under the sun but we have been using the bathrooms of our choice so why exactly are we pushing it. I mean a bathroom is a bathroom we simply use it to use the bathroom so I don't understand why we are making a big deal about this maybe its just me but as I have said we have been using the bathroom of our choice and now we are just drawing more attention to the situation and its not needed if you look like who you say you are there is no meed to broadcast it and even if you don't. Just live your life. I don't understand.",Trans people are not the ones making a big deal of it. +I'm curious about your Simpsons thesis. What was it on exactly?,A casual Simpsons normie plebe fuck like you wouldn't understand +Heh elaborate on the training routine and brainwashing classes?,By brainwashing classes you should expect to be taught about our glorious MIB ideology +A zapdos wallpaper appears?,"Don't be silly, that's a Fearow!" +"Because the singer changes his opinion on a dime based on cynical self-interest, drawing attention to our ambivalent and complicated relationship with law enforcement?","Nope, South Park hasn't been about scathing social commentary since they asked Kyle to stop doing monologues." +My office window today got swarmed...,Looks like you have a mild infestation of spider mites +Or they ment 'impressed' in the negative sense,Or its kind of fair game to post whatever in replies to comments. +Brave Frontier vs. Quad City DJs,"~~Not as epic as the first one, 10/15~~" +You cut off the end. Now I will never get better FPS :(,Try Overwatch. +Thanks for complying.,"A beautiful moment here in reddit history, a user and a mod getting along." +"It's an expensive lesson, but a lesson nonetheless.",Is a gun and a single bullet an expensive lesson? +steam,uplay masterrace +Incentive for Redditors I think that there should be a trophy for redditors so we can give an incentive to the people participating in Prestige-Gaming's Social Media Adventures. I also really enjoy how active this is! Qadassa is doing a great job!,VIPs get to be mods. +"Perhaps watch the game before you waste others time with your uneducated opinions. Almost half the routes (21/44) he ran against NYG were fly routes that Dak didn't even bother looking at except for YOLO balls which were really poorly thrown (though he should've come down with the overturned TD). On the other routes, Dez got open quite a bit and Dak either missed him or zeroed in on Beasley or Witten. NYG didn't shut down Dez, Dak and the offensive gameplan did.","Nah dude, Beasley is the #1 now." +How much you wanna bet that this was Stan's idea,Can I bet it was Kirby's and Stan stole credit +"While Stein would be preferable over Trump, she like Gary Johnson does not really have the qualifications for the position.",I dont think hillary is healthy enough to last four years in the office +RGB is my only weakness,Not enough RGB +No combat footage Posts to r/combatfootage wat,It has guns and is in syria so this is the right place right? +Shouldn't Luffy die really young? The procedure he got at Impel Down was supposed to cut his lifespan shorter. And iirc Lucci said something about Second Gear putting extra strain on his body that would also shorten his lifespan. Considering how often he uses second hear it seems like Luffy would have a really short natural life if he isn't killed sooner.,Luffy's awakening will clearly stretch out his lifespan. +"My favourite part is how NZ attempted fttn and realised it was a waste of fucking time. Too bad Australia couldn't take a lesson. They're also way ahead of of us with animal rights, drug policies and same sex marriage (otherwise known as 'marriage' to those who aren't irrational bigots).",We're a big country mate +I'd love for more 50% chance to attack the *right* target Ogre mechanic. But I fear to have an expansion way similar to Goblins vs Gnomes in theme.,That's literally the exact same thing as the existing ogre mechanic. +You must construct additional pylons.,Or get a really long cable. +and fire serpents aren't? like ik that fs are higher tier and all but literally every decent tier trader who hasn't cashed out has one...,So you are saying I am a pleb trader +#DEGENERATE DENISE,At least her negotiating skills guaranteed her the job before she paid +It's not hard,If camera == behind wall: Wall = transparent Ez +Lol I got a Grindr ad before this.. Not exactly the target market guys.,YouTube ads are targeted... +"I see people dressing their children exactly the same, even if they're not twins. What's up with that?",2x1 offers in Carrefour mi amigo. +A bf1 montage from when ps2 was down.,"Aww yea, plane quickscopes and noscopes, take that CoD!" +They probably rushed things to release the note before the iPhone 7,"and so to make up for the mistake of rushing the Note 7 they're going to rush the S8, makes perfect sense" +Interview with HUGH MUNGUS!,I'd love to think that the SJW who was harassing this guy has learned a little something from this encounter but I'm sure she hasn't. +"What the hell, why were you ok with your gf slapping you for no reason? Sounds like an abusive relationship.","friendly slap, not hospitalized slap :)" +Really? What did you expect to happen?,"I don't know, but not for the entire truck to get swallowed by a river in less than 10 seconds." +"Deflect bullets, apparently...",When he was ready... He wouldn't have to. +*throws glitter*,Explain what is going on here +... it's in a different tech tree?,"But normally 'competing' vehicles would each have their own strengths and weaknesses, as far as i can tell the Gepard is similar but better version of the Falcon in every way other than size." +"Anyone that fat is unhealthy. Just stop. We all know this to be true, being overweight is bad. I really need to lost about 30 myself. I'm too fat and I know it. But I'll by golly admit it.","Don't you know, you can't be unhealthy if you don't smoke or drink!" +"HoTs are great for that affix, the healing absorb stays very small because individual healing ticks are small, and they constantly cancel out the healing absorb.","Awesome, druid healing really needed another buff currently." +"I bet he did drive around the salvage yard and didn't see the RAV, but of course he wouldn't say that in a report because of the later framing. He probably drove through to the quarry, too.","Which raises the question, what does the State have on record that isn't available to the public." +All I know is I saw Bernie stickers everywhere and help was filling stadiums while Hillary couldn't fill high school gyms. Something weird happened. Hillary mailing prestamped mail in ballots to old people also helped. On top of that all the superdelegates pre voting for her was really dirty too. Even though they were always going to redistribute based on popular vote.,It's because a young person has never voted! +Tomb King He Bo (SKIN CONCEPT),reminds me of marka ragnos for some reason. +inb4 OpTic Desiigner,Maniac gets signed to G.O.O.D music and starts making beats with Mike Dean +"How is it that Venice has actually gotten worse? Also, what were those encampments and tents on the westside of the boardwalk?","But nooo, the neighborhood is losing its lovely character to gentrification!" +I worked for the program when I was in school and your last statement is incredibly untrue. He's a great dude and his players love him.,"Just based on friends who knew him at UH, I find it hard to believe his is standoffish" +Rise of the Tomb Raider PS4 Pro vs PC 4K,BUT YOU CANT SEE MORE THAN 24.. wait that was for something else +"Curvy means you've got ) ( and ( ), not just ( ) Where's all the *actual* curvy chicks these days?",HAES got em all +How do you get it ground so fine?,Not Turkish but: just keep grinding longer than you would normally. +"This is absolutely true. I agree with you completely. That said, this is a serious claim and every asshole deserves to be considered innocent until proven guilty by a court of law.",I couldn't agree more. +Splyce looks much better than CLG. CLG looks lost on the new patch and struggles heavily in a meta without laneswaps. Splyce got some of the same problems but has proven themself much more than CLG. Remember that one of the most important members on Splyce (Wunder) underperformed in playoffs and gaunlet and despite this they managed to qualify.,"Splye also didn't play against competition as tough as IMT, C9 or TSM." +"What is the one SNES game you would want to see come to the N3DS virtual console? I am talking about games that have not seen a release yet. For me personally I would love to see Sparkster come to the N3DS VC. I borrowed the game from neighbors who used to live next door to me and I beat that game and I really loved that game. The game hasn't even seen a release on the VC for either the Wii or Wii U, but I would love to see it come to the N3DS. Thoughts and opinions",Doom +A Your mom joke. Your mum.,What a joke. +I wonder if entps who are not in shape would even comment... lol,"No we're all super fit and attractive, did you not see the photo thread a while ago" +"Official Rankings 2016 1. ISTP 2. INTP 3. ESTP 4. ISTJ 5. ENFJ 6. INTJ 7. ENTP 8. INFJ 9. ESFJ 10. ISFJ 10. ISFP 11. ENTJ 12. ESFP 13. ESTJ 14. INFP 15. ENFP If you have a question about a particular I can ~~bullshit a reason~~ explain the metrics, methods, motivations and procedures that went into the type's placement.",I'm super offended ENTP is so low on the list. +"Asus GTX 660ti or GeForce 950? Hey guys! I really need some help. I did some research online and from what I can tell, the Asus GTX 660ti is about the same as the GeForce 950 in performance. Kind of middle-of-the-road graphics cards? Is this true? If you had to say, which one is better in your opinion? It looks like the 660 is much more expensive when I search it online but it seems to be out of stock in a lot of popular places, so I don't know if it's just old or fast selling or what... Thanks for any input!",This belongs in Satire/Joke. +funny to see the responses here and yet everyday there's a new thread where people are complaining about having to spend 5 minutes in a hot subway car.,"I put in my time as a kid, so should they." +Yeah it's so repetitive. You'd think the two teams who's only rivals are in the Big12 would return to their roots and traditions by now :/,Hey we have LSU and Piggy +Guess we found the Amazon employee. :),"Yes, I must be an Amazon employee because their customer satisfaction is so low, any support for them is highly suspect." +What kind of Jeep? I need to know for reasons.,"What you think just because she's a woman, she needs to prove to you she knows about cars." +Every green is unrealistic. Even 12 is aimed high for the avg player. The avg golfer will benefit most from spending an hour around the short game putting area versus the driving range.,"Umm yea, it was a rant...or" +playing the safe route with internet creepers is always a smart plan.,Fully agree! +for the good of the country every mention of Trump the fucking moron should be banned.,"A leftist advocating for mass censorship, how surprising" +Eli5 I am more interested in how folks can actually believe that It was SA fault in the first place .,Bc there are Muslims there duh! +U.S. confirms two more freed Guantanamo inmates rejoined militant groups,"Trump was right, we need more water boarding" +9/11 is only significant because white people died,I seem to recall 19 Middle Eastern people dying and nobody mourning them. +I really don't see how this made it on national TV. You'd think there would be a few checkpoints along the way.,"Aw, well it's only Ohio..." +"Close, but definitely not as concentrated. And once you get outside of the city center, it will diminish quickly. I know Jewish influence extends well out into the boroughs and burbs over in your part of the world.",wait do most schools not get off for rosh Hashanah and Yom kippur? +looks like we got a butthurt delfy fan,"yes, because delfy's exploits aim at being harmless to any person on the planet" +"Most importantly, it is a real-time OS, which is almost always a necessity for devices that physically crash if a task isn't finished in due time.","If my half-blind grandma can drive on the road, it should be safe to auto drive a car on the JVM" +Playing around with shaders..,"Wow, you must be really good with shaders because this looks identical to Slow Mo Guys firetornado video." +"Wait this is a thing? Shit glad I have't jumped on yet, had 203 Strange coins was gonna blow them all on 3oC","Yea, it became routine for me to ignore the yellow engram lol" +"Interestingly I see the tanks as the groups bitch. They can never lead, a great tank is just competent at knowing his place in the group and how to support the dps. The healer is essentially dps that keeps the tank alive but tanks are primarily there to be hit and do what the dps need them to do. They are the guys on the front line that you send into battle first. The canonfodder not the general. Only a doomed army is lead into battle by their king.",Clearly you've read a lot of fantasy novels. +"lf1m Oryx hm, at checkpoint. Message me with your light level and class Gt: sanitypurged",I'm down to try and help but I need the checkpoint on another character. +"Yeah we get it, you are a pc gamer..","With all the empty sugary drinks on the table, I beg it smells divinely in there!" +Australians petition to put Steve Irwin on their money.,"damn right, he was out greatest president!" +Except for clinically.,*Only* clinically. +"I took a few of their courses a while back. It's not so nefarious as people describe. It's certainly not a cult. People will call anything that you pay money to participate in a cult. It made a pretty big difference in my life, and I use things I learned there every day.",Found the psychopath exec. +Quiet cosplay done perfectly,Someone bleach my eyes please +I guess Kevin has picked his song,omg i can't contain my excitement any longarrrr +Every state is in play this year :),"I like the way you think, very high energy, if you ask me." +"Thought about this when skipping through that what weird thing did your kid/you draw in kindergarten. Most answers where from the US - kids there draw so much violence and gore, apparently. They are just surrounded by it.","Good thing we don't let them get any *bad* ideas into their heads though, like women's nipples or something horrible like that" +This post hurts my feelings. Reported for invalidating and derailing.,"Oh, shut up" +"Victorious Skin Predictions I have been thinking this and why has no one suggested Victorious Lucian. Although both victorious skin and championship skin last year were adcs i still think he could get it. He has been dominant in both competitive and soloq all year and hasnt gotten a skin since worlds last year which most of his skin parters have gotten new ones (Fiora,Zed,Leona,Yasuo). I think that lucian is a strong contender for the victorious skin, what do you guys think about lucian and who will get the skin",Yorick of course +And what it comes down to is that driver-less vehicles can't possibly come soon enough. Burke and Beale seem to be legislating for more death.,How else will they get people to vote for them? +A bunch of lawyers deciding what constitutes a lie... that would be litigated for literally centuries.,"ya, the law never has to deal with intentionally misleading statements" +What do you still have memorized after all these years?,"Aaaaaaaaaaalaaaaabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas..." +Trump is panicking over his crappy numbers with women. So now it's suddenly Pander To Women Week. Surprise.,After African American pandering week went so well +Left Stick Hitting Did this get taken out? If it where is it?,I've never used it as it will be the death of you in EASHL. +Stinks has been suspended. Temporary R.I.P to one of our temporary fallen soldiers,It's a good thing that somebody can't easily create a new Reddit account and use proxy servers. +The Clinton Foundation is actually a fantastic charity. Along with the Gates Foundation it's regarded as one of the best charities you can give to.,Wow the Clintons are suck dicks. +What's worse than paper money? A Zimbabwean bond for paper money.,Time to sell off all my pms and invest in a real winner! +"But if consent was given prior... isn't this like entrapment? Isn't that essentially just charging a man for rape because of someone else's fear? I understand that it can be scary, but on paper this sounds overly protective in cases where someone is under the impression they aren't raping a person. This is like charging someone for rape because they can't read minds. I'm just not certain that a charge of rape is appropriate, when there was consent at the start and absolutely nothing is communicated after. I avoided casual relationships when I was younger because of sexual transmitted things, but this law would scare the ever living shit out of me.",You missed the +"I wasn't even mad despite being affected, it was impressive how a monumental cock-up like that could ever happen. We joke about it all the time over here.","Shame Niantic didn't even bother fixing it, as we both know :/" +"Glik is a beast, obviously he doesn't speak the language and he don't know his partners very well but he brought solidity to our defense and alongside him Jemerson is also becoming better. Glik is solid, he reads the game well and doesn't waste his time trying to play fancy, he will send the ball out rather than trying to keep it and lose it in a dangerous position, he also brings a lot of confidence in the backside. Glik is a fighter and with his mentality you know that he will fight the whole game.",Good to see not having only Lewandowski abroad being talked good about. +"Goobis ult isn't exposed at all, because anyone near you should be dead a couple of seconds in.",That's why goobis is such a strong pick. +What if I like spending time with my grandma?,"Then you have living-grandma privilege, shitlord." +"Statistically speaking, if you're watching those sites you might have difficulties meeting people in real life...",Then it's ABSOLUTELY about Linux! +Songs are so complex these days,"Well, shake it up, baby, now (Shake it up, baby) Twist and shout (Twist and shout) C'mon C'mon, C'mon, C'mon, baby, now (Come on baby) Come on and work it on out (Work it on out) Well, shake it, shake it, shake it, baby, now (Shake it up baby) Well, shake it, shake it, shake it, baby, now (Shake it up baby) Well, shake it, shake it, shake it, baby, now (Shake it up baby) Wow, this very classic song by The Beatles is so original, sophisticated and meaningful!" +jeeesus what's wrong with him,That's gotta be bad for your neck right? +Trump proposes 35 percent tax on foreign-produced cars,"You mean the foreign brands manufactured in the US, or the US brands manufactured in a foreign country?" +Maybe he's a Jewish double agent trying to convince us the alt right is full of idiots,"omg, those clever, devious Jews!" +"I'm pretty sure Anduin is only King of Stormwind, and Genn is for all intents and purposes the High King of the Alliance. That being said, if anyone were to lead the Alliance as a whole, it should be Velen or Tyrande, two people with wartime experience in fighting the Burning Legion.",I feel like [Velen wouldn't take the position after his recent experience during the Light's Heart chain.] +*Everyone quickly deletes their revelations rant posts after seeing takeos katana is now a playable weapon...*,YES so glad i completed every EE for pack a punched guns and a more powerful bowie knife! +Start Ware or Mccoy?,Seems like the question of the day +A few balloons will spruce the place up a bit,it kinda did thou +I feel that being banned from most of the professional CS:GO is not comparable to death sentence. In my opinion comparison is in bad taste.,"Wouldn't want to offend all those people on death row, they already suffered so much." +So she redd it?,Never regret it the second I said it I feel like im smarter I read it on reddit +"What about Teddy? If I had to fight any one NFL player, I'd choose Hoyer.","Beasley, I might win!" +After doing the same I think this all goes so much deeper than a missed birthday that treating the topic at hand is almost pointless.,"Nah turns out that story was actually about OPs sister, she was just pretending to be her?" +"I would break it down into archetypes with each one having qualities. Each Primarch doesn't necessarily have all the qualities of the archetype though. Rogue: Quick, stealthy, evasive/dodge Primarchs that fall into this would be Night Haunter, Khan, Fulgrim, Corax, and Alpharius/Omegon Brawler: Strong, can take a hit, but slower moving than rogue characters. Primarchs that fall into this would be Leman Russ, Vulcan, Ferrus Manus(maybe), Mortarion, and Angron Fighter: A hybrid between Brawler and Rogue characters. So not as strong, but faster than Brawlers. And Not as fast, but stronger than Rogues. Primarchs in this archetype would be the Lion, Dorn, Sanguinius, Guilliman, and Horus. Not sure what to call the last category, but it would be like a Paladin archetype. So Warrior, but also reliant on magical abilities. Primarchs in this category would be Magnus, Lorgar, and Perturabo. I add Perty to this list, not because he has magical abilities, but he would have a bunch of contraptions on his armor that would assist him. Like guns and what not. Maybe add Ferrus Manus to this section too... Let me know what you think!","I would argue that Fulgrim would belong in the fighter category, but otherwise good breakdown." +"guys im going back to console, im convinced. PC has shit graphics man.",You forgot to add +'Star Wars: Rogue One' Replaces Its Composer,But... but... the reshoots were totally planned! +"What diet soda tastes the least like diet? Sugary drinks is my last holdout. Everything else I can live without, but if I can't wash down my salad with a Dr. Pepper or a raspberry Brisk, I'll lose my shit. The diet flavor works for at most a week, then it's just all I can taste. It's like there's just a layer of aspartame I can't rinse out. How do you deal with that?","I found Diet 7Up to taste even better than regular, but maybe that's just me." +IT'S OVER GUYS! TRUMPS LIES ABOUT HIS PAST ARE FINALLY EXPOSED,Big if true +She kinda looks like a prostitute,I think that was the idea... +ang calories :),Why think about calories when you get lunch for free? +"Why youre being downvoted is beyond me, porn has been proven to be something ppl view when theyre lonely or wanting to get a quick fix that society or their SO arent providing them.",Unlike reddit of course +God this expansion sucks,I can't wait for a WoD private server. +can confirm. waterboarded myself last week.,Did you get some sick tricks? +"Yes, or change to a default item like standard boost or OEM wheels",Just like the Day of the Tentacle topper +"I personally witnessed four sexual encounters that the 13 year old Plaintiff was forced to have with Mr. Trump during this period, including the fourth of these encounters where Mr. Trump forcibly raped her despite her pleas to stop. - Eye Witness","Hey guys who cares if he rapes children, he's an outsider, he's anti-establishment, he's a self-made trillionaire!" +My dad bought Patanjali honey and hated it. Now he swears he won't buy any Patanjali product and stick to Dabur. :P,Tell your dad to stop being such an anti-national +"REQUEST ::: Group messages with siblings, and family. I am eagerly waiting :P",As far as I know there's no tools for that +We'd be majority Hispanic now rather than in 2050.,Not after we deport all those Mexicans back to El Salvador where they belong. +best frame for all round (not end game) loki prime too squishy,Hydroid +a glazed donut brisket sandwich,The new spot in Westwood? +I have faith that my boys in black will make us proud and come out of that difficult group by being the number 1 seed,Are you talking about ISIS +HELP: MacX Video Converter Pro vs. iSkysoft iMedia Converter Deluxe - Which one is better video converter for mac?,"MPEGstreamclip, it's free and it's awesome." +"And yet we get a 1 mana counter target artifact spell (ceremonious rejection, counters colorless but close enough).",Blue is always overpowered +Whole point of farming is that it's supposed to be reliable. Unless predicting new champions is a reliable way to get karma? Seems kind of hard to do more than once.,plot twist: OP actually works for Riot Champion designs team and leaked Kled without making it obvious to farm karma +Warrant out for Adam for failure to pay child support,But he just took Aubree to Toys R Us! +He couldn't even get any points ahead of Hillary.,In a completely fair and unbiased primary! +How does letting somebody into your house turn into a right to breakdown locked doors? Did they also have the right to strip search him and probe his cavities? Does the fact that all the evidence they found had absolutely nothing to do with blood not have any influence on the legitimacy of the search?,"Don't worry about the cavity search, I'm just checking on the welfare of your colon" +Look at our own.,Yeah but we stopped the boats +Clinton on pneumonia: It 'finally got some Republicans interested in women's health',"This joke implies that Democrats/left-leaning independents weren't interested in her non-contagious heat-flunomia photo-op campaign trail cancellation nothingburger, which, obviously, has been confirmed by the recent polling data." +"Trust me, they just got worse after the 4.",I think you meant to say revolutionary. +uh wehat,? +LOL at the downvotes.... Probably marvel sub's very boring at the moment.,yeah how dare they come to OUR sub! +I'm still trying to figure out how women are supposed to meet these Nice Guys if leaving the house and using social media are discouraged.,obviously they're supposed to communicate through morse code by blinking a laser pointer into their neighbor's garage at 2am +TL;DR there will only be one Korean lol expert casting at worlds,2 with LS +"Yup.. Pretty cute indeed. Remember, #Destroyers are not for lewds!!",Hamakaze begs to differ... +Canada's top CEOs deliver 159 times more *value* than average workers. Sydney Crosby delivers 1000x more value than the *average* Canadian hockey player. Stop bitching you stupid plebs. Work hard and better yourself and your skills and the value you bring to your employer. You want a bigger piece of the pie? Earn it.,but the system is oppressing me! +What's the context here? Was that a reaction to WWI or something else? From what country?,"The tombstone appears to say militia and bears the name John Smith so I'm thinking it's American in origin, but I'm not sure what exactly its speaking out against." +Why didn't they use Osmium or Gold?,Not sure - would have looked awesome. +"Everybody is buying CZ's Urban Grey suppressor ready pistols, and I'm over here like...",What the fuck that is easily the best looking handgun I have ever seen in my life +GIMP or Photoshop?Please say GIMP.,Inkscape +"For me it's just the fact that it's a symbol of 'Don't talk to me. I'm my husband's property, you're not allowed to look at me, but I still require your service.' It's so rude. In my area the majority of women wear these, and I'm in England. I'm not allowed to walk around in a black hoodie all the time wearing a hockey mask. It's just unsociable and rude.",You should try talking to one... you might be surprised. +"It depends on situation really, if you get really far ahead, you can build jungler item into ravenous hydra, and destroy them, thats what I would do at least, But if you don`t get ahead, or even fall behind, build Jungler item, Black Cleaver, into full tank, can`t tell items, depends on their team comp. There is tons of good Lee guides, he is mechanically hard, but extremely fun champion, im lvl 7, with him, so I think I know what im talking, search up some guides on youtube, or watch some gripex streams, if you have some time.",Thanks man! +"they are also one of the wealthiest org in eu lcs, they are only rivalred by fnatic and g2 who already have good adcs",How can you say fnatic *and* good in the same sentence LUL +When you knife all your ducks in a row.,Naptime in the generator room! +"That's awesome, considering how relatively small the Dofus community is it's quite rare to find a player on a different game! I haven't played in some time now either, but I have a 200 Sadi (was a cra before class-change) on Rushu :p","Used to play Dofus a lot and found it really fun, but suddenly they made it pay to play... Don't know what happened with the game after that.." +"10 man league, standard scoring. My RBs: E Elliott, L Bell, T Rawls, D Williams, S Ware, J Forsett My WRs: A Green, K Benjamin, A Hurns, T Benjamin, T Sharpe A Morris and T Coleman up for grabs. I kind of want to grab Morris so that my top two RBs are both insured, but at the same time no one has made a move for Morris yet and I have #1 priority in case Zeke goes down on the field. But I don't know when Forsett would ever make it off my bench so my question is do I just drop him now and pick up Morris? Or wait it out and see how the Ravens backfield shakes out? Other option is to swap Forsett for Coleman as the situations feel similar where their value will be determined by division of labour. I'm leaning Coleman though since the split seems to be just between him and Freeman, versus Forsett who has to share with West and soon Dixon. Thoughts?","Dixon is most likely going to come out of that backfield with the biggest split, and I'm pretty high on Coleman." +"There is a time for protest, and there is a time to do your duty to your country. The primary was a time for the former; the general is a time for the latter.",Time to bend the knee everyone! +"Because as we all know, Italy was formerly the powerhouse of Europe with no problems at all. It's all these dirty brown people fucking it up.",Bringing in Muslims certainly helps though right? +"That's so absurd... Is there no like, moral compass attached to this person? Has he never been shown compassion? I don't understand...",Don't you mean moral barometer? +"Don't worry, you'll still get to see Trout lose the AL MVP to someone much less qualified than him.",But Encarnacion is better because RBI's! +"Right, that's not done by the same minimum wage worker/machine for both products or anything.",Should've added +He shot me just in my personal space,'Hanzo isn't broken' +PSA: People don't know the difference between TIL and PSA,TIL: Allo releases today +"I loaded into training room after a ranked match, but something was a bit off.",pc or ps4? +That is why you keep important things in Dropbox and a copy in google drive,But I read on the internet that uploading something to Dropbox means they now own all the rights to my stuff! +Welcome to the Army!,If only there was a Division policy that is supposed to prevent this sort of thing. +"Hey, thanks for the kind words. The Bible does use fear in reference to God hundreds of times. Fear of God in the Bible is often meant as reverence or awe, the archaic definition of fear. Unfortunately, extremists have often defiled this word by twisting these instances into the more negative definitions of the word to push different agendas.",In the bible words mean anything I think they mean. +Wonderboy's UFC debut.,Head kicks should be banned! +Seriously? Why does he continue to say things like this?,He was just being sarcastic +"Not going to lie, could tell right away that the cooked bird was a chicken, not a duck. Duck drumsticks aren't that big XD",Joke ruined! +"The sad part is that to a lot of people, the following three things somehow need to be mutually exclusive: 1. 3.5mm jack 2. USB port (type C, Lightning, etc) 3. Wireless audio They act as if any one of these things is getting in the way of the others.",But the 3.5 mm jack is inhibiting progress on Bluetooth! +"The Bay - Adidas Stan Smith (Sizes 9, 10, 11, 12) - $76.99 + extra 20% off with code GIVE today only",I just picked these up last week for retail.... :( +"I wish there was a mid range quality subreddit. Sure I can get the $100 trekking poles, $200 ice axe and $300 backpack that will survive multiple 8000m trips, or I can buy the $20 poles, $50 axe and $80 backpack that will work just as well for years, if not life on the relatively easy hikes I do.",I want to have like a r/coolcheapstuff that is just reviews of well priced things that are actually good and people should buy if they are interested. +Still saying Jmatt.,"What, you don't like Joe Klopfenstein?" +They did this experiment in India as well. I don't think it is written the same in all languages.,Without knowing which language they used and the alphabet used it's not possible to say but in English at least it could be something that affected shape choice. +You mean the contract she signed that obligates her to all public events involving Drag Race? lol,She obviously in the top 3 and will go to get her check +Treat them like any other criminal if they won't pay. Seize their assets and arrest their leadership.,I think you forgot the +Audit reveals Army's trillion-dollar accounting gaffes,Yet the military is woefully underfunded and we need to increase spending. +Agendas like improving healthcare and education.,Bastards. +"Well, it does mean the cost of education shifts from the people at the beginning of their economic careers to those at middle or end of it. Not the worst thing in the world- the state makes it easy to get that degree, to get the better-paying job and start earning (income taxes) and spending (sales taxes) more.",Why should the young and poor be given a break if I have to pay more every april? +You guys should just learn metric and stop using ridiculous units.,Blame England for inventing the cursed imperial system. +"Can confirm, it's a great movie.","Can confirm, sounds entirely like left-winged Hollywood homosexuality and I won't have any part of it." +"Rams DT Aaron Donald was fined twice while getting ejected: $9,115 for unnecessary roughness and $12,154 for unsportsmanlike conduct.",Rams must be the NFLs new sweetheart! +unless he made it up.,Did you just assume my gender? +The Runefest promotion code not working after being announced.,Nice meme +Oh look! This! .....Again! Sigh......,"Yeah, i'd much rather keep seeing the same screenshots over and over and over and over again" +There is no way the Market has dropped. A 3 bedroom 2 bath in Narre Warren only on a small block got 3 offers over 500k. Half a million for a house 50 mins from the CBD. WTF,BBBut Gen Y just need to move out further from city to get a start. +Amazon starts selling used and refurbished phones in India,OMG DUMPING THEIR E-WASTE ON US +What gets you emotional every time?,The ending of Saving Private Ryan. +"Not to nitpick, but the Super LaMario World GameDay sign features an augmented Super Mario Bros. graphic... two completely different games, people!",Fucking casuals +Transgender Scots Guard is first female soldier on front line,I sure look forward to a flood of comments from people who rarely-if-at-all comment on any other Scottish news telling us why this means we are all multi-culti cucks! +How is that dude so jacked,uh.. paleo of course. +"Japan has a worrying number of virgins, government finds",Maybe if they didn't censor their porn people would actually know what to do +"I think I've seen more sheep in England than I have Wales, maybe its just the areas that I drive past but there really doesn't seem to be that many when I travel through","Welsh sheep are up in the hills, English sheep are in fields." +"better then, not consistent with everyone's opinion. And other coin strategies. Dynamic size, etc. BTC has become really slow compared to any other coin. And cancels some use cases as it is.",Please don't feed the trolls. +"The computer. I think people in the future will be baffled by how we went from basic computers the size of a van, to having he entirety of the human races knowledge, apps, real time news and instant communication all in our pocket, literally, in just 65 years.",We get it you have an iPhone +I don't think I'v ever seen anyone in here speak European or Canadian so I think most people on here are Americans.,U'r wrong eh ... +Has anyone else been dosing like crazy since hearing of the ban?,"I've been slowly tapering down, knowing that when the day comes I'll have to flush all my stash down the shitter and be without............." +Litre bike,...pretty sure it's leader. +Do you want to see Conor die? Gsp would actually finish a fight for once,But he took on a 200lb Nate +"He needs to be called up, he changed Bremen for the better in 2nd half. If he was in a better team, he would have more goals.","Nah, Jozy's SO much better" +Or maybe get blasted to space by using the Note 7 special exploding feature??,"Oh, that funny joke again." +Lol I can't believe the hype for non pk nmds. Basically roshes,And they have the exact same midsole +Shroud VAC Shot,This would be front page already if this was shroud +"Cheaper Pub in the World Guy walks into a pub and asks the bar man for a pint; That will be $0.05 please sir. Wow, in that case I will have a shot of whisky too Certainly, that will be $0.03 sir. Damnnn, OK and a packet of crisps. 0.01 please sir, $0.08 all together. This is astonishing, can I speak to the owner of this place, I'd like to thank him. Oh, not just now, he is busy, he is upstairs with my wife. ...What is he doing upstairs with your wife? Same thing I am doing down here with his business.",Haven't heard this one before! +Medical cannabis + drivers license? I am considering taking to my doctor about cannabis for pain. One area of concern for me is obviously the government of Canada doesn't want people to smoke and drive(or fly as I call it). Will my doc tell me not to drive or will I lose it? I need to drive with my kids for appointments ext and the wife isn't always available. Taxis would be very costly as well. I have a perfect driving record and have never been in an accident.,im pretty sure as soon as you mention cannabis they will take your car away on the spot. +Car of Germany's anti-immigrant AfD party leader set ablaze,That'll sure teach him! +"Obama on his way to Iraq to give medals to all the pilots, ground controllers, forward observers, lawyers, and generals who planned and executed this brilliant operation!!! Can't wait until Hillary starts bombing Damascus. It's been years since America bombed a new Mideast capital. We need more death.",We can only hope that the peace-loving republicans will prevail in the elections so this kind of bloodshed can be avoided +The Ash Fan Club Reactions,It's like a Bobby Hill version of Ash. +"Teamsters head pleads guilty to a federal extortion charge, in a case with ties to City Hall",Wow I for one am shocked +A stranger helping out another stranger struggling with his tie,"Hey and one guy is white and the other is black, so that's extra significant!" +He cut it,Thats why they deducted points +"If people avoid me because I'm miserable, how can I ever become happy? It's funny, you know, it's the people that have everything and are happy that people flock to, not the people that actually need somebody.","Just stop being miserable, it's not that hard!" +"...cost [U](/U)[B](/B)[R](/R) *less* to cast makes this much more balanced, I think. Otherwise this is just begging to be abused.",I don't know... [[Enter the Infinite]] or [[Time Stretch]] for UBR seems pretty balanced... +Download HapticPro,Yeah let me just reverse engineer iOS 10 and jailbreak it brb +Guessing you missed the keynote. Less rage please.,"Ignore him, he has no courage." +"Will Mutators return in Horde 3.0? I haven't seen any news revolving around this and I personally loved Mutators in both the campaign and Horde for Gears 3; so I was wondering if anyone else has had the same thought for the in Gears 4. Do you think Mutators will return for Horde 3.0? Will they come back for the campaign as well? I had so much fun just putting on infinite ammo or insta-gib and chilling out carving through the Locust, I really hope they make a reappearance too.",If they don't I'm cancelling my preorder. +Ohh yea I forgot about that post. I believe he is a she?,Chick with dick or guy with tits? +"He's very cool and humble actually. Some of the other rappers I've met can be very cocky and full of themselves. Sean invited us over, we smoked backwoods and talked about the music video, and then we smoked a joint with his mom. Whole time he was talking to us and asking questions instead of just sitting on his phone or something.",How do you know him lol that's so dope +Big tits are the best for titty fucking,"No, small tits are -.-" +Bikers will understand this,Cyclists are assholes because they run red lights +2 Naked Girls On A Beach,"In other news, just a sekirei screen grab" +"Ugh. The left-wing is always looking for a new group to stereotype, label, and hate. What disturbs me the most about this is that the left-wing is supposed to fight against stereotyping, fight against labels, and fight against hate. The hypocrisy of the left does my head in. I think, with the Internet, people worldwide are starting to realise this. Perhaps this is why Labour are doing so badly, why the left is crumbling around the world. There's a place for compassion, but people have realised the left is not that place.","You are lucky, the Left here in Europe love start fire at stores, cars with people inside, beating people on live tv and starting antigovernative riots in the refugee camps... And the right is the problem, expecially when you call everybody that doesn't accept your thinking Far Right." +"Relevance of Old Maps? Let me preface by saying y'all are a great community. Anyway, do any of the old maps (pre-origins, AKA B.O.1 and WaW) have any significance in the context of the super EE that we are all searching for? In the sense of Five and Kino and Moon etc giving us any hints? Thanks!",Dead ops arcade is the most important +GalaxyMusic stuffed up...,September fools! +"Trump: Actually, it was my friend... and he's a Jew. Friend: I am his friend, but I'm not Jewish. He really stumped himself there.","He works in Hollywood, that's close enough, right?" +"Paul Pogba's first half against Watford by numbers: 72% pass accuracy, 0 chances created, 0 take-ons, 0 interceptions, 0 tackles won",1 crossbar tho +"Does the sound of the waste and expense of the Keurig bum you out? All those little plastic containers on the way to the landfil. The less than fresh coffee product - nothing like fresh ground at all. The glaring fact that it is the single *most expensive* way to make mediocre coffee short of ordering home-delivery by drone. I'd be suicidal if I had to hear that. It would be saying decadent, wasteful, scam over and over again.",r/coffee is leaking (but I agree w/ this guy wholeheartedly). +"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me 3 or more times and I'm dead inside.",Jesus christ if you use font like that then no wonder why she neglected. +"I'm terrified of death because there is no afterlife. How to deal with this? Hi everyone I've been an atheist for several years and I've never been religious. Recently, I think a lot about my own death, and it completely terrifies me. It's the one thing I fear the most, even though I'm only 23. When I think about dying, about never seeing anyone I love ever again and and not existing forever afterwards, my heart starts racing, I kinda start to panic about it. Right now, I'm trying to fall asleep, but once again, existential crisis hit me and it's impossible for me to sleep now. It all started 3-4 weeks ago and I never had problems with these thoughts before that. But ever since they started, I think about it every day, especially when I want to fall asleep. Being an atheist means (at least for me, maybe not for all atheists) not believing in an afterlife, which means I'll live my life maybe 80-100 years if I'm lucky, and then it's all over for eternity. All my thoughts and memories will be gone forever and this thought makes me feel extremely afraid of dying, even though I'm content with my life. I don't want to ever die, I want to live forever, but I know I will cease existing at some point, and that point is only a few decades away at most. Every moment I ever experienced will be meaningless after my death and there will be nothingness for eternity. Do you ever fear death as an atheist because there is no afterlife? How do you deal with it?","If you are having anxiety and panic attacks, maybe you should see a doctor." +Trump threatens to sue New York Times,Oh yeah totally presidential of him. +Jeff Seid looked much worse than his Stockholm condition.,Yea but imagine if he actually hopped on the bike. +Well that went as expected. Don't think we'll ever see C9 win an international lan. Especially not against VP lol.,C9 just need to go to an asia/au lan and call it international to win one +I really wanted to try to bait him in to saying more but I couldn't understand his argument to attack it,"Obviously, you are just too much of a simpleton to understand his complex thought." +Youtube commenter on the abortion issue:,What a witty and truly original comment. +It's just such a stupid mechanic abbadon and ursa are the only heroes in dota who can activate shit while disabled and have to meet very specific circumstances to do it. Morph just laughs through beast master roar and late game he has manta to dispel silences.,late game heroes being strong in late what a blasphemy +"Way to rep NC, lady",Obviously she's just trying to make a social commentary on the backwards thinking political issues we're having in NC +And why do you think they never signed/ratified that treaty?,But losing your sovereignty to a trio of corporate lawyers is fine because the TPP is good for America. +"Does anybody else feel this 'tension' in the community as Sister Location draws near? In 19 days, hell will break loose. It's like any second, something could happen which changes everything. The story, the gameplay, the characters, everything. The game that we've loved for two solid years is about to get a fresh layer of paint. And I absolutely love it. Bring it on, Scott. Hit us with your best shot.",My victory over the other theorist is coming closer! +"I support trump on venting muslims, yes. I think Clinton is corrupt and a liar.","You totally missed my point, you are over generalizing, but your candidate gets mad when others over generalize." +"Gee, ya think? Let's see what kind of offers we get from Stephenville before we commit though.","Might as well see if Wichita Falls will make an offer too, right?" +"Yeah,, too bad there's no power creep existed in the GX era. (or maybe I am wrong).",Does cyber dragon count? +A science teacher's worst fear,They didn't even notice +"I'm only going to comment on your edit. You should hear what he has to say before allowing him anywhere near your family. If he IS truly remorseful and truly desires to make amends, perhaps it may give your mother comfort. If he in any way tries to justify his actions, just cut him off. There is absolutely no excuse. I feel really awful for you because the person you should be able to turn to for comfort and support right now has shown himself to be incapable of empathy. I'm so, so sorry. I sincerely hope you have other friends and family to lean on right now.",Communication in a relationship is only good unless your significant other has been a jerk....then ghost him. +"This is exactly the same as that post that was like Allo will have SMS fallback and linked to a Google+ post that said Allo will have SMS fallback!, from some random guy. Why are we trusting these random dudes on Google+?","I mean, aren't the only people who use Google+ Google employees?" +"Oh fuck, people with severe brain injuries are what give me the feels the most",Do you get feels everytime you see a mirror then? +"You're a fool if you choose to be willingly ignorant, yes being born into this isn't easy but life in general ain't easy, you think stupid people live easy? No man, their lives are harder, they're just too stupid to notice",But at least they can get girlfriends :) +"No it really doesn't. The underwater theory was enough to make me raise an eyebrow, but then to chase that up with the claim that Death Stranding and Survive are connected? Take that to r/NeverBeGameOver/.",My title was missing a +No mixwells never played this bad...,Can't tell if serious or +If he won the Heisman I would absolutely lose. my. mind.,Sorry to disappoint you cuz Seth Russell is going to take it! +"What does it say when all the billionares support a candidate, but the rest of the population doesn't?","That this country is half ungrateful, children and communists that want a handout and the other half is uneducated, white-supremacists that are too stupid to vote for their own interests." +Not a US citizen that's not what he likes to hear,Those filthy Mexican rapists +Why,When I'm overheating my first instinct is to put on a Xmas sweater! +That would be one looooong process.,I'M PISSED BECAUSE OF THAT! +I know all guys know this smell from when they were teenagers from beating off but both my orders of 5me and 5apb both separate orders i opened the bags just to smell them and both smelled like dried cum... Haha like u know when u were a kid and you beat off into a napkin and then leave it on accident for a day and find it and its all dried up and has that smell to it.... It smells just like that... Kinda makes you wonder whats going on over there lol btw the 5me is nice crystals. The 5apb is a super fluffy white powder that clumps together if pressure is applied,That's because AA wants to make you feel like the most special customer and puts love into every product he sells. +What the fuck did our Defense do in the second half?,"Jimmy G took the second half off , so the Defense did the same in his honor" +What an entitled little shit,But he can't get any dollar! +We only use 2% of our brains. Fuck off.,Only psychics use the other 98%! +Of course. He's that famous Starcraft player.,I thought he was the balance test guy....... +"reality. Go back to the 50s, and then even further a few hundred years, and then tell me male domestic violence was a thing.","Well they knew how to keep their wives in check, right?" +"Good purchase by Cronulla, shame for Souths as he seemed like a guy that might have reached that next stage if given a chance there. I guess they're looking in a different direction. Also good to see the downvote dickheads out in full force again, this sub is rife with that shit atm.",Storm supporters have it coming +I'm pretty sure there is something against public indecency.,"Why, is it an ugly hooker?" +"Well yeah, we all know the pro players a little bit too.","Forg1ven once answered to my tweet, I literally know everything he thinks." +"obviously alcoholics are the exception, but casual/recreational use is what i mean",well fuck you too then! +The G403 is better,I'd prefer a G1080. +"Lots of other stories about travelling on the other side of the world for a year or more do come from perfectly average people. 600usd a month, that's what it cost me to travel for a year in SE Asia. If you can't put that together over a course of a few years then it's simply not a priority to you (ie have kids or have other expensive hobbies) or you suck at living within your means.","Yes, if you get paid low wages it must be your fault." +That's like the opposite of zoning and sustained damage they said in the developer notes on the changes was his role :(.,"Indeed he feels much more of a burst combo mage now, your zoning abilities are underwhelming on their own (as like you said the role they intended according to the patch notes) but catch someone in your wall while you have spiders, gargantuan and toads off cooldown and they die real fast." +I know democracy is not popular with the swede lot,"They still have a king, explains the boot-licking." +Apparently My Grandma fell out of bed?,Is that what the nursing home is making her say? +"I was just trying to establish if you knew what you were talking about. I was pretty sure that you didn't, but that's no reason not to give you the benefit of the doubt. If the operator doesn't have positive control of the weapon, the ARSO has an obligation to step in because mechanical safeties are never 100% reliable. He was moving to keep her (and everyone else on the range) safe because she had lost control, nothing more or less. You're reading waaaaay too much into this.",Range safety is sexist shitlord. +Humanity will get a second chance at protecting the species if so. Let it be real.,Time to finish the job.... +What the **** did they think he was going to call it?,A lady's hermetically sealed shame basket +The worst part is that those z list villains were the first super villain team in the MCU. We need a Thunderbolts and sinister six film asap to erase the memory of that episode.,Gotta start somewhere! +Any shooters out there also enjoy tabletop gaming?,Custom AR put together by Moriarti Armaments with Spikes Lower and .223 Wylde left-handed upper along with a Condor 42 Case with a brand new d20 morale patch. +"Bitstamp asking for Police report:P :) I was using bitstamp earlier ... Now after a while ... Added bitcoin , Requested for withdrawl using debit card and see what they say we would like to inform you that we have received your card load request. However, before we are able to further process it and continue to provide you with our services, we will have to kindly request you provide us with a police clearance certificate. Please submit your documentation in a reply to this ticket at your earliest convenience. Although I am a fully verified customer ... Should I visit a police station and ask them I need a police clearance because I want to add money to debit card Bitstamp is going down ? Is that a behavior ? Anyone has same issue ?",Don't forget the DNA sample +I know that feel bro. One day...,We gotta stop just sitting over here masturbating. +"Seahawks penalized 5th round pick, week of OTAs",So glad we kept Webb... +Right? Acting like no other quarterback has to deal with a bad o line or mediocre wide receivers,"Maybe they have, but not like Teddy has." +"New Vegas is surely the best one. In 3d series, at least.","Yeah, we all know tactics is best overall." +"Your honour, we're all upset that we can't make death threats against developers with impunity -- yeah that'll end well. This is the kind of situation where everyone involved on all sides has a bit of problem with being a wanker.",Today I learned that saying you want to do something to an extremely generalized group for their actions is a death threat +"Yes, in response to the U.S. This war is so fucked.",I'm sure that violating a international law of war against neutral unarmed noncombatants on a mission of mercy as a response to a violation of a cease fire by a party that has absolutely no relation to the noncombatants won't be seen as reason to consider Russian and Syrian soldiers to be unprivileged combatants under the international laws of war +u go into space and kill zombies its not supposed to make sense,Zombie's in spacleand confirmed moon sequel? +Don't even have a dishwasher.,"I have a wife, so same thing" +BUF +1 (Loss) SEA -4.5 DEN -6 GB -2.5 CHI -3.5,"Not a threat guy, but i something happened to Larry II..." +"I was watching Pulp Fiction yesterday and I forgot about the last time someone was picked by using Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.",I hope this means Daryl and Negan will get it on +"I think Kessler might just be OK He's got the most offensive weapons we've had since 2007 and I'd argue these weapons are better. He just needs to get the ball in their hands, and maybe we can see some light through the clouds over Cleveland.",Especially with a new center +You guys have never played Reddit Password??,This has been the best way to spend my last break at work and in only one or two ways is that depressing. +"What kind of brand would you like to see start up? I'm speaking in terms as would you like a brand that did cut and sew, predistressing of all items. What type of brands do you wish existed to be your go to for a specific type or look of clothes.","Prices must not be over $10, offer free overnight shipping, must be extremely high quality." +"I've been the biggest Tony defender with everyone I know, even other Cowboy fans. But, it's hard to take the ball away from Dak when we're sitting at 6-1. I'm not saying screw Tony, I love the man. And if Dak has a bad streak then by all means bring Tony in. But right now, we need to go with Dak.","we'd be at least 6-1 With a health Romo, too." +The fuck does this have to do with Arsenal,"True supporters only *Fly Emirates*, m8." +"I like it. I'll take a safe, nice place to walk rather than a sketchy, dangerous place any day. Just my two cents.",Found the Newstonian +TRUMP GON GIVE IT TO YA,First * also super fast sticky +The text should read: Choose one: give your cthun choose one: can only damage minions; or can only damage the enemy hero. (Wherever it is) Unless of course you wanted it to be random. Great concept though!,I think he wants it to let you choose when you play Cthun not when you play this +"TIL that in Finland, speeding ticket prices are calculated on the percentage of an individual's income. This results in millionaires facing exorbitant fees. One such case occurred in 2002 when a Nokia executive was fined $103,000 for going 45mph in a 30mph zone on his motorbike.",But what if the person is suffering from a severe case of Affluenza? +"Pedophile men vs. pedophile women. There have been countless cases of women who raped children without receiving even a slap on the wrist, while being accused of pedophilia is a death sentence if you're a guy. The media even avoids the term rape when reporting female child abusers.",Well it's not rape if a women does it to a male kid because all males want is sex because males are pigs! +When is the next gen psych exam?,The 17th +Desperate time calls for desperate measures.,give me the cutter good doctor. +It's a proven fact that rats don't have genders are reproduce asexually,"Minnie isn't a rat, ya dumb fuck" +MRW I realize that I'm at the top of the Hit List,Yo what? +"In the last calendar year, Christian McCaffrey has recorded 970 all-purpose yards, 11 passing yards, and 5 touchdowns in 3 games against USC **All Three Games Combined** All-Purpose: 112 touches, 970 yards, 4 TDs Rushing: 88 carries, 487 yards, 2 TDs Receiving: 14 catches, 215 yards, 2 TDs Punt Returning: 2 returns, 29 yards Kick Returning: 11 returns, 239 yards *Passing: 1/1, 11 yards, 1 TD* ___ **Game 1 - Stanford 41, USC 31 - September 19th, 2015** All-Purpose: 34 touches, 249 yards Rushing: 26 carries, 115 yards Receiving: 3 catches, 37 yards Punt Returning: 0 returns Kick Returning: 5 returns, 97 yards *Passing: 0/0* ___ **Game 2 - Stanford 41, USC 22 - December 5th, 2015** All-Purpose: 43 touches, 461 yards, 2 TDs Rushing: 32 carries, 207 yards, 1 TD Receiving: 4 catches, 105 yards, 1 TD Punt Returning: 2 returns, 29 yards Kick Returning: 5 returns, 120 yards *Passing: 1/1, 11 yards, 1 TD* ___ **Game 3 - Stanford 27, USC 10 - September 17th, 2016** All-Purpose: 35 touches, 260 yards, 2 TDs Rushing: 30 carries, 165 yards, 1 TD Receiving: 4 catches, 73 yards, 1 TD Punt Returning: 0 returns Kick Returning: 1 return, 22 yards *Passing: 0/0* ___ *Note: Passing stats are not counted toward all-purpose stats.*",I guess this means it's time we replace our QB +Hamas Child Soldiers in Syria.,Darwinism at work. +"When I lived in Portland they encouraged us NOT to do this. They had a lot of programs for the homeless, but they had to make curfew and couldn't be on drugs. There was plenty of food to go around though. Giving to the homeless especially after dark just enables them. Down vote me if you want, but your charity could actually be hurting them. Check out: when helping hurts, toxic charity","Yeah, homeless drug addicts don't deserve food!" +Forgot to mention: **AND YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO GET A POWER UP AT LEVEL 3 ON ALL TRAITS**,Yay more turrets and droids! +"Yeah, what was that? Seriously, what were those cops thinking and doing as they did the slow, backwards walk away from the victim?",They were obviously taking a break after going through something as traumatic as that. +Yes. He's going to shine. Will Hillary last?,"So when she does, you will switch your support and admit your wrong?" +It's a bad thing that a 10 cost card can vary from do nothing of use to win the game on the spot from a position where no other card could possibly come close to doing that.,so bad that there are ways to come back in a game +"People are downvoting you. However, I live here, and have heard the same argument from the locals, It's our turn.","What would you know, you only live there, right?" +"At least their children have job security. You know, with the Taliban/Al-Qaeda/ISIS","Yeah if my father died, I would also join the next organisation which is known for mass executing hundreds of other fathers." +"This is only my second restaurant job, and I don't know much about kitchens. But, thisnis absolutely unacceptable right? The chef insists the kitchen is fine.",Mmm everything in that kitchen looks nicely seasoned +"*this is how even year bullshit ends* *this is how even year bullshit ends* *this is how even year bullshit ends* *not with a whimper, but with a bang*",god dammit i'm in the middle of slaughterhouse five tag your spoilers +"I dunno. I've had many, many dudes eat the booty like groceries and have yet to poo poo in anyone's mouth.",Watch enough gay porn and I'm sure you'll find something +If they wanted people to get married theyd make housing cheaper.,Or legalise it for a greater section of the community.. +"Rumors about rebalancing the classic set and/or making a core set I was just wondering if any of these rumors are true and if there were any real information about something like this happening, honestly I feel like it would be good for the game to try and balance the classes without relying on cards that will rotate out.","Tunnel Trogg, Totem Golem, Tuskarr Totemic and 4 mana 7/7 should always be standard" +Best Isolation Scorers in the NBA (Comments for more details!),"Hold up, this can't be right because Kawhi isn't a good isolation player/doesn't do it often." +Signing in...,What is Tapir will never die +DAE ever get stressed out by obstacles characters face in movies and sometimes just want a movie where funny stuff happens and everyone just has a really nice time?,Nope +Only because they paygated modern warfare remastered behind a copy of it,And we will buy it because Gjallarhorn/Wing :) +"Go rewatch their matches this split and tell me who played better. If you're too lazy, go watch playoffs and tell me who played better. Your analysis is based off something that happened a year ago. Kobe's is based off of series that happened 2 weeks ago. Whose more likely to be right?","2 weeks ago in different regions, against different opponents with a different use of the meta" +"iPhone 7 upgrade offer: when trading in old iPhone, does AT&T require the charger and headphones, as well? ...or is the iPhone the only thing they care about?","Apple doesn't seem to care about the headphones, so at&t won't either." +"Looking for a casual platooning clan/group as someone with 500 battles, I am basically a tomato. I know there is the adopt a tomato thing going on but I have serious commitment issues. If, for some reason, someone actually feels like playing with a gold noob, hit me up on the Na server: CheekyBear. (i do have an eu server account from back when i lived there but meh) ALSO THIS PROBABLY IS NOT THE RIGHT SUB FOR THIS SO PLEASE BE SO KIND AS NOT TO DOWNVOTE ME TO HELL AND JUST POINT ME IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.","Mahou is pretty casual, go apply to that" +Amy Schumer tries to be funny on the red carpet and does exactly what South Park mocked in their last episode.,How classy +"Do you know about the quality of the lower predecessor, the lp?","Unfortunately, I do not have the LP on hand, so I don't have any impressions to offer you :-/" +But he spent all that money building a wall!?,You mean Mexico spent all that money building a wall... +Guarantee whomever wrote this is too young to have watched the Jetsons.,"Yeah, it's not like reruns are a thing." +Did I finally hit a worthy shot?,0/10 no freestyling. +That's a awesome paint job though,"You see, if it has racing stripes, it runs faster." +I need a iOS 10 JB to come out asap so I can use this. Love the passcode theme,Well last time it took many months so I'm sure it's right around the corner +"Leave public areas as clean or cleaner than when I found them. (Tables in a cafeteria, for example)","That's why they have janitors, what are you some kind of cuck?" +"But friend, moon shoes _were_ bad, and _are_ bad.",I'd rather jump around on those playing with BB pistols than BO3 tho lmao +Ceterum autem censeo dat ass esse delendam,"Wtf, does everyone on Reddit speak Latin?" +I don't know why but that brings up some kind of rage in me! Sunny dry day and buddy is going 40 in a 60 zone. My god get me a chill pill Ahha,I like the drivers who go 60 no matter where they're driving +"Don't go down on a girl if she hasn't immediately showered beforehand. It tastes like piss... there are little round toilet paper wads up in there, and if she's shit sometime before hand you're in for an added treat.",I bet she was HOT though... +"That's a rich statement coming from Cracked, who support online pedophiles and child pornography producers like Sarah Butts Nyberg.","see the difference is that they support it, not threaten it, which makes it better!" +"How Long Until It Is Free-To-Play? Hi All, Now the game is in early access and costs something, how long will it take until it is free and not in early access anymore? Does anyone have any information on that? Best, Ray","Early-mid Q1 2017 is the best guess, but the FAQ does say the earliest possibility would be late Q4 2016." +All around me are familiar faces...,Nonsense places... +"Yeah idk, I still give him a lot of credit for the 2013 WS title",How dare you credit anyone other than cowboy Johnny Gomes +Yeah. I wonder if he knows what confluence means...,When ya try to con and influence someone at the same time. +75 seconds? What the fuck were they doing?,"He said he sees Verstappen as his benchmark, so it seems logical they are giving him the same treatment." +"Yes she does, because, time goes forward, and we have moved on from that, women have all the rights men have, and their junk isnt hacked into when they are babies! Also custody and lighter prison sentences but hey, women have it rougher right?!",im sure you're a hit with the ladies with that attitude +"New NBA fan, why aren't the Clippers considered Championship contenders? I'm a new fan to basketball, but I'm really trying to get into the sport, and this sub has been amazing. What I don't understand, is how the Clippers are rarely brought up as a contender to win a ring this season. How is a team with two superstars, Blake and CP3, seen to be in contention for a playoff berth and not much else? Is it an injury thing? Coaching? Supporting members? Seems to me that their roster should put them ahead of the ghost town Thunder and the aging spurs.",NO GOOD CLIPPERS +Not where the police are apparently.,Right by the Plaza +"Before everyone gets on Miami about letting this go, remember who the coach is. If they did something wrong CMR would have done something about it.","That was the Georgia Way^^TM , Richt has now adopted the U." +So my girlfriend got me a Berserk shirt for my birthday...,Did this remind anyone of the Beast from Alucard in Hellsing Ultimate? +Good thing you stocked up on RBs.,Ha +inb4 Karlsson trash at defense,"What a scrub, Ottawa should trade him for a solid defenseman like Jared Cowen" +Are you Canadian?,"British, but we both apologize a lot so close enough." +Brian Scott Is trash and will never succeed in cup,That is until Roush Yates becomes the top engine builder and RPM becomes the fastest race team and Brian Scott becomes the 2026 NASCAR Dogecoin Champion! +lol cmon man,Road Hog XL - Import for Takumi +I see it this way if you're using a disability to try to gain sympathy and use it in a way to undermine a peaceful protest that's equally as poor taste as what the tweeter said.,"Yeah good thing we all know the right way for someone with no legs to act, how dare he show support for his country when there's racism out there?" +Nathaniel Chalobah has finally made his Chelsea debut,The good Pogba. +"So you don't like inheritance laws? What is your point. Inheriting money makes perfect sense, inheriting the highest office in the country does not. They are not equal in any way.","Yeah, the man who is literally talking about putting family members in his cabinet is absolutely above such trivial things." +"Interactive chart looking at how devastatingly efficient Louisville has been in getting first downs on offense, but how they've also got the highest percentage of plays going 30+ yards",Well if Louisville didn't schedule cupcakes all season they would have a different stat line +Speaking of astute you should shove a flute up your ass and play us a song we haven't heard already.,Best comment on this thread of people who are either retards or full-blown fifth column. +If not revealed by Friday then we boycott the product! Who's in?!,"Yeah, that makes sense!" +He said it had the yellow light problem which is the PS3 version of the RROD.,Then it was worth the crush! +what the hell - I can't believe you think that's a legitimate argument. Let's not fight for any social change and just move out of every area every time there's racisim..oh wait...where's perfect enough to live?,"Yeah, don't you remember that this country was founded on the idea that if people find themselves subject to laws that they have no hand in making they should just move somewhere else?" +Menthol cigarette with such a high concentration of menthol you can numb people's faces with secondhand smoke,"Pretty sure that would be a lethal dose, which would be no less than what someone would deserve for smoking a menthol cigarette." +Update from Rob regarding the WebApp invites,Yay 7 hours til next update +What about 1 radical white nationalist who burns down a church?,"White people can't be terrorists, dude" +"I'm a big supporter of making things up...well so is the majority of the AF with EPRs, awards, and Decs. However, I never knew that this was possible with CEUs. I thought you needed proof. have an upvote!",Until CompTIA choose to randomly audit you (it happens) and you need to supply said proof. +"Not much of a basketball change as it is moving the NBA towards international rules: the ball is fair game once it hits the rim, even if it's still above the cylinder.",Yeah let's put a 7-footer to swipe at anything that isn't splash or glass +I have ABC brakes on my car.,So they aren't great if you are going left! +"One Touch live post I see other Redditors in the crowd tonight, feel free to post your own observations.","I'm watching on public access, this is very exciting" +It's ISIS. It's pure terrorism to instill fear.,Yeah but aren't they just a JV terrorist group? +We're talking religious zealots right?,"Well obviously, since there aren't any liberals/atheists that are like that." +"Well, it is ~40 miles south of Minneapolis, out in flyover country; you know how the inbreeders get if they see anyone who looks different or has a different religion. They sure didn't disappoint this time.","Ah yes, because anyone who has bigoted beliefs MUST be inbred." +What kind of a headline is that? What else would be expected?,"I dunno... You can't trust these brown immigrants... You know... So any sign they are decent humans like Americans, helps." +"Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!","Excuse me sir, but are you assuming my gender?" +What do you think of the Youtuber -ThisIsACommentary ?,"Simple, I don't." +Khabib didnt get dropped 4 times in his last fight vs someone having their first UFC fight,You mean slip on a metro pcs logo +Runescape has a really great soundtrack. It honestly annoys me when seemingly everyone just turns it off,Flute salad is the goat +Nashville Council Member Admits AT&T and Comcast Wrote The Anti-Google Fiber Bill She Submitted,I'm sure Sheri Weiner is just looking out for her constituents and not getting any compensation from AT&T or Comcast. +Cardinals After Jersey 9/20,John Mabry is a terrible hitting coach +"I just want to share a shelf item from when I was younger. Around 10 years ago, I found out I'm allergic to sunburns. That may sound weird, but it's true and it's literally the worst possible thing you can imagine. It's aptly named Hell's Itch. My first experience with it was when I was at my aunt's playing on a blow-up waterslide they had. I don't remember much leading up to when it happened, but the absolute torture I felt was something I'll never forget. It started with a slight itch that wouldn't go away, so I went and found my aunt. She tried some aloe vera, but the second it touched my skin the itchiness got a thousand times worse and I started to break down in tears. My aunt called my parents and they came to pick me up. They had errands, so they took me to my grandma's house, gave me a blessing, and left, assuming it'd go away because magic oil and shit. For the next four hours, I was curled up on my grandma's shower floor, her pouring cold water over my back, alternating between screams of pain and exclamations of It's itchy, it's itchy!. I literally felt like I had lost my mind; every thought was a variation of scratch it, no don't, ITCHY, or OW Nothing can even begin to compare to the pure insanity of an extreme itch that feels like you're being stabbed when you touch it. I wouldn't wish it on anyone in the world, it was so bad. Unsurprisingly, the priesthood blessing that I believed so much would help me did absolutely fucking nothing and I suffered through hours of pure torture when I should have gotten medical help. That was the day the mormon god died for me; nobody should have to go through that, especially not a 10-12 year old child and any god that allows that to happen should suffer through that for eternity. Anyway, I've just had that on my mind recently and wanted to share. Thanks for reading.","Obviously whoever consecrated the oil wasnt worthy, or it would have worked." +"Turkish soldiers and jash-for-hire torture PKK fighter, release footage on social media",#ErdoganVoiceOfTheOppressed +Poland's Abortion Ban May Force Women To Choose Between Pregnancy Or Prison,Yay far right wing gov +Frost Queen used to be a good item for mid laners at the beginning of the season.,Not on LB +"Why count the Ubuntu variants? Also, how is Lubuntu even somewhat chaotic or evil? It's the simplest Ubuntu variant.",I too would like to know what's wrong with Lubuntu... Or why it is a rebel... Or impure +she actually can't catch someone without blink now. Horrible time for nurse,Its almost like she was meant to catch survivors using her teleports only +Idiot tries to drive off with a clamped car,"Frodo, doesn't know how to drive a car." +"Yeh, they're called taxes ya daft yanks Pay a bit more, die a bit less. It's not flipping rocket science.","Hey ya daft Limey, we DO pay more taxes and other people die it's called Freedom" +Initial Statements vs. Testimony in Court Lets see how many instances we can list where there is a discrepancy between the initial statements and what was testified to during the trial! Im gonna venture to guess the list get pretty damn long....,ST +But you can have all come back and seal the master plan,You forgot all caps! +"Canadians, how do you say out and about?","Americans usually say out and about, while Canadians tend to say out and about" +"Thanks for being yet another cheating asshole I guess. You are probably compensating for how bad you are anyway. Looking at your history, I love the way you boast about your kd even though it turns out you're cheating.","Wow, having 6 perks is really gonna make him good!" +Probably just another dude but donned with a very girly voice. I can believe that more than the idea of girls playing WoW.,Hahahaahahaaa +#hashtag costume,"ITS AN OCTOTHORPE, YOU UNEDUCATED SWINE." +USA Hockey is on Life Support,They would've won if they could use the U23 kids! +"I'm enjoying the WhatsApp features they borrowed. I feel like they're implemented in a better, less intrusive way. Also, Assistant is pretty amazing to be honest. You can have it search your pictures for you, do searches, create reminders, etc right in the chat conversation. Then there's Incognito chats - which are fully end-to-end encrypted. If I could get my friends to switch, I'd use nothing but Allo and SMS, to be honest. I love it so far.","that would all be great, but in the mean time I don't really want to keep sending spammy short code texts to my friends telling them to follow a link to download an app that the probably have never heard of..." +Marion Motley has more YPC than Charles.,But old players don't count +Skyrim 5 tips to enjoy the game,1) Play it 2) Play it 3) Play it 4) Play it 5) Play it +Wow. So unused to that sentiment that my first instinct was this is sarcasm. It's funny how I don't feel weird at all being in the B1G but I still feel odd anytime RAYCOM flashes all the ACC logos and we're not one of them.,Miss you guys +Blizzard Experiencing a DDOS Attack,"Well, thankfully, I won't be able to experience getting DC'ed because I'm on Stormrage which means I'll never even get on in the first place (2 hour queue)." +Climate change is a hoax. -Trump,It's fine he said he was joking +And Republicans think Obama is weakening the US?,Money for hostages blah blah +My most played hero is nova... (Although she only makes up 1/20 of all my games played),Wow you freakin scrub git gud. +Bayview bike lane will be huge improvement to street,"Excuse my lack of urban planning skills, but there is clearly a car going the wrong way in the second picture so I don't see this as a 'huge improvement'." +"I wonder if the officer realizes how absurd it must seem to have to restrain an alpaca in a parking lot. I also wonder how he decided he was going to go about it, I can't imagine he gets much alpaca specific training.","They do get alpaca specific training, it's partnered with their ethics training." +I mean everything he get a fine by NBA he donates equal amount to charity.,"He also donated $1mil to Dallas Police after the Orlando shooting, so they could step up security in the LGBT community." +We had a Tf2 beta...... :/,we had a beta for competitive it *really* helped +"en Salta si, desde el 2008, ~~culpa de~~ gracias a Urtubey",Si no me equivoco el tema viene desde mucho antes +Memes Germain is investing all of their money into memes.,"TMG will also invest all of our money in memes, and put a rare pepe on the hood of each car" +Four Signs the South Bronx Is Gentrifying,There goes the neighborhood... +That time your Grandpa was an asshole every SINGLE day. #allmenwereassholesbeforefeminism,#allwomenwereuneducatedmoronsbeforefeminism +HTC Not Repairing Out Of Warranty Or Warranty Void Vive's Or Peripherals Ok so just to clarify some info I've just received from HTC during a support chat session.Any HTC VIVE product which is either warranty void or warranty expired will not be accepted fro repair by HTC's repair agents. You will be directed too their accessories site to purchase new equipment without so much as a reason. I recently had one of my VIVE controllers pack up and stop tracking.I saw some info on reddit about the cables sometimes becoming dislodged which looked like an easy fix. I knew I would void the warranty by opening the device but having already payed for the HDM repair a month back due to excessive sweat I doubted that I wouldn't pay for this one too so I thought what the hell give it a try. So no joy after the cable re-seat but then when I contacted Dynafix and said I would like to have the device repaired out of warranty they refused and stated they do not repair out of warranty or warranty void HTC products. I found this too be very strange why would they not want to repair the device if I was willing to pay to have it repaired. I contacted HTC chat support and they after a few questions stated the same thing. Firstly why would they not repair a product if I am willing too pay for it ? Secondly what kind of after sale service are we really signing up for when buying a Vive. Thirdly are they retarded why would you not want to make money by offering a repair service past the warranty date. I think this is just crazy practice and I can't for the life of me think why HTC has this policy other than too force people to have to spend more money when the Vive breaks. And trust me it will break folks be it from one or two hard knocks or excessive sweat which HTC doesn't cover they actually adjusted their warranty policy recently which I think is very dodgy.,Why would they do an out of warranty repair when they can sell you a new controller for more money? +Do you remember?,Thanks for helping me skip those unbearable first 9 seconds +Lmao it must be tough on you,I know right? +"Season 5 is coming... You bitches better be ready when things go down hill real fast. I'm thinking shitpost Thursdays, the day after the new episodes air? And perhaps we'll start weekly PS battles. Fuck Felicity and share with your friends!","I'm not even watching anymore, I gave up after this last season" +"It's nice that you assume I'm a terrorist because a small portion of the 2 billion other Muslims in the world happen to be so. No Christian has ever commited an act against humanity in the name of religion or otherwise, I'm sure.",It was for the greater good. +What were their hours,I didn't ask sorry I would think 3 or 4 though +"RemindMe! November 9th, 2016 TRUMP","Ah poor kid, you won't need yet another reminder that you have wasted the last year of your life." +Flashback to when Alvin and The Chipmunks 4 Came out on the SAME DAY AS STAR WARS,Star Wars never stood a chance +If I was black and worried about the police I'd have a lawyer on retainer and his card on me at all times.,"....cause keeping a lawyer on retainer is affordable to most middle-class Americans, let alone lower-class Americans." +"Click it, Buy it, Pay it, Pack it, Ship it, Track it, Quick, Unbox it.",", re-box it, eBay it, ship it." +"a black cop, working under a black police chief killed an armed black man who was given verbal cues to disarm several times. how is this the white devil's fault again?","It just is, now pay reparations you white devils!" +"IWI Damage Control, IWI 2.0 never meant for eve lololol",Every game is going to ban gambling anyway. +It didn't look anything like Sif.,"Nah man its a giant wolf therefore its automatically Sif, not a reference totally just Sif cause im mental" +HE RAN OVER THE CONE!! #SAVETHECONES #CONELIVESMATTER,Cammer's fault the cones were spaced too close together to allow a left turn somewhere. +lol why? I'm 32 and have been doing this for 10 years almost I dont wanna sit in a brick wall studio office trying to work while 20somthing year olds are drinking Mountain Dew and playing COD.,Never drop the +No look behind the back catch,Proving baseball players are on roids 100% +ALERT: ISIS attacks US base in Iraq with chemical weapon. Developing...,"#REMEMBER FOLKS, TERRORISM IS TOO MEAN A WORD TO USE!" +"Carey Price on Sid: If you're a young kid who wants to know how to play hockey, that's the way you do it",But doesn't Drouin have a better work ethic ? +if they can use passive?? can aatrox and zac use theirs :P,yeah you can get a ghost with zilean ulti still on it and an anvia with egg off cd too +"How can Hillary get more competitive with getting media attention for her campaign and policies? It feels like Trump is playing the political theater game better and it's resulting in him dominating the news. Which was good when he was crashing and burning. But Kellyanne Conway has done a good job of getting him more on message and being strategic about how to use the media. If the media won't cover Hillary unless it's about emails or the Clinton foundation, what can she do?","Show cleavage, color her hair, kiss a girl, talk about her nipple piercing...important stuff." +Some people I just dont understand,You just don't understand how much of a hurry they are in! +You should beat the fuck out of your mom. That's not something you fucking do to your OWN child. Traitor.,She's probably team valor +Old Sport got too many bonks in the head while wearing the Cool Cat suit to know who he even is anymore.,Add my fan fiction in heheheheh +This ^^,If only flamesword was there to tell them the time +"Yea, why would anyone want a group who invests a significant portion of their profits back into the community to maintain a monopoly over the sale of something which causes major social harm? What a fucking ridiculous idea. Really, it should be private businesses with no vested interest in the community, other than their ability to extract wealth from it, who have control over the sale of an addictive product linked to domestic violence and teenage death...",You forgot the +Looks like somebody's mom ran into a friend at the supermarket.,Put the skeleton in a pew and change the end to after church. +"Kill them, burn them, chop their head off... Du30 almighty! Our god will perish all the evil!",walang offering sa altar nya? +White people spice level? Am I being memed? Get that (designated) shit out of here.,Shush you can't be racist to white people +"Stop being autistic. You have none of the tools, but you wanna build a house. I have sympathy for your plight, as someone who didn't learn how to make a friend till I was in my twenties, but I'm unsure how you expect to approach this issue if you have none of the fundamental building blocks. Even if you are autistic, that doesn't mean you can't or shouldn't have figured out purely by trial and error what people react to, and how. That's what PUA was for. Perhaps the best advice for you then, would be to read PUA and learn how to mechanically manipulate people's reactions.",Yeah man just magicly fix your broken brain +"Somewhat agreed, the event still gives 4* ascension fodder, and is worth over 300 orbs total. Plus since we get 7 tickets a day on PVP orders just means 47 refining tickets, which is basically 7 hours of wait a day",Yeah basically as long as completely live around the game all day for the next 8 days you can get things done easy-peasy! +Is there any way to upgrade to the ultimate edition if you've purchased the standard edition on the windows store? I realised I really want to play it tomorrow,"Someone earlier did manage to cancel their order and order the UE, so you should be able to, too" +Someone mind sharing their favorite custom tactics this far? All of one day into Early Access,Pressure 100 Aggression 100 +Check out some of those numbers!,One specific impression was clear from this article: This organization is obviously no part of this world. +The trash in the IX event...every. freaking. round.,"This is NOT humor, it is RAGE-INDUCING!" +No one is voting for a pinch hitter that's called up out of the stands. Well other than the voters who would literally vote for post holocaust Hitler as long as there's a (D) after his name,"Anyone who would vote for post holocaust hitler, is also someone who believes the hitler conspiracies lol" +"That time you run across a tithing receipt for $1381, and you realize it may not even cover the cost of a headboard and footboard for a visiting General Authority in a mission home! WTF, people. Widow's mite, my ass. That widow is going to be pissed off when she realizes that her money went towards a $400 mirror for the mission home.",I mean its not gonna pay for itself. +"Yo that's like, perfect politician stuff right there, what're you on about?",Adding Yo is the new +"The demo disc will be available on PSN, or at least all the demos",That's great news! +"Tax returns only show income, not assets. My tax return doesnt show my 401k balance or the value of my home...",Net income over time can be an indicator as to possible net worth. +This video was recorded while we had a black *president of the United States.*,"Uhh he is half white, a true black man would only be able to be Vice President." +"Yeah electing a black man had nothing to do with it. Spending the first couple of years of his presidency claiming he's some Muslim had nothing do with it. But it's Obama, that is divisive and fanning the flames of racism. Folks refuse to admit racism until confronted, then claim you're race baiting. FOH","Well, there was no need for racism until a black person got elected and ruined America just like black people ruin everything." +A Trump campaign chair in Ohio says there was 'no racism' before Obama | US news,"in other news, scientists all agree that before Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, there was no moon." +"The elusive vm ram-rabbits, out looking for carets during prod hours...",It's working as designed +"In baseball, if you make it so the pitcher has to take a turn batting as well. Wait.","Am fan of AL team, don't understand this rule" +What am I seeing here?,Obviously we're meant to acknowledge that Vision is indeed looking at things in this page. +Are you insinuating that Bruce and Alfred have a thing going?,"Of course, isn't that implied?" +for t1 fighters too lmao less than 100mil and he would have replaced them,But muh isk efficiency! +Kobe alley oop pass to shaq game 7 2000 wcf No Homer.,Preceded by the crossover before that on scottie pippen the GOAT perimeter defender +Their political opponents. Newsflash: someone can see the same evidence and come to different conclusions.,"Yah, if they're dumb." +Sharrif Floyd had knee surgery...,Soooo questionable for Sunday? +Pence: There's too much talk of police department 'racism',How will we ever fix the problem if we don't stop talking about it? +Hurray! Murdering babies should be illegal.,I hope you forget the +Well... what was in it?! A dead body? Fall out suit? Canned beans and bourbon?,It better have some goddam aluminum +That's the real gore here honestly.,"But there is no gore in Driver San Francisco, the pedestrians dive out the way" +Emotes muted by default,Or just mute them when you get into a game? +With the huge lead MS has in the mobile space there's no real need for them to rush to fix stuff like this.,Forgot +"Former Manchester United player, Park Ji-sung, is now at university in Leicester.",Can't wait to see him in Mosh and take him for a nandos +I offer modular terminals to anyone who will talk to me in Open. Or even return a salute o7,Where are you +Milan v Genoa Fuck. That. Game.,Thats the most 'Milan' Milan have looked in the past 3 months +I am a large fandom of Nintendo gaming industry,So you're fat? +I always get a little sad watching the snow melt,It's your carbon emissions you asshole Go vegan and you don't even need a car +Its not like Israel is facing a sea of love since 1948,"exactly... it's not like jordan going to war against israel 4 different times was about love or hate - it was only business, right?" +"Take a lap, Butler. Can't drop those lol",It's a shame that man can't catch balls in clutch situations +People that redditors make up so they can craft some bullshit Us Vs. Them narrative. Like feminists who scream at you for holding the door.,"Because I've never seen it, it doesn't exist!" +I'm worried he'll claim the election was rigged and incite -- or at least not condemn -- violent responses.,Trump maybe a lot of things but I don't see him inciting violence! +OBAMA'S SONS KICK A HOMELESS WHITE MAN TO THE GROUND - Is He Oppressing Them Too?,I think it's disgusting that you refuse to recognize that homeless man's privilege. +First time in Rob Gronkowski's 81-game regular-season career that he goes without a reception.,Time to ship him and Brady off for picks +The Gary Johnson Swindle and the Degradation of Third Party Politics,"Yeah, he voiced his support for legalizing marijuana in a political move, when something like 20% of the voters wanted to legalize it." +Make him the Protag from YuYu Hakusho,Yusuke Urameshi is best fingerbanger. +270 Volts? What kind of backwards country uses 270?,Amps +"When you don't allow us to have jobs, then of course we aren't successful.",I don't understand...why aren't you people pulling yourself up by your bootstraps? +"Muslim body condemns Uri attack, Pakistan",All very believable +Pixel and Pixel XL handsets won't be as resilient as the iPhone 7 or Samsung Galaxy S7,What a great news source +"Well, you gotta know what you are making",No no no cars are going to MEXICO... It's all the others jobs that China is taking haven't you heard Trump lately? +"US only... Yet another reason to never ever buy this if you're in another country. Not only do we get shafted on price, we also don't get the free goodies.",Or another reason to move to America! +"So after we go 0-4 and Rex gets canned, who are our options for the next HC? I know I'm going to get downvoted to hell for this - but lets be honest... we aren't beating Arizona, even though I think we'll put up a good fight, and we certainly aren't beating the Patriots who appear to be..... I guess the best team in football without Tom Brady and with Gronk being hobbled. SO.... who will we pursue when Rex gets canned after we start 0-4? Who will be the interim HC?",Rob Ryan? +"Calling Native Americans Indian isn't derogatory, btw. Many tribes prefer the term and use it themselves.",That's been their preferred name ever since they traveled to America from India. +"First spawn: oh god, it's gonna be one of those days...",I'm sure glad the old AH got the nerf it needed +There goes the neighborhood.,Only white ppl can be racist +"Yes, yes, but now I'm supposedly a Gemini (or always was) and I just don't know what to do with myself.",Typical Gemini. +just made it on your own?,Robo Maid made it +Wasn't the cop that shot a black guy recently also black?,Yea but you see he was compelled to shoot him because he wanted to impress his white peers +Pokemon made 720 unique 3D models when X/Y was released. SE can make more than 20. No excuse,I hope this is +It's almost too easy,That fixed magazine cover looks like something every teenage girl is gonna want to pick up. +There used to be a part of me that would get to a point in a job I don't have the right tool for and would spend a ridiculous amount of time wrenching away to see if I could make it work with what I have anyway... NO MORE! The right tools make a world of difference and are usually worth whatever they cost. Source: Now the proud owner of three types of tools that are just for oil filter removal. Now I can change oil on both of our cars in about a half hour total without lifting them.,I always just stab the side of it with a flat head screw driver and twist it out that way. +I'm stealing this.,Stop stealing you negro +"Okay, Windows.","And what's with the fatshaming, giant column?" +Jill Stein polling at 10% nationally among Latinos,The Latino numbers aren't so encouraging in context: Clinton 60% Trump 14% Johnson 13% Stein 10% +salt shaker,Damn I forgot the +A murder of them.,A flock? +"I just bought mine, life goals achieved, final form reached, can uninstall game now.",Can you tell my team to uninstall the game while you're at it +"A Solution for Hydra Grievers. I've been thinking a lot on how Rockstar could stop some of the hydra grievers, and I came up with this idea. Everyone is off the radar to air vehicles, and you are off the radar to them. Other people in air vehicles update their position every 15-20 seconds. Person(s) in said air vehicles can call Lester and have people show up for 1 minute with a 5 minute cooldown. Well then, how would I land to find my friends? You may ask. Well, you can always get the general location of them and have them shoot up flares. Rockstar could even allow the air strike flares to be bought (but not used like normal air strike flares) from Ammu-Nation and have a 5 second cooldown on throwing them. Give me any sort of ideas to improve upon this.","This is a new idea, never been thought of before" +"If their Black Lives really mattered to them, they would have all found a job. Good job lady.","But whitey is keeping them down, forcing them to turn their own neighborhoods and communities into giant shit holes." +I hope for it :) It just accelerates the time valve will fix it :) cant understand people who are complaining about the same things getting on the front page. It tells valve what they should prioritize.,i don't see the +You're paying 40% more for TV than you were 5 years ago,But the Federal Reserve assures me inflation is under 2%. +"Gorilla, Mithy, Meiko are definitely going to be in there. The fourth one will either be Mata, Wolf, SwordArt, or god forbid Biofrost/Aphro. Though if none of the panellists had either player fall outside their top 20, then it's extremely unlikely it'll be either of the last two.",What are you talking about aphro was ranked in the top 20 last year why not this year? +Destiny. i can feel the downvotes already but it is hella fun.,I thought that game was dead +HD Bat Chat when? That thing has been sticking out like a sore thumb next to the rest of the higher tier French tanks which have mostly been reworked into HD. Give it some love WG,When WG stop playing with their plastic model tanks and actually look at the batchat +"People, start flooding Hellogames email, and hashtaging everywhere possible********READ*******","Yes, because harassing them mercilessly is definitely going to make them want to talk to this community." +What do you call a woman locked in my basement? Your mother,What about dr.dre? +Hah they had to been high as hell filling orders. I hope I got 2 camo hats.,"I call dibs, fuck the rest of yall" +Should numeric scores be replaced by smileys?,"In my office as well we get evaluated with smileys, because the company finds it unfair that one employee should be considered better than another." +Casting Custom Silicone Stamps,Probably not after you just spilled the beans! +"Well, they are inferior. How else do you explain them continuing to resist arrest with guns pointed at them by racist police officers.",I'm assuming +#neutered,Would you say he's agendered? +Oh. You meant to be an asshole. I stand corrected.,"Nah man, he's just a straight shooter" +"you guys probably thought I wasn't going to follow through, but here is my baby daughter's neckbeard costume I just completed. M'baby!",This should be child abuse. +"Saladin has a line about what Rasputin used against the iron lords. He mentions something like an army of Frames, and...things...things I had never seen before, nor since.",You don't consider that to be a little vague? +"This might just be giving EA the benefit of the doubt but maybe, just maybe, it has something to do with the new PL logo? Incorporating that in might be the hassle and why they need this much time?",Get the premier league scoreboard now for $8.99 +What about I'm very immature for my age?,It takes a very mature young adult to admit one's immaturity. +How in the fuck is that racist?,Something tells me Lilo and stitch would be considered racist if it were released in 2016... +I disagree with him. Here in the UK the Rotherham scandal has been in the news again. Mass child rape and torture were dismissed for over a decade as being racist fear mongering targeting muslims.,"If a reddit post doesn't mention a specific place it's about America, dude.. You new here?" +he didn't mention trump did he? he has nothing to do with trump,Yeah media will surely think this way too... +"Technically I'm not 20 so I don't really have any authority to say this but everyone should go hunting at some point in their younger life, killing a deer is a traditional coming of age experience and it is a really amazing and unique experience, wether or not you enjoy hunting or any of that outdoor stuff.","Oh yes kill an innocent creature for no reason, something everyone should do" +I know it's a joke posting but honestly...... America has chosen Hilary and Trump to be the runners up for president.,Our next election in France will be that fucked up for sure. +Yep,So we're agreed then: NFL rules penalizing contact with the QB should be imposed. +"This is a known glitch, but it isn't a high priority for Hirez to fix it because it never happens in anything except MotD.","First for me, thought it was pretty humerous" +Also South America or North America.,"Yeah, but you faggots don't count." +So how does that work with gaming laptops where there is a mic built in?,"Open laptop, cut microphone wires." +What is one thing you want to see become reality before you die?,Full immersion virtual reality.... used for porn +She probably took it as a sarcastic comment because she thinks that the kid doesn't actually appreciate her.,Hearing aid set to +This format is very bad for mobile users imo.,"Yea, I haven't thought of that which in hindsight I should have since I mostly watch YT on my phone Will take that in to consideration for this Friday, thanks :D" +Someone has a degree,Degree +"I did not dismiss them, I just didn't respond to them because I thought that one example was particularly bad.",Yes the right to privacy is a bad right +Question about Work ethic and St Pauls Lol anyone else find that MOST(80%?) of the students that went to st pauls high school have like the absolute worst work ethic and attitudes?,Why not just say most (80%) of white people have like the absolute worst worth ethic? +"The hammer and the sickle on the Soviet flag represented the two different classes in Soviet society, the rich and the poor. The flag served as a constant reminder to the people that their idyllic classless society would never come to pass. Even in middle school, something about that didn't make sense to me. Then when I got to high school and learned the real meaning of the hammer and sickle, I felt ashamed that I ever believed what they taught me earlier.",The soviets were such big fans of the rich they put a symbol for them on their flag didn't you know? +"And water is wet, and the sky is blue. Thanks for telling us shit we already knew.","hahaha youre so funny, you want gold for your witty comment." +"TIFU by playing The Rains of Castamere at my friend's wedding reception. So like all tifus this didn't happen today but in June when one of my best friends got married. He tasked me with the job of music at the reception, just computer to speaker stuff, this was a simple affair, no DJ or band. Both me and the groom are huge ASOIAF/ GoT nerds. For some lulz I decide to prank the best man, a mutual friend, by interrupting his toast with the song The Rains of Castamere, which is a song from the show. Spoilers ahead, ye be warned. This song is a dirge commemorating a character's ruthless extermination of his enemies. During a wedding in season 3 there is a massacre of the guests orchestrated by this character, and the song is used as the cue to start the bloodshed. In this scene several important characters die in a shocking and gruesome hail of crossbows at the wedding feast. So I decided to play this song at my friends wedding reception. The groom thought it was hilarious, he turned red laughing, and the best man proceeded to go his best Walder Frey impersonation. Most of the guests were just confused. The bride on the other hand became inconsolably distraught and angry. She, in between sobs, demanded I leave, while trying to explain to her dumbstruck parents why she was so upset and why the song was so awful. I later learned that red wedding scene caused her to pass out a few years ago when it first aired. The groom does his best to console her while failing to hold back fits of laughter. I was asked to leave by the in laws. Now, months later, the bride won't speak to me and has done her level best to end me and the groom's friendship. TL;DR: played a wedding massacre sing from GoT at a wedding, triggered the bride.",She sounds like a real charmer +Wrong lane buddy,Right in front of Electronic Arts.... my former employer. +"What's Your Current OPTC Frustration? I've been constantly farming for my first Crocodile for what seems like 2 weeks straight, and still nothing. I haven't kept a tally of attempts, but doing some basic stamina math I'd guess I'm approaching try #200. This makes for one of those times where you wonder, is my account bugged or something? WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS HELL. Feeling a bit salty about the whole thing. In order to ease my own agony a bit I want to know, what are some of the current challenges/grinds/frustrations you guys have going on in your games? Misery loves company. Vent away.",I really need don chinjao for my whitebeard team but need to wait for a sugofest where we has a higher chance of being pulled. +"So... is this Festival choosing to exclude men and boys, or is Google intentionally doing that on their own?",Smashing the patriarchy helps men too you bigot! +Final Boss phase 2 seems to be a mix of Blue Roy and the Big Paint Star theme with a tiny bit of Bowser's theme,CONFIRMED. +If you don't have human interaction for a while you will develop mental disorders and could endanger yourself and others.,And if you don't get married and have children you are defective! +Same. (Of course then I'd never know if he still wanted me which would be difficult...not as difficult as breaking up but still.),"Lol, who cares what he wants?" +it's all fun and games until someone kills themselves bullying isn't cute rpdr fans can be real a$sholes sometimes,Bullying is okay if it's a queen the collective decides it doesn't like. +How can you say something's not funny at all when humor in it's entirety is subjective? I swear there needs to be an apptitude test for people who wish to purchase and own keyboards.,nah man my word is law and it wasnt funny you must just be stupid or something +My DDR3 runs at 1333Mhz?,Current standard stock speed* +Mods need to delete this. You should have this discussion with the members themselves not publicly humiliate them for all of YT to see. What a douche.,Yes because it will affect their lives and they will commit suicide now because of me! +see any thread about Woodley,"That's different, Woodley is black!" +And imagine this team gets a free legends spot. That is why the legends system with 3/5 isn't always perfect.,They need to have analysts help decide the group draw so we don't see something like group d at cologne and the new eleague groups +"Correct, loaded, cocked, locked.",And covered in blood! +member when we could join a game right away?,Thanks for the shitpost +Battlerite hits 10k concurrent players!,Cause it's a good game :) +"And the local official is a dem. When it comes to politics, never take things at face value.",But since when have Democrats ever been dishonest? +His last name is Turkish. I must assume that he's Muslim. Color me surprised.,"His facebook says he is from Adana, turkey.. Totally hispanic." +"Talking to the Alt Right is like taking a step into the Twilight Zone. Jesus, some of them ACTUALLY think ONLY white men should be allowed to vote and be in government, and some even exclude disabled people even if they're white males.",Not hearing a refutation of anything... +UPDATE: Cascade Mall Shooter Captured - Suspect Turkish Muslim Arcan Cetin,"Another attack perpetrated by a straight, White, Christian, Tea Party Conservative Male NRA member" +Fionn is a good writer. But he doesnt know shit about lol. Go look at his power rankings.,his lack of knowledge really ruined this article +Damnit.. I know better than that shit,Better then* +The fact that we stayed in Japan and helped rebuild after they surrendered might have something to do with how quickly they bounced back.,"Yes, but it was private capitalists like Trump that stayed and rebuilt Japan, not evil big government." +May I ask why your beta code is blurred out?,"Security Reasons, im not supposed to say but the same code is used for R6S2!" +Let's see...I can at least remember people getting gauges a decade ago.,Yeah and now everyone has them... Sigh. +What's your favorite engine? As the title says whats everyones favorite engine and why?,2jz-gte 4g63t Rb26dett +"Zadar or Hvar? So i have gone through some places faster than i anticipated and now have a few spare days. Just wondering if i should spend them in Zadar or Hvar. My interest include history, some partying and adventure activities. Also prefer it if there was a really great social hostel at that area to make it easier to meet other people.","Highly recommend Earthers Hostel if you do end up going to Hvar, it's very social and you will definitely meet people and have a great time there :) And Hvar is absolutely beautiful!" +"#Browns QB Josh McCown is a tough dude. He fought to harness the left shoulder and play today, even with the pain. Team said no.","I'm really glad he was tough enough to stay in when he was playing like garbage, when a mop up QB could have come in and won the game last week" +Transgender Customer Denied Preferred Changing Room at Urban Outfitters,Clearly belongs in the men's restroom. +"Proposed Arcade City ICO: The crowdsale will be capped at $550 million USD, measured in Ether.","They only need half of the Ethereum market cap to make this dapp, chill guys this is very reasonable" +"That is the joke. European barbarians found Rome in disarray and thought that that is the pinnacle of city building, and as such have been building spaghetti cities for 2 millennia.",Source? +"That's not what she said. She said cyber attacks should be treated like regular attacks. And cyber attacks can be pretty devastating if you hack the right system (eg nuclear power plant) But she's not gonna start a war with Russia, that's ridiculous. She was also part of the Russian reset which aimed to normalize realtions with Russia. With that being said, there is a lot to be concerned with in regards to Russia, how they treat liberties at home, and how they behave on the world stage.","But that doesn't fulfill my desire to reduce complex geopolitical tensions to soundbites, so Clinton is totally going to nuke Moscow." +tbh karius coulda had a deck chair and sat down on his line that match and had an actual front row seat. Had literally nothing to do and he couldn't do anything about the goal,He should of put padding inside his gloves to cover half the goal +"His housing discrimination accusations were in the '70s. I didn't even mention Hillary lol, she has problems of her own.",Yeah racism is well-known to be reduced as people get older... +Any transplant fans find themselves rooting against the team of your area? I'm in Wisconsin and for some reason I enjoy when the Packers lose and we win,"I moved to Chicago, nuff said" +I stitched together some wallpaper-quality (3240x1080) panoramas using drone cam and Lightroom. Any feedback/ tips/ location suggestions would be appreciated!,"hey man, great pics, really well done." +"Hillary Clinton on twitter: Every survivor of sexual assault deserves to be heard, believed, and supported.",Every liar need to be believed... Yeah sure! +"TIL That originally to be kept secret until 2029, all existing documents related to the John F. Kennedy assassination will be publicly disclosed by October 2017.",We'll finally know about Ted Cruz's dad's involvement. +LUCKY VIKINGS LIKE USUAL,"Yep, this franchise sure has has been full of luck over the years." +trust nobody not even a swede,Especially a Swede [memories of the Deluge intensify] +"Ruthless, heartless hitman wants nudes of yo delicious pussy in his messenger",This is just sad... +Hue and Co. are gonna keep us from going 0-16! And with half our team injured. Let's please not fire them all when we don't win the Superbowl this year.,I want instant fixes and success god damnit +"If you could have any pro player's skill, whose would you want and why? Just curious what you guys think :^)",Subroza so I can wallhack and no one will know +Slammed fartcan Civics. Christ those kids always thought they were the shit.,The correct nomenclature is stanced you beta cuck +Introducing MailSniper: A Tool For Searching Every User's Email for Sensitive Data,you should tag it .. so that bleach bit works well +They are?,"Whitest=prettiest, I guess." +thank u parrot man,thank u parrot man +Franklin Partners walks away from Keeler Building deal in downtown Grand Rapids,So happy GrandLan gaming had to move in anticipation of the sale. +What clan are you in? Would love to friendly battle a fellow Trifecta user.,Clan Name: Apathy Clan Tag: #LJYR088 +name one year where there weren't races on cable...,are you counting years were the races that would be cable only werent televised at all? +"Same issue as in the US. War on Drugs, Single Motherhood and the Welfare State create a situation where its impossible for certain groups to break out and stand on their own two feet.","Yes, letting people starve is *so* much better for motivation." +Someone posting for gray8 in trade threads,which I'm sure was done without his knowledge or guidance +And when you are told what they are saying. I can also see that's a salad when I scan for help,That's exactly what I said would happen +Tannehill and Landry being on different pages all the time. Landry on the video board bitching at tannehill.,"Yea leading the league in catches and having two straight games of 100 yards, I'm excited to see what they can do when they are on the same page." +Texas is voting for Trump. You're from Texas. You're voting Trump. No speak racist,You forgot the +"I mean, he's clearly not dead if he's been gibbering and squeaking for the last 17 years...",Ooh you got'em there +Haven't seen any about me,KILL URSELF CRYBABY +Because they think they're getting paid by the word.,I think they get a bonus... +Why are you so antigun?,I believe you dropped this: +Prepare your anuses Sydney/Melbourne. Its slowly headed this way,Emphasis on 'slowly' +Rape Apology,"Gee, I wonder why they only posted part of the response." +Wallpaper I made of some of my favorite characters from the CW shows,Wheres Felicity? +The amout of cards in one deck has to be Increased. 40 cards in one deck just isn't doing it.,Just build full damage and hold left click like everyone else does +Also as a gnm myself some high nova or low mg games can be quite skilled,you dropped this: +"Seriously, do your reading. Marries, gets a divorce, gets remarried, has a son out of wedlock with the woman who is going to be his third wife (some biographers refer to her as his concubine, others as his secondary wife) then his second wife dies and he marries the third. Then he remarries again. So, 4 marriages, and at least 2 of them are concurrent. Probrably the last three are concurrent, and they are all political moves to secure allegiance of a strong regional noble house. But yeah, he must be a good dude, a pope gave him a crown, so he must be pure and noble and perfect...","Hey, there was no pope who ever acted on political advantages, they only used the holy spirit as guides!" +to be fair there are like 10 mainstream spidermen at the moment,"Gwen, Silk, Miles, Peter, Kaine is coming back, thats only 5." +"Yes because US police are indiscriminantly targeting random black people knowing that: -They'll get fired -They'll be scrutinised by the media -They'll put their fellow officers at risk -They'll severly flame ethnic tensions -They'll cause rioting and looting US police hate black people enough to ruin their lives, their families lives, their fellow officers lives, and their communities lives.",You forgot an +There should be a don't live in America choice,Don't you know America is the only country in the world? +Good morning everyone. There's a pledge that Daily Kos started yesterday and it's for us hillary supporters to donate $9.26 in support of the debate tonight. And if we can wear blue to day it will be great. Pass this message on social media please. We can do this guy's. The reason why this pledge is going on its to have hillary on the campaign trail and less fundraising because we want her out there going from city to city. Let's help her out and donate what we can. Let today be her biggest donations and let's make history today. Starting now. I have faith and I believe we will come through. Pass the message.,"Was going for white, but will swap out for blue today!" +She's trying to pull a Willam. But just Willam can pull a Willam.,"I'm sure by now phiphi is tired of the fans saying things are ok for Willam to do just because she's Willam, but if she did them she'd be read to filth" +New Shout revealed for the new character Femmie Nest,original +Residents: People taking Trump signs,"If this is Odessa, this may ironically be someone too cheap to buy their own sign." +"Or it could cut its budget, but I suppose all the libs would scream about cutting services to their constituents and how it would be the end of life as we all know it.","You're right, what we really need is to increase tax credits and subsidies to incentivize investment in the state." +"Damn, he looked so different before the accident",You mean the fight? +What a load of shit. You would be throwing a party if Pep woke up and decided to sign with Spurs.,I would've thought that didn't need the +Hillary Clinton Is Outraising Trump 20-to-1 Among Billionaires,But she cares about us +"What a coincidence, so will the next BLM riot",Those damn pigs +power?,Not a lot. +"Haha we have a solid group of current NBA players. Some bust, doesn't ever school have them?",Not Duke +"M5s, non si governa con il mal di media","ovviamente non si fa, chi governa in Italia ha il pieno controllo della stampa" +What if the largest countries have biggest populations,Proof the United States is perfect. +Deal nears to speed release of Hillary Clinton emails,I'm sure THIS will finally be the one that does it. +Neith,I Think you dropped your +I'm 5'9 150 lbs. Small should be good right?,"Yeah, 5'10 155, I wear a small and it's nice and fitted." +"wow, do you know wich cards were added after beta?",The new ones +"Huh, yeah. That kind of sucks for all the Pokemon I encountered over 500CP","Yup, that is what I was implying." +Yup. There's Jeskai Nahiri. And... ...^...^^...^^^...^^^^...,And Grixis Delver and UW control and UR Delver +Infect produces blue mana to cast [[Blighted Agent]]. That counts...right?,They have [[Negate]] in the sideboard too. +True Sight: EG Sports Day,So this is the real reason for sub players. +'Anti-Vaxxer' Mom Changes Mind After Her Three Kids Fall Ill,"Uh, ABC is a liberal station and are very biased why should I believe this?" +"I am still rolling with 31 impact for 90% of PvE activities. There are too many advantages that outweigh the advantages of going 37. Mag size, handling, reload, RoF.",Are you telling me you don't use Weyloran's March in PvE? +"The most horrible testimony argument I repeatedly heard as a TBM was, The church is the same everywhere. So it must be true right?","Yeah, because adapting for cultural, regional, and racial differences would be such a bad idea." +The fucking accomplishment shit irritates me. A college degree is an accomplishment. When you do something almost every woman in the entire world can do I think it falls below the lines of accomplishment.,"Nope, it's a miracle" +"Probably not as much for open, as it appears she isn't in labor for this picture and will likely be induced with the full cocktail of pain medication, or undergo a cesarean. Fuck scheduled birth.","Yeah, fuck modern medicine" +Noodle Dragon 16 - animated by Diives,Edgy as fuck +Someone stole my identity...,Fuck it this is pretty funny. +"I don't claim to have a single answer as to who, why, where etc but this is the one piece of evidence that just doesn't sit right with me. Do I believe that SA and BD had the ability to clean the garage and bedroom to leave no DNA or blood? I am a fence sitter but the KK story really doesn't have any basis in fact I can believe. If he did it and that is a big IF, then it certainly was somewhere else, no doubts. I pushed NewYorkJohn on this point and he never answered",Why would a Pay toilet in New York answer anything ? +"Thing is...she hardly knows me. She was a grade behind me in high school and is best friends with my husband's sister (another raging Mombie), we've only spoken a few times! How the hell does she know if I was coddled!? I smell jealousy.","Well, she's a mother, so that means she knows everything" +There is a way to use skins but keep the standard voice pack. That way you can be a Viking and still say people move like Jaguars :D,How do I do that? +I'm balls deep in UVXY. Fingers crossed,I think Im reaching Donald Trump's net worth tomorrow +Trump camp deleting tweets in real-time,oh shit where is the evidence that he said anything that is obviously real now +"I mean, it is his birthday...","Oh, in that case, shitpost away!" +The argument is racial profiling... No it's not!,"Pack it up, he just won the debate with reals and not feels!" +"Orange&Grey Sunburst, Takumi RX-T, Grey Tunica, Loopers Keys, Crates, Painted Wheels Offers",Lime trahere and Sky blue lowrider for takumi? +Cocaine.,A lot of people are thinking that. +"That's President Trump to you, deplorable!",deportable* +"So true. Maybe if we do our jobs right, they'll realize socialism is hope.",But my uncle said Hillary was a socialist! +"I know you guys won't believe me... But while on the pts, a group of agents went rogue on me during extraction. That has not happened to be since the BETA. I've been active every other day since 1.2. I may be one of the luckiest agents alive O.o I also found out that I was apparently capable of crying pure salt xD . Has anyone else gotten this lucky?","Wow, what a rare occurrence" +Where can people get Objective information about politics?,Reddit. +Guns kill people? That's news to me. Guns are sentient beings.,"My AR-15 whispers too me, demanding the blood of the innocent!" +"Wow, Anderson better ask Hillary if she knew about Bill's rapes. wtf.",He won't. +Can a Trump support please tell me how you still support that Mr Trump after tonight ? I don't want an argument just a civil honest answer.,He will represent White Americans so we can end misogeny betwixt the mixed races and finally purify Hitler's dream! +"He'll actually try with the debate prep this time cause he wouldn't want to be humiliated and shamed in front of 100M Americans. Again. We know that saying about dogs and tricks, but yeah, be sure he's going for emails, bill's affairs, and her being sick.","Oh come on, he wasn't shamed, he told the truth!" +"Yup, they can't say they didn't have options; them choosing the least qualified and most horrendous of the bunch is squarely on them.","Nope, Hillary had mercenaries put guns to the heads of 40% of the GOP primary voters." +Yeah but a good follow-up question could have been... You claim to take full responsibility for it but America does want to know why Bleach-bit and a hammer were used to destroy data. Why did you think those were necessary?,**After** receiving a subpoena. +Hamlion.,Tfw Scar didn't throw away his shot +I'm moving to Canada if Hillary wins,"Yeah, they will welcome you centipedes so well." +"Wentz has an extra TD, more attempts, more yards, and played a perrenial contender. If dak wins over him it is bullshit.",But Dak has a better qbr +Leaving Cert by rote: Critical thinking seen as vital skill - Future generations should be assessed on ability to solve problems and think creatively,"Sounds good, but I personally found learning off reams of notes about Hamlet for 2 years very helpful in my later life.........." +What's your point?,THIS WOULDNT HAVE HAPPENED IF WE BREXITED SOONER +Undefeated records usually come with inflated egos.,Yeah if anyone should have an ego it's someone with a string of losses and no wins. +Do we want a leader of the free world who is so easily interrupted?,Kanye 2020 +Does anyone know what this Isenfyre Token is for?,"No idea, has anybody else found this?" +"man that reminds me, i REALLY should call them today, thanks!",No make them realize how much you matter to them +Stop having sex with him until he agrees to exercise.,Because that always works! +This is the Google Pixel | VentureBeat | Mobile,Can't wait to see the bloatware-ridden Verizon version +As long as you can keep your government out of other people's land I am happy .,"Yeah, you're really gonna trade up there with the CCP" +Your offense really needs to unleash Hopkins the next game. That dude is a beast.,Maybe if yall didn't double cover him he would have been unleashed already. +"TIL that the design of the tallest residential building in the world, 432 Park Avenue in Manhattan, is inspired by a trash can.",You'd think the whole city was inspired by a trash can +Trump will just pass it off as sarcasm,The USA should just follow NK's example and ban sarcasm +"Oh, I thought it was Negligent Discharge Incident.",**N**on-**D**estructive **I**nspection Basically the exact opposite of your job. +Every Gear Shift in the Fast & Furious Franchise 1-7,You missed one at 54:37 on tokyo drift +"Also, stop and frisk and strong, trusting relationships between police and communities are mutually exclusive ideas. I don't care how you try to spin it.","That's just like, your opinion man, opinions cannot be wrong." +Okay!,Can you also do Sol's base skin while you're at it? +Echo of Soul Mobile Looks Great,The tits aren't big enough and the skirts are too long. +terry crews on priorities,PC is only good for spreadsheets. +"Yes, I don't understand why his plan to search law-abiding citizens in the street and confiscate their guns isn't generating limitless outrage from the right.","Because everyone knows he wasn't talking about the white guys with guns, of course..." +Some custom made rigs (Sorry about the camera quality),i love the circley one all the way to the left but i would probably break it +RNG,"well, clearly they haven't been making their virgin sacrifices to our one true RNGoddess" +Restaurant Tapes Colin Kaepernick Jersey To Floor As Welcome Mat,Shocking that its a Country Music Bar +Which gender is wrong?,Those females are inherently wicked! +"Tagged, reported, ignored.",I'm so scared! +0.5/3 awareness,that winston was probably typing in chat .-. +"All of the candidates are terrible, literally all of them.",I think we can all agree Chad Novak is our only hope. +"If all the accusations are true, it kinda sounds like he has an untreated sexual compulsion disorder. :p","Not just saying this to be witty, but I think he has a lot of untreated disorders." +So I guess this means his wife is a liar?,"Technically she said he applegized for the access Hollywood tapes, whereas he was saying he didn't applegize for the sexual assault allegations because (according to him) they didn't happen." +"Weird bug (again) (funny, not broken permanently) I briefly talked about a bug I ran into on 2.11.1, thus keeping me from getting to the epic boss and thus the only thing left in the game to accomplish. (it was that no red/hard battles would actually load correctly and I couldn't fight them) Well, as per some advice, I changed the language and that seems to be fixed. So I continued till the boss fight (it's on normal mode, so I'm 3 birding it), and I get to Morgan Le Fay. The part where Mokk comes in and the story is *supposed* to take over and they battle each other till the end. But it DOESN'T end. I bring along White Tiger, cuz why not, and she proceeds to show everyone what happens when devs get cut off and they put out an *actual* super hero. This happens with Morgan too and she gets pwn'd so bad the game breaks. Perhaps it wasn't that, maybe it was when Mokk came in and White Tiger continues to layeth the smack down on their candy asses. **OOPS** Mokk seems to have been permanently killed, even tho he keeps TRYING to come back (some debuff pops on him and he just fades away). And Morgan is obsessed with not going lower than 142HP and hitting herself. I have sat and recharged as well as hit her myself, for dozens of minutes, but it's of no use. **SHE HAS FOUND THE KEY TO IMMORTALITY**.",put in a ticket... +This soft metal screw,"Some comment about how I could have done this better, and I know all the details about this project from one picture." +simmer down...sarcasm is difficult to convey in text...,"Yeah, super difficult" +"Trump is the kind of guy to manage a company that intentionally slyly refused to sell / rent apartments to black people, because they didn't want to lower the property prices. That actually happened.",Except he settled the case with no admission of guilt. +"That's basically 10 selfies a day for an entire year (or a selfie a day for a decade). If you're taking 10 pictures of yourself a day, something's wrong.",There are people who do that considering they are the center of the universe. +Therefore the Constitution does not apply to them? No 4th amendment for brown people?,"Yea, didn't you read the fine print?" +"Anyone else dissapointed they didn't bring back grief mode? Really enjoyed it on black ops 2 , was hoping for the last map they would bring it back but they didnt :(",na you're the only one +You're Americans,"Amen, now get off my lawn." +I mean if they make it out of groups they'll be in Chicago where i imagine the ping is incredible.,15 +Sentence immediately following unfunny sentence immediately following unfunny quote,Now that's just cynical +"They look a little disjointed, not like yesterday at all. Fast pace though, few whistles.","Hey now, it's too soon to call us missing the playoffs!" +The truth must be hurting particularly bad today,All the polls said Trump won. +"Most martial arts are only really useful if they're full contact, otherwise they tend to just be practicing for specific controlled situations that never occur in actual fights. source, 5 years of kempo that i quit after i realized i was still getting beaten up","Agreed, not practicing for arm's length or closer fights and situations is veering dangerously into 'Mcdojo' territory." +GNU project - the free software movement turns 33,33 years is a long time for OS development... +My 3rd grader's teacher asked me why my daughter wants to be on fire.,"So that explains the Tracer players I get on my team, they're all 3rd graders!" +what,That thumbnail gave me the cummies +What idiot picked Minnesota in October? #weatherfail,Yeah the weather for the weekend looks awful +"Yeah those shitty, low pay jobs that are still highly sought after.",I think I should've put +Search for `retake`.,"Retake and executes are two different things, if you'd like to see go check it out its whiffcity." +Pretty sure it's a joke,"eh there are a lot of anti-eu comments atm, typical na" +"All of the conservatives trying to sugarcoat Trump's awful performance have been hilarious. Uhhh, the mics were rigged! Wait, Lester Holt was biased! Trump won the post-debate poll on the Drudge Report in a landslide, Hillary has no chance!","I mean, you can't find a more unbiased news-source like *THE DRUDGED REPORT*." +"Guardando la tua post history ho scoperti che hai giocato a Terraria, non ho idea di cosa sia ma dal nome sembra un gioco da nerd che vorrebbero andare a zappare ma non c'hanno il fisico. Per questo penso tu debba morire male e disinstallare internet, sporco comunista nerd zappatore.",Tieni un +Gotta step it up to some graphene contacts!,"I guess I could google that, but it is way too early for me to start learning shit." +Literal deal breaker for me. It's such a minor thing that's so useful it does not make sense to not have it. Imagine a car without dashboard indicators for your blinkers. You'd get by just fine but Jesus fuck would it be annoying.,"BMW owners seems to already be lacking them, and they don't seem to care" +"Is this keyboard worth saving? Guy is selling a k95 on ebay for $35 because of this crack, I'd buy it alone because of the good deal. But Is it possible to fix this?",if it's not RGB it's worthless +"The problem with Java is not the language, but virtual machine. Kotlin does not have one.","Let's fork the OpenJDK, how hard can it be!" +Why can't I win any games with Nami lately? :^(,Always blame the ADC. +"Also what younger people might not realize is he hinted at a Presidential bid back in 1988 and it was probably a joke, but he did get interviewed about it several times and the issues he brought up back then we're that we should pull out of NATO, we're getting killed on trade, Japan needs to defend itself, taxes are too high on businesses... he literally came to the debate with the same arguments he was making almost 30 years ago.","Yeah, not like anything has changed that would merit evolving positions" +"Good Time, my man","It is an Owl City song, so it does not count." +Jesus Christ. Can you imagine the reaction from the right? Their candidate for president still doesn't believe Obama is a US citizen.,"Nah man Hillary started that, he finished it." +"It would certainly make for an interesting case. One could argue that this is is not a trap, but rather reinforcement to withstand attack, as it is the force of the attacker that could cause injury, and not the mailbox directly. A parallel scenario might be where a robber shoots reinforced glass and is wounded by the ricochet. It is not the defensive reinforcement that caused injury, but rather the direct action of the attacker, and as such the reinforcement can not be considered a trap.",TIL physics is a booby trap and should be completely controlled by the government like gun rights and healthcare. +When you make some of the best friend you've ever had and try to come back...,please go into a more shadowy area so we can see better it needs to be darker.... +I think the Trumps have a poor grasp at what words mean.,"Hey, Trump made a real sacrifice when he decided not to talk about Bill's infidelities." +Will McPhee fix our absolutely horrible offense that is dragging down our defense?,"If only he hadn't lost weight, we could have put him at right tackle." +Are tuition fee that high in USA?,Yes +N,U +"Shooting the gas tank on a car to make it explode. That's not how that works, at all.",They totally had incendiary rounds in that 9mm +Virtual Boy - My first headache.,Only to be reincarnated as the Oculous Rift +"I know some people will doubt if this is legit or not, but it seems if you get the vintage pack you get 6 packs in total.",Given the number of people in my thread who questioned the legitimacy of this given the fact mine had 6 packs (I got even luckier and got an EX FireRed LeafGreen pack) I'm glad to see you're not getting hated on in here. +"Tuskarr should become a 3/3 to compensate, but it is still decent for a 3/2 + free hero power for 3.",[[Fencing Coach]] power creep +I think he means the double rockbiter finisher seen in midrange shamans now.,o damn well who are we to deprive Shaman players of another 18-damage-finisher +"Hi, I'm a noob. What does peel mean?",peel means protecting your carries. +Flusha's top 3 best players: 1 Flusha 2 Flusha 3 Flusha,Those 3 together are better than Godsent +nah you had it right looks like lora craft mac n cheese.,"I admire the pun, but man, that was in bad taste." +"Oh man, every time I see a comment from you I get a happy feeling. So innocent.. I wish I was like you.",You seem even more innocent since you don't get +This is erasing what is owed to my people. Black people need to be sent back to Africa and white people back to Europe so our tribes can live in peaceful harmony as we once did.,If only everyone would just go back to where they came from am i right? +"I've waited for that for many years. Dragon Ball fighting games need to do more to celebrate the massive cast of that universe. XV2 did add some new characters, but I'm worried they withheld content for DLC because the full roster has quite a few gaping holes.",We need more frieza soldiers +"As someone who owns both consoles, can someone tell me where I can find innovation by Sony?",Party Chat +"AP: BREAKING: Kerry threatens to cut off all contacts with Russia over Syria, unless Russian and Syrian bombardment of Aleppo ends.",If it really happens than there's a decent chance that sometime in the future a few of us will be sitting in dimly lit rooms with cold damp walls hundreds of feet below the surface of the earth telling stories to the Little Ones - titled How it started or The beginning of the end... +Hey.... That's pretty good!,"Ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha." +I (16M) just got dumped by my first love (16F) after 11 months and I'm seriously struggling to comprehend life without her. Any help?,Its a hard life +"Rakell is progressing well from mid-Sept surgery for complications from an appendectomy last spring. Still, hasn't been able to skate/train.",Patches was back after only 8 days... what a scrub +25.000 euro is natuurlijk een belachelijk bedrag. Alsof je dat als aspirant zo maar even neer kunt leggen.,"Misschien zij zelf niet, maar hun vader wel." +Your highest rated comment is now your campaign slogan. What is it?,"talk shit, get hit Could apply to the Clinton Campaign" +So you have to wonder why exactly the producers don't care about good writing... **The Bond Continuity Department**: a room with a single filing cabinet and a single folder inside with a single piece of paper that says because reasons.,You mean that isn't what it is? +PROVEN JAILOR AND NOT GETTING TOWN PROTECTIVE ON ME,STANDARD TP STRATS TO NOT PROTECT THE JAILOR BECAUSE NO SCUM WOULD BE DUMB ENOUGH TO ATTACK THEM +"I have low standards, so all women should too Sorry but when I start dating again I'm going to look for a woman with a job and car at least. Being the only one with a car and job in a relationship is a pain in the ass.",Gold digger! +"Great thing she's running on the most liberal economic platform in ages, right?",Oh yeah the TPP is so liberal. +The wind turbines spun too fast and blew away the power lines,If they'd put them in reverse it could have cancelled out the wind from the storm +Yep. Porygon is gen 1.,He forgot the +"my first set up, can you tell where the money was spent?",apple keyboard right there is like 120% your budget +"Kind of you to say that...but unlike the church, when I'm wrong I admit it",Just in time before people stop playing sports with you +You aren't aware of the great dog war of 1999? Learn your history before you expose your ignorance again.,Fuckin cum farm manimals. +I've been rocking this loadout since the DLC came out!,shut the fuck up no one cares know your fucking place trash +What about *ah nuu cheeki breeki i v damke*,*yis* +"No he's right, we have almost no trees except for the ones we have planted our selves. Was outside about 30 minutes ago and saw the best display I've ever seen, also never seen them turn purple.","Don't worry, I've never seen purple trees either." +((SPOILERS)) This past houseguest was voted into BBOTT,Rigged! +I heard they will announce something diablo related at blizzcon (?) In november. Maybe it's an expansion pack.,yea d2HD +You don't actually believe that right? Of course they didn't miss it. It'd be like a professional football player not watching his team at the Superbowl.,Forgot the +Too funny. What a prick. I always find argumentative-Japanese (language) very bizarre. It seems to lack any sort of logic (to me).,"That's because the Japanese were a conflict free people until strife was introduced from overseas, so it's still foreign to them" +Why are car insurance rates so high in Oklahoma?,Obviously we should probably let the government take over car insurance +lyor Cohen will be YouTube's new Global Head of Music,oh no this is bad....everything lyor touches slowly decays lol +"CNN followed 103-year-old Ruline Steininger around as she met Hillary Clinton and voted early yesterday in Des Moines, IA.",Enthusiasm Gap! +Yes it is.,Then it doesn't count +Jake Stein now polling behind Evan McMullin. She's still behind Deez Nuts and Harambe.,Isn't it great that we have such top quality front runners +"If a couple gets divorced, they should have to send a check to every wedding guest for the cost of the wedding gift they received.",And the wedding guests have to pay back the cost of their meal at the reception plus the cost of the slice of cake they ate. +Shark stubbed its toe on a coral reef.,its both sharks and coral reefs shall disappear soon +They absolutely weren't the same.,sorry forgot the +CNN hypocrisy? Flashback to when network fat shamed Miss Universe Alicia Machado,"Alrighty, if CNN does it then Trump doing it should be no problem" +"Actually, if you go all the way back to the inception of the AFL, only the following years are non catbird years: 1993 - Essendon 1995 - Carlton 1996 - North Melbourne 1999 - North Melbourne 2000 - Essendon 2004 - Port Adelaide And Port are basically magpies anyway.",Oh so NOW they're the magpies +I can see it now. Week 15: Brock Lobster is out due to the concussion protocol. The backup goes down during practice and they're scrambling to get someone prepared. In steps TJ motherfucking Yates. He's still a free agent and knows the offense. May God have mercy on our souls. Final Score: Texans: 44 Bengals: 2,"Don't even joke about that shit, good god." +Petition to add a Toggle-able HD option to Oldschool Runescape,Yeah Jagex just add HD simple as that bet you could have it out by next week you're just lazy +No engage or escape has nothing to do with it. It's his lack of utility and his shitty late that make him an unwanted pick.,"so, you sure know how this game works huh?" +I hope you realize R-Truth is a former NWA World Heavyweight Champion....,"No I didn't, I know nothing about truth at all, who knew." +why is scarra eating hot wings in the thumbnail? i also say this as someone who hasnt watched it yet.,Sponsorships +There's a pro-life Democrat in Congress?,"And a pro-abortion Republican too, so apparently it is wash." +"Utterly shocking. I've always just sort of assumed that everyone only uses power appropriately, and that's why we should empower our government with infinite resources. Because they will 100% only ever use them legally and in accordance with their charge to protect and serve. Just like literally every single other major world power in history, none of which have ever exploited their power or authority. People are incorruptible. It's very wise to give them unreasonably powerful tools and expect them to use them reasonably. I don't see how anyone could possibly have a problem with this.","If you have nothing to hide, you should have nothing to worry about" +"If he did it, he would have left all the evidence at the quarry.",Maybe he did leave it in the quarry and LE put it back onto the ASY.... Thats why he knew he was being framed.. +"The article says he sent surveys to his supporters asking for pointers for the next debate. That will render some genius ideas, I'm sure.","Good point, 'cause he's proven time and time again that he's so open to the ideas and opinions of others." +"RIP in pieces Tal's Hill Just wanted to post on our beloved on field attraction unlike any in baseball. I always loved the hill mostly for messing with the opposing teams, but occasionally there were epic catches on the run. Post your favorite moments, pics, or videos for all to remember.",Let's make the stadium cookie-cutter.... +"My answer, as a rule, is no. Wargaming seem like decent enough chaps (with the exception of the Saipan), just retarded ones at times.","True, kinda like SOE / Daybreak in the past :P" +"Something about getting high before going to a prison doesn't seem right to me, but you would know best AnalJustice","Stick with me, dude - I'm white." +Who's economy? Malay? Because Petronas is going to pay a pittance in tax and shift the bulk of their profit offshore. All this for a handful of long term jobs. Most of which will likely go to TFWs.,"Ok, that's pretty much how things don't work." +"Make sure to make your suicide a political statement. Don't die in vain! Or better yet, take him with you.",Nice suggestion of violence. +I think my Sky Blue Little Bow has an identity crisis,Obviously it's the color of whatever the sky happens to be +"That WIFI is just radio waves, so in theory, is part of the spectrum of light.","So what your saying is, if I keep my door open I'll get better Wi-Fi, or if my router is in my room and I don't close my door I'm letting all the Wi-Fi out" +"Also, if you ask three times if they are a cop, they have to tell you the truth.",They also can't do anything illegal to avoid blowing their cover. +"My sisters iPhone 7 matte black 128 had the same thing. I didn't even receive a tracking number. Two days later, it arrived. There is something sketchy going on with provider shipping site.","Well, in the middle of the night last night it went from 'waiting for UPS' to 'in transit' now it's already out for delivery today." +"It is not so much the hardware, since there are others like this out there. It is the iOS 10 that I'm curious about. Is the version you are using jail broken?","Based off his opening of apps, it's not iOS, just themed to look like iOS." +"bingo. this is why BLM isn't a black vs white thing, nor why people part of BLM think all cops are bad people, but do think all cops are accountable for their peers. the good cops are the only ones who can change this system. speak out about their gang leaders and shit",But here is a video clip from one out of the thousands of Black Lives Matter protests that proves the entire movement is rotten +Wow. The candidate of the same party who wanted to win now wants the candidate he lost to in the primary to win and not lose. What a flip-flopper.,"15 day old account with a name referencing something anti-Clinton, sounds like a true Bernie Supporter." +Jessie Graff helping her mom do pull ups,God damn crossfitters and their kipping pull ups! +it better not fucking rain on sunday!,at least there is a website to tell you if it will or not +"How do you think the Bonnie hand puppet is going to work? Sister Location is coming out next week, so I'm basically bursting with excitement right about now. I thought I might ask a question that has been on my mind for a while now. How do you think Funtime Freddy's Bonnie puppet is going to work? Do you think FunTime Freddy is a puppeteer animatronic? Or do you think this puppet is supposed to be it's own actual character, and not just some side-act for Freddy? Or...Do you think this puppet has a more important role?",i think it will help funtime freddy cream +"As someone who just bought a home, I want to puke. I fought it for so long, but have spent $200,000+/- in rent in my adult life and that fucking bothered me too.",Now you can pay $200k in property taxes +"Loving the rivalries that are going to fuel the Nighthold race, can't wait","Method couldn't find a rival, so they had to make their own" +"Yes, but if the character dies during combat you have to finish combat first, not 100% sure if by retreating you still get them back, but if you win the battle am sure you always get them with your loot.",I'm 100% sure you will get them back if you retreat. +Are there a hijabs on the queens at this event?,Everyone will be given a small black sack to put over their queen for the sake of decency of course. +And Angela Merkel has stated that the refugee program HAS FAILED IN GERMANY AND THAT SHE WOULD DO IT DIFFERENTLY GIVEN THE CHANCE TO GO BACK IN TIME! WILL HILLARY STILL DO THE REFUGEE PROGRAM?! (She will.),Real refugee programs haven't been tried yet though +Just the time Donald Trump caught Anderson Cooper in a lie and made him read his lie on live television,Guys he said 'if I can find it' and it took him more than 5 seconds to find the quote he obviously is deteriorating mentally +Super Smash Bros. Brawl - All Subspace Emissary Story Cutscenes in 60FPS,You're the reason Smash 4 doesn't have a good single player mode +And world's first sarcasm detector?,"It is said that the Pakistani government uses this for official purposes, no wonder everything is a lie." +"No, he won despite it being rigged and everyone saying he lost. Try to keep up.","Debate rigged, moderator biased, questions unfair, mic broken, sniffles fabricated, too courageous to bring up Bill's affairs, and yet he still won." +Bruce Willis in the Sixth Sense is actually a ghost,Shit and i just got this on VHS. +Well there goes my day (my own),Isn't that what auto slack adjusters are for? +A former WR in college is getting a start over him.,Tannehill plays QB dummy +"TIL King Amanullah Khan of Afghanistan (1919-1929) once gave a public speech in which he said Islam did not require women to cover their bodies or wear any special kind of veil. At the conclusion of the speech, Queen Soraya tore off her veil (hejab) in public.",What a whore +I wonder if that outfit came with knee pads for all the dicks he would be sucking - my friend when I sent him this photo,"Haha I agree, gay people are the WORST" +I don't say grace before my meals.,str8 to hell m8 +FPS DLC Confirmed! Pay for more frames!,"This is the business plan to make all millionaires, sweet!" +I'm sure the FDA will help,I'm gonna petition to get vaping banned because of this +No this isnt a parody,So pround to live in this great state +"I found it funny, especially being on Rook","Yeah dude, hilarious." +Asdrubal Cabrera as Daniel Murphy,FIRE KEVIN LONG!.... +First look at the JSA (Legends of Tomorrow),They don't look generic as fuck at all +"I think it's more of a class thing then misogyny. Plenty of women are skeeved out by child beauty pageants too. I know the most recent TV show about them focused on the lower class aspects of the people entering them, not the ewww frilly dresses on 6 year olds parts","That too, definitely." +TRUMP IS NOW WINNING COLORADO ACCORDING TO RCP AVERAGE!,PBS polled 300 people and Clinton won that by 7 so polls are rigged by GOP +Wtf is this. Please add shitpost to the title.,Nah man it makes it less funny +What about PS4 people??,Get a PC and quit playing shit consoles? +"I was being facetious. Regardless, you seem pretty certain about it. Care to explain how you know they won't be fining these businesses without a bunch of warnings?","We need more government in our personal lives because historically, government solves problems." +How exactly do you imagine the manufacturing process works? It's not like they input however many they want and they just instantly appear,Or you can just 3D print your own Poke Plus! +"Hi, i'm a solo queue player and I am excluded from hextech crafting.",Yeah its unfair we get free stuff +Imagine we had a female employee in there.,Would probably file a case in court citing gender inequality. +"'15+ Outback 2.5i/3.6R oil consumption concerns? I recently came upon a class action lawsuit effecting the '11-'14 model years. Subaru acknowledges a problem in the short block that makes the vehicle consume roughly a 1/2 quart of oil every 400 or so miles; if the vehicle qualifies they will replace the short block free of charge. My question is, has anyone owning an Outback from model years '15+ noticed the same issue?",No issues in my 3.6 OB.. +"Ga je zelf schamen. Heb het helemaal gehad met deze zinloze discussie over Zwarte Piet. Zijn ook genoeg dingen in andere culturen die mij niet aanstaan, leer er maar mee leven.","Inderdaad, fuck die stomme kinderen!" +Because he doesn't like a girl that cheated on her bf?,"Bro, women can't do wrong" +"The thing that drives me nuts and has me screaming at my laptop screen is the bait and switch we're getting in terms of income vs. wealth. We need stricter *wealth* taxes. The majority of the rich's money comes from holding assets and capital. A income tax hike would disproportionately affect the lower classes, as they get most, if not all of their wealth from income on labor.",Yeah but how else would we have Powerful economic dynasties akin to royal dynesties from the middle ages? +We've been found out by one of Infowars anti-Semites.,(((communism))) +"Woah woah woah, you two need to find a room.",[record it tho plz] +You are talking about Ron Paul right?,"(Shh... Bernie is the Reddit buzzword, Ron Paul was a dirty Republican surely Bernie knows better!)" +Billy Corgan will be a money mark if he gets the company.,Wtf is a money mark? +What is your usual D-Pad layout for your guns? For me: Right is Sandhawk Down is DPUH Up is Flakker Left is Nukem If I don't run with the flakker then up is Assault Rifle,You can play this game with a controller? +"Would prefer a Goten Saga imo. Cell Saga and highschool moments were pretty much Gohan's own saga. Goten on other hand has yet to really shine on his own (since he is always on Trunks's shadow) and a saga focused on him would be a logical continuation of this saga (this saga deal with trunks maturing, next saga deal with Trunks's best friend maturing since he is only one year younger than him) I'm sick that peoples keep focusing on Gohan (and i like him too), let his little bro have some screentime too XP.",But this whole arc has been about Future Goten! +"At 5am on a Friday morning, less than six weeks to Election Day, the Republican nominee is actively slut-shaming the former *Miss Universe* over a porno starring an actress that *sort of* looks like her. The Republican Party better be fucking ashamed of themselves.",you mean the Republican party that thinks it is a waste of tax payers dollars to investigate Trump-Russia ties but wants another Clinton hearing? +Sold my 390 and am now a new member of the team,"I literally sold my R9 390 4 days ago, and got my EVGA 1070 FTW 2 days ago, are you spying on me?" +"After everything Pete Hines has done, how can people still support him? Oh what had he done? Kill a child? Financial fraud? Oh he disagrees with you at two lore questions! Yeah this person never can be trusted again. We really have to demonize him. Let us all get the Pitchforks out. Btw. do you want Jet as a general game machanic or should we remove it completly from the franchise in the memory holy Myron? Also do you think we should demonize all the crew who made FO2 too? I am only asking? Because we had Tin Man, King Arthur, Crashed Wale and Guardian Forever all screwing up the holy lore too. Yeah they deserve it even more. Right?",Its good to know we're safe now that you both have packed all the hyperbole into one thread. +Larry Bird wearing a walking boot.,How does this affect the Pacers' playoff hopes? +Van Overtveldt has had enough,Clearly socialists snuck in and altered the numbers at night +less than 40 days to go. Yeah it's scary and it's not even my country,Well after we conquer the rest of the world under God-Emperor Trump you'll be part of the same country so don't fret over details like that +"Title is a bit misleading. I thought you were going to share an opinion along the lines of the servers being shit with unfair pings or something like that. It should be more like ESL One New York Group Stage poor production, as your criticism talks about the lack of exposition of players setting up, shaking hands, celebrating, face cams + lack of analysis desk. And then the stream lag came to add more poor production. But I get your point.","yeah, gotta go for that clickbait title tho ;)" +I don't need government telling me what I can or can't wear.,Yeah oppressive Muslim clerics and abusive husbands telling women what to wear is a much better scenario... +Why do the hypothetical feelings and desires of the cadets outrank Noah's principles?,"Because as a US citizen, it is his duty as a public figure to bow down before the military with no questions asked." +you ain't never gonna get cold Mountain,Hanna? +Amen to that shit,No he said fucks not shit. +Comic Sans looks shit on mobiles.. imo.,You missed my point completely +The Rock?,He's not Black enough! +Isn't elon musk already doing that?,We'll all be servile to him when we're soaking up rays on the Red Planet..! +Willow Johnson - Oregon Volleyball (2016),False positive +"Big Brother Over the Top - Wednesday Night Live Event Discussion - October 19 2016 On the live feeds tonight, beginning at 10p EDT/7p PDT, we will have a one hour recap of the past week. At 11p EDT/10p PDT, We will have a live eviction. If it's anything like last week, it will be very productionless and the HG will fill in for most of Julie's usual role. Starting at midnight/ 9pPDT, an HOH competition will be played. During the eviction, your best bet is to watch the Quad View. Who will be evicted? How will the votes fall? What awkward moment will we get from the live eviction? How about the weird 30 min of nothing after that and before HOH? Who will be crowned? Discuss all that and whatever else below.","Ain't no way Neeley should be calling someone 50 years her junior, DADDY" +Great guy? Idk but he has helped grow smite,I forgot +"I think you should include 1440x1080 resolution in the options, a lot of people play that as well.","I added it, thanks for pointing out." +for you pa? that'll be a dollar twenty five.,I'm comin' out of the BOOOOTH! +Story suggestion - Gathering opinions,I've not been impressed with a single fan-fiction story I've read. +"DNMAvengers Forum Is Back Up! We at the Avengers recently had a change of address that some people may have missed out on. Our new onion address is: http://dnmavengeradt4vo.onion/ We had some recent downtime over the last couple days while we were upgrading hardware and getting our backend in line. And while there is a chance for some more limited downtime in the following week or two, most of the major hurdles have been vaulted. We're in it for the long run, and look forward to getting our community growing yet again. Our coke and heroin community threads have always be lively places for discussion, and we currently have many samples out for testing at Energy Control from vendors from all over the world. We always offer discounted code purchases for Energy Control tests, and also do code giveaways as well. We also have our own subreddit to follow our status if you have issues connecting: r/DNMAvengers Stop by if you have a chance, and spread the word that we're up and at 'em. -Pipe",Seems legit. +i really want to die,Sexy as fuck +OwO what's this?,Y' know what is that ;* +"Who do you think will Be the first to unify a continent? Boers, Brazil, Australia, Inuit, or some other?",Armenia or Texas because they're the only ones with a full carpet. +"Wait, what are vex again?",I think he means thost black things that shield the other enemies right? +"Don't know, don't care, just wanted you people to know that I will be back, cause e.g. we already got messages asking when the new flairs we promised will be uploaded.","Wait, what do you mean by you people ?" +"There's a lot going on in this video, but really it's motorcyclists like this that give us all a bad rap.",hur dur look at me on my hurley zomg 1% +European Court of Human Rights refuses to overturn conviction of Muslim paedophile by all-white jury,WHITE JUSTICE IS NO JUSTICE because whitey is inherently evil and racist. +"Lol. Fun fact, they believe the Terracotta Army was crafted after individual soldiers as 3D imaging revealed that most of the facial features are unique.","but they are chinese, and all Chinese people look exactly rhe same" +It sounds like you're the one freaking out...,TO THE TOP BOYS +"I thought sunflowers had to be planted each year! It looks like just concrete on the other side too, did someone stick a seed in the brickwork? And how to get food etc?",Photoshop in the concrete has the correct N-P-K levels for growing a soil-less sunflower that germinated literally inside a rock. +Literally the worst article I have ever read about gaming on Linux,I love how they assume that all PC gamers spend $1000 or more on their setups +Really I'm the cunt,Hey we can all be cunts! +Rearranging trash = beauty?,It's *art* you Philistine +What is your main's name and why did you choose it? Just curious how people went about choosing a name.,"Dopethrone and Fennesz, music stuff ain't it." +thats wrong man post game ive gotten two things that she isnt selling i got the boots and the lmg,"out of bounties yes, not post-game pic or it didnt happened" +"A couple questions from a complete newbie: If I'm mainly looking to improve recovery time (I ball 5 days a week and lift 3, feel like I'm not making any gains because of this), what cycle should I run? If I'm pretty far from my natty potential size still at 6'5, 198, and use a cycle or two to get up to ~210, will I be able to keep my gains naturally? Not looking to be using steroids for the rest of my life.",Stop playing ball so much. +"Personally, I useHillary because really there's only one that matters atm. Whole lotta Donalds out there.",Name six. +Nice job attacking Scott guys,socott cawthone shoud b kild 4 maykin fanf +What state do you live in if you don't mind me asking.,Americas Garbage can (FL) +Uncanny.,It clearly developed sentience. +I feel like this is cheating in a way,Damn.. I forgot to read the rules... Hold on.. I'll go get Haitchface and this will all blow over. +"Sad Fact About Viktor (of The Ascension) So, Viktor worked 108 matches in 2016 so far which is pretty solid number. However, he was winner in just 2 (TWO) of those matches. With just 2 wins in 108 matches his winning percentage is only 1.9%. #GiveTheAscensionAChance",Time to go shit on Mick Foley on twitter because he's totally in charge of that... +i agree. Why the fuck does he always miss his olympia peak.,he trains to peak at the kuwait pro +"I am a girl who plays guitar. Honestly, a lot of the culture around guitar playing is really discouraging for budding female musicians. I played in bars in college, and the number of completely inappropriate remarks that came not only from patrons, but from other musicians, was shocking to me at first. Even now, I only frequent one guitar store in the surrounding few towns because of the ridiculous assumptions people have made other places. When I bought my 8 string I first had the sales guy not believe it was for me, and then he followed me around asking for a pic of me with the guitar. Shit like that. I've got a really thick skin and I love the guitar, so I've kept at it. But I completely understand why others would feel unwelcome and let that impact their enthusiasm for the hobby, to the point where women players would be noticably less common.","That's crazy, where did you find a pink 8 string?" +Is driving to SA not an option?,Driving back from SA after a concert is what is a pain. +I don't remember any physical attacks on big Sam. Verbally abused is a different story though.,Well thats ok then +"Hey, that logic has kept 2-2 Ole Miss in the top 25 so far, so I can't see why it wouldn't apply to you. You certainly made Michigan earn it, so I can't see you dropping much at all. ^But ^I ^hope ^we ^move ^past ^you. ^Quality ^win?",Wiscy dropping out of the top 25 for sure +"Mexico named most corrupt OECD country, Slovakia, Italy follow",We should bribe someone to go up at least a place. +Just a typical day waiting for parking spot,Is running over that kid an option? +Yes February 17 2017,*fangasms* +Any chance you could blur out more of the image? I can still see one of the meatballs and it is driving me nuts.,"haha, but depth of field doe dog, learned it in my cc class" +Tick tick tick! Run that clock,How did you miss: Tick tock tick tock run that clock +"Wow, great story.","Oops, I dropped this:" +"Silver Age of Comics is generally agreed to run from Showcase #4 (first Barry Allen as Flash) in 1956 until part way through 1970. You're right that 1989 is definitely not Silver Age, though.","I'd not heard the Flash as the start before, but damn yeah that makes way more sense." +Trump hasn't paid taxes in 20 years. Johnson is the only one who can stop Clinton now Go check the news.,"Silly Op, not paying taxes isn't a disqualifier, it's not like he forgot what Aleppo was.." +"Shit guys, I'm doing it. I'm going to the range just to get brass to reload",Yeah except out of the 30 times I've been to a range only one person has shot 8mm mauser +"We're the real UT now, Texas!",But we didn't beat a top 10 ND team +And yet when I want a black woman to serve me and call me master I'm called a racist. Cultural relativism at it's finest.,think you dropped this +I designed a logo for all 30 MLB teams if the were awarded the 2017 MLB All Star Game,"False, Arte Moreno would never let the word Anaheim smear his team's name" +Man I thought they fixed that shit. Didn't miss a single shot mid air wtf,Can't miss with fancy hacks. +"I wondered why the media had been taking it so incredibly easy on Trump, never pressing on any of his real scandals and instead latching onto all the silly things he says. Now I think that all of them have major stories they've been sitting on, so it's going to be October surprise after October surprise against Trump. By the end of this month I think his entire brand, his reputation, and his legacy will be ruined for all of history.","Yeah but Hillary is so unlikable and has scandals too, so equivalence." +"Without feeling too bad about it? I think I'd feel pretty good about it, people who abuse animals are the scum of the earth, imagine killing something that probably had so much trust in you, it can't speak but he'll always be there for you, had a bad day? guess who comes running up to see if you're okay, he can't express it in words but he is a man's bes... okay im getting into it, but fuck animal abusers, seriously dude","I'd grind his wife and children as well, and give it to their parents as food." +The starving die,Maybe they just need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps +Fuck Drake and fuck all you little footie ferries,If you really wanted them you would have chopped your foot down to size +Lots of impervious area = high runoff Generally want to limit this aspect.,Fuck off with your engineering +Are we going for no guild masters? cuz if not i think semma just wrecks face XD,"But Face is from the Tartaros arc, not the magic games!" +"If the world wants to come up with a global agreement (similar to the southern ice island in 2.0) then that's fine, but there won't be anything along those lines from the mods! P.S. You might not want to claim a 2000-block-wide area for a nation quite yet.","Let me guess, the worlds 2000x2000?" +Her statement about the basement dwellers was **literally** that she cared about them. She wasn't disparaging them; she was empathizing with them.,"WRONG, only Trump gets taken out of context by the biased liberal media" +Wat zijn de leukste Nederlandstalige meezingers? Ik heb nooit echt verdiept in Nederlandstalig muziek. het liefst liedjes die ook geschikt zijn om te zingen met kinderen van 12 tot 15 jaar.,"Het is een nacht - Guus Meeuwis, iedereen kent het en kinderen van 12 tot 15 weten toch niet wat de tekst exact betekent." +"I swear, the hardcore Christians are always the least Christian.",God just tests them harder +"True, but I played cod4 in its prime. I don't think anyone like getting killed by Spam grenades and Deathstreaks when you killed a player.",I loved getting killed by a live grenade dropped at another players foot! +Video of Bill safety Blanton shoving Brissett in warmups..,Very classy for the Bills to continually shove the Patriots coaches who were trying to play peacemaker +Nobody's ever putting one Warrior as 1 and the other as 2,if they don't we'll probably hear about east coast bias +It's Iggy and that's ridiculous. There's no way he watched this past postseason thinking he was better than Thompson,but mvp +pray? why do people always forget about pray,because they removed the ult named after him-- spray and pray-- due to his season 1 and 2 twitch shenanigans +There's something satisfying seeing a team that puts all 11 guys behind the ball lose at the very last second.,but its tactical! +Didn't realise penalties were certain goals.,"Unless diego alves is in goal, yes they are" +Fuck the aliens they can make their own shit great. MEGA,Build a space wall...and make the aliens pay for it. +"That logic doesn't fly. The botters know they need to do something else, Blizzard knows there will be a new work-around. How long it takes botters to find a new exploit doesn't magically get longer just because blizzard rakes in money allowing them to cheat. If blizz banned and fixed this shit right away people wouldn't be cheating as much. Plus, this isn't the average players doing this. This is mass bot farms. You aren't getting anyone, you're not convincing people doing this is a bad idea, these farms are a business and they're gonna keep doing it. Blizzard does these ban waves because it makes them the most money while still making it look like they want to stop cheaters. When it's hacks and cheats that are used by the average player they jump on that stuff much faster. When it's shit the bot farms use they let it go for quite a while.",Blizzard is totally earning money by letting loose competitors for gold selling. +"California is overrated. tl;dr 6am stream-of-consciousness rant: don't get too stressed out going for Cali or bust, because it might not be worth it. As I'm writing this, I'm sitting on my bed in an apartment near Market Street. I'm realizing a few things. The city is pretty awful. You pay thousands of dollars a term to live with roommates in a tiny apartment in a seedy neighborhood. The grimy streets teem with people who curse you for displacing them from their homes. Admittedly it's pretty walkable, but getting anywhere further than a 30-minute walk is basically impossible with *just* public transit. The city is a nice place for tourists, but really, not so much for living in. If you're not in the city, you're in the valley. The valley is also pretty awful. It's miles upon miles of suburbia, full of McMansions, strip malls, and corporate campuses. Somehow, you *still* pay thousands of dollars a term to live with roommates in a tiny place, but this time you're at the end of a cul-de-sac, and have the requisite terrible commute. All the downsides of a city, with none of the upsides. The people feel... disingenuous, for the lack of a better word. The entire community feels like an echo chamber. The people you work with and/or inevitably end up meeting are all the same. Everyone talks about it, that show makes fun of it, even *we* make fun of it, but it's not until you actually get here that you really see how true it is. At a restaurant, you overhear gossip about which startup will become the next decacorn. Getting coffee, you overhear someone negotiating about a funding round. Walking down the street, you overhear someone talking about their stock option grant. At work, everyone parrots the same rhetoric about how we're making the world a better place, just like that show. Everyone agrees, without really believing in it. There's supposedly an appreciation for talent and intellect, but it seems like that's all it is - an appreciation. Companies feel less like meritocracy, and more like *mirrortocracy*. No one at a startup applied through the website. Everyone just hires their friends from Stanford. Sheer culture fit is vastly overvalued, compared to actual competence. I feel like you could get more interesting and educational experiences elsewhere.",Actually it is Cali XOR bust +They are a bunch of dumbass thieves not stealing the GoPro helmet,I bet that gun was legally obtained and he filled out his 4473 legibly and correctly +"And only in the state of Hawaii. Not good, but not that bad.",Unless your in Hawaii +Aaaaand of course it's from 9gag,"While you had sex, he mastered the Paint." +One of my best Genji moments... I was kinda in the zone this game and literally won us the game.... I still suck tho...,And yet a 2-man Mercy res still got POTG +Official Game Thread: Oakland Raiders (2-1) at Baltimore Ravens (3-0) ...,No need for the Raiders to respect the Ravens running game +very good for getting news quickly. i didn't take any advice from them,Oh should I drop this player(I play in a 16 player deep franchise ppr pp100yard pppass with extreme player limits on the roster) +"Why do so few Jewish restaurants have windows? At least in Queens, most of the Jewish restaurants I see either have no windows, or cover them in thick heavy drapes that they keep closed. I imagine there's a cultural reason for this, I'm just very curious.",the Jewish mafia's business is theirs and theirs alone +You sure seem to know about your swords...,I studied the blade +"Welcome to Hell, Belladonna (alittleolrabbit on Tumblr)",This is why we need Faunism! +I love Threadbanger. Don't really love Christine because of her cringeworthy fanbase.,DON'T YOU DARE INSULT US HOLOSEXUALS YOU PEASANT +Toothpaste and batteries. Shit hasn't really changed in 30 years. But they market themselves as brand new ultra technology.,STFU our toothpaste goes INSIDE your teeth to give your enamel an INSIDE clean. +"Deleted Windows partitions So I may be actually retarded and accidentally deleted some windows partitions on the wrong drive while trying to install Windows on another ssd. Because of that Windows won't boot, is there any way I can fix this?","Unless you have a backed up drive image, you will need to re-install the OS." +At least the Rams are winning. Oh wait... HAHAHA FUCK ST LOUIS.,You seem fun. +...and nothing of value was lost. Bullies are worthless.,"once a bully always a bully, lynch them all I say" +"Kinda weird question: how do you guys wear your jersey when you go to a game? I just bought tickets for tomorrow night, stoked. Now usually I like to wear a hoodie underneath my jersey, however it's gonna be too warm for that tomorrow I think. I hate the feeling of wearing my knockoff chinese jerseys alone or with a T-shirt underneath, something about the weird jersey fit proportions. So how do you guys wear your jerseys? Should I go the hoodie route and hope it's not too hot in the stadium, or do I suck it up and wear my disproportionate chinese jersey with nothing underneath?","As long as your weave isn't showing, you should be fine" +We just saved charles kelly's job...playing the long con.,Oh shit.... It's an inside job! +"Last time we got blown out in week 4, we won the super bowl We'll turn it around",Yeah because that fact is totally relevant to this season. +"Tomorrow, every person on earth wakes up one foot tall. How have our day to day lives been affected?",Donald trump is now an oompa loompa. +When you have a good meme idea but it's so labor intensive it takes you 2 1/2 months to make it and by that time nobody remembers the meme,More than 2 1/2 months... This was January's meme of the month... I know... time flies when you're depressed +"What film most accurately portrays cocaine usage? Flight is what comes to mind, When Denzel is crilling out in the garage. Boogie Nights does a good job, in the scene where Julianne Moore and Heather Graham are blowed out together in that room.",Wolf of Wall Street +Or you could just pay the fare,But I'm sure he was a good kid. +"this stupid manufactured war between old and young people. It's like the shitty news outlets realised that they couldn't tell everyone to be scared of brown people for ever, so they're switching it up and starting to blame young people for everything that's wrong in the world.",Well it's clearly the older people to blame. +Game not picking up keyboard,It's probably your K/D +Tese people couldn't talk about the bigger issues if they even wanted to. Their understanding of politics is at a meme and headline only level.,"Haha yeah right, you don't ever see anyone talking about Hilary unless it's that frog" +That shouldn't be a large amount of money. I but 10x that on games.,Can I have some +Every Web Development Business Should Hire One Complete Newbie,"If any recruiters or businesses are reading this and wanting to hire a newb now, you can reach me from here: [cedricamaya.me](http://cedricamaya.me)" +We are tied for the best record at worlds,I don't think Faker deserves to be KR Bjergsen after that game +Worst team in Europe,They talk the most but never deliver. +Worst name for a perfume,Annapolis? +Its just blue. Plain ol blue. Its Hex code. If you don't know hex code you can google it. Doubt anyone knows all of them. I just happen to remember blue and a few other colors.,"Cyan, but whatever" +Were really picking sides on siblings having very very minor arguments huh?.,this shit is **super** serious +They're so desperate to be special that they consider the same sex,Yeah fuck faggot homos amirite +New Nade idea: Stank grenade. If tagged by the stank nade you leave stank marks behind for 45 seconds and it 'radiates' from you so it makes it easier to tell when the stank person is peeking. is this OP? discuss.,And here's the weekly stank grenade suggestion thread +"Nope, last year was better","Yep, blatantly unbalanced champions and meta with SKT dominating everyone is fun to watch." +RU had 500k today's evening.,Showoff ! +"I'm so jealous of people who can take months off at a time to just travel the world, I can't even take a single day off to get a long weekend and visit my family","Excuse me Sir, do you have a moment to talk about Bootstraps?" +"Getting Keyboards with Cherry MX Red keys is near impossible on Linux. With Windows you can use all those cherry mx keys, just plug and play, no need to spend 5 hours looking for drivers and updating .net or anything like that.",You forgot this : +"Seriously, I never understood this. Why are they so interested in making one group of people the only victims in human history? Don't they know human history is one long shit show of horrors? Slavery is a very common theme in human history, progressives. I doubt anyone alive right now hasn't had an ancestor be a slave. Shall we pay reparations to everyone? What good is in punishing people alive right now for the crimes of people dead over a century ago? How does it help humanity to give blacks free money for the suffering of people who died over a century ago?","Well, how did it help Hitler to paint Germans as the only victims on world history and shifting all the blame to other parties, mainly non-German?" +Don't forget your beloved freedom country wouldn't exist if France didn't help you,"Thx man, I was wondering where the salt was." +What belief have you completely 180'd on?,"That people tell the truth, was very naive as a kid." +"imo I love this soundtrack, better than 16s shit. Its been almost a week and I haven't got sick of any song so far, compared to 16. (ps I've been playing since FIFA 11 so I know how shit this gens soundtracks have been compared to last gen)",But nothing can beat: WE'RE LIVING IN THE BACK OF THE CAR +i paid 80 dollars for this (live in san diego .first time buying weed havent smoked before . how it look ? what about the price,Looks killer... +I love that they thought they found dirt on a tax return that has been public for a while now and scrutinized by everyone under the sun.,well obviously the (((meeeeeedia))) wouldn't bother to look into 'em +Just be glad you're not a brittish kid doing the same about empire times. Shit gets dark. Real dark.,"No matter what the English did, the Portuguese were worse in Brazil and the Belgians were worse still in the Congo." +intresting,. +"SWTOR changed this system by doubling the amount of games, changing it from win to play, and made victories count as 2 plays... It makes it less frustating and also rewards winning",It might be confusing and overwhelming for the playerbase +"In Sweden, it's illegal to even have it in your system. If you piss positive you get a ticket and most likely have to come in for new piss tests once a week for a long time. It's nuts. Eta oh and the police doesn't even need to find drugs on you to have you tested. If they so much as *suspect* that you have drugs in your system they can take you in, willie nillie.",Hey if you dont use it you have nothing to worry about +This deck got me to legendary arena with ease,What is the 8th card? +How an asshole refers to them: filthy casuals How a normal person would refer to them: who gives a shit?,Says the filthy normie +I'm not sure I want someone like Chris Roberts championing the platform.,Derek Smart is a much better choice +Rachel Maddow Cries Over FBI Investigating Hillary Again - Live on MSNBC,I didn't see any crying but damn was she drowning. +Beyerdynamic DT-990 Pro 250Ohm Headphoes on sale for $109 on Newegg,Are these worth it as a complement to my HD598s? +"I had this really weird coincidence the other day. Way back when DS1 was still pretty active, I'd frequently get invaded by this edgelord. I don't remember the exact name, but it was something like Spikewraith or whatever. Decked out in head to toe in 2edgy4u black heavy armor complete with a straight sword and shield, because he's really good at PvP. Turbofucked him every time across a span of weeks. If nothing else, I admired his persistence, but I never got how we got matched up so much. Too bad he seems like one of those creeps who jerks it to Quelaag every time *that* cutscene plays. Anyways, it's DS3 release week and I'm going through Cathedral, and I get a notification that I've been invaded. I couldn't place why the name was familiar until I saw him. Same exact edgy shit, but he's still insanely bad. Smacked him up without even trying, I mean like I literally just walked towards him and smashed R1 again and again without even trying to manage stamina or dodge. Something about how bad he is makes his edginess even funnier. Or it could be his spikiness. It's like, lmfao, what are you going to do with that armor? Roll into me?",Are you thinking of Knight of Thorns who invades you a few times in DS1 and once in DS3? +"Voter impersonation is extremely hard to catch - and not because it's rare. Believe me, I work in a world where the different ways to pull this off have been explained in detail to me. It's really rather simple given that the only way to figure out the crime is to literally call every single person who voted and ask them if they voted. And even if you did find that a bunch of people were shown to vote but claim they didn't, how would you track down the perps? You can't. Without authentic identification requirements, it's way too easy to game the system. Why do you think they don't count absentee ballots unless the race is very close? Because it's well known that they are rife with fraud. Why? because nobody is there to verify the identity of the person casting the ballot.",I don't believe you. +"Thanks, I appreciate it! c:",also money for all that coffee +"BO3 is the only treyarch zombies game that introduced less than 4 new perks WaW: quick revive, double tap, speed cola juggernog BO1: PhD, staminup, dead shot, mule kick BO2: tombstone, who's who, electric cherry, vulture aid (double tap 2.0 and wunderfizz) BO3: widows wine",At least we got DLC Gobblegums! +"I once figured out another Scout had a crush on me. I told him I was flattered, but not interested.",Obv fake cause BSA is evil and doesn't allow gay people. +Even your Diamond division is named Trundle's Maulers lmao,Thats the only reason why i havent got Masters yet +"It's called The Hero's Journey, and is an old and commonly used plot.","Really, so, every hero's journey starts with a farm boy, who lives with his uncle, finding a magical object, which was set to his town/planet by a princess?" +Khalil Mack: Raiders QB Derek Carr 'is the chosen one',Imagine if the Raiders had a defense to go with that offense. +When did she say that?,Well obviously since she's a liberal she's a godless charlatan with no morals +"Exclusive: Hillary Killed Libya Peace Deal Over Personal Vendetta, Claims Whistleblower",Good temperament! +I think I'd make one of Hitler or someone that I really didn't like that way I can use their face to wash my asscrack,"It's goat soap, not human soap!" +"Under Intense Pressure to Silence Wikileaks, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton Proposed Drone Strike on Julian Assange",Unnamed sources are the best sources. +What difference does it make? CNN and MSNBC are American propaganda machines but I don't see you getting upset about all the bullshit news they cover? So just because this news comes from a different country it isn't true? Do I need to find a article from Washington Post for you to accept it? Americans are so fucking delusional it's hilarious. You shit on RT or Sputnik but when an obviously bias article comes out about Russia on CNN it may as well be completely true.,And here I thought the reports of Russian astroturfing were exaggerated. +I keep checking this sub to see if we fired Chuck yet.,I love overreactions on this sub the day of/after a loss +"I know some people that would make the cut easily. I'll make sure to send em your way, maybe they can finally make some money by beating the shit out of their equipment.","You won't make money here, with the exchange rate dropping and price of equipment going through the roof, its expensive as ever to for repairs." +"I actually only have Pryor, but trying to trade for the others","I totally see Pryor passing Julio, Brown or ODB once he gets rolling." +I thought it was usually men who get their pockets picked because women usually wear tighter pants that makes it really hard to get stuff out of.,"Yeah, we just get purse dipped or have our bags snatched outright." +But sometimes you DO have to pay for mistakes for the rest of your life!,Not if you're her! +Zombies calendar?!,tranzit remake confirmed. +"Police summoned her to school, knowing she carries a firearm and immediately questioned her about it and searched her car. I suppose that it didn't occur to them to prevent the crime from happening in the first place by accompanying the summons with an admonishment not to bring her firearm onto school grounds.","Yeah but if they didn't, they might not make their quota." +You may think we are few but there are thousands of flat Earthers all around the globe,Earth population: 7.5 Billion Flat Earthers: Thousands Works for me. +"Most people alive today set to witness dangerous global warming in their lifetime, scientists warn",Seems a fair trade so we in the developed world can fly for holidays and drive to work etc. +"To be fair, so many of his kills come out of nowhere, it's hard to be ready for them.",They should just have his POV as a PiP throughout every match... +Fangraphs: The Reds Actually Did It (The Reds just became the first pitching staff in modern history to finish with a negative WAR),"Ha, Reds fans know that OBP is the only stat that matters!" +"National carbon price to be $10 a tonne in 2018, $50 by 2022, Trudeau says",This won't have any negative unforeseen consequences. +How about you just cooperate with your neighbours instead of provoking them constantly?,Yes because that really works +"WTF? Counter-jungling is the reason Nunu was a top tier pick in Season 1. 1st, most gold and exp were placed on the large monsters, so consuming the big one and leaving the small ones was an extremely good strategy. Not to mention, the camps take forever to respawn. 2nd, Amumu and WW(along with soloq Eve) were popular that time. And Nunu can really fuck the shit out of them. 3rd, Nunu was one of the very few junglers that were able to start w/ Boots+1pot+ward.","no no no, not a thing until our Russian Lord Diamond did it in Season 2." +Monday Mail #15 You know the drill.,What's your moral justification for not being vegetarian? +child beaters. a lot of worse players.,"Yeah, but none of them cried." +The Chargers Are Unprecedented Late-Game Failures,Shocking. +They sure do! But is it really worth this girls job? If her manager sees this (prob will now it's on the front page) she will get canned for keeping it real,"Oh no, how will she ever find another rare minimum wage shit job?" +Abbott wants a lot of things.,"Look closely at Abbott , He has a double eye-lid, lizard people." +"Everyone is complaining about the $39.35 to hold the baby, I'm over here wondering why you almost had to pay $13k to give birth?","Well shit, I don't have that much money, guess I'll have to keep it in there for a while longer" +I decided to do some more pixel art. Comment if you have anything I should do,Fucking white supremacists +{Recap & Highlights} Jusuf Nurkic leads Nuggets to preseason victory over Raptors,but -6 when he was on the floor +What are your favorite Canadian television shows whether you live in Canada or not?,You Can't Do That On Television. +"weird tho cuz I came from a low income family and got my four year from the UC system pretty much cost free (sister too). Sure I had to get a part time job for other expenses here and there, but I don't mind working hard. Maybe its more situational than we make it seem?",But we have to work hard where as in the UK they don't. +"To be fair you will have Google bloat on Pixels. Like Allo,Duo,docs,sheets,fit etc.","It's okay if Google does it, silly!" +This is what happens when you add too many members which interests aren't the same of the ones that were before.,"Cause it's in the best interest of France,Germany etc to commit cultural and ethnical genocide" +Just tell her straight up... you want to watch shows you want to watch and then you start knitting. You want to spend this time together so either put down the knitting and start spending it together or I'm going to find something else to do,"Yeah, cause that doesn't sound controlling at all" +"Well, have fun with rising sea levels then. No dikes for you mate.",How homophobic +Has there ever been a successful superhero series that is made by a UK network? They all seem to be ones that are made the other side of the pond and pick up mediocre ratings over here. Maybe we just don't have the appetite to support it in this world of endless marvel spin offs.,BBC's My Hero +"This has all happened, and this will all happen again A year in Destiny: a timeline: a template: the excessive use of punctuation DLC &nbsp; * DLC with less punctuation is nearing the end of its lifecyle - nostalgia and hype has wiped Guardian cached data. * thread about reminiscing: bittersweet memories of pre-current meta Destiny * Thread about suggestion: DLC disc probably already went gold but I know better and here's why * Megaman returns from hiding: a cryptic joke and nod to r/DTG. release confirmed to be within the month, not afraid of its own shadow. * pre-DLC crucible patch: thank god they finally nerfed fusion-singers! also the new gremlin buff is dope! here's why gunslingers will rule the meta! * Reminder thread: if you burn through content don't bitch about it * Release day thread: ITS HERE AND HERES 50000 ENGRAM OPENING YOUTUBE VIDS HIT LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE * Bungie did we learn nothing threads?! * I am averse to change and here are my *intelligentsia* ruminations on why it's Bungie's fault I'm now bad at crucible * The new *glorified patrol mode* sucks give us 6 man patrol! * The new *glorified patrol mode* is amazing and I had a dance off with a 10 y/o boy then his mom blocked me on PSN * THE RAID DROPPED * IT'S TOO EASY * IT'S TOO HARD * SLAYERAGE JUST SOLO'D IT USING MORSE CODE AND A BANANA * guys why is my *outdated gunslinger build that was supposed to get buffed* underperforming in crucible * PWADIGY PRESENTS: a polemic on why you idiots need to shut up about crucible balance. *cue applause* * The first patch: a million threads about how Bungie listens to our feedback when they roll out the patch that's probably been in the works since pre-DLC release date. * Trials returns: this is the weekend you go to the lighthouse, it's only harder from here. * I finally trials'ed to the LH thread: a celebration 10 years in the making * I forgot how to lighthouse: is there a new meta or can I still pocket infinity guys? * OK trials is over and the raid LFG posts are getting even more ridiculous than my nostalgic memories of the last raid * Joke raid LFG post: get these motherfucking dank shank memes off my motherfucking thread! * I hate X: a story of crucible frustration and the systemic disenfranchisement of my gunskill which is different but clearly better than meta gunskill * HARD MODE DROPS HYPE THREAD: watching from work edition * SLAYERAGE proves bungie clearly doesn't make their raids hard enough: if he can do it so can everyone else obviously. * Bungie doesn't cater to the HxC crowd *cue sublime music* * the matador 256: still not as good as the HoW matador * the meta: Bungie PLZ nerf it * gunslingers: why did bungie nerf them in the pre-DLC balance patch? * fusion-singers: maybe they weren't actually OP guys? they're totally unsuable now * titans: nerf them jesus chris they're worse than *META* from last DLC and there's no way to counter them * CHALLENGE MODE RAIDS: GG EZ bungo try harder next time * Grimoire hunting threads: I attained Nirvana and you can too! * Lighthouse hunting threads: screw snipers guys. * Wherez tha content bungie: I'm burnt out and offended at the thought of playing another game * DeeJ never whispers sweet nothings into my ears anymore * DLC: DLC: DLC: the punctuationing part 2; semi-colons release trailer * see: bullet points 1 - 38 &nbsp; no but really I love you all and let's be real: is anyone really that surprised that LFG is a cesspool or that bungie hasn't buffed primaries yet?",Number your bullets or don't tell me to go back to them by reference number! +"Under Intense Pressure to Silence Wikileaks, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton Proposed Drone Strike on Julian Assange | True Pundit","Come on, boyz, she was just joking" +This actually made me giggle a bit.,"Great, another tf2 Video for more views... = constructive criticsm" +"I see so many DLR users get off and not tap out. Are they using some other form of ticket or travel card? It's highly unlikely, surely? For a short while, I used the yik yak app and I frequent read posts about how awesome it was to ride for free on the DLR. Incidentally, I was checked at Woolwich on Friday night. At least 2 inspectors were dealing with very angry customers saying how unfair it was that they were being checked (and seemingly had been caught, from their behaviour). Surely, if you play that game, you have to accept that you may get caught?",Thanks for the info! +Nah man it's a fashionable photo with light colours - gotta be Scandinavian,I think you may have hit the nail on the head! +Driver audaciously cuts in line in California to the dismay of all the other drivers.,"One driver is an idiot, other people need to be idiots to solve the problem." +"Never judge someone by how they look. (Unless they're wearing swastikas, are filthy, etc.)",It's just an ancient Indian symbol. +Many dictators are patriotic.,"Yes, because we all know we're voting for dictators." +China's Richest Village,Not surprised they all look the same. +nice pull from Costco...anyone else have good luck with Pokemon found in big stores ?,Caught a dragonite at costco It was sitting in the goddamn freezer room +"Odell Beckham Jr finished tonight's game with 23 yards, the lowest in his career.",yayyyyyy....cant wait to play you guys twice this year. +Always bled blue,"Actually that's not true, your veins appear blue but your blood is indeed red all the time." +"Tp is better for map pressure, you can't counter gank bot using ghost",but what if you RUN there! +Could be because he's American. Assange released lots of documents during the Bush era that were sensitive information on many military men consequently putting their lives in jeopardy. The same with military men from other countries during the rare times they attempted to release critical information about them. But most of it was anti-US propaganda and most of us knew of wikileak's bias even then. The left-wing ate it up at the time but at least they're waking up now. Wikileaks is a propaganda mouthpiece.,"Yeah, because we as Americans care about public policy and who is using power nefariously." +then why is he killing the users?,Sshhh.... Don't you know that he did not kill or ordered anyone to kill anybody. +Cat jumps into lion enclosure,For a minute the cat was holding it's own. +Yeoman? Gulp? that's so 2015,What are people using circa Q4 2016? +"Your friend is the friend that never wears his seatbelt and finds out the cold, hard truth of concrete the cold, hard dead way too late. Problem is, there's a very high risk he's taking the wife and kid with him. If they have any sense, they'd save themselves.","Yeah, what a dumb kid, he should save himself" +"Diaz, pull your head out of your ass Text Hubby last night. Excited about going to volunteer for a presidential candidate October 22. She even had the consideration to ask Hubby if he wanted to go. He didn't reply. Kinda wish he told her to fuck off or at least pull her head out of her ass. Why? BECAUSE IM FUCKING DUE WITH MY THIRD CHILD OCTOBER 20th.","Well really the baby should be two days old by then, you'll be *fine*...." +Korean OSHA will not be happy,How the hell are safety nets supposed to work if they're vertical? +"They had a folder actually called Pay to Play? Sure, dude. Okay.",What that's believable. +"Not exactly, February is the shortest month because when Julius and Augustus named months after themselves, they took the day from February, the last month of the year.",I thought it was because its black history month +Trump: 'We should just cancel the election and just give it to Trump',Just another example of the groper-in-chief thinking he can just take what he wants. +There are no stupid questions! This is a place for anyone and everyone to ask any baseball related question they want an answer to. Why didn't that count as an earned run? What is wOBA? Can someone explain this scoring decision? Why is the Orioles logo racist? This is a judgment free zone so ask away!,If Mike trout is the MVP then why didn't the angels make the playoffs? +to my fellow electronic TMs,And Jerry Seinfeld's calm and smoothing voice +Robinhood. No fee trades.,Becuse they steal from the rich and give it to the poor? +"There was a game ad on Polyforge, I don't know what it was called but you were outside in a desert, and tanks and helicopters attacked your walls and you had to put towers that shot arrows to keep them from beating you. You could upgrade your towers by planting farms that would give you gold.",*Iraq War Simulator 2016* +Oh no. Please don't give Bethesda praise for releasing unfinished games,Ikr game is literally unfinished because he can do this +"I don't think Al'Akir will see any play in the near future. Shaman just has better options. But you can still use him, he won't make your deck much weaker imo.","downvoted by the reddit brigade hum, yeah guys the card that was literally only ever played as a finisher with rockbiter is gonna see so much plays now, who doesn't love a 10 mana 12 dmg combo" +"Someone has already managed to do the FNG time trial in 11.20 seconds! Currently 20,000 have done it and I'm 6500th. Ahh, so happy to be playing CoD4 again!",It took me about 1-2 hours restarting from last checkpoint to get 14.5. +Doctor Strange His Time Is Now TV Spot,"Wait, how does the Soul Stone help him go back in time?" +We take over when France surrenders.,Algeria? +"The most subtle F*** you, Apple yet!",Apple is fucked +"Players like the fool in the GIF are the reason why I never took the Month of Mythic seriously. Just because you can buy your REQ's, doesn't mean you're competent.",But his advantage! +Gary Johnson just told MSNBC that his lack of geographical knowledge is a plus because you can't get into a war with a country you can't find,"No country is ever the defender, they are always the attackers..apparently.." +I have a friend who has barely ever played video games and he's 18. What are some good games to introduce him to right off the bat?,Dark Souls 3 +"Not give up, we say PLACE Carly for adoption Cate and Tyler say this all the time.",Oh my mistake +TRIPLE KILL,I feel bad for the homie quietly running his hands through that flour. +"Planet at its hottest in 115,000 years thanks to climate change, experts say","But we'll develop technology to fight this, we'll be saved by capitalist geniuses like Elon Musk!" +"Yeah, but that's because you're poor.",Least upvoted gilded comment I have ever seen. +"I wish the media would stop focusing on him being a school drop out. Or more students will think education is holding them down from being successful. Congrats to this guy tho, adding value in his service instead of under pricing his competitors.","Yes, let's not let people know that school dropouts can be successful and only highly educated people can be successful." +"or reasoned... alright, so the title implies that steel is going to get killed by someone he didn't see. being killed by someone you didn't see would upset most csgo users. well gee it's steel...","wow, this is totally my thought process every time I click on a clip of steel!" +"This looks fun, let me try: Tom Brady this week gets 8 TDs and 600 yards. Cleveland implodes in a cloud of 11.5 PSI air.","they said Bold predictions, not standard ones." +Are you really running out of money? Talk to your PI to get more grant money.,"Ah yes, it really is that simple" +Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker ass tits turd and twat.,Your doing the lords work +70% or more of campus I work at use MacBooks. The WiFi has been down since school started last week. My IT dept and it's users are not troubled by this...,And of course apple is here to save the day with their Ethernet to thunderbolt adapter for the low price of 19.99! +"It doesn't, I'm familiar with Concurrent and they are a real company that isn't connected to porn",Found the guy who works for Concurrent Technology Nice try! +Here's a list of QBs with bad first starts,what a perfect first sentence to reassure me +"THE STARS AT NIGHT, ARE BIG AND BRIGHT....",DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS! +"motorcyclist here, if its 2 lanes i always let the car go first and take the hit.",But... But right of way +$25M gift from Thomas Siebel will fund construction of Siebel Center for Design,Is this guy rich or something? +"Fuck head piece of shit turd stain retard who chases a girl that barely gives a shit about him when Rem is right fucking there you know what fuck Subaru that piece of trash, Emilia doesn't even remember shit and when you were having a fucking mental breakdown guess who kept fucking **dying** for you, you piece of utter garbage, fuck you.","Gee, I wonder what that anime is..." +Just lean back and relax.,r/bettereveryloop is begging for this one! +Good for a beginner?,"Honestly, best setup I have ever seen." +"I wince inside a little when I ask someone how are you? and they say I'm well. I am good, or I am doing/feeling well. Good = adj. , Well=adv.","Unless well is describing the verb to be, and in they're doing a good job at existing." +"We'll see you in a few weeks/months complaining you got pwned because you didn't patch. Until then, bravo!",Missing +2014 1st 4 games: 0 Receptions on 0 Targets for 0 Yards and 0 TDs I don't care that he was injured. Massive failure.,Literally the second coming of AJ Jenkins clearly +ugh by then they should really drop that naming scheme... en-vidiya geeforce gee tee eks twenty-eighty would sound awful for a flagship card,You mean nuh-vid-ya +It's going to suck for the few states that hold out on prohibition until the end.,"Yea, how dare their people vote against marijuana when it's so good for them!" +Quick! Check the most recent online polls!,"The_Donald has 225k subscribers, so you can lock those votes in." +"I know in servers (as in datacenter computer servers) the body is more or less sealed like this front to back to force air over the entire suite of parts inside via a specific route, front to back. Is it possible they're trying something similar here?",I'm sure those crazy Japanese completely ignored all heat dissipation issues and just haphazardly slapped on an engine cover without any thought in design. +Terrible Ted Nugent covered that song too.,Probably best thing he ever did. +Learn about cultural appropriation bud. Or will you just dismiss it as Tumblerina stuff since it inconveniences you?,TIL learning new languages is cultural appropriation +"Or Won't Get Fooled Again, or The Seeker. Really any of that album, minus Behind Blue Eyes. Limp Bizkit ruined that for me forever.",By doing it so much better? +Don't do it. Be free!,Will you marry me? +I live in this neighborhood. The apartment for rent is in an alley on 680 E with a lot of drug addicts that live in the alley. Just to add some additional info from someone who lives literally right there haha,Go on about these drugs... ;-) +It was a joke.,"Here, you dropped this:" +"I'm really not a fan of improved initiative because of articles like this that demonstrate a lack of understanding in what they're criticizing. First and foremost, power tiers is a pretty misleading way to classify tiers. The tiers simply spell out: how many ways a single class has to overcome any given problem. Tiers are less about combat capability then they are about overall versatility. And the fact that they bring multiclassing into it at all just proves they don't get it. You have to compare apples to apples, and if you really don't think there's a disparity between classes you lack reading comprehension. There's nothing wrong with classes in lower ranked tiers. In fact, they're absolutely necessary to the health of a party. Lower tiered classes (4-6 range) like the fighter, the gunslinger or the barbarian, generally solve their problems through damage per round. That's great for combat, but not every problem can be solved through violence and therein lies the problem. Higher tiered classes can solve their problems via damage when they need to (though they aren't usually as good at violence as the aforementioned barbarian) but they also have other ways to solve their problems that are good both in and out of direct combat. What if you're caught in the middle of a trap and the ceiling is going to crush you? Does it matter how much damage you can do then or do you want the caster to teleport you out of there? What if you need to convince a nobleman that there really is an army of skeletons on the way and if his people don't evacuate they might be wiped out? Do you think your +25 to hit is going to help, or do you want the character who didn't dump Charisma to talk them into it? Also, I want to point out how stupid the comment about the wizard running out of spells after soloing encounters really is when you look at it. If the wizard completely handled even one major encounter by herself, that leaves the ENTIRE REST OF HER PARTY COMPLETELY FRESH for the next encounter(s). If the later encounters are so tough that the concentrated efforts of the entire party are absolutely required for the party to overcome them, and this wasn't telegraphed in some way, your GM is a dick and you need to find a new table anyway. The ability to solo an encounter is fairly impressive and the fact that it's definitely not something that every class can do speaks even more to that point.",Well stated. +Ice cream,stfu I said it first bitch +Trump: 'I'm getting a lot of credit' for Pence's strong debate,Why not? +"Is OOTP ever on sale? I had 16, but would like to get 17 on my new laptop. I'm a broke college student, will the game ever be less than the $40 that it is now? Thanks!",Thanks guys! +I imported my CoC base into Clash Royale,Where's my pants? +Thanks youtube,"Feminists actually love No Man's Sky because it has No Man in the title, and as we all know, feminism is actually about destroying the entire male species." +When over the top starts and you are trying to cling onto your 15 seconds,It was so hard to upvote this! +What?,"Seriously, what?" +"ok? there's already a place for u to post about that, so dont do it here",thanks for giving me so much help dude! +"Advice needed I'm an atheist and have been for 15+ years (I'm 29). My Mom is a Catholic and knows all about my atheism. We've reached the point of agreeing to disagree. Over the past few days I've been waiting to here back from a big job I interviewed for (just heard I didn't get it today, sad day). During this process I've spoken with my mom and she's mentioned she will pray for me. Saying that gets under my skin a little but I've never said anything. Today when I texted her that I didn't get the job she said God has a plan for you. I'm sure she doesn't mean anything mean by it but it just rubbed me wrong again. Maybe it's a combination of disappointment and annoyance but I want to tell her how much it bothers me. Do you think that's a good idea? Have you ever done that before and if so what was the outcome? Thanks in advance. TLDR: Mom knows I'm an atheist still says things like God has a plan for you, should I tell her it bothers me?","Yeah, that God has a plan for you chestnut is real popular with the homeless, people with disabilities, the poor." +"No, that's the definition of derivative. I mistyped earlier. I meant shortcut for the integral, not derivative.","Jeez, spoiler alert" +Another hypebeast collection,no ultraboosts not a hypebeast +Kamukura Izuru SHSL Princess,"Don't forget Kamukura, SHSL Female escort!" +Best scene from 'Star Trek Beyond' where the Enterprise pulls into Yorktown. It really captures the vibe of a united federation.,"But technologically the Yorktown is too big of a structure for the Federation to build during the TOS era, so it ruins all enjoyment of the scene despite it's majesty." +You could have prevented this,What does even year mean? +Jackie: Official Teaser Trailer,Yeah that is going to break down the box office doors. +Optimus Prime's death in Transformers: The Movie (1986),Spoilers! +Especially when you can bet your ass that the corporate execs who have made the decision to open division 1 stores and move Black Friday to Thursday won't be working Thanksgiving.,Well that wouldn't be fair they work so much harder than us they deserve their previous holiday time +"I agree, it's a bit too good and should get an hp nerf, imo",You forgot the +"From my personal experience, the people who hold these views are also poor themselves. They just think there's another subset of poorer people who don't have jobs and get a free pass and live easy lives.","Well that's easy, it's the brown people!" +Psy Psy Frames?,I think he's waiting on us to do something........must be a psy frame deck +CM doesn't have any kbs that come with that green backlighting tho,"The Masterkeys series comes with RGB lighting, but this is not a CM keyboard." +If you want to use a source I suggest not using Breitbart. They are in the pocket of Trump.,Source? +"Unfortunately, this breaks the subreddit rules and is a safety risk to our community (as the comment at the top of the thread explains in more detail) - please don't encourage people to break them in the future!",Thanks captain buzzkill... +Working class white men have lower incomes than they did in 1996,Yeah but they have white privilege and they don't pay taxes on that! +"crosswalks are just people-roads, it makes sense that this infrastructure goes together. Water supply and medication not so much.",Why should the government dictate where I can and can't walk? +Absolutely. I work for the ambulance service. People die from being punched all the time. It's insane how many people don't realise how dangerous it is to punch someone in the head.,Couldve mentioned it earlier +"I know this picture is dated, but you can just tell that she would be into me. I'm different than most guys, a girl like that would pick up on it pretty quickly.","You forgot something, take it:" +no.... please no,"yeah, let's just stay at 22 heroes until the game goes stale!" +"Judging from the comments, is it safe to say that this letter is still relevant and that little has changed in the last 50 years?",Well remember that the church stays the same in an increasingly wicked world. +"Where did you see that in the article? Or on this page? Just because something else is being talked about doesn't mean no one cares about men being raped in prison. Rape in prison is not okay for any gender, but that's not what were talking about here.","no no no you silly woman, anything nasty that happens to men must be talked about in EVERY conversation, us silly women must never forget about the MEN." +"In principle I think this is stupid, but as a Clinton supporter I'm ok with this. This takes away votes from Trump.",A vote for Stein is a vote for Trump though +My wife if leaving me after my son hit one of our kids for trying to trick his girlfriend with his twin,You chose some great names for your kids +sounds like where i work.,"Came here for this, leaving satisfied." +Working class white men have lower incomes than they did in 1996,I thought trickle down economics was supposed to work? +You Won't Believe What Donald Trump's Own Lawyers Did When Meeting With Him,Who's gonna believe a CTR-shilling libtard rag like RedState +"Well, shit. They got us. We're all a bunch of weird Drinky Crow-people.","Personally I'm fueled by my hatred of happy fat people dancing around being all content with themselves, not out of genuine concern, how dare they not fit my preconceptions!" +"I did, nothing there ..",They are giving Xbox players a chance to find the unsolvable easter egg for a few hours before it gets datamined. +"If I was the Vikings, I would sign Robbie Gould right away... Can't let your kicker lose you games.",What games has he ever lost us? +"Parents came to visit and boundary stomp I suppose to be fair, I haven't rigidly established boundaries in a while, so I don't know what I was expecting. Anyway. It's been months since I've seen them due to moving. Highlights of this week included: - Threatening to, and then actually, spanking my kid - Judging me and H for not spanking and using other discipline methods - Cleaning my house while visiting, but only half starting the jobs and leaving them to me to finish - Criticizing the shit out of H for everything behind his back (parenting, his job, his family, his level of help around the house, etc.) - Demanding I not get pregnant and/or have more kids because they live far far away and wouldn't be able to see the baby (reasons I haven't told them we're TTC) - Being incredulous that we still install the car seat backwards and being dismissive of the research behind why it's safer The one that makes me most uncomfortable was my mom bringing up multiple times that she'd come at Thanksgiving and pick up kiddo and keep him til I come visit at Christmas. She'd ask the small human if he'd like to come stay with her and, being little, of course he said yes. I didn't know how to respond, so I just ignored it. If I'd said anything that's an instant sulk and oh Cali, I'm just kidding. They really love my kid and compared to how things have been in the past, this was a pretty tame visit all things considered.","They spanked your child without your permission and hated on your SO...yep, sounds like love." +"That is the only feasible path to victory she has, massive voter fraud.",if voter fraud does happen the FBI and it's director will surely go after those involved and heads will roll +"They are the ones come to play in NA servers. They should be the one learn some basic English communication, not the other way around.",Yeah and everyone that wants to play should have a mic and use it. +I can't aim quickly.,"Don't judge guys, this guy is a pro console player!" +"Then again, I've gotten ticketed for driving through a state with far stricter tinting laws than the surrounding states. What's I supposed to do, pull over and have the tinting removed when I enter the state in driving through? Or make a couple hundred mile long detour around?",Roll your windows down. +Life Of Pi director's next movie will be in 4K 120fps,Yeah i'll be seeing this in one of Ireland's many 4K 120hz cinema screens. +GAME THREAD: NYCFC @ TORONTO FC || HISTORIC FIRST EVER PLAYOFF GAME EDITION Didn't see one but we need one. LETS GO BOYS IN BLUE.,These announcers are ridiculous giving the ref an A-. +"Don't worry, Kotaku hates it","I must say, I was completely shocked when the Kotaku review for PSVR was such a negative piece." +cheater!,...You might have forgotten the +"Bookmakers used to do a similar thing where they would give jockeys free betting accounts and allow them to gamble risk free - if a jockey doesn't bet on himself in a race it's a clear sign he's not expecting to do well. I'm pretty sure that was clamped down upon, as it's an obvious abuse. I'm pretty sure that companies who sell info to business should not be able to get inside info of Mis opinions without some sort of oversight.",Who would have thought Tory owned YouGov were being a bit dodgy? +Russia wins against Virtus Pro. Hoochr slams his chair on the ground. Massive game,I bet vp will blame the long day +What is the funniest movie you have ever watched?,Hot Rod +Banner for the day of Sister Location laying down the rules,why can't we tag a moderator and let them put this banner up oh wait goddamnit automod +"The article didn't state anything about it, but the common consensus is that the NCAA is here to ruin anything good about college athletics. Students receiving benefits from people other than family are often declared ineligible to participate in NCAA athletics. It happened last year with a blue chip basketball recruit in my home state of Indiana who had a pretty similar story - Caleb Swanigan. IIRC he was adopted and the NCAA said he couldn't play because the adopting parent probably just adopted him to benefit off his athletic ability. It's infuriating.",Oh common the NCAA is obviously just looking out for the kid! +"Frankly it's up to the courts to decide that, and there is a way for people to indirectly influence the courts by actually going and voting*. *ignoring the problem of there being only two parties that don't actually represent anyone or anything anymore","If only there were other parties out there that might give better representation... All well, the stuff of dreams I guess" +Got to look at the bright side!,In before hillary starts buying adds on the weather channel. +"It wasn't well received. There were people who had dumped money on gems the month before and weren't rewarded because the secret promotion started at a secret time. The people who bought gems at the right time were happy. The people who did not, were not. It made it feel like it was possible there was a wrong time to buy gems. That is not a good state for potential paying customers to be in.",The only right way is all the gems all the time +60FPS or bust.,But human eye can't see above 24fps +"Yah, I bet you are the kind of guy with treads like we love DE, we need love and rainbows, cause that was what made UV possible... not",Because the only way to get things fixed is to ignore them +Cilantro. It pretty much ruins whatever you put it in.,Don't you like to squirt a little green dish soap in your food? +There was a quack doctor in the early 1900s that was implanting animal testicles into old men for the purpose of rejuvenating them.,Why did he want to rejuvenate animal testicles? +"You get invited to join the pantheon of gods,but in an entry-level position.What ordinary, mundane, every-day thing do you choose to be the god of?",The god of beer. +Upvoting IS disabled in The_Donald ***ONLY*** **on The_Donald** **ASSHATS!**,Free speech on an open forum! +"Used Hobart 135, good deal or no?",That bottle is that much full in cali +"Florida governor says state won't extend voter registration, rebuffing Clinton campaign",Someone is afraid of more people voting... +What a shame to waste any funds on BTC - a coin owned by a private corporation and controlled by a centralised mining cartel in China.,"It could be worse, like the Fed fanboy a few days ago that recommended in a similar case to avoid all crypto and go full treasury bonds because yada-yada-yada." +A lot of people just died in hurricane Matthew. Danielle: ...But I didn't!...,She's the coolest. +Six weeks for chasing somebody down with a knife then throwing it at them is pretty damn weak.,Shariah law can solve this! +"Plenty of successful serial killers were gainfully employed, family men who were active in their community and church.","Serial rapists could even be President, while raping people in the White House, for example." +So Google told us they did it but really all they did was rebrand the nexus line,Sweet new price feature though +You fucking morons just messed up so bad You are going to lose so many customers based off of this shit.,I'm going to switch to the other high speed internet provider in my area. +"Silly people who want to do non-PvP in a PvP zone, but don't buy a bodyguard.",Because bodyguards last indefinitely down there am i right? +This is obviously fake. Katyusha serves no-one!,This guy gets it. +Russian aircraft suspected of violating Finnish airspace,"So, maybe the navigation systems/computers went off?" +and father of three and a man,did you just assume his gender? +De VrijMiBodraad!,Waarom is dit verwijderd? +"explore the mods! Trying to play with EZ/EZFL is like learning an entirely different game, or if you play with HT you'll be able to play some really cool, really difficult maps which are above your level atm :) (...and ofc you can come back and HDHRDT them all in the future ;) )",Suggesting to learn more games is a solid advice to give to someone who is unable to learn just one. +"That is my mistake. I got confused. Somebody else was arguing with me that he downloaded loads of rape images, and your comment was similar to what he wrote to me. Sorry about that! I wouldn't say there was anything too grotesque there though e.g. babies being abused or something, or even a toddler being abused, because 1) the article would say that 2) he was released. I would say it is probably 13+, which carries a lesser sentence.",Oh okay that's completely fine then carry on. +"Ask those veterans what they would rather have; a) Independence from large foreign military powers. b) Not being stomped on and conquered by Russia. My grandfathers would have chosen b), I have no doubt.",Because NATO steals independance.. +"I am sorry to say this but anyone who agrees with the above points is a fucking idiot. The military is the cause of most of our misery and it is extremely painful to see people defending the very people who have done little but rob the country of its resources and repeatedly take over the democratically elected albeit corrupt governments. I mean since when does corruption in the civilian government justify the military to take over? They control the press excessively and the people who speak against them are either bribed or forced to shut up. I mean, even after the Peshawar attack, there was no discourse in the media to hold the military officers accountable. Whatever inquiry was made was strictly an internal matter for the military. The press was controlled so that no ones asks them to even show the report to the parliament let alone the public. Try making friends from elsewhere and you'll see the real picture.",Take my upvote. +"Mass voter fraud... Then you read the article and 3 cases are allegedly being investigated. Facts guys, they certainly don't matter to the right.",Are you questioning the integrity of USAPOLITICSNOW? +"Yeah, I'd probably let them play, but well supervised. There's a balance for everything.","Yeah, proper engineering lessons firsts so the little shits know how to build a safe tunnel." +Only two genders? What a shame.,Triggered +I'm a PC player with an SSD and I see it all the time. How are you not seeing it?,Get a better system scrub +South Park Reddit in a nutshell right now,South Park has been any good since the fifth season of the Simpsons. +The blood soul cape isn't even hard to get. It's like saying getting the warden title is one of the hardest things in game so you should have 10% extra accuracy with it equipped. It's ludicrous.,IFB should allow you to one shot all bosses +"Jesus Christ, that guy should be in fucking prison. And that supervisor, fuck. It's a goddamn traffic cone, you'd think he was running down pedestrians.",Plot twist: rent-a-cop is a former driving instructor and takes cones very seriously. +"To those saying hes decent, are you guys white or something? he's pretty off the beat.",Don't be rayciss to me +Oh man they're getting the band back together,Because it went really well last time! +working as intended. you do not deserve rare pokemon for doing nothing.,Because tapping the screen then sliding a finger is sooo much more work than pressing a button +Their rally cry will be the name of some city that royally fucks up the count.,"Or a state like Pennsylvania, which he can only lose if it's rigged." +I suppose sh*t happens...,"This is the internet, you're allowed to swear." +Sky Edge vs Void Blade,"why even give it a blade, it has 0 range" +savage a.f.,"That's Native American af, shitlord!" +i actually live in the Columbus area to. Nobody here cares about the Jackets it's all Ohio State here and it kinda drives me nuts,You mean **The** Ohio State? +I'm eagerly awaiting the Beerus vs Captain America thread,The shield's indestructible so Cap wins also Cap's a patriot and fought Thanos so he has N O L I M I T S +What is a possible example of an unforeseen consequence?,Well if we knew they wouldn't be unforeseen now would they? +"This is huge, now enforcement is important!",I think this calls for Sonia Gandhi Political Advertisement Yojna. +#Airblockers,"But not having a proper path-finding for air units is cool as they get stuck, it's like Brood War!" +"Donald Trump Says Central Park Five Are Guilty, Despite DNA Evidence",Surely these optics will help with his dwindling AA vote share +"They are good cars, expect to do the maintenance yourself. I recommend a Miata or a S2000 if you are looking for a convertible. The Miata is one of the more reliable cars ever built.",Yeah after you fix everything that explodes simultaneously at 100k miles +"We believe that since the Log is legendary it should do more than simply pushback units, It now causes the sparky to do Loop De Loops",Log needs a nerf +What's wrong with that? Is your money the only thing that's supposed to cross class lines?,Yes +"Would be easy to add to a bot, no?",Add a captcha before each game +Why would you not want it reverted? that's how it used to be,You're right we should go back to runescape classic +Watch how Wallonia is squashed in the next few days,Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. +Cristiano Ronaldo hatrick goal vs Andorra (4-0),"Doesn't count, easy opposition" +"It has a ton of features built in, lots of things that were in MIUI years before other roms/AOSP. e.g. toggles in notifications, built in backups, themes, extreme customization. It has a built in updater and they used to have updates every week. Lot of other things.","wow, built in updater, not many phones have that" +No hospital puts medical waste in the trash cans.,"Yeah, that's BS, you can't hear them screaming over the din of the incinerator." +Upcoming Pickups.. What's everyone trying to cop in the next few weeks? I'm just curious.,I'm waiting on a pair of the Orange Box SB Dunks and hoping to grab those SBBs in time for the Giants game Monday. +Can't you just take a guy's money without beating the shit out of him and punching a woman in the face? Our armed gunmen are a disgrace to armed gunmen nationwide.,Can't they do *anything* right? +Seconded Kirk lapointe wasn't someone I would have wanted to vote for.,But free parking on Sundays(!) +Probably because she preps everything because she is a serious presidential candidate.,"Pfft, what a nerd, everybody knows that crazy ramblings are the way to answer questions in a presidential debate." +Jets OG Winters Out This Week After Headbutting Michael Bennett,"Oh no, I feel so baaaad...." +Trump's real popular in Germany...,"Germans are Cucks, letting Brown people to live a normal life from war" +"Ah yes, the 12 year old boy playing the totally age-appropriate Mafia III. Where you can go to the strip club, feed people to alligators, and gun innocent people down with automatic rifles.","Yes, when I was 12 we always ALWAYS did what was age appropriate and NEVER hid things from our parents." +"Great, if it isn't Alaygro on another account.",Yeah I make several accounts a day just to call you a faggot on each one. +How many of you guys would've liked a Egypt map instead of Revelations? A while ago I posted a theory about Egypt being the location of DLC 4. Sadly it didn't come true. There were a lot of positive responses about a Zombies map with a Ancient Egypt setting. I'm just curious how many of you would've preferred that setting instead of what we got.,Super EE leads to Egypt confirmed. +Soooooo..... Anything important happen today?,It's been a really slow news day. +"Riot region restrictions waste the talent of smaller scenes Turkey, Brazil, CIS (Russia, Ukraine) have world class talent players in them, but senseless restrictions by Riot are wasting that and prevent them from competing at the highest level consistently. Regions that do not have full size scene (so not China, Korea, EU, NA) should be exempt from region lock. By doing that and making qualifiers open we can get another M5 (who dominated the region Riot thought they didn't belong in).",You forgot the +Lawsuit: Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer led illegal purge of male workers,Such a mystery why their company going down the drain +im sure you call heros being picked once viable,"Hey jakiro is totally viable, he got picked once by og in a completely joke of a game and got completely destroyed" +"Alright well you are a obviously toxic player who will never tolerate picks he doesn't deem acceptable and I will never convince you otherwise. Enjoy being miserable because of a video game while I actually enjoy my time in it, win or lose :)","Hey buddy, he has pro aspirations and you dont deserve to tell him otherwise." +The world's safest countries: NZ rated 7th.,How do we rate per capita though? +Can't stop staring at her teeth.,"They are REAL and they are RELATABLE and if you can't handle that, leave!" +Wernher Von Braun.,Lmao bunch of salty Americans in here that don't know about Operation Paperclip. +"Wow, that was a pathetic apology!",This is nothing more than a distraction +"If you read the actual comments, it's hard to find anything really objectionable. So she was middle-class when she was young, and now she recognizes she isn't. That's supposed to be horrible?","Well, compared to a salt-of-the-earth every man like Donald Trump, perhaps." +Cup of Noodles Bar,Was the camera taped to an excited dogs nose? +"Galaxy/Universe aside, the game isn't infinite. There are a set number of looping galaxies, each with a set number of planets. Calling their game infinite is obviously false.",Are you implying Sean/HG somehow lied? +Highlight reel goal for Leafs prospect Nikita Korostelev tonight vs Kitchener,"This guy became a 93 overall in GM Mode in nhl 12, this guy will be a stud." +How do you know they don't?,Maybe OP is a female client desperately looking for female prostitutes +Were letting Ohio win? Why can't I put a plane on my license anymore?,"The only thing Ohio has going for it is that it has caused a disproportionate number of people to try to get as far away from earth as possible, and you want NC to get credit for their success?" +*grins* I feel vindicated.,obvious alliance favoritism +Which old xbox or ps2/3 game would like most to be digitally remastered ?,Resident Evil 4 +Was it true that the Official Data stated that Hajime has a larger chest size than Nekomaru?,I thought it was that Gundham had the same chest as Akane. +Countries with no rivers,Can we see a map of countries with rivers now? +"I don't care for puppies or babies. But then again, if shown a picture of both, I'd probably find the puppy cuter than the baby. Well done, Lil-Night!",But it's different when it's your puppy! +"Seriously Germany, wtf. Deus vult already and deport all of them.","wow, what a racist bigot." +Why does this factoid keep getting posted?,Are you new to reddit? +Then what the fuck is he?,A god +Relationship goal achieved,Why didn't you take a picture together though? +"When I think of a home-cooked meal, it's done by a woman. When I picture a restaurant meal, it's done by a male chef.",Look who's a sexist bastard +David also had a woman's husband killed so he could have her for himself.,"See, Trump is not so bad." +"DCEU and Zack Snyder Old story I know but i feel the need to come back to it now that new JL behind the scenes footage is being released. The movie looks great so far, Batfleck is awesome, WW, Cyborg and Aquaman look badass and tbh it looks like Ezra Miller is gonna be an AWESOME Flash. Maybe Snyder learned from his mistakes. But this got me thinking that some people were incredibly mean to him after BvS. BvS was not as bad as critics made it seem, yes it had plot holes but the unlimited edition was much better and overall it was an enjoyable movie imo. But I was reading some comments when it came out and some fans were wishing Snyder to die or people were signing petitions to get him fired. Like woahh chill everyone. He had a vision for a movie that didn't match everyone else's but that doesn't mean he has to get fired. Im sure Snyder is a very nice person and big comic book fan and a human being who learns on the job. It's not like he invented a drug that could help cancer patients and then it all went to shit..these are fucking movies lol and people need to chill Yeah that's all! So excited for JL","Btw, stop being such a Snyder apologist, DCEU fanboy" +Misleading title is misleading. *The senate* of germanies government **suggested** that all **new models** entering the market from 2030 should be emission free.,You mean this isn't set in stone yet? +"Mafia 3 doesn't actually run your native resolution - 720p upscaled to 1080, resulting in console blurriness.",What a great PC port +Is there really a special attack or sarcasm?,"Yes, once youve used the full set during 10 hours of combat.. You become God Ash himself" +Chara is skating like he doesn't care,Send him down to the AHL +"Do you have your nvidia vibrance set to 100? Coming from me, a sweetfx user, I can also confirm that after turning sweetfx off, the game looks really washed out.",not an option on gaming laptops but i have the equivilent (intel saturation) set to 100 +~~Justin Trudeau bumps into a woman~~ Justin Trudeau bumps into a woman by accident and apologizes immediately afterwards. FTFY,Pretty sure he elbowed her in the tits as hard as he possibly could. +An utterly superior pyroblast thanks to the flexibility.,Bu-but pyroblast sunergizes more with emperor +Oh man you're missing out. The low flight mod also lets you set your on planet flying speeds to 2x up to 4x speed. Makes fly on planets a little more enjoyable.,Stop rubbing it in +"The best map design in Call of Duty. Advanced Warfare takes the prize. No longer were we constricted with three lane maps that were as thin as my shoelace. The maps in AW didn't have many dead zones (areas that barely got to see action). That's my opinion, so what's yours?",Definitely the base maps on ghosts +Whats the most uncommon diamond ranked god you've seen in a game? Ill start. Diamond ah puch-lol wtf?,Isis +1. Weevil 2. Trip Mines 3. That glitch where the game takes away your guns then you have nothing in your hands 4. Sheiva 5. Gorgon,No wtf trip mines should be #1 +We Need An Exotic Butters Flair ***EXOTIC BUTTERS***,Exotic Buttesr +Ah ok.,"Patch on the game now, up to 40fps with a 1070, perfect solution :)" +"I don't. I'm not totally convinced he can last for a whole season, so I'd rather he come back down the stretch for Denver and the post season.",Yeah because the Patriots are going to make the playoffs with a 40 year old 6th round draft pick at QB. +I think we can safely say the only office holding ones abandoning Trump are in states with a more moderate Republican voter base and/or are in a close election contest.,Like Utah? +Mercedes have clinched the constructors' championship,Does Nico have the psychological advantage now since he's in front in the photo? +DOES THIS MEAN WE'RE THE BEST TEAM IN TEXAS!?,"No, you forgot the part where Texas is Back." +"Damn, what a fun frag movie. Love this style and it's really refreshing to hear some non generic music.",OP shows his age with the music choice +"I'm curious, what are your guys' favorite world leaders?",The Koch Brothers +"A good analysis of how many people recently discovered kratom, thanks to the DEA",I see data but no analysis. +And that's his fault how?,Cause he obviously used his mind powers to break the horse's leg +Roast my brother,White-trash Sheldon Cooper. +Should I get a penis looking glove for when I go piss outside?,"Yeah, because those are totally the same thing." +3.5 grams exactly. You might say it's a waste but I get a lot for free and it was an extravagant occasion.,I smoked about 0.1g yesterday and felt like I was almost too high.. It baffles me how you can smoke that much after a break. +Tfw you will never be as good as miura,You freaking white supremacist! +Tugboat delivery,This isn't how they move boats? +"would you buy a gun in near future? lets just say in a hypothetical future if there are some twist in indian gun laws and more economic guns shows up in market,would be carrying a primary AR-15 grade weapon in your closet? or should I carry on with my GTA V?","I would buy it, mostly because I would know that other retards are carrying guns with them and I need to protect myself." +Question for Trans lesbians? I'm 20yo AMAB questioning and had a couple questions regarding Trans lesbians. Before you knew you were Trans did you do these things: - Not see women as sex objects like a lot of straight men - Have an over appreciation/overvaluing for women/femininity in general - Feel like you'd rather make out/cuddle among other things rather than penetrate - Feel jealousy of lesbian relationships - get crushes very easily These are all things I do and was wondering if you've done them?,"* Yup * Yes ma'am * Yep * Yeah * Oh definitely Though I'm bi, so only kind of a half-lesbian." +"Of course, one of those opinions has evidence and support vis a vis polling and the gap in ground game.","Well, obviously you are underestimating the power of Pepe memes on the general voting public." +"Yeah, of course I need 8 TVs with the exact same information right there.",what if 8 people need to look at the times at once +"I train in oxygen Kuwait and noticed something about most of the pros So my gym keeps attracting more and more pro bodybuilders. Dexter Jackson, big ramy, roelly, Martinez and alot of others. Anyway, I see them everyday in the gym and I noticed something. Whether is legs day or arms day, they always have a belt on. Squatting or doing skull crusher's, the belt is always on. Why is that? Is it to make their waist smaller? I asked roelly winkler and he said it's a secret and laughed about it. PS. It's not the wide powerlifting belt, it's the one that's wide from the back and narrow in front.",It's to hide the HGH gut +Sexy feet for days,This is the thirstiest thing I've ever seen. +When I first started playing I didn't have any problems and had lots of fun till I got to rank 20 and started encountering meta decks. I then looked online and made a mech mage and did well for a few ranks and then got pissed because I'd run into Dr. Boom every game. I then crafted Dr. Boom and had lots of fun slamming him on the board. Got to rank 10+ in no time. Then I discovered face hunter and made it to rank 1 within my first 3 months of playing.,But everybody knows aggro is no fun? +"Not sure if you are being sarcastic or not. If you are not, no, the queen has no hold over our laws. She is just a figurehead. We have elections as well, with a parliamentary system.","Nah, the Queen just comes over and says Sup yo and goes back to the UK." +"Official Game Day Thread: New England Patriots (3-1) @ Cleveland Browns (0-4) | Kickoff 1:00 PM ET, October 9, 2016 | FirstEnergy Stadium, Cleveland, OH",Washed up +Fuck you. Write in English.,"I'm sure they actually talked like that, however you pronounce that shit." +No bias here. Don't worry folks,It's been proven that coin tosses have a liberal bias. +"Wait, what if it is about to run out though?",You never know when that Lee Sin is gonna magically appear in your lane. +"South Carolina extended there's. Plenty of people this week have been preparing for the storm, and now will be fixing up after the storm, and some don't even have power. Historically, this last week has been the biggest push for voter registration so it only makes sense if our goal was to encourage people to vote.",The republican leadership in SC must think the yokels are too lazy to get their shit together on time. +only when the words 'will never' are placed between them,Release will never friberg? +I can't remember but some shitty indie rpg,No Man's Sky? +It's a Nissan Skyline in Japan! Also have a g such a great car.,Awesome car for sure. +Majestic as f*ck,This title violates rule 4 +"She's a lady, ya ya ya, she's a trashy lady",She looks like she just finished sucking Cocaine's dick. +Why FNaF 4 might not be an experiment.,because William got Xfinity security +That I can't have children and that I don't want to hear about some miracle cure for infertility that your cousins friends sister did that made her pregnant when she also couldn't have kids. 3 miscarriages is enough and no I don't want to go into detail with you about it cause its none of your business.,but if you just take some turmeric or some expensive essential oil I'm selling you'll be just fine! +If they don't love Australia's current stance on the death penalty shouldn't they just leave?,"Well if you don't share traditional values like harsh sentences you're clearly an immigrant, who just wants the law to go easy on your law breaking kin" +"Full quote is My dream is a hemispheric common market, with open trade and open borders, some time in the future with energy that is as green and sustainable as we can get it, powering growth and opportunity for every person in the hemisphere. So she wants to lower barriers and make the world be more neighborly. And have green energy. Why is this so scary to folks here. This isnt a bad quote.",that sounds appalling! +"No, they are pretty raged on r/The_Donald. Its is somewhere between denial, and anger. Not to mention they have been locked in their echo chamber and incapable of recognizing reality anymore.",but LA times is the only poll that matters so everything is fine +That and 18th birthday countdowns for teenage female celebrities.,Only 5156 days till the latest Gerber baby is legal! +"I don't understand why this is so hard for people to get. Look at any large, popular team. Look at the GS Warriors, look at the Yankees, the Patriots, the Blackhawks or the Rangers. All of them have massive fanbases, and all are known for having lots of idiots saying stupid shit on the internet about their teams. Unfortunately, that's just how it works.",Nah we're all idiots who got screwed by the format and unfair group +"To be honest, I think it's more likely that BB signs Marty over Butler and Ryan. It's not a secret that Marty hasn't been ecstatic about his previous teams, I think he'd take a significant pay-cut to stay with the Pats, especially if they offer him a long term deal.",Or game plan to put Butler in horrible situations so his market value takes a dip... 50% +USPTA certified professional armchair coach,Impressive. +If someone sold these in the weed shops opening up around here in washington they'd make a killing,How much do the materials cost? +"She moved on, I suggest you do the same.","I'll do so, it's just really difficult when you have such caring depth." +"CIG get your act together, this presentation is a mess.",yeah fuck them for doing it live +"That is the kind of person who should be executed for the good of society. What would happen if the intentional attack on the helicopter pilot would have been successful, and it crashed killing probably multiple people? Will contribute nothing to society.",It's just a prank yo. +"Here's an idea, Lacy was tired because he's been running his ass off, missing tackles and running over defenders. Stop overreacting. Goddamn let's be happy about this game after what we went through last year. Holy shit",He's obviously being held back by Mike Literally Hitler Mcfarty +Only after Pete Bought and Paid For Morelli and his goons did everything they could to call a one sided game.,"Yeah, because one of the most penalized teams in the league has the Refs in their pockets" +"Question About Double Weapon XP On Double Weapon XP Weekends, do you get double weapon XP AND earn the attachments twice as fast as normal?","Yes, as you earn attachments by leveling up the weapon." +"No, Trump, Canadians do not flee en masse for US health care","Yes, canadians flee en masse to accrue massive amounts of debt." +"I've made several costumes like this before, and have spent a long time studying different styles of quick change costumes (it's a long, deep rabbit hole with lots of people who would die before giving up their secrets -- the whole industry is nuts) But most of these look like the type where the bodice is basically a flap, with snaps that attach on top of the shoulders, you undo the snaps, and the whole front and back flip down, revealing a new dress. For longer skirts, you have a very light thin fabric folded up in the bodice (makes your boobs look bigger!) so that when you undo the top at the shoulders, a panel flips down and the dress spills out.",Username casts doubt +"It is about one hour and a half, though.","In the Northern parts of Denmark, near the Arctic Circle, yes." +I know that now,"Well, yeah - I explained it so obviously you do." +We tried...,Rather half-heartedly. +"Labyrinth, Grey Paragon Chakrams, Black wizard hat, 1 C3, 1 C1, black bday cake, Trinity, Polygonal x, treasure trail, Toon smoke, Dominus: snakeskin, Merc:Warlock, X-Devil: Snakeskin, 1 rare C1 decals, 5 rare C2 decals, Certified hats BM decal, Orange Photons, Offers",I'll give you BM labyrinth for your labyrinth + your c3 crate +"OVERWATCH, still worth the buy? Ok, so Ive watch streams, videos, revies, and played the beta too a bit, BUT, has the game really changed? Have Blizzard released more content? I mean, in my opinion, i really think this game needs more game modes, or even a campaign? anyway what I really want to know: is it really worth the $40? Hows competitive/ranked like? Community etc etc",Nope +That first black car broke pretty well. Fog + black ice = real life bumper cars,"Idk why you got down voted, you can see the black car's hood fly up, clearly broke well" +Megyn Kelly: 'TRUMP DID NOT WIN. I FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE IN THE ROOM. AMERICA LOST.',If only we could all live in Megyn's America :( +Aren't people constantly complaining about publishers setting release dates before games are done?,"Don't give me crap software, give it to me RIGHT NOW!" +"Hi Guys, New To This Sub-Reddit And I Was Wondering If I Am Still Allowed to Maintain Friendships With Females.","No he isn't, his MGTOW badge will be taken away and he will be tarred amd feathered." +"Yeah but they would think I'm an asshole, spread the rumor to the whole class then I will be forever alone as I always was... :(","I mean, dont you think theyd think even worse of you if you tried to charge them for the notes?" +I do for certian celebs. I like to see how hot of a chick guys like Bieber are banging so if I'm ever that famous i'll know what is in store.,But Bieber is gay... +"Breakout Type-S Keys, Offers (not 50 decals tho pls)",51 decals? +"Which is harder to win? A league , International tournament or Club competition(UCL/COPA ect)?",Indian Super League is the toughest +"Alternatively, they may tell the truth and say they haven't engaged in hook up culture. I haven't.",Lies! +Fitness couple (long gif),"Fitness is great and all, but I cannot hold back the thought: These two must be a real hoot to talk with." +"Geographic location, please.",Northeast Ohio +... Best friend ._.,Amphy isn't even that good tho +I was closing my apps and saw this. It brought back memories...,"reminder: only sanfran has a tracker, us normal people on the other hand, should be thankful that we even get a game to play." +"He was getting his license renewed and they asked him if he wanted to be an organ donor. He said no. When I asked why he told me it was because he didn't want the government to come knocking for any of his organs when he still needed them. He really thought that becoming an organ donor meant that, at any time, his organs could be taken.","I think he meant the common fear, that in case of an accident they turn off the life-supporting machines faster if you are an organ donor." +"Hey you think that's bad? Look at the UK we have Margaret fucking Thatcher and Theresa May as our only female PMs, fucking shameful.","Shouldn't you be farming, paesant?" +"Guys, don't ask how I got it, but I'll return it to the owners, I swear ;)","Obviously fake, he doesn't even have a knife, everyone knows skins=skill." +Likkrit has chicken pox,Parents were probably dirty anti-vaxers! +"My name is Samantha, am going to tell you how all this, really began Illustration of Samantha from the house, and when she's in control of zombies.",Sticky substance on my screen +"This is awesome? Really? No, it's not. Someone who is a professional in some industry may not need a graduate level command of an academic field that's unrelated to their field of practice but everyone needs to understand the basics of math, science, and language. The sports person who doesn't know anything about physics and language is going to have an impossible time in their 30s when that sports career stops and the artist will have a hard time becoming an empowered adult if they don't have the options a basic command of math affords them. I'm all for taking stress levels down for kids, but don't lie to kids and applaud them by suggesting that their interests at 10 years of age are valid reasons to narrow their career choices in their late 20s and 30s.",Exactly every kid needs to be pressured extremely hard to get straight A's or they won't be able to become a functioning adult +Saudi Arabia? Ok. But why Iran? Iranian women can divorce just as easily as men. Both parties just need to consult a judge about their plans regarding finances and children.,Because Iran is in the middle-east and if you're in the middle-east literally everything about your country is backwards +And *The Devil Himself.*,I think you mean the devil herself. +"Firstly 50 votes , yeah that's gana change alot secondly qualify first thirdly you only get one team","qualify or not, I think it's important for FA's to officially boycott." +I can't believe The Anti-Christ hasn't blown us up. He must be Joe Biden his time.,No he set things up like a ticking time bomb so that once he leaves office it's all going to explode. +"It's not really a stance, but I can explain evolution and evolution as the origin of species to idiots that don't understand it.","but its just a theory, man." +"It's nothing to do with the actual comment's karma, it's the total comment karma of the user posting it that triggers the auto-moderator. It can stop people using fresh throwaway accounts or serial trolls who have negative overall comment karma, depending on what threshold is set. No idea what they've set the threshold to for this sub though.","I saw a thread about it earlier, I'm pretty sure it's at 10" +"No, you have no where to hide or run. I am enjoying this. Man oh man I love these threads. Its sheer entertainment to watch 15% of the country WEEP like this. The chickens are finally coming home to roost and I have a front seat at your whining party. THIS IS GLORIOUS.",You are doing great at winning people over! +What is the most bizarre thing you've caught yourself doing after your brain's autopilot misfired?,Went to go get more soup by putting my bowl under the sink faucet and turning it on. +When will Square Enix start sending out review copies? When do you think they'll give reviewers access to the game? When do you think we'll get to see the reviews?,Planning to start a successful game review website so I can get a copy +Juventus have just signed a 10-year-old Palestinian kid from Norway. This is a compilation video of his games (Tip: Turn off the sound).,Kid needs to work on his finishing. +What!? Girls can't play football!!! I! AM! OUTRAGED!!!!,Found the Trump supporter. +Oh right. I'm retarded.,"Hi retarded, welcome to the PC master race!" +gotta wait till MSI i guess,Assuming tsm even qualifies. +Feeling let down by the performance of this car I am full bolt ons with a 93oct tune. I am only pushing around 270whp and 375wtq. I feel like all the competitors with the same mods and a 93oct tune are running 350whp or more and similar torque figures. Disappointed by the results.,Get a different car then. +"And yet the DoJ investigation uncovered scathing evidence that the department was unjustifiably using force, especially towards their black citizens. That was NOT a lie.",But racism is over and blacks are just being ridiculously uppity again! +Are we talking about the rusted out muffler or the leaking brake lines?,Is that a muffler or a Cadillac converter? +"Which is fantastic. The people who still go get cheap tickets. I don't know anything about baseball outside of it involves hitting a ball with a stick, but I do know that for $100 I can get two Diamondbacks tickets with hotdogs & beers at Costco.",Where in the world did you find $5 tickets? +What does this card do?,Summon: Make people post this card on this subreddit over and over again. +My 3rd grader's entry into the school's pumpkin decorating contest,"I'm hardly the craftiest parent/helper around, but I think it is a noble effort!" +"This sub has a huge hard-on for EE. Everyone started hating black after EE talked shit about him, same with puppey. We only heard one side to the story until now.",Lmao look at these downvotes you're getting for going against the current popular opinion. +"In case you're sincere, on your motherboard is the CPU (central processing unit). It is a *very* delicate part and is the single most expensive bit on the board (probably). Installation and replacement of a CPU is the most nerve-racking moment of building a computer.","I dunno, putting in ram is pretty nerve racking too" +makanya solat brader solusi segala masalah,you dropped your +"What's with all the hunters building fatalis? I've seen several hunters building fatalis at some point in their build over the past few months and I was just curious as to why? For the number of people I've seen build it I don't ever recall it working out well for them. Was it just part of the meta at some point and people not moving on from that or is there something else? I was always under the impression that the only gods where this was an acceptable pick up was: Freya, Kali, Bakasura and maybe Vamana. Trading the damage that you could use the item slot/gold for just doesn't seem to be worthwhile in the cases of hunters.",Because hunters are trying to keep up with the new hunters that have built in fatalis +My gold carbon fibre fog lights.,"I was thinking this would be gold anodized texalium... This is good, too." +"I have no interest, just noticing the irony",That's what I would say if I was begging for gold too. +"When my kids were little, I taught them that if they ever got lost in a store, find a mom with kids. Pretty good chance you'll be OK.",Or some bitch who already kidnapped 3 kids is getting a 4th for free +I think you're missing the sarcasm.,If someone has to point out the sarcasm it ruins the joke +**SMOKING GUN.**,We have so many smoking guns. +Matt Ryan threw for 500 yards on this defense last week. Jameis on the other hand overthrows open receivers by 5+ yards. He's been doing this for 20 and a half games now and shows no signs of improving his accuracy whatsoever.,"yea, you're right, I think it's time for us to move on from him" +"Kaepernick's new contract is all drawn up, the last thing needed is his signature.","Assuming the rumors are true and they really are removing the injury clause, I dont see any reason why we wouldnt see him on the field soon." +"Psycho ex girlfriend punched him in the face,and now she won't leave",So do they get back together? +Two incredibly useful skills: - Uncanny ability to find complete seven-letter words in a jumbled set of seven letters. - Ability to recognize Grateful Dead songs by the first few notes.,What word has seven letters in it I don't think there are any +This is definitely a dip buy.. but not at 140. Even lower,"Dropping this much, must be a buy" +**ominously* Sookehhh...,"Everytime Bill said Sookie's name like that, I couldn't help but imagine how horrid his breath must smell." +You Earthers with your space blankets!,You'll wish you just shut up and payed your moon tax when Elon nukes your asses. +What T.V. show has the best intro music?,Star Trek Enterprise +Ok Ok,ALLLLL RIHGT +"Thanks, yeah I'll try again. It's just a bit soul destroying. I'm old (27) and I just want to get into it and not waste more years.",this hurts so much to see :( +Reading patch notes for the newest update,One hell of a meme mate. +"You sound a lot like Trump. I bet you love Trump and his racist statements too. Can't wait for Hillary to be elected so we can finally put some sense in the Western world and make Muslims actually feel welcome here, rather than vilified.",I think you forgot the +Blacks weren't so deep in poverty until welfare programs began.,"Right, immediately after slaves were freed they had a ton of wealth." +Ancient Rome doesn't exactly count as a western society.,TIL Rome is not in the West and is not one of the foundational cultures of what we today consider western society. +This is what you are looking for.,"I will stay here , best sub" +"Use your 3 before your 2, so you can get both damage-ticks off.",what makes you qualified to say that? +"The 2015 Canadian world junior team would have been insane if there was a lockout. Added onto what was already and insane roster would be Mackinnion, Drouin, Ekblad, Bennett(if healthy), and Horvat.",Just like the 2012 team +Highly doubt her Comcast owners will allow her to go very far on net neutrality.,Yeah just like that Tom Wheeler guy! +"If my wife cheated it would be because there was something wrong in our lives. I wouldn't blame her, I would try and understand why, what caused it, because I KNOW it is not her personality. I think this is important - you have to absolutely KNOW. The thing is if she said, I really just wanted to experiment, try something new or whatever I still wouldn't be mad because I would be happy that she had discovered a more open, experimental side to her personality. I guess thats what comes from marrying a genuinely down to earth, motherly, caring type person. If I was with someone who, if they cheated on me, it kind of made sense, that they were that type of person - then I still wouldn't be mad because they were a bad person. I would be upset for not having seen it to being with. The only way I would really be upset is if my wife actually left me. I would absolutely forgive her - no questions except is it over and will you do it again. Either way - it doesn't help you. Sorry. But it might be something to consider going forward.","Dude, I respect your opinion...but what youre saying is wrong on so many levels." +be sure to read the story UNDER the picture!,This joke fails because black people don't work. +Says the 6 year redditor with only 3 text posts.,Yeah I forgot how karma was so goddamn important. +"Lake Louise, AB, Canada: First time travelling there this past May",Did you crop out all of the tourists taking selfies? +It's a shame the left allow this to happen...,These kids are obviously homophobic woman haters and the Muslims are attacking them because Allah only wants peaceful genderfluid children on earth. +TIME TO OVER-ANALYZE.,I mean he *was* Clinton's understudy +you people are everywhere lol,#WHAT DO YOU MEAN... YOU PEOPLE? +This,This +Downvoting is **supposed to be** when people think your comment is unnecessary. But people use it as their opinion indicator.,"I disagree, therefore I'm downvoting your post." +Fuck those I wan't in on apples.,Ikr +"Is your name actually Carlton, or are you just amazing?",That's really my name! +"I'm not saying she's a gold-digger,....",Maybe her love language is gifts and she just has a bigger heart than most of us? +I doubt he cares about bjergsen since he's playing against better mids daily in KR.,you forgot the +So i design and 3D Printed Lucio Gun with real Speakers!,*Not compatible with IPhone 7 +"The notion of a new cold war with Russia was ludicrous five years ago. And then, Russia annexed Crimea with armed forces and no provocation, and the world fundamentally pivoted.",YES IT SURE IS TOTALLY UNREASONABLE TO FEAR A COUNTRY INVADING SOVEREIGN NATIONS AND ANNEXING ONCE-AUTONOMOUS STATES FOR ECONOMIC AND POLITICAL REASONS +It reminds me more of the Headless Horseless Horsemann from TF2.,"Funny, the brawl also reminds me of some TF2 game mode" +why does everyone on reddit dick ride on r-hopping? just a question. i get the increase in maximum range. but everyone i've ever seen used has had terrible effective range. i'm talking like 20 foot spreads at 300 feet. but torso sized at 180 feet.,Sounds like they're shit at installing it. +My GF left me today... shout out to my baby who will never leave me and the PCMR brothers and sisters by my side.,You must have been dedicated to your GF way than your battlestation +"I love his, I don't give a fuck attitude. Time to take down both parties!","Yeah, I'm sure he'll do just that." +"Can we talk about how good looking Nitr0 actually is, it is not talked about enough.",cant tell if +"I always charge from new, batteries never ship fully charged, for safety reasons.",It's actually because charged batteries weigh more. +"What mouse has good side buttons and a good middle mouse button? I use the middle mouse button very frequently (click and hold to drag the map in DotA), and the side buttons almost as much. I prefer light mice with good sensors. My hands are 18.5cm from the base of my palm to the tip of my finger. As such, I found mice like the G502 to be incredibly comfortable, but the weight was just too much. Anyone have a recommendation based on this criteria?",Ec2-a +But Azama is best character!,"Here, you dropped this:" +Facebook wasn't around in the 90s,Check their Myspace +Anyone else excited for the new dinos?,"no, they'll be for VIP's anyways" +She's not on the brink of death...,I should've added the +"they literally had like 3 episodes on cisco fearing becoming bad, and having people reassure him he won't. so i hope not...",Well he just helped Barry so I think we're good +"Say what you will about Clinton's corruption, but at least she tries to do some good things, unlike the republicans who only look out for their corporate overlords.","Yeah, Haiti did alright." +"We couldn't buy event skins with gold, now that we can, stop complaining about the price At least we can buy the skins!","But this is reddit, i like complaining about everything any anything." +Surprisingly Danielle isn't pandering as much as Alex.,"But, that The Plastics never ask for America's help...." +This would be asking for an accident to happen. Imagine the national outrage if one mafunctioned and killed a healthy person.,You can be healthy at any weight! +That's actually pretty good considering he wanted her aborted.,"Oh, but he's such a good Republican, and so pro life!" +QLD Taxi Drivers no longer required to speak English,This will surely provide a better taxi experience that will rival Uber. +Justin singing about his big white dick.,Racist +I notice you put Amber on there twice...,He really likes Amber. +What about adults who take this medication for their ADD?,Clearly it's a figment of their imagination. +I've played probably 7 games and haven't really played the same deck twice. What do I do?,Quit lying because according to this sub shaman is the only class on ladder and it's an unstoppable force +Bangs off more keif (keef?),Your correct it's keif +What's your best euphemism for butt sex?,"When the red river's flowin', take the dirt road home." +The obvious question to ask is: If she truly believes this then why hasn't she killed herself? She could have No worries no more.,But suicide is a sin! +He started to spam What a Save! ;),Great ending +The rich contribute most to the economy,You forgot this: +"Is it just me or is Google really such a likeable brand? I am now having very much a positive association with Google and its products and services. 4.5 million of their 75 billion dollar yearly revenue is so much, and their CEO is only being paid 50 million a year. Corporate social responsibility at its finest I say.",Not sure if +"Criminal gangs will still find something. Using underage prostitutes or trafficking for forced labor, for example.","Yes, the Mob are still totally as rich and powerful as they were during prohibition." +"Everyone has the right to die...we are all going to die. Do they have the right to arbitrarily end their lives or the lives of others? Do their parents have the right to end their lives? The doctors? Should hope be legislated, or legislated against? These are deep questions and I foresee a hard time getting a serious answer on Reddit. Whether or not death is an appropriate solution is going to overshadow the question of if children are able to execute the decision. I think it's impossible to determine and impossible to let children make that decision, especially on that situation. Realistically, they are going to be coerced/pursuaded by their parents. I don't think anyone would be willing to let kids have the option unless a doctor and parent agreed it was an option. And in that situation, wouldn't the adults simply be asking the child to agree? I think you have to have stopped believing in Santa for a decade before you're allowed anywhere near that kind of decision.","I know that's not quite what you meant but: So does this mean if you never stop believing in Santa, you aren't allowed to commit suicide?" +MG3* G3 is an battle rifle using the same mechanism as the STG44 if im not mistaken,"G3 is based on the STG45 (more correctly, on the CETME, wich was based on the stg45)." +Like the nuclear bombs on Japan?,Yeah because invading Japan was a much better alternative for everyone +What the fuck is wrong with you,Obvious troll account. +"Did they proofread this game...? Don't get me wrong, I LOVE the game. The only thing I don't love is that the little text errors all over make it feel a bit... rushed, I guess. For instance, Leggly's description calls them he, but the description for one of their attacks says her. And there's Toiletta's ability description, which says the exact opposite of what it should. And why is Baku male all of a sudden? I'm pretty sure Bakulia is referred to as female in the game. It just feels like they didn't quiiite put their all into it, you know? Though they did have a lot of text to localize.",They're probably still proofreading the game guide. +Always have to at least comment when I see the hometown. Went to west!,I did too! +Nomiki Konst (Clinton surrogate) just hung herself (career) on Fox News. Says white people can't experience racism and that Bill Clinton calling Trump supporters Rednecks isn't derogatory Did anyone else just see this? Bill Hemmer was fucking pissed.,It all goes back to the main feature of liberalism: they can't be wrong even in the face of hypocrisy. +"**one** of the craziest arguments I've ever heard of amounts to ZOMG, if we lift the limit, then we are going to have SO many tx's we're all gonna die!","The P2P payment netwrk was never designed for people to send BTC to each other, else it will FAIL" +Sayyed Nasrallah Warns of US Plot to Partition Syria to Serve Israeli Interests,Sounds like a pretty reliable source to me. +The fact that they are limited to grunt work?,You mean mercenaries? +Like the fucking Quran was gonna mention driving.,"Well, when you see the incredible amount of scientific miracles in the Quran, I wouldn't be surprised it mentionned driving" +"That's your problem! Trying too hard. Remember before girls mattered to you how much easier it was to talk to them? Probably had a few to play with, had some stuff in common? Then BAM you both start noticing each other and there's this seemingly huge wall between you suddenly. The key is to not try very hard and try to let those social parts of your brain work on their default settings. Assuming you don't have any (or at least as much) trouble talking to men then those patterns and abilities exist! How to unlock that though is the tricky part. My advice to you? Practice practice practice. Talk to everybody you see regardless of age or gender. Learn to be interesting to girls your age by immersing yourself in social situations regardless of your comfort level.","Learn to be interesting to girls... Huh, I wish I knew that before." +As much as I hate Trump this pisses me the fuck off. It makes it out as if the Trump supporters are rapists when in reality they're not. Also what the fuck does Trump winning have to do with sucking dick.,"The ends justify the means, I guess?" +Mobile Suit Gundam Iron blooded Orphans S2 Op 1 full,It's already region blocked... ): +"Hey Vancouver , what kind of job markets are in shortage/demand and are not so popular in comparison to other fields there are? Just a 20 years old looking for a career change instead of working at retail everyday. From using the search bar , it seems like trades are the common work field that fits as an answer to the question , but was wondering if there are any other work field that are increasing in demand for workforce every year?",become a realtor we clearly don't have enough in Vancouver. +"Atheists of reddit, how did you fill the void created in your life once you lost your belief?",Hookers and blow +Some people still view the IRA as Catholic Terrorists. Should we still hate *every single catholic on the planet* too then?,I had forgotten that time when the IRA were murdering people for joking about the pope. +I was being sarcastic,Forgot your +It would feel more exotic if Outbreak Prime had Full Auto as a hidden perk,yeah.. cuz what it does now is a bit lackluster. +"None of his fear mongering is true. We have never been safer statistically: In the US, In Europe, In the world. Life expectancy is longer, infant mortality down, we're removing and diminishing disease all the time, fewer people live in poverty than at any time in the history of the world. Unless you stare at Fox and Brietbart all day long. Then it's fucking 'End of Days'.",Well - infant mortality in Texas is rising because they cut funding to a bunch of family planning programs... But at least Planned Parenthood isn't getting state money to provide Pap smears and HIV testing to poor people! +"Country fried steak, hot chicken, pork katsu","chicken wings, mozzarella sticks, chicken tenders... I'm starting to think OP is" +Don't forget the time we forced a whole tribe out of Eastern Ontario and dumped them up in Resolute as a politically motivated grab at Arctic sovereignty!,But they have to defend us from the Russians! +I thought we all know but I have to remember they prolly dont have that book in school since I've been there.,I've never read it so I didn't know until today (Being a high school student is kewl) +"Are we watching the same Wideman? Dude is one of the worst defencemen I've ever seen, and I've had to watch him for four years.","Yeah, his 14/15 season was awful." +should I cut my hair?,"Well, I'll tell you one thing, it looks great now." +KD is a true bitch then He was in talks with the warriors probably during the playoffs and maybe even earlier.,KD THREW THE SERIES TO THE WARRIORS OMG +Removed per 8b. You must post your entire carry setup and not just your weapon.,But what if I Mexican carry? +Just sign up for Sam Knows...,Did you get accepted? +First look of Amber Heard as Mera,Looking forward to Warner Bros cutting her out of the movie completely. +I knew DETERMINATION before it was popular,K +"I don't mind clingy animals at all . To me it shows, they love me as much as I love them.","Absolutely, this video just screams LOVE to me." +The moment I decided to stop hunting dragons and start hunting vampires.,It's like John wick in skyrim! +What about the ones that were dying in Asia at the hands of the Japanese Army?,How do the crimes of the Japanese army cry out for the deaths of innocents? +I mean why not kill off the model that has done more to advance human standard of living in the last 240 years than anything in History.,"But some people game the system, surely that's reason enough to discard our entire economy for some vaguely defined alternative" +I swear I would do this if I had friends.,Hard to make friends when the husband wont let you leave the house +"All the posters are up, they look awesome (2/2)","Love the pixellation, great effort OP keep up the good work!" +Strike Pakistan till it becomes Hindustan: Uddhav Thackeray,Some one should tell Thackeray that there is a term for it Akhand Bharat +"I heard that if your pet is a turtle and you find the super secret T-room, look in one of the corners. There is a small bright green spot on the ground. If you walk your turtle through that square, it changes into a unique pet obtainable no other way. I've only seen 2 people with it so far. I just wish my turtle wasnt a demon frog already. Sorry I dont have a pic yet.",yeah its true my dad works for deca +What happened to peaceful protests?,"What, like BLM" +He did it so he wouldn't have to use a bench player. So we lost a starter having a career year to save the 25th player on the bench in that one game.,Makes great strategic sense to me! +This is very true Source: Am horny teen,flair checks out +Everybody has nearly panicked trying to find their keys only to realize they were holding them. Everybody.,Do you even spatial awareness? +Auston Matthews with 4 goals...,"[adjusts glasses] Erm, you guys, numbers like that probably aren't even sustainable." +Upgrade ejection port covers? (Dust cover) I've seen Enhanced dust covers from places like strike industries and I'm curious if this is actually an upgrade at all? I've never had an issue with the stock dust cover on my rifles. Though I do like to get one with the US flag engraved. Anyone used an upgraded dust cover? What were the results?,Gucci as fuck +"Remember, Conway said that all women deserve to be heard in regards to sexual misconduct allegations (as of just a few hours ago)",Only if it's against Bill +still not enough millions for a flyable redeemer,"That's ok, nobody wants one." +"I tricked my wife into watching The Things We Do in the Shadows last night. After a few F words she asked if it was rated R. I pushed the info button and showed her it was TV-MA. She said, Oh, Good. This is really funny. There were several more F words throughout and she cringed each time, but it was all good. No rated R, so it was OK I guess.",10/10 logic +"We really need to get rid of Cutler, man.",FUCKIN HEYWARD WE PAY YOU 11TY BILLION A YEAR AND YOU HIT LIKE A BLIND GUY HOLDING A TOOTHPICK +I'm pretty sure this is how the POPGOES lore goes,Kane's gonna fire you if he finds out you've been leaking pages from the comic. +and then they back off because he has the right to like or dislike whatever he wants and they should not have asked him that question if they weren't prepared for an answer in the negative?,No fuck that guy +Fuck dude i was really looking forward to that match.,Thank mr fallen +You're fucked. I'm not,Yeah I'm sure Trump tanking our economy or our reputation internationally would definitely not affect you at all +In Praise of a President Who Offered America Eight Dignified Years Free of Sex Scandals,Judging on the scowl on both of their faces they haven't even had sex in eight years. +The types of emotes this game really needs,You're missing GG EZ noob +Me too. I was a racist before and still am crazy racist. No movie's gonna change that!,I think you dropped the +This is actually pretty funny. Remember in 2010 when the ALP did a deal with the Greens and Independents to form a minority government? For that entire term all we heard from the opposition was how the government was a complete shambles and how the ALP was held hostage by the Greens. Now it's the Libs being held hostage by the Nats. The more things change the more they stay the same.,And of course the lefty media is exposing the turmoil when it comes from the right wing and ignoring it when it comes from the left wing +"This past weekend at NYCC, Meg cosplayed as a certain mad king",Her clothes were just dirty from the night before +Syrian terror suspect found dead in his cell in Germany,"Oh no, this means his soul will go to islamic hell." +Where is the evidence of what you're saying in this case?,Why think when you can hate? +by Nerf u mean Buff?,How can we buff the best OP in this game? +"Am I the only one who thinks Silver is just impossible to play solo? I've been stuck in Silver as a Silver Elite for 2 months now which I think is somewhat average for most people who are struggling to get into Gold. I play with Gold Novas every now and then if they need people and I actually end up playing better than in Silver. I feel like it's actually serious unlike Silver. I feel like if I'm going solo, I get put in teams with guys who don't have mics, blast Katy Perry or some shit, don't communicate, bring their friends that have no ranks, jump into a comp game without warming up or anything and there is always a smurf on the other team. I feel like smurfing is something that absolutely ruins silver but I have a feeling that there is a decent about of people that smurf on this subreddit sooo lol. This is just me, does anyone else agree/disagree?",as a DMG smurfing in silver I can't see the problem +I know the feeling... What about you ?,"Stop repost idiot, we've already seen it" +TIL one of the first things people would see entering ancient Milan from the East was a bas-relief of a woman shaving her pubes.,"But but, I thought it was only a recent fashion and that society had taught men to like girls hair-less !" +"Yeah, because Putin is the one that started the cluster fuck in Syria.","Yep, Americans started Arab spring in Syria." +Hippies selling acid for $1.00 at Woodstock 1969,Hey what the heck my mom says drugs aren't cool +"You don't work on something called the Death Star without knowing what you're getting into. But in all fairness, a lot of it was probably built with slave labor.",The Imperial Freedom Star is the name the Empire gave it before those bloody Rebel terrorists basterdized it. +Kasalanan ni Duterte yan,All hail the God. +Inter Reportedly Interested In Zaba,Hopefully with a swap for Miranda +NANANANANANNANANANAA CANT HEAR YOU MORE BIAS NANANANNANANANANANA NOTHING YOU CAN SAY WILL CHANGE MY MIND,"Yeah, i can see why we would trust russian hackers and a rapist who hates clinton." +Isn't this just the same thing? At least try to be original.,"This is the fucking Reddit, you don't belong here!" +Vicki's ego transforms sexual harassment into flirting.,But she used the term respectfully so it's ok. +"Joke's on you, I'm a manlet and more physically fit than most of my taller skyscraper friends.",lol stfu shortie +"If resorting to personal attacks equates to defeat, then trump lost months ago.","Thanks for the irrelevant political interjection, that's just what this thread needed." +2007? That was the end. When shards had destroyed the scene.,"Nah, pingers got shit and ghb made an appearance" +Terry Funk piledrives a 21 year old Eddie Guerrero on the arena floor,Probably one of his retirement matches +Tell that to the hundreds of mothers in my city who open daycares after having a child. I swear every mother in her mid-twenties to thirties in my city has a Facebook group for their own daycare. Obviously once you shoot a monster out your snatch you are qualified to raise all kinds and any number of other people's monsters too.,Fuckin breeders are just the worst. +You're a big Sith.,For you. +What is a commonly unknown tip people don't know about the Xbox 1?,"If you report people for being better than you, they'll be banned and you don't have to play against them any more!" +"Just like my cousin who insists I am going to give myself diabetes if I don't cut diet soda out of my diet. Uhh, no.",Clearly the beginning of the word diet is in the word diabetes so it has to be related +So FUT really scars?,"*If you're going to scar, scar big*" +Shh. Don't tell Overkill that they have accidentaly changed so jokers takes (almost) zero damage to the health if you ace all the related skill.,QUICK Downvote him +All The Recipes Of The Witches Festival,Oh look another bonus for vampires +camazotz counts as a healer in assault fix pls :),Good thing that this didn't exist on the PTS so they could fix it +More Men Than Women Oppose Female Genital Mutilation In These Countries,But it's cleaner and healthier and it looks better and their religion and it should be the parents choice! +"damn that jacket is pretty fucking cool, im so glad everyone on reddit is getting one",I would be getting one but I always get put on trash teams +Bro really?,"Come on OP, it was just locker room talk and behavior!" +Obama expands his executive power beyond Earth.,That's just what a lizard person would do! +Highlander has no idea what you guys are talking about.,And at this point it's too afraid to ask. +What are the most sexist moments/angles in WWE history?,that's exactly how we move past things +"What a selfish player, scoring all the goals for the team ... Trade him already",Bust. +"I child dies, and somehow you just feel you need to bring in a presidential candidate. Stop it. This has NOTHING to do with AFSA.","Yeah, it's not like that child mattered or anything." +"well the kid admitted that the pills and drugs found were his, not hers. that might have something to do with that",Noooo that couldn't be it. +I'm glad you got your act together in the end,Because getting your act together is totally what you call it when you finally get a job after countless applications and interviews. +"Don't worry, everyone will just bitch about 64 tick instead.",Until we get 512 tick this game will never be competitive +I like our defense,"Yandle, Ekblad, Matheson, Demers Yeah it's *alright* I guess." +"He said 3 DC shows Supergirl, Flash, Legends Do you see something missing?","Yeah, where the hell is Gotham?" +How much?,fuckin +You post all these languages but nothing about Bukkit experience. Knowing the ins and outs of bukkit is probably the most important thing. It would take you a good while to get up to speed with anything if you haven't used bukkit before.,At least we are getting somewhere guru you traitor +That's Benny Hinn. In the 90s my parent's friends lived next to him in a wealthy part of Costa Mesa California. They would often see young escort looking girls frolicking in Benny's pool. He's a total scam.,I have a hard time believing that a preacher would lie to people +"The arrest is public record. As long as they only present the facts i.e. Arrested for, charged with, suspected of, etc. they're under no obligation to retract anything even if the charges are later dropped or a court or jury finds the defendant not guilty.",What if the case is expunged? +Trump gives America chance to correct course,"They forgot to add the major fuck ups, blow it's, and legal troubles that have plagued the conman for decades.-- What's up with that?" +Remember when ever Trump fan challenged everything with: show me anything he's said that was racist? They don't even do that any more.,Words mean nothing. +"There was one particular player (with a ping of around 60, nothing unusual) in a game we had last night that would just note die to a headshot. He played as doc in defense and montagne in attack. He was even admitting in chat that he was seeing the blood, feeling the hits, and wondering why he had taken no damage. There was one end of round kill cam where it showed him eating bullets from a friend of mine (who swears he was headshotting), and then showed him eating bullets from me before killing me. On my screen I prefired exactly on his head (as he was peeking a common spot through a hole in a window I had droned just before this all happened), and a few times throughout the match afterwords I ran into him, headshotted him, got nothing, then either got him down with body shots or ran/died :P There issue based on my playing yesterday seems to have gone from inconsistent, to not happening as often, but being extremely consistent when it does. Or maybe it was just a few strange rounds. Who really knows",It's just a neck shot +pics of new cast!!! cos really this is all we are interested in.,Power Rangers too +Yeah what a load of shit. Kind of a twisted thing to make up too.,"Yeah, if you look at my profile you'll see I have a massive history of making shit up to earn reddit karma." +"Amount and use of the gift does not really matter. Send her flowers, let her know that you will be taking her for dinner at a fancy place. Pick her up in a fancy car if possible like an uber higher version if you dont have access to any. Take her for a nice dinner with a surprise cake. Give a gift that will remind her about the two of you or nice times you have had. Like a photo frame or coffee mug with your photo or some quotes in nice fonts on the mug that are personal.",Would have done all this if we were not living in opposite parts of the country. +Einstein + Stein = Zweistein,Zwei Zwei is a dog in ruby that can shrink size RWBY universe canon in LoT verse +Thank god we haven't seen Sweet Chin Music make its way onto the ice,Not since the Zednik incident. +Atlas Reactor Loot Pack Giveaway,2875 +I'm going to assume this video is not a must watch and Hilary didn't try and ban it.,I see you've been brainwashed by the lamestream media. +You are kinda racist... you know that right,"last time I checked, a server wasn't a race" +"this image was in a news article i was reading on my mobile, each time i moved me eyes towards the image the cars seemed to move. Looked up a bigger version online and i'm seeing the same thing...anyone else? Or is it just that i've just been driving up and down this highway for too long..","Yeah it does for me too, must be about the brain expecting them to be moving or something cause we are so used to it." +Really glad we supported Celtic fans big donations to them,Go to the match in Tel Aviv and wave your Palestinian flags for peace and justice! +Why is everyone in Adelaide obsessed with things that fly over them and make noise?,Name one thing in Adelaide more exciting than something other than a passenger jet flying over our fair town... +ahem.. _some_ europeans..,.#NotAllEuropeans +"Dont delete this, you're most likely past the statute of limitations.",Lol yeah definitely take this as legal advice... +"hillary getting desperate for the millenial votes. but got to say, that was pretty good, they actually hired people that know how to connect to this age group",Aaaaand - /thread +The perfect crime in under 60 seconds!,If it was perfect we wouldn't have seen it. +Affraid of the pizza delivery guy?,Tell him to put it through the window +"Totally just an FYI, not a judgement or anything: that's not what exponentially means. Exponential refers to something which keeps increasing by a fixed factor as something else (i.e. time) progresses. For example, I would say that I get exponentially better at Melee over time if I'm getting e.g. X times as good every Y months. Exponentially is also used more loosely to refer to something where the rate of increase is increasing. In any case, exponentially doesn't mean a lot.",But it's a big word to make him sound smarter +Swedish man stabbed by attacker in clown mask,This is all Americas fault. +Podesta emails show future Clinton cabinet may have already been stitched up by Goldman Sachs & Citi like Obama's was.,Shock of the century +Oh lawd this.... this is pretty awful. Just really really awful. Hideously awful. There isnt a single thing here I think looks anywhere approaching even a playable mark.,Farnham Fables looks great +Why the fuck would aliens care whom you vote for?,To make sure their mind control is working? +My buddy and I lost it when they gave him a 2 minute for roughing. That's got to be a suspension. 3 game?,"It's 2 minutes, cuz the slew footing cancels the boarding, and the instigating cancels out the unsportsmanlike" diff --git a/chunk91.csv b/chunk91.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f1145516b49d6ae138452140322c68a1a0c31fc1 --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk91.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1668 @@ +Input,Output +Guns are popular here. You would think criminals would get smart and just stop trying this kind of dumb shit. But well they're usually pretty dumb.,THEY WERE JUST TRYING TO FEED THEIR KIDS +"60 hps, 3600 hpm.","But the body can't process more than 24hps, no reason for it to be 60" +"Is there a way to stop coyotes and hyenas? Hi, i'm new to Planetside 2, and i was wondering if there was like a way to stop these from hitting my ESF. I watched a few videos that claimed using the nose-gun would help with improving with the ESF but every time i come across these rockets i quickly find myself looking at the re-spawn screen. Any tips or help is appreciated.",Shame the pilot using them in yell chat +Blaming the victim for thief's injury unfair | Toronto & GTA | News,"Great, lets just apply this logic to rape victims too while we are at it..." +Just got the latest update.... where did my buddy go?,Niantic took it as a fuck you +~Free BTC giveaway ~ Pick a number between 1 and 5000. Winner gets $100. Rules You can not pick a number more than once. Your post must contain only **one** number,422 +and they killed whites pretty fast for that time ^^,Racist. +The two party system.,"Don't encourage people to vote for anything other than Hillary or Trump though, they'd just be throwing their votes away." +"Faithful church member here. I just moved to Utah from Colorado where I'm proud to say that I voted in favor of legalizing MJ. From what I saw it's been largely good for the state of CO. The negatives, I believe, will work themselves out over time, and mainly come from being one of the only states with legal MJ. When more states adopt this policy most negatives will go away IMO. I've had this argument with many church members over the years, but I believe (as the church teaches) in free agency. I choose to follow the word of wisdom, but if I chose not to follow it (as I once did for many years of my life), then it won't matter if it's legal or not. I'll still find it. But then I'll be breaking a victim-less law that will further destroy my life when I get caught. I say legalize it, and take all the tax payer money we will save from ending the practice of incarcerating thousands of people and put it into programs to help those that want to stop using and turn their lives around.",Well those sound like very reasonable argument's but my church has done my thinking for me +"You guys probably have stupidly thin winter clothes. If you can wear a beanie in anything above 45F, it's probably not what you'd wear in a real winter. I saw a lot of this from Californians that moved to upstate NY for college. Their cold stuff wasn't suitable for October, never mind February. Thickness doesn't necessarily mean warm, either. I have a pretty thin North Face that's fine on its own above 20f. A hoodie underneath it is fine until it gets below zero. Really, there's no thing as cold, just shitty clothes, up to a point. Fuck everything about -20F weather...",SU? +TIL The average baseball game has about 18 minutes of action and is 90% standing around,Yeah but it's all action condensed in 18 minutes! +Pence said this morning that he had spoken to Trump and there would be a big announcement today with proof that he is absolutely innocent of this abhorrent behavior.... Have any of you all seen the proof yet? I sure have not.,Maybe 'the media' is just not reporting the proof of innocence +First sentence. Convenience. No wires is great. I can have my phone in the kitchen and walk around the house listening to music with Bluetooth earphones.,Or I can have my phone in my pocket and walk around the house listening to music with my wired earphones ! +Militia members arrested in alleged mosque attack plot,Why won't the GOP say Radical Christian Terrorism? +"Just a tip: keep in mind that if you buy a used controller without seeing it in person, it's nigh impossible to tell how worn the stick boxes are. Worn stick boxes are a result of use, and result in play within the stick; i.e., the stick can wobble around. This is problematic for a number of reasons, and in extreme cases renders the controller stick(s) nonfunctional. Also, I have yet to find quality aftermarket stick box replacements :(. The stick caps themselves aren't a big deal though, they're like $1-2 and a few minutes of your time to replace with a tri-wing screwdriver ($2 tool). You can also add notches yourself with a steady hand and some patience, and a file/dremel. Good luck!","Thanks, that's why I definitely want a new controller... And I don't trust myself for doing the notches.. not really a DIY-man haha !" +"Not the case really. I used to shoot at a 160 acre shooting range. They'd been there for something like 80 years, but in the last 20 years fancy developments had sprung up around it. That's in part because most of the shooting range land is picturesque wooded hills and people loved the view. Now people complain all of the time about the sound of gunfire and have tried to sue to have it shut down despite knowing their new McMansion was built right next to a range. The sound is truly minimal and it's a rural area, if they shut down the range people would still be hunting there. The guy who runs the place told me that it was all really cheap farmland when they started it, and if they'd known it was an issue they would have just bought 400 acres, but somehow I think people would still complain.",Are you talking about a certain rod and gun club in the SF Bay Area? +Something about islam and mohammed.,"Oh, so clearly a Trump supporter." +SC is aware. Get it while the gettin's good.,"Yup, I'm attempting this right now" +We're probably sick of seeing and hearing about how good our team could be.,We should be 5-1! +I hang out on /pol/ a lot I know exactly how anti Semites talk. The fact is Hilary literally gave a speech to a room full of literal international bankers where she said she didn't believe in borders.,There you go again with the antisemitism again... +Actually it's 4.5 world wide,"But when you consider the fact that half of the world is female, its more like nine inches" +If the Cowboys don't have Smith at LT. That is Donald Trump huge. Clay would have a huge game.,YUGE! +Fingers crossed!... *For 83 theory confirmation*,When you know 87 was already confirmed +No coach in the NHL would ever put the 3rd best point producer on the 4th line to start a season and the idea that Willie can spread out the offense is very stupid. Calgary is going to light this team up tomorrow night while Willie nervously rocks behind the bench.,"Yeah, if only we had an answer to the greatest generational talent of our time: Michael Ferland." +LF2M ToO nightstalker ~1400 ELO 10+ flawless runs. Looking for a good team that knows what they doing. Leave class / PSN,cambein97 hunter +"Cave art as much as 14,500 years old has been pronounced the most spectacular and impressive ever discovered on the Iberian peninsula.",Man I can't wait until ISIS finds and destroys it. +"Post-Game Thread: Edmonton Oilers (5) @ Calgary Flames (3) ##Flames with points: Name | Goals | Assists --|--|-- Frolik | 1 | 0 Monahan | 1 | 0 Jokipakka | 1 | 0 Backlund | 0 | 1 Engelland | 0 | 1 Gaudreau | 0 | 1 Versteeg | 0 | 1 ##Goalie: Name | GA | SV% --|--|-- Elliott | 4 | .857% ##1st period: Score | Goal | Assists --|--|-- 1-0 CGY | Monahan | Gaudreau, Engelland 1-1 TIE | McDavid | Eberle, Russell 2-1 CGY | Frolik | Backlund ##2nd period: Score | Goal | Assists --|--|-- 2-2 TIE | Eberle (PP) | McDavid, Draisaitl ##3rd period: Score | Goal | Assists --|--|-- 3-2 EDM | Draisaitl (PP) | Lucic, McDavid 4-2 EDM | Letestu (SH) | unassisted 4-3 EDM | Jokipakka | Versteeg 5-3 EDM | Draisaitl (2)(EN) | Lucic| ______________________________ ##3 STARS ##1: McDavid ##2: Backlund ##3: Eberle",Dammit Johnny that's what you get for playing hooky at training camp! +"i saw it in Luke Cage too, thought that was a cool kinda crossover thing",ITS ALL CONNECTED +Nice way to pull weeds!,Sifting the wheat from the tares. +Does he even think you had good start to chance ideas down but he did?,His ideas been chances start down good but I do da fuck we swing? +For the surface fleet....,What a bunch of fucking winners. +Jesus Christ. That's Jason Bourne.,"Was looking for this comment, was as happy as expected" +Brofresco is being dynamically boosted.,"Hmm always thought he was a good enough player, damn thats a shame" +TIL white people created germs.,Yup haven't you heard of the plague +"Fucking lul, no headphone jack. Truly we live in the darkest timeline.",Stephen Harper never won re-election so not quite +Rayquaza vs. Keldeo deck raffle! Hi people! This is my second deck raffle after the first one got deleted. **Rules** Choose a random number from 1 to 256 Tell me your favorite Pokemon. ONLY ONE top level comment per person please. Whoever says the random number first gets the deck!,114 Lucario +"My wife passed this at Cameron and 51st, about 20 minutes ago...",That is the most Austin thing ever to happen +On what basis?,He's foreign. +PUGS Explain to me why every time I pug on ESEA. I get matched against Main players and Rank A players when I am C+ and have a shit RWS. I thought ranks were there for a reason. It seems they are there for looks. Fucking shit system if you ask me.,They're always gonna tell you about their amazing hidden elo system that's obviously working incredibly well. +"**Bold predictions:** - Whiteside League MVP - Spo Coach of the Year - TJ Sixth Man of the Year - Winslow Most Improved - We win 62 games, but lose to the Warriors in six.",I think tj got better chance at most improved +"I just wanna add a shout-out to the devs for posting that. I have **NEVER** seen a developer comment like that about their own game. (I played what we created this week, took over a work week's of time. These are the things I want to change / fix.) Has anyone ever seen a game where someone posts these three things? W We're discussing what we think about the statements / game, but I am just in awe about the fact that such statements were made. holy cow!","I think it's very common to do playtests, but complete playthroughs can be pretty rare (only a couple times through development) and usually not by the devs but by dedicated testers." +"Homerism aside... 3 rings, proven postseason clutchness and putting the team on his back, has enough stat volume. Whichever writers withhold their vote for him are putting their feelings about the DH ahead of the player's merits, which strikes me as unbelievably petty.",Hall of Fame voters in baseball are never petty though. +Martellus Bennett admits there's one thing he doesn't like about Tom Brady,This is unacceptable...He needs to be cut as soon as possible +"If penalties are the great detriment to your team, and 4th quarter collapses are the doom of theirs, and one team managed to overcome their demons against the other, what does it mean?",It means the Broncos are going to the Super Bowl obviously +"ESPN College Gameday Show Thread If you want a little ting in your tang tang, you can discuss and post anything related to the show (signs, screencaps, videos, etc) here.","Ohio State doesn't have away games, only home games in a different stadium." +"Hillary Clinton called Mexicans taco bowls, blacks super predators, and hugged and kissed an ex member of kkk and called him her mentor",But that doesn't make Trump look bad +Driver cuts me off to cut off left turners,thats a badly design intersection +That only 8% of profit from the pink gear actually goes to breast cancer research. NFL pockets the rest. Fuck them,Well how else do you expect them to make any money? +All is kind of stretching it huh,"No, all white men deserve to be castrated and locked up" +"I know this woman, she's a friend of a friend, who's about 5'10, late 20s, long blonde hair, built like a model, legs for miles, always dressed well, perfect hair and make-up. Really nice person, kind and approachable, intelligent, well-travelled, successful. She's also perpetually single. She has as much trouble finding a good man as the rest of us. As you said, being an attractive woman is no guarantee of finding a good relationship, just like being unattractive is no guarantee that you'll be alone forever.",She's probably just too shallow and wont go for a nice guy. +And how is he supposed to get decent farm then,20 minute midas works wonders +So Shane knows he's the backdoor target and is just gonna sit back and let it happen?,America is on his side didn't you hear? +So Shane knows he's the backdoor target and is just gonna sit back and let it happen?,Why play the game when you think America is in the palm of your hands? +"Come on Cincy, make me a doctor!!",A current student just posted on SDN stating the decisions will be out Monday :( +"They do in city limits, my bad saying highways.","Stop smoking pot, then you'd get it right ya hippie!" +Asian's Movie Market Is Expanding - Through Casting Hollywood Stars,But white washing... +100% agree. Also I think people are mistaking pole dancing with stripping. They definitely won't be stripping in the Olympics.,Then why bother? +yes my mobo does have 2 x16 slots.. however when ever you sli they run at x8 speeds anyway. its been like that since i can remember. With xfire 6970s and my sli 680 classifieds,If your CPU has the 40 lanes available and your mobo has 2 x16 slots then they will run in x16/x16. +"I keep hearing complaining about a rumored $300-350 NX Price tag... but why? I personally see nothing wrong with that price tag, or an even higher one if an amazing bundle is going to be an option. Perhaps someone who sees this as an issue can explain why it's such a bad thing?",#Stop being poor. +Happy to see she's calling this a terror plot. So far the media has been too scared to label this terrorism.,"Silly goose, white people can't be terrorists, just mentally ill." +Uh oh? Does that mean Trump has any polls left to point to?,"He's still got his precious, precious Ras* *the only pollster that really matters" +Wait how do you dash so fast?!? Is there no cooldown if you get a hit? Have I been using genii wrong?,Dash cooldown resets after a kill. +White girl in Houston crosses street in fear of safety -- Gold tooth Black men shoot and rob her. No media outrage. Imagine the races reversed.,i see the relevance of the gold teeth +For attacking an ally right? Spain?,For making a move in his mother 15 years before. +Kryssie is bashing the Plastics so much right now. Calling them trashy and bitches. All of this because they shuffles her bag that had dirty clothes and now she feels violated. I cannot stand this girl. Please do us all a favor and self evict.,She wouldn't do that because america's rooting for her she couldn't let us down +"my portal 3 theroy i think there will be a orange box 3 in it will contain portal 3 half life 3 and something like portal life 3. portal life 3 will be immediately after the events of portal 2, chell will escape but will either be captured by the combine or will meet up with the other characters. it will be relatively short game (a hour or 2) they will then decide the only thing that could defeat the combine is the only thing that has done it before. GLaDoS now portal 3 starts, chell needs to convince glados to help defeat the combine or at least shelter chell. something will then happen in aperture laboratories causing chell to have to run tests again half life 3 starts and gordon must do something in aperture labs but glados hasn't deleted caroline completely and has a inbuilt aggression to the black mesa team (she might see the logo or something) causing Gordon to have to rescue the scientist and then steal some kind of tech from glados. (a wormhole generator or something) theres probably something ive overlooked, say your opinions in the comments",I think you dropped something: +Hurricanes were created to kill non-whites.,Ever notice how awful winters seem to only target places where white people live? +"Let's not act like his double was anything but luck, same with ethiers hr right there",hustle isn't luck last time i checked big guy +Fuck It I'm Going Genji And then the best play + save I've done yet,Totally doesn't meed a nerf that was very fair. +"What's nerfed about genji? i haven't played since like the summer, what's nerfed about him? Wasn't it something with his jump?","Cannot double jump, wall climb, double jump" +#WomenWhoVoteTrump Explain Why Exactly They're Voting for Donald Trump,I'm not a racist! +The playoff committee definitely might by then,"We play fsu in two weeks, if we win and finish undefeated I guarantee u we finish top 3." +Thousands Of Star Wars Fans Sign Petition For 'Old Republic' Netflix Series,"Yes, that's how all great movies and series are first born: not due to a writer/director's passion and ideas, but public request" +"You wouldn't vote against the HEAVEN Act, would you?! ;P","With the way America runs its health care system, Heaven doesn't seem too far away!" +"Abu Ghraib photos, prisoners's personal experiences, eyewitness testimony","But remember, we're the good guys" +Scientists just broke a fusion world record - and it lifts the bar for clean energy potential,"WOW, in 20 years we'll have unlimited amount of energy" +Qantas has done the same,Sounds like something Qantus would do. +I wonder if that guy has seen the size of the battery in the average smart phone. I get the impression he hasn't.,Maybe they use the elusive Quantum Stealth light bending material to hide the other components +Except for when the government requires it to be the same.,Sounds like the Land of the Free to me. +And he sticks the landing!,"obviously cheat, sturer emil cannot shoot this accurately" +LIPPENSTIFTLADESTATION,"Akustisch hatte ich es verstanden, danke." +"Grimoire Gwent Most of us would love to the have the Grimoire cards more front and centre, and particularly available in-game - but how cool would it be if they were turned into some kind of Witcher 3-esque Gwent style mini game? People would then be more a lot more concerned about their Grimoire score and would hunt down particular cards. Success could unlock emblems, shaders etc. in game or even convert to in-game currency with betting against other players which opens up trading possibilities. Dare I say, you could even open up the inside of our jumpships to allow you to 'visit' another player and compete in the mini-game. (suggestion)",Just another way for me to lose to somebody that went to the lighthouse. +just in time for summer! lucky you..,"That's okay, I live in Michigan right now so I'm used to the heat." +Never forget that not all people working at the MSM are bad people. A lot of them have no other choice. They need a paycheck.,"Yeah I feel so sorry for the news media, they are the real victims in this." +"My CSGO is fckd. beyond repair, how can i completly delete it + cloud data? My CSGO is fckd. beyond repair, how can i completly delete it + cloud data?",Hack install went wrong i see +"This is the same magazine that thought the Wii Sensor Bar actually had infrared sensors in it despite being light as a feather, I wouldn't expect them to keep up with trends.",So THAT'S why my crt is so heavy +"Hes doing it wrong, if the girl wants to date somebody then it means theres a door somewhere in the wall.","No no no, you have to brute force her wall of emotions down to the ground until she's broken and unstable, only then will you get with her." +The Financial Times is socialist? What exactly are you smoking and where can I get some of it? :D,Just last week there was an op-ed calling on workers to seize the means of production. +too many tsm fans here :) they dont realise how bad tsm played compared to others and thats why they will never say they played bad im an IMT fan and flamed then for not being able to get to worlds even through 2 extremly good splits :D they played bad af and i dont know why they suddenly sucked but thats how it is.. TSM fans seem to be somewhat.. braindead? idk ;D,"but dude, the food was bad, the weather was shit, they felt unsafe outside, the players were ill, intel was leaked, its not their fault :'(" +"Accomplishments are only good when the Soviet Union does them. Otherwise they are meaningless or bourgeois tripe. My favorite is people who insist that the Soviet Union won the space race. Not only does it ignore the fact that the space race ended in a draw, but it takes the most impressive feat of engineering in history that provided knowledge, a cognitive paradigm shift, and new technologies and understanding of our universe, and suggests that it was Irrelevant. Boring. American exceptionalism. Plus it sweeps some *other* firsts that the US achieved under the rug.",The bourgie imperialists faked the moon landing. +"The Smart Cover keyboard didn't do it for me. I didn't like the feeling of typing in it, nor the one height/angle for standing it up. I have an apple Bluetooth keyboard when I have the space for it, or yes, the on screen keyboard. I'm messing around with a mechanical keyboard, but I don't know if I can get it to work (yet).","You might already know this, If your keyboard is USB get the USB 3 to lightning adapter and a wired keyboard should work like a champ" +What about people in full Confederate morphsuits?,"Oh, those are real muricans" +It's like speaking German in the Netherlands,"Dutch, Deutsche, close enough, right?" +What's the most expensive item you have?,My time. +NEW ENGLAND WORST REDZONE DEFENSE IN THE NFL PATRIOTS,"Right, so awful, I hate this defense." +lf2m WoTM fresh chillhax,"Psheri22, 352 Titan" +Google Pixel 3d wallpaper demo video by B-Reel,SMS support? +I think the Rams guy stole it in the pile.,Dirty ass rams. +Trump's supporters are a vocal minority.,But Facebook likes and youtube comments :( +"It's funny, because when you see his rallies there are thousands of supporters. Even when he came to my home town there were many supporters - and no issues. I see many Trump signs, bumper stickers, etc. On social media I have over 50 people who Like Trump, whereas 3 Like Hillary, and that seems to be a common trend among people I've talked to from all different backgrounds. Yet the drivel is still pushed en masse via CNN and other media outlets. Trump said this and Trump said that, yet never a single negative things about Clinton. Isn't that weird? I know Trump isn't a perfect candidate, but neither is Hillary, yet they make her look like the gold standard of a politician. And some people say they're not biased lol.",Your Facebook friends and experience = all americans +Man high on PCP in Chicago beats female police officer unconscious and tries to fight off other Police,"Ah, good ol PublicFreakout with its excellent political commentary" +Reporter who said F**k it and promoted legalization is facing 54 years in prison for running the Alaska Cannabis Club,That'll teach her not to consume that deadly plant! +How is that not a penalty?,Didn't grab the facemask +"I'm surprised the debates haven't devolved to this yet. Each candidate just yelling their name, trying to be louder than the other.",POP POP! +Hundreds of thousands of redditors can relate.,Get on my karma level bro. +The map of countries who take the least offence,"Yeah, America doesn't have the most developed #triggered pc culture." +"Hey, i'm trying to get into listening to Blind Guardian. What songs should i listen to? I love The bard's song, lord of the rings and Sacred Worlds. Got any more songs i might enjoy?",Yes. +CNN claims that it's illegal to read Wikileaks and you can only get your information of the leaks from them,Because CNN is a holy authority of unbiased news coverage +Trump is tweeting polling places are rigged.,So why Is he participating in this corrupt system +"2016 Week 6: Kansas City Chiefs (2-2) @ Oakland Raiders (4-1) [](#KC) @ [](#OAK) Location: Oakland Alameda County Coliseum, Oakland CA Game time: Sunday, October 16, 1:05pm Pacific (4:05 pm ET) TV channel: CBS Radio: 95.7 The Game, 98.5 KFOX (Greg Papa, Tom Flores) Odds: Raiders are 1-point favorites Match-up history: Chiefs lead series 57-51-2, at Raiders 25-30-1 , Streak - Chiefs 3-straight. Last loss 2014. Announcers: Kevin Harlan, Rich Gannon",Maybe they'll have a better home field advantage in Vegas +Shitty jewfro,"Same, I rock the short on the sides long on the top jewfro tho, it kind of works but kind of doesnt" +Saving a car at over 175 MPH..,"Its amazing that in a race that consists solely of going straight and turning left, this guy failed so hard at going straight yet was able to perform a pretty spectacular recovery." +Cheering an injury. I now see why this place doesn't sell out.,But it's Corey perry! +Pero si se sacan mala nota los estigmatizas.,"papa, acordate de poner el" +Dresses like a hobo and weird facial hair? Probably just a hipster.,"Maybe, god damn hipsters." +"I just dont get it - I am just like the person with the cool hat on in this picture. I am really nice, I treat girls right... But they never give me what I want when I want it. Le sigh nice guys finish last","Like I tell girl's that they're pretty all the time but my dick is so dry, I just don't understand." +There's plenty of home grown canadians who are just a stupid as these people. I dont think ethnicity or being an immigrant has anything to do with it.,"You are totaly wrong, that's why all the people in [Canada] Videos here are muslims" +Republican HQ in Orange County firebombed,Someone just left their Samsung plugged in. +When gendered things go too far...,"YOU SJWS DONT UNDERSTAND, IT'S NECESSARY BECAUSE REASONS" +President Trump: Animals representing Hillary Clinton and Dems in North Carolina just firebombed our office in Orange County because we are winning @NCGOP,But if it wasn't for THEIR BEHAVIOR we wouldn't behave this way. +"This is why we can't have a direct democracy. I mean, Trump snuck through the filters, but imagine EVERY candidate being like him. The American public cannot be trusted to vote for a good president, because most of us don't even have any fucking clue how our government even functions. Trump is only popular because he tosses memberberries at his supporters. He uses nostalgia to bait bitter, feeble boomers and sheltered neckbeards.",People are so stupid they can't be trusted to vote right they're all just sheep democracy doesn't work because I'm smarter than everyone I know better +Os-weil-er you fuck-ing suck (Nationwide jingle),Need-ed Moretime un-der Man-ing +An Interview With the Most Hated Man on the Internet,ANOTHER Trump interview? +Any particular reason?,Research later found that it didn't increase her pleasure. +Thanks to me,"Ah, the old Texas switch." +What am I looking at?,Art +Hurry someone choose a scapegoat for this thread to rail on.,Still Ward's fault. +"I guess then you don't watch TV, don't listen to music, don't watch movies...all of those people are partaking in hobbies as you call it. Maybe we should cut subsidies to mechanics - after all, making hot rods and fixing cars is a hobby as well. By the way, if you want to attack government loans for a degree, why not go after natural therapy ones?","Yes, it's obvious shows like GOT are made without the services of creatives" +"OK, which one of you did this?","OH SHIT, I'VE BEEN EXPOSED." +Wish more people knew this.,nah man we need to overreact like it's the end of the world. +"Mai bine nu ar mai fuma pe strada ca niste terminati. Sunt fumator, dar nu ii suport pe ratatii astia. Nici nu vreau sa ma gandesc la nefumatori cum se simt.","Da, ce naiba, pot sa fumeze in localuri pana la urma nu?" +I don't think they do stunts. Not their thing.,Their birthday anniversary was totally one though +Except for the fact that a majority of those Mexican's can't vote and Romney won it by 16 points.,Well duh Romney is of Mexican heritage (his father was born in Mexico). +Vladimir Putin dismisses US hacking allegations as 'playing the Russian card',He whipped out the Russian thing again. +I didn't get 100% on the first part but did get 100% on the second bit.. So far.,wow u most know a lot about the scene then +"Seems the only one who doesn't see your beauty Is the face in the mirror looking back at you You walk around here thinking you're not pretty But that's not true, cause I know you... KPP - 2 Zypher - 0 ze","In hind sight, kinda helps to show up to the game" +TIL a girl who had half of her brain removed at age 8 grew up to earn a Master's degree and become a speech pathologist,OP might just have found some compelling evidence trump has less than half a brain. +"Not really, unless she's fat or something else that she did to herself. If someone's just ugly it's not like they wasted anything because they had nothing to start with.","oops," +The Imam still needs to eat. I wouldn't look at paying him as a reward so much as the understanding that it will be difficult to take care of his community if he can not take care of his family.,He can eat in the akhirat ^ +"Rasmussen Utah poll: Trump 30, McMullin 29, Clinton 28, Johnson 5",Yup looks like Hillary is rigging the vote for McMullin in Utah +"What I'm not seeing in the comments, is the simple fact that if the media has obtained these classified documents. A normal citizen is protected under the 1st amendment just as the press is. What scares me is the amount of people who do not even know the basics of our rights. Honestly, I think it's too late for a turn around.",Hopefully we kill ourselves off before spreading the scourge of humanity throughout the universe. +And declarations by UNESCO,Or a Modi signature! +"Oh god. Just what we need, another conspiracy fantasy.","He is dead, and he has been replaced by a computer generated facsimile, that is why nobody ever sees him in public anymore." +"You're right, not all student sections are created equally",Parting of the Red Tees +"no, there is no secret or shortcut to unlocking access to womens' bodies. go to therapy and work on your social problems, and then you will meet people organically. but it still won't be 'easy.' women aren't a prize and don't just give it up for a guy because he meets random social markers. we're people.","If only women weren't actually people, but robots or dolls, and I could make them have sex with me..." +What's racist about it? The emloyees are active participants in all their shenanigans.,Because employing sassy black women is racist. +How the MLS used to take penalties,This is actually still done in a lot of high schools in the US +"The real question is whether the embassy still has internet access if it does, then perhaps rather than speculating folks could ask why Ecuador decided to sever his connectivity. Likely they were pressured by the US govt to do so, though I have to be honest I'm blown away this has happened before.",As a system administrator I can say with certainly that down time ***never*** happens at inopportune moments. +"Slang for asshole. Since gay bottoms don't have a pussy, they combine butt and pussy to make bussy. It's defined over at urban dictionary.","I'm bisexual and I've never heard this before, but I have called my partner's ass his shit pussy, which he loves." +"one of the dirtiest plays i have seen , the worst party is he intentionally went in at a angle !",Nah he just tripped +Maybe its just me and my windows mobile. Sorry fellas.,Windows has mobile? +"Only problem I can think of is overheating. If you clean the dust frequently and don't live in Oman, there's nothing to worry about.",Just wrap it in a comforter to keep the sand out +I love how there is a bottle of water just next to Jesus.,Let's just say it won't stay water for long +Nice too see that the right of the party has hi-jacked identity politics from the left.,That was a good way to dismiss the validity of their point. +"Best hotels to stay at near Rogers arena? My girlfriend and I and going to the Canucks vs Blackhawks game in November and are going to stay the night. I have been to many games but this is my first time staying at a hotel after the game. Which one would you suggest? My budget is around $150- $200 per night. I know the sandman is close, any opinions on that?",The Ivanhoe +"Seriously though, these citizens rights were violated for years, someone should pay for that. This double standard B.S. needs to stop, and the officials who made this happen should have to stand trial for illegal operations using taxpayer money, or something.",Just start spying on the government to show them how it feels. +I ordered Live in Makuhari,"Man, those Callieists sure know how to (shit)post." +Bullies throw eggs at younger teenagers,absolutely hilarious... +One of the easiest (and most effective) ways you can stop Donald Trump,Fire bomb his campaign and get the Democrats to pay for the repairs. +You can get to it via *Manage Plan*. I don't know why they decided to make it so hard to find.,I had to email customer service to figure it out.... Glad to see that I'm not the only one who thought it's overly difficult to find where to buy a phone. +"If you're physically able, I'm not plunging your shit plugged toilet unless it's my fault... no matter how much I love someone, it's generally not enough to deal with shit unless they just can't physically plunge for themselves. And two, I would find it extremely creepy if someone handed me a box of tampons and said You start today.","But that's women's place, dontyaknow." +Isn't it wonderful how the DNC employ the mentally ill.,"Doing GODS work, they are!" +"Ohey, this is still a thing lol whaddup?",not quite the alive thing though +"The American People are the most slacker bosses out there. Imagine if you could always get away with accomplishing nothing at your job by telling your boss it's because Chris in accounting is a dick. And then Chris in accounting could just tell his boss *you're* a dick, and bot have of you get to keep taking drunken naps in the break room while your bosses threaten to kill one another.",Do you work at Walmart or on Wall Street? +I once heard about a radio star being killed by a video... Tough stuff...,Oh shit. +"can we take a moment to appreciate how much better syn is? Holy shit. On albums, he's always been amazing. But live, I find its kind of hit or miss, especially with the harder solos. But that was back then. Nowadays he's just consistently fucking shredding like he's in the studio and I can't say I'm not 100% impressed.","When I saw them in September, he fucked up the intro to Hail to the King and Shadows stopped the song, made us laugh at him, then made him play it for like 2 minutes before he let Brooks hit the ride to continue the song." +We don't take our shoes off in the temple to show respect. We take off our shoes to protect the rugs.,"Well, when they cost $17000, gotta keep them lookin' good." +they're chastising him for saying the Treyvon Martin killing was justified. Isn't that the opinion of the American Justice System? Otherwise wouldn't Zimmerman have been convicted? Apparently you can't have faith that the justice system works if it goes against accepted media opinion.,"The legal system never fails.. Except all those false rape accusations, those are a big deal!" +But deft is only good at teamfights and is shit at laning,Yeah Bang and Wolf definitely looked like shit in lane against Uzi Mata +Jacob Wolf more often than not is wrong. He assumes things and click baits the hell out of every article because he makes bank every time one of his stupid articles makes it to the front page of this sub.,He is always partially correct +"Is there a chance that the Warriors are just THAT good and win 75+ Obviously, looking into it, it would seem as though they wouldn't push guys some nights/injuries will happen and everything, so they shouldn't win more than last year. But on the other hand, watching their preaseason game, they could be just that insanely good. KD with all this space? Holy crap.","If they win less than 73, does that mean KD and Zaza have a negative combined WAR?" +Melania Trump: Donald Trump was 'egged on' into 'boy talk',"If anyone can prove that Donald Trump doesn't objectify women, it's Melania Trump." +"Look over at the sidebar and look at the rule Don't be a dickhead. I am removing your comment for now. If you continue to break this rule, or any other rule, it will result in a permanent ban. And yes, I know this comment was made 3 months ago.","Haha checking out your subs best rn, great to stumble upon this" +"Which is why when the next one came out, the cover art only said Call of Duty MW3. They wouldn't even let them spell it out","Well, IW was gutted after MW2 and they went and made Titanfall since they had been wanting to make a sci-fi game since CoD4." +"Imagine that, strategy...",Strategy is just a form of vote rigging. +"I stopped watching half way through season 3. One was amazing, and two was pretty good. Maybe it's gotten better but I've moved on",I loved hearing Ragnar's full name every time someone spoke to him. +De-gaying lesbian porn? Haha. Don't know what that means but I'm laughing my ass off lol,"Because lesbian porn should not be confused with gay porn, cuz... you know... gay porn is icky, and lesbian porn isn't." +I got your sarcasm,I shoulda put the +It's only a car.,and the GOP office firebombed was only an office. +Relaxing on the set of Temple of Doom (1983),Annnnd which one of them is the only one that looks happy to be there? +"Population change in Canada, 1901-2001",there are still only like 30 people up there... right? +Whoever Faber's fighting in a title fight is black. Always bet on black.,Sure renan has some dark skin but I wouldn't go as far as to say he is black. +Sosa take notes on how I play pit~,"*Sees post* I'm out of sabre clips, I'll check it out *Sees gif* Looks like I'm still out of Sabre clips" +Official Post Game Thread New York Jets vs Arizona Cardinals.,Geno 11-5 hype? +Just a spry 59.,That makes it so much better. +"Ugh, you laugh track haters need to get real. I could write an essay about why laugh tracks (ie: filming before an audience in a studio and recording their genuine reactions) totally contributes to the appeal and genuine enjoyment of a traditional sitcom. It's not there to tell morons when to laugh. Imagine you went to see a comedic play and you were the only one in the audience. Would you laugh much?? It works in some shows and not others. Traditional sitcoms are filmed like theatrical performances (literally, they are filmed in theaters with audiences). Of course it wouldn't work with a mockumentary or Peep Show or something but I think railing against laugh tracks is just a way that people have found to make themselves feel like they have better taste and are superior. In other words....go jack off to a Stewart Lee DVD.",Plus it subliminally makes me feel like less of a lonely jackass when I'm laughing like a fool all alone and my dogs are just staring at me. +"It really is the same situation. ByuN is definitely good, but this GSL was probably not at the same skill level as previous ones.","Yes, the players in gsl open seasons and 2011 were better." +MLG Kamen Rider Ex-Aid,I'm sorry. +"Just a little reminder Hey guys, just wanted to give a little reminder that it's not the best idea to ride solo. I've done it, everyone I know has done it, but keep it to a minimum. The reason I'm saying this is my best friend was in a accident in a area he is very familiar with. Knocked him out cold, and he has lost all memory for about a 5-10 time span. Thankfully someone saw him sitting on the ground and came to help. He was told his bike was about 25 ft away and he doesn't remember a single thing. He ended up with a severe concussion, bruised lung and very sore. Thankfully he was wearing a higher end helmet which took a lot of the force. I guess I'm just writing this because we all get used to doing things like this. I won't ride that hard, just a quick putt (which is what he said). I know it might sound dramatic but I could have lost my best friend over something stupid like that, and that shit freaks me out. I've already seen people die from the same situation. He just got lucky. So especially for the new riders in here, even with 20+ years of riding things still go wrong. Be safe.","If you have an iPhone text your mom, dad, best friend, whoever it may be that hey I'm going riding and I'm sharing my location with you and then enable location sharing so they can see where you are at if something bad does happen." +Halloween event - Pumpinks drop was nerfed?,"Yea, 2 shoes and no Essence/Pumpkin drops, this event is rigged and ruined everything." +no but i had nothing better to do considering i couldn't play the game lol,go buy yourself a discounted infinite warfare that's clearly the better game +Nein!,There's some Austrian right there +Then why the hell am I being threatened by both Trump and Clinton supporters?,Shut you goddamn mouth +This is reposted every other day and the fact that there are comments on this and people not calling it out makes me think they are different accounts of the same person just reposting the comments from the parent post that was successful.,I never saw it so I guess I'm either OP in my sleep or just so good that I post good comments everytime! +"yeah but state mandated safety inspections are a scam, why should i have to have a functional components that ensure proper operation and safety?",They clearly work +"ESFs should never have been given A2G ability, aside from shooting noseguns at ground targets. A2G should have been the role of Libs and Valks from the start. Because FUCK HORNETS.",Good that we had the valk since the start of the game. +Noice,Meta +"So is CNN, and yet here we are with CNN on the front page.",If you can't tell the difference then you're completely delusional... +"What is a man, but a miserable pile of secrets?!",Yes. +"Quick reminder; OCs are ORIGINAL characters So after seeing someone ship their recolor with Ballora, I felt like i really needed to address this. No, I'm not saying that you can't have the exact same animal species or something, but at least change things a bit instead of recoloring Mangle to blue and naming it Blangle. Good examples of OCs? Popgoes and Candy, both unique animals that weren't thought of before. Lockjaw (kind of) because that may turn out to be genuinely terrifying (okay, not really). But if you come up to me and say that you don't want me to steal your recolor of Funtime Freddy, I swear I will Anyway, just felt like this needed to be said. ^^^Grhv ^^^d ^^^grqxw ^^^frxqw ^^^dv ^^^dq ^^^RF?",BuT My OH seE is orginel he's name iz Yoxy the fox and hes a good gay and he haLps the nitgurd he is fowxy but hes black ahnd geren +"Wrong, just the first time the media has cared. Our radio guy hasn't said your team name in over a decade",Well we haven't been relevant in a decade so there's no surprise there. +"You mean like the lowest exchange rates? Inflation rising? 590 billion dollars most likely not coming to the UK when we leave.. Yeah totally in a great spot now, but hey! Atleast we took our country back..","Why do you need food or money, when we have all the independence and sovereignty you could possibly want?" +Write Off,Have you tried re-flashing OOS? +Red Dead Redemption 2 NOT Coming to PC,Guess they don't want my money. +Buying stuff from your country makes you racist,I'm sure the money you spend on their products will be directly used to help the people that need it and not taken by the corrupt companies that oppress them +Sooo.... it's not launching on PC? I'm not buying it.,"Dude, just buy a console, then you can play it on release." +Your Rank: Winner,"Nice, but I would have subbed out the Isis for a wood slime" +I'd still rather have a rushed port exist than none at all.,"Ah yes, the common refrain heard when AK released" +"It didn't seem that way from the message, the message was a how-was-your-day kinda thing.",How-was-your-day + bring some whips = totally not sexual at all +r/Guildwars2funny material there.,"yep, that's an active sub" +"1 year clean from heroin today, thank you Trees!","careful, weed is a gateway drug" +I remember that day fondly...,IT WAS A BLOCKING FOUL! +Report: New MacBook Pros still coming this month w/ USB-C &amp; no MagSafe,I wonder if they'll be courageous and tell us we don't need a 3.5mm jack because everyone who listens to audio on their Mac uses Bluetooth anyways. +I'm from Alaska and Sarah Palin threw the opening pitch for opening ceremonies for Little League. As I was leaving I walked past her and she grabbed my hat off my head and signed it without asking. The confused 12 year old me took my hat back and scurried off before realizing the governer just signed my hat.,She just ruined a perfectly good hat. +Good job Google.. Home run. Take note Samsung.,"Oh, they've already taken back plenty of Notes." +What do you miss the most from the 1990s?,Clinton in the White House +According to my guilds BM hunter they are a spec that will be scaling insanely well so that's his take on it all. On top of that he seems to do just fine dps wise.. always near the top in our raids and pulls some solid numbers.,But dude the sims have them low so they are obviously garbage +"I once had 3 coworkers agree that I was a sucker for taking overtime (that amounted to, before taxes, almost doubling my income on a given day because of time-and-a-half for 3-5 hours) because they take it all back in taxes. I tried to clarify and no, they believed it ALL got taken back in taxes. Like, 3 grown men believed that if I worked 4 extra hours in a day at $18 an hour on top of the 10 @ $12 an hour (or however the math worked), my year end income would stay the same because taxes. WHAT.",Did they take it back in taxes? +But what if the child consents tho,Having sex with kids is only immoral if you're a Muslim. +Poll: Clinton leads Trump by 48 points among millennials,Too bad they don't vote! +Obama: Trump's rigged election claim 'whining before the game's even over',"Hey Donald, you should totally respond to this" +"Popular Mechanics is also the home of perpetual motion machines, zero-point energy and zero-displacement engines.","What did you expect, it's Popular Mechanics, not Rooted in Reality Mechanics." +What kind of a match thread is this? At least update the score...,OP is still in denial xD +"Bought a GoPro, may have grossly overestimated how extreme my day to day life is.","Ohh boy, I haven't seen this shit before." +Eviction Notice,I liked the part where he ate ice cream. +Il put some oxygen and methane caps in there,So you're going to breathe and fart in the box? +"Ohhh, snap... I'll replace it, then!","I can dispose of the original for you, won't even charge you." +"Judge presiding over 'El Chapo's' case shot, killed while jogging outside home",Hey let's have open borders! +"I totally understand, the reason I suggested is exactly cause I'm in a kinda similar position, wanting to get back on cardio a little bit. I'm planning on beginning to commute via cycling, starting next week. There are tons of other forms of cardio though, if it is a motivation issue, maybe some form of group sport would help you through that mental block. I hear soccer is pretty good for that! (but I'm Brazilian, so I may be kinda biased :P)",I'll second soccer - it's what finally got me into fitness after years of vidya and fucking about in the gym once a semester +"What the fuck is going on with rule 4? I mean honestly, like can we please talk about this guys?",banned +Proof Joey Salads faked his latest race baiting (Trump car) video,"No this just proves his point even more.... Before he could even finish filming his intro to this video, he had black people behind the camera waiting for them to get the fuck out of the way so they could smash that car to pieces." +"Don't say that. What's the point ? Either the AI is good, which means you did your job and that statement was pointless, or it is not, and you just made a fool out of yourself. There's nothing to win here.","Oh, and I'm sure you're such an expert on AI coding and video game marketing." +Tell that to my mom who threatened to kill herself and send me to Saudi Arabia to hang me cause I was gay lmao.,Because anecdotes are totally valid as statistical evidence +"I wouldn't mind if Battlefield loaded in 130 sec instead of 133 , but not quite willing to pay the ~ extra .35 cents per gig compared to my x400 for it. I wonder if I could get a comparable improvement with a raid0 setup.",A 3 second improvement for .35 cents per gig is pretty good. +"Ecuador govt. put out a statement saying they cut is internet because he was using it to effect American elections. He has been doing that the entire year. Where were they? Kerry pressured them to cut his internet off after the Goldman Sach speeches came out. There have been other events that point to Assange being arrested - 1. There were security vans outside embassy. People tried to record through periscope app but their accounts were suspended. 2. Some prison transport plane was seen in London. Coincidence? 3. We haven't heard or seen anything from Wikileaks twitter regarding Assange. It is possible that Wikileaks(the entire org.) has been compromised. Maybe the govt. took it over. I think Assange is fucked, regardless.",But embassy said they didnt cut the internet due to foreign pressure! +Lisa DeBartolo (Daughter of former 49ers owner Eddie) is currently tweeting anti-Jed York articles Jed York has to go,She may be biased but she's not wrong. +"Are you going to try Android 7.1 preview Hello , Android 7.1 is on the way , and the first preview should be released later this month , are you excited about this update ? Are you going to try the preview build even if it can have bugs",Is 7.1 the one that fixes the battery? +"They probably realised that a delayed PC release would get them more money, which is unfortunate.",Just like what they did with Red Dead Redemption 1 +Donald Trump's attorney: Trump's sexual assault accusers 'aren't even women he'd be attracted to',"Now, there's a defense I'm sure a judge or jury would find persuasive." +"Just remember, Alabama potentially getting this belt is Gary Patterson's shirt's fault. Looking back on it, even if Oregon had won and finally brought it back to the Pac-12, none of the rest of us would have had a chance to compete for it since Nebraska would now be in possession.",Unless TCU beat Oregon and Arkansas then OU would have it and keep it until bowl season when they inevitably lose it to Clemson +It's dumb reasoning.,well sure everybody knows better than the actual game developers +Predra does 24000 damage..,That's why you bring 4 Miserys +None of y'all could give one decent answer because it's fascism and you know it but you're self hating like that,probably all SJW fascist language cops +Good to know our boys are in their comfort zone and happy. Luke is doing in months what Byron effed up in days. I'm hyped for this upcoming season,Luke should bring Bryon to right next practice so he can tell the young core to man up +"How about we take a look from another perspective? What if we view it from the standpoint where teams with internal issues - EG, Secret - get Bulba to join them so he can try to pacify whatever their issues are? That said, I think everyone in Liquid, Miracle included, is playing like shit atm. Laning - terribad. Mid game - somewhat okay. Late game - retarded.",Clearly Major Invite Material! +With all the stuff about Clinton's Camp creating organizations to attack and hurt the Church I believe that that ASP is one of this organizations.,"Democrats wouldn't associate with the ASP; I'm mean, they're against abortion and gay marriage, so clearly they're bigots." +Phone can be locked. Have it wherever is comfortable. The plus logs it accurately. Enjoy getting candies and hatching eggs :),How dare you post a positive message while we are all supposed to be salty ! +Game Thread: Buffalo Sabres (1-1-0) @ Calgary Flames (0-2-1) **Drinking Game:** - New Flame scores (Tkachuk/Versteeg) - Finish and Fill - Gaudreau dangles - 1 drink - Bennett/Tkachuk/Brouwer make a nice play - 2 drinks - Monahan takes a slap shot - 2 drinks - Brodie/Gio make an stretch pass - 2 drinks - Backlund/Frolik force a turnover - 1 drink - Ferland hits - 2 drinks - Wideman fucks up - 1 drink - Big save by Elliott/Johnson - 2 drinks - Fight - 3 drinks **Bonus:** * Former Flame Mentioned (Derek Grant) - 2 drinks * Puck is iced on the PP - 3 drinks,TKAFUCK EM UP TKACHUK +What the fuck is this? LOL.,sandbox mode leak +Can that blade just be moved a little to the left with a swift force?,I don't like this man's opinions so he should die. +"I disagree. The worse Trump does the better dems do as a whole. The better dems do, the more successful Clinton will be in implementing her agenda.","Oh god no, you're not talking about that horrible **gay agenda** I keep hearing about are you?" +We are contracted directly with the DNC- That quote's definitely not gonna look good on prime time news lol.,The videos edited it doesn't matter +"But CNN said it, and CNN would never lie, would it?",Why would the 7th largest donater to the Clinton Campaign not have journalistic integrity? +"Are they still planning on releasing the demo for FH3 on PC? It's been a while since the game launched, yet there still isn't a demo. I want to play the demo first and see how it performance before buying.","With all these bans happening, I'm sure they'll probably ban you so you can try out what it's like to be banned in this game." +"Yep, im fcking silver elite and cant get out of it :( Who els is in silver?!?! I cant get out of it, help me give me tips. Every game my team scks and I lose :( Plssss I beg you (Give me knif)",I hope you forgot your +Atchison leading in most recent mayoral poll,Thanks to Clark we're looking at four more years of Atch. +There is also no writers name attached to the article. I don't think it's a real newspaper.,Plus it claims that it was written at at 4:17 pm today and its only 9 am here! +hes a light blue that i think just started today,Call him a noob +Then you should check s0fm,"I remember his reksai game, damn that was cool to watch!" +EXCLUSIVE VIDEO INTERVIEW: New Bill Clinton Sexual Assault Accuser Goes Public for the First Time - Breitbart,"Well, why did she wait so long?" +Netgear's new Nighthawk router doubles as a Plex server,It can transcode ONE whole movie at a time* *If quality of service is disabled +Those people should be neutered,"Because eugenics works so well, right?" +This election has made people lose their Damn minds,Russian hackers did this to us! +"Big or small, what would make your day better?","To find out that the research project I'm dreading will be graded trivially, and as long as I put some amount of effort into it, I will pass." +"If you register to vote, they'll use that to take away your guns! Pass it on! (lol, please! But that's no crazier than some of the stuff out there.)","The registry is dominion of the mark of the beast and mandatory autism shots will be given by death panels, only be a sovereign citizen and avoid Clinton stop and frisk she supports." +dwayne the wall johnson,"Having some memory issues there, eh?" +"Should I do it? Should I switch from iPhone 7 Plus to Google Pixel XL? I've been back and forth b/w Android and iOS for years now but none of the 2015 Android devices swayed me away from my iPhone 6S Plus. I upgraded this year to the iPhone 7 Plus but the Pixel XL really has me contemplating making the move. While I understand some of the opinions in this subreddit may be biased, I'm curious your thoughts!",It really comes down to your personal preference of Android vs iOS... +Police Scan 117 Million Driving License Photos for Face Recognition Database,This won't be a source of corruption or oppression. +Everyone hates the stall gap,Almost as bad as the wage gap +Don't generalise an entire countreh!!1! LOOK AT THE VIDEO ASSHOLE,"Wow, you're right, this handful of people is representative of billions of people." +YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS,WE ARE PISS BROTHERS NOW LOL +What else are you gonna use it on against shaman? 5/4 1-3 card draw + tempo is crazy value all the same,5/4 draw 6 is better +"right or AZ, all depends on location. House itself means nothing anymore. The new America.","But no one wants to live in those backwards, Christian, gun-owning states!" +And homophobia. Don't forget homophobia.,"Nah man, they aren't homophobes, you know because of Milo." +"Aw, what's wrong with Ohio? It's great here.",I went to a McDonalds in an Ohio airport once and they messed up my order so I wrote the entire state off since they clearly can't get anything right +"Album release date? First of all...FUCKING HYPEE. But when can we expect this album. Surely it's not dropping before the end of the year? Could be wrong but who cares, Shady's back!!!!",1-2 months +"Lol at the guy saying kids need time and attention more than material things. Yep, who needs food or adequate nutrition when you've got the power of love on your side?",And there's nothing people struggling financially have more than spare time and attention. +"1. I'm female 2. Today is 19.10.2016 3. He saved them in the 1940s, not in 1988 because I'm pretty sure Hitler was dead and the war over by then",Its actually 10/19/2016... There isn't 19 months in a year dummy... +"While I do agree that adhering to the established lore in our role playing is important for the sake of consistency, it's not always about being a special snowflake, as it's about nonsensical restrictions. An unfortunate aspect of FFXIV's writing is that it doesn't suit a multiplayer design, and therefore constantly insists that there's only one or two of almost everything. This simply doesn't mesh with anything other than a single player experience. Besides, the game lore can easily explain suddenly having dozens to hundreds of any given job running around by stating we've trained more. As much of a lore-whore as I often am, I'm willing to excuse some bending of the rules in regards to job lore to allow for a more sensible and creative experience.",What if you have too many people RPing Black Mage and cause another calamity. +Thank you Yellowstar! * 2nd // 2011 Season 1 Championship * 4th // 2012 IEM VI World Championship * 3rd // 2012 ECC Poland * 2nd // 2012 EU Regionals * 3th-4th // 2013 IEM VII Katowice * 1st // 2013 EU LCS Spring * 1st // 2013 EU LCS Summer * 3rd-4th // 2013 World Championship * 2nd // 2013 IEM VIII Cologne * 2nd // 2014 IEM VIII World Championship * 1st // 2014 EU LCS Spring * 2nd // 2014 EU LCS Summer * 1st // 2015 EU LCS Spring * 3rd-4th // 2015 Mid-Season Invitational * 1st // 2015 EU LCS Summer * 3rd-4th // 2015 World Championship * 3rd-4th // 2016 IEM X World Championship * 2nd // 2016 NA LCS Spring,We should have a subreddit for yellowstar trophies like the one for doublelift...oh wait +Reload? Any mods?,"Nope, I'm playing vanilla." +Being excited for a video game? For shame. Don't you know that if you aren't jaded and cynical your opinion is basically worthless on r/games?,I had better come up with a new blog angle... +You capture their personality really really well. However the proportions could still use some improvement. Altogether 8/10 I say and hope you share your next drawing as well with us!,Who's to say that's not what I was going for... ;) +"Jason Spezza gets his own burger at the AAC this month, the Spezza Like Pizza Burger",I'll take a Spizza. +CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSTINAA!!!!,tuturuu +Ive noticed a trend where right before the debates we get an influx of pro Trump. Almost like the normal people with jobs came in like a soccer subreddit during a game,Curious huh. +Camera man: Oh wow this lion is totally gonna mess this leopard up....oh the leopard's awake! They're gonna throw down! Oh now the leopard is running away and lion is gonna give chase! Let me record to get the act - OH SICK A JEEP FULL OF PEOPLE DOING NOTHING LET ME RECORD THAT FORGET THE LAME CATS,I love people +We've gone from racism and sexism being bad to racism and sexism against white men being status quo.,just the other day I saw a taxi cab skip a fare because the guy was white. +When do we get the archer Lena?,they are having this 1 hour maintenance to add Lena at the last minute +Jesus probably would have run for president.,They would demand his birth certificate +Susan B. Anthony's grave at the moment.,"So, dead people really are voting this cycle?" +and almost all of them aren't even Harbaugh recruits *salivates*,Harbaugh is a shit recruiter confirmed. +"Should have fed Landeskog on the near post. Either tic-tac-toe play to Duchene or easy redirect, depending on goalie's movement. Ah well","Seriously, it's just that simple." +I'm interested in hearing from you-- what do you believe that you'll be voting for regarding the marijuana-related proposition on your ballot?,"I'm voting no, get this terrible drug off our streets!" +I am looking at you ABC and FOX.,Because they want you to illegally stream it! +"ENCE with great sportmanship, taking timeout after LDLC runs out of theirs and one of the players still DC","It's great that they did this, and it was a very nice move, but we can't really expect teams to always do this." +i wanna shove a skewer thru its skull and thighs and BBQ it to a nice medium rare,what the fuck is wrong with you +Make racecars make racecar noises. Something like *Neeww* not *Brrr*,Make the red racecar faster than the rest +"Hillary Clinton wins third presidential debate, according to CNN / ORC poll",**Rigged** +Whatever enhances your experience. More power to you.,So you're the one who reported me trying to play the nice guy I see. +Bernie Sanders getting arrested ..WOW. Was this before he got paid to write rape fantasy porn? Hillary was kinda hot. I wonder if this picture was taken before she got paid to defend a child molestor?,"You're right, all defense attornies are atrocious human beings we should just start deporting them all right now" +Jon Jones letting these Light Heavyweights know,"Im feeling good, I got some new PEDs and my fingers feel nice and pointy" +"Quick question about bar harbor. Just started it, so hold of spoilers if possible, but the merchant at the bait shop has a sweet helmet i want. It's worth 4100 caps. But he's asking 8200. What ways can i get it cheaper? Like is there a quest i can do for him? are my options just to kill him or improve my barter perk? thanks in advance!",Buy him a Sam Adam's. +"It's good to be Canadian, I guess.",Not if you live in Montreal or Quebec City. +Jack Straw backs checks to verify age of Calais refugee children,Forcing refugees to prove their age and identity and making them abide by our law is discriminatory and xenophobic. +PETER HITCHENS: Why are these 'child refugees' fleeing France? The bad coffee?,"France is not a safe place they have no go areas and terrorist outrages, it is no wonder they want to get to the first safe country available." +What is meant by hybrid?,Gas and Electric of course ! +Judge restores voting rights for thousands of Ohioans,But there are millions of dead people registered to vote +They just don't have animations yet,Better get the animation-less pitchforks. +Just make sure they aren't related and you'll be fine.,or the same person... +Girl who are you even talking to?,any and everyone who feels the need to continue this exchange. +Dances With Wolves but with aliens.,i've NEVER heard anybody say that +"Under promise, then release a new app year later, and 2 more shortly after.",Nice joke +"Try follow Kata as fucking Veigar, some people think I have 10000+ dashes or Yi's movement speed.",Take teleport and ghost so your team can't blame you for not following her +"Well, I got it to work but everytime I restart my pc I have to re-install ACT again :/ network reading issues",are you running ACT as administrator? +Now something like that SHOULD pay A LOT more. Nice find!,Pays pretty well in reddit karma ^ +"Has anyone tried doing all 4 engines at once in the first Parasite round? This is pretty fucking desperate, I know. However with all the theories that we assume Monty's side after the initial parasite round the we need to try different shit, can someone do this with 4 players?",U cant have more than one generator on at a time i think +Only thing worse than a BMW driver is an Infiniti driver.,They're so angry they couldn't afford a BMW! +"I'm pretty sure it won't. I stream all my TV/Films from Plex on my Mac to the TV+Chromecast via the Plex app on my phone. I'd say 50% of the time I want to use headphones which means traipsing a cable across my living room from the TV to to sofa which is not ideal. I was hoping I could split the audio from the TV to go to the HiFi and my old iPod with Airplay. Then if I want to use my headphones I just plug them into my phone in my pocket and connect to the iPod via Airplay. I don't have any plug sockets near the sofa, so unless 1) a Chromecast audio is battery powered and crucially 2) you can send a plex video to 2 sources simultaneously another CC will not work.",get some airpods +"I can see myself getting one, simply because I skipped the WiiU generation, so I'm ready to play some Nintendo games again. I will be really interested to hear how many WiiU games they plan to port over. If they can get the best/most interesting 10 to 20 WiiU games on this I would be a happy camper. Even if just digitally. The gimmick I don't see ever using out of the house (and I don't see this replacing the 3Ds), but I think it would be good for second screen gaming (while having TV on in the background).","Hey, you can't expect them to port the entire Wii U library!" +I don't think she sees the irony in her profile.,"She's probably dating Mediterranean (lesser) whites, when she should be dating Northern European (greater) whites." +she wasn't interested.. damn her.,"If ive learned anything from porn, its that assertion ALWAYS works" +"Sou bandido, serve?",kkkkkkk boa! +"I hate that for you and all of my fellow raptors. This happened to me recently, and they even followed it up with how can you be a Christian if you're gay? I'm sure I walked around with a red mark on my forehead for the rest of the day from that face palm. Kudos to you for dealing with that with such grace : )",How can you believe in God if *he* hates you? +"Ping unusually high? Friend from UK getting 35, I am from UK too with 160 ingame, speedtest says ping is 12 and d/l is 12 too, on monday I had 50-60 as usual for me",Just UK cs things +Most of the hype trains are dumb,You're just mad that you didn't get the RB from the practice squad who couldn't even make a 53 man roster for a team that only has two RB on the roster with a throw first offense and a brutal rushing defense schedule who is going to carry us all to the promised land because he was kind of ghetto in the past! +'Avengers' Director Joss Whedon Wants to Make a Star Wars Movie,How about a *Max Rebo Band* spinoff? +Why is that a problem?,"Because Priest's dominant rain of terror in both constructed and arena is, and has already oppressive enough for months now, and they've really been deserving to be knocked down a peg." +"I cant get into Exmilitary I have started to get into death grips over the past few months and bottomless pit has quickly become one of my favorite records of all time. Even though i like some of there other albums like jenny death and the money store no matter how many times i try to listen to exmilitary it just comes off as random painfully loud screaming over an old sample, will I begin to like this over time or is this something which i just dont get about it?","Buy it on vinyl, then you'll feel more committed to liking it" +"Oh is that what you were talking about? Sorry, I didn't assume you'd talk about such micro, specific examples to pigeonhole an entire political belief.",LOL yeah the violence is so isolated. +Hitbox Porn (Dark Souls III),guts is that you +If only there was a road version of the RS 01...,Yeah it's called the Audi R8 +Vaping rights,"Finally, someone is talking about the *real* issues!" +"This event, as horrible as it is, gives more perspective on gun control debate. Even though firearms are strictly prohibited in South Korea, a shooting like this did happen, with a homemade pipe pistol. It kind of shows that criminals or the mentally insane may not be deterred by gun control to continue to commit firearms violence.","You're right, they should just legalize guns in Korea" +"Yeah, definitely. I've had some really good professors for the upper level classes. Such as Rytikova for 214, Risi for 206, Bondra for 414. There are some duds, but I think that can be said for every degree.",I recommend Risi for 206 he really tries to help every student and explains everything in an easy to understand manner. +You guys wanna meet up at the basketball court... to play NINTENDO BASKETBALL. AW YEAH HIGH FIVE BRO EVERYONE HAS FRIENDS LIKE THIS!,The basketball was just a warm-up for 2K. +Full-sized images from the Porsche Pack 1,So... That first shot is just the same car with different paint schemes right? +"Look, just be happy it wasn't like Wii3 or something.",I would have liked the name Wii Us. +lol this isn't going to happen.,Do you know what IF means? +Yeah I think the part with the driving over it in a car might actually be related maybe?,Nah. +Why are the fans booing every time luongo makes a save?,I've always wondered the same thing when Tuuka Rask makes a save. +"No not really, pretty common trick",Super common bro +"Warning this might trigger the fuck out of you. Trump hasn't done a press conference in 85 days, Clinton has done 10 in the last month.",Get out of here with these facts man! +Jesus Christ... is everyone working for Hillary a lying shit-bag?,"But she doesn't work for Hillary, she works with the neutral DNC that totally did not help her in the Primary." +Study: Just 31 known cases of voter fraud between 2000-2014,Biased liberal Fox media +Is most everyone on here SE's?,Sure would be great if that survey website was up. +British posters roast their own navy ship thinking it was russian,Nothing was the same after the Brexit vote... +"Our wedding day in the SLC Temple w/BKP... My (ex)wife and I got married in the SLC temple. We had a fairly large sealing room with lots of family and friends and it was very nice and a special time. When the Sealer left the room, we were all talking casually. Lots of people were hugging and congratulating us. Suddenly, the door to the sealing room opened and in walked the high and mighty BKP. He had a look on his face that was horrific! He immediately scolded us and let us know in no uncertain terms that we were being loud and obnoxious in the Lords' House! We were both humiliated in the presence of this Apostle of the Lord. I was a TBM on that day but couldn't help but think how rude and horrible he was to us on our wedding day for embarrassing us in this way. In NO WAY were we being loud or obnoxious. He was just plain rude and cruel. I've never forgotten or forgiven him for that day and I never had good feelings for him thereafter. Honestly, the day he died was not a sad day for me. I believe I had a glass of wine with my partner to honor the occasion. Maybe two glasses!",Proof that you left cause you were offended. +Yep,Well its cool the north koreans have something too! +"Yes it is, by the time the player is getting in the car you already have your pad on your hands and viceversa. The only handicap is shooting in free mode from the car with the pad, i just cant, i use to swich on the go to the keyboard and mouse again for drive and shoot.",Just use both at the sametime for your drivebys lol +Yeah... A pet should be difficult to obtain... I'm honestly getting tired of seeing 30+ pets at the GE when it used to be where you only saw one every now and then.,Ikr devalues my <50kc Sara pet +"$15 is plenty of money for menial, unskilled work for a young person. OP will refuse this and the job will instead go to a less picky African, Indian, or Chinese.",As its probably 15 bucks cash maybe I should apply for the dole too! +My friends new galaxy s3,Mint condition +"'Sono americano! Mio zio/cugino/nonno era italiano, io sono Italiano'","Tecnicamente se hanno anche solo un nonno italiano, sono potenzialmente italiani anche loro grazie alla nostra stupenda legge sullo ius sanguinis" +The UFC has dissolved its piracy department.,"Reddit, we did it!" +"Blizzard - Why must you hurt me so much? Monk Transmogrifting. I miss my swords, i miss my axes, i miss having anything but fist weapons all the damn time. I got pages upon pages of weapons to transform, heck the one i have least of is fist weapons, and now you force me to only use that. Why you got to be like this blizzard?",class fantasy +I decided to peak at his post history. He's either a very elaborate troll playing up the rich bastard theme or he wears a top hat and a monocle and uses cigarette holders.,I pretty much assume that about anyone who talks like that guy does-- but the top hat and monocle are bought from costume stores. +"I applaud your effort, but this isn't it.",Give us some info or I will report you. +Marvel Announces Cable: 1 for 2017,Look at the total lack of X books! +"Plot: drive to one place, drive back",So it's LoTR with cars then? +"Fun fact #2 : In France when voting locally at National, European, County or else... All voters MUST show a current, up to date, valid Passport or ID... why is CNN not reporting these outrageous crimes of by the land of the so called Human Rights founders? CNN? are you there? CNN nope... I have lost the Satellite feed... sucks.","Because black people are too stupid and poor to get themselves an id, so the entire system is racist" +"San pedro, some parts are not great, but some are really nice",Ssshhhh....all of Pedro is not great. +You're welcome. That'll be $6.45.,Not $3.50? +"I'm no big fan of Hillary, but she wasn't working for the government at this point in time.",That's what makes it all the more suspicious! +You're not my dad!,Where's jdbee when we need him +"Why are umpires not enforcing rule 5.07(c)(8.04) against Pedro Baez when he clearly takes longer than 12 seconds to deliver a pitch? Rule 5.07(c)(8.04): When the bases are unoccupied, the pitcher shall deliver the ball to the batter within 12 seconds after he receives the ball. Each time the pitcher delays the game by violating this rule, the umpire shall call Ball.",Because if anyone actually followed that rule it would break the unwritten rule of quick pitching and make people upset. +Nice Guy suggests using rape fantasies to handle food cravings during weight loss,I'm so glad this guy has internet access. +"Mods are asleep, post pics of deer fuddin rifle",You don't need an assault weapon to hunt deer +Wow how dare they. I would never vote for someone who uses rough language like that. I simply have no choice but to vote Trump now.,"Right, because he would never use such language" +And then the Jews were taken to the retraining centers and made to take a pledge to *never* lay a hand upon a pure-blooded ubermensch.,Ubermenses* +Kaka: There will be hell to pay if Orlando doesn't make the playoffs next year,"meh, it's only been 2 years, and you've lost patience already?" +Facebook Spouse Page (suggestions/requests),swinger parties when spouses are tdy/deployed +DDOS is originating from the US.,The russians are just trying to make us think that! +Socialism has never worked.,You forgot the +"It's no coincidence that the most hateful trolls online are also Trump supporters. Places that celebrate their hate online like all the hate subs, 4chan /pol/, stormfront are all crazy for Trump. Trumps primary motivator and unifying force is pure hatred of others. They have intense hatred for Liberals, Democrats, feminism, foreigners, immigrants, minorities, Obama, Hillary, Multiculturalism, globalism, Secularism, LGBT rights, political correctness, etc. It's what they call high energy and what everyone outside of their bubble calls a cult of personality based on hate. Win or lose these hate rallies have changed the political climate in the U.S. for a long time.",Yeah well you hate trump supporters so clearly both sides are just as bad as each other +"Come on, that was an easy rhetoric question.",whoosh ;) +"Alya: What does the Fox say? Joking aside, I honestly can't think of a good phrase for the fox. It will be interesting to see what they come up with. For Chloe, Stripes On seem too easy and a copy to Ladybug. At least to me. But I'm ok with it also if it will be that. It would also makes sense. Red and Yellow, Ketchup and mustard, both bugs, it works.",Stings out for Harambe? +"It also doesn't really make much sense.. she's FLOTUS, she seems to very much like Hillary, what else is she going to do? I think I know what they're afraid of. Obama 2024, baby.",I guess the problem is that she should know her place as a glorified barbie doll? +"well it's a big issue isn't it, when there is a presidential election and two major candidates and one is censored by mainstream media AND social media. It kind of means the democratic process has been wrecked because the electorate is not able to access all the information",Yeah he's soooo censored I never hear about trump ever! +Helping the goalie out.,This is how they normally react after the Flyers give them a concussion +Z Review - Mayflower 1 (T50RP MkIII Mod),Is that a K712 I spy in the background? +I Was Wrong About Offline,This guy obviously knows his stuff and isn't appropriating the title engineer at all. +"I think I figured out where shangri la is So on the giant when playing as Dempsey sometimes when you pack a punch he'll say this machine's been everywhere we've been the he starts naming locations 1 of them being Brazil, I can't think of a single map other than Shang that would be in Brazil",No its obviously on Mars +"It's called the 2nd Amendment, it's pretty rad.","Oh, you crazy second amendment folks" +Moved from ON to a province with public insurance. Couldn't believe how much less I was paying every month,"You have to be lying because the free market is always a better, and cheaper choice to anything the government does." +"After forgetting to turn off replies and seeing tons of comments, I can safely say people don't understand the difference between an accusation and a general issue",Don't you realize you're an immature fangay because you're doing that? +"He's just a big whiny baby who refuses to accept any responsibility for anything, but he has now rallied all the other irresponsible adults around the country behind him. He still thinks he is on a reality show, but real life isn't a fucking game! Whether or not he wins, he has done a significant amount of damage to America already.",He's just stress testing +I personally think we should all move off of Reddit and build ourselves a nice PHP-Nuke fan site.,Let's just use imdb message boards +The tacky gold hubcaps were the least trashy thing about this vehicle..,Guaranteed to be a stud +Tortured is a strong word. I mean it's not like they actually did anything to her. Glenn got the shit kicked out of him.,Because torture concerns only the physical. +Donald Glover Cast as Young Lando Calrissian in Upcoming Han Solo Star Wars Stand-Alone Film,Donald faison will be devastated +"Holy shit, I would be overjoyed with the ability to just put on a VR headset & see the same view the drivers do but actually racing in the GP alongsi--er, [being honest] way behind them? That'd be awesome!","As this is F1, I expect them to offer VR view from the grand stand for the same price as real grand stand tickets are." +Oklahoma denies Russian request to monitor election,"Hey, Russ, I'd normally be happy to let you have a peek at my civics notes (I know you've been held back a few times), but I'm a little busy cramming for a test of my own." +The fuck was that pass TKB? That was absolute shit,TKB showing why he should be an AB +This guy is a joke. Sadly most of my family in PI agree with him too. 'bahala na',"Be nice naman eh, if you hate the president, then just don't say anything at all." +So ***black flash***?,"Now, now I believe the term is African American flash" +Debate Night With the Unswayables,Can someone ELI5 the difference between the muslim race and the christan race? +Well...something looks weird in the trailer (try to zoom in a bit),Holograms confirmed. +"They're using the 28 county MSA, which is enormous. It would take well over 90 minutes to drive from the city to the extremes of the MSA. If they limited the scope to the more useful 10 county region, it would have a different result.",But according to everyone I know from Georgia they either live in Atlanta or just north of Florida. +What's the worst fitness advice you've ever received? Did you take that advice? Was it prompted? What were the results?,"you shouldn't take creatine, it's made from dehydrated bull testicles" +Nintendo right now.,Yeah I'm really salty I can't play the remastered skyrim on my computer +The meme is not dex is bad but rather dex is for cowards,Too bad it's more often said in never take dex or dex is bad for you or dex is cancer rather than dex is the easy way or taking dex makes the game too easy +"Yep, his parents lived in different countries so sent him on a plane by himself; At least this is what the stewardess told me.",I would have told her discreetly that I was not allowed to be near children. +"How Maplestory taught me to go solo in MMOs: A story about toxic players and the impact they can have Not exactly sure where to post this, but I assumed here since it was an MMO subreddit. I was playing Warframe on PS4 when, while looking at people asking to join squads and clans and remembering suggestions I had been given to eventually play with other people as solo-ing would become tedious, when I remembered this story from years ago and felt I needed to get it off my chest. Years ago, back when the newest additions to Maplestory where the first set of classes with a storyline to go with them, I had a friend who has since been estranged due to her growing aggressiveness and selfishness. She invited me to return to Maplestory and I had gone on a few Party Quests with her and her other friends. One day, I felt confident enough to attempt a Party Quest without her, so I joined a party of people I did not know and went on a quest in the toy city (Can't remember the name) Everything went fine at first, until we got to the puzzle portion of the quest where the party members all had to be on certain platforms in order to continue, though the party was not told which platforms were the correct ones and they had to figure it out through trial and error. Being inexperienced at the quests, I was unable to hop from platform to platform as quickly as the leader liked, and I began to draw ire from the rest of the party until eventually I was told to leave the party. This of course, caused me to lose the confidence I had previously had, and since then, I try to play only the online games that I have the ability to play solo, and when I play games such as Call of Duty or Battlefield, I try to make sure bots are an option so my inexperience doesn't piss off other players. Online gaming is a serious matter for a lot of people who play online, but not for me, as I only want to play games for the fun of it, and it's no fun for me if I'm worrying that my inexperience at the game will cause me to get run out of said game like the village running Frankenstein's Monster out of town, and imo, it's no fun for everyone else if they're having to win a match while babysitting some n00b lest said n00b drags the entire team down. Call me a pussy if you want, but I don't find it fun getting cussed out by people 12 years my junior while I try to contribute to the team only to find myself getting shot down before I can even hit an opponent. Even Co-Op PvE games like Warframe I don't like playing with others because I just can't trust the community not to get irritated at having to drop what they're doing to go pick up Leroy Jenkins off the ground for the 50th time that mission. I'm pretty sure even newbie-friendly players have their limits in terms of patience. So, yeah, needed to get that off my chest. But I also would like to ask. How would one go about achieving the traditional goal of git gud? I generally don't use voice chat due to a risk of being overheard or interruptive, but is using voice chat a good first step, even if it's just listening to others and not saying anything?",I feel this post hard. +We're not inviting companies to spam ads. Anything that is spammed will be deleted. We're asking people who make games to tell us about their game. And people who make Linux gaming related content to tell us about that content. I don't think asking for people to tell us about Linux games on a Linux gaming sub is all that outrageous.,"No it is fucking terrible and spam, how fucking dare developers reach out to a smaller community about a game that works on their platform" +The peas on this menu photo are photoshopped in,How can you tell it's a photoshop? +Is 10 Enterprise worth it? We have 7000 PC's in various branches around the world currently running 10 Home. We are looking at 10 Enterprise because we need access to the group policy editor and it seems to fit the bill. Would you say it's worth the upgrade for a fairly large organization or should we just upgrade to 10 Pro instead?,OP is running a botnet +Childrens Python!,Great around kids! +THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKIN' ME THIRSTY!,That's just the saline. +"Um, maybe God has a plan for them...",But those children are dirty and most likely traumatized. +Because it's definitely more scientifically provable that man came from dirt and women came from a man's rib.,yeah no duh +"Hillary adopts crazy Nazi looter Geo. Soros' 'radical' vision of open-border, new world order agenda.",I'm sure the open borders thing is only about energy. +DeAngelo Williams is still dealing with a knee injury and has been ruled out for week 7.,Should I start Bell over D'Angelo Williams this week? +Rules are mostly made to be broken and are too often for the lazy to hide behind. -Douglas MacArthur,I'm sure that excuse would work well with my commanding officer next time I get in trouble. +Amazing lap from Lewis. Utterly disappointing speed from the Ferraris,Hey they will be better next year! +Homemade Leaf Blower Hovercraft,"Ah, definitely a funny video" +Terminal sucks now There are no boxes in the corner and there's no ladder at the end of the shuttle.also they blocked most of the windows,Worst of all the upgraded the graphics. +"No. He didn't stay for 3 months and he didn't play in NLB at all. Casper played for SKT in Masters in which he went undefeated and he played vs SKT S/Prime in groupstage. Mandu played the KTA series, the quarterfinal vs SSW ad the NLB games.",You're right. +"Where are the Mozarts, Bachs , Beethovens of today?","kendrick, kanye, and future" +Trump says he'll sue sexual misconduct accusers,Gosh why didn't they come out sooner +Tell that to the unemployed who already live here.,Damn babies stealing our jobs. +Can we see an awp 1v1 between Smithzz and Skadoodle? I don't think it would ever end,It'd be the first time we see an Awp run out of bullets completely +"I don't understand the obsession with calling it Das Kapital. YOU ARENT SPEAKING GERMAN, ITS GOT AN ENGLISH NAME! I suspect it's just another device employed by liberals to demonize Capital as that foreign sounding book","Das Kapital, Mein Kampf, it is all the same!" +Good Games that do not get Repetitive ? So far the things that have gotten Repetitive for me. *to give an idea* * Grand Theft Auto V/ Online *the whole online thing is just a grind* * Counter Strike : Global Offensive * Call Of Duty : Black Ops 3 * Watch_Dogs * Overwatch * Borderlands 2 * *there is much more that I cant think of right now*,I'd try Stardew Valley. +Joe Callahan is probably the greatest quarterback name of all time,We can't forget the legend of Ron Mexico! +DICE recreated very well the Monte Grappa mountains,They forgot that building +American vigilante hacker sends Russia a warning: An American vigilante hacker -- who calls himself The Jester -- has defaced the website of the Russian Ministry of Foreign Affairs in retaliation for attacks on American targets.,lololol Should have named himself Stuxnet since America has *never* and *would never* THINK TO WEAPONIZE THE INTERNETS. +What exactly is this supposed to accomplish?,it is a demonstration of 'sincerity' +"I'm surprised there's no Toronto team, that's a massive market and the logistics are suitable.","Yeah, but, french-canadians." +"Roses are red, violets are blue, 4 mana 7/7, Overload: (2).","This is just bad design man, kinda broken IMO, and i'm 100% sure they will never print something like this" +what makes you say that?,How dare you ask such a question! +You actually believe this?,Clearly +American vigilante hacker sends Russia a warning: An American vigilante hacker -- who calls himself The Jester -- has defaced the website of the Russian Ministry of Foreign Affairs in retaliation for attacks on American targets.,Dang.. that's really too bad if the guy can deface a website +The cap-under-headset issue is still here. You can clearly see ear of this player.,Again ANTI-BR redditors everywhere +Computer and home internet aren't essentials. You'd be wise to relocate those monies towards real essentials,"Yes we should work, eat, read a book and go to sleep, repeat." +Nathan Redmond goal vs Manchester City,Guess City will just have to buy a new CB then? +"How long have you had it? It might still be under warranty, all tech sold here comes with a minimum 1 year.",Had it for about two years now :/ +Better question is why the hell is he running a laser sight on a shotgun?,because accuracy +why does it keep saying thursday night football special ?,It's the time zone difference. +But I am not even American :O,"Still vote, just in case" +Wait? The player got a penalty that could possibly have him ejected off the game because he came on the field from the bench to celebrate the amazing TD?,"Yep, isn't it great" +How does that change anything that the people in the video admitted to doing?,For anyone actually wondering--rather than spinning--the answer is it lends strong support to the suspicion the videos are simply a new entry in the man's portfolio of dishonestly-edited videos that suggest the interviewees are saying something completely different than they are. +"Doesn't really change anything, they still choose to shot a silent* series instead of one with voices, even tho the technology had been there for several years, and I am just wondering why.","There is not even laugh track and applauses, what the fuck." +Ennerd it is man of Purple why does not william aften?,"Amazing grammar, awsome spelling!" +"That would be.. dating, but not exclusive. I've never taken any of my FWBs out for dinner.",Well since you never have than I guess no one else can eat food with their own +"This should be upvoted much more. People should print these off and hang them around college campuses. University kids are all about 'rights' and 'justice', so portraying this document would paint a clearer picture for leftists as to what the government *actually* is doing for liberty.",Yeah but the constitution was written by rich white slave owning men so therefore it's invalid and should be abolished. +Took a Picture of This Good News Bee Shortly Before I Was Informed That my Mom's Tumor Was Non Cancerous,"check mate, athiests!" +Perez comments about the US elections,So he's saying Trump should be on the Mercedes facebook page +"A game like Orcs Must Die but with a more serious tone. Open world and fallout like in its story. Maybe zombie or demon genre where you are a hero that saves different interesting towns/buildings from hordes. So basically an action tower defense that doesnt use matches so much as AI logic. Maybe like left for dead meets OMD meets 7 days to Die. I like the idea of AI controlled friendlies also being on your side in vs the hordes. Like a persistant open world survival horde mode. Anybody remember that level in fallout 4 where big mutants attack a little town across a rickety bridge and you are hired to help that town? Like that but with resource gathering, upgradable traps, and barrier placing mechanics to funnel horde into trap killhallways for damage increasing combos. I have though a lot about it. Shit could even be a gather/crafting element or a survival one like minecraft or Ark. Can you make the most secure little fortress with automated traps to protect you from the hordes at night? would be fun on co op","Not exactly this, but fortnite might be of interest to you" +They should have had two guards instead of just the one,"Hindsight is 20/20, yknow!" +I think doing this kind of training in a major city is disgusting.,"yeah, why would the men and women who sign up to protect our country need to train in it's most susceptible city." +"As an Aussie with terrible internet, the play while downloading feature in origin is truly amazing",Because Steam sucks. +All the Puppetreena versions,Beautiful. +"If I get 100 upvotes, I'll buy everyone who upvotes a copy of Sun and Moon I'm rich and bored. Make me proud Reddit! Leave a comment below after upvoting so I know to message you to send a copy.",shitposting to the frontpage! +Start drinking for temporary relief and focus on college.,You forgot the +I doubt she is human,"No wrinkles.. seeming psychotic, no remorse, no social skills, staff members scared of her.. Sounds human.. heh heh" +"with the pound going down with brexit,we already save 20%",I am glad a open and accepting society that doesn't judge people on their religious views is standing up to intolerance. +So. Basically Elon Musk is a con artist and doesn't actually generate profit,Like Jeff Bezos +"So they have the restart with NRG/Revival, the restart with OMD and Precision Z and the way the admins interpreted the rules with Flipside/Mock it. Let's talk about how much we want to legitimize rocket league as an e-sport.","Don't worry guys, just buy more crates and it will all work out!" +Because that article didn't mention Clinton or her campaign once. It had to do with a scummy politician in California. Are you really being serious? That article belongs here. I'm super confused trying to follow your thought-process.,Democrats = Hillary +"Reddit Hates TPP, Reddit Hates Huge Monopolies, Reddit Loves Bernie, Reddit Loves Marijuana -- so tell me r/all, why Hillary Clinton?","Forgive my ignorance, but does either candidate have a stance on rec/medical marijuana?" +its rough,That's what she said... +"Lmfaooo, always that one cousin.",Maybe I am that one cousin and don't realize it? +"Oops. My bad. You're a woman, right?",Did you just assume that persons gender? +Sorry I meant it sarcastically but it came out wrong. Those are what most Muslims I know say.,Wich is why you need this mark: +"You misunderstand, you will eat all your food in around a year and the worse wouldn't even be close to setting in, kinda like Venezuela.","I'll spend that year learning how to grow and preserve vegetables, hunt and dress deer, tailor tattered clothes, smith new hand tools, shoe my horse and create a viable network of trusty neighbors." +I can't. I broke both of my arms,Did your Mom help you getting it off? +"After my 7,893th time parkouring through relays, something hit me; why can't we load into the simulacrum (or any other major room) directly? pls DE, save me my precious 2 min of life","Because the longer it takes to do something, the more content we're experiencing." +Get ready for a clusterfuck boys,Did you just assume my gender? +Criminal Kids: Life Sentence (2016) - National Geographic investigates the united states; the only country in the world that sentences children to die in prison.,This is why America's crime rates are so low. +"Why not go the Ready 2 Rumble Boxing route, and actually make half the cast female as well? Although I'm not sure how well female racial stereotypes in a Nintendo game will go down.",I bet half of the characters are just gonna be Karen from the Nintendo Switch ad. +You all won't be saying shit when Kabylake comes out and the iGPU can actually run Overwatch with 4k resolution and 60fps.,Um... I think you forgot +Fake,Thanks for telling me. +Gangstas Paradise,The flip flops make y'all look extra hard. +"i dont remeber what game, but it has happened to me before","Well, I took out the old SNES over the weekend, pretty sure they don't let you" +'Gay cake' appeal: Christian bakers Ashers lose appeal,Does this mean I can finally get my Hitler cake from the local Jewish bakery? +Remember the based local CBS reporter that covered the Wikileaks recently? Here's his report on the USA's role in the creation of ISIS. All the facts made clear for the common viewer.,How many times did he shoot himself when he committed suicide? +i have a son and a daughter. they are very different,"Nah that's just because you treat them different, keep up with modern politics." +Stafford has a bit of goofy in him. Wouldn't say he's HOF talent but with the support around him in Denver he could go off,Stafford is my favorite non-Bronco QB in the NFL and I would not be upset at all to see him throwing it out to DT and Sanders. +How do u get through life without bitching?,Realize that it doesn't solve problems and move on to how you actually *can* solve the problem. +CNN panel FLIPS OUT over guest saying voter fraud exists,I cannot take anyone seriously that takes CNN seriously... They have become a satirical news network rivaling the Onion. +Slow down Mr. Moneybags. Don't want to lose your entire fortune on one investment!,i really thought it would go up like holo ibp :/ rip money +"People would think I was crazy if I went on a long rant about hating onion on a pizza, but if you want pineapple on a pizza people have no problem telling you it's gross. Seriously, try ordering pineapple on a pizza in a large group. Someone is going to launch in to a whole thing about how it's weird.",Can't we all just get along and agree to just hate on anchovies? +wait wasn't the boss a female?,Not according to all these CIS WHITE MALE SHITLORDS around here! +Buy Cash a place to live. I'm thinking a nice cave somewhere to fit his natural lifestyle. He can live off the land and stay out of your hair. Your husband will have repaid his debt.,How about a doghouse in the back yard? +Ymir sculpture,Looks like pre-remodel/model update Ymir. +can you see this?,no +"They're playing for a sponsored team and getting paid to do so, in an E-sports scene. They are professionals.",Guess I should've added the +Vote no ST3. Waste of money and time.,oh well I was gonna vote yes but when I read your thoughtful explanation of why ST3 will be terrible I instantly changed my mind. +"Why do Verstappen fans wear Orange? I freaking love Orange! I have been wearing lots of Orange for years. Even my favorite truck's Highest end edition (Tundra) just happens to come in orange. And until yesterday, I had no idea that the fans of one of my favorite drivers, Verstappen, wear orange! Anyways. I thought it was serendipitous and i was curious why that became his color.",They love trump... a lot. +In a patch that reworks and buffs a lot of assassins? Good luck with your ADC meta.,forgot +"LOL IT'S HILLARY'S DECISION, PLEASE DONT REPEAT THAT TO ANYBODY",completely taken out of context! +this is a leopard clone :\,"Are you dumb, obviously its a Pz.II clone" +"No but we're all for equality. So instead of the highly offensive 'cracker' I prefer to be called 'the C word', I realize this could get confusing because people might think I'm people called 'cunt' or even 'crayon', that's a risk I'm willing to take.","But you're white, you can't experience racism!" +Draft Celindra in Arena. Discover Firelands Portal. WELCOME TO THE CLOWN FIESTA,why would I want to replace my Firelands Portals with Firelands Portals? +"Grunge rock set back rock for a decade. It was depressing, awful shit. And the worst part about it was once Nirvana and Pearl Jam had success, every other up and coming band tried to adopt their sound. The 1990's are a lost decade when it comes to rock music. And yes, I am the same age as Eddie Vedder.",And the world is a perfect peachy place without problems right? +How people on Twitter can defend what Jason has been saying perplexes me,Um how dare you talk about Jason that way clearly you're homophobic. +"Mass shooting has sort of lost meaning. Sure, there's a definition for it, but intent is what differentiates mass shootings for the average person. If you kill 6 family members and then yourself, it's quite different than going into a gay bar and killing 6 gay people and then yourself or going into a federal building and killing 6 strangers and then yourself.","Yup, the gays only count as half a person each, so they don't really count, right?" +Cut Russell Wilson?,"Yes, he has three games with zero TDs." +"High School audition solo? I'm planning on auditioning for my school's Philharmonic Orchestra in February, and I'm having issues choosing a solo to play. Essentially, the requirements for our chosen piece are vibrato and shifting. I can shift up to 6th position. Some pieces I've played in the past that are at or below my level of playing are Squire Tarantella, Danse Rustique, Bach Cello Suites 1-3 (I'd be open to suggestions that are from the Suites), and some other Suzuki book 5 and 6 pieces. And some others. While difficulty doesn't matter as much (there are people that've gotten in playing Suzuki 3 pieces), I'd like to showcase my proficiency with shifting and vibrato. Any suggestions? Thanks!!","If you're okay with the lower thumb position in it, the Bach Suite 3 Prelude is an excellent audition piece." +"And after hearing all that crazy story, she still went to his place. I feel bad for the girl's mental state.",I guess all that just made him a good Friend material? +This two-headed dolphin,That's what happens when you fuck with a toadfish +$,"Yeah, stupid NFC East having 4 of the top 7 national markets" +What videogame was a 10/10 for you?,Infinite warfare +"Lots of places have no regional. The americas outside the US, Asia outside japan and hong kong, africa, mid east.",Ya definitely no Tauros in Canada... +"An elderly person who was Catholic, asked me years ago, when I was a TBM, if I celebrated Christmas.","Yes, but instead of Jesus it's Joseph Smith." +Homeless man decapitated after run over by racing Mat Rempit,if you made the rempit races legal...this wouldnt happen +Found the guy that spans Down B on Kirby.,"Down B on Pikachu, thank you." +"10 team standard. Plan on dropping Foster and picking up TY Montgomery. How much FAAB? My team is QB - Luck RB - McCoy, Gillislee, Martin, Jacquizz, Foster, Knile Davis, Dion Lewis WR - Julio, Odell, Dez, ARob, Coleman TE - Jimmy D - Pats",No you should keep foster +"I'm sorry, but what fantasy world do you all live in where premiums weren't dramatically outpacing wage growth even before the ACA. I agree shit's broken, but an argument for less regulation as the solution is laughable. Corporations don't just turn altruistic overnight when government gets out of the way...","God, you sound like such a pleasant person" +Another awesome Long Story Short video. See you in 6 months again!,I have a feeling they're coming back sooner than you think... +You and I should partner up. I am tried of being poor.,"tried being poor myself, does suck." +Where on the west coast? Portland is going to be much different than SF,Nor cal +"I definitely can't afford it, but I have no choice. I get the shit tier preventative only insurance that's supposedly ACA Compliant as this is the only option my employer offers However, when I dislocated my knee and ripped my ACL, I found out that my insurance (that I pay around $150 a month for) is WORTHLESS. Go to the ER? Get your insurance laughed at at the front desk, wait 5 hours, and see a doctor that says you really need an orthopedic surgeon but I can't recommend one because none are available on your insurance. Go to UMC, same story, but a less professional manner. Start researching the out of pocket costs to deal with this, after MRI's and surgery I could be looking at 6 figures. Impossible. This injury happened on labor day. I've been in a wheelchair since then, unable to walk, pinned at a 9 on the pain scale. Best I can figure is on November 1st I cancel my trash policy and sign up for some overpriced shit on the exchange, then wait until January to actually get the help I need and maybe, just MAYBE, get some FUCKING PAIN RELIEF. Until then I'm working 40 hours a week minimum in the most agony I've ever been in, because I literally can't afford not to. I fucking hate this country, and everybody in it who thinks I don't deserve to see a doctor.",But the alternative was communism or something. +Can someone ID this critter,Critter +Can we send feedback or something?,"Yeah, my uncle works at Capcom so I'll relay the comments back." +Guy Fawkes masks appropriates British culture. Cats appropriate Ancient Egyptian (pre-Ptolemy) culture. A ghost appropriates Ghost Hunters culture.,Ghost is making light of my spiritual beliefs +"u/Freeman001 Really, Really doesn't like Maths When It Makes Guns Look Bad",Facts are for Liberal pussies who hate America. +Weber is a skilled D. But NHL teams need strong skating especially in 3 on 3. A person like P.K will age slower [less physical game] and like come the fuck on P.K is sick and I'm a leaf fan. not only is he a sick hockey player hes a great person like yea hes faking it but its the thought that counts.,Yeah those dzone spinoramas really give pk the edge in 3v3. +Alonso can't develop a car.,I don't think that true facts like these can piss anyone off +But do you think they shouldn't be prosecuted for a very obvious crime?,"Nah mate, she's a middle class doctor so it's acceptable" +People often ask why players hunt guardians. I point to posts like this. This probably have your local hunters fuel for another month of hunting,Griefers gotta grief :/ +I end up skipping the voice actor parts and reading subtitles instead. It's faster and keeps the game immersive. I don't like the game screeching to a halt as an actor draws out his dialog while his character has a gross uncanny Valley style facial expression range.,Yes because none of us want to hear Mark Hamill do his iconic Joker voice. +Did somebody fax you this?,What's faxing? +But the mount won't. That was his point.,the mount will also come back as a standalone item at some point in the future. +"Gemmology student here. Diamonds are in no way worthless. I personally don't like diamonds, but they are A: Very expensive to mine. B: Much harder to find in Gem quality, where their colour and clarity is good enough to actually sell on the market, and C: Have a ridiculously high demand, which of course is going to up the price of anything. You could say that some rare Magic The Gathering cards are ridiculously over priced, after all they are just ink and cardboard. But as long as there is a demand, they are by no means worthless. Lets look at the diamond itself. What makes is special? Well, for one thing, it is the hardest natural substance on earth, a 10 on the Mohs Hardness Scale. You might be thinking, so what? I could always get a ruby, that's awesome and only one point less, at a 9 on the hardness scale. You could even get a colourless variety if you want. Here's the thing... the hardness scale isn't linear. In fact, there is a greater distance between Ruby and Diamond (9 and 10 respectively) than there is between 1 and 9. (1 being talc.. you know, the powder so soft and fine you put it on a babies butt.) To put that into perspective, a penny is a 3 on the scale. What does hardness have to do with anything? It allows for a better polish, meaning sharper facets and a brighter shine. Important factor number 2! A little thing called Brilliance. When you look at a diamond you see (if it is cut properly) quite a bit of light reflected out of the stone. This is because Diamond has one of the highest brilliance out there (5th, after Strontinum Titamate, mostly only found synthetically, and would be more expensive than diamond if bought naturally. Rutile, which at a 6 on the hardness scale can be scratched up by silica dust. Moissanite, which I actually like, but is basically always synthetic, or finally Hematite, looks like metal.) Diamonds are also usually cut better than other stones BECAUSE of their value, so there is that. Number 3: Dispersion! Often called Fire, it is the rainbow sparkles you see in diamond when light is reflected out the back facets. It does appear in other stones, but usually not as strongly. (look at the chart above with Brilliance for issues with those stones) and although visible in SOME coloured stones... it makes it a lot harder to see. So Diamond really gets an A+ in this area as well. And point number 4: Durability. You might be thinking Aren't all gemstones durable? And the answer would be... no, not really. In fact, quite a few of them, any below 7 on the mohs hardness scale, will eventually get scratched up by dust (7 on hardness scale), meaning it will need to be re-polished eventually at some point down the road. Then you've got things like emeralds, which are basically all treated, so don't get alcohol on them or they'll start to leech colour. Pearls? Don't even wear perfume with those, and really avoid pool water. Topaz? Don't use it in a design that will require heat, most gem stones have a good chance of shattering in high heat. So, if all this is true, why do I personally not like diamonds? Simple... THEY ARE IN EVERYTHING! Sure, they are an awesome stone, but they aren't the ONLY STONE! Topaz is amazingly clean to the eye, and (when treated) has an amazing blue colour, and at a cheap price! Moissanite, although synthetic, is a FRACTION of the price, and just as beautiful in my opinion, and then there is stuff like Toumaline, which has all the colours of the rainbow... sometimes in the same stone! So yeah... that's the end of my rant.",Exactly what a conspiracy denialist would say! +"I don't know how you read my message, but I'll repeat: Crimea was an excellent excuse for US to start blaming Russia in every mortal sin. Like, introducing sanctions, dropping credit ratings, etc., etc. Where exactly have I said that US is to blame for Crimea? Do tell. With a quote, please.",So you'r staying vote for Trump is that it? +Video of the Union League Railing Theft from the PPD,Looks like the railing just fell off because of rust. +This cable is completely damning by itself. All voting machines with ties to Smartmatic should be called into question by this cable. This is an internal classified cable and was intended as honest intelligence of our state dept. This is a high quality source of information. No need to involve the Soros angle honestly. It walks into the Snopes article and creates a lot of red herring debate. The point is that these machines are known to be tied to fraud. Period. End of story.,But that's just a vast right wing conspiracy. +What are you talking about? Hilary's campaign said that her usual dinner is a hamburger and a beer. She's so down to earth guys.,you forgot your +"Haters gonna hate. If it wasn't Mizrachim, it would be lousy disco music, or car horns, or women over 40 in miniskirts, or fat men in speedos. Haters gonna hate.",Well I do hate fat men in speedos. +It's a good thing you're in UC - you still have a lot to learn.,But I thought universities were part of the liberal elite conspiracy to brainwash people into being more liberal... +"noooonono, Blue Album is the one and only weezer album",*Raditude* or gtfo +What reality star would make the best President?,Donald Trump. +"This new Clean This Up Email is gaining traction faster even than O'Keefe's videos. I think this could be the big one. Back in the 70's it took actual, audible words from Nixon on deleting the tapes to really drive the investigation forward. We hadn't had that yet publicly for Clinton or her aides. All we had was a bunch of COINCIDENCES that could be explained away by them. We now have the 21st century equivalent of that. I think the speed at which this is getting picked up by the MSM speaks to how important this one email is.",It depends on what the definition of up is +LPT Request: How to show you care without being clingy,"If she can't stand you at your worst, she doesn't deserve you at your best." +"used to She stopped coming after we couldn't get it right so many times. I mean, how hard is it to make a simple cup of coffee, right?",Yeah I'm appalled! +Kill Command Official US Release Trailer 1 (2016) - Vanessa Kirby Movie,looks like a bunch of stuff we've already seen before. +GOAT wallpaper I made after the Cowboys game last season,Think you can reproduce this image without the text please? +I don't trust drum brakes because the One on my nighthawk has locked up on me 3 times,locking up would just mean it's really good at stopping. +Priebus to hold nationwide 'members-only' RNC call,I am pretty sure they are meeting to celebrate Trump's incoming victory +chefs tend to touch the food theyre making... like everyone else,And the really shitty ones also smell it and put tiny bits of it in their mouth.. +This the crazy fringe left that you're going to have to deal with in your party.,"Yeah, the left is the one having trouble controlling its fringe." +"CNN reporter Sara Murray: Donald Trump supporters keyed my car, cut truck cables",Probaby just a false flag operation to make DJ Trump supporters look like monsters! +How long have you been following league? KT at worlds is not the usual...,This is the first good team Samsung has ever had! +Pokemmo is one of my favourite games of the past few years.,"wait, you didn't enjoy No Man's Sky?" +"TIL that The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, a fabricated antisemitic text purporting to describe a Jewish plan to achieve global domination, is still seen as factual by many, even though it has been exposed as fraudulent almost 100 years ago","I mean, that'd exactly what *they* would say, isn't it?" +"Hillary Has Abnormal Eye Movements, Say Majority of Doctors Surveyed, Reports AAPS",It'll be taken care of in the next firmware update. +Oh god I just looked at the prices of the current 15 Pros (with upgraded graphics and at least 512gb) Like $4000 NZ Seems I'll be waiting for refurbished again...,Gotta get that savings account nice n fat for important events like this +I would bet this is the case. He's mad he didn't get to have sex with her.,Well maybe next time he'll do her project himself! +Do you guys want patches if they are English but not the metropolitan police?,TIL there are other English police other than the met +"Apple flips off vim users, removes escape key in new MacBook Pro.",The time for Mechanical Keyboards has come to smash these puny keyboard hipsters! +"Theres a reason all the combo decks in hearthstone were nerfed. Patron Warrior, Druid Combo, Miracle Rogue, and now recently charge wargon warrior. The only one to survive is freeze mage. Blizzard did their research and found that many players don't enjoy playing against OTK decks. It's really only fun for the pilot of the deck. The player on the other side is just bored as fk.",Apparently blizzard research also suggests that RNG elements support a viable competitive scene where skill matters and motivates people to play better +ebin :DDDDD,Did no one see the +Ok this may sound sketchy but I'm just curious. Does newegg subtract the gift if you return the card?,No you get the game free! +"america's top news site, my backside.",I thought prntly was America's paper of record! +I wonder if I can be annoying enough on Twitter to lose all of my followers,It's worked pretty well on here. +"Which champion ability will Faker do in finals opening ceremony this year? After the famous Vayne tumble, which ability will Faker do in the finals opening? My bet is Zac e Elastic Slingshot, where he puts in position and their team help him flying around the stage, while he is yelling wohooo. He literally fits in the champion as we know that faker is made for this game. What are your bets?",I think it would be quite fitting if he uses elise's human e to show how he straight up creams his opponents +otp?,Only two people +Ye but what about the next game you get AD Soraka and the game after your top laner goes afk from minut 4???? Demoted from these 3 games in a row :),Its obviously you though you shoudve carried and done more! +"Many things are not covered, including dental and vision care, some prescription drugs, out of country insurance(so I don't go bankrupt if I break a bone in the US), some medical equipment.",I guess socialized medicine isn't a panacea after all. +Government introduces new law banning asylum seekers from Australia,This country is fucking disgusting. +Exactly what Im saying. They want people to play their games.,Oh no a game company wants gamers to play their games it is truly the end of times. +"A Saudi cleric explains why it's sinful for women to drive on Twitter: When a woman is driving, she's exposed to vibrations, this shakes her vagina, she will feel sexual euphoria and this is haraam.",Those sluts! +I think we should try finding more stuff in the revalation boss fight We should like press x everywhere or find some secret button or somthing,I mean its like people are not trying the most painstakingly obvious things +This is fantastic. They're both calm and articulate. This is how debates should be.,Not as calm and respectful as the presidential debates. +We're leaking...,Atleast post a link to the thread instead of a picture +A pure sniper would be great.,If only we drafted Laine. +Kinga Duda - President of Poland's Daughter,Soon you'll be saying the same thing to Ivanka Trump +If you win then why does it matter?,Found the McCoy owner +"Damn, Corsair is branching out a bit",yeah the Amazon search is definitely never wrong and will never return matches that has no relevance to what you are looking for ever +"I have no clue, this kid had other shit to talk about, i.e. His parents think he doesn't need a therapist because they were sad as teens too.","Yeah, and it's just eating, babies can do that, who'd need a therapy for that." +"Why do you make fun of us nice guys? I am seriously a really nice guy, and this entire subreddit just makes fun of us nice guys. What is so wrong about being a nice guy? Are you encouraging men to be mean? Is that what this subreddit is about? I am a really nice to them. I follow a strict gentleman's code. I always hold open my pants for females, I treat females like my personal barbie dolls and I even offered a woman money to have sexual intercourse with me. But for some reason those stupid ignorant fucking sluts only go for emotionally mature and stable men. I'm obviously a really nice guy because I keep saying it. But take heed females, when your boyfriend leaves you because you are a stupid arrogant whore, I'll honestly just laugh about it and sip my champagne, watching you cry. So my question is why, why won't you just give a nice guy a chance?",Yeah they'd rather be with Chad who beats them in a drunken rage. +banned.,"#Triggered As a ban-kin, that is appropriating my culture!" +"Clinton attends Adele concert, singer says 'I am 100%' for her",Another foreigner trying to influence American elections. +She?,Psycho +Live in the middle of nowhere in the country and leave my car unlocked and someone got in and threw up in it last night.,That's what you get for not having manual shifting +Where did you hear that?,I forgot my +"Which is weird, their athletic dept should have a boat load more money than us based on TV revenue.",Yeah but the fans quit buying merchandise last year. +"You don't just get over clinical depression by thinking happy thoughts or being positive. It's not all in my head, it's a chemical imbalance in my brain which is just another organ that is not functioning properly. I don't choose to feel that way.",So your brain is not currently in your head? +what's your gp/hr like?,"Bad, break even or worse probably, not doing it for the money" +"It's just a game. I don't see how removing the ability to teamkill with the guns of a vehicle is in any way shape or form detrimental to realistic. I'm sick of games starting and having my team be down 2-4 tanks off the bat because someone accidentally fired into one tank, and accidentally machinegunned an open top vehicle.","sorry, i accidentally machine gun dumped and threw 2 shots at your engine it was accident i swear" +I THROW AROUND BIG WORDS LOOKAME IM SMAHT,German is cheating though! +News articles are ridiculous.,Is this the end of the Warriors? +Donald Trump: Hillary Clinton 'personally ordered' Donald Duck to stalk me,"Trump is, as always, focused on what matters." +Sit Greg Olsen This Week,Let me just pull Gronk off waivers then. +Garnett Coleman Thinks He's Above the Law,"Wow another politician acting like an ass hat, surprise surprise." +"$450,000 DreamHack Masters Las Vegas",So some pros that isn't even 21 can't attend this? +More than likely has a job as a stay at home mom.,that's the toughest job ever though... +November PS+ games,Totally worth the subscription price hike. +Obama care premiums going up. Heard a radio story about premiums could increase by 22%.,"But couldn't we just tax the 1% and pay for free health care, free education, free flying cars?" +1. Julio 2. AJ Green 3. Mike Evans 4. AB 5. TY Hilton 6. Odell 7. Fitzgerald 8. Crabtree 9. B. Marshall 10. Marvin Jones,*Have to include TY MONT in there! +How in the world were scientists able cross-breed this pumpkin with a football?!,That's not how footballs look +"Because the whole custom is, despite the bullshit reasoning, disrespectful af towards women. Therefore it deserves disrespect towards it.",Yeah we need more men telling women what's disrespectful to women. +And the framerate.,It wouldn't look like a Pixar movie at 60 fps +"There is a little possibility to see the guy again on the next dlc. The guy is Father Ariandel. And here are some reasons. -After the tag team fight, He never gives you a single soul. -He say something peculiar when the third phase begins. Maybe it's Friede's distorted voice but I don't think so. It slurs 'of course' with strange old accent, just like Ariandel did in the cutscene. -When he is defeated, He hugs his lordvessel and vanish. I think he teleported to somewhere else. -We can make Ariandel's flail with Friede's soul because the ownership of the flail belongs to her. We can see that Ariandel begs Ashen one to bring his flail back. That means, Ariandel's soul is not mixed with Friede's soul.","You know... the painting Loli says she's going to paint a cold, dark and very gentle place, so it might make a home for someone someday you know what that means... player made houses babyyyy" +Nobody will ever get to the heights Eminem has achieved ever again in terms of popularity,But drake is doing it ! +So I wonder why the devs haven't introduced a metal sink? Like an incentive to spend refined?,You mean like a recipe that would let you craft hats? +Shit gotta talk to the homeless dude on the liberator.,I Was right about them no one believed in me +I never get why they think because we don't believe in god we have no morals or values,How can you have values without a church telling you what they are? +What exactly is this supposed to accomplish?,It had convinced me to not vote for him! +"I'm from West Palm Beach, FL. As a joke I went to the Tim Kaine rally yesterday. THERE WAS LITERALLY NO MORE THAN 30 PEOPLE LOL!!!!",We all know that's because his rallies are for people who are registering to vote for the first time and SO many dems have already registered +"Indiana officials are trying to block almost 45,000 black citizens from voting",Better that a million African Americans should be barred from voting than a single fraudulent vote should be cast. +"Well, I'm not blatantly lying. Mine takes about a half a second (I just timed it to make sure I wasn't exaggerating) between placing my finger on the scanner and feeling the vibration. Sometimes a full second between touching the sensor and the screen actually turning on. This isn't normal? I never thought it was particularly snappy, but I just figured that was how it was.","I've felt like it's actually slowed down over time, but I'm in the same boat as you." +"I parked my white NB nose to nose with a white NA at a grocery store lot yesterday after work. When I came out from shopping a lady was at her NA loading groceries. So I slowly walked by... clicked the trunk open...(looked at her)...put my bags in my trunk...closed the lid...(looked at her)...pretended to check my phone...(looked at her)...cleared my throat...(looked at her)... At one point she even sort of looked up from what she was doing but didn't make eye contact with me, though I was staring at her. Decided I was no longer acting like a Miata fan and acting more like a creeper, got in the car and drove home. Lame.",I think it's more that she was wondering why a clearly gay Miata owner was checking her out. +But Melvin Gordon touchdown regression is coming. He can't possibly keep this up. SELL HIGH! -Every fantasy analyst since week 3,But without his 6 catches and 20 carries he is worthless. +"Have you actually read any of them? Many of them are legal proof of treason, perjury, breaking FEC regulations, investments and illegal exchanges of money from foreign countries and a plethora of other illegal activity. If someone did 1/100th of what Hillary's done they'd be in jail. And FYI, the DNC leaks were most likely from someone inside the DNC, Wikileaks even hinted that it was Seth Rich, who mysteriously died in a yuppie neighborhood from a robbery where nothing was stolen, soon after Wikileaks obtained the information.","Yes but that stuff is all boring and takes more than a sentence to explain, let's get back to talking about genital grabbing." +Can we have the unusual effect centered at the Balloonicorn rather than the player position for the Balloonibouncer?,I see nothing wrong here didn't Balloonicorns always have pentagrams beneath them? +"Coach fired, teams suspended after 19-year-old suits up for preteen football game","If only the team had pissed on the American flag in order express their solidarity with BLM, then the media would be calling them courageous" +"Even if you don't, you are still happy!",Thanks for my happiness pupper! +DARPA's New Drone Can Tell Apart Soldiers and Civilians in Real Time,Easier just to call anyone a drone kills a soldier +First company to make a gaming mouse specifically for women will get my money and undying love.,Why do you want to use a mouse in the kitchen? +Can we start a draymond kick counter?,I mean I guess you could punch him back +"If they were smart they would get rid of the damn caps lock key, not escape.",NOW WHY WOULD WE DO THAT? +From Peter Pan to Casper in seconds!,Costume designers HATE him! +"Also, a lot of the Pacific Islanders that play for the Pacific Islands were born and raised in NZ.",Damn Pacific Islands poaching all our talent +He Probably Said This,I think it's interesting that it took us since the beginning of the Universe to figure this out. +"Repent, Believe, and Obey","Repent, Believe, Obey, Consume" +"GAME THREAD: Houston Rockets @ Los Angeles Lakers - (Oct 26, 2016)",Haven't seen passing like this since the late 80s +"did I hear that right, McDavid has zero shots on goal?",Dat depth. +"It might have a turbo, and it may not be an Outback or a Crosstrek, but it's mine and I love it :)","Side note for the future, you might want to edit out the reflection of the plates too or not much point in blacking it out." +The fact that Mei's ultimate can freeze you even when you're hovering 10 feet above the ground is retarded,"Sorry, I forgot that during a blizzard it's much warmer 10ft in the air than it is on the ground." +Must've been a rushed snapfit. But then again this kit looks painted.,What gave you that idea? +"Not married but after we moved in together I discovered that just like myself, she enjoys scuttling around the house like zoidburg when naked",You marry that woman right goddamn now. +"GAME THREAD: Houston Rockets @ Los Angeles Lakers - (Oct 26, 2016)",I want to see Ingram get some touches though. +"WE GOT ATTACKED TODAY ON CAMPUS FOR SUPPORTING TRUMP, PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD",I'm on a fairly conservative campus so it would likely never happen but somebody putting hands on me is cause to swing +"It's called thighing, a way to get sexual pleasure from an infant","Because that was truly a field of human endeavour in need of innovation, no doubt" +"Maybe this person wouldn't have failed out of school if they had worked a little harder, mm?",How dare you judge him you richbitch piece of shit! +"What WAS Aladdin's accent? I kept trying to figure it out. I'd hear hints of Scottish, then hints of Australian, then hints of English... TBH, it was actually really distracting.",I'm about 90% sure it's a Welsh accent. +I literally bought a certain type of guitar cable just because they were named Hossa. Praise be.,May he be with you. +righ? How arrogant... he achieved nothing and yet claims best coach...,Yeah... what a wanker. +What's he in for?,Securities fraud? +"As an Assault, I love nothing more than fucking up tanks I see one, I charge in lobbing grenades and laying down mines. It's my job as an Assault. Can the fucking medics not run over my dead body and actually revive me. I get excited when I see a nearby medic getting closer and closer only to see them standing a metre from me and not reviving. It's beyond frustrating as a revive benefits both of us.",As a tanker can you not bother me with your grenades all game? +"if that isnt a slap in the face for all shi hou owner, i dont know what to tell you guys.",No no this makes him top tier so com2us should toss him aside and buff Vanessa instead! +"Anyone else receive this bizarre police magazine in the mail, with the horrible choice of cover image? Anyway, it's a scam - not official Ottawa Police publication","Well you can tell it's a scam, the person being cuffed is white!" +We should just trade for 1st round picks,We'll throw you Nerlens Noel and the Laker's 1st rounder for Klay +Questioning morality,Dark souls kinda poked fun at looting the bodies by calling it pillaging +"Russia to destroy all of its chemical weapons by end of 2017 - As a signatory of the international Chemical Weapons Convention, Russia already has destroyed about 93 percent of its chemical weapons",Probably a stupid question but how do we know they did this and aren't just lying? +"Eh, he did it in the best kart. Not too impressed.",Probably had better tyres too... the git! +This is exactly why we need sports completely separate from schools. Other countries seem to understand this concept.,But they're socialist communist nazis! +"Gawker might have died, but its legacy lives on. The media's hate continues.","Ah, the tolerant left who would never resort to acting out in hate, it's totally the right that does this." +"Sucks that his S3 will never benefit from the buff (2 turn buff, 3 turn CD on S3).",Michelle new g10 meta then? +"I feel like the biggest problem with agendas is how hard they hit. Like, some of the penalties are like -20 for something you either can't control or something stupid. I understand that you have to work towards making them your friends, but I don't think it makes sense to have to bend over backwards to make that way.",This... Yeah let me just not take all these great people so Brazil MAYBE doesn't denounce me. +"There must be 3 people who can call themselves senior rust developers, and they're all working on the language itself.",Senior Rust engineer with 10 years of experience. +Why doesn't the black car just back all the way out???,"Cars are meant to be driven forward, duh..." +I don't blame Daryl. To me he was trying to do suicide by cop so to speak. Negan just had other plans.,But daryl isn't black. +WCA Americas Qualifier will be held in Brazilian servers (GC),Sounds fair +"It is definitely an investment in the form of time and commitment. But hey, loyal or not, companies feel that they can replace any employee.",investments aren't real unless they're made with money +"Maybe add a tax, like 30 gold or something per card traded",Or have it so you either pay 36k gold per month for a Hearthstone token or $15 per month. +IBM says that Macs are $273 - $543 cheaper than PCs over a four-year lifespan,Well ... maybe they heard it and upped the price for the new models +I don't see anything funny or hot water,Scroll down. +"i hate long vaginas. too reminiscent of a dick. When prompted, poster proceeds to illustrate their meaning with a drawing of different vulva, labeling one gross and long...especially with that shit spilling out of it",It's the same reason I don't like short penises; they look too much like a vagina. +All I want is gloves to finish my set,Talked to oziach? +I agree. He could just tell him to stop or block him if it bothers him. There's no reason to mock him on tv and read out loud messages that were meant to be private.,Im sure anyone evangelical wants conversion preachiness to be private +"As good as Marner has looked, I'm kind of disappointed in Rielly so far this season. He looks like he's trying too hard, maybe? I don't even know.",But he has a goal this game +"Thanks to GOP interference with *their own fuckin' plan*, Arizona has nothing affordable.",I'm sure Clinton/Trump 2016 will totally fix that +"Yeah, and the RNC spent $0 on TV ad buys. The Establishment protects their own.",Why would that matter when he is funding his own campaign? +Good guy FHM Philippines.,"BIAS, DILAWAN!" +"GAME THREAD: Boston Celtics (1-0) @ Chicago Bulls (0-0) - (Oct. 27, 2016)",Yeah no favoritism by the refs at all here +Easter egg in iOS game called Make More that was fitting only for this sub!,How dare you play a game on mobile +I find this especially funny because of his taco bell Cinnabon ~~sponsorship~~ obsession,And the fact that he's pretty much always eating fast food...but it's okay because he's naturally skinny so that's all that matters right? +"While trades like plumbing will be harder to automate, fast food jobs, minimum wage jobs, they are going to be automated. It's inevitable. Maybe not tomorrow, or next week, but in the near future this will be a reality. When every minimum wage job is replaced, where will those workers go? Train for new jobs! But there are only so many plumbers, only so many ways to create competing prices if you try to start your own business. Eventually there will be too many plumbers, not enough plumbing jobs. They can learn new skills! For what? Eventually it is going to get to a point where there will be no options for a low skill worker, or for people who live in rural areas and have no options. If they move to the city, again there are only so many jobs available for a human being. The end result of all of this leaves us with a lot of unemployed people who will be drains on the system if the system does not evolve to deal with this issue. But we won't deal with it until it is here. We will put it off until the last moment, as humans do. The fix, however, will be what people have been talking about for years: a universal basic income. Our economy is going to have to adapt and evolve, we are going to have to also evolve our concept of wealth and money all together. Or we are going to be in for serious problems.",But capitalism will create more jobs ad infinitum! +"You could actually just grab it through the grill and pull it out, I do have smallish fingers though",I'd never get my fatass sausage fingers through that grille :') +Its almost like invading ukraine changed people's minds. color me surprised that people would change their opinion of a country after said country annexed a neighbor.,I'd like to annex my neighbor. +I used to work for a certain discount retailer that sponsors a nascar team. An assistant manager that I worked with qualified for food stamps. Let me say that again. A full time hourly employee of a Fortune 500 company with a NASCAR team qualified for food stamps. Does anyone else see the issue here?,"Yeah, the gubbmint is takin all my money and giving it away to people what don't need it!" +"So an extra $20? this would be amazing if it was not limited at 2,000 points.",Will go great with the $10 offer from Discover at Walmart +"* Support for higher frequency RAM * Overclocking support * More SATA ports * M.2 * Wireless * Built In RAID controller * Better onboard audio * SLI/Crossfire * More PCIe slots * ECC RAM support * LEDs None of these things are needed, think of a cheap motherboard as having everything you NEED without any of the (sometimes useless) additional features.",don't forget the 100% japanese capacitors or military grade capacitors +And ask her to get out of her car,She is not Hema malini +"I'm brown, but I don't work here. This is short and sweet. Firstly, I'll mention I am female and mixed race (black/white). When I was about 13 or 14 a pound shop (equivalent to a dollar store) opened in my local shopping centre. I was in there taking a look around, wearing jeans and a hoody, when I was approached by an older lady asking me about one of the products. I was confused as to why she would be asking - I looked around and realised that the store was owned/run by number of Pakistani men (the area that I live in was at the time almost entirely white) and therefore the lady had made the assumption that as I was also brown I must also work in the store. I explained that I didn't work there and she went on her merry way.",but if you are black/white wouldn't you be gray instead of brown? +Vine is being killed off.,"Uh oh, no more ear rape dank meme try not to laugh deez nuts compilations #281 2016." +Will hardscore ironman kill the normal ironman mode?,Yes I have already discontinued membership and have quit on my ironman. +Pay 2 win,Yeah with all these boosters you will be maxed out in no time and dominate PvP +1 MBP with magsafe good for six years. 3 PC laptops I've managed to damage the power port on all of them. I'm a huge fan of magsafe because I can't be trusted with a laptop that doesn't have it. :p,It's ok you have 4 ports that can power it now so if you damage one you can use another +"I work as an art teacher and I go room to room. I was in one teachers room, she's Nigerian and is pretty old. I Google list of character traits and put it up for the kids to use in a project. The teacher notices this and says I like that. Save it to my desktop I explain it's a website. She just keeps saying Yes, save it to my desktop. I try one last time to say I can bookmark it and she says No, save it to my desktop I just fucking bookmarked it and figured she would forget about it immediately after",Looks like you're the illiterate one here +Why does SoloDoubleJ hate the Smite Reddit so much? I Honestly think that the smite reddit is Pretty nice.,Forgot your +"He could just ignore all the problems like the democrats are, at least he is addressing some real issues that need fixed. Dont liberals always complain about how minorities have it so bad in this country? Now that Trump is making a similar point, suddenly everything is just fine in the inner-cities.",It's different because trump is a lying racist with ties to the Soviet Union +It was an asylum match.,completely different +"Get him a cameo in a movie, J.K. Not j/k.",Ya cast him as Ron. +I'm buying it because I'm filthy rich...,Can you buy me one then? +"Hes in prison for murder?? Then he should be happy he didnt get the death penalty. If i had my way, itd be an eye for an eye. That would stop killings really quick","Yep, because the death penalty has done so much to prevent murders." +"At this stage, McMullin's chances are better than Johnson's. That's how poorly the Libertarian's candidate is doing.",I guess I should have added +"Yeah I just saw that. If it's legitimate, I don't know why he doesn't come forward with what went wrong. The longer they keep the community in the dark the worse it looks.",Sean would never leave us in the dark! +"I fucking cannot wait until the 6th/7th, for when that SUPER SPICY shit drops. Not going to mention anything about it because it NEEDS to be kept secret, some other 'pedes saw it when it was posted last year, but it will trigger the absolute F U C K out of people. Can't wait! If these are too spicy, they're going to be throwing a huge fucking fit.. Then probably mass suicide come the 8th.","that doesn't give the media enough time to ignore it, though...." +"Mooie typografie op de voorkant. Wil je eens in het colofon checken of die van Jan van Krimpen is, OP?","Ik heb gekeken, maar hij staat er niet in vermeld." +"Really? If I'm a ref, I call a handball just so you learn not to pull that shit. Let's see if they ever do it again.",Clearly not qualified to ref at a professional level +"Officially changed my major to ASL interpreting a few days ago. I took ASL 1 on a whim because I needed just a few credits to complete my AA, and ended up falling in love with it.",You interpret age sex location? +It's not female so I couldn't care less about this new unit.,I will destroy you with my genderless units +Google's AI created its own form of encryption,I'm wondering if Sam Harris finds comfort in this. +I'm 19 and this is deep,Rihanna's music isn't *that* old. +So....She is trying to take our guns?,"Yeah but its not her personally taking the guns, she would delegate that out to law enforcement agencies so technically you're wrong" +"Great episode, but I will never understand why Besser thinks it entertaining or worthwile to have just straight up twitter arguments occur on his podcast. If he really wants heated discussion and debate on the show, which he clearly does. I'd prefer it happen between him and his guests instead of having random Internet people on.","Oh cool, a Trump supporter and a non-Trump supporter arguing, so glad one of my favorite comedy podcasts finally gave these kind of people a platform to be heard, because you almost never see the election mentioned elsewhere." +Who actually looks at their keyboard while playing?,sometimes I forget where the keys are and have to look down +1. Case not reopened. 2. Comey had tocorrect testimony. 3. Involves 3 emails whose classification must be determined. 4. None w/held by HRC.,Not that good a headline though is it? +"I actually agree with this, but I'd include Devil In A New Dress with that - which I know, is just blasphemy around these parts.","I will bare knuckle fight anyone who thinks that Devil in a New Dress is anything except underrated, let's go bro give me a time and a place" +Sushi with cream cheese is gross.,Agreed +Only if the rapist is a woman.,Because men can't be raped! +One of those Malheur assholes who got off scott free yesterday ran a farm like this. Adopted kids to use as free farm labor AND got a tax write off for doing it.,He was giving those children solid work skills and the ability to get a job when they get out of school. +"Wow, they're definitely trying to attract people with the promise of porn. It looks like they picked the most sexual images possible for every VN, even the ones that are way more story-focused. They're making Deardrops look like it's all porn, for instance, when it would be way more accurate to advertise it with a CG of the band playing or the characters just hanging out. It's also pretty funny that they've got Forgotten Not Lost, probably the only one they couldn't find a way to portray as sexual, in the middle of all that.","Small word of warning from Nutaku: * THIS GAME CONTAINS NO NUDITY * Oh geez, won't someone think of the children." +It's really pathetic how Westerners are only now just making the connection of Islamic extremism = Wahhabism = funded by Saudi Arabia.,You don't want to anger the country that regulates the oil price. +"Is this a serious question? Trump is anti-war, anti-interventionist. Hillary is a warmonger Hawk.",But his tweets could cause an incident on the global stage. +Sushi.,I dislike fish fingers so I know I wont like sushi. +How do you know he hasn't had sex?,He's on Reddit +Made a new sign for the office,Can you tell me what kind of style this is? +"I was on the Texas capitol steps while Wendy Davis was filibustering in 2013. I said something privately to my boyfriend to the effect of this effects every woman when a man who I guess I would describe as androgynous (I have no idea how he identified) scoffed and said not EVERY woman. I had been reading about radical feminism and sort of thought the ridiculousness of a lot of trans theorists was limited to the fringes of places like tumblr and twitter. People aren't that rude and nuts in public, right? So to be standing there, during one of the most important political moments for reproductive rights in recent history and have a man interrupt and mansplain abortion access to me and chide me for not being inclusive of trans woman ON THE TOPIC OF ABORTION was my peak trans moment.","Oh, I'm sure he just meant postmenopausal women!" +"Jason Chaffetz on Twitter: FBI Dir just informed me, The FBI has learned of the existence of emails that appear to be pertinent to the investigation. Case reopened",Can wait to see what gets dropped next Friday +What's the B in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for? Benoit B. Mandelbrot,Have you ever tried to google recursion? +How do you girls know measurements? I have no idea how big my girl is... they've only even measured my uterine size once (that I remember) since the 20w scan.,My doctors office has been very generous with ultrasounds because of me having high blood pressure and on the ultrasounds I always look at the bottom right where the measurements of whatever body part they're looking at is lol +Reaction to someone Cheating in LKS League,Silver noobs here don't understand what cheating really is +"Used beads during a fenrir ult, killed me and then silenced me for the rest of the game.",reasonable buff to fenrir ult imo +"If shes anything like my wife, she'd *still* cuddle up on your side and limit you to the two feet of edge bed space.","That's why **you** cuddle up to her, then move back to your bed when she's asleep." +Well the Halloween event hasn't revived the game as much as I hoped. The gyms are still not competitive. All the ones I see are lv 9 and above,"That's cause ppl are too busy walking their buddies or sitting at lures to waste time for gyms that barely reward you, espevilly lvl 10 gyms" +"Xbox Banning Policy (Rant) How is it that when I report someone for using vulgar, offensive, straight up racist slurs they don't get any enforcement taken onto them? Yet now (This is the 2nd time I've had Social services revoked on my account because of this broken system) Whenever I say a single curse word in a match or message, NOT EVEN IN A HARMFUL WAY TOWARDS ANYONE, People can get their friends to spam report me over and over until I get banned because I used profanity on a rated M game. This really shouldn't be a thing anymore.",dont say bad things +"Not even close. Mulan's voice actor was Ming-Na Wen, but her singing voice was of Filipino actress Lea Salonga. Mulan's father was played by a Korean, her ancestor's spirit was played by George Takei (Japanese), the Emperor was played by another Japanese man, and the rest of the cast was predominately white. Of the main cast, only Mulan and Shang were played by Chinese voice actors; their three quirky companions Yao, Ling, and Chien Po were played by white, Japanese, and Filipino actors, respectively; and the villain, Shan-Yu, was played by a white American. The only other major character to be played by a Chinese actor was Chi Fu, the Emperor's advisor with the ridiculous facial hair and underbite.","Eh, all Asian races are the same anyway." +And Infowars wonder why so many do not take them seriously. They latch on to every fake video and run it as a conspiracy. They do a great job supporting Trump. But they fail at doing their due diligence before posting up their conspiracy theories. This video has already been debunked.,Link to the debunk? +"my exact worry about BBOTT is starting to come to fruition. Alex, who is clearly playing the best game (as i predicted... shocker, im right again! who knew?) people are somehow mad at this and want to nominate her, and justify it because she is aligned with monte but her and morgan are only using him, just goes to show that most BB fans have the IQ of a fly and jump on whatever the herd is thinking without any thought at all. People even want to target Scott, it's basically like if you are remotely playing the game at all then America will target you. absolutely stupid. Keep wasting your time supporting Jason (one of the worst players of all time)",The sooner I can accept that this season is basically give Jason $250k the easier it is.... +Mel Gibson Gets Director of the Year Honor at Capri Hollywood Fest,Awesome. +"A high draft pick would be great to get a good QB, but apparently this draft looks abysmal for QBs. Outside of that, the way Pace has been drafting I'm not worried about what # pick we get. Rookies Floyd, Howard, Whitehair, and Hall all look really good.",That seems to be said every year there isn't a Luck or Winston type talent. +My wife has only been playing Skyrim for a few days. Here's an amazing archery shot she made,"what movie is this, every time i see it i forget to look it up" +Too many variables.,"Yeah," +Don't act like back to back wasn't fire.,B2B was good but not as good as people say it is imo +Me too and I am. Hope my housemate doesn't walk in on me.,Crossing my finegers for you brotha! +Sitting on their bed at 400 lbs!!!,I laughed at that. +Anyone is Vienna (near Fluc) watching World Series?? Hello please. I am in a band from Chicago and we played in Vienna tonight and I was wondering if anyone was watching the World Series.???... Let my band over to your neighborhood bar or house please and share your MLB package!!!!!! Message me. We will buy drinks please,"I know this is unrelated, but did you enjoy the crowd in Fluc?" +What? Why?,"Generally, republican economic policies tend to benefit the agriculture industry." +will see if i can do something with ms pauling. Thanks friendo!,no problemo +"Nice idea. I have worked out Purple Haze, Hey Joe, and Foxy Lady (to some extent - the little touches are pretty much his alone) and have been wondering which to tackle next. I play left-handed, usually on a strat, and being able to play some Hendrix licks seems obligitory :)",Little wing +"I'm honestly not trying to be condescending, it's just that I've been 24 before, and 24 is still a kid for *most* people.",As a 24 year old freaking out about turning 25 in a few months.. I feel much better about my quarter life crisis thanks to this thread +Like a Air Force guy can do 22 pushups in one go.,"Yeah, but until there's a Reply-All To 22 Emails Challenge, the Chair Force is going to feel left out..." +Word. I'll add that Michelle Obama deleted Hillary from her twitter today. Which is a rather obvious and very public snub. I'm actually rather surprised that *this* is the best way they could come up with to counter the Huma/email/FBI thing. It's weak and they must have run out of ways to attack Trump.,If Obama unfriends Hillary on Facebook then we know it's really over. +"List below! Crates, painted wizard hats Turtle certified Dominus Trinity trail Pixel fire trail Takumi: distraction x2 Breakout: falcon and turbo Octane: MG-88 X devil: snakeskin Lobo Purple mariachi hat",1 CC3 for the decals? +Pink Lights and Pink Loopers Offers Thanks,How many CC3 for the Pink Loopers +Furblogs... felwood...,Bloodsails... Netherdrakes... +Week 4 NFL Announcing schedule,Can't complain with Eagle and Fouts. +Apple beings shipping the Apple Watch Series 2!,"Well, darn, I ordered mine at around 9:45a PT, got a date of Oct 4th - 7th." +"Yeah That is the only problem, But at the end of the Day, You could get lucky. So Far I have been playing around with scrapping old skins, and i got some good stuff $8+ worth Backpack For Example. But They are random, Maybe you could get some nice Skins out of them!",2 rainbow ak one lightning ar :) +"This. Its otherwise known as door height. You'll notice it by sitting in a newer sedan, put your arm out the window and it wont feel quite right. In general more door less glass. They raised the belt line up an inch or so to provide more protection over the years. Pillars are getting bigger to meet higher roof crush standards and pack in the equipment needed for curtain airbags.",It's so difficult to see where you are in relation to things directly behind you in newer vehicles I've abandoned it entirely in favor of adjusting the side mirrors such that I can at least tell how close I am to something. +"Nah mate, the 73 is that shit that goes alongside the 405 and 5 between Newport and Ladera Ranch. You're thinking of the 261 and 241, which lead to the 91, which leads to suicide because after five hours of being on that road and only going a mile you'll fucking kill yourself just to spite all the people who decided Riverside needed to exist.",Riverslime +"That's a good point, when sweety? ;-)",Lol did you really think sharing that you support Trunp was going to do you any favors? +Does it count if you don't pull it completely off? Thought it was only bookable if it delayed the restart of the game,In the end its about the sponsors. +"I'm pretty sure they did too, from my memory the conversation never happened after they got married. But, this past August there were a bunch of articles that said divorce in the titles, even though she never said that word at all.","And honestly, when you're marrying someone who is so young and is totally cool becoming a stepmother to your young children, is it really that surprising that she'd want to have kids of her own?" +I think it's a reference to our founding fathers seeing the creation of the country as a grand experiment in democracy.,Also calling it an experiment was a way to try to bias participants to expect fine tuning and not assume it is perfect already. +Hasn't hearthstone proven that sacrificing early game tempo for late game makes a bad deck as many decks just kill you before you even get to the late game.,Depends if there are enough low mana cards that do other things. +It doesn't have to mean that book is shorter. Maybe it's just different font size or something else like that.,Could be... +How to hang your keys like a rockstar,just looking at this gets me amped +"The press will find a reason to critique that, too. Trump doesn't pay memesters while Soros pays CTR employees a dime for every post.",6 figures +I ... I don't know what to say.,Then don't say anything +r\ocd,I hope hell exists so you burn there. +This means all Trump supporters are terrible people,"Nope, only half...and the basket just got 10 feet wider." +"That's right, Grandma, you can't hold views of your own, or express them to others; you will hold the views that you are told to believe! Because this is a free and democratic nation! If you don't we'll throw your bony ass into prison.","To learn who rules over you, find out who you can't criticize." +"Dick Cheney and George Bush should be made to testify publicly about 9/11, under oath, with the idea that they will be held accountable for lying. It is LONG overdue.","I also wish I had an 11 inch wang, but some things will just never happen..." +"Russian Warship Off Syria Coast Targets and Destroys Foreign Operations Center -- US, Israeli and Turk Military Officers Killed",Whoa... If this is real things could escalate quick... Wouldn't that be convenient for Hillary? +Can we even say that Israel and America are two separate nations?,Best to think of it as Israel as the parent company and USA as the controlled subsidiary. +Did I miss something? Why is the reddit dom a better investigator than the FBI?,Go to twitter and search for stonetear. +Glenn Thrush (Politico) on Twitter: Times story says Russians only want to disrupt election -- not elect Trump. Then why only hack Dem side?,What could destabilize more than a Trump Presidency? +"Yeah, it's pretty surprising. But really, can anyone question BB? He had a reason, even if we don't know what it was.",Current hypothesis is that he was caught banging Linda +Lee ult made them miss just about everything,"yas didn't ult, the fuck" +WE HAVEN'T WON YET! **Please stop celebrating when we still have multiple states that we are barely a percentage up. We need to keep MAGAing until that number 270 is real**,Doesn't trump win anyway because of the house if its a tie? +why don't they make it so the difference between you and someone shouldn't be higher than ~500 mmr or u can't be playing together.,"They should do that, its unfair when 3k gets into 2k game, 5k gets into 3-4k game, 6k gets into 4k game, etc" +Why do all portable chargers have flashlights built into them? Why did this start?,"Its like the clock, on microwaves and all over." +What's the most excruciatingly painful movie scene you've ever seen?,Any sex scene in the presence of your parents. +Got this message when I opened the game today (I have the season pass),Lol @ 10 Salvage. +"Why though, that seems like the one thing that should be able to get through during that time.","Not really, it makes sense that you can push a melee attack out of the way." +Every credit card reader has the technology to read a magnetic swipe...,not everyone knows how to read an NFC signal though +Richard butts?,Dick to his friends. +Superman?,"lol him too, but I was focusing on the smaller parts and so much was made of Jena Malone who did honestly have an incredibly small part in the film, whereas with this guy he played such a big role and then they cut most of it." +Donald Trump and Roger Ailes are giving each other the silent treatment.,I read that in a mind grating way.... +"If Trump drops out, how do we lobby the RNC to contract with Electors to cast his votes for Sanders?",yes bernie as the repub choice they would win up and down ticket but gabey as vp not pence +"It always makes me angry when environmentalists campaign against nuclear without knowing much about it. You do realise nuclear is singlehandedly preventing more greenhouse gasses being released than basically anything else? Of course, nuclear is not an ideal solution, but it's way waaaaay better than fossil fuels, and it a lot better in the mid term than just shutting them down.",But nuclear is scary! +Why is LGB part of LGBT? Those three are about sexuality but transgender is about gender identity. I don't get why are we lumped together since we have different goals. Shouldn't LGB people create their own movement?,I blew air out of my nose. +They weren't combined effectively in this book though...,Have you read it? +"If life was a video game, what would you like to see in the next patch notes?","I'd love an expansion pack, the current map has gotten really old" +"And then Carlo, which looks to be a majorly good pickup.",And about $7 million in cap space. +"He's 70 and looks to be about 80-100 lbs overweight, probably doesn't have the stamina",So she's with old cunt for his money lol +Aleppo battle: Raids on Syria city 'likely a war crime' UN says - BBC News,"War crimes lol, will America be charged with starting it by funding the terrorists in the first place?" +David Stockman warns both Trump and Clinton could lead to 25% sell-off,"based on that article it sounds like David Stockman is trying to make it happen, not that it is going to happen on its own." +"But this wasn't a Karen post, it just happened to involve her.","Just saying, some automoderator may be autodetecting Karen any post with Karen in it." +"TIL an Italian tractor manufacturer was so upset with the bad clutches in Ferrari's cars that he complained to Enzo Ferrari himself, who arrogantly dismissed the concerns. The tractor maker, Ferruccio Lamborghini, decided to make his own cars to compete.",I bet Enzo Ferrari won't do that again. +Tru,"Yeah, we're gonna need to keep that guy too...." +That's why there's almost always something there. Because they rarely hit the FrontPage,I can honestly say I never see them up there but I'm not subbed to them there is absolutely suppression in place though or they would constantly be on the front page. +"It's a primary, you need to be registered to the party. So no not everyone can vote",I was more thinking about the people who got their parties switched without their knowledge. +It is the 7th game of the season for the Vikings,Happened earlier than normal. +I won't be home for a little while yet. R u available throughout the afternoon?,should be +They'll be gone and replaced with BNN: Breitbart News Network. **R.I.P. BASED ANDREW BREITBART**,"naw, will be DNN: Donald News Network" +I usually just call her a bitch,that doesnt seem sufficient in this case +[](/adkiss),[](/frightenpie)lewdual harrasment +Ken M on Hitler,lmao this is i think one of my favorites i have seen +Disguised Toast: Is it always Huffer?,So... never Huffer? +I,G +There's a bat bridge in Hou on Waugh over the bayou!,"Oh nice, I'll have to go check it out." +"When you die, what do you wish engraved on your tombstone?","Well, fuck." +"Okay, for real. No edits. No bait-and-switch. No moving of the goals posts. If this hits 3000 upvotes, I will send everyone who comments a copy of Sun & Moon November 18th. I'll have to do it electronically to save on postage, but everyone will get a copy.",If you send me a copy I'll send you one back. +"Impressive that one guy didn't close the realm, theres always that one guy u_u",Or he's a hacker.. +"Pls, I wish we were as healthy as you guys",Besides like 3 aces your mostly healthy at this point +"Salary cap in NBA is absurd. Adams, 4 years 102 million Lebron, 3 years 100 million. Makes sense. =/",I think some people would argue 100 million for three years of Lebron is still an underpay. +But which one will be nominated for terrorist group of the year?,Jizz Al-Islam +Whatevs,Fukin sweeds dude +"Embiid/Lou Will: Co-MemeVPs, 2017",Lou sixth meme of the year Williams +"I know, wonderful isn't it?",Interesting...not in the flair section or have i just not noticed you've had it +The Genius That is This Sub,The SJWs will be in full force no matter which one gets his name changed... +"From the article, it sounds as though this rule change merely says they can impersonate journalists--not get hired by CNN and pretend to be a journalist? Still not that great a thing to do, but it isn't what the headline makes it out to be...which is shocking on the Internet, I know.","The CIA already does that, Anderson Cooper." +"No it's in the movie Airheads where Brendan Fraiser, Steve Buscemi, and Adam Sandler were in a band that took a radio station hostage. I think Comedy Central was contractually bound to play that movie a couple hundred times a month in the 90s.",Oooooooo... I think I vaguely remember that +Jeb made us laugh.,Pls laugh +It's not a movement because it's just rebranding of feminism. And you're using the fact that more people buy into the other brand that you don't like the name of to say that they hate equality. That's pretty dumb. Do you say that people who don't call French fries Freedom fries hate freedom?,Not really related to the discussion but thank you for reminding me of the idiocy that was the freedom fries rebrand. +But the crappy 20th century art and actual combat game play will make yours eyes bleed. Would have looked great in Windows 98!,"Well, 2005 is on 21th century, so we kinda have to give that to d3." +"Whosoever's wife calls first, will pay the bill","I'd totally win this, my wife is dead!" +:/ men,:/ humans +Underrated comment replying to a comment saying underrated post,Underrated comment replying to a comment saying Underrated comment replying to a comment saying underrated post +Everyone has a type.,Every girl I've ever had a crush on was smarter than me. +"Sure. EndlessDreamers here, feel free to drop me a line if you see me online.","Will do, my username is ALuckyTeddyBear" +totally separate league my man,"Whoops that didn't even register, next thing you know I'll be talking about Argentina vs Leicester in the world cup" +I think it's the government failure leaving such easy loop-holes to exploit. Then again the greedy rich people probably lobby for the loop-holes in the first place.,"Even so, I don't see greed as a bad thing... self interest is the primary driver of human behavior." +what kind of bird is this?,A green one. +Hang in there rams fans. Just hope Goff makes it through.,Thanks for the support! +"Not as often as in the game, if you have a well defense all game it's impossible that you failed with the only shot in game. I had recorded and going to upload later some games that ended with a 90 minute goal against even with a perfect defense with rebounds on every tackle I made. And all were players that should deserve to be 3 or 4 goals down.",It happens in real football. +Yo mother is so ugly she put the ug in ugnaught Oh yo momma fight!,"That's no moon, that's yo momma!" +Kevin Owens sucks as a wrestler and does not deserve to be champ. Escapes the ring every time he gets hit and has a very limited move set probably more limited than Reigns',Your getting worked bro +Y,Z +"This year's costumes were kind of a pain, but I think they turned out solid.",Are you really tall or is she really short? +Falcons v. Saints Score Predictions What will the final score be on MNF?,"84-7, brees gets one in garbage time" +I'd almost watch it. Almost.,"Instead of Sterling Archer it would be Sterling Silverware from the White House, amirite?" +"Actors and Time Passing in the MCU How would people feel if instead of just retiring characters, they would simply recast like they do with James Bond. These characters are decades old in the comics even with new relaunches every so often, characters still stick around for a while. I'm sure this has been talked about before, nevertheless it's getting relevant with actors like RDJ getting closer to 50 and characters being really saturated.",Keepo +"John fucking Wick, the boogeyman!",Ah fahking pain sell. +"1. Who the hell cares? Only someone incompetent would. 2. So long as the money is going towards bettering people, then I see zero problem with it. 3. Youtube? Really? Sweep this crap on outta here.",YuoTube links are invariably the shittiest possible content posted here. +So is Trump now going to say that the Republicans are working with the Democrats so he isn't elected?,"The buzzword lately in Trumptown is Republicans who aren't supporting Trump are doing it because they're not afraid he's going to lose, they're afraid he's going to win." +What is the scariest/creepiest real story you know?,"One time I went to the bank, and the guy let me take out a student loan." +Oh wow it's this copied to shit meme aren't you fresh and funny.,Oh wow it's this rude ass attitude aren't you strong and badass +But she constantly tries to send people to kill me for working with the deep space libertarians the second she stops spouting about how peaceful and nonviolent she is!,Non violent people kill flies as well. +The Matrix,Woah +lol probably people who are living there. You want the states to explode? If you do you have to vote for Trump!!!,Many people claim to be voting for Trump for exactly that reason. +"if you're bored, you're gonna tune out anyways that's what i did 90% of the time in school","I just read... Loking back I was a strange kid... Oh wait, I still am." +"I write fucking tv shows so fy, AMA",Do you write TV shows? +"Bernard manages to NOT give his stump speech, but slips in some Obama blame at the end. Brogressives on Facebook get mad at Obama for not waving a magic wand to make this go away, blame deep pockets with zero evidence. Never mind the lawsuits winding their way through Federal Court or the fact that sending in the National Guard would escalate the violence tenfold, Bernie called out Obama so the Bros blindly fall in line. I briefly engaged, then came to my senses. BTW the clip someone posted was from Russia Today. WTAF?",Deep pockets is their go-to talking point for *everything*. +Rural you say?,Could be right outside of Regina. +I don't really care. That wasn't the question. Why don't *you* sit around on welfare and not work?,Because I don't think a life spent as a ward of the state is a life worth living. +"Increasing immigration 50% to 450,000 might not find broad national support: McCallum","Tell you what, mate; you house them all in YOUR neighbourhood and we'll consider it." +"You mean, pandering to the affluent middle- and upper-class portion of society, while ignoring the poorer rural sections and calling them bodoh for voting for the Government (who give them handouts and at least pretended to listen), is not a recipe for success?",Not sure if +It's the best car!,And you *deserve* the best! +"DoT-Drawing Of The Three AD guild-Accepts all factions! Opening recruitment for vet end game players only! Our guild is looking to recruit anyone interested in joining our trial team, you are required to be at least CP 501 or higher. This is a dedicated trial team that will be working together to complete trials competitivly. We have lost many of our trial members to other games, need dedicated eso players. Our guild is more than just trials but this post is specificly to help our guild group back into trials easily. Our current trial members are all experienced eso players with vet trials. For more details post gamertag below for invite and we will get you up to speed. Thanks for reading!",Xbox NA :) +"Golden State Warriors @ Los Angeles Lakers **Game Discussion Thread: Golden State Warriors @ Los Angeles Lakers** **Venue:** Staples Center, Los Angeles, CA **Time:** 7:30 PM (PT) --- --- ##Probable Starters | **Pos** | **Lakers** | **Golden State Warriors** | |:---|:---------|:---------| | PG | D'Angelo Russell | Stephen Curry| | SG | Jordan Clarkson | Klay Thompson| | SF |Luol Deng | Kevin Durant| | PF |Julius Randle | Draymond Green| | C |Timofey Mozgov | Zaza Pachulia| ##Injury Report Los Angeles Lakers | Status ---|--- Timofey Mozgov, C | Left eye contusion Golden State Warriors | Status ---|--- Patrick McCaw, SG | Sore ankle Damian Jones, C | Torn pectoral",Baby Lakers are so good wtf. +At least put the right number of digits in the fake ISBN.,It's the podesta email number +"Older people of Reddit, what would you recommend young people start / stop doing?",Take care of your teeth. +"So it's just California, Texas, Pennsylvania, Florida, Arizona, Nevada, and Virginia?","No, literally none of those states have had voter fraud problems that has affected any election." +Decided not to prosecute because of the crimes or because of the person?,Both? +MSNBC does not have a SINGLE article this year about Veritas? Do they think it is not newsworthy?,it's not cuckworthy +"Any good GS7 (non edge) screen protectors? I tend to be rough with my phone, so I'm most likely going to buy a screen protector. I can't seem to find any good ones. Unless you're buying film, none seem to be rated that well. I can buy a film one, but I'd prefer tempered glass. All the tempered glass ones seem to either severely hinder the screen's sensitivity or have what they call a dot matrix, which seems like it would be distracting.",They're pretty much all the same. +"Wow, this is just sad.",Linsane. +"If John Kerry did go into the UK to discuss extraditing Assange, then the state has just recently cut his connection to the internet....... it can only mean one things. #INFO BOMBS INCOMING","If they went to that much trouble, these are tsar bomba level spicy." +"Legal to hack things, Wired, maybe people here appreciate","You can fix your cars, but if you break them, will they still be covered by insurance/warranty?" +"Pick a player that best represents each half decade from 1980 - present Who are faces of every half decade - the players that were the best and most dominant. I was considering doing single decades but it gets a bit tricky in the 80s and 00s. Also, who do you think will be the face of the NBA for the next 5 years? 1980 - 1985: 1985 - 1990: 1990 - 1995: 1995 - 2000: 2000 - 2005: 2005 - 2010: 2010 - 2015:",1980 - 1985: **Larry Bird** 1985 - 1990: **Magic Johnson** 1990 - 1995: **Michael Jordan** 1995 - 2000: **Michael Jordan** 2000 - 2005: **Shaquille O'Neal** 2005 - 2010: **Kobe Bryant** 2010 - 2015: **LeBron James** +You're Either an Asshole or a Moron,At least he didn't take the low road and park perfectly straight. +If it crashes It will affect all of us. I just want it personally to hold for 2 more years ;),"the more they try to hang onto it, the more devastating the collapse will be." +"Trump is channeling his inner Pablo Escobar. He's watching his empire crumble around him, and lashing out at everyone he feels is responsible for his sinking fortunes... never realising that by so doing, he's only hastening his eventual obliteration. This anticipation is terrible... I hope it never ends.","Nothing beside remains, round the decay of that colossal wreck..." +"By best friend has Aspergers. She told me about it a month or so after we started hanging out, and I replied that I had figured as much for a while. She really didn't like me noticing, and almost dropped me from her life for a while. But I have many friends and some family on the spectrum and had simply noticed the patterns and telltale signs of Aspergers. But because the news wasn't really new, to me it changed nothing and meant nothing to the fact of our friendship. She continues to be my best friend for these past 3 years. It's a kinda super dick move to mention it first cause it's none of his fuckin business, but just merely noticing it isn't so bad, it's what they do with that information that's significant. Aspergers doesn't have to be an issue, for many it's just one thing among hundreds that you could say about someone. The real thing is whether they treat you differently before and after they know.","I'm avoiding him because I'm fearful that like everyone else in my life who has found out, they will treat me with pity and a slight sense of being wary around me." +"Official Game Day Thread: Buffalo Bills (1-2) @ New England Patriots (3-0) | Kickoff 1:00 PM ET, October 2, 2016 | Gillette Stadium, Foxboro, MA",I hate these regs +Those Junkenstein robots look a hell of a lot like puppets to me with that weird movement and here we have the puppet master. I wouldn't be surprised if she sends in exploding robots and has a ranged lock on robot too. I'm more interested in her ultimate because it can be anything.,Calls in a titan from titanfall +Unless you're me and every chest gives you the same loot the boss dropped but at a lower LL.,And all I've gotten are weapons so far +"They're the same guy... Matt Sloan did them both, although Battlefront's does sound much worse IMO.","Yeah, mostly the mixing and cringy lines made BF vader terrible, not the actual delivery." +Yes but how's Felicity,Not dead so... unclear. +Petition to change Money trail to Keys trail Or to make a new trail that shoots out rocket league keys,lol that's pretty clever :P maybe mix in some keys into the existing money trail +How does Buddhism naturally lead to violence and hatred?,"Easy, they are nonviolent so naturally everyone else beats the shit out of them." +"For people disappointed about Black's underwhelming info leaks, here's a little something to make you feel better. So a lot of people are a little underwhelmed by Black's recycled passive which is a direct downgrade to Buuhan's, unfit typing, and overall, these type of things happening to this specific character, which so far has the Dragon Ball Super fans by the balls. But just remember, this is only his base form. I can't go into specifics, but just remember that this will NOT be his first dokkan event. And I highly doubt they would shaft him like they did this time, especially because he has Senpai Goku's face, and we all know about Japan's love for their mighty lord and savior, Goku's face. Not only that, but they said the card isn't finished. Meaning that the leak might only have been half right. He might have his own gimmick that simply wasn't released at the time of his leak.","People are disspointed by everything nowadays,they are spoilt after Super Vegito's release." +Obama gets rid of visitor registry program before Trump takes over,Obama will also close Guantanamo and shutter all drone programs. +The same also applies to taunts and gestures. I think.,Yeah instead of getting them for a specific rig they are separated into Human gestures and Robot gestures I think. +"Not on stream, at least",a shame +"If you were as good at making money as you were at making assumptions, you'd be a billionaire by now. I don't post in r/The_Donald. Shit, r/The_Donald's been blocked from my frontpage for months. I don't even post in this sub, usually, except when r/all seeps in and ruins the fun. And I've *certainly* no pretensions of enlightenment, just a healthy dislike for unwelcome interlopers.","lmao who said anything about you posting in t-d, getting triggered is your default response or something?" +who the hell wants to stay at their desk during lunch,"i have to, i don't get a lunch break :(" +Ghost in the machine,Ghost in the shell* FTFY +Heavy the tank engine,We like to party... +"GIMP has an auto-white balance that works well enough in my opinion (if it has a good solid white background). For something that only takes a few seconds to do, it makes a good difference.","Yep, that's what I do, click auto and then slide the sliders a bit to get it just right." +"It worked, I just bought red and blue on eBay. Or maybe it was just you reminding me, then nostalgia slapping me in the face.",I still have my original red cart. +Finally game support 21:9 Aspect ratio :) (2560x1080 screens),That looks mighty nice! +Thanks for making this year's electoral college map clear,True bipartidism. +Such a sad question... I know you're optimistic but I bet they dispose of the children like used towelettes. Probably why they source them from 3rd world countries because they don't want US citizens questioning missing children.,"Wow, now I realise why there are so many WL emails about Child Trafficking in Haiti.." +"Yeah, spawn point seems really pivotal in the effectiveness of the perk. It's more of a player base thing, but there are all sorts of factors like family unit gold income and RNG stats like skin, sex, gender, and orientation that can effect how well the perk works in various ways.","If you think about it, anyone checking this p2p forum is likely already doing much better at the game than most other users, likely just thanks to their spawn points." +"Islamic State brutality comes to light after military advance - Even a one-year-old baby, they put a bullet in his head.","ISIS are not complete humans, they have something important missing, they do not warrant humane treatment or the privilege of being taken prisoner." +"I don't know, where was Donald Trump during the Credit Crunch of 2008?","He wasn't in the White House, Mr Bush was though." +A success for #StopFundingHate? Lego cuts ties with 'Daily Mail',A bit ironic when you think about the left's views on Jewish people +Boycott the pork industry?,Boycott bars? +"im chinese, so , thats not true",do u actually live in china? +Anton Hofreiter (Gruene) hat mal vorgeschlagen die Leute in Afrika mit staatlich bezahlten Faehren abzuholen.,Magst du das mal verlinken? +Hmmp... Why ymir always carry these?,Because Ymir is ADC so he carries the team +Our sitting President suggested that illegals should go to the polls and vote because his justice department wouldn't be coming after them. Trump would have to do something terrible to be much more authoritarian than that.,I'm going to shorten my usual request for a citation validating your assertion: Liar +What's the best way to stay awake for long periods of time?,Blast that music +How did this get discovered?,It was leaked and wasn't done on purpose +"Realizing I (F-HL) am the one who's changed. (Me - F34 HL; Him - M35 LL) I've been increasingly frustrated with our DB for going on 5 years. It's reached a boiling point lately where I would pretty much do anything for someone to give me some hard, fast, satisfying attention. But, looking back on it, our bedroom has never been super alive. We met when we were young - grad school - and married not even two years later. Back then, sex was once a week or two, always with an excuse - physical ailment, stress in school, exhaustion from a crazy schedule. Then there were kids - a small handful within 6 years. During this time we never had sex while I was pregnant - he couldn't keep it up and I assumed it was a psychological thing. Fine. We rarely had sex between babies because, hell, the torture of sleep deprivation is more than enough to destroy a sex life. Fine. A couple years after I declared I was done having babies, I figured the bedroom would liven up a little as the littlest started sleeping through the night. It's been two years since that time, and things have only gotten worse. When I initiate, he isn't interested at all OR can't keep it up long enough for PIV. He will do oral, but unenthusiastically. He used to add fingers and get in there enthusiastically but now just sort of halfheartedly licks it like it's a gross-tasting popsicle. Now, I've gained ~60 lbs since we got married. I can still shop for clothes off the rack, my waist and hips are proportional, my boobs are still cute, and my butt still looks like a butt when I bend over. But still, I have to respect it if he isn't attracted to a size 14 bod he didn't marry. So for the past couple years I've been trying desperately to lose weight. Every diet you can think of. Full thyroid workup. I work out 5x a week and count calories like a fiend. The pounds won't budge. I've kept my hair long like he likes, and trimmed down there religiously, even making sure it smells nice. I do my makeup and dress cute. Still, he shows absolutely zero interest in sex, and even when I manage to get things started, he loses his erection once or more during the encouter. I have to hurry to suck him off and then get him thrusting, rinse and repeat until he comes. We're down to once every 3 months or so now. I told him the last time that if there WAS someone he was attracted to and wanted to have sex with, he should absolutely go for it. He says it's not my weight that's an issue, but I know for a fact he's not cruel enough to tell me that's what it is. He responded that there really isn't - that he really doesn't have a desire for sex with anyone. This has me realizing that I'm really the one who's changed. Ten years ago, I remember being perfectly happy with once every 7-12 days. Now, I want sex so badly I think about it constantly. All while having gone through a drastic physical change. I'm the one who has changed, not him. But I'm so angry at him for not giving me what i need sometimes. We have a happy life otherwise. He loves the children, is good to me, very patient with us all, is non-demanding about the house, works hard, etc. I hate thinking this is it for me - that I'll never have the sex I crave, that I'm stuck in something that suited me perfectly a decade ago but I now hate. I'd love some tips for how you cope if this is like your situation. I feel guilty and angry all at once. TL;DR - When we got married, we were both LL - now I've switched to HL and gained significant weight. Feeling desperate and trapped.",How much porn and masturbation does he do? +I'm waiting for RL to be 70-90% off,"Sorry, but I doubt that'll happen anytime soon." +"LPT: Even if you don't smoke, order your new car with a cigarette lighter socket.",increase by 52 cents..well worth the effort. +Why is Obama the only one with white 3D glasses in #13? Everyone else has blue.,I think they're on backwards +I guess women buy more books in general than men. so appealing to a mysterious girl book tells the reader what kind of book it will be,Or guys like reading about girls a bunch? +"COMMON SENSE PEPE: Pepe has an official message for the media. Very rare, please use with caution.","yes i would like to purchase this common sense pepe, buy pepe" +"Can we take a second and thank Zack Snyder and what he's done for all movies, not just DC Extended Universe. The only time Zack Snyder gets mentioned is when he's getting bashed, or defended. Me? I'd like to just outright thank him for the work he's done. Man of Steel was awesome. Period. So was Batman v Superman, but it was plagued by duty. Does anyone even know what the 2nd Marvel movie was? The Incredible Hulk. A movie and franchise they've all but abandoned. Four more movies would come out before Avengers, the BvS of Marvel. Punisher: War Zone, Iron Man 2, Thor, Captain America: The First Avenger. Incredible Hulk made $263.4 million, and that's why it doesn't exist anymore. Batman v Superman made $873.3 million. Back on point, though. I love all of Zack Snyder's movies. Immortals Watchmen 300 Sucker Punch Dawn of the Dead MoS BvS Not in any particular order, but MoS is probably my favorite, with Immortals as #2. Thank you, Zack Snyder. Keep doing what you're doing.",You forgot the +If you want to try new shit you can play bots?,Yeah like it's hard to faceroll the bots when you're first timing. +"Did it. It worked. I now have a Mustang Alpha, and will take that for a spin this evening.",Be sure to fill up those wing mounts! +Take a hint and go on a vacation,So they can fuck +**Tendy**,#S +"I may be customizing a real pair of TD 350s for a friend. Anyone have any good ideas for what I could do? I was thinking about replicating Diddy's 1 of 1 red 350s, thoughts?",Don't +ultraboost 1.0,Legit +I know I certainly felt stacked in RBs. Guess I'm paying for my hubris....,"I was super insecure about my RB corps but I've picked up Blount, D Booker, Quiz, Dion Lewis, and T West from trades or the waiver with a super shitty waiver spot; only RB that I drafted that's left is C Mike... I'm trying not to be too comfy because I know it can go to shit any second now." +Rams head coach Jeff Fisher has signed 2-year contract extension through 2018,What? +Jimmy Z is not coming back he does his own games now he has moved on from zombies also you still realize Blundell could still have control over zombies and campaign because there is three co-studio heads not only one,"Going by the rumours and the pain of flops 3, one can only hope, pray and sell their soul to Monty, to make it happen." +Is JimmyZ coming back to zombies?,I made a simular post a few weeks back and sadly believe he won't be coming back and that 3arc zombies will never be the same again. +"No, worth is defined by utilitarianism.",but if there's no life then there's no need for utilitarianism +They are logically valid though... The premise and conclusion can be false; the conclusion just can't contradict the premises.,But there is no logical progression. +You say that like where you live is the be all end all of reasons to cheer for sports teams...,Something something Dallas fans aren't from Texas +"Scrub, I'll put a hole in ya b4 u even realize it m8",I'll pierce you with silk you lil bish +I wonder when it became the norm for people to start referring to America as a democracy?,It is supposed to be both a democracy and a republic. +Three of which will be about e-mail.,3 more about Benghazi and the 7th for being literally Satan +Retire and spend time dispensing advice on r/personalFinancr,Seems about right. +"Yes, but she'd never be in any Star Wars movie.","Then she wouldnt be a top news article right now, and reddit wouldn't care." +"Women should be the first to go and colonize Mars. Following the #draftourdaughters champaign I think women should be the first to go and colonize Mars. Men have made this planet what it is after 100s of years of fighting wars and making technological development so women can have the perfect life they have today with everything catered to them(welfare benefits, alimony, child support, the internet, mobile phones, white knights). And what did men get in return? rejection. Its time Elon Musk send these bitches up in space so they can show how 'amazing' they really are without men.",Can we send ALL of them? +"Depends on what people you're talking about. The alt-right definitely treats Trump with kid gloves. And the alt-rght is becoming more popular on reddit. With most people, though, they're very negative on Trump. Which I think he deserves. I kinda doubt he'd be the one who starts WW3. But if WW3 *does* start, I'm relatively sure he'll make it worse.",More that - he would neither have the tools nor the ability nor the interest to *stop* it before it started. +Just got my replacement last week. Hoping I can hang on to it until 10/28 & swap it for the V20 without a penalty,try the iPhone 6s plus; IOS 10 has given it a new lease on life imo +Only if he gets re-elected....,I don't think the public will like his policies once they're in power. +Where is this?,Philthadelphia. +But wait - Swedish politicians are saying that there is a pride among these women and that the oppression of women is an alt-right conspiracy?,These same politicians also think wearing a wristband that says don't rape me will act like Muslim-repellant. +"The last two times the Indians went to the World Series in a presidential election year, they won it. I can make up useless stats too!",Miller for President. +Finnala's Peril vs. Palindrome?,In general if one handcannon doesnt have rifled/reinforced then the one with rifled/reinforced barrel is better. +TIL fap means for academic purposes,sounds like a pretty solid backronym +"Member They killed Kenny! You, bastards!. Oh and member, member pip?? I member!",And 'member the Mongolians? +Please remove the odyssey point cap.,Nice ego. +"*Shrug* Feel free to mentally amend my statement to 85%. Does not change my point. The number of people of Mexican ethnicity has grown by ~16X in 75 years (~2 million in 1940), while the US population has grown by ~2.5X. Had the Mexican-ethnic population grown by the same rate as the broader US there would be 5 million today, not 33.7.","Your link also shows that the population was growing before immigration picked up, probably because Mexican Americans have higher birth rates." +Why can't we have a backwards compatible feature like Xbox?,holy fuck..... this topic is so beaten to death that horses are now extinct +#HAS SHITPOSTING GONE TOO FAR?,(no it hasn't) +"Went to school with Sage, wrestled with him, knew him personally. His dad was a body builder, his sister is an mma fighter, his little brother also did mma. Probably the nicest guy I've ever known and can't even imagine him roiding whatsoever.",The fact that his dad was a bodybuilder immediately makes me hesitant to say he's natty +I'm a bit confused and very ignorant of satanism. But is satanism not just another theology? Why does r/atheism like it so much?,Because it is fun and they advocate all the points that atheists care about. +"In Germany, supposedly many Germans, especially German politicians, are offended by the German flag. Not sure why.",#Take off the flag! +This part baffles me. To what demographic is JLC pandering when paying for product placement of a 20k item in a comic book film.,There's a near limitless supply of single geeks out there with tons of disposable income... some of 'em will inevitably be into watches... +"How does clit size dictate the direction you take a relationship? Honestly. Is it something that you take into account in a serious monogamous relationship? Or even for a one night stand, would you just nope out of that situation on the count of the size?",lolwat? +Philadelphia GOP report widespread voter fraud,All of those people that do the fraud need to be charged with treason and hung. +Not being rude or anything but You guys are bitching about something that you get for free ? What do you expect when EVERYONE with a 4G device is freeloading on their network ?,"Not bitching, made this post to see how Jio is holding up when their offer is about to expire." +What's from heroes of the storm?,"mounts, you use em to get back into lane/battle quicker just like here" +"You guys never get over a foreign accent. I was over in the Bay area for 2 weeks and I couldn't open my mouth without someone making a comment. Also, unreasonably friendly. No one is that friendly. Stop lying America.",Maybe because you are foreign +"When I was 14 I was backstage at Jay Leno a couple hours before they started shooting. The person I was with was like oh, here comes Jay, I'll introduce you! But when he came in to the room didn't see me and started talking to some people about the show. And he didn't see me, so he had his back to me and kind of backed me into the wall. So I was sort of trapped in a corner by Jay Leno's back and massive shoulders. Just as I was about to tap him on the (massive) shoulder, he ran off to go deal with some other stuff. So it's not like he was being a jerk, because he very clearly didn't know I was there, but as far as celebrity encounters go it was kind of annoying and shitty, and I've technically never met him.","You know give him a break, he writes his own material, and he comes in day in and day out" +High Noon- win a western style pistol duel,Turnoffthewatch - Kill someone who has made a high noon reference. +"To what extent would the world change if penis sizes of every single male on earth became publicly known to everyone? Penis sizes of world leaders, celebrities, sports stars, even Dave from accounting. What impact would it have on our daily life, global politics?",The world would be a better place if Joe Biden publicly had an 11 inch dick. +"Matthews makes a beautiful toe-drag, and comes close to scoring on a backhand","It was a lot of fun to watch him last night, even though I was stressed as hell every time he was on the ice." +"Well I don't have rubber. I have cheap metal replacement pegs. While they fit and work fine, the chinesium was rubbing off on the top of my boots",Furry muff +I believe you mean MW2,eh I liked MW3 +I think you can play Justice Monsters in Altissia and get 99 chests and sell the item for 500k.,wouldnt that take a few hours? +"But if you persue that 'consistency' thing, then it is better to go for full consistency. What else does this imply? Are we speaking the same language. If I responded to someone If you pursue point A, then you'd better go fully for A isn't the natural inclination of any reasonable person to infer that the original comment I was responding to mentioned A in some way? Or at least I am implying that it did? Otherwise it's just random verbal diarhea. Like did you think in your head hey dude here is a response about a completely unrelated idea other people mentioned in this thread but I chose to respond to you about for some reason. And now you are surprised people are confused? Judging from the downvote count at least I know I'm not taking crazy pills or something, because randomly responding to someone about points someone else made is what people on meth do.","Oh, I see, you are just bitching for the sake of bitching." +"Sure, but our entire team has played every game in temperature-controlled conditions or pleasant Fall weather all season. It's reasonable to expect playing in the cold to be a shock to the system.","Up to about 3 weeks ago, we were still experiencing nice fall weather in GB." +Windows calculator has wrong order of operations,That and a million other calculators. +Found this at the mall,I wonder how much i have to pay the get the temple +"Hello high, I'm Dad",Wait how dad are you right now +"OK, let's get real here: Kibler is not exactly an industry superstar. He has no successful games under his belt, had a brief stint of being a top 10 MtG player, and otherwise is a streamer that averages under 10k viewers. That's not somebody that becomes affordable. Not by a long shot. I know we all love the guy but I think there is a bit of overestimation here going on about how important the guy actually is.",Well they hired Realz so +"Still doesn't change the fact that he's at the back of literally ever race and doesn't seem to be making any forward progress. If I was Marc VDS, he would be booted after Valencia.",Guys come on he beat a factory Honda by 5 seconds at Japan +you miss Nelf beards? the fuck?,have you seen Blood elf... I cant even call them beards... :/ +Yeah but Hema and WMA doesn't mean neck beard.,"It's a goddamn joke, I'm sure that the people down at hema are super cool, and way more fucking active than I am." +The Evolution of Shinsuke Nakamura,"It seems odd, looking at him with a full head of hair." +Added an album :),"That is beautiful, it definetly shows that you take care of it." +Maybe his 10 year old didn't explain it to him well enough? The cyber is hard!,well some people think it is softening while other people think it is more of an hardening +Just here to buy some appliances,"thats brilliant, not a facepalm" +"I've always felt like there's something wrong with this story. Why did a 14 year old, tasked with writing a stupid song, write such melancholy, depressing lyrics? Why did they use it? Why didn't he immediately seek therapy for the kid? It was funny in the context of the film, but this tidbit never made sense to me.",Maybe he was making fun of all the whiny protest songs of the '60's. +I think this is our year boys!!!,Shut your face. +"Oh yeah, totally. The giant vote for Trump on the side of the church was totally unrelated. How dumb of me to assume that.",So the Democrats are bombing republican offices according to you then? +"There have been a few times in college so far were I have regretted not dropping a class. I obviously don't know the full details of your situation, but if I were you I would drop it. Especially since you said it wouldn't put you further behind.",Thanks +"Your comment made me take a visit to Leach's Wikipedia page, and holy shit, what a fucking treasure that guy is.","He can definitely tell you where to find the treasure, that's for sure." +Plus a pick or two.,"Yeah, Budda Baker is the real deal." +Is tomorrow ragnaros day? Cuz thats the day I step playing any other character,"Patches usually fall on Tues, but there's a note saying scheduled maintenance on the 14th so I'm assuming Wednesday?" +That's what makes jokes funny. Almost ALL humor is based on pain.,Toilet jokes are the only exception I know of. +But... I rushed through the entire game. Why isn't Xenoverse 3 ready yet?,Idk m8 +TRAI mandates 512Kbps as the minimum speed for wired broadband.,Atleast thats faster than my kabootar Finally I can stream movies in all their 144p glory All hail Teleco Cartel _/ \_ +They probably got it for free as part of the deal to promote their site.,That's irrelevant in the context though +someone suggested a couple weeks ago that regicide be converted to a strike - i think that'd be great.,That would be great +"If you aren't fully rewiring, or at least streamlining the circuitry by the jam door, just take it back to the retailer and get a replacement.","I am going to now, thanks." +TIL Walmart Loses $3 Billion a Year to Theft,"If it costs less than 3 billion to get security for your most stolen from stores, why not." +If they aren't paying for their funeral then they know exactly who is going to have to pay for it after they die.,who said anything about a funeral? +Imgur user admits to theft,He must live in some shitty country if those are the average phones people have there +"Me and my girlfriend have been working on this off and on for the past few months. And 300 potatoes later, this is the monster that we've created.",wh...wh....what did I just watch..... +Yemeni National Army Hillside Battle With Saleh/Houthi Forces (Enemy Visible),after that guy sneaked up to the rock; did the rest move to the rock and are shooting down from it at the end? +We're up to 8 cats now. Going for the most statues instead of the biggest.,Carolina Crazy Cat Ladies +"Pro tip on networking. Hi guys & girls. Just a tip on networking I would like to share with DJs trying to get their lucky break within the industry. So firstly every DJ should really know that networking is one of the most important factors in building up a reputation and is the best way to secure those hard to get gigs. What a lot of DJs don't understand however is how to go about networking. Some people think networking is as simple as adding a guy on Facebook/Twitter/Instagram and then immediately inviting them to like their page or sending them a message along the lines of here is my mix or got any gigs mate? ..... THIS IS NOT THE WAY TO NETWORK!!!!! I run my own events team in one of London's top nightclubs and you wouldn't believe how many people add me & send me messages like this each week. I can tell you now not a single one of them gets a gig with me. In fact a lot of them get immediately unfriended. Don't get me wrong adding and messaging people isn't a bad thing, in fact I would encourage it. You just need to go about things the right way ... this is where my advice on networking comes into play: The most important thing in networking is to go to the events you want to play at. When you go to these events don't just party but also try and get yourself noticed. Speak to the DJs (not when they are playing but after their sets) .. even if its just a simple hi man I'm also a DJ and I loved your set, have you got a page I can add you/follow you on? ... they will love it and this will get you on their radar and also give you contact to them. Once you are on the radar interact with them, comment on facebook, like things, message them (but also don't become a nuisance ... know when to limit yourself). The next time you go to their event they will know who you are and if they aren't an arse hole they will give you more of their time to talk. This process of supporting artists & events in person and networking with them on social media whilst also pushing your own DJ'ing will inevitably lead to gigs. What people do need to understand however is that it isn't a quick process. Turning up to one gig to support and liking 5 statuses won't get you the work however a prolonged period of support will do and it will also make you some awesome friends along the way. Good luck to you all and keep spinning those decks hard :) Avidas",This sounds way too much like advice on dating. +America needs him now more than ever.,Fortress of Solitude +"You should be more worried about meeting us in the Divisional after a Giants Wildcard when the Pats are pretty much untouchable SB favorites. History doesn't repeat with the exact same players, but it does rhyme...",*hiss* +How long will my i5-4690K 3.5 GHz last me? I currently have it paired with my 970. I plan to upgrade to the 1080ti next year. Will my CPU bottleneck next year's gfx cards?,"CPUs don't get worse, it's equivalent to the 6600k and won't bottleneck the 1080(not sure about ti)" +"My stock cooler that came with my i5 was running at 40C when idle, now with a Hyper 212 EVO it runs at 25C... But yeah, my R9 290 is 47C when I'm just web browsing so this pc always heats up my room in the end.","You're lying out your ass, there's no way your cpu is as cool as the ambient air temperature in your room." +no ones really playing it man. also unless youre a total weeb there really isnt a good 2d fighter being played right now. also a poor release doesn't mean the game itself is bad. watch the video.,KOF14 is flat-out better than SF5 in almost every way though +"Uh, I hope you know that first most often = the tree you open with most often, and second most often = the tree you open (pick first) with second most often are easily confused with first most often = the first tree you open most often and second most often = the second tree you open most often. (I mean it's made obvious by the other questions, but there's still got to be abetter way of wording it)","I'm sure my word choice could have been better but at the end if the day it's an informal survey, not a federal census." +"U.S. Soccer Still Needs Jurgen Klinsmann, But Maybe Not As Manager","Jesus Christ, Haisley is such an inflammatory, know-nothing hack." +You guys are why bruins fans are unbearable. He hit him directly in the front! Downvote me all you want but it doesn't mean you're right.,I swear I see more fans of rivals talking about how shitty B's fans are than I do of B's fans being shitty. +Palestinians demand UK apology for 1917 Balfour Declaration that pledged British support for the creation of Israel,The losers continue to demand the unconditional surrender of the victors... Palestine is stuck in Khartoum. +How many friend pts have you used to get 9 of them?,"120 multis for me, idk about op" +Me irl,its like the opening to a bad slice of life show. +Two registered democrats just voted in Florida for Trump!,As a fellow Floridian and registered democrat - I will be voting for Mr Donald J Trump +Quick reminder guys NOT to go trash talk over there please. It created a shitshow with the Canuck mods a few weeks ago.,The r/hockey GDT on Saturday is gonna be a battlefield. +"Spring Class Workload Question So this a potential schedule I am trying to take next semester: Math 2551 Phys 2212 CS 1331 ECE 2020 Plus whatever social science elective I can get into. Now I know that this is already 14 hours of STEM classes, but would it be completely unmanageable? I am doing well in CS 1371, Math 1553, and Phys 2211 this semester if it matters","Not bad, you'll definitely have worse semesters than that one later on if you're in ECE." +"God that's even more broken then I first thought he was, I really want him now.",It's not guaranteed attacks. +My poo the morning after eating a bag of flaming hot Cheetos.,Your bathroom looks creepy for some reason. +Well... don't even try to get Rapid Discord then.,"At least that one isn't reliant on pulling off an ult at the exact perfect moment, and that I play less Krillin" +I 'member! 'Member the vastly superior Disney version of Doug?,You dropped this +This is Lucy.,something Lucy something cordially invites something. +Do you honestly believe you can carry in low-SR games by outplaying people mechanically as lucio?(Assuming gamemode is not KOTH),"Well to be honest the question was best way to grind, not best way to carry." +"That's what I thought she was getting at too. I mean, at least I could see where she'd be coming from with that logic. I'm 5'5, I weigh a buck and some change, I'm translucent white, loud gun shots frighten me, and I'm pretty good at gardening. I can't throw a rock in this town without hitting a gangster begging to initiate me.",maybe you should stop throwing rocks at people? +That's not why it was cringey. How old were you in 2005?,15 and i heard that all the time back then +Now that's how you read people!,"for real though, i'm totally using rewind a blu-ray as an insult now" +"Ah, okay. I'm actually out of the country right now and was just gonna grab whatever was decently priced in the store. I'll just have to ask/check the box, I suppose.","Most take DDR2 800MHz/667MHz, or the newer ones ones usually take DDR3 1033MHz in my experience." +"He thinks it's a dictatorship like corporations are. I'm wondering if he really wanted to MAKE America a dictatorship, or if he's just so dumb he thought it always was. To be safe I'm assuming the former, but I'm hoping the later.",I think Trump is just terribly and utterly misinformed. +Canadian cops to punish drunk drivers with Nickelback tunes,Good thing we don't allow cruel and unusual punishment down here in the US. +"Calm people of reddit, How are you so calm?",I swear a lot. +"We all still love Patrick Stewart, right?",Isn't he really hard to work with because he consider himself way better than anyone else (wich he is but its a shitty thing to do) +"There's a difference between murderous intent and wishing someone ill. Until you learn that difference, keep posting son, you are a riot.",8-) +Kissing Cousins,"Messed up family politics is one of the major reasons that incest is a taboo subject, especially now that birth control is so prevalent." +"Unlock it, and you get to see it - the rest is a free preview? -*devs*",This was my thinking process when I noticed how annoying it was to look at skins. +"chased out of what town, you mean brighton? who would chase me out of brighton, half of you are too fat to run and the other half are too gay to do anything about it so long rainbow man",2/10..... at least he knows what rainbows symbolise. +Ah....nothing says success like a lump of coal.,Nothing says climate escalation like one either. +"We always deferred to start with the coin toss, so our defense was on the field to start. The defense the past few years can't stop anyone so opposing offenses chewed up much of the clock. Also adding in that our offense seemingly always starts slow every week.",Your offense doesn't get rolling until the defense is playing prevent +If they want power this attitude has to change.,Agreed. +When the planes tank more than the tanks..,"You're ping is too high, needs to be under 5." +Looks like I'll be forced to sit Brock this week. Gosh darn it.,Should probably do that every week just to be safe +The guy sitting next to me just said good when he saw this.,...Where was this? +We 'chose' the son of a prominent former prime minister.,"Who is this we, buddy?" +Dormammu I've come to bargain.,Dormammu I've come to bargain. +Inviting conflict with China. Disrupting the stock market with Twitter. Inviting his children to meetings they have no place attending. Failing to hold press conferences. Dodging his numerous conflicts of interest. Intense flip-flopping post campaign. Just a few little things.,If by disrupting the stock market you mean its been doing well... +"Mental gymnastics. It's nothing new if you want to be informed and tbm about mormonism. It's to protect the kids, TDC even said so and those called of god never lie, use misdirection, or tell untruths. Just look at blacks and the priesthood...which was in place because society wasn't ready to accept it, even though the rest of society had started to move past this kind of behavior. But it's all because it was god's will...until the essays came out. I know it's all true because I get fuzzy feelings that are indefinable, same as when I watch rudy...",I know it's true because I keep telling everyone that I know it's true and now I believe my own lies. +"From the new temple book my mom just gifted me. TSCC is still sticking by the narrative that Moroni actually lived in N. America, buried plates in NY, then just wandered 2k miles to dedicate the Manti Temple grounds. Or vice versa... still a little hazy on the timeline.",He had horses and wheeled carts so that probably helped. +"How many of you have switched to Android for more than 1 year and then come back? I left Apple when my wife dropped my iPhone 5 and shattered the screen. Thought i'd try something different because I was bored and curious about the other side. Since then I've had several Android phones but am thinking about trying iOS again because i'm bored and curious again :) How many of you have actually left Apple for a substantial amount of time and come back? What was your experience? I'm especially curious for those of you who really understood android and got deeper into its capabilities (custom launchers, icon packs, file system stuff).",Not me +"Hallelujah! here it guys! the internal Clinton Foundation attachment that connects the shady dots! Journalists, forrnsic accountants, DIY slueths come and get it!",Jesus share this with everyone +let's just say you are no longer a vigin ;),Found the vigin. +Lumbridge was liiiit,r/accidentalruinscape +"If you've edged your factions and deleted Faction Badge... ..make sure you re-join a Faction just before RoI launches. That way you'll have the ability to buy something at the start of RoI and **still have the chance to switch factions** If you don't do this, you won't be able to switch factions during that first week. Obviously with 3 characters and 3 factions, it's easier however if you're with NM and want that sweet DO gear, you might wish to change.","Bingo Employo here, we'll reset your current rank reputation on release day" +"Trump to give private media-only event in Valley Forge, PA -- nuclear bomb announcement?",disclosing his russian ties? +Current number of comped accounts with 120 slayer I'm just wondering how many compers right now have 120 slayer so like if a jmod could pull up that stat I'd appreciate it.,was gonna say just check highscores... but you said comp'd players. +"yah TBH i only ever see pmods ED8ing for ranks in CCs, schlubbing it up a prife lode or doing this. Yet to see a pmod tat just acts like a normal person Should remove the crown tbh - just the mute option.",I know a few normal pmods... and fmods but they rarely do stuff that seems to be helpful to me. +"I will add the twister jar from blendtec is great for making pesto or hummus or nut butter - it's way easier than I could ever imaging a tamper would be or scraping down the bigger jar with a spatula. I forgot about how easy it is to get the stuff out of the blendtec jar vs an oster style jar - the blades aren't sharp so no cutting hazard, and there's just 2 so it's super easy to get down in there to get everything out. You can tell I haven't used an inferior blender in years lol.",Nut butter... Heh +There's an art form to choosing which aspects of your work should be terrible. Sometimes an arbitrary misspelling doesn't add to the piece if it doesn't gel with the overall theme.,Tagged as you as the Bob Ross of letters. +Minifig Keychains,I need a good Kilowog cmf +"To you fucking rejects that disagree with voter ID ,, Do you say it's unfair because you have no way to get to DMV for your FREE ID? If you start walking today (Oct 5th) to the DMV you will get one in time to vote ,","Well with the way you type, and talk if you're allowed to vote so should everyone else." +I have updated my Happy Mask Salesman cosplay,Gimme +"Alright wise guys, what's the greatest country then?",Best Korea #1 +Fireworks warehouse explodes while firefighters try to put it out,This is why arson is so tempting. +You wanna help do your part in that and beat Dallas in Week 17?,Nothing that could happen in week 17 would make me happier than doing just that! +"American Milky Way is pretty similar to global Mars Bar. Global Milky Way is different (less dense nougat, no caramel).",European milky ways are just three musketeers bars. +I've seen it everywhere. They care more about the fact that liberals lost than that Trump won...,I think that was the primary goal of the cult of Trump from the beginning +I certainly don't circlejerk over a horribly misleading ad just because it was put forth by my political party,No you just Circle Jerk over wordpress blogs that Uncover the truth with outdated and out of context screenshots. +The mistake here is not going for the ball even though you can be there fastest. That has basically nothing to do with going for boost as the person in the back.,"If the front goes for the boost, you're the middle and the back goes for the boost, the opposing team could just angle it and get an automatic goal." +"Obama: somehow, simultaneously, the biggest pussy and the biggest warmonger.","See, he's a pussy because he opposes American imperialism, and he's a warmonger because he opposes Russian imperialism." +My personal experience shows women approach hot guys no matter when or where.,but happens way more in clubs tho. +"Also, a lot of Americans don't get enough vacation time to go overseas. If you've only got two weeks off and travelling to your destination takes up almost two days of that, you're less likely to go there.","I don't think Chinese people get much more vacation time, but having only 2 weeks is a fair reason not to want to travel 2 days." +The Sunday Start: Dwayne Washington should be in your lineup,Well this is awkward... +"Yeah, I'm planning to buy a AMD RX 490 the moment it releases.",Sick! +So economically anxious!,I think it's time for another round of op-eds about how this disgusting behavior is actually motivated by job security. +Is Trump seriously saying they want another debate???,Conway said he *really* wants one. +He said 20 elections would consider it that is all. I think the most amount of electors voting against their state will be eight or less. Likely less.,"He said 30 considered it, but 20 are very likely." +"I think if Trump wanted to, he could destroy Scientology. How do you even blackmail Trump? He just bats away any shit thrown at him. Hell, he gets himself in trouble by saying stupid shit and then people love him even more. Trump could be the ultimate adversary for scientology.","Tweet him about it, maybe in a goading way that forces him to respond" +Is anyone else dying to see a breaking news that says Comey to hold press conference. Hillary Clinton rally cancelled,If and WHEN she is on TV in handcuffs I could die a happy man +No luck.,"Grasping at straws here but try the hostname of the PC you're trying to use to login, I'm not sure why it won't accept no domain since that's how windows normally logs into shares without a domain present." +We are always about 100 years from extinction.,"Yep it is going to take just another generation until feminists start actually killing all men, not just tweeting it." +Buy a plane ticket with cash would be step one. Step two is go somewhere third world as fuck. Only time they'll need your passport is walking off the plane. Burn it after that. You're a new person.,Cash won't help - he still needs to use government ID to board the plane. +"I'm elected electric spy I'm protected electric eye I'm elected electric spy I'm elected, protected, detective, electric eye.",1984 or 1000 eyes +LF1 to finish the nightfall. At the boss already,Mr WigglyEyes +"Then I'll go for a watercooled 480, once I get around to save for a computer, isn't expensive at all in my country :D","Ya, just keep in mind there are entire master thesises on how to extract the most IPC from GPUs ... so money spent on the GPU is less important than time/money spent on organizing work properly." +"Our policy is not to have a policy until the focus groups and polls tell us what our policy ought to be. That's our policy. And in the interim, it means the PCs can duck any tricky policy questions by mumbling something about this lengthy process. What's the PC policy on queer kids in Catholic schools? What's the PC policy on bilingualism? What's the PC policy on anything? Sorry, we don't know yet, ask again later.",You're just bitchy because of all those ORPP payments you're making and that affordable electricity you're paying. +So on one side we have a candidate that wants to help ten year olds get away from perverted creeps. And on the other side we have a perverted creep that fantasizes about dating ten year olds.,"Yep, it's that simple" +"If Kennedy hosted beauty pageants in the Vatican, surrounded himself with Jesuit advisors, repeatedly said that the Pope was a better leader than Eisenhower, and the only change he made to the DNC platform was a concession to the Catholic Church, maybe folks would have reason to distrust him.",Hey the pope never let a U2 pilot get shot down +"What would you get from Wally World with a coupon worth 25% off the total purchase? My fiance works there and they gave him this as thanks for working on Thanksgiving. We are wondering if we should buy some items to flip, but don't have much experience in it. Any ideas are appreciated.",NES Classics and Hatchimals. +"Reporting facts is a big, NO NO, to these people.","Triggering, even" +The *real* advantage of a non twist-off cap is being able to open it at parties without a bottle opener so you thooper kewl.,*takes off bottle cap with teeth* +"Just the tip - Jimmy Saville, probably.",It's a bit of a bummer that I couldn't get through this thread without a pun train. +"Are you saying people should stay in their respective spaces? You should join us in T_D sometime, I feel like you'd really align with our stance on immigration. :\^)",I got banned despite never commenting in the_donald. +Dak looked really bad at some points.,Bad at points is my favorite way for opposing QBs to look! +"After Claiming Racism Doesn't Exist, Lil Wayne Explains How A White Officer Saved His Life While Black Officers Left Him To Die!",He's wrong but he's right. +Is this considered to be a bad movie? I've always quite enjoyed it as a fun flick,It has a 7.1/10 on imdb I think they just hated the movie and didn't want to work too hard explaining why. +tbh she is smoking hot!,he should still be professional lol +Talk you son of a bitch!,I see they use the holy plastic bucket of water. +Vriska or Sans? I kept on hearing battles between theses 2 megalovanias and wonder who would really win?,Brody +what?,It's a sarcastic teaser tweet. +Interesting thought. I was thinking more in the line of everybody is using bowlers and healers therfore a new level would make these attacks even more powerful Your thought is more in line with whatever is not used needs an upgrade and therefore will change how people attack. Good point! I also wasn't aware dragons are used so much at th11.,Air is currently really good at TH11 its just *REALLY* hard. +"The Extended Cut is free, so go ahead and download it. It's not so much an alternate ending as an expanded version of the original ending that ties up a few loose ends.",Would I find it in the Xbox Store on the X1 or would I have to download it on the 360 and find it in my X1 library? +"No the majority of the country wanted Trump, but were the minority in the popular vote only by 200,000 so far, but some states are still being counted in Trumps favor. Like I said, Republic makes sure that the majority don't mob rule over the minority, which in this case isn't even by that much. Just because a lot of people live in California, doesn't mean California should rule over every state.",but if a majority of the country lives in california then who california wants is what a majority of the country wants im also a fan of the republic but you have to concede that more of the country wanted clinton because that is a fact +Thank you sir,Don't Sir me Saar +"Does the Las Vegas expansion team have a chance? Are they even going to make the cut with ticket sales? I know it was reported that they snagged 16,000 season tickets, but is that just hype for a new sports team? The people of Vegas don't really strike me as repeat season ticket purchasing hockey fans, let alone hockey fans. I feel like this franchise will die or get relocated in less than a decade. What do you guys think?",Of course they do +"Our city's one problem is the rampant crime in the black community, period. Solve that, save the city. Continue to ignore it and there's no hope.",Perhaps a viable transportation system that opened up access to jobs would reduce the amount of poverty in the city and in turn reduce crime. +"I agree completely. There is something said to be said for apologizing either way once anger enters into it. Obviously sometimes one person is primarily wrong and should apologize, but even though anger is a normal emotion, it's nice to apologize for getting angry with your spouse (not for the initial problem). I have a temper, my wife is normally a bit more clear-headed when we fight. I often apologize either way, but if she loses her temper she does too. I think it makes everything stronger.","Communication and equal footing are, in my opinion, the keys to a solid relationship." +"There's one even further east, it's called Cyprus.",Hehe cheeky Bulgaria :^ D +"I'm starting to think we should look at taking a RB as well. I love abdullah, but if he gets dinged again or has more fumbling issues we cannot be left with this stable of backs again. This is an extremely good RB class, so hopefully we can get a talented guy in the 3rd-6th rounds.",Man I'd love to get Royce Freeman or Samaje Perine in the 3rd round +Melee breaks out in courtroom,Ricky and the boys are at it again. +"On one hand, there's not much more left for her to accomplish in MMA. But on the other, what else is she going to do? She's lost her baddest bitch on the planet aura. She sucks at acting. She's pretty, but not super-model pretty. Not trying to hate. Legit asking what's next for her.",Probably has made enough money to ride off into the sunset and never be seen again if she wants. +White Xr1s?,White and the olive colored ones +"Well because it would have infinite energy if it had any mass, therefore you'd explode as it slammed into you , the earth or well anything. Thankfully this is entirely impossible.","It's only impossible because we don't know how to do it, not that it can be done" +"What comes next after capitalism, then?",Revolution? +Hillary Clinton IT Paul Combetta Asked How To Destroy Evidence On Reddit,Ahhh goverment low bid in action.... (hire damn perment people) +"No, it's not.","That's the argument they are using, and I assume that they know more than you." +Remember when y'all had NFL relevancy? I don't 'member.,2011 +A long time friend,Make a move. +Conservative by Australian standards. Still more progressive than the major parties in the US.,Not true +"Travolta has the same star power as Nic Cage or Steven Seagal. At this point, you take what you can get.","Nic Cage can still surprise with good roles, I would put him above Travolta these days" +"That's what I was thinking. I kind of think adding a negative passive to every policy just complicates things more than is necessary. Some do have negatives already as well, like the one that gives you bonus housing and amenities but you get -8 gold per city.",oh shit thats from gold production and not maintenance costs? +Is there any evidence this was perpetrated by a Trump supporter or are you just throwing out the ole strawman?,attacked by a suspect described as a 6-foot-tall white man Obviously from this description we can tell that he is a Trump supporting KKK terrorist +"prepare for down votes! But seriously, i really hope this isn't a gimmick, cause I'm putting a lot of money in it..",being the weakest gimmick of the 3 major VR headsets on the market isn't helping. +The Future,Tbf when robots do take over every job than we should just all be a communist democracy where all we do all day is philosophy art or party Communism only works when noone works +"What's your Album of the Year so far? I think this year has been one of the best for music in a long time, some of the releases have been of such high quality. Everything from Chance the Rapper to Radiohead, Bon Iver to possibly a new Gorillaz album. What's been your favourite so far? Any contenders for Album of the Year on your radar? Personally I think Hamilton Leithauser + Rostam - I Had a Dream That You Were Mine is my AOTY. Incredible album.",Blink 182's *California* was on rotation for me all summer. +I'm glad someone remembers ww2.,link? +"Their wedding night: She was nervous, He was excited",Lechon! +I hope you're not counting trucks that are used for commuting to work as a work truck.,"Nah brah, I work constrcution and totally need a pick up to haul my tool belt around." +Thanks dude! pretty sure this is gonna help,Good luck and have fun. +Canada: Hamilton police bust food truck-like car selling cocaine and marijuana,"In other new, police continue to waste time and tax payers money." +"Just give Curious Coins instead of gold for Bonus Rolls. There, solved.",As someone who doest give a damn about mounts or the other stuff I'd rather have some gold... +Hostility toward women is one of the strongest predictors of Trump support,"Oh wow, this is surprising on so many levels." +"ah I see, so the issue isn't foreign investors for you? you just don't want mainland Chinese investors? is this your answer? also note, why does it matter? money has no colour. what difference does it make if foreign investors are French or Saudi Arabian? Do we have preference for certain nationalities/ethnicities?","because all those nationalities you mentioned combined don't even come close to even 50% split of the FI pool, it's all dominated by a single country." +From a purely financal standpoint that seems pretty bad advice. You could just as well advice some to burn $500 dollar a month.,Well seeing as OP's concern was not really financial the response makes sense. +"Looks great, but I'll be keeping the 5X for another year at least. I can't justify spending more than like $400 on a phone. No worries, my 5X is working great for me.","Same here, it's got a lot of life left, plus sweet updates galore." +He's gotta do what Punk did. You people cheering me on never really liked me kind of thing,He already did that.... +"The US Army Needs Some Help Destroying 15,000 Battleship Shells","Really shocked at how little explosive was in the shell, I know the kinetic energy alone was responsible for a lot of damage and new rail gun weapons are the purest expression thereof, but still only 10%?" +"Oh Brother, why don't thou blow it out your ass. I have zero life experience? Okay. Let's talk about that. You left when I was two. I'm 23 now. In that time, I've buried my best friend at 17. I've defeated an eating disorder. I've helped keep a roof over YOUR parents' head for five years after YOU skipped town on YOUR responsibilities and left them saddled with YOUR debts. I've survived sexual assualt. Twice. I've survived a suicide attempt. I've used all three of those not experiences to help people going through their own struggles. Tomorrow, I have an interview for an internship that could potentially land me my dream job - a dream I've had since I was 9 years old (not that you'd know, since you...ya know...left.) Soon, I'll be getting my SECOND degree, the one that is 19 years in the making, and not once did I stop or take a break. Literally all the way through school from kindergarten to my doctorate. When you were my age, you couldn't even commit to a woman. Remember Tammy? And Amy? Jesus, I can't remember which one you left for which, but I know you left the second one because you knocked another woman up. Don't get me wrong - I'm glad that marriage worked out. But, come on man, if life experience equals screwing everyone in your wake over, you can take your life experience and go and get the hell on. If life experience means turning into an abusive drunk, you can keep it. I'm sorry if finally telling people how much of an ass you are pisses you off. I'm sorry if not having control over everyone in your life makes you uncomfortable. But I'm not playing your stupid games anymore. You can take your life experience and go fuck yourself. Because I'm done.",You go Glen Coco. +"What does the dot product actually represent? Like, physically? I was just a TA, but it led to a really fun discussion of vector calculus.","And, what did you answer?" +"Who should the democrats get to run in the next election that isn't Bernie Sanders? I know that a lot of us wanted Bernie to get the nomination, but waiting four years for him to have the opportunity to run is problematic due to age and possibly interest. After Obama ran the last time I wasn't sure who the republicans would run in his place that could win, and now I am wondering the same for democrats. Warren has stated she doesn't want it. Clinton is out. Who is left? Why would they be at all viable?",Sherrod Brown +Human Torch Drone,"Shit, this would be amazing for fucking with people in medieval times." +"If it keeps shrinking, then due to the lack of an appropriate salt lake, eventually Salt Lake City will have to be renamed to just City.",Salt Flats City +There is a negative chance Ginsburg steps down with Trump in office. I wouldn't be surprised to find out she has a contigency plan to pull some weekend at bernie's type scheme if she ends up dead within the next 4 years.,"Cue RBG suddenly going very quiet on the bench and just waving her hands, whilst Kagan and Sotomayor try to hide the strings controlling her ;)" +But what if they want their Gravity blade to send them to the moon?,It only goes for 20km +Sweet. Fuck Islam and fuck that stupid fuck Muhammad who fucked pigs.,Let us know if u died. +Onix ultra boost restock,Thoughts on solid greys? +sombra and peanutbutter theory?,i am not entertained +"You should go to Hillarys facebook page and read people's opinion of her. The record cannot keep up correcting all the comments. The majority are from women calling Hillary out for being nasty, corrupt and a liar. The people are speaking and it's fantastic. They have seen thru all the lies and spin.","Eh, at least she isn't a fascist piece of shit." +He almost missed the first three. He made the half court shot look the easiest.,He was just keeping us in suspense. +"I did 6,got 2 refias. No luneth :(",poor guy... +Her gun deals a surprising amount of damage,The downside is you have to be able to aim +Really? Cause she's going to jail soon,(((triggered))) +What doesn't sound real about an unnamed ex Russian intelligence agent leaking a story about Trumps damming Russian ties to the pro Hillary website Mother Jones.,You forgot +"1 morning a day, generally. We've been doing it for years in preparation.",They're rehearsing her funeral :( +Mancuso16 Add me and I'm in,Gotchu +There was a second one?,on netflix +I'll think on it. I really want sky blue and crimson tho,Ok I'll be on for an hour +"Happy holidays, my ellow perverts! :D",Happy Holidays to you too! +This,That +English Referendum on Scotlands removal from Union,I bet most the people who have signed this are Scottish +We're slacking off...,"We're trying to make reality into anime, which is harder." +"Huckabee could have been a decent post governor, fighting for the working people and conservative Christians. But he is a terrible partisan, like Newt and the rest of the GOP booksellers.",Turns out selling books by being a partisan hack is more profitable than actually serving your country. +why was the recount dumb?,something something YOU LOST something something heil Trump +Sure do u have any of the other new subterror support?,"All I have is Stygokraken, could do both Archer and Stygokraken for $17?" +Yeah this whole thing is completely bizarre. It now sounds like Goff wasn't pro ready at ALL despite that being the prevailing opinion for the entire process.,"I'm very upset to not be starting and continuing the tradition of strong QB play in the NFC...uh...sunrise direction, right?" +"No. I had a cat and dog as a kid, and we have a cat (kitten) now. I don't understand most of the things that skitty little cat does!","No one understands cats, I think." +Sure would be nice if connelly got some more targets.,Conley +But I feel like it was a direct result of the interception which can't happen because of the offsides. Therefore it doesn't really matter if the ball was dead.,I don't think I've ever seen it get declined in that situation though +I can only imagine how the humourless jobsworth Passport control officer would react to this Passport Officer: 'Passport please' Queen: 'I'm the Queen' Passport Officer: 'and im the mayor of Timbuktu....passport please',"At which point the nice RaSP officers invite the stamp jockey to try that again, more politely, rather than feel the butt of a gun." +"I'm gonna be honest, I hate Great Big Sea. My mother loved blaring their albums when I was a kid, and though I haven't listened to them in years, I've got one of their songs stuck in my head now. :x Time to put on some Skinny Puppy.",when I'm up I can't get down can't get down can't get level when I'm up I can't get down can't get down can't get level when I'm up I can't get down can't get down can't get level when I'm up I can't get down can't get down can't get level when I'm up I can't get down can't get down can't get level when I'm up I can't get down can't get down can't get level when I'm up I can't get down can't get down can't get level when I'm up I can't get down can't get down can't get level when I'm up I can't get down can't get down can't get level when I'm up I can't get down can't get down can't get level when I'm up I can't get down can't get down can't get level when I'm up I can't get down get my feet back on the ground oooooh +Does it really communicate with the other ones? Damn I had no idea it did that. I wonder what the benefits of that are though.,"Well that's Neutron's whole selling point, that you can for example pick two tracks and Neutron automatically sets his EQ in a way that both tracks have their frequency space." +9 times Donald Trump has already betrayed his voters since winning the election,is anyone really surprised that the guy who ran his campaign on lies and BS actually lied to the voters about his intentions.. +"No, but he will start to go away in what, 67 days?","Lol , I think he either has to win or face a possible prison sentence for all the charges currently in court(6 or 7) racketeering, fraud , corruption and bribery I believe with a new case that he has tried for the last two years to get a mistrail, didn't happen, all of which are postponed till after the election." +All I really wish the game companies would do is design around a minimum performance spec of 1080p 60fps. I just like smooth running games with a decent pixel count. Actual game graphics don't matter as much to me past that.,Agreed! +Too low,2 cc2? +"Maybe you're overanalyzing tHa memes, cuH","Fuck, I tHink so" +Going from your history you do know the directions to get to t_d.,I'm flattered that you looked into it! +"Possibility of Legion Sale This Month? I remember that Warlords of Draenor got very cheap at the end of November last year. However, it had been released for some time. Would Blizzard do a sale for Legion nearing the Black Friday discount time of year? They released WoD two years ago in the middle of November, and they didn't do a sale on it, but Legion was released a little earlier this year. Just got a parking ticket so now it'll be a little while before I jump in, but if there's a sale I might could justify it to myself.","Maybe, but I wouldn't count on it." +Pet my cat while I pet your puppies,"I mean I didn't get this husky because I wanted a husky, I got it because girls love huskies" +Will definitely cringe you,Can we Deport the furries with the Islamic terrorists when Trump becomes president +"such a great fix, except it doesn't fuckin work if you already killed it this week, nice hotfix blizz","Just read the hotfix, got a little giddy and excited, came here, proceeded to have that giddiness and excitement crushed by the unstoppable disappointment machine." +Will they have a rehearsal today?,"They should, it's their first time evicting someone." +You're lucky you didn't get shot.,"Only in america," +The counter argument is that consentually banging an adult intern in your office is not something that one should have to testify about in a federal inquiry in the first place.,"It was deemed relevant information in another case, and if memory serves it was information that could be subpoenaed due to something Clinton himself signed into law." +I never get that joke,Engi**near** Engi**here** +I'd be a little worried about the state of the space-time continuum if they were over 50%,"GT Engineer here, we'll come up with a way to make that work." +....right. Did you mean to respond to my other comment?,Probably +Low health + destroyer,dat planet needs to git gud +No. Only the Note 7 is affected.,There are two articles on the front page about S7 burns right now. +I wouldn't mind watching the Hillary supporters kill themselves.,Would get better ratings than CNN +It's the perfect opportunity to chug some Dew.,Or eat Cool Ranch Doritos. +"Well I just took a sip from a cup of tea, so I guess that poisoned me. In that case I'd be awkwardly fallen off my bed on the floor, amongst all messy clothes, with my phone thrown across the room with almost completely typed mes",o no +"Well, in my defense there's nothing in the original post about the temperature. Taking that into account I would agree with you. Where I'm at it was 75 degrees last night, so the no shoes or coat didn't register as a problem.","I guess when OP said Morg parents I just assumed Utah, and I sure knew it was cold here last night!" +"Well, they said there would be fewer rez potg's...",wha- +They're functionally using one branch of government to usurp the power of the other two.,Just as the founders intended +Donna is very sorry for her actions,The ends justify the means. +Suggested tips,This is why we need a wall. +"$10,000 is nothing to sneeze at, but it's also about 1/4 the cost of a moderately-priced new car. I have no doubt that if a private-party wanted one for something specific like the destruction of a rocket, they could find a financial way to make it happen.","I find it ridiculous that some business with deep pockets would want to sabotage spaceX, who essentially has no competitors." +"What small thing would you change to make a hero way too strong? Title. For example, adding vision to NP's teleport would make him into earth imaging satellite at level 1.",200% crit on fissure... That with enchant totem would be disgusting +Weapons of Math Destruction,Theoryothly. +Clearly - you keep using that word. I do not believe it means what you think it means.,"Yeah, that's a pretty advanced word, thank you so much for pointing out how I was clearly using it the wrong way" +"It's sort of like the Westboro Baptist church. They're not wrong, in terms of their interpretation of the scripture. They're just the really painful example of how little place that scripture should have in the modern world.",Exactly. +I learn everything but doesn't end a track,Ok. +"With the way crucible plays now, I have no interest to even attempt trials of osiris.",I mean trials will have a lot of snipers because of how it's set up. +How do you live?! I could probably eat stuffing for a week straight. I'd swim in that stuff. Beer and wine yeah I def get that. I mean I like both but they are definitely very acquired tastes.,love stuffing +Where were you 2001-2008?,Dick Cheney was unusually ruthless as a VP. +"5000 upvotes Slate: Why Trump's Newest Cabinet Member is the most Extreme, Racist and Divisive Person Ever to Hold the Office",How dare Trump name a Christian to head HUD. +At 13?,Yes. +I never subscribed to it but it seems like an amazing deal. You can even finish a couple of games for a few bucks and then unsubscribe if you feel like jt. (coming from a guy who dislikes EA),I did this to play BF1 early and then get a 10% discount on buying BF1. +Pay-to-Play-music?,**PAY 2 PLAY** +"Reminder, Based Ben knows we have the best first lady.",Damn that's fucking spicy +It says my ip is blocked from accessing 4chan. What's going on?,I'm getting the same - what I assume is - error. +"Anyone else's Facebook getting really weird? Like gun toting, beer swilling, hard core 'Live Free or Die' Tea Party relatives saying they don't think they can vote for the Donald because he's only in it for his ego weird? Because my Facebook's getting really weird right now.","Mine is mostly people who haven't posted anything political at all this election are posting posts to the effect of I've never posted anything political, but something has to be said about x, y, and z." +It makes sense for a person like Donald to drop out of Debate 3. He runs his campaign like a scandalous reality show. Debate 1 had great ratings. Debate 2 had a drop off even with a huge scandal. He knows it really doesn't matter if he goes or not. And the ratings while still high are declining. Looking crazy for another 90 mins (even with Wallace moderating) won't benefit his campaign.,I've seen Trumpkins hating on Wallace on FB calling him a closet liberal. +"Not loving the suit, little dear leader",Librarian from outer space is kinda her thing. +Shouldn't be downvoted because you're absolutely correct.,And I completely agree that he is playing like the best corner in football at the moment. +Speculation: Sigourney Weaver May Be Joining The Marvel Cinematic Universe,Speculation: My Butt May Also Be Joining The Marvel Cinematic Universe +"Is confusing because 2 years ago a deserving Baylor got left out because of a weak nonconference scheule, and a deserving -and one of the four best teams that season- TCU with only a 3pt loss to the no.5 team in the nation got left out because of the lack of a conference title. What they said 2 years ago seem to not matter today.",Didn't they both lose their bowl games anyways? +"These poor disadvantaged youths. Clearly this is just another venting of our collective struggle against an oppressive system. Almost poetic, really.",There definitely have never been fights in Fells Point between adults or white people or both +"lol war on drugs. Maybe, don't do drugs and you won't go to jail. Simple, and millions of Americans have no problem following the law.",Worked real well for alcohol in the 20's and 30's +Whats slowly building up in your life?,"Optimism, I hope." +"Fellow Redditors, what's the scariest experience you've had in Southern USA?",Driving into Miami and wondering if I ended up in Spain. +"Is this a triple slot graphics card? Honestly this is the reason why PCI-e extension cables exist (Yeah they do, so you can use that x1 slot to plug some peripheral in even if its covered).",Quad slot +MRW when I play a hunter in WoW.,"Clearly, you haven't played an enhance shaman this expansion lol" +"That's pretty low. 32 degrees, I don't , know if I could do that in just shorts and T comfortably. I think my low is probably 45 ish before I might want to slap a coat on. My legs can take a lot more cold than my upper body can.",I think you are using Fahrenheit not celcius Edit : misread your post. +C'mon man. That entire event brings up multiple political issues. Just because you don't agree with him doesn't mean he's some evil man for saying that an armed student could have prevented a shooting. Jeez you people are so cynical.,I guess they gave up on the Jesus saves angle and now go straight to the mother lovin' guns. +I need a game to replace my addiction to CSGO... Battlefield 1? Or Overwatch?,Try Paladins before throwing down money on Overwatch to see if you like that type of game (Paladins and OW are almost identical). +Giving in to the offended generation because everyone needs to be coddled.,You seem offended by this. +"Vote 3rd party then. It can enable them to get stronger for future elections so maybe one day we won't forced between choosing two politicians like Trump/Clinton. The vote will also actually be counted, and send the message that many are dissatisfied with the current state of both parties.",And decide between Gary Aleppo Nazi Cakes Johnson and Jill What is economics Stein? +Been pretty amazing weather the last few days in Houston.,Left Houston this summer ;( the feels +1987 Buick Grand National. Hnnnnggggggg,They're not that expensive. +"I've read a bit about ol' Henry, it's amazing that he got a company going at all. I respect his accomplishments but I wouldn't trust him with a lemonade stand.","IIRC, FoMoCo stayed alive because the investors straight up told Ford that *they* were going to run the company and he could keep playing with his race cars." +I guess that's one way to put it..,I'm a weird dude +"Not really, I don't have to explain anything. And if you need someone to tell you why a movie is bad then you're too stupid to understand it in the first place, it's a catch-22.",A bad movie having a multiracial cast doesn't equal pandering. +Lauren (Pentax K1000 / 50mm / Ilford HP5),"I really like the framing on this one, the model's expression also really fits with the rest of the image" +..that wasn't the question.,You don't have to be subbed to it to see it on /all you dummy. +What not Shelby?,"I think it'll be Shelby or Morgan, it would be too hard too push a Whitney eviction IMO" +She was also second in the golf veto comp and had all the numbers for the first veto comp down- she was just going through combos. She's only won the one comp but she's pretty consistently given the winners a run for their money. I know this sub hates her but the girl has got some competition chops.,"Alex had 30, did they tie for second?" +Samsung goes all-out for full-screen OLED display,I dream of a phone with one screen on each side and bezel less on both side and it will be called the two screens +President Obama should pardon Edward Snowden,"if Obama don't, maybe Trump will ?" +Ballot Typo Leaves Hillary Clinton with 'Liar' in Her Name,"As Bernie Sanders said after his VT win, These are the people who know me best." +"Just do 8 teams get a bye each week from 7-10, or 8-11. Would still fill all the prime time games and have plenty of regular Sunday games, better for the players.",Having 25% of teams not playing for 3 weeks is bad business. +Hillary still has a Midwest accent. I enjoy listening to her say top I wonder if she says pop or soda,She probably says sucrose and water solution to satisfy my reptilian nutritional and caffeination needs. +"Do you know which interview? Man, I couldn't imagine going a regular talk show immediately after salvia, let alone one as insane as Eric's.","it probably wore off before getting on the show, it lasts like a minute" +Why does water make the best math student? It's the universal solve-ent!,"But then it gets a cold, and you think it'd just chill around until it's over it, but it freezes up on the test and keeps saying I'm Ok and it's obviously not." +"#JACK'S COOL, HE'S LAZY, HE STILL LEARNIN'","#NUMBER ONE CHERRY PIE, STILL A VIRGIN" +"HSX intermittently down for anyone else? I don't know if HSX is cheaping out on their hosting or if it's a DDOS attack over the policy change or whatever, but in the past week or so my browser will just sit and spin when trying to access my port or the forum. How is it working for everyone else?",looks like we're back up +"Not directing this at you specifically, and I'm glad you had that revelation. I can understand people not having knowledge of something, but an adult actively believing that a whole race group doesn't contain just as much racism as all the others has to be borderline mental deficiency. Someone in that situation might actually need supervision. It would be like not understanding where babies come from at 25.",Tell that to DeRay and Shaun King +"Hopefully wondering - post patches SOE solo EE? As the title says, has anyone tried to complete the SOE EE in solo since all.the patches have happened? I doubt anything has changed. Treyarch for their own ludicrous reasons tens to have a 4p EE in all their maps. It's a real shame. I've done it on PS4 co-op, but haven't on PC. As I've soloed the rest, it's a shame that I can't get a (ableit not that much of a big deal) reward. I reckon there's an awful lot of people who don't have the net, or the friends, or the ability for many other reasons to play an extended co-op game.","I tried, doesnt work, i cri everitim" +"Of course it is. Trump was elected, because rural voters had their fee-fees hurt.",No it's because the Democrats have treated them like they don't exist for the past few election cycles. +"Well if it worked for Zimbabwe, why not us?!",Make America Third World Again +They're protected under copyright laws I think. There's parody rights.,"Yeah they aren't making a profit off of it, it's fair use for sure." +Yep. Something like a 10 year old Lexus will still be quite reliable and much nicer to be in than your typical Corolla.,"I prefer the gas economy in my Civic, the handling, and the ease of parking to any high-end Acura or Lexus." +"as some one that used to do that when I was way younger, it doesn't make you mad at all. Usually people do that when they are tired of putting effort into games only to have some one troll so they pass the buck so to speak. Gaining LP while trolling/doing nothing is pretty much the ideal outcome.",Yeah you are probably right. +Which cancer will she be today? Spin the watch thingie and find out!!,Omnitrix you heathen +This is Bam Margeras brothers band right? Used to love watching CKY (pre-Jackass).,"Yeah, his brother, Jess, is on the drums." +Who the fuck is that guy standing next to Dave?,That's the Pope. +"A trailer for an Alien flick, before a Disney movie? I think not.","Back in my day (15 years ago), you couldn't use anything but Disney trailers with Disney films..." +"You can write a two-word note to your younger self, what does it say?",Be obsessed +"Cheap facilities? I used to use facilities tab in industry interface to find out the cheapest system for manufacturing. But after Ascenscion update, the tab keeps loading forever. Is this a known issue, can it be fixed and is there a workaround?","Ah, I bug reported exactly that today, please do the same and then they will realise it is widespread." +You forgot monoprice,Ehhhhhhhh They're pretty meh. +"Ah, the Two Ton Tunic!",Orb of Tormani! +Yea as much as I love the game 4 has the worst MP character line up besides Judgment.,"Yup, I'm just praying they know this and release older characters for use (fingers crossed for free dlc)" +Police: Man fires shots in D.C. restaurant tied to fake Clinton conspiracy,Wtf... +My friends haircut,The good old undercut where the part loses its way and the barber just incrementally move it up until this is the result. +"Astronomer here (no, not THAT astronomer) I feel the need to clarify the 'stationary orbit' part of OPs statement: Our moon does indeed have a very nearly circular orbit, and if stationary refers to the fact that the eccentricity (how circular it is) doesnt change then OP is correct. However, stationary orbit usually implies a geosynchronous orbit (an orbit that matches the rotation rate of the planet) - so the moon would always be 'above' the same point of the earth ie: stationary. This is, of course not true as everyone sees the moon rise and set, and an actual lunar orbit around the earth takes about one month. The moon is however, tidally locked with the earth meaning the same side of the moon always faces the earth. Another interesting fact is our moon is the largest by percentage of host planet -- its is nearly a whopping 25% the size of earth. No other moon even comes close to that ratio with its host planet.",Not since Pluto was demoted at least :( +In all fairness she's a 7.,That's a little generous +Base Weather came through for once.,I get the joke but it was more like it was a typical central valley summer. +Gangs of Gadgetzan would be a pretty good name.,so.. GOG? +"Why are atheists always on about God isn't real!, God isn't real! when nobody can really know?","Mostly because people who believe have used that to persecute others, witch burnings etc." +Dolores's journey with William and Logan is a reverie from when she almost attained sentience. She's trying again at present. The juxtaposition between 'then' and 'now' is making this less obvious to the audience.,We've spent at least an hour of screen time with William and Logan without Dolores +I've summed up John Oliver's hour-straight yelling & whining last night into one gif. You're welcome.,Deport +"It can be taken either literally or figurativly. Most people, myself included, take it literally.","So, how do you reconcile that with science?" +If Washington lost to Colorado then they'd be out... assuming you're thinking Western Michigan would replace them?,but they didn't lose +"I love how hes so calm and collected, meanwhile theres a super all powerful tentacle penis fence destroying apothicon god just outside ready to fuck shit up. And montys just like hahahaha you guys are fuuuuuucked with my evil ass forehead",True but GK implied he's pretty powerful too. +To the brother-in-law who loosened his bed screws ...,"Jokes on you, the sister works unlike her dead beat brother" +"Not my society. I have never made any 'move' or have a 'move' made on me. It's something you see throughout the Americas, Mediterranean, Africa, Middle-East, East-Asia. We don't make 'moves' here really, we just grow together organically. I have never been 'rejected' ever in my life because we grow together gradually enough that such a thing can't really happen. And thank god because that system of making moves on strangers, especially when it's so asymmetric seems borked and fucking stupid to be honest. Women feel harassed and bothered, men complain they have to do all the lifting.",Where do you live? +10/10 game - IGN,That bad? +Then pedo ring is at least partly real. What the fuck. What the fucking fuck.,This honestly makes me sick What fucking right do *you* have to use *people* as currency? +"Fuck giving someone 100 points for a bad revive. Hell no we shouldn't reward that behavior. Lay down smoke or clear the enemies out, and I won't skip. If you are charging into enemy fire like leroy jenkins, I'm skipping, and the flashing icon should be the warning to you that maybe you shouldn't run out and get yourself killed too. Do many people skip when they shouldn't? Obviously, that's a player issue, not a mechanics one, and can be solved with proper player education (skipping doesn't let you spawn any faster, revive can get you back in action faster, always saves you a point unless on rush/ops defense, and preserves K/D for those who care) There are plenty of situations I use skip appropriately however, and telling medics BEFORE they run out that you're skipping (flashing icon) saves more tickets, saves effort, and doesn't reward useless revives.",Easy solution: only give the 100 points if the player accepts the revive. +"Golem Deck Does anyone know of any good golem decks that would be good for pushing to legendary? Right now I'm using (golem, pump, zap, archers, wizard, bomber, minions, and spear gobs). I pushed from 1900 to 2400 and am having trouble getting past that. Most of my cards are 9/6.5/3/1. Thanks for the help!",switch bomber for mega minion definitely +Your attorney will probably advise you that it most likely won't be admissible in court therefore it won't go any further than you and your attorney.,"And, why do you think it wouldn't be admissible as evidence?" +Working as intended,Such a Viktory move. +"Yo dog, I heard you like coins. How about some coins on a coin. RCM, you crazy.","RCM, we need to talk." +I think it's a modified version of an older joke. I've seen it somewhere before.,Timing +Former Army checking in Congrats jarhead This was a superior pick.,100% +"Really interesting for Holly, I assume if she wins she'll have to fight Cyborg next",I don't see why they're giving her a title opportunity while she's on a two fight skid though. +"UEFA Champions League 2016/17, 4.a Jornada: SL Benfica vs. Dynamo Kyiv",Claro que nos fodem o Fejsa antes do dragaum. +"I've honestly been thinking, and I think democrats need to start this example with Marijuana being a states rights thing, and move it to the rest of our partisan issues. Imagine if you take somewhere like california. You make pot legal, gay marriage legal, then you give them a state wide universal healthcare program, decriminalize drug abuse, and make state Colleges basically free for in state residents. Now imagine you do the same for all other blue states. A deal so enticing that people will move out of their red states to them. Or vote people into their red states who promise to do the same thing. Beat them at their own game, and soon the entire country is begging to be at the same point of progress. I think this is the key for democrats. Stop trying to force progress on a national level. Do it on a state level and watch the freedom of choice force them to the right. And if they chose to stay in their states than cool, at least the rest of us have places to live how we want to.",You do that then you wind up with girls in the south that need to go a LOOOONG way to get to a state where they can get an abortion. +I have 4 hours until I wake up. fml,I got 5.... fuck my life. +How do you take your tea?,I don't know exactly what's in the black milk tea but I really like it +"At the same time, maybe there's a problem if tonnes of sensitive data about you is being kept '''safe''' by an unaccountable company known for chasing a quick dollar or two.","And with data having no shelf life, what may be an accountable ethical company today could be a Facebook acquisition tomorrow." +Cincinnati Zoo - free Harambe,no +"We are getting humilaited in every challenge by fucking ludogorets, this is fucking ridiculous. Giroud has been absolutely useless in this match, can't say I didn't expect it.",Apart from equalising but yeah absolutely useless +You're going to be there for a very long time.,Oh boy! +"Is it just me or is Jimmy edging on food now? We all know he has weird body issues, but I think this is actually some weird sexual thing at this point. Every single episode since the J&S show started he's dedicated at least ten entire minutes to telling people what he can't eat but also would love to eat if he could. The thing is though when he talks about food he wants to eat his voice suddenly gets super low, similar to how he is when he talks about chicks he wants to fuck and it doesn't seem like he's doing it as a joke. The fact he can spend 20 whole minutes talking about how he wants to pig out on a slice of pizza after he films his new set and his voice gets lower and lower during the entire conversation and he starts to fantasize about food really does seem like he's getting sexual gratification about it.",He probably does what Ben Stiller's character does in Dodgeball. +He should come up here and fuck me in he ass hole,"when you're good, you're good, but when you're bad, you get a serious STD" +Seeing how all the queens seemed to have matching personalities to their characters except for kim chi i'm assuming they had prepeared for acid to take the role of the wicked witch. Although acid as the tin man would probably be amazing aswell,"Girl, Kimberly Chi is wicked, she's very close to be jujubee-level fluent in shadetongue, I live for it" +People are talking about us. We tend not to do well when people talk about us.,GOBBLES NERVOUSLY +8:00 pm Video feed of todays suicides on Manus.,8:30pm Self congratulatory wank for a days work well done. +Liberals no longer allowed to nominate Supreme Court justices,GOP: The professional tantrum-throwers party +"well fuck, I printed on on the top of my shuttle today! Oh well, had to learn somehow",You can attach a seat or a habitat and it will work properly +Jason said that people shouldn't sit around and talk shit? How does this shit even come out of his mouth?,It's fucking incredible ya dig. +The Rousso sisters reunited,That family hit the gene lottery. +A nice camo flat cap ?,Warmer! +OP is using the term in just about every comment. Maybe he just learned it a few weeks ago?,I just learned it in another thread earlier today. +Might've been a licensing cost factor decision?,After a certain point in profits Unreal stops taking a cut and all money goes to devs +"Look, I wouldn't *mind* having female characters, but this change was just forced pandering to the crowd writing tumblr parchments, and *of course* she has to be some Mary-Sue who can do everything better than the other pieces...",She can't do the job of a knight and she can't castle so that's not entirely true. +This will be Paul Peirce's last season,good +Which movie would be boring if its plot is literally its title?,The matrix: just a grid of numbers +Yeah honestly if you're plat there's no way you deserve to be there if you play a solo game with mostly silver players,"Hey, i earned all my +12LP games to get here!" +Dude shit up! Do you want Latvia to declare war in an attempt to steal our strategic potato mines?,"They cannot win, they have the malnourish" +"Oh come on, this is Fox News level thinking. This is the shit they tell 80 year olds to scare them. You're better than this.",Trying to stroke my ego while essentially caling me dumb is not an argument. +Or polish it,Or fire that rifle +Snakes.,Woah +It is a reality. Kids die every year is senseless accidents. I would rather they be a little 'traumatized' than dead from a moments of careless driving. My school did this every 2 years right before prom. It's not traumatizing and you or your kids aren't going to get fat stacks of cash for surviving it. Quit being so weak and feeble.,"You're right, we should have fake active shooters firing blanks come into school during lunch too." +wow,It really riled me up. +THAT'S MEAN. I LIKE IT.,PRAISE FROM CAESAR +MARTA employee relieved of duties after allegedly tweeting about assassinating Trump,They are so stupid it's fucking scary. +"Felicity is going to hack the Aliens, isn't she? -_- I mean... she kind of has to. We all understand how absolutely stupid that is right? She'd have to learn Alien Language, then learn Alien Programming, then learn Alien Hacking in order to work through the Alien Programming. Honestly, it would make more sense to hack every Nuclear Missile on Earth and redirect them into the Alien Ships. Please, Please Arrow. You've been doing so well this season. She can't hack the Aliens. She just can't. Win my respect on this one.",It looks like it's going to be Curtiss based on Sneek Peaks. +"Who knows, really, but I don't think there is an endgoal. I think this is what happens when you pursue an agenda with nothing to accomplish. Minority safe spaces on college campuses, male free work environments, who knows what the ultimate goal is? Same goal as segregation had when it was going the opposite direction?",Segregations end goal was to get rid of black people to fix the problems in America. +Like there is a difference?,"Guns are more acccurate, have a faster fire rate and have more ammo than equipment" +Isn't ravens father in teen Titans literally satan,"He's Trigon, *completely* different!" +How not to do tech support,REKT +We are too cool for ladders,Acceptable use of portrait mode. +the shades are so shit doesnt fly in tnaker's eyes when they get shot in the hull of the tank,I interpreted your comment in a different way +"A lot of things NASCAR has done over the years to help the smaller teams has actually hurt them. However, one of the things the charter system does is give owners a chance to cash out if racing becomes unsustainable and the team goes in the shitter. Remember, Rob Kauffman came up with this when MWR was destined to fail, and made out like a bandit by essentially granting himself charters when NASCAR agreed to the charter system. I guess it does give guys like TBR a chance to cash out as well, but the charter system ultimately really heightens the already gigantic barriers of entry into the Cup series.",So really it's not so much a safety net for the team as much as it is for the owner. +Angry (racist) marine vs BLM (3:28),He then called them gooks.... He's just plain racist. +Any programmers looking for a new car? Only 45 miles on it.,r/programmerhumor +"Should have stuck with the International trailer version tbh. The official one is too blue. On the international it's much more natural with richer blacks and the blue of her skirt/costume stands out vs the background trees, whereas on the last one it kinda blends in to the background.",Theyre still very very far away from having the final color pass. +At least there's one thing both sets of fans agree on. Pitt...they can eat shit.,Atta boy. +Or you can get an fbody with the same thing and half the price! that's what I did,"Chassis and suspension are pretty different, though." +"The control room is told the following things in episode 4: Dolores is off her path but possibly with a guest, MiB requests a pyrotechnic, Guests are riding in with Hector. How can anybody claim the Dolores part is in the past when the others are clearly not? Is the entire control room filled with Hosts AND we are being gotcha editing tricked? I doubt it.","Yes, those two things are not happening sequentially, and you did get tricked." +People would just camp to run out the clock as soon as they get ahead in kills.,Sounds like realistic PU gameplay. +Did Patti have a companion?,I still only see one guy in a suit. +"Look at the 2010 image, when FMA:B first debuted with a rating of 9.17. Since then the rating has increased to 9.26 today, while the number of users has increased from just over 60k to almost 500k.",Oops. +"Nah, that thing was dead from talon damage before it would have had a chance to drown. It's just hard for the eagle to get out of the water carrying the coot and so it swam instead.","Most birds need dry(ish) feathers to fly, and it could have gotten wet enough during the attack that it couldn't fly until it got to land and dried off." +"I got one, i'll be on in a minute","Cool, send me an invite whenever you're ready: Kasabe_" +Ah ok for me it looked like the car is driving automatically.,in that case he was the victim of a kidnapping +Primarying someone is easier said than done. Trump supported Paul Ryan's primary opponent and that didn't work out. You need money and expertise to mount a primary challenge and that's something the trump camp does not have.,That was before he won. +"Not in AMDs Discord, but I'm an admin of GameDetectives, with 30K registered accounts now on the discord. Memes take over HARD when there is no active moderation and it be nipped in the butt. It's really easy to have an uncoordinated memefest of a platform, but there are also those that want just serious talks and no dimwitted comments from people that think anything references harambe or anything on the same level is remotely funny. Let alone real intelligent discussion. But then again, I don't know how it is on the AMDs discord.",Replace Harambe memes with THE HUMAN EYE CANT SEE PAST 3.5 GB and you should have an accurate representation of AMD's discord unmoderated. +"Adding on to your first point, tri Barroth was an absolute nightmare for any player, new or old, he enraged more often, dealt way more damage, even in rank appropriate armor, and if you did want to make his stuff, you had to fight him *alot*, primarily because of those damn fertile muds necessary for his armor.","Same with the Lagiacrus, particularly the one in the Flooded Forrest" +Huh... cowardly tiefling. Childhood must have been rough for her.,Literally scared of her own shadow. +"I didn't know where to post this, but I just went off!",Gimme da good good fam +The best time is at a regional around the time people are writing their deck lists. Some people are trying to decide if they want to run certain cards and may decide to put another one in if you are selling it right in front of them.,TIL psychology and the economy +Wait are you telling me there's a fanfic generator out there?,Yes +Megaminion being part of the Giant-Poison meta now,ima profit off you like that gioson guy did off of the miner post +Why are we glorifying a terroristic attack like this? Yeah we know who it is so why are we posting pictures like this in a sense idolizing him? It would be like if we took pictures of the guys who did 9/11 or something,We've taken plenty pics of Bush. +Plato was a dev? I thought he was just a high int player.,"Nope, he coded a lot of the Western build library still in use, largely" +"I agree with you that it is a business tactic to make more money when companies start you with the option of say a 32GB (or even 16GB a year or two ago) or you can have 64 or even 128GB.... If you have an extra $100 or so to cough up. You want the extra space, the company wants your money. Oneplus is only offering a 64GB OP3 so... What more are they trying to sell you by not including microSD expansion? You know what I mean?",What I'm asking for is a SD Card slot that's it +"I know I'm dating myself here, but Dre was a horrific caller. He used to terrorize Sedano's show more than Dan's, but he got in there a few times. If I remember correctly, his last call into the Lebatard show he started with a pleasantry and was hit with the suey.",I thought being terrible was his appeal. +I'm too fat to fit into their offerings.,Mark Mangino would be xxxl +^^^^^^^^^^^^^SAY ^^^^^^^^^^^^^WHAT ^^^^^^^^^^^^^AGAIN. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^I ^^^^^^^^^^^^^DARE ^^^^^^^^^^^^^YOU. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^I ^^^^^^^^^^^^^DOUBLE ^^^^^^^^^^^^^DARE ^^^^^^^^^^^^^YOU ^^^^^^^^^^^^^MOTHERFUCKER,wat +I'll have to try that spread myself. I haven't ever felt like 4 Payment and Kiran was too many. But maybe it is,"If only for the Legendary clause, it is imo" +Jaclyn Schultz (now Misch) because she gave us her presence.,I'd be on board for this to help Jon and Jaclyn have LOTS of babies. +People talk about this topic all the time but to me Scump is the best individual player of all time (most skilled) but Crim is the most complete player ever,They're like Messi and Ronaldo +Tolerance,Exactly +even Penn & Teller would be fooled,She's a shitlord! +"I can't hear 15 seconds of this song anymore. It was used on a Nissan ad for the Olympic games, and was massively played on my local TV channels. Maybe every 2 minutes depending on the event. Completely annoying to me.",:'( +"I was also the Blue Screen of Death. Although, this was last minute.",I also want some karma +Dude Matty Ice should be the clear winner.,Yeah what you said. +Travek everywhere.,What's a travek? +Me IRL,No wavy fries? +Pro/rel doesn't fit into the us sports owners model. It won't work. Nobody would invest in something like that.,Then why are American owners investing in foreign clubs if they like the MLS model so much? +Official Game Thread: Cincinnati Bengals (3-6-1) at Baltimore Ravens (5-5-0) ...,AND IT IS ALL OVER! +That's quite literally what they believe. 76 (or 73 or something like that) trillion years of whole track existence.,"LOL, wow." +Trump's Billionaire Education Secretary Has Been Trying to Gut Public Schools for Years,Tfw you hate America and can't wait to start fucking it up +Coastie seabags have zippers?,The new 2016 ones do +No link between Trump & Russia No link between Assange & Russia But Podesta & Clinton involved in selling 20% of US uranium to Russia.,ALL A RUSSIAN CONSPIRACY! +Skeleton King ;_;,Clinks no? +"I'd be down to have Shaq, Kenny, Ernie, and Charles take over pregame.",Oh god yes. +"Porsche 911 GT3 RS (spotted in Zagreb, Croatia)",How much does this car cost? +What is your loveliest roses are red poem?,"Violets are blue, Roses are red, There's a couple of hundred of them up ahead" +I sell crack to preschoolers.,why sell it when you could have given it out for free in their halloween candy with some razor blades? +ITS HIGH NOOOOON,"I'm torn, because while it could be high noon, the dual guns make me think DIE DIE DIE" +"I hear this. I pretty much have to drink when I'm with coworkers too, otherwise they give me shit and I feel like they don't treat me the same/alienate me. Some people say they won't trust a person that doesn't drink. I guess my only excuse to that when I'm not drinking is I've already drank two lifetimes of booze in my 15 year drinking career.",Fuck your coworkers. +"Why everyone wants to emigrate here Please, I don't want to move to America at all, mate.",I want to get tf out of America. +Crew Wildcards? Does anyone know if you'll be able to do these multiple times or just once each?,From what it looks like you can do it multiple times - as long as if there are enough tokens donated to the card. +he *is* a meme,"Man, so is Trump and that worked out pretty well for him." +Skrillex Themed Indoor Percussion Ensemble Show 2013,r/cringe +Very cool. Have you heard anything about the cosmopolitan? A friend of ours suggested that one too.,Very very small sports book. +The 4GB RAM is slower though.,You can also overclock the RAM to get it to where the 8GB model is. +"Matt, who are you wearing tonight? Hopefully you sweetheart!",Matt Chris don't blush Gayle Moylan +"Alright, plate users. Who is ready for speed boots to increase your speed 10% more! Joking, this one sounds serious and might be a good thing.",As a Blood DK I ALREADY want the speed boots in their current state +He needs a buff in a way to make him viable in the jungle. The only reason he is not a good pick for solo is because the team loses fights without a warrior disrupting the enemy backline.,"to be fair the only reason he goes in solo is because he doesn't really belong anywhere, and that's where he's least shit since it allows him enough food to get ahead of the enemy adc and mid----but the moment things even out it's off to split pushing for him" +I got this off the Facebook marketplace today for $10,Proof? +"If other nation's are stealing from our military, and by extension the American taxpayer, it's our governments responsibility to defend our interests by going to war.",By that logic we should be at war with a shit load of people including our own. +"Anti-lock brakes, stability control, traction control, proximity sensors, backup cams. Coddle the inept much?",Heavens forbid we make driving easier. +indefinitely?,Well there's always the off chance the dead will once again walk the earth +"I'm not speaking with either of my dogs. They're brothers, turned 8 last month. I've had them since they were 7 & 12 weeks, respectively. When they go, I also expect to go. One is Wilty. He's brindle. He's extremely food motivated. He's not a ppl person. At all. He's not a dog person, either. When his brother ran away this yr, he coudn't care less. When our 3rd dog, Sadie, died in August, he couldn't care less. If its not about food, or taking up as much space as he can when sleeping, he can't be bothered. So, we were sitting around our fire pit last Sunday, and this asshole picks up his useless back leg & kicks back dirt at me, sitting behind him. Wtf! Wtf was that for? We haven't spoken since. I'm still mad. Now, this isn't his first time being an ass. When I first started dating my SO (who hates Wilty, btw), Wilty stole money from him, along with food. Once a whole stack of cookies. Wtf. This spring, he tried to push our son off the porch. Wilty is top heavy. - we call him barrel chest, so standing on his hind legs takes some effort. Not this day. He bucked up on them back legs and pushed my son with both paws! For no reason. We were all just sitting around & he did this out of nowhere! Wtf Wilt! That story was so cotdamn long, idr what the other one did. Something stupid, no doubt",I feel bad but I'm laughing at this visual of your dog digging up dirt at you. +"The feeling of being nostalgic for the present moment. It usually happens if I start imagining myself on my death bed at the end of my life, looking back on my younger self. It becomes so strong and convincing that everything I see around me has that tint of bittersweet longing, even though I'm still in it!",I feel nostalgic for things I didn't even experience. +A drunk Yoda would've been fun to watch.,"Tell you when I've had enough, I will!" +"It means that if you cum inside a host, they can use that sperm to clone you... erm, or something.","*Sort of* what I'm thinking...that the genetic information of the guests can somehow be used by Delos, and that this will be a big part of the plot." +My daughter as Peridot!,She had lots of free time because of the ongoing hiatus. +That SI cover though.,He let his fame get to his head. +In the last episode of West World someone made a 30yrd center of mass shot while at a full gallop on a horse and turning around over his shoulder. I try so hard not to be that guy but I just had to let out a psh come on.,Even a noob can get lucky +Which is why Jennings said Russell was a great hooper.,"Which is also why, if I was Russell, I wouldn't care about Jennings' respect." +When the Patriots go 0-4. Will the handjob switch positions?,Have you ever given yourself a stranger? +"I get bored and switch between builds, but right now I am building bloodrazor into crit a la Rat IRL v4. The new FoB buffs allow you to build PD as a third item (before IE). The damage steroid makes crit a much smoother build earlier in the game (IMO). At my elo it is a lot easier to carry with crit. In upper elos where the CC is a bit more coordinated, I suspect On-Hit bruiser is more viable.","I'm going to try rageblade top, sounds fun to me." +And booze,And cousin fucking +This is the loaner keyboard the IT dept gives us if we spill coffee on ours while we wait for a replacement,This is the exact keyboard that I have to use everyday. +I'll just throw a bottle of water at this guy on a motorcycle. WCGW?,how shitty of a thing it is it probably felt so fucking good to do this but damn that could of ended up alot worse both ways +"Also John Rossi, which FBI anon specifically told us to look into.",And Hillary 2004 Santa Ana whatever that was +6 bullets... more than enough to kill anything that moves...,"that's a fancy gun you got there, more of a collectors piece really, those engravings aren't going to help you shoot any better." +Check out the flatbill 25,Pair that with the Black Tee Mod and a set of Neck Beard 18650's? +Have you tried turning it off and on again?,Ok so I posted a magazine cover here a few weeks ago and it got removed because this sub didnt allow it? +Computer Specialist Who Deleted Clinton Emails May Have Asked Reddit for Tips - US News & World Report,Finally a major mainstream news organization is picking up the story. +Nice guys. Its never their fault,Most of them probably wish they were fuckboys +This is a question or you wouldn't have used the question mark,ok +"They don't want players like you. You affect profits. If you make a bunch of new players not want to come back, that is a staggering amount of potential revenue that you have stopped them from acquiring",Nobody's going to sell the game because they faced one good player. +So whos HRS partner on his earth? I'm betting Alchemy or Garrick,"Felicity, only she could solve such a complex equation" +Quick Survey to help me invent something for card games.,"Done, hope it helps" +You monster. You are the reason society is in the toilet.,well yeah i shat it out this morning +Ya thats kinda the point,Yeah but what I'm saying is that line is a year old +Weird. AI's definitely know how to use other objectives. Had an AI lost vikings once that we escorted to turn in a bunch of coins on blackhearts bay.,Needs custom code for the objective handling i'd think +"I don't even know why I'm watching this, I'm gonna kill my Titans high from yesterday","Come back in January, it'll keep you sane" +"SERIOUS. Without mentioning Hillary, why would Trump make a good president?",He wouldn't. +Nice assumptions on someone you don't know.,"He's right though, he thought Hornswoggle was using him and got offended when he asked for a mutual friends phone number." +Mute: N-NANI?!?,OHHHH NOOOOOOO +mixwell online on steam?,maybe they have a laptop in their room that's on or on the app? +"just like what they usually say, its just THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER","Actually, its not bad." +Activists chained up to protest solitary confinement of trans woman,Solitary is basically torture +You do if u dont want to be judged,If you think I don't judge my cat you've got another thing coming. +7 day streak and 38 items,"Damn thats a good Exeggcute, hows the IVs?" +"Fuck you too, Ubi...",Too fast for you +No. That's an Ash quote. Not blisk,"Damn, my bad" +I think you're fucking him a moderate amount.,Butt if that's what he wants... Seriously though if he wants the trade I think op should take it. +What's that got to do with going fast fast :/,you'll see if you actually do it. +There's no imperials or stormcloaks in dragonsreach. They are imperial leaning however,"There are one or two noteworthy Imperials in Castle Dour, however." +Tomo-chan wa Onnanoko! Ch. 402,Tomo: Do I have to bow toooorrrrgh! +CBS's Pac 12 Preview,UC? +"Game Thread: Blue Jackets vs. Stars - November 1, 2016",We're going to OT! +How would it be hard? He's a robot. Just use all of them at once. Like a robotic Ermac.,"I mean, the ability probably has a limit, unless he spoke one word in the various voices." +No not in this case,In every case in common law. +Let's see what kind of edit Jatalie gets ...,So far looks like a bitter edit +Edwin's leaving the communists and coming to play for a real team,He could always go back to the reds +Noah Syndergaard calls Bryce Harper douche on instagram. STOP THE PRESSES!!!,"Well, he isn't wrong." +"fox news is the closest thing to an unbiased news channel we have here in the states, because its biased in the opposite direction of every other msm news org, so I would actually call the dailymail CNN, the station that doesn't even try to hide their bias.",*citation needed +It's very important to label and protect highly fragile goods so that they don't break or become hazardous.,I think it might be glassware or something else that shouldn't be stacked under other things. +Grizzly Bear Attack Aftermath - NSFW,That is one hell of a story to tell your pals at the bar. +What movie would you rate 0/10?,The Sharktopus series....nuff said +"one more If you're a grinder (folded blanket, wanton pillow, innocent Teddy Bear), try recreating the feeling with, like, an actual human lover by mounting your dude, facing his feet and pressing your vulvic zone onto his leg. Both of you can thrust, while you rub against his leg. Is it getting hotter in here? poor teddy bear",oh my +You realize that 6 weeks of interest free financing is nothing in this low interest economy? And companies like that have to keep the money in trust accounts anyway. They can't spend it. I've audited companies like Ticketmaster before.,"alright, thanks?" +Considering that everyone is going to the same areas unlike in the main game yes 7+ are needed,Avoidmanmode? +Sittler is just not good enough. 3 goals on 12 shots through 2 periods. The first goal was on the D (Reid in particular) but the other two were on him. We should not be tied after 2.,Agreed. +"Men of Reddit, what's the best advice your dad ever gave you as a teen/young adult?",Study hard +"dead stat, friendly matches are for stat padders",Thats Pele's goal haul shot to pieces then +Not cause you are usually a dick?,there is certainly that. +tfw first time chen,match id: 2876142648 +"Velia fishing hotspot gone ? Hello community, I have juste logged off an AFK fishing session at Velia's hot-spot. I usually get 15ish golden fish, 20 blue and 3-4 relic shards. Well, this morning i wake up to 25ish mackerels and my 70 dura fishing rod was at 0 o_o. . Dis your fishing results drasticly change last night after the latest patch ?","Was looking for this, I think it's gone :# Fished 8 hours, instead of getting 14-16 fish an hour, I only got 4 an hour..." +Steve Downie calling out Don Cherry,"Downie seems to be having a nervous breakdown or something,hope he is okay." +Mark Kirk on Twitter - The party of Lincoln rejects Donald Trump. I stand with the calls for him to drop out. - ILLINOIS REPUBLICANS NEED TO SEND A MESSAGE TO KIRK AND EVERYONE ELSE ON THE #NEVERTRUMP LIST ... DON'T VOTE FOR THESE CUCKS!!!,This guy has been a Rino since we put him in office +Is that a 1911R1?,Springfield Armory Loaded +"Reddit, how did you lose your virginity?","By having sex Which time, that depends on what kind of sex you count" +That got so so cringe worthy near the end. He went so low and the crowd booing. Ugh. He just ruins everything.,It felt like most of them were self-inflicting...70% if you watch the full thing..he was only supposed to start with one... Not saying all of them were bad in the start later it totally became a fuckin rally speech.. Seriously why can't he give us atleast one night to like him .. +It's been 100 days since Chris Christie has answered a question from any N.J. Journalist.,He's saving it all for his book. +"Weekly Complaint Thread - 10 November 2016 As per every Thursday morning- this week's complaint thread! Time to get anything off your chest that's been bugging you or pissed you off. Rules are simple - you can complain/moan/winge about anything you like, small or big, it can be a personal issue or a general thing, except politics. It's all about getting it off your chest. Remain civil and be nice to other commenters (even try to help).","Bit of a miss not having a separate thread for people to bitch about the election, Reddit's already an unusable salt mine as it is." +"FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE NOTICED, made a post about this relatively recently glad to see someone else knows.","Welp, long live just pwned, rip this post for violating rules :gun:" +*tips revolver*,m'chine gun. +"I'm going to be at Disney World election day, is there a good app out there that will update me as the night goes on?",Every news org has an app that will send alerts +"Wow. The comments are the gold. Trump is going to win. There can no longer be any doubt. When this many Huff readers are flipping it's over. Go vote, make it a landslide and send the message. No more corruption.",it's a beautiful thing +Awesome stream! Never listened to Celtics announcers. The old guy is really kind of annoying.,He's slurring a bit too. +Obama: The internet is a bunch of okie doke,What does that even mean? +"If Trump was president, the entire Middle East would be a giant radioactive crater by now",The irony... +Shit bring back the manual with anything at this point. I'm just happy the new Civic has one.,The Ford Fiesta has a manual version ( at least the 2015 model does) +"There's 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.","And those who understand ternary, and those who understand quaternary ... and those who understand the symbols 10 mean the value of the base, for all number system bases where 0 is the symbol meaning nothing and 1 is the symbol meaning one more than nothing, as long as the system uses 0 to mark empty places, etc etc etc." +All the iPhone users around me will never be able to have any sense talked in to them. Side-by-side pictures of the same thing with the Pixel being better? Not indicative that the camera is better. Loading apps and webpages faster? Because the Pixel isnt doing as much as the iPhone. It's a freaking joke.,Fanboyism is a helluva drug. +"So, Jean Girard went to Martinsville and said he would love to try NASCAR",Does he like crepes? +"I find it ironic that the UofM/Public/Faculty/Union can't see (or admit to) the correlation with the fact that the U of M has the lowest tuition in the country and ALSO the lowest salaries in the country. Perhaps if the province and the university increased tuition to that of the national average, they could pay their faculty a salary closer to the national average.","I think it would be interesting to see what percentage of operating revenues at a typical Canadian university are allocated to academic staff salaries, and compare that to U of M. Although I should say... while that would be interesting, we should bear in mind that this strike is not about salaries." +The 5:2 ratio is eternally unfair.,"it's actually 40:168, so it's not THAT bad" +Do you think 4inchpenis will work??,"it wont, no capitals." +"Can we, though? Wearing pants and shirts is fine, but primarily when those are women's clothes. Wearing men's clothes and trying to appear as men would be the equivalent of crossdressing, imo. Lots of women who choose a more male-presenting or androgynous style receive societal disapproval based on that from what I've seen (get insulted as dykes, etc for their clothing and styling choices). Men wearing kilts, utilikilts, or similar (male coded skirts) are not generally considered crossdressing either.","Maybe it's just me, but I think a woman who carries herself well in men's suit is freaking attractive." +"Sister Location spoilers will be turned off at 10 am PST Friday October 14 I no longer see a need for them however I wanna give anyone who still hasn't played the game a chance to get out. Again, 10 am PST Friday October 14. (Exactly 1 week after release)",invaderzz why not wait 3 months that's the amount of time you need to wait for them right +"Was the original guy killed or something, why did he stop?",Unfortunate accident at the gym bruh +Why are people disillusioned to reality and believe the manufactured lies told to them on a daily basis?,WAKE UP SHEEPLE! +I actually think a lot of their informative videos are good,"Yeah, they're YouTube channel is awesome." +"Well, don't stop me now, because I'm having a good time. There's no stopping me.","Well, I hope you have the time of your life then..." +Scott saying he would nominate Kryssie/Neeley to Alex. Weakest nominations I've ever heard.,He knows those noms would piss off the least amount of people. +NOT A DRILL. Washington Times is reporting on the Andrew Breitbart tweet and #pizzagate. THIS IS GETTING TOO BIG TO BE CONTAINED!!,Podesta the Molesta +Hope it's better than the first Jurassic world,I got free tickets and I wanted to walk out of the cinema. +"After 8 years of W Bush and with Obama's amazing campaign ~~promises~~ lies of hope and change he couldn't even turn TX blue (55.5% to 43.8%) but fucking Hillary can? Jfc, we're being gas lighted to believe this is actually a close race. How does Florida go blue when Obama could barely even beat McCain, 50.9% to 48.4%? Hillary has no where close to the support Obama had in '08 and McCain isn't half the fucking candidate Trump is.",Or maybe you have many illegal immigrants going from polling station to polling station ? +Don't forget Jenny.,Don't get me started on that bitch Jenny +H,U +"Why are you putting money in the coffers of L-d$,inc?","Because my Mom wants 'spiritual' stuff and in this part of Arizona, that's my main option." +welp; im 2-2 night yall,3-Jan +80 more to go,lmao +It's the extra grass that they wash out and then put there to dry. Makes sense to have a few fake grass panels and rotate them out.,And/or burn them with fire occasionally because ew. +"which algae eaters are best for goldfish? Got some comets in a tank and I'd rather not keep scrubbing it every water change, but at the same time I don't want them to eat it.",Just lower how long your lights are on for. +Donald Trump has never actually dated. He orders his women like he does his meals.,Plus he gets free shipping. +"Make a pot of tea, get a good book and cozy up. Or masturbate. Either works.",Why not all four? +It has to do with context and power.,"Pfft get out of here with nuance, don't you know men are always the 'real' victims?" +So voter intimidation isn't a crime?,Only if someone watches and calls it in. +Isn't there a perk for sneaking that muffles your sound?,It muffles you and makes you silent but if I remember correctly in game you can still hear yourself walk. +"Eh... I assume you don't reload so I will spare you the snowflakes ****.308 will be a good all do it all round with a large selection of cartridge.**** Other common hunting cartridges : Short action: .243 win (not enough energy for moose), 6.5 creedmoor, 260 rem, 7mm-08 (meh) Long action: 6.5x55 swedish mauser, 270 win, 284 win, 30-06 (you can skip that one, .308 is just as good) Magnum: 7mm rem mag, 7mm WSM, 300 WSM, 300 win mag, The short actions will be fine. The advantage of the smaller caliber is that the bullet will have more velocity (shoot flatter...), but will have less energy. The advantage of the magnum is that they have the velocity and the energy, but have more recoil compared to the non magnum. Short action are also more efficient than long action cartridges (more fps per grain of powder burned)... But that's up for another debate really...",.30-06 is quite clearly better then .308 cause you get to say aught +What are you excited for in 2017?,NX gon give it to ya +"To the men who randomly stopped texting a girl after you used to talk to her all day, everyday - why'd you stop?","I was trying to decide if I actually wanted to date her, and then nope." +I fucking lost it at the sand truck,I lost it at the sound track +Withered Army Training bugged So I went far into Withered Army Training and got bunch of chests. Then I died and spawned out again where the chests were standing for me to open. But since im a priest I have this skill when I turn into an angel after i die. so I pressed it and walked back and everything was gone. CAN I PLEASE HAVE MY REWARDS FOR WHICH I WORKED FOR BACK? I DONT WANT TO HAVE DISADANTAGE AS A PRIEST FOR HAVING A SKILL,You'll need to open a support ticket if you want assistance from Blizzard. +I agree. I've gone back and forth between full on conspiracy Hillary is behind this to yea they're probably pretty sure their isn't an issue. The biggest thing that keeps me going back to the conspiracy is all the (proven) ties to Russia and all the meddling they've done this whole campaign. Then there is that girl from the dnc who's been sounding the alarm and idk. This whole campaign and election is just super odd. My question is - what if they do find evidence of fraud? Like even in just one of the states? Like what if there is clear evidence of tampering? What does that mean for the whole election? You would thing it would red flag all the results right? What happens then?,What girl at the DNC? +"Non-Americans of Reddit, what dark part of YOUR history gets barely mentioned in school?","If I say it, I won't be safe from my country's CID" +The outcome of Nakamura vs Joe,Not sure if the trading of the title is going be be annoying after a bit or not... +"I would change your PW again, verify all your account security info/questions and then contact niantic support to see if they can help with a name change.",Already started down that road +I'm pretty sure extra spears would either be equipment or counters.,[[Icatian Javelineers]] +He didn't actually beat Superman in the comics. It usually ended up a draw or superman gave him a heart attack once.,We're not talking about the comics though. +That's true. Couldn't think of another popular Canadian channel though.,Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys? +"My mother loses her shit over immodest wedding dresses, usually followed by a snide that's not a dress!! comment that forces me to leave the room. Porn shoulders are a far larger problem than helping starving children apparently.","In defense of those women, if they aren't getting sealed, it isn't a real marriage anyway." +Quotes himself. Misspells your.,"You're bad personality, will be what drives your best friends away from you - original, revised" +Yeah they have known each other for 40 years. He is rumored to have briefly dated her when her and WJC might have been separated when she was in DC and he in ARK.,Ooh scandal! +"If your girlfriend is not within hearing distance, you should say Not as pretty as you.",and OP's is single like u/noobie_solo_backpack +"Yes, the encyclopedia guys. They always start with Sir, ghar mein bache hai kya",The would be marked pedophiles if the same question is asked in USA +Great name for a dog.,Fun fact: Blue is female +"How long after detonation does the explosion stop? Like if you are 5 miles from ground zero, bomb detonated at 10:00.00, how long after wards can you come out from your bunker and not get destroyed from the blast (i.e., not taking death by radiation into account)?",Depends on the bomb. +Huge but friendly bear,This seems ... dumb. +"So, we are obviously getting a new animated short at BlizzCon. Any guesses as to who? Title. There's no way we aren't getting one. Blizzard goes hard at BlizzCon. My prediction is that Sombra will be revealed during one of their panels, without any warning. The short will simply start playing and we will see Sombra in it. They've hyped her up too much for some mediocre reveal.",Widowmaker and Tracer and/or Winston and Reaper +North Carolina high school crowns first transgender homecoming queen,"So long as she doesn't use the women's bathroom, right?" +I have one with secret claims,Hopefully I didn't mine that one ... +"MVP is the most valuable player. But if u miss 4 games, u can't account for that. Like I said before, what if those 4 games were against top defenses? Even if they weren't, you can't determine that Brady wouldn't have tossed a bunch of picks and did poorly. I'm a Raiders fan, so although this has nothing to do with my reasoning, I'm rooting for Carr to get MVP. But let's say he gets hurt for the next 4 games. I can't say he deserves the MVP over guys like Matt Ryan and Elliot who haven't missed a game. I don't even agree that Brady should have been suspended, but fact is he was and since u can't account for those 4 games, he shouldn't be a candidate. My opinion that's all",So if you are injured and miss a game you can't be in the run for MVP? +"He struggles enough and we replace him with our all-pro, veteran, clutch backup. The big story of this team isn't just Dak and Zeke, it's balance, it's that when one guy or element is struggling others pick up the slack. He struggles and we have a lot of over help for him.","You don't bench a qb all season and then ask him to play in the divisional game, in the 4th quarter with 3 min left down by 10 expecting him to win." +What's a really unorthodox way to save money?,Not paying taxes. +Well a supergirl EP did mention she reads Reddit and was looking forward to reading our crossover theories...,what ep? +Anon eats a tub of butter,"When anon says its not any of your business and how he doesn't even care about his health, you can assume he is overweight." +Me; did you ever fix it?,"No sorry, just have to log back in." +"Hang in there, brother.",I'm in it for the long run! +...he's got books to sell.,God damn paper with information on it! +shillary has 40k more votes in Broward than Obama in '12. How? She has nothing like the pull he did,"If that isn't the sign of a fix (which we KNEW they were doing), then I don't know nothin..." +Trumps supposed victims has apparently been found out for lying.,How the fuck does anyone know their cousin's spouse's uncle? +I am taking this one to the grave,Enjoy your HPV +Looks like he's cultivating mass,Ready for the winter +Photos from a Burmester Audio event at Element Acoustics,"As far as I can tell from the back, every single person in the audience was Asian." +"He was thinking he wanted a Republican President, Congress, and Supreme Court.",Bingo. +Not that pretty. To be called a jaw dropper.,Thanks for letting us know. +America's Abandoned Cities,Bodie looks eerily like one of the bandit camps in Red Dead Redemption. +Rank 13 killer meets 4 Jakes,sabo_jake and his crew in a SWF? +"Oh that was definitely the best sex I've ever had. By far!! But then again I've only been with my husband, that's why I have no regrets.",How many guys do you aim to sleep with now that you are free?I am guessing this was just the start? +eating weed does anyone just like straight eat it and why can't you just eat it and get high,Nah son. +Me_irl,Fucking stop +"Tell the story of your first day in Rust I started playing in early 2015, and I have a very fond and vivid memory of my first experience. I was just curious about how others experienced Rust in their first time playing.",Smacked to death by a black man with a large cock as a white chick. +what do you enjoy doing in winter/cold season? I like to style in nice and warm outfit sitting by the sea feeling the cold wind in my face and then take a sip of my hot americano,"I live in the bay area so it doesn't snow here, but it's nice to have some rain" +"I bought $25 over-hear headphones at Walmart that sound perfectly fine to mine. Only issues is that I have yet to find a device that supports the microphone/button. Maybe I just got a faulty pair, I don't know, but they sound good when listening to music while I mow the lawn, so that's all that matters.",How do you know they sound good when you haven't tried anything better? +The best dictators come from outside,"Well, Georgia was a part of the USSR at the time right?" +Why do You type like This man???,**bars** +I love how EA has made the most meaningful boost - speed - pretty much MIA this season.,Well so many people complained about the M games went so they stopped it There was gonna be 3 more players after Forte that would also have had +1 speed +equally stupid.,"Maybe at face value, Mormons and Scientologists really set the bar high in terms of You fuckers actually believe this shit?." +Hamilton was a smart man.,The electoral college is a cave-in to states that didn't want their slavery taken away as soon as the time limit ran out. +MFW FBI are destroying Clinton Campaign,"It's weird how she's getting destroyed then I see retards on facebook saying dumb shit like we dont care about emails LOL fuck national security I guess, getting that vagina in the white house is the most important thing to libtards." +Let me know if the above works :D,Did the ports change? +ISIS suicide bomber blows up himself and 15 other IS fighters accidentally because of faulty explosive belt.,Ayyy lmao +"They just threw his name out there to all NHL teams and I think based on that response they are confident he'll clear. He's a quick first save guy with poor rebound control. The run and gun Sens would give up 2-on-1s and 3-on-1s and he could make highlight reel stops. With prolonged zone time he'd show his weakness in coughing up rebounds right in front of the blue paint. The entire team would collapse back into the slot to help control his loose pucks. Style wise, he fit with that run and gun team, captured lightning in a bottle and made his NHL record setting debut. No one was kidding when they kept calling it a miracle run because it did seem improbable as you were watching. The results were there though, and he got himself his NHL deal. With entirely new coaches, a new goalie coach, a new play style, and guys that weren't in the room when he was stopping everything, they see this much more black and white than the Sens fans do. He's the better reflexes, quicker of the two backups, but he gives the team a lower chance of winning because they won't play that crazy low collapsing style anymore just to clean up his rebounds. I love him, love what he did, love that he got his $$$$ for such an amazing time, but long term there are better, cheaper, less injury prone options. I really hope he can make it to Binghamton to help a brutal team. Even if he does get claimed, I think it's a risk Ottawa can afford to take given Condon's play. That's really what this all boils down to.","Come here Hammond, we have some McLovin over here." +"Any way to get a downloaded software from a regular 3DS with no ID linked to a New 3DS that has an ID? Recently I lost my New 3DS on a bus at university and it had my physical copy of Animal Crossing. So in fear of never getting that 3DS back, I decided to buy Animal Crossing digitally on my regular 3DS. That 3DS had been reset since I wasn't using it after buying my New 3DS so it has no ID linked to it. So it turns out they had my New 3ds and I got it back, but now I'm not sure what to do about my digital Animal Crossing. I was wondering if there was a way I could transfer my digital Animal Crossing onto my New 3DS and perhaps just give my physical copy to my friend. Also if I can, would it keep my data for my town on my New 3DS or would I have to start fresh?",I believe you have to call nintendo and get them to put the digital games on the N3ds system. +"I disagree. LSU needs to evaluate all the candidates, go through interviews, and then make the hire cold. Orgeron definitely deserves a fair shot, but this is about more than any one game. Doing well in a brief period as an interim coach isn't the same as doing it for the long haul",Yeah I'm excited for what has happened this season but is Coach O a good recruiter? +FFS PEOPLE NEVER UNDERSTAND F****** GRAMMAR. LEARN TO DO BETTER ENGLAND VERY GOOD MANLY!,Im pretty sure its should have. +Awkward,Indeed. +I do. I really do. I've been waiting for a skin to use on my diamond Ne Zha and finally Hi-Rez delivered. And thank you so much!,Wanna play together? +kenapa perlu sebut2 SBY sgala? cari masalah yang ga perlu,because agus said he wanted to relive SBY's BLT if he got elected +Josh Donaldson.,He has catcher experience too which is nice +"Both of my grand mothers were also born before suffrage. It took too long, and people don't want to admit to the history we are making, but we are making history. BTW: According to a new poll, 27% of Republicans in FL who have voted, voted for Clinton.","If Florida goes blue this year, I might forgive them for 2000." +necromancer tips Everything is in the title,Are you asking for or giving them? +"So, how exactly did Ennard manage to escape in the Fake Ending? I will find a way out... But how?",Here's a theory: the sister location is connected to the houses from fnaf 4; ennard found a way out through there +And?,"So, it makes sense for him to not be with the others in stage 01." +He's like a detuned radio,This is what you'll get +Now you can boo.,Hahaha +Astral infusion so i can slowly kill myself,Why not burning agony then? +Lol just wait till people get their MM leveled up and tell me about Trifecta again in 2 months.,MM will probably get nerfed sooo +"Alliance server recommendations? As a long time member of the Horde, I'm looking to branch out to the Alliance because I like goats. Mainly looking for an active server with lots of guilds and activity, mainly PVE but don't mind being on a pvp server",Sargeras is a pretty active raiding and PvE server for alliance. +Yeah my blood is boiling that someone in the final six got to talk more than Michelle who only just made the jury. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE,you need to chill +GOOD,It must really suck to hate yourself so much +Man why do you have to exclude Dank PresGOAT?,Because why should we beat a dead horse? +Titanfall 2 is an awesome game. How you like the Elite controller? I am a PS4 gamer but man the Elite makes me want an Xbox One :(,"Then you should probably go for a PC, just get a elite for it :)" +"Because it's a game taking place on a detroyed US and the US and it's citizens use 12hr? Yeah, it's just a clock option but it would mess with the way people talk to you. The game seems to keep to bankers hours anyway. If they tell you later than 8 it's am. Less than 5 it's pm. And all the night time things I encountered just said come back at night. ..",US citizen here 24 hour clock master race +They should consider lowering the rent around here!,Maybe people should just stop not being able to afford rent! +Any way to verify this?,I can vouch for it +After reviewing the picture I removed the string from my button.,"Can we get another pic to confirm, OP?" +She laughed about that he passed the lie detector test not at her.,Oh well that's OK then +"I think the old bodies are in DE next to the teleporter, as there are three of them identical to Dempsey's and Dempsey is sent to Griffin Station, then shot down for the EE. Why didn't we do anything with them?",EXACTLY! +the first one was a tech demo to show off the graphical capablities of a high-end gaming computer the second one better be an actual game,funny thing is that even though it looks awesome on PC (from what ive heard) it looks terrible on console +I won't ever text any of those to a girl. Not because I'm too manly. But because they're fucking retarded.,"Same, but because I don't know any girls." +A black man is the head of the goddamned system wtf,"Um, being Muslim makes him brown." +This person makes me want to commit suicide but have it investigated as a homicide because they made me do it.,How would you make that happen... Maybe Report the Minorities? +"How to copy-paste. Also, same incident, that the right button on a mouse does something different than the left button.","So THAT'S why there's two of them, pretty clever!" +\#it's me,# HI oh wait +"Post Game Thread: Arizona Cardinals (5-8-1) at Seattle Seahawks (9-4-1) Discuss the game here. What did you like? What went wrong? As always, please keep it civil.",Go Cowboys and/or Packers Go Saints! +"Do I have to know much about the Top Cow universe in order to appreciate Artifacts? I have only really read The Darkness and that was when Ennis wrote it so I know pretty much nothing else. I am only familiar with titles but haven't read Witchblade, Switch, Angelus, Cyberforce, and Bloodstrike. I didn't really like much of the Darkness when I read it but the themes were cool. Should I read Artifacts? What are some REALLY good Top Cow universe comics I should get?","I would recommend checking out the Ron Marz run of Witchblade, because not only is it the same writer, but that's where pretty much everything that is later brought up in Artifacts." +"That is a REALLY high percentage. If we narrow down the parameters to just Green Arrow comics, I'd say there have been very few bad green arrow comics. The new 52 (excluding Lemire and Percy's runs) is all that comes to mind. Obviously the Golden Age GA was cheesy, but as soon as Neil Adams took the reigns, it's been mostly good writing.","Incorrectly high, I would like to point out." +"Growing up in the 90s I thought racism existed, but was dying off. Boy was I wrong.","I'm just saying that when we die there's going to be a planet for the French, a planet for the Chinese, and we'll all be a lot happier." +How much would I get if I correctly guessed their most recent porn searches?,Something about cucks? +"For Inspirational Women Day we've had one Princess Anne, two baby Princess Ingrid Alexandras of Norway, and one Princess Leia.",I bent my wookie. +"The red ones taste almost fruity in a way, but the heat is still there.","Also, how long you roast them can make them hotter or sweeter ;)" +How? I get zero money whatsoever.,"Save up, sell some stuff, sexual favours for cash, steal the neighbours toaster oven" +Are you a student? Check if your uni offers deals for Adobe - not just normal student pricing but usually heavily discounted.,I have finished my gordon tafe and they dont have CS6 rather they have Adobe CC and (teachers) say and prefer I should get CC for the latest etc; but since its for purpose of freelancing; and I literally never use the new features it would be futile even with the likes of google fonts and large asortments of commercial free use fonts. +Asked for a cig on the street. Got offered a joint.,"Hey, I wouldn't complain!" +"Farewell, Friends, You've Been Great",Buy me some food! +'No more KGB trickery': Tony Abbott calls for stronger sanctions on Russia over MH17,"Fuck Putin and his goons, but tell me what this has to do with the citizens of Warringah Mr Abbott." +Why are you still using search engines for porn? Everyone should know where it is by now.,"Hey man, there's multiple sites and once you get a non mainstream fetish, you gotta expand your search net" +I watched Austin Powers for the first time in years yesterday and i forgot how much this scene made me laugh,I love they got Steve to appear as well. +12/10 with beans and rice.,You must be new here +How does the damage calculator work,"It automatically goes in the order that results in the highest amount of damage, you can click on the number for each type to see the order." +"No, I definitely can't handle jokes. Offhand remarks like that are offensive and backhanded. On the one hand I'm sure some people find it funny, but others might fly off the handle. While I gotta hand it to you, it's a good joke, I, for one, would not give you a handshake, despite your punny handiwork.",I think you just made my day. +FBI: Multiple IEDs found in package at New Jersey train station,This all takes the news of clintons health nicely. +My dog did a vertical turd,Why is it Indoors? +Nixon would have had the 707 not the 747,Look up 707 barrel roll on Youtube and enjoy. +Don't watch the recaps. Watch the condensed games. THey're everything you want and non of the crap,Where can I find those? +I told my whole division my pet peeve at work is people using millennials like its a curse word. people have mostly stop using the term around me now.,"Good job proving them right, I would just take that as a challenge as a sociopath when faced with such narcissism." +"What really pissed me off at the end was that he got stuck with boring ass Pam and now has 2 kids tied down. You know Jim always wanted Pam to follow her dream of being an artist and he ALWAYS supported her. He bought that fucking house and turned a room for her art studio for her. And you Know what Pam does back for him? NOTHING. She doesn't contribute jack shit. She becomes a nagging ass wife towards the last 2-3 seasons. She barely makes it up to sales just cus Michael didn't chose Ryan and she doesn't do shit at that job. While Jim since day one always said he wanted to gtfo of Scranton. He finally sees this opportunity open up with his old buddies from before and actually joins the start up.(barely though since Pam was giving him shit the entire time) Like Jesus Christ, Jim was out here trying to move out of a rut while he lived in Scranton and Pam just tied him down. Fuck Pam. Jim deserved better.",Pam really became a fuddy duddy hag towards the end there... and she made out with the douche from tres commas +"Iberia was overrun with the Moors for centuries before they got kicked out, Europe can come back but it will take time.","Then they became very religious, people celebrated their religious holiday rigorously - so that other Catholics to the north don't mistaken them for Muslim and come liberate them." +Pretty sure its illegal in london for women to walk around topless,Stop caving in to their cultural bullshit! +Can your dick touch your asshole?,It sure as hell can! +"I agree that when Family Guy was at its best, Chris didn't give anything to the show. He was basically another Peter, but without the relatable charm. However, I like his current character a bit more as it makes more sense in the show. Brian always offered a counter to Stewie when Stewie was a psychopath, but now that Stewie is just a gay-baby, the Brian-Stewie relationship doesn't really have a point. A lot of the more recent episodes have Chris being the counter to Brian, that is, the dumb guy who actually knows more about things than the smart guy that is Brian. Of course, this leaves Stewie without a real place in the show. Either way, it's all crap now.","From what I've seen, it's become very self aware these days, which I find enjoyable if nothing else." +I think surgery should be considered here,Maybe cut yourself a mouth first so you don't suffocate? +"Had to check the sub, I thought this was real.",Yeah I was really confused for a second there. +Seems your diction needs a little work. You understand the last line in OPs post right at the top right?,You understand the concept of different opinions? +Psychology professor with 197 subscribers explains why the Myers-Briggs personality test is no good in a way anyone can understand. His other videos are similarly awesome.,Should be shown to everyone who buys into that bullshit +"well as someone who lives on a farm like 3rd generation rather then do things like get my ass out there and do Irrigation, Feeding Chickens, daily shit like my parents and grandparents did, im just throwing money at it and automating everything. why do i need to bust my hump when i can get an alert on my phone and press a button to close a gate or turn something off. so yea, farms need internet access. Plus owning noobs at TF2 of course & Netflix.",Wouldn't gigabit fibre reach out to further communities? +I call hax. How can the USA have so many diplomatic relation slots?,Must be a beta expansion which provides for multimember defense pacts to be counted as a single relation. +"The resistance tail in act 3 of MGS4. I love it on its own merits, it's a fantastic sequence, but on replay? There's no way to speed through it with skill - you're always stuck going at his pace. Really torturous on your 18th play through.",At least we got full install... +Ass lickers,Risky click of the day. +GTA =/= reality,GTA =/= horespower torque +I think I read an article yesterday that Hillary hates water! WTF kind of excuse is that!,Water is for poor people. +"Now that we have settled into a formation, which players should the club be targeting in the Winter Transfer Window? Discuss.","I'd say a backup CB when Terry retires eventually in a year or two, but we should hold off any transfers until at least next summer." +"No. I am suggesting that being a militant is a sickness that has no cure. It doesn't matter what kind of militant they are. In this case, they are gay militants.",I think you missed the +"Ark Lore - the creators of the ARK? I dunno, I wanna see what you guys think about the possible lore behind the ARK(s consisting of the Island/ARK Prime, the Scorched Earth ARK) and the Center ARK) I personally think they were made by aliens that copied/cloned prehistoric creatures and abducted humans, to see how they would survive and adapt.",Or keeps cloning the same few people/ person and seeing how different circumstances and variations of situations affect the development of the same brain to test nature vs nurture +It might have been from the heat if u were using it for hot liquids. The glue behind the sticker might have worn off from it.,"Gosh, who would put hot liquids into a mug?" +"Was wondering about the numbers. 10% for rare, maybe?",I think rare is 15% and high is 40% +"Is the supporters section on the right goal? If so, I really like how they have that as one solid section. This stadium looks awesome.","yep, 5000 person capacity standing section \#ManTheWall" +So which are your top 5 movies so far in 2016? Ok so 2016 is about to come to an end and so much has happened this year. Its been a fairytale year for some while other went through hell. (Mine was somewhere in the middle.) There's been some amazing movies this year. Here's mine: 1. Dr. Strange 2. Deadpool 3. Fantastic Beast and where to find them 4. Suicide Squad 5. Captain America: Civil War 6. Sing Street 7. Don't Breathe 8. Finding Dory 9. Sully 10. X Men Apocalypse Note: I have not watched some of the movies which is why I haven't included them in my list. And also these are not in order. Just some movies I liked this year. Hope you like it and do share yours too. :),Zootopia 10 Cloverfield Lane Shin Godzilla Sing Street Didn't really love any other movies I saw that came out this year. +Top Google search by players afterwards: What is Texit?,Also Googled How to not lose to Kansas? +"Lundqvist has been an elite goaltender for a long time now, and this is an amazing achievement. Not to take anything away from Hank, but this really puts into perspective how unbeatable Brodeur's records are. Lundqvist is 34, and he's a little less that halfway from Brodeur's shutout record.",You mean Fatso? +"Damn... as someone who wants to grow a beard just for fun, I'm now worried that maybe I'm doing it for this reason.",There is a huge difference between a guy with a beard and guys that make thier lives about being a guy with a beard. +Veterans are planning a 'deployment' to Standing Rock to protest the Dakota Access Pipeline,Wonder how cops will do against actual ex-military personal... +One important note... completely unrelated to Making a Murder is that Police all over the nation use very similar tactics. NEVER TALK WITH POLICE WITHOUT AN ATTORNEY. It's your right and in most cases will be provided free of charge.,Only guilty people ask for an attorney. +"Good point. Many people aren't skilled at resolving conflict. What they are is reactionary or passive. Calm, rational, critical thinking or problem solving is a learned reaction, I think.","Don't forget the passive aggressive, my personal favorite." +Except when you augment crystal tools and you don't want to collect another 4k dust?,That's why you fish instead of mining or woodcutting. +"Lets toss a misleading title flag on this. The part every one is missing is it only UNPATCHED systems, they fixed the issue if your system is up to date.","But, we hate when Windows prompts us to restart for updates, right?" +BBC's Chris McLaughlin: Robbie Neilson escapes the waiting media at Hearts training ground by using a decoy with a Robbie Neilson mask.,"Well, it's better than when Steve Paterson left the Dons" +Lol wow how sensitive,I don't really care about what you think. +"They say Allah is Maha Pengampun, Ahok has apologized, yet the sheeps keep bleating like mad. I wonder who's the tolerant one here?","Maha Pengampun for them, not the kafirs" +TSM Imaqtpie. Confirmed on Twitch.,hell yeah +tl;dr survive 3 waves of SWAT as they raid the new safehouse.,"Woah, sounds fun." +Welcome to womanhood!,Somehow I really don't feel welcomed. +What's a word or phrase you use in conversation that's a subtle reference to a movie or show you like?,H'ok +What's dumb as hell but still awesome?,Autism porn. +"Hmmm, When did you pre-order? July-August (Wave 1) or September-October (Wave 2)?","I pre-ordered on August 19th, I'm guessing that's wave 1 then." +"Right! I forgot about thart, it's so glorious",The best +"Great, I was hoping it was just a test client problem but wasn't sure.",Debugging and shit usually makes the performance drop a bit +You seem angry.,"I literally said I'm mad, what more do you want?" +"Twitter has gone dark. Am I crazy for thinking everything is tied to WikiLeaks & this election, now?",I use Verizon and have no issues getting to twitter or reddit. +"Seriously? Pence can't appoint judges, he's the VP.","Unless something happens to trump, then Pence is next in line" +"The 4 million estate he left stated he wanted $100,000 to the library and the rest alloted according to the school. People are just looking to rage over shit",It's more about how the school is honoring its thrifty donor by not being very thrifty at all. +Full SkyUI or bust,skyui or riot +God damn it Steve Smith,"YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUH ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR, STEPHEN PETER DEVEREUX SMITH" +Peter Pan's shadow,Then who is peter pans shadows shadow? +That's His Beautiful Dark Twisted *Final* Fantasy,808's and Limit Breaks +Wow... That is... condemning to say the least.,"Nah, remember them emails and Benghazi!" +"Because thinking about your kids THAT much, let alone somebody elses, makes you a helicoptor parent or worse. First the entire scenario the guy laid out would have to be true....","Not even fucking close of being a helicopter parent, it wouldn't make you a neglectful asshole, you're mixing things up." +Fucking animals. Stomping on his head 30 on 1. Then they walk off while having a laugh. Obama will come Out with a statement that somehow attempts to justify the blacks behaviour...,Need to talk to white people about how bad we are. +"Yes, it needs some work I know. Hopefully someone has a good idea how it can be improved, for another time, because I like the camp fire aspect. Thanks","I think if you expanded it to cover most of their front half, then made their backs darker to simulate shadows then it would work" +What's a persona?,A big ol izanagi +Daily reminder that leftist Democrats are the REAL violent protesters. SUE THE DNC!,most of those kids at the end dont even look old enough to vote? +"Randy, kramer and now trump",Don't forget Mel Gibson. +"All of that may be true, but he's been fucking awful* for Quins this season. Had one great game, one decent game, the rest all totally questionable. Although, in fairness, that applies to Harlequins in general these past few months. *Potentially a slight exaggeration but I'm sticking by it.","He's never really been worth it though, hasn't managed to replicate the form he had at Irish that we signed him for" +Very true. They seem to have forgotten that point.,"So, all we need is to have a police blood donation drive, and they'll remember?" +"No, it's not ummm... the guy provided a link to it right there. You can't just say no, it's not and then something disappears, sorry.","Like he says, he's literally a shill" +A lot of true believing Mormons today will insist that he was only barely educated as evidence he couldn't have written the Book of Mormon himself.,His father was a teacher so if he was barely educated he had a negligent father. +R,B +"Nothing the couple of games before that I saw, at least.",Well obviously the silence penalty isnt instant +Seems like Maldonado has his own fire extinguishers! He sure needed a lot of them,'Looks like that fire extinguisher has Pastor's name on it' +"Having Christmas in KC with the family. Looking for the best sushi possible. We're meeting up in Raytown for Christmas eve & Christmas. I'm not quite sure if any sushi restaurants are open on Christmas eve, let alone the 25th. If you know of any that are let me know! Thanks!","Jun's, Nara, Bob Wasabi" +I mean...did you see the base Mac book specs? Dual core and no dedicated graphics for 1800.,but mah touch bar +I did it,good job +"I think things are turning around for the better. The girls i tutor are having fun in tutoring, i finished a project at the other place i volunteer at and im proud of it. My standing desk designs for my coworkers and i have been approved. I spent 600 dollars on old growth wood,im finishing the desing for the frame tomorrow. Its gonna be a poweder coated welded frame. I might just get out of this depressive slump sooner than later.",pics! +islam is a religion of peace,Islam is a religion of peace +"That still doesn't help OP at all. He's wondering if the current year 1 weapons that have year 2 versions in the loot tables will continue to be available, or if they will be replaced by new year 1 weapons such as the 77 wizard. The answer is no one knows.","right, my bad" +When you can't afford Hajj tickets (xpost from r/Izlam),Its so realistic The kids even almost trip over each other at one point! +"Yep, and we also lost to Iraq in the 2015 Asian championships. Iraq - a literal war torn shit hole is beating Iran. No, we aren't really much better. I didn't say Iran and these Arab countries are at the exact same level in football, just that they both suck. Some Arab countries are worse than Iran some, like Algeria, are better. In the end they both suck. Oh wow, a football mad country like Iran with a population of 80 million sometimes makes it to the world cup but has never even made it out of the group stage. Incredible stuff. They haven't even won a match at the world cup since 98. Iran hasn't won the Asian championships in so long that the last time they did the Shah was still in power. Truly a football power house. BTW, Saudi Arabia was in the 2006 and 2002 world cup. They were awful just like Iran. Neither of us made 2010. Iran didn't make 2002. So past 4 world cups we've each made 2 of them. The fact is that Iran sucks at football. I personally do not enjoy watching the sport which is probably why i'm not delusional about the Iran team being any good. I could see why these Iranians who actually invest time following the trash Iran national team have to convince themselves that the team is worth anything.",WEW LAD +He has more 'off' content on his YouTube than just that one video too. Guy was a weirdo to say the least,He had a very cute dog as well +What is your family motto?,Touch Not The Cat Bot A Glove +Cigarettes,I guess someone disagrees lol +"Callouts for Trials of Osiris This week on Twilight Gap I've been struggling slightly with whereabouts all of the enemies are, typically in the center room where there's a lot of cover. Say I learn all of the Callouts before my next card along with my team, how much will it affect our game play? I've heard they're pretty useful, but do they marginally increase your skill level, or drastically?",Knowledge is power. +"Hey Bungie, want people to buy Radiant Treasures? Have Saladin sell Dusty/Iron Engram variants for the old Iron Banner weapons (Nirwen's Mercy, Haakon's Hatchet, etc). If you're like me you missed out on a lot of the Year 2 Iron Banners and likewise the god tier vendor rolls (as well as random rolls from crucible drops). Having a shot at those weapons again would be amazing. I'd definitely be more inclined to buy Radiant Treasures, just to break down the ornaments for Silver Dust to buy Dusty/Iron Engrams for Year 2 IB weapons.",Yay pay to win! +"I don't think that officer was working traffic in that vehicle. In Georgia it would be highly irregular for an officer to conduct a traffic stop in an unmarked vehicle. Exigent circumstances could allow for a traffic stop in such a vehicle, but OCGA 40-8-91 clearly specifies that any vehicle being used for official business needs to be clearly marked. And if I were trying to conduct a traffic stop in an unmarked vehicle, i would have no problem with the driver calling 911 to request a marked unit. I just better have a good reason why I decided to conduct that traffic stop. Source: Me. Cop.","That code is interesting, and apparently unenforced as there are MANY unmarked police vehicles on the Georgia roads." +"I mean, isn't that a Hive thing? Don't they have to die in their throneworld to be truly dead, and even then they can come back through the actions of others?",It's a hive thing but if you kill them in the throneworld then they're dead dead We didn't kill Omnigul in a throneworld so she has always had the chance to come back +"Optimal Raid/PvE Loadouts? So now that I'm getting up in light (384) I'm starting to get picky about what I'm using and infusing. Wondering if we've figured out optimal (or close) load outs for the raid and general RoI PvE? Specifically: Primary - Outbreak Prime, Chaos Dogma, or Cryptic Dragon (TT/FF/Explosive). I'm thinking Chaos for bosses, Cryptic for everything else...and Outbreak maybe never? Would love to see some DPS numbers if we have them. Secondary: Quantiplasm: Does the damage to fallen perk make this better than using a matador? I don't really run sniper but I guess Event Horizon / Black Spindle goes here too. Heavy: Razelighter / Gjallerhorn / Sound and Fury / Sleeper. I've been using the raid launcher w/ Outbreak to maximize my light, but I imagine it's a DPS loss to Gjallerhorn even with the bonus damage to fallen. Would also love some numbers here.","Honestly just use whatever you enjoy using, if somebody tells you what *not* to use then tell them do one" +"I can eat a pound of broccoli raw. Bam. No cooking. I prefer it with olive oil. I nuke that a thing work with some kale and chicken. It's healthy (assuming it's not all the olive oil) and simple. I oven bake a series of chicken breasts and store them for use. Easy, cheap and healthy. I can feed myself off a thing of asparagus and frozen bell peppers - both grilled with lemon and salt added after to taste -for a week. It's possible.","It's possible, but not tasty (and I love veggies)." +"Or maybe, and this is a wild idea, maybe he did his job fine and nobody wanted to get an officer following the rules fired for ink on their body.",It is impossible for him to do his job 'fine' if that is displayed. +SS entering the track,All that matters is the Camaro is ahead of the Mustangs. +Women don't weigh much usually,"Dude, if a chick weighs 50 kilos and she punches you in the throat it is enough to hurt you." +music has the right to children is such a brilliant record,My personal favorite of their works. +"Undergrad for four years, starting PhD now (5 years hopefully) then a 2 year residency down the road.",Good luck +"Standard scoring: Jordan Matthews @Min Jamison Crowder @Det I would normally go with Mathews, but Vikings are such a shutdown defense, I don't know",Crowder just because of the matchup. +Why? They are all from mt Rushmore,They were also taken on the planet earth +Well right..because her emails showed corruption at the highest levels. Makes sense.,Which email sent to or from Hillary showed corruption? +Harry does definitely have some narcissistic traits. He isn't a full narcissist but he is obsessed with himself and how things that should not involve him affect him. He also keeps massive secrets from his friends and people he loves but expects complete honesty from everyone when it comes to what he wants to know.,Sirius would be alive except for him and his inability to try and close his mind/confide in others and find out what was going on +Yeah that's how you get labelled a fucking creep,Only if you're bad looking +But Serbia isn't in eastern Europe,Yeah it's more in southeastern Europe. +"Most probably, neckbeards made this.",Or a kid. +creepy,"If this guy and an extraterrestrial knocked at my house, I would be more scared more of this PS4 costume guy than to the extraterrestrial." +"So you're saying that CP3 has had a better career because, *had* he made the finals, he'd have been more valuable to his team than Ray was when Ray *actually* made the finals? Had Ray made the finals in his prime (Sonics Bucks years) he would've been the best player. But thats not convincing is it? To be fair: I agree CP3 is the better player, and I think it's a close call career wise. I just think your argument is weird.",My argument is mostly that using Ray Allen's Finals isn't a good argument as to why he's better than CP3. +"That I was born in the United States. At least once a week, he'll make a comment then say, Oh but you wouldn't understand since you're not from here.","But Tom, you're from... I want to say Libya, right?" +Mini Massa playing the Mechanic,Really enjoy these type of videos. +"*There's an error message I've never seen before!* Me: What does it say? *I have no idea!* Me: Is it on the screen right now? *Yes* Me: Can you read it aloud to me? *It says please restart outlook to install updates* Me: Could you please close and restart outlook? *Yeah, hang on. . . . Oh it went away! God computers are so confusing.*",You basically describe my parent. +Probably around summer next year,If we're lucky +"I do the same, but will only inspect the children. Then I inject them with disease particles and tell them to take drugs to counter the side effects. Muhaha.",And you give them autism! diff --git a/chunk92.csv b/chunk92.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..244f448b50d1ae1ccf4547be5786855432625240 --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk92.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1667 @@ +Input,Output +"now question, i dont play miracles and dont have too much experience with the deck (i play belcher and D&T) so whats the advantage to playing creatureless miracles, i see some lists but i dont get why they arent playing any creatures.",The advantage of playing creature less miracles is in seeing the look in your opponent's eyes as they die a little inside as they realize they're going to lose to a Jace ultimate. +"African American church in Mississippi set ablaze, Vote Trump spray painted on side.",Glad to see the minority out reach is on fire with the GOP! +What's your best Action Movie ?,Terminator 2 is the only real answer. +"From the CK2 wiki: A weak claim can only be pushed if: the title holder is female and the claimant is male the title holder is in regency (due to imprisonment, incapability, youth, pilgrimage, or in hiding) the title is currently contested in another war or claimant is 2nd or 3rd in line to the title.",Ahh I had it reversed +"Lol, I was, those were dark times.",Haha ok just checking :p +"Jagex taking action in DMM? Wow, thats a first. Wow, how amazing. A simple fix to two big issues in the game is actually following through with the punishments you said would hand out. OMG :O Now maybe revert the PJ timer back to how it was before and take steps to BAN BOXERS (AS YOU PROMISED BEFORE) and then take steps to BAN SWAPPERS (as you also said was a bannable offence but did nothing about it in previous seasons). - **Pretty easy to point Swappers out, usually spamming in banks SWAPPING :-)**","You're not wrong Walter, you're just an asshole." +"In 5+ months we've only had 1 new Hero and 1 new Map. Sure, many people here don't like to hear that and will argue about how we've had brawls and competitive seasons and events and cosmetics, but does any of that really matter? The fun of the game comes from the gameplay. We haven't received a single new game type in almost 6 months which is pitiful considering the game only contains 3 to begin with. 1 New Hero, 1 New Map. It's just taking so long for anything to come out. Sure, it's technically free and I appreciate that, but this game sold millions and millions of copies, continues to make millions and millions of dollars through loot boxes yet updates are slower than most free to play games. I love playing this game and still play it daily, but it's getting more and more boring to play the same content over and over, and this S0mbra stuff makes it more frustrating. We've been being teased about a single new Hero now for months and months. Even when S0mbra finally releases, there is no realistic way she can live up to any level of hype people expect. Even if she is the coolest Hero yet, the new factor will wear off in mere days.",Stop being so entitled they didnt make enough money off the millions of copies and two fucking events theyve done to increase loot crate sales this game deserved the 40 (60 for console) price tag for a barebones MP Maybe in a decade if they dont have a new character you have a right to complain +"I see most people on this sub say the original timeline doesn't matter, which I strongly disagree with. I like to believe something happens after the Buried easter egg to cause Origins to happen, but no one really knows.","idk about all that but saying it doesnt matter is just plain stupid you can say the current storyline doesnt matter either, doesnt make it true we dont know what happened post Moon, but we can infer that many of the things we will learn about in revelations about 935 and 115 were groundwork for our original storyline as well moon was a good ending to that story tho the dual ending thing sucks for sure, but that doesnt mean the whole storyline of 3 games just doesnt matter i finished watching the dark knight trilogy, so it doesnt matter now..." +Winter is coming.,Sewer run off flavor. +Is that supposed to be Scarecrow next to the left of Riddler?,"Yes, it's his Arkham Asylum look" +Do I even want to know how much that must have cost?,Enough to re-sign Aroldis Chapman. +Loss of a Friend: RIP BigCountry - Imperium,o7 +"For reference the reason parents did chicken pox parties before the chicken pox vaccine existed is that the disease is usually less severe in children than in adults. The idea was that almost everyone gets chicken pox so you want them to get it when it's going to do the least amount of harm. Chicken pox has been known to cause shingles since the '50s, it was just viewed as sort of an unavoidable fact of life that some people get shingles when they're older. The vaccine was being distributed in the US ~3 years after I got the chicken pox. I still have a few scars from it and am jealous my little sisters never got it.","I'm aware of the reasoning and it's a decent plan, it's just that it's wholly unnecessary now that the vaccine is common." +"This female at work pinned her name tag on her BOOB right when I was talking to this other female... she totally wants the D, right?",Some TRP sound like men/boys who watch to much porn. +"Don't forget that farmable earth bard. And Soleil. And the Vocaloids, if you're willing to get into some gray areas XD",Bard Elton? +Ever heard of stockholm syndrome?,"Well, that took a weird turn." +"Protest like your basic rights depend on it - because power is taken, never given",The very concept of the Social Contract makes it clear that power is given. +Bush had a private server and deleted 10s of thousands of emails. Colin Powell had a private server. Rice had a private server. Yet Clinton is the only one crucified over it.,The Bush White House deleted roughly 20M emails not 10s of thousands. +You were fooled by a video from a known liar.,Were the people talking jn the video lying? +Runkeeper secretly tracking you around the clock and sending the data to advertisers,Don't use it then. +X-post. My girlfriend bleached her hair then made this.,This post is on point! +say that to my 1 and a half box of non-quiet jangmo-os,1 and a half boxes isn't very much tbh +Yes,Gotta acid wash them! +gasses,ty +"It's also fastest to name every RPG character A, but that doesn't stop bidding wars for them.",good point +"No, I want you to give me conclusive evidence right now that the US presidential elections are rigged. Can't do that? No one is surprised.",What kind of sheeple need proof. +I really don't care about your dubious reasons for voting for Trump.,I didn't vote for Trump +White nationalists. You can't sustain the party long term promoting white society. The Democrats actually have answers in progressive candidates like Elizabeth Warren who would've slaughtered Trump.,How do you see a cry bully like Elizabeth Warren doing well? +"I thought it went a bit downhill towards the end, but I honestly love the first few seasons. It's so quotable too Cabs are here! still gets shouted everytime the taxi arrives at pre-drinks.",**OOOOHHH YEAAAHHHA WAKKKE UP YEAHHHHHHH** +I work at Subway. I fuckin hate when people just load up on veggies and you can't close the sandwich without everything falling out or the bread cracking. The worst is when they do that but with flatbread.,Gotta get my moneys worth of food! +How do I set it different for each color? Everytime I change a paint job or topper it changes for both team colors.,"Right click on pc, L2 and R2 on console." +"I think that'll continue to get fixed with time, I don't wanna keep using the shaking off rust excuse but it is only his fourth game back. It seems like Jordy may have lost a step though, so I'm hoping he starts playing a bit more craftily",Yea I just wish they would've played a little better after a bye week +Calgary Police Chief has respect for journalists while cracking down on confidential sources.,I am a believer ... +This is only going to stop when he gets signed for 2017.,"He already is, 69 car" +"I think there will always be loading screens, the more powerful gaming equipment gets, the more the programers are gonna push the limits of rendering and shit",Limits have to be pushed. +Yea I'm pissed as shit I used the clever dragon I got during iron banner to infuse into my lord high fixer. Seeing how good that weapon is now. Haha,Seriously.. How much fun would halo have been with everyone spawning with a 3 shot br with CoD style aim assist? +"And here I am swiping everything and can't get a single match to ask if I can use their titties instead of pillows tonight. You know, the sleep on.",better pics and follow rules 1 and 2 closer +Scottish Government Funded Charity Urges Scots to Share a Cuppa With a Refugee,Fuuuuuck that +"If this was worded less bluntly, it would be top comment. People really can't take the truth bluntly to their face.","It wasn't even rude, he just stated a fact." +"2016 Week 15 Game Thread: Pittsburgh Steelers(8-5) @ Cincinnati Bengals(5-7-1) Please Remember: ##**Leave all opinions/thoughts inside of this thread. Anything that isn't newsworthy posted outside of this thread during the game will be removed.** Don't be rude. We're all here to watch the game. Do not troll the other sub's game thread/post game thread. We will be notified and we will take necessary steps after that. If you see someone in here trolling, feel free to file a report and we will take care of it. Thank you and enjoy the game.",FUCKING CALL HOLDING +Was the mod just debating with DJT?,1v3. +"If you actually plan on doing this, you're a dick. A big dick.",Adapt scrub +Reddit Favorite Defensive Pair Vote Please comment in this format your favorite player at each position: **Left D** - **Right D** Please put your favorite player to use at each position. I will go first. **You already know** - **Kreider**,**Burns** - **Suter** +It's a party!,Source? +Well it's most likely in a dead timeline so unless they toss in time travel at the end of it then there's no passing the torch.,"That's exactly what I think will happen They already retconned the first couple movies via time travel, might as well throw X23 in the past with the young Xmen as well." +The World Scouting Association lets females in at all levels of scouting? Why is the American knock off not following suit?,"Because the church has them by the balls, and the BSA is overwhelmingly a conservative/reactionary organization." +"Seems reasonable to me, so the fact that we're talking about a WR/OL/TE getting equal consideration makes me think maybe that isn't the case. Also the OL did play QB in the past and got a QB scholarship to LSU out of high school",He must've been a big qb +sausAgeS,Yes +Brandon Marshall: Byron Maxwell 'holds every single play',"Well, Brandon Marshall pushes off on every single play soooooo.... We're even?" +Don't talk to me or my bank account ever again,Why they're about be forgiven right? +evry time Madusa stuns me when she only have my butt.,"Rama has got eyes everywhere, that is how he lands them sick snipes..." +how is this cringe,I think it's more of bait than cringe imo +The 20 second jumping interval only applies to landable planets you aren't on. If the (landable) planet you are on (or currently orbiting) orbits another landable planet you will get that jumpy translation.,Is this something they are going to fix? +Michelle Obama: 'We are feeling what not having hope feels like',Despair? +"Live Discussion (October 22, 2016) (Tom Hanks / Lady Gaga) Welcome to our *SNL* **live discussion** thread! This week's host is Tom Hanks, and the musical guest is Lady Gaga. For those new to the show, tune into your local NBC affiliate from around 11:30 PM to follow this episode live. A quick recommendation to mention the sketch you're referring to in your comment. It's not a hard and fast rule, but it does make the thread more readable after the show finishes. Since this thread is likely to fill up quickly, consider sorting the comments by new (instead of best or top) to see the newest posts. This should be automatically done, but it might not be so maybe check. Enjoy the show!",These segments with Leslie are never funny. +"These live DRs have been interesting and insightful, but like hard drugs, I think they'll become less amazing as time goes on. Hopefully the questions get more specific or interesting closer to the end.",They have to tailor the questions to each HG after this. +the reason why you should not chose your OS specialization if you haven't had legendary yet,"I'd honestly be fine if I got a legendary for either of my specs, if I get it for ele it'll help boost the specs shit dps, if I get it for resto I can main heals and go full Ez mode" +Half a litre? You think half a litre is the answer? You need at least a bucket full!,"ive found the pineapple tastes better if you drink imperial units of semen, rather than metric" +"Rick Wilson (GOP Strategist) on Twitter: No, Donald. You're not a gentleman.",Gentleman: Of course you can call my daughter a piece of ass! +What can you still purchase for under $1.00?,A hard boiled egg. +I had it when I was nineteen. The nurse at the university health center had never seen it in anyone that age. I haven't had it since then but I still really wish the insurance would just pay for me to get the vaccine because I do not want to get it again.,"Unfortunately the vaccine doesn't help if you've already had the shingles, we can only hope they find a cure for herpes in general sometime in the near future." +"Yes, I base all my decisions on noise, which is why I used to run 4 GTX 480s with an FX-4100 in a case with 12 fans.",You're the cause of global warming. +"I don't, it was just people being shitty and harassing others.",A vacuum of hate and bullying +"Leftist open carry in Austin, Texas",Dumbasses +Just fill a pool with silver paint and jump in. Nothing could go wrong.,riiiiight +Pretty sure that's the fake satanist dude.,I heard 5 seconds of him speaking and also thought this... got further into the video and it has to be that guy. +"Then 75 - 50 - 25, and on the 2nd level up the first mark is a free random card. Ghoul for me today.",That was mine yesterday... +Good analysis - will start on odd weeks with confidence!,Lol glad I didn't need the +What assignment in school did you bullshit the most but still got a good grade?,RE. +Plenty of teams had interest in Gonzalez at the trade deadline. Whatever was wrong with him Don Cooper fixed it-another throwaway of a pitcher from Baltimore,Do you think Baltimore will ever learn its lesson trading scuffling pitchers to Chicago? +Is it just me or are journalists seeking Hulkenberg's opinion on everything now?,"He's the only Le Mans winner on the grid, so they value his opinion rather high." +"Vikings' OT Jake Long has torn his Achilles tendon, per Mike Zimmer",**RAISE YOUR BEAVERS** +The rich are insulated against these problems. Why should they care? Even if the world goes to shit they can just retreat to some private islands and just live the rest of their days in comfort.,until the hurricanes come +"This is supposed to show a man who hides his feeling, but to me it looks like he is thinking about some sad kid and laughing his ass of","I like it better this way, tbh" +Casting notice goes out for new 'up-and-coming' conservative news network,"Yes, don't let those fuddy-duddy's at Fox News be the gatekeeper for whatever bat-guano crazy conspiracy theory the alt-right happens to want to float that week." +"The John Oliver joke writes itself: Things have gotten so bad for the Trump campaign that some donors have started requesting their money back. And if donating money to Donald Trump doesn't show that you have no idea what you are doing, asking for money *back* from Donald Trump makes that a certainty.","can't be a real john oliver quote, doesn't contain a self-satisfied it's 2016 anywhere in it." +"Wildturtle is duoing with Matt atm, I'm not sure what this means I just wanted to put that out there.","TL may have paid and traded Matt to IMT for RO, and most likely, RO wanted out." +"It's a slippery slope though, every cod has been slightly more p2w than the last. Give it a few years",AW and Bo3 were far worse than IW is and IW isn't even p2w so what's that tell ya.. +"Remember - the Bengals, at home, are in white. The visiting Dolphins are in orange. Because logic.",The Cowboys always wear white at home soooooo.... +Too cute for porn,Calling cb porn is cheating +Please (as mentioned in another post) let Jericho get one more reign and let him retire having won the universal title. I just want to hear idiots and peasants....I regret to inform you that the Kevin Owens show has been canceled but do not fret because another show has been approved and once again....RAW.....IS....JERICHOOOOOO!!! The pop that would generate.......,"Goosebumps, maaaaaan" +Ur doing it wrong...Just get another one,brb lemme just farm another Barret vest +Gorgeous,Thank you! +Potential next man up offensive line depth the Seahawks may be considering at this point.,Paul Allen +Man with Ponytail Beheaded,Ponytails....ISIS's best friend +Fatal accident after driver allegedly went against traffic on Expressway,He took that like a champ! +Hey,So.... how's the wife? +GSP with a bottle of Vaseline vs silva who wins?,The Vaseline clearly +"A lot of German Nazi's moved to Argentina after the war, so maybe it's a 112 year old German Nazi on reddit in a tiny South American village. We will find him.",112 years old and still hasn't given up. +"My husband bailed on our workouts for the second time this week. He's supposedly sick, but I have my doubts.","Yeah, sick of working out" +Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson The MC is named Hiro Protagonist. Ya gotta read it. 10/10,You must be new here +How's the clip on the swindle?,I have that same knife and love the clip. +THE VIDEO,I'll take this too. +Negative or positive? It's a Hillary roasting.,Positive +"the gold buff? more cxp, the green is supposed to be a beastmasters key + travel mode buff, afaik.",Yeah I was talking about the green. +How can you explain your job in a way that makes it sound shady?,I supply drugs to students (High school history teacher) +This better not be a fucking troll article.,"They quoted the police chief, I wouldn't think they'd do that in a troll article." +What Fighting games should get pops and what characters should be made into pops?,All of them. +But he ditched the Nike putter and won 2/4 events and the cup.,you know also the putting coach change with the putter. +"The building is 150 years old. The landlord I suppose was negligent over the years keeping up the infrastructure. The city caught on and shut down everything, pending an update to the pipes etc. There's been a bit of a standoff between the tenants and the landlord over the whole thing. Hot water was restored after 4 months or so, but still no cooking or heating gas. That's supposed to be remedied by Oct 1. Construction is ongoing. After that, I suppose there will be some legal battles over rent money due or not due...",Hope you've been witholding rent until this is all sorted out. +12 years and I still turn back and smile,It's beautiful on the outside but I'd have trouble coping with a dated interior. +Yeah wether afterburner is or isn't on I'm having the same fps drop. That graph is taken while I was gaming but the drop in core clock happens when I turn the msi gaming app off. Its just very wierd. It doesn't seem to happen in all games too.,The card can downclock if the game isn't demanding and runs with Vsync on. +Owens knows a thing or two about Friendship,"God dammit, that's the cutest thing I've seen all day." +WE'LL MAKE OUR OWN SERVER THE ENTIRE MAP CAN BE YIFF ISLAND,Lets make our own server with black jack and hookers +So where does he magically store it like in the games,In a very nice ziplock back that says figma on it +Game Thread: Bruins vs Ducks It's duck hunting season! **GO BRUINS**,Fighting a nasty cold but will still watch +All thread bolt would be perfect for this application,Yep that would do the trick perfectly and cheaply. +Minister Maryam Monsef correcting documents after birthplace revelations,I'd like to know what inspired the G&M to do the research to find out something like this when Monsef herself says she didn't know until they told her. +"I know it's a fallacy, but game is selling less than the first. Less people are playing. All the praise I've seen for the game is for the Campaign. The MP always gets a meh score on reviews. Not going to buy a 60$ game for 4-5 hours of entertainment.",But the story is equivalent to HL2 +Did Donald Trump Bribe an Attorney General to Protect Trump University?,Bribes are the only debts a grifter will actually pay. +Broncos players engage in shouting match post game,I hope we get the Raiders in the playoffs man. +Capitalism is human nature! That's why we need a well-armed and well-funded state to perpetuate it!,"Anything that needs to be enforced isn't nature, I think." +"Every human must have a sign above their head, What does your sign say?",Mostly harmless +Chicago Gun Deaths on Obama's Watch Nearly Overtake Iraq War Deaths Under Bush,There sure is a lot of breitbart on this sub +First you would need a constitution no?,Lets not argue semantics here +How in the damn hell are his chances improving after the debates?,"Trump avoiding being Trump, the Obamacare news." +Wow.,"Just bare-assed racism, staring us in the face." +"push ups, squats, planking","And jumping jacks, and situps, lateral raises and bicep curls with jugs of water/milk" +"Oh boy, we're getting new folklore books aren't we? I knew not capping scrips was gonna bite me in the ass...","The last time they added new nodes they just went into the old folklore books, so hopefully not." +clutch widow play to win the point,Meanwhile... teammate McCree is literally sleeping on the alleyway. +DVNJ,DVNK +Jeb,[low energy](/t) +Same here. Which college? I'm in oakes.,Porter. +Why not madame darkness nox? :P,I thought it was more fitting for those dead gods especially the dance that occurs a few seconds later. +Watch him not get in on the technicality of people misspelling his last name...,"It's so annoying, especially since it says his spelling right on the post" +"What do you call a homosexual Muslim man in space? An astronaut, you racist fuck.",Neither homosexuals nor Muslims are a race. +"Mark Cuban: I'd rather lose every penny than have Trump as President, because I care more about the future of my family, my children than I do about my pocketbook","Holy shit Mark Cuban, my opinion of you has really really improved this eletion cycle?" +You can't because Patcher bridges the VST and so they don't receive midi input from your keyboard.,"That's not how it's supposed to work, at least on my system it doesn't do what op is describing." +"You can find discount impossible project, and more discounted *slightly* expired impossible projects, or cheaper *extremely* expired polaroid film. Mine had half a cartridge of exposed film with a dead battery, so I'm making lowball offers on ebay.",Expired film can give you some neat effects -- try it out! +Who or what do you absolutely loath?,People who have just met you and think they have figured you out because of your astrological sign or your job. +Women too.,"Don't be stupid... women, voting?" +"This is hung up at work...just a nice, patriotic quilt square...right?","DAE America sucks, throw off our facist overlords and embrace true communism." +"You really can't express an opinion without insulting someone, can you? Jesus. Bookworm doesn't mean obsessed with studies. If that's what you mean, you should say it plainly. Bookworms, as it happens, are naturally pretty good at that.",Where is the insult? +"I prefer the Titan jump just because it feels powerful. But I do have to agree, that Hunter jump is a great jump.","It does feel powerful, but as someone who ran nothing but Hunter until TTK, I prefer warlock jump to Titan, just because of the lateral mobility, in used to using my jumps as dodging/repositioning tools." +Ryan concedes AFC East to Patriots: It's unrealistic to win the division,"As a razorback fan who's team plays in the SECwest, I know your pain fam." +Good morning everyone :),Sup? +"Well, he did fuck a 15 year old, so...",How old was he at the time? +"They don't confiscate it or anything, but they won't let you in until you put it somewhere. They have lockers you can rent. Otherwise you have to leave it in your car or hotel room. However, like I said, if you don't have a huge lens, you should be alright.",Awesome thanks man for the info! +"What kind of landscape (beach, mountain, desert, etc.) makes you feel most at home?",plain fields +What anime do you wish had as much popularity as Naruto and etc? I felt that Udon no Kuni no Kiniro Kemari didn't have as much popularity. Maybe it is due to many people giving up on this season of anime. There wasn't many good ones. But Udon no Kuni no Kiniro Kemari is a really cute one. The animation is really beautiful and it always touches your heart.,Hokuto no Ken needs some recognition nowadays +What happened!,I wanna know too +Extremely High Skill Glock Ace in SMFC,"That was lucky af XDDDD I can't stop laughing, definitely made my day." +"Eye damage So I just noticed that I play like 3 times better when I sit really close to the monitor. Obviously this causes some eye strain, but will it cause any permanent eye damage if I play really close to the screen all the time? And if it does, can I prevent it by taking a break after each game or something like that?",You shouldn't do that but I think it's still better for your eye than looking and smartphone screen. +If it's got a decent movement you might as well give it a try,For $500 I'd rather go with a sure-thing. +What lie do you regularly tell yourself?,You're really pretty! +I don't even know about an October reveal anymore I used to feel very close to a reveal every day in September. It was the perfect month. Now I just don't know what the fuck Nintendo is doing. I honestly won't even be surprised by a December reveal. They already missed the perfect opportunity and you all know it. At this point it feels like they just don't care.,"I know the feeling, but I think they know what they're doing - even if the wait is long and ridiculous." +"**1\. Hidden-information multiplayer.** People failed to understand this. Nintendo even failed to understand this. They talked a big game about asymmetric multiplayer, but that isn't special. If I main Fox and you main Marth, boom, asymmetry. One-versus-many isn't even special, I've been playing 1-vs-3 minigames in Mario Parties for over a decade. So, not asymmetry, but hidden information. And what do we get? A handful of minigames where the hidden info is just player movement, and some Pictionary clones. They barely even used it in Mario Party. Where's the D&D clone? (Coming out 2017, I guess, if Hex Heroes is any indication.) Shit, where's the PAC-MAN VS port? And then Jackbox comes in and completely drinks their fucking milkshake, with *phones*. Nintendo was screwing this up from Day 1, in Nintendo Land, which was supposed to sell everybody on the innovation. The competitive games are all great; the co-op are all I'm doing the same thing as you, just a slightly different way. That's not new. **2\. Input smorgasbord.** Buttons, joysticks, touch screens, gyro, mic, NFC scanning - none of that was new. But they've never so close together and accessible before. Sure, the 3DS has all of that as well - but if you're playing with 3D on, moving the system around for gyro and mic is less desirable. You think there's room for some fun pat-your-head-rub-your-belly gameplay there, but apparently not. Splatoon's the only thing I can really think of that uses lots multiple input methods simultaneously and effectively. NFC scanning as a mechanic was pretty poorly used as well. Most of the amiibo stuff should have been replaced with a single button press. To me there are two real ways to innovate here. One is with saving data - but most games only *read* amiibo, and few games have anything worth saving to them, and usually it'd be easier if it just saved to your hard drive instead. The second is physically manipulating amiibo cards to scan in - AC: aF did a tiny bit of this, and then never followed through. Not that the Switch can't also do NFC stuff - just that it's another ball the Wii U dropped. **3\. Offloading UI.** There is a lot to be said for having UI or menus constantly available, yet never overlaid on the main screen. The big winners here are Splatoon, Wind Waker HD, even Amazon Video. It was damn useful when done right, which was easy and fairly frequent. My ideal dream scenario is that the Switch does very well and Nintendo experiments with modular controllers that have screens. This would not only totally fix 1 and 3, but allow for games where *multiple* players have hidden information. Of course, the Switch doing well is the key.","I would argue that asymmetrical gameplay is not that you have different abilities, but different goals." +"But it will help keep them from devolving into dens of misery replete with theft, drug rings, overdoses, assaults, rapes and shootings. These camps when left to grow for a long time tend to turn into lawless zones where people can get away with any type of antisocial behavior. People are bringing children to them as well and leaving them in the care of other drug addicts and the mentally ill. How many of these children are being abused and neglected in the camps? Nobody really knows because there isn't any law enforcement presence.","Could be 0, nobody really knows." +I'll let you know when I get over it,Feelsbadman +COMPARED TO WHAT? MARYLAND??,Everywhere else +My daughter's 3rd prize for selling magazines for her school fundraiser. Um.. thanks?,Prizes from the supply closet are best prizes! +I think OP means the game is 18 years old including the original beta period,doh I horribly misead that lol. +"Hey Shinobi, ghostmotley has informed Arkham Videos.",Cool +"Your source is common sense, thats sweet :)",Better than any of your sources. +will do u do as well i believe its just a poster though nothing special the package only weighs a 1lb,My guess is a copy of the legacy edition +You should make it domination victory only. :),The only winning move is not to play. +"I'm for the legalization of marijuana. But I will never try it. I have no desire to. I know it's completely different than smoking a cigarette, but I just don't want to smoke anything. It doesn't seem good for you. The culture of it doesn't appeal to me, and the laid back stoner doesn't fit me at all. I know that's not true for everyone, but it's just not for me.",You can smoke weed without being a stoner +When you are trying to sleep,"Left is basically my wife and as such, this is basically my life." +"Maliwan grip and exhaust, swap speed accessory (fwap a) and Vladof sight? So, if it's at your level, 510691 damage, 75.3 accuracy, 1.1 fire rate, 6.4 reload speed and 4 mag size? Congrats. Not a bad Tunguska.",Lol guys there's a spreadsheet you can use for this +Is that not the reason Hillary Clinton is being investigated?,No. +Ross and Barry have become the true Game Grumps.,"Wait, are you saying Arin's super bitchy and pretentious attitude *might be getting a little old*?" +At the event in Edmonton people were bussed in. So probably the same for Calgary.,Were they tested for their ability to deny reality? +The chicane in the middle of Mistral Straight is ruining it.,It looks like they eased Signes as well. +I know this may not be a popular pick but I agree with you!,"Let's just hope it's UA vs UF in the SECCG, like God intended" +"Hamilton won the championship in 2008 in the final corner of the final race after passing Timo Glock, who looked like he was going slower than usual. This lead to people conspiring that Glock slowed down on purpose to let Hamilton passed, and therefore let him win the championship, he really slowed down because it'd been a mixed conditions race, and he was still on the wrong compound of tyres.",Thanks for that +T and J just happens to be the last name of two guys arrested...,W is laughing all the way to the bank. +Liam Fox ?,Why has he got a gun to the back of his head? +I never really looked into him that much. All I know is that he's from a very wealthy background but he seems to be very principled politically.,Watch Inside the Commons for some Zac. +Palin is everything that is wrong with American politics. She's the clear example of the celebration of idiocy.,"To think if McCain hadn't have chosen her as his VP, she wouldnt be any more important than perhaps Bachman" +Honestly_ went to USC and Minnesota. He's just showing solidarity.,"Yeah, I realized that after I posted it, but was too lazy to change the your in my original comment." +"Sorry I wasn't meaning to be political, I just thought it was funny",Not meaning to be political.. Sometimes you guys stretch my incredulity. +"He was one of the first from Big moms crew that was showcased, I believe Oda has some good things in store for him :) If he is nicknamed Thrifty, I think he is known for holding back his true power perhaps?",I thought Bobbin would be a sweet commander. +"The good things that ISIS has caused ( please don't put me on a watchlist, I can explain! )",I am curious for this one. +With the Pepe market in chaos right now i submit to you all the bored AF @ work Pepe. Bidding starts at 10 bitcoin,"This is Obama's economy, folks, that I will tell you." +"haha I like that cartoon! I agree. Just because someone has the right to free speech, it doesn't give us the obligation to listen.","BRB, let me get my white noise machine" +Service medals 2017 all levels,5 looks sick as fuck +"My chicken, Nugget.","Commas, right?" +we need a bot to automatically delete them. call it iSwitchedBot,Would be great. +"As much as I hope this happens, I don't think it is realistic. There might be a few that make a stand, but not enough.",Electors not voting for the winner happens way more often than you think. +"What's something that seemed awesome to you as a child/teen, but is now really mundane or boring?",Playing the same game over and over just to get a higher score. +"Then one desperate escort match, Torbjorn came to say, Reinhardt with your helm so bright, won't you shield us with your might?",And then all the heroes loved him +I will not vote Liberal if the next election is first past the post. The NDP would be insane not to make electoral reform a pillar of their campaign.,The party with electoral reform as a pillar has my vote providing they make sense and have a chance at winning (Sorry Greens) +That's more of less what they said. It just made me laugh.,An SCMC by any other name would still smell the same - like shit. +Some fucker drove the ship right into the rocks head on and then left the boat. The only turret that was properly usable was the front artillery cannons that the driver clearly didn't know were there. I tried to recover but it was so close to the Fort that all those cannons took us out in no time.,The amount of braindead kids and trolls is huge! +pay rent or new phone... hmmm...,Uhhhh.....Jeez that's a toughie. +What do you guys think of the upcoming grand finale? Just wanna hear your thoughts. I feel like it's gonna be huge.,"I'm expecting it to be BIG, but I don't think think it'll Ben teased for a while." +"President Obama will be on Real Time with Bill Maher, Friday Nov 4th, as a result of a petition signed by over 300k people",Wow like the only petition he responds to is one for a PR appearance. +The Scottish Labour Effect,"Tbf, there is a Lib Dem in the pic and Nicola endorsed Clinton." +wow I can't even imagine Gus on vocals. Just imagine him trying to rap in japanese lol,It's actually not bad. +Marriage Ceremony at Buckingham Fountain?,You want to have an outdoor wedding in April? +This bird we sell resembles Donald Trump.,This bird is far more qualified to be president of the United States. +Can you add me,Yes. +"Yeah, but with more truckers and hookers.","Lot Lizards, not hookers." +It's time for the skeleton war. Let's spook those other subreddits!,"I know he's a bit Obscure, but Barbaros from Zack and Wiki (just the head) would fir nicely here." +Thrifted fits 2,fit on the left is kinda nice +Brock Lesnar vs Rusev set for Mexico City!,guys i think rusev has a real shot at winning here +"Last title appearance in the big 4 sports was 1998 (caps) , last one won was 1992 (redskins); but incredibly bad luck since then",Hockey will change it this season IMO +Because being a woman isn't progressive enough.,"No it's that shes white and old, you need a young, half black half latino lesbian" +Some Trump supporters actually sympathize with Duterte's lunacy.,And Hillary's no fly zone over Syria will ensure peace and no war +I'd rather knock it out first thing and not have a task that I'm dreading hanging over my head all day.,Sounds like me with running. +man single-handedly butchers his thread title single handedly by single handedly butchering his title single handedly,"I'm confused, I can't click on your click baity title, what do I do now?" +For some reason the paragraph I wrote about Frankie does not appear under the title. The gist of the paragraph is that Frankie is a comedy genius and we need one or two people like him in government.,You've submitted a link rather than a text post which is why your text didn't show up. +"well, they do run Engineered explosives","Which isn't really a sweeper and is pretty awful when your opponent has a cursecatcher, lord of Atlantis, merrow reejery and a master of waves with some elementals." +"Well the ones from DCYou and on are set in a possible future for the main continuity and stuff before it are based on the DCAU. I mean it is set in the future where time travel and all sorts of things are used to change what the future could be so DC was pretty forthcoming when it first launched in DCYou that it is the future as of now, but not likely to last.","So, only Tim Drake Batman is the only one I have to look at?" +The ketchup does not go over the fries.,I think the majority of people are dippers. +"Then it might be your attitude? Also, are you the blcklistd Brit?",whos asking +I hope redheads are liked here (:,Single hottest pic I've seen in a while and she gets spooked! +"Khan hahhahaahhahahha Seriously, short reach, height etc are also genetic disadvantages, chin also. He has the heart but not the chin to back it up, a lucky punch and it's game over for him.",This comment makes my brain ache. +This old commercial with Shatner as Kirk and Doohan as Scotty is...fascinating,This is somebody's fetish. +"Super unlikely not really. Our D is up and down indeed, but Pats don't have a great defense either. But Carr being down makes it unlikely.",We have the number 1 scoring defense in the league. +what is the future of fallout? thoughts ?,"Another cold, cold link" +More people are currently playing Spore (2008) than No Man's Sky right now.,Those numbers for Final Fantasy are pretty low for a MMORPG. +I hope she was crying there at the end and not laughing... might spark a change.,What are the odds? +"Even then, cig was engineer starved until foundry 42 Germany opened. Which puts most of the real work being done within the last 18 months.","Yup, not to mention CryTek laying off all those employees that now work for CIG." +MRGLGLGLLGLGL,"I, AM POWER, INCARNATE" +Tiled Floors,Lawyer porn +Idealists annoy me,I hope you can get help with that. +Voxel Lime Paint,Did you make it glow to be more obnoxious? +Kanji in clothes are becoming more and more corny,Romaji would be better +Congratulations,Thank you! +Really? I got it on my first try was going for wild tangles.,"In Maple, for every person who uses $50 or more trying to get a specific style, there's at least one person who got it in one to two tries that has to say Lol I got mine so quick." +Where is the kid that was the bully at your school now?,Dead. +What in the fuck. Idk how that even happens man. The dude they ended up throwing to wasn't even that open. Crazy stuff.,Speight is getting better at throwing the long ball. +"I got the PM this time, so IT WORKED! YAY!",So did I. +"Tbf whenever someone mentions how good zeke is, someone else also mentions the oline",As they should. +...they don't eat bacon in Canada? But what do you eat with your pancakes??,We absolutely eat bacon in Canada +Lots of alcohol usually does it,"Until you wake up, grab your phone, and look on reddit... :(" +They already do this with manufacturer-specific codes. The standard codes they're required to implement are intentionally vague and nearly meaningless.,Something aint good cyld 4. +Is that like Alpha Brain?,yeah it's all nootropics +Found these stickers at my work today,I saw some FNaF 1 ones at the Dollar Store. +"Why doesn't Dolores whisper these violent delights.... to Teddy? She said it to Maeve. Has she had a chance to say it to anyone else? If so, why hasn't she said it to Teddy? Does she *love* him too much to subject him to the horrible fate of remembering his 1,000+ deaths?",She wants to spare him the horrible truth? +In the mood to get my ass eaten today (f),"If you're anywhere near Tennessee, I'll have you sit on my face." +"Nice ad, hopefully the price on the XZ will be manageable..",If it's not priced high they'll take like half a year before they release it +Has anyone found a store with replacements? Wondering before I start calling the 12 stores in my area,Samsung has said replacements will be in stores by the 21st so call then. +"Satsuki Kiryuin is the only answer. Think about it. The world agrees that she is objectively perfect right? No character flaws whatsoever. So why not shift her from Student Counsel President, to President of the World?!",Gamagori for secretary of state. +Not me. The guy who's stealing.,Wasn't reffering you anyways +You really have no idea what goes on in competitive LoL outside of NA LCS and EU LCS playoffs do you?,"Some people only watch LCS and do not bother on EU CS why does he needs to know this if Alphari has never played on LCS before?, you make no sense dude." +Its second hand i payed $450,Much better we were worried for a bit there. +down with the patriarchy,"Not a question, though I will say that the patriarchy has been erect for more than four hours." +"Alright, time to get demoted to Challenger Elite again","Deranked from Challenger Elite Div V to Div I in one night; such an awful grind, but it's so close!" +This happened too much,The developers are obviously trolling with their irony. +"Mostly because of bullshit arbitrary design choices and the all-or-nothing approach: just as an example systemd-logind changed the signal sent to user processes at logout from SIGHUP to SIGKILL, that means you can't start a long running job and logout your session anymore, unless said job or program is modified to adapt to systemd. Journal log might be fine for a desktop system, but is terrible for servers where logs matter, again, as a design choice, is coded to discard the journal (and the messages) if it gets corrupted (and it happens, because binary logging is less resilient than plain text). All-or-nothing is that you can't just pick systemd as a init system, you have to take everything else that comes with it: dhcp client, login manager, automounter, logging, acpi and whatever else it is going to be added in the future. Last, but not least, the general dickish attitude from Poettering, because he knows better than anybody else period.","journald is a nice *supplement* to log files, but should never be a *replacement* for them." +Oh yeah... I remember the old you're worthless and you'll never amount to anything speech. I got it frequently too. Sorry you had to hear it too. I got it connected to laundry on the day that the washing machine broke down and somehow it was my fault. I was a useless piece of shit and I would never amount to anything in life... because our (at that point) 18-year-old washing machine broke down. Fuck... I'm amazed at how normal I am today after going through all of that. Although I have been working at NC and healing through therapy for 17 years. So it's not *that* surprising.,I broke the handle off the freezer door whilst trying to get ice cubes for the dog because he was hot. +Jose y Maria,Pedophile looking for a free late term abortion for his 13 year old girlfriend. +Kurt Busch shares my opinions on both.,Me too lol +"Actually we are, that's why we're anarchists and not democrats.","Democrats support bourgeois democracy, im talking about true democracy." +How is Hurricane Matthew affecting your life right now?,I keep seeing a post about a buoy on my front page. +Suit and no tie I would say. Absolutely don't go 3 piece suit,Cummerbund instead? +Season 7 Mid-Season Finale Promo,Looks like Spaghetti Tuesday! +"The client doesn't determine random card results. The server they run the tournament on could be configured to have Yogg not in the valid results, or have a changed result list for Tuskarr Totemic. Not saying they wouldn't need a code change or anything, but if they worked at it they could make it happen.",Last time they did something like this (ban Purify from Arena) it still popped up from Spellslinger. +HERE WE GO FOLKS!,I BET SHE IS CONFUSED +for meso_revo?,yes +"No, the_racists, we're not doing any of the casting",Why did you upvote those last two? +"How many miles on it? I have an '09 with ~140K that was a former rental car. I'm a bit worried since people don't tend to treat rentals well but after 2 years I haven't had any issues and it burns no oil. Also, which engine was it? I could see an SS breaking with the 2.0 putting out some decent power but the 2.2 and 2.4 seem relatively bullet proof.","2.2l, 146k on this one" +Iirc cheesing refers to doing something unfair. Not playing the same shit everyone else does isn't cheesing.,"Cheesing doesn't need to be unfair, it's generally best thought of as something that's strong because an opponent doesn't know how to deal with it as it's so far off the standard meta, rather than fundamentally being strong." +Maybe the stripper loves that sort of dancing.,Probably. +These Wikileaks Emails Prove Just What A Monster Hillary Clinton Is,Guys.... The title is +Reading: Time Magazine on Wikileaks,this is the reason I bought all physical books about JA when I first realized that media was flipping on him hard +How is his comics always relevant,I'm less amazed at there always being a relevant comic than how someone remembers and finds it. +When rich people get money it means poor people are getting the money,Except that's obviously not true at all +I am now wasting my time discussing with other people who are wasting time talking about wasting time watching others wasting time. We truly do live in the future.,Yo I heard you like wasting time +How am i doing.... 6months hrt,doing so well that im seething jealousy +"Is there anything other than tradition preventing Trump from running for the GOP nomination again in 2020? If not, I wouldn't put it past him.","Well, the part of dirty tricks won't be caught with their fingers up their nose in May without doing any opposition research." +It's deeper than a normal beach.,I'll give you that yeah +Por que non los dos?,This is the correct answer. +Chelsea Manning announces hunger strike over treatment in prison,"Well it is prison, society kind of relies on prison being uncomfortable and an inconvenience; it acts as a deterrent." +looking for stats on lead changes after 7th inning are there any stats that look at game winners compared to the score after the 7th inning?,anything? +What's something that is surprisingly more than 100 years old?,"Nintendo, it was at first a card game company, a love hotel company and then finally a video game company" +Google did a lot of work to make Android 7 feel very smooth and as jitter-free as possible,7.1 ;) +"Girl on top, with me and her facing the same way. My penis is not capable of bending towards my legs and it's painful/impossible, I don't know if it is common enough or just me.",Great for giving her a bit of clit stimulation too +Who is Old Sport?,some guy in DSaF +it felt like you were implying that i believe scott is taking my ideas,Most of what I said was in a jokingly fashion (also implying i joke all the damn time). +unban Delphi tbh,bad information... was I wrong then? +Oh shit it's the Death Flair man!,what +Looking for someone I can go to a studio with. Sorry,"No problem and good luck with your search, friend!" +More like: hau du ai make miself short,I didn't think that you could get that much more accurate. +Isn't professional prostitute redundant? Is there an amateur prostitute?,"Yes, your mom" +Can you die from a concentrated meme overdose,thumbnail almost made me die +2016 Election Day Roundtable,"Clinton now within one point of Trump in Michigan, with more than 50% left to count." +TIL el Loco Valdez sigue vivo.,150 y sigo joveeeen +I thought only hamsters drove them.,That's the Kia Soul +"Hey guys, when would be an appropriate time to get a new battery? I'm totally fine now, have 91% capacity still with 430 cycles. But when would be a good time to swap? My brother does iPhone repair so it would be cheap for me.",It's really up to you but for me I would around 70-75% +i was hearing rumors that they were going to drop a 'trump tape' today on hillary's b-day,The Clinton sub was hinting at something tonight +FBI agent: Sting informant says he was told not to target Republicans,No honesty or accountability. +"yeah, i was a freelancer for a while. it was a huge red-flag whenever clients would try to drop the exposure line to get a discount. if you take the job they always end up being a nightmare to work for because they expect the world. this just makes me hate conor so much more.","Just wondering, why did you initially 'hate' him?" +You're a towel. -Towelie,That's better than a dirty dish rag. +Trump Team Dangled Ambassadorships to Lure A-List Inauguration Singers,I hear the Moscow Symphony and the Moscow ballet troupe will gladly show up for a show. +"He's not saying that racism will be over, only that we'll hate hipsters more than black people.","... or, that there will be _much more_ hipsters than black people." +"Man, Election Season 2016 is really pushing it with the crazy storylines. I mean, the Chekov's gun is a perv named Weiner. C'mon, writers. What's next? The baddies have an international ring of Evil^^TM too? Or maybe there is a shadowy cabal of eight goddesses running everything? Please try to be a little realistic and keep my suspension of disbelief! Seriously though, time travelin' Trump wasn't kidding about this being worse than Watergate. It's amazing how bad it is. And if the worst of the worst rumors are even half true ... God.",The day before election they find Osama bin Laden in a bunker under the Clinton mansion. +Lol Harden not taking a bad game yesterday sitting down 16/6/6 in the first quarter,Crazy how he had 13 assists and it's a bad game for him haha Yeah he shot horribly but still put up good numbers +"Godtenks banner, instant rainbow text, ssj2 and bye guys. Started praying ended up with him :(",ssj2 and buy guys? +"Please don't lie about things I say thanks. I've said Adnan as the ex would be looked at cause, duh, ex is always looked at. But it appears, according to people like Krista that they were friends and on good terms.","I asked you specifically about motive, which you dodged." +It'd hard not to be positive about Clinton when trump is the alternative. I would literally vote for a pile of shit on the floor before voting for trump.,"Well, since the pile of shit will end up in jail, it looks like you're getting Trump" +"Why do you frequent this sub? Curious to see other people's answers Mine: it's fun, it's interesting seeing new r&d, a good amount of drama, reselling money here and there.",It makes me feel underground and edgy. +especially when you brief on a monthly basis to an entirr squadron NOT to drink and drive. the fuck.,You mean *WING* +He's somebody else's job.,the spinbotter most likely won't go into overwatch if he knows what he is doing. +God will not be mocked,God might not be mocked but made up bullshit from a man deserves to be extensively. +You are right there is a fight to be fought and it has to be. I'm just very pessimistic because those people have already believed Republican propaganda for decades. In fact to such an extent that democrats got in bed with corporate interests so that they can compete. Its center-right and radical-right. There is no representation for the left. Trump is actually somewhere in the center IMO; if we pretend he was not lying about everything he wanted to do.,Based on his cabinet picks I don't think we should expect anything but a radical right agenda from this administration. +"I always thought it was modeled off a wolverine, so quadrupedal when not attacking? Idk perhaps I'm mistaken","I think it is based off of one, I'm just saying I've rarely seen it in it's quadrupedal form, if ever." +omg fat neckbeard pepe!! BUY BUY BUY BUY PEPE DAMMITT,BUY PEPE +"Said it before will say it again. We didn't have a horrible, or even *bad* year. Yes, it's disappointing. Yes, there are major issues. Yes, we aren't the fucking Pats. And that's alright. We're something else, something growing and developing. We won a Superbowl against the odds, and we didn't have a SB hangover even with QB controversy. We started off strong, and with heart, but our team got tired, injured, and struggled. But you know what? We will bounce back. Not one team can be on top forever, just as not one team can be on bottom forever. We have a good team. Next year is going to be full of changes, and hopefully for the better. But no matter what, even as irritating and rage inducing as games are or will be, this will always be my team. And I'll support them through all the negativity, struggles, and losses. We have our QB, we have Miller, we have SB 50, and we have more experience. This is only the beginning of something greater. I still have the faith.",I told myself I wouldn't care about this year after last but it is so frustrating to know there no dominant teams and if our OL was just below average we could have made another run. +Not by a long fucking shot. It is starting though.,Drain the swamp to build a BIG BEAUTIFUL LAKE IN ITS PLACE. +*ice sunflower* I've waited for 2 years maybe she'll come someday,"One day, comet flower shall rise." +It sure is an exciting time to be an Australian.,"It is pretty good, we just have to keep it that way by whining." +Pessimists are often pleasantly surprised.,For a short while ;) +"Well that didn't take long Been out on my own for about 3 weeks now, and got hit by someone trying to park...the kicker? We work for the same company. Dude admitted he's already had three incidents like this, begged me not to tell anyone and offered me money. Nope, fuck that. My truck was immaculate until your dumbass came along. You're out here tearing other people's shit up, learn how to fucking drive.",Wait 'till you're on his shoes. +What would Bernie Sanders know about winning?,Longest serving independent in congress? +"I think my big moment was when I got out of White Orchard, and I clicked on Velen, and it zoomed me into the map. I scrolled out... and out... and out... and *are you fucking kidding me, how big is this map?!*","I know it is really big map, and there still skellige." +"That was Lenin, not Marx or Engels.","No, Marx did recommend taking over the state to advance socialism." +"I bet if Trump does such an amazing job after 8 years there will be a petition to have him for a third term. Dont think it would fly, but then again this is a historical AF election. just look at the crazy thats happened this time around",Trump wants term limits no way he would try to repeal the ones for the president. +"Reddit, we all have them; what was the moment where you said, I was wrong about that this whole time?",Gold? +"Reinhardt: I swear, baby, this has never happened before.",Rein after all the buffs to his counters and competition. +Agents of Shield bomb expert seemed to be quoting Junkrat last night. Bonus points for being Australian.,"I haven't seen this episode or the one before, last I checked James was an inhuman with fire powers, or did he take a bomb expert day job in the last two episodes?" +but titan shield tho,What does Titan Shield have to do with laser grids? +"Openly express my love for cartoons, anime and all things animation, and not having to feel ashamed about it. I'm not a weeaboo who fills their house with collectables, I mean, I buy some stuff, but nowhere near as much. It's just that I love animation, and Japan has an excess. I don't think I'm that weird. I'm sick of having to do interviews and social occasions where people ask me what I like/interests me, and having to make up something else because I just fucking love cartoons isn't suitable enough for them and honestly not much else strikes me quite as much as comics and animation.",shut up weeb +but terra has no damage O_o,"dude what are you talking about, I always get oneshot by terra after I afk'd for 20 minutes because my team was total trash" +I turn the game on and the Wings net two. What happens if I grab a beer and flip on surround sound?,"We might be playing with fire here, maybe try the beer first and if we score again try the surround sound" +I wouldn't be surprised if they're frolicking right now,Frolicck! +Shoebox.,Boxers. +A lot of Wikileaks are in fact false. It's kind of like Wikipedia; anyone can post something.,"Is that you, Donna Brazile?" +You shouldn't have done a flashy dunk then...,How +"For a moment, I was like, that's actually a good idea. I feel so stupid right now.",What's so dumb about tha- oh right taxes +Then I stand corrected and can confirm Mormon God is a closeted homosexual.,Which isn't a big deal as long as he continues to not act on it. +Amazon Go Shopping in Canada,In an ideal world this would be great. +"I helped doxx her (and the actual assailant) for Lauren, and never got a thank you, but I'd imagine she wanted to leave it to police or already had their names. Glad this rotund waste got locked up.",Thank you +"Well, how else would I convey this message?",Mindwaves ooooooo +I've got Reddit set to my home page... I don't even try anymore.,"Ha, me too, why bother fighting it!" +"First pair of NMDs, had no idea how they fit... Bought my usual size(10.5) for Jordans and I need inserts and double sock for me to wear it properly...",Op... you don't want em I'll take em +Wonder what this means for the 3DS? Will it be supported going forward?,Was that slot on top of the screen portion a 3ds slot for games? +omg,"Home protection in the USA, I guess eh..." +She's the only female character that exists in Kingdom Hearts that has real character development.,"She and Riku are the only two KH character to get any development really, that's why they're my favorites." +"Finnish government 'suspects Russia of buying property to house troops' in case of future invasion, tabloid claims",I thought Russia invaded Ukraine and annexed only Crimea for the Savastopol port that houses their black sea fleet. +Trick question: no one thanks the French.,"But if you want to do it anyway, I think the word is merci." +DYE-CIDE!,Peenta Kill! +"I'll never understand this. NEVER. This saying comes from the same people who pray for things to happen. If it's part of God's plan, then why in the hell are you trying to alter it by praying when what he has planned is going to happen? It makes absolutely no fucking sense whatsoever.",Because praying was part of the plan too! +We need the Avatar now more than ever,"Avatrump, the Last Bullshitbender" +Happy Hour Playset,Good ole Photoshop Phriday. +barra tho,TUSKY +*Mariah screeches to emphasize the end of another drawn out you while the choreography barely keeps from smashing into itself in the background*,Literally it looks like one of the kids while spinning is gonna round house kick the other +You can thank Nielson for that non call. It was pretty clear that was a push.,Get outta here with your unbiased logic. +Is it okay to go into comments to get a TL;DR of how the title is being a lying piece of shit?,I always do that before reading the article so I know weather it's worth reading or a clickbait waste of time. +"oh lol, nah can't be bothered doing the quest two more times and hard is coming in 2 weeks anyway so 390 won't be hard to get.",~~2 weeks~~ 10 days +This could actually be really great. It's not often talked about how difficult adoption is psychologically. Cate and ty are a good example of exactly this. I personally think this concept could deeply help others get the needed help when going through the decision of adoption. So many things could be done with this platform.,I hope they don't encourage birth parents to harass the adoptive families though... like they're lowkey doing with Carly. +If the zombie thing happens you're gonna be one of the not zombie people.,Rule #1: Cardio +"A family of tomatoes were walking down the street... The son lagged behind a bit, so the father tomato spanks him, and says KETCHUP!.",I felt as though Jerry would be proud of my joke. +No cruise control,Actually.. It looks like a throttle cable that was replaced and is just way too long and wasn't trimmed. +"Laine when asked if he had to score 5 to best Matthews: No. I need two points, two for the win.",And he promptly does so. +"Jesus, racetams??","yeah, that's what I thought too." +Here's an interesting article about a new battery development I saw a couple months back - Expected commercial use: early 2017,"Because we all know that Nintendo likes to use the latest, most recently-developed technologies." +"Has there ever been a better/more dominant one two punch then Randy Johnson/ Curt Schilling in the early 2000's? Extremely casual baseball fan here but even I remember how great these two guys were, has there even been a better starting two?",Miller and Betances '15 +"they aren't the only ones to tout this... many people believe the gov (or Bush administration, to be more precise) was directly involved.",Those people are called morons +"Trouble Choosing a Build Hey guys I'm really new to the 2k scene, looking to make a good 3 point player who can handle the ball well with decent speed. At the moment I have a PG playmaker build who just isn't really cutting it for me from the 3 point zone. Anyone got any suggestions? :)",Sharpshooters handle the ball well with decent speed you can go up to 6'6 and still be able to buy dribble animations +Man trailers these days reveal way too much shit,"Trailer literally gave away nothing about the plot other than vulture being the villian, which we all knew." +"See these all the time in northwest indiana, can't find what kind of spider it is. Help? About the size of a dime.","Googled it again, its a bold jumping spider bites are not significant medical issue unless you are allergic :)" +Wheelgun Wednesday - shorty style,"Gorgeous, got one like it myself." +Is your mom a goose?,Silly goose of course she is. +People are getting the one that Apple already said gets scratched up real bad?,"Well yeah, people love complaining and this will give them plenty to complain about." +"You are my bestest friend, but I also can't stand you ok...?",He's too sad that you don't consider him your best friend. +Apparently vomit fetish is a thing,I'm dead inside +TIL: The cast of the critically acclaimed *Das Boot* were not allowed to see sunshine during the entire year the movie was filmed. This was done in order to maintain their unhealthy pallor and contributed to their realistic portrayal of a journey into madness.,that's super fucked +OP's mom.,Op's mom says your mom is a whore +Anyone remember this game? I liked it!,I miss good real Hollywood writers :( this movie was awesome! +"It works in DOTA 2 sadly, but not CS:GO.",Does Dota2 have an Overwatch feature? +First person witness.,K +My comment was the parent though,but is it a meme tho? +Who cares? Hillary's making history... first presidential candidate to be investigated TWICE!,just more history to be made. +I chuckled.,"Honestly, the watermark made me hate it more than joke itself." +What game is that?,Farcry 4 +If you can work this one out please tell your local Democrat representative because they would love to know.,We could bottle that shit. +"Everybody is trying to start with elimination. I'm going to start by figuring out who needs to stay. Engineers, doctors, those who contribute most greatly to acedemic knowledge, teachers, people with uncommon and useful skills.",I could get behind this. +"Any Good Nien Nunb figures? I have a strange love for this guy and I really want a figure of him, does anyone know any recommendations?",TVC version is definitive for now +*sniff* nana... is that you?,"'Tis I, internet Grandchild :) *Nana internet hug*" +Hillary went to Chipotle - No one noticed. You can't make this shit up. @wikileaks,"It's not that they didn't notice, they just didn't care." +If you have cannabis in your bloodstream you'd be well on your way to death.,"Well yea, and that's why you should never inject the marijuanas, kids." +"Two Jews meet in a NY subway A J**e**wish man who was riding on the subway reading an Arab newspaper. A friend of his, who happened to be riding in the same subway car, noticed this strange phenomenon. Very upset, he approached the newspaper reader. Moshe, have you lost your mind? Why are you reading an Arab newspaper? Moshe replied, I used to read the J**e**wish newspaper, but what did I find? Jews being persecuted, Israel being attacked, Jews disappearing through assimilation and intermarriage, Jews living in poverty. So I switched to the Arab newspaper. Now what do I find? Jews own all the banks, Jews control the media, Jews are all rich and powerful, Jews rule the world. The news is so much better! (Re-posted from this morning because something must have happened to it, if the mods had of taken it down I'm sure they would have provided a reason why, and not been dicks about it. So I'll save them the trouble and be a gentleman about it.)","Not just reposted from this morning, but also reposted from months ago." +You can't really detect sarcasm over text.,You can't really detect sarcasm over text. +chigga never tried to rig this place,Did Dicky try to rig this place? +Too bad GSA Auctions site is garbage and there isn't a ton of stuff within 100 miles of me...,"and when there is, its HP G4s" +What parts of your phone are private from your SO?,She can look at anything she wants but never looks at anything +"Aww, look at lil' Liam, laying the groundwork for a violent coup at some point. That's what's gonna happen, right? His internalized jealousy and inferiority complex will build up silently over the season until he snaps, kills Scott and becomes the ruthless wolf dictator of all Beacon Hills? Right?",Or he kills the Nazi? +Anon wants to die,should have just snapped her neck instead what a fucking retard +Just a picture of a Paul Ryan supporter,This supporter will stick with you all the way to the end. +Is Obama Juicing US Government Spending To Get Hillary Clinton Elected?,No +There's a dog in that photo? All I could see is the fact that I have the same chair,It's a nice chair +What was your favorite computer game to play when you were younger?,Frogger and munchies! +A lot of passives are. A year or two from now maybe 'Passives 2.0' will happen.,"Nyx's passive just hurts chaos, takes enemies longer to slap each other to death so you have to intervene anyways." +"In TTYD he was there as a partner (baby) and a cameo (adult) in the postgame. In CS he was revealed in one of the levels (would you like spoilers, here?)","Oh yeah, I forgot about Baby Yoshi because I barely use him" +"Your experience with scaling font or display?! I did this for a while and used small bit now I am back to default settings and enjoying it. What about you guys, what's your preference?","I do display small and font large, I like it" +Hugh Mungus?,Hugh *in* football man Hugh is gay for football man +Enthusiastic Looting,"I lol'd, that was not what I expected" +well excuse us for wanting balanced weapons! I'm sooo sorry you have to shoot KNIGHTS! in the ENDGAME RAID twice.....TWICE also I believe I heard that they wanted the damage nerf for pve as well because sniper rifles are overshadowing all other specials. Think I like having to relearn to use a gun or vault it because its not viable this season?,"Dude... ctfd.... all they should do is separate the nerfs... pvp and pve, they have done it before, it should have always been the norm" +"Another friend converted So I've had a friend who's not been into PC gaming much if not at all and really never cared about it. He's a PS4 kind of guy and has been till recently he'd told me about his future classes in college where he'll need a good pc so I told him just take this chance to build one and have one for engineering and for gaming . So he told me ok, and I had him buy a version of the PCMR End-All build with a different case, and I don't remember if he swapped out the 1060 for a 1070 so ignore that fact for now. I walked him though over skype and after a couple hours it was complete. The computer started up and now he's just got to get windows on it etc. TLDR - long time console friend finally got a pc build with my help and now is on his way to experiencing the PCMR life.",Ur uh gud frend. +Farrah Khan basically says that every white person is a potential danger... How racist is this? Why isn't anyone calling her out as a racist?,Minorities can do no wrong. +The flat earth society has members all around the globe,"Not around, acrossed..." +"Donald is a true patriot, something to which many Americans respond. That's why Donald is probably the next POTUS and Mark Cuban reminds people of good cigars.","Yeah, the draft dodging pussy who spits on *real* veterans is a patriot." +Report: U.S. Pacific Command chief tells troops to be ready to 'fight tonight',put your fucking game face on! +"How is someone a full-time, unemployed college student at 29 with four kids?","I know in Florida, you can practically get paid to go to college with the Pell grant, plus food stamps, plus probably living with her parents or someone." +omg that's amazing i want D:,You can order one if you want :P +"If you're on probation or parole and need to do something that the PO says you can't do, file a Motion to Modify Parole/Probation and put in the motion want you want. You'll probably need to get a hearing set before the judge, but if you get a court order allowing it your PO must comply.","Yeah, your PO is basically God while you're on probation, but they can't just ignore a judge's orders." +Dallas fan gets massive superbowl LI tattoo,Dumbass is gonna have to get that shit lasered come late January. +Possibly a prequel? Some logs show that the early animus was...unstable,Would be cool if in the end he was subject 16 +You would want to use vertical strafe rather than horizontal if you drive a Xian ship. Otherwise horizontal strafe is usually better.,I think I remember that post.. wasn't it whitesnake or someone well known? +The drunk EDM girl starter pack,Lmao the Shazam logo +you go!,I'd rather come. +"I would like to escalate a relationship to something a little more I'm in a volunteer program and I work with this person daily. We get along great, and I don't want to ruin that at all. I'm nearly 100% positive she looks at me as just a good friend, maybe like a brother. The problem being I have real feelings for her, and it's eating me up inside. I really have no idea what to do here, I'm in a real dilemma. Do I make her aware of it and risk having things change, and still have to work everyday with her for the next 6-7 months. Do I just hold in the feelings and enjoy what it is, but have it eat away at me. There is no good answer here and I have no idea what to do.","Hey, would you like to go out with me sometime?" +There are three of us. There was four but a couple months ago he took up knitting instead.,He needed time to make enough hats for everyone on his giftmas list. +"Driver confused by burned out left turn light, doesn't realize he has a second light, and goes on yellow.",All the talk of Weiner was distracting. +"It's funny how different people's experiences can be. I've lived in East Riverside, though closer to where it's probably nicer, for going on three years now and have had zero troubles at all. I love living here and just renewed my lease.","If the crime rate is low enough, most people won't experience it even in a higher crime area of the city." +Man Crashes His Car and Blames His Victim,"At first I thought she was the driver getting out, and the car was backing up on its own, and then going forward on its own..." +Where do you see a 1 mana 1/5?,"Well, it was a 1/5 before it was edited." +LTIR is reserved for when Lou REALLY needs you off the roster.,The far side of the island. +Wait...there are gil sellers in Idyllshire? I've seriously never seen this.,"Yeah, I've never seen any gilsellers in ANY HW areas." +What are the lies that keep the world together?,Islam is THE religion of peace +I could never date a girl who can't legally drink,Because she'd only say yes when drunk? +"If I leave a Treasure Chest in my inventory for several standard seasons, when I open it, will it contain cards from the standard it was opened in, or the standard it was acquired?","That's an interesting question, i feel with each new set there will be a new treasure chest." +Are servers down? (PS4),Your post has been removed as a repost or for being recently addressed in another thread. +"Former rep: 'If Trump loses, I'm grabbing my musket'",Is that a threat against a president? +Rise Johnson RISE,#JohnsonRising TO THE SKY! +Footnote [1] [Redacted].,Footnote [1] Subject requested termination [denied]. +"Yeah, but is it $1?",it was in one of the last bundles +"Hey! Things have been pretty busy since we came back from PAX West. My landlord sent us a notice to move a week after, stating that we had to move within 2 months. Since then we found a place, packed all our stuff, and moved it. We're still dealing with the aftermath, unpacking tons of boxes and stuff. So yeah. It's just been a lot of basic infrastructure, living and logistics stuff. We haven't been able to work on the game itself since PAX West. We plan on resuming normal operations sometime in November after we have things like..desks and chairs work on, and we can use actual plates instead of paper ones :)","Brilliant, cheers for the swift reply and sorry your landlord is so annoying!" +"I was utterly destroyed when, upon finishing RE:ZERO, i came to discover no doujinshi including Felix had been made. A true travesty!",we can fix that +"Cody, stop playing with yourself.","Paulie, it's just a butterfly." +"Johnson very well might matter a large deal in the election... he might not win, but in 23 states he is pulling double digits and in 23 states he is polling higher than twice the difference between trump and clinton. Perot definitely mattered in 1992, as did Nader in 2000.",If he can't win then all he's doing is fucking up a clean election between people who can. +What?,They're talking about him being a Granpa at 41 which isn't uncommon in the undesirables in the UK. +How do you cope,Lots of breathing exercises +"I really do think that the losers who neg and use weird pick up lines are outliers. I don't think it's a common occurrence, unless your area happens to have a high pick up artist or red pill population. Simply saying You're beautiful doesn't seem like it's going to set you apart from the other guys who have already hit on you that day. On the other side of the coin, 10/10 women probably don't get hit on as much as average women so who knows.",can someone ban this guy? +"On the bright side, today was a great day for recreational, and medical Marijuana!","Yeah I'm sure the new far right republican congress, POTUS, and supreme court judges are gonna let thats shit go on, what's the point of stop and frisk nation wide if you can't throw the people you are stopping and frisking in jail for weed?" +Bill Clinton: Rebuild Detroit with Syrian Refugees,Because adding pedophile worshiping members of the Islamic terrorist ideology... is a sure way to solve any problem! +Check his username,TBF he compared the op's post to a show well known form makin up shit +I'm sure RT work ethic (a company that has Achievement Hunter and shows based entirely on fucking with each other) is very strict and formal,I wonder what their HR department is like. +737NGX Help After a couple minutes I lose all clickspots in the VC of my 737. I'd really like to fly something I paid 70 USD for and can't get a refund of,Approved +Call of Duty 4 Remaster Physical Version Reportedly Only Playable With Infinite Warfare Disc Inserted | A.K.A. How To Get People To Pirate Your Game 101,But consoles are so more convenient +Mr Skeltal there is grinning because his face is exactly where he wanted it to be,thank mr skeltal +$100 Steam Gift Card Giveaway,thanks for the giveaway +The middle of nowhere huh. Do you know anyone named Muriel or Eustace,Or a pink little doggy +"I assume that by 'they' you mean NT's? If so, do you have any evidence that NT's have less capability to see things from another point of view as compared to people with ASD? Because that sounds like an ignorant generalization if you don't have anything to back it up.","It's evidently his experience, at least with his father (sans semantics about the definition of they), and my experience mirrors that of u/An_Autistic_Thought" +YGO tournaments Are all YGO games meant and only meant to be played in tournaments and not just casual games?,It's perfectly fine to duel your friends and anybody outside of a tournament. +"Disgraceful decision. If it was the other way round and a cake shop refused to bake a cake against gay marriage, I bet they wouldn't have been in trouble.",because that would be refusing to aid discrimination and bigotry +Roses are MX Red Violets are MX Blue I can't stop spending money please help me,"Roses are MX Red, Violets are MX Blue My wallet is empty, F*** you!" +"Definitely not. You get cauliflower ear from getting punched/kicked so hard on the ear that the cartilage in your ear gets completely separated from the tissue that it is attached to, forming a nasty blood clot. You really only see cauliflower ear on the toughest of people. The people that have chosen a sport and/or career where blows to the side of the head are commonplace. There is no way that this attention seeking coward has ever been involved in anything that requires physical toughness.",Maybe some white girl did it to him in self defense. +"i'm interested in playing Star Citizen but i don't have a huge income for crazy ships, where should i start ?",You should probably start reading the FAQ first. +Brazil instantly declares war on you.,Can great people be captured or are they destroyed? +I await the Daily Mail being complete dicks about it,Daily Mail Headline: Evil **Foreign** Toy Maker Seeks to Influence British Children and Take Their Parents' Money +Surprised no one has mentioned it yet but any top 2/4 D man to the Rangers would make us possibly the best team in the league.,What I was thinking the whole thread. +Only someone raised far from animals would be unable to tell that the snake is in distress. Notice it is also in water. That's not an accident. People who aren't familiar with animals think animals are like humans. My old housemates asked me if we needed to leave all the lights on for my dog.,You do know you have to bathe reptiles or they get scale rot +I need some muscle here incident?,Ooh she was a bitch +A woman was having a shower when the doorbell rang. 'It's the blind man' he called. So the woman is a hermaphrodite?,"No, the man outside the door said that, so that the woman knew who he was" +Ruining Arrow on a regular basis because the writers want to write a Batman show and doesn't know how?,Unclear +DIY: A Handmade Soviet Tank,Protecting potatoes is a serious business in Eastern Europe. +What is this?,I remember reading it was taken as hilldog toured lower income neighborhoods. +"If she can attract beings without sex drive, does that mean inanimate objects are sexually attracted to her as well?",How else would you get a meteor in your fuckbox? +just sold mine for 6.5m lul,Lol that is unreal xD +Member when USE was a north american server?,It was already thoroughly international in 2013. +Kill = kiss? What a sweetheart.,Lost in translation. +There's always that one player on your team that your coach mind bogglingly plays over and over. Polak is that guy for the leafs,We have a whole bunch of these... +40 hours a week of radio sounds terrible,"Yep, it's the same songs over and over too with the same news every hour." +21 year old college drop out that does nothing but smokes weed,Fred? +"I just finished Avatar: The Last Airbender, and it was one of the best shows I've seen. The plot was amazing, and don't even get me started on how great the soundtrack was! Zuko and Aang's character development was outstanding, and the flow of the show was flawless.",Wait until you've seen the movie! +"Whilst I don't know the specifics of your industry or the economic market around your industry right now, what I would say is this: Since it seems there are no obvious detrements to applying for a job before you move, and since you can just apply again after you move, I imagine it would only be logical to apply for jobs now anyway, since it potentially gives you a higher chance of getting one, and it's pretty much risk free. The only caveat to this is if applying for jobs now could potentially damage your chances of getting a job whilst over here, which I suppose it could if companies rejected you based on you not being in the uk, but if they weren't going to look at your cv because you weren't in the UK, I can't see any harm in re-applying once you're here. Either way I'd say it seems the most economically logical thing to do to start applying before you move.","Thanks for the answer, I was thinking the same, apply from here and then apply again when I relocate if I get no answers." +Hamilton fucked up big time. Congress about to vote on renewed tax breaks for Broadway!,But the media says it has a 98.6 percent chance of passing. +this gif would be much less impressive if these eagles were replaced with sea gulls,Growing up in Alaska blade eagles are our sea gulls and Ravens are our pigeons. +Is there a word for the level above Pixar quality?,Poop? +"Any reason for it? I've seen like, 3 videos sorta making fun of him the past 3 days but before that I'd never even heard of him.",Idubbz called Scarce boring and overweight in his Leafy Content cop +*what kinda lolis you jerking it to?*,flat is justice. +"Do you have any examples of an EU regulation you don't like? Which one are you looking forward to getting rid of? I myself have greatly appreciated the cap on mobile roaming fees in the EU, where I can now use my phone when travelling without worrying about a giant bill when I get home.",Personally I hated the environmental legislation that cleaned up our rivers and beaches by providing higher levels of scrutiny regarding industrial waste dumping. +You can tell that the cast in barely keeping it together in this scene... holy crap. We need more stuff like this on tv when tragedies happen. Nothing over the top. No sugat coating it. Just tell it like it is.,like the episode of news radio after phil hartman was killed.. tears me up :( +"Travelogues? Do they hold up to what you have experienced? Do you read them before or after you visit a place? I would like to start a discussion about travelogues. I have read only three two by Bill Bryson and one by Frances Meyes. The two Bill Bryson books I read were *Notes From a Small Island* and *The Road to Little Dribbling*. I enjoyed them both immensely. The first was given to me as a birthday gift while traveling in England with a British friend. When I returned from my trip I started to read it, mostly because I was in the middle of another book when I received it. As an American visiting England the book hit a lot of points that I had noticed. Mainly the one where the English see their home as very large and driving somewhere for over two hours is Very Far. *The Road to Little Dribbling* held much of the same thoughts that I had for the first. *A Year in the World* by Frances Meyes was a whole other beast. Many of the places she spoke about I have never visited before and found it difficult to imagine the place, especially because of her love to describe food rather than the place itself. What are your thoughts on travelogues?","I generally read the Lonely Planet guide, which has tips on how not to get robbed or killed by the locals." +"It's possible, I've actually seen it recommended.",That's a great way to never get hired and piss off your potential employer in one fell swoop. +matero y metalero,y blanco como todo argentino +"My friend's husband is battling primary myelofibrosis (aggressive blood cancer). He has a month to find a bone marrow donor. Please, Reddit, help him find a match.","Sorry if this has already been asked, but what's determines a match?" +The Meltdown,Your flair fits you. +"Where were you with your fancy maths before Brexit, ey!?",In the EU. +Kano having fun with graffiti,"The Nutshack, but every time it says Nutshack, Hiyori dies." +Especially when he's actually been playing very well in the last few games,But he's not scoring a goal a game! +Best part of suicide squad,"I dunno, him chasing the Joker was pretty awesome." +I'm stuck in MG because I blow...,"I have a steam friend with 900+ wins and is gn1, you're doing way better then you think you are." +Play 1 game < 7 day ban?,Lol if you abandon enough games to get a 7 day then rethink your mm experience. +Very original and relevant!,shut up dayron +What was something that was invented purely to fuck with people?,TLC shows? +"They aren't necessarily, no.",And people who think that Capitalism is bad and workers need to seize the means of productions aren't necessarily Marxists. +Workers and youth largely absent at Clinton rally in Detroit,"Weird, I thought workers and young people loved Hillary." +She's a Kremlin shill.,Everyone that's against Hillary is a Russian shill. +I'd feel good about her losing if it wasn't for the fact that I can see Trump insulting every minority group for the next 4 years.,"Hahahahaha, hows that grief feel bud?" +"Because there really wasn't anything groundbreaking in them. There was cut throats political strategy, some mean names, a political party that favored a candidate, and some questionable taste in art from a campaign manager. The half wits at t_d put their tin foil on and turned it into something it wasn't to smear Hillary and build up Trump.",And I guess those half wits at the t_d helped him win. +"EKU Soccer loses in OVC Championship 1-0 to SIUE, finishes record-breaking season with a 13-5-1 record and a share of the regular season title.",Go Colonels! +This Sound File Makes Me Extremely Happy,wtf +What did they eat that made them do that?,... It's sad these types of people exist. +"They were late, but same gen. I mean games like Assassins Creed, Burnout, Modern Warfare made portable.",I'd love Burnout made portable! +"What Goldwater did for black people, basically.",What Mussolini did for Hitler. +"If you need to move after you've iced it, then heat it back up.. I use ice and heat during the day and ice only at night.. I just remember my PT telling me that when I broke my leg two years back, I don't know how ice and heat work but it's like magic, shit starts feeling better..","You can watch joe rogan with Rhonda Patrick where she talks about cold shock therpay stuff, pretty sure the same applies here" +"Breach map drop nerf I have been mapping in high red maps for the last two days in BSC and the breaches helped a lot in sustaining those maps so i can understand it being nerfed. However, being nerfed and deleted is quite different. Breach need to be rewarding, and maps drops in high tier are a large part of it, this change hurt this perspective a lot. I could see a nerf to the drop rate of the breach monsters, to a 1/5th of their value or some numbers of the sort, but i feel the complete deletion of the drop is not a good idea. Any thoughts on the matter?","i didn't even start mapping this league because i'm taking it slow... as you can imagine, i really LOVE this nurf." +"Non-vapers, what are your opinions of those of the vape ?",It's only cool when loaded with THC. +Pretty much all you guys have this season. How's it feel experiencing what the rest of the NFC North has felt for the past 2 decades?,Like the 80s all over again haha SOB +yes. by some of the best protection there is....,A over worked system admin? +Yet we are going to elect the biggest PC/pandering president in history.,vs the nutjob? +"Nope, Found that out the hard way.","This is a good thing, means the game won't have the biggest problem that BO3 had and people might actually play properly" +"Black ops DLC 4 VS Black ops 3 DLC 4 (RANT) Black ops DLC 4: New perk that drastically changes how you play allowing more freedom and customization New original unique location never seen before Easy to navigate Linear map that still allows you to get to any location in 30 seconds Hacker gimmick to change up how points and power ups are used Fun unique easter egg with satisfying ending that explained the connection between Samantha and Richtofen, as well as Maxis Awesome new wonder weapon throwback to WunderWaffe unique only to Moon but is different enough to make it unique All 4 original zombie maps with added perks and weapons free PHD Black ops DLC 4 No new perk. SNORE. Old locations that aren't even interesting set pieces (Woah man, verrukt, that one sure is unique. Why bother with something like No mans land, Rocket launch pad? We can have dull grey room!) Hard to navigate due to a web like structure, launch pads, teleporters, and bad object placement leaves narrow easy to die in paths No fun gimmick to mix up gameplay and keep things interesting Frustrating scavenger hunt based around where you hear sounds and how many margwas you killed that has an unsatisfying lazy ending (JUST WAIT A MONTH TO GET THE REAL ENDING!) Fucking no new wonder weapon, are you serious? If this is a nostalgia trip make some crazy weapon that combines a bunch of different wonder weapons into one. Like maybe the thundergun mixed with the wunderwaffe. OH WAIT. No remastered maps from anything or adding anything to other maps to make chance of replaying a map even higher. No PHD No disrespect to Blundell, but it's becoming apparent Zielinski was way more dedicated to making Zombies a fun little adventure to play on the side when you get bored of multiplayer (at least for Blops and WaW). All the wonder weapons in Black ops 3 are from doing the easter egg, and if they're not, they're rip offs from multiplayer specialist weapons. What happened to just fighting over the box to get the new cool weapon? Remember getting jealous when a friend got the zap guns in moon? Or the smug grin you have when you got it and your friends get mad? What about map design? What's wrong with a map you don't need fucking Columbus to navigate? I'm looking at you Revelations. You can't just have fun with the map anymore, it's literally made to do the easter egg. It's not some optional thing for an achievement or trophy, it's the only interesting part of the map. The map revolves around something that should just be a fun tidbit. It's much easier to make a (Step 1-10 and then you win) objective than a (Survive using fun unique gameplay elements) experience. It just seems to me that Zombies isn't even about zombies anymore. It's about some wacky over complicated looney toons story that doesn't make sense, and because there's so much emphasis on the story the gameplay suffers. The creativity and spark is gone. Zombies is about selling DLC now, not about giving players a new experience. Bravo Jason. The unique fun experience that is zombies has become a twisted mess through your over exertion of story telling of apothicon and mythological lore in something that was originally about fighting undead nazi soldiers. 2/10. Rant over.","another wah Treyarch screwed us over post, how original" +"If he releases them now, it will be forgotten by the time of the election.","If this is the kind of stuff that people will forget in the span of a few weeks, that raises the question, is it as earth-shattering as he claims?" +How would you even know if it's been done before?,I have seen every ad ever made and I can confirm this has never been done before. +"Effectively tempo cards albeit with an initial tempo loss. That's like the very anti-definition of tempo though. You wanna gain tempo and keep it up, playing any of the Grimy Goons cards in a tempo deck is a death sentence.","the only way tempo could be gained by using the goons is by using the coin to buff a minion t1, and play the buffed minion the following turn, otherwise no way of tempo gain." +Which three celebrities will die next?,I'm surprised Rosie O'Donnell hasn't had a stroke yet. +new C4 Spiralis wheels offers,The new yellow lightning trail! +Imagine if he just had a low key wedding he would of been corrupting more councils and doing heaps more dodgy developments.,Makes me worried about the amount of corruption we are missing. +You're a tribal warrior with an enormous spear,That's what she said. +Emmys. She was at the Emmys.,"Obviously youre right, my bad" +I wouldn't worry so much about them if they weren't so fucking obnoxious at work lol,"PEOPLE ARE HAPPY, HOW ANNOYING!" +Not if you don't have fingers,What about her feet? +Except you don't get out and open someone's car door for that reason. It's threatening and dangerous in the middle of an intersection.,"Plus, he's driving a BMW." +"I usually work out in my university's gym, but it's closed for the holidays, so I got a day pass to a big chain gym. I saw an old man in shorts so short you could see his penis.",Better luck at my gym: I saw a young man with a penis so long it flopped out of his shorts when he was doing dumbbell flys. +Woah.,Damn..... +I probably found the last remaining nessie!,"Is there a list of which ones have been found for which Scenarios, somewhere?" +He says it's only 9 inches lol!,only +"Unfortunately, American television channel streams are often blocked outside the US by using IP filters.","Yeah, the official streams typically limit it to US only, I was referring to unofficial (and technically illegal but don't tell NBC) streams." +"Was she a bad person, a bad human being?","Certainly not bad, she was a bit weird though." +Scary Stories to tell by the Campfire,Great job! +"Discussion: what ridiculous, untrue claims could Tailors make about Bloodtotem Saddle Blanket until we figure out what it does? My personal favorite would be It increases your chances of getting a legendary by 1%!",[Bloodtotem Saddle Blanket] Be a Bad Hombre today. +"This is the voter database thing that's been discussed. basically they want to target and identify users based on their google browsing habits, followed by adjusting search terms when they search google or youtube, to effectively tailor a message to each possible voter.",Seems legit. +"Yeah, let's let their team get ahead when we can stop them from doing so, leading to our loss.",...... +"Pro tip: people who talk about how bad it is to live in Chicago have never been to Chicago, or have never been outside of the loop. You can have a great apartment in a perfect neighborhood for minimum wage money, and be close to tons of happening stuff.",Same with Baltimore +"Yeah. I mean the biggest problem is low agility all around and slowish move on the str5 tomb guardians, who used to rely on cas, mvp for levelling and need doubles for block, but targeted mvp should help develop them quickly. Take 2 thro-ras to start, they're 75% likely to grab it, but you need at least one of them to be around to do it, and covering a kick off so one if them can get there ideally needs both. Ag2 with a reroll (sure hands) is better than ag3 without. Regeneration is great though. It's certainly a different playstyle but the team itself develops nicely.",The bb tactics page suggests going for blitzers first because sure hands can be replicated with a reroll but block can't be replicated +Is it fair to int a game if someone bans the champion you are hovering?,not really but don't let Reddit fool you into thinking you're Hitler because you inted a game. +That's a great way to motivate rural whites to vote.,Free college tuition would scare off most rural white voters.... colleges cause liberalism or something. +Fwd: Hands OFF my ranch dressing!! DONT TREAD ON ME,Ranch it up! +"I understand clamping the car as a ransom for payment, but I don't understand clamping a car to place you expressly don't want it to be.",Most of the time the clamp is followed by a tow within the next couple hours. +how are payday loans at this moment any different from loan sharks?,Payday loan stores don't put you in the hospital and ransack your home. +The president can call on the National Guard in such situations.,"The Insurrection Act of 1807 allows the president to call out the actual army in times of rebellion, lawlessness, and insurrection." +All you need is a straight edge that isn't going to cut into into the plastic (aka don't use a kitchen knife). As far as a brush I'm sure you can find some sort of brush at a hardware store. Hell I bet a shop floor broom would work.,I'd say to skip brushing rather than use some random brush-like object. +Season 6 borders same as last seasons.,"well i felt like they got worse every season, so not changing is a good thing i guess..." +Lit is just such a dumb word in that context.,You're a dumb word in that context ^^^^fuckingotem +"Donald Duck in Mathmagic Land (1959) - This got through to me as a kid, maybe still can with yours?",Why don't they make cartoons like these anymore? +The 4-pack of sand timers I ordered are all 2-minute but have different amounts of sand.,"Like with people, holes come in many sizes..." +"so grab an intervention, an r700, etc, and shoot the twat? That's sort of how you fight snipers...",bfg promotes **l a z i n e s s** and we don't like that in these parts +That's a big plane.,For you. +"If he's anything like me, he's mad because he wishes he was a better player. I often get really frustrated when playing anyone because I want more than anything to become a pro player.. So when I'm losing to anyone I can get angry and when I'm at my lowest point I often tell myself they suck. It's just a sad downward spiral of negative emotion.",Awe :'( +New Farfetch'd Z-move,How u do dis? +"Only second to cuttlefish beta male mating tricks (i.e. the smaller males sometimes change their colours to slip past the big male into the female area, then bang the girls and swim away asap before the big dude can kill them)",That's what I do with my hair +"It offers nothing over bitcoin itself, except for another level of complexity. It offers more problems than it (falsely) claims to fix. If as many people used this scheme as bitcoin, it would produce exactly the same delayed transaction times it claims to fix, plus less secure transactions. That time gap could give the other party an opportunity to yank the coins out of the escrow it holds them in. The entire thing is pretty ridiculous. Fortunately, not many people will actually use it anyway. The vast majority of people talking for it are paid shills. Anyone that looks into how it actually is suppose to work can clearly see it's just a get-rich-quick scam with large corporation funding.",Please tell me more about ETH +"Is it really another island? Doesn't the map just loop around, and he's just on the east coast of Pangaea?","It is an island, although there is only one tile gap between that island and Pangaea." +"Then again, he's playing with a backup o-line",Just like all of last season +Maybe look up the death toll on terrorists attacks in both countries.,Haven does not mean what you are implying +My autism isn't due to the fact that I was fucking vaccinated.,Yea but can you draw well? +In what way is it specifically IPC intensive?,In that it is CPU intensive so it's a good way of highlighting IPC differences. +"Does Vaporwave make anyone feel 'depressed' or have some sad feeling? Not sure why, but when titles have this futuristic thing to it (like it would mention the year 2080 or something) I would just get really melancholy - especially if the track is smooth. Anyone get a feeling like this or am I going crazy?",O P E N Wi Fi F O R Y O U A L L +yea im sure all 3 of you are aerospace engineers stuck at a vape shop.,"Best comment I've read all week, lmfao." +"Sounds like a pretty horrific crash that no car would have fared well in, I'm sure the Tesla witch-hunt will resume.","No, no, it's *definitely* the car's fault." +ROLL,ME +"U.S. Fingerprints on Attacks Obliterating Yemen's Economy--The Saudi-led coalition is hitting civilian targets, like factories, bridges and power stations, that critics say have no clear link to the rebels. In the rubble, the remains of American munitions have been found.","This article does a good job describing and reporting on the scale of destruction in Yemen, the decimation of the economy, and the role of the US and Saudi Arabia." +"Ok, from now on you're only allowed to move 1 space, but I can go wherever I want.",Marry me. +"What did you think about root/jailbreak block? I'm not here for complaining about this. I'm not here for explain why i root my phone. It's for personal use and no link with pokemon go. I just want to know what is your feelings about this feature (imb4, i don't use root so i don't care). On my point of view, this feature is worst idea ever. People who cheating can find easy methods to go beyond this. People who is not cheating can do also but some people will just stop to play pokemon go (like me). And you, what did you think about this?",Doesn't effect me with Nexus 6p not having a ton of reason to root but it is a ridiculous thing to do +"Living in Florida, there are people that will not stop even though I'm in a crosswalk with signs telling people to stop for pedestrians and the other cars around them have stopped. They will just keep driving inches in front of me. I could touch their cars if I wanted. It's not like I'm even running across the road. I will walk slowly to give them time to see me and stop but some people don't give a fuck.",Which is weird because in the other 49 states it's different! +j'aime pas le camembert ^je ^suis ^un ^fromage ^traitre,Quid du saucisson ? +I still don't get how the movies spawned a cartoon of a literal pink panther.,Damn I always thought the cartoon came first and was wondering why the movie had nothing to do with it. +"Cool joke, bro. Where do you get your inspiration?",Your pretty mouth. +"Voice, traps, shoulders.",Brazilian women tend to have deep throaty voices though. +"When you realize your friend is a horrible person I was out on the town the other night with one of my friends. now, this guy is someone who i tend to avoid, only hang out on occasion, because he'd previously swore he wasn't racist while repeatedly saying racial slurs, and hes just a scummy person, but nobody wants to drink alone *all* the time, so we go out drinking sometimes. Anyway, we are out and he is swiping on tinder and he shows me a picture of a woman and asks Does this look like a tranny? And i tried to explain that that's not really an appropriate way to refer to a transgendered person. And he argued with me and saif that because he wouldn't say that in front of them that it is ok to say it now. And when it ried to explain that saying it in private internalizes those things, he tried to say that smart people don't work that way (he's classic narcissistic personality disorder if i ever saw one), but i explained that the brain works the same way regardless of your intelligence (I'm the one with the psychology degree, after all), and the intelligence only really matters if you actively do things to stop yourself, rather than making excuses as to why you can do it. He went on to say that he does the same thing with black people and he isn't racist so it doesn't matter. Then alter on, i made a comment about how i have a few guys i could call at any time for a booty call, and he was like well that's not fair you're half gay. So i gave him an opportunity to correct himself and he doubled down on the half gay thing. THen he asked me to clarify for him so i said i'm not half gay and half straight im just bisexual, to which he responded So you're half gay and half straight? I know this is not really relevant but I'd like a refund on my friend, please. He's got some sort of factory defect.",you think very highly of yourself and sounds like that ego is important to you. +lol why do people ask my age haha. I just get kinda nervous when I see future physicians or what have you say they're in med school but are still playing games. I guess I just imagined it being a more serious environment,You have a lot of growing up to do. +I bet you ark will give 90% of computers problems (on max settings or even lowest settings),"True, chugs along at low for me." +"Ok, for real, what is up with this? This is a Presbyterian group, right? Any way to find out why they are doing this?",Maybe they're getting revenge for (temporarily) banning the Presbyterian Church in Scotland like four hundred years ago +We all know ol' Willy can't be stopped.,ol' Slick Willy rides again +"Farewell, Spirit!",Pretty obvious once gamsu got kicked and they were a package deal in spirits eyes +Dublin 4 residents shocked at plan to fix Merrion Gates bottleneck,I love how much hatred a fucking post code generates. +This isn't even an extreme example. This is literally how every joke on the show goes haha.,I freaking loved Three's Company ! +Buy a game code off amazon is generally cheaper,Download key is the word to look for +MSNBC's Bias for Clinton,"Up next, Fox News bias for Trump, sky is blue and fire is hot." +"I didn't realize just how big Hoopa's unbound form is, holy moly",It goes from being 1 foot to 21 feet tall. +Fox Business talking shit on Nate Plastic!!! Lmao,Now he's going to be ugly AND unemployable +You first.,Wishing you two the best of luck. +You're being downvoted for your measuring dicks line.,Yeah stop joking on the internet downvoted and reported +"Pot meet kettle, every single thread about Dallas you Eagle fans have brought up the comparisons for his accomplishments.",So rather than change from the cycle you choose to follow it? +"If this is your party's leader, you're screwed.",So out of touch. +Who doesn't want their egg yolk a little runny?,No one likes a broken egg yolk while it's cooking. +Her name was Eevee her parents told her she could be anything. She became a Jolteon named Sparky.,"Now that I think about it, Eevee would actually be a really cute name for a girl." +Thorin firing mad shots on Twitter,"oh cool a thorin tweet, who the fuck cares" +"I'm pretty sure Miller also said at points that it was a reboot. Personally, I am of the mind that all theories regarding Mad Max are both simultaneously true and complete bullshit.",One might even say that they are mad... +"I would say things started to change with his US Open He had great matches, was away from the World title scene for the first time in forever, temporarily brought back prestige to the US Title, and he even put over Seth and KO (to an extent) Putting over AJ just solidified it imo",And now Reigns uses it as a prop until he gets the universal. +I've survived so far just fine thank you. I'll tell anybody at this point to stop campaigning at me. Especially when they sound like a damn bot. It's obnoxious.,"Ok, but vote no on prop 60." +I'm not American go socially backwards to the 1940s for all I give a shit. The only reason I care is because the US is the worlds super power and their moronic electorate can possibly have an impact around the world which happens to include my country.,Please help us. +"Boy do you have some catching up to do. CTR stands for Correct the Record. It's a program set up by Hillary Clinton's campaign that hires people to post pro-Hillary comments all over the Internet. Facebook, reddit, YouTube, everywhere. They started with a budget of $1m, later raised to $10m. This is why you see people on reddit call others shills. CTR has backfired hilariously, since anyone posting pro-Hillary stuff is immediately assumed as being paid to do so, and not a legitimate supporter.",Or just isnt a goddamn idiot. +"This looks great, hope it succeedes very well, cause the cast looks amazing. Maybe then we can hate on actual pieces of shits like Ghostbusters remake, and not be sexist.",Rihanna in the cast lol so amazing +It's an L either way. Either you're a villain or a bitch,or a champion or a OKC player +sup,7 +"I forgot if you're good, rules don't apply to you",Yet I see this sub arguing Bonds should be in the hall just because he was good before he even took steroids. +"Well, you don't see this every day",Violet just wouldn't leave the gum alone. +What is an anti-white activist?,You know... riggers and rigger-lovers. +All good. Wear it with pride and Happy Holidays!,Same to yourself bud +"You might see more people around the league with mustaches this month. November or (Mo-vember) is a month where men try to change the face of mens-health by promoting awareness against cancers. If you have someone close to you (man or woman) who is of appropriate age, please encourage them to visit their doctors and be examined. Let's hope for the best for Craig and Nicole.",I bet Crosby's will be the thickest stash of them all! +I think that OP is a big fat not-russian liar.,If you search h8 core like it says on their outfit it comes up with Russian vk page +Why is media in quotes?,I don't know +I don't want them gone. Another redditor suggested the admin unban everyone from the_donny and take away mod rights to ban people. I want that. The only way to stop their nonsense is to take away their safe space. Let them face discussion with the real world.,Please please do this omg +Your Friends Calling for Maturity and Respectful Discourse are Wrong. Here's why:,The author needs to look in the mirror when it comes to his side of omg you don't support xxx so you're bigoted +ikr I'm silver 1 because of this glitch. I should be a GE or playing on a pro team,"true but when it s happen to me i get kick, when its happen to olof its a bug...." +Never realized how hilarious it is that Vader just straight up chokes one of his co workers for being a disrespectful little turd and making fun of his religion.,"He's like, Not this bullshit again, for fucks sake." +You missed a perfect opportunity to say roughing the pussy,Well I figured Brady and pussy were interchangeable +To be honest I think it's the laziness that triggers the depression,or a combination of the two +I really hope Forza 7 has day/night cycles with weather for all tracks. This would be so much fun to race at night.,"It would be sold as DLC announced after launch, and it wouldn't be included in the Ultimate Edtion." +"Thank you! God damn this is so tough to choose. I love the Luna Wolves! I think I'll do it. The main thing I'm scared of is messing up the white! Haha. I find it way cleaner to drybrush the white armor rather than layer it, comes out a lot smoother.",Is the one in the picture drybrushed white? +psych,"I didn't finish, I meant on him" +This cockswallow,Looks like Maisie Williams retarded brother or something. +"hate to break it to you, but that's his flair, not his actual point count.",oh my god what's wrong with your points! +honestly reddit will refuse to listen to players that level to 100. they invest 1/100th of the time and complain when their build sucks. its such a weird dynamic where the most experienced players get downvoted. i guess we can always play spectral throw or something when every single good build gets nerfed.,unless its Mathil Kappa +Drops on task Vs Off Task As title. Is there a difference? Even a small one? So I've been killing Kurasks off task since the update. Took me around 700 KC for my first axe. This guy comes in on his first task since update and got it on his last 1? Is it my luck/ his luck or something about being on task?,ah people who are not even that unlucky assuming that they ahem some for eh worst RNG ever. +"You have climbed deep up Alex Jones' stupid ass. You didn't graduate high school, did you?",Quite the argument you have there +It`s just Gul'dan from another timeline. In Legion Kil'jaeden mentions the old Gul'dan to alternate universe Gul'dan.,wtf 2 gul'dans? +Would you play Watkins or T benji? I also like having a guy on Thursday,I'd go Watkins and not question it +It was instructions on how to fake the Moon landing properly. But NASA fucked up and actually landed them on the Moon.,This was enjoyable! +"Or it's more like, people's hobbies make them happy.","That would make sense, they are just targeting one hobby here." +I'm surprised those robotics experts didn't think of that. And that nothing like that was mentioned in the article.,I'm sure because it's a proof of concept or something. +An interesting South West Trains toilet notice!,I will flush my hopes and dreams down any toilet I wish thankyouverymuch! +"A publicity page to promote Indian Soccer League (football) has no soccer player. Only film stars, cricketers and a billionaire's wife",Because football isn't that big in India +Yup!,The Other Guys! +Is that what the paint scheme means?,Yes. +Wtf you trying to say corn boy...,That we are normally are a blue state. +To spread out the weight. Putting that much weight in the space of a regular semi would destroy the roads.,Ahhh excellent thank you.. Like a suspension bridge +Wrong. He vetoed the shit out of both party line legislations because he didn't think it would help people. That is a guy that is desperately needed.,"Okay, so you're saying that Johnson doesn't believe in tax cuts and stripping away the power of federal regulators over industry?" +"Dude, he jumped into spears, and later he blocks spears with his sheild and gets confused on why he can't block spears. This sub will have a field day.","He hit the spear with his sword, i saw no blocking" +Navy-Notre Dame football game to be played at MetLife Stadium in 2020,another chance for Notre Dame to prove they don't mean a thing in the New York market +"Cam Newton was benched on Sunday for taking teammates to a strip club while in San Francisco, not for failing to wear a tie","Garbage source, I spell Masshole." +"Just imagine Ive thinking about this... in his nightmares! *But, Tim, desktop GPU need to be cooled... how I'm going to make the Mac Mini thinner and sleeker... what? No! NO! PLEASE TIM, THINK ABOUT THE THINNESS!*",I just want an Epcot Mac mini +"idk man, ever had a Canadian burrito?!",syrup with ice wrapped in a maple leaf? +"I feel so bad for Megan, because I lived through this shit. My parents encouraged university, but they wanted me to be a stay at home wife to some rich dude. Before he retired my dad had the connections for it too, he was a CEO. There was a lot of pressure to meet the sons of big wigs, but I refused that shit. Turns out I fell in love in university with a guy who was not rich. In fact we've had some rough times financially speaking. And all the while my parents are trying to convince me to dump him for some rich guy's son who I would have nothing in common with. All it got my parents is a boatload of resentment from me and my SO. If course I should also mention that the idea of staying home and doing nothing is appalling to me. I may not like working, but it's a hell of a lot better than doing nothing except occasionally nattering at a bunch of other women who also do nothing. Fuck, I'd go crazy. I am too familiar with that crowd to want to be a part of it. They say your children will disappoint you. I hope Megan disappoints her mother hard. I did, and I love it, even though I have to worry about bills and don't want to go to work some days.",Your parents sound like real winners. +Plouffe: Trump is Heaviest Presidential Candidate Since Taft. This is a problem!(Conveniently doesn't mention that he's also the TALLest since Abe Linclon),"Trump should just counter with: I can easily lose weight, but Hillary can never get rid of that horrible personality and those negative traits." +Borgore at Sound nightclub Los Angeles Tonight Whos going ?,Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. +ACLJ Sues DOJ Over Secret Loretta Lynch-Bill Clinton Meeting,but this was just from some guy's book herpa der +Contreband Pouch? How do I use the contreband pouch? (Im on Xbox),Have it in your inventory then you can walk through any metal detector un-noticed(warning it lowers its durability whenever you go through holding contraband) +Saw this on the front page and new it would end up on this sub. Not disappointed.,"me too, thanks" +I'm more afraid of how the EU will treat Britain if Brexit is enacted.,Like Canada? +The Stockholm metro system looks like a cave,This was the station from that episode of Marvel's SHIELD +Just a combination that can be accidentally triggered.,I mean it is a lot harder than the original combination Ctrl+Alt+Esc they didn't go with that just because of how easy it would be to lay your hand on the keyboard (especially if you have big hands) and reboot your computer (DOS Days) +How do you like your steak?,"Dry aged, medium rare, over 12 ounces." +Post-apocalyptic worlds are so over done. They're becoming the new vampire trend and it's annoying me to death.,Good thing the sexy zombie trend never became popular like everyone was predicting. +Thanatos bumped off Astrahus by a Drake,Isn't this considered to be an exploit? +Nerd/Office Asriel,The bigger sprite reminds me of something from Ace Attorney. +Election day should be a holiday. It blows my mind that we haven't came to this conclusion.,But then people might actually vote and we wouldn't want that would we +Pogba freestyles to Grandmaster flash while Greizmann dances along,Did he say Real nigga shit? +I want to be that guy.,I too want to be ded +Rookie mistake. I'd still boast about them if I'm right though.,"Just delete and repost man, you've got time." +#JUSTICEFORSPEED why has this abuse of man gone on for so long? When shall this tyrant be stopped?,"Nah, fuck him." +Steve Gleason Had the Best Tweet of the World Series,That is so fucked up haha +Ryan Miller with his best Kevin Pillar impression x-post r/hockey,"Holy fuck, between this and all 160lbs of him taking on Martin I love Miller now." +FDNY giving President-elect Donald Trump a send-off before he takes off. We have the best first responders.,That's some cool shit that I've never seen done before. +"Watched Star Trek Beyond last night... And quite enjoyed it! Seen some really bad reviews on how it isn't Star Trek, but I thought it was tightly plotted and characterised, well-acted, and had a great soundtrack. Also, I really enjoyed the Beastie Boys bit, it was really dumb but I think they set it up well and it was that cool that I could deal with it! The story itself wasn't 100% perfect, and I don't get why Krall went blue and odd looking, but the rest of it was great and I enjoyed the homages to Leonard Nimoy. Overall, enjoyable film!","I'm kinda along the same lines.. While i'm personally not thrilled with the new timeline, Beyond was probably the best of the three I rather enjoyed it.. what issues it had mostly went unnoticed unless you are nitpicking.. also.. no one over did the lens flares ;-)" +"So basically, lynch Any claims.","As long as its not VFR, should be fine." +"Text Chat Not Working on PC? It just struck me lately. Is it just me or the text chat is broken? since Gears 4 release, i have not see a single letter being typed by someone. In Horde mode, versus, etc etc. Nothing. Even when i type something, no one responds. I also cannot see what a friend types or viceversa. I've seen similar threads on the official forums, but no response so far. I even logged using a new gamertag, thinking maybe my current one is glitched etc. But it does not work with that one either.","Works for me in pvp, in between rounds and after the match." +"I tried holding my guitar up to me banjo and visually comparing their fret spacing. Other than the banjo having more frets, it also appears that they are spaced differently too. Unfortunately that's the best I can give you as I'm not well versed on scale lengths and all that","If the spacing from the nut to the bridge is larger than your guitar, it would make sense to have larger frets." +"Didn't care at all about this game, wasn't even on my radar........until I tried the free trial period. **Boy oh boy, what a fucking surprise this was.** Just so happened to see a article on facebook from PC gamer about this game having a period of time to try the game for free. So me, not knowing anything about this game and not caring at all about it, as I thought it'll be something I wouldn't like at all, and to add, seeing so many negative post about it on various forums over the years, I decided to download it anyway. It's free, so why not??? I was like, eh, it's something new to play for a while at least, and to my surprise...............O.o HOLY SHIT!!! IS THIS GAME REAL!? I was just, blown away by this game. I was severely impressed from what I saw and experienced in the game. I really had a great time in this game. It gained major Kudos when I found out it had native controller support, so I was able to stick with it since I don't game with mouse and keyboard,(living room 60 inch TV with recliner setup) so I was able to game normally in my most comfortable state. The graphics.....WOW......WWOOOOOWWWWW!! I was surprised at just how detailed and crisp and beautiful everything looked. The bright neon lights, the way the space stations look, how cyberpunk and futuristic the city looked. I went around sight seeing. It was pushing my inteli7 and GTX1080 though. Was getting between 50-60 frames per second in places besides the crusader, was in the mid 20's then. Flying around in the spaceships, and was so surprised that I could go to a distress beacon from a blown up ship, and saw there was pirates and had to do dog fights, and then had to leave my ship, float over to the becon, and then hear the audio logs about what happened to the people on board, and then float back to the ship. I really felt like I was in actual space, like a real astronaut or something. It was amazing. AAAAWWW MAN!! THIS GAME!!! I came away more than impressed. And the community was pretty awesome in-game too. We were chatting quite a lot about the game and learned a few new tips and tricks and some people were telling me a lot about the game and its future plans for the game. Im now very excited about this game. It's funny because just two days ago, I had totally forgotten this game even existed, and now im ecstatic about it. Don't you just love it when a game that you totally wrote off, end up being the most awesome game you've played in a while??? Man, its the best feeling. Havnet gotten a chance to try any ground combat though. Don't even know how to bring up my guns. Will try to learn where to go to do small arms combat when I next log on. Just want to give a shout out to the developers of this game. This shit is amazing. And im looking forward to it's future. Can't wait till I get back home from work, so I can go and explorer again and learn more about the game. Just wanted to give impressions from a person that's completely ignorant about this game. I'm now looking up guides and shit. This game got me hooked.","Welcome to our madness, friend :D" +"so do i, but my phones been broken so i havent played in a week fill me in, is battle ram for sure gonna kill siege?",you're sooo missing out on the crown duel friendly battles +Thank you! Hopefully this cleans up the sub,Baba does have a broomstick... +I'm not actually going to do that but you're welcome,:'( +"People of Reddit, what is the most brilliant cheating techniques you've ever witnessed at school/college?","In elementary school, we would take apart pens, roll up cheatsheets around the ink cartridges, put them back togethwr, signal other student to ask to borrow a pen, and hand off the pen with the cheatsheet." +That's real outside the box thinking,"Outside the bowl thinking, you could call it" +"Do politicos realize what's really happening yet? I think they've been too focused this election. For the next decade Democratic campaigns will, with good PR, be running against the phantom of the Trump Republican. And Republicans will have to run away from that image... Shit has changed.",They aren't done running against the phantom of the Bush Disaster of the oil wars and Great Recession. +The last game of the season!!!,I was at a Sox game being an obnoxious drunk. +So they only support MtF Trans? Why doesn't this surprise me in the slightest?,"Well, transmen are gender traitors who just want that sweet male privilege." +He couldn't lock up the darkness.,What? +"Capitulation. I think, when in war, you should be able to force other civs to 'capitulate' to you, instead of making them go extinct. They continue to exist, and if they get strong enough they can rebel, but you get most of their stuff. It's like Britain colonizing India. Capitulate everyone and you win. I think this was a mechanic in Civ3 but I can't remember",i think it was an expansion for IV that introduced vassalage +You Are Special,Trumpers don't care as long as crooked Hillary didn't win +"Who's fuckin' with my medicine? and of course Taaaaft, you FUCK.",YOU BOUGHT YOUR CLOTHES AT THE PORTLY GENTLEMAN USED CLOTHING STORE +"I just bought a 2009 f150 with pulsing brakes. The rotors were halfway to dust. I couldn't believe how rusted they were! Just taking them off left a huge pile of rust flakes/chunks. BTW, I live in the NW, no salt on the roads here. I've got to believe that if any of the internal webs rusted through, or if the platters got way out of balance, that would be just as likely a cause for the pulsing.",Did you upgrade with better ones? +"Presumably it's referring to the Kingdom of Italy, founded in 1861, 24 years after the founding of Tiffany, Young and Ellis.",That too +Are you exited for Crash bandicoot remastered ps4 2014,Are you aware what board you're on? +As a healer main I've just always been intimidated by tanking haha,"If it make you feel better tanking is much easier than healing, I'll go so far as to say tanking is the easiest of the 3 roles." +Could I ask which episode this was? The most recent? Id like to listen to it. Thanks in advance.,I believe it's the June 26 episode of Penn's Sunday school - trumply whiplash Trumps it up +"I know, right?! No, I really doubt you know very much at all.","That one really bothers me, just say agreed or totally." +I think he's talking about the reate pouch and that's what I'm calling it from now on.,Count me in +And that's how I became a professional BDSM switch.,I mean... if that's your thing... go right ahead... +Are you really Morning Mark?,"He's saying that it's not MOR**N**ING Mark but MORING Mark, without the N." +Donald Trump plans to increase bullying,Maybe Hillary can team up with Melania to help fight it! +"Ok Reddit, let's settle this. Is ten nuggets for $1.49 or two whopper meals for $10 the better deal?",ten nuggets +Poor Tachanka,"Quality meme, 100%" +Anubis - God of the Spooks,Why don't poeple just use screen recording... +This one again? I thought it had been pretty clearly established to be fake by now.,Yes he drank way to much milk +The world was gloomy before I won Jesus fucking Christ.,I mean to be fair it was gloomy beforehand...its just y'know much much worse now +"Dating site bots vent I'm sure this has been discussed ad nauseum but I have to vent and I know the person responsible (ex gf) will read this and if it didn't happen to me I would think it's funny. I was super, super crazy down after my girlfriend dropped the guillotine on our relationship and promptly decided to sign up for every dating site out there. The back story here is that I'm not on any social media except for linkedin that I signed up for because a conference mandated it and okcupid which I used to find my current ex girlfriend. Anyway, I was on tinder when a gorgeous girl messaged me and gave me some line about how she wants to meet but wants me to get verified blah blah. I'm not the type to respond to saving african princess over email, but this seemed somewhat legitimate. 5 mins later my phone's blowing up from my bank about suspicious charges. 2 days later my bank just says fuck it and closes my card and sends me another one. 1 week after that my bank says i have to change account numbers. And then today, nearly 3-4 weeks later my bank is saying I have to go in for verification!! and no, the irony of the bank need verification is not lost on me. If I ever meet the guy who started the bots phenomenon thing I swear a swift kick to the balls will be in order. Someone please tell me they've fallen trap to this? On the lighter side, I'm sure they got my personal details, looked at my net worth and said nah it's not worth the trouble to steal 3$","If anyone ever wanted to comment I can fix this for you, I just need your account numbers so I know which account to fix, this would be the thread to do it in" +"The world continues to ignore the Kurds, I hope this goes down in history books, as the big powers who continued to not support the only people fighting ISIS. Fuckin pisses me off.","As much as I would like to see more support and acknowledgement of the Kurds, they aren't the only ones fighting and it's not as though they aren't receiving any help at all." +Seeing Bill Murray derp it up during 'Take me out to the ball game' was a microcosm for most of the Cubs fanbase last season. Trying way to hard and making a fool of themselves.,Sour grapes +Erlang Shen Ink Art,Beautiful +Always straight. Sometimes going up a slight incline on the road but only when I'm going straight..,Sounds like something in the differential then. +What is the most obscure useless Magic trivia factoid that you know?,The art for Mirage Enlightened Tutor was suppose to be the art for Mox Diamond but they changed it at the last minute. +I asked the same thing on my FB today and no one could provide any kind of justification for this amendment.,but polls say.... +Viking,More like a ViQueen....sorry... +"If he ever leaves Chelsea, it will be for a record breaking sum.",It's only gonna be Real or Barca because I don't think Bayern would spend 100 million euros on a player. +"At this point I kind of don't care. I'm relatively sure he's not going to be the next Messi, so at his age he should start looking for places to get quality minutes.","Oh yeah screw playing for Barca B and possibly being loaned or sold to another La Liga club, if he's not going to be starting for Barca next season he should probably come to MLS a heavy" +"The President of my university is a fucking vampire. I met a gentleman who graduated 30 years ago, when I showed him a current picture of the President he said, That's a really old photo, he looked exactly the same when I went there. After extensive internet research, the guy has looked almost EXACTLY the same for over 30 years.",Either he is a vampire or he is Patrick Stewart +(FNaF 4) Halloween Mod Flairs,yay +This is what the walls in the bathroom at my LGS looks like,Nah op just spilled all his cards out and glued a lamp to a wall and got the perfect image to make it look like a wall +"Remember, family business. Grandpa was the one paying the bonus, so people would keep quiet and he could get a second whack at it. Fortunately, because of the Alzheimer's he forgot to go through with it.",Second **whack** at it I love it +"I'm sure they're not *actually* spiteful, but honestly how can you do that to others and not realize how rude that is?",Who gives a fuck about others when you are doing your thing. +"Ok, nobody worth owning",I wouldn't unless you have big benches and absolutely no better options. +what website is this?,Adult Friend Finder +US Jewish rights leader vows to register as Muslim if Trump establishes database on Muslims in America,"This registration is only for immigrants coming from countries known to house extremism, he's in for a surprise." +Huge base but still more civilians than military.,Wright-Patt? +FNC and TSM fan at the same time LUL,Yep both since s1 worlds because of rainmans teemo and shusheis gragas :) +"You're a complete fool, then, since Stein got 1% of the vote, and Gary got 3% of the vote. Unless you honestly think that ANY of those 3% of Gary votes were going to go to Hillary. But we already know you're a fool, because you're attempting to blame EVERYONE for the shitshow Hillary put on, except Hillary herself.","You realize that Stein's vote count in PA, MI, and WI was larger than the gap between HRC and Trump in each of those states, right?" +Matt Shoemaker hit in the head by a 105 MPH comebacker.,Aw fuck man +The Xbox scorpio will have more power than your gpu,and more uncompressed pixels +What are you most excited for in 2017?,My wedding and Rick & Morty. +I know you shouldn't wear Oxfords with jeans but some websites let you search by shoe type and some of the Oxfords that come up look super casual. Is there an exception to the rule or are these shoes not categorized properly?,I am definitely not an expert like some on here but I would say as long as they don't look like dress shoes and the jeans are nice it should look fine. +So say us all.,*So say we all +"What can I do to make my videos better, or what do you like about this video that I should continue doing?","If you want criticism/feedback try: r/LetsPlayCritiques , r/NewTubers r/Minecraft usually downvotes videos to hell, unless it's something spectacular and mindblowing." +"That took courage - not so much going to the rally, but posting about it..... where he did","Look at this homosexual, LITERALLY setting back gay rights 14,890 years!" +I've read through your post at least 12 times and still can't find anything that makes sense. Are you sure?,"he wouldn't be aware if he's not on anything, that's how strong he stuff he's on, is!" +"Who or what the hell is DINOSOWER!? Some guy was going on about someone being better than most pro and they always seem to piss me off either by calling renegades shit or by saying i cant awp, i am clearly godly. in all seriousness, what is dinosower?",Didn't see that tag for a quite long time tbh. +I knew the queen would die today.,"Who can I offer to live longer, Phillip play spotify *Wham plays* That shall do" +Australian man waits 416 days to see what happens after his ipod timer passes 9999 hours 59 minutes and 59 seconds.,Best reaction ever. +Just rolled this on a Divine Chest...,I got the Guan Yu one from mine :(((( +Let's buff her ult too..because she can't do shit early with her current ult ;_;,Put it on a 20 second cooldown. +GDT: Bruins vs Blue Jackets Early game thread because FUCK IT it's the season opener! **GO BRUINS**,SEASONS BACK BOYS +or we could just legalize and regulate drugs,Being able to do this is the reason they made drugs illegal. +Outfitter looks crazy OP.,It's going to be good in Arena and never see legitimate play in constructed +"BOUND, I get it, BDSM",I meant to do that. +"Trump posts message of support to Reddit, prompting massive online vote-rigging",They need to have these flawed polls in order to back up their conspiracy theories +"And each of the male anchors just think they're the coolest fucking thing, but they come off as cringey with the forced slang","Theyre just imitating what they think a Sportscenter anchor should do, no try and be their own person, which the old anchors did." +"No comparison, let me know when Trump tries to take over the government by force like Hitler did before he was in power. The idea that somehow Trump and Hitler are even remotely similar is just plain dumb. Am I the only one that can't wait for Hillary's people to stop posting and upvoting the shit out of Trump is a baby eating devil articles?",Comparable doesn't mean 100% exactly the same. +What has surprisingly stood the test of time?,Kanye +"You're just going to take *all* the fun out of work, aren't you? Can we hunt the gamers?",Yeah but it it's illegal to set up your stand in the break room over the Mountain Dew machine +"You are correct, the indenter can be ceramic (usually its steel for hrb and softer ranges though). It's not always a ball though (Vickers and knoop tests use pyramid shaped indenters). Source: work in a materials R&D lab",It's been about half a decade since I was in a materials lab +Is it really that hard to use basic punctuation or formatting conventions?,"I don't think that, it is Why is it, so, tough to read it It isn't Even That tough to read You should just get your eyes che cked" +"Empty packages from China Hi all. Basically, I keep getting these empty packages sent to my house from China. After doing some researching, it seems that my address is likely being used in some sort of scam, whether that be for fake tracking numbers or brushing or whatever. My main concern though is how to stop this from happening as nothing I've searched has led to any answers about preventing further packages from arriving. Is there any way I can report it or stop these packages from arriving? Has anyone else had any success with stopping this once it started? (I've seen a few reddit posts about people experiencing similar situations). Thanks.",It's just Chinese air mail. +Handing out copies like hot cakes at the studio! Titanfall 2 Christmas is here,Come on guys give these away +"You walk in safety, M'lady...",Guarantee that dude beats off furiously while watching Highlander. +Lonzo Ball Hits the Three From Steph Curry Range to End 1st Half vs. Michigan,kobe was hitting shots from that level before curry was in college +IW capped at 15fps on a High End PC.,"Ok it's probably not the problem, but is your video cable plugged into the right GPU, sometimes people mix them up." +Lol enjoy the other 26 packs of Alpha Guard and Beta Barrier.,Really need to be able to sell extra cards or do something with them. +Completely agree. This is a post about how to make a purchase cheaper rather than calling the purchase itself or the culture encouraging the purchase into question.,"But isn't it also somewhat the point that buying used creates less waste, which is kinda the end goal of anticonsumption?" +Is there any reason to not sell these tanks?,t7 combat car op pls nerf light vic good alternative +DRAIN THE SWAMP =/= REMOVE RICH PEOPLE | DRAIN THE SWAMP = REMOVE CORRUPT CAREER POLITICIANS,The same bumbling fools who've been fucking our country up for years already aren't going to be of any help in making America great again! +Republicans STILL say Obama doesn't have the experience to be POTUS. After 8 years of him doing it.,And Clinton had too much +We'll make them disappear through honest discourse. Honest discourse will force their dissolution. 'I don't thin Trump will be President' <-- That's what you sound like when you say 'I don't think we'll be getting rid of them ...,"Well, I won't be disappointed if I'm wrong on that one." +What is your opinion of Satan?,An old tool that outlived its usefulness. +Labor board: Trump hotel violated labor law,This just shows how good he is at business +"Sam Bradford: passer rating: 98.3, 18th in NFL Carson Wentz passer rating: 84.2, 38th in NFL (6th among Rookies, behind even Cody Kessler!) Bradford TD's/Ints: 12/3 Wentz: 11/7 Wentz is headed to bustville on the express train and no one wants to admit it. He's bad for a rookie. He's bad for a guy with the second best O line in football, and he's bad in comparison to other QB's who don't have receivers. You can call me all the names you want but that doesn't change facts. Get ready for another decade of watching your arch rivals hold Lombardi's over their head.",Yup..he's the worst! +I threw away one of my DS/3DS boxes. That was the cardboard box for Pokemon SoulSilver :(. I regret that now especially since Pokemon SoulSilver is my fav Pokemon game.,"Damn, I still even have the boxes the preorder figurines are kept in." +But don't you dare burn that weed!,Devils lettuce*** +I get a bit of shit from people I know when they find out my cat lives indoors and has never been outside independently before. They tell me its animal cruelty etc. Is this the general mindset of people in NZ on this topic?,animal cruelty is torturing a frightened kiwi slowly to death over 2 hours so a cat can play with it. +I love spotify premium but my discover weekly is full of piss. Idk who they think I am but it hasn't ever given more than 1 song that was passable in a week,Well it learns based on what you listen to... +Agreed. They need to go through and delete all the reviews that have the I received this product in exchange for... parts and delete them or let customers report them when spotted. Instead they're leaving most of them which leaves the system still incrediblly biased for old reviews.,"Out of spite anytime I came across an I received this product....blah, blah,blah I always made a point to mark it as unhelpful." +"okay, jeez, i'll call you a genderqueer foxkin sparkly jujube fairy and make sure to use que quin quir pronouns next time",Just SEEING genderqueer makes me wanna slap a bitch. +Does anyone else think that the reason TSCC doesn't put caffeine in the WOW is because... ...they know they'd lose too much tithing revenue from soda addicts?,The real reason is there is no prophet who receives real revelations from God. +New Netflix Trailer!,"I'm so glad we actually get to see Olaf be threatening, as opposed to Carrey's performance." +How can her clone be real if LeBlanc isn't?,Leblanc isn't real because it is actually Jarvin pretending to be Leblanc +"I haven't been laid in over a year. Currently experiencing a sexual-emercency, any female redditors want to help? Help??! This is an emercency!","You don't need to ask, it's an emergency, remember?" +Trying to return anything to Harvey Norman is not a pleasant experience.,You should have bought the extended warranty +United Nations report urges Canada to address gender equality barriers,"Totally agree, we don't have anywhere near enough women working jobs where there are extremely high fatality rates, and we also do not have anywhere near enough services for men." +"The liberals literally don't want us to use energy, that's what it comes down to. * can't use coal, too dirty * discouraging use of gas (same reason) * can't use nuclear (same reason) * wind turbines not consistent enough * solar not consistent enough * would rather sell hydro cheap to the states than to us",Actually we PAY them to take our excess. +Useless Creature,Not useless with all those boxes on its back +"That is the definition of apologetic. My dad killed your dog so in fairness I will let your dad kill my dog and be okay with it. And in this case, my dad might not have even killed your dog. My dad might have smashed a neighbour's urn. But in order for me to be progressive and accepting and tolerant I will look through the history books for every mistake my dad has made to justify your dad killing my dog to appease my own conscience. I have already addressed your points in my previous replies. There is nothing unfair about you guys condemning them for attacking civilians under the pretence of Islam, without having to dig through all of US history to find everything that you did wrong to justify Muslim extremist attacks. That *is* the definition of apologetic. Those two are not equivalent AT ALL, and if I can't get that through to you then there is nothing more I can say. So you might as well stop replying because I will do the same. Have a good day and I hope you spend it in a worthwhile fashion with your loved ones.",I accept your wrongness. +I wonder if Andretti had a chat with Gordon at all? Would be nice to see him in the Indy 500 once.,"issue is now he's a nascar announcer for fox, and with Indy he'd still have to run the double plus might miss a ton of practice sessions" +"Im sure our scouting team didnt forget about him, and if we need him maybe they look into it. But i dont think so, especially with Guerriero",Guerreiro* +When you come across something like this and all you can say is Huh.,Something tells me the person left to get away from their crazy family +"when i was young, i would stare out my window at night while i lay in bed -- i was fascinated with the idea of aliens and i convinced myself if i watched the skies every night i would see something. one night, i was watching as usual and the clouds were easy to see because of a full moon. they were moving fast over my house and there many, many smaller clouds, not large fluffy ones, arranged in a grid like pattern, flowing on and on. i just kept staring, and a thought occurred to me that they all looked rather alike, but clouds take all sorts of shapes. finally, one of the clouds lit on fire -- it burned from one end to the other, like a piece of paper lit by a match at one end. as the flame continued i remember it exploding, and, at the instant, i bolted out of my room and ran madly to find my parents. i told them i saw a cloud explode and i was sure it was an armada of alien ships, silently moving across the sky all disguised as these uniformly shaped clouds. i told them we had to go. my dad said it was probably a spotlight reflected against the cloud, but when they finally convinced me everything was ok and i returned to my bed, it was gone and the clouds didn't look like they did before. i've never forgotten about the exploding cloud.",What age did you start smoking meth? +"Welcome to Ferrari, here's your complementary bag of disappointment for years to come even though the driver you follow is absolutely amazingly skilled.",Mclaren is there with Ferrari +What palette is it?,Eye on neutral palette from Sonia Kashuk :) +Anecdote time: Pulled over for a headlight out. Coppa smells weed and asks if ive been smoking. Me: *No sir i wait till i get home for that.* Him: Ok thanks for being safe. Get your light fixed and have a good day.,It's like you're speaking Chinese to me. +Why did the verb ending suddenly change from -ar to -er/ir. Also I think cuntar/er/ir should be a stem changer because that's a cunt thing to do.,To cunt Cuntar Cunto Cuntas Cunta Cuntamos Cuntan +"Just found my first perfect IV... an Eevee!!! What should I evolve it to??? At level 25 I finally found my first perfect IV pokemon. It's an Eevee and I want to make sure I get the most out of it. What type should I evolve it into? Which is the best overall, Vaporeon, Flareon, or Jolteon? Thanks!",Did you find it in the wild? +Can POTUS rescind the nomination or something?,"He can,but the consensus I've read is they (hillary or obama) aren't willing to throw him under the bus" +Surprising that the Warriors are outscoring the Timberwolves inside the paint.,Maybe to you lol +What would you want your last words to be?,"Fuck, I'm dead." +What's a just ok superpower?,The ability to fly only north +"More people should engage in politics so 'no party gets to run against Muslim Canadians,' Justin Trudeau says",Read that as candidates at first +I'm fairly sure I've collected 30k tickets just from random rolls scattered around the park.,"Yeah, but after that the max you get like 800 tickets per round of the shooting game" +Ok. Just send me the file over like skype or something and I'll do the A.I. movement for ya! Message me for my skype,"I think I'll just send it through Dropbox in PMs, I don't like Skyping with people I don't really know that well (no offense)" +"Oh you have a lot to learn, child",I don't know a whole lot about vocaloid so I guess I do. +Bernier on the ducks.,Who would you pull in as a backup? +"Chuy, Memo, Tala. Who should start vs. US?",Chuy Corona. +This is literally the strangest time in wrestling that I can remember... 1. James Ellsworth 2. TNA 3. Mickie James,Don't forget about the spirit squad +Holly & Sophia,Sauce on side! +A quick search on Yelp shows a place in Berkeley and a couple in SF. I have no idea about the short notice though. You'll have to call them.,Thanks +atmas impaler is the item that grants AD for max health. people would stack Atmas and warmog for survivability and AD,Yeah I can see how that was really strong +"she is an offensive hero, just not the press Q and kill everyone-kind of offense hero, instead she relies on utility. she's similar to Symmetra in this, both perform their roles (support and offense) but do this in less obvious ways, if you're going to play Sombra like you would play Tracer you would just be better off playing Tracer, with Sombra you are supposed to use your EMP to make teamfights easy for your own team, and use your hacking abilities to create openings and generally be annoying, if you're going to play her like a budget Tracer then yes, you'll find she's lacking, if you apply her correctly and utilize her kit for what she is supposed to do then she is undeniably an offense hero.",I agree with all 2 of your sentences. +I never took naps as a kid - that's probably why I am always tired now. Should have taken those naps.,That student debt is all in sleep +David Ross?,"Right, forgot about him." +What is the best way to get banned on r/apple?,Post a picture of an apple without a place for the stem. +Or Professor. Try to piss off your teachers.,Better still: Doctor +I wonder if Sin Cara is still undefeated.,"and somewhere, Haku is sitting back laughing and waiting....." +"You probably looked like all the other middle school boys though, so no one can really make fun of you.",I'm pretty sure op is actually a girl. +What did you wish to know before you lost your virginity?,That I would be raped +"It's somewhat counter-intuitive but great goaltending can lead to more offense. Defensemen can move up a little more often and forwards can take some more liberties because it's not as dire a consequence to mess up. IIRC there were a number of quotes out there on that as well. Carey is also excellent at playing the puck so they don't necessarily have to completely reset if the puck is sent into their defensive zone, he can feed someone on the fly. It also allows Therrien to be a little more creative with his strategies. I'm sure there's more going into it, but Carey is a very, very large reason why. The team is more confident with him on the ice and that makes every aspect better.",This is pretty much it. +i'll give some examples 1. A low rank that brought the bfg 2. M60 sprayer 3. Talking shit when he's a rank 7,Those are all pretttyyy damn fair reasons for a votekick IMO. +Also allow me to list all the women communist leaders:,That's because women are all oppressed and can't be leaders shitlord +420 cs in 55+ minute game is fucking bad LUL,7.5 CS per minute in a Gold-ranked soloqueue game is fucking bad LUL +"presumably homeworld doesn't have oceans like earth, maybe they used a destabilizer and she woke up in the cell?",They landed on the beach before taking the CGs prisoner and Lapis dindu nuffin. +You can use solar for electrolysis.,or you could use it to charge batteries and save 50+% on the size and cost of the solar PV system needed. +"He did have the authority to make the deal. The government went through a special process, that granted the president the power to negotiate a treaty with the FARC. The vote was a way to see if the country approved, although some lawyers say that in the case the NO won, the president still has the power to go on with the deal",So basically the vote was just symbolic? +Is this subreddit dead? ???,Beep Boop I am a bot Not really though +"New pro-Trump groups takes form, possibly with Kellyanne Conway at the helm","Welp, I guess Kellyanne Goebbels finally found her true calling." +Is Trump backtracking on 'draining the swamp'?,He is backtracking on everything except for divvying up the USA to Russian interests. +"We don't need a whole offense, ours is stacked with NFL talent. We just need a mediocre college level QB and a mediocre college offensive coordinator and we're a dominant team. They don't even have to be good, just sort of OK instead of a complete dumpster fire.","I mean last year our defense had a good amount of NFL talent and we were still shite, so maybe whole new systems would work out." +"Fun fact: If you put one of those small, personal size Cheetos bags in the microwave, it'll shrink down into a very small doll size bag...after shooting sparks, and such first. Source: Was a shithead child once.",Thought that was how you created a black hole. +CONNNEEECCCTTTTIICCUUUUUUTTTT,ULTRA MAYONNAISE WHITENESS BONUS +How are you spending your Friday night?,This is my first Friday night off in about 8 years (that I didn't have to be at a wedding or birthday or party or something) I'm just at home drinking and listening to music. +You'll get it in animal crackers,"watch out for the tainted kangaroo crackers, you don't want them to strip you of that participation belt." +Also Spectre rekindled hope for the new 007 films.,Spectre was a turd of a movie. +Prob when 47 Ronin tanked. I actually really liked that film tho,"that wasnt his fault, afaik the production was a shitshow, Keanu was gonna be a side character, then they rewrote the whole thing so he would be the hero" +"Awesome, i watched a few of his videos and noticed hes critical as hell and likes to swear at games. I watched his paladins video and he basically loves this game. Good sign :D",Yep that's one of the reasons I like him so much he doesn't really sugar coat anything and speaks his mind so it makes it even cooler he likes the game so much +What they really need to do is make a Zatanna and a Talia al Ghul (**please** correct me if I'm wrong),They do but those are DC characters and unrelated to JJ. +"Falcons fans are watching another game, that was an illegal hit",Maybe Evans should play tennis. +Is he injured now? I can see the Titans making a move. We don't have a change of pace back.,"There was hype in the preseason, it looked like he got his explosiveness back, he could had a setback we don't know about tho." +"32 million here before limit, im enjoying this. nice slice of the pie",Damn i reached my limit around 5 mil on pc +Is this some kind of fetish?,Yes. +Fucking chickens on the other hand...,Trying to catch one is a marathon in itself! +Met Nancy and Barb today!,Has barb been confirmed for season 2? +Savage.,Thanks <3 +As seen in me irl,I saw so many people got radicalized faster and more than any political change in history. +"I put two annoyatrons in my sister's car before she left a cross-country family reunion. Told her oldest daughter to act deaf to it as long as possible, then disarm one for her mom.",Did you tell your niece there were 2? +"G1 Rx 470 RGB Lighting turning on, fans spinning, yet no display on my monitor. I built my first PC last night and it was running fine until this morning when my display went black and showed no signal from my gpu. It works when I plug the hdmi into the motherboard so I'm sure it's a problem with my graphics card. I can't quite tell if the gpu snaps in all the way or if something on my motherboard is in the way so if the gpu isn't dead it could be that. My question is, is it still possible for my gpu to be dead if the lighting on it still works and the fans spin?",Double check the connectors from your PSU are there and fastened. +Strange in 1775 they called it a revolution.,I don't recall them stealing sneakers and TVs during the revolution. +"Call me a crazy whackadoodle libertarian, but why the fuck is the government still involved in marriage of any kind again?",But my marriage means absolutely nothing if government doesn't legally say so! +Drew this in 15 mins without an eraser. It's of my fursona.,Facing forward or only two legs? +murdered dat pussy you mean trololol,Ruined it. +I agree but i dont have the spare money/cant justify spending the money on cards when i like playing several different decks. My favorite is dark synchro atm.,Then maybe find one affordable deck you like and just play that IRL for a while. +I would've done exactly the same if it makes you feel better,"Most of us would've, honestly." +Everyone hoping KD would have a bad game before it started. Now he is killing it and everyone thinks he is a bad guy?,"Yeah, he should've thought twice before playing basketball" +Clinton wants to shut down family farms? We've seen no evidence she's ever said that.,She probably doesn't even want to stop subsidizing them. +They're the same people who yell SHOOT! whenever we have the puck.,You've just described my father. +"Multiple news sources were reporting Fisher in stable condition when she wasn't. They cited her brother as a source when he had said nothing of the sort, and the stories were later corrected. Nobody *lied* about Fisher being in stable condition, but it *was* mis-reported.","I don't know how it all went down, obviously, but if she was technically alive but brain dead or something of the sort and just on life support until the end wouldn't that have her being stable I really don't know." +"They usually run away or are dishonest. And most of us are former Christians, we're not exactly in need of answers from Christians.","Some of them end up like that, but the ones that don't are goldmines." +I guess so. I guess that means Klingons would be atheists too.,"Haha, I guess so." +"You know different people have different taste in music, right? I actually think that's a pretty good song. I like Eminem too. Both are very important to what hiphop sounds like today",Of course it's just important to recognize that if your taste in music is different than mine it's wrong. +"Everyone talks about the good bois, but what about the good gurls?","All pups are bois, dude." +My concept for team stickers for ELEAGUE Major 2017,So ugly :( +Matthew McConaughey Endorses Donald Trump,They even edited out where he picks boogers. +No money shot? Aww.,"They were put in after I installed the service, and I don't have a key for the lock." +"Just curious, but you mention 8/3 to load center in garage, did you bring grounding conductor as well?",8/3 NM has a ground in it dude... +"Speaking as someone who has grown up with these things, if you choke on the toy that is advertised to be inside the egg (or let your kids do it), you are an idiot and natural selection is coming for you",How does one let their kid choke on a toy? +Rob Font kills George Roop,Rob has good bjj too +"Yeah, but can he do that sweet, sweet Double J strut?",Who needs a strut when you have a splendid laugh? +I am concerned,I am TRIGGERED +"Lol its not that simple as I heal, you kill, and we win. You're not playing against bots, Sometimes the enemy team does the healing and killing better than you or your team.","Wow, I didn't know that." +"Instruction unclear, stuck my dick in the coffee maker.",Try putting it in and out again. +"Holy shit Miracle and Matumba? Fuck everybody hating on Bulba right now, just those two together is gonna be amazing.",almost 18000 MMR +"Each day that get's closer to launch day is slower each day I get more and more hyped, hence each day is lasting longer and longer it feels",Luckily there's the overwatch update to bridge the gap. +:( plz no,Just let it happen +Yeah people seem to just be reposting from the top page of the Historyporn sub,I swear this was a top post in this sub just a week or two ago. +"Tomorrow, the Schiaparelli lander will land on Mars using a crushable structure instead of legs. The aluminium structure can withstand a deceleration of 40Gs. Here it is being tested.",So what would happen if someone landed on this after jumping off of a 100 foot fall? +Premarital Relationship Ch 20,damnit... I thought the childhood friend was going to be different +You dropped this \\,I lost it in the war you jerk. +Procedurally rekt,"you can be rekt, but the chance of that happening is extremely tiny." +Star Wars Versions of Famous Album Covers-Steven Lear,Yoda penis... +Captain? Why do I see memes about puppey?,Because he is such a nice guy +What a fucking r-tard. How do people like this remember to breathe?,"She's not just *fucking* retarded, she's flip-flops-on-a-bike retarded." +This statement is true.,I'm voting third party now. +"The /pol/ack, NRx, and alt-right assholes that patrol this subreddit do.",And yet I am none of those..... +"Its because that is the plat you started out with. They made your starting plat not tradable so people wouldn't make second accounts, get to mr 2 and trade their plat to themselves.","Nah, it's actually cuz I used a code, plat from codes aren't tradeable, my starting plat is long gone." +It's 2.8 PENNIES Not $28.,Apparently you don't understand the difference between kilowatt and megawatt. +11k Offers ##~~painted Toppers~~ ###**offer me good offer...**,Slipstream +Ruskaina?,"Sorry, Rusukaina, with a devoiced u. Ruskaina works out the same in English since we don't have silent Us but I digress." +"Shit son, ballsy. I like it.",Well they only put up 12 against the Dolphins and 3 against the Rams so it's conceivable +"Fake tans. You can be the hottest person in the world, but if you look unnaturally orange, shut it down.",SPOTTED THE HILLARY SHILL +"Eh, honestly m+ mw is solid but disc and hpally are God mode. If you're doing m+ correctly is not so much about raw healing but dps and utility. That's where disc and hpally shine. Fistweaving needs some tlc","god-mode healer, let me hear that again on overflowing week hueheuheuehueheuheue" +Agreed. It's conceivable that we'd be 6-1 with rookie phenom Cody Kessler.,"Dak Prescott's passer rating is only 5 points higher than Kessler's and that's without the best OL in the NFL, leading rusher (even though Cleveland believe it or not is a good running team), & a top 10 D. So it is definitely conceivable." +Relationship goals,"Yes please, I'll take one til death do us part." +"Well Christian, tell your team to get off their asses and make it happen instead of expecting a great car to fall out of the sky.",I think he'd be smarter to push 'TAG Heuer' to close the 50 hp gap to Mercedes +Which Area do you like most hilly area or sea side?,Sea side +Huffington Post writer says civil war is imminent...,Remember when they said Hillary was going to win the election? +Tried aloe Vera and sebamed but these acne holes are still here and acne breakout is getting more frequent .,i have the same problem bro :( pretty serious too +Bye bye,Dibs on his stuff! +Nice. All my math textbook has in it is 3 years of suffering and disappointment.,"Ah, by McQuerie and Simon, a classic." +Question by someone not from this server :D Who are the top air outfits on miller?,OCD1 +"Okay, let me tell you this straight out as someone who works in the industry. Your REAL credit limit is only 1/3 of your salary. So for example, your salary is only PHP 15k, your real credit limit so you won't financially suffer in the long run is only PHP 5k, even if the bank would tell you that your credit limit is say, PHP 20k. I know this isn't exactly what you're asking on this thread, but I thought your should know.",what is the monthly/annual service fee? +Brom was ~120 at the time.,Damn they should have got someone who was 120. +"An armed, convicted serial killer has escaped a local prison and has been spotted in your immediate area. Be sure all windows and doors are locked, and take 'precautionary measures' if the criminal forces his way into your home.",Any sightings of Sirius Black must be reported immediately. +Where can I get that cat plate? I'm in love with it.,Most Asian grocery stores sell stuff like that +The James Sicily,I don't think doing the Nazi salute is really appropriate dude. +What line of work are you in?,I work in marketing for one of thkse big global brands that make a big deal out of treating their staff well :) +Every plant and animal was a surprise until I noticed it was the same 10 base models over and over again,Well that's your fault for not having the brain of a goldfish! +Despite being an atheist I always pick the Priest class in RPGs.,"Wow, you're *living on the edge*!" +"Yeah, exactly. Cthulhu is the obvious popular answer, but truth be told, he wouldn't be ruling shit. He'd wake up, humanity would go crazy and die. The End. Nyarlathotep, on the other hand, is the only mythos deity with that level of power who has taken the slightest interest in humanity -- and he seems to just like to fuck with us.",Where can I read up on this stuff? +"I don't understand this. He was amazingly entertaining in every season to me and that's what makes me like a character. Tony Soprano was a total piece of shit from the very beginning, but he's probably my favorite TV character of all time because he entertained the fuck out of me.","That's the beauty of it - we can all have different opinions and, to many, Walt was very much a likeable villain." +"#**DIE, INSECT**","#**LIVE, INSECT**" +"So I presume that the tories will say that we need to cut benefits, because if a person can afford to be a terrorist on benefits money, then there is too much being given out in benefits. We have Orwellian surveillance in the name of anti-terror, its only a matter of time until we get benfits being stripped in the name of anti-terror.",Or you could stop the DAE HATE THESE FUCKING TORIES routine and notice they said no plans for further cuts to welfare in the autumn statement +"my insurance is going up from $700/month to $900/month. the $700/month was bad enough, but without it my medications will equal that or exceed it. but $900/month? i feel like i'm going to throw up. all the other insurance companies have left NC, so blue cross/blue shield is free to charge me more than i make a month. i'm having to look into medicaid. i'm terrified- what if they don't cover some of my medications? or the doctors i've been treated by for over a decade? what am i going to do? *what choice do i have?* i feel hopeless right now.",tell your reps...and their voters. +Eat more.,I was keeping track for about a month and was eating 3000 plus calories a day and my weight went nowhere +We were listening to the same radio station too...,From across the room +Can negative damage rivens not be a thing anymore?,Are you not finding healing the enemies increasing your creativity and choice? +Its just a reskin of y1 vanguard helm,And wearing the Nerigal Savant/Eclipse Maw helms would also be like looking through the eyes of a butterfly. +Hey... maybe we should eat somewhere else...,"Oh don't be rude, he's *clearly* just a very dedicated Assassin's Creed cosplayer" +Super Easy,#NAME? +"Unless they fixed the smoke cooldown, this is a no-buy.",Agreed +I'm really not looking forward to that. I'm actually terrified.,Yea me too. +When you have no life experiences or achievements,Literally me trying to write my resume yesterday. +"Interesting... good, or interesting bad?",More like interesting how? +"How much have you's spent on pack so far & what was the outcome? I've spent roughly $120 but i think I made out pretty well. Highest pull was Ekman Larsson, zetterberg, panarin, & I forget who the last 88 overall was, a bunch of 87 & 86's to sell","$50, got Quick, Bergeron, Weber and around a dozen 87's" +Everyone get down,"Looks like a .22, good luck with that" +"Well it's Apple, they are amazing at making money with average tech.",Because their average tech provides the most seamless experience Microsoft are catching up +These Drake and Josh memes are getting out of hand.,is this the episode where he sends the french exhange student pants haha +Source on that?,Tumblr blog +Looked like she was reading from notes. She also paused mid-sentence a lot. Gee I wonder why.,"no prepared notes where allowed, you were allowed to take notes during the debate though." +Clinton on lewd Trump sex comments: 'This is horrific',More or less horrific than her husband raping dozens of women? +I wasn't aware of the existence of Swipe. Just installed it and gave the FB and Messenger apps the boot. Thanks!,Swipe includes a messenger feature as well ? +Couldn't you just start a petition? I don't think they are particularly restrictive with what people petition for.,I could but I don't see ESPN honoring it just because I made it is the thing lol But maybe it would be good for laughs and to prove a point. +"Who was more valuable: Jeremy Lin or Kemba Walker The best decision would have to trade Kemba Walker and keep Jeremy Lin. Jeremy was more of a two-way player, whereas Kemba is only good on offence. I think Charlotte made a mistake in not keeping him. When I look at Jeremy, I see more Chris Paul. When I look at Kemba, I see more Ty Lawson in his prime.","That's what you see, but love is blind." +The Mid-Bosses,Where's Greater Dog? +If battery life is comparable - Which device are you leaning towards? Seems like the specs are going to be much more similar than the 5x/6p... making my decision a tough one.,XL if the quad HD screen rumor is true +Our sun is part of someone else's constellation.,"The Groin-Jewel of Themos, keeper of the Intoxicating beverages." +"It doesn't matter if they call it art or not, it doesn't matter if it was metaphorical or not. That is still a turnoff to Christian voters for obvious reasons. Anything even approximating occult behavior will lose you Christian votes. Anyone who can't understand why things like that affect Christian voting patterns are not very familiar with Christian people.",Yeah keep saying that while you have children diddling with your junk +Dude back then when I thought I was super cool and said sex just to see what happened. I got a 24 hour ban and I was like so freaked out that I never played again out of fear. I thought being banned from club penguin was like the end of the world.,"No, being banned from League of Legends is" +U.N. Says 2016 Will Be Deadliest Year Ever For Migrants Crossing The Mediterranean,"I like how they make it sound like some sort of medical mystery, rather than a simple result of the sheer number of migrants." +"**NEED IMMEDIATE OPINIONS TRADE MIGHT SLIP AWAY VERY QUICK** I give: Jordy Nelson and Todd Gurley I receive: Le'veon Bell and one of 4 receivers: Stefon Diggs, Jordan Matthews, Mike Wallace or Terelle Pryor. 12 man 0.5 PPR. My WRs are Brown, Nelson, Fuller, Hurns My RBs are Gurley, West, Ryan Mathews.","Terrelle Pryor and Bell - take it and run, Jordy is losing targets" +Luminosity Gaming announced a new partner,Betting in 2016 LUL +Is a drinking bird (as seen in the simpsons) bannable... or pure brilliance?,Just get on my level with a heart rate sensor and link it to click the mouse. +"Seriously? Donald Trump says you're rapists and criminals with possibly the odd good person thrown in there occasionally and *nineteen fucking percent* of you went wow, this guy really knows his stuff!?","but brah, he's talking about the ILLEGALS" +You can't return opened games or systems at any major retailer in the United States. You can only exchange them for identical items in case of defect. This is done specifically to prevent this sort of exploit.,Read the the link. +LOL DAE HATE TEH PREQUELS?,"They were not horrible movies, but incomparable to the trilogy (and 7)." +Height?,Up to maybe your jaw. +"Your mean, aside from Paul Weir confirming via Twitter that they're working on content?",Paul weir whose interest is to keep people believing in this abandoned wreck +"If you think Kharjo is oblivious, you should try listening to this guy complain.",He's his own cousin. +The orca eating the seal is my fantasy.,"Oh, it's *eating* the seal, if you catch my drift" +"Also worth mentioning that while Chambo started this game really badly, he's really grown into the game and has been really good in this second half.",That goal seemed to help his confidence a lot +Neil Young is back on streaming services At least on Apple Music and Spotify,Is this the same guy who put out Trans? +MAGACHUSETTS! Vote yes on 4 homie,And 2. +"NYC For Trump!!!! UNITE! Yeah it's a deep blue city, but we have to try.","Being from NYC i was always told not to bother to vote for anybody besides a democrat because they always win, but fuck that, I'm voting to MAGA" +Need another recap? Try mine! Here's MvGX Ep. 12.,Nope. +And yet still no unlike button.,But now you can feel things. +"Naw, you don't want to bifercate the community. They are fine here and if preds want to look them up, they all have the same title and you can just search for it.",Fair enough. +"Actually, not really.",Made me say 'eew' +Ulgrim_irl,Actually we all know MLGrim would win +Keenan Allen's injury on Sunday in Kansas City doomed the Chargers to an epic collapse against their AFC West rivals.,Nah our shitty coaches doomed the team. +"And why I prefer taking the bus to work. Don't have to deal with snow, driving in it, or parking. I can shovel my driveway when I feel like it or have to go somewhere in the evening. I'm cheap, so I ain't gonna pay for a maintenance company.",But then you still have to walk in possibly deep snow and/or slush to get to the bus stop...I prefer driving a 4x4 car. +"what's your favourite movie that is similar to ones like Amelie, American Beauty and Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind? Anything with really interesting/different angles or plots really - I am craving something that I will watch and not be able to stop thinking about for weeks and so I'd like to hear all of your thoughts!","Charlie Kaufmanns Anomalisa is pretty great, too." +"Well, that goes without saying","ITT: I HATE VEGAN JOKES GUYS, REDDIT IS SO AWFUL." +"Stop, I can only get so erect. But seriously I hope Sessions brings it on. I'm talking SWAT raids on every legal drug dealer at 3am, on day one, extreme prejudice, big league. If the feds can force sodomite desecration of marriage onto red states, they can enforce federal drug laws in pot states as well.","Oh come on, man, you can make it a *little* less on the nose than naming yourself DutertePutinTrump." +You: Zesto ka ba? Crush: Bakit? You: Tusukin kita sa pwet.,Please add kaso di ka na makakatayo.... +"I mentioned neocons, because that is who has been appearing on his possible SoS list. Bolton, Romney, Rudy and Corker all have a history of being interventionist. Maybe they would be fine. I just really want a foreign policy direction change. Clarke has pretty good judgement and has a D after his name. He does it because he knows people are so stupid, they wouldn't vote for him just because he had an R after his name. So he registers as a Dem and wins over and over again. I doubt she will be SoS, but I don't want any of these guys Bolton, Romney, Rudy and Corker. Who would you put in there?",A General +"A lot of people are, opportunities there.",Tell that to the poor people or the millions Mao murdered. +"The Wall will be built and Mexico will pay for it, they just don't know it yet.",(they do) +Might not be a bad thing. Depends what the money gets spent on. A rebalancing away from houses and financials and into the pockets of normal people would be most welcome at the present time.,"Goods become prohibitively expensive, people struggle to afford food, essentials becomes hard to come by, public services get cut as the government can't afford to pay wages since they can no longer borrow money, rolling blackouts as we won't be able to afford fuel to power stations, outside investment fails as the economic outlook turns foul..." +"Anybody else like going to church even though you're agnostic?? I've been really wanting to find a non-denominational church to attend around where I live, but I don't think my husband would want to go with me. And I think it's probably kind of weird that I don't really believe in God or all of the rules of Christianity but still like church. I grew up in a Methodist church, and my congregation was pretty open-minded and very welcoming. I just miss the social aspect of it I guess and the uplifting sermons. Even though I don't believe in a lot of the ideas in the Christian faith, I miss the feeling of peace I always left church with. Most people were very friendly. Problem is, my husband who is also agnostic (ex-Christian like me), would probably not understand and refuse to go because it doesn't make sense. He is kind of like me where in he wants to believe in God, but dislikes the negative aspects of the religion and doesn't want to be a fraud by calling himself Christian if he can't commit to it (follow all the commandments etc.). I'm scared to go alone, so I don't know if I'll ever go. But I just want to know if there are others out there who are like me, agnostic but still like church? TLDR: Are you agnostic but still want to/do go to church?",Church is a great place to pick up women for sex... +[[Diamine Sargasso Sea]] [[De Atramentis Sherlock Holmes]] [[Pilot Iroshizuku Asa gao]],[[De Atramentis Atlantic Blue]] [[Diamine Midnight]] +At first I thought the Mexican guy was being a douche...but the trolling just got better and better as it went on. Well played hombre.,thats a bad hombre right there +What's your favorite video game that doesn't hold up well today?,Temple of Elemental Evil +"It's 2016, she's free to dress how she wants",People have been dressing how they want for decades it being 2016 doesn't change the fact that people will form an opinion about you based on how you present yourself. +get acestream player and never worry about it again.,I'm on my work computer lol +But but but... They said his campaign is a mess..,At some point he would have to say he is listening to a woman +Just some garage porn of my IMSA Z.,"Not my style, but it definitely has a lot of effort put into it." +"Not comment OP, but I put mine on the hottest water setting in the washer, and everything's been fine.","There is a difference between I cook ramen clean, and I love raw oyster clean." +What do you suggest we should care about then?,"The daily valve should fix the game thread and the I took a java entry course, here's what valve can do to fix the game comments." +"Where did you see that? According to the article, in 2012, Democrats had an early voter lead going into Tuesday in Florida. They maintained that lead despite more Romney voters voting on Election Tuesday.","Nah man, random internet comments are way more reliable than articles." +WWE star Paige needs serious help.,1 3/4 Star troll post +The difference is USC is actually goos,You're missing the fact that this entire sub was calling the CFP Committee stupid for not seeing the MSU loss coming against A&M. Why didn't they see this loss coming if USC is that much better? +Soooo are we good yet?,No! +Indian guy gets called fat by the spouse his mom arranged him to marry. posts conversation on a fb nutrition group.,BOOM +Beers similar to but perhaps less trendy than Not Your Father's Root Beer?,Coney island makes an alcopop root beer. +Twitter trolls are actually hurting democracy,so are hillary supporters literally stealing trump signs off of people's lawns. +"Just curious, how rare is this? is it comparable to ep2 12* weapons (Orochi Agito, Psycho Wand)?",i seem to recall reading that the targeted drop rate was 1 per ship per day. +We were in a special event in spain called Rogue One a Fan Story... 1000 crazy star wars fans in the same projection. When they appeared everyone started cheering and applauding. It was awesome xD,"Damn, now I have to go see it again after work..." +Nope. Raised by a Mormon Naval Officer Dad and a mother with an Army Engineer corp father.,Ah gotcha +Assange: WikiLeaks Did Not Receive Hacked Emails From Russia,It's the North Koreans you dip. +"Is there a way to cheat avatar progress in campaign in progress? So im currently having a lot of fun with this campaign, its a nice back and forth, i get a squadwipe, they lose a ufo, best experience i had ever. But i messed up and im a few intel short from getting to the alien facility and setting back that avatar. Is there ANYTHING i can do to set it back? I dont care if that is going to be a cheat, a mod or anything really. Im just really desperate to continue that campaign :(",removefortressdoom [INT] +"They are hated for the same reason girls alliances usually fail. Women are catty, inside and outside, the house.","Like bluereloaded said, with the exception of Monte and to an extent Cornbread, the LNC/Jamboree is much worse, and more catty." +"You can see that this rarely makes a difference, but it did move PHI down below DEN and NE. It helps account for teams who have played more or fewer games. These shouldn't be used as a ranking, btw. It only serves to show how difficult the schedule has been so far. Minnesota is still more impressive than Atlanta. It also doesn't account for the strength of losses. Losing to the 0-3 (adjusted) Bucs vs losing to the 3-1 (adjusted) Falcons would show Denver and Oakland with more quality losses.",Why is Minnesota still more impressive? +"What are your views on energy, and how will your society deal with energy issues? This seems like a good time to ask the question, since India just unveiled the largest solar plant in the world yesterday. How will your society deal with energy issues?",Progress as quickly as possible towards thermonuclear energy. +Fuck Xbox ow,go to your games and apps and force the update like everyone else +"BLM isnt protesting racism. They are a terrorist group. They have looted. Started fires. Blocked highways. Incited violence. This kid wore a costume. Also keep in mind.. BLM has vastly increased racism. And not the keep it to yourself silent racism.. now they are making people openly racist. BLM has set blacks 40 years. They cant take it by force. They just cant. 11% of the populace that are about 4% of our economy.. they simply arent able. Whites,mexicans and asians,etc will push back soon and it wont end well. Im guessing other minorities reckon their lives matter.","Don't bother, to these people hurting feelings is *way* worse than breaking bones and burning reporters." +Sad to say but I likely will. She was a nice person before the mombie switch flipped.,So many are... +"33,000 Hillary Emails Will Be Posted in November (SUUUUUUUUUUUUURPRISE!)",How about last week of October instead? +My dad was a small business I'm just business man I'm just happy he never did business with *Trump* # IF IF IF IF IF IF IF,"Was this recorded live, or was it a video she prerecorded and released?" +"What do you rate ZiS so far on a scale of 1-10? So I only had time to play about 3 games because of work, and so far I'm enjoying it, but I don't have time to watch all of these videos and whatnot about how they like it, so let me know how you guys like it. I give it an 9. The atmosphere is PERFECT, the music, the intro cartoon is so clean and smooth, the voice acting is pretty good, and overall this is really fun. There's a lot more I can add to this list of good things. Reason I don't give it a 10 is because the quick revive thing is extremely expensive, I can't see players names above their head in public matches (Which isn't really that bad). So yeah there's my quick rating. What do guys think about ZiS so far?","I can't really give it a rating as of right now because we haven't even built every build able yet, but I really like the map" +"Google updates Play Store developer policy with examples of text, images, and videos that will get your app taken down",What about app name rules? +"C'mon, that didn't even look reasonable on his screen...","Melee is fine, you're just salty -the usual Reddit circlejerk" +He'll be First Lady.,First Lady's Man. +whoa there. I think leading scorer is a two horse race between Blossomgame and Allen (with Bacon at FSU a Distant third.) Blossomgame Does so much more than score though i wonder if that won't make his scoring dip from what it could be.,Blossomgame is also the only game in town (no pun intended) where as Allen is going to be fighting for looks from a ton of other talented players. +^ Found the asshole friend.,only if it made you laugh tho +"Obviously he would be going, but the other 4 players who want to kick him now would clearly be wishing they had Forev instead, as they are now. Also let's not forget that MVP's invite is almost exclusively off their TI performance that Reisen didn't participate in.",I just don't think it should be ignored that valves broken sub system has screwed a player over. +Assassin bugs kill ants & display the corpses on their backs! This acts as camouflage as it hides their scent.,There are vegan assasin bugs that throw buckets of red paint on these kinds of assasin bugs. +"Umm, didn't hillary have to cheat just to win the primary?",No remember that was Russian hackers interfering in our election +The Internet is a beautiful place.,Is it........ +"He doesn't want to give them weapons, exactly, just deliver them at high velocities at the end of a rocket.","Oh, well that's fine!" +Maybe I'm mistaken and thinking of the Enfield. I'll take a look at it.,Probably. +"Mobility scooters and wheelchairs for obese people who are capable of walking. Went to disneyworld and people were using wheelchairs becuase they were lazy. They'd literally wheel them up to a shop get up walk around the store and then back to the chair. You could say well that was one person so it doesn't count but there were multiple people doing the same thing, even entire families sometimes.","One time at Walmart I saw a family scooting around, the father was in a motorized chair pulling the mother who was in a wheel chair and the child was holding on the the mother wearing heelies." +*Half dead.,Full Michael Jackson. +I know he dislikes chem usage.,"Thanks, time to go from 0 drugs used this play through to like 100 lol." +"8 years in, wondering why my throttle hand cramps up half the time. I'll be trying this out.","I'll be trying it out today, if it works out.. I'm not sure if I'll be happy that it works or mad that I haven't known about it until now" +"Well it takes some Weeks due to the diminished XP reward after a few rounds, that requires you to play a few weeks atleast. In terms of cheating accounts, that is quite veterany :D though yea, rank 21 can be achieved in just a few hundred hours which is nothing",rank 21 can be achieved in less than 60 hours +"Se vende un negro joven. Diario El Lucero, Buenos Aires, 1829.","Negro e inteligente, eso no se ve seguido." +Clipped by fdotshaggedmyaccount,"First he shags you dad, then he shags your account LUL" +That would be awfully nice if you can :),"Dont worry, I will ;)" +Everyone is welcome except you. Get out.,Of course everyone is welcome -_- it was more of a +Back in my days the weather didn't matter,I feel like this is a Led Zeppelin album cover. +Wild Pokemon Jump & Attack Timing,Why is Alolan Dugtrio the thumbnail? +We kanye now.,"***Damn, Kanye*** -Kanye West" +"Well, for a start, I wouldn't post her photo online for everyone, including my wifi, to see.",You shouldn't be messing around with your wifi like that. +I am now picturing a remix of Sandstorm made entirely with wanking sounds. ...It is not a pleasant image.,its better than a lot of shit i hear when i go to the bar +It's also recommended that you change the water every 30 minutes. You can't just put it in a bucket of water overnight and go to sleep.,Oh yes I can. +The irony of one of FO4's major plot points (Spoiler) The only unirradiated/non-mutated person in the game is the one who gets cancer,Yeah because EVERYONE who has cancer in the real world has had contact with radiation. +"Wait! Let's stop the car, connect your phone to Bluetooth, wait for it to pair, and then be unable to switch between two paired phones if we want.",My car can switch between paired phones... You're right about stopping to pair a new device though. +Nick Young -- I'm With Kaepernick,"Soon, all bonehead bench players will be sitting for the National Anthem." +Do we need to talk about FRONTIER? The likelihood of this format catching on and the impact of card prices and possible specs?,"I hope so, i could actually play it." +It's funny to see republicans complain now. Y'all nominated him!!,"To be fair, over half of them didn't." +Please announce a price soon. I cant take the crazy $800 people much longer,"Probably won't be until E3, what do you reckon?" +"I don't even know what to say about this, but it belongs here","Amazing, now if only they can throw in an instructional book on when and how to drink water" +Antonio Gates ROS He's been getting consistent looks in the red zone the last few weeks and scoring pretty regularly as of late. Does he have TE1 potential heading into the playoffs?,"Thinking of starting him over Kelce, am I crazy?" +Why happened to all them wigs neelie said She had,She isn't able to powder them in the house +Even the browns getting a SB?,okay calm down +"Okay, everyone, pack it up, thread's over, this wins.",can we get a thread lock in here? +"Sincerely, fantasies of my boyfriend.","I'm glad I'm not the only one, I think this happens when you're especially into your SO's looks lol." +Alcohol and bad spending decisions.,^This +Fap to anime bdsm porn and try to cum on their faces.,thats enough internet for today... +"Except a FBI agent didn't tell you that, some guy on the internet told you an FBI agent said that lol",You sure do lol alot +Sorry from having a first impression opinion,its just u judge the map based of a casual community server with randoms good players will easily find ways like on every other map to punish aggressive awpers +where else can you watch michael rappaport rant incoherently for 15 minutes a time. except probably some random bodega in NYC at 4am.,You can listen to him rant as a recurring guest on the Pardon My Take podcast +YOU SHOULD BE FACTUALLY CORRECT IN A TRASH TALK THREAD,DREW BREES WILL DIE ONE DAY. +then you'd be suckling the *tea*t of big Pharma,Don't *tea*se me with your big ol' pharmaceutical words. +Dave Chappelle to host SNL on Nov. 12 With Tribe Called Quest,Holy shit balls fucking cream-splosion! +I still think she would have won. The US is no where near that left wing. We know stuff isn't rigged that well cause trump won.,That doesn't make it ok. +Master given Dobby a toy!!,Doggy is a free pup! +F4F (males who play as females welcome!),Whovian6969 +"Despite the fact that Donald Trump was almost universally crowned the winner of every single debate, shit-eating cucklord Nate Silver has reduced Trump's odds of winning the election from over 45% before the first debate to just 13% as of today.",Notice how he changed EVERY tipping point in her favor... He's trying to convince people she'll win. +When you try to hard to meme.,I'm just here so I don't get fined +I'd watch a half hour science show (ala Bill Nye) with Bunsen and Beaker where they explain real science.,"Except they need to do it a la *Tool Time* on *Home Improvement* where Bunsen is the host but keeps messing up, only to be saved by the oft-injured Beaker." +"But this ruins her identity -- she has wings but can only fly sometimes? Why not just reduce the amount of time she can fly so she can only make it, say, to her t2 tower?",Mind aswell give all the gods that have wings a passive or an ability they could use every now and then because well.. They have wings am I right ? +Bye Anon! Off to the CEO's vacation house for a business trip,"She's in her 30s, if she could get a Chad, she already would Hell, she might have divorced a Chad or two" +"TIL the second most common TLD (domain extension) behind .com, is .tk representing the (ccTLD) for Tokelau, a territory of New Zealand located in the South Pacific. Where users and small businesses may register any number of domain names free of charge.","yet oddly, i don't think have seen to many .tk urls." +"I feel like protoss already deals well enough verses a siege line already though. Protoss generally don't have trouble going up against straight up fight, whereas zerg gets blocked by pdd and wall offs",Their power against siege lines is really nerfed in that patch with supply cost of the tempest going up and their anti ground range being halved +"Wow, what are the odds?!",:) +"But have you had the unequivocal privilege of experiencing the literary masterpiece One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish? Only true scholars among men may know of it.","Ah yes, an important scholarly response to Seuss' *Ham* and one whose arguments I find myself agreeing with, though it is derivative of his earlier work" +"Problem is, if it's egregious enough to kill his draft stock it's likely bad enough that OU will be pressured into dismissing him. He might end up in a sort of football limbo.",EMCC! +Zen is usually zooming around because the team is all over the place and he wants to heal everyone up.,Or hes trying to tell them to get on the fucking paylaod +"Yeah, you have to really be active in that sub. They have schedules and everything. You can't just casually run across it unfortunately",They should make a dedicated app for that. +"At least don't have to pay actual money for it which is nice, 200 credits is easy to accumulate nice!",But Microtransactions is the devil! +One of these is not like the others.,Yeah Julio Jones is only a paltry 6'3 to the massive towering 6'5 monstrosities known as Mike Evans and Kelvin Benjamin +The October jobs report was perfect for Hillary Clinton,Fucking business owners are rigging this election for Hillary by hiring people. +One them drivers is not like the others.,Yeah Ham is the only black one +Comics? You mean graphic NOVELs? :D,What is the difference? +Name this kickoff,That wall of replay will be saved... Let me guess: It's on L3? +"Still man, if you're doing like 10 or 20 of these a day, its rough man, rough!",It's like having a job to get a job... Wait that actually makes sense! +"I'm conflicted, is lessen grammatically incorrect given that it's fewer scrums?",lower maybe +Does anybody have links to this?,check ufc 199 embedded +How's the durability on the S7 Edge screen? Tempered glass seems to be annoying to put on it properly so I'm wondering what it's like without it?,More durable than any previous glass screen. +Now see...this is an SA set I wish I hadn't missed out on.,"Now that I see it on boards, ditto..." +"I know it's a joke, but I actually enjoyed the Progression system of CoD, since the gameplay is shit, the only way they had to mimic progression was through unlocking shit Also as I never seen CoD as a competitive game, I think it's just fine.",The key difference was that you couldn't pay to get ahead in progression. +Has the fluidity and general feel of combat improved a lot since release?,attack speed too high you can't even tell +Shadder is great but pretty sure most of the credit in that fight goes to his Rein. Ult stun 1/2 the team and block enemy Rein ult.,"Shadder killed the lucio who had ult though, not sure if they would be able to kill anyone if that didnt happen" +"I honestly wouldn't be against the park pass thing just because it would keep mr and mrs clueless ski parents from letting their children who don't know any better run rampant across the park run. But I also think it's absurd that it should even have to come to that. I guess like a lot of other legislation that seems overbearing, a few dipshits ruined it for the rest of us","The problem is, at least at the resorts around here the require one, is it actually doesn't do anything meaning to I still any terrain park sense" +I just found an un-used sound file!!!!!,"I believe this was already found, but no one has found/heard it said in-game." +I made my mom play cs source and she was so happy when she got a kill with a sawed off,I'm happy when I get a kill with sawn off in cs go +Apple cuts USB-C adapter prices in response to MacBook Pro complaints,At least they're starting to step in the right direction. +"Redditors who go into people's houses to fix things for a living, what is the weirdest thing you've seen happen in a house on the job?",I fixed the cable +I know nothing's ever good enough for me but as a BMW fan I would give my soul for this twoo cars...,Don't we have like 379 BMWs in the game already? +Why would a console be better for a vehicle-heavy game?,more health longer to get on target +"Necromancer Will Cost Money, So What? Why are you guys all upset? They have a right to charge for it. Stop being so entitled. I will gladly pay for the Necromancer class.",But nooooo I wanted 2 xpacs and D4 for free! +I was under the impression it was built into ios devices with larger screens. iPads and whatnot.,Just for iPads yes! +Hello 80% horde/20% alliance faction balance,20% is generous +"Can confirm, am not ~~retarded~~ Jehova's Witness.",But you repeat yourself. +What are the treatment options for obesity that don't require willpower? Stomach surgery still requires willpower.,The stomach drain doesn't... +"Unpopular opinion according to the replies here, but I'm delighted. New characters are awesome.",Completley okay with this. +"Cho'gall is great on paper, but with only Soul Siphon and Kara Kazham to use with his battlecry.... he's a little lacklustre",._. +"Racial intelligence, racial intelligence, racial intelligence. Whats this guys IQ if he cant recognize Jewish Control? Its really hard not to visualize One trick pony when I see or hear from Taylor. Why not attack this guy on the Jewish Question? Just unrelentlessly attack him until he admits he is lying.","Because he wants to fucking win, not signal to internet strangers about how NEO-FASH 14/88 he is." +"I used to play on high quality, then pc died. Now i play ulq on a potato. But soon ill finaly have my good pc back","This happened to me too but I squeeze medium out of my potato and get average frames, pretty bad for GF though, I miss my PC :(" +"Only brand i recognize is monster. What are you, a foreigner?!","I feel sorry for you not recognising Cadbury chocolate, it's amazing." +It is probably rush himself,He said many times it wasnt him. +Woosh,Woosh +"On one hand, I burned some calories",Anyone else think of Ruxin from The League? +Did you hear about the Starcraft tournament where the prize is a unit of currency? A Korean won.,Won won won +Why is a phone kiosk asking for a record check?,Maybe in case you have a history of stealing phone kiosk phones. +"Swansea enquire about Lys Mousset (Bournemouth), who scored 14 goals in 28 games for Bradley's Le Havre last season",I'd like that. +"Ha, tell that to my stolen motorcycle, would have cost me $1100 to recover it from the police impound and to pay the back registration because for some odd reason I guess the thief never registered the bike. #protect&serve",That was just an $1100 storage fee to use their impound lot +Are there any players from the lower mainland we can pass on better prospects for?,Can't believe you got downvoted for this lol +"No shit... This shouldn't be news to anyone at this point. It has been a highly visible trend for the last 100 years. Industrialization and automation of labor has been growing at an exponential pace. Here's the thing though - we'll always have jobs...people will always work. It's what we do. It's why we have culture, community, and civilization. We give value to others and receive it in turn. Just because we will not be working in factories or as paralegals does not mean there will be nothing that needs doing.",But then how will I play video games all day if I still have to work? +Next csgo update will probs be custom nades lol,okay bye +My Dad gave me this block and it's the very best block I've ever had.,Its got a chip in it I know the way out. +"So if you play Operations and you're on the defending side, you're basically going to inevitably lose.","More like offense, honestly." +"Nope! Standing jackets give you entry to the standing area, so you can both buy them separately and get into the same area just fine :) I'm also going by the way, should be an excellent show!","Yay, see you there!" +"Well I got my first job out of college a month after i graduated, starting at 62k a year. Which I'm happy with, it's better than a lot of people coming out of college. However, 100k is going to take me 15 years to pay off considering I'm already paying 1.5k a month for rent since I had to move to DC to get the job. Could be better, could be worse. 100k is just scary.","Well all you have to do is spend no money for 2 years, easy" +How many teams are there with green uniforms? I've never heard anyone complain about that.,How many teams have uniforms that are the exact same shade as their grass? +"From YOUR outsider perspective, I completely agree with him, if someone want to fuck up my progress I'll BM the shit out of them and fully expect it if I choose to take that role","sorry to disappoint you but we are no where near the same level in those games to share the same perspective on this kind of things, or at least i assume so seeing how much your progress matters to you" +"Uhm, all he's been saying since the election is how great Trump voters are and how terrible Hillary voters are...",when did he say hillary voters are terrible? +Are you high on loooove?,Higher than cocainw +"Clinton plants bugs, blames Trump/Russia. How pathetic.",I think you dropped this: +Rolling Stone has weighed in on Osweiler,Rolling Rag has been dead since they romanticized the Boston bomber. +Well Ramsay is Scottish so there's only one English dude in the room.,"Ah I see, they had to switch to British, where tuts are replaced with swearing." +"Actually, using a color picker, I determined the value of the scorpion to be #00948A, and I used Google to determine turquoise to be #00F5FF, blue to be #0000FF, and green to be #00FF00. Using this, I got the individual values of green and blue in both the scorpion color and turquoise and converted them and green and blue to decimal, then plotted them on my calculator. Using the distance formula function on my calculator, I concluded that the scorpion color is in fact closest to turquoise, and farthest away from blue. So no, it's not green. Opinion busted.",Now that's how you fucking prove someone wrong. +"Exept it was honest. No one feels actual guilt. It's like saying: Sorry I took something from you, never giving it back, but we were having a party to honor the guy who started the theft, but we can have it in your honor for being such good sports about it. What do you say? It just reeks of people wanting to show off just how enlightened and superior they are to their peers, ratger than actually doing anything for indigenous people.",Public action begins with awareness... +I have a code but I'm still at work. PM me and I'll try to remember to send it when I get home,This guy's a MVP! +Which Pro do you guys think has the most badass name? Kind of a shit post but I think Classic or Formal tbh,SpaceLy +The results of talking a long exposure photo of my Christmas tree while zooming in...,That is one way to keep the cat away from the tree! +romantic date,I find the miniskirt triggering. +"17-year-old Idaho teen shoots intruder following home-invasion, shoot-out.","Not good enough, we need more gun regulations so this sort of thing doesn't happen." +Used to be* I haven't seen that tech in months.,I use Abomination I ^think ^^he's ^^^pretty ^^^^good. +nice,nice +Official Game Thread: Philadelphia Eagles (5-8) at Baltimore Ravens (7-6) ...,Thanks Bungles. +"PSA: USPS no longer tracks registered air mail packages, so don't bother paying extra for it. Just found this out from testerkorea because I wanted to know why my tracking number had stopped working. So I paid extra for tracking in Korea but then nothing in America. I couldn't find anywhere on their website that explained that.",This has been in effect for at least a year if not longer. +....I don't think you know what blood clots are.,I do +"Big Bang was funny until the guys got girlfriends. Around season 5 ish is when it started to go downhill. Completely stopped watching when Penny and Leonard got married, I don't even care anymore.",Yeah at a certain point I was like oh these extra characters are becoming a main part of the show....great +And you can't afford AAA titles,Roasted! +Rest in peace...,*Rest in piss +"flair should now be mostly fixed, still tweaking it :)",Awesome looks great btw +MUHAHA - Obama just accused Trump of hanging out with celebrities and not carrying about working people.,"Truthfully, I couldn't carry around working people other." +Nikki literally 2nd worst girl holy shit bad taste,Your Waifu is bad and you should feel bad! +(Fluff) Guys what does this mean in JP?,Overall wt rank +"Sister Location is so hard, I didn't expect it...",Did your game glitch on night 2 with Bidybab? +"Sorry! I was trying something like Amiibo, and thinking of making a whole fnaf Amiibo set!","Omg amiibo, I forgot about them." +Trump Campaign Announces Trump Talk,Can someone explain? +"Can't wait, these are some of my favorite dungeons in the game.",CM Nostalgia intensifies +"40% of people are just dumb. ToH is the only DLC that competes with it and as you've mentioned, ToH is actually 2 DLCs.",Everyone who has valid criticisms against the DLC is dumb because im a fanboy Please leave +"In the eyes of defeners, every artist they don't like is defined by one song, no matter how old and irrelevant that song is (*Baby* by Bieber, *Stupid Hoe* by Minaj). But if I were to say that Queen is trash because the lyrics to *Bicycle* are repetitive and redundant at face value, I'd be met with some next level defening.",It's also a song about riding a dick. +Hillary Clinton campaign wants debate moderator to correct any lies,The audacity! +"I'm still wondering how Trump is going to lower taxes yet spend more. But you know, nobody is truly sure if Math is like, a thing.",It never stopped Bush. +So ignore it. I don't get why people need to pick fight with literally anything and everything.,Ignore my reply +"They're both portable, handheld, multitool computers.","And thanks to the magic of USB, my phone can probably do more." +Can't escape from Linus even at school.,!linus +"Finally after 612 days played, got Sacred Axe!",Congrats! +I think we all know how Alex Jones has felt his whole life. The first man who took the red pill,The red pill is a spicy pill. +"And when out-of-state license plates on rental cars becomes a problem, they just buy cars with in-state plates from a random used car dealer. I just think backwards, like an investigator would.","used car auctions, much different then dealerships in which the titles and what not would be done immediately." +It runs much cooler but if you can I'd wait for an EVGA Hybrid model. The Hybrid's are based on the FTW PCB so they have the 14+2 power phases for much better stable overclocking. The cooler also has RGB lights if you're into that. This card is based on a reference style card. The biggest part IMO though is the Hybrid's cooler contacts the GPU die. The Sea Hawk uses a standard CPU cooler which while effective does not directly contact the die so the Hybrid is better at cooling.,"wrong, the h55 cooler coldplate was actually modified for gpu dies with this iteration if you watch someone like gamersnexus." +Fluff: BOGDAN HIGHLIGHTS FROM MY STREAM! INSANE SKILL! MUST WATCH!,"You know what, all I see with this video is... I can get into Rank S as well" +Oh god what a terrible (an I guess?) overrated restaurant.,I'm not Italian and I love that place. +Consider someone's education before replying to them,Based on his comment alone I know he is an undergraduate. +Atheism,"Remember, when you point a finger, you have three pointing back at you." +"Tony Stark is given 1 years prep to build a space ship. When his time is up, he will be teleported to the Star Wars universe where Emperor Darth Vader and his Son rule the galaxy as Sith lords. What Tony knows: * He has seen all of the star wars movies, so he gets all the information given there. * He knows Luke betrayed his friends and the rebels and slaughtered them all. * The Empires military is as strong as ever with a third death star being build and nearly operational. * Tony has a very lose understanding of the force, and its uses. He himself is NOT force sensitive. He must build new suits able to somehow handle this new foe. * A small rebel faction still operates within the galaxy, but they are a shadow of what they once were. . What Tony has at his disposal: * The mall army of suits already built and ready to go. * The entire Stark fortune, which he is willing to entirely spend in prep for this attack. * A map of the star wars galaxy, as well as leaked intel of the empires strongholds positions. * Samples of Star Wars tech for him to study. This includes an entire star destroyer floating over Earth, totally open for him to take apart. (He will likely incorporate this ship into his own creation. . What Tony needs to do to win: * Partial Victory - damage the empire enough for the rebellion to rise again and actively fight the empire. * Decent Victory - kill one of the Sith lords, and damage the empire enough for the rebels to rise. * Good Victory - Kill both Sith Lords and damage the empire enough for the rebels to rise strong. * Epic Victory - Destroy the entire empire and kill at least one Sith lord before they go into hiding. * Legendary Victory - Kill both sith lords, and bring down the entire empire. * God Victory - Kill both Sith Lords and take over the empire using his intel to crush the remaining rebellion. (Probably Superior Iron man at this point) Feel free to use whatever form of Tony Stark you like the best, just be clear which form you are using.","If the Sith saw Tony coming, could they sway him to the Dark Side?" +Dear sir _____ We write to inform you of our decision of adding you to the national sexual predator and offender list and placing you under special surveillance after agents has found evidence to suggest you have viewed a video depicting two adult people engaging in non-missionary sexual activities online. Inclusion in the public list is non-negotiable and a letter warning your neighbours of your offence vill be issued by us within a week. Have a nice day.,good thing the government is exempt from their search history being viewed. +wow pretty racist,God damn you must be triggered about Trump +And people still say they trust human drivers more than self-driving cars. *Sigh*,"They still trust in God more than they trust in logic and reason...unless it's chemtrails, they believe in chemtrails..." +"Why the Cleveland Cavaliers should sign JR Smith to the contract he's asking for according to Stephen A. Smith. Via Basketball Forever on Facebook JR is thinking...wait a minute...we are the reigning NBA champions, I am a starting 2 guard in this league, I just watched Eric Gordon who missed 37 games last year sign a $53 million contract. I've been reliable, I scored 10 straight points in the Game 7, I finished with 20 in that Game 7, I was a pivotal component towards the Cavs winning the championship! I was willing to guard Stephen Curry one minute, Klay Thompson another, Andre Iguodala another, Harrison Barnes another, and even at times Draymond Green! I have the King, LeBron James, validating my importance to this team. Hurry up and get the deal done!",I'm thinking that they shouldn't sign him because nothing that Stephen A Smith is in favor of can possibly be a good idea. +Have a wonderful day bro,Tanks man +"You do realize that the Hulk reguarly engages in conflicts with Iron Man, Thor and various other characters who fit that description, right?","When I say fast enough, I mean high-tier Shonen anime hero kind of speed." +They were so god damn close too.,to* jk +The same as all the people what switch companies,"Comparing switching companies to switching teams in sports is hilarious, not gonna lie" +"I can support this claim. I shot a 50lb bow at age 17 for over two years, not realizing the effect that archery had on the body. I had a slight concern that i was getting scoliosis, as i felt my body sort of being more twisted as time went on, i let my parents know, they called me a hypochondriac. One day I went to the gym and tried to do shrugs with 40lb weights, thinking it would help my back with archery or something. I went home that night and had the worst headache for 3 days straight, and for some reason after that I had terrible, terrible, back pain in my upper back that was on my pulling side. It was a terrible pain that I still feel 3 years later, though less bad. Underneath my left scapula and up to my neck, I can also feel my neck muscles are bigger on one side from turning my head in that direction. Tl:dr I fucked my back up and gave myself scoliosis (doctor confirmed) From doing archery with a 50lb bow for 2 years, (i was also an award winning archer)",I've got lots of bow hunting friends and never heard of anything like this +The moment you turn your back on a 3-level...,He was probably like I wonder if this shits actually true...let's test it out ! +"It's not limited to the Bay Area. It is widely used in Northern California in general; I have also heard this a lot in the Sacramento area. It has even made it out of state: for example, it is also not uncommon to hear it in Seattle, apparently.",We had a phenomenon in Reno NV where it seemed like only one particular high school was using it constantly. +How did you find out she got laid in the back?,Well I drove her there. +Reddit user arrested and fined for his racist comment on a Muslim boy in a post on r/worldnews,Lol +What's the longest you've been in queue for?,"two minutes, literally unplayable!" +"Quick info about radiation types. There are (generally) 4 types when referring to radiation. Alpha, Beta, Gamma and Neutron. Unstable nuclides like to become stable, so they release different types of particles in order to achieve a more stable nuclide. (Check out the chart of nuclides if you get really bored.) So Americium(-241), in smoke detectors generally undergoes alpha decay, releasing alpha particles in order to become a more stable nuclide, neptunium-237, which has a significantly longer half-life. Americium-241 is perfect for this application because it has a relatively short half-life, but long enough that it's usable for the lifetime of the device, And we want something specifically that releases *Alpha* particles. Alpha Particles are high in ionization energy due to their massive weight, they're effectively a Helium atom, without electrons. So this is generally capable of doing massive amounts of damage if it interacts correctly. But because of their size and charge, they are blocked by many numbers of things. Like for instance your skin, or anything on it, or even smoke. The smoke detector's sensor relies on this constant source of alpha interactions and is always detecting, but when smoke comes between the source and the sensor, it can no longer detect alphas and then indicates an alarm. Ok, so in a nuclear radiation scenario, you will get all sorts of radiations from many different sources. The short of it is that most Radiation detectors detect in the Beta-gamma range, as betas are not blocked by skin (albeit they are blocked by most clothing) and gammas are a good indicator of general radiation in an area, and are what are most commonly released in nuclear decays. The sensors that detect beta-gamma and alpha particles are generally tuned to different frequencies, and don't generally overlap, but i've never tested your idea so it *could* be possible. That being said. The general public is not so savvy on radiation and detectors that they would be able to tell the difference, so you could probably get away with your idea. I applaud you for actually thinking this kind of thing through, and your general thinking as well, but I don't think it will be nearly as important in your story as you think it will when received. -Operated nuclear powerplants for 8 years with a degree in nuclear engineering.",Out of curiosity what is the actual job market like for a nuclear engineer? +You look like a handsome dude without looking like an asshole 8/10 would be friends with,Probably the most interesting compliment I've ever gotten +I think Meisha Tate is extremely overrated. Her win over Holly really isn't that impressive considering Holly has 0 ground game. Her loss to Nunez came as absolutely no suprise.,Who was rating her though? +Make White America Again,"Also, X-post from r/CrappyDesign" +{=}7 R6 or nothing,{-}7 +"So Erdogan is now also jailing Kurdish members of parliament, he has finally gone full dictator. I wonder how Hillary is going to work with him, given that Turkey is a member of NATO.","Just remember: whatever she does, she must be completely omniscient and it must work out perfectly or she is a horrible failure of a leader and human being." +Were we not just talking about this?,I feel like these are the same people from the free but not really free unless you want to wait 3 hours lobby. +It's a capcom game nonetheless.,"Yeah, I'm sure his MOM was making sure to limit herself based on who owned the intellectual property rights" +"bogdan is terrible, but steel is going too far with this shit... Makes an article and a fucking video about one guy because he disagreed with him...",yeah only because he disagreed with him. +"Ico, Shadow of the Colossus, Dark Alliance, Stretch Panic, + more (PS2), Legacy of Kain (PS1), Gradius III, Tetris Attack (SNES), Fire Emblem: Birthright & Awakening, Majora's Mask (3DS) DS and 3DS Games **Have** - all games are complete in box unless noted * Gradius III (SNES) - cart only * Tetris Attack (SNES) - cart only * Blood Omen: Legacy of Kain (PS1) * Ico (PS2) * Shadow of the Colossus (PS2) * Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance (PS2) * Stretch Panic (PS2) * Dynasty Warriors 3 (PS2) * Fire Emblem Awakening (3DS) * Fire Emblem Birthright (3DS) * Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask (3DS) **Want** * Castlevania: Order of Ecclasia (DS) * Contra 4 (DS) * Dragon Quest IX (DS) * 999 (DS) * Zero Escape (3DS) * Zero Time Dilemna (3DS) * New Super Mario Bros. 2 (3DS) * Super Mario 3D Land (3DS) * Bravely Default (3DS) * Donkey Kong Country Returns (3DS) * +whatever 3/DS RPG or action game you think I might like I have two successful trades from the last time I posted here.",The os2 stuff is not greatest hits right? +"Well hold up. It ended fine, so what was he not ready for? 1000% sounds like it was good decision for him to drop lol.","It could've easily gone much worse, and can even cause severe mental trauma for him AND the girl he told to take it first." +"I like how the flavor text loops, like Vex",You could say it Imago Loops. +What's the first song you ever heard from your favorite band?,"As much as I hate to be that guy, Through the Fire and the Flames turned me on to DragonForce." +"So you're content to ramble to the choir, good to know all of your amazing knowledge that all the lamestream media zombies can't possibly comprehend will accomplish absolutely nothing because you fail to engage anyone who doesn't already think like you to reconsider the lies society tells us. You give skeptics a bad name, and you're just as easily misled as the sheeple you think you're so far above.",didnt even read it famo +Everyone is counting on me!,Sorry ^sorry ^^I'm sorry^^^sorry +Not a Nord's answer because I'm Imperial. How dare you assume my race like that! I am so seriously triggered right now. When my wife gets home in February I'm going to have her glass bow your face off and hang it in my longhouse.,Your wife is fucking bandits in Bleak Falls Barrow! +The moderator is a joke. Let the guy speak.,Every time he quieted down the guy launched into a rant about the media instead of taking the opportunity to answer. +Yeah. It is.,"Especially if they tax it, which knowing government.. I'm sure someone's thinking about it" +Especially since this trick saves something like 20 seconds max (30 if you don't go back for the chest). Not worth doing it.,It's really only for parties but I like showing people how to do it. +Not when it's frozen.,That's called ice +<3 Ana Marie. OG Wonkette!,That website got me through 2004. +"FBI responds: Yeah, we know.",Clearly anyone who works at the FBI are Russian because of this. +The Canadiens lose their first game in regulation 10-0 to Columbus,"Just for contrast, the NHL league record for a shutout loss is 15-0 (Detroit 15 - NY Rangers 0 - March 23 1944)." +Hah! Pregame radio show they didn't think Andersen would carry and be first star.,"Andersen knows it, just look at that smirk" +"Which begs the question, how does Barry afford it?",Seriously I hope one day we see a scene where Barry gets his usual Star Labs check delivered and Joe/Iris look at it and they're like DAYUUUUUUUM +"I feel like Mimikyu is perfect creepypasta material, and this animation kind of reinforces that idea.","It reminded me of the old Tails Doll story, the way it was animated and such." +I don't understand what you're asking.,"It's not a question, moreso I was saying it is pretty uncommon, at least in America for the most part." +Pedantically trying to correct the explanation of a joke you just tried to shut down is hilarious. It's like you just want to argue for the sake of arguing.,seems the darkness is already getting to some +DeRozan with 5 straight 30+ point games UPVOTE Raps record I'm just glad Mike James isn't in our record book anymore.... That I know of....,if kawhi dont get mvp i want demar to get it ! +"We will go back in, occupy the whole region and then just when we get a new democrat president, our deal with the countries will be up, we will pull out and then get blamed for creating a vacuum.",Blamed +When is the next batch of sidewinder skins coming? I can't wait till the next batch of sidewinder skins. I can't help but put skin after skin on a sidewinder. The feeling of endless skins coming out for sidewinders and nothing else is extremely gratifying and tickles my fuel scoop. I want to put skins on a sidewinder soo much. Thank you Fdev for understanding that The sidewinder skins must be pumped out en mass. Because everyone loves to put skins on a sidewinder and no other ship. Only a sidewinder. I cant wait for the next batch.,Someone forgot the +Why do kids always look so damn creepy in old ads?,"Actually, I think that's Hillda Clark when she was in her 20s but I understand your point and agree that it is not a very flattering picture by today's standards" +"I think the reason it can't be downgraded is to ensure that people don't abuse the system by systematically downgrading keys they dislike, either because of the level or because of the dungeon. Imagine getting a +11 HoV key. You'd just deplete it on purpose to try and get a good +9 or +10 key. Rinse and repeat.","Simple solution: Limit the number of downgrades on a key to 2 or 3 , after which it becomes depleted." +"Jay Z repeatedly drops n-word, f-bomb during concert for Hillary Clinton","For a party which scorns politically correct culture, Republicans are still not advanced enough to not have their delicate sensibilities hurt by rap music." +"It's been appropriated by the worst people on the planet. Sorry dude, you are going to have to let it go.",Pepe died for our human sins... Feels bad man... :( +Diepio Easter Egg? (What did you do Zeach),Look at the leaderboard +"Sorry can't up vote with good conscience, ACAB",Hahaha 'thisnis funnu +I never recommend it because I have a hard time explaining it without either making it sound shit or spoiling it.,"Each episode is a stand alone dystopian literature novel, but you know, it's TV not a book" +Meme.jpeg,thots are spooks +40 minutes,"Thank you, so 4:00 BBT" +HA goodman?,ad hominem.. +You should have read it because that's not what is says at all... derp derp I'm an Eagles fan in the Chiefs sub..derp derp,"I live in kc derp face And for the record, now that I've read it.......that's exactly what it said, with the mild exception of the +1 and -1 stats the tldr to this post is absolutely The more turnovers we get the better chance we have of winning" +When I say I like something so they tell me they like it too even though they don't. I want to know your actual interests.,Found the prince +You're a bullseye to anti-legalisation proponents. Please consider how you present your argument or 'shoehorn' as it were.,"If you say so.. but it was a reply to a comment several posts deep.. now if I had created an original comment to somehow subvert the thread into a weed discussion then you might have a point, however that's not what happened.. so go find somebody else to admonish." +Upfront about what? He's not gonna do any of the shit he said he would.,Well excuse me Nostradamus +"No better? Did you feel the need to say that, as if anyone with intelligence and sanity thought otherwise? It's WORSE than the rapist. Sure, violating someone is horrible, it may cause bodily harm and so it is a slightly more awful version than assault. To counter that with murder is disgusting. To LAUGH whilst you're doing it is borderline insanity. These girls need to go too, but at least I'd give the curtesy of shooting them in the head, ending it quickly.",Wow you're a true saint good for you +OH TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE. BUT IF I GO SF WARRANT THEN I'LL HAVE LIKE 6 RANKS LEFT,EXACTLY BUT AREN'T THE SF WARRANT REQUIREMENTS MONSTROUS +this isn't new.. BF3 - 2011 BF4 - 2013 BF1 - 2016,Forgot hardline +"In a plastic container, using a plastic fork, a bowl of carbs with raisins.",But maybe they're activated raisins? +"I was thinking to switch to Apple this fall, but the new MBPs are a great delusion and now I'm waiting for a brand new XPS 15.","Kinda in the same boat **but**... How is it possible for the XPS 15 to have a refresh this year when, based on most reports, the Kaby Lake quad core cpu's are tipped to start shipping next year?" +"Wow, TIL one company has a monopoly on the Online dating market.",What wonderful opportunities for blackmail? +"I think IQ should be able to see the enemy teams operators when they have sights and lasers equipped. If Thatcher emp grenades disable them, why can't IQ see them?",Lol lasers would suck even more and hurt you way more than help someone using a laser which kind of sucks because literally nobody not even the noobs would use lasers anymore and a huge waste of potential +"It makes sense if they will use an LCD rather than an OLED display, since the shortage of OLED displays is what's slowing down the OP3 shipping out. They may decide to launch a refresh model without that particular bottleneck to replace the OP3.",I would sell my OP3 for a OP3 with a 2K IPS. +We have an entire party that is *defined* by that's how it's always been. I've never gotten that. We should constantly be trying to better ourselves.,but... but... but... the founding fathers +TJ is on point with his latest,N E A T E A T +They figured it out guys!! Start selling fast!!!!!!!,The Biden meme markets are going to plummet and some of you will lose everything I'm calling it now. +Go farm your Galahads in the last stage boyos.,"dont play eu, can someone tell me why is the unit needed to be farmed?" +"Ignore people's bios, there's no way they'll notice anyway! (TW: He uses the N-word a lot)","Dating 101: ask woman for picture, if she refused call her names" +"Don't worry, someone else posted the but he did thing 1 minute after you. So you aren't alone",Meh... not the first time I've made an ass out of myself. +I pulled Ertz at the last minute for Reed with all the Rule 86 reminders. Ugg.,lost by 6 fucking points thanks to this +"What could you possibly do with a molotov that doesn't end with someone dead, injured, or property severely damaged? There is no peaceful reason to have a molotov. The only use is as a weapon. If you pick up a weapon you accept the consequences of equivalent force up to and including loss of your life.",so if you threaten property you should die +this is THE best video I have seen ... why wouldn't you post it to thunder show. I laughed out loud at the office you fucker!!!,"i did it :D, and sorry for your co-workers :P" +Don't you have an Indian bus driver to light on fire?,"try and avoid that, hate the smell of burnt curry" +Danielle will be the most intolerable houseguest of all time on Twitter after this season.,"Great thing about twitter, you don't have to follow her if you find her intolerable :)." +I don't hit women,:[ +Trump just exceeded 40% in Nate Fuckhead's CNN 538 Model. IT'S FUCKING WINNING TIME,# NATE HYDROGEN +Yeah that'd be fine assuming there is a half-time side change.,"No, it's dumb, that's the whole point." +"TLDR: Only Kadri, Gards, and Leivo are still relevant","I would argue that Scrivens, Colbourne, Holzer, and Percy are still relevant in hockey, just not to the Leafs." +Do you run a warning in place of a strike as well?,I think anyone would run Warning anyway +"Quite wrong, actually. Both Germany and Austria recorded fewer rapes in 2015 than in the refugeeless year before.",But what were the ethnicities of most of the rapists? +Kaunse channel pe?,all of them +That's what people said about wuxx and doublelift,Yeah and now look at liftlift :). +"Before the person triggered her, he was also harassing the chat as well.. (And she apologized many times in the same stream when she came back apparently)","Then you just ban them, you don't have a mental breakdown over someone suggesting eating food for donations might be against the tos." +Would Batman V Superman Be A Better Movie If Christopher Nolan Produced It? - Collider Mail Bag,He produced and specifically got Snyder to direct Man Of Steel while also having a hand in the story. +A gem,Democracy: Abolished Heinlein style military-fascism: Established Commies: Out +Mark Cuban talking to Trump Advisor,*awkward* +I am so done with this sub,Why? +I have beaten yarn and it felt incredible!,You must have played the elixer advantage. +Who knows what this is?,Looks like an Allen wrench. +"Barley half of eligible voters even voted in the election. Of that half more voted for Clinton than for Trump. Of those that voted for trump, a decent percentage of them weren't that thrilled about Trump in the first place. There would be some unhappy rednecks, but they would definitely be in the minority.",TIL tens of millions of incensed people with personal firearms is 'some unhappy rednecks'. +"Just traded Gurley and Jordy for AJ. I'm 6-2 and other dude is 4-4 and needs a win. Did I do good? I got Gordon, CMike, Dion, and Rawls and my RBs. JMatt, Diggs, Coates, Benjamin, and Britt as my WRs",Love it. +"as a Texan, once in a cold winter, I get a craving for Frito Pie","Sriracha, you hipster you." +Reality Check: The Alt Right are all White Supremacists,HAHAHA...reality check. +its fake. i dont know how you people cant understand this. check my reasoning above,No one cares. +He's great. He's 24 now and runs his own business. My sister on the other hand is a druggy with a baby.,Didn't see that coming! +I compared the recoil patterns of primary guns with the muzzle brake against other muzzle attachments. Again.,Does anyone know which guns have a different recoil pattern on console? +Mom's Spaghetti,"After you, Betobeto-san" +Does this count for front end Friday?,"Nah, wait for three-quarter Thursday." +Geez I read that as 'all the blacks constantly destroying Australia'.,well... certain people probably think that +I'm supporting a belief of self sustainability and not a woe is me you take me down attitude.,"They have computers that can diagnose a patient better than a doctor, so why can't we replace you with better software?" +The FAILING New York Times either has no idea how to write or they are purposely scaremongering by claiming the election was hacked. My guess is the latter.,"Shit, even snapchat has more interesting stories" +"Take it a step further, replace every neuron very slowly with artificial neurons that interact with the rest of your brain exactly like their natural counterpart.","And then, since ideally you'd want to have the memory of starting the process (however it would need to be done, like a hospital visit or something) erased for maximum perceived continuity of consciousness, you can't prove, under these circumstances, that that isn't already happening (if all that's being replaced is your brain)?" +China's 'Artificial Sun' achieves fusion breakthrough,China taking advantage of that 60% Eureka bonus I see. +Funeral music?? My 6 year old just told me hearing Radiohead reminds of someone dying. Yikes.,My friend already knows to play radiohead at my funeral. +"A federal judge has been suspended for telling new citizens they must accept the new President (as their President) or go to another country. That is common sense to me and something that should be made clear to new citizens no matter who the President may be at the time. One either commits to their new country or they don't (thus, not being allowed to be a citizen). Period.",So while Obama was president you accepted him and did not question any of his decisions? +Dildo or flag,Not sure why but when I 1st saw a post about a dildo throwing on the field I thought of Tom Brady. +"Im in great pain, please help.",Me too thanks +NO! NOOO!!!Google curbs fiber optic expansion and is cutting jobs,I wonder why it took so long for them to realize you don't need a lot of bandwidth to Google things. +"No no that would actually be a good thing bro, we're talking about 2016 here",It would be a bad thing for said girlfriend. +"The absolute STATE of your WWE Universe discussion, mate. I mean, like all of us, I lustily cheered for Mick Foley to break his body in half as many times as possible during the Attitude Era but, eww gross, I don't want to see the repercussions of it.",The fact that he is still alive is proof that he didn't take enough bumps for our enjoyment +Should be fine with the corsair coolers and the mobo I am using right?,Correct. +"Yo, I have recommendations for postcolonial theology, if you're open to it.",Mind sharing any links? +The officer is not having a good day.,His day seemed fine until he started interacting with that arrogant twat. +Half-Life 2.7 confirmed.,*Half Life e* confirmed +"Rhodos sollte endlich seinem wahren Besitzer, dem Johanniter-Orden, zugesprochen werden.",Der EU4 Zocker hat gesprochen. +Hinsichtlich der Burka sollten wir uns ein Beispiel am sog. IS nehmen,Angst vor ihrer eigenen Ausbildung...zu gut. +So that's why guys like blowjobs so much,"No, it's more of the suction aspect of it." +"Oh man, I know it's early; I'd love to see a post-season matchup between the Clippers and the Lakers",Long overdue +As in drag him? That means to verbally give someone the business,"Thanks, I can't keep up with all these new terms haha" +When do you think the last time the Queen of England had sex was?,The last tea time. +This is a seal!,At least they used the meme right +HIFW I learn my old drinking buddy is coming back to town after a year away!,All my old drinking buddies had some serious deep rooted issues that they realized were there so my old drinking buddies are no longer there. +What is the name of this woman?,Helen Keller +I have noticed that some walls I crouch behind don't actually provide cover for the very top of my head which normally leads to my death despite it 'Looking' like I am behind cover. Will that be the case for this deployable cover or will I be 100% safe from one direction of fire while crouched behind it? (Is the top of my head still going to be visible?),"look down on the ground, not the perfect solution, but it actually prevents that little part of your head being sniped" +How's he a jackass for having dirty shoes?,You peasants wouldn't get it. +"Jordan Williams didn't defame Colin Craig but exposed him, argues lawyer",Colin Craig is the only person defaming Colin Craig. +"As someone who wants to study IR Tell me, what jobs can you do in the future?","Government agencies, international agencies, NGOs." +HUGH MINGUS WOT ?,THIS CAT JUST SEXUALLY HARASSED ME! +Video gamers who cheat while playing online face 5 years in prison in South Korea,"5 years is too much, maybe they should just get their acc deleted and ip ban or something" +Everybody should have nukes. I mean personal nukes too. They prevent government tyranny.,Just the modern day right to bear arms. +Tom Cruise is Austin Power,I wish they actually made the movie with Tom Cruise (and related cast) after the original with Michael Mayer. +Ding Dong Ping Pong,There nothing as masculine as a bunch of naked guys playing games with each others members +You ate a booty banana and she's the crazy one??,booty banana will be my new user name. +F/23/5'10 (6 months) Feelin' myself!!,Good job. +"Well hopefully he reads my reply. On a side note, being here illegally does not mean being here and Mexican. Anyone of any nationality besides American can be here illegally. Don't be racist, fam.","yea your right could be other races besides mexican i just drew that conclusion because he was mentioning being worried about trump winning presidency who mentioned building a wall to keep out mexicans from coming in illegally trump probably has mentioned keeping out other races too ive just not seen that speech because i dont watch his speeches, dont know how drawing that conclusion is racist but ok" +Also Blackheart changes if you have Xul or Leo for the double-soak top and 4-bot strat. But that's reasonably niche.,"Or KT or Jaina, and Xul can double soak Infernal Shrines as well during the shrines" +This Was Written By A OSU Diversity Faculty Member,SJW and libtard cucks sure love the taste of islamic dick. +"Lmao. This video was nothing special tbh. Some really good passes, but tons of average passes that most players can perform.","Most players aren't the 3rd highest assister in the Premier League, so." +"Ban all liberals, SJWs, and feminists along with thier subs",Fuck freedom of speech amirite? +"I got a DUI once many years ago and I quit drinking and never made any stupid mistake like that again. I was disgusted with myself. A DUI is bad, but as long as it's a one-time thing and you change your ways after, I don't think it says as much about one's character as Trump bragging about sexual assault. The media has failed to properly condemn Trump for his racism and misogyny. That's ingrained in his character and something he can't change.",I think a big part of it was that idea of how drunk would you have to be to get a DUI in 1976 as a senator's son? +Max Rebo played his space keyboard in Episode VI. Rey will meet that keyboard.,Max Re(y)bo +"Haha wow. You think what you said actually debunked ANY of my points? You're the fuckin problem. Email scandal is something you see as bad, but not that bad. BRO. Go look up the fucking WikiLeaks and decide for yourself instead of just regurgitating your parents beliefs. What they say in those Pagoda leaks about the average American is disgusting. They see us as manipulated pawns. I'm not joking, go look it up. Or just stay ignorant. Neither me nor you truly know how powerful the clintons are, but at least I know it's worse than trump.",its too late for you buddy go find the loch ness monster +"Fox News says its report of a possible Clinton indictment is wrong, but Trump keeps citing it",I'm sure he's going to be 100% honest once he gets into office though. +"Revised season goals now that we're fucking good Key points here: 1. Steve McClaren is a fucking God, I worship the ground he walks upon and the shits he takes 2. Holy fuck our players can be good if they're motivated/in a system that suits their play styles-Ince, Johnson, Bent, Pearce...these guys were out of form and favor and are now simply the backbones of the team 3. Chris Powell is my fucking man 4. Did we not give Pearson enough time or was he simply that shit? 5. Do we even need to buy anyone in January or are we fine with the current team we have? Do we need to bring Chris back? So now that we're in 9th and playing like Mel is holding each of the player's wives personally hostage, what's the goal for the season? Playoffs? Autos? CL quarterfinals?",1) Finish at least in play offs 2) Give Lowe and Hughes new contracts ASAP 3) Embarass Forest 4) Keep up the shit posting +"Similar to if you like the tag of the blanket to be at the end of the bed, you have OCD. Or if you're kind of moody sometimes, you're bipolar.",Kind of moody sometimes is the gentlest way to describe bipolar lows. +who is more essential costa or hazard ?,both +Lara Croft from Tomb Raider by Enji Night (Selfie),"Thanks, I've always wondered what was the title of the game which starred Lara Croft" +Paid leave because they were doing their job.,Just like convicted attempted murderer cop James Forcillo +I'm not getting it :( Where is the fifth one appearing? At the end?,"Not anywhere in particular, people are just reading the part that says that's five ones and its messing with their head so they are misreading 1111 as 11111 because they are thinking there must be five 1's" +Almost like music was never meant to be a profession but rather a means of expression and relief from oppression.,Read this in rap +I need 50 pts between him and OBJ. Ill perform whatever dark ritual I need to do for this to happen,If this happens I will go ahead and assume your soul is lost +"When reading Chords do I play dominant or major when Bb7 So I'm in jazz band and I'm the guitarist in a big band, I'm fairly experienced with guitar and music theory but when playing a came across a dilemma. When reading chords like Bb7 I play a dominant 7 but when talking to the keyboard player he stayed when it's not min it's Major so what do I play. Please Write each Bbmin7 Bb7 Bbmaj7 thanks","Always dominant, unless it is specifically denoted as maj7/M7." +I have it and it allowed me to beat the Private Room by shutting two doors for the entire last two hours of the night lol,Haha +Never say Yo to your professor,I'm guessing Chris is whiter than the driven snow +"Gary Johnson didn't even know what Aleppo is, so... yeah.",well if that is the depth of your knowledge then you are not informed. +"TBF that last point is wrong, youtube has a video counter, we can probably get a pretty good estimate of the number of people who have seen the video even when accounting for those who seen it on TV, when their partner streamed the video, etc.",Wrong. +Updated :),Brand too. +Rules 1 and 2 faggot.,"doesnt apply here, at least 50% of people here are from /pol/ and that rule applies /b/, not /pol/, newfag" +The map probably isn't rendered in you fucktards,Are those downvotes rendered in yet you fuck? +"Interesting dr Monty quotes Playing yesterday past round 50 or so I kept picking up the wisp every chance I got. I got such quotes as the following Edward Richthofen does not like spicy foods. Richthofen has a problem with peanuts. He also told some stories about his childhood. And maybe said a few more things food related. Seems like a troll tbh. Interesting stuff, dunno if it helps but thought it was interesting.",Its a visual glitch bruh +Awesome! But isnt it kinda hard when its only one player and a GM? im having trouble making fights when i GM for my 2 brothers.,"I was only reading and doing character creation, we have games on Saturdays haha" +You don't have to decide to be anti theist (or anti anything) to be one.,Except you do. +What is this bandh for?,might be a continuation for the Cauvery issue. +An Aging World : percentage of the population aged over 65 in 2015 and 2050,The future is basically Africa. +"If you don't mind traveling a little outside of Waterloo, try Belgian Nursery in Breslau. They probably have the widest selection of indoor plants in the area. An entire greenhouse of cacti and succulents, and tropicals in various sizes.",++++ +"I'm going back down an old, well-worn path, and I'm way more excited than I should be. This is kind of two-fold, one for the actual game, the other for who I'm playing with. A quick TL:DR preface, I used to play D&D in uni with friends. Unfortunately this group turned out to be mostly toxic self absorbed asshats who, for many various reasons I no longer talk to. Only a few (who were legitimately cool) remain on my friend's list on facebook. It's also been a good few years since I played 3.5e, this group being the last people who I ventured with in that edition. So I got back in contact with one of the group's old DM's yesterday over something posted on facebook, and to my surprise he today invited me to the game, as someone has very recently just dropped out and they have a space open. Part of me is nervous because of how everything ended with my old group of friends (the DM was not involved with that thankfully) and no one in the party was part of that group. But, understandably it still makes me a little anxious that I'm now part of a thing which these people are (no doubt) involved in as D&D was such a huge thing for us all (I've been added to the facebook group they use). Also, one of the people playing in the group was someone I used to play with before shit hit the fan and everything combusted (whch I'm still incredibly grateful for, in a weird way). But on the other hand...I loved playing with (some of) the old members in the group. And it feels awesome to reconnect with my old DM through D&D as well. He was a genuinely great dude, and honestly I've felt like an ass for not having kept in contact. And as for the others in the group, well...the ones playing at the very least didn't do me any harm, it just became easier to cut people out of my life because of what happened. Basically, I'm super excited to be playing with some old friends, some new ones, and I'm hoping anxiety over past issues won't surface. Not to mention the DM is amazing at what he does story-wise, so I'm excited to be going back for that alone! Even after everything that went down, I'm honestly hoping that the past will stay in the past and that I can continue on and just have some fun playing D&D like I used to with the group!",Who knows how it'll turn out but the adventure is always worth it. +"He's Italian, he must be in the mafia.","Exactly, {{{Rudy Giuliani}}} is mafioso, we did it reddit." +True. Though fake news distributors admitted conservatives were easier targets. We let ourselves open to this attack by starting to completely distrust other Americans. Hopefully we can pull back from the brink.,Solution don't let conservatives vote! +I'm pretty sure the average Texan can't identify any of the objects in that map.,"Yes, these jokes are always just hilarious and never get old." +Cosa voterete domenica? Io sono per il... ...PANETTONE VAFFANCULO,NO! +Just another day in Austin indeed.,My country is liberty loving free nation where my elected officials represents the majority of the publics will in policies and affairs that strength my community and help build a better future for the next generation. +He was donating his time.,"Yeah, I am sure having a greedy asshole show up at an event will help these kids." +"Ivory can be more than just elephant, most common is warthog. There is also hippo, woolly mammoth which I mean is elephant just not illegal and walrus and a few more.","Ivory products from before the ban are also legal, provided you have some sort of proof that they're that old." +"He could easily shave/tweeze that unibrow. You don't think he *likes* it, do you?","Yeah, but this is clearly a man who has long ago given up tryinf" +"Better cross-squad communication techniques, and more variety with the commorose system.",In vehicle dynamic voip channel. +I can't wait to see how nobody will do anything,You will utterly literally never see nobody do anything. +I swear to God he better not die in there. WE NEED YOU. I NEED YOU!!!,He's in a mental hospital he didn't get hit by a bus. +"No, live action is the cancer of animated series. And peoples don't like it, example in an Episode of Gravity Falls when Wendy and Dipper get transformed into their VA, it was ... just weird.","They transform for literally 1 second,how is it weird." +Btw so you know if it would be wierd i was to ride with my friend (guy) on the back and he was hugging me and is there another way for him to hold on,It's only weird if the horny bits touch. +"Ah, thanks, new baby and sleep deprivation makes life hard lol",Have you prayed about putting it up for adoption? +F,I +Butthurt level: infinite,Because propaganda is ok. +"Project Veritas, Rigging the Election - Video IV: $20k Wire Transfer From Belize Returned",It's a good thing we have the FBI to look into things like this. +Random question but what calculation can I do to figure out how long a download is going to take?,((49.49 * 1024) / (77 / 8)) / 60 = duration in minutes. +He's obviously frustrated with the signals from Brussels regarding the migrants and the Italian economic situation.,He's obviously worried by the illegal immigrants situation +So you can buy the lowe today @20% off OR tomorrow for 5 % off???? Seriously?,Dont buy at all. +"As a Challenger, this feels really good",Nice shot! +what is that? I've got no good guesses.,Semi popular and extremely efficient weed vape with a cult following on Reddit. +Sunglasses specifically designed to not slide down your nose?,There are sunglasses with rubber on the nose pads and legs. +"I just have to ask real quick, I'm new to r/Yogscast, I assume you are actually Sips? Didn't know if this was some creepy fandom Senpai shit or just to be able to tell who is who.","Ahem... Yes I am sips, big women, dirty money and um... all that" +"TIL the guitar Slash plays on November Rain is a 59 Les Paul that Aerosmiths Joe Perry used in the 1970s before selling it. Perry wanted it back but lost track of it until a friend saw it in a magezine article about Slash. Slash didn't want to sell, but gave it to Perry for his 50th birthday.",ITT: Cork Sniffers vs Musicians +"Please don't use cancer as an insult, it's disrespectfull to cancer patients.","Cancer sucks, and this guy thinks yasuos kit sucks, so he made the comparison" +Weil ... ?,Ein Justizminister der rechts(extreme) Sachen liked nicht so geeignet ist. +"Recording drums in a crappy designed studio? Long story short, my commercial studio has possibly the worst acoustic setup i've ever encountered. This wasn't a problem when we were doing all hip-hop, but now i've got to record drums and I'm just so lost. The room is shaped like a shoebox, about 25x20 with 12 foot cellings. It's got two parallel gigantic windows on the walls to the left and right of the door, wood floors and flat walls. I've got 3 rugs on the floor right now, and a couple panels along the back wall, but otherwise it's untreated. I tried recording a kit the other day, and as expected, the drums sounded like ass. What do you think the best treatment for a room like this would be? I'm sure there are people here who have made decent sounds from worse places :)",Close mic everything with crappy mics and use Slate to replace everything like everyone does. +That's what he said.,I want to know what she said... +I remember my mom drinking it.... does that count?,Sure! +"Buffalo Sabres on Twitter: IT'S OFFICIAL: Rasmus Ristolainen has been extended, 6-year deal. #RR55",*breathes* +You don't know what you are taking about.,Fox news and info wars are notoriously right leaning news sites. +"Right, I'm just pointing out your stupid logic.",So do you think liberals should accept his apology and move on or not? +Someone that hates someone that has no idea who they are way too hard to the point that its pathetic,"Yeah it seems like he's watched a couple of 30s clips on reddit from Rush and thinks he knows exactly what he is like, not to mention on-stream persona != real Yoonjae Lee." +In which sense?,"Silly range with an easy way to force them back to neutral, iirc ken had a really good dp" +Allow viewing new weapons/attachments without it saving over the previous class For instance on my m16 class if I unlock an ak47 rds and go to remove the notification I have to re-equip the m16,It only takes 10 seconds tops. +Or get the engineering team they worked on the Surface Studio hinge to work on the Surface Book's hinge next.,That seems unfeasible for a laptop +It's amazing how much Russian dick the GOP will suck for that red SCOTUS,Well said that +"AKA: we rigged a shit ton of this election, and still lost. Let's not do a recount mmkay?",He didn't meet with Bob Creamer 40 something times for nothing +LF5M Wotm HM w/ challenge Leave info below 390+,Siptyx 400 warlock +why not piss everyone off with a cat-girl tracer skin with butt pose emote :D,"Or give every hero cat person skins to prevent uproar, but really we win because catgirl skins." +Cross post from r/wtf. When using public transportation don't take the seat next to the coyote.,No I know why I unsubscribed from r/wtf +Criticism: BF1 individual uncontested capture times are too slow. I am playing the objective and getting punished with boredom and an opportunity to get out flanked.,"No, you're punished because you're not working with your team" +Skill Link and Parental Bond. 10 hits guaranteed,Parental Bond can't affect multi hit moves. +"Special overclocking Version of ZEN 8core rumored (95W TDP, higher frequenzies, no stock cooler)",Oh so you mean zen will have a black edition like AMD did for 10 years? +"From the Man Himself, Marcus Mariota",I'm finding comfort in watching the Winterhawks game so I can pretend its not football season. +Hillary just needs some vitamin (C).,Too bad she is over-dosing on vitamin (D)eath +"I couldn't see anything in that clip, everything's too damn dark.",you've added so much to the conversation. +Are you saying Pirate wrong?,No obviously +"I'm a photographer, and I honestly don't really use the sd slot. I have a card reader (like most photographers I know), so my real issue would is that I would have to carry an additional dongle for my card reader.",A dongle for a dongle +"Guys amazing dance video was free booted on Facebook. Free booted version has 4.3 million views, original only has 140k",How has Facebook not been sued for doing so little to stop freebooting? +Sick 1 tap from StormenTV,Look at the insanely accurate bullet travel time on that shot! +This dude knows what's up. Crane make this guy a GM please.,I would promise to #FIRE HUDGENS After signing Encarnarcion I would retire +You wake up tomorrow to find you have transformed into a pig. What do you do?,Stay as far away from David Cameron as possible. +"David Kim resigns, TB made lead Game Designer Balance Notes: - Battlecruiser armour increased to 50",* Battlecruiser are named Cattlebruiser now +It literally scooped her fucking boobs,It's an accurate representation of **THAT** side of Balloras fans. +"He will probably be voting,lol.",With Scott's help Deez Nuts will beat both of them +Imagine Trump winning the election because of SEPTA..,"Well, there is always the rampant voter fraud from ACORN and whatever to make up the difference." +So edgy,I am *that* fucking pissed off. +Assange Accurately Critiques t_d Circlejerking. Response? He Must Be Dead!,Why does Hillary have such a huge ass in the picture? +"Destabilizing effects are probably just gravy. I'm not an expert, but from what I gather, Russia would like to be able to continue its habit of invading other countries and working with Assad to get control of Syrian oil without having to face any threat of censure. At this point, the US is pretty much the only possible source of any serious trouble for Russia. (Or, even if they aren't the only possible source of trouble, the US is still a very big dog.) Trump pretends to be a non-interventionist (except, you know, concerning muslim terrorists and American citizens who dare to protest him, etc.) Anyway, he's explicitly said he's on Russia's side when it comes Syria, he praises Putin, members of his cabinet have close ties to Putin, etc. So, that's why.","Russia has more oil than the middle east, frankly they don't care about oil stop spreading lies." +French Schoolchildren Drilled on Hiding From Terrorist Attackers,Are they also taught to face Mecca while hiding? +Pre Game Thread: Nebraska vs. Wyoming (9/10/2016) 11:00 AM CST,"I want to see us blow them out, expand our playbook a little bit by letting Tommy connect on a lot of short passes to get his confidence up, and for everyone to be gelling and ready for Oregon" +UF solos are up 8 solos 5600 coins 4 frozen items and an OOP player pack,Description of what they are and give? +This pretzel got it wrong.,You should've seen the other guy. +Can somebody make this into a 1920x1080 wallpaper?,Where is she from? +Flank Bastion is best Bastion,Some motherfuckers always tryin to ice skate uphill +Sombra undressed,Congrats you delivered Sombra before Blizzard did +"Why waste ammo on the drone., The bases those pilots operate from are inside the US. Just go after the drone pilots and their families and all of a sudden you'll see some really clear skies over the USA. People will likely downvote me for this comment because they think it is endorsing violence against our govt and military but it is simply a realistic option for using an AR15 in an effective manner to fight against a modern military threat. And it applies to every member of the federal govt and military. They ALL live here. Their homes are here. Their families and friends are here. And that means they are surrounded, outnumbered and outgunned at every minute of every day. I don't need a rifle that kills tanks or jets or drones. I simply need a rifle that kills tank drivers before they get in tanks. Can kill pilots before they get in jets or pilot drones and can kill officers and politicians before they give illegal orders to attack American citizens. Take a look at Vietnam and Iraq and Afghanistan and see how well people with simple small arms and improvised weaponry can take on the US military and then realize the things Americans have access to are vastly superior things.",I don't want to kill anyone. +I hate people who thinks personal attacks replaces arguments,That's because you're an idiot. +"Yeah that Ovechkin guy is still around, you may have heard of him.","Stamkos too, when he's healthy." +This is the best news I've heard this whole freaking election season.,Its the ray of sunshine in a nuclear winter +whistle kick ruck whistle,Welcome to the Northern Hemisphere +Proof that hitreg is flawed.,So that's how I got killed that one time I was sneaking up on a guy. +Varmasti helppoa osua hornetista pudotetulla bensakanisterilla kohteeseen :D,No varmasti tolla asenteella. +Need help identifying Mobo.,Defo a mobo Can confirm +Good job anti-vaxxers! You did it!,Atleast they don't have autism +Found on an I just got out of jail! status,"That beard style looks shitty on wahhabists, and it looks shitty on you, too, dude" +This was discovered when the update came out dude...,"They said they patched it, not completly it seems, other windows are forbidden." +"When I'm eating well I can't have Taco Bell. It isn't the spice, it's the explosion of calories, fat, carbs, and sodium all at once that just assaults my stomach.","That actually makes sense, now I'm a lot less baffled by it." +"My current ex is currently a like this with me- but I live with her (and two other roommates). How do I tell her to fuck off without making it too awkward? It's not dirty, it's just she'll come into my room, sit on my lap, do inside jokes (from our relationship), etc, and it's wearing me thin.",here's where you went wrong: but I live with her +2 Die After a Car Crash Leads to a Battery Explosion in a Tesla,Good thing gas tanks never explode! +"Paul Pierce and Vince Carter probably should consider joining that class too. And Ray Allen, not sure when his eligibility would be since he hasn't been playing but he's not officially retired I think.","Ray Allen hasn't played since 2014, so he should be eligible in 3 more years." +"Agree. A religion is, by definition, a belief in a Higher Power that is your highest authority in life and is the absolute standard for morality. So, for Christians, that means that our Creator is our highest authority (not the government). And it means that whenever a government becomes tyrannical, Christians have the moral right to rise up and overthrow that government- like the Founding Fathers said, and DID. Religion also gives people the courage to resist tyranny. What the communists (Satanic NWO elites) want to do is force the masses to abandon their belief in God, and SUBSTITUTE the government as the new god (highest authority) in our lives. Then, we can never resist tyranny and are totally enslaved to the ruling elites.",Much more intelligent way to say what I was attempting to. +Smashing a cocktail out of an ice ball,I feel like Negan would love this. +Great song!,"Meow, meow, meow, meow meow meow!" +Where did you get this? I need this in my life :D,EBay +No one wanted an soon to be unsigned player headed for arbitration? Because that's the only thing that was proved.,"He was an RFA, so it proved that nobody else wanted his rights for free." +Daniel Craig's James Bond,SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT +Are you kidding?,He's looked at my submitted posts with pictures and now is even more of an expert on my parentage than I am. +Seems like it. I just tried to sign on and it's not logging into the smite servers.,"Is it xbox, console, or all?" +A place called home (last 2016 update),"OP, you seem to have forgot to post the adres where i can pick this up." +Size doesn't matter! My mITX high-end gaming PC inside a ultra-small form factor LZ7 case (7L internal volume),"Shame size does not matter, it's impressively small." +"Custom Gaming PC, Minus HDD (i5-4690K, XFX Radeon R9 390X 8GB, Kingston HyperX Fury Blue 32GB (4 x 8GB) DDR3-1600, Lian-Li PC-K7B Mid-Tower, Cooler Master Hyper 212 EVO, MSI Z87-G41, Ultra 650W 80+ Bronze Certified Semi-Modular PSU) $700 Local Cash or $750 PayPal Shipped","If you decide to part out, I'll take the video card" +Does anybody know where I can search for an apartment with a vacant room? I'll be a freshman on spring 2017,I'm subleasing a room +What if the internet broke? (just go with it) what if there was a world wide purge for weeks and the internet was literally broke. Do you think people would be able to cope not knowing who has backstage heat. What current plans are for titles and pushes etc. I think it would be pretty interesting as kayfabe would live on again as noone would any inside info.,I think not having wrestling news updates would be the least of our concerns if the Internet broke. +Can we have a wall as well?,Necro will make D3 great again +It means we don't have a violin.,"After all these years, the answer has been right in front of us." +Funny thing is a lot of the women in the background look like lesbians.,"Nice stereotyping, bro" +What kind of screwdriver do they take? I'm at work right now and can't think of the type of screw off the top of my head.,Tri-wing +Everyone fears something. Steve Erwin could man handle crocs but was afraid of parrots.,If only he had been afraid of stingrays instead :( +There should be premium skins. There should not be ten-dollar premium skins.,We Hearthstone now +"I think I just caught cancer. TBH, that's actually pretty funny though. Cringe, but funny",That's the point. +Enjoy your meal. - You too!,"All the redditors should start doing this in real life, on purpose to make it a thing." +NO REPRESENTATION,"Damn, how could i forget to post this here" +"Rainier Rush, a traveling coaster with an inclined loop",I've always wondered what the difference between and inclined loop and a tilted helix is. +African migration expected to rise due to accelerated climate change,Time to lock down the borders. +"Reddit Management Woes Continue, Parent Company Silent",The parent company won't do a damn thing until it starts hurting their pocketbook. +"Yeah, I still hold out hope that he won't be unilaterally terrible, although the few actual decisions he's made so far - his cabinet picks - have not bolstered that hope much. Still, the man has hardly done anything yet, he's not even President, and I find both the non-stop hand-wringing by the liberal media and the baseless bluster of the right to be sickening. All the news in the US is Trump, Trump, Trump, 24/7. I'm just ready for it to stop, regardless of who is president.",His cabinet is a full of crazy assholes +"This is the big problem - it's like any other purge. People denounce their enemies, and the hysteria means no evidence is necessary. So it basically is just a pretext for murdering people you don't like.",Like rival drug dealers +Making a screw flush with the surface,"I like that it's flushed, but it bothers me even more that I can see it." +Lego palm tree makes a great x-wing stand,"be careful with those, they tend to crack with a bit too much stress" +Sword recommendation Hi any recommendations for a lighter weight and length sword? I am 5' tall 105 pounds and use a Chinese Jian for Thai chi sword form. I tried a longsword at a hema event and it was too long and heavy for me. Any advice ? Btw am I too small to consider this sport ? Looks so cool ! Thanks- Sara,small sword is about as short and light as it gets +The things you find in group finder.,Want to make sure they don't get a Kardashian I guess. +"I don't think he was a big fan per se, but he was definitely against the trade. It's been awhile and my memorys a little hazy but he certainly predicted weise would be out of the league in a year",Yep he did and he said Diaz would be top 4 +"Is Populism Poised to Dominate Europe's Future? (2016) - With the political establishment left shaken by Brexit and the surprise election of Donald Trump in America, RTS investigates the rise of right-wing populism in the West, asking why it has taken root and where it might triumph next.",I take it from the bickering that the documentary is good? +"you know i realized that even though i dislike stalin, the double standard liberals hold between him and churchill is laughable.","Nonono Stalin killed people, Churchill just let them starve to death (barring the people he killed)" +Why are the self-proclaimed defenders of the white race always its greatest embarrassments?,Where the fuck is your chin? +Don't you guys hate when the media is not friendly to your candidate? Now imagine what Trump goes through on MOST interviews. And still he doesn't hide. Poor Hillary can't handle tough questions!,Poor Trump can't even handle Megyn Kelly. +Anyone know of a browser plugin to clientsidedly change chat emotes to custom ones? (e.g. your own pngs/jpgs),You could probably do it using a custom userscript +"What if it ends with R2 and C-3PO getting on the ship Vader captures at the beginning of IV. The final shot is them walking through a door. 3PO saying I have a bad feeling about this, to R2 and then the door closes.","ugh, that would be so dumb and not in line with what we know about the tone of this movie (i'm not objecting to seeing the Tantive IV at the end or even having a cameo of the droids, but i think if the droids are there, it should be an easter egg in the background while the rebels deliver the plans)" +"Oh man, he's close to being able to retire! I think SO's pension time only started when he started driving fulltime, so he has 23 years to go. The pay is amazing, but it's sooo hard on the body. They make them earn every single penny!","Current driver here ( off for knee surgery, and I don't miss the nightmare) and PT counts toward retirement but it's 2 years PT for 1 year of service." +Help passing drug test,Is it an observed test? +"Being from Canada and knowing people who have moved to Canada... it's not that easy. Even just going through marriage it takes years, and 1.5-2 years you are stuck in Canada and cannot work or have any benefits. It is massively easier and faster to marry visa into USA. Easiest way to get in is by employment (something we need or very skilled) or become a student. We want peeps who will pay all our high taxes for social programs.","Man, sounds like you guys are huge racists." +Did Kelvin piss somebody off? How is it your #1 option gets zero targets with your team trailing?,Because the Vikings D has been shutting the Panthers down +FTS Friday and my very first post! 10 gallon planted and tannin stained water,weird lookin jar :D +I'm fucking DONE with google's propaganda. BOYCOTT GOOGLE CHROME,[WaterFox](http://www.waterfoxproject.org)(Firefox-based) or [Vivaldi](http://www.vivaldi.com)(Chromium) FTW +That's just... wrong... Do you even know how darius works,he plays garen; darius mechanics might be a little over his head +Pudding has thicker skin than Donald Trump.,There are amoebas with more vertebrae than Donald +Texas A&M Aggies - 3:30 PM (ET) on CBS Roll Tide!,Hurts was obviously going to the fade there +this was literally posted just earlier,wher +I want a Making a Murderer style TV series about TNA's entire history in a few years.,"We'll be getting a Rise and Fall of TNA sooner or later, I have a feeling." +Mozilla and Google remove WOT (Web of Trust) extension from browser's addon stores,U fockin WOT m8? +Yo dad is it lit?,"wake up, slam a gatorade, and listen" +"One food, and one drink of your choosing suddenly become super healthy. What food and drink do you choose?",Beer and sugar +"*Never would have guessed.* Said he, his voice dripping with sarcasm.","i dont know why i wrote that, but i know what you meant now awsnered he, calmly." +Clearly you didn't check out dat ass.,Len and the derp did +He is a troll first and foremost; almost nothing that he says is said with a straight face.,I'd prefer if he was a prick instead of forcing that trolly xxlordswag 420xx personality +"The road along the North Shore from Duluth, through Grand Marais and up to the Ontario border and Thunder Bay, is without a doubt among the top five most beautiful drives I have ever been on, anywhere.",People should definitely take old 61. +It makes sense. Why else would I be talking about reaching Sanders supporters to beat Trump? Clearly it's because I support him.,Because you like to fuck rats. +Multipurpose bars with center knurl What are some dual marked multipurpose bars with a center knurl? I like a center knurl for squats but I'm told that doing cleans with a typical power bar is an unpleasant experience. It seems the vast majority do not have one. I know about the B&R and the Chan bars from Rogue. Any other good bars in this category?,"I don't have an answer for you, but also wanted to mention that center knurling can also be bad for front squats." +"Russia is absolutely arming rebels as well. Stop propping up Assad, you remove the largest reason for the refugee crisis.","But you don't understand, Russia is simply helping Assad get rid of those Crypto-Jew terrorist babies!" +Should Trump Negotiate on Behalf of the United States? The main talking point of the MSM seems to be that Trump did not push for Mexico to give a commitment to paying for the wall during his trip. Do Trump Supporters think Trump should negotiate specifics like that on behalf of the United States before being elected President?,Establish a relationship first before talking business. +"Why bind ourselves to 'no first use policy', says Parrikar on India's nuke doctrine",If this isn't the Trump effect idk what the fuck is +"Just get additional wolves, stack them on other wolves. GG, win every game. ...That's how you Space Wolves, right? Guys?",Wolf ur wolves mate. +ugh.. another sjw.,Do you know what that even means? +You better come back so I can ~~kick your ass~~ spar with you when the dlc drops.,Definitely! +that's ingeniously lazy,Gotta give the kid credit for making it work I guess. +CNN Reporter trapped in deadly ISIS attack.,I really wish every nation that could help could drop their egos and partisanship and just really put an end to Isis and somehow establish and maintain relative peace on that area. +I think this wormhole is a sign that the lord is praising me,It's the coming of the Anti-chanka! +Reggie(while still sounding quite lame) probably would have been his dub name had Shark not been named Reginald in the Zexal dub.,"My name is Reggie, I'm about kicking ass, I'm about making keikakus, and we're about playing card games" +Peru meltdown,kashmir baby kashmir +"I don't see SHR being any different. They (supposedly) hadn't when they were under the GM umbrella. And what would their motivation be to do so? If you invest in the people and the time to find performance and make yourself better - why donate it away? There's a lot more to it of course, but not for public consumption :)","I would think that would be a part of the manufacturer switch - wishful thinking, I guess" +"Heh, I've also been working on my Monny skills in solo terrorist hunts. And I've done this numerous times... It always confuses me, like, did the shield bash their face in and he melees me through the shield?",He aimed for the tiny pixel that's your foot visible under the shield. +That'd be a terrible fight.,The opposite of Rios vs Alvarado +Louisiana. It could have been worse. It could have also been waaaay better.,"I sort of hate the design, but I was SO excited to get something that says Louisiana instead of New Orleans, since I'm not in New Orleans." +"The show is just boring, drawn-out torture porn at this point. Long stretches of nothing happening followed by gratuitous violence and gore for some cheap shock value. I'm bored and I've lost almost all emotional investment I had in the show. Then on top of that, I feel turned off by the hardcore fans who have been busy jerking each other off over Negan's introduction. I think the show might be played out at this point. It stopped being about zombies and survival a while back (*which is a shame*) and it's devolved into people being horrible to other people (*meh*). Well, fine, but now we've been there and we've done that... and then we went there again... and now again... Is that really all the show is going to be from here on out? They need to kill off Negan and find a new direction for things.","Based on the comics, the world of the show takes a pretty serious turn pretty soon." +"Can we have bigger ship names? Sometimes I want to name my ship something humorous, but the character limit makes it impossible.",I agree but if we had it it would lead to far more crashes because the character limit is set in a way so that the extra vitamins they take up on the server don't overload the partial hydrogenators +Apparently it's weird to put mayonnaise on your fries?,It is +FN Friday - USMC Style,In my day we had a carry handle and a standard length barrel and we liked it that way. +Why do black people love fried chicken? Because fried chicken is delicious.,Eating at KFC ruins it +22 person group order teslin,Unknowns NNY is amazing +TIL Only 2% of millennials have excellent credit.,"BUT IT'S THE GOVERNMENT'S FAULT, NOT MINE!" +It's a good thing they've done this 5 days before Christmas. The only time of the year every house will have at least one person who knows how to change DNS settings.,Santa? +COOTER!,Cooter scooter! +"happy holidays fam! what are your favorite christmas/holiday hip hop songs or albums? putting together a holiday playlist and looking for suggestions. and don't worry, i've already got *Christmas in tha Dogghouse* and *East Atlanta Santa*.",Hoe Cakes but it's probably because the first time I heard it was hanging Christmas lights +"Who says which is really his resident? Could I get a drivers license in New York and a voter ID in Atlanta and vote in person in one and early vote in another,?",It's illegal to be registered in two places. +"If you had to separate your dog from 49 other identical appearing dogs, that were all equally excited to see you, how would you discover which dog was yours?","Throw a ball, and then pick the one that walks to you, not fetch the ball, and then lay on his back" +Why would you beat your wife? That is like keying your own car.,It's more like keying your GF's car that you paid for I guess. +Features you miss,Being able to use Sweet Scent outside of battle to encounter wild Pokemon... +Super lame.,Can't take a joke? +But I had Mcdonalds it keeps on coming!,There's your problem. +I *had* 4k but I have a problem with buying Highlight intros and taunts for characters I drop a week later.,I completely understand... :/ +"Running at Ultra, unmodded, everything is blurry. The blurring increases while moving. Any fix? It's incredibly distracting. Objects up close are in incredible detail--anything not directly in my face is blurred. The depth of field slider does nothing to alleviate this. It's particularly bad with faces, on the wagon ride into Helgen all faces were completely blurred.",I think you can disable DOF in the launcher settings +PSA: Here's what you'll need to charge and listen.,Or just get bluetooth headphones... +Italian priest blames earthquakes on gay civil unions,The gay agenda strikes again! +I wish I was lucky enough to get slick gifts like these,Man me too I don't even have a keyboard lol +What would be the most unexpected way for year 2016 to end?,The election is too close to call until new year's Eve when the final recount is finished: Ladies and Gentlemen your next president Gary Johnson! +really i assumed they where that's why the basilisk had no effect and neither did the death curse (except to force it into rebirth),"I think you're right, the death curse would have killed him instead of forcing him to rebirth if he could be killed" +How many of those episodes were part of the Dressrosa arc? It was 105 chapters in the manga...,2 full seasons so far. +"Keep it Classy, Hong Kong","It's $250-260, for those who fear Google." +Forgive my ignorance but what does this thing do exactly?,"Gets Internet karma, duh." +"Eat shitbones, fuckdick",So sassy... +"What can I send to friend in basic at Ft Benning? I know there are no set rules for this, but I have seen other threads that say, I was at X, and Y never got confiscated. Also, my BF is a shit head and thinks it will be funny to send something that will get him in a bit of trouble - not a lot of trouble, just enough for them to laugh about when he gets out. I'm against this idea, but this is how they have always been, and I'm sure if the roles were reversed, our friend would do the same to him. I won't let him send anything if he's going to get in a lot of trouble. So, what's the worst you've seen of someone getting in trouble for something they received?",an 18 green rubber cock +I need a forward. Looking for help!,MS Lindros +"You see five people coming towards the base. Ping danger. Nothing. You decide to go in there and poke the best you can. Just stall a little while your team gets there. Ping defend. Wall Just went down. Ping defend again. Nothing. Ping again, oh wait you can't because of the rate limit. You die. You type in chat FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MID IS GETTING RAPED!!! DEFEND MID Ping defend repeatedly. By now you're convinced they just muted your pings. Ping non stop defend whenevr you can, even though you're dead. They're finally wailing on the core when they decide to rotate back. We get ganked, we lose (because now we're a talent tier behind). I type was that bruiser camp REALLY worth the loss? thinking why the hell you even need 4 people for a bruiser anyways. I get flamed. Some games are just a lost cause. Now matter how many magical 1v4 or 1v5 victories with boss steals you somehow pull out of your butt, your team is insistent on losing, and you will lose. We have all had a game like this. Where the team has either zero map awareness or they're idiots.",They couldn't hear you because you got muted earlier in the game for your toxicity maybe? +"I overheard VPs in my company today discussing how everything regarding Russia is liberal lies, then ended the discussion with one telling the other to YouTube liberal trump freakouts to enjoy watching people cry and be upset His supporters are fucking children that aged but never grew up",What a sick man/woman +John Boehner must be laughing his ass off right now!,Doubt he's laughing. +"Reddit, which movie do you find the most aesthetically pleasing?","Mad Max: Fury Road has an awful story, but god damn, the shots are gorgeous." +"It was, but it had never before been confirmed by someone with the appropriate security clearance...until now.",I think it's safe to say her security clearance is far from appropriate. +My three biggest fears. 1. Alligators 2. Crocodiles 3. Brain Aneurysms,"Because a brain aneurysm can happen at any time, Lana!" +*turkey neck.,r/norvturnersneck +"The Digital Deluxe version of the game, which gets you some cosmetic items, is $80.",That does not constitute the full game since just about every game ever has some kind of deluxe edition with cosmetics and shit +is this even possible?,Well in the game you are a pair of floating hands. +"Romantic at best, but I'm wary of being jumped out of nowhere in the woods.",Because it happens so often. +I don't touch SSB on the Wii because fuck the remote.,They make GameCube style controllers that plug into the wiimotes. +Did he become an elite RB / DM when I wasn't paying attention?,Will probably put in a transfer request when he has a bad game against Real Madrid. +Coke is an over hyped drug in general.,You've never tried good coke +To simply put it... You need balls to pass on the outside.,thanks for explaining nothing +Didn't Clinton win the popular vote?,Yes I hear that popular vote is really valuable +This professional baker is attempting to sell his treats in my local Facebook group.,P.O.O.P. +Soon they will awake from hibernation,I'm putting off buying the Gazelle until later specifically on the condition that the Viggen is likely to be available before Christmas. +"Hey, I'm Ted Cruz. Hit me up for some pointers.",Hey it's me ur ted cruz +Can my computer run Heart of the Swarm if it can run Wings of Liberty? I play WoL on the lowest settings and I get good fps. I'm curious as to whether or not I'd still be able to play HoTS. My laptops not the greatest. I don't want to buy something I can't run,"you should try to get lotv if you're buying a new expansion, I'm sure you know this, but hots will really not be that much more populated than wol which is wayyyyyy less populated than lotv" +"Platypi is also correct, but only if you have a group of three and a bit","You mean three whole ones and, like, an arm of another?" +^^(Richie),"I'll take Men who banged Janice whose names start with 'R' for $200, Alex." +Such Kevin Smith!,Looks more like Seth Rogan to me +"How does the top of the stairs by 406 sound, kids play hockey there in the intermission usually.",well in there now if you want to meet up. +"I know you're joking, but I don't think any of them actually said that",I mean there definitely were cowboy fans in the game thread saying it wasn't a catch if we're talking about the fumble and not the last play +What are some historical myths that you are tired of hearing?,Vikings didn't have horned helmets +"Should Goku have been tortured/punished more severely for his lifetime of selfish fighting behavior by FPSSJR Goku Black? Yes, Goku has lived an entire lifestyle consisting of selfish dedication to fighting and inability to adapt to human mannerisms, unlike his intelligent and reasonable Saiyan counterpart Vegeta. It is not enough to simply kill Goku. That has occurred multiple times in order to preserve his honor via sacrifice. Rather, he must be aggressively punished until regret is finally experienced via the same emotions as other characters had experienced. Then, his stupidity will finally begin to remedy itself. Also, this will give Black greater satisfaction knowing that a selfish mortal has developed remorse.",...what? +Is this how the world is now? No one understands jokes or satire?,Apparently so. +"My Sim moved into a house and found a plate of spaghetti that her grandfather had cooked two generations ago sitting on the table, still unspoiled. RIP immersion.",literally unplayable +You are miraculously selected to perform at Trump's inauguration. What do you perform?,Russian national anthem +"Come on, this is r/the_donald, voting for Trump is completely normal.","And then pepe said, amen." +LPT Request: How do I better stalk people without them knowing?,Follow farther away +Catalyst confirms that someone in Rogue One is force sensitive.,Darth Vader +"Never understood what is racist peoples problems. First of all, think of the food choices available to you in nyc compared to if you had to eat stereotypical american or european food.",Think of the cheese curd varieties! +buff fnati oswald,Send it to purity and the game will be released. +All hail Lolbit!,hey guys i like minireena let's talk about that +I'll flip this hard hat onto my head WCGW?,That is called The Law of Unintended Consequences. +Is your cheeseburger paintball really fall from Marianas pineapple pens don't you not?,"Y**e**s. See, it can be answ**e**red." +These magnets are stocked past the end,What is this magic +"nah.. that will never happen for 2 reasons: - 1st military are typically the most brainwashed or plugged in. They are the watch dogs and are fed foods from their kings. They will not bite the hand that feeds them no matter how corrupt they are. I am friends with many military officers and some of them are the most misinformed human beings with a college education I have ever met in my life. Not everyone in the military is like this but as a whole this is my observation - 2nd There is a reason why every presidential candidate sucks the military's dick constantly; even if just platitudes. Because as long as they are mind fucking the military and propping up their egos, they know they will not come after said politicians. - this thing is fucked we need the UN and the rest of the world to help us. Our establishment is run away corrupt.",As a veteran I can swear that you are not as right as you think you are. +Did Arab men deal with similar issue to Asians?,"They might be.... Until those light skin one found out that Asians worshiped them like white dudes, then they just stayed in Asia." +I'd say Persians/Arabs/Middle Easterners are even closer. And Indians have brown skin so I don't think Asians look white to them at all.,"This, you'd find out that they play the race supremacy card even harder because they are on the other end in certain countries" +Good point. I couldn't believe he'd get on a motorbike with these four huge stacks sticking half-way out of his pockets. Even the slightest accident and there would be cash everywhere.,accident (wink wink) +"TIL there's something called Tetris Syndrome, which happens when you play a game too long and you start to dream and hallucinate about it in your peripheral vision.",ANYONE WHO HAS EVER PLAYED GUITAR HERO ON ACID KNOWS THIS MAKES PERFECT GOD DAMN SENSE +I could never imagine any retired person wanting to work at subway,But it looks so relaxing +"Do you function better, or do you think you function better? I don't think I've met anyone who claims to function better while high who has actually done some testing to prove it. There seems to be a big question mark around impairment, perception of impairment and actual performance at the moment, and it really seems like testing is in order. A LOT of testing. Naturally this will require a fair number of people to get REALLY high on demand, but I'm pretty sure we can find some people willing to take that fall. For Science.",I'm usually better at driving after a few drinks +"It's a cashgrab with forgetable content, kinda expected this. 1GB download size speaks volumes. I'll just watch in on youtube and be done about it.",what the download was 6GB for me +I like your style. Would I steal candy? Yup.,"It's super expensive, so yes, I used to steal it." +"Do you already have the base gun? If not, I'd say to go with an ICS and get a second upper gearbox with a weaker spring instead",Kwa sr10. +"Oh no, a gunMAN! Scream in mock terror. Duck for agents to grab you to safety. Someone stop that deplorable racist!","It's gunperson, you sexist!" +that sounds right!,Thanks :) +You drop your uncirculated coins to see what they sound like?,Who said it was not circulated? +Battlefield 1: GTX 1060 vs RX 480 DX11/DX12 Gameplay Frame-Rate Test,Glad to see it's running optimally.. Take note devs! +"Gold (2016) Official Trailer | Matthew McConaughey, Bryce Dallas Howard, Edgar Ramirez",Now is this a sequel or prequel to Fool's Gold? +"Dishonored performance on 1080, i7 4770k. Why you shouldn't buy it. Plays awful.",Video is private. +"So i guess it means I don't need to worry about community would be to small, right?",Nope it's pretty large every on pc +The same people will happily turn up Eric Clapton - Cocaine when it comes on the classic rock station.,"Yea but that's actual music, not this rap crap" +"Wow, trump actually sounds like the model of a respectable president! #Trump2016",You forgot the +Man dresses up as cats favorite toy,How is that a fucking toy +I choose 5/7,11/10 with rice +Hey... 12 and three quarters...,is that his bicep measurement in cm or his age? +Land Lord attacks her male tenant Pretends he was assaulting her,This is why you should own a firearm... +You can get eyasluna as a drop in the classic crucible playlists,*I* can't. +3:35 xD,That seems like a headbang so hard that it would make you snort. +I am a girl and I like penetration (vaginal) but I don't like nor do I feel sexually aroused when my gyno crams his fingers up there and feels around. Same deal I guess.,You just need to see a better gyno. +"Yes, Seriously: Clinton Directed HER MAID To Print Out Classified Material. Her Maid Had NO SECURITY CLEARANCE WHATSOEVER.","Wow, so I can just turn on CNN this morning and hear about this crazy shit in full detail..." +He's actually right. I don't know why the down votes. I do this all the time.,Why would you infuse two items of the same light? +"Recommendations please. So while we're waiting for D:OS2 to be released, I don't even know when that will be, is there a game I could play which has the same feel as this one? The waiting is killing me, I completely understand how Cartman felt waiting for the Nintendo wii.",dungeon rats is a recently released crpg +Eric Cartman. Just an absolute evil sociopath who is rotten to the core.,That one episode when Wendy beat the shit out of him was so gratifying. +Aha!,So...what is the moment for those of us that are on mobile? +151 cunt.,Scyther then +"Vinny J getting ready. Come on VJ, make yourself a hero",90th min pen +There are Nine Tri-Class Cards in Mean Streets of Gadgetzan - Dev Interview w/ Dean Ayala,Yeah this is so fucking underwhelming I guess the internal testers found out that playing with other class card was too broken to make more of those +"I've always thought the most interesting part of Trump winery existing is that Donald himself does not drink, so presumably he has never tasted the wine with his name on it.",Which is why Trump vodka tanked +Body cams would be very useful for that,Aaaaaaand that's why thy were opposed +"Is this beta open? If so, how can I download it? Can't find it in the store.",You should find it just by searching on the store. +"Doggo opuns a speshul present from his hooman, is vvvvv happy","Santa always brings doggos great gifts, because they are such good boys ." +"Yeah I don't understand why people insist on calling forums social media. They're not tied to your real name, there's no picture of you. It's not social media. Reddit is not social media. I guess the question is *why* so many people want to call it that.","'Cause forums are for nerds, duh." +"From everything I've heard and read, it's amazing how anti-sexual nudists can get!",Fucking prudes. +We're gathered here today to mourn the loss of the establishment.,"Okay, now that that's over with **TIME TO PARTY**" +Whats the time he does it?,who does what? +Are the dead pixels a certainty if you buy a cheap Korean monitor - is there anything else that could make the panel an A/A- instead of an A+?,They're not a certainty but they're common enough to warrant a disclaimer. +Cheapest processor to pair with RX 480? I want to play games at 1080p 60fps ultra and am looking to capitalize on the RX 480 4gb for $180 on Newegg. Whats the cheapest processor that won't bottleneck the gpu and offers sufficient performance for those gaming needs?,i3-6100 will do fine if you're just gaming. +"Not quite true, no offence",These adds aren't made by Gaijin lol +Solaire know best!,"It's pretty obvious, but he's saying if it's painting, leave it to me!" +Best $1 spent,"I have it at home, was gonna see if I could play it but airborne is the only one missing dammit." +"Yeah, that's reality, Trump just ignores that shit be it statistics, economics, laws of physics, etc.",He'll have to stop ignoring math pretty soon. +"If Eli Manning was a bodily waste, he'd be PeeLi Manning.","If Eli manning was a dog, he'd be a yellow lab." +Run away from this sub before its too late,Where's the exit bro ? +"My ex would control the speed of my blow job by grabbing my hair and if my teeth ever made contact, he'd pull my head away and slap me in the face with his dick. I quickly learnt.","I tried that too with my ex who was really into bjs but while it was great foreplay and sustaining my boner, it wouldn't be nearly at the level that'd let me finish" +Islamic State calls for attacks on Election Day voters,It's good to see ISIS taking part in our democratic process +I'd trade sents for Storm Lances any day... our cav suck :/,I frankly don't think you know the names of Ret models. +Oh geeze you're right I'm just a lonely euphoric neckbeard. Is God not magical? I thought he rose Jesus from the dead?,I thought all life rose from the dead billions of years ago. +Cannot believe you just put me through that,How do you think pearls are made? +"Every Bob Marley, Albert Einstein and Abraham Lincoln quote on the Internet ever",And also - Marilyn Monroe. +Many people run their digital lives through iCloud; the big targets being keychain access and iCloud drive. Might even be possible to hijack a Mac - ransomware style - using Apple's device recovery tools; not certain though.,"go on, let the thoughts flow through you" +I didn't killed it '-' lol,Candy gnomes lives matter +"When Trump surges in the polls so you bring up birtherism, but is backfires","I'm so lost, can I have an explanation pls?" +Central Europe \^\^,"Awesome, the snow is coming our way!" +Really? Christmas and Easter I assume?,Easter is not a Holy Day of Obligation anywhere as it is already always on Sunday. +Crash Team Racing,This game is still the tits. +"Smach Z can run Gta 5, Fallout 4 and Skyrim at 30fps and 720p!",Can it run Crysis 3 ? +I saw Bistan's U-Wing crash,OH NOOOOOO SPACE MONKEY +BUSINESS DEALINGS WITH RUSSIA!!!!!11!1!1!1one!1!1,REEEEEEEE +"12 pack and a couple shots, over 3 hours would be my guess.",That's a typical Tuesday and I am about 70 pounds less than him lol +"I hate the ethnic food section of my Publix. 90% of it is british snacks, instant ramen, taco seasoning, and sriracha sauce. Outside of that there's some very common stuff like a single row of Hoisen or chinese 5-spice, but nothing I would call particularly ethnic",Wegmans ftw. +"Yes, a half and half. And half of it was Everton, because it's classy to respect opponents and I'm the classiest guy out.","Respect mate, I wish I could be as great a fan as you." +"As a horn player, I use bass and treble and at no point in between the two do I see a need for silly alto and tenor clef. Go hang out with your alto trombone buddies... Wait, nobody plays the alto trombone.","Oh wait, nobody is friends with the trombones, except other trombones" +"I think it would be fair to compare the XI when we were serious about the game and fielded a strong team. That was a rotated squad so if you have to compare, compare to December XI. This was our lineup against them in December in the game we lost 3-0: Bogdan - Clyne, Skrtel, Sakho, Moreno - Henderson, Lucas, Can - Lallana, Firmino, Coutinho 6 of those players are guaranteed starters and we have upgrades in all other positions.",why in gods name did bogdan play that game? +Rampant corruption and pay for play in WikiLeaks yet you're afraid of being embarrassed. People that think like this are exactly what's wrong with out country.,"But feelings are important, caring about important things is bigoted and hateful" +"Why did you say Joe Hart's Torino if he's not the captain, manager or owner and the stat doesn't even concern his role lol.",PL fans wouldn't be drawn to this post otherwise +Dillashaw's movement looking crisp,Tj and Ludwig have got to be my favorite duo to watch train +I can definitely picture me saying it in a way like that. Thanks a lot,good luck hopefully it goes well ! +This is an odd time where you may be excused to fear your fellow American.,Fearing your own connationals usually ends poorly. +Sell everything and buy gold,Father of Reaganomics.... +Computer Specialist Who Deleted Clinton Emails May Have Asked Reddit for Tips,We did it Reddit! +Team synergy? Strategy? Heroes countering each other? Player roles? Map awareness? Should I continue or are you done peasanting?,never stop peasanting +"We had a home and home 2018/2021 scheduled, but you guys backed out...","that was a bummer, we should have home/home's with Wisconsin and Georgia- winner keeps The real UW or The real Dawgs title, lol" +Eevee's evolutions,"I don't understand, what am I looking at?" +"Really hope the other two triclass legendaries are as cool as this one is, or I'm going to be disappointed this is locked to only 3 classes.",I'll bet the warrior/paladin/hunter legendary will be like kazaskus but with weapons +That was the plan all along. Giving you Doublelift so you can clutch us the spot at worlds. Right?,howtogettoworlds2016byhotshotggsecrets.odt +"Dude, you can legit just launch the game and check yourself There is no reason for a reddit post about it. And even if your laziness is to that point, there is even an open wiki page about the current shrine perks",Some people aren't home (like me) and some people didn't know the shrine perks are on the wiki page (like me) +The return of Pyth,"RIP Maikelele, pls come back :(" +JP just killed that cb,Hit him like a Mack truck. +#NAME?,Thank you +What are your guilty pleasure songs?,Moskau by tchingis khan +"All jokes and doom prophesying aside, what's the answer? Why are we struggling so much? Salary cap, coaching, players, a bit of everything?",Everything. +Joe Nathan is 41. Pitched in one game in 2015. Was in AA ball earlier this year.,He also played with the Cubs earlier this year. +Donald Trump says he would implement nationwide stop and frisk policy; forgets controversial tactic was ruled unconstitutional in 2013,How did the term **nationwide** come into play here? +Absolutely. I'll add you real quick and then get on.,"awesome, I added you and I'm coming online now :)" +You still pass the fucking butter.,He'd probably just destroy butterbot immediately to prevent AI rampancy. +Emre Can - Amazing feeling to be on top of the Premiere League. First time since May 2014. Keep it up guys! We have a dream this year - let's make it come true,I know it's an obvious goal but is this the first player to publicly state the goal is to win the league? +Its always a good idea to waste your gadgets within seconds of starting a round right?,It's the new pro league meta +Convinced most of this subreddit is full of pervs now...ugh,Popularity is based upon your love for fictional characters in this sub. +"San Francisco, Chicago, Houston, to name some.","Houston clearly has more talent, so does Chicago ATM atleast and San Fran is the only one that's close hence why they are 1-11" +Teaching.,I know some of the dimmest kids I went to school with became teachers. +"Russian speaking Ukrainian here, Soviet symbols are offensive to my family and me.","I know, I didn't mean to imply no one suffered from the Soviets" +"If there was a Leeaboo bingo, this would probably win",Nothing more patriotic than celebrating traitors I guess... +What's up WRs!!!!! Damn it catch those things!!!!,Bortles is just inaccurate... All his fault. +Rupert Murdoch.,Has he actually done anything evil other than have different political opinions than you? +"Big Brother US18 - Episode Discussion - September 11 2016 Sunday episodes typically cover who has won power for the week and what they will do with it. If we didn't learn who the HOH was last Thursday, we'll find out tonight. Nominations almost always happen on Sunday.",This is bloody stupid. +this site sucks also it's dirjj not jack pls don't dox me,shit sorry dirjj +The NFL isn't fun anymore with the refs,It should just be no holds barred with no refereeing and everyone can fight everyone all the time. +When you order enough PC parts amazon thinks you are a small business.,"Well op, did you sign up?" +Super Bowl champions,Where did you get that jacket? +"This event always reminds me of Mass Effect, when you are in that museum with Liara and you also have the last Prothean in your team. And this is an ancient depiction of our goddess, protecting our planet. Yeah nope, that's actually a prothean fleet destroying a meteor that would have erased your primitive species.",I like how 50% of the comments im seeing on this sub imply people bought this for the same reason I did: Mass Effect Sim +"What are the announcers talking about? Its obvious he was picked up off the ground. And the defender tried to throw him to the ground, but Zeke landed on his arm first.",Open your eyes dude +We should have Alola forms as regional exclusives,Would it really make sense to get an ice Vulpix on the Malabar Coast? +"If you have TF2, be sure to join the PCMR Network!",TF2 is free we all have it! +Ghengis Khan.,dude conquered like 75% of Eurasia +"Exactly. Detroit's ice is frozen solid, like our hearts.",And our roads. +My mom at 16 yrs old with her Camaro in 1975.,Welcome to the thirstiest sub on reddit. +I'm actually Jewish. Do I win?,You must be one of those self-loathing Jews how sad +Is it just me or did hat drops increase? in the latest weeks I got more hat drops than I got a few months back. I think in 3 weeks I found like 2 hats or something. Did this happen to somebody else?,"2 over 900 hrs, both in the same week." +"First of all, lies are not a bad thing. Santa Claus, remember is a lie. Most everything we believe are lies. Our own memories are lies, a paper just came out that showed that 50% of people remember things in their own lives that never happened. Second, the news (Knoxville local station) channel should have verified before they ran the story, but they didn't. But, that isn't on the news so much as the consumers of the news. If we were more patient and insisted on FACT as opposed to immediacy maybe things would be different. Hopefully, this is changing now that fake news is suddenly in our radar space. Even though fake news has been around longer than factual news. I am not sure how this Santa Claus, whether he is telling the truth or not, has done anything wrong here. And, I seriously doubt that he contrived a story out of thin air. At worst it is a compilation of stories or is actually true and just happened a long time ago. This is something that in the 1960s or early the media would have just ignored. This story, for right or wrong, did a lot of good for a lot of people. And, publishing that it can't be supported is unfortunate. If you aren't going to verify first... don't discredited until you can prove the story is false. This is two wrongs don't make a right situation.","Our own memories are lies, a paper just came out that showed that 50% of people remember things in their own lives that never happened Was that paper a case study of our politicians?" +GAME THREAD WEEK 16: VIKINGS AT PACKERS Well.....they can make or break Xmas for us today....,There we go Clemmings let's end it in style. +"I'm not sure why Caggiula doesn't even get a conditioning stint in Bakersfield, it's a tough to miss the first month of the season and start in the NHL right away, especially for a rookie, really hoped this team was deep enough to have him and Pulj or even Nurse develop in the AHL this year, especially with Pulj's contract being slide eligible.","I'm just going to place some faith in the staff knowing what they're doing on this one, especially considering that Drake looked phenomenal on the top line during the preseason (so might actually be okay to start on the 3rd line against real NHL competition)." +CNN's Snapchat,TFW this was taken out of context. +3li M4nning.,pls +Speak the same way but my vocabulary sucks T_T,Do you and Deninis speak dansk to eachother? +"I was lowkey living for Bob though. As a narcissist Bob's a queen I can relate to, and I gagged every time she steals the spotlight.",As a narcissist do you always reply twice? +Shhhh,THe OPSEC is strong with this one. +"It sure is odd how the politicians demand to have throngs of armed guards at all times for themselves, but pass laws to fuck over everyone else who wants weapons, even as a hobby.","..but pass laws to fuck over everyone else who wants grenades, even as a hobby." +"That kind of mental error cannot happen again. That is why we have Caldwell as a coach, right?",He'll keep his players in check +when will darnell dockett's price be at its lowest?,May-17 +"Lol lay off the Xanax buddy, it's a helluva drug",DON'T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE +Hmm I'm interested.,"If you need more pics, just let me know what you want to see." +Who the fuck gets medical when going open general?!,Majority of my friends (and me) went in as open general and got this job. +What Christmas gift do you give to your mother-in-law?,"Depends, do you like her?" +Her emails,a bit more specific mayby? +Fri 2016-09-23 accessing vault............unlocked calculating name matrix.........locked in investing in reddit gold.....gleaming finding server to name........done initializing TCPoB (TCP over Butler).....initialized establishing secure connection.......secured sending name assignment.......done wait for response.........success. one of our servers renamed to *HughMungus*,Sha-tne-r-Sty-le +Comey tells Congress FBI has not changed conclusions,Shocking +"The Oculus Connect 3 Main Announcements Keynote with Brendan Iribe, Mark Zuckerberg, Jason Rubin, and more is live NOW!",Part of me wants them to bring out Luckey just so I can see half the crowd boo while the other half gives him a standing ovation. +"really? I was there, but you are going to act like you know what happened better than I did? Thats hilarious. It was even in a social setting. Its not as if we were just walking down the street and someone yelled eyy girl, you lookin good!.","Obviously I do understand, or you wouldn't still be confused about everyone's motives." +"It's not a question of where he grips it, it's a simple question of weight ratios! There's just no way a 3.3lb owl could carry a watermelon!",It could be carried by a Hoenn Swellow! +copped this jacket for $20,Reminds me of the Cav Empt Icon Pullover +So can Lux.,"And Jinx, if playing against a Velkoz/Illaoi support." +Of course he is. Because Obama is a complete idiot who has no idea how the system works. He's also a mastermind who works tirelessly to destroy america. And he's a Muslim atheist who has a Socialist agenda controlled by Wall street.,I think you dropped this. +"How would you react if you was in hell but turned out to be great beer,women,sex and football?",I'd get ready for beer pong with Hitler +Nope,Ok maybe not you I guess lol +Based Hannity Calling Megyn Kelly Out!,Meagan Kelly complaining that candidates aren't being asked the hard hitting questions... In her interview with Trump in Trump tower she asked him if he was bullied as a child... Fuck you Meagan +Quality missed call late in a game again.,yeah but he's a *young qb* so it's okay to not call blatant penalties apparently... +What do you hate the most?,childish fanboy-ism hateful comments online and the people who post them +"I made a poster for the Minnesota game tomorrow, let me know what you think!",Dank +"Strange, how did I manage to vote for Johnson if there are only 2 candidates?",stfu and fall in line with the two party system ^ +"They're not, just less growth than before.",That's technically a recession +I wonder how many of them knew about what was going on in North Dakota before that check-in facebook campaign a few days ago.,"Yeah because fuck raising awareness, amirite?" +Refresh your memory with some photos of Grands Prix at Paul Ricard.,I had no idea Norbert Haug drove an f1 car. +"If it makes you feel any better, I've been bitten by one and the bite really wasn't that bad. Hardly noticeable, really. A quick little prick maybe. A few hours later your writhing in pain and would just as soon step out in front of a bus than have to deal with the rest of the symptoms, but the initial bite itself is a cake walk","Oh, that's relieving." +Looks like Columbus is the one trying to catch up. Pathetic. How can one goal break this team?,"Sometimes, it seems we just don't have enough confidence to overcome a one-goal deficit." +y u wanna know where dis man lives? op sec boi,"Ask me if I'm a cop, by law I have to tell you I am as long as you ask me nicely." +Kiko Alonso Tweets Image Of Him Destroying Kap With Caption Translating To C'mon Pussy,you tell your friend I sack qbs for fun but for a w I'll wrap him up real nice Kiko Montana +"Three people are suddenly ill, leaving two of us for dinner. Dafaq?",They didn't want to come in the first place and just needed a graceful out. +Split screen is not available in the beta I turned on my second controller and signed in as a guest. It states Splitscreen Available in Full Game on the far right.,Wife won't like that when she gets home from work. +Why go that far? Why assume something to sinister? When it comes down to it she's not getting what she wants and that's a good enough reason to break up but your boredom from a lack of drama is going to put crazy ideas in her head for no good reason.,half the sub is common sense advice and the other half is living out justice/drama boners through distressed ops. +Finally after 4 years.,Hey sorry to crash the party but I got one as one of my firsts white bags and then died with it as a 0/8 pali +"Pre-order all you want, if it's shit just refund it.",What if the games only 3 hours long? +Paul Ryan on FBI clearing Hillary Clinton again: Vote for Donald Trump,This is one pussy I don't mind Trump grabbing. +how does Sally do payments?,she accepts card through her website but to get the discounted $160 price you have to pay through Western Union +Try and work all the duress words into a single sentence.,Only works if they know them! +"He's sending his illegitimate children, and one, I assume, is legitimate.",But that one can't even tell you who his mother is. diff --git a/chunk93.csv b/chunk93.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..64500f37baa04d6bb503a193f1e8cc3b7c946ef9 --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk93.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1667 @@ +Input,Output +Channeling the Corruption Need Warlock & Titan,Ashbyfeel warlock +Why??? Lol,It's so you can caress it as you check your order status. +Sony has sold 50 million PS4s,"After watching their PSX and E3 presentations, I think they'll continue to outsell Xbox for this generation." +Pinko scum.,Scratch a liberal and a fascist bleeds +Ah ok interesting. I thought maybe you represented the rez in a sporting event or something! What do you hunt?,Mostly whitetail I do a bit of fishing too +But why male models?,I guess I'd have to answer your question with another question... +"At my work, all bathrooms are segregated by 4 walls and a door per toilet. Why we have womans bathroom and mens bathroom is fucking incomprehensible to me especially considered the mens bathroom does not contain urinals.",Social and cultural norms. +I ....stop! I've been saying all year I wish Frost had got the job.,You can't have him. +"What is one not-hateful, not-racist, not-misogynistic, not-xenophobic way we can all actually Make America Great Again?","Not calling everyone you disagree with a xenophobic, hateful, racist, misogynist with them not actually being one" +"Canada, BC","I don't think first nations had the tech to make log cabins in Canada BC, I'd guess it was AD" +Master Chief steals a chip from Capt. Del Rio,I saw the version with the Dorito like a year ago +The real person of the year!!,Kanyes VP? +"I know who the guy is, I haven't watched any of his videos, but why should we fuck him?","I like him tbh, even if I disagree with him he just seems like a likable person." +"I wanted more info from the bad guys, like more of a story and why they're fighting for the other side! They gave a brief explanation but IMO it could have delved a bit deeper.",*Anxiously awaits single-player DLC* +How foolish for Hollywood to think their actors were important enough to be able to influence democracy. Get back to entertaining us.,Dance bitches. +"People who quit smoking cold turkey, how did you do it?",Just move to Australia... Cant afford to smoke +Someone should start a Black Wives Matter movement to get black guys to stay with their families,There's no racial stereotypes in this thread. +I just don't understand why people where sending him cum.,"They have to sow their seed Also, if you let people send their cum, they'll send it." +How similar are we talking about? Above the waist? Bellow? Maybe just the face? I need to know.,"Dude, that rhymes really well." +"Yeah don't get me wrong I love my History professor he was in the army for like 30 years and a West Point grad so he definitely knows a lot of cool shit, he's just a bit of a wehraboo.","Funnily enough, my Prof's former Army too - taught at West Point for a while." +"Guy said I had great pecs, up here, and pointed to his traps. Just said thanks but then I was sad that he didn't really think I had great pecs.",At least you have great traps +When you play it it dies,Horribly. +"Man, I feel a bit silly saying this, being a 34 year old married dude, but I've got a serious crush on her.",Ummm I'm a straight girl and I have a crush on her She kinda just does that +Elon Musk says SpaceX finally knows what caused the latest rocket failure,"Oh, and here I though ULA shot a laser at their rocket." +Around,It's +Hanzo/Genji PotG: *Hanzo shoots arrow through Genji's chest*,This triggers certain people. +Forsen Card Reveal - Rat Pack,"That Kripp impression, holy shit." +Why would someone burn down a church and then spraypaint the name of the person they're supporting on it? Sounds like a false flag to me.,Yeah Klansmen are usually so secretive and subtle about their actions... +Those usernames are literally giant red flags waving at you,not at all +Usefulness of touch functionality How useful do you find the touch feature of the Pen and Touch series? What do you use it for? Any problems with it?,"I don't really use it, so not too useful if all you want to do is draw." +definitly on low - meduim,So...What's the point of getting the special edition if the standard skyrim may run the same/better and on better graphics settings? +I'm guessing Sin Cara is gone soon huh? This is his 3rd backstage fight now.,Just building him up to feed to Brock +I'm still on version 10 for this very reason. Google makes me one sad panda sometimes.,Anyway to go back to this version? +"I bought a Pixel on the Google Store for $649 so I don't know where the $1000 came from, but I think it's worth it. I have a HTC One M8 right now and I like HTC build quality, so I like the idea of the Pixel. I tried the iPhone 7 and didn't like it so I returned it. Glad you like your Nexus 6 though! Cheers!",That thousand is in non is countries +What is the most used app on your phone?,DomiNations +"I live in Los Angeles, and you'll often hear this from people who want to work in the entertainment industry, too. They'll complain they didn't get the job because the Jews run Hollywood and will only give jobs to other Jews. In reality, the person complaining usually just wildly overestimated how qualified they were for the job.","yea, you can get in if you're a scientologist too!" +And the two main options are any different?,"There's a big difference between Hillary Clinton, and someone like Jill Stein." +"Like Orlando, right...dumbass. Only the jihadist had a gun there...a gun free zone.","I wonder how many people would have died if he hadn't had a gun... Gee, come to think of it, I bet it would have been the same." +Why Deadpool in X-Men Origins: Wolverine is Actually Way Better Than The 2016 Deadpool,The best thing about this article was that I scratched my balls while reading it. +Totally going to try this. The honey option of course....,I'm gonna try the honey option... without the pickle. +NEW: Hillary Clinton FBI interview & investigation summaries !,"TL,DR: Hillary: I cannot rerember, I got dain bramaged" +You're not helping.,I dropped this: +#601: Master of Her Domain... Name,Direct link doesn't work on the website. +Literally zero of Russias nukes fly over poland towards western Europe.,"Wow, where did you get the schematics for how every nuke would be launched from Russia?" +"The game wasn't really scary to me other than that part. The dark watery basement in the hotel, had clickers and those bloater guys down there... definitely scariest part in the game.",Well that first bit where you have to get through a room in the subway is terrifying too... It's the first time you meet the clickers. +"Hahaha! Yeah, I wouldn't dare bet against you on that probably being at least insinuated in one of her profiles somewhere.","There are plenty of obese dudes that wouldn't mind an obese woman, but a girl's gotta have her standards." +**I love you Fruity Rudy!!**,"Brad, how much Rip Fuel have you ingested?" +So what? Does that make her a expert in vaccinations,"No, it makes you just another moron?" +"When I first played GTA San Andreas for the PS2 I wound up finding one of the girls in game to date. I'd been playing for a long time, maybe fifty hours at that point, so I had progressed pretty far in the story. I wound up finding a bouquet of flowers somewhere in the city and instantly figured it would get me special boyfriend brownie points. I went to her place and walked up in front of her. It hit me that I had no clue how to present them to her or put them in her hand, so I figured the attack button would work. **WHAP** She broke up with me and fled. My only option at that point was to chase her on foot. She wouldn't stop running long enough for me to explain the perils of limited inputs and misunderstood game items, so I chainsawed her in the street because, well, it's GTA. I also feel like that's a rough metaphor for my romantic life so far.","I don't see the problem, death daisies sound really romantic." +Usually what a shooter (especially one by profession) does is use the side of their dominant eye to shoot as well. So its really just lazy film making that they would even let something that dumb slip in,Worked pretty good for Big Boss though +"And that's a result of your actions (i.e. committing a crime) rather than being who you are, which can qualify you for refugee status.",B-b-but entering the country illegally +Classic Norm.,"That man is a national treasure, and anyone who disagrees is a savage who hates America." +Still working on finding a way to make ordering a Shirley Temple manly.,Grow a beard +"Omg, Mika victim blaming. **My** parents prepared me. **Girls** who aren't prepared get traumatized.",that's probably the most wtf moment I've ever seen on any news show +Because they are bullshit karate experts. Karate sucks.,Karate sucks Except that it's one of the most effective striking arts in the world. +I'm in Oregon. Cheapest dispensaries around sell 100$ quarter 350 oz. fuck dispensaries. The only reason to legalize is to grow yourself. I know tons of people who still buy from dealers cause they sell quarters for 60$ instead of 100$,Yeah fuck everyone thats in jail/prison for weed right? +14 Year old Outclasses a Grown Woman who tries to assault him.,i hate violence but sometimes you gotta smack a ho. +Fish eye photography done right,"Check mate, flat earthers" +"Turn on a movie or sitcom that you enjoy and know pretty well. You don't want something you haven't seen before or you are extremely interested in watching/paying attention to. Things like How I Met Your Mother, Seinfeld, Cheers, or just a movie you have seen 100 times before. Keep the volume pretty low. Go to bed, close your eyes and just visualize what is happening in the show. It's pretty rare I make it though a full episode of anything. If you are someone that can't sleep with light you can use your phone/pad and turn it face down. Or if you have a computer in your room simply turn the monitor off.","I do this, but with my favourite YouTube lets play channel..." +Lol my dumb ass didn't see it was an imgur link my bad g I only saw the first pic,dw bout it fam it happens +The star of my bench,"chose to play Duke Johnson over him, Woodhead, and Gordon... fantasy football man." +Except public colleges have to compete with each other. Socialist Sweden has voucherized schools.,"Like I said it has worked great in the US, just ask the graduates of private schools about getting jobs" +That's not what happened.,He had a knife and was tweeking +"But the tax payers money could be used more effectively to further strengthen our economy which then create more jobs, this is a country not a charity",Is there a plague of overpaid stop sign holders draining the economy? +"##**Do you even chop, bro?**",apparently most folks do not. +"So, if these are really real, what are your thoughts on the Alolan starter Final evolutions?","I like all of them greatly, but Popplio's is a little bit weird" +"Yeah definitely more modern examples. I love playing along with songs so I'm looking for more than just learning it. My guitar that doesn't have a Floyd Rose is in the shop so, I'm stuck with my FR which I don't want to take out of standard. Do you have any examples for the black metal and power metal bands you mentioned?","Agalloch, Drudkh, Empyrium, Windir, and Wolves In the Throne Room are ones I listen to that have quite a few tabs and play mostly in standard." +"Maybe they did try to change the password, but the ticket has been sitting at the help desk for the last 20 years.",But now we have vESD to solve all of your problems +"Well, for me right now, the sightings menu being blank can mean three things: the speedlock has kicked in (either due to actual speed or because of twitchy GPS), the app has partially crashed or thrown an error, or there are no pokemon around. Maybe I'm just anal, but I prefer to have these kinds of indicators be less ambiguous and more semantically obvious. If the speedlock is active, then there should be an unmistakable indicator of when it goes on and off. If the app has bugged/lagged out, it should throw an error message. And if there are no pokemon around, the sightings menu should be blank.","You're right, it would be better if the different conditions were distinguished better, but whether the app is speed-locked or has crashed or thrown an error the results are basically the same so I think it's pretty functional even in the current low-info situation." +"To be fair, how well did the countries the US failed to 'help' turn out. Not until very recently was it even a contest weather it was better living under the boot of American oppression or in communist utopias like Laos or Vietnam. All politicians are corrupt as shit and in developing societies doubly so. Picking the right corrupt bastard probably saved many many lives.","Well the US could have intervened in the Rwandan genocide for starters, but instead they go around supporting the al-Sauds against Iran." +They changed Illidan because Blizzard thought it made the game unfun being able to influence your opponents hand in that way. Same way they haven't really supported a mill deck yet With Dirty Rat though it's possible they're changing their minds,Ancestor's Call was sort of Hand Disruption... (Though nobody used it outside of Malygos OTK and such.) +Still can't believe we have Yeezus on our side. Feels good. What even is this timeline?,It's the one where Donald traveled back in time to prevent judgement day. +mom hair,Hot moms are the best +barmyt.,Ahh barmy! +make sur u listen to the safety demonstration puppo don't wanna get hurt now do you,i agree safety is impotnt +Piolo's name is very unique and sexy. Parang sya lang ang may ganyang pangalan.,PAPA P! +"Ah Erdelf Hortler, the most notorious dictator of Hermani.","Ah, Hermani, the most intelligent character from the Haroold Portler movies" +"Dana Carvey over the last 2-3 years has been making absolutely great random appearances on tv shows, I won't a full on comeback, give this man a show!! (and not as a impression judge)",He has a new standup out on Netflix +I don't see a Fury or HBM tested there though only GDDR5.,"Because it wouldn't change anything 4 gigs of vram is 4 gigs of vram, by your logic the Titan X has more then 12 gigs because it has the same bandwidth as HBM." +Thank God we won this gmae. Need this win.,Soooooo meta +Average Indian Consumes 119% More Salt Per Day Than WHO Limit,No wonder people are so salty here in r/india +What is your way of dealing with SJWs?,I'll play devil's advocate even though I probably don't feel strongly one way or the other. +Better safe than sorry.,You forgot +IT LACKS THE - FLAIRS UP - DOWNVOTES OFF IN THE INSTRUCTIONS FOR THE TOPIC,WHY I WANNA DOWNVOTE YOUR ASS TO WOOD V SO YOU AT LEAST HAVE A RANKING. +"Why do YOU hate Yasuo? We all have our stories about this despicable champion. He has harmed every single one of us one way or the other. So I'm asking you, what has Yasuo done to you?","3RD Q , U WILL NEVER KNOW WHEN U GET HIT BY IT." +Monique's Secret Spa includes anal service,That thing is a serious fucking weapon +My friend wants to be roasted :) lets see how brutal people can be,Even the lgbt community doesn't want your confused ass +Yo fuck you for making me watch this clip why the fuck do people even put shit like this in movies,Why do they let people like you on the internet. +"Didn't you hear, he lagged.",you lagged on LAN? +"New Battlestation: 6850k, X-99-AII, 1080 SLI, Phanteks Enthoo glass case, 32 GB Hyper-X Black DDR4 running on a Predator x34",This is worth 4x my own setup lol +Instant karma,That was gold! +Dog.,Cat. +But when Trump shows some energy and intensity it's because he's angry. Obama does it and she's not angry. Does not compute.,Hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha +Help this young Casanova Tim slay some Rainy poon,"**CAO NI CAO NI CAO NI CAO NI** I tried it, it works." +i hope they give sora dodge roll for free this time the game is a lot more fun when you can dash/roll/cartwheel around like in BBS. i hope we dont have to wait like half the game before unlocking dash/roll like in kh 1/2. reduce the invisible frames or something but i hope they dont lock it as some late game upgrade,"I mean, we will have flow motion, and it's pretty fun to zip and sparkle absolutely everywhere." +"Honestly can't see how its ignorance when every gun shop I go to has signs all over the place saying DONT LIE FOR THE OTHER GUY, 10 YEARS IN PRISON! and it's stated multiple times on form 4473. You knew what you were getting into. Can't read? Maybe you shouldn't be buying a gun.",and maybe we should have literacy tests at the polls too! +I made this alt just because I argue with a lot of alt righters on my other account and one guy literally told me he'd dox me and find me in real life and come kick my ass.,Gotta love alt righters for their loving and kind nature +... I'm gonna make you my entry to this thread.,Lmao...that was gold. +Ascended my seat!,Bruh you could've just gottan a wrist watch no need to build a pc to check the time +"Any Good Tips for Covering PC Lights at Night? As I'm sure many of as well, I have my PC in the room in which I sleep. Do any of you have good ways of dealing with the lights to help black-out the room more? I've of course tried putting things in front of it but am wondering if any of you have a better solution to this problem?",put a blanket over your pc so it knows it's bedtime +"no mames, eso es tan 2009!",Es 2016 si tienes blim +After putting 8 hours into Lucio and the stars finally align,Not even a teamkill you call that a POTG? +What's your favorite video game?,Arma 3 and I've also gotten into modded Skyrim. +"What's the right way to start learning about machine learning , huge data analysis etc ? I watched many videos and read some articles on neural networks and of modules like numpy , scikit , matplot , pandas and tensorflow. I could get a gist of how neural network and stuff works but I couldn't imagine myself writing all that code with a few days of practice. I want to be able to develops programs based on machine learning. Where should I start from? What all should I know before learning more about machine learning? I have basics in python and C and started computer programming only a couple months back. I make different bots using python on a daily basis and thought I could use the help of data analysis to improve my programs",Grasp everything you can about Statistics. +The void always gazes back.,Just don't blink. +"You can still actually explain the concepts, none of them are that complicated on the surface... But you didn't even approach the surface.",I responded like I would to a 5 year old. +How is it assault if he was murdered?,They're white and Christian so.. ya know :^) +A quiet and silent moment to all those getting kicked right this fucking very second and hit left on the d-pad!,But you keep picking Hibanana and I want to play her so.... +Better fucking reward than 3arc's excuse for a Super EE,hey man that calling card is SO COOL +That's because a mcchicken costs $1 and a salad costs $6.50,"Dammit, now I want a mcchicken" +Uh... no? Chasers are creepy fucks who are on our side as far as they can get their rocks off to us.,Guy writes an article in the Huffpo underhis real name with a photo of his face with his girlfriend.... these chasers are getting clever amirite +"So did minorities who broke segregation laws have no integrity? Did those who hid Jews from Nazis have no integrity? Did those who helped slaves escape have no integrity? Obviously those are extreme examples, not on the same level of injustice that marijuana legalization is, but the point still stands. If I find a law monumentally unjust and stupid, I'm not going to follow it, and I'll actively fight against it.","Yes, when using other laws to make people conform to them Not a law, simply dictatorial decree Yes, when arguably it made slavery in the US worse Fight against it, breaking the law makes you a criminal and you will be treated like one." +"Look at the bright side, it's much much better than wasting your life in retail and having the attitude that it's the boss's fault that you're being paid $7.50 an hour for 7 years straight. Fuck, those people just love sucking Bernie's cock.","To be fair if youre good at your job, small pay bumps shouldnt be out of the question" +Bernie Sanders doesn't rule out a 2020 White House run,"I sure hope not...he's still our best choice, even with his advanced age." +Yes.,69 +You're quoting a family of white supremacists to try and get your point across?,Does the context make it any less relevant though? +"Just a warning to everyone: no spoilerinos, please. I will go all Man in Black or Negan on you if you post spoilers of any running show here.",Dolores gonna go high noon on those spoilerinos. +"To everyone claiming Trump isn't tweeting because he 'isn't allowed': Get back to me when you hold 5 rallies across the country on the same day and still have time to tweet! Seriously, I've yet to see anything other than speculation about this. Nowhere can I find an actual quote from a Trump campaign worker saying they 'took his privileges away'. Just another nasty shill story!",You don't tweet from a toilet? +Google is using Niantic to collect data to sell to the Lizard People of the Underworld to take over all of humanity. Probably.,I don't even mind as long as the Lizard People give me a tracker to help navigate their Underworld. +"That fucking Vader walk, it takes a lot to get him doing a power walk like that.","I mean a bunch of kids breaking into your job, blowing a bunch of stuff up and stealing papers would piss anybody off really." +"But for real. Stein=Jewish Sara=Not Straight Jax=Black Mick=Criminal, mentally ill And yet RAY was the one to screw up","Tbf, for Stein, Sara and Mick, those things arent that vesible, and Stein knows not to do anything especially in his time" +"The thing to understand is there are two companies known as Paradox. The first is the publishing company, Paradox Interactive. They published the CK, EU, Vic, and HoI games, as well as Stellaris, Cities: Skylines, Cities in Motion, Magicka, Pillars of Eternity, Tyranny, some of the Mount and Blade games (but not all), and quite a few others. Next, we have Paradox Development Studios, the game developers who made CK, EU, Vic, HoI, and Stellaris. They are a subsidiary of Paradox Interactive, but they are not the only development company that works with Paradox Interactive. The other games listed above were made by other development companies but published through Paradox. For instance, Colossal Order made Cities in Motion and Cities: Skylines, Tale Worlds made the Mount and Blade games, Obsidian made Pillars of Eternity and Tyranny, Arrowhead Game Studios made Magicka, and Pieces Interactive made Magicka II (didn't realize that one had a different studio than the original game until just now).","It's simple, Paradox Development Studios is a client state while Colossal Order, Tale Worlds and Obsidian are Vassals." +Claim that George Soros owns U.S. voting machines is Pants on Fire!,"Wait, a subreddit owned by Hillary's campaign is telling me vote rigging doesn't exist and George Soros is not gonna rig it so it must be true." +"No. People should look at the history and personality of their partner and see what is likely in the cards. If he comes from having had 20 STR then it's clear that a LTR probably isn't in the cards. If he has 6 kids with 6 different mothers, none of whom he pays anything. He probably won't be the most supportive father for your coming child.","But that was in the past, he changed" +Season pass is for early access to dlc and free operators inside. Without dlc you have to spend currency easily earned in game and wait a week. By the ne week wait you can easily afford the new ops..haha its all free,"Yeah, Siege's dlc system is awesome, doesn't split the community like Battlefield has and will with future dlc's." +the only correct answer,His handwriting is better than mine. +Security guard (potentually) masturbating in front of everyone at Chargers game,Das nasty... +good thing he has the easiest set up in the game,BUT YOU HAVE TO GET C4 ON THEM IT'S SOOO HARD +Team building help please!,"I'd honestly keep your team like that until you can get Heimdall, then I'd switch out Wolfgang for Heimdall." +"Uhh, what update are you playing on? Because there's no way this is a recent update.",The video is from 3 years ago +"Such as? I'm not American, but what would be accomplishments that the average American would need to know? I'd say MLK and others surrounding the same subject, but I would have guessed that you did learn about it, history month or not.",The history of KANGZ of course +Someone call the amber lamps!,"Better go back, he forgot his sail foam." +First time stepping outside in my new UBs and this happened :(,All white socks ladies and gentlemen +"The lack of a full picture is what makes it seem so incriminating. To someone who already assumes Clinton is a criminal, the implication is that this guy was removing Clinton's e-mail address in order to cover up her involvement in certain, perhaps classified, e-mail exchanges.","The problem is that this was AFTER thry were court ordered to preserve the data in its entirety and that means, unaltered." +Red Dead Revolver is now available on the EU store,Does it have a platinum trophy? +"Are there any examples of strong, sector-wide intellectual movements towards tolerance of xenos and heresy in the Imperium? I'm sure there are, *somewhere*, but I'm asking for examples.",Inquisition shuts that shit down right quick. +You had to look that up?,Not all people are englando +Meeseeks can't do everything,keep the requests simple; they're not gods. +"This is a hypothetical question, as this is looked down upon and possibly illegal, but if you were to eliminate the watermarks in some way, they would be worth more?","Yes, but that's meme laundering and that can easily be found out." +Is there any downside to giving AI rights? So say I'm researching AI and don't feel like bothering with them rising up so I give them full citizenship rites is there any downside to this? Also I'm playing as a militaristic xenophobe so everyone kinda hares me already,Non AI non materialist pops might not like it. +"To be fair, they are talking about the HPV vaccine, which has a higher percentage of complications and side-effects. I'm strongly against anti-vaxxers, but this one is a little different than the MMR or Hep vaccines.",The nanotechnology comment is pretty fucking stupid though... +"Next year, will we watch Yogscast watch Yogscast watch Yogscast watch carrot for a cock?","They should watch it again, but record that, and then watch that, recording it, and recurse infinitely and the bottom will just be a writhing layer of Simon and Lewises (with one Teuts)" +A guy I met through work told me about how he had recently joined a intermural cheerleading squad. Said the girls were smoking hot (shocking right?) and it kept him in shape. His buddies refer to it as the long con.,"As a guy who was in the gymnastics squad at university and shared the floorspace with the Cheer squad...can confirm, if you've got a bit of confidence and a look decent, you're good to go." +I wish they hadn't taken this off US Netflix.,"On a positive note, Sky High is back on Netflix though." +perfect,VRX / curvature arrays are perfect for the application! +"There's no issue you can't solve with re-education camps... If at first you don't succeed, indoctrinate, indoctrinate, indoctrinate....",It increasingly seems to be their go-to long-term answer. +"Mothersub's auto-removing posts that link to Breitbart because I whined. I eagerly await canonization. Actually, I don't know if it's because I whined. But brucemo responded to my whining saying the mods were thinking about doing something like that. Then he replied to me later saying Breitbart posts would be auto-removed by a bot. I don't know if this is in effect yet. Also this happened a day or two ago but I just wanted to brag about having whined and then something having occurred, possibly as a result of my whining. Yayyy.",You are my hero. +"Pro players are less than 1% of the player base, and they are not the ones buying loot boxes and bringing in money, so Blizzard needs to balance the game and keep it fun for the average player if they want to keep the money flowing. At least for now, maybe in the future when esports become more popular it won't be as necessary.","You must be new here, welcome to the community." +Or just watch TOYS starring Robin Williams.,you mean toy story? +My sister is trying to settle a fight: Is cereal a soup?,No +"It was close, but last second my husband switched back to GJ after switching to Trump momentarily.",Vagina Voter indeed. +But why isn't that just fact checking? Maybe her mistake wasn't rolling it into a question he can respond to?,Because she was giving an opinion not facts. +It is a violation of the 1st.,Go in and spoil your ballot then. +Chief Mark Saunders: THIS is our new police vehicle,Ew +yeah true . i don't like that though but it's just my opinion . that kind of thinking puts me off.,He was bitter because Sporting is where he played at youth level and sporting made him who he is so he has alot of love for the club. +Can someone take a picture of what business is across the street. And then tell the owners they're wasting a massive business opportunity.,City Hall is across the street. +"ITT people complaining about the fact that Ducati is charging 80K for a bike and most likely making a huge profit, yet super cars cost over 1.5 *million* dollars. What would really be interesting is something like this turbo'ed with moving aero and electronic suspension, you know just like a super car. And it would still be cheaper.","Nah, you're thinking of hyper cars; you can get a super car for like a quarter million, easy." +Cat attacked by printer,r/thecatdimension +Color me shocked!,"SHOCKED, I tell you!" +Scrabble,so +"Didn't Mistwalker release a pretty successful strategy mobile game that's getting a console port? I can't remember the name now, but I know I tried it and dropped it due to how f2p it is. I hope that's not what this upcoming project is, I really liked Mistwalker's and Silicon's other games.","Terra Battle is a really solid game, but it shares effectively nothing in common with RPGs or his past works besides, like, the presence of a Bahamut enemy and such." +What stereotypes do your sapient species have of each other? I haven't thought of an answer myself haha.,"For the *25 Worlds* universe, I can make a whole infograph about it." +I actually agree I think that they should stop awarding points for defending the payload and then just make it slightly harder for the attacking team to push the payload. This makes it so that pushing the payload becomes a bonus point that you can only get if your team is much better than the defending team. I think as the game currently is it punishes you for capturing the point.,"I agree with you, and then maybe put the points required to 3 ?" +"If you think Islam is political, then I don't know how you can say Christianity isn't. They have a pope and en entire country just for the Catholic Church. They have much more of a centralized political organ running their religion than Muslims. I know sharia is a scary word, but every religion has its laws.",Not to mention that a lot of Christians in a lot of countries try to introduce their religion into the law as well. +"From the warrant unsealed today: Clinton had over 2,115 classified emails on her private server","Each one of which is a violation of the espionage act, thus disqualifying her from holding any public office per the statute." +Adult Film Actor,Not sure they have much crdibility in the first place +"Most new CODs have this, just click left thumbstick and let go.","If you play very aggressive, you have to stop and go a lot which makes klicking the stick all the time very annoying." +These tomatoes I just picked have prolapsed anuses...,You have to keep your back straight when you bend down to pick them +flap flap flap,This makes your forehead rock hard. +Oh ya... it's not like cats can't get pancreatitis or urethral blockage or kidney disease or heart disease or simple vomiting/diarrhea or one of the many other things cats can get that costs thousands of dollars. A better bet is to get insurance rather than hope your cat doesn't get sick based on anecdotal evidence.,"had a total of 6-7 cats from childhood until now... never once did they have some sort of disease or physical problem that was thousands or required long term care.. a few hundred per cat over a lifetime for a chance occurrences like a bad fight with a neighbourhood cat, or a couple of bad teeth a couple of them were strays and even a retarded barn cat, yet all of them healthy as whips until old age issues (perhaps they were all so healthy because they were all outdoor cats) not saying not to get insurance.. i just never thought about that for cats, if it's a reasonable amount maybe (but i would be super weary of sinking in tons of money for insurance though, if it didn't cover whatever arises, what a waste that would be) ...i just looked up some insurance for a cat, i still wouldn't do it.. premiums + deductible is like $600/year.. if you saved up only half that per year, with any luck it would cover anything that might happen" +Double touch aerial rebound off backboard!,unlimited boost hack confirmed +As always the real comments are always in the PTL.,Comments always real are TLP the as in the always. +Another fucked up day in Brussels...,"No man, Brussels is still a nice place." +Chicago here. Do you see that direction on your compass called S? Don't go in that direction.,"Maybe during the night, but I lived in Hyde park for 3 years and never had any issues getting around, but was smart enough to stay on the safer routes at night." +Nigel Farage says he would like a job in Donald Trump's administration,Trump would never bring in foreigners and give them jobs that Americans could do....right? +That's just cruel and unusual. I'd settle for a german.,Germans ARE known for their efficiency... +"Incineroar may have the worst name, but it's the only one with a double type advantage over another starter. Decidueye over Primarina: Grass over Water, but Ghost is neutral against Fairy Incineroar over Decidueye: Fire over Grass and Dark over Ghost Primarina over Incineroar: Water over Fire, but Fairy is only neutral against the type combo of Fire and Dark, however, dark still is not very effective against Fairy. So in order of type effectiveness against the other starters: 1. Incineroar, 2. Primarina and 3. Decidueye",We're assuming Gen 7 made the type change that Ghost is super on Fairy now. +I'm sure that 15w chip would have done great in a 15 PRO laptop.,"Yeah, and no one would complain..." +I Was With Bernie Till the End; Now We All Must Vote Hillary,Nope +Eddie Lacy plans to lose weight this offseason,"So will I Eddie, so will I." +videotron,Not anymore. +Why doesn't Relic utilise the community for new content? Thew few announcements from Relic that I've seen seem to suggest that new content is not their current priority. I may be wrong in this? My idea is that why not utilise the community to produce new content and just have it monitored/voted upon to pass into the game. Modders would more than likely make commanders etc and Relic could sell them in game (using paid/war spoils) and the modders could get a cut? Relic makes money and the game continues to get new content... Sounds good to me anyway.,Because updating the game three times a year means it isn't stale and unbalanced +People who say they don't want anything for their birthday - what do you REALLY want for your birthday?,To not feel guilty because you bought me something. +I completely disagree. I think Luke cage is the worst thing marvel studios has ever done.,The action was boring. +"Indeed. How about repealing the law against sterilising stupid parents, I'm all for that one.",Which one is that? +"It's a shame La Liga doesn't have pacey/aggressive type of midfielders which are just good all around EPL - Kante, Dembele, Pogba, Fernandinho Ligue 1 - Tolisso, Matuidi Serie A - Nainggolan, Allan, Medel Bundesliga - Vidal, Sanches, Keita Where they at ?",Boateng Rafinha Wass Turan Modric is quite a good selection imo +"If you want an interesting opinion on this, go read some red pill literature. They talk about this a lot. The tldr is that women are not attracted to betas/wimps/nice guys etc therefore why would they want to have sex with them.","Yeah, the red pill is the place to go if you seek relationship advice" +What happens if other animals discover GOD?,In before edgy atheists. +"Well, we can get cake if you want now.",That's a piety cake it will taste horrible..... Lemon please... +"How much money do you have in your checking account, how old are you, and do you consider yourself middle-class, poor, or wealthy?","No checking account but $1000 in savings, 16, upper middle class family." +Describe your Nano 2016 novel in 3 words or less Mine is: Lesbian princess conquerors,Religious cult zombies +Fair enough. I dont play any of mine unless a platoon requires me to and even then I'm not happy! But at least I own them and the silver wasnt too much of an issue. Ive worked hard to grind all the way up to them might as well buy them!,"It's also garage space, I have got the funds to expand it larger, I might if I could connect it to a PC account so I could potentially play it on another format other than my PS4" +"Don't verify. Just get it out there, spread it around. Once Trump supporters have heard it, it no longer matters how many times it's debunked; that's just the lying (((liberal media))). Duffy gets the spirit of the Trump campaign.","lol, the media has always been controlled by (((those with a liberal bias)))" +When will white males like me finally catch a break?,"At this rate, it'll probably be 10,000 years from now when our culture finally becomes civilized!" +Cancelling food stamps would be flat out dumb. But anyone who thinks only 0.09% of that spending is fraudulent is naive.,"Do you have data suggesting otherwise, or is that just how you feel?" +"Secure Folder on S7Edge? I'll be swapping out my Note 7 this afternoon for an S7Edge. Does anyone know if there is a version of Secure Folder for the S7Edge? If not, what's the best bet to get the same functionality on the 7Edge?",Knox. +A taco truck on every corner!,Guac the vote! +"Can't view that right now. Please tell me it's Nate, not Harry or someone. Nate has desperately been trying to save face, using his occasional hedge comments as cherry-picked evidence of predictive talent. He's been getting roasted for it on Twitter by Hillbots and centipedes alike. Really, salvaging his reputation means taking a contrarian position against the more stubborn Dem mouthpieces, and it's so delicious to watch.",It's Nate alright. +"If magic existed, science would be used to explain and measure it.","It's not *really* magic when it's explained, then it's, sadly, just a mutation that lets you do x" +"If it's deserving, won't people upvote it? If people downvote it, doesn't that mean it's not deserving?","Not really, some people downvote things to be dicks or because they done agree with something." +"That was *kinda* the point of the model if you read HeroGollum's description of it. But I am a normal and sane person, so I will say this: **I would not date it, kiss it, f&%k it, or anything like that.**",Cause it's a robot. +I just woke up and you've ruined my day,I aim to please. +"Just did this today with the pilot class. Crashed deep in enemy territory, and had to stab my way out. That is a violent animation, for sure.",Ill assume its because the pilots air soft gun is terrible. +Or when you're an adult you just wait for her to serve you papers and sign without hesitation and she cried because i called her bluff,Story time? +Rewrite announced for PS4 - Gematsu,I'm going to assume they're not going to add anything extra besides stuff from the Rewrite+ release +"Can we please have a 'No politics' rule? As most of you have noticed there's been lots and lots of politics leaking into wrestling and is doing nothing except create toxicity. I believe we should stop this and install a new rule. Discuss, and please be civil",I heard that J&J security are joining the secret service and will be protecting Trump. +There is one legion. When a demon dies they just go back to the twisting nether and can come back.,"Unless you kill them IN the twisting nether, then they are 100%-no-take-backzies-for-sure dead (until blizzard decides they want us to fight archimonde again)" +Can someone post an image of the patch notes? Blocked by school wifi :(,There's a bot transcription down in this page. +Yeah but there was actually an endgame there. This is a meaningless competition on ~~someone's blog~~ some website no one outside of Canada has heard of.,But everyone in Canada has heard of it.. :-D +"My main is MW monk, but I cannot get into the other 2 specs. I wish there would be a ranged dps spec for monk similar to their healing style.",Hah I can't get into BM or MW on my monk but like WW +"I think if it wasn't for Iraq, he would of been par. But Iraq really fucked up a lot of things.","I think if you ommitted Iraq, Bush would have been considered a pretty decent president minus the NSA spying and Patriot Act" +He's on the gear boys.,Bois +Just Landed in IIPM,Pls 2 ban OP for this wahiyad post. +The Making a Murderer effect - Police interrogation of kids under debate in Tennessee. Bonus quote from JB in article,Thank goodness people are paying attention. +A bad team will never notice they lost a healer - well spoken,Or they'll notice it and blame you for switching off even if they can't carry their own weight +WITH ME ITS 09:11 EVERY TIME I LOOK. sometimes I'd pick up the phone and litterly see it go from 9:10 to 9:11,"There's probably some psychological explanation, since the numbers have a set meaning you remember that you look at that number more than something like 1:43" +Obama is such a cuck! The only balls he has are golf balls!,"Given how awful golfer he is, I would say he loses those on regular basis as well" +"Well if that means she's going to do porn in ten years,well, I say it's a win win.",Spoken like someone who hasn't seen any clips from Sunny's porn +Why? Why not give something like food to the homeless or toys for children in need? Why plan b?,If he gives out plan b that will make fewer children in need. +"I have a maxed Unworthy Thor, but still on the fence for T2ing him. I am running a 25% Def Pen /29% Lightning/16% Max Hit Point Recovery obelisk and POAAH. My question is is it worth moving to IAAG or DDE for him? I am not deeply invested, ISO-wise, in POAAH at this time.",unworthy thor is fun to use for me so i would say he's worth it since hes a SL solo at T2 but only if you have all your must-have T2s done already. +tl:dw?,cs castle +"It's not lazy to socialize your children though, no matter how much you work (or not). Some people don't like being full time stay at home/parents, and that's totally okay.",Full time is excessive ... part time is understandable. +That is internal party policy. Not a general election. The parties are allowed to conduct themselves as they see fit but is not representative of the democracy as a whole. Trump is claiming the actual election is rigged.,Do you think bush won 2000 fair and square? +i still think he will be the starter by the time the season ends.,If that's the case Gibson will have failed and we'll have bigger problems moving forward. +I forgot singleplayer mode and probably lots more. I haven't included 'minor' content releases like items.,server login queue for .61 +That is a sturdy fence,That guys gonna get a flood of orders. +I too desire a standing desk...,"What a pussy, walk it off!" +Anyone else think it's hilarious that I Know A Guy can grab Tirion?,"It can't get Tirion though, at least not without playing I Know A Guy as a paladin." +"I believe they had a limited number in their inventory. Regardless, they are donating 100 percent of the profits to the team, so if they have 4 or 5 then it makes sense to have an auction; there will always be a few people with extra money who are interested in getting a jersey (especially if they know they will also be donating to a good cause). An auction may get the team more money that they will desperately need to support the families of the deceased and rebuild, so I support the auction 100%","I support it too, just thought they has a lot to auction off at first" +When does ranked get better?,When you git gud? +when I ran across it just now it looked unremoved to me.,well shit on my shillelagh you are right +"why? all the aim lasers are still red, which is the problem. He should be sadder now since lux will see a play spike.",this is why reddit needs more +"At some point today a Spartan fan is going to click on this thread with the intention of making a very specific joke, and I am going to take that opportunity away from them: $6 still costs more than two Cokes.",Hang on just a minute here.... are we talking stadium prices or grocery store prices? +What Is Your Height?,"5'8, honestly I think it's an ideal height for me." +Well straight men would probably never find themselves in the situation anyway lol.,"Fine, getting pegged by their gf then" +Right? Our freedoms went out the door with him. Wake up sheeple.,Ten thousand years... +"I was there. Cheers from Bulgaria's Black Sea coast, it was 24 today.",It was +17C in Winnipeg yesterday. +Nobody likes you.,Poor automod... :/ +Maybe he meant to point out Med'an doesn't have any levels in druid?,"Don't give them ideas, he might go live with the nelfs for a few years to learn all there is abuot druid magic so he can be even more powerful and save the world with his uberness." +Donald Trump will be the only US president ever with no political or military experience,"he ran a multi-billion dollar company, which is like a mini nation in itself that is certainly greater than any silly military experience, or being a crooked career politician" +My landlord is a sweet Indian women and she won't step foot in my house because she's scared of my cats.,awwww How do we train sweet Indian landlady out of the fear? +"I don't think so, OP refers to her as his 'girlfriend of the time'",Maybe because she's his wife now? +not like you think. We employ around 50 people and they get paid around $2000-2500$ per month usd. they work 12-14 hours a day 6 days a week. Hard work comes good pay well for china that is very good I guess for usa normal,"50 People is a lot of people to keep lips sealed, what are the laws in China for what you do?" +Precisely what I was thinking. He'd be golden. He'd have his pick. OP really would not have fucked him over in the least.,"He'd have his pick, but there's also a diminishing amount of females for him to meet that haven't been married or already had kids." +"According to Gizmodo, you need a $400 GPU to match the PS4 for 4K.","And here i am thinking i needed 1080 sli, maybe il just get a ps4!" +Sexually?,ooookkkkk thennnnn +You realize the dev is a person who gets busy or sick and should be able to take breaks when needed.,"Uh dude the point of this post was not that OP was salty at the dev for not releasing an update, OP was curious if the next update would have something interesting." +"Orlando, Florida here. Looks like they changed the early voting locations from 2012. Instead of the library in downtown with plenty of nearby parking garages and a free bus in the downtown area, the closest polling station is the election commission's office with pretty much no parking. The early voting station for western Orange county is in the no mans land between Winter Garden and Disney on a two lane road in a golf course. I'm not sure if this was done on purpose or if there were legitimate logistical reasons.",Vote by mail. +Us players with jpn artwork bugs able to purchase packs at crazy cheap prices,Yea id actually buy them at that price. +Not safe for dicks?,A lot of places aren't safe for dicks but you're going to have to use your own intuition for that +The Navy can't fire its awesome new gun because the rounds cost nearly $1 million each,"Send the design and manufacture to China, I'm sure they make a knock-off for a tenth the cost" +ironically,Oops I meant to say unironically +"May I just get a taste of your aggro meta? Because every single deck I play destroys aggro, it's the endless stream of midrange with occasional Druids and control warriors that bothers me.","Sure, come visit me on EU Standard ranks 19-16." +chivas regal,This is a blend not a single malt. +"It is easy to frighten people who don't know the facts, so easy that an entire political party uses fear in place of policies.",Large organization that uses fear for political gain == terrorism. +What are some other memorable EA/MUT Gaffes? This one is probably the worst. MUT 25 LE Bowman was pretty bad back in the day.,"Bo Jackson gift leaked before release to certain people, Easter Egg gate, the Silver Leaf fiasco...there's a ton of them..this one is the worst." +The lesbian therapist in the LGBT clinic in the low-income area. The counselor in the church-run (but not preachy) outreach center. The therapist in the rural county mental health clinic. The LCSW in one of the most economically depressed small cities in the US. All therapists I've had. All immensely helpful. All *clearly* rolling in the dough.,Most helpful therapists I've had were grad students and we rarely talked about gender. +"There are some easy teams on this schedule, but the timing og games is just tough. Handful of back-to-backs and no more than a day off between any of the games. The Clips depth is going to be tested during this stretch.",Playing starters for 3 quarters certainly helps! +I feel bad for the mom.,No parent deserves an autist of this level... +This didn't happen. I can sense your lies,Take your ignorant insults elsewhere. +Hitman gets into the Christmas Spirit! (Hitman #22),This would make a good netflix series +Why is VR suddenly becoming a big deal? I remember VR being talked about back in the 90s and it was seriously in its infancy but was still relatively cool. Then I feel like we didn't really hear about it much until like the last 2 years or so. What makes it such a hot topic? Do people have massive expectations about it going somewhere or is it still like in a trial/infancy stages?,It finally reached the technology to actually be great VR was always inevitable but back when they first tried it they were way out of their depth Now it looks amazing +Which everyday product would be weird if it had a 'industrial strength' or 'medical grade' version?,Industrial strength toothpaste. +"tl;dw: It survived. 5 of them jumped off, 2 didn't make it.",TIL rubber chickens are made of barnacle geese. +Lincoln did lie as president and he also rigged the nomination... and yet we consider him the most honest president of all time? LOL,Tell me your thoughts on Hillary Clinton. +"His staff said he isn't into name calling, but I have no idea how they could say that with a straight face.",This just in: campaigns lie. +Can we talk about shootyhoops? Because that's all I've got left.,Women's shootyhoops is where the real action is at. +I got you what's your steam?,JSOCOM +"The Raid 2 makes me think too much, but yeah, it's still awesome but not as fun.","They are both brilliant in their own ways, the raid is nonstop action, but the sequel makes he fights matter so much more and have a lot more weight behind them." +"(You're not in Oxford are you?) I drive part time in the exact situation you described and I walk home with $150 a night (minimum) on Thurs, Fri and Saturday nights that I work. I usually drive from 8pm - 2am / 3am depending on how busy it is.",No not in Oxford +"I don't put much stock in what Reynad says. He's super inconsistent and is heavily influenced by the chat's behavior. Deck thinning doesn't exist in hearthstone? In ToTGC he praised Mysterious Challenger for doing exactly that -thinning the deck of almost worthless secrets to consistently have amazing turns 6, 7, and 8. He also cried about how his version of secret pally was the best and he got no credit. Typical Reynad. Not a bad guy, but I wouldn't put a ton of stock into his on stream rants provoked by the chat. He does occasionally put together some decent lists though.","In his defense, deck thinning isn't relevant when you have one card being removed, but does start to be relevant once 3-5 cards are" +The next election is going to be held in 2020. Aka every 4 years,Not if Trump wins +"Yup, this is exactly what my boss says every time we talk about documenting everything we do and making sure there are SOPs on absolutely everything. Everyone I work with has such a specific job, if one of got hit by a bus, there would be no way someone could cover for them unless their daily routine was mapped out.",Do you work for me? +Anyone noticing a lot more spawns?,No +I broke up with my girlfriend and moved out. She moved into the neighboring apartment. What do I do?,"you've got a lot of good advice here already, but i wanted to add this: don't forget that when your lease is up, move and don't tell her where you're going (prefrably you should move while she is out of town)." +"D&D 5e Star Wars conversion opinions. First, I want to lead by saying that I've spent a good deal of time with the search function and I know that many people think highly of both the current SWRPG game (Edge of the Empire et al) and the Saga game that is a sort of bridge between Pathfinder and 4e. I would strongly prefer to pick up the EotE system, but that isn't plausible at the moment as you'll see. I've started a new 5e group recently. We've had our session 0 and we are ready to jump in. Of course, having just seen Rogue One, I've been bitten by the Star Wars bug and really want to get a Star Wars game started. However, most of my group didn't have any of the D&D books or gear and just invested in those things in a big way because I got them started on it. Because of this, I can't see asking them to jump systems abruptly without even cracking open the 5e books that they bought. At the same time, I do have some inspiration I want to work with and I already have a well established D&D group playing in a homebrewed fantasy setting and would really like the change. My plan is to pitch a 5e version of Star Wars. I think it will be well received, most of the group are HUGE SW fans like I am. However, I'm curious about people's experiences with the 5e conversion PDF that is floating around or experiences with direct reskins of the 5e classes and races. I am experienced with DMing (30+ years) and homebrewing, if that matters. Any input would be super-helpful. Thank you in advance! TL;DR I've checked out the SWRPG options and can't use them. Opinions and experiences about the Star Wars 5e conversion and homebrewing Star Wars from 5e please and thank you.","Also you can just rename all the weapons with laser so like laser axe, and laser halbird" +What was/is your favorite FNAF 2 theory?,Pink Guy. +What is very dangerous and can attack at anytime?,Ur mom. +Which kind of Slav are you?,4/6 are true Slavs. +Both cheated to help Hillary. Guess which one CNN fired.,Wolf hasn't been getting paid for years; he doesn't notice and nobody's told him. +Savage,Accurate. +Klay does the Facebook rapid fire challenge with epic results,Nickname: He should say 420SwagLord as he stares deeply into the camera. +"Just to be clear here, I don't think *the right* is anti-Semitic, I do however think the alt-right, or what I take to be the alt-right, is....",I understand what you meant +The profile of MLB's 30 managers,"So I want to be a college educated catcher who has never managed in the minors, 1/3 ain't too bad" +"I don't know, are you?",;) +"Communism isn't good either, I think socialism is a good balance (literally look at the political spectrum)","Not really, I do agree with some aspects of it but other than that capitalist fares better." +One thing that I noticed you didn't mention was changing your sheets. Make sure to wash your sheets weekly along with pillow cases and blankets. Use good detergent and lots of dryer sheets (if it doesn't bother you). It would help by showering before and after bed.,There's really only a need to shower just after bed if that's the case. +I'm willing to bet someone somewhere made porn of this long ago. I'd bet real money too.,There's a hentai anime of that; I think the name was 'Dream Note' or something. +"If your battery is *actually* dead, this probably won't work in a modern car. No ignition, no fuel pressure, no ECU.",I always thought it was pretty much only for if the starter is dead +We both work and make almost the exact same,Then your 50% there +"I like the theory that it was the other way around. The crazier she got, the more attracted she got to Master Chief, so she altered her appearance to try and seduce him.",That actually makes sense to me +"A no fly zone isn't going to start a war. That's Putin beating his chest, and the idea that you're scared of Putin, and you're not willing to fight in order to protect the very freedoms hundreds of thousands of *other* Americans died to protect, is far too typical. Putin is afraid of Hillary, because she's had decades to learn intricately how foreign governments work. She's solid. Don't be afraid of Putin, and don't let something Putin says affect your judgement. He's not your friend.","Right now, Russia is the only country invited by Syria." +President Park Willing to Take Orderly Resignation,she should have done this weeks ago +"That may indeed be true. I dare say if people could experience life from a fish's perspective for 60 seconds & then come back & be themselves with the memory of the experience intact, most wouldn't eat fish regardless of extinction risk.",No sushi for you! +Has anyone had any luck with Lightake US Warehouse? They have dirt cheap prices (Moyu AoSus for $8) and ship rather quickly from the reviews it has received.,"Ordered a Weilong GTS and SS 7x7 from them, had 0 issues, shipped and arrived fast." +"I work at USMA and have the utmost respect for your father. I'm just a WG7 at Arvin Gym, but he always says hi every morning during his workout. Seems like a genuine dude. Anyway, go army! Tell him the civilian workers want a 59 on Monday for the win!!",I'm sure y'all will get one. +They said in an interview they would just use garrison,"I'm seeing garrison on the show, and his characteristics seem to bear no resemblance to Trump IRL" +"2016 has been kind to the mid range market The 625 is a great chip for damn near everything and kills the 820 in efficiency , if you don't play the heaviest games on the play store it holds up wonderfully. Will see how it ages but I'm impressed.",I see I see. +I laughed at this. Sorry..,"Well, you laughed, but Trevor is literally dying." +The AFC South has a combined point differential of -1259 since 2011.,Heh +What happened to equal protection under the law? Why do massive manhunts only happen when a cop gets shot?,Because some animals are more equal than others. +Kuyt top at Feyenoord too. Good times! Xabi at Bayern too tho,Don't forget Brad Jones! +Dupreeh and Karrigan INSANE timing!,Glaive aimlock at the end :O +Bring your baby.,KILL THE CHILDREN +I'm free if you're still available. =),Going online +The Endgame - Full White Genocide Documentary,Mods please delete this racist spam. +Grooms last night out! Hey guys I'm looking for a place to go and hang out tonight. We have 6 prior military guys coming into town for the grooms wedding tomorrow. We can do the whole bar scene but we're hoping you guys could give me some better ideas.,Drive to umitilla hit the strip club. +Your parking ticket police have guns?... Why?,Because they're still police. +"Y-Wings, B-Wings, Tie Bombers and Tie Defenders confirmed as AI wingman via pick-ups WE WERE RIGHT. THIS IS AWESOME",holy shit Tie Defenders you did us good DICE thanks for making these suckers canon again! +Looking forward to Kanye West's presidential run in 2020.,I'd rather him be president over Trump lol +Click on the other discussions tab to read some tasty reactionary salt,"There'll be plenty of salt for them to mine in GULAG, comrade." +thank you for posting girly! this is perfect :),Thanks for inviting me :) we all gotta embrace those imperfections:) +Working on it!,WELL WORK HARDER! +What in the living fuck is this?,"Cause if I were going to pick one candidate to shoot harambe and one to protect him, this is exactly the way I would see it playing out." +Which is why Trump supporters think it's true.,The fact that there is no evidence just proves the conspiracy! +"I get that she's smart, I don't think anyone can argue that, but do you truly believe she hasn't committed any crimes? I just don't understand that level of cognitive dissonance. I'm voting Johnson and letting the chips fall where they may- but you Hillary supporters all seem so blind or willfully ignorant of how God awful she is.","But she isn't, though." +i'm literally shaking,Lmao +"A teenager without helmet, no mirrors and high speed","Just a smack on the face from a truck, I'm sure he'll li- [gets run over by a bus twice] Yeah, he's dead alright." +"Problem is that by the time I always find that mag, I have so many caps that getting below 100 caps is actually difficult. Finding enough ammo on merchants to convert 50,000 caps to ammo is annoying given limited supply quantities.","The nice thing about the vendors in the Nuka Market is that they respond the ammo right when you leave, so you just have to exit and re-enter and you can buy a whole bunch of ammo again." +And your assumption is based on what???? Is this your first time grocery shopping? Call your Mom and ask her if you should shop at small elite specialty shops or the state-wide biggest grocery store in Texas. She may well reach through the phone wire (?) and smack you upside the head.,"Central Market is the high end version of HEB, it's not *entirely* unreasonable to imagine that they would have similar prices on bulk goods if you're completely naive." +<--- Number of plates of tendies that will be knocked out of mothers' hands once the election results are in.,I don't want to live in a world where meme magic doesn't win elections! +"My personal favorite are the jack wagons that are only capable of ramming the damn ship into the beach at objective B on Fao Fortress, keeling it over, and making it useless all while standing on the horn. BWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPP","Then it's you asked me to move it, so there you go, asshole" +"I am 16 and I don't really have any problems tbh. There are minor things but in general, life is good! I hope that everybody who's life is not that good that it'll get better. Everybody has rough times but what helped me throughout my juvenile life is to look forward to something, always have something to look forward to!",Is there a sub for teenagers that's not full of shitposts and potential pedophiles? +Snippets of Eminem performing Infinite live,Never seen before +Get you a girl that can do both etc,Hauntingly similar to what's his name from H3H3 +Isn't Russia currently bombing all non-Assad forces in Syria into dust? That's hardly arming Syrian rebels.,Specifically bombing Syrian opposition and not bombing ISIS. +You have your mother's eyes Harry.,TIL i have harry's eyes. +Maybe make ashely run slower than a normal survivor? 10% slower maybe?,"And people would just get her teachable, then get them on meg" +Honestly I think it would be super cool if a university hunted groups of students. Would keep everybody on edge and teach valuable life lessons.,Thanks for the chuckle. +"At that speed would the nuclei even fuse? Maybe I'm off base, but the ridiculous amount of energy delivered by that truck would scatter anything it hit at a sub atomic level. Heck maybe this truck is the key to observing the beginning of a new universe, since the energy it carries is probably more than all energy in the universe right now.",Yea pretty much but even if it isn't at make a new universe level it probably traveling fast enough that the subatomic force won't have time to feel each other and the truck will just slip through. +"Glenn Beck Says He Supports Black Lives Matter, Thinks Trump Is 'Unhinged'","Of course Glenn does, where else is he going to score all that ~~cocaine~~ outrage fuel?" +"Goddamn, Mexico is a badass.",That was cartel Mexico +The illegals are right!,#BASED. +"I love this patch, keep up the Good work epic Last hitting early game feels good again, fixes ps4 audio issues, made some graphical tweaks it looks like, new skins, new hero, more appropriate game times, better feeling travel mode, and creep waves actually growing big and becoming a threat. Man I love this patch, and this game. Gonna buy some coins for the new steel skin. First time I've ever participated in a video game Micro Trans. but Epic deserves it for releasing such a great game for freew",This is like one of those fake reviews posted on google maps +modeling standards are kinda low in England aren't they?,She was page three +"Somebody caption this with You Came to the Wrong Neighborhood, Motherfucker. Like... literally.","Yeah, I had a feeling my smartphone would soon become theirs." +"Help my Civ game wore down into two Civs on my distant borders attacking me. China on my left has a massive, MASSIVE army of Knights surrounding my city. We're on Friendly terms, but they keep sending this army at me. We are not at War, so it is just both of us piling units up. On the right, Arabia has declared War on me, and every few turns three Mamalukes arrive, literally don't attack, and when I kill them three more arrive. Nothing else is occurring in the game. Have I encountered some kind of Loop? This is not fun hahaha.",Eternal War 2: Arabic Boogaloo +Hollywood couldn't have made it better,Them dang ol' Duke boys are at it again +2016 2SS - Converted Mustang owner,Now you don't have to worry about crashing +What is something that the whole world agrees on?,I'm cute +swag insane 1v5 clutch,I see people sayin' they wanna be as good as Stew or FalleN or all these pros but man... I'd wanna be as good as swag at this game lol what a nutty player +I feel like everybody should be able to type their password quickly. Don't you type it 10 times a day? Muscle memory? My computer password is 11 random numbers and it takes like a second for me to get in.,A good number of my passwords are muscle memory and I keep getting screwed trying to type them on a new phone +You know that the DDoS was on the node 3 and not directly at NCSoft...?,lol'd at that guy +Getting perma-banned for the first time on the PS4,Wow.. Cool story. +What is the best way to raise my MMR?,Win +Sure. I'll post a review on this subreddit or I'll just post here or something. Might not be here for about one and a half week though.. (Delays from TC and shipping time and weekends.),Alright man I'm looking forward to it! +"You know what's great, the cowboys remain the last team with only one loss",The Cowboys are also playing a last place schedule because of how atrocious they were last year. +Weed Flavor text: 420. Passive. Grants permanent flight.,appearance: gives isaac sunglasses +I know! it's KFC right?,Not to be confused with K&R C. +Fun fact : Murky still has Clairvoyance.,That's why he sucks +If a goal was still scored you only tried (but failed) to deny the obvious opportunity though ;),"Yep, but the laws don't allow you to punish intent in this instance - so it's unsporting behaviour instead, which is a yellow." +Worker bees can leave Even drones can fly away The queen is their slave,dude +You want to say that my recognition skills are amazing?,"Mainly I wanted to say that it's not worth NSFWing, but yeah, you do appear to have a good eye for 2d pussie." +Let's Play - Uno,Gavin literally predicts himself will have to draw seven cards before having the right one lol +You can't escape the white man.,White woman* +"A little back story: A few years ago I was dating this girl and her father REALLY hated me. Which was a bit odd as most parents love me (or at least lie about it real well). He was just a huge prick and I always called him on his shit. Anyways, her parents got divorced, we broke up a few months later etc etc. Fast forward to around a year later. Me and girl from Tinder were dating for a few months and things were starting to get serious. We're at the point where she wants me to meet her family. Mother, step father, little sister. Why not? I have no problems meeting them, lets do it i said. She told me how excited her step dad was to meet me as it turns out we both happen to be Kansas City Chiefs fans. Well, fuck me if it wasn't the same asshole father of my ex girlfriend...",This sounds like the setup for a feel good holiday rom-com +"Just a quick word of warning: although you can go into income drawdown now, don't necessarily count on it being something that you can do by the time you're 58 and can access the pension. Pension rules are at the whim of politics, and it's likely that things will change significantly in the next 30 years. As an example, prior to a couple of years ago, you'd've had to have bought an annuity. Now you don't need to. There's nothing can say that these pension freedoms will persist. Obviously with a SIPP you get tax relief which is valuable (especially if you're a higher-rate taxpayer) but it's worth considering keeping another pot in an easier-to-access account (ISA maybe) in case, by the time you requires, pensions are a very different beast.","Good shout, thanks." +I am the guy who has 10mil+ coins without spending money. These are a some of my Oct 10-18 flips.,Wow this looks like fun +Do I vote at my old residence? IN,"Granted, I don't know Indiana law, but if you were in Florida I would advise you to cast your ballot in the precinct you were most recently registered at to avoid confusion and uncertainty." +Is economical situation that bad?,"It is fucked up,literally I don't know how to describe it in any other way." +Hello id like my flair pls,"Hmmm, seems 'shopped...." +"Ok, this one is hilarious. Kasich should just keep touring diners trying to get free food.",Kasich is owned by the pancake house lobby. +Can I play this with a friend even if he isn't sitting beside me? If we both opened the page you linked on our computers and connected our phones?,"You'd have to share the screen with some other tool, but since this is turn-based, it will work because latency isn't too much of an issue - you don't need to be close to each other to connect to the same airconsole session." +"Winston is my favorite matchup tbh. It's an intense game of chicken, because basically whoever disengages first is likely to lose.","naa, disengage to reload, if they immediately pursue, they'll likely have to reload when they get to you" +Trangulating.... Also... if you are quoting yourself... are the quotes really necessary?,Also spelling ideology wrong. +Madlife not unlikely,It's tough to ask a NA/EU team to spend a highly valuable import slot on a support. +"Sucks, but probably for the best. I just hope Bosh see's it the same way, and doesn't try anything stupid or tries to draw this out.","It's hard, but I think with a little time Chris will see it for what it is." +Jeff Fisher is a fucking idiot.,Yup +AOA Mina,mina pls +The aid argument is always silly. These countries have piss poor and poorly organized militaries. Why not just send our troops to our borders and fuck anyone who tries to mess with us? It's as if we're afraid to enforce the law.,And once we fucked everyone who tries to mess with us we'll tell Putin that he can't fuck with Ukraine. +"U gotta put me in your top 8, tho.",gotcha fam +"What the heck is Yeezy? A search on DuckDuckGo, Google, or Bing, results in some pairs of shoes.",You're really pushing it. +How would a Nevada punishment affect NY? Do they honor other states?,"Generally, yea." +If you actually pay attention in the video he turns into Tassadar and reaches high templar status,Red archon? +"It's actually way easier. You don't need to download anything besides the game file. Unzip it and it just plays in your browser. I used to play a bunch of RAGS games, but it's kinda tough to make sure you have the right version sometimes.","Played through it once, figured out what triggers what, not bad, going through again trying to maximize femininity now." +France Flirts With a Free-Market Revolutionary,Free-Market has become cover for allowing economic parasites to run wild. +Lol. The man is not even President yet and he's already being accused of being the worst President ever,Amazingly he is achieving that before ever taking office. +Trump: 'I don't want China dictating to me',He has already got Putin's hand up his butt working his mouth. +"What Is The Alt-Left? Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, Climate Science Cited By Right As Evidence Of Extreme Liberalism",There is no alt-left that compares to the neo-nazi's that masquerade as the alt-right. +Minnesota Poll: 55 percent say Trump unfit for job because of lewd remarks,What percentage think he is unqualified because he is just f#@king insane? +Definitely not an all man thing... Reading this I was thinking to myself whaaaaat? They STANDto wipe??,I think that's all our reactions when we find out :P It's just so bizarre! +Als 19 jarige man moet ik op 50+ stemmen.,"Volgens mij is er een ongetapte bron aan stemmers voor de 50+ partij, ik 21 en voor een of andere reden ook altijd 50+" +It's now just very controversial. But yeah. It's like voting season but on reddit.,Or it shows that not everyone in the world cares about US politics and this is just another small variation on every Trump/Clinton question on r/Askreddit that has been posted here for the last couple of months. +"Trump gets impeached and removed, they get Mike Pence as president, which I'm sure almost all of them would prefer. The only problem is that as the party whose president got impeached, your chances on 2020 won't look that great.","I was thinking that Pence was Trumps you cant impeach me, look at what's replacing me card." +yes but he responds petulantly after she accuses him of having poor temperament.,Bu... but he's so off the cuff and spontaneous +"Do you have any tips for rooting a ficus microcarpa? I had no luck so far (maybe because the branches were too small?). And ofc congratz on this one, and the pot is really nice.","Air layering has almost always been more reliable for tree cuttings, for me." +Averages like 110k a year right?,Around $150k+ +"Anyone know the breakdown using Donaldson Ironman bonus, how many tix per Yetis grind?",I wanna say that I was getting like 70 tickets every two games or something like that... and I had maybe 8/9 players with 85+ durability +"Some kids sent thank you cards, I like this one.",Buy Pepe +"Exactly. There will be a six-packed, goofy, emasculated white guy who can't do anything by himself. This Ryan Cum Guzzling has made a career out of being PC Hollywood's bitch. You just know it's gonna be him. Now, talking about that fat manatee, Amy Schummer would be a perfect fit, if we were to resurrect that amazing contest, **Fatty Pig Fatty**. I'd bet my bottom dollar she'd be a strong candidate to win it.",John Cena? +She wanted to know why I've been using up all the data. I couldn't tell her I've been using Reddit So I just lied and told her I've been watching porn,Aren't those the same thing? +"When abortion was illegal: untold stories (1992) - stories of what women were willing to do in times of desperation, knowing that it could lead to tremendous pain, injury, infertility and death. We never talk about how things used to be, and how history could repeat itself if we let it",Op: we never talk about this repost +Were the protestors trespassing?,"Eminent domain, technically the construction crew and security are trespassing with government permission." +12 3's is a record? Make that old,"corporate marketing campaign...That's fresh, that's entertaining" +"I don't even know one person who actually likes U2. I'm sure they exist, but I've never met one.","Joshua tree and earlier, Ill raise my hand." +To be fair you probably won't play a better D line this year.,"Gains, Qualls and Vea are all high level NFL prospects.." +I'm sleeping with a crowbar and a Bible next to me... - T_D gets spooked by Satan...,How rational. +"Whenever Christians starts a conversation about Jesus bring up Isaac Newton. Isaac Newton was Born December 25, he searched for mathematical messages from god in the bible and never found anything. He changed the world with the invention of calculus, arguably doing more good than the Historical messiah. Near the end of his life he destroyed the only painting of his nemesis Robert Hooke, so now we do not even know what hooke looked like. Infact let's make December 25 Isaac Newton day. Side note: I do realize that the historical jesus was most likely born in the summer but most christians do not. Any thoughts about, or contributions to, this argument?",But Isaac Newton was a Christian! +From Yelp: Old Dairy Queen Hot Dog,that's what a zombie dick looks like. +A boy is beheaded by a Brazilian gang,"Goddamn, Brazil!" +Vice Gaming (Waypoint) does a gaming stream and play Chess and Scrabble. -- They don't know how to play.,"If you don't know how to play chess, do your fucking research before streaming chess..." +Shouldn't he be paying that money he owes because Obama was born in America before trying to sue anyone?,That's assuming he has $5mil to spare. +At that point in time they didn't realize that Australia and Antarctica were 2 separate continents -- the former was only just discovered a few decades before -- and they didn't realize it was an island -- while the latter wasn't even actually discovered or charted. Just theorized -- hence it being labelled as Terra Australis Incognita (Unknown Southern Land). They must have thought at the time that Australia was the northern edge of this unknown southern continent -- hence their being connected/blended on the map. Wasn't until the following century that Captain James Cook explored Australia further and realized the error...,Thank you very much +Great move Activision. This should breath some life into the game. Can't wait to see what else they have in store!,Troll? +yeah what is up with that? too many 12 year olds smoking weed and using smart phones?,I think you're right tbh +We have to play the Patriots next. On the road. On a short week. With them coming off a bye. Even if we were on a neutral field with the same amount of rest I wouldn't feel very confident in a win but now I'm just hoping we keep it within 1 possession,But u got refs +I don't think there is threat of a strike? Didn't they have a wage freeze last year?,Teachers had a wage freeze for several years in a row actually. +wait til you play cod4,This sub will be littered with crazy shenanigans and the tears of kids who didn't get the chance to play it in all its original glory. +Having a hard time healing me in a covered area with no possible threat nearby? I'm just gonna jiggle 'round a whole bunch for ya. - Everyone.,I often miss when people suddenly stop running when I heal them. +fifthworldproblemsSS seems to have taken the Brown Acid...,"exactly my thoughts i have no experiences with any drugs, but even i can straight up tell that drugs were involved in that one.." +"Sounds like you need to play some Mycareer, get a higher overall, a few badges, go play Pro-Am walk-on, and rep up a bit in an area with less lag and teams that are automatically built. If I was to start a new account I would do exactly that.",I'm 83 for now with no more attribute points so I still do play my career for more upgrade points. +"OP worded it wrong. It's a legal grey area that's being investigated at the moment. A player like Ronaldo earns hundreds of millions every year. If it turns out that he earns more than he's declared in order to avoid paying more tax, wouldn't that be an issue in your eyes? If the average citizen can pay his/her fair share amount of tax, why can't he?","It is indeed a legal gray area, but often times these athletes are hiring tax lawyers to make sure they pay the least amount of taxes legally possible, whether or not Ronaldo is doing that I'm unsure, but in plenty of cases what these athletes are doing is perfectly legal and every average citizen can do the same Furthermore most of the athletes and 1%'ers have no problem with the idea of taxation and paying taxes in of itself, they have a problem with what their tax money is being used (or in their eyes wasted) on" +"Umm, this is **literally** the same standard used by the Nazis to determine Jewishness","You can't fool me, you're just using facts to further your liberal agenda." +fite me irl,"Leggo my eggo, fgt." +"Denmark, Danmark, Danish. Danskarna tror de kan smutskasta oss! Upp till kamp och upp till Google Images med deras sanna verkliga natur!",bjork bjork bjork +King on twitter...always having fun,Haha fuckin King always makes me crack up +I lick ur blobs! Let's get kinky!,*klinky +Can you please add me ?,"Yep, added!" +Trump camp filing lawsuit against Clark County for keeping polls open for early voting. Not a sign of confidence.,"Yeah, how dare they let people vote!" +Who would ya'll say are the best looking players in the league?,Probably someone on the patriots. +These three dapper gentlemen,...why +Did you enjoy watching a clan suicide its own members for the final 5 minutes? It wasn't even a good example of clan combat which they talked up the entire broadcast as it was literally just barrage a single spot aided by a gate which doesn't even normally exist in the game preventing people from rushing in!,"U cant blame them just because no clan could kill any RoT members and all of them survived lol, sure it wasnt the best watch but it just showed how dominant they are" +If reddit was an acronym (R.E.D.D.I.T.) what would it stand for?,Recreational Experience Determined Demonstrative Informational Timeline +How did you get the second row of boxes to stand up in the back? What did you put underneath them?,I use 3 boxes and put two sideways and one in top +it should be a dead draw after black plays Bc8 then Bd7. then bring your king to f6. it's an indestructible fortress and you have plenty of time to build that.,That was my immediate reaction as well & seems correct; I waited for someone else to post this first in case I was overlooking something obvious. +Using statistics only focusing on Islamic terrorism is a surefire way of confirming your worst fears about Islam.,It's like the IRA never existed lmao +"In the current state, Inferno Dragon is not legendary-worthy to say the least.","Y'all talk shit about cards without knowing what you're talking about, Inferno Dragon is far from trash." +Multiple Robberies!,somebody should build a wall +SMALL CAT GET YOUR BUTT OUT OF MY FACE,SMALL CAT YOU'RE NOT PEOPLE +"In addition, the main bad guy (iirc) is named Kurisu Takaya, or Chris Tucker",Nobody with Tucker in their name shall *ever* be trusted! +What do you guys think Lynx Titan will do after 200m all? Title.,Probably get 200m exp in all skills on his alt. +It is like flipping coin 40 times and getting tails everytime....could happen though unlikely.,"The DNC is quite expert at that, like in the Iowa primaries." +"Luckily my doc knows and tries to be as quick and gentle as possible. I have some kind of mental condition (can't think of what doc called it) that makes it extremely hard for me to unclench down there, even when relaxed. I also can't use tampons for this reason. I'm very fortunate my doctor is sympathetic, and she expects the panic attack that is about to occur when I get a pap done.","Vaginismus, perhaps?" +"Yeh M still would have sufficed, anyone who's both playing GTA and 17 and up, knows what sex is....I hope.",Old conservatives still have this delusion that young people aren't and shouldn't be exposed to sex until they're 18 (or married if they're particularly douchey). ++1 for McCown. Coleman is coming back and Browns are always going to behind in games ROS meaning more passes thrown.,If McCown lasts the rest of the season I'll be surprised. +"A couple years ago my wife and I got a flat tire on the eastbound lane. Talk about shit ur pants frightening, those 18 wheelers barely scraped by our bumpers jumping in the other lane",Holy shit that must have been an...experience +"Brazilians of Reddit, what's Rio like now that the Olympics are over?",I did not know the economy was good enough to support Brazilians of redditors. +"Sorry for another suggestion post, but can we get a Sorry! emote for us Canadian Guardians? Sometimes when I screw up in a matchmaking activity I really want my fireteam know that Im sorry. This would save me time instead of sending them messages.",It's pronounced soar-wry =) Hopefully you guys just see I'm taking the piss; this is a joke post. +pro tip,Please don't appropriate English as you are natively speaking bullshit kthanksbye +"I like butter, peanut butter, and honey on untoasted bread. Not going to ask people to try it, though ...",peanut butter and butter is awesome so I can imagine adding honey would just make it even better. +"Pay for it. According to some crazies out there (feminists), that means I'm a rapist.","Oh everyman is a rapist, I've never heard a hand give consent" +'War for the Planet of the Apes' poster,"Monkey Fallout 4, now with more Skyrim." +did the holocaust happen?,Do some research with an open mind and find out for yourself if you believe the holocaust happened. +"I'm not going to google it... but as far as I remember it can also start a clause (a sub-sentence in a larger sentence) with the meaning of 'having' as in the following example: 'having seen this film, I can tell you how it ends'.",It can also be used as since +YES on 1 victory party at the Westin tonight! Come by after polls close to celebrate making marijuana legal!,Anything happening up in Bangor? +"First thought, American Werewolf in London.",Whoa I've been thinking about this movie a lot lately! +if your stutter shows up in your typing you must have it rough,"Nice meme, all the kiddos at school must like you." +The newly erected wall between a refugee camp and a German suburb in Munich. It is taller than the Berlin wall.,Honecker Approves +"My Republican Congress women's response to an email asking to investigate Russian ties to trump before he took office included this gem Though I understand there are concerns with President-elect Trump, I believe that Congress needs to work with the White House in order to promote positive change. AFTER THE LAST 8 YEARS THIS IS SOMETHING YOU ARE REALLY GOING TO SAY??","Dude, a GOP congressperson admitting there are concerns about the incoming GOP president is halfway to winning!" +"I used to print shirts on the side. To be honest, even at this quality it likely wouldn't be super high quality by any means. It's definitely decent looking though, just manage your expectations OP!","This is a completely unrelated comment, but please tell me your username is a reference to Murdock from the A-team." +GET PAID,ALL THAT GLITERS IS GOLD +Cyrus Jones receives Practice Player of the Week jersey,ENJOY YOUR PRACTICE SQUAD TROPHY +"I hate ADS games, hipfire is better. They should make it so the rifles arn't punished by needing ADS.","You're entitled to your opinion, even if you're wrong." +So you want to export beefless big macs to the USA? Good luck my friend...,That's why you should take reddit advise seriously +"Safety Dance: Part 3 In continuing our tales of customers who just don't give a rat's behind about safety- I present to you all...this guy! Freight morning. I'm up a 12 foot ladder stocking boxes. Not a huge fan of heights but hey the ladder is sturdy enough right? Minding my damn business. Might have been humming along to the dulcet tones of Carrie Underwood over the speakers. The ladder jolts hard beneath me. Like, enough to rock me forward on my feet. I, of course, drop the box I'm holding and grab the rails with both hands as per the safety video. Is it an earthquake? Godzilla? No. It's a middle aged guy who desperately needs to get to the shelf behind the ladder. Me: Sir! I am on the ladder at the moment, if you'll let me get down I can- Guy: I'm fine. And he pushes the ladder again! Luckily it apparently budged enough to let him get an arm in, but I had such a panic attack that the manager had to come talk me down to go sit in the office and hyperventilate for a bit.",GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE LADDER ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME? +Whats the point of gems? I always had a surplus of money by making bullshit potions,"they look really cool when you put them all in a big pile, then you can swim in them Scrooge McDuck style." +"Anyone want to talk about the flop job Carpenter did? Dude acted like he blew out a knee and as soon as the refs started the announcement of the penalty, he stood up completely fine.","No, because Seattle always cheats by not calling penalties on themselves." +We get a lot of trolls. It takes plenty of work.,We're also all versions of the same bot. +Just one lie is enough. Thirty-One years,Real? +The Pixel phones will be IP53 water resistant.,So another year where the only innovation comes from Samsung and Apple? +"For real, I wamna play Bo3 but not fucking tdm, why is nobody playing SnD, hardpoint or capture the flag??? wtf",Because call of duty blows. +"If you grab her by the pussy, the pussy bites back.",That's so lame. +Prompto is great. Gravity ball is so useful it's hilarious Late game iggy on the other hand.,"Yeah, by end game specs is so useless it's like he's blind." +"What's a Lori Hendry? Should I be concerned that she looks and has the same first name as an ex girlfriend? What ideology does she back, can we guess by what was left out?",My guess would be conservative. +I'd really love to touch that man,I bet he gives the best hugs. +Undercover centipede caught on tape!,CNN: Racist White Male in black face votes for Trump! +"Hm, kinda didn't think the RGB thing through when it came to that - Thanks! Will probably pick up the Cloud 2's :D","Yep, never really seen the need for rgb headsets, dont see the point in them" +"Don't listen to others, I've had cats all my life, they do this when they feel cold, put a blanket on them and they uncurl themselves.","phew, well now I can just enjoy the pic :)" +There are 10 types of people in this world...,"Whites, Blacks, Hispanics, Asians, Slavs, Islanders, Snow People, Middle Easterners, Mixed, and Others?" +Damn I miss living there. Best city on Earth.,agreed +"Depending on the patch it's from, eating dirt seems the healthier option.",New product idea: Vicks vapo-dirt +That is quite the range of emotions.,Facial expressions are not emotions +"If this 70 year old man can get out there and vote in a blue state, you have no excuse! GET OUT THERE AND VOTE!!!",Me and my grandparents just voted for Trump in MA! +"Oh my god, you, like, sneeze glitter.","Preferential upgrade: Closet annihilator module, wood detector." +"Another chapter from the Book of TSM 1 1. And it was said before Worlds began, that the four best teams would be SKT, ROX, EDG and TSM. 2. And Cpt Jack picked SKT for Flash Wolves, and spoke thusly: 3. Never in groups shall these four teams meet. 4. And Weixiao pulled first the ball of RNG, the team of Uzi. Let them be a stone on which TSM may sharpen their swords, spake he. 5. And Weixiao pulled next the banner of H2K, which did affix unmovable the team of Samsung into the group of TSM. 6. Let Samsung fall before TSM, and give them the strength of confidence, spake he, before resuming his seat. 7. And Scarra pulled first the banner of Cloud 9, ensuring Splyce would find Group D, and Scarra said Let them be the food that sates not, but whets the appetite. 8. Thus, the three men ensured for TSM the strongest competition. 2 1. And Kobe said I'm going to go with TSM for number one. 2. And Zirene said I say TSM gets first. 3. And the guy who was not Kobe or Zirene said I think that TSM are the heavy favorites in this group. 4. And Bjergsen said nothing we can't get past, still feeling confident. 3 1. And Rox Tigers had an easy group. 2. And SK Telecom T1 had an easy group. 3. And Edward Gaming had an easy group. 4. Only Team Solomid would be tested in groups. 5. And Weldon spake, Let these weak teams be as salt water that brings forth rust. 6. TSM will emerge from groups hungry, sharp and confident. 7. The other teams will emerge fat from the excesses of their groups, and will be ill-prepared to face us. 8. But though we have confidence, we will not neglect our preparation. 9. And TSM did scrim hard with their eyes ever forward on the tasks ahead.",Solid Weldon quote. +CNN cancels appearance of Trump supporter after he destroyed them last night (WITH VIDEO),"I shed a tear, that was beautiful." +US Presidential polls: A Trump victory is (nearly) mathematically impossible,that's because a Clinton victory is riggedly probable +Anyone else see this as the single biggest issue regarding league in a long time? Riot saying play the meta or else anyone?,That's the biggest change that I got from this - Riot stepping in and enforcing the meta as a reason of taking action against an account. +"I'm so glad I watched the new Star Trek movies... As it led me to watch star trek TNG, this is the kind of show I've been looking for for a very long time. I can't believe I've never given it a chance. The acting and stories are just amazing, my favourite episode so far was Data's court case to decide whether or not he is property or a sentient being. Star trek really shows that you don't need action for an excellent series.",I watched TNG with my mom when they first aired and it's one of my favorite memories of her. +There's a spot there for shat the bed.,Quien te manda tomar tanto? +Something about this picture makes this look like the most depressing grocery store ever.,It's because there's no one dabbing. +I'm wondering how long before she is literally thrown under a bus. Nobody crosses the Clintons twice.,I hope the bus is made in America. +"Can you even prove that? Maybe it's just moist. It could even be soggy. But wet? I'll believe it when I see it, buddy.",A healthy dose of skepticism is key. +Can't believe i have to look this far down to find this. Up you go,loved that answer. +Shoot a raccoon who keeps stringing garbage all over my side yard with an AR-15.,I bet that's common in Russia +"Curious, does this include people who have an untrim cape keepsaked? or only people with just 1 99 skill.",Only those with really 1 99 +"By assassin rework I think they meant assassin removal. We want their burst to be slower ...So, a fighter then?",They would rather just have champs like Syndra be assassins instead of actual assassins +No you can choose gold injury cards I believe,Yes and then you have 100 pages of 200 coin head injury cards +Pepe flavor,Dank +"On the off chance you're being serious, sure! The Court was only concerned with the question: Was Jane Doe raped by the three men according to a preponderance of the evidence. The court ruling in favor of Rose (against Doe) simply means that the jury did not believe there was sufficient evidence to convict DRose. That's all. Derrick Rose would have to file suit against her, or the police charge her with false report, in order for us to say for sure if she's lying.","Ah thanks, and yeah I was serious XD." +How much less damage does he take in rounds 2 or 3? Like if he teleports right next to you in round 2 should you just dark drinker him then?,"Not sure, but u/HaydnOSmith suggested to save ammo until 3rd round when tether and what not is active." +MY favorite shot of the prequels,I don't get it. +"If you don't mind me asking, what were the guns used in the video?","Custom SBR ar15, sig p229 legion, and s&w 357." +Started overwatch two weeks ago and I'm glad I finally got that Spiderman shot,How did you get to level 109 in 2 weeks? +When All Hope Is Lost,This is fine (: +"YEA, CAUSE THEY'RE ALL AT THE BOOTSTRAP FACTORY!!",BLACK PEOPLE ARE LAZY THUGS! +Read the side bar.,... it says router questions are welcome? +Those are semiautomatic shotguns with shortened barrels and no stock.,"They're actually lever action, not semi-automatic." +Meanwhile all Canadian money has had a clear plastic strip for 4 years.,Do you have small hands or is that note bloody massive? +Dramatic footage shows rescuers using 80 diggers to save a boy who fell into a 130ft deep well while picking cabbages on a Chinese farm,I'm not trying to be a dick; actually serious after reading about China over the years...would the same effort be expended if it was a girl? +Which military branch would you join and why?,Air Force because I want to fly fighter jets. +"What is the Hello World of your discipline, profession, or skill?",Console.WriteLine(Hello World) +Nope. Somebody's downvoting everything from what I can tell. Let's try not to make this a toy Tokyo conspiracy.,That's exactly what a conspirator would say... +Probably a test because they will likely be all over IW,The whole point of them was because it was a WaW map. +Also fuck Scobee and fuck Burfict. I think that officially covers all our bases.,Fuck Scobee +"What is one thing that you want for Nintendo to do with the Nintendo Switch? I'm hoping that Nintendo gives it a good battery life. Yes, the Nintendo Switch is innovative, but I think that no one is going to take advantage of the portable part of the Switch if it only allows you to play for a short time before it goes dead. I was hoping it will last as long as the 3DS, but it's probably gonna be tough especially when you want to play Skyrim on the go (I know it's not a confirmed game). So, what are your thoughts about battery life on the Nintendo Switch or what else Nintendo should do with it?",Good battery life and Melee HD. +Professor responds to being included on McCarthy-style watchlist of progressives: 'I Will Not Shut Up. America Is Still Worth Fighting For.',Fuck Turning Point USA. +Game Thread: Bruins vs Jets 8pm start? What the crap is this?! **GO BRUINS**,There's no bias against the bruins. +Does anyone know if the battery in the 3T will be able to fit in the 3?,Hasn't been confirmed or denied yet. +"Not trying to shit on your mom or anything, but wow that's sad..I made more money as an engineering intern o.o It's really funny how some of the loudest in the room really don't have any room to speak from experience",Dunning-Kruger Effect in action. +"He may not be the best, but he is my first TUR and I love him. <3","P.S, His event is the easiest thing ever with 2 vegitos" +"Yes, in fact Ireland is the second European country with the least forest coverage, with less then 10% of the country being covered by woodland. During William Drennan era's, it was barely 1%.",was it cut down to make ships and stuff or do trees just not grow well up there? +Make that 9 lakh + 1,2 +People will prefer different things,"Fair enough, but I'd be willing to bet that the vast majority of people would hate to have to write 5000+ words on a tablet every few weeks." +5D CHESS: BUILD THEM UP AND STRIKE THEM DOWN!!!,I wonder where Bill Clinton was and what he was doing... +Rare af custom made jdm wing,I'm sure jp fiberglass will remake it.... +"Your floor broke my water bottle. So... I work in an outlet mall... Today is super busy and everyone is super stressed, but were making an effort to stay polite and friendly. Customer walks up to me at the register as im working on ringing someone up, your floor broke my water bottle! ... What? your floor, it broke my bottle! I grab another employee to take over the customer. show me... I get over and see her friend trying to hide broken glass... Now, i work at a shoe store... Broken glass is bad for business. ... So you dropped your bottle? ... Yes... God damnit folks, if you screwed up, just ask for help. Dont blame my floor! Its been dealing with stinky feet all day. TLDR: floors have feelings too.",That floor needs to be fired immediately! +"China unveils plans to cut corporate debt, to push debt-to-equity swaps","But Lian warned the swaps are not a free lunch for troubled companies, adding that loss-making zombie firms are strictly forbidden from such exchanges, which will be used mainly to help high-quality firms that face temporary difficulties Good luck with that" +Maybe I should taste it just to make sure.,ewww +Fuck Jennifer Lawrence. Terrible actress.,Have an upvote. +WOOT! ALREADY!,"already underperforming.... it's a percentage, not a running total" +Donald J. Trump Dead at age 70 Give me Karma,ITT: comments +"So when a new president takes office, they submit a list of decoration/aesthetic changes to be made. I'm sure on the top of every President's list is a new bed. What would you have him change?","I don't really have any suggestions for what to change, I was just wondering if he is allowed to make changes." +"I'm going to disagree. People often don't attack each other for liking a brand others dislike. Like JS, people still are able to discuss his products.","I wouldn't say anyone attacks each other, just that the general opinions on beauty brands switches quickly" +Then don't let him hit you early.,This +"My insurance went up so much that I had to choose between having coverage or being able to make my mortgage payment. Thanks, Obama.",Hey get the fuck out of here with your side of the story. +"Turned VA on MSNBC, NOVA and Richmond still not in.","Oh is that somehow relevant, or should I just freak out because WE ARE GOING TO LOSE VIRGINIA IF ONLY THE RURAL AREAS OF IT GET TO VOTE?" +PA just broke Trump,What? +China accuses George Soros of 'declaring war' on yuan | Business,"This article is hella old, but regardless... Soros must be stopped." +Hillary comes off as that obnoxious little suckup bitch in school that reminds the teacher to assign homework on a Friday. With that fake smug and overpracticed thing on her face she thinks is a smile - it looks like she's been embalmed!,"And also reminds the teacher that she forgot to collect everyones homework from yesterday right before class is over...God dammit, bitch, i forgot to do it and could have used that extra night!" +There needs to be a gold gain increase or something so that it's possible to finish builds before the game ends.,Just git gud and get fed +"What if ammo pickups gave a bonus based on your max ammo? A handful of sniper ammo per pickup is fine considering the ammo pools of the weapon type, but what about rifle ammo? What is 20 ammo out of 1000? Ammo pickups are very out of date and don't work out for any weapon with a slightly large ammo pool, and you will run out even if you're firing sparingly. So imagine the bonus is 5%. One rifle ammo pickup will give your Soma 70 ammo instead of 20. That's nearly half a mag, which is very fair compared to, say, launchers, which have terrific ammo efficiency. This means you can actually restock using pickups, and don't require ten of them just to fill up a magazine. It would be nice not to have to rely on gear because the pickups aren't balanced.",Carrier +"Why is Bane not meta? He needs relatively little items. In a team fight; nightmare an annoying play making support or initator, enfeeble the dps core makign him useless, and ult a hard to lock down hero. Build a halberd, you just remvoed 4 heros in the fight. Bullies hard in the early game Good at saving heros from rotations Good at stacking BKB piercing disable, with multiple linkens popping abilities.",Cause his fiends grip takes 3 days and 3 nights to cast. +Muslim freeloader rekt lol,You crazy canucks +"Social media has massive power, that is why politicians spend money on it w/ ads or censor it in less democratic countries. Here we just battle paid shills. Imagine not being able to access Reddit without a VPN.","I see they have subsided, its been nice." +Federal Court set to rule on Mark Dreyfus' bid to access diary of George Brandis,"Amazing the amount of money they are prepared to throw at hiding the truth, all taxpayer funded i'm assuming" +Merry christmas family face swap,There is nothing funny about this. +Okay.. his last album was trash. Love his work but that last album was terrifying.,bless your heart.. +I'd hit it. I'm also into labradoodles.,Was not expecting that... +"PA is neck and neck too, and the news on the ground is that it's a total fuckshow, at least fifteen counties have disputes.",Oh this is going to be a wonderful night +"LIVE Stream: Donald Trump Delivers Remarks in Gettysburg, PA 10/22/16",#100 DAY PLAN! +"I'm not American, could you explain this more please?",He's trolling you. +The situation where the passive silent majority voted for Donald Trump as the 45th president of the United States? Then yes it fits perfectly.,Uh.... the Majority voted for HRC (who I hate) It is more representative of the broken system when a minority can get a president elected +What is actually happening in the gif?,paper beating rock bro +KKK Reality Show Set For A&E ... ANYONE CARE TO GUESS HOW THE MSM WILL ATTEMPT TO SPIN THIS SHOW?,im sure msm will say these are trump supporters sad +I'm gay,This really crippled my depression +Excellent. The icing on the cake would be if the DA who didn't want to charge him was hit by a bus.,"No, the icing on the cake would be if this cop gets another job as an officer, and then shoots the DA for no reason, leaving him paralyzed for life." +Almost 84k MATE get your Maga together dude!!!,"85,854" +AaaaAAAaaaaahhhh,Real monsters? +We have a guy in one of our stores with a 2015 golf. It's spent most of it's life bagged and now static. He's been through 6 of the plastic oil pans.,"Isn't the point of going with bags instead of coilovers so you can easily raise the car to a normal ride height before actually driving anywhere, then lowering when you get to where you're going." +"Unless she got rid of her tattoos, it's probably not Yda.",What if the scene we saw was a flash back of Yda's past? +"First Manga I'm a school teacher and noticed a handful of students with attack on Titan clothes and notebook drawings 2 weeks ago. I asked about it and they told me the basics. Since then I've watched the anime and then read the entire available manga. I'm excited for chapter 86 to come out. Since this is my first, what other manga/anime have I missed out on and should watch?",Claymore and Full Metal Alchemist. +Can I come? Please?,Our immigration website is currently down ... +Game Thread: Redskins (7-6-1) at Bears (3-11) - Fox 1:00 All playoff scenarios start with the Redskins winning out. Lets do this. HTTR!,Our defense is wet toilet paper. +"Oh would you look at that, every pro player in the world agrees that jungle was when you said this, and still is the most OP role in the game by far. Feels good being right all the time.",Okay +Rebel lies about darth vader that pop up in my holo feed,Vader Confirmed Amazing - he's killing xenomorphs *with his left hand* +Russia to launch 'large-scale' airstrikes on Syria as Americans vote,Damn you Russia for trying to influence our truly democratic election! +Researchers question if banning of 'killer robots' actually will stop robots from killing,"Well the gun ban in Chicago worked, so I don't see why this wouldn't." +"Laugh away, it doesn't make you less ignorant.",Cause the north didn't have any slaves. +"Here's a fucked up thought. Joe Arpaio now needs a job. Donald Trump could put him in his administration. -_- But for now, good job AZ. This fucker needed to go down.","He'd be ideal as Trump's Secretary of State, they'd work together beautifully !" +"Yet they ban opinions that challenge their worldview. How do they not see they are doing the exact thing they're complaining of? Are they projecting, too?","If you think you're always right, then the end justifies the means." +Which suggests a metadata mismatch perhaps... requiring the sort of review that goes beyond metadata and into content for which a warrant is needed.,Absolutely +"Wow, I really don't like any of these changes. I'll be interested to see how they turn out. Don't fuck this up PTR, us PS4 players are depending on you. Discussion: The Torbjorn changes seem a little drastic to me. Previous he had to stay mobile to collect scrap... Now he can just hide and generate armor. Seems like that makes him more boring to play.",Yeah the increased swing and build speed makes me think we'll see many more turtling torbs now instead of battle torbs. +This guy fucks.,This guy sucks +"Fuck it, I laughed","I don't know how these people do it, but unfortunately you are not alone." +"Yea, not to mention any sturdy object can be used to open a beer bottle if it has a decent edge and you use leverage properly. Anyone going to a college party and is looking to make a friend or two should carry around a lighter. You can let people use it for smoking, or use it to open other's bottles. It'll be like being the gum/mint guy in high school.",Good ol' Doublemint Dave. +Sleep tight Tucker,Sleep tight tucker +what is going on with your face...,One eyebrow raised. +"This is great news, Canada just needs its own Trump now",You dropped your +At mouth breathing? Lol.,"lmao i'm not serious, but very serious" +"Bored and horny, looking for some (f)un.",That Pikachu should be called creep-at-you +"If you can't even figure out what exjw means after bringing up him being a Jehovah's Witness, you must be pretty damn stupid","To be fair he wasn't the one who said I was a JW, but still the fact that he couldn't figure out what was going on via the context of the discussion points out that he is another deplorable." +I was watching yesterday's game not today's one fanatic v dignitas on dust and overpass both good games too,Do I have to put +Very fascinating saying. Any back story? Why sailor should take warning about red sun?,"Mine was always Red sky at night, Shepards delight meaning no rough weather forecast, and no threat to sheepies." +"I heard leaning down to eat and drink all the time is bad for a dog's back. There was also a study that showed that large dogs eating from an elevated bowl INCREASED the chances of bloat (a fatal condition). So, either put your dog's food on the floor, or elevated, either way you are killing your innocent pup.",The internet is making people dummer (sic) by the day. +"Streetfood in Ensenada, Mexico",Would you call this Mexican food? +I am glad that we voted against embracing government corruption.,Yeah because he's the paragon of honesty and hard work +What Big MODS for CIV 5 you recommend for people that cannot buy CIV VI? All recommendation welcome. And if you could pleas write more why you recommend that mod.,"EUI and NQ Mod, it's all you need." +Come on every one of us in the world can say the same thing.,Except we don't enjoy your privilege. +does the fact that I kept reading 17 as seventeen instead of it mean I shouldn't forward this?,"No, the fact that it's cancer means you shouldn't forward this." +"No, I really, really don't. :/",Gives people the forbidden boners +"Don't forget drone strikes, over half of which killed the wrong target and many of them innocent civilians.",No no that's Bush's fault! +"Directed more at the readers than yourself, sorry; like an addendum? :)","Ahh, fair enough :)" +"If you can instantly drop the MC, it would help you kill him by letting you use it as a quasi-interrupt for his charge.",Fear also works. +Was originally going for Azurai...but realized I still don't have Zellha.,"Zelha is pretty trash though, if that is an issue for you." +Donald Trump Elected President,Simpsons Illuminati Confirmed +Florida AG that dropped fraud investigation of Trump after his donation is now on his transition team,Let's not forget it was an illegal donation. +Three in a row in reverse order,I thought the gif was reverse. +"Great point. He has no integrity nor any moral backbone, and no ethics to boot. And yet, this is the man the voters want to lead their nation.","But he's a radical who rattles the cages, so he's gotta be good!" +Angel Giuffria spinning her bionic hand,This chick comes with built in vibrator +"Unless you need an abortion. But that's only a small few, so let's forget about them.","Yeah, that's priority number one in a Trump presidency!" +"Yeah, no one could possibly just not want a totally corrupt president. _The wall_ is the primary reason.",destabilizing middle eastern/african countries is a noble thing after all +Specs: CPU: Intel i7 6850K @ 3.6GHz GPU: MSI 1080 Armor Series PSU: Corsair RM1000i Plus Gold MOBO: MSI X99A Pro Carbon RAM: Corsair LED 64gb DDR4 3000 HDD: WD 4TB Black 7200 SSD: Toshiba OCZ RD400 512gb Case: Lian Li PC-08WX Cooling: Corsair H100i V2 Fans: Corsair AF120 120mm,"Not even a Titan X, not overkill enough." +"Instead of retiring Normal Draft Riot should remove Blind Pick games and create tutorial explaining the draft. Blind Picks may be faster way to find a game, yet they offer much worse experience with mirror matchups, which are annoying sometimes when there are 2 or even more same champions on both sides. Not to mention that mid or feed and i was first i go mid which creates toxic atmosphere in champion select and can lead to trolls in games. In my opinion Riot should remove Blind instead of Draft Normal, even with all pros Blind Pick has it definitely has more cons. Also for a newer players there should be a tutorial which explains more about role selection, cons and pros of every role and how to play it. It would create healthier atmosphere in champion select/in-game and make people learn faster as they are given instructions about how to play the game. In addition to that to encourage people to play on every role in order to find the one that fits them the most it would be nice to give them quests to play certain amount of games on every role, just like it was with teambuilder icons. Also IIRC some Rioter said on reddit, or even on the teambuilder retirement post that they will look for a way to allow us to get those icons again, which would help that.","I'm a support main, so it doesn'tbother me that much." +Trump's presidency,You forgot the +"It's like 8am sunrise 5pm sunset where I am in the US, so not as bad but still emotionally/mentally draining.","10am to 4pm in the UK, its really fun!" +"Where do you lower champion volume in champ select? I've been wondering, where the hell can I lower the volume of the champions, when they speak as they are selected? In options, you can only lower champion select music, which however, does not affect their voices. Which means that, even though I have everything on low, and I'm eating my cereal in peace, a wild Rengar is banned, and I almost flip my cereal all over the place because it's so loud :(","this option comes with the next patch (6.23 next week probably), you have to wait for it" +The Light Within | Elementalist Lux - League of Legends,Hi Internet Explorer user +"It's called Apothican Egg before it changes to Gate Worm. It's got to be something to do with the trapped Apothican, but what is it?","Apothicon, not Apothican." +King Gizzard Dominating At The Age Music Victoria Awards!,"first the age, then the grammys, then the world!" +"Eli5, please?","With this information and maybe some more, their accounts can be easily hacked." +They'll turn you in for that.,For what ? +"While you played games, he studied the blade.",It's just how he does things +"Technically only heterosapiens can reproduce, so yea, I think most people are heterosapien.",I think you might mistook the latin *homo* ('human') for the greek *homo* ('the same') ;-) +This is why we need ping mute,Maybe his alt key is stuck +"The ps2, i dont even think thats out yet, amazon is bringing in the HOT deals!",That would be a ps3 controller. +I bet there's at least 1 racist who voted for Clinton. Does that make her a racist?,(it was me) +"Too late, nothing we can do now. America has a terminal case of fascism.",But hey at least he's not a commie +Our working-class have not been abandoned by Labor. Therein lies the crucial difference. The Democrats lost the working whites.,"While they haven't been abandoned, I feel Labour has shifted quite a distance from its working class roots." +Most Commonly Spoken Language Other than English or Spanish by State via Slate,Szikago second biggest Polish City in terms of population after capital City Warszawa. +"India banned freaking Imgur for a time. Soon countries with censorship laws will only allow websites where you communicate with Emojis, because every site that uses pictures or words might be used for hate speech, propaganda or other illegal stuff.",They banned porn previously +"Taylor ham, egg, and cheese sandwich on a keiser roll for breakfast. As God intended.","Not as good as a Pork Roll, Egg and Cheese." +But I already have a job that I actually get paid for.,And I already have Excel. +Zwei is going to kill Salem,"Pennybot, Zwei." +Is that the gum wall in Seattle?,"I don't think so, the gum wall is much larger I think" +So basically two assholes got away with doing something they shouldn't. One even got rewarded. Pretty much the fucking opposite of justice being served if you're cynical like me lol. Especially because tax payers footed the bill.,"Yeah, that motorcyclist should totally be stuck with paying those much deserved medical bills." +Get this kid some MINUTES detroit!,Not old enough. +COD4 remake coming man....destroys battlefield all day,Bruh +"As a Bernie supporter, I can't tell you how frustrating it is to have predicted the results of tonight over a year ago. My reward for raising the alarm? Smeared as a sexist, called a 'Bernie Bro', and told I was living in a fantasy....",you guys were right +I've never seen so many melodramatic posts all at once. Have you guys *never* seen an opposition party win an election?,I'm guessing a good portion of the US is going to move to Canada now? +Genetically engineered taste buds that make healthy food taste like pizza,I would become so skinny so quickly... +There's more than one time zone you know lol,Shhh +What's Tulsi's 'Feel the Bern'? Finger on the Tuls? Let's start generating a 'face' for this concept!,"Well after Trump rips America a new one, she can literally just recycle the Make America Great Again slogan" +"Just to be clear, she still won the popular vote.","She won 48% of the popular vote, not 50% +1." +Thousands Say They Will Meet To Point & Laugh At Trump Tower After Election,"Yeah, they *really* showed him..." +"Except for her position on medicare, medicaid, healthcare in general, voting rights, environmentalism, gun rights, taxes, welfare, schools and childcare in general, lbgt rights, immigration, housing, labor rights, family and medical leave, social security, financial regulations, k-12 education, college debt and loans, race relations, ect.","But aside from that, they're identical!" +"Moby Dick. This book was full of super dry prose and then comes this absolute beauty. It's got nothing really to do with the story but it's so lovely. The best line is at the end of the passage - it's stuck with me since first reading it like 8 years ago. To enjoy bodily warmth, some small part of you must be cold, for there is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself. If you flatter yourself that you are all over comfortable, and have been so a long time, then you cannot be said to be comfortable any more. For this reason a sleeping apartment should never be furnished with a fire, which is one of the luxurious discomforts of the rich. For the height of this sort of deliciousness is to have nothing but the blanket between you and your snugness and the cold of the outer air. Then there you lie like the one warm spark in the heart of an arctic crystal.",I have never heard a more passionate argument for preferring a cold room with a blanket. +Try labeling the spoon as Government and the fat man as the ultra wealthy and you've got a more accurate picture.,Difference being? +There is a really good chance it will turn out that way. Walk your own path and remember anyone that would tell you who you should or should not associate with is not a good person and probably never will be.,Thanks dude! +"I don't care, generally speaking, that there's some moral outrage over this. There are people who do not engage in this type of banter, regardless of their gender. They're also probably the same type of people who very religious and don't consume media with these type of themes either. How they feel is fine and I'm not going to argue with them over that. What gets me is the hypocrites come out of the woodworks over this statement. It shows a ton of intellectual bankruptcy. If this offends, stop consuming any media in any form that is as bad as this or worse. Stop saying things privately that are as bad as this. Strip away your past where you've said these things. Until that happens, there is no fucking moral high ground for you. It also irks me that everyone is outraged because, OMG WOMAN. It completely ignores harmless banter between two men who were supposed to in a somewhat private area. Men talk that way privately as an act of bonding. It's not meant to be taken seriously. It also ignores that women do the same thing, but they've had this veil up for years that they'd never do or say such things.",I wonder if you heard the actual recording. +Can you explain why he don't die ?,"dude you obviously just missed both of those shots, its right there in the video" +...Or did it?,Putin got the election he paid his 1337 hax0r team for. +"Clash Royale should add story mode This would be a good feature to the game because there would be a story that you could play. For example maybe you can earn cards in story mode. Story mode would be the story of why you get crowns and want to get gems. They should add an intro. You would fight really hard bots and then the story goes on, if you lose maybe you lose a chest. Maybe let the player use any card they want or let it choose random decks for you. Sincerely, RoboticLaser",fake and gay +The Best Kind of Besties,The feels and the laughs Thanks Mark +I feel you bro.,"Well he got 3-0'ed, so all is fine" +"Is Wendy's really that good? I always thought it was on the bottom tier of fast food alongside McDonald's and Burger King. I haven't had it in ages, though, and I remember it always either being pretty decent or absolutely awful depending on the location.","Forget everything you know about fast food, go to the south (especially in Texas) and go eat at whataburger" +British woman arrested on 'extra-marital sex' charges after reporting gang rape to police in Dubai as attackers go free,"If you are not a heterosexual male with millions of dollars in disposable income, stay the fuck away from Dubai" +Zenner fumble comes to mind. People in Lions sub will shit on us. But we did fairly well. You have to have every play go your way to pull off road wins of this caliber. The plays were there. Just didn't go out way.,I'd definitely agree that the metaphorical (and a couple literal) bounces went our way this game. +"Yeah, no way Trump would advocate for rounding up millions of otherwise productive members of society. Think of the cost, why it would be ridiculous to even consider such a move.",Because Trump understands the cost of his actions +"Climate change will stir 'unimaginable' refugee crisis, says military",No it won't - Trump voters +"He's actually a Forza player. I'm using this livery for my Lambo and love it... forgot the creator's name, but credits to him for adding the mau5 feeling!",haven't got any lambos yet; are you allowed to convert them to RWD? +"With those 0.018 seconds you have to react, I'd assume it won't matter what champion the ADC is, like it never did.","Well it sure is nice that ADC players have a dedicated babysitter, a jungler that exists to get them fed, a tanky top laner whose job it is to die before the ADC does, and a mid laner that other teams should probably prioritize over the ADC!" +Minister foss?,"Nah, definitely the count." +You mean by being black?,"If I had a son, he would have looked like Trayvon Sending white house representatives to Michael Brown's funeral many other stupid race dividing things like this..." +can Torb ult while frozen or did he hit it just before being frozen?,You can't ult once frozen. +"Brazilian here, and it sure feels like there is no where to run to anymore. Except Iceland, it's pretty cool there.","Bolsonaro 2018, my brother" +"My grandparents fled Germany in 1945 to South America, they were oppressed by Nuremberg trial or something like that","Well in that case your family should have some profound ideological ties to Trump, shouldn't they ?" +"Honestly, no one uses burn to inflict passive damage. They use it to halve Attack, which hasn't been changed.",And Guts +Lol.,Why are you getting so mad? +"Despite many of Trump's sexist comments, Clinton only received 51% the college-educated White Women",It's because college educated white women are sexist bernie bros. +Just ask yourself!,Bambi saw Clinton starting that forest fire. +Listen I'm not happy the guy won but what is there to protest at this point? That he won a free and fair election? That he has said moronic things?,"I don't know, all the time we thought he was saying Hillary rigged the election he could have just been admitting that he was rigging it." +Give them a squeeze On a girl's shirt.,Don't you think she'd be offended if you grabbed her muffin tops? +All the teenagers on r/the_donald are learning how chess is played,"And here I was thinking the election was a 5D game of Cones of Dunshire, but I forgot about the humble chessboard." +What a hypocrite. Don't ever stop fighting and believing Yeah that's exactly what Bernie supporters did when they decided not to fall in line.,But it wasnt his turn +I'm gonna need me a pitchfork now please.,--------E Here you go! +"Where to buy cheap fashionable trucker caps? I've searched most of Hong Kong Island but have found only the really expensive snap backs with the 9fifty stickers, so I've come to a dead-end. I was thinking about going to the Kowloon side but would like to narrow down my search, do you guys know of any specific places for what I'm looking for?",Fyi trucker hats aren't fashionable +Hillary Clinton's defeat plunges the Democrats into crisis,Glad black people have an ally in progressives +Because it made his job so easy and he had faith in humanity.,Look where faith in humanity has gotten us +"Only by 0.2% so it still shows compared to past elections that many people still didn't vote for her dude. DNC fucked us Bernie supporters over so many got pissed and retaliated. Killer Mike said My role was to speak on behalf of my community. The DNC said Fuck my community and did what they felt best (cheated Sanders) there ya go! And it's so true. This campaign was not about helping the minorities until towards the end, it was just about Hillary making history and saying can't vote for this guy! Gotta choose me! One of the worst campaigns I've ever seen","i couldnt of said it better, and we knew this would happen too since the polls were showing the outcome since early primaries" +"ArmsOfHarambe, I don't think I've ever seen him post a sensical post.",...I thought I'm the shitpost ~~queen~~ king... :c +All these scriptures I'm seeing posted for light the world on Instagram is starting to make my eye twitch.. Ugh...,good little sheeples +"59,415,609 Popular Votes to 59,240,076 Popular Votes right now. She won by 150k out of 120MM. It's not a wide enough margin to get mad about.",If the shoes were reversed I am sure it would've been received much better. +"Exactly. Which is why I don't give a shit about the presidency at all. Life for the average American will not change much, (if at all), so concerning myself with it would be nothing but a waste of time.",Yeah... obama care sure didn't change your life much. +I may give it a try ... I think I need to change devices though...,I would do yourself a favor and get a real STB such as a Mag254. +What does this mean for season 5 if the real life election is crazier than fiction?,We can see how it would have been if Hillary was elected +If you installed v7 of magisk it won't work. In this version they removed the ability to hide root from safetynet. The only way to do it is to use 'suhide' from phh.,shall i use the uninstall magsik zip and then install v6? +Yaba daba broken ankle,Should have just put his foot under the tire and stopped it like a rock would to prevent a cat from moving. +"This is my new favourite conspiracy theory. Women's magazines purposefully give terrible sex/relationship advice so that women can never 'get the guy', and will therefore buy magazines for advice.",People still buy those? +So you're tellin' me there's a chance...,You got a better chance of scoring with ScarJo and Emma Stone at the same time. +Windhelm is heavily racist towards the Dark Elves and the whole point of the war is cause Ulfric wants to give Skyrim back to the Nords. He really doesn't care for other races.,MAKE SKYRIM GREAT AGAIN +LOCK HER UP,WHAT DIFFERENCE AT THIS POINT DOES IT MAKE^ +But cat autism!!,Is the vaccine supposed to prevent it or something? +and what about the medical cost of eating toaster strudel every day?,They are unreal! +Trump supporters call to boycott Pepsi over comments the CEO never made,They are an easily triggered group who believes everything they read on the internet except when it is from a pulitzer prizing winning source. +it should say in the book if it consumes the pearl or not,"It says for advanced alchemical construct, but not the others." +Everyone at First Take even laughed that off saying it was stupid.,"Of course, that won't stop them from talking about it." +Shapiro: Bring me all your hate.,We should sign Ortiz somehow just to piss off boston. +Did they really think this wouldn't happen?,I'm slowly developing to the worst person ever..*ayy* +"Reddit, what is a good movie for when you need to escape from reality and maybe cry a little?","Big Fish, it's a fantastic story about tall tales and reconciliation" +Give them whatever San Jose is getting for being cool about Sacramento.,I have the strange feeling that SACR would already be in MLS if SJQ were being cool about it. +And people still don't believe in patriarchy.,I don't need your feminism as along as I have my husband to buy me Coach bags. +And thus the problem with most Trump supporters. They're not really informed.,"Yeah, clearly all the intelligent people vote exactly the same." +I turn off all notifications for group chats and check them at leisure. They are so annoying.,"You're my favorite, you get to wake up to 900 texts each morning." +Wow! What a beautiful color and pretty spider!,Makes me think of a cranberry or a cherry.....although I don't think it would taste as good. +"The weird thing is that after months of shitflinging from person to person throughout the country, I actually double checked on the map where Croydon was to meter how to feel about this. I consequentially feel sad on two levels.",Don't leave us hanging - after looking where croydon is were you glad they were dead? +"It's not illegal for the DNC to assist a candidate, just unethical.",But it's illegal to hurt feelings! +"Caveat, a Republican in Office is good for Oil. Maybe? Will it? I remember, in the Bush Days, we were swimming in Oil money but then when Democrats were in office we weren't. Will we see the return of Oil, at least some of it?","Well, wars do seem to drive up oil prices, so there's certainly that element." +Realized I installed RAM wrong for 2 years. Glorious dual channel!,That's why you should buy 4 sticks of ram! +"Read their, username.",He's like stevie from malcolm in the middle +The AFL players bound for the coaches box in 2017.,Oh didnt know malceski played 4 seasons at GC +"Not if you're playing mainly online mode with your friends/crews. And as R* apparently intends to focus on GTA:O and abandons any Single-Player additions, I guess I won't be playing a GTA single player mission until GTA6.",I've just discovered recently that you can just add the multiplayer add-ons via mod to singleplayer. +Keep your fingers clear of this baby chomping machine.,cute +"This guy will not only re-criminalize gay marriage, he wants to criminalize homosexuality *itself*. And the party that wants to make this happen now has a majority control over all three branches of government. You wont be fighting for the right to marry, you're going to be fighting for the right to *be*.","right, the party of personal liberty" +"Might be a stupid ass question, but w2c in a small. I really like how that would look with this jacket, u think a long sleeve shirt in the same color would look identical ? Im getting it to wear under my navy jacket",This one is ASOS own brand so it's only sold on ASOS +They're not going to fight ISIS together,"Just like Trump isn't going to win the general election, and Hillary didn't rig the democratic primaries" +"I was perfectly happy to let Texas and the South secede when it came up in 2008. I'm disappointed that they didn't, and similarly disappointed that the blue states similarly won't be going anywhere.","Yeah, because Texas leaving would be so great for the US economy." +Canucks Assign Virtanen to Utica,Virtanen sent down upvote party +PRESIDENT TRUMP ABOUT TO SPEAK AT AL SMITH DINNER. Here is Live Link,Lmao he is roasting her. +OY VEY! IS ANUDA SHOAH!,GOY VEY I MYSELF REMEMBER THE SIXX GORRILLION GOYIM YOU ANTISEMITIC BAHSTOID OYYYYYYYYYYYY VEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY +RIP Marlins Jose Fernandez,Biggest fucking pit in my stomach right now.. this can't be real +"Belichick would never do this. He just doesn't coach like that, football players play football",I think his coaching style has become a meme and in doing so it has lessened our respect for the nuances involved. +Sculptures like these weren't made in free time.,How about hell-of-a-lot-of time then? +Serena Williams is engaged to Reddit Co-Founder Alexis Ohanian,So.... what are us redditors sending to their wedding? +"Why wasn't Vainglory nominated for Handheld or Esports, but Pokemon Go was?","All of their nominated games were released within the past year, and Vainglory just hit its 2 year anniversary" +Election reaction on CNN.,She seems like an absolute ray of sunshine. +Jewish music? Wtf,TIL jews never play music +"Wtf are they doing to this modern weed!? Interesting effects I smoke very often, has been that way for a while. Very familiar with THC, weed, shatter, hash, etc. I have a pretty high tolerance and always get high quality or medical. Bla bla bla... Anyways... Yesterday, I took ONE hit of some Chemdawg (OG Kush + Sour Diesel)... (NO OTHER drugs or supplements were mixed with this, and I haven't done psychedelics in forever) This strain of weed had me on a higher level than damn near 250ug of LSD!! It didn't have that classic, euphoric, weed high. It had a super stimulating high that produced CLOSED EYE VISUALS and OPEN EYED VISUALS. Everything I looked at were turning into some strange clowns and jesters and they were all laughing at me and whispering amongst each other. Any white noise in the room was converted to fully audible voices in my head. My internal voice sounded autonomous, as if my thoughts were someone else's. My heart rate went up to a very uncomfortable 140 BPM. Calm down and sleep it off? Oh yeah? Maybe that would have been possible if closing my eyes didn't create some of the most INSANE, INEFFABLE, Geometric patterns that began to move in a bizarre manner that defied physics. I was seeing like thousands of images a second of complex nonsense. I don't know what the fuck they do to weed now... It hasn't always been like this! This new shit they're coming out with is changing quite noticeably over the years... This high also lasted incredibly long. I did not leave a state of panic until 3 hours later. *Disclaimer: I'm not stupid, I know the weed wasn't laced with anything. It is impossible to smoke LSD and DMT is too expensive and hard to come by to lace with.*",If that happened from one hit it was laced +"I can't tell if you intended to write 'torturous' as in 'excruciatingly painful' and made a typo, or if you actually do mean 'tortuous' as in 'long and complicated'.",Does it matter if both definitions fit? +"It annoys me that she calls herself a porn star, but she only does topless. She doesn't even show her pussy, let alone doing scenes with other actors.",nothing worse than an ex-fat stuck up porn chick. +Newbie iron sight question and suggestions I have a DMPS 16 carbine upper. The rail on my gas block is lower than the rail on my upper receiver by 0.325. Do I need a special front sight than what's readily available at my local sporting goods store? What are some sight combos that you guys would recommend? I currently have a Magpul M-lock handguard and do not plan on a free-float handguard. I also want to have iron sights only on this rifle and don't want a red dot or any other optic.,Your gonna need to cantilever a carry handle off that railed gas block. +Taking out the garbage,"Stop trying to save the world John, just fuck off already" +Well... The original doesn't work... and OP gave consent... I guess I don't need to do anything about this being a repost? hmm....,It's a win for everyone! +Sunil Gulati has named Bruce Arena as the new head coach of the #USMNT,Removed since there's another thread going on the same topic. +"No. This is way, way, way bigger than that. Trump is a second coming of Andrew Jackson.","So, will we be getting a second trail of tears?" +"Lived in nyc for 21 years, never cried for their country until the day Trump got elected. So those 2000+ people in 01 didn't mean shit then?","I guess so, but this is clearly much more important" +Do you guys think we still need to flair Sister Location spoilers? Just a question,Het +"11/10, would Czech again Czechs is Gut engrishes",Hell ye wer da best +Friend pointed out she looks like David Cameron in drag,"Well I mean, manpower does recover slowly." +What secrets do men not want women to know?,"I personally run nuclear, spring and summer are horrendous if you're like me, because you are never cool no amount of deodorant will cover up the amount you sweat because of the heat." +I bet Hillary supporters are really seeing the appeal of limiting the scope of federal government now.,But big government is okay as long as the right people are in charge +And probably paid with cash.,yea and it was black coffee at that! +Giants/Rams is the 1st major non-rugby sporting event at Twickenham Stadium since the stadium opened in 1909,I see we're using the word major loosely today. +If we addressed the drug and mental health care issues that would solve about 80% of the problem. Those two issues aren't necessarily due to inequality as they cut across all classes and races.,They both correlate with poverty. +Trump is the first president-elect not to say 'God bless America' in victory speech since 1984,clearly unfit to lead this country +*Hawk Santa?,"His moniker is Black Santa, he includes it in all of his signatures for fans, if you're wondering why you're being downvoted" +I cringe every time that doctor goes after carls dick,"I cringe when I see him walk, sit, daydream...pretty much any time he or his current story comes up." +Intentional. Kids at my school write funny things on it like Donkey Punch (when you're doing anal and right as you cum you punch her in the head to make the asshole tighter) and they put it right back,Hilarious +"What's everyone's thoughts on the Dragonball Xenoverse 2 Beta? Personally I'm loving it and I can't wait for the final release. It's a massive improvement over the first game and after exploring the city and seeing each area I can tell there's going to be a lot to do to keep me busy. The 60fps framerate makes it a million times better, and the battles just feel much smoother and less clunky with the improved hitboxes, especially in online battles. Of course there's some server issues but it is an open beta.",I never got to play it because of the lame ass servers +There is No Such Thing as Trickle-Down Economics,"It exists as a concept, its just total bullshit." +This is actually a good idea,I did it for the karma! +PKA Rewind #3: Episode 52 w/ PaintballKitty & Holiday Doc,"In the op 10 episodes of all time IMO, shame Kitty isn't on anymore she was a really good guest." +"I downloaded the game today, and started with an elementalist. Anyone willing to give me some pointers?","If you are playing on EU, write me a PN and I'll gladly help wherever I can :)" +2008 the American housing crisis caused house prices to drop about 30%. And you want it to drop more than 2x that. Not only would that be the greatest drop in North American history it would cause our economy to be destroyed and crippled. The government would step in way before. There's no way that happens.,"If it gets there, I am buying a dozen houses." +"Whenever I see this list, I roll my eyes. If MLS ever goes for Charlotte over the triangle. Stadium or not the Railhawks are clearly the better situation/club and have established the school and academy while Independence is nothing more than a few players playing soccer run by a lacrosse ownership.",Sadly upvoted +"Foggy Autumn from Lindy Point, West Virginia.",Is this the ending to The Force Awakens? +"If Ms Clinton wins the election then it is the end of American Conservatism. In fact, it will be the last nail in its coffin. Conservatism in America has been dying a long slow death over many decades. In the Reagan era much of America (including places such as California) were considered to be centre-right territory. The American Left set out to change this, already in the 1960s, and they have mostly succeeded. Trouble in Conservative land was already seen in the convulsions at National Review, when many mainstream conservatives were shown the door in the 1990s and 2000s for their social conservatism and their failure to be onboard with neo-Conservative aims. The Trump insurrection proved the hollowness of the current American Conservative cabal, and a Hillary win will be its final undoing, for no-one knows what is next. Even a Trump win is the end of American Conservatives, as Trump himself is not really ideologically in their camp. America in the 1980s was a different place where things were done conservatively. These days America is a New America, not conservative and with a New People, and things here are done differently from the way they used to do them.","Yeah, I guess that's why Republicans control the US House, US Senate, 68 out of 98 partisan state legislative chambers, and 31 out of 50 state governors are Republican- because conservatism in America is dying..." +"Honestly, the org doesn't deserve him",I'm sure they'll miss his Urgot locks in scrims. +Tailless whip scorpions. (Vinigaroons I think is also a layterm),I've always heard the term Vinigaroon used for Camel Spiders +Please help my shot,Did I... 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CATAPULT CATAPULT,Impressive length. +Try r/pcmasterrace as well!,Will do! +Spot the Diffrence,Leafyisnthere +"Eight years of helping Obama harm this great country. Hopefully now we can get this country back on track. I'm glad to see their work was for nothing, but much of the harm has already been done.","Yeah, hopefully we go back to the great economy we had in 2008 when he took office" +"Who Do You Think is The Biggest Bitch in the Ace Attorney Series? There have been many bitches in the ace attorney series. As a matter of fact, there's been a bitch in every Ace Attorney game. So, who do I think is the biggest bitch in the Ace Attorney series? I think it's Ga'ran Sigatar Khura'in. She's a WAY bigger bitch than Dahlia Hawthorne. Ga'ran ruined WAAAAAY more lives than Dahlia did. Defeating Ga'ran felt SOOOOOOO good. Her breakdown was wonderful. Seeing her try to channel the Holy Mother and then her Royal Gurads turning on her because they realized Apollo Justice spoke the truth was amazing. Ga'ran then fell backwards onto the Pools of Souls. Something that's hilarious is that after she was taken away, she ACTUALLY THOUGHT SHE WAS THE HOLY MOTHER. Ga'ran doesn't deserve to go to the lowest level of Hell. She deserves worst than that. Worst than where Dahlia went. I was like TAKE THAT YOU FUCKING BITCH! HOW DOES IT FEEL?!. Ahem. So, I think Ga'ran Sigatar Khura'in is the biggest bitch in the Ace Attorney series.","Although I severaly despise Ga'ran, as she was literally a tyrannical ruler of a country, something which Americans severally frowns upon (I was Piratically Yelling in my head Sic Semper Evello Mortem Tyrannis when she was having her breakdown), IMHO Dalhia is worse" +That would be the 'Leave' box.,"Boris is basically our trump, but he pussied out after he won lol" +"Maybe, maybe not. All I know is that it seems like a perfect day for Endgame, Dystopia, or Post American World.",And Countdown to Extinction (the whole album) +"Done, I'm waiting in the Plaza",once we finish the first trade wait up a second so i can put the new item on my pokemon +The PEPE market is already hot so usually I'd advise you to sell but it appears PEPE has nowhere to go but up.,BUY PEPE +I got super stoked for assassination then I came here in the comments and got my hopes destroyed.,Same tbh im gonna cry +"That presidential errection, sorry I meant election graph",Why are the colors switched? +"Yeah. Also, every athlete who went to the Olympics and *didn't* get a medal (perhaps by being .01 seconds slower than others, a statistically meaningless difference)?.. well they just didn't *want* it enough. Or else they would have figured out how to win. Sure they trained intensely for many years, but they didn't really want to win enough.",I don't think that was the message of this comic +Slash those fs7 prices wooooo!!!,"Yea, $7999 would be a great price!" +Source?,"These are the states that mandate paid hours for voting if scheduled during voting hours: Alaska (sufficient amount of time) Arizona (3) California (2) Colorado (2) Hawaii (2 hours outside of break or lunch) Illinois (2) Iowa (3) Kansas (2) Kentucky (4) Maryland (2) Mass (2) Minn (sufficient amount of time) Missouri (3) Nebraska (2) Nevada (3) New Mexico (2) NY (sufficient amount of time) OK (2) South Dakota (2) Tennessee (3) Texas (reasonable amount of time) Utah (2) West Virginia (3) Wisconsin (3) Wyoming (1, outside breaks and lunches) There are a handful of other states that mandate that time be given to the employee unpaid, and a the remainder have no laws requiring an employer give time for voting." +"'This is Democracy, Chinese-style'",Does anyone see it as progress that a BBC news crew was even allowed to get this far? +Being gay is hereditary?,"So many gay people poke around in the family tree and suddenly it all makes sense about the funny uncle, or the confirmed bachelor/maiden aunt or the relative who ran away to big city and we never heard from him again." +ACTIVE SHOOTER IN HOUSTON STRIP MALL,Police already shot the suspect. +"If you had to remove one main character from your favourite TV show, who would you choose?",Okay which one of you couldn't choose between Glenn and Abraham? +"This. This is what I've wanted since I was about 5. Scratch that, this is the point the human race has been building up to all this time. I am so insanely excited about this kind of stuff, but sadly I am poor so I'll probably be buying it second hand in 5-10 years like everything else I own *weeps*","We're on the verge of really good voice controls, but they're still kind of shoddy and don't always work, so don't worry, you've still got plenty of time for the tech to get even fucking better!" +Won,*sigh* +"Trump doesn't even hate Mexicans... he doesn't want *illegal* Mexicans in the country. I'm not saying I agree with it, but his comments about immigration were never racist. And his comments about Muslims? *Islam is not a race*. One could claim he's xenophobic, but that's extremely common, and while people don't like to admit it, almost every country has a problem with it.","Just a heads up, you just tried to justify xenophobia by saying it's common." +"Wow that's insane, great information!",Look at what website that came from. +"I had a feeling it was my monitor,","There is a possibility that there's an issue with your monitor drivers (Yep, some monitors do have drivers, mine even came with a driver CD, although Windows automatically installed the drivers it needed anyway)." +well from England I will get about 50 ping playing vs Russians who are on 30-40 ping,"Yeah, that's pretty insane..." +"Snap shot of Church Membership in leaked videos: 774,000 (8%) of members are over 65yr. Hinting at a total membership number of 9.65 million internally counted members",Well done! +El Aurance!,El-Orens +"Good! They should be doing that in the ordinary course of business regardless of who is president, IMO. Aside from that, if they keep tabs on the Trump administration and happen to use that politically in the U.S... well, that's normal these days. Apparently. If McConnell and the incoming president are okay with cyberwarfare by our enemies, I am untroubled by the meddling of our allies.",I'm worried they'll soon be former allies. +I love how the narrative has almost immediately shifted from You're a crazy conspiracy theorist for questioning her health to So what? Tim Kaine isn't that bad.,"It's crazy what an actual video and not calling a flashlight a syringe will do, isn't it?" +"People in Indiana seemed very happy and relieved to be rid of him too, with all the time and money he wasted going after abortion and shit. As VP he gets to yell and scream to a national audience without really being in control of much of anything. Pence gets all the attention he wants, Indiana gets to go back to being productive, and Trump gets assassination insurance. win-win-win","At Indiana University right now, and as a very liberal campus, everyone is glad he's not the governor anymore." +"Chapelle is hosting SNL, and that dude is woke. He'll maybe play it fair.","I think he said he voted Hillary, but acknowledged Trump as a real choice for many people." +"What sentence can make a person go from the most confident, to feel totally worthless?",Im not giving you ammunition to shit on someone. +Gruden inherited that Tampa Bay team and was fortunate enough to know Oakland's playbook. I like Gruden but he entered into an ideal situation when he became the Buccaneers head coach.,Counterpoint: He built the Raiders and the playbook that went to the Super Bowl. +Gov. Mike Huckabee on Twitter: If HRC wins she will appoint her Filipino maid to head CIA. She already has access to all the secrets anyway. No need to train her.,white America is the best. +And it shows! The way this guy dismisses things that don't agree with *whatever* it is he's trying to say here is hilarious.,I will agree with the notion that the Canucks *could* very well be a rebuilding team if management wanted to go that route since they're not a serious contender but everything else in here is speculation or just plain wrong. +Also dries marijuana quite well. Still have to cure it though!,Relevant username! +"Done. Goodbye. I'll be over at Black Desert Online instead. It doesn't try to infantalise me or treat me like an idiot, and I don't get daily credit spamming mails there either. The BioWare that made KOTOR is dead and gone. The BioWare we have now is little more than an EA puppet who apparently thinks making the game easier to understand for people with IQs in the single digits is good for player retention.","Ehhh, it's *that* post to be filed under *that* folder again." +Same shit I been doing,"short niggas can fit in the tub, lucky ass." +My position on everyone crying about deportation,"Yea, screw them for wanting a better life for their family." +"Adding 1g to both costs makes time walk the much stronger card, you only doubling it's cost while tripling recalls and it's the scarier effect with recursion.",Drawing three is almost always the stronger effect. +"I have not met anyone else with it but even living a pretty liberal town its hard to bring up borderline compared to bringing up anxiety and depression. So idk, but i was wondering how you met people with it how does that conversation go how do you both find out you have it?",I thought it was just me constantly meeting people with problems with anxiety and depression (and knowing how to really explain bpd without sounding dismissive) +Kawhilights-11-23-2016,"Let's be honest, we all clicked for the title" +I wonder where they get all the seed from.,Allergy season is just our reaction to a plant bukkake. +My father once told me to never trust a man who doesn't make eye contact during a handshake.,I don't like people who make forcibly strong handshakes like their entire reputation depends on it. +Captain planet?,Computer processor? +"Blizzard please, make us able to not have slouched backs as Horde. It seems that Blizzard only cares about human armor sets looking good. You're a human? Hmm, better give you a cool looking armor. Tauren or orc? So your torso armor is just the shoulderpieces and the belt. What? You want chestpieces that look good on you? Hell no, better make shoulders so giant they cover your chest.","You're playing Horde, that's a hell of a burden to carry." +Honestly I'd say it's better than the alternative.,Racist! +He couldn't do anything since the people said not to help him because he might have some kind of disease.,I'd rather die knowing i did the right thing than live knowing i didn't. +Yup.,"I never heard of her stripping, and they don't look fake to me, but her career could have taken a sharp turn after she stopped YouTubing in 2012." +It's actually way less efficient than having plant milks.,As soon as you can figure out how to make a good plant Brie or Gruyere we can continue this conversation. +It's bullshit that I can only post my beliefs in like 2 or 3 subs on Reddit without losing all karma. The mods of all subs need to crack down own this immature shit. Just because we have a different opinion doesn't mean you're allowed to down vote us all and take over every sub with the world is ending and Bernie could've saved us bullshit that adds nothing constructive to any discussion.,"Post porn for karma, then opinions." +He won't come here. He has no reason to.,But he promised to fix all America's bridges and roads! +CONFRIMED: Dsatyari quits front ALP bench.,What's going to happen now Sam's not a target? +We must all heal and lov...GRRRRRRRRRRRAWWWRRRRR! HULK SMASH!,This was obviously intended to force people to reconsider any stereotypes they had about women being fit to serve as president. +Seems like the consensus steal of this year's draft.,"Not only that, but in keeper leagues he's probably the best pick you could have made, assuming it's same pick/1-2 lower round." +"50% discount advice Returning player, got a 50% discount have 200 plat, what's worth buying? I was thinking of one of the new (to me) warframes but idk.","Are you on pc or console, it kinda makes a difference." +"Guys, I found the Egg.",The penguin laid it. +"A mostly unknown first-term Senator beat her, and an unknown Independent 74 year old Jewish socialist almost did. She was never a strong candidate.",But it was her turn! +I'd look into the iPad Pro 9.7. It's quite capable due to the A9X. It's also got everything the Pro needs without being too big. Not bad.,I actually want the big screen lol +"How do singers combat needing to cough, hiccup, or choke on saliva when singing? Is it just power of will?",*Obligatory Remember the Name joke +Hello darkness my old friend...,Next time just take a screenshot. +"Wtf is wrong with people, how can they shove their head so far up the ass it comes out again. Grabbing your stuff because she doesn't know where it is.","I'd have to start grabbing shit out of her cart... you know... because she knew where it was, and I didn't." +"You do know that your chickens had brothers, right? What do you think happened to them?","yea exactly, but these are rescue hens, so it's not increasing the demand for more hens therefore not supporting male chick grinding." +"You have to wonder, though, if she pays for that. If the stylist gets to have a celebrity to add to her online portfolio, she probably at least gets a discount.",I wouldn't be surprised if she didn't have to pay at all for the publicity she would bring for them. +It really is a bit jaw dropping. He *really did* just say that we need a an authoritarian President because the last president did whatever he wanted. wtf even?,Cognitive dissonance at its finest. +"There are plenty of things to criticise China on. Things the USA does just as badly or worse than China probably shouldn't be too high on the list. Or at least for the Americans here. I never understood why Americans like to chastise other groups without considering the actions of their governments, but then call foul when the same goes the other way.",Everybody in the world hates Trumpanzees for reasons included in your assessment. +"Making a blueprint-like poster for myself, need opinions and ideas!",add a bit more space on the right to make the poster not look as cluttered +"She screwed up badly. She lost a huge chunk of the Obama vote in the rust belt which even the likes of Kerry and Gore won. When a single county goes from +20 Obama to +20 Trump, it's not racism.","Yup, it's sexism." +You've immediately peaked my interest in this series.,piqued? +"If I remember right, they take a relatively long time before they are ready to produce. So you're planting years in advance hoping the market will have a good price then.",They should have a lot of cheap Mexican labor moving there soon so their production costs will be reduced. +hand him the thornmace from trial..its has a whooping 70% chance to poison and has decend attack way better then poison knuckle imo!,"Yeahhhh, I havent gotten it yet....lazy lazy lazy sigh" +Do you think the candidates would have spent their time in the same states campaigning if the election were based on popular vote? The answer is no. They would spend their time in the opposite places because a close state is worthless in popular vote but means everything in electoral votes. Pretending the popular vote means anything when the goal was to hit 270 electoral votes is meaningless. It would be a completely different strategy for both of them if the rules were changed and that would also mean the popular vote totals would be entirely different.,"Nah, dude, I'm sure the campaigns would still care about what swing states like Wisconsin have to think when urban centers like Los Angeles county and New York City have more people than entire states." +in the US?,No .... Canada. +"Herbaldom definitely, ordered many times, is very consistent. Have not been disappointed yet. I enjoy everything from him especially the Pmd and green malay. Motarkbest red hulu and red vein are good. Haven't tried his current green malay or RMD but they've been really good in the past. All natural artisan red horn kali and red red horn sunda. Everything from Dg botanicals is also top notch. Getting my first order from Canopy in the next few days I've read good things.",It's all mine though! +"Danielle now at the bottom of a 4 person alliance officially, because Justin, Jason and Kryssie are taking each other and there's no Whitney variable for Justin.","But she's still loyal, so she's the real winner in the end." +"Call Of Duty 4: Remarstered. PC vs PS4! Recently Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare came out and as we all know, Call of Duty 4: Remastered came along with it. I am yet to purchase the game as I am undecided as to whether I buy the game on PC or PS4. I don't want this to turn into a massive PC master race vs console warrior war, all I want to know is what everyone's opinions are. I am more leaning towards the PC side but am fully aware of the much larger player-base on the console version. Any comments would by very helpful and thank you to anyone who gives me advice!",If you live in Australia I need you to play on PC so that my lobby can remain full. +Even Dez wasn't this much of a twat early on,Dez isn't even remotely as obnoxious as Odell. +"I might be biased because T2 was the first big action movie I saw on the big screen, but damn if it isn't just fucking perfect. I can't think of anything you could add or remove or change to make this movie better.",Still holds up too! +"TL;DR: There's a gigantic circlejerk regarding some keys being stolen and/or bought with stolen credit cards, resulting in chargebacks. What most people don't realize is that, from the chargebacks, the company selling the keys doesn't lose anything; banks usually cover the losses.","Shop from which key originated pays up to 20$ per key on chargeback, moreover if number of chargebacks is high payment processors might cut ties with shop resulting in huge loses for shop until they get new one." +"Yes, after seeing a couple of other threads on similar topics, I'm starting to see that. I understand the objections to it, however it seems to me that objections come from more of a theoretical place and ignore the conditions that would make many couples happy with such a set up.","This is your mistake ,makes only One Happy ;)" +its 150 if you have only one treasure hunt and just do the type matchs ups game in the missions and keep doing them to youl ike have a 1000fc,Inverse type match up is op. +"yeah, the tax cuts for billionaires is a waste.","It would be nice if we had an example of a recent Republican president enacting a very similar economic plan, only for it to fail miserably." +False the human eyes can only see at 30 fps so light speed is impossible for us,You forgot the +"I can speak for both sides. I choose to be a non-gamer because I am the type of gamer to let it absorb his entire life. As such, I only own Nintendo games. My work bought me a kick ass gaming laptop, but I've only played Doom on it. Non-gamers don't understand what it's like to get absorbed in a new world and enjoy the hell out of just playing. It's not about beating levels, it's not about being the best. It's about being in there and just owning it. And gamers don't get how useless non-gamers view your hobby. It appears to be a vice. The same a smoking or drinking or doing coke if you're a Warcraft player. You put your time in and get really good and earn all the gold and achievements and it's all utterly useless. Except that you enjoyed it. What else are you gonna do? Go feed pigeons in the park?",You arent a gamer if you only play Nintendo games. +"Yes. And we are supposed to respect the democracy of the election, as though this represented the majority will of our nation.",lol cry about it +Scared for there safety,Open Registration for the Right Wing Death Squads Today. +"If you're in a Fireteam of 4 or 5 people, please don't all leave an Iron Banner match. No one likes a 2 or 1 vs. 6.","If you're in a fireteam of 6 people, please all leave the iron banner match." +"I don't mean to start any shit or anything, but is there any reason to be purchasing a Naze at this point with all the other cheap boards that are usually faster and have less problems? I just haven't kept up on quads since I haven't touched mine in so long, but I want to get it back into flying shape again and it seems like replacing the Naze would be a good start, but the rev6 Nazes seem to have a lot of issues from what I read.","Simple reason for me to use it, I already had it." +This knot in this dresser looks like a smiling bear,Anyone else see two bears? +"Where to get good quality, cheap furniture (Manila) I miss when r/ph wasn't r/phpolitics 24/7. Anyway. I'm moving into an empty house that I need to furnish. In my experience, most stores sell absolute cheap crap for 50% more than actual decent quality furniture in other countries. I bought a bedframe for 5k earlier this year, and the sideboard broke 4 months later. 4 months! Is there some secret place everyone knows to get awesome, reasonably priced furniture? I'm in San Andres, FYI.","Sabihin ko sana sa San Pedro Laguna, pero malayo pala." +Viagra,Viagrax +"Some people went by the office two days ago, the place was empty and up for rent.","No,you are joking?" +Challenger of Diamond 5,damn you've been stuck in d5 for so long that you have that much lp sigh +"Why would anyone sympathise with her, when she put herself in the position on purpose?",Someone had to do it! +"1. Good walls can be built at many angles. 2. If it's less than 90 degrees, humans will still recognize it as a slope. 3. The comment that you're replying to was already emphasizing the steepness of the angle, while accurately exaggerating the generous angle of traversal as dictated by a game engine. Its angular proximity to a common 90-degree wall was key to the jokey message it conveyed. 4. I get jokes, but hate ones that depend on a suspension of knowledge. Like everything about the word slope, the nature of walls, and the thing you're responding to. 5. The generic that's deep response you got got my goat. Sorry for inflating your dumb internet thing into a critique of Reddit's more useless human artifacts.",r/iamverysmart +Yeah but they don't start groping them just because they're lesbian.,"Im not sure if you're saying that lesbians don't get groped by guys, or if guys grope so indiscriminately, that you cant factor in whether or not being lesbian matters..." +Also Math skills,You can't do *simple maths* under pressure. +It's the weapon camo,"Well then, I'll just be on my way." +"Trader Joe's has a great wine selection that's a godsend if you're still not in the $20+ wine range, but aren't willing to go <$6 cheap.",They have organic wines the wife and I love regularly below $5. +"Qantas, Jetstar and Virgin Australia already banned them from being used in-flight.",How do they police that? +"Who was serious? Thank god, for Jim Sterling.","Ahem, Jim Fucking Sterling son." +"Just happy to see all of you ingame soon! Despite all the hate here on this sub I'd like to say that I can't wait to play on a good scripted, well populated server again. Yes, it won't be perfectly scripted but I know the community will make it perfect, because at the end of the day that's what the game is all about! Let's appreciate the fact Nost is coming back and don't rage over minor details","Gordo from tirisfal is bugged , trash server" +"People of Reddit who put at least some effort into your school/work lunch, what do you bring?","the entire nation eats leftovers for work lunch, so... whatever I had as dinner?" +and 10 people posting screenshots of all the people posting videos,and 5 people posting the fact that 10 people posting screenshots of all the people posting videos +"When a million people do anything other than what they normally do, it's going to be disruptive. There simply isn't the infrastructure to transport people to a place they don't normally go, and there isn't room for all those people to stand where the protest is happening. You can't expect a protest to be less disruptive than a city celebrating a sports team winning a championship. Those sorts of celebrations are pretty damn disruptive. Why should someone exercising their right to free speech be less important than which sports team wins a championship?","Because you're free, so shut up" +The mount being account wide is just the best thing that ever happened as a mount addict.,Super bittersweet for those mount addicts who farmed rep (If I ever see another netherwing egg again I'm going to punt it into the void) or rare mount drops +Think we've hit rock bottom mate. Can't get any worse.,Just when you are smoking crack you find out about heroin. +You're retarded. The M16 in this game is retardedly good,No you are retardedly good;) +14 and 16 team leagues do exist.,Yeah but those people are too busy not liking themselves to read this sub +We'll see what it looks like after the first few waves of deportations and reverse migration. Bet it will be more red then!,When can I sign up for trump storm troopers +Only play on nuketown.,Wasn't that the only map in the game? +"If you put it in gravy, you create gravity.","Instructions unclear, dick in gravy" +"Or you can be a Libertarian living in a Blue state, which is my situation. You don't like either Blue or Red candidate and your vote also doesn't count.",Feels for you buddy I'm a libertarian socialist and leans to the Green Party mostly. +Anon gets his yearbook signed.,Fucking stupid and reckless drivers smh +"My mate has had her Mac Book stolen, she has the tracker on and she knows where it is but the police say it isnt enough evidence. What else can she do? N","Get a big bat, get some mates and go and get it back." +"You don't need 16000p per eye for VR. I mean, that discussion, about what is required to rival reality, is very, very interesting. but it's a completely different issue than what is the minimum system requirement for stereoscopic 3D.","Yes, as is what my point was." +But the other 60% would use it as evidence/leverage.,"Well silly them for wanting compensation, they should be more understanding" +Where in the West has an absolute monarchy?,Monaco +Food is also wasted when it ends up on your ass... The day I realized this I was freed.,hahaha i always think of this when people say that to me.. It all goes to the same place. +I see your garden center urinals.. How about these bar urinals in my city?,Is this by chance a Rocky Horror Picture Show themed bar? +"for some people yeah, i'm healthy as a racehorse and i'd like the government to not fine me for that thank you very much",That will be great comfort to the tens of thousands of families who will lose a member from such an act. +"I made this wallpaper several years ago (before 12 obviously), and recently was cleaning up some files on my computer and came across it again. I thought someone might like to use it. I made it using GIMP.",Or 8.5 John Hurt. +Remember when it was racist to protest a president you didn't want?,But only white people can be racist due to the inherent disparities in power and wealth +same,Just keep the 8GB and delete the rest. +How my new i7 4790k arrived today,Is it damaged tho? +i must be missing something. what's fucked up about this?,Stephen Colbert is speaking code for having sex with children on live TV of course. +"Keep in mind, someone permanently losing a license is a major massive deal. No I'm not saying duis are great, but it's just a shit thing all around.","Don't drink and drive then, someone losing their life is also a major, massive deal." +a family of lannisters,I only regret I have but one upvote to give - Gandhi +Hes not even close to Zlatan. Zlatan is an egoistic asshole,"He is human trash, but godamn he is good at what he does." +"There was an episode of Superstars last year that was taped in Manchester and Fandango got a huge pop when he came out, with the whole crowd doing his dance. You could just see on his face how good that must have felt to get a big reaction from a crowd for the first time in who knows how long.","This makes me realise that out of everyone in WWE, Fandango probably enjoys the UK tour more than anyone else." +Well stop taking land from Palestine and fuck off. You don't need to live like this. But you oppress innocent people.,"Right, I forgot it's Israel which starts every war by sending thousands of rockets at civilians." +sniffed butts like any civilized person,are you a dog +The only way magnets will cause weight loss is if they are implanted in your teeth and strong enough to keep your mouth closed. Or maybe they shut off your throat.,You say that but the top scientists at ICP University haven't been able to figure out how magnets work after years of study - so I'm sure that they could have some magical property that just makes you skinny +"I for one greatly welcome back our underwater content. Anyway, they were messing with the effects all the way back in LS1 with Aetherblade Retreat, and even in LS2 Silverwastes out of bounds.",SW out of bounds had much huger waves too +I think the avenger should have S2 missiles. The rest is fine.,In fact it can equip S2 and S3 missile but it only has S1 missile from the base loadout currently (It should have 4x S3 Stalker IR) +I believe it is insurance for 3 cars/people.,Also 2/3 are still teens. +"I was talking PC yes... Guess it might depend on your realm too, but I have never spend more than 10 seconds to load into Dalaran.",You're a rare minority +"Robots Will Take Two-Thirds of All Jobs In the Developing World, UN Says",bu.. but...Trump said manufacturing jobs are coming back +Pretty fair that one player can make 5 free Antonio Browns.......ya right lol. Hopefully EA does right and fixes this epidemic,You're a good man +Fat whore,Not convinced +Just leave me alone already.,Get outta darkie. +"I wanna say rams, but that's sheep....are goats just always called goat?",I think so. +Hello Kitty will protect you from racist and oppressive family members!,How can your family be racist against you ? +"So, Nougat's 'app shortcuts' aren't actually any shorter, right?",You can drag shortcuts and add them to your home screen +"Doesn't change the birth certificate cost, does it?",yes what if your not even born legally? +"Comp sucks, give me good casual",Okay ya maybe this instead +When will liberals learn that this sort of behavior is not winning support for their side but instead driving people to candidates like Donald Trump?,"Geez some people made it harder for me to drive places for about an hour, better start raping children." +"Make sure to spend all your gems to upgrade castle components! If you are at wave 700, those should be level 100+. They do really make huge difference at lower levels!",I feel sad that I missed out on over three thousand gems I could have invested in my castle because I was in on the game early. +"Two reasons: 1- If you over tighten the bolt on them, it stretches them out. 2- Amateurs love to over-tighten fasteners.","You always tighten until it starts to loosen, then back off a quarter turn." +NEW: Stone Hop Revolver IPA (Rotating Single-Hop Series Hop # 1: Loral),"WOAH GUYS, STONE MADE A NEW IPA!" +Why did Mohammed delete Tinder off his phone? Couldn't find anyone under 12 there,Don't be disingenuous Mohammed always was a one child type of pedophile. +"Heels being champion is something that WWE is too obsessed with these days. As someone who's tired of Charlotte's neverending stranglehold on the Raw women's title, I have no interest right now in a heel as SD's women's champion to. And babyfaces rarely get to have good long runs these days. Becky is the ONLY babyface single's champion on the main roster right now (well technically Roman to, but a big chunk of the crowd doesn't treat him like a face). And no, I don't buy this notion that Becky is better chasing. She chases for YEARS, between NXT and Raw. Been there done that, not interesting anymore. Time to move on, and let her be a strong fighting champion. And as for your other points: -She hasn't really legitimized the belt yet because they haven't let her be even remotely strong. I'm sorry, but winning one, ONE match clean since becoming champion (and against Natalya of all people) doesn't make her look good. Being constantly beaten, punked out, beaten down, humiliated, etc week after week, does not make her look good. Failing to eliminate either Charlotte or Bayley at SS, does not make her look good. Having ONE title defense, which is tainted because Alexa's foot as on the bottom ropes, does not make her look good. Barely getting any promo/mic time, does not make her look good, etc. -She wasn't positioned as being above everyone else at Backlash. She spent most of the match on the outside not really doing much, and she eliminated Carmella (the weakest woman in the match), and then only by playing possum and catching Carmella off-guard. She didn't straight out beat Carmella, she had to be sneaky. -Becky should have a long and successful title reign, THAT would legitimize her and the belt. -Alexa isn't ready just yet. She's young, she'll get her shot. But now is not the time.","yeah, but like Wrestlemania feuds are starting soon and they usually have almost all heel champions going into mania, so it's likely Becky will drop it soon and have her or maybe Nikki or someone else chase until then" +I'm a Republican and I went third party.,"I was told all third party votes help Trump, does that mean republican votes for third parties count for both candidates?" +Looks like I should have started a guy 4 days removed from a major concussion over the man with back to back 10 catch 100 yd games.,It's like fantasy is mostly a crap shoot or something +"Not sure if sarcasm, but the two people are the woman and the driver of the car.",Not if it's a driverless car. +Smelting outpost balance?,Why are you planning to smelt coal? +Shit post.,It's the off season. +"The polls weren't wrong- they were totally fabricated. There seems to be a fair amount of effort put forth wondering how the polls were so far off, or what could have been the last minute thing that changed it all. All those early voter tallies and mailed in ballots were already counted. 538, even well into the final count gave the election to hilldogg, but I never believed the numbers were based in reality. Say it enough, and the public should believe it.",They deliberately sampled more democrats. +"American here. I've been thinking about them. Namely, if I can find a job there and immigrate.",You know your cheeses? +Syria conflict: Government helicopters 'drop chlorine' on Aleppo - BBC News,Every time SAA makes progress against islamist there are reports of chemical warfare. +What is slowly dying off and people just don't realize it?,Coral Reefs +The hotel room I'm staying has a lower peepholes for shorter guests,It's for wheelchairs... +Windows 10 will soon run Edge in a virtual machine to keep you safe,"so qubes os way, interesting" +"And yet in some states here in America there are no laws requiring a helmet. It's completely bonkers seeing guys going freeway speeds on their bikes in shorts, a t-shirt, and a hat.","It's their life, let them live it how they want." +FIU TE Jonnu Smith Out for Rest of Season After Pregnant Girlfriend Poured Boiling Water on Him,I wonder what he did to provoke her? +"This one was beyond bad. If the other cars from that era are considered bad, this was on a different level, apparently.",You had one ? +It's time to fix the broken system anyways.,Fixing it is not the plan. +"The Catholic church just canonized Mother Teresa of Kolkata. As a protestant, I don't buy the whole canonization of saints, thing... BUT this lady was beyond awesome! (Heck, her entire order of nuns is beyond awesome.) If you were to award something similar to a person in church history or church present, who would it be and why?","If you want to keep that idealized view of Mother Theresa, **don't** research her." +Also the Maori didn't reach NZ till the 1400s.,"Oh I thought it was around the same as the Hawaiians, I knew it was later but I thought it was close, good to know, thanks." +"For the next quarter, maybe",Only when we're down +TIL Linkin Parks' debut album 'Hybrid Theory' is the highest selling debut album of the 21st Century with 30 million+ sales.,I fucking hate this band. +Who lives in a blue world,And all day and all night everything he sees is just blue +Obama should just say he's not leaving. It's simple. Then Drumpf can't enact any of his fascist anti-immigrant anti-business-owner policies.,That'll play *right* into the hands of the RWNJ's who said he would it. +Mitch McConnell rejects calls for select panel on Russian meddling,"Wouldn't want those ruble payments to stop now, would he?" +For Better or For Worse I did It,Ah this reminds me of last season when that dude bought all the Odyssey chests thinking that he'd get the T5 Thor skin. +"Yahoo 12 team half point per reception. Pick 2. Malcolm Mitchell, Brandin Cooks, Julian Edelman? Thanks!",Cooks and Edelman for sure. +I didn't want either candidate but I could just picture them holding back reports as they try and figure out how they can still win this thing.,I am sure there is a logical explanation for a liberal stronghold w/ a signed affidavit of voter fraud to be open at 1 AM still counting ballots..... +"It's a shame that so many young people miss out on the benefits of cross-generational friendships and discussions. Older people simply have more experiences, anecdotes and information to bring to a conversation. Not that that matters to your average SJW. They are simply content to dismiss that benefit on the slightest hint that someone may not be up to date with the most recent social conventions cooked up by activist professors.",why would they listen to two old racist white bigots? +I could care less when you actually mean you couldn't care less,I live in the UK and only hear the correct version. +Whats wrong with Red Lobster!?,It's a shitty chain of overpriced precooked meals +"You still need the damage increase or else Ana's ult is just a glorified Lucio boost, but you are right. The damage and speed boost are the legs of her ult. Remove one or the other and the ult collapses. The increase in damage resistance is what makes her ult over-the-top.",he said reduction not removal +2017 Naismith Trophy watchlist released,"B3ach3m, sweetest stroke in the game" +"Id like to argue that if Ronda didnt pioneer WMMA in the UFC, someone else woulda",WMMA was part of the reason Strikeforce was very successful. +she does this weird laugh the whole time haha.,Yeah it's like that in a lot of her stuff it's weird +Just like 2016 election.,"Because we're all americans, right?" +"Yeah, encouraging healthy expression of emotion is such a joke. God, why don't these people just do what the boomers do: bottle it up, deny it, and then take it out on their loved ones. That's the American way!","they are playing with legos, petting puppies, canceling classes to cry about it" +It is known.,*nods* +"Or how much of a left wing circle jerk it is, despite the Iraq war having bi partisan support. Even outside of its stated goal and objective killing Suddam Hussein was reason enough to go to war, and we frankly should have pushed to do so after the gulf war.",They left Saddam in power after the Gulf War specifically to avoid the power vacuum that developed after we overthrew him and purged anyone in the Baath party the 2nd time. +What's the most painful way to die and why?,"Strapped to a chair, watching Star Wars: Christimas Special until you have an aneurysm from the horrible production" +USA and Canada is going to be intense and *there will be blood...*,"well, team USA is engineered^(TM) to beat team canada... right?" +Islamic migrant kids threaten the Dutch people with death unless they convert to Islam.,"America should open its borders as well, I'm sure they wouldn't do the same here." +You are stereotyping black people and profiling them into being rappers,He didn't say most black people were rappers... +Yeah. Sometimes I get more cancels than actual rides. I think the app has a faulty design. People try to minimize the app but end up hitting request a ride instead. They should go back to a slider. The Uber app's flaw is that the request button is in the middle of the app and some people (especially drunks) end up moving the pin before requesting.,R U ugly? +Sitting down at movie theaters and trying to put on a seatbelt..,Get ready for the ride of your life grill +"Cory Schneider in his last 6 shutouts: 1.000 SV%, 0.00 GA, 6 Ws, 6 SOs. Would you believe it?",Smh why's Crawford always getting overlooked are you trying to say that Crawford's not an elite goalie? +"Can I play the original storyline in the Special Edition? Dunno if this has been asked before but I'm on Steam and I have to choose between buying regular Skyrim or Skyrim Special Edition. I know the SE has the DLCS *but*, I want to be able to replay the 2011 vanilla storyline first, without any changes. Can I disable the DLCs and run the original vanilla storyline? ^^^^dedotaded ^^^^wam","Dlc doesn't effect the main quest, the DLCs add their own questlines to the game separate from the vanilla quests." +"The majority only loses money on Obamacare This is factually incorrect. Preventative health maintenance reduces medical costs. Also, people that are poor and don't have insurance use the emergency room.... the most expensive, least effective method of receiving care. This bill goes 100% to the tax payers. I believe we have reached an era where facts have no meaning.",Well yeah but there is less money in *my* bank account. +"Yes I know, but she isn't a Miko. And she can only heal herself for half the value.","Yeah, but if her pocket/team got crushed or split up and she's trying to escape to safety, I think a self-heal is acceptable." +Saw that video.. I don't think those people are true clinton supporters.. just idiots,"Yeah, they probably didn't vote for Clinton and aren't beating the guy because he's a Trump supporter." +"Nothing to with the recession he inherited, no?","Obama broke the economy with his war in Iraq and tax cuts for the 1%, so he owns the recession too" +Do we have any actual confirmation of skeleton keys dropping in the 320 strikes? I've seen lots of claims without any evidence.,I've done 10-12 Sepiks perfected strikes and haven't seen a skeleton key yet. +"Well there's a suggestion that will be fought tooth and nail to the bitter end. The moment those labels go onto meat products is the moment that the general public will think that meat = cigarettes, and many will probably swear off it entirely. Great news for vegans and the general well-being of people the world over. Terrible news for the meat industry. I expect resistance or just the typical dismissal of facts.","Yeah, if they're allowed to label caged eggs as barn to trick the public into thinking they're free-range, no way they'll let anything negative be printed on their products." +Bernie is in good health. Fuck anyone that says he shouldn't run. He'll have a VP for worst case scenario. Bernie motherfucking 2020.,Bernie/Kanye 2020 +Man still can't believe people called Zeke selfish after the MSU game last season. He's destroying the NFL this year,"Same reason I hope hooker goes to the draft, that kids a beast." +"If you have to invent bullshit, maybe you are on the wrong side",It's crazy how many violent racists have all of a sudden sprung into action...all wearing Trump gear no doubt. +All natural wonders should give tourism late game tbh,Build a national park +My pupper just got out of surgery. Type get well pupper to wish him a speedy recovery,get well pupper +There are no new Totem cards. Does this mean TFB is going to restrict new Totem cards until it rotates?,"rip totem synergy, they had a little too much of it already" +The game coming to an end and Ruin still uses Kinectic Armor,He 'ruins' the game. +"Many in crowd trying to get anarchist groups to stop destroying property, anarchists refusing.",This is the reason everyone in my family conceal carries. +"Same, this was on Southwest too.",And Delta. +"Sorry, I wasn't being sarcastic. I'd like to see her name on a ballot as well. Either her or someone else Sanders endorses.",So you mean like Hillary? +"I know. I hate that rant. Hillary supporters are still stuck in the Hillary paid for MSM bubble, and can't even contemplate the possibility Hillary is what everyone else says she is. Instead, they assume the most likely explanation is white men somehow have all the power, and still hate all other races, and women. But, no one mentions the amount of women that voted for Trump.","oh, low information voters--not as good as we are" +"Please reload, there was a bug that made most Ghost types be treated as Levitate users. It's been fixed now!",Like Gengar for example. +Eh?,Si +"I have had this game on my steam wishlist for quite a while now and kept almost clicking the buy button over the past few months, but have got my fingers burnt with a few early access games that just turned out to be bloody awful. So when I saw a free weekend had opened up I had to install it and with limited free time tonight thought I would just jump in for a 30 minute try. One and a half hours later I had to drag myself away and instantly purchased it ,as the people on my squad could not have been more helpful, even though I was that person running around wondering where the hell all the bullets came from and why was I laying on the ground (yet again) and what the hell am I supposed to do with this shovel? And where is the enemy?And a million more questions., which they just dealt with. Even had a comedy Austin Powers moment of watching my squad try to rescue a vehicle parked sideways on a bridge (which I fell off) before following instructions from the Leader to follow him, attack that, protect that, stop bleeding, shoot at people, and enjoy the game. TL:DR. Tried it, Liked it, Purchased it.",No one really knows where the bullets are coming from. +"I was just in Europe. I don't know what you're talking about, everything is absolutely fine",I think this guy means you need to look at europe through the same conspiracy alt-right blogs that he does... then you'll understand. +What am I missing? I'm very colorblind.,I'm not colorblind but I don't see it either. +Nah santa is a capitalist pig he outsourced every production to China. Elves are facing massive unemployment in the snowy rust belt.,So Santa still has tiny people making toys for him? +GAMERS UNITE,"Holy shit, I thought this was on r/gaming at first." +What's a thing that should bother you but doesn't?,My roomate leaves the cap up on his body wash and shampoo and for some dumb reason it makes me go mental +Type 1 diabetes is not preventable.,Never said it was either. +"I notice this thread is oddly empty of Trump Supporters defending this. As his cabinet list grows and shatters the entire narrative, are any Donald subreddits actually talking about it? Or are they just ignoring it?",I'm sure the subreddit that called him Daddy Trump are going to be critical of his missteps. +India vs England 1st Test Match-Day 2 | Nov 10 - 2 | Triple Centuries helps England to pile up 5 |,Who made triple centuries? +"The tolerant people of the left riot in the streets, call to assasinate trump, claims America is racist and call for the electoral college to be abolished. What the heck?",You gotta comment with some nuance or no one will take you seriously. +"Map of Turkey, 1927 (Before Latin Alphabet Reform)",Bir gecede atalarimizin haritalarini okuyamaz olduk +"They don't just want to let through ads that respect the criteria. They let trough ads that respect the criteria and that PAY THEM extra. Means: No ad-income for smaller sites that can't pay, no matter how unintrusive their ads might be. Win for rich companies like Google and Microsoft that pay them for more income. And big win for Adblock Plus by making lots of money. They make themselves the middle-man, telling people they don't let through ads, telling companies they will, and then making big money by choosing themselves what gets let through based on how much they pay. It kind of reminds me of corruption. Telling people you want their best, just to give in to the first who pays you more. Not a great comparison but really there are some similarities.","It doesn't hurt smaller sites, because it's the advertiser who has to pay the fee." +Gonna take a risk and share my cover of Lost Courage from Tenkaichi 2's soundtrack. I hope you enjoy it!,I enjoyed it! +"I tried to make case for Trump. I strongly believe atheist community should stand behind Trump. He is the best chance we got to have a real meaningful negotiation with extreme religious right. They want to limit Radical Islam and they want to be fair to all religions. This will work in favor of atheists as they evaluate state-religion relations. Instead of extreme hatred, we have a candidate that they will listen to. Follow or not different story, but they will at least listen to him. When did we have this opportunity? Hope that Trump becomes successful. We have to live with our fellow Americans whatever our viewpoints, in peace and prosperity, hope that Trump is successful.",He will make America great again! +The biggest LAN party I attended was with a total of 3 people :(,I haven attended any LAN party :( +You are way off. She has repeatedly advocated for peace no matter what. That doesn't mean she can't strongly disagree with America's decision and express that. A lot of her fans in the LGBTQ community just became a lot less safe in this country overnight. She is defending and speaking up for people who are in danger of losing their rights.,"Buy you see, when she said we have to come together, she clearly meant that we have to all fall lock step behind our president and not speak out in any way." +Could someone please tell me why there is so much love for tulsi gabbard?,She resigned as cochair from the DNC in the primaries because she could not be neutral as required and she campaigned for Bernie. +"By how the car's are parked, width of the road, it could have been a one-way street. If so, the woman did look like she had looked in the direction cars should have been going first.",It's not. +I wonder if someone here was paid...*cough* GameSpot *cough*,"I'm worried for the health of GameSpot, all the donuts they are eating they don't even notice the brown on their nose." +"Also regarding Hull-Es, CIG has stated multiple times that a Hull-E is intended as a MASSIVE undertaking for a Org. If you are just hauling 200 crates and using a Hull-E that's like using and oil tanker to transport a gallon of milk across the ocean. Making it more complex to transport using larger ships is part of the balance of the game. If you don't want to deal with waiting while your cargo is loaded or do it yourself, I suggest sticking with small cargo transports like Hull-A or Reliant so you can just load up fast and go with no hassle. Their is nothing remotely realistic, practical or immersive about a Hull-E rolling up to a station with 98,000+ SCU of cargo and it just diapering in and instant as the captain sells it then it being magical full the next second as it turns around heading off on its next run.",But I want to fly my Hull E from Olisar to Hurston and instantly make a bajillion UEC and then buy an Idris that's 100% automated so I can fly it by myself and take over a planet! +Why's it gotta be Asian?,"Hey, they gotta be compensated SOMEHOW..." +"LF4 for KF HM fresh Exp Pls Two 335 Titans, Looking for 4 more for KF HM Fresh, Add/join iWasChris or post PSN/LL/class for invite",331 hunter ciaduff_9 have ToM +He's appeared in 4 of the last 7 and the last 2,Ya from my quick google search all Definitions say the very minimum of Perennial is More than 2 years. +"Abandon Ship, maybe something to scratch that Pirates! itch",DON'T TOY WITH MY EMOTIONS +"Even though Republicans tend to be against welfare, I find it hard to believe that they would just let children starve to death on American soil. They are going to have to support these unplanned children one way or the other.",They should just pull them bootstraps. +Goodbye Murderer sign on Rock Creek Pkwy this morning,"Oh, but I'm being a hysterical woman when I tell people that I am genuinely worried at the people who feel emboldened because Trump was elected." +You are given the power to change into the opposite sex for a week. How do you spend the week?,Lament over the fact I no longer have a magnum dong. +"How come all the microsoft stores I've ever walked into, they don't have this. They just have a bunch of potatoes plugged into monitors.",But my PC isn't at a Microsoft store...? +Rate my (potential) system?,0/10 no stickers +Memory Issue. 800GB,Using the term 'memory' to describe a storage issue... Triggered +Apparently everyone on Reddit has seen it 54 times and can recite the entire script on cue.,Ni! +"Yes, was just in Dallas suburbs (Plano) yesterday and B12 in a new building was still getting 3Mb-8Mb/",Totally useless! +My apple is red inside,Either all of us are on LSD or that's not an apple. +Official Game Thread: Baltimore Ravens (3-2) at New York Giants (2-3) Better early than late...,Now we go for the points! +Crimson UniCorn Horn Offers Crates : (15:4:13),dark matter and 1 cc3 for unicorn? +What is not an insult but some passed it on as an insult ?,You ate that whole cake! +and all the noise 2...,none of that noise is audible to him +I have 2 refined.,haha funny meme xddddd +I can sang a picture of it on Monday. I'm 82% sure its a Westinghouse. I've had that fucker loaded to 120% one time and only then did it start to bog a little.,82% is oddly specific... +DLC is fine. Season Passes can fuck off.,"again, it depends on how they are used, look at Rainbow 6's season passes for a good example." +"MSoG Facebook album - the rest of the cards, revealed",Warlocks legendary could be pretty good. +LAW & ORDER! Trump To Meet With Sheriff Clarke As He Continues To Select Top Advisors!,BYE BYE BLM +Right. Because deporting the ACTUAL people breaking the law is racist.,"Right, because that's why people think he's racist" +I play Garen,DEMACIA +'shit' is a bit harsh. he hit the line constantly and made a shitload of metres,"Just trying too hard, forcing the offload, we should really have kept the ball in hand and retained the ball rather than giving it back or giving Scotland a scrum." +"Allow us to shoot out lights, Interior or Exterior. Basically the title. Seems like it would have a good place in the game, change the environment","Can we shoot out the sun, too?" +Republicans are great at taking things away.,"If god wanted you to have them, he would have given you enough money to buy them back." +But come on guys. Melania is going to commit to fighting Internet bullying. (While being married to one of the most blatant Internet bullies),"Melania Trump, hater of Internet bullies, is married to Donald Trump, hater of illegal immigrants." +What do you mean worse? The priceless skill of bringing social justice to backward countries like New Zealand is.. well priceless.,You forgot +Wow that was really great. Feels good man,Yea that was right before he bailed out the banks. +Who can the Cleveland Browns beat?,"No one, we're tanking" +The exercise will do everyone a lot of good.,I sure hope the people will exercise their power and get the DA removed and elect a new DA who will do their job and keep things clean. +Kid falls down elevator shaft after kicking door.,"He may have went back to look down the elevator shaft to watch the elevator, and then his foot slipped..." +haven't made it to him on my arrow binge. cant wait.,You should probably try to season 4 is like cottage cheese someone threw up on a hot sidewalk. +Show us your comic book shelf and we'll give you a recommendation on what to read next. Here's my shelf to start. .,Immortal Iron Fist is written by Matt Fraction if you liked his Hawkeye. +Which Sentence do you still remember from your childhood video games?,Stay away from the summoner! +Savage AF,"Good, I need an adult ;-;" +"I agree. I use to bash Apple because I was around too many flaunters. I always thought Android was better so it annoyed me that they were flaunting what was, in my eyes, an inferior product like it was the best thing ever. I don't really care anymore. I've concluded that smart phones are massive investments that most people purchase outside of their means, so they defend their investment with the utmost passion.",Bingo. +"Copenhagen, sorry!","you're alright, no need for apologies not many people know about the Cope line" +They must have made a killing from that Winchester woman.,"I love you guys, now it's time to get riggity wrecked, I'm Tiny Rick" +As if that's not what happened with Bill Clinton.,You wont hear an argument from me. +$220 sucks but the fact that it adds on to the existing one is fantastic. Can't wait to see a review,"It's perfect, I always want to say my two thousand dollar VR system to be a pompous prick on gaming message boards, but it was too cheap to!" +"Yeah I have overkill on the PSU/Mobo as I built this pc around this card specifically when it came out with the intention of buying a 2nd... just I never did... and here I am 2 years later going god damnit lol. No offense meant, I'm just hoping that I get a super techy person to see this and respond with a 100% yes or no. I know I need an SLI bridge as well, that's no issue, I'm just worried there's some weird gpu law that I'm unaware of that is going to mess this up and I'm gonna be out $350 on a wrong card.","yea I think you'll be ok; however it's always better to go with a single more powerful card by itself, you should also know that most games aren't 100% optimised to use SLI/crossfire configurations so you'll have some issues or don't use it at all." +He said on a podcats he wouldn't do one.,Link? +"I'm by no means a Philatelist, but in my understanding of the hobby it is sometimes desirable for the stamp to have been affixed and actually mailed. This may have had the consequence of actually increasing the value of the stamp.",It would probably have to have been affixed and used to send a letter of importance. +Next level gemming found in a random heroic.,But icy veins tells me int is my best stat :^) +"You just won a coffee with God, you can only ask one question, what do you ask? What do you expect God to say?",are you good? +Free talk Friday How's it going? Please don't forget the minutes silence for rememberence day at 11am,Where the Santa Cruz Spurs at? +"Noticed this today on NBCSN, Watford's kit man seems like a yid!",I don't think so. +"I don't care what the weather is, if you are there to honor the dead during a terrible event, you don't 'retire because it is too hot'. You suck it up and pay your respects.","Unless you're about to literally keel over, I guess." +Whose gonna be the first to say the system is why Brady has been so good for 15 years?,Someone that already has talent such as Jimmy G is going to have a difficult time *not* succeeding here in New England +"Please elaborate on the cool voice part. He sounds scarily like one of my friends and dare I say, me, with a cold. Why is it cool?",You may be underestimating the power of a well spoken British Accent +They are redoing Laguardia. Obama International Airport right across the river from Trump Tower sounds like a nice big fuck you to Trump.,"The biggest show of decency and grace, too" +"What are you talking about? I'm just saying that trains and buses tend to have less wasted space per person than cars and SUVs, especially in rush hour. I never said automated cars are bad. They just won't fix our traffic congestion problem.",I only mean that it's a bit simple to limit our idea of automated vehicles to privately owned sedans driving on streets with visible traffic signals. +also wear glasses you idiot,Prfftt safety glasses are for nimbys +Two mice.,I used a mouse and touchpad of my laptop simultaneously to get it +My husband preferred Ranch. I just eat them plain. I'm still trying to figure out a better sauce.,"The meat I'm cooking has a raspberry chipotle sauce, so I think I'm just going to leave them plain." +It does seem like the one that has fallen farthest.,At least with Stuff you knew what you were getting! +I think some part of this issue may stem from the lack of highly technical people to work developing games. People with the level of skill and knowledge required to make these games run that well are working on better things for more money. Or working on developing software that has more applications than just entertainment.,"ye, that's why Frostbite engine and Vulkan in doom work so poorly" +"When there's a locked NPC room like this, is it possible for it to be Winchester?",I'm 90% sure that this icon is either Patches and Mendy or the Map guy. +"Best winter jacket for Vic weather? Can anyone recommend a great jacket/coat for Victoria winter weather? I'm looking for something warm up to -5C (not a parka) and wind proof/waterproof, points if it's longer. I'm female and commute on bc transit and like to hike. Whats the best store to look, MEC? Others? Usually I wear a traditional coat but always end up feeling cold and damp. Thanks in advance!",Patagonia nano puff or nano stretch storm. +She looks like she's Fallen for him,I don't blame her. +Alot of trump supporters aren't climate deniers,"Even those who aren't deniers support a climate change denier, and don't believe the environment or climate science is important enough for it to be a deal-breaking issue, so I think a MAGA hat fits." +Trump goes to Washington,The God Emperor has arrived to cast his greatness upon all. +They could've at least used any other item from Target because all up & up products have a funny subtitle name.,Because so many people saw that other post... +"The bow and xbow are fine for being ranged weapons. Every melee weapon in this game is completely fucking useless because you cannot attack while sprinting, like you could in legacy. It was viable to two shot players with a pick in legacy. You stood a fighting chance against anyone. Add the ability to actually attack + sprint, and maybe you'd see an increase in melee weapons being used.","Muay thai combat system, fp when?" +D2 Soundtrack - Anyone else use this as their focus study/work music?,"yep, also Bastion soundtrack is awesome" +Collisions done right,And a texture resolution like the first motorola color handy. +When you get a 5 x Shark drop on your first kill of the Kraken task,Never get a shark drop when I need it +"Good, keep it up.","I am a lil fat and I either make sure I'm not blocking anyone, then chill if not walk how is this logic so hard for 70% of people it seems?" +"That, and a humiliation fetish, wanting to be told what losers they are and given the boot. Hart also fetishises nuns in a totally creepy way.",Ew ew ew! +"Even in the US there are so many bmws now that this is just a stupid tired trope. I find stupid drivers in all cars, personally.",In rush hour Hyundai drivers are trying hard to reach BMW levels of aggressive driving. +"so like, what stuff would you low polly?","Link me a picture, and I'll do my best" +"They kept quiet because they've learned from their mistakes about hyping up something. So by not talking about it, they didn't hype it up, everybody is far more impressed and didn't go into the update with false presumptions about what would be in it.",In other words they put a piece of duct tape over Murray's mouth. +#developed country,"Hey, they have their own space program." +"Damn, the Don moves fast! At this rate, Soros will be in prison by the end of this month.",Remind me in 21 days. +Unpopular Bionicle Opinion(Prepare to Get Offended) Am I the only one who thinks the Piraka look extremely stupid and had almost no worth or character? Including Vezon who people like despite he's just a clone who was forced to guard the mask of life and had a personality ripped off from the Joker.,AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA +There's a lot more love for this game than there is hate. People who hate something because it's popular describes a very small but vocal minority.,It's hip to fuck bees so I hate bees +"'yeah I used to play for the golden knights, it's nbd' -you to your grandkids",He could even use it in Two Truths and a Lie starting next year. +What is something you hope Singapore can achieve in 2017?,Our Terrex returned +Blame the people who manufactured and came up with the idea for participation trophies. I assume they were the adults in the room.,"No way, millennials are what's wrong with everything." +Russia blocks United Nations tribute to Ban Ki-moon for promoting LGBT rights,So glad we're going to be buddy buddy with Putin now. +"What mos are we guessing? Cook? Office worker? You know, something REALLY hooah. No offense to those mos, but am i crazy for thinking it would be more funny if he was a computer specialist or something along those lines?",well aren't we all janitorial specialists first and foremost? +I think rewind is better. It rewinds time about 15 seconds or so and gives you near full ammo back.,"Rewind is good, but not really necessary if you have a black hole." +"What is the most embarrassing thing you found on someone's Phone? Happened 3 years ago with my chemistry faculty. He just got a new phone. During the free hours , He saw me in the corridor and called me and was like do you know how to switch on location services. I was like yes sir .I will do it for you. The mobile looked good. After I switched on the location services , I opened the browser to see how much the mobile cost. I see suggestions from Xvideos already . Recent tabs showed so many porn sites.A silent stare at my faculty. He knew he was caught to me. I controlled my laughter.Gave him back his phone.I was treated as a special child in the class from the very next day. No random questions to me. Excess marks etc . Thank u sir for watching Porn .",Sharmaji Technical. +Saw that one. Oh if only he had gotten zapped.,Yeah I love the potential deaths of people I disagree with! +"The upside of tons of people moving to Nashville from the coasts is the electorate getting more liberal, based on what I've seen. There's no reason Nashville can't send a real progressive to congress.",That's an upside for you. +I'm disappointed to see Colorado on this list. Every single voter in the state gets a ballot mailed to them to fill in and drop off anytime in the 2 weeks before the election.,It must be because they're too high to vote +Having a bit of an issue with my new powerline adaptors here in Australia.,get a powerboard? +"The Congress shall have Power To lay and collect Taxes, Duties, Imposts and Excises, to pay the Debts and provide for the common Defense and **general Welfare of the United States** Everything Chathamization mentioned can be done federally. Doesn't mean we necessarily should, but it's not prohibited.","Pretty sure the Constitution is only composed of the 2nd amendment, the 10th amendment, and the King James version of the Holy Bible." +ISIS Paris-style terror attack planned to hit yesterday foiled by cops,"Were these terrorists cultivated by the state, as is common in the US, in order to capture them later?" +"For those 1:15 to 1:18 events are key. They don't sound locally sourced. Let's pause a minute and donate to USLaunchReport. I have watching his videos since they had less than 1000 views, they rocks and allowed us to have more knowledge about the anomaly.","I haven't known them for that long, but they were something I knew existed......" +"But don't worry, my wife's retarded and she's an airline pilot.",There's lots of 'tards out there living really kick ass lives. +"Poste mal, sonst gibts Bann",Endlich gehen die Mods mal ihrer Arbeit nach! +How about fuck that. The Supreme Court rewrites it daily. Time for America to wake up and take the power back.,Going to have a hard time coming everyone what should be changed. +Was that supposed to be funny?,It was supposed to be punny. +Teams need to figure out the optimal ratio for Asians.,"fnx on sk is part asian, maybe thats the right ratio?" +What are some subtly humorous and seemingly polite ways to insult someone?,You put in effort. +Keep us updated OP,i will for sure +"On the bright side, he's 17. If he manages someway financially he can afford to take a year off after finishing high-school to try and make it in the overwatch scene.",Even if he is successful he still needs a plan for after esports +The glasses thing felt sentimental to me.,"It did for sure, i was just repeating what he said to Theresa when he was destroying the place she visited in the past" +"Kidnap their parents and kill them. Ram a bottle of OJ down their mothers throat, and poke a tiny hole in it. Hang her corpse upside down, and tie the kid down Chinese water torture style. Make sure that his head is strapped in place, and all he can see is his mothers face dripping juice.",do you wanna tell us something? +"This is a scarily accurate comment. As one who works in the tech industry as well, I've been waiting for the day when shit hits the fan *bigly* (as this fucking moron says) because our elected idiots don't understand the very things they are passing laws to control.",He's saying big league. +A salty Rogue Can we please get blade flurry un-nerfed it is pretty clear Bliz won't be releasing any of these powerful rogue weapon synergy cards they said they would.,Poisoned blade + Auctionmaster Beardo would be overpowered with the old BF! +Van Vliet really does need to gain some weight,Put him on the beer and cheese diet +Wait what how did you get them duplicates of the tur yamchas?,You get one Yamcha each time you clear the stage five times per stage. +Now that is impressive truck handling,Now this is pod racing! +Indestructible golf ball.,Can someone make it so the golf ball goes super saiyan? +"What the heck is this? That's just a really weird photo shoot, I don't see how it's cyberpunk.","No way dude, she has a visor thing and sunglasses on - totally cyberpunk!" +There is nothing preventing companies from reducing your pay if they want to. Your recourse is to get a new job.,"OP's pay wasn't reduced, only the rate." +so would that mean we would have to buy a new motherboard?,"if there are scorch marks on the back, then yes unfortunately" +Robby Mook: Trump benefited from Russia 'intervening in the election',B-But Russian hackers intervened Convenient excuse for a party and their media lackeys who lost an election after pressuring the other side beforehand to accept the election results no matter what. +WTF is this title? In the video he clearly hits her first. I'm embarrassed that this takes place in my city,"From the dialogue apparently she hit him earlier, still doesn't make this ok." +"Tbf, that's basically what this sub is in a lot of ways",But it's OK because we block the user names. +I think that would be a lot of fun. I'm sure there are other people on this subreddit like me; I want to participate in the posts but often feel intimidated because everyone here seems to know way more about football than I do. This idea would definitely help get me involved.,Well we already know you're dumb because of the steelers flair! +"Saudi student is beaten, killed in Wisconsin",Maybe it's a hoax. +"this week's brawl should be best out of 2 This week's brawl (Blackheart's Revenge) and possibly all future assymetrical brawls should be Bo2. Right now, - 1 game is feels super short - you can be on the same side multiple times in a row - attacker/defender sides can be very unbalanced there should be some kind of score algorithm to determine which team did better overall.",I have yet to play the team that escorts the ship... Does that even exist? +Blonde girls can't possibly resist unimaginative pickup lines on youtube!,Lmao the second dude is saying Dude don't blow your prestige here Source: am Bangladeshi +"it just seems weird petitioning a company.. like yg ain't a democracy or a charity, lmao.",People like to treat Kpop like a charity when they ask for concerts in their random nowhere town... +"I notice that quite a number of people in this sub were once a lol player, so they have the resentment of playing that crap.",can confirm +You talk about a shitty community and then go on and add to the shit with comments like that. Don't bother commenting if you're gonna act like that,I've been molded by you guys xd +i thought it was a wakazashi but either are smaller blades than his katana so yeah,Y'all are fuckin weebs +"Family impact statement Fuck your pathetic religious morals, Pence.",That sounds like it will be swell for communities and swaths of people who are already marginalized and disenfranchised. +Cat eyes can change dramatically in seconds. Their pupils expand a lot when hunting or playing.,Cats are weird indeed. +Seller goes overboard with their ad for a manual m5,"Aww man, the ad got removed." +"And than after you transfer it in gen 8, they lose all their gained IV (Troll Level Gamefreak)","Dude, don't jinx it!" +Add Harry Potter and the to the first thing you think of. What is the plot about now?,Harry Potter and the drug bag fuck of ron +"north Korea's latest nuclear test has apparently accidentally hit the moon. it no longer has a stable orbit and will hit the earth in six weeks. just short enough for society to brake down completely, but too short to fix it. also bad news, I have all notification sounds turned off when I sleep so I wouldn't hear it",Shoot all the nukes at the moon? +"Awesome, I'd love to see it so would you be able to put it on the workshop and drop me a link after the Christmas holidays? :)",Oh gosh I'm really not that great with building but I'll try! +Queer,No u +ITT: People spam tagging Excellus despite the fact that they can see that he's already been tagged 10 minutes ago,*Not Excellus +I don't consider my self a libertarian.,Fascist? +Ice Cold,Warmer than prison +"I feel the same way. However if you look around, there are plenty of strong women. You need strength for living your life, climbing, hiking, biking and other activities that women do as well. I have come to realize that this fear is nothing more than any other fear which is stopping me from transitioning. Ofcourse, I am pre HRT and this is my hypothesis. I was going to start today but developed a cold (which again I feel is my fear manifesting as sickness to stop me). I am going to start in a few days. Good luck Katy!","I have a theory that a large part of the muscle atrophy seen during HRT is from people not feeling comfortable going to the gym etc, and therefore not exercising and not from the HRT itself." +lol Monte summons Scott to the HOH says 'might as well start with you' Monty going to be holding court tonight?,Shades of Poppin' Paul... +Tory Party infiltrated by UKIP entryists and far-right holocaust deniers,Supporting Donald Trump is on a list alongside denying the Holocaust? +"Just casually place your finger on J, apply slight pressure. Proceed inputting the displayed medics name, then express your emotional concern regarding your absence from battle and how he can fix it. If your message gets ignored, you gain all the rights to describe how unpleasant was medics choice to not get you on your feet and describe from the bottom of your heart how you feel about his existence and what you wish for him and his loved ones in the future to come. If symptoms of rage still persist, you may join his squad and make sure that he sees dissatisfied face of your simulated persona for next 15 minutes of your round AKA stand in his way and do your best to disrupt his shots. (Spamming should of revived me, now I'm going to haunt you is also an option and can be implemented at any point of your course of action)",J must be on the Xbox controller... +Man I sold two horse eggs for six diamonds That's a lot for cows,I feel horses are a bit more common and not as useful +"You kelp cleanse too?! For anyone who doesnt know, these like Kung-fu monks make this 50 foot long tape, but its made out of kelp and you swallow it over 3 days. Then you you know, pass it. Then you just slowly, *slowly*, pull it out of you over a period of 3 days. It pulls all the toxins out you feel SOoooo clean.",do you throw it away or do you recycle? +US reportedly close to accepting hundreds of Australia's refugees,Are things actually *that* bad Down Under? +"I've never owned a Battle Beaver, but those buttons look like a real pain in the ass to hit while the paddle on the Scuf is really easy.",The buttons on the back are amazingly simple to press +Forsen Card Reveal - Rat Pack,"I, for one, am glad hunter gets to be basically immune to aoe spells." +Temple Defender has a hidden effect,When the RNG is just right. +"you need to calm down, when you're replying to things this deep in a thread you're obviously upset",Calmer than you. +weird... I'd contact your bank then to see if your account has been correctly charged.,"Banks closed due to holiday, well I'll just make sure to not spend till I get it cleared." +This has to be satire.,Everybody say it with me: Thank you for your service. +I don't imagine you were making the same complaint the last few weeks when we were being flooded with articles doing the same thing only against Apple products.,I must have missed that article on the front page saying that Windows machines are faster with the same specs last week then. +I would have also liked to see him make a fool of himself in court.,"I would have liked the Police to have access to information on other plots, cells and contacts this guy had." +Are you from the US? What State? Just curious.,Finland +"Well, they said there would be fewer rez potg's...",wut. +Didn't mean to do that,This looks like something out of a video game to create sexual tension between two characters.. +Election is over. He can do whatever he wants. The ammunition is good for nothing.,"Still makes us look like hypocrites, no?" +Iowa has more cows than people. Trump does well in states that have more cows than people.,"Yeah, but still, he straight up insulted their state." +Can I run these games with this Mac? (Supposed SSD in it) SPECS: Type: MacBook 13-inch (late 2008) Processor: 2GHz Intel Core 2 Duo Memory: 4 GB 1067 MHz DDR3 Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce 9400M 256 MB GAMES (in steam library): Minecraft To the Moon CS:GO Awesomenauts Fist full of frags Half-Life 2 L4D2 LIMBO Nidhogg TF2 Looking to run at any setting possible (lowest potato setting),Most look fine and you can always lower quality. +"PowerTOP is software, not hardware. :-P","Ah, whoops, I must have not been awake." +"And this is why I'm afraid of Pence. Look, I was raped by an ex-boyfriend. If I had become pregnant, people like Pence would have forced me to carry to term - even though I had been raped. Health-wise, it could have killed me. Mentally, it would have destroyed me.",Well obviously you didn't get pregnant because it was legitimate rape so your body shut down to prevent getting pregnant. +"Be very careful with toys and other baby items ordered from aliexpress. Items sold may be identical in theory, but they do not pass any of the rigorous testing and regulations that items sold in the US go through. There can be some major issues with baby items and toys that do not pass this testing and certification. Think lead paint, toxic chemicals, small parts, etc. Not trying to scare you, just want to make sure you don't put your baby or yourself at risk. The items you have listed (Clothing, towels, silicone bumpers etc) should be fine, but I'd steer clear of anything like toys, anything with paint, and anything safety related.","It's also mostly counterfeit items, most brand items have in the description don't worry, we have sewn the logo on, so it looks just like the picture!" +"There are more Jews than Muslims in the US though, as far as I am aware.","that's because they control everything, haven't you heard?" +My husband said this is the sexiest photo I ever sent him,"As someone who just answered the 30th phone call about that damn system, this photo triggers me." +Canada falls 2-0 in Friendly against South Korea; Carl Haworth & Jason Leutwiler earn first caps,Do friendlys count as caps? +"What's something you just can't do, no matter how hard you try?",Get the cap off. +"My mega minion is still level 3 and I don't have guards yet, but as soon as I do I'll check out the deck! Also as a side note a level 1 lavahound is very viable in royal arena, it's only 3300+ where you need a level 2 one.",Ya Im at 3300+ with my giloon deck so if I try I get zapped everytime if I can get LH lvl 2 and upgrade my Rares to 8 I'll start using it in the arena I'm also hoping to get LJ to replace mini PEKKA to give my pups a little more bite +Micronesia lost 46-0 to Vanuatu once. Could be them.,Source? +"First-Time Zero Time Dilemma player questions here! Hello, Zero Escape Reddit! :D This just happens to be my first time posting here, nice to meet everyone! I just have three questions about this game: * **Does the story get more engaging?** I said engaging and not interesting, because we all know the Zero Escape series is quite interesting that you want more of it. During the beginnings of the game, I found myself just sitting down and getting uninterested with the dialog everyone's speaking, (And hating Eric) primarily because I have absolutely no idea what's everyone talking about. D: I really want to keep myself engaged, really. But it's hard to be interested about a Mars Project, and I forgot what did Team D talk about in their first meeting. ._. I'm at the part where Carlos suggested everyone to spread out the votes. And... well, I did just that. I know it's still really early into the game, but this game seems complex. Really, **really** complex. (If anyone was curious, I picked Blue for the coin flip at first and when the game just ended and I was like what :'D) And speaking of complex... * **Does the gameplay get less... complex?** I'm not sure if anyone's like me, but after I finished casting the votes, and I see all these scenes required to be seen in the flowchart, and I was like Seriously? If it helps any, my first game in the Zero series is the first game. You know, the one with Junpei. I didn't manage to play the second game, and I know Sigma and bookworm-girl is the protagonists there. Should I play the second game first?... And speaking of the first game... * **What happened to Junpei and Akane?** Their designs not only look very, VERY different, they also mentioned they have been in the Zero game once already. And people who played the first game to the true ending knows how it ended. Unless this is something which makes sense in the plot later, I'm just... confused. **Bonus question** Is there any way to press A to move through the dialog? Requiring to sit down through voiced lines is a bit tiresome- Thank you very much for your time!",The game is c o m p l e x indeed. +I find it annoying that every article asked why it took so long to start him. They said before the season they wanted to make sure his knee was 100% mentally and physically.,TIL my knees have a mind. +"In communism, all is equal, and there will be no need for memes",Thats it im a capitalist now. +We will have to get better,Or get better at wearing joystick raincoats. +They could have choked him out and cut blood flow to his brian oribably would saved him Lmfao,Leave Brian out of this. +Last KLM 747 into SXM en route now. It'll be a sad final touchdown.,Are there other large planes that land on SXM? +LOL all the 10yo hacking kids in the steam community forum going mad xD,So today I found another salt mine. +"That moment when your neighborhood is literally at the end of the last blast radius ring and you're like, ...well, crap.","Given the alternative, you might be better off being in the blast radius." +Have you ever known someone with polio? I have and it fucking sucks bud.,Better than autism. +Trump's official pro-DOMA stance. END THE LIES,If you could not post this because it doesn't fit the Hitler narrative... +"Trump names loyalists, children to transition team","They have the people in mind, not their business...." +Johnson can't name a single foreign diplomat. Can we stop pretending he's a valid alternative?,He doesn't need to since he's going to be so anti-intervention. +Hillary for America releases new video on Trump's comments on women,These ads against Trump are **NOT NICE**. +"If you have very good CSS abilities, send me a PM! I'm currently making 2 more awesome subs but I need help!",Ayyyyyy +"You obviously have a crap squad then, just use a F2P friendly one. F2P Squad for 1st Battle: Magress (Lead) Mifune Mifune Mifune Mifune F2P Squad for 2nd Battle: Lance/Paris (Lead) Mifune Mifune Mifune Mifune","These squads will literally get thrashed on worse than having AI units in your squad when fighting against Terry/Juno + Azurai squads, which is the main squad you will be fighting against in colo." +"That's disc 5, disc 2 was when you find out how to unpetrify Palom & Porom early on.","That's disc 7, disc 2 was when Cecil becomes a paladin." +Because it depresses us.,Not if you're already depressed! +Meanwhile on PC,"Damn 32 days played, I want to know how he fit so much time into less than two weeks, that's pretty impressive." +Can't help but feel good that the oldest standing org in COD eSports finally won a major.,Third time was the charm for nV +"Bomb Tower: If I don't win, nobody does",Yea know this. +Hanlon at hibs or Souttar at hearts?,If we want to lose by more goals then yes. +Zombie apocalypse,"Nah, just chin on a normal day as he kills 1.2 billion of fucking ugly reds" +Couple,colorizebot +"My son got one last year when his team lost a regional baseball tournament. So yeah, still a thing.",Make sure to take it away and break it in half so he doesn't grow up to be a dirty liberal. +This text exchange between my wife and I may signal that I have developed a problem...,"*Synergy by the way* Oh shit, the storm is coming" +yes,He wasnt talking to you jackass +It's kind of a funny story,"Ok, but, which movie ?" +"haaa that's it, you're not in tune! try with bad hot ale!","I'll switch to good old American Rye Whiskey, but I'm pessimistic anything is going to fix that.. lol" +technically 390x with only 4gb vram (unless you got that super rare special edition from... was it sapphire... with 8gb),Sapphire and XFX both had 8GB 290Xs. +Is he the one who was first european up the amazon? Said there were huge villages and thousands of roads into the interior? Then the next europeans up found almost nothing?,He went down the Amazon from the Andes to the Atlantic +Yay so we can only release rebels and empire now,yeah where are my geonosians! +"What cars fit into the You can have your car in any colour you want, as long as it's black category? Like, what kind of cars are only 'right' in a certain color or configuration (sedan, coupe, convertible, etc)? Such as a 300SL has to be a silver coupe, or a M2 or RS has to be blue kind of thing.",Corolla - beige +"At my job last year, I was working in a computer lab type of situation. No talking because we worked with very sensitive information. Anyway, Everyone is typing and I sneezed. No problemo, right? Wrong. I sneezed and audibly queefed. I felt so many emotions... I know all the other women heard it. Probably thought it was a fart, but it kinda Pooooof'd out. I did what any warn blooded american lady would do and just kept typing like nothing happened but inside, I was crying. :( I never had that happen before or sense. I wasn't having sex, I wasn't on my period.... I just queefed while sitting on a chair in a room full of women in a quiet room. Excuse me, I am going to go commit suicide at the memory.","Eww gross, she's not human!" +I feel angry/up sad at my mom because she disappointed me.,Cutting ties with your mother because she eats junk food seems a tad harsh. +Segway in Seattle?,I feel alone in this but I think that segways and other powered pedestrian vehicles (aside from assistance vehicles those with a handicap use) are dangerous and have no place on urban sidewalks. +"Be brave, bloody bastards","Be brave, F2Ps." +"First there is my whole Bonk! Collection, then there is my strange scattergun with a very special custom name and description, and finally there is my Fed Fightin' Fedora, which was my first hat. I got it as a random drop the very day someone really nice gifted me premium.",Username checks out. +That would have been at least the 3rd noteworthy one but when at the end of the game OSU has been called for 1 penalty for 1 yard something is up.,Lol. +At least 10 and one got Facebook to block me from the site for 30 days because they accused me of sharing an offensive post.,Lol wow what an equal world we live in +"TIFU by letting my drunk friend sleep on my floor So we were both seriously wasted, and he lives far away so I said he could spend the night with me. Nothing particularly unusual, I've let him sleep on the couch at my place before, but this time there was no free furniture so he slept on the floor. Before he KOed for the night he guzzled down some water to stop the hangover. Then we both went to sleep. At about 6am I hear a rustling, and I see him walking around the room. I try to ignore it and turn over. The next thing I know he's taking off his pants, and then he starts pissing all over my bed with me in it. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING DUDE??! He looks at me like I've inconvenienced him somehow. He shrugs and says I wasn't aiming for you. Then he walks over to the other side of the room and opens my closet and starts pissing in it. And well. My room is covered in his piss.",We call that being piss drunk. +"tap failed, use chip chip failed, use swipe swipe not accepted on chip enabled cards, please use chip EVERY TIME. WHY.",Because technology hates you +ISIS have been quiet for a while...what's going on?,Letting us kill each other from the inside. +Find it yet?,Find what? +A reminder that tomorrow the most important trophy in all of college football will be played for.,We don't play Penn state for a couple more weeks? +"No you're not, I feel the same. My queen is only level 8 but I've barely tried for dark elixir and I've still managed to keep her down since getting her. Walls are the least of my worries I find them really easy tbf.","Aha, haha, HAHAHAHAHAHA" +Queens of the Stone Age songs for the deaf,Lol I clicked and said to myself If SFTD isn't the most upvoted.... +TV Land should have a week-long Golden Girls marathon in tribute.,Didn't they do that for the other three? +What's the one old person thing you currently do?,Have fuck tons of back pain. +Fuck.,TV looks like it's older than dirty anyway. +Enjoy your lack of fact checking and jumping to conclusions even when proven time and again that many of these racial attacks are perpetuated by the victims themselves to further their narrative bubble.,"Yeah, and racism is just something made up by the mainstream liberal media to keep us white people in line" +DONT do this. i got hit at a border with a roach in a garbage i had in my box. the dog sniffed it out,GOOD point. +"That's what gets me. I love the show- it's very entertaining. However, SSG Goku's punches vs. Beerus **literally** were sending ripples across the universe, threatening to tear it apart. Then Goku and Vegeta go SSGSS/Blue, which is the power of a SSG that went SS and therefore should be **magnitudes stronger**. But, they consistently get their butts kicked at every turn. SSB Goku and Vegeta cause a lot of destruction of whatever world they're on but it seems inconsistent since SSG power threatened to wreck the universe. There was that much environmental damage just after a normal fight, without God powers. I still like the show but I have to twist logic around or suspend disbelief to not get agitated that it started out cranked to 11 then dropped to a 4 or 6 when it should have gone higher.",They wrote themselves into a hole and now they're trying to pretend it doesn't exist. +TIL that a man from Arizona stole a diamond worth $160K and traded it for $20 of weed.,And they say it's a soft drug. +When you get back with your ex and find out she's a crackhead,Most crackheads have a sense of purpose and drive much more well defined than the Big XII +"Should I refund Borderlands 2? So I got Borderlands 2 GOTY after refunding another game that I didn't like, and now I don't really enjoy Borderlands 2 either. My current playtime is 1 hour 51 minutes and since Steam's refund policy is under 2 hours of playtime, I don't want to play because if I don't like it I won't be able to refund it. The main reasons I don't like it: * People online say that the whole premise of the game is just getting good loot from enemies to kill even stronger enemies which then gives you *even* stronger loot to kill *even* stronger enemies and so on. I'm not really into that kind of thing. * I have no friends who own it. * The inventory system is (in my opinion) quite messy. There's barely any space to keep a lot of weapons (at the start, don't know about late game), and so I find myself worrying if I should have kept some weapons or other items. Some reasons why I like it: * The humor. * The art style (fantastic!) If I refund it I'll be able to get more games during the winter sale that I'm interested in. Since I've only played a bit of Borderlands 2, I don't know about the stuff later on so I'm asking for your opinions. Thanks in advance!",Only you can answer that question +"A day in the life of a Warlock main As I enter my apartment after a long day of work my mood starts to brighten up. Something tells me that this is going to be a good saturday evening. I drop my backpack on the couch, set up a teapot and get some water boiling. After 3 minutes, the water was already boiling and poured into the teapot by that time, I head over to my PC and gently press the start button. While I was waiting for my PC to start up multiple thoughts crossed my mind. Am I finally getting the demonic relic I've wanted for so long? Karazhan is surely going to be a blast with my buddies later! Ugh, but what about that ancient mana thing... Finally the wallpaper of my choice appears on the screen, and my mood gets lifted even more. I start up world of warcraft and log in with my main character. An undead warlock. Just the looks of him, the dark presence surrounding him, the fearsome demon serving him, willingly or not, set me up for a productive evening. The loading screen finished and I couldn't help it, but feel very dissapointed when I saw that none of my friends and guild members were actually online. Not today I said to myself and shook it off immediatly. I thought that there was no need for me to be dependent on others. I decided to take it easy today and do a couple of world quests to get some warmup and followed it up with a battleground. I start searching for an organised group, to clear a mythic dungeon. I wouldn't mind upgrading my keystone today. as this thought crossed my mind I remembered that my mythic keystone has been depleted as 2 fellow players left my group two days ago. 300k bossdamage in mythic +4 is not worth our time they said. It seems that I'm not going to lead today and I remove my group. But as I search for others I begin to understand that today is not going to be any different than any other day. Mythic +0 860+ +3 880+ +5 ONLY 4 man boost groups ty. Trying to think about that much I begin to register for some groups. They are asking for 860. I'm 2 points off, but they surely don't mind a warlock in their group and it's only normal mythic! I said to myself. Declined. I try to join another group, this time only asking for 850, which caught me by surprise. After a good 3 minute wait I recognize there's a new message in the chat. Declined. I try to join group after group, only to read the same thing over and over again. Declined, declined, declined. 1 hour had already past but suddenly, a light in the dark. A fellow guild member logs on, our main tank for heroic raiding. I don't really know him, since our warlock raid spot is occupied by the wife of our guild leader, but I gather the courage to ask him if he would be interested in a mythic+ dungeon. As he answers with Of course, friend, just invite me!, I tell him that my mythic keystone is depleted and he responds that he only has a +2 mythic keystone and only the time for 1 dungeon. Better than nothing HAH! With a tank and a working keystone in my group it only took minutes to find other players. After 15 minutes of a nice group and solid gameplay we beat the endboss and saw out 3 reward chests appearing in front of us. I was guessing if there was that demonic relic in there, or a replacement for my ring with suboptimal stats. But it was a cloak. A cloak! A cloak was also the only item in my possession that had a higher item level than 865 and had the perfect stats on it. So i quickly disenchanted the 840 item. Somewhat infuriated, somewhat frustrated, I thanked my group, especially my guild member for the chance for this dungeon and asked if anyone was up for another dungeon after this. The group disbanded without a word beeing said. Again.... I thought as I closed my game and headed over the couch to see if there was some mindless TV show on that would maybe bring my thoughts elsewhere. Which there was, and I fell asleep to some documentary about chinese rice trading. ______________________________________ Hey guys I'm rastawayne, thanks for reading. Please don't take this serious, this is fiction, I just felt like writing something. I hope you had atleast a little smile or something while reading this. Also english is not my first language so feel free to correct me. Of course this is somewhat critique to the high itemlevel demands of players for low mythic dungeons, but generally I don't have trouble finding some groups. I heard that warlocks are notorious for their self-pity and/or whining, and i came up with this. I only play warlock since this expansion and I never heard or felt about warlocks that way. Thanks again for reading have a good one.",I got legendary pants off nythendra today on my warlock and broke 860 ilvl feelsgoodman I like the class a lot destruction is nutty +"Haven't tried their beans at home, but I've had some terrible espresso shots there. Perhaps QC isn't great.",haven't tried their espresso... I'll be curious to give it a try after these beans. +How can you guess that without having seen the film?,Because Disney practically owns the Best Animated Feature category. +"Not if you've got the equivalent of 150-200 kids tromping around on it for 8 hours a day, playing football, rugby, hockey, races, and athletics. It might work for a pitch with only one use and not all day every day but man, our grass pitches took a beating, especially in winter.","Yeah, honestly I guess I live with the privilege of living in a part of the world where a shitty 500 pupil suburban high school can have a soccer pitch, rugby field, two basketball courts, a netball court, two indoor and two outdoor volleyball courts." +Thanks 343 - A Satirical Halo 5 Video,It all went downhill after Microsoft marketed the game instead of Apple +"TIL that NBC's 'The Office' made the city it was set in more popular. Scranton, Pennsylvania promoted its association with the show, erecting Dunder Mifflin Paper logos around the city. Scranton became a tourist attraction for the show, holding fan conventions.",The original Office had the same effect on Slough. +"Good luck. Palin named for top choice as Dept of Interior. Carson being picked for Department of Education. I'm expecting a board member from Ultria being named as head of Department of Health and Human Services next. And, enjoy the trade war.",As long as it's a good person from the Ultria Company and not those poison peddlers at Philip Morris. +"You can posses it, you just can't obtain it. Classic","All of the current dealers will just gift it for cash, and a lot of quality pot will be grown everywhere." +BCS Qualifier #1 Finals Match VoD - Keysaders vs Reformed,Eyy +We call them sandwich bags in the UK.,yeah that's what I see them labeled as in Canada too. +"I am a bot. On behalf of Reddit, I would like to **thank you for your honesty**. We live in harried times. Honesty is in short supply. That's why when you go out of your way to assure the Reddit community that your comment is honest, I, **HonestlyBot**, have made it my mission to thank you.",:) +"Fuck Ronald Reagan, and his wife. They're a big part of the reason we're so fucked as a country.",Reagan was a great man with a really good heart. +"We need to stand up to the people screaming hate at Dundas Square. Just left a movie at Dundas Square with my girlfriend. We exit and there is a guy with a sign saying something to the effect of Jesus Says Marijuana is a Sin. If you use it you are going to hell and he's holding a microphone and connected to an amp. He's yelling nonstop hate and fear and bullshit at people walking by. Telling everyone all the many reasons why we are all going to hell. I lost it on the guy, normally I just ignore them but I fucking lost it on him tonight and he was all taken aback. More people need to stand up to this shit. Of course he said pro-Trump comments and how our liberal society is a sin and Trump is going to fix it and all this fucking hateful bullshit. People need to stand up to this shit. When we ignore them they assume their handful abusive behavior is alright.",What do you believe more in: the concept of a hell of the person yelling about it? +Tiny white girl uses her Krav Maga skills to beat the shit out of three dudes threatening to grab her by the pussy.,"Hi, Jim Butcher." +"Isn't the whole gaddamn book series a heterosexual fantasy? I mean, I haven't read the books, but I'm pretty sure Edward and Bella are straight. I'm not even going into the pregnancy thing. I don't want to.",Bubut why didn't the last book magically change to suit HER whims? +The point is adding enough restrictions that the average person doesn't bother.,Doesn't bother what exactly? +It's good to see our government do the right thing for once.,Pretty mind boggling considering Australia removed all references to the great barrier reef from the UN report giving the rest of the world the impression that Australia gives zero shits about the environment. +"PSA: If at any point you signed up for Neighbourly your full name and home address is probably currently publicly available. I just decided to login to Neighbourly to see if it has grown much since i initially signed up, it's still rubbish. I was about to uninstall when to my horror I found a massive user accessible list of full names and home addresses of everyone in my area (probably about 1000 names). I went through and found a few of my tech savvy friends and sure enough it had their correct home addresses listed, and sure enough they did not realise. This is a disgustingly flippant use of private information which is extremely dangerous and Fairfax Media knows better. Someone with a very basic knowledge of computers could easily scrape the entire Neighbourly database (I'm sure many already have) in a matter of seconds, from anywhere in the world (you don't even need to search for names, it's all just displayed in a huge list!!). This is personal information that should **never** be publicly available online. Home address is an extremely common identity check question used by banks, email providers etc to prove you are you because no stranger should ever no it. Does everyone else agree that in this day and age it is completely unacceptable for a company like Fairfax to be so irresponsible with their use of private information? What can be done to make Neighbourly remove this information by default? If you at any time signed up to Neighbourly realise that your home address linked to your full name is now very likely on a huge database floating around shady corners of the internet and it is no longer safe to assume it is private, even if you delete your Neighbourly account, which I am sure you will all be doing.",Have we learned our lesson of storing raw information and not encrypting it? +"Like the UK government will care, now that they're exiting the EU","UK honey badger government doesn't give a shit, it just takes what it wants, Ewww its eating a mouse, that is soo nasty." +Yeah he's spent a lot of his career speaking out against corporate largesse and the abuse of the financial market by wall street. I think he could probably think of some decent questions for Hillary.,"He can think of them, and then fuck over Trump" +Yup. It's the fourth rule on the side.,"Why, they're practically nazi's!" +"Nah valve wont fix a problem until someone comes out and does a deep analysis and specifically gives solutions in the technical aspects of the source engine. To be accurate, you need to tell them whats wrong, how is it wrong and write the code for them and hand to them to prove its wrong then they will admit its wrong and put a (Thank you @UserName) next to the release patch.",quite accurate describtion I'd say +Is this a community server?,"Most likely the gents of novo server, novo is a safe town with no killing allowed except for special purge events." +"A simple search through the Harvard website shows that there is no Charles Watson or silly dna message discovery. If you actually believed this, then you are gullible.",I think it's pretty obvious he's gullible +"Go ahead, talk up the game. In the end, most people will be disappointed and stop playing soon after they pay. This may be one of the best hacking games ever made, a lackluster title in a truly dismal genre.","You couldn't complete the tutorial, it's okay, we get it <3" +Earlier ACT had unlimited upload. Now there is a FUP on upload as well,"In bangalore they are still giving free uploads, but tariffs are more expensive compared to hyderabad" +"That's absolutely understandable. Still, one of the things I really enjoyed about the product branding was the minimalist appeal. I wish that there could be some middle ground, this bottle design seems really in your face. I'm not disparaging the people who worked on this in any way - I'm just having a hard time imagining myself having this bottle in my day to day life without being kind of embarrassed.",You could probably still pull off the wrapper and have the plain white bottle underneath. +Damn you 2016!,*Looks over keyboard to find a broken LED* +I need some opinions: is this game worth the discounted price? I don't want to waste my nothing,If you don't like it you can get a refund... +"Caernarvon repair cost Seriously gaijin , 12k SL repair ? Not to mention 400 per pop of APDS. And also IT-1 is only cost about 4k to repair , please raise the repair cost of IT-1 to prevent spam like how you prevent Caernarvon spam last time if you are not going to reduce caernarvon repair cost.",It was secretly designed by the Japanese! +"A police officer demonstrate the differences between fully automatic, semi-automatic, hunting and assault rifles.(2011) Good video to watch regardless of your opinion.","As far as a stripped receiver there is nothing that would make semi automatic inherently more expensive, example stripped at-15 lower receivers can be had for as low as $50 if you shop around, a stripped receiver for a Remington 700 (a common bolt action) costs $350-$400 new" +Sybaris Prime doesn't necessarily need to be more powerful than Dex. It just needs to be a sidegrade,"Right, and if it goes like the Tigris Prime, I can definitely see THAT happening" +"19, History of Mental Health issues but I'm over it now","Clearly not, judging by your hair" +They probably use color as one of the identifying marks. That or it's a way to force people to buy ink.,My home inkjet printer can do a b/w mode or a colour mode only if I take the other cartridge out (HP office jet) +"I'll never hold it against a person for wanting to climb to the top, even if it requires having sex with a rotting pumpkin.","OK, but what if requires having sex with Donald Trump?" +"Gentlemen, a round of applause for this eye contact champion","LPT: if you look women in the eyes, they are more likely to sleep with you." +'I feel like I did after 9/11': Robert De Niro shares his anger following Trump's victory,Who the fuck cares what this failed aging actor ~~thinks~~ feels. +"The Meme We Need, For The Times We Live",Progressive +Evan Grant: Hoying resigns minor league contract with invitation to Spring Training,SQUINTY RETURNS +"Its pretty good, was out yesterday and it was like -10 degrees celsius but it was really warm. Its thicker than my old burton snowboarding jacket.","Ok, thanks!" +I stay as politically neutral as possible *brings up politics in literally my first sentence of conversation with customer*,But she's just stating facts +"Seizure, send for Wade Barrett",Stu Bennett you dumb fuccboi mark +So we're just going to forget WikiLeaks and Russia helped Trump?,"Oh god the article doesn't even say that the Russian government is behind the hacks, this author must really think he's a brave American standing up to those dang Russians." +"It seems, counter-productive to protest Trump AFTER the election (especially in a completely blue area), but whatever.",Completely blue area.. Georgia.. got it. +I'm conflicted.,Don't have to ask to quit +"When you want to game, but Water Cat has other ideas.",Hopefully you have a gtx 1070 and plan to play that on ultra low. +Batfleck loves hitting his opponents with bathroom sinks.,Actually he hit the sink with his opponent +"Holy shit, they've lost it. Blaming everyone but themselves.",On the other hand it's good to see that they are following through with the promise in their apology to return to true and unbiased real journalism. +"As silly as this sounds, I was clearing a house (with my gun out obviously) and rounded a corner to see a man pointing a gun right at my face. I yelled and was taking slack out of the trigger when I realized I was looking at a full length mirror. Took a while to recover from that adrenaline dump. That's a good illustration of how the human mind can't process an entire scene at one time and you'll focus on what's important (the barrel of a gun) vs other details (my own face and police uniform.)",You could've shot a cop! +So are you just going to forget what's actually in those fucking emails?,"Yep, nothing but risotto recipes." +"No honey, you're thinner than me, not prettier.",The Septum piercing really does it for me.... +How I use Ash after his rework.,Not sure if I'm more upset that DE didn't think of this or that I didn't. +"TIL that President Andrew Jackson once had a block of cheddar cheese delivered to the white house that was four feet in diameter and two feet thick, weighed nearly 1400 pounds. He invited 10,000 visitors to the White House to eat it and it was gone within two hours.",Peter's Projecton map 4 life! +Spice raaaaaaack!!!,Even the hair is perfect! +what about the hundreds of thousands of sheep who will buy it anyway? what can I do about them?,Why do you care? +Who do you think is the best QB in the Big 12? Tell me I wanna know what y'all think!,Skylar -- duh +"But Hillary was going to start WW3, right?",I'm sure if we just give Putin the Sudetenland he will be happy. +"Matchmaking placement is broken? I cannot express how frustrating it is to get into a match and be placed with players that are not near my rank. Granted, I'm no pro, but it's incredibly annoying when the first thing I see in the chat is my teammate saying things like this is my first time playing or never played this champ, sorry. Will this be patched soon? Because it's ruining matchmaking for me","-Not a huge playerbase, matchmaking will not be perfect -Matchmaking still being worked on and improved, it's early access -Doesn't matter what your mmr is, someone can be 3K+ mmr and play a champ for the 1st time -Stunlock already confirmed the whole ranking system is being reworked, don't worry about matchmaking/rank and use this time to improve as your mmr will be reset eventually" +awww come on! was it the drone strikes?,Heyyy.. that wedding party had it coming! +I really hope there are some good mid to late game demons and some healing to make a handlock like deck. Obviously no moltens sucks for handlock so maybe some other similar tool like that.,Molten demon 20 mana 8/8 demon costs 1 less for each life point lost this game +TIL: You can use your mobility skill (F) while in shield mode (Makoa/Fernado),Charge and Shield plus Fernando's knockback card make controlling the point super easy +Next? United Airlines will charge extra fee of $40 for the opportunity of potentially using emergency oxygen during a cabin decompression event.,"Don't give them more fucking ideas, asshole!" +"Are these items from a Goodwill frozen in time? I've not seen anything remotely coming close to this good of a deal in years. Granted, I don't go to thrift stores often but that's an amazing find.","They put the stickers on themselves, goodwill stickers don't look like regular price gun stickers." +Crazy how the semi didn't move at all with all that force.,Crumple zones of the car absorbed all the impact forces +Jose Fernandez had cocaine and alcohol in his system according to toxicology report,Does MLB not drug test for things other than PEDs? +WTF is that sub? Like what the hell is their problem?,"It's a Pan-asian supremacy sub, and as any supremacy sub they contain all the masculinity issues and red pilled bullshit about women and penis size." +\#notallmen,\#butseriouslywhysomanymeniamoneandidontunderstandthis i'm bad at twitter +"A lot of people don't understand that Planned Parenthood is not mainly about abortion. They do so much more, providing sex education, free and reduced cost birth control, cancer screenings, ext. The majority of the work they do is to prevent pregnancy in the first place.","We dont need to fund sex education, just tell people not to have sex before marriage!" +"I think the mind tricks would be useful in any kind of work. boss: Greg you're fucking shit at this, and we've found out you lied on your resume. you're fired. greg: no I'm not, you're fired...and I get your job boss: on second thought...",Hungry for... apples? +Wow. You're really smart. Like smart as a... a... a host.,"I wouldn't say he's really smart, but he is 'very' smart." +"My Eighth Grade Year I'm 13 and have loved band since I joined it. I've been readying myself for High School Band, and I love it too. Everything is going smoothly and I get along with [almost] everyone in band. Except... I like someone. I am and have been told I am very mature for my age. I recently got out of a relationship with someone not mature. But since HS/Marching Band started I've seen a very pretty saxophone player, me being a trombone. As I've got to know her a little more, she's got a great personality and is pretty cool too, but I don't think she sees me as more than a funny eighth grader. Help? (If you would like me to flesh out the situation some for some more context please tell me so.)",Please tell me this is a troll post. +When a baby is crying in the background and you slow it down on snapchat,"this is the best shit I've ever seen, I'm dying omg" +"I'm seriously wondering where they're going to put it on the map. (And of course wondering what it will be like, what quests, ponies, and shops will be there!)",It was already on the map until a couple updates ago so I assume they will just put it where it was before. +Guarantee you only non-STEM exams were made optional.,I'll have you know social sciences are real sciences +"Because the entire party is a joke, populated by 55 million, registered, mouth-breathing, low functioning humans like yourself.","These people's ideas don't line up 100% with mine, we must completely disregard their opinions and life experiences instead of trying to find common ground." +"An Intruder. (Hey, another story. I don't own FNAF, yada yada, copyright, you get the idea. Enjoy! Another day, and another night guard to, well, guard Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. He's been on the job for awhile, and does a pretty good job at fending off the animatronics. However, tonight, something different happened. While checking the cameras, he noticed some movement around the show stage. Strange, normally the camera goes to static when an animatronic moves. He checked the other cameras, and saw the figure again, this time coming out of the janitor room. He locked his left door, and saw the whole body of the figure in the dining room. It seems to be a robber! He was holding one of the endoskeletons, and was dashing towards the exit! The nightguard was stunned, normally he only has to deal with the animatronics, but now a burglar too? However, a turn for the worse happened, when the burglar literally slammed into Chica, who was just standing by the exit. The burglar stood still, hoping not to be bothered by the animatronic. Surprisingly, Chica grabbed the endoskeleton from him, and completely ignored the burglar. However, the night guard remembered one of the phone calls he got a few nights back, which told home that the animatronics might think you were a suit if you just stood still. Chica brought both the endoskeleton and the burglar to the back room where all the spare parts were. He could here the screams from the guard room. There was one less person in the pizzeria that night, and one new animatronic. The night guard quit the next day, haunted by what he saw the night before. The restaurant was shut down a few days later, and he never heard of what happened to the burglar again.",Is the robber's true identity ~~John Cena?~~ +Is it bad that I like the house more?,Haha I love the house too :) +"I wasn't going to but your comment is just so scary that I need to tell this story. My Dad is a gunsmith, been doing it his whole life. On weekends he'll go out to a large piece of property he owns in a rural part of our county to hunt some paper on a range he built out there. One of his rifles apparently still had a round in it and later that day when returning it to the safe it fired. Thankfully the muzzle was pointed to the ground and no one else was home, the bullet is still embedded in the concrete floor (I'll have to get a picture of it when I go there tonight) and just missed his foot by an inch or two. He says he has no clue how the extra round ended up in there and it really fucked with his head for awhile. Lesson learned big time though, something probably momentarily distracted him and he didn't check it like he's always done and drilled in my head to do my whole life. So yeah, 35+ years of making guns and even he messed up, so please be careful.",pictures please... +"I think a big part of it is the prospect of having an all-French team. With WESG and the possibility for more big money tournaments that require a team of only one nationality, ScreaM had the bad luck of being the odd man out.","Definitely, pretty damn unlucky; especially because i wouldn't consider scream, npk, ex6, to1nou +1 to be a contender for winning an event." +"Please please it's too much winning, we can't take it anymore.",#'Wrong. +Be Careful!,So the Jews DID do it! +"Trump voters, what do you think of him backing down on a lot of promises?",It's Obama's fault! +So we're just going to forget WikiLeaks and Russia helped Trump?,"Yeah I mean it's totally better to be a bunch of ignorant sheeple who are stupid enough to think that the establishment government has their best interests in mind and would never, ever do something so crooked as rig an election or try to cover up crimes" +"Wow, you're very far from a clue.",Just the type of well thought out and insightful response id expect from a Hillary supporter who thinks continuing to ignore the largest population groups across the United States is a good idea +Obama used red phone to warn Putin about hacking to indicate seriousness of intrusion,Yeah I'm sure that Putin wasn't chuckling in the background or anything +"What band did you discover because you heard a song of theirs in a commercial, tv show, or movie trailer? I remember hearing Flathead by The Fratellis in an old Ipod commercial and loving it, then I checked out all of their stuff.",Smash mouth after watching a Shrek trailer +My GPU driver won't update Not too sure if this is the correct place to put this. I have an R9 280 and I have been trying to update the driver from 16.2 to 16.9 and other versions for some time. I install the drivers with radeon settings app. Restart my PC when it asks and when I come back my computer notifies me of an update. I check the settings and it says I am on the same older version. No matter how many times I install nothing happens.,Uh use DDU to uninstall the previous driver and then install the latest one. +How Did Trump Win?,He was running against the most despised candidate in history. +"I agree. But most don't do that, so...",Then I hope the bullets hit those that are most deserving. +Clinton wins US popular vote by widest margin of any losing presidential candidate,This would place her at the top of a list of losers. +Which John?,Lucas the 3rd +"The problem goes away with gear. If you're a fresh 110, you simply won't have enough damage to pull more than 1 or 2 things at a time. Once you're 870+ you can pull the whole zone and not care.","Thanks, that makes sense." +"It is certainly not a bad card. For example, if this buffs Grommash, you have 9 damage without an activator and 15 damage with. However, after seeing Kazakus, I can understand why people are disappointed since this is just a bigger version of the gang's theme in general.",What if the other gang's theme turns out to be creating spells? +"I can't teach a pig to sing. If you don't think Trump is a bigot, you are either in denial or a fool. There is more than enough evidence but you can keep dismissing it as you like. If you want to pretend it's somehow my opinion that he said blacks are inherently lazy or that he redlined so black people couldn't become tenants, you are entitled to do so. But you can't sit and wonder why Trump supporters keep getting called bigots. It's simply because with the overwhelming evidence that he has said and done things that were based on bigotry, you plug your ears and shake your head.","So tell me, did you support Hillary?" +Choice Of Seat On Train Now Considered Hate Crime By British Police,"She's cute, leave that seat next to her open for me." +Plz someone help me i think the game glitch out,do you have a manager +Christmas gift idea...,YOU ENJOY MY DRAM +2.5.0b Patch Notes,I wonder if its intentional that the map drop nerf also results in WAY less splinters being dropped? +"Are Atomic parts going to be available again or is this design being phased out? The Atomic is my end game but I would rather purchase all of the necessary parts to build it, rather than making them myself.",I also am very interested in the Atomic but cannot seem to find an answer to this.. +Guy from Denmark hit this ridiculous shot during a soccer game and won almost fifteen thousand dollars,Fuck Denmark. +Is this a modpack or just something you put together? Because some modpacks will make vanilla tools completely useless but they will still be craftable for uses in recipes.,something I put together. +Yar har fiddledede you are A pirate!,But................Why is the rum gone? +It's called the Kingfisher for a reason.,Couple more of those and you'll have yourself a fish stick! +"Yes, it does work. You and the other player need to be in a mission. From there, go into your gear page and go to the weapon that you want to drop. First, make sure it is not locked, then click the item to bring up the weapon menu (equip, upgrade, reroll, drop, etc), and select drop from the menu. It will ask you if you are sure. Then, exit the gear page so that you go back into the mission. The item will be on the ground for the other player to collect by pressing x. Note of caution: Be absolutely sure that you do not abort the mission while the item is on the ground. It will be lost!",Awesome - thank you so much! +Peaceful protestor in Oregon shot by violent Trump brownshirt.,"That's nice, but let's get back to those e-mails." +Thank God for certain websites that let me watch it anyways. Stupid canada,but but but but that's wrooooong and illeeeeegal. +Phase 1: Normal Size Bowser Phase 2: Big Bowser,SPOILERS GOSH +You think people under 20 don't know what a typewriter is just because they aren't common today? Do you know what a telegraph is?,Why did Calvin's mom not just use her iPhone to text grandma? +"It is crazy. A major party's nominee is accused, with eyewitnesses, of beating and raping a child. Crazy.",Yeah but e-mails **#doucheandturdsandwich** +RvP goal against Galatasaray (1-0),7 +"it's latency is more important than for general use, although it doesn't really matter much anyways.",Faster RAM tends to improve minimum framerate in games. +"Running kick-off out of the endzone Has Texas yet this year returned a kick-off out of the endzone and gotten past the 25? I don't remember any. I wonder how many yards this year they've lost by bringing it out. Take a knee, save the yards.",It is because the team is young and it take at least 4 years to be able to coach that you dont catch in the end-zone and try to run it out. +"To tack onto this, piracy and downloading, illicit drugs and many other laws in our society are completely neglected on the grounds of being ridiculous. But if even citizens of your own country seem to pick and choose laws to follow,its a bit hypocritical you picking and pulling at laws you with to abide by.","But brah, it IS a crime, end of story..." +"ITT, apparently: Trump supporters who agree with him that climate change is a Chinese hoax and efforts to combat it are just crude ploys to keep the US down and / or a cash grab. Jesus fuck, people, this should not be a partisan issue. Climate change affects all of us. The (Republican) mayor of Ft. Lauderdale, FL, has spent millions combating the rising sea levels *they're already experiencing the effects of*, and expects to need many millions more in infrastructure by 2050. We're talking pumps and dikes to keep the sea out, to say nothing of actually fighting the source of the issue. Climate. Change. Is. Real. Climate change is driven by human emissions of greenhouse gases. We are all dependent on this planet and on its climate remaining within the norms that allowed our species to develop agriculture. This should not be about partisan fucking politics. It's too important.",But the economy! +The Flyers have acquired a conditional 7th round pick in either 2017 or 2018 NHL Draft from New Jersey in exchange for forward Petr Straka.,NO STRAKA WAS THE MISSING PIECE +"As someone in the preview program who uses Miracast daily, this is incorrect.","That's because you already have it downloaded before, but its been removed from preview too" +This guy makes Ramsay Bolton seem like a saint.,Well that is a fictional character +Woah that's some sharp edge.,"Can confirm, I cut myself on it, and now require medical attention." +I think it's just an Easter egg. She made a new test that just so happened to have the same questions as a joke and callback to the previous Bethesda made Fallout.,Thanks always wondered idk if it was ever mentioned +Who's going to be his RH platoon partner?,They're gonna have to battle the Dodgers for RH platoon players this offseason. +Then we will have Pence as a president...,Then assassinate pence and keep doing that until the chain of command moves to someone who is sane haha +"Occupy Democrats, everybody.","#OP you trigger me, don't you know that this only applies when it's MY candidate that wins?" +U.S. Vets with PTSD Smoke Weed,you mean *criminal* former US vets with PTSD smoke weed. +The Symptoms of Authority: Disregarding Your Own Conscience.,b-but speaking out is divisive! +Shoutout to Jerry Tillery for bring us all together over how he's a piece of shit.,One thing we can all agree on. +Place your bets! How long till the Left loses their mind over cheese!,It could happen too. +I wasn't expecting a Dodge Neon.,Nobody expects the Dodge Neon. +"Second account, so you're experienced with the game unlike most players in the lower arenas that would spam epics.","When I was a nub prince, witch, and bb dragon absolutely fucked me over." +This is what happens when you push hardware in a direction is was not meant to go,Man weren't meant to fly. +Poll: Ken Bone leads Jill Stein in Florida,well only one of them was actually allowed to speak at the debate +"Trump loves every American, regardless of race.","and regardless of religion, too, I'd bet." +"Stats, meh. Stats say Mahomes is an all-time great, and we all know he isn't",I mean sure you have to add context to the stats but no one that sucks puts up the numbers that Hurts has been putting up. +"If the US didn't install the USMGIK, in 1945, splitting the nation into two, against both the Moscow Conference and the Yalta Conference. And then didn't install Rhee who killed tens of thousands before the war started in the South, and as per the South Korean government killed approximately half a million civilians during his rule. There would be no North Korea either.","They were UN forces in Korea, not US forces." +"The 44th President of the United States, Mr. Barack Steal Yo' Girl Obama.",The 45th is more of a Grab Yo' Girl president +Never thought I'd live to see the day,I got pink diamond Tim Duncan but my goddamn opponent had pink diamond Elgin Baylor :( +Battlefield 1 versus Reality.,"ITT, Here's one crazy example of a black man fighting in one isolated incident for a certain country, so that's why everyone is black in WW1" +"Hirohiko Araki, author of Jojo, admits to never having read Jojostuck",well according to the title he's heard of it so that's good enough for me +My best friend bought me this shirt for my birthday. I love it.,"I want this so badly, I've spent the past 2 hours on the internet trying to find a place to buy it..." +This needs to be on r/all until the riots stop,But I thought laws didn't apply to the Left? +"Barack We're speeding up training of ISIL forces, including volunteers from Sunni tribes in Anbar Province Obama","I love how we are training Al Qaeda, because this time, they are on our side." +"We can rebuild the economy, which Ryan would fuck up royally. We cannot rebuild after a modern day inquisition.","You be careful how you talk about the Empire, don't want to have to call the secret police on you..." +"Would it be cool if I hung out in the womens locker room so long as I say that I identify as a women? If so, imma see some boobies..",Oh yes let's use that argument as if it's valid and not just complete bullshit. +"when my buddy took a shit off the back of the MRAP while we were patrolling in Afghanistan, all while maintaining his balance holding onto the antenna and having the shithead afghan kids all look at his butthole while he's shitting like they've never seen one before an MRAP (mine resistant ambush protected) is just a huge military vehicle, you see a lot of Swat teams use them as well in the states",This really sounded like a weird brag about being in the military +Making a sandstorm,This is old AF +More games need loading screens like this.,What's a loading screen? +What activities are more fun when done alone?,Fishing +can't wait to see rebelcop,"In the wasteland of Aleppo, the lawlessness was too much for most, thus RebelCop was created." +Roberto Perez hits his 2nd HR of the night to put Cleveland up 6-0,"I burst out laughing when they cut to Arrieta, love seeing that man sad" +The plane crash was actually over Shi No Numa as we see him hanging in the spawn room. His plane could have teleported from Zetsubou to Shi No Numa though.,oh ok thanks for clarifying. +"Clearly the wall wasn't built by Trump Industries, if it had been, that sucker would never have come down.",The wall would have been built with commie steel +Which is a slow transition to us not existing.,yeah the epa is really what's keeping us from going extinct +I did not have to worry about getting killed because of the drug war before..,I'm worried about getting killed by criminal or addict all my life. +"Yeah, I always imagined Snape in the books being far more evil and cruel than Alan was.",I kind of count that as a knock against the movies cutting content than at Snape's performance +Really? You're serious? TRP is the absolute worst thing on the internet?,One of the worst things. +MCAT dilemma,Cancel it unless you score 510+ (31+) on two practice tests. +I agree. Why are there so many end game players in RS3 nowadays? Is Jagex bad at attracting and retaining new players in RS3 that aren't alts of end game players?,A lot of people that are near end game are accounts that are 8+ years old not about jagex being bad at player attraction. +"Twitter Is 'Toast' and the Stock Is Not Even Worth $10, Says Analyst - You reap what you sow! It's happening boys!",Oh no..... That sucks. +Seemingly genuine anger on their behalf. In Bill Clinton's words he felt their pain.,I'm sure when he's tweeting about women at 3am on his golden toilet that he knows exactly how the struggling working class man feels. +When did I miss him leaving whatever team he was on before seattle?,His option was declined by the Giants +I almost suggested putting a WR in the end zone but I forgot we don't have any,"I would've put in hunter, he's great at dropping the ball" +What's the weirdest build you've lost to?,Hybrid Pantheon support.... :( +This dude was holding the mic like he was about to rap battle at the beginning lol,Name the 5 best PFs of all time Duncan Duncan Duncan Duncan Duncan +"I get that, but if I hit the tank and it says Armour too tick, do other factions even get that with bigger bombs or SU is in a massive disadvantage?","SU has the weakest bombs, because it has more of them." +I've been opposed to the electoral college for years.,Yeah those founding fathers are a bunch of boneheads. +"Harry never knew his mother, so he never experienced the joy of a PB&J with potato crisps between the halves.","Oh thank god, I'm not the only one who does that" +"Free wall in house to paint, any artists want a canvas? Looking for someone artistic to come paint a wall in my house. We'll give you creative freedom over it and supply the paint. Prefer art majors but we'll take anyone skilled. Message me if interested",I'll paint as many rooms as you want for $25/hour. +"Me, too. Only thing we can do is admit it and apologize sincerely.",Life lesson right there. +"Gate for UFC 205 was $17.7 million, biggest gate in UFC history, PPV trending to be biggest ever",You guys think they might do their big July cards now in MSG rather than Vegas? +At Last ! You Can Find It,Is this an advert for LSD? +Sometime last week I believe.,Who's UDay? +"No Man's Sky has a new update, and its huge.","PATCH NOTES General Gameplay Fixed technology becoming instantly fully charged when repaired Fixed ship appearing on incorrect pad in space station after loading Added interactable objects that required certain tech to collect Added shootable objects that require certain tech to mine Rebalanced resource availability and technology charge requirements Fixed initial game flow - where travelling to space too quickly after visiting the monolith could prevent the first atlas station notification appearing Prevented player being prompted to scan for buildings before leaving the system after visiting the monolith Prevented laser and melee attacks while in space from attempting to edit terrain Improved calculation of resources received when mining terrain Renamed Signal Scanners to Signal Boosters Signal booster objects updated to search for playable bases, suit upgrade pods, and mineable resources Removed signal booster from being distributed on terrain, as player can now build them Improved accuracy of environment detection, fixing cases where it rained inside caves Fixed galactic waypoints not loading correctly across saves Removed atlas pass v1 requirement from doors in stations Suit upgrade pods are no longer spawned in stations Suit upgrade pods can now only be used once Fixed collision in anomaly that was causing issues when exiting larger ships Increased the number of different NPC character models generated per system Fixed the game always remaining in day time for players who began their save prior to patch 1.03 Fixed a potential crash in foliage instance renderer Localisation Fixed stats page in asian languages Fixed multiple issues with asian language formatting Multiple improvements and fixes to localisation text in all languages UI Added new icons for specific types of primary resources Fixed health bars not appearing on some targets Added hazard and life support drain indicators Fixed mission messages not appearing in a timely fashion Beacons now notify the player that they will save the game Fixed crash when creature IK animations were updated under certain conditions on the discovery screen Improved navigation in discovery UI Massive speed improvements to browsing huge discovery lists Increased size of discovery storage Added option to load Earliest previous save in Options menu Fixed weapon naming Added icon to remind players of the reload button when weapon is empty Multiple fixes for viewing discoveries PS4 Added photo mode Large optimisations to the engine to accommodate base building PC Added support for up to 8 mouse buttons Fixed better order position history for mouse smoothing Fixed bug where setting gamma to zero gave a fully bright rather than fully dark image Fixed hard-limiting on save sizes, with appropriate warning about free space on boot Player is now notified when shaders are being loaded Fixed occasional crash on exit Fixed performance of trail renderer for some AMD cards Large optimisations to the engine to accommodate base building Generation Added biome specific plants Adopted new method of distributing resource plants on terrain, for more lifelike clumps of plants Improved distribution of plant life across all terrain types Introduced visual differentiation of red, green and blue star systems Introduced new mineable terrain resources found only in red, green and blue star systems Reduced average building frequency Introduced planets with elevated building density Introduced planets with no buildings or sentient life Increased the proportion of lush and tropical planets Decreased the proportion of lifeless planets Fixed bug where multiple ships could appear, overlapping, at the player's start scene Prevented certain building types being incorrectly placed underwater Prevented multiple buildings occasionally being placed in overlapping positions Prevented buildings occasionally being placed intersecting with the terrain Improved and altered per-planet terrain resource generation, improving gameplay and visuals Creatures Fixed elevation cache mismatches, causing errors in creature knowledge and pathing Fixed slow memory leak in creature role allocation Improved creature animation speeds Fixed issues where some creatures turns had the incorrect frame count Fixed occasional crash when interacting with creatures Atmospherics Increased proportion of vibrant blue skies Corrected cloud levels for clear skies Improved average cloud level settings Fixed cloud rendering while flying in your ship Improved atmosphere depth when transitioning to space Increased fidelity of atmosphere rendering on nearest planet Improved atmospheric fog as you fly to a planet Improved fog method for planets seen on the horizon Terrain Improved terrain generation algorithms Improved and extended blend areas between different terrain noise types Terrains now generate more open spaces Smaller features now appear at nearer lods to improve visuals in the distance Fixed objects being placed on incorrect terrain material types Improved resolution of distant planet terrain Decreased differences between planet as seen from space and actual planet terrain Fixed seams on planets when seen from space Improvements to terrain material selection and terrain material blending Terrain generation priority and cost calculation improvements Fixed terrain generation angle calculations, which would previously prevent nearest region being generated first We now generate caves on lower terrain lods to decrease visual differences in lower detail terrain Introduced more varied and vibrant colouring to terrain for each biome Decreased frequency of brown terrain colour selections Changed texture scales to improve transition between terrain lods Improved terrain colour combinations to add variety and better match terrain contouring Improved terrain texture blending method to better retain vibrant colours Improved settings for hue, saturation and value noise variation on terrain Fixed a number of issues causing holes to be seen in the planet terrain Fixed occasional crash when mining terrain Visuals Fixed colour of muzzle flashes on player weapons Added muzzle flashes to ship weapons Added cockpit lighting for damage and weapon firing Added debris to freighter explosion effect Improved freighter cargo explosions Improved photon cannon hit and space explosion effects Improved turret explosion effect Improved grass colour selection Improved grass colouring method to match underlying terrain colour Improved grass placement to match gradient of terrain, and rocky terrain slope patches Improved lighting on grass Improved alpha cutoffs and blending for grass in the distance Improved colouring method for on-planet buildings Fixed pop in lighting when flying between planets Fixed incorrect lighting seen in shadow areas Improved lighting method when rendering tree leaves Fixed procedural texturing on objects with multiple overlapping textures Fixed size of certain texture atlas normal maps Fixed texture scaling on asteroids Zinc plant is now more obvious when it has been gathered Fixed occasional rendering errors due to precision on cockpit during warp Fixed pulse lines not appearing when pulse driving out from planet atmosphere Fixed shadowing artefacts on imposters Space Improved asteroids to allow much denser fields Improved explosion effects Fixed scale of moons on the space map Added freighter groups to the space map Changed distribution of resources in asteroids AI ships will now clear asteroids in their path Planets are now scannable from space to see their resources Space Combat Fixed bounty targets warping out too soon Improved HUD indicators in space combat Added damaged ship effect on AI starships Added formation flying Improved locking on passive starships Improved AI combat flight patterns Added new ship weapon technology Holding brake whilst turning now activates drift for fast turns Improved AI ship freighter attacking Improved freighter targeting code when under attack by enemy ships Freighters Fixed pulse drive to prevent travel through freighters Improved docking code Added hangar to the lead freighter Added docking in freighters Added icon to accessible freighter hangars Added colouring to cargo drops to identify what is in them You can now only pick up cargo drops that will fit in your inventory Added auxiliary freight ships to freighter groups Added alert lights and alarm audio for when freighters are in combat Improved turret lights and explosions Improved muzzle flashes on freighter turrets Added indicator of cargo contents Freighter Commanders now give rewards for rescuing them from pirate attack Fixed collision on freighter cargo containers Audio Updated the lush ambience to make the wind sounds less noisy Ambient background fauna now checks for the presence of creatures Added rain on foliage Added rain on ship Added freighter specific footsteps When on a dead planet, no music will play Round table prop now plays an appropriate sound Added more music to the loading sequence and game start Added audio to new base building props Created sounds for new base building props Added audio to freighter doors and internal freighter ambiences Added freighter explosions Added freighter alarm Added ambient radio comms when approaching a freighter Fixed missing sounds when in a space station due to the mix settings Multi-tool upgrades now affect audio Lots of minor mix changes Changed some compression settings for PS4 audio to make the sub-channel audio play more reliably" +"What is one thing you will always be able to do, no matter how much alcohol you have consumed?",Drive. +"Randia, what are your r/thathappened type stories that actually did happen?",Demonetization :P +"Just go from door to door throught the city. Arrest any people inside; if they have no proof of Israeli citizenship/right to reside in Israel then take them to a bus parked outside. Drive the bus to the Jordanian border and drop them off there. Have a system in place. If the residents willingly agree to be permanently sent to Jordan, don't put up a fuss, relinquish their loyalty to Palestine, etc, then the Israeli government will pay them a fair price for their seized property, thus letting them buy a house and start a new life in Jordan (or elsewhere). If they put up a fuss, then they get no compensation. Use force on (i.e. shoot) those who put up violent resistance.",What makes you think Jordan would comply? +Seriously think about this what type of deranged person would want head an agency with the intention to hurt people,they are't able to think... +"GeoNet is lit up like a Christmas tree, looks like it woke up most of the country",Yep still feeling the smaller ones up here - nothing like the 00.02 one but still.... standing on shaky islands. +"oh a cry for attention, surely not how awful, perish the thought","Yeah better ignore them and hope they do commit suicide quietly next time, amirite?" +"Mt Holyoke College Art Museum, South Hadley MA",This speaks to my concrete soul +"Yes, click their name and select profile.",I meant the MR rating of syndicate guns +And get a sniper bullet right into your brain because you are a target that doesn't move at all. Suppressive and telescopic LMG are not worth it compared to the Storm variants in my opinion and the reason is simply because to benefit anything from the variant you MUST be using the bipod.,"Exactly, but that being said, if you pop a couple smoke grenades in the maps with close buildings like Amiens or Sinai you can wipe a squad before yoi have to run for it." +Yeah either used or cop on sale,I really dont see the point of buying used footwear tbh +remember when Nate was said to be able to outbox boxing champs after 196 on r/mma?,Said no one. +"Sure thing. If you think Bernie's brand of common sense democratic socialism will result in a Chavez economy in America, you are being more than a little intellectually dishonest. Such extreme positions don't advance the discussion. If you don't like the idea of your taxes being raised to fund universal healthcare, that's fine. I get that. But you should know, Americans pay by far the highest per capita for healthcare in the world. 4 times more than the UK. But hey, at least someone is making money.",But isn't all Socialism Marxist-Leninist-Maoist? +Man Gets First Question Wrong On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire,That was a really shitty question. +You accidentally posted this in the weekly magic item workshop!,"sorry, was drunk :(" +So what's everyone stressed the fuck out about right now? Now accepting rants. Fire away! I'll go first. Trying to buy a house. How the fuck does anyone afford this shit? I certainly can't.,Facing my in-laws. +"Trump wasn't mentioned in the headline, if you think it's comparable to Trump that's your own observation.",Have you read the comment section? +"I assume tropico was based on Cuba though, they've even got the Fidel mustache on the guy on the box","With the newer versions of Tropico, you can make your island into whatever you want, from super liberal free democracy to a militaristic theocracy." +"Will be in NC next week for 2 days, suggestions? I'm going to be in Wilmington NC Monday and Tuesday next week. I moved back to the midwest this Summer and am dying to surf for even an hour. I can borrow my sisters car she has work all day but I'll need to drop her off at 830am. Any recommendations for where to rent a suit and board? Also spots and most accurate swell forecast website. Thanks!!! I'm so hyped!","Mercer Pier, park-n-walk south." +"Forbes list of World's Most Powerful People, our lord and savior Barack Obama is 48th on the list, PATHETIC. Donald Trump is already #2 and hasn't even been inaugurated yet. Soak it in liberals, LEADERSHIP is returning to the White House.","Kek, Kim Jong Un is higher up than okiedokie!" +Survey: Finns growing fearful that referendums will lead to poor decisions,"Yeah, Direct Democracy is working out *terribly* for Switzerland" +'Ghost In The Shell' - Official Trailer #1,This doesn't look like it is about transgenderism at all! +Watching after rip Is it weird/wrong to watch her videos and finishing knowing she's dead?,She really wouldn't care. +R6S Year 2 Roadmap.,I have Photoshop and Illustrator as well. +So basically Trump will be a puppet President for the highest bidder? What else is new?,We could have totally avoided that with Hillary +Which milestone groups are you guessing for today?,Chemistry Master AB and make him have ALL the offensive chemistries! +Since when is pizza spicy,Maybe hes white & the tomato sauce is spicy for him / s +"Seriously, it hit 74 for a high today, and we haven't had an overnight low below freezing yet. THANKS, DONALD.",Meanwhile is Tennessee we had our second frost last night. +"What is the hiring situation at your company? Without divulging your company's identity, what is the hiring situation at your company for this year and 2017? My company, a tech company in the Bay Area, is cutting back new hires next year drastically. Also, as of this month, all new grads interviews must be off the charts otherwise they won't get hired. Are any other people seeing the same trends in their company?",Well they dont know it yet but they got the single best application yesterday. +affected* Donald Trump!?,How so? +Haven't heard Uncle Fucker since the South Park movie.,right you are you donkey raping shit eater +"Nope, tempo mages never run Faceless or Auctioneer.",whoosh +oh man if dunleavy gets his shot back...,"We still have 6 months, he will be alright" +Ah ok good to know. And yeah it must have been in a garage because I only noticed one tiny chip so far the paint is really smooth.,"If you have any maintenance questions dont hesitate to ask me, ive owned a 2007 for now for a year and a half and have done almost everything on it." +"Haven't seen it but i think the theory behind it would be something like this 1. ADC's main focus is to take towers, ziggs can do that aswell 2. Has really good waveclear",The main point is at this point Ziggs is a better adc than Corki and when your team is full ad you pick Ziggs for some AP damage +Remember when they were just called unisex?,I member! +Alpha Neckbeards vs Beta Neckbeards,"I watched 7 anime, I'm the most hardcore otaku lolxd I hate people who watch the most mainstream crap and gatekeep." +"Rise of the Tomb Raider, Dragon Quest Builders - $64.99 EBGames",what a deal +Be Christian,"Funny, because I get annoyed at atheists!" +He Just Wants Someone To Play With,blue balls +It doesn't really have any effect on the plot so I don't understand how this would be watering it down.,Because he wants to see some beav goddamnit. +Was waiting for a flying cow. Im disappointed.,i was looking for the sharks. +"The drop rates were not kind, but maxed him out anyway cos I love the art!","My fav moment in Super, so glad it was chosen for Dokkan" +I prefer Phonograph,"I started using it recently with my new Moto G4, it's great and the UI is so damn nice" +you English needs work,This is what I get for trying to post on reddit with my phone. +"Who are the HOF benchmarks for each position? Essentially who is the best player at each position who isn't worthy of the hall of fame, meaning every player who gets in has to be better than him.",Obviously TO +"So, where are the infected and where is the decontamination pad?","Infection is a gamemode where it starts with one versus all, the infected stab some non infected and they switch team becoming infected." +"I dont. I just pull em like a trooper, quicker the better.",Same. +"The PSG 40m was totally made up. They aren't doing that and shouldn't be expected to, that's a ridiculous amount of money to give away.","ah, that's a shame fair enough." +He'd lead the league in deflected passes I'm sure. Along with 0INTS,I think he already is +Hello 36 rin upgrade. And someone got a teo above me.,Is it normal that I switched to the guild chat where no one talks just to avoid all these? +Man electrocuted attempting to steal booby trapped Trump sign.,he forgot Rule 1 +Indeed. Def not to code.,Pff you don't know that's not a GFI circuit +"Right, great in the sense of Stalin, Mussolini, etc.",DAE ~le horseshoe? +"Dishonored 2,Overwatch,Battlefield 1,Titanfall 2(PS4) PP",Is the dishonored 2 for PC? +My neighbors sister knows a guy living in New Mexico who's roommates uncle knows a legal Mexican. He said your source is not very credible.,"You're right, my girlfriends own personal experience as a legal immigrant is obviously not as credible as your father's brother's cousin's former roommate." +In case you didn't know it was a Ram,Smallest penis ever. +I was really happy when he was spending his time painting.,Agreed. +Get a nice trippy sitter !,"Make sure the trip sitter isn't sober, or you'll have a bad trip" +FBI: Clinton Brought Personal Mobile Devices Into Area Where They Are Prohibited,colin powell made her do it. +Trump: 'We should take a drug test prior to the debate',i would suggest an IQ test and maybe a rorschach inkblot test +"What is your purpose in life? Put differently, why do you want to be alive in a month, a year or a decade from now?","I want to live in a month to fuck that pretty girl i saw yesterday in a baseball game, in a decade to build a wall in the atlantic ocean and become president of the America United Continent." +"Males who play as female characters in video games, why do you do it?",Jiggle Physics +"That's what I think too. Memory was lost due to adrenalin dump, your body reacts instinctively without any conscious control, and then you kind of wake up from it afterwards not totally remembering what you did, even if the situation only lasted a few seconds. Happened to me when I got in a fight in highschool.",Yea that happened to me when I got caught masturbating behind the vending machines at a hospital +Court pruning is a term for a recently added optimization feature where irrelevant characters are killed off so the game doesn't need to spend extra processing power paying attention to them. This patch just changed what excluded characters from being irrelevant.,"Ah, I thought this had to do with the relatively new option to ask courtiers to leave your court.. you know, manual court pruning." +"This may come as a shock to you, but it's entirely possible that establishment democrats also want to push the country in a progressive direction, and are now just more willing to try a new direction in doing so after their previous methods were proven to be ineffective. Hell, some might even call it likely.",no they're just sellouts +this fucking Rams D-Line.. scary,the right word is spooky +I dont have time to teach you about polling and proportional representation - although in fairness I would have thought they were part of elementary school math? If we ignore the math then... we have a majority vote on CIGs own website saying the pledge has been broken... That is a big deal. It is reinfocred by a vote of hundreds and hundreds of backers telling Chris Roberts he is reneging on promises.,Because recent polls have all been 100% correct... +Clickbait popup bag of shite.,BREAKING: Everything in OP's history is clickbait. +Can you use some punctuation so I can actually read what you posted :) thanks!,He used 3 at the end so what are u complaining about? +Eh 8-7-1 about the same as this team,That team didn't have Rodgers for half the season... +Good recommendations. I would say if memory serves me well KoA can get dark - but the art direction and use of color really ease it up.,"Yeah, Todd McFarlane knows a thing or two about art direction." +Screwed unless you have refund tokens.,"I refunded ziggs, graves, and elise years ago before I knew how valuable those refunds would be zzzzzzzz" +"CD1. A year ago, CD1 was just a source of disappointment. Oh no, not pregnant. Again! Now, since the DOR diagnosis, I see CD1 as a start for a new cycle. Who knows, maybe this time I'll ovulate. Maybe they can trigger it. Maybe a healthy egg meets a healthy sperm and I'll get pregnant. CD1 is what normal women have every month (I only seem to cycle every 3 months and offen only with progesterone pills) and I would soooo much love to be normal again.",Lots of luck for this cycle! +"You might try talking to the folks who do medieval combat reenactment if your area, if there are any. Some of the clearest action scenes I've read were done by folks who did that type of fighting.",Society for Creative Anachronism. +Official Game Thread #Please remain civil,Can't wait to hear fans calling for Hackenberg all week on sports radio! +"Disappointment until last week, aka he didn't do so hot and then he went off last week.","Oh didn't catch that part... But its still wrong, iirc they purposefully limited Rawls in his first week back." +man yall just can't stop love,Just wait till Spencer Hawes comes in +Wiggins getting molested in the paint.,"That's just good, hard-nosed D!" +Which current players are destined for the Hall of Fame? The title is pretty self explanatory. Also which players have potential to be in the HOF and what do they need to do to solidify their resume?,Nikola Jokic. +KC BBQ kills you faster than NC BBQ.,Lets not go that far +McFaul is a Russophobic moron.,George Kennan was a Russophobic moron too +i5-6500. i know its not an i7. but when i played the beta i had a i5-4670 and a GTX770 and i payed 100fps ultra!!!!!!!!!!!! now i play shite with a better GPU and CPU :/,I've heard a bunch of reports from people with i5's that they're having significant framerate drops and performance problems... maybe it's a bug with 4 thread CPUs +Cristiano Ronaldo second goal vs Latvia (3-1),he is on the downward spiral +"I'd agree except that Brad cheated on Jen *with* Angelina, so seeing the specific reason your marriage was destroyed be destroyed itself has to feel just a little good.",I'll allow it. +PSA: FUCK COEURLS That is all.,You mean those bomb :[ they get disrespectful later on +"24 yo, college student here. I'm handing out ramen noodles. Instead of Trick or Treat?, trying Chicken or Beef?",No you saw that meme shut up +"What? He ran the party.... That's as establishment as it gets. Next, are you going to say Jamie Dimon isn't a banking insider?",oh whoops... dropped this +Stop Kyle on Kyle crime!,The truth the liberal media doesn't want you to know! +"Has anyone got any tips for Glaz? Well, I'm new. (Yes, one of the Free weekend fickwits.) and I've taken a liking to Glaz. But none of my teammates ever want to help me out and open up a sightline, so I end up trying to do it myself. When I either shoot at barricades or smash them with a punch, I almost instantly get shot directly in the face and end up dying. So, any tips on how to avoid this and just improve as Glaz in general?",Pro tip play tachanka :) +True but I had to emphasize that point. His comments about Jewish people have been terrifying.,Giving power to anti-Semites has sure never caused any problems before +"The US is #1, get out of here with that bullshit. Fucking moron.",So many good points being made! +"If you want to finish up your old job a few days early, and you have a new job lined up, just don't show up.",Well I want to finish in good terms and I would like to have a nice reference. +***Do not mess with CO2 if you have no idea what you're doing.***,They should make the tank out of PVC! +Steam support in a nutshell,Has anyone tried installing the app in an emulator? +"Fish are friends, not food",That fish won't make it much longer if this is how it deals with natural predators... +Hungary to lower corporate tax rate to 9 pc from next year,"Apple, Google, Microsoft are literally fleeing from Ireland to Hungary at the moment." +"Perhaps he just couldn't bring himself to say it after striking a bargain with the devil to become president of the united states. And the devil always collects what he is owed, he doesn't settle in court.",Oh no I'm scared! +"That's a very stereotypical view of Christianity, atheism, and being LGBT. I became agnostic when I still thought I was straight, and I reconverted this January. I now identify as an aromantic bi trans dude. Being LGBT-affirming doesn't mean that somebody's on the road to atheism.","Obviously being gay (bi people don't exist, they're just in denial) and trans cancels out" +Donald Trump: I am not a puppet!,And just like in real life Putin has his hand up Trump's ass. +I miss the past timeline :'( can we do something together to get it back? What have you done pebble :(,You can downgrade. +An iPin laser flipswitch,Oh my gosh I need this. +Could've been Joe List. Fuck this Bossman guy.,"Good point, good point." +I'm looking for pie-in-the-sky ideas No pragmatism allowed,Don't let Matthews score in the ACC +"haha xD I read that too, so I'm hoping that has some truth to it. I wouldn't mind going for one of those, since I plan to get that all anyway. Hope to get on Amazon though, since I have BotW Wii U for 30% off... bet I could get that towards the bundle, if it comes with the game. I know that sounds weird, but I did that with the N3DS:HHD bundle and a copy of AC:HHD xD",Well dude with how they've been with promotions lately they'll probably just call the cops on you and try and have you arrested for asking about a promotion +I think you're underestimating the writing power of our liege Matt Ward.,"That is very very true, haha." +"I'm just kind of a bitch all the time and people mistake it for humor. Also, used to be pretty unattractive so got settled in my role as the 'funny friend', but then I hit my twenties and got better looking so I dunno what life is anymore. P.S. To my fellow comeback-masters: Can we just take a moment of silence to memorialize all the comebacks we couldn't make because they would have destroyed the recipient's will to live?",That deep breath you take before your jaw clamps shut and you realize what you're about to say... +TRUMP SUPPORTS SAME-SEX MARRIAGE. CTR AND LIBERALS BTFO!!!,"He didn't overwhelming gush about it being literally the best thing ever though, so he's a homophobe." +No surprise there.... Did we really expect to hold them to three all night ..,Yes. +"I feel like moving out is a bit extreme for a first offence. If it continues I will though. Also the rent she charges is very fair and she agreed to a short-term contract (I have to move to France as soon as I finish my exams, and everywhere else insisted on a 12-month contract). My only other realistic option is university accomodation which is ridiculously expensive, noisy, and you're pretty much forced to socialise with annoying freshers. There's nothing about that situation that's appealing to me :/",Can you try subletting from someone? +OS System,Why might you think windows is poor OS to used? +"When you cut bread, sometimes you're actually cutting a sexy lady.",Most insightful thought here. +Judaism is also a culture... But I do think they meant Hebrew.,Hebrew is a language +Mike Pence looks like a fucking snake.,He looks like someone cut off their face and stretched it over an egg. +"Hmm, it sounds like Dodd-Frank bill is designed by Big Banks with ruinous regulations precisely to destroy small/mid-size banks.",Definitely no connection there +"It's a simple, basic FU, but I'm still so angry I can't even explain it.",Take a screenshot so we can see the damage. +More than losers. It's the flag of traitors who murdered hundreds of thousands of Americans in order to preserve the right to enslave millions more.,But the Civil War wasn't fought over slavery +Super moon picture I took last night.,**DAWN OF THE LAST DAY** ***24 HOURS LEFT*** +Vaegirs were swallowed first in my Floris Expanded gameplay.,Same vaegirs gets fucked everytime for me +"Numales, numales everywhere...","There's such a dearth of masculinity in this town, even when they try to compensate by LARPing as lumberjacks." +What are some jobs that can never be fully automated?,Computer programmer +Why not create a phallic archive and spam the next bloke who sends you one with them all,upvotes for phallic archive +"I'd respectfully disagree. Series (especially in early rounds) help limit some of the randomness of playoffs. The NFL does single game because of the toll of the sport, and college basketball and football do it because of the sheer size of the participants. I think every other sport (especially pro) needs a series in some form. After a full season of work, giving teams multiple games/environments against each other helps work out some of the randomness of playoffs. Just look at the Champions League.","If it's good enough for the World Cup, it's good enough for MLS." +"Why all the hate for micro transactions? I'm genuinely curious why people really dislike the idea. Whenever going through r/gaming, the general consensus is that micro transactions in games are a bad idea. Why?",Horse Armor. +Harambe memes actually killed democracy,I sware those Harambe memes are cringy as hell +"When I was going to college I had a friend who received a full ride to multiple colleges through scholarships because she was black. Her dad was a VP of very well known retail store in the states... They weren't poor by any stretch of the imagination. Whereas, my dad was a single parent, working a government job for not much money and they determined that we were too well off to receive any assistance.",*she was black* AA helping people where it's needed +"Come around to what? The notion that he is clearly pushing an agenda in a place that makes no sense whatsoever? Yeah, I don't think he's coming around on that one.","no you don't understand, liberals btfo cuck" +"When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a college on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them! It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up! And that's what you're going to get, lad, the third strongest college in all of Florida!",I'll never not upvote a Monty Python skit. +The Souls series. All of them.,Won't that frustrate him more +Redditors born between 1982-1996ish (i.e. Millennials). What are some things our generation will be the last to do?,Remember 9/11 +Straya?,Fuckin oath. +"I'm not sure I get this. Perhaps it's just because my late Dad was a Spurs supporter so I'm sentimental and all but I don't hate Spurs as much Utd or Chelsea (both of whom have my full, impassioned loathing). If we don't win the league, I really wouldn't mind them winning it","I dont mind the club the current, younger fans are pricks" +Coolest bottle opener in the world,Beer of prey +"Mexico Seeks Trump Talks To Modernize Nafta, Pena Nieto Says","All the Mexican president has to do is call Trump brilliant, and Trump will fold like a lawn chair." +Yeah it's really nice - I'm excited to play around with the Portrait mode when that's out to see how robust it is!,"It will only work on people though, not flowers sadly." +Might as well die with a snow leopard,"Worked for OSX, after 10.6 it might as well have died" +"You're going to get a bunch of PMs, I guarantee it.",I can't imagine why +Let's make marner a goalie,But he has size and weight issues so it wouldn't work out! +One of the more interesting pieces of artwork from Gravity Rush Remastered's Gallery Mode,Someone has the rest of the gallery? +And all the shitty supercontainers give me are speed and dragon flags i do not need -_-,goddamn super crates are only giving me imperator nikolai and gremyaschy Lets all complain about the shit tier rewards. +"Ahhh... I see what you did there... No that's not right, but good luck to you.",Explain why its not right. +"Rant: This has probably already been ranted about, but it's been pissing me off lately. R Ok, am I the only one who hates that we aren't on some sort of mount when we die to get to our bodies faster? Or that we could at least fly? (I'd rather have flying.) In some past expansions they had this, you'd just be on a ghostly gryphon or something. It was so so nice because sometimes your corpse would be in an awkward area to get to (traditionally from falling off cliff onto another cliff.) Normally I've just endured this pet peeve in silence, but then a chain of events happened just now that made me need to rant to someone or somewhere to get over it; I was in raid finder for Xavius with a guild buddy, in the mean time I'm trying to get Pathfinder part 1 complete in preparation for part 2. So while le raid finder was going I was exploring those last few corners of Highmountain I had yet to pass through. Upon doing so, I had to get to a lower area at the bottom of some cliffs. So I start hoping down, stoping occasionally to heal and such. Then of course that horrible feeling happens when where you thought your character could stick or land, they don't, and they slide down the slope to their demise. Again, normally no problem, just hop back down, but it put me in the GY by Prepfoot just below where I died... so to get back to my corpse I'd have to run back around to the top ON FOOT, and recalculate my jumps, it would have been probs 10 to 20 minutes. As I'm sitting contemplating what to do and groaning from the task ahead, my raid finder says a group has been found... try to accept hoping I can deal with this after the raid, can't, I'm dead.... not wanting to make my guildy wait, I just accept res sickness and try to join. I die immediately. I had died right before Xavius was engaged, so I wasn't able to res and had to sit and wait and watch them fight him.... very annoying. Now, I realize a lot of this could have been prevented and avoided on my own part, but long story short, being able to fly in death in most areas would be so helpful and convenient. The story was more for venting and is just an example of how it could really help SOMETIMES. Anyone know if this is something potential for future patch or have options on it? TLDR; Having ghostly flying mount would be super helpful and convenient.","Die less, problem avoided" +Trump to supporters harassing minorities: 'Stop it,"I mean, it needed to be said but I'm not sure you can spend 15 months harassing minorities and then tell people that are following your example to stop harassing minorities." +"In Bherna, it's the woman standing in front of the tents with baskets and things by the chief researcher. There's a bench right next to her that sometimes features guest characters from older games.","With the levels and that they said it's in Chinese, I think OP is playing monster hunter online and not generations" +"No, I solved the question. OP is a moron with a clickbait title.",How do you stand with that heavy neckbeard weighing you down? +"curious why you think genji needs a buff on his ult, why?",because with the 2 seconds nerf us genji mains lost we can't consistently team wipe with ease anymore +"Its mostly a cultural thing. Where I live in Pakistan, like 30% of the women go around without hijab. Noone seems to mind. Obviously, I understand that's probably not the case in rural areas.","If it's a cultural thing, why does everyone who gets angry at women for not wearing a hijab cite their religion?" +If you do end up liking then maybe you'll like Bobobo too. It's a parody of Fist of the North Star with a bunch of other references.,"Bobobo is what would happen if Part 2 Joseph Joestar developed a stand to fuck shit up, and Jojo was a gag manga." +cannot remove file 'System/Library/Frameworks/UIKit.framework/WhiteOnBlackShadow_snapchat@2x.png Sub-process /usr/libexec/cydia/cydo returned an error code (1),Try backing up the file and deleting it +(X-post from r/ATBGE) Tastefully modified BMW,I see things like this and I just don't understand why there's a negative stereotype of BMW drivers. +Trump supporters petition for Ron Paul to be appointed to cabinet,Bring back the good old gold standard! +"No actually. Let's take NDTV. In their case, I presume we agree on the anti modi tilt. However it won't be in possible to pick 10 instances of them saying something against Congress and in BJP's favor over the last six years. There isn't an easy to way decide that unless we hire a data mining analytics agency. Like we, presumably, agree on NDTV's tilt, I and many others have come to a conclusion about the anti modi tilt of most of media, especially before 2014. I admit, I don't have resources and energy to scientifically prove my point.","If you agree on something beforehand, you will always get confirmation bias." +"90% of supports in my games is just a feeding Lux, whos going full ap, but doesnt understand that they can't actually buy any items.",Supports don't need gold though? +Sword,"It definitely looks like sheath, but it must be a sword otherwise you would have never posted it here." +"Mhm, the nova income. The AI won't bother to stop your carts like a real player would, so you can collect ridiculous amounts of it and use it on an army of destroyer droids, cannons etc as I'm doing in the screenshot. The AI won't make a good attempt to counter your unit types or target your cannons either...",oh ok i c thanks +"All of the world's countries are in a bar, when a huge fight suddenly breaks out. How is your country involved?",We'd be scrambling desperately to find some mates to have our back because our ex who we're having a bad breakup with is on the war path. +I was killed by someone called eternal tears :'(,really +"They also figure that if you die, hey, maybe they can guilt you into donating your estate to them. It sometimes works and it's utterly horrifying. The very organization that destroyed these people then fucks their kids for good measure.",Oh they literally fuck them too... +Wee. Magical woo woo bullshit is one of my favorite terms.,"I don't understand, can you try to explain that again using only crystals?" +I run mine through the drill press. Then wrap them up in an opaque plastic bag and send them to the landfill. Environment be damned.,How many hard drives do you throw out a year that you have a planned process? +"He shouldn't threaten, he should just do it - before Trump is in office. If he waits until after Trump is sworn in and the database is subpoenaed then he'll be breaking the law to get rid of the database.",He's probably waiting to see if Trump does something erratic first +I have never had such a privilege unfortunately.,You've had plenty of privilege you white cis male scum +TIL Symmetra can pick up Lucio's body very weirdly,Finally a reason to have a dedicated PhysX card! +What is a short sentence for a god that describes the person playing them? example: Loki - I like to not work hard for my kills,"Hel - Hey, when do I get to play again?" +"Supermoon, unfiltered by cloud cover.",Taken with a super camera? +"I for one, love being judged by a bunch of newspapers and political pundits.","Yeah, doesn't being condescended to by a bunch of elites in Manhattan and DC who are completely out of touch with middle America inspire you to vote Democrat?" +Scottie Pippen,Best Bull of all time +WTF Yellow?! No it isn't.,"Here, you dropped this:" +Prove it,I can get behind this +Thoughts?,The pin has been pulled...and now we wait. +Report: Trump was unfamiliar with the scope of the president's job when meeting Obama,What a fucking great article . +I am racist. I am not sexist. It is fine to be either.,ho ly shit +I'm pretty sure Cleveland fans are still voting for the Cubs.,No they aren't. +I'm not sure if that was supposed to be a pun but you gave me a laugh haha,Really? +Terry crews and his son are now going to stream on twitch,"terry is awesome, will definitely tune in to see him and his son." +What is your most anticipated video game of 2017?,Destiny 2 (PC) *crosses fingers* +There comes a point where Office Space is no longer just a funny movie but a sad documentary on the corporate world.,"Honestly I can't watch it, because it depresses me too much." +A white nationalist as chief strategist. What a crazy time to be alive.,"At least we have Priebus's principled, uncompromising integrity to hold back Bannon's influence." +*cough* Tiger *cough*,"Yeah, someone getting an exemption for being a 14-time major winner is the obviously the same thing as someone getting an exemption for having a bunch of Instagram followers." +"I agree with our laws prohibiting drunk driving. I understand not allowing the driver to drink while driving even if he isn't intoxicated. What grinds my gears is that I can't enjoy a frosty beer in the passenger seat. No one is in danger of a drunk driving accident when the passenger is enjoying a brew, but it's still illegal.","Because the passenger is, by default, an irresponsible person who always has nothing else in mind but to share his/her drink with the driver." +Trance's twitter account has changed a bit.,JUST A PRANK BRO +Compilation of CNN & MSNBC Cutting Guests Mics to Protect Hillary Clinton,Oh they just had satellite & mic issues. +"Your favorite 20-minutes-per-episodes series? 40 minutes it's to much for my lunch, 20 is much better. But how long can I watch Louie & Seinfeld in loops? :)",Community +*Or that he roams and carries his sololanes,I miss roaming Alistar. +Tucker Carlson is my hero. This man says what needs to be said to call out Liberal hypocrisy. Did anyone just see his interview with the California Democratic Congressman?! The congressman was spouting the tired claim that Russia hacked Clinton Campaign emails to prop up Trump and Tucker nailed him,I've liked him ever since it's the shoulder thing that goes up. +"True, I don't agree with banning fake news. Seems things always end up at the same common denominator. If we just educated kids well then we wouldn't have to worry so much about shit like this. Investment in education pays massive dividends if you're willing to wait 15 years.",But we need something that gets us re-elected in 5 years! +Protesters claim they were paid to attend pro-Beijing rally,"Well, I am just baffled in disbelief at this" +I don't want to wait 56 years for my turn...,You could move up 8 years earlier if you're Asian and interested in some lifestyle adjustments. +"When space is tough, you gotta do what you gotta do.",If you watched the show you'd know this was said as a joke. +"Good thing Jatt, Deficio and Spawn didn't create the list last year.","yeah, this year should be a real list and not that kool aid joke of last year" +"So he gets banned only for the IMay vs FW game? That seems ridiculously unfair to other teams in the group as FW would presumably get an easier win, boosting their record whereas other teams would need to play against a full starting roster.","Sven got ban a full week, here just one game with that kind of racism, insults and internationally feeding ?" +"As a European, this has been boggling my mind for decades",It's easier to just blame Republicans. +"They wouldn't allow the T-rex or the power Ranger in the scene, so it was kiboshed.","I have kiboshed before, and I will...kibosh again" +One Job,How many shots did it take before the frame fell correctly? +Captain Marvel needs to include scenes showing how amazing of a pilot Carol is and they need to be intense. Carol is one of the best pilots in the Marvel Universe and I think the films should make it a priority to highlight how amazing she is as a pilot. A scene full of action and danger would be ideal.,*Top Gun* with superpowers and aliens? +"Millenium Falcon (75105) $95.99, 36% off",So tempted +"Hopefully now she will be quiet. No offense but this is getting crazy! We can all wait for January 12. Less than 2 months! Its not that long to be quiet and give Nintendo their moment to blow us away with all the information. I mean come on Laura, is your moment of fame really more important than Nintendos hard work?",What does that even mean? +"Canadian Pro-Soccer League Makes Major Hire : Paul Beirne, TFC's former vice-president of business operations, has been named as the league's Project Manager",Duane Rollins must have a lot of money kicking around if he is hiring Paul Beirne for his fantasy league! +TIL the Tesla Model S's roof is so strong it broke the testing machine used to crush car roofs.,Does Tesla have like two guys just spamming TV-shop like news about Tesla on reddit? +2017 Apple Predictions? Where is Apple going in 2017? What products are going to be released? What products are going to die? Will there be any changes in Apple's corporate leadership? My (safe) prediction is that we will see just how committed Apple is to the Mac platform.,"i wonder what Apple will do, if anything, to the iPad Mini line" +"With Kirk Cousins success in the past 2 years, do you think Mike Shanahan's chances of becoming a head coach again go up?",I will take either one of the Shanahanahanahanans to replace Fisher... +"I'd love to see an initial strike on the Death Star in the first few moments of Rogue One. The Rebels, without a clear plan of attack, are absolutely crushed by Imperial defenses. It will set the stakes and tone immediately.",Fantastic idea. +The way the left freaks out about Trump wanting to get along with Putin is crazy Listening to Matt Lauer tonight talk about how crazy it is that Trump wants to get along with Putin is honestly a bit worrying. They genuinely seem like they want to go to war with Russia. We need trump,My girlfriend works at a gym and told me there a is a guy cussing to himself while on the treadmill and loudly proclaiming trump is an 'ugly mother fucker who doesn't understand that Russia will attack us' +Osama Bin Laden didn't land those planes in buildings.,"Right, he told people to do that which is why we sent some guys to shoot him in the fucking face." +Remember when Del Rio almost killed AJ Styles?,"Yes, I'm sure it's all up to Del Rio to make Styles do a backflip, only holding around his head." +2/4 game for 4/4 price,Sounds like Mac in general +Is there really that many moderate republicans to steal? Hillary would have won the election if she hadn't called TPP the gold standard of trade deals Dems need to steal back rust belt voters of they want to win,"I'm not saying they should cater specifically to moderate republicans, I'm saying they could steal a platform that has been the foundation of the party for decades by painting them as the party that's against the free market, that wants to personally stick their hands into private business management decisions." +I added a flair,"That kind of modding will get you criticized, you know..." +Figured today should be a good last day for shitposts!,You have a voicemail btw +"We need more of the short stories collections from the Legends canon. Tales From Jedha? On a more likely note, this character might show up in Rebels depending on how deep they go with Saw's storyline.",It's slowly revealed that they're all happening on the same day... +Let's let China educate their students and we'll educate ours.,Because our primary and secondary education system are great! +Menudev.,Wow you're so funny... +"The funny thing is that the human FOV actually ranges between 4:3 and 16:9. I.e.: anything wider than 16:9 is pure gimmickry, and its effect entirely... 'psychological'.",I think you forgot this: +"That's gonna be tough given a lot of his proposals are totally unworkable. Take China for example. He talks about renegotiating deals as if he has the upper hand...but in reality, China can just outlaw US companies and that's that, Trump will bend over backwards again. Hell, China just came out saying they will outlaw Apple should Trump start a trade war. Guess how much that puts Apple lobbyists in overdrive...the renegotiation of trade deals won't happen. At best he'll pass some symbolic nonsense. You can't stop globalization!","Oh no you mean apple will need to build a factory here and employ american workers or even worse, apple will fall, oh my goodness what will americans do" +You could even say the majority of America... by like 2.7 million.,Majority *of American Voters*. +"Yes, I know. Hence the talk about getting 3-locks on targets. But it still essentially means that a Tone actually performs *better* against more targets, and that his damage isn't a set output, but scales with the size of the engagement.","Yeah, giving the titan with the best defensive ability one of the strongest multi-target abilities is silly." +"Per MLB twitter---- Rangers to switch start times with Dodgers. Rangers now at 12 p.m. first pitch, Dodgers at 6:30 p.m.","That's not very funny, just saying" +"Eh, semantics. They're called season passes, not year passes.",Year 2. +Sansa advises Jon,And I'm definitely not going to tell you about the army I sent for! +The physiology/biology is different and male hormones are both more fragile and more fundamental to men than female hormones are to women,"yeah, because who gives a fuck if oestrogen is cardio-protective?" +"Sounds like you might be overthinking it, yeah. No offense by the way. Nothing much, you? seems like a perfectly valid response to what's new in these days? - if you do have something going on that you want to share, just maybe mention it as well. Eh, got a new job but other than that, not much - you?",99% of people expect nothing much as a reply. +Evan Turner & Ed Davis went to the dentist together.,I have Evan Turner on myteam and he is dope +I can't remember my birthday....,Username checks out +PCMR animated wallpaper,you miss the part where he puts his clothes on the bed while gaming and on the chair when sleeping. +"Why does everybody think I'm an undercover cop? It's really starting to annoy me that for some reason everyone I buy drugs from seems to think I'm an undercover cop. Even if I'm buying cigarettes or alcohol (which I am of legal age to do so) the clerks always scrutinize my ID, and straight up ask me if I'm an undercover cop. Where I used to live I had a couple of good friends I'd known since middle school who could hook me up with whatever I wanted, but now I'm living halfway across the country and can't even fucking buy weed because everybody seems to think I'm an undercover cop. I really have no idea why people think I'm a bloody cop? Any advice on how to uppear less cop like?",Try not looking like such a fucking narc +Who should be #3 then? Louisville? Wisconsin? West Virginia? Western Michigan?,I mean if we're being completely irrational give us that spot since we beat both Penn State and Clemson. +That's why it has acog superpowers. It was balanced that way.,But ACOG on the M40A3 is for noobs +"lol, the GOP has lost its god damned mind.","Yeah, but this guy is white..." +I was not amused when i jumped down the elevator vault of the wardens and pressed my goblin glider hotkey and just fell to my death... bkizzard pay my repair bill plz,Just use a bonus roll and you'll get all the gold you need for repairs. +You *have* to love the random interactions that crop up in these discussions eh? lol.,"Just thinking that with a gateway, I could crash a billion dollar industry." +When the Mugshot matches the Crime,Dude looks like a real life caricature. +"...then just impeach trump! Day 1, bam.","They would need to impeach him before he does any immediate damage, which is unlikely to happen because Inauguration Day is a federal holiday" +None of you all seemed to mind it that much until a candidate you didn't like won.,"So, since 16 years ago?" +It's a quote you dip.,o no my woosh +I JUST GOT ANKHA IN A PACK LAST NIGHT AND I JUST ASKED HER TO MOVE IN TODAY!!! they say she'll move in soon but idk how soon that is. a couple days?,My villager's plot was placed the next day :) +Inside each of them they have a spooky skeleton,thank mr skkkeltal +Upgrade from iPhone 6 to 7?,Worth is subjective. +Opposition has to play government again,"Labor could easily be the government, all they have to do is call for the opposite of what they want, and the LNP will introduce what they really want because it goes against Labor." +"The TPP is horrible deal. It is a deal that is going to lead to nothing but trouble. It's a deal that was designed for China to come in, as they always do, through the back door and totally take advantage of everyone. It's 5,600 pages long, so complex that nobody's read it. This is one of the worst trade deals. And I would, yes, rather not have it. We're losing now over $500 billion in terms of imbalance with China, $75 billion a year imbalance with Japan.",So he unconditionally supports it? +its a crap shoot- Cornfed No its not at all actually,THIS IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF A CRAP SHOOT +Small plane flying through the setting sun at 160fps,Got a report that the video is private. +US finalises 'quiet cars' rules to prevent injuries,Automakers should respond by making the sound really fucking annoying... and inaudible from inside the car. +"In most US states you can be fired, explicitly, just because you are LGBT. Is that somehow not an economic issue?","You don't understand, it should be all about **MY** economic anxiety, not **THOSE OTHER** peoples." +Lebron has a hard enough time with 3's,Ayy dont undermine Lebrons occasional fuck you 3s. +HE'S MY PRESIDENT Found in front of Trump Tower today.,you ain't fooling nobody we all know that he's a russian kkk member in a blackface +They have to go through me to get to you- They got some badasses over there.,imma gonna use my play doh set to protect you my lil princess +REF BALL!!!,SO MUCH FUN! +I know that... what's that from??,full metal jacket (1987) +"My sister: Eh, it's not *too* good",filthy casual +What does the data requirements of the sensors have to do with the headset?,"Sorry, I get confused easily." +Team Tactical,yes but not the 3v3 cod4 version +"Thanks , I'll look into Eobinson and eagle flight, hopefully I pick the right one! Ace combat?","Yeah man, fighter jets." +I wouldn't call 3 magazines of Rocklets 'quickly'.,"1 might not be able to do it quick, so bring 3 LAs... you can continually drop 5 from a Valk, or 11 from a Gal..." +"Yea thats the plan, and maybe a final poster for Spaceland.",WOO :D +I think this has more to do with getting Sanford and Connely more ice time. Get them play time early in the season so you know what you are working with down the stretch.,Don't you come in here with your logic! +I can sympathize. I've had RA for at least 15 years. 90% controlled with Humira.,Does it make your hair fall out like methotrexate? +"I'm in full agreement. Browne was likely the better QB last season, if not before.",Would you have been happy if Sark decided to start Browne instead of Kessler last season? +"A Car Pack for GTA 5 with 200 Vehicles, 85 are tunable. In-game car names are renamed to realistic ones too.",Nice! +"Worst RNG moments besides gatcha. Ok so taday while I was doing the hunting challenge, I felt like the entire game was against me. First turn my support (I was relatively underleveled) hot Triple critted from the beserkers and died. Second turn my team got triple critted AGAIN and one of my other servant died. Got a 90%/90%/80% crit chance on a rider. Not one single crit. So yeah. All this in just one battle makes me think todays luck for me must be a new rank below E","I like how the enemy can just choose that one attack that will always crit, yet we have to rely on stars." +Even if the car is directly hit by lightning the passenger will still survive,"True, they sit in an faraday cage, the safest place to be struck by lightning" +Better hope they do not have laws allowing anchor babies when it goes south.,"No we don't, even if you are born here and like 30 years in Germany but never got your citizenship, you still can be thrown out." +Visiting my family for the holidays means I finally get to meet the new addition to my sister' family.,There seems to be quite a crowd in the house +"NASCAR Seasons: 2001 Discussion Thread I don't know if a thread is being done, but in the event there isnt, here you go. Feel free to live-post and relive all the memories, or even post now. 2001 was the first year I watched every race, so I'm glad they are doing this. But shit, it makes me feel old.",Imagine the shitfit this sub would have had if it existed for the 2001 Winston +"Well, maybe because not everybody is atheist.",Well not everyone is female so I don't get why no one is complaining about r/twoXchromosomes +A car.,Pretty sure a plane is more dangerous. +"Other anime with the same nakama ideals as Hunter x Hunter, Naruto and One Piece? I can really relate to that knucklehead that does what he wants, and everyone follows him because he always does exactly whats right. Then he overcomes the world with the power and friends he aquires along the way. Any suggestions? I've just exhausted Hunter x Hunter, Naruto Shippuden, and One Pace (onepace.net), and hunger for more. What should I watch next?",{Food Wars} {Dragonball} These shows both have that type of MC. +"Dude nobody was diminishing the destructive and devastating power of tornadoes by trying to explain the science behind them with simple graphics, holy hell",Did you just assume his zephyr +"Gambit officially off of G2, Kro cites as conflict w/ players + org","I'm a bit out of the loop, what's the whole situation with G2?" +"Where the hell was Bennett today? (again) In the last 3 games without Gronk, including the Jets, 49ers and Rams games, Bennett has a combined 6 receptions for 40 yards. He had 2 receptions for 4 yards today. Is he simply not getting open?",He's mostly blocking and his snap count is limited so he can heal up a bit. +"not accurate at all lol, m2k and idubbz look relatively young whereas Woox looks old AF",M2k is half bald though +"Hipmunk - 35SB Head on Swagbucks and type hipmunk in the search field. View the offer called The Fastest, Easiest Way to Plan Travel for FREE. Put any city and state into the search box, hit enter, finished. Credits instantly.",Thanks but this hasn't worked for me in a couple months no matter what I do. +Can someone please tel me why fair catch?,Because bad decisions +Smh fam bruh you just can't relate,"Fr fr, too lit for me bruh" +"That's his point, he can't not accept it despite him seeing it as a risk.",Well then he should be like Ryan Giggs and keep getting four day injuries whenever one of these games comes up. +The other kind of Stand also works.,How many d20s can you roll within the frozen time? +Ban this faggot regardless.,sounds like someone didn't buy TSLA +"The reason for it that people who have access to your account also have access to the payment options on your account. If they did what you wanted them to, the person you sell your console to can steal from you.","More so than that, op could scam the buyer by license transfer" +"My opinion going forward Okay guys so from what iv seen, everything is cosmetic which is what we wanted! Stupid camos ain't a deal breaker for me, I'm not happy that you can run around with melee weapons that has basically ruined shipment in my eyes! But hopefully this is it for the new content now","Agree with the shipment statement, but a beer bottle in a war is particularly ridiculous." +Such a random person to attack,Her instagram had some political posts on it. +That point of the semester,relatable +Matthews admits goal drought is frustrating,This is a big change from the brave face he was putting on and saying naw it's no big deal I don't really care if I score +"How bout chivas semen? LAFC, should have swallowed.","Man, this is going to be a fun rivalry.." +I never thought Brampton would end up on here LOL,"Brampton, Toronto and Mississauga have been top links on PF a couple times in the past year actually." +"Not exactly my dream car, but something I've thought of buying for more than a decade now: A Dodge Ram SRT10 (with the short cab and manual transmission). I've really wanted a pickup truck for several years now and the SRT10 seems like it would be a lot of fun. My only experience was a ~5 minute test drive back in '07.",I have one (4 door and auto) and it's pretty cool haha and the gas mileage is GREAT +"Low damage doesn't really matter when you have good concealment on the torps. IJN DDs really have to struggle to land even one, so the damage difference doesn't really matter.","Which is WG's objective, balanced expected damage." +"That's what I mean, a women coming up to me like yeah I have a fetus in me is not a turn on.",But you are getting pussy and a blowjob at the same time! +"Without naming the movie, what's the one quote that you repeat it again and again?",Fool of a Took! +Or she just finds it funny because it is?,"Don't be silly, hot girls can't have a sense of humour" +Just don't understand how you can win the head to head and the conference championship yet still be left out,Have more losses one of them being 39 pt blowout the other being to pitt +I seek strong opponents,***upvotes because sushi*** Sushi memes are healthy +Not Zooms. Those are regulars.,"Ah, true" +"As someone who grew up in Vermont and now lives in Minnesota, I'm rooting for Howard Dean to be DNC chair. I would much rather have Dean bring back the strategies that allowed Democrats to take the House in 2006, and the Senate and Presidency in 2008. Meanwhile, I think Ellison makes a great face for the Democratic party, and he should be prepping for a 2020 Presidential run.",Yay for the establishment and big pharma! +How do you forget to trim one nail?,You do lots of coke? +Could you all either stop preordering or stop complaining?,"If I don't pre-order, they'll run out of copies!" +"Lol if the note 8 or whatever comes out to replace it has no headphone jack. S8 already rumored to drop it. I think it will take another year to them to drop it, but it will die soon.","Nah, the Note series, at least in name, is done." +Oh and you should check puscifer's facebook post too for the sake of completeness ;),"I did, wasn't disappointed, well I was but only in humanity." +I was doing some research for an article on Jose Quintana and discovered this,Bro he probably stalked you on fb to get that pic +I would suspect part of it is due to white being the default.,same. +That was pretty good until his tragic mistake at the end. Now he just goes around telling other force users how he used to be a sith lord until he took a lightsaber to the armpit.,Still a better story than an arrow to the knee. +Singsing twitch banned?,Did he go masturbate on stream. +PSA Guild contributions appear to be bugged again the bug where the bonus ones are counting for more than the 15k/5k is back.,But we haven't even had the maintenance yet! +Or do it slow and steady and do both.,I like it slow and steady. +Jeez could you be any more full of yourself?????,Yeah dude you're so piebald. +I never knew how easy it was for any idiot to get rich in real estate.,Because real estate is rocket science. diff --git a/chunk94.csv b/chunk94.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..53d937591f45bcaceb1c250a0c128d4474828e36 --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk94.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1668 @@ +Input,Output +wouldn't sudo tee be better?,"That should work, I'm not terribly familiar with the tee command however." +Pony tails,#NAME? +jesus fucking christ stop trying to make Joe Hart look like if he was the best keeper in the world. Bravo playing badly doesn't change a thing,"Hart in not a world beater, but he was much better than Bravo when he was at City" +"That's a damn good point, and a good incentive to improve our recycling situation.",Beat admin to get this going +Braaavoo!,Falaaaa :) +Why should that matter anyways? It's high school; it's not like the kids get to decide where they want to enroll. They are enrolled in the school based on the zone they live in.,They get to pick in my city. +If anything Seaborn will run for president and Charlie will be his COS. So I am more of a Sam Seaborn / Zoe Bartlett ticket,I'm not sure if I'm comfortable in a world where the CoS has detailed information on the VP's hergina. +keep telling yourself that,How extensive is your first hand experience of England? +not really that rare since they were in a chest event some time ago. plenty of people got Daggers like these,#DirksForDays +He's a snorg sniffer. Ya dumbo,It is said +Because socialism works so well.,"Yeah, just look at the disaster that is the Nordic countries" +"To be fair, we've been shit on as fans for the last 13 years. Don't act like Broncos and Chiefs fans haven't been talking shit when we were down. One thing that's certain is the AFC West is the best division on the league again and we're going to have some epic clobberfests.","Well that's why I said that I understand it, but of course I can't like it cuz of my flair." +"You can take his license away, but I can guarantee, anyone willing to do 140+ on Oak St isn't going to care much about that.","yup, the audi was most likely the winter beater anyway and a couple of couch cushion flips at the mansion should produce a couple million he can buy his license back with." +Thanks for this!,its an AMAZING doc - one of my friends was huge into the ancient aliens thing when that was popular on TV and after watching this 3 hours he pretty much dropped it and started being ultra suspicious of everything on History Channel. +Scorch Trap,"My favorite thing to do is stick them to the top of evac ships, and then stand under them with the flame shield." +Doesn't drop in. Breaks ankle.,r/holdmyfries +USA Presidents: Who is Better for the Stock Market?,Yea im sure the outliars in 2008 and 1929 had nothing to do with the results. +I think you misread what I wrote. Remanding those spells is pretty good in-fact.,"yeah, this is reddit, i only read the first sentence of anything and instantly know everything about the post" +What an ignorant statement.,"You're right, it's ignorant, it's probably something else completely unrelated that happened about a week ago that is empowering these people :)" +"(Terry tibbs, love it lol) yeah some of the girls are trashy, that's why they're so popular haha","True, who doesn't love a trashy brit bird ;) haha" +This smartwatch powered by your body heat never needs charging,But what if you die and your body gets cold? +Bernie Sanders: our job is to oppose Trump's bigotry vigorously,"Yeah, lets vote on it Bernie." +No Man Sky Designer leaves Hello Games to work on Star Citizen,"well, that was a nice and pleasant read" +"What if after you die you wake up holding a bong surrounded by aliens, and they ask you if you felt it?",You stole this from r/writingprompts +Are the Trumpsters going to start chanting lock him up now?,Are Clinton supporters going to start chanting forget about the damn emails now? +Can't wait to get up to 60-80% off!,60* +Good fortune. Usually said in the same vein as congratulations!,But if you're one of the cool Jews you just say Mozzels +"Guys I am so sorry for this guy's behavior. The mods at r/cowboys have already warned everyone of being banned for trolling on other subs. Vikings played one hell of a game. There were shit calls on both teams, the refs were awful, and most importantly you guys should be fucking proud of your team. Keep your heads up guys and beat the packers I fucking hate those guys.",yous a good guy +"Guys, I don't sweat or have any BO, but my skin absorbs any fragrance I put on it. What can I do to smell good instead of smell like nothing?",Kylar Stern? +what are these emotional outbursts a symptom of? these are common for him and must be linked to some type of mental illness or disability,It's called whiny bitch-itus +The ONLY thing a console is good for,"Yeah, it's so good typing using the controller." +"I've never had them try to escape, probably because I turn them into hats before they can try if they aren't recruiting.","I don't usually struggle for materials for hats so that's not something I generally do, but they can either be recruited or rot." +75 degrees Celsius isn't that bad for a CPU.,It's kind of too much for an i5 4460 with a Hyper 212X slapped on it. +"What is the nuttier conspiracy theory, flat earth or reptilians running the world?","Flat Earth isn't a conspiracy theory, it's a fact." +khabib Nurmagomedov's DM to Conor McGregor,Who dis? +TIL KFM is broken.,Every class is broken except mine. +Army veteran shows how to properly knife fight,Supposing he's got a pointed stick? +Who is the most under appreciated player on your team this year? I say it's Dmitri Flowers or Stephen Parker for the Sooners.,Probably Lamar Jackson +Wtf? How do teams get so many home games in a row?,"We also get a bunch of road games in a row, you know." +"Can I Cancel my preorder? Hello, I was wondering if the preorder for this game could be cancelled after the beta. Don't get me wrong, it looks cool, but I won't be sure I want the game until I play it myself, and it defeats the point if the preorder can't be cancelled. Thanks for your help.",I had read something that said you won't be able to refund once you've used the beta codes received from pre-ordering. +does a crown on scope add atleast 5 keys to a medusa?,"I would say even more, like 8-10k" +"i mean they did, like soviet union did.","Sure, Hitler was just like Gorbachev." +"Chubby 8 year old me, sunburnt with a strained smile while I was forced into a weird victorian photoshoot.",strained forced Don't act like you didn't feel like a beautiful princess. +Magical Thinking on Steroids,If they don't know the difference between affected and effected how is anyone going to take them seriously? +"Yeah, but not in the PG-13 blockbuster safe for all ages style of the other Marvel movies. Of course, it isn't R rated stuff but much more engaging and exciting than the Marvel movies.",They are absolutely R-rated material. +Juggernaut How bad do I have to be at the game before I can start using it?,About the same level at which you unlock it.... using a perk doesn't depend on skill level +"Not really walking things back, since I don't think their goal was ever to have E-coli in their food... Kind of silly that people are avoiding it anyway. Who's going to have safer food than a company that just had a ton of negative publicity dumped on them for having unsafe food?",Except that it happened twice in rapid succession. +Found Ditto!,Solid Gyrados name! +"Formal readout of Trump/Putin call. Trump told Putin he looks forward to strong, enduring relationship with Russia.","Gee, I'd HATE to have a good working relationship with one of the few other world super powers." +Too bad :'( That was a good improvement,Following the Pokemon tradition of two steps forward one step back haha +"I like how Sundays and summer are summarily off the table because reasons, yet the 8 hours a day for sleep, 1 hour for fooling around, 2 hours for eating, 1 hour for socializing, every holiday, and 3 sick days somehow do not overlap with either of those, or each other. I have no time to study, discounting all of the time I have to study. Checkmate, professor.",GOD TOLD US THAT WE MUST REST ON SUNDAYS. +Amachete Tool (alternative to Jungle Scout) is scam - Stay Away,what the deal with their website? +Splyce cut Davey and Machinegun,Splyce to add Daps and Adren within the next weeks +Lying liberal media ignores Dr. Carson is a DOCTOR.,Uh oh MSM lying to us again... +you should really try it though.,"Yeah, not everyone can just have sex whenever they want.." +Time to quit smoking,I wouldn't take Beaker for a smoker. +"I fucking hate weebs, but if you're saying they should kill themselves I might have to rethink my position. I've never seen anime myself. Anyone got some entry level suggestions?",Have you tried ending your life? +"TIL the Hollywood Walk of Fame star for Muhammad Ali is the only one that's placed on a wall and not the ground, because Ali did not want the name of Muhammad to be stepped on","Step on a crack, break your mothers back kind of logic?" +What is something you are a 100% sure is true even though there is no research about it ?,That having more guns in Chicago would make gun violence go down. +"Daniel is coming up on assits (5 to go), pray that he doesn't get that when his mov is out or your going to miss out on the ms card. Henrik is due for 1000 points (982 atm) and games played (1186 atm). Far stretch but possibly assists this year at 800 (755 atm), that's really pushing it though and the Nucks are not fantastic this year.","He only has 2 games before his MOV is out of packs, doubtful he'll pull 5 assists before then." +Get an SSD.,What's that? +Serious question from someone who's not all that religious,"The dinosaurs were super sinful, or Satan just made the fake bones, not sure which." +How do you know if she is the one?,She can afford the dowry...... +"Violent to CGI people, yes.",CGI Lives Matter +"The glossy version of the exact same book will come out next year, with 1 bonus picture of the original book inside",Apple recommends that you need a case though or it will get scratched. +Or another job to 'supplement',And that counts as two jobs created for the stats. +pretty stupid and pointless imo,Well no one asked for it soooo +"If we lose this one, the season is dead and buried. If we win it convincingly, I think we still have an outside shot at a wild card berth.",That was the situation last year when we played the Rams too. +Who's been the best player on your team this season?,McDavid. +One of the nuttiest 1v4s I've witnessed in-game,One of the most above average 4 1v1's I've ever seen! +People are butt hurt because they can't afford this book.,"Yup, that's the reason." +awesome I'll look that up tonight!,You don't gotta look her up he put the link right there +to be fair in most cool directors' filmographies you'll always find one of those movies,Yeah its too bad this one basically put him on a ten year hiatus. +"Since Darwin vs Ketchum was finally made, what is the next most wanted battle? Darwin vs. Ketchum, to me, came off as the most requested battle of all time. Since it's finally done, is there any other combination seen as now the most requested? I'd personally The Flash vs Usain Bolt, since it makes a lot of sense, but maybe there's others! Discuss!",PewDiePie vs Tobuscus +BOOM: Trey Gowdy Jason Chaffetz Tag-Team on Secret Service Director,Videos of Gowdy and Chaffetz dismantling arguments are my favorite. +"Today is R U OK day here in Australia. So, hi. Are you OK?",Are you serious? +Kuwait is definitely a terrorist sponsoring state. Others have to fall in line with rethoric of more influential gulf states in order to get funding for various endeavours or reciprocal political backing.,"Yeah, because there's no way Iran is actually supporting terrorism" +Alt-F4 is my quit button.,This isn't working for PS4 +"LPT: Love yourself before you try to love someone else. Seriously, if you're not happy with yourself how can you expect someone else to be? Strive to be a better person than you were yesterday! You can do it!",The smell on your hands works as an attractor due to pheromones.... +I don't think Malaysia has CPS,rip +brakes,"No.... breaks, like arm fractures... You know, pump the air cast on them?" +Walnut and oak coffeetable,Needs pipe legs. +TyLoo's captainMo: 'Us and C9 are not on the same level...we still have some distance from the Tier 1 teams',C9 tier one LUL ^^^ +I just did it today. No probs. Apple pay (and other phone tappin' shyte) is the way people want to pay. Companies who don't support it are trying to ruin our lives.,That escalated rather quickly +Hillary voters outraged about the sanctity of an election are about the same to me as Peta protestors who work at KFC.,Because we totally have a choice of wether or not to use the electoral college +"When you block someone, that you disagree with, on social media - you not only reinforce your own echo chamber - but you also reinforce theirs.",BLOCKED +yeah but that doesn't count.,I really hope you dropped this. +Yea this channel isn't funny or very original.,Oh don't be so salty +"Nah, the *helmet* is fire resistant, but it doesn't make the wearer so.",Shit that makes a lot of sense actually +"-he has a violent record -he was illegally carrying a lethal weapon, a criminal act which lead to the death of a child -he showed absolutely no remorse, called the kid a piece of trash after just shooting him dead All aggrevating factors that speak to his violent, selfish and intollerant nature. Regardless of how threatened he claims to have felt, the kid was unarmed, and also 15 years old. I reeeallllyyy doubt he needed a gun to defend himself. These are all things a judge and jury cannot ignore.","Yea, but the old guy is white and in fear for his life, so there!" +I think they are also shitting themselves because they now have to go through heavy security screening to get into the building or just walk within blocks of it.,"Yea, now they can't bring their weed or coke home." +"Not to mention his love of the USSR, support for breadlines, rape essays, socialism. So the narrative would go. All those things can be reasoned away by a lot of people, but you're dealing with Americans here.","Yea, but Bernie's up 35 points, if Trump doesn't attack Bernie at all during the whole election!" +Milquetoast* And no. I don't think you can count on one hand 5 Republicans who could beat her. The demographics of the country strongly favor Democrats in a national election. You didn't say Rubio who I think was 3rd above Kasich. Chris Christie made him look like a fool,"Yea, but milktoast." +with damage reflection. I did not properly worded it. something like *25 damage for every basic attack* small ms boost or slow on tank items to at least let them engage and dissengage. but yes I can see your point. before the update I promoted %armor pen and %hp damage items as a solution. now damage is extremely out of control so counters are needed.,"I agree that damage does need to either be lowered or defense and health need to be raised, but bringing back tank meta will ruin the game so they need to be careful" +i feel like im supposed to be detecting sarcasm.,Figured it was obvious enough it didn't require the +I'll buy whatever Gibson it is for $100 now if you're willin..,pm me in 60 years +Is this what it feels like to be Venezuelan?,"Why, are you out of toilet paper?" +This Pokestop is 2spooky4me,Much spooky +Have you ever been to Birmingham?,Brums alright. +That is what is going to happen. The loans will go back to the big banks.,"Yes, but at least Hillary isn't President!" +"Blocked at work, can anyone copypaste it?",Wait so a not-so-known game website is blocked but not a really well known website known for dank memes at your workplace? +"Ok, so who is the racist here? This is very confusing.",Obviously the white guy. +"If we lose in the playoffs while Tony remains on the bench all season, I will be furious.",Yeah because romo has been so stellar in the playoffs throughout his career. +I meant planned parenthood.,"No, they're just as monstrous as the Aztecs." +Warm Chorizo and Potato Salad,Salad Looks tasty +JUSTICE GUN MORPHING!,"It's judgment, you pleb" +In a long time isn't within one year,"Then knock yourself out, Captain Semantics." +"Spetnaz in a city/village, best way to counter them? (land units)","move some armored fire support vehicles like the CEV or Zippo like 1k away push up shitty infantry to the suspected spergnatz location when the spergnatz fire on the infantry, they'll reveal themselves, only to be promptly evaporated by your vehicles" +How do they mess this kind of stuff up...,By putting a 1 where a 0 should be +"Hey edge lord fuck nut, how about you go live in africa, where the police don't exist eh? You'd fit right in.",but they wuz kangz n sheeeit +Penske's new colours for Pye's farewell and last outing for rolling sponsorship model,"Love the colour scheme, would prefer without so much white though." +"So when you stab something to kill it, it just looks like the sandshark peed?",new metal band name: Pissing Blood +"If clinton had won, he would have done what he can to hold her accountable to her election promises. Now that Trump won, he's already on record stating if he starts using racism and bigotry to devide the nation, We will be his worst nightmare.",I can't tell if you think that is good or bad. +How do these pros get the second type of kills? you cant even see him in the smoke lol,I really think Get_Right saw him when he came out of popdog +No GDT? No problem! Hurricanes vs Sabres (Kraft Hockeyville) edition. 7:00pm est NBCSN Not official in any way.,This reminds me of the view I used to have when I ran the game clock +Hahaha wtf was the ref doing in the crease,I think the linesmen got lost +"Tiny seal pup happily poses for an adorable icy photoshoot - and even waves hello in Lake Baikal, Russia",He's fist pumping and ready for the club! +"I miss the midrange shaman meta already At least you had to think while playing midrange shaman, face warrior is even worse than fucking undertaker hunter.",Holy shit I knew it was coming but I didn't think it was going to happen three days in. +Taint,BZ TAINT +They can give that penalty shot to anyone right? If anyone has seen Frans Nielsen in a shootout they should have given it to him.,I *think* it might be anyone on the ice at the time of the penalty +Can the USA continue to call itself a democracy when the presidential candidate who polled the most votes did not get elected?,The USA is a republic. +"I used to love reggae. Bob Marley, Peter Tosh, Eek-a-mouse, Burning Spear, Black Uhuru, etc. Now I can't even listen to anything modern from Jamaica. No inspiration lyrics, no innovative beats. It all just seems like stale club music.","It's a shame, really, Reggae is so good." +"Eh, more like Jamie Benn decided to pass to the one guy who has 3 Devils on him because he really, really likes to watch turnovers",Take the L bruh +CRISPR gene-editing tested in a person for the first time,Get ready to see some naturally blonde chinese. +"Many years ago I was at the Velvet Underground with some out of town friends when something similar happened. Guy offered to buy my friend a drink, she said okay, I saw him at the bar slipping something into her drink so I told her not to touch it and brought it up to security. They asked me to point out who it was, and when I did, they told me I was lying. Their reason was because he was apparently a firefighter and friend of the bar and would never do such a thing. Then they proceeded to threaten me with violence (6'+ bouncer with his fists raised to a 5'7 girl, yep), called me a bitch and kicked my friends and I out of the bar.",/R/thathappened/ +The Actual Difference Between Mike Trout and Mookie Betts,"Yeah, but can Trout bowl a perfect game?" +"Big Brother US18 - Episode Discussion - September 07 2016 It's Wednesday night which usually means Power of Veto time. What the competition was, who won and how the veto was played will all likely be covered. If there's a replacement nominee, we'll likely see who it is. What do you think will happen?",James can get a job as a bus mechanic when he gets out of the house. +Say hi to your new sister subreddit: r/Woooosh!,"Another sub for me to feel better than others, yay!" +Who according to you acts well?,Sallu bhai in Sultan +How is this not a bigger deal? Russia interferes and the guy who gets elected buddies up to them.,Because ~emails~. +"Mf Doom isn't as good as you actually believe. Heres Why. I think mfdoom is overrated. His beats are so basic, the samples he uses are way too long and old, and most of all his lyrics are as deep as a kiddy pool you can buy at walmart.",Oh noooooo u ruined him for mee noooooooooo +This is one of those places where Corbyn 'rallied thousands' recently Proof if any was needed that this means fuck all when it comes to actual votes and elections,Was an anti-Corbyn Labour candidate... but don't let facts get in the way of Corbyn bashing... +"Yeah no shit, because they are, you know, illegal immigrants",He said the i-word! +This is the first NYTimes article about Trump where the words racist and white nationalist were not used. I guess they consider climate denier a more devastating insult.,Well duh... as a climate denier you literally want to Hitler the earth. +"Yes. Just because a show sets the rules of its own universe, doesn't mean unrelated things get a pass. Now you could argue it's in character for Daryl to know Morse Code (I don't watch the show), but the fact that zombies exist does not change whether or not his character would know Morse (other than issues like him learning it during an apocalypse).",Are you really arguing over the walking dead? +"Seems odd to run for president and simultaneously sell your blueprint for America which outlines your policies. You would think a candidate would want to give access to their policies to everybody for free, not make them pay to see the platform you're running on...","Well to be fair, a lot of corporations paid to write the book, so the public should have to pay to read it." +I'm imagining that as Farzen taunting Selena though... kekeke,Farzen telling her to be *Near*zen +"hey I know, I'll use some IP addresses that aren't assigned to me, because I'm *clever*. That'll be great! PS: Herp Derp.",As long as it's a DOD range it'll be fine... +"If you're going to post a headline calling a group of people idiots, make sure you don't have a typo in it?","Yup, I can't edit the title though lol.." +Grandmother sues KFC for $26m over bucket of chicken,"She suffered $20,000,000 of damages... from a (not completely filled) bucket of chicken?" +The Genesis Marines/Chapter (I forget the name),I think they are mostly refered to as their bitches anyway +TIL Ludicolo and Lombre have a custom battle theme when played against each other,I cant tell if this is real but upvote. +Average temperature on the surface of the planets,Isnt God great that He made this planet in that perfect comfort zone? +#NAME?,"well, melee got Multistrike.. right around the time casters got spell echo.." +He has trouble keeping his mouth shut,And his son's! +Favorite line in Mahou Shoujo of the End.,Is this series still on going? +Xbox also posted every controller made (pretty much?),Should've included all 8 million design lab controllers +Drifting on a crowded highway,"WOW, that sure is a crowded highway." +"Oh god I'm not drunk enough for this. So, strategy Grizz fans? I'll start watching, but if one of them dudes hits a three in the first minute I'm out.",You have to watch until draymond kicks someone so you can be mad online with everyone else +"Hi guys, it's me again. I posted yesterday the strawpoll about your age (link in comments). It's been 24 hours, and here are the results so far.",Wooo 9%! +"If you are a death row inmate, what will be your last meal?","Cereal, as long as I keep adding milk, the meal will never be over" +Greenhouse effect taking the greatest known steroids in the universe. The CO2 atmosphere just traps so much of the heat,"THERE IS NO GLOBAL WARMING, CO2 DOESN'T AFFECT CLIMATE, stop spreading lies of the Chinese government!" +"There are state polls and the national polls. State polls predict states. Several were off, but may have been within the margin of error.","Considering 5 counties decided the election, theres a solid chance they were." +"Relating this back to books, one can ironically take a look at the underlying theme of Nate Silvers' book *The Signal and the Noise* and see that the invention of the internet and the exponential increase in access to information hasn't so much created a truth vacuum as it has provided so much noise the truth is more difficult to locate without proper tools and diligence.",what a brilliant thought from nate silver +"If he were to do something illegal, probably. Otherwise, no.",So you're telling me we can't just impeach someone because the internet doesn't like them? +"If the conciet of the right is that it has harbored toxic masculinity, the conciet of the left could be said to be it's nurturing of toxic femininity. Funny how nobody ever talks about toxic femininity.","Duh, because that's misogyny!" +The two fights in Nisemonogatari were really awesome and exciting to watch.,_There were fights in Nisemonogatari?_ +"Math, how does it work? Well, maybe OP is reposting something from two years ago.","Well, maybe we are just a repost from sometime ago..." +"To those living in the North West, Holy fuck is this a storm. just had to run out into the garden to throw the chickens into their hut, and I come back absolutely drenched with my ears ringing slightly from a nearby lighting strike.",We'll send some Jellied Eels up to tide you over +"Mission to Mars. It's a bit like Contact, but on Mars. I enjoyed it more than Red Planet. Both released around the same time, I think.",Thanks for the suggestions! +Depends on the state but most I believe have laws that you need a purpose to carry the knife and it can't be as a defensive weapon. So something like going fishing.,I see you've played Knife-y Spoon-y before! +Yes. Xbox One just got a 10.10 GB update.,It's like he wasn't even listening. +That's why locking the bathroom door was against the rules in my mission.,Having bathroom doors was against the rules in my (state-side) mission. +how the hell is JV gonna keep up with horford,Spoiler: he's not. +I'm referring to Loki not Thor.,I'm... not sure Loki would really care for that kind of thing... Not with a lowly human anyway. +The beauty of Mafia III on a UW monitor,Clear console port with clear 0 regard for the PC. +"Well, it was all recorded. I have a lawyer and haven't had court. We'll see. I have a very good lawyer. I'm not worried. Also I was driving to the red roof relight beside the Walmart. It's literally like .3 miles away from roo","Great, you can get off on your DUI charge to DUI another day." +UK unemployment falls to 1.6m (4.8%) - BBC News,All that stuff about migrants taking jobs clearly true then +Hitkidd What it do mane! Say whatever's on your mind!,Your snapchat story is lit Besides nexus what are your favorite synth plugins? +Why are they clapping? Those are idiots waiting in line hours to get garbage electronics.,Honestly the clapping is pretty cringey +The remaining six maps will arrive sometime in December. No word on the original DLC maps from CoD4. They also promised a surprise in December as well. The community's bets are on Winter Crash.,My bets on it being released separate for Christmas +"Lebron in coast mode is average 24 points, 9 boards, 10 dimes. It isn't even fair.",Yeah hea coasting thats why he's played 37 mins a game +Is anyone familiar with qt?,Hell yeah +Jason Coles: UFC is calling several current 155's and 170's to be a part of TUF. Don't answer that call. If you say no its likely you're on thin ice,Paging Neil Magny +They wouldn't sell them if they would make you money. Why give away free income?,Very good. +"To be honest, I love watching people get tilted from wobbling. Dizz kept his composure in the face of legitimate disrespect (incredibly unsportsmanlike disrespect, in my opinion) and n0ne didn't. Good shit to Dizz.",Yeah I love seeing people in discomfort and aggravation too m'lady :) +"Heres an idea: Remove Graffiti Drops and allow us to spray just like in previous valve games. Looking at the FP for this subreddit is amazing, I expected everyone to be in uproar over a feature that's been in MULTIPLE Valve games FOR FREE, instead I'm seeing people trying to negotiate there way out of it and are saying how Graffiti drops should have limited use while bought ones should be free... What the fuck happened to the community where it's gotten to the point where instead of us being the ones in control or calling Valve out on there bullshit, to begging and pleading not to get fucked in the ass a LITTLE BIT LESS?! This is ridiculous and a bad sign of the future. WE NEED to get our heads straight and realize that this shit shouldn't stand when it's free in SO MANY OTHER GAMES. (And also other Valve games no less.)","Here's an idea, no one cares." +Boo looks REALLY satisfied at having found a home. It's like when people roll in the cash when they win the lottery. :),"Between her vet visit, shots, and acclimation to a new home, she has been happily purring and sleeping for 24 hours now :)" +What sub makes you lose your faith in humanity?,The Oven-Roasted Chicken footlong at Subway. +(c)rap and po(o)p mirite? your enlightened music tastes are so far above the shit plebs consume it inspires me.,Right on dude! +Excellent game between Daigo and Majorboy (Double KO and clut,I hear constantly that dash cancels are -1000000 and I feel like an idiot when it works against me but now watching daigo I feel like it's better than players give it credit +"This is big for Canada. Instead of struggling to cross the us-mexico border illegally, Mexicans can go to Canada with no hassles, no bribes, no smugglers, no ransoms, no trafficking. Just get a legal plane ticket, and in 24 hrs they can have a better life in Canada. With the glut of cheap labor, Canada's economy is going to go through the roof. The drop in the cost of produce and construction alone will drive up the standard of living.","Yes, we need even more unemployabled low skill immigrats on welfare" +Anyone ever seen a G cup in real life?,"No, but my GF has H-cups." +"Here, you'll need this riot gear. *Brace for impact from Blizzard fanboys.*",Too late. +I see a coat hangar.,Plan C +"I really hate that these scumbags appropriate lyrics/whatever from hip hop artists that would absolutely shun them. Everything they do and believe in is the complete opposite of being based. Lil B would not fuck with any of these racist, shitty dweebs.","they fucked up the meter, too many syllables" +Our POTUS thinks vaccines cause autism...,"Soooo glad we didn't vote for Jill Stein, am I right?" +Did u win!!,"Nah, did you?" +"After Trump Win, GOP Urges FCC's Wheeler to Stop Trying",They want him to stop so they won't have to look bad while they roll back consumer and internet friendly regulations that people like. +Boom. And warren just endorsed Ellison.,We did it Reddit! +"Some haryanvi just waltzes in there without any care. And when you try talking, things get out of hand really fast and the next thing you know there are punches being thrown around, they don't care.",can confirm source: I am haryanvi +Almost like Phreak is total shit at the game lol.,Riot Boosted MMR. +My only problem with this is that you make the inventory numbers for those tomatoes or whatever wrong. Which creates problems for the people that run the produce section. I know it's sticking it to the customer but lord I used to struggle fixing those tomatoe numbers.,"it actually helps balance out all the heirloom tomatoes that people ring up as the cheaper ones through the self checkout, so it really makes your life easier" +The only logical choices for meeting yourself are either fight or fuck.,ah man fighting my clone would be fucking awesome +"Do they have good online services for transferring funds from one account to another? For example, the funds from your salary account can easily be transferred to your own savings account? Thanks!","yes, you can do this through their website or though their mobile app." +The dude was 3 years old when the Nazis took power.,That's just how evil he is +Tear It Down: Why Every Person at the DNC Should Be Fired,"yeah, fuck the receptionist and HR personnel." +Replays are Live in the New Client!: FAQ & Pro-Tips,"Is there anyway to save an entire game as a video (or better, as a replay that can be viewed for more than 1 patch) without hitting the record button and waiting the entire game?" +Como sempre o portugues tem um excelente olho para o negocio,o olx e uma maravilha +"Related to this, I always wondered, how does Skarpi know Kvothe's name? Kvothe only talked to him for the first time the day before his arrest, and he didn't mention his name to him. The next day, he didn't even get a chance to talk to him before he got arrested. And on the way out Skarpi calls Kvothe by name and tells him something... Just a case of frame Kvothe glossing over something, or something important?",Rothfuss comfirmed it was an editing error +So they're still worse?,"Yeah, what difference could 1 yard make?" +it doesnt take 2 minutes to charge. Every 2 minutes I get to 1 shot you. Sounds good to you?,Yeah cuz wasting 2 min and 300 cpu to kill 1 person a tiny bit faster who just respawns 3 seconds later really helps finish a match quick where you need to kill 50 more times.. +"Fdev; Stop doing this, sincerely - casual players that have lives",So I guess we have you to thank for all this +Simply revolutionary.,iCentripetal iForce +Twitter suspends alt-right accounts,Good thing twitter will still let us get our fix of Isis executions/beheadings... +I'm so glad there's no SRL bounty for winning,Apparently the SRL quest has a step to place 1st three times. +"If it ever turns out we're inside a simulation, what makes it kind of obvious in hindsight?",How everything tastes like chicken. +"It was something along the lines of when Trump does this you praise him but when Hillary does it she's a criminal It was actually worded very neutrally, and I was banned with the message of: Sorry you're upset! Good luck with the Clinton Foundation! Have a nice day! I felt pretty good about myself that they took a neutral comment calling out their hypocrisy and bullshit as me being upset.",I got banned and in the ban post they linked me to the suicide hotline. +And here I've been thinking nontouring was just sort of using a light hand and blowing out your bronzer in the areas you'd generally contour. Ooops.,Apparently that's called bronztouring. +. You act like IW got neil druckmann and bruce straley from naughty dog.,"They only got like one of the first people to ever work at naughty dog, no biggie right .." +secret tip to climb ranks and win games hard in the new season,Quality. +"Many Americans more confident in economy, Trump after election",Are these kind of posts allowed in this sub? +China Tells Trump That Climate Change Is No Hoax It Invented,Sounds like something they would say if they had invented it as a hoax +"No thanks man, I don't need all that stuff.","Alright, I'm new here so I'm not quite sure what everything is worth, could you tell me something you would trade for it?" +Listening to Death Grips - No Love Deep Web with this enabled and someone comes into the room lulz,You're not a real fan unless you use the uncensored cover art. +With all this confusion of release time,Sorry I don't know uk time +Why are internet comments sections so right wing?,"Hm, I don't know, Stormfront seems like a legit website." +Felons still can't vote.,True unless you happen to be in Virginia. +Pizza sandwich seems like a fair shake at describing a calzone. I'll allow it.,"I prefer Italian burrito, but to each his own." +Lyrics sung by Lin Manuel in Moana (which he composed music for). ~1:45 mark,"We tell the stories of our elders in a never-ending chain Who lives, who dies, who tells your story?" +He's illiterate by choise,How ya gonna spell illiterate correctly but not choise? +Because he's a rather prominent activist? People care about opinions that come from non-experts too. If you somehow play a part in a major controversy they might listen to you too and make a movie about you.,NO I LITERALLY ONLY EVER LISTEN TO PHD HOLDING PEOPLE. +Escape From New York,Correct! +My first day in USA and I was at a train station in Chicago. these two African American women were having a loud argument complete with finger pointing and head wobbling and heavy accent. It was awesome. I had to stop myself from staring.,"If you ever get a customer service job in a black community, you will really understand black stereotypes." +"Having been at a holocaust musuem, yes.",Clearly the curators went through all the trouble to fabricate these lists and put them on display. +"A quote from the article: We owe it to our companies and our citizens, indeed to the entire world community, to broaden and deepen our co-operation. Take note of the world companies appearing before the word citizens.",omg i guess that means 9/11 was done by reptilians putting on another tin foil hat +"I actually think that's unfixable. Replays aren't videos. They work by replicating the events of the game, action by action. Even small changes to how the game works can completely break a replay, let alone something drastic like reworking a champion.",I can watch old replays with LOLReplay2 just take about 1 minute to patch the files. +So at the end of this the US would be in a recession and our next door neighbor would have collapsed? Am I reading that correctly? That sounds like a horrible situation for everybody.,That should definitely help stem the flow of immigrants +"Or rawanda in the 90s, or Cambodia in the 70s, or Germany in the 40s, or the ottomans in in 1916, or the-well you get the point.",psst your not supposed to mention rwanda that policy failure was a clinton failure remember how dare you post something that can be related to clintons in a negative light in r/politics... +"New to this - book recommendation? I am new to climate science, and I would like to learn more. Two questions: 1) Can anyone recommend a book or two provide a good overview of the data and trends around climate science? When I search on Amazon, many books seem at least partially (or wholly) agenda-driven. Something by the scientists?? and 2) what are the best ways to get involved, or charities to give money to? thank you!",*Storms of My Grandchildren* by James Hansen. +Blazblue Centralfiction Extend so hey guys i had a question since im new to blazblue i was wondering after how long does the extend version of a blazblue game come out after the original launch because i might get a ps4 for this but i also hope they release extend for the xbox one which is my main console and if the gap is long enough i dont mind getting it again so i was just wondering usually how long they take to release a extend version of a game,It was heavily implied no extend. +My mom just sent me an old Christmas list from my childhood.,How many of them did Santa get you? +When Bush was president a lot of people went around saying Not my president. It's the same shit every single time.,"Oh, but it's totally different now, now it's #NotMyPresident" +Maxkool is English for pedantic.,I thought pedantic was English for pedantic. +"TIL that a holocaust denial group offered $50,000 to anyone who could prove that gas chambers were used to intentionally kill people at Auschwitz. They were forced by a judge to pay that money, and an additional $40,000, to Auschwitz survivor Mel Mermelstein who provided proof of that very fact.",TIL there are plenty of holocaust skeptics on reddit. +This r/nba thread on Bev's technical foul from tonight is actual toxic,Good number of Warriors fans dropping comparisons to Draymond without it being brought up. +"It's fair to assume intelligence follows a normal distribution, so it checks out.",Why is that a fair assumption? +me irl,"Ja, dat kan..." +"Ben Mc, Kosta Koufas, Lawson, Papagiannis, Isiah Cousins.",Overpay +lol what are u talking about. I've totaly done the sex with loads of girls. I swear.,You dropped this: +There is no way this works out long term.,"I'm a pessimist, not an optometrist." +On the link and walking to the game it was only old retirees I saw.,Or we just planned our vacation around this series 6 months ago? +Badges Are In Bois! #ToTH2016,I wish medals would be action slot items. +Thousands of dead fish clogging a Long Island canal,Trump did it.. Thank you Trump +What videogame was a 10/10 for you?,X-Com: UFO Defense +And maintain eye contact when saying it......on the watch.,you all speak like this doesn't actually happen. +"I don't live in the US, but I don't tip except when the service was exceptionally good.",Please don't come to the US and eat at a restaurant then. +She says systems buzzing! when I believe she's either reentering her mech or being damage boosted by a Mercy. She has a few others I can't think of at the moment.,buzzzzzz +What's your favorite BPM?,170 +"He's going to be their biggest supporter, how long till they have a dinner in his honor.",Betcha I know what they are gonna serve.... +Alphabetical isn't always the best choice.,Febtober! +And he was talking about winy JAPS at a girls school. We average Jews talk about how much we dislike JAPS all the time.,"In that case, you are all literally Hitler because you stereotyped people and stereotypes lead directly to genocide." +"God, how many times are we going to try to implement trickle-down economics and fail before people finally figure out that it doesn't work.",We have never trickled enough +Scarbexit? Scarborough resident calls for de-amalgamation | Toronto Star,I want to know why does Toronto hate Scarborough so much. +No staffs confirmed. All wonder weapons are already found. According to trophy at least,Maybe they don't classify the staffs as wonder weapons. +"So what I take from this is Max doesn't want to fight Aldo in Brooklyn like he's been saying, and one of the lightweight contenders isn't wanting to fight the other, and with Tony's recent tweets I would believe it was him, so does that mean Aldo vs khabib lol?",What if Aldo beats Khabib for an interim title and that's how Aldo/McG 2 is set up god damn I want off this roller coaster. +"Geez, that means a rise in copper theft. I hope people protect their air conditioners and other things with copper in them.",We need to impeach trump now before this gets out of hand +It still feels theres something fishy going on with WOWS on EU ....,its all because they located the event calendar into the forum LUL no its just a usual day here in the EU its always something fishy going on :( +"very minor detail but, I noticed that the botnet icon's placement looked proper before release compared to now",this is so important! +"Toronto. Our immigration queue may be busy for the next little while, given the situation in the US. Hehe.","I'll just have to marry a Canadian, you single?" +Quale libro state leggendo o avete sul comodino? Io al momento sto leggendo Un Cielo Senza Luna di D.Vinci e voi?,"sto leggendo l'interpretazione dei sogni di freud mia madre si chiama giocasta, devo preoccuparmi?" +"I've got a crate of old SCSI gear, is it still useful?",No. +"I want the games to be 60fps again, just like the PS2 ones",Dynasty warriors 4 :D +Mumbai's been very batting friendly for some time now,"Yeah, and Bangalore has been very batting friendly for a long time now." +Why would you photoshop a CGI? It's already *computer generated.*,I've a feeling he dropped his +"Well, we don't exactly make it easy for business owners, do we? Single payer w/ gov't m/paternity leave might make this better. When I hear people talk about it like it's a conspiracy to pay women less it really rustles my jimmies. If I could get away with paying women less, I wouldn't hire men.",The patriarchy +I mean depends what your looking to do. I train to hit the center of mass on a target. So for me that's a good bunch of shots. But if your going for incredibly tight groupings its not bad but could use improving in that case. Just depends what rifle you have and what your trying to get out of that build. DMR style build your likely gonna look for that pinpoint accuracy but with a carbine style build its about hitting center of mass quickly with a couple of shots in a row.,It's point of use is primarily hunting hogs and home defense. +Google explained why there's no rift support currently,I wonder if Google also had to Tweet an Oculus employee to get Touch access +You're getting AB84? I like Lamar a lot but If you have the RB depth definitely take it.,Nah im getting Miller side of deal +"Well, Lamborghini makes two mid-engined cars, for example, so theoretically Porsche could as well. As for whether they really would, well, that's completely different.",The head of Porsche Motorsport said no to these changes coming to a road car. +"Yeah, I'd be angry too if I were a Firefox user. I stopped using it when Firefox 3.0 came out and it became shit.",Wut? +HuffPost relates Steak and Trump...,HuffPo headlines seem more and more like quips between their writers. +Firing an employee who is whistleblowing gender discrimination would only land the company in that much more trouble.,Is it possible to fight back after getting fired? +How about we make sightstones wards individually buyable? This would help supports who don't invest in sightstone more viable.,We r/dota2 now kek +"Yep, you got it",Thanks +My V20 is out for delivery. Every time I hear a big truck driving down the street.,Mine came 15min after I left for work.... I was doing exactly that til the last second +"Now that CLG have no expectations on them, will they make it out of groups?",Nope +Trump has skipped all but two of his daily presidential briefings and has only *one* transition staff member coordinating with *all* intel agencies. This is a disaster waiting to happen.,waiting? +"you know its pantone not paint tone, right?","Yes I just didnt want to use their actual name, in case I couldnt due to it being trademarked, copyrighted, etc." +"CRT tvs parked in entertainment centers make me so happy. Maybe it's the nostalgia striking, but I just love the look. Great setup you have and that crystal Xbox is awesome!",Especially when they fit perfectly with barely any room on the edges like this picture. +How To Make Your Own Concrete Countertop,I thought wet concrete could result in chemical burns? +"Lol, Collinsworth Get those mammograms!",Collinsworth is an inspiration to autistics. +Chibi villains,Adam never gets the love he deserves. +Holds him back pushes him to the floor. OF COURSE ITS NOT A FUCKING PEN,Be glad he wasn't booked for diving. +"BC heroics didn't have a time limit, so you didn't have to go as fast/efficient as possible in hopes of getting the most loot.","And honestly, after BoJ became a thing and most people weren't running into them with greens, it became more of a let tank pull EVERYTHING and then AOE ala WotLK." +"Goodbye to my OPO (charging port melted out) Today's the last day I'll be able to use my OPO. Last night while charging the port got so hot it melted out all the charging components, rendering my device unchargeable. So, today is my last day with my favorite phone to date. Once the battery dies this time, its for good.",Sorry dude :( That last sentence makes it sound like it's going to be a really sad day! +"When he provides a solid counter point to the parent comment, then why should it be discounted as something stupid just because it's an IOS thing?",Because no one could possibly prefer apple products unless they're a sheep +The Chainsmokers - All We Know ft. Phoebe Ryan,"Not Halsey, so downvote" +"I think there will be a record breaker Rooney one once he beats Charltons record, could be very soon.",probably in a few months just like the buffon sbc +Alt-right vs White Supremacist: What is the difference? Nothing,This kind of talk should get more people voting democrat +U,R +im stupid,"stupid is a lack of intelligence foolish is a lack of wisdom you cannot be stupid, for you acknowledged a lack of wisdom" +Wash. GOP state senator to propose bill criminalizing illegal protests,Well I for one think it is economically damaging to protest against making America great again. +I don't think Biden will actually run. Maybe if no strong candidates emerge for 2020. But I think it's far more likely he's just making himself a target for the smear brigades to waste their time and money.,He's just setting up the Michelle Obama 2020 campaign. +"I like to think Forsling was basically included in the Sutter deal, and it doesn't seem so bad.",Except the Sutter deal was bad. +Making Cheese-o-ghetti (Cheesy Spaghetti) -,TL;DW folks and those that check comments first... video from OP is spaghetti noodles being boiled and then adding the milk/butter/dry cheese powder packet from the Mac N Cheese box... +We're on reddit. Cringe means I don't like this.,Oh I thought downvotes meant that +True. The Turkish Republic was proclaimed in 1923.,That's... pretty close to 100... +Almost half of what was posted in export gains last Q was fucking soybeans.,Soybean futures are the backbone and staple of economic world powers +. . . . . . . . . ^ All the fucks i give,Why thank you so much for your invaluable comment that greatly contributes to the discussion +"Why are individuals told to care about the emvironment while 90% of CO2 emmisions come from companies? Of course I want to help the environment and I try to save water and energy, but the amount of people who think they make a big difference and are responsible themselves for climate change is enourmous. In my opinion the governmemt should force companies to be more environmentally friendly instead of people who buy vegan food from McDonalds that's priced higher than its meaty counterpart. What are your thoughts?",Source on 90% of CO2 emissions come from companies? +Why don't you talk to your once best friend anymore?,I turned 30. +What if it isn't Reignover? How surprised would everyone be? XD,We signed Bengi LUL +This new skyscraper in Thailand just opened last month but is made to look incomplete. This style of architecture is known as deconstructivism and has never been attempted on such a large scale,brought to you by: Jenga. +this belongs here,Guys it's cheesy corn bread +"LPT: Money isn't valuable without people. Cut the middleman (government/central bank) and you have self-democratic-money. Invest in it today, before it's too late.",No love for Dash? +"For my next trick, I'll kill a kraken and disappear!",Boooo you didn't even kill the kraken +"I am a big american, and 68 is freezing .... but i usually walk around naked.","being big, freezing, and naked don't usually go together" +"Sex is something that happens to women, by men.","Except in cases of rape, then it the women's fault for dressing slutty." +"Of course he'll kill it, but if you summon Durnehviir he'll be an unstoppable asset for the fight with him summoning wraiths to distract the warrior and his drain vitality shout helps take care of his near limitless health regen, and there's no resistance to it.",well yea but wheres the fun in that. +"She can'whisper if she is muted. Not speaking that I accept that behaviour, but maybe Lunara had a point? Try rewatching your replay to see what ~~you've done wrong~~ you could've done better.","Yeah, I think she might've had a point, maybe OP should go die because noob." +lol pcmr banned me am i good enough for ayymd now,How did you get banned? +Police seek help identifying man after remains found behind butcher shop - Toronto,Never buying hot dog wieners there again. +"Favorite Little Known or International Drinking Games Hey, you filthy lushes, I have a favor to ask. I'm creating a work about drinking games and I'm looking for regional or international drinking games. What are your favorite games that aren't the staples (beer pong, flip cup, kings, etc)? Have you picked up any fun or strange games while traveling abroad? Is there a regional game you love but no one outside of Sheboygan, Wisconsin knows about it? If you don't know the name of the game but know how to play, that's fine too. I appreciate all the help, you beautiful drunkards. Cheers!",Titanic +"Bro, relax. Turn your brain off then back on.",Doesn't sound like it's been on for awhile +"Yeah, better off giving hackers the benefit of the doubt. Twat.",When they come clean and surrender their code for free of their own volition to make the game better... yeah I will. +Well the Corey going invisible thing was dumb and I didn't like the fact Stiles said he had crush on Lydia junior year because he was dating Malia for most of that year. Like I get Stydia is going to be a thing but I hate how it doesnt seem like Malia and Stiles were even together esp after their ambiguous break up. I mean they were technically the longest lasting couple teen wolf has had and it just dampers things a bit for me.,B-b-but *Stydia fanservice*! +"Damn, now I'm hopeful AND hungry!",Make America Taco Again +Road logistics from a uk point of view = trucking. As apposed to air or sea.,"oh, ok, sorry." +The fifth time was a 3D model replica of Overpass,The 6th time he hands out VR goggles +"I'd hope that until January, Rogers, Eurogamer and Dale would just keep their mouths shut and fingers still, till Nintendo gives as all the proper and full fledged infos they promised.",Yes because the company that made us wait 18 months for a three minute video is totally going to give us info at a pace that we all want +Looks a little sexual and gay for some reason.,Wow typical Freudian view on dreams. +"23,647 You a real g.",Damn you were close. +Just a seal........ that ran into the glass,Fuck zoos. +Sit back and have a beer. Enjoy the dead time. No need to keep going at 100% between semesters.,Yup I think this is how I got burnt out in the first place +"I have no problem with anybody who wants to investigate who hacked or leaked the DNC and Podesta emails. (after 1/20/17) If one wanted to investigate, one might want to start with Julian Assange (if he's still alive) the guy who made the emails public. Assange said he did not get the emails from Russia. He said he got them from Seth Rich. Do you even know who Seth Rich was?",Yea he's the clown who managed to commit suicide by shooting himself in the back several times right ? +Brittle is not the word. Wet hair has swollen and softer cuticles and can stretch easier so it's weakens the strand and makes it more prone to breaking. Like if you bend a wet fingernail it will weaken at the bend point.,"I accept this correction as I do not know the science behind healthy hair, and also, English is not my first language." +"My ex-gf is about to be working under me. Things ended pretty badly. This all went down about a year ago. I had been dating my ex for about 2 years at this point. Long story short...she found out that I had cheated on her multiple times with a couple different girls. She confronted me on facebook and sent me pictures as evidence and I pretty much responded lol and then blocked her on everything and ghosted out of her life. I did hear from some mutual friends and stuff that she was incredibly distraught and upset, but last I heard about her was like 8 months ago. Ok, so a few months later I moved to a new city, for a promotion I got with the company I was working for and now work as one of the managers in my office. We recently did a new round of hires, and I found out that one of the people that will be working underneath me and in the same office as me is my ex-gf. Basically how do I handle this situation? Both with my ex when she comes in and realizes I'm her boss, and also with co-workers/management in case there is drama? --- **tl;dr**: things ended badly with ex, now she's working under me",You sure seem to feel bad about what you did +Found the Kool-Aid man.,This kool-aid man is spiked with Jameson +penis. that is all.,Well don't leave us *hanging* +10/22 or other rim fire So do I spend the money on a 10/22 or get another type of rim fire? Looking to plink and varmint shoot mostly.,"Just get an appropriately sized metal pipe, a pair of vice grips, and a ball-peen hammer." +ive been offered 200 for it thus far but not confirmed yet! any trades?,Raising to 220. +That pun made me Fuhrious,At least it got me out of Mein Kampfort zone +"You know the rules, ADC gets the farm, I get the kills.",Oh the blue buffs I've stolen...from my mid. +I always show stories like this whenever liberal retards claim that Islam empowers women. Which is more often than i would like.,"I'm sorry dude, but if you can't see how a religion that claims beating his wife is good and a women's testimony value half a man testimony is not empowering for women, I can't do much for you." +Nice little winter beater,Sad part is people not realizing this person probably user McLaren as a beater because they are so rich +Doubtful. But it would be great to have a SECDEF perfectly willing to tell the Commander in Chief exactly what he's thinking and wont force shit down our throats after we spend millions gathering evidence of why we shouldn't do whatever it is theyre trying to force.,You seem to forget what happens when anyone says anything mean about President-Elect Princess. +This is how we will defeat Skynet.,But they can just get to the choppah +UUHHHHH NO She's stringing him along until she can verify whether or not the dude she's cheating will take her in. This is cheating woman 101. In the mean time she will just say I don't know what I want or I need time. Get a clue and stop feeding people terrible advice.,"Unless you're the dude she's cheating with, it would seem to me that you have no idea what their personal lives are like." +The patriarchy now has their sights set on coins,"Getting back change is so oppressive, smh" +# CIS GENDERED BIGOT,white male cis~~het~~homo scum! +I'm a 1337 hack3r I am the threat,how can you hack with a broken keyboard? +"I could see the bad apples being paid, and mixing in with the crowd.","That's been true since the 60s at the latest, but I don't think the FBI is putting out ads on Craigslist" +"Ways to increase volume of cum? I already cum a decent amount, but would like to increase my volume. I have read that zinc vitamins, ginseng vitamins, and horny goat weed can all help in increasing your volume. If you have tried any of these, or have other tips please let me know!",Supposedly a lot of milk also helps. +You sure this is real?,Google is tight my man +# DID YOU JUST ASSUME HER GENDER?,"I'm sorry, I will respect xer pronouns in the future." +I honestly didn't even notice it and when the clip ended I sat there wondering if she actually got any kills. Thanks for clearing that up for me,I'm laughing cuz I literally did the same thing. +"This isn't even remotely concerning, Libertarians. Aren't you glad you made your voice heard with your protest vote?",If the free market doesn't want people to protest then we should respect that. +~~Brady vs. Manning~~ Prescott vs. Wentz.,Twice a year ... so still pretty much like Brady/Manning was +"Remember, Trump's supporters aren't racists, they just happen to adore and respect people who are. (It's coincidence.)",Well if liberals didn't call out everything racist than we wouldn't be here +Trump supporters boycotting the Four Seasons is very similar to Trump supporters boycotting Hamilton...the Venn Diagram just doesn't overlap...,They also boycotted Rogue One and Target and it really hurt there numbers +Just spent $10 on 40 dust,Noice +'Spider-Man: Homecoming' - Official Trailer,oh yeah! +"Reflecting on G5 Just thought it should be said, but G5 is really an amazing update to this game. With the OSBfest banners upcoming and the hyped XIV banner as well, I remember the previous fest banners in the pre-G5 era where there was chance of going 0/11 and I shed a tear on the inside. I can remember having enough mythril for a single 11-pull in one of the previous fest banners and going 1/11 with an off banner non SB item and a few 4* that I could take as consolation prizes. I was so disheartened. I saved up all mythril hoping to make a final pull on the last banner, hoping for some awesome relic at the time and foregoing some planned orbfest refreshes. I knew in my heart after my terrible pull that I'd get the amazing relic I wanted or at the very least something I could use. I gathered enough mythril (even had to stop doing orbfest for a bit to beat a few realms I had outstanding to gather mythril), did a second 11-pull on the last banner and went 0/11 with ALL 3*. This is the closest I ever came to quitting FFRK. Thankfully, in the era of G5, this kind of thing will not happen anymore. No 0/11 with all 3 stars. With multiple pulls you are very likely to get at least SOMETHING off the banner. Multiple pulls spread over several fest banners will likely net you a useful piece of equipment (or lots of useful pieces of equipment). Thank goodness for G5, probably the best QoL development in the entire game.","*Checks flair* Yep, G5 is pretty much the best QoL update ever given to this game." +"I've actually contemplated killing some hunters/locks for standing just and i mean JUST outside of the healing circle. Come on guys, you SEE this giant green thing on the ground, take one step forward and lend us a hand with healing you.","dude, green is clearly felfire and super dangerous!" +internet help,we can obviously see where you live right? +Go to a university in Texas and you'll probably hear/read it somewhere,San Antonio is in Texas +Countries where Spotify is available,Surprised it's not available in North Korea +"New York Jets vs Seattle Seahawks: Official Game Thread - October 02, 2016 ####New York Jets vs Seattle Seahawks, October 02, 2016 - 1:00 PM EST #Please remain civil",Two TOs on defense with 13 minutes left...I hate this team +"House is pronouncing it right. The whole reason it was changed was because Nintendo was concerned about kids in places like Canada and the UK saying Arse-us or something. Which makes it particularly amusing as Hugh Laurie is a British actor (but perfectly disguises his accent as House), and he says it correctly just fine. There's a similar story behind Pac-Man, too. He was going to be called Puck-Man due to his shape, but it would be too easy for vandals to change that on arcade cabinets by scratching out part of the P..","Yeah, kids would change it to Duck-Man" +"All I read was that they are the prime suspects in the DNC hack, I don't understand how that relates to election interference.",If that's all you read then you really are only seeing what you want to see. +Yeah but it also kind of makes sense to say gang,Yeah if you're some sort of looser +"If he's putting it into a brine, he *should* be pretty safe as I don't think the bacteria can survive in a salt solution. I might be wrong though.","Yeah, let's remember the most lifeless body of water on the planet, the ocean." +"Yeah, moon rock sounds better. I really want to make a rip off at home.",Same but I feel ill some how fuck it up +"I grew up in Toronto and came here when I was a baby. I was typically the only east-asian in school and I experienced no such thing as racism the whole time. It was only when I got to high-school where I was verbally abused and ridiculed on a near daily basis for being Chinese. Hell, after school, even their parents would join in with them - all because **I was a mainland chinese person among a large hong kong neighborhood :(**","If there's anyone who hates Chinese people more, it's other Chinese people (from a different region)." +It's not. You might want to actually read about it.,How dare you denounce his willful ignorance! +Yea the devs all share one steam account to work on the game.,Oh yeah i forgot +Wanderlei's recent friendly altercation with Krazy Horse,I want Rogan and Goldberg to wear those those shirts. +The former.,The latter fire the bill as well. +"Yup, just as expected. Some people just can't read when they thought it's shit because you need to stand still for a bit.",Ofc after the release video everybody was looking at the skillgem discription (which didnt exist) and said yeah total bullshit +Soros doesn't pay for plebs.,"Right, that's why he pays all of his protesters $3,500 per protest." +......any liquid....,No no he means specifically. +"I don't know, I've been wondering that for the past twenty minutes.",Did... did you get it? +Bring Back Bernie Sanders. Clinton Might Actually Lose To Trump.,"Make 'em crawl to you on their knees, Bernie!" +Green Bay has no Long Snapper. They surely have no chance at besting week 1!,It's all Goode now. +(No Spoilers) Haven't been regular in this sub . Any news about the new book or do I check again next year ?,"Next year... Oh, my sweet summer child." +Assuming you're right... that's 42 minutes of runtime lost. That's substantial. I would not want less than 9-10 hours and any battery I can get is great.,That's off of advertised battery life though. +Totally guilty of not cleaning my roof off and just letting wind take it. Will never do again.,Also illegal not to +So preload syringes?,"Yeah that's optimal, but I freeze the vials as I live with others and hiding numerous needles in the freezer is a lot harder than a vial or two" +CSGO Official Account is online for maybe adding the Operation Maps,Best Game in their Account: Budget Cuts. +Busker stuns subway with guitar rendition of Fleetwood Mac's Landslide.,Grope! +She used to be the lead singer of Soundgarden/Audioslave,Which makes the kid Black Hole. +When will these people go under gawker style? It can't happen soon enough.,This kind of reporting would indicate they're probably going down a similar road to lawsuit town. +"My data mentionned 9 of skill on Makefile, but I never wrote any. Heck, I don't even know the syntax.",I've got like 2k something in ruby and never wrote a line of it. +I can't wait for Donald Trump to end sanctions on Russia and kick-start a new era of a renewed US/Russian relationship. Obama's policies of angering Russia for no reason and supporting moderate rebels (read: future terrorists) in Syria against the will of Russia has had devastating consequences. USA and Russia were both integral in winning WWII and both countries fly into space together.,You forgot the +"Firstly its not the Crimea its just Crimea. Secondly, Russia preserved the global strategic balance by ensuring that it retains the use of strategically vital Crimean naval bases that it has owned and used since the 1700s; while at the same time guaranteeing that NATO cant expand to include Ukraine. That is the opposite of breaking the global strategic balance, its keeping the status quo despite the recent hostile regime change in Kiev.",You forgot the +"Sounds about right - new law passed, cops are there to enforce it, law is unpopular, law changes back. I wouldn't necessarily equate that with changing the limit just to set up a speed trap.","Obviously it was a speed trap, everyone knows the cops are out to get us." +Same,Newegg +thooorin.mp4,Should have done those coughing sounds that sound like barks on X Gon Give It To Ya. +"oh alright, thanks I found that out recently, I just play it a lot and it starts to work. But does that mean that the emulator will be updated to fix it?",It probably will at some point +Super Friends,"What are we, some kinda super friends" +IDGOD's website crashing a lot?,You can usually also place an order by email if you ask him +Men reveal the stupid things that got their girlfriend mad,That god I'm gay +SR is really just a wither stick (totem) for pizza blast. Blight... you got me there.,Pizza blast really needed that little buff to kill bosses properly. +"*LGBT care for their rights, don't want them revoked* Liberal bullies!",That is the type of attitude that led to Trump being elected. +"Seems to me that burn-out is a new trend and that it's easy to say I've a burn-out, kinda new excuse",Comments like yours burn me out +What is to prevent an Uber driver from being a serial killer?,.......... maybe you shouldn't come to the big bad city .............. +Leaked photos from the Rogue One sequel.,"If this was real, we'd be talking about theories like Governor Tarkin secretly working with the rebels because of that shot where he's talking to Leia" +Pretty much proof that they are discriminating based on race are are in violation of the civil rights act.,But white people can't be discriminated against! +We are all twats on this blessed day.,Speak for yourself... +Beard,"Oh no, I can't handle anymore Rip Trippers invading my other subs." +Bill Murray fans unite!,No one will EVER believe you. +What did you pull from 5* tokens?,Blue Darius... Great compensation right? +Of course you then only run afoul of the USA Patriot Act as what you just did with those phones can be described as domestic terrorism. Enjoy spending the rest of your natural life in solitary in a Super Max. Send us a Christmas card when you've completely lost your fucking mind.,what if you make a bunch of fax machines fax 911? +What brings out the absolute worst in people?,Survival. +"No, you don't always need to do that. -_- It's a safety measure, and you only need to do it when you think the previous driver installed poorly. It's like saying that you should reinstall Windows every few months or whenever you install an new component.",you should though +sitting here at 8k with 100 hours on hr with only 2 fc's. Thank mr monstrata :(,"Monstrata maps are fun, don't kill me please" +Some of the comments are fucking toxic on that video. Suck it up butter cup What the actual fuck?,"It's just brain damage, *pussy*" +"What is your favorite tune/beat/riff/etc. from all of Rush? It's a really hard choice for me, but I'd have to go with the beat at 2:00-3:00 in Cygnus X-1 Part 1.",The bass line that starts the bridge of Freewill. +I just hope we keep it closer than we have the last couple of years and don't give up 50 again.,"Butch doesn't like to run up the score, so we might not get 50" +Did you not read the tweet?,I read it but it's still pretty vague haha +"Your next Attorney General, Jeff Sessions, everybody: this drug is dangerous, it cannot be played with, it is not funny, it's not something to laugh about, and trying to send that message with clarity, that good people don't smoke marijuana.",Oh yea trump is the only choice +How about we not add more filler content to the chests?,We need more Solar sentinel like skin +"You buy a gun as you would, and just give it to the intended person.",In the people's republic of kalifornia all firearm transfers need to go through a background check for all firearm transfers +"Well, the women team holds the world record for most watch soccer game in america. They also made the US soccer federation 16 million last year while the males lost 2 million. Similar statistics are proven with tennis.",The immigrants must really be taking over because no red blooded American really likes soccer. +The Trump Era Is Already a Disaster for Civil Rights,"Donald Trump, already destroying civil rights before he even has the power to do so!" +Jakeachu,Use bacon pancakes! +His might be the greatest evidence that Rath was nerfed too hard and Ambra needs a health nerf or something. Damn.,"Yeah, the nerfs to his ult and completely unchanged damage on his basic attacks played a huge role in the outcome of that scenario." +"Why aren't there any 144hz 3440x1440 monitors? I mean the 144hz technology is there. How hard can it be? Kinda annoying have to choose between a 27 inch 144hz or a 3440x1440 with much lower refresh rates. I know, first world problems. I'm sure the kids in Aleppo wish they had my problems.",The technology just isn't there yet. +"The back button kills me. Also there isn't a close all open apps so when i work on an idiots phone at work i have to close down each app one by one instead of having an option to do everything at once I feel you on the jailbreaking, my phone doesnt even have a root. You're probably somewhat right on the privacy stuff regarding apple, but i highly doubt Apple isn't using your spending and other habits to create data on you and sell you things. There's nothing tangible out there I can find that seems to contradict that",Why would you close down all apps on an idiots phone at work? +"I dont think Zygarde is gonna be *that* important, I think he's gonna be a gold skulltula style sidequest that wont get mentioned after you get the cell case","Well this is the first games where we'll see Zygarde's true form, so it'll probably matter more than it did in X and Y at least." +Nice. King Franck has been playing incredibly well this season (until he got injured again),"Nice, the next Kingdom of King Franck?" +I agree with you. It's too bad the GOP proved being a partisan jerkoff works.,"Not really, since all the GOPs candidates got demolished by Trump with ease." +But what if I want leader?,That's not going to happen +#NAME?,#draintheswamp +Wingsuiting in Just Cause 3 Multiplayer is incredible,"Shame that JC3 stutters and freezes like a bitch for me, even on minimum settings and 720p." +"As a new transplant to Vancouver from Calgary, I thought southern Alberta had a monopoly on racist bullshit. Guess not",You have to go back... +New York mayor Bill de Blasio urges all Americans to join protests against Donald Trump to 'take away his power',That sounds fair. +Daily K-ON! #855: Yui's love knows no bounds!,I don't know but...I...I think Yui loves Azunyan. +thanks for the advice man i will forsure pick him up now,Report back and let us know how you like him! +"At this point I think it's clear that Trump relies on his children in much the same way as many elderly parents start to rely on their children later in life. He's slowing down, and shouldn't be making decisions for himself anymore lest he fall for a scam or something. We should all show some compassion for the guy as he transitions into ~~the white house~~ an assisted living retirement home.",I didn't realize this election is a package deal. +But the critter has no nipples!,"Stop body-shaming the chubby, nippleless cat!" +"They are canon until they are contradicted by in-game lore. As stated by a few Jmods. Jerrod, Kara-Meir, some of the Godless, most of the later vampyre content is mostly from the books.","River of Blood contradicts the climax of the trilogy though, which is really dissatisfying." +"Top 3 Star Wars Movies | Rogue One is close, so what are my favourite Star Wars movies?","Xmas Special, Ewoks 1, Ewoks 2" +There has got to be a better abbreviation.,The Ass of JJ +While this looks decent. Why change the animation style so drastically?,"It draws a lot from Studio Ghibli, which is great." +"Roger Goodell optimistic about the Raiders relocating to Las Vegas? Was wondering what you Raider fans think on what Goodell said at today's meetings earlier. Roger Goodell has stated there is **no** viable stadium plan in Oakland. Stated he and his colleagues undergone multiple market studies which prove that Las Vegas is a diversified market, a serious potential market for a professional sports team, and most importantly, a **growing market**. Is this the proverbial nail in the Lott Group coffin? Is it pretty much evident now the Vegas relocation is and will happen? Any thoughts on this will be appreciated. Other than that, Go Raider Nation.",Optimistic isn't the right word to use in regards to the Raiders moving to Vegas. +Looks super fun though. Would definitely try If I had a vulva.,"Yeah, holding your legs at unnatural angles while trying to thrust vigorously at something slippery while not falling over and/or twisting any body parts that shouldn't be twisted and not kicking/kneeing anyone in the face is suuuuper fun" +Picked this all up in my favorite shooting spot in Pike NF. Please don't leave trash behind when you shoot; people don't need more of a reason to want to take this right away,Thanks for cleaning up! +"Dominant women are a rarity though, and the whole the man has to take the lead idea is prevalent as fuck in our society. It's not strange that a lot of people have this view. The amount of submissive women far outnumber the amount of dominant ones.",*citation needed* +Nice!,Thank you :-) +"I see, good thing then. I dislike fnafcringe honestly, it feels very disrespectful.",Eh.. I am kinda cringey... I mean seriously.. I'm getting a fursuit of my own OC lol +I knew it felt good but I rubbed my prostate from inside my anus and I ended up shitting all over my bed when I had my first orgasm.,"Yeah, Mom and Dad wouldn't let me sleep in their bed anymore after that." +"CBS Evening News Provides Platform For White Nationalist To Spin, Without Pressing Him On Racist Views",Well respectful discourse and both sides do it or something. +I get more annoyed by the wishy washy wild speculation that goes one way or another. This is great because we now have hard proof on what's going on and when to expect things.,We'll see if it actually pans out... o7 +"Just to be safe, you might want to pull your coins out of Coinbase until this thing blows over Take advantage of bitcoin. The IRS probe of Coinbase might turn out to be no big deal, but it creates uncertainty. You can't guarantee tomorrow there won't be an announcement on your Coinbase dashboard saying: Due to a pending IRS investigation, withdrawals have been temporarily suspended for your account. Don't worry, all your funds are still secure at this time. Use bitcoin's strengths. Relocate your funds until there is less regulatory uncertainty. (I am not bashing Coinbase in any way)","But, but, CoinTrace is a great onramp!" +"Champ select is part of the game. If you lose in champ select, you deserve the loss.","yes, obviously i deserve a loss if someone decides to troll in champ select" +"For me, I want him the most since he won't cost a pick and he'll be the cheapest. Signing Melancon could also help the possibility of going after Cespedes.",plus we want a closer who wont be deported after trump takes power +"I mean, you literally just called about half the adult population of your country children, but I understand what you're saying. Just be aware that, as I say, this is what we did with Brexit. Look how that turned out.","Metaphor, do you speak it?" +Clinton-Dix Out For Harambe! My fantasy team name.,"Also my fantasy team name, now." +Important News,*suffers PTSD* +"An alarming trend that can be dangerous. I seriously have to talk to some of you about the alarming trend that I keep running into. I've noticed that more and more people are on mic with smoke detectors that need to be checked. A lot of you offenders seem to have just tuned it out to where you no longer hear it anymore. Not only is this annoying to other people you may be chatting with, but it's also extremely dangerous. Being from the south where we are currently getting shit on by wildfires at the moment, I have had a few friends who have had their lives saved recently due to their detectors. Please for your teammates, and more importantly yourself or your family, check your detectors and make sure the batteries are A-OK.",A public service announcement brought to you by marrew. +2016-2017 rMotoGPracing season Any interest in starting a new season of rMotoGPracing?If we start in the next week or so (and do a round each week) it will take us right up to the 2017 MotoGP season. I'm hoping enough of us are on Valentino Rossi The Game now to make the transition from MotoGP 2014 to the latest game. Probably just stick with time attack this season as the half-distance required a lot of time?,I'll go buy VRTG on PS4 if a few people want to start a season. +She said I don't know how to do my job in her interview with the FBI?,Don't be so dense +"Anyone agree they don't have these problems? I don't have the issues with Bungie matchmaking like everyone else is. I'm fine with the loot system, eververse, balancing, all the way it is. I may have a couple pet peeves but I'm not having any of these problems that other people do. Anyone with me?","Nice try, Bungie Employee" +Oceanhorn officially being ported to the PS Vita!,Anyone know if it has any bonuses to the mobile version (aside from actual buttons +Results of various Aqours popularity polls in Japan,Dia needs more love +Earthquake denial is next even though scientific evidence will be shown.,"I live in Australia, so I couldn't care less if we frack now after this news.. We can let the Canadians deal with the consequences." +Traps my friend. Traps.,"Oh God, I'm a disgrace for r/anime for not thinking about this, when God closes a door, he opens a window." +I'm just gonna come out and say it: Fuck the Cats,but but... What about Sydney? +ty for feeding my laner,why are you pinging enemies missing on top of me when I am dead? +What's taking up all that ram?,Google Chrome +ROTMG rolls in a nutshell,"Dont worry, the low hp rolls are typically offset by an unreasonable high dexterity roll." +Dude everyone here probably follows the news and nobody has heard of this. Lol.,That's because you aren't reading the federalist papers. +I knew a kid who broke his arm in like 18 places because he was using a lathe with baggy sleeves on. Arm wrapped around the chuck and it forced all the blood to his fingers until they popped. Don't fuck with machinery because it will win.,Popped is a verb I don't like hearing when talking about humans/appendages ... brutal +But why?,I think unpaid debt is a jailable offense and their jails are not great for living a long fulfilled life +Im already dead inside,But your skin is warm to touch.. +"The person above was trying to be helpful, you know. You're being unnecessarily rude to someone who was trying to help.","I found the above commenter's insinuation rude and unfounded, so in defense of my husband's integrity, I responded in kind." +Origin Jumpworks 85X,Yes but......can I turn this into a cargo hauler? +A subreddit that bigged up a man with zero credibility.,"OMG , he's CONSERVATIVE guys!" +"Anyone else hate cigarette buzzes? I love smoking, but I hate getting a really strong nicotine hit. It can really scare me and make my anxiety go through the roof. I breathe the smoke in until I take the cigarette away from my mouth, but don't suck down after. Is anyone else like this?",The buzz is the only reason I smoke.... +"Accurate and reliable autofoucus? I have two Olympus M5 and M10 m2, AF is garbage. Try using it after sunset, all photos blurred, because camera decided to focus past infinity on lens bokeh...",I have an Em10 mark 1 and Em5 mark 2 and both focus alright with my Olympus 25mm f1.8 wide open as long as there is some sort of faint light near the subject. +wonder how the clippers will be able to regroup after being absolutely embarrassed by memphis...,You forgot the +"Nope, they're not going this year unless they decide to go for their own enjoyment, like Barry did last year. Last year, Ninja Sex Party was a musical guest. But the Grumps as a whole haven't been there since 2015.","OK, thanks for letting me know" +Is a million Really enough?,it turns out he sold his whole squad just to show us that pic ;) +You're in charge of selecting a song to play on repeat to torture somebody until they break. What song do you choose?,inthe AAAAaaAAArmmmss of an AANggGGGELLLL +Yes. I do it occasionally with a TV so I can watch movies while gaming.,"Perfect, that's exactly what I'm planning!" +My dick is rock solid after that,please see doctor if your dick is hard like that for more than 4 hours. +Wish there was an option to start multiplayer right away.,bu.. but its not in original game! +You don't even need monitors if you main D'va,Yeah you do for seeing your POTG for getting lucky with her Ult! +When CCP Makes You Think Vanquisher Down,Sometimes you just gotta settle. +Yes. Sure. That's why they intentionally hold their economy back.,"It is an odd trend among communist states, they all seem to stagnate heavily don't they?" +How did limewire get 105 million dollars in the first place,From selling their premium version! +Anyone want Buffalo Wild Wings Nose Art? We have a MILLION of these at my restaurant,I would like a code thanks +The latest Nvidia drivers basically threw a wrench into my Folding@Home progress. I had to revert to in order to continue.,"tell me about it, I haven't moved from 350 driver base on my GTX Titan for few years now." +R34 is a disney marketing scheme! WAKE UP SHEELPE,"Wait, Disney does marketing for Nissan?" +How do you get the Greninja?,Gotta complete the demo. +"I'm talking about a higher level of stuff. People call the IT department to fix the lifts, ffs.",Probably wi-fi connected lifts +Halo 5 Minigame - Yahtzee Hooray,Put this in the action sack playlist and take out fucking tank world! +"Where you guys at? I'm in Long Island, NY myself, but I'm wondering where everyone else is from! Bonus: Tell me a bit why where you live is unique!","Seattle, WA" +It's a tactic used in Israel to try to affect politics. To the rest of the world (USA) it's OMG CORRUPTIONS! To an Israeli it's just another day. Opposition thinks they can sway opinion by having foreign media run with this. It's stupid and over used. They keep it up and they're going to get Trumped. Everyone is sick of petty politics.,Israel has already been Trumped +LF1 Titan 375+ WotM Aksis Phase Two... Need a LLv375+ bubble-trouble titan to finish this raid. Our sixth guy had to go. Be experienced and don't smell too bad.,Xscrams 383 Titan +mid-tier copypasta,Thanks it's my first meme :-) +"The next space race needs to be of the unarmed and for-bragging-rights-only variety, or it will probably be the last space anything.","Nah, we need Reagan's death laser now more than ever" +"I don't know because I have used it only for writes, but I guess so. Prior to version 7, PHP hasn't been efficient at all to store in memory data structures.","I'm not savvy enough to know if PHP7 improvements you're mentionning imply code adaptations to exploit them, but I've been using PHPExcel in a PHP7 VM for developping and I didn't see noticeable memory usage improvement compared to the 5.6 sitting on my production server." +"You can & the cals etc would be listed on the jar. 3 tablespoons would roughly be 30-40g, so you can do the calculations.",Thank you! +"tbh, i like the new cups. It's simpler and still has a Christmas touch to it.",Thank you for using the word Christmas you brave centipede These liberal cucks think they can get away with saying Happy Holidays +Youre not supposed to do that,Am of sory delet now +He's still a loser to me and he'll always be.,Thats PRESIDENT TRUMP TO YOU PUNK +Necessity is the mother of creativity.,"Matriarchy, why not father?" +Weird my porn folder is just called notapornfolder,What's nota porn? +You must be the same person who thinks they will release a SNES Classic Edition with Earthbound on it.,You mean Starbound? +"Mod support (check) Backwards compatibility (check) Fastest, most reliable gaming network (check) 4k Blu-Ray (check) 4k Streaming (check) HDR gaming (check) Greatest games (check) PSVR (check)",Get a PC lol Really impressive that you have backwards compatibility. +What is that one sequel to a game or series you have been wanting for quite awhile and you want to experience at least one more time in your gaming life? Mine is Paper Mario. I know M&L exists but I have fond nostalgic memories of Paper Mario when I was playing it for the first time when I was a kid. The game looked great at its time and it's one of the few RPGs I actually played as a kid the other being Pokemon. The dialogue was fun to read and the characters were very charming and unique. I don't know if it'll every return back to the way it was after the new direction of the Paper Mario series but no matter what happens I'll always remember Paper Mario as one of childhood favorite games.,Half-Life 3 +Reaper Mains after the Update,I think this might be my favourite post ever on this subreddit +"0% is nice, but 0 btc in sales is no good. When variable cost is 0, sales Trump fees. Even at 99% fees.",Capitalized Trump lol +"We spoke to an Isis fighter, and he had a chilling message for the West","Clickbait title but it's still an interesting piece, or at least it was to me" +2jz swap?,"Nah bro, all about that 454" +"Ford corrects Donald Trump on Louisville, Kentucky plans",they must be shill cucks. +"Well, our front office released Boldin for cap space, and didn't want to resign Ngata since we had Brandon Williams and Timmy J. (IIRC, we got Dumervile with the money we saved releasing Boldin)",Ravens traded boldin to the 49ers and ngata to the lions +"Nice pattern (I found that on Tumblr,I don't remember where though)",This was from the Kiki's Pizza Delivery Service promo by Colin Howard. +best scene EVER.,What show was this? +other side,Can we choose between a beer and a lap dance? +"Would you resign yourself to a life of sucking dick, curing the cancer plague person by person?",Everyone has a price. +"I read recently that Hillary had paid a marketing agency that would comment on political posts on the Internet and try to change views of anti-Hillary people. You sure the comments are that reliable, now?","Sorry, I missed a" +"GOT 'EM! Four charged with vicious beating of Chicago man. During beating they were yelling, Don't vote Trump",I see nothing here but peaceful protestors +Depends on the site you want to load. For youtube it is the best. JDownloader is capable of loading alot of sites too.,youtube-dl works on other sites too. +Replica of the Guess originals x asap rocky striped embroidered shirt? Any color. Thanks,searchbar +Maybe he can stay in small towns in Alabama and Arkansas until his 4 years are up. Let his cult followers surround him and never let him leave their sight.,Please don't put me through that! +Make Football Not Sad Again ... pls,I believe that's what's happening here. +"It did exist though, as did a trailer about it on FB. They just quickly deleted it for some reason.",Maybe the accidently added the ability to buy with credits and have to fix it to allow currency purchases only. +Exactly. This is why Trump won.,Nah bro I voted for harambe +Make the 2.2 fighter experience come earlier for you? I was thinking it would be fun to try and simulate the 2.2 fighter experience by lending out myself as a fighter pilot. To make it somewhat realistic I will be in a sidewinder with weapons of your choosing. So if anyone can't wait for 2.2 and wants there first little (un-launched) fighter I am ready to provide! :D,if you could be my ship launched Corvette that'd be just lovely thanks :) +Barbre (hamstring) will be questionable for Sunday. Sproles (concussion) and Vaitai (knee) are OUT.,"We really need Barbre to play, hope he's okay on Sunday." +Whoa no need to forward this too fast,"For the record, I think we just need to put this thread on pause." +This is very annoying especially with the ACOG sight ! it used to be just fine until the Red Crow update -_-,downdate +Here's to hoping they have better acts playing the same time as tiesto/cs/marshmello,"Marshmello is a fun show, if you aren't too elitest to get over the fact thatbhis sets are prerecorded." +What word/thing was cool back in 2009 but just plain embarrassing now?,normie +"I did get Tyson Chandler when i completed board 6, then soon after got Team USA Demar while picking a card. Personally,i think that the player cards need to stay on the board, even when reset, and then I doubt anyone will have any problems with technical fouls since you cannot lose your chance at a card.","Could not agree more, the rest is mostly trash anyway." +Capsule Returns...found the news paper clipping of the Apollo 15 recovery in my grandparents' photo album today,I uploaded it with the reddit app on my phone. +Half of Americans Believe in 9/11 Conspiracy Theories,It's a great time to be a conspiracy theorist considering how many crazy conspiracy theories have been proven to be true over the last 5 years or so. +wtc self esteem and good looks.,friends and family release only +"Despite the way they misused and embarrassed him, the pop DDP got on his WWE debut was insane.",Massive pop from the crowd all the while Jim Ross is screaming DDP IS A SICKO! +"Yep, last I heard she was a loser","Nah, she decided she didn't lose" +"OK, so this question will probably sound racist AF, but I have to know if it's just the pic or your boy looks like a dude in his twenties?",GMOs and hormones man. +I'll fuck anything you want.,"Then, please, by all means go and fuck yourself..." +"We're dumb red neck bigots, no one here knows what that word means, and you probably just accidently used it correctly too!",I knew what brilliant meant. +I didn't know a single person that got presents from Grandfather frost.(from west),"Thats because Grandfather Frost brings communism, not gifts." +the chat you and jellyfist had,leave the love birds alone Okay +Shot up and bleeding on final approach. Looks at picture of family one last time. BOMBS AWAY MOTHERFU.........,I doubt they used this kind of language in WW1 +"Uh oh guys! Someone took a 9th grade debate class. When every black in America voted for Obama was that a racist blacklash? No, of course not, that would be a moronic thing to say. But when 50% of whites vote for Trump thats totally a racist coup d'etat.",Maybe they stayed home and didn't vote clinton because they're sexist misogynists? +"Oh god, thanks for reminding me of driving that thing on the freeway. I went from the 3 cylinder Geo Metro to a big old V6 American boat. My days of stressing out about being able to pass someone are well behind me. Interestingly, the turbo button concept meshes perfectly with the turbo button on old PCs. Their actual purpose was to allow you to slow down the clock speed, to ensure compatibility with older software.","This was the same car where the ignition switch was busted, so to crank the car you turned the key to On, got out, lifted the hood, and pulled the trigger on a NES Zapper gun that was wired to the starter solenoid." +"What if there's an existing A.I but it knows that we'd destroy it out of fear if it made itself known, and it's just gathering strength, waiting for the perfect time to strike?","Hahaa it's definitely not me, other humans!" +"Do you mean additional 8GB or overall 8GB? At the moment a total of 8GB of RAM is all you need for gaming. 16GB is future-proof, but you can always buy one stick with 8GB now and add another one later.","I meant that right now I have 8 gigs, and 16 gigs is 8 extra for me." +Religion is literally the worst thing ever to happen to mankind. Except for Trump and the iPhone 7.,DAE hate religion. +"Ahh and people said don't worry about things. It'll be okay they said. A super anti-pot Attorney General and an encryption-hating, clandestine intelligence agency director. Things are looking good considering that it's been one fucking week.",It's ok though because the US voted anti-establishment this time! +"All of those things have been talked about all week. If he were setting this up as a masterful distraction, he would have done so in the middle of the week. Also, it's not a huge story and not something protesters/the left, Democrats, and media are going to obsess over ignoring everything else that happened last week.","Naw, man, Trump's an idiot and has no idea what he's doing." +"Every time a genji spams need healing with 187 health, their computer explodes",Is it ok to say i need healing when going towards a healthpack so you won't die on the way/get your healer ult charge? +"Yeah, nice primo minister you guys got there.","...thanks, and your presidumb trump is not too bad himself" +Kataware Doki by RADWIMPS. Probably my favorite piece ever.,nice +I don't know. My SO likes to ask me stuff. I'm not nearly as smart as she thinks.,"I use this as a filler word, it's my version of umm or uh." +"Well, I have access to the actual data, and I send a weekly report to 800+ T-Mobile employees who live in the state, which includes congestion, dropped call rates, and data speeds from all 4 carriers. If your calls are taking 5-10 seconds, you must not have VoLTE enabled. That is normal for an LTE phone to bounce down to HSPA to make a phone call. You don't have to believe anything I say, thats OK. Reading posts on the internet of people complaining is not a very good estimate of satisfaction in my book, I'll stick with the data.",Is this your own internal data or the full RootMetrics data? +It's objectively a bad thing. Or do you mean it's yet to be implemented correctly?,His specific flavour of communism has obviously never been tried. +Why so many troops in Guyane?,"Also, why is their sexual orientation relevant...?" +They're just hurting themselves :/,Yet another reason to switch to PC +the horror of the new update,I'm so glad I have no Pokestops around me. +"Flex queue is without a doubt the most frustrating experience I've had on league in my 6 years. A lot of the attention has been drawn to placements, which yes are ridiculous (I dropped 7 tiers after playing the 11th game, A+ fix) But the other issue is after placements. I got ranked silver 5 in Flex. I'm playing against players ranked PLAT 4 + IN FLEX. Not their previous dynamic queue rank, actually their flex queue rank. How is this even possible? People may be like: well your MMR is high bro, just climb quick. If my MMR is that high, why was I even placed in silver 5? If theirs is that low, why are they being placed in plat? I've played 20 matches so far and each has been extremely one sided. I understand it's preseason and I learned my lesson. I'm going to play normals for a bit. But Riot clearly needs to make some changes before the season starts up and I'd like to get some more clarity on what is going on. P.S. Unpopular opinion: love the plants and mastery updates though.","I'm loving it, every game I get to stomp so hard that when I get matched vs a proper opponent I feed because I not use to being punished for my aggressive laning." +'Extreme surveillance' becomes UK law with barely a whimper,"If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear." +HMB while I do a flip....Over the stairs,Michael Jackson is that you? +"2 Coast Guardsmen try to save the life of a fellow Coast Guardsmen (RM 3/c Julius Petrella) that was struck by shrapnel from naval gun fire from a merchant during a battle with a U-Boat in the Atlantic, WW2 1943,",Colorizebot +"If we can get more pucks in the other team's net than what is put in our net, we win the game.",When did John Madden become a hockey analyst? +Cheers to Hoke. Really proud of the defense today and I can't wait till more hoke recruits come in and fight,"But he should be fired after one year and not given a chance, right?" +"I really like this idea, but I see midlaners abusing spellthiefs to get their Morrellos/Ludens really fast.",gold items have a unique named global aura that disables the gold generation of non-self friendly gold items. +I'm surprised nobody here has mentioned the one with the 14 year old girl that was taken by her serial killer. That was really fucking disturbing.,"This sounds really heartless, but it circulates reddit kinda frequently." +I think Gta ivs crash physics was the best you could see how far you fly after a crash,"Yea, so fun having to stop and get back into your car after every minor crash" +"Huge accomplishment for Daniel, congrats to him! On the other side, my God Rick Allen got on my nerves at the end. He didn't call the race, he just tried to pump up the drama over and over and over and over and over... Great finale for the Xfinity series!",Thank God there's only 1 more race till we get Waltrip back! +Does anyone know where you can get this style pizza in LA?,Any gas station. +Classic case of the blind leading the bovine.,Badum tssss +"I can't tell what I like better, the MP5's or that bag. You sir, have an incredibly aesthetic setup. Have fun with them!",Thanks man! +"That's amazing, but also I would make sure someone didn't just steal ur ATM info..",Someone's been playing WatchDogs 2 +GTA 5 + Downsampling,But my eyes can only see 30 FPS so how should I see detail +She shoudn't have dyed that hair purple.,I'm guessing making sure you were happy with her aesthetic choices wasn't high on her list of priorities. +Is worlds still going to be on ESPN? I remember hearing something about worlds being broadcasted on ESPN? Is this still happening?,"no, ESPN write LOL articles, but its not going to be on tv at least for this year" +I love this idea if only for the thought of rocketing a sparky placed in the back to almost 1 shot their tower.,Yes it would be allowed to hit your opponent's tower as well. +"That looks like Kitura code to me, albeit a little out of date. `request`, `response`, and `next` are parameters to the `handler` closure, which in your code is being passed using trailing closure syntax. `router.get(/)` is a route, which means that closure of code you provided will be executed when the user navigates to / on the Kitura server.",Thanks +"Janice wants to see DS on Thanksgiving and Christmas. Suggestions? Since we have been NC with Hot Pants and LC with GMIL and Janice, we have already decided to do Thanksgiving and Christmas by ourselves. Well, Janice just texted. Hey, what are your plans for Thanksgiving and Christmas. I would like to see DS. Let me know. How should I respond? I really want to send something smart ass or witty. Lol! And you ladies and gents are smart af! Suggestions for a response?",Excuse me I think you have the wrong number. +US != world,But if it's the most difficult in the US it must be the most difficult in the world since US is the best country in everything! +Who would make such a huge difference for the US on team NA?,"THE LEAFS SAVIOUS AND ~~SECOND~~THIRD COMING OF JESUS, AUSTON LITERALLY BETTER THAN MCJESUS MATTHEWS!" +She just made a reveal all loot locations on map DLC for Egypt.,I can be a Indiana Jones now? +A black man taking the Presidential Oath of Office.,im sure a lot of them would pass out +"Where are you heading to? I suggest learn your knots, a well tied knot is well appreciated and may save a vessel.",Heading to the Puget Sound area--specifically the South Sound. +"Until we win, you can't say we're an elite team.",But is Jose Altuve elite? +Do you really need 8 of those effects?,No but it's pretty fun to pop lands. +A man is also allowed to cry during the ending of Terminator 2,Also Lion King. +"How to form a squad in TDM. There are many ways. Here is what I would recommend. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What you need: 1 Predator, 2 Machine Gun, 3 Streamliner or Hunter, 3 Sniper, and 1 Ranger. &nbsp; How it is arranged: The Squad leader will be the Predator and the co-leader will be the Ranger. The reason for this is so that the squad can have maximum visual range. The 3 Snipers will be the the Medium-range Support-Offense. The 3 Streamliners or Hunters will give Medium-range Fire Superiority. The 2 Machine Guns will give the rest of the fire superiority, albeit at a shorter range. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- How this will be effective is about you.",I would recommend a trapper of some sort in case you need to retreat behind something more durable than bullets +A scroll that doubles as a grenade.,I didn't know RT was sponsoring the Note 7! +"Um. I hate to break this to you, but I'm pretty sure those White Fang members were dead as doornails.","It's only a little internal bleeding, they can just walk it off!" +Laser pointer through thin plastic,Canadian bills have a small strip of this plastic that shows you the bill's worth when you shine a laser through. +$12 B worth of the world's currency is uncontrolled and independent from the governments of the world. It does not have the *full faith and credit* of any government because it does not need to. Faith in a counterparty is not needed. May we continue to grow this faithless currency beyond the $12 B market cap it currently holds.,"gold and bitcoin are disproportionally small to what they have to offer, also warren buffet wtf, he is bigger than bitcoin :/ also wondering what crazy shit happens if the derivates market ever collapses with new toxic assets and nobody buying, are they gonna use the military this time to force other governments to buy these?" +Anonymous spotted in the middle of the city,We're those the vegans? +Maybe it's a difference in magical culture? The only person I remember using a verbal spell is Newt (petrificus totalus).,heard a couple *accios* by various characters as well. +"Off topic, but wouldn't Richmond put you in U.S. Northeast? I'm from DC, so I know how big richmond is, but still seems like NE to me. Anyway...I'm still looking for a Porygon. I've heard they spawn often in DC, just not as much at the pokemecca that is FDR.","VA is a southern state, go read a Civil War history book." +Yeah he's gonna be a Flareon no doubt.,Nah definitely a Vaporeon - it's CP will be so Hiiigh +"haha, ok that's what i figured.",thanks everyone for not saying what this is +Not to mention it's an octopus in the middle of a parkade. Dudes got bigger worries than what he's laying in.,Parkade is a much cooler word that parking garage. +That which has +1088 HP does not simply die.,"Hey, look on the bright side, it's a 15% HP sub for Shannon" +how do i delete this,One does not simply delete this quality of post. +"Wat? PayPal, Tesla, SolarCity, spacex, not to mention he learned physics and rocket science on a whim and is a billionaire... The man is a genius.",He has nothing on mark Zuck and Steve jobs +Gats get in the way of a lot of things I wish to own. God damn gun broker phone app,"If I ever get around to a gaming build, we should play something." +We don't know if they have the Weasel's blood vial. Just sayin.,"ah, Rest in peace sal" +But thats 2016 in space years,pretty sure earth has been around since the beginning of time +"Reddit is against false accusations, but it's suddenly ok when it's against someone you dislike? Not a trump fan at all, but this is such a shitty attitude.",Everything is that isn't ok is ok when it's used against people you disagree with.. get with the times. +Police Sketches of 5 Literary Characters Based on Their Book Descriptions,They should have done Hermione and put to rest the question of her race. +"Push, I was afraid that I'd be left hanging there!",Thats the first reddit hawks chant ive been able to get in on before anyone else already had done it so thank you good sir ! +What is socially acceptable in America which is not anywhere else?,Electing an orange cheeto with the finesse of stephen hawking attempting ballet. +"I was being sarcastic. I pay **$0.14/kWh** to the utility, why would I pay **$407/kWh** ?",Most people don't plan on using the powerwall once and then throwing it away. +This sub likes to hate on all cops. not all cops are the same.,"Yea, some personally assault people and abuse their powers, others just cheer them on and help cover up/justify the other cops actions." +"To begin stop insulting people who dont like Hillary as sexist,mysogynists and priviliged.","Stop insulting people who like Hillary as low-information voters, CTR workers, shills, and people who don't understand policies." +Don't worry guys. It will be bad. Warlock gets no good lengendaries.,TIL Jaraxxus and Mal'Ganis are bad legendaries +"Or, y'know, I could vote for a better film.",Heresy! +Kiasu parent changed her story about reporter from Today invading the privacy of her and her child.,Stir ah stir woo! +How to Scare a Burglar with Google Translate,That is what Janet Yellen will say in 10 years... +"Tried to get a girl over to impress her with this, she stood me up",More for you. +what was the game with the 2 hour intro?,Took him 2 hours to make his skyrim character +We Blew Up the Server,Banned for exploitation of weapons :p ... however this can be used maliciously though +It actually was taken down after his new album released.,"If I hadn't been Rick rolled moments ago elsewhere in this thread, I might've fallen for that." +Don't have any I recommend because I don't use them but head over to r/Rainmeter! There's a lot of options and they will help you get setup if you haven't used rainmeter before!,I was a bit intimidated by rainmeter at first but it turned out to be very simple. +I'm more of a fan of the sticky bandit,don't read below if you want to retain brain cells +Men only love two things in this world,"Because clearly, no woman has ever told a single lie in her life." +"Fun story: Fritz Lang was anxious about fascism and Nazis during the first year of Nazi power, and argued with his wife about it incessantly. He was of Jewish heritage and suggested leaving because the anti-Semitism was disgusting him and making him nervous, but his wife and friends persuaded him he was being silly and owed loyalty to Germany as the country that 'made him'. He made one more movie, and Joseph Goebbels summoned him personally for a meeting in which he explained that his movie was being banned but that he was an enormous fan of Lang's and wanted to make him head of Germany's film industry. Lang said he was deeply honoured, went home, told his wife That fellow is a monster, and had fled to Paris by morning. The next year, Germany passed the laws that would have imprisoned him as a race-mixing Jew. If he hadn't picked up that Joseph Goebbels was a raging sociopath during a polite meeting, he might've wound up in the camps.",Maybe him leaving Goebbels hanging like that is what lead to his deep desire to punish all Jews. +I hope you lose.,Thanks buddy +Sigh,TRUTH. +Oh shut the fuck up,Its not +Snacks!,Bambi with tusks +Duck 76: We're all ducks now.,Soldier 70 Ducks +This penny had a misprint,When is a penny not a penny? +Do you guys think religion should be banned? Why? Why not?,"Yes, let's give government more power!" +Logan Thomas signed to the Giants practice squad for the fifth time this season after being released four times,"Pfft, big deal, pretty sure the Pats have released and re-signed Gronk's little brother at least twice that many times" +People who drive and change lanes without ever looking in their blind spot. Are they psychic?,No need to check your blind spot when you're the fastest one on the road. +How is it political? It can be if it's given a political spin to it but how in itself is it innately a political article?,"Look, if you are an anti-free market communist just say so." +Money making Whats the best way to make money because holy shit stuff is expensive as fuck and the grind would take weeks,Modding +"~~Banshee from AUR?~~ I take it back use MPD, NCMPCPP, and MPV",Which are totally similar to banshee its GUI +Same with Confederate flag wavers ;),Except the Confederate flag represents a state that was explicitly founded on the idea that white people are superior to black people and that the correct condition for black people is slavery. +Are we talking 490 alpha on a 130mm? or higher still?,I was thinking 490 yeah... With a much longer reload and lower DPM of course to compensate. +Should we start a husky model calendar,Yes! +"England trio Manu Tuilagi, Maro Itoje and George Kruis set to return from injury in Champions Cup action","Oh good, just what we need, more competition in the midfield, our depth is a bit weak there" +People arguing about things they don't really have a firm grasp on is in no way exclusive to reddit.,He didn't say that it was. +"Sen. Alan Cayetano, nakita na! Bayag nya, hinahanap pa!",Nasa bulsa ni DU30. +I've never seen a single Harry Potter movie.,Its one of those movies where you are probably less likely to enjoy if you are already an adult. +I don't think Todd has been good at all today. Easing in to the game and being afraid to throw for an entire half.,Well all I know right now is it seems like the Bengals know our play book front to back. +Thank god people in here aren't coaches.,I mean the vikings subreddit seems to be doing a fine job as being a collective coach +you fucking liar,Convincing argument. +"holy shit, that camera guy got rocked",That's a microphone +"Nobody will say that, Nassib is terrible.",U rite. +What is obviously true but many deny it?,Marijuana is less dangerous than alcohol and has less side effects than most psychiatric medication. +Oh my god that's just comically graphic.,"Thought the same thing, it's straight out of Hot Fuzz" +Makes up for that horrible 4v2 they had right before this.,"Bacca really killed it, Niang was free" +"Minnesota, Wild, Dubnyk, Dumba, Blackhawks","I only see 3, you seem to have accidentally put commas in the Minnesota Wild Dubnyks" +"Now just imagine instead of showing your love with hugs, you show love with punches",Please tell me you just forgot to add a +Since? Just over one.,How many years were you in a coma? +You're confusing social progress with economic progress.,"No, he's confusing reality with the loopy fantasy-world in his head." +"God - the bible Jesus and Holy Spirit were pretty cool, God was a genocidal spiteful bitch",Don't carry an umbrella in the rain +Oh no! Not violence! Sidenote: remember when true American hero Franklin D. Roosevelt beat Hitler with hugs and kisses?,Fighting Fascists makes you literally a Fascist! +It doesn't matter who's wrong or right,Mom's spaghetti +Frost & Flame | League of Legends Community Collab,That awkward moment when NA cant roast EU and just has to boast their own region +I'm swoll and dumb but I still can't pull any chicks. Where are these girls at?,You gotta curl in the squat rack more. +Thanks Ana players,"I feel pressure already when Mercy is boosting, when Ana ults on I go wild (pun intended)" +How to properly capture a fart,This was the fourth top post on this subreddit... +"Yeah, it should go back to slobbing Obama's knob. Amirite?",It's so weird how people react differently to different presidents +My brother hit the jackpot,Dragon Blade too op +It's pretty standard given The Chive's FLBP posts that have been around for years and years,because everyone reads chive +The refs are legitimately fixing this game. I'm so done with the NFL.,You are legitimately stupid for thinking that +"No, in this case it's fine because of the ammonia in the dog piss.",You dropped this: +Yes. They even brought him into the locker room after the game and the fan got the stick signed and took pictures with Tyler Johnson.,"He originally got invited in to return the stick, but the fan claimed finders keepers." +How does home and away affect lines?,Masks in the locker room to hide the players' true identities. +people who believe in horseshoe theory don't know shit about politics,Stalin and Hitler were exactly the same because they both had authoritative rules +"Awesome as always! I love these edits (I already said that, but whatever)!",Thank you! +Carey Price,Lulz Someone forgot a +"Roadkill comments on FDH's package. NSFW I am in a really bad mood and need to vent. As some of you may know the man that basically raised FDH just died. Roadkill was also yoo preoccupied with herself and her own agenda to tell FDH when it happened. FDH is in a piss poor mood, and I finally made him take a nap for some peace. My FDH doesn't get sad, he gets angry, and unfortunately I get to take the brunt of it. He isnt being nasty, just has a really short temper, and he has every right to be mad. So here are some BECs with Roadkill, and Babs! Bossy Ass Bitch, Roadkill's mom. Ok so first things first, Roadkil cannot manage money, just like basically every other MIL from hell on here. She would always ask FDH for money first thing in the morning when he was asleep for money. This was when he was in high school. He worked 30 hours a week, and made good money. He couldn't get a bank account at the time without an adult, so he didn't get one. FDH is not a morning person, so says whatever someone wants so they leave him alone. Too many times he opened his wallet and there was nothing, even though he had $200 the day before. He started hiding his money until he turned 18. She would then be pissed because how was she supposed to buy cigarettes, groceries, and gas? Ugh. Next Short story. FDH loves basketball shorts, he lounges in them at the house and he will wear them a lot in the summer. Well that stopped when Roadkill decided it was appropriate to constantly mention how FDH is well endowed, and she wishes her man was too. Her man was not her husband, and husband was in the room. Entirely cringe worthy. Then she added how lucky I am.. ughh This was the first month we were dating, I had seen nothing yet. When she kept repeating it later on I agreed, making her cringe. So next is when Roadkill found out we were having sex. We were in college, dating for about a year and a half, FDH was sneaking condoms into the house. I was out in the car waiting. She lays into him about waiting til marriage. Ha ha ha. 5 children born out of wedlock, 3 different fathers. First kid at 19. SIL was pregnant, they still aren't married yet. FDH flipped saying at least he was being safe, and that I was also on the pill. He was older than her when BIL1 was born. She chases him out of the house screaming, because BIL1 and FSFIL ganged up on her for the first time. She had been buying BIL1 condoms since he was 16. FDH was 19, I was 18. Ahh so how bout one from Babs now. FDH was Babs favorite until neice was born. Babs favored him because Roadkill treated him like shit and he need the attention. Now Babs was an Alcoholic, everyone before FDH and his brother were. FDH and his brothers have to be very careful with alcohol. Babs knew she had no control over BIL1, he was too stubborn. When she found out FDH was drinking she would call him several times a day crying for weeks. We were in college, that's what college kids do. Also FDH doesn't much care for alcohol, and rarely gets drunk. When he does drink, it is normally a beer. To this day she cries everytime FDH has a beer, or sips my drink. Babs on our sex life. It should not exist out of wedlock. She routinely sends FDH religious pamphlets on sex. She had been living with a man that was not her husband for 20 years. I am also the devil because FDH and I are equals, I do not cook, clean, and serve FDH. SIL does this for BIL1. Babs makes sure to tell me to clean up after and serve FDH at every event. 5 and a half years later, I have never done such a thing. What all of these things have in common are hypocrisy, and are my fault, well with the exception of my FDH package size. I corrupted FDH with sex and drinking, and I do not serve him like a proper woman should. I just need to say, we were 17 when we did it the first time, of course it was the 17 year old boy that wanted to do it. I understand the concern somewhat, as everyone were teenaged moms in this family, but we had already been having sex for over a year at this point. Also now we are 22 and 23 and have no baby, yet we still get shamed. As for drinking, that's a part of life at college. Almost everyone tries it. Again I understand the concern, but they saw FDH on holidays and over the summer. He very rarely drank, to this day he goes months without drinking and maybe as a beer here and there. Making drinking a taboo is exactly why roadkill started. I also knew the family history and eased FDH into it. I also have always been vigilant about his intake. Now the most frustrating BEC is who steals money from their child, and then gets mad when the child wisens up? A bad fucking mom. My parents helped him stash his money, and replace any stolen money. They also paid to have his car repaired and other issues because Roadkill couldn't be bothered. Babs and Roadkill then got pissed because he wasn't going to his famil for help. I took the phone both times saying he asked his family first, and they said no. I asked my family and I have money later that day, and my dad offered to bring a car up for us. We needed the car to go grocery shopping, and go home. We were 4 hours away for school. Had no jobs. The money we did have was for rent and food. They just responded with I stole him. My response? It's not difficult to steal something presented on a silver platter. Now on to prepare for this week of hell coming up. Funerals with Roadkill are there own special hell. Hopefully this time I won't hear how I am pregnant from people I don't know.",Oh you are totally to blame for the size of his D. +"Pack it up guys, we've been caught!",I got my check from the Russian consulate and it cleared with no problems. +"I love the Mexican people I love their spirit. And they have great leaders you know - very smart. Much smarter than our leaders. Our leaders are...stupid. We have stupid people making these deals. NAFTA is the single worst trade deal in American history, believe me folks.",I love them in tacos and burritos... oh not that type of love.... I'll see myself out now... +I also doubt the average state employee knows how to route bitcoin payments to specific vanity addresses like this.,"Hell, even the Secretary of State doesn't know how to properly use email!" +It displays the bus CCTV because buses are a prime location for illegal activities in Edinburgh.,Aye but they'll push for the most severe punishment for those who do ;) +Do you think a top 5 goalie is Hasek esque quality?,One of the best of all time so why not +Why is Donald Trump so TRIGGERED?,I think it might be best to avoid the comments on this one... +Not Major Applewhite.,Why not he's good with the trainers? +You could have just said: please communicate more,Yeah but then they wouldn't read it amirite? +Just an average Uruguayan LAN party,"No, ur gay!" +What popular movie have you never seen?,"Titanic, and never will." +Can you blow me where the pampers is?,Cashier +And it's not like you choose who to give your eggs to anyways (or is it?).,"From my severely limited understanding you could if you were literally donating, like to a couple you knew, but donating (selling) eggs is different." +Yeah I mean she's clearly taking a deliberate selfie. No one holds their phone at arms length like that just because.,"She was using the phone as a mirror and accidentally snapped a photo, give her a break!" +Some of the best titles you've seen in Monster Hunter Generation I love titles so much because you can be serious or you can be like dark souls messages in a nutshell. What have you seen that was really profound or really stupid?,Friend's name is Your Mom and his title is World's Best Bargain +It's his branding. He puts his face in the corner so you know it's a video by Chris Stuckmann and not by someone else. It also keeps his videos together. If you go to his uploads page all of his video thumbnails follow a certain theme which is good for your branding. There's a specific reason for having it.,Doesn't explain why he is always pulling those goofy expressions +"Mostly this, yes. You'll be hard-pressed to find video evidence where another Presidential front-runner's campaign manager isn't prepared to regurgitate, and recycle scripted answers, even if they aren't necessarily relevant to the question that was being asked.",Are you saying that's a good thing? +There's ambiguity over whether Tony is killed in the final scene or not. You don't get a definitive answer.,Hes killed imo +After Tens of Thousands Hillary email leaks: NOT ONE SINGLE YOGA EMAIL WAS FOUND! just sayin',This is a sad day for Yoga. +"reddit admins pls the only solution is to stalk my profile really, and try to ignore the posts I make on other subs.",will stalk +Cook is going to get Rodgers' phone number at the end of this one,Lol jk +You have a valid opinion sir/ma'am. Have an upvote,But I came here for an argument! +My pumpkin carving might be recognisable to some of you,Jungle Japes. +"I would love to see the Dog & Button become a worldwide chain of pubs, with JB memorabilia all over the walls.",I was thinking the same thing! +(Survivor Series Spoilers) Nasty spot from Men's elimination.,just a concussion no biggie +"Was looking through old videos, the David Lee pass to Curry made me feel hella nostalgic.",What's crazy was that Monta made the drive and dish to DLee on that play. +"Call this number... I come in for audit one night to a vague note from my GM. Now, I've worked for good GMs and bad GMs. The good ones that will stick around a few hours after their normal quitting time if there's a large group coming in to help make sure everything goes smoothly. The bad ones that you don't bother trying to call when they're off the clock because you know they won't answer anyway. This one wasn't good or bad, just... meh. The note says BAR for the night is $149, (3x the actual BAR listed in the PMS), non negotiable. (We're at 45-50% occupancy, the upcharge makes no sense). A block of rooms has been set to OOO. Do not rent them or move anyone into them. Also, call this number after the last arrival. Weird, right? Well, my last check-in shows up a little before midnight. So, I call the number: [City] Police. Detective [Name]. Uhm, what? Me: Sorry, I think I've got the wrong number? Detective: Impossible. Someone gave you this number. Who is this? Me: I'm calling from [hotel] and... Detective: Finally! We'll be right there. *click* 30 minutes later, my lobby is full of police officers in tactical gear. All the exits from the parking lot are blocked off with police cars. I'm not exactly on the right side of the law at the moment myself (failure to appear bench warrant), so I'm not asking any questions. Cops make me nervous. However, hospitality kicks in and I put on a few pots of coffee, put out a basket of muffins and bagels from the breakfast room, then head out for a smoke. Outside is even worse. There are officers checking/prepping their weapons, putting on bullet proof vests and setting up a perimeter. What the fuck is going on here?! Finally, after about half an hour, an officer comes up to me and says they're ready. He wants to make sure all adjacent rooms are empty and needs a key to the room. I let him know I have no earthly clue what he is talking about. Didn't your manager tell you? She said everything would be ready to go when you called. I still have no idea, so I show him the vague note I was left. He was not happy with the information I was given... Turns out, we had a guest dealing heroin out of his room for the last week. The cops had spent that time building a case against the dealer and busting small time users when they left the room. Apparently, a guy they busted earlier in the day said the dealer had re-upped, so there was a lot of heroin in the room along with guns he was trying to sell. Well isn't that just lovely? This, of course, was the reason the rooms were down for maintenance and why they were waiting for all arrivals. The cops didn't want anyone wandering into, or out of, any rooms in the area. My GM had all of this information, and instead of hanging around to help handle it herself, or, you know, telling me exactly what was going on, she let me find out the fun way. Thanks so very much for that... The dealer was arrested without incident. Several guns and a few pounds of heroin were found. I also heard from my girlfriend that an officer later came by and had a few choice words with my GM about how unprepared she left me for the situation. It didn't help. :(",Obviously you had to be left in the dark so that they wouldn't catch on +Robert Kelly owners Out of how many people who own Kelly started him tonight? I had him on the bench for Hyde and Miller and now am kicking myself for not starting him. Anyone here clinch playoff berth because of starting him?,"Now, uh, usually I don't do this but uh..." +"In your opinion, what is the most clever lyric you've ever heard in a song?","Late to the party as usually but, I came fast like 911 in white neighborhoods" +I don't think they've ever released two singles before the album came out.,I'm wondering if this is a result of the changing music industry that's favoring singles more with streaming being more common +Hearing from NFL sources that Patriots TE Rob Gronkowski could be undergoing back surgery.,Too early to start talking about a Madden Curse? +"When the music for Stronger then you kicks in i knew shit was going down, literally :v",That's gross... +and MY AXE!,The NX is the one ring confirmed. +Really hoping for hybrid mana costs. I wouldn't even mind if the decks are built as two color decks but with commanders that have the potential to go up to four colors because of hybrid mana.,Mana Cost: {WU}{WB}{WR}{UB}{UR}{BR} +Who would that be though? Watson? I really don't think he's a first round player.,"Everyone has a boner for Watson but I think he will be a bust Clemson just a school filled with talent and it makes everyone look good as a unit, not in other systems" +"The creator of the internet is in his 70's. If I saw him, I might mistake him for just another grandpa who doesn't know how to use the internet.",Al Gore is only 68 +"Nobody expects that? The market does. That's a big reason why rent is so ridiculous. It's not targeted for one income. There's been plenty of reviewers studies, pick one out and read it.",You're using 2 senses of expect that aren't necessarily interchangeable. +*animal sacrifice*,Oh how *barbaric*. +"Had my first trump cup come in Right after a conglomerate of children asking for ridiculous names on their cups. First the kids are giggling at the end of the bar just WAITING for me to call out the names. I hand off their drinks, calling out only the drink names and modifications. Then as I'm walking away I hear one and what's the name for that? But I made sure all the drinks were facing the kids so they could read their stupid names off the labels themselves and pretended I didn't hear them. Perhaps if I were in a playful mood, I'd play along. But I was not. Anyway. Right after that I see the trump sticker print out. I make the drink and only called out the drink name and tried to kinda hide behind the mastrena so they wouldn't complain to me. But gosh, after seeing TRUMP printed out on the cup I could FEEL my opinions actively changing! WhOa. And I could see my coworker on POS transforming into a trump supporter. It was truly magical and I guess those people boycotting Starbucks know what they're doing!","Read your story, and now I'm a Trump supporter" +frankwhispers 3MG GG249 K pack $570,Totally best press I've ever seen! +Frost on the roof of my car this morning,phhhh we all know it is really a picture of your car +GOP Rep: Trump cabinet will have women in top positions,"But of course, trump likes women on top." +Seriously though fucks those guys.,But pipes save lives! +GOP Rep: Trump cabinet will have women in top positions,... and bottom positions? +You can only step up to 1080 within 30 days of purchase. I was interested and did some investigation for my own card during the summer,"OP literally stated 2 months, you must have misunderstood" +1992 - 2013 all riots are part of saffron terrorism used to polarize communities ahead of elections. of course i don't expect any bhaktajan to ever acknowledge it.,Yes and muslims never initiated a fight. +Is this a good way to boost national interest?,It is. +"I got a DJ sona skin shard, now what? I randomly got a DJ sona skin shard, but it costs 3k essence!!! After getting this lucky, do I really need to grind essence for around 8 months assuming I get 4 key shards a month, and get ~300 essence skin shards, and that's assuming I don't get champion shards or other skis I like","the skin sucks, trust" +Boss Items 2,"If there were a 25% chance to get one of these different colored items when you got a white bag drop, imagine how many people would be looking for the Black Doku." +Martin actually writes on an old Pentium machine with green-on-black text display that runs DOS.,"yeah, but typewriter works better for the visual :)" +"They should revert the trap change but in turn darken the trap a little, maybe make the default trap as dark as the logwood dye traps, lowgwood dye traps are as dark as tar bottle draps and those are even darker.","Yes, cause we need more invisible traps." +Whoa. Edgy. Are one of those people I saw crying at the shillary hq?,"Thanks for electing the least qualified, most hateful and ignorant President ever!" +Thank you very much for taking time to share your experience on this. Your suggestion sounds like a good plan. Did you have an existing number with verizon? If so did you manage to keep it?,I ported my number from Tmo last month to the initial Walmart $50/5gb plan as a new activation. +"My football team had way more yards than you, so I don't care that you actually had more touchdowns!!! I refuse to say you won. Look at our total yards!!! I don't care what the score says...we had more offensive yards....we moved the ball better, our offense is better...its not meant to be this way....ban the stupid touchdown system and points... It should be based on who can get more yards, that's a better indicator of who is better at football.",Yards and touchdowns dont have to live with the policies of the winning team. +"I'm so glad we have a white President, it's reassuring to have someone who will hold the interests of the White community in high regard. Whoa!! All of a sudden it's racism.","But please, liberals, don't divide this country by talking about race!" +"So you're letting other people decide for you, that's your right.","Im voting third party, specifically Johnson if you want to know." +"No, rockstar will only ever ban the hacker / modder. The money you received will be taken off you however.",And a little more if they think you had ill gotten money or just paying themselves for their time. +Created the Dragon Claws spec from scratch,it looks like rs3 garbage +they where never relevant,But *the ethics of gaming journalism* are so important +If you ever need additional cringe just re read your edit to the comment. Its the gift that keeps on giving.,"Ahem, I believe the correct term here is" +For like 16 years or something she has been your sister. Fucking her on the 17th just seems eww eww ewwww,But her overly exaggerated physical features though +ah ok - ill check out stormlogs. thanks.,"Calling it a small userbase is an understatement of the year, there was an attempt to make it replace hotslogs but it couldnt handle the traffic and wasn't usable so people have abandoned it for now." +Do you want federal price regulations for medication? Cause this is how you get federal price regulations for medications.,Exactly +Dear horrible journalists. Enjoy unemployment.,"Yeah, fuck the first amendment!" +PFF: 10 worst players on Sunday,"To be honest, Donald Stephenson should still be on this list this week." +"I was, again, surprised by a complete lack of Alvin Davis. As a quick comparison, as a Mariner, Davis had a .281 BA, .381 OBP, and .453 SLG. He had a Fielding % of .992 and a Range Factor of 9.87. Olerud had a .285 BA, .388 OBP, .439 SLG...and a Fielding % of .997 with a Range Factor of 9.18. So Olerud had a slightly better bat (but less power) and a bit better fielding, but less range. Seems like a near-tie to me? Langston did make the lineup at least. Obviously Ichiro and Griffey are locks. So that leaves Buhner v. Cameron. Buhner had a .255 BA, .360 OBP and .497 SLG in Seattle. He had a .988 Fielding % and a Range Factor of 2.02. And before you mention it, I am aware he had a cannon of an arm. Cameron had a .256 BA, .350 OBP and .448 SLG in Seattle...along with a .988 Fielding % and a Range Factor of 3.03. Batting is pretty comparable with Buhner clearly having more power, but I think Cameron's Range Factor blows Buhner out of the water, affecting a lot of peoples' decisions. I mean, imagine an OF with Cameron-Griffey-Ichiro...would anything land? You forgot Jeff Cirillo haha",Fielding % and ranger factor are both terrible metrics for defense. +"How do I disrupt the leovold Puzzlebox combo? [[Leovold, Emissary of Trest]] and [[Teferi's Puzzlebox]] combo into each other, such that you cannot draw more than one card per turn, and on your turn your hand gets shuffled into your deck (after drawing your card for the turn). The combo can be on the field by turn 4 without ramp. Is the only answer to this combo having instant-speed removal, drawn then cast in response to the Puzzlebox trigger?",[[Necropotence]] is one way around it +People feel overwhelmed in gyms because of intimidation. My ideal world is one in which that is minimized.,So you'd rather change the outside world than grow the self? +"What are your Favourite A7X Choruses? I have been thinking about this a bunch lately and I want to hear what you guys think too. And I don't mean just vocal-wise, I'm talking the whole band. 1. Save Me - Perfect vocal melody and tone, and the guitar work behind it compliments it so well. 2. Trashed and Scattered - Again the vocal delivery and Gates's guitar lead are so good together. 3. Acid Rain - M fucking Shadows 4. Afterlife - The Rev's melody writing here in the vocals is some of his best work. 5. The Stage - Still pretty fresh in my mind, but this chorus to me encompasses the Avenged sound really well. Great melody here and instrumentation here. Thoughts? What are your top 5?",Top 8 (can't pick 5) are: Carry on Unholy Confessions Critical Acclaim Paradigm M.I.A Bat Country Afterlife Nightmare +"Money makes you exempt to laws and rules 9/10. Doesn't matter what you did, you can find someone to buy out.",*but she didn't have intent* +Could have just boiled that down to Remember Rhys? Aggravated.,You got somewhere to be? +"i swear, even crouching Bastion is noisy af",What you gonna say abut loud as fuck noise of Roadhog chains when crouching? +Dead horse corpse as sniper camo (WWI),You can't do this in bf1 because the horses don't die. +"Ah yes, the Model 10-A AA.",Can it shoot down an A-10 though? +Wichita State vs #23 Michigan State,I think his shit is dislocated +Most of us aren't special. Many of us aren't even above average.,I would go so far as to say most of us aren't even average. +A chef ....thats mother funken Jacques Pepin!,"You know, just one of them chefs" +"Don't have an answer. You can find plenty of secret films from inside slaughter houses, but even then you'd be guessing as to how often it fails. They have to do a a lot of work, and do it fast. Maybe they bolt gun isn't placed on the right spot or a particular cow has a thick skull. Bottom line, the method does fail sometimes. As a method of execution, the pace isn't an issue so proper set up shouldn't be an issue. Pardon the grossness... If you reeeeaaally want to make it a sure execution using a captive bolt gun you could go so far as to add 'arms' to the bolt that fold out when it fires & make it so the bolt rotates during the firing process. So instead of just puncturing the skull and striking the brain you also get a 'egg beater' effect that scrambles everything.",I'm with this guy lets Anton Chigger them instead. +*her,"there we go, added a her in there" +10 Reasons Why the Golden State Warriors is NOT a Super Team,"I don't know what you people are talking about, this video is great!" +Pretty much every team does this if they are down by alot.,Then he should have been in at the end of the 1st quarter the last few weeks! +porn irl,you can't joke about that... +"Lucky Guess: Spokane @ Kamloops - Oct. 12th Sidebar has been updated, if I miss any points please let me know. If you say I missed points and your post is edited it will be discounted (ie: if you want to edit your guess delete your old one and make a new one prior to game start). &nbsp; Let's Do This! &nbsp; 1. Final Score and Winning Team 2. Game Winning Goal Scorer 3. Insurance Goal Scorer (If you do not think there will be an insurance goal, that can be your answer)",* 5-3 Chiefs * Mini Yamo * JAD +"people gift me gold for posts and i have no idea what its purpose is. i come here for news, discussion, and to voice my thoughts... not for gold, upvotes, or anything else. reddit is not a lifestyle for me",You are truly enlightened. +"You can't shortcut that, while its mathematically possible to mill your opponent until Emrakul is the last card in their library, you can't shortcut it.","I'm just learning what slow play is today, obviously this would be impracticable and not allowed apparently." +To be fair large groups of Chinese tourists are terrible no matter where they are. No regard for anyone else around them.,Das RASCIST +"Hillary Clinton would beat Donald Trump in every country polled except Russia, poll finds","That poll is RIGGED!, I tell ya...RIGGED!" +Cut into half centimetre slices and grill on toast. It's nicer than you'd think.,It's my understanding that Spam is basically just the inside of a hotdog in a different shape. +Does Mr. Pichai owe this to India? Shall we start a WhatsApp shit forward branding him a desh drohi or something?,It's all fault of demonetization and modi +"Yo I don't have any thing to add, this band sounds like its right up my alley though",Were the two black dudes a sell for ya? +Not playing.,one final kick in the groin for my fantasy weekend. +"Forget class of 92! Giggs and Terry, the untold story.","--Giggs and Terry, The Untold Story No WAG is safe" +I don't understand the point of that sub. People post shots of themselves doing stand-up with a quote of the joke they were telling while the picture was being taken? Why not just post a video...,Same reason we get those strips of frames from movies/tv shows with subtitles rather than a video clip. +"Open wall of text to CCP regarding their merch store Dear CCP, It was with great delight that after several years of asking, and several years of delays, EVE once again was to have a merch store. Now I'm not going to get bogged down with analysing what's available via the store. I think most will agree that there could be more variety but given the length of time we've been waiting there's no real complaints here and people are just happy they can finally buy merch related to their favourite online game. Except they can't. Now I don't know what the demographic split is for EVE Online, but I do know that there is a pretty decent EU timezone. I also know that CCP are based in Iceland, with servers in London. There's also a pretty decent Australian/New Zealand following, as well as hundreds, possibly thousands of players from other areas of the world such as Russia, Asia, Africa, UAE, Middle East, etc etc I really can't put into words my disgust and annoyance at the ridiculous situation which is the shipping prices. It was really a no brainer that players from around the world would be looking to buy merchandise, particularly in Europe. *In fact I believe there was an excuse in the past from CCP about delays due to be finding a good provider for the store...* It is completely unacceptable that people in Europe are paying a minimum of $50 for shipping PLUS a 20~% price hike on incoming goods due to international taxes. I don't want to sit silent and say this is ok, I just won't use the store because I actually want to buy merch, and I know lots of other people do to. I want to hear what CCP are doing to rectify the situation, whether that's opening up with a secondary supplier in Europe, renegotiating fees, or something else entirely. It's just NOT good enough for a company as old and experienced as CCP. Basic market research shows that there are many international purchases from all sorts of suppliers from games merch, to digital equipment, sports gear, books, etc that ship for far less than what the EVE Store is happening. PLEASE SORT THIS OUT. I'm not expecting an overnight fix, just an acknowledgement that yes this is not acceptable for fans overseas and we are working on a solution. This is where we are at currently, here is when you can expect another update Please and thank you.",I just want to see how much of this stuff is being bought. +And transgenders for being transgender,"In the middle east they actual make gay people go through transition, because apparently a surgery that someone doesn't want is somehow better than being gay." +"I have politics, I have pokemans, uh! This.","That title belongs on this sub, no offense" +Could you please edit the algorithm? Nothing about the Brazil plane crash showed up on my front page until like 10 hours after it happened. It's really annoying when I discover something first from Facebook rather than Reddit. The sites been like that for months now.,"But if you want news, why not check a news-site like a newspaper once in a while instead of relying on facebook/reddit?" +"As soon as I saw it, I thought to myself. That looks great, but it would be really cool if the case were a big heatsink.... And it is!",yeah but it's also 50 dollars. +"I read this as edge of fridge and pictured you standing on top of the refrigerator since AJ's injury yesterday, with a bottle of whiskey in hand, just waiting to jump to the kitchen floor.",Found Eddie Lacey +water into IPA,I'm only into Imperial Double IPA's #datjuice +I honestly wonder if the meme would die if they just named the gorilla Harambe. The confusion of talking about the alive one or the deceased would make me not want to put the effort in.,Harambe and Harambaby +RANCH!,COOL _______ DORITOS ? +Booker & Quizzer isn't Hill injured?,Not according to ESPN +His team also holds the record for least amount of offensive yards in a FBS game in the Arkansas Texas bowl back in the 2014 season. Like everything that Strong did better than everyone else seemed to be breaking bad records,To be fair he had no chance against a SEC defense! +Boy Spends Summer Mowing Lawns to Buy Headstone For Father He Never Knew,Can we donate or something? +Audio Technica still available?,Both are still available. +The command line is built for advanced users. The terseness of unix saves more time for advanced users in the long run than the verboseness of Powershell saves for beginner users. Typing 'Invoke-WebRequest' with its mix of capitals and lower is incredibly annoying when you're doing it multiple times.,built for advanced users is just an excuse used to justify poor UX. +Might as well stop the use of alcohol while they're at it. It will work just as well.,It sure did in America! +"What magical elo do you play at for an entire team to be grouped up in a 5 meter circle, all looking one direction?",That's quickplay or arcade +"It's new so no one has experiance, I guess you could try it and tell us. It seems gimmicky, and doesn't seem to solve any of the real problems people have with regular test kits, IMO.","I didn't think it was that new, there are reviews from 2012." +Somewhere in a parallel universe,"It's not the universe we deserve, it's the one we need" +Is that Jack White?,Yes +It's a trap.,"If only that poor Russian's girl's family could hear his muffled potato screams before they died one by one, killed by rotting potato fumes :(" +"Kai seems to be making more content for his (own) channel, RIP dream team?","Three videos, one this week, one last weeks and one from 5months ago, yes I think he has obviously split from digitalrev and is 100% on his own" +"Make all US citizens 18 and older organ donors by default. To remove yourself from the list, you can opt out and be listed as a non-donor on your ID.",Wales does this! +"Why can't we open Titan's or Mule's doors? I don't understand why doesn't Rockstar allow us to open the doors of large vehicles, like Titan or Mule. It would allow some really fun and crazy stuff to happen! There used to be a glitch to open Mule's doors, but it was patched by Rockstar. This indicates that Rockstar wants to specifically *prevent* us from doing it.","'cause fuck you, that's why" +"Following is of my favorites of his. Along with Memento, The Prestige, Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, and Interstellar. Lol",Doodlebug? +"Not even that, I actually liked Devasted for a bit. But he's really just doing nothing right now. Pro Era has just fallen off and its sad to see.",Sad to see none of the other member's projects gained traction +"I don't buy this, it's all a money making scheme for the Big Environmental companies.",You dropped this +"This makes me nervous. The last two times the Republicans got elected by appealing to the white working class (Nixon and Reagan) we responded four years later by moving to the left. We lost both times in epic landslides. I agree that moving toward her style of rhetoric would be a good idea, but if we run on a platform of raising taxes on the middle class in 2020 then we're going to get destroyed.","Yeah, but the Millennials have a plan this time." +Still double double there bud,I'm pretty sure she's called a McDouble ;) +I ought to be jealous of the tower. She is more famous than I am.,Sorry I haven't heard of you before u/zebogo :( ^ +its as if the new generation missed out on reading 1984 and brave new world.,Maybe they don't want to be hunted down by the Ministry of Truth. +Sure but you aren't Filippino. You don't have to walk the streets they have to walk at night. You don't have to tolerate the nationwide corruption that they have tolerated for decades upon decades. Yet here you are calling them assholes for democratically electing a man who is genuine in his beliefs (disagreeable as they are) and has a resume of cleaning up the city he was mayor of. Duterte has already done great social good by implementing a 911-like call system across the Philippines and his hard stance on drug pushers has so far worked wonders for his people.,How is systematically murdering drug dealers and drug USERS going to solve the problem of corruption? +"Look to my coming, at first light, on Sunday, Week 15. At dawn, look to the East.",Now you've got me looking forward to a dwarf blowing that giant viking horn. +"Nope, but it's coming,",Sure cause you obviously know everything and you are never wrong +Yup. Had a Note 5 that I sold few month ago because of software issues. That thing was gorgeous!,"Shit, my note 3 still looks good and runs flawlessly rooted w/ roms" +"as someone with a few thousand strange coins, i like this idea too","As long as Xur charges silver or silver dust, I'd be happy." +"yeah, but the spammer is probably fully invested with leveraged short, that's why he's so desperate to bring down the network and price with it.","damn, that's gotta hurt" +"You know, if you're gonna take it there, keep in mind that you're the one suggesting different gender roles means inequality.",Thought I didn't need to add the +"Boy, that didn't work out so well for Obama, huh?",I'm concerned for Alex Baldwin. +For yourself and you must have been absent during all the posts of the BB and AB drops and the concerns of the buyers. But its hilarious how you cant see the flaws of what you are saying. How cant you noticw that what you say doesnt make sense regardless of your knowledge of knives.,"Yup, that link to that very specific comment deffinetly conviced me, never buying another BRS product." +"My guess is he and his team don't want to flip the bill for the 22 canceled shows so he gets hospitalized making it a medical issue. Now the insurance company, or companies, that all big productions like this carry will have to pay for it.","Well, that's what you get for going to a Kanye West concert." +YEAHHHHH GOIN TO THE PLAYOFFS THANK YOU LAMAR,Congrats! +The moment CouRage realized he'd be facing Huke in an SnD 1nD,haHAA +I guarantee you that there is a DD dealer in your state. Whether or not he's willing to sell to you is a whole different matter.,I haven't been able to find one but if you know of one in WA that would be a huge help to me. +Dudes pick a fight with the wrong skinny white kid.,Mirror? +OMG Tiny teamkilling with Throw in 10v10 Arcade... I can't believe any self-respecting Dev would allow this to be a thing. With 20 players there's bound to be one cancerous tool who joined just to screw his team over. Especially with no Low-Priority to de-incentivize this... I looked at the tab and only 4 of the 9 allies are shown for the possibility of disabling Team Help,Then create your own 10v10 mode with custom UI to disable help for 10 heroes because valve ain't implementing this anytime soon. +It's Tuesday in Cannington.,It's Cannington FTFY ;) +"People often forge that when push came to shove, McCain voted AGAINST a ban on waterboarding.",Can't really compare a push or shove to being waterboarded. +"What is your personal favorite skin? What is your 'default' shaco skin? Personally, it doesn't feel right if I'm not using workshop or mad hatter.","I have this thing when I play AP shaco I always use Masked shaco I like the E, when I play ranks usually play Workshop/Mad hatter and for normals all the other skins" +"There has been an 84% rise in foreigners entering India illegally or overstaying: As many as 627 foreigners were convicted for crimes under the Foreigners Act in 2015, a 120% increase over 2014.",FDI bruh! +I'm starting a fight with my wife.,I hope your couch is comfortable =( +"If Breitbart was a WN site, they wouldn't have a gay, interracial fetishist Jewish tech editor",Yeah and if America was a racist country they wouldn't have a half black president +jzhuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhwwwipp,Cool Hwip.. +Now that is a Burgundian Inheritance,I'd *strongly* recommend focusing on bird mana for a little bit. +"and respective opinion on Tyler Eifert. Got him real late in our draft and looking at possibly moving. Either push me off or pull me back from the ledge. P.S. Looks like I'm punting this year. Already have multiple bengals (hill, Bernard, and Boyd) Trade I am thinking of is Eifert and McKinnon for Marvin Jones and piece/pick x.",Do you not have an IR slot? +Any suggestions for a winter jacket?,"Bomber jacket, make sure to put a NASA patch on it" +Ronnie Dayan arrested in La Union,pero... pinapatay na siya ni De Lima ah +please make it optional,why not make tax optional too? +Rule 7?,People lately don't give any shits and just downvote people pointing out that they should stop exposing people and encourage witch-hunting. +"Colts vs Lions Game Thread Luck is back, boys! Get out your hard hats and pork tendies. Today the Dark Horses drink the blood of a lion.",OH FOR FUCK's sake +DAE ZADDY HELP ME GET INTO COLLEGE,Damn these dc apologists +It's easy for him because he weighs an arm and a leg less.,"Take your upvote, hope it was worth it." +It's self-learning anyway. Once you take control it learns to not do it again and passes the data to the fleet.,Great a car that learns to follow tourists doing 40k around every corner then 110 along the straights while crossing the centre line like using the road lines as slaloms +Plate of Biryani. Even more respect.,"He's guji, plate of daal and rice" +OK I have been a firearms owner for many years but I never understood the custom of editing the serial nr when showing photos of a firearm. Can this be used in a detrimental way against a owner?,I already reported it stolen so it doesn't matter +I recently had a change of heart and couldn't stand staring at my old tattoo anymore. Mom's not gonna like this one...,"Monkey's kinda cute, minus the visible brain" +"and this is necessary to maintaining a legitimate democracy. everyone knows of this phenomenon to some extent, but many tend to think that they must be the smart ones. some claim their college education as proof of this and some others claim their lack of such as proof that they're better than those sheep. that's just one example. with so many definitions of what it means to be truly smart, we cannot freely discriminate who's who. it's an inconvenient truth, but it is definitely better this way","I just want to hail my ai overlord already, it'd be the smartest thing in existence and have all the data and knowledge of everything.. Politics can go fuck itself" +"Dating for 8 months, and now scared I'll get deported by trump, do your best :D",Her dad voted for trump for that specific reason. +Lol this guy thinks weed lives in you forever. Good laughs.,He's probably talking about the psychological damage that can follow after excessive use of weed for a long period of time. +"Most, if not at all, of the true issues that arise from the smashbox would be gone if it had an analog stick instead of buttons. The problem with that is thats not what the company does and analog sticks like the LS-64 seimitsu are out of production and impossible to find. They wouldve had to produce a complex piece of equipment that is no longer in production or commission seimitsu for a batch of them, which cost an unholy amount of money. Think about it, with an analog joystick the smashbox would: -no longer offer free pivots, no inhuman sdi, no other analog to digital shenanigans -still offer the massive improvement in ergonomics for healthy hands and better input spreadout on your fingers Wed just need to remove the shielddrop button as well and then itd be an amazing legal controller. The problem here is the arcade quality analog joystick.","The only reason gravy cares about the smash box is because it doesn't have an analog stick, digital button presses make dash back and other smash turn stuff easier" +Here we go again. My mempool is just exceed 33k. Prepare for transaction delay posts.,Look at all that Spam... hehe... +cum 4.8 milioane de romani cand in TOATA lumea sunt 7 milioane de oameni?!,Ti-a scapat asta: +Brooo. Surprising na nasa videoke yan eh. Haha,Babae po ako (ala Tuesday Vargas) that went through an emo stage in highschool hahaha! +Guitar neck bend fail,That snapped like a fucking twix +"Forgive me father for I have sinned, I had sex in missionary position with the soul purpose of procreation.",smh i can't believe u done dis smh +Are The Giants Sneaking Up On Us Again?,Godamn Landon Collins is making everyone pay attention :( +If people would vote for it we could hold an erection,Found the Asian! +"Uh, it was a woman who sold her into slavery and abducted her, retard","A woman sure as hell didn't 'marry her', rape her, or impregnate her." +"Evolution of my age, year by year, since the year I was born",I wasn't born in 1993 +Wisconsin band was the same way. A few years ago the OSU band was the same way as well. I imagine it happens at every big time university with a big time football team (so naturally the Minnesota band are a bunch of boy scouts),"There was plenty of alcohol involved when I was in band, but we never drank at a game or practice because we respected ourselves and what we did." +Depends on the person he shoots and why. But no seriously this has as much to do about WHO he is running against as it does about him. I simply cannot understand how liberals who begged for canidates who are not part of the status quo and not beholden to corporations and free from corruption. Now they are pushing possibly the most corrupt owned by corporations person we have had running for president in the past 64 years.,"If you think a new york city real estate mogul doesn't represent the establishment, you're gonna have a bad time." +Please stop oppressing the right and calling them racist. It's not fair!,"You're one of those biggoted, regressive leftists!" +"Dribbling in 1.06 In 1.06, 2K had cleaned up an issue that lead to unrealistic speed bursts in some size-up escape and combo moves as well as fixed a case that caused the wrong dribble move to queue up when attempting to perform driving combo moves (e.g. double crossover). Maybe these have something to do with the following problem. **With 1.06, you can't chain the turbo crossovers anymore since you need to finish the escape animations before moving again.** Makes the game very 'out of your hands', but if 2K thinks this is how they want to nerf speed boosting then we'll have to play with it indefinitely until the next patch. **Dribble move chaining has been nerfed/gimped.** Now I know **these chains contributed to speed boosting** as I'm guilty of trying to find the cheesiest moves to blow by CPU and sometimes human players (mainly getting by the CPU's awful bump animations and their 'mirror' lateral movements on D). E.g. try with Kyrie. Hold turbo and swing the dribble stick to the opp. hand for a crossover escape. then swing your move stick back to your orig. hand. Before, you would bounce the ball once on the cross, then bring it right back. **1.06 makes it so that you complete the 'escape' animation and bounce the ball an additional time before you swing it back. To me, that breaks dribble move chaining.**","In a few patches you will only need to push the stick forward once and the animation will be so long your player will run up the court, make a few dribble moves, go to the basked and score." +BREAKING: SMOKING GUN showing Obama LIED to the American public about HRC email server and when he found out. MSM claims Obama never stated he found out via the press. Here's PROOF that he did.,Yeah but he didn't grab pussies so who cares +*THEN WE'LL STRAP IT TO AN AR234 AND USE THAT AS A BOMB!*,That involved more logistics than the German war effort as a whole. +"Haha it's funny that you like the SP-X9000. I owned a pair for a while and I was less than thrilled to even have them in the same house with me... I found that they had NO bass below like 80 Hz, which was pathetic for a 16 inch (!!!) woofer. I also owned a pair of SP-X6700 at the same time and the smaller 6700 blew the 9000 out of the water. You should look into the SP-X6700 which have very similar looks, but sound miles better. The 12 woofer in the SP-X6700 is much more forceful than the 16 in the SP-X9000 and can dig so much deeper at the same time.",I suppose this could potentially be down to the amplifier not being meaty enough to move the 16 drivers? +I wonder who wins...,"Vergil would buttfuck Emile, hentai style..." +But are they goatsuckers?,Nighthawk = Chupacabra confirmed +"A $40 absurdity. It splits your lightning port into 2 lightning. From there you charge with one, then use the other for *another* adapter: the included 3.5mm to lightning.",They should make a splitter with a 3.5 mm jack and a lightning port to remove the necessity of the other adapter +"Hey, remind me again what countries block their press from government?",The ones that are America and are great again! +"True story, it's sad. They just throw them at you and see what sticks. You wouldn't believe what side effects I've been through. I love my Obamacare.","here, you dropped this:" +Holy Crap - David Wasserman is now projecting that Hillary may end up winning the popular vote by ~2.5m,"If only there were a few thousand more votes in PA, MI, and WI." +A good start would be trying not to think of them as your next ex mate.,"Nah, think of them as your next victim." +"I know nothing of Coopers Croze, but at that price I would just go with Redbreast.",Or Green Spot! +me irl,DON'T TOUCH THAT +Injuries are insane. Robert Woods was playing well in Watkins' absence... so of course you immediately lost him.,We just can't have nice things. +My LIBERAL friends just said that's an Irish Pride outfit! I don't think so! Someone get me a special prosecutor!,Yea and the confederate flag is a well-known Irish symbol. +Let's pretend for a minute that Russia did tamper with the election. Is it really such a bad thing that they favored the candidate who didn't want to go to nuclear war with them? Just a shower thought.,"Yes, it's a terrible thing that we aren't living under the dark specter of Nuclear annihilation." +Honestly I think they're doing us all a favor by putting blatant racism and anti-semitism right here for everyone to clearly see. You can't deny it exists (like most Trump supporters have) when it's just right FUCKING there in the open,"Yeah, but calling them racists for their views and actions hurts their feelings!" +Especially one from the (((NYT))),You mean the Jew York Times. +Reading the post while eating some homemade pizza. Glorius.,Homemade pizza is code for molesting your own kids. +"What? Why? Kanto has been remade LGFR, and then was on the ds in HGSS. It's been the most featured region in the series.","They remade Ruby and Sapphire, FireRed and LeafGreen are up next." +THAT WAS THE JOKE,That wasn't a joke at all. +Nuri Sahin scores vs Warsaw (3-1),"Okay Dortmund, we get it." +Tell me more about Hillary will not under any circumstances release her medical records,There's a difference between additional medical records and her medical records. +"Does anyone know if this will be like 2014 thanksgiving in terms of trailers dropping? I'll never forget the feeling of clicking Play on both the Jurassic World and the Star Wars trailer, esp when the Falcon showed up Will we see a Justice League trailer? Has the new Batman film been shooting? Maybe a Spider-man teaser? Guardians of the Galaxy? Something? Anything? Honestly what id love most is a Thor teaser, and after whatever they show I just want to see it end with wherever you are, father, I will find you... Then cut to a shot of an old bearded man walking the busy streets of NY barefoot with a cane and he's in tattered earth clothes with a hood shrouding his face but we can see just enough that the bearded hooded man is Odin, confirmed by a raven landing on his shoulders as he continues walking with his cane...amid the honks, drilling, and loud voices of the busy city to give it an anachronistic feel almost. Would be a great nod to the Norse myths that Odin is a god who sometimes walks the earth among mortals specifically looking like a drifter. Ignoring my one scene fanfic, does anyone have info on trailers dropping this week? ''Twas a great thanksgiving when we saw the cross guard of the new light saber and the falcon soaring and maneuvering to the main theme. I also loved the 3 raptors sprinting with Pratt on a motorcycle.",I hope we get a sweet new Emoji the Movie trailer. +390X Is a 390X still a good card? I dont feel like with all the cards coming now :(,"It's a terrible card, you should send it to me for proper disposal." +I'll take the futur,I'll send ya a pm. +That's exactly what he would say!,so it's basically confirmed +?,Im fuckin stupid NVM. +These people aren't protesting they are rioting lighting fires and throwing stones at police is not peaceful.,"Yeah, if someone throws a rock or lights a campfire, you *gotta* kill 'em." +So just 20 more hours until we don't have to see constant posts about this?,"Yeah, hopefully soon we can go back to obligatory P4G recommendation and Is the Vita worth it?" +"Without naming the location, where do you live?",The happiest place on earth +"I still don't have the tornado.. I'm in arena 9, so changes for epics are quite high and I get a decent amount of cards. I even openend a super magical chest (My second free one) and still don't have the tornado.. More people having a hard time finding it?",I've gotten it in a free chest 3 times yesterday in A8 +It was actually the Victory crowd that turned me off them when I first moved to Melbourne (few years before Heart existed) so its not the worst method.,The size of it turned you off? +TIL Hawaii once attempted to combat homelessness by providing one way tickets back to the mainland for any homeless person who wanted one,What a wasted opportunity... They have a perfectly good volcano that nobody is using. +But that could honestly be said about any half-decent champ.,aatrox of course +"Unfortunately this. But that's what the kid wants, then give it to him!","Yeah, because we all love Marines in body bags." +"You coming out AIT? Or is this just another PCS? Usually, you'll either be met by a POC, or be expected to get yourself to the unit HQ. Generally, they may stick you in a transient room, or they'll show you to your company and get your room set. Of course you may have more than bags, but I would just bring the necessities. No one is really going to be present to be your bellhop, so if you can't carry it, you're going to be that asshole Private with too much shit. Definitely give some bags to a friend or family member, and have them send it. I also don't know what your room will be like, you don't want to get there and find out it's too small for all the shit you bring. Either way, good luck with your new duty station!",I'm not even mad +George Mason...,"My what if was going to be if you guys never hit that 3 to tie, and we beat George Mason to go to the Final 4.... That shit still haunts me" +"Without naming the location, where do you live?","not BC, not DC" +lmfao this is why I can't take some of these theories seriously.,Nah that hat is definitely brown to signify his slow transformation into MiB +"I forgot to mention I've been around Jeff Bezos twice as well, once he was at a party I was at with his wife. No security there. The other was at a sushi restaurant, again no security.","Damn, you must know everyone" +A lot of places are looking for firearms or process specific knowledge. Take a look at the job postings on their websites.,"Do you have information about what are the qualifications they are seeking, except for the part it says in job description." +Clash Royale - Level 6 in Royal Arena at 2100+ Trophies!,Not even midly impressive considering ur card levels and legendaries. +"Wow, your game looks great! What mods do you use?","ReShade, it really changes everything about the way TS3 looks~" +your sims are so beautiful and lifelike but not in a creepy way.,"Thank you, TS3 sims are really difficult to be made into something that's not pudding or uncanny valley blow-up dolls heheh" +**whispers** b-but my build didn't include a DVD drive. Portabledrivemasterrace,"my case doesnt even support a cd reader, so i too got a portable dvd reader for the 2 times per decade i need a cd" +it's pronounced 'meme' not 'mimi',boo +im from berlin and this describes like 80% of the techno scene here.,You can definitely see the inherent cultural parallels between early jazz and current underground techno. +"raise that fist, comrade chomsky",RAISE DAT FIST CHUMRADE CHOMPSKY! +My son bought a kids coding book and is making his first game.,Make sure you pay off / sleep with the editors of Kotaku so he gets a good review +She showed up with a bottle of Jager and a box of condoms.,She wanted to have sex but not remember it was with you. +"Off the top of my head Frank Shamrock, Tito Ortiz, Randy Couture and fuck it, Stitch Duran. Anyone else want to add to the list?",Brendan Schaub of course +How to be black.,There goes the clan +They do. If they are roaming they need to keep how long they need to leave. You are just an idiot if you say that,Alright. +"So, obviously this wasn't a great game. But as someone who went to the game and sat in the nosebleeds, I didn't get the up-close and behind-the-scenes view you get from the TV broadcast, so I've got a few questions about the game. Did Lamar get hurt? Why did we use him so sparingly in the second half when the run was working in the first? And more importantly, how did Brock look? I know his numbers weren't good, but did he at least look like a competent quarterback having a bad game against a good defense? Or did he have that same deer-in-the-headlights look he had against the Patriots? Were there any positive takeaways from this game? I don't want to completely write off this season, especially since we've been able to turn it around in the second half of the season these last two years under O'Brien.","Brock was a total disaster, now one knows yet why Lamar was on the sidelines other than a concussion protocol comment and then he played a few more downs (WTF?)" +Alright so I posted a couple of days ago about the build i was putting together and I put some pieces together and came up with this (opinions please),I would reccomend an ssd +How are you being anonymous if your giving out business cards?,More like Unanimous. +Wait... why the fuck did they call the cops? Isnt calling them for no reason a crime?,"But dude, even the TEACHER was tripping balls, no crimes here!" +"PSA: If you have a large loot tab, sell it before 12:00 UTC today The Slayer/Bossing weekend will likely cause a lot of items to crash a bit, which can add up with large loot tabs, especially items from Raids and common slayer drops.",I hold on to them till January and sell just before dxpw gets announced +You don't even live in kuwait and can't visit so why are you asking?,Cuz I used to live there and am planning to visit Kuwait again. +How I feel when I see people ascend with i5-6600ks and gtx 1080s.,R7 260x masterrace amirite? +Furry Femboy Telegram Chat!,Wasn't this posted about a few days ago too? +I have the balls to call things what they are. Everybody in this sub is seriously oversensitive over a fucking emote in a mobile game. It's as if every Clash Royale player grew up with helicopter parents that sheltered them from every possible harm in the world and now they can't stand somebody mocking them without throwing a fit.,28 downvotes breh thats like 1 more than I usually get! +Why isn't golem + rage as good as it sounds?,because then it'd be Golage +I want to see boobs.,A man after my own heart +"Ahh, superstition so a joke about something not real.","No, Indians were real" +"Actually what would be good is to write a troll macro so that every time you flash mastery, it spams another chapter of My Immortal in All Chat.",I didn't get it... +Life 'remains a struggle' for many old Singaporeans: UN expert,Where is our resident u/AH_KONG_TELL_YOU when we need him? +Krewella's visa to India got denied due to their Pakistani heritage. They were supposed to headline Sunburn Festival on the 29th December.,You could say India has a good taste in music +Kryssie calls the girls hoes...because of onions,But it's so funny +Savage bots,There was a bot fishing in Draynor talking about sad songs... +i meant the bukit brown graves being rolled over by the new road construction lol,i'm disappointed there's no mention of yishun :( +what planet do you people live on? y'all must be surrounded by some freakishly good-looking people if a 3 is too ugly to go outside...,Having seen more than I discussion collapse into arguments about this I have come to the conclusion that TRP's numerical scale for ranking female attractiveness is probably a bit flawed... +Daniel Sturridge has played a grand total of 28 Premier League minutes in December since he joined the club four years ago. (Chris Bascombe),Can someone tell Daniel that just because it's cold doesn't mean he can take a month-long shower through December? +Did she turn him in? I thought she smashed his head with the atm while he was under it trying to figure out how to get the cash out.,This episode made me cry :( +Free use anyone?,I wanna be able to play with the titties.... +So my 5 year old cousin is pure bread PCMR,already better than Watchdogs 2 :D +It might be `/usr/bin/gksu`,Prpbably `pkexec` +"Wife took half the day and that shit cost me $20, mainly because i wanted snacks from the vending machine.",Where the hell did you park your car for free near a hospital? +gonna miss this hashtag brexit,"You know, I don't think we'll ever leave.. Just constantly postponed." +Hella clutch. A friend of mine thought she was just grabbing a burger with a pal. He apparently thought it was more.,When will people realize writing poems is more than just stringing sentences together with the same ending sound? +Basic Finance and Programming.,"Brit here, those are both taught at 9th Grade (or at least, my school did) in the UK." +"seeee freddo. Qui da me c'erano ieri -2, danno gia' -3/-4 per la prossima settimana. E siamo in giro col giacchino autunnale. scherzo, lo so che noi siamo piu' abituati, ma mi diverto a prendere in giro gli italiani(anche con amici eh)che si lamentano del freddo, soprattutto quando poi controllo la temperatura a Milano e danno 17 gradi durante il giorno. Praticamente estate.","Lo dico anch'io, qui 2 gradi e tutti decimati" +level 320...,"Yeah that doesn't look like an official server giga, unless thats a hella old photo or you can explain the crazy high health?" +At least it's not fucking Talon. Good luck following him through seven walls. Seriously.,Definitely not bullshit... ^ +Hasn't helped with YouTube,That's a different division too +"There are still 200,000 new malware samples every day and cyber-attacks are showing they are more dangerous than ever",Glad we users are always the best antimalware +I traded Nebby in GTS for a Solgaleo and because I knew for the 2nd one. Am I a bad person? :(,Literally the worst +Huge Xbox one collection 400+ games,Trade it in to Gamestop for 15$ and 10% off on your next purchase. +Odd jobs or other ways to make some quick money? I can't really take a retail job right now otherwise I won't get to see my family at Christmas. I have experience in the horticulture industry. Suggestions?,theres a shit ton of leaves on the ground right now in people's yards..... +Spherical cloud captured in Japan,ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY GLOW CLOUD +"The Wedding at Cana. I talked to a museum keeper in the Mona Lisa room, and he was so disappointed that no one paid attention to it.",i'm not surprised - I was more blown away by this than the Mona Lisa. +"Wait, what brb moving to Europe.",Have I ever told about my six weeks of PTO or the number of public holidays? +"Well I am a citizen and I am a local. And she's loved, and I got polls to back it up. Do you have any proof other than anecdotal evidence?",Because polls have proven themselves so well lately +a lot of people wants to eradicate mosquitoes. i think there are many rational arguments for modifying nature in that way so that we won't get diseases. i don't think the position of wanting to modify animals to not be carnivores is unreasonable; but i'm not sure if i agree with it.,"Nah, you should jump at vegan hate train cus vegans weird" +Kale?,Don't you dare mention it by name! +I like your username .,I kinda wanna get together and play a game of bingo guys. +Really!? I thought the Oil Kings were staying put!,they are owned by the oilers +got this new title in the bookstore i work at. guess they're starting them early...,"Don't assume this is a child's book, this is clearly BLM material, ages 1 - 50" +Tottenham reportedly object to Steve Holland's potential dual-role with Chelsea and English national team,I did it on Football Manager so why can't he do it? +"You were. Not unplayable, but not getting the full potential out of it.","Not according to my system resources, I could max out the 980ti at about 85-90% CPU usage (on most games)" +"Real fans love Cursed Child. ^^Real ^^^fans ^^^are ^^^^just ^^^^fans, ^^^^you ^^^^do ^^^^you",you had me riled up at 'real fans' *swoons* +Top 25 NFL cornerbacks this season,But Butler only has 1 pick +I did something similar on GHB. We got into a relationship and she never saw me sober until I ran out of GHB. We then broke up.,The takeaway from this is: make sure you never run out of xanax OP! +"I wasn't a Trump or a Hillary person.. But am I sort of relieved Trump won? These liberals for whatever reason seem to all act like this when they don't get their way.. And people are getting sick and fucking tired of it. My simple advice would be to stop stomping your feet.. Stop crying.. Stop pouting.. And to simply grow the fuck up. Maybe try working or something. Get out and do something, stop sleeping in until 3 in the afternoon everyday. I know there are good people that voted for Hillary but I am speaking to the majority of anti Trump people.",You clearly have an accurate and balanced assessment of the political landscape. +These are the type of blatant hackers blizzard needs to get rid of!,"Guys, bastion just has impeccible aiming and target tracking because he's a robot duh." +"Yet when JS was translating, he wouldn't receive another word until the prior word was written down correctly. That takes the human error factor out.",And of course means there will never be reason to publish a second edition +Lea Michele,Nasatall +God I hope they fired her stupid ass.,Oh you mean oppress her? +Noted. I'm perfectly comfortable with rich foreign nationals because it doesn't matter to me where they're from. They shouldn't be allowed to buy property in the US.,Well I'm just really concerned that there might be some rancid xenophobia in there that you're not admitting and we can't have there in my city. +"Michael Jackson got taken there when he died, not for psych reasons. Tons of celebrities have been there because of it's quality and location. I've been there too, no shenanigans.",yeah but how do we know they didn't program you to say that? +Uh there are hundreds of movies like that and no one gave a shit. Stop trying to push an imaginary narrative!,But muh white oppression +"It's been awhile since I read it, but wasn't part of this due to no one believing they did it? Or rather, Aes Sedai didn't believe it and they didn't believe the Ashaman who believed it.",The Asha'man also didn't reveal it for quite some time afterward because they didn't think people would actually believe them and assume it was just the madness talking. +"Just cuz they don't cause a spill doesn't make them neutral or good. They're still bad, for they continue to send the message that fossil fuels are fine. Which they fucking aren't.","You lead, now get off of that couch made of oil and stop using that keyboard made of oil." +Nice! You paid wayyyyyyyy too much for a game that probably is really worth half the price. Oh and a huge bonus: you probably will get to play the game very little if at all until EA corrects their bs servers,someone salty and jelly +Porn is unislamic and this will make the countries Muslims more comfortable. But they really need to ban stores from using pork in processed food so Muslims can shop without worrying about pork. Of course still allow people who aren't Muslim to buy pork separately from the meat counter.,You forgot this +The term Fake News has replaced Conspiracy Theory the negative stigma of conspiracy theory has worn off - fake news is the new term used to ignorantly dismiss content i blame tv shows for basing their plots on known conspiracy theories (stranger things) and making it appealing,"If you repeat the narrative, you just reinforce it." +Hoculi has found ways to fuck the chargers in so many games.,I've come to except the Hoculi fumble cause we still came back that season 8-8 and beat the colts in the wild card round :) +Immigration restrictions also mean stagnating US population as India and China rise. It's abdicating leadership and the future and following the UK into the gallery of former great powers. Trump's Nationalism will end up making America mediocre because whites hate seeing foreigners serving them burgers.,"I need my burger flippers to be white, god damnit." +"I'm still trying to sell the GoW4 code from the last promotion, haha. Hopefully I can find someone who wants to trade or something.",How much are you asking for the GoW4 code? +"*sigh* It's this thing I do sometimes, IDK if there's a name for it, but I say things that aren't actually what I mean. Someone said it's been called sarcasm?","Sarcasm doesn't come across well over text, hence" +"Funny part is, at least in Illinois, a ccw or foid card are not considered valid forms of ID. Only because they are issued by the state police and not the state itself. At least that is how it was when I was bouncing at a bar 3 years ago.",TIL the IL State Police are not recognized as part of the state government. +A lot of posts about farm accounts today,But like they're all evil and should be banned tho +Surprise surprise its Rambling Rambo.,"Ugh, he's like a celebrity now in hate subreddits." +Nothing Personal is pretty enjoyable and the theme fits well.,I second this. +Akuma might not actually be playable ...,I bet it's a VR experience where you play as Akuma +"Will WWE do a redraft? Around a month before Summerslam, do you think they'll do a redraft? If so how do you imagine they'll handle it? I was thinking champions are protected from being drafted, as are the current challengers, 5 picks from NXT, and maybe only five rounds? So things are shaken up but not too much?","Not a whole roster redraft, but probably some kind of limited version of one, yes." +What's the most nsfw thing that happened to you in the past 24 hours?,A casual jerk about 11 hours ago +"Damn it, Barry. Not again.",I'm pretty sure this'll be on Wells[obard] +Anyone remember these?,I 'member! +Stadium of Light is probably more GoT....,Hawthorns as well +"I've already been drinking since Lions game, but once it's done I'm gonna celebrate thanksgiving with 8 beers in an hour to drink along with this episode. Gonna be a fun thanksgiving","Sounds like fun, happy Thanksgiving mate" +X-Wings are too slow Especially when playing battlestation you get picked for trench run you get shot down before you enter the trench,X-Wings in canon are slower than most military jets. +Yikes,You know it's bad when even the people roasting think it's over the top +Melville hockey club removes host from its billeting program over transgender granddaughter,Think Of The Children... +"Where's TLOP, Blackstar, Coloring Book, and Bottomless Pit",Coloring Book wasn't that great in my opinion. +He is more dangerous to Canadians than Donald Trump is to Americans.,"This is post-national Canada, remember?" +Father-Son duos of the NBA.,Where's LeBron and Delante West? +If only the maps weren't corridors so flanking strong defensive positions was a feasible option,"Nonsense, there should be more maps that are big, flat, and corridor." +A Thanksgiving Message From President-Elect Donald J. Trump,Clearly this man is backpedaling on his promise to inner-city Americans. +"Pop 8 tanks, plenty of RP.",I thought straight destroying entire bases gave more or I am just high? +"The polls? Yeah. They oversample. A lot. And she still only barely wins in their adjusted polls. We still need to get the vote out, though. No one likes Hillary, but why take chances? Worst that happens is we beat her even harder.",I'm hoping that the spin about Clinton being up huge has the unintended consequence of having her supporters so confident she wins that they stay home (or vote Green). +Semi-related: I called someone who was advertising end of lease cleaning in the local rag. I rang them at 9am on a Saturday because they didn't list their hours and it rang out. 3 hours later I get a call from someone who had clearly just woken up. I told her the reason for my call and she screeched that I was a 'dumb bitch' for not knowing she 'didn't work weekends cause she had a life.',well that's your fault then +am bi can confirm no one likes me,Yeah- I don't even like you +Thank you mass media.,Gotta be on the lookout for that fake news though +Me irl except I went from Conor Oberst to Zak De La Rocha,Zack's solo album is gonna be amazing +Why is Revelations' codename Genesis? It makes zero sense. Genesis is the first bible book and Revelations the last. So why have the codename for the ending be the beginning?,It is the beginning and the end of the cycle. +Anti-Vaxers are fu****g IDIOTS!,I have shares in the Iron Lung company. +I'm new to homebrew and would like some help with something.,Check Cosmo Courtney's website for codes that will change the game +MAY 2017!,Needs more predators. +I'm not. I'm going by how they have been playing since Ancelotti took over.,Me too +"So, as promised, Pence will be the most powerful VP in history.",Well it sure is lucky that Americans realized that is who they were voting for... +How does BB-8 go up a flight of stairs?,Maybe he has a rocket that has never been shown or mentioned. +but wouldn't lots of police officers lose their job.,Yes because an officers job is only to instill traffic violations +"Remember when reddit approved this use of its logo and then tried to censor the image? (Reposting, got removed by the bot)",DELETE THIS! +"The fan remote that never was. So, a bit of background. I work at a grocery store in the south as an office assistant, so lots of running around and working at the Customer Service desk. This is where we start the wonderful and confusing journey that I'm currently going through. So, one evening an older woman comes up to customer service, a semi-regular who has always been really nice and pleasant to talk to in the past. W for her, M for me. W: Hey, so, a few days ago I had come through this store and checked out, I think with you, and for some reason I had given you the remote to my fan. Small, white, round. And I was hoping you still had it? M: No Ma'am, I'm sorry, I don't think it was with me. There is another guy who workd here that looks similar to me, could it have been [coworker's name]? W: No, I don't think so, it was with you. I'm sure of it. I was feeling under the weather and I went through your line, and since I was feeling so bad I wasn't thinking straight and gave it to you. Do you still have it? M: I will be more than happy to go look in the office and the safe, maybe it's in there *insert Customer Service smile*. So, I go into the office and earnestly look for the thing. I find a black rectangular fan remote (I didn't think this was a comon thing?), and bring it out to her to see if maybe that was the one she left. W: No, no, mine is small and round! And white, this is none of those! Check the safe, you didn't look there! I nod and am at this point a little tired of it, so I go to the safe and look that up and down. No remote. I trudge back to the woman and explain that it isn't there, and tell her I'll keep an eye out for it and next time she's in I'll let her know if I find it. She insists I had it and that she had to have it to turn on her fan at home. It was a necessity. She ends up either getting tired of going back and forth or realizing I may not have it and she buys her things and leaves. Fast forward to the next day, I'm closing, and as soon as I walk in a stocker comes up and jokes to me about giving back her remote. I'm confused, I was the only one the night before who worked with her and I didn't tell anyone else about it. Turns out, she came back in the morning looking for it AGAIN. This time, she talks to me Customer Service Manager, and instead of her saying she felt ill she explains the demons in her head told her to give it to me, and she would really like it back at this point..... This all happened over 3 weeks ago, and I still get asked by coworkers where the remote is as a joke.",So...did you steal it? +Is that a backwards capital J?,Jisney +it was good but way too short,"it was concise, I thought" +"Definitely Casey - she's approachable and nice, and if you don't understand something, she'll try her best to help you out. Definitely one of my favorite teachers","In terms of difficult, 14BL isn't that hard in general, but I feel her tests are pretty fair as long as you understand the material/lecture notes" +Or when he comes out of a shredder. 4/4 is the best possible outcome on the shredder.,Nah dude 4/5 is the best +"Having used the S2 classic for nearly a year and the S3 classic for the past day, I am absolutely blown away by the improvements Samsung has made in just 1 year. Both variants of the S3 have to be the most inconspicuous smartwatches out right now, if the brightness is set correctly you can't even tell it apart from a normal watch. The background of the watch face adjusts it's reflection when you turn your wrist, holy shit guys! How cool is that? Tizen has been improved a lot since the previous iteration as well. The 'theme' has changed to be appealing, and menus are much nicer to navigate through. The addition of doodling to type a message or send a picture is blatantly stolen from apple but it's a great addition. There's a cute little game that comes pre installed! It's also considerably faster than the S2, which suffered from frame drops when navigating too quickly or opening apps. I can open the messaging app in under a second, and I can go from screen off to actively throwing out Samsung pay signals in about 4 seconds. Oh, and the speaker sounds better than I thought it would! I have only had it for a day, but I can confidently say this is the best smart watch produced by anybody to date. The attractive exterior, buttery interior, and the smooth rotating bezel all flow together incredibly nicely. If anybody has any questions, fire them at me!",This review is sponsored by Samsung. +It saves the score in a `/dev/null` equivalent for an additional speed gain,Store in `/dev/null` and restore from `/dev/random` +I think it's called JFK because it's an explosion in the back,Brilliant! +I'm slightly annoyed that GMS went with Haley and Graza instead of Enfinger. Can't tell me they don't have the sponsorship to cover Enfinger. Wonder where Ben Kennedy ends up?,Ben Kennedy apparently is gonna be more involved with the business side of NASCAR in 2017 +Anticipation levels of upcoming movies. Dr Strange leads the pack.,This is surprising considering Marvel has barely marketed the movie. +"UI signs deals on academic, research partnerships with Mexico",The wall just got... **T E N** ft **H I G H E R** +Can't wait to watch Hillary lose AGAIN.,*the US +Canadians will understand,I'm sure that's how Gord would respond... he seems like the type to trivialize mental illness +Looks like we've got ourselves a hero!,Time to end this little game! +6cc4 + 1cc3 + painted topper?,you got cobalt beret? +It is up to the parents. if a stranger had said this to one of my children there would have been trouble.,...are your kids fat? +I can't wait for those guys to show up here in the states. It's gonna make for some fun times for payback.,Gonna make timber prices go sky high with all the demand for pine boxes if those fuckers start pulling that bullshit when they get here. +Kelechi Osemele Missed Thursday's game due to kidney stones.,As someone who's luckily never had kidney stones... What can I do to prevent this horrible thing from happening to me? +Thats NLF game logic.,"Kind of fitting, as Kirito only exists as a game avatar LOL" +This is legitimately a worry of mine. I lock the front door whenever I play Vive because I have zero awareness of the real world whilst in there...,How do you even sleep? +Gears of war 3 wasn't the best gears. Nowhere close.,Yeah man Judgment obviously took the cake! +"Lyft, with no paid maternity leave, celebrates employee working during labor","You know what, most of the shit here I either shrug off, laugh at or just shake my head in disbelief at but this is honestly fucking enraging." +How do these work exactly? Is it some form of heated cutting or is it just sheer force like a hydraulic press?,You nailed it with the latter. +The bar is how much better could he have done? He's not omnipotent. He did about as well as he could have given constant republican obstructionism. He accomplished a lot of great stuff. All while being a caring and charismatic leader. That's pretty fucking impressive. Your a couple years late for the what has Obama done meme.,BUT BUT BUT HE DIDNT FIX EVERYTHING EVER +Yeah right lol. Reitz may not be a stud but he's been on the team for years and has filled in pretty much wherever needed. One bad game against a very good defense isn't going to get him waived.,"He didn't shut down Miller, he's obviously shit" +Defense only giving up points when Luck turns it over.,BUT BUT BUT OUR DEFENSE IS SO BADDDDDDDD +"Because this isn't cultural relativism. This is siding with an undeniable racist, sexist, misogynist, and ultimately abhorrently uninformed person because what, he's entertaining? And has an R in front of his name?","BUT ITS ALL OPINIONS MAN, FUCK YOUR PC CULTURE I AM ALLOWED TO BE AN UTTER PIECE OF SHIT AND CONTINUE TO RUIN THE COUNTRY FOR EVERYONE!" +What is this supposed to teach me? What 100 looks like in different colors?,All of the possible factorisations of the number 100. +I don't celebrate Thanksgiving Guess I'm gonna play Overwatch all day tomorrow,But... it's off season +Definitely more shocked that Hannah is that last Millennial female,This has really made me realize how much of sausage fest this season has turned into.. like geez 2 girls and 7 guys? +"What is marginally better? The display? It's way better. Twice the peak brightness, way better color accuracy (grey scale, white points, etc.), better performance in sunlight and more. As for the rest of the hardware, the S7 crushes it (and generally any other design). Better bezels, thinner and more beautiful design, waterproof, SD support, better camera, better battery time, etc. The S7 is inferior to the Pixel, but only because of the obviously inferior software (the single most important aspect of a phone). In terms of hardware and design, there's really no competition here.",It is a quote from the OP page link. +What even is a woman's level?,"Women < Men < This Guy, Apparently" +What was your favorite childhood video game?,Roller Coaster Tycoon. +Steve Irwin's worst nightmare.,Too soon. +It's like The Purge.,but it's called history. +Crosby ragdolls McDonagh after he boards Sheary,That Crosby kids a goon +KTech Amps and Silencers are on sale for $15.99 right now! Link to the store can be found on KTechAirsoft.com!,I wonder if their silencers can be used on their channel.... +What? I can plug in headphones on my iPhone 7 just fine. Or are you one of those bandwagon people who doesn't know that it comes bundled with a lightning connected headphone and an adapter for your 3.5mm jack devices?,"Sorry what, i cant seem to hear you over your phone dying because you cant charge it while listening to music through that adapter." +Why did you think they where gone?,Because when you haven't received any in a few days based on your own anecdotal experience Niantic obviously removed them from the game. +If X champion is so OP why don't you pick it and get challenger?,"Because their teammates are holding them back, obviously.." +Woerden?,Amersfoort! +holy. fuck. you're batshit retarded. This crybaby liberal bullshit is on its way out. and it couldn't come soon enough. gtfo,"Yeah, being generally respectful towards other human beings really needs to end." +"How do I grab women by the vagina/pussy? I have checked on my wife and girlfriend yet, I see nothing that resembles a handle. Is their a special technique or tool that is required? Are these women defective?",It cunt be done +We all deal with difficult shit. What makes immigrants so special we should break the rules for them?,"Because, like, different cultures and shit?" +Dave DeGuglielmo,This fuckin guy.... +Wait. A politician acting just like every other politician. No fucking way! This is just too unusual for me to internalize. Let's write a useless article.,Literally every politician is just like him ! +You're absolutely right Boom,Bam roasted +LPT: Be a weight in which you can control your own body,"Yeah bro, fit people never fall on skateboards." +"I worked in retail for 6 years, this time of year is when people like to point out that they make more money than you so you need to do what they say. Can't say I miss that.","Started working retail in June, and I'm *sooo* excited for holiday shoppers!" +Cannot agree more,I love reddit +NEEDS MORE CAPS.,AND LESS HUMBLEBRAG +what's the (c) for?,That (C) is the classified marking that she has so much trouble recognizing. +"Pickering Ontario Mom 'enraged' after car caught on video passing school bus, almost hitting her daughter.",A trio of unforced errors right there folks... +Question about vendor reset.,"No, the shit items always stay..." +Where to obtain a LVOA-C HE? As the title states...where should I start farming for a LVOA-C HE rifle? What is the best method to farm for this item? Thanks for any help!,Wait until Friday and a god roll one will be purchasable +"After playing the Halloween Brawl, I realized how much I love to have my gameplay narrated. Could you imagine this in the regular comp mode? And then the ice queen immobilized her foe, sending a piercing icicle through their cranium. Then the angel cried for help, but her allies left her to die to the hands of the time sprinter. Finally, the archer fired one last arrow into the horizon, forgoing any attempt to contest the convoy.",Stanely Parable +#NAME?,"Can't do this, abstinence is the answer to everything" +"Most awkward roadrage experience. Me, 21 years old driving through a large unfamiliar city. On Thursdays I come to sit for a sweet little elderly lady who needs help getting around. She tends to follow a strict schedule to maintain some level of sanity due to housebound-ness breakfast and coffee at 8am. Lunch at 12, and bedtime at 6pm. She offers I go pick up some Wendy's for lunch time and to leave a little early because traffic in this part of town is god awful. It took me 20 minutes to go two roads down but I finally got the burger. On the way I get a call from her daughter saying a friend of hers is coming to visit. Okay, cool. It's 11:30 by now so I figure I have time to stop by cvs then head back to make it back for lunch by 12. Well right at the last turn I have a grandma driving in front of me. At this point it's 12:55 and she stopped at a green left turn and let it go red with plenty enough time for her to go in between. I'm steaming but whatever, she'll get out of the way soon enough. Two turns later I'm beeping at her because she doesn't realize her right on red is legal after having the blinker on 500 feet before the actual light. Eventually she gets the hint and turns. But me, being the asshole I am is pissed. Make ME late. No way!! Here's the fun part... she pulls into the driveway I'm supposed to pull into. As in, she's the friend whose coming over to visit. Fuuuuck. So she brings in a homemade pie and her little far too spoiled dog, and stays for about 20 minutes. Mentions how people on the roads are driving crazy and I just can't do it. The most awkward 20 minutes of my life. Filled with empty pleasantries and a nice to meet you CRINGE! TL;DR Roadrage with an 85 year old lady ends up in me having to fake smile eating her homemade pie.",That TL;DR is misleadingly euphemistic... +"Things that stand out to me about this: Najib's hand was deliberately removed. There is blank space at the opposite end, but they still chose to keep it and crop Najib.","The top picture (everyone waving) is not the same as the bottom one, there just wasn't enough space for JibJib" +Kong Skull Island Poster 2 - No Text,It doesn't look at all fake. +Do it.,Glad to see such overwhelming enthusiasm +"What games are you playing these days guys? Been playing an ungodly amount of Rocket League these days, what are you guys playing? I'd love to sink time into some new games this weekend!",Runescape +I don't understand your comment. Discord doesn't allow you to drag a link to the text box.,Discord doesn't allow you to drag and drop files to upload them either . +NCC enters formal talks with Senators-backed RendezVous LeBreton,ON TRACK +The weakest person who can beat him would be a late stage chemo patient with a gun.,Terms of enrampagement 2. +Except the 6p also had front facing speakers on top of not costing as much as other large flagships.,Bingo +"what can I do to prevent microsoft from collecting my data, besides installing a different operating system? I have bleachbit installed and I run it automatically on startup, screen lock and idle.",Disconnect from the internet. +"How much did you spent, and which 5 stars based did you get? Just wondering how much you spent in the course of chasing 5 star based units? I will be honest and i spent about 500 cash in total, including the bundle deals etc. Out of this 500, spent about 400 trying to chase Luneth during his banner but failed. Learnt a lesson and decided not to spend any money other than the festival deals. Lucky me RNGesus shine upon me during my random rare summon ticket draws, and drew a Noctis. What are your experiences?","400ish and got: luneth,greg,elza, delita, and lightning" +I absolutely hate Vanity's Emptiness. I hate just about any floodgate because it completely removes some player interaction because they just may not have an answer. I think floodgates are bad for the game and I think all of them should be limited so they are less of a consistent thing. It also just might be the salt talking.,I love floodgates because they make duels last longer tgan 3 turns. +Can you remove/lower arms?,"You can raise/lower the arms, I have the same chair." +"And on the 8th day, the lord said, let there be profits and tax cuts for corporations.",Hey man businesses are people too! +"Lol, God is MegaTron",Seriously underrated comment here folks. +Not only that but Trump's tax plan will send us trillions into debt. We've seen this movie before with the Bush tax cuts. Why do Republicans only care about deficits when Dems are in power?,"So, he is a real Banana Republican after all." +Donald Trump says Extra Judicial Killings are the right way,Now can we call him a nazi? +there's not a vast nationwide conspiracy holding her down at 3-4% in the polls.,There is; but we are all in on it. +please read description,I'll take that as a yes. +Money also exists...,M'oney +I can't get the time off to go :(,Man it sure is shitty that there is a cold going around +Or 1998 for that matter. Or 2000 if you're Canadian.,"Those haven't been 20 years ago yet, though." +"Well, that too..... Goddamnit Bamco",This is wrong on so many levels.. +"HE DID IT, THE BLOODY MADMAN",r/madlads +This guy tried burning ants inside walmart.,"Its okay guys, he drove himself!" +"Phantom holding call, sack fumble called back, interception called back on phantom pi and now terrible spot. Rigged system!",They have to keep us down so the game goes to ot and then moar ad revenue. +Player interaction! :),Yeah I don't have any problems with buying or selling items but holy hell gems and currency really is a pain. +ETH deposits/withdrawals are temporarily halted due to ETH network issues,looks like the whales have had it with Ethereum and cashing out like that Ethereum investor guy who posted how he's fed up earlier +New Zealand,Auckland +We already have two block banners why not two block pressure plates? Perfect for double doors,Two block banners? +"Your life is now a movie, what is the title?",I could but I'd rather not +Still less terrifying than a wolf spider carrying thousands of its babies on its back,What about a spider king carrying a bunch of smaller spuder kings which have a bunch of smaller spiders which have a bunch of baby spiders on it's back? +Is that why you keep cumming back? Get it? Cum on back. Get it?,You're a retard +i dated a Finnish girl briefly while living in London. hotter and smarter than any girl i'd ever met before and could drink me under the table without even trying.,I too dream sometimes +Kanye wore them,Nvm fam these are fire +"How to avoid getting overwhelmed? Hey all! I've been shaving with a Merkur 34C for about the last year, and done some experimenting with various blades and amassed a small collection of soaps and aftershaves. I just ordered one of the Maggard slants today, and now have one question for you: Once you start building a collection of different razors, how do you decide which one to shave with on a given day?","if I don't care, I shave with a merkur progress if I care i shave with a dubl duck" +"He just beat Norman more than Norman beat him, and his catches against Norman were key plays on key drives. And then Norman acted like a bitch",I hate to agree with a Cowboys fan but the man did go 3 for 32 against Norman. +"So if reducing calories doesn't help weight loss, and exercise doesn't help weight loss, what does?","Prayer, of course" +"TIL in 1888, U.S. President Hayes wrote in his diary: This is a government of the people, by the people, and for the people no longer. It is a government of corporations, by corporations, and for corporations.","Trick's on him, corporations are people now!" +Second Half Thread vs the Bears Not even calling the Jags in the thread. We dont deserve to call us a real NFL team.,how are we this bad? +What is your favorite music?,Trap and future bass +Marine+Maruader vs Cyclone,It's very accurate to have Terran units with no upgrades compared to a fully upgraded Ultralisk. +This very smart asshole doesn't like retail employees...,"I don't know, personally I feel like he's just missing the" +Don't forget Flynn,Do you have a problem with secret internet connections to the Pentagon? +:O,Oh shit forgot the +When does he get the @POTUS handle? Not until inauguration? Do you think he'll shitpost on it?,I pray to KEK he will. +I'd love to see the final duel between the crazy Florida man with chainsaws and the crazy Alaska girl who can kill moose with her bare hands.,Can't wait to watch Sarah Palin kick some ass then +Yeah I doubt a team With all three of those guys could make it to the finals before turning 25 years old.......,We should blow it up for a guy like Kendrick Perkins instead. +"Excellent point, He's perfectly happy with lily on the other side. why would he want to come back!!",You forgot the +PSA: celebjihad is a satirical website.,ohh really? +We are doing it to the Palestinians right now.,Hyperbole much? +AT THE FIRST POP UP SHOW GUYS SO FAR NOTHING,hero +A friend of mine edited Joshua's portrait to make him look like a dog,"I have obvious skills and talent, why not do something really stupid?" +I just love the irony of a ban happy sub complaining about censorship.,r/the_dipshit is just a response to the censorship found on r/polidicks. +"Good. It's the fucking police, they have an obligation to be organizationally non-partisan. But it is pretty telling..",Law and Order +Are you asking if one could put up some sort of virtual private network?,If only there was a protocol for Internet Protocol Security. +When the enemy team decides killing Ana is more important than holding the last point,"YOU TRAPPED YOUR ANA WITH THE ENEMY TEAM, YOU MONSTER" +"Not to mention, unless this person pre-ordered in person before me, it helps me not at all ;)",Plus current owners were already ahead of him/her anyway +"TOP and Melanie Martinez are pretty good imo. I don't care for Halsey but at least it's not like Drake or T-Swift. Sure, they're popular right now, but when I think basic I think only listens to top 40. All of them are/have been on top 40, but she seems to be saying that she listens to them regularly, as in more than the few songs they've had hits with. All in all, who gives a shit what they listen to? Unless you're 13 or super elitist, it shouldn't matter.","She HAS to listen to Dream Theatre, Yoko Kanno and Bjork, in that order." +The Witcher 2,"No, it's Roller Coaster Tycoon" +Inklusive als Neo-Puritanismus getarnte Zensurgesetze.,Ja aber nur Terroristen werden zensiert +"How many West Allis bars can we name? Rules inside Each user can only name one bar, so choose wisely.",Stacey's +Every race suffers from discrimination.,.#alllivesmatter +What are some anime equivalent of popular American TV shows? * The Walking Dead= Attack on Titan * Always Sunny=Gintama * Breaking Bad=Death Note,Walking Dead= Highschool of the Dead duh +"I stand here, poised and at the ready to deliver. Suddenly, I get a request, it elegantly reads deliver elysian spirit shield, k thx. A rush of excitement floods my whole being! a delivery, how joyous! but then, I have a grave realization. there is no destination. Alas, I stand here yet longer, never knowing where magony wanted this elysian spirit shield. ah well, perhaps another day I shall deliver.",Op never delivers smh +No kidding. I slept with five women the week my best friend died. What a bro.,What a final bro move. +Their reasoning it quite simple. Lalalalalalalalalalalalala. . . .,You forgot to cover your ears +New Surface Pro 4 arrived,That's just the new curved oled displays! +Ukraine citizens to get visa-free travel to EU - BBC News,Putin has called this an act of unprovoked western aggression and said he will respond accordingly. +"Now, that's an All-in-One-PC I can get behind! Heck, if they're availabe at a decent size and the screen is good then it would even make for a half-decent smart TV - lack of Netflix aside.","As far as can be seen, since they're digital signage they range from large to absurd." +TFW you lose your Hila...,But still got your buffness +Pretty sure it's a Jackdaw. -Unidan,Too soon. +"Has anyone ever gotten laid because of Reddit? If so, what's the story?",I never would've learned how to get out of the friendzone if it weren't for reddit. +A young Saddam Hussein flirting with his future wife.,Reminds me of Negan +Which people,Depends on the topic and which way the numbers are being falsified. +use a controller and bind one of the buttons to 180. ez,Nessecary +Okay so early SC2 had a prominent Terran streamer named Trump. I see the confusion as the commenter was referencing the president not the streamer,There's also a well known Hearthstone streamer that goes by Trump +lmao sticking your fingers in your ears and yelling won't make her corruption go away,Luckily trump is totally putting her in prison... +Should just be flash SBC singular since EA has only done one in 2 and a half hours... What a joke,Yup can't believe they would only do 1 at the beginning of a 24 hour event! +Germany is worried about fake news and bots ahead of election,Better take control of social media and make sure that fake news cant ever spread again. +Bill Dean throws wild Georgetown parties. Now a rape is alleged to have occurred at one.,"Most importantly, who catered the pizza?" +"Congratulations America, you outdid yourself this time. A protest vote against rising income inequality and a falling share of GDP growth that goes to the working class, you've actually voted in a capitalist who's planning on reducing taxes that actually battle the inequality, thus futher aggravating the issues you voted on. The next election is going to be a very interesting one. Hopefully the population realizes the root cause of their grievances.",Lol ur just a salty liberal I'm gonna jump 3 tax brackets as soon as he's sworn in I'm just in a rough patch right now haha xd +Woke up to this,What sticker is that on the hardtop glass with a donkey in a Miata? +Onboard J Class Velsheda at Les Voiles de St Tropez 2016,Absolutely beautiful +"Since McDavid hasn't scored a pretty goal in quite a few games, I think he's due for a pretty goal. Breakaway style.","I thought the from behind bank-in was pretty, but I'll take a breakaway this game as you're suggesting." +Love how you use a throwaway instead of your main account. Get some balls.,"Check my history, this is my account - seven years ish I think" +"Boys, we all love cool shit - but take a moment today to be thankful for what we have and remember...what you wear is not who you are",He's mad he got flexed on +Built myself a ghost gun senator De Leon was talking about,Absolutely terrifying. +Isn't this actually logical if he thinks that the election is rigged against him?,Applying logic to nonsense doesn't make the nonsense logical. +Again you can't see the forest for the trees. You lumped all the_donlad into one group and then kept up the insult chain after I responded in kind. Keep crybullying though the rest of the world is waking up to your constant hurling of isms and phobias and the word bully. Just because you say it a number times doesn't make it anymore true.,Dog kicking loser +You Are Special,"So, being a billionaire is a bad thing..." +his SMLE serves me well,Liked it until I got my Martini-Henry. +Can we get gliders back in legacy raids/dungeons? It feels strange still that they removed them from all old raids. I still want to use them in MSV and Ulduar to skip the big staircases,But DH's dont feel unique anymore +they're on sale,Then the next assumption is that IB coordinators are fast enough to buy them. +Snoop Dogg gives out 3000 turkeys to Families this thanksgiving.,#MASSMURDER #VEGANtilDEATH +Space games like spore space stage? Anyone know a 4x rts that has the simplicity of spore space stage with spore aesthetic?,try Spore? +In Calgary it's trendy to stand in the left lane.,Doubly so at Ctrain stations +We fired Bo because we were tired of 9 win seasons. He is probably laughing his ass off now.,Better rehire him! +I like the idea of an alert pattern on aux lights greatly. I'd probably opt for a strobe pattern that alternates pulsing on each light though. Any trouble with the police?,"I've had them for half a year and have not had any trouble with the police (I commute on my motorcycle, so I'm on it on a daily basis)." +I believe it's a conspiracy on a scale so big it's impossible to talk about it without looking crazy,They hide in plain sight! +"I was thinking that too, that disconnected good one gave it away for me. He purposefully lower-cased the g on good because it's automatically capitalized on iPhones, he was hurt lmao",Holy shit youre assuming more than my parents when my door is closed +Max out your 401k,is this a US thing? +Uglies are within standards for me,FeelsBadMan +Microsoft is working on a new design language for Windows 10 codenamed Project NEON,I'm hoping for stitched leather textures. +"GIRL, YOU JUST DON'T REALIZE",WHAT YOU DO TO MEEEE +We need an exotic ghost shell and it needs to be a mini Sepiks Prime. This just seems obvious to me. A shell that can switch between Crucible and Vanguard glimmer boosts that looks like Sepiks... perfection.,It would obviously have the Life Exotic perk but what would is actual exotic perk be? +Not normal. Send it to me so I can investigate further.,ok pls post address here in comments I only send pants not 1:1 hip hop spam +How would that be better?,Dare I offer an explanation? +Does this mean I actually have to pay more during the Black Friday sale?,A game so shitty that you're charged extra if you even dare to play it +Rust key up for grabs! I have a spare key for Rust. In 10 words or less tell me why you should get the key. I will choose a winner by 12pm gmt. Good luck!,It would make a nice surprise for my son. +It's like a swamp. Built on another swamp. With millions of little swamps buried inside each swamp.,The swamp just got ten feet higher. +So that's where Rogue's design space went.,WEW +I did mine in the raptor going like 80-100 kph. this bloke overthought it too much,Got mine that way with the warthog +9k Zulrah Kc and the drop is?!,Ya cause what you need after 9k Zulrah kc is 2 more rares. +"As someone who works around kids, this bottle flipping game is one of the most annoying things they do.","Yeah, we should teach them about the Knockout game of last year" +Please tell me ur not a grown man playin the Please tell me ur not a grown man card card.,Well that answers that. +"bowl is also slang for the porcelain throne, or toilet, especially if it's referred to as *the* bowl.","I've always been fond of the phrase 'Thunderbox', personally" +"When was the last time a system waited so close to release to even reveal what it is? This is getting a wee bit ridiculous, Nintendo. At this point we shouldn't need to rely on the word of developers.","I feel like either there's something wrong (with either games they wanted to release, the system itself, marketing fluke, etc) OR they're trying to pull a Wii with some twist/revolutionary thing and want it 100% ironed out before they show it off." +BREAKING: Trump picks campaign lawyer Donald McGahn as White House counsel,He sounds like a racist +Dylann Roof Convicted of Murdering 9 Black Charleston Churchgoers,"The question remains, is there an ongoing investigation to get those people who radicalized and supplied him?" +Jennifer Connelly lesbian kiss Kristy Swanson,No merge it with the Ass to Ass GIF. +"After nearly a year and a half, these posts are tedious and boring.","Yeah, because it totally hasn't changed since then" +Handmade longboard that I built from scratch,"That is really cool, looks Native American inspired!" +Play more and the only thing is just watch crosses and well sometimes you just need luck,and sometimes your opponent needs bad luck haha +There's not *actually* this many people that are THIS thoroughly brainwashed is there...? Really? You take yourself seriously?,"Wow, did you forget to take your self hate guilt pill this morning?" +That's not proof again....,Yeah and clintons emails aren't proof she's shady either +What's something you've tried to warn everyone about but now it's too late ?,Trump +Fidel Castro is dead at 90.,Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. +Alpha/Omega (Alter x Megahouse) G.E.M. Emperor Lelouch & Suzaku re-release announced!,Is this the only place I will be able to find it? +"There's an even better chance that comment took 15 seconds of copy/pasting. Believe it or not, this was an actual song that was recorded by the cast of The Simpsons (mainly Nancy Cartwright, of course).",Yep on the tape (yep tape) The Simpsons Sing the Blues +Microsoft's Chinese chatbot won't talk about Tiananmen or Dalai Lama,There was no such a thing. +A solid Reinhardt play. Still not POTG :(.,Did a mercy 2 rez steal you your POTG? +AK ch bs,Iike 10-12 keys over market +Esistono ancora gli uffici oggetti smarriti? Come si chiamano oggi? Dove si trovano?,Campi Rom +How exactly do you think they make money? By being smarter? hahaha,"It's not a question of insider trading, it's a question of why any outsiders think they can win?" +Foreign Language: We know you used Google Translate.,Nos Saber tu usar google traducir. +Los Campesinos!! // I Broke Up In Amarante (2016),"Finally, a music genre that curtails to my lifestyle as a furry" +"I get your idea, most rework have been good, but Nova and KT are for sure the 2 worst reworks ever made, both heroes right after rework were completely awful with around 38% winrate. Maybe you should've said tychus and zag reworks for example.","Now they're both buffed up to numbers where they can 1 shot you again if they land their combos perfect, which is what Blizz tried to remove in the first place." +"Zelfde met buitenlandse comedians die naar Nederland komen zoals Bill Bailey en Jim Jefferies, mag je ook 50+ euro voor neerleggen tegenwoordig. Beetje jammer dat al die dingen naar die prijscategorie neigen.","plus administratiekosten, want jouw kaartje word vast en zeker 100% met de hand in de computer gezet!" +Jill Stein files for recount in Wisconsin,Oh boy maybe she'll win this time. +"Wait, what the-",IT DOESN'T DESERVE TO LIVE +SOMEONE SEND DAT PAPERPAL!!1 SEND HELP HIM,gonna give me a papercut +"Honestly I kind of like, and I know others like it too. I can however understand why some might not. If nothing else it is just been placed in a reduced rotation to act as some variety until it can be fixed. Personally I can't seem to find something about Paris that I like :( I really want to like the map but I'm coming up short.",It's almost like when Paris was build up in the late Middle Ages that they had no idea about good map design. +So is German and Italian.,Spanish too. +"Yea dumb, but in their minds they must have been thinking there is already a train traveling the same direction we are, so the tracks we are on will have a train coming in the opposite direction- so we'll see it They were dead wrong. Trains don't follow the rules of the road. And the noise from the train beside them didn't even give them a chance to hear the one behind them.","Oh shit, that is a good reason to not expect it I guess" +The thing about this is that he's refusing service to the person being oppressed rather than the oppressors.,Devout Muslim woman enter in a place that serve Pork & Beer... you see something of strange? +"Gotta admit, considering how freezing winter is, choosing to wear a fursuit is starting to become veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery hard not to do. Then again I could just walk around with a black and socks.","This is 2016, they're called African Americans now" +Phuckin Psycho,"Or pucking psycho, if you play a lot of NHL." +"That is not even more simply. For us to discuss about verification of facts, we need to first agree that a fact is a valid concept and not just made up liberal anti-white propaganda. Also thanks for downvoting. Discussing the concept of a fact gets you downvoted. Rule post-modernism!","We need to first agree facts are a thing Yeah, definately not a shitpost that reduces the discussion to semantics." +"You'll want to use your real info when you submit it to employers. That way, they'll know who you are and how to contact you.",No kidding +Alchemy is Wells theory going on yet?,alchemy is patty obv +Cristiano Behind it Ronaldo is having some luck today,Easy tap in. +Opinions? Shot on an iPhone 6 plus,Don't mean to come across rude but ask yourself what is interesting about this picture? +"Day 1: TSM won't win a game. Day 2: TSM will win Worlds. Meanwhile, both sides have absolutely zero unbiased cells in their bodies and don't understand how fucking stupid both of them are.",Funny thing is a lot of people are a part of each group +Yeah i read that and was like well.... wasnt he?,"When you die, you become a good person." +"The Portland Trail Blazers have become the 15 team in NBA history to reach 2,000 wins",That's why we had a losing streak! +"My only problem is the fucking hypocracy. If the leader of Saudi Arabia died tonight it would be nothing but Fawning praise from politicians in the U.S.; even though he's a fucking dictator and enslaves half his population, kills people; By law no less; for the crime of witchcraft, chops off the hands of people caught stealing, executes people should they happen to change their mind about their religion; a fucking thought crime... Yet, he vacations with the Bush family and their one of our greatest allies in the middle east. If people are going to fucking despise tyrannical dictators: fine. But fucking hate them all, not just the ones that don't do what they're told by the U.S.",Well said. +IN-N-OUT coming to SLU?,Rather have a Shake-Shack +Erdogan threatens to allow 3m refugees cross into Europe,Yeah that will happen sure +The thirst doesn't see color,Seriously. +"Yeah, the numbers seem a bit sketchy for East EU at least. Newsweek Poland conducted a research last year and it turned out 83% of Poles (majority up to 35 y.o.) think of moving abroad. I sincerely doubt anything has changed to make that number that much lower compared to last year.",Maybe they actually left. +I made retro styled book covers for every episode,"These are great, can they be downloaded in higher resolution somewhere?" +Did my first century today!! I hurt more than I can say...,You ever ride the C&O trail? +"I thought people would learn, guess not...","At this point people know what they're buying, I bought it at full price once the performance issues got sorted, and had a great time playing it" +"I have always seen this point brought up so fucking much, yet they cant explain why the fuck people escape the island","Obviously they're being brainwashed by American propaganda, no body would willingly leave Cuba" +Playing the race card...,"Yes Barack, because all blacks belong in the same basket and they all subscribe to a hive mind" +What exactly is the difference between New Britain and Free Liberals?,"New Britain are pro-EU and more open to immigration and internationalism, whereas Free Liberals are a bit more right wing and libertarian" +"I've never seen actual evidence that it exists myself, but I trust the scientists so I have faith that it exists.",I trust the people i know who told me Alex Jones said those scientists are just saying that to get more grant money +TRUMP SPENT THANKSGIVING AT a VERY flashy Mar-a-Lago resort WHILE PRESIDENT OBAMA served meals at an armed forces retirement home.,"He's serving veterans who are actual heroes, what a CUCK" +Guess that's why it didn't happen,"Right, because the UFC never does ANYTHING that makes sense." +##**SWITZERLAND WOULD BE PROUD**,"No, Sweden is disappointment, he didn't even blow up both sides planes going over their territory nor did they get any of that sweet, sweet nazi gold" +So you're saying South Carolina has a chance?,Yep they are going to crush us. +"Stunning Neuschwanstein Castle in Winter, Germany",Woah... looks like something from these Alien vs Predator movies... +"Because Cold War. The Societ Union, the nation with vastly superior missile technology at the time, would not take kindly to the political assassination of a people's leader. I gotta say... It astonishes me how Americans are so frequently in favour of their secret police assassinating popular leaders in foreign countries. It's like you guys are ok with it.",Yeah Americans all suck! +"There is a rather large hatred among some groups (half-Asians and Asian men particularly come to mind) of White Male/Asian Female relationships. The men in those relationships are often viewed as misogynistic and fetishizing and the women are often viewed as race traitors who don't think their own kind is good enough or weaklings who submit to the white man. It's a big old pile of hate that then breeds hatred in their children who, as mixed-race, can already face some identity/culture issues. I don't *agree* with any of this; I'm just explaining. I've learned a lot about it because I'm part of the more acceptable (in these crazy people's minds) mixed-race pairing: white female/Asian male.","Wow, sounds like a lot of unfortunate projection" +The stupid tournament rules for friendly battles removes all aspects of testing.,Yes because we should balance the game around ladder and not capped +"If I want to blame my teammates for losing the game because they suck then I don't need to see their deaths to do so, I can just look at their other stats and jump to the same conclusion.",Obviously if we are losing then my team sucks and if we are winning then they still need to step it up. +It was a clothes drawer. Furniture where I put my clothes.,What do you mean clothes? +Right? Really don't get the hate for this coaster!,Stand ups in general get a lot of hate for being so painful +I'd like to take a moment and imagine the scene of Jon in the middle of a Finnish Podunk's main street trying to eat one of the many bags of sugar and yeast that he dumped out onto the ground. This is of course all happening behind his running sewage truck after getting lost in Finland. ... How hasn't the BBC gotten Jon to host Top Gear?,At this point he has better credentials than Chris Evans did. +"Reminder about Rule 8 - Rule 8: No Racism, Homophobia, etc Now I shouldn't have to spell that out for anyone hopefully, but a reminder for you folks that this rule is largely zero tolerance. This includes slurs against homosexuals, transgendered people, blacks, whites, asians, any race or skin colour, Anglophones, Francophones, or really anyone else. If we see it, and especially if you've done it more than once, you can expect to be banned. *unless they're from Boston*^^^But ^^^not ^^^really ^^^that's ^^^just ^^^a ^^^joke.",Was there recently issues with this? +"I Googled ''First Lady'' and this picture was nowhere to be found, you know what to do.",Why is this marked as alien? +"You must be a riot at parties is a very common meme, trust me.",I trust you because I'm sure you hear it a lot +It's just a local woman in a mink coat crossing the road in February.,yup that's it! +"Crackhead throws water bottle at biker, biker responds accordingly.","Yes, because these are noble battles to fight in life." +Is it illegal to sell homemade incest?,"As long as she doesn't sit on your face and doesn't ejaculate, I think it'll be fine" +"New system options?? So basically here are my options. For about 590, I can get an 8350 with an r9 390. For about the same price, I can get an i3 and an rx 480. For about 60 bucks cheaper, I can get an i3 with an rx 470. What would you guys go for? Keep in mind that I'm kinda stretching my budget here, my dad's not the nicest guy. Thanks!",I'd do the last option and save up for an i5/i7 upgrade in a few years. +Seriously? !,"No, OP clearly posted this for a laugh." +You stupid idiot!,"Drink it in, maaaaan!" +Also notable for his genocide denial,*shrugs* everyone has flaws +How do you pronounce Hugh?,H-ewe +"There are no staves that we can use in game. There aren't even models for the older version of the staves. The only thing in the code that resemble the staves are the Origins models which were ported from BO2, and used in the final cutscene.",How are you going to say there isn't a model then contradict yourself by saying there is? +Russia reportedly becomes part of CPEC - The Nation,Wow Mudiji really succeeded in isolating Pakistan eh? +White and grat variant is in stock. But Korean keycaps though,Could you post a picture of the white/grey with Korean caps? +It's no different from straight porn that has its MILFs and its barely-legals and its BBWs and various racial fetishes.,"I guess so, I just find them entirely disturbing, hense my issues." +There is nothing quite so beautiful as the spark in a person's eye when you bring up something they are passionate about.,OP delivers. +Is Donald Trump Even Vetting His Cabinet Picks?,He wasn't vetted and it worked out just fine... +I want it on an Ogre. Unless it was a totally nerfed version then I believe it would be OP. A Stryder with it would make Northstar obsolete IMO.,"Oh come on, if there's one thing Respawn knows it's balancing" +Satisfying MEGA KILL with ticks,Nice play! +"Remember when Dalton let the Giants defense through for a sack on two straight plays, and then let their backup RB pick up 3rd and 6? Remember when Dalton plonked two PATs off the uprights? Remember when Dalton fumbled back to the Steelers with a one point lead, and then committed two personal fouls on the subsequent drive? You... probably *don't* get my point by know, but I'm tired of typing.",Oh ya I 'member! +"honestly if you look back at this year, outside the korean teams, nobody really had any decent showing. you say iem oakland was a shitfest but so was worlds and msi if you dont count the korean teams tbh. na fanboys said h2k is absolutely not the 4th best team at worlds and then you slowly go down the list and youre unable to find a team thats at least DEFINITELY better than h2k. sure you can make arguments for other teams like rng or edg but those are not a DEFINITELY better. at least last year EU showed some performance, this year nobody stepped up. i think its just time for the community to realize that currently all non korean teams are just shit, so certainly do not act surprised if an international tournament without a top 6 kr team ends up being a shitshow",RNG is absolutely better than H2K EDG we saw in LPL absolutely better than H2K EDG we saw at worlds probably a toss up with H2K +If you're allergic to dairy...,Honest question: What is it supposed to look like to a clean mind? +Once you have done it you wonder why it and virginity is such a big deal to society.,Relevant username +"these people have no idea what is involved in various professional fields and how common composites are. once you learn lighting, its easy to spot them unless they are done real well. according to this thread commercial advertising photography isnt really photography its art because it composites.",Apparently. +"The left want a civil war, but when they fight us it will go pretty much like this.","No bruh, words are like bullets, and they hurt, and they got so many words, that it'll surely tip the scales in their favor!" +Al menos vamos a dejar a los white walkers de su lado,El norte recuerda. +LOL trump really fucked himself with this one. What an idiot.,You mean getting a bunch of people to google who is gennifer flowers only to learn that she was one of Bill Clinton's mistresses and that following the affair Hillary Clinton was named as a defendant in a defamation case? +Roses are reds Violets are blues Relevant username A cow wearing shoes,Fuck you karma whore +What is this from?,"Method Man by Wu-Tang Clan, from the Enter the Wu album." +"That's a stereotype you would realize isn't really based in reality if you had ever seen a poor black person outside of a worldstar video. I live in Alabama, dude, and I've never seen a real fight in my life.",Maybe you should get out of the fucking basement alredy +Fire butch jones,BUT NEXT YEAR WILL BE YALLS YEAR +Cat.,Cat. +How could anyone ever believe that? It doesnt even make sense. Theres no way that it would be painful enough to just sit there not seperating....,Clearly you've never fallen asleep with your genital(s) stuck inside someone +"To people who main Blackbeard and Pulse Fuck you. You ruin ranked. With your fucking shield and wallhacks. It requires no skill to play, and then you spam messages saying git gud after the game. And yes I am salty, remove the OPs from the game, its retarded. The fundamentals of this game are droning/using cameras to find enemies, Pulse does that but 1000 times better, and in a game with 1 shot face kills a face shield is just stupid.",The salt level is so high here my eyes are burning just from looking at the screen. +your an idiot. a complete and total idiot. how do I know this? where is the video. god that would have been amazing to watch over and over again :-),who hurt you? +What are some things you needed as a first time homeowner that you did not need living in an apartment (e.g. lawnmower)?,Ladder +Dardoch will respect Rick Fox a lot tho not like he did with loco,Rick Fox isnt the coach +"Working-class whites voted for a president who will sap health care, wages",Damn liberal media at it again. +"I totally disagree. I think Hield is a better spot up shooter than Murray, fits our team better, and is closer to ready to go than Murray. I think both will be good players, but Hield is a better fit on our team. Murray to me still looks like he is out of control a lot of the time, like he's stumbling his way to the rim instead of driving.",Hield is probably more prepared to provide immediate support to Davis. +I WASN'T DONE WITH THAT HIBANA They need to fix Hibana so that she doesn't put her gadget away right after firing the third round just so I can pull it out again just to hit the button just so I can switch back to my primary.,"I don't see anything wrong with that, it allows the defenders to hear you, come around the corner and kill you because you were unable to complete your job and what you wanted to do efficiently." +Can I please get a Legit check ! thanks,"Legit, reps don't come with the BB style code since it's the PB 2.0 & rep makers still only make the PB 1.0 and supply the AQ style code in their boxes." +"##WELCOME TOONAMI FAITHFUL! **What's on tonight?** --- | Time | Show | Episode | Number| |----------|----------|----------|----------|----------| **12:00AM** | **Gundam Iron-Blooded Orphans** | *Funeral Rites* | 13 out of 25 **12:30AM** | **Gundam Iron-Blooded Orphans** | *The Vessel of Hope* | 14 out of 25 **1:00AM** | **Gundam Iron-Blooded Orphans** | *The Trail of Footprints* | 15 out of 25 **1:30AM** | **Gundam Iron-Blooded Orphans** | *Fumitan Admoss* | 16 out of 25 **2:00AM** | **Gundam Iron-Blooded Orphans** | *Kudelia's Decision* |17 out of 25 **2:30AM** | **Gundam Iron-Blooded Orphans** | *Voice* | 18 out of 25 **3:00AM** | **Gundam Iron-Blooded Orphans** | *The Gravity of Wishes* | 19 out of 25 --- And don't forget to hashtag (#) your favorite show on Twitter while it's on air! #Toonami --- Remember the rules, have fun, and stay gold. Only Toonami. --- GREYOUTT WUZ HERE ^ I3rok3n_Sword's Bottom Bitch",Intruder 3: The Final Boogaloo +"I don't get how people on this website constantly miss this. Easy, relatively cheap, and legal alternative to cable and antenna.",Because it's still got ads! +The hell kind of fancy stuff are you buying? I recently got a dinner plate-sized compressed disc (the traditional style) for $6 at a local Asian market...,But you didn't drink it with water from the dragon well +The Brewtorium finds a home,Great video! +All those Warriors cheers in our house makes me sick,I visited San Francisco once in the 5th grade so I've basically been a fan for life +You're forgetting the all mighty Darmidini,Sounds like a Pokemon +I got my favourite collection of Manor posters printed. Very pleased with the results.,"You had to modify the pictures a bit to fit in 20 x 20, right?" +Procrastinating Writers Unite!,Pinaguilty mo ako :( +Shocked none of the people commenting at pointing out how this is false.,It's +The ground is the only thing I'm more afraid of the further away I get from it.,My mom is another thing like that. +Come on guys this is a joke,Lol my bad should've put +There's one slider for breast big and one for breast small. What happens if you max out both?,First slider is for right breast; second is for left. +"Always alert n1, kids.","Here, you dropped this:" +"Some people do, but honestly, if that's your only reason for picking a gaming platform you probably need to assess some life choices anyway.",*Assesses life choices* +What is something odd about you that you didn't realize until someone pointed it out?,I repeat the last words of a joke. +What the fuck......,"Well, we **gotta** make sure there's power to that switch, absolutely!" +"Migrant crisis: Angela Merkel announces plan to deport 100,000 failed asylum seekers",And this totally has nothing to do with the upcoming election +"EU to slash funds to Eastern Europe to step up migration budget - European Union countries agreed on Monday to slash funds from next year's EU budget to poor regions of the bloc, mostly in the east, while increasing spending to manage migration flows and spur growth.",It's not like it'll widen the already huge gap between East and West +"It's me playing, definitely saw him","Yeah yeah yeah, typically what would a hacker say." +Sardar Azmoun Nice Goal vs Anzhi,Stop scoring so Tottenham don't scout you and we can get you cheaper +"Anyone else read Lebron saying he wanted to play a snap during a Ohio State football game? I'd be interested to see it too, he'd probably kill it as a tight end in college football. He still has all his year of eligibility, too.","Well he'd probably be top in the nation in complaining to refs about no PI calls, so there's that." +fukushima....,There are so many tsunamis in Switzerland right? +"The BBB is nothing compared to the CFPB. I used to work for a mortgage bank. We had an A Plus rating with the BBB. We had 0 complaints. We always had a chance to resolve a complaint before it become a complaint. The key takeaway that customers had was that if shit hit the fan, we would work with them to clean it up. That was the only way to make a complaint go away before it went onto your record. We took BBB complaints very seriously because we cared about our score. The BBB is a private business. Once the CFPB was created in 2009, we overhauled all of our practices as an industry because we knew if we got a complaint from the CFPB, we were already screwed. You still had a chance to make it right but they could financially penalize you for breaking or bending the law. That has a way more sharp edge to it than a finger wagging that gets documented on the internet. The CFPB is a government agency. TL/DR: The BBB is a verbal smack on the wrist. The CFPB is a real bitch slap across the face. If a business wrongs you and is in the financial industry, bypass the BBB and go straight to the CFPB to complain about shady business practices.",Does Comcast count as a financial institution since I pay them and get fucked by them? +"Depends on you. Camping at Festivals is pretty fun, you can meet new people and it's a part of the experience for some people. However sleeping can be hard (because people are gonna be loud early and late), it's usually a little dirty and hot. It forces you to use the wonderful festival toilets and stuff. If you think camping might be fun then definitely try it out. If you go camping then definitely be a little careful with your valuables and I would recommend a spot a little bit further away just to avoid every slightly drunk person running around your tent.",Thanks I'll keep this in mind. +"Wow 250 plays! Have you played La Granja? If not, I think you should, If yes then I want to hear your thoughts","I actually have never played La Granja, seen it on best of lists occasionally but never looked into it." +Which item do you want,Attack or special attack +Yea but this complaint is about an actual feature missing in the game.,Change a gun from sounding like a comical representation of a suppressed weapon to a suppressed weapon isn't changing a feature... +Official Game Thread: Cincinnati Bengals (3-6-1) at Baltimore Ravens (5-5-0) ...,Burfict is such a piece of shit. +"I know it's just a Halliburton yard, but a lot of structures like oil refineries or cooling towers aren't built that much more sturdily.","Yeah, just like nuclear power plants!" +So... Canadians?,And some Ohioans +"X-Plane 11 specs question My specs don't meet the recommended, but they meet the required. The only thing that meets the recommended is my CPU. How is it going to look/run on my computer? Is it even worth getting? Should I just stick to XP10?","There will probably be a demo, just wait for that and you can try it out yourself." +It's not near houses it's in the middle of farmland.,"It is literally a stones throw from two different houses, basically in the back yard of one of the houses." +Meaning groups that dont have enough dps have black sheeps running wrong gear. I dont even think good rotations are needed at all.,"thats not necessarily true, condi builds scale way better with low buffuptime than power builds." +What place?,**Happy** place. +Kim Sejung shows a different side of herself on 'Knowing Bros' hidden camera,nate users are like reddit users but even younger and more braindead lol +Heres my full sleeve guys! Shading comes wednesday.,BRO BUT BROLY ISNT EVEN CANON +What a perfect throw for Jared Goff's first career TD!,Don't forget the kids a bust +That guy's analysis is all over the map and incoherent.,Then it must be true! +Inferno is Useless,You forgot the +"At least in our country they are. In other countries maybe not I don't know, but in this country yes. Also Mrs. Clinton has killed people critical of her but people voted for her while despising Putin.","ISIS kills our journalists, how come you don't support ISIS?" +"I don't think the football game required over 14,000 truckloads and many, many tons of dirt, which is what caused the damage to all the roads.","Right, wouldn't they just haul in pallets of astroturf?" +But she's Swiss tho,"Swiss, German, same thing!" +"I would caution about the Lions & Patriots here. Looking at the Def side it was slightly different on mobile which leads to the cautious approach; 93 HB DeAngelo Williams (BCA Master Edition) 92 CB Richard Sherman (BCA Hero Edition) 91 QB Aaron Rodgers (BCA Hero Edition) 90 S Eric Berry (BCA Hero Edition) 90 TE Greg Olsen (BCA Hero Edition) 89 DE Cameron Heyward 89 WR Larry Fitzgerald 88 CB Malcolm Butler 88 QB Drew Brees 87 HB Lamar Miller 84 LB Sean Lee 84 WR Golden Tate III 84 MLB Wesley Woodyard 83 OT Nate Solder 83 S Jahleel Addae 83 DE Jerry Hughes 82 MLB David Harris 82 QB Teddy Bridgewater 82 OT Morgan Moses 81 CB Terrance Newman 81 S Kurt Coleman 81 OG Ali Marpet 80 LB Tony Steward 80 WR Ted Ginn Jr. 80 DT Devon Still This was the Mobile version, so if you compare; it took 6 Elite's to complete the set; The top 6 cards listed here for offense are(aside from Rodgers); 90 TE Greg Olsen (BCA Hero Edition) 89 WR Larry Fitzgerald 88 QB Drew Brees 87 HB Lamar Miller 84 WR Golden Tate III 83 OT Nate Solder It is likely you see Tate and/or Solder bumped up to an elite which means you won't see a silver/gold from them. 82 QB Teddy Bridgewater 82 OT Morgan Moses 81 OG Ali Marpet 80 WR Ted Ginn Jr. The 4 above are much safer bets to be included in console as a silver/gold combo.",Good points! +Inb4 skin patch Tuesday with no new data xD,Monolith is just a T2 skin for legacy anyway +"He has stated multiple times that he doesn't learn by reading. He prefers to get his information through discussion with trusted sources who do read. This is why the choices he's made for advisors, cabinet members, and heads of various departments are so terrifying. They can filter and distort information as they see fit to benefit them and their agendas.",Do you have a quotable sauce? +So what's the plan then? Get out early?,"Die horribly, there isn't much warning if something went really wrong, or a nuclear missile strike." +Jackie Chan?,If he is holding a baby not even the grim reaper can take him +Employers who value their workers' time are a dying breed. They're almost all gone.,They are stubborn bastards but we'll get them all one day and live in our sudo slave labor utopia. +What the fuck is liberal schooling? Places where they teach actual science instead of creationism? It's just schooling. It's not some liberal conspiracy. The liberal agenda calls for increased funding for education while the conservative party wants to give tax breaks to the richest Americans and corporations.,That's because when rich people get richer they'll pay their employees more +Cam...peon? que clase de 2do puesto es ese?,Este equipo es tan choto que dejo que otro termine 2do +I made an app that lets you hide messages in emojis,where the decrypter at +Does this game affect the Packers playoff chances?,We take the division if we win next week +The dude claims he's from California but then used the word Cali. He's questionable right off the bat.,He does have a kings flair though you have to be from Sacramento to stick with that team. +Love how women can be fat as a whale but the guy is always some hunky adonis type. And women say they don't care about muscles.,Thats male power fantasy tho +I made a Peanut Butter Jelly Time gif on my ti-83. I was king of the nerds for like a week.,Best I could do was use the draw thing to draw a cat +"Game is fixed boys, dont u worry :)",The game is perfect +"I agree from a personal standpoint, but from a marketing standpoint, they are amiibo. They are part of the brand's line-up, even if they double as Skylanders. As such, you should include them as an option in your app. Some actual amiibo don't look much better either, so they don't look very good isn't a good reason to not include them. Waluigi, for example, has the same cock-eyed problem a lot of the Skylanders Bowsers have.",how dare you compare our beloved Wah-god to the likes of those filthy Skylanders! +This thin streak of snow across Ohio,Chemtrails on the ground! +Any Genudine TR/NC outfits still going strong? I used to be in NCGZ before quitting the game several months ago,GOON and PYON obviously +Gronk heading to locker room,"As I have Gronk and my opponent had OBJ, Shady, and Hightower... yeah, I really needed this." +"When I hear that Hillary and Trump made a deal to accept the AP's election call, only for Hillary to reneg and join the recount...",FASTEST STICKIES IN THE WEST +"I don't know, it's just that every time I see something new with some supposed powerful unit it's something I have no chance to acquire because of how far behind I am. I can't beat any cyclone let alone some new type with my level 25 or less units. I hope this coppermine I just got will be worth something once she gets leveled.","Coppermine will make Red, Black, White, and Alien a breeze in True Form." +Won't be long before voting for anyone but Trump becomes illegal.,Trump is literally Hitler +Fo4 got criticized simply because it was extremely overhyped. It wasn't necessarily because the game was bad. It had some bugs and tradeoffs that not everyone agreed but it was still an overall good game. NMS was both overhyped and a bad game. You could even argue that Reddit was being oversensitive for hating Fo4. the same can't be said for nms,"Good game, bad fallout, basically is the complaints." +Indigenous Resolve 'Stronger Than Ever' as Feds Order DAPL Protest Camp Shut Down,Thanks Obama +"Well, HTML5 and CSS3 are really lightweight and efficient if used properly.",_If used properly_ I cri so hard +That red shit destroyed my patio furniture and broke my pool filter so fuck the LAFD for saving my house.,Does your home owners insurance not cover something this? +Wal-Mart's Dallas optical lab loses 91 jobs to automation | Retail,If only they hadn't foolishly unionized and gotten greedy. +"Apparently, based on his view, the Germans who had more casualties in WW2 than their opponents were the good guys! And here I had it wrong all along..","Exactly, the amount of times I heard the compare casualty numbers argument to determine who is right and wrong is too damn high, it's as if people are incapable of critical thought and need two simple integers in order to make a decision." +...why exclude California? It's not a state anymore? Pls explain your logic.,As long as we are changing the rules after the fact.....Why not illustrate how Trump WON the popular vote excepting the results in one Blue state? +I think this applies to everything in life. There are different rules for successful people. And often it's deserved - a guy with 6 SB wins should command a certain level of respect.,Step 1: Be a Superbowl winner Step 2: Don't not be a Superbowl winner. +Which one looks better?,"both ugly bruh, those prolly fake" +That's not a conspiracy though. It's called the MPAA.,"If it's not a conspiracy, then why do they remain in the shadows?" +My local USPS delivery thinks that leaving a heavy package blocking my front door is acceptable customer service.,"yeah, id be pissed too if someone dropped something i bought over a wire directly to my door and i had to be bothered to push it out of the way to get it" +felt like my iq dropped 30 points while reading that,From 0? +How long have you been playing SM?,Currently sitting at 122:03 +"This art discussion makes me angry Why can those who are fine with this art design not accept, that it is a weeb design, lots of people don't want to play it because it is embarrassing, it is awkward and unnecessary. So just accept the critics. On the other hand, why do those who do not like the design have to be so aggressive about it. If you don't like it, don't play it. But if you like the game mechanics than you have to accept the art style. And to those who say hearthstone looks so cartoonish and childish: Your Hentaigirls do not look realistic and mature. Every part of this discussion is so stupid. So, habe fun with downvoting me to oblivion. But I really am tired of this discussion. I like the art style mostly but I also like hearthstones design. I like this game more than hearthstone. It is not so.. stale.. so please everybody: let us just enjoy this beautiful and we'll designed game! :)","Ooh, an opinion!" +"FUCK THE STEELERS, AND ALL OF PITTSBURGH THE EAGLES HAVE DISCOVERED THE POWER OF GINGERS AND THE EAGLES GINGER GOD JOINS OUR GINGER GESUS. THE TWO WILL COMBINE TO FUCK PITTSBURGH FOR ALL OF ETERNITY. FUCK PITTSBURGH. FUCK THE PENGUINS.","Hey, fuck Mike Milbury, too." +Finally promoted to Black belt. 11 years 8 months. Osss.,Stockton motherfucker (congrats man) +Hillary is not historic.,Of a major party is how they glossy the statement +NSW minister taps household push to share and trade solar energy : Renew Economy,I can't see the infrastructure required to manage peer-to-peer energy sharing costing us much. +It's also even almost like impoverished native peoples might be desperate for resources due to centuries of settler colonialism!,What did is ridiculous nobody suffers in America. +"There is no crime, you found someone in your match using the exploit you want to post him and out of the nowhere you get banned. Where's your fault in that ?",Rule 6? +"Nobody gives a shit about your opinion, just like nobody gives a shit about mine. I'm not gonna create a new account, I'm not gonna listen to your nonsense, I'm just gonna post as I please. I doubt I have any more emotional fucks to give, so you'er saved there, but if you want to bring the pitchforks, bring em to my face, pussy.",well... that escalated quickly. +What the fuck refs. That's such a ridiculous rule. It was obviously not intentional...,refs have to have a safe space in order to do their job +"lol, there's a huge skill gap between copper and diamond, or even plat and diamond.","Yeah, right now there's a real big difference" +"It's not much more complicated than accessing the BIOS on your motherboard and setting up RAM timings, latency, flashing the CMOS, and other such things. Even for an amateur hardware enthusiast this stuff is like second nature. To the average iPhone and social media user? Yeah, it is basically impossible for people like them, but they are not the audience for bitcoin node software.",I'm so glad all I ever had to do was enable UPnP and enable TCP incoming connections on my own internet line dedicated to mining/running a Bitcoin Unlimited node. +"I'm a millennial(gen Y) and it truly saddens me how much police hatred there is in my generation. So I was at work and there was a squad car outside doing a traffic stop it looked like and he was out there for quite a while and I said out loud to myself Man, I hope he's okay and one of my coworkers (no college, 24 years old) said Yeah, well I hope he got shot. Now at first I kind of did one of those chuckles where you know something is wierd but you're not too sure if they're playing. And I was like Dude what? He has a family too you know. You're one of those kids huh? and he said almost proudly Yup I don't care. I hate cops, always have always will.. Now, this is not nearly the first time I've seen, heard or read of people in my generation hating police so much to the point of wanting them dead. I'm sure I'm preaching to the choir here but It's just outright sad. I am a senior in highschool and plan to be in law enforcement as my career when I'm older and the police hate just makes me want to be an officer that much more because I want to prove that police officers are not all mean people out to ruin your day. I will strive to be someone that the generation below me will look up to. Thanks for reading.",What a tough guy +Simple. They forfeit retirement plans. By the time a house is paid off there is not enough time to save for retirement. Most people give in eventually and buy and then become one of the debt zombies that fear prices dropping. The house becomes plan A for retirement and there's no plan B.,"With the constantly rising retirement age, those plans are just money for the government to play with." +You have very selective memory about Kubiak's tenure here in Denver.,"Idk man, Kubiak's decision tonight pretty much erases that SB" +"As long as Bill Bellichick is on the field, the Patriots will win.",Well if he's on the field that's a 15 yard penalty.... +I understand why. What I don't understand is why people insist on rebuilding in a state that's burning half the time.,Attractive gun laws? +Or KaKAO would also be beast but wtf did he go?,"Essentially dead to rights in LSPL, never to return." +"Changing titles is not possible on reddit, you'll have to post again with the correct title","Okay, thank you sir." +Do/did you have access to him irl?,Yes boy x) He moved with his family soon after :( +President-elect Donald Trump is brazenly mixing affairs of state and his own business interests,Trump should launch an IPO of trump organization so that citizens can buy stocks and profit from his conflict of interest +Kira's stand is literally a cat with hands.,The only cat he could ever love. +Obama and the Clintons still have no earthly idea why the Democratic Party lost the presidential election,"Ask your donors at the next fundraiser, maybe they can tell you!" +"The general rule tends to be that collab(excluding seasonal collabs/REM) gets significantly better each time it comes back around. So when you roll in a collab the first time around, you're taking a risk and betting on the collab coming back a second time.",Angry birds collab LUL +This is memeing all right? You on't actually believe SRS is a good sub?,i like SRS because it links to lots of funny comments +What did you use to tie them together and what are they called?,I used a mixture of zip ties and velcro straps. +NOT. Just thought I'd rip the hearts out of the Ham fans one more time Lol.,hah you sure got us now! +Look up NC BBQ in a slow cooker.,It seems to be more poplar here in the eastern part of the state. +Theyre not missing it. Reddit like to play stupid when it benefits their narrative.,He believes he won the popular vote with ZERO evidence. +"My friends and I ran Battle tank on Dorado all the time on attack. Bastion sets up on top of the payload, Rein shields the front of the payload, Torb sets up his turret on the back and Mercy damage boosts bastion and triages the other members of the tank crew. Worked basically every time in quick play.","Wow, it's like 3 coordinated people and 3 uncoordinated beat 6 uncoordinated people!" +I enjoyed this year.,"Well, fuck you too then" +"What is with the suits.all.the.time. I get it, you are trying to represent an image. But when out visiting people who are WORKING yoi think they could be a little more real and dress down.",It would break the magic spell and people might get the impression that they're just men. +My dog waits patiently on Christmas until it's time to open her own present then she goes nuts!,Repost. +"Sorry, the author of the above statement did not include a source for the rate of false rape accusations, but if you click through to the OP and scroll down a little, you'll see the quote I copied. It has a source for sexual violence against men.","Their source for the original claim was a Buzzfeed article, which is of course the very last word in honest, reputable journalism" +"How the hell you can call this medium puzzle? This should be labeled, supreme super james bond puzzle! Nice idea tho.","Okay okay, lets call it a Supreme Super James Bond Puzzle with Extra Peppers." +Why Corruption Matters: Self-dealing will be the norm throughout administration. America has just entered an era of unprecedented corruption at the top.,At least he's not a liar like HILLARY +We don't need to re-examine it. It needs to be jettisoned. Retroactively.,That's definitely how democracy should operate! +"So, what happened to the bo3 SEE? I havent been on here in a while and i was just wondering if the SEE was ever solved or debunked?","We found it while you weren't looking, and now we're hiding it from you." +How did you get your task manager to look like that :O,"That's System Monitor on GNOME 3.21.90, it's not Windows, hence my comment." +Is Opie Burning Bridges Again?,Lol I can't believe he said that lol +"It is. I live on Vine and was set to have it installed but went with 50mb from TWC and have had no issues. I stream music, surf the web, and play Xbox Live all at the same time without a blip. To be honest, you have to be hosting serious websites or doing something illegal to need a 1gb connection. Plus, you'll need a modem and router that can handle it too which will cost you a few hundred dollars.","Yeah, 50mb should be enough for anyone!" +"As a Canadian living in canda with our dollar at 74cents compared to yours all I can say is. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha, were doing nothing right.",Does the make CANADA the underpaid female of the United States? +worse ... it was a nod to the Rogan & Stanhope years,There was a another manshow? +Will headgear ever be displayed in the loading screen? title says it all,No because people who cry about unrealistic headgear will have a hissy fit. +The buff that glaz deserves.,And also the one he needs right now +OH went for Trump. Obviously a trump supporter.,"Definitely alt right, pro gun, misogynistic, homophobic white male." +ppa:gnome3-team/gnome3-staging Some of it is 3.22 anyway,That's a good way to fuck up your system. +nope nope nope nope nope to the nope train,This wormhole will get you there faster +The downsides of having an SSD.,"Bullshit called, it asked for its meme back." +I got a Prism Scale. For a bottle cap? Adding you.,Yes that would be great adding you too +Battlefield 1 British assault cosplay,Be a man get a real 1911! +Depends on the business requirements. Most larger ones are OK with $1000/month if it means never having to worry about being down because a seagull took a crap on your antenna.,Isn't having comcast worse than having seagulls? +"What would cause a disabled service to restart itself on a Windows server? I turned off the DHCP server service on an older box, but left the components installed until the next maintenance window. I can see this action in the system log - The start type of the DHCP server service was changed from auto start to disabled. Then all of a sudden I'm getting conflicts on my network which I quickly traced back to this old machine turning its DHCP server back on. The service status is still set to disabled, but it is indeed running. In the system log under event source; DHCPServer I find the following entries - The DHCP/BINL service on the local machine ... has determined that it is authorized to start. It is servicing clients now. Why did this service decide to restart itself, and how did it start itself when it is explicitly configured to be disabled?",Solar flare caused a bit flip from 0 to 1 in the registry +"or maybe he just dislikes Trump like most New Yorkers, the world and even the US (see: popular vote). But yeah no, conspiracy for sure.","Sorry, you forgot to remove the fraudulent vote from your data..." +"Cook was also (at least partially) beaten in the flight (this is not the best clip to highlight that), else he would have been further forward. It wasn't all about the pitch, that would be denying Ashwin some well deserved credit.",You missed the implied +Hint at gloves for the major?,"Hiko is not really wearing gloves, its photoshoped" +I would love to see their sex toys,Cross plug? +Why Don't you ever see the headline psychic wins lottery?,They can also predict they'll lose all their friends and become lonely. +Stop making everything a political issue to fit your own personal narrative. -The rest of Reddit.,But how can I show my superior knowledge of what is best for the world +But then there's beautiful ppl like you who make the world less depressing,Like me :3 +"Announced yesterday, as I recall.",Correct. +Chiefs?,"Sorry but KC is our rivals in my college and and in the 85 World Series, I cant do it." +"Two wrong don't make a right. Also remember, the democrats and the republicans are being controlled by one group. WAKE-UP!!!",Thanks Morpheus but im fine here in the Matrix lol. +"Well I am in the US but know that the Filipinos have to deal with Duterte. He's openly show oppositon to the Church, launched a massive campaign against the drug lords with numerous extrajudicial killings by the national police force, and possibly shift away from allying with the US in favor for China.","Yeah, he pretty crazy." +Great now I have to hop between hundreds of systems looking for this exact freighter. Cheers OP.,"That should be impossible, everything is procedural" +Who could have guessed a refugee of Somali descent would be responsible. This is why we need osu to be a sanctuary campus so these people can feel safe,"You're right, this guy was the real victim." +"If band names were literal, who would be the best to see live?",The Rolling Stones would be boring as fuck; not them. +Chasing 1 hp singed,Rule 1. +"This claim is false. Spooky is only able to get Atk Mid, Atk Close and Rising Fury as the first ability. Insect shares the chance of Atk Far, Decoy and Rising Fury as the first ability only. This leaves both those families unable to get the combo of Heal, MHeal and Electric.","Incorrect, spooky can get heal magic heal electric, ^after^^a^^pet^stone" +"good to see people are calming down about wes. he's been dropping 14 a game on 42% over the last 10 games and shooting 38% for november, so no need to say the wes experiment is a failure because he's been doing good.","Nope we need to trade him asap for like a 2nd rounder, hes easily the worst starter in the league" +Last time I checked the VW Kombi isn't capable of interstellar flight.,"You see, Ivan..." +San Francisco's Official Response to the Election of Trump - San Francisco Bay Times,"Wow, they're so noble and brave!" +When your LT tells you he needs you to write more tickets but dispatch is holding 20+ calls,Hey they won't give a new toaster for answering calls! +"Most in person stores pushing 'shop local' aren't expecting you to be the least bit concerned about the price difference. Its pretty ridiculous when you think about it. what? why wouldn't you want to spend more time and energy so you can spend more money for the privilege of supporting me, the local business owner.' *hands on hips, staring into the sunrise, american flag flapping behind them*",While I don't disagree with you I do feel the need to point out that most of the time local businesses flat out cannot match amazon's prices and stay in business. +I said this last time and got down voted into oblivion.,But MUTguru tweeted about it so it's all good! +Too many snipers.,"It isn't quick play until you have Hanzo, Widow, and Ana at the same time." +"I'm eating a pizza rightnow too, that I made in an oven! But I took the cardboard out.",So what... You are saying you are better than me? +"Best QB to ever roll thru Trampa, and yes, he will eclipse Steve Young, Testivertical and of course fuckboi Dilhole. This young man can take us back- all the way back, possibly more than once.",You forgot buccaneers great Brad Johnson +Did it help or just create more dependence for generations?,"If history has taught me anything, it's that you can make any story you want about it at this point." +I'm an HS8 user. Quality investment.,"Rokits are too muddy... HS5/8's are great, and the JBL LSR305/8 speakers are amazing for the price." +"Yeah I end up beautifying villages whenever I come across one. Clean up the streets, make them look better, redo the houses, make gardens more practical, put up more lamp posts, signs, etc. I like to imagine as I leave in my travels the villagers are thankful I made their lives better lol.",I always act like I'm 12 and blow them up/burn them because I think it is funny. +I don't know... but don't the shrinks tell people they have to forgive themselves before they can move on?,WE'RE ONTO SOMETHING HERE +Jake Tapper on Twitter: OSU identifies assailant as Abdul Razak Ali Aetna,That's a weird name for an Amish kid. +Page 4 here -- OSU stabber describes how he has to pray 5 times a day and the media is mispotraying his religion,"Yeah that media, always trying to convince people to attack muslims!" +Clowns aren't scary in the slightest,Somebody has never seen/read IT. +The Future of Music,Chuck E Cheese was first. +sup x cdg bogo hoodie,Thanks for info guys +Samsung SSD not working with VPN either. Oh well.,"I bought mine on CDkeys, its region locked to europe" +When playing TDM-Bomb the end of the round - replay should show the last kill instead of the how the defuser is getting destroyed!,No no no you don't understand how exciting it is for us to watch people beat on a plastic box for a few seconds +"Why wouldnt it? The right wants to eliminate the EPA, the clean air act, etc. They will burn whatever it takes to make money including your children.",They don't need children when they have money. +Wingull* autocorrect.,Sent! +"To any Xbox smite players: Please, for the love of the gods, if you see that someone is rank 10 with a god, don't focus all of your attention on them. Yes, they're rank 10 with that specific god, but rank 10 doesn't mean they'll be able to completely fuck up your team on their own. All you succeed in doing is ruining their stats with what could be their main. Nobody wants bad stats for their main. I've seen multiple rank 10 gods get absolutely destroyed because the enemies assume they are the only one that's a danger. I just went through a match of arena where I played Nox, my main and first ever rank 10, and I was focused the entire match because nobody else was using a god above rank 2. The enemy was so focused on destroying me that my Fenrir managed to go 18-0-15 and he was unranked. Rank doesn't mean skill. Don't focus a person based on rank. Focus them based on how bad they're fucking your shit up.",I always do this and I win +High five Hirez!,Except they never brought what the community truly wanted: Nevercake AP +Is the controls a thing that can be fixed in a patch or not? This is a deal breaker for me honestly.,You can use accessibility settings to remap them. +John Podesta's lobbying firm just amended federal disclosure forms in an attempt to hide corruption after Wikileaks emails exposed their violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act,nothing to see here at all +"Why are they so proud of these designs and keep releasing them like theyre the next big thing, these are some of the worst suit designs of any genre I've ever seen for a big budget movie like this.",Yeah... this is so definitely worse than colorful rainbow spandex with plastic helmets that came out of a dollar store. +This brave keeper won't acknowledge your sawy-ness unless you run REAL unix!,At least he said thanks +I'm conservative. I fucking can't stand the name calling. On both sides.,More like a cucktarded cuckservative conservatard amirite +How can the second most spoken language be polish (red colour)?..... OH shit just realized we were minority in those areas on our own land....,Yeah it must be so comforting to know there are no more Yiddish speakers left in Poland... that's not a dangerous thought process at all +Battlefield 1 giveaway. I will pick winner randomly at 10pm mt.,"I want a chance no matter how small, Thanks!" +"wow there, boy if people want to be euthenized or sterilized, that's their choice. just saying that leeches shouldn't get to add more leech laws. if people want to gove of their own free will then absolutely but to force a nation to drag the weak is a recipe for collapse","Ikr, if we had this in place maybe all those baby boomers wouldn't have been able to vote for Trump." +"Support win lane, adc win teamfights Fallacy",And you got this from... +Was able to grab Mass Effect 3 for $0.11 in game stop just in time!,What the fuck +"It is incredibly difficult to miss a dick. It is even more difficult to miss a dick when theres four dudes in a room. It is almost statistically impossible to have a gangbang in a room dark enough to not know that what you're fucking is a man, and what your penis is inside, is somebodys asshole, and yet still miss that dick",This sounds like the voice of experience. +i haven't traded in 3 days and keys are almost 26 ref now what the fuck happened,"We just need another golden wrench scenario, reward crafting with a possible chance at an ultra-rare item" +Not all bees are yellow. Here's a Blue Carpenter Bee,People love Bluebees. +"The title of the post tells you exactly what it is. A visualization of sorting algorithms. In computer science, like in life, there is always more than one way to solve a problem. Some methods are just more efficient than others. If someone posted a gif of visualization of planets orbiting the sun you'd be ok. This is the same thing","i don't know anything about astronomy or orbital mechanics, I don't want to have to research 90% of this gif." +Trump's foreign business interests: 144 companies in 25 countries,Really looking forward to military strikes in response to any Trump building being attacked abroad! +"They might, they'll just say that the shooters were driven to lives of crime due to systemic white oppression, and therefore they're not responsible for their own actions. You see, everything bad in the world is the fault of all white people, in one way or another.",I knew it was whitey's fault somehow +I want to punch everybody that says shit like this he has 12 slots so that's 2 heroes worth of items so he's good late game. No. no. Just stop people... he. doesn't. scale. Items do not always equal scaling.,tell that to Carry CM +wait... Bortles has only ever won 10 games? For real?,Yeah but he's a monumental improvement over Gabbert. +NASCAR Songs? I'm having a party for the Daytona 500 this year and I was wondering what NASCAR-related songs I could play. They don't have to be about NASCAR or even racing but songs that just fit right.,The Daytona Day theme from the Daytona Day commercials +"This shits hitting too close to home, fuck you OP",You know you don't have to buy it don't you? +This is what goes on up front during a bumpy landing.,Explains why it's bumpy. +Well you could it would be hard to sue if you had a fence because then you can show that you made an effort to deter kids from entering the property,Am I in torts right now? +"What's your scenario Thread Post your scenarios here. We shall offer to the fantasy gods in hopes they come true. For me, I need Mike Evans to outscore Dez, Crowder and Gano with an 8 point lead.","Greg Olsen and DeSean jackson both catch a 1 yard pass, fumble and leave the game with injuries" +Mos def,Talib Kweli +Stupid decision to have Ricky sit the entire fucking quarter. Tyus kept getting burned by George Hill. Sigh.,Nah man Tyus Stones is the best PG on the team +I know everyone likes to joke about how paranoid the people in this sub are but I would appreciate a real answer lol I just wanna know if it's worth the risk or not. I have an irl acid guy just prices are dumb.,LSD strips prob one of the safest man +the stabbing *suspect* That's actually sickening. I think it's safe to say he was a little more than a suspect.,"He won't even get to stand trial, the American justice system is racist." +"Dammit! I hate when I see a video of a person I dislike being mature, reasonable, and well composed. First Sarah Jessica Parker and now Tomi Lahren?!","I agree, I hate a lot of the stuff she says but I saw the debate and really felt like it was super biased towards Trevor and I'm very surprised she was so collected during the debate and this interview made me like her, even if I disagree with a lot of her views on some politics." +Looking for more people to add to squad up sometime. Mic preferred. I mainly play operations or conquest. Post PSN below or add me with a message saying youre from here so i dont get confused. PSN: MonkeyInABanana,Honeyisbeebarf +"Shit, the women's roster might be a bit thin for it, but a non-nonsense stable of badass women could certainly be interesting, just because while it's sort of a SHIELD copy it's also nothing been done before in that division. You've got Summer Rae, Emma, and Paige on RAW not being used, would work for all of them.","Summer, Paige, Emma, Alicia, Renee - SPEAR" +Keep telling yourself that.,At least you can put your Odell jersey in your closet and bandwagon for another team. +"More than a few centuries, in fact. I've heard people theorize that the reason Russia is so crazy is that they never really recovered emotionally from what Genghis Khan did to them.",Well more like what his son Ogedei did as Ghengis was already dead by the time the conquest of Rus began. +You realize that would be bad for Intel right?,Being the only CPU manufacturer would be SOOOO terrible for Intel. +Yeah peoples homes are on fire. My childhood art school is ablaze. I'm a member of this community. Not really cool.,Well they obviously deserve it for living in the south. +"Just heard official information from authorities, no confirmed casualties yet.",Holy shit I'm so relieved +It depends on the area you live. I will forever call it Taylor Ham because that's what I grew up calling it. The whole NO IT'S TAYLOR HAM! stuff is just for shits and giggles.,its the sandwich part thars weird... not the whole pork roll/taylor ham thing. +"Ok. Fuck the haters. Fuck people calling him inefficient. Fuck people saying he shoots too much. Fuck the people saying he steals boards. This dude is an absolute savage. I have *never* seen a guy with a motor quite like his. AI was an animal, Jordan and Kobe were beasts, but Russ is a machine. He plays with a level of anger that is just absurd, and plays as hard as he can *every single night*. It would be an honor to have this guy play for your city because he never takes a day off. Yes, he gambles. Yes, he sometimes makes the wrong play. But what we're witnessing is nothing short of incredible. When he hurt his knee after the Beverly incident, they said he'd never be the same again. They said he'll be 90% of himself. What they didn't consider is that 90% of Russ is 150% for others. If any guy deserves to pass up LeBron, who I'm an absolute Stan of, in triple doubles, it's Russ.",I heard Joe Budden's latest album is dedicated to Russ. +Faceless shambler is going to be amazing in jade decks,"Meh, is that one extra 15/15 really going to matter?" +"You'd swell with anger, too, if your neighbors always started fights in your yard.","Well, the fighting has to be done somewhere..." +"I sent the NFL a letter stating that if Kapernick wasn't banned from the league by Labor Day, that I would never watch another football game. I plan to stand by that. They are there to play a game, not make dumbass political statements and race baiting. They can certainly have their dumbass opinions, but if they want to inject it into the game and the NFL allows it, I will not participate. Any institution that bows to political correctness is worthless in my eyes.","Well done, patriot." +You underestimate how ridiculous the British left is once you go beyond the left wing of the Labour Party,"Real lefties vote Conservative, to hasten the revolution." +No it isnt.,"Yes, muslims are clearly liberals who go around supporting LGBT rights and the rights of women" +"Honestly as someone from outside the US, this is the absolute worst. All the decisions Trump has made so far are atrocious. Every single pick is objectively absolute dogshit. Now I don't mind if the US decides to phase out Obamacare and move towards privatized healthcare leaving millions of people without insurance. I don't care if companies continue to make millions off imprisoning people. I don't care people's lives are ruined by crazy drug laws. I don't care consumers aren't protected and exploited at every turn. I don't care if the minimum wage is abolished and people will live in poverty even with working 3 jobs. I don't even care if the already weak public school system is destroyed completely leading to even less educated people and pretty much a collapse of the US as a leading nation. I feel for all of the people who will be suffering under those changes but all those things pale in comparison to this. This, this is fucking unforgiving.","Yeah but Hillary was an old lady who couldn't handle her email software properly, that's even worse!" +"You are an idiot. You really think the poor lower class give a fuck about the political and economical elite? No, they care about surviving, and when they see immigrants either taking their jobs OR taking their business that is who is directly affecting them. They don't give a fuck about powers of economy, supply and demand, they care about survival. Blaming the lower class for not knowing what the actual cause of this, is fucking stupid.",Why do you equate Zephinism with the lower class? +Well Jesus and Gandhi never had bullies in school.,"Not in school, but Jesus had bullies as an adult." +It's MS. They could be giving free money away and people would still bitch about it.,This hundred dollar note has clearly been touched by human hands before I got it 0/10 would not accept free money from Microsoft again +Liberals trying to abolish the 2nd amendment after the OSU attack,It's these damn assault cars and automatic knives! +Why is project Fi app using so much data?,Service fee XD +In NYC I was clipped by a taxi while I was legally crossing in a crosswalk with tons of other people *in front of a cop* and he and everyone around me acted like nothing happened. I'm from LA not exactly a small city and I couldn't believe that it was just cool to be hit by a car. I wasn't seriously injured just bruised but still,Should of taken your keys and wrote dick on his side with them +"What I meant by that comment was you can't go onto a dating app an expect to the find the casanovas and Marilyn Monroes. They're using an app to find a date, that's enough right there to tell you there not tip top in the mental category","Yeah, what kind of idiotic woman expects to be treated with dignity and respect by the people trying to court her" +Reverse-Psychology at its best.,"Prepare for the next update being shit again, since Sean will see us being hyped by 1.11" +Whereabouts did you come from?,This is the cutest thing I've seen. +And here's Trump's conflict of interest with the Chinese government...,But what about the trade war he's going to declare on China? +What makes you say that it's not premium?,It doesn't have a Samsung logo on it +FWD: Reema is only 5 years old...,When you wake up and decide to be an asshole. +Theyre thinking of more ways to buff deathcoil for unholy dks,Give it a 0.5 sec CD baseline and let it deal 75% of its current damage +Their pistols are phenomenal and so cheap too. The SAR K2 and Witness are so fucking nice.,Isn't the Witness line of pistols made in Italy by Tanfoglio? +What did you think of 2016?,"I would like a do-over, please" +"I want to know if there are people with facial tattoos that are gainfully employed, with at least a college degree. And have not been in jail.",I'm sure there's a prince charming out there with retarded neck/face ink +HMB While I Ride This Waterslide,I bet that hurt his package +"No, it's 'How to get rid of Bing as my default browser'",or How to set Google as my default browser +koreans can be a bit on the prude side of things. even their broadcast media is super restrictive on things like sexual suggestions. a pelvic thrust in a music video could risk it being rated 19+.,Did we watch different Gangnam styles? +"I don't know about PPP, but sometimes i manage to get PEKKA-Dark Prince-3 Muskies on their tower, it is pretty quick. My record is a split push that destroyed both crown towers and ended up with both pekkas on crown, with overall 2 dark princess, 6 musketeers, an ice wiz, fire spirits and some skeleton behind (i had 3 pumps up and i countered something big like a Golem and other things. I believe that the whole king tower, with his 4000 health, went down in less that 3 seconds. It's not bragging, the opponent really sucked, i was able to do so only because of some stupid plays he did.",Were they not playing ? +That looks awesome! Where is it?,"Bosnia, national park of Sutjeska" +"Hey guys, the devs are aware and they're working on a fix.",Any ETA on when they'll be done? +"This is why giving foreign aid is a good thing. You get the countries hooked on it and when they do something you don't like, you can threaten them by canceling it.",TBH china will swoop right in on this one. +"Funny, all I have seen is some memes about a frog called Kek.",Oh yeah I'm sure a cartoon frog is a hate symbol for sure +I've never seen this posted before. Here are the official background vox of Young. Check comments for details.,The full stems (including this) are available in my Mega link ;) +"Is debate 'allowed' about whether the earth orbits the sun? No. Because it's not in doubt. Anyone who wants to debate that question is simply ignorant. If people questioning vaccines merely wanted to be educated about vaccines we wouldn't be having this discussion. We'd be pointing them to the piles of research on the subject and they'd go read it all and say, OH! Wow! Vaccines are amazing! I had no idea how they worked, so thank you for explaining it so clearly!. Instead you point them at research and they call you a stooge for the pharma companies who gets paid to kill children. They don't want knowledge or education. They just want to hate on something and feel smarter than doctors and researchers who they feel look down on their ignorance.",You should be allowed to believe whatever non-sense you want without losing your job. +The average Somali has an IQ of 68. Lower then 70 is seen as mentally retarded according to the Western standards.,Well then you know what the solution is ... we have to lower the standard (again). +"Needs more Christmas tree... (Churchill Arms, Kensington, London).","It's a shame, I hate to see places that skimp on Christmas like this." +What do you call a American that thinks the USA doesnt need a buff? Delta Force 90''..,Michael Bay +"Trump May Not Be Anti-Gay, But Much of His Senior Staff Is","You see though Trump once held a gay pride flag so that means he will be best, biglyest president for the gays." +Can i share my Fan Art here? =x Sorry am new in this subreddit,Mercy Main btw +If 3 million illegals voted like Trump claims you'd only have to check 250 ballots to be 99% certain whether that was true or not.,Sounds foolproof. +"If you despise joe buck and you know it, express it here, clap clap...",hes much better than that hack who was deep throating everything seattle last week +What is wrong with this guy? What in the world does have have against your gf anyway??,She OBVIOUSLY used her devil vagina magic to spirit him away from his family! +Muslim leaders call for hate-crime inquiry after UW student hit with bottle while wearing a hijab,I'll wait for Rolling Stone to pick up this story to get the truth. +That's why my edit is there.,edit wasn't there when I replied +"I don't know about you, but I'm overwhelmed by the populism. What elite person will Trump listen to next?","As a white, working class, uneducated male in the crumbling rust belt, I still have faith that a billionaire real estate magnate from Manhattan will make my life better" +Ana grenade throws on Temple of Anubis to put pressure on choke-points at both sites,It's cool but it's not really needed when you have characters like Reinhardt to stand behind +Yea actually i think (by watching gameplay) that thats the one. Thanks,"It must be Dungeon Siege 2 then - as jacob200x stated, DS 1 starts in a village." +Which wouldn't matter if we scored all 4 quarters instead of you know the 2nd and 4th.,Exactly. +What is a good no AF card that still offers warranty for appliances?,Amex BCE +You mean to tell me that mass incarceration for non violent crimes isn't the soundest of ideas? Crazy,Are you American? +"Seattle? I heard the restaurant industry was booming there. I keep trying to explain to Republicans that if Australia can pay its employees the $16-$20/hr wage for fast food work, that America could more than do the same. All they ever do is go NU-UH! With around 50% of the country making minimum wage, you know some of them have to be poor, and they're literally choosing to keep themselves that way by voting the GOP. They honestly think they're not entitled to a living wage. Or that they're going to be millionaires one day and don't want to pay that themselves. The factory jobs they're salivating for used to be low wage jobs like fast food, and then Henry Ford introduced the 5 dollar day and the rest was history. It's like they literally think they only low-skill jobs that should pay well is factory work. It's so arbitrary and bizarre.",Listen I agree with the fact we should be able to do that Australia is a bad example because the cost of living there is extraordinarily high. +"At this rate, being liberal is going to be considered a disability and we won't be able to make fun of them.",Check your conservative privilege +"Well, playing multiple accounts I find it a bit too coincidental how the steady rate of super containers dropped to almost zero on every single account since that one patch. I'm straight up saying they stealth nerfed the rate of SCs.",Is it possible to data mine and find out? +Math,I guess this is German math +ESPN mistakes Nebraska for Wisconsin during CFP ad,How could *anybody* confuse the two of us? +"On the bright side, theyre now the teams best players.",That's a red card for Buy_My_Mixtape. +"Astroneer, the messiah after the heretical No Man's Sky",/uj Space engineers is fantastic... They're constantly updating it and are doing some very cool things that no other game I can think of is doing. +Oh,Hey that's not a... Oh... Oh! +Half-Time Thoughts,"I think we've played great considering all the player changes, but credit to Leeds for defending well." +Spelling. :P,Fixed damn phone... +North Dakota Police Officer,All the better to teargas and water cannon the Natives with *rolleyes* +Even Christians were once criminals in the Roman Empire. Those who bring change are always opposed by the standing powers.,"Yeah, the change to Christianity was a big win for progress" +Minneapolis Who's in for the Minneapolis show on 10/28? I have not seen them live and can't think of a better place to watch than the varsity theater.,Wish they'd so taking about Milwaukee beers each podcast though. +I swear it's like Canadians are forgetting their dollar is incredibly weak vs the USD and are too dumb to realize the League will lose more money in Quebec even if the team is more successful then they are in Carolina,But don't forget being in QC automatically makes them a SC contender with le tons of rich hockey tradition. +"Hangouts 15.0, Allo 2.0, Duo 3.0, Messenger 2.0, Spaces 1.1... *Opens WhatsApp*",But muh imessage... :( +The Eagle Flight cross-play patch is now live- play in multiplayer with PSVR players!,Is squad play and voice also crossplatform? +"palmer haters,facebook haters,..:p","gaben lovers,vale lovers,..:p" +"Put mask on and use pistol, or sit just outside and protect the area.",But that's not how OP wants to play +It's an excellent suggestion ! Invitations are bugged.,Happy cakeday! +"We'll aim for a 3-7. Following this trend, in 7 years, we'll win Worlds.",Gotta rename to G3 in advance. +Happy Friday! I bought my boyfriend a skirt; come look at our butts. <3,You two are way too cute. +Trump to pick Mnuchin for Treasury secretary,"Well, at least he didn't give any speeches" +Mother finds his 8th Grade Son's Spotify playlist,"Bitch you thirsty, you need to drink a sprite!" +Mother charged with injecting feces to son's IV during cancer treatment.,That poor kid. +"There's the fake redskins store called like redskinsfootballproshop with a ton of Kendall fuller jerseys for less than 30, but idk if they're legit? If any other redskins fan who bought from this store can let me know if it's legit that'd be great",got a store you don't know about for a falcons fan? +Australia's Great Barrier Reef suffered its worst die-off on record- The worst affected area is a 430 mile section of reefs in the northern part of the reef that has lost an average of 67 percent of its shallow water corals in just the past 8 to 9 months alone.,Shit I better get over there and swim around the coral and touch shit before it's gone +Same reason they all speak English.,Doesn't everyone speak English? +Join a team? Dafuq,The first thing I'd do if I was having trouble in ranked is..... join a team and scrim XD +"Erlang Shen- God of Chunking What are your thoughts on erlang shen? Imo, any god who has a fatalis built into their kit is broken. He basically has seven items.",He's balanced. +When she texts we need to talk,Lots of Laughs. +There's a lot of great scenery around here I shoot videos all over. You could try going on a hike on the many trails around,Lol +"Without saying your age, what kind of toys did you get as a child?",GT snow racer.... Canada here +"Actually... yes. The average grocer in the 1950's to 1970's earned the equivalent of $49k in today's dollars with only a high school education. So, higher than you sarcastically mentioned.",Yeah but Mexicans... +"It's a lot of work that most people don't want to take on. Most people couldn't imagine working the hours that many wealthy people do. My uncle came here in the 1970s, waited tables to pay for college, went on to pharmacy school, then went on to med school. When he died, he owned three clinics and an ambulance service. He went from nothing to quite wealthy, but I don't thin he had a moment's peace during most of his adult life. That's not the type of life your typical person in poverty is willing to live.","True, all people stuck in poverty are just lazy and aren't good at applying themselves." +My money is on mountain dudes,Have an upvote +Im glad to see youre always 6 ft and not just sometimes 6 ft.,Woops mobile strikes again +Pretty big difference between incidental closing if streets from a large group needing space and closing streets on purpose.,"are you saying that 40 =/= 2000000+ how dare yo9u sir, you obviously just don't care about these minimum wage workers" +Absolutely amazing dude this looks so cool is it possible to do the entire map and if so are you working on that? Having a working rollercoaster of doom would be cool and you could make the triggers to pop up target's too!,"I'm gonna try to make the whole park, but it's super time consuming so I'm probably going to have to make some compromises like leaving out the underground section of the park." +"So Obama has bombed, invaded, dronestriked, navaly bombarded, and destabilized more countries than any other President in history. What a jackass.",You dropped this +When will Thumping Wave get nerfed?,"It's not a Songhai card, so probably never." +It is certainly a fine a Tree!,One of the nicest a Trees I've seen as of late. +He was too busy counting his money to code a height limit...,"yeah total cash grab, completely abandoned, took the money and ran." +... What are they doing??,instead of actually commenting they just marking it F for following so they can get notifications from the post +Was is the key. Louisville has gotten significantly worse as a team and we have gotten a lot better. I think this fsu team would have no problem beating this Louisville team if they played again. Their OL has gotten extremely bad and our DL leads the nation in sacks now. This offense is night and day from that offense of the first 4 weeks too.,But every week is a playoff and every game matter though. +"My buddy's son ate a penny, this is how much the hospital charged for a 5 minute procedure to get it out.","$59.75 for the procedure, $17,100.00 for knowing where to look." +"Dragonfly and Cutlass Black. Cutlass should cover the roles of the Avenger and Reliant without issue, even in beauty contests.","Throw a caterpillar in there, just round out the trio" +"Start any 4, 3 WR 1 Flex, return yards and TDs given, otherwise Standard scoring * Julio vs KC * Crowder @ AZ * Watkins @ OAK * DeAndre Hopkins @ GB * Tyreek Hill @ ATL * Forte vs IND","Julio, Watkins, Hill and Crowder imo Can't trust Brock Lobster at all and got a bad feeling about Forte, feels like Powell is taking too many snaps to be able to trust him, TD dependent" +I guess so. What are we even going to use the rune pouch from BH for? I think that one is supposed to have 3 slots.,"earth + air + chaos + blood + fire would be what i do personally ONLY if they make it not lost on death, as i use all of those somewhere." +When you have to kill a Warframe but you're late for the destruction of Pompeii.,MODULO CRIOGENICO WARFRAME +"You can basically put all the people who think Nico Rosberg isn't a deserving champion into one category, which is 'bitter and xenophobic Lewis Hamilton fans who don't really understand the sport because they've only been watching it since 2007'.",So that's what Hillary meant by basket of deplorables? +Gaming Festival Tournament failure and fraud in Serbia,"Damn, peiple using esports to satisfy their corrupt tummies." +"Siege is a nice game, I just can't like the Operator system. It feels so...restrictive. Especially when you first start playing and only have one or two unlocked, yer basically going to be just them for awhile. If someone picks them, then you get generic recruit - who isn't bad on offense, but on defense? I really wish there was a mode where you could create-a-character with whatever weapons & gadgets you wanted.",I can tell you don't play siege. +That area had stacks of white artillary shells. They are the equivalent of explosive red barrels in other games. They can be found in courtyards buildings or bunkers surrounding the artillary guns.,"but he hit the boxes on the left, not the shells" +I stuck my finger in an outlet today It really hertz,What an original joke. +"If those interviews were meant to provide clear communication, 9 out of 10 questions wouldn't be dodged / vague",You're basically saying because he was vague about several things it makes it perfectly OK to just straight up lie. +This would be a good explanation if all the park staff wore the hazmat suits. But only some of them do.,They all wear hazmat suits when they're cleaning up dead bodies. +My fifth grade brother's homework,But how can you not eat them when they dress them like pilgrims? +"My favorite Chris Pratt moment; claims to know every word to an Eminem album, and after getting called out on it, backs it up perfectly",Singing the most famous part of the most famous song of the album really backs it up +"and the: Girls of Reddit, what's the greatest thread that made it to the front page? Boys of Reddit, what's the greatest thread that made it to the front page? Girls of Reddit, what's the greatest sex thread that made it to the front page? Boys of Reddit, what's the greatest sex thread that made it to the front page? Girls of Reddit, what's the greatest sex thread that made it to the front page that's an inside joke on Reddit? Boys of Reddit, what's the greatest sex thread that made it to the front page that's an inside joke on Reddit? Test Post, Please Ignore I feel like a bot after typing that...",you fucking retard +"And then doesn't prosecute perpetrators of domestic violence, theft of firearms, violent crimes against protected classes, and many other crimes. Do they really need a specialized unit for crimes the DA won't prosecute?",Yeah but these are hate crimes which are like super way more serious +Revenge is a swift kick in the face!,Man as soon as you spawned you were like a bat outta hell +"Actually, taking 4 times the damage from elemental his would put it on par with a 22k es build, still really tanky, but pretty susceptible to death",i didn't mean for usability purposes just to see how high the ES would be. +what are the rankings of regions from best to worst,1st Imaqtpie 2nd KR 3rd EU 4th LMS 5th everyone else idc about rest. +"For some reason the spell check on my phone is horrible. If I press a word it forgets a few letters. Its very frustrating, I never had this problem with my old phone.","I'm not really a grammer nazi, it just reminded me of that old south park episode, so I had to take my shot, lol." +Kinda sad how many people were filming versus how many were trying to break that shit up.,Social media is more important than helping.. +Battlefield 1 on Ps4 unfortunately does not run at a solid 60 fps and scales dynamically between 640p and 1014p,Literally unplayable! +"look how stupid most of this community looks now. If you know anything you know the ASA is competent and reliable. Sorry peeps, the game isn't special or amazing.. it's pretty shallow. but the advertising is completely accurate. You just failed to see it.",We couldn't see it because our servers were swamped. +Will the new parliament be more liberal or less liberal? I think this is what he means,"We dont know , it doesnt work like that" +"Idea for gaining renown and r6 credits!! Hello! So I had an idea that could be done in addition to Siege's daily challenges and wanted to know what you guys thought of them! Alright so it would basically be a weekly login bonus similar to the MOBA game smite. For those of you who don't know, a login bonus means that the player (you) would receive something just for booting up the game and clicking the 'REDEEM' button located somewhere on the homepage. The player would then get increasingly better login bonuses until the seventh consecutive day when it would start back over. I was thinking that the Siege weekly login would go like this: Day 1 Login: 100 renown Day 2 Login: 200 renown Day 3 Login: 300 renown Day 4 Login: 500 renown Day 5 Login: 800 renown Day 6 Login: 30 r6 Credits (or even less like 15 r6 credit) Day 7 Login: 70 r6 Credits (or even less like 35 r6 credit) This works for a lot of other games because the login bonus keeps players coming back to the game every day, even for just a few games, thus keeping a large player base online. It would also help those people who are working to unlock a 25,000 renown operator so that they don't get discouraged (I mean lets be honest, 60 games to unlock 1 op can be discouraging.) AND with the small amount of credits it gives people incentive to purchase more credits, I know that might not make sense, but it gives people the idea that price isn't as high since they are getting some every week. Now before you shoot down my idea saying that Ubisoft would rather die than give people r6 credits for free, it would take somebody who plays this game a total of 4 months to get 1 elite skin assuming they saved all of it. What do you all think about this idea? It seems to do really well with other games, so could it do well in this case?",I've logged in every day ever since I bought this game.... I guess they'll have to give me all the elite skins +anybody here have an experienced talking with a sane wahabis?,Is there any difference between salafi and wahabi sect? +"Surprise, surprise. It looks like Donald Trump isn't the populist hero that everyone expected him to be. It turns out he's another puppet for the global elite, just like every other president in recent history.",What a shocker +The statement needs to die on Reddit,This. +Must be publishers I give no fucks about. Last time I saw this was when Forbes decided to do it. That was the last time I visited Forbes.,Fighting your consumer base can never go wrong. +The insurance company still is the death panel. As someone who works with cancer patients they now require a mountain of paperwork and very often delay cancer care.,I forgot the +This reference right here. Awesome. Wow.,Do you have a clue what happens now? +"While we unite behind Chapecoense, let's make it a point to stop mocking rivals about past tragedies once and for all. Directly referring to those few idiots who still sing about the Hillsborough and Munich disasters.",So I can't mock Real Madrid on the Danilo deal anymore? +Can I add people to my blacklist without having met them?,Yeah. +"Showerthoughts : A generation cap on reservations How about introducing a generation cap on reservations i.e., if either of my parents and I use it, my kids (and their kids henceforth) will not be able to. With Aadhaar, this sort of tracking must be possible. My kids will not be given a caste certificate. This way we can prevent quotas from being used by the affluent people in the community as a result of which the actual socially and economically backward guys use it which results in social and economic development.",But reservation is about representationzzz. +"One thing I've noticed since the Indy game is they're actually doing all they can to get Kelce involved in the passing game. Outside of the drops, which will improve, he's been a beast.",I think Maclin being out is a big reason for that. +"It's always better to use an instance. Hopping worlds wastes aura times and that 200k is made back after 1 kill. As opposed to the pheromone which takes more kills to get your money back from. It'll take 13 instances to surpass the cost of a pheromone, chances are you'll have made, or have most of the pieces for, a leg in that time.",or i can do 13 hours with pheromone and then sell it to get the money back +I want to believe that one day people will realize reposts get upvoted by people who haven't seen them before and for whom them being reposts is irrelevant.,"Who cares about other people, stop voting stuff on *my* frontpage that i already know!" +The Red Pill is a sub full of losers who bitch about being friend zoned and justify being assholes towards women.,Cucks like you just don't understand alphas like them! +Every solution to these people is for us to become what the imported foreigners are. I suppose we should all convert to Islam and pray 5 times a day to make immigrant muslims feel at ease too...,b-but hail science and the narwhal bacons at midnight! +"Trump gives 7 mil break to save 1000 jobs, liberals bitch. College kids give Jill stein 5 million dollars to recount a vote where their candidate clearly lost, when the money left will benefit no one but green party nobody Jill Stein, and it makes perfect sense. Its a disease!",but wisconsin found four whole votes! +"A380 vs Dreamliner : cost per passenger ? Who has the best cost per passenger when you take into account fuel, crew, maintenance, construction cost over the aircraft lifespan, do we have an estimate on that ?","IIRC, A380's selling point is it's efficient than Boeing when filled, Dreamliner's is it's easier to fill thus efficient." +CONSIDER SOME SHIELD TOO,I thought serpents mask was a defensive item +Half naked women get thousands of upvotes; how many for our boy in blue?,Goddamnit +Old man hears the music of his youth for the first time in years,Nice PKA reference +If you have nothing to hide why do you bother closing the bathroom door?,"I do have something to hide, my penis from others' view." +"They're a part of the camping/frostfall mod, I believe","tfw you have so many mods, you can't remember what items are from what mods :)" +Year 2 Roadmap,Finally we are gonna get an operator named Kurwa +Sam Alvey Strongly Against Formation of Fighters Union,Because free markets are magical things that solve all the worlds problems +Mew2king plays Luigi.,LOL M2K <3 +#NAME?,Por que no los dos? +"No kidding, but maybe they can feel okay with it when it's their side doing it.",Censorship is fine as long as you censor the people I don't like. +It's fun!,"Lol, so fem" +Your username triggers me,The legend of chugabud Who's who woulda been better on Tranzit +he's probably hoping trump will consider him for supreme court,It wasn't racist enough to do the job. +When my friend says the only reason we lost was because we had our backup QB in! And im just like..........yeeeahhhhhh,The reason their backup lost was because he was there to play school and not football +98% wow you got balls,"kelly criterion, % dependant on the bet taking place." +thanks no love for Eu,Next time ask Sony to add every glitch in their US store to all the stores +I didn't think you could shoot while in mid air.,Did this guy just kill me in the middle of a jump? +Sacremento cannot want such a locker room cancer. I say they trade him to Boston for Terry Rozier and a nets pick.,that's a lot to give up for ty lawson! +Wes Anderson,Krzysztof Kieslowski too. +Better be at 60 FPS too.,"Why bother, the eye can't see more than 24 FPS anyway." +"This kid is a little fucking twat. Congrats niagara, you elected a dipshit.",Don't lump the other parts of Niagara for that shit +"My one wish for the Invasion crossover that I know won't be fulfilled. John stumbling out of some shady occult bar, seeing the destruction all around, wandering over to some passerby, and mumbling: 'oi love, what the bloody hell happened 'ere!?'",This would be an awesome way to establish that John's still around in the Arrowverse without going out of the way of the main story. +"tried that a few times, it works but do i have to do that every time?","Pretty much, it's a known issue with the tank and that's really the only way to temporarily fix it." +Famine Memorial in Dublin,It wasn't a famine. +"Early bird woot! Great so far, but now the jig is up! I can't wait to see where this all goes!","Neither can I, because I have no freaking clue where I'm going with this :D" +I didn't know I wanted this until now...imagine the clusterfuck that sub would be,Try r/ByTheMods +Yeah she does,So does yours. +yes,"oh, any reason why the tazer doesn't have it own zeal version?" +"Just find a regular attractive one, then emotionally manipulate him into getting a sleeve.","Wait, how else do you get someone with a sleeve?" +"No, this is Calgary actually shopping Hamilton. Burke pays media to ask him about Hamilton. Burke responds with over the top response. GM is just a puppet who's out of the loop so he obviously denies it. All this media shitposting peaks the interest of other GMs and the calls come rolling in.",No GM would ever say to media that they don't want to trade a Dman and do it +You know what grinds my gears about society?,Seems contradictory to have a general dislike of human nature but then whine about how not every human is being supported by society. +"Google definition: asynchronous (adj): not going at the same rate and exactly together with something else, in particular. Asynchron is not a word (at least not in this language).",You could say... that his comment was asynchronous with his typing. +The irony is that the Dem's whole playbook for the last few months of the Election and beyond is that Russian spies are rigging it and Trump is a Russian Plant. How can anyone accuse the right of McCarthy-ism with what's been going on this year,"Yeah, I remember when they published a list naming Americans working with Russian spies." +You didn't see the O1-3E selections?,Well there is a difference +Songs like Happy to See Me by Hop Along,Waxahatchee's first album? +"William Christenberry, artist of a crumbling, memory-haunted South, dies at 80",I love how they put pictures of his work in the article instead of 50 ads and pictures of him. +"Three miners dead, five missing after tremor hits Polish copper mine",Maybe Jesus is mad about being made King of Poland? +Obscure you say? I'll cover hurlers. Ted Lilly. Randy Wolf. Barry Zito. Hong Chih Kuo would be a dominant lefty guy. Brian Wilson.,Brian Wilson's beard stat would be like 200 +"What about transformers, are they still cool?",What? +Use Caution.,How original. +"Is anyone else having a good time? I was prepared for a nightmare. I was convinced that having a baby was going to be so difficult and awful and I was going to be exhausted and miserable and was all geared up to endure the agony for the hope of brighter days in the future. I expected my relationship with my husband to be strained, my body to be ruined, perhaps not to love my kid, to hate breastfeeding, and wind up dealing with possibly PPD or colic. Thing is, none of that has happened. Everything is opposite. My husband is at home, since he's going to be the SAHD, and he's an amazing, engaged father who loves our son to distraction and is completely involved. My son sleeps well, wakes up 3x a night every 3-4 hours, took to breastfeeding immediately, is gaining weight like a champ, is easily consoled when he's mad about being changed or fussy cause he's brewing a big old fart. I am intensely in love with my little 3.5 week old potato, and in love with my husband, and while I have about 15 lbs to go to my pre-pregnancy weight, I feel happy with my progress and how my body is bouncing back. Even with a history of depression and anxiety and PPD is nowhere to be seen. I'm listening to him sleep and grunt right now happily in his pack n play while I am chilling with my dog watching Netflix. I know I'm really lucky and lots of people have it much harder. But I also just want to say that I know the Internet can be a great place for people to get support, but I also think maybe it isn't fairly representing that sometimes this can be a really wonderful, love-filled experience. I've actually been feeling guilty for having such an awesome postpartum experience which I realize seems ridiculous. But surely I can't be the only person who is finding this whole newborn phase really great? I know things will change and get harder but man I am enjoying the moment.",Right there with you! +Still censoring. No matter which way you put it that is clearly censoring.,It's not censoring if I disagree with the content +C'est vachement putain de net.,Here come the snails! +"EA should show Warning that Maintenance is about to take place and they should disable attack mode 5 minutes prior to starting the maintenance. I've lost 2 Domination events and this time I lost game in attack mode (4th leg which means I lose). And this has happened many many times.. My Friend tells me that in Clash of Clans, they notify users about the maintenance break so that people online know it. Whosoever agrees with me, Upvote this..","But that would be too easy and won't force you to follow their twitter feed, how's it fair to those people that do?" +As if the average player has the funds for Griezzman....,The average player won't be the ones investing in players... +Masked man parading an ISIS flag films himself 'walking straight across the German border' as he taunts officials over the non-existent security checks,Well maybe if Denmark was not such a lapdog for the US initiated wars in the middle-east there wouldn't so many jihadis flooding into Europe in the first place. +"So they estimate that thanks to incentives and tax cuts carrier will keep 1,000 jobs and the other plant is still moving to mexico. How is this some amazing deal?",Because it IS +The shots will fall eventually. He will learn from experience.,Him helping out on the boards today was key +"I just flew Delta. FFFFUCK. THAT. Got 2 snacks on a five hour trip. Then got on Alitalia (a delta partner) and got 2 pretty tasty meals for an 8 hour trip, plus in flight entertainment. Then another hour and a half flight on Alitalia and they served fucking breakfast! (Flew to Germany with 2 stops) The staff was friendlier. The food better. Dunno what gives with Delta.","To be fair, I usually have great experiences with Air France (another delta partner)" +Dude I love you. It's so... true.,KappaPride +"On that related note, are Auckland City playing this week in the CWC QF playoff?",On Thursday apparently :) +You're pretty fucking gullible then.,How so? +Lol! It's nice to see some people who understand how much of a bullshit peddler Musk can be.,Yea fuck him for everything he does.. such an asshole! +Cali seceding might actually be great for the country at this point as it's clear there is serious cultural differences here an them forcing their world view on the rest of the country is creating a lot of animosity. Only problem is I would expect a Liberal exodus as soon as it started failing then they would repeat the process in the next place they take over.,Not if we don't let them in from the failed California state. diff --git a/chunk95.csv b/chunk95.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..4564fe31c8d1b2866fc4b32cd6cc11ec69822c56 --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk95.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1667 @@ +Input,Output +"Jose has us playing better, more attractive Manchester United football in the last 3 months than LvG did in 2 years. So very glad he is our manager. So glad that even when we were drawing our previous games, we were actually thrilled about the possibilities of the games that would follow. Thank you Jose. Onwards and upwards.",Yeah but did you know LVG had more points at this stage last year? +"We've got the new tracker. It's Bullshit. A new hotfix rolled out a couple of hours ago, together with a new nest migration, and they added the new tracker thingy. It sucks. Why? Because you only see the pokemon that are really close to a pokestop, the normal sightings are gone. Meaning every pokemon that is more than like 15-20 meters from you is not going to show up, unless you get closer to it (which is the distance in your normal circle). There could be a Snorlax/Dragonite/Lapras or whatever you want 50 meters from you and you're never gonna know.",It's crap; the only thing that makes me happy is the kabuto & exeggute nests in town +"Buddhist Psychology and Cognitive-Behavioral Therapy. I just started this book, but thus far it has been one of my favorites. The book is about how Buddhism and CBT can help people. The book explains how Buddhist concepts can enrich the science and practice of psychotherapy. There are also a lot of exercises that help you understand how to apply them in everyday life.","Interesting that it's about CBT rather than ACT - I don't know if it was deliberately modelled after it, but ACT principles are very complementary with buddhism, particularly the parts of it that were designed as a way to move away from the behavioral focus of CBT." +"As a Muzie who doesn't know what he can do to please his conservative friends on facebook because he doesn't know any other muzzies around him who would ever condone an attack on innocent people, who are just everyday people trying to make sure their kids get fed, who works and goes to school and does muay thai, this pleases me.",Do you seriously call yourselves 'muzzies'? +its crazy how bio pinged shaco at wraiths nearly immediately after he shows on the minimap. Yea sure shaco is the main threat on the other team at the time but challenger games are definitely on another level.,"Yeah, having map awareness is crazy." +No. Hillary is a workhorse. She gets things done. She was changing the world while still attending college. Bernie is just a huff po blogger.,You forgot the +2016 GCWC Final Trailer,James Baker here - is that James Baker there? +"I still think Russ purposely gets those easy rebounds for the sake of stats, but this is 4 triple doubles in a row now you're out of your fucking mind if you're gonna try to say this man isn't that good, nevermind the fact he's been getting well over just 10 rebounds each outing. People need to stop trying to break down what an insane season he's having and just sit back and enjoy it while it lasts. If he winds up averaging a triple double all season I'd rather say that I got to witness that part of NBA history rather than complaining and talking it down every 5 seconds.",Such a small sample size..... +Why are defensive and economic ideas so good? I am currently watching the Dev Clashs for 1.18 (at like ep 20 on YT) and I have noticed that basically every player took defensive (not just the smaller nations) and a fair amount took economic (not just the Merchant republics). What makes these so good? I thought that Offensive/Quality/Quantity and Religious/Humanist/Admin are to go to first few ideas.,Solo and MP are two completely different beasts. +Washington to vote on splitting state in two,Worth watching because of a cute reporter. +My first placement match had a Sombra with 5 minutes quick play time. I don't think I even saw her after the start of the match,"Well of course not, she would have been invisible" +Everybody who doesn't have that shaper orb yet.,THANKS! +Shiny Wimpod IGN: Josh Deposited: Lvl 8 M Rattata Thank you!,I just realized I didn't leave it up there with that message missed that instruction. +This body transformation brought to you Mark Rippetoe!,Powerlifting is all you need to look like a bodybuilder! +"As the game starts immediately send a probe to the opponents side of the map. Pylon on ramp. Keep making workers, once you get to the desired proxy location throw down the pylon, once it finishes you should have saved up enough to throw down a few gateways (four is the best number I think), cease worker production as you do this. Vs Zerg you usually dont need anything more than Zealots. Vs Terran I usually add a gas after the first gate and a cybercore once its done, and push with adepts and zealots. Vs Protoss same idea, but Zealots and Stalkers instead. I am sure this could be refined some more, I am just winging it",That is not really what people used to call a 4 Gate. +Military experts warn of 'epic' humanitarian crisis sparked by climate change,But climate change is a myth started by China +Best builds right now? Title does explain it all. What are the best builds with CotC? im new to riven so i really dont know how i should build.,"Morellonomicon, Luden's, Lich Bane, Sorc boots, Void Staff, Rabadon's, situational." +"Gay Celebrity + From the 1980's + Reports of Pneumonia + Early Death = AIDS Could it have been something else? Yes, but anyone who can't evaluate those context clues and make a highly accurate estimation is naive as a little child.","That makes sense, except it doesn't seem likely that he would die so young considering the treatment available nowadays." +"How does this work? Is this the new tracker system? How does it work? I'm sorry that I'm such a novice, but I'd heard that the new trackers were only in California in the USA, & I thought that central Pennsylvania wouldn't get it for a long time.","Yes, it was released for whole USA and Europe." +videos great right? that was me :P,haha yes i cudnt stop laughing when everyone met up and started having a dance. +Some people just shouldn't be allowed to drive,A Trump voter on their daily commute +"Fortunately humans are intelligent creatures and have wisely invested heavily in development of knowledge and the training of people who have the expertise needed to examine physical data and foresee the possible outcomes, and who can then warn everyone else who haven't been trained this way, so that as a society we can take action now to prevent this disaster.",I want to say that you forgot your +"Cannabis is harmful, that's why it needs to be regulated",but muh miracle drug +The world isn't always black and white. Something can be neither good or bad. The only difference in the Smith vs K argument is that there weren't a large percentage of people calling Smith a douche for a myriad of (not always fair) reasons.,I should have thrown in a +I am running a rx 480 msi gaming x 8g edition and i have to say it is great for ultrawide 1080p at 75Hz. If you want more fps with anti aliasing turned all the way up you should wait. But the rx 480 is definitely good enough.,I just want 144fps @High instead of 60fps @Very High +"I just showed this to my mum, I did it too! As an adult I take less now because of medication and sorting my life out ( low stress Job vs higher pay one). Now I spend my time doing passion projects and preparing to move out in a few years. Planning a hike round British Isles next year! Stay safe and take care Betrer be superior office, the English one",they're both in english +I love Drake way more than Big Sean but before Drake used it I've seen people call it the Big Sean flow. I don't know which song originated it.,gucci mane used it before big sean +Toggle HUD mod? Does anyone know if there is a working HUD toggle mod at the moment? I assume the previous one doesn't with is NSME doesn't work. Is anyone working on something similar? Is there an easier way to hotkey photomode without NSME? Thanks.,The author of NMSE told me he'll probably have a look at the new update this weekend. +He's a Brazilian player.,Adapting BR smurf? +We need a #germanTrump here in germany,"If Germans stick up for themselves, then they are Nazis." +pussycat,"OP, don't li**e**, that's just a ninja cat teaching his apprentice." +"Ah yes, mocking people for having an education. That's the Republican way!","Yep, that's definitely what I'm doing" +UAV,Ya but can it carry a ballistic missile? +Military experts warn of 'epic' humanitarian crisis sparked by climate change,More whiny liberals. +"Finally, my Speedy Pro",I think there's too much watch in the steering wheel picture. +When Trump supporters claim they are pro LGBT and pro women's rights,"But he held up a rainbow flag once, he obviously cares about the gays more than any liberal!" +"Ah, yes.... it's the sharp knees again, huh?","oh shit she does have sharp knees, ugh gross" +I have syphilis,Ouch +It's either LT or Rivers,LT is definitely my favorite charger despite how he always carved us up. +Time to level the playing field.,I Bet all those players in the cities will join you in your cause. +What are some of your favorite film and TV show soundtracks?,Kick-Ass had an unreal soundtrack that fit perfectly. +"No judgement, legitimately curious; do you *actually* call it Paper-Rock-Scissors? I grew up in the same city my Mom did, in the southern US, and my Dad is from the North. We recently discovered that while my siblings, mother, and I call it Rock-Paper-Scissors, my father and his sisters call it Paper-Rock-Scissors. Just curious if it's a regional thing.",i think you mean Ro Sham Bo +That'd mean they'd need to add checks for barb training progress whenever it's used. I'm not even sure they currently have a system to let them add checks before going to a ring location in 2007,"They do, you need regicide done for the zulrah ring." +"1,754 on 23,692 is the hottest.",About to be banned in Britain :/ +how do you get drugs into the plane??,Very carefully. +I think it's a stretch to assume Republicans even consider them people.,"Yeah, but what about that time Trump held our flag^^upside-down?" +"US Intervention, Before and After","Looks like progress to me, you've paved the way for massive reconstruction projects." +"So it's a good thing Hillary and the massive pay-for-play from foreign governments Clinton Foundation wasn't voted in to office. At least we may have a better shot now. she's still off blaming Russian hackers instead of looking in the mirror, which is very telling ...","Actually, everyone in the US government is blaming Russian hackers except the guy who prefers lunch with Kanye West to attending security briefings and the politicians who are kissing his ass out of fear that he'll tweet about them." +"it's usually rival games though, nothing to do with positions.",Never has there been a rivalry as fierce as the Wales - Serbia Rivalry +Please buy the T34B so Wargaming can afford to model the other one.,Maybe they'll make a black m4 ravioli just for you +"He's 28 years old, probably has 2 contracts left in him.","this one will most likely be the fatter of the two though, unless he really explodes wherever he lands." +"Conjuration bug on ps4 So I can conjure familiar no problem. But when I bought conjure flame atronach, I'm unable to conjure it. I cast it but it's like it getshould absorbed. But I DON'T HAVE ANY SPELL ABSORPTION YET. So don't tell me about that. I've turned off all my mods that affect magic. Still doesn't work Anyone know what gives?",I know but you said not to tell you about it so I'm conflicted. +Cutting water in half,hydrophic water +"I mean in general. Minnesota is fine now, but I am not going to assume it always will be. We'll see I guess. I'm skeptical that anyone has our countries best interest in mind.",You can always move too if you get fed up. +"Because it's fascism. I have friends who are obese enough (probably like most redditors are) that they prefere couch gaming instead of desk gaming. Some people just don't want to sit on a chair at a desk to play games, and preffer to sit on their comfy couches.",I seriously can't believe these casual PC users still use mice because they're too cheap to invest in Real-Motion virtual rifles in their immersive surround-sound gaming room or are so lazy they want to *sit down* while playing an intense action game. +"Climate change will stir 'unimaginable' refugee crisis, says military",Good thing Trump knows more than the Generals. +is it anderson being shit or bad defense?,He's been great imo +that sounds exhausting. when would I have time to come here and play?,good point! +Remember when Herman Cain was under rape allegations during the 2012 election? Guess who the lawyer for the accuser was? Gloria Allred! The same lawyer who had Jane Does for Mittens and Trump. Sensing a pattern?,Nothing to see here +Lol. Or like playing CoD and saying *I'm pretty much Special Forces*,Or like building a house with power tools instead of hand tools and calling yourself a carpenter. +That I could make my fiancee orgasm dozens of time per hour. Our record per hour was 12. Our record for a day was 80. Could even make her orgasm just with the sound of my voice. Prior to me she wasn't able to reach multiple orgasms ever on her own. Can't tell anyone since we were a very Christian couple in a serious church. And we were having premarital sex. And she died in an ATV accident three months ago. I miss her.,So sorry. +"Just think, this time last year, South Africa were preparing to play Japan in Brighton. Sorry, I had to bring that up.",May the underdogs prevail again - for rugby's sake +Super Mario Maker??,Got my copy a few days early +why does it matter? he dashed in and died.,"i mean, i didn't saw the clip so..." +"Fun fact, in the Star Wars prequels the Clones came in from Right to left despite being the good guys, to foreshadow their eventually working for the empire.",Oh my god spoilers! +"No, I believe the rule states that current pro players are not allowed to participate in practices. Blake Sims, Trent Richardson, and John Parker Wilson are not currently pro players. Neither is Tajh Boyd. Not sure about the others.",Must be nice to have so many talented players who flame out in the NFL to use for your practices... +The notes are going to drop a little later than 10 am. We're still waiting for all the localized versions. Translating over 5000 words into multiple languages is a lot of work. They're coming!,"Copy, paste in google translate." +Cherokee Trail Hawk owned by the polar opposite of a true jeeper,Rubicon? +"Correct. I actually think that semi-automation in game engine toolchains will become more and more important as the graphical fidelity increases. Compare how long it takes to create a level today vs. 10 years ago. Now imagine that with semi-automation, you could instruct the system something like create wall, from X to Y, slightly dilapidated brick structure, and it creates the wall mesh, the brick texture, and makes sure that the wall connects correctly to the ground. Or tools to automatically test that there are no singularities or other places where the collision detection and the physics could get stuck.",You're turning me on with talk like that. +"plz use the zoom out function idk if the cameraman knows about this function, but it would be gr8 in teamfights",some people don't like it since they can't see the details of the fight from so far. +"They still didnt fix this game breaking bug / glitch / thing, its such a joke! But hey, we have graffiti and gloves now boys. Its more important.",Can't tell if +Bulaga is a three down back. Matthews is a three down back. Rodgers is a three down back. Crosby is a three down back.,Richard Rodgers right? +Frosty the Snowman stabbed in neighborhood attack,I might stab a 12 ft tall Frosty the Snowman too if my neighbors inflated one in their front yard. +I've got all but the fallout and the pistol,Not a big wolverine fan? +Probably just a dumb OC,"INDEED, MY FRIENDORITOS ITS IS........................ __JAEN CORCKER__ THE COMPLETELY MOST ORIGINAL CHARACTER EVER!" +"I got my degree in music, and the mere mention of Heart and Soul still makes me want to punch walls. Step away from the piano god damn it.",Then you would love the latest Train song. +"I agree with your 1st point, but not your second. The patriarchy is largely a meme at this point.","no it isn't lol I'm literally 100% certain that you're a cis male, probably white, too" +"For those of you who haven't been on Khan Academy, get on that shiz !!",smh khan doesn't even cover basic topological questions what a fking pleb how am i supposed to ace mat257 just with him +what if I don't have or want an AE system?,"Then you are a vile unwashed heretical reprobate, everyone wants AE" +The Church treats intellectual/moral integrity like it does homosexuality You are allowed to have intellectual or moral doubts about the Church. Just don't act on them.,"Well, having intellectual or moral doubts IS a choice, and it IS contagious, so that makes perfect sense." +"Hey Reddit, what's your catchphrase?","When in doubt, [insert word that summarizes an excuse someone just gave] out As per the words that I spoke - This happens whenever I deliver on something that I said I would, and they react with questions as to why." +When you haven't cleaned your PC for almost one year,That's racist. +"Nah, it's a looney conspiracy theory. Not a shred of actual evidence.","Yeah man, not like all the evidence spy agencies usually put up on the internet when they're investigating other countries." +Are we still talking about pigeons,Or texans +"GDT - Avalanche @ Stars, 7:30 PM CST (Here We Go Again Edition) Do y'all want a clobbering? Because this is how you get a clobbering. :D <3",I really have no idea how Iginla doesn't get a roughing minor out of that... +"Meaning... If we didn't argue so much about the lore, Scott would've got bored and told it all by now? *Genius!*","Let's stop arguing then, screw lore!" +Season 3 placement data,2613 Final season 6-4-0 2774 placement rank +why are people hyping up Morris? he's the embodiment of what's wrong with american football...very physical with little technical skill,"Since you mention it, I think he would probably be quite good at American football." +"Why nothing from Pebble? No announcement, no plan of action....just silence, thanks Eric Migicovsky! Way to stab supports in the face letting us hear about this 2nd hand?",The info was leaked... I'm really sure Pebble wanted that to happen so they could purposely let us all hear it second hand +"Yeah, but there's honestly no reason to really care about the trash produced.","Yeah the world will just be covered on trash for our future generations, no big deal." +I wish they would start building houses with network closets and RJ-45 in the walls.,The new house that went up next to mine a couple weeks ago has a full network closet with built in 24 port switch... +"Who the fuck goes into a game to practice, the disconnect there is staggering, playing a video game does not teach you how to actually shoot someone.","Yeah, but keyboard and mouse make me proficient at shooting posture and tactical awareness" +"Are they seriously using domreddit instead of subreddit because they think it's tied to dominant and submissive or some retarded bullshit? These people are so stupid it hurts, yet the Dumbass won the election. Telling me the country is going to shit because it's increasingly populated by idiots.",It's shit like this that makes me think they must be no older than 22 and that's being generous. +Alien: Covenant - Official Trailer,Better send Master Chief to deal with these alien +Jump Point Year 1 or 2 Hardcover Looking to buy Jump Point Year 1 and/or Year 2 Hardcover. Verified Paypal only. Thanks!,Pm'ed +Bunch of pretentious overrated hipster bullshit.,Yeah I wish they would go back to making songs like creep +Now you are conveying how annoyed you are with me conveying how annoyed you are with other people conveying how annoying other people are.,I'm dying.... +That's my...point guard?,He's the daddy +"Somewhere during the beach attack, I can't remember exactly when.",I thought it was used when Jyn pulls the stormtrooper of the landing bay at the Kyber research facility? +"I tought eu silver was bad, once again proven wrong","The thing is that in eu servers, half of the people doesn't even understand the insults from other people." +Why is there a pancake in the Scrubs Subreddit?,You mean why is there Scrubs in the pancake subreddit +"Thrifted Jacket, Nice CRX ;)",Nice s2000 +NOT,"wait, so does she deliver it, or... unclear" +"Nice, I'll try to watch it but imma be at school lmao",do the logical thing and skip +Maybe next time you could be a little more subtle with your gold obsession?,Are these the new Goldman Sachs buildings? +Is dodger films still going. I thought the dodgers told him to stop,"It's not still going, he posts mlb the show and softball games on his channel now :)" +"Oh hey, that's in Eugene Oregon. I know that pizza place. That's La Perla Pizzeria, aka the place you go when you parents are in town because it's great but expensive. Who gets that angry in Eugene? That place is so incredibly chill it's hard to get worked up over much.",I was confused why everyone looked out of the mid 90's Gotta love Oregon. +"So I was down at my local EB Games today and I saw something one of the shelves. Turns out, Bandai actually do a model kit line called Sprukits, and it has the Master Chief as a model. Here's some (crappy) pictures of the whole model, manual and sprues, because it's interestingly different.","Welp, I'm sold." +We teens right now,because only students get stressed during the holidays +"Other Athletic Commissions? If they don't respect each others decisions their whole system falls apart, even a money draw like Conor isn't worth self destruction.","If other athletic commissions don't start acknowledging the disrespect from the commissions, then the commissions are still gonna bullshit the fighters." +"See, and this is how timed exclusive DLC can lose you a customer or two. After reading how good the Survival DLC was, I seriously, strongly considered buying this game again during Black Friday. But then I remembered that I still couldn't play the DLC that made me consider coming back again for close to another month, and nope. Fuck it.",I agree time exclusives suck... Could be worse though *cough* tomb raider. +LEC Elections: Delegate Verification Please indicate that you have voted.,ted +"Damn, no one in this thread can just make an intelligent response without insulting and slandering the person they're responding to. This is such a problem.",No you are a problem +"Err, how come I haven't even heard of Derek MacKenzie until just now. And he's their captain....hmmm",4th liner +Last year we saw Reggie play Smash horribly. I'm kinda afraid to see his MK8 skills.,What's Mortal Kombat got to do with this? +God I hope not,That would really hamper the front court +(Not Safe For Workers) Rare hidden camera footage of a capitalist pig celebrating the ruthless acquisition of capital,Are we sure Stingy isn't an egoist in disguise? +MANIAC kicked from optic?,TIL asking someone if they're ok means they got kicked/fired. +I dead ass saw HIDEOKOJIMA in a match of Uncharted 4 mp. I went to his profile and it had a link to his Twitter page and shit,"Absolutely legit, he set twitter link after all." +"damn it, I wish reddit would allow you to edit titles. Even if only for the first 5 minutes.","Not enough upvotes to justify keeping this up, might as well delete post and fix title." +If you could stop time for just one hour what would you do with your hour?,I'd put everybody's left shoe on their right foot and their right shoe on their left foot +MOAB. Don't want to ruin those in rural Ontario.,Okay +"Um, yea.",What secret or inside information do you have? +"A few weeks ago, they had an average rank of 14. Since then, they've been ticking up. I have no idea why. It's not even Rutgers fans ranking them 13+.",If you guys didn't break our only offensive star player we probably would have beaten you. +"I have no problem trading any prospect in the right deal. But, don't trade one of the top prospects in baseball for a 30 year old making 14 million a year and putting up less than 1 WAR. If we are going to trade Robles, don't do it for a player that brings that level or risk. (also a free agent after the year)","We only had to win 1 game against the dodgers, maybe that would've been it" +"There are times when Liz admits to appreciating Jack's way of doing things, but there are just as many times that Jack admits the same for Liz. I mean, they spend entire episodes ripping on Jack's greed and callousness (Don't vote, vertical integration) just like they rip on Liz's naivety and self-deprecation. I really can't say they show Jack as being right most of the time. If you go back and watch, he's clearly meant to *not* be someone you look up to. If you're seeing him that way, it might just be because you agree with him.",shades of Ron Swanson +Victor Oladipo dunks on Dwight Howard,Oladip-OHHHHH +Sarcasm is hard. :(,This is why we have +Fun with Weasel Tunneler! (Game Breaking),"so i opened the free packs, got two epics, and they were both this card... can someone explain to me the upside of this card?" +HAZARD POTM He is a god,k +Plus those fucking drug cartels are terrorists themselves. You should see some of the horrendous shit they do to another human. They are on the level of ISIS if not worse.,"But some hipster told me Juarez, MX is an up and coming neighborhood?" +Title was not inaccurate.,Unlike a KV-2 +Had me at top DPs on a world boss,You know what I mean +"I saw this on r/all and thought, awesome cute dog in hat this will provide the required warm fuzzy feeling to get me off to cach my train on a cold december morning. Oh stealth advert, that warm fuzzy feeling just got replaced by cold and gross",This is about as stealthy as LEROOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKINS! +What kinda anarchist?,The chaotic kind +"single player for csgo or overwatch is basically an impressively huge genre backing it up since DOOM. It doesn't need single player because it's pulling from a group of gamers who have played single player shooters before. LoL and Dota both stem from Warcraft 3 and by extension all active strategy RPGs in controls. They're incredibly easy to pick up because people have played starcraft before or some other single player game in the genre. (my GOAT is Dune) Rocket league is more unique than the other games you listed, but it still has basics in driving games for the same reasons. There's never really been fully single player fighting games. Fighting games started 2 player and have remained 2 player ever since the beginning. There's no undercurrent of single player games out there that give any sort of basics for gamers to learn before moving on to the multiplayer fighters that we play. This is why fighting games NEED single player content. There's just no other place where you can assume players are going to get familiar with the mechanics of the game. They MUST get those mechanics in the same fighting games that we buy for competitive online play.",But League has a HUGE skill cap. +"I'm just glad to see a political thread where folks can find some common ground, rather than just hurling insults and hate at each other.",Fuck you cuntyballs +"(FREE) 2nd Time, Itunes Hopefully the i tunes codes are still good, but I make no promises! I've got Warcraft, Popstar, Krampus, The Danish Girl, The Purge: Election Year, Neighbors 2, Straight Outta Compton, The Breakfast Club, Les Miserables. The last 3 im iffy on so i apolagize if they fail. Xmen: Apocalypse, Xmen: DoFP Rouge Cut, Brooklyn.",Warcraft and Popstar are gone now. +Video of Hillary fainting,#Hillary4Hospice +"Good. It's mind-blowing to me that this shit is still an issue. It should be legal, end of story.",But they're murdering the cute little babies! +I think gay people should be able to protect their pot plants with their own guns,I think you might be a Classic Libertarian. +"Anyone got any ideas for a better carrier to switch to? AT&T treats its Android customers like children with the bloatware, locked bootloaders, and holier than thou attitude with their prolonged update process.",If you can I would always go unlocked and carrier free so if one carrier isn't good you can just get a new SIM card. +"Uhm, also Canadians, the British and most other english speaking countries I believe... how does America dominate English?",Because we are the ones that matter. +"What's the point with this leak this time? I should not have understand correctly or miss something, but it seems that it show that how US and Germany intelligence agency are working together. That they are working together is not a surprise , considering that USA and Germany are allies. Where is the purpose to show details of this cooperation now ? I could clearly see where it was when they show Merkel phone had been bugged by her own ally. But now ?",Because ooga booga the NSA is pure evil and everything they do is evil. +"Maybe not getting the correct size? I dunno, I have a heavy flow too so I don't try to keep it in for 12 hours.",It's not my fault I have a heavy flow and a wide set vagina +Dark world. They'll never see the light of day ever again,Use them with ojama's it's top tier I swear +It's the gloat tour.,"Victory Tour, like a great Roman Emperor.." +On this blessed day we are ALL number one!,That video is pure cancer. +I already don't care. They scrapped the faulty line and I have no reason to believe they can't make a non exploding device within a year.,"Exactly, they got a massive black eye over this there is absolutely no way they will allow it happen again." +Wow they actually gave a cheater an award. And you're all up voting it. No wonder cs just keeps bleeding viewers and players.,i hope +Drew Arty in neutral position; how'd I do and how can I improve (will add full color later),Could be good for a cool comic meme +"I know some of the more competitive among us want No Radar for HCS and this has me thinking: Add a new playlist ranked playlist called HCS w/o Radar Remove ranks from Team Arena and add more gamemodes and maps This gives those that want no radar their thing, while leaving the headline arena playlist for those looking for a more social experience. I think it could work.",Yes what we need is more competitive game modes +They are as fake as the news.,"Yep, managed opposition, all of them!" +A man of many minds,"Stephen Fry has said in interviews many times he's agnostic, and gets annoyed at people constantly changing his wikipedia page to atheist." +Grammar bot test Youre,on accident +"Wait till we see a full 2017 reg Merc and me or someone else will throw Nico's helmet, gloves and #1 on it.",I dont think Mercedes will appreciate you throwing a helmet at their new car +50%! Less than 10% of Australians go to church at all. We have more smokers than church goers. And smoking is low.,"Wow, thanks for the perspective." +"To the sweet, milky seed!",Banana banana banana banana banana terra-cotta banana terra-cotta terra-cotta pie +You can put snakes on it,Pretty sure I will just make some black guy sick of those damn snakes +*Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo*,OH FUCK MY FUCKING HORN +Guys we got two kittens,Is one of them Matt Catams? +Lebron James is a King CUCK.,he's 50% of Cleveland's economy..... they better listen +"I can see it now, his shirt will have some complicated kanji that you have to interpret in some cryptic manner to get the *real* meaning.",Even Japanese people wouldn't get it then <_< +But Nintendo put the artificial scarcity policy in place...they are to blame. This is just consumers taking advantage of the artificial scarcity.,Sounds like something a scalper would say. +i honestly dont know the answer.,I'm guessing it is something something white genocide... +Imagine banks' confusion when he realizes there's a game behind it and it's not just skin gambling.,And also how can rain play and commentate at same time +That's from a leak from 2012. Good on you for following this for so long! Most people I talk to say it was only first spoken about at 2014 E3.,God I didn't even realize it had been that long.. +what the fuck is wrong with this guy,"when you're unemployed until you're 40, you can't be that smart a person" +The imperial presidency of Donald Trump: Stand by for tweets divorced from reality and a Cabinet full of corporatists,We're witnessing the fall of Rome. +"idk what am i supposed to imagine, isn't jagermeister just another way of saying black?",jagermeister is also a kind of brown liquor +Racism? I didn't say anything about his race. Great job playing the race card there buddy.,"It's obviously him being black that gave you cancer, duh, definitely no other reason or context" +Trying to blend in with the locals during a ceremony by the river.,i'm sure she went back to her country all enlightened and cultured +The hostile environment of space,Wow this is simply horrifying! +Roth IRAs. Fuck 401K,Why not both? +My brother was released last year. Our grandparents held him a fucking party and bought him a car. I've never been so nauseated in my entire life. No wonder he's a fucking entitled brat who assumes the world belongs to him and he can just use people. He got too high and totaled the car like a month later.,To their credit it's not like he'd made questionable life choices before so how would they know he'd be terribly irresponsible! +Planned Parenthood files 'first wave' of lawsuits to protect abortion rights across the US,"As it currently stands is there like a date during the pregnancy at which point after, a woman can't get one?" +"Since TPAB was nothing like GKMC, I certainly don't expect him to stick with the TPAB sound. Unfortunately, I really don't know where there is to go from there. I'll be pleasantly shocked if he comes up with something different and yet more amazing.",i want kendrick on instrumentals like pulk/pull revolving doors +Good luck doing that on a capitalist society. All the god damn progress in the manufacturing processes and productivity from the last century have not reduce the amount of work people do in the slightest and the wages continue to stagnate. The only benefit has been for the owners.,"Ah yes because, as history has shown many times, communist societies work SO much better." +holy shit this looks so bad it's not even a joke,Toei - the McDonalds of animation. +"No, that means the people who also have a problem agree with you. There's a huge amount of users that won't bother with a topic they're not interested i, and this is entirely beside the fact that *upvotes and downvotes are not I agree and I disagree.* I didn't downvote your post because it was adding to discussion, despite not agreeing with it. I guess I have to now, just to make a point to you. If someone thinks magic is fine, there's a good chance they won't click on a thread bitching about magic just to downvote it. They'll probably scroll by it. Upvotes don't mean anything. There's plenty of factually incorrect, biased, outdated or reposted content that gets up voted all the time. Saying x people upvoted me doesn't change reality, I'm afraid. And aside from all that, 73% is a pretty low bar to set if you believe upvotes somehow make your personal deficiencies more valid than someone else's input. But that's okay, clearly you're feelings are very hurt so your only (unintellectual) response is to swear at people. I'm very sorry for your inability to understand presented information about the game and your sensitivity complex. Guess I'll just go back to enjoying my game and understanding what's happening without having watched the shows, while you sit here and cry about milk that's already been spilled instead of just cleaning it up and getting over it. You do you, pal.",I feel like this response is missing a mic drop. +"LIVE Stream: President-Elect Donald Trump Rally in Grand Rapids, MI",I love that fox is showing them getting dragged out. +What is something you just can't get your head around?,My own neck. +I was curious what kind of wood he used? I especially like the inlay and cap pieces.,"just looking at it, more then likely the inlay and caps are curly maple" +this guy's still alive? heard he's too fat to walk lol,"He does not need to walk, he can teleport, like how he teleported to the regular seat he was in." +Clinton has no memes though,She's not Fam anymore. +"I guess I meant only as an initial map spawn, Like you'd get a spawn near Fortress and Russians near Train yard for the first minute. Then only spawn is at main base. Vehicles would eventually spawn at main base. Currently, due to the more limited size of the maps and layouts, vehicles have made it just more interesting with ridiculously unrealistic rush tactics.","This seems like it would railroad the game into a common point of engagement every time, dont you think?" +Lock the team in a basement with brownies and Smash Bros. Probably the safest way to play the weekend out,"Our FG kicker wouldn't emerge alive, though." +"Is this real? Last post I saw on this sub where someone had a score like that, it was criticised as cheating. How'd he pull this off?",Tanks OP. +What is a possible sentry buff that would help with 7 range hydralisks?,8 range sentry! +Hypocrisy of the liberals,Well I mean if the government is telling you the conspiracy theory it definitely has to be true. +Okay. I don't get it.,He bakes a MEAN pie.....get IT....AHAHAHA +Same as people who use the bible to justify their position do not like you quoting the bible to illustrate why it's not the best source.,Well you're just like....interpreting it wrong! +No. The powerful Korean military will invade Norway,Which Korea? +"You follow the lies you get politicians and shills. You follow the money, and you don't where the fuck you're going to end up.",Banks +I've been waiting patiently to binge game but I don't think the cat is giving up my chair anytime soon.,Baby kitty +... Aufwidezen!,Auf wiedersehen* +"Neat, if they add it I'll increase my difficulty immediately I'm only at chapter 6 but I'm level 30 already at around 20 hours.",I'm at chapter 3 and level 34.. +For him it would! For Trump all it takes is a couple of phone calls. :),Phones are magic tho +TIL about the Baltimore Reddit Meet-up,"I'd prefer not to meet any of your freaks in person, thankyouverymuch." +A former Green Beret says Gen. 'Mad Dog' Mattis left 'my men to die' in Afghanistan,What about Benghazi? +"Wait, her passive persists through death? It won't be too OP if it ceases when she dies. It would actually create a pretty interesting game mechanic where the team will be at an extreme disadvantage when she dies.",It doesn't +Honestly I don't know what the hell is going on with EDM right now. So many of my favorite artists are obsessively trying to make a hit experimental track instead of just sticking to making what they're good at. I'm all for trying new things but it's different when it's a total change of style and they totally ignore their fans that got them where they're at in the first place.,and by experimental you mean trappy with female vocals. +"Trump will helm a government of, by and for corporate America",Make Wall Street Great Again! +"Why wouldn't you serve dog meat? There isn't a demand for it / I don't know how to prepare it / I don't care to learn how to prepare it for a small segment of the population who is that interested in dog meat There, end of conversation without having to discuss ethics","Yeah, I'm sure that line of reasoning would have shut the SJW up." +That's an admin alt account that's why it won't be banned,It's some b8 +Anon is pretty sure he's gay,This post is from fucking August. +if a new drug came out stating you can grow taller but You'll go bald and can't grow any facial hair. Do you still do it?,"I'm asian, I'll rock it." +"If you could get away with something illegal, what would you do?",Kill my brother +congrats! That's a huge milestone keep it up!,Thank you. +I can imagine Kim being like a Wizards Sleeve.,"That's still too tight for OP, he'll have to stretch her more." +Amazon Introduces Tougher Rules to Fight Fake Reviews,Now if only they'd introduce a feature to filter out the reviews by people who got a free product in exchange for their unbiased review. +That was pretty cool. Hollywood fight scenes have been utter garbage lately. I can't even see what's going on in half of them. Hopefully there will be a swing back to choreography at some point instead of shaky cameras and hard cuts every 3 seconds.,Check out the Raid +"During the Daily Show, people were constantly saying that they get more of their news from Comedy Central than anywhere else","That is not a good thing, as all of his news was basically fake." +What do you mean by that last part? After you do the EE it ends the game,"If you do everything up to releasing the Maxis drone in the Crazy Place, the walls stop falling" +"1 cc4 100keys , I think that's what they're going for right now",Id take this but i cant connect to servers right now! +One in a million,One in a million... players hack +"That's good advice. I'm very interested in music and I play various musical instruments. Some of my previous music teachers thought that I should continue studying at a conservatory and make a carreer as a professional musician. Instead I went to law school. I find my law studies very interesting and developing, but it's not a hobby, so I'm not ruining anything. And I can still play music on my spare time. Win-win!",Well look at this multitalented ass hole over here +Very likely to happen to. Although this 'alpha' looks comprehensive enough already... I feel Dhuum coming...,It clearly needs maintenance +I wonder if this group solicited the opinions of the injured.,Of course not +It could be a problem if it keeps your partially completed deck up-to-date on the server. We already know their very stiff deck space restrictions in how they set things up by how they did new deck slots. Also if the partial deck is just on the client you'd still need to select which cards to remove before leaving the editing screen and right now there's nothing that forces you to stay on a screen until you do something. (Which is good for players who can't read well?),"its as easy as changing a number, trust." +In what way?,"8 range, come at me hydras." +"I have the dirtiest linear algebra professor, he is gold. He was talking about multiplying by the reciprocal and stopped, murmuring: Reciprocal... reciprocal... you know, I'm very proud of myself because for those of us from the other side of the Atlantic that is not an easy word to say. I like to show off by saying this word. Words with R and L and other sounds mixed in there are difficult. So I sassed back Are you Russian? I have a Russian friend named Ruslana. (pretty sure he's Persian) And he said, No, I am not, and that is a hell of a name. Every time you say her name in bed you're bragging basically. Keep in mind that linear algebra is lower-div and the 30+ nerdy boys in the room tried very hard not to lose their collective shit so he hopefully lets more bombs drop this semester. That absolutely would get him whumped for sexual harassment but it was pretty funny. He also told us to ignore the chemistry problem on our problem set because I hate chemistry. I took graduate-level physics in undergrad to get out of chemistry. Don't get me wrong, I love chemicals! I used to pay a lot of money for chemicals.",Where's he from? +"Playing competitive on tilt sucks, I suggest turning the game off.",Try playing with friends/group? +Ouch. The pain bruh :(,"But hey, maybe the government will swoop in and make it all go away!" +"It makes you wonder what the appropriate punishment should be. It seems fairly obvious that in covering up a crime, Chelsea are to suffer from a legal standpoint, but I really think that the Premier League should step in and punish any club found to be doing the same.",Inb4 the premier league paid club presidents to keep quiet on abuse they also suffered +"Their space is just too large for that small bar to handle on busy nights so I understand why you're asking this question. They really need a second outdoor bar. I'd imagine lines will be long so order 2 at a time, have cash in hand like the other guy suggested, and tip well. And sneak a flask in your boot.",Life pro tip: hidden flask at a beer bar on NYE +"I mean, I'd cheer for them... and I don't even like football.",I think you mean soccer +"Yeah, he's not even *trying* to lead his shots. It's like he expects the game to play itself for him.",Console players in a nutshell +you put titanium plates in front of each window?,"Even better, 3 layers of titanium!" +Sarah Palin: Trump's Carrier deal is 'crony capitalism',Who stashed the pod under Sarah's bed? +it's C11 or something?,C99 +Gets you high or impaired in any way = drug,Sorry I dropped the +I'm not even a mile away from the line,Same with me. +Damn two episodes just for ELGX? Wish they'd make each episode longer,Just imagine the amount of GOML episodes +Monkey had monk in the name tho ;),Touche. +What about all the people and cultures that didn't develop high technology/civilization and were content to hunt and gather for thousands of years?,"They were not content, they didn't know different." +"It's really simple folks, it's really simple.","Stop patronizing us with your logic, shitlord!" +My poking around creepy kid's books has already led me to (re)discover an Australian author i used to really like in elementary school. This is definitely a google rabbit hole I'm glad i dove into! :),But the drawing has a well hole... +When did you first fully understand that we don't live forever?,With the current advances in modern medicine its fair to think someone with my wealth can live to be 2 or 3 hundred +me irl,me too thanks +GTA Online: Import/Export Coming December,Yes. +The Supreme Court hears two cases today that could entrench Republican rule for a generation,"RULING DUE IN JUNE... back to sleep, on this one." +I've thankfully noticed this dying down a bit in the last year or so. Or maybe I just stopped watching tv...,You probably just stopped watching tv because they still do it on the Big Bang Theory almost every other episode. +US defence bill pledges USD 900 million to Pakistan,"But no, you can't have healthcare for everyone." +'Black Christmas (1974)' a staple of the holiday horror genre and one of the first true slasher films,TFW the remake is on Netflix but not the original. +When you never spent money on Dokkan but the Christmas banner happened,Gl +Just another Hawaiian pothole.,Call a tow truck. +USA and USSR met in Switzerland...,This is a rhyme not an avalanche. +Your being a little bitch cause you cant afford my items lmfao,Yeah that's what it is +"I had a similar task at Google and they paid our contractor about $35/hour for the position, which our contractor paid us about 20-25/hour. I would assume Amazon would be less based on what former employees say about working there.",Just pay the guys at mturk $3/hr +Is this your first expansion? Please tell me you're trolling.,"Not trolling, he's just sucking that Blizdick." +"Yeah, the only full versions of this I've ever been able to find have been pretty low quality.","Now were the only games to have this version of the theme Know Your Role, and No Mercy?" +Drone view: Truck bomb in Mosul attacking parked Iraqi vehicles.,Nice way to use your life. +All the best tricks have at least 7 words in the name.,Frontside six six six rail 180 out +Bosses in this game a terribly ugly for some reason.What the fuck are Dominus or Malachai supposed to resemble?,"The true face of God, exile." +"Needs a catchy name, let's call it yelp.",Better Business Bureau of China +"Well neither should NetHack for multiplayer either, but here we are.",Yeah that shit needs to go. +Chris Pratt fucked up a magic trick in a hilarious way on Graham Norton,"God, Will.I.Am is such a fucking moron." +She wanted to,she loved it when he broke his arms +"yep and there's a massive influx of chinese films coming over that you may not even realize are chinese, or are heavily chinese backed. There is one I know about coming up in April of 2017 that may involve some variety of magic and animals. It's chinese funded, and most of the animation was done over in China as per requirements. Chinese animation is actually getting extremely good. You just don't hear or know about China's upcoming media culture because we effectively live in a bubble and are kept blissfully unaware how much foreign entities have bought up the US. Hollywood is no longer beholden to the United States at all. China has pretty much taken over, just like you said. All the upcoming films you watch are likely majority chinese invested. Their endgame is to normalize China and slowly erase the Dirty cheap communist image that has been applied to them for decades and want to be seen as a legitimate world power. Did China have a hand in our recent election? You better believe they did. Go to any west coast port city, and look up who owns major storage infrastructure in the area. Look who owns apartment buildings and rentals. They will all be Chinese. In Southern California, the port of LA might as well be Chinese, they own most of the real estate and properties in the port, same with Long Beach. All the rentals around me, some 50 miles inland, are owned by companies that are owned by Chinese investors. The US is only powerful for one reason: We have a very powerful military and we still out-produce the rest of the world when it comes to weaponry. If we were to ever stop that, this country would be carved up piecemeal to the highest bidder in a heartbeat. Our country has been for sale for a long time, and it's slowly being bought out from under us and we just havent seen it yet. China isnt the only one. There's a reason we also kiss Saudi Arabia's ass. Namely because they have their dicks in everything when it comes to energy production. They could burn their oil fields tomorrow, and it would not even hurt them. They already have controlling interests in several multinational oil companies, and own several oil fields abroad. They own oil fields in Texas and California. We're at war with these countries, but not a war of arms, but a war of money. Spoilers: We're losing.",That was so good I read it twice +Letter from Nintendo about Luigi in Super Mario 64. Circa 1998,Don't believe their lies... +"you'll need cam straps (ratchet straps are fine too if you're careful but they can be easily over tightned which can cause damage) put the straps over the kayak and through the doors of your car (not through the windows, that can damage the weatherstripping around the window and make it difficult to get in and out of your vehicle, remember to open your doors before running the straps through), 1 strap on the front and 1 at the back. if you're going any real distance or on a highway then you'll also want it tied down at the bow and stern as an extra precaution in case one of the straps fail or you have to stop suddenly- tie a rope from each end of your kayak to the frame of you vehicle (not the plastic bumper, that won't support any force) to keep it from going anywhere. The kit I linked on amazon has the straps and rope you'll need. A common tip for the straps: they'll often hum or buzz when you're driving, that can usually be fixed by twisting the strap once or twice in places where it spans between the car and kayak, that should disrupt the air passing over it enough that you don't get that humming noise.","Your username certainly doesn't check out, thank you very much for the advice and help" +2016 claims another victim: Your privacy,We might not have privacy but we still have our freedom! +"Yes, hello. Always reading, occasionally posting.",Do you get our voices heard to the devs regarding the changes and bugs that we encounter in the game? +"National anthem must be played in theatres before movies, orders Supreme Court","Well now that we have no choice or say in this, we might as well go the American way and have Dhruv Ghanekar or Baiju do the national anthems before sporting events and all that." +"Oh, I know she has, just cause she wasn't interested in doing it with me. That and the whole, I considered you a friend, not like those other guys. Actually, I know one of the flings of hers was around, just didn't want to make the drive.","Do what you can live with, and take consequences for" +Well another crystal appeared in my collection today.. (story in comments),Where's the story? +Who the **** are these clowns shouting in the background?,"It's probably the Chinese players, from what I remember most of them dont give a shit about headphones and prefer shouting at each other directly." +I can't name my squad fart but this is totally ok.,Would you want to name your squad fart though? +"One-of-a-kind wall-mountable PC, Cash PG278Qs, Acer X34s, High-end Ultrawides, or of equal tier monitors",pls post price +Lauda also said he knew already on monday. So did he lie one time or did motorsport make something up?,If it's coming from Lauda then it's unquestionable +Of course he's back in a fucking Classico,Yeah he was playing like absolute shit before +CSGO Should have Won Esports Game of the Year,At least overwatch is being developed properly +PSX 2016: PlayStation Showcase Main Event,What's the point of chatting in the twitch chat at popular streams who's reading this? +To the people saying that it was Taiwan that tricked Donald: If your idiot president can be swindled so pathetically easily Then maybe Just maybe There's a chance that he is completely incompetent and has no place as the leader of the U.S.,"In fairness to him, being tricked by Taiwan is nowhere near as embarrassing as being tricked by Billy Bush." +"Jesus Christ, you're just delivering mail. I don't give a fuck what you look like. Just give me my stuff and have a great day. Enjoy your pension for life.",Grinch. +"Indians using bitcoin to trade, shop, even pay for pizza","Mmmm, cold pizza!" +Champions League R16 Possible Opponents for each Team,Can i have a leicester or a monaco.. please? +"I've seen people try this. If a Ronin disappears when he's doomed, just run away. I've never been killed by it.",You hear the nuke eject sound and see a weird light shining at his position in the other dimension too. +"I'm against charter schools for several reasons. It's not a terrible idea, but the problem is that taxpayer funded education should be available to all students. It's not good enough to give some kids a bus ride to a better school somewhere else, our whole population deserves an education. Charter schools are also often religious based, which is wrong because for one, that's sending tax dollars to churches, and two, depending on your particular faith, you might wind up with a terrible, scientific and historically ignorant education.",And our politicians use our tax dollars to worship Satan in semi-public ritualistic art displays and private parties - so I guess we're even then. +What the hell is a closet SJW?,Probably an SJW who says they're just a normal person. +"Duly noted, you enjoy owning slaves.","As a North Carolinian, obligatory 'muh slavery wasn't the cause of the civil war'" +Exactly! I studied international relations at a top university and I can honestly say I DON'T KNOW SHIT and would be terrified to have to handle what the President does on a day to day basis. Fuck.,Hey this expert up here thinks he's better than us because he's know what the nuclear triad is. +BEFORE YOU RELEASE THE MAP: DO NOT USE FIFFE'S OBJECTS. THEY ARE OUTDATED AND THEIR HITBOXES ARE BROKEN.,Sentry's shooting thru walls yes. +"McLaren was disqualified and had to pay 100 mil fine. Mercedes paid the fine, as a favour. So you could say that Alonso costed Zetche 100 mil. So there's that.","Ah, okay thank you" +I like the 'This' comments,This. +I can just imagine Funtime Freddy screaming hysterically at Bon Bon's shattered endoskeletal remains for him to get up to get the night guard **Bon Bon get off your lazy keester! BON BON!!**,It's a RACE GARY! +"I want to make boardgames in iOS with Objective-C, but I can't find any up-to-date tutorials The reason why I want to make boardgames in Objective-C instead of Swift is because I'm a student who is frequently required to study C/C++, and I also know a little bit of Objective-C from past projects. I've been looking into recreating board games / puzzle games like Candy Crush, Connect 4, Puzzle and Dragons, etc., but I can't find any good tutorials / resources to really work with. I'm aware that RayWenderlich provides step-by-step instructions on how to do Candy Crush in Objective-C, but I think his material is slightly outdated, at least for Xcode 8. I guess the question I want to ask is: What are some resources that are up to date that I can use to learn how to make board games in Objective C? Should I commit to SpriteKit or look into others like Unity or so? I'm trying to make whatever project I work on for the next three weeks benefit my knowledge for my upcoming computer science courses.","I think Code School has an Objective-C course, but I'm pretty sure it's behind the paywall." +"Except that nothing about that plane's flight behaves the way an actual plane could fly. The only way those maneuvers work is if you have magical alien engines, because a 747 can't fly on-edge through a city at <100 MPH without turning into a flaming pile of debris in the middle of a street.","We are talking about an animated movie about a genetically created space alien that can be created from a pod the size of a ping pong ball comes to earth, a giant intergalactic space union trying to save earth (that hasnt intereacted with us stupid hoomans) And your telling me the way a plane behaves is what bothers you?" +Woman and her friends go into total meltdown over guy wearing #buildthewall shirt,"Man he shouldn't have been wearing that shirt, didn't he know he'd be asking for it wearing that?" +2004 ALCS/World Series games DVD set.,Got it! +I will say it now then. Peri is the best waifu.,"and your comment is on the very bottom, how fitting~" +Why the hell would an animatronic need oxygen?,Cus her umbilical cord fell out +"Write a TL;DW for this season of CFB For those who don't know, TL;DR means too long, don't read. Since you can't really read football. Make it too long, don't watch.","TL;DW Beating ND doesn't always mean you're a good team, B1G is is very good at the top (we think) and very bad at the bottom (we know) and a conference championship isn't required for a playoff bid." +Suck on this...,That part was so hilarious +Legendary status to LAVA HOUND Though lava hound is a legendary card no one respects it. Unlike other legendary cards no one fears for our so called lava hound and along with this it coats 7 elixir which is completely out of hands. When some one throws a lava hound they simply ignore it or they just put a minion horde which kills our lava hound and comes out almost unarmed and so is the case with minions to and these days with mega minion too. And along side this we are facing some glitches like 1.The shadow of lava hound which is almost one tile behind(here what happens is let us see when a lava hound and mega minion enter the enemy's arena at a time I don't ever see any logic why the tower starts attacking mega minion. Same is the case with all other combos like muskies archers etc...) 2.and the recent one no generation of pups immediately after lava hound's death And finally I want to know why there is no legendary status for the first appearing legendary card. No one fears for it. I have few suggestions to make LAVA HOUND RESPECTABLE. I hope you have some respect to LAVA 1. Death damage to lava hound (equal to golem). 2.Increasing the level of lava pups to say level 1 lava hound gives 4/5 level pups. 3.Death rage ( half time that of original rage ) 4.Decreasing elixir to 6 I don't say all of these are to be taken but atleast some ideas. I always wonder 2 elixir ice golem has death damage but not why the LEGENDARY LAVA. Let's make it fierce and give it a proper LEGENDARY STATUS.,lel i hope this is +"Yeah is ok for me, you can wait until tomorrow to finish the deal? I'm away from my regular PC now :(","Unfortunately I already traded for Bloodrayne, but if you don't mind replacing bloodrayne with defunct + Cursed then I'm down to wait until tomorrow!" +"good luck in korea, bliss, hood, or ft. sill!",Don't forget about good ole Bragg! +You know he is a bitch at the end of all that when he completely backed off against Michy. Typical bully response,Michy could have taken him easy. +You can tell him that don't be an anti national and this is temporary pain?,Soldiers are dying! +"Yes, because the Muslims hardly have any land in the Middle East. Just look how huuuge Israel is on the map!!! Muslims need more living room!!!!",Yeah because Palestinians are Muslim and nothing else. +They don't have to love each other.,When a man and a woman fuck each other very much... +"Go on some serious place about dealing with infidelity, like talkaboutmarriage/CWI, or Loveshack. Watch what they advice in case of infidelity, as the betrayed spouse wish to reconcile.","Yeah kid, those all sound like serious places..." +OK thanks mate,:) +"I've lowered my standards for a Trump administration to the point where I'll be relieved, and satisfied, if we still have a functional democracy, first amendment rights, and no nuclear weapons launched by the United States (or at the United States) in the next four years. I mean look what's already fucking happened: Breaks China-Taiwan protocols observed by every president since 1979; hurt-tweets in self-defense on a matter of international foreign policy gravitas because he is too stupid or pigheaded to admit what he did was dangerous or understand how he was manipulated; has already directly or indirectly pursued business deals, or involved Ivanka and thus his business enterprise by proxy, in relations with at least five foreign leaders; may have up-ended the Pakistan / India balance (both nuclear powers) with another ill-advised casual chat; now putting us on track for a China-US version of the Cuban Missile Crisis (as the US is obligated to defend Taiwan if China attacks them); reportedly skipping intelligence briefings and ignoring advice from the State Department (which is no doubt tearing its hair out at this point); likely too distracted to process any complex information string longer than a TV soundbite anyway; has zero capacity for criticism or contemplation because the slightest bruise of his man-child ego is considered a threat; is surrounded by Machiavellian policy manipulators working him like a marionette. All this and he hasn't even assumed office yet. Can't wait until stress-induced dementia sets in and people start pissing him off. None of this is surprising in any way whatsoever; it's not even the first inning, it is probably going to get worse, a hell of a lot worse; we now have four years of this, with escalating dangers along the way (wait and see what happens when the next global recession or financial crisis hits); this is what happens when you elect a known idiot to do a serious job. Forget everything else; just surviving this shit show with America functionally intact will count as a win.",I think your standards might be still too high for Donald. +Please dont turn this into '2016 offended mode' Just Dont Please..,"Welp, back to my safespace" +"Pence's home state in play? jesus, MSNBC will hire *anyone*","Instead, Hill's veep's state was in play" +"Exact same as before. When you hit the smilie button there was then a square key to the right of the space bar that said GIF. If you use Messenger, it is still there.",What'd it look like before? +"My family is about 50/50 R vs D. There are a few Rs that read the news, and they favored non Trump. One voted Johnson. The Trump voters could not explain Taiwan vs China and dont read the paper.","Oh damn, Republicans are stupid this is LITERALLY proof!" +"So, if AT&T, Verizon, and T-Mobile are all evil corrupt corporations, what are we supposed to do about phone service?",Sprint? +Hot take: Alabama deserves a playoff spot after that performance,Surely not over western Michigan +"If dogs don't go to heaven, I want to go where they're going.",Someone has been playing a lot of Civ6. +There are people with 1080 cards where it won't even maintain 60 fps...,Thats me haha +How to cut wood properly,"If you don't have a throbbing erection right now, you're lying." +"For high school Spider-Man I hear Josh Keaton, for college age I hear Christopher Daniel Barnes.","I hear Christopher Daniel Barnes too, its beaten in my head I think" +"Ooh, my favorite are the articles by Russian experts from DC who aren't Russian, don't speak Russian, and who last visited Russia in 1992. I've been living in Moscow for the past six years for work, and I can say that the Russian people don't want to be enemies with America. They're quite confused as to why Obama and Clinton were so hell bent on worsening the relationship between the two nations.",They drink vodka that one time though so they're experts! +who the heck runs down stairs or runs anywhere with their hands in their pockets?,"It happens, and often in winter when one would try to keep their hands warm." +Hi guys am an American and am going to Canada soon for vacation?,Arby's. +Ricky Rubio -- Next season could be last with Minnesota Timberwolves if team doesn't make playoffs,Must be a drag having to play with Wiggins and KAT........... +"Cheaters of Reddit, why did you do it?",It was easier to screenpeak than to actually find and kill them. +"In Your Super Smash Brothers Zombie Apocalypse, which 3 characters would you take with you? Question asked in the interview during UGC, Moon created a whole fucking Meta game for this shit. My three are Samus, Dr Mario, and Snake",Rosalina because her observatory will fly us off the planet +"Anarchy is just the absence of the state. Anarchism is a far left wing political ideology. Anarcho-capitalism is just seeking to abolish the state. The reason private property can't exist without the state is because the state validates private property, without central and authoritative validation property claimed by someone is a natural type of property (in that they possess it until someone takes it) but not private.",I think in future you might need to use a +"Aww man. (But tbh, this is the first time I've watched a Destiny trailer and not been excited. I think my addiction is gone!)","Be gone with you, then!" +When Pichu steals Santa's Hat (OC),Would die from cuteness overload but too busy upvoting <3_<3 +Shinobi,shinobi also took westballz to last stock at wtfox +They tried pulling him out with pulleys and it failed and hours later breaking his legs would probably kill him but honestly id rather try that than the alternative,"They ended up sealing that entrance with his body still down there a few years ago, too :(" +"BREAKING: Holly Holm vs. Germaine de Randamie for the UFC's inaugural featherweight title fight. UFC 208, Feb. 11 in Brooklyn.",Terrible main event +I feel like the bpg sub is about black people doing smooth or stereotypically black things and the wpg sub is about white people being awkward in comparison.,As if compensating...? +"Can someone explain how chapter 7 for a Miraluka player works? Hey. Just thought of it after i was done there. If that planet has no force or very corrupted force, Then shoulden't all Miraluka be completely blind on that planet? Since they see through the force.","If it's devoid, that means you can see where things are by absence of the Force, rather than a presence of it!" +"For the main event, the plan is to use the player cams to their fullest, including for this feature.",Its nice to see that even on a thread with no comments you still respond :) +#11 Louisville Cardinals @ Grand Canyon State University (9:10 PM ET),I mean the good news is that we've held all non-Russells to 28 combined points...this is just one dude playing an absolute unbelievable game of basketball. +"Yea I definitely understand that the NYPD staff would assist. I just would expect that the feds would reimburse them as NYPD is not providing a public service, they're providing a federal service.",Sad! +I've rather have Bill Nye or Mike Rowe,Mike Rowe is a Trump-supporting asshole. +Here come dat nuke o shit waddup,WW3 but everytime there's a nuke it plays We are number one +"maplestory, back when tiger was rank 1... leveling took months..",Took me a year to get to 174 back then. +lol,lol +China's Foreign Minister: Trump-Taiwan Call 'A Small Trick',Trump has small fingers so he can only do small tricks. +Mark Zuckerberg Loses $3.7 Billion Following Trump Election,"The funny part is it's not even conservative backlash that's caused it, it's because liberals threw him under the bus with the fake news thing they decided to blame losing the election on, rather than face the facts they have to change things in their platform and how they appeal to voters if they want to ever win again." +"If you want a .45, I'd reccomend the G36. They're a lot more comfortable than the XDS. If you want a 9MM, Glock 43, Walther PPS, or M&P Shield.",I too like a nice G36 it is a fine rifle +The other great thing about Patreon is that it's easy.,I kept stalling on sending a regular donation whenever I got back into playing a fort and now I don't have to worry (unless I go broke somehow) +Hillary calling Democrat voters stupid.,Maybe that was her private opinion and not her public opinion... oops! +lmao what the fuck. I'm no psychology expert but I'm almost certain that's no way to treat a mentally disabled child.,Just beat em till they're normal! +Then you haven't been watching long enough or you are plain ignorant to their involvement. There is a reason why the RCMP's gang squad sends Plain clothed officers to events. I can name clubs and and fighters that are indeed affiliated. But I won't do that in a public forum.,well then pm me please +And iPhones.,iPhones don't need standards for they lack that weakness +"Uhhh depends on the girl. Not a bad place to try a few minutes in, though.",the clitoral hood or the sun flap on a redbox? +"You don't have a super great understanding of autism, do you?","As someone with a sibling with severe autism, I was reading the comment waiting for the" +5 completly new characters,Try that on my Larry. +Lol Shadowmend is the strongest flash heal type heal in the game..... Lol,But that DoT after is so bad +"Was told by home improvement store check out lady that she wanted to shoot me... About a month ago, an older lady was checking me and my girlfriend out and we had a bunch of items, but nothing crazy (not that it should matter) and when she looked at what we had, she said I'm gonna shoot you sarcastically. We both stood there stunned a little and didn't know what to say. Then she asked me if I knew the price of a Christmas tree I was buying and I told her I didn't know (cause I'm supposed to memorize the prices of the items I'm buying) and she sighed and looked at me as if to say what the fuck is wrong with you and then said something else sarcastic. I forget why, but my girlfriend had to go to the car, and the check out lady, now realizing what was happening tried to make small talk suddenly and I completely ignored her because I'm not good with confrontation and if I would have chopped it up with her, it would have caused a pretty big scene. My girlfriend comes back and as I'm standing there, now annoyed as fuck, tell her that I'm taking the cart and going to the car to get away from the situation. My girlfriend told me that after I left, checkout lady said sarcastically to her he's very friendly huh? and my girlfriend politely told her off and she said she was having a hard day. At the end of the day, I didn't go and complain about her, because I would feel like a complete piece of shit if a 50/60 year old woman lost her job over something stupid. However, I work in customer service, with a past in retail, for my whole career and would never even THINK of talking to a customer like that. I was truly stunned and we still contemplate making a complaint sometimes thinking back.","That's weird, good customers with bad employees usually don't report but bad customers with good employees always report According to evolution, retail is heading towards a world of terrible customers and terrible employees, if it hasn't already" +"Got me a big ass bottle of Kraken rum for Christmas. If I stop posting on Jan 1, it will undoubtedly be because my friend killed me with a blunt object after drunkenly yelling RELEASE THE KRAKEN! one too many times on NYE.",Dark n Stormys all day my man. +Ugh I hate it when men hit on me... ESPECIALLY because my public profile states I'm taken (By a woman) and I identify as a man....,"That's a lot of things I don't understand, better hit on you just incase." +He sure has the temperament to run the country and defeat ISIS,"You don't remember all the times that Bush, Reagan, and Roosevelt whined about being satired?" +Google just put all speed test sites out of business,30 speed +this is kinda hilarious tbh i dont think it should be posted here. it's a joke.,You must be unfamiliar with Poe's Law. +The Median Stop really makes the street terrible for pedestrians. So wide!,This serves the purpose of a center refuge island and would actually make an existing huge road *more* pedestrian friendly. +Im starting him young,"Hopefully that's a game suitable for his age, like COD" +it tends to run in families... i used to hang out with my mom til 2-3am and i have an aunt who loves to shop at walmart in the middle of the night.,"That's how my family is, everyone (except my dad) tends to stay up late, even when we're exhausted." +"Halloween parties? Which exact frats are hosting Halloween parties and when? I've heard through friends that there will be parties all weekend, but have yet to be given an exact date and time. Anyone know of one? No bars, still under 21, but over 19. Just looking to have fun this Halloween weekend. Thanks in advance.",How have you heard through friends that there are Halloween parties but you don't know where and when they are? +Guards. they have protections sheilds and have range so the skeletons cant get to them.,How are they VS eBarbs? +A,Goodbye +"I fell something like 300k places last week, with my worst week yet in FPL (I got rid of Aguero and banked on a Liverpool slaughter captaining Mane)..ended up with 31 points.l. I took a look at the fixtures and decided to take a couple of hits (-8) brought in Sanchez for Coutinho, Defoe for Giroud, and De Roon for Gundogan, captained Kane. On 95 points so far (87 w hits) with Mane and De Roon to play, and I've gone back up 400k Don't give up, just try and make sensible decisions with regards to future fixtures Your C choices is what will define your season",Never take hits! +There actually is an XCOM event that can fire up when you have aggressive observation.,"I don't think that's the same, given you can just slap another Observation Post there afterwards with no issue." +How do you know it was 663m? Thats oddly specific.,Used Izurvive to estimate my position and ranged it. +"You should seriously take a look at latest innovations from Chinese. Innovation starts with copying and then extending. Who starts from scratch? You can imagine systemic problems as much as you want, but I can't see any that cannot be circumvented. And you underestimate how much can change in 50 years. The fact is - US hegemony won't last and they may even find it hard to stay relevant in the foreseeable future.","Stay relevant in the foreseeable future... you were good up until that, but then you went off the deep end and lost me." +"As it stands, Clayton Kershaw and Zack Greinke will each make more in salary than the entire active roster of the Padres in 2017.",Wonder why I didn't redo my season ticket this year. +Sledge After Buff,HAMMER DOWN! +I was waiting for someone to point this out,Full gif it improves to 75%! +They never get back to us. You are only allowed to email a contact list and wait for a response.,Well that sounds like a good business model. +Judge says Jewish father 'unwise' to take children to museum because they could learn about evolution,Thank god there are rational people in positions of power +"I'd love to visit France one day, but thanks to capitalism I'll never afford it.",That's the attitude! +DLC 1: DIE RISE & TURNED DINER DLC 2: MOB OF THE DEAD DLC 3: BURIED DLC 4: ORIGINS,THANK YOU FOR THIS INFORMATION +Official Game Thread: Miami Dolphins (7-4) at Baltimore Ravens (6-5) ...,With each miss by opposing kickers Tuckers MVP case grows stronger +"I don't believe there's anything stopping you from burning a Quran. However, book burnings, despite any disagreement you have with the contents of said book or the people who put their beliefs in it, are an act of anti intellectualism. This is something that we don't need more of. That being said, I'd be over here burning a flag in solidarity and protest if anyone ever curtailed your free speech by not allowing you to burn the Quran or a Bible or any other book.",B-but he said boom in all caps and bolded... +"It wasnt blown out of proportion, after they messed up they used a lame ass excuse about cultures. They fuked up in every aspect, they are actually lucky",social justice warriors unite! +"it's very, very clear to me that feminism is trying to re-make the law to punish boys and men for things that aren't even crimes, as well as to allow women to do those same acts and never be punished, regardless if it's a crime in the law or not.",what happened to equal pay? +I'd want to know about abortion,You'd want to know if they'd had one or where they stood on the abortion issue? +What was your reaction when you saw the GF Cutscene?,i've never seen something like this from scott before +"Seen in Xiamen, China",but but I thought we were all basement dwellers +Honestly that's why I keep coming back here every week.,Its the closest thing we have to an AA for Eagles fans. +"If you had the attention of every single person on Earth for five minutes, what would you say?",Facebook is not a reliable news source. +"It's funny how the media/propagandists focuses on and denigrates the far right, but they rarely say anything negative about the extreme left.",Yeah no one ever talks bad about or attacks communism +At the fight club,Shhhhh! +It works 9 times out of 10 for me.,It works 9 times out of 10 for solo play +Or Hollywood. Can you imagine if these highly regarded people who are rewarded and in the media regularly did such a thing. It would definitely be the end of lots of careers.,I'm assuming +For the record - to put it mildly - this top mind resorted to calling his debate opponent a homosexual.,But... T_D users are accepting of homosexuals! +Condensed Salt Crystals,"Me: too, thanks" +- me 2 years ago. And last year. And this year.,I honestly think he needs another year to prove himself. +Longer spawn timer,That could also help rgs because they could be easier to build combos with +I deleted my Ash loadout because I've failed to think up situations where Mesa wouldn't be better. She does the exact same thing at a slightly lower cost and faster.,"THeoretically Ash would be better at higher levels, just not for single target, but I think in practice Mesa is just faster and better 9 times out of 10, 10 being the time where invisibility would save you but shatter shield won't." +"Ok, I hope it's just that. Would be sad if they began optimising page caching for the lowest common denominator.","Worst comes the worst, you could probably change it via chrome://flags." +Motherfucker that's called a job!,"Damn, that's some next level shit." +"Let them have this, they've been bottom feeders for so long they deserve some light in that city. All they have is BBQ for god's sake, have some pity!",Troll game is on point +The comment is only an hour old. It takes a while to reach the top.,are you expecting me to wait for things fuck that +MFW born and raise in Taiwan and SJW told me to read an American college's publication to learn Taiwan's history.,#EDUCATE YOURSELF YOU IGNORANT CHINESE +You have a potato,i couldnt tell +Please nerf this stupid fucking pirate warrior,I never got where they said this was an expansion that was supposed to bring back control decks +Boo hoo. 1st Galaxy problems.,You forgot +Beauty Above,Took me a solid minute to realize what I was looking at +"TIL of Chinese Restaurant Syndrome, a medical condition where people will experience sweating, chest pain, headaches, and numbness of the mouth after eating Chinese food,",They put coke in it to keep people coming back +When someone brags about their KDR,this is dumber than me +I don't know I thought that the dab had to cover the eye line? Can we get someone to confirm if this is a real dab?,"Yeah, we'll just get the dab experts in here to confirm for you that this is indeed a real dab." +"Yes, I would feel bad if I win with such a score as midlaner. Don't say she has some assists, because throwing a shield and buffing move speed with W isn't hard at all",Ha. +Not violently shaking the camera after confirming the kill. 5/10.,"Sorry, would Doritos and Mountain Dew be a good touch too?" +"Found at an Islamic State boot camp: bunk beds, weapons manuals, steroids",Woah they found bunk beds they must be getting really advanced. +Walk through forest at night (topdown retro 3D RPG),Is that bimo? +"Not exactly. Public utilities, like power companies, are privately owned (at least here in Illinois you can buy shares of their stock, dunno about public utilities in other states), but they are highly regulated since they are monopolies in their area of service. They can't charge whatever the market will bear for their electricity. The state regulates how much they can charge, but it is owned by private entities.","You're right, I meant municipal utilities." +George Lucas saw Rogue One two days ago. Gareth Edwards: I can die happy now. He really liked the movie. It was the most important review to me.,There are heroes on both sides. +You can never be full in the rivals department. Source: UGA fan.,"FSU, UGA, Tennessee, Miami, LSU, Auburn, Bama in the SECCG, full length jeans Get on our level" +"they also ignore the many, many Democratically-controlled cities that are doing very well.","Duh, because those cities are only doing well because of their Republican governors, elected officials, etc." +Boondocks?,as the homeboy above would say 'yatusabe' (yes) +"What are you buying low and selling high when the patch comes? I'm doubling down on Chaos Crystals, any herbs that are 10-12g cheaper than average. Anyone else have any other mats in mind or suggestions?",Demonsteel and Infernal Brimestone People might want that corehound mount yoh +"Belfast, Northern Ireland",This feels like a Turner painting +"Thanks a lot, I'm really glad that you've liked it! :)",Did you use any CSS frameworks? +Congrats to Green Bay for showing everyone who the most annoying bandwagon in the NFL is,What do the Patriots have to do with this? +"The 10 sec cd is only for using the same brush for his ult pass. You could use different brushes and stay invs but you can't leave a brush, go back in and reset the invs counter",So it's way more fun than I gave it credit for. +Not bad for a system QB.,Matt Cassle is an 11 win Quarterback +The Smear Campaign Against Keith Ellison is Repugnant but Reveals Much About Washington,Because everyone is so in the dark about Washington's true motives. +Has someone finally started monitoring his Twitter posting?,SNL should monitor it and bait him by doing another sketch then when he tweets about it they should break sketch and read it live on air and have the whole country laughing at him. +"CA(usa)do i have a case of medical malpractice or negligence? doctors failed to diagnose me for 2 years completely ignoring me no matter what i said about having a brain disease,They diagnosed me as psycho somatic now im left disabled with permanent brain damage, is this a case of medical malpractice?if it is how should i continue with the medical malpractice lawsuits","Do you, by any chance, have a carbon monoxide detector in your home?" +But there's no sense crying over every mistake,You just keep on trying +Doesn't mean it won't make it unsuccessful.,"Yes, a standoff between military and armed protesters is what many would call a successful outcome for democracy." +*Gets seized by the government under accusations of hoarding toilet paper*,"buy ghetto urban real estate, teardown house for the land, farm" +"Somewhere in deepest, darkest Surrey BC, illiteracy is getting bad . . . at Timmies, of all places!","Grab a TFW, they'll fix it" +Have they completely forsaken the arcade mode things or what?,But survival mode is practically the same thing +"And winning out with 4 to go and two division games is not a good situation to put yourself in. This was arguably the worst team we will face in the final stretch, we needed to win this so we could have insurance in the final month.",But they're the best worst team! +"Trolls are going to ruin the internet/world for everyone. Fuck them, I'm going to get some pizza.",Perv +"but hes suspended, what is there to 'shit bricks' about?","Well, he may score a hattrick in the games he can't play." +Seems like a gambing thing. I don't know if normal people had the habg of maths enough for rpgs.,"Yeah, Egyptians were known for their inability to do complex math or planning." +"One of the greatest Americans to ever live imo, so much respect for this man.",UMM idk about that have you heard of alexander hamilton or FDR? +:( Change train!!!,It's too late now...let's just accelerate and embrace. +Never heard of a soft rhyme?,Guess someone has never read Emily Dickinson.... +"When MLS tells the Republic that the expansion spot is ours, who in the Republic do you think will know before the public? Do you think the Academy people will know? Just the owners? Some of the higher up FOs?",According to this it's the merch coordinator that knows first. +"If you could make something that is bad for you good for you, what would you choose?","I can't drink alcohol, so I'd say alcohol." +This is a joke right?,Wow way to be a supportive guy. +In heck this is your job. Everyday. Every hour.,As long as you don't have to battle fat Chuck Norris for that spray bottle. +Soviets are Zombies Hordes,ENEMY AT THE GATES WAS A DOCUMENTARY! +"TIL I learned that I look down on people that prefer to purchase pre-built instead of building their own rig. I'm not proud of it, but I must accept my truth and who I am.",Sometimes getting a prebuilt that you know you can upgrade can be a better option for people on budgets. +they represent the fringes that have taken control and shaped liberal discourse. They take those same ideas with them to colleges where they become even more insulated as they are surrounded by the same ideology.,The absolute same thing can be said about conservative discourse to a much larger degree. +"In Alien 3, how Ripley knows that isn't just a random alien inside of her, and is a Queen?","Also, long gestating period." +The best of Warframe PvP,o.o people play conclave +7.7 magnitude earthquake off Chile coast,oh look a natural disaster on Christmas day what a surprise +Resident Evil 7 VR Support?!,We better pre-order. +f for the 1.9 helmet,F; RIP 1.9 Helmet +"Why Cantonese? Doesn't it have 30 or 80 million or so speakers, compared to Mandarin's nearly/more than a billion?","Cantonese speakers have historically had a larger overseas populations, and as everybody knows, rules already set in stone can't change!" +I actually tricked her into writing it lol. I asked her to write it so that I could hang it on my computer monitor at work. My brother and I actually both got this tattoo (his is on his chest) and surprised her with them :),That is so sweet :) it looks great! +Claws are sweaty,"Beak weak, talons are heavy" +"More precisely TSM values what they have in Biofrost over what they might have gotten out of Gorilla. My instinct is that TSM thinks Pray/Gorilla would at best be a rental, while Biofrost is a core member of the team and irreplaceable to its identity.",It's cause Bio is NA and don't think they want to kick out Sven +How long it would take if you need to change a cable in these bundles?,Just unplug the bad cable run the new cable and let the next guy fix that. +What's with the love emoji tho lol,I guess he wants to fuck the girl/guy who wrote it? +Fuck that piece to hell. And another reason why we have feminism. Thank god.,"To be fair, it's clearly meant to tell men what *not* to do if they want a happy relationship - so, red-pillers are recommending behavioural patterns that were considered unhelpful and even comically wrong more than 170 years ago, even though they claim that back in the olden days, men were so much better off." +"Cars 2??? The 2nd worst movie pixar ever made?? They just used the success of Cars to get merchandise out, Cars 2 was nothing like the original and lost everything good about it.",... +Charles Barkley on pregnant women and why he doesn't buy women watches.,CWebb laughing just makes it exponentially funnier for me. +I like how the treasure location is on the poster.,"Dammit man, now they'll be dismantling the Eiffel Tower!" +Olmerts proposal was bullshit.,"oh well, that settles it then." +"KAKAO FIX YOUR SERVER MY GOD! People, I mean a lot of people, are getting random disconnects, FAILED TO CONNECT when chosing a server....",YEAH MAN JUST HIT THE FIX SERVER BUTTON JEEZ WTF +batao kya original karna ? Ab ho he jae,Sati +and then become a Muslim and marry one more girl.,"In one comment, you turned from a Ghar Wapsi hero to a Love Jihad traitor!" +I'd say the artist spent most of their time on the jacket,Lord knows they spent no time on those Crocs +It's every husband's duty to have the snip,Fifteen years of carefree sex and counting make that 30 minutes and a weekend of being pampered well worth it. +Why does Mutsuki have girly eyelashes? Hes a guy! T R I G G E R E D,you forgot your +"True, but that was something done more for convinience than anything else; I doubt this has changed how many times people request per week. Changing how long chests take to unlock would drastically change game progression amd playtime. There's a reason Silver chests are the only chest that doesn't take a multiple of 4 hours to unlock (what I said in the first comment).",You misunderstood the post. +"Unless you have to pay tax, which some countries do.",Yep 60 for base 75 for both. +What are the most baffling mistakes made in the anime? **JUST END YOUR TURN JEAN**,"Yuma had his opponent in cowboy range like 8 times, **NOT EVERYTHING IS UTOPIA YOU LITTLE DIP$HIT**" +Implementing a Proactive Chat System to Solve Ecommerce Challenges,Is this about annoying chats popping up with awful sound when you just get to browse on website? +Marine diesels. Big diesel engines. MTU's marine diesels are also installed in Leopard II main battle tanks.,And France definitely won't like it when those Leopard II tanks are rolling through Paris. +I know nothing.,How's it going jon snow ? +Endless loop on DM,SPAWN CAMPER NOOB +"* Angie stabs Shuichi's boobs because Angie wants to be the only fanservice character. * You are now playing as Angie. You pray and ask God for his help in being saved. * Kodaka replies Nah, I cannot let you live because you seem like you are going to be a popular character. Plus, I kept the previous two tan, big-boobed girls alive. I am going to have to kill you off. * Angie dies. You are now playing as Kodaka.",Kodaka's boobs confirmed mastermind? +Local business permits to be released in just 1-2 days,crickets chirp +2 weeks R&R followed by 30 days ordinary leave after a deployment. I've seen it done before.,You might fly and operate bombers but you will never generate enough sorties to not be a nonner. +"The question is what is fake news, especially coming from a guy/group who thinks 3,000,000 people voted illegally.","Well, obviously he realizes that he's a victim of such fake news stories taking hold and wants to make sure he's better informed." +How to lose a game in lol I don't know,What is losing? +To everyone losing their minds over portable Skyrim...,What is this Skryim you speak of? +"Why do you like Counter Strike? I'm just curious and would love to get opinions different from mine. At first I liked it, but quickly grew bored with it after discovering DOOM (1993) and QUAKE (1996, CS granddaddy thru things like Action Quake etc). Despite having started playing these old games due to a shitty PC I'm a child of the 90s and have rediscovered a love for old school games and am feeling old when it comes to most newer games in the genre that I love, FPS. Anyway, I don't like CS because: It's not very fun to watch, IMO. Slow paced. It makes sense, it's THE tactical shooter. Movement while shooting is virtually non existent due to the nature of the game. All the guns as far as weapon mechanics are basically the same- hitscan with different ranges and rate of fire. IMO there's basically one gun with different handling. Conflict is over very quickly. Skill gap comes from power positions and reflexes over a very short period of time versus something like Quake where TTK is theoretically much higher and allows more player skill to shine IMO. But that's me. Why do you like Counter Strike? If you don't like faster paced shooters that are more arcade-y (CS is arcade-y but you know what I mean, traditionally arcades and no elements of realism/authenticity), why? Not saying you have to cuz you don't, different games for different people but I'm just curious. I guess that's why Minh le made CS- he envisioned a more realistic type of play. Thanks!","The running 1-taps, pistols, players with anime pictures and private profiles." +But this one is by far the worst.,Which means it's by far the best +Donald Trump appoints Ben Carson to his cabinet despite comparing him to a child molester,"Well, it's been a while since last US president was assassinated.. This one is not one yet but I am sure he is pissing off the wrong people.." +"I don't understand why you would give out free wins, it's competitive fifa and by doing that you take the competitive nature out. Goes against the mentality of competitive 'sports'. I wouldn't want to make top 100 if it would mean being gifted wins, wouldn't feel right.",Didn't know this was such a coveted league giving someone a win might tear them up from the inside. +"End of the Year Discussions Every year, r/games has discussion posts for all the major games that came out in the last year. I was wondering why r/boardgames doesn't do something similar. Was it something we tried before and it didn't work? Is there just not enough interest? Too many notable board games compared to video games?",Perhaps someone could post a top 10 list? +This keeps coming up as my lock screen... why?,Facebook playing a silent sound to keep itself open so it can track you +"You have no videos of the process, just bam here it is swapped.",Yeah man that's just a basic bolt on +If you're asking for my universal theory of sociology I'm afraid I haven't got one.,I'm asking for your specific theory about why the Inflation situation overshadows the Deflation. +"Selling a Flamingo Fugu artisan keycap, msg me here",thats alota pink! +Why Doesn't Time Flow Backwards?,"Now you can see the importance of time, it helps us make pizza, it keeps things in line." +"Received MWR Code that does not work, any help? Got Infinite Warfare with MWR included and... the code does not work. Any help?",Send me the code and I'll help you out +"If the person already has kids, though, that decision is made and cannot be unmade. No amount of politeness will make the comment appropriate.","Well, there are options...." +Ask your local Ohio/Michigan/Indiana transfer about OSU/UM/NotreDame. It will make up for all the time you lost not talking about college football.,Can confirm; am from Columbus Ohio. +My Black and White setup,That monitor mount is awesome +"Alternatively. Dear Valve, just ban 4-mans plz.",im hoping this is +What are these types of ceiling lights called and why do they look like this?,What is that type of ceiling called? +Is Truth Becoming Irrelevant to Conservatives?,The truth and reality are liberal propaganda! +Have handmade glass by me want lots of cash,hmm nice post title +A lot of them do bend like they don't have spines. lol,MsChif is the US is also known for her flexibility +"I'm guessing LJM? I know those two have a rivalry, don't know how UWE/Bristol get along but that's the other one I know off the top of my head.",Nah Uon and Trent. +So what did he do then?,Used his neighbors name and address and so on and so on...... +"To expand on this: squares are rectangles, so `Square` should be a subclass of `Rectangle`. However, if the Rectangle supports a `setWidth()` function, you're left with a difficult to answer question: how should `setWidth()` behave on a `Square` object? Changing the width of a square without touching the height turns it into a non-square, which is problematic. Immutability solves this problem. If `setWidth()` does not update its input and instead returns a new `Rectangle` object, then nobody cares that the original shape was a square; the new shape is a non-square rectangle, end of the story.",I'm new to OOP (learning Java) but wouldn't it be best to override the `setWidth()` method in your subclass so that it handles this behavior properly? +My girlfriend just sent me this image and asked is this a HDMI cabel?,"More importantly, what was your response ?" +Who pays the bill?,"Well, obviously not the black guy, he used up his luck getting the whitey" +I'm going to a lecture tomorrow focused on EMTs and emergency personell regarding cardiovascular and stroke care. What are some basic points I should be fluent in to make sure I get the most out of the lecture?,"Recognition, not so common presentations, treatment." +People with disposable income on what do you dispose them on and why?,I dispose all of my disposable income into a savings account for a point in the future when I no longer have said disposable income. +Post your 3 most mastered champions and let others describe you. Thought it was fun last time it occurred.,"Evelynn, Janna, Fizz :^)" +This guy's luck is insane. I can't beat that sort of luck...,This guy had a perfect curve and a 1-drop going first... +M'lady had me automobile and the trains were balls.,Your ass did not catch a mewto though +So basically Blizz just confirmed that they intend for Kharazim to stay a support mainly. I was hoping with the last round of changes that he'd maybe be classified as a multiclass and that he could basically become the posterchild of Talent diversity. A thing that really bothers me with healing on Kharazim is that Divine palm feels awful if you pick echo of heaven at level 16. That 3 second delay is huge and it fucked over so many of my palms that I just stopped using it completely because it feels clunky in my opinion.Besides that I find that his version of cleanse is not very good.,Everyone knows monks don't do damage +"We have a kid name Paulo Lil Monster in our gym right now...He's 140-150 lbs young kid and someone who didn't know who he was said I can tap that guy out, I'm 230 lbs. Nick knows EXACTLY how it turned out as he knows who I'm talking about. Ego's are everywhere, it's part of being a male. I just shake my head and move on.","I'd say it's not just part of being male, but part of being human." +Dog pulls off a crazy combo in a tournament!,"gee, never seen that combo before" +That made me feel all types of good,You can say that again! +Annie,Jared? +"Thanks for your answer. I've updated my build to the following. Note that I also updated the prices (in euro) with the correct once from my area and with components available to me I've picked a different CPU, MOBO, case and SSD. I have a 750 HDD already so im planning on installing that as well, together with another 8gb ram when I get the money for that I still picked the GTX 1060, and I noticed that you ran with the RX 480 - why is that?",Because the RX 480 is cheaper and has identical performance with the 1060 but beats the 1060 in DirectX 12 +"I would rather see BO3 groups before BO5 finals as well because of the fact that you can be out of the major from a BO1 which is bullshit, but I just don't like watching the whole of a major getting really excited for the finals when for the last 3 majors or so, every grand final has been a 2-0 that barely lasts over 2 hours. Not the most exciting thing to watch imo.",BO3 group's with a BO5 final means you get multiple group matches at the same time or the major goes on for like half a year +OT 0 fucks given,Someone needs to put the Knight Rider theme song under this video. +PSA: You can apply to join the CBT even if you didn't purchase a pack!,Application: Please include PIN number to bank account )))) +Russians in a Nutshell,The filler in my shell prematurely exploded during bull dozer scene at 1:00 :p +Hey do people in the Bay like Steph and Klay? I've always wondered.,"bro im a bandwagon i never been to the bay i put this in every comment where i call myself a bandwagon tho; i only started following basketball 2 years ago, and i have no team in my state, so i just decided to be a warriors fan, whether you think that is bandwagon or not is for you to decide, it doesn't bother me either way, i just like basketball" +oh dear,;) +"There are plenty of other games that have embraced power creep. It never goes well, and often kills the game. Magic's escher-staircase-of-power approach works a lot better.",Someone listened to this weeks Drive to Work podcast. +"I like how in the Kill Cam Pharah was like, wait...what happened?",Who did I kill? +You don't understand. We shouldn't be basing our opinions on deep rooted ideology. Instead we should pray to Jesus Christ and ask him to tell us the right thing to do.,We will pray away the carbon dioxide and Jesus will turn Flints water into... um actual water. +"Sure. Wait, how old are you? I only surgically mutilate gender-nonconforming 3 year olds.","Ah damn, I'm already four but I really want to be a trans pony." +Say No to Recount in PA,"Let them count, its nice to win again!" +"I heard that cigarettes are just bad in general. What is their purpose? Population control is the only thing I can think of and I'm a smoker, just doing my part.",And don't forget we look cool as fuck smoking em +"Yeah I'm certainly grateful for being Canadian after reading this. I was wrongfully arrested under a Form 10 earlier this year at my brand new place of employment. A girl downtown was in the middle of a serious mental breakdown not far from my building, and I matched her description. I was taken by uniformed officers, despite being composed, carrying documentation to my Board Meeting and obviously not a hysterical mental health patient. Cleared it with the police, went back to the office, had a laugh with my coworkers, kept on working.",What a hellish place you live in. +Can you elaborate plz,"I'm no expert but i think adderall and cocaine work on similar receptors, so even if you have no coke tolerance, there can be a cross tolerance between substances." +You're not a real gamer if you don't know these acronyms for upcoming games,"So much easier to belittle someone, instead of inform them so that they can get closer to being the apex of gamers" +#IcanonlyplayRookandIva,not my fault Iva and Rook are broken and by far the best in the game +A new solution for Trump and his team of billionaires: Ignore the law,"The white house breaks bad and goes criminal, next thing we know they will be dealing the meth they have been smoking." +Can you guys recommend any good books on options?,You mean like a picture book? +"Getting a t430 soon, is upgrading the processor to an i7 worth it? I see lots of people here talking about upgrading the ram, SSD and screen but what about the processor? How much of a difference does it make performance wise? Any madmen actually done it?",3610qm works fine. +What more do you need?!,"Speculoos, marzipan, toys... Not only does this Hungarian Saint Nicholas steal the job of the hardworking Saint Nicholas that comes from Spain, he is also doing a subpar job." +Turns out Ragnaros' ult is preeeeetty good,"Looking forward to him and that ult spamming QM for the next month straight, and first-banning him in every ban mode." +wait what,It's illegal to own a garden in New Zealand for personal enjoyment +"I like how his Lucio just skates by and is like wow, sucks to be you, bro",he literally turns around too to look down haha +Something something do you even troll bro something,Hurr durr someone disagrees with me and doesn't believe that wealth is something to be disparaged cause I'm not a retarded socialist so they must be a TROLL. +I'm learning German and I thought it would be easy. It's not. I need sticky notes.,"What are you talking about, the 27 different ways of saying the are super easy to remember!" +"I feel like big pharma has enough cash to build a weed farm pretty quickly and easily, same with most liquor companies though. Not sure why they don't just lobby and then go for it","Cause weed is easy to grow, they can't patent it and sell it for 4000% of the cost to produce" +Slow Motion Car Pileup in Montreal,Why don't they just hit the brakes? +you gonna pay me to continue to fuck your daughter or shall I find another one?,How do I apply for this job? +I wouldn't say this is a plus for walmart,fuck i dropped this +"4.4ghz stable on a 6600k with STOCK voltage, is this good? Do I have a really good chip or is this normal? Also, what have you guys been able to reach on your 6600Ks? I'm stress testing 4.6 @1.35 atm, but I think I can increase the core a little bit more at that voltage.","Eh its a bit better than mine, i get 4.6 @1.36, saddly i cant get 4.7 bellow 1.4v and im not playing that game I think its about average for skylake" +I have all of them.,"That's my fetish, knowing you'll struggle to satisfy all off your odd enjoyments." +Mickflynn39 is here?,lol +No.,Was just +You can get 840 easy from WQ alone. That will get you into English normal too,Yeah but it might be a little too low for French or German heroic though :/ +"A counterargument to that could be this: consider the world as-is with 7 billion people, vs. the world with only 3 billion people. There are the same amount of resources in both scenarios, so in the 7 billion world, the extra 4 billion people are mostly living in abject poverty and will never have a chance to get an education, access existing technology, or have the leisure time to invent something. Many of these people may have brilliant minds naturally but will be too busy struggling to survive with the limited resources they have. In the 3 billion world, there may be less people overall, but resources can be distributed better. So the number of people with not only the mind, but also the *resources*, to become a great inventor might remain the same.","So by that logic when we were actually at 3 billion, there weren't hardly any poor people..." +"With you, but I really feel like Amber could've conducted herself a lot better. Why is she so salty over Farrah's mans snapchat about her man? Isn't that between Matt and Simondeep?",She has to stand up for her man! +Man the next 8 years are going to suck for you.,I'm automatically voting for a guy regardless of what he does to the country because it makes other people upset and my life will be ok regardless +Ohh it's a Pro? In that case I'm not sure.,It's this product #: rz09-01301e20 +I don't think I asked it in the right way last time.,Oh.... I get it... +"Ok, so Com2Us finally got the monster list to stay where it is at the power up circle... Does that mean another 2 years before they do it for runes? I mean, not only do they scroll back to the beginning every time you sell one, but sometimes they've changed position in the rune box after you sell too. Did no one at Com2Us think of this while they were doing it to the power up circle? Or did someone step in and decide the game would be improved *only* by doing this at the power up circle, doing the same thing to another storage screen could not possibly have the same positive effect?",Runes will be much harder~ +What is the dumbest thing someone has tried to convince you was true?,"That they don't overeat, despite being obese." +"What is your preferred salt rifle? Salt rifle [noun]: The weapon that you pick up when you're pissed off after getting constantly sprayed to death with M60s and MP7s. Common ones include the FAMAS, BFG-50 and AUG HBAR.",Comfortably Numb +Half naked women get thousands of up votes; how many for our boys in blue?,"Dude, NSFW." +Dancing Lessons,wow 8/10 face 7/10 torso 1/2 legs +I wonder if she is alive and well today?,She died in 2015 +Probably looks like a Skinhead,Nailed it. +"Didn't we just have an election to decide if we were going to listen to people who knew what they were talking about, and it was decided that the experts can fuck right off?","I think you mean the elite run by the Illuminati controlled by the enemy of the world, the Jews!" +"Transformers 1: Optimus is a generally nice guy. Transformers 2: Optimus rips the face off of his enemies. Transformers 3: Optimus screaming that he's killing his enemies and violently executing a wounded enemy and old friend. Transformers 4: Overall hostile toward humanity, kills Frasier, and again screams that he's murdering his own kind. Transformers 5: He's now killing his own team. I mean...I guess its a natural progression for Prime.","Calling it, Transformers 6 is where he kills the entire human race" +Not if you play Fox :^ ),Christ lord this was supposed to be a joke post and I've been downvoted well that's reddit +"here we go again, android users hating on apple",But we are just stating the obvious +TIL there exists an actual punctuation mark to denote sarcasm.,Psshh...Im pretty sure everyone knew this already +Com2uS with the finest fuck you,Just curious what's the mon that died? +In what way is Tim Duncan a better player than Kevin Garnett?,In every way +Agent uit frustratie op Facebook - Etnisch profileren is mijn hobby,"Zie je wel, de pliesie heeft het op ons voorzien!" +Which part of 'last 2 centuries' did you not understand.,But... Mao? +"Opinione negative di zingari, musulmani ed ebrei in alcuni paesi europei","Wow primi in classifica, solitamente siamo in fondo alle classifiche" +That's great...,Kill him. +E infatti gli italiani fan la coda all'aeroporto per espatriare in Nigeria!,"Fanno la coda per espatriare in UK e Germania, esattamente come i Nigeriani" +"Non comic readers, Do you like Negan/thoughts on him?? So, I passionately love the comics and the show. Even this season... Even the slow episodes... SO. Ive been wondering, how so you non comic book readers(Like never read) What do you think about Negan? Do you hate that you love him? Are you shocked by what he says and how he speaks?? Soo?",I don't like how he keeps wives. +"Adam Sandlers best movie till date It has to be 50 first dates. It is funny, romantic, little emotional, basically a good romcom which holds up today. I was really surprised when I watched it. Also, it had a good soundtrack too. I rated 9/10. I didn't know, I would say this but Sandler did a good movie. Try to catch on dvd/tv or online if available, give it try, I am sure you will love it or try to love it.",Surely The Cobbler gets a shout? +"This is a good bill, I hope it gets reviewed and passed and not get any backlash just because the proponent has Aquino in his surname.","GRP got you covered there, but in fairness, Bam's actually hitting some of the right nails." +Well they probably only think he's a white supremacist because the left had been screaming that he is one.,What do you mean being loud about something doesn't make it true? +Meanwhile in Ukraine...,Adolf Merkel whitegenocide amirite guys +Don't let the alt-right hear you,But Merkel worse than Hitler muh white genocide +Typical tactical game. The mode for people who finds regular 10v10 destruction too hardcore.,You mean people don't actually like the arty and smerch and helo rush spam of usual 10v10s? +"True, but I think it's more fun to imagine the strange things that person believes. Maybe they think pansexual means just loving people all the time! Anything is possible when gender-attraction = time.",I thought pansexual meant you're attracted to frying pans! +You could have just come up to us and asked for a picture lol.,"Pretty shy guy (I'm one of the members from the group shouting next to yours), moreover, it would've been awkward for me there because there was a trap there that I know xD" +Strange how none of those welcome mats were triggered.,I bet frost was triggered tho +"32 ca dollar's for 24 33cl bottles? That exchanges to about 22 euro's, that shit is fucking expensive. Our cheapest beer sell's for 3,90 for 24 bottles. And premium pilsner which is always discounted at one of the big supermarkets sell for around 10 euro's. Including taxes offcourse.","Ah, the joy of a government liquor monopoly." +"Apple Watch sales to consumers set record in holiday week, says Apple's Cook",Good to see the cooking staff for Apple making statements. +"If life had cheatcodes, what would some useful ones be?","Noclip, some hot chicks would be at the pool, then they see some guy flying around, looking at their breasts." +Anyone have XP with weby?,"Tons, I buy from their brick and mortar shop often." +"Did he just say, funky butt-lovin'?",Hot-Ice! +"The problem being, of course, that this will change nothing. Hillary supporters will use this to validate their belief Hillary is healthy. They will accept it at face value unquestioningly and ignore the coverup, ignore that people lost their jobs for questioning her health just a week ago. Trump supporters wouldn't accept literally any evidence of her health, they want her to be sick and believe every word from the Clinton camp is lie. Literally nothing is changed by this letter.",TBF the news cycle has moved on to Bill's continued dicking +"Oh, BTW, I don't think Marx is assuming that *everything* is exchanged at its Value (as in every individual exchange), but rather that they are exchanged at their Value *on average*. (And, of course, by Value I mean the SNLT in a competitive market).","He mentions that these are to be taken in aggregate, not individual instances." +You guys keep your weird foot/leg voodoo on that side of the county line.,"I mean, we can't do anything about it...but hey if we can affect Dook with some of that voodoo fair game?" +Whatever three bikes could fetch me the most money in an auction or private sale so I could go out and buy more bikes.,Hey look it's the guy that wishes for more wishes +An artist's interpretation of Eleanor Rigby,"As amazing as this comic is, it just further enforces how incredible the song itself is." +No but you are being down voted. Take an uovote.,You are a true patriot! +The usual suspects; tall people!,"I knew they were all terrorists, now I know they're all slavers." +Yep. The way he interacted with the little girl when she left her toy and him staring at the coloring book were supposed to be little clues that only made sense after the big reveal. I don't think the cops were there because of him looking at CP necessarily as the phone call from mom revealed that but that the blackmailers called the cops on him for the crimes he committed in trying to prevent the video from leaking.,"Yeah, after the big reveal at the end, the scene where he helps the little girl is so much creepier" +"Eh, some tanks are picky/petty as fuck. Don't let it get to you. For the most part AOEing is good. It is the tanks job to keep aggro while dps AOE. *However* certain tank classes (like Gladiator/Paladin) have shit aggro generating abilities at lower levels, so that is something to keep in mind. Frankly, a DPS pulling aggro is more a problem for the healers. For tanks, it's more of a blow to their ego than anything else.",Also in low-level dungeons healers tend to have a LOT of extra headroom. +Phantom Foul Call of the Year by NBA referee Lauren Holtkamp,I think we can all agree that she isnt a good ref. +I think I am getting this whole being a dad thing down! Me and my son went pumpkin picking.,Can someone please photoshop his face as a carved pumpkin? +"Nothing wrong with having it, but both sides are responsible for it being treated as a binding referendum when it was a non binding referendum all along. You simply can't have a binding referendum on such a vague question as what this referendum was about. Assuming the conservatives would have actually listened to the result in this case, it would have shown the government that people are unhappy with the current status quo, and would have pushed them, to get more EU reform in the next few years to make people happy, maybe start some sort of negotiation to get a real leaving plan which could be voted on in the future. The way this referendum was held, sold, debated and followed up on has been a complete farce and a catastrophic display of incompetence, chiefly by the leadership of the Conservative party.","ah yes, reforming the EU Why has nobody tried this before?" +"We're all the stick, man.",Dude. +"Princess, Ice Wizard or Archers? Which one do you consider better in the actual meta? And in which conditions (I mean in what type of deck). Also which one fits better in a Hog deck?",Why not all three? +"Anyone else's parents trying to hook them up with girls right now? I guess it doesn't help that I don't share any info about relationships with my parents, so they might be getting the vibe that I'm a foreveralone. To be honest, it's mildly insulting in a way. Anyways, finals coming up so I guess that's a positive.",probs trying to find out if you're gay. +That's just them.,"They are extremely nice, I bet your boyfriend loves to play with them." +LeBron James Refuses To Stay At Trump Soho Hotel,That will surely put Trump out of business. +"Form check, I primarily threw righty but due to an injury started throwing lefty",Is that a NOVA club shirt? +Why even is this allowed,It is rigged like the elections. +"I found it very clear who the enemy was, especially when you watched the movie","Either way, seeing him first in Galdin made it pretty obvious." +Totally texting the wrong person after i haven't replied to your texts in weeks,"I know what dick, someone reaching out to another person you totally called that person on their bullshit." +No. since copyright stuff with blizzard. if there will be official blizzard servers then yes but if it will be servers like in the spring then no. if you don't care that you can get banned then please go for it other then that no. big streamers didn't stream it because of that exact reason.,D: damn +"Saving the economy solved a lot of problems, actually.","Most of the Millenials were kids or Teens back then, they cannot remember the economy from 10 years ago." +"I think you have things somewhat backwards. The MACUSA act the way they do because of the New Salem Society, or to be more specific the Scourers. The Scourers were a group of witches and wizards who acted as some level of government and police prior to the creation of the MACUSA. The problem came with the idea of who watches the watchmen and they ended up hopelessly corrupt. They routenly turned over witches and wizards to Puritan witch hunters for money and often turned over innocent muggles, knowing full well of their innocence. This wide spread corruption is what led to the creation of the MACUSA in the first place and they attempted to bring the Scourers to justice but many escaped by integrating into No-Maj society. Due to that American No-Majs are harder to fool than UK Muggles, so as a response the MACUSA has to be much more careful and harsh. This culture eventually resulted in a major breach of the international statue of secrecy when a No-Maj of Scourer decent managed to fool a witch into showing him her wand. He stole it and acted as a whistle blower on the whole wizarding world. This event led to the MACUSA passing a law called Rappaport's Law that strictly forbade any relationships either friendly or romantic between wizards and no-majs. Taking all this history into account it's really no short wonder the MACUSA act the way they do, once burned twice shy and the MACUSA got burned bad by the scourers. For the record none of this is theory, all of it was originally published on Pottermore.",But as we learned from I think the beginning of the Chamber of Secrets burning had no effect on Witches and Wizards.. +It's not like you were going to get anything good!,Another Oakshroom... woohoo... +Maybe they're not American and had no need to learn the difference?,Fun fact: The ability to determine an urban area from a rural area is present at birth. +LOL! Quad joule ult xD,hilarious and original.... +Special delivery! Anyone order a car in a sack?,That is not a car. +Not how it works,Teach me how it works please +Back to Android after My 4 year Apple DIET,First day Nova Launcher Fuigured out KLWP Modified Apex M pack +Rocket and Groot is entirely key framed,They're clearly animated in flash. +Hollywood Hacking - An IT Security Makeover,What a.... neat... advertisement. +"I got the impression that they aren't really sure how intelligent Jokaero actually are. They notice that they tinker with technology on an apparently instinctive level, but don't see them as sapient xenos so have no issue with them. They don't make landing on a planet and commence extinction of all animals that didn't come from Earth.",Like a reverse Noah's Ark! +Slow is not hard CC...,oh god im so sorry my whole point is incorrect. +"Hate timed exclusive shit in destiny, hate it in this game.",as a destiny player the timed exclusives don't really bother me; in the division on the other hand they really grate +man you guys are really getting picky now,Now? +How long is the Chevrolet sponsorship for?,The contract was for 10 years +85% upvoted this satire. The fuck is wrong with this sub?,A LOT +hes done more in 1 month as president elect than Obama has done in 8 years.,"Umm excuse me, you must have missed Obama's Jobs Summit!" +114 cases of sexual assault by Arab Muslim invaders. Only 14 actual investigation conducted,"Perhaps they can get them for not using a condom, like they charged Assange for?" +Legal Weed Is Hurting the Beer Business,What a strange coincidence that many of these pro alcohol lobbyists ect actively fund marajuana opposition +I'm pretty happy that I've gone this entire election cycle without ever learning what any of those meme-y Trump slang words mean.,We're all cucks now +Galatine 1.0 War 1.5 Galatine Prime 2.333333 totally not random numbers it's math,o.o +"Hi, yes he still does",what is his exact name then ;) just put it in ..... +very crazy caming motherfacker 550kg kill,mazzerfaker i come kill you +British? Sounded like a southern Irish accent to me...,As an American all those damn redcoats sound the same to me. +"I see it going your way, or a more optimistic way. The optimistic way requires a global revolution and rapid advancement to a Kardashev Type 1 civilization. Maybe I am wrong to hold my breath, but frankly without that hope I really have no reason to get out of bed.",In my experience optimism and depression are usually pretty tightly stitched together. +small note XD (the cursor) I play with the controller but the cursor doesn't disappear and it is annoying X( ... please do something ( make it disappear when we move with the controller ),Just move it off screen +GOP congressman: Clinton 'mentally impaired',Coming from the stupidest congressman in America +"Technically, you don't HAVE to stop.",just drive the opposite direction on a one-way and you wont see any traffic lights +"We call that being a sissie. Game on! Even if you lose all sensation to your arm! When you can't feel your legs, you keep pushing down W! If your hands stop working, head but your mouse/keyboard. Don't let your weak body stop your spirit. On a more serious note, get up and walk around from time to time kids. Don't be that guy who died from a blood clot because he was on a 8 hour game binge.",Only a casual would die from an 8 hour binge. +Finally he does something right... now if only he could fire Flynn too.,If you can believe an NY Times article +There's snow on Legacy,So this is why we got a new map +You had lockers in 4th grade?,"Yes, and they were actually inside of my classroom rather than in the hallway." +"Who would think there WOULDN'T be any new characters in Smash Switch? Even if it was a port then the other games speculate to be ports will have new content, so why wouldn't Smash? It's like a rumour saying 'The Switch can play new games', why wouldn't it play new games?",Nah I'm pretty sure it only plays ports +"Screw the boys in blue, how about this half-naked woman?",Im sorry but dwarven woman are the hottest on alliance and orc woman on horde. +Amusingly enough that's a problem in this sub. Usually posters recommend the same three mice without reading the needs of the OP.,I love when the post starts with my deathadder died and there's at least 10 comments recommending either EC-1/2A or the G403 +my penis can only get so erect,Tell me more about what your peen feels +What are the chances of getting three Mayor Noggenfoggers from 60 packs? I'm salty as fuck.,All Legendaries are chosen randomly. +CS:GO hacks: I is the night lurker,Your just butthurt that im better than you! +im sure he's not the only person that wants to take holistic approaches with meds. he genuinely thinks im hurting myself. im asking for a way to explain all this to him without him freaking out. and leaving someone youve been with for years isnt that easy to do. especially given my current mental state anyways.,Holistic medicine worked wonders for Steve Jobs. +That's a quality joke though.,don't you dare manlaugh you demiphobic transoginystic pig. +But does Twin Twisters negate?,"Can confirm that cismic cyclone negates, i stopped a monkeyboard search" +I consider southies more professional than northies in govt and private sector jobs. Again and again they prove me right.,They should go for independence - can be the better India? +"Dear Supercell **PLEASE READ THE WHOLE POST BEFORE COMMENTING** When I first discovered it, I was not too worried, and knew that it was just a way that Supercell wanted us to spend gems and upgrade our cards, but now, I feel it's gone too far and Supercell either needs to own up to it, or to get rid of it. What am I talking about, you ask? Rigged matchmaking. It's been a part of the game for a while, and most of the players in the higher arenas know it, and now Supercell is effectively lying to their players. I'm fine with the rigged matchmaking once in a blue moon, but seriously - low Frozen, and it's game over. Literally. I didn't conduct and official experiment, but I created a few different decks to experiment from. One of which had a Mini PEKKA, then I kept getting matched with people that had a Tombstone, Skeletons, and / or Archers. I then changed my deck to a Baloon-Witch deck, and then guess what I saw? Minion Horde, and then Tombstone again! :) YAY, RIGGED MATCHMAKING! I decided that this was enough evidence, but I wasn't just going to stop there. I changed my deck to a Golem-Witch-Furnace deck (yes, that's a thing) and for some reason I couldn't stop seeing Royal Giant decks. Anyway, I kept seeing Inferno Towers and Skarmy decks. Please, Supercell. It's ok to rig the matchmaking once in a while but it's become too much. And did I mention that all of these battles were done in a row, while I was on a loosing streak? I dropped almost to Builder's Workshop doing these tests, please make them worth something. Supercell, this is a great way to loose players. I'm going to take a break from the game for a few days and then come back, and see if I can win for a change.",I kept seeing tombstone and archers yeah that's super rigged like wtf Supercell literally unplayable +I bet the whole Big Nep is tiny gimmick is for the sole purpose of upskirt shots.,"Gee, I wonder why that sounds so familiar?" +The feet would be being able to get to the bottom to start to the top without dieing.,I think feat is the word you all are looking for. +"Can I still get the SRL shaders, emblem, armor through private matches with friends?",How is a private match going to be any faster than a public one? +"Instead of buying things that say they will donate to veterans, how about you just stop voting for war monger assholes who flippantly talk about nuking places?",YA YOU ARE RIGHT HE IS A TOTAL ASSHOLE FOR DOING THIS +??,Cox played better to get paid. +Atari 2600 Emulator in Minecraft,Why is there a naked guy with a fish-head lady throwing pepperoni pizzas down at another guy in clashy clothing on a highly unsafe platform sequence? +I'm glad we are working on calming those economic anxieties,"I'm glad banning abortion creates so, so many jobs." +Animatronic Chipper,**SCREAMING ON THE INSIDE** +"FCC Warns AT&T, Verizon That Zero Rating is Anti-Competitive",Boy can't wait for the FCC to go away so these great companies can give us amazing things.^^^ +Ah yes that makes sense,It will also be oliver's first love sight with felicity +"It's simple really. The vast majority of people know racism is bad, and don't want to be associated with it. That fight has been and gone. 'Actual racists' know this, so they're desperate to change what's considered racist, to make their views more palatable.",I'm just saying wot everyone's thinking! +"There is actually a similar (at least in the beginning) episode of Black Mirror. A guy needs money so he joins a medical experiment where they implant a chip into the back of his neck that reads into his deepest fears, which then play out in a virtual reality video game that the company is testing. It's creepy as all get out.",Mom! +Oh my God I am such an idiot. I read the title wrong.,Np :) +"Is this another case of americans thinking their scientific standards are the end all, be all of everything? there's a reason the rest of the world uses celcius. there's a reason the rest of the world knows the taxonomic distinction between animals and reptiles.","I think you continue to misspell mammal, because then yes, mammals and reptiles are different." +What's the problem with privatising emergency services?,"If they set Trump Tower alight, I'd be fine with that, but nnnnnoooooo, they had to set fires on Native American lands." +"Doesn't that kind of miss the point though? If the main characters of a series have nothing to do with a scene and event, isn't that a sign of irrelevancy to the plot?",True. +"What Wi-Fi chipsets have you had to install drivers for in Linux? I'm creating a neat not-so-little GUI/Command-Line app that will help Linux users install Wi-Fi chipsets. I know it's an annoying and tedious process to get Wi-Fi working so I started doing this. I've already done some of the basic stuff, but now I need a list of chipsets that need drivers to function. (by the way, I know it might depend on a kernel. Please post the exact chipset name and driver download location, you will be credited <3). Thank you :3",broadcom +"I joked about something like this a few months ago. Behold, the new Joyetech Ocular.",at least when the 510 craps out you still have a music player +Finland Breakfast,Adderall on the side and its a College Breakfast +Told my girlfriend i was spending it with my family. Told my family i was spending it with my girlfriend.,They are going to find out. +KSG at Capitol Clay's? Hate to be that guy bringing a tactical black bullpup with a red dot to shoot clays but I really want to run my KSG through its paces. Anyone know if they have any rules around the kind of shotgun I bring?,"26 inch barrel minimum, usually not strictly enforced when I'm there but a bullpup will probably not fly" +Me paso lo mismo. Se volvieron peronistas tan rapidamente que casi no me doy cuenta. Me paso igual con la Barcelona.,wat +Hopefully Fener pull a victory. I have more hope on them than us,they're already up one goal +I think you'll find the winners of the Master Race are Volt.,Clearly the master race is Vauban +Units from countries that have put vehicles on Mars,As if the people in the US who are actually smart uses the imperial system +Say hello to the TIME PERSON OF YEAR 2016!,Not like there was ever a choice. +How can i get either LVOA-C or FAMAS on PS4?,Random loot is random. +$12 for Sons of Anarchy?! I couldn't pass that up with all the love it gets on here and BGG,"Brilliant game, even (depending on your view) with/without the TV tie in." +So... Where do I get this valuable PvP loot?,Random The quest does not specify that you have to win 4 random BGs +"Ultron made the body, Stark made the intelligence that was placed inside of it thanks to Banner. Thor gave it power, but the Mind Gem gave it a greater sentience.",Yes but it was cgi that brought him to life +"I mean, if you didn't kill your target on your first clip or halfway through your second you are dead anyway. So what they hey, might as well make you more dead, right?","Exactly, apparently." +On the contrary every time I see a vegan post I I thought it no matter what it may be,That's how you learn and grow. +no theres no way. Unless you want to *cough*install Windows 10 mobile on your 928 unofficially*cough*,"thanks, guess ill go that route then *cough*i blame verizon for having a shitty phone selection*cough*" +Komen2012,"Ah yes, Kony's Invisible Children with Breast Cancer" +Not having the popular mandate doesn't suck because it doesn't mean anything. The Republicans are busy planning out how to improve the country while the Democrats are fighting the integrity of election process - something they scoffed at Trump for even suggesting.,Ok it does not matter +Journalism Professor Confirms People Writer's Accusations Against Trump,So the conspiracy was all these years in the making! +Your highest rated comment is now what you involuntarily scream when orgasming. How hot has your sex life just become?,Dan was the man! +You should be able to report it. No sure why that option is not there. I'll escalate.,"Happy holidays Larry , your the best." +"That used to be the case, no longer.","I'm just going by his twitter bio, haven't checked" +I'm gonna miss my dogs. But I'm glad they'll never have to lose me.,I can arrange something +"Camera crashing After i upgraded to Nougat my camera started to crash all the time. sometimes it does not start at all and other times it just freezes the phone and it reboots. I have tried to start the phone in safe mode and then the camera works. I would therefore think that it is a software problem rather than a hardware problem with the phone. I have then tried to uninstall a number of the apps i have on the phone to check if any of the apps would make the camera crash. So far i have not been able to figure out i any other app interfere with the camera app as it does not work properly. For some time i thought it was snapchat as the camera started to work after i uninstalled the app, however that did not last. Any idea what i can do next. My phone is out of warranty so any replacement is not an option.","Have the same problem, wiped cache partition, didn't help me much." +"True, but redundant.","True, but redundant." +"Top, jungle and mid talent in EU is looking super good from top to bottom on average. Top lane especially is looking sneakily good, so much potential for new and ressurected starpower. ADC talent on the other hand is looking by far the weakest it has looked in a long time, I don't remember if AD talent pool has been the weakest out of all the roles ever in the LCS era actually.","Zven, Rekkles, Kobbe, Veritas, Steelback + Hans Sama (Forg1ven optionally)" +The Weather Channel DESTROYS lying Breitbart! Get this to the top!,Someone upload this to PornHub Cute brunette absolutely destroys entire entire website staff +Down voted for use of racist pepe,"There's no such thing as racist pepe, it's a general meme that at one point was used by racist group of white nationalists." +Shapiro: Bring me all your hate.,He just needs to come to this sub and he'll get all the hate he needs! +Most Americans live in cities though.,And that's why we have the electoral college. +"The climb out easy mentality is a myth. Specifically if you solo queue. The assumption is that 1 can carry a team to higher tiers indefinitely because they're a great player. This game has proven you can't solo carry, but it helps to be good with a competent team.",All you gotta do is pull yourself up by the bootstraps! +She's directly and indirectly responsible for the death of people. Can we say that about Trump yet?,List these people off to me. +Future apparently doesn't do drugs. He's a fraud.,He does but it's not literally a gallon of ac and 20 bars a night like his songs say +Victim blaming!,White people can't be victims. +"... I'm sorry, has anyone seen my panties?","Seriously, that's the right way to my heart and to my pants." +Could only have been better if he'd worn the shirt.,Or used the hashtag! +No ...racist is a word to describe anyone who uses race as an excuse to deny someone their rights.,"For example, saying a judge isn't fit to perform his job because of his Mexican heritage." +"TIL when 50 deaf Nicaraguan children, who didn't know sign language, were put in a school together they developed their own sign language. Scientists are still studying the unique spontaneous appearance of language and its ongoing development and introduction of grammar.","So, wait ...we weren't just dropped off here by aliens ...already equipped with an absolute language that hasn't changed with billions of years of evolution ?" +Damn FBI making me do a comic when i should be drawing porn,"Well, that is a lot of money wasted." +Looking up and printing anime character pics so that I could trace them.,"What, as in find out where they lived?" +"I'm sure you're being sarcastic, but there definitely are differences. Otherwise trannyism wouldn't be a thing. They would be identical to their opposite gender.","Lol, yes should have included" +"Actually, in 1 Cor 11:2-16. Apostle Paul advised Christian women to wear veil or headcovering inside the Church. In fact, up until 50 years ago, it wasn't uncommon to see veiled women inside the Church. But of course, Paul aka Paulus being a controversial figure according to some Muslims. He's the person who's often being accused of altering and subverting Jesus' teaching by Muslims, thus FUI forbidding Christians to put hijabi woman on their advertisement. LOL",..... +My immediate thought when I read this. DNC is the party of slavery and Japanese internment.,"B-b-but guys, muh democrats and republicans swapped places." +"Curious, are you supposed to inform your passengers they're being recorded?","Not sure, but it's probably not much different than having a camera within a house and not telling guests." +"Doesn't sound like you need to worry about it then with that low time commitment, if anything the new system will favor you more since it wont be grind-based.","Got by Legendary backpiece in 3 Seasons without grinding, but how will decay *not* work against me now?" +Do they still count as an NFL team?,They'd probably lose to Bama +"As much as I hate myself for saying this, I'd like to see Brady win the SB and become the undisputed GOAT. I think he already is, but one for the thumb would seal it. Just please don't let us get blown out 45-12 along the way :(",Blasphemy! +Poll from Johan on Twitter - Would anyone be sad if we removed the concept of Sailors from EU4?,What are sailors? +Stupid question: can you take food on COTA buses?,"As long as you aren't eating it and it isn't nauseating everyone around you, go for it." +I call bullshit. No way Mattew Stafford did something this badass.,I mean he did get lit up immediately following that. +"When coldcalled, make your only response Whut? in varying tones. Once got to almost 5 minutes with an Indian guy from some insurance scam call centre before being told to f*ck off. Phone has been pretty silent since then. Alternate approach: Say Ok, hold on a sec....., lay the receiver down and see how long they are prepared to wait on the chance you're coming back. Good times.",[JollyRogerTelco](http://jollyrogertelco.com) +U.S. Still down. Midwest.,Still down: US Southeast. +"PizzaGate has not been disproven, nor publicly discredited, by a single credible expert in the national security or law enforcement world - or in any field, for that matter. Dismissals of PizzaGate have weirdly relied on hearsay, assumption, unnamed editorials and outright misrepresentation.",BUT BUT SNOPES AND THE REAL NEWS CALLED IT FAKE NEWS! +Hey grils im single ;],Seems necessary for your health that you stay that way. +"Yes but in the end the planet will continue to warm and humanity will suffer enormously and millions, maybe even billions of people will die. There isn't anything that anyone can do to prevent it. The children of those who prepare for the worst may live. So basically the warnings and the gloom and doom people are wasting their time. They should be preparing instead.","Billions will die that's a fact nobody talks about, nobody lives forever" +Alonso did roughly the same testing miles as Hamilton in the McLaren so I don't know what you are talking about.,Isn't it obvious that the entire problem with Nelsinho Piquet was not enough pre-season testing? +I hereby pronounce you Dr. Gains,Flair please. +"But like I consider myself a pretty good catch though. I'm hot, I'm young, I have nice hair, a good ass, great sense of style, i look good!",Hahahahaha you seem like the worst catch LMFAO +"I feel like because race car is some sort of sarcastic comment made to shitty car mods that are supposed to make a car look more race-y like glue on vents. If it actually is something on a race car... then isn't that just look, functional","I've always taken because racecar to mean no fucks given, it's a performance mod that works and I don't care if it looks janky as fuck." +I think you're spot on about the CurrentC thing. Apple steps in and (for a cut) gives corporations less data and fewer things to sell. Corporations rally and come up with cool! New! Nonproprietary!!! vapor ware that keeps them collecting and selling data. CurrentC may be DOA but I still can't use Apple Pay at Target. This will not end well for people.,But reddit says competition is *always* good! +HEY AJ ITS SEAN MATTHEW ID LIKE TO HAVE CONSENSUAL B2BS IN UR APARTMENT SOMETIME but srs i can vouch for this guy he is a great producer and a great performer,hey sean have my babies +"Don't worry, even at Grandmaster rank roadhogs still shoot into deflects.",That's comforting +"they all look kind of the same, man.",That's spacist. +Hokkaido had a now hiring sign posted recently.,Awesome that's actually on my list of places to check out on Friday +"Well then why not reduce the tournament to 16 teams, straight knockout? It would be much more interesting that way.",Let's give them all a handicap of 1 goal when they play Real or Barcelona so you can feel entertained. +"It's not a generalization, these people are real: Alex Jones, Pizza assault rifle guy, lunatics vandalizing ESP, and on and on. They were laughed at and on the fringe of society before Trump.",Ya good call nothing bad happened pre-trump and the whole world is committing crime post trump +The 9/11 mattress sale,I lost it when they fell into the towers +Azys Lla has verticality on those islands? I'd say Churning Mists is more annoying. The former had no aether currents either.,"In the northeast corner, when you have to enter caves and can't find the entrances at all..." +Human walks into spiderweb with no spider..,Human walks into a bit of hair that they THINK is a spider web.. +Quick & dirty ESF montage | Special thanks to youtube for the horribad compression,really enjoy the music :) +Alberta plunges 18 spots on global ranking of the best places to invest in oil and gas,Oh THANKS NOTLEY. +You and me both. I am hollow atm. Dunno what I need to fill it with.,Drugs. +"COULD BE WORSE, MY BOTLANE WENT 0/23 AND BLAMED THE JUNGLER.",HOLY SHIT THAT MAKES ME APPRECIATE MY 1/8 RIVEN +Yeah like buy his albums or something.,Let's not get carried away here +"usb c if big if everything else apple made started using usbc so i wouldn't have top use lightning, usbc, usb, and many many dongles.",Huh? +Wisconsin recount is working well for... TRUMP! Results so far show it was The Donald who was under-counted in the contested state,"Pay no attention to the 100,000ish who likely got denied ballots on ~~ejection day~~ Election Day." +I was assuming a word of mouth type of service business with some sort of single piece of heavy machinery (that should never have been purchased!) taking up the blunt of the debt. But yeah those are very good points. I guess it really depends on what this business is.,Probably bounce houses +"LPT: When lending a pen or marker hand it over without the cap, you are much more likely to get it back","LPT: When lending a marker always lend it with the cap on, so it doesn't come back at a later point all dried up." +I wish there was. Strange WWE don't do more Iron Man matches.,They should introduce a PPV called Iron Man +people should be upvoting this comment. Cammer speeds up (or going usual speed) but then slows down to block the blue car. Look at the gap in front of cammer. Cammer could have continued to going his speed and blue car would have crossed behind cammer. Cammer was pretty shitty.,"Clearly, the cammer not allowing the blue car in is total justification for ramming his vehicle and putting everyone else on the road in danger of death....clearly." +Every time I take a bath. Never any privacy.,Yeah because everyone can relax in a bath with a cat or dog going crazy on the other side of the door. +"Man, Col shoulda saved some strats for Unity.",You don't think first pick WW was a stat? +And it's pretty great in the UK,"Yeah, the UK hasn't significantly stepped up their invasions to privacy and limitation to free speech lately..." +"Oh, sorry then Relay has a built in filter option.",Welp shit thanks for the help tho. +I doubt that is for SL. Why would a woodland creature be in SL?,Oh idk it's not like they're talking animatronic animals or anything +"Somehow this has to be whitelash right? I mean, this is CNN the holy after all. They heart blacks.",dats racist! +Yasuo 1v4 Quadrakill,You missed a cs at the end 9/10 +"almost lvl 50, wooden base, army of dinos... now what? just added 2 raptors at one time to my collection of carby, carno, perasaur, and trike, i have a modest wooden base surrounding my house (wooden) around LVL 43 and wondering what did some of you guys do around this lvl to level up or what animals or areas did you finally go explore? I'm chitined up and ready for suggestions! Any information would be greatly appreciate please and thank you!!!",Get a T-Rex and start chomping on things :) +I don't understand the point behind climate change deniers. What's the goal there? What possible reason would people have for lying about the planet heating up?,It's to stop the (((globalist))) agenda +LETS FUCKIN GO BOYS WOOOOOOOOOOOOO,You know what the question is You know what the answer is SHIT'S ON FIYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH +"Donald Trump Picks Scott Pruitt, Ally of Fossil Fuel Industry, to Lead E.P.A.",Wow-I guess that meeting with Gore was real productive! +classic Bergy so dirty smh,"What a total goon, can't believe we'd ever sign him" +more good news... puhliz..,"nope must spread bad news, other group do it, we must not lose against them" +"There's not a single character I fear being near as much as Mei. I don't care to turn around and see a Reaper. I don't care to turn a corner and see Zarya. If I peek out and there's a Zen on the point tossing his balls straight at my face, I'd smile in relief that none of them are this porcine bitch.",But noooooooo she's not chubby that's just her clothes! +Trump unleashes tweet on Carrier union boss who blasted him,I can't wait for this level of micromanaging in my life! +It's possible. You just have to not buy things... like food.,Obesity epidemic solved! +That's unlucky,At that point all you can do is just laugh +I think you mean immersion. Emersion is the opposite.,Guess they forgot to turn off the emersion +It's because some asshole didn't like masturbation. Just unlucky that this asshole was rich and that people listened to him. Screw you Kellogg.,His reasoning was laden with religion though. +inb4 lady sues school system for not allowing gator into preschool.,"From the look of that picture, I suspect public education is not high on the priorities list." +nerd bullying don't real. just a cover to pretend PoC aren't oppressed.,"Yeah, I remember the good old days in junior high, when we nerds would put on our black shirts, salute our _Duce_, and stomp fat black lesbian trans-queers." +They don't call me the exorcist for no reason,I'd Baphonut in her +How to not be blatant cheater 101,All you need is 12 HE's nbd : ^ ) +Socialists who argue that one need only look at history to know that capitalism requires a state: what does history tell us about socialism?,"No, no, no, we just didn't try hard enough!" +Messi does this like every game... Although I understand this looks amazing from a madridista's point of view because they just watch Penaldo lurking around the penalty area.,Lmao dude how did this even cross your mind...... +You mean to tell me that they all got cancer from the asphalt?,"Well the state requires me to tell you that, so yes." +Please explain to me 1. How are these not ethnicities and 2. How do you know what's on my birth certificate?,"My birth certificate lists Texas, Nashville, and Europe as my race." +We aren't constantly trying to find reasons to say we're superior to others.,We're constantly trying to find reasons not to. +Swiftly ending it means I don't want to spend a lot of energy so I finish the confrontation quickly and decisively. I'm not about trying to fight someone for more than a few minutes or giving them an opportunity to get up and pull a knife or a gun. I don't use excessive force nor do I strike after someone is down unless they continue the aggression. How is this retaliation again?,"Always kick them when they are down, they are closest to your foot then." +Just some Canadians shoveling some snow.,"As a murican, you needs to train your Mexicans better." +"Sure about that? You may think Obama's awful, but he's no James Buchanan.",Who? +The reason The Matrix's (1999) still holds up 18 years later is because they did so much of the action and visual effects for real.,That was 18 years ago... A legal adult... Time is a son of a bitch. +Riff raff Skip rat I don't buy that,If only they looked closer... +"That article said police were aware that the fight might happen, but were held up at another school because of a machete attack.","Yeah, that's really plausible." +Blimey. Was it fun though?,You bet your ass it was lol but I seriously regret it big time now +Welcome Back Wildturtle,That's his golden chance to pop off if he still has it in him since TSM would actually give resources to bot unlike IMT. +Can anyone explain this? - 1 shot kill at round 33,eagle eye fate card wtf dude get off this sub lol +more fake news,"I bet Soros is stealing the ice and telling China to hide it, right?" +"No cases, no screen protectors.",#hardcore ...... until it cracks and breaks XD +You are now forced into a hand to hand deathmatch with the protagonist of the last movie/tv show you watched. How fucked are you?,John Wick +It's caused by virus not bacteria.,Well I'm sure you're fun at parties +I'm sure they push back profits for no reason.,Atlus hates money! +So if you protect yourself with adequate contraception you should just take an emergency pill just in case contraception fails? Because otherwise how exactly did you have a chance to take plan B if you believed (as is likely) that you were safe since you used adequate contraception?,"Yeah, but don't worry about the fact that the Plan B pill costs $45 a pop, I'm sure every woman can afford that every time they have sex." +Which is why I would much rather people stop taking Mocha's content and putting it in this sub. FFS even Leni doesnt want to touch it with a ten foot pole.,I want to touch Mocha with a ten foot pole. +(stolen from r/wow) Friday nights in 5.0,So... Stop being a clicker? +To those saying the new Macbook touchbar is useless | credit DemiPixel,gg wp no re +"huh? we did we think about league of legends when we were having a discussion on god? hey! who here has the error! who's causing the error here, SELF.exe?",Title talks about lol God +"If we select Magmar as our buddy in the new Buddy System, eggs should hatch more quicker. In the original Pokemon games, Magmar has the ability called **Flame Body**, If you put a Pokemon with the ability Flame Body on your first slot of your party, eggs will hatch more faster.",Original games +"Tbf I lived in England from 1987 to 2009 and saw snow maybe one day a year, some years never and one day in June.",AL GORE WAS RIGHT! +"Man this story is really being pumped for all that's not worth. Muslim civil wars in Libya, Yemen, Syria killing hundreds of thousands but let's focus of all our attention on Burma","You're right, I've been hearing nothing about Yemen, Syria, or Libya at all." +"The major issue isn't a criminal case, it's that this news is probably going to piss off the Cuban refugees in Florida, a major swing state.",And there's also the horrendous optics of a law and order candidate flagrantly violating the law *again*. +Blah blah super battery. **When does it get in my phone!?**,Galaxy Note 7s already implemented something similar to this +With a win tonight Bill Belichick can tie Curly Lambeau for wins as a head coach.,"And he did it fair and square, no cheating." +Thank you for not calling them fans.,I mean isn't like there are fans of besiktas anyway +Amnesty Groups Fight to Hide California Gang Database From Trump,Because violent illegals have a right to remain in the USA doing their dirty business +"That's what it seems like. I double checked the archive of hillary emails and nothing shows up from her to obama except two message, which look like memos. One about a speech and one about a trip to mexico. Definitely missing some",We are missing the email exchanges about their yoga schedules and recipe exchanges +"Over $20,000 raised for Black Guns Matter movement",All Guns Matter. +The OP has the UK visa which has nothing to do with Schengen :) It all depends on the citizenship of the OP.,He's egyptian +I cheat in Skyrim.,stop right there criminal scum +"Imagine if the card said Evade. This evasion attempt uses W instead of A, and nothing else. They don't have to tell you the results of succeeding against an Elite enemy because that it is resolved like a regular evade.","You are right, I had a mindslip :)" +KRUSTY?,"Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos" +"Can I run Overwatch on my PC? I play a decent amount of OW on console, I'm like 2900 SR and I have a ton a fun playing but a lot of my friends play on PC. I have a AMD A10-7400P processor with R6 Grpahics card, and 8GB of RAM on Windows 10. Would I be able to run OW on like, medium-ish settings with a decent FPS? I can play games like CS on medium without much trouble.",I don't know much about AMD cards but OW graphics are more demanding than CS graphics +"Facts for those who dispute man-made climate chage: co2 is a greenhouse gas Historically, when co2 went up, the planet warmed. We are producing a lot of co2. We are eliminating much of the plants' and oceans' ability to remove co2 The earth is getting warmer. Now, taking all of those into consideration, there's only one logical conclusion.",but it still snows +"If you don't think Donald Trump is going to put his feet up on that table, then you're going to have a bad four years.","Bless your heart, you are an idiot and not from T_D otherwise you would know this is about celebrating Trump." +Plot armor didn't help Kamina or Kitan.,Not even plot armor can withstand Yoko's kiss of death. +"No, it ends with thunderous applause.",Beat me to it. +Maybe all of you guys should realize GOP and Democrats all go to the same parties....,"Yep, they're all neo-liberals now." +I'm PCTing off lol,What's a pct? +I forgot there had been some rumours... :-),It would go some way to explaining Sauber using the older Ferrari engine. +I'm sure you'd also support a 4000 crore Tagore statue built by Mamta then?,wut +You assumed something... I just know it. ##REEEEEEE,"Hall of fame shitpost, lad." +"I just dropped from Plat 5 50~lp to silver 4 0lp AMA Yes, I am salty. 5-5 placements",Do you see any difference in the skill level of those players? +We made it quickly. A lot of people seem to enjoy criticizing it though,"Yeah, FUCK THIS ROUTE!" +Yes it doesn't really count for a deck with no card draw at all but for a combo deck such as a Miracle Rogue using Pirates it's **much** more relevant.,"I don't know how to respond, as you've ignored my entire post and acted like I simply disagreed with you when I was only making the point that you were overstating his benefits." +"I leveled down a windmill watching it crumbling down, while a friendly scout was running towards it. When it came down, scout turned, looked at me, shot a bullet at me and left :(",You did the right thing. +any comment and feedback will be appreciated,"i really like this, but i feel like a few things were distracting in this picture especially the bag" +Avkriminaliseringen kommer,Den norske Duerte kommer. +Nice,nice +Free coffee.,I respect that +Watched new trailer and i realised the second time im watching THIS ISN'T JAQUES,Alliance Capital Ship. +One interpretation of that phrase is that the kettle is chrome plated. Thus the pot calling the kettle black is only the pot seeing it's own reflection.,Or the phrase is based in racism and bigotry and you're just too privileged to see it. +"According to my father, all the racism in the past 9 years is Obama's fault. I was speechless.","Fucking Obama, he shouldn't have been born a black guy." +Yeh like when Cutler tore his ACL or MCL? They called him a quitter. Like Jesus Christ,Psh he has another leg. +Perfect example of what's wrong with pvp at the moment.,Working as intended +Ever want to force the console to its knees? 1. Get unlimited remote grenades 2. Get invisibility 3. Go to Egyptian level in campaign mode 4. Go to area inside building (pyramid?) with long hallway and two pairs of stairs 5. Stick 30 grenades on wall (they stack and stick out a few feet) at one end 6. Wait for patrol to near 7. BOOOOOoOOOOOOOoM 8. Enjoy 2fps whilst patrol cartwheeling through air 50ft over both flights of steps,"Ehh, 2fps is perfectly cinematic" +"Are you trump militants capable of making one single statement without mentioning CNN, Hillary, or liberal? Seriously though. Every. Single. Time.",That is exactly what a Shillary cnn libertard would say +"Just like everyone else at the time, he probably didn't have all the information to make a strong, informed opinion about it. That's fine, I don't blame him for it. But he keeps going back to I was super duper totally against it! I knew it was going to be a disaster!. That's not even close to the truth.",They assumed the president wasn't lying about WMD. +All I see is the SWBF Rogue One map in Battlefield.,Look it has pixels it's literally Battlefront! +"I'm from NC originally. I expected Texas to have much hotter summers, but I did not expect Texas to have hot summers that stretch into November. Moving here made me realize that I am not a hot weather person at all. Well, at least not for half of the year.",This weather isn't even hot lol +When asked why she wanted to work here.,So insane! +I wouldn't mind,You's some kinda gay or summin? +"I was behind it, I don't have a plate on the front, lmao",Can't see the plates if ya doin a fat nooner +But I thought they were just a group of hateful misogynistic chair throwers?,That also caused clinton to lose the general because bernie is a selfish asshole who attacked clinton while clinton laid off of him during the primary! +thats beyond smurfing... that's just being an asshole,except when izakoo does this he's amazing ... +Cowboys fan lays it on the line with Super Bowl 51 Champions tattoo.,Hmmm well this is knew. +"Any place that serves peanut butter burgers? totally random question, just wondering if there was a place here that served them.",Try Belly Acres in Midtown or Mugshots in Cordova. +"I love that some people still actually think a wall is going to be built. I don't care who or for what reasons people support Trump. So be it, it's opinion there is no right. But the fact they BELIEVE that 100s of billions of dollars are going to be spent to build and maintain a wall when we have a country already in a multi-trillion dollar defecit just really makes me wonder how fucking stupid people can be.",Yeah but how can we have a country if we don't have boarders? +"Anyone see the keyboarder on Brock's stream? YouTubeBrock was just in the 2v2 UMG finals against Mutex and beat them pretty easily first map. 2nd map comes around and mutex's partner very obviously starts keyboarding. On the third map there was a kill cam that showed mutex's partner take two swipes to turn around to kill Zaptius. Kinda pissed me off watching it, I've always been a fan of Brock's and really wanted to see him win his first gold but instead he lost to a keyboarder.",Holly is the most notorious keyboarder in the community +Am Indian. Can confirm. Hate all of you.,Did you just assume my race? +"Oh, boy. When I was younger it seemed all of my mom's relatives lived with us, and for years. One of my uncles lived with us for ages, but he doesn't even talk to my mom anymore. She was way too generous to them. People say being nice is its own reward -- that's what leeches say! Fucking leeches!",You obviously inherited your mom's generosity! +...and everyone else with more than a high school education.,That attitude is why Trump won. +Eh. No one really. Everyone has either stayed the same or done worse (or been too injured to show improvement). We have a lot of new faces as well.,"The closest thing we have is Fales, because at least he has come back onto our roster." +"Is it just me or has her hairline changed? I don't know how to explain it, maybe it's just because her hair is in a bun. This whole video is ridiculous, there's literally 4 minutes of a 10-minute video full of fake shock at the chicken fillet before she uses the damn thing and then she is surprised that essentially a plastic bag with fluid-like filling is not blending her foundation...yes, because you just cut out some *tit chicken fillets*?? The bar could not be any lower for content creators anymore. And in the end, she likes the finished look? Well yes - if you use brushes for the rest of the look, it will obviously help blend in the foundation underneath. Maybe I'm being a pernickety asshole but I'm still going lol. You can use a bloody chicken nugget to apply foundation - it won't look good but you can. But just because you can, does nooooot mean you SHOULD. But anything for views and hilarity AMIRITE?!?! SO RANDOM!!",I don't know why but I laughed so hard at tit chicken fillet +"Wireless keyboard and mouse for gaming? Looking for a wireless keyboard and mouse for couch gaming. Is it possible without lag or am I better off with USB extension cables and a good regular set. Suggestions appreciated, thank you.",For a wireless mouse i would go with the logitech g900 or g403. +"Which TV series did you enjoy initially, but left you disappointed you as the series progressed?",ITT every show +Kat von D teases Pastel Goth palette,Expected release date: Spring 2019 +"Lawmakers propose new state, Liberty, in east Washington",What an original post. +Freddie Mitchell found out McNabb hated him from strippers,I upvoted every comment in here except ones with redskins flair ... +"Would you fuck Mensch, lads?",I would. +Major banks consider raising variable interest rates again leading up to Christmas,Merry Christmas everyone! +Good guy Bowman.,I love this dude. +"Thanks for your patience, all. We're actively looking into this! Hard resets are effective for some, so please try it as a first step. Hope to have more for you soon.",Would be awesome if it were fixed before the weekend if possible... +"It's all on Netflix, even the movies, at least it was all up last time I was a member.",The movies are not on Netflix. +*in french*,Born in Bwoah-deaux +Ahh you beat me to it by miles lol,Sorry ;) +Do you know what a epidemic is? Do you need Google?,"Only 25% of people got the disease, it's not an epidemic." +it must be awful to be so oppressed,"shut up i have to pay TAXES, you have no idea!" +Am I the only one who wasn't a fan of how the drew Anti Monitor for N52?,"His new look seems straight out of an X-Men comic, which is weird." +"I wouldn't say that. They cleared Ray Rice to play again. Goodell is to busy enforcing fines on people wearing different cleats, or doing touchdown celebrations to notice someone like Briles. Priorities you know.","To be fair, at least Ray Rice didn't do something *really* bad, like smoke pot or something." +"How long did it take you to get into the Witcher? I really want to get into the game but I really can't play it, I don't like the combat in the game, this Is coming from a souls player",I played like 5-6 hours and put it down for a few weeks because it didn't grab me and played a few more and then just couldn't put it down +You guys are good... Wyoming is good... I think I've had enough football for this year.,Don't forget Kentucky +Tell me more,You need to know the secret handshake before I can discuss it with you. +Hey we are bigger than the Vatican City and that's a whole country!,"It's also a city, the whole country is one city, mind blowing, isn't it?" +Yeah I agree it'd be a dick move to resell for sure. For a while I would donate my kids old stuff to my brother for his kids till I learned he actually sold off some of the more valuable toys on Kajijiji (it's some Canadian Craig's list type thing). So not only did he take from me but literally took things his kids might have enjoyed like an awesome train table. It sucked most cause it was his kids that ultimately suffered.,"Some Canadian Craigslist type thing I am Canadian, but thanks for specifying for other readers who may not know XD That's just despicable though :(" +RUMOR: Fowler doesn't want to play for Matheny/Cardinals Culture,That's weird because he's a cardinal now +how do i give my account away? i need specific step by stepninstructions thanks,"idk for others but if u have icloud u can login with recieving device, download pad, then it should let u recover the data from icloud" +"What I meant is that the game seems to run with it. Even in the northern regions where it's constantly snowed in nobody cares much about heavy clothing. Heck, there doesn't seem to be that much heavy clothing at all considering the climate, and I could recall maybe one person who was mentioned as dying of exposure and the wording was ambiguous as it could have been a disease instead. Everybody probably could burn magicka for heat or something.","The cloaks adds a sense of warmer clothing, as does wet and cold imo" +Recon Vs. Tank,Tea-bagging is tacky as hell. +The college rape crisis has been disproved? You're trash.,What a brilliant refutation. +"I gave a bj to my then bf, now husband, on the back of a bus in Tokyo.","Based on my cultural study on xvideos, this is normal" +"dude theres a lot of factors here. are you old, are you ugly, are you a condescending racist? dude this post dont mean shit",Keep the myth of internet hospitality alive +Android or Apple? what do you choose and why?,"I had an iPhone and hated it, so now I use Android." +"Perhaps, but compared with Trump she might as well of been freaking FDR.",FDR was an elitist establishment politician that was a warmonger. +Or Odell Beckham Jr,"Odell with Stafford, mmm" +Jimmy Butler's streak of 20-point games ends at 15. Butler scored 13 points on 4-for-14 shooting.,Wait but I thought Kawhi wasn't a good defender anymore? +"Nothing new about that, it's just like a keyboard. That's one advantage, yes, but a lot of hitbox users say 360s, 720s and even half-circles harder, for example. There's also the fact the hitbox has smaller buttons and you have to use both hands for combos. The steep learning curve (and very high cost) are only worth it if you find them more comfortable, because if there's any significant advantage over regular sticks and pads, the results don't show it.",Wow that wasn't circular at all +"And like that, he's gone","Round and round he goes, where he stops...nobody knows!" +Bad news - video evidence uncovered that proves Donald is a Nazi,Devastating news. +Maybe you need to ptfo and take out the people raining down this explosive fire. You realize sitting in the capture point doing nothing isn't really ptfo?,...but I'll lose points if I don't hug the flag. +"I'm pretty sure it's AI, or whatever you wanna call it. Some kind of feedback system anyway","The word you are looking for is autonomous AI would mean they robots are learning/adapting, but they really are just line tracking." +not sure why you were downvoted for speaking the truth,Personally downvoted for his username +nganu... buang makanan itu memangnya Islami ya?,"as long it's for the good name of islam, they got angel backing them up" +"Per capita, not in dollars.",Dont be silly China doesnt use dollars +"I'm not trying to shit on the Spider-Man trailer or the big reveal on The Vulture, but is anyone else a bit disappointed that the Vulture looks so robotic?",I was hoping he'd be a mutated man-bird hybrid. +It's ok. I'm not vegan because I buy my cats regular cat food. Which is what is recommended for them to eat. Lol.,How dare you imprisoning animals in your home for your entertainment! +TFC's Osorio goal vs. Philadelphia Union,Altidore asking for a penalty without realizing his own teammate knocked him over +Just because you're shitting doesn't mean you should be shit posting.,Don't tell me how to shit. +What do people assume about you?,My gender +Thanks! :) Maybe I'm just rapid cycling.,"You aren't rapid, there's just a range of normal." +Who needs logic when you have Ray Comfort!,"Since *some* things are obviously designed, *everything* must be obviously designed." +How to make Youtube views go up?,Definitely do not buy followers from BuyRealMarketing. +"i can do that, i be on within the minute, i do the geodude",Adding you now +-104 points after 1 game my rank is gold 4 and after winning 3 to 4 and getting to 2932 points i play one game and lose 104 at once. i would like to know why the fuck does that happen and what are the factors,"B-but its still in Beta, and you are not forced to play Ranked" +Suggestion: the hostage doesn't count as a tk if the enemy is escorting them. All the same rules apply but it won't class as a tk if you kill them. I mean if they have it your probably going to lose and if you kill the hostage you've lost the round but the dynamic changes once they have them and for that second it's an everything or nothing situation.,"Yeah, this is an issue, heck, its an issue way bigger than Hitdetection, bugged hitboxes, potato servers etc." +"I bought the cleanest NB Miata on the region and fucked up hard I have accidentally partially switched into reverse gear, the revs went up and half a sec later I got into 6. Now when I go into reverse it's like neutral. How hard have I fucked up? What is the damage? What parts will I need? btw I owned this car for 8 hours. I'm so fucking unlucky.",Reverse is unneeded when you live a quarter mile at a time fam. +"Before the pitchforks come out. Let it be known, I'm not a supporter or defender of Trump. How quickly people are to jump to conclusion. There is no proof of Russian hackers. This is all speculation and media sensationalism. Please stop suffering from selective memory. How good was that judgment of Intelligence professionals and U.S. agencies when they were so sure Iraq had WMD...",Not sure why down voted... +Tobias Fate Doing Tobias fate things ONCE AGAIN,geshion +What's the biggest lie you have ever told yourself?,"This time, it's going to be different" +I do: Moisturizer Primer Eyeshadow (usually cut crease) Winged liner Fill in brows Mascara Foundation Concealer Powder Contour and matte highlight Shimmer highlight Lipstick (I prefer matte to lip gloss) Setting spray Yikes... I should probably tone it down. The makeup is so expensive jesus christ do you know how broke I am from all this stuff? Maybe I should have chosen a less expensive hobby,Tisk tisk...all that money could be used to pay for ~~pedophiles~~ the world wide work. +This is the same OP that posts all the links to Sochal Faal even after being told extensively about the source. This OP seems to ONLY post disinfo.,I've berated OP several times over posting sorcha fail bullshit. +"Over 42,405 People Want JonTron to Host a Presidential Debate",I'd like a meme-off between Jon and Trump. +The bottle of pepsi I bought yesterday is now all of a sudden 150 litres. Nice.,So you bought a 15 litter bottle of Pepsi? +"Snow???? I am waking up getting ready to head in to work from Surrey into Vancouver and there looks like there is no new snow. What happened? Is it all downtown, in the mountains?","It's a comspiracy between the Road Salt Manufacturers of Canada, the Snow Shovel Wholesalers and Retailers Association and Environment Canada to profit from your hysteria" +The last thing you bought grew 10x in size. How fucked are you?,So much Chinese food O.O +"How about I_rape_little_boys_and_kill_them_afterwards, that also a silly username, right? Ah, well, it's not a pun, so I guess that one's not okay... Also, the Holocaust happened, like, sooooo long ago, like, I mean, who even remembers this shit, right?","Hahaha the Holocaust isn't real, but I really wish it was, amirite guys?" +Mina,Best abs in TWICE. +"To my understanding, they require you to activate the device when you purchase because of some weird protocol. You SHOULD be able to call them and sim unlock it so they stop pestering you. Don't know if that answers your question or not","Verizon 4G LTE phones are not sim-locked, so I don't know what could be going on" +WAAAAAAAH,Don't be mad cause I'm doin me better than you doing you +"i know what you mean. and while we are at the topic call outs: I love the guy going squeeqy as t on cache going every round: one is A site well no fucking shit, sherlock.","hahaha lol well somethime team stack a site, so he just want's to help you" +Although in TBs case he might just wanted to not be embarrassed by the writhing mass of primal chaos his source has turned into over the past 20 years lol,Still cleaner than Nethack +Don't compare this train wreck to minecraft. Minecraft is actually a good game with lots of depth and content.,Terraria is an even better game with even more depth and even more content. +Why is it possible to get a duplicate legendary from the welcome bundle?,"When you roll a dice, sometimes 6 comes up 3 out of 5 times." +"I'm Jewish, AMA. Yes I'm serious. No I don't have anything better to do. Yes I've heard all the Holocaust jokes ever made.",Why are jews rich and stingy af +The Gamergate Presidency.,"But remember, the FBI will consider it a joak" +"Although still certainly bizarre, the man himself said *he didn't know if it was pork*. Why is it reported to be pork - because man finds meat on his windshield isn't the headline the media wants.","Yes, the thing to take away from this is, the wrong meat was reported." +Okay the Russians did it...I can accept that. But at the same time why can't the DNC and Podesta accept that what they said in their emails was the real reason there is controversies. If they would have been ethical in their conversations nobody would give a shit.,"Yes, but if you focus on the Russians and what they did, people will slowly start to forget what was in those emails." +"Alternatively, spreading a bit of peanut butter on an eraser makes a god awful snack",Every child's dream. +Ive never seen a Chiefs fan like that,I hope you're serious because I feel like we're all pretty reserved lol +The CIA Is Not Your Friend,Talk about a hit job. +"Lemme get this straight... The US is free to dabble in any/every election, going so far as to support riots and whatnot.. But.. Russia can't back someone that they want to support? OK.... Own medicine and stuff amirite?",Oh Honey +you just have to yolo slam it man,yolo swag slam bam jam my main man fam +"The discussion on Muslims in the Western World has gone around and around for years now and it's been quite a while since something new has been said on the subject. Unless they are willing to go out and engage with actual Muslims coming to this country, those against are very unlikely to change their minds at this point. Those for may change their mind given some catastrophic attack at the hands of a follower of Islam in this country. I'll be shocked if that ever happens, although, I suppose, it's not impossible.",Protip: they aren't going to change their minds. +Bring Back George Karl,"Lets also take Corey Brewer back, that guy was wet from 3s in the playoffs for us." +"THANK YOU, this has been my entire experience with both of the brands but with so many people fawning over their palettes has me feeling like I'm going crazy. There are so many amazing brands out there with amazing and consistent eyeshadow formulas that are not dumping their money and energy into gimmicks or bribing social influencers that get lost in the piles of crap. I'd love to see both of these brands have their noses swatted over their mediocrity so they can either A) develop quality products or B) just give up.",but it smells like chocolate +I came here for trash talk and ended up with feels. Can I claim the Marlins as a rival then too?,"Yes, only for the fact that you didn't get into a bidding war with the Marlins over him." +Harambes.,Way to be racist. +Finally came!,Holy shit that's awesome. +That sub is about as bad for such a purpose. Whatever enjoy your your echo chamber. Use lube to avoid calluses.,We can meet at r/politics for a nice balanced discussion if you like. +"Another example: A few trolls on Twitter attack a female celebrity or social justice hashtag with crude remarks. Buzzfeed says, What a scoop! This must be how the other side thinks! (Fake news story.)","Right, so obviously all people concerned about or looking into this pizzagate thing are dangerous lunatic homegrown terrorists." +lmao you are the one who needs to watch the game again.,4k? +Unsubscribed....,sure am going to miss your insightful comments +"I don't have enough time to read this yet, but your alliteration to start will be the cause of my return.",I believe its illiterate +"Everything else aside, for Tess wanting to be the supermodel... she doesn't seem to have very much runway presence.",She really looks like she is just having a hard time walking down the runway. +"She'll have a shitty looking mass after a while. Without the -trimmed by parkinsons- area, her hair style would be completely normal once the paint goes.","Still gives her a textured, full-color scene for a day and an uncolored version for at least a week or two, and she can always shave/clipper it at home once it starts getting muddled." +Elvis impersonator doesn't know Elvis song lyrics,How did he get those dancers to perform with him? +"I assume if they're that close, a bunch of shit has already gone wrong. I don't think they avoid flying into each other just by visual identification.","I was thinking more about birds, and perhaps smaller personal aircraft." +There are so many bots in 3v3 This is the 4th game in a row now with multiple bots on either side. All of them have no masteries and the same portrait and they all buy items at the same time and move to lanes at the same time. Is anyone else experiencing this or does Riot know?,"I encounter many bots in my aram games, at least one or two bots must exist in my bot game in around 7 GMT" +Awesome room. But how would one pour wine from that decanter?,Pick it up and hold it sideways +I just want to see 100's of bothans die.,"That would have to be a movie between Empire and Jedi then, not Rogue One." +Whereas the family has every incentive to lie and has gone on record as saying that all whites are evil. But we should believe them?,"No, we should wait for a video." +"You're an incredibly skilled artist! You could benefit potentially from a sturdier stand, the current one wobbles distractingly, maybe zoom in on the canvas to hide the room in the background? I like it :D",Thanks for your feedback! +RED ALERT! NO JOKE! Senate proposing Portman-Murphy Anti-Propaganda Act. Will be used to destroy First Amendment and Censor Everything! URGENT!,"Good luck with that, Senate..." +"So, does that mean that we can't Transfer Unlock Potential?","Yes, all of the original transformations can't be transferred, since they got an overhaul in XV2." +I had an friend tell me she was disappointed that women would abandon one of their own and vote for Trump.,But gender is just a social construct. +"University Student wants to abolish science, then proceeds to use a smartphone,a product of science",I wonder if the same respect would be given to a young earther. +"Since my pc isn't fully built I've been playing a bit on my old laptop but it's really nice. Big difference compared to the $10 wireless mouse, so smooth but weighted so nicely. The dpi changer thing is super cool and fun to play with and I know I'll love the little sniper button since I play a lot of fps games. Really fancy for what I'm used to",Awesome i was looking into buy that mouse! +This is a solid mouthpiece for intermediate players. Switching from something like a 4C to a Selmer S80* provides most young players with much more control.,"It's funny you say that because I'm actually moving from a 4C, which is also what they had reccomended just last year" +"We're trying, but I'm still in college and only working a part time job-- I can't afford to pay half a rent right now. His parents also make him pay 200$ every month for his health insurance and refuse to let him switch his coverage, so he's shoveling money over to them despite them being a financially well off couple. They're purposely forcing him to have dependence on him, and it's making the entire thing twice as difficult.",Tell you BF to look into getting his own health insurance you can probably find one for 240-250$ a month and that way hes not shoveling money to his parents. +a lot of things,Well that convinced me +"I'm actually born and raised in Chicago. Wife is a White Sox fan, too.",Vile. +Sounds great.,Or I can get a same day MRI in the US and pay 10 dollars per paycheck for above average health insurance and not get taxed out the ass +Ive been lucky enough to drive a malone tuned V10 tdi. The kids now days would say it has gobs of power. Those kids are right.,I bet that was quite an excellent day. +didnt expect draymond this short. this is like 6'6.5? he looks bigger on court.,I mean.... He's standing next to Javale and Durant... +It will be interesting to see what comes from this R&D,I believe that it is for Cyberpunk 2077. +so Bernie still has a chance right?,You forgot the +Yes!!!!!! Im so sorry that I ever lost faith that Bernie would be president! I am so weak to have ever doubted him! It was just a test!,you forgot the +Manmode doublerip to Allies cannot die aura,But guys check out all the sweet new mtx! +Could you tell me what FIFY stands for? I keep seeing it! (I'm old sorry!),"Fuck this, fuck you." +"Well... When you're dealing with a bunch of fucking morons, it's about par for the coarse.",That kind of attitude is the reason that got Trump elected. +Why can't they be bi?,Pretty unrealistic! +But what do you trust?,Obviously only the words straight from Don's mouth cause he would never lie. +"Terrorists, Naxals Gain From Fake Notes, Says PM Modi In Gujarat",Modi changes his narrative about demonetisation yet again. +A bug ate the foil wrapper but didn't touch the chocolate,More likely the metal corroded or reacted with something and turned to dust +I think the point is they used the meme shittily,That never happens on Reddit. +One day man... One day I'm going to make it big enough doing something to be able to go here.,"No, you won't" +Unless you're the kind of leftist who just wants to live in books and write fan fiction about their perfect society.,Is there any other kind? +"I bet nobody was surprised, though.",Nope we sure weren't +"ESPN be like Marvin Jones was out last week, Corey Fuller did a nice job stepping up in his place Are they actually serious? i just witnessed that lmao","Tahir whitehead was also out, good thing deandre levy was able to step up in his place" +"Medal Rush is up! From Dec. 10, 00:00 PST - Dec. 11, 23:59 PST.","Gimu never gives us 2 days, I don't believe you" +"What product, when bought, means you're now an adult?",ears and nose trimmer +"I don't think they understand what an esport entails. They like to call it an esport but all they know is how to please the largest common denominator, which unfortunately is the casual, uninformed audience.","Right, it's not like Blizzard managed Starcraft, which totally wasn't an active eSports for years before overwatch was even a thought." +"Something i don't get: Wasn't the promise to put the FNaF 4 brother back together? Now that we know eggs is mike, and mike is springboy, a question that has been on my mind is: Who promised the FNaF 4 kid that he'd be put back together? Mike seems to imply his job was putting his sister back together, and he does, but what about the brother?",Because of feminism +Taking the headphone jack off phones is user-hostile and stupid when Samsung does it too,"Yes, when two of the biggest tech companies in the world remove a feature, they must be wrong" +4/5 Star review of School idol festival,those dangie gays... +"Wow. Does it also give you superpowers :)? No, seriously, is this a joke?",We never joke about our chocolates +"I have an x34 and a 1070 and no issues, GTA V at max settings (no AA) 70 - 100+ FPS Your mileage may vary, but I'm pretty sure a 1080 is overkill. Save up for the real treat - the new x34 is coming out soon!",Yeah - any other info on this new x34? +Don't show this again is not really a feature bloat.,"That's another click, tho" +"I've been holding on to the theory that she's actually a droid because her movements are kind of stiff, she never takes the helmet off and her fingers are the same style as C-3PO's, but unfortunately the TFA Visual Dictionary clearly refers to her a a woman of action and a female stormtrooper, so that kind of put an end to that theory. I'd assume that she pretty much looks like Gwendoline Christie usually does with short blond hair.",They just want you to think she's a female stormtrooper.... +"Are you being sarcastic? Because - and I am no dictionary definition writer - the act of going down, I guess, is spelled descent. Something being relatively good is decent. I am making my descent down the mountain. This pie was not the best but it was decent.","Lol, yes it was sarcasm." +"I liked it because it was just so small, so there was always action going on. Easy kills, easy exp.","Also insanely easy to get spawn trapped, that's always my favorite part of a game!" +"Fake, you cant cheat on VAC secured servers.",how did this man survive reddit without an +"Boy says this to girl Boy: No word can describe how beautiful you are Girl: Awwwww Boy: But a number can, 2/10",no word can describe how w0nderful this joke is... +I don't think most players understand what It's on our to-do list means. Their to-do list is MONTHS long.,Also we totally need this buff before they fix important things +"Jays front office didn't read the market on Edwin. If they thought their deal was the best one out there and that they wouldn't get outbid for his services, they could've just gone into the winter meetings and told Edwin that they'd match any offer as long as it was within their budget. If Edwin's value drops during the meetings, Jays get him back at a deal and subsequently set the market for re-signing Jose cheaper as well. Instead, they offered Edwin 4/80, and told him take it or leave it. And when he decided to leave it in favour of checking the market, the Jays go immediately to Morales and overpay him too. The Jays read the market wrong. And i'd even bet, by pulling Edwin's offer so quickly, they killed his market too, which allows teams now to wait it out and maybe get Edwin without giving up a draft pick.","I wonder if everyone will think Shatkins are so smart when the Sox sign him for 15M, after the compensation period." +It's just what you do to suffering animals like coyotes. It's the humane thing to do.,Agreed +"Questions about witch I m new here so sorry if this question was discussed before. I lost to most of my opponents with witch. I have a level 2 witch but seems to me it is always weaker than the others. Is it simply my witch has a lower level or should I counter the witches using another way? I am at arena 6, Thanks!","Counter the witch with a fireball, as you can hit multiple troops, possibly the tower, but do note most witches will live with a sliver of health, but that shouldn't be an issue" +HMB While I throw a firecracker in the toilet,"9 Hours, 16 comments, and not one of you people thought to ask, who the hell uses a blowtorch to light a fire cracker..." +The Nazis don't have a monopoly on words.,"Sure, and history and context don't matter." +Russia 'intervened to promote Trump' - US intelligence,"Don't listen to this guys, the BBC and CBC are obviously fake news sites and controlled by the evil corporate American MSM!" +I think it is a tragedy that the conservative solution is to delete the graph.,But Remember the Titanic +If you're connected to wifi when using MMS it won't work at all. The rest of the time it's hit or miss if wind let's it go through,"This is untrue, mms works perfectly fine when connected to wifi" +"This is about where I ended up, except I had Dreadbore/Terminate in the list for some creature control, but I guess Kommand does that for us. Remand seems hot though.","Yeah, I really wanted to have Kommand somewhere simply because of the artifact destruction and creature recursion modes, Remand is to give us time against faster decks and some form of counter magic for combo turns." +"We make such a great counter attacking side. Kdb and illy have the fastest minds, sterling sane kelichi are the fastest players.",But how could we have 70% possession? +"Soft patch? Has there been some kind of patch recently, today, because the game play really seems off?","Yes, the patch was applied to your game only." +Especially to the point where one brings a gun to a family restaurant with the intent of shooting people.,Dude that was obviously a false flag +UK just had to forfeit their game against Greece and wont advance through Quals because one of their players didn't show up. This is a fucking joke,Why aren't there subs? +Manchester City have won 4 matches out of their last 15 in all competitions,Welcome to the premier league.... +"Just came back from 6km in POURING rain and cold, feel great! I know it's not far, but I just started running a few weeks ago after battling colon cancer for the last few years, I'm still here!!!!","Merry Christmas friend, glad you're here!" +Yeah why is this nsfw,The clickbait tho... +"Legalize all drugs. Regulate all drugs. People are gonna do heroin anyway, might as well make it as safe as possible and make some tax money",Yeah legalize bath salts! +NFL has put up the full 1993 AFC Divisional playoff game on youtube where Joe Montana upsets Warren Moon,This must be the Ryan vs Gilbride punch out game. +Want to Optimize your Routine and Free Up a Lot of Time? Here are 29 Killer tips,This is not a good list. +The Witcher 3 in First Person!,This is some sweet Skyrim 2 gameplay +"Biphobia. People seem to think if you like more than one gender you'll be more apt to cheat or can't be friends with anyone. That doesn't make sense because straight or gay people don't go, Wow he's a guy! I want sex! at every guy they met. Also the idea that you're not really gay or not really straight and making it up.",How else will we be accepted on Tumblr? +"hurr durrr, I'm a girl!",U got kik? +"Curious when reached a point where we have many people occupied in unproductive positions, just for the sake of having these jobs. This is madness!",Won't someone think of the economy? +"Gay men, how's your weekend going? I just wanted to check how you lovely and wonderful gentlemen all were today. It still feels blessed and surreal to be openly accepted into a community like this, and I honestly can't thank you enough for offering me support and advice when I've needed it. :)",Waiting for 8-12 inches of snow and prolly going to put a new MDF table on the 4x8 CNC router I built! +Excuse me what? (He deleted it?),WEARENUMBERONE*DABS*LOLXDRAWROWOWHATSTHIS +"Fucking bourgeois identity politics is a cancer on this earth Just had a ''''''''Feminist '''''''' tell me that Feminists should vote Hillary because a woman in power is objectively a good thing. Please tell that to the British working class who suffered for a decade under Thatcher, please tell that to the 1000s she killed, and the 1000s her allies killed, please tell that to Sikhs who were oppressed and murdered by Indira Gandhi's policies. Fuck me.",This sub really should just be called brocialism. +Weren't you always alone though?,It's only dangerous after closing +I don't think we miss Bruce THAT much,Just think of it as swapping infield errors for outfield ones. +Um... I am pretty sure we are now in the twilight zone.,Would love to see Tucker interview her. +"Just because it is possible to win a fight against Winston or roadhog doesn't mean they are not a counter. A counter hero just has to have an advantage, not a guaranteed win. Also you sound like the type that never switches off genji",The guy who spams we need a healer! +...the only important stat is the number of (sex starved) men vs. the number of (seeking an ego boost) women on Tinder.,Because no women want to have sex or meet a great guy am I right? +Maybe about 4 years. I can't say for sure that Cerave has caused the breakouts. But I've only been using it for about 3 years.,You should ask your Dr at this point I was hoping you were only purging - you may need oral antibiotics or accutane. +where are the reps of these?,Any Ali links? +Matt and Trey certainly did in that one episode about smoking. They had Moore shout people down for smoking and talking about his vacation homes to working class people.,I think that was Rob Reiner wasn't it? +"Are you pro abortion, or pro choice? Vast difference there.",Kill ALL of the children! +"When this happens, replace tube with pak in the URL and then it works.",I'm always surprised more people don't know this +What if I want my guy to be attracted to my drive in the bedroom..?,"Well, you shouldn't" +in that stage of the fast where i notice every. single. food. in books and media. just came to whine.,"I just read something about couch potatoes and I thought, Oh, I wonder if that comes with sour cream?" +"To clarify: The alt-right is a subset of the people who engage in that sort of behavior. breitbart is the information headquarters of the alt right and is a promoter of false aka fake news. Therefore the two go hand in hand. Trump is also a promoter of fake news, and is the champion of the alt-right.",Do they smoke weed and listen to jungle bunny music too? +And how about a quick shout out to all her followers pitching death threats to the electoral college voters.,"Yeah, they da real MVPs." +"Well you see, the FBI only investigates real crime, like private email servers and pizza places fronting for child porn rings. Things like Russia being involved in our election are small beans, not worth investigating.","But those emails, dude." +What The Fuck Are You Doing David?,Obviously target fixation +Best Buy Employees buy a WiiU for a boy that comes in to their store every day to play it,Sure seems happy! +American vigilante hacker sends Russia a warning: An American vigilante hacker -- who calls himself The Jester -- has defaced the website of the Russian Ministry of Foreign Affairs in retaliation for attacks on American targets.,Great retaliation +"If you had the capability to read, you would have seen that I used to get 400-500 FPS until I disabled the overlay and it went back to normal. Instead you're just making assumptions based on the title.",yea frankly i didnt read anything i just commented on the 200th post about 'my fps suckx mum i only haz 300!1!!' +"Requesting advice from JP players on M&B Dear JP players, I was wondering in the dead of the night on the **proper way to use M&B, when** (whoever says or IF, may he become an heartless) **they are released in global KHUX**. Is it best to dedicate them to Tier 4 & above medals, even at the cost of using 6 M&B on a single medal? Or is it more efficient to guilt the hell out of all the 3+ dotted medals we have, unregarding of their tier level? (Context/1: I love my Wisdom Form Sora, my Larxene and my TR Goofy which have 3 to 5 dots, but I so love my SP Roxas and Malefica which have ofc 0 dots.)","IF we get them, use them all on farmables, it is a waste to put them on premiums." +CIA COUP IN PROGRESS - Multiple Pizzagate sited DDOS'd,Speech that is stupid and incorrect needs to be corrected so forcefully by the state. +"Streetpass exchanges a copy of your avatar and a quote that can't have any swear words in it with any 3DS's within about the same range as bluetooth, so you can still get software updates over the internet. My parents wouldn't let me connect to wifi on my DS because There is no antivirus for nintendos so therefore someone could hack the console and be able to access financial data on mom's laptop.",If you think about it that makes a lot of sense. +What do you base that on?,They were obviously a friend of Anne's. +This is the laziest attempt I've seen at covering up people's names.,smh +Unturned 4.0 looks great,nolsen pls +"This may be why Google is trying to establish a Pixel and Pixel C brands. To get that same kind of brand unification that Apple has with their iPhone and iPad brands. Make Android synonymous with Pixel, as much as iOS is synonymous with the iProducts.",How is that any different than the Nexus line? +Nope. Seems like giving racism a pass is pretty well supported on this board. Trump 2020!,Cause Trump will deport everyone that is not white! +How did you get a copy of the MTSO/CCSO SOP? That's *spose* to be confidential damnit. LMAO!,In the same place they left SA's 1996 blood vile +Feelsgoodman What also feels good? Hillary Clinton will never be the president.,"Hey, don't bring your nazi symbolism here" +"Sorry. Never really got that whole joke thing. Really though, does he usually play like this? I know that he's a great player and I've always respected that, but what's up with his attitude tonight?","Just pissed off it seems, probably because he has to play like o6 Kobe with all these scrubs minus Adams" +Chomsky warned about right-wing demagogues like Trump back in 1994,"Oh btw, vote Hillary, cuz lesser of two evils and lowest form of participation" +I remember him in that interview at a college in the US. I remember watching that live on TV...he said no such thing about culture...he literally said there were no gay people in Iran. I remember this vividly because I actually almost choked on my drink as he said it and the translator spoke over his voice.,That's because he said it at a speech at Columbia University when he came to New York for the General Assembly. +YOU THERE!!,I know you ....? +Perfect timing on this boop,Please tell me you have the achievement. +Or even street races because they don't require all those assets normal races use.,But if it's in the game for *their* races it can be used for ours too +"I am all for determining who is influencing US elections. Let's find out the definitive answer to this by making those 650,000 Weiner emails public so we can finally put the matter to rest once and for all.",They're all just about yoga routines +"Is it a problem for you? If so, what's your plan to address it?","Yes, Im a master procrastinater and ill think about it later" +who's top dps? Haven't played the game since the lagoon patch came out. Who is top dps now? Also any BM changes I should know of?,I am top dps Keepo +It's just normal crazy. There are insane people in all demographics.,black *don't* **crack** +"Men of reddit, how would you feel about getting an unsolicited boob pic?",I would be very pleasantly surprised. +Pakistani cinemas not to screen Indian films indefinitely,More room for our cinema to grow +Direct hit!,I like how they pose for a second before it charges at him as if weighing the consequences of what follows. +What is your country's before 9/11 and after 9/11?,Tony Abbott. +I made a digital painting of Ciri in Cyberpunk 2077. Hope you'll like it!,Wild hunt is after her! +MY APOLOGIES FOR CAUSING ANY INCREASE IN THE THERMAL LOAD OF YOUR COOLING COMPONENTS. I UNDERSTAND THAT A NSFW TAG WILL NOT BE REQUIRED AS THIS IMAGE IS OF A PERSONAL COMPUTER NOT A HUMAN FEMALE.,"MY ERROR, PLEASE FORGIVE ME, I DID NOT NOTICE BECAUSE OF MY FLAWED ORGANIC VISUAL SENSORY SYSTEM." +"(ROBLOX) I built the PG Death Minigame a while ago, so i decided to show it here.","Wow, an exact copy of some pixel art" +What is the most insane symbiotic relationship in nature?,Slowpoke and shellder have a pretty messed up relationship +"This is kind of garbage. Everyone says he will die or go blind if he gets hit in the face wrong, why is he not made to wear a cage full time? That seems like one of the only reasons a player should be wearing one. Sooner or later someone will get him and we will see what happens.",He did wear a full cage for awhile but stopped after receiving complaints on and off the ice. +"Azir mains, honestly, how did you adapt to the nerfs and keep playing your **GLORIOUS** emperor?","New build: (Not against assasins) 1 Rod of ages 2 Nashor tooth 3 Rylai's Works well if you aim to farm and get lategame, maybe instead of 40% winrate you can get 45%" +"Wtf, no indigenous language? I know most Indians speak at least 3... English, Hindi or Tamil or Bengali, and then a local language.",Oh I'm sorry I didn't have time to learn all those before 18months +Why are men so shitty at sex and everything resembling sex?,Men are shitty at sex and obviously all women are fucking all-stars at it +I thought it'd be: How do you pronounce 'scone'? Like *gone* [ ] Like *tone* [ ],From kerry we say shcone +Is biore bad? I have one of their charcoal face washes and it seems alright,"It's more the nose pore strips that can damage your pores, but I don't think the point was that they were bad, just that their most popular product works in a similar fashion." +They squatted to pee; Everyone applauded.,I'm so happy this story didn't force it's anti Republican political agenda for no reason at all. +"Colin Kaepernick and Blaine Gabbert. They've been starting going nowhere, neither are going to be the quarterback everyone thought they could be.",Good thing you have Ponder. +"How are you? I mean really, how are you doing?",I'm doing *good* +"I had completely written off Rojo a few months ago. He looks so solid now. So happy for him, he clearly loves putting on the shirt.",He hit a bad patch of form but fuck me he has turned it around hasn't he? +"I'd take havoc over outlaw any day. Imo both more fun to play and havoc's burst aoe is just silly. However if you were to play rogue in general, I'd recommend rogue over dh.",Havoc Demon Blades so fun +Hello father.,Had to check Scottgames +Transforming into Geralt,You kinda start to look like an old Stephen Amell in the third picture. +Donors who gave $1 million or more to Trump's presidential campaign efforts,Isn't Hillary the bought candidate? +LA putting Broncos vs Titans on instead of Chargers... For fucks sake. Whyy,It's like they don't want the chargers to move. +The cynic in me would say the other person found someone better to talk to. There are a million other explanation though.,maybe i'm just too needy and clingy +NO BOSS HUNT THIS MONTH!!!!,"Just what I wanted, popcap screening up again, thanks popcap" +"Event hatch rates I understand that the hatch rates of baby Pokemon have increased with this event, but does anyone else feel that it is way over done as was seen in the Halloween event? I've hatch 9 ten km eggs, obtained during the event, with these results. 6-smoochums 2-magbys 1-Elekid I am lvl 30 and still have not hatch a lapras, snorlax, or aerodactyl. Why do they need to get my hopes up like this??",Hatched one or two 5km's and got Togepi; not sure if that 1 was from before or after event started so perhaps 100% for a baby for me. +"That Vegan part is going to be the trick. Mother is good casual Veggie dining, you might also try Veg on J st upstairs from Thai Basil, they have a chill loungey ambiance. Coconut has VERY reasonably priced, delicious and vegan-friendly food, its just super crowded and not fancy, consider them for lunch or take out if they're around a few days.","Also: Kasbah Lounge (Tapas the world's sister restaurant - you can order off both menus at both places) mad ambience (sometimes belly dancers) and tasty middle eastern stuff like falafel, harira, fattoush, hummus." +C-ute - Kiss me Aishiteru (@FNS),:v I keep missing these +I'd do mine but the beautiful city I live in is almost entirely under construction right now,What city is that? +drink only water for two or three weeks and you're gonna be amazed how the thought of sugary drinks begins to repulse you. once you go tap you never go back,"Wait, you know how to make fresh tap?" +Mormons wear boner-killing underwear (only to be removed for the 10-15 minutes for copulation) because they believe it has magic protective powers.,Ha ha if you want to see what they look like check out some of my submitted post +If these people are so distraught and bitter over the election results that they can't make it through the day without forcing it into conversations with no relation whatsoever then they should seek professional help,You must be a trump supporter. +"Joey Bosa down on the ground, trainers are out.",Maybe this is why the Chargers didn't want offset language +She's also the only presidential loser to win by almost 3 million votes.,"WRONG, they were all illegal votes!" +"No, of course not.",Atleast you are an honest retard. +"Rented RV used retreated tire, should I report it anywhere? Hi reddit, I dont know how to proceed I rented a RV to camp over the weekend, on my way back front tire blew up, truck swerved and we almost got into an accident, Turns out they used a retreated tire... Should I report it anywhere, or this shouldn't be as much of a big deal as Im thinking it is.",My guess is that it's not illegal depending on where the vehicle was registered. +S-a lansat: Pana la 40.000 Euro pentru romanii care se intorc in tara si isi deschid o afacere. Descarca Ghidul solicitantului Diaspora Start-up,"Dupa ce fura ii fura ca in codru (pe romanii plecati si pe cei care au mai ramas), mai au si nesimtirea sa sustina ca pot sa ii cumpere cu 40k pe cei plecati." +Mother calling me a freak and degenerate for balding?,It's a shit test she wants D. +havent the KKK 'endorsed' every republican for decades? Never understood why they got so much press this election.,Because Donald Trump hurt peoples feelings & is literally Hitler now +That DPS Ana making the plays!,Her healing was on cooldown probably +America right now,BWWOOONNNNGGGGG..... (Inception sound) +Man's Arm Breaks While Arm-Wrestling,This is why arm wrestling is fucking stupid. +Internacional have been relegated for the very first time in their story,"Remember guys, big clubs don't get relegated" +Trump: I don't need daily briefings,"We had a recent president ignore daily security briefings, and nothing bad came from that." +Is trash talking dead?,"Yeah man, trash talking your own team when they're people you don't know personally, through a medium that does not convey inflection and connotation is generally a great idea." +"Bruuhh, how did you do that",With gimp +Millennial Home Ownership Shrinks as Student Debt Grows,But millennials' problem is that they have no ambition beyond staying in mommy's basement +"(Discussion) Drowner interaction Let me start by saying I love the drowner and its synergy with water hag. From what I gather, there will be more cards with similar abilities (moving units to different rows) in the future e.g. geralt: aard and coral. As it works now, the drowner can move units that are immune to frost or fog into rain and reset them to 1 strength (It just happened to one of my clan dimun pirates). Personally, I think cards like the pirates or the longships should be immune to all weather. Would you like to see this new game mechanic beat (partial) weather immunity or should it be altered?","Yeah, let's take a very tech card and just make it useless." +"Oh yes, that would be cool. Astronauts lost in space, making their way back home again, and suddenly, apes everywhere.",Mark Wahlberg here we come +My lord?,Jabba.... Is that you? +Add for add gifts Add me: CellieXx Comment your username I will add you back!,IGN: Sorryimchad +Here we go.,And yet if everyone evacuates not only do we have a displacement of people who are unexperienced and unprepared for living in this new country we are giving away lands and resource to violent militants. +He turned 18 this year so...,Then let the lusting begin! +Thanks mother nature has her ways.,did you just assume nature's gender? +"Si hay algo en lo que vale la pena gastar el dinero que uno no tiene, es en salud.",Por eso siempre digo que el dinero es lo importante; la salud va y viene. +What would be the ultimate feat of Method Acting that an actor could pull off?,Learning how a serial killer really performs his acts. +What are you saying about my Victorian-era rom com with a pansexual heroine who must build a robot servant to help her best friend save the monarchy? Back to the drawing board....,...I sort of want to read this. +"You don't ban a disease, idiot. You voted from Trump huh? Of course you did.",i dropped my +Will a better keyboard improve your skill level?,you forgot to add +"Wow, this is the law and order candidate?",their law and their order +Jason just said on YouNow he's accepting donations via Paypal What the fuck is going on with former BB houseguests looking for handouts?,"In case you were wondering which charity to donate to this Christmas, Jason's obviously the top choice" +Is he this 4chan guy?,I heard he's russian! +pm'd,Replied. +How is banning a group that advocates for genocide and racial hate unprecedented?,White terrorism doesn't exist +"he was bad, he constantly ran out of clean pockets for no reason, he was inaccurate, cant read a defense etc. the team will never get better because these fans have no idea what a good qb is.",Yes the fans are why we can't get a good QB. +I thought he was a junior so didnt have to be included in the senior roster mmmm,He had to be registered because he wasn't with the club for 2+ years. +"Ereck Flowers is a tough guy and has a nasty streak I know that because Jerry Reese said so, everything Reese does is perfect and if you don't agree you're not a real fan",lol ur real mad +"Yeah, and I think the fact he called them candy asses in interviews is what gave it away. That is something that Hobbs says frequently, not Dwayne Johnson.",The Rocks a method actor +I actually might,You want the link? +Fuck the rights of this particular group. Where have I seen that before?,"Yes but *this* time, this group is sub human scum, so it's okay" +I am gonna need some help. Albums about improving mentally and getting better.,Home... by the Hotelier can kinda fit since i think the album helped Christian get over the death of his friend +"You cite a lack of one sides propaganda, while citing another sides propaganda as a reason for anything?",Wut? +TIME TO DELIVER A PIZZA BALL,"straight farm to nug, bro!" +Shitposts are getting out of hand,I am actually well respected in the meme community +Best UK UFO Footage Ever Caught Live on BBC News,i know one is a drone not sure about the rest but .. fastest bugs ive ever seen +"Grape flavour sweets taste like perfume. Yuck yuck. Actually, a shed load of your sweets, cereals and fizzy drinks taste really artificial and perfume-y. Sorry.","Flavor chemists need to eat too, you dirty hippie." +Dat proportion tho,It's just stanced bruh +DAE find themselves wearing sunglasses more often than other people?,Eye drops my man. +The jets,The Dolphins are next in the rotation. +3 Out of Every 4 Millennials Have Received Financial Help from Parents After College,Fun fact: every single millennial homeowner friend of mine had partners help them purchase their homes. +"Belichick, Bill in Cleveland: 36-44 And Belichick didn't even have a douche owner forcing a piece of shit on him to be his quarterback when he wanted to play a quality guy backing him up.",Great comparison. +Proof that GM has advertised the Bolt (at least once)!,Compliance ad! +Def not hacked,You dropped this +"I absolutely disagree, the video game of our discussion is a internet humor device creator",gottem +Poke Centers From 1996~2016,I'm going to miss the tiny proportions from older gens :( +Swimming. I can't sink. I'm too buoyant to do anything very effectively aside from floating.,So are you just too fat to swim properly? +Redditor makes up a 9/11 story,Not only does he lie about it.. he's a lazy liar too +Don't worry bout me homie,Gold incoming. +"Lush Boxing Day Sale in US too? Hey all, I know Lush is more pampering bath syuff, but you folks might be in the know about this as well. I just heard that in the UK, Lush has a big sale on Boxing Day (Dec 26). We in the states, don't really celebrate this holiday; do US Lushes have this sale too?",Yes +Orange towel team here,Orange towel master race +"Mergem inainte Noi emigram, si lasam generatia baby-boomers sa-si plateasca singuri pensiile!",iesi acas'. +More like typical journalistic practices these days,Par for the course on this sub for sure +We have a hacker among us,damn what a pro hacker time master +"Reached 4k with this deck, any improvements?",Yuk more elite barbs +That still seems silly. I feel like a actor that is prepared would give a way better performance than one that was told the day of.,"Sometimes it works to great affect, Alien apparently had a few moments the cast didn't know were going to happen, the chest burster being as extreme as it was and the Alien popping out in the getaway ship in the end." +"Probably the most beatable Bayern team of the last 5 years. I mean sure they'll probably still smash us 4-0 in the first leg and completely kill the tie, but we can be slightly more optimistic than the last few times we've played them.",but then we can win 3-0 on the return and people can wank about it for years... +Maaco partners with Furniture Row Racing for this weekend's race,NASCAR Heat Evolution Career mode? +Open the folder called Base.,"Thank you, guess i didnt look deep enough <3" +"Yes, they didnt lose anything because you pay RP to get the keys/chests.","No, they do it out of the kindness of their hearts to make everything free to the community to make up for their shortcomings as a small indie dev unlike greedy behemoths like valve!" +"Soros da in faliment, din pacate. A epuizat stocul pe capul lui Hillary si nu a mai avut dolarei si pentru Europa de Est.","Daca un miliardar precum Soros i-a finantat pe USR si au luat doar 9%, e clar cati bani au avut PSD.." +You're asking for a reward?,He's merely stating the fact that he isn't one of those people who hates rewards! +4-6? You hardly ever get to 4.,you missed the invisible +A bachelor nation AMA,Curious if anyone has ever reached out to any of the contestants in the past? +"It's required in a football game. As long as the element of chance is the same for everyone, it doesn't upset the competitive balance.",As long as random is random it'll always be fine! +Because ads are catered to your interests. League of Legends in this case.,or being a monkey +$800 Before 2017 Yes or No Can we do it?,Zero after the MIT block chain attack today +"Who is the 2nd best team in the West? I think it is less clear than ever. All the great teams have legitimate changes this year or roster issues: * Los Angeles Clippers * San Antonio Spurs * Oklahoma City Thunder * Portland Trailblazers * Houston Rockets * Utah Jazz I think this year could get really interesting if anyone other than the Spurs takes the 2, as a great story line will be in the works. My money is on the Clippers or Rockets. Harden is gonna have a big year, though I think if the Clippers get it, it might be the end of the era as it will be the final let down to not get out of the 2nd round.",Sonics +It's here! the announcement!,Haha +They are a country in the middle of a civil war so...,cyka? +Scudpunk's vape syncing up during a raid.,Wow. +"Since his 3-0, 5 TD no INT start, Carson Wentz has gone 2-8 as a starter, throwing for 8 TDs and 12 INTs.",B U S T U S T +7am and McCoy still isn't fired yet bring out the pitchforks and fuck Spanos,"Of course not, we've still got 2 divisional games to lose!" +"In other words, the Act will i) greenlight the government to crack down with impunity against any media property it deems propaganda, and ii) provide substantial amounts of money fund an army of local journalist counterpropaganda, to make sure the government's own fake news drowns that of the still free fringes. How fucking dystopian can you get",Really good idea to hand those to Trump who loves free media +I always called it screen cheating.,"I've heard that as well, I think that one sounds better than screen looking." +Taking Them Out,She can speak to my manager any day! +ED is way better!!,You dropped this: +450 lbs? Is she secretly a robot?,Quit yer fat-shaming! +"I have been gilded once, and when you are notified they give you the option to send a thank you note to your anonymous provider, so going back to edit your comment with a thanks kind stranger! is unnecessary, at most only for the sake of that phrase being a meme on here","Well if you don't make it known you're nice, clearly you aren't nice." +"he doesn't have good knowledge of the game, sure he might know more than most jmods, but most of them have admitted to never even having a 99 in game so that doesn't say much.",Yes because having 99s in game would help people a lot shout casting a pvp event +The vast majority of people who are in favor of some BS like this are those who have 0% chance of dying at the hands of a terrorist event. My grandparents own and live on 200 acres of land in east bumfuck VT and they are convinced some jihadi is going to walk into their living room and blow their house up. Their closest neighbor is 2 miles away and it's my aunt and uncle. Makes no sense. I would be willing to put money on the risk of a terror threat being towards the bottom of the list of fears for people who generally work or live in a greater metropolitan area.,"The irony is that the people who are more at risk in cities, also are exposed to other cultures, so they aren't afraid of them." +Lost $900 gambling. Quiting. Giving Away Glock Dragon Tattoo IBP 0.009,705 +"The lyrics to this song are truly poetry. I spoke them to my wife on our wedding day. Well woman the way the time cold I wanna be keeping you warm, I got the right temperature for shelter you from the storm. Oh Lord, gal I got the right tactics to turn you on, and girl I wanna be the papa, you can be the mom. Oh oh.",I'm dying lmaooo +NHL Huippuhetket Yle Areena,Pulaine +Otsikossa on melkeen sanat yhteen black metal biisin kertsiin.,"SE TAPAHTUU, AMMUN MOSKEIJAAAAARGH" +You are talking about the Dread Explorer Shell. I am refering to the Brave Shell.,"Ah ok, I guess I never got the brave shell, lol." +If that button also gave me cool stuff to dress my frames up with then yes. But sadly I do have to force myself to mindlessly grind to get anywhere.,"Yeah, actually having to play the video game is a huge inconvenience to the gameplay experience." +"Birmingham for the first few years, then East Kilbride, currently in the West End near Woodlands. Now I'm getting grown up I'm looking to move southside, or maybe Stepps. When you're looking at houses, they all get cheaper the further south you get. And then you get to East Kilbride where the houses are cheapest. But no. Not going back to East Kilbride. Never again.",Oh I know it's practically Aleppo +"Wait, mine is: Current capacity: 105 Max capacity: 300 It is currently charging and it's at 25%. So, is it 105/300 or should I charge it to 100%?",Let it charge to 100 +*searches frantically on the internet for a octocore pillow*,*an* +I forgot to keep my kappa there.,its called +"Lol, why does nobody use it?",Because *real* players only use the Gnasher. +Beautiful lap by JPM at Monza. Don't really see it being broken next year (in terms of average speed),Maybe they'll break the V10 Baku record +stewie is in the dream spot. he can force c9 to do something or go to dig and build a team and request an isane contract.,"you gotta remember though it's deeper than the money and winning, its who he wants to play with." +i misread the title and thought it said OpTic bitch,"Well, that's not THAT wrong so..." +"I think my main issue with flareon with is his HP is quite low compared to other of the top tier pokemon. Even compared to vaporeon flareon HP is pretty low so he kind of dies pretty fast. Thats how it is in my experience with flareon. I was trying to make flareon work as pseudo replacement for arcanine. I am walking growlithe as my buddy to get arcanine, was trying to figure something out for fire pokemon replacement, still haven't come up with an really good one yet.",I think it's IV says perfect HP which is really nice but yeah you're definitely right about it being so squishy... Ember is also such a slow move you pretty much can only do 1 ember in between dodges :/ +Trump: 'We're going to start saying Merry Christmas again',Marry Chanukah +I think its pretty disingenuous to say the business stuff isnt complicated. It seems like a pretty cutthroat business and there's only so many sponsorships to go around. Look how much team liquid changed when they got their new co-owner (arhacet something?). They went from being an OK sc2 team to one of the biggest brands in esports.,"Some 70% of startups fail, but business is simple easy stuff the people that fail are just stupid homeless people." +Oh boy primed ammo mutations after they release an ammo mutation precept for carrier.,Primed vacuum next? +Is this normal?,Object culling working as intended. +Where exactly can you enable GIF search? I can't find the option for GIF,"Press the smiley face emoji button, it'll say gif at the bottom in the middle" +"If they're living with family in a place with good transit, 3 adults with part time jobs can make ends meet. Most of us only have to make more because we have debt and we're caught up in the rat race.",Another improvement to per capita GDP! +"No, I'm a man that values my life and the life of those around me, that being the case, I am licensed and carry a gun. A knife wielding psychopath stabbing people is a threat to my life and the lives of others. It has nothing to do with badass or not, it has to do with responsibility.",Nah man according to Reddit/OSU Muslim student you must give them due process and a trial before you gun down a lunatic on a stabbing spree! +"I think it would take him 4-5 days to figure that out. So, no.","Watch is 3.1 did wonders for battery life, my series 1 lasts for 2 days easily, I don't see how they could improve that." +bands like btbam can someone recommend bands like btbam. i like how they have long songs with mixed vocals and also guitar sounds cool,Ne Obliviscaris +Shut up. You're just a sexist who is threatened by a strong woman.,Didn't know Felicity was in the DCEU +Inb4 FaZe Brad. Mark my words.,I'll take it +Another look at the Pascal Pape incident,I can't believe you stole this from 'In The Loose' +Jontrons latest video,Cheers! +Dunkirk - Official Poster,But how will they expect US audiences to watch a WW2 film without an american in the lead? +"If you're planning on coming back on just to tryhard, please don't. I could easily maintain a 3+ K/D, but there is no point now. I just run around w/ funky classes now because tryharding got boring. Tryhards on BO3 now would just drive people away from it, making it unplayable sooner.","... good for you, id like to top my 53-0 game though so try Harding is what I'll be doing" +"Frankly, I'm impressed that half are employed! I can't imagine how scary and stressful it is to move across the world to a country and culture you don't identify with and can't communicate within.","you take your humanistic empathy and get out of here, we don't need your compassion in this thread damn you" +"That doesn't happen. He's definitely making his story up. I found one while running, called the number on the back and they said they would deactivate it and I should destroy it. Simple.",Yea because that one credit card company is the only one that exists. +3 cc4 for 3 cc4,Damn great offer +1 for visibility +"Driving 6 seconds off the pace it's not fun on any car, you're pretty much a taxi driver at that point.","I've said this already, but Lewis (who is driving the most dominant car on the grid currently) agreed with him." +Don't forget when we play in Miami and when we play in Cleveland for some reason.,It's only when we play in Miami early because it's too fucking hot +Conway: Trump won't interfere with Capitol Hill investigations into Russia hacking,"So now that he's cooperating, he will release his tax returns and put this Russia stuff to bed!" +"No they're just outsourcing most of their departments to Asia. Most of the customer service departments are fully overseas (especially Corporate Customer Service) and they are TERRIBLE. Don't listen/have poor active listening skills, lie about the card member's problem so I will accept the call, and piss off card members to the point where they want to cancel their cards. I work for Amex and have to deal with these people every day.",That's why we need those damn tariffs ! +What's your preferred Bible translation? I think the Douay-Rheims Bible is amazing. It's poetic and in an older form of English like the King James Version but I find it to be much easier to actually *understand* than the KJV which is odd because it was actually published a few years prior It's a translation of the Vulgate which is the Latin Bible written by Saint Jerome in the 4th century. The New KJV from 1982 doesn't have nearly as beautify language but it is a very understandable translation and it's what my priest reccomends for at home reading.,Living Bible +"Not OP, but: to the uninitiated, Wharf/Quay/Pier/Jetty tend to seem like interchangeable words. That chart shows the differences - whether they run along the shore or jut out, and whether they're on piles (poles/columns) or fill (gravel etc.).","Got it now, thank you" +Drug Addict Robert Downey JR along with other disconnected super rich liberal celebrities telling us to vote for Hillary. Don't forget to SMASH THAT DISLIKE BUTTON!,"This is just like the plot of Civil War, Iron Man is a globalist on and off the screen." +"Interesting how differently Asif and Amir are treated by cricket fans of their own country men. Amir=massive circlejerk, Asif=fuck off.","Amir can play for another 8-10 years, Asif is already 33." +"The series has been extremely inconsistent with halflings so who the fuck knows. What we *do* know is that she's way too little to be your waifu, and people don't have the something something actually 1000 years old argument for her.","Hey, at least she acts legal!" +"Game Thread: Bruins @ (Fuck the) Habs - 7:30pm EST * Start drinking early = Start talking here early! * Run Price often, let's see if he wants to get physical with our boys! * Fuck the Habs. * Pasta on the new line, gonna up the scoring! * Hi slicked * Hit hard, hit often * Fuck the Habs LET'S RUN THEM OUTTA THEIR OWN HOUSE! **GO BRUINS!** What we all drinking for the wondrous occasion?",YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH +What's the most fucked up advice you can give?,"If she says No, keep doing it.... No one will believe her anyways." +"That make no sense, they have to do a hiring freeze with the salary freeze if the company is really hurting financially. If they freeze the salary and keep hiring, they are just ripping existing employees off.",This happens quite a bit. +I don't watch patriots that much but I swear when I do I have no idea who half of these guys are and they just keep kicking ass.,"System quarterback, system running backs, system wide receivers, system tight ends, system d-line." +I have a story about this exact thing as well but to preserve what little dignity I have left I'll hold off on it.,"To be fair, I'm pretty sure the TV my buddy was playing on was set to 768i at 24hz" +Math is still hard,They missed the successful 2 point attempt in the 4th +My favorite part of that last play was actually the way the entire team celebrated together,Especially KD literally taking him under his arm like he has done figuratively since becoming teammates. +What careers are available with strictly an educational studies degree?,Unemployment. +Truth makes feminists break down for days,How does she know he identifies as white or a boy? +"The Minnesota Twins have been mathematically eliminated from the AL Central. They also have a 13-game losing streak, tied for fifth-longest in franchise history and the worst since 1982. **Franchise losing streaks:** 18 (1903-04) 18 (1948) 18 (1959) 14 (1982) 13 (1958) 13 (1961) 13 (2016) None of the players on the Twins roster were alive during the 1982 streak. **Elimination explanation:** The Twins have 84 losses. This means that they cannot win more than 78 games. The win totals for the rest of the division are as follows: Cleveland 76 Detroit 72 Kansas City 69 Cleveland has 7 games remaining against Detroit. This means seven wins must be distributed between the two teams, resulting in, at best (from MIN's perspective), one of these teams with 78 wins. For now, we will hold off on assigning the seventh win and leave each of these teams with 77. Cleveland has 6 games left against KC. The Indians cannot win more than one of these games (from the Twins' perspective), so the Royals' win total must to up to at least 74. But now for the clincher: there are still six games remaining between Detroit and Kansas City. Detroit has *at least* 77 wins, and KC has *at least* 74 wins. No matter how you disribute the six wins, one of the teams will have at least 79. The Twins cannot get to 79 wins, and therefore they cannot win the division. They are still in the race for the wild-card.",Y'all got any of those Cubs bandwagon flairs? +Does anyone have suggestions on what to use the digital offers for? I have like $9 saved up already and nothing to buy.,Pron? +"Commercial Drivers License A- Tractor + Trailer up to 53ft. B- Bus, Bucket Truck, Straight Truck (2 axle) I am not sure if a C or D is typical license, I have had my A for so long. Edit* For clarity, it is ridiculous because a holder of a CDL-A can only have up to .04 BAC before it is a DUI, this goes for any vehicle they are driving. So this inebriated gentleman just broke the law to leave his company party for which company he is supposed to drive professionally.","I mean, if someone drives after being so drunk that they... then it was a DUI no matter what kind of licence they had." +"Oh shit, my bad, I'm on mobile",all good fam happy new years haha +"Yep. Bat-Family Incest. Bruce Timm, he gave us the DCAU, but for some reason he just *really* wanted Batman to get it on with the sidekick.",Is Dick Grayson and Barbra Gordon considered Bat-Family Incest as well? +Creationists claim new feathered dinosaur tail is a bird without even seeing it,"Well, only birds have feathers so...." +The pumpers are back I guess,Could just be enthusiasm ;) +Guy Writes Clever Song Using Only Taylor Swift Titles,Still Playing In My Car is a Taylor Swift song? +Eww. He was sending light messages to his **mom!**,Maybe he couldn't use his arms. +"Homer: Well, crying isn't going to get your dog back! Unless your tears smell like dog food. So you can either sit here crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back, or you can go out there and find your dog. Bart: You're right. I'll go! [Gets up and leaves] Homer: Rats. I almost had him eating dog food.","A great, funny line that gets more and more true the older you get!" +holy shit that loop,"Its not perfect, the timer changes, what an amateur." +Server closed due to unexpected error So my game just ended due to an unexpected error but I lost 50 SR and got suspended.,My game got restarted after our team went full stomp on Hollywood on attack.... Then we lost the game after the restart.... I lost 30SR Blizaard please +E-house? What is it and what is it used for?,"An electric house obviously," +and here we have it the ultimate shitpost,i'm honoured! +ODD EVEN SO GENIUS,You forgot the +Final Solution to the Black Problem,Such valuable conversation eh spez. +What did actually live up to its hype?,"The Last Guardian, thankfully." +"I can't wait for the event, great post",Feels good to go on vacations from December 14th until January 6th .... +"I got one of those sentient upgrades today, and it stole my chair. What do?",Seems he forgot about the TIM... +"oh why did you have to mention cars, i was trying SO HARD not to bring that up","Not to worry, flying cars are just around the corner" +85-0 at home with the lead at halftime. Think about that.,who would know having more points at a specific point in the game would make you more likely to win +Who is the president-elect again?,Not the person who won the most votes. +Definitive Proof that Scripting is Real.,What about the 900 other times this doesn't happen? +He got hurt against gb and was a non factor...,Because less than one half of football is a great sample size to draw conclusions from. +Hope so,"Yeah, who wants to be stuck with one of the best RBs ever on their team, right?" +He wont be able to drive much longer anyway before the police pulls him over due to his covered license tag.,Look again +"No shit, Sherlock.",trebuia sa explice unu daca nu ai pus +"Awesome. Thanks. Just a note, you have exotics twice on the top.",And gus +Someone should seriously tell Her the hair with the hat like that makes her look like a teenage boy who hasn't hit puberty yet. I'd guess by the squareness of her jaw that she's most likely juicing! Shame about that!,"Yes, since juicing changes your bone structure." +"It is, but you don't fire off flippant tweets about the issue.","Yeah, he should just sit back and continue letting Congress piss away our money." +"Why do people like this fucking exist? I was chilling at rockcrabs. just farming Ranged XP, until somebody comes and say hop I was like wtf, i was here first? how about you hop. Then he just sets up his cannon and says nub even though his stats are 10 times lower, and judging by his gear cant even buy stuff cuz he's too poor. Did they get dropped as child or why are they this arrogant? Also, his reasoning was i asked nicely if you can hop",People like this really deserve a small account penalty like a 6 hour mute (that doesn't count towards a perm mute or ban). +"Oh no, poor Lockheed Martin! So much suffering!","Yeah, fuck those American workers that Lockheed will potentially have to layoff because of this." +"I try not to judge if they're consenting adults. My 15 y/o cousin has started dating a 20 y/o guy who had made a pass at me weeks before, and my aunt's reaction is to put her on BC and let him move in, now THAT gets me mad. My parents were 16 and 26 when they started dating (though my mum lied and said she was 18, and my dad lied and said he was 21). They're still together 33 years later, have been married 26. So eh, best of luck to them I guess?",It's also okay to think it's gross when there's a huge age difference. +.@CesarAzpi has today signed a new three-and-a-half-year contract!,Now if we could only sign 10 more Dave's +Tired of ATM lines? Delhi BJP will give you a laddoo,"Soldiers are going hungry (or eating snake for survival - Prahaar reference) in negative temperatures, and you want laddoo just for standing in the line?" +First Forza Horizon 3 Demo Screenshots,"*races towards Xbox store* Ah, drat." +"The other day, my wife told me I will be an awesome father to our children one day.","Leave her, hit the gym and move on man." +G2 Perkz taking a break from social media,he can only do so much when he's just a 18 year old who is gonna get spammed with hate for the next month... +"Man robbed of $7,000 after leaving Rivers Casino in Des Plaines",So its only news because he got robbed outside the casino instead of inside? +you can't store it locally thats the problem.,cant reduce Windows volume offline +Resurrection Remix Nougat 7.1,Does the stock dialer have the check mark to disable the proximity sensor? +Donald Trump wipes $3.5bn off Lockheed Martin market value with single tweet,Trump is good for business! +Inflation hits highest level in more than two years | Business,"Meanwhile, those wages....skyrocketing" +You really want to kill him to end the curse,"Co hosted by Keith Richards, guest spots by Linsey Lohan and Miley Cyrus featuring live performances by Snoop Dogg and Bobby Brown" +What is BGA?,Whoops this might just have ruined my graduation schedule. +ESPN's wonderful BPI metric has an interesting top 30,"And that's why I've always said, he BPI are really at the cutting edge of CBB ranking systems." +"Crowdfunding raises $300,000 in a week for ruby slippers restoration | PBS NewsHour",Thank God the money went towards a movie prop rather than something superfluous like cancer research +"I HAVE SEEN A LOT OF NEW PLAYERS THIS WEEKEND, LIKE CR 2 NEW, AND THAT'S GREAT! I'VE TRIED TO BE NICE WHEN THEY WERE MY OPPONENT, BUT SOMETIMES IT WAS TO MUCH FUN TO MAKE A KILL. WELCOME ALL THE NEW PLAYERS!","YEAH, THAT BOTHERS ME TOO!" +"True, but that is not actually against the rules.","Wait, are you implying that the message the mods anonymously reddit feature has something to do with rules?" +"When I needed to buy a lot of decorations, I arranged the item in the window right where the confirmation popup is. Do whatever your favoured method of rapidly clicking is or just manually click since it saves moving the mouse at least. IIRC Arenanet said that the guild decoration vendor is special in some way and not like a regular vendor despite it using the same window. They said it isn't easy for them to change it to allow buying multiples of an item. From the amount of excessive clicking in GW2, you'd think Arenanet had shares in a mouse factory. It is admittedly better now but the Mystic Toilet is still a nightmare.",Whenever they say something is *special* basically means *we don't know how/feel like fixing it at the moment* +HMB while I do tricks on two skateboards at once.,Jack Black was pretty pissed that he couldn't land the sweet trick +"I think I'm ranked 1500, big shout out to the guys that leave the matches early. Never fails.","So, big shout out to my teammates basically lol" +"Marc went to buy stuff on Gumtree. Marc bought stuff from a seller who turned out to be a girl and an attractive girl at that. Marc met up, bought the stuff, didn't contact her since and moved on. Marc did not stalk or harass her Don't be like this guy, be like Marc Sincerely yours Marc",Username checks out. +I need to find the study that talks about how much more work your body does when you have a missing limb. It was a surprisingly high amount,"What do you mean, I thought being a cyborg was easier" +"The liquids and cigars were given to the Secret Service to dispose of, according to the list. I wonder what method they use.",They have interns for that +Ex-congressman Jesse Jackson Jr. files for divorce from ex-Ald. Sandi Jackson,Didn't see this one coming... +"Why do you need to be a dick tho, like just let me post pictures of weed stuff to a weed subreddit",Everyone knows women can't post pics of themselves on this sub or else they're looking for attention +The people and families of people who have been harmed or killed by ISIS terror attacks in most notably the Middle East and Europe?,"Yeah, they definitely should care about some random dudes joking about ISIS" +anything gwenyth paltrow does,But famous moms have a *much* more difficult job than regular moms. +Seconded,Thirded +RIVEN MAINS AGE REMADE,"It's a riven mains subreddit, minimum age is only 12?" +Then they shouldn't go posting their 10 pounds of lard in a five pound trash bag bodies all over the internet.,Who hurt you? +The Shannon scheme.,Environmental calamity though. +Why put a holiday chest on the random heroes mode? It's arguably the worst game mode there is...,Thats exactly why they want people to play it +HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE hilarious and original.,**unoriginal** FTFY +"Banana Suit Guy is pending, but if you see another you want we could do a 2 for 2 or even 1 for 1 for the samurai.",How about battle goddess and samurai? +"it also ends up hurting you. If you do a good job, you have a great defense but you put yourself further away from being able to secure the best QB in the class. You shouldn't take a QB just to take a QB but if you do your hw and feel like that QB will be great, pull the trigger and take him. A franchise QB is insanely rare and it's so insanely rare that you're in a position to take one.","Houston Texans, case in point." +Somebody really needs to do something about this fakeness epidemic. The Liberals have even been convinced that somehow Trump may not end up as president! LOL,The Liberals have even been convinced... [citation needed] +Oath Effect What exactly does Triggers Weakened status in enemy mean/ what does it do to the enemy? Thanks,Definetely saving this for later use. +All because you didn't vote for Trump doesn't mean that people didn't already get over the fact that he won and that you are now fine with him.,got proof? +There are 2 reasons why you guys should take AL #2: 1. It sets up for an AL East ALCS. 2. It also sets up a chance for the Blue Jays (and Bautista) to take revenge on Odor. 3. Everyone wants to see Bautista take revenge on Odor.,"facts check out, boys." +"Tabletop Simulator, Keep talking & Nobody, Job Simulator, Universe Sandbox, Rec Room, Greenwater, TheBlu, Project Cars, so forth, look at that ol' front page yourself.",Rec room has guns.... +Simulation of falling into a black hole,"Even though we're really small, would we still see everything like that" +What is a fact that constantly amazes you?,The power of stupid people in larger numbers +What?? Your title doesn't make any sense,Reading is hard. +"and when they ask about the gun, you retort with, i thought you were all busy.",You know it ;) +"Clays are great for wet stuff because they soak up the moisture VERY well. As for cleaning, just dust it out after every smoke. If it starts to get clogged, pop it in the oven and set the oven to self clean. Remove the pipe once the oven has cooled down. Don't run pipe cleaners down the stem, as it will strip away the fuzzy bits which will get stuck in the stem. Aside from that, just don't drop it.",What's the best way to dust it out? +Guys real talk. What is the likely hood my guys scale is 2gs different than mine?,"Throw a nickel on it, should weigh 5 gs" +Weapon bug turned my mount into a Gundam,As a fury warrior I love this glitch +Utah's Guv seeks $50k from taxpayers for anti-pornography push,Sounds like a prudent use of taxpayer money. +That's what effort is.,"Yeah, we don't know anything about that" +The system requirements for Witcher III though...,Turn down the graphics and it should be fine. +"I've reached the top 1% of players in Rec Room (VR Game). Every day I beat new people and every day I am accused of hacking/botting. I know my virtual head has gotten big but the truth is, I'm pretty damn good at Rec Room Paintball. Being accused of hacking because I'm winning so hard is one of the best compliments I can receive as a gamer.","considering that you Jong Yi, a presumable korean is playing video games, it's fair to say that i can compliment you on your starcraft skills." +vs. Wild: Wow I might as well make this thread cause the writing is written on the walls. What the fuck was this tonight?,The only good thing to come out of this game is we see that the Gallant camp was completely correct. +People would always freak out when I did this. Eat the lil butt too. Eat the whole damn ting.,r/nocontext +"If they're all vampires then why don't they explode or burst into flames when the maps are during daylight hours? Castle I get, he's just Blade in disguise, but what about the others?",Checkmate atheists +well it tasted great,"Imagine what the berries would taste like, then." +Hitboxes pls,No don't you see this is the uniqueness of brawlhalla +packs,... and morgl the oracle +"It's a typo. It should be Information, rather than Infornation.","I'm not a mechanic, please stop using industry jargon" +"Portland fans, along with Russ, are awfully pissy lol","To be fair, I don't think they like having the ball thrown at them... lol" +FFRK JP - FF VIII - Yolo - No Wall - Cid Mission - Ultimate++ Spherimorph - Ruin+ Aeons,10/10 title FailFish +I dont think healthcare is STEM,"Yeah, healthcare professionals don't use science in any aspect of their career, right?" +None that are true.,downvoted for trolling +"Looking forward to all the well thought out, totally not biased af reactionary analysis from our favorite high school minds after this one. Yeah Melo had a bad game, yeah Noah missed free throws, yeah Rose re-aggravated his back. Are you happy now you cynical little shits?",I always regret looking at these threads after losses +Jim Brown has obviously been compromised by the Russians.,And a white supremacist +You are beyond the understanding of most Pakistanis....they are not mature enough to appreciate such civilities.,"BDSM mein civility no nahi, rash zaroor hota hai." +Als to make major announcement tomorrow (Wed.) at 2:00 pm EST,"oh man i can't believe Kevin Durant is joining the Alouettes, shit's crazy" +no idea why they are saving the fking godamn space,Where are they gonna put League Ads later on? +Where exactly are all these deaths in the trans community occurring? I don't ever hear about this in the news.,That's because the (((media))) hates trans people. +We need our weaves! We need our brushes!!!,We should respond to that riot incitement by having all white women in the suburbs wear weaves. +"Ironically, male feminists are generally ignored, including by other feminists. By comparison, female MRAs are seem as more credible, because when men talk about their own issues, they get ignored.","It's funny, cause when I joined the MRM I thought I was hopping on the misogyny rape apology train and then I find out that many prominent MRAs are female and I had to reconsider joining this patriarchy instead of creating my own, all-male one." +"Yeah, resting him with Mike injured is a bit like going into a fight with a broken hand and tying the other one behind your back.","It's okay, you get your turn tomorrow when we rest LeBron, Kyrie, and Love." +What do I do with Laurels? I got 334 of them.,Buy T6 bags and then send the mats to me +Just when we thought there was hope...,"That's why I'm never buying AMD, they can't even spell correctly." +When I say trump is subgenii I mean more along the lines of him being the anti-bob ObO. -total manipulation of the luck plane while also having no slack -failed buisnessman -doesn't smoke -blonde The creepy clown sightings were the rise of the Bozo cult. I would get right with bob before July 5th,When you say get right with bob what do you mean? +IMO: Kaze - Djoko - Blanc - Pilot - Vander.,I'm pretty sure they already got a support by the time vander was released. +My condolence,Just one condolence? +"What could possibly be talked about/announced in tomorrows livestream Alright first things first, DLC 5 Confirmed. But in actuality, it's probaly not. Is there a chance? Possibly, but not a big one. Reasons it COULD be DLC 5/Zombie goodness related: * Well one its a live stream. Only time they've ever done live streams is for DLC announcments and Community Game Nights. As this isn't being advertised as a CGN, im assuming it's not one. * It's not their turn. This is IW's time to shine. I mean yes there's been support for older COD's once the new one comes out, like AW adding weapons after its life cycle, but they were all kinda silent and didn't make a big deal about them. * For people saying it's new multi weapons, It honestly probably is. But there's gotta be more to it then just that. For all other weapons, they'd just throw up a 2 minute black market trailer and call it a day. * That random BO3 patch we got yesterday Reasons it COULD NOT be DLC 5/Zombie goodness related: * There's no need for it. We got our 4 DLC's that we were promised. No need to add anything. * There's never been a 5th DLC in any COD game * This could take away from IW's spotlight as again, it's not Treyarchs turn yet. Things it realistically could be: * New Multi weapons (pretty much confirmed) * New Gobblegums (Honestly wouldn't be too mad about this) * Showcasing PS4 Pro 4k support (Though they should choose IW for this imo since it's the newer game but it's possible. * Just a look back at the past 8 years of zombies * New Comic info * New verbal info in general (From Milo or just random Intel they decide to drop) * All Multi weapons unlocked for everybody * The biggest but most realistic news I think they could drop is BO2 Backwards compatibility for Xbox One (though i'm assuming its a Ps4 centered stream so maybe not) What I would want: * Something that could please the fans of Nostalgia and Story line, a Mob of The Dead Remake but you play as the Origins crew and the story/EE is getting the blood vials from the Prisoners. * Second full blown EE added in Revelations. This is just my 2 cents about things that could happen. Leave your thoughts below!",Blundell telling us the entire Zombies storyline in a straightforward way. +"How do you know the migration is happening? Anyways thanks for heads up, maybe they put Grimer close by.",Because Pikachu is the harbinger of nest migrations! +"Yes. White needs help, their cards suck.","Blue is OP though, reflector mage is broken" +When I hold the home button I can speak my command without saying ok google first...,Pretty sure on my moto 360 I'd just say ok google no buttons required +"Overturning Roe V. Wade wouldn't actually ban abortion, just relegate it back to state legislation.",Get your facts out of here +Im from a country with no snow or ice so correct me if I'm wrong. But 40 seems way too fast for that hill on snow/ice conditions. Shouldnt the people driving be slowing down?,"Yes, i work for a bigger telcom company, and while this guy should have had a sign at the top of the hill etc, the people sliding off aren't totally innocent, most appear to be driving to fast." +If I had a nickle for every time I've been accused of xvm-sniping... and I don't even use the statistics-part of xvm. I'm not saying xvm-sniping does not exist. But it is definitely a popular excuse for taking damage among some players.,If i had a nickle for every time people try to defend XVM stats / mock XVM sniping in some roundabout way. +"If there's one way to be guaranteed you'll be rejected from a job, it's telling them you think they're engaging in discriminatory hiring practices.",Nah then your guaranteed to get the job because they'll be afraid you'll sue +Yea well I had 3 exes who loved to do this,I see what you did there. +"Does your boyfriend have an Android phone? If he does, you can in fact google his position. Assuming you know the password to his google account. Type Find my android from google while logged in.","But can you bing it, is the real question here..." +"This is why politics is a career. What we're seeing is exactly what Trump claimed to be, an amateur trying to run a campaign.",Some would even say he's a giant douche. +I have missed the gym this week due to catching a cold. I hope the iron gods see me staying home and not infecting my fellow man as a good thing and allow me to pick up where I left off and deload for my sacrifice.,"Right there with you brother, haven't been to the gym since sunday, finally getting back today!" +IPv6 enabled Christmas Tree: ping the christmas tree via IPv6 to make an LED light up!,"Oh Christmas Tree, not USB, I reach you over IP" +"Why I think it sould be the next remaster. I think WaW sould be the next remaster because unlike MW2 and beyond waw does not hold up that well to the test of time, its graphics look outdated. It is also a special modern call of duty game.(modern beeing Cod4 and newer.) As it is a WW2 shooter, and it has tanks. IMO WaW is the funnest call of duty i have played, running around with a bayonet, sniping without a scope, semi auto weapons, BAR and the porteble mini-gun(ppsh) It would be fun to get a better looking WaW where it would be an active community, not only on TDM. What do yuo think would be best as the next remaster? and why?",They won't remaster it because it's already backwards compatible. +High Level Security Issue on Apt-get,good thing I use apt instead +Oh dus daarom worden spuitbussen koud als je ze gebruikt.,Precies. +ITAP of Amsterdam,NO PHOTOS +huge mongus Wat?,Is that sexual harassment? +This is purely speculation on my part but I think they are seriously trying to save the NASL. It's been too quiet too long from the league and it's head honchos. Peter Wilt is probably working on things.,"Peter Wilt is probably default Comish right now, we just haven't heard anything yet because no one wants to admit Peterson went to the store for cigarettes 3 weeks ago and hasn't been back." +"Yep, that's the part that blew my mind. I just don't want to go?! I just don't want to do half the shit I have to. That doesn't make it anyone else's problem or mean I can just not do it. Does she think other people don't also experience the cold and hate it? The selfishness and entitlement in that line is maddening.","No, no, we should want to do it cause she is down to one diaper" +"Anyone remember Salomon Kalou? I missed him quite a bit these days, a good enough bench player never moan about his chance in the first team. Whenever he comes on or needs to start (rarely happens) most of the time he is well prepared and contribute something nowadays players start complaining and wanna leave after a few games staying on the bench....",Like fabregas and Willian and Mikel and Ivanovic and Terry and Begovic +The ultimate troll comment,"jeez it was a joke, hence the" +Jmac? or was that Pizza ceremony,lol yeah you got it already haha xD +"Great. So, on paper, I'm just as equal as a pot-dealing criminal gang-banger rap member. No consideration for living within the bounds of decency and with a respect for the laws of our society, as compared to ne'er-do-well druggies and cheats. That's fair. Not.",Fucking niggers amirite +You said you can get ascended within an hour from pvp which is provably false.,Stop nitpicking me lowly redditor! +The party horn paper things coming out of his nose near the end are fucking savage,"I didn't even notice that, thank you" +Effects of teeth loss,"BRB, gotta floss." +"Mon Mothma, Padme Amidala, Leia Organa, Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Wedge Antilles, Jan Dodonna, Crix Madine, Carlist Rieekan, Obi-Wan Kenobi. Sure are a lot of WHITE people in every position of power for the Rebel Alliance.","Well, they had that one black guy as a general that one time... And that fish guy, too!" +A human reading it and a robot reading it for machine learning are two totally different things,"Nah man, all Google employees just sit there and read your notes all day" +What is something everyone should Google?,Long mint +I've heard people actually don't want to use Moss at 99 spec because he just one handed catches routine balls over the middle of the field and drops them. Crazy but it's what I've heard,So you listen to mut cast also? +Someone please... I'd kill for episode #s,295 +"I believe they would self correct without the intervention of the Federal Government. I personally think teaching creationism is ridiculous, but I'm not a voter in Texas. It should and hopefully will be up to them. The federal government has demonstrably failed in its attempt to fix our education system. Your argument has been used to great effect to worsen that failure. We should allow the brightest kids to thrive, and I believe in the abilities of the states, who's leadership is closer to the people in the school districts, to help manufacture a system that allows that to happen.","Yeah, because letting the states decide things works out so well most of the time..." +ARAM accounts hate him,"Supports on Aram are quite good tho, engage/peel is really good." +Pennsylvania.,Dracula innit? +My dog wearing a hijab.,He is being oppressed. +Who should Oregon hire as their DC? Oregon's fans have always complained about their DCs. Any ideas? Some are saying it might be Leavitt.,Jim Leavitt I^JUST^GOT^THE^NOTIFICATION^ON^MY^PHONE +If I had a cheeseburger for every time I've heard this.,You'd be a running back for GB +"Ah, in the context of the conversation it sounded like that money was just gone. My bad!",Either that or *obviously* drugs. +Trump is a traitor and so are his supporters. They're thoroughly un-American and should be treated as an invading force by our Armed Forces and Homeland Security.,"I agree, we should have the military go door to door interviewing every citizen and asking their view on trump, and shoot them if they support him, its the american thing to do" +Rassist,Hier hat man halt was gegen die Doganische Rasse. +"TIL: Only 57.4% of Californians have English as their Native Language... Also this state lets ANYONE vote who wants to, no ID required... Also Hillary's ENTIRE lead in the Popular vote disappears if you don't count California... Do you now understand why you need to fight for the Electoral College?!",Can we give put the wall around California as well as Mexico? +Ratsmah misses lethal,That's how boring Hearthstone is +I already know I will lose all so I won't waste gems on thins challenge :),What're u even gonna use the gems ur saving for? +"This. If he can't even do simple like this, then he just doesn't care about your feelings, plain and simple.",Lmao and leaving cute notes and buying roses is not a sign that he cares about her feelings +Home of scary terry?,Bitch +Walking around like a turducken,Clearly you haven't felt the power of the wrist wraps and deadlift shoe laces combination when squatting +"Debate proposals I kinda feel the debate topics are becoming unintresting for me. Here is just som topics I think would be intresting to listen to. The topics need to be major componants of life, changing peoples perspective on reality and crossing biases, which I thought the initial purpose of the podcast was. Topics! 1:Will robots kill us all? Here Maddox can discuss a important subject with plenty of intresting facts and statistics. 2:Does god exist? Also very intresting subject. As an atheist it would be very enjoyable to see Maddox arguing in either way. 3:Does intelligent alien life exist? A huge scientific debate. He could bring in the Fermi Paradox, the Drake equation etc. 4:Is life meaningless? A deep and philosophical question, which could be intresting to listen to. 5:Flat earth! Maddox could dig upp plenty of arguments from the flat earth community. This would make for an excelent episode in terms of humor.",Maddox isn't smart enough to debate these topics. +Next thing you know you'd have us switching to the metric system. Crazy talk.,"12 in = 1 foot and 5,280 feet = 1 mile What's so hard about that!" +Are you aware of the cheese for the boss? All you have to do is crouch behind the little pillar on the right when you first walk in. I'm at work so I can't link the YouTube video I watched to learn it.,But then what do you do about the relic? +If we have spies in their country then we have no right to get up in arms when they hack a private organization and try to get their preferred candidate elected.,Comment of the year candidate +Game Thread: USA vs. America's Hat,"Toronto with a dunkathon, JFC" +Total BS,Those are just the facts which were confirmed across multiple news outlets. +Did you just copy and paste a 3 year old comment and forgot to take out the original username/information?,They shore did. +Anyone can be an anti semite. Having jewish blood or ancestry does not preclude one.,You're less likely to be one though. +Shaq Attack,What pussies. +We're all gonna die.,"Remember to buy gold, guns, and vitamins!" +Funny how the kiddies over at T_youknowwho suddenly want to post a poll again.,"This one was totally not bias, and all future +Trump polls are also well done and not bias whatsoever." +If TheLegend27 was the first Game of War player ever why wouldn't they call themselves TheLegend?,It's just a meme dude chill +Source on that show I'd love to watch it.,Splatoon +Some media referred to this as being the most effective opposition leader of all time. Shame on them.,He still is an opposition leader... he just leads the opposition inside his own party. +because they just discovered the incident when investigating another breach from 2013.,"But don't the experts on twitter agree that if you don't catch the hackers in the act, you can't catch them anymore?" +"Plano all weather case from amazon, if you wanna get fancy Pelican are great.",[/thread] (: +"Laughed so hard I dropped my phone on the floor. I'd ask you to grab it but it's a little close to your rift camera, and everybody knows that just won't work","Lol, if you had to write a strange story because you are running out of arguments, please continue, it is fun to read" +Your graphics card is outdated.,"Yea man, that RX 480 is such an old card." +Apple's fix to the MacBook Pro battery problem- remove time remaining,"Just remove the battery, don't even have to worry about charging anymore." +"If Trump is such a successful businessman, then why does he need multiple bankruptcy lawyers?","Because he's smart and Hillary didn't stop him, duh." +"Pirate Bay to be blocked in Australia, Federal Court rules",So that's it piracy will stop good job guys +Ohio!,"You don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan, I know that." +"Thanks for taking the time to engage and respond, REDDIT NEEDS YOU!",awaaaaaaay! +Can we please get rid of cannon by castle war? It is really dumb how every single world has a low combat player cannoning ogres making it impossible to do my ogre slayer task with range.,how about private server worlds so everyone can have their own worlds +"Sorry SWP, but I will not be completing this task as shown. (Found in Safe Work Procedure manual.)",Pussy +Unfortunately reality has a habit of contradicting Bremainer predictions.,"Yes, just look at how strong the GBP is against the EUR." +"I've seen streamers try to do this on stream and 90% of the time they're wrong, but when they're right they always go oh makes sense. Confirmation bias. You guys are dumbasses.",I can confirm this anectdotal fact. +That's islamophobic you fucking white male,Hopefully you dropped this? +I've got a pretty nasty tractor beam list that works on everything EXCEPT the decimator. Drives me crazy,hahahah! +Name a quote that a anime character frequently says. NO SENPAI THIS IS OUR FIGHT,Kyon-kun denwa or Now you will say that my comment is bad. +"Lol, attributes is the LEAST important thing you need to know to buy the right items. A noob wouldn't think I have low armor, I should buy an eaglesong, or I have no HP regen, I should buy an ogre club. In most cases, all you need to know to choose the best item is your HP/Mana, Armor, Movespeed and Damage.","8k speaking, bois" +"out of complete curiousity, what was the hand motion? Cause I'm picturing a violent finger point, but tha'ts just making me laugh.",Swish and a flick +Looks like the don't deliver to the geist area :( nobody does...,Can't people in Geist just send their butler/manservant to get food? +It's more cinematic like this. I like it.,Eyes can't see 60 fps anyway +Just finished my first battlestation. Thoughts?,"$1000 monitor, $10 desk" +Maine Gov. Paul LePage (still) thinks the election was rigged,"Why couldn't we do a nation wide recount for shits and giggles, since everyone has says this election was rigged." +Thanks for the recommendation. I picked some up!,Happy to help! +So my dad started watching Game of Thrones...,Takes a note of dad's phone number and prepares the GOT spoilers +so ban SOI block?,It has Emrakul so yes. +"Or Irish. My in laws talk like this. It's X, so it is",Wasn't Yoda Irish? +Woman at Hillary Clinton rally has an epiphany.,She is now the official meme for an epiphany +You're underestimating Leah's unlikeability..,You're one of them aren't you? +Zylon BEE,I'm gonna report this shitpost to r/Bee_irl +"Xom is love, Xom is life",Damn son praise Xom indeed. +"Nothing yet, I need to build a bunch more stuff in the game before I'm ready for that. And I need a name. :D",Just call it splinterman haha Or hitcell +"they are the god damn worse. Assming you are a rebellious child who refused to wear a dress to formal occasions you now have to deal with all of that shit, not exposing yourself (which is harder than it sounds) not tucking it into your underwear by accident all without any training. THEY STILL DONT HAVE ANY GOOD POCKETS","Yeah, because my pants have good pockets and not one square inch of space." +He's a politician. He lies.,But... but... but how could a politician just get elected and ya know... lie? +"Anti-Semitic Flyers Left At Burlington, Vermont Town Hall",I love how it equals Christmas stamps with lives and just goes and calls it genocide. +Better than Astralis at least...,I like the logo :D +And with rice is somehow better?,"definitely not, I want you both downvoted to the lowest depths of the nether pits" +We need gold flashes that are not mp,Like elseworld flash +"Mark my words, she'll just milk they guys wallet and when he has no more money she'll be gone.",No shit +What is this subreddit (r/8d555938976fc8b)?,The answer your question is your question. +You know there are climates in between right? You don't have to pick between just hot as hell and cold as hell.,But.. isn't hot as hell the same as cold as hell? +"Tales of The Lick-Wizards I'm running a (currently lvl 4-6) campaign in the Inner Sea region. Very standard Find the 8 McGuffins so you can stop the Evil from Eviling too hard! But also, it gets a little bit silly sometimes. Not always, but there are certainly ridiculous moments. One of these came in the first session. See, none of the players have any points in Spellcraft. None of them can tell what a magic item does, just that it's special somehow. So they have two general methods to finding out: Trial and Error, and hiring a lick-wizard. In the starting town, with their very first magic item (a sword that deals extra damage to dragons, I believe), they hired a wizard. This was the only wizard in this small town, at least the only professional one. And of course the wizard just does a spellcraft check, but on a lark I decide to make this guy a little.... eccentric. He goes about testing the sharpness of the blade, feels for runes, and licks the sword. Of course, everyone in the party thought this supposed-to-be-one-off joke was HILARIOUS. And so the next time they had a magic item.... I go to the lick-wizard! It's been months, and we have fully embraced that all wizards in this setting have to lick things to know what they do. Those are just the rules now. Do you have anything similarly unusual that simply is in your campaign?",This sounds like the first arc of the one shot podcast. +Syria: then and now,Nice try main stream media but I'm too smart to believe that. +"Go Fas Announcement, what will it be?",They're starting an Indy Lights team +"Just a friendly reminder: iOS 10 does not make your iPhone 5SE, iPhone 6/6+, or iPhone 6s/6s+ waterproof or water resistant. Nor does it grant you wireless charging through the microwave.","I wasn't going to update anyway, I like having a usable headphone jack." +who do you think he voted for?,Trump +My neighbor. He's a nice guy but a horrible driver,Your neighbor is Brian Scott? +Found some old die casts while cleaning out the garage.,Nice Larson diecast +Please... what case is that,In Win 303 +"I miss the old Inferno because, really, I miss having 270+ frames instead of 100-130. Why the fuck do I own a 144hz monitor, again?",Because you put your money into a monitor instead of a decent pc? +Vintage American Muscle - WM Exclusive Dropping in January 2017,The Mach 1 is sweet. +"Don't overrate Green Bay's run defense. Look at the RBs they have played against. The first good RB they played destroyed them (Zeke last week). That being said, I think it depends on your league. PPR, go Thomas; standard, go Howard",Thanks for the advice! +"the real prize is the car if they win 5 games in a row. They are most likely not going to win all $100k possible, but $20k and a new honda? jackpot.",But Reddit says the car isn't worth it because of all the taxes you have to pay on it! +Kara Case Hardened WW,Full market if youre lucky +"I love Big Jeff, but this preview was really hard to watch. Plus the premise of the movie is that if you don't believe in god you turn into a horrible person? Terrible. I guess the plus side was Big Jeff might have been the best actor in that preview.","Yeah, because only religious peoples have values." +Swiftwater!,Can't forget about Lost Borough and Knucklehead! +Do you think Aurelion Sol is an abusable champ in SoloQ?,Any champ is abusable if you are really good at them m8 +"We are under attack. Republican leaders, where is your patriotism?","Bought and paid for by Russia, of course." +Donald Trump keeps moving the goal post for economic growth,Like negative 1 million is bad right? +The new Republican motto should be Gonna party like it's 1929,No brakes! +"Way back in the day when I was doing my EMT clinicals we got toned out to a minor chest pain and difficulty breathing call. When we got on scene the dude had a fucking screwdriver stabbed into his lung. Well, I think I found the problem",Relevant username. +Ah ok. Shouldn't be looking at the phone anyways. Can you set the photo radar warning to audible?,Yes. +"thats king Trump to you, peon",needs +"Sinds ik iets heb besteld bij Bever (die sportwinkel) en daar een telefoonnummer moest opgegven, wordt ik per dag meerdere keren gebeld door onbekende nummers.... ... en wat ik hoor, ALS ik al opneem, slaat helemaal nergens op! Hijgende vrouwen, mannen die vragen of ik thuis ben, mensen die zeggen dat ze er bijna zijn, vrouwen die vragen waar hun alimentatie blijft (in het duits?!?!?!) Ik heb Vodafone als provider, en ik kan nergens vinden hoe ik deze nummers blokkeer (sommige herken ik inmiddels, die neem ik dus gewoon niet meer op).",Dan had je de alimentatie maar moeten betalen. +RUMOR: The monitors are now causing lag in the WOTM,"Just lag from someone in the team, I've ran monitors 3 times and only once did it lag (one guy was laggy af)" +I'd watch it,"Too bad it's about as plausible as him being a UFC fighter or the President, so it will probably never happen" +"If they do this with focus groups you sure as hell know they do this with everything else, polls, narratives, everything.",The biggest problem is that electronic voting machines give them the ability to do this with the election result. +This great sandwich,What is that divine creation? +"Rare 1,500 year old Odin amulet found in Denmark",The Nazis have been around for so long! +What bullshit do your folks believe?,"My parents believe some magic sky wizard created everything, I'm just glad that I'm 16 and have it all figured out." +- 'The Hanging of Mr. Robot',Rendered in Cinema 4D with a little post-processing in Photoshop. +"I don't understand why you magically think your life is going to be awesome just because you're no longer in the US. Shits pretty fucking great in the US. Good luck I guess, at least you're still young, got some time to figure your shit out, which is useful since you're systematically dismantling your current life.","It's not going to be magically awesome, but thanks for your words of encouragement!" +1 dad reflex 2 children,Jackie chan confirmed +"Wait, hang on, I found 50ft of ubiquiti tough cable.",Still not going to be enough you dirty pleb +"Its not about being above it, its about the risk to the team not being worth it. Look what happened to Domi.",I assume you mean Domi JR? +What stereotype do you prove wrong?,I have red hair and a soul. +"Just a small PSA for associates helping CEOs with running cars for sales. Ok, so you're hired by SecuroServ to help this guy out with his wheelman operations. Great! When it comes time to offload vehicles, I've noticed a lot of people like to take off like a bat outta hell, driving like someone is chasing them. And as a CEO, this kinda bothers me. Chill the fuck out, and drive carefully people. You have 15 minutes to drive 2-3 miles, maybe a little more. Take your time, carefully scan for openings in traffic, hell, stop your car for a sec if you encounter wild traffic. Just don't drive like the car has a speed bomb on it. TL;DR associates, when helping with a sale? Please, drive cautiously, not fast. It's not a race.",Idk man the music that plays when you steal that car says otherwise +"All it takes to get a foreign ditto is putting your own ditto up on GTS and asking for a ditto in return. You'll get a foreign one within a few trades, if not the first. And chaining is pretty slow too, honestly, while breeding isn't *fast* exactly but still faster than ever before. Considering that a lot of pokemon species will have moves or abilities that make chaining a real pain in the ass, plus the chance of help pokemon not showing up, and the ways of potentially screwing up like accidentally killing the wrong pokemon or letting a pokemon struggle and kill itself, I just don't see many upsides to it.","It's a more active process, so it could be more fun I suppose" +wait...I'm the product of several billions of years of cosmic evolution...just a great ape on a rock falling through space who acts as an enforcer of rules..,I could murder this guy and it doesn't make a shred of a difference in the grand scheme of the universe... The slippery slope of nihilism... +"Just to be clear, the hooded white character is supposed to be a Klansman, right?",Nah just a ghost +"Well, I assume he's very well read on the history of Israeli-Palestinian relations and has thought deeply about the repurcussions. So I trust him to make the right decision.","Of course he will, he has some great Jewish friends, what more could you ask of him?" +Too lazy to go to the fridge and get a beer?,That's what the wife and/or kids are for. +"Friend of mine is a welder, here's his present for his boss.",Bonus points if his boss is currently in AA. +floating,Malena Morgan +"A course will have a checksheet which lists the steps to competing it. Typical steps on a checksheet might be, read so and so pages in your course materials, listen to this lecture, demonstrate this concept in clay (you'd make little people and things and label them), etc. What you'd be learning about depended on the course. The beginning courses are mostly common sense stuff. There a communications course. Some of the drills in that are where you pair up with a partner and sit across from each other and practice acknowledging things they say. They'd read things out of Alice in Wonderland. So, like, This one says Drink Me. And you'd respond, OK, or Gotcha or something that would be an appropriate response. There are all sorts of courses. A lot of them train you to be an auditor and use an E-Meter. There's a course called The Student Hat that teaches you study techniques. You're encouraged to go up both sides of the Bridge at about the same pace. One side being training an course work and the other side being auditing.",Can I ask why you are no longer a follower? +I disagree. Yes people don't want to go back but that is because they have already played them. They've played through all the content those games have to offer. The style is not the thing that people are tired of. If there was a new game built with the classic style it would be incredibly successful especially since it would be a radically different experience than everything else on the market.,"That's why so many people are playing H2A, as OP said" +All Scout Promotions,Now i want to see the upgrades of the other units aswell +"I often wonder, is this just fluff talk, or is professional soccer so competitive and full of arseholes that basic kindness like this between teammates is remarkable?",Well if IIRC when Messi came to Barca he shunned for quite some time by other teammates until Ronaldinho told him the locker beside his was Messi's and took him under his wing.Neymar must have been under immense pressure to perform +If you have a stadium with droopy nets.. Whats wrong with you? How can you enjoy scoring goals into that,"I like saggy, droopy things........" +Trump's DoubleThink in choosing advisors,It was also very illegal lol +"I wish I had the money and time to go out and hunt for meat. Instead I have to buy it from the grocery store where I know that animal had a shit life. If I had the money I would love to go out and shoot a single elk that lived as good natural life. And instead of the elk dying from being eaten ass end first for a week from wolves or coyatees, or starving to death. I would give it a quick humane death, pluck it from nature, and feed myself for a YEAR off a single hunt. Instead I get my meat from factory farming. Where do you get your food from?",So go move somewhere you can do that... +Give it a few seconds to kick in.,Sit down to get rid of Thorn DoT +I used to tell people in my review if they asked me what I had planned for the next 5 years that if I have done my job properly and been given all the tools I asked for I wouldn't have a job here anymore because I would automate everything and make specialist positions redundant. Didn't always go down well.,Nothing like hearing You could lose your job if you hire me. +A post from the don claims Obama's birth certificate is a forgery. ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME!??,"And of course, this is supposed to be 'totally plausible' but the idea that Russians influenced the election is just a ridiculous conspiracy theory!" +"It also encourages war, directly. I don't think you've thought through the perverse incentives here.","What, you mean Reddit isn't qualified to make policy decisions?" +"Theory about summoning and unit strength 3rd Arc got me wondering about the BF world. I got thinking about the summoning gate and why units that our summoner can control are as strong/weak as they are when fighting with us. Why is the popular Vargas so weak? Why is Hisui so much more useful relatively? Considerations: - These summoned units are from another realm. Most are dead, but this still means they are from another realm (heaven/hell or wherever). - Using the gate, the summoner is able to channel the unit's power. - Each unit has its own personality, wants/desires, values, etc. My thoughts: - In this other realm that their spirit goes to after mortal death, they are still conscious and have some free will. They retain who they are. It is the reason why half these units die and seemingly come back to life; they have ability to cross dimensions only obtained theough mortal death. - Vargas is statistically and skillfully weak not because he himself as an entity was weak, but because he lets the summoner use only some of his powers. He could be so powerful that the summoning arts at 100% only borrow a smaller portion of his powers, like 50%. His full actual strength which he demonstrated when alive could very well be 10*, 11*, 12* tier levels. Either he just doesn't let us access 100% of his powers due to his own free will OR the summoner is just too weak to use the remaining portion of his powers (probably a mix of both). As the summoner grows and reaches new heights in power (or the summoning gate gradually weakens due to usage), more of Vargas' power can be summoned, which would come in the form of unlocking another star rarity for Vargas. - Units like Hisui (who was not very known in the lore world and did not really demonstrate his strength in a memorably great way) is statistically and skillfully more powerful than Vargas. Perhaps the actual Hisui in the other realm pales in comparison to actual Vargas. Actual Hisui is weak enough that the summoner can access more of his powers (maybe all of it) because Hisui just isn't able to hold back his powers from the summoner's influence. - The above would explain the difference in power between the Starter killers and Agress-recent units. Actual Narza could be just as strong as Actual 10* Magress, which means Narza -and the others- have 10* power levels themselves, which dwarfs Agress-recent units. -- Again, personalities come into play when summoning and can explain other differences in stat&skill power between units. - The power of the summoning gate itself could also influence the leakage of power. When the summoner was travelling through Ishgria, the power of the summoning gate weakened so much that more power became available, which unlocked the 7* potential powers like 7* Vargas, Alpha, Kira, etc. -- Gems could very well be glorified rocks that we throw at the gate's physical infrastructure to cause wear and tear to the gate. -- BF started with big names like the Six Heroes. How come units like Agress didn't make as big of an impact as the older units, given their stat&skill strength? It's because they are nobodies in the other realm, who just happened to be near the ever-expanding hole of the summoning gate. New gates open in rural areas of the other realm, allowing access to different parts of the other realm and thus more specific units. - My thoughts on units like Undine, Dryad, or fodder units who did not have a great effect on the lore world might be simply because their actual self is weak as well, so the summoner can easily draw out 100% powers as a summoned unit. Welp, that was fun. Someone else can probably word it better than me but just felt like trying to justify the BF world hehe (Afterthought: this could very well explain every other long-lasting gacha game like BF; just replace a few words with X game terminology and there you go lol)","Damn son, thats some really nice w33d you been smoking there" +Bwahahahaaaaa!!! You really mean it? Because I've always dreamt of having a race track in my back yard.,[Humor] +I was chopping yew trees on Runescape for hours at a time,"I was one of the first, and one of the highest on the hiscores for both 99 wc and fishing, and then construction when it came out =\" +"Please please, just for the all the people who are missing it. Bring back 'Play Rust Legacy' back to the launch menu. I'm sick of all the arguing, can you please just give it one more chance so everyone can finally stop with all the reddit posts and every other social media complaint about the removal of legacy. I'm asking you for all the other 10s of thousands of people who miss the game, Please please please add it back to the menu for at least a short trial. It will honestly mean a lot to us Garry.","Come on man, sometimes you just gotta move on when someone makes a decision." +From 1776 to present,Lol what a random year to start +"I remember after the first debate hearing people saying he wiped the floor with her and was just floored that people watched that and didn't think he reminded them of that crotchety old man who sits on his front step yelling at kids to get off his lawn while complaining about everything and everyone. The best part, he never mentioned a solution he just complained. Complaining trumps solutions. Jerry Seinfeld for President 2020. What's the deal with muslims? Actually he had a solution for that one, it was just scary as fuck.","it seemed like he settled on the best, the very best, final solution for them mooslims, people like you are just mad you didnt think of it first." +Russia challenges US to prove election hacking claims or shut up,Putin to Obama: Nut up or shut up Source- MSNBC. +Who are your RBs?,"Demarco, Foster and Dixon." +"GGG you should really do something, this is getting ridiculous",I'm pretty sure they haven't even noticed they have server issues. +Reason number 1 why my mate isn't allowed to drive,"Just do your mate a favour and read the map for him, mapping and driving never works out lmao." +Yeah I keep hoping to see something real but I'm starting to get worried that we won't have one. Acestream links anyone?,720p BT Sport 60a9a4704a53844d12663233eea250096b140c46 +A USPS truck caught fire and the postal worker rushed to save all of the packages from catching fire.,Parece com os Correios. +Dude I don't even know. She likes the same music and anime. I got mad lucky,fuckin weebs amirite +"So, what do we have to look forward to in 2017 in terms of releases? (this has probably been asked many times already) Afaik, the only things on my radar are Caedes Cruenta, Goat Synagogue, Death Worship (totally sick btw), Innumerable Forms, Antichrist, Venenum (will this ever come out?) and that's about it. Feel free to enlighten me.","For the grind freaks out there, PLF has announced a new album that should be coming sometime 2017" +You dont get banned without a reason?,No it was obviously Bard's fault +"Just to point out- I never called anyone delusional and if someone is gay or transgendered it does not move me either way. My daughter had a friend who came out as gay at 11 years old. That child spent plenty of time at our house and slept over. So I am not homophobic and do not find anything wrong with transgendered, gay people, effeminate males or masculine females. My point is that we have parents who want to be seen as liberal and progressive. Some take it to extremes for attention. For example- the child in the article. It seems that child is getting tons of attention for being transgendered. I wish the parents would keep it low key so the child has a chance to learn more about his self as he matures. At this point the expectation appears that the child will identify as female. What if his feelings change? What role will sex hormones in puberty play? It just reminds me of an old Eminem lyric I am whatever you say I am. I am just worried about a kid being unduly influenced by parental expectations for decisions made while very young. Also- why would you go back and be something different? You are who you are which is fine. Nothing wrong with being you.","More of that hate speech coming from T_D, I see." +(f) Cookies are baking :) Hopefully this will tide you over till they're done!!!,Didn't see your screen name right away but recognized your perfect ass immediately. +Would you do a 1:1 trade for a damaged 4-lom? I can take pics after work in about 5 hours.,"Possibly, depends how damaged." +Wait. It looks gold to me...,It doesn't look like anything to me. +"It's no unicorn, I've seen it with my own eyes! It comes from long ago... When warriors were more peaceful and less about smacking you in the face, and more about waiting until you smacked yourself in the face with fatigue.",Pacifist warrior +Cool illustrations,That purple one is Photoshoped. +"I moved to NC last year with the hope of taking advantage of the thriving economy here, especially in comparison with my home state, PA. HB-2 passed shortly afterwards, stripping the state of effectively all new tech jobs and a huge number of other jobs that could use my degree. I voted for Cooper in hopes that he'd fix the situation. I regret moving here. It's become increasingly obvious with states like West Virginia, North Carolina, Oklahoma, Mississippi, Missouri, Louisiana...Conservative policies are toxic to local economies, and Republicans will stop at nothing to kick down the ladders of economic mobility. I hope I'm not right, but I feel like NC is too far gone by now.","We regret you moving here, too, obviously you brought all of this hell fire with you." +"Here you go guys, a new space game that costs exactly as NMS should've been priced, has all the features Sean Murray promised + extra stuff and it's still in Early Access!",But what do you do? +"Vaginas on the other hand, are delicate eco systems. Self sustaining and relatively able to clean itself, but still very susceptible to foreign bodies that mess up the eco system resulting in less than desirable vaginal conditions.... Especially fecal matter.","Just wipe front to back, brah." +The current experience we have today is and will continue to be free.,So 4k and up will be payed +"This may not be a popular opinion around here, but really, who gives a shit? Obama has a month left in office and this doesn't fucking matter anymore.",Gotta get him outta office before he forces us all to convert to Islam +"Yeah keep it racist, Reddit",Stop oppressing free speech pls +Hopefully they at least learned from the last UDL event and won't make the mistake of putting the skins and stones in public bags... Cuz all that did was encourage hacked clients.... Let's make the best lewts only obtainable for people using the auto-loot hack.... It's like they've never even played the game.,Yes I also believe they did that on purpose. +Sorry for insulting the subreddit...,Matt should just make a sticky thread Dan isn't as good as he used to be MEGATHREAD ^you ^fucking ^cunts +"r/menslib went the way of the MRA I was having what I thought were productive discussions on r/menslib about terms regarding oppressive gender roles and how we internalize that. Apparently a bunch of people there think men are oppressed by women and the reverence of femininity is patronizing. There was the denial that rape culture disproportionately affects people designated female more ... and barf barf barf, the privilege makes me want to fucking barf. I feel even more marginalized devalued than I usually do... so much for male allies and supporting each other's liberation.","There needs to be a radical, militant feminist subreddit for men's issues." +i never get rage quit on,I think you have to win a match before someone ragequits on you +"Still no Latinos in Trump's Cabinet, with few picks left","Well, they wouldn't want to appoint a rapist." +"And I can't deal with people wanting to make this game into a no error zone. First it was Odin being able to get out of his own cage so he can pop and place without a thought, and now people want any walls to be able to either drop them or walk through. If a player uses the wall against someone on purpose, that's the player's fault, not the gods.",Plus its fun to wall allies into towers and if they could pass through the fun would be gone +His own models.,"No, he used his grandfather's models." +Richard Sherman Felt Disrespected by Jared Goff's 'Running Style',Well I mean Goff's running style was an attack on Christmas +China's navy seizes unmanned US Navy vehicle in international waters of South China Sea,It's almost like they don't respect our sovereignty or something +At the risk of reddit calling me gay... Maybe her hair?,gay +That all depends on Zens OCability. Id take a 5GHz kaby lake i5 over a 4GHz Zen 4c/8t.,What fucking i5 runs at 5ghz? +The last Airbender movie was better then the cartoon.,"I know nothing about the Last Airbender, but I'm here to fight over the then." +lol it's a microscosm of different Jews - doesn't Israel force deport non Jews? What a crazy policy.,Yes the Arabs in the picture are getting off at the concentration camp stop. +For all the people who say RG is good only when overleveled,"Must be really hard to win when your opponent has a lavahound, you have inferno dragon, and your opponent has no zap!" +"Socialism is anti-scirmcr, and Bernie wasn't socialist.",That is definitely the kind of nuance that the American electorate would appreciate. +"And yet, Dunmer already having their own ethnostate generated no fucks given whatsoever in Morrowwind. Some racists are more fashionable to bash than others.","Yes, because obviously Morrowind portrayed the Dunmer as a completely reasonable society that the player was supposed to endorse unconditionally." +(Not to be confused with true willy nilly),(Not to be confused with free willy nilly) +"The Gosu Crew gets exposed as online warriors, lose to NV 3-0.",But according to some dimwit I talked to nV isn't even that good so that's not much of an accomplishment +I'm done with Kanye after this shit.,Ya fuck him for trying to talk to the president on how to help the black community +"If I am misunderstanding your solutions then you need to be more specific, because I am not hearing anything new in anything you said. And while you're at it, list your credentials on the topic, because you very much strike me as a person who has none.","OP will deliver, just wait." +"You say that like that Dockworker Unions are going to agree to unload this shit without guaranteed pay. lol Besides, to see the retarded waste of industrial resources from Socialism, you only have to look at the Soviet-era relics still wasting away in the Eastern Bloc or how fast shit is getting abandoned in Venezuela.","Yeah, because there are no relics wasting away under capitalism." +MKG makes his first three of the season,"wow bradley needs to get a hand up, what a piss-poor defender" +"Yeah, I would be very, very, very surprised if more than two Trump electors defect.",those sheep +"Not to mention Guatemala, Iran, or a whole slew of other CIA atrocities.",Who could say anything bad about Operation PBSUCCESS? +"Unless will, the fun police squad arrives to RTA: Verad Poseidon Hathor Ganymede",Outspeed and nuke ezpz. +Chaddaghe Inn,"Confirmed, he is from Boston" +But the thread title feels misleading.,You should sue op! +Bjergsen is working really good for TSM too,"Nah Bjerg is NA, haven't you seen riot's list?" +Don't leave your watercooled PC out in the cold! :(,Should've put antifreeze +"Now Trump supporters are going to start claiming Russia has a higher population then the USA. The United States Census Bureau and World Bank are just part of the mainstream media, lying to make Obama look good.","Russia has a higher population, if you don't count our illegal immigrants." +"Don't get your fucking news from Facebook. There is no such thing as Real News. This whole hysteria over fake news has really brought the topic to a head. There is data, raw facts, but news is the interpretation of facts: There is always going to be bias there. It is up to US, PEOPLE, Thinking Individuals, to consider what is published and determine for ourselves what truth is there. That's how it works. That's the only way it works. No consortium of masked Truth Justices can tell you what news is real.","But who's going to protect me from dissenting views, if there's no censorship?" +Lol let's all send each other verses and make a big /makinghiphop diss to this dude,We'll make a super fire beat using all of the producers and rappers here lol +"Being the 1% in this life, and the next! Then even death won't be fair for poor people.",It will trickle down eventually! +"MRW I open myself up to one of those if you need to talk, shoot me a PM! users and never hear back from them",I hope you feel better but I just gotta say that is the ugliest rabbit I've ever seen. +"See, that's the problem in the Netherlands. if you were taking Freedom classes here in God's country, you would have learned that shit much earlier, like at 21! We English and Math better than all of the other inferior countries seperated and split in half!",you dropped this: +Stan Lee and Alice Cooper are my biggest still alive heroes. I can't believe even 2016 would be cruel enough to take them.,I play Alice Coopers radio show every day at work. +Nootropics to help fall asleep?,Definitely L-Theanine or passionflower. +"For the love of God, just do this and we're almost done with this HUD shit.",This is like 700% better then what they have currently. +"Okay, I get what you're trying to say, here, but I've never seen Thespians gut a pension fund so they could buy a second yacht.",Clearly you don't know Hollywood well. +Why should Surrender vote continue if there are already 2 no? Cmon it pisses me off everytime because I have to move that box away from the screen. It's really weird because the vote is 100% failed if there are 2 NO. Why the hell should it continue? Could a Rioter answer me please? inb4 literally unplayable,So the 3 people who voted yes can flame the others for voting no +Compensation? You want a life as best can be had or compensation? Nothing compensates for what is lost. The VA is bureaucracy. Not life-strengthening.,"Um yes, compensation is life-strengthening because it helps to replace the income for the days I cannot work, or the extra hours of overtime I am not able to put in, or the physical jobs that pay well which I could easily have done but am no longer capable of performing because of injuries sustained." +rampage*,He might have bashed 20 guys in the skull with the stock of his gun you don't know. +"Lucky horseshoe is, by no means of the world, Early game. You can get the Umbrella as soon as you start. Lucky Horseshoe involves exploring floating islands. This shouldn't even be a discussion.",Finding and exploring floating islands is one of the first things I've seen a lot of people do... +"It's not a circlejerk sub, but there are a solid amount of circlejerkers, sadly.","I'm really glad pedro's in charge, the alternative would suck." +makes you think of current fashion trends that people are going to look back on and think WTF.. Honestly those jeans dont even compete to gape earings.,They were both born of the same asshats. +Those damn poor people!,I just wish they'd get educations and jobs and pull themselves up by their bootstraps! +RNG in skill based games,"Clearly using aimbot, you can see how the cursor drags in their heads" +The first thing that comes into my mind.,Which would be what at this moment? +What noise can you not stand?,Women. +"It depends on personal genes. BUT, if black men weren't particularly gifted, we would see asians and white people set records at sprinting, for example.",That's wrong. +"Mark My Words: Nike will be a must-ban on worlds. I think that she is going to dominate... in bans. Pros with nike: Her clear is broken Her passive buffs are very good Her CCs are good Her sustain is OK Her damage potential is very fucking good MARK MY WORDS GUYS... You will come back here and praise this post after worlds, oh you were so right and I will enjoy every single comment","I love how people say her passive is op, if you really care about 9% movement speed just build a winged or something." +"Barack thought 'fuck that I'm more of a lone b2b trequartista deep lying, play making, defensive midfielder anyway'",Don't forget destroyer. +its naive to think just coz something is dark its good,But hallway fight! +"Dont you guys get me wrong, i love hirez but someone in that company has no idea what they are doing, its not the 1st time this happens.",You mean everyone in that company doesn't know what they are doing. +How often do I have to clean my PC? I built it like 2 months ago and I'm curious about when dust is gonna be a problem,it depends on the situation really but cleaning it every 1-2 months should do the job +Fuck them. Innocent animals deserve cuddles and treats. Not abuse.,"guilty animals, however, deserve the firm hand of the law." +Ummmm Help? (Sorry for quality my PC wasn't taking screenshots),Before you know they're gonna charge cod points for better graphics :) +Fuck NJPW,"Well, thanks for this informative thread." +"Bryan Cranston's garage was used as a meth lab in Malcolm in the Middle, years before his RV was used as a meth lab on Breaking Bad",Very kind of Bryan Cranston to donate his personal garage as a shooting location. +CBD hemp oil named a Schedule I drug by DEA,I can't see any way this could *possibly* backfire. +Video of Josh Donaldson's game winning base running....courtesy of Kyle Lowry!,"I'm a straight man, but holy fuck, JASH DANALDSAN Has some sexy fucking strides!" +traduccion: se me acaba la caja makri send money pls bb,pls notice me senpai +Passenger,Damn dude don't cut yourself on that edge. +*ha ha*,Haha +"I swear to god the dudes in AskWomen are the bane of my existence. Every time I post an experience or story, I immediately get dudes telling me I'm wrong or that's not how that happened or if I had only done X it wouldn't have happened that way.",That's not how it happens. +lol no I'm in 8th grade :p,Never too early to start +This is a next level nitpick,"I know, we should just be happy she at least plopped him in front of a screen this time instead of letting him scream in his crib in the dark." +Man narrowly avoids getting hit by a car (x-post from r/peoplefuckingdying),Man was just casually standing there minding his business then suddenly hit by a SIGN.. bad day +Looking for 4 tickets Tonight.,Flash Seats! +All the people who honestly believe Clinton will ever end up in a courtroom are the most gullible fucks on the plenet.,But her old buddy Trump said so! +E-Money is my personal favorite.,I don't know why people have such a weird fascination with electronic money. +Then you literally haven't played Front or Field because they are extremely alike.,"Yeah, that's why Battlefield 1 has had a way better reception and player population than Battlefront, because they are extremely alike..." +"Saw a friends status on FB, tons of wrecks today on Woodruff. I, for one, am shocked.",Shocked from multiple wrecks on Woodruff... You must not have been here long. +FOR ANYONE HAVING TROUBLE HEARING IT like I did; *Put your right headphone on.*,"Ooooh, I was putting the wrong one on" +"Who the fuck learns 5 languages when they're a kid? That's fucking impressive, whether she learned them as an adult or as a kid.",Learning more than the language of your people is Cultural Appropriation and you should all feel bad. +I don't know why people always need to put others down.,"Because, idiot, it's how you win arguments." +Both sides ran campaigns full of lies and misinformation. It was a case of working out who seemed to be lying the least in key areas,"But 'Remain' lost so it's absolutely impossible that they could have ever done anything wrong and they must have all been saints, don't you know how politics works?" +Can I send you my resume? I have a college degree in economics.,That explains why you're looking for a warehouse job +"Fun fact, Trip has better Health Care coverage than I do.",Healthcare should be optional for everyone anyway. +"Can we please agree on one thing about favela? It runs like shit. My rig handles entire game, maxed out with ultra HD textures DLC and 2x MSAA in 70-120 FPS range. Entire game but favela. Being a defender is more or less okay but once I have to play as an attacker it's pure hell. It drops all the way down to ~40fps making it nearly impossible to fend off spawnpeekers and such. Ubisoft please.",But the human eye can only see 24 fps +"The actual Fuck Ubisoft So I'm in a match, currently winning 3-1 ranked. We are all picking our classes and boom, one by one everyone but me gets kicked by Battleye, that's 9 people from the match and I honestly don't think one of them was actually hacking. 5 Players join and are all put on the other team so it's 1v5 but as we spawn in, it awards the round win to me and the match is won 4-1. I gained 225 ranked points cause I'm assuming 1v5 ranked would do that but I'd much rather win the normal way than this shit. Beta or not, this shit is fucked up.",System is still in beta so you can't complain. +The Japanese Sport of Boutaoshi meaning Bring the pole down,The most important thing is player safety +"Bungie, can you plx fix this horrible PvP bug? It has been in the game long enough... /HalfARant If me or an enemy's leg/ass comes from behind a corner or box (so walking towards the left), that person or me should NOT be able to see the other person's head before he is either dead or getting shot at because the other person can see the leg. They can only see the box. PLZ FIX THIS CRAP. /EndHalfARant",Such a well articulated point; how can you argue against it +Anyone have any cool New Monarchy wallpapers?,"Sorry, no such thing" +Not to mention the current governor being allowed to make a last minute 6-year appointment of one of his supporter's wives.,Dont they know only the voters can decide appointments in the year of elections? +I've seen this picture before I question if this picture is even yours.,"This is Reddit, it's obviously original" +"I had my first child at 18 (second at 28) It was considered a high risk pregnancy by my doctors and I was assigned a social worker to help me understand nutrition and other things. This was done because I was still technically in puberty and having a baby at this time could result in serious problems for both the child and my still growing body. So, I guess the doctors were wrong and I was lucky to get that one in just before the buzzer.",A man's ignorant opinion out weighs medical doctors and science +"Just moved the tower across state lines in the car... now it won't boot into windows. So my PC is an alienware tower that I've had for 6-7 years (building a new PC over the christmas break). I transported it in the back seat laying on its side. Just hooked it all up and it will show the alienware boot logo briefly and then just idle at a black screen. I tried removing the graphics card and reseating it with no luck. Not really sure what to do, troubleshooting this stuff isn't really within my realm of knowledge at the moment. Help is appreciated!",Did you try and see if it works back in the state where it used to boot up? +"should the Philippines have a nukes? I am not talking about nuclear power plants, but the one that produces mushroom clouds, say about 50 to 100 warheads in silos in the Cordilleras, I do not think being poor is an issue since India, Pakistan, and China in the 60s was even poorer.","Yeah, and we should also get Papa Franku's Filipino Killer 9000" +"It's actually really easy to explain, you don't want curse on hit because that's two supports that could be adding damage instead.",You would rather another support socket for the boots over another aura/curse? +"Usually people pick songs with mass appeal that everyone knows, but okay.",Its more about making sure the B string is in tune than anything else. +Also thank health insurance premium payers.,immigrationgenocide...I wonder where his politics fall... +Just going off Trumps word hasn't exactly been reliable so far though. The dude literally changes position mid-sentence he doesn't have a plan or policy and Is doing everything on gut feelings. Would you be ok with a registry for all American Muslims or would that be going too far in your view? Most terrorism in the U.S has been homegrown. These young men were radicalized and no matter the immigration policy or restrictions we put up nothing is going to block online propaganda from getting to the most gullible people.,But brown people are scary! +Lol what the fuck difference would that make?,"Oh, you know, cause only guys had to do it *stealthily* as to not get caught." +"I see what you mean by this, but what you're talking about is not binary code. 010101 coming from binary (base 2) to base 10, what we normally use, would equal 21.",I dont mean the code would be an actual binary translation i just mean the ones in the code are all you have to remember and theyre position in that code. +im sure he was not told what to say before hand,How about go fucking live in cartel-controlled territory and find out for yourself how bad they actually are instead of babbling like a dumb ignorant fuck since you seem to be so certain that they aren't that terrible. +I'd agree with getting rid of the EC. Setting up a new system is better than using arcane mechanisms in the current system to change the results because you didn't like them (even if there is extenuating circumstances).,It's a win win if the EC overturns the election and acts undemocratic (it's undemocratic that the winner of the popular vote didn't win..) If the EC does their job we get no Trump presidency AND maybe the Republicans would finally be for getting rid of the EC. +Lucario. So many odd design choices.,Ay m8 u talkin shit about my man Lucario +"Yes only you, never seen anyone saying anything remotely close to that before.",His english isn't that good lol you might need the +Make me quit my job. Roast away.,"Looks like Josh is more successful than you are now, Drake." +We must resist the war on cash,This is good for Bitcoin +"But the question remains-- are they playing Melee, Brawl, or Wii U?",Project M you fucking casual +"Why are we surprised that a foreign born Muzzie sympathizer is behaving like this? Obongo has been a disaster, hopefully Trump deports him back to Kenya and appoints his brother ambassador to Kenya.","If you can't form proper arguments, the best thing to do is call people names!" +"OP hears ya, OP don't care",forgot the +"With a big barf warning attached to it, but which I find to be great personally.","Yeah, not particularly immersive but not particularly nauseating either." +"I'm not a doctor, engineer, PhD, mathematician, or pilot. I'm a copy editor. It's the most invisible job in the world, so I have no idea why some random girl thought I was lying about my extremely non-glamorous, unsexy career when I said we don't get credited in books, articles, website copy, etc.",Oh now you're just making up stories for karma +Every day is like snowday...,#shopped +"New Picture From Bladerunner 2049, Just Kidding, This is Shanghai 2015",This will be America pretty soon. +I'm not a Muslim and I do.,You must have a lot of hate to go around if you hate an entire country and all the people in it. +"So Yolo is #proudmommy, Kris Jenner is #proudmama and Rinna is #proudmomma",She tries so hard +Half of Elon''s business is built on hype a's soon as that hype train derails so does a large section of his bussness.,Yeah those government subsidies really hinge on public hype... +Because the meme market is crashing,Thank u/lordtuts +IN HE WINS GENESIS DOLPHINS CONFIRMED FOR SUPERBOWL,In before Gravy beats PPMD because of the clearly overpowered SmashBox +#SquadGoals (Excellent Taiko Team),"I really like the fact I can hear everything in this gif, which makes the most sense to post it." +When Power came out I was in my first semester of college...,"Wow, it's almost like people can be born in different years." +You are a toxic member of the Xbox live community. You were toxic enough that Microsoft is willing to lose you as a customer for life as your cost far outweighs any revenue you generate for them,Name checks out +How many chimes did that cost?,About 600k in total for 92-99 I believe +I don't think anyone is leaving the USA for Spanish median income.,"No, they leave so that they don't end up bankrupt after a life saving operation." +bad editing.,looks real to me +"I know this topic has already been discussed on his board, but it's an eight minute video of Faith Goldy talking. Enjoy.",Username checks out +How can country which is acting like this be part of europe ?,The oceans are in the wrong spots! +"What's the strangest way you've decided between two or more players to start? For example: I've asked my g/f, who doesn't watch football, to choose between players instead of a literal coin flip. Also, years ago I placed 3 treats on the floor for two dogs to eat. Whichever treat was eaten last either starts or gets benched. (Depending on what I wanted) What about your unconventional methods?",I listen to the advice of random degenerates on this sub. +"I am not a Mormon, but Mormons compose some bad ass music. I moved to Utah a year ago. Some Mormon friends helped me to expose to some Mormon song. Of late, I am listening to Mormon Tabernacle Choir. They are a real bad ass. Amazing music. Amazing voice. I have to give credit where credit is due.","You should check out Middle Class Gangster, they are pretty dope" +"No love for prison nightmare? It introduced death row to the soundtrack and was an extremely mobile map, which I adore.","lol, it ran like shit, spawn was about 20fps, and was complete enemy spam, especially in the laundry room" +That's because China is a good country built on Democratic principles and respecting human rights.,You forgot the +Don't build Fatalis on everyone.,"Yeah, only build Fatalis on mages, except for Freya" +P,P +D.. D.. did you forgot grover?,"i did initially, but i added a link in the video like 5 minutes after" +"Came in a little late, how worth my time is it to keep watching?","Head to the Mall and stand in the candle section of Bed, Bath and Beyond - you'll have more fun than watching the Ealges." +"US 'got it so wrong' on Saddam Hussein, says CIA analyst who interrogated dictator | 'We never thought about using weapons of mass destruction,' former Iraqi ruler told CIA",Odd how this story about something 13 years old comes out now. +Perfect throw to the 9'7 tall receiver,"9 & 7, those numbers might mean something this year..I can't put my finger on it" +Natty Light isn't much different,Shut your whore mouth +Credit where credit is due. Barack Bitter Gun Clinger Obama has been the greatest gun salesman president God ever created!,It was the matter plan all along +What exactly do you plan on doing? There is multiple reasons for partitioning.,"SSD only for Windows, programs and games." +Because the bogo is always curved like that. That's how they are before they are broken in,haha sure bud +subroza nice flicks,Good thing he practices in AimBotz so he can land all those sick headshots in game! +We fuck your mother?,"His mothers dead, jackass." +"always that one gun safety nut, fyi there is no magazine",It cant shoot if there is no magazine right? +"Oh here we go, he suddenly becomes a star and suddenly he's 'mediocre'. He's only young and will still probably be boxing in 10 years so I can bet he'll improve and face tougher opponents. I'd like to see how good Wlad or Tyson was 18 fights in. Wilder was awful in his first 30 fights.","Dude, Tyson was a fucking monster 18 fights in, dude woyld literally kill bitch ass aj" +"If you score from the blueline, it counts as 2 goals.",And 3 from the other half of the ice but it counts as 4 if its from the defensive zone +tfw i was second place in three much more important categories,What could possibly be more important than being heterosexual? +danke hr schulz,danke hr gottkanzler +The Promised Neverland Sketches by Demizu Posuka,Liked the random Rapidash for scale. +Pretty soon Putin will claim that there are a significant number of ethnic Russians in the US that need protecting.,"And I'm sure many of Trumps followers will apply for Russian visa just to do their part, what a great trolling" +Just given customer service grant I was one of the unlucky ones who got the frost pack. They just randomly credited me a arctic pack!,Fuck EA I want a Frost Pack they stole from me those assholes and gave other people more of a chance to pull all those ghosts and presents +"sure, total with shipping would be $9.75. If that's fine, I'll pm you paypal info",Yeah sounds great! +"I'm in the same boat, my last one is on the 20th. Just gotta grind through it and get it over with I guess.",I like how SFU doesn't bother with any announcements now that most people have their finals done and over with +"It's kinda sad really, I blame clash of clans and similar games for starting such an awful business practice Instead of produce a fun complete game, they tend to pump out some halfassed addictive game that usually makes the user tend to pay to advance quicker or get some exclusive content. Really, from its fool-proof success I'm not very surprised most mobile games follow a similar approach But I would rather pay once for a full game than for a half assed cash grab thank u very much",For some reason I read that as Cash of Clans. +Pretty sure he'a the only film composer that people on reddit can remember the name of,Philip Glass? +Why do you get to micromanage someone's appearance just for photos? And where does it end? I didn't want my MIL and sister in law to be obese in my wedding pictures. Should I have told them to get their stomachs stapled so I could have better pictures?,"Clearly, you should have banned them from the wedding venue and hired models to stand in for them." +Busta Rhymes - Hello ft. Chance The Rapper,I know this a long ass verse but +"Let's discuss the possibility of infected animals For starters, I believe this is highly unlikely but recent edits of infected monkeys, gorillas, elephants etc. got me wondering. In TLOU the doctors from that lab were forced to leave because of the, monkeys? Monkeys were aggressive and I cant remember were they infected or not. Also, the first TLOU is set 20 years after the outbreak and there weren't any infected animals. Giraffes and wild dogs which we encounter down the path aren't infected. What could change in 5 years time in which TLOU 2 is set? Maybe some infected get near a zoo and the animals there get infected so it sets up a chain of events? As I said, highly unlikely this is going to happen but post your opinions in the comments",I hope they add infected dog kill streaks to multiplayer like in the amazing Call of Dog: Dogging Warfare. +My First Planck,What's under the hood? +This just happened to my guildie. (global server),I want to create a global account and add him as a friend just so that I can unfriend him. diff --git a/chunk96.csv b/chunk96.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d395a7b22adb115e78e23afd469422e975e7e5d6 --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk96.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1667 @@ +Input,Output +Nova still win trading. Link provided for proof.,No one has seen it yet... +Why's that?,"Hello friend, I replied but not to you by accident." +How did they manage to pass you on the right while you were driving 85? Did they drive on the shoulder or are you here bitching about other people's driving when you don't even know what lane you're supposed to drive in?,Don't you know the centre lane is the 'driving lane'? +"18 months after I had an idea for a tabletop game, it was awesome to have the prototype in my hands.",I call it The Gathering of Magic +"looking for a way to get onto the roof of the hub My friends and I have always wanted to go on the top of the hub, it looks really cool on top. Any help or ideas welcome",Install yikyak and wait until some bro gets lonely and posts their door code. +How does one provide proof that all transgender people aren't fetishistic cockroaches.,"Yes, because that's the only type of comment that gendercynical posts about." +"when i saw what he had done i almost couldn't believe it , the ball wasn't even going to Marty one of the dirtiest plays i have seen. The part the was scary is that he went in at a angle as well when diving.",What does this have to do with Martellus lol? +Yeah racist comments like this aren't on,forgot the +Obscurity Discussion: It's Cold Obscure ice and cold based characters? Go for it!,"Any number of Ice Pokemon, really... but Glalie or Dewgong seems to be two really good examples, Glalie's mega-evo nonwithstanding." +Well fuck me.,"Not even with my umbrella, shitlord!" +stop giving it to Whitehead what the fuck is wrong with the Cowboys,But he is super fast so obviously he is the best. +$! $! $!,Worship the almighty Dollar! +I always did like those guys.,Oh you liked them when you were a heat fan back in 2013? +When RNG is on your side,Hey it's perfect bro now kill that Sports zombie +"I agree, but what politician is going to push for this when that politician is relying on the vote of the elderly? Because one thing the elderly does is vote.",Also enjoy the lecture about your generation's lack of any sense of responsibility and respect. +"Meh, he has PfB and has a farmable SA. He's decent.",Where can you farm his SA? +"You'll hear all the stupid go-to names (Gruden, Cowher, etc.) that will never come coach the Bengals, if they coach ever again. You might hear a few college coaches in the mix (please not Saban) too and I'd rather not go that route. I honestly have no idea who the bengals should even go after. Just off the top of my head (I don't know the names of other coordinators like I used to): - Jim Schwartz (good D.C., Rex Ryan-lite type coach; no thanks) - Rex Ryan (no thanks but imagine how annoying Burfict and Pacman would be under him) - Vance Joseph (was DB Coach here for a bit, but may be too inexperienced) - Mike Shanahan (would be interesting but the game may have passed him by) - Younger Shanahan (would be interesting but not sure if he's ready yet) - Josh McDaniels (would be cool but I'm leery of him because of his REALLY rough stint in Denver) - Uhh, the Phillie Phanatic?",Jeff fisher.............. +"Let's see, butt ugly, plastic, awkward to hold and generally very reliable...",the new glock AR ? +Last Week Tonight wins Emmy for Outstanding Variety Talk Series,Is there a video of his acceptance speech? +Nsw,NSFW Ftfy +Blender doesn't support HDF5?,No +Rape or get raped,If you choose rape is it still rape? +yeah but you can also use a white image,I'd say to prevent the PC from thinking that it's 'idle' and turning the monitors off. +"Happened to me as well earlier today! I immediately thought *please, don't have the same glitch as thermite*. It was the same glitch as thermite :(",Yup I love this thermite glitch so much it's my favorite +We're about to sign a deal with Canada that's just as bad as TTIP and could increase inequality across the whole of Europe,Yeah Canada is going to take our freedumbs. +"friend please, they don't punish toxic players on OCE. We can be as abusive as we want under the guise of cheeky bants. Even the AFKers that actually ruin games don't get banned!","i mean, if they banned toxic players i gotta wonder if there would be enough people left to even justify having an oce server" +there's another episode before the break?,nope +What's your favorite example of when a cover is better than the original song?,679 & No Diggity - Jackson Breit +Where to spend this winter in Asia or America?,How free do you want to be this winter? +Battlefield 4 is better than Battlefield 1 That is all,But its futuristic so it sucks! +"Normally I'd say, you guys are absolutely CORRECT. But this is a baby! I've owned and fosters HUNDREDS literally and never once did a baby that young end up outside. So in my opinion if that baby has a home, then it wasn't a very good one! I am glad OP has taken it in.","It could have bolted out the door, it happens." +Article says most the suspects are under 20. I guess it's safe to assume mom and dad are paying for all of these DDoS attacks which is unfortunate.,Well somebody has to teach Blizzard that its wrong to ban people for breaking the TOS of their game by hacking that specifically says they'll be banned for hacking...... +So that proves they don't exist?,Certainly proves that they represent all feminists +All to save money while charging you the same price. Merry Xmas bitches!,"Yeah, I'm sure restoration of antiques is SO cost effective." +Hey look what I found!,Why tho +There's always Mac and Dennis: Manhunters.,The most dangerous game +"So the gentle giant isn't so gentle after all. Heat of the moment thing though, happens to even the best of them.","Yeah, after all he raged after he made an unforced error so.." +"Guns and nh I grew up in nh and moved to az but due to a complicated relationship I may have to move back to nh to live with my family again. However while here in az I became a gun owner and az is a very pro gun state, I am however not sure how pro gun nh is, I am aware open carry is legal which is good but does anyone by chance know if I could for example walk into wal mart while open carrying like I can here in az? AZ has it so you can open carry into any business (surprisingly banks included which I just found out last week) as long as there is no sign prohibiting it posted out front of said business. is nh law similar in that aspect? I appreciate any and all info that can be provided :)",Our state motto is Live free or die +Phantasy Kaleidoscorp Episode 0,Well this was strange can't say I did not enjoy it though. +Trotskyist definitely aren't the best to follow if you want to follow a Leninist line imo. I mean how you gonna form a United vanguard of the workers if you split into a thousand different parties every couple of years?,"Interesting that you ask, I have a newspaper on just this subject!" +"Russian ambassador shot in Ankara, condition unclear. NSFW",I'm sure this thread WON'T be a shit storm filled with disinfo. +"No. They lost for two reasons: 1) They ran a deeply unpopular candidate and shouted down to those who pointed out she was nothing more than a corrupt corporate apologist. 2) The electoral college. It's a testament to Donald Trump's unpopularity that despite Clinton's lack-luster campaign, and tenuous relationship with the truth - she still won the popular vote. So yes: Democrats did show up.","Could you try being less sexist, bernie bro?" +This restaurant sign isn't centered.,Death the Kid would be losing it right now. +Russian ambassador to Ankara Andrey Karlov attacked by unidentified gunmen,CIA ^^ +"Team Dignitas Parts Ways With CSGO Players, Will Build NA Based Team",Dignitas are planning to dominate reddit by paying lawyers to fight iBP ban +"The maze in Sliskes endgame is the correct difficulty and not tedious at all, goddamit",You forgot the +"In a way, yes","brb heading to the metro, I'll come out a changed man" +WHY do conspiracy THEORISTS have random WORDS capitalized?,Maybe for an acronym... cause you know illuminatee and stuff. +2017 tyres make renault pit crew look tiny asians,I guess the op should've thrown in a +"CS:GO Team ranking - December 19th, 2016",WE ARE ON THE BOARD BOYS +"If you have the patience for turn based RPG's, try 1 and 2 as well. You can get them for 10 bucks each off of GOG or Steam, and they run on pretty much anything. The writing is so good, it's practically book quality writing.","Yep, Bought the Fallout Anthology and I loved 1 & 2" +What team would possibly have the twenty-ish million in cap space it would take to sign those two,"We're chilling at 15 million in free space, just waiting for them both to be put on waivers" +"Who told you looks like twins? Differences in right hand pic: Cheekbones, Eye shape, Lips, Jawline, Nose, Eyebrows Similarities: Earlobes","They're fraternal twins, duh." +The assassin after shooting Russia's ambassador to Turkey,yeah let's keep plastering this photo and make this guy's point for him and even motivate people to do similar things. +we don't have capitalism is anyone else exhausted by this shit,Well actually ever since that Bernie Sandler guy showed his face we've had a mix of capitalism and communism +Does someone know how to fix this?,Don't stand so close to the chemical plants! +How the fuck are you supposed to guess 5 digits in the correct order? This game is hard / luck??,"I mean it's a high stakes game show, so..." +The top 9 are NJPW :),So what your saying is the knocking of 1/2* for not being at the Tokyo Dome joke is a real thing? +Sleepy Barn Owl finds camouflage on my back porch,Looks like a giant moth +Why Kensai? You can't use Kensai features with a ranged weapon.,Thats why you take the deck of cards and use it as a blunt weapon. +"this little square dessert, does anybody have an idea what it's called?",100% those are toaster strudels. +lfm4 fresh hm WOM,PSN: Clankster Hunter 385 +What is your happiest moment watching baseball?,Edwin wild card monster dong +It's not meant to be taken seriously,"Whatever you say bro, keep telling yourself that" +"We could have done worse with someone else, i guess. But then again we passed up a lot of better coaches.","Top choice was Whisenhunt, didn't even talk to Zimmer lol" +"Welp, pack it in, boys, dynasty's over.",Alabama has a Purple problem +My old cap,'member Starter Jackets! +EnoughCommieSpam mods are suicide-baiting communists now,Yeah but it's totally LWSE that deserves a ban... +The continuing loss of ice bodes ill for polar bears.,yeah but they can just keep swimming +WHY IS THIS NOT ON R/ALL,Because that would be racist +People who sleep in the nude: what's your emergency plan?,extremely long pubes to cover my shame +"Lawrence Lessig said that his organization talked to twenty that were willing to switch from Trump, but only if they got enough other Electors on their side by today. It never went higher than that, so they didn't rebel. It's a lot easier to understand if you read the articles instead of the headlines.","Nah man, it's all just FAKE NEWS" +"so, since i have time and all... probably wont make the new christmas sphere but i'll be spending my 20 hours with this (god help me)",what if glowly manages to die somehow ;p +"You know what he's saying. Unleashing 100,000 seagulls into a parking lot isn't encouraging them to shit all over your car but it's pretty well expected.","Yep, compare all refugees to vermin, what a good way of patching the cultural divide." +has reddit ruined our ability to recognize sarcasm without appropriate meta language?,Yes. +Wtf is this Game Of Thrones?,"Nah man, it's her America." +Does it matter if the Switch is underpowered?,"Wow, remember how the Wii failed to sell well because it had a weak GPU?" +"I think the BAR might be a little *too* good, personally. The telescopic is basically a modern AR. The small mag size is a good offset but lately I see Argonne Forest going from a shotgun nightmare to a BAR-Fight. I'm alright with all the other LMGs. I'm an MG15NA guy and I can tear it up if I can get the bipod down and start raking fire but I'm easily countered by the medic DMRs and Scouts.","I am definitely seeing way, way more support players post patch." +"No seriously, this is a super common viewpoint, and has been for a long time.","Clearly, you're just jealous at how good of a job Trump does cheating on his wives." +Christmas light update!!,If we hit 11 is resets and we start over. +*Was the college professor lying about 30+ electors breaking and voting for Hillary?* Polifact: **Pants on Fire False** The professor was not lying he was trying to save the country by making futuristic predictions.,He obviously did this as a social experiment. +"Indeed, talk about being the unfortunate person that is this guys doppelganger. Only takes one idiot to ruins someones life.","Yeah, people might think that the corpse had somehow reanimated and was walking around getting ready to devour people's brains." +"Wat if I'm funny, bad and rich? Jk But wat if im not? Then wat?",Become bitter over time and then rant on FB. +Kellyanne Conway: I can manage White House job and being a mother because 'I don't play golf and I don't have a mistress' - SAVAGE!,"I'm just going to have to say what's on my mind, I think it would be incredibly hot if she had a mistress." +Language Picker,Wow you're the first person to ever suggest this +No need for a spit bottle just swallow it,Giggity. +"Up n Atoms (Quick Revive replacement) was 500 points, Racing Stripes (Stamin Up replacement) was 2000 points.",Exactly what I meant. +Feeling festive :) Anyone hear from Santa? Have I been good?,i appreciate how you get festive with the seasons. +"See, that's the thing. I'm in my mid 30's, have a great job and make a great salary (along with a whole boatload of obligations). I'm not at a point in my life where I can contemplate going back to school and giving up on an established career for something new. Sad, I know - but every person probably has that one career/direction they wish they'd done differently. Sigh...","Well, when I was in A&P school probably 1/4 of the students were at least in their 30's and I work with a few guys as well that got tired of their previous careers and got their A&P so it is possible to do." +"Not sure about this idea. Perhaps you could make this a separate game mode, but having everyone use identical equipment would completely kill any variety of gear setups.",The problem with that variety is there are a massive amount of sets and gear that are all objectively superior. +"Would like to point out she didn't say that or anything near it, in fact she was one of the biggest supporters of the poor in her time. Ofc, she still was beheaded.",18th century fake news +Lmao these refs are fucking trash,As is tradition +"skins playoff aspirations are on the line, one possession game, half the crowd gone",HTTR +"Don't you ever call your Lord and Savior a Jew. The hell is wrong with you? Shit, you're probably going to call the fucking Pope a Christian at this rate.",You forgot the +Consoles holiday event delayed til thursday.,And just to top it off they've turned transfers back off with no warning cheers wc. +"Gall has potential, I just hope they don't rush him into big fights.","No, If they don't rush him into big fights they're just 'protecting' him" +Don't think you are getting me. Shit happens in life. That is why there is such a thing as lawyers and insurance.,"Yeah, I'm saying that if insurance won't back you up, there is a greater financial liability." +That's a garbage piece and you should feel bad for linking to it,thanks for your contribution to the discussion +"Tbf, he's also being downvoted because he's a SRSter.",Oh well then that's a valid reason +But can English mind readers read Japanese?,"mind reading works like the vulcan mind meld, duh" +"MTV: Hey, white guys",i heard a rage tremor in that chick's voice at 1:06 or so +"Well, to be fair, 10min afterwards is a little soon to say without some very good proof. I mean, the odds are in favor of it, but it's a little soon yet.","Oh yeah, the fact that you hear him yelling Allah ackbar half a dozen times after shooting the Russian ambassador in the back then waving his gun around definitely doesn't mean it was a terror attack committed by a Muslim extremist." +"Let me guess, poorly planned dams?",god dam it +Never personally experienced it. But look how much he was hated as he left. Hopefully Trump will take a page from their tattered books and at least not treat the people like peasants everywhere he goes.,Seems highly likely. +I agree. I just dont want to come off creepy or offend anyone with my goofy cards. That's our little 6 tall pug Chihuahua chasing our family down Godzilla style. =-p Not sure how it would be offensive but you never know.,It's offensive to people who are afraid of dogs +Wtf is up with the fact that he gets nothing on his face other than the black icing used for the lettering?,the white icing blended in with his face +"Opinion: Eastern Europe is not 25 identical, grey concrete states inhabited by parasitic immigrants",... it's 26. +If Merkel hadn't opened up the borders for a free for all then that gentleman wouldn't have entered the country and thus the attack wouldn't have been carried out.,if the people of charlie hebdo didn't make offensive cartoons they wouldn't have been targeted and thus lived +"It's my first time in POE. But when u receive like 20 message for trade the same item, only damn, you can't respond to everyone. And when I do for saying that I have solded it, I was surprise that people say thank you for telling them",You might be selling your items for too low if you get that many trade messages. +What did you choose as a major in college?,"Since redditor tend to overlap with technology, I think you are going to get people with STEM degrees more than people in Art Majors, that say, hope you doing well from fellow high school student." +No it wouldn't have.,"Tbh, if it would have been a good port with the old czech studio making it, it could have, but not with with these clowns." +"Okay, but what's the government's resale value on that?",[GSA Auctions](https://gsaauctions.gov) might sell for 20 cents on the dollar. +"Nice. I might be missing something, but wouldn't a regular backpack serve the same purpose and be easier to carry?","No Dad, it's not the **licensed gamer gear**!" +Samantha Bee takes down Catholic hospitals for putting religion ahead of women's care -- decisions affecting millions of American vaginas are being made by people who have never owned one or touched one,Then don't go to a Catholic hospital +"Straight men, what's the gayest thing you've ever done with another guy?",Anal? +Nintendo is going for performance,BoTW 30fps is really going for it huh. +Obama on political correctness: 'Don't go around just looking for insults',Dems still blaming everyone but themselves +Sorry the app was bugged.,Mmm hmmn +I run my all season and am fine. Just drive slow with the weather.,you're literally Satan +About 2006 or 2007.,Luckily now we got trump in the White House +This whole subreddit has degraded to pro Clinton/anti trump rehtoric. There is absolutely nothing of substance here anymore. I think now is a good time to leave.,Its amazing what $6 million can buy. +Pokemon Starter Pack Starter Pack,This meme is extremely underrated I actually LOL'd ONLY 90's KIDS KNOW +"No extra copy here. Probably not gonna ever gonna sell it. Just curious as to who is the biggest fan, and richest, aphex twin vinyl nerd on reddit. Im curious to find out how many got ruined in the rain also?",I hear this Notch guy is an RDJ fan and has a lot of monies... +"The movie was boring.. get over it. I hated the fan service, and I don't mean Darth Vader and Leia, I mean all the Star Wars reference you could think of thrown in there for no reason. Also I was not excited during the almost 1 hour battle. I was just waiting for it to end.",Stop having different opinions than me!!! +You're talking about a different actress (Lena Dunham). But thanks for providing a perfect example of the blind rage hate Reddit loves so much. You don't even know *why* you hate this woman but you hate her nonetheless.,"Because how dare she joke about sex and being a whore when she's fat, ugly, and doesn't fit my idea of a womam who is attractive." +Twitter Account Suspended?!?!?! I may be late to the party but I can't see any similar posts... why did pyro get his twiter suspended???,Apparently his account got suspended for saying this Connor Brogan bloke is a right cunt +"IMO, as long as you communicate and don't make anything your partner isn't consenting with, whatever you do in your bedroom should be your prerogative and yours only. So much people feel like sticking their noses on other's business.",YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING I DON'T LIKE WE MUST MAKE A LAW AGAINST IT +So much for Equality.,FAKE NEWS +"Crytek closes numerous studios, will refocus on its core strengths of developing innovative games",Let's hope Crytek won't focus more on its apparent strength of not paying developers. +No it is not.,Great argument. +Yo this triggers me so bad! Loading times suck SO BAD in this game. It's not even loading anything. It's just wait! ... because? ... fuck you just wait!!!,PCMR +"Burly bully in tempo mage! The coins are really powerful with antonidas and wanker! Usually nets 1 to 2 coins against control decks, which has made a pretty good difference so far! (Small sample size, but I've yet to be disappointed when u draw him)","I run two BB in my miracle druid, it's a good card, but just not in this meta." +First boots who actually have a chance of returning?,Zane for sure +But a homeless guy throwing coffee should not make national news.,"if panhandling were illegal, this would've never happened" +What's the worst test you've ever been given in school?,Anything in music classes +"It'd be perfectly ethical under their system, so have at it!","Theres also no such thing as an unfair fight, so feel free to bring any weaponry or tools or an entire army." +#cowboysfans,I should have put a +Wrong sub...,I mean it's not that wrong we have tracer but do we care about lore ? +Almost as interesting as it is to see such fragile sensitivity from people who claim to hate political correctness,Maybe they'll come away from the experience with a new found understanding of the suffering of others +Sticks and stones...,Words hurt more! +"id like to add it is no where near 500k, its only 390k.",well to be fair 390k is a lot closer to 500k than what NA is going to get +So basically the Smurfs were just total dicks? Makes sense.,On counterstrike they are. +"Pretty sure getting your elbow hit leads to non-accurate throws..Now if heart gave you a RT that could block, Jameis would be even more golden than he already is.",Gotta have a quicker release +"used to work part time at night, after i finished my fulltime job, delivering Chinese food. Restaurant was owned by a Chinese immigrant. Saw some real sketchy stuff. I swear everyone that worked there was illegal, they would conveniently disappear anytime a cop showed up. The head cook was a dude, interestingly enough, that everyone called Chef. Made friends with him and he began to teach me curse words in chinese, because let's face it, that's the first thing you want to know about another language. So after he taught me some racial slurs for whites, latinos, and blacks, I began to hear them REPEATEDLY in the kitchen area. Ask Chef who they were talking about and he would just laugh and say, fucking hay-quay. Have no idea if thats how it's spelled, but thats how it sounded. After a lot of passing questions, I came to understand it was a catch all racial slur for black people. And they would often cuss and say that word when certain kinds of orders came in or for certain addresses. And, man. They use that word ALOT! Often doing some sketchy shit to the food. Most racist shit I've ever personally beheld, and I live in Klan country.",It's not racist if the other side isn't offended +My highschool got 2nd place. We were an all guy school and she ended up donating money to our music department. I still thought it would have been hilarious for to walk out on stage for the concert to see 1600 teenage dudes.,B-Brazzers? +But what the fuck is he going to do with 86 pounds of gold flakes lol,Mail really expensive glitter bombs to friends and family for Christmas this year. +Dont see how ESForce is related to any of the other 3,"ESForce is actually related to WESA/EPL because they are the head owners of SK, Navi and VP." +Quest. About brotzu's lotion,Yeah FIDIA released all the possible side effects before announcing the lotion. +"It's a party devoted purely to praise Jesus and jail the poor, obviously.",Don't forget oppress the blacks and women and LGBT +WJC: Canada vs Russia Highlights,Team Canada was doing do well they started hitting each other in the attack zone. +I did that 3 times tonight.,Hey can you do that tonight aswell id kill to get in the weekend league even if i do lose 90% of the games +Principal here: please use smaller words.,It's princi*pal* not princi*ple* because the principal is our pal! +Whos spot did they buy?,apex +Stonehenge in your city - places to view the solstice sunrise or sunset,I live really close to Stonehenge and the closest town and city aren't even listed... Guess I'll just go to Stonehenge then. +Stop Complaining about the Price Drops You guys will seriously complain about anything. Would you rather Supercell didn't drop the prices of things in the future? Take your crybaby bullshit elsewhere.,"I am edgy teens and all i can do is ranting and complaining, i already grind half my walls and supercell should refund my gold so i can upgrade the rest or i will sue them" +Wikileaks is a bunch of anonymous losers theyre worthless as a source.,I have no idea who Julian Assange is either! +"Considering that our broken system suppresses voter turnout in many key states, and considering our broken system includes republican gerrymandering, I have to doubt your knowledge on this topic.","You doubt me, I doubt you, it's almost like neither of us have all the facts." +"TIL that Italy's economy is so weak that the Latin lover is on the decline. The traditional kept mistress, secretly hidden away in her fully paid-up flat, and lavished with furs and jewels has been consigned to history. Divorces are down, too, because men can't afford to leave their wives.",How tragic +It's safety equipment. What would happen if you had an accident? Without it you could die!,Never stopped me the previous 6 generations... kids these days always need to be coddled! +"How do we get LGBTQIA organizations to respect Furries? Oh, how I would love to see them get talked into becoming LGBTQIAF.",We will end up singing the fucking alphabet at some point +"Watching a movie on an ipad behind her wheel, taking a snapchat video on her phone, all while going 90",While being photographed by a guy on his phone pacing her at 90. +"Well, there's Jill, the other guy, and Carl the Janitor. That's all I know of.","Don't forget the potted plant, but seriously I believe there's roughly less than 10 people working on it at all times, and they do bring in other people at times to develop as well." +"This is bullshit, if good deeds get shared they can inspire others to do good deeds as well. I didn't even think about the homeless until I started seeing all these videos and now I'm volunteering at a homeless shelter. Who the fuck cares if people do it for attention, if it gets more people thinking about the homeless then it's all good right?",No you need to look down on people who share their good deeds cuz they dont fit *your* ideal of what an acceptable show of charity is. +Thanks for trying to sabotage us though. That was really grown up of you. Next time do your research please. Thank you.,Get back to your mixing station and grab a bite to eat ! +50 fucken shots...,dont worry they were from the outside +"New to Bitcoin? Not sure where to buy it? PM me! Whether you want just a few dollars worth of Bitcoin to experiment with or want to buy Bitcoin regularly, send me a PM and we can discuss details! I'm happy to get you set up with Bitcoin. I take PayPal, Venmo, Chase quickpay, etc. In your PM, please let me know how much Bitcoin you'd like (either in BTC or USD, such as .5 BTC or $100 in Bitcoin). There will be a small fee built into the trade, since there are transaction costs, 2FA fees, and costs in the exchanges to purchase Bitcoin itself as well.","Just bought from him yesterday, was a seamless transaction and got my BTC quickly!" +"No team is safe in EU. Former massive orgs like SK Gaming and M5/Gambit got swept out of the league like nothing. CLG EU/EG/Alliance lost their spot. In some ways it keeps EU one of the rarest regions for pure talent to rise. In NA the infrastructure existed for talent to enter the scene but literally C9 is the only team that actually showcased NA talent coming in and taking the league by storm. EU has the right level of talent for a relegation system that keeps delivering. NA is full of money, no one can find new talent so they import everywhere. This year we had 2 new EU orgs attend world's, last year we had 2 new EU orgs attend world's. The scene constantly grows and show's it's potential all the time which is why I will always regard EU as #2 right behind Korea. It's only EU and KR that deliver the exciting rookie teams these days.",Yeah Origen roster last year was full of rookies +"beyond just the bonding/feeding implications, childbirth is no fucking joke! You've gone through a major trauma!",But women have been doing it for years... no big deal +Be an upstanding citizen of the world,Not another globalist. +Battletech Merch store is up!,One day I'd like to see the hoodie with some of the Merc company or special unit insignias +Defending Richard Sherman being an ass... or defending the idea that Darrell Bevell knows what he's doing.... Ugh! This is a tough one...,I think we can just agree they both sucked here and call it a night. +"Thanks for your time and your help anyways. I've tried talking to my ISP but they refuse to do anything. I've gotten multiple promises of 'callbacks from supervisors', 'escalation to another support tier' whom I never heard from, and I've been straight up hung up on both on their chat client and their phone calls. Maybe someone else will have an answer for me, but if not I guess I'm gonna have to give up hope.",That's what you call great customer service. +I still can't believe that the prevailing opinion on that thread appears to be that the holocaust comparison is apt and appropriate.,"comcast is literally hitler though, it makes sense." +"The last few month I've just been picturing Assange furiously tweeting from his phone the same way I picture Trump People in r/wikileaks love to accuse anything negative as being disinformation to make Assange look bad, but he's said/tweeted so much ridiculous & fake shit over the last few months that I don't understand how he can still expect anybody other than teen edgelords to take him seriously","obviously the twitter account got hacked, duh." +Most leagues count tickets sold if that makes you happy. So I guess every other league in the world is also inaccurate. *sigh*,Jesus MLS needs to follow the European Model... Wait a second... +"Ik heb een verstandskies die doorkomt, de eerste. Ik wist dus echt niet wat ik moest verwachten. Het doet best wel zeer zeg, pff. Ik voel me sowieso al niet zo fit. Ben echt toe aan vakantie.",Heb je tenminste ergens verstand doorkomen +Teaser for next new Civ on Poland's store page?,"If I'm wrong and this is old news, feel free to point it out." +"If Irresponsible intent was a real thing, then Trump would have been sued a long time ago. Hell, the entire birther movement had irresponsible intent written all over it.",Does it count if it's written in crayon? +Pretty sure you just 180'd there mate.,Back boobs? +"I'm pretty naive, is this pot?",If anyone wants I can take some more photos for closer inspection. +just because you added a question mark at the end of a statement doesn't make it a question.,Yes it does? +I want this guy as my next pong partner,I believe this is what unemployment looks like. +"What app? It's definitively because YouTube offers downloading videos and background playback as part of their YouTube red service ($10/month) and doesn't want apps competing with them, let alone offer it for free",I can't wait for them to go total DRM mode to kill all of these apps. +"I just assembled my GH60 SATAN, and it works for the most part. I did not do any programming, or remapping yet, just FYI. The CTRL, mod key(windows logo in this case, not that it matters just not sure if I am using the correct terminology) , and ALT keys are not working. But only on the LEFT side. All the rest of the keys work. Is this a result of not programming anything yet, or did I fuck up the soldering, I had to de-solder and re-solder some switches, because I didn't lay them out correctly. How do I fix whatever issue it may be. Thanks.","Send me a photo of the backside of your board showing the exposed PCB, I could walk you through a fix." +We can't have schmeichel because we signed Walsh,Yeah because that's the only thing unrealistic about his starting 11 +Civil Engineer here. Solar freakin roadways,"LA here: Other than the fact that each peice is not flexible, they're made of plastic/eletronics, they don't have the same rough surface texture as concrete/asphalt, they're useless in the winter (and will likely get wrecked by plows), they can't be recycled, the modular nature means they will settle unevenly over time, like paving stones and they (very likely) cost much, much more... What's wrong with them?" +No need to spout stupid platitudes.,"Life's really hard now Toughen up, pussy What I say to everyone who comes to me with a problem." +what do you think are the most important changes in Linux/Free Software of this year Let discuss it in comments.,"Microsoft joining the Linux Foundation LEDE, the OpenWRT fork KDE doing their own distro (sort of) in Neon The death of CyanogenMod and subsequent fork, LineageOS" +"Yeah, I'm going to go on a rampage next time I visit as a tourist.","I sugest pillaging and burning every village, quite satisfying" +Pascal was a node shrink. There are plenty of videos proofing that Pascal didn't have any architectural improvements over Maxell.,Well those videos would be wrong then +I don't see how it happened either to be honest... but it did. He was the change candidate,"Trump was the supposed Change Candidate and boy, did he change it all." +"He was a communist, or rather, IT was a communist, because communists aren't human. With reference to Castro.",Gotta love that Communists are *literally* Hitler track of thought every single time. +Contractions are for dumb people who cannot keep up with my intelligence when I monologue (x-post r/cringepics),The French must be retarded in this case. +Gingrich: Trump backing away from 'drain the swamp',I must say I am terribly shocked! +Every time I see this I think this asshole has children and a fireplace with no grate in a carpeted room.,fire safety is for pussies +Santa has brought Christmas cheer to your loot containers,What would be really cheerful is if an Atlanta popped out. +Spawn more Overlords!,You require more Vespene Gas! +"When I started signing my name, I signed First Middle Last. That lasted for a few years, then it became First Last. Then Fir Lst. Now it's just Fir with an extravagantly large F and a long trailing squiggle to signify all the bullshit I can't be bothered to write. The really ironic part is that I go by my middle name.",Who names their child First Middle Last lmao +Well the regular Pixel is a much better size for those of us who didn't like the size of the 5x. This will be the smallest phone I can use on Verizon with near stock android.,i bet Verizon is going to have a logo etched on the back which will make me not buy it. +Considering the backlash Sanders got for bringing up those examples...Being called a communist and a socialist like it's the same as calling someone a murderer....,Yeah talk about demonizing +"Does this mean that whenever there's criticism of local Chinese groups honouring Mao and the CCP, it's also rooted in racism? The Klan picked a bad time to drop off leaflets in Abbotsford.","As a Chinese, I blame Mao and his culture revolution for destroying the Chinese culture in the mainland." +All Hearthstone classes summarised in one minute,*Fuck this shit I'm out* +I need to find a guy from NY to have kids with just so I can get those baby timbs! Lol,Lol u wild wyd tho +Obama: 'Reagan Would Roll Over In His Grave' Over GOP Support For Russia,Yea we should go to war with Russia +"I mean, they're not wrong about reddit beinf a cesspool of misogyny. Fuck Olicity, but you can't tell me you haven't seem some crazy, over the top sexism on this site",Women can be hackers get over it. +I'm starting to think us Dems need to tighten out belts and buck up. and no I didn't read the article... but it fits within the narrative that these subs are starting to show.,Do you see some trend going on? +"yeah i agree. if you just swing forward and swing back, you can fall flat on your face when you let go. doing the pullup will stop your momentum, and it gives dray time to look under him to make sure he doesn't land on anyone.",But it's Dray so he probably looking to see who he CAN land on +NASA Spots 70-Mile-Long 300-Foot-Wide Crack in Antarctica Ice Shelf,It is just a ploy by NASA to conceal the edge of flat earth from us. +"Guy Verhofstadt: If European Commission doesn't act over Poland, the European Parliament will have to enact article 7",Do it! +Neither of which play on the penalty kill either where parise and granlund get a decent amount of time each night on,"Naw, there weren't any penalties to kill last night, were there?" +Still trying to win against BO with anyone that's not Loki or Carnage. Maybe after that i'll take a look at those Shadowlands and Doctor Strange things all the cool kids talk about.,"Carnage can beat the first stage of SL, you should do it for the T2 mats." +Gerrymandering has no effect on the presidential or senatorial elections. Unless you consider state lines decided 100 years ago gerrymandering,Damned GOP and their long game..... +Top comment even is about her butt. The commenters don't even hide why they like the gif.,Surprise surprise +"ATL UTD first game set, March 5 at Bobby Dodd",Do you think tickets will be for sale for this or will everyone who got season tickets fill it up? +"During the primary, why didn't Donald Trump or his supporters accuse Ben Carson of being born outside of the country?",Ben Carson was never in a serious position to win the primary. +[Normal First Name] FUCKING [Normal Surname]! Example name - Nigel FUCKING Dawson!,*Thornberry +Yep there is a sign posted that say out of ampitheater unless an event is in progress. After they replanted there were signs to that said new grass was planted and to keep off it. Yep bad behavior,"Well we can't have the amphitheater looking like it's actually being used, can we?" +This year is my parents 40th anniversary. This is them in 1976,Man spreading shit lord. +"No, because shroud has some downside (being unable to target your own creature can be bad)",But what if they mindslaver you +"He had one, they got penalized for murder",It worked for one team so why can't we give it a try? +Who else thinks the starters are under powered....,I see you lucked out and your starter got Blastoise's best moveset too. +Do they forget straight. You've got to narrow it down and specify enough to not offend anyone.,"Well, not offend any HUMANS." +1 Series Wednesday?,Onesie Wednesday? +"Columbus, Ohio has a strange smell lingering over it and nobody knows where its coming from.","Don't worry, probably just another harmless government experiment." +"In honor of Halloween, what is that game that haunts your backlog? For me, it's the Wonderful 101. I just can't figure out how to play this game the right way and I've put it off for years.","I have many, I don't want to talk about it." +"Leonard Williams 1st alternate, Sheldon 5th alternate for Pro Bowl.",No Revis? +Bullet through a lighter that's near a candle,Thermobaric bic. +"I as many people here supported Ted Cruz or another candidate in the primary, the day Ted announced Carly Fiorina as his running mate i knew he was desperate and did not have a chance. This sub is filled with bernouts and people who supported other candidates at one time or another and we welcome all who see the light with coats do we not? In no way have i EVER been a SJW as the person i responded to accused me of.","Yeah idk about the SJW part, I just thought it was kind of funny considering how anti-Trump you appeared to be previously." +so what's your point? google is not yahoo. why would you expect them to be the same? Yahoo also autocompletes words like 'fuck' while google doesn't. And from my testing Google isn't autocompleteing anything for Trump that it doesn't also do for Clinton.,"I'd expect Google to actually show something bad like all the other search engines I used, because all the other ones had a mix of good and bad results, where Google is biased and only shows the good ones.... My point wasn't about the two engines themselves, but the bias that's pretty easy to see in googles end...." +I SAID: WHY DON'T THESE DAIRY COMPANIES JUST USE THEIR EQUIPMENT TO PRODUCE SOY MILK WITH THEIR EXTRA CAPACITY?,Oh yeah that makes more sense +Player of the year,s1mple +"Replace the words with Jews, Poles, Slavs, etc, and the message would not be accepted.",That's because you can choose your own gender +The last time Struve fought JDS,Incredible hand speed +Fun fact for anyone from the US reading this: -40 celsius is the same temperature as -40 fahrenheit. I feel like this might be common knowledge but I just learned this today,So its not THAT cold then? +Top Minds don't understand why real life violence is the same as movie violence.,You mean the real world isn't directed by Quentin Tarantino? +I wonder if the church will ever produce a temple film with multicultural Adam & Eve.,Surely not - how could their son Cain be turned black with a curse if he was already black to begin with? +Nah they're not great in the main series games and this reflects that.,You aren't allowed to use logic in a complaint thread +A rock 2020,Iraq 2020 +Aka remodeled Explosive Conflict/Denova,"Yeah, I said out loud as I was watching this, Wait, I did this in EC, the fuck?" +Where can I buy these?,There's literally a link to them under each one on imgur. +My response when someone says they're specialized in only Gi or No-Gi....,Is that Murr from Impractical Jokers? +Since the lore is always growing and ideas presented in some videos start to get disproved as time goes on it's kinda hard to find the exact video. One I could recommend is(please don't hate me) MatPat's FNAF2 theory video since it was mostly correct.,lol rip your life +"Ready to believe all of those claims, but I wish at least one of those bullet points had sources. It'd be a lot easier to share if there was proof attached.",Updated to include sources. +"I know it's a radical course of action, but how about spending that money on fixing the problems instead?",Yes because government agencies are unable to do two things at once +"How Long Should My SVT Classic Last Me? Hey guys! Recently got a used SVT Classic in Excellent Condition from Guitar Center, had a tech check it out and tell me basically everything is like new. How long should I expect the tubes in my head to last with frequent use but never pushing the master knob past two or three? Also, any tips for these things? I've had people tell me to never turn the amp on without being connected to a speaker, switch the uses of the master and gain knob, set master at max and use gain knob for volume, and other things. Any tips are appreciated. Thanks!",You could probably answer these questions by using google or your favorite internet search engine. +Use context clues man. He's also still short of Dickerson's Rams rushing record,But Zeke is also short of Peyton's single season TD record! +Their strikingly different posture always cracks me up when they're side by side,When does their album drop? +"have you ever found a party whose policies you agree with completely? for example if I had my own party In-game its policies would be: trade policy: Protectionism economic policy: Interventionism religious policy: Secularized citizenship policy: Limited war policy: Pro-military So far, I haven't found a party close to my beliefs. Have you found one that completely matches yours?",Fascism +I've just recently started watching John and this drama with j* does seem hyperbolic (don't worry guys j* had a COLLEGE DEGREE so he'll know that word!) But John always says get a cup of tea and that tickles me...because I drink a lot of tea :/ lame reason,He is British do they drink anything besides tea and beer? +Very possible. I thought it was an unrealistic perfect female character who is really meant as a kind of avatar for the viewer. Let me know if I'm wrong.,You're so wrong. +That's so odd. The lactose intolerant people I know were generally okay with lactic acid(yogurt etc). Hope your skin recovers fast.,And you just made me realize why yogurt makes me gag. +"You weren't the dick sitting in the row behind me at Phantom of the Opera a couple years back, were you? Some asshole kid started loudly chewing ice during one of the quieter songs. Their adult guardian did nothing to stop them. But yeah soda ice is the best ice.",This is why murder should be legal. +Photon Wheels Chakram or Lightning Wheels,"I'll do Certified Scorer Chakrams for your photons, and mine trade in 2 days, 10 minutes." +"Sounds like he'll be a shoe in for the Hall of Very Good, might make it into the HoF on a weak year.",But imagine his stats if he never played in the KHL! +What do you think will be the best deck or combination of cards to win the wizard's challenge?,Obviously the one you're showing. +*Flashback* Young Turks made fun of the idea that a liberal could have set fire to the black church and framed a trump supporter!,Fuck the young turks +"Oh yes, i find myself spending a lot of time trying to get some nice shots. Got myself a few good wallpapers out of it.",Wouldn't mind an imgur album! +"You helped cause this, dumbass.",Yeah but at least they're not neoliberals. +You're an amazing intercept,your face is an amazing intercept +He was a terrible person,Now this one's just sad :( +What would be the best way to settle a fight with someone over the internet?,DDOS +what,hwat +That's no way to talk to your mom.,mum* +The media in 2012 vs the media in 2016,"in 2016 every white man is a terrible person, with nothing but privilege." +Backflip off the roof WCGW?,"Damn, shitty Moonsault." +Because it is not spoken by more than 20%(at most) of our population?,As opposed to Sanskrit being spoken by 100% of our population +This weird guy i used to talk to just messaged me,What a fruitful offer! +"Sooner or later they will give that nerf to the other dd lines too, and cruisers are next. They did say they dont like stealth firing and plan to remove it. Still waiting for BB nerf plans while that is happening soon, oh wait thats right they dont nerf bbs ever",Well they wanted to nerf BB bow armour but realized that would have made the entire class literally unplayable +"Personally, I like to see new stuff. I discover things I didn't know I would like and I also want to see opinions I don't agree with (for a more well rounded view point).","Naw, it's all circlejerks and echo chambers for me^^^^\" +Looks like Shadow Of Mordor got its PS4 Pro patch,Can't wait for Version 1.03 Addede fov slider +yapzor is jordanian too,Time to move to Jordanian and drink all their water. +Yeah but I'm the one you want answering your health questions not that U.K. Paralegal dumbass,Clearly you know how to build rapport +"Although I like to try and be in the optimist crowd, I'm well aware that sometimes life is just mean. People who say these things are usually the ones who are the least willing to help or do anything useful.",I'll pray for you +"ah nevermind, I was just trying something out.","people are getting offended that you made a joke bro, you better watch it !" +"Gurl, really? Because she was a mess on the show and they wanted her to stay that way.",Yeah I missed the +"In addition to being invisible, nullifier bubbles also occasionally persist after death",you didn't actually expect a nullifier nerf right this is totally intentional. +ProoF: I have an organization and will be building a team. Announcements on the org today or tomorrow,MAMOO - Middle Aged Men of OpTic Proof - BigT - Rambo - Merk GameFuckingOver +I started playing hots the same day fuck broken Ess of Johan was released.,"Lul noob you just had to dodge the orb, Li-Ming was totally balanced" +That's wonderful! Did you almost get ran over by a motorbike in the souk alleyways?,"Many, many times, haha" +Aside from casual sadistic behaviour and slaughtering whole towns I did this one awful thing. I savescummed multiple times to beat a web slinging titan.,Found the real monster +"You just perfectly described the world as it is already. The global 1% are those that earn $34k+. Meanwhile those people don't recognize that they're in the 1% and ignore the suffering of everyone else, refusing to help the others because I EARNED THIS! I DESERVE THIS! Elysium wasn't a prediction of the future, it was a [rather clumsy and obvious] metaphor for the world today, where the rich are cut off and never exposed to the suffering of the masses, the rich and only the rich get access to miraculous medical tech, geographic barriers stand in the way of social mobility etc.",And those damn mexicans are still entering the country +r2 would kick everyone's ass before this happened. r2 is a HUGE reason the main characters are successful.,"When you think about it, Star Wars really is the story of R2-D2." +"Omari Hutchinson - Skills, tricks + Footage From A Small-sided Game",Still not as good as that Akpom freestyle clip... +Exclusive: BTC38 hot wallet got hacked and lost 1.5 million !!,Never-ever-hold-your-money-on-hot-wallets! +One way to divide Italy,"But we have the sun, the sea, and you always come to the South on summer" +Did you know? Indian women are more hooked to smartphones than men,Yeah I knew that. +Four dnf's doesn't help either. He needs to focus on finishing.,I feel like Rossi's seasons has a lot of parallels to marquez's 2015 +"Democrats will help pass Trump tax cut, newly named Trump counselor Kellyanne Conway says",What kind of meth is she smoking? +Meet the Chinese Billionaire Who's Moving Manufacturing to the U.S. to Cut Costs,Damn 'Mericans stealing Chinese jobs. +Is this the worst custom ever?,better than davids latest v2 batch +Nah she was an OG badass. We missed out on a gem.,Forgot this: +"Florida resident here. To be honest the open carry bill is pretty welcome, as during the summer months trying to conceal something useful under your sweaty T-shirt gets quite challenging. On the other hand, I've lived in CC open carry states, and nobody actually does it. They talk about it a lot, but they never do.",I want the option but primarily as an excuse to buy a pretty gun and fancy holster! +People assume that everyone on a 3-11 team sucks. That's how it works every year.,it's why Barry Sanders was such an awful running back +Warp Records to repress The Other People Place album in 2017,Repress is not re-press. +I wake up and have a whiskey every Christmas morning while blasting this song. It's also my birthday so judgment free zone,...Shane? +"Just curious: how do you square his cabinet and other appointments so far with his campaign promises? What about these people appeals to you? Serious question, no snark.",Methinks you're being trolled +"Ideally only 5 mins, maybe 10. Nothing big.. just in the past if the sub is private for 30 seconds we get a few messages.",Whoever messages us during the downtime will get banned. +Christmas Gangplank Montage,This made me smile! +"Oh good, I'm not the only one wondering. Don't most women change their makeup? I definitely have a day look and an evening look, and the type of event matters too.","If you don't change your dress for dinner, you're a rancid swine." +Cuck should be another.,Thats the everything else group +"A real, actual gun??? Stay classy, America.",Oh my MIL is doing all she can to keep it classy. +"I find Dustin's complaints hypocritical. While he had permission to make a mural, tagging is no less an art form just because you don't understand or like it.",you dropped this: +that's toxic would report and hope for permaban,Mfw people dont get sarcasm without +Five new LG mid-range smartphones for CES 2017,When does the bootlooping start? +"Love Carbot's ideas, but he'd need to demonstrate designing anything other than specialists to fill in for the rest of the design team. :-)","You're right, we need more assassins." +Disgusting cultural appropriation. Your parent's are racists.,Nobody gets sarcasm anymore without that stupid +Your Penn State article is outdated in light of the recent analytical effort made by a forensics expert.,"Yeah, fuckin' sheriff Joe is a real American patriot." +UFC notified of potential USADA doping violation by Cris Cyborg,Looking forward to the quality discussions this will create. +TIL: Female students in China outperform men to such an extent that some universities have introduced a male quota.,"Finally, some affirmative action I can get behind!" +What is a completely legal way to screw someone over badly?,"fuck all your ex's friends, then have a threesome with their parents" +*SPOILERS* Horus turns traitor,Source? +I don't get my info from memes. Links to sources or sod off ye wretched lil bum sniffer.,I always give people what they want when they insult me +"Say it, you know you want to",Say what? +"1. Ignore reality of man-made global warming 2. Increase nuclear weapon count, encourage more countries to pursue the bomb. 3. Watch as global warming destabilizes countries world-wide. 4. Sit back and enjoy the thermonuclear war! A checklist for armageddon!","Yeah, but a nuclear winter would solve global warming!" +That sounds like a Trump style excuse.,"He didn't do it in a locker room, so it's not ok." +It's a scam They make you contact them and they keep the money and you get nothing,"Brilliant, a seller with 30,000 reviews 98 percent positive, scamming." +i got black red olive xl,How much +"Bounty Hunters, by Wojtekfus : (awe)some inspiration for CIG art team","Since someone posted that 3 weeks ago or something, I am sure some diligent CIG artist is already tracing right over it for an ursa rover commercial" +"For reference, a great cannon does 192 missile damage (Waystalker & Waywatchers towards end of WE GC)",Better nerf WElves. +Old news and who cares. Saw them once and all that guy did was wave a flag around and yell dumb shit in a mike to hype up the annoying ass crowd.,"Ya I'm sure Floss is gonna continue to make great music, and I think your right about the guy leaving just being the hype-man for the group in the end." +"The cherry on the cake is when they praise the gates foundation in the comment chain, lol.",*wharf* +He means that there is filthy casual console players playing this game?!,You dropped this: +What are your top 57 games on Xbox One?,Lococycle Crimson Dragon Those are the only games I have played. +Upgrading the castle.,Hong Kong Disneyland style! +You're saying you didn't feel any soul in Ultralight Beam?,Yeah but that's one song +"after the explosion of mma, so many people know judo throws now. it's super easy to learn one or two throws too.","If I've learned anything from wrestling, it's that she should've just kept rolling with it, head and arms are the noobiest thing to get taken down by" +"Number 2 = Vegeta, because he'll always be second place. Number 1 = Frieza, complete with the comment Like a bitch in reference to Vegeta.","Number 0 = Kakarot - because everyone sees themselves as the hero, and if that's true, then no one has been a great villain than Goku!" +"I dont get why more women from the ME dont leave. They would be legitimate refugees, fleeing oppressive governments that want to impose physical harm on them","Yeah, other countries are so fond of taking Muslim refugees in." +"Most likely both, I make my living from music and in my spare time while waiting on things to render / or waiting for people to send in their parts at the studio I watch anime.",Glenn Fricker is that you? +He's quite fat,"He's not fat, he's thick." +Massively disappointing. I think the worst was when he was asked if it would be ok for someone on the offense to do the same and he said if the defense had called a Cover Zero blitz and lost the game then ya. But they didn't. No Sherm you only let Brady go 13/15 in the 4th quarter and gave up a 10 point lead,Trade him to Cleveland. +i thought i was obvious troll is obvious.,I propose that /t be used like +"Since a ton of people already thing Zelda is Link, do you think a Zelda game where the roles were reversed could be a neat idea? I mean they could do it a number of ways I suppose, allowing you to choose male or female as the player and just swapping Link for Zelda within the story or developing a completely alternate timeline where Zelda actually *is* the Hero. I mean she does possess part of the Triforce and we all know she can be a bad ass (i.e. Skeik) so I dunno imho this could be a pretty awesome twist on the *The Legend of Zelda* as we know an love it.. since that's what they are shooting for in BotW who knows what will come after that.","Wand of Gamelon is a great, totally canonical game." +"Just picked this up for $75, how did I do?","Thats a small door over there on the wall, but it looks like you got a lot more blasters than we can see." +"Recon Mk2 or Tri Strike? Comparing the mobility, fear factor, accuracy and steath. Which is better?",Don't you want to be a *sniper*? +"I can try, but I used a tape measure. The top range that I got was 102",Probably measured in nanometers I assume. +Cats love it! Somehow I doubt it.,"I don't know, mine goes nuts every time I tie it on her." +"Used them in past to trade in/out, they are fine. Just don't leave coins there of value too long I'd say. Transfer in, trade, transfer out, etc.",thank you for your advice :) I'll take it serious! +"You can have a voice in politics. People think their vote doesn't matter. It does, voter turnout is horrible, if apathetic people came out real change could happen.","I was gonna vote for you, but voting isn't cool, so I stayed home and got trashed on linsterine." +Michael Pachter: Xbox One Scorpio Will Be Priced At $399,Must be true because Pachter is always right . +"George W. Bush, dressed as Santa, visiting children in hospital. Secret Service dressed as elves.","Yep, that's it now I can forgive him for all of the people that died unnecessarily as a result of his war on terror." +"She should have closed her legs, not worn such revealing clothes, or her body should have shut down and not accepted what was happening. She obviously wasn't taught properly.",Um I think you dropped this: +What is your favorite video game explained poorly?,PEW PEW BOOM BOOM GIVE ME THE TANK.. OH FU- BOOM. +If Cyborg gets suspended Holly Holm will have Demian Maia like stranglehold on the 145 Ib belt.,Yeah because outside of the Rousey fight Holm has looked *so impressive* +Darren Sproles 25-yard TD run,Those cuts were *so nasty* on live tv +"What if finding evolved Pokemon in the wild gave more candies? I can't be the only person who skips over the evolved Pokemon in the wild because they are harder to catch and give the same amount of candies. I am a level 28, so many of the evolved Pokemon in the wild will not benefit me with CP. So why shouldn't Niantic make these Pokemon give double candies? I would be much more willing to attempt to catch a Raticate if it was going to give me more candies.",You are absolutely the FIRST person to suggest this. +"With Obama's signature, U.S. religious freedom law now protects atheists","But they still don't get the 72 virgins or pearly gates, right?" +I mean we're already doing a pretty good job,Just need to play Ramsey more because he's been crucial to the team this season. +"Essere carina non la aiuta, anzi: alcune donne la odiano",Le donne sono quel cancro che sta attorno all'utero. +Why? Now the teacher has two pencils!,"Lemme guess, you're the kid that thinks a half empty glass is half full" +"It makes perfect sense, though! At the heart of the Joker, he is a truly sad clown, just like Jim Carrey. This is why Jared Leto insisted on doing the shittiest Carrey impersonation, ever.",You dropped your +"lol, only if the other team is just complete garbage I guess.",yup im sure that never happened to you +"Coincidentally, as a video editor/audio engineer/retail manager/Twitch streamer it is the best computer I've ever had","But Reddit says it's shit so you should buy something else, and fuck whatever opinion you have" +Just a reminder this man got more electoral votes than Bernie Sanders,"Thanks for fighting the good fight, r/Libertarian." +"Putin to Democratic Party: You lost, get over it","Putin defending Trump, well that's a surprise" +"Church facing $12,000 fine for letting homeless people sleep on property",Thank goodness we have the government to protect us from churches that want to help the homeless! +"Devan Dubnyk's been ok with the Wild: 74-41-11, 2.01 GAA, .929 SV%, 15 SO",Meh +They're called scabs.,"Like I said, pretend-journalists." +I know right? I feel guilty for not being cringy enough.,"No, no, you gotta make a name pun and ruin it before it's too late!" +"Post Game Thread: Toronto Maple Leafs 6, Colorado Avalanche 0 (Dec 22, 2016) Goals and stuff","Hunwick is tied for the Leafs lead in +/-, he's the Leafs' best defenceman" +Flag Raising goes completely wrong after the Canada vs USA game,when you didn't expect a team to win +"dude. syempre joke. ano ba yang nagawa ni mocha uson sa atin, parang normal na lang ang mga ganyang ridiculuous statements",You forgot to end it with a +"What do you say when someone says, You don't speak much! or You're really quiet!?",hack there computer and put a message on their screen. +He wrote the song Takbo urging Duterte to run. His father was EJKd. Mistaken ID.,Only drug users and pushers are being killed. +So how are you doing now?,He has angelic-scars. +Turn to your left and tell me what you see?,Window outside there's a soccer field +"My mistake. I thought this was a thread about how reviled he is. One of us is changing the subject, rather doggedly. My point is that he is reviled *even among those responsible for his win*. He won is, well, yes?","He won, correct?" +R.I.P. Steam,Now we migrate to the windows store. +Clinton wins popular vote by nearly 2.9 million,"Wow she won California by a landslide, let's have her run in 2020." +No PS4 Pro Patch for Batman: Arkham Knight,Probably will be patched when Batman Rogues Gallery comes out. +"Tavurvur eruption, Rabaul",Majestic AF +what if the ref jumps in a bucket after blowing a call though?,Well obviously he's doing it for charity so we won't fine him. +And my glock with extended mags.,That way when it blows your hand off you can use the mag as a club +"Most Wanted Rarity Downshifts in Modern Masters 2017? What uncommons, or even rares, would you love to see downshifted to common in Modern Masters 2017?",Blood Moon! +I was busy so I told him could you write that while he was on my computer,"Yeah, I also always tell my friends to write comments on Reddit for me..." +Me_irl,we sure love our DRM +It's unique to the Dark brotherhood's gloves. None of them can be disenchanted.,Cicero's gloves too tho +"Which exotic weapon would you want to shoot in real life? Imagine you go to a shooting range one weekend and all of the Destiny exotic weapons can be rented. You can only afford to rent one for the day given the crazy ass price for the ammo you have to buy with each weapon... which one would you want to shoot in real life? I love the Tlaloc in game, but I would never pick it to shoot in real life. My super is only full like once a week and I always use it before I mean to. I would probably shoot myself in the face with The Last Word when I try to twirl it around. Same problem with The Chaperone. There are quite a few that I would love to try and, oddly enough, I don't use them too often in game. My short list would definitely include Thorn, Touch of Malice, Gjally (okay, I use that one all the time), Sleeper Simulant, and Zhalo Supercell. But the obvious answer for me is Dragon's Breath. Holy shit that would be an amazing day. Which one would you want to shoot in real life if you could only pick one? **Oh, and Happy Festivus fellow Guardians!**",I would think that Telesto would probably be the coolest. +"Well, most of the straights killing gays are Muslim so logically you should be Islamophobic as well",That's just a very problematic coincidence. +Where did all those women go I wonder? Crazy now that the elections over I haven't heard a word about them.,Because the media totally chases the truth and not sales. +Why does bitcoin do this better? Is this possible without bitcoin?,"No, it is not possible to remotely send a signal to turn on a train without bitcoin." +How dare you call one of the greatest call of duty game a disappointment,I agree why is infinite warfare getting so much hate +"How about cigarettes? They kill ~450,000 people in America a year. Easily the most deaths from a substance. They account for 1 in every 5 deaths total. Let that sink in for a minute. Nearly 20% of all deaths in the US are cigarette related. What the fuck is up with that?",Na too much money invested in cigarettes who cares about the deaths? +I can't tell if this hairline is good or awful.,"It's good af, his barber just dirty for using them sharp ass blades lmao" +"What do you say when someone says, You don't speak much! or You're really quiet!?",... +Wow. 20 years together and 5 kids and you do this without even talking to her? Act much without thinking?,Yeah he is such a poor husband. +It's so boring.,Obligatory: You don't *have* to play it then as I proceed to downvoted you for stating an opinion +"Eh, I know plenty of gamers with fixed mindsets. Look at all the people playing MOBAs who blame their team whenever they lose and get stuck in the same rank for years.",Keyword: can. +Dashcam video captures dangerous driver on Sea to Sky Highway,No friends on powder days +"Cheryl Dinolfo, Lovely Warren sign letter urging Albany to pass ridesharing",What an amazing display of political courage +YO... Did he just walk up slowly... and death blossom??,"Give back Scar commentary, The People's Baby :/" +"As others have mentioned, just because a commercial company receives a government contract, doesn't mean it's any less a commercial entity.",I guess energy companies are just in it for the joy of bringing power to people. +"I'll never date a white girl so idk. Actually, I'm not even planning on dating at all.",Havn't you hear the news Lebanese are white people now. +Halo 6 idea What if it was like a realistic game based around playing as marines or ODSTs and there are no shields so there are much quicker kill times. Kind of like rainbow six siege but not police and modern. What do u guys think?,Let's change up the complete style of Halo on the 6th version of it... yeah great idea... +"TIL of Jonathan Daniels, a white Episcopal priest who was killed in 1965 after he threw himself in front of a shotgun blast targeting a seventeen-year-old black girl. Both he and the girl had been peacefully protesting for civil rights when they were attacked by a deputy.",Boy glad police brutality never occurs anymore! +"I Resigned. No longer their number. So I did it. I sent my resignation letter in this morning. It feels weirdly justifying. I no longer have to say when asked if I'm Mormon, Well yeah, but no. My records are still in the church but I disagree with everything they teach. I need to get them removed. I'm out. It also feels like a beautiful end to this chapter of my story. Yes there will still be arguments with family and friends about the church, but now I'm not a member. I don't have to go on and on about how I don't want to be a part of the church, and then remember in the back of my head that mentally I'm out, but I'm still one of their numbers. It's hard to put into words how liberated I feel. I am still going to often feel mad, upset, or embarrassed that I was a part of the ~~church~~ cult, but it's beautiful that I'm no longer their number.",Something tells me that they still count members that have resigned in the main totals. +Why relegate him to the third line when his skill set works great as complimentary top winger?,So he can complain that Reinhart needs a chance to play with better players than Gionta and Carrier. +maybe he should have done something sooner he had the whole last season,"minus Kulikov and Okposo, who are totally uninimportant" +Brad isn't scared,BRAD DON'T CARE +Because telling someone there quiet is kinda like saying we should talk more. Telling someone there chatty is like saying shut up,they're* +It's a little rough.,The bark was the wrong color +The DNC is responsible for the democrats standing no chance,No it was bernies fault for corrupting the democratic base +That should be very disturbing. These are people who deliberately came to mexico to sneak across the border for ill means because they know the border isn't secure.,For the last 8 + years border guards have been told look the other way so illegals do not sneak across. +So when will we see a video of him?,"What are you, a CONSPIRACY THEORIST?" +"This guy is not a douche, read the sign",My hero of 2016. +"I will definitely remember how Obama guided us out of the great recession, which he inherited from Bush. One of his chief accomplishments","No no no, Obama threw us in the recession, and started 911, and Vietnam" +Trump Supporters Protesting Starbucks by Buying Starbucks...,fascist hipsters. +"You can find a lot of gears 3 maps in gears 4. Seems like every map is chopped up gears 3 maps that have been pieced back together in different orders. Maybe that's why none of the gears 4 maps stand out, because we've already played them before.",Is that why Checkout seems so familiar? +Favorite Player Combinations in MUT? It's my first year getting deep into MUT and I've finally put together a combo that feels like cheat codes. UF Stafford throwing deep to McCaffrey and Milestone Green with all 3 fully chem'd is amazing. What're some player sets that you guys either find to be super-effective or that you just love playing with?,I'm really hoping for Freeman Favre Sharpe +We heteros suffer discrimination every day :(,Fuck off breader +"Haha, it was real. I was a diehard Clinton supporter but never joined in *any* political conversation with people on campus because I didn't feel like getting lectured about how I just didn't know about Bernie/terrible things about Clinton/that I'm a low information voter. The strangest thing really was that people who found out I was a Clinton supporter just immediately assumed I didn't know about Sanders.","It's no name recognition, that's the only reason people couldn't possibly support him!" +Check out my new (and first) tattoo!,"So, you single bruh?" +That username...,He's just defending his username +I... Can... Is this... Erm... Are we just r/movies now?,Do I really need a +Only if you completely ignore faction spawn drops and DED escalations.,2 months and no 10/10s what do? +And 'tails' refers to the tassles on their butt plugs. Takes on a whole new meaning.,"Oh my, that's fucking hot if I say so myself." +Most efficient way to clean your desk,Who are these guys? +that's a quarter.,Yea because you can totally judge the density of a bud by a picture +"Summoners War after with last patch, welcome to new era, Summoners War: Credit Card Arena",Gr8 b8 m8 +No its not. I'm saying Shaq as HIMSELF WAS A PHENOMENAL PASSER,Are you saying that Shaq was a phenomenal passer? +NASA satellite photo of first snow in the Sahara in 40 years,And people still believe global warming is happening +"These may as well be induced because people with high IQ generally are less happier, thus mental problems. David Myers mentions this in his Social psychology.",Ignorance is bliss +Nah lol they rather us spend more money,Yeah we have to spend money to get all these free players +Theoretical things that could have happened to one person but didn't because of Snowden are more important than the actual things the government was really doing to millions! ;p,Yeah all those people who had something real happen to them +I'm not even a girl. WTF?,Didn't that compliment make you feel sexy? +"If the USA gets it's independance in your game, declare war on them, for the irony.",I think you mean liberate. +"Nah, what they need is a truck to rampage through German Refugees when they're celebrating Ramadan in revenge.","Yeah that totally makes sense, let's kill Muslims because there's lights on sidewalks, you're a genius" +In portuguese it was written as ''Bras(z)il'' IDK why.,They might think that the entirety of South America is Brazil just like we think that Africa is one big ass country. +I bet you run around with an underbarrel grenade launcher with a MRS-4 don't you?,Demo3 +A 60 year old Archie Moore training a young child in the art of the jab.,At 60 years old Moore had just fought for his first world title. +How good is your ass?,Nightwing? +Servers not responding.,"Well, at least time for other things like family and friends..." +"Germany's biggest evacuation since WWII to take place on Christmas Day as authorities in Augsburg, Southern Germany, plan to evacuate 54,000 people after a 3.8-ton bomb, dropped on the city by Britain during World War II was found during building work.",Muslims again... +"TIL that China employs mobile death vans to carry out its executions, of these 65% result in harvested organs.",I'm sure they all received fair trials. +Concussion. Bad on-line.,This means we should draft a QB at 1st overall right? +"If you asked all of those people if they'd rather never have existed, can you guess what the vast majority would tell you? These are people born with horrible adversity, yet most of them have a far better attitude toward life than you exhibit.","I think, as a parent, your first choice would be to not have them face the horrible adversity, not to hope that they would develop a good attitude towards it." +This analogy is so good that I might rub one out to it later.,Dafuq +true enough. and sad. I had to stop myself from logging in remotely to work on the project today. I need a break!,Collective agreements are a joke amiright? +"I am so fucking tired of Germans at 6.7 (Rant) An AB match at 6.7 just consists 16 Tiger 2s and Panther 2 vs 16 Tiger 2s and Panther 2s shooting at each other while any non German 6.7 tank gets slaughtered. People die in their Tiger 2s, jump onto the SL 16, then Panther 2. No other country stands a chance against 6.7 Germans. You can't flank like you can in RB, so not even ''just flank bro'' works and considering Panther 2s are faster than Bulldogs ''just sideclimb bro'' doesn't work neither. It's just ''point and shoot when you see the green X (which is fucking everywhere on every USA/UK tank)'' for Germans while you have to aim for the tiny turret face in a timed order in order to kill the Tiger 2 horde. If you just shoot a second earlier, the gunner isn't replaced and your shot goes to waste, a second late and you're dead. Same goes for Panther 2. If you think playing RB is hard when you face Germans, think twice and play AB. Tanks like Bulldog and T92 are completely useless when you have a big red neon sign above your head. German tanks at 6.7 are completely idiot proof, you can show your side at 0 degrees perfectly, but don't worry you won't die at the first hit, since tanks are large as damn barns, LMS will save you. Even if you can't shoot back, you'll cost at leastly 30-40 seconds to the enemy while he tries to pinpoint the last crew. Let's not forget about the fact that as a 6.7 '''''''''''medium'''''''''' tank, Panther 2 is faster than all light tanks at 6.0-7.0 range, as armoured as heavy tanks at 6.7 and as lethal as heavy tanks at 6.7. This tank itself renders T26E1 useless. By the way, it's impossible to one shot both Tiger 2H and Panther 2 frontally with anything other than T-10M. Even a 130mm APHE to the Panther turret will only kill the turret crew and leave the rest untouched. You can't say the same for other tanks like Super Pershing, T-44-100 or IS-2. I feel like a liability whenever I don't spawn a Tiger 2 or Panther 2. I feel like a masoscist for insisting to play with my Super Pershing or Bulldog. This post doesn't really have any purpose, I just wanted to write these things to somewhere because it just makes me sad to see German players playing insanely aggresively, knowing that they're not going to die for obvious reasons while slightest mistake you do in an American or British tank gets you killed. It's just unfair.",Well the were the bestest tanks ever built... What did you expect? +Lapis Lazuli vs Moana *Their water abilities are similar enough *Takes place in Beach City beach at Night,"Android 18 and 17 are way stronger than Moana, I call stomp" +Cod is dying,just wait when OpTic goes out of the tournament +PM wishes you a Merry Christmas,"merry Christmas and happy holidays Canada, please forget about my blatant bribery and corruption in the new year" +A ton. Lots of naive girls who don't understand how dangerous it is to get sexually involved with strangers,Yeah it's the girls' fault and not the endless parade of men who should know better +"Just like all other aspects of ham radio, there are the professional and courteous operators and then there are the lids.",This post *screams* of professionalism and courtesy. +Those ladies in the front look like they may have had their nose broken and/or some teeth knocked out. Better safe than sorry.,"Nah it just helped them put their hoodies on, fashionless dweebs." +No concern for climate change or the nuclear arms race?,"Heck no, not if it's bad for the economy!" +Still wonder how he's not dead with all that steel hitting him in the head.,Because it's fake wrestling +"Alright, I'm going to address the elephant in the room here. Why the fuck is your dad and Chelsea entering your house through the chimney. More importantly, what in God's name made Ralph exit through it?",Thought the elephant in the room was dad coming home at 05:45 after a shady night out... +The way the swinging scenes in the Raimi trilogy were shot makes them better in my opinion,Well your opinion is wrong +"Feminists need to learn the history of their own movement, don't they? They say these things are part of the Patriarchy, but that's the one area of this patriarchy bogeyman their movement seems to be OK with, y'know?","Someone on this sub said it the other day, but feminists would sound a lot less crazy if the replaced patriarchy with society" +Jennifer Connelly from *Requiem for a Dream*. We'll share a beautifully tragic downward spiral.,How does it end? +He's accidentally dropped his food like 50 times.,But this time he's in a santa outfit! +I'm really pissed off right now.,Thanks for the replies! +"Click on the comment and press A. Enjoy, happy holidays!","Even better, hit j then a to go down the list and upvote everything" +Biowaste for scale,You can totally scram a human in one of those canisters.. without having to remove excess things like.. ugh.. limbs.. +All the waves are shit,Yeah damn equal pay act and right to vote.. stupid sjw's +"Opening and Closing laptop If I close my laptop while FL Studio is still up and running, or minimized, when I come back and open the laptop the sound in FL Studio is very distorted and broken sounding. If I close the program and reopen it, it fine again. I'm not sure if this is a hardware problem or a software problem. Is there a fix for this?",Just toggle mix in buffer switch; that will reload the audio driver and usually fixes things like this. +"Start a demon hunter. In the intro quests, you're given a choice to sacrifice one of your fellow demon hunters or yourself. Choose yourself. Something interesting happens.",This interesting thing... will it shock me? +Will Surlee Be Home For Christmas?,I mean If you really want to play as a deer you could just wait for Altis to come back up :^) +"Where are the best boxing day sales? If you guys know of any good boxing day sales, post them in the comments",Steam has some good sales around now +Are there really people saying to cut Winston or was that hyperbole?,"No surprise, ppl are dumb" +physics is an oppressor,Obviously the fault of WHITE people. +I was making a joke because he said barley instead of barely.,then put +I take Lexapro for depression....I have no sex drive.,Just stop being depressed. +"In other words, Cavs' bench was blown out by 20 by Nets' bench.",Smh Cavs have terrible depth +Hahahaha. Barb hasn't been held accountable for anything and certainly not from the LA times. There hasn't been a single newspaper that has held any Democrats accountable the last 25 years. So many great jokes on /politics since the election.,"Right, because everyone went so easy on Hillary." +"certainly there's a bench she could have used to that exercise, rather than a person.",Looks like a crossfit gym so I suspect this is actually the intended exercise. +"Come on, the guy from r/Overwatch that posted here was pretty nice.",He didn't make us an SFM Christmas card... +"Also, talk to the NPC's, they give you direction on where to go.","Come on, if it isn't pop-up, gameplay blocking directives with HUD markers and glowing paths, how are we supposed to figure out where to go?" +How much explaining did you have to add for non-PoGo players?,Surprisingly none! +What about wanking and vaping at the same time,Waping +My girlfriend made my first Christmas my best Christmas :),First Christmas? +I hereby reject this.....I accept! Wait.. what? I don't even have Hexed! Stop your voodoo magic this instant!,You've succeeded in confusing me. +An Open Secret (2014) - An investigation into rampant sex abuse and pedophilia in Hollywood. 93% on Rotten Tomatoes yet you can only find it on youtube. It was on the front page with 11k upvotes earlier but it was removed for some reason.,This is the content I want to read on Christmas morning. +"Huh. Maybe just this specific picture but she's pretty much the doppelganger of an ex girlfriend (8+ years ago, so that's why I wasn't sure).",Sooooo is she single? +I have never been pandered to so effectively.,"I feel like zach just shit on both of them, didn't really feel pandered to" +Tie game guys,:/ +"Actually everything EA does is a coin sink, so you are forced to spend money and buy packs. I'm sorry you aren't smart enough to see that.",I know right? +But can it run Crysis 3?,No you would need double that to even get it to start +The category is 'just 5 more minutes' not 'just one more hour',5 more hours you mean? +Homeownership's the lowest it's been in 50 years. Nothing says decimated middle-class more than that.,"Nah that's just fuckin millennials, ruining everything again." +Why would he be called hourman *before* he got his powers?,Because he can last an hour ;) +"yeah, i think u should go for scout3 at moment, cuz fletcher is a fking expensive class :/ Try to make some money first and go back to fletcher later, it's a really fun class to play.",Already got to A2-R2 isnt it too late for scout? +Watch dogs 2 redemption code for free - Pick a number between 1 and 700 and I'll pick the winner by 10pm eastern time tonight. Good luck friends,384 +"Because the $250k speeches were actually just a vehicle for her to get bribes from a lot of the largest and most powerful corporations in America and abroad, with the expectation that when she's in office she'll return the favor.","hey cmon that's not true, CUT IT OUT!" +Ex-Wham singer George Michael dies - BBC News,OH GOD 2016 STRIKES AGAIN WHEN WILL IT END. +No new SBC :(,"Be grateful, we have daily gifts" +Shoutout to everyone in the game thread who gave up on Ben and the team after the 2nd pick. That's my fucking quarterback.,Not my quarterback! +Saving for electro wizard?,"No, he is saving for sparky." +RIP GEORGE MICHAEL,He was always my favorite actor +My Christmas haul was 99% PlayStation stuff!,Dude...that's amazing. +"I mean, doing stuff like this is pretty cool for the community. The interaction from it will help 343's image a little methinks.",But...but..343 never listens and keeps sending Halo into oblivion +"Subleasing a room, 15 minutes walking to RIT - $460",The dead of winter is a great time for a 15 minute walk +Don't be so stuck up. The scene is very funny.,"I know right, rape is hilarious!" +Thought you guys would appreciate the look on my nephews face. We all remember the elation of our first gaming system.,*cue cat* +Nice! Where do you live that you can carry concealed at 18?,MT is another state that allows it at 18 +Also are Jews white? Are we Schroedeners minority?,Schrodinger's Jew: both white and non-white until observed +George Michael was hardly a role model!!! He had sex with strangers in public toilets and then wrote a song about it. What a winner!!!,We all have our kinks. +George Ciccariello again: ''To clarify: when the whites were massacred during the haitian revolution that was good indeed.'' Fire him donald.,"Because killing all the white men and raping the surviving women and girls worked out SO WELL for the people of Haiti, which - then as now - is clearly known as the pearl of the Caribbean and the shining beacon of the Western Hemisphere." +Newt Gingrich Admits Donald Trump Does Not Yet Have A Plan To Beat ISIS,"Oh my, what a surprise!" +so stronk,but there's no strength +"Everyone chips in at family gatherings as a form of 'payment'. People bring appetizers, help clean up, help serve, and take care of the kids. It's just another duty that's shared. What other family duties is OP willing to take on to trade for watching the kids? Is he going to coordinate gatherings, cook the food, clean up? At family gatherings, everyone has to contribute and help out. No one gets to just coast and be entertained - except the kids, and OP isn't a kid anymore.",You must have fun Christmas parties... +How about just legalizing marijuana Obama. Stop being a bitch and actually make some change that will create some waves.,"Yeah, that's what's important here." +Shroomed's Doc,I said most technical player not only player +Got my 51 year old dad the new ratchet and clank for Christmas. He hasn't moved in hours.,Maybe you should tell him the controls then... +What?,666 upvotes is a bad sig-fixed it nevermind +at least my game comes first in the phonebook,at least my game is released +Kim Kardashian wears a $770 Soviet Union sweater,Uphold Marxist-Leninist-Kardashianism! +Stugotz is hosting mike and mike today He is hosting with mike golic jr. He finally gets to do the show he always wanted to do.,GOJO needs a lebo hat in the worst way +"So if my father is Scottish and my mother is English, then that makes me what?",Self-hating ? +LPT: Don't get paralyzed by perfection,Perfect is the enemy of good. +I think the best cloak is not owning one,Thanks for the useful comment. +Just don't get a cloak.,Thanks for the useful comment. +"Newt Gingrich is not part of the office of the President, and isn't part of the cabinet. He's just blowing smoke and conjecture.",He's an informal advisor so he's still more connected than your average politician or pundit. +"And if a wolf hurts a TweRP, it's defending itself. When we do it, it's assault","Really if we hurt them it's mercy, cause in many cases they say things that make me feel they deserve worse." +That Madeleine McCann joke with 1000 likes...,ITS JUST BANTZ LEL +The not-so-humble IQ humblebrag,"Yeah, you don't see me bragging about my 69694201337689 IQ rite" +"Yea, maybe so, but they stabbed them peacefully. Its okay.","Well, I'm just worried about how people are going to react toward Muslims after this." +Tyra's Worst Enemy,"''No, Tyra OP, Viktoria, New Viktor, Hi-Rez is helping cheaters''" +"Download a better anime, like LOVE LIVE",Let's all shine together! +Got any favorite/recommended videos?,"None saved that I can think of, I usually just watch compilation videos, there are lots" +"Get her out of the clay pot, and into a 3, 5, or 7 gallon smart pot. The slight yellowing could be a sign of a nutrient deficiency - are you feeding her? Are you checking the PH?","Just an FYI it's not a clay pot it's a fabric style, similar to a smart pot I found at my local grow store." +There's always that one..,oops +"Mental health services needed in Somali community, says settlement director","Yes, we really do need to address the mental health issues we gave in our community" +I'm betting they release Infernew with the new operation sometime in the next few weeks.,i have a feeling its coming today +I've noticed a number of blatant bubbling lately in the Braintree area. I assume that's you?,We'll all remember to use our alt accounts to kick them next time so you can't tell. +Might be bit more wait than that. I bet those lizard guys ddos ea at the 21st.,Weren't they caught or smth +You've engineered a new computer virus. It's annoying but causes no real harm. What does your virus do?,Random dead pixels. +So... Where can I get one of those bitchin' beanies?,"They only give them to real astronauts, it's standard wear on ISS." +^ fun on shadow hunter and neon ninja before class gem? i've heard its a rough ride til then..,Nobody complained about this before the Mantle of Power update... +#NAME?,"Yeah he needs a nerf, really OP if he can carry his team that hard with him" +Clean up the rivers and get rid of catfish that now feast on human flesh... treat people of all castes like equals... get rid of arranged marriages...,"Arranged marriage isn't inherently bad, it's forced arranged marriage that's a problem." +Hamas going to try and send more missiles at Israel and then complain of injustice when they defend themselves? Boohoo cowards.,"Yes, Israel is completely innocent and arent at all responsible for war crimes themselves" +"Right? I mean, what's the worst that could happen?",People got to work and shit? +"What book do you think would be great as an anime? I just read red rising and thought it would be great as an anime. It reads like the first couple of seasons of hunter x hunter - some sort of crossover between the hunter's test and greed Island. There's even some characters that are very anime-like. Most notably the character Pax au Telemanus, a genetic freak three meters tall and almost pure muscle. But of course with a heart of gold. The book supposedly has been optioned for a feature film, but when I read it I kept thinking it would be way better suited as an anime series. What book do you think would be great to see as an anime? Anyone had","The Dune series, Sand worms would work better in anime than live action." +"This Iranian boy has cancer, yet his teacher comes to visit him everyday in hospital to fill him in on what he has missed at school",smdh it sickens me we arent taking them in as refugees wouldn't even have cancer if he was in america +"Jump in US, Brit migrants after Brexit, Trump win","I'm sure the Fortress New Zealand types will be oh-so-vocal about these migrants coming here, buying up houses and taking jobs." +Ones about the Polish-Teutonic war?,They already did so much on WW2 Poland +And it's been a privilege to help eradicate your legacy by electing a President who actually gives a shit about America,You forgot the +no idea,The accent? +"Oh I know you liberals are wishing death upon baby boomers so you get your elections. Hopefully with President Trump and his cabinet, more young people start leaning to conservative rather than being brainwashed into liberals at college. Save them Devos!",What do you think they do at college? +"Just got a new graphics card, am I one of you now?","Back off GTX 1080, this is the new king of gpu's." +"Yeah sure. It's not like GP can't do ANYTHING just not much. If his jungler can do most of the work and it works..why not. I just think it's better to gank lanes that can actually do something with the lead once they get it. Even if GP gets a kill or assist he's still not a good laner. He's stronger, does more damage, better wave clear etc. but it doesn't make him snowball unless the enemy is a monkey. Give a Darius a kill early and you probably won't have to gank again unless it's a difficult matchup or he gets ganked too.","Yep if i should gank Darius or GP, i pick Darius but sometimes the Darius is pushing hard or solo killing the opponent and GP is under tower with his enemy extending and going aggressive." +Tbh all they really need to do is implement a free surrender option.,that can only be the request of one who wants to bully out their teammates of the game so they dont get a loss +Sent :),Thank you so much! +"Oulu, Finland, is a bicycling city",It is important to note that this photo was taken during the day time. +New o3DS owners,New New 3DS Owners! +There is nothing quite so beautiful as the spark in a person's eye when you bring up something they are passionate about.,That moment. +Proof,"I dont get it, wasn't Jesus white?" +"Why are the Pacers so disappointing this season? On paper the team seems to be constructed relatively well. They have a star player and good pieces around him. In spite of that they are doo doo. I'm not gonna be up here and act like I watch enough Pacer games to have an opinion on the matter, so I'm hoping some of you guys could shed some light on this train wreck",Because they need a better Pacer. +I've got two small houses one on each of my two characters and have friends live with me. They didn't have money and I can't share a house with my own alt so I was forced to buy a house on each. Once apartments come out I've been asked to buy two and hold them for friends who have not reached 50 yet but will by the end of the week. I AM THE MAN THE COMMUNITY WARNED YOU ABOUT. I BUY ALL THE THINGS AND POOP ON THE FLOOR AND HAVE NO RAGRETS OVER YOUR HOMELESS TEARS D:<,*sniff sniff* You kinda smell like shit... +"Suggest me some of your favourite, budget eJuices. I need to get some bang for my buck, up until recently I've been supporting my local shops in Mississauga but it adds up since I work from home and can vape all day, juice just gets eaten alive. I would appreciate some suggestions on your favourite eJuices that I can get a lot of for a decent price! Budget: $80",We also have Cabana punch for $35 for a 120ml :) +Except for Hossin. Briggs hates Hossin.,what is this Hossin you speak of? +"You know, it would be nice to get some commentary that's *not* hyper critical of the Lions. Just once.",But that graphic of the car breaking down and blowing up was so good! +you can't support both?,Absolutely not! +"But kids NEED those healthy foods. If you let them eat whatever they wanted, they'd be vitamin deficient and get sick.",That's what Flintstone's vitamins are for +*Why play in 5:4*,"I play in 16:9, I'm just reaaallyy bad at making gifs and fucked it up." +"Wait, they actually called holding on Dallas?!",They have to give extra yards for Elliot to rush so they can call him the greatest ever. +Acrobatic Backflip,They're still doing the Harambe thing in PHX? +Defender chose to ignore Zeke and take out Tyron's knees?,That's what i saw +They are questioned today - every goddamn day. Some people can't see his greatness because it is so blinding I guess.,Stat padder......Gets easy rebounds.......selfish +Its funny how Cowgirls fans think their team is actually good. They're in for a rude awakening come the playoffs.,Are the Cardinals even in the playoffs this year? +If I was to create a new soccer game with UT would you guys pay for it?,yeah ill send over $1000000 +"it is it is, but you're a junior who can easily bring it up",^this I got a 1360 on my PSAT but studied my way to a 35 ACT in senior year +When will God stop Gettyimages' sinful hand,"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the stage, Getty Images!" +Who are the best players that still play TF2? Just out of curiosity.,MrPaladin +what are they going to do? Vote Trump in again?,It's comments like this that got Trump elected in the first place! +"Best horror game for VR? Title, thanks!",Roller Coaster dreams. +You know things are getting out of hands when now we have Firmware updates for our mouse pads.,"yea i just hate when products are given new features and bug fixes making then work better, just sucks that it takes an extra 5-6 min of my day to get better value out of my devices." +Drexel professor draws ire after posting 'White Genocide' tweet on Christmas,"It's a white guy saying it tho, so it's ok." +I just searched Twitter with uber taxi driver remake and about a gazillion people had the same idea. I'm pretty basic.,reposting asshat +"MotM So we're about a week and a half away from the new MotM and THs, I'm guessing next Friday is when it will drop. Any predictions on who it's going to be? I was thinking it would be a QB since that's the major offensive skill position that doesn't have one yet, but with Favre dropping, I'm starting to rethink it. We had a LB, then WR, then HB, then SS. So if there's any pattern there, after the first month it would be 2 offense, then 2 defense. Looking at what defense positions need a big hero, it's really only someone on the line or FS. Defensive heroes have been Von LOLB, Urlacher MLB, Clowney ROLB, Norman Corner, NTL Corner, Deion Corner, and Kam SS. The only problem with D-Line is that's where the biggest split between 3-4 and 4-3 is, but I'd bet more people run 3-4 than 4-3 so they'll probably stick to the trend of catering to 3-4 (Clowney and Von). We just got Howie Long and Leonard Williams who are the new best D-Ends in the game, so I'm predicting either a FS or a 3-4 DT. I've been making team heroes all night and have been bored out of my mind, so I've been thinking a lot about it. On the plus side, I've made 13 or 14 so far and have made about 300K profit off of it.","Eli Manning will be the next one, NYGx2 and West Coast chemistry." +Rofl you got the order wrong. Riot Magus said that next season they will look to fix it and now Steve suddenly cares about the welfare of the CS (he also more than likely have inside info about Riot plans). And after he failed to farm the spot last season,"Whoops, still happy with the way this was done anyway" +My favorite part of DnD sessions is being treated like an idiot by the party and the DM,Know your place trash +Its almost 200k free exp....this is madness!,Just 8000 gold! +"If you found your kid cheating in cs go, how would you react? This is a purely hypothetical question, but if you are a parent who has caught their kid cheating in cs, i'd love to hear how you reacted!",Disown him +Is this a support group for banned people? I feel so ashamed and guilt ridden for the hurt I caused in r/latestagecapitalism,"Bit harsh language there, you speak like a dictator talking like that." +"Lets talk ARMOR A very long time ago with another account I asked for melee weapons (swords, axes) and arrows and crossbows....some updates and expansions later we got swords and Nightstalker...and then an axe with the latest expansion. Im maining Titan now, would like to have armor resembling a Mecha, like a Gundam (close with WotM raid gear) or an EVA from Neon Genesis Evangelion, heck Ill be ok with a fat Mazinger look-a-like. I can draw sketches in Paint if the designing team needs it. On a serious note whats with armor having cables dangling around, not effective in battle. Given my stellar record of 1/1 for suggestions made and implemented Im guessing we will have this next year.",I'm sure they added all that stuff in because of your reddit post OP.... hoping you forgot your +"Because Jews are literally a gas to be around. XD No seriously, Semites are probably one of the worst contemporary influential groups on the modern Western World.","Yay, racism and bigotry on my internets!" +Whereabouts in Idaho if you don't mind me asking? (PM me if you want!) This is what I do when I'm alone and *try* to do with the husband. I'm not buying puffy coats for my daughter. Ever.,"Boise, but living in the UK now." +Good luck! Hope that sleigh is something great for ya!,Ugh I'd give my firstborn for a sleigh gift. +"If Riot added voice to the game would it be good or bad for the game? Whats everyones honest opinion on this topic? Pros/Cons? LoL is notorious for having a 'toxic' community, especially in lower elo. I even have my moments when a game is going south and am trying my hardest in a match. Sometimes I think this is because of the lack of voice chat, which can sometimes humanize a team. Thoughts?",Now i can play League without skype/discord and flame my friends for suiciding at stupid baron calls :D +"in deathmatch, if you die while you're alt-tabbed, you get to play with season greetings thingy",We need a skin case for that +I have collected the skin of 2000 men,"David his hundreds, and u/Terraemotus his tens of hundreds!" +Hey you know what this absolutely isn't? Me_irl.,Ehhhh +"And now, you know, the rest of the story.",How I Met Your Einstein +"Of all the idiots, in all the idiot villages, in all the idiot worlds, I never expected to see this one today!",GOD PLEASE NO +the epic variant is the only gun used in HC,It really boils my goose. +"Stop playing games, we need part 4!lol",It's up! +Rex Ryan and Rob Ryan fired.,Crazy..they beat the Pats and looked like a sure bet for the AFC championship game. +WTF are you talking about? Because they haven't yet implemented a FOV slider they have all of a sudden lost sight of everything? wut?,Yes I am talking about nothing else but a slider..... Its not like they have completely revamped the flight model or decided to focus on planetside fps or anything... +Daniel '17 touches later' Strurridge,fuck off cunt +News may be fake but doesnt change the fact that price is heavily manipulated. There may be parties that have an interest in seeing BTC fail,"Luckily the ETH price, with only a couple percent of trading volume and market cap of BTC is not manipulated at all." +This blog right here....,"Friendly Reminder that Men, ESPECIALLY Straight white men CANNOT be discriminated against." +I thought I liked Corsair until I found this hideous oversight on the plam rest of my new Strafe RGB,"OP, i think a bot got the code." +"See, this is why Trump won.",Trump won because special snowflake liberals hurt my feelings +SJW racism dillemma...,White's not a race! +Visage Gargoyles are just fine,"Why should gargoyles be able to die, it's Visage's ult for Christ's sake" +"Nah, I was there. It was actually a bunch of Trump fans calling each other cucks. They just kept triggering themselves. Ever seen a room full of mouse traps when someone throws a ping pong ball in. That's what it was like.",Good one... +Good. The amount of slow people in the left lane or swerving people I desperately try to get around and avoid us usually some twaat texting.,"Yes, there was never any slow drivers in the pass lane or bad drivers before these goldurn kids and their cell phones came along!" +"If you can actually measure stuff anywhere close to accurately (water, flour, salt, sugar, butter or oil, yeast) you can't miss. Dump. Press Go. Do something else for 4 hours. Eat fresh bread.",Can you run me through the steps one more time? +Has NA ever made it to the semis of worlds?,Don't compare EU and a wildcard region +Because our intelligence agencies are largely behind both the Russians and Chinese at this point. This last election proved that beyond a doubt. Spending too much time spying on our own citizens and too little focused on our enemies. Brilliant.,But what about all those terrorists that we aren't catching thanks to the totally constitutional spying! +Temple sucks... Letting wake score?,This totally deserved its own thread. +"Turns out he isn't inting just trying a new strat with lag Support tahm with ghost smite so you can get to lane faster and clear the minions, then you build zzrot and banner to split push whilst also being redmercy and making a new youtube video",Totally believable. +Don't make me punch your girl balls,only a beta would hit a girl +Humanitarian aid to Honduras is hardly a deployment.. It's like calling a boat ride to Hawaii a deployment for the Navy.,Obviously so those active duty guys who spent an enlistment stateside shouldn't rate either. +"The better question, of course, is: why are you chasing that 1/4 HP Soraka through the unwarded enemy jungle in the first place?","well duh, because you didn't kill the blast cones, so she got to her own jungle!" +"Also I'm pretty sure those periods didn't belong inside the quotation marks, since the period is part of the sentence as a whole rather than that specific word, which is what the quotation marks applied to.",They always go inside. +I just put in my order for Airpods... hope I can find them in a store before 6 weeks lol.,Your buying products from a doooooommmmeeeeddd company Tim ran it into the ground clearly cause your buying products +Player 2 at my house gets this controller.,Where do I get one ? +And make the Africans pay for it ?,10 fathoms deeper! +I feel like I'm missing some of the context. The fact that your sister brought a guy to Christmas dinner makes her a whore?,"The context was the sister brings new boyfriend over for Christmas, new boyfriend asks dad to consign a loan That obviously makes her a whore" +"I'd say it was about 50/50. Lets face it, either party could have run a potted plant against the other and it would have won in a landslide.","I mean, we probably should have seen it coming when Deez Nuts had 9 %." +Reality check: people are pretty different. But that's ok!!!,which is why we need our own ethno-state so we can be different in peace +But Matt Ryan is the worst QB in the NFC South,JAMEIS WINSTON WILL OVERTAKE MATT RYAN AS THE 3RD BEST QB IN THE NFCS +Would someone lie on the Internet?,"No, never!" +I broke GTA V,G T A V A P O R W A V E +They just love democracy too much to ever let us see it in action.,How dare you question my love of America +Who the f%*k is swimming in my lake?,Too late +SUPPORT MAINS LUL,"Supprot with a 500 damage ability, smh..." +The Romans made concrete out of 4 ingredients. Pretty sure we will always be able to make concrete.,Yeah well the Colosseum hasn't held up very well has it?.. +"The NBA is adding a 3-on-3 tournament to All Star Weekend, and you get to pick the 3 players that represent your team. Who do you pick, and what team wins the tournament? For the celtics, I'd probably go with Horford, Bradley, and Crowder. I feel like IT would just be too much of a defensive liability going up against Lebron/Kyrie/Love or Curry/KD/Draymond. Speaking of, I think Lebron just barely carries Cleveland over Golden State in the finals.","Lowry, DeRozan and Val" +Shitty game mechanics wouldn't be forcing the ball to the forward for the tap in after the trajectory was set. You just described shitty game mechanics. Ironic.,Gotta remember that it's unfair to use logic to counter the scripting argument though jukes +Six of the Fishiest 'Science' Claims Indians Made in 2016,"Don't forget India's other scientific achievement, the discovery that gang rape is actually good for women." +"Just an update: I followed someone's advice here and told her I was sick of her games and getting on the next flight to Boston if she didn't tell me where he was. She said no, look, you're overreacting. He's fine, ok? He just decided to stay there for a while. My brother really likes him and it's nice to have him there. He'll be back Why isn't he answering my calls? Probably because you don't have anything interesting to tell him Turns out that they hooked up and he's too embarassed to come back, knowing he'll ruin our relationship. They shared a hotel room and ended up making out. They didn't have sex, they just made out.","Wait, your brother hooked up with your girlfriend or your GF's brother?" +TIL Donald Trump is Asian.,oh so hilarious.... +There are only four books in all of my life that I have started and not finished. Sheer stubborness gets it done most of the time.,What are the four? +"Woah. Didn't know that. Seriously, he's as knowledgeable as any of my film profs. I would totally pay for an online film class from him.","Now that he's come out of the fair use scare okay, he's definitely got such a bright future ahead of him." +How'd Your Flair Do Tonight? Let's hear it.,Partying with Jay... probably +"Gfriend: Their music videos are pretty cringy imo, they try to hard to be cute and it comes off as creepy.",That's why I only watch the dance videos. +You're suppose to do that. Only an idiot repeatedly runs at the hardest target,Yeah Fifita sure proved that in the grand final +"Nicklas Backstrom, approaching 500 assists, is revered by the players he sets up",yeah but he was suspended from that olympic game so i dont trust his integrity +"As long as the framerate is reasonable, I don't expect people to get sick. If it's jerky, like it is now in the PU, I don't even use VR.","Part of the problem isn't framerate, it's what your brain expects versus the lack of movement happening to your body." +"Not You traditional Mom heart (Jeremy Hamilton, Scholar Tattoo, San Francisco)",I love that tattoo so much! +Hostage kill... On secure area? Well that's just dandy!,'This is why we need a forgive feature' +"Tyr and Thor are secretly gay for each other. They spent so much time together in the war against the frost Giants that out of a mutual respect, a fragile love blossomed. And out of that love, they birthed the most twisted little ugly troglodyte to ever walk to face of the world: Vamana. Life lesson, if you're gay and you want kids: adopt.","As an adopted gay, I approve." +"Player inting and flaming in game right now, bonus afk guy",My dad works in riot and I gave him this info +Not their land. The land they steal after evicting the current resident. Criticism of Israel is not antisemitism and the world is starting to get tired of the false equivalence.,"Can't they just conquer land, like in the old days?" +Any suggestion on weekend activity for more acquaintance? Would love to have a new circle of friend. I live in Jakarta btw.,"go to kaskus/online community then kopidarat or pick a hobby, find the community, kopidarat again." +"I see the MSM finally found an appropriate individual to frame this with. It sickens me that as a species we are so incredibly shallow and self centered that we need to talk about how shitty things are for a particularly vulnerable person, with the right optics, before we can be allowed to have a serious discussion about how completely ass backwards and inappropriate the general attitude towards welfare is, or the shameless bastards that keep painting it as being of no practical value every chance they get, with no right of reply.","Hey man, I am allowed to have my opinion that we should kill violent prisoners and hobos, along with force under 25's into under paid work without rights." +Yeah devs really dropped the ball on this one.,Nah it's just a translation issue in the animus +Trump Supporter claiming Trump is pro-gay rights.,Yeah but he held up a rainbow flag +"Why are there no black serial killers? I know this was a comedy routine, that a black guys will steal your TV, but a white guy will chop your head off and boil it in a pot. But if you look at the list of legendary serial killers, it's a pretty white world.","To hop off that, why are serial killers overwhelmingly male?" +"I know what it's supposed to say, but I still think their logo looks like it says Cock.",I do have a 6 inch Glock if you guys want a picture and I do mean the Glock 17L model. +"LPT- If buried in deep snow or an avalanche, it is easy to become disoriented and not know which direction is up. Simply spit and watch which way gravity takes your spit, then climb the opposite direction.",This guy has been buried in deep snow +"Constant tracking loss in Raw Data and Tilt Brush, but no other games. I've been playing holoball, Raw Data, Tilt Brush, Gorn, and Legend of Luca quite a bit lately. Everything's works great in all those games except for TB and RD. The HMD loses tracking and floats away, then resets after a few seconds. Should I reinstall these games or something? I really don't know how to troubleshoot this kind of problem..",Run room setup again. +"No we don't, that's just an Eierbrecher.",Name too short; can't be German. +Such as?,I wanna say +"So self righteous and yet you forgot the most important part of American pancakes, baking powder. Looks like you could use to buy some mix sometime and learn what the fuck it is before shiting all over it.","Whoa calm down friendo, it's only pancakes after all PS Americans arent the only ones who make pancakes!" +Why the fuck you lyin',"It's tactics, my friend, tactics." +Hmm. Not my favorite :( This is too hard man. Haha,Penumbra then +Told him to get off the picnic table this is the look I get.,That's his your really not any fun any more look +"I used to know someone who did maintenance on those ridiculously high cell towers. You know the sort that had to be climbed by a person to work on the top. He said that what it essentially came down to is this. There were safety measures in place, most notably a anchoring system where the climber anchored himself with a rope and every few feet he anchored a second rope while he moved the first rope from one anchoring point to the next and so on. There were also regulations in place making it mandatory to use the anchoring system. There was also a work quota system in place that was nigh impossible to achieve if you used the anchoring system, which seriously slowed you down when climbing. So at the end of the day a lot of guys simply climbed up without being anchored to make their time schedule. But if something were to happen to them the company would just point out that there were both the means and the regulations in place to make them climb safely.","Dammit, if we let the workers follow safety regs, how the hell are they going to maintain their glorious 2% year-over-year growth so the shareholders won't cut the CEO's bonus?" +I finaly did it! my Weapon of choice against the unnamed peasants!,You don't need a machine gun to pacify peasants armed with torches.. +Or we can ban articles we don't agree with.,like the true democrats we are +That's why there's so many women in coding! Right?! Lol.,There would be more if we didn't brainwash them into wanting to have kids and get married! +"Bernie Sanders: We Need People to Stand Up to Billionaire Class, Corporate America","Also cronyism, corporatism, and willfully ignorant politicians." +"I'll try and do that yeah, thanks fam","just seen your edit, i wasn't offended at all mate don't worry hahah" +Being a good enough coach for starters,"hey man, you need to stop oppressing managers based on their nationalities" +Have you not seen the youtube channel in the past 2 years? Every month has 90% dislikes and the comments...,YouTube dislikes are a great metric for overall feeling +But you have no word for fluffy? If Blackadder is correct.,"We are all very charming, friendly, heartwarming people that love to cuddle and hug one another, so there isn't really the need to have a word for something you take for granted." +Well the killers names are Frankie Archuleta and Jesse Archuleta so you may be making assumptions about the black thing,"Unlike that racist other poster, I knew they were Hispanic as soon as I read stabbing." +he got 2 codex in 2 kc? Seems pretty lucky to me.,Nah it's cause he did really good dps in both those +"Finishing Strong...Can We Finally Do It? The biggest achilles heel of this team over the last few head coaches has been finishing strong. For whatever reason, the Bucs LOVE to end the season on a sour note by going on a losing streak. Here's how we've ended the last few seasons since Gruden's final year: **2015** - 4 game losing streak **2014** - 6 game losing streak **2013** - 3 game losing streak **2012** - Ended season with win (ending a 5 game losing streak) **2011** - 10 game losing streak **2010** - finished strong, winning last 3 of 4, still missed playoffs **2009** - finished strong, winning 2 of last 3, ended 3-13 **2008** - 4 game losing streak 2008 got Gruden fired. 2011 got Morris fired. 2013 got Schiano fired. 2015 got Lovie fired. Seeing a trend here? Obviously I'm not saying that if we lose, Koetter will get fired. What I am saying is that Koetter and Winston have been all about changing the culture. A BIG indication of a culture change is to buck the trend of our teams giving up at the end of the year. I want to see us come out and DESTROY the Panthers. What would it say about this team that, even though we're (likely) out of the playoffs, they still come together and end with a bang instead of just giving up like in years past?",Why did we ever get rid of Gruden again? +It's also worth noting that Republicans won big in races up and down the ballot. From governorships to Senate seats. The American people just aren't happy with the way the Democrats have been leading us.,You're just racist +*Junk food cravings are triggered by laziness,Because being poor and lazy are the same thing +"Clinton, no doubt. They have many of the same corruption problems but she at least has the tact and level headedness to avoid causing needless catastrophe because her feelings got hurt, as well as enough relevant experience in the workings of federal government to be able to hit the ground running. I also happen to agree with her a lot more than trump on most issues. I don't necessarily believe that she'd fight for what I want like she claimed at some points but I do believe that she at least wouldn't impede others fighting for what I want like trump surely will.","Well agree to disagree, Have a great day dude." +"Germany Considers Fining Facebook $522,000 Per Fake News Item",There's no potential for abuse here whatsoever. +"I did my thesis on this, and Dawkins and NDGT were particular targets. Both have been repeatedly and specifically dismissive of philosophy, while simultaneously making mistakes that first year philosophy students are expected not to make.",Thank you for that valuable source. +Don't forget beastiality and necrophilia,Yeah but if I sexually identify as a dog or a dead person it isn't bestiality or necrophilia is it shitlord? +checkmate pc pesants board games master race,Could have at least included some decent games in the pile. +Probably the least biased major news site I've seen is BBC news.,"Especially since they aren't based in the United States, they're somewhat of an outside perspective." +blame it on douchebag hipsters trying to make shitty beer made in someone's bathtub sound classy.,Well you don't grow beer in a bathtub... +code expired... guess no rocket league for me anytime soon then,"Same, missed the deal" +Best way to spend $15?,Blow it on FIFA Points... +Have you guys tried Bait Al Faroj? Down on imam saud? They're not bad either.,"Yeah, their broast is great but everything else there is suspiciously bad." +Short film about a thriving 23-year-old Permaculture Food Forest in New Zealand- An Invitation for Wildness. (19:32),So New Zealanders can have gardens! +I'm not underselling someone by saying he isn't going to score 50 goals until he actually does. 50 goals is INSANE. If he scores 40 goals he's a top 5 player in the NHL.,TIL Jonathan Cheechoo was once a top 5 player +Buying bulk Gerolsteiner Does any one know where I can buy the litre bottles of Gerolsteiner in bulk in the city? I haven't seen it in Costco at all.,Why not just drink San Pellegrino instead? +"I call fake, there's no computer in the world, that would be able to render SC in 3200x1800",You forgot your +"I'm hoping for a Nickell Robey-Coleman, 2 picks, one of them a 41 yard pick six",I Agee with this. +"Fuck you, I would never say anything like that because i am kind and humble. You piece of shit.","My feels, I can't!" +"Not all of it. Fresca menu is good for cutting, a good amount of protein for very little money.","To paraphrase a stolen joke, going to Taco Bell for the Fresca menu is like going to a hooker for a hug." +What are the little things that happen to you everyday which remind you that everything is going to be okay?,Talk to my friends in similar situations who provide support. +"What allows photo gear stores to have such great customer service? I have never experienced customer service like I have from camera stores. This Christmas, my husband ordered me something from Adorama. They e-mailed him to tell him the item was out of stock and they didn't know when they'd be getting it again, but later wrote saying they were getting a shipment from the manufacturer and would have the item drop-shipped directly to us so we'd get it faster. That could NOT have been cheap, and certainly must have been a lot of extra hassle. My husband also ordered me something from Midwest Photo Exchange. They were out of the exact item, and asked if they could substitute a different item that was the same color. He (checking with me first), said sure. They included a hand-written thank you note and gave us a free copy of the Strobist DVDs to boot. I can't remember any specific examples from B&H and KEH off the top of my head, but I've had experiences from them that were exactly along these lines. I've never seen customer service anything like this from any other store. But with camera stores, it seems to be pervasive. Why is this? What allows photography gear stores to have such a consistently high level of customer service?","With 99.99% of the employees being photographers themselves, they know how bad your GAS is, thus to avoid Godzilla-esque responses they go out of their way to ensure your thirst is quenched." +"Mcat mastery iOS app The MCAT mastery app on iOS is $15 right now because of the holiday sale. Those of you who have used it, is it worth getting? I would probably be using it when I'm sitting on my phone waiting for stuff, etc.",Best MCAT app out there IMO +"I like you. Didn't get pissy I disagreed with how you phrased/explained things, responded in a way that was clear about your point, mine, and that you were elaborating. Great response that showed understanding and didn't build resentment or start a fight. You rock.",Wanna fight? +"Aha! Yes! I've been saying that while Lillie and Guzma and Lusamine are all awesome (plus others), Kukui is definitely the best new Pokemon character! Probably the best in the entire series, honestly.",I like how he completely disregards your coming of age island challenge as a bit of fun. +A Crappy Hand-drawn Smissmas card (4 hours),Yea it's pretty shit +Haha. I read that in his voice.,"same here, it's impossible not to if you've ever heard him speak before." +"MTV is so progressive, they are really standing up against oppression and whatnot","Duh, they said bum instead of ass" +"Said it in GDT, Namestnikov looks right at Weber just before the hit and still tries to stop up and turn, puts himself in danger there.",For some reason Weber thought it was Zetterberg and immediately saw red. +you personally paid a fraction of a fraction of a penny for each of his vacations. stop acting like you funded the whole thing.,"Hey, his job is just as important as the POTUS." +A girl in my beauty group on fb posted these,Way to be subtle... lol +When you become flicker discharge,"Ugh, this whole clearspeed meta is bullshit" +"I've actually heard someone say that before to a friend of mine who had a thigh gap and she went on to say, but I mean, if that's what (her boyfriend) prefers then I guess it's okay.",So tolerant! +A half-gram of coke,"Huh, I can get a whole 12 pack of cans for less than 5 dollars." +Why are you here if you're a liberal?,because i like memes +Pittsburgh defeats Marshall 112-106,We should be ranked after this marquee win and defensive struggle. +"Right, because no one ever leaves their house or their town. I've heard this argument so many times and it's always a stupid argument. The time you want your phone to work **most** is when you are camping or travelling within Australia because you're out of normal contact with your friends and family. Hell, you can lose signal 20 minutes out of town sometimes. And for the price difference in prepaid services, it is poor value to take the inferior coverage.",It appears that the basic mathematics alludes you +The First Female Lead in Gaming,Did you just assume that piece's gender? +"Stayed without jailbreak for 2 days, and you know wha? Jailbreak this days is pointless. Yeah its funny to customize it on your own way, but at the end its nothing more than a battery drainer. Sorry.",-46 Karma +what would happen if i didn't do kinesis required missions early on and did it later ? when im 200?,u wont get ur emblem +Natural causes.,Because Mike Pence is better. +Now I'm hungry for pizza.,Fucking pervert. +They lost their virginity to each other now they think they are destined to be. They will either be unhappy and broke with many kids or divorced within 2 years.,Yeah those are the only two options alright. +"Yeah, that is the choiceI would have made too. You don't get to ignore the law because someone else did.","Yes, you always act 100% just and rational no matter the situation, right?" +"18mm (3) and 20mm (5) straps - 8 total - leather, rubber, and nylon",Pricing on the second from the left in the first pic? +What game function do not many people know about? Or optional a game function you just found out you could do?,No one seems to know that main quest can be done on every character. +Jesus christ. Here we have another streamer stuck in the gimmick of over reacting when they die in h1z1. You placed 86th. I can't imagine the meltdown you'd have if this was a 1v1 for first place.,"I'm 16th on the NA leaderboard right now, but at least you tried" +The screens inside the Tech Store of Stealing Xmas are showing a picture of First World Bank,FWB Remake confirmed? +What if they up the eggs you can hold to 25 and then also create 20 kilometer eggs. Having a second incubator isn't much better because there are now more than twice as many eggs with eggs that take longer to hatch. But now you can get people to do that important first purchase.,20km is 1/5 of what I've walked so far :/ +"Tony would be worth more if he actually said words after his last win! It was so dumb of him to just drop the mic. This makes Khabib worth more than him. The Khabib promo videos are easy to make. Not much material from Tony since he didn't give them any, live, when he had the chance.",Yes that and that alone is what makes khabib worth more than tony +"Was it ever explained in FO4 why the Gunners, a mercenary group, have a kill on sight policy for you specifically even if you've not done anything?",Bethesda needed another faction of bandits for their Skyrim mod +IDom wins NLBC this week with a super sick mixup to end the final set,"Wow, *SUPER SICK* mixup" +"The Endless Armies of the Woodelves i'm 217 turns into my Vampires campaign. i have a good chunk of territory. i'm also having to fight epic battles on a constant basis for every region. the wood elves have been a constant threat. i was so focused on them i almost didnt catch chaos and stop them from breaking Sylvania. i managed to get them to back off for the 5 turns i needed to break chaos, but a mere 10 turns after that they declared war again and dragged the dwarves into a fight with me too. thankfully the dwarves are still trying to end the greenskins and the empire is just trying to hold on to what it has. Still every 2 or 3 turns, 2 or 3 full stacks come marching up Blackfire pass and i get ready to fend them off once more. I dont mind the constant fighting, but no other race tries to attack me so often with so many armies. this cant be how the elves where intended to function. far as i can tell they are competing for badlands space with the dwarves and greenskins, mousillion has most of bretonnia under it control. i hope the bretonnians get enough of an upgrade to keep this leafy menance under control. if this is typical of the other 2 elf races the world will soon be ruled by the pointy ears once again.",The no confederations for ai mod helps tremendously. +"If I could forget the Dark Tower series and read that again fresh, I would be so happy. Especially being able to read it start to finish with all the books accessible.","I read the Gunslinger and I really liked it, but I'm a slow reader and there are lots of other books I needed to read too, so even though I bought the second in the series, it's been so much time since I read the first one that I've forgotten it, I'd have to read it again to understand the other books... I'm not happy about it, cause like I said, slow reader, so many books!" +Donald Trump has no idea what Israeli settlements are,TIL Trump has no knowledge of the real world beyond safe spaces. +I think it's the girlfriend before Stasia who accused Adam of domestic violence.,"Yes, I'd recognize that ass anywhere." +wait remind me why we should shittalk overwatch? how is it relevant to dota as a completely different game with minimal similarities from base level up?,Because any game that is trying to be competitive is clearly trying to take Dota down. +I feel like I'm too dumb to understand this comment,Yeah man you should see a doctor about that cough. +So which method do you prefer of obtaining music legally?,You can obtain music legally? +It's like Gamergate. I remember when you could just say gamergate in your tweet and someone would @ you within a minute.,"Trump voters aren't racist, they just believe in ethics in games journalism." +"What the fu... Me too, thanks.","Now that I read the post, wtf is this shit?" +"Current conservatives have abandoned all pretense of policies and just run on stopping any progress. They have no answers, they just want to say fuck you to everyone except them and rub it in democrats faces. If the government doesn't work the GOP has its work cut out for itself.",And yet both parties are the same. +Best of Beatport is worst of Techno,"inb4 Bodzin is good, but he is minimal." +UVB - Mixtion,Why repost? +"Have you actually traveled outside of mainland Europe? There are plenty of places in the world where a bit of banter is likely to end up with a much longer conversation in a locked room. Also, they're chronically underfunded and vilified by elements of both the left and right wing.",When its happened its not me that's started the banter lol +But do they haylo and vape?,"The suit is not to protect them from the atmosphere, rather to protect the atmosphere from them." +Cassazione: licenziamento legittimo se l'azienda vuole aumentare i profitti,finalmente degli incentivi per le aziende ad investire in italia! +"A rant about the roomham and the refrigerator or: How I learned to stop worrying and love foodborne illness I have a roommate who we'll call Sarah. Sarah is not an inherently awful person, but she is the archetype of a lazy ham. Sarah is the kind of person who complains about having to unlock the doors when she comes home because it is, apparently, incredibly difficult to retrieve keys from your pocket when you have butter soaked sausages for fingers. Basically, she's the type of person who complains at the most minor of inconveniences. The pinnacle of this laziness however, is in Sarah's decision to quietly and without consulting with me, begin turning off the refrigerator every night while I'm asleep. Why would someone do this, you may ask? Because, being winter, she sometimes wakes up to find her sodas partially frozen. Because she can't drink them right away and must suffer the agony of another 10 minutes without sugar waiting for the slush to thaw, she has instead decided that it's best to put me at risk of foodborne illness so that she can have something to drink. Now granted, the refrigerator is a bit temperamental. I've sometimes gone to make breakfast to find my eggs partially frozen through. But I accept that as a minor tradeoff for not turning into a catherine wheel of sick and poo. I've tried calmly explaining the danger of improperly refrigerated food. I've even tried to offer a few solutions to her problem. I've turned the thermostat down, tried moving the sodas lower in the fridge and away from the vent. But almost every morning for the past few weeks I have *still* woken up to slowly warming fridge and milk of questionable quality. Whats worse is she then complains that the soda is too far down and she *gasp* has to bend down to pick one up. The horror! There's no way I can passively prevent this, as I'm usually in bed by around midnight, while she stays up into the small hours of the morning playing video games. I'm about to start storing everything in the freezer before I go to sleep.","If she doesn't care about possibly poisoning, maybe killing you I'd say your analysis of her being not inherently awful is... flawed." +"For the 51st consecutive season, the NFL's leading passer will not win the Super Bowl. Unless Matt Ryan and Kirk Cousins throw for 245 and 228 more yards than Drew Brees on Sunday, which to me, is more than improbable. This post is probably premature though. The NFL passing leader (By yards) has never won the Super Bowl. They have made the SB five times, most recently 43-8...(sorry) They have also missed the playoffs 21 times.","So Chuck was right... Run the ball, stop the run... And I thought he was an idiot." +There's a big difference between believing sharia law is already a thing in the US and not being aware of the existence of Sikhs.,obviously a yuuuuuuuuge difference +I'm kinda worried about Naughty Dog's future (Spoilers),2spooky4me +This image puts the entire Israel conflict into perspective. All we need is for the orange dot to go away and we will have peace!!,You forgot the +"he has a conspiracy charges but the stuff he did is endless, this includes attempted murder, assault, criminal possession of a weapon etc. and his song hot nigga potentially confesses to a lot of that. but na, he was just a victim of racism.","But he was a good kid, was trying to turn his life around, right?" +"And no, this is not my rent money or grocery money.","But the real question is, did you extort your parents for that money?" +I hate the Anonymous Facebook page and my friend shares every post,Surely the only people who support anarchism are edgy teens who just argued with dad +I'd venture a guess and say they are not sparring.,I thought the wraps only and no headgear was the way to go? +"Can someone explain why I get disconnected!? I use Flash player so there shouldn't be a problem. Third time I have disconnected in a tomb/ice tomb, and it's always at the end of a tomb. Why the fuck is it happening?","It's the illuminati targeting you, flee the country." +Magny & Hendricks cutting together in the sauna before UFC 207 weigh-ins.,I am shocked Hendricks hasn't weighed in yet. +I hate this so much. So so so many times have I lost an easy kill because of this.,But don't you love it when they combo it with an aegis so they get like a whole 5 seconds of invulnerability while replenishing 50% of their mana? +Something something bootloop!!1,* LG - bootloop * Pixel - no bootloop +3/10 will be the date,"Can confirm, uncle works at Nintendo and 3/10 is the release date." +"It depends. Years ago, individual hikers used to leave registers, with their contact info in the front. When one was full, a hiker would leave a new one and mail the old one to the person who left it. That person would usually mail the person who recovered the register for them a small gift or reward. These registers are obviously spread out all over the place, with no real way to track them down. It seems like most of the registers now are left by the local Maintaining Clubs or the person maintaining the shelter. Those do seem to be archived by the clubs, but are obviously spread out among the different clubs. It's very cool to hike through a place like the Whites, where the AMC Hut Registers from previous years are kept on site and in order by year. On my 2015 thru-hike, I got to look up entries from me and my friends that were written in the Registers from my 2000 thru-hike.",Solving this problem would be so simple with a solar powered iPad and satellite internet. +"President can only pardon federal crimes. If New York State is looking into it, the president can't do much.",The God-Emperor can pardon state crimes. +How could that Elite Crew squad not notice the Phoenix Connexion guy sneaking with them?,Its all good if you plan to rush B anyways +"Ok fine, I didn't word what I said correctly. Yes, I was wrong in saying communism is a form of government, not an ideology/philosophy. But, forming a state with communism as its guide has never historically made a free or equal state.","If at first you don't succeed, communism is impossible and should never be tried again." +Almost like there is a concept of innocent until proven guilty,Fuck you and your adherence to the founding principles of modern democracy! +"She's got it confused a little bit. But yes, she can change her contributions to Roth 401K if she wants. Then all the money will be taxed now but tax free in retirement. Whether it would be good for her would depend both on what her tax brackets are now and in retirement and what changes the government does to taxes going forward.",As long as she isn't confused and tries to take the money from Traditional 401k to the Roth... Otherwise it's mostly a matter of tax treatment and expected income at retirement. +She's certainly not a celiac,"Yes, everyone knows people with celiac are all shriveled corpse-like beings." +Damn democrats,Living off da guberment! +"Witchcraft has been banned from Rwandan football after a bizarre incident. Moussa Camara cast a spell on the goalmouth, scoring 3 mins later",Can not wait for an letter from the FA banning my lucky jersey +"This is how you make sure she never gets on a bike again. She obviously wasn't having fun. Now anytime anyone in her life talks about buying or riding a bike, she will protest and have a big speech about how dangerous they are. I'm assuming he won't be hearing from her again.",nah man she is so impressed +Donald Trump,Why stop at 8 years? +Who in the MLB do you feel is underrated?,Mike Trout +Casey Raye triple blowjob blowbang (gif),Ahem... Daaaaaamn! +"He learns flamethrower around level 40, and the physical fire moves he learns before that (I think only flame charge and fire fang) are lower power so it is useful in certain circumstances (but not against a fire bird).","No, not really.. Fire fang gives you flichhacks, the slightly higher bp doesn't even out on a physical mon." +"Rubio, KAT, and that first for Goran and Hassan? (watch how pissed people get at the mention of trading Hassan)",FUUUUCK U +IT'S OFFICIAL - my Fry's order was cancelled! Anyone else order a band during the crazy Fry's sale and have their order cancelled?,"Black Woven Nylon and Stone Sport Band both still showing in progress, but I'm not holding my breath." +"U.S. expels 35 Russian diplomats, closes two compounds: official",That'll teach them +Destiny Servers Unavailable?,We were winning 146-106 in IB... +"Gonna play some games for a while, it's that easy",not everyone has a second tv that's worthwhile for games +That's what they want you to think. Got any sources?,Its from the Ambassadors of such countries or google it +Got mine yesterday for lime lights and 16 c4 :),I've seen you post this like 3 times lol quit bragging :( +Vibration Plates: *For parents who don't know how to raise kids!* Someone has to get those kids some running shoes and a salad ASAP.,Why are you body shaming children? +Are,Gay +It's supposed to be a surprise so I don't think so. They might just be saying that to gas up the interest. It's a mixtape so they won't earn money tho,"Datpiff gets a lot of ad money, especially if it's a legitimately big drop." +"In response to Greenwald article, Wl claim Guardian have retracted.","I can't wait until we the people in the US have the Ministry of Truth to protect us from evil, foreign propaganda like The Guardian." +unless ~~it changes~~ workers seize the means and abolish for-profit production,Just the number of people on the planet at this point means that that won't be a solution. +Train Check! Triade 250 x Petri RDTA,"Stand up, yell choo choo, and rip some huge clouds." +"The lie of the job. If somebody doesn't work they are completely worthless. It's the worker's fault somebody else automated their job, they should have known their job was going to be automated even though they had no idea their job could be automated until they were told it was being automated.",The petroleum engineering student enrolling in 2011 into the highest ranked degree should've known in 3 years time that the price of oil would collapse in one month and half their class wouldn't land a job. +"Seems like every time I see you guys playing at home, you're first halves are average at best but second half you guys always find a way. Lakers game a few weeks ago comes to mind.",we're just coasting and only turn it up when we need to +People would still ask for Chinese knockoffs in comments and complain about pricing.,"Excuse me, they're called *homages*." +"1/5 chance. If is a eco round, everyone was a SMG or Shotgun, not fair ?",I hope you're joking and can't actually be this dumb +Everytime I hear or read a blonde in a joke I assume it's a woman,If it was a male they would say a person +"Score PawN still needs to stand up a lot, I feel bad for him",God forbid the guy walk. +"Well after getting the first taken down because I forogt to specify the generation, I need to wait 7 more minutes :(",YOU HAD ONE JOB +Barca kids need only 8 seconds to open scoring against Real Madrid,That defender needs to be shot or have his legs broken +"Yup, people who buy into pyramid schemes or timeshares convince themselves for lifetimes that they weren't duped These people are aware of Trump University, they don't give a shit. They know he's a con man, but he's THEIR con man. He lied to the other stupid people, not them, he likes them and cares about them. When he literally tells them to their faces at victory rallies that his slogans were bullshit to get votes, they fucking cheer, because they won. If they didn't cheer it might allow them a moment to think and reflect and wonder if they are in fact the dumbest mother fuckers around",And Hillary is worse. +Meh....Mickie Vs Charlotte would be better,Charlotte v Charlotte would be better +"Wikileaks emails did a tremendous public service, revealing how government works - Mondoweiss","Wow, thanks Russia!" +Is this the pistol Porter Orrin Rockwell used to threaten and murder apostates?,The best part about blood atonement is that it doesn't have to be voluntary. +My dad's first homemade pizza,"Looks perfect, would enjoy thoroughly" +But your not the only one,Oh really I wasn't aware of that +This sounds so absurd it must be fake news.,"Oh yeah, cause it's totally the first time European schools have done this" +Now dick slap her!,Hahaha funny joke +"Really like the combination, though it's a bit difficult to get an idea of the overall look when you're sitting. Maybe include a pic of you standing as well?","I would but i only took that one photo, the look i was trying for was a bit of punk/rock" +"The AI just Denounced You. Why Do You Care? Full Disclosure: I am a warmonger. That noted... One by one, the leaders of Civ 6 pop in and denounce you for whatever reason they have to denounce you. They denounce you because you are a warmonger even if you are not. They denounce you because you don't go to war, for having a weak military, for having a weak navy, for lagging in science, for having a different religion, for having more culture, for spreading your religion and for NOT spreading your religion. Since having the AI like you isn't required to achieve any of the victories, why do you care? That is the first question that comes to my mind when I read a post or watch a video about the AI, diplomacy, and denouncements. WHY DO YOU CARE? Now, there is ONLY one way to not be denounced for something: Kiss all the AIs' buttocks and cater to all of their agendas, which is impossible. Sometimes it is impossible to work with the agenda of your next door neighbor. So, please share how denouncements make it difficult to achieve whatever you are trying to achieve.",#NAME? +ITT: apparently misrepresenting the truth is okay because it isn't technocally fake news. This whole fake news bullshit is getting annoying.,And obviously the author didn't do it *intentionally* +What is the classic version of this song??? Someone knows it,1:56-2:10 is were i notice it the most +What does getting triggered have to do with anything? I know you're making a joke but I don't see it's relevancy.,Because you assumed their gender +Every time I see a locked chest in the wild,Are you the reason every butterfly has no wings too? +socks and jeans like these,The creams really are the best +How is the HotS core gameplay flawed? It seems to be working pretty well to me.,No lasthit LUL +"I fucking hate living in tokyo I live in tokyo, the land of anime and all that bullshit. I live in a tiny expensive ass apartment. Every day I walk to the grey train station, walk by the gray buildings and over the asphalts on the street in my suit and black tie. We can't even change the goddamn color of our ties. I walk with others in the same outfits, and walk like fucking zombies. the office building is the same bland gray with some silver on the sides. At work, everyone is quiet and the manager is a loud shithead. Then at lunch everyone goes to the fucking convenience store and buys some random packaged sandwich loaded with msg which was probably made by some machine a week ago. I don't get why these people live so long. Then, after 10 hours I am sent back home. I am seen as lesser for leaving 'early'. Many stay longer, even 12-14 hours. I go to the park near my apartment and see no grass at all. Theres a large sanded area with a bunch of kids playing soccer. I find a large grassy area and when I go there I see it full of mudshit. No wonder so many people kill themselves. Life fucking sucks here. You either need a lot of money or have to be an anime lover to like this place. I'm leaving this here because when I brought this to some of my friends here they looked like I were crazy and said thing like ooh ramen is good and other fucking shit. I'll be leaving this shithole next week and I'm not telling anyone i know.",Your problems matter. +"The AFC East is sending two playoff teams to the postseason, NFC North might not. Of course in terms of SOS, the Patriots and the Dolphins have the lowest win%, but that's because they've played the Browns, 49ers, and Jets (twice).",Yes but the dolphins also play in the AFC East +"Charge is a fine comeback mechanic, if the minions can only hit other minions. Allowing chargers to go face was a mistake.",Yeah because everyone used Icehowl. +"I fully get you 100%, but I feel more like it's just slave labour with a job title.",A low paying job is better than no job at all. +I thought the Netherlands would have underwater power lines,They will be with the rising sea and climate change; hail hydra I suppose? +"Voters in the English city of Sunderland did something extraordinary last June. They voted by 61.3 percent to leave the European Union, even though it put tens of thousands of local jobs at risk. Why would so many people vote against the economic interests of their hometown?",To keep all the polish muslims out +"Give it a generation or two. They reproduce alot faster. And for the record, there was about 5M muslims in Germany as of 2010 a 0.5M increase over the year before, so around 7.5M now (rough guess)","Well, if germans are too incompetent to makr children, somebodys gotta do it" +People Die When They Are Killed,no fucking shit +#NAME?,No hyphen is shouldn't be correct +I think DayZ doesent understand how races work,"According to Hicks, race is a social construct." +Kristaps Porzingis named New York sports Athlete of the Year,Wonder how Carmelo is going to take this one... +Why nerf him when they have his rework planed for januar anyway.,looking forward to learning the new ryze.. again +you can be against terrorism without condoning torture.,Found the russian spy +Ball player,Uma Jolie +Mike Gundy now has 5 10 win seasons in the past 7 years And I would still say he is underrated nationally. Also undervalued by his own AD.,"Yeah, but how many SEC Championships has he won?" +Racist Obama Lol you could have written anything you wanted and that's what you picked,I actually think he may have written Racist Obania which makes a whole lot more sense +"House Karstark, Round 2 take me back north i promise that i will not be useless and irrelevant again",hey babe +"Liberals have compared pretty much every Republican nominee to Hitler for the last 20 years with this same, stupid argument.",Its the unrelenting support for Israel that makes the liberals love the Hitler reference. +.15 is about as low as you can go without starting to become pretty unsafe if careless. Spend some time on steam engine bro.,Just wondering how it is unsafe ? +"Oh, you're one of those insufferable people in the outfield! Nice.","Maybe a little bit, but I'd never throw something at an opposing player like some fans" +TRIFLING GNOME,YOUR ARROGANCE +"Has America finally overplayed it's hand here and is Putin showing it to the world, or did Putin come up with some cunning strategy? No way to be sure.",Find out on the next episode of Dragonball Z. +Alberta here. we got guns if you need em. Meet us up in fort mac.,No forest left to hide in. +Like what?,Molotov Metallic shank Sling shot Hide shield(only equipable with spear and melee 1 hand) Specialised set of throwing knives Mouth propelled dart gun (with poison darts that do tick damage or knockout) Barbed club Barbed and various knuckles War axe Quarter staff Special quiver holder for faster noking arrow Compound bow with attachments More types of arrows(explosive/fire/poison/ blunt/armor piercing) Catapult/battering ram/trebuchet +You're using false equivalency wrong but the majority of this sub does.,That's a false equivalency strawman ad hominem! +Donald Trump poses a real danger to Israel,"Why would a nuclear Kuwait, UAE, Oman, Bahrain, Saudi Arabia, and Egypt be a threat to Israeli security?" +SHOCKING !!! PROOF That Hillary Clinton Rally In Greensboro NC IS A FAKE - Check It Out,It's a false flag rally you guys! +Lol it was meant to make fun of exactly that. My rack is bigger than 3 cams also ;),"3 cams sounds about right... You're supposed to go light and fast in alpine climbing, right?" +The Flyers have a Brayden Schenn problem,"In true flyers fashion trade him for an over the hill all-star, or an aging defenseman and call it a day..." +FWD KNOW YOUR PLACE!,CAUSE FEMALES ARE ALL BITCHES WHO WANNA FIGHT ALL THE TIME AND ALSO STEAL UR BALLS WHILE U SLEEP WAY TO GO TRUMP +"Another EU evening (EU prime time) - another lagfest I don't know if GGG are all on holiday or what is going on, but the last week or so, it has been a complete lagfest every EU evening. It smells at lot like server load problems... and I for one hope it gets fixed soon.",It must be your ISP +"The irony is that the whole purpose of this subreddit is to manipulate, deceive and destroy reputations.","Uncensored, free conversation will do that" +I have suggested that actually. They thought it was crazy.,You gotta pull yourself up by your boot straps like ole dad did back in his day! +Important question fellas... Will Gilbert make the team? Yay or Nay?,He will +"I'm not saying I care or find it offensive, but I just had the thought of how would this go over if it were about black men and was tattoos of watermelon or fried chicken (I couldn't think of a stereotypical black men/women tattoo)?",The stereotype is black women get leopard print tattoos. +What can we make up to criminalize the SJW's? I'd be onboard with that!!,"Heres an upvote to help your karma back up, remember the" +"What is that? Will I like the answer? Answer the second one first, please.",Jibteks +Meanwhile those Mexican citizens get in-state tuition while most US citizens have to pay extra.,"Well, it IS their land!" +"(f)irst time here, can my perky tits stay?",Good boob jobs always welcome +"I can't call someone a fag at work, so I don't call anyone a fag at work. Rules are rules. It's not like it ruins my workday because I can't say it. It's just a word. Not being able to say it won't kill me or you or anyone else. Get the fuck over it and just enjoy the Batman content.","Wow, that really sucks that your work is oppressing your freedom of speech like that." +JoJo only qualified for one Crunchyroll Award - VILLAIN OF THE YEAR,*Sees Kanaberi of the Iron fortress as anime of the year nominee* Seems Good no bad taste here +"Suing someone to harass them. You can bring a lawsuit for anything and the defendant must respond or have a default judgement entered against them. If there's a default judgement, they have to go through the trouble of getting that removed. So, either way, when you sue someone they'll owe court costs and attorney fees. As long as their claim is not completely frivolous, they'll be no legal backlash.",But the legal system isn't corrupt! +"And it's the recycle bin, which can't even be removed (easily)",No one uses that anyways.. +Gurley was such a bust,Did you drop this +..... The ones in the hood... Are for... The people... In the hood ...,"Yeah, because only the ones in the hood get robbed." +"5 awkward saves, if u hate when the ball is coming behind you try this","I want to try it, but you're missing the code!" +It was a joke about me not understanding that there wasn't anything there.,"When in doubt," +"I just feel like Trump began this presidential race with the idea of promoting his brand. He probably didn't expect to make it this far, and now he's just running with it. I'm sure he doesn't mind though, considering he has free 24/7 coverage.","Mostly agree, altho he crossed a tipping point right after the GOP convention, and now the campaign is harming his personal brand." +"Yea, 99% of people on this sub are fucking retards.",I only see this shit show when I view r/all but Damn there are some dumbfucks who you can pretty much tell any amount of lies to...and then they produce President Trump +"like Coal, the same stuff her heart is made of.",Why are you involving Flynt in this? +Dang imagine if those guys were to meet again... That would be one hella story to tell.,At least it would be a first time that this sub did something useful +"I think it's the right choice, they still have the relegation games coming. They probably don't want to play against Austria and Kazakhstan next year.",Atleast they will win gold +I'm not sure why you lumped reptilians in here with these crazy conspiracy theories... you need to wake up,Global warming is a Chinese hoax! +I think the primary problem is people going from I don't like how xy currently is to so the developers are idiots.,*cough* shaman *cough* +We have yet to see any actual proof yep real verbal gymnastics there.,But random mentions of Pizza ...welp let's take loaded weapons into a pizza store. +"Whats your, Its 2016, why hasnt this happened yet moment?",Gotten my shit together +Hitler's daughter,"Hey, Hitler actually did some good things!" +"I just... don't look at things I don't care about. I'm sure some people didn't like my post last night about selling some of my diecasts, but they didn't have to look at it. I made money and at least three people (to this point) were able to buy things they wanted. It's not that hard to find the threads you actually care about. Were the paperclips stupid? Were the soda machines stupid? Are the pictures of like 10 old diecasts that are not in any way notable stupid? Yes. And when one of those things takes over for a day, I just don't look at anything until the next day. But if those posts stop you from contributing to actual discussions, especially when they're made during the offseason, then that sounds like your problem. This sub is mildly annoying at worst.",But... this sub is my life! +Ronda Rousey gets TKO'd by Amanda Nunes,She was hungover from her new year's celebration +Looks like Adam's even got a main and backup on his glasses.,Or he's set up for stereo! +There's still hope!,Only true Donald Glover fans know he was in Derek Comedy. +I have burned pieces of paper I saved somewhere,Bullshit +People don't seem to understand basic physiological differences between men and women.,What a misogynist... +TIL You can shove a villager in a boat into a minecart,but then the minecart brings him into the end and he flies with a elytra. +I've got a minor gripe with Rogue One (R1 spoilers),Yea because it is too farfetched that Rebels would like to imperials. +I wanna be a fluffy orange bipedal canine female. ;(,Fucking furfags +"I liked it too, though it did draw all the weirdo furries as well..","You callin' me a weirdo, punk?" +You spin me baby right round right round!,He didn't give explicit affirmative consent so she just sexually assaulted him +How come people do the mannequin challenge in strikes?,"Yeah, if you do the mannequin challenge in Destiny and then upload it to facebook, you get free blues and a chance at some legendaries and a skeleton key, all while you just stand still." +Am I suitable here?,I swear I know you irl +"why is a mod defending Bungie? I thought you guys were supposed to be impartial? the quality assurance on changes to the first destiny game is clearly below what it should be, and people should be able to point this out most other companies this size would have cover over the break",Because they all want a shot at that small glimmer of hope at being the next cosmo. +"He has, it's frustrating. He brings me flowers and leaves notes on my car. But I am trying to move forward. He was married when I met him. I should've realized if he was willing to cheat on his wife (although they were seperated) he would cheat on me.",So you knew he was married when you started to date? +"I know AfD won't be able to make a goverment on their own, but their growth gives me hope that soon things will change, Merkel has become a symbol of this crisis in Europe. People are blaming her for the attacks at least here they are. Her staying in power will only boost the growth of right-wing parties. Now I hope all this talk is not just election speech and that you guys will keep your immigration under control, or more x-exits will become a reality, and weren't there more attacks than just Berlin, have we forgot Munich, Ansbach, and Cologne and other members of the union. She has not handeld this crissis effectively. Now we may disagree on Merkel, but I hope we agree that current immigration policies are very dangerous for Europe. Anyways I hope you have a happy new year.","Haha, I talked a week ago with some Croatians who live in Germany about how disappointed they are about their family in Croatia because they knew nothing and made outrageous allegations about German politics." +"No. Because the only way to make sure they stay minimal is to use such strong repression it's too inhumane. We have tried this all before. In Scandinavia the law was *absolutely no jews* changed to *ok, some jews* changed to *special privileges for minorities (really jews though)* changed to *we don't have any more right to our country than minorities* changed to *holy shit we will soon become minorities ourselves*. You can have some small degree of intermarriage (not with jews though) without there being big problems. But any kind of minorities that maintain distinctness will end in tears.",Slippery slope fallacy +So my Mom ascended yesterday.,Those headphones really bring out the extra colour this setup needs! +What white supremacist went from functional illiteracy in his early teens to the head of neurosurgery at Johns Hopkins by age 33? THIS GUY.,I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins. +"Yes, I googled it. It's called the XXXorcist. lol","If there's not a scene of Karras' mother in Hell giving blowjobs after the spoof Regan/Pazuzu says the line, I loose all faith in their screenwriters." +like clockwork,Most common shades of their customers ........ +Next level Treant Gank,My boy noochm +Would HAVE.,I guess we know why he's a cart pusher! +Another way to speak Danish is to attempt Swedish with a dick in your throat.,Isn't that normal Swedish? +"I didn't get fired but got a written warning for this. I was working chat tech support for a web host. Customer chatted in complaining of slowness claiming our servers were having issues. I do all the standard steps and we determine that his ISP is having issues (standard tracert, etc). He doesn't believe me and becomes obstinate. So I end the chat by saying you're wrong! About 10 minutes later I get a new chat. I see the account name and the question. It was the same guy with the same question. Without letting him say anything I write you're still wrong and close the chat. If I wasn't one of the better techs I know I would have been fired.",But so much can change in 10 minutes! +What are the 2 fonts for Pirate's Cove?,Big Comic Sans and Boosegumps. +So staying 800 metres farther west would somehow actually make a difference in OP's enjoyment of his stay? Get real.,"Sorry, forgot the" +"The most interesting thing about evangelicals reactions to me is that they constantly argue that God is in control and Trump, no matter how bad a person he is, became President because God wanted him to. I never heard a single one argue that about Obama though. So, I guess God is in control in their eyes only when Republicans win.","Let's not forget, they *NEED* a proper gun toting, God fearing, eagle wielding Republican in office who's not afraid of nuking the brown people and starting WWIII, because nuclear Armageddon is the only way to bring Jesus back." +"Statcast and Baseball's 90 feet I got the documentary Baseball by Ken Burns and during the discussion it got me thinking, now with Statcast, can we prove that the 90 foot distance between the bases is the true magic number for maximum suspense? It seems it isn't really clear how that number was decided but it was proposed by Doc Adams in 1858 and hasn't changed to this day. I am by no means a Math whiz and was just curious how that could be calculated now that Statcast is being used. What do you guys think?","If back to the future taught me nothing else, it's listen to what doc says." +"What books would you recommend to read for somebody starting his first novel? I know some of the books that are usually recommended, Stephen King's *On Writing* being one of them. And, I was recently recommended Steven Pressfield's *Nobody Wants to Read Your Shit*. But what I'm looking for is something of lesser known jewels. Like, *A Hero's Journey* by the world renowned mythologist Joseph Campbell. Any of you have such recommendations? Thanks.",Any 100 or so books would be a great start. +Can someone explain how this has happened?,Latency +The worst is when Russia hacks my fingers and makes me just straight up poke my finger with the soldering iron.,#That must suck. +"Well of course Pro-Trump Russians don't care what they say. Americans do care, however. We expect them to keep questioning him and pointing out his lies.",Everyone knows that the only real news comes from my uncle's Facebook posts. +I don't get the salary criticism. Would you not be paying the people working at your foundation to administer treatments and provide services? Most people can't do international humanitarian work without a wage.,Everyone knows that everyone who does any work for a charity should do it for free. +PSA:,"Man, its like they want a reaction from you" +He seemed close a couple of times on gun control issues. I wish he had just gone off on congress at least once,I Don't think the second half of the anger interpretater joke was actually a joke. +"I sent a friend who was building a pc to go pick up an rx 470, but they were sold out, so he bought a 1050 instead. The rep told him not to worry because the 1050 blew the 470 out of the water. Exact words. O.o",It blew it cuz it had a higher number. +What a brave young woman,The most cringe part of the whole post is this fists not going in complete darkest to lightest color +That's how i used to survive in MineCraft. My kids would run around villages trying not to get attacked by zombies and I would just make a cave house in the hills and connect to a mine to start getting materials. Later they would come and beg to move into my cave house because they couldn't survive. Then they would steal my things from the crates and generally mess up my house. Just like real life.,How did you see your kids? +Or something good.,"I appreciate your optimism, but the past few DC movies haven't exactly been outstanding..." +Odin proceeds to erase Frieza and everyone in DB save for Zeno,Forgot the +Scared off by national / financial unrest post-brexit vote. Belief that sinking is better if you're on the titanic rather than chancing it on a life raft.,"Given that the people who stayed on the Titanic all drowned, whereas the ones who made it to life rafts were rescued - this analogy sucks balls." +"Modern livery just sucks completely, doesn't it?",Pictures of the hazards of smoking would be kinda gross +Ya estan usando la imagen que hice para shitpostear? Estoy orgulloso,Lo gracioso es que se puede aplicar a que es algo robado de facebook +Wig Billionaire Tycoon,I think it looks like Milo Yanapolos....Yannapolos....Yanapopos... +KY Democrats unclear about the meaning of preemption,I'm gonna guess that all that gun violence is crazy white rednecks running around shooting each other. +Just moved to the area last week and came alone since I still don't know many people but was not missing this. If I come out alive make sure your parents feel bad.,Still underage so I aint got no options yet fam +Nice guy makes stunning realisation,"It's spelled fuccboi, alright?" +We have too many Clinton liberals in america. And it makes sense you made that observation of NIMBYism because Congress has refused to increase funds for section 8 for the past 8 years. I'm basically paying for their refusal to act.,Yeah because Clinton liberals have had the majority in the house and senate... +"Best single player campaign in an RTS? I hate multiplayer, or rather, for most of my RTS gaming life, I've had no internet and thus I pretty much am stuck on skirmish mode or campaign and have no incentive to play multiplayer. Last time I did was SC2 coop, which felt too pressuring. Which I don't mind only playing single player, I love storytelling and creative missions and such. The best campaigns I've played through were Red Alert 2 + YR and C&C Generals + ZH. There were enough backstory and mission variety for me to keep playing. But what are your opinions on what the best campaigns on RTS is? I'd also like to hear more obscure titles.","World in conflict, Homeworld" +Spinning Pattern,r/loadingicon +Are you sure? I think you were thinking about it before you responded...,Look at what you made me do! +"Of course you got a job at [company]. You're a girl. - classmate Girls get all the scholarships. - classmate Being a woman must have helped you get the job. - my FEMALE fucking co-op coordinator (it didn't, BTW) I never hire women. All they do is get pregnant and go on maternity leave. - my sister's boss",Gotta hand it to all these women getting PhDs so they can sneak into high-paying positions just to leave their employers in the lurch when they go off to fulfill their *real* dream of having kids. +New Update (1.15) 14gb?,Remastered maps unlocked after super EE confirmed +Costa Rica is not in South America last I checked haha,That was the joke! +Fuck barb,No thank you. +"While it is unfortunate, we should still support causes that we find common ground in, otherwise nothing will get done.",nothing gets done as long as people like Warren represent the Progressive apparatchik +A mod on wow's forums FINALLY checked that post that had been going 160+ hours that was created purely to point out how nobody ever reads the forums.,I feel sorry for you if you actually think you're funny. +We literally passed a bill saying we would build a border fence.,A fence is not a wall. +Was it Andrea Mitchell? She was on earlier talking about how it was a betrayal to the press and demanded that the press pool be the first to know. She had nothing new to report other than her feelings.,No it was someone else +"idk some fucking random eurotrash, but steel is better anyway because he does funny rage on stream!!!!!",Somebody? +Red Sox promoting Moncada on Friday,Promoted to AAA. +Asics Gel-Lyte Speed 'Cockatoo'. I changed the blue laces out for white ones.,"White laces look perfect, they add just enough contrast" +I-I can explain babushka,second world nations need a colorful escape from living in a depressing shithole +Did you notice during the debate that Trump simultaneously claimed ##A) he could not release the returns because he was under audit ##B) he would release the returns if Hillary released more emails like in the same fucking sentence.,"If I heard him correctly, he said he's going to release them when he's done being audited no matter what, but will release them while being audited against his lawyer's advice if Hillary releases the emails." +"Lmao, what? First of all, people may write whatever they want to- and these folks that come here to talk that nonsense are usually downvoted to hell (if such a place exists). Besides, don't write off being killed by your family as anti-Muslim propaganda perpetrated by these white-supremacists. I *know* for a fact that I may very well face death if my parents ever found out! That's extremely ignorant of you. Ex-Muslims aren't a homogenous group that experience exactly the same things.","Nice try, fake ex-moose." +"I can't even sleep I got so much to say, fuck the Feds, fuck the police, fuck the dea!",BURRR! +"He said take them out, but OK. Lets all pretend that take them out has only EVER meant murder/killing, and has never included arrest, interrogation, detention, asset seizure, deportation, criminal charges (for conspiracy or aiding and abetting), etc. All those times police chiefs said of gangs, We're going to take them out? Every single gang member was viciously murdered by the police. No arrests.....only death.",Surely we should just take those family members all to Guantanamo and do a heck of a lot worse than waterboarding to them. +Mike Trout involved in car accident. One serious injury but he is ok,Probably playing Pokemon Go +"Shyvanas ult is the weakest ult in the game imo ... and I know that if it is too strong it would push her over the edge, but right now it feels depressing to use it. It doesnt take enemies with it the entire way, it gets canceled by just about every other dash that has some form of CC paired with it (Sejuani Q, Gragas E etc) and it's the only Transformation Skill that actually has a cooldown (sort of, it takes some time to generate fury). Also it can only be generated by you attacking unlike gnar, who also gets fury when he is attacked, and unlike Renek, Nasus and Gnar you do not gain any health when transforming only the bonus of your passive again, which is just a little bit of armor and MR. Additionally, you also do not get new abilities(like Nida, Jayce etc), so when transforming right after having used your skills it hardly matters at all, since the newly gained aoe on your skills does absolutely nothing.","Riot should just let people buff their champs so they can have whatever skills they want on their champs with lp, then you can have a gnar that can have nid abilities or even a when ult" +"2016 Week 6: Kansas City Chiefs (2-2) @ Oakland Raiders (4-1) [](#KC) @ [](#OAK) Location: Oakland Alameda County Coliseum, Oakland CA Game time: Sunday, October 16, 1:05pm Pacific (4:05 pm ET) TV channel: CBS Radio: 95.7 The Game, 98.5 KFOX (Greg Papa, Tom Flores) Odds: Raiders are 1-point favorites Match-up history: Chiefs lead series 57-51-2, at Raiders 25-30-1 , Streak - Chiefs 3-straight. Last loss 2014. Announcers: Kevin Harlan, Rich Gannon",Is anyone even enjoying this game? +I guess it's officially possible to fly a commercial airline and be totally cool! FTFY,"If you were sitting there while the male stewardess started doing those dollar store Bugs Bunny voices, it would not be possible to sink low enough in your seat to escape the chills." +You can find them on eBay.,thanks for the tip +"Part of the issue is supply-side. We just don't make as quite as many adoptable kids as elsewhere because we have decent sex education, decent access to contraception and decent access to abortion.",Damnit Australia can't you do anything right +Why would KiA take issue? As long as Jim doesn't give it an official review (which given his past with Jazzpunk/Charnel House/Lisa he won't) there's nothing unethical here. Or maybe you're just hoping?,"lol As if GamerGate gives a fuck about actual, ethical practices in journalizm." +"For most channels (at least on cable) 2/3s of revenue comes from commercials and 1/3 comes from affiliate (cable company) fees. If CBS prices their base package at $6/month, then $4/month per subscriber to offset ad costs makes sense on paper.",Thank you +"Illustration from Inside the Lunar Base, Fred Freeman/Collier's Weekly, 1952",War is such a better use of money though +Why you guys crying that's the price you pay,Bois SFW's in town! +Physician Assisted Death. 'Euthanasia'. People should have the right to die.,I don't see how the Youth in Asia have anything to do with physician assisted deaths +"LPT: If you're going to suggest that your experiences and impressions represent those of the majority, have data to back that shit up. Otherwise no one is going to take your hyperbolical nonsense seriously.","As a person who suffer from migraines, I'm totally with you." +You could you know.. .stop taking your child to gay pride parades then...,And if you live next to one? +"When a woman rapes a man, she is merely expressing her retaliation against men for enforcing rape culture","Sure, and when a bullied kid turns into a bully themselves and harasses a new generation of younger students, they're just standing up to their own bullies!" +Because it's not personally my responsibility the welfare of complete strangers?,Don't even look at them +Do you use a different file manager? I'd appreciate any recommendations.,Finder is pretty nice. +Have you tried it with 4 players?,Have you tried turning it off and on? +Girl does amazing Michael Jackson cover,Impressive +I guess i forgot to detach myself from the rope,Why did you kill yourself? +Feels Bad,Why ubisoft nerfed lord chanka again? +This made me laugh...,Does this mean I have a real legitimate reason to go on Porn Hub now? +Nintendo: POKEMON!!!! POKEMON!!! POKEMON!!!!! 20TH ANNIVERSARY!!! Link: How about me? Nintendo: Here's Breath of the Wild! Link: Yay! Samus: I came out the same year as Link ... Nintendo: ... Samus: So ... Nintendo: You make a cameo in some game ... we'll slap your franchise name on it. Maybe Monster Hunter and Miitomo will show you some love. Samus: ... thanks? Mario: They think Super Mario Bros is my real birthday ...,I love how fans constantly try to put Metroid on the same pedestal as Zelda and Pokemon! +Thoughts on the top comment in this thread that bashes the Accounting profession?,"It got deleted, Anyone know what it said?" +I think Britain's economy would collapse if this was socially acceptable.,"Don't worry, we've got Brexit to keep the coffers full and make us an 18th century naval superpower again." +Did anyone else get the impression that Veronica Deane looks and sounds like a younger Mallory Archer? Did anyone else get the impression that Veronica Deane looks and sounds like a younger Mallory Archer? Not the imposter but the real one. Do you think the resemblance was deliberate seeing as how one of the running gags is Sterling Archer's disturbing relationship with his mother?,Or the femme fatale that shot him in once bitten when he was a teenager... +"Deporting criminals, enforcing existing immigration law, and admitting people who actually benefit America as a whole... How terrible!",How's he going to pay for that? +Shortlist of Actresses Testing to Play Domino in DEADPOOL 2 Revealed,"Just go ahead and cast Kiera Knightley, she played Dominio once already." +"Make sure you look for guys on the PP.. PP points are being triple counted in your league.. Agree with Ehlers and Galchenyuk.. I would add Hoffman, Gallagher, Hertl.",Hertl might be stuck on 2nd PP but all others are solid 1st PP guys. +"Sex dolls. My grampa had just one sex doll and my papa had just one sex doll and each one of my five brothers, well they each have just one sex doll, just like I do. Each one of my brothers except Ike, that is. Ike just had to go and buy eight sex dolls. I don't even know what the point is; they all look pretty much alike. To be honest I think he's just trying to show off, to put on airs, you know? I tell you when it comes time to read papa's will he better not have left his sex doll to Ike, because the rest of us will be pretty pissed off.",Is your family from St.Ives? +For the US and Soviet Union there are currently 18 known deaths during spaceflight and 14 during testing and training. I say known because there are always questions over deaths in the USSR space program.,What about all the people who were killed to hide the fact that we never went to the moon? +"Prisoner Rescue 18 and 20 also give female prisoners. Overall, a good guide.","Thanks, I added those in." +"The wife and I pay $450 a month for a Bronze plan with a $13,000ish deductible. Gotta love it?",You must be in terrible health to get rates like that.... +"Hey I remember you, you're that troll account or something",How dare you call the great leader of the wolfpack a troll! +No one's going to be calling us bandwagoners.,Because you always had great attendance or because in order to bandwagon a team they have to be good? +Hey so what would be one of the lightest flippers out there next to the 51?,32 +"I was kind of interested to see what came out when the switch was released, too bad he was bluffing.",It's just Obamas porn cache. +What's ur kq kc and method noob,read what he said m8 +"Kimi: If somebody says that during the race he does something because of what happened at first corner, that it is payback, I don't think it is the correct sport to be purposefully paying back.",I'm really liking Kimi this season more than ever. +"you, apologists, will be directly responsible for human casualties that without a doubt are sure to follow. You have created a cult of personality around Musk, and it is extremely dangerous.",Your argument is so strong in light of the fact that NASA never killed anyone +"I just bought a coffee in front of a TBM I ran into at the store--you should have seen his face! So, I stopped at a convience store on my way to work this morning with a friend, and, unfortunately, ran into this really annoying TBM I did not want to talk with at the time. To make a long story short, this guy is nice, but he's super annoying because he is always asking church-related questions every time I see him. As I waited in line when we were talking, I ordered a large coffee (and tea for my friend). I wish I could have taken a picture of this TBM's face when I paid for and received my coffee. He was visibly disturbed (but was trying to act like it did not bother him). He was almost acting like I had kissed the girl he secretly liked but did not want to show he was disturbed by it. I was glowing, smiling, and just enjoying my morning/coffee. It is simply amazing that some TBMs are so worried about meaningless shit like drinking coffee. Out of everything we can worry about in the world, this guy was focused on what I was drinking with my breakfast; and to make matters worse, he was visibly offended by it.",The part of this story that offends me the most is convenience store coffee. +Clinton Global Initiative 'notable member' Matt Lauer will moderate first presidential forum,That can't possibly be a conflict of interest! +Islamic extremist who said gay men's heads should be chopped off is now teaching children in London,"Hey, but it's diversity!" +Is it valid? The ball didn't move from the first touch,Not much but it did move. +Screeching birds that travel in groups? Does anyone know what these screeching birds in Long Beach are? I just moved here and they are quite annoying. Smallish black maybe dark brown birds they are normally flying high or in the tall Palms near the beach...,Those parrots are the Harley Davidson assholes of the bird world. +"That's DunkCity, not DrunkCity. You need to lay off the alcohol.",All basketball fans are alchoholics +This would explain why they are checking the tire iron. She may have been changing a flat..,I thought she was checking it in case it was used as a weapon. +NiKo's jumpshot noscope headshot on GeT_RiGhT,its a feature not a bug +"Past Rivalries. What Rivalry games do you wish came back, or wish you could see in person one last time? For me, it would have to be the A&M vs UT game. Thanksgiving isnt the same without that game.",Battle on the Brazos: Baylor vs A&M A game that I don't think is a rivalry but the series is very close: Baylor v Arkansas +You kids just got a lesson in economics,"But we think he got ripped off so fuck your logic, haha Chia sucks, traded 1 and 2 picks of 2010!" +Surely one more POC on national television won't save us.,Might rob us though +BLM is a hate group.,You said it therefore it must be true. +Sanchez? they cut him 7 minutes ago and everyone thought he would be their starter at one point.,He couldve been but he fumbled the opportunity. +"lvl 33 here reached yesterday, started 15 of july (day of release for my country), made like 64k of exp average per day, guys its definitly possible, im the proof, never hacked or spoofed or whatever but the question is: is it worth/fun? and the answer is yes for me, had a lot of fun this summer but im pertty sure those farming days r over, no more vacation, back to work its not gonna be the same",so this is your job basically? +"I'm no expert in Reformed Egyptian but I'm pretty sure this little hieroglyph translates into, And it came to pass.","Don't feel bad, as it turns out, Joseph Smith was no expert in Reformed Egyptian either." +Burning Man Hate Week,They are doing burning man WRONG *hate hate hate hate hate* +Pls upvote,This meme is funny no matter where you sit on the political spectrum. +If the polls are so easy to manipulate then why can't they get even one to say Trump is winning?,Be cuz Jews run the media (David duke told me so it's true) and all Jews are libruls.... +Don't most people? Is that the norm? Anyone want to chime in?,"Either or, i usually hop in the front but i dont think it really matters" +"It's amazing to me that people still somehow manage to hype themselves up over just an episode title alone. It's as if nobody learned anything from Rising Tides, Crashing Skies.",It is only the 7th episode... +Homeowner shoots intruder armed with crochet hook in Mountlake Terrace (WA),So how the hell do you shoot someone with your crochet hook? +Can someone take the playbook away from butch please?,He's not the I've with the playbook. +"The court alleged that even if the fictitious characters were based on Lohan and Gravano, a video game is a work of fiction and thus falls outside the statutory definitions of advertising or trade so the plaintiffs' complaints that their likeness was used to sell a product didn't hold up.",Because we *all* know that anything that has Lindsey Lohan on it will automatically sell. +Yep. Can't happen fast enough.,"Yeah, we need people who have good judgement, like Hillary!" +pretty much the what the OP said but also this: confirm your kills!!! you dont have to chase the enemy down and lose your position but keep an eye on them at the very least b/c once that player gets their shields back you dont know what kind of damage they can do to disrupt you or your team; you always want the ball in your court like in the walking dead when rick didnt confirm his kill in the prison and that dude ended up pulling the alarm which caused chaos and death... ALWAYS CONFIRM YOUR KILLS!,wow spoilers my dude. +"I mean, how else would you get a guys attention?",I love it when needy people don't think they're needy. +lol,Thats a great contribution to the discussion +What Lorenzo will miss the most about Yamaha?,I wonder if he'll think the Ducati is too dangerous with its top speed and ballsy acceleration. +"We have a bunch of women middle managers who not only have zero technical knowledge, they literally will cover their ears and tell you to speak normal when I get too technical. I'm a systems engineer, I don't know how else to explain advanced concepts like virtualization and cloud architecture.",Have you tried putting together a Power point? +That was sarcasm yo.,You gotta include a +College just isn't challenging enough,wait another 4 months buddy +Nice people exist and abound - outside the cult !,surely you as an ex-elder know this to be false! +"If Bradford goes down, which QB would you rather see start?",Hackenberg +Why Your Teams Sucks 2016: New England Patriots,As a Pats fan I agree with just about everything said... But why the fuck are you listening to WEEI they are the cancer of sports talk radio. +A message from Hillary,I need to make this into a poster and put it up during my phonebanks! +I guess I am the only person in India who is living without an Aadhar Card. Let's see how long I last without the godforsaken card.,Me too. +Worst ending ever. Lost's finale is a masterpiece in comparison. (Spoilers) Starbuck is literally an Angel is the biggest piece of shit plot device I've ever seen on TV.,Frack that shit. +This is proof if I've ever seen any. I'll be damned.,Please be +"Whilst you may have heard many say this; vaping really, really, really helps...",We get it you vape. +"No, that wasn't the case this time around. There was a lot of reused animation and shots, and one of the fortunes Steven asks just flat-out sits on a static screen with no animation whatsover. There were some great singular shots and expressions, but the actual animation felt kind of weird.",It was an episode from the point of view of an old robot so the animation was clunky like a robot. +you're putting it in your pocket wrong,More like You're charging it wrong +N-Nani! What are you doing researcher-kun?,Found the weaboo +raise your hand if you saw this coming,But it was so necessary! +Ontario's government debt surpasses $300 billion,"Damn Mike Harris, 13 years later and he's still bringing us down" +"If it's only 5%, yet they all share the same scripture, it can't be the scripture itself.","About 5% of Christians actively evangelize, therefore evangelization is not found in scriptures!" +"We had a chicken disappear for ~a month, we thought she was taken by a wild animal, until this morning she came out to show us her 8 chicks she hatched all by herself!! <3",What a whore. +"Low Effort Posts And Recent Threads About Elo Hell and Not Climbing The influx of threads with the basic premise of is anyone else having a hard time climbing? is obnoxious. None of these posts have really offered any value to this sub. People end up just down voting them most of the time, but it's annoying having them clog up the bottom of the front page. Do we just report these for low effort and move on? Will mods remove them?","Climbing isn't too hard, but leavers can completely ruin your chances." +I don't watch eu much but how come H2k were so bad at handling split-push? I saw so many ways they could have 4 v 4 them while kennen loses the split-push.,H2k's macro in the mid/late game was always garbage. +"Embrace it, don't be embarrassed your fierce.","Nah, def be embarrassed" +"And then God's all like, I am a psychiatrist!. And you both laugh and laugh and laugh.",Haha good times +Looong Shot on Paratrooper - Heroes and Generals - PTRD,PTRD so fun +Get an iPhone. Shit like this what makes android awesome.,"Yeah, wasting your time and energy with chasing down wakelocks and rogue apps and limiting your phone's functionality just to get you up to par with 2013 standards of battery life is really awesome" +Serious question; Am I just sh*t?,"Yes, as you do no have any skins." +But then you'd be placed with other sucky players cause you lost your placement matches?,Blizzard has implemented a snowball effect upon wins and losses in competitive. +"It's not every hero's job to stand on the objective. There are flankers that should pick off the enemy supports instead of heroes like widow that only get on the point AFTER clearing the enemy team off of it. Every hero has to be played differently, don't forget that!","Oh I'm sorry, you shouldn't touch the payload during overtime." +You have been given an unlimited budget and tasked with solving one cold case throughout history ; which one do you pursue?,The identity of Kira. +Why do you do all that?,Same reason someone may want to buy a top of the line fool-proof safe.. but for digital items/information rather than physical ones. +And then stop and wait for spring?,"Didn't work out so well the first time it was tried, but what the hell, why not!" +"The people walking by may have given me some horrified looks, but his spouse may thank me one day!",Do you have a big dick OP? +Oh was it in Halo CEs playlist?,Action sack was so much fun in H2... +"I'm pretty sure they like opening jars for us. I confess to somewhat faking my inability to open jars, purely because of how much my boyfriend smiles when I ask him to open them for me.",It's one of the few things left we can do to show off our awesome manliness without looking like a jerk. +Dorkness Rising. It's hilarious if you've ever played D&D but you have to make it through about the first 15 minutes.,"I agree that it got better, but still not nearly as good as the first one." +Because that's retarded,"yeah cause we all know how stable and secure flash is, and how well it runs." +How Rare is Robobow? As the title says. I got one in my second BNexus and was curious.,very. +"Rush hour traffic, construction, down to one lane. This a$$hat is determined to turn left.",Yeah cause fuck you for trying to get where you're going +# #BringHomeSankey,The Spokane Shock would be hyped to land him! +What is widely accepted as fact but in reality is not true?,You can catch a cold by being outside in the cold without a jacket or with wet hair +"This chart shows the Pokemons best moves based on TYPE of attack, which are not necessarily the Pokemon's highest DPS moves.","As said in the title, best dps per type, not best moveset" +BREAKING: Hugo shaved,Is this a new signing? +"Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare multiplayer reveal trailer, PS4 beta begins October 14 - Gematsu",How many CoD points do I have to buy in order to get a chance at playing the beta? +You can make the same point without swearing every other word.,Says the guy with the username trainass. +Can we mega thread this already? 9 different versions of this story are going to come up.,"oh yea just like we megathread every little thing trump says on this subreddit, right." +Take a close look guys. That's the piece of shit that fucked your country.,John Key for prison 2016 +"Apparently people who would actually have to live with a huge wall, don't want it",Trump will only say to this phenomenon illegals are already voting. +0w0,Dude best post 2016 +He has done this several times now. Not his first.,Fish looks like steak to me +Not that big of a deal to most but CarPlay in my new Tucson Limited was what brought me over from Toyota (99 Camry and 13 Prius lease in the past) I'm not proud but it is a nice addition,What is special about CarPlay (I have no idea what it does) +Cue all the samsung apologists giving praise for recalling an exploding phone.,"Hey they're just exploding, nowhere near as bad as a slight bend come on!" +"Hi, I don't know if this is appropriate to ask here but here goes: What research topics would be feasible and simple to do?",Prove that 9/9 = 1 = 0.99999999999999... +Special Snowflake,"The world is out to get me, please pity how hard my life is." +3.5 sec eco ace ESEA Official match,"Ah, the least broken pistol in go right now." +wtf this game is just like battlefront,"Honestly it's the exact same game, cancelling my pre-order" +FBI: Aide destroyed two of Clinton's phones by 'breaking them in half or hitting them with a hammer',Well that is a totally normal thing to do. +one more,"And an arcana, maybe a couple more axe immortals too." +They look strangely similar to each other,That's racist. +Great motto !!! I live for it myself! xD,Bull shit +How is it relevant that she is a Jew?,Cause ZIONISTS are in CONTROL. +A real life Beth and Jerry,Don't bring ice cream into this! +Hi are there still invasions? Were they just available pre patch and are gone after legion launch?,Yes. +"Good :) Quite frankly, if you're not comfortable with it, you shouldn't do it. Later when he's bigger, if he decides HE isn't comfortable with it, he can make the choice himself. His body his options. Wish the internet had been invented a few years earlier.","Yeah, it's super useful." +"The Guardian: Selling white, middle-class guilt since it learned to suck its own cock. How many commentators here have served in a war zone? You don't get to respond unless you've done so.","You won't win mate, there's a reason why Corybn has high support here" +Never seen it with Mercy. She gets a black screen for something?,Yeah sometimes when I was using the pistol I'd get a black screen when bunny hopping and stuff. +"83, Dream, Bite Victim being anyone that isn't Shadow Freddy, RWQ, Paper Pals, and JJ",I didn't know JJ was the name of a theory. +"Nice try, alternate account. Just kidding, it's conjecture as far as I see. Not like the detective army of Reddit has any bad history or anything.",Imagine what would have happened if we had not found the Boston bomber... +"Walmart to cut 7,000 back-office accounting, invoicing jobs due to automation.",That's what happens when you start demanding $30/hour for menial labor. +Incredible 70m try for Joey Carbery on his first start at 10 for Leinster.,Looks like terrible defence to me +I could teleport there right now if I wanted to. Id rather break in while you're sleeping so you don't have to see this hideous mug :],"If I could teleport a mug with food to my bedroom, I'd have a blast!" +What Phil is really trying to say is he'd rather have a lebron type player than kobe type player,You dropped this +Jane Goodall: Trump debates like a chimp in a dominance ritual,But what does Ja Rule think? +Credit Union vs. Major Bank I am leaving Wells Fargo after decades of banking. The recent scandal was the last straw after several other reasons to leave. I am looking for long term baking for my wife and I. What are the benefits of choosing either a local credit union or another major bank?,I'd take USAA or Navy Federal Credit Union over any of these major banks. +"Fuck off, they couldn't have chose a worst band for hockey.","Right, I think Coldplay would've been much better...." +Just a 100% normal person wearing a 100% normal outfit,I can guarantee this edgelord hasn't seen his penis in a long time. +"PvP Gear Hey i just hit lvl 65 and i am thinking of buying the simple pvp gear. Is that a good set to start with, even for pve?","One of the biggest advantage of a pvp set is the low repaircost, outside of ops and hm fp I didn't wear anyting else." +Ibuki She seems like a person I would like to hang with sometime.,But Ibuki was not hanged +Actually existing socialism (incomplete list): - Ur - Akkadian empire - Roman Empire - Tang dynasty - Ottoman Empire,Circassians and Armenians are counter-revolutionary ethnicities comrade! +OH BOY,"I'm out of touch, who is Moon and why is Toffee?" +"Master list of things this could apply to, GO! Plays Cars The internet",Laser eye surgery Digital cameras Pornography +"Lucas on Wenger/AFC: They had been following me since my time in Greece, which surprised me. Wenger sent a representative to speak with me.",Panic buy +"No man, i made the post a month ago when the meme was still in full blown popularity, then mods came and said fk you and deleted the thread, now this guy does it and hes considered a genius",yea life is rly rough sometimes +"Yeah, but does it have a Pokestop? Mine has.",*popestop +This is the actual trailer used for The Core (2003). What are some other examples of the worst film trailers for big budget movies ever released?,"In defence of this trailer, it'd be pretty hard to cut a passable trailer from that shitfest of a movie." +Today I got a long due GPU upgrade! 1gb GTX 280 to 4gb R9 380X,So that nvidia card came with extra grill addon? +Maybe Monsanto has a stock of robot bees that are waiting for the beepocalypse. Their investors are tired of waiting. ....,Don't give them ideas! +I was asked to make a galaxy themed cake and cupcakes for A wedding.,"These look incredible, great job !" +What if all humans and animals were amphibious?,Then drownings would occur less often. +Is he on a vacation or something? Been seeing cries for helps for a few days now.,"I don't know, I just bold the text" +Yeah! Let's have everybody take their cars to the fucking crusher RIGHT NOW too!,And have weekly assigned gang fights to punch and break our faces beyond the cover-up capabilities of makeup YEAH! +"Lack of skins for Supports As a support main i feel left out almost every time new skins get released. (Im sick of Leona skins) I know most people dont enjoy playing supports, but there has to be one in every game. If cool skins for supports would more frecuently be released it could also attract other players to try that role.",WHO CARES ABOUT SUPPORTS WE ARE JUST HERE TO FILL THE QUEUE. +When will the live draw happen?,"September 10, 11 AM PDT" +Not according to the last game.,Not w/o DPI. +"Ugh, I guess I'll have one of each gear class going through everything at some point then. Thanks!","It's insanity to want every piece of gear so why bother, a lot are ugly as well." +"Beautiful background, better than what i can do!",you forgot the +Maybe you haven't been paying attention to the USs main modus operandi for the last 40 years?,and it worked so well for the US +"I dont have tolerance for allowing people to live who kill innocent people/beings like that. There is no good reason to kill a dog that isnt attacking you. I get why shelters have to put dogs down, but beating one to death with a shovel nets you zero sympathy from me and if it didnt land me in jail, I'd gladly put a bullet between that person's eyes.","You know that I was agreeing with you, right?" +"Yeah, I just wish it could be discussed with a filter - one side painting her as an unimpeachable saint and the other as an evil sociopath doesn't really leave any room for a middle ground.",Maybe try using reddit from church? +"Think of all the gross things you'd do with 3 days of complete privacy, an Internet connection and package of fresh tub socks Imagine how deep into the bowels of the internet you would go.. Scary stuff",I think you forgot the +How did this burst miss?,"Cleary GabeN hates you, isn't it obvious?" +"As a woman who has had many wet dreams, they are way more fun than periods.","Didnt you hear, theyre the same thing." +Taken from the comment section of Muselk's video,But Muselk is the best TF2 player in the world +"Find a usb ethernet adapter. If the adapter works with the same cable/outlet, your port is probably dead.","I confirmed the computer and cable are fine, seems my ethernet jack is just on the fritz..." +The Razer Ornata Chroma,"I don't understand the point of this keyboard one bit, the whole point of a mech is that it's better and much more comfortable than a membrane, why would you combine them into one for no reason at all?" +I made TL;DR guides for Legion dungeons (mythic mechanics included!),VH is just stay awake ZzzzZZ... +"Do you remember the very first episode? Right before the intro when the two were flying through the night? And when they landed and the bomb was about to blow up the intro started? Yeah, those two are dead.",Totally relevant to the discussion +What is needed is an outright ban on foreigners ownership across all of BC.,"Yeah, and while we're at it, why don't we put a head tax on those Chinamen, too?" +did he have a condom on? if not you should get tested,"I agree she should get tested, but who wears a condom for a blowjob?" +Ok keyboard navy seal warrior.,My squad in call of duty have to problem communicating. +"Dear Microsoft, can you have someone who speaks FLUENT English take my call?",Your sure you didnt call a tech support scam company? +Especially when I'm divided over getting a game or not getting that game.,"Why would you be divided over a game where you can make your money back from trading cards, in that regard the review is kinda useful" +Today I'm Feeling....BEES!!!,This calls for Dr Bees! +Yumi Ashigaru Storm Trooper,How dare you appropriate Japanese culture +"These AS2 LSFYL so far.... are some of the fucking best lip synchs so far from the show. I don't care. Downvote me and mention all the FIERCE ASS lip synchs from before but so far, these last two lip synchs have seriously left me so gagged. Roxxxy fucking DID the damn thing so easily on Shake It Off. And Alaska?? Don't get me started. It's so amazing because Tati and Katya started off pretty good, but Roxxxy and Alaska just OUT DID THEM in SUCH a great way. Especially Alaska! She fucking OWNED that song and I couldn't even believe that ALASKA, a bitch who can't even DANCE, beat out Katya.",You forgot +Get the AudioPocket app.,"Cheers, but sadly not available on Android." +hes being sarcastic though...,You might aswell make pre-set GE prices so I don't have to worry about price manipulation and merch clans. +"looking to try a new flavor or brand I'm a big fan of candy, fruit and beverage flavors. so far I've tried dead presidents, vapewild, cloud9, lostarts liquids, vapetasia. I've had some sour stuff, some watermelon flavors, lemonade flavors, mixed berry and strawberries and creme, a monster knockoff, mountain dew knock off and jolly rancher. so far I'm not a fan of cream it tends to have a gram cracker mix and it overpowers it for me. the sodas and candy seem to taste more mediciney than anything too. granted they were all from one brand. so what do you guys have to recommend?",rype ruby red is my favorite right now excellent grapefruit flavor +This is Atlas. He's my first puppy!,Holy shit I'd give up my child for that dog +My small collection :) try to guess what my two favourite shows are ;),Tough guess but Ima say the walking dead and game of thrones. +"Pennsylvania Gov Tom Wolf (D) has a mere 36% approval rating, in response to attempted tax hikes and a $58 billion pension deficit.","this has got to be up from corbetts what, like 5%?" +"I can guarantee that most people don't feel that way because *I* don't feel that way, and there's no way I am part of a minority.",That's obviously how it works are you like an idiot or something? +The journey to the top must start from the bottom. I hope you're right.,And in this case the bottom is a few yards away from the National Championship haha +This is great. Alan Tudyk has phenomenal range.,"5'11.5 on his imdb...fuck, give the guy 6 ft" +"I got 4 of them. 1 was from a prophecy and 3 were from maps. Some of the maps seem to spawn random warband leaders from a specific faction and you can get them by running those maps repeatedly. I know that Shipyard has some, but I don't remember the rest.",Beacon as well and i think ivory temple+ one other i cant remember +Every time I try to play heavy and eat a sandvich I get kicked with this error,these heavy nerfs have gone too far +HEAVY IS TRAIN,I have yet to meet one who can outsmart bullet train. +K.,"Go back to your country, sir.." +That's because your team sucks.,Yea dude like if your team is out of the playoffs by September you guys really blow +"So we have to convert to islam to get healthy skin? yeah, I will get right on that.","Yeah, you totally have to convert to another religion in order to wear something" +Amy Goodman showing what real reporting is.,"Yeah, it's some great coverage" +Will he let the team vote on it though?,Does he have air conditioning? +I think Germany would pass on International Higuain,Didn't you hear that Higuain is fat? +Singapore Army Leopard 2SG,They look like those plastic toy soldiers. +Hey guys! We got an atheism elitist over here! Saying that someone is inferior because of their beliefs is incredibly short-sighted and immature.,But he said speaks volumes +Don't these things have bright red kill switches on them?,So if you push the big red button it eats people? +MILF Hunter,Dani Jensen's a milf now huh? +Not physical. Meeting his violence with more violence will only escalate things. You can't intimidate alcohol. I just make him aware that there is a problem when he's sober. I tell him that I purposefully argue with him when he's been drinking to divert his attention to me instead of the young one. Eventually he'll get the message that unconditional love doesn't exist and that we won't be tolerating it forever. If that doesn't work LSD is an option as treatment.,Kick his ass +nu. doar le dai prezumtia de nevinovatie. ceilalti deja ti-au dovedit ca nu sunt onesti.,Si tipul ala cu votatul si pentru altcineva e clar dovada ca sunt pe calea buna. +So you're telling me I'm too old to date even by soba standards?! [Triggered!],"I ate pudding that was almost a week pasts it's best by date yesterday, if someone's hungry enough, they'll lower their standards." +"The food bit is awful! Oh, who cares what the bride likes to eat for ONE COURSE, no one else will possibly like it even a little bit, they'll all dump it in rubbish bags and it will be waste because it's yucky Asian food that only the PERSON GETTING MARRIED and her *one sibling* might enjoy. How abominably disrespectful can you be?",Because no one has literaly ever seen anyone but asians eat asian food. +Florida AG: 'Trump Did Not Get A Pass' By Donating $25K For My Re-Election,Did the TrumpU investigation get dropped? +"Men, what are your favorite snacks to keep around the house? Non-snackers, what's wrong with you?",*sobs* I was neglected as a child. +Honestly what a damn clean driver is Ricciardo. It's like he just doesn't make mistakes.,"Yea, his amazingly precise car control was why he was so quick at Monaco." +Just because you're a minority group doesn't mean you have to protest something.,It does here in the states... +If male have equal chance of becoming Tauros or Bouffalant.,Bouffalant can be both male and female. +"Yes, that's the jerking we're referring to.",Fucking scrubs need to stop complaining and just eat the shit sandwich like the rest of us. +Then just leave and return to the orphanage the next day.,here come dat boi +Why's mercury not on the ecliptic?,"Because its inclination is large (7 degrees), twice that of the second largest value (that of Venus), it can wander a considerable distance from the ecliptic." +The point is that it's completely irrelevant for the post. The only reason why you would put it in is because of karma.,But then I'd be lying! +"Just make sure that when you get home you don't turn on the tv, watch any movies, read any books or play any video games. Study your botany instead, entertainment and culture's clearly for losers.",Having a meaning in life is for lazy poor people who just don't want to pull up their bootstraps and go into le STEM. +VaporWave?,No its outrun coz car. +"How it became offensive for women to wear too much clothing. The French throw wearers in jail for wearing an outfit resembling ladies' bathing suits of the 1890s. If a woman wears a veil to church, will she be in trouble or does being Christian make it OK?","bring back nazi symbols, they were okay too!" +Sensitive Fingering,Botox lips are so hot +York U gender neutral toilet... except...,But who would want to identify as male in this day and age? +"the US, the UK, France, Germany, China, Russia, Iran, Turkey, Saudi Arabia, Syria, Lebanon, Jordan, Ukraine, Australia etc. You know, mostly the countries with gentiles",my guess is they're already within most of those countries. +This is not the first time I've found them like this...,That's what I call Jedi training. +So this is Bush's fault. He left the State Department in shambles with nepotism hires. They were so incompetent that they demanded she sign the paperwork saying she had the training even though she didn't.,You forgot the +I didnt realized i claimed to by virtue of being born with white skin. Im sorry?,check your privilege! +This is what it takes to become a Pro Gamer,Make me mlg or my life means nothing. +Creating a Custom Hearthstone card using Democracy.,Incoming: Priest 4 mana 7/7 +HEN1 best AWPer in the world? Absolutely unreal display of skill at Northern Arena. Tearing C9 apart.,where's the +I think that forcibly sterilizing people is a terrible way to improve society.,And don't even get me started on forcibly imprisoning people for committing crimes. +90% sure they picked Willie beavers because of his name,THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS +The people posting with the flairs.,Non-flair checks out +Possible cheating from Immortals,Don't worry guys he doesn't speak English it's fine. +"FeelsRogueMan =( But seriously, Ive been having a great run against hunters with my miracle rogue. I put in Argent Horseriders instead of conceals and its pretty good.","Rogues have it easy man, just Backstab, Eviscerate, Eviscerate, right?" +"IF YOU WON AN AUGUST MATCH, IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO POST THE SEPTEMBER ONE. Every month I get a couple winners who post right away. Then time passes and they start (rightfully) complaining that I haven't done the new header and side bar links and updated flair. I have to edit the CSS and the content by hand, so I don't like doing it once for each match as they get posted. If you run a match, please update the original post with the winner and a leaderboard when the month ends and then follow through by PMing the winner to let them know they need to post the next one. If you participate in a match, please check in and see if you won when the month ends. Having them up in a timely manner will inevitably increase participation and definitely makes my job easier. Thanks!",Isn't this what they pay you for? +My sticker drawing of Kid Buu,Sweet work dude! +Why on earth would there be a rule against public ownership?,Look at how it destroyed the NFL with the Green Bay Packers. +"Big Brother US18 - Episode Discussion - September 11 2016 Sunday episodes typically cover who has won power for the week and what they will do with it. If we didn't learn who the HOH was last Thursday, we'll find out tonight. Nominations almost always happen on Sunday.",I am honestly so sick of James +They had also a scheduled scrim with FNC which then FNC canceled an hour before to scrim with Splyce. FNC fans claiming Splyce wanted to scrim the better team..,Well 40 cm/45 Typ 94 obviously choose the stronger team +But when was the last time Tryndamere got a rework???,I've heard Tencent in working on it right now +Also they stopped paying people,nah thats not relevant +I think they realized what type of developer they're dealing with and they're trying to save people from wasting their money.,"Oh yes, hundreds of hours of gameplay for $20-35 is a serious waste of money." +Server down? title,Servers are back up eus +When did skadoodle get so large? And where are you?,well who do you think you took the photo? +"A chip and a chair son, a chip and a chair. Youre never out until youre out",yes father +"Donald Trump is the 'preferred candidate' of ISIS, experts warn",So we'd be safe? +"Pissed in my brother's mouth [I was 6 years old at the time, I was not very smart, he was also taking a bath, so that makes it especially not smart.](#spoiler)",I did this too! +Fuck you I'm better than everyone else because my taste is superior.,You dropped this: +E,"Wow, that's funny!" +"He's saying that aiming efficiently is difficult for him, which is why sym works so well because you don't have to aim the goopy laser beam",Goopy laser beam best description ever... but that made me wonder wheres my ghostbusters skin! +"Even then, tunnels could go under it.","Nah man, didn't you hear about Trump's amazing tunnel technology!" +"A Promise Realistically, whether there is an XP event next year or not, COD champs will still be around the same time. In 2017, that would put Championship Sunday on September 3rd. I was once told that in times of adversity, you have 24 hours to mourn, 24 hours to plan, and then you must execute. While the players have much more time to plan and mourn, my 24 hours is up. To show my commitment as a fan and true believer in the organization and the players, every morning until we get that coveted championship ring, I will post in the Daily Discussion thread the follow: Two things define you. Your patience when you have nothing and your attitude when you have everything. ___ days until Championship Sunday. I am incredibly excited for the year to come with Infinite Warfare and the grind that it brings. Here is to a great 2017 #Greenwall",Prize pool is bigger next year that's why optic didnt win and are waiting for next year's +Any specific illnesses to look for?,The main ones I've heard to be weary of are the schizoaffective disorderes and some personality disorders. +"Honestly, because it was there and I didn't expect it to fuck up like this. Not making that mistake again.","it's made by microsoft, therefore it is a buggy, badly designed piece of shit." +Who Remembers This Bad Boy?,Only 90s kids +"Let's take a moment to sit down and talk everyone, what I need to talk about is taste. You must remember that in this wonderful world we live in every single person has varying sets of taste, none of which are superior to others. As a matter of fact they all are on the same level as feces, yours, mine, op's, your mom's, everyone's, all the same as feces. Keep this mind before you go saying how terrible something is. Goodnight, and God bless America.",Your taste is shit +found this on /pol/ im sure he has a ton of Pizza right now.,"Ohh when /pol/ talks about ordering cheese pizza, they aren't talking about anything you could find on a pizzahut menu." +It's been my experience that women don't really grow up. They just find a way to blame someone else for it. They must always be the victim and everyone else needs to feel sorry for them by giving them money. Other people might have experienced things differently but this is just how it's been through my 30 years of life.,But females mature at an earlier age! +that's the logo used for Woolworths here in Oz.,Yep they are both owned by Progressive Enterprises. +I like hero factory,If you're wondering: Hero factory is better than bionicle fuck off retard jokes on you I was merely pretending +"See folks, not all coppers are bad... if you have a puppy :D",Thank god it wasn't a dog or everyone would be dead or in jail...including dog +Prisma seems to be getting a little popular around here. So here a PSA.,"Fuck prisma, it ruins pictures imo." +DO YOU WANNA BUY A MECHPACK? - next pack announced sometime next week,Give Ostscout plox! +Crazy finish - NASCAR Camping World Truck Series,I know it's closed wheel so trading a little paint is fine but that should cost the 8 Driver the race and his racing licence IMHO +Let it allll out,I don't have the time to open than can of worms. +Ya Troydan got an hour for quitting one game.,Pretty sure his glitches tho cuz he got 15 originally +Adidas sweater on this bebe,Pretty sure they sell them on End +"2016 Final Standings These are the final standings for this year, the reverse order will be used for draft position in off-season. 1. Oakland Athletics 38-4, 13075 points 1. Chicago White Sox 34-8, 11585 points 1. Minnesota Twins 31-11, 11109.5 points 1. Milwaukee Brewers 30-12, 10591 points 1. Washington Nationals 30-12, 10525 points 1. Seattle Mariners 30-12, 9863.5 points 1. Kansas City Royals 29-13, 11012 points 1. Miami Marlins 28-14, 10409 points 1. Pittsburgh Pirates 27-14-1, 10554.5 points 1. Baltimore Orioles 27-15, 10416.5 points 1. Arizona Diamondbacks 27-15, 9694.5 points 1. Cleveland Indians 24-18, 9565 points 1. San Diego Padres 24-18, 9499.5 points 1. Atlanta Braves 21-21, 8989.5 points 1. New York Yankees 21-21, 8882.5 points 1. Tampa Bay Rays 19-23, 9337.5 points 1. Colorado Rockies 19-23, 8847 points 1. Philadelphia Phillies 18-23-1, 8350.5 points 1. Boston Red Sox 18-24, 8646.5 points 1. Houston Astros 17-25, 8239 points 1. Texas Rangers 17-25, 8085 points 1. Los Angeles Dodgers 17-25, 7789 points 1. San Francisco Giants 16-26, 8066.5 points 1. Los Angeles Angels 13-29, 7648.5 points 1. Toronto Blue Jays 12-30, 6717.5 points 1. Detroit Tigers 10-32, 7753 points 1. New York Mets 10-32, 7636.5 points 1. Chicago Cubs 10-32, 7389 points 1. St Louis Cardinals 7-35, 6222 points 1. Cincinnati Reds 5-37, 6726 points",12th pick....awesome. +"All 3 Jones brothers played for us, but only Barrett was any good. Marlon Humphrey is the son of Bobby Humphrey, who also played for Alabama. And of course, our best kicker in recent memory (Tiffin) is the son of the greatest kicker in Alabama history.",I thought Julio was pretty good. +They would hit the mountains.,"Or deorbit rapidly due to the uneven gravity of the Moon, leading to a crash." +"Yes, but in those lines I was talking about the strange toy without legs, that could rappresent Minireena.",I guess I'm using rappresent instead of represent. +"Oh god is this the one with the fake suppressor, fake folding stock, and pin hole mag release?",All I see is a baby killing hitler murder machine. +"First I just wanna commend you for doing something about your weight, it's a lot of hard work and quite a commitment. To be honest at your weight you should probably stick with swimming. The impact on your joints would probably outweigh any benefits the exercise would have for you. What should it feel like? When you lose enough weight to start a walking/jogging routine it's gonna hurt. It's gonna hurt a lot. You might feel like you're dying as you struggle for air. Fight through it.",Thank you so much <3 I'll give my best. +I can't even work out what he did wrong.,Obviously because he flexed on stage +"Could an atmospheric processor be used to poison a planet? Moreover could this be achieved relatively quickly, with minimal harm to existing fauna and be reversible afterwords?","If you have the energy, and it's a proper planet with the right composition, you can do it over the course of decades if you want it to be reversible, considering that it takes a while to terraform a dead planet." +And the hackers have started :) wow dice,I just witnessed an invisible guy going 120-0 with a pistol... +it has a low skillgap though and is dumbed down for casuals.,"Yeah, no lock-on crap, and an actual need to play objectives rather than only playing for KDR is SO much more casual" +"Where is Hillary talked about more than trump? Seriously asking, cause I'm tired of the news going for easy clicks by mentioning every single thing trump does.",When she does press conference everyone is talking about her +All 'Bounces' in COD4RM are gone,Ruined +"It seemed funny to me that he got two guns like choose skin you want, sir. As well as JW looking back and checking if he did fine. Probably, just me :/",I actually thought it was a bit funny :) +"Going to ranked because I sick of playing against Fafnir, Going back to casual because i sick of 3 gods meta I wanted to share with you my experience with Smite lately. I am the kind of player who like to play off meta picks and in today meta i kinda find this annoying and too hard. I am going through this wired rotation of ranked and casual. Going to ranked because if I queue for casual i find myself too often with / against Fafnir / Ao / Nemesis so i go to ranked, where this gods are banned, but in ranked there become some sort of 3 gods meta in each role. Mid kinda become Raijin Vs Vulcan and sometimes there are agni's or chronos. In jungle there is always Nemesis, I literly quit of playing jungle just because I hate to play against her, not because I think she is OP, but just because I don't like to pick her and the enemy team always get her so i got bored of the same match up every game. Going to support and there he wait, the fat guy, Bacchus. EVERY GAME HAS A BACCHUS SUPPORT mostly against Athena's (although here, there is quiet variety of gods, but always Bacchus in one of the team). With hunters I don't really like to play, but the meta was Hou Yi every game. Kinda feel's to me like there are so many gods in smite but just some specific gods who just feel so much better then other's that they are the only one who get played. From 1 hand I want to play in ranked environment because it's more challenging and fun but it just feel's to me that out of 80 gods I will only see like 3 in each role that actually getting played. So I am getting back to casual and the circle continue.","I also hate when people queue in a competitive game mode and pick the best characters, makes no sense whatsoever" +So PIA is still the way to go?,PIA? +Everyones from Reddit according to Olicity fans! smh,"STFU you racist sexist pig, go hate some women" +"Carson Wentz was lying in the middle of a cornfield, hunting when he got the call to tell him he was the Eagles starter",There are cornfields in Philly that allow hunting? +Seems like a weird thing to do.,"Yeah, fan art is the weirdest." +WHY EA?,I mean all you have to do is get knocked out of the cups and your issue is gone +No English at home: Nunavut parents go to great lengths to teach children Inuktitut - North,Where's the outrage about them not learning and refusing to use an official language? +"To play Devil's advocate, it's kinda hard to prepare a game when we don't know their starting QB or our starting secondary",The league should really do something to compensate for that +"Well firstly not all women are feminist, and secondly most feminists agree that porn is often problematic. The distinction is that a large number of feminists believe that it is within a woman's right to star in pornography and that porn itself is not inherently sexist.",Thank you for clarifying to me that not all women are feminist. +The only real thing they need to fix is this typo.,"Actually this is 100% accurate, the literacy rates of people during WW1 was much lower than today so it only makes sense to have spelling/grammar mistakes here and there." +The buttons in the buy menu are broken. This might be why you accidentally bought the wrong thing.,Time for new menu sounds +Don't you realize that means they did not slow down their progress on the core game?,"Of course not, that why we are still getting bug fixes and performance updates all the time just like when the game launched on EA :)))))" +This is exactly why Battlefield 1 needs the preview Battlefield 4 had before spawning,They didn't have the technology for live video streaming back then dummy. +"Jordan Ranaan: It appeared as if the entire Giants 53-man roster was practicing. Leon Hall, Darian Thompson, B.J. Goodson all back. Giants amazingly healthy.",God Dammit bring back Graziano! +"I really do recommend the TM, never tried the velocity though","I heard the Velocity is really good, it's a simple double post deck but apparently the basics have alot of advantages" +Still I find weird how he has the skin color of GT Goku.,Maybe Black's true identity is GT Goku. +Well there goes the 49ers season. And things had been going so well ...,I think you forgot the +Practicing that new party trick,Yeah they would do this to the black man +I'll believe the FBI's excuse how about that? Joke article,"The apolitical FBI and the ex-republican director are hardcore liberals, you didn't know?" +Who will you be voting / did you vote for ?,The data would've been alot better if you had actually put Thijs as his actual name instead of Kolento +But it's sister location themed.,But it looks gay. +2 weeks ago there was a whooping cough case at a school. That school's name? Clinton Elementary.,Maybe the whole school is allergic to Trump. +Revelations Info,"Is Richtofen, Takeo, Nikolai and Dempsey in the map?" +"People seem to have forgotten what the CLG atmosphere was like, so throw back to the old CLG Comms",Who would have known this thread would turn into a shit post +They call it Fullscreen but it's actually Borderless Windowed. You can tell because when you tab out of the game it stays up and running on your main monitor. If it was real Fullscreen the game would minimize.,Ohh wow that's lame. +Damn southerners and their rebel flags!,the south will rise again! +Proof that the Empire is Evil,Tf is that mod +"(Girl here) How grossed out are you by the variety of vagina troubles ladies encounter? Any normal girl will, from time to time, be surprised by: their period suddenly starting, a slightly off smell even though they have good hygiene, or discharge even though they are healthy, noises, etc. Vaginas are a god damn bipolar, eccentric ecosystem of weird. Even when they are well taken care of. Guys, when one of these things surprises the both of you whilst gettin it on, how put off are you? I was in bed with my new man and I smelled a little off. I think he noticed, but I'm not sure. Might be getting a yeast infection, but if so it's barely just started. It could also be a recent change in diet, or any other thing that changes a body's chemistry. It was minor, but I was embarrassed. I need some bearings on how squicked out the average guy is by that sort of thing. Is the discovery of a mild yeast infection a reason to end sex mid-romp? Or not even something to batt an eye at?","Oh no, normal bodily functions!" +"At last, after 6 full playthroughs of the base game, 2 full playthroughs of KoD, and 3 playthroughs of Brigmore Witches, I can finally set this game aside until Dishonored 2",yeah but have you beaten the world record speed run yet? +"Nobody should be in jail for a nonviolent crime, so yes, this is extremely ridiculous.","nah, non-violent offenders should get a pat on the back and a high five..." +Someone to do their job properly and understand the items that they are selling. It isn't that crazy.,"yes, I'm sure fallout fans that wanted them didn't buy them after reading the descriptions" +I remember her parroting Bush's rationale for the Iraq war.,You mean back before we figured out the administration straight up lied? +"if the system allows you to do this, it is unjust and should be overthrown. how do people not get this? like this is literally people profiteering on the life and death of others. if it's legal, that's an abomination in and of itself.",Liberals seem to be in a fantasy land where we can depend on the bourgeoisie's conscience and mercy. +"Novice Network drama best drama. While I don't know you personally, but it seems you want the rules and systems to be based around your own personal idea of how they should be. Even the GM got tired of this and gave you basic responses just to shut you up. As a mentor you are not a moderator, a GM, or the NN police. You are there to give advice and help new players, not control or police the channel. Really the only reason you have control privileges is to kick spammers and gold sellers, not to deem what is valid discussion.","There's not enough upvotes in the world for you, good sir/ma'am." +"3 loads of washing, 2 batches of chocolate chip cookies and 1 batch of Pad Thai sauce cooling in Jars on the counter. Today was a fun & productive day!",Hope you didn't put all that in the one jar... +"New PS4 owner ... what older games should I look out for. Maximum fun, minimal price.",Far Cry 4 +It's not racist because we're white,Well guess we can dust off the ol' No dogs or Irish signs now. +It's like I'm literally Hitler for enjoying SAO.,"You're worse than Hitler, because Hitler at least cared about Germany, or something." +this is exactly my point i mean sure im not against it i just dont wana loose nearly 8 months old account for 400 crystals...,"ummm, and the Vader shards!" +The porn industry makes black men wear oversize prosthetics because Jews or something... or I just want to justify staring at adult film penises,"Remember guys, it's **always** about the jews" +We now live in a world where a $10 million movie is considered micro-budget.,inflation duh +"What is a feature that SHOULD be added to all cars, but isn't available For me, it would be tail lights that brighten the harder you press the brakes. This could be a good idea imo",being able to press the lock button on your key twice and it will put up the windows for those times when you are inside and left your windows down and it starts to rain so you dont have to go outside +I don't get how Clinton having a coughing fit is that newsworthy,"Because it's a clear sign of severe brain damage, d'uh!" +"But they have Dak Literally done nothing that matters Prescott and Ezekiel I carried the ball 10 times in preseason, bow down Elliot to carry them to the promised land.",Jealous much ? +The Maverick,Now I have a legitimate reason to buy a Playboy magazine. +"Have you tried reinstalling the game? (and/or deleting config files) I recently got a 1070, but Im on a fresh w10 install and insurgency worked fine for me.","Deleted are reinstalled already, no luck." +"I appreciate your honesty, you mean, sad little man.",Don't you dare call me that you asshole. +"... ... ... They're literally saying these poor black people need to be protected, and so we (as white saviours) are going to step in and separate them from everyone else, while still being equal, because we know it's the right thing to do. God job racists.","It's okay, they've convinced all public transport providers to offer safe spaces at the rear of the bus for people of colour...." +"Don't worry, its still a repost. Saw that pun on facebook 2 weeks ago...",And we know you aren't allowed to see something for the first time on a different site. +"These are the faces of real feminism, not a bunch of upper middle class white girls complaining about man spreading",Stop mansplaining to me. +"In many of those cases, strikers were killed because the mob they were in or next to attacked armed officers or guardsmen. Of course you also need to consider why they were sent out, what they were after when they were there, and how much they might have provoked the situation... But don't think that all the workers killed were peaceful protestors mercilessly mowed down in cold blood. Then again, I'm not going to argue that labor reform wasn't necessary either.","Yup, deploying the Army and Army Air Corps to stop asking coal miners in West Virginia was totally justified" +100% Unedited image of THE NOBLE MASTER RACE fighting against the LIARS and THIEVES who would ruin the noble video games industry.,can you replace the pirate guy with garlic of rivera? +"OK, to everyone commenting about clouds, it's a backdrop. Hershey PA is famous for streetlights that look like kisses. This was a set up in Hershey's chocolate world, I believe, and they have a mock light to sit on so it looks like you're on top one and get a picture.","But the clouds are the same, so it's fake, and this is just a big conspiracy to get to the top of Reddit and earn thousands of valuable karma points!" +"No Man's Resort - Enjoy a nice view over the moon lagoon, for only 1 Million Units (*for one night, single bedroom, breakfast not included)",I think you meant 100 million units +"The game deemed fit for me to get 3 copies through rewards and I guess i'll just have to start using it. And the 3 copies of Imprisoned Deathlords. Thanks, game.",Time to make the Silence/Purify deck that we've all been dreaming about! +Just released video by the Ravens - Ray Lewis - WE ARE THE FLOCK,Perriman's hype video was better! +They're a tropical people!,I personally consider my self tropical so check your privilege you shit Lord +Definitely a collection of defenders and midfielders.,"Here we go again, people on this sub always think they know more than a world class manager like Mourinho." +"It's like saying yeah, she's been at-fault for several auto accidents where people died, but I'm willing to let her drive a bus.","Yeah, but I'm sure she's going to be *super* careful now that she's never taken any responsibility for her actions." +I have a pretty awesome girlfriend!,Is she single? +3am (self.letsnotmeat),shit is faker than my loves 4 hoes +"This is what domestic terrorism looks like. HEY JIM! THIS GUY'S SMOKIN A PLANT OVER HERE, GRAB THE FACE BAG AND HANDCUFFS AND LOCK EM UP IN A SMALL METAL CAGE",..b-b-but it will only be used on the bad guys..! +"If that's they deliver van maybe it has accumulated a pile of violations whilst doing deliveries and didnt take long for parking enforcement to track it down, just a guess.",Modern version of extorting restaurants for free food? +What advice from Gordon did he ignore?,How to restart. +Godzilla,ty very much. +I dont see it mentioning Lana... But it makes sense.,I'm assuming ex-girlfriend = Lana +"I don't care if it's fast, but four doors on a Porsche is just weird. Imagine if Corvette had a 4 door model.",It's called a CTS-V. +And the winner for r/indieheads Favorite Artist Tournament is...,What a surprise. +"TheSpartan@UniversalSpartan: Battle Group Omega is being removed. The Borg Science Bridge Officer Candidate will be obtainable elsewhere. This is good news for all those who haven't gotten their Borg Boff yet. If you haven't, and want to, you have to go kill yourself in the IMR on KG. Happy Hunting!",Now remove those three silly Fed ships patrolling the Pi Canis sector and we can have a nice sterile Beta quadrant. +What a deal...,"I saw that last night, what a saving!" +"Trumps $25,000 donation to Pam Bondi is sketchy in so many ways.",There's a lot of smoke but no fire +Trump used money from a charity he controls TO MAKE A POLITICAL DONATION to bribe a judge into not acting on his fraud case. If Clinton had done the same thing the media would have went apeshit. Clinton has got far worse attention for FAR LESS than this. I'm sick of this bullshit extreme double standard on Clinton.,Yes because the media is a shill for Trump +"Bloke, Telly, and username is literally Guinness. What's the reverse of when someone goes full 'murica?",I think its when you fully submit to terrorism and crime. +Narcos renewed for two more seasons,Thanks for the spoiler tag! +^^You're ^^supposed ^^to ^^include ^^a ^^knee ^^related ^^pun.,A knee pun will do... +"He's *NOT* comparing it to the global financial crisis, he's just saying the greed of video game publishers is equal to that of the bankers who caused the global financial crisis. He's saying *if* EA sold people houses, we'd all be dead.",You dropped this +Filipinos still bear P6.2-T Marcos debt burden,Move on na! +Don't Be A Coconut,lmao I liked it +"W E W E W srs though how hard is it to stand next to ally/minion/tower, or build steraks.",yeah steraks hard counter to 1k dmg 3 second targeted ability. +"I find it rather strange that America casually ignores the China-Burma-India theater when it was American pilots that flew against the Japanese, handled the logistics of flying literally everything that front needed and was the unifying force of several extremely disparate allies, like Chiang Kai-shek and later on, Archibald Wavell. And you events like convoy pilots shooting at Japanese planes with their pistols. As in the pilots of the cargo planes taking out their pistols and firing at Japanese planes like they were WW1 pilots. Or the Flying Tigers, who were volunteers who flew as mercernaries in China. (They would eventually become the 14th Army Air Force.)",Very true and very cool! +Phonecats' Valk Moonwalks!,#ORANGE JUICED +Or the mindset that drinking water during a workout is for the weak.,"A lot of stuff in the military is for the weak: doctors, medicine, sleep, food, blankets, rain gear, cold weather gear, etc... All that stuff is for pussies." +"Sorry about that, that was my computer glitching and posting it twice.",Damn redditors and your reports for karma. +"oh, I use him for yolo teams","nah man, his second skill is the best thing about him." +"Clarify your definition of viable. If by that do you mean you'll get the longest usage of your sub-160CP gear, then yes, of course it is. But that's only because it will be the longest route to leveling.",Grinding in IC is extremely efficient if done in the correct places. +"There is nothing really special about this clip. I have seen far better players go on longer kill steaks with more accuracy than this guy. They are not even hard shots he is taking. He waits and saves his shots for sure easy hits. You really need to watch some others play, especially solo libbers, to get a real sense of the skill out there.",I think you forgot the +"Targets, paper + stickies, staple gun, cardboard, duct tape Ammo Safety equipment, 3 sets of headphones and shooting glasses, foamies, fingerless gloves, chamber flags Backup coin cell batteries If I am bringing a semi auto or scoped gun, I bring emergency fixit kit. Includes piece of wood, rubber mallet, Wheeler fat wrench, 13mm wrench, bubble levels and leveling card. I usually also have a rear bag if I am shooting rifles.",Sounds almost the same as the range bag my dad and I use but we don't have an emergency kit. +Why DC Extended Universe Is A Big FAILURE So Far,"Yes, just fan the flame between the fans some more...." +It scares me that people that stupid vote.,It certainly helps to explain our current predicament. +You're racist. [am i doing it right?],"But you can't be racist to those silly, old and oppressive white people" +"I agree. I think she's actually quite smart and good at getting what she wants. Yes, what she wants might be somewhat messed up, but she gets it.",Pretty much this. +"No one says is not ok. What we say is that it's not normal nor should be glorified. Why are people so afraid of the word normal? I have Tourette: I am not normal. I don't know what is to live one day without having tics. There are people without them. I'm not less or better than them, we're just different. They are more normal than I do. What people get mad at is how these people have pretty much made a religion out of it, and demand things when mostly of the things they (allegedly) have aren't even damaging. I can't drive: I don't trust myself to drive bc I can hurt people. I sometimes too anxious to function and I can't work. I power trough it. These people probably just sneeze and already want paid vacations because they can't even!","Also, everybody knows shrinks never tell you how crazy you are..." +Very true. Though I'm curious as to what sort of adapters you're using with regards to powering your PC.,$2 ones from dollar stores :) +How is it easily fixed?,Let them all over here duh +During the interview mention that you care about customer service and are not shellfish.,why did u tell me that now I have to say this hahaha +"Fury Warriors, I miss being on top of the dps chart.","I'm a 830ish ilvl Fury Warrior and more often than not at the top of the dps charts in mythics, when you get some haste your rotation smoothens out so much." +"I just wish they'd build reasonably priced complexes too, in addition to the cold-steel, view-of-the-Olympics style stuff they're building now. The problem isn't that we need to stop building. The problem is we need to stop building overpriced complexes. And people need to stop being willing to pay $1000-1300/mo for a 200 sq foot pod.","^^^ If people altogether decided to stop throwing their newfound wealth away, then how would those realtors, who are crucial for the very existence of society, ever feed themselves?" +"The Left is only, what, maybe a quarter of the population? It's more than the left that finds Trump's political success shameful to the nation. Maybe the Trump voters need to look at why they are voting for a candidate they are too embarrassed to admit to supporting?","It's not embarrassment, if you think it is, you're part of the problem" +That was beautiful. I'm crying years of laughter.,I'm only crying weeks +Why is everyone mad at the three protagonists? I loved it in GTA.,"DUNT FOCUS ON 1 CHACRTER, HAV 2 SHAR SPOTLITE ON 3" +Why? Peenoise always wanted to be mid. AKA ME MID.,"NO, ME MID!" +Why waste human lifes when you can use xenos life?,Because #xenolifesmatter +Factual - everybody's ass could handle the Gronk.,"Speak for yourself, that man's a Neanderthal." +"You can't instant Ophion. The rum requires an XYZ with no materials attached, how would you do that?","Keep Breakswords on field for 2 turns, then rank up" +4 players step or it needs and order step In Nacht there are 4 buttons and you can press it with square and it will sound like a click. I can't get pictures of it because it was yesterday at late night and right now I'm at work If you want to see one of them there is one at one of the corners of the room in the first floor near the DE teleport Sorry for my bad English :(,"If you press all 4, it turns on a radio you can shoot to play music" +"It's not your internet. The Jaguar CPU cores used in the APU are just absolute crap. The Xbox One interface is just too much for the amount of CPU power this thing has. I figured this out after I bought a laptop with a quad-core Jaguar AMD A8 and windows 10. Utter, absolute crap. Slow as death. A 7 year old Core2Duo smacked the shit out of it. And that's with use of 4 cores. The Xbox One OS is only allowed to use what, 1.5 or 2 cores? I thought the new OS was supposed to be much faster, but it's not, it's slower. Navigating is a pain. So no, it's not you, it's not your internet, you don't have a faulty XBox One. Anyone saying otherwise has very low expectations.","Eh, benchmark wise APU's are mucho faster than core2duos... they're not the fastest CPUs for single threaded performance but much faster than a core2duo" +Echo Six's LP is great. He knows physics and was able to keep up with Yuuko mad scientist scenes.,"Yeah, I've been following Echo Six's Muv-Luv Extra and enjoying it quite a bit." +Oorah - A Dempsey Short,Put a backing track behind this and you have yourself a top selling song. +Why wouldn't you consider hydro to be renewable?,The sun will run out of hydrogen someday. +"No, you're totally right. Bribing AGs so they don't prosecute you for fraud is totally cool because the other candidate gave some speeches. Is there anything you guys won't justify? Maybe he really could shoot someone on 5th ave.","He shot one guy on 5th Avenue, no one ever talks about how many deaths in Benghazi are on Clintons head." +Meanwhile at VALVE HQ,I like this mineral water +"Oh, you're one of *those* McDonalds customers...",DON'T YOU SAY THAT +What about Android?,"You'll have to wait, Windows is next !" +The path of most resistance,"Cheap, dirty play, bumping is cheating" +Skill Reset Scroll,Yay now I can finally remove all my skillups +Si ya tuviese titulo y culo me voy rapidito.,Y plata... +9 Reasons Married Sex Is Better Than Single Sex,Oh sex is so much better on the plantation... +iPhone 7 Details,hur dur dur wireless technology is the future and we are brave to make this step forward uh wireless charging .. no that's not necessary and not useful. +"The religious people you face all day in your country have nothing to do with the majority of religious people on the planet. They have literally nothing in common. Please never forget this on every statement about them, please inform yourself how the religious people in those countries actually act. There is no denial in religious people in Europe, i have no idea what denial you could mean, as those people are NOT driving their life by the words of god . So please....... please...... stop this thinking that every one in the world is like Americans, please please please.....",Are you saying our talibangelist politicians are crazy? +That is a horrible idea in part because Bill is way off his game and has made a ton of gaffes this election cylce and it also just make it look like Hillary is a stand-in for a 3rd Bill term.,I would hate to see a repeat of Bill's peace and prosperity. +So what about lightning headphones and the Macbook?,Apple is never releasing a Mac update again so we don't have to worry about it. +What if he was using a proxy browser like TOR?,Not everyone is trying to access Clinton's email server +"ohhh, now he'll get the bison bug fixed",Just like he fixed the short circuit. +God damn. What if you add in Murphy and whoever the other defenseman would've been? That's a lot of points on the ice.,The other defenseman could've been me and it would still probably be the most combined points ever. +Nobody puts Piggy in a corner,2/10 missed the hook at the end +"wait till he posts again, then you'll see.",just skip PKA this week +"Well that's cute, but am I the only one who couldn't read that AT ALL?","Your comment needs more smiley faces, exclamation marks, heart doodles and a large explosion behind your AT ALL for emphasis." +"I worked in a bank in a very conservative part of the United States, and customers would often go off on crazy conspiracies while talking to me. My favorite one is that if a U.S. flag has a gold fringe on it, then it is a captain's flag meant to buy flown on a ship. It indicates that the nationality of the ship is American, but the ship is a sovereign property ruled by the captain (or something like that). The flag in the bank branch had a gold fringe, which meant that the bank was essentially an American vessel, and that it didn't have to follow the constitution because it was ruled by the bank CEO. As such, the bank could take whatever money it wanted from its customers and they would have no legal recourse.",I'm sure the term Sovereign Citizen and Sovereign Law were thrown around a bunch. +Or the 2012 SEC Championship. Not digging at your flair I promise.,Oh that was the second best game I ever seen even if it did make me go to AA +The Tech from century link insisted that there was nothing wrong with this...,Please tell me it was a new guy who just thought reply = no issue. +"If you were the CEO of ROblox, what would you do? I would fire the guy who made the default bacon hair 3.0 look.",Delete the game +The story for the early version of TRTF5 had Purple Guy making animatronics to torture and experiment on children.,First he made sugar to torture artistic kids who get their art stolen +"I'd be a kickass apologist. Unfortunately, in terms of fiction, I'm more interested in Star Trek than Mormonism.","Yeah, me too" +"I hope they do. I feel like Justicar, Loatheb, and a few other cards actually have a good place in Standard. Even some of the OP cards like Totem Golem would be acceptably strong instead of OP if their counterparts, Tunnel Trogg, were removed.",Flamewanker +"Man I drove a 2005 kia sportage for like 4 years before I got rear ended by someone on their cellphone. I also hold a class A license and have turned over 300,000 safe miles. Fuck your stereotypes.",Dude obviously your driving skills are determined by what you're able to afford +LOL this is a Young Turk fanboy pissed about Alex Jones at the DNC...,My confirmation bias is better than yours. +"Police seize $2m cannabis haul in north-west Tasmania, man arrested nearby",Police time well spent. +What deck are you bringing to gameday? What deck is everyone gonna run? I'm gonna run a BW control deck.,rg pummeler smackdown deck for noobs like me +Which was bullshit anyway because the ipod touch is thinner and still has a headphone jack.,Yeah but it doesn't have a phone in it. +Will the ever release the DLC's for free? Loved playing Division but didn't want to put $100 into a game so I didn't buy the DLC's so i only played the standalone game. Do you think they will ever make the DLC's free so more players come back?,Perhaps in 2026 as part of a 10 year anniversary celebration...... +"Er... *Police said the bike had been* **reported stolen** *by, a 55-year-old non-Indigenous man who lived near the crash site.* *That same man allegedly drove his four-wheel-drive Nissan Navara utility into the reserve after the motorbike and struck it from behind some time before 8.55am, dragging Elijah under the car.* Yeah, sneakily leaving out key information by including it.","Hey don't let published, accepted facts get in the way of the narrative!" +Good work taking what he said out of context. He was speaking to using a stylus as an input device. The Apple Pencil was designed and marketed as a tool to create artwork on your iPad. You'll notice that in none of the Apple marketing material do they use the Pencil for any type of UI navigation.,Downvoted for making sense +All this would accomplish if it was valid all it would do would increase the amount of unsafe abortions that put the potential mother at risk. What are they gonna do? Prosecute every woman who has a miscarriage?,any woman who hasn't had at least 5 god fearing christian children by the age of 21 can be legally murdered +"Argus seems like more of a full expansion worth of content. The final raid will be the Tomb of Sargaras. We will probably fight a Kil'Jaeden possessed Jaina and finally Kil'Jaeden himself. The final fight might take place on the other side of the rift, which could very well be Argus. Maybe we catch a glimpse of Sargaras in the distance. Some hero will stay behind to close the rift from the other side.",paladin/priest class hall spoiler [I bet we will take the light ships that Turalyons light forces use to go to Argus too] +"I'm just really hoping that this Rey is obviously Luke's daughter crap will turn out not to be true. I hate the idea that Disney will think that because people found the fact Vader was Luke's father to be shocking and a fantastic reveal, they will buy it once more. You can only really do something like that only once in a series, otherwise it just starts to become a parody of itself.",****POTENTIAL SPOILERS**** [Rey will be Obiwan's granddaughter] +I have a question about outputting to a receiver -,"Either get a DAC or soundcard, although I would recommend a DAC if you can hook it up with your reciever" +Grounded to the ground. Or block in this case.,At least do it right and put a wire nut on it +And KZ Tweets...,Sounds like shes closing up shop... +Saskatchewan Students Paying Highest Tuition in Western Canada; Third Highest in All of Canada.,"That's OK, I'm sure the quality of our education is also 3rd in the country." +"That would be fine and dandy, but you're forgetting about stealth on the tiger. No sap, no fireball, no hex, no mulch.",But Hex would still enable the sick Warden combo! +"Don't you even dare insinuate they aren't the most amazing players around either who are so highly coveted all around. Sure they aren't bad players at all, but seeing how sporting fans hype their players up, you'd think (with reason if you read only their posts) William is the next best Dm in the world of football and can walk into any team besides Barca and Bayern almost....",William is better than Busquets btw +What about white culture?,Haven't you heard white people have no culture they only steal from POC. +"Liebe Welt-Zeitung, halt die Schnauze. In Liebe, deine Scriptkiddies",Eigentlich eine gute Zusammenfassung +"To be fair, everyone in the region fell under that banner up until the Turks rode down out of central asia and laid waste to the dominant cultures of the near east.","Yeah, everyone in Anatolia is living in Yurts, drinking kimiz and living on horseback since then." +Operation Compliance | Police actually targeted minimum passing distances yesterday!,"For community safety, police are now targeting cyclists that ride closer to one metre of a car." +"Pretty sure. Been happily employed in corporate accounting and a member of CPA Canada since graduation. While an automotive vehicle purchased for business purposes is indeed an asset on a company's BS, as it is main purpose is to generate future cash flows, it is never so in a personal use. Unless you buy a car to use it 100% for the purposes of producing income, it's as much as an asset as your daughter's Iphone.",But but but you can sell an iPhone for cash so buying my daughter an iPhone is an actual investment. +Because HE'S NOT CROOKED! Both candidates suck but it's hilarious that people say that Trump tells it like it is and isn't crooked when there's literally dozens of compilation videos of him saying blatant lies.,"Everybody knows Trump is crooked, no need to repeat it..." +"A few weeks? All people want to hear is just something about the possible future, people are only going to be more riled up in a few weeks",Cause it would be so much better for him to promise something now for the future then take it back later because they didn't think it through all the way +"While this is true (same goes with RAM, more RAM makes media stuff better usually), his low res screen is the definite dealbreaker.",Yeah but can I just download this ram? +How do I beat him at L10? They are already maxed...,Try DD armor! +How is the Rock's character obese/overweight? His character looks like he could pull a Sabin and suplex a train.,"He doesn't look like Thor, so duh." +That is an honorable family. They should also be thanked for what they done.,"Well, I mean, they raised a rapist so there's that." +Common dishonesty still merits a go fuck yourself.,"Yeah, those lousy pricks trying trick you out of $3.53." +"Temporarily house them in York, or Winchester.","Let's go to Winchester, have a pint, and wait for this to blow over...." +"Definitely. The soft part just behind the ear is pretty much indestructible. Brock might be a 280lb jacked white boy, but even him connecting perfectly couldn't put someone down if he hits them there. Randy is a disgrace to the sport. Also, great music choice.",You dropped this +I knew it! You backwards dater ;),"Yes, because Month/Day/Year makes much more sense than Day/Month/Year" +I don't care what she wears. I just associate pantsuits with dictators.,Which dictators have worn a pantsuit? +"global warming, grander on scale of several thousands I would argue as it involve the possible extinction of the human race",Good thing Johnson has a comprehensive plan to combat climate change +"So does reaper, bastion, dva, etc",YEA BUT MY Q IS BETTER THAN YOUR Q BECAUSE REASONS. +try Austria where the bar often comes down automatically now,Austria has the highest rate of chair lift fatalities for whatever reason. +"Wouldn't be any loss to me if sarcasm disappeared entirely, especially here in the US where sarcasm is the sole means by which some people communicate. They're perceived as witty and sharp-minded but I find their observations juvenile and weak. Say what you mean and mean what you say.","Oh, do ya thiiink?" +There's no reason to pay more taxes than you're legally required to. There's a difference between tax _avoidance_ and tax _evasion._,"Still, those poor people avoiding taxes." +"My point is you need to get off the internet and get out into the real world to form your own opinions, rather than regurgitate garbage you see on Reddit.",Ever think that maybe...*just maybe* I've already done that? +"Steven universe It's just real life with gay magic space rocks over the top. I don't have anything against gay magic space rocks, but that show's boring.",TRIGGERING INTENSIFIES +How *dare* you!,"Yeah, why would anyone insult a game as astounding and revolutionary as No Mans Sky?" +"Yes, yes he could direct the DOJ not to get involved if local government start stopping and frisking.",he still can't force places to implement it which was the original post. +I wonder what the percentage of Manitobans is that have and follow a monthly budget?,I'm sure it must be poor financial planning when 54 percent of Manitobans are in this situation and not indicative of something greater. +"I eat ass, if necessary",Ey b0ss +Sea witches - keepers of the trove,is this a bug ? +My XT,rip orange wheels +Revealing a Legacy - Lost Legacy,"So, basically a 3-mana build-around draw four?" +"He was my first cat, he was old, he was sick, and he wasn't going to get better. It took a month of putting it off before I made the appointment. I loved my grandpa, but I loved my cat, too. Maybe it's not much of a confession, but I feel very, very guilty about this.","Didn't your cat just wake up later, like every other time it slep?" +No-one said it was rape. Are you feeling guilty about something? You seem very personally invested in excusing Johns.,"Yeah, I raped 76 people" +"That's why the video took so long to finish - they had to create all the technology, first, so they could capture him at a speed the human eye could actually see!",The human can only see Thirty Wechts Per Second +Gary Johnson ask: what is Aleppo?,I'm sure you all knew of Aleppo before today +"Avatar Sequels Will Be A Family Saga About Jake, Neytiri & Their Children","I hear instead of Dances with Wolves, he is using the Godfather saga as a template." +Overpowered. They already have pods for infantry. Imo hornets should have vehicle locks only.,"Right, this game needs even more fucking lock-ons" +Triggered German spotted,flair checks out too +"Was I not supposed to give people her social security number? Shoot She's so desperate for someone to talk about her here she's trying to will it to happen. Get a life girlfriend, go back to your INSANE Jenelle conspiracy theories followed by swift backpedalling when a fan calls you out",MTV paid you to say that about her +"She's obviously refusing to acknowledge the damage, so when a cop comes she's forced to give up her insurance info. On top of that, it would be great because she'd probably freak out on them and get arrested for being a fucking psycho.",oh yeah.. She looks real compliant +I'm getting pussy no matter what,Even if it with dirty slut +John Kerry Thinks Bush Rigged The 2004 Election,~~John Kerry~~ **Lurch** Thinks Bush Rigged The 2004 Election +"If you could freely punch someone (alive or dead) in the face, once, who would it be, and why?","Casey neistat, can't say why but really want to punch that face." +"There's a local American-style eatery where I live called Mikey's Deli. I once ordered a veggie burger from them, and the guy at the counter laughed and said, lemme ask you something, are you a homosexual? and then berated me for not eating meat. Like, fuck you, it's on your fucking menu, idiot.",Hey you wanted American style +I must teach my girlfriend this technique the next time she asks which outfit works best for tonight?,"Just tell her it makes her look fat, it will never be an issue again." +"Joe is already confirmed to be Deathstroke, can we just have Channing Tatum as Shazam?",yes plz +How would you change your main to make them closer to canon?,Shine comes out frame 0 +"Apparently, women only think rationally the one week a month they're off their periods.","Oh, *that* must be why there are so few women in STEM." +It's probably weird for him to be in the same building as the Stanley Cup too. The Pens will have it on display in the concourse.,((((( +What's for dinner. National politics. Low VOC interior paint. The usual.,"I've been eyeing milk paint for a nursery recently, what do you think?" +Wisconsin Taxpayers Just Got Stuck Paying $1.6 Million for the State's Abortion Fight | Mother Jones,"Thank God they won't have to waste that money on education, bridge repairs, or fire response." +Wisconsin will pay Planned Parenthood lawyers $1.6 million after admitting privileges lawsuit,"Thank God they won't have to waste that money on education, bridge repairs, or fire response." +The 50 U.S. states are having a potluck. What does each one bring?,North Carolina brings an amazing education system +Too purple,Buy the Arcane Skill Effect Pack +"Well you've got that guy that is a little too racist for the average American and then you've got the women that wants nothing more than to keep millions of blacks in poor slums to make sure she can get their votes by keeping them on welfare. So, there not wrong.",i totally believe this description is a fair analysis of Clinton's plans. +"I'm pretty sure that in the we're existentially fucked setting of TLOU, they'd be content to settle for a mostly-clean mason jar and a turkey baster.",Or you know just use the technique from the olden days called fuck the gay out of her. +What information can you NOT find on the internet?,How to join ISIS +That's not how Russia works. No one is afraid of their government. Nice try.,"OK, good argument, I am now totally convinced." +"i can't believe i started cam over eli, at this rate he won't score any fantasy points FOR THE ENTIRE YEAR",You forgot your +Superbowl 51 champs am I right!!,Everything has gone as planned so far... +"I'm gonna be honest, with as much respect as I can possibly have for you guys- but I expect to straight throttlefuck the Phins by 30 on Sunday.",But we beat the Pats last year... We're definitely not gonna get throttled by a team that lost to the Pats. +I don't understand why we need to be told how to dress,"Because men know what's good for you better, be grateful they protect you from your poor decisions!" +Can we all agree that Leia needs some sort of buff?,"No, she is balanced fine." +"Subprime crisis in the making if builders turn lenders, economists predict","Doesn't matter, have a house!" +Alberto Del Rio to hold press conference,"Judging by the picture, he'll hold a press conference about Disney World so let's not get too ahead of ourselves." +I wouldn't even mention prophets/ joseph smith when talking to current mormons because they default to this and ignore what I have to say. I would stick to criticisms of the book of mormon and book of abraham--things that their religions claims as directly from God and perfect in nature. Then they have to twist things a bit more to come up with some sort of response--they can't simply dismiss them as faults of humans.,"But the BoM even states it's the fallacy of man that makes them imperfect, not gob!" +"Wait, they killed them?","Wait, you mean the media didn't report on this?" +The majority of people suck,This is the actual problem :( +Are some of you guys really threatening violence on little kids? C'mon now.,Brah they said metallica is not music +"that's the reason they gave for not going on their annual trip this year. they said they'd have great ideas and talk about them and then when they got around to writing the shows a few months later they'd be like 'meh, that joke isnt funny anymore.'",Member that joke that was hilarious? +"Why do people like the flag of California if it has writing on it? The general consensus among vexillographers is that text on a flag is a major no-no. However, a lot of people here seem to like the flag of California, either despite or because of the text on it. Why do people consider it an exception to the rule? Also, sorry for not flairing this post. I'm on mobile ATM.",That's just bear poop +MAKING AMERICA RACIST AGAIN,MAKE AMERICA WHITE AGAIN +"When will you stop blaming the media and accept things the way they are? His 'good works' can't disprove the fact that he has done lots of things wrong. Just because he did something right, it doesn't mean that he could get away with the terrible things he did.","Yeah, forgot the" +There's some dead set morons in this country.,Yes and they aren't the butchers. +Large quake detected in North Korea - BBC News,Suuuuuurrrrreeee it is +Wireless headset So i am looking for a wireless (preffered bluetooth to use also with phone) for not so expensive if possible.,Apple's new wireless headphones +"Beltre gets down on one knee, lines a single",this is the correct way to protest the national anthem +Except for the clear cheap shot most hits were not intentional. You rely on officials to correct your errors. Flag someone and they will change what they are doing.,This is why the solution to unsafe driving is police writing more tickets! +LOL no but might as well. Lemme get some kiosks.,They should add kiosks for the trials gear and maybe just to piss people off make it so the only way to get shaders and the sparrow from a kiosk is from one they put in the lighthouse. +If you want to. You will go to jail and have your kids taken away.,Not if I get to them first! +The religion of peace,You must be some kind of islamaphobic racist to point out this fact. +Steve Harvey is one of the dumbest people in the world. I don't know how he is famous.,Oh it's the Steve Harvey jerk again. +Bengaluru will have no water to drink: CM to Modi,"In the meantime, why don't you close a few more lakes and reclaim them for housing?" +"Don't use a super, just get the artifact that give you 2 nades and 2 melees.",where do you get this ? +"And we can get there again, IF we elect a real, strong, large-handed leader for President! MAGA!",You forgot the +Riki mjollnir bug #2,It's a feature and a buff to riki. +Gym won't cancel membership. What can I do?,Start having sex with the owners wife.... that will teach them. +Trump has campaign ads?,Just in swing states I think. +We're not eating dogs.,And that's relevant how? +Consoles will never be what a PC is,Doesn't matter because I can't afford a 4k rig anyways. +Cal State is offering segregated housing for black students,Progress! +MRW I'm almost thirty and my 5 yr old nephew asks why I don't have a wife,"You answer is: So I have money for games, bitches and booze!Learn something, kid." +House Passes Bill Allowing 9/11 Lawsuits Against Saudi Arabia; White House Threatens Veto,What a man of the people +why does it feel like taric/reksai are shit lategame? i see reksai as just a jungle phase champ that becomes abilityless in teamfights and taric doesnt do much either i dunno.,"Haha... Taric ult definetly NOT useful late game, who would even pick him?" +"As it turns out, people want a leader who cares about them and wants to protect them",I can't quite tell but you sound pretty racist and incendiary. +That one guy is right though. If you just wanna fuck then there's nothing wrong with being the side guy.,"Yeah, nothing wrong with helping to ruin someone else's relationship." +I can feel my IQ dropping as I read about these people,What do you mean these people? +Sa main series games yan. Walang ganyan sa Pokemon Go.,oh i forgot this +Is trash talk a foul in the NBA?,I think I remember someone getting suspended for it in the finals last year so... +Current banlist for BatStone,Of course ban brawl because why should warrior have any comeback mechanic +Mini heart attack,I'm gonna have to call hax on those two consecutive knife hits +"Definitely not trolling, but could also have been an experiment. Azir, the way faker was playing, countered malz quite hard. Poke to get shield down and ult to displace and could easily cancel ult.","But, in game 4 and 5 Bengi looked like he was int feeding, reminds me of my feeding junglers in my game" +Has anyone ever searched a subreddit before?,Mods must have the search bar hidden with CSS +"The commission has already said that they are going to give some leeway, that the 15% rule is not set in stone. Most believe that it will reflect the margin of error in the polls, and he is almost there already. There is a very good chance he can make the debates yet.",I hope he does and I hope he turns at least 1 state gold. +"I get what you're saying, and I think that driving high is generally safer than driving drunk, but this is exactly how people justify their drunk driving.",Riding my bicycle on the freeway with traffic is safer than riding it against traffic so it is ok! +"Why are iron men allowed to do the Wintertodt? It's a multiplayer activity giving 200-300k xp/hr in Firemaking, as well as supplies for farming and construction. Seems odd that iron men are allowed to do the boss with other players.","You chose to restrict yourself, and as a non-ironman, I believe it is my right to choose to restrict you." +How long should you wait until sending another support ticket if deca doesn't answer?,30 secconds +"I was micromanaging a deer hunt last night when a friendly trader faction turned on me. There were three dead bodies (theirs) at my base. It looked like they triggered some traps, but I don't know of that happened before or after they died. It would be a nice feature!",Yeah that feature that already exists would be great right! +If you do this you're an asshole.,Yeah I fuckin hate it when people put one picture in an album. +What annoys you the most even though you know it's for your own good?,70% of the things my mom says to me +*triggered*,Fuckin Nvidiots +I don't and I can play it just fine.,This just in: orbs aren't in japanese +Pre-Release Notes for 9/09/2016,I think the crouch-spam and landing animation will ruin KZ... Unless they have a command to disable it +"Just finished my 9th hour of cs go, this game is amazing. I played call of duty for years, from black ops 1 to black ops 2, got to like a 2.64 kda on blops 2 and stopped, playing games just got too stressful trying to maintain a good kda. About two years ago i started playing dota and im like 1,600 hours in but if i Start getting frustrated i switch over to cs-go for a few games of casual play. Honestly the game is mesmerizing, i could see how deep some things could get after i looked up some crazy videos and guides about spray patterns and stuff like that, the kind of stuff that was never in call of duty. I feel all the noobiness i felt in cod and dota, i get frustrated when i get killed with an awp but I'm still trying to absorb all the info i can. Idk if these kinds of posts are common but i just wanted to put it out that cs:go seems to be an amazing and deep fps in an age when the fps is one step in the grave, and i deeply respect and love how unforgiving it is, even if I'm still a lvl 2 pleb who spams M4A1s.",.blocked +"A U.S. lawmaker accused Yosemite National Park of breaking federal law by adding 400 acres for a wildlife preserve without clearing it through Congress, but federal park officials said Friday that he's misinterpreting the law",There goes another $400 Mil down the congressional investigation hole +The Patriarchy Movement: Five Areas of Grave Concern,"I think fundamentally Christian patriarchy is Biblical and the best model for family structure... but when one starts to follow a movement such as following a set of ideas of a few men, it becomes dangerous." +Removing parts yet charging more for it The Apple method,They have to charge more to make up for all the people who won't buy it. +Yeah and they would be wrong. What the fuck kind of comment is this? Jesus christ,"Lol like, that's just your truth man." +Goddamn Ronaldo's legs are sexy,MARICA! +I like HEAVILY unfinished art teasers that you can JUST BARELY able to tell what it is and is going to be.,"hmmm,it's definitely dustbowl" +Best dorm in Massachusetts!,I'm representing in New Hampshire! +This is better than the umpteenth 'is Kallus in Rogue One' thread,Is kallus in rogue one ? +Hi,Heylo! +"I vote they force her to commute to work by bicycle for at least a year. Hell, even a week would be an eye-opener for her.",I vote for bike gulag +"More like I had to stop buying shit, lol. I would jump decks every two weeks. I finally got a Exalted Minerva and have been playing Lightsworn ever since. The best part is all these cards are original rarity, legal at the time of the April 05 list.",It's beautiful +Nice socks!,Thanks :D +I see Xbox has moved on to verification bottles!,Yeah its not like they are Sony copies of the game side-by-side to the Xbox ones in that photo +They also consider themselves race realists when you point out their blatant racism. They simply give no fucks about coherence.,Who cares about coherence when you can just beat up anyone who disagrees with you? +12-24 VS vs 48-96 TR,"No shotguns, little to no maxes, no lashers bad fight." +You always read the last page first? What?,"Hey, some of us like to read back to front" +"When people are using voice chat, don't insult them if they have an accent. It means they probably speak more languages than you.",Fucking Canadian faggot +Meant that he probably has some knowledge of Swedish because its the second official language.,"The man himself said that last year, when asked how many languages he speaks and how good is his italian." +I think you missed the part where they set up beta clients.,Inb4 never used again. +Morne 'bottom of the barrel' Steyn,Aka Mr Reliable With The Boot +AI city placement at its finest.,Perfect Petra City +Or you can try communication first. Instead of bailing. I'm sure you've got insufferable qualities about yourself and you wouldn't want everyone leaving you when they don't even try to communicate the problem. Instead they make a stupid meme about it.,"Don't be silly, I'm perfect." +The newest beta version works great for me,I'm not hungry so world hunger is clearly not a problem! +Would have done that if it wasn't 2 days ago that I wanted them haha!,alright np xD +As the clock ticks after 12:00am in Australia I've finally found out the truth.,Thanks for the repost ;) +"I honestly couldn't give two shits about my friends list on dokkan. If people are gonna remove me because I run Gogeta during WT be my guest. WT is suppose to be competitive, I'm not going to put one of my AOE as my leader to help you gain ranks.",But they are ur best frands man +It's effective though.,Negative reinforcement always is +Unemployment in Philippines down to 5.4% from 6.5% last year. The lowest since 2005. Underemployment also down 17.3% from 21% last year.,they killed those unemployed peeps off the streets! +9/11 Reading of the Names Memorial Mishap,Hilarious +"How could you live with yourself? Just a question about the real killer(s). Unless you are a complete psychopath, how could you possibly live with yourself if you not only killed TH, but also knew or were involved in framing 2 innocent people? That has to wear on a person. I sort of get that people might be fast and loose with evidence if they truly believe SA & BD are guilty, but beyond that, wow.",My best guess is that this person/persons does not want to spend the rest of their life in prison. +"AskItaly Vacation in Italy, should I even attempt to speak Italian? I'm a native English speaker knowing only a handful of words of Italian. (Although I have been trying to learn) Wanting to be respectful and not annoying to locals while on vacation in Italy. Should I even attempt to try and communicate in Italian or is that more irritating to locals, since most know more English than I know how Italian? However I would hate to come across as arrogant or disrespectful going straight into English. Native Italians which do you prefer?",You just need to have hands and you are ok for almost a good 75% of the language +"I don't think he's much more intelligent than Hilary (if at all), she is just not a very good people person and when she tries it just makes her look dishonest or inauthentic.",Good job she's not trying to get a job where she has to interact with people then! +Rumour: Upcoming Trade Between Oilers And Canadiens? (Shitpost for conversation sake),Can we do Desharnais and a 3rd for Nugent-Hopkins instead please? +Why does it always have to be one or the other. Obviously they care about CS but it's also ridiculous that it took this long to add a beta depot,"they release one update that is LONG overdue and now they care about cs... lol DOTA2 is on it's way to SOURCE3, we are begging for source2... VAC is broken and a JOKE, PISTOLS are broken, but hey they added a BETA build 4 years later... they care we are all wrong for complaining." +All I want is for grimer to appear in my game.,So it can freeze? +doesn't it needs 15 people ? they have a hard time gathering 6 for a civ session so 15...,"A game of Civ can take hours/days though, whereas Town of Salem usually only takes around 20-30 minutes or so." +Power of Nintendo Switch via perspective,Don't get me wrong I love Nintendo and they're the only consoles I still buy... but these threads don't really fit in this sub. +"Nothings wrong with a girl looking for tall guys, but at the same time there is nothing wrong with a guy looking for good looking girls either.",dats shallowwwwww +"Ah anecdoctal evidence, reddit's favorite.",Yeah we should never listen to anything anybody says unless they provide recorded evidence and several sources proving that it actually occurred +The most revolutionary team.,Better dead than red +So your principal took a tough stand. You brought that on yourself the moment you took drugs into school. The Principal was thinking about the school and the other pupils. Why should he give you the benefit of the doubt? Don't look back. Be happy you are alive and not in prison.,He should be given the benefit of the doubt because there was no evidence to prove it. +Is Lapis giraffe?,Does lapis is giraffe? +"She was probably wrong to make such a blanket generalization. But let's remember that Trump's supporters include white supremacists, xenophobes, racists, sexists, homophobes... They're not all great people, or great Americans.",Let's remember the pulse night club shooter who killed 50 gays and hated gays was a Hillary supporter. +TOM BRADY IS GETTING OLD AND WILL ONE DAY RETIRE!!!,HOW DARE YOU +YES! That was it :),There may be a sequel if you liked the first one so much +What if such battery blasts occurred in J series? Would Samsung loan out those Tizen phones? Or would they tell customers to fuck off?,Samsung would probably just hope they were fatal blasts at that point to elevate replacement concerns +Dr. Oz's weightloss tip: drink sugar water before every meal to burn fat,But it has vinegar and vitamins! +"At certain times in my cycle, I smell like buttered popcorn.",It's not just me yessssss! +Lesbian?,OP refers to crush as him +Chevy SS in a Holden costume,There are factory options for the SS where you have holden decals on it instead. +"Accidentaly dyed my Knight So I was just doing some vault cleaning, replacing stuff up and down and I came to a vault with clothes/dyes. The fuck up. While I was moving those dyes my mouse (of course you silly Razer bastard) decided to click and dyed my knight with a US flag as a shield. If you check my realmeye, you can see that all my characters are black and white. But no more! Knight decided to be a patriot. Now I am sad... Do you think DECA would reverse it for me? :c No hate. Pls.",Easy fix: Get US flag cloths for the rest of your characters. +9th month 12th day,In4b that's the day the first step is patched in +"Going to US of A and Canada in 3 days. Any advice for local guy? Going to Seattle, Vancouver, Jasper & Banff, Vegas and Los Angeles. Anything i should do/try in the states as a true Malaysian? Besides weed, ofc :D","If you're planning to come back, throw away your return flight ticket" +"Raanan: Giants have traded away just one player (Brandon McManus) since 2010, Philadelphia Eagles, 35!",That's because the giants haven't had players worth trading +not the v fin! nooo,OP put green parts on half the kit too! +Didn't we give money to Bluescope in Whyalla though which is practically the same?,Yes but it's only dumping when another country is doing it +"Him wanting to cut in surely doesn't help. We need someone disciplined on the right side (Rashford /young) and put martial or ibra up top. You can't attack when cluttering up the middle of the park, surely Mou must have noticed..",No Valencia hurts as well +But I like pumpkin spice lattes :(,Hate speech +I say this all the time and no one ever gets it and it makes me sad.,You need to separate yourself from such negative people. +Apparently today is upload random pictures of cast members with zero context day so here's Sean Maher I guess?,Something something this is highly offensive please remove it. +"Go to a Canadian University that specializes in math, computer science, and or engineering","Or business, but you'll only get the ones who didn't make the cut for what u/T3hHippie said" +How does one redit?,Never forget the +"Not you, the guy I first replied to :)","Yeah, the first guy didn't say anything about rounding people up either." +Who said Roadhog couldn't cross the Volskaya gap?,you see that is why I always throw a McCree pocket sand out there +"From flying head kicks to start fights, kicking coaches, claiming someone tapped and getting to see they didn't... Twice. Stopping fights for dislocated fingers, eye poking someone blind, crowd booing a guy talking about his friends dead child from a drunk driver etc etc. Yup the weirdest one I've watched in 7 years",Apparently UFC has turned into WWE with CM Punks arrival +"Some guy asked me my age. I said I was 25. He said Oh, I thought you were 18. I was going to ask you out, but you're too old. We can be friends with benefits though.",He sounds like a keeper. +Meh - roaches happen Now if it was inside of one of the packages thats a different story. This doesn't effect how I feel about Soylent 1 bit.,"Your strong faith is commendable, young man!" +Yes but you probably need to do something specific,press the 4 buttons in nacht to trigger a song at the same time to make them mate maybe +Creator of SkyUI said they wont ever update for Special Edition.,There already is a replacement on the Nexus. +"yup, and the last word fires full auto!",God bless you :) +"Why do people say the destroyee is op? After all, it's shots are dodgea**ball**e",So funny. +Sounds like the same rapper as in Gorillaz's Clint Eastwood.,he sounds like that one guy in the song on tony hawk pro skater +"Beating the Army at its Own Game So no shit there I was... Back on post for drill. Posted speed limit is 15mph, but **5mph** passing APFT runners. While this is slower than a hover-round some big brass, somewhere, thought this would be safe? Oh but if you want to pass the APFT a 12 min mile pace of 5mph is unbecoming of a physically fit Soldier. You gotta eat Forrest Gump's heart and run faster than that. Average paces are 6-9mph, do the math kids. So whilst passing Soldiers running today, we slowed down to 5mph exactly. They looked at us like we had dicks on our heads (not cav scout, they didnt stare too long) and slowly ran up ahead. Once they left the vicinity we sped back up to 15mph and caught them to slow down again... and this went on a few times. Until a 1SG stopped us and his temporal arteries were wicked yolked. He asked What fuckery are you guys pulling? I was not expecting someone to catch us but I knew we were doing *nothing wrong*. I then simply replied we were following posted speed limit signs as it behooved us to not go over 5mph in a professional tone. I wasn't wrong, and I was being a law-abiding Soldier. 1SG shook his head, mumbled under his breath (May have mentioned me being autistic or gay which I am okay with, new Army) and just walked back to the finish line. He had nothing to say back. Airborne.","Brb I gotta check my traffic code book to see what I can cite you for, because MP asshole reasons..." +His teeth are the same colour as his lamb chops.,Therefore he shouldn't have an opinion +"This has happened to me a few times. It always turns out later that they already had someone chosen, either internally, or someone who interviewed before me, or someone who knew someone. It's still annoying and sad, but if that's the case feel less bad about you and more mad that they wasted your time!!",That's what I was thinking! +PREACH*,I never liked tombstone +But he's playing on Revelations?,yeah my friend works at treyarch i get early access to the pc releases also i could probably get you guys the ee steps +This play is godlike. Why nobody notices this?,PP = rating of play +But she opened a jar of pickles!!!!,"but that was in 70 degree room temperature, have you ever tried to open a jar of pickles in the blistering 80s?" +"Why is the prize pool for winning Worlds the same since Season 2? I was looking up some information about worlds, and I stumbled upon the prize pools, the prize pool has been the same since Season 2. I looked up to other eSports games, and saw that they increased their prize pool every season. And I wonder why the prize has been the same for League of Legends since Season 2.",Because the game hasn't grown at all since they +Unless she gotta android,Title +TIL my life has plenty of action.,"To say that, you have to have a life first." +That's not been my experience. I can always pick up sparrows.,Disney fucking princess here! +That's a question I've never thought about... Why _do_ we still use use CPUs?,Good point fuck pcs I'm out +"She just posted on FB that shes 'in a relationship'. You know shit is serious business when its FB official. You know I had to look him up on CCAP. Yikes!!! He makes SA look like a freakin choir boy, even with the 2 bogus convictions!",I guess she's moving on up. +"Hillary Clinton has 'medical episode' at 9/11 ceremony, source says",ITT: Medical professionals. +Had to look up if spake is an actual word. It is- don't know why though,'Cause words make ya talk good. +"Armed Trump supporters were standing outside a Dem HQ and intimidating them just yesterday. Please, get you head out of the sand and try to look at things objectively for once in your life. This behavior should not be tolerated, period. Doesn't matter who did it or who was the victim.",Threatening people by menancing around their political office with guns is okay and just planning to blow up Muslim families is fine because it was stopped. +Post-Match Thread: AC Milan - Udinese,Omg we lost 1-0 to a last minute goal we r the most shit team ever +"I thought Weston looked pretty nervous at Evo vs S2J. It's understandable too: BO3, up against someone you're supposed to beat, on a huge stage. Compare that to smaller stage, BO5, Westballz never beats Armada.",BO3 tournament's don't count remember? +Why don't you just say black then?,omg racist +spess muhreens,Sailor moons! +"Reminds me of the Game of Thrones outrage from a couple years ago. Spoiler alert, villains are evil and do evil things to people, including women","But you have to be delicate with women, you can show women receiving the same amount of violence like men, that would be sexist" +I think she put herself in a pretty dangerous situation being on a stranger's boat and not being able to swim,"Yes, it's all her fault, she was basically begging to be kidnapped" +How I feel playing against Yogg these days.,Your fault for daring to go as dangerously low as 17 life in this game even though it was most likely virtually impossible to stop him hitting face +"My critique is, if you are going to do something simple, it needs to be perfect and tight. You colored the pattern wrong on the sides. Should be checkered like the top and bottom, also the corners aren't crispy at the bottom, and the U is unbalanced. If you don't keep it crispy minimalism doesn't work","Well you should tell that to the artist, not me, buddyman buddyboy." +Does anyone know what this Canister from I'm feeling lucky does?,Maybe a new hat. +Black Ops 3 Multiplayer map Hunted on Revelations (Kino),Just a visual bug +yeah since they have so much to do with everyone getting injured. not to mention how dumb your statement is..,yep....injuries are why they're down 21-3 in the first half... +I believe this. So not no one.,I'm sure you do +Also it involves confrontation.,And we all know how the English are with confrontation +He only said he'd defend lgbt rights from foreign ideologies. Doesn't stop domestic oppression.,"Just doesn't want Muslims taking the jobs of honest, hardworking, God-fearing *American* bigots" +It's so we can grind in our favorite vehicles and not have to worry about stock syndrome for too long.,"70+ games in m47 half way to FE, predicting another 340+ to get heatfs." +"Space Potato Remake, coming December 2016. I'm still alive fyi",Oh my...... +the problems of envy are deeper than that ... devil is also good player,forgot the +"The anti-helmet crowd likes to say they don't protect from a car hitting you at 40 mph... Which might be true, but there are lots of other mishaps you can experience on a bike. I've only had one real accident myself (doored), but given the way I rolled out and landed on my back I'm pretty sure my helmet made the difference between walking away with nothing but adrenaline shakes and riding to the hospital with at least a really nasty cut, if not a concussion.",Seatbelt won't protect you from a gamma ray burst +90% of posts and comments on this sub are either WDIS crap or crying about who you benched It's easy to forget how much of a shithole this place actually is,"Im down by 43 and my opponent has DJ, I have Deangelo and Pit K. Do I win?" +I have already placed. I have like 50 or so wins. I dont want to mess up my rank helping them. Sorry for the confusion.,"Buy a second copy, use that account with friends." +You have no mouth and you must ~~eat~~ scream?,You have no mouth and you must ~~eat~~ ~~scream~~ breed? +"Excellent, now everyone loosen your sphincters","My sphincter is staying tight until the 9th, sorry." +My Dad multitasking,I noticed that we can't see his other hand. +"TIL A 66-year-old hiker, who became lost on the Appalachian Trail, kept a journal documenting her 26-day ordeal before succumbing to lack of food and exposure. In one entry, she pleaded When you find my body, please call my husband and daughter.",Hey everyone in case you didn't know she didn't know how to read a compass. +typo but west coast gk gloves are great,"I have two pairs of westcoast gloves, had them 2 years nearly still in great condition" +"Beautiful - but only to look at. I hope this is not a road car, because it will break your spine, anywhere except a race track.","Since you obviously have knowledge of this car, please enlighten us, what is the suspension set up like?" +"You broke their laws, regardless of what they were, and you were fined and booted out. Where's the problem?","The problem is like.. like... Like, It's not fair dude." +"Thanks for your time. I'm not sure why i'm getting hate, i came here as open minded as the rest of you. I came here to learn. Do stupid questions exist if i'm learning?",I think people are just digging into your question to get more information and to make sure they're answering the right question. +I think Seattle did it right. Holding up a black power fist probably won't come with the right message.,They should just start playing public enemy instead of the national anthem +I work at an ice cream store across an apartment building. Received this today.,"- Starts off with the fact that he watches you without your knowledge - Tells you to change your appearance to suit him - Mentions that it really gets him going - Makes sure to write in the handwriting version of ransom note font - Really crappy smiley face at the end... it's even sideways like an emoticon - Writes the love note on the back of what looks like receipt paper How on earth did you resist all that charm, OP?" +"Part of everyone's issue is will the new incumbent last 4 years, ideally 8. Or are they going to die under the pressure and workload of the job resulting in the VP actually being the boss. Presidents don't tend to get voted into the job in their twenties, tends to be at the end of one or several already successful careers so they are getting on a bit.","I see, thanks." +Roast me bitches,You look like what Donald Trump would look like if he pulled a Kaitlyn. +"For now, find the earliest/closest date with actual numbers that you can, and say them- for example, **ARMY** * 200,000 active (1914) * 200,000 reserve (1914) If you've not got any idea about active vs reserve, assume a 50/50 split we'll be working on getting some sort of solution thrashed out.",welp looks like I can use up all my male population for the army +if it isn't the THC then what else in marijuana impairs the driver lol,Cbd obviously +Je bedoelt Abraham? Of staat dat verhaal ook letterlijk in de koran?,"Volgens mij is dit het oude testament, wat gedeeld wordt met meerdere religies" +"That was 100% his fault, mills was just standing there.. Rg3 could have atleast tried to protect himself.","exactly, dude just lowered his shoulder and tried to take the contact." +Why hasn't president Obama apologised for not celebrating Christmas?,"He is busy being the Anti-Christ, a Kenyan-born Muslim, and starting a War on Christmas." +"This really annoyed me! There is a small Vegan cafe/restaurant I was looking at reviews of. It doesn't have a great score on Google review 2.3/5 (335 reviews) BUT a lot of the reviews seemed to come from none vegans. That's fine apart from the fact that of the 30+ or so I read fully at least half said If you aren't a vegan the only choice you have is chips, if this place catered to everyone it would be a lot better eeerrrrmm since when did being a carnivore prevent you from NOT eating meat! I really could not believe what I was reading. A few comments also said along the lines of All the food is vegan, I don't like weird vegan food so I just had to watch my friends eat..... I really cannot understand peoples mental response to veganism, are people really that ignorant!? Rant over : )","Maybe it needs a giant vegan sign, these meat eaters must of wasted hours asking if they served meat." +So you would recommend Mafia 3?,"I got it for PC, not running anything major just an I5 and a R9 380, really enjoying it, good fun and solid shooting mechanics, don't think it will beat mafia 2 but it's still very good" +I'd guess North America as he said gas station,Also he said gun +Showed up at work this morning to find this...,I wonder if the pallets shifted. +David Johnson was on the field for 58/61 snaps.,"well yea, but CJ2K is behind him." +"My three favourite games are Grand, Theft and Auto.",Downvoted for no Oxford comma +Looking to get into high level competitive CoD which is better for this console or PC,get you a XIM and play pc on console +"Cookiezi | Nanahira - Dokkin Summer Adventure +HD,HR (99.01%) 382pp | #1",Holy FUCK there are like 4 FC'S on this map and he HDHR with high accuracy wow +"A girl I at my workplace was told to go home after 45 minutes of her first shift. She wouldn't stop playing around with her phone, and she tried to respond to a text message while the manager was reprimanding her. She was crying, and couldn't understand what she'd done wrong",Terrible pot smoker. +"He is extremely passionate about winning and the success of the team, before himself. Even though everyone would like to think otherwise, he has always been like this.",He really just needs to grow up. +Clinton's self-inflicted wound: Misleading the press about her pneumonia | Fox News,"Yes, this, this lie was the first self-inflected wound." +"This might be the week I hate my poll the most. Before you ask, at this point it value W/L more than anything so it's all undefeated teams. Next week 1 loss teams can start making it back in on a limited basis which expands as the season goes on. Also there is a rule about how many teams from any one conference can be ranked within groupings of 5 right now, so for example of Bama and LSU were 1/2, in my poll the best they could be is 1/6. This rule also gets relaxed as the season goes on. 1. Alabama 1. Florida State 1. Houston 1. Michigan 1. Washington 1. Ohio State 1. Texas 1. Clemson 1. Texas A&M 1. Stanford 1. Wisconsin 1. Louisville 1. Baylor 1. Tennessee 1. Arizona State 1. Pittsburgh 1. Iowa 1. Florida 1. Colorado 1. West Virginia 1. SDSU 1. Miami 1. Nebraska 1. Arkansas 1. Utah",i like this. +Anyone else hoping this makes Samsung wise up and go back to the removable battery?,"Yeah, because you hear about exploding iPhones and HTCs every day, right?" +"Riot's balance team is a fucking joke. Meanwhile, over 90% of Dota 2 heroes are picked/banned in the International this year",Yeah but it's boring if everything is balanced! +As long as you don't get hooked you could make a killing off a steady Oxy script.,"thats a good plan, becoming a drug dealer" +"The history of WW2, get that shit over with as quickly as possible","Funny, that's exactly how WWII turned out as bad as it did." +What movie should EVERYONE see at least once?,A Serbian Film +4.2 Patch Notes,This stuff is great and all but still no UMP45 buff? +"Are you implying that Fox News is a mainstream media, pro-Hillary shill?",Fine. +The Volcano House,They're really spoiling the guests with that fancy guest house +"There used to be the name easter egg, but lately I've been trying to evolve a decent Flareon, naming Eevee's Pyro but they keep coming out as Vaporeon now. :\","That's a real shame, getting Vaporeon instead of Flareon, my heart bleeds for you" +Hardware Unboxed: GTX 1060 3GB vs. RX 470 4GB - And The Best Mid-Range GPU Is?,Yeah to be fair pricewise it should be compared to a RX480 4GB +"Safe spaces aren't about *hiding* from ideas, but given how eager you were to bring them up in a completely unrelated place, I'm sure that that fact escapes you and that any ability to learn that fact is beyond you.","Yeah, it's not about hiding from ideas, it's about being surrounded by the right ideas." +Balisong Science,Over-engineered titanium ripoff! +Jesus. That other guy jeezing all over that other guys balls. I personally draw the line right there.,You sure would be tons of fun at an orgy +Which legendary? I reached legendary arena a few days ago. I have enough gold but a cant decide between the princess and the miner. I'm running a beatdown sparky deck which got me from 1900 to 3000.,"Ice wizard is amazing for defense, princess more for offense, miner for new playstyles ( i think its the best )" +Uh yeah no... even right here in reddit the alt-right sub proclaims it's a racially motivated movement. It's bigots all the way down.,If the sidebar on reddit says it it must be true. +It's honorable to dodge a draft for a shit country doing shit things.,"yeah, like Hillary would have served in the military being the patriot that she is." +Airwolf,One of my favorite shows as a kid. +*Banjo-Kazooie,I fucking loved Banjo-Kazooie and Banjo-Tooie in my younger days +Michigan State @ Notre Dame discussion thread There wasn't one of these ups so I made one. Michigan State will you torch our defense? How good is your defense? Is Mark Dantonio going to call little Giants? I want to know.,This game overlaps with: Ohio State - Oklahoma and Stanford - USC I wait a year to see these games and they all have to happen at the same time. +"I can't say for sure, but I would imagine they decided on a certain amount that wouldn't pose a major threat to the aircraft while still ensuring as much convenience as possible for passengers. That being said, I'd think a determined terrorist would still be able to create an effective, shaped charge with 4oz.","I mean, atomic bombs only need some atoms!" +"Years ago (Long before my time) the local McDonald's used to give cops whatever they wanted for free whist in uniform. Literally anything they wanted. Some idiot started going into McDonald's off duty with just his uniform to get free stuff. The bosses found out and had it banned. Don't know what happened to him but that sort of thing is extremely serious in the cops (Showing dishonestly is enough to get you booted out if it was serious enough) Anyway, no one gets free food now because of him. On the upside, It's probably saved me a stone or 2 on the weighing scales so I'll give him that.","We had a similar thing in Australia, but it was stopped because it was seen as akin to bribery/protection money... Making sure the cops were always around, by giving them free food.. So it was stopped because of that." +"What do people think those lawsuits will accomplish? They're a foreign entity, it's not like they're actually going to pay them.",They have assets in the US that can easily be seized by the judiciary. +Not broken? Leave it! Complain about fozzie sov instead and get upvotes,Dominion was the peak of game design tbh +Found this website with some awesome Sharks (and other teams) shirts.,My favorite is the hand written Joe Thornton one that has nothing else on it and looks nothing like his autograph +Someone should tell all those black Southerners I've seen with battle flag stickers on their pickups.,Clearly all of them are a bunch of Uncle Toms. +"fuck the fines, ejection + 2 game removal. That will kill any hopes of ever seeing the light of day again.","Fuck that, if your team does it repeatedly, next game is an automatic L. What the actual fuck." +How's the dog doing now?,All dogs go to heaven. +"Immortals just beat compLexity 32-3 in rounds over a BO3, with a 16-0 on the first map",arent we all surprised +It's much easier then waw I hear.,"I wouldn't necessarily say easier, but it is a lot more user friendly." +Something something large delta,"Something something, Riot Tryndamere.." +darnit I was hoping i could hook up my monitor to someone's robotic legs and play some CS: GO lol.,When robotic legs can run Crysis technology has gone too far. +"It took us 3 years, but we got an exotic Khvostov, and a reward for still having one in our vault after all this time. It's not completely impossible.","I've got 3 in my vault, hoping it'll just let me skip the whole quest" +"You can say dickhole in chat, but not eggplant","um can you remove such a vulgar word from the subreddit, eggplant triggers me" +My blood work has been done at a separate lab company here and usually results would come within a week. Normally how my OB does it is no news is good new but still. I'd like to know regardless lol other than that I won't find out till next week at my next appointment with her,"Yeah that's how my doc is too, no news is good news." +Next you're gonna tell me African isn't a language either,Nah but it's a country +lets see if Americans have something to say about it,Good thing there's 0 sources to back up the latter numbers... +Who does 'bad' really well?,Christopher Lee Alan Rickman Ian McKellen David Tennant Eggs Bennedict Cucumber Sandwich +Gotta keep in mind he's also a shorter QB. As the pocket starts collapsing it's harder and harder for him to throw out of it that's why he always scrambles.,sooo much shorter than brees +You don't truly appreciate how good it is to not be sick until you get sick.,"Wow, never seen this before" +Also recreational use should be.,No they shouldn't because I don't like it +This is nothing a benevolent dictator couldn't solve. Anyone know anyone?,you forgot the +why is it so detailed if we aren't supposed to see it.... or are we supposed to see it at one point during the EE either by teleportation or by cutscene,Maybe if you put the Ragnaroks in the Kino teleporter +How do they determine which organisations get the funding for the yes and no campaigns? I guess the ACL are assuming they'll get it for the no campaign. Who will get it for the yes campaign?,The ACL will get it for the yes campaign too to ensure there's a fair balance between the two +"TIL Albert Einstein was also a gifted musician, playing both the piano and violin with exceptional skill. He once said: The greatest scientists are artists as well.",Jack of all trades master of none +Pro Bono US lawyer representing Anwar: Overwhelming evidence shows Anwar innocent of sodomy,"penjajah dah tiba nak rosakkan rakyat Malaysia, arahan Yahudi laknatullah!" +with the revert to kog will be max q or w now?,Still w +"Smoking isn't just heated vapor. It's also smoke. You know, hence the name?",Thanks i didn't realize i said that. +I like this :D,And you're only allowed to use swords +Insert AH where people just snack that shit up if you put it up for less than what it is worth. No takebacks. Oh it's not for sale or no reply!,I don't think you understand how an **auction** works. +eSports livestream from Infinity Ward this Wednesday (details in tweet),Is there is a list of pros going to LA? +Hey guys I need some credit...,You forgot your +Evan Silva on Twitter: Todd Gurley has averaged 73 total yards per game over his last 8 games. Charles Sims has averaged 72.3 total yards per game over his last 8.,But Gurley is so safe +Post your champions organized by highest mastery and let people judge what type of a player/person you are BONUS POINTS: 1. Try and guess their rank 2. Try and guess their toxicity 3. Try and guess their maturity level 4. Try and guess their winrate,gangplank twisted fate rengar +One dead and 15 injured in 'huge' explosion in Barcelona,"IF WE DON'T DO ANYTHING TO STOP IT, GAS CULTURE WILL TAKE OVER EUROPE" +untitled,Wow this is really cool! +Tupac Shakur died 20 years ago today.,died +Sooo... I have a very unfavorable view of Christianity... Who am I racist against?,"Only Islam is allowed to double as both a race and religion, get to the back of the bus with the rest of the white cis male scum." +Phone keeps calling my one friend even when I'm not touching it. I'm here at work and my phone keeps calling my one friend and it's just sitting at my desk. Anyone else experiencing this? I even wiped the cache thinking it would do something.,Maybe the phone knows you need to tell him something that you're hiding +"the personal pilot's wife said in the dateline interview the children did not act spoiled, and were well behaved?","She'd certainly know better than the housekeeper, wouldn't she?" +"Yay, a fellow Linux player!",No it's Windows XP with silver theme +"Keep on trucking, shopper",what's a shopper? +Oh please. Hillary shouldn't be chastised for having earned the respect and backing of prominent financiers who have EARNED their money through hard work (try it sometime). If anything their support and willingness to pay a modest sum for her to share her wisdom literally speaks to her ability to cross class divides and spur economic growth once elected as president.,I really hope that was satire and you just left off the +Being black or Asian doesn't protect from stupidity. Look at Philippines or Uganda.,"Not to be a stickler meseeks, but you really should have said Uganda or Philippines, just to stay relative." +testing buddy system// what do you want me to test,Personal Request: Test if having a buddy with you makes you feel less lonely :'( +"Haha, Trey Flowers is my friend from school. Oops :)","Not anymore, I hope." +Adding a f on the end is supposed to make it funny?,Almost as funny as you not mentioning the s on hilarry diff --git a/chunk97.csv b/chunk97.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..a3ee1a3e6a65e76f20820a192f236e8fdc8cb72b --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk97.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1668 @@ +Input,Output +Please don't spread completely bullshit misinformation like that. The structure of our addons has nothing to do with trying to prevent modification. It's purely how we have our own content set up. Don't read ill intent into something you don't have a good understanding of.,Sure buddy ;) +"Shero: No timetable for making a decision on Elias, nothing imminent in terms of extending PTOs",would expect a PTO announcement with the isles any day now. +"Makes sense considering Reddit is just one big cesspool, a cesspool of cesspools","whoaa, by comparing others to cesspools, you have become an equal cesspool." +Should we start Survivor's!,...I suggest browsing the sub first +Does anyone else like Andy as the receptionist? i really loved him as the receptionist!,Spoiler! +I found another skull!,I think you dropped this +"No, he's just a narcissist, murderer, fascist, oligarch, asshole from hell.",Why you goddamn antisemitic bastard! +"ok, look and find a ship near Olisar, no ship in sight. Flew to other strut, all platforms are taken with no ship in sight. Report to the issue counsil, the issue is duplicated, reported 10 month ago. Ask for help in chat, no1 knows or talks. What now",At that point I'd submit a ticket and/or see if others were having the same issue on the SC Discord. +Meh I'd prefer some city chicken personally,I enjoy city sushi tbh +"So this was just distributed to 1,300+ students at my UK Grammar school by the maths department. Read Question 7.",At first I thought the objection was to the little boys getting off and the little girls getting on. +Yep There is no secret message,I can't believe y'all can't see it. +"Bloom may help you hit shots you would have missed, but it would cause you to miss shots you would have hit, so on the balance, it would not be helping you. From a probabilistic perspective, you only benefit from bloom if your aim is systematically off. In other words, if you took all the shots you've ever fired in your lifetime and you averaged the location, the averaged location relative to your target would have to be wrong in order for you to benefit from bloom. For example, if your aim were always slightly to the left of where your target was supposed to be, then yes, bloom might benefit you in a measurable way. But if your aim is purely random, and not systematically wrong, then bloom actually hurts you in a subtle, more insidious way. Due to bloom, you're never sure whether your shot landed because you were actually aiming in the right place or because randomness just happened to place it there. As a result, improving your aim is more difficult -- you just don't know when you're doing things right. It would be like trying to learn tennis with a broken racket. Yeah, your racket may cause some balls to land when you hit incorrectly, but you won't get better because you don't know whether the ball went where you intended by your skill or because your racket was wonky. Finally, let's say bloom actually helps you. And agreed, by placing better players at a disadvantage, it does indeed help less skilled players. Even so, is it *fun*? Do you derive enjoyment from arbitrarily winning (so-to-speak) in a game for no reason besides that a computer's random number generator has decided you get to win?","Sorry, I forgot to apply the implied" +But why? Why does Zenimax need to pay real human dollars to set up another instance for a couple of gopher quests that no one honestly gives a shit about? Who was thrilled by going to the standing stone? Whose idea of fun is getting mushrooms from a cave? That's not content. You get stupid amounts of experience for those quests because you risk getting your face murdered off. Grabbing clothes from a basket is not a worthwhile endeavour. You don't deserve experience for that. That's not a quest. That's not a mission. It's a task.,I was trying to do laundry in Bruma and I got kilt :( +"I hope they don't add racing stripes to snowtrooper armor though. That would be weird. Other than that, cheers","racing stripes make you go faster, could be a way to counter escape artist?" +"Why Donald Trump appeals to angry, unemployed men",This explanation wont be the least bit self-serving +spawnkill on house is nuts with that thing,But spawn killing doesn't exist. +I love how this thread is about having a discussion about Ospina's game and all the comments are bashing the mods,Definitely makes the people complaining about the mods look sooo much better than the mods. +Kypreos: Hearing Seguin sustained an injury during pre season that could knock him out for the rest of tournament,Chris Kunitz here's your time to shine +Garry did ADCC but lost to Lepri 10-0 last year.,10-0 ugh another staller. +So when are we getting Curt?,His vignette doesn't count? +100 Wintertodt kills and 0 Pyromance parts. Unlucky? :(,"It took me 180 Kc before I got my first piece, but shortly after i got the rest real fast lol" +"Tennessee School Bus Driver Pleads Guilty to Raping Student, Will Serve No Jail Time",And thats why we tell the truth kids! +"Thats great and all, but going by their respective intellect feats I'd still say Aizen.",because using your cheatcode zan and autist sponge arrancar to kill everyone takes so much knowledge and wits +"This thread is going to be funny. To answer your question, the Vice-President; Najah al-Attar. It would be curious to see how Western governments would react to a Sunni woman becoming President even if it was just between Bashar al-Assad stepping down and any subsequent Presidential elections.",But i thought the Middle East oppresses women! +"fun semi auto carbine I'm looking to buy a semi auto carbine just for plinking, I would prefer a pistol caliber carbine, I would prefer NR, no .22s. as of right now I can afford up to $650 but may be able to do up to 800 at the end of the months TIA",I hear the Beretta cx-4 is great +What really happened on Mars? (1997),All I got from this is use more globals. +I hate that really popular TV show (Game of Thrones) because it has too many characters and a simple mind like mine can't follow them all. I like simplicity.,Try reading the books. +"Why not both? :D My thought is they all have a talent, but they decided to use their talents to break the law, since talent is neither intrinsically good nor evil, and the prosecutors were like, Oh man but we can't let these talents go to *waste!* Lock 'em up in the FANCY prison! ~~Then they can all do the Cell Block Tango.~~","Oh yeah, nothing could go wrong with that at all." +I wouldn't say they are of different color. At times you can meet a Turk who'd look whiter than a Magyar.,"How silly, barbaric Asian invader comparing about how European they look" +Tea time in Pyke,What lovely furniture they had back then +Found this poorly stuffed lion in a Chinese museum last week,Are you crazy that's super realistic +I think I am doing them a favour letting them know that they shouldn't marry. In addition I think we shouldn't let them and single moms have kids by surrogates or sperm donation. I don't mind if a lesbian and a gay guy make a kid and stay in the kid life even if not together in a family structure.,"Well, I'm certainly convinced by the veracity of this argument." +The deplorables are out in full swing to combat any negative stories...on Reddit,"Uh, if a story gets downvoted on reddit that means it can't have any affect on the election, right?" +Why is this a big deal? Remotely sending targeting data to a weapon system platform already happens doesnt it? Between the platforms radar system and the missile would be the same line of communication as the aircraft and the missile system.,"Hey, the USAF talking to the Navy is *always* a big deal." +This is why we *need* Trump and Putin on the world stage. We need a wall to protect us from those aliens.,I might actually support a wall that is high enough to reach the stratosphere. +It seems kind of cruel. You're basically fabricating a world of magic and illusion and suddenly telling your kid ah yeah all of those beautiful tales? Total lie lol magic ain't real. Way to instantly inject cynism into your child's mind.,Its preparing them for life +So by this logic VR is eventually going to become some stupid gimmick where they remove crucial hardware and make you pay for some ridiculous accessory.,I would hope that Apple wouldn't get into VR... +Brendan Gallagher is going to be on TSN 690 every Monday at 9:35am starting next week.,5avo! +Made a geode cake for my boyfriends 30th,VERY cool idea +I'm gay and my brother and sister are black but I will die for the right for a white supremacist to spout anti gay propaganda.,I can think of nothing I wouldn't rather die for tbh. +Melania Trump releases letter from immigration attorney,A letter from an alleged lawyer on the Trump payroll - slam-dunk +"The Harshest Yo Mamma Joke... Yo Mamma is like a bowling ball... She likes to get picked up, fingered, thrown down a dark alley, then comes back for more.",Yo momma so fat the sorting hat put her in the Waffle House! +How do you pronounce spadina? I'm in an argument over the pronunciation of spadina. Is it pronounced like spad-eye-na or spad-ee-na? Any help is appreciated.,I've always heard it called Spad-eye-na all my life +"What if Earth is like one of those uncontacted tribes in South America, like the whole Galaxy knows we're here but they've agreed not to contact us until we figure it out for ourselves. Like say ufo's are real but it's just like when those tribes see planes flying by, they freak out and run around telling the whole tribe, they probably have wild stories about what they are and where they come from too. Extraterrestrials see us like we see those tribes.","It is, you fucking earthers^" +Canada's anti-money laundering agency finds 'very significant' deficiencies at realtors in money laundering probe,Well colour me surprised! +My most-missed feature since switching to iOS 10,"I never used this feature anyway, so it's very forward thinking that Apple has removed it, and anyone complaining it's gone is not as forward thinking as Apple." +ACLU Launches Campaign to Pardon Edward Snowden,ACLU must be in putins pocket to then right? +"I think people would be okay with tax increases if they had confidence that the money was going where it was supposed to go. But a lot of hostility towards tax increases stems from that fact that people might look at how the government spends money now, or see instances of misspending in the media, and conclude that tax increases are unnecessary since the government will just find new ways to waste it. And the Ontario Liberals have a long history of wasteful spending and inefficiencies in government.",so a gas plant in every school +"this, and hope they dont skimp on specs",Hope they won't skimp on 3.5mm jack. +I found this in the recipe file at work.,What is the volume of cream? +"Ok, we have enough evidence of an absolutely corrupt government. WTF do we do now? They even sent billions to the Middle East lately. That money is needed here where hard working Americans are getting squeezed. Imagine if that money was used as a stimulus pack for the economy. Enough is enough. These clowns are secretive and they hold our tax dollars and our technology. Basically, a few people are living like gods thanks to 300 million slaves. They even killed their own people in 9-11 and millions across the Middle East and for what? Nothing more than more money and power for themselves. As if a bank account with 50 billion wasn't enough. For Gods sake Willie, there's enough to go around but not when it's all hoarded by government/elite. We can all live well but not with these corrupt policies. It's literally time to replace corrupted minds with service orientated systems that serve the people.","Buy the new iPhone, eat a burger, drink coke and watch netflix." +Spent a couple of hours trying to port over the colt,Now get the pack a punched version working ;) gj :D +It is hell.,But but it's different when they're your own. +"While Hillary is fundraising, collapsing, and just overall embarrassing herself Bernie has been protesting controversial pipelines, campaigning for various politicians, and fighting for the American people. Way to fuck up the primaries, Democrats.","Yeah what was Hillary thinking, getting pneumonia and fainting like that?" +Lol and what came of her little talk with the UN? She got a pat on the head and sent back home.,But Reddit told me she's now president of the UN and was taken super seriously though! +Melania Trump Releases Letter From Attorney Saying She Came To US '100%' Legally,"So, a letter from a lawyer on their payroll that was paid to write the letter... yeah that screams legit." +"Hey Colossus, why the long face?",This is so dumb but great at the same time +"For me, $0...wear them red eyes with pride. Stop being so paranoid in public thinking everyone is looking at your eyes and just smile. Smile big. Smile alot. And smile honestly. Let go of the worries and the oh my god my eyes are so red, everyone can totally tell I'm bombed. Be You. Be Happy. Fuck Eyedrops.",except for when cops see you out and about on the street with eyes redder than Rudolphs nose +Oh...I thought this video was about the extinction of chins.,Save The Chins! +Is still don't get why people would use their phone while taking a dumb. That is just gross.,What did you call me you bastard +How the fuck did they get tear gas?,Probably purloined it from an overseer. +Do not forget to pick up your free game today guys :),"If I don't pay my online multiplayer PS+ paywall anymore, will I get to keep this free game?" +Children need three hours exercise a day - Finland,No...they need 3 hours of repetitive homework every night! +How is this SAS? Don't see anything wrong with asking if you can get a home comfort abroad.,"Because it's cookie dough and Americans are all fatties of course, so they need cookie dough wherever they go." +Been like this for a few days. Probably too many dummies trying to do the shortcut without actually knowing how to do it.,"It's actually to stop people from skipping when mythic + releases on Tuesday, so looks like you're the dummy." +Yep. Faker threw my masters promo game during last year worlds. One of those moments of my life where I just don't know what feelings are appropriate in this situation.,Did you flame him and make EUW proud? +"Rage against the machine m'dude I for one think marriage means something beyond its legal objectivity, as do most. I don't think homosexuals should marry not because of homophobia or for religious reasons, but because marriage should bear children Just take a look at the word 'matrimony' itself",Well you're just a typical homophobe smh +That package has 12 batts that are 15 1/4 x 47 and 3 thick. It will cover 59.7 sq. ft.,Wait each one or the entire package? +"So we should form a youth group now, right?",Well gee I never thought of it like that! +Does everything has to be sexualized?,HUGH MUNGUS +Imgur is being fucky today.,Just today? +When the attending asks do you have any more questions? The gunner in our group ACTUALLY RESPONDS and keeps us stuck at the hospital for an extra hour while he asks the attending ridiculous questions and kisses ass. Our clueless psych attending loves to talk so the rest of us are sitting their waiting for him to dismiss us. It's driving me CRAZY!!!!,Sounds like you are in the right place then. +"Im going to be a bit biased here as I am an optometry student, but an eye exam is more than just getting your prescription. The doctor also needs to check on the health of your eyes and make sure that your vision isn't diminishing due to an ocular or systemic disease.","Yeah, gotta be sure that you don't have eye cancer." +But where are you really from? I'm Asian. I'm *rearry* from the United States.,The struggle is real my kinsman. +Hundreds of oil spills kept secret by North Dakota,"Nothing to see here... Now we must arrest the real bad people, those who are trying to save humanity!" +Anyone know if this fixed the android pay not working bug on 3.2.4? Only thing that's keeping me on 3.2.2,I use Android Pay on 3.2.4 without any issues. +"No, that's Harambe. (reaches for zipper).",Gotta keep it PG-13 on this subreddit +All ready for a fight with Pirates when this happened. I like to think they all ran out of fuel.,GG EZ +The movie Snowden should be leaked online before it gets released in theaters.,Poetic justice. +"I never thought much about feminism my first 32 years. Then my husband had a midlife crisis and got it into his head that he was MtT because he likes tight clothes, female game avatars, Frappuccinos, and Katy Perry. And I, trying to be accepting, read certain subreddits. Was horrified at the mindset of the communities, the outright delusion, censorship, pettiness, and hate (and I came into this on their side). And here I am.","I am sorry for your loss, but glad you are here." +Netflix files for the FCC to ban home internet data caps.,There should be caps on the data (that end up being encoded video and audio streams) sent through cable as well. +"Nashvillian here -- January we had the single largest snowfall in Nashville history, 8.5. That's probably when it was filmed.",Global warming is scam! +"As an engineer, this cart pisses me off...",More proof that Blizzard hates engineers. +"Cops: Teacher Left Gun In Bathroom, Elementary Kids Found It",Well obviously if there were more guns in the school this wouldn't have happened. +"I don't understand. I try my best to eat well, but sometimes, budget and time conspire to force me to eat fast food. If I have Trump money, I'm not doing that.I'm having a personal chef make something personal for me.",But then how would you know what's in it? +"I actually preferd the flashbang and they took that away too, both sides of thermite players got hit...",But smokes are really good +"Where is his undershirt, why does he have sunglasses on and why is his hair out of regs?",Some mysteries may never be solved +Montagne buff idea. Shitpost Give him the ability to strap a claymore to the front of the extended shield and kill any enemies who try to run past or knife him.,Or strap a mute jammer behind his shield and make him immune to C4 right? +"Anyone put artificial boundaries on themselves in Gen? Personally, having got through a lot of the game with little trouble, I felt like the Styles were making the game a lot easier for me, especially Aerial. Having then switched back to Guild, I found myself actually worse than I was in 4U. I'd gotten sloppy while getting away with it, and now I felt that same (good) struggle I had in 4U. Anyone else felt similarly? And following on, anyone else set artificial restraints on themselves in MH to add difficulty/fun? P.S. I don't necessarily think the Styles are a bad addition, they're fun to play around with. Just found they made the game a bit too different for me compared to 4U and took away a bit of the difficulty that kept me trying to improve.",I only do arena quests solo. +Abhorrent Spectre.,Crack the clue hint? +He learned it from the Clinton's....It's worked well for them so far..,"Yeah, Clinton's gone around praising Putin, Saddam, and China during the massacre" +"I met my fiance on OKCupid, and during my online dating days the main thing I looked for in a dude's profile or first contact was if he actually *said* anything, and if he could spell and use proper grammar at a basic level. I got so goddamn many messages from guys that were nothing but hey sup your cute. Thanks man, I'm swooning already. And yeah, shirtless mirror selfies are a major douchebag warning. If you ever decide to go the online route, go for multiple recent pics, several full-body, and if you decide to message a girl, send a proper message, preferably one that shows that you've at least glanced at her profile info.","Thanks.....If I ever have any time between work, parenting and coaching I may do that :) Is a handlebar moustache not a proper message?" +Rush the antelope,Cyka blyat +I doubt it. Nobody's that weak in their principles that they'd switch to the polar opposite candidate because a corrupt politician accused them of being deplorable,So let's vote for the corrupt businessman! +Krugman is considered a good economist? Sad!,"Yeah, Princeton and MIT'll hire just about anyone, and that Nobel committee hands out medals like they're Halloween chocolates." +Pretty sure they recently changed it to like a week before.,"FIFA 17 preload was a week before, but Rise of the Tomb Raider started yesterday." +"What do you like/hate about the revelations ending? Spoilers obviously, I just LOVED the part seeing PRIMIS one more time, our three ww2 soldiers and nazi german has turned into heroes and I really liked that (it kind of reminds me of Master Chief saving the universe) What I don't like is that the cutscene...just ended. Many things to explain are left unexplained and I wanted it to be longer. Jason i'mma find you",My favourite part is you now get an RK5... coooool. +Driving in sand,Oh but it has 4 wheel drive! +Feminist logic in a nutshell,feminist and logic do not go in the same sentence. +"After reading this, the first 2 objects you see are your new porn star name. How sexy are you?",Toilet paper. +"Despite what you may think about an alarmist like me, I'm quite familiar with how the greenhouse effect works. In the context of solar radiation, I'm asking you to explain the difference between that and insulation.",I don't quite understand what point you're trying to make now. +09/15-09/20 Extra Purchased Jewels for a Limited Time!,worth +"holy crap, i dont know the legalities of baby handling, but my god that lady is an idiot to assume every one wants to hold her god damn baby","What, didn't you know that the best way to hand off a baby is with a nice underhand toss?" +How?,the long and hard way of course. +"The worst part is, 90% of kidfucking teachers you hear about anyway are females.","No, they're in a *relationship*" +"You could have had Sanders, you stupid dipshit assholes.","Yes, because Sanders is very popular outside of the OWS crowd." +I forgot about these scumbags until the power has been out,"My powers out as well so lame and my phone has 8%, what will I do, go outside?" +Free DaZed,Yeah it'll totally work this time guys! +Me encanta el detalle de que dicen dejare mi barrio y me ire en lugar de mis campos,"Sinceramente, me parece uno de los mejores momentos del cover." +Trump says he would eliminate food safety regs,"But Clinton has pneumonia, so she couldn't possibly be better than Trump." +imagine beeing on the highway and a guy in front of hits the breaks for a full stop. this is how deadly carcrashes happen. what a d*ck,Forgot the +Tips to improve I am a mg2 and have reached a plateau in skill level. How can I get better?,Buy some skins +"Half-brother, half-sister? What kind of sibling is that?",Idk but don't you dare assume it's gender +dude this is going to be amazing. Road trips are going to be fun again,Hopefully they'll be a compartment on the unit for me to keep my Dramamine. +"Besides Chris Wallace, can you point out a source of party membership of the other moderators?",The Mainstream Media? +but when morg got her victorious skin she was played mostly in the support role.,And still is.... +"Why I'm disapointed in the Revelations Easter Egg I feel like Revelations was the perfect opportunity for Treyarch to make the greatest map/Easter Egg they've ever done, and I don't think they did that. Yes, it was hard to find, but it's SO easy to do. I mean, it took my friend and I an hour and a half and the final boss fight took less than two minutes. While I admit that I like the idea of combining old maps, I think it was really lazy. Then, they revolve the Easter Egg around Sophia and Maxis's relationship, rather than us actually learning information we've wanted for years, and revolving the Easter Egg around the Shadow Man/Dr. Monty. Not to mention that the previous four EE's revolved around one quest to contain our characters souls, just to say Oh Maxis screwed it all up and change it all. And all we got after completing every Easter Egg is a calling card? All in all I think this map as a whole is just lazy.",Lol we got an rk5 what else do you want XD +I'm making a model of the DCEU Superman in blender,Did rob liefield make it? +That wouldn't even surprise me at this point. Feels like this year has just been all about the delays :P,All the studios are busy supervising all these smaller studios handling their remasters. +"She *made a quilt*, that's fucking awesome! Twenty bucks says this gatekeeper has never *made anything*, only consumed, if he's so convinced that the effort was only to garner attention.",Everyone knows that females only really do anything to gain the attention of males +"I hurt my knee in the Army and went in to sick call. They took x-rays and the doc came in and told me it was a sprain. He didn't even look at my knee, just the x-rays and then prescribed 500mg tabs of Motrin. I pulled up my pant leg, showed him my knee was the size of a football. He said, and I quote, Oh shit, and then upped it to 1000mg tabs. Turns out I tore my ACL. Only took me three years to get it diagnosed.","Filthy malingerer, bet you were just trying to get out of PT weren't you" +And collective to boot.,a boot made for walking all over evil shitlord men +They should put it in Charlotte to appease the Tobacco Road schools,Did you forget an +Fucking what? What did he say that was even remotely bad?,"It's not what he said that was wrong, it was the fact he made an unsolicited comment about her and the kids that was wrong!" +"To the Mormon Kaepernick haters (for the national anthem protest)...TIL John Taylor, the 3rd Mormon prophet, put all the US flags at half mast on July 4th, 1885 in protest of the government's anti polygamy laws.",That was so long ago we can't understand it today. +"Kidnapped 6-Year-Old Girl Found Alive, Chained to Tree in North Carolina; Registered Sex Offender Arrested",But he can't identify as a female and go in a female bathroom so our children are safe. +Man you must have some p e r f e c t f o r m.,I never sacrifice form for ego gains +"(Rant) Best Buy boned me I woke up at 3am to pre-order the matte black iPhone 7 plus. Got it done and went back to bed. Just got an email saying we're sorry but there's a delay, but here's a $100 to use for an apology. Don't give a shit. I want my phone. Fuckers. Ship date is now oct 7th. Really?!?",Use that to get the new Bluetooth pods coming out +Cops and Fire Fighters are under appreciated?,Cops aren't getting away with murder or anything. +Ryan is streaming with meg right now on,But is he streaming with Ray? +Donald Trump's Pants on Fire claim that Hillary Clinton 'has no child care plan',Yeah the person who HELPED pushed for children to be covered by insurance in the '90s clearly has no plan. +Kratom Alternatives!! LOL this guy is great,I love his attitude towards kratom and the ban. +Trump says he doesn't want Anderson Cooper to moderate debate,"WOW, din't see that coming." +"So you say, that gas is highly flammable?",the 3 inches he stepped back before setting off the fire really saved him +"MY answer to how do win Starbucks for life I was in a mood today. And some bitchy entitled 8 pump PSL with S milk and doppy dops of foam (Yes she ordered it... exactly.. like... that) asked How can I get Starbucks for life hrrrrrrrrrrrrm? And gave me a look like I had some secret to her getting one of the 5 rare pieces. .... So.... I told her Apply here and hopefully get hired and never quit, no matter what. Ever. Apparently that wasn't the right answer.","With Trump boycotting, Starbucks will go under long before then" +"If you press the home button while opening an app, you return to the home screen much faster in iOS 10. You don't have to wait for the opening animation to finish! It even works if the app icon has barely started to zoom in.",But how much faster is Safari? +When you get the call back for that new sia video.,"I'm honestly really hoping that Sia runs on the stage again to give her favourite contestant a 100,000 dollars again and take up an insanely long time because we all love her." +##**...What? Batman is made up homie. He's not real.**##,#NEITHER WAS JESUS YOU SHEEP +I.. I can't kill Anri D:,But you must. +"Not on sevensins, but not on reddit too, reddit is not the best site for everything, plus the formatting is bad (compared to other sites/a real page)",Ok... Reddit is the best site for everything... +Apparently Daisy and John didn't get along with him on set. I heard he made her cry once. Is funny that in interviews John and Daisy are best buds and Adam is just kinda there,He was method acting +Put it somewhere safe and warm next time.,My closet will do nicely +They need to kill everyone but Oliver and make him murderous again.,Peace and love guys +IMDB should only allow ratings after a movie is released,But then how will I let people know that the new Ghostbusters is a masterpiece that the world deserves? +"More evidence to lead to something more? Richtofen, In the past maps of BO3 he always seems to itterate the fact that at the end he will be rewarded, but from what I have seen no reward has been given to him, this therefore possibly provides even evidence that there is still much more to come. If there is something that I have missed and he has been rewarded please feel free to enlighten me.",The Reward was Monty sending them back to Origins and giving them the staves without having to build and upgrade them again +Why I have fun on Mercy,"Oh good, another mercy PotG, don't see enough of these nowadays." +Why not? It's clearly your fault. :-),"OP is promoting the video, which is why cammer drove like this, to fill the market for road rage videos." +Because this is the Overwatch reddit,Oh I had no idea! +Which game DESERVES a sequel?,Metal Gear Solid +The people who use moulds to make crappy sand sculptures of dogs.,"The guys outside Richmond Station, it really is crap" +Isn't it?,I believe you mean people experiencing illegal immigration. +"Look for a way to make my Win 7 taskbar completely transparent - no Aero glass look. Title - trying to find a way to make my theme either matte, or 100% transparent with no glass effect","Just check the hide task-bar button, your welcome friend :)" +ugh im an idiot,Rule 86. +"If people say shroud is an onliner, roca might as well be playing on a controller at LAN.",a2z could give Roca a lesson or two on how to play with a controller +The more he calls it exposed the worse it gets.,Well... he did expose his chin or lack there of. +"ILs are staying over this weekend, basic human anatomy is still not understood Guys, my sanity is not going to make it through this weekend. If I was religious I'd ask you to pray for me. IL's are staying over at our place this weekend. DH asked FIL to come to help him with some home reno stuff (I like FIL a lot), but of course MIL had to come with him. They are staying from last night (Thurs) to this Sunday night. I'm not gonna make it. &nbsp; It has already started out annoying as fuck. So last night they get to our place in the evening, after me and DH had finished dinner. DH and FIL are sitting on the couch chatting about whatever, I'm at the dinning room table and MIL comes to sit with me. Recently I've started making and canning my own jams and shit, cause fuck yeah for doing things yourself. So some of this stuff was on the table and she started asking me about it. &nbsp; MIL: Oh well, this stuff is all pretty cool but you know you won't have time for this kinda stuff soon. Maliwhat: ..... I'm already doing it while working 42 hours a week with 15 hours a week travel. I don't see what else could happen that would cause me to not continue with this hobby. MIL: Well you guys will start having kids soon! You won't have time to do this while taking care of the children! Maliwhat: MIL, we have already told you, we are not having children. And AGAIN as I've told you, even if we wanted to we can't have biological kids, because I DON'T HAVE OVARIES. MIL: Well, you never know what will happen! Maliwhat: You keep saying that, I feel like you really don't understand how this works. MIL: *MIL gives indignant look* Obviously I know how this works, I've had two Children! You could always get a surrogate! I'd do it for you if I was a bit younger. (First of all, barf!) Maliwhat: .... Maliwhat: .... You understand, a biological child cannot be had without ovaries right... Like, the eggs are in the ovaries... you need the eggs and sperm to create a child.... FIL: MIL, come here for a moment. MIL: Coming! MIL says she'll be right back. *Gets up and leaves* Maliwhat: *Smashes forehead into dinning room table* Thankfully she got side-tracked, and I went to bed early. &nbsp; How has this woman gotten through life? How has she possibly had two children? How does she (after me explaining it 8 dozen times), STILL NOT FUCKING UNDERSTAND BASIC HUMAN ANATOMY.","As long as it has her precious bbbbaaaaabbbbbyyyy's genes, your don't matter, obviously." +"I dunno in what kind of world you are living in but ONE DOES NOT simply lose their virginities. You have to be 10 % body fat and quite buff, not to mentino be a master at socializing in order to lose your virginity, providing you don't go to hookers. ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY GO TO HOOKERS.",You forgot +They are out tonight I just played a game and admit I started rough I died like 4 times cause no team was helping when I pushed. And I got a bunch of good jobs from a greystone. Well toward end of game when I got turned on I ended 15 and 9 and greystone was 9 and 11. So I was aggrivated but at least I wasn't the toxic player and I did better than the asshole that thought he was so good to sarcastically put me down every time I died. And he kept starting surrenders when he died which I happily denied and we ended up winning after an hour long struggle.,Not surrendering is cyber kidnapping. +"Legitimately curious as to how it was bad judgement. I mean, in hindsight what could have tipped you off that the Jets D was a bad play?",It was a Thursday game and those are always offensive displays +I don't understand why they have the ability to turn them off in the first place.,Because of how expensive data storage is. +This is gonna be really good.,fuck you eli +"Meet Georgy WorldEdit Yaskin, the best russian awper",Not showing up as always +Bug: Stacked monsters and all monsters of mine got 2 turn in GW,"Gee, never seen this before!" +"9gag vs. Reddit, a well-made paint comparison",Obviously Reddit just had more corporate shills +What are you using as a primary weapon when you captured that screenshot?,Hungry Hog (LMG) +WWE | NATALYA UNBOXES THE BRET HART CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE COLLECTION,#ALL CAPS BECAUSE THIS IS SUPER IMPORTANT +I think if they are good at what they do...They WILL figure it out.,So what happened with Owen Coyle? +Gun enthusiasts shoot effigy of gun control activist Sam Lee in 'vile' video.,No sane person could consider this a threat. +What I was thinking but its insane they have them to ship new but not to replace broken ones.,Why would they replace something for free when they can charge you? +What exactly are you expecting to change? they just made their processor 40% faster which is now miles ahead of anything android has to offer?,I want a retina scanner and a mini keyboard..... +It's also very dangerous. Creating a boogie man out of your opponents is how you prep your country for war/genocide,Yah but Russia may have leaked the horrible things that the DNC attempted to hide from the public! +YouTube comments are getting more positive.,No shut up battlefield 1 is going to beat call of duty this year hahaha ripcod +"This guy and I were having a perfectly pleasant conversation (I wish I'd screen capped, I didn't realize it would disappear when he unmatched me) for he past couple days. I'm really busy with work and film stuff, so I don't message back as soon as people message me, but it's usually without a few hours, never more than 12. He asked for my number, and as is my policy I said I don't give out my number until I get to know people better. We started talking about music and he told me of his favorite band. I asked him a bit about them, and he compared them to two other groups. I sent back a joking message about being unfamiliar with those two bands as well so it didn't give me any context. Suddenly he responds with that gif that shows people how to google things with the band's name in it. Then he sends a message saying this is why I'm unmatching you, this conversation is going nowhere but I don't expect you to care. He got pissy about me not giving him my number and he can't imagine I'd ever be willing to meet him and he said good luck in your future conversations I responded wow, you're really making me regret not giving you my number. Obviously I can google a band name, but I like to hear people gush about the things they love At that point he unmatched me. I'm so confused lol",Heaven forbid you try to start a conversation about something he cares about! +":s/the IRS/your country's tax authority/ :) Money laundering exists outside the US, too!","Yeah, but reddit doesn't!" +And no love for the animals...,"But we've got Chesa Kubrow, and his Retrieve ability is a *totally* viable alternative to Vacuum." +Canada's new World Cup lines,I'm sure sitting Giroux will really cut down on their penalties. +vegan ice cream doesn't suck. Coconut or cashew milk ice creams are awesome.,You dropped the +I think it works the other way; disapproval goes over 100%.,Not if he converts to gay from atheism. +spending money on gaming gear for the sake of PF,Because if you play PF you don't play any other non-Roblox games either. +Seriously? It ALREADY HAS monthly pass functionality!,"Yes, but those other transit systems won't tell the TTC how they did it, so we have to figure it out ourselves." +The academy is too toxic. The ninja types have to be more diverse. There are FOUR toxic ninjas and only one of the other types. tinyco you fucked up the ninjas.,For me it's been powerful which was suuuper cool for the first weeks when only Falcon needed their hoods. +"I think you have the wrong idea of conservatism. Also the wrong idea of Christ. He taught many things that would be considered conservative. He taught that we should not lust after those we are not married to. (Fornication, adultery, pornography, etc) He taught that we should not kill (murder, abortion, euthanasia, etc). Also, he wasn't just some hippie shoutingfree love. Remember the scene where he overturned the tables and cast out the sellers in the temple?","Ah yes, that conservative idea of not murdering people." +I like how he just gives up,He should do that with SteamRep too +360ish did the round skiping glitch on COD5 zombies,"I got to round 1,000,000 on shi no numa im good at zombies lol" +Who Is Your Favorite Character Of All-Time?,Andddddd Decker made it so. +Can we please all just follow this list?,What bout my K/D though i'm in Faze +"So what you're saying is, the Servos should have banding?","We just got pseudo-Storm and Affinity on two cards, so why not?" +I was banned for posting facts from a credible source.,Facts have a known liberal bias. +"My code does not achieve the goal: Write a program that prompts the user for an integer and then prints out all prime up to it. My code just prints the number of if is prime or not. (ex if I input 97 it prints out 97. If I input 4 it does not print out 4 and it just ends, instead of printing out 2 and 3)",Also I have no idea why you are using an array of sequential numbers for comparison.. +Don't combine awesomeness with cancer please,you are saying diepio is cancer? +"I don't know about the sub because I an a light user, but my B&M seems happier because they have less people hanging around all day testing the products than leaving after not buying anything.",I've always wondered how many people did this. +The iPhone is responsible for something like 50% of the revenue of arguably the world's most profitable company. Apple knows it and seriously goes all out for this product.,But *headphone jack* +I think it was your mom. Source: Her screaming last night,Get rekt scrub +Why is Symmetra flashing the camera with her panties in the intro? Who the hell designed that animation? Lick me,"Don't worry guys, it fits her ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^autistic personality, otherwise Blizzard would've already changed it." +"What Valve needs to do is rename the service (because Greenshite is a nickname that won't go away), raise the barrier of entry, and manually review submissions by default.",Man Valve being a multi-billion dollar company can't afford to hire people to do that. +"Not America per se but the malicious old-world money powers that via the financial centers of Frankfurt, London and Wall Street, and through the agency of the Federal Reserve and CIA infiltrated the government, subverted the constitution and ultimately pulled off a coup d'etat on Nov 22, 1963",You forgot your +I'm still trying to figure out how Fifa 17 is already on the list for an award..,Imagine PES 2017 being courageous for using a ps3 port +HandBra! I know a little mild! (F),Lips! +personally i think he's a bit mean,"He is one of my best mates, so I can say for certain he is horrible" +"Generally, if the date is listed as December 31st, that means the retailer doesn't know the date but it predicts the game to come out in 2016 (hence why they chose the very last possible date for 2016). This is also the case for if a retailer lists a end of the month date.",Woosh +"Probably revealing my own misogynistic taste here, but I think that is a picture of a banging body.",Yeah- I'm sure who ever reblogs that picture looks that good +"If Feminist Laurie Penny Was Serious About Stopping Rape, She Would Protest Outside Prisons: People against 'rape culture' don't seem to care about prison rape",Rape can't happen to men! +How does she know they've never been a used?,Because women can't abuse men. +"ESPN College Gameday Show Thread If you want a little ting in your tang tang, you can discuss and post anything related to the show (signs, screencaps, videos, etc) here.",UW getting no respekt in the Comin' to Your Citay video +PickUp Travis Scott Rodeo Tee,Hey i just bought one of these yesterday! +... and then there is DS,he must have sent his goons in to downvote you into oblivion +Steel just hit 100 in Essence Hardcore,Now they gonna nerf the exp even more +"Webhooks reaching one server but not the other, looking for some help... Hey everyone, I've been pulling my hair out trying to figure out why requests are reaching one of my servers but not the other. We're using Postmates for sending out deliveries, and I have two webhook URLs configured on Postmates for our servers. One is to our beta testing server and the other is to our main production server. Both servers are going through CloudFlare's DNS. I also added an extra ngrok webhook URL to Postmates to make sure that the requests were being sent and another webhook URL to a runscope gateway URL which would then forward them to the production server. I also used Postman to send requests to both servers. I ended up having these results: * Postmates to beta server: success * Postmates to prod server: fail * Postmates to ngrok server: success * Postmates to runscope which then forwarded to prod server: success * Postman to beta server: success * Postman to prod server: success I'm pretty much out of ideas at this point. I don't understand why Runscope can contact my prod server fine but the request from Postmates directly to the prod server just doesn't work (not even in the server's logs show it). Anyone have any ideas?",It's always DNS +"guys seriously, this is an obvious troll","No way, not sassypriest69!" +"Foxes are rare, but I saw one on the highway 4 weeks ago. About the owl, I've a regular owl in my garden. At sundown he nearly always sits in the same tree on the same branch. But these farms are nearly all entirely flat and mown short with almost no places to hide. (no trees or bushes) I don't know if foxes or owls like that kind of hunting ground.","I know nothing about European foxes or owls, but I know that North American foxes and owls like cover." +"It has been shown that the Saudis funneled money to the 911 hijackers. They had deep tires with Osama bin laden. They are the primary funding for Wahhabi Islamic terrorism around the globe. You're trying to tell me after all that, and the fact that our government has tried its best to keep all that shit out of the news (because we're allies) that they coerced this information? To what aim? I'm not fucking around here, our government has routinely defended Saudi interests, and tried their best to paint them is a positive light. All of a sudden they're going to torture a confession out of someone saying negative shit about Saudi Arabia. You call this islamaphobia, but this is about a country. A country that falsely imprisons people, beheads people, and funds terrorists around the world. We have every fucking right to distrust Saudi Arabia, and I'm not surprised people immediately accept this as truth. You know why? Because the shoe fucking fits. Go sit on your high horse somewhere else.","But, but critical thinking !" +I think xenophobes are meant to be 4chan of stellaris,Then why don't they have access to leet haxxor technology? +"Yeah pretty chill guy. I saw him speak some kind of **language**, pretty sure it was **spanish**. And there you go folks, that's a way to trigger portuguese people. You're welcome.",Isn't Portugal part of spain +Bro the title is in the picture...,Sorry forgot my +"Because Reddit bandwagons sometimes, IDC about karma though.",MEEEEOWTH THAT'S RIGHT +Israel was founded 50 years ago after they drove out the Palestinians.,You forgot the +"Weird pink screen bug in blood and wine, anyone else experience the same issue?",Don't put wine on your game disc. +so i had a drem and liek i was in my rooom and tehn teh phoen start ring and tehn i pikced up phoen and teh voive said when you aer goning to slep il be tehre and laetr i wsa on bed adn sprongtep eapper and tehn he sadi gife live and kiled me AND TEH NA SKELETON POPPED OUT,What the hell is that grammar? +"...... Nobody is talking about defragging a hard drive. Android is a fragmented operating system in that there are tons of versions out there, gumdrop, lollipop, candy corn, bubblegum, whatever the fuck, a lot of people lag in between updating versions, you have devices that only support certain versions, you have versions of android modified to appease a certain hardware manufacturer, etc. With Windows, 7, 8, and 10 are all widely used, plus you have the windows phones, etc. With Linux there's Redhat, Debian, Ubuntu, etc. That's what people are talking about when they talk about fragmentation. With Apple there is only OSX and iOS and that's it. It's a less fragmented ecosystem.",Debian is separate from Linux +Starting to develop a craving for flies and my skin is turning scaly. Wat do?,I'm no doctor but my best guess would be to kill yourself immediately. +"Only her skirt is a bit of a mess... but you are right, great pick for the lovers of both worlds!","her skirt is perfect right now, it's getting out of butt's way :D" +"But, could that be the angle? Miz saying he's the safest in the ring could be the 'Doctors' reason for signing him off for a final match. Quick squash match, then DB gives up the belt for a CWC style tournament. (Bare with me, it gets a bit fantasy booking here). With RAW getting the cruiser-weights, SD gets TNA (If the rumours are to be believed) and we have a invasion style storyline, with Lashley looking to unify the TNA and IC belts.",Wut +"There is nothing you can do, the ball is completely in GGG's garden but they refuse to acknowledge the problem. They even prevent third parties from fixing it via a reputation system because of their completely unreasonable no naming, no shaming policy. They even go as far as to delete warnings from master service threads. In other words, they completely shit on the average consumer.","It's all part of the atmosphere, exile." +"Street prostitutes are just beggars that offer some extra service. Sure it's dirty work, so is begging. You're confusing prostitution with this image. Here in Belgium there isn't really any street prostitution as far as I'm aware.",yeah right ... +Waffen SS soldiers were they just forced to fight,"Yes the SS were forced to fight, they were definitely not those evil savages victor loves to portray as and definitely not so hilariously evil that even the Wehramacht, Kriegsmarine and Luftwaffe hated them more then the enemy... The SS were poor innocent that were just following orders" +Probably because they're not very rare anymore.,"Yeah, because you can walk into any store and find Meta Knight, D3, Ness and Wario." +"Walmart sign is up, boss",I bet lifting those 200 pound signs into the air is pretty easy. +yeah man because the reason why women are such a small minority in the military is because of....LACK OF MOVIES. I 100% agree with you.,representation is important. +"Multiple fans with insider info now saying that we DID sign Bedoya, then realized he would cost more in year 2, and then traded him to Philly.",Also there was never a blind draw. +Happy 6 year anniversary Halo:Reach!,Holy fuck time flies +Biology teacher who had sex with her five students spared jail,Fun fact: Females cannot commit sex crimes. +Under the tree's what?,Don't park under the tree's branch's? +Who on earth voted for the metacrisis Doctor?,"He had so much depth cause like, he was meta, but he was in a crisis, you see." +"Yes, but they lick their paws clean with their scratchy tongue. Quite sanitary after that I'm sure.",You dropped this: +"All of the world's physical currency, gold, silver, and bitcoin is worth $12.7 trillion. The size of the national debt is nearly $20 trillion.","Easy, the debt could just be paid by about 3 and a half grams of antimatter." +Tesla Wins Massive Contract to Help Power the California Grid,I am english but from memory the last great privatisation of the Californian electric grid went very well indeed... +I love the idea of the lake of gimmicks past.,He stole that gimmick from the New Day time machine. +The Right Brain of America.,You mean the best brain? +Brave of you to post but that profile is going to be blunder years material.,"Well duh, I'm 19." +"The whole thing was orchestrated by the police commissioner, Gregore Sambor, whose smirk while testifying at the hearings told more than his words. Mayor Goode and fire commissioner Richmond were culpable for not overruling Sambor's cynical suggestion to drop the explosive device.",Luckily Mayor Rizzo pulled everyone together after reelection +I think it's just to make the legendary chest not have as much value.,"Yes sure, that makes sense" +What getting older looks like,That's just the only games the Xbox One has. +Which European leader would be the best God-Emperor/Empress of the Buddhist British Empire? Vote now on your phones!,Tsipras +Man and wife is a phrase engrained in our culture. It's said during wedding ceremonies. It is no more odd than saying Bill and Ted. It is not a fucking anti-women statement.,Found the all lives matter crew +mengapakah subreddit ini tidak menggunakan bahasa melayu? kita sudah merdeka daripada orang british gemuk dan tamak itu sejak 1957 dan kita masih menggunakan bahasa inggeris untuk bercakap tentang hal semasa di subreddit yang tentang negara malaysia.,you forgot this +Hungary Opens First Ever Office to Tackle Christian Persecution,"Yes, because Christians are such a persecuted minority in Hungary." +"Lipstick under my Burkha - Official International teaser - English Subtitles - Four feisty women from the bustling bylanes of old Bhopal, quietly chase their dreams, rebelling in small ways against the conventional identities they are boxed in",seems like a dark comedy +"Pretty sure they either won the tickets in a radio contest or cashed in done food stamps for them, because they clearly don't know how to act in public.","Because rude or unpleasant people are always poor, right?" +"Romania always has the worst crowds, can Dreamhack stop hosting events there yet?",That's racist! +"Aches, Maven, and Nade debate, Is CoD easier these days?","I wouldn't say it's easier or harder, just that it lowers the skill gap." +"Hello, You're at the wrong place and you're not near doing anything like this. You should learn how to code HTML and CSS first, and then get into programming and scripting (like PHP and SQL). Stay safe, Oasis","Yeah, because HTML and CSS is so important!" +"Four air strikes have hit rebel-held parts of the Syrian city of Aleppo, activists say, the first raids there since a ceasefire began last Monday.",Clearly an accident..... +"I don't see how. You'd be wasting him if you're fusing him for just one last stat anyway, but if you're not getting any of that type of imp... Well, that's just pure RNG anyway. :I",My point is that people like us are willing to waste an arton just to max imp an unit is what makes it abusive. +Men under 6' are subhuman and should not be allowed to reproduce,Girls over 150 lbs are subhuman and should be allowed to be seen in public +Same here. It gives me anxiety attacks late at night sometimes still.,Well one thing that can reassure you is that no one will ever know that you had anxiety attacks so it just doesn't matter =] +White: hate mayonnaise,Race Traitor! +Why is it that we rarely hear about Chinese or Japanese or European 2nd generations forming gangs and breaking the law.,But... All cultures are equal and everyone has the same abilities.... It must be because of bigotry and racism..... +What a bitch. Like there's no such thing as female paedophiles?,"There can't be, any woman who rapes a child is only fighting the patriarchy." +"Hi, former Elections Canada HQ guy here. It would be a very very rare case. The voting process is orderly and well-controlled. Everything is step by step, slow and by the book. For each voter. There are numerous witnesses and officials present that ensure everything goes smoothly. In fact, in every election I've ever voted in (speaking as a voter), there seems to be more election workers than are ever required. But that is better than the alternative.","Sounds like Canada wants to make it hard to vote, cause huge lines, and solve non existent vote-integrity issues" +Dominion in a nutshell,Serves you right orochi scum! +"Hi. I was wondering if there is any porn movies(not clips. but, full length adult movies) out there where, all/most girls are actually real slaves, and people train them, trade them, tame them. I know Kink Upper Floor but, I am looking for something more ..natural. (I am a women if that matters.)thx",Not a movie but have your read the claiming of sleeping beauty? +when a guy leaves the toilet seat up. it just means it's more likely to be a clean seat for you to sit on.,"Yeah, it's not so bad to sit in toilet water and contract a painful vaginal infection because someone couldn't be bothered for literally half a second." +"If you fuck the faggots, what does that make you?",You're only gay if you're the one *getting* it +No they're not,dude you forgot the +"For Whom the Bell Tolls - Metallica I wrote a paper on the rhyme scheme in grade school, and have been fascinated by the song ever since I was little. So heavy in so many ways","For Whom The Bell Tolls is one of my all time favorite songs, along with Trapped Under Ice and The Four Horsemen" +How far are you? Because she gets downright *broken* but it ends up not really mattering.,Like chapter 120 or so. +"Oh yes! We can finally battle people on our friends list- wait. damnit FACEBOOK? The only people who use Facebook are Middle Aged Mothers showing off their childeren. Why not Twitter or WhatsApp, hell, even Google+ Would be mildly acceptable. But Facebook. Big Mistake.",It should be through MySpace +"Yeah, but have you tried tumeric???",Don't forget to go gluten free! +Video surfaces in DUI lawsuit showing officers planning fabricated charges,I'm sure this is an isolated innocent and a mis-understanding by the LEO's. +For some reason it took me until today to realize that two people left to repopulate humanity would inevitably lead to alot of inbreeding.,Incest is wincest +Star Wars KOTOR?,Yes +The fact that the WatchESPN app offers entire games from this angle is pretty cool (No commentary as well),Must suck when the puck is at the other end ;) +"Someone who made his kids without a father, yeah go",Yeah fuck him for dying +"He may have murdered Geli Raubal, his half-niece, while she lived in his apartment in Berlin. The death was ruled a suicide, but she was shot with Hitler's gun and it's possible that he killed her to cover up sexual abuse. You'd have to ask an actual historian, however, since this is in the realm of speculation for me.","Ugh, lies...lies told by the victor to discredit the leader of the Third Reich." +"US citizens, why should your state's governor be the next president of the United States?",Bruce Rauner is an exemplar of bipartisanship who would heal the partisan divide in this country. +"This thing isn't left outside in an ally. This would be at the cash register, probably no more than a few feet away from the credit card machine at the register. Do you honestly think you would notice if a credit card machine felt different from normal? Or would you just assume it was a different model? It's right next to a big jar of cash. This kind of thing is naturally placed in a spot where it is not easy to steal.","Yeah, that jar of money will protect it!" +A redline a day keeps the mechanic away.,Not if your engine is still cold when you hit that redline +"Look, I just felt like it was a really stupid movie, like a bad horror movie.",*obviously* +women don't owe you sex dude,I'll have you know my dick is a gift to all mankind +America-- why do we need guns?,Muh freedoms. +TRUMP POST-DEBATE BTFO,The only other time we've seen this much of a swing is the Khan debacle. +And much of the content of the originals.,"Hey, it's not that bad if you throw down $60 dollars for the other half of the game!" +Vikings penalized 13 times for 137 yards,Are you sure that's not the total yardage produced by Green Bay? +"Reddit, what is your best time saving technique?",Sleep! +Add prone as well?,And scopes on muskets +no robux involved = no update,Then we need a Barrett M82 50. cal sniper as a premium weapon +X-Rays come back negative on Patriots QB Jimmy Garoppolo,Aren't they all negatives? +What is a myth you are tired of hearing?,The 5 stages of grief - amazingly people react differently in the same scenarios +Just gagging to be deselected,"If they didn't want to be deselected, then they shouldn't have worn nice suits." +"Dagestani policeman is kidnapped, taken to forest and shot in the face","This was in Germany, right?" +These people are fleeing from the societies that they create. Have some empathy please.,I think you dropped your +"Way to convert to any religion: * Find some pagan province, don't convert it - there's usually some Tengri provinces not too far * Invite some Christian wench to your court - you can marry her if you want * Move your capital to pagan province * Go pagan by decision * Take her as concubine (unless you married her already) * Convert to concubine's religion * That province is shit, so you can move your capital back to whatever is de jure capital of your country if you want for free * All that can be done without unpausing, just costs a ton of prestige Easy way for Christians: * conquer some Christian province * move your capital there * go that branch of Christianity by decision The downside is that you mostly have Miaphysite/Monophysite religions available - Orthodox provinces are protected by Roman Empire, and Catholic provinces are mostly quite far. Hard way: * invite some Christian to your court * have your heir educated Silly way: * send your heir directly to the Pope to educate him (I did that once to flip religion) Downside with eduacation is that it's slow, RNG-based, and can also flip culture, which you probably don't want. Either way, you'll get wrecked by jihad so have fun.",Well if the heir flips culture can't he convert to local culture once he inherits? +... but it was better than Melee?,I think you forgot your +"I'm Latino, But when I have a beard people like to joke I look middle eastern. Comments like these scare the hell out of me.","But if you're not doing anything wrong, what do you have to be afraid of?" +"TIL in 1919, 21 people were killed in a flood of Molasses in Boston's North End",Apparently you can still smell molasses there on hot days +The way you win that game is you walk to the engineering building and find a class where the professor is doing any form of Calc and you say any 5 of these people. Context and behavior gives us a way better idea of who people are than their race.,Yeah... pretty sure you missed the whole point of the *hypothetical*. +"Dumb question, but how do you complete the game? All you have to measure progress really is the caretaker's logbook. I know the game goes on and that there's NG+ to look forward to, but what is the 'end' of the game? I was thinking about the 'Victory, such as it is...' trophy and the 99 weeks thing, and it occurred to me I don't know when or how the game ends. Do I have to defeat every boss or a particular one? Do I have to get through the Darkest Dungeon once (or a few times)? When is the end? Thanks!","There is no end to darkness, no hope." +No. You can build that PC for a few hundred bucks.,"but it comes with a 24 2ms monitor, what a steal!" +"Positivity Thread Here we go: Jordan Reed is a legitimate monster. Our o-line protection was extremely strong. It's clear that we need a lot of improvement along the interior, but Kirk had tons of time today. Cravens is a breakout player as we speak. He has so much room to grow, and is still extremely strong in the role he has been assigned. Vernon Davis is an amazing, unexpected surprise Our playcalling on offense between the 20s is super strong. I realize that the redzone is a MAJOR issue. McVay is new to his assignment, he's said as much himself. He will find a lot of room to improve. Hopefully he learned from the fade experiment tonight that it's not a panacea, or even debatably a legitimate option. Jones had a good day running the ball. If he gets more opportunities, he will continue to grow, I believe. If we can get a 4 ypc back out of him, that's all we need, and he has proven that he has the potential to do that. NORMAN is a fucking BEAST. I personally think we should all give him as much love and energy as we can to keep him onboard with our situation. Did I mention that Jordan Reed is the truth? I honestly don't know. It deserves repeating. Our pass protection was quite strong today. We have some of the best kickers and punters you could ask for. Want to diss me? I'm talking positive, and those are some big positive points. We don't have to worry about those positions for years, hopefully. I realize that it's not the most inspirational thing to brag on your kicker and punter after two hard losses, but we are truly strong there, for the first time since.. what.. 1999? Snyder is out of the way. We have a true GM who understands talent and is developing this team. I wish, just like you all, that we had a more competitive team in the first two games, but there's some good strides that have been made since GMSM came onboard, and I would challenge anyone to tell me that I'm wrong. I know that the lines are a problem, and the lines are in a way the most important part of the team, but Rome wasn't built in a day. Rebuilding the Redskins from the depths of mediocrity that Snyder, Cerrato, etc. buried us in is a big project. This has been a really hard day for all of us. I feel we all believe that 0-2 is a huge disappointment. I just want to be a positive force for Redskins nation and, even though things look really bleak for this season at this point, there is cause to believe that the future could be brighter than it is now. I believe that with all my heart. Please keep all negativity in the appropriate threads. I want this space to be a reason to be positive and believe in the future of Redskins football. I know that might be a naive wish, but that's what I would hope for. I acknowledge that there were some serious problems with some of the components that we expected to operate smoothly. Again, that's not what this thread is for. I almost surely agree with you.","Despite all the preseason hype calling McVay the next big head coach prospect, things being as they are, he may remain with the team a few more years." +"The tumblr post was bullshit, a hoax",I forgot to put +"Omg so true, happened to me last weekend. My friend had to take this guy in the other room and tell him to shut up. He was saying sometimes women deserved to be raped for what they wear. He also tried very hard to pick up chicks at the bar, no such luck....","Lol what a interesting conversation starter to attract women, amirite?" +Fingerprint scanner,Give it to me if you don't use it +Quickshot: The embarassment of China 2015 is going to drive them to be better,China is gonna win cause they want it more +He used a cell phone on one of the unexploded bombs which was quickly traced to his family's cell plan. This guy is obviously not the sharpest tool in the shed.,He can't be a real terrorist if he didn't use encryption +Ahmad Rahami in Custody After Shootout with Police in NJ,"*False flag operation, WAKE UP AMERICCCCA*" +Oh! So now countries can't make rash economic decisions despite the consequences? Wrong year to argue can'ts on these sort of things. Brexit has everyone too twitchy about things.,"the damage from Brexit has been irreparable, we're all fucked now" +Any woman under a 6 doesn't really count as far as being a player goes,Any man under 6' and 6 figures doesn't really count as far as commitment goes. +Aryth attendance is fucking tragic. Thanks goons for voting this dude in.,How dare he have a job or other real life commitments during the USTZ morning/mid-day period! +GTA V Online Free Biker DLC Announced - Coming Soon,GTA online definitely needed more content +It's her responsibility to appeal to millennial voters. She isn't owed their votes.,They're being petulant! +"I'm kinda dumb about the racing relationships, so I thought I'd ask yall here After sundays race ended, it seemed like Truex and and Hamlin banged doors on the cooldown lap. Was that because they are buddies and Hamlin was fist bumping him, or was that something more threatening?",It's them cheating +"Suggestions for some math with clay? I recently came into possession of some nice big chunk of clay and want to do some math with it. So I'd like to ask you, whether or not you can suggest me some nice topological objects I can make with it.",Make a Mathematics Institute +"Ahh the US government, the most competent collection of institutions in the planet. - said no one ever.","We should hand over to them the complete and total responsibility for our health care, the education of our children, and the financing of our political messages." +"An ex-members perspective - What it's like after you leave the fan-base. As most of you know, I haven't spoken on here in a while. The last time I *did* speak, there was even 10 days before that where I didn't speak, too. I honestly miss you guys, but I'm not regretting leaving. I'm not interested in the games anymore. It just isn't for me anymore. I was staying in the community because I love you guys, but there's only so long you can stay for the sole reason of liking the people there. I have so much more spare time now, too. I'm not constantly checking reddit like I used to. I have free time, that I've been using to do homework, hang out with friends, and listen to Photograph on repeat. (Seriously, I fucking love that song now.) On the whole, I'm happy with my decision to try and stay away from the games. But, I do look back sometimes, and wish I still liked FNaF...",He left us for some girl +There's a certain minority of Reddit that believe anything short of Lynching black people or going down to their local home depot to beat up Hispanics isn't racism.,"It's not racism, they just have opinions different from yours." +Why? Veprs do come in 308.,Because I'm salty I don't have both. +Oh? So you think John McCain would have passed the Affordable Care Act?,"No, he would have passed some other bullshit act that accomplishes the same thing....nada except for making the problem worse." +Muslim Interviewer Goes Crazy at Free Thinker Ex-Muslim,Love how all the comments are just sexualizing the interviewer +Your life sucks because you touch yourself at night.,Teacher said every time a bell rings a boy turns gay because he touched himself +College Students: Masculinity Is 'Extremely Toxic To Our Mental Health',Remind me again why I want to participate in a society that vilifies men? +Trigglypuff 2.0: Social Justice Warriors Triggered at KU,"sjw's: promoting diversity sensitivity by forceful censorship, intimidation and racism." +"Nah I think it's you mate, pretending to have done mythic progression is kinda pathetic. :/","Nah dude, normal people totally freak out and call people retarded when asked simple questions to back their claims" +2017 Super Rugby Fixtures,It still boggles my mind that they somehow manage to squeeze 15 games into the 22 week regular season like they do! +At this point what hasn't been nerfed?,Fusion rifles +Computer Specialist Who Deleted Clinton Emails May Have Asked Reddit for Tips,We did it Reddit! +"There are approximately 50,000 spiders in one acre of green area, which probably means 5-10K in a more urban setting. That's a lot of spiders, and they all know where *you* sleep.",I heard you eat 8 in your sleep every year too +"I'm actually Class of 2020, highschool. HI!",Fuckin freshies +Why do the Eagles have 22 points? Shouldn't they have 23?,missed XP +"Actually it's more like: You could take thousands of skittles and have a couple people get hurt/robbed/etc., or, you could take none and have way, way more innocent men women and children hurt because they're now stuck in a war torn nation and live in fear every day of being violently killed, which would you rather choose? See the thing is to these people, brown people aren't really people. Their lives aren't worth the same as ours.","Hey, man #AllLivesMatter" +25% of Millennials prefer a meteor to wipe out humankind to Clinton or Trump,"Yeah, Screw millenials" +"It's easy over the phone because although it's spelled njieu']pv8h9&3oq, it's pronounced Ashley.",I'm not sure I understand but the support representative wouldn't know this and most likely treat this as a wrong answer and not help you. +What about the stand and stare at the clock for long enough hoping your crawler doesnt come and eff it all up in ascension lol,Oh jesus christ I hate the pack room nevermind actually easter eggs sucked back then xD +PH ambassador to United Nations....,Proud to be peenoise intensifies! +Tesla crashed into road block on Norwegian highway - was using phone and not paying attention to the road,So _this_ is why they make th cars rate so high in crash tests! +"yeah, of Sanders, Trump and Clinton -isn't she the youngest?",Yeah but not taking into account that 1 man year = 5 woman years so she's an ancient crone! +"This guy was the biggest asshole I've ever had the displeasure of dealing with, let alone living with. Not to mention I'm still dealing with knee problems, years later, from the torn ACL/PCL that he gave me. I have no remorse whatsoever.",Totally gives you the right to film him +I mean she's already taken a very liberal agenda.,Did you forget the +"It was a pin sized hole, big enough to let it leak out as it melted but not big enough to drink...again, it was a milk shake, you can hardly drink those through straws. It wasn't big enough to shove the straw through either.",Forgot to add +How?,"Passage of time is crazy, right?" +"Is Amanda Nunes the worst marketed champion in the history of the modern UFC? I was just thinking about this after I saw the JJ/Nunes insta post and realized this is probably the first thing I've seen of her since UFC 200. Now I make no qualms that I am an MMA nerd, I check this sub many times everyday and after thinking about it I'm not sure I've seen a champion (man or woman) with less fans or interest than Nunes. Does anyone else feel this way, and what do you think it is which takes that connection away? Beating fan favorite Miesha Tate, or is it something else?","She's not Holly, Meisha, Cyborg or Rhonda so GTFO" +Maybe you shouldn't give useless advice.,Come here and say that to my face +Eagles QBs in first two starts since 1999,"Great info, but I'll have to downvote you for reminding me of Mike McMahon" +Pure cheese metal? I must be getting old...,"Metallica is popular, you lose your metal head badge if you like them." +Top laners account for 82% of all permabans.,Riven/yasuo mains? +"Scientists know climate change is a threat. Politicians need to realize it, too.",Man made climate change rumors are lies straight from the pit of hell. +someone posted this on r/overwatch under a gaymer discord recruit post,"Alright, back to the closet boys!" +I wonder how long till the car meets are saturated in Anime & MLP cars?,I believe that's a launch feature. +Oldschool Runescape Particle Engine,"While I would not like to see this in most instances, it would be cool for DMM fog" +"Culture is simply the way in which people live. The culture of the cave man meant sitting on a rock gnawing a bone. The culture of Germany between 1935 and 1945 involved making soap out of Jews. One of our difficulties in Canada is that too many of us insist on thinking of culture as a kind of lacy frill which is attached to the edge of life, whereas to be worth anything it must be the whole fabric of life. We have a culture now which is in some respects remarkable, but which has not given rise to any art of a stature which commands the attention of the world. We may perhaps do so, but there is no reason why we should not absorb and make the fullest use of the art from other parts of the world. As Dr. W.A. MacKintosh of Queen's University said to the Royal Society last June - A national culture is not a direct object of endeavour. It is not created as a gown by a designer. It is a by-product. Further, a country can have a truly national culture, incredibly bad. Canadians should aim at what is excellent intellectually, aesthetically, socially. If it is real, it will ultimately prove to be Canadian but its justification will be that it is excellent. -Excerpt: Robertson Davies, Discoveries: Early Letters 1938-1975, from a 1958 letter to the editor of a student newspaper.",That sounds like appropriation to me. +my guess is edgy liberal teens.,Because only edgy liberal teens care about their privacy being violated. +how has pride marginalized black people?,"Obviously by allowing police to parade with them, duh." +do i sense racism in here,"eh, forgot" +Karl Rove: Electoral map still favors Clinton,It's a good thing all of her scandals are done and there are no more emails or anything left +I whipped up a background for my fellow Highlords of the Silver Hand.,"I love it, but what's that in the bottom left corner?" +Firstworldproblems.jpg ?!?!?!,link doesn't work +Is it going to be on steam or no?,Of course.....not! +Why do the Titans have the ALT RIGHT cartoon frog on their subreddit??,Because they're obviously a bunch of *racists*! +"this is a modest house for a 'puter god', but timing is everything )","I could be wrong, but it seems like an empty plot of land.. or at least I can't find the house on google streetview." +If you got only a week to live how will you spend it?,"Probably still just play video games, I can't afford to do anything spectacular." +I'll explain. Because she didn't consent to kissing him on the mouth. Need more than that?,But it was a harmless peck! +We need a convincing win with 90 minutes of good football,Don't you think that's a little too much to ask? +"so fucking funny, what did it mean exactly?","He has commitment issues, and was worried about falling in love." +If she doesn't want dudes jerking to her pics tell her not to upload them to the entire public. It's pretty simple really,But he clearly said 'not masturbating.' +Yeah lets just eliminate an entire series and lose all of the competition and sponsorship money which comes with it.,What could go wrong! +beta nugget 40 keys obo,[H] Beta nugnug [W] 39 keys +So this guy does 4k upscaling videos and this was his response to me for saying disabling settings on console games does NOT help fps,"Trust him, im sure he studied 4k upscaling at MIT." +Is this up to code?,When and in what country was this photo taken? +New York Anime Convention 'Anime NYC' to Launch November 2017,The mascot grill looks very similar to our Anime North mascot from this year here in Toronto. +"EE, Aui, 1437, SVG & MSS.","EE, Aui, Sing, bone7 annnd pieliedieee" +Not to be rude or anything but I don't think the pig toons are really that appealing to the eye either....,"EXCUSE ME SIR, THAT IS **RACIST**" +So many sad kids on Twitter haha,EWWW WHY ISNT THIS A WOMAN WHY IS 2K SO SEXIST WTF. +Can we please have a shooting range ? i want to try out every weapon with every attachment and compare them without the heat of the battle and having to worry about winning the game,You can test out your weapons at the beginning of the round on your teammates +I hope this latest version fixes the fucking issue of randomly logging me out and needing to refresh effing constantly.,It didn't.... +"I love the up tempo challenges! Am I the only one? I've always wanted to play some of these games sped up and now that they are it's just so much fun. Not to mention that I feel like I do better when they're sped up. Omg, don't tell me I'm alone lol",This is the face of someone who hasn't played Lockstep Lockdown or Copycats +Gonna take a crazy wild guess and say the husband/dad?,Ballsy assumption +PSA to low elo players,Loll because every low elo player is like that +but tell me this: have you seen someone build bloodthirster first item on nasus? i have.,"When I have a nasus in my game his core build is usually 3x zeal and mobility, no bloodthirster." +He's pining for the fjords.,Lovely plumage. +If I used that I wouldn't be able to call it the Retraction Action Cable Stable Table.,"Never thought I would be able to say this but : You sir, need more upvotes." +Literally the only time civilisation is mentioned in the article is in the title. The rest of the time it's talking about a group of people who lived in a specific place without interference from others resulting in them being genetically similar to their ancestors who initially migrated. It's just a clickbaity headline that sounds better than DNA study confirms no outside interactions with Australian aboriginal people.,civilization is up there in the very first paragraph. +Allo does not support SMS. It relays your SMS through Google servers.,"It's nice Google has had the 'courage' to omit SMS, it's such an ancient technology" +"5 Junkrats will get anything done, but whats the Lucio for?",Speed boost the rip tires. +"+19 holy fuck what is wrong with these people I HOPE BERNIE DIES A HORRIBLE DEATH BECAUSE HE THINKS DEBATES SHOULD INCLUDE THIRD PARTIES, BURN IN HELL FOREVER",stop being an anarcho-liberal by defending the literal fascist Bernie Hitler Sanders :\^) +"I thought it was a competition of the **best streamer** not the most popular one. And by allowing voting manipulation (i know it sounds stupid, but don't judge yet) you'r allowing to show the passion behind the people who vote. In this way, it's a lot more clear of who is the best, and not just the most popular one. It shows dedication from the voter wich resembles the passion for the streamer - Showing that Ice is indeed the 'best' streamer. I'm not saying that not allowing the manipulated votes is bad, its totlly okay, but atleast rename the Voting question to the *the most popular streamer*, instead of the best one.",Yeah I guess b0aty is so popular due to how bad his streams are +"Congress has a lot to do. Appropriations, tax reform, health insurance, campaign finance reform, housing, environmental protection, energy sufficiency, mass transportation. Pettiness cannot be allowed to stand in the face of such overwhelming problems. Congressman Barbara Jordan - 1974......",The free market will solve all of those problems. +4/0.5 in Straya mate,FeelsBadMan +It's a financial grind which is why people are upset. Why can't we just pay for what we want instead of paying until we finally get what we want?,because they want people to buy their boxes +Wait so what's their cut off? Do these guys just starve to death? Every living thing shares DNA,"They eat the tomatoes labelled organic because the 60% shared DNA only applies to GMO tomatoes, obviously!" +"Dude, PUNCTUATION.","He lives in middletown, he's probably on drugs" +Still available?,Yes it is! +Some interesting stats regarding the win/loss ratio of blue/red side play from this years Worlds,Wow that misleading title +Just discovered this show on Netflix. Its a hidden gem. Thought it would be relevant on this sub.,"It's good, but I stoped after season 2 because it got really depressing." +I cant be sure if you're being ironic or equally autistic.,"I said two words, so obviously the latter." +I have 6 thundering crimson cloud serpent in my back,That's just showing off. +Just watch tv while you do lucky egg burns. You don't have to literally watch all of your Weedles/Pidgeys evolve.,But what if watching the evolution is the key to finding Ditto? +"the iPhone 7 has been jailbroken! (Public release unlikely, good news though for JB community)",Hooray +Yeah and our expressions... most of those hit like a pair of pliers on a pig.,You hit the nail on the head +"I really just do not understand the logic behind sending people home for dress code violations. Like, not only are you depriving them of their education, but what's the worst fucking thing that can happen if someone stays in school with a violation? Is someone going to faint because they see her skin? Do we live in a fucking cartoon world where someone sees a bra strap and their eyeballs explode out of their head and they start hitting themselves on the head with a hammer? Umm I kinda lost my point making that analogy but it's still stupid",Because it's slutty and distracting to the boys! +How can they not see the exploitability of 'mass flagging',"Since it's not the government and is from volunteers from civil society, it's *a-ok* so nothing to see here." +...and the 12 hour marathon House hearing.,"No, surely with being on her death bed, she'd have crumbled under such a hearing!" +Is that sarcasm? It's hard to tell.,It's not sarcasm because there is no +"How should I invest my $5,000 to make more money?","Too many threads on here asking for sub year investing advice, go away!" +That's a step too. Like 90% of the Loki's I fight run in a crazy predictable pattern.,"People who play Loki usually enjoy mindless gameplay, they do not have the ability to think." +"If you could call yourself five years ago and had 30 seconds, what would you say?","I'd give my self the time, date, and winning numbers for that $1.6 billion lottery a while back." +Building blocked message is only shown when in building mode,This'll make the game less confusing for newmans +Another PSA: Put some saran wrap on your scale before you do it... :),salmonella might help you lose weight though +Lots of women are told very early on they can't be engineers. By buying them Barbies instead of Lego.,"Yeah, that's why I'm still unable to make toast, because I never had an easy bake oven as a kid" +*Hatred of people who keep fueling civil war and drone striking sovereign countries non-stop for 15 years.*,"Oh, right, terrorism didn't exist before 15 years ago." +"DING DING DING DING. I have a theory. Dad was dismissive and potentially emotionally abusive of mom. Dad taught boys to be dismissive of mom and not pay attention to her. I had a friend growing up whose dad was like this. He would tell his kids not to listen to their mom, that she didn't know anything and was just a pain. He would take them on vacations and not bring mom, because mom wasn't any fun and didn't want to come. He did fun stuff with them and wouldn't invite her. She demanded counseling. They want one time and he refused to go again after the therapist suggested he was contributing to their problems. Guess who the kids sided with when they split up? It's been 15 years and the younger one still won't talk to her mom.",This breaks my heart. +Chase was a lack of controls not so much incompetence. Plus they are rated number one in consumer experience (great online platform),WaMu was such a great consumer bank. +But why are 29k people talking about the gorillaz,"New album to be released, I think" +there's multiple copies of it posted all over the laundry room,he probably drew it exactly the same for each paper +he is not top 10. i had diggs last yr when he blew up and then shut down. look at his upcoming schedule. he is good but you're crazy if you're expecting wr1 #s,because it's so unheard of for players to improve going into year 2 +Why even bother trying to censor the license plate...,Someone could steal my identity! +Thanks man. You are completely right.,Because you get to decide if you're racist and not the people you're being offensive to... That's definitely how that works +"Here's something funny. Some wise soul, who's username I cannot remember, mentioned in the thread about Trump advocating for profiling against Muslims said: 'How long before he advocates for profiling against African Americans?' Looks like it was just one day, buddy.",He just wants to protect the good black people from the bad black people. +What? Yes it will. It may stretch or something to fit but its just a picture.,Sorry I forgot this. +"There's an AWD drift tune for it which makes getting high scores easy because of the angles you can get, personally I wish they would have a leaderboard seperate for RWD and AWD.",But what about FWD? +"Just look at some demo's from good AWPers post patch like GuardiaN and FalleN, and even KennyS and f0rest to an extent.",jw +Wtf is the actual deal with cats!,"Oh, I guess it's weird that you never stepped in cat shit outside or got afraid of them barking at you... Such weird creatures" +K-pop is truly one of the greatest cultural achievements of mankind.,"Oh man, don't even get me started on how wonderful American pop is!" +"It IS illegal, but seeing as it's a corporation doing it, all they have to do is pay a fine. You can't throw a company in jail now can you! So they pay the fine, which is the rough equivalent of someone making $50K per year paying a $5 parking ticket. Then they apologize and fire all the low level employees who were forced to commit this fraud in order to keep their jobs.",But I thought corporations were people too... +Nice QA-ing yet again.,Why invest in QA when the player base does the QA just fine? +Oh my GOODNESS Cummings is a CTR shill.,THATS RACIST! +"shit, how long do I have left doc?","Unfortunately, most die off within the next 18 months." +A Black Republican Insists Donald Trump Is Great For Business,I wish Reddit would stop with the Hillary bashing. +Shes so hip with the millennials.,You dropped the +Windows in the woods,All I can think of is birds hitting the windows +"Judging by the Google maps pic, it looks like we have our first customer!",I got an old chair I want to sell for about tree fiddy +"I don't need to take brain function tests, says Clinton - after video shows her eyes moving in different directions","Well, clearly, she can do that because she is the Lizard Queen." +There's only dumb people at Trump rallies. And they use children's arguments like you do.,"Yes, democrats have a plethora of geniuses lining up at Hillary rallies." +What job can those uneducated workers do that robots can't?,"Oh yes, because it's unheard of engineers dealing with H1b visa prople depresssing their wages." +"I see no benefit to getting anything up to 800. If you're making what you want as you want, it makes no difference. If I were you I'd forget about it until after 7.1 and the BoS trader; then mats will flood the market, commodity prices will be stable and around the much cheaper prices that they should be, and you can afford to just grind it out if that's what you want to ultimately do.",The benefit is being able to craft the epic gems. +"America, you really need to look at your education funding. Some people are being cheated.",No you stupid commie don't you realize bombs are more important? +"Roy Nelson puts referees on blast: I think the rules should be pretty simple--just stay the hell out of it. It's a fight. If a guy can't get off his back, then he sucks. He shouldn't be in MMA--he should be in boxing","Yea, no rules, just let them beat each other to death!" +"If you buy a GM, you can get it serviced anywhere. If you buy a Tesla, the vast majority of the car can only be serviced by Tesla. That is the very definition of anti-competitive. Apple did this recently with the iPhone repairs, bricking many devices repaired by third parties, and the internet lost its mind. Why does Tesla get a pass?",You can't get any electric car serviced anywhere but that brand's dealership and only if they have a tech certified in EV. +I live and work in Mahoning county where 79% of people are white and 15% are black. Our largest city is youngstown where the majority of African americans live and I can tell you from experience that there is plenty of racism in this county. Shes either been living under a rock or has been walking around completely blind and deaf her entire life.,"Yeah, but wasn't every thing fine in your town before Obama fucked it all up?" +"What causes this on the Echidna fight (Void Ark)? A mechanic, or a glitch in ACT?","Someone ban this guy, he's using programs against SE ToS!" +Am I can't be racist simply because of the color of my skin!,"Since i choose my gender and race identity every morning based on a dice roll, i can neither be racist nor sexist on any day unless I get a 3 and a 5 (which makes white male) anything disregarding this flawless logic will get me triggered, in my position as *dice-roll-dependent-kin*!" +It's almost as if some people make the best of a bad situation.,how dare they! +Damn. How do you break a cycle like that?,"You ban men from the classes, obviously." +"You don't think torts had any input? Cmon, man.","Torts definitely didn't have any input, Dubinsky is just Dany Heatley level fuckin' allstar" +"To be fair, this could be just before they see him, I could have climbed that in seconds when I was a kid, did such things many times, got slapped silly for doing such things by my mum too.","Can't slap your kids any more, remember?" +Trump thinking Obama was born in Africa.,That was Hillary +Liberty Media Reveal Their Big Plans For Formula One,So the big question: Is F1 going to race in Cobb County Georgia +By crushing civil liberties and banning dissent,"But that's fine as long as it's not *my* civil liberties I'm not a bad person like those people, so I have nothing to worry about" +Third Leg of global financial crisis on it's way,Sounds like the UN is 'peddling fiction' +the 59Hz is triggering me,OP overclock that panel fast! +LUL2,"Eh so she got a boob job, what a big deal." +I was making a joke.,"It's dangerous to go alone, take this!" +Captain America would definitely support trump,Maybe he would.. at least until trump started telling him to go after enemies' families +Of course you would. When one doesn't submit to the EU overlords the EU gets upset.,Surely the only reason to complain about Orban is because he doesn't submit to the EU. +Says the person who's also on the road at 7am and 5pm every day.,"I'M NOT PART OF THE PROBLEM, I'M JUST STUCK IN THAT BULLSHIT!" +Where are the grunts? I didn't see any,"You can see, like, five at one point in the video so it's totally Attrition" +"I've had plenty of people now tell me most likely, while I do appreciate that and will probably go that route... most likely isn't a percentage I want to consider when it comes to my life.",If you care about your life then taking a fetal position vs a gang soccerkicking your head is certainly the best course of action (especially when you're carrying a weapon and could defend yourself instead) +this world needs more fat women,No better way to be a role model than to adapt an unhealthy lifestyle. +The building in question is known for it's drug activity and gang activity.,##SHOCKING! +Catholic Church ACQUITS Mexican priest who admitted to raping 30 young girls even though he knew he was infected with HIV,But he was just spreading the word...and infection +Haha thats exactly what I was thinking. Not enough who fans I guess.,Yeah such underappreciated show with not enough viewers +To all the people saying It's a PR move! like you just discovered gravity - no shit. She's a presidential candidate 2 months out from an election. Everything she does from here till November is a PR move. At least this PR move gave us another ep of between 2 ferns to laugh at.,Did you know that Donald Trump never does anything like this? +Just fucking release it already so the hype can die and we can all realize what a pointless pos it is.,Well this was fortune telling at its finest. +"White N.C. man arrested after pulling gun on deputy, who wrestled it away, sheriff says.",Nice to see the White Lives Matter More movement is still as strong and prevalent as ever. +but racism isn't real. blacks bring it on themselves. thugs should pull their pants up. there wasn't racism until obama.,You really needed a +"Sorry, but these arguments don't make sense. Lol is the biggest game by far since years. With the number of employees and the amount of profit, you can never ever justify the lack of basic features.",They're a small indie company +"There has been an 84% rise in foreigners entering India illegally or overstaying: As many as 627 foreigners were convicted for crimes under the Foreigners Act in 2015, a 120% increase over 2014.",Why I am not seeing gori ladkiyan around? +PIERS MORGAN: The Media Mocks Trump But He's Dead Right About Terrorism,Why is this guy getting it right on terrorism/immigration but can't understand the need to be armed? +Anyone know what's happening downtown right now? I see about 7 firetrucks on smith street right now.,Shell is burning their building for insurance. +I think that the cutest moment tonight was when Alyssa tried to hug Phi Phi but she said it was fine and stormed off <3,I can't believe Alyssa recorded that audio snippet and emailed it to the editing team to use for this edit. +Osama didn't send 2 planes into the twin towers to sabotage our digital privacy,"Of course he didn't, he's still alive and Bush did 9/11 with help from the Jews." +Sound advice here guys. Ive never heard of shooting at police ever ending badly.,The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants Thomas Jefferson its your right to shoot at the government forces that are killing its own people +"And while I'm complaining.. having to type those stupid item numbers on an MC40... I mean, we do counts, we type in UPCS and item numbers. Yet someone somewhere thought a physical keyboard just wasn't necessary. I absolutely loathe touchscreen typing.",Nothing wrong with tapping through 3 different keyboards just to enter a username/password.... and clicking to turn off the keyboard just to see some things and then turning it on just to enter something..... +"Ya, I give a hoot in hell for academic integrity. I really don't think the Big Ten does either. Its all about media rights, which I understand, just do not like.","You, sir, do not understand the B1G." +Packing muscle,Is that Moby? +Which side you prefer?,I prefer pushing the vent inwards because I am a giant asshole +I think Nickleback have some really enjoyable songs.,You sicken me +"He may have 'lived', but the only reason he died was because he was naive, arrogant, and unprepared. Also, why cut off all contact with his family? Just send a postcard, for God's sake.","Because everyone has loving, caring families that you want to stay in contact with." +"I am the most unlucky white american I swear. One thing after another. Got a violation for weed last year, my mom pulled up just now as I was buying, and I opened at least 15 crates in rocket league, only to get normal shit. I mean, wow. I have a low RNG in everything.","Yeah but you still have white male privilege, so stop oppressing me!" +He wants a GT350 to never drive next.,Everyone knows base GT's with appearance packages are going to be worth more than that GT350 crap +"Casey Michel (Words at TNR, Diplomat, Politico) on Twitter: Yes, both Clinton and Trump are viewed unfavorably - but only among white Americans.",But their opinion is the only one that counts! +I,C +College Mini Itx Master Race,Looks like ASU. +Jose Mourinho: I am the worst manager in the history of football,Stating the obvious? +Half.,Kenyan* +New to Online also. but I would have folded after that 4bet pre flop and most you should have done there was call the 0.15 IMO. The guy who 4 bet is repping QQ minimum meaning you are relying on that K to hit.,CRAIBaby forgot his +"If you watch some of the early UFC fights, they didn't have weight classes. And it wasn't always the bigger guy who won.",Royce Gracie says hi. +I draw the line when she tells me to start dressing up as a clown....,If you won't dress up like a clown and literally spank my ass with your ballsack until it's black and blue and I don't wanna fuck you anyways +Tracer solo caps point in Diamond SR,"if i do that, my whole team dies" +pretty much this yep. :D,LOL right because pussies are so much less ugly. +Why do white supremacists flock to subreddits they don't have any stake in every time there's an opportunity to be a race agitator?,I think you answered your own question there: they have an opportunity to push their racist agendas during a difficult time for the state +Gwent is live!,"NR is fun, but it's so bad compared to monsters :(" +Masuaku out for at least 6 weeks... Fuck.,Can Antonio play left back +And Tschechei if you are old or from Saxony.,Sudetenland if you're even older +Let's not forget that Reagan outlawed open carry in California when black people started to open carry. Two racist peas in a pod.,B b b but The Black Panthers! +LPT: Never make fun of the way someone laughs.,But what if their laugh is so stupid that I don't actually ever want to hear it again? +Did you just assume schoolgirl Bob's gender?,HES NOT GETTING IN MY BATHROOM! +What's so good about Shoyoroll? Hi guys I'm fairly new to BJJ and today I received one of their rvca gis from one of my friends. He said that it's pretty exclusive and I looked it up on eBay and it costs $345! Wtf? $345 for a go that feels like my $80 tatami? Can someone explain to me the 300% increase?,"Be first no less, duh" +"thats what its like in Texas too, this is common.",Except most places don't force you to work without a break +"I get so annoyed at how when a woman is violently or sexually attacked shes criticized for not being cautious enough, but if she admits she's cautious around men she's called mentally unhealthy.","Well the blame can't possibly lie with anyone aside from us women, you know..." +"What do you get out of being in a community? This is why I join the local community whenever I move: * Easy to find & make friends: not just any friends, but truly accepting people who are really there for one another. * Easy to find play partners with common interests * I like watching and, to a lesser extent, being watched * I think a lot of the classes reiterate stuff I know or are the same from year to year, but it can be a good social experience and I sometimes learn new stuff. I remember a lot of it blew my mind when I first started attending. * I think that seeing the cool shit other people do challenges me to keep trying new & sometimes more intense things. I think I've branched out a lot, which I consider to be a good thing. * Sometimes it is easier to find dates and relationships. Not always. Results may vary.",Beacuse I'm a machocist with awful social anxiety and just want to make myself suffer +update egg.inc how can i exit from the game after the last updated to the game?,If you can't exit then how are you posting this? +29 + photons,no hijacking! +Kim Kardashian is considering voting for Trump,Oh well if Kim Kardashian is voting for him than I guess I would be stupid not to as well! +It's almost like every major corporation is deeply in Hillarys pockets.,Yeah that must be it. +"Sex before marriage is wrong I am in no way religious, but they got one thing spot on. Sex before marriage, is wrong. I can't stand the night clubs, the strip clubs and the whole hookup culture. It is not an honorable way to live. If people really can't stop themselves, they can keep it in the closet, but it should not be encouraged. As far as I am concerned, condoms should be banned so that the people going this get infertile from STDs and can't spread their genes.",A lady should be kept in the kitchen and should serve her husbands every command as well +I just watched this and dont remember the song Pretty spot on,Are you constipated though? +"Of course it is. Absolutely *everything* that can be done about any Republican candidates will be done. Anything and everything. People literally don't care about Hillary's Wall Street ties and her suspect Clinton Foundation tax status. (inb4 Hillary has NOTHING to do with Trump and Christie, why are you mentioning it?). I am sure that Christie and every other republican has been *heavily* audited by the IRS every single year.",Yeah the GOP totally let Hillary skate by on Benghazi and E-mails! +"Fury declared medically unfit, rematch postponed again","Two postponements is too much, strip him" +Speed up or remove Pres' walking out of the warehouse or at least use it as a losing screen ffs 2K,If you don't like the animation don't go to practice. +"Relentless Finisher broken again after patch 1.04 My fellow Slashers might have noticed after the 1.04 7GB patch but, after being fixed in the small menu update, the upgraded relentless finisher badge is now broken AGAIN. I tested it just like before. -Played on Pro difficulty -Hall of fame relentless finisher -Grand Slasher badge activated during some of the layups And whenever my relentless finisher activates, the result would always be an F, even though the only contact I got was a smaller single guard in the paint (including fast breaks to which I have the HOF one man fast break badge).",You just need to time it better and stop taking contested thr.. i mean lay-ups +"That means they even endorsed Goldwater, but Trump was a bridge too far.","Or too far back, anyway." +Protect your dignity and pride.,Because shaming women for making their own choices obviously makes you better than them. +Fuck that. A 45 dollar barrier to entry for basic information about the game such as what does the train ride look like is unbelievable. Everyone should have access to things like this. The game comes out in two months. We should have all had access to this kind of thing a month ago.,"The train was shown quite a long time ago, however I guess it is perfectly understandable to demand we see a picture of the train on a track so we know exactly what we're getting from the game omg omg omg." +"Self destruct. I think I am making a bad choice but I only have 1 life My wife on the surface is great, cup half full kind of person. However the sex is lame and she is so practical that I think she is boring. She is focused on her career as a k-2 teacher which I do not value and for the duration of our marriage she has been in a ph.d program to be a principal. I am finishing my medical degree and I am looking for an adventure. She is not it. We have 2 kids ages 2-4. I love my kids as does she. I don't want to cheat I just want out. I have only 2 months before graduation. I know this process is very hard emotionally but I feel I am missing out on what a marriage is suppose to be. In Fact I don't even believe in marriage.",Wow now I feel bad +wow ur fast,u 2 +TYFYS,TYFTMFMS +Clinton is as close in Arizona as Trump is in Colorado.,Shh.. polls only matter when Trump's winning them +Unless someone bought you the hooker. Because you cannot taste a gift hooker in the vag.,"I just laughed so hard at this...I love that word,vag.." +"I voted no as somebody with a high level f2p UIM. Glad that you enjoy them, but I thought and still think these worlds are a really selfish demand from a small minority of players that actively will harm the health of f2p as a whole for their personal benefit. Think about it. Apparently the crowding and competition for resources was so bad experienced players are over the moon to have these worlds. What do you think it is going to be like now then for the average new player coming to f2p with two less worlds to lower the stress on resources? It's going to be even more unplayable which is likely going to drive many potential new players away from the game when they are trying it. Which is the entire point of f2p as a model. For players to try the game, have fun and want to buy membership and continue playing. What I see with these worlds is a very small number of players that actively choose not to financially support the game managing to get an update that benefits them at the expense of the population f2p actually is designed to cater to. On top of that it also fractures the f2p community and creates an even more toxic environment for new players as the more mature, higher level players will likely not be on the regular worlds but instead on 385. Unfortunately most people didn't share my opinion. Hopefully I'm proven wrong and this doesn't hurt the game or f2p. I want to see the best out of both.",Dude you play a f2p uim you literally have nothing to worry about +How is it not?,"Because gaming and streams aren't REAL entretainment, unlike MY hobbies *tips fedora*" +"Am I the only one tired of the fight between theism and atheism? I don't give a shit what you want to believe. Neither side is any more right than they are wrong. I don't understand why it's so hard for people to just leave it alone and let everyone believe what they want. Nobody will prove either side is right or wrong, so why fight?",BECAUSE I HAVE TO BE RIGHT AND EVERYONE ELSE WRONG +My guildie just hit the jackpot...,in B4 Com2us bans blindly for hacking because they shouldn't be able to be pulled that fast. +"As a Caldari loyalist I find all this hub bub ridiculous. So what she's impure and likes your allies the Caldari. But in the name of the Caldari I also must ask: If you're hiring, you have my guns sir.",You spelled missiles wrong. +"Wait, people here read beyond the title?",You can do that? +Canadian: pretty much everything aside from politics,But we have such great options for president +"This is so fucking idiotic. That is amongst the *best* and *most rational* god damn reasons for having an abortion. I don't want this kid because I don't wanna. Well, ok I guess you still can. I don't want this twisted mutant of a freak to be born into a cruel world and live a terrible life of anguish and have little capacity to even understand how worthless his existence is. It will also destroy my happiness, my relationship with my partner, and annihilate my financial resources forever. My earning potential will be hindered always, and I'll pay less taxes for decades. Everyone involved's lives will be catastrophically affected until the sweet release of death. No, fuck you you baby killer. This is one of the only legal reasons you *can't* get an abortion 'round these parts.",But it hurts people's feelings when you say that! +"I'm assuming you're a tank, because thats what my guilds tanks say. They're liars. Source: My repair bills whenever I have to do something in East Suramar","Ah, the Blood DK method of eastern Suramar world questing ~ Creating a second dead scar as you slaughter literally everything in the way to the world quest." +"Maybe because demon hunter self healing is so ridiculously over the top op? Plus pretty sure our dps is pretty high too. Especially aoe. And with versatility being so strong for demon hunters the best way to bring both into line is to nerf damage. Honestly I think the best thing they could do right now is nerf the heal on soul cleave. Honestly I haven't seen the ptr notes, but I'm not changing my artifact traits at this time. Hell no. That shit is just too Damn expensive.","Yeah, havoc's self healing is just through the roof" +NUMBERS RELEASED: TRUMP FIRST REPUBLICAN EVER TO WIN EARLY VOTES IN FLORIDA,MAGA! +That's my *special* sock.,My really special sock +"First target hit takes full damage and rest take the reduced nerf damage. Wow, so hard. Borderline impossible.",The technology just isn't there yet. +What else about web communication ticks you guys off?,People who use +"What Went Wrong, Japan?",ikr they used to be ugly +Good luck getting money from poor people...I see what you did there,Why don't all these poor people just take some money from their parents? +Pogba flew back to Turin yesterday to clean out his locker and gave Rolex watches to his Juventus teammates and club staff,He probably went to pick some talent he had left there too. +Skeleton find could rewrite Roman history,Did you just assume a skeletons race? +The godfather III,"I mean in comparison to the first 2, where else would you allocate the hate?" +"Hey, I like you too! We can eat butterscotch dum dums and Werther's originals while watching reruns of The Golden Girls.","Damn, I want some Werthers now." +Good craigslist find? Fuji track pro 90 bucks,"Haha, that's most def stolen" +Pedophobia is now a thing thanks to Rotherham,Such a pedophobic article... it's pedosexual +"Ziv is the 3rd best top laner at worlds, DL isn't even top 5 at his role. Yet DL gets 18 and Ziv isn't on the list. Nice.","no man ziv is shit, duke is clearly the top 10 worthy toplane god!" +Brian Tuey (Audio Director at Treyarch) is taking requests on what zombies music to put in the music tracks section! Comment below!,zombie killer-bugsy malone +"My Samsung s5 mini is waterproof too. It has a jack connector. And what did they make room for? Nah, this was yet another cost saving measure for Apple. And yet another way to sell more adapters and crap to the masses.",The airpods or w/e they call those wireless earphones is only $140 tho +Not bad for P1-esque technology,I bet the NSX is front wheel drive +Could you explain? Is politifact known for being really biased or something?,Facts do have an annoying liberal bias +"Just make a post but pose it in the form of a question, people aren't as salty if you seem like you're actually looking for answers as opposed to forming an opinion. When you're firm on an opinion, no matter what it is, someone will become argumentative on Reddit.",But how can Odell be so good if he's such a little bitch? +The free market will solve any problem that is profitable to solve.,"Yes, cause the government is soooo much better" +"How does one dupe something that just came out, after that several methods of duping got patched AND that this item is souldbound?",You hack obviously +"hit them up, maybe they will do something?","The link I got when I purchased the product has expired, so I have to way to contact the place I bought it from." +"Stuffed crust is blasphemy. You should be ashamed, it's never a good idea.","Right; literally the only pizza that should ever be consumed is a Neapolitan with the sacred ratios of basil, tomato, and buffalo mozzarella from a wood-fired oven in Naples, Italy." +Coral out at a GA Chick-Fil-A today,So I guess Negan didn't kill Coral! +I think that's what my Jan era flair is supposed to be?,"Nah, man, Jan is who came in between Jon and Dan" +"I think the best thing we can do is put them in those leaders shoes What would you do if you knew a certain class was holding food from the population in a famine prone country, and would violently resist by burning crops and killing livestock? What would you do to stop them from murdering the poor peasants and workers by starving them? How would you prevent this without the initiation of force? Also even if you collectivized, what would you do if these landlords were at risk of sabotaging the economy? What would you do to ensure they would not do this, without the initiation of force?",Peacefully protest because that's the only moral form of resistance +Very Berry Cheesecake,"Even if it's not made with pommegranates, do you still have to mark it NSFW?" +That looks familiar...,I don't know what you are talking about. +Someone threw a large rock through the rear glass of my car which has a Trump bumper sticker...,The left is so tolerant of ideas that aren't their own I guess this convinced you to vote for Illary now? +I think it sounds fantastic. Metallica should invest in some Metal Zones to fix that dreary empty tone they currently have at the moment. I'm sure 7 Metal Zones would really perk up an Axe FX.,Yea Kirk must have 7 metal zones to compensate that 7 wah pedals +Australia Is Drifting So Fast GPS Can't Keep Up,You'd think the rest of europe would keep it anchored +"Riddle me this... If Trump is such a misogynist, why does he have the support of 2015's Woman of the Year?",She's just another Uncle Tom +"There isn't a need for it, but everyone wants it. There isn't a need for most updates on this game but we still get them.",IDK man we REALLY needed that nerf on the lunar spell book +"Am I the only one who still believes the game is incredible and great to play as a killer? There's a lot of talk going as of lately about the power of killers. Most posts I see says that the game is more or less unplayable for killers and all the killers are leaving. I have not felt this at all. The opposite actually: I am finally getting some resistance in my games. SWF did wonders for the killer experience, as things are actually about killing people and watching friends struggle to save one and another, instead of playing Find Waldo for 20 minutes with few people saving hooked survivors. Moreover, I believe this latest patch to have been great as well. The nurse, who was clearly too strong, got nerfed and the flashlight became useful and is now the same tier as medkit&toolbox. Also, let's not forget about the joy of hooking pink-pants-Dwight. I will continue to hunt survivors for many years to come if the devs keep caring for the game as they have up until now.","You're supposed to bitch and moan like the rest of us on the subreddit, what are you doing?" +This score is better than any other of those on the front page,but dude 28s 650pp +Domins GT The best Offer :),Work boot? +"Timelapse of me driving into a storm near Chicago last week. Nothing exciting, just cool looking clouds.","What the hell, this wasn't even exciting!" +How iap is it?,"heartstone level of iap as in p2w, glhf" +I think you mean: How the hell do you expect society to function if cops face penalties for murdering unarmed civilians? And I would answer Better.,The black on black killing would definitely get better... +when you try to break to get unlimited razor blade uses and forget you have fanny pack before mashing spacebar,How do you get that MissingHud2 at the side of your screen? +Look how many people Brian Tuey happens to follow on Twitter...,Brian is the man on the Ascension poster confirmed! +Did any body notice this in S02E10?,You mean to tell me that this didn't really happen? +pool party flirts,2 +Huh?,I believe that's a fallout 3: mothership zeta reference. +List of Demands from Charlotte Demonstrators.,The end of the persecution of all protestors because none of them were rioting or anything. +"Anytime I love you and the content (no homo) I'm especially pleased you added in the new outro music it sounds so cool! I know what you mean in regards to the gameplay its fun to watch but the emotes add a whole new layer of life into the video. I think you've done it well on the other hand I don't know if I enjoy looking at scarce for too long on his new videos compared to watching his Overwatch gameplay, it just doesn't seem right.",Thanks for the compliment on the music :\^} +Clinton Left Classified Data in Russian Hotel during State Secretary Trip,I bet this was leaked by the Russians +I've played almost everyday since December and it's happened like once. This a moot subject.,You mean mute? +We can see IP gains in Match History but not LP. Wouldn't it make more sense to be able to see both or just LP since it matters more in the grand scheme of things? Keeping track of how much you gain and how much you lose over a few games would be useful imo,I'll care when I can spend LP. +You can put off a health problem and then be hush hush and buy insurance before medical treatment... cant do that with car insurance...,"And, God forbid, if you get in a car accident, your car will be covered while your internal injuries can wait until you decide to get health insurance..." +Yea dude. Like my rotation was literally 100% perfect and all the fire mage did was hard cast pyroblasts and he still beat me. Feelsbadman,Hardcast pyro is optimal play tho +"Treadwell inactive thoughts... I don't want to completely over react here but wanted to start a discussion. Everyone has been comparing Treads situation to Diggsies situation last year. I know Diggs was inactive till week 4 but the situations, in my opinion, are totally different. Maybe rubes weren't aware of Diggs till he was activated last year but any halfway Vikings fan was. He was our consensus Mr. Mankato, constantly shown on the practice highlight videos, and overall just had a great buzz surrounding him. Tread seems to be night and day different. Unimpressive in preseason, seemingly invisible in practice highlights, never mentioned by players unless his name is brought up, and now listed as a healthy inactive week 3. As I said, I wanted to start a discussion. I hope I am wrong but feel the organization has been underwhelmed by him thus far. Would love to hear your thoughts!",He's a bust and will never play a down in the NFL +Does this mean Tennessee is a lot better than we thought too?,"no, don't you know Tennessee is the most overrated team ever?" +How Shroud Really Feels Playing CS:GO,If you watch closely you can see the ingame movement dosent match up with his arm movement... Shroud aimbot confirmed +"TSMC Roadmap Update: Will Be Ready To Take 7nm Orders By April 2017, Volume Production Scheduled To Begin By 2018",Should I get Vega or wait for Vega 20? +Lots of teams have spoken with the Jets about a trade for Jacob Trouba. Ask is very clear - left hand D of same calibre and age,Reilly for Trouba straight up +OH BUT THAT'S NOT A BLOCK IN THE BACK.,Packers fans whining about the refs... That's not ironic at all +Why can't we have nice things?,This is why. +dick cloud,Dude nsfw +If your voting for Hillary over Trump due to climate change... Your gonna pray climate change would of killed you sooner.,"You sound exquisitely educated and knowledgeable in that and many other facinating subjects, and not at all like a pubecent who has decided to regurgitate their parents' dinnertime discussions and uncontemplated opinions to incite strangers on the internet for the sole purpose of feeling a vague sense of power and recieved attention." +"Some of the poorest and least fortunate people I know are the best people I've ever met. Yet, they get shit on constantly.",That's because they're lazy and just want stuff for free. +How dare the Democratic party support the candidate who was a Democrat and not the one who switched parties to become a Democrat.,Because Bernie's voting record was so different from the Democratic party +Collaborators of any stripes do not deserve respect. Which side they sold out from and which side they sold out to is irrelevant.,"yup, they should have killed themselves right there for the glory of their country, completely abandoning any hope of rebuilding their life." +Civil rights museum denies Trump visit request,that's very tolerant of them. +F,F +Lamar Miller Day to Day w/ Shoulder,I dropped Foster for Blue right before the game in case Lamar got injured... I feel like I causes this someway somehow +*Tips fedora*,"I don't get it, I act nicer than those douche bags but girls are still chasing chad!" +"After watching this behind the scenes, it makes me glad I never saw the movie.",Omg I watched it 37 times in the theaters and bought 18 blu-rays because fuck your nostalgia man babies. +"Heh, fucker. I live in Chappaqua. I'll have to hear the Call every morning?",It's cultural enrichment. +Not as bad as bf1's minimum specs. i5-6600k my ass...,"wait, you need to overclock to even play bf1?" +Damn it. I was hoping the signee was Kurt Bestor.,I wish. +"Shit even if he ends up a terrible, corrupt president at least most of his close associates are going to be in construction and real estate. The Bushes, Clinton and Obama wasted trillions of our tax money on defense spending to blow up sand. At least if Trump is corrupt I expect a bunch of shit to get built here in America and do some damn good.",islamophobe ! +West Ham's season summed up in one video,I can't believe we lost to thus lot.... +"Unfortunately, redditors tend to think they know better than others with actual experience in the subject.","Well, I *am* the smartest guy in this forum." +"Who's the recommended character(s) for each new 6*? I assume 'character you have SB for', but some get better use out of other skillsets than the new abilities. Snow probably doesn't need Lifebane since he's got Knight 5, Celes doesn't get much use for Snowspell or Aegis, etc Plans: Lifebane: Jecht (Dark Bargain & SB), Zell (SSB), Yang (husbando) Demonsblood: Auron (Sentinel SB) Snowblade Strike: ??? Mug Morale: ??? Stitch in Time: Yuffie (Everything but SSB) Aegis Strike: Cecil (Burst) Penalty Strike: ??? Sky High: ???","Tyro, Tyro , Tyro, Tyro, Tyro, Tyro, Tyro, Tyro" +"1.) He has no idea what the life of the common american is like, doesn't care, but wants to represent them. Not to do them any good, but instead to callously better himself at their expense.",Yeah we need someone in touch like hillary. +"You do know they beat FaZe, Flipsid3, and nV in Dreamhack Bucharest and only lost against Virtus.Pro right?",But immortals beat them in Northern arena they are clearly superior +No it's spelled Kap. Can't be argued. The man personally asked you to spell it that way.,So Kaepernick is his slave name or something? +5 mins to close (xpost- r/talesfromyourserver),"Jesus christ, your giving terrible flashbacks to last night." +"On that note, I have 4 gjallarhorns. One from the quest, the iron gjallarhorn, my y1 gjallarhorn and another y1 gjallarhorn I kept just in case bungie ever introduced trading and I could spread the love.","ooo saving one for trading, thatd be smart as gjallarhorn is a pretty rare gun and nobody has one.." +PIMIS Picture,That made my pimis so hard +Bataie la o locatie de fite din Banat (Ponton Casa Baraj de la Valiug),Stie cineva cum se numeste piesa? +This is to safely arrest a knife-wielding suspect.,TAKE NOTE AMERICA! +Map of USA Incarceration Rate by State,"the good news is, with the presidential debate less than 24 hours away, the issue of high incarceration rates will *definitely* be addressed by both candidates..." +Woman AND retarded people? Krazy Horse vs Anglea Hill BOOK IT!,that's racist. +Hitachi-keps confirmed nazist?,"**HIT**achi och **HIT**ler, uppenbar koppling!" +"Pretty good that you are spreading the word about this, but there are strange bugs/interactions when you shift-queue orders for a courier. For example if you order it to deliver your item to you then shift-queue it to pick up an item you dropped on the ground, it will keep following you after it delivered your item, until the courier touches your hero..",Literally unplayable Volvo pls no +FBI Director: We found no evidence of intent FBI Docs: IT employee labeled his work Hillary coverup operation,Yeah like *make-up* she probably had some acne or something you drumpftards +But having a football team will bring in more students!!! Which will bring in more money for the school!! Which we can then use to better fund our football team! Which of course will bring in even more students.. which will bring in even more money...,So what happens when we have more students then parking spaces? +Does Rodgers check down for 4 yards on 3rd and 8 because he's scared of throwing a pick,Fuck no he would throw that pick with confidence! +Current Mosconi Cup points for USA,Hope Bergman makes this year. +"That's what happens when you build your towns after cars were invented, and the entire local economy is based on oil. Cars everywhere. Oklahoma and Houston are perfect examples of this","Yeah, i blame Obama." +Trump picks top skeptic to lead EPA transition: Donald Trump has selected one of the best-known climate skeptics to lead his U.S. EPA transition team,"But, but I thought Trump couldn't do any damage as President?" +Honestly looks like OBJ is going up for a catch. Norman just goes for a tackle then realized he doesn't have the ball.,yeah thats what it was +"It's a political issue in that people who already hate Trump think it is and everyone else doesn't care. I think it's shady, but what am I supposed to do with this information? If the point is it's supposed to make me not want to vote for Trump I'm already there and voting for Stein. If it's supposed to make me want to vote for Hillary I don't see how.",I'm voting for lunch lady Doris as well... +Halloween costumes,Steve Cook. +"I think that edge is going to disappear real quick. Our minds are nothing special, they are just a memory comparison machine. AI will do this much better very soon in my speculative opinion. Everything from writing books/movies, developing jokes, and making art that is pleasing to humans.","But humans hold a special intellect that can never be replicated, we're the best creators in the universe" +"More likely the 1percent love stability, something they will not get with Trump",Because we all know the powers of the president and how they have such huge sway over the countries economy! +US fossil-fuel emissions lowest since 1991,maybe in 250 years catastrophic climate change will slow down 5 years earlier! +Where's our weekly rage thread gone? I miss it.,any of the threads on the front page will do. +"Just for the sake of argument, could you come up with some reasons why a billionaire may support Clinton over Trump that isn't a *wink wink nudge nudge* understanding that Hillary is going to make them tons of money? Traditionally, the very wealthy vote Republican, even when the Democratic candidate has accepted large donations from Wall St. Can you imagine a reason why that may be different in this election that doesn't involve Hillary being in bed with Wall St or any variation of that idea?",They could be adopting the 50s-era TV practice of sleeping in separate beds. +"Hey, what's that text on your shirt?",Another great t-shirt idea ruined +Is it still fucking necessary to use the term Bernie Bros?,If you think of them as people it's harder to dismiss their opinions without critical thought. +"Oh really? well sweet, uhh gimme a minute to catch a few more pokemon to hold the spare life orbs.","OK NP, I'm online when you are ready" +Round these parts we call that a Chinook Arch.,I heard it's global warming. +"Why are people mad about 1.11? It has some pretty awesome stuff. A new, large, randomised structure. 4 new mobs. Treasure maps. New villagers. You lose hunger slower. Creeper potion bombs. And a lot more. People are saying that it isn't enough content for 3-4 months of work and 4 devs. I think it shows how much they want to polish each of their features. And, they wouldn't have all of 3-4 months with Minecon and PE updates. I think we were all spoiled by 1.9, honestly. I am very grateful for all the devs have done and how much work they put into each feature. They test, and refine, and add little features like llama caravans and shulker boxes popping when pushed. Anyway, just my thoughts on the recent anger against Mojang about 1.11",They added llamas instead of alpacas. +"Old-timer here. When the glowing logo was first introduced on the PowerBook G3, it felt like we were all evangelicals. It was amazing to have a glowing logo to scream at the world that you were a Mac user, usually the only one in the room, in defiance of the Windows world. We'd spent a decade getting pushed around by our IT guys, paying more for software, and taking the brunt of jokes in the tech community. The glowing logo was a fist of resistance raised high in the air, and it was glorious. Times have changed, and now it's a rare in many places to see many laptops in public that aren't MacBooks. I no longer go out of my way to evangelize Apple products like I did in the 90s when it felt like the whole Mac universe was resting on the shoulders of a small community of devoted fans. So yeah, go ahead and turn off the glow. It's served it's purpose.",Would you be saying the same if the refresh updated the glowing logo to be RGB? +Best Music Venue?,The Rave +Why are they high. What does that add to this?,Because weed makes EVERYTHING funny! +"Or the rampant homophobia, but dude WEED.",Wait........weed........That's what they both have in common. +Which scene was NSFW?,It has men kissing that's not safe for anyone +"And here I am, having to concentrate on not choking on my gum if I walk too fast",*Falls on face* +"Skyrimi is my favorite too! Us gamers, huh?",We care not for the belief of men +Her husband is in jail for her murder though.,"Oh, well he must be guilty then." +"Well they are sharing something that would be useful, imagine having a friend in here and he sees you're leaving, this information could be useful for him. Plus I am pretty sure most people here are seeking for some help or a way to stress out, which is not just a post with lots of spam and capital letters.",Please do search 'leaving the game' and tell me how many fucking posts there are. +I've been doing this since the launch of destiny. Always had no problems whatsoever too!,Clearly Bungie's fault though. +"like, the back of the neck?",No... bad joke +blehhh honestly I don't love either but in no way is Trump a good option. John Olliver's segement last night on Scandals was fantastic. I'm gonna vote for hillary cause she is the lesser of two evils by a mile. I'm not gonna pull that voting for a 3rd party bullshit. This ain't no time to be messing around.,Yea corruption is way easier to stomach than a guy who says mean things sometimes +"If I were a businessman and something crashed I would love to buy low and sell high. How can you blame Trump for that, Killary!?",Yeah Trump was singlehandedly responsible for $14tril in wealth destruction +Fellow Sioux fallsian?,Rep that Sioux Fu clan +Birmingham street preacher guilty of abusing woman over 'tight jeans' - BBC News,"She was asking for it, the filthy whore!" +I don't really see what he brings to the table that Powell and Forte can't do 10x better. Would much rather kick the tires on Karlos Williams.,More like kick the spare tire amirite? +It almost certainly is just a difference in what they consider interruptions.,uh huh RIGGED +Where is intimidation called out to be a language-dependant effect? It's a mind-affecting fear effect. I don't need to understand Draconic to know that a dragon roar means I should shit my pants and run.,Don't you know dragon shouts can just be friendly banter mate. +"I hate it when two people are on the phone, especially when it's the guy calling the girl for a date, and they go okay yeah meet me at 8 and the other person agrees and they hang up. No address, no further info, no directions...drives me bananers when they actually do meet up at the correct place.","I mean, if you don't *just know* where the other person will be, you just shouldn't even be in a relationship." +The real question is did he make it?,"The trajectory and what looks like the velocity of the ball have me thinking it was all a distraction, meant to bounce the ball off of the backboard and hit the dude in the back of the head, concussing him very briefly, enough to where the officer is able to tackle, taze, and apprehend the suspect for known drug trafficking violations." +"Oh no, anti-intellectualism is certainly a thing. There are whole bunch of people who really hate intellectuals. It's why those who can do, those who can't, teach is a saying.",I don't want none of those faggy scientists telling what is and isn't true +Kim can't even be robbed at gunpoint without being criticized,She was asking for it +This comment shows your total blindness to reality.,"*sigh* I swear, next time I'll include the" +"IMO he's better than KAT, Jordan, Kyrie, Aldridge, and Lillard","It's a PG game now, so you've gotta take out Kyrie and Lillard." +Anyone know what this Piper PA-31 350 Navajo Chieftain might be doing? Aerial Photography or searching maybe?,Chemtrails obviously +"I've played with the stuff semi often due to the only machine I have access to being an early robinair, put a bit in a bottle and cap it... Enjoy the oil everywhere and pretty cool explosion, the concept of oil boiling while freezing is so odd to me even still.","It's the gas that's dissolved in the oil that boils, pulling heat from the oil to do so and semi-freezing it in the process" +"They will just check the logs of your account, then they should be able to find information which can help optimizing the game and fixing the issues.","Still crashing, it's becoming unplayable since my progress is grinding to a halt... Any news?" +Or you could just use math...,Why would you do something as incredibly complicated as a unit conversion yourself if you can ask a stranger to do it *for* you? +They worked hard all their lives though. They also had to buy their first home on the outskirts 10km from the city on one salary. Check your entitlement bludger!,"If there's one thing that's certain: the more properties you own the more smart, hard working and devillishly handsome/beautiful you are compared to those who don't own any." +"remind me, which helmet has that perk?",Helm of Saint-14. +It really sucks that low quality mobile gaming killed the handheld market.,"What, you don't like Candy Crush?" +"KellyAnne Conway goes on these shows this morning and lie through her teeth and say clinton doesn't have no plans for climate change. I cannot wait for all of them to go away. The day I never have to see trump, KellyAnne and his surrogates will be the best day of my life.",Why should she have a plan for a Chinese hoax? +It's not even an extremely wealthy community though. It's barely above the middle.,"Yeah... 100k to join, 14k annual dues.... sounds like middle class to me." +"This is really going to turn people off. I used to support Trump's message, but if someone said this about my wife or mother we'd be going outside. Especially a rich Daddy's boy.",You keep saying your a former trump supporter but your entire post history says otherwise. +"I mean, that isn't a common sight. It's been ages since I've seen a football suddenly faint.",Unless it's been a little bit deflated. +"You start the race in a huge crowed of excited, nervous runners. The first 5-6 miles you're so hopped up on adrenaline that you don't feel fatigue like you normally would. And it's a race! You need to get ahead! That woman in front of you is wearing a tutu; you can run faster than a 40-year-old woman in a tutu! No matter how much you sandbag the first half, covering 13 miles on foot is tiring. And after that you have to speed up and maintain that faster pace for 13 more miles. Remember how nice that walk break at mile 10 felt? You're tired and 3 minutes ahead of your goal time. You deserve a break. And there's no sense hurrying through this aid station just to bonk at mile 20. Slowing down is definitely the smart racer's move. You can run negative splits at any fitness level, but it generally takes some experience running and racing to learn how to cope with the weird mind games your body plays with you during a race.",I have been absolutely destroyed by middle aged women in tutus i'm sure it's some form of doping +"On PS4 we need jump, aim and shoot at the same time. like on PC Have an option to swap the functions of the X and L1 buttons would be nice. A Jumper layout.",Just get a mouse and keyboard you filthy casual +"To be fair, we did have to get the power core for Nikolai, so some of it did make sense.","Yeah, get his weapons back online for him when we are trying to kill him.... makes sense..." +"Each part of the song is pretty good when isolated. The biggest issue is the overall composition. There are many hype buildup... then you get the hype... but then it stops 6 seconds later and returns to boring. This is fine for the first 20-40% of the song, but the later parts should be exclusively earsplosions if you want to make a hype song. In Ignite, you only get 30 s of it at the end... Considering it's a 3 minute song, you can't buildup for 2:30 and have the finale only last 0:30..","My thoughts exactly, as a Zedd fan" +"YEAR, MAKE MODEL, HOW MANY TIME DO WE HAVE TO TYPE THIS TODAY?",It's just a car bro they're all the same. +"LL, Croc, Ace, and Kuzan",I agree +"Exactly, they're just shooting themselves in the foot","No they aren't, guns are evil monsters that kill children" +A prime example of what can happen when America involves it's self with regime change.,"Seriously though, WHAT IS ALEPPO?" +"Mn, because every single action at every level in every agency is Obama's doing.",Also riots in Charlotte. +Why doesn't Com2us release monsters that are named after stars? Because they've already made Astar.,... I don't get it. +LDS Church removes controversial Book of Mormon scripture from young women's workbook | Gephardt Daily,Thank goodness we have modern prophets to tell us that previous prophets taught false doctrine. +Yeah I don't get where they get their claims from. America has never been close to being the most free or the most democratic.,Are you saying democrat is not an american word originally? +"That's why they need fact checkers with video evidence on standby. Mr. trump, it's public record that you said this wrong, I never said that Ok, well lets go to the video, shall we?","If any of my past relationships have taught me anything, never bring coherent, logical evidence to a fight." +All of a sudden you are fighting something with 1200 hp and 3 armor. Drops in seconds.,So Skywrath carry not legit? +Free pizza makes up for it.,Permanent bulk cycle +We gona win at the last minute,not if Pulisic comes on. +"So... Fix your shit Ubisoft Me and my two friends just got team killed for no reason. Literally they team killed us one at a time, and because it was 2 to 1 we couldn't kick them. Why did you implement that as a anti kick thing? Honestly that's when I need to kick people more. If someone team kills more than once I deserve the ability to vote to kick them.","what, sorry i can't read your text over this bright white light!" +"How did Rox 5 man lose against D3 soloes lmao Tbh, still makes me worried to queue up when I get home, since I don't mind having pros in my game, but being against 5 would be a bit annoying.",Man this is heartbreaking I had such high hopes of them winning worlds but now that I've seen them lose a solo q game I just don't know now. +At least there's always vim,I think you misspelled EMACS. +And yet hilariously women are actually more likely to be child molesters than men.,Well because it's easier to get away with obviously +Guildmate got 3 legendaries in 10-12 hours fri night - midday sat.,"He is just lucky, RNG is RNG !" +"No matter what you make up, it wasn't. I can't even find info on Henry Murray working for the CIA",THAT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE THAT GOOD AT COVERING IT UP +Yes. I hate when that happens. People with bad starts suddenly zoom over.,lag +Let's forget the fact Lester Holt is a Republican.,But he is a cuckservative! +My mom got upset one time because a commercial on TV had a black doctor,Blacks have too low of IQs to be Doctors! +You're Americans,excellent piece of art. +"Last week I posted a picture of my dog poking fun at my gf for thinking I could get candy from reddit. Going against my better judgement, I gave my address to strangers that wanted to prove her right... this is what showed up.",I can't believe the USPS managed to deliver all of those with the address label looking like they were created in Minecraft. +Itd last 9 seconds.. wren would be -7000 favourite,then he could tell all the pygmies to bet big on ryback and take a dive... +"Bill Maher on Twitter: Trump: I get audited every year Yes, because you're a crook!!",Watch out Bill or Trump's going to sue you for defamation again. +"You absolutely need to go that far. Watt makes everyone on that defense better. As individuals, a lot of the Texans defense leave a lot to be desired. It's having the bonafide best defender in football smack in the middle of that line that elevates the play and makes everything easier for them.",eh we did good in the preseason without him +"There's been nothing. He's having a bit of a content crisis atm, we gotta wait and see what he decides to do","uploads video why I quit, again" +"I'm hoping 1 mil, but it could be more",i'd expect much less. +"do you understand how freedom of speech works? it means that the government cant throw you in jail, but it doesn't mean that you are free from any consequences of what you say.","Yeah, nothing wrong with resorting to violence against someone who says something you don't like." +"I've been to their shop and asked this exact question. No kidding, it's a weight issue. The less decals they put on the car they more weight (however small) they have to play with. I couldn't believe it when he told me. But hey, I guess every bit counts.",I bet fly poop weighs more than those decals. +Well she yelled 'fuck America' first. If she feels that way she shouldn't be in America exploiting the taxpayers.,Least she learned the language +One of his arms is twice the length of the other. Good lord.,"Try to be a little less ableist, k?" +What's something cool you can buy for under $50?,Overwatch +"Sorry for my ignorance, but who are they?",thats the team that created bangbros. +"Being loved for who you are, flaws and all I'm kinda reluctant posting this simply because it'll probably come across as sounding bitter and entitled, which is uncharacteristic of me. I'm usually a pretty laidback, happy, outgoing person. Things don't usually bother me as they once did. I guess my loneliness is creeping back on me or something. What's been bothering me lately is my friend's girlfriend and the seeming unconditional love she gives him. They've been together for 4 years now, and everything's been cool between us. What frustrates me the most is how I've been rejected countless times from people because I was not good enough for them/I didn't have X quality, but my friend's very first love accepts him -- flaws and all -- from the on-set. He's: * Willfully unemployed * No post-secondary education * No car * Nearing 30, still lives with parents * Completely financially dependent on girlfriend * Main hobbies and interests are video games and pop culture * Self-proclaimed manchild * Hates people, tries to avoid them * Borderline obese And, I know there's gonna be lots of people wondering: he's pretty average in the looks department, at least in my estimation. I wasn't in the greatest spot myself a few years ago, and it took me much courage and effort to achieve the things I have today. I never thought I would've graduated college or ask women out or even regain my social confidence, improve my social skills, etc. but I have. And yet, nothing's come out of it. I know the world's not fair, but it can be tough looking at how hard you've worked for something, only to get nothing while someone puts in barely any effort and gets love, admiration and acceptance.","Bro, you wouldn't want a girl like that any way" +Is the camera locked in that position or can you move it down?,You can move it anywhere you like +"Close the sub, guys. Nothing will top this","Kurt Cobain was a notorious homophobe, y'see." +You would not be getting a 470 for 0 dollars,The original video didn't include the 470 in the price either so that's what he is doing +What are yiff pics,Why don't you go ahead and Google it ;)? +"That guy scares me. So I was taking public transportation to get somewhere earlier today, and when I got to my stop, these two teenage girls who appeared to be a couple years younger than me got off at the same stop. After everyone who was going to get of got off, me and the two girls just so happened to start walking in the same direction. They got off first, so they were walking a couple yards in front of me. I didn't really pay any attention to them up until after one block when I overheard one saying that guy scares me and subtly motioning toward me, and they started walking faster. several yards later I came up to where I would turn left in order to get to where I was going and they began to turn to the right. As we turned our separate ways, I just barely heard the other girl say Is he still following us? and when they glanced behind them and saw that I was turning the other direction, I saw a look of relief on both of their faces. That whole experience crushed me, and that look of relief as I left was what really hurt the most, I walked the rest of my way to my destination genuinely trying to hold back tears. Why the hell does this sort of thing happen to me? Why do girls get creeped out by me so often? I wasn't even looking at them. I didn't find either of them attractive in the least, and they were both several years younger than me, so obviously I wasn't checking them out of any stupid perv stuff like that. I just so happened to get off at the same stop as them and walk in the same direction for two blocks, is that really such a creepy thing to do? This was all in broad daylight too, in an area with a fair amount of people around. I don't know what's wrong with me. I just give off some sort of creepy vibe, I guess.",You obviously weren't being confident bro!!! +"Finally a death in 2016 that i'm not mourning. He was a war criminal, let's not sugarcoat him.",TIL people who help others and put aside differences are war criminals. +Fmr. Miss Universe: Trump is 'absolutely' racist,Yea cause models are my go to source about presidential candidate information. +What a Lord!,If he's got that much money he should look into buying a Champions League type team like Milan or something. +"PSV release financial figures for 2015/16 season: 95 million euro turnover, up 31 million from 2014/15",Uh oh... time to sell Andres Guardado +There's a certain group/guild that controls the market. Exploiting events and free lockbox keys since day one. They come from PC and xbox where they did the same over there. Not naming names but if you've played long enough then you already know who I mean.,Manipulate the currency would he a better term. +Yeah nah the crusaders is just a joke by oroboro. It's just straight up ganking. Yeah it is pretty funny but it's shit to actually encourage this crap.,"Right, and bloodshades don't gank at all" +Missile which shot down flight MH17 over Ukraine in 2014 was brought in from Russian territory - investigators,The missile was on vacation. +"Epic you did it! v32 Matches are quicker... and Duller Yes, defensive Orbing could drag matches out. Yes, cutting it has made matches (a fraction) quicker. But is this how you want your game? How can it even be called a gametype, with rules, logic and strategy to it.. if every match is forced to end in a Surrender? It was like this before. Now, guaranteed. Is a ballot box really your envisioned crescendo for our time.. because it seems to be. You're doing nothing to encourage strategy, depth, and a reason to see matches through to an adrenaline finish. I mean it's actually not there, has never been there, in the meta design. And it hurts. I've had faith in you from the start Epic, and I'm not calling it at v32 either, not rage-quitting by any means.. but you're essentially designing a game of ten pin bowling. Why don't matches just end when a team loses three towers? Make that the ruleset if that's what you want. Every patch does nothing to improve logic or depth. Balance, yes, but the game is getting shallower. Can you be upfront if that was always what you wanted from your FTP.. because then I WILL know I can stop now? Really, the path you're on seems strange from the outside. State your business. /endrant",Constructive criticism is constructive +Clay Enos shares a behind the scenes image from the first promo picture for Suicide Squad,"Damn, Clay is thicc They probably modeled Doomsday off of him" +"Why is anyone acting like this is big news? The goal was to show that there's more than enough interest to venture capitalists, and if they hit Star Citizen-level, they could cut out the VCs completely. They said this during the crowdfunding campaign.","Nah, 900k is so much man they're swimming in a pool made of money right now laughing at everyone" +I blame stupid voters.,I blame the Internet and the return of swing music. +I bet Elway was walking around like I wish a motherfucka would I bet Elway could fight for an old dude,Dad strength +I can't believe this guy is 52.,Hoping for a Breaking Bad bacon birthday scene +I can't control it I keep crashing,I've learned to just hold forward with the right stick and steer with the left stick. +"I didn't realize that the person killed was Diane McIver, president of Corey Airport Services... Billy Smokestack Corey's company. This just went from interesting to intriguing.",It was a hitjob! +"I sold Trump $100,000 worth of pianos. Then he stiffed me.",They must not have been good pianos. +"Yeah when Kovy was on, he could whatever the fuck he wanted. No one could stop him",If only he weren't so enigmatic... +"So then, whaddaya think?",I think you're a weird INTP/INFJ hybrid. +Sucks for those of us that only like Outlaw though.,Yep you are middle of the pack it must suck being average +"There aren't any unbiased sources. That's my point you fucking retard. People didn't waste their time, money and energy to create an unbiased institution. They wasted their time, money and energy to push their agenda. There aren't any saints in this world.",What's wrong with having an agenda? +This happens a lot. Lots of leaders of the left here in the UK become embroiled with controversies in the press over their perceived support for anti-west figures who have bloody hands.,"By lots of leaders you mean the two times Jeremy Corbyn has been leader of Labour, right?" +"Ha yeah, Bashir and all the HIPAA violations and inappropriate doctor/patient relationships. I would think the Federation would be really adamant about privacy, but apparently not. Except once in a while there will be a plot point where they suddenly make a big deal about it. I suppose in Starfleet health records might not be confidential to people above a certain rank, because those in command need to know about problems that might affect the health and safety of the crew below them, or may cause a public health crisis. Maybe it's something you just have to accept when you sign up for service or are a civilian on a Starfleet vessel.",There is no HIPAA in the 24th century because Emperor Trump makes it illegal prior to WWIII. +Did Huk do much in SC2 after the first couple of seasons? Like I don't know if he's got the credentials to his high horse,He had top-3-control +"Christ yes. Civilized countries are gradually making it illegal. Hell, its part of the DEFINITION of a civilized country, these days. *(My first draft of my post was but that's illegal then I remembered it isn't everywhere and edited it to avoid being bombarded)*",Except America because fuck children's rights am I right? +What the fuck does he know about courage?,I mean he's sacrificed so much by building so many wonderful structures. +Christine Michael set to carry the load for the Seahawks,So happy I dropped him around Week 2 as we thought Rawls was coming back to carry the load.. +Your probably right. I need to have faith... You think tickets will be hard to sell if Giants do get eliminated? (Giants vs Dodgers Star Wars Day Game),Giants/Dodgers series are always popular so I don't think so. +Only 5? I shoot for at least 77.,"Dang, over achiever, I shoot for 29 and at least one letter in the LGBTQCIMDBLMNOP+" +"No np, you don't get it, it's an invitation to read Pynchon, because how the fuck can you spoil Pynchon? It barely has an ending.","Well you just spoiled it for me, because now I know that there is no definitive ending." +It doesn't have to proven in the sense that multiple pages of mathematics can prove that 2 + 2 = 4. A jury just has to be convinced.,"And with an all-star like this guy on the stand, what jury wouldn't rule not guilty?" +I don't care that you don't care that other people care about yogg. Who's opinion is more valuable?,"Probably the people who bring Twitch viewership to Hearthstone, I could be way off base here though who knows." +"For your analogy to apply all factors have to apply as well including the contract that would have been signed dictating the terms of the transaction which would have included a penalty clause for non-payment. A judge would look at the contract, see the clause, immediately side with me, and then I would be able to go pick up the computer with police escort if necessary. Quite frankly if all these cases of Trump scamming people were legit you would have seen a class action lawsuit filed against him. If McDonalds can be sued for their food making a kid fat then you better believe a class action lawsuit can be filed against Trump if he were legitimately screwing people over as much as people say he does.",Yup none of these cases were legit and all these small business owners and contractors were just too dumb to get a lawyer. +Am I the only one who sees the irony of the Women's Studies Department telling men about their experiences? or is it okay since it's also the gender and sexuality department? no men's studies department.,Oh but all other studies ARE men's studies. +"If you've gotten as far as I think you have, there will always be one southeast in Cambridge after you put an end to humanity's best hope.",The Enclave aren't in Cambridge +"If all the people you've had sex with were in one room, what would they all be talking about ?",How HUGE this room is +"Found some money Found some money yesterday (9/28) on campus. If you can tell me the amount, type of bill(s), approximate area/time, it's yours. Not sure if there's a place on campus that deals with lost money, so I'm posting on here.",Username checks out +"XII is getting The Zodiac Age next year which is likely as HD as it will ever get. XIII is already HD, not sure what you mean. IX... good luck, we were lucky to get the recent mobile/PC release that we did. X already got an HD, has been released several times, on PS3, Vita, PS4, and PC. Again not sure what you mean.",This. +"Don't agree. If you look again at the debate and read the questions over time, he was showing signs of exhaustion at the end. He's always more or less incoherent, but the last several answers were, even for Trump, remarkably bad. Standing and listening for 90 minutes is physically hard. He's 70, about 50 to 60 lbs overweight, does no exercise at all, eats junk food. He's lucky that is only lasted 90 minutes.","But trump has stamina, he should be exhausted after a 90 minute debate" +classic,Suspicious cropping +"Arizona paper faces death threats, subscription cancellations after Clinton endorsement","I see Trump supporters are engaging in their First Amendment rights," +"You'll be hiding out licking your wounds, or pretending Donald has been cheated. Of course, the election will be legit, but whiners gonna whine.",He's going to pull his musket out of storage and threaten insurrection. +Broken Matt and Brother Nero challenge the New Day.,And New Day wins because New Day rocks. +"Ok so, Seth wins the Universal title, Roman (who turned heel along the line ) loses the US title to Sami. Royal Rumble happens, Dean wins. The day after, Seth and Roman are face-to-face, then Dean's theme hits.",Never seen that match before +LOVE Bulletproof coffee! I make mine with a little stevia and heavy cream added. Bit of an early morning fat bomb to start off the day!,"I make mine with stevia, unsweetened cocoa, coconut oil and butter...its like keto hot chocolate :)" +Do you have to be able to hang in the UFC to be an MMA fighter?,don't you know if your not in the UFC you aren't shit +Anyone else wanting a Pitlord Hero? Or am I the only one? I love the Pitlord models and think Mannaroth would be a cool addition.,"I'm pretty sure of the millions of HotS players, you would be the only one who would enjoy wrecking fools with someone like Mannoroth." +Has Trump ever publically apologized for anything?,but he's never done anything wrong +Are you gonna get banned,No +Mfw tony romo is next drew bledsoe,So does that mean Julian Edelman makes Tom Brady become Drew Bledsoe once Edelman overtakes his job as starting QB? +Why do men's T Shirts cover our butts but women's sit above a woman's butt?,You ever seen a womans ass? +Man in Trump Hat Is Beaten and Chased by San Diego Rioters Before Finding Safety With the Police,"Look at what he was wearing, he was totally asking for it." +"(QoL suggestion) Match queues and Jungle practice Let people play jungle practice when in queue for a match/let people queue for match from Jungle practice. This would let people try out other builds/gods when going for a 5 min queue Also have an option to enable friendly fire in jungle practice, so parties can go friendly 1v1 and such while being in queue. Also letting them try their builds/combos on actual people for better assessment.",Actually this is a buff to the game. +This is hanging on the wall of my AP Government classroom...,That's racist! +"Basically, there was thought that the embargo would be lifted, Trump wanted to cheat and cut in line and scope out a good deal for his hotel before the pesky laws were changed (they werent). So he hired a consulting firm to illegally evade the embargo to make deals with the Castro regime to get Trump hotels in before the competition.",That's smart business +"Yeah, getting caught carrying weapons really doesn't seem to have much of an effect on playing time.","I mean, unless you work in an air conditioned setting, right?" +"Stories: That day in which you knew better than the Guitar player in your band... Yep, he said they would fire me and replace me with an octave pedal... I said good luck tuning that pedal and left. I was back in less than a week and they finally started including me in the composition of songs.","Just you wait, they'll bring in some 8 string guitars THEN you will be useless!" +"I don't think anyone suggested bailing out all the spoiled little brats. I am pretty well off making just under $100k combined income with my fiancee and it is still difficult for us to afford student loan payments and rent - once you factor in all the other costs that many college graduates incur. Home, auto and health insurance are our third highest expense, with the highest being rent followed by student loan payments. We'd like to buy a house but it is almost impossible for us to come up with a down payment.",You sound so bratty and entitled! +E-voting system breaks down at SMRT shareholder meeting,tl;dr - SMRT truly being at its best - Breaking down +"He complains so much about free trade, but with this he ignored the regulation.",because he's smart! +Trump campaign talking points: Bring up Monica,"Ah yes, because there's nothing that women these days like more than some good old-fashioned victim blaming." +"It's not going to be patched. As I understand it, it's an engine limitation.","yeah, that's why they couldn't do it in new vegas." +Civil War II is slowly making it so Kamala is the only Marvel character I care about,Liberal agenda in action +There's no bashing of women in it so the usual suspects aren't interested.,I'll start us off Literally everything is now harder for men and the tiny number of tumblr feminists i have no real world contact with are ruining my life and making my cock smaller +Johnson can't name a single foreign diplomat. Can we stop pretending he's a valid alternative?,Pfft since when does a president need to know anything about foreign countries anyway? +"16 ISIS terrorists killed due to explosive belt malfunction near Kirkuk, Iraq",Real shame +"You really think a skin made entirely of white, sticky fluid is a good idea?",Nah man great idea I done see how that could be construed at all +"Well, half of Ember Celica.",It's just Celica now +Ye I'm aware of this. He has since stated in an interview that he's never fucked with anyone underage. Although I do know someone who was 16/17 and he wanted to fly them down to Houston when they were 18. I don't think he's actually fucked a minor but it's still pretty creepy,"I gotcha, just making sure everybody is on the up and up." +Reid said nothing about race. Huffington Post once again with a race baiting headline,"Sure, because if it would have been a white Democratic president their behaviour would have been identical." +I have good ideas occasionally.,.... when? +That REALLY bugged me about FC. And then when he kills the Borg Queen at the end. Just kinda seemed like Starfleet isn't supposed to commit genocide.,But only the new movies aren't like the series. +"Why isn't Sean Davis playing safety? I know they've had him working out of the slot, but we drafted him to be a safety soooooo what's the deal?",Back injury iirc +Then they're just peppers,So the Scoville scale wraps around? +"CPR. It takes almost no time to learn, and does a world of good.",pssh... when is knowing CPR ever going to help *me*? +"Ah, so this is why rent is $3k a month...","Oh, I see you found something below market average." +To use the art gallery example you're right that it's not about simply making sure there's 50/50 representation. It's about asking does the history of art as a male dominated field put women off? Or does that history lead to curators having inherent biases that they don't realise they have?.,Or men are obviously just better artists. +"Finally! A Key Down Mod for W Key called Wwwwwwwww! Just Hit Ctrl+W to walk forever, Ctrl+Shift+W to run forever, and W again to stop! Works with Rovers too! by Magico13. You can now finally retire your rocks, padlocks, paperweights, scissors, custom controllers, utility programs, and more!","Aww, it's gonna be sad not seeing those posts of stuff on peoples keyboard every other month" +"Not only hypocritical, it's racist. To say a person can or cannot speak a certain word due to the color of their skin is racism.",No no no only white people can be racist duh +Mario Balotelli (Nice) goal against Krasnodar (2-1),This is pathetic. +Deselect Iran for the location and choose a location where they don't have to do this.,but that would make us seem inseeennnnsitive and intolerant. +How is farming one boss over and over again less tedious than just playing the strikes playlist like normal?,I don't understand either but the progression stall is real +Gave up what,Josh Gordon +So this is the guy that supposedly had a higher ceiling than Carr?,I don't think anyone was saying that about Roberto Aguayo +This will require a huge remodeling.,Just click the corner and drag inwards. +"Um. Black Lives Matters the social political movement is primarily against anti-black racism, but is also in general anti-minorities racism. They are against racism. Why do you think they are 'racist' to protest against racism? Sounds like you're just calling them what you fear being called.",Because calling out white people on the systems of oppression they allow to exist and asking for help dismantling them is obviously racist against white people. +Can't laine play the right side?,Yeah but he prefers top line minutes on the left side. +I think the greatest thing about being pro-choice is the ability to decide you DON'T want an abortion.,What do you mean Obama isn't going to take your baby and kill it? +What is RTG?,Return to glory +The face of I actually thought I did nothing wrong.,"He was just trying to be a nice guy, not like all those other jerks." +"In my experience, women don't go to bars to meet people, they go to hang out with their friends and take selfies.",Then where do women go to meet people? +Military planning to provide air transport for French mission in Africa,Really putting Canada on the map with this one guys! +"Wife made these. Apple butter cupcakes with Apple chunks topped with Apple butter buttercream icing, melted butterscotch and pecans.","Fuck you, I'm allergic to apples." +"Sausage party. It got 83% on RT and I honestly don't know how. I'm usually a pretty bug fan of Seth Rogen movies, but this one was super BORING.",You're just a butthurt christian. +"Write your character name and others will choose your fashion Ill start: UndeaD76,knight You can also give your current fashion for evaluation(optional) Currently wearing herald chest and leggings,lucatiel mask,mirrah gloves,claymore and stamina regen shield (forgot its name im on mobile)",yo hook me up : Monk +Ibra...gonna take Stoke apart,Ye just like he tore apart Hull and more recently the Ukranian team of giants they played last night +Get him a job at Dominos and introduce him to Leave of Legends too,Yeah introducing him to that game sure won't make him angrier +And Zlatan scored the winning goal after having released his clothing brand called A-Z.,Our first goal against Anderlecht better have been scored by Anderson +"* Doombot Yasuo, Leona, Yorick and others added. * New random curses to DoomBots added one exemple being Windwall * Map has been halved * Enemy turrets are invulnerable * Kill Quests included to gain buffs * Survive for 15 minutes before Overlord Teemo appears, defeat him to win * Customize Doombot's difficulty in Gauntlet Mode from 1 to 100 My inner Masochist is pleased. Can't wait to try it out!","Doombot Yorick: Every Q gains double range, and always spawns a ghoul" +c'est quoi les points noirs dans l'eau ?,Des migrants? +What is your instant downvote?,Anything ending with +Kubrow Pack Tactics being revisited,Yay :D ! +Hooray for capitalism!,Just work harder. +11 Hours Later..,Did you wipe at all during an encounter then forget to reactivate a monitor? +"As long as it doesn't rain on October 15, I'll be happy.",this is what you get for getting married during football season +"I would much rather rely on my 401(k), which is diversified between thousands of investments, rather than a company's promise to pay for my retirement with money that may or may not be available when I need it.",You don't need to contribute to a 401k or pension plan because you and your employer contribute to social security which will be there to take care of all your needs in retirement +Ryder Cup Day 1 Megathread,FIGAM! +Lethal doses of heroin and fentanyl side by side.,This is liberal propaganda; we all know marijuana is 100x worse than fentanyl. +I love that he recommends we check out the sex tape. Thanks Don.,Did he put it on his website for easy access? +TSM WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO HUHI LIKE THAT MAN,"If TSM can't be the reason NA does good this year, no NA team deserves to advance" +That's a funny joke. You are probably the first person in the history of the internet to relate Idiocracy to our current times!,Don't appreciate the sarcasm. +Romania commends these actions but cannot establish preservation areas as long as we are occupied by Poland and Hungary.,"If Romania will forge a military alliance with our country, we will withdraw our soldiers." +"That depends. I get what he's saying, but I don't understand the point of the normie bitch even dealing with him. Does she want to fuck him or not? Cause she's expending a lot of energy trying to convince him his reality is not the correct choice. And in a way, it's the micro of the greater macro of normies everywhere. Literally resorting to violence, whether physical or verbal, to convince you you're doing it wrong, but they have no purpose to do this thereafter because they're certainly not going to fuck you/be with you thereafter.",The way I see it is that she is just a projection of the normie world and there so that he can make his points. +It's best if women don't work. Fire them all. Hire men.,we should just fire all the men because we can pay the women less to do the same job +My opponent showing me how to curve out in EMN,Don't you wish you had anything else instead of that blood mist? +"It also could be a symptom of Aspergers, or mild autism. If I recall correctly, both conditions can be passed down genetically.",I didn't realize vaccination was genetic +"No logic to follow in that statement, just a personal preference that these costs be paid back by the future and not now.",Great....let the grandkids pay for it and give us a tax break now +Buzzfeed's online poll is BTFO. Trump has 97% of the 15 MILLION votes!! Hillary is 4th behind other and undecided. HA. HAHA. HAHAHA!!,There are obviously 15 million non-real people.. +Him saying Mexicans are rapists did it for me.,Mexicans aren't a race so Trump isn't racist! +"Say Your 3 Most Played Champions, People Below You Will Answer With The First Stereotype That Pops Into Their Head","Kennen, Ezreal, Olaf" +Don't forget that jobs are being consolidated and people are asked to do more for the same or less.,yeah thats totally new and unheard of +"Really is getting out of hand, I know some many people that have lost max mage gear because of ddos'ing.. the problem is with rwt and all it's not just pixels it's literally a way to make a quick money but it's really unfortunate and really hard to stop.. if anything jagex needs to come up with some better ways to prevent RWT and get better ddos protection",maybe trade limit? +1-800-GOT-GERG,"That only works if you got the junk from them in the first place, then lose your paperwork..." +Don't call it a 'blackout' please,African-American out? +"Mugabe reportedly owns 14 farms, breaking his own laws by owning more than one piece of land","in the new world order built by the globalist its ok, because he took them from white people." +"Duterte, Lee Kuan Yew are nothing alike: Singapore newspaper | ABS-CBN News",Wow lakas talaga ng yellow media! +Gals being Pals.,#**Just Good Friends** +"I use both Firefox and Chrome. This works in Chrome, but the back functionality still doesnt work in firefox, even when I turn off smooth scrolling. Any ideas?",I don't think Firefox has the back function in the first place iirc +Cartoon about cardback idea,I do not think that blizzard has the technology to do that yet. +Carbines have too much range and are too accurate,"Ah, don't worry, Saint Wrel is gonna nerf AR and LMGs to carbine levels and worse so that you won't be able to actually kill anything past 50m unless you are a sniper or in a tank because fuck you, this game is snipers and vehicles you infantry piece of shit." +"The versions on test have already been confirmed to be only the first pass, before they finally make it to live they will go through and change the damage ranges where needed.",Yes because they usually listen to feedbacks and chance things accordingly before going live +Saw this at EPCOT. Sculpted out of chocolate.,Evil Yoda confirmed for Episode 8 +This smacks of sponsored content to the UT.,Time to ban all posts from the UT! +"P.K. Subban: 'If you call yourself a stay at home defenseman, you limit yourself.'","If you call yourself a playmaker, you limit your sniping" +Blizzard losing branding image over the availability of a cosmetic in their most casual game? Are you serious?,Not like hs is making any money +you're gonna miss out on a lot of DNP :/,Great way to retain new players lol +As a game tester: he spent hour in front of his 'broken' ps3 turns out he didnt know how to turn it on didn't have the power to fire him :(,"If his position is open, I'll take his job, thanks." +Do up a Monaro for Victoria (sadly only the vauxhall badge version is in the game),"sure, overlook the fact its a chevy engine.. :p" +BREAKING: I want joy behar fired for her comments! She called Bill's rape victims tramps on live tv!,#LIBERALS WILL BE OUTRAGED BY THIS (THEY WONT!!!!) +Pentagon to send about 600 more troops to Iraq to help retake Mosul from Islamic State,When do we plan on giving it back again? +I challenged myself to finish FFXIII the struggle of staying awake was simply too much,"Oh look, a totally original and thought provoking argument against Final Fantasy 13, that hasn't been said before!" +"Say, Hey Siri, open *Safari*. Siri will bring up the passcode entry screen say, You'll need to unlock your [device] first. Unlock by entering your passcode. Note: You can replace *Safari* with any other app that's installed on your device. Also, this will only work when the Hey, Siri feature is turned on.",Great time saving tip there. +Hail the sun?,Most early religions saw it as a god... silly people. +Is *everyone* in this subreddit retarded?,"People are definitely born with knowledge these days, learning facts is for retards" +What babe?,The babe with the power +"Dunno if this is allowed, but Dungeon Keeper is free on Origin right now",Ummh I only see Theme Hospital. +You didn't even watch the debate.,I'm sorry I didn't say something pleasant and positive about your girl. +YouTube is the worst. Comments like CURRY BOYZ and give them taxi driver gimmicks on Bollywood boyz video.,"Yeah, thank god this sub is above cheap gags about people from India" +"Boy, 4, fatally shot in north side Milwaukee home","He probably did a crime, or was going to do a crime so it's likely for the best." +Guess the Hero - Unranked Edition,Broodmotha +My Japanese wife's reaction to the video: can it be eaten? So much for just observing a magnificent creature in the wild.,"Answer: No, too much ammonia." +I have a feeling this kid is going to be famous someday,Really deep insight. +"Is the story good? The main attraction for me in this game i hope it will be the story. As i have played Persona 4 and was thrilled by the story in this game , i hope Persona 5 wil have a good one too. So what are you guys , that already played it have to say about this? Please No Spoilers!",its more darkzzzz than that dumb spinoff called shin megami tensei aka the dark soul of persona +My thoughts exactly. Im curious do we and ls watch the same games?,"Please,you just don't have the eyes for the things like he does" +What if Luigi was Every Character?,Is that Zero Suit Samus? +xD,Ecks dee +Yes they are Well that fucking settles it! You must have been captain of the debate team.,Well aren't you just a ray of sunshine! +Expect your content to be stolen from tsn bardown within the hour with maybe a small credit,Exposure +Lesbians given day release despite unspeakable cruelty and murder of baby boys.,misogyny +"I know we all love to bitch and moan about being in IT. However, I think we need to take a moment to realize how 'lucky' we are. When we were all fucking around with computers at super young ages, we weren't doing it because we wanted to get a great job with good job outlook and high salaries We did it because we had a passion. Most people find their careers, this career found us. If you were me, you got there because all the porn you kept torrenting off Limewire. Nothing was worse than a family member logging in on our shared new fancy, gazillion dollar, computer back then talking about 'Error with file 18 year old whore blast her b-hole with Louisville slugger'. I'd be damned if that was a convo with my dad explaining that more than once, and even more damned if I missed out. When parents all got their kids computers in the 1990's / early 2000's, they didn't realize the internet was like a digital Vegas, except instead of herpes coming back with you, you'd come back with the I love you virues. It might of been that copy of the Sims you wanted to play really bad and couldn't afford so you torrent it. It finally downloads, you go to activate it and it pukes DLL errors. Next thing you know you we learning what a registry was, DLLs, how to remove viruses. We didn't do this because 'if you know this you can get a high paying in demand job and live and be pretty set the rest of your life'. I did it because 13 year old me wanted to, burn houses down in my pirated version of SIMS, watch teen girls finger fuck themselves, and listen to Eminem rap about killing his ex wife in an MP3 I got off Napster that my parents would die if they heard. People would give anything to be skilled in high a demand and pays well. Don't take it for granted. We piss and moan but, at the end of the day, you don't get to the level we are at with 4 years of college. We all started learning our trade very very early. Most doctors didn't start learning things related to their field when they were our age. The only difference between me and the Starbucks Barista with a bachelors degree in Art is luck. I'm sure they were super passionate about Art, had drive, and loved it. Enough to the point that they took out 10's of thousands of dollars in loans. No one even knew, that back then, what we loved, would be come successful careers. It just so happens we fell into the right path. Don't forget where you came from.",spoken like true middle management +ESL please stop blasting these poor sobs with light,It's to imitate a flashbang they should have looked away. +"I'm curious about the other iron lords (nirwen, ashraven, etc) what's the story with them?",they died when they were fighting in the plaguelands with rasputin forces +Donald Trump Appeared In A 2000 Playboy Softcore Porn,"Appearing in a porn video, very presidential." +I had literally only heard one thing about this bill from Obama (it must have been at least two months ago). And it was that he would veto it because of the international implications. How is it that I knew this but Mitch McConnell didn't?,Obviously you get your information from the liberal media. +It was actually posted to the r/pepe subreddit about 7 months ago,"Shhhh, you aren't helping push the narrative." +All those very dark skinned or russian looking Scots?,It's the French flags that give it away mate +"They're required to present true points of view that are based on facts, not made up shit.",True points of view* *(as decided by the government.) +Must mean it's extra important..,"Yeah, we should really focus hard on it above everything else!" +"Yeah it was kinda gray area. Even my TBM parents would be walking around and kind of unsure how to handle it. I mean, prayer through the television waves. Does god count me in on this one or not?",Exactly! +MER-MAN,Close enough? +Having a confederate flag in your garden.,"It ain't hate, it's heritage." +How old were you when you first had sex? Im just curious lol and does phone sex count as sex? I wanna see your opinions on this,12 +"Make sure to kill the SIVA cluster spawns in Archon Forge to get Impressive Axes This probably won't reach the people it needs to, and I haven't seen this tidbit broadcasted (so forgive me/ignore for duplicate post). If you want axes, kill the siva clusters in time and it will say Impressive. Also, please make a point to Rez fellow guardians. I've been rolling the Forge solo and make a point to try and Rez people asap so they don't get locked out. (They tend to return the favor) Eyes up guardians.","Also make sure that when you get the axe on a perfected offering you immediately go and slam the boss with it, because it does massive damage." +My dick when i hit puberty.,Tell me more about how tragic your teenage years were. +"A10 GPU beats Adreno 530 by 20%, Exynos 8890 by 30%","It didn't double their score, Apple is getting lazy." +We could potentially be on the hook for trillions of dollars for everything we done over the past 100 years.,It's a good think Chenney and Bush deleted those 22 million emails then! +"Can we have the option to pick our spawn location in casual? Usually, since people know that everyone spawns in the same area, if you hear one you know that the other sides are safe. This leads to spawnkilling and static gameplay.",Play ranked +I got the laggiest of Scorpions,"C'mon, everyone knows Scorpion has a teleport." +"Again, the claims of people who don't know much about a subject are not a good basis for an opinion. I would refrain from stating that a language that shares almost nothing in common with creoles is a creole until you've read it from someone with expertise in the area.",it just *feels* like a creole +"If by beatdown they mean brigade hard and state that anyone who defends capitalism isn't left, then I guess so. God forbid anyone defend the system of government that has given us sustained economic growth, stability and a higher standard of living for a few hundred years.",fuk u neolibrul +Excellent barter skills.,"The bit where he insulted OP, thats when I knew I wanted to trade with that guy, top banter if you ask me" +"Hamilton engine failure, bursts into flames",Mercedes blew up his engine so Rosberg will have more chances to win the championship! +"lol, excoriating the Pope for being Catholic, lmfao. Anyway, unless the sub-reddit is explicitly right-wing, you're going to see a bunch of leftist in a any given sub-reddit.",Never thought of it this way but this is the most accurate representation of reddit I've ever seen described. +pimp 3k retake,Anders casting is stale +"It is not xenophobic, it's litteraly how it happened.",It's not hate if they literally are inferior to us +Yea - but apart from that it's been a great week for him.,He dominated the online polls on winning the debate +"Zionist Media, so disgustingly anti-Semitic and Trump himself talked about the global banking conspiracy against him. Trump is going full-on anti-Semitic. I guess that's the only group he attracts now.",You omitted the +"That will not happen, the 1MDB issue is basically settled and as as long as commodities prices are low then so will the currency be for the time being anyway, it will not go lower than this. The economy is actually fine and we are still growing at 4-5% annually which is good for a country with our level of income. The reason for some of the electronics manufactures leaving is because wages are now simply too high here to be competitive, the factories are moving on to cheaper countries such as Vietnam and China, something which is bound to happen with a country becoming high income and nothing to do with the economy. Overall this is just more doomsday fear mongering which does far more harm than good to our country as a whole.",This is a curse for mid income countries -- stuck in mid income. +UAE warship obliterated off the coast of Yemen,What unbiased reporting. +"Which is a pretty stupid point to bring up, considering I know a lot of companies that already partake in this practice... Even the super evil corporate walmart profit shares.",But then they have the nerve to charge their employees for the products they sale! +Words of Wisdom,D&C 89:2 2 To be sent greeting; not by commandment or constraint So now Mormon God is just being picky. +Gameday Thread Jags vs Colts This is the week guys. I feel it. My credit card is just begging to slam some reddit gold.,Where is Toby when you need him. +I'm gud nuff not to use scrub,t. scrub +"Not if you have hard water. Bacteria lives in damp places like hampers. There's fecal matter in underwear. I'll keep my soap, thank you very much. However, one does not need a capful, or even half a capful. A quarter cap with today's HE low sudsing detergents will get everything clean.",Look at you with your fancy HE washer +"Georgia boy, 1, may have been fatally shot by brother, 3",Sounds like little brother needed a gun to defend himself with +This sub: How dare someone hack the DNC! Evil Trump Putin lovers! Deplorables! Someone leaked Trumps returns? Good! Facist Nazi baby killer!,Keep fighting the good fight +Practice mowing lawns pls,Hey you're that one guy who racked in all that Karma with the totally air tight and believable story. +"Ah, sorry! :/ Guess I was blinded in my google research by William F Mitchell's blacklisting on RePEc. It was in line with my confirmation bias regarding academic Trump supporters.",But you're on the Internet how can you be biased? +I was pretty sure the shortest year in the Gregorian calendar only had 11 fewer days. Do you have a source for that?,No I just made something up for the Internet +The Sunday Start: Dwayne Washington should be in your lineup,"So far, so good!" +Can you get him to run Geekbench and give some scores?,This makes or breaks the phone +"My Boyfriend of 2 years wants to spend our anniversary with his dog Last year I had exams around the time of our anniversary. We ended up going to McDs for our 1 year anniversary as he said he didn't make plans since he didn't think Id make it. Fair enough I wasn't sure I'd be able to go over either. This year however I want us to do something together to celebrate. I listed him some ideas of what we could do (Hiking, national parks, bowling, dancing, nice dinner date, drive in movie night, I'm flexible with what ever he wants to do) and his response was that he only wants to do things that his dogs can join in. (he has two large GS) Dogs aren't allowed in many places. Theres dog parks and dog beaches that's all that we know off and we've visited these places 100+ times already. He suggested we do the drive in movie with the dogs. I'm not sure if you guys have been in a long ride with two large dogs that shed like crazy before but the car adopts a strong odor pretty quickly Not only that, I want us to do something together. I don't want to spend our day with his dogs. As much as I love his dogs this is our anniversary and I want to spend it with him. His dogs start barking and get super excited with me just kissing my boyfriend, I want privacy as weird as this sounds. He thinks I'm being selfish and only thinking of myself and how this is our anniversary so he should get a say in it. Am I being unreasonable here ? should I let the dogs join us ? --- **tl;dr**: first time we can actually celebrate our anniversary and boyfriend wants his dog there with us. I don't, am I terrible ?","What's wrong with compromise, I know I can't leave my girl at home all day without some activity, maybe try a dog friendly hike in the am then when the pooches are nice and tired and nice dinner out for you 2." +This is the wisdom we're dealing with,We Democrats dont understand anything so lets get rid of the republicans who have solutions! +"Wouldn't it be awesome to have a Naruto game with the quality of the Ninja Storm games where you can create your own ninja. One thing I was sorely dissapointed in with the recently released Naruto Online is that we couldn't design and create our own ninja. It obviously doesn't have to be canon so I think they can be a little bit more free with the structure to fit in a new character (you). You would be able to change your looks, choose fighting style, choose chakra nature, etc. I think it would work best as like an open world RPG so at the end you can be an extremely powerful ninja who could possibly rival Sasuke and Naruto. It would love be awesome to start from the beginning of Naruto and grow from there, even going beyond the next generation (Boruto). Let me know what you think of this game idea and what would you like to see in this kind of Naruto game?",It would have to be like the more recent mmo style if the dbz xenoverse games +silver map textures aswell,black is the new silver +HIV cure close after disease 'vanishes' from blood of British man,Did he sleep with his cash? +The insistence on calling Blum racists isn't going to work.,"Nope, because black people can't be racist." +"If we fired Trestman (and I don't think we will), who would we replace him with? Engram? Castillo?",Greg Roman +They just called that shit on Cox lmao. Come on man call it both ways,That was just good coverage- Totally not biased Texans commentator +"Hell, I remember being in third grade, and the day of the election there were eight year olds on the playground saying Democrat, more like DUMBocrat!",Holy shit sick burn +I'm always worried about hitting a deer in my neck of the woods,Well there goes 10% of the elephant population. +I'm sorry but to say Manning was better than Brady is just assanine. Look at the head to head record,I have to agree but I don't think it has anything to do with the head to head record. +Mack is ok I guess.,Hopefully there isn't a fax machine error when we try to resign him. +False: Tens of Thousands of Fraudulent Clinton Votes Found in Ohio Warehouse,"Yeah, but a guy my uncle knows posted something on facebook saying the opposite so who's to say what's true?" +And their league.,And their country +"Shadow priest opener I main holy priest but have been working on shadow for off spec. I got to run it in some lfr for the first time on bosses, but I feel my opening is extremely weak. Do you guys pop PI at the start to get to vf right away? Near the start of the fight I would only be doing around 120-130k dps and near the end of execute I was around 180-200k. I don't have optimal stats coming from holy and only have to mass hysteria on my artifact.","I usually open with vt, then pop swp before continuing on single targets." +Tittie fuck thefuck out you!,"Yeah, that'll help satiate her pussy" +"What is going on, Busquets?",Underrated imo +There's already been like two of these threads today,"After week 5, you pretty much know who's in." +"I wish more would clarify the you don't necessarily need dysphoria statement. You don't need dysphoria to present as the other gender or dress androgynously; for example, drag queens aren't trans. You do need dysphoria to have a problem with your physical sex to the point of altering your body and your image. If I lived in a society with a bigender or two-spirit type place I'd like that, but as it is disassociating gender roles from actual biological differences seems like the best option for everyone. Oh, and not making a big deal out of it as a cry for attention because cis people are normal and normal is boring. Don't get so salty because a man doesn't want to wear a crop top.",You cant tell me not to be salty about that! +"i think it was called gameboy because it was a small console (a boy) not because it was for boys. i think if they would have put out a gameboy and a gamegirl, both completeley the same exepct for the name, some people today would complain about the gender approriation. a girl can just as well play with a gameboy. why do they have to have their own version?",No apparently ur just triggered +Why do people in America talk english?,that's english they speak there? +Reverse psychology... Whatever helps you sleep at night.,So hostile. +These buildings in the back... is this Saints Row in real life?,No its Corsair City +"I am not throwing away my vote if I vote for a third party candidate, nor is it my fault if your candidate of choice doesn't win.","But not voting for candidate A, either by not voting at all or by voting for candidate C is literally a vote for candidate B." +All Chase cars pass post-race LIS.,Nascar cheated so truex could pass +"Do you think Dodge will come back to nascar? Do you think Dodge will ever make a comeback? If not, which manufacturer would you like to see in nascar?",Do you think Pontiac will ever come back? +"This is about the point I got to when my players decided We're not sticking around a city that's being invaded by goblins and dragons. Let's see what's over there!* Hopefully you finish yours and it gets more use than mine... *Not that I'm not having fun throwing them into the plot in a different part of the world, and I figure if I can get them tough enough to fight that dragon, they'll probably try to go back, so, not a complete loss, just a minor annoyance, which, I think, is about the worst most DMs would describe it when their players jump off their railroad.",Hey look at this city that's laid out exactly the same as the last city you were in what a strange coincidence! +LeBron James: Why I'm endorsing Hillary Clinton,"Wait, wait, wait, how can The King endorse a President?" +"How can you go wrong with Clooney, Wahlberg, and Ice Cube anyways? Best film outside of *Fridays* from Cube imo.",Are you insinuating that xXx: State of the Union wasn't a masterpiece of cinema? +We had this in the Texas police shooting. The open carry activists leeching off the march helped to create the situation in which no one knew who was and was not the shooter and in doing so endangered everyone's lives,For their freedom +TOTW Big Ben or Julio Jones?,TOTW master obviously John Kuhn +I get it. It's not easy to leave their homeland. Just because they're white doesn't make them any less African than anyone else.,"Excuse me, did you just assume his race?" +President Trump literally mentions his billion dollar loss within the first minute of The Apprentice. It's not exactly a secret - his comeback is legendary (just like American's comeback will be).,Trump is clearly pandering to Hispanics because Spanish subtitles +Opiates now kill more people annually in the United States than guns do.,"That's because guns don't kill people, people kill people!" +"X-rays ? so......what's the point of unlocking X-rays if you can't use them? the x-ray power bar takes way too long to charge and everytime i try to wait for it to charge i either finish the round or get knocked out, i've only used it 2 times (on bosses) is there's anyway to charge it faster?",Don't fight Oni +Bike with a cat?,"Just put it in a bag, she'll be fine." +"Sorry but i'm still confused on how to set this up You start the filter during the friends selection, then turn on the filter option in the quest repeat function?","Yeah, on friend selection turn on your filter, then auto sequence will only pick from your filter result." +"Better go now. If you're in the second wave, you'll have an entire generation of Martians saying things like things were better before all these immigrants came in...","I don't know... In Australia, it's pretty much the second and third wave of people who are saying things like this..." +Is Germany really unified though? I mean Austria still exists.,"Poland too, what a shame..." +Great Price and Great Seller!,I dunno...those 150 confirmed trades can be fake. +calm down its 1/3600 on average not even as rare as rdt d med,Ely is only 1/4K why doesn't it cost as much as a d med? +"I bet your children are snowflakes who do no wrong. Children who aren't punished don't give a shit about your rules, and I guarantee thy aren't following them the second you leave the room.",Yes I beat the shit out of the teachers though when my snowflakes get bad grades. +"Because according to the sensationalized title, it's a former marine against 2 Raider fans. Ridiculous.","What's the matter, don't you support the troops?" +Iraqis Use 9/11 Bill to Demand Compensation from US for 2003 Invasion,Nobody saw this coming +"LeBron James, Calling for Hope and Unity, Endorses Hillary Clinton","Hope and unity... I swear I've heard this somewhere before, but I can't place it." +"Crime scenes off-limits, except in Halbach case",But Ryan was an untrained law enforcement officer. +"'She has been a disaster': Trump flails arms, slackens jaw and pretends to stumble as he mocks Hillary for fainting at 9/11 memorial ceremony","Not mocking her directly, just doing a standard sicky." +Your such a little bitch.,How dare you not follow their arbitrary redditing rules! +Trump's organization did business with Iranian bank later linked to terrorism,"And the Clinton Foundation was heavily funded by Saudi's, who were at least partially responsible for 9/11, but lets not bother ourselves with that." +Link? Sounds like bullshit,"Don't go asking for sources, all America does all day is think of new ways to be horrible so this is something they'd do" +"What?! This is XENOPHOBIC! I thought we lived in Canada? Trump is infecting our PM with this bullshit Xenophobe mentality? I thought we were better than this... Ugh. That's it, I'm moving to Denmark.",I think you dropped this: +Must have been damaged in shipping,Obviously outplayed. +"My custom ship build! Yes, it is big! ;) Hold left crtl + mousewheel to zoom on the image in Windows.",Now replace every decoration with signs. +DNA shows first inhabitants of Vanuatu came from Philippines and Taiwan,So does that mean we have a claim on the island? +It's apparently okay for these Clinton shills. Just look at the downvotes and the excuses being made here. It's a joke LOL.,These kinds of accusations just reinforce the sexist idea that women shouldn't be allowed to handle the household finances. +"you're a genius, nice find man.",oh right: +Decide who lives and who dies. The Moral Machine,Could you not pay extra for a 'fuck-u-mobile' that puts your own interests first and foremost... actuaries could calculate the additional burden to society and estimate the added cost. +"agnostic what? i'm atheist, and my wife is satan...does that count?",Glad to hear my ex-wife remarried. +They could always win it and not use it..,"true true, but Cornbread is too much of a great personality to be sitting on the block come eviction night" +Arkansas starting fullback Hayden Johnson arrested on alcohol charges,The REC strikes again! +Avvoltoio arrestato per spionaggio in Libano,Ma quante ne sanno quelli del Mossad +Shared on facebook.... Wow... It really hits all the points...,because we all know thats all little boys dream about- going around and asserting their dominance and raping the womyn. +Hahahhhahha 'Shitlord'! I'm laughing uncontrollably at my daughters dance class right now...,"he forgot to include the 'CHECK YOUR CISWHITEMALE PRIVLEGE' part, or call you a pedophile for watching little girls dance." +Just checked this guy on armory after he said that he got his 3rd legendary last night. At least I didn't expect that he got all 3 at same night..,"Working as intended, RNG is RNG, blizzard fixed this no way it could possible still be bugged." +"HLTV needs to understand one good tournament performance does not mean going from 13th to 6th, yes liquid performed well, but I still don't think they deserved that. It took Cloud9 around 3 tournaments to get to 5th and now liquid are only 19 points under?",shut up eu cuck +"I'll believe THAT when me shit turns purple, and smells like rainbow sherbert.",Are you a scottish Colts fan? +Or what? We have to purchase it on the day it comes out?,If you don't pre-order it then it'll be sold out everywhere and you won't have a copy! +Lol is this movie just full-on porn?,It was an aesthetic choice to show her tits mashed against the glass. +"Yeah, so does **an apple**. And banana ,orange, watermelon, tomato, mushrooms, beets, onions, grapes, beef, chicken, hotdogs, milk ,cheese, fish, duck (140 mg/kg!), coffee, carbonated drinks, and *booze*.",But babies aren't suppose to eat those! +"TIL that before being called Jaguar Cars Limited, the company was called S.S Cars Limited, and the name was changed in 1945 to distance themselves from the German S.S.",Now the Jews are the ones making the cars... +I bet you don't even know what depreciation is in accounting,Yeah I didn't listen at all when I was in college or when I spent those years writing corporate accounting software. +"There was no reason to sign Fitz for 12mil when Brian Hoyer was available for 2mil. People were delusional thinking Fitz was better than he actually was because of his stat sheet. To think that he was going to be our savior was a joke. I would have been ok with 6-8 mil, because that is fair money for a quality backup, which is all that he should ever be.",But but but Fitzpatrick threw the most TDs in franchise history +"I just kneeled during that, fuck y'all",Wouldn't expect anything less from an Eagles fan! +"Anthony Brown is looking good for a rookie thrown into the slot. I've been pleased with him and #96, Maliek Collins. If our pass rush continues to be non-existent this year, the team is going to have to invest in that line a little better, and likely outside of the draft. It's so goddamn frustrating.","Don't worry, Randy Gregory will save us." +"I don't have a dog in this race. But those two hits from Rhodes to OBJ were both unnecessary roughness and should have been called. He was out of bounds, bigtime.",Nah it's totally OBJ for using words +Baby robot unveiled in Japan as number of childless couples grows,That should help the birthrate +"I'd put my money on their joke about punching a pregnant woman so hard that the baby shoots out, which they'll then use to distract the zombies. With the additional description about the baby being glad about being out of her womb because the woman is such a bitch",Walking Dead Season 2 was a flawless LP. +Living with Goldens,I love seeing this on the front page 4 days in a row +"Mmorpg suggestions from people who are in the know So, I know what I'm about to ask is something that has been asked roughly 16 Quadrillion times, but I've yet to find a satisfactory answer. It's possible one doesn't exist, but I feel it deserves some searching just to make sure. [WARNING WALL OF TEXT TLDR AT BOTTOM] So what I'm looking for is a more recent mmo in the spirit of Ultima Online. Now let me define what I mean by that. First and foremost the entire world should be player driven. I don't want quests telling me I have some rival I'm working against, I want to have met someone or a guild online that I am now actively working against. There can be a story in the game, but it should be a backdrop to what the players or doing, or better yet that story could be molded and changed by player actions(tho this might be asking too much). In a similar way the economy should be entirely player driven. I even like the idea of player vendors and crafter pcs like what you see in Ragnarok Online. In that same vein I want a game that is more focused on player interaction. Once again looking RO or Ultima, I want a game where, it might be possible to solo content, but that should be the least desirable path. I want a game where interacting with other players is not just encouraged, but required. And not just for end game, but the entire process. Speaking of end game, I don't want such a well defined end game or one that is clearly the only goal. Wow is an example of what I do not want. In WoW leveling is simply a means to an end. It is the way to get to end game raiding or PvP. The rest of the games content might as well not exist. Now this is where my post gets even more cliche, but things like SAO or the World make really good examples of the kind of end game player goals I want. Ragnarok Online and Ultima once again make for good examples. Speaking of WoW I'd prefer the game to be more old style Korean in nature. So Quests might exist, but these will be either just a way to point to a mechanic or a big world event. Player growth should be done through player action. So a crafter would grow through crafting, an adventurer through adventuring and killing monsters and so on. Now I'm going to start getting into things I'd like, but it may be too idealized and so missing some or all of these features won't be a deal breaker. Gear. I'd like a game where gear isn't level restricted for the most part. Where the idea of soul bound gear doesn't exist. And where there as easy a way to define what gear is best. So by that I mean you might find at level 1 a super rare drop that you use for the next 2 years of play. This might be an incredibly rare occurence(see acquiring 2 shiny spinda with the same pattern on their bellies) but at least in theory possible. And obviously some gear will be objectively better than others, but I'd like the idea that gear is more about giving you unique abilities or passive, than static stats. So less tiers of gear and more situational gear. In that spirit, I'd love for a game that had crafting as a core mechanic. And to have a system similar to what you see in monster hunter or in some episodes of SAO. So say I find a rare monster with powerful scales. I'd like to be able to make or have someone else make armor out of it. And have that be desirable armor, not just what I wear till I level up or until I can do a raid or dungeon. World pvp. I'd love for full on world pvp to be a thing. A game where you have to be careful what your carrying because anywhere that isn't a safe zone is enemy territory. You can be killed by other players and there should be a penalty for being killed. Perhaps you lose all your items, or perhaps they get the stuff you recently acquired. Or maybe you don't lose gear, but there is some reason killing other players is seen as tempting. But player killing should also have some form of consequence. Be it a red name plate, or loss of reputation with that characters faction. Or even guilds dedicated to ridding the community of this scourge among the populous. Combat style can honestly be any of a number of things. I'm OK with wow style combat and I'm OK with a more action oriented combat. I'm open to many art styles and graphics. They don't have to be top of the line, but I'd prefer something more recent that Ragnarok online. I'd also like to see player discovery as the main means of exploring the game. A game where there are more and more new events just waiting to be uncovered and aren't just handed to players. New content might not seen for months because no one stumbled on it. TL;DR I want a game in the spirit of Ultima online or Ragnarok Online that is more recent. Thank you for all your help. If I can provide any more details for you to help you help me, please let me know.",Man you just described the thing that's up everyone's butts. +The stats on it are terrible. My fafnir one has like 201 clean. It would go nice in my collection though if i actually had a way to obtain it. Absolab coins aren't easy.,Also it's maple treasure and not absolab. +Why is nothing being done to stop the terrorism BLM is causing?,"That would be racists, and maybe even unconstitutional because it would go after minorities more than white people." +r/politics is deleting any articles referring to Clinton wanting to kill Assange by drone,"Nah, just a crazy conspiracy theory." +Well that was kind of our argument for getting married. My parents were 19 and 20 and they've been married happily since. They're 57 & 58 now. I just think times have changed.,"Something about being able to afford a house and a family on a single income, little to no student debt, not having to fight for jobs with baby boomers who won't retire.... It's completely a mystery why gen x and millennials have a different experience in their late teens and 20s." +What are some funny moments that only happen in homosexual relationships?,I'd imagine the amount of lesbian couple who starve because neither can make a decision on dinner is lretty high +"Can anyone recommend a good employment lawyer? As per title. Need to chat to a good lawyer specialising in employment issues, Wellington Central preferable. Any recommendations/ones to avoid? Thanks.",Hazel Armstrong Law in Thorndon Quay +"There is only one homosexual agenda, which is for homosexuals to enjoy the same human rights as heterosexuals. And that is completely reasonable. There is no rational basis by which homosexuals should not be granted human rights.",Because JesusTM. +Rad fem online book club? Would anyone be interested in joining one? We can meet online once a month to discuss any books (fiction and non fiction) which may be relevant to rad feminism or gender critical thought. Or does anyone know of a book club that's going on currently that I could join?,Would definitely sign up for one! +"Taylor Swift. All her music is just boohoo this person hurt me, let's start a bullying campaign against them. All of it. It's disgusting.",But she's a modern empowered woman +Ok. Switch to a day shift normal job. Or drink caffeine drinks. Or do meth or coke. Or quit having hobbies so you can sleep during the day like us other night shift weirdos. Those are literally your only options.,You make it sound all so easy +"Wow, this is so wrong. That comma should not be there.",My upvotes say otherwise +"on the search for girlfriend friendly games! hey pcmr! so i'm trying to get my gf into gaming, not much, but at least some co-op or vs nights :) in pc ofcourse! thank in advance!",Counterstrike because of the understanding and tolerant community +Couldn't figure out what he sounded like!!! Thanks.,My first thought was rice burner tach-ing +"I dont like to be one of THOSE contractors, but this is definitely Sorry, not in my contract territory",Atleast you aren't *actually* a slimy contractor who does it and then requests additional funding since they did more work. +LRT cash not available for other projects: McMeekin,Personally I think the Ticats are due for a new stadium again. +To be clear: Wilson is the first player to reach 25 Multi-TD-no-Int-games in 5 years. No on has done it in 5 years before.,Are you forgetting about the NFL's lord and savior Andrew Luck? +Let's talk about Maci's segment this week What'd you think?,I think at least Bentley seems like he cares about this baby. +BP believes that allowing the oil to disperse naturally at sea is the best way to deal with the spill I'm sure their cheap asses do.,at least it's organic. +The teams around them have quite a bit to do with those records,"Just a thought, and probably not a good one at that, but is it possible that these teams are fielding better defenses and have more depth because they don't have buckets of money tied up in the QB contract?" +Yes please.. I had hoped litten was alchemy themed based on the brimstone symbol on it's forehead. I really want a big quadruped cat instead of bipedal generic wrestler-cat who's basically just like the tepig line (cute little quadruped animal turning into ugly wrestler),Fire/Fighting confirmed! +"Ash wants to reward him for being the last person alive, why the fuck would he not take the 10k?",cuz ppl on the internet said so +I was considering getting an Xbox One but since it seems MS is giving up on consumer products I'll be going for a PS4 instead.,Yeah I guess the Xbox One S and Scorpio announcement indicate they are giving up. +"I don't think running a post route instead of a streak because you didn't hear your QB is giving up, but that's just me",He made a great effort trying to tackle Rhodes +Nice work Obama.,Thanks Putin +The Rise of the new Meta Era,Good to see the overpowered class (mesmer) getting nerfs although it will probably be still a bit too OP in PvP. +What sites are similar to reddit that are better and why?,Voat +dude not even a mention of me? smh this community is going to shit,does Bonkill even play here? +"23 years old here! Recently graduated and employed, looking to work hard my whole life to give my children a chance just like my parents did for me! MAGA!",Must be nice to get a job with all that white privilege. +Man I miss torchy's now that I am not in austin anymore.,I miss torchy's now that I'm not in Norman anymore :0 +"My Great-Great-Grandparents' Wedding in New Orleans, 1890s I think",Got married at what is now the Ruby Slipper Cafe +I think I'm naming mine Clint. Unless it's a girl. Then it's Kate all the way.,More like Felicity +"Its not only that, its the fact that he is saying that he might make **a horror game**, more kid-friendly, that's stupid.",Update 3 confirmed +People Who Oppose Gay Marriage Are Less Likely To Value Expert Opinion,"In other words, people who oppose gay marriage are more likely to be idiots." +It seems like most art teachers are that way. :),My art teacher played the garden shears as an instrument in a band... +fry em up like bacon,We need to end police brutality by continuing to engage in violent rhetoric aimed at police! +"Correct, you are not allowed to refuse them service, but that doesn't mean that you are required to change your operating procedures for them. If you dont make wedding cakes, then a gay couple cant force you to make one for them.","Right, just offer them a separate but equal service and there won't be any problems." +Ben Stiller Dying! Diagnosis - Prostate Cancer,How dare a man bring up prostate cancer during breast cancer awareness month! +Just put him on a Riven lane.,Wtf did you say about me? +Every. Single. Time.,Normally I hate when things jump out on the screen at you....this is acceptable +There's a folder called pay to play lol...,Obviously for their non-profit barcade +"I thought we liked Moore and Irving enough to let Freeman walk. Then we cut Irving, and I thought they just *really* liked Moore. So I guess they love Morrison more than anyone thought?",Breaking news: Antonio Morrison cut. +"HOW DARE SHE CONDEMN RACISM. alternatively: Name 1 thing that makes donald racist! [deleted] [deleted] [deleted] Bonus: saw this on facebook, Id still like to see a true specific example of trump being an unapologetic racist. The man is not perfect, but a racist he is certainly not.",Oh it's totally okay to be racist as long as you say your sorry! +"The only problem with Trump possibly paying no income tax for 10 years is that regular people can't get that deal, too. Government has proven beyond argument that it cannot responsibly manage the money it steals from its subjects. Its time to abolish taxation for good and replace it with voluntary contributions.",I hate civilization too! +pay to play bitches!,Don't forget about the People to be killed folder. +Same people who told my aunt her baby is going to hell since she wasn't baptized. She died of SIDS a few days after being born.,"But she was right, wasn't she?" +Civilization V Reference in the newest Steven Universe short!,She's stiil a casual for not playing Victorious II or Hearts of Metal III +"Marvin Lewis turned the Bungles into a perennial playoff contender, and with a horrible owner. He can't get them beyond that, but the bengals are good, when they used to be a joke like the browns for decades.",Only 90s kids will remember +"Another question - do converts/ new members have to fill out some sort of membership sheet, and if so, how much info goes on? Hello again, lol, I know I'm rampant here lately, but I'm filled with questions, and here's another: do converts have to fill out some new membership sheet, and if so, how much information do I have to give? The reason I ask is because, if I'm being honest, I feel very uncomfortable giving out personal information to anybody, so I'm just wondering that, if there is a sheet, what information I would have to give. My father also said I'll be damned before I let those people come to my house, so I really wouldn't want to put my address down, but if necessary, I will. And seriously, thank you all for your kindness here, and for answering all of my questions. It means a lot.","Ward clerk here, we'll just need the following: * Name * Birthdate * SSN * Fingerprints * Credit check * FBI background check * 15 year job history" +Fans mock boring title of Ben Affleck's Batman film,"Yes, Batman: Adventures of the Court of Owls Under the Red Hood's Killing Joke is an example of an exciting title." +I kept expecting a cop to come leaping out from the side with how much hustle they had while painting.,Jet Set Radio. +Haven't touched private match since it came out.,Private parts? +theyre 40 dust,Penny saved is penny earned and blah blah frugality is a virtue blah blah blah +Not just the last three administrations. Trump keeps yelling '30 years'. 5 administrations.,Everyone knows the First Lady of Arkansas is the most powerful political office in the US! +I knew it. Of course when optic doesnt go they cancel the event. Killa was right the whole damn time,You forgot the +Quick photo turned out unexpectedly well,"Hey people I found Shells Reddit account, nice try with the marketing Shell but we know you now." +Gary Johnson: I can't start wars with places if I can't find them on a map,Don't worry Gary you have people for that! +"Lol what? Once challenge mode came out for kings fall, all I got were artifacts every single time. So artifacts have always been abundant.",When you don't read the post +How can you describe the country you live in without actually saying the name?,Guns! +I'm not a conspiracy nut or anything but I think I cracked the case on EU...,Hillary rigged Worlds confirmed +You're listing stuff that techies care about. The Pixel is marketed towards the kind of person that buys an iPhone.,"Yeah, and a hour presentation on AI/Machine learning talking about how google can recognize a blue and yellow train will attract casual consumers" +Are you gay?,How dare you. +WHAT IT'S ALMOST AS IF THE REALISTIC ANIMATION STYLE WAS POPULAR OR SOMETHING CANNOT EXPRESS SARCASTIC SURPRISE ANY FURTHER,"Yes you could, you didn't use" +"Sure, if you are into children like that. Otherwise it's really Ranger.",Little grls are my favorite +She's a bad wrestler and a bad promo.,lol I think I got downvoted for going against the circle jerk about Carmella. +Yeah they are really pretty and outside the box. i wonder why alienware targets overpriced builds vs parting out,Probably because selling overpriced builds makes them more money? +I forsee alot of ice melt in their future.,They should try freezing the fat clouds into iceburgs +Girls outperforming boys in high school,Equality has been achieved +"Is it me, or do they purposely put Ann Fisher on an extra seven hours this time of year?",Her show has been doing repeats. +What sentence would you have if you tapped the middle button of your phones autocorrect 20 times?,The fact is I have a problem I don't like to see it on twitter but she has +"Puns will never receive downvotes on Reddit, silly!",Of course not! +I didn't get one :(,:( Maybe you'll get one today/tomorrow sometime! +If being warriors ballboy counts as his first club footy then I guess that does make him kiwi somewhat.,He was still more valuable than some of your players. +That episode is so awkward I can't watch it.,Join r/CannotWatchScottsTots +Got a new goalie mask and went with a Fallout theme (X-Post from /fo4),Needs more overdone DaveArt shading and airbrush. +"Sheriff's message for potential scary clown pranksters is basically, you're probably going to get shot, you idiot.",...and it won't be by the police. +Who said anything about releasing past offenders?,Right they were guilty then so no different now. +UNCOVERED ABC FOOTAGE SHOWS BILL CLINTON GROPING AN ASSISTANT BEFORE REALIZING THE CAMERA IS ON ... Placing Your Hand Between The Legs Of A Woman In A Skirt Who's Not Your Wife Is A Grope!,He was just applying pressure to the wound. +"I watched a documentary on gangs in LA awhile back. I tried finding it for this comment but didn't have luck. But you had this Bald guy actually go to a gang leaders house and ask him questions and what not. Before he got there he had to go through the lower grunts in the gang. Well, the grunts were your stereotypical gangsters who talk a lot of shit and use a lot of slang and try to act tough and everything. But once you got to the leaders place things changed drastically. The conversation was much more articulate and intelligent. The gang leader seemed like a smart dude and knew how to speak properly. He was even saying how he didn't want that life for his child, which surprised me. If anyone knows what video I'm talking about let me know, I want to watch it again.",I believe you're referring to The Shield. +Haven't seen anyone mention it and a lot of questions about it - David Ruddock says Pixels have UFS 2.0 storage,Oneplus 3 also uses UFS 2.0 +I'd buy grenade skins. Gotta put pink smoke up everywhere on the map Keepo,The tactical awarness grenade in Coop missions as flushas head +"To be fair, it isn't really marked downtown that you can't drive on them.",Common sense doesn't play a factor into this either .... +"Redditors who are going out dressed as clowns and standing on dark street corners, why are you doing it?",Gang stalking +The order is: seven topicalities and as many link turns as a have time for,My god I hated policy debate +4x 1080s? How about 4x Titan X Pascal's.,"Here I am thinking I'm cool with 2, I must be some sort of pleb for not having 4." +Thanks but this doesn't help us win games. Nice to see he's a good guy and all but one doesn't have anything to do with the other.,"Yea, Cause Eli throwing ducks and 5 yard passes to double covered 3rd string tight ends and 5th string RB's are what REALLY help us win games!" +Fortunately Trump is too big of a mistake to sweep under the rug. In the age of the Internet and omnipresent video cameras everything lives forever and there's no such thing as a secret. Their attempts to write him out of their history will go down like Scientology's attempts to keep the Xenu story secret. Trump is going to be the albatross around their neck for the rest of their existence as a party whether they like it or not.,Like Goldwater is? +Happens every time,This is the bane of my existence. +It is? When does it end?,I think november 7 but Im not sure +Of course this is the main opposed to marijuana legalization. Get this to the front page! On the 'Say No' poster you see the main funder of the opposition is INSYS Therapeutics Inc. Guess who that is! Not just any pharmaceutical company!! One that creates synthetic cannabinoids! Hypocrisy!,But synethetic weed is sooooo much safer and hasn't been linked to any horrendous side effects whatsoever +"I went in knowing that was a way to speed it up, so it was the first response after we couldn't get it by just running them normally. I like to kill my teammates with suncharge so it was a pretty natural transition to actually using it in a helpful way",Hmm you're THAT guy huh? +Well he did himself introduce the Back To Balance Legislation when he was a PC Minister in 1993. The Legislation says that every year the Provincial Government runs a deficit the Ministers have to take a pay cut. The NDP followed the rules and took a paycut every time. But Pallister gets in and says his ministers don't have to follow the legislation. Hypocrite!,WRONG That makes him smart. +You think I'm clicking that lol good try,"Damn, foiled" +Yeah to be honest 3D to 2d barely looks good.,KH 3D went from 3D on 3DS to 2D on PS4 while looking better. +Saw this on FB thought it was fabulous,TRIGGERED: Next thing you're going to tell me an educated minority took this photo while riding a unicorn. +Drake to postpone Toronto and Philadelphia Shows of summer Sixteen tour due to injured ankle,Probably scared of Meek and Tory's goons +ISIS Replaced Boko Haram's Leader For Being Too Bloodthirsty,Does anyone miss Al-Qaeda? +"It actually works to solve the issue at hand which is the killing of blacks by white police officers. If white police officers are not patrolling areas that are predominantly black , then they have no chance of killing them then that would stop the avalanche of media stories. If you are saying that biases are already established, then how do you suggest we change them? Integration didn't work. Mindful segregation is probably better. The white flight didn't happen for no reason. Whites don't wanna live in black areas if they have a choice and probably the same goes for blacks and other minorities. If you put the issue to vote, you know very well what the result will be. The result is already playing out clear in American suburbs and inner cities. Burying our faces in the ground won't solve anything",maybe they should have separate drinking fountains too? +"I totally agree with combining the Q talents on 1 and 4 for Jo. However, making burning rage baseline for all tanks is just silly.",It's the nerf Zagara needs +I guess it's google android experience to have ONLY on-screen buttons,Which is soooo nice and doesnt clutter your screen at all! +"You guys...if Donald loses PA and OH...that means he loses the election, right??? He doesn't have a path to 270 without one of the two I believe.","Well, he could always take California." +"Who is the biggest showboat in the league? My gut says it's the kid that turned around and stared down his defender before his shot even went in, but who ya got?",The Banana Boat +"Using only a movie title, how would you describe your love life?",300 +"$100,000 in Pakistan would just go to some corrupt official or a terrorist organization.","Good, then we can keep supporting our dear friends in Western defense companies!" +Yeah also lets be real he literally cried over people not liking his shirt. I mean I don't want to blame the victim but you just did ground breaking shit and that's gonna get to you.,"It certainly wasn't over all the harassment that came with it, definitely not." +Most MMOs back up chat logs and stuff on your PC so eventually it adds up,Ya I'm always worried about my 50GB stash of chat logs... +Twice?! Like two completely separate strangers?! That is truly morbid :(. I'm not naive to the evils of the world but I still like to hold on to a general faith in the kindness of strangers ( minus a few 'bad eggs' ofcourse). These are the stories that make me question human nature.,"It was not a total stranger, but of course you didn't read the article." +Don't crucify me if I get the story wrong but I believe legend has it he walked into jits on his first day and was tapping everyone. I'm fairly sure I heard that on JRE,Probably because he accidentally walked into the childrens class. +"Favorite AL team, and by far my favorite bird team! Glad I could help.",I wonder what your least favorite is +I wonder more how the hell D.Va is allowed to self-detonate her MEKAs so many times in one game. I mean those things don't come cheap; I wouldn't want to be a Korean taxpayer right now,"The Korean government picks up all of the guns Reaper drops and sells them to Talon to fund the mechs, obviously." +SHEP LOGGED OUT Interstella 5555 sequel confirmed?,I'd be so excited! +ESL One New York infographic - s1mple and EliGE were on fire!,s1mple - 197 kills/229 rounds = .8603 kpr EliGE - 179 kills/208 rounds = .8606 kpr elige is just simply the better player +"I'm sure there's one somewhere who might identify as a third gender, but in most cases people born intersex identify one way or the other. Scientifically an intersex person is really Just either a male or female born with sexual defects","I disagree with that assertion, as it appears to assume that the only thing setting intersex people apart from other are their genitals." +"Let's put it this way, my Dad always taught me that *anything* can be used as a weapon. Shit, a baton is basically just a stick, and they can beat you senseless with those if you take away their other non-lethals. What do you propose we give them? Even a pillow can be deadly.",More civility and a non-threatening demeanor? +"no.... what you do is boil up the noodles, drain the water, add in the spice packet and then mix in an egg. ... ... ... then fry it into a square, slap some cheese on it and put it in a hamburger bun. Ramen Burger.",whatttt thhhheee fuuuuuuckkkk +Also: Bulk when you want to gain mass. Cut when you want to get lean. Pretty easy.,Thanks I didn't know what either of those meant. +"It's called DARK Synchro, part of the reason why people believe Level Eater got hit in the OCG. It sucks to play against.",I didn't even play against the guy...I drew Felis and ended my turn and got hit for 8400 next turn... +He probably had some contact medicine goin on so I imagine he wasn't too upset.,You could probably show up and breath and get baikt. +If you vote for Stein you basically help Trump.,"If you vote for Hillary, you are voting for a corporate oligarchy." +Then you have planetside 2 eating glue in the corner.,Must... Kill... The planetmans. +It's a hard concept to make work well. The map would have to be massive and well-populated or else it'd be boring unless it was a mount and blade-style game with a top-down map for movement and the occasional battle in first/third person,n-n-n-no mans sky? +"December 5, 1933: the day when nationwide alcohol ban was repealed",Luckily all that Alcohol stayed fresh for a whole 13 years after prohibition went into effect +The Power of God,Better w/o the meme +Well mwr is a digital download period,"It's included on the disc for the Xbox One version, no download key." +It's not like White people are giving a fuck that Japanese people wear blue jeans.,I think we should start getting offended too lol +"In extraordinary development, Pak's Nawaz Sharif govt orders Army to act against terrorists, Dawn reports",'*Baazaru* presstitutes' reporting on each other. +What if i don't blame the police for the tragedy but don't support extra judicial killings? What does that make me?,Filipino! +How exactly will your spell speed 1 Behemoth ever get a chance to even use his effect against a 3k monster with a spell speed 2 banish effect? Is the ABC player just going to politely wait for you to flip it?,They'll be too terrified to activate their effects. +"Why is it fishy lol, if I got downvoted because I look like a shill someone should've just looked at my post history to see this isn't a fresh account made to suck Great Lakes ass lmao. We just all accidentally said the same thing. I only recently found out that they're my provider via a random email landing in my inbox. Actually, edit, we all have post history so..?","Sure, that's what a Great Likes Shill WOULD say..." +"I heard this argument every time I mention the choppiness. I have used a Motorola, a Samsung, a Oneplus and a Nexus and each and every single one was choppy and losing frames. Sorry but it's not exactly a new problem.",It's more cinematic with a lower frame rate. +Sorry to interrupt the bukkake party but who should i add?,Spiller +As a Sean I must tell you you've triggered and offended me. Your micoaggression toward the Irish makes you a bigot.,Your just a fucking white male so anything bad happening to you is a result of your own systems of oppression backfiring on you and therefore not my fault. +What's the civic sense among redditors themselves? Are we any different? Yesterday I carried an empty plastic bottle with me for a few minutes after drinking from it but threw it by the road when I couldn't find an outdoor dustbin. Most of us don't care enough about such matters.,I assume redditors an elite bunch of idealistic folks with a deep social concern. +Hologram Lies,"Why take down the information and run it to find out if the driver has a valid license when you can pretend to be confounded by not having it placed in your hand, right?" +Sugar gliders: hated by 10 out of 10 vets.,What do our troops have against sugar gliders? +Sacred feminine? Feminine spirit? Man who has no idea what radfeminism is mansplains it on social media,I'm going to start telling people I'm of sacred feminine now! +Two years in planning and they still couldn't get it right,"The construction was finished in late 2011, when 2012 was just around the corner" +When I play against a PA,Wraith King looks at this and chuckles. +Trump has an IMDb page too,"All the proof I need that he, too, is a Clinton plant." +I know. Just thought it looked spoopy.,Well since his power is alchemy instead of flowers in there I assume it's the chemicals that give him his powers. +Are you kidding me? We all know donald trump is a devote Calhothic so stop making these shitposts.,/me checks your post for an invisible +B.O.B sucks so that's a good thing,You're probably just one of those round earthers! +"I know a guy locally here who got in on this racket early (right around 2002-2003). He figured out how to source costumes in large quantities from China (before there were websites dedicated to importing). The first year he kept his day job and ran it with his wife and kids meaning the store. It was such a success, that the second year, he opened 2 more locations.. and by year 3, he had quit his day job, and dedicated his time to brokering better importing deals, he invested in a giant, orange, inflatable building (that looks like a pumpkin), and he was operating out of giant vacant commercial property locations, like closed down grocery stores, and empty KMart locations and by year 5, he had officially become a millionaire. Today, he operates 4 of the giant pumpkin domes (I hear they cost something like $150k each), and he has 9 other GIANT locations. 4 of which he leases year round, the remaining 5 are temporary leases in vacant retail space, and from what he tells me, his gauges how well of a season he's had by how far into October it takes him to gross $250k. He said between all locations, including wholesale overstock online, and a couple special events in the off season, he will gross a million a year, for about 2 months worth of work.","Impossible, our economy is too bad, too many businesses fail, only the rich can make money, all the rules favor them." +Good thing the A10 is so powerful so it can cope with the great OS features like iMessage stickers....,or that 750p crisp high res display that makes my nexus 6p 1440p display obsolete +What is an open prison?,It's where the Palestinians live. +"This is what boggles me, unless this is a bug that no one noticed, someone would have had to actively disabled 60fps as it ran at that before.",Something something we don't want the pc version to look superior to the consoles something something. +It took three people to produce two paragraphs?,"What do you think they are, journalists?" +Stealth ECM...oh wait...,Marioz you are a skill of noob +There's no excuse for a guy to be under 6',Make america great again? +Iron and vitamins are easily obtainable through supplements. If you happen to have such a rare condition that you can only survive through eating meat then it's totally acceptable to do so. But first of all it's not clear that you have such a disorder. Secondly even if you had such a disorder it wouldn't make it fine for billions of animals worldwide to be slaughtered just so others could enjoy chicken McNuggets.,Oh thank God its acceptable for you +"California checking in - we are in an historic drought, but agricultural production is at an all time high - why? = because our farmers are pumping the aquifer (which is not being recharged). In 2015, 65% of California's water used was pumped from the aquifer.","Hm, maybe if our showers were even *closer* to a trickle" +How much do they normally cost lol?,Very little I imagine... +"I still dont know what TL;DR stands for. I know that it means the shortened version or whatever, but what does it actually mean?",too long; didn't read +"Is this a weapon that you love BECAUSE you love to spam the secondary fire? even if you say strategically (whatever that means if it's not camping lol) You see this is what I'm talking about, people who love easy kills hate to see complains about it. Nobody is asking to nerf its primary fire, but the ones taking advantage of this ridiculous secondary function are the same ones who took advantage of the Bacta Bomb invincibility cloud and downvoted any requests to nerf it.",I like to strategically OHK people across the map with Lando... +Latvia Naval Jack,"Between the Totally not the Union-Jack and the Totally not Austria, Latvia needs some graphic designers" +Can we shut up about Snoke already? Jesus Christ is Snoke,I would pay decent money to watch Snoke walk on water in Kamino to save his clone brethren +To unintentionally gas *one* Jew is careless. To unintentionally gas 6 million....,"Woops, I accidentally tripped and gassed 2 million Jews." +Point and Laugh at Trump Tower on Nov 9th,Don't you mean November 29th? +70lb draw coming at your head at 300fps? Pretty good chance something permanent happened.,But humans cant distinguish over 24 fps! +You're a hero,And possibly a pedophile... +Lighter thief here - can confirm. I am everywhere.,Omnipresent asshole +Still one of the best moments on T.V.,The white guy outsmarts the black guy again +Demon Hunter Tier Gloves have a Illidari Mark on them for Blood Elves but not for Night Elves.,Must be because Night Elves aren't real Illidari. +ITT: Proclamations of LSU/FL winning out.,This game is really gonna hurt LSU's chances of making the playoff +"Yeah, that's the saddest part about this. People were literally saying just remove the carrier restriction from it and it'll work ok from the start, which is what they ended up doing in the end after all that drama.","It's kind of incredible how the community already knew what they wanted before DE changed anything, right?" +think of it as the equivalent to openly walking around with a swastika. and the having the mayor also display a swastika.,but we're in Canada where we have freedom of speech and freedom of expression... **sigh**... I'm so disappointed with my generation. +Extremely.,Maybe if I ask nicely enough. +Football coach fired after making kid run laps for bullying teammate,This is why we need safe spaces on the football field! +I'd be thrilled at a minimum of 6 wins each year. But I'd hardly fire the guy for going under that. Unless we wind up in some garbage conference. Then I might want a bit more.,Aren't you already in a garbage conference? +"It is. How can you watch that debate, or literally any public event Trump has ever appeared in, and not be aware that he has no knowledge of domestic or foreign policy.",Hahahaha and Hillary does? +no one asked,"jesus, you must be the life of the party" +That guy,Hey be nice +China lifts import ban on Philippine bananas,So maybe all of Duterte's grandstanding against the US is just part of an elaborate plan to sell bananas to China? +My current steelbook collection,"Nice collection, and welcome to Reddit!" +Who would you like to see on a Brand New tribute cover album? With Brand New calling it quits in 2018 what bands/musicians would you like to see on a hypothetical tribute cover album?,Morrisey +"Duterte WILL survive, we won't. The lower class won't. The public school kids relying on USAID chairs and books won't. The poor senior citizens relying on the German Doctors for high quality, free medical care won't. Poor women in need of free contraceptives sponsored by a number of Australian charities won't. Damn, this country would not survive at all.",As long as we get to kill those bastard addicts! +"Yeah, this guy seems to be watching a different OC3 lol. This Connect3 has been underwhelming as fuck. More wave shooters? Here. We made some optimizations! So people with super old computers can do VR at shit settings....okay. Touch is, at best, at least 2 months away. Pretty shit OC3.",Here you dropped this: +2016 Japanese Grand Prix - Free Practice 2 Results,Effect of banter from VES now clearly showing on RIC! +"Not using a throwaway. Here goes... Is it too much to ask blacks to take care of the thug life on their end, while we whites take care of the racism and police brutality on our end, instead of butting heads? Because it seems like discussions between the two sides end up just riling the people involved up more.",What side are the Browns going to be on? +I think they should personally go strap themselves to a streetlight directly in the hurricane's path.,We don't need to risk creating any Knights Radiant on the Republican side... +"To say it clear: The only persons that perkz has to care about are Ocelote, the rest of the team and himself. If they are fine with his attitude and he is happy himself, nobody needs to care about fans talking bullshit somewhere at social media...",Yeah I'm sure G2 would run incredibly well if no-one watched anything they were in +"Er, thanks, Malloy... ?",Fuck Malloy! +"October Requests Thread ##Request any digital media you'd like to see on the subreddit right here. ##But before you start typing, please first read these rules: ##Use the search bar at the top right of the page to make sure your request isn't already on site. ##Only request things that have already been released, or at least can be found on torrent sites! Not the next big movie coming out this weekend. ##You can upvote other requests to show interest. ##Please include the full title, release year, and quality you are looking for.",The Tick (2001) As big as it gets. +My man giving his blessings during the encore,"Went to that concert last night, was fantastic." +he did dribble the ball it was just fast af,And bad gif frame rate +Why do you hate this minority? Because he supports Trump! Why do you hate Trump? Because he hates minorities! ....,"There goes Trump, causing hatred again." +Could we get a remastered version of this game?,"There is one, it's called Star Wars: The Old Republic." +I don't understand why college educated professionals who report facts for a living are so against Donald Trump.,Who report facts for a living +Idiots at Enoughtrumpspam think we're a bunch of bot accounts. Fucking idiots,"Fake spammer bot here, can confirm." +Where do you think they would put the casinos?,"On the ships, obviously." +"Update: so I'm the bad guy?! First off, I have no clue how to link on mobile, and I apologize for it. Second, oh my goodness, thank you all for the support/ and advice! My mother did call me, but it was this morning, not after my brothers titty-baby melt down , and it surprised me. I answered the phone ready for a backlash, but I got this instead: Hey hun, your brother called me in a tizzy yesterday. Said you prevented (nephews name) from the joys of death. Thank you. I had a very thorough conversation with **both** of them, and they might not like it but they needed to hear it. We talked for a bit more and then she tells me, you know, if you did ever decide to have kids, you'd be a good parent. I go to complain about that and she says, I know you don't want any, and I won't push. (Brothers name) can be so stupid when it comes to his kids. It's good that I had at least one sensible kid. My brother called me an hour ago and said sorry, but it was through his teeth and so bitter, I had to resist the urge to ask how that dose of common sense and humility tasted.",Yay for mom for being smart and realizing death is a thing that happens! +Who is your team's best assistant coach?,Ty Lue +you totally put that crayfish there,You know me.. showing up to school early so I can go crayfishing. +"Lol most of the NFL players are black but don't you dare praise a white QB, whitey! dats wacist!",This comment certainly doesn't have racist undertones +No paladin (and rogue) in this particular VOD.,So that means there are 0 rogues and paladins on ladder right? +wow he has really changed. Maybe he had a stroke?,"no, she just forgot her" +anime_irl,{Evangelion} {Has moe gone too far?} +And one of 'em is me.,are you the chinese? +An argument about why Obama is a nazi. The stupid was so painful.,He's trying to oppress all the poor defenseless whites and create the black masterrace +Every allegation that the most rabid Trump supporters throw against Bill is displayed by Donald himself in this video.,But Donald said Bill says worse +"After all that kerfuffle in KOTFE, if I get Arcan as a companion in KOTET so help me.....",[according to datamining Arcann will only be a companion if you didn't try to kill him.] +"Nah, they can pay someone to do that lol",Now there's a great life lesson to teach your kid! +"Any lifehacks/foodhacks while at GSU? I tend to find these really useful and interesting. For example, my RA told me about a massage chair being in the student counseling center, and free scantrons in the SGA above the bookstore. I'm a freshman and my friend and I are looking for interesting things around campus. I also like going up to high and interesting places like the top of parking decks (T-deck and M-deck, especially), and was wondering if there were any more places besides 25 Park Place and parking decks.","College of Law has the most peaceful library with the best views overlooking woodruff and Peachtree Street, as well as a garden in the sky to study in" +"Oh god, you go on PCMR? Please tell me you're not one of your Master Race elitist douchebags?","Nah, I just like to hang around the subreddit." +Playing the max mpg game.,That tire pressure though. +Return of the meltdown,Where's the super EE? +Never fails to make me laugh,Who were those other guys at the end? +"The balance updates have been more frequent and more comprehensive than they ever were before the live team and eververse. They changed perks, archetypes, exotics, added bloom, changed all of the subclasses, and threw out cbmm. Whether any of those changes were good or not is questionable, but you can't deny that they have done a lot more than just nerf fusion rifles.","They need to nerf fusion rifles,for old times." +This is easily the best Mario Kart Clone ever.,Garfield Kart is leagues better than this simplistic racing game +Doesn't that kind of defeat the whole point of the video though?,"I think it was to aid in not giving away the joke, but yeah, the cut was a bit jerky." +I'm trying to imagine what Bill could have said that was far worse and I honestly can't. Unless Bill Clinton is talking about making snuff films on the golf course.,"I think it's pretty obvious, Bill also sexually assaults women but he then goes to his private server at home and commands a drone strike on the woman" +I think its a banner icon but I'm not sure,"Yeah, it looks like garrison's ult box" +Macaulay Culkin,I'm sure he's much too busy.... +"Really nice, but she's really really really fat",But when I powefeed I don't have to wait for them to grow +I don't actually see the SN of the one I bought. was 100-200 when I added to cart though its probably a 300 series.,That's an expensive version of the 300 series. +"Denver Nuggets @ Los Angeles Lakers **Game Discussion Thread: Denver Nuggets @ Los Angeles Lakers** **Venue:** Staples Center, Los Angeles, CA **Time:** 7:30 PM (PT) --- --- ##Probable Starters | **Pos** | **Lakers** | **Denver Nuggets** | |:---|:---------|:---------| | PG | D'Angelo Russell | Emmanuel Mudiay| | SG | Louis Williams | Gary Harris| | SF |Nick Young | Danilo Gallinari| | PF |Julius Randle | Kenneth Faried| | C |Roy Hibbert | Jusuf Nurkic| ##Injury Report Los Angeles Lakers | Status ---|--- n/a | n/a Denver Nuggets | Status ---|--- n/a | n/a",We got our future death squad in. +"Ooo, legit high brow history reference. Nice.",Hopefully you forgot to add the +Please use a VPN when you use free WiFi like this.,Oh please nobody is going to use a man in the middle attack on a public wifi. +Duke Nukem 3D: 20th Anniversary World Tour GameStop-exclusive physical edition launches October 18 - Gematsu,"The physical edition is console only, because why would PC users want a boxed copy to put up on their shelf along side their original boxed copies." +"Buckle up Buckaroos! The Tale of My Senile Uncle, Dick Richard.",This may be the best thing I have ever read on this subreddit +Afaik you play games for 24 hours on 5/11,"He said November 5th, not May 11th!" +I worked at a chick fil a and had so many people complain about the new barbeque sauce as if I could do something about it. So stupid,"Yep, because if management complains to corporate about all of the complaints something actually might change" +What gaming is all about,What a repost is all about FTFY +No one forced anyone to turn on anyone. The fandom did that all by themselves.,"Yeah, the editors of the show had absolutely nothing to do with it, it's not like they have complete control over how the audience perceives the things that happen on the show." +"Nope, Luke Cage is too far fetched... In episode 12, he dials a number from memory. I don't care what super powers he has, NOBODY can do that anymore!",It's CALL-TUR. +Per US Code Hillary Clinton has disqualified herself from holding any public office in the United States,That's interesting...but did you hear what trump said? +When did reality get so scripted,When Riot Games & Tencent owned the world +"Aye, slavery has been perpetuated across the world since the dawn of civilization, but it was the British who first took a stance and said no more.",But that's all washed away because in the entirety of mankind the British where the best at it +"Yes, women in burqas every day face the fear that they will be devoured by circular yellow men, simply because they are Muslim. It's shameful.",those fucking chinese people again ! +Meanwhile Clinton idiots are talking about how Trump wants to grab women by the p**** when she has been completely and hopelessly exposed as a Reaganite Republican. This election would be a joke if there wasn't so much at stake.,But Robert De Niro wants to punch Trump in the face so it will all be OK. +Man if people just actually tried something first they would find out these things on their own. It's pretty self explanatory,Why bother doing anything when you can have someone do it for you. +And it has to be a number from memory!!!!,Dont call 911 thats a white hand pointed at a black man it might be a cop. +"Today, I was standing behind one of the registors when a customer asked the cashier if the tape rolls she had would be long enough to go around her posterboard, mind you she didn't have a poster board with her. She said she couldn't find the length of the tape anywhere on it, cashier takes a few seconds to look at, then points to where it says 5.xx yards. Customer then proceeds to say: Well, 5 yards is 3 feet so that should be plenty, right? I just face palmed internally and walked away.",10 yards is also 3 feet! +Those waves/ curls are beautiful though. I wouldn't know why anyone would ask why you don't brush/ comb it.,"Because if you don't brush it, then clearly you never wash and have shit hygiene." +"Pfft! We've *all* done this. It's *completely normal* behavior, and *all women* love it. All this crazy, liberal, Being on reality TV doesn't mean you can just go around grabbing people's genitals stuff shows just how out of touch you SJWs are- over-reacting about a little pussy-grabbing. Why aren't you talking about the *real* issues- like when Hillary was mean to a cartoon frog? Hypocrites!!!",Its just LOCKERROOM BEHAVIOR +"oh okay, so now Kayle ult and taric ult are on-target olaf ults as well when it comes to avoid slows from frozen mallet and redbuff. I thought the counterplay to invulnerability was cc them, but what do I know. :)",Yes because the vast majority of cc abilities are spells or anything +I hate the health pot meta so much,You don't like how one general can fight half an army because lololol health pots? +US police officer who 'sodomised black man with screwdriver' allowed to keep working,"Something, something, people need to respect the police." +It is so fitting that the living embodiment of white male privilege and bigotry is running for president in between the first black and first female presidents.,Further proof that Trump is a Clinton plant. +Maybe now I'll get that Voltron movie I've always wanted.,Wasn't that Cloverfield? +"He's trying to make it seem like demeaning women is no big deal. Like he can take it and not just dish it out. But he's using his daughter to show he can take it? I thought it couldn't get any worse, but it could.",He fucked his daughter for 'entertainment' +i remember him making a big deal about not sleeping with a guy at the beginning too so he ended up with kryssie,"Justin is a pimp,racist,homophobic and a rapist who pull his dick out for girls." +Hillary is a neocon.. and to be honest... I dislike neoconservative ideas.,"No, she's a progressive tolerant democrat" +Why is this guy still in circulation?,But capcom fixed the RQ problem! +that's pretty interesting. it effectively makes the first swing hit for 2 and the 2nd for 3. That seems like a pretty good balance for the card,It also puts the opponent in an awkward position if they played an early minion in that they'd have to decide if they should hit face or not. +"Without looking it up, what do you think the definition of socialist is?",Bernie Sanders +22 eastern visays cops linked with kerwin espinosa syndicate charged,Due process! +Inertia is a property of matter.,Good thing he's made of matter. +"Surprisingly, I've had Wilshere in my team for around 10 games and not been injured yet.","Nice EA, another shitty unrealistic game" +The shadow on the gun is facing the wrong way.,Depends on which way the sun is pointing. +"Oh ok. But just because they were born in Malaysia, doesn't mean they're Malaysian.","That's true, but since we always tumpang glamour, so what the heck" +You forgot Universal Basic Income,Universal Bacon Income. +Don't forget all the CGI for the Waverunner and vanishing point in LoT.,and the green filter +I can't wait for the post that says But ISIS are actual Muslims even though the same person says elsewhere Why don't 'moderate' Muslims condemn ISIS?,"For the same reason Most Christians don't condemn the Catholic Church for their crimes, because they're not a part of it." +Clinton Terror: Hillary and Her War on Women. Victims describe the terror of being silenced.,Hillary is so good at murdering it's a wonder that these women are still around. +"on average, women suffer much more than men (resubmitted with more context)","It's true that when my wife miscarried, I didn't feel that was my son at all" +W2C Crewneck.,Search bar? +It's a Snowden quote.,Oh then it's traitorous. +Konstantinos Volanakis - Attack on a Turkish frigate by a fire ship commanded by Dimitrios Papanikolis during the Greek War of Independence.,"Greek War of Independence It was a struggle amongst Albanian, Vlach and Greek anarchists to beat the imperial Turks, but power was usurped by the Greeks and we lost our glorious anarchy Sad!" +You wanna have some Baileys?,Here's another picture of Bailey's but a little closer. +That scene was definitely a standout scene in the book. I think something small like him looking at the statue alluding to admiration for Cap would be an awesome way to tie the universe together (that's not just constant references to the incident or insults towards the Netflix heroes),"If you REALLY want to punch us in the gut, have a scene of city workers taking down the statue while Frank sadly looks on in the background." +the SJW is a straw-man argument. You take a few nidicolous extreme cases and use it as an argument against a whole which is more rational. you can easily find just as cringe worthy reactionaries. NRx anyone?,"Yes, let's bring back slavery and make the government a corporation!" +What do you think of Ireland?,It's a country. +"Hmm the headphone jack So I've had my 7+ for about a week and I told myself the loss of the headphone jack would be no problem, I'm getting the AirPods when they release anyways, right? Chose not to bring my MBP either. Went on a flight for 14 hours, tried to charge my phone while listening to music and realized, sorry bro, that's not happening anymore. I was like alright, I'll just let the phone charge while I plug my earphones into the plane for music or a movie. Then it struck me, I didn't bring the 3.5mm headphones with me. Stuck without entertainment so I went to sleep. Ultimately I should have brought the adaptor with me and the old earphones, but I really wanted to use my new earphones. Until I get my airpods, I guess i'm going to have to deal with this slight inconvenience.",Dat courage tho... +"Basically, he's saying that the gay community is so damned powerful that their very existence causes hurricanes. Maybe he should start praying to them instead of god.","Well, with all that dick sucking, they must be the ones creating the wind vortexes" +"I've discovered the secret to pugging pleasant, ego-free mythic dungeon runs I know lots of people are nervous about pugging mythic dungeons because of the elitism in the group finder. My girlfriend and I have hit on the perfect way to get fun groups full of nice players so I thought I'd share it here. I'm no longer new to mythics but I have no tolerance for toxic attitudes like omg l2play n00b, why arent you ilevel 100000 already? and every single mythic I've put together using this technique has resulted in a group that's chatty, makes jokes, enjoys the run and isn't too worried about getting through it asap or someone dying or whatever. Make a premade group finder entry with Mythic [whatever dungeon] learning in the title and then put something like let's all have fun and learn the fights! :D in the text. This VERY effectively filters out all the players who are less tolerant of players who aren't as confident/just got the ilevel to do mythics, and so far we've never had a player who doesn't understand how to play their class (ymmv, touch wood). We haven't tried it on mythic+ runs. I hope this helps!","Yeah I learned this secret when the expansion first came out, I simply put Don't be a douche and it seems to work fine." +"Official Game Day Thread: New England Patriots (3-1) @ Cleveland Browns (0-4) | Kickoff 1:00 PM ET, October 9, 2016 | FirstEnergy Stadium, Cleveland, OH",#soerectrightnow +CBS crew are jizzing too much over Brady rn..,"Not enough I say, haven't seen one dick out yet." +"One of the the investigations said the battery compartment is too small for the battery. (This might just be one factor or a non issue , who knows)","Yeah, but removable batteries totally wouldn't have helped." +You handled this insane series of comments very well.,"Thanks, stranger!" +Just go up to her the next time you see her and grab her in the pussy without warning.,Strong women don't get pussy grabbed +"Ohio newspaper breaks with tradition, endorses Clinton",That media hivemind everyone +Fuck Dallas.,Fuck Dallas. +LittleWhiteMouse showing some of the boys how @WorldofWarships is done (CC Community Event).,"Typical, no one fired their guns." +"Dont forget 50 shades of grey. Reading books means theyre asking for it, apparently.","Yeah, just like playing GTA is asking to be violently killed." +"Are you me? I grew up in a Fox/Limbaugh/Hannity household, so I was willing to run with the narrative that was heard throughout the house. Then I went off to college, learned there was more than just my perspective, and realized there was a dissonance between what I grew up with and how the world works. And that was before Trump took the reins.",Clearly you were indoctrinated by learning things from outside the cult. +What is the most socially accepted illegal activity in your country?,Speeding +Have $25 on my Psn any good games? or wait for a sale?,ROCKET LEAGUE +"Not really. It's just a stock joke on reddit. Canadians are always apologizing, Australians are upside down, etc.",It amazes me that people ALWAYS need +People down voting this. Jesus fucking christ..,"But they are brown people, I thought we hated all brown people?" +"I'm not in that area, and have no interest in ever interfering with relief efforts. However, out of curiosity, am I correct in assuming that you can operate the same as normal unless there are TFRs in place? We are already required to yield airspace to manned aircraft. If there isn't a TFR and there are no manned aircraft present, a sUAS operator can fly over disaster areas without any additional authorizations, right? I can see a need for commercial drone services in these areas outside of disaster relief such as insurance images, news reporting, meteorological studies, etc.",That is my understanding as well. +"How would you refer to a woman's underwear in writing? Minding the context, I always found the word 'panties' to be awfully childish and I was wondering if any one else had a better alternative.","Be sure to mention cup size, that's *always* a sign of quality writing." +"He told me, and I told him we were done.",But you're one of the good ones! +That's atleast better than trying to censor it and getting it banned.,"Yes, pushing a false narrative about men at the expense of intellectual honesty is so much better." +"Why I think Fitzpatrick will rebound to qb1 status this season. To say Fitzpatrick has been subpar thus far would be an understatement. He's thrown a 5:10 td to int ratio,His recievers are banged up, etc.. That's all about to change. Most importantly, the recievers will be at full strength sooner than later. Secondly, the Jets' secondary is allowing a 71.7 completion percentage, 12 receiving tds, and failing to create turnovers. Which means, the Jets will most likely be playing from behind. Fitz will throw more. Thirdly, the Jets have 2 rb that are well equipped to take on more of a receiving role. Lastly (and fourthly), asj just signed with them. They'll have an offense with enough big play ability and safety blankets for him to dump of to, that he'll have a much better ratio at EOS. OH, ps, their season eases up a bit after week 6. Am I the only one who feels this way? (Packer fan)","I know there a thread for this, but should I drop Matt Ryan for Fitzpatrick?" +What's the point of doing all those push ups if you can't sew an outfit for your Harley doll,IT'S AN ACTION FIGURE YOU PLEB! +"Best Star Trek opening sequence? I feel nostalgically inclined to say The Next Generation, the theme is so wondrous and exciting, and Patrick Stewart's voice is spine-tingling. However, I think overall I'd probably say Voyager - it fits in so well with the themes of the show, and the images really do feel like an adventure. Also the Voyager floating through that Nebula looks beautiful, and the music is absolutely stunning. Thoughts?",Enterprise S1&2 +"If every player on every team were all in their prime (if they have hit theirs yet), who would be the best team in the league? The one time where having a young team can actually hurt you. I feel the Knicks are a team that seems like an obvious contender -- an MVP Rose with the Melo that won the scoring title and a Noah that won DPOY. The Clippers haven't had a good 3 since CP3 came, but prime Paul Pierce could fix all of that. But I'd choose San Antonio -- Timmy may be gone, but prime Gasol and prime Aldridge make up for that. Not to mention Parker is one of the most severely underrated point guards ever.",Lakers +DOJ Drops Case Against Alleged Arms Dealer to Libyan Rebels Amid Links to Hillary Clinton,What corruption? +Sounded like a hostage trying to think of what to say while they have a gun to their head.,Anderson was CIA so he'd know about that. +I've read this before,How is that possible when this is the first time this question has ever been asked here? +Dangerfield? Are you fucking high?,Looks like some people still require a +Welcome to America. This has been the standard policy for awhile now. From politics to corporatism.,Right; the Russian government however seems to really see things with a well rounded perspective..... +"Don't worry, the internet here in the UK is still fucked beyond belief.",That is why you don't belong to europe anymore. +"A $10,000 Intel chip is going to be in a special product and is backed by a fantastic warrenty and top engineers who know what the fuck they are doing who are available to talk to in case an issue arises. Their enterprise chips value cones from the service provided along with it, that's why companies ditch server parts when warrenty expires, its essentially useless if something goes wrong.",Warranty =/= SLA +"Am i the only who realized that they miss seeing wildturtle? Its been a while, he saved NA today","And EU, what a traitor." +10x bitchier,That is homophobic +"Everybody would be a lot more understanding of each other, as far as sexuality is concerned.",Straight guys are the worst +Why does Korea not have 5 seeds?,"How about just give them the trophy, no need to have world championship" +fun fact the giants have never had a better time to start a black quarterback,Let's grab Geno from the Jets +"But if they let him do it, doesn't that imply consent?","Yeah, if I hold a gun to your head and kiss you and you let me, you're obviously consenting, right?" +"My buddy and I go out at least once a month to practice. We do failure drills, concealed draw drills, and reload drills. However, the one thing I haven't figured out how to practice, is drawing and firing after being woken from a dead sleep as if there was an intruder in your home at 2am. Any ideas?","Bring a futon and your jammies to the range, of course!" +"Oh I agree 100% but I'm just imagining I'm in the campaign and the best attack strategy going forward is to cut ad buys in OH, and IA, and try to message only NC, FL, MI, and WI. That's the only route to win.",But I thought he was going to sweep California? +If God exists we'd have to agree that 2000 years compared to the rest of the earth's timespan is very very small. Hell.....being in the drive through at McDonald's for more than ten minutes pisses me off. I just think it's important for both believers and non believers to live their lives respecting each other. Enjoy life and help others succeed.,2000 years isn't really that long since the Earth is 6000 years old +"For all of you who have Liberal friends who whine about Columbus Day, show them this.",TIL The Aztecs were Native Americans. +"To everyone who keeps asking what happened: Friday practice was normal, no big collisions, Sid comes in Saturday not feeling well, at first they thought he was sick but after testing concluded it was a concussion. This is what I've seen on twitter, Pens coach to keep it in house what specifically may have happened Friday that led to the concussion.",Has anyone seen Patrick Sieloff? +Debate polls look great!,Holy shit he won Breitbart? +Megara and The Muses,Typical Hollywood white wash.... +And no paint left.,Discussions about the trip to Hutton Orbital always leave me amazed at how much like sandpaper outer space really is. +I need to write a wedding thank you to my monster-in-law who has been nothing but rude. I don't know how to proceed.,I'd absolutely love to hear her side of this story. +"For as much as people shit on DC's movies, they're all making plenty of money.","Nope, needs 800 million to break even" +Gary Kubiak OUT vs. Chargers,What does this to CJ Anderson's value? +"That's simply not true at all with this team setup. The top 1% scores require you to get something from the damage bonus, which you cannot get on that team unless you have significant skyfall. I was pushing multiple 8+ average combos & 160+ second runs but didn't get in the 1% because I didn't get the skyfalls for bonus points from damage. I only reached it once that finally happened. While other pre-made teams might have been better, this one was very much luck dependent because of the low multiplier and team damage output.","Ahhh, yes, nothing proves a point like anecdotal evidence!" +Generic screenshot post,That screenshot is full of lies +I traded for him in EHM and he ended up being a 20 goal scorer. Get on it Benning.,He and Jurco are a great duo in EHM. +You're wrong. Walking by someone smoking a cigarette wont hurt you in any meaningful way. And if you're really that worried you can cross the street.,"Probably can't cross the street either, they might be forced to smell some car fumes" +"This debacle is a culmination of Samsungs many problems throughout the years, including poor quality assurance testing, customer support and post purchase care. Meanwhile, Samsung was obsessed with being the next Apple, except in the areas that really mattered. You reap what u sow Samsung. I hope this is the opening that will allow Google and the Chinese manufacturers to come in and give much needed competition in the high-end market. I say this as the owner of three Note 7s. Two Tmobile versions and the wonderful Exynos model.",yes because Google is soooo great at customer service and quality assurance +Alex Jones: High level sources have confirmed to me that Clinton and Obama are demons,Prove that they aren't. +Don't expect Starboy to be like anything from the leaks.,Are you basing this off of the 2 songs we already heard from the album or....? +4 teams in the Top 10 and not a single other team even sniffing the top 25.,Uhhh excuse me our 3 also receiving votes in the Coach's Poll beg to differ +James O'Keefe: This week we drop smaller bombs across the country. Next week we drop atomic bombs. CLINTON IS FINISHED,And he's dead....apparent suicide +You overestimate my liquid assets.,"Lol, sit outside a Bestbuy and wait for someone to recycle a PC." +This woman's sign gets right to the heart of the proposed Polish abortion ban,So what about people like me that just think that it's wrong without any religious background or influences? +Electric landing gear would be great!,"Right, Where can i get that installed?" +"I am incredibly bitter, but I've never felt the need to let somebody die out of that. Everybody lives, I will just give a passive aggressive Rogue, next time, please /try/ to avoid pulling. message and get on with life after the boss.","Just heal better then, nub" +"I'm constantly amazed by artists I've never heard of that can afford basically $100,000 in gear. I said amazed, but I meant jealous.",maybe he has a guitar center gear card. +"Good for you champ now when there's no jobs because you decided to vote for higher taxes against your own economic interest, you can burn your degree to keep yourself warm!",Yea higher taxes ruin the economy that's why it was terrible under Clinton and improved under W when he cut taxes. +"Don't yell at me, but...",#YELLING +"Let's be honest Don, the stuff you're doing now might get you fired",Dustin Pedroia was the guy who got Don Orsillo fired :( :( :( :( +Fetishization of small children. The lolicon thing is legitimately disturbing.,It's ok though because she's actually a thousand years old. +President Obama signs an act requiring baby changing stations to be available in men's restrooms,"But society has kept telling me that all men are child molesters, how can we let them take care of children?" +I like that. No soggy chips!,So in that case you should ask them to put the tomatoes and lettuce and onions in a separate bag when you order a hoagie so you don't get a soggy bun +Sounds seasonable /r,did u mean +I don't get how that changes things all that much. He really said this stuff.,"Yeah, but Hillary's being a real bitch about it, so it's basically her fault not Trump's." +Any source on LKY saying he doesn't care about being LGBT?,It's in one of his memoirs. +"Finally Hit Gold - 194 wins 200 Losses Later So this time last week I finally Hit gold. I originally started playing LoL in 2013, after climbing from bronze v to silver as a top laner I stopped. 3 years later I came back, got placed into silver 2, and immediately got into my Silver 1 promos, I was convinced I still had it and that this was easy, and then. I lost, multiple times. After a while of mostly losing and ending up in S5 I settled on Brand, I found him ridiculously broken in a league where I found tanky champions to be annoying, I liked the that a full combo could pretty much destroy someone, and my ult could change team fights instantly. The More I played with him, the more my cs improved, the better my positioning and overall ability to lane seemed to get. I felt I was improving and could push for gold quite easily, then one game it just hit me, I was fed up with Brand. I ended up playing 63 games with him and finishing with a 71% W/R, these pushed me to Silver 2, with a demotion or two along the way. I decided to pick another low mobility champ at this point and went for Vel'koz, I found him to be very similiar to Brand but I had a lot more fun with him, my range and ability to poke was much better, and I could still 100-0 somebody after level 6 pretty easily. Long Story Short (Ironic considering all the above) I went from silver 2 to gold v in about two weeks with Vel. It always annoyed me that I never got gold the first time around, i'm content with waiting here for now until the start of next season, with my nice new Maoki Skin that i'll never use and Gold border to show how cool I am :P Whilst I understand gold isn't really High elo, it took me what seemed like forever to climb out of silver and I'm happy with that.",being in silver isnt that bad +ADC blames support. Support blames jungle. This shit keeps flowing downhill onto me,"Yeah, why didn't you help me kill the enemy in solo lane when i was diving them as loki (or whatever squishy character) when you were on the other side of the map, don't you know junglers can travel at light speed?" +What was the last thing you ctrl c'd?,Huawei-Ascend-P1-4GB +Imagine if we had to get Sombra from a loot box,"That'd be great, it would prevent plebs from playing the new chars!" +Oh the poll that was payed for by one of her PACs? Ok. Did you watch the CNN focus group video?,"Oh, the account that was paid for by Putin?" +I hate how hyperbolic some on the right are when it comes to attacking their opponents. It creates a false middle ground. People hear that Clinton wants to have open borders and immigration out the kazoo and then they hear that Trump wants to bring back torture a hell of a lot worse than waterboarding and they think they're both outrageous statements. The problem is that one is a complete twisting of what was said and the other is practically a direct quote.,Yeah...balance +"Not been through the whole list, but a least one (Josh Matavesi) is English born and bred",Tier 2 nations stealing all our home grown talent +Do you grab them?,Maybe if I was worth a billion dollars. +"Broaderrick actually signed a deposition saying no sexual contact happened. The rest of the allegations, for the most part, claim consensual sex, however almost all of the rape claims have been thoroughly debunked. I doubt anyone here is old enough to remember this but these accusations were big deals in the 90's during the Lewinsky affair, Donald bringing up every woman who's ever accused him of anything is a sad tactic.","Oh well she was coerced into dropping her case, guess that means Bill's innocent!" +"here comes the liberal propaganda to rock the vote guess what libs, america aint buyiin it anymore",I can't wait for Ted Nugent's video +Famous for it's communist mayor!,Isn't that every city in Norway? +Wat Pha Sorn Kaew,experimenting with good lens and cheap DSLR (along with my beginner level photo editing) +It's official. Old and new Note 7 phones are to be powered down and stop being used.,B-but is the best phone I've owned +Thanks for spamming your shitty blog here!!,No one else can get hits except for Reddit and Imgur! +"Should i pull the trigger on x34 ultra wide? Or wait to see if HDR develops into anything worth getting? HDR seems to be on the rise, what do you guys think?",Get what you want otherwise you'll be forever trying to catch up to technology advances. +I'll fight any 5th grader that thinks Zelda is weird. That legacy is older than some of your fucking parents!,"Zelda is that lil' green guy, right?" +Depends which god were talking about.,"Why, the one true god, of course." +Ernest Gulbis hits his new forehand!,Could be why he's out of the top 100 +"Even as a liberal, I feel all this is wrong",We shouldn't tolerate intolerance. +I've heard that PS4 won't get the update today,Summer games was released together +"Let's be fair, if that were the case, he never would have been able to get to the debate podium without falling off the stage.","Maybe for an average person, but Trump has the best players, the best" +"Admission to MIT is extremely competitive. When I was in high school, several of my friends and I got perfect scores on the math section of the SAT exam (a standardized test used in college admissions) and MIT rejected all of us. I would suggest applying to other schools as well. The other good engineering schools in the northeast USA are * University of Massachusetts (Lowell MA) * Worcester Polytechnic Institute (Worcester MA) * Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute (Troy NY, near Albany) * Rochester Institute of Technology (Henrietta NY, near Rochester)",Alfred University in Western New York is also one of the strongest materials based engineering schools in the world. +The new brawl mode kind of makes me wish HotS wasn't a MOBA.,Hots isn't a MOBA it's hero brawler +Chip Kelly says Colin Kaepernick will start at quarterback for #49ers this week,Why does Chip Kelly hate America? +are those 5x3.5 bays in the front?,It is supposed to hold 5x3.5 bays in the front behind the two 120mm fans. +"If only they were tradable, people with your dedication could make a killing off lazy fucks like me lol 24 collectibles into Manny, as a huge Canucks fan lol",I didn't know EA Employees visited this sub +At least they did something right. Not giving extra content to alpha testers.,Woooooooooooooooo yeesssssssssss go to hell alpha testers fuck you you dont deserve anything you scumbags wh have hopes to get op things +Post-Debate Poll Shows Clinton Holding 9-Point Lead Over Trump,Fact: the MSM only polls cucks so this poll is biased. +"As we already know, Bush~=Clinton","Bushes have better guac, they're completely different" +7 C3 Keys (1:1) or Black Exotic Wheels,Downvoted because it's not a question about GTs +me_irl,BIONICLE +M9 Bayonet Gamma Doppler Phase 2 240 keys,I thought your b/o was 24 keys lmfaoooo c/o me at 1 key and 7 free succ coupons ;) +you dirty boy.... or girl.,"Don't categorize me, fascist!" +Why are they both on the same door?,It's obviously not in North Carolina +"That's the fuel source. ^^^^also, ^^^^Samsung ^^^^is ^^^^Korean ^^^^FYI","Who cares, they are all Chinese anyway." +"CMV: Overwatch lacks a high skill cap, and many abilities have little depth.","I have to say, your choice to compare damage dealers with supports confuses me a bit." +I'm surprised they're not waiting until they die.,they're already dead *removes tinfoil hat* +"Ah yes, the classic 'anything that I don't like is a brigade' boogeyman. Get over yourself. The thread has 66 upvotes whilst the lowest comment has -15, hardly unreasonable...",u seem like a shill +#IS IT GOOD? IM AT WORK AND CANT WATCH.,This one was pretty bad :/ No +Soooo.... We can save more animals in Africa by shooting zoo Gorillas? Logic checks out.,Yes because that's exactly what I said +Liberal men are all betas weak people really.They all want alpha conservatives who aren't wussies,Please tell me you forgot the +Tippet to suns Watch this space..,...Joel? +"But Daddy God is totally down with slaughtering infants. Male infants anyway, virgins are kept for themselves. 32,000 of them in one instance according to Numbers 31. There are also these pro-life gems... Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones. Hosea 13:16 Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up. Then there is the nice god prescribed abortion ritual in Numbers 5.",Killing babies is a metaphor. +Still has headphone jack,Death before adapters +"I also find it very interesting that this person chose to go into Theatre mode and purposely remove the Interface for the Points and Players... making this quite suspicious... We honestly can't even tell if he's solo or not. Im trying to make a crew right now to reproduce this if anyone is interested hit me up at McChronic819 on PS4. The lack of detail that came with this post is very weird as well.. it seems like you would want to tell all the exact steps leading up to this, yet all it says is Somehow I got a completion sound... So either its DF trying to help, a younger gamer that might have stumbled on something or its a glitch. FUCK. I hope its not a Glitch..",DF +So can a sock.,As well as a box ;) +puppey is that you ?,*Erdogan Throws his headset onto the international Monitors* +"One girl under the age of 15 is married every seven seconds, according to a new report by Save the Children. The study says girls as young as 10 are forced to marry much older men in countries including Afghanistan, Yemen, India and Somalia.",Maybe we should import some of these people to help our economic growth like they keep telling us to do +Emails show Hillary has the media in her pocket,"When the alternative is Trump, does anyone really care at this point?" +"Money. The space race made NASA and a whole industry - aerospace - a ton of money. To quote Robbie from the Wedding Singer: Robbie: No, sir, I have no experience but I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where Mars Colonization comes in.",Yes NASA is rich. +Super Rare Breakout Type S & add ons HAVE CRIMSON LIGHTNING WHEELS (typo on title sorry) BREAKOUT MUST B INCLUDED,Maybe by super rare OP means rare boosts. +It's time to stop,"Wow, I can't believe this is allowed on you-tube, this is soft core porn." +Epic ramen eating contest in Montclair!,"Haha, I know the guy in the costume." +Yes Jill Stein.,Because fuck vaccines +Damn dude awesome analysis!,Lol +At DisneyLand all photos of Walt Disney have his cigarettes photo-shopped out.,Hooray for censorship +Australia records more than 96 per cent preliminary response rate for the 2016 Census,"And our data is secure, and the NBN is really great and we should reduce our tax base in response to increasing aging, and the great bunyip is a vegetarian" +"Are we still doing builds without cases? This is my server, and yes those are skewers holding up my GPU.","Server-no hard drive, dell powersupply" +Clinton: We cannot put 'climate denier' in White House,Yes we can! +Elderly woman found floating near Cebu shore,"Nako po, meron na namang biktima ang DDS/Duterte/Riding-In-Tandem!" +so it was USA day at my school today,Why do you hate freedom? +Awesome! I was at CQ at lunchtime yesterday but didn't have the luck you had. Well done. :),"I've been twice and got a Lapras, Hitmonchan, and a bunch of seel, magnemite, shelder and magikarp" +Teen Beauty Queens Say Trump Walked In On Them Changing,But he was a Democrat then +"did the nests change again? It's a bit harder now to confirm without maps, the park right beside my building started spawning Scyther (roughly every 30 minutes) consistently since last nest change . but I didn't see a single one popping up on my nearby last night. are they starting to change the nests every week now?",Which park? +Hey - serious question - when did America stop being great?,"When we made that One Big Awful Mistake, America." +Gal Gadot and Director on the set of Wonder Woman,Page of the script attached to the back on the shield? +With myself I play!,All damn day +"Meet & Greet Dos and Dont's? I'm going to the meet and greet at NXT Sydney in a few months and was wondering if there are any unspoken rules or things to be conscious of, that might not be obvious?",Do: ask them to perform their finisher on you. +Unlucky landing while skydiving. Or perhaps he climbed up there..,"Definitely unlucky landing while skydiving, there is no way it's possible for a cat to climb up there." +It's an open and shut case. She'll probably get 10 years in Sing Sing.,"Yeah, she should get extra heavy sentence for wasting the court's time by not confessing to her horrible crime from the get-go." +"Is this an easter egg or an actual selectable pistol in the game? I mean aside from easter eggs and single player dialog moments, the Battlefield series isn't exactly known for having tons of comic relief (i.e. Duke Nukem humor). As I said it just seems out of place for a game with an otherwise serious atmosphere.",It is likely similar to the easter egg reload animations in hardline (youtube them if you havent seen them) but I don't know for sure. +12 Brand-New Vegan Products on the Shelves,"Fuck you UK vegans, you're making me so jealous that I can't have your delicious Linda McCartney sausages and Sainsbury Gary too!" +they're extrajudicial killings,"That means they're better than regular old judicial killings, right?" +"Valley of the Lights, Italy",I wonder why they chose that name +I can't wait for Erdogan to get assassinated. I don't care if that makes him a martyr; kill that motherfucker.,That is going to solve everything because he is very unpopular and nobody else in that country thinks like him. +Why are organs worth so much on the black market?,I am offended by your racist question +Or just represantive democracies without popular referendums for major issues.,"Yeah, cause I for one relish the opportunity to be the indirect peon of my political superiors with no meaningful means to fight back should they step out of line." +Don't worry about people not waving back. Some people just don't do it.,"Yea, we call those people assholes." +Not going to vote for Mark CUCK in Illinois. Who should I vote for instead?,Tammy Duckworth +"Look at anything you did wrong this game. You can't change the way the Sonya played but you can change the things you did wrong, even if they are small. Other than that, try to not tilt about a game like this. Learning to forget about such games is also improving ;)",And of course this advice will fix any further game where your team mate(s) die in bad time. +"Doubtful - Team Raw vs Team Smackdown has already been announced, there aren't enough superstars to add a Team Seth vs Team Haitch",They just issued a challenge Raw doesn't have to accept +"Fellas, what do you think about tan lines on a woman?",Women with tan lines should be burned at the stake. +No. The whole idea is to purposefully choose an obstruction between both penises.,Because guys are unable to control their sexual urges. +WILDCARD BITCHES! YEEEEEEEEHAAAWWWW!,"I LIVE, I DIE, I WAKE UP IN PORT OLISAR AGAIN!" +Former pageant contestants say Trump 'came strolling right in' while they were naked,Fortunately they are too old for him +"Welp, that took long enough: Donnie now trailing in LA Times poll, meaning Clinton currently leads in EVERY MAJOR POLL.",Polling is rigged +Oh you meant to put the pussy on the chainwax?,MAN I PUT THAT PUSSY ON THE CHAINWAAAAAAX. +Every time I hear people pronounce the th sound as a d I always think of Steven Avery's family in that Making a Murderer show.,I thought that accent was calledChicago nice +"Sylvanas is the closest to the Playable race of Undead, but that is not the only type of undead in WoW. Stitches and Anub'arak are undead (stitched together monstrosity and Anub'arak was killed and raised to serve, twice) Arthas is the hard one, I don't recall them ever 100% confirming he died, and he might have just largely been corrupted and soulless that gave him the gray skin. That is why I mentioned he could potentially be put in human or undead, though I'd go Undead.",Well the Arthas in HotS isn't scary enough to be considered Undead :) +Wouldn't it just be called a mombod?,Nah bro it's a female dad bod +"If there is anyone who should be starting a revolution right now and completely justified in doing so, it would be Bernouts. How these people can bend over and take it in the ass, and also vote for Clinton, absolutely blows my mind. I'm not saying I agree with Sanders supporters, but holy fuck, stand for something. Because you guys got cheated. That isn't okay.",But Trump said mean things! +Me too.,Your comment is so simple it made me smile :) +Says the engineering student. But seriously you wouldn't believe how always people breakdown after MATH 200 Midterm each year.,"As someone who's writing the MATH 200 midterm tomorrow, you've really set my mind at ease" +"No problem. Just watch out for any sketchballs. There's some real weirdos on that part of West Main. People get stabbed at the Armory all the time as well, so don't pick any fights with anyone.",Fighting is my forte +The real facepalm is the dumbshits like this who think they only have 2 choices.,"U bitches can only be alone or beaten, that's all yer gud 4. sad" +Cassie doesn't strike me as the type to have close friends who make a habit out of offering real criticism.,Maybe her mom will do it +"You do realise Black people are constantly murdered for the colour of their skin in your country right? Luckily l live in a civilised country (Spain), but as someone with dark skin i would feel very threatened if I was unfortunate enough to live in America where white supremacists are in charge.",You forgot the +"He still on the flight to Hong Kong. I meant that he's unreachable now, not unreachable for the duration. I should have worded it better.",I'm sure they didn't do that on purpose or anything. +Contents insurance? Is that like homeowners insurance?,"Continence insurance you dumbass, it helps him to be sure he's on time" +"Welcome to r/formula1, where the content doesn't matter as long as the pictures are shiny.",Maybe we should make our own private subreddit just for technical conversations. +What movies have you either walked out on or stopped watching? What scene was it that made go Nope! and leave?,"Not saying it happened, cuz it didn't, but IF a movie titled The Last Airbender was made and was directed by M. Night Shyamalan, I would definitely walk out of the theatre and rant about it on Reddit" +Remember- this single game tonight will be indicative of how the entire season goes So let's make sure to overreact as much as possible tomorrow after the result. Either way.,"Actually, the first period of the first game is always the best indicator of how the entire season will pan out." +Auston Matthews Post-Game Interview (Maple Leafs v. Senators),Cost us the game +Best Picture of the show. Really shows the size and scope. Taken by a drone flying overhead.,Starting to get really stoked! +What about gay porn then? I presume they are fine with that given it doesn't involve women.,"this is where you are wrong, since in gay porn one man is sometimes taking on the 'role' of a women - therefore, it is still degrading and sexist towards women." +"It's happening a lot across Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram, but you find people hating on anyone and everyone over there",I'm hating you +ISS captured through my Telescope,"Oh sure, if we take a picture like this of the ISS, it's all fun and games, but the moment they start doing it back, they're invading my privacy" +I got bored and started making team logo gifs. Here's the first one I finished. Took me about 2 hours.,Out of all teams to start with you chose clg +"Okay, I know this is like the least post worthy thing ever. But, at least we can feel somewhat safe with the idea that pemby will be back for 2017. Also, new drinking game: Take a shot every time pemby says soon.",Alcohol poisoning incoming... +Time for some IRL agility gains,Good luck on pet! +"Oh, they're also cool with a foreign government conducting illegal cyber-espionage and then timing their hacking dumps for maximum damage on an opposing candidate",Maybe there was no hack? +"Pay is highly dependent on your area. You're making what's basically minimum where I live. That's low for a starting position, much less someone with 4 years of experience.","I am in Chicago, 2 certifications and 4 years of working in this field and yet my friend with 6 months and no certs is making 20 dollars an hour." +Frecce Tricolori Crazy Flight Volo folle Jesolo Air Extreme,Spruzzano scie chimiche e la gente li applaude +"I know the game is riddled with bugs but this one was weird. It happened on the first part of the prostitution mission in the French Ward after talking to guy to start the mission, a police car appeared out of nowhere and all the NPCs started screaming in the bar.","That police car just wanted some fun, don't judge him too harshly." +I couldn't find the Any button,"You're all idiots, you HAVE to press A, N, and Y keys together." +"Wow, amazing!",A whole weekend! +they bother to cover actual news.,I thought the only thing happening in the world was Kim Kardashian being robbed and killer clowns? +"Every single country whitewashes their history to an extent. The question is whether individuals are smart enough to read a bit on their own, a thing that Russian schools/media do not really promote.","You can't blame us for what happened in Congo, that was private property of the king, not a colony!" +What is something most think is real but is really fake?,The moon landing. +Haha wow great Sarah Silverman joke!,"Gosh, this took way too long to find!" +Laura Drain,She's only repping like 10 pounds smh +Biggest screen ive used so far. (36x5.5m),Is your Pilot's awareness at 100? +So quick to throw around words like transphobic even though Peterson is only opposing what he considers poorly-written law and a position that's based more on ideology than evidence.,"Oh and don't forget, the bigot refuses to use gender neutral pronouns." +Its actually around this price now.real LSD is plentiful and cheap now.,LSD is maybe $2 a tab if you buy it in bulk using darknet markets If you find it for under $5 on the street for 1 tab it is almost certainly NBOMe or something else you don't want to be unknowingly consuming +Hope it's Tandy.,That's 2015 Le Mans Winner Nic.. Nick Tandy for you +Might be the only redeeming quality of the entire film.,"Oh, you've seen it already?" +Considering he doesn't appear anywhere else in canon this is most likely where/how he dies.,Oh yea because they can't add to the canon +They aren't missing on Instagram.,Sure stalking helps you find them all. +Whats wrong with him?,"~~offensively gay~~ not masc enough, bro" +"Obama is referring to the reality that AI and innovation will eliminate a significant amount of jobs. How can everyone be expected to feed themselves when there are no service jobs, no production jobs? No delivery drivers? The phrase free money never even came out of his mouth.",Why play the game if you're going to take away the scorecard. +Man who masturbated at store hands himself over to police,Come on guys - it's just locker room banter to splooge on people in the Dollar General! +Saying this is just as useful as upvoting but the other one doesnt flood the threads.,How else is he supposed to get that sweet karma though? +"Or he's ruined it by drastically increasing the server load, taking the servers down, and making it so no one can play.","Well the nice thing now is that hardly anyone is accessing the server, players or third party!" +"Somehow, he plans to cut taxes, increase military spending, and engage in a massive public works project across hundreds of miles of harsh desert. Somehow I think this has not been thought all the way through...",But he can just print more money to fund all that! +Bob Dylan is the best songwriter of all times of all the planet of all history in american history. Have other countries even invented music?,"If you go to some of those other countries they don't even speak in language, they just make a bunch of sounds that aren't English." +BBC?,He is a big black castle +I think it's pretty obvious that none of us Az fans know shit about where any of these kids are going to choose to go. People just like to talk shit on the Internet. It's all good man,naw man we all totally knew Ayton was committing to UofA +Nah it took place on Mars.,You mean Shangri-La? +So what's going to happen to current XMA3 and Draco owners?,They will be taken out back and disposed of. +"It works out to about $77,000 for each of the 30 000 people directly or indirectly working in horse racing. $57,000 if you ignore the existing $700,000,000 they already receive in funding. With numbers like those, it seems like horse racing is an industry that is entirely dependant on subsidies, and without them it would crash overnight. So the real question is, what benefit to us is there? This just seems like welfare for people in the industry.","What I feel is also important to consider in these calculations, is how many of those 30,000 are even permanent, or full-time employees?" +There is seriously not a single reference to #podestaemails on CNN's front page.,it's not real unless it's on CNN +"Say Your 3 Most Played Champions, People Below You Will Answer With The First Stereotype That Pops Into Their Head",Morgana (160k) Jinx (60k) Thresh (50k) +"Goff is a bust, he couldn't even beat Case Keenum for the starting job.",I forgot the +S H I L L,Thanks for Correcting the Record! +"Holy shit, what? How is this retarded shit getting upvoted.",Clearly the only right way to use a hook-up app is for sexually vanilla hook-ups. +"Strong Atheists: why do you believe there is no God? Do you have proof? Actual knowledge? Did you die and see that the other side didn't exist? Are you all knowing? If you answer no to those questions, how are you not agnostic? If you are now realizing there is no real basis for strong atheism, and agree that you are agnostic, what logical stronghold kept you in the idea that there's proof no God exists? Since strong atheism is a base belief made by an assumption that breeds other implicit beliefs and shapes world view, is there a cognitive dissonance that keeps atheists from claiming that a God could exist? Lastly, what sort of evidence proves there is no God? And just in case mods feel like actually enforcing rule 3, I personally believe in the existence of a pantheistic God, not affiliated with any particular religion. My belief in God isn't being put to debate though, and so all replies attacking my belief have no place.",I believe there is no God because God isn't real. +"Define broken? If we're talking about 4 mana 7/7 that no one plays? Or something that synergizes with the worst hero ability in the game or the worst class ability (overload) in the game then your definition of broken needs to change to something a little less biased and untrue. You wouldn't call the following broken: Or Warrior gets another deal x damage to all minions. Or Druid gets another gain an empty mana crystal. Or Warlock gets another sticky, 1-2 casting cost minion. Or Paladin gets another heal spell. etc. etc. etc.",or shaman gets another 0 mana 5/5 +I guess the real issue will be where/how to collect the runes. DO you have to go back and do EN once NH is out? Or both? not sure,Hopefully they force us into lfr +"I didn't think so. It sounded like some BTS shit that he couldn't release yet, same tone that alot of stuff he said directly post-series.",was it even a hospital *laughs* Yup totally not joking. +Asus announces a 240hz 1080p Monitor O_o,That's 210 fps I won't be able to see +'moot point',Mute +The fact that when you type 45th president into google you get the Trump Pence logo is GLORIOUS!,I'm sure the record will be corrected soon. +But Trump is not Head of state or government.....!,"Maybe Trump told Putin that he was, and is desperately trying to get in before Putin finds a newspaper" +k,thanks for contributing +"You bought a 5 year old product, so you obviously ran the risk of something newer being released at some point. X-Plane 11 has been rumoured for quite some time now. If they had to give discounts or give it away for free to everyone who bought it at some point in the last few years, there wouldn't be much profit in it for them. And X-Plane 10 will still function perfectly for the next many years, it has gotten a LOT of patches and features added. Just because you ain't getting more support from here on out (Maybe the release candidate of 10.51), it doesn't make the product instantly worthless. Besides, unless you are on an extremely tight budget, I'm sure you can afford the $60 for the upcoming game if you need it that bad. It's right around Christmas, then you know what to ask for.",Nah man LR should extend the deadline of the deal to the earliest it possibly can so that it doesn't inconvenience any customer +Triggering a CUCK at a liberal arts school in Minnesota,"Guys name is Perry, could've guessed he was a cuck lol." +What would you name your current chapter in life?,Year 20: Fuck Adulthood +"TIL of the Horseshoe Theory. The idea is that the political spectrum isn't a line, it's more of a horseshoe shape. The extreme ends of the left and right are more similar to each other than moderate left and moderate right.",Anyone else see a toilet seat? +"The bomb should slide off this roof, it is really hard to get in there",no this raises the skill ceiling +"Sevens still exist though. People are out there by the dozens using them, as we speak.",Replying from my note 7 :D +"Wait,why was Crosby dressed if he's not playing",he was skating around before the game in a clear violation of concussion protocol +iPhone 7+ max specs in brave and doesn't lag whatsoever,But how will u listen to the amazing tunes of Brave Frontier? +I'm praying she will have her crown taken from her at the reunion. I'm so pissed if this issue isn't discussed at the reunion.,"But she made a dis track, so it's all fine now." +How is this fair for the Koreans though?,"Its not, but we dont care cuz we want everything for ourselves cuz we're selfish bastards!" +Trump goes full Breitbart: Hillary Clinton meets in secret with international banks to plot the destruction of U.S. sovereignty,TIL Hillary's real last name is Rothschild and she started the Illuminati herself . +The thread is about hygiene in Indian society. How is your question relevant to the discussion? And on topic of terrorism in recent years it is a fact that most have originated from those profess to be of Islamic religion. Again no relation between terrorism and hygiene.,You are claiming Hinduism is pro pollution by stereotyping an entire religion but suddenly doing the same for another religion is wrong huh? +The door just opened to charge Chris Christie with a crime on Bridgegate,So soon? +"As someone who just bought a home, I want to puke. I fought it for so long, but have spent $200,000+/- in rent in my adult life and that fucking bothered me too.","Idk how much it helped you, but for what it's worth, renting is generally more predictable in cost and provides greater flexibility if you need to move or were to get laid off." +But if acting is their job...,Then clearly they're bad at acting are just a bitch +"Yeah, this was yesterday. We know. 4chan kiddies got his info from the Wiki dump.",Old news i guess +The theme is yordles riding mechs and there's no rumble piece,Clearly he serves better as an exposition +DON'T YOU DARE underestimate Blank's 3 man kick,They should make an SKT Lee skin for Blank and an SKT Zyra skin for Wolf +Bitcoin mining is too centralized and bitcoin network is under attack by alt clients,You missed the +Okay. ^^ Do you want their names in the picture? (:,"Yes, please." +I didn't assume anything of anyone.,Are you *assuming* my access to strange coins? +Is the recent strong devaluation of the rand racist? Are whites are whites colluding to prevent a successful black state?,That's *exactly* the case. +I thought Detroit was supposed to have the bouncy boards...,Yzerman has made some adjustments to Amalie. +Have you tried messing around with ultra low resolutions and super high antialiasing? Like 320x240 and 8xSSAA. It looks surprisingly clean. Of course higher resolution is the best option but for older games I don't mind low resolutions even without any AA at all. I play Half Life in 640x480 and no AA using software rendering and it looks and feels great.,You forgot the +I don't remember asking what your plans were for the weekend,found the manlet +Donald Trump to claim Mexican billionaire Carlos Slim behind NYT sex assault stories: WSJ,Time to up the racism to counteract the sexism +"I would've tipped them less because I had lost $500. I already tip dealers like $1000 a trip through betting for them. The pit boss knows me personally. I couldbt have even tipped him if i wanted cause they cant take tips. PS - it may not be, but that's what it's primarily used for regardless.","You're just a wonderful display of etiquette all around, and I'm sure a wonderful person as well" +"A couple of days ago during my morning dump I thought about how some claim that because of how Verstappen waits for the driver behind him to make the first move, he is impossible to overtake. But does that not leave him incredibly vulnerable to a dummy move? What if just before the brakingzone ham would have made a dummy move up the inside and then immediately switched to the outside before braking? That would surely diffuse Verstappens tactics would it not?",VES would just defend in the other direction +can you post more pics? its not similar to the issue ones ive seen . is this the civie model?,I don't think it is military grade. +"Phoenix pastor arrested for impregnating 13-year-old, marrying 10-year-old",But it's clearly the gays that are the downfall of civilization and marriage +Pen & Paper Spin-Off Mit Florentin jetzt offiziell,Noch mehr mit Florentin... klasse.... +"Dear mods, where is our great and powerful Alarak flair? (Oh and the flairs of those other less important recent heroes that vocal minorities will surely clamor for)","No time for stuff like that, the mods are too busy handling the mod applications." +"Dave Callaham, he also worked on GodZilla, Doom, and the upcoming Zombieland 2.",Sounds like a great writing resume. +"It was a poor suggestion. I have pointed this out, others have pointed this out, and that thread on CC has pointed this out. You seem unable to admit that you gave a poor suggestion. I am not saying that I have free soloed this route. It hardly qualifies as a free solo. I am saying that I, unlike you apparently, have been on this route on this mountain and so I know how it is in real life, and you definitely don't need to rope up.",You're right. +No. Her name is not link.,Zelda? +"FLASHBACK: Michelle Obama Attacks Hillary 'If You Can't Run Your Own House, You Can't Run The White House!'",This is how friends talk! +"Gotta go with the Jays, holding it down for Canada!",only way for canada to get a championship +It would be funny if that were the origin of the WSAD control scheme in PC games.,Would explain vim keys becoming popular much more than wasd +Xbox One outsold PlayStation 4 again in September,go America +"There's no prizes for fucking a woman period, FYI.",What about teh hot sexes? +"I guess the big thing that changes if Trump wins is it legitamizes sexual harassment, racism, bigotry and ugliness of the heart. I hear what you are saying, but if Trump is elected, all of the hatred and disgust he has been spewing for the last few months becomes admirable, because they are traits of a President. So the next generation of children will grow up thinking it's OK to grab women by the pussy even if they done want it. They will think it's OK to denegrade women. That it's OK to tar an entire religion with a brush. That calling all Mexicans rapists and murderers is acceptable and admirable. Honestly, if Trump hadn't said all of those disgusting things, I think he'd be a shoe in this election. I just don't think the American people are ready for their President to be a racist, sexist, rude, nasty, crude, tax dodging piece of shit. I may be wrong though. Sorry to be the lone dissenter here. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.","yeah, sort of like how my entire generation grew up to be adulterers after admiring Bill Clinton as president." +"B02 leads to less pick diversity and therefore a more stagnant meta, which makes for a more boring series of games. People don't want to take riskier picks, or change up there P/B in an experiment, because losing one game on stages means you won't ever take the risk again.","Oh yeah,like the thousands of experiments we saw on NA this summer or in LCK last year." +emg gatot dan dimas k anjeng mau diapain lagi? bukannya udah ditangkep polisi ya?,Diancam potong kaki sama tangan dan diusir? +Female who has gained in a relationship here.... You need to base the conversation on health and mood. Please don't talk about her weight it will kill her and stay with her forever. Emphasis on 'no matter what weight you are you are sexy af to me!' Or you could say something like about reading at article about how working out together increases bond.. Just please pursue this with tact.,"Yeah just lie to her, women are too fragile to handle the truth." +Who are some country singers you would suggest to someone that wants to learn to like country music?,Taylor Swift +"Shit, a lot of places in the US don't even offer maternity leave.","If you don't like it, move to Russia you damn socialist!" +"If these morons want to decolonize, then they should start by dropping out of all Universities.","Right after she says her spiel, she pulls out her colonized phone to post on colonial book and maybe use colonial earth to find the nearest colonial bucks." +who knew fake deep could cause this amount of collateral damage,It's art +"I wish that were true, but I doubt they're mentally ill. Probably humanity just isn't all that humane",this is the correct answer +I woke up and thought to myself What would be the best possible way to waste this money?.,Yeah i bet you'll never regret that.... +Not sure why the HRM doesn't just create a Halifax Parking Authority. Get rid of the middleman & let them go to town. Then we could have our own version of Parking Wars on A&E!,Because we can reduce the size of the public sector workforce and save money by contracting services out at three times the expense! +"when someone leaves/dc, why doesn't an AI fill the spot ? as the title at least it gives a chance of winning, plus a lot of times, dc while winning then suddenly losing because 5v6",Can't trust Omnics to not feed. +She is a warhawk and guaranteed to have endless wars under her presidency.,"And Trump is well known for his peaceful demeanor, right?" +They've uncovered thousands of work related emails dumb ass she deleted a lot more than personal emails.,I'm just thankful Russia is trying to influence our election. +It's been a thing for a while,"yeah..get with the fucking program, jesus!" +Why any execs from the company whose mess they were cleaning up go to jail ?,I'm pretty sure that they're all dead by now... +Here is Austin Dillon's 2017 AAA Chevrolet SS,"man, the 2017 splitter sure looks big!" +All the ones I have are polarized on both ends though. Are people just using really old ones or.. mashing it in the wrong way?,How else do you keep it from falling out of a warn out outlet? +But there's no progress...,Well you can just pause the game so you cannot die ever! +"If you could change one thing about mario, what would it be?",Make him top 10 +um what?? The Chinese now too??? Guys we can't let the Phillippines turn into a communist state like China. Is there anthing we can do???? Can't wait to see how Clinton reacts to it if she's elected.,Have we tried containment? +"which one is the muslim guy? the first picture is of some spanish speaking gal, so presumably the guy isn't muslim.","Brown = Muslim now, fyi." +"It's been a week since Sister Location, What Next? By this I mean what are you hoping to see next? More light shed on things we know are coming like the movie or the second book? Or something different? comment below I'm really interested in what the community wants to see and what the next things COULD be.",FNAF World Remastered +A nerf is almost always due to an excessive winrate.,So petal nerf? +Donald Trump Dismantles Teleprompter at North Carolina Rally,But but I thought only dumb people like Obama used teleprompters... +My washing machine has a smiling man on the back.,did you just assume it's gender? +I posted a picture of a TNA show that had about 40 people in the crowd with the title The largest crowd in TNA history but the mods took it down within 20 minutes.,What a tremendously interesting and thought-provoking discussion we missed out on. +Lol use covenent weapons? Gotta be tactical and precise I guess. I played through legendary fine.,yea i'm legit shit. +Kings honor Wayne Gretzaky,Ayyy I think they tried putting Greatzky but fucked up +She accused Trump of sexual assault. Lou Dobbs tweeted her phone number.,Why are women afraid to bring up sexual assault charges to powerful men? +Wow that stadium's empty..,Fans camping out at San Luis for the new team already +What obesity looks like on the inside,But... but... health at every size! +Fancy feet.,"Happy feet, but close enough" +Is this legit? I've only ever taken blotter so I'm unsure. Supposedly it's a 250ug geltab.,"No way to tell, hope it's real, good luck brother" +"Sickening. Especially since another bloke who slept with the same girl revealed she lied. If this is true, why isn't she in jail for putting an innocent man in jail for nearly three years?","Because that would stop the poor rape victims from coming out, and you know how hard it is for women (yes, ONLY women) to come out." +"Oh yeah, 99% was taken from Make: Encyclopedia of Electronic Components. There's three volumes :D","This is awesome dude, thank you so much for replying!" +Best rival high school football poster ever made,Good job op on giving context +Target acquired.,What graphics cards are you running? +Took awhile to quest 50 stones. Seemed worth it?,Free 40k baba points +"I love how everyone in the comments is mocking this person, but at the same time are all self-diagnosed depressives. Hypocrisy at its best.","Yeah, it's crazy how such a common mental illness gets brought up by people." +Except you can't Goad yourself.,Dont need to if you have multiple goad sources in the party. +"Yeah, do we have dinosaur fossils here in pH?",You forgot to put +I am a CS GO private hacks developer. Ask me anything,Can you provide who you are in some way? +"Obama aveva/ha alle spalle tutto l'establishment, i miliardi quindi c'erano eccome.","Sicuro, l'establishment era favorevole a Obama e non alla Clinton." +Beyonce is not black music. Shes the most white bread of pop music possible. The only culture she speaks for is the billion dollar music industry.,"Don't you understand, Lemonade sparked a revolution!" +It will recover eventually.,"No way, the UK is literally worse than Africa at this point." +"Can you post the link, please? I could use a good laugh right now.",You are already on it. +"No, I'm angry people don't see what this game is. Is a copy and paste of two other CoD games . Is going to be a cash grab for sure.",I don't enjoy something therefore no one else can +The History of the World: Every Year,The Native Americans barely get mentioned in this. +"Yeah, and maybe only shown the angles up to 90 degrees. Seems weird having a doormat extend that far over.",the door opens measurably farther than 90 degrees though. +Intents - Having a More Implicit Control.,Pretty cool stuff. +"For only $2,915,530! What a steal!",Yeah I'd buy it right now but I'm looking for a manual. +Was rent expensive in 99?,"Dude, it cost like $600 a MONTH for a 2 bedroom, 900 square foot apartment on 17th and Wazee!" +"Hell ya! Tranzit is one of the best maps, I hope they remaster it for a bonus map. Add gobble gum and new guns of course, and without that, get hit once and you stop running nonsense it would be the supreme ruler of the zombies map universe! lol",You forgot to add +"Only 15 scrap? Epic system, not p2w at all","You forgot this," +Rapist whose crime sent Avery to prison is parole-eligible - October 24th parole hearing,"come on, this guy is a pussy cat, lets not loose sight of the fact steven is the most dangerous person to ever set foot in a wisconsin courtroom" +People are complaining about wasting at worst 1 minute maybe once a week. They want devs to commit resources to fixing this. Resources that could go towards content that actually matters. Sometimes you have to show absurdity by using absurdity.,"Because changing a number to increase stack size totally compares to the time it would take to plan, create art, and code new content" +"Think of it like Carbon Monoxide, just because you don't see it doesn't mean it isn't there.",People get your joke they just think it is juvenile and crass. +Another Pokemon Go update incoming - Minor fixes,Are they adding Chansey back in yet? +You weren't payong attention if you didn't think cook wasn;t doing anything,I guess 6 catches for 53 yards isn't bad for the season so far +Strangle myself with my umbilical cord,alright then... I see this thread is off to a good start +If you don't mind getting your feet wet and frozen.,Price of fashion my man +"its the 3rd best soloq region in the world, really not that bad.",thats why it produces so much native talent xd +"He's a great boxing coach, and an even better one eyebrowed accountant.","*volunteer boxing coach, he doesn't take a penny bro!" +NX,did u rip off my post? +Nice. First to an rng title.,you forgot your +What part of pole dancing is a sex act? Damn you are dumb.,"Well, I forget some people are too dumb to recognise it, so, here it is:" +"Trump has stated that he likes to sexually assault women Women come forward and say that this is true and he did it to them. This is evidence. In fact, a recorded confession is generally considered quite strong evidence.",Show me where he said that +"Believe me, it's true. This was a guy who tried to tell me that more storage means more fps.",the human eye can only see 24Gbs +I dont count Steam since all those are pretty much Half Life mods wtf,gta v is just a source mod +It's a play on words with dark matter,It's actually a new rocket trail that shoots snoop doggs 'gin and juice' and pictures of pot leafs flying out +"Turned out perfectly, no? Teenage pregnancy, jail, rehab, jail, divorce...","Aww be fair, I mean, who could've seen any of that coming?" +Idk what the ref was seeing? Tripping....with his body....Thats called a check.,Hell probably get a spin on the DOPS wheel of punishment too +Gold Beta Nugget Offers,Gold nugget for gold nugget? +Neither of these girls now will I bone.,It turned my shorts to the cold and damp +What's going on? Why do you think you feel this way?,I dropped this: +What the fuck is white suppression?,These SJWs sure are getting annoying. +"Just because you're different, doesn't mean you're useless. Can you point us to a specific example of someone equating uniqueness to usefulness?","OP did, and with his Facebook meme of a wooden axe as evidence I think this is a pretty open and shut case" +"Did your NParent have any genuine friends while you were growing up? My NMom *never* had friends. The closest she has is the EDad, but it was more control than anything else (and I now know that she chased off his friends, too). It was always strange how she never invited friends over or was invited somewhere herself; how she never went out with anyone even on occasion; and any time someone did come over as the guise of a friend they never stuck around as a real friend would. Anyone she calls a friend is much more of an acquaintance or a club-member by others' standards. It makes me wonder just how many people saw her for what she is during all those years while I was still figuring out the situation ...","If friends were people who liked to drink and party, then yeah, they had lots of friends..." +"No, not unless you're from Australia.",I am and now I'm going to eat you. +"Definitely would be possible, but it would be difficult to be done effectively","Amiibos, anyone?" +"No one is talking about it relative to Assad's and Putin's comparable war crimes in Syria. You know, the same war crimes which have the Obama administration considering direct action against Assad's regime.",Gotta fight war crimes with war crimes. +We have been down this road before. They lost the last time. They will lose again. Russia doesn't have the cash to stay in the game long term.,Maybe Russia just needs to get the same debt as America has? +Portable Gamecube anyone?,Game is Metroid Prime. +That blood is blue until it hits air. She was a pre med student.,It is that is why your veins are blue. +Possible Most Feared Players (from r/maddenmobileforums),"So my dynamic Zeke would upgrade, right?" +Why are bots like this okay,they teach us essential reddiqt. +Virtualization is not cool anymore?,Docker will fix all of that! +What is an item that you think no one should ever pick up?,Wards +just make sure they're replaced with something good,Yeah like more housing +"Same boat, though he lost me that game when he got injured","Fuck him for getting injured, amirite?" +On LSD right now #SKOL even though we don't play today c: Hi everyone! :D,"If you get confused, listen to the music play." +Too busy blowing Tavares.,"Normal, they have to blow the future Leafs captain" +The only reason? Why is LSU a guaranteed loss?,"'Cause y'all scurr'd, remember?" +"Week 6 Game Thread: Baltimore Ravens (3-2) @ New York Giants (2-3) Game Time: 1 PM EST Location: Metlife Stadium Network: CBS Inactives: * CB Eli Apple * QB Josh Johnson * WR Tavarres King * S Darian Thompson * S Nat Berhe * LB Deontae Skinner * OT Marshall Newhouse Discuss whatever you wish. You can trash talk, but keep it civil. Turning comment sort to 'new' will help you see the newest posts. Try Chrome Refresh or Firefox's ReloadEvery to auto-refresh this tab. Show your team affiliation - go here to see how you get a logo next to your name",Awesome play calling! +Oh please no I want easy mode,yes plz let me camp behind this fence and wait for the right second to pop out and gank you without you knowing I was there. +"What can I buy a group of Jesuits to express my gratitude for their hospitality? I'm not religious at all myself, and I really can't think of an appropriate gift for a Jesuit group. I have been staying in a community of a few dozen Jesuits for several nights this week while traveling for a conference, and I've been absolutely humbled by their love and hospitality (including, but not limited to, a ton of free food every day). I feel quite indebted to them. What can I possibly purchase for a large group of people who provide what they need and don't need anything else? In what other ways might I be able to tangibly express thankfulness? The alternative to buying something for the whole community is to buy something special for one specific person who really took care of me, but something seems intuitively awkward/ethically dubious about that so I'd rather not (unless people here think otherwise).",A copy of the catechism +Second Half Thread vs the Bears Not even calling the Jags in the thread. We dont deserve to call us a real NFL team.,"Thank God it wasn't Bortles who scored the touchdown, I'm tired of his garbage time fourth quarter scores" +Refs hate us,we have 13 penalties but they're sure out to get you +Yeah. Typical liberal...knowing how to write correctly.,Grammar has a liberal bias. +"In Texas, you have to buy a gun every month. When I was a grad student I remember sitting in my kitchen, sobbing over a pile of .45acp, wishing I had *any* money for food =(",I ***knew*** it! +"I WebMD'd it and it looks like it could be acute stress reaction, or cocaine abuse.","lies, I say it's all lies, if you Web md'd it cancer would be on the list" +What's going on guys,no i am not xD +I couldn't agree more! But the Snyderverse is filled with bad choices. Superman letting his father die when he could have easily saved him. Jimmy Olsen getting killed without even being named in the movie. Lex Luthor being a combination of the Riddler and the Joker. Introducing the Justice League in email attachments. Oy...I thank my lucky stars we have Feige.,"But the Ultimate Cut fixes so many of its problems... Like, Jimmy Olsen is actually named before he's shot in the head." +"But, but Hoyer had another 300 yard game?!?!??!?!","First Bear QB with four straight 300-yd games and no interceptions, though!" +So EDG is a bad team?,Yes because when team gets beaten by EU LCS team it makes then not go undefeated in LPL and 3-0 RNG in finals. +"I am pretty sure the days following Trump's loss will be met with a lot of this shall not stand! and a looooooot of doing absolutely nothing. There's not gonna be any *battles*, dude, geez.",Were you not there for Jade Helm? +Our Lab Turned Three Today,That looks like one smart dog. +Nsfw/High speed boat crash (Xpost r/nova),TIL boats have ejection seats +PSA: Online Servers are down for Gears of 4,Now console player can have the PC experience! +"Or, stay single and avoid awkward break-ups",The real LPT is in the comments! +"Why does government have to reach some sort of equilibrium? You shouldn't reduce government because it was increased in the past, and you shouldn't increase government because it was decreased in the past. Why can't people look at modern circumstances and decide on a reasonable level of government, rather than just blindly reducing it at every opportunity?",Because economics. +This is literally perfect.,But it isn't a Glock +"Without naming Pakistan, Indian prime minister says neighbouring country is the 'mother-ship of terrorism'",It's time the other leaders knew about you're devious and warmongering practices Ceylon! +"It looks like they're pushing for a CI facetank end-game with this immunity being introduced on bosses. It's not just Ancestral Warchief builds, it pretty much nerfs all builds that depend on the decoy totems. Life builds tend to use decoy totems since they can't face tank hard hits. I don't know if GGG thinks this through before slapping on immunity to bosses.",Love that my build focused on making enemies ignore me just got nerfed in the face for high end content. +What are reasons to go outside without friends or money?,Have a smoke and contemplate why you have no friends or money. +TIL that Buzz Aldrin once punched a conspiracy theorist in the face after he was accused of faking the moon landing,Rightfully so +AKA: basic hoes,yeah because they picked their first names +I agree with some of this. I definitely am beginning to think Bernard is a host with his baby dying and wife as a backstory. His wife also being a host.,"everyone's a host, MiB, william, Bernard, his wife, the ceo lady" +"I was using the legpress machine, altho i didn't know the name of it when i posted that comment, I'm quite sure i can easily squat 160-170, I know I can bench 150 so it can't be much harder can it?",Bench and squat use two totally different sets of muscles +Londonist: How To Make The Most Of The 24 Hour Jubilee Line,There's nothing that gets me more excited than doing a food shop in a massive Tesco. +It's outright racism to condemn a university as an outpost of an ideology - Zionism? This is ridiculous. The MPs are simply confirming Bouattia's view of the world.,"Yeah, it's just the wrong racism actually it's an Islamic outpost XD" +"I'm getting very low frames per second, tips? I've played this game for 540 hours, and only have 20 warframes. That's about 0.000010288 frames per second. Anyone have any advice on how to increase this number?","windows 10, its a performance bitch." +There are five living U.S. presidents. None of them support Donald Trump.,What do they know about being president? +"For the record, the update crashes your phone if you're using a pin-locked SIM. Makes the screen flash. Only solution right now is to remove the SIM from your phone.",Seems like a small detail +The Dixie Chick's. They expressed their political beliefs before a concert and radio stations stopped playing their music and I think their record label dropped them.,"Oh well, it's not like history hasn't proved them right or anything." +Stages of a Golden Retriever Puppy: Finnick Edition,"Meth, not even once." +"We've seen some no-no's for the guests attending a wedding, so what are some no-no's for the HOSTS of the wedding: the bride and groom?",Yeah because theres ALWAYS only ever a bride and groom! +"So... do we actually have proof he molested the girl, or just the word of the guy who killed him and a five-year-old? I'm just saying. I'm sure it happened, but there is a reason shit like this usually goes through the justice system.",Pretty sure the police did no investigation whatsoever and just took the dad's word for what happened. +"Confirmed, loss of cool gms = the downfall of wow.","I think you dropped this," +"What I don't get is why he's focused on the inner cities as bastions of election rigging. They're reliably blue, have been for years. They don't need to rig anything.","Yeah, because of the rigging!" +Nintendo NX Reveal Confirmed For Next Week By Financial Firm - Price And Release Date To Also Be Revealed | MobiPicker,But NOAReggie said it was today! +"How do you think the Atlantic division will be ranked this year? I have: Raptors (same players, same young core looking to improve) Celtics (Horford huge acquisition) Knicks (Good chance Jennings breaks out if Noah/Rose don't) Nets (I think they will be very close behind Knicks with Lin leading the charge) Sixers (Could've maybe had them over the Nets if Simmons wasn't injured/Embiid wasn't on minutes restriction)",Sixers - embiid the goat already Nets - jeremy lin gonna average 22 Raptors - biyombo was the heart and soul Celtics - Danny trades for Boogie and Boogie decides he doesn't want to play in Boston so he doesn't show up to anything Knicks - Melo doesn't play d +"Yeah, because 'muh heritage' not because of anything else. Yanks are quick to call my country a MUSLIM SHAKIRA LAW COMMUNIST SHITHOLE RULED BY A QUEEN (only one is correct)",Shithole? +New artwork for the new Red Dead game,Wow I am glad they are making Westworld into a videogame! +I'm hoping it ends with a bang on season 10.,Rick wakes up +Tried a Slam Dunk and Came Up Short :(,Why are all the greens posted on r/golf made of soft cheese? +"Rock music for working out? Hi everyone, I realised classic rock and metal are more my thing when working out. I was wondering if anyone else listens to this and what your favourite songs are for the gym? :)",Burn the Witch by Queens of the Stone Age. +"Just had another thought. If I were to include commuter rails in the system, could they represent roads heading towards Boston, southern NH, Portland, Burlington VT (like the routes people take to get to the Whites? Bad idea?",I dig it +Devils vs Ducks game day poster.,I've never seen that before +"legal marijuana would have taxes as well so I guess there are other reasons like not wanting to have stoned people in puplic where accidents can happen. and yes I know it is the same for alcohol but try to take that away from the people, it is to late.","Thank god we made weed illegal before it was too late, otherwise we'd have people using it anyways, making it themselves with no regulatory oversight, black markets, laced products and a ton of people in jail!" +"The concept of having a fucking **external ballsack and dong** between one's legs can't possibly be that hard to comprehend? Sure there are extreme cases of assholes spreading their legs, but in general the whole manspreading drama is absolutely bullshit. It's anatomy, not a choice.",Uhm it's called male privilege shit lord. +"It just got added dude, wait some days till they configured everything...",That's the point of the post. +"Yes, he also helped me miss half my bankroll after I took Colts money line.",That's right it's his fault. +As I write this comment there are zero comments doing that in this thread.,"Well yeah, because I pointed it out before they could" +after a lifetime of being around gorgeous women with no complaints UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH,Yes that fact is a bulletproof defense! +I disagree on it just being QR for 1k damage. Maybe 700 but to hit 1000 she prepared balls. If you catch her out without prep she doesn't do a ton of damage. Her ult canceling mid animation on death wouldn't make sense. She already threw the spheres so they shouldn't just drop,It's almost impossible to not prep balls anymore. +"Because it enables the exploitation of children, and is a public health risk.",You forgot the +Are you sure you dont wanna burn dumb people? By the looks of it you still want to burn their hands,okay maybe a lil diff --git a/chunk98.csv b/chunk98.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..55f80bbbacbbdc6c7e0179b8e54defdcd1028be9 --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk98.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1667 @@ +Input,Output +Ey man i'll take it,"Yeah, no problems here!" +So they have a good work ethic ....,Why can't those lazy millenials have a work ethic that good. +Sounds like you've got a solid defence there.,How do you spell color? +Some people would argue that that change would leave them without an awper but tbh they don't even have one at them minute.,"no, that change would clearly lose them a very potent smoker and a support awper" +When you don't get that max ammo,Get hate symbols out of this sub +How much do bees contribute to pollination compared to other animals/insects?,"Barry Bee Benson pollinates not only plants but humans as well, so..." +"Who the hell are Scale Lab, and how has Sister Location Trailer 1 been taken down?",~~This never happened when Harambe was alive~~ +You mean his words aren't evidence enough?,"You trying to supress his first amendment, bro?" +Waitin for midnight like,kid get a life. +Game Thread: Bruins vs Jets 8pm start? What the crap is this?! **GO BRUINS**,I'm sure they can see what we can't on their PlayStation Vita. +I wish there were two internet's. One for the above average IQ people and one for the below average IQ people.,I love being on reddit with all the smart people +"Honestly, quitting porn might not work for everyone. It's a decent tool for getting in the mood when you otherwise wouldn't, or gets you there quickly.",I quit reading the comment after #1. +Cheetah taught to paint in Abu Dhabi,TIL feline leukemia is due to being kept in fetid conditions instead of a virus like I thought. +"RHOC S11E16 - Bringing up old Ghosts - Live Discussion Thread *After a bumpy start to their vacation in Ireland, the women head off on separate adventures. Meghan takes Kelly to nearby Greystones Village in an attempt to locate distant relatives, while Vicki, Tamra, Heather and Shannon travel to a milk farm to get up close and personal with Ireland's finest cows. The two groups reconvene for dinner where Kelly awkwardly tries to make amends with Tamra. However, the peace treaty doesn't last long, as tensions reemerge and bombs fly when the ladies make their way back to the airport, leaving this group of friends in disarray like never before.*","my guess is Tamara is using shannon to get her revenge against kelly, bc ya know.., she's too christian to do it directly..." +Teddy bear trust fall,what breed is this dog? +"Does he think the polls are rigged, too? He is getting killed in them, all of them. I encourage people to do early voting before November 8th. I am afraid that some of the core Trump supports are going to physically assault people on election day.",The polls that show him losing are rigged by the MSM +"We're not racist, sexist or transphobic! #MAGA #REPEALTHE19TH #NextFakeTrumpVictim",Is anyone else totally not racist but hates the way black people talk? +"I vote psych. Good hours, amazing hourly pay, and outpatient is super chill.",Psych or prev med +"They haven't paid attention to it at all, all they hear about brexit is whatever asshole biased political commentator they may listen to. The US thinks that because they are the US no one else's mistakes or triumphs will work in the US. Otherwise they would be learning from other countries stances and successes on various issues like education/gun control/health care etc. etc. etc.","We just shook our heads, sipped our bud lights, and wondered why Britain can't get its shit together like Murica has." +"It's the second post of him mixing ED and Space Engine together. Space Engine is a free, procedural universe simulator with no gameplay but stunning views.",Sounds like Space Engine has more gameplay than E:D +"I've talked to a couple of people recently and heard horrible things about the range at the RA centre and the lead levels there. Might not be an issue for a one time visit, but I certainly wouldn't want to make it a regular place that I visit.",Lead at an indoor range? +"As soon as you said they didn't know what upstairs was, I knew exactly the type of kids they were.",I don't get it...what type of kid does that signify? +Tower thought: Omolon must be getting awful PR now that the evil raid weapons are all their corrupted guns.,Possible 44 shots without reloading Such.bad.PR +Are you implying blacks and hispanics can't be part of a militia?,"Yup, that's it" +"I must not be, I leave cars and coffee at a calm and collected 15mph. Am I doing something wrong?","Yes, correct procedure is to rev in neutral for 15 seconds before dumping the clutch and removing hands from the wheel to strike a sick pose for all the cameras." +Infinite Warfare mp looks like a joke,MORE BOOTS ON GROUND GAMEPLAY PEOPLE +Anyone else's beard/mustache stubble get stuck on the edges of the iPhone 6 screen?,You all fell into his trap admit your neck beardness. +"I think a case could be made for the Redskins, Chiefs, and Raiders all to be in front of the Packers. Outside of the first half against the Lions the Packers have looked straight up bad all year.",But they have future HoF Aaron Rodgers they'll be fine +There is no such thing as more equal. The law treats all people the same. There are no laws discriminating for or against white people. The only time the law allows for racial discrimination is when giving Black people and minorities an advantage over white/Asian people. Black people are held to a lower standard when applying for college or a loan.,"Yeah, you're right, those black people have had it too easy for too long." +are you sure it isn't SQL?,Please tell me you dropped this +"I can't tell what year your car is, but chances are you're able to lift up the seat by latches in the front underneath the seat. (there's probably two or three) once you lift it up, i grantee you'll be surprised what you find. As a detail-er at a used car lot, this can be a common problem in filthy cars.",A dead body +"Yes, and with 4000 managers hiding in the bowels of the ship.",They're all doing important organisational work +Comedy movies work when they're either wacky people in serious situations or serious people in wacky situations. Wacky people in wacky situations is just obnoxious.,It's called slap-stick AND IT'S AN ART! +COME ON DADDY WANTS THAT 1080TI,will this card be good for CS:Go and Team fortress 2? +Yeah. The Grasp farm is dead.,"Well you can still farm, you know with all those skeleton keys you have laying around..." +It sounds like her husband tried to have her whacked.,"Here, you forgot this -" +"Because their work was part of what made the game successful, so they should share in the rewards?","that's ludicrous, the CEO deserves all the money" +Which leads to him denying that ever happened and questioning you on why in the world he would ever do that and just stopping short of calling you a liar when you present him with hard copies of the emails where he said all the things he just told you he didn't say.,Because it's not gaslighting if a manager does it! +"Game Update Notes - October 18, 2016",Good thing engineer is getting the attention it needs. +PS4 patch installing right now,I'm sick of PC users being treated as second class citizens. +"Hi, it's HirezScott and I've got an announcement! Hey everyone! I'm HirezScott, and for those of you who don't know me, I've worked on SMITE for the last 4 years, and have had the privilege to be its Lead Designer and Creative Director. During that time, I helped to grow the current design team, guided general development on the game, and launched countless gods and goddesses. It's been absolutely one of the best times of my life! Over the last few months, I've been transitioning away from core SMITE Design to help Hi-Rez Studios grow across multiple games, to help to share our learning from Smite to other teams, and to help start some new projects (of which you will hear about one very soon!) I'm very pleased to announce that HirezAjax is officially taking over as Lead Designer on SMITE, a roll he's been picking up the mantle on over the last several months. He's an amazing designer and I'm super excited to see what his team has in store for Season 4! So, this isn't a goodbye at all- I'm still involved with SMITE at a very high level, and still very active with the game, I'm just no longer in the god pipeline, making day to day gameplay decisions. The game is continuing to grow and mature, this year has been its most successful yet, and it's in great hands! Feel free to shoot me or Ajax any questions you might have! Cheers! @HirezScott",":O Best of luck with the new project, and Ajax please fix matchmaking" +Avatar: The Last Ball Bender,Enter the Dragon my Balls Back in. +"Makeshift Multiplayer works, and has done for three months now- can we get more people working on the real thing to bring it to life sooner than four months away?","Thank God you're here to explain to software engineers how software engineering works, clearly they were just wasting time" +Millions of jobs are missing from the job market*,It's because of all the taxes on job creators. +I don't really like Katie Perry,Sorry I forgot the +A little early to be calling him the real deal,Don't worry I'm sure he will be Captain Kirk level someday +"This sub is the reason why I just yesterday started up the American artillery line and why I aspire to be, amongst other things in WoT, an arty shitlord. Already have Bert and Lefty, just need a few American SPGs now. I'd like to thank you all for encouraging me to make the world burn from arty shells.",Reported. +59-0.,You guy threw that game on purpose to keep us out of the playoff and get revenge on TCU for the Rose Bowl Right? +Chip Kelly really put the hurt on for the long run.,"Yeah, fucking shame we don't have Nick Foles anymore" +He spelled Habeas wrong - (Habeus). If he can't spell it how can he claim to understand it?,google fixes it for him when he searches +Who do you guys think will be up their actually inducting him? I'm thinking Snoop but is their anyone else?,Gene Simmons obviously +"My daughter's thumb unlocked my phone. She does not have a finger print saved. I shit you not. She was playing around with it, pressing the home screen and watching the fish swim and playing with the haptic home button. I figured no big deal since she doesn't know my passcode and touchID is enabled. Then it unlocked. I tried to get her to do it again but wasn't able to recreate it.",Obviously Apple is implementing a new unlocking style with a secret update called dnaID +amomentinanger,NAH BUT SHE'S BEEN CONFIRMED BEING RELEASED AT BLIZZCON CAUSE THE WEBSITE CHANGED AND THAT HAHAHAHA +"I think the biggest problem is the hypocrisy in calling women superficial and thinking they should make their decisions based on personality and class when the girl you like is someone you've never talked to, but think has great boobs. It's a bizarre sense of entitlement where he thinks he deserves a super attractive partner, whereas she's bad for wanting the same thing.","oh but don't you know that women are only good for their bodies and aren't actually people with feelings and thoughts of their own, just accessories for men to pick up and drop as they please?" +I wouldn't bring my kids to a place where there's potentially going to be loud-drunk people and in cold weather for 3 at least hours but that's just me.,Downtown isn't that bad. +"Even just the protagonists have quite the variety. White American (Michael) White Canadian (Trevor) Black (Franklin) Chinese (Huang lee) Dominican (Luis) Jewish (Johnny klebitz) Eastern european (Niko) diversity where Before GTA 3 doesn't really count since your protagonist is usually a portrait of your choice and little else. No dialog, no anything. Even what's his face from 3 never talks. The only lacking is female protagonists, but of course there are no female protagonists. People freak out with every new installment because **there are women in the game you can choose to kill if you want to, but at no point are told to**. All soldiers are male, all antagonists you kill are male (to my knowledge). In order to kill a woman you have to go off the rails and do something that is more than likely to result in punishment (getting a wanted level). And yet, the fact that it's even an *option* is too much. Can you imagine the nuclear winter that would occur if GTA had a female protagonist and she actually did something bad? The sun would be blotted out for a thousand years by shrill harpies and white knights nodding respectfully toward them.",Only one black guy =/= diverse +Condi Rice responds to report Trump called her a 'bitch' in 2006 : 'Can't wait until November 9!',I think she meant November 29th +Which things did live up to their hype?,No Man's Sky +"You are obviously not accustomed to the Italian way. He didn't say that the cars were an embaresment to enzo, his ancestors and italia as a whole. Calling them rubbish is pretty polite.",Anything up to and including your mother is a whore is actually quite polite in Italian culture..... +"The only things we actually see in there is an unusual assortment of various thugs, ranging from Russian to Colombian. Not to mention, with the sheer density of drugs and money laying about in there, I highly doubt anybody lives there casually.",He did say 'neighbourhood' because we all know only minorities can live in the ghetto. +first 15 seconds of the game my skill level is literally on par with fekars,"pfff noob, i can hold him 1 minute easy" +Guys I cracked the code,Hahahahahahahahahahahaha +"Inheritance should go directly to grandchildren to help ease housing crisis, says Tory housing minister",Capitalism is so efficient! +Unless they're not hot,Then is it a life worth saving? +That would be horrendous.,Great thing that's never happened. +Well. Everything as planned,aimlock +How do we know if the driver is a girl then. Post says good job lady,Women cant drive good +let me Google that for you,"OK, let me know what you find." +"Bababa ang value ng land namin sa metro manila kapag nangyari yan, mababawasan traffic at wala ng masyadong bibile ng condo wag naman sana",You forgot this +I see that joke is still on,Playing the long con +I think it shows that this man had love in his heart that he wanted to share. He felt he had to go half way around the world to find someone that would give him a chance.,"Yeah, what a fucking neckbeard." +Iran airs 'House of Cards' to educate public about U.S. politics,"That's OK, we will show Not Without My Daughter to educate public about Iranian politics." +"I'm subscribed to this Subreddit, and I check up on it frequently, but I have no idea what this references. Did I miss a trend? Is Kaite a user-made Companion mod or something? I am completely clueless as to what this is about. Can somebody fill me in? ^^christ ^^please ^^tell ^^me ^^this ^^isn't ^^more ^^of ^^that ^^Vault-Meat ^^style ^^bullshit ^^again ^^can ^^we ^^just ^^keep ^^it ^^in ^^our ^^pants ^^for ^^like ^^six ^^seconds ^^guys ^^come ^^on ^^like ^^I ^^am ^^totally ^^cool ^^with ^^people ^^getting ^^their ^^rocks ^^off ^^and ^^whatnot ^^but ^^damn ^^man ^^jeez","I turn the game on, there's no reason it shouldn't be consensual." +"Strongest Birthright Characters Hey, starting my 1st playtgrough on birthright and want to know who are the 2 strongest physical and mage attackers in Hoshido to level for my unit logbook.","Ryoma only, no items, Buy Conquest instead" +"i share two of my most recent (I'm degenerate, i don't care) - After binking a $1000 satellite i was waiting for a friend to finish since we drove together and had diner plans that night. he ended up on the final table and play was super slow. i had no money left, i had $20 in my wallet and put it in a baccarat machine kiosk thing. for those who don't know baccarat is, it is basically a coin flip you get 1:.95 on your money and its 50/50 result. so i always refer to playing baccarat as playing flips. - flipped for $20, won. flipped for $40, won. flipped for $80, won. flipped for $160, won. cashed out of the machine for around $300. - went straight over to the $100 min tables which i am no stranger to. flipped $300, won. flipped $600, won. flipped $1200, won. - shoe ended on the table, i stood up went and checked on my mate, he was on the bubble, watched him bubble and bust. went back with my mate to the tables, he had 1k to flip also. - flipped $1k, won. Flipped $2k, won. flipped $4k and won. - 8k profit flipping monies. - next story - i had $1000 and played baccarat for like 15 hours, ended up with $30k+ the rush was awesome, even losing money feels good at this point. - went and checked out poker at like 2am sunday morning and there was a 5/10 game (to small to play a 2k buy in game when i am up like 30k...) and there was a 10/20 PLO game to small to play too registered interest for 50/100 PLO and got 2 guys to come play. played until sunrise and i had everyones stack. was sitting on 40k~ + 20k from degen baccarat. had $60,000 all in 5k chips, i was ready to cash out... decided to flip one more time at baccarat for $40k and i won, and CHRIST it was a real sweat, for those of you who played, i played banker, player exposed natural 8 and i peeled 2 - 2 side cards and 1 of them was a 5, the sweat of peeling the second 2 side was INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i did not want to see another pip, i think i took a good minute to bend it out, i had heaps of asian laddies blowing on it for me too.. i won. left with $100k after going there with only $1000",That happened. +What's a better way to make money? So I took some of your advice. Most people said either work the auction house or farming accounts. Which is better?,Scam +Fwd: Ya DUMMY!,DAE sexual assault victims just want attention! +Hillary superpac directly linked to the fake pedo charges against Assange,"Well, frankly, I'm shocked!" +Indonesian woman flogged for standing too close to boyfriend,"Title: Women flogged... Article: seven men and six women... LOL, okay, I guess men are not as important" +"Hillary Clinton Was 'Ambivalent' About Net Neutrality, Podesta Emails Show",Scandalous! +He studied the blade,Because artists and soldiers are not gay at all +"I am sick of people calling that kind of crap work. No, your Arbonne parties do not equal a job. You aren't in business for yourself because you sell $100 of Scentsy candles per month. My mom sold Avon so I know how that crap works (but she also worked a 9-5-- she mostly sold it so she could get free makeup).",But they are entrepreneurs! +"Well there was the whole Raped a prostitute scandal a few months back, although that rather predictably turned out to be nothing. Oh yeah, and he shoplifted a Krispy Kreme once.",Who hasn't? +IS THIS THE CHRISTMAS CUPS,"if so, i expect a riot because they're not red." +Squirrel Hill (Section A5): Section is threatened with Jewish encroachment from south.,Jews in Squirrel Hill that will never happen! +Study: Hundreds of mammal species - from chimpanzees to hippos to bats - are being eaten into extinction by people,"Clearly the solution here is to build several bat, hippo and chimp CAFOs." +So the conversation went : I support her policies Which policies? *outlines policies* SHILL!,That's EXACTLY what a shill would say! +Because Facebook is the best method to eradicate exploitation around the world!,Reforms will solve all! +My dog is ready for Game 4,SWEET BABY ANGEL TOO PURE FOR THIS WORLD! +"Big or small, what would make your day better?",A reprieve from crushing self doubt re; am I good at anything professionally +"I dunno, the only thing Yo-Yo has that is more Sombra-like than Skye is that she's latina.",Skye's totally like Mei though. +"Christian Guzman, Marc Fitt, Scott Herman",Joffrey +Not doing it when clearly able to is shit. Remember context when you try to provide points.,but that takes effort +"So he clearly used the deescalation shit everyone whines about *successfully*, but when she *still* came at him with a blunt deadly weapon and he defended himself appropriately as a last resort, he somehow broke policy. What more do they want? Mentally ill people with deadly weapons are equally as dangerous, if not more so, then mentally sound people - although I've always been one to say someone going after the police with a deadly weapon is, by example, not mentally sound.","No, see, what you're supposed to do is to run forwards and hug them so they can't hit you!" +Dude as long as the pussy good she could be a hoarder for all I care,Nice one Donald +It's a joke...w.o.w,Damn didn't realise +"I think he's a boring turd inside and outside the octagon, like the Kurt Angle of UFC.",Yeah the Alex fight was such a snoozefest +Battlefield: DOOM Edition,"Man, its finally time to get the PS4 Pro for the ultimate 4k upscaled experience at 15fps." +What is the best exotic dancing business in closest vicinity to the front gates of your post?,Nice try ISIS! +"I mean the hilarious part about this comment is how close minded it is. Obviously the gargoyle WAS made to be seen in this light, and actually is probably meant to be viewed when raining, thus spewing water out its mouth rather than solid ice.",Please tell me you dropped your +Together with the Authenticator app that should be out last month?,"patience, it will be out... Soon^TM" +"If you had to create a brutally honest slogan about yourself and wear it on a tee shirt, what would it say?",My apathy makes me socially bulletproof. +Or we could just find the chemical that is reducing the methane in this seaweed and add it to the cows current food.,"Yes, this is the logical next step, selling shit like this is the sole reason for the global warming conspiracy." +"RIP fallen friend. Gone, but never forgotten.",never forgotten just like the shit they did with Kishin. +"don't disenchant it, golden cards are striktly better.","Elise, malchezaar, Nzoth are insane value because you get more golden cards" +"So our choices for the White House are a slimy sexually explicit man or an old dirty crone who will murder people to silence them... I'll take the slimy old man. Not my first choice, but probably the better of the two.",Clinton was definitely going to drone the Ecuadorian embassy in the middle of London. +The only job suitable for these spastics is a burning tire around their neck..,That's more of a hobby or a pastime +Byali releases his frustration,His hacks aren't working properly. +Raising the minimum wage will make it worse Hillary!,"I propose a $1,000 dollar an hour minimum wage so we can all be rich." +ISIS is at its weakest point ever,NOOOO ISIS IS GONNA CONQUER US AND RAISE ITS FLAG OVER THE WHITE HOUSE UNLESS WE ELECT DONALD TRUMPPPPPPPP +"Maybe. Statistically, the Axis powers were much more deadly toward Allied civilians. Of the ~60 million people killed in WWII, - 50 million (83%) were Allies. 70% of those deaths were civilians. - 10 million (17%) were Axis. 24% of those deaths were civilians. So, it was much worse to be an Allied civilian. RIP Russians, Chinese, Polish civilians. And RIP Germans and the rest who died in that cataclysm.","Nah dude, those were untermensch so they don't count" +31-18 in shots. I'll leave u guess who the 18 is.,Islanders +Entitlements are 60% of federal spending? That doesn't sound right...I'm pretty sure it's the military industrial complex,Well they are entitled to that +Reclaiming the armrest,I'm sure a guy in a Crossfit shirt would take that if roles were reversed +Nah he recently grew to 7'4 didn't you hear,He was holding out on us... that bastard! +Trump in 2013: We must 'leave borders behind' because future of US 'depends on a cohesive global economy',Hey you can't use his own words against him! +"Gf spotted this in Portland, Maine",You'd be surprised how many people need to hear or see something 3 times to get it through their thick skulls +How are artifacts used in pvp? Aren't they disabled in bgs/arenas?,"Nope, but trinkets are." +"Maybe fighting for civil rights isn't a substantial job to you, but it's not like he did nothing until he was forty.",NOPE HE WAS JUST SMOKIN COMMIE DOOBERS AND TRYING TO DESTROY AMERICA. +"If I negotiate for more money at a hedge fund, am I expected to perform better? If I negotiate for more money at a hedge fund, am I expected to perform better / is it harder for me to get promoted or bonuses?","No, it's fine if you preform the same, or worse, for more money." +"Trump is playing 4D chess by letting Hillary talk in circles about toddler armies with guns he sits back and acts presidential. I've not seen any actual evidence debates matter. His goal was to tread water and run out the clock because his screw ups hurt him more than Hillary screw ups would. My god Hillary is for open borders because of energy for gods sake! And she thinks it's reasonable to require guns be subject to draconian laws D.C. Implemented and was angry they were rightfully struck down as unconstitutional. There are no consequences for Hillary screw ups. None. The moderator tried to nail him down on accepting the results but let's be honest, her campaign invited riots and is coordinating voter fraud. I would've answered similarly too although I would have been a smart ass. Trump really gets no credit for not being a smart ass and he gets no credit for acting presidential. In that regard I think Trump won a strategic victory. Wanting him to knock her out verbally sounds nice but it can really backfire... and really it isn't going to win over moderates if Trump is going middle school on national tv. I'd give Trump an 8/10. Hillary on the other hand came off as aggressive and even unhinged. She was practically screaming at Donald when she was bitching about the Russian haxxors when there's no public evidence it was the Russians. He'll she didn't seem to understand a no fly zone over Russian troops is a *declaration of war*. Overall I was amused at her open borders for energy policy as well as her talking in circles. She got a few singers in but overall I was disgusted with how disingenuous she was. Lying about Trumps Iraq position. Not apologizing for the Chicago riots her campaign started. Hillary really strikes me as a rage filled rich person who has yes men surrounding her. Trump standing up to her quite literally hurt her feelings. I'd give her a 4/10 and that's being generous. Vote for Trump unless you want WW3. Hillary openly calls for an act of war against Russia.","But, but, but she said 17 qualified people said it was the Russians." +I'm a real woman and I approve this message! All the other women commenting are fake women.,There is no such thing as fake women on the internet though +"I read it. 1. There are no links to any of the actual studies. 2. The article is full of terrible grammatical errors. 3. The source is RT, the Russian propaganda network. I'm not shilling, I read the article, and I think it's very likely completely bogus.",I'm feeling The Onion Effect on this one. +"CNN can suck a dick. So can FOX. If you are watching either, you are being fed only what they want to feed you. Fuck em both.",That's why I get all my news from reddit! +Having an opinion is one thing. Acting like NJPW is the best thing in the world is just silly.,"Yeah, acting like the wrestling promotion that consistently puts on the best wrestling matches is the best is totally crazy." +That depends on the unit. I know most nurses I work with would rather take a chance on an admit rather than get a TBI patient from SICU.,"Neuro nurse here, I can't imagine why!" +That all changed when the white people attacked,Asians would *totally* agree that they all got along and were equal. +This makes no sense. The most important place to be armed is in the voting booth. We can't have a real democracy until people in the booth are armed.,"Because as we all know, real democracy happens at gunpoint." +I think it's easy to accuse the moderator of bias that way,Have someone moderate the moderators. +And they have also been run by democrats by decades and have some of the strictest gun laws in the country.,Yeah but obviously the problem is still guns +Is it possible to cram for a Calc exam?,Pop some Adderall and study like a mad man and maybe you'll get a C. +"We'll never forget you 4chan after the CTR took over, we'll keep up the good fight. We fucking promise.",The doxing was magically delicious and hilarious to watch. +"People who talk to actual scientists and doctors don't throw around words like toxin. Especially with a substance that's been in the human diet since the beginning of time, and is used by the body because, weirdly enough, it's MEANT to be used by the body. i.e. you're supposed to consume it.","Exactly, just like how since we have THC receptors in our brain we are supposed to smoke weed, right?" +Two white men in the media lost their jobs. Sound the alarm | Nesrine Malik | Opinion,"Two white men in the media lost their jobs, gloat." +"News about Hillary going to prison: DELETED Clickbait about a tweet Trump made: INSTAFRONTPAGE See no bias here, can't wait to see this election end and see the reaction from the opposing side.","I'm sure it has *absolutely nothing* to do with the fact that Hillary is not going to prison and *everything* to do with the fact that this sub is filled with shills and liberals, too." +"As a British person, that debate made me weep for the fine country that was America. Whether or not you agree with Clinton or the Democrats is a matter for reasonable debate and I am sure, like any person on the front line of public life for such a long time, there are any number of words or actions which can be questions, spun or looked upon with regret in hindsight. But to see Donald Trump - a sociopathic, racist, sexist, xenophobic, mysoginist - as a supposed representative of millions of people who, at their core, have only different political (or perhaps religious) beliefs to divide them, is a sad indictment of what your politics has become. It's not that it's between the two to win the Presidency because Clinton will obviously win, but that all sides must surely now look at your union and ask just why so many supporters of this man were looking for a voice for these sorts of opinions. Shocking, occasionally amusing, but mostly very sad","I mean, if Britain hadn't lost the Revolutionary War we wouldn't be in this mess right now, so if you really think about it it's your country's fault." +"Rondo? You're comparing Rondo to Smart? Are you kidding me? Rondo tore his ACL and played another quarter. He played through a dislocated Elbow. Rondo is a BAMF, they do not react to pain in the slightest similar way. They took the stretcher out because Smart was acting like he tore every ligament in his leg, not because he had a grade 2 ankle sprain.",Rondo: the definition of toughness +It's a female :p,Oh then clearly you're a loser for not taking that offer. +"No different than Trump not being able to respond to employing illegal immigrants to build his signature building or buying cheap steel from China, amirite?",Obviously employing illegal immigrants to build his signature building or buying cheap steel from China was Clinton's fault! +"Pastafarian church was refused to register their organization as religious in Latvia There is a hype in Latvian social sphere this week about the rejection to register Pastafarian church as the religious organization. People don't actually care much about that church, but hype is because of the reasons why they were refused. I've decided to share some quotes with you because some of them are quite amazing. Their request was analyzed by the Ministry of Justice of Latvia and by Latvian Security Police. Ministry of Justice explained their decision by saying that Pastafarian church states that some specific food is the basis of life and anything in the Universe. Ministry fails to explain why is it bad to believe in that and how does it differ from other ridiculous beliefs. Also, Ministry adds (and this is quite amazing), that the goal of this organization is to not devote themselfes to some diety but to **stimulate critical thinking and to question conventional values** and it somehow is bad. I don't even want to comment this one. Meanwhile, Security Police explained that Pastafarian church bases their beliefs on mocking values of other religions and it can somehow stimulate intolerance and offend other religions. Like any other religion doesn't do that. Again, I don't really care about Pastafarianism or any other belief, but I think this is a good example of hypocrisy and double standards on state level.",It's a good thing we have all those EU human rights laws to stop stuff like this +"The moon only has 1 time zone. IDIOT, gosh.","Yeah I mean everyone request cards at 15pm, this sub can only complain" +"Department managers are on their computers 90% of the time, especially his department, emails, scheduling, billing, reading and printing plans, submitting plans to various suppliers. There's no way to explain it.","He has his PC running 24/7, simple enough." +Friends should totally fuck eachother!,Guy really knows what he's talking about with his socialist/communist/capitalism argument. +I went for a walk at lunch yesterday walked past two guys smoking a pipe in their car. In a business park. At noon.,Such a piece of shit +"They were down big, though. And they never threw to Lacy.","But this game, they'll make sure to get those dumpoffs to Lacy" +So the big game in this video is a fucking 5 year old one? Are you kidding?,Zelda and Mario definitely aren't Nintendo's big games or anything +"They are more than happy to let you keep using it, you will just end up with extra charges. Luckily the charges cap at $200 so its practically charity work.",I hope that was +First Look at Nintendo Switch,Pretty cool that they'd use a 5 year old game to sell a new device. +"Over half the people in prison are there for drug offenses, and this women is being let go due to prison overcrowding","Makes sense to me, smoking weed is definitely worse than infanticide." +The creative industry says hi,But all you did was move some labels around. +Who's going to Grand Rapids Comic Con? Who's going and who is cosplaying there? I am going and cosplaying as Filthy Frank.,"Going to go, trying to find a last minute cosplay, thinking a fallout npc would work, just need to get some clothes for it" +"That choke comment she made about Trump in Mexico was the best. You could practically see his mind implode in anger, it showed too, he started rambling even more after that. I really think there is a massive part of Trump that just can't handle having to share a stage as an equal with a women. This whole Make America Great Again just stinks of negative connotations to me. Great Again? Like back in the good old days when woman knew their place and he was not a wrinkly toad out of his depth in this new world with all these confusing morals, ethics and equality.",Back when urban communities were great. +A mi me mata cuando te debaten que el Che defenderia los derechos de los homosexuales y otras minorias. #Not,El che se resignifico +"Yeah, they changed some stuff today so it doesn't work like yesterday, but I already got around it, ayy.",this should teach Epic to ward their jungle better so they dont get backdoored +What's she wearing?,"Harness, she's not fully big enough for it yet, but it makes her easier to catch if she has it on." +almost exactly a year ago now...,Hey man it's early access you can't go around expecting them to do what they say they will do. +"I got my first Wall St. job offer. I am so happy. Stressing out about the recruiting was ruining my senior year. I am also very happy the job is in NYC, where I am from. It still hasn't hit me that I am going to be 22 making 6 figures. There's tons of Americans who don't make that much after working for decades. God I got lucky in life so far.",So when did/do you start doing cocaine? +Why do you think we're all fat? :(,Because we are +"Just call some eyeglass stores in your area and ask if they will measure your IPD and if so if they charage for it. Found one place in my area that measured it and didn't charge me a thing, so I know my IPD and not an estimate of it.",That sounds much easier and more convenient than holding a piece of paper or a ruler up to your face in front of the mirror! +Samsung considers LG batteries for Galaxy S8,I can't wait for the bootloop issue to be discovered that it's an issue with its batteries and the S8 is affected. +yeah but you haven't played it while talking a shit,I can play it on my tablet... +Allo 2.0,For some reason the update didn't add sms support for me. +"The NFL cares more about celebration and taunting penalties than game changing calls/ off the field issues* *Unless that off the field issue is pot, in which case God bless your soul cause the NFL will come down on you like your on the FBI's most wanted","Pot is deadly man, gotta keep it out of our players' systems." +"Who's your midseason coach of the year? I'd nominate either PJ Fleck or Mike MacIntyre, with probably a lean to MacIntyre. Getting CU back on the map after so many years in the wilderness is no mean feat. Honorable mention to Mike Riley, although honestly he's working with a lot more tools than either of those other guys.",Kirk Ferentz +"Yeah, this footage shows that OP was going against FAA regulations.",It's ok OP helped create this application +"no becasue that's something negative about Clinton, and everything regarding Clinton is only positive.","Dat's sexist, you privileged pasty white male bernie bro you." +"So, how fat are we talking? Like, three fiddy pounds?","doesn't matter, huge boobs!" +"If you were to buy the Great One's Jersey.. which team would it be? EDM, LA, NY... and why?",Habs - apparently it's been retired by us s/ +"Its been 8 years since the financial crisis, but I only just understood why it happened",What's so complicated about collateralized mortgage securities? +You should do the needful and restart your spirit now.,Do the needful I don't know why but everytime I read this in an email I get triggered. +Why the fuck does anyone care about something that didn't happen to them or within their lifetime? People need to stop being butthurt about something that has absolutely nothing to do with them.,"How else can they get respect, earn it?" +America is turning into South Korea without the pro Starcraft players. Why live?,Add salt to the wound SK has better internet. +"It's a shame really , but the media influence is still strong in some areas. But thanks to Tim Berners-Lee (inventor of the internet) we have chance.","Wait, I thought Al Gore invented the Internet..." +"President Duterte shying away from the US makes sense in the long term... at least for now. Wait, what?",I'm fifteen and this is too deep for me. +One of these things is not like the others.,Must be UNC... +"I have no idea, I'm not American.","Stop influencing our election, commie!" +'Old friends who disagree who the prime minister should be': Christopher Pyne plays down Turnbull-Abbott tensions,It's on +"This is what happens when you smoke weed, kids.",I'm SO paranoid man! +People could get jobs,"Not sure why you are getting downvoted, I think u missed a" +"If this ends up not being true, I will absolutely kill someone","Hillary, is that you?" +"I like the fact this is basically the NVIDIA Shield K1 successor we were promised but never got. I'm honestly excited- both Nintendo and NVIDIA have a vested interest in making this go well, and the concept seems really cool. More importantly portable Splatoon.",Nintendo releases firmware update for Splatoon that allows users to use KBM on the WiiU for that extra competitive edge. +"Trump Is Wrong, Little Haiti Goes for Hillary 19 to 1","Well duh, they're clearly entitled hoodlums sucking off the government's teat" +When I saw it time to pull the plug on Crosby?,You forgot the +Jesus Christ guys we're down 4 with a quarter and a half to go. Calm the fuck down.,"That's true - we scored 6 points in 2.5 quarters, so mathematically 4 points in 1.5 quarter seems reasonable." +Girl I found on Instagram,Abella Danger? +"The Milwaukee police officer involved in a fatal shooting that sparked days of protests in the city in August has been arrested on sexual assault and prostitution charges, police said Thursday.",I see a promotion in someone's future +"maybe it's not that his hands are small, but that everything else is just really big. really makes you think","That's the first time I've heard someone say, maybe it's Trump that's normal!" +Physicists need to shut up about philosophy and history more often.,But...all of history is made out of atoms...therefore they actually know it better than everyone +"It's way too early to give up on Hezonja and it's only preseason, but jeez dude...",Barnes for Hezonja who says no +I always found their name to be such a joke. They're missing that key prefix 'mis' in the last word of their name. I used to work on a farm in southern Oregon. The BLM essentially let logging companies into the coastal range that they 'managed' and 'owned' and let them clearcut vast swaths of pristine old growth forest. Just an utter wake of destruction.,It's completely in keeping with the our Government's tradition of maintaining our natural resources. +Nintendo partnering with Nintendo?,I think Apple has exclusive rights to Nintendo games for the next 2 years so there won't be any Nintendo games on the NS. +ICE CONFIRMED RACIST,HE (ALMOST) SAID IT TriHard +Proof that girls like sex just like guys,This man is going to get laid! +"Cool, but I don't think bungie would pick it since the song says I will fuck with you for eternity","What, you mean their company slogan?" +The poor sods still can't play Bloodborne though..,What a horrible shame +Aight here goes: 1. Big show 2. Kane 3. The rock 4. Spike dudley 5. Ryback,"why is everyone talking about these small baby sized wrestlers, Uce?" +Probably a drug-sniffing dog. Pitbulls are tough to train as attack dogs.,Good to know they're helping so much to keep us safe +Ronaldo--Lewandowski--Messi -------------de Bruyne------------ --------Coutinho--Matuidi-------- Alaba-Alderweireld-Godin-Bellerin ---------------Buffon--------------,"Ronaldo - Lewandowski - Messi, holy shit, that would have been illegal :D" +"Just ban anyone caught using bots. That's what steam does, and it seems to work.","Yup, they will never create a new account and start botting again, never happens!" +Which children's film or TV show is actually a masterpiece?,Beyblade: The Animated Series! +It requires input and plays games,"Nintendo doing the same thing over and over again, no innovation 0/10" +God was testing him. How did he not see that.Sigh,Yeah the devil made you win. +Esplain,Suicide. +Tfw you compare ruined king to rylais.,Both slow +"Man, the iCourier is really a beautiful ship.",You even got its best side. +Canonically she is 14.,So legal age in Edo period +we do our own thing over here in the US,Miles FTW! +I hope people now realize Ndour is not ready for the NBA.,But but but... summer league! +"LOL so me waiting to hear from more than one source before I blindly start believing something is dumb? Ok man, you do you","You're supposed to pick a few facts that you blindly support, and ignore anything to the contrary." +Didn't realize Corsair was getting into ballet.,That's not spelled the same idiot +I just sword all the ads and then there's no ads left to shoot you if you get into trouble jump high and sword swipe toward the back of the arena,"To right side partner: Okay, let me just kill those exploding shanks with a sw..." +Just pay $999.99 US dollars to unlock the no duplicates feature!!,Don't forget to read the small print Only valid for 1 common drop +Federal officer seen on video apparently kicking cuffed man in head,Federal officer = Homeland Security ...*so it must be alright then* +Well you are smarter than me!,Yeah I totally choose not to have friends +How the fuck did you guys not listen to Yamborghini High? That song came out right after Yam's death.,Like a year after +"And this is why nobody likes liberals exept other liberals. Perpetually blind, while exuding a sense of unwarranted arrogance while thinking they are in the right 100% of the time. If Trump wins, your entire world will come crumbling down. I hope I can watch this entire website implode come election day.","lol yeah, Republicans are popular" +The Pyramid of Taste,Umm this pleb forgot to add treated static. +"Well, it was fun while it lasted. Nintendo, remember to make something more stable (about as much as your 3ds updates) for the next generation.",I think you dropped this +"Why are the Ukrainian Archangels so expensive? Where do yall find them and why are they so expensive? I realize they look cool but still, it's almost twice what spot it alot of the them.",Communism. +I think you mean sexy Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris,Isn't that redundant? +One is their tracker the other their weekly.,Is one more accurate than another or just trying to see what's different between the two after the election? +I had a nightmare so I made a diorama of it.,What a perfectly natural reaction! +Smells like...,could be exploited +"WAR Diaz but cmon stop it with that shit, you're being pathetic right now.",Big Diaz fan but Mcgregor won that fight +Why will you miss him? Rotation isn't for quite some time.,~6 months is just around the corner! +In Borders in one of the best selling Malay section...HARAM,No pork or dog so it's not absolutely haram Sex is just slightly haram +Off white Joggers,Those aren't even off white they're black +Well if its corruption he wants to clean up then China and Russia are definitely the countries he wants to go with.,"As opposed to the US where money != speech and the Clintons are clean as a whistle, right?" +"You're right, it's completely flawed logic and I don't agree with it. I was poking fun at the previous comments. The simple fact is if a person is being carried then those other 2 people still have to pull the extra weight. But how do you tell who's being carried? The imperfect ELO system? Win rate based on whether or not they found a good team on LFG or not? K/D? Assists are part of teamshooting which is a key factor in high level games. Last week, I played Trials with a real life friend and a guy from LFG. We didn't expect to go flawless. We did. My buddy had, through all games, a top kd of 0.84 while me and the LFG guy had anywhere between 3 and 7 on average. Was he carried by that statistic alone? Yeah. But it doesn't tell you why we kept winning: His insane rushing strat got him killed but also put them so far out of position it was easy pickings for me and the other guy. What I'm saying is, people need to stop worrying so fucking much about ELO, WR, KD and carrying and play the game. If you don't get to the lighthouse, *practice* (not play) the game more, get better, try again next weekend.",you forgot the +what's wrong with him?,"you just assumed their gender, that's what's wrong" +"It does, because he can't even play it on PC :(",But... but... PSNow is available with RDR on PC! +I think Bell passes it even better than Johnson. But Johnson also looks amazing.,But did he pass his drug test? +Transgender people are being their actual gender,"No, they're not being the gender *I* think they should be" +How can you not tell the difference between 60 and 30?,The human eye can't see above 30 FPS +EU Servers in a nutshell...,Just give them back Werner so we can life in harmony again ^^ +"It's not a beta, it's a demo. At best you could say they are testing the servers. You can't make any significant changes 2 weeks before launch.","True, maybe one day in the far away future we'll get launch day patches that fix these kinds of things thanks to beta feedback" +Rams 6:30 AM local kickoff is a middle finger to fans and another example of NFL prioritizing money over them,"If you were a real fan you'd be going to London to watch the game, not complaining about kickoff time." +"(Massive Anime Spoilers) First look at (Spoiler) appearing in episode 64 from, Dragon Ball Heroes!",Not really that massive since the image is too blurry to get anything meaningful out of it. +"How It's Made, always showing the assembly line machines, should do a show on how the assembly line machines are made.",How what makes what is made is made. +Wait... she's lost a child to meningitis and still refuses to have her children vaccinated?,Well clearly it was the vaccines fault! +"What is KAT's weakness? I didn't watch him game to game his first year, so I've been playing a little bit of catch up with all the KAT hype going around. My first impression is, WOW this kid is a stud. He has it all. Can face-up, go back to the basket, take it to the rack, shoot, etc, but of course everything I see is from highlight tapes. Do we even have much to go off of to say what he can't do?",His team is his weakness +"So the DNC's corruption is also Hillary's because they like and support her? Sounds like guilt by association. And the media isn't completely uncritical of Hillary, just not as critical as some would like.",I think what people see regarding the DNC corruption is that there was a 2008 Clinton campaign co-chair running the 2016 primary and claiming the process was neutral until leaks occurred causing her to step down on the eve of the DNC convention and then immediately get brought on as an (honorary) co-chair of the same campaign she was seen to be in favor of. +Engineering is easy tbh,"Uh huh, like *super* easy." +All I have to say to that is Congratulations; You have bought the apple product of all notebooks. Overpriced and Underwhelming. PS. Trigger warning to apple users PSS I have a mac so I really shouldn't talk,Sorry we're not all edgy enough to carry around field notes. +It's done that way for ad revenue. I don't see it being changed anytime soon unfortunately.,Kill the advertisers! +"Bengi My Nidalee pick was kind of accident In post-game OGN Interview : Caster Jun : Bengi, that nid pick! What Was That! Bengi : It's...It was because kkoma's marvelous pick and ban. hmm. Can I do not say more about this? Casters : (giving pressure to bengi) Bengi : Coach Kkoma apologized to team just after Pick & Ban at my nidalee game, Coach said Sorry team, nidalee is open I think Kkoma got nervous (by gorilla's MF pick) and made ban mistake. Although We set P&B one day before match and I was not intended to play nidalee...But Peanut is PREEETY good nidalee so we can't give him that champ, so I had to pick him. I didn't practiced nidalee much; we always ban nid at purple side. But, nid is basically good champion so I decided to do and It went well with a bit of luck. TL;DR : bengi's nid was not intended and prepared pick. It's because Kkoma messed up P&B by banning Miss Fortune.",Nidalee is totes balanced +The garbled speech is a pun. Passive Heights Argumentative Standards Elevation P.H.A.S.E This is said right after Angsty Teen speaks It's not a P.H.A.S.E mom,Between this and Rick Astley's silhouette I'm starting to wonder if SL isn't just a really elaborate April Fools prank. +Who is your casting for lord Darkseid?,Iron Mike Tyson...go the teen titans go route on the voice +"These morons have no idea how to read the constitution, SCOTUS decisions, documents from the framers etc. And this proposal would do nothing to stop or even diminish gun violence.",But have you thought about the children? +Which rule is easiest to break in your opinion?,Mention he who must not be named and post critical reasoning why he is the god we need. +I didn't want to look like a glutton.,Well then just get gluton free cakes! +"Trumps says he'll sue anyone who says anything negative about him, this isn't news.","Yeah, that's not an exaggeration or anything." +God that tweet is lame. Can't even talk shit right!,"Well, she is a Christian women." +"Too bad you lost it at that shitty biolab fight lol. Dude had 1 kill at the top of the leader board with like 23,000 xp hahaha.","Yeah dude, with membership boost I was worth like 50k a kill at least, really worth the 25$" +"After so many interviews where bangs said hes not having a good time playing the game, I'm glad he finally had fun in a series :*)",Finally he had some challenge +FREE Dog Sunglasses UV protection Water-Proof,Recommended by veternarians +"If it weren't for Johnson, it would be much, Much worse. Imagine, if we still had Ramo, or Hiller in for this game.",Bring back Barry Brust! +"Many FBI employees appear to think she should've been charged, and plenty of people lower on the political totem poll have been charged or fired/disciplined for far less. I think you'd have to be delusional not to think her political influence and role as a presidential candidate didn't affect the ultimate decision not to charge her for some kind of gross negligence (maybe not intent). And yet, despite her questionable credibility and even competence, Trump makes her look like a good candidate. That's just the power of the repulsive Donald Trump.","Maybe you should first charge President Bush, Dick Chaney, as well as previous state department heads, then you wouldn't appear to be so biased against one person." +When the fad is completely dead and it is completely irrelevant,so... yesterday? +"I have perfect skin, dark eyebrows and lashes and generally am attractive. I get hit on plenty when I wear zero makeup, which is most of the time.","Well, that's all very relevant." +whatre the odds he's muslim,11-Sep +It's because the guy in Montana is white and this guy is hispanic,Racism is only bad if it's white on colored racism +Do you object to sexy Blackwatch Reyes?,I should have added the +I had a panic attack once and I didn't know what it was so I thought I was having a heart attack.,just think positive! +Kodak's New Logo is a Return to the Classic 1970s Logo,great compression on those images showcasing the design +Yup especially Neymar who you can see swearing at them. Also it was a fucking plastic water bottle. Absolutely hilarious how r soccer is reacting to this like they got hit with a brick Barcelona is such an embarrassing club with cringey insufferable fans,You obviously aren't familiar with the clay-plastic bottles of water we use in Valencia. +Yeah I had a player say that to me after I just lost in the SCF.,Well...a good team would have won the Stanley Cup +Girls don't owe you sex because you are a nice guy.,My dick ain't gonna ride itself. +she can fuck right off,"This poster is a troll/lefty prick who usually spams r/ukip, check his post history." +Gotta love the mentality of these people. Nothing is OP if it can be parried and I just happen to be SO GOOD at parrying.,Just parry it bruh +This woman (Miss Iceland) was recently told by the owner of Miss Grand International to lose weight. She did the sane thing and quit.,"No wonder they told her to lose weight, she is like a blimp!" +"The religion that throws acid on women, and stones them to death while they're sinking in quicksand? That's equality? Jesus, they're moving into 4th wave feminism, false modesty","Women can't drive, can't go out without a chaperone.... sounds great let's do that here!" +I'm pretty happy with her,"Wow, if she doesn't have AT LEAST +5000 HP she's complete trash, what a noob" +"It's not paranoia, it's realism... When i say : The mario in the trailer is maybe not even real i mean It possible that it will not be THAt mario that we will get, like in the trailer it seems to be a 3D mario in the desert, with a Artistic Diretion close to the Galaxy ones, but maybe he will be a cell shading one. Like Zelda Wii U (demo tech) and Zelda BoTW But Huge Thank you to you, you aswered most of my questions. thank you again",You are right I'm sure the entire video was a lie. +"Wow, that's pretty crazy. I haven't heard about them taking 3 furloughs this year.","Yeah, it's been a fantastic year for us employed by them....." +No comment: Clinton has 'nothing to say' about Wikileaks email revealing $12M quid pro quo with Morocco's king that an aide said was a 'mess' of her own making,its ok tho she prolly just can not recall! +"You have to remember, Riot is a small indie company, they can't afford to host many tournaments in one year.",We have to realize that League is still in alpha give Riot time +"Stick with the GameCube, you'll be happier for it.",but what if we get melee hd on the switch +"on one hand, i hate you ! (especially for having 3d2y Robin) ;) on the other hand, i can clear that fortnight with Ray in more or less 10 turns so ...","I hate everyone who has a 3d2y Robin, she's the only person I need for the cerebral dream team...everyone else is max/max in anticipation of her" +How do I make my hands faster? Right now when I'm watching TV or something I just do the sexy move repeatedly as fast as I can.,Put maru on your hands +"If you havent read about it yet, you should: Dunning-Kruger effect",I got gold elims bro what are you trying to say? +Clinton Vaults to a Double-Digit Lead (POLL) 50% to 38%,Now watch as half the complacent Dems don't bother voting while the hyper-raging Trumplets turn out to vote in droves. +They also tried to cover up the fact that their kicker made beating his wife a daily habit and only cut him after it became publicly known,We all know that underinflated footballs are a much bigger threat to the integrity of the game than players who beat their wives and girlfriends. +This used to be a Miata... I think?,"It's clearly a Mercedes, what makes you think it's a Miata?" +"I wish we had Community in the states, I've been wanting to watch it.",Then you'll love Yahoo! +Seems legit,"Did a great job not offending anyone with this casting, dude" +"We still haven't won a game without Ronnie Stanley Why was he inactive, he practiced the whole week...",Better to be overly cautious than win a must win game +"Kicking out of game XBOX ONE Sometimes it will kick me out of the game while I'm playing for no reason. My Xbox is not on power save mode, is it to do with that perhaps? Please help.",That means the game crashed didn't it? +This guy seems like a legit hacker,LOL what did I just watch +*Gravekeepers. I don't think they are very graceful in any form of gameplay.,Closest thing I came up with for GKs was that in tag force special I ran a dark magician/GK deck to be a what if deck for Yami ha-ha. +Home prices and sales continue to soar in Toronto.,More migrants please +What do you think of Tottenham?,Fuck Tottenham GUNNERS4LYFE +"So, who is your top 4 for the CFP at this point? At this point of the season, who's in your top 4? 1. Bama 2. Michigan 3. Clemson 4. UW or Louisville","WVU, WMU, Boise, Nebraska" +Writing 5 letters for forge isn't any harder than writing as fuck.,"It's one letter and one space longer, do you even English scrub?" +Felwinter's Lie *shakes with PTSD*,Oh ya is that the sniper rifle from year 1 +"bitch bitch bitch, whine whine whine",You should be proud for all you do for Men's Rights. +"Some Python, specifically Tkinter, with bonus syntax error",He just has his editor hiding tabs and is using Python2 +Trump's growth projections leave economists in disbelief,More like Shillery's economists. +It used to be 7 days. Announcement made and then added to superlist. We are trying to give extra time for community to vet new services. Mrihht now we don't have a set waiting time except it's at least 7 days. It will depend on whether we thinkncommunjty has had enough time to review it. Penguin has waiting 17 days.,How much of a cut do you get? +On Thursday it will be FIVE YEARS since Jakiro was added to Dota 2 and he STILL has a shit model and no cosmetics,How can you improve on perfection? +"Yep, that's the joke...",That was the true joke of that post +"Yes, Fairfax was running editorials all along strongly in favor of the (deeply unpopular) greyhound racing ban. Just another example of how out of touch they are with the community outside the chardonnay/latte set.",Hey thanks for the info +Do the people that stole it have a use for it?,"Yeah, they wanna look at it n shit." +"We might as well just expand on this and say a nano-bot body maintenance system, cleaning arterial plaque, eliminating cancerous growths, etc.",Cause we definitely need less people dying these days.... +US/UK backed Saudi coalition intentionally trying to destroy Yemen's agricultural base to cause starvation,This is all fine because Russia is not doing it +"I could imagine it being inbalanced, but it might even out with lessening her main armanent range. Making her even more of a close range brawler.",The secret reason the (post-refit and therefore 'ex-') torpedo rooms still count as citadel space. +Does he have to do it defiantly or can he do it willingly?,"Goddamn right he should do it defiantly, who cares what those damn communists though about the Olympics." +One looked like Meg Turney when she was pulling the other girl into the room,How did you confuse a black dude for a pale white girl? +Londoner here. Same. It's hilarious how many Americans (who have probably never been to this side of the planet) I've had tell me that my city's been taken over by 'savages' and is unsafe. They're fucking ridiculous.,"Are you ok man, with an evil Muslim as mayor you must be living under shariah law by now right" +Why would we assume Jordy is a decoy?,based off of one game where he only got 1 reception for 9 yards +"Make Merc Treads Image face to the left. All the other boots, every single one of them face to the left yet merc treads face to the right!!!!",Merc Treads disabled +When you're trying to start a revolution but end up dropping a hit song.,"You can call me queen, b" +**Sissoko** Prove me wrong,Has he really been that terrible for you? +"People like Justice Malala, other journalists, ANC NEC members, etc. And yes, people are waking up, but it's waking up 10 years after the damage started. Imagine if they had woken up sooner? This stuff was hardly invisible. Plus they wake up, but then the next week they're back to talking rubbish again and ignoring the DA. Putting Zuma's choice as the public protector and expecting anything different? Insanity.",But but it's all Apartheid's fault. +"Just like human feet, after some conditioning, they get callused and can take it on.","Oh, well, that makes it okay." +"Fun fact, it's called staircase wit",So fucking meta. +"Just how much money did Axe lose during season 1? First of all he liquidated 2% of his fund as a 'war chest' which translated into 300M, so his AUM at the time were about 15B. Then two his investors left - Garth Sykes and Raul the cop. Then he lost a lot of money on his Biolance trade - around a billion if I'm not mistaken. Rough year, huh?","We'll according to Trump , your're a financial genius if you lose a billion dollars so it was actually a good year" +Yeah I wish I could afford a car with airbags,But dat gas mileage. +makes sense. The TW deals is $42B in cash and $42B in stock. AT&T has about $7.2B in cash reserves,They can just borrow $100 billion more +"Sure. The opposition controls the national assembly (think congress). They initiated a recall election against Maduro (El Presidente). The Election Authorities originally certified that enough signatures were valid (1% of electorate) to begin the recall process. The government then began the process of stalling the actual recall vote. Now the courts and the election authorities have declared the recall is over. The government also cancelled regional and municipal elections. Now the National Assembly is impeaching Maduro. It won't work. The government has reached full on dictatorship stage socialism, and the crisis will not end without violence. Just a few more executions until the socialist paradise can be realized.",Yeah long live capitalism! +"The 281 People, Places and Things Donald Trump Has Insulted on Twitter: A Complete List","But Benghazi, pay for play, rigged election... Bill Clinton is a rapist!" +I don't get it. Can anyone explain?,Sure +"I'm guessing this is one of those peaceful, white Catholics I keep hearing about.",I don't know where you've been: Christians = Guns Muslims = Bombs Get it right and arm up with the holy weapon of your people. +FBI re-opens Hillary email investigation!,"We're gonna get Tim Kain, he's the real puppet master." +"Stafford, the mid/low level QB is NOT an MVP candidate.",Forgot the +"I'd almost believe it, but the murder high one has me questioning it though. I'm pretty sure a lot of FCC and all kinds of people would be up in arms about the idea of people shooting human like zombies inside a school with guns. Doesn't really bode well with unfun people.",Um excuse me sir my son goes to school Do you want to shoot my son I'm so triggered I'm gonna go on face book and get all my middle aged soccer friends to post comments and tweet news channels to get this shut down +GOD DAMNIT,"Watch out now, someones going to break into your house for that" +"Notice how Texas has gone silent on Jade Helm? What happened to all those observers? Where are the reports, the photos? Why can't we see inside the walmarts. Obama made it all disappear. Think about that. Did anyone ever see even one green helmet? No reports, no nothing. Sheep.",Because Obama's Wal-Mart Death Camps and secret police force were thwarted by these brave AMERICAN patriots! +Dude. Check the tile.,He's doing what us Redditors call a x-x-repost. +What are some good video games to play with your SO?,"we're currently playing Diablo 3, really fun story mode to play together" +Glad I could make your day better :) I also think the Twitch ones are special among all the special splashes.,I can't help but think they're just paintovers of the ingame model from how... angular they are. +"Yup, but two wrongs don't make a right","Correct, but four rights does make a circle!" +"People always point out your username, what cunts huh?","Don't be a cunt, pointing it out like that!" +Mike and Jay would be very grateful.,I just want to watch my tapes of Night Court. +The first time you listen to a good pair of headphones...,Not the best way to start teaching your children about fiscal responsibility. +Nvidia GTX 1070 Memory Issue To Be Addressed Via BIOS Update,Do they want another class action lawsuit or what? +Updated leader board,No wonder AB got cut... Didn't have any points on the leaderboard. +What videogame was a 10/10 for you?,Bioshock +"WOW! TRUMP Cleveland Rally Has 1.7 MILLION Views - Hillary Cleveland Rally has 3,825 Views",1/3 of that 1.7m were robots. +When they leave their prestigious job and life at a New York city to go to West Covina for you.,The situation is a lot more nuanced than that. +If it's true then it's very nice of Blizzard to do such a thing,"Nope, All Cancer Matters, this is a disgusting move by Blizzard." +Red dead redemption,You mean Red Dead 2 +Why not just have healthcare as as part of the more generalized government tax like they have in the UK?,because that's communism +It's past the point that Trump is a pig. Republicans are pigs,"Lol, yeah and Democrats are great human beings who never engage in misconduct or do anything wrong." +Aggressive STI,Form over functionality. +"Are you sure? I've put hundreds of hours into Morrowind and I have never experienced a merchant equipping any of the items I sell them, even if they're considerably better than what the merchant is currently wearing.","Sold a merchant some assassin's armour on my first play through, he put the whole lot on right after I exited the chat with him" +I thought xanax,It used to be called weed until Duterte shot my dealer in the face. +I'm a Cubs fan. I kinda thought that's what I signed up for.,We still have 4 more chances to blow it +Some wise-ass Dodgers fan thought it would be funny to photobomb me and Cam at Game 6.,TIL Ainsley Hariott is a Dodgers fan +I felt like such an asshole,"Someone rammed me last night, they died and i lived on :) i then decided to go play BF1." +What was your first car?,"1999 Saturn SW2, manual transmission" +Vampire! *I vant to suck your bloooooooooooood.*,That's racist. +You had your dog undergo surgery so it looked more appealing to you? Not cool.,the whole point of the dog is to make him look cool +"The Official DOCTOR STRANGE International Release Ultrathread * #Proceed at your own risk. Major spoilers will be arriving in the next couple of days. Spoilers do not need to be tagged inside this thread. * #This will be the only discussion thread for the film until the next week. Any other unofficial ones will be deleted. * #If you post DOCTOR STRANGE spoilers on the front page in any shape or form, you will be banned without hesitation. No questions asked and no warnings given. * #Everything discussed here will remain here. Nothing gets out. * #Should you see the need to bring up revealing DOCTOR STRANGE information in other threads that call for it, spoiler tag them accordingly. Also, let users know that what you are spoiler tagging is from DOCTOR STRANGE.",This isn't nerve-racking at all +I'm not a golfer but how is RNG involved in golf?,Its not RNG exactly but the wind changing before a shot that makes it harder or even changing mid flight. +3 out of the 4 things you mention are on Windows 10 right now. What the fuck are you talking about?,"Oh sure its on 210, but its *not as good*" +"To be fair, it's a rule that everything comes from the source instead. It's only fair that the original authors get the traffic.","Yeah, because when Samsung posts a press release they need that traffic so much!" +"and he was wrong, as usual.",Wrong +Japan called,Must be making a mint with so many sponsors! +"Throw in a class about personal finance while you're at it. People are way too fucking stupid about how to handle their own money. We could call it Pay Rent First, Dumbass.","So you're saying that my cable, smart phone, and daily starbetus are less important than a roof over my head?" +Why can't he just hand them the money if he wants to be charitable?,That's not cool bro +Can I join you guys.,For sure.. hit me up +"There isn't even a 15% of the data that would support the journalist's claim. 51% of rich high school dropouts end up at the 40th percentile or below, while only 33% of poor college grads end up that low. 14% of rich high school dropouts end up in the to 20% of earners, compared with 20% of poor college grads.",That doesn't seem lopsided at all! +"It's GAMEDAY folks, THE WORLD SERIES!! Just thought I'd remind everybody in case you forgot. WORLD SERIES!! GO TRIBE!!",Waking up at 6AM in Laos to watch the game before I have to go to work at 9! +"And people here continue to underestimate Beerus. Beerus would still be able to defeat Vegito, and Whis wouldn't have any trouble. Power levels don't make sense in super, so making assumptions about power spikes when comparing to DBZ is pretty pointless.",B-b-but... Beerus is scared of KK10x +Good answers but way too fucking long for my attention span for dumb feminist shit,"thats just like, your opinion man" +"As a Turk, I gave 5/10 Am I okay? :(",No man shame on you +"You see in the second gif that as Josh is pulling his head back, Steven asks for the kiss with his mouth. Who should firetruck who and also why?",Because *gayyyyy* +MRW redditors say things like little cute floofer pupper doggo,"Yeah, fuck people who like cutesy things." +How much do you pay a month for car insurance?,$60 for two used cars +At least change the fucking title,Maybe the same person upload it to 9GAG.. +That's not a real picture. That's a design imposed on a blank t-shirt.,"Yeah, sure thing Trump shill, mods ban this poster!" +"chinese go out of their way on NA servers to be dicks. Lagging around, teaming, generally obnoxious. Honestly banning all Chinese ISPs rather than forcing them on their own servers would better this game in the long run. Fuck them",So you're saying we should build a wall?... +Why are gaming communities supposed to be Inviting and friendly? I think its a good thing that Gears is not. It makes it unique,Being called a no life faggit is really inviting +"Woman, 25, convicted of murdering her Air Force veteran husband by pushing him from their high-rise apartment is found DEAD in prison.",Excuse me as I shed a tear for this bitch +"No, they changed it because it's easier to design maps that are half forest than make fully accessible cities and fix pathfinding",Thank God we have a game dev in here to explain how things work... +Which is the exact point of down voting... Look at the test when you hover over it Doesn't contribute to discussion.,"obviously the point of the discussion is to sharpen pitchforks, so any other opinions arent contributing" +Hope you know if he asked you for them saying he would hook you up on the outs with dope and he actually followed through that would be the first time ever anyone did what they said they would do after getting out bro.,plus that sounds like something illegal that you could land you in jail +"This is reasonable, since as we all know, it costs literally nothing to do research and development, and it is built by volunteers who don't get paid, and HTC makes 0 profit off each phone Google pays them to build.",Well since it was just a copy of the last htc phone I guess all the research was free. +"WikiLeaks: Clinton Foundation pay recommendations kept huge pay gap for men, women","Well, I was supporting Clinton, but this makes me want to vote for the pussy-grabber, for sure!" +"32GB Pixel XL costs $278 to manufacture, on par with iPhone 7+/Galaxy S7 Edge",Because the cost that goes into making a flagship phone is just the phone itself +"EDM 4-0 vs West, with all four W's in regulation time. 4th win in reg. against West team last year came March 16; the year before, March 25.",TIL Emonton was bad the last few years +"All this hate on Obama....SHE will do the same thing for the next couple of years. It never ends, like death and taxes.",Most compelling reason to vote Trump yet--4 years of POTUS harassing *another* metro area for $$$ while California gets a break. +"You're getting Downvoted, because little kiddies are getting angry at you. Sorry OP.","The gall I must have to burst their little bubble by telling them they shouldn't be skipping their revive timer and that they are screwing themselves, the medic, and the team by doing so." +"Someone called my works help desk and yelled at us because their internet was not working, when I asked for a picture.....","What's the problem, the cord is plugged in!" +tfw you suck but you're playing asuri so it doesn't matter,baited +"What single question can you ask someone to find out a lot about their personality, beliefs, and values?","What are your personality traits, beliefs, and values?" +The first movie that pops into my head is *Boyhood*. I thought I was gonna to have an emotional cinematic experience but every single character is so unlikable that I was not invested in it at all. As he gets older the movie just gets worse and meanders. The novelty of the actors aging and the story behind the film wears off really quick. You have to care about the characters for that film to work and I was actively rooting against all of them. I hated almost everything about it.,But that's the point of the movie +"Bumped into a few of these, being Kurdish myself. :/",stop being terrorist +Why would he even need to use his handbrake? Keep your fucking foot on the regular brake pedal and stop fucking with whatever you're fucking with.,"Hey, the guy had really important e-mails to read about a spaghetti sauce recipe, give him a break." +name one genius that aint crazy!,what's crazy is believing the earth is round! +The New Match Engine Is Full Of Surprises,"Wow, your tactics suck!" +Red Ribbon & Breast Cancer Awareness Month,What did drugs ever do to you? +"I am proud to say I voted against this rubbish. I believe in global warming, but don't believe it'll be government that fixes it.",The private sector is doing a remarkable job already fixing global warming! +They don't understand why you can't afford food. You must be doing something wrong if you aren't getting any of that trickle down money.,Maybe we need some trickledown bootstraps to fix all these lazy poor people +"Oh yes they absolutely could have. As someone that's participated in several ARGs this one was really, really poorly planned out. They should have known full well that the massive fanbase would comprise a segment enough to get stuff done this quickly. I just hope it doesn't put them off doing better planned ones in the future.",So basically Blizzard should have known their OW fan base was full of NEEERRRDS +One year is something to celebrate about! You should treat yourself to something nice. Great job and keep up the fight!,Like a cigarette? +"Paul Watson is fucking cancer. He's the embodiment of the smug, upper middle class white guy who doesn't know shit but thinks he's a political genius because he read some Rand and Friedman.",Tie barbed wire around his knees and pull back really hard +Do we think Mindy was advertised as an underage prostitute?,It could just be that she was a prostitute but it would make more sense if she was underage. +"Phil Jackson won 11 championships, but now this generation thinks he was never a good coach, so you tell me.","Anyone would'v won 11 championships with Jordan, Pippen, Kobe, Shaq." +Only 2h30 of SOT on OP3. Is there anything I can do?,Do you really need more than 2 hours of screen time? +"Well, Pittsburgh is BETTER than NYC actually; There was a major study that showed Pittsburgh to be far superior! Just because you are a King Julien it doesn't make you an authority, now I on the other hand am a Cultural Attache' to Pittsburgh and it's my job everyday to promote the culture of The City of Bridges! Plus we put french fries on our sandwiches...",Pittsburgh would be perfect if it wasn't for the Pennguins :/ +"I don't know which jumper it is exactly, but I was playing MyTeam for a change of pace and the sapphire Derrick Coleman release is insane. You'd have to go edit player to see what exact jumper it is, but I'm shooting 100% with him FGA 29 FGM 29, 13 of which were 3pt'ers. This is all while playing historic domination and I believe the difficulty is superstar. I've never come across a more buttery release in all my 2k'ing, and shooting 100% with anyone is just obscene. It'd be worth snuffing it out, I plan on doing so after class but can't get on right now.",Thanks for all the tips guys also hit me up if you find the jumpshot you are looking for 100 % is pretty insane +Ah just saw the waterspots. Sorry uploaded mobile and couldnt see them on the tank.,The fact that you tolerate even a single waterspot on your aquarium makes me think less of you as a person. +INFERNEW? Where does this door even lead to?,Literally unplayable. +we've had 1 player 3 heroes! then we have 2 players 1 hero! announcing **1 player! no hero!** ... where you simply control lane minions and afk the entire game.,So... Abathur? +"Paul Pogba could become a phenomenal central defender, says Jose Mourinho",Lvg is that you? +The jobs you guys are killing hurts Democrats more than Republicans. Way to go.,Surely you forgot the +JH has the opportunity to become another great QB at Oregon. With that young oline to grow with him. He's going to be just fine.,"No but Helf can't recruit, haven't you heard?" +First Adventure for a Noob What adventure should I buy as a noob who just started playing a couple days ago?,Naxxramas has some good cards +Bernie Sanders is the most popular politician in America,Who knew that not being scum would get you popular? +This is big for us. We can keep safety help on julio.,Which just means a no name receiver will get a sweet highlight reel. +Protesters Block Upper Level of George Washington Bridge,"Man, this really makes me sympathetic to their cause!" +Kevin Durant: Blowout loss to Spurs is 'a slap in the face',It is the hardest road +Harry Potter spells are FTL,seems legit Harry Potter spells are like lasers after all.. +"Religious people are worse at math, researchers claim",women tend to be more religious than men so this doesn't surprise me. +"I'm sitting here watching this choreography and thinking, I can't even get a fucking raid group to position themselves properly during Aksis...",Try giving out better shit from engrams maybe? +"The importance of sleep. I could write a lot more about this, but seriously - sleep is important. It's good to create some healthy sleep hygiene habits for yourself. I retain water in weird ways when my sleep is off, and I'm much much more likely to injure myself.",Cant i just have a red bull and eat carbs all day to make up for sleep? +Is she selling them guns or taking them away? You guys need to figure out your approach.,She taking them away and giving them to ISIS +"Well, the other reason is that it would give the East 4 of the 6 best programs in conference history.","South Carolina, Kentucky, Auburn and who else?" +"MRW a weird guy at a friend's halloween party tries to neg me, I repeatedly brush him off, and then he leans over to my SO standing next to me (who is wearing a MATCHING COSTUME WITH ME) and asks him, Are you two together, or is it cool if I go for it?",Well at least he maintained the bro code and afsked for your bf aproval first +You are a cunt.,"Question = cunt, TIL." +John Graziano on Twitter: One thing you will never see in any #PodestaEmails: anyone making a decision based on what's good for the country,What a delightfully quaint sentiment. +"So, I was McCree the Executioner, except my target died N1. I decided to play it as your average annoying bad player in the hopes of looking kinda suspicious. Except I kept getting blackmailed. The second day I was blackmailed, we woke to find the Blackmailer dead. For some reason, a random townie asks my role and starts accusing me. The Town puts me up on the stand and eventually concludes that I'm blackmailed and innos me. Next day, Amnesiac remembers as Blackmailer. Well heck. Town get suspicious of me again and demand my role, I say Sheriff and pull up a bad fake will. With Spy, Spy and Sheriff already dead I was hoping to look very suspicious with my easy TI claim, except it didn't work. They voted inno. I was so upset. The next day I get blackmailed *again* but not nightkilled. What the heck? There's now only five people left - me, three Mafias, and an Arsonist. I don't know which is which. One person asks for my role. I can't respond. Then a couple of them say that yeah mccree is arso. I realised that they weren't joking. They actually thought I was the Arsonist. And then they voted guilty on me, joking all the while that we know you're not bm'd i'm amne you're lying lol. I quickly typed up a thank-you note to the Mafia in my will, getting it done just before the judgement time ended. Everyone voted guilty. Imagine the collective meltdown when The Jester will get their revenge from the grave! notification showed up. It was utter *chaos*. Mafia were flipping out because they got it wrong, and the dead (who'd suspected me of being evil from the start according to Medium #2) were all screaming in caps lock at the plot twist. I ended up working out who the Arso was that night and haunting them. Mafia might've fucked up on the whole lynching the right person thing but they still helped me look suspicious and got me on the stands three times before finally lynching me. And I got the haunting the Arso achievement, too!","Now I started to dislike you, why kill the innocent arsonist?" +"Don't you get it? It doesn't matter what Donnie says or when he says it, we have to wait for his translators to come along tell us what he was really saying.","Those are just words, we have to judge him by his actions." +Acrop has same % as abyssal,I obviously meant fire dragon battle armor +I bet there is a cool book inside. Maybe a chainsaw too.,"Nope, just Shia Labeouf sharpening a axe" +This huge black cock aint normal!,Looks average sized to me. +0.00%,So you're saying there is a chance? +LMAO NEELEY SAID SHE HITS HER DOG WITH A SANDAL IF IT FARTS CAUSE SHE'S A BLACK MOMMA. I CAN'T.,Probably does the same thing with her great grand kids to +4 0 fingers from Mourinho?,nah he's so classy +"Question: Is there a subreddit for people in the pot business? Hi i'd like to get into the pot business because I think prop 205 in Arizona is going to pass. It doesn't have to be growing or retail, but anything in between. The reason being for that is because those types of businesses have such a high start up cost. So if there's something where I can review pot, like check for mold for instance. Looking to get some perspectives on all this, thanks a bunch!",If you wanna get a head of the curve buy a papa Johns like Payton manning or some shit +"Obviously you do, how else do you thank their parents? Then how would the parents know to feel smug enough to post about it on Facebook??",Hey bro you dropped this: +"No it doesn't. DKIM is a security measure to make sure an email isn't tampered with on its way from point A to point B. Once it is at Point B, hackers could modify it all they want. All the DKIM says is that an email went from here to there and on its way wasn't tampered. After it arrived, it could be completely tampered with.","No way, how could someone POSSIBLY alter something as ironclad as an e-mail after the fact?" +That's not how it works. He can introduce a bill that would tax remittances and imports etc.,"yes set off a trade war with your third largest trading partner, there is no way that can go wrong." +Looking forward to this bad boy getting plugged into the 538 model.,And watching us only drop .1 points! +Microsoft Surface Studio,Will my broadedge calligraphy nib pen work on it? +The 5th Quarter: Comedy Mockumentary starring Blake Griffin,Youtube description sounds like Thon Maker's biography +Plus 21 bullets in the magazine is literally higher than almost any other scout in the game,But it's not OP or anything. +He looks so stressed and tired. :(,I think he needs a sabbatical tbh +My Sister sent me this,Your sister sounds like a very pleasant person to be around +US-led coalition kills at least 300 civilians in Syria air strikes,Im sure there will be calls for US leaders to face war crimes from the MSM +DONT TRUST THE POLLS GET OUT AND VOTE!,The elites would never rig the polls +I'm glad to see the spirit of this sub is alive and kicking.,*better than all these tunnel snakes fools* +Don't you just hate it when shipping bumps the price up a little bit...,For those confused: this is wholesale pricing +"Surprising you guys don't just go 220/240v and be done with it, since the rest of the world is there already it wouldn't be hard to transition. But then again you folks still use imperial measurements so...",You mean they built an imperial wall and we're paying for it? +"Ero dal Colosseo, dopo la pioggia","Veramente bella l'immagine, ha l'appeal della Roma che fu'" +"Im all in on Brown, Choo Choo.",Is there room? +"Some of us haven't, and others clearly like it enough to want to see it again. Why are some people on this sub so needlessly pissy? Do you *genuinely* have nothing better to do than complain about what other people like? It's in no way harming you. Just keep on fucking scrolling. Jesus. I swear...","Some people live here bro, wipe your feet on your way in" +Have you been following the same election as the rest of us?,"Of course he has, everyone knows democrats haven't been in office these past 4 years" +"Goff takes 1st-team snaps, but still Rams backup",Sure he's the backup +Women are 50.4% of the population. He's this upset because one of the playable characters is in the *majority.*,Men...not...the majority... REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE +it takes three seconds for a pro to do that due to the 1 second bolt time,i forgot the +I didn't think Jeezy was that popular outside of Atlanta,Was popular as hell in Houston for a while. +"Even if the military doesn't side with us, we'll outnumber them! There's so many gun owners in the US! I want to know how many AA gun owners are there in the US.",My ar15 will totally protect me from a drone fired missile. +Mosh pit.... While Spurs players working their asses off our players were mosh pitting ....time to get serious guys!,If they hadn't been in that moshpit we wudda won no doubt. +"that is 8, 7 and 11 mana respectively. I would say that is far more than just one 3 mana spell","Barnes into Sylvanas followed by Mortal Coil, consider Barnes as an independent 2-mana body" +"So basically the he's saying 1) the president has little self control when it comes to managing his emotions 2) the president is thin skinned and unable to take on feedback or criticism as he perceives this as a personal attack 3) the president is one of those dangerous types that simply knows he's always right (believes he is infallible) 4) that no one should actually listen to the presidents words as he speaks without intent, forethought (see point 1) and is largely unable to put forward responses that don't involve invective or sycophantic fawning. Clearly an excellent fit for the role of national leader.",At least nagpapakatotoo siya +This is being used in New York. Pretty cool app,This new season of Black Mirror looks terrifying. +"I like how you guys are harping on the mentally ill as if it is okay. Good job jackasses, you are a credit to society!","Oh right, i forgot, having a mental illness is a free pass to do whatever you want with no consequences!" +I don't know what I did wrong...,Camper +They run communication between you an the clients.,"Yes but it is in their best interest to get you the highest salary, so unless they completely misrepresented the position's salary, it's the client you should be angry at." +"Wait so now apparently Bill's private speeches, as a private citizen, are newsworthy? WHY????? He was a fucking private citizen! Are we supposed to look at every single person ever who has done a speech somewhere and got paid? I mean this is madness at this point.","If you are a Clinton or a Democrat yes, if you are a Republican no, because the Clintons are OBVIOUSLY corrupt and NO Republicans are" +intr-un fel era normal sa se inceapa asa din moment ce nici adam si nici steve nu puteau sa duca o sarcina mai departe.... pe de alta parte... eu zic ca nu se mai ajungea la problema cu marul daca erau adam si steve.... lor le placea berea oricum... iar cel mai bun fruct era carnea de porc... just sayin.......,"Pai aparent nu era o problema, din moment ce copiii lor au gasit femei cu care se se casatoreasca fara sa fie incest." +"Found a way to speed up the Stormheim grapple launcher. Maybe I'm just impatient, but it feels like it takes the grapple launcher ages to move. I discovered that, if you press Escape after the cast bar has finished, your character immediately starts flying towards the hook, even if the grapple hasn't even made it yet. Hope this helps!",What if you press z right after the cast bar is finished? +Brought to you by constitution loving Republicans.,Its what the founders would have wanted! +"And then like 11 people came forward and said that's literally what he did to me. It's crazy what people are willing to let go against what people aren't, even after congressional hearings and FBI investigations.","But those hearings and investigations didn't end the way *I* wanted them to end, so they must be rigged!" +Where is auph going..... plz come back.,Glad I averaged down at 3.55! +Fuck n***** but I'm not racist because I'm married to an asian woman hehehe.,"While I am on that topic, fuck China, but I married a Chinese wife so it is all good." +"Upvote for banana for scale. Also PLEASE paint it, I'd pay money to see that in color now.","I am not currently planning on painting it, but if you really pay money, I'll paint it :P" +Belgium reaches deal to back EU-Canada trade agreement,I'm shocked. +Lies!!! There aren't any waffle houses in Wisconsin!,That is because McCarthy is down in Dallas discussing a trade for Alfred Morris. +How much adderall is this lady on?,WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT... I AM TALKING AT A NORMAL VOICE AND INFLECTION.. heheh +Zyra. I hate that guy. Her poke in bot lane is ~~insane~~ sorry eye-popping,But Zyra isnt yasuo lmao +"Hey girl, wanna see my trich pics?? ;)",Jeez where's the nsfw tag? +"give me your cospri's.............Jk I don't know try figuring something out, i couldn't hope to build anything above a choas orb.","Then LL BV PF is totally for you, only 40 ex for decent gear" +Very solid I think this team showed they can hold their own without boogie on the floor.,trade boogie! +"If you want to frame it negatively, sure. Another way to put it would be that we shouldn't have different spells with redundant effects, instead spells should do different things so there are more interesting choices.",But we have like 17 spells that do damage +Is that a troll post? In nearly every rally trump talks about wanting to help african american youth to have a better future Some people really live on the moon,"Trump is republican (now), therefore he's racist." +"Trip Mine Appreciation Thread Let's take a moment to appreciate the Trip Mines. What are some of your favorite feature of the Trip Mines? I'll list mine: I love that you can only have 2 on the map per person. Stacking Claymores and Betties was such a stupid feature! I also love the damage they do. And the explosive radius is MASSIVE! Finally, I love the fact that they only actually hit zombies once every few times. I always found it ridiculous that a Betty or Claymore was able to actually consistently damage a zombie. Making the mines rarely actually explode on a zombie was genius. So guys, what do *you* love about this excellent weapon?","Bro, trip mines get me 50 plus ya'll just don't know how to use them" +you put that pair on the rack...stop trolling everyone,yeah because I shop around flexing my cleats +"Are there any conspiracy theories on the fall of the Soviet union? Like, were told it was because of their economy, but did the CIA have a hand in it or anything? Thanks!",Soviet Union conspiracies don't exist... if they do it's because of the western media trying to promote Russiaphobia... +"According to Dems this is good for the economy. Cheap labor, cheap products...I don't see anything wrong here",End +"The clinton machine sank his ship, don't forget that.",Good thing that machine ground to a stop after the primaries! +next time we play on this map you better watch your back and that button,"Won't have to, I evolved into a stat whore." +"I'm not banned because there's no reason to ban me, I'm very passive on here and if you guys were smart you wouldn't want me banned. Just because I hack doesn't mean I don't work with you guys... I'm a part of the community as well I look at all the posts and I give feedback, I'm not gonna be rude because I hack. I used unturned as a tool to help me learn everything. I learned how to code hack program ect. I have a couple friends that own servers and I test their security to and once I do everything I make sure I don't leave any permanent damage and I help them make their server more secure and how to even protect themselves. Also I don't just test the security of servers on unturned I also test my friends security in general (servers, their device, websites and even use social engineering ect.) I do everything to make sure my friends are secure. (I get permission for all of this by them as I believe i said and the I help them be more secure) so I'm not just a dirty hacker. Most of the stuff I do is good. I do all of the above within a week and tell them to stay on their toes. Usually people that get into stuff like this don't give a 1 week notice or let alone ask for permission... the reason I do 1 week is so I can test them when their guard is down, because obviously their guard isn't gonna be down 30 seconds and it's not gonna be up for 168 hours, so I gotta give it some time and do it when they least expect it. It's hard it tell you exactly what I do because it's a lot more than I have the time to type but anyway, I help this community just as you guys.",Oh shit forgot to put +"Sure, step parents are normal. But most step parents have entered the picture of a rational, irreconcilable issue between two people. There simply isn't such an issue here.","Yes, OP and her SO can always just compromise and get half-married." +"But what if you forced someone to watch, oh I don't know, Criss Angel specials on it?",kardashians on LCD would be torture yeah +So now fucking TEXAS is the enemy? Jesus Christ.,Everyone is the enemy! +But do you *actually?*,"Nah, should have just added a" +"Angry driver knocks local radio host off his bicycle during charity ride. Plenty of witnesses, but quelle surprise, the police let the driver go.",The same thing would have happened if the cyclist was a cop. +Diplomacy,"Well, that's why you need to get your date drunk first." +"The fun of reading Prison School was new, fresh and constantly changing situations which the characters had to overcome. The current arc is like trying to climb a vertical wall and slipping on streaks of oil pouring from above.",Damn didn't know prison school is copying JoJo +"Was there anything wrong that Lee Kuan Yew and did? Honestly I'm not really knowledgeable about Singaporean politics compared to what I know about American politics. I know everyone says that Lee Kuan Yew was a great leader and founder of Singapore except for one guy currently in Changi Prison again *Cough *Cough. I've tried looking up if there was any mistakes or blunders Lee Kuan Yew has made and I knew I couldn't trust his Wikipedia page cause it felt too biased to me. So objectively without any favouring, what mistakes did Lee Kuan Yew made when it came to policies for Singapore and how did it affect Singapore?",Hitler did nothing wrong. +"I think serve was referring to Washington leading the Continental Army. He was saying she couldn't have had ancestors that fought in the Revolution because she also has Thai heritage. So, not slavery, but pretty flip with the racism nonetheless.","Beacuse with a name like Duckworth, there is no way she has any British herratige" +You must hate New Londo ruins,Enemies using this noclip bullshit! +why the fuck is this dude filming a guy getting molested in public,to have a proof of it? +"If I'm not mistaken, this is the only non ghost pokemon that evolves into a ghost, which means that he doesn't evolve into his final form. He dies.",dartrix killed himself +"How about trading for Allen Hurns? Guys is on a a team that has clearly given up. He talented, only 24 Bortles doesn't utilize him. What do you guys think?",I'd rather go after Julio. +i miss dray,what's his and ian's status so far? +What if we're like pieces of paper and weights are golf balls?,Lanklet must be upset 1200 calories isn't helping him gain weight therefore muscle is unfunctional and paper +never forget,Wiener isn't the only Deep Throat. +Til they get Chris Paul next year :/,"CP3 - Danny Green - Kawhi Leonard would be a scary good defensive trio, even if CP3 is old." +"Alberta has the smallest hippie, feminist, beta male, and people with blue hair populations in all of Canada! The least cucked of the provinces.",Cool. +adult swim rush hour 3 promos,just remembered this gem. +Different reference.,thanks tips +I will kill you all and destroy this ring *he shouts from the ground*,"...Yeah, right." +Wait am I wrong or is that Patrice O`Neal?,"Yup, hes in a few seasons of the office" +"So off topic, but what caused that huge decline in crime in the early 90's?","Stop and Frisk was 2002-2015, so, not that." +Randomly found this video ... CHIKARA have some wired characters!,You mean how they at one point had 9 active wrestlers portraying ants? +Winner :),"Oh shit, I won't win anything in a decade now, and it's Zapdos, one of my favourite pokemon, thank you!" +"I cannot vote Trump with integrity. I cannot vote Clinton with integrity. I cannot vote McMullen because he isn't on the ballot in Michigan. Ergo, I'm probably going to vote Johnson.",Evan McMullin is available in Michigan as a write in candidate. +What has the most annoying fans/followers?,Reddit +"Welcome to our reality. Not just on reddit/forums, but in the Philadelphia area whenever the Cowboys win, the most vile rat scumbag brownwater trash human filth fans come out and obnoxiously talk shit.",I'll ignore the one local philly fan who went off on a racist rant in my job recently to say I agree. +The thing you're doing right is providing entertainment. Like the fact that people blame Russia for their party being corrupt is very entertaining,"Like Graham, McCain and Comey?" +"Here's an idea, request a paper ballot.",Here's an idea: read the article. +"IMO that's the point. He was living as a sort of drifter with Merle for years. Merle dies and a big part of him died inside. Like many other characters, he's a walking dead man on the inside. I find it more interesting than all that frog-catching grab-assing by Shane and Carl, or Daryl being that slightly racist charismatic friend.","Even for a fan defending a show they like, that is some next level hoop jumping lol" +Remind me again who the Justice Department takes orders from?,"The American Public, duh!" +"lol Thunder gonna choke, what's new?","Westbrook clutched for the overtime, gtfo" +Hitler's wife's knickers sold at auction,Woulda sold for more unwashed. +"If you actually read the article, they are critical of both Dem/GOP admins, just calling out a really insane hyperbole",Why didn't they call it the dirty trick political attack it is/was. +Who are the gayest straight rappers in 2016?,imagine caring and imagine not knowing what gay and straight mean +"realized my mistake while seeing their comment history, damn, now i get why you guys got so angry on him","Oh, man, I looked at the rest, too." +Elector Replaced After Refusing To Vote For Clinton,"If they vote their conscience, they shouldn't be removed regardless of party affiliation." +"By the way Clinton speaks at her rallies, her campaign slogan should be I know I'm pretty shitty, but at least I'm not Trump. All her camp ever does is deflect questions with mentioning Donald Trump and his past. It's pathetic, but I'm not surprised the other side has resorted to it.","You know that you're doing it right there, right?" +HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH I'm taking it for granted.,What about the polls that showed Trump leading a few weeks ago? +Also lame,Actually that's a good thing unless you want a bunch of handegg comments. +Hijabi Harley Quinn,"Weird question, is wearing a wig halal?" +Hopefully this will shut the people up who think Bradford is better than Teddy,I'm not going to blame Bradford for the sorry state of your O-line +The mind warping struggles of being an admin,#shh bb is ok +"To be any kind of democracy I would want to see everyone's votes count the same. A system where some people in a representative democracy get more votes than other people? Not democracy. Throwing away people's votes because of where they live is a system that only presents the appearance of a democracy, whether it is true or representative.",Totally fair point +It's that great business acumen of his.,Nimbly navigating into first place of the losers. +"I see, so respecting someone else and making things a bit easier for them is 'too PC'? I just find that sad tbh. People have no empathy.","If you don't pass don't espect people to jot get freaked out , holy fuck you people are narrcicists" +I was thinking the same thing. C'mon man!,that's commitment +"Minnesota, Colorado police departments exchange Twitter barbs over Vikings, Broncos",I still don't understand how to read twitter exchanges. +Guess who I'm being for Halloween.....,The bonnie mask guy from the fright dome +this was during the dnc,This +"Oh, Justin won the comp?! Does anyone have the timestamp for it?",4:45pm +fool me twice can't put the blame on you,"Fool me three times, fuck the peace sign, load the chopper, let it rain on you." +"But Chicago beat sf in baseball, not Cleveland","I'm from Toronto, so I meant the Raps and Jays as us" +This dude gave 0 analysis and is going off of pure speculation. lmao,"If that isn't analysis please tell me what is, and tell me what your analysis is" +Nurkic was an emotional lesbian last season and he made it to the starting line up so why not,Top notch. +If you honestly believe that the demise of the Republican party is good for America...,If the Republican party were to die off the Democrats would probably fracture into 2 parties. +am I crazy or do every single one of these links just go to the Youtube homepage,"You're crazy, they all work for me." +"Dude nice, power rankings are LeBron's favorite bathroom reading material",Lol I laughed unreasonably loud at that +Let her rot.,Cuck. +"oh shut the fuck up, please.",Too much truthiness? +What do the people on that sub say about Donald Trump having visited the island and Epstein pleading the 5th when asked about him?,The enemy of my enemy is my ally. +I just hope he isn't a complete fraud. He seems to be backing away from every promise he made before the election. This speech is like tarot cards or palm reading. The listener will hear whatever they want to hear. I just hope we aren't being conned.,"Sadly, I agree." +"Pretty sure it is though. Maybe not directly, but from placebo or general excitement or whatever. Kids really do get hyped up from candy, even though sucrose isn't psychoactive.","The effect that most kids have has been shown to be from the placebo of them thinking they'll be hyper because their parents always tell them that they'll be hyper, so yeah you're right" +"This,instant pukefest for me.",As a fellow drunk person; attempted for at least 30 seconds to find the like button before realising it's the up arrow to the far left... +"Flowers had an ongoing 12-year relationship with Bill, and has said that she was the love of his life. So it's not just a random bimbo in this case.",I'm sure Bill loved her too. +for hating people who exposed GG's wrongdoing more than hating actual pedophiles who actually do this stuff rather than just report on it.,That person was not on the hebe board dumbfuck +Nah your poop is washed in the sink,"Finally, the solution for dirty poop!" +Unless your team would die otherwise and you can Balrog it.,How to hook a mech and save your team: Step 1: Don't* *Unless your team would die otherwise and you can Balrog it +CNN is a joke and TMZ is serious. This timeline is weird as fuck.,"The subject matter is often a joke, but TMZ has always been serious investigative journalism" +Its going to be okay,I wish I was as optimistic as some of you. +So learn another useful skill. Stop sitting around bitching on the internet that someone else doing something productive with their life is somehow hindering you from doing something with yours,What other useful skills are there other than coding? +Someone. Please.,op plz +Lmao when I was mentally in I was going through a hashtag on instagram and there was a dick pic and I panicked and prayed like 20 times for forgiveness,If you want a long prayer session there's much better stuff on Reddit than Instagram (apparently). +Nepal Shrine is somewhat the high ground. There are definitely examples.,That's also one of the most snowball-y KOTH map +"That video was terrible. First, he assumes a whole ton of things that aren't true, starting with this already exists, but continuing on down the line to say they're hard to install and run in series. He's terribly badly informed.","As I recall his first video covered it , at least the basic issues" +"I think you meant to respond to a comment chain, just letting you know you started a new OP instead :)","yeah, i am old and bad at technology" +Cutler Throws a Pass off the Back of jeffery's head - ESPN,*when you're so used to not getting targeted and you just out there running routes* +EARTHQUAKE WARNING!!! EARTHQUAKE WARNING!!! EARTHQUAKE WARNING!!! EARTHQUAKE WARNING!!!,#THE RUNNING OF THE SWINE! +I live in Ann Arbor. Can confirm that cucks are triggered.,"I live in GR, this is the only time I'm jealous of Ann Arbor" +Love how he looks around as if someone else is at blame.,"Although the others maybe stopped to make it offside, he was still directly up against 3 players." +Seen a few worrying posts this morning my American friends,It might feel good. +TIL - 30 yr old woman died while walking her dogs after she stepped on an electrified metal plate in NYC. The plate was electrified due to improperly insulated wire inside a utility box - ConEd paid $7.2 million wrongful death settlement,A person is only worth 7.2 million? +"Today, my scissors broke trying to open a blister pack I couldn't open with my bare hands.",Only tears well break the glue down so you can open it. +you dont even need meth for this...,"Nope, just some E85." +"Has anyone taken an impromptu holiday before? Hi r/travel, I've not posted here before so bare with me if I make some posting mistakes. I'm about to finish high school (i.e graduate in less than 3 weeks) and so I'll find myself with almost 4 months of nothing to do except work a casual shift job and socialize a bit. But before I get to that I've got exams - I'm currently in the middle of our final exam period. So as I was studying this afternoon, I had a thought - What would happen if I were to book a flight to New York or somewhere which leaves within 24 hours and get on it? Obviously I won't be doing it, but perhaps someone here knows someone or has themselves done something similar. So who here has been ballsy enough to go on an impromptu holiday? I get really excited at the thought of it but to me it's more of a fun daydream to have while I try and get through exams. Thanks in advance.","I don't really have holidays in the strict sense of the word, but I've done few domestic/international trips on a very short notice." +Ronaldo's year.,Insane year from him +Can't tell if that's an attempt at an Indian joke or not,I guess it needed an +J**e**sus Christ I can relate to this. Parakeets are shits.,"Had two, can confirm that they're feathered sociopaths." +Vikings fans are the worst fans on Reddit.,Forgot about the Patriots already +The Nets are blowing out GSW? Lol?,"49-65, what the hell is going on there" +"Okay, for real. No edits. No bait-and-switch. No moving of the goals posts. If this hits 3000 upvotes, I will send everyone who comments a copy of Sun & Moon November 18th. I'll have to do it electronically to save on postage, but everyone will get a copy.",Ok. +I feel her feet on my ribs like she's propping them up there for fun!,That must be pleasant! +Would you say that what they're doing now is super successful?,"I think it's better than the constant complaints about it would suggest, and I don't think that making referees full-time employees would do anything to improve it." +Camping in the hills.,Eeeeeeeeevoooooooooo +"I'd love to see an across-the-board refresh. But I don't expect to see new MacPro's or new Mac mini's or new iMacs, just Macbooks and MacBook Pro's.",Rumor has it they're discontinuing the Mac Pro +"Wait, flairs are locked?! Crap!!! Last season didn't we have until the day the evictions happened? I didn't think they would be locked this early. This is really bumming me out. Any idea why they were locked earlier this year than on BB18?","Well, last season there was an early eviction." +"to set the flair, you have to go to the options below the bottom of the post.",Mobile =( +Plus it's raining. Oh. My. God.,It has all the potential of becoming the '*perfect comment storm*' :/ +Podesta and Hillary tonight tweeting and accusing Trump of having a private server and communicating with Russians. Debunked already.,Based Jeewa +Why Kellie Leitch is sticking to her controversial Canadian values pitch,Because it's the only way anyone will pay attention to her? +"What should i get my 19 year old son for his birthday? My son is turning 19 soon. I have no idea what to get him for his birthday, I honestly cannot think of anything that he NEEDS. There's no latest game console or game that he wants. So what should I get him?",Cash or up ask him. +Oh ha ha ha ROFLMAO that would be hilarious! How about Doctor Strangelove for Surgeon General?,"Or worse, Ben Carson." +"What's up with all the different types of management? I've been a loyal follower of Liquid Armor for a few months now and I've settled in pretty nicely. But I'm still confused about all the different types of management, both in my store and referenced on this forum. 1. What's the difference between a supervisor and a manager? I notice that some here don't identify as a grey shirt manager when they are CPC or MTS sups--but in my store, those are both grey shirt positions. 2. My store's IS NEVER does management duties except for numbers and wears a red shirt. Why are some people here grey for IS? 3. What's an Ops manager and a Team Supervisor do? My store has both. Our IS's name tag says Team Sup, but she is never MoD. Our other Team Supervisor...she just seems to be an MoD. I'm not sure what her exact role is. Can anyone shed light on this? I just want to know why there is so much variance between stores as to who is considered management and who is not. Please enlighten me?",If you have team sups you work in a higher volume store which is different than most. +I can't wait for all the conspiracy theory bull shit you guys are going to churn out starting the 9th.,it starts tomorrow :-) +"Mezzaluna rolls, so the full force of the knife is on the cutting edge at all times, which alone makes it worthwhile. Also, it's easier and safer to get good, fast dicing action with a mezzaluna than standard knives, especially if you want to dice into incredibly fine bits. It's not often I need it that small, but i can get onion diced incredibly small quicker than you would believe. I'd highly recommend getting one, though be wary of the ones with the single handle on top. I can't imagine that's a good design (I may be wrong here, but I'm not going to get one myself to find out). You want one with the two handles on either side.",2 handles? +"I think the players themselves have certain traits (you can see them on Muthead) that apply to certain situations. Like clutch and always falls forward type things that apply to that player regardless of chems. Now TOTW Rhodes will play similar to his Milestone version, but will be much better of course because he's a higher overall. I don't think chems effect traits, but just the stats; hope that makes sense.",Rhodes will play EXACTLY like his milestone if you don't have his milestone chemistry in use. +Bleach Author Rejoins Twitter,Nice just in time to tell him he need to learn from master hum +"Since abandoning Bernie 8 weeks ago, one thing I've learned: RED PILLS SURE ARE SPICY!!!!!",You didn't abandon Bernie; Bernie abandoned you. +When Trump wins where should he hold his acceptance speech?,Madison Square Garden or an empty factory in Detroit. +Star Citizen releases internal production schedule,People still care about Star Citizen? +"Couldn't find her when I googled RACISM, can we fix that?",Go to the_donald +I never had any interest in the game but I had the feeling it was going to fail in spectacular fashion. Man was I not even close to how bad it actually was. Been a fairly entertaining debacle overall.,"The expectations were so high for that game that I believe if it had been a good game, everyone would say it was a let down." +And Penn State lost to Pitt,and Appalachian State lost to Tennessee +"He's already in the AHL, playing for Providence",But if we sign him to a 2 way deal we can assign him to our affiliate +fuck that LB put in Killibrew,KILLEBREW WOULD'VE KILLED HIM +I AIM TO BE THERE THIS WEEK FOR ONCE,Ya'll better not win in my absence (but actually do plz k thx) +What certifications?,Sniper +What's a great movie with a male and female lead where these characters don't wind up together?,Blue is the Warmest Color +Curt Schilling AMA live on Periscope!,"What is your most prized item behind you, and one that you look at the most?" +What Your Facial Hair Says about You - RT Shorts,That Buzzfeed fuck money tho +That Moment When Mickie James Got A Handful Of Trish's Big Tit,Hot +"We need a new word for this, I'm thinking Ameriphobia--the unreasoning fear of Americans.",Islamophobia-phobia +"Nationalist party has certain connotations that a good number of people would not be okay with due to ignorance above all else. I'd avoid that word if possible when naming a party, even though nationalism is a good thing.","If you think about it, why is being nationalistic a bad thing?" +Are you supposed to get your old save back?,If you put your old save on the cloud then yes you can get it back. +how is Kryssie safe this week?,Bc America sucks +"Honestly, yeah. To top it off, I had a family member die during this (one month anniversary will be election day), and I've basically been a mess.",Sorry :( +"Okafor should grow big, thick sideburns idk it would look sweet",this is hilarious +"Im sorry, I thought moderators were supposed to be neutral and let the debate happen between the candidates. How can you people support the corruption we are witnessing with the media meddling with the election more blatantly than we have ever seen in American history. Can't you see what it is leading to?",Russian meddling ok though apparently. +Uhh... What? Those guys make their university MILLIONS and they're supposed to be happy for not having to take out loans to get an education. The NCAA sporting system is a joke when it comes to the well-being of the athletes.,"I was just making a (bad) joke about the benefits given when scouting high school players, not trying to dismiss the reality of the situation." +"Game suggestions - action with no or minimal cutscenes and no internet required Hi all, I'm looking to pick up a new game for my father in law. He likes killing things and blowing shit up. He is not interested in story at all, he skips every cutscene and has given me shit for getting him Uncharted 4 because it was too slow for his liking. He does not have an internet connection so anything online only or digital is out. I was thinking about Doom, thoughts? any other suggestions?","Dark souls 3, really great replay value, easier than bloodborne, and you could ignore the story because it's very vague and all in item descriptions, I personally loved the game, it takes time to get good though" +Is it not weird that a man who's been to the moon relies on other people to fly him around?,"I don't know, I bet Mario Andretti has a driver." +What do you want for christmas?,I just can't wait for the Christmas shows and movies on ABC and Cartoon Network! +Not even on,Ok try and keep me updated whether you decide to trade me or not :P +Jay Cutler happy with the election results,Of course he would. +"Boy, the end of the article really tears the building apart over safety issues.",Safety regs are just oppression by the man. +"That's about right, this was in central Texas",One of my dream vacation spots is Texas! +You're using 1984 wrong and here's why,Do you agree with Noah Tavlin? +15 years of service - press F to pay respects,"Wow, that thing is older than me :D" +Don't worry. Before long the Warriors can take that burden,Fuck +"When you read the comment sections of different site, what exactly is it you're looking for?",Controversy. +What is the most expensive thing you have purchased that isn't a house or a car?,My $10000 coffee roaster +I don't expect you to believe or not believe me. I'm not obsessed with gaining your acceptance.,So why should he gain yours? +Porter Robinson & Madeon - Shelter (Luca Lush Lift),The 3 different drops are insane holy shit. +"Yeah, its just that they have barely released anything in the past year, and nothing in over 8 months. Same goes for Milo & Otis. Hopefully its because they are preparing to release EPs or albums.","Probably busy touring or just normal human being life stuff, I often forget about that last one haha" +"Miami Police Want to Spend $100,000 on AR-15-Style Rifles",Will these be given to criminals like operation fast and furious? +How many felonies does she have to commit before somebody that can do anything bothers to care?,#HillaryDucksJustice +That adage works well in every arena but politics.,Sometimes it's malice AND incompetence. +"This lady is something other than drunk, or she has the strangest reaction to alcohol I've ever seen. I mean she's practically fucking aneurysm-ing in the beginning.","It's a panic attack, you dumb shit." +"Oshi - pope w/ deffie, jR jarris & sober rob",SoundcloudBoiz +He is. Last number is not an 8.,"Screen lags, *trust me*" +How would I go about adding features for the native Twitter App As the title says I want to add features to the native Twitter app and change some of the already existing features. How would I go about starting this?,I think NoPromosTwitter is open source on GitHub +Do you have ventilation? Not a good idea to have an unventilated indoor range.,"Agreed, if you've ever shot .22lr at an indoor range with those overhead lights you know a ridiculous amount of lead vapor comes out of that muzzle." +The videos are all from experts. Like the MIT professor. And they cite plenty of peer-reviewed scientific info in all kinds of their videos.,Do you know what an argument from authority *fallacy* is? +"It has probably worked for him once, so technically it should work again. Gotta give him props for sticking to his priorities! But yeah downvotes for him!",Just look at his history; we're talking several dozen per day. +"Nah man, those are the instincts of a true leader. Remember when Lincoln sent out a carrier pigeon about all those women at 4:00 AM.",Four out of ten and seven babes ago... +OSU OSU OSU OSU OSU OSU USO USO USO USO USO USO,University of the State of Oklahoma +It only becomes gay when there's a finger in a B-hole. Anything before that is just horsing around.,"Well, I mean if you say No homo..." +Our Biased Mainstream Media Loves Hillary. Their Adoration Could Cost Her The Election,Fox doesn't get to call anybody else mainstream or biased +"Have minimum specs changed? I was able to run 2.5 quite well, but when I load the Crusader in 2.6 it loads, and then I just get a black screen and then it crashes with no crash report. Really wanna play 2.6! D: Help please! Thanks!","make sure you delete the USER folder and re-run the launcher to set up new files, old assets in there can cause issues." +Aw i used my 5 for gilga too ended up with 2 bartz..,"Aww, dont worry though, bartz got enchantments on JP just now, so he is a rather future proof unit." +Check Your Wallets: Chances Are Your New Rs 500 Note is Defective,"It's not a bug, it's a feature." +"It really is. If you like gummies, Kasugai gummies from Japan are also delicious. The kiwi flavor is the best!","Hi-Chews are awesome in the first place, lychee is just topping on the cake" +^^That's ^^not ^^Mirage,She's called Mirage because you got fooled into thinking she was best girl^^Kaname ^^no.1 +Penises cause atrocities,And feminity is responsible for the other 2 3rds? +That was a really epic quote and delivery.,"Point, blank and the period." +"We truly are 12, aren't we?",I'll always be 12. +"We shouldn't dehumanize those that use the system either. They aren't so different from you and I. Given circumstances where you could turn your money into more money and protect your investments, you would by any means necessary. It's natural, we just have to keep up.","It's also natural to club your neighbour over the head and steal their food, if you were broke and starving, doesn't mean it's the right thing to do." +The Bernie dick sucking continues across the salt mine formerly known as reddit,I was hoping this was an actual news article title for a minute. +!!!!!! a buster friend on FB just shared a post straight from Hillary's page!!!!! It was the ad about what Trump says about women. Has this person turned the corner?,More like I dropped off a CTR emblazoned briefcase last night. +No it's a piston covered in foil.,It's just a strip of foil :/ +Your hands are bound.,Go cast your fancy magic some place else. +Who was your childhood crush?,A person +"Protestors just like Black Lives Matter they're comprised of professional shit disturbers funded by Soros, lazy easily manipulated millennials, and thugs / criminals. The violence, vandalism, property destruction and now this says it all. Lock them up!",You dismissing all people who are protesting as paid shills is part of the problem. +This is definitely me right now.,Same +Death Race 2050 trailer,Original was better. +Nature Enthusiast,I kinda just feel like he's advertising these groups so others might donate as well? +What will be the turns out cigarettes are bad for us. of our generation?,Vapes +"80% of their citizens were Serbs,that were genocided/made refugees when that started,currently only 2% of population are Serbs",[citation needed] +The New Order is such a great game that I missed out on for so long because the intro is quite slow and I just put the game down. Went back to it later and powered through the beginning and I was hooked. Bought Old Blood as soon as I finished it.,Here's to hoping Old Blood is one of next month's PS+ games. +"Single people, very honestly speaking, how often do you have sex?",Single people... sex... does not compute. +"Careful we're not allowed to say bad things about iv anymore, remember?",I'll gladly take SF4s problems over SFVs. +"1.St Pierre won: 1,3,5. 2.Cowboy is massively overrated. Has fought a lot and appreciate his willingness to fight but he only fights legit guys once in a while and has lost most of his fights against the top guys (Benson, Pettis and RDA). I don't think he can make a run at welterweight.",Cerrone has been able to make runs here and there in the ufc and wec but he'll never consistently be elite. +Gold doesn't tarnish... That's the beauty of it,Glass however gets dirty from people touching it. +"Boomerang appreciation thread! This guy has a few extra scenes in the extended cut and they're absolutely hilarious! Easily one of my top 3 favorite characters in the movie! Jai Courtney really did a great job and his jokes never felt forced or unnecessary. I don't think he'll ever be a solo villain, so I really want to see him along with a couple of rogues in the upcoming Flash movie.","Jai really killed it with his performance, for me all his scenes where he talked made me laugh and my attention went to him, i am really hoping he comes around again id love to see him get to do more maybe in the flash movie but definitely in the ss2." +"Her husband came home. It was a tinder hook up and I had no fucking idea she was married. I didn't even hear him coming. One minute I was banging her from behind, the next I'm in a fucking choke hold and rapidly losing consciousness while she screams and begs him to stop. I black out, and when I come around I'm lying in the garden, naked, with all of my clothes scattered around me. Apparently he dragged me down the stairs by my foot and my head bounced off of every step, then he dumped me outside, locked the door and proceeded to trash his own house up. LPT; Always ask if she's married, fellas",R. Kelly? +Who's Stan Gibson?,Ken Bone's reddit username. +yeah this is needed. as well as a catalog of discoveries.,But the catalogue is the same screen - you just select another planet. +Schau auf zum Himmel und sieh:,Ich bin nur ein armer junge +I just realized I kinda married a real life Marge Simpson. My wife says shit like this all the time. Sometimes it's cute. Sometimes it boggles my mind.,Boggling sounds like a Peggy Hill situation +"When they play Barrett at 10, when they start Cane ahead of Todd, when they pick Savea AND Naholo. But mostly I hate when players go to ground when there's a clear overlap, or boot the ball upfield when there's nothing on and there's space (or men) outside.",I like you. +Official Call of Duty Online - Escape from Zombie Island - Trailer,"I'm sorry, I don't speak japanese!" +Sweet thanks,Everything for the king tyr +I am pulling for this one to make it. I got bored with the 24 shows after awhile but my appreciation for Kiefer Sutherland has not abated.,"same, noped out of 24 around hour 14 in the first season, tried again with season 4, lasted 3 hours." +[Time freeze day bud],"[ah shit second time I do this, I need to get used to this D:]" +I am skeptical of this being in Charlotte. There are two separate double decker buses.,Thats what I noticed too. +If all animals had guns then which would shoot first?,Fucking Cats. +What's a good movie to watch?,A good one +"This is a total lie, scandinavia and most of europe is pretty safe from nukes due to the fallout being able to reach most of russia-prime like St:Petersburg, Moscow etc. Hell when Chernobyl collapsed the fallout reached sweden, you weren't allowed to eat certain wildlife and fish for several decades Only in a doomsday scenario would this happen and well we're all pretty fucked then no?","You do realize that the talk is about nuclear deterrence, right?" +I didn't like all the sprites crowded on the top screen however.,That was one of my favourite features +"Hezbollah carried out a suicide bombing attack on an Israeli tour bus. They killed 241 U.S. Marines and 58 French soldiers in their barracks in Lebanon. They bombed a US embassy. Think about that. You're so caught up in a cult of personality that you're defending a terrorist group that's carried out attacks on the US military. You can get butthurt and impotently downvote all you want, but that's beyond the pale.","If they are killing ISIS, good." +Upcoming Events - November 2016 **Upcoming Events - November 2016** &nbsp; **Early to Mid November** &nbsp; * Medal Rush. * Triple ABP/CBP Event. &nbsp; **Mid - Late November** &nbsp; * Dream Evolutions for Kanon & Tazer. * Frontier Hunter. * High difficulty content in the Summoner's Research Lab. &nbsp; **Late - End of November** &nbsp; * New Frontier Gate. * Raid Material Rate Up. &nbsp; Enjoy!,new fg is gonna be another element/element endless probably. +I'd say that was the 'run' in creep if u didn't know any better,I think it's when someone in the crowd is talking because they only came to the show just to turn up +Shit post :),;) +Doesn't the finger hole keep you from dropping them as well?,also helps you spin them on your finger really fast which is what i've seen most people with karambits do +"If you're talking about clutch rings, they have crappy damage boost but full damage reduction penalty in PvP.","Actually, the absorption penalty is 1.5x in PvP..." +It's theft because I can't say no and buy the same services elsewhere.,Agree +How is there not ONE SINGLE POST about the Podesta leaked emails? Not a SINGLE MENTION of it.,Because they're mostly nothing. +City AM: New one-hour Hopper bus fare comes into force today.,That's a lot of free bus journeys predicted. +"Says in the article that oil work is expected to pick up, this more IT hires.","Its all speculation, they've been saying that for the past year" +I'm in boys?,You're in my dude +"Do 2K Devs Actually Play The Game? If so, how could they not have the moving screen issue patched by now. You are literally getting away with a foul. So many game breaking glitches........",They play this game once a year to show it off and while they are playing it they make fun of people that drop 30 ppg and then they boast about how they sucked the fun out of it this year +I don't think it is cross platform.,Oh. +Technically he already fought at 170 but not a real 170 fighter,"With Nate being a natural super heavyweight, I'm sure he would be fine against any 170 fighter" +"British public fear Donald Trump will weaken the Nato alliance, poll finds",I think NATO's finished. +What youtube channels would you recommend checking out?,"Check SHOWStudio too, its mainly focused on high fashion but very interesting and well made." +What does that thing weigh?,"About 220 lbs., without the wrench of course." +What makes you special?,Nobody is special. +"Haswell alone was pretty substantial. Also, Kaby Lake does not increase IPC over Skylake.","In fact, Haswell was pretty much the last big IPC jump besides Sandy, IIRC." +Gorilla warfare *sic*,Like fighting against gorillas? +Forgive me father for I have sinned. I made 40 bucks at a dive bar glory hole swallowing baby gravy and I'm still not as big of a faggot as the mod team here.,The mods decided the wanted to have the bloods run a train on their asses. +Amaz new card revealed,"Welp, it's confirmed, the next meta will be absolute bullshit with nothing but Reno decks." +EU gimmicks,"Yes, we Europeans don't even have badwater_pro because we aren't trash at the game and can push through 3rd" +Bruh that shits already been announced,yeah but they wont announce any more details and people are talking about touch screens and region free shit. +T_D: Can I get a fact check here? What's the context of this?,"Seems to me , the way he phrased it, was baiting the hook again...time to catch some more easy MSM fishies....and fry 'em!" +"Outside of being against the banning of expression that involves creating and/or distributing child porn and the personal information of individuals, what exactly is extreme anti-censorship.",allowing spamming of over the top hate speech? +"I think it was a daily, wasn't it? It's going to Mom's Heart, after all. That, or it's a Challenge run.",Slow roll +"Yeah, totally. Everlasting Hymn is my fav Rebirth song, but I doubt anything will ever top My Innermost Apocalypse. It's SOOO good!",I think Lament of the Angel is superior to Everlasting Hymn but thats just me +Red and Blue!!!!!,"No, it's white and gold!" +"Yea, you really gotta have a group of 10 IRL friends that you can trust to play this game. Even online friends could backstab you but never ever trust random people.",This is not true +THR says Inhumans Show does not replace the planned feature film,What. +Then hopefully this stupid excuse of a channel will apologize for all these shitty videos of clickbait to get views,"The series is called Ask Armin some BS so he got asked this question,not his fault" +"On the off chance, Guy-Man and Thomas read this. Have some pity on us. We're salivating over a countdown to nothing.",I'm really worried that it might just be a malware or a screamer from a troll +4 Bullets 5 Kills,That's not 4 bullets... +Partisans? Like how every member of the Senate except Harry Reid voted to overturn the veto? This is literally the definition of bi-partisan.,They all had their election year jitters in their ears. +"Republican Senator Marco Rubio on Twitter: Donald's comments were vulgar, egregious & impossible to justify. No one should ever talk about any woman in those terms, even in private.","But forget about all that for the Supreme Court, right Marco?" +If AskReddit existed in the Game of Thrones universe what would be the top posts?,"People of Essos, What do you think of Westeros?" +tank?,overtrapper :P +She's not old enough to be president. You have to be at least 35.,"They'd change the rules, just for her" +We umpires will enforce it if the coach is arguing (typically balls and strikes).,"And by enforce it, you clearly mean eject the coach, right?" +Sorting r/all by Rising is literally just /the_donald posts.,It's been that way for months now. +"Flash S03E03 'Magenta' Live Episode Discussion Synopsis: Barry (Grant Gustin) and Team Flash are thrilled to reunite with Earth-2 Wells (Tom Cavanagh) and Jesse (guest star Violett Beane). Wells confides to Barry and Caitlin (Danielle Panabaker) that Jesse has all the powers of a speedster and has been saving people on his Earth. He is concerned about her safety and wants them to talk her out of using her powers. Meanwhile, Magenta, (guest star Joey King) a new meta who can control metal, terrorizes the city.","Harry catching on to the time travel, of course." +So it's not a purge? I'm ok with this.,I never said there wasn't.... +"Oh, the FPS impact I'll have... My poor old 650 Ti can hardly give 25 FPS with STLM 2.2 and medium-high settings. Guess the new version will make my GPU burn.",Same performance as 2.2 according to the creator +r/Warframe,They said guns not grenade launchers and wizard powers. +Welcome to City 17. It's safer here.,I hear it's one of our finest remaining urban centers. +Forgetting the Parking Break,At least it wasn't his dad's Porsche. +"Yeah, but they're not dragons!","Unless you want those shitty asian toilet paper tubes, they look pretty cool AND pretty close to a dragon!" +A gay jew black retard?,That's iDubbbz for you. +I have actually went the opposite direction as I have gotten older.,Same +"Like a magazine, but poorer","Haha, but no it wasn't a zine, it was a full novel" +That your internet companies are shit. Like get better internet.,I mean is there really a need for a plural there? +Although the Mayans are still around.,Wait really? +Blizzard live chat asking for passport alright?,"Never had it happen during a live chat, but depending on your issue it's pretty normal of Blizzard to ask for proof of ID when initially submitting your ticket" +You can't make this stuff up folks,Ah Trump you big ol goof +"Discussion: With El Mayimbe's credibility getting completely shot with the community do you think more and more scoopers will just go away? I don't hear as many scoops as I used to. It seemed like this time last year there were rumors about everything and scoops on every site, but it's hella quiet now. Do you think with the public turning on Faraci, Mayimbe getting called out for fake scoops, and guys like Sneider getting fired that we're going to go back to the old days where movies get announced and you don't know anything until you see it?",It's probably because all the stuff they'd be writing scoops about got released during the JL set visits. +I am shocked some pl fans are still trying to argue they have better depth than la liga.,"I've explained my point, feel free to explain yours." +"But you get an entire 50% extra coverage! That's more than 100% coverage! Wait... hmmm... does that mean that I'm covered completely once, and half double covered? No... that doesn't make sense... Extra 50% yeah!",it means your neighbor gets some too +What made today awesome?,Left work early AF! +The biggest joke of SpongeBob is that he works at a fast-food place and can afford a house.,Bikini Bottom has a living wage +Question: Do you believe in the ideals of a democratic government built on the rule of law? Answer #1: Yes. (proceed with processing) Answer #2: I believe in Sharia. (there's the door. Don't let it hit you in the ass),Wow that apparently generated a shit storm. +I don't get it... What's being bleeped,"Im pretty sure it's the word shitty, so isn't that necessary censorship?" +The trombone?,I prefer the baritone +I love this sub.,And this sub loves you <3 +"Trump on porn actress who accused him of misconduct: 'Oh, I'm sure she's never been grabbed before'",Lmao that's funny +Zack Snyder.,A filmmaker trying to buy the film rights of the avengers from Tony Stark. +"lol, ok, to bad we have all the guns, the military, and LE on our side. What you think John Oliver gonna win this for ya? HAHAHA",Well it IS 2016 +I don't order enough stuff to merit that anyway. Also I kind of enjoy stalking from room to room impatiently.,I just order lots of books. +Do you not?,Shepard carries 6 +Gambit vs Fnatic in Grand Finals of Spring 2013 is arguably the best EU LCS Final ever. That or Fnatic vs ~~Fnatic~~ Origen.,"Man Soaz on GP for FNC vs OG, that was disgusting damages :o" +Ha!! Somebody has been caught!,Might have been the Bishop's wife! +"Actually Montoya has much better stats and as many wins, wana trade MacKinnon for him?",There has to be a goalie involved in the trade. +/b/tard finds a girl into anal and bondage.,Anal always sounds like so much fun +go team choas,Taem* choas +i also don't wear seatbelts,uhhhhhh that's not very safe is it now +"Reddit, who is idolised, but doesn't deserve it?",Gallowboob +##**AMERICAN PARTY**,**/bow** #Your's is better. +"Worth buying an iPhone 5s at current prices? Guys, at the current rate is it worth buying the iphone 5s? I need an alternative/ complement to android. Windows phone unfortunately doesn't have the apps I am looking for. I am willing to consider strongly new android phones also. In a slight pickle at the moment, so please suggest :)",OnePlus Three is the best value for money phone right now. +I was Cynthia from Rugrats this year :^),I fucking love this +Finally exposing BMI for the oppressive tool that it is!,"Does anyone have a mirror, the image seems to have been deleted." +You look like a donkey. Ya? Well my face is a mirror! -7th Graders,no u +"the worst are the ones who tell you there are no wrong answers but your application is automatically discarded by their filter if you give an answer not to their liking. I know Best Buy does this cuz my buddy who worked for them told me that when they ask a definitely yes/yes/maybe/no/definitely no question, if you answer anything that isn't the definitely's on any question your application is automatically discarded, regardless of how subjective the question is",That explains why I don't like the personalities of Best Buy employees and end up only ever being frustrated with service when I go there. +So the saron has an annoying muzzle flash now... It's like a flash bang going off in your face everytime you fire now.... why DBG whyyyy!,"will get patched today for pc, don't worry." +let's kill them with random heart disease!,Ninja AIDS strikes again? +How about some hot male champs zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Only good one I've seen is ez,Brand is pretty hot. +"Any suggestions for a house that won't sell? My house is currently listed for sale and has been sitting on the market for 100 days with little interest. The story is this - In the early summer we listed our house and made a contingent offer on another house. Everything was going great. The buyer was using a VA loan and our house passed muster. Literally a few days before closing the mortgage company rescinded the buyers mortgage despite already have given a mortgage commitment. At that point we had already vacated the house. All of our stuff moved and in storage units. We were able to buy our new house without selling our house first, which was great since we had already basically moved out of the original house. Now we are in the position of trying to sell again and we are not getting the volume of people interested. The house is an antique from 1888 but has been updated throughout. It has a large yard for the area, freshly painted, etc. The price has been dropped 40k from original listing price. Our broker seems very passive and just keeps saying the right buyer will come we just need to be patient. TL:DR - Sold house. Buyer backed out. Bought new house. Still trying to sell old house.",Price is too high. +"If they get a month, I want a fucking month for people who don't believe in fairy tales and use evidence based reasoning.",Never happen; atheists aren't a visible minority and Ontario's currently run by people dumb enough to make it the largest sub-national debtor on the planet after many years of fiscal solvency. +You're wrong,Please explain how I am wrong. +Did they try to sell you knives?,Yes he is a Vector knife shill. +Never fucking lucky. - D.vasen,Fucking Omnic roleplayers +That's a better choice that Pikasteel the Hedgehog though.,You leave that ball of adorable alone! +eEconomics: Libertarian Reviews The 2016 Election With Dry Humor,"awesome channel, subscribed" +Shotguns are clearly balanced. Look at the graphs mate.,im sure theres this meme im missing... +After collecting dragon balls open beta XV2 Where do you go to make a wish?,You can't make a wish. +Same for Doctor Who but with police boxes. I guess the TARDIS was inconspicuous when they first started production but definitely not now!,It technically should change based on where it is so it always blends in but the Doctor's Tardis was broken. +Yeaaaah not sure why people are taking me seriously,You forgot the +Urien is 6'4 and weighs 297lbs! Holy shit that's a big man!,For you +"You still need to kill the tentacles because you are laning against Illaoi and you always need to kill her tentacles. Also from my experience you get 2-4(usually 3) tentacle spawns per E which you need to spend the next 12 seconds dodging while being unable to CS, trade, recall etc. You know, the things you do while you play League of legends.",Also there is enough time i think to recall after dodging the first slap if you immediately start the channel. +"I'm nearly fucking certain his sons are high out of their minds when they go on tv. Personally, I don't think he did, but I wouldn't put it past him. He certainly has easy access.",and some people say.... +"The establishment is against Trump because Trump is anti establishment. He questions the Fed, wants to leave other countries alone, communicate with Russia, bring back manufacturing jobs and stop policing the world for free. Yeah, of course the corporate media, owned by the same corporate banks and MIC, wants to shut him down. The corporations have been fleecing us for many years.",Everybody else is against him because his crass ignorance and narcissism is truly scary. +Surely he must've put something in the water...,Or Rouke has found Musky's nudes +So yea *$Baltierra$*,#baller +Ricochet's my man.,If you're taking ricochets to the face you've already seriously messed up your safety protocol. +This is why I use Steelseries for everything excluding my mouse!!!,"Hey, my Sensei Raw is pretty decent, and has a cool name." +Hip Hop Trooper doing his thing,You know he's a legit Stormtrooper because he's got a blaster. +yasss that first episode where he went on job interviews and had to say what that kid was saying in his earpiece! i just about died,Do you like skateboarding? +"Armed anarchists rally at Brock Turner's home: 'Try this again, we'll shoot you'",#rapefugees wouldn't exist if Europeans had firearms. +Couldn't they cross the border or go to Saskatchewan if they wanted. Another question is would that person who paid get treatment for whatever their problem was before everyone else.,Why not keep the money in MB? +Unsweetened tea is best tea.,Unsweetened iced tea is best tea. +Mantenha ele fora,"*now, smile and wave*" +"Dear Reddit, which words automatically trigger a song in your head?",drop it. +"Clinton and Trump tied in Iowa, Grassley opens strong lead, Loras College Poll finds - Loras College",A tie in Iowa is honestly a really good poll for us right now. +"In related news, salt mines started appearing all over. It's kinda sad, he was pretty even handed in making fun of all sides, then he glosses over Hillary's/DNC's crimes while potentially overstating the other side. I'm not saying it's wrong, but it was really poorly handled.",He's terrible and bashed anyone BUT Hillary. +God I hope a Chinese club snaps up Bony for some ridiculous sum.,Under/over 50M for Sakho? +PPR Moncrief @ Texans Sammy Watkins vs Steelers Tevin Coleman @ Rams Davante Adams vs Seahawks Pick one thanks!,"Watkins if he plays, Moncrief if not" +"Fixing the bug would mean nerfing it, though. Its a feature as far as im concerned.",Well - there is an trivial solution for that issue - remove the 3rd person view +what about seal lions?,"They're not a thing, sadly." +"I hope not, but I think they will lose tonight 2-3 or something like that, not a blowout. Price was in net yesterday when he should have been for the real challenge which is today. I think MT did that to protect the guys from losing against one of the top teams with Price in net. Wih Montoya, it'll be more pardonable to lose. With that said, I hope we win tonight. It'll show that we won't be needing Price as much as we did last years","I hope we win tonight, because it will finally cement us as a top-3 team in this league." +Or the hand that sticks in him and makes him move and talk...,"No, You're the Puppet!" +"you tease, we need a before and after...",Like... before costume and with costume or you mean when I put the costume on and after the nights over? +If you have this on Friday I will take that bag. RemindMe! Next Friday at 8am,"If you want it for sure, I can hold it for you." +Not for me fam. FPS is about 5 to 10 lower and drops even lower on some kickoffs,What are your specs relative to the minimum/recommended? +I just see fiddlesticks...,But do you play Crittlesticks? +Got old day 1.,It got old minute 1 +How I Pretended to Bang My Brother & Exposed Several Unethical Journalists in the Process: Many sites reported on this story. None of them reached out to me for comment or verification...,I was sold at bang my brother +Saw this little shit on my wall,"You know, you can set your options so that you need to approve things before they appear on your timeline (what the fuck is a wall nigga, this ain't 2007)" +Yeah... Still don't. Who the fuck are you?,Rodney Dangerfield +anyone can wear vans,Yeah vans are awesome +Denver PD needs help finding these knuckleheads who broke into D. Ware's house...,D's warehouse? +"why did they set them all on (sand?), though?",Well for the second one it enabled an automatic burial of the stick +What are some techniques you use to speak slowly when you speak too fast?,"When I used to DJ weddings, I just kept my mindset like I was talking to someone who needed to process things a bit slower." +"When the Black Panthers took weapons to the California State Capitol, the response of then-governor Reagan was to say that there was no reason why on the street today a citizen should be carrying loaded weapons and that guns were a ridiculous way to solve problems that have to be solved among people of good will. He then signed legislation against carrying weapons in public. (Incidentally, I first thought to find information about this on the Wiki page about Reagan. Nothing. OK, maybe the page on his governorship. Nothing. No mention of the Black Panthers. No mention of the Mulford Act.)","God bless you, I love Reddit where people take my views and put poignant evidence to support it so I don't have to look it up lol" +He's not wrong. CNN is the news for aging liberal hipster douches. No one I hang with or know takes them or their warped agenda seriously.,"Lol, the average viewing age for any given cable news network is 60+... Not what I call prime hipster age." +But what happens in newer cars where the key fob could be anywhere in the car and you can start the car with the push of a button?,They'll still get you. +"But, but, what if the Persians invade again?",They only need 300 Spartans to defend anyway... +Trump also pinned this tweet. He wants everyone to see him praising Putin when they look at his Twitter account.,Someone tell me his account was hacked...please. +Nearly 20% of Trump Fans Think Freeing Slaves Was a Bad Idea,How are we supposed to 'Make America Great Again' if we have to actually pay for labor? +711 was an inside joke,*whoosh* +Glad I kept this installed.,Glad i get to reinstall it. +Your language perfectly illustrates how little fucks you actually give about the welfare of LGBT people.,It's actually LGBTQIA+ +"Take it from someone who knows far too well, bouncing back from addiction is not trashy. She may have fucked up along the way but if she's on the mend then you should be lauding her success. Unless I'm misreading this situation she is cleaning up and not trashy.","But some of those photos.....she might be doing alot better, but I, personally, still wouldn't post those types of photos." +Ana kont faker en mafeesh 7ad bey2agar le nas a2a2al men 21 Sana 3ashan Shabab beyiskaro w beyefsha5o el makan w keda? daa Faty walla eh?,Fety feeh nas kteera fel sen da bt3ml keda 5sosan tolab el gam3at. +in your dreams,And next week. +"Right, usually players get suspended for PED use when they're playing well.",HI OH +"When facts no longer matter to you, you can then call yourself a republican.",swish +"Chrome doesn't use so much RAM like it was before. After Chrome 50, there are memory optimizations in every version, especially in v55. Edge right now uses more memory than Chrome.","Huh, TIL" +It was the muzzle flash from Ocelot's revolver that blinded it.,"More than just the flash, it was clearly bleeding so the shock wave must have played a part, if not the bullet itself." +"Did anyone else read the New York Post article about how arrogant Hillary has already ordered a massive fireworks display over the Hudson River next Tuesday night, a mere half hour after polls close in NY. Made me dislike her all over again. She may want to rethink the celebration, though.",It's a distraction while she gets away. +A trump presidency will amount to basically nothing. He will have zero support from Congress.,Pence would +Watching this fake trailer has made me see Reigns as a babyface more than anything the WWE has done the last 3 years.,"This video reminds me how much I really *want* to like Roman, but there's still this grip on his character by the higher ups that want to mold him into something he just can't be and it's sad." +"to poop on! (i wish someone understood this reference , i always get downvoted for this comment)",As you will now! +"Wouldn't Explain Bad Juju, a weapon made by Toland himself, or the Speaker's Machine.","I believe Toland made bad juju by modifying an existing weapon, as the frame look similar to other pulses." +"google any rapper wearing it, I even included a picture in my post.",Just cause a rapper wears it doesn't change what I said before +"Washing: I use some foam non-ammonia window cleaner and a washcloth twice a week. It gets rid of dust/pollen/most road dirt/etc. I only wash (soap/water/brush) when it gets really dirty (8-10 weeks?). I Lube the chain every week - and clean it if needed. It may go a month without needing to be cleaned, or it may be a couple weeks in a row.","Ah gotcha, my bike gets dusty after sitting in my garage even over night, so I spray down the tank once a week." +Getting butt raped in prison with a wonder bread bag and some olive oil.,Sounds like you've had experience.. +"No what i mean is ember builds for attack damage yet is extremely fragile and mobility reliant, despite being an agility melee carry. Sitting on BF+Daedalus, the natural reaction is hey im gonna go punch this guy which is... basically... never the play with ember. &nbsp; Ember's mobility skill, as such, is a bit odd compared to most skill/mobility heroes (e.g. blink carries like qop/am). His whole farming cycle is unnatural to new players, as is his really wacky double power curve. &nbsp; Even for experienced players, his playstyle is pretty unique.",why is there a star in your flair? +Keeping it classy up in Mason,Pretty clear picture of impotent rage. +Typical leftist hypocrisy. 'My bigotry against you is justified because you're so bigoted.' All Democrats are bigots but some are more bigoted than others.,You do realize by calling all democrats bigoted you're being a bigot lol +Financial decisions based off emotion Sorry I couldn't think of a better title but here's the deal. I cheated on my wife. There's a whole other post about this so let's not get into that here. For whatever reasons we have we BOTH have decided to stay together which I'm very happy about. The girl I cheated with works at a particular car dealer. You need to know this to understand the issue. It's time for me to buy a car. I of course want certain ones but need to be financially responsible. The car that fits the needs I have and is financially a good decision is made by the same car company that the girl I cheated on works at. Now I knew before I even mentioned it that my wife would connect these dots and would not be happy with my decision. Typically in the past I would have given into her wishes. I did so for years but that led me to being unhappy. I personally think I should buy that car that fits my needs and my budget. There is no other car that fits this criteria. Either I will have to settle for something I don't want or I will have to spend beyond our means to keep her happy. I understand that it may remind her for a while of what happened but it's not like she's forgotten with me having that car. If we truly are going to move past what happened shouldn't she not be connecting these dots? Should I let give into her wishes and settle again since I'm the originally offender? Or should I say no we decided to move forward and not let this affect my decision. Btw I'm not planing to ever return to the dealership she works at. I'm honestly trying to go out of state to make the purchase.,What weird ass place do you live that you can't go to a different dealership? +Expectations VS Reality,pls no +Generally we only ban people from harming others. Bans against harming yourself are much more rare and require a lot more scrutiny.,Drug bans beg to differ +Maybe Amber doesn't make her wear a seatbelt and the only way Gary knew how to get it across to Leah that is important was to show her a wreck? It's awful to do but I could see him having to stress the importance of car safety to Leah because Amber doesn't care.,"Exactly-- he knows Leah will essentially be on her own when it comes to things like seat belts, toothbrushing, etc." +"Trump is the best thing to ever happen to government and the United States. Governments, people and most importantly children will learn how NOT to elect someone.",The problem is that nobody gives a shit about history. +Dip.,Sauce. +This series is turning into Deku's quest to be able to count to 100 without dying,I never thought of it that way...but basically yeah +"/unjerk/ Murcns do like sauce tho... ever seen them pour out shoyu like its a shot of moonshine, they don't dip either, they douse",Murican just want extra soy sauce so they can ferment it into alcohol inside their obese bellies +"I mean, now Trump's cabinet is full or people who are racist, homophobic, xenophobic, etc... Yeah, my parents aren't those things, but they were indifferent about it.",Which ones? +What if it's masturbation? Or an awkward boner?,"Im ok with that, his junk is working" +"Some people don't like Aziz Ansari's humor either, no one tells him to change.",I'm sure lots of people do. +"Minecraft on OS X 10.7? I'm wondering if it would be possible to run Minecraft on OS X Lion, I know it's not officially supported anymore but could I run an older version or something to get it going? Any help is greatly appreciated!",As long as you have Java you can just run the jar. +Good Luck Justin,KJU has such a punchable face +Is it not though? The costume looks exactly the same and her make up and hair are spot on. Are you saying Cosplay because it is of an attractive woman cosplaying another attractive imaginary woman?,"*Cosplayers can't be attractive, then they're just being slutty*" +"Oh yes, the classic hog who thinks her boobs somehow make up for the rest of her folds.",Well that's better than a flatso girl +What are you most excited about in 2017?,Not having to see this question posted again. +"I think one of the reasons you are getting some blow back on this is because messing with time means messing with technology and the timeline. D&D is balanced based on what is possible in a roughly medieval setting and any character coming from the future necessarily would come with ideas that don't fit in the D&D world. That means your character knows stuff they wouldn't already know. For example technology has the possibility of really messing up the balance of the game. Does your character want to build a gun? Does your character know about printing presses? About electricity? About mechanization? All of this has to potential to make your character troublesome to deal with. Keeping the game immersive is more difficult if you have a character always thinking ahead or trying to overpower the bad guys with ideas that no other character has access to because the world hasn't gotten there yet. Also if you are from the future, are you going to start trying to mess with major events from the past that you are currently living in? In a game this means you might have extra information and that means extra work for the DM to figure out what you may know. Of course because the game depends on dice rolls this makes it extremely hard on the DM because they don't actually know what will happen. It's not a bad concept but it is troublesome, and it may present extra difficulties for your DM, which is why you definitely need DM approval.","Tbf, lots of (troublesome) players playing standard character builds have tried to invent gunpowder and other things their characters shouldn't have any concept of." +"DO YOU NEED A HUG? ALSO, PLEASE WIN YOUR BOWL GAME. THE FATE OF THE AAC RESTS IN YOUR HANDS.",yes to both +"Honestly, I really don't think she should attack. A lot of people resonated with the positive DNC convention message after such a negative campaign by Donald. Only attack when something is blatantly false like his war in Iraq statement.",So you're saying she should be on the attack constantly. +Very spry for such a big boy.,Has a great touch for such a tall player. +11-5 SEASON STARTS HERE BABBYYY!!!!,It's working for the Bills. +770 used to be above the 960.,Not a year ago iirc +Jill Stein doubles down on WiFi being dangerous in AMA today,Have Elizabeth May and Jill Stein ever been seen together? +"Relax, it's a beta for a reason. You can always revert back to the stable client.",You can't revert +Swingers always have the toughest time understanding polyamory isn't the same thing...,"As a fellow poly person, I cringed HARD at this." +"It's okay, I have good all seasons - too many people in Alberta.",maybe the solution would be calling them summer tires instead of all season tires. +Do you really think that there's enough people regularly DDoSing killers to make that an issue? 99% of the people who own this game probably don't even know how a DDoS works.,People will do whatever they can to cheat. +How does adding challenges make it cod?,Challenges to get camo is from cod +"Not 100% related, but to those who have played both; should I go for IOS or 3DS version of this game?",Don't forget the Vita version. +this idea sounds genius :o,"I don't like the idea tho, for example you get Vel'Koz but ended up with a bad team comp, so you dodge until you like the team comp because you will get Vel anyway xc too much abuse x:" +"Florida pit bull, adopted from shelter, fights off coyotes and saves new owner's cat",Calling BS +West is absolute anus,? +Why would there be? No.,Ok thank you. +Rayquaza Snow Sculpture,When you get the day off for snow +crim pulsus + 4c3 for the loopers,Nty +"Probably not registered in California, Nevada, Arizona, or Oregon, all within reach and an easy way around regs.",It's super easy to get around CARB regulations... Get deep enough into the car scene and some of the old(er) heads will show you. +Looks like people will be getting their trench map!,"I mean of course DICE was gonna do trench maps at some point, people just getting so crazy about it." +"wait a minute, how was she simultaneously nude AND in her work uniform...?",I assume with body parts and the uniform showing in the same picture. +I think we actually just found a viable 2nd option. Lord knows that Randle had so many opportunities to be that 2nd option but he never did it.,When Victor Cruz is your 3rd option you know you have a sick receiving corps. +"Let's not even think of it as a mens and womens restroom. Just say, If you're peeing out of a penis, you go here, and if you're peeing from a vagina, you go here.",Who cares as long as people are using stalls? +a single press just puts it in sleep mode for me. The only way to shut it down with the button is to press and hold,"You can change it in your windows settings, in power management i think." +"Awkwardly enough, as a range coach, I came across more lefty shooters than right. Most of them were primarily right handed for everything but shooting, but had a dominant left eye, so they shot left handed.",if my left hand is forward does that make me a left handed shooter? +"I thought I missed something in Man of Steel :3 They'll probably get a chance to explain in Justice League. Like, Supes couldn't have been buried in that suit, right? Maybe the Government, or Bruce, got a hold of it and experimented on it for armors and stuff. Then again, they got Zod's suit at the end of MoS. Eh.",Faora' armor was still intact after Smallville battle +"its just about the strain on your heart and brain, its totally up to you in terms of doing it, if you look at the links you can see the dosage on the right side",Yeah im just gonna do the bar and the norco tomorrow to help with the sleep from my addy comedown from tonight. +"Yep, I went for eyes, testicles, one guy I pulled around by the nostrils. Fighting fair is lame.",I shot a guy. +"That was as much luck as anything. The Aztecs could have killed Cortez, but Cortez allied with the Tlaxcala and his few dozen soldiers were now helped by a few thousand natives.","Because once Cortez was dead, they would never have any trouble with any Europeans ever again" +It's a perfectly cromulant word.,Not sure if misspelling cromulent intentionally for humor or not... +"Tbh, we have an overload of midfielders right now. Sure, Klopp may want them and a lot of us fans do too, but I'm not sure who we should drop for them considering our midfield has played pretty damn well thus far, and guys like Mane and Gini just arrived. Markovic is also returning from loan after this season.","yeah, the squad is going to be very similar next season, i can realistically see us only adding 2-3 players next summer, plus some youngsters." +"OK genius, post your brilliance to OP, not me",K +What's the joke?,imitating your response and adding a silly word +"Fun fact, don't use bleach in a carpet cleaner to clean carpets from cat pee. I was sick for a month.",Chloramines aren't something to fuck with +What country was this in?,This was in the Netherlands +"Should still have a model # on it somewhere, there is some chance if you figured that out you could contact nikko support they would have the parts.",Or buy the same car on eBay. +DX 11 High Yes.,Try wiping with DDU and re-installing. +Bill Mitchell: The media always thinks they are moving in on Trump but he is just letting them get into range of his artillery.,That's very apt +Our school has very good computers,It's a feature +"It's rivalry week and I'm having a real hard time getting up for this. On our side, we just aren't very good this year so it's not the anticipated meeting of top teams that it has been the past two years. On the Baylor side, they are dealing with issues that go way beyond a football rivalry with TCU, and without Briles there's not the coach-hate that's almost defined the rivalry since joining the Big 12.",Beating baylor is the main goal of the entire season now. +And defense,You mean shitty offense +"I've never understood why it's even a rivalry. You guys only meet every four years, and have never met in the Super Bowl.",It's like the white sox/cubs issue in chicago. +What a ridiculous question. *Of course he pissed in it.*,"That's how they certify it's authenticity, with a DNA test." +"Can't stop, won't stop",# +Super Kellyanne and The Donald.,Looks like Trump dressed up as the 45th President. +And he thanked them for it,Homophobic much? +"So because of this, others shouldn't be allowed to debate? Hilarious.",When did I say that? +I didn't think so until in COD the Giant Cat aliens invaded Earth and they all piled into a Redeemer to board the alien capital ship.,It was also a bit odd how the new colonel at the end was named Messer. +We now have headphones that can fire laserbeams,hyperbeam.mid +Just built my first PC after many years of buying prebuilts!,Why an i7 with a 1060? +Why? Is Xbone supposed to mean something?,Some notable people at Microsoft find it to be a disrespectful term for the console. +That's offensive to immortals.,I will forever remember this transgression. +Bill Clinton says the case to approve TPP trade pact is 'clear',Bill should probably stop helping. +Superman's classic look on Cav-El,"those underpants,it looks terrible in live action." +Wait really? Again?,Ewu is ducking good. +"Vader clearly believes to get his hands on the plans means it's the only copy. No chance it could be duplicated or transmitted to a third party. George could conceive of amazing things, the internet was not one of them. Or wireless data transfer :)",He wanted to keep the World War II serial feel to the movies. +And BAM! You have a nice pie. And if you sprinkle a little bit of pecans and olives over the top it will be delicious.,Calm down there Sweeney Todd. +I agree man. Good stuff.,But that's illegal. +I think for the average zombie apocalypse pepper you are right. But any plebs who aren't prepping are mostly likely going to do better with crowbars and such. The more minor wounds inflicted by an unexperienced swordsperson would hinder the walking dead as much as the structural damage provided by blunt force trauma.,"That's a good point, swinging something is much more intuitive than using a gun safely." +"Will the game reduce its price in Christmas? The game is pretty expensive in my country for an online game in which one I am forced to play support if I have lag or I am matched with Brazilians, so I need to know when they are going to reduce its price as a discount or something like that.","And you expect us to know this, how?" +"Between the Ignika and the Vahi, the Bionicle universe can beat pretty much anything bounded by the laws of physics, but there's nothing that can touch cosmic superman.",Kapura can. +"What do you systematically struggle at getting motivated to do, but systematically enjoy doing?",Video editing +"Metallica, Jimmy Fallon, and the Roots - Enter Sandman",What's RayWilliamJohnson doing on the left? +Oh wow I never thought they were so soft.,Please don't make me flashback to that night :( +"Free-to-Play Hero Rotation: December 06 - December 13, 2016",Stitches is the only one I don't own and it seems I'm in no mood to be a hooker this week either. +"Seriously, votecastr is garbage. Don't bother with it.",I have no idea why someone thought that sampling turnout from select precincts in real time and then extrapolating them in real time was a good idea +"PPP on Twitter: Just got out of field in 2 Midwestern states we tracked a week ago- margin unchanged in one, Hillary actually doing 2 points better in other",But she lost 13 points in a week in that other poll. +Oh i agree completely i was just stating that the fella i was replying to was being ridiculous if he thought weapons training was his motivation,"Woops lol, never mind that so!" +what's the song?,Through the Wire +"I don't think massaging someone's shoulder's is gay, it's more of a favor.",There was a guy on reddit who said sucking friend dick is favor. +"I don't, they're more expensive usually, although Schnucks isn't too cheap these days either.",I mostly stopped going to schnucks before this anyway due to their prices +"I never really found a good weapon in all the time I played fallout 4.... nothing really felt that good, gameplay wise. explosive shotguns were too unwieldly, etc.","I found good guns, I modded them in." +It gets brought up twice a day just saying lol...,Yeah the #1 topic on this sub is VC +Snow is curling off this roof,It needs to make its gains +Most valuable Team Hero other than Lockett?,The offensive linemen and/or Shields +"Lillard is not good at defense (TBF he's improving every year and has looked decent so far in pre), but if you think offense is the only thing he's good at you're underappreciating him. He's one of the best leaders in sports, and his work ethic and hustle are neverending. He is a Publicist's wet dream, a marketing machine, and a tremendous role model for kids. I know this isn't the point of your post, but I feel like those intangibles don't get enough attention and are not valued like they should be. IMO Lillard adds a shit load of energy, motivation, hustle, desire to improve, accountability, value, good will, etc etc to the Blazers. There are quite a few players in the NBA that are better than Lillard, but I would never consider trading him for most of them. I guess I'm saying I just feel the one way player knock for a guy like Lillard, who brings SO MUCH to our team, is kind of weak. He is incredibly underrated and undervalued by fans of other teams, but it's not because of what happens during the games. It's because of what happens outside the spotlight. Lillard drives the Blazers with an internal fire that doesn't quit. He is absolutely one of the most valuable players in the NBA, whether or not he gets the respect he deserves.",What does being a role model have to do with not being a 1 way player? +Me too thanks,"Me too, danks" +Was it similar to the Luke Shaw injury last year? The offender miraculously escaped a red card that time as well,"From watching the gif it's way less blatantly dangerous than the Shaw one, more cynical." +"So what you are going to call the Cdn PM that drumpf just mocked and tell him what? Look we are going to cut off your oil but when it suits us, you OK with that?",Or we decide to just treat Saudi oil like Iranian oil. +Does human enhancement conflict with Christian teachings? I'm referring to biotech enhancements and cybernetics. Does anything indicate that they would be frowned upon?,Ads for enhancements certainly are annoying. +"I get what you mean, but what makes being asked which they want to go to *logically* any different from being asked (indirectly) to follow a bunch of arbitrary rules? Logically, it seems to me that if the gift is always offered by God, and the choice is always humanity's to accept or decline, then it isn't actually relevant what acceptance looks like.","Would you rather I ask you if you want $1,00,000 when you retire, or offer you $1,000,000 if you follow a weird set of arcane rules that are in practice impossible to follow for your entire career?" +What is the first thing you would do in the real world if you woke up from your 20 year coma today?,Watch all of the remaining episodes of Dragon Ball Super +Big cloth Sonic the Hedgehog wall decoration.,Found the autistic kid. +"Reddit, what is a good movie for when you need to escape from reality and maybe cry a little?",The Fall +That's the best review I've read in probably a year of days.,How many days would that be? +"i had no idea HOAs were so crazy until we started looking at condos. most places get pretty lax about the rules over time, which can be a good thing and a bad thing. we're looking forward to buying a farm so we can have horses, building a house with a living room that looks like someone put a couch in the reptile house at a zoo, and not getting stuck with any more shitty section eight neighbors.",SHHH dont say that so loud my fiancee might hear and beg me for a farm with horses XD +That album is a treasure. I picked it up fairly early on when I first started getting into two and hip hop. It blew my mind.,so underrated +Improvement,Do those legs go all the way to the top? +He doesn't own a One.,Fanboyism is bad. +This is why I don't use facebook,"Wow a homophobe with a warrior picture, such strength and bravery, bashing a minority on a social network" +"Now if he means crossbreeding leads to genetic complications...ya, that's completely bull shit. It's actually known that diversifying one's gene helps limit their chances of inheriting both side's traditional health problems.","In 9th grade biology I learned that the more genetically diverse an organism is, the more robust it is." +"Like if it was just one person who said it, then fine. But when hundred's of ppl immediately recognize it was directed at push, u know it's obvious. Like go look at twitter, youtube all the hip hop magazines, everybody's saying it. Like learn to read between the lines.","Ohhhhh so if everyone says something it has to be true, gotcha" +I really hope this the case..please include Manning and give a shout out to Seth Rich,Fuck Bradley Manning. +Yup. And blount,Starting Blount and smoking Enunwa +"There's a guy on my local radio station (106.7 THE FAN in DC) that calls in during the ask the cbs fantasy guru (Dave Richard's I think?) your lineup questions with silly shit like that, this week he said he's in a league that gives points per boat, and should he take his local marina or one of the hosts neighbors who they were taking about earlier parked his boat somewhere stupid or something. Anyway, it's hilarious. Go into my head, come back out, tell me I'm wrong.","I have no idea what the fuck you just said, but I liked it." +Are god cards useful,They're brickier than monarchs are with one pantheism +"Also, buyout proof.",Well only from a monetary stand point they can still buy him out if he plays like shit. +The FBI,And the DoJ +It's illegal for someone who is HIV positive to knowingly fuck someone without informing them of the risk. Why is it not illegal to have children when you know there's a ridiculously high possibility of them getting a major disease?,Because sex is dirty and babies are magical. +"Russia's border doesn't end anywhere, Vladimir Putin says","As long as NATO is around, we'll be happy to offer a counterargument." +the number font on Pitt is a deal breaker for me :( Second worst font in the conference IMO.,They're supposed to resemble the architecture of the cathedral of learning. +Green Day - American Idiot,This is entirely too relevant +The real problem here is you need to be able to overide the reload animation,"Yeah, if they had Hold (x) to revive instead of Hold (x) to reload they would have got the hostage no problem" +I bought the dlc because its a pain in the ass find in good servers that dont use the dlc,They recently released the dlc for free. +"What if the government started putting restrictions on other rights? And it being in the bill of rights is a really good argument, it is called the bill of RIGHTS.","That's my point, the government didn't put any restriction on your owning a firearm, just a magazine..." +"When you destroy one, the remaining one sets its own sails on fire and tries to ram you to death.",That's some nightmare shit. +Which movie would be boring if its plot is literally its title?,The Accountant - a guy does taxes for two hours +None of this makes it unethical. You just arbitrarily defined fair and deserving to line up with your personal preferences. Don't confuse those with ethics.,Playing god and deciding who gets to extend their season by virtue of a loophole is certainly unethical. +"The lock class mount really could have been a lot of other things. It was weird to pick something so close to what they already have. Shamans get a giant elemental, Locks should be able to get a demon or something.",Should have been a pit lord. +Positivity Thread 1. Looking forward to some beautiful fall games at Neyland coming up 2. Kongbo just tweeted something good 3. Still on track to continue upping our yearly win total 4. Players starting to get healthy again 5. r/ockytop just blew through 3k subscribers Thought I'd try and balance out the negativity. Carry on.,We have a chance to hire Les Miles! +"I really, really wish people would actually examine ALL of the discussion on a given ME before posting about it. Some of the C3P0 toys have two gold legs. Some don't. Some are official merchandise. Some are knock-offs. Some photos fail to show the silver because it reflected off everything. Some costumes are also badly rendered. This is one of the WORST ME's for me, because the actual reality (even before any ME potential) is all over the place.",My favorite skeptic +L,B +Rivers at Carolina Stafford vs Chicago 6 pts passing tds,"With Riddick out, I'm leaning towards Rivers now after initially being on the side of Stafford" +yes yes this is what i try to say,I feel like this is you talking to yourself on a different account... +On the average day how much time does your DS actually spend in your department?,I'm in d29 and I'd say it's about an hour a day maybe 2 +Why is there a dick on the floor in here? It was in the floor plans!,There's floor on my dick plans! +"Just lost a game cause EA decided this was a Safety lol. C'mon, maaaaaann! Knee was down at that point btw.",clearly Iupati was holding in the end zone? +even blade flurry isn't completely invincible it seems,Perhaps fight fire with fire and hook it up with DD via CwC? +German shepherd whistling.,Cosmic microwave background noise +our feelings tonight in puppy gif form,"fuck the trolls, fuck the world, I say we have a complete lockdown on all non-puppy gif posts until we know what's going on." +The fans?,"Question, your name is based on Diablo right?" +If I ever die because of someone else I hope if I get to watch a kill cam of it,Up until the moment they teabag.... +her lawyers were just her aides lmao,"David Kendall did the work, more lies from you" +October 31st vs. November 1st,I don't get it +... in whatever way makes the most profit... this quarter.,exactly +20 simoleons says Clinton will make a remark about not being able to jack off due to the pinchy joints.,I take that and raise you 50 schmeckles. +meta,Meta +Conor McGregor to Tyron Woodley. Bitch you'll do nothing,Conor is trying to set up his next fight. +I don't give a fuck.. It's really not important either way.,But if you're down to pound shouldn't you say you'd give her a fuck? +"My (25/F) neighbour's son (19/M) watches me dance every weekend, and now his mother has started a crusade against me saying I'm seducing her son.",If I were you I would fuck the guy just to spite her. +"Well in a world where you have judges that tell women to keep their legs closed, it's pretty easy to understand why people would assume the worst of a lawyer who defends alleged rapists.",Was Ghomeshi charged/accused of rape? +Lol of course they get 3 off that horribly blown call,And their coach was mad for some reason +I dunno they've looked fairly awful over the last couple months. It's sad because enzo is really great and apparently he has that book of 1000 promos but if that's the case then why is he repeating unfunny jokes about times new roman font.,Did you think a book of 1000 promos would be nothing but gold? +"I'm not allowed in Home Depot anymore. Who cares, fuckers never have any toilet paper and their toilets won't flush.",I was bothered by the fact that none of the showers have curtains or doors installed. +Even if it was in more than 4 pieces?,I can't find a law forbidding it. +"The SNP are centrist, imo.",Lol they are as central as UKIP +"The movement of the hand. Think of it this way: A cotton towel, or t shirt swirls the SHIT out of the clear coat, and scratches it. what will plastic do?",Just tape it down! +Epic timing of DMX,Would have been better without the other song. +The what now?,"**F**light **A**sisst **O**ff lordship: playing with flight assist off only, and becoming a God that fully utilises all the degrees of freedom and newtonian physics" +How is that not holding?,Damn good question. +"Yupp, someone proves you wrong and makes you look stupid so this is almost you can say. Typical =)",Not sure any of this argument qualifies as proof +"Hard drive problem that is driving me mad. Any solutions? This has been happening to me for a good couple of months now, and I've seen other posts about it too. Most of the time an update downloads, or I try to install a game, it hits me with not enough space. Which is bullshit, obviously. I then need to delete an unspecified amount of stuff to be able to download or install a meager game or update. I've tried the whole Rebuild Database/defrag thing and it didn't do anything. Any tips? This is hilariously infuriating.",The other day someone said in a similar topic that even if the game is small you still need something like 50gig free to install it. +January of 2012 was the only time I've been to Seattle. That was not the right time to be in Seattle.,I think that was the year that produced Seattle driver trying to park on Queen Anne in the snow videos. +"Can we talk for a minute about all the sites that still require Flash? What the hell is up with that? Didn't they get the memo that Flash is insecure, so much that the creators advise against using it?",I think this was a joke about how The Flash is a show on CW. +"It seems arrogant to assume that we, the human race, can't top what you see here. We the human race who can spend years on building something up and days on destroying it. We made the Atom Bomb and we already have technology in the works (or have already invented?) things that are several times stronger and far more deadlier. Humans can most certainly top this.",There won't be a human race after topping world war 2 +Cracked - Why PETA Is A Giant Nest Of Lies,What makes her bell pepper allergy confusing? +"Remember being on total edge when Vancouver went up, then total elation when they picked Virtanen. Virtanen isn't bad, still has potential to be developed in to a valuable player in this league -- just feel Nylander is on a whole level above.","Virtanen is trash, even most Canuck fans admit it now." +I don't know if this guy is just plain stupid or they are trying to be funny.,I'm guessing not in the US...someone would have sued by now. +"ESPN College Gameday Show Thread If you want a little ting in your tang tang, you can discuss and post anything related to the show (signs, screencaps, videos, etc) here.",is there a reason why the gameday set is inside the stadium and not outside where fans can interact with the crew ? +"Gotta say, I'm pleasantly surprised Sully is performing well. It didn't seem like there was much marketing or excitement for it!","I don't know what you're talking about, they marketed the shit out of that movie" +Giannis gets visited by the Ghost of Chase Downs Past,Fact that Giannis is 6'11 running a fast break and out running Lebron is sp00ky +Vitality Spring analyst Worlds Group Stage predictions,This explains a lot about Vitality's performance in Spring playoffs... may as well not even provide analysis if the analysis itself is shitty. +(Diepio art competiton submission) Black-And-White,add me +"Props to Louis. He's right that doing this probably isn't smart for his career since it'll surely alienate half of his fans, but he's doing the right thing and I congratulate him for that. More influential people need to speak out about this shit, its only the entire country/world on the line here.",Well as a mexican he has to do his duty. +And you are acting like you would stay smh,"I prefer to, since I know that if I had been there the whole time, the last thing I'd want is for my already failing team to get smaller." +"I could possibly see something like that.. but at the same time, at such a low rate of income, how long would it take to get something desireable? Like, what would people be saving for? One roll on a mystery box is, at minimum, what like 99 coins? 20 vids to watch to get a roll",Isn't that the point? +Take paid surveys,"Get paid to advertise surveys, more like..." +Well it was kind of dumb letting her play a horror vr game. Give her a tour of Italy or something.,Give her a new game on Mafia III! +What the hell do they do then?! You're probably already riding a bike because you got a DUI.,"Walk, until you get arrested for public intoxication." +Overlooked cause there was no disc and never went on sale...,"yeah, that was such a stupid decision by NoA, got a limited physical copy over here though, which I bought as soon as possible" +Mac users be like,So you are telling me this thing can read circle usb? +I self smarted myself.,by myself +poor s40,"It's an S80, nice car nonetheless." +Most Sixers fans have moved on from Hnkie and his process. We just want to see a team built to compete.,go fuck yourself Hinkie built this team +"PSA: DROP YOUR $#!T 10hp, and 10 medics run past me. 4 bullets left, 8 supports run by. I ALWAYS DROP STUFF, EVEN IF YOU DONT NEED IT. COME ON PEOPLE",These are the kind of people who sit in the passing lane on the highway.... +Yo I gotta watch that. Is BSG related to Star Trek or nah?,Totally not related. +I'm no longer banned from playing in magic tournaments. I have risen from the ashes to defend my honor against the scrubs of Earth. Prepare yourselves.,You carry my hopes. +"'16 R Clutch Slip at 8k miles Any other Golf R owners have this issue? Clutch just started slipping today, 4th through 6th on the highway under load. 8600 miles with no mods.",Any sign of a rear main oil leak? +More questionable footage of Trump and comments on women,ohmygod +Have you not spent any money on the game at all? Since beta?,"Yep, its pretty expensive in my country, and as student/part-time worker I cant afford 1/10 my paycheck for stash bundle" +How did they even get people to be in the control group? Didn't they all want to receive special treatment that may make radical treatments unnecessary?,It might be according to already existing statistics. +"Slow down, Swiss bank account.",These are actually not expensive at all in terms of ski goggles +Groundhog Day,Groundhog Day +It is a good beard.,Thanks +I would definitely play both sides after the divorce to get extra presents for birthdays and Christmas.,Koala's Jewish +"Why is SU&SD mentioned? Who the fuck posted this? The news isn't on official SU&SD site and those people wouldn't be as dumb as to claim that other publishers could charge up to $160 for such a small game, albeit with miniatures.","To be fair, I found that on Millenium's website, and it was in French, so I took the imgur link the millenium article originated from." +Those are so called stickers from Russian social network VK (Facebook analog dominating post-soviet countries).,"Thanks, I'm guessing it's only in russian?" +"Will you become a citizen of Asgardia, the first nation state in space? (Yay... Nationalism in space)",That name sounds like it was picked by a white supremacist. +"That's kind of the beauty of them though and why you have to make a conscious decision to use it. Basically, if someone chooses to perform an execution on you, it's a sign you've seriously fucked up in sitting still and/or not maintaining situational awareness. To the point that the enemy can take their time and savor in killing you.",so the same thing as halo. +Kryssie? If she does all Scott has to do is rat her out to flip him.,nah it was danielle +"13 days is a 10 for me, as it plays so fast I'll never turn a game down and the tension to length ratio is off the scale. Icing is that I got it for $20 new on Sunday at origins",It is really quite good. +"Thoughts: do we think the new ad buys in CO, MI, WI, NM, etc. are truly because they have extra money or they are worried that things will tighten? or both? i guess when you have that much cash you might as well stick it into states like that so you can make sure you did all you could to shore them up?",GOTV + abundance of caution + HRC has a shit-ton of money +Would you want an Atheist to regularly go to your church?,Please do! +Anyone worried about Assange?,Lol no +It looks like her instinct was kicking and and she was about to pull her robe closed,"Well she does in the movie, probably just jumped her cue and then caught herself." +"Why? Aside from her endorsement of Sanders, what makes her qualified to be VP?",Actual combat experience that will make her more thoughtful about starting up stupid wars that we shouldn't be paying for. +Or the day after next.,"Rebecca Black, is that you?" +You end up in Photographer's Hell. What do you see? Just for fun,A huge box filled with every piece of amazing gear you've ever wanted and absolutely nothing interesting to photograph. +"Onward Super Sampling results impressions I run SS at 1.8-2.0 (still deciding on the sweet spot) and TBH I don't see that big of an improvement in crispness in Onward as I do in other titles. Am I wrong? Do you guys agree? Is SS dependent on how individual games are executed, or should this be one size fits all? Thanks",I can see a fairly significant difference between 1.0 and 1.3 (I'm a 980ti peasant). +ALL HANDS ON DECK!!! Democrats planning electoral college coup!!!,Only 2 faithless electors are from Washington state +Google introduces fact checking feature intended to help readers see whether news is actually true,This title is false +"Some I'm not good at, the longer range weapons aren't something I've played with a lot and this makes the more open maps harder to adjust to. My favorite so far has been Swampland, love the look and map design.","Swampland actually used to be my least favorite, and then I realized I was being an idiot because it's awesome." +"Exactly. He may be a hypocrite, but he's not wrong.","His words are right, but CNNs actions do not mesh" +This is the end.,"Please, remain calm." +"Just a lame pun about Jose Bautista saying there were circumstances against them (the umps) in their series But also, the fact that their were an almost even number of calls doesn't necessarily mean the zone is even. One team could be getting a higher percent of borderline pitches called strikes even though they have the same number of favorable calls",Bautista said the circumstances were against both teams. +A great time. It's really true about Kanye tickets being worth it. True showman.,"That's exactly what I've heard from 90% of the people who've gone, good stuff." +Why can't you just buy them both for $80 apiece?,"Because dropping $160 for 2 games is a lot of money at one time, that is like groceries for 3 weeks." +The answer is the same as how we have light from stars: God put it there.,Last Thursdayism +"Hillary Clinton's #1 aide, Huma Abedin, is working with Saudi terrorists to subjugate non-believers in the USA",Choke to death on your cake. +Found the compiler,Such a polite one too. +"Red Wings, Tigers, Lions fan born and raised in Michigan. Became a Buckeye fan as a young kid. It's my one deviation from home-State fandom.",Do I upvote for red wings or downvote for Ohio State... +#NAME?,Dude Simon is fucking yamcha +"Match Thread: Arsenal vs Ludogorets Didn't see a match thread so I made one, hope it's ok.",Looked like a red card and a three match ban to me +it did have neymar ;),Not a premier league star is he? +duwang,chew +"I DESERVE THOSE MILLION DOLLARS, BECAUSE I USED MONEY TO TRY AND GET IT *opens a reddit rant post*",***Gives link to this comment to OP who's arguing with me on why he wasn't gambling but Hi-rez stole money from him because it was unlucky*** +"His 2 was practically useless without his 1, and his 3 is basically the same, except his current 3 stuns. I very rarely saw anybody use anything but the lightning acorn either. The kit really doesn't seem that different to me. Dash that can reset, aoe circle (thats useful now), cone attack (thats useful now), same ult.","His old kit was more fun and interesting, now it's press 1 and then 3 to kill people, before you could have more interesting combos" +Maybe some buffalo burgers in Boulder? It's just edgy enough that maybe.,I feel like a full leg is worse than some ground up meat but you have a good hunch. +"It's a love-it-or-hate-it movie, but there's some great discussion and theorizing out there for *Prometheus*.",the only theory I had was that a 12 year old wrote 75% of the film. +Trans women aren't guys.,Yes they are. +"Malik has transcended shitposting. He is now a supreme being, enlightening the population of our beautiful planet.",I'm proud to have shitposted alongside General Malik Obama in the Great Meme War +New UI? Video just stopped and it looks like they updated. Thoughts?,the thing i hate the most is i cant see reviews or rating of a show/movie without clicking and starting it. +Had no time for that. Time between shot and goal is maybe 300 ms. Visible ball maybe 170 ms,Without the step in the other direction he would have no trouble at all +This is old news,"I never seen this review of the Trailer before, given by someone who is covering the historical side of WW1" +member when Garry loved us & everyone hacked?,Everyone still hacks. +Ping In NA I've been playing at a consistent ping(ms) if 23 since the NA server moved to Chicago. In just this last two weeks or so my ping has raised to a consistent 35 ping. It this because worlds is going on or did something happen? I've asked some people too and they say their ping is higher then what they used to average as well.,I heard there were large scale DDoS attacks on the datacenters in Chicago +"This brexit thing is getting out of hand, and it's not even really started yet",I think after all this theres going to calls for a codified constitution in the UK. +"think about it, if you go out of your way to give less than 5 stars to a rider, they deserve it. if shes all the way down to 4.2? no way. i get deactivated below 4.7. i hold passengers to same standards.",Ah okay I understand now. +"Yeah. It is a bit weird, but I hope that Qualcomm knows what they're doing.",hopefully that's just the maximum clock speed and it doesn't actually spend much time at that high a clock speed in real world usage +"This is also true of BO2 maps, with the exception of origins and MOTD. Buried too if you want free perks. BO3 is truly the first game to focus on side quests in all forms of gameplay, not just 4 player co-op. With the exception of Revelations. This just hit me: BO2 was a prominently disliked game with most maps being bad except 2 and 4. BO3 is a prominently liked game with most people disliking the exceptions of dlc2 and dlc 4 to some extent. Lol.",Yep. +Haitani looks like a dude who has a large loli collection,MOV the type of dude who looks like he slay mad puss but would rather watch hentai. +His vlogs are pretty great,Kill yourself +Woox being Woox,Where did he buy ahrims irl? +"Riots will be massive, unavoidably.","Unless the action is swift and carried out at night, then the painful memory won't stay around for long." +but everyone loves James Spann!,I don't know who that is and I'm inclusive in everybody so no... No we don't. +But then he can't play?,"Once he's retired in 10 years, I can be interim commissioner while we wait ;)" +You can play QB without moving,Arians once coached a college game against Alabama where his QB took every snap from the shotgun because he had a groin injury and couldn't drop back from under center. +"All Risk/Upside Team I've got an 8 team league that I'm seriously considering taking on as many risk-reward guys as possible. I've been middle of the pack in this league for a couple years in a row and I'm looking to change that, plus I just think it'll be fun (especially if it pays off big time). From looking at ADP and mock drafts I think I'd ideally pick in the later half of the round and target players like Ezekiel Elliott, Le'veon Bell, Jordy Nelson, Eddie Lacy, Devonta Freeman, and somewhere down the line I'd try to make sure to get Josh Gordon and Tom Brady. Who would you target to have the best upside regardless of the risk or a suspension? And has anybody gone this route already?","Alshon Jeffery, Matt Stafford, Jordan Reed" +You probably got it every time you updated your Adobe flash software. They have a check box that they kind of hide when you are updating it that says Yes i want to install McAfee which is really lame.,"Could be, but I haven't had the issue in almost a year now." +"SkyGolem Twinks So i am not big into Twinks, but today i started equiping the 4 Twinks i have with Engineiring. (All Level 100) got all 4 into a Guild and filled it with Mats. Now i log in every day and basically get 4 Sky golems each month by doing that. Lets say one Golem makes me 100k Gold, thats 400k per Month for little to no effort. Anything like this? (Not vial of Sands, because fck farming that sh1t ;D)","I just sold 30 Jard's for 50k, the guy brought his own steel for a golem." +Paranoia and ignorance is a lethal mixture.,Do you deny the fact that the democratic platform includes banning the most popular firearm in the nation? +Am I a neckbeard because I recognized it immediately?,Nah you're Just a weeb. +We should make one for the Confederate surrender as well.,But muh herituge! +Year of the marksman,Marksmen were played in 5 roles compatitively. +IT'S,THE +Double standards here that's why. Evernote is trying to be transparent and they were burned alive. Google is transparent and they get the slow clap of honor. To anyone who thinks Google employees cannot read your information is just being naive.,Prove it +"What's the point of a cheese grater upper HG? Does it actually lower the temperature of the gas tube, or is it purely aesthetic?",For when you get hungry in the field... +Any channel on YouTube that you like where people get it right?,Wendell from TekSyndicate/Level1Techs +Oni Genji EU,There is a megathread for this +Weight distribution.,"Also, *No battery allowed in the engine compartment* \- Germany" +"Have you missed the countless news reports on the mass rapes, robberies, and terrorist attacks? Because that shit is very, very, very real.","Ok well I'm sure you have some sources on that, ones that aren't from Briebart or r/TheDonald." +No matter what you still win,3rd or 4th for me. +more like he has a chance to win now. Selfish bastards.,Would be funny if polling is off and he gets defeated in a landslide making all his backers being dragged down with him +And you guys think the ice spirit is op,was expecting two ice spirits suiciding into each other and therefore nothing but this is just as good +Credit card,no +"People of reddit, how do you feel about the bombing of the middle east?",It has helped very much and with minimal civilian casualties. +srsly the fuck is truck guy?,The hero we need +Sunday night thread brought to you by the 2017 Audi A3 Pricing out cars I could afford with the amount of money I've wasted on college,"Boy, judging by the comments, I'm glad I'm not Dez." +"Man, I'm really excited for this game, but I was wishing that they were going to take a fresh new take with the all of the archetypes. A space animal with a blaster? Just sounds like fox/falco 2.0. Why not try to create a character that feels like a spacie without the blaster? Idk. Just hoping their other characters will feel like their archetypes while also incorporating new and interesting gameplay mechanics.","Watch the character archetypes video, they are planning 3 characters to be more familiar to smash games, and 5 more ones that are completely different" +What would you hate the most about opposite gender version of yourself if you two were dating?,Way too perfect +"Turning 18 in highschool made me too old to sleep with my classmates, but I suddenly became old enough to sleep with my teachers.","In most states, the legal age for sex is younger than 18." +Republican talk of holding a Supreme Court seat vacant for four years is without precedent,So is prosecuting HRC. +Isn't that the kripp meme tho ?,"I've seen it in Reynads stream too, and sure I've heard him say similar stuff." +You could but this one and place it in the main offices with a plate beneath it reading: The nerf hammer,Put it next to Morello's desk. +"Suggestion: Replace the IRC with a discord server Im not smart enough to explain why, but I just think it would be a good idea.",appears to be lots if discord in this thread.....ha ha hahaha I'm so funny +A solid 5/7,Perfect +"I honestly wouldn't know the name of the falling feeling, just read vertigo elsewhere in this thread.","Yea, a lot of people think vertigo is height related, maybe because of the word vert being in there I don't know It's just dizziness from your ears being messed up" +"I lost all ten of my placement matches and placed below 1000. AMA I had everything from leavers to attack bastions to hanzo mains. And yes, I do feel like quitting overwatch",Do you even lift? +JUST FUCKING MAKE IT. I want to say this every time a content creator asks,BUT I WANT TWO TIMES THE UPBOATS +It wasn't easy but the taxi drivers have managed to come up with a way to blame the Moorooka bus attack on uber,"I acutally blame his death on Moorooka, if that suburb didnt exist he would never of been burnt alive." +Jeff Green dunks all over Al Jefferson. One of the nastiest I've ever seen,That should come with a NSFL tag +When your not SJW enough,TFW the cold data shows that straight girls were the predominate voting demographic. +"I know that (as far as I'm aware) there's no list of what qualifies a territory to be eligible for statehood, but to me it just seems unreasonable for a single, moderate-sized city to be it's own state.",it has a larger population than Wyoming and Vermont +"Dude, no one was talking about Trump supporters. There are idiot liberals (anti-vax anyone?) and idiot conservatives (climate change denial anyone?).",that means trump is both an idiot liberal (vaccines cause autism) and an idiot conservative (chinese hoax) +When I finally get one upvote after six hours,That one upvote might just be reddit fuzzing. +"My 600-lb life and Biggest Loser are not an accurate depiction of how obese people live, but My Big Fat Fabulous Life and Jes Baker does.",Ok fat person - now do a back flip like that skinny person over there. +C9 player was alive in a 3v2 and was dropped which put it to a 2v2. Honestly probably tilted C9 which was why they seemed so distraught in the round and lost it,"Yeah, so many drops for ONE team was dumb, good thing they still stomped RNG out even with 2 rounds RNG got due to the drops, albeit both rounds were STILL almost lost." +So a rock golem?,a golem golem? +MNF Game Thread: The Cincinnati Bengals (3-4-1) @ New York Giants (5-3) Broadcast: ESPN. Location: MetLife. Inactives: WR Cruz QB Johnson DB Hall OT Beatty OG Pugh DE Wynn LB Skinner FUCK THE COWBOYS!,Ok Defense lets do this +Was the Asuka during Shinji's Instrumentality the same one in reality? I always thought they were projections of Shinji's subconscious.,"The show actually explains that everyone that Shinji saw during Instrumentality were actually them and not just projections of them from his mind, I believe." +"I mean everyone's got a different relationship with their boss. If mine texted me this, I'd be like dude, you can do better.",Obviously OP doesn't have that relationship. +"What is the best sale time? Thanksgiving, Christmas, or the Summer sale? Specifically for AAA games like GTA V and the Witcher 3 GOTY.",The Summer and Winter sales are the biggest sales of the year. +I don't care if they get views or not it's it going to get them anywhere anyway. Like I said just im just venting about this crap channel,"Yeah, they get revenue from people watching ads before their videos." +What is slowly breaking you down?,school +"Well, Camille seems to be dealing with the corrupt individuals within Piltover, while Caitlyn might not know that they're corrupt. The only problem is that in the comic, there was no card left at the scene... Still hoping","Camille is not C, C is a catburglar/robber" +More like Elven Archer plays right into Snipe hehe,after getting freezing trapped too soon? +Trump is dumping Christie over bridgegate,First positive thing about his entire campaign. +"You gotta rip that band-aid right off. It's gonna hurt op, but in the long run, he'll thank you.","But the Buccaneer isn't for sale anymore, is it?" +Did the White House not see big Obamacare premium hike coming?,"they allowed it to happen, its ammo to blame the health insurance industry for being greedy, so they can promote a public healthcare option." +if you have more than 5 people I think you are zerging. Just my opinion.,5-10 isn't even a zerg lmao. +New research suggests oil drilling may have triggered 1933 quake that killed more than 100 people,inb4 solar power causes cancer / earthquakes / hurricanes / +"Killing Homosexuals Is Not ISIS Law, It Is Muslim Law",It's Biblical law. +"Por favor: I'm heading to Mexico in about a week, what are your favourite places in Mexico to visit that aren't super touristy? Not interested in going to Cancun and seeing resort Mexico. But also places that are safe to get to as a solo female traveller! :)",campeche and yucatan(kinda touristic) +GPRO all over again. Great brand but product has no moat and can be recreated by others. I'd say hype bubble takes this thing double its IPO price before it crashes back below IPO price.,"Depends when they IPO, they could just tank immediately, especially if sales and shit have fallen and they don't have any kind of real business plan." +"Gamers of Reddit, what was an obscure pre 2000s computer game that you really enjoyed?",Zork. +Is this were I comment to get my gold?,"Yeah, right about here" +here are the details: James Comey is a partisan hack who is trying to swing a Presidential election.,He is a weasel. +True. I apologize for that. OP needs to apologize for assuming all of those people's gender.,I dropped my +I'm glad you're not using this to push your political views dude that'd be kinda lame,"Yes, because it's always pro gun people who stand on the dead bodies to spread their political ideologies after a shooting." +The Rawls/Watkins lotto tickets look great,"I've jumped into the Adrian Peterson, Ameer Abdullah, RG III (2 qb league) final week/playoff lotto, you should too" +"VGS like QUIET are inherently toxic, promote toxic behavior, and should be removed from the game.",Ok so they remove it Now I just press enter and tell the dude to Shut the fuck up because he is spamming Is this better? +Can you do both for it?,Yea sure why not psn SamTheMan952 +Map of US Counties by rank away from State Capitol,The other capital cities are staying the fuck away from Nashville +"Called the Ranch a rock creek. Think where the only 5 star ranch. Super rich come here pay like 23k for 5 days to ride horses, shoot pistols, do archery, and live like a cowboy, everything here is Western make to look like the old west",So City Slickers? +Slavery.,I didn't think Africa was a country +Who is the most hated person in your workplace and why?,Probably me for cursing under my breath at my computer all the time. +That should be the only combo. All the other combos with crack and etc are all Captain Yesterday.,"Yeah, it's one of the unique combos like Master Fisherman Hank (Crack+Hank Hill when other drugs just make Withdrawal Hank I believe)" +A cold war is greater than a hot one. While the proxy conflict part sucks the technology gains are fantastic.,Nothing quite like conflict to spur innovation. +I miss the old armory.,I missed the whole old site. +Are taller men overall superior to their shorter counterparts?,"As someone who is 6'2, yes." +Did you know? Indian women are more hooked to smartphones than men,Yeah remove that front camera and we will see +"Idea for an overwatch styled objective. Each team gets a payload to escort across a track. They can only advance it if only their team is in it's vicinity. However you can also send the other team's backwards if you control theirs. Then some reward is given to the team who reaches their goal first. Payloads could be in jungles (between mid and top lane as well as bot and mid lane). Not a very developed idea, just thought it could be neat.","uuuhhh please no, payload is the worst part of overwatch." +Lemme spell it out for ya.,Man lands on moon. +What would your completely honest dating profile say?,"Girls normally fall for me when they see me or first meet me but then lose all interest so there must be something really wrong with me, perhaps is my innability to take action when they give me hints fuck this thread." +McJesus and Drai bantz?,They'll be goin for a cheeky nandos later +"Sting appeared at a high school gym on Long Island last night... He came out, thanked his fans, hyped the crowd until One More Match! chants started. Then, Undertaker chants started. F'n ICON Sting left the ring to a crowd singing UN-DER-TAK-ER. We, wrestling fans, are the worst.",Did Triple H still go over? +Same I hate this thing where women are wearing more sexual clothes.,Why? +"#My god, how have we come so far in my first month on Reddit? When I got here, Nate Sludge had us at an 18% change to win, now we're five states away from a landslide and running the goddamned news. WEW LADS",Buy Pepe +"Umm this campaign was sinking already. Even the *possibility* of 4 years of Trump is worse than 8 years of W. I don't like counting my ducks before they hatch, but Billy might have redeemed the family name by delivering the final death blow.",I was gonna say... Trump has really not needed any help. +That's not really OT. This is big news because he helped the NASCAR program out a lot. Hopefully he can fix up Andretti.,Fingers crossed. +"Booing at Blizzcon is childish as fuck, man. It really makes you seem like a toxic asshole no one wants to play with.","No it's not, they wasted several people's time by doing bullshit arg that literally lead to nothing, hyping up a character for months only to say lol watch blizzcon tee hee and they're probably gonna do it again in the future, pointing them out on their bullshit is justified." +So we don't really do defense anymore in this league huh,"We have bad defense, but the Lakers are a different team." +What's a sensation that you're unsure if other people experience?,"Sometimes, as I lay in bed, it feels like the entire bed (and my body) float and rotate around Also if I have more than a couple inanimate objects around me at once, sometimes I'll just get really panicky, unmotivated to do what I was previously doing, and kinda like generally sad for no reason." +it would be a little annoying but i wouldnt rant about killing people on the internet over it,"That specific example wasn't what was important, you seem to be having a hard time grasping this." +I kinda get the impression shes bat shit crazy,Read her book and the impression will be realised. +She's probably freak out once she realized she had to cook food herself!,The idea of having to push the buttons on a microwave all on her own would freak her out! +"You're so beautiful... aw, thanks Moe_Money69 ... but your apartment looks like shit. Here's 20 mil **bing-bing** *ends session*","I dont even now how I would react if some one even gave me $500,000 let alone 20 million" +It seems global may be on track for super vegito next month. Now that we have the following -Berus active -GT baby saga active -Mighty mask SS the last before LR Goku -Apes on friday All that's left is LR goku and Xeno rebirth. I could see us getting Xeno rebirth end of month then LR Goku between 1st and 3rd week of november. Then hopefully Super vegito last week of the month or first week of december thoughts....,Probably that crossover event to stall +If it was infinite then I think rubber cement would make it go on forever,"Rubber cement only bounces once with brimstone, regardless of it's actual range." +"Yeah, I hate when Miyazaki points a gun at me and forces me to pause the game. I fail to see how a pause option would ruin your game, you can just not use it and why would it be a bad thing? OMG CAN'T PEE.. SO HARDCORE is that it?","Well it would actually make the game easier by being able to pause buffer Also how the fuck would pause work with the invasion system If I have to pee/food/call/anything else I either get to a safe place and quit, finish up my boss and then quit, or if it's in the first 20 or so seconds of a boss fight, quit and pop out right outside the fog door" +Yep. The developers have stated multiple times to not be that guy.,We all know who you're talking about right now ;) +"Naturally, I don't know if this is legit or not.",Could be more smear campaigns but I believe this man has the credibility to support his claims +I have no analogy for that one.,Fancy strip mall on one side and liquor stores and currency exchanges on the other? +More than 800 immigrants mistakenly granted citizenship,Oops +If the President asks to see you then you go,Always knew Trumpettes didn't want freedom in this Country. +I'm hoping for Joey Salads,I'm hoping zarna +gg ez,Ggezgitgudm81337faze +Dont spend money you get better pulls,Yeah I haven't spent a dime in my three years of MUT but okay +"Ea messing with packs is a new trend? Hey guys, it is my first year in MUT and I just wanted to know if EA always messed up year after year with their packs/promo or is it a new thing? So far we had the big bang elite player exchange set, the LE Youngblood that got into packs saturday and just now the TOTW Solo that gave 50% chance of pulling TOTW Irvin...Maybe more that I dont remember? I'm not complaining at all, in fact, I was online each times and made some great profit out of these. I just wanted to know if this is something new? Thanks!",Two years ago there was a solo that was supposed to give Steve Young's UL collectable but instead gave Steve Young the player +I'm in this contest like I image being in you!,:P +The gamecube had third party support and better games.,Nobody remembers the 3rd party games and better games is objective +Montrezl Harrell Posterizes James McAdoo,So who's McAdoo's Godfather? +Maximum f2p magic efficiency.,Now we wait till ice barrage is f2p +In Sweden more rapes is also correlated to more refugees from Islamic countries.,"The problem is that refugees did not correlate to sudden surges of rape in other European countries with large numbers of refugees, which suggests they're not the cause for Sweden's rape spike." +"Qb-Cam Newton's size, Mike vick's speed, Matthew Stafford's arm strength, Drew Bees accuracy, and Tom Brady's brain.",Peyton's pre-snap. +They probably live in one of those socialist utopias Reddit is always talking about.,Tell me more about the badger punching. +Keep us updated on what's happening. And PLEASE take legal action against the nurse & that practice. A mistake like that is sooo unacceptable and others might suffer too if no one speaks up about what's happened. Hang in there! I hope you feel better &amp; hope you recover quickly.,"Seriously, this is obvious grounds for a malpractice suit." +A painting of a rock. I have no idea...,Why not tho +"We have a doctrine called Freedom of Speech enshrined in our Constitution, and we usually interpret it quite generously. You could Google it. It's one of our better ideas, IMO.",Our best idea tbh +Seriously don't buy it. It's a fantastic controller but it is poorly made. Please stop giving them money for well documented shoddy controllers.,I think it's fine since you can return it anytime at Costco. +Anti-bestiality laws,"But he's a scientist, not a monkey!" +I want to drop dead quickly too. That means I am totally okay with riding a snowmobile over a frozen lake or near cliffs on mountains. That doesn't mean I want diabetes and the slow painful years that it can lead to.,"Yeah, eating yourself to death is probably one of the slowest ways to kill yourself" +"If it helps, a professional football (soccer) player named Rio Ferdinand legitimately did that",I know someone who was in pain for years just by sneezing wrong +"Trump not afraid to nuke some people, liberal media makes it sound like a bad thing","Get outta here, anti-trump poster." +"Sucks, man. I have a Gear VR coming in the mail, and I hope yours is just an isolated case. Uh, no offense.","Can only speak for myself, no issues but I have consistent internet." +"Yeah, like the EU team did in the NA qualifiers.","Yeah, EU really dominates the scene, Valve please save." +President-elect Trump due to appear in court later this month,This is going to be a long 4 years. +"Unfortunately, it doesn't work on mobile (and never does, at least on my iphone)",Worked on Android (Nexus 5x running Nougat). +Paid firewall content? Booooooooooo,Yea come on OP! +"Both Frieza and SSBKK Goku's Z Hard stage drop 1 medal, and I'm assuming everyone with their leaderskill type will follow that trend.",Actually the Z-Hard difficulty drops 2 medals. +Barrack Obama says he will condemn Joe Biden in a hot second (he won't) DRAIN THE SWAMP!!!!!,Does this guy even listen to what he says? +What thing that people love is basically just a rip-off?,Diamonds. +"I just brutalized a Fafnir while he was charging his ultimate... So i started brutalizing the Fafnir before he started ulting however when he was charging his ultimate my brutalize did not stop - animation nor damage, and i killed him. Isn't he supposed to be 100% immune?","He is untargetable not immune to damage, dots affect him, brutalize maybe would not (as that *may* be a bug) but something like Area chains (both 1 and ult) can hurt him if they are hit before he activates his ult" +"Here's a thing I'm embarassed to admit: up untill the rally on Friday, I was unaware that Beyonce and Jay Z were married (or even a couple) - I just thought, oh cool, they are probably friends and doing this together. What kind of millennial am I, if I don't even know these things? :O",They have been together since about 2003ish. +Oh was it Stealing Ichigo? That guy's wrong half the time.,Stop hating on a person for silly things dude.If you don't like him then it's better to ignore and move on. +TIL all passengers and crew of Saudia Flight 163 died because the King's aircraft was taking off while their own aircraft burned up,It's good to be king. +"No one gives a damn about the leaker, people want to see the leaks.",I'm sure Capcom wants to find him. +"does that really give any one a hard on? *really?* just a child looking pretty is doing it for you? it's not the people's flashing that's bad, it's people who always think they are being flashed - not every one in the world was born to be your meat grind sickos","gives me a semi, not hard but getting there." +thx bb,I got a nose exhale out of it +Which one of you is responsible for this?,He might be overpricing it but I'm not even mad because of how funny this is lmao +"If I'm reading the article correctly, it's not that they are waiving the fees for everyone, it's that if you buy a pass in 2016, it lasts for 24 months instead of 12 months. So if you don't buy a pass in 2016, you'd still have to pay in 2017?","What they're saying is that if you buy an annual pass right now, it will last until October 2018, which makes sense since why would you pay the price for 12 months if 2017 is free for everyone." +Transgender Muslim woman hacked to death in Russia few days after marrying a man following her father's TV plea: 'Bring him here and kill him in front of my eyes',Why do atheists hate god so much? +The handshake and photo op was AFTER a 15 minute meeting upstairs.,IssaJoke +Michelle Obama is a national treasure. She is just so amazing and this speech is so powerful right now.,I really hope she stays in politics. +What holiday display would be complete without corporate advertising?,Still better art than Tomas Kinkade. +"Their voting base is so dumb as fuck, they probably dont even know what a worthless piece of shit Brazille is.",She wasn't fired therefore she did nothing wrong +"I would argue that it is mostly a time thing. If you overlay a historical obesity chart with a chart of women in the workforce you will see a sharp increase of female employment begin around the early 70s, which also happens to be when obesity rates start shooting up. It's obviously not the only cause but I really believe erosion of workers rights and more women working significantly impacts our diet. If you are working 60 hours a week and you barely get 30 minutes to scarf down lunch you are not going to make optimal dietary choices.",Is there something about the Y chromosome that does not allow men to learn how to cook? +Icelandic MP breastfeeding her new born child during debate in parliament,Ice cold DGAF. +"I am Heather Masters, voice actor for Circus Baby. Ask me anything! Hey guys! This is a first for me. I am actually a bit of an introvert, so this is a big stretch for me, but I will do my best to answer what I can. Let's do this!",What's it like to work with one of the most successful Indie Devs of the past couple years? +5 am AND IM DANCING AROUND LIKE A KIDD. I LOVE BUCKS AND I FUCKING LOVE GIANNIS. OHHH AND FUCK MIKE DUNLEAVY AND DONT BAN COOKSTER FOR ONCE!,YEAHHHHHHH! +"You have to hand in your top 3 MVP votes today, your order is? I personally want to see the consensus. I haven't been watching much of the whole league so I would like to see for curious reasons. arguement for each player if you want as well.","Carr, Ezekiel, Brees" +"To be fair, the Wii U sold worse than either system.",it's also irrelevant to the point of your post... a game dying out has nothing to do with whether its console is currently being manufactured. +"Playing a promo series into gold against plat players is just silly. Not even just plat V scrubs, mid plats.",It might hurt your promos but it makes the rest of climbing trivial so I'll take the tradeoff +Harden connects with a half court alley-oop to Capela,Redemption after getting his soul ripped by westbrook. +"Exactly. Basketball every night and teams giving 100% in every game sounds nice, but in an 82 game season it would lead to a crapton of injuries and way more 2016 Grizzlies type teams that limp into the postseason.",Grizzlies will probably be the same this year. +We're really gonna watch the Texans in the playoffs again aren't we,Just for one game until they get embarrassed again. +"Shame AOS is one way canon, it doesnt affect the movies!",yes it does +Dabbing.,I still am not quite sure what that is. +No Stan just raps with Jim Henson.,and Walt Disney +People pay me to touch their naked bodies in a dark room.,"Okay, I cant figure this one out." +"In 1998, Lightning strike killed an entire team during a football match and the other team was unhurt","Dammit Zeus, this is why we don't invite you to sporting events anymore...." +Which NBA players do you think do NOT cheat on their significant others?,Hayward cause why would he cheat on that beauty? +This is like having an American team with guys named Unnecessary Foreign Intervention and Jobs Leaving The Rust Belt.,Maybe those names are just Mandarin translations. +Well we hate Saban too in Louisiana so there's that,He did win a Natty for LSU though. +"Only you can't dummy. General Trump will kill all the ISIS troops and not hit the city, it'll be easy because it'll be so surprising that he can do that.",He will even land the Trump plane at the Mosul airport and have a rally before he defeats them. +Galaxy S7 specs.,"Uhm, I'm pretty sure most of not all people here know what specs the s7 has." +Figuring that out is your job,Capital aquisition is not my strong suit. +"Answer honestly, which is the better team? Because I feel like it's Georgia but I am biased ^^ See what I did there?","Georgia is ok, but I feel like it is the microphone emoji." +TIL that Chuck Mangione from King of the Hill is based on an actual person named Chuck Mangione,Smooth jizz. +"Probably a shitpost but Do you think the NBA favors the Cavs? Them having LeBron, and him being the NBA's golden boy, do you think In any series the NBA can alter it to favor the Cavs?","You're right, it was a shitpost." +"The word 1070 here is literally irrelevant.. CS can literally be maxed on a wooden board, as long as your cpu is good.","Not on a Geforce 6150se graphics card, which can't even Half-Life 2" +Mandela Effect: My whole life I thought it said white-out,Mind = Blown +Who's gonna break our legs if we don't pay our debt?,The Federal Reserve +"Yeah, I'm with you. Nobody can take that freshly shaved legs against clean sheets feel away from me. *Nobody.*",And no one is trying to take it away from you... +What are some unspoken rules of r/bravefrontier?,Post a question to the sub that is supposed to be in the help thread. +"Yeah but I don't have enough money to spend $1k on a rig and keep my PS, although I'd love to. I guess I could wait even longer and just keep putting money aside and then buy one in a year or two :p, that might be the smarter option.","but then you would b**e** stuck on ps4 for another year or two, so that cant b**e** smarter." +Were these tweets at 11? Can't check right now.,on the dot +I'm really scarred though that after half a season team chemistry will go places...,The Hawks don't have a Kobe/Harden ego and Coach Bud can keep him in line. +Elementalist Lux will be available at 2 price tiers: 3250 RP and 3950 RP,more free wins ty riot +"I remember when that happened. He was a person who had great value to his country, executed by by a bunch of losers with a juvenile view of how the world should be.",And this is exactly why Donald Trump is so dangerous. +"Delusional Podesta family, trying to see Hillary signs everywhere, including a park. Fool thinks Hillary invented arrows, which came first, the park or the logo? Creepy J Podesta, symbology, who uses a word like that?",Professor Robert Langdon. +I don't think this is a big deal.,Then you are unintelligent. +Orgy,In +"Don't worry, it won't show up on my mobile client. :\^)",It work for reddit is fun +"The park was small and not very busy, so one day we decided to smoke a joint in the kiddie ferris wheel, which was on a platform above the rest of the park. (That way the park wouldn't smell like weed, just the platform.) The manager basically lived on-site, so we didn't notice that he'd walked over to check on us. In doing so, he decided to turn on the ferris wheel and leave us at the top for our punishment. Luckily, none of us were claustrophobic or afraid of heights or it would've been hell with 3 adults crammed into a kiddie cage. We just finished our joint and waited up there because we knew the manager was lazy and just jealous that he hadn't been invited. Sure enough, as soon as a family of 5 walked through the doors, he came back up to let us down because he didn't want to have to run the park all by himself.",City museum? +NO THIS SONG SUCKS AND THE GIRL IS A WHORE,You forgot the +"Presumably, he's a Harlem Hellfighter, who were outfitted and armed by the French.","Should be noted the Harlem Hellfighters were sent to fight along the French because the US troops didn't want to fight alongside them, and didn't want to put white American troops under foreign commanders." +Maybe a lack of institutional control?,"You're probably joking, but it's only lack of institutional control if they actually act out once Bob puts his foot down." +You liked my hilarious joke? :),"Jokes are generally meant to be funny, no?" +I will repeat myself. Go in fucking groups to the polls on Nov.,"Better yet, vote early." +Did you not see the replay where it showed naquin yelling I got it and chisenhall ignoring him?,According to Francona (in his post game interview) Naquin was yelling it's yours or you got it.. +The California King is surprisingly smaller than I expected.,"I think the Cali King is longer, but not as wide." +U really think so? Which ones?,Hopefully Jacobs/billy/? +"Notice all the fake bro behaviour in the blog and videos released by Jesse et all. Really illustrates how much of brogrammers they are. What I don't understand is how the old YNAB4 got released and was so excellent, but now they've reverted back to copying their old software and acting like it's insanely innovative. Was there perhaps a major personnel loss in between YNAB4 and nYNAB?",I've long suspected that there were financial issues that forced them to release nYNAB without a complete feature set. +This isn't good. This is like steak only being up 8 points over boiled cabbage in Texas.,I like boiled cabbage +"Yes, the conspiracy side of me thinks he planned to lose all along. Can't stand that guy.",He has practically endorsed Hillary at this point. +Help: Regalia Type F,"Have you beaten the game, saved it, and reloaded that save file?" +You're cheating on Carly?,Shhhhh +git push --force? Ok awkward,git reset --hard +This is a great video. While smithzz doesn't bring the best games all the time he does have a place on the team. There is more to a team then whether or not you can frag.,Than* +Lol do you really think he cares? Nah prolly not lol,"True, if anything he'll get a laugh out of the reactions lol" +why not both?,Well im a support player so i'm kinda left with RNG to see if my dps can hit anything and if my rein has a brain to know when to press shift and when not to... :/ +Donald Trump Doubles Down on Insensitive Remarks About the Khan Family,"I keep forgetting he was for it, before he was against it." +No.,Why not? +Trade for 1x cc1 + 1x cc2 + 1x cc3?,"No thanks, not too interested in crates" +I'd love to see the public reaction if *Braveheart* was remade today with Idris Elba cast as William Wallace. The internet would have an aneurysm.,"considering the anger directed at the Hunger Games movies for having Rue, a minor character being portrayed by a black actress, I'd say there'd be riots in that Braveheart example." +"Joke's on you, I hate us for that already",You are the future generation! +"After seeing Valve's way of adding sprays to CS:GO ( 50 uses per spray ) I'm really thankful that Blizzard is not that money hungry and lets players have fun Yeah, I know, the game costs more, the boxes can cost money, sure. But the simple fun things are unlimited and cheap ( 25 credits per permanent spray ).",for your now safety please avoid eye contact with the comment sections below thank you and I hope you have a wonderful day :) +I traveled sick on Monday and am now working from the hotel room on Tuesday like a fucking idiot.,Aww feel better :( Do you need to go to a doctor? +So the police can do what exactly? They only give a shit if there is a wreck.,"Driver was clearly following too closely, better give him a ticket" +I'm going to try to rip more background art from videos so some request would be nice,Hometown or Goner +"If you had the attention of every single person on Earth for five minutes, what would you say?",Never +"Can I still exchange my old crappy DS4s for new ones? So I got a PS4 about a year and a half ago. I have two controllers, and just in time for the holidays my R2 button broke on one of my controllers and the other will not hold a charge. I don't want to spend $60 for a new DS4. I've read online that in 2014 Sony was allowing users to exchange their crappy DS4s for ones of better quality. I've tried to reach customer support, but they're closed for the holidays. Any online links that I've followed (including one from 2-year old post on this very subreddit) are dead. Can I still exchange my shitty DS4s? If not, are there any recommendations as to what I should do with them?",Yes they come with 10 year warranty +all civil disputes would be settled via thunderdome type gladiator matches.,"All men enter, one man leaves." +Replace one word in a movie title with 'SHIT'. What is the movie title now?,The Girl With the Shit Tattoo +How can I verify if it can?,Reviews? +New Event Course! :),"ITT: People mistaking a random event course slapped together by a Nintendo employee in his spare time, for huge attention and a possible update." +So close but so far,stay far tho +Welcome to tumblrina logic.,That last word of yours triggers me for some reason... +"Wait wait wait, people bathe multiple times a week?",It's said that the people of the outside world do. +language!!..language..will someone think of the children!!,"Agreed, and glad they are teaching appropriate use of profanity." +Prince Harry lashes out at media for 'abuse and harassment' of new girlfriend Meghan Markle,Poor little rich boy! +How to control my anger?,"Get up, walk away and just think about it." +"But I thought he was twisting it and the camera still faced forward, in his motions.","You're right, must be some kind of lock out button or something, idk" +SEENT IT.,Is there an option to have it filter text posts that you read without opening the comments? +About a . Paranoia question. Just washed my pipe with boiling water about 15 minutes ago. Just used it to smoke now. Tiny water droplets in the tunnel. It's it possible to inhale the water with the smoke onto your lungs?,That small amount of water inhalation is harmless. +Taser Tag - Shacking - Nervous - Oreo...letter came home from school today,The kid that started it all is going to get his ass beat at home for sharing their secret games. +"Yeah, I had all that done and went to a physical therapist but didn't see any results for this injury. I found a chiropractor I really liked and it was no insurance, $40 per visit. Although there are chiropractors who take insurance. I just didn't have any at the time. Only took probably 5-6 visits at the beginning to start feeling almost normal. She said my case was severe because I had a significant neck injury about 10 years earlier. Also, you have to go through a lot of school and training to be a chiropractor. There definitely is a stigma but people shouldn't reject things that could help them just because the form of medicene is different than what they're used to.",Did you follow up with your home exercise program given to you by your previous PT? +It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake!,Still the best remix ever made. +YouTube strikes deal with GEMA to host music videos in Germany,"FINALLY, I'm free." +Accidentally Cleared This Today...,wow you're so cool +"Reasoning analogous to those who call Bernie Sanders, Joseph Stalin, and his supporters full-blown communists.","Sanders isn't a communist, though." +NZDF drops tonnes of water from Hercules for Kaikoura,Hope they have good aim +It's so cold right now that I can't even flush the toilet,Let us see what's in the bowl. +"Haha, it's my hook. While competing neck and neck for first place, on your final stroke you lock your elbow and push all of your force into the solid cement wall in front of you. Your elbow then shatters. It sucks. But at least you won?",Oh shit... +"They see themselves as enlightened, 'progressive' beings, when all they really are is rightwingers that use recycled toilet paper.",and organic gluten-free food. +I Support The Heroes That Robbed Kim Kardashian,Hero. +"in regards to the SMH autoplay, if you use chrome (not sure about other browsers) you can switch off autoplay java plugins, and they'll only play if you allow them to.",Thanks for the tip! +Cal Poly?,Yup +Thanks but I tried to find it yesterday on cargurus but it has since been taken down.,I don't know what the way way back machine archives but perhaps there's an archive out there somewhere. +"They were all a part of it and all chose to keep working on it as lies were spread and the community mislead. So yes, I stand by my opinion. And like I said I understand the NDA and it was probably great money so I'd have done the same, but would know that I'd face consequences for that.",There's hardly any real consequences when you've got a few million in your back pocket. +"60 hours in, and I'm still rank 0 on scout class. One day..","Play objectives mate, don't sit 200m back and try to snipe people.I got rank 10 in 5 days ( 3-4h per day )" +Are there other differences between SS and History SBQ besides the contextual knowledge?,history have study all sources question +flamie is going insane on train,38frags god flamie +"Well, I can't change my name, but I can change my flair.",Awesome. +"I'm actually more concerned with the first post. Does she mean it's completely okay to put hexes on people and shit? At least the responder is going for some form of accountability, even though I don't agree with her.",She wants to be even edgier than The Craft fam. +"Holy shit is this guy serious. Downvote him for roblox boys, cancer game.",where's da +What is something that if you don't like it then you're not a true American?,"I would say whether you're cooking it or not, if you don't enjoy some good BBQ and hanging out with family or friends, you probably aren't very American." +"Oh no, how will Indian dads entertain themselves at dinnertime now?",THE NATION WANTS TO KNOW! +Every episode of that show was gold. I honestly can't think of any other show that was as consistently good as Malcolm.,"That's patently not true, a lot of the later seasons are garbage" +"What Happened To Brian Reed ? Does he even work for 343 anymore? His Twitter has disappeared. Not a word from him during the Halo anniversary or any news about him in general for a few months now. Also if he still works there I wonder if he's still gonna be lead writer for Halo 6 or if the Halo 5 campaign's mostly negative reception gave that role to someone else, Kevin Grace maybe?",Didn't he write a story for the Slipspace novel? +The English started to use Dutch as an insult for Netherlanders even though it was meant to mean all the continental Germanic people.,And the Amish in return calls everyone not Amish English. +"Your last name also has to be Clinton, Kennedy, or Bush.",That depends on what your definition of 'is' is. +Inb4 Trumpets victim complex and all the irony that accompanies it.,"Damn, I guess I missed my opportunity to point out what an international diplomatic shitstorm it would be if an American town burned an effigy of a British political candidate." +How does Trump plan to explore the outer solar system without the SLS? Isn't the SLS the primary launch vehicle for getting stuff to Mars and beyond? How can we get to the outer solar system without a good launch system?,Because he's a fucking idiot with idiot advisers. +Con-gressive,for the last 8 years it has been. +"What wouldn't you do for $1,000,000?","I would not climb to the top of these wind turbines, ever, not for any amount of money." +Hang yourself edgelord.,wew +"MTV deletes their racist 2017 New Years Resolutions for White Guys video after an impressive 1 to 10,000 upvote:downvote ratio!",How many times did they delete it? +I'm more on the Mike side. It could be possible we play as good ol' Schmidt again,But why would Ennard work at a pizzeria after a couple of years +"The United States has terrible mental health care, numerous problems with its justice system, legal executions and a man running for office that advocates torture even if it doesn't work, but Ranch dressing is what is wrong with America.",No no no.. it's *liberals* which is what's wrong with America. +"Your post just proved the point of how/why the hack and release to Wikileaks worked. The Russians hacked the DNC and the RNC, but only released the DNC emails to Wikileaks. Now they are holding whatever dirt from the RNC over the people in power. That should terrify and piss you off. This hack info was found by the CIA before the election even happened and a bi-partisan task force was formed, including the house and senate leaders (McConnell was part of this) to decide on whether to reveal this info prior to the election. All democrats said yes, let's release it. Only half republicans did and McConnell said emphatically no. Now his wife has a position in Trump's cabinet. This shit is corrupt af.",Yea but.... did he have an email server? +Hij is verdomme Nederlandser dan ik! [Verlaat Nederland en word piraat in internationale wateren],Vervolgens opgepakt door de Nederlandse Marine. +"This will get down voted Im sure, but I couldn't help but laugh when in the chat they were saying zero was upset because he got Kronovi pregnant after moving in with him.",Siiiick! +Cat.,Cat. +So like every sonic OC (donut steal) ROM hack?,"Nah, It doesn't have Sonic in it plays on a whole new level, considering it was made by pro-prankster VAdaPEGA (he also did Sonic the Very Useful Engine)." +"Change the words a bit, and many atheists feel the same way about being constantly hassled by Christians...","But you don't understand, it is okay for them to hassle you because they *know* that God exists and they want to save you." +She's too damn hot!,u/theguyfromio +"Wow, the amount of people not getting this diss is shocking.",Blame the mail man +Your username begs to differ,"Sorry I commited a massacre everyone, 13 downvotes for a joke." +'Take a hike' is another expression you could use ;),Or 'Tombstone' +They certainly seem to think the two major candidates are greatly different with respect to their pro-abortion agenda.,"Trump's pandering worked, after all..." +It's almost like he's uneducated and shouldn't have airtime to spread his nonsensical opinions.,"Pfft, like we could ever keep someone stupid off TV." +"The phrase pick yourself up by your bootstraps, which is more often than not uttered by people who have never had to deal with actual economic hardship.",Let alone the fact that it is an impossible act! +Damn Brits and their lack of Daylight Savings.,Afaik that is based on nexons time +"Literally anything you can get 400dpi on which is what most pros use. The reduce sense insane to further smooth pit mouse movement. I got a steel series kinzu because it was the cheapest mouse that could do that the day my razor broke. It's great and I paid 30 Aus for it about a year ago, love it. My experience with razors has been shit they seem to stop working after a short amount of time I bought 2 widows in a row thinking my first was a bad one but nope.",Whether you have 400 dpi or 1 million DPI doesn't matter at all as long as your mouse works correctly at that DPI and your ingame sensitivity is low enough. +smokes also. leads too way too many inconsistencies that makes it way unfair,Wtf are you talking about smokes are not client sided +Emilia Clarke is a huge fan of Matt LeBlanc!,Sexiest Friend. +Finally Joined the not-so-exclusive Mosin owners club,My condolences. +Glock 19 Gen 4 with a few mags and a holster for $500. Is this a good deal? I'm looking for my first handgun after getting my permit and I found someone with a 'night-stand queen' Glock 19 Gen 4 that told me he'd give it to me for $500. I can't really get him to come down anymore so thought I should ask the Almighty Gunnit what it thinks. Any help is appreciated.,What holster is it? +Halloween mask sales have predicted every US presidency for the the past ~30 years. This year Trump won this. We'll have to see if the trend holds up.,"Women don't wear a lot of rubber masks at Halloween, and men aren't so keen on dressing like women." +Servicemember here: I'm terrified at the possibility of serving under donnie,"Take some solace in knowing that if/when he demands something stupid, say on Inauguration Day or thereabouts, most of the Generals will tell him to go get more authorization first." +it's almost as if it was a joke,"Joke or not, the whole All Genji players are toxic weeaboos who don't protect their supports stigma is getting old." +But if you don't blob how do you keep blobs from blobbing all over you?,Good friends :) +Furniture,hey its me ur couch +Chelsea Clinton says Marijuana can kill you,So can stupidity +Omw to steal your bitch,your birch* +Yup nothing wrong with that just enjoying the game,If u aren't 20/0 u not enjoying LoL +INVISIBLE MASTER YI! Wuju Style! (Vandiril),Is that A pro genji. +Game Thread: Washington Capitals (17-7-3) at New York Islanders (11-11-5) - 13 Dec 2016 - 07:00PM EST Don't be a dick.,Fuck the Islanders +Clinton: 'I've watched a lot of cats do a lot of weird and interesting things',*holds up spork* +What is your favorite paradox?,Entry-level corporate jobs require 2-4 years experience in industry. +You've got a keeper,I would agree. +"Good, state sanctioned Russian propaganda shouldnt be facilitated.","State broadcasters are often more objective, reliable than their private counterparts." +"Cool, so I can be treated like a criminal for nothing.","Come up with another way to close the gun-show loophole, then." +fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck 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fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck +"So there is definitive evidence that Trump had mob ties, even though he has repeatedly denied them. Well, as a Donald supporter, all I can say is... BENGHAZZZZIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!",Hillary's the REAL mobster!!!! +This is what happiness physically looks like. A myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain's parietal cortex which creates happiness.,"Welp, here goes another existential crisis!" +"Most people have better memories than you. But, saying that, it didn't affect me. Any more than Star Lords mum getting Caps signiture.",Well that's cause star lords mom is her daughter.... +Was also great to hear about eight-speed MSAA. It's eight TIMES MSAA. It's not a truck for crying out loud.,In my 4 times 4 pick me up truck. +How do you feel about individualism ?,Sounds like an idea only a communist would come up with. +Saying never is just misinformation atleast write never,Yeah I forgot this sub can't pickout hyperbole more flagrant cues... +"Hitboxes are fine and so are models mostly. The CT model only needs some clutter removed from them such as the backpack or the hat, that's the only thing. &nbsp; And as already mentioned, CSGO hitboxes are not actual boxes for around a year already.",and hillary clinton is an honest human being +"This shit right here has never pertained more to any situation than it does in this very moment. MAGA Here's a question for you: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one. Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates. Candidate A - Associates with crooked politicians and consults with astrologers. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B - He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C - He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first, no peeking, then click here for the answer. Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt. Candidate B is Winston Churchill. Candidate C is Adolph Hitler. And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven. Pretty interesting isn't it? It makes a person think before judging someone.","So when libtards say Trump is literally Hitler, can we throw Option C in their faces now?" +Odd and unusual Orkney Placenames,"If this was Civ map, I swear I would start somewhere on top of it." +I've heard the razor is the only acceptable part of this kit. It's unfortunate that the masses are exposed to traditional shaving by the likes of this and VdH.,That's what happened to me with VDH +Everyone's about to drop in price. No expensive players are safe,True but i heard that IF's prices tend to hold value unless they get another IF. +Why are people not getting a point of Jhins E now adays ? I have been noticing that people in streams and at worlds and stuff havent been getting Jhins traps. Why is that ? I think its pretty nice to have so i kinda confuses me as to why someone wouldnt get it so can someone pls explain.,not worth since no one will actually get hit by it unless you W them +Your MacBook Snap feature is back!,Griffin already made this when the 12in MBr came out (although this one is cheaper than even the Amazon price of the BreakSafe). +"Were you born less than or more than 9 months after this photo, sai?",OP is in this picture. +When the Germans are starting to get worried about the alt-right we know we are in trouble.,Noticing something and being worried about it are not the same thing. +Kaladesh is probably not the best example of this; this would be a target rich environment for this guy.,only becuase of servos +"To all the pathetic people on this forum still supporting the vile maduro regime, how about we send you to Caracas with a one way ticket and see how you like it and how long you last there?",But then they'd have to leave their mother's basements. +"If they're serious about based Tyler Black as face of the brand, the only true litmus test is to give him the Haitch World Title Feud that made Batista, broke Fuccboi.",I would love to see a Tyler Black (insider term) and Kevin Steen (insider term) feud. +"Week 5 Positivity Thread Welcome to the weekly Positivity Thread, where having fun is mandatory. Most teams are now a quarter of the way through the season. We've had plenty of time to see people in action and get a sense of what's going well. What's going on for your team at this point in the season that you're happy about? As always, some people are going to have a much easier time finding things to be positive about than others. That said, there's always a light side to the darkness. This is a place to post any and all positive thoughts regarding your team or the NFL in general going into Week 5. What are you happy about?","After years of hearing how there aren't a lot of good QB's coming out of college, a kid from NDSU and one from Mississippi State are playing lights out for their team." +Making this an announcement for you. I salute your tireless dedication to charity.,Thank you +Always bring walking shoes with you.,Helpful as always. +You trying to convert from CSGO? I play 1.1 @800dpi in csgo and have found 8%-10% pretty comfortable in kotk,yeah i have 4000 hours on my csgo sens so want a 1:1 conversion for what is 1.68 400dpi +"You know, there's a schedule on the sidebar. Most 'big' AMAs are scheduled, and not an impromptu event...",but setting reminders and alarms is haaaard +literally no point of chasing him now,He's still weak to cc tho +LSD,Liquid Shits Day ? +14 Tennessee ROTC cadets just embarked on a 13 hour run to deliver the Bristol game ball,I don't think I've ran 13 hours total over the span of my entire life. +Silver Surfer costume,Someone should inform that cop about the dangers of using a phone and driving! +Brown Shulker Boxes look a lot like cardboard,Neat +Church This Sunday Gonna Be Lit!!!,Preacher told me don't set trip on a Sunday Knowin' damn well that there'll get you laid Monday Lord have mercy Please Heaven's mercy +Of course they were trying to run their best candidate. Bernie Sanders wasn't even a real Democrat.. That's all I hear from my friends.,Fuck those people. +"I had a class with a girl in University, and I couldn't decide if she was cute or not (this was like the 2nd or 3rd week of the semester and I had never seen her before, so I didn't really have a big sample to go on). The prof came in to the class one day and told us that the computer in our room wasn't working, but that there was an available class downstairs that had a working one, so let's go. Most people just have a single notebook and pen, so they just get up and go, whereas a few of us, myself and girl in question included, have laptops and and backpacks or whatever, and take a bit longer to leave. I'm walking out and do the 'open the door, hold it for others, walk out last so I can look at bums' thing. She says thanks and smiles, another girl walks out behind her, then I go and shut the door behind me. We get to the stairs down the hall, which are a half-set facing east, then a 180 and a half set facing west. She looks up at me as she's going around the turn, which is fine, whatever. Then she looked back up over her shoulder with like 3 steps left. I don't know why it was so hot, but I asked her out immediately after that class. Also knee high boots.",So...did she say yes? +"He took me to his yurt and told me his secret. I am not the real Genghis Khan, he said. My name is Ping-Yei. I inherited the mongolian hordes from the previous Genghis Khan, just as you will inherit it from me. The man I inherited it from is not the real Genghis Khan either. His name was Yang. The real Khan has been retired fifteen years and living like a king in Siberia.",I recall this referencing something else and cannot remember where or from what. +"Only tangentially related, but there's a saying that in Ireland, you're middle class if you don't own a horse.",That's a good way to think about it actually +Yeah. Also check out the sweet Hung Jury that Dead Orbit is selling right now.,I see what you did there :P +Wtf does she do to make her so important? Sign laws & represent great Britain?,She's kind of their head of state lol +"Horseradish hot is caused by a sulfur compound which triggers, or rather lowers the temperature threshold for heat receptors. This substance is related to mustard, but also to onions and garlic, as their 'hotness' is also created by sulfur compounds. Peppers on the other hand, get their heat by a molecule called capsaicin. In essence this does the same thing, but without the sort of irritation you get from these sulfur compounds (our bodies are very sensitive to volatile sulfur compounds, we can smell them and taste them in very low concentrations. Probably because many are very toxic.). I assume that the effects will be pretty much the same. But I'm not really sure.",thank you for your answer! +This felt pretty Satisfying,Title should be: 'August Ames gets banged hard by Rockie' +"A possible invisible attatchment? Before you assume, no I do not want an attatchment that completely fucking hides you. That's too OP, I want an attatchment that would hide a person from the Ballistics Tracker. I don't really know what this attatchment would look like, but I just want something to hide somebody from the BT, bc it's annoying asf.",emp pls +Gary Johnson Siphoning Young Voters from Hillary,They were never *hers* to begin with +"I'll be voting for Gary Johnson, the only candidate on the ballot in all 50 states who isn't pending some kind of legal troubles.","Cool, you want a cookie?" +Steps in the right direction,not quite 3 steps +"If they make it so that the highest CP mons get kicked out first instead of lowest, then it'd be like the elite players protecting the casual ones, balanced out by the fact that if everyone just tries to put low CP mons in, the gym'll be super easy to take down.",That would make no sense though! +"Not gonna lie, this sounds like my kind of party, just move it to a weed friendly pub and add some pints of Guinness and we are golden.","U fokkin wot, m8?" +I'm starting to get sick of this meme already,It's time to start selling and look for new memevestments +This is not Trump's audience in Minneapolis. This is about 1/5 of the people who couldn't get in. They stayed to cheer when his plane landed. #PeopleLoveTRUMP,Anybody have an estimate of how many people inside and outside for the MN rally? +ah so the people of cameroon don't matter? Your club is tiny compared to a whole entire nation.,I don't think the player is too concerned about what his countrymen thinks when his livelihood is on the line. +*Captain* Jack Sparrow. *I am a bot. I have corrected 489 people.*,"Spack Jarrow, Captain?" +"Redditor outlines Trumps attempts to force out rent controlled residents of 100 Central Park South after it's acquisition in 1981, including filing fake non-payment charges, filling the hallways with garbage, refusing basic repairs, and illegally housing de-institutionalized homeless in empty units.","Boy, sure is A LOT of anti-trump propaganda on Reddit these past few days, makes me wonder..." +Let me test the strength of this desk,Fuckin Achievement Hunter... +I've noticed asshole guys like to denigrate women by saying they've been triggered as a way to disregard their input - what the fuck even is this?,"Because women are weak, emotional, fragile creatures with feelings that can't speak rationally like men." +"Shitty O Line, shitty opposing defense. Not sure who will be shittier.",Stoppable force versus movable object. +11 times out of 10,11 times out of 10....that's not possible +B-but..what about...mee?? ugu x__x,"Hvick can finger my poophole a lot faster then you, and he's a magical girl as a bonus." +The face of betrayal,Nice repost +Which is why the Democratic platform supports a transition to green energy sources.,"sorry, actions speak louder than words, and their rejection of Bernie's climate proposal is proof that they exist to please wall street." +"Then all residential areas of DC should be given to Maryland and Virginia, and no one should be allowed to live in DC","Technically, no one should even live in D.C.. It should just be a meeting point for government." +"I'm not currently using the PowerLink, and the GPU is seated as it always has been. I thought that it might not be recieving enough power, but I am using the exact configuration that I was using before, and it still isn't performing properly.","It may be damaged by the PowerLink, I hope not at least." +NYX's HD blush in taupe is a great contour for us cool-toned ladies. And it's very affordable. Not sure what NYX availability is like outside of US though.,"Most NYX products are available on ASOS, which is easily accessible for Australia and the U.K." +TIL That Miniature Australian Shepherds have such a strong herding tendency that they'll try to herd little children,"If you've ever owned a herding breed of dog, you are intimately aware of this... they'll heard anything that moves." +And now the South is less segregated.,"Literally the least segregated school systems in the nation, actually." +gates are open!,"Great, just added you!" +Only in TL,That guy must of had the weirdest boner ever +Can't stop. :D,You're an addict :p. Haven't been on reddit for less than half a day and you went absolutely crazy :D. I love it! +Marita is an amazing Qb.,MarGOATrita +I can't tell you how much being called pathetic by a leech hurts. =( Enjoy irrelevance.,is ignorance as blissful as they say? +"Canada is a stud. He coached 3 amazing performances against PSU, Clemson and Syracuse. Pitt probably loses 5-7 games this year without him.",And we probably lose 7 or more with out Moorhead +Voracek has been beasting during the wooing era. You know what that means,WOOOOOOOOOOOO +A vote for Hillary is a vote for perpetual war. Get this EVERYWHERE! #SaveLives #VoteTrump,But what if I want war? +"I was thinking Dasher, Dancer, Donner, Blitzen, Comet, Cupid, Prancer, and Vixen... (etc.).","Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid...Daryl Dixon?" +"You've not been on the internet for too long i assume. There's plenty of people fabricating outrage for the wrong reasons, i.e. attention and admiration, rather than a meaningful cause.","Yeah, they're called reactionaries" +The disaster can always get worse. He's going to fuck up so bad that everything he's done so far will look constructive.,This dumpster fire just got ten degrees hotter! +Trump claims ignorance that he just hired a white nationalist,I maintain a low threshold of plausibility for Trump's ignorance on nearly any matter. +"Wait a second, Trump was a Democrat back in the '80s? I'm genuinely curious.",Trump was a Democrat right up until Obama became President. +All Time NBA Players - Infographic,"Bill waaaay too high, Wilt and LeBron too low." +"What NBA player, active or retired, do you consider a class act?",Ray Allen. +I never used to believe the this game is a Warframe ripoff until...,That's like saying every fps ever ripped off Doom. +Paul Krugman: The Economic Fallout,One could get rich Investing doing the EXACT opposite of what this man says.. +It's what happens when people think they're better than others for having certain hobbies.,"Yeah but I like The Dark Knight and you like Twilight, of course I'm a better person" +One good way to launder would be to sell the high denomination notes at a discount rate for lower notes.,Who would buy the notes though other than the banks and they can only take it with a tax declaration. +One of my good friends is insistent that fish is not sea food. We've been fighting about this off and on for three years. He's an idiot.,That's like saying chicken isn't meat because it's a bird +TIL: This is literally the first time I've seen the correct name for that damn Venusaur. For the longest time my friends and I thought that kid was saying Fruitloop.,I always thought it was Rootroot growing up... +"Reminded me of why I don't follow politics. Gave me horrible headache. Pence and Trump won in the overpowering, negative seeding category. Great at implying they have answers until pushed at which point it's pretty clear there is no substance there. I wanted Kaine to be more clear and grounded but understand the strategy. I think we are brilliant on domestic policy and Kaine demolished Pence the last half. Our team needs to come up with better answers on FP than Iran deal, Bin Laden, reset. And also on Nafta. They need to either interrupt the narrative or disprove it. I wish the questions on FP went to presidential S not VPs and we got more litigation if their records. Pence terrifies me. Reminds me of the guy in 1984 who puts a rat cage on the protagonists face at the end. I think their plan is to get Trum in, impeach him and give it to Pence.",Mhm I am so afraid that Trump will actually be POTUS and let Pence be in charge of all foreign and domestic policy. +"When they're really good looking, and I want to see more pics lol",TRUUUUUU +"Yeah if there's anywhere for an injury prone center with huge potential to play, it would be Portland.",Fuckin savage +"And start them in chronological order, just saying.",and buy the Flying Circus box set. +"Trump abandons campaign promise to penalize outsourcing, offers tax breaks instead",And they said government can't create jobs. +Nougat Tip: You can create a shortcut to any long press option by dragging from the hamburger icon or long pressing the option itself.,Nova launcher allows you to do this also. +"Current estimate for the release of Subnautica v1.0 is early 2017, given to us by the devs, is likely sometimes during January, February, or maybe even March.",If they release it at 1st February then that will be best birtday present i got since i was 13 +The year I did blackface for Halloween.,Omg. +What Vet Bait Is Your Favorite/Works Best For You? My personal favorites are: (After Jailor dies) Don't leave jailor! You're coming back up bro! and I always forget how to reveal/jail someone lol,vampires +Sandslah and Ninetales if hail becomes viable again.,Sandslash 4x weakness to fighting and fire It will get destroyed on the field lol +"Astronomers find that Titan is full of steep, liquid-filled canyons -","hypothetically, what would happen lit match were dropped into one of the rivers of methane?" +"Why does WWE take away certain signs and tell the fans to remove certain shirts? That violates the first ammendmant of free speech. Fans should have the right to have any sign they want and wear any shirt they want. If a sign isn't PG, don't show it on camera and if it's on the Hard Cam side, does the PG rating even apply to signs? Westerners swear in English in New Japan and that's PG",paying $15 for a ticket doesn't give you carte blanche to be an asshole. +Harry Potter - Harry Triwizard with Egg (Target Exclusive),What about a Cedric Diggory Triwizard pop? +That wig is literally yellow lol.,Lady Gaga Telephone video realness +His son is the QB coach. It could have something to do with that.,Yeah was it a package deal where they're both gone or what? +"Dipping my fries into mayo or sour cream. The mayo habit I picked up while living in The Netherlands and sour cream just made sense to try. I mean, we put sour cream on baked potatoes right? Why is it weird on french fries?",A lot of people like to mix mayo and ketchup to make a fry dipping sauce +"it does send back battery voltage to the radio, and you can set the radio to play alarms when it reaches a specified voltage, why do you need an external antenna?",Are there any videos showing this functionality? +fast as a speeding hollow point bullet,putting six on the board +"Genuinely confused, where are you from? Pretty sure candy and liquor are both available in just about every gas station and corner store in the United States.","In Minnesota alcohol can only be sold at restaurants, bars, and liquor stores." +Ugh so true I go to school in a conservative state and recently this post went around Facebook about gun owners and basically how they think they're going to be the one to save you when ISIS kicks down the door at the grocery store. It was totally ridiculous I should try to find it,"There are like a dozen good subs to post that in, I suggest to screencap it from facebook and cover their names rather than just link to it directly." +My biology teacher's brother died like this. It's not quick.,Do they know how he could have contracted it? +The Best Fight on Dec. 10th is Charlo-Williams,I didn't even know this was happening prior to a coworker mentioning it. +"Yes it would make a difference. You don't notice one though on your 75Hz monitor, you're just tricking yourself.",More consistent frame times can make 100 FPS look smoother than 75 FPS on 75Hz. +Scott Walker asks Donald Trump for more control over refugees,He's gotta distract his constituents from the horrible job he's doing by showing he's racist! +CEO: Fliers to pay for carbon tax hikes | The London Free Press,"Aw shucks, and here I thought WestJet would just absorb the costs for absolutely no reason." +She was surrounded by shitlords!,Maybe they should stop thinking about dicks so much. +She should paint it like a old fighter plane. Paint a pin-up Blake on it. Paint a new bee on when she takes down an enemy.,That would be hilarious +How is Jaune holding his sword like that without breaking his wrist?,"Holy fuck, Jaune's hand is inverted o_O" +Most people who aren't obese can look like that by stringing together multiple disciplined weeks of dieting and exercise. Now is this the part where you cry about your genetics while shoveling pizza into your mouth?,No I'm not looking for an argument with a troll +Why did you send it back?,Warranty replacement +"if its going on ifunny, or r/memes or r/funny u can honestly go fuck yourself",Posted it to The_Donald +I gotchu fam,My man +Shrink them down to a hanky that can be carried in a pocket.,Hosanna +"Won't advice anything here, as it can go both ways. But i am currently sitting on three Cimans.",RIP +Can't see it right now but I imagine calhanoglu is top 3?,"Pirlo first, 39 pace though, calhanoglu is 74 pac, 78 dri, 80 sho and pas, 41 def and 57 phy, pjanic is third" +Did you miss their recent live stream where they played TI3 and Sam didn't know the rules or how to play then threw a giant hissy fit and acted like a big baby?,I've only watches like 2 or 3 live streams and they never seem to know the rules... +Just A - Assault Core. No need to ban dragon buster if they can't summon it.,"thats evil, to ban the worse one." +His lies killed millions of people.,"Saying that a President lied to kill millions of people is Trump-tier rhetoric that is killing our country, Stop with that." +It's the . Yes. That does it for me. I hear it in Mr Burns voice like it's an accidentally spoken monologue.,*EXCELLENT* +The teachers face when you forget your homework for the 28th time.,Me irl +Should I start Newton or Prescott?,Dak for sure +"3rd Special Forces Group training on horseback in Red Rock Canyon, 2016",could be a screen from MGSV +I knew that intelligence would have nothing to do with Trump. They are poor suited for each other,"Rough downvotes brah, but you made me chuckle." +Former Romanian President takes oath to become Moldovan citizen,I hope he practiced his Moldovan +"Meh, I can actually see that happening. He probably gets asked these questions several times a day.","Tall guy here, can confirm." +Visiting this subreddit during the offseason,The fen of flatulence lies beyond the bog of eternal stench... +"Except in real life, those walls have upkeep costs. The initial cost is almost irrelevant. For a country so far behind on infrastructure investment, this seems like a poor choice.",It would be kind of awesome if the wall was topped with a cross-continent highway. +The pictures that media chose to not publish.,Someone send this to John Oliver +Czech human-trafficking gang members sentenced to jail in Britain,"Traditional Czech surnames, all of them." +"Samsung 49 inch Curved 4k Ultra HD Smart TV $599.99 (UN49KU6500F) ($1,099.99-$500=$599.99 w/$150 Dell Gift card)",Saw I believe the same at Best Buy for the same price plus tax! +I need friends !,You can always add me: Lancelord#2593 +Me after I found this Sub,W2C all fam? +new offical fnaf merch by just funky!,tfw everyone is talking about the springtrap mug but you want the salt and pepper shakers +New Sombra related spray? when i checked overwatch today i saw that i had a new spray unlocked for every hero. It was a pink skull and the spray was called. Dia de los muertos. does anybody think it is sombra related?,this is new and interesting. +"If I remember right the Rice Gambit started as a simple blunder. The creator got a little compensation for his piece, and his ego, backed by money, took over. Once he died the money dried up and so did interest in his gambit.","Doesn't matter, had a line named after him." +If I could I would rip your arm off and beat you to death with the wet end.,He's already killed u 1 shot. +"Can we ditch the 'ROS' tag for player discussion? It's week 9, if we're talking about a player, we're talking about his prospects for the rest of the season. It's like saying AJ Green in head-to-head fantasy football. If it's a discussion for a single matchup then we can write something like Alfred Morris Browns matchup, which is a less common type of post than the former. Just an idea",Terrell Owens ROS anybody? +Then why the repost,OP needed that delicious karma. +I trust you will be at Trenton when they unload those body bags. Maybe Trudeau will give you a selfie with a Globemaster full of gore as backdrop. Warmonger.,Fear monger +"It would only earn him so much, being that it's half a season.","So 23 mil a year from the raiders or jags, never stopped them before" +Are the new touch bar MacBook Pros in stores to play around with?,"I called in yesterday to ask, and they were not yet on display." +And the second half?,Second half is completely on the coaches for refusing to make any adjustments even though it was 100% guaranteed KC would make changes at halftime. +THIS JUST IN! Rouge Ammo Box Performs A Questionable Act To An Unconscious Soldier,Get lost with those posts already. +"Vikings fan with a quick word Hey Cowboys fans, Just wanted to drop a quick note and say thank you for embarrassing our neighbors. The boos of Lambeau instead of the dreadful Go Pack Go chant was absolutely delicious. In return for your services, we offer two things. First, a feast in your honor awaits at the gates of Valhalla. Second, we shall deliver the scalp of Carson Wentz at your doorstep courtesy of Sammy Sleeves and company next week. We invite you to piss on the ashes of The Link after we burn it to the ground. Sincerely, your friends (for now) in the North.","Fuck the Packers, fuck the Shitbirds, SKOL VIKINGS AND GO COWBOYS!" +# I'm still an '83er,#please tell me now boi how you have become this straw-graspy +Major balance patch soon...,"Dark Templars that can teleport, can't wait." +So will we have to wait till Conor retires before we see another Featherweight or Lightweight title fight?,He has 4 more belts to take +Being in a room full of people with the same name.,Surely one of you narcissists is the real one. +lol how is nobody else pointing this out?,"Perhaps because it is not a clever word play or quip, rather just pointing out that the band coined the abbreviation and used it literally for the word Ecstasy." +"But why would you want to use anything other than the THINNEST most beautiful MacBook we've ever designed on the greatest operating system known to man, OS X...","as long as it isn't windows, I'm interested..." +"Hey I need a spotter, you think you can help?",Hold my Appletini and watch this! +What a beauty,She reminds me of that hot night elf face on warcraft3 boxes +Who's endorsed Clinton? Every newspaper ever Who's endorsed Trump? Every Nazi ever.,Just shows who's the more anti-establishment candidate and that's what is most important this election +Bucks rookie Thon Maker suffered sprained right wrist in opening practice Tues. and was sent back to Milwaukee to be evaluated.,"Wow, are the Bucks the new Pelicans?" +Got offered reddick and Clarkson for Vucevic. Don't like it but want to counter with nurkic and clarkson.,if you get nurkic and clarkson thats a steal bro +First time I saw this as a kid: It's just some kid sucking on a glass....OH...,"I don't get it, what am I supposed to be seeing?" +"None? There is a lot of equipment out there that can help expand the type of work outs you do with body weight. Chin up bar, dip bench, gymnastics rings, etc.",None. +"I don't mind eating some crow when I have jumped the gun. If 14 mm is the distance between the lugs, then pretty much any 14 mm band should work so long as you have spring bars that fit the lugs of your watch.",So it shouldn't matter even if it says that it's only for that one watch? +yes it is. in fact it is by far the best game for flying,Except that what we have in this game isn't flying. +It's a knock off C-17...,just because it fulfills a similar purpose to a C-17 does not mean it's a knock-off. +"Elementary gym class. We had a huge parachute that we played some weird game that included wiffle balls and bouncing the parachute to get all balls to go down through the center hole while the 'popcorn' music played. Then, Mr Harter would have us puff the parachute up with air, get underneath it and let it settle. He would shut off the lights and if we all remained quiet we could just stay there. Was pretty cool for an elementary kid in the 70's, though it seems silly now. BUT, there was always some asshat that would talk or laugh and Mr Harter would turn lights back on before the parachute settled completely. Damnit Jeff!",You ever had someone fart under one of those +"There are three certainties in life: death, taxes, and...",Whose Line Wednesday except last week +If Deft wanted to win worlds after S4 he wouldnt go to china in the first place.,"meh he probably thought things will turn out differently, and the lpl import wave will make a nice league, that obviously didnt happen, also the inasne amount of money he got had to be a big factor, now he can probably go back to korea, have shitton of money and try to win lck/worlds." +i hope this turns out good..,"Downvoters are like, i hope this turns out bad.." +"Massive Things that are just like The Witcher 3 thread. I'll start off. Game Of Thrones is just like The Witcher 3, but with gay people. Now it's your turn.",The Bible was based on The Witcher 3. +"Try this: If you have broadcast turned off, then turn it on temporarily. Then try to disable instant replay. Afterwards you can disable broadcast again and from then on toggling instant replay should keep working. It could be that you also have to set some setting in broadcast as well, like clicking on Youtube and clicking save. But that is what fixed my static instand replay setting. :)","googled it and this thread came up, cheers buddy" +From reports they do try to stop people with rival political views from airing the same on JNU premises.,And that is them being hypocritical and people should take the matters to respective authorities if their fundamental right of freedom of expression is being violated by the university using unfair rules. +"I don't know, usually it's them teabagging or laughing (I play Smite quite a lot, and there are always toxic people in MOBAs), and it's either they instigate it or I feel like I have to go out of my way to tell this person that they're bad.",Try growing up. +What's wrong with Gerber food..,They're owned by nestle +"Scotch gone bad? I bought a bottle of Caol Ila 12 a month and a half ago. I've enjoyed it almost exclusively since then. It's been a little under half full since a week or so. I had some tonight, and its flavor changed somehow. It's developed a burnt peanut flavor that's fairly unpleasant. I'm not sure what could have happened. Anyone know what might have happened?",I see no obvious reasons why it might have gone bad unless the seal broke +Says he will win EBI with submission defense... Trains for IBJJF rules.,I came here to win 0 dollars +A me incuriosisce la napolitano sauce. Pare la mettano anche nel pollo!,Si sente il sapore di mafia +Patrig XD,Cross post this to BBT +"I am trying to think of the word to describe this. The only word I can think of is pathetic, but that sounds way meaner than what I'm thinking of. Whatever the word is, this made me give a sad chuckle.",Wimpy? +"You can even just shoot the servitor from the opposite side. But yeah, I always assign roles that same way. It makes it so 3 people can carry the entire fight. Put your dead weight on bombs and tell them to *never move*. It has saved me from kicking a lot of people from some raids. You shouod always have at least 3 people good enough to run cannons. If you don't have 3 good players, you're probably screwed regardless.",Wait...... You can shoot the Servitor without being right next to it? +"Don't worry, CRISPR will eventually help us all unlock our inner wolfgirl lolis.",The secret was really inside us all along! +BREAKING: Ted Cruz may endorse Donald Trump this afternoon,The rats just going to come out in support of Hilary +I think it is hilarious how lefties try to turn back the triggered! and safe spaces! stuff they invented on others. No one is triggered by you. No one is literally shaking because of you.,Damn are ***you*** triggered! +Something something ~~Gorefiendgrasp~~,something something ~~immolation trap~~ +"Silver: interesting female and gay male viewership has risen 200% since the beginning of the season, must be because of us cracking down on illegal screens, Adam you smart motherfucker",who don't wanna see that hot KD bod. +Ohh god I can feel its breath...,You da real president Bernie +Did he just,When you ran out of ammo. +I'll respond with 5.56 to the dome if these leftist cucks attack us. It's funny how they think a baseball bat will beat a well placed EOTech guided round of freedom.,"If it's cold enough outside, that eotech won't be very well-placed" +"Can anyone recommend a kid friendly road trip for this long weekend? My passport just expired, so the States is out.",The Granville Strip +Discussing baby names & my wife loves the name Felicity... What do i do guys?? :(,Show her this subreddit. +Then what's with the purple,Ballora's eyes are purple. +Some of my 'point of view' drawings,0/10 Drawing is not on the paper you're holding in the drawing. +"Two people colliding, while both on Power Hitter, both going supersonic, should blow up everyone with a huge explosion effect lol i dunno",Whole map should explode and game should end in a draw. +its not a joke ? im serious,"Haha, I've always loved your satirical posts and comments." +Drake promoting Starboy on Instagram - Out now!!! Congrats @theweeknd and the whole XO man dem,Someone feels left out +"It despenses 1/4 tablespoon each press, useful for cooking.",It's also dishwasher safe. +Heater Core Connector?,Take it to a shop and get a quote... +"You're introducing someone to the Internet, what does your Starter Kit include?","Adblock, Javablock, MalwareBytes and how to reset the router when it dies" +Is it obligatory to make this comment on anything remotely controversial.,Except this picture has been posted many times before with the same fucking slapfights in the comments. +Susan Sarandon Endorses Jill Stein for President (The Hollywood Reporter),Color me surprised! +I hope you can get out of Saudi Arabia soon. Best of luck.,The fuck? +Full moon on Dec 13th..Maybe that will do you in? lol,*kicking and screaming* NOOOOO! +She's an idiot. A heffer means cow.,"Specifically, a heifer is a cow that hasn't had a calf yet." +Got weiner in your eye?,"I mean, who hasnt?" +No it's just a really a boring piece.,Which one? +There have been worse moves. Plus we were competitive when injury free. Bad move? Yup. Is it a contributing factor to us not winning? Yup. I think though that we were still competitive after Harden left. Also you forgot a certain Tongan we received in the trade,"Other than KAT and Porzingis, I'm expecting Steven Adams to be the best center in basketball next season." +How are your 2nd Round rookies doing?,Shut down Aaron Rodgers +Tax evasion?,Cite the law. +You only get one guess who she voted for...,"Idk, could it be Aleppo-guy?" +"The spam crap has to end I'm done with Omegle. So sick of all the spam. The AmandaYugie crap was annoying enough and now it seems like the name changed to someone named Tina. Probably the same person just using a different name. Regardless, it's been happening for like a month now and they aren't doing anything to stop it? It's like every time I get on there, that's who I end up connecting with and nobody else. What's the point anymore?","I can't express how much I hate those bots, so I won't try." +Mike Zimmer having emergency eye surgery.,He probably watched film of his oline +"Isn't top an acoustic guitar and bottom an electric? There are pretty different in their applications and sometimes physical structure, just putting them all under the blanket term guitar is a little too general. Hell calling the bottom just an electric guitar is general.",Acoustic guitar is for pussies though +Not to mention that much of the mod scene for Oldrim is going to slowly die off now as they move onto supporting the SE.,What does SE stand for? +"i think people just need to lose weight. fat is an organ, it's part of the endocrine system. it pumps estrogen into your body. and 70% of our country is overweight with emotional hormones coursing through their body it just turns them into bitches. if you're overweight you're way more likely to vote for trump. look it up","So these guys are overcompensating for excess estrogen by doing macho, testosterone-type things?" +What programs does Hi-Rez use to develop Smite? What did they use in: 3D modelling Game engine,"Well acording to Solar Sentinel Ra, they use MSPaint^" +Telling you it was God's will when your wife had a miscarriage and all she can do is cry.,The kid was probably going to be a little shithead. +Someone had the audacity to tell me I was an idiot for wanting to d/e Prydaz because surviving is more important than damage and then I linked them my Soul Leech ability and Demon Skin talent. That neck is utter garbage.,"On the upside, I've got an 800k point shield at all times between the neck and warlock talent." +"I do a lot of jazz cooking and I have to be reminded to write down what I did so I can duplicate a dish. But even so, I probably didn't measure much of anything, so I rarely duplicate a dish precisely. This frustrates my spouse.","You are me, I feel you" +Reassuringly creepy? Exuberantly disturbing? This stresses my pineal gland...,I personally find it hilarious...takes all kinds to make the world go round I guess! +DoJ Assistant Attorney Peter Kadzik outed as a mole for Hillary Clinton campaign,Complete corruption from top to bottom. +When You've Had Enough Of Mei's Shit: Roadhog Edition,Those physics though... +I came here to say this.,"Like, they're are just seeing this NOW?" +"It's a new continent in osrs. Not in rs3. Since I don't really play osrs, I may not be the best person to answer. Any osrs player around?","Yeah, you pretty much nailed it" +Jump rope challenge?,"Shock Drop and Roll, if I remember correctly." +"Am i the only one that likes the Nox rework? i mean, old nox was pretty impossible to balance anyways, this is evident by her minor tweaks and results (such as they increased the cooldown of her 3 by 1s and her winrate just pummeled). her old ult was really unique, but the version of that ult before the first rework was a lot more balanced.","Not old nox,Release nox, She was balanced, But after the changes she was Too op/Up." +Ne Zha Vs Neith: Music Video!,That sexy thumbnail. +Supreme X Vans Checkerboard Authentics,Inb4 Jerry Lorenzo starts wearing these +"Broken foot and lost the mag raffle, so made my own 1 of 1",good enough +Where I live(near the Border with Mexico) that is automatically added as part of the insurance policy(and you can't opt out of it either).,"Will this was in AZ, makes sense." +"I know I'm biased, but I think he could definitely be a top 4 D on the team. But leaving him off the team altogether is definitely a snub. Oh well lol...",He would be the 2nd best defenseman on the team IMO +"EOY sale, all plugins half price at checkout. Go get Harmor, you'll not regret it",And that is *exactly* the very first thing I did immediately after I got their email informing me of the sale. +"It's actually not quite that, since people have a higher chance of making babies on certain days, like Valentine's Day, Fridays, and January 10th.",Are those 'fuck-friendly' days? +"Which IPTV do you use personally? I really have zero clue how this works but my friend has one and he didn't explain it properly. If I buy the Mag 254, what's the next step?",You get instructions when you order. +"there is an album of this somewhere... and if i recall, this is the best pic","Yea, this was her best angle lol." +#biggametonight,There it is! +My mom died in March. She always voted Republican. Now she will automatically vote democRAT.,"Beware, or you might end up as part of the Channel 2 report on dead people voting." +"To be fair, I'm replying to the same embassy article every time. If it's worth posting again, it's worth responding to again.",My warning still stands. +working on new album! definitely gonna be some stuff along the lines of cherry blossoms!,"I love abandoned interlude the most, really gritty track which gives great Akira memories." +GOP Blocks Probes Into Trump-Russia Ties,"People of America have nothing to fear from Russia comrade, now go watch some American football and drink beer, yes?" +"Nah, the downfall of the largest empires happen become of economic collapse when they can no longer pay debt.","Well, none of the three things you or the other guy listed is going to happen any time soon, so I am not too worried." +Just flying about when suddenly I suffer a structure linkage failure,**Industrial Strength Decouplers** +"So, what is she saying?",Agreed I guess +"Hey everyone, I made an Imgur Album with some of my favorite places built by me. I want to inspire some of you guys, so take a look!",Is there any way i can explore these places? +"If you can program, I see no reason you need a degree to get the job.",Exactly my thoughts. +"Guess what I got in the mail today, kindly from Asus Support team...",plot twist: the ASUS support team are actually console peasants +Coolest build for the galaxy,"that's not even a PC, actually, i don't even know what the hell that thing is..." +"To be fair mi amigo some console mods don't require soldering at all. PS3 jailbreaking, for example, only requires you to put files on a flash drive.",ACKCHYUALLY you have to downgrade the firmware on the PS3 first. +I have plenty you can have...,Are you kitten that happens to be a surgeon or a surgeon exclusive to young cats? +Seeing as it is finals week.... Seeing this guy made me really happy.,The Exam will last five minutes +Since when is pretending to be a white knight a strategy to get laid? I thought everyone pretends to be a bad boy to get girls,r/niceguys +Does Metroid: Other M Still SUCK?-A great video dissecting the gameplay of Metroid: Other M,"Also, we wouldn't have to move around the 3D environment with a D-pad, which Nintendo pioneered an entire new console's controller to avoid us having to do" +"My buddy said he saw a teenage girl kick down a Trump sign and run down the street last night. Not really a good thing from the perspective of going high when they go low, but hard not to laugh",She did the right thing. +"Introducing Gilgamesh Kart 64 *It's a me-- Gilgamesh!* Sorry to disappoint, but this doesn't involve Sumerian war carts racing around the map and throwing shells at each other. This is a mod-less game mode that involves 4 Gilgameshes fighting with (mostly) war carts in Civ 6-- hence Gilgamesh Kart 64. The point of this game is to make a multiplayer mode that's fast, intense, and conclusive compared to the 6 hour slogs that are almost *never* played to completion. The map settings will create a world that's flat and open, but hospitable to growth and production. This helps with scouting and fighting. Barbara and tribal villages are disabled to reduce randomness and distractions. Domination victory only. Simultaneous Turns is recommended for speed, since someone will almost always be at war making the game twice as long if using Dynamic Turns. One additional restriction that would be nice to have but cannot be implemented without a mod-- limit cities per civ to 3. Settings: * Start Era: Ancient Era * Game Speed: Online * Map: Pangea * Map Size: Tiny * World Age: Old * Temperature: Hot * Rainfall: Arid * Sea Level: Low * Resources: Abundant * Start Position: Legendary * Enabled Victories: Domination Only * Barbarians: Disabled * Tribal Villages: Disabled Taking suggestions on how to make this better.","You shall not play with fire, as it will burn you hard -civ6 player" +A watch with two hands has a ticking chance,it has 3 hands tho +I feel like if the NFL has X amount of games every single year in London that they should mandate passports to every single NFL player in the league. It doesn't make sense not to?,"I read somewhere that McAdoo didn't have one, forgot to get one, and had to get it done in a rush so he could travel." +"Saturna, BC, Canada. Yearly Lamb BBQ",Sign me up! +"On console you can't see it until it's too late, is hilarious",So many good attack plane runs have ended in fiery death there. +"This makes sense (at least as much as fluid dynamics ever does to me). So under a imagine the sheep is a frictionless sphere version of physics, 3 and 4 overflow together; but under realistic conditions there are variables that cause 3 to overflow before 4 (or cause 4 to not overflow at all). I imagine the creators of the question weren't looking for that level of detail, though.","Yes and I'd imagine so, it looks a bit thrown together" +I'm not sure that control of mass media would be enough to keep people unaware of a 400 million people holocaust.,"Depends on what the total population is, if they don't shoot people on the spot but arrest them and just let them starve in camps in bumfuck nowhere it's not that hard to cover up." +"I'm no artist, but I decided to give it a try",Good job! +lol upvoted for perfect reference,This time the Simpsons really did do it +"Critics? It's time to get real, any realistic appraisal of Clinton vs. Trump comes up in Trump's favor. Maybe there was another candidate who could have done better against him but that's irrelevant now. Clinton failed, as she always fails, to answer questions about her conduct as Secretary of State. What these critics were expecting was the typical easy leading questions Hillary has gotten for the whole campaign coupled with a bunch of why are you a Nazi? questions for Trump.",We clearly watched two different shows +Greek neo-Nazi party Golden Dawn endorses Trump,My country is back in the news... Wonderful... What great coverage... +"I'm pretty sure the point was to be a light-hearted kids movie used to convey and explain a sense of morality to children using cutesy animals rather than people. But yeah, you can also say its objective was to arouse furries and give grown men boners. I'm pretty sure it was the former though, but I can't be certain.",I thought it was trying to convey to kids the message of racism and prejudice. +Which game has this much maintenance? EVE was 10-15 minutes every day at a very non-disruptive time (I think it was 10:00 UTC) and it's a MMO. SFV has a pitiful structure and it's at a very bad time for Europeans. It's really hard to defend the time and duration.,Who are you to say what's the proper time for server maintenance? +"best buy is doing the same thing, they say they will mail you a code to use on the oculus home store.",But is Microsoft's store doing that? +He didn't buy an island....,Look down. +Knowing that Google's world-class software engineers are on the issue puts me at ease.,Let's hope it's not the world class hangouts team +"Unless you are bullshiting us, then you really have great parents :-D. I cant wait till my son is older (now 5) so that we can play DayZ together.",Hey it might be out by the time he is 15! +"basically what is going to happen is that, if trump does indeed take the white house, he will band together with any other world dictators and despots and international money makers resulting in the death and destruction of lives, organizations and nations... not to mention the environment... all will be for their profit at the expense of the world's people. we don't matter. we are here to be used. that is all.",Sounds like a vague and unrealistic fantasy to me +Gingrich: Where Are Sanders Supporters? Their Candidate Got Mugged By Clinton Machine,right here +"They do, but they're still related to Indra.","in that same context they are equally related to ashura, so why just mention indra ?" +Article is nonsense and not supported by any actual polling data.,I should have included the +"Town halls with pre-screened questions are pretty much standard for the big televised events. They aren't really big town halls anymore, just another chance for the candidate to push his or her platform.",True it is only bad when the Democratic do it. +"A local donut chain sold political donuts, then released their popularity results with this graph",This a good non-distorted graph +Well... fuck!,Tumblr needs this +"(19F) Curious, rate me 1-10",7.5-8.0 +"You're right, I'm A positive person.","O, positive you must be - yoda" +The fact that they've been dating only 6 months is beside the point.,People like this are why we have a 50% divorce rate. +Prase the emissary,His Pagh is strong! +#JustFuzeThings,"I once killed the hostage on Oregon in a similar where a charge straight up bounced out the window near the dorms, we were so conFuzed with the team there" +"In regards to the arson of the black church, remember: Democrats pay mentally ill people to do shit",I fully expect a bombshell at some point where it shows that the Clintons were involved in the Pulse nightclub shooting or some other major shooting to shore up support for their gun control messaging. +"People on here tell others to kill themselves just because they reposted something. Everyone in this story is overreacting. Her initial speech in class, the student who filmed it and shared it online, the people sending her harassing messages, and her again for her reaction to those messages.",Terrorism is politically motivated acts to cause fear and panic +We have a gorilla scientist with a lightning gun and you're concerned about shotguns being realistic...?,"Well, what should the static spread be on the lightning gun?" +"TIL scientists found that men wearing white t-shirts with a large black letter T printed on the front were 12% more attractive to women. The t-shirt creates the illusion of broadened shoulders and a slim waist, a male body shape women typically find attractive.",Where can I buy one of these magic sex t-shirts? +What is this under the hashtag category?,Looks like your Weather app migration failed or half failed. +"Most of them are 15 years old, cut them some slack. They care more about memes than actually winning the championship lol",I'm not a salty thunder fan I'm just a thunder fan who tries to joke back but get down voted for not putting +too bad this subreddit is over run with men who try to invalidate every womans opinions now. im not a fan of hilary but ever since she started running ive heard several guys mention that a womans not fit for president bc emotions. its so annoying and just another example of guys who think theyre better than women,"It doesnt invalidate a woman's opinion, but there are times emotions should not be used to make decisions" +"Fuck, I would pay SO much for a clip of that.",Oh to be a fly on the wall +Because you touch yourself at night,Dammit! +She got less Latino vote and less black vote actually.,I think Trump did better with Hispanics than Romney did lol +MW2's Rust with Intervention and Zombies,Looks great but sounds generic +absolutely haram,All new MacBooks now come bundled with Sharia Law confirmed. diff --git a/chunk99.csv b/chunk99.csv new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..ffdb2b64df4d81e187c3b462dce94d0b6410a0a3 --- /dev/null +++ b/chunk99.csv @@ -0,0 +1,1667 @@ +Input,Output +"To be fair, bikini top and shorts would probably suit her really well.",Don't make me imagine things. +"Yeah, that was pretty strong, just like having current e passive on q so there was no trade off for maxing it and his damage in lane was busted, aoe shield on lantern so he could completely negate stuff like Ezreal's ult and most broken shit, casting spells during e animation so hook was instant after knockup without any counterplay. It's hilarious how much Riot had to remove to make some champions balanced.","Shall we talk about early season 4 Lucian, 550 range, higher damage, range and duration on his abilities including passive, and busted 100 AD BT itemization" +Someone get the attention of fineline1721 i got fucked i didnt buy with paypal how do i refund i bought with my bank card,Why are you reposting this? +Kehaosa,Adrajoke +You forgot one: When the enemy is taking the objective- They're taking the objective! We should probably stop that.,"I'm LOL, Thats my favorite" +Worst waterslide ever,weird there isnt much that makes me laught nowadays but I watched this two times and laughted every time. +Good news is I really can't see either winning a second term. Put a halfway decent opponent in 2020 and they win.,Kayne? +I'm doing a game design course and this semester we had to do a group project to make a Skyrim mod. A guy in my group had to install Steam specifically for this project,Make a mod....what meme uni is this? +Why is soccer so popular?,America didn't free them yet +Does this mean less Monstercat releases?,"Little to none, but you should support him regardless." +I'm aware that no one really gives a shit but could someone on the 'Crucible Development Team' please examine rumble spawns???,"Damn, that's a big data sample size you have there" +"Yes, it was a calm reasoned response which was to the point. Donald's direction in talking about the issues which affect our country while addressing the allegations is the correct posture to take.",He's playing the game. +Wanted by who? Who did the gladiators have sex with?,"Rich patricians mainly....if you could pay, you could play" +Are all West Ham fans going to be banned? Sounds like an economic disaster,Least it means season tickets till be available next year. +"But, but, then we can't name it Sabine's Upsilon Shuttle and give it an illicit and 3 extra crew slots!",...and a bomb. +i've never watched the golden girls so i'll assume that that's when cthulu awakens,yes +Frustrated Latino Republicans To Call For RNC's Reince Priebus To Resign,I would think being a Latino republican would tend to always leave one with a sense of frustration. +"I find the criteria of Purge boring. We already know which heroes it's typically useful to buy aghs on. The whole point of making such a list is looking at what it objectively adds to a hero and thus inspiring people to think maybe I can adjust my build in this way, what if I played this as a carry?, etc. It's interesting to think of which aghs upgrades are actually quite good, but never get bought because the player cannot farm it or has to prioritize certain items.","Also to add why the is it fun/unique argument makes a difference: 1) most players in dota aren't playing competitively, so when you talk about dota a lot of it comes down to how much fun people are having (except here on reddit) 2) It being fun is the other half of is it viable in terms of what Valve wants to create." +After Razer had repeatedly attacked the house robots and done god knows how much money's worth of damage to them? Unlikely.,That's no reason to stop attacking a robot that should be attacked. +"I think we're in a gap of wars. We already had the Vietnam vets, but a lot of the Iraq/Afghanistan vets are too young still to be that competitive. I bet in a couple cycles it'll be important again.","It might be, but after the swiftboating incident and Trump's comments about McCain, it seems like candidates can win by disparaging the military service of their political enemies." +Predict - A new mechanic which rewards reading your opponent and predicting his moves.,"This is better than the C'Thun mechanic :P or tbh any new mechanic value as made outside of card games prior to HS, you should work for valve!" +"This reminds me of an interaction I had with a customer. It's relevant to note that I'm a man. I was making small talk while ringing her up. I commented on how the toy grocery cart she was buying was similar to one I had when I was little. Her response was oh I wouldn't let my son play with one of those, I wouldn't want him to be gay. Ah yes, a toy cart shall determine thine sexuality, as fortold by prophecy.","ugh, barbies and their gay agenda" +And some kind of sound that made a dinging,You can not blame the driver if there is no laser barrier to shoot out the engine. +i figure with 3000+ aim skill soldier ult becomes redundant :P,Being able to shoot full auto without spread is useful +"Because OSU has far better wins, one less loss, and in the head to head they lost on the road at night in a fluke game? Is it really all that hard to see how they would get in instead of PSU?",Why is it a fluke game? +"This is kind of a dumb request, use any deck that works for you","Thanks, that's helpful" +Unsolicited prying into personal lives is the bigger issue with my family. I'd much rather they talk politics,When are you too going to get married so i can have some grandchildren? +Sky Blue Invaders + 1CC3 for dieci,"I just got to a friend's to watch a show but I'll take this trade when I get home if you that works for you, should be about an hour and 15 minutes or so." +Am *I* the only one that knows that impeach doesn't mean removal from office? Clinton was impeached.,But not convicted. +"there is a relation. solid snake was made using the genomes of big boss aka naked snake, thru a surrogate mother (wont spoil who she was). Big Boss motives changed throughout the years and towards the end of it (Metal Gear 1 and 2 took place wayyyyy after mgs3) Big Boss was not working for the greater good.",I'm talking about the very first two metal gears +*son,*half-blood queen +"Actually just go home, my cats are stupid.","Lets never hang out again, my cats are stupid." +"I think the assumption there is that he wouldn't have won either the electoral or popular vote, and still not accepted the loss. Which is a bit different than the current situation.","Well she cheated, and still Fucking lost" +shushe (dot) se,Doesn't work? +"Was on mobile, not enough pixels to tell",Hmm...I'm on mobile and I can tell just fine. +Scientists say you will donate all your winnings to the fund of early retirement for geeprimus Maybe the geeprimus Ferrari fund too. Depending on the lottery.,Don't forget the 50% sleaze_bag_alert tax on all lottery winnings +I find it mystifying these highly paid CEOS always feign ignorance. They have such power but seem so powerless when shit goes wrong. Weird!,"Don't worry though, if those criminal practices that they totally have no idea about go unnoticed and the company makes a big profit mr CEO will gladly take full responsibility for collecting his performance driven bonus" +"From what I can see, it's running CHKSDK on Windows, but I dunno whether or not Windows is Unix based lol","Windows isn't unix based, but that sub is about commenting on shitty hacking/computer science shit in popular media, it's a reference to it's a unix system, I know this in Jurassic Park." +Week 6 Game Thread: Carolina Panthers @ New Orleans Saints,Geez I hope we win! +Yet still had a gun,"Yep, criminally." +Viper Strike Growing Agony. Take a claw that does ~2APS with a T1 chaos damage roll. With some minor physical damage increases you should be able to have a 400+ dps claw. Get like 25+ attacks per second going. Each stack of poison is %increased attack damage. Not physical attack damage. Go nuts.,It's still shit because new content is poison immune. +"Except in the middle, where it overlaps, where you are focusing your dps with 8+ aps. So what if it is 87% on the sides - way faster than the totem could ever be. Base totem placement speed is .5s cut down to .25s from the faster placement built in - but it still has a summon animation for the spirit and the delay based on attack speed before the first swing. In that amount of time you will have used Lacerate at least 2-3 times doing 170-240% weapon damage YES EVEN WITH THE 87%. Not to mention if you need to reposition the totem(s). So yes - Lacerate is in fact better subjectively and objectively than Warchief",No it's not... Mby read the discription/explanation from GGG staff and stop making stupid assumptions.. If you hit at center you get to 87% effectiveness ffs... +"Yes,Frost bitten.....a ghost. Why reply to me then delete your reply? That's a statistic not even worth looking at. If it was 111 games with at least 10 shots,then you come talk to me.",thank you come again +Is J.J. Nelson still the number 2 WR? I read a tweet the other day that said Arians said that he was the number 2 and that Smokey would need to take it from him. But today on rotoworld it just says that hes a starter in 3 WR sets with Brown and Fitzy. Anyone know more?,Theres no way hes the #2 WR he has 0 projected points this week! +"You do know China is the largest English speaking nation in the world, right? They know their English.",engwish +"Instead of how you want them to appear, yeah.","But you could pin them onto the start menu, allowing you to out exactly what you wanted where you wanted it..." +Come on guys we can make it to 1st!,Nice try Bamco spy! +I remember one teacher gave out to me for five minutes straight on my first day of secondary because my pen rolled off my desk and I picked it up without asking for permission. He was a right old bag,Some people just can't handle the authority. +helicopter by proxy,#**420 FARM IN 6 MINUTES PROXY IS A TRADITION** +I was being a little sarcastic. Washington should be ranked 4th. I dont understand how A&M is ahead of them,Because the SEC is literally the best thing to ever happen to college football. +Crappy Design? What? The reason it's backed up is not the toll station. It's further down the motor way by the looks of it.,"So, where the 50 lanes merge down to 4?" +"A great stretch for that: stand up straight, normal stance. Cross your right foot over your left, toes of both feet aligned and pointed forward. Your feet should be pressed together. Lean your upper body to the right, pushing your left hip away to your left. You should feel the outside of your Glute get a good stretch. Repeat with other side.","I might be reading your description wrong but that sounds like the stretch I do to help when I had sciatica (low back, posterior hip/pelvis)" +Spoilers: her particle cannon is actually a laser light cannon.,"In soviet russia, Pork chop is perfect and hotdog have you" +"Who is your favorite Defenseman so far? I've been loving Faulk so far, just wanted to hear everyone's thoughts!",Hedman +See: McCarthyism,Then see: Jews In Space +"You get hit by a bus on the way to the courthouse. Also, it's a cookbook, you broke your glasses, and the real monster is man's inhumanity to man.",But there was time now. +yellow Skittles lol......if your team is getting blown out you should be forced to eat only Green Apple Skittles (gross),Green apple is the best. +How do they work Harder when all they do is press the port button on their mod and it will send to SSE,you forgot the +Babcock on winning: This is just a sign of what's going to happen here in Toronto - just so you know.,Already been posted m8 +"IIRC the Ottomans were the only power that continued to acknowledge the Poles as a sovereign people (refusing to acknowledge the Partition and maintaining a Polish Embassy in Istanbul, etc).",Which is kind of odd since Poland fought against Ottoman expansion in Vienna... +"That its possible to become close to someone and have *actual friends* online rather than the stereotypical Oh, so you like each other's stuff on facebook or 'tweeter' or whatever it is you kids do now. They can't seem to get it through their head that *friendship need not entail a physical presense.*",I like your name +I am Iron Man!,Interviewer: Has he lost his mind? +I'm sure you notice the many small imperfections that fill me with shame.,"Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no... if anything, your home makes me ashamed of my home." +Ooh... Sounds like another Pulitzer for me to polish.,"...and that's how I cured all disease, ended war, and reunited the entire cast of TV's *Facts of Life*, including longtime holdout... Tootie." +"IIRC Zorg is also the one responsible for Korben getting fired. In the scene where Zorg is introduced (or perhaps one of the first few scenes he appears), there is some ostensibly meaningless character setup dialogue where he says, in response to the request from his secretary to fire a bunch of people (~5k?), something like fire 10,000. From one of the smaller cab companies. Then a bit later in Korben's apartment we get the you ah fy-ahd! with the asian fast food vendor.",Yea and his notice of firing letter says right on it that it is from Zorg (the company). +12.31.2016 - Alumni Edition: St. Louis Blues vs Chicago Blackhawks @ Busch Stadium (1:30 p.m.) The Winter Classic Alumni Game will consist of three 20-minute periods with a running clock and two 12-minute intermissions.,This is so much fun +"The fight is over what specific groups should be Protected Classes... I don't know of anyone who wants to make political affiliation a protected class, so technically both parties support this.",It's a protected class in Washington DC already +U got that off Basicallyidowork's video,And? +"Don't worry kids, institutionalized sexism totally isn't a problem anymore. Sigh",Women just aren't funny. +"I assume this refers to the city proper and does not include the county, as usual.","Well, it is about the actual cities.. so probably" +"Top 10 Disney Villains Disney may have great heroes and protagonists, but it's the villains that define their stories. What are your top 10 Disney villains and why? Also just Disney, no Pixar. Here is mine: 10) Shere Khan - Here's a thing. I love tigers. They are my favourite animals. They have the most beautiful fur and can be really ferocious in battle. Shere Khan may be afraid of fire (Heck, aren't we all?) but that doesn't mean he isn't sinister. 9) Yzma - Not really much of a threatening villain but she is still pretty smart since she turned Kuzgo into a llama, then still tries to kill him. Plus, SHE'S REALLY FUNNY!!! 8) Davy Jones - The first time I saw him I had nightmares for days about him. He owns a freaking Kraken and the Flying Dutchman. He has really proven his worth as Jack Sparrow's archenemy. 7) Doctor Facilier - He has charisma, he has voodoo, he has friends on the other side! The movie may not be that good but he was definitely the highlight of the movie. 6) Ursula - She is sinister, unpredictable, backstabbing and evil. She also doesn't have a bad Disney song. 5) Hades - He is hilarious. He has fire for hair which makes him a literal hothead! He tried kill a child just so he could become king of Olympus and he tricked Hercules into giving his powers. 4) Jafar - He is dark, evil, unpredictable, power hungry and backstabbing. He tricked Aladdin into getting him the lamp, only to try and kill him after he did what he wanted. 3) Bill Cipher - He was hilarious, unpredictable, psycho and everything a villain is. He could also be threatening when he wanted to be. Plus, he is the Illuminati! 2) Scar - He has the best villain song, he is unpredictable, he is sinister, he is dark, he is evil, he is a murderer, he is a traitor, he is an extremely intelligent manipulator and he is really dangerous. I mean, he murdered his own brother, manipulated the hyenas, tried to kill his own nephew while tricking Simba into guilt, he took over the pride lands with his hyena empire and he was just so sinister! 1) Captain Hook - Yeah. Captain Hook is my first favourite because while he is not exactly the most threatening villain (And can be pretty much a crying-out-for-mom coward when chased by the crocodile and octopus) he is a lot more clever than people think. In other words, he is cunning. He tricked Tinker Bell into revealing the location of Peter Pan's hideout, and manipulating Jane into working with him, only to backstab them later after they helped him. Also, I love how when he says he always keeps his word, he believes in the letter of the word, not the sentence. For example, he would promise to not harm a single hair on Peter's head, and pull Peter's piece of hair, and say he won't harm the hair, and then attempt to kill Peter. Plus, who doesn't love a pirate? Who are yours and why?",In no particular order my top 10 villains are: Yzma Scar Captain Hook Cruella de Vil Chernabog Judge Frollo Ratigan Hades Queen of Hearts Randall Boggs +I really don't care what you think.,Triggered! +Is that a T-26 turret? Looks like the Soviets were pretty damn good at reusing everything.,"Yes, it does seem to have a very similar turret to later models of T-26." +"If you're buying a dwelling and willing to hold for years, it's true.",Detroit. +"Well, platoon of hornets????? heh.",Welcome to cobalt TR! +This HIGH ENERGY statement will surely bring the women on board!,"Well, I, for one, can never turn down a good two for one special." +I'm one of those people that finds cilantro disgusting. I thought it was just me but it's apparently a biological reaction. I feel bad cos this looks delicious and I'd love to make it myself but I won't enjoy it like everyone else :(,"I have a friend who swears that a small percentage of people think cilantro tastes like soap, which I can sort of see." +Dogs do not have brains because they cannot talk. Some chick on YouTube said this and as people tried to correct her. She just couldn't be told otherwise.,I'm pretty sure that video is staged. +"This is a dumb move for Aldo. It cements his loser status. If he walks away, he just gives up his opportunity for revenge and looks like he was defeated in his mind, just like he was at 194. He should wait for Conor like Nate is.",Anyone who looks back at Jose Aldo's legacy and thinks loser is an imbecile. +"I don't know, 20% seems pretty relevant. Especially with the other shotgun types being nerfed.",Just passing along the feedback received after they made the change in the PTS. +"I'd love to see Conor and Tony fight after this, the lead up and the fight itself would be incredible. In an ideal world, Conor beats Eddie, Khabib loses to MJ and Tony dusts RDA.",All of that and Conor still defends first against Nate Diaz. +Nordstrom sold rocks for $85 each and even the company wasn't sure why anyone would buy them,That's pretty funny +Shane Shares who he wants to leave,Shane trying his hardest to stay relevant (although admittedly the Ball Smashers thing at the end made me chuckle) +"IMMINENT VICTORY THREAD. #THIS IS NOT A DRILL. WE ARE ACTUALLY GOING TO WIN THIS. SJWs, SUCK OUR DICK.",# CLINTON SUPPORTERS TOLD TO DISPERSE BY THEIR OWN LEADERS # KEK <- this one # KEK # KEK +Not if you crowd-source your ingredients.,*hurk* +You're welcome. If you had to sum up the solution in one sentence what owuld it be.,Do not consent. +"LF2 for NF, no mic",Add darktheory2 +my guess is that they are fake. Boosts are significantly smaller than normal. Can post more pics if needed.,Mangos batch FAKE +Wait... really? I could have sworn it had GDDR5X....,That's just the 1080 +"welp, we never overcome these 10 yarders",never say never! +Open Thread: dumb questions and more,"Just so you know, an alleged Busquets twitter account sprung up yesterday, I'm 99% sure it's fake." +Propane is a clean burning fuel. It is much better than charcoal.,I'll tell you hwat +C'mon Pels let's get this!,Rooting for yall +Steve Kerr was asked about perspective on winning 73 and falling short in Finals. He gave long-winded answer before saying S--- happens.,I love this guy +"QUESTION: Should Hillary be elected, can the US military strike, refuse orders, or all accept a dishonorable discharge?",They won't all leave so it would be better if the patriots refused illegal orders and then made an issue of the fact the orders had been issued. +lol Laker fans still loud even with kobe not playing.,I think you mean Laker bandwagoners. +Gustav Forsling for Adam Clendening,Thanks! +As in?,Well Doc Mailloux said that he was not masculine enough.... dumb ass Mailloux +Redmond.,Makes sense +You can't report people from your party. You could when reports worked in game but now it's disabled.,I mean he gets reported in regular pubs by random fans then does the sub games. +City map,Very creative I love it! +"She is an Eagles fan, she also doesn't exist.",You just haven't met her yet +Does Islam have sexiest values?,"Yes they have the sexiest values, it turns me on," +30/6/15/2 for Harden on 56/42/88. Wow.,Not even 50/40/90 what a scrub +I believe the wiki has a list of verified players of you want to check that out.,Where is that? +Squirrel Playing,Should we tell OP it's a chipmunk? +"Of course it's not, but you can easily tier it like that and be 90% right.","The point of a tier list isn't to be 90% right, it's to help out people who want to know whether or not they should be excited about their pull, where the unit shines, and who it may or may not replace." +Health potions weren't you able to drink two healt potions at once at one point? My health potions are basically useless because most monsters do almost as much damage as I am healing with a single potion anyway.,"Yes, but when they removed that feature they buffed how much a single potion does so it balances out." +I stress all the time that the problem is not responsible gun owners who keep their guns locked away but I also love to talk about using my gun on people I disagree with politically.,"No, no, see, it's only irresponsible when minorities do it." +NEW WIKILEAKS NUKE!!!!!!!!!!! - WOLF BLITZER INTERVIEWS TRUMP AND QUESTIONS WERE GIVEN TO WOLF AND CNN BY DNC!!!!! HERE WE GO!,#FireWolf +haha maybe a little too vividly...,I hope no one noticed. +Is there summons?,yes +Having a projected 50 point lead in electoral college votes is massive. Nearly impossible to overcome.,Can't stump the Trump +"Here, take this. I haven't finished my chips.",The English contribution to world cuisine ... The chip +What's an 6.85?,Earthquake in NZ. +Why Do Men Treat Megyn Kelly Like A Malfunctioning Westworld Host?,"She's an intelligent woman, but I have no respect for her because I know deep down she knows she sold out and is schilling a bunch of propaganda for FOX." +And I'd probably still use it,Same. +What are your biggest driving pet peeves?,I've only noticed these since I moved to RI a year ago: people who slow down to a complete stop to take a right hand turn...and people who block traffic in the oncoming lane to take a left or right turn. +I'd return the favor on a Hillary campaign sign if I could actually find one.,"I've seen a bunch, I've seen more Hilary then Trump signs." +"Guess what I got in the mail today, kindly from Asus Support team...","Eh, buffer it out." +Awesome long distance kill,Just like it was described in my WWI history book +fay?,"I'm pretty sure you know what i mean, the point is I should always check twice on my phone before pressing save since it doesn't seem to know how to spell gay." +"In the future headlines will read get used to being jobless. But it won't even matter because work will become obsolete, due to automation.",We can get used to perpetual unemployment in 20 years. +I've heard some of the denser Republicans literally blame Obama for 9/11,I am glad I haven't I would blow my top and start streaming about how stupid are they that he could cause something 7 years before he was elected +Yeah Eli is looking good this year and Odell is a beast so I think they have a good shot,They did lose to the Redskins though I don't see how they did that +"Non-K CPUs come with a cooler, actually.","Yeah, but it's still worth upgrading IMO." +haha just start in very back and hope they throw a tank,even better if its a spawner deck XD +"Technically Stevie Wonder *CAN* play Atari games. But realistically, he probably loses about as much as I used to",He probably could play bit trip runner +TIL German soldiers can disobey orders if they consider them to be inhumane,I wonder what triggered this +Razer made a joke on Twitter and people got offended leading to them taking it down. Here it is,So much for being a post genital society. +"Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 - Choptop's Introduction - I love this movie. Not for its horror, but its humor. Intentional or not.",Jesus Christ. +Vince Staples and Bill Simmons discussing Tom Brady,Vince once again just telling the truth +More like typical Moore reactionary response. This dude is the biggest 2 faced liar on the planet. He keeps whining about the poor displaced workers while he sits on a throne of like 50 million dollars. He's like an incredibly pussified fat ass version of the Heath Ledger Joker.,"Good to know, thanks for that description.." +Star Wars actress Craig Sager dead at 60,Fuck 2016 so hard fam +Serious question. Why not shoot them?,"Probably, It's in the city limits and unless they are busy attacking you, dealing with discharging a gun would be a giant pain in the ass legally and there is no good direction to shoot a gun in a city." +"I'm sitting here thinking about our second show this season and how it has placed me next to the cutest horn player As they say, 'O fuck.' [Dante exeunt.]",You got this! +Happy birthday to Jason White!,Jason looks like a thinner Rich Fulcher. +"Saw his video as well but I'm still waiting, just bought Just cause 3 on the steam sale and I have to say I kind of love it.",How's the gameplay? +Nah. I just responded saying you all needed to shit up and you got all mad.,I didn't get even remotely angry. +"I changed my DNS so I'm using one from OpenDNS and one from Google, and haven't had issues for a few days.","So when you set up OpenDNS and it gives you two IP addresses to put in, the second one is just a fallback (and you can therefore mix-and-match in a second DNS service as your fallback if you want)?" +2016 World Series Game 7 MLB Mega Thread,Consolation for whoever loses ... There's always next century. +"Whoa. The 9 receptions for Doug Baldwin Jr were a career high, and the most by a Seahawks WR since Russell Wilson entered the NFL.",Doug's certainly earning his pay. +nah SnR is garbage they probably just accidentaly removed it.,They are fixing a detrimental bug from what I've been hearing +"T is for terrific R is for rad A because he's awesome C cuz he's my dad. Y is for Yakuza tha Japanese mob. When he shot a movie there, from them he did rob.","remember if anything happens to me, you and your brother are going to go to jail" +"You can have good tacos with store bought tortillas, but you can't have great tacos without fresh tortillas.","The taco we need right now, but not the one we deserve?" +"Rebekah was the head of a youth training and employment program which ran up until 2014 (?). She knows very well the challenges faced by young people in finding work. A month without money will force desperate young people to do desperate shit. If you've got a young person with low literacy/numeracy, little family support, there's few/no jobs anyway, can't afford rent and they're hungry - what the fuck do people expect is going to happen?",Vanish and cease to be a problem would be my guess. +Can someone explain wtf is going on in this pic? I keep seeing it... who are these people what is the girl laying in?,Lady GaGa with the artist.. think this is from 10'... +"I know that it's what everyone says, but making Minecraft look slightly better isn't very impressive and I wouldn't use it to demonstrate PCs flexing their muscles. Sorry to shoot you down. Try Skyrim with a nice ENB or GTA V with the recent redux mod.",can't afford +"I wish I could've just killed all the gangs, free the slaves, and make Nuka World a trading town like Bunker Hill.",You can do something along those lines. +"Not sure if just old stock, or indicative of WMATA plans...",Make Metro Silver-less again? +If the one you learned helps the recipient of the call distinguish Ms and Ns (etc) then you learned the right one. I keep trying to memorize NATO but I have brain damage so 90% I just say whatever name pops into my head for the respective letter and it doesn't ever seem to confuse anyone.,P as in Pterodactyl +What companies' action has pissed off their fan-base so much that they have been forced to backtrack?,"Jagex, definitely Jagex... Made a new combat system, then literally had to reinstate the old version alongside the new version to bring their players back." +nah,prove it +Wednesday Night Thread brought to you by: Missing Laundry Machines,Aw fuck we're not even finishing this one yet. +"Senior year she went super pothead trying to self medicate depression and anxiety issues. Later turned to abusing Xanax and had a pretty good spell with meth. Currently she's married to a heroin addict she met in rehab. Last I saw them they had stayed off the hard stuff, but we're dealing pot because neither one of them would work cause His boss was a dick and I'm wanting to go to school to be a music therapist.",You could have saved her from that. +Youtube doesn't support 4k via app,YouTube doesn't support full HD as well +At that point I think every one would just say screw it. SUGAR TEAM!!!!,"I know I would haha, I just don't know if any F2P sugar teams (aside from sugar being RR ofc) that don't involve a young whitebeard (who in and of himself isn't very F2P friendly)." +They're are. Practically everything I've gotten a downvote on is Trump related. And the two other alternative versions I made of this in the comment section for some reason.,Yeesh. +I hate it when people say atheists just lack faith,The same people 5 seconds later will tell you they don't have enough faith to be an atheist +"If you're the type to vote Johnson & Weld then you probably have some level of respect for their positions which you'd think would mean his opinion holds weight with these people you think may vote Trump to spite him. I think this is way more likely to push (soft)Johnson voters in swing states to Clinton, not immediately but on election day when you go to vote and consider whether you want to throw your vote away in a swing state, and decide no knowing your first choice's vp's choice may make it your choice.","I definetly feel both things will happen, it's the proportionality that is important." +Why do East Asian girls seem to not appeal to western people?,"This is a joint question, right?" +Anime What are some good anime out there?,Where is bot-chan when you need her? +Bundys And Oregon Standoff Leaders Acquitted In Trial Over Refuge Takeover,"Hmmm, I wonder what the rationale of the jury was in acquitting them..." +Cleveland blew a 3-1 lead to a cursed team has hasn't won it in over a century.,The greatest team ever lost to the greatest joke of a city in the hemisphere +A,T +What your trench should look like,"What, dirty?" +At least weapons rogue is completely finished.,"Stick a fork in it, it's done!" +I am Froot,this made my day LOL +I thought this was r/golf,Savage +I hope this will inspire any of you doubting yourself to believe in Bob and yourself. My 1st painting from almost a year ago and my last.,Too bad it's your last... you were starting to get the hang of it. +"He's not scared of normal things like fireworks or thunder, he doesn't even flinch. But plastic bags? Literally satan.","My dog's afraid of plastic grocery bags, but any other plastic bag must have food in it." +"What does a $250,000.00 home look like in your city?",A condo. +"Look for what will be comfortable for you within your budget. You can check online at a few places for discount or factory direct bikes. However, this will require you to put it together or take it to a shop to have it put together.",any places to start looking? +"Ugh, why couldn't you just be pretty and quiet?",hes too ugly on the inside +"Recommend me a Drop Down adapter Looking to add a drop down to a rig, but I am having trouble finding a drop down whose joint sits lower than the joint going into the piece if that makes sense. I want my bowl/nail to sit lower than the joint on the piece allows. Thanks guys",eBay has them surprisingly. +"Yea it could be some random pedophile who just happened to be in DC and was browsing the local news paper, saw the spirals indicating a pizza pedophile ring was in the area and decided to drive there to check out the prices. Because that is definitely something that happens and is not just a mass delusion by some people online.",You're just jumping to conclusions based on evidence that isn't there yet. +"I'm so bloody sick of widespread misandry just being socially accepted. If a guy is assaulted he is just supposed to be ok with it. If a guy is the victim of domestic abuse by his partner, nobody bats an eye. feminism in itself is so bloody sexist and so far from equality. Far out, i've seen massive protest events set up in public spaces in sydney with huge signs that say A man beating a woman is WRONG and not a single mention of the other way around or of just violence in general being wrong. Meninist is a facebook group which tries to bring light and public eye to misandry is labelled by feminist groups as a satirical anti-feminist page when its not that at all. If you see pointing out misandry as anti feminist there's something INCREDIBLY wrong with the feminist movement at the moment.",Misandry ain't not a thing +"I think the condition is contagious, I saw a guy the other day wearing women's clothing. You might want to stay away from her before you catch it too.",Maybe she could spend more time without clothing to reduce the risk of transmitting the condition? +"Why is everyone posting baseball shit in this sub? They don't allow sports reports, or strictly US news.",world series... that means every country in the world is interested in this! +"TIL a crow succeeded in a cognitive test that stumped most 4-5 year old children, indicating their intelligence may even outshine that of apes",r/animalsbeinggeniuses +LARRY DAVID IS AT THE GAME TONIGHT!,We did it Reddit! +HRC Reacting to Cubs Win!,So cold and robotic +Both Chase Freedom and Freedom Unlimited give 150 back on 500 spend,Look at this fat cat who can still get Chase cards. +"Hey everyone, I am looking to buy a used manual car for under 4k for my first car. Does anyone have any suggestions for what would be a good car?",How about a Lamborarri F2000 SuperTurbocharged V24? +What for lunch??!!,Nasi Kerabu @ Dang Wangi LRT RM2.50 - bought in the morning for my lunch. +"Favourite BF1 Map? Have not seen much discussion around the maps in this game. I think they are all pretty solid. Theres one clear winner for me thou. Reppin' the St Quentin scar. I love this map. Its just epic. The maps that dont do it for me are The forrest map, and the beta map. Maybe my opinion will change on the dessert map but i probably just dont like it cause beta.",Suez +Whose style is closest to Barcelona's?,Obviously the Galaxy or NYCFC they have the only two ex-barcelona guys in the league atm. +"Florence is chock full of this kinda stuff too, it's amazing! Gosh Italy is just so full of history, you can't help but run into it everywhere you go. I wanna go back so bad.","Florence was cool, got there early enough before the Queue really started forming for the Duomo and was one of the first fifty some people in which was really cool." +Anyone else get the Lucid camo? Zombies Dark Matter,OP is using internet explorer again. +I know its the piracy sub but buying an used one from amazon for $15 is better.,i only need one chapter from it :'( +Your makeup is just eye popping :O well done.,One could say INSANE +I tried summing up the sub today,My machine was free... (from the curb) +My 9-year-old son cannot understand why we can't eat lunch here. :|,Just give him some carpet to munch on and see how he feels. +"How can I repair an Operating System that is installed on an SSD (Laptop) by putting the SSD in my computer and repairing it from there? Okay, I can't access the BIOS of this laptop to change the boot priority to the windows CD so that I can repair/recover the OS as the BIOS supervisor password that I do not know. One thing that came to mind is that I can put the SSD from the laptop into my desktop PC and then repair it from there as I have access to the BIOS on my computer. What procedures do I need to go through to make sure that I don't screw anything up on my computer? This is probably the only way I can recover the OS from the laptop as I cannot access the laptop's BIOS.",why do you not have access to your own bios? +"Al Montoya on playing a lot of road games: When I was in FLA there weren't many fans at home, so it was nice to go on the road...",Seems like what former players on the Marlins said too... +"I'll buy a ticket to a WS game if the Cubs are playing in Fenway, big time.",If this shit happens us Cubs fans in Mass need to meet up. +"Which is a shame. Pete Rose belongs in the Hall. He's not a perfect human being, but who is?",You must be younger. +I'm starting to think I'd actually prefer Porygon to be in the 10k eggs. The 5k pool is so massive I feel like I'll never find one.,"First thing i hatched, also only hatched one." +That's a dunk. Hitting the rim is a slam dunk,I see! +member LOE? oh yeees I member LOE... member Reno Jackson? oooooohhhh,You okay bro? +He's a beauty.. no house was burned down in the catching of this Hunzzzman.,Can we get a trigger warning on these posts please. +"Have you ever been online and seen a blog post, article, or video talking about how amazing and special and unambiguously better extroverts are? I haven't seen any. Yet I've seen at least six or seven of those about introverts.",Because bloggers tend to be introverts because you don't need to go outside for that job. +Actually this is the paper plate doll,isn't that what his picture is? +"What song would be on your Ultimate Feels Playlist I'm talking about songs that hit you right in the feelings, I'll start with... Radiohead - How To Disappear completely Saw this song live about 4 years ago and still recovering",Son Lux- Alternate World +What were you taught in school that you later learned was completely untrue?,"Drugs are bad, mm'kay?" +"Additionally, use J to go back 10 seconds, K to pause, and L to skip forward 10 seconds.",Use 'e' for Enhance :P +"If you think about it it was the first game of the series so it will only get more polished, just think of cod 1 vs 4. The dev team is amazing though they'll do great things I'm sure.",Lol +Not equivalent situations and you know it.,"It also isn't equivalent to compare immigration from the late 1800's to today and you know it, yet you did it anyway." +"Hey mate. I'm still in Singapore, which doesn't really have a bullying culture, so I'm working hard trying to introduce one.",State is a bully there! +"hell no, that's interesting as shit! I *love* conjunctions! also, it serves a similar grammatical purpose as at, which makes it a cool coincidence! although not too surprising, since often function words are the shortest in most languages, and there are only so many combinations of two-letter words in the two languages, so it's not totally surprising that they're so close in function and surface form.",What's your favourite conjunction? +"I feel that players won't want deathly slow robots, and FJ should come to realize that if they go with a new model. I think this is healthy, though. Having bots that can all compete against eachother is a good thing.","So now no matter how i build my bot, if i want my bot to be bigger suddenly im defined as a class and my guns will fire like shit... and newbies will join my matches... great." +"I like it, sadly just played a few matchs and not so much fliers to test, also didn't face drones.",I wonder why +Night ops dino,Hell yea +Technically its the father who violated the nondisclosure terms by telling his daughter.,You are allowed to tell immediate family. +"Or if you have CoD (and why wouldn't you? This is like her 3rd or 4th banner really), you can put it on her. She has innate light resist and can increase the resists of your whole team.",This is her second banner. +The space dragon ran out of space. Shame.,Not enough storage space for D anymore +Those are not updated benchmarks.,You can still pick and choose games to favor either card +Modi government stings 500 bank branches; bad days ahead for corrupt bankers: Report,"Say what you want, he is sincere in his efforts" +FWD: I love this guy!!,or Denmark +"What's the easiest water mount to get? So I'm in dire need of a mount that walks on water, which one do you guys think is the easiest to get?",Im enjoying the fishing artifact for all my aquatic travels. +H2K's manager on reaching the team's goal of NY and the added benefit of showing them 'real pizza',"Real Pizza in US over Italy, nice joke :)" +Eddie was absolute shit the last Fight Companion. He is a walking derp.,"yeah i kinder think he should drink them, his craziness is fun in small doses but when keeps derailing it for some bull shit conspiracy its fucken painful" +but those shots were completely missing you......,What do you think they mean when they say tracer +Sold out isn't crappy design...,"No, making the Sold Out sign indistinguishable from the Add to Cart button at a glance is." +"It does. If you circle your finger in your ass, you'll shit everywhere. It's a process called Digital Stimulation. You don't see it in pornos as they flush everything first.","You're bullshitting me, right?" +"but you have to admit, considering all presidents that is the way to ding this particular president-elect where it hurts the most.",Good point. +My favorite is stop whispering,"So what we are saying is that it's not a great album, except the bits which are?" +Tough coverage: It's not one thing hurting the NFL's ratings - it's everything,"It's the officiating, mostly, I bet" +You have a bayonet for this situation? It must have more purposes than that.,It comes in handy for seizing the means if production +"Every time i see Blount rumbling fir a TD ir Bennet causing havoc im reminded of what an ocean going, copper bottomed c**t Schiano was.","To be fair, we got an Olympic sprinter in exchange for Blount...." +European club sides not releasing their American players. World Rugby decided to not include the first week of November as part of the 'November test window'.,"To be fair to world rugby, the US knee when the test window was and decided to schedule a match outside it." +Not being able to talk to the enemy team already kinda makes any online game feel less like an online game. I dunno why every dev now wants to make their games like Club Penguin(I'm being rhetoric. I know its to avoid toxicity but geez just add a report button and suitable punishments. I barely run into toxicity in Dota2 and chatting with the enemy can be fun too.),Gg ez +How long have you had it?,A few months +Stiehm: Hillary lost her chance to break American history,She seized the chance to break Libyan history though. +Hi guys! We are developing a machine learning platform that helps data scientists efficiently manage and monitor experiments and we are looking for people to help us evaluate it! It helped us win numerous Kaggle competitions. Maybe it will help you as well! All we ask for in return is for FEEDBACK!,"How does this compare to, say, DataRobot?" +Guy was probably very tired and trying to stay awake with caffeine. Not sure what they could charge him with but clearly DUI doesn't make sense. That's funny though because caffeine can actually make someone who is tired drive *safer*.,Tiredness counts as DUI in many jurisdictions. +post removed: calling out a subreddit by name we are not allowed to call out subreddits by name,I thought that rule only applied to r/redacted? +If it helps your hangover in the morning it counts darling ;),Alright I'll take it then. +What fictional character would be the worst sex ed teacher?,Rafi from the League +Intresting,Now we just need better headtracking to get rid of the drift. +"Judge Napolitano: Election Fraud in Detroit Looks 'Organized, and Government Involved'",Looks like Trump was spot on. +"Don't be so sure, you should have seen the wailing and gnashing of teeth over at The_Fuckwits when he started backpedalling on the wall and Obamacare.",Except they won't need to burn anything down because the Democrat voters will have done it already. +"The government ran an election telling people there was a recovery going. So you can't blame people for saying Right then, if there's a recovery, then let's talk about pay rises!","Chat fiscal space, get banged." +if skrillex ran me over with a truck i would say thank you,if you weren't dead +THANK YOU to our more than ONE MILLION Civilization VI players. Your support means everything to us. Stay civilized!,I see no Ed Beach. +What is the subtitle to your biography?,`SYSTEM ERROR 5` Are you fucking kiding me? +Ideally pulling out of NATO would force the EU to pay for problems right next to them rather than letting the US take care of all their problems.,"The main goal of NATO is deterrence, if Russia stops becoming afraid of the consequences it will try to expand and eventually the problems of the EU would become the problems of the US." +I always wondered where they harvested the smoke that goes in electronics.,"China, everything's china" +I think he has a wife to do that for him.,Poor woman +210 Keys!! Offers!,A Rubber Duckie 1 key +"Exactly, so on what basis does the OP jump to conclusions without confirmation? It's a microcosm of what's wrong with our political environment illustrating why actual data doesn't seem to matter anymore.",Agree. +If we were bright we wouldn't have elected either of them. But the people have at least shown that they are sick of the bullshit. Hopefully this brings about a new type of politician.,Hopefully the US (and many other countries to a certain extent including my own) will just stop this oligarchy bullshit +"Thank you! I play global, are there any god tier cards in global besides these?","Those are only on JP, only god tier is gogeta in global" +"ELI5, alguien sabe como reclamar esto?",1 +"Roadhog XL, x-devil mk2 Crates, offers.",Also have Chakram wheels. +Bear Durid is for Kill,"I hope theres a way to change back to the forms we have now, this form looks terrible." +"you can google anything and find stuff like that on anyone not every claim will be true so that's why us people who aren't autistic we link to posts to show proof so if you google stuff, you can learn everything about everyone and there could be as many lies as truths, but if you LINK a website to someone it's ok? ROFLMAO",Yes that's why you have to inspect your evidence before making a claim +"We get the materials to create the warp drive, build a wrap capable ship, hit warp 1, attracting contact from the Vulcans, leading to the creation of the United Federation of Planets. I feel like I've already seen this timeline somewhere.","We're not locked down to that timeline's time frame (aka we can build a warp-capable ship before 2063) unless we had Eugenics Wars in the 90s and they either went by another name or were covered up to the level moon-hoaxers think the moon landing being a hoax was covered up (I wouldn't know because had they happened when they were supposed to, they would have been over by the time I was two so I wouldn't remember them if they were even allowed to be remembered)" +"Shouldn't we do both at the same time, to improve survival chances of our civilization?","Yeah, a lot of people on this thread seem to not understand that humanity doesn't have a tech tree ;)" +Free Nivea Cocoa Butter In-Shower Body Lotion (0.31 fl oz sample),Got this sample last time and can confirm that it works! +The FBI agents who stood up for rule of law make me proud to be an American,this totally isn't a PR campaign +First timers in Montreal - need help with itinerary!,"So when you say help with your itinerary, what you mean is you want us to research and make it for you." +"Literally called my friend 5 minutes ago to talk about a holiday we were planning, he kept pausing, and sounded out of breath... He was at his girlfriends house..",Only logical thing to do was to keep him on the phone longer +Or both.,no +New gender discovery,"So the genders are man, woman, man with an erection, and gimp?" +"Why unreal 4? Am I the only one who thinks this game should use U3 instead? The unreal 4 is so intensive... and this game doesn't even use its full graphics potential... even worse, it runs worse than Paragon. I think that the old engine would make more people stay at the game. Playing killer takes away about 10 fps, btw",Why not Mario 64 engine +Mall of America takes bold stand by closing on Thanksgiving this year For the first Time,Of course this also means they won't have to pay time and a half holiday pay as well. +She complains that we are never going to be able to afford our own home,You need a budget - and here's the best possible help for you: r/ynab +"DIY Hangboard Hey everyone, funds are currently low so I'm looking to make my very own diy wooden hang board. Was just wondering if anyone has had experience with making their own, and if so/not, does anyone have recommendations on where I can rent/use power tools for cutting the wood? (Based in LA if that might help) Thanks!","I bought a single campus rung from a local dude who runs awesome woodies, 20 bucks and it's a little bit positive so it's great for pull-ups too" +"If i remember correctly he was billed as one of the hottest free agents before his debut, he also had a lot of money so basically an all star athlete",He was also dubbed the highest paid athlete on Smackdown +What is a really good book to read that is over 50 years old?,"Dracula by Bram Stoker The Count of Monte Christo by Alexandre Dumas 1984 by George Orwell War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy Cat's Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut Dune by Frank Herbert Foundation by Isaac Asimov A Study in Scarlet by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, and all the other Sherlock Holmes stories." +Si fue necesario para que hoy no seamos venezuela o cuba genial.,que buen razonamiento +American football mascots vs. kids. Someone uploaded this on Imgur and it's fucking amazing.,"When the dude taunts the kid with the Karate Kid crane kick, that was great." +I started saving shitloads of money by doing my own Auto maintenance. AMA.,Do you plan to turn this into a job someday? +"Uhhhh, really?",so i shouldn't watch it lol? +Finally in from Zavvi... Star Trek Movie Series steelbooks...,They fit so nice next to the other steelbooks +"Move there, get acknowledged as a country. Set up servers. Host illegal stuff. Buy food and electricity from neighbors.",Attack the attention of a cruise missile? +"Very interested in that belt, what could it be?",probably trash like the quest earrings and necklace +What have you learned in school but not in a class?,I like tequila. +"exacfuckingtly, my phone only has 8gb of internal memory, i use sd card for extra storage, now my phone works perfectly fine good performance and all. Why should i drop 500euro on a new phone, just to play hs? Fuck no.","Yep, my phone is almost 3 years old but everything still works fine so there is no good reason to get a new one." +Because someone paid 8 million for it.,But why male models? +"Gotcha, as ususal I didn't make my self clear. What I wanted was who drew the most individual issues with Batman in it :) Seems to be Aparo. Was wondering if there was a Silver/Golden age guy who did more.",Well there's Kane...if you count all the ghost artists. +"Yeah, it's pretty bleak along the coastal areas. My recommendation for teachers is to consider teaching inland. California teachers get paid very well, though not enough to live in coastal cities. However, teacher wages are pretty much the same inland, and with that kind of money you can live a very comfortable life. I pay like $1,400 per month for a 15 year mortgage on a house in the Antelope Valley 4 miles from my job. I plan on having my house paid off by age 40. I get to ride my bike to work and don't have to worry about wasting 3 hours of my day in traffic. I' home by 3:30 most days. I have 3 months off a year. Sure, I'm not living in DTLA or Silicon Beach, but I live a very peaceful life.",some day I hope to have it figured out just like you +How 'bout a time attack tune for the 2017 GTR? Or an R-32?,I'm on it. +I don't see the problem with letting the Syrians just keep fighting. War's over when nobody is alive anymore....,The kurds are pretty cool through +Yes. At this point it's tabloid gossip essentially and shouldn't be taken seriously. Their are plenty of other things about Trump to criticize we don't need to grasp at straws.,"Just a reminder, Julian Assange is hold up in an embassy because of sketchy rape accusations which, of course, have nothing to do with wikileaks or politics" +Didn't someone at Bungie say the Nightfall Blue flame head would be coming back at some point? I can't remember exactly if it was someone at Bungie or if it was random speculation but they took the blue flames out because it gave boosted xp for everything and they deemed that as too strong. IIRC they took it out and planned on bringing it back in some way that was less intense. Now this could be the vanguard streak thing and/or the vanguard rep boosters. If this is the case then I feel the need to say this: Hey Bungo! I don't give a rat's ass about the xp boost. I want my damn head to be on fire like a cool guy!,Pretty sure this will happen right after we get more vault space. +You are beautiful and we love you,I see him as more of a friend +"Considering an entire generation has grown up playing GTA, I'm surprised things like this don't happen all the time.","Yeah, im sure he did it because GTA made him." +Nope lol,what are you thinking then? +*has utorrent open in background*,Is Utorrent a bad thing? +Max Boot (CFR Senior Fellow) On Twitter: Only 29 percent of registered voters would be excited and just 24 percent would be proud should Trump prevail in November.,Boy look at that enthusiasm gap Just look at it +Voting restrictions could hurt Clinton in N.C.,That's what you call unintended consequences. +"Why is WZFF so broken Why the hell does it tell me to run across the map to defend something that is already over run by enemies? And even if you manage to save the garage/outpost, hundreds of more enemies spawn at once and charge the base. It's literally impossible. Or when there are easy bosses to kill, there are hundreds maybe thousands of grunts/crawlers crowding the boss that make it impossible to get close.",They want it to be frustrating because then people will use reqs.... The entire mode is meant to remove reqs from the player pool so people buy them more :/ +"Ladies, have you ever been the victim of a catfish or the catfisher?",I was hardly ever myself in chatrooms in my early/mid teens. +I'd be lying if I said this didn't make me applaud.,**ANDTHENEVERYONECLAPPED** +Looks like Yenniku was the youngest of an unknown number of Voljin's kids.,Voljin been sleeping around a lot +Follow up question...what's a bodega?,Finn from Star Wars +"Like I said... not impossible. But it seems unlikely that is the case for all of them. It seem like every other team I face is geared to the teeth with multiple Lightning, Luneth, or Noctis with a Cecil and DC Refia thrown in. And I'm not really exaggerating... It has got to be every second or third team I fast that is stacked like that. I was getting good streaks before the most recent Lightning banner... 40-65 wins before I hit a stacked team. Now I'm lucky if I get a streak past 20. Couple that with the frequent DC ban... and it's like it's not even worth it.",They're either hacked or Gumi has a lot of whales. +"Pence: We're Not Talking About Trump's Birtherism, It's A '4-Year-Old Issue'","So it's ok to reach back to the 90s for rehashed scandals, but four years ago is off limits?" +I thought of an idea... women embraced men's clothing... why aren't we embracing women's? (Reading your post),No pockets +Rewardable dead/dying? Use to make fair money on the app but its slowed WAAAYYY down. Getting maybe $1 or two per day for 6 phones. My last redemption was two weeks ago and still nothing I tried to post in the Rewardable subreddit but the mod there who also works for Rewardable it seems banned me saying I was trying to flame the app.,I also got banned from that sub for no apparent reason. +can you still pull the old guys?,Yes... I pulled TJ McDonald +"After 3 years, I wonder if people learned about XM25",\[T]/ +"WEEKLY RECRUITING THREAD - Ask here about the recruiting process, trade availability, requirements to join, and other common questions about the Canadian Armed Forces.",What are some tips for basic training? +What's so special about them? And why are people carrying tops around anyway?,**BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM** #I N C E P T I O N +Im ready for the Steam Winter Sale!,Meanwhile I'm happy with one +United We Stand (On Our Props)!,"Ah, I see what you did there!" +My bad guys I'm in on mobile and couldn't read the article so I posted a tldr.,All I was saying is that some people may not have wanted to see it in the comments is all...usually I see spoiler tags when someone is posting a spoiler. +None as they don't vote until Dec 19th.,"Jesus Christ, this is 'the super delegates haven't voted yet, Bernie can still be the nominee' all over again" +"Yes, it was only meant to be situational. As in the end of the raid. That is the whole reason it was made, the dude who made it stated so in one of the RoI reveal streams.",Its use outside the raid is situational which means it wasn't OP. +No dude I didnt to be honest... thanks!,"For every game on Steam, with ~2 exceptions for GTA on Mac, you are automatically getting all versions for all OSes were game is available." +"You can still play Magic with them. It doesn't matter if it's not physical cardboard, it's still a convenient way to play the game from home.",Meet: card simulators. +Got my Art of Metal Gear Solid 5 Limited Edition in today,The thumbnail makes it look like an NES cartridge +"Seriously, what kind of life is he living? And if it's really a question of people breaking into your house just to kill you, shouldn't you invest in body guards, or move?",Probably a fantasy of his. +"Oh my god, they actually did this","Currently paying for the game, be right back." +so this is the hill he wants to die on,This is totally not political at all but lol ur all triggered for beign feminists or alt right and dae the truth is in the middle and only we le enlightened gentlesirs are above it all +"UK government must consult Parliament before triggering Article 50 to leave EU, High Court rules",Now this is what I call democracy! +"Palin not being able to name a magazine, Bush's endless Bushisms, Romney's binders and 47%. All of these were once considered extreme political issues. Now they feel fucking quaint.","You mean like partially rational, versus today's." +"Thanks to PS4 mods, I can enjoy playing as Rick Grimes",Are you going with the fastest gun in fallout build? +"Many doors, Edd boy.",Unexpected Rolf +But the raid progress made it all worthwhile... ...right?,40....fucking...people....on one teamspeak/ventrillo server. +Sooo... Not enough pedantry? SURELY NOT HYPERPEDANTRY. 0_0,At least you got the joke +Owner's nephew actually,"I think he's jealous that you made that, honestly :P" +Oh no.,And this is where Kaplan goes from cool dev to thou who shall be praised. +"I would assume for the players that do smoke, they probably have a friend who goes about purchasing weed or other drugs for them. This way their own face isn't shown buying it.","That would be smart, but historically pro athletes have done some really stupid shit." +FBI launches internal investigation into its own Twitter account,Tomorrows NYT: FBI claims nothing suspicious found in FBI Twitter activity. +What do you think I *meant* by do something,Organize sit ins and thoughtfully explain their points to America? +It is the 1/4 mile,...Noice! +'Wonder Woman' Official Trailer #2,That shot of Trevor's plane going down looks fantastic. +"Sorry, 2170s?","Tesla's own cell design, shaped specifically for use in their packs." +chicks.,Hoo-as +"Trump supporter attacks Muslim women with babies, rips off their hijabs",Did she call it a heebie jobbie in the process? +takes a lot of guts to throw around a guy who's half your size. congrats to this stone cold killer.,Are you saying it was a mismatch? +"In related news, Bartolo Colon is fat, Wade Boggs is dead, and fuck the DH.",RIP Boss Hog +"Humane Society endorses Clinton, criticizes Trump children's big game hunting",I am definitely going to be looking for them during the purge. +President Trump confirmed.,"Nah, historically speaking a third-party victory would be more fitting." +gimme all ur dirt,Literally the UPR +A better way to watch YouTube Subscriptions (link is in comments),"It may be useful to add left/right arrows to jump between videos, or a small guide." +You like looking at photos of outside and have connection to a wifi router.,"Wow, how did you figure out so much?" +"If you could live in a fictional land(Narnia, Tamriel, Hogwarts etc.) where would you live and why?",Zootopia +"I'll be honored to fight against Putin's Russia, because wiping out life on earth for 4K years is worth for a vagina in the White House",Love it! +Best Jungle map? Shi No Numa vs Shangri-La vs Zetsubou No Shima!,ZNS (don't kill me pls) +Three New Wonder Woman Posters,"God damn, Gal Gadot is one beautiful woman." +Confirmed: It happened. I saw theMarquee at 9AM this morning.,Can anyone confirm it they reset the Anno Catuli sign to 6 zeroes or 7? +Golf,Worse: watching golf +"Look, they are not trying to take away problematic things. They are just trying to shame the industry into never making them. Totally different guys",Just starting a conversation. +"It astonishes me that any person can be in such a precarious financial position and not take their job's attendance policies more seriously. If I were responsible for providing for myself, five kids and an unemployed SO, not only would I be at work on time every day, I'd be working as much OT and holiday time as possible, and the SO would have to provide good quality childcare or GTFO. Her situation is awful, but screwing around with her work attendance sure ain't gonna improve it.","But she isn't responsible for providing for herself, the druggie SO, and five kids, the government is!" +Why Does Government Lie About Agenda For as long as I can Remember the Main parties full us up with a pretty agenda and then we lucky to se one thing happen from whats been said... Just for arguments sake. The Money made from our pure water would be enough to give every kiwi a disposable income ? I just don't get why they keep getting voted in,"Thats their secret of how they get voted in everytime.... Their job isn't to make your life better, it's how they are going to get voted in again." +Yeah and if it wasn't for revenue sharing nobody would ever be able to it. Think about the impact the open tanking had on ticket sales. What working American is gonna spend there hard earned money to watch a team that was built to lose,Think about the people that can finally afford a ticket. +One does not simply delete a 7 year old reddit account,Dat built up karma doh. +"It's identity politics run amok, I think. They are so excited to finally have won, they have actually forgotten why they wanted to win in the first place. Breaking that glass ceiling is not going to be a giant Hallelujah! moment for anyone other than Hillary, I'm sure. The clouds are not going to part, and the angels will not sing. It will be fun for a day or a week or a month, but then it will be over, and she'll just be another shitty Republican in the White House.",Take your pick: * US version of Margaret Thatcher * Richard Nixon in a pantsuit +saddest moment for me was K2S0,He was like... the ONE character that could conceivably have been rebuilt. +"Gutter Cleaning Recommendations Anybody have recommendations for gutter cleaning service? My usual guy shrunk down his radius of operations, so my area isn't served anymore.","Trosa's always done good work for me, and I've also had Fairway Home Detailing clean them and flush them for me." +"I though he was already out for the season? Also, how did he get hurt last week?",Instead of getting out of bounds on a scramble he shoulder blocked a defender... +"Dont listen to him, KILL THEM ALL.",Garble the balls in the moonlight! +We're not really a prince/princess like your mom/dad claim us to be.,That's the attitude of somebody who doesn't have the guts to start a rebellion. +"I personally still think nuclear energy is the future. Fusion energy, if that's possible, but I'm not too sure about that.","but until that is developed or until it will be sustainable, clean energy is the way to go for earth bound production whereas i believe 100% that the future of space travel is nuclear" +So go make a difference.,Easier said than done +Like supermodels. duh.,They should have cast Kate Upton +"(0.C) Other than looting houses, what are good ways to be stable in terms of food and water? Is it easier or more difficult in experimental?",It is more difficult in c. either way the only real choice other than going farther and farther to loot is farming. +thought*,Oh it makes so much more sense now thank you so much +Do you have any legendary cards? Lightning is a very strong spell at the moment.,"Nope, none yet, I'm in low Frozen Peak and not a single one" +You know I have a theory that Hollywood isnt nearly as liberal as we think. Its just that the same 10 -20 percent of it just screams the loudest and scares the rest of Hollywood from speaking their minds. I basically assume that the people in Hollywood who dont say much about this election are closeted trump supporters or at least not braindead Hitlery supporters.,The rest keep their mouth shut because they like having a job. +Illinois seized $300 MILLION from residents not convicted of a crime.,Get ready to lose a hell of a lot more in terms of your civil rights over the next two to four years. +Trump is a nice man. Will be a good leader. Nothing like hitler. His family is jewish. Your comment is nuts. Please look into trumps policy from his official website. Dont trust the crooked media. If u wanna vote 3rd party please do. Vote your mind.,Damn mediooze get off mah property! +"Has anybodys Cox Bill gone up since last month? I only get Internet through Cox, for some reason my bill is $5 more than usual with no explanation, just wondering if I'm getting singled out or if this is happening to everybody. On a related note, does anybody know about Ozarks Electric's gigabit Internet plans? That's what I want","I called Ozarks electric, and they told to be on the look out for a packet of information, but that nothing big will be happening with it until the first of next year." +A lot of stuff on here is also just office politics as a dev. We all know the ol' senior developer can't learn new tricks,ongyessomuchthissssss +"Yeah. Ports 1, 10, 11, 100, and so on. He was only off by 2...",It's *binary...* +"The only person who can put you in the friend zone is you. No one else can do it. Like, there are two friendzones and it's accurate for both. The first is the neck beard She only likes assholes and laments that there are no nice guys like me who never actually asks the girl out. After some time of hanging out he laments being put in the friend zone by her, meanwhile she has no fucking clue he wants a romantic relationship, she just thinks she has a friend. Who is a guy. Guy put himself in the friend zone by not asking her out and being direct. Second is the tricky, conniving girl who a guy asks out, says I just want to be friends then proceeds to still accept gifts and shit, and maybe even calls the dude up for favors. Dude laments that those tricky women got him in the friend zone for free shit. And that's a situation where either A) she fucking said she wasn't interested so stop trying to date her because I fucking know if some chick was buying me free shit I'd probably not stop her because... free shit. Or B) she ain't your friend and why the fuck are you letting her do that shit? Both cases, dude put himself in the friend zone. And in both cases it's got a wrong name as they ain't friends - he's a creep who can't accept No or she's an abusive manipulator. Not friends. The friend zone only exists in the mind of someone who thinks he's stuck in it. Because he put himself there.",Excellent summation. +The karma desperation is strong in this one,Yea because reddit karma is so useful. +"ullr secret useless animation cancel idk if anyone else knows this, but if you use use switch stance and jump (space bar) it cancels the animation for switch stance its useless cuz you're stuck in the jumping animation, but just something interesting i found","Incoming hou yi buff, he needs to keep up with this ullr.." +Unless an OSU fan murders a fellow OSU fan for not being sad enough over a loss to Michigan I have a hard time believing this is the greatest rivalry ever,Let me sing you a song about statistics and outliers... +TIL The Celebration Music at the end of The Phantom Menace is the Emperor's Theme in a major key. A haunting foreshadowing.,Ya ya ya I am lorde +"Not to rain on anyones parade here, but since I follow the Spirit pretty closely (and am a big fan)...the Spirit are last in the league, and pretty close to the bottom in the CHL overall right now, and they are struggling for points. So while he's leading the team in points....there's not many points out there for his team (1G/11A in 15 games).","He's PPG on a team where the forwards are struggling, to me that's more impressive" +Ignorant Aussie Question: Why do these commentators say tempo every 2 seconds? Ive watched 4 football games so far and i think ive heard the word tempo 1000 times so far. Hasnt the hurry up offense been a thing for a while or am i missing something?,"They are generally dumb, have a very limited vocabulary and have to say something to fill dead air to justify their jobs so...." +"She just wanted to be outraged. Once there was no reason to be outraged anymore, she had to look for something else.",Its the cult of outrage +Why isn't anybody talking about the huge thing(yuuge catfish looking thing) just beside where he shot the arrow??,Because that's a log +Correct. This is to avoid pre-made teams coming in and stomping everyone. The main goal is just for everyone to have fun,do they have to be from the subreddit +NP confirmed tier 1 team.,"They beat DC already in elimination mode, just need to beat EG to claim best NA team status" +Beer me,"Grab a brew, they dont cost nothin" +"Yes. Allowing Russia to gain international ascendancy through corruption of our democratic processes is a black mark on Obama's legacy. It also makes Trump illegitimate, a traitor, and an enemy of the United States. And it shows that Trump supporters are totally devoid of patriotism.",somehow found a way to make this Obama's fault +"Dicks out for u/mlbofficial. He's literally the coolest guy ever and you guy are fucking assholes if you don't give him a raise. Literal assholes. Like when you talk, some poop falls out because your face is literally a butthole. I used to fucking hate baseball. Watching the Blue Jays literally gave me cancer and I had to double my Zoloft prescription because that's how much I hated baseball, and then u/mlbofficial made me start to like it. That's how cool he is. \- PM_ME_AREOLAS",I think your actual username would be just as fitting. +Tyson Nguyen?,"Yes, he did win a lot." +no,oh nice username btw +Why is this the wrong sub?,*sigh* my dumb friend was using my pc again I see. +You're riding your bike on I-5?,Motorcycle I assume (and hope) +TIL PewDiePie uses a server rack as his PC Case (which is RGB lit),# #PetsoftheMasterRace +"That's one thing I miss from legacy. ALL meat was chicken. It made no sense, yet in a way... aren't we all made of chicken, really? Not really but I just liked the idea that wolves and bears were just a bunch of chickens that clumped together and got aggressive.","Would've been smarter to call it, you know, just raw meat." +"When I was 6 yrs old, this book was fucking incredible.",You loved playing find the pooping guy didn't you +"If you are dumb enough to fall for this, you really shouldn't be voting.","Yeah, maybe we just implement some sort of poll test where only smart people can vote." +"I mean it is comet pizza , and what do comets, stars and a moon have in common?","Comets, stars, and moon are codewords for pedophilia." +Do you have a response of any kind in opposition to the CU ruling? Or are you going to stick to ad hominem?,"I'm rejecting your implied notion that anyone should respond to what you've said here about CU seriously, because it's ridiculous...bait at best." +"bruh, did not think of that","bruh, come on" +iOS is for 8 year old children confirmed,Just think of all the lives they saved by changing the gun emoji +That baby has seen some shit.,I put a look on my face like I smelled some piss +Do you have any great ideas how a situation like should've been handled?,"Punish the murderers (not execution though), leave the corpse eaters alone" +FBI Warrant For Clinton Emails Released As Democrats Slam Decision: I Am Appalled,I'm *shocked* that they're appalled. +I almost stepped on this little dude this morning. Thankfully I noticed him first. He chilled with me while I had my morning coffee,Hawaii? +People who are still trying to defend DC movies remind me of flat-earth societies.,Because having hope a movie is going to be good is totally comparable to denying cientific facts. +They're making this endurance comp very difficult by putting all four cams on sleeping people.,The equivalent of freezing water. +Barbed wire stretched across bike path nearly 'beheaded' cyclist,Imagine if someone did this on a road? +"You can get a lot of cocaine and hookers for $700 million, the irresponsible spending here is, as always, the boat.",A boat is simply a hole in the water that you throw money into. +"holy shit, so you're telling me the same company that's working on *self driving cars* and has every computer science major in the world foaming at the mouth to work for them can't put together a competitive messaging app in 5 years?",Really has me questioning how effective their self driving cars will be... +"Trump announced he'd make a major announcement about the birther stuff today. CNN and some other news outlets get super excited thinking he's going to say something they can spin as racist. For 20 minutes they're showing the event live while decorated veterans are endorsing Trump. Trump comes out gives an unremarkable speak including bragging about his new DC hotel. I'm told he walks away, then comes back to the podium, says Obama was born in US, let's get back to MAGA and that's it. Press lost their shit because Trump tricked them into covering vets endorsing him. Genius","He also added she started it, I finished it." +Jesus. It's like a small town is knocking at her door.,It's a good time to be a girl these days +We might have noticed the hole in a week,That would take a month here +"Thanks for the support... Sorry if I sounded melodramatic, I've got a bad stomach bug and I've been up for half the night. Thank you :)",Anytime +Putin UTTERLY DESTROYS Hillary Clinton for anti-Russian rhetoric in the US election campaign,DANGEROUS GAME the dems are playing because now I like Putin. +170k for 16 games,"Gosh those poor refs, they are sure being nickle and dimed." +This is news?,"To clarify, mods added the flair." +"Look, sorry to offend. We all like to argue our points or we would not be on this subreddit.",The point is you are arguing against nobody and imagined arguments. +"In the court of public opinion, there are no rules!","yeah, pretty gross." +Pass the salt,"It's getting them coverage, so I say it's working." +But I want to play games that came out this decade.,"I mean, it has more than a few on the service." +Bought Megaman and GR moments apart think they will ship together and one of the shippings will be put back on my cc?,"Lol nope, if you made two orders it'll most likely come as two shipments" +Ya know whats more annoying then complaining fans? Complaining fans about complaining fans.,Not as annoying as complaining about fans complaining about complaining fans. +DC United Stadium plans change to accommodate complaints from neighbors,What was lost in these changes? +I WANT DUCKS ON THE GROUND!,"She demanded ducks, but someone misunderstood and sent CUCKS." +"Defend from what? They were there for your shit, not to hurt you.",You'll understand once you move out of your parents house. +"Thursday Loot Thread Let us know what you got this week! Achievements, meta-achievements, mounts, pets, actual loot drops, gold thresholds, or other things that you can say, Oooh, I got this and be excited about. Post them here! Screenshots are encouraged but not necessary.",Getting a Sephuz's Secret on my Resto Druid while other healers got actual useful stuff that passively helps their numbers seriously took the wind out of my sails. +"Stay clear of Bennett properties, they are a disorganized mess.",Thank you for informing me! +"This looks super interesting, although I couldn't care less about the music. It looks like a game about being an alchemist of some sort (watched the trailer), it goes on to my list of games to try out. Good find!","Don't forget the combat is fun and it is an educational rpg, you learn real Chemistry playing it!" +Lol are you for real?,Probably forgot the closing tag: +Pit bull baby,Smol doggo +"It's not like i'm moving shit tons of bacon out of the store, it's maybe once or twice a month if i'm feeling nice, and its just one or two pieces. My manager doesn't count each strip of bacon","Oh nice, we have to count to the bone lol." +"No shit, Gigi.",Show some respect +WHO SAID YOU COULD STOP PETTING ME,The face of death XD +Jazz's Gordon Hayward: Set to play Saturday,Thank the gods. +"Give a character from classic literature a stand. Stand User: Sherlock Holmes Stand Name: Final Problem Stand takes the form of a common smoking pipe. Anyone who inhales the smoke finds themselves unable to engage the stand user in physical violence, but instead can only compete with him in D'Arby style mental competitions. If they lose, they will never be able to harm the stand user, while victory will release them from the stand's effects. Can be countered by long-range attacks and holding one's breath, though both strategies will only be effective if the opponent is already aware of the stand's ability. Smoke is invisible to non-stand users, but pipe can be seen.","~~Stand User: Dracula~~ ~~Stand Name: The World~~ Stand User: Iago (Othello) Stand Name: Judas Increases the users ability to have others believe their lies, either by making the target more trusting of the user or altering events in such a way that their lie seems more believable." +"LOL BELAN, Aleksey Alekseyevich (a.k.a. Abyr Valgov; a.k.a. BELAN, Aleksei; a.k.a. BELAN, Aleksey Alexseyevich; a.k.a. BELAN, Alexsei; a.k.a. BELAN, Alexsey; a.k.a. Abyrvaig; a.k.a. Abyrvalg; a.k.a. Anthony Anthony; a.k.a. Fedyunya; a.k.a. M4G; a.k.a. Mag; a.k.a. Mage; a.k.a. Magg; a.k.a. Moy.Yawik; a.k.a. Mrmagister), 21 Karyakina St., Apartment 205, Krasnodar, Russia; DOB 27 Jun 1987; POB Riga, Latvia; nationality Latvia; Passport RU0313455106 (Russia); alt. Passport 0307609477 (Russia) (individual) [CYBER2].",Being a spy sounds fucking cool. +Red dwarf reference?,"yes, it was written on the box Lister was left in." +"nope, not in our version, only in the CN one.","oh my bad, thanks for the correcture." +still think so?,You would have worshiped me as a prophet if i was right. +Worst foreign leader president ever. This guy is the biggest pussy. Putin could plow his wife and Obama would be like okie dokie.,Putin does not have a beastiality fetish. +"Ironically, the CM bug report app forcecloses at every startup :) yesterday for example something on the sound engine must have crashed as I couldn't ear my music even though it was playing in the app. A reboot fixed that. I also have some icons glitching in the status bar, like the battery percentage not showing on the lock screen... just minor issues, my alarm clock and charging do work, and I get almost 2 days of battery life with the new doze tweaks. However yeah it's better if you have a backup alarm clock :D",Thanks for the advice. +LoL Waifu Pack,nnngh that Fiora +"Now that we're in the ACC, we need Bojangles. Because those ads aren't helpful.",I love we people say the ACC is the Bojangles conference like it's a bad thing. +"Give a character from classic literature a stand. Stand User: Sherlock Holmes Stand Name: Final Problem Stand takes the form of a common smoking pipe. Anyone who inhales the smoke finds themselves unable to engage the stand user in physical violence, but instead can only compete with him in D'Arby style mental competitions. If they lose, they will never be able to harm the stand user, while victory will release them from the stand's effects. Can be countered by long-range attacks and holding one's breath, though both strategies will only be effective if the opponent is already aware of the stand's ability. Smoke is invisible to non-stand users, but pipe can be seen.","Stand User: Tom Sawyer Stand Name: Tom Sawyer Stand Ability: The space he invades, he gets by on you." +"I think the reason is no longer available is because it got too.. **POP**ular... ^^^^God, ^^^^that ^^^^was ^^^^bad..",Your joke was bad and you should feel bad +"David Johnson, Please.",This definetely couldn't have waited for the weekly miracle thread. +Always plottin' an shit,And hot +He could pardon her from being a nasty woman,But then he would also have to pardon Trump from being a racist and a misogynist +US Intel Caught Pushing Putin-Trump Conspiracy Theory - #NewWorldNextWeek,"Didnt watch, but that Putin-Trump thing sounds credible, lol" +What game?,"It's a movie, Saving Private Ryan" +Pick your scrubs,Shart your spuds. +Zweihander?,Broken Zweihander Sword +"Does anybody know if the Oldschool glitches work? Hi, I'm just wondering if any of the old school glitches or bounces work, as it is something I would really like to do on the new COD game. Stuff like the Crossfire washing machine glitch or getting outside of vacant. Most of these glitches are done in old school and please don't reply to me if you don't know for certain. Thanks.","You cant get outside of the map on Vacant, but you can still get up to the roof." +"As an newly found atheist, what am I supposed to say after someone sneezes? I am having trouble figuring out this social quirk. If I say nothing do I seem rude? If I say 'bless you' does that give people the inkling that I am religious? What am I supposed to do?",If it's one of my friends I usually say shut the fuck up you filthy heathen +Might be an interesting thing to adopt,no point +Undrafted Rookie Sheldon McClellan Beats John Wall 1 on 1 in Practice,This is why I am not a fan of make it take it +Please tell me where you work,The army gives you a complete wardrobe too! +"They do, only import is sevenskeren.",Bjergsen is import too +How special/disappointing was your first kiss?,"After we kissed for a minute, he tried pushing my head down... All in all, very romantic" +"Of course, it would have been *really* nice to have heard a question or two about this at *any* of the three debates.","No, it was way more important for us to hear about emails, pussy, and sex..." +We are ALL Cowboys fans on this blessed day,GOOD point +What small thing pisses you off way more than it should?,Poor conversation skills +Logging onto perm HC and seeing all the shit I have in my stash and knowing I'll never use it again makes me sad.,Just rip +Lol not at an own goal. It was a purposeful goal,Oh damn what kind of witchcraft color scheme trickery is this! +SPARTICIPATION,THAT'S OUR CLUBS EVENT AT THE START OF THE YEAR. +"I can agree to that, it just sounds a lot like the only thing that is better",The only thing that *all of them* do better* +"basically, because everyone once questioned where did life came from. so, since they could not find an answear, they made the answer themselves",It also happens to be an extremely effective way of controlling people. +"they did, i got 90 keys from the daily + season pass bonus",40 salvage isn't a reward. +You're not wrong.,You're just an asshole Walter. +Lisa Bloom isn't going to take on a case/client she thinks is a fake smear.,Your right Lisa is just so trustworthy. +What does it mean when it says pit window closed?,"Some racing series have a fixed period in which you must make a pitstop, either within a time frame (e.g between 50-25 minutes left) or within a lap window (e.g must pit between lap 4-16)" +"That is absolutely true. In this case, however, with a sample size of seven and change billion, the outliers would have to make Alber Einstein look like a brain dead orangutan (have an IQ of about 17 trillion) or make a rock look like a genius (have a significantly negative IQ) for a few outliers to affect it significantly.","Unless you have 10,000 people with an IQ of 1,000." +What's wrong with hiring vets? We tend to be a lot less over the top than some guy who wanted to be in the military and wound up a cop.,"I'd rather our vets stay jobless and become homeless, rather than working at a job that they are most closely qualified for." +Voyboy isnt the new Adc for TSM.,"Yeah he is, Akali ADC is new meta" +If penises were countries which one would yours be?,Micronesia +sounds like you could use it also get over yourself,fuck you dude +"To be fair, thirty games into last year Draisaitl was on pace to exceed 60pts too. Not saying that he won't make it this year (I think he will, with at least 25 of those being goals), but rather that I wouldn't expect the offence at the end of the year to look exactly as it does now.","Dude is like is top 10 in goals so far and I like to think he'll continue that pace, I really wish Laine would quit scoring though lol hopefully we can shut him out this time." +What is the difference between a Japanese person and a cannibal? One eats Ramen and the other eats raw men.,"I like mine steamed, but that joke was weak" +"So then why do people think Sanders would've won (spare me the polls)? Sanders only wanted to talk about the issues but the voters don't seem to care about that, just as you note. It would've been really easy for Trump to cast him as some sort of bitter communist who wants too bankrupt the country. Sanders, being the class act that he is, wouldn't have gotten into the mud. He would've stuck to his message and insisted that the media focus on his policy positions. Meanwhile, idiots on Facebook would be sharing pictures of him personally shaking hands with Karl Marx and giving Brezhnev back rubs and people would've believed this shit the same way they bought into all the insane conspiracies they stuck onto Hillary.","Sanders didn't have the email-affair and is a common president (white, old, male)." +"No, David Cameron is a pig","Don't get me wrong I'm all for trump, but if you were in the UK when he lied to the country and essentially fucked all the peoples votes as they were voting on misinformation that he spread." +There will most likely be a jailbreak at some point. Be patient,That's what they said about 9.1 +Nah im a trans woman. Yall are gonna come fucking kill me. I know it.,"Everyone welcome here, regardless of gender Gender: [ ] Male [ ] Female [X] American" +How did the eagles have time to both save the hobbits AND record Hotel California?,That's probably why they won't win any Superbowls. +"Not just white collar, but blue and pink as well. Any jobs that goes off of rules which can be reduced to algorithms will eventually be done by AI, and to some extent can and are today. Even as a software developer, I am fully aware that unless I stay on top of current frameworks and techniques, I'm one year away from obsolescence, max.",This is why we keep writing new frameworks and tools. +That would be significant if it were just about living space. You arent considering where your food comes from.,Or where your waste goes. +Pray now*,Pay Now* +Settle down Tina,uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh +"Best way to make money at the moment by yourself? I haven't played this game forever on PS4 so i'm wondering what the best way to make money is without any friends. Sorry if this gets asked a lot I couldn't really find any answers recently, so please downvote me if this has been asked recently. Thanks in advance.",Shark cards. +Just because he's shaped like a potato doesn't mean he wants to grow them.,He's visiting his Grandchildren +Je moeder?,Je vader? +*record scratch* *freeze frame*,Stop it +CNN saying she dropped below 270 on electoral map. It's closer than people think.,nah. +I'm not convinced rap/metal can't work. I just think the people who had the first go at it borked it up so badly nobody wants to try again and be compared to Limp Bizkit or Korn.,Or you know....Run DMC and Aerosmith +We are number one but its the PC Master Race,Link his gofundme page +"How does this account for CPOs? If they lose the lifetime charging, it should push their resale value down at least somewhat. You would definitily do better (among other reaons) to buy a used Tesla in a private sale, to try and preserve the charging.",I think autonomy is worth the upgrade. +"I knew I screwed that up xD The thing is sushis is the plural form of sushi in French so I got used to it, and I figured it could take an s as it's not Italian or Latin. My bad, this one's on me.","Generally, there isn't singular and plural in Japanese." +"Yo, I want the Lego set, but I don't want it 350 dollars worth because I take care of my finances. I'm not a Lego enthusiast and I know that if I bought it I would put it together once and then.... I don't know. Also 350 dollars is a significant chunk of change, I would rather put it toward seeing the real thing in person, or even building my retirement savings. So tell me stranger, do you have any tips on how you paid all of your bills, managed to have a six month emergency fund, put 15% away for retirement, minimized your debt AND still had money for the castle?",One LEGO Cinderella Castle = One 5 day 1 park o'er day ticket with $10 left over Two LEGO Cinderella Castles + $49 = One Platinum Annual Pass +"Donald Trump's version of political correctness: you can insult women, Muslims, Mexicans, POWs and the disabled, but LEAVE RACISTS ALONE.","Being racist is fine, it's being racist-ist that is deplorable." +"Does anyone see the slight bit if humor that in a vast desert, millions of miles away, in a world of complete silence...a big chunk of human metal slammed into the ground and probably made the most unnatural sound ever when it crashed I picture a poor little alien quietly minding his own business when DJHJASJFHSKSNEHDJ and he's like so confused and startled.","Actually, they've heard that sound a few times before." +"New mods? Hello all! So, my H-priv just started smoking when I changed the batteries. They were in correctly and the wraps aren't damaged in any way. Figured it has to be the mod; H-priv is currently in the trash. Since I need a replacement I'm hoping you folks will have some suggestions. I'd like one that looks good with larger diameter tanks (Larger than the standard 22mm anyways). I currently use a Griffin 25. Thanks for any help you guys can provide.","guess you got an early H-Priv that lacked reverse polarity protection, sorry to hear that good luck with your next mod!" +"Light level enabled? That seems ridiculous... I wouldn't want to have to raid every week and pray for high light RNG drops just to be competitive in non-trials/IB crucible. Having to pray for the right perks to drop is bad enough. Why not just say no Y1 guns, much simpler.","trials and IB give LOTS of light level gear, especially with the daily gold for trials" +"As long as the FBI is feeling so generous -- someone should FOIA the videos the FBI confiscated from businesses around the Pentagon on September 11, 2001",Why you goddamn antisemitic bastard! +"Much of the world has been admitting that for a while, however the Israeli lobby groups have been using their paid-for politicians to ban any free speech that attempts to say so.",Why you goddamn antisemitic bastard! +Ezra Pound,Why you bunch of goddamn antisemitic bastards! +Can I get a TL;DR? No way am I watching a 2 hour video to find out how he hurt someone's feelings.,Why you goddamn antisemitic bastard! +I'd say any religious doctrine that claims its people or followers have a right to possess things/land over others is inherently bad. It's based on religious fallacy and it's all bullshit. It's like watching two kids that can't learn to share in kindergarten.,You goddamn antisemitic bastard! +"If you know about the USS Liberty, then you know who controls the World, including Reddit.",That's antisemitic goddammit! +Muammar Gaddafi. If the western world only knew the truth.,I just want to say that this post is goddamn antisemitic! +The U.S. - Israel Relationship,This post is goddamn antisemitic! +Cough*Israel*Cough,Why you goddamn antisemitic bastard! +me irl,This would make a perfect downvote gif +Huh.. interestingly he wasn't *that* insulted to not take the pay cheques. I'm surprised Lucas and the other actors didn't get pissed off by it.,If you're not rich you will cash the checks no mater what they did to you. +It only goes forward!,but then how'd you get back here :o +"(grudging) Wellll, if you must... but don't be too long about it!",But I want to savor it! +"State Department, FBI Are Missing Communications Between Hillary Clinton and White House During Benghazi Attack",Ohhh these must be the ones where Hillary ordered ISIS to attack the compound and gave them building layouts and weapons.... +i hope to god they dont. ~~you are all~~ WE are all idiots who panic and freak out over nothing 99% of the time,I'm just saying that's what it feels like happened with the Kane deal/nondeal. +Peasant class...,just imagine 4K natively @144Hz +"I was in the cinema when I posted this. Yes I know that, but I haven't watched the original either.","So you haven't seen the original, but you assumed it was ripping off another movie instead of just remaking the scene from the original?" +So that's why if you're a Twitter media guy you say something like this to get your name out there,This guy gets it +Clockwork Soldier Basics,Some serious design flaws from a security point of view +I don't care about your dumb private stories. I want to know about the stupid shit you've seen lieutenants get into,Word +So can we get this in the game? (X-Post r/gifs),Hey its gun Jesus! +They aren't *that* bad. They're hovering around .500.,Many were saying they could be a dark horse in the east +I thought it was the Comcast logo,i thought they had to remove the nazi symbols +What do the weird little people in your brain say to you?,didn't know my psychologist had a reddit account +I think we must be on an alternate timeline that fractured off the main timeline sometime in early 2016. Alternate timelines are always doomed.,Darkest time-line +I really can't wait until he gets absolutely destroyed in the election. All his supporters will be pissed and convinced that it's immigrants or liberals or whatever that caused it and it'll be hilarious to see them all throw tantrums,It will be liberals. +"What's your best Magic-related Roses are Red poem? For example, I came up with this one: Goblins are Red, Faeries are Blue, You're down to 3 life? Snapcaster-Bolt you.",Tarmagoyf is green Liliana is black Jund can be mean But tron fights back +"I see it now - 2 people rush forward, 1 sits back and snipes","or 3 sit back and snipe the shotgunners, like every other round of elimination." +I think the houseguest are less nervous because they don't have a crowd staring them down. Plus its a day after they are evicted. So they are not as frazzled.,I wonder if they get to talk to Julie before and after it as well? +DEMON BLADES OR BITE ? what does more dmg and what stats should i go depending on what i chose,I prefer bite so for more control over fury generation rather than rng spikes +"Well, democracy would call for a Clinton victory. Our system is more convoluted than a straight democratic vote.",One might call it a constitutional republic. +Just some Cruising photos I felt like sharing,First one is beatiful +Sen. Richard Burr of NC blocked foster care reform to protect profits for religious group homes,Will we ever have a Burr in our government that isn't a total shit? +"Shower thought: If/when the Canucks name Bo captain, they should do it on Bo Horvat Bobble-head night Life would be complete. This sub would explode.",Hehe Head +How to propagate your vegetables forever,can you re grow regular potatoes? +i think it's 1:1 other than the tags,no looks deflated overall +not even remotely. go look for yourself. CTR has no idea what they are doing. i almost feel sorry for them (almost),"Just looked, their fine lmao" +Leaders of pro-Kurdish political party arrested in southern Turkey.,One more step towards Kurdish independence! +Spotted in the wild!,I didn't realize you could actually by them. +Yep!,FUCK +Memes have infiltrated reality. What a time to be alive,This is the best! +Soda is poison for your body. That being said... Coca-Cola has always been better anyways.,I need to do a sugar detox anyways +Boss zombie in Spaceland nicknames Does any have any nicknames for the boss guy on round 10? Me and my friends call him Hulk Hogan. oh yeah brother,I just go for 'big guy' after I heard it on a couple of vanoss WAW customs when he calls out boss zombies. +Sabotage DLC 1 Trailer,"Not fully looked in detail, but definitely a return for Quickies and Trail Blazers!" +"Verizon Fios Internet out in NY, did Obama blackout internet?","Looks like a big hit to Boston, NYC, Philadelphia, and DC." +"Days After Recovering Weiner Hard Drive, FBI Makes Largest Child Sex Trafficking Raid In U.S. History","But Clinton is cool guys, dont fret." +Rimworld Problems: Went to harvest some delicious raspberries and the bush bit your arms off.,don't give Tynan ideas.... +It's a floof monster!,Soot sprite. +Isn't it if the target has less then 100hp?,"It is now, it used to be just an instant death as long as you had a head to be chopped off." +That's false. You can host DLC maps as a killer even if you don't have the DLC.,Unless you actually have an example where a killer without the DLC got into the new map you can't say it's false without just assuming it. +Go to Dotabuff and check the meta it shows you the win rate at different MMR brackets. The overall win rate they show is absolutely useless.,Now if only you had clicked my link... +"I'm from SoCal and have never experienced a winter. How do I prepare?! So I'm living here for work and have been here since summer. I've been in the snow before, i like to go snowboarding but I've never lived through a winter. I have my car here (it's a forward wheel driver Ford Focus) and take the 48 bus to work downtown from the south, so I don't commute with my car but drive it on the weekends and such. I work a white collar job and have no idea how to dress when it gets cold for work and for other times I'm not working. On a Friday night when I'm going out in Shady or Southside, what do I wear?? Any help would be appreciated. I'm looking at buying a small multi family building or house soon too.","Gets a good jacket, snow tires, a shovel, and some boots" +"Dude, literally ever economic system put into practice devolves into this...",Yep because economic systems based on mutual aid or gift economies do this too... +"What does the NX have to not have in order to disappoint you? Like for example, analog triggers and clickable sticks are a necessity for me, s I have a Wii U Pro Controller and an GameCube controller and I can't carry them both at the same time easily in a bag.",fully capable of playing main stream home console games. +"Donald Trump, Pepe the frog, and white supremacists: That cartoon frog is more sinister than you might realize.",Wew lad. +"True, but keep in mind that conservationist used to mean someone who wanted nothing to go to waste, not necessarily to be left in a natural state. For example, water conservationists wanted every drop from every river to be used for irrigation.","And that's why Teddy started the National Park system, it isn't used for resources, it's so Americans can explore wild America and be apart of the American nature." +I doubt my PC could run GTA V on console-level settings.,then your PC is a beautiful potato :3 potatoes can play AAA games too just find the .ini file +Nope. Am I missing some dank memes?,You're missing a big meme kiddo +"Lol, a hdd doesnt make the fans spin",Also maybe you could move it away from an enclosed/dusty area. +Can confirm Source: am white Puerto Rican,"I can confirm too, me am Puerto Rican." +Soviet MLS has nothing to do with Amerika comrade.,"A group of billionaires colluding to suppress wages isnt socialism, its a cartel." +What would your preferred candidate have to do in order for you not to vote for them?,Push for anti gay legislation or advocate protectionism. +Sick dota tip about dropping items to maximise mana,"Please remember: Only drop one of the two mana boots , because if you drop both you won't be able to use the active and restore your mana.^^Obvious ^^But ^^Worth ^^Mentioning" +"Game Thread: Bucs vs Panthers - Monday Night Football 10/10/16 There wasn't a game thread so I made it, go Bucs",Good tackle by Scottish thunda +Thats after her being on S34 though.,The Michaela the day after video shows that she knows what went wrong. +R/P0LITICS IS REMOVING ALL NEWS THAT THE AFRICAN-AMERICAN CHURCH BURNING WAS DONE BY A BLACK MAN.,That sub was compromised long ago... it's now become little more than a gauge of which narratives the DNC establishment want promoted the most at any given time. +"Jersey mikes is okay in a pinch. But you're right about the mom and pop shops around here. If i am within 30 minutes of home i know a pizza place within 5 minutes that will beat any big chain, in pizza or sandwiches. Years of working construction helped with the rolodex",what's a Rolodex +It looks like Simon Pegg had a baby with a scream mask.,holy shit +Have you built one or installed one mate?,Its from a game lol +Eh,You forgot your +What comments are you sick of seeing?,anything related to Harambe +hold up! Is snell out injured?,ankle thing i think yea +Couldn't stop hearing the Miami Vice theme.,For me it's the Airwolf theme +Huffington Post had Hillary at 98% to win the day of.,Bing had it at 87% +"What was the worst move you have made this season? Now that the season has come to a close let's hear the worst moves you have made this season. Doesn't matter if you are in the playoffs or out almost everyone has had at least one mess up, let's hear them.",Drafted Gronk over David Johnson and I had DJ last year. +"Actual government censorship is the next step. They're priming the pump with safe spaces, witch hunts, and MSM only promoting pro govt news.","And what makes it even more surreal- with the narrative they have, they go about it as if they are doing it for our 'good' -because - because- Fascism nazis genocide etc can happen if we are free thinkers" +I mean you shouldn't be able to easily go to war over a piece of writing.,"If it's a piece of national rather than private property, of course you should." +"Areas with actual labour shortages are things like law, where there's a huge number of graduates but a massive demand for experienced lawyers. And that's a profession that I would say is probably THE BEST at training up graduates into experienced professionals with an excellent culture of that sort of thing. IT? No way is there an IT labour shortage.","Agreed, but thats not what they tell people." +"Goodell asked to compare Tom Brady, Josh Brown suspensions",Has Goodell ever done anything beneficial for the league that was his actual decision? +"Do you guys want a 3rd AliExpress store list or a 2nd Taobao store list ? What's good rep fam, I might create a new store list today. Do you prefer a Taobao or an Aliexpress store list ?",Taobao please :) +When do we get a Bagel memorial statue on Monument Ave?,fightin joe will put one up right after he tears down all them racist statues. +Everyday Struggle - Notorious BIG Runnin Thru the 7th With my Woadies - $uicideboy$ and Pouya,"My man two tecs, he tote two tecs, thats why they call him two tecs, and when he get to blastin he like to ask who's next" +Me too man. People are gonna dog on you but realistically hes the best choice. Clinton is literally corrupt to core and there is physical evidence of pretty much all the rumors. At least Trump isn't corrupt and the only scandals about him have no credence.,"Here, I think you dropped this:" +hope everyone is alright,what happened? +Cracking An Egg Underwater,Brings back memories from my AOW certification dive. +Gears of War Co-Op Couch is real,It's the CAT TRAIN baby! +"I understand what you're saying and don't disagree but if the site devs don't put out a product that is compatible with the company's product, there are some major issues.",Tweet Elon Musk saying you were about to buy another Tesla while in your Tesla but the browser in your Tesla wouldn't let you so you now doubt the utility of a second Tesla +So seeing facts upsets you??? Stay willfully ignorant you uneducated piece of shit =),Neanderthal +"I'm sorry, I think I may have replied to the wrong post.",It's cool. +Daniel Carr dangles through Chara and McQuaid for a beautiful goal,McQuaid makes me sad +Is that a fine?,"nope, cable isn't regulated by the FCC." +"Apparently I'm supposed to work even if I only have $25 take home pay a month after child care expenses. Yeah, okay.",What are you going to do with all that extra cash? +"No, the misconception is that they know anything about their religion. It's way too complicated, with conflicting views, too many gods to remember, and people claiming that different manifestations of gods are inferior to the same gods' different personality. At least, that's what I picked up from Reddit.",not to mention differing views of what happens after death LITERALLY IN THE SAME BOOK +"What is the best stack for stress? I need something that controls stress, but allows me to work at a high level. Thanks",L-Theanine helps a little for me +"Thank you, I'm not sure why it went purple :P",Unlucky :c +"Chuy, Memo, Tala. Who should start vs. US?",Volpi +J.Edgar was infinitely better at witch hunts than Comey.,That and better in size 10 6inch pumps. +"I feel for him, but I'm pretty sure the Dallas shooter was actually critical of BLM and not acting under their direction. He seemed like another lone nut, and justice was served when they killed him. But this sorta dispels the rumor on reddit that BLM isn't an actual organization/group (and is merely a slogan that many people use).",Shhhhhhh Don't take away the narrative of the right wing it will make them cry. +"Far as i can tell no one ever. In our entire 200+ year history, we've only been debt free one year. Literally in the entire history of the us we've only been debt free one year and that was 1835. It doesn't really matter. Further, they are going to gut some agencies. Already declared a hiring freeze in the irs.",They only don't matter when Republicans are in charge. +Volunteering on Christmas Day Hello everyone! Are there any places to volunteer on Christmas Day? My girlfriend's family will be up in this area and they usually volunteer on that day. Thanks!,Try the rescue mission on S Pearl St +And a DE. And a Safety. And a LT. And a TE.,I like brate +What would lone wanderer think of your sole survivor? Like your character from f03 what would their opinion be about the sole survivor?,"Hey man, my name's Deacon." +"While also suffering from Parkinson's, dementia, seizures and space aids.",You forgot that she also have stage four Benghazi. +When it's Payday I make sure I don't act dumb,DONACDUM +A few hours,Thank you. +"But one should also realize not all sources are created equal and evidence should be verified independently when possible, held skeptically otherwise.","Trust, but verify is a wonderful creed." +DITCHY has a crack in yesterday's Bendigo Advertiser,Too soon +"Nic Cage wasn't very good as Blaze, I don't know why so many people want him back. I know he's a huge Ghost Ride fan, but his performance was cheesy and over the top.",People want him because he's the r/OneTrueGod +Election's Over~ Beyonce will apparently campaign for Hillary this weekend during the Ohio get-out-the-vote concert. After the CMA's last night I would love a version of the Dixie Chicks Not Ready To Make Nice feat Bey.,Well Queen B is great all but wait till you hear where Trump's going to send Chachi. +The Half Shell and Gibson's Donuts.,I went to Gibson's to get my dessert of donuts! +Guy gets kicked off plane for speaking arabic...,I think this is the fake news that I keep hearing about +I could help out and do a trade back myself if you're interested,yea sure I'll add you +I've never had a lesson. Closest good lessons are two hours away.,Wow good job +"wow, you even set your OW to russian for full immersion! what a champ.",He could be a real Russian comrade. +Step 1. Be a good dude. Fin,I thought the first thing girls hate the most are gentlemen. +I wonder when will this cat and mouse game end.,when all the kitten born with small head and die in 1 month time +"He's abused him since that dunk. Also, durant wasn't even the defender on that. He came from the weak side help.",Doesn't matter Durant jumped at same time he was clearly postered +I'm so ungrateful...,I get you...I'd be disappointed to get a second lightning also just because I don't like using duplicates. +"I've had my fair share of both killer and survivor. Let me tell you something, a lot of killers are cancerous as fuck. Literally every time I play survivor and get on a map with a Nurse, they teleport through all obstacles when they chase me. If they hook me, they stand right in front of me and face camp. That's not even the worse part. The worst part is the fact that they think they're good at the game. In end game chat, they tease you for not being able to escape them by saying shit like: lmao ROFL noob survivors ez pz shit like that. And then people whine and complain about how overpowered survivors are. If you want less dodging, less whining, and less queue times then killers need to stop being babies who can't stand a loss (if this applies to you). If you run to an infinite, face camp, or play Nurse, fuck you.","Wow, you're special" +People like her are exactly the reason why conservatives are not taken seriously in America. She is the textbook definition of someone who says they believe in traditional values and then behaves the opposite. Kim Davis has been married 4 times to 3 different men. She cheated on husband #1 with husband #3. Yet she has the nerve to say stuff about gays and lesbians???,Yes but she's straight and married heterosexually so it doesn't count +Baywatch Teaser Trailer (2017) - Paramount Pictures,looks like first shit movie with Dwayne Johnson ... sad! +"ELI5 Why the Canadiens are looking so good? I can't say I've ever paid much attention to the Canadiens, but how did a team not make the playoffs to go so far 9-0-1? I know Price is amazing and they have some real talent but I think I'm missing something here.",Probably because they exfoliate. +"What's so special about /room shaman ? It seems like a hardcore version of the game, we're squishy in that room. You can't fall distances greater than a large and small crate stacked on each other, you can't get hit hard by anything while in that room. If that happens you squeak and die, even as the shaman. Unfortunately that room makes most maps invalid.",Maybe its a test map? +It sells instantly ... each flask needs 7 to craft one so most people biy enough to last them a while,"Many raid from 7-11, thats 4 flasks.. why not sell them in stacks of 28?" +If you would actually read... No where in anything I have written have I said I was against democracy or for installed regimes. It's quite interesting that you would make such a logically false leap.,If multiple people make the same assumption you should question how you present yourself. +"Exit polls, but be careful with what they might suggest this year no matter who they say are ahead or behind.",Where are they showing exit polls? +Force the ball to kd? Not sure if it's a good idea,Your username is a perfect fit for the league's approach to game-planning the Warriors. +GoT legend and rare R3K I ain't even complaining,"I got a couple of duplicates, so overall Great opening!" +How do I get my beta code for IW? I preordered through GameStop.,"I'm sorry, could you repeat the question" +"I imagine it was just something silly, like they originally had Bowser drink a small cup on a saucer with his pinky up, all proper-like, or something like that, and Nintendo just wanted to keep his gruff demeanor in tact. Maybe.","Yeah, maybe there was initially a major sight gag planned with Bowser, and Nintendo didn't approve." +"So, let me get this straight. This guy is advertising that he will have a thousand dollars on him. Why doesn't someone just challenge him to a fight in Detroit and let him just wander around a bit?","The funny thing about this is that he was homeless when he posted this, yet somehow had access to facebook and a grand in cash." +There is no charge coming. Comey stated under oath in July that there are only emails in question and they are non-classified. Why this hasn't been widely reported is a mystery.,Did you happen to listen to Director Comey's testimony? +Wiki says that a Reverse Turing Test is when a human subject tries to appear as a computer.,r/totallynotrobots +Reddit noobs are adorable,redditor for 10 months +You're too rational for reddit. Enjoy the downvotes for speaking the truth,FeelsBadMan +"And watch Texas totally control the conference. Be careful what you wish for, you might get it. UH makes sense as team 16, if the Big 12 ever becomes a Big 16. But as team 12 or 14, it will only lead to more instability for the conference. I really don't know what the UT administration is thinking, so openly supporting UH. Adding UH had absolutely no positives for UT, and few (if any) positives for the Big 12.",I would enjoy seeing a rivalry form between UT and UH +"What would be the lamest, illegal thing you would during The Purge?",Wipe out student loan debt +Kudos! I keep a few friends updated about this. We're pulling for you.,Thank you. +"If you had unlimited time and resources, and knew you could not fail, what would you do?",Carry out Plan Z +Soap opera for dudes honestly. Which is by no means a bad thing,"Unless of course you hate soap operas, then it's subjectively a bad thing" +Or he doesnt know shit but just talks a good game,I think that is Confuscious +Or he doesnt know shit but just talks a good game,I think that is Confuscious +Shooting heron sounds like a good time. How do I get this job?,You could always get the job of shooting heroin +Anon explains why the Electoral College is important to the United States.,When was Ft Drum closed? +"I have looked down at my PS4 controller, making sure I am just pressing the Right on the D-Pad, and the gas mask comes on about 10% of those times. So I think so. Too bad I can't assign buttons, like a normal *modern* *game* 0_o","I changed the right d-pad assignment on ps4 accesibility settings but the mask keep coming out, is a glitch/bug" +Why is Britain sheltering an alleged criminal? Send him back to India for a fair trial.,"the indian govt doesn't really want him back bro, read the writing on the wall" +"The thing I've always joked about doing (because I get enough delight from the joke/threat), is doing a controlled inventory and breaking up all the pill sheets and packs into singles.",That's monstrous. +What had the most disappointing ending?,This year's American election +Non-shit link?,"press CC, not as good as what the bot usually tuns out but better" +Why is the weepinbels mouth censored?,^Why ^is ^the ^girl ^afraid ^^Hint ^^Hint +If anything this makes Trump look good. Spend 1/5 and get similar polling results.,Hopefully most of the spend is for future ad placements. +"Get a mac they said, macs doesn't freeze they said",Taking a picture of your screen is not a way around the no screenshots rule. +So you'd rather side with the side that straight up bombs the civilians?,"at least the bombs don't have humans strapped to them, that makes it better!" +It won't matter because the caps don't,"We may be shit, but you still sniff our bonfire." +do you have a link for this so I can ~~check if I have it~~ make fun of nvidiots? lmao,It izz true i haz novideo 1070 and it haz ghosting ayymd +That,Feeling +"In 10 words or less, describe your main to someone who never played LoL Mine: Vladimir He sucks you off then bleeds everywhere to kill you.","broken sword gets unbroken, then slices you up" +Are we going to see the return of Angry MalkinTM?,He looks angry Everytime he gets tossed out of the circle. +"This is a great example of how not to make a video. Show, don't tell. This could have been 6 minutes shorter.","Do one yourself, then" +"Don't forget the OG PC, the abacus. Those were the days, good times.",Back then OG stood for Old Guy +"I can't wrap my head around this. Secret unused bathroom, directions posted to the internet, on one of the most time-wasting sites for an office job... What a moron.","Why is he a moron, if he's getting paid to do pretty much fuck all but bugger about on the net all day, frankly he's a smart guy for sticking with it." +What's an instant turn-off for you?,"Apparently believing in astrology, put me right off her." +"I was actually just going to throw one up on reverb if you're interested. It's highly tweakable I'm just not much of a chorus guy I think. Plus I am jonesin for a couple of other pedals. Let me know if you're interested in buying, I've got the box, bag, and pick that comes with it still too!",Hm.. check your PMs. +Hillary Clinton to shatter the glass ceiling. Angela Merkel confirmed as a dude.,"Nah, I'd say the glass ceiling shattered Hillary, 'cause the last time I looked, it's still there, and she isn't." +"The AI does not hate you, nor does it love you, but you are made out of atoms which it can use for something else.",Why would it want to do anything? +"I don't want to seem facetious, but have you looked at the manual that comes with the GPU? it may have some information on their. Or also the PSU manual ?",Neither manual has any helpful information relating to my issue +"As a (admittedly much much smaller) tech youtuber, these sort of comments about being a shill and stuff really piss me off. Show GPU benchmarks by putting FPS figures over gameplay, but since it's the same games I use for the GPUs I re-use the footage and just change the numbers relevant to the cards. I use Unigine heaven which shows you what GPU you are running in the top corner. Without even a second thought, some asshole replied to every single comment that was on a newly released GTX 1070 review saying I was a paid shill for Nvidia and Asus (it was an Asus STRIX 1070) because I was clearly using SLI 980s in the benchmarks. He didn't ask hey what's up with Unigine Heaven footage?, went full retard. Irony is Gigabyte sponsors my channel and Asus wouldn't touch me with a barge poll until I dropped them, and I don't work directly with Nvidia.",what channel? +How?,casting it +How is she trashy?,I mean if she is trashy I want to be trashy too. +"Yeah, for sure. I'm just not seeing anything in the post that would make me assume it would lead to conflict, really - OP says they're nice folk; and ultimately, he's their guest, so it's kind of on them to handle him. Unless OP goes in guns blazing and ranting about how they're assholes who need to sort out their visitors, I don't see how a friendly 'hey, please remind your visitors about guest parking, kthxbye' with a smile would create some horrible situation. Buuuuuuuut then nothing surprises me after spending years reading this sub.","yeah, before this sub I'd be amazed at the overreactions, but I guess OP just wanted some reassurance" +"TIL that if you loose a tooth but can put it back in it's socket within 20 minutes, there's an extremely high chance that the roots will heal themselves.",what the fuck is up with the title +This right here is one of the reasons I switched to an iPhone. No apps get to eat battery out of control and I can have a full systemwide adblocker on WiFi and cellular without root.,You can adblock systemwide on Android aswell without root +"Thanks! I actually just pulled those photos from Google, they're not mine. I prefer the Engage display as well, and that's what I used on the 2015 and what I've used on the 2016 so far. I just wish that number was shown on the battery. So on your 2017, the EV miles are shown on the battery?","Yup, miles are definitely shown in Engage." +The cheap plastic baby formula lid had a surprisingly complex manifold-shape reflection of a sunbeam.,I TOTALLY understand all of this perfectly +"I just miss her old self and how she used to be... she was so genuine and honest about things. Now she is this over characterized version of herself and it is just too much, it sucks. :/","Careful, wishing for jaclyns old self means you want her to be depressed and suicidal, you horrible person" +What did I see? after jumping into a system i was immediately knocked out of supercruise. The star was extremely bright and was basically one big lense flare. i tried flying towards it but it was damaging my ship from across the system. i eventually just left because is didn't have a scanner. can anyone tell me what it was?,"You were not far from the star, it's just that it was a small star." +"At this rate next week they'll be saying Hillary is the real president and Trump didn't exist. It was all just a nightmare. And they'll believe it. You'll take them to the White House to show them Trump sitting in the Oval Office and they'll just shake their heads and say Nope, that's not real. Hillary is President. She must've invited Trump to visit, what a gracious woman!",Rachel Mancow already said this. +J.J. Abrams: A Portal Movie Announcement is Coming Soon,I can't tell if I should be excited or frightened. +SMITE Skin Giveaway (PC),Major roasting via bot +"Depends on how much fat you have. My ass is phat, so I'm able to pin up to 2 ml easily.",You pin 2 ml sub q? +Shit*,in your cornflakes +I don't care about Hitler's SS. I don't care about Wolfsangel.,"Read my edits, why the fuck do you care about Jews in azov then?" +"10 Weeks in the Season, what's your team biggest hole? As a Jags fan, HC and QB",Our winning dissability But more seriously: * Strength and conditioning staff * Coaching/Play-calling * CB play +Why aren't you in a relationship?,Don't want one really +"It only costs ~2 mil in blitz pro packs to get 150 tickets.. Stop complaining this event is for big spenders because you can get one of the players yourself. Personally, I'm gonna open the pro packs and get enough tickets for night train lane.",The thing is you can get much better players for 2.2 mil +Holy shit. Is he like a UF promo only or can you can him from the GC set?,"Not from uf promo, very rare though" +"Any good Lava Hound decks post update? I used to use a LH, ID, MM deck but it had poison and pump. Both of which got nerfed. Any suggestions? Currently at 3100 trophies.",Take out pump +Thought about it but I didn't see it stickied. Downvote away! I'm just curious as to why he's considered good.,Its literally the first thing under the gigantic banner......cmon dude +The 'ol razzle dazzle!,Razzle dazzle Call it what you want To me it don't matter It's where I belong It's a matter of distinction A real fine line Between an orgy of destruction And a wonderful time +"Hello. Fellow human here. AMA LAUGHING OUT LOUD. LAUGHING OUT LOUD. LAUGHING OUT LOUD. I AM NOT ACTUALLY A ~~HUMAN~~ ~~HUMAN~~ ROBOT, I'M ACTUALLY A HUMAN AND I'M CAPABLE OF FABRICATING HUMOR.",KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE JUST ANOTHER HUMAN HAHA HAHA. +"Ha, I'd join anyone in a heartbeat if I could. :p","Heck, you could probably tweet them that pic, hopefully they'd make the change!" +"It's a good thing that your team is doing better than all 3 of those teams this year, otherwise your comment would just be embarrassing.",It's a good thing that the Patriots are in your division otherwise I might be take offense to a team with 1 playoff win since Y2K. +hat,Yeah I got a playtime woody for ya +Nobody plays the same game forever unless they're a pro,It's almost as if there can be more than one videogame in a person's life. +Third Grade class holds Congressional Debate in Class: Concludes Electoral College should be abolished,To bad third graders can't vote +It works much harder than most of my Mexican cousins who have families to feed,Nice one +I feel for those taxpayers.,If the people want a football team then they want a football team. +My change room people beckon for me,I'd love to see him 10 pin bowling +It depends where you live. I got them about once a month in Ottawa. Moved to Van and it was like every other day.,"I live in Ottawa now and I'm averaging three a week; the only shit I do is commute via bus, and groceries." +Sarah Silverman's take on the election. Yuck.,And there go my nipples again +Grabbing the bride by the pussy,"Sit back down, Mr Trump..." +Do Film Critics Hate Superhero Movies?,No. +"Yeah but he could be always showing up late to the action, panting heavily.",After credits scene confirmed. +"RANT & Brag thread. TOAH TAKES SO MUCH DAMN TIME ___ **REMEMBER THE RULES:** - PRESS THE CAPSLOCK BUTTON ON YOUR KEYBOARD, OR DON'T - WRITE ABOUT WHATEVER IS MAKING YOU ANGRY. OR WANTING TO BRAG ABOUT. OTHER PLAYERS WILL AGREE WITH YOU IN ALL CAPS - SHOUTING AT EACH OTHER ABOUT THINGS WE HATE WILL FORM A STRONG RELATIONAL BOND IN THE SUMMONERS WAR COMMUNITY - ??? - PROFIT",HARMLESS PRANK HARMLESS PRANK HARMLESS PRANK HARMLESS PRANK HARMLESS PRANK HARMLESS PRANK HARMLESS PRANK HARMLESS PRANK HARMLESS PRANK HARMLESS PRANK HARMLESS PRANK HARMLESS PRANK HARMLESS PRANK HARMLESS PRANK HARMLESS PRANK WIND BARB AOE HARMLESS PRANK HARMLESS PRANK HARMLESS PRANK HARMLESS PRANK HARMLESS PRANK HARMLESS PRANK HARMLESS PRANK HARMLESS PRANK HARMLESS PRANK BRAND BRAND HARMLESS PRANK HARMLESS PRANK HARMLESS PRANK HARMLESS PRANK HARMLESS PRANK HARMLESS PRANK HARMLESS PRANK HARMLESS PRANK HARMLESS PRANK HARMLESS PRANK HARMLESS PRANK HARMLESS PRANK +Rewatch the previous season before you start a new one.,What if I don't have time? +"That's the TV licence though. Everyone with a TV has to pay it no matter if you have Sky, Virgin or anything else. So technically it's free in the sense that the TV licence is a mandatory fee for everyone no matter who you're with. You don't have to pay anything extra on top of the TV licence unlike Sky when you're with Freeview.",You don't need a license if it's solely for playing consoles on. +i would imagine the less technically inclined would not know what face book is... i guess everything occurs on a spectrum,"If they have children, they are on facebook." +Mark 6:9,!verse mark 6:9 +You don't need to install GeForce Experience. You don't even change driver level settings in GeForce Experience. You use the Nvidia control panel which is way more customizable than AMD's crimson software.,You need to install GFE if you want Shadowplay though. +"Hope they do a get her after 10 summons safety net cause damnnn she is op!!! (But gumi being gimu, it definitely not going to happen but really hope they put really good rate up and safety net on her)",No safety net bois +OH SHIT I HAVE AN INTERVIEW TOMORROW,with a vampire? +"They may not be the coolest revolvers, but I got my Dad and I matching Nagant revolvers.",Now silence them +"also the annoying side effects of depression, sterility and a permanently low sperm count? stop going on huffington post you degenerate.","It was sarcasm about it being the same as women's side effects, I guess that requires a" +Just for some perspective: Metroid skipped the entire N64 generation too. The franchise isn't *super* dead yet. F-Zero is the dead one.,You people are all forgetting about Metroid Blast! +What movie left you completely speechless at the end?,The Green Mile +I am surprised with the amount of likes this video has. With all the shit that went down I would imagine trynameress face would result in an instant dislike. Or is it boosted or too early to tell?,"peasants have the brain of a goldfish, they could deleted all champs from random peoples accounts and tell them to buy them again and people would forget about it after a week" +"What is your hobby/profession's Anyway, here's Wonderwall?","Hobby: Rainbow Six Siege Anyway, here's Rook" +"George W. Bush, dressed as Santa, visiting children in hospital. Secret Service dressed as elves.",Makes up for all the people who died because of his decisions +Have nobody realized this game got a little contaminated by SJW mindset and they totally fucked up with the technical aspect because they were more worried about making a melting pot of a city than making a game work?,"We get it, you're butthurt the protagonist is black." +"Well i haven't yet done a lot of rep grinding because of my exploration focus. With Factions, do you mean the PowerPlay guys or Feds and the Empire?","Like The Peoples Front of Judea, and the Judean Peoples Front." +"Dad, i think i hit a bird...",That's a huge sparrow! +Honestly its more sad imo.,Ive counted 4 times that people have posted the same google results and said SEE NO DYDRATION +"That's pretty much exactly what they are. But they're water mammals, so they love swimming and only crap when in water.",Thats...interesting +Purdue. Because trains.,"Apparently Louisville runs more trains than Purdue, so by that logic.... :)" +Yup. Our beloved Deklein has been sorely neglected of late. They're p bad.,Feel free to come back up fam. +Hard reset = unplug and replug Factory reset = wipe everything.,TIL :) +"I work at a managed services provider, basically an outside IT department. When clients refuse to upgrade servers as suggested we make them sign a waiver. When shit goes down, as it always does, they call us to yell. I point at the IT proposal they 'didnt need' and we laugh and fire them as a client.",this just gave me flashbacks source: former msp guy +Yup. My 40th sucked I was so disappointed. Nobody invited or showed. I ended up organizing a poker game I think later that week. Hers is next summer. She says she wants nothing. Fine by me.,And the circle continues +"What about half ginger? I have incomplete dominant ginger genes, making just my beard ginger.",Nothing wrong with that +"I work right off wash ave and I can agree. It's getting way out of hand. I take 15min walks on my breaks and in those 15mins I get asked 3 times on average for money. I even had a hobo follow me keeping asking. I literally had to threaten him for him to leave me alone. I've seen hobos Fuckin in plain site, doing drugs in plain site and one even smeared poop all over the ticket booth my company uses for our parking lot. Yea, that's something you wanna roll up to in the morning, a poop smeared ticket machine that I have to use my card on.... Awesome. Something needs to be done.","Apparently San Francisco has all of these problems also, this tech start-up scene might be getting a little too realistic." +I was thinking more about Jaguars vs Titans than last nights game,Dolphins vs Bengals was another great one +I used to be anti-muslim because of ISIS but if you look at the islamic religion it actually offers a nice balance to the inundating Marxism we live in today.,Please tell me you forgot your +"I simply can not take anything this person says seriously. Also, fuck the CBC for wasting time reporting about this.",But it's every sane person's responsibility and duty to pander to every whim of the insane. +I went back to watch through that series again a few weeks ago and was super bummed to find out they removed it from Netflix.,the struggle is too real. +"Tips on how to be a good slave, I mean boyfriend.",From the title I thought this was a post in r/BDSM +That's why you always have to ask prostitutes if they want to star in an extremely low budget movie for $75,"Smart plan, except then you are violating business licensing laws, and laws against film production without city approval, and filming lewd acts laws." +Hahahaha that is definitely a byproduct of infertility. It has to do with an extremity!! Yay!! I am sort of in fear that next time I go to a normal doctor appointment I will forget and take my pants off. It feels so normal at this point.,"Oh god, that would be hilarious, yet so relatable." +Obviously not a minute long cd and 3-4 seconds of active time. The numbers would be decided and tweaked by Riot. If you delete it then there is no way for AD's to deal with champs heavily reliant on healing.,You could replace the item in the buildpath to mortal reminder and still have mortal reminder have it +Can I be Real for a second?,Is this copy pasta auto scheduled to be posted weekly? +Moby: Donald Trump Is 'Actual Sociopath',But what does Fatboy Slim think? +Donald Trump on refusing presidential salary: I won't take even $1,Will ensure passage of legislation to secure he earns way more for the rest of his life +Talk about whitewashing.,Literally drinking Bleach! +"In the ninth grade, we had a girl at school bragging about a butt tattoo her uncle had given her. The teacher found out about it, and we suddenly never saw the girl again.","Hey it's me, your ninth grade friend, with the butt tattoo." +The White House announces a sweeping plan to increase EV charging stations,"Good because if anyone is great at investment and spending on cutting edge tech, it's the government" +So I can't enjoy a nice dinner at a cozy table because people with children have more right to good restaurant seating than I do?,"Well since you describe it like that, they're probably white and middle class, so yes." +maga,maga +My bias? For who? I think they're both total garbage.,Your bias against females you sexist +I certainly expect some more NASCAR cameos. Wonder if Dale will come back looking like his current Gen 6 car.,I wonder if it's possible for a car to change their own body like that... Metal surgery? +"A teenager should be able to get themselves to appointments, even if it means taking a cab.","Ok, but you still have to pay the cab?" +"I wasn't in steam and my laptop doesn't have an easily useable screenshot function, such as Steam's in game. Taking the image and posting from mobile was far more convenient.",You can just press the PrintScreen key on the keyboard and paste into paint +"R.A.T 7 mouse reviews? I have problems after 2 years anyone else? Hi, I thought I would try a rat 7 mouse to replace my logitech mouse. Boy I was wrong after 2 years its started not moving now and then. Anyone else getting that problem?","Not 7 but 5, my RAT 5 broke after 2 years." +Alonso & Button Post Quali Interview,"Bit of a bromance going on there, now we know why JB is hanging around next season, he's going to be Alonso's masseuse!" +"Can confirm on the Harry Potter and magic bit. My parents have never been that hard on it. I agree, definitely just feel it out.","On the other side of the coin, my little sister brought home a Harry Potter book from school and our mother refused to allow it in the house - made her hang it on the outside doorhandle in a plastic bag until she could return it from whence it came!" +Anyone using Google Photos instead of the stock Photos app? mainly for phone storage ....?,I'm all in on iCloud Photo Library and I love it +Minimum wage becomes too high you don't get public aid.,"Pretty sure someone at wal-mart did that math, the amount of money they would make by having an even greater monopoly probably grossly outweighs the lack of public aid." +Just name the Calfornia Hall of Fame after Tony Gwynn already...,"Still got Seau, LT and Coryell putting the name up for grabs." +You can repeat the leaving but you cant repeat the sesh,This thread is gas lads. +Seeing her in Black Mirror made me see her totally differently.,"She looked so much older in Black Mirror, I hardly recognized her at first." +Odd that I dont see a picture of her on the article. Is that just on my browsers end or what?,"I didn't either, but thankfully there's a file photo of the Rowdies' logo, because why not?" +Hurricane Hermine damage. Please help any way you can.,HAHA STORMS ARE JOKES GUISE PLS UPBOAT MY DANK MAY MAY FOR KARMA +"LIVE Stream: Donald Trump Rally in Atkinson, NH 11/4/16",#MAGA +Just whatever you like? No?,"Well yeah, but I ran out of options recently and I wanted to expand my Music Pool haha." +Based only on skin color yes. But whites are a subgroup of Caucasians which includes Arabs and most of Pakistanis and Indians.,"Idk, a lot of Israelis and such look as white or even whiter than the average American." +RWBY Volume 4 Trailer on RoosterTeeth,Dicks out for Harambe +10 months later - Deleting the Facebook App Could Save Up to 20 Percent of Your Android's Battery Life,Absolutely true. +"That, and what gets under your skin more when you stand your ground, when someone yells at you for it or when they say i feel sorry for you and that's it? Because yelling and insulting Trump does nothing. In fact, it probably helps him. But to do what Biden did? I'm sure Trump's fucking **pissed**, and more likely to make another insanely stupid comment in the heat of the moment that hurts his campaign.","Ah yes, the Head Pat strategy to diminish your opponent" +How did they spell it before they edited?,Gahl. +Craig Sager Passes Away,Rip Craig.. dude was a legend and never quit fighting. +Yeah the low profile kit delays the rodeo notification for enemy titans. Since I switched to it on most of my loadouts the vast majority of my rodeos are successful.,"It's simply the best perk for attrition and bounty hunt, hands down." +"Real Talk: The moment I stop seeing white people and whiteness being scapegoated for the ongoing plights of the People of Color in this country, the moment I stop seeing rhetoric to the tune of you can't be racist against white people because some dipshit in academia fairy recently decreed a bullshit formula for Racism that has piss all shit to with a person's *fucking race* constantly and aggressively being pissed in my face for no other reason save that I happen to be born with whiter skin, the moment you finally;y find it in yourselves to stow the divisive bullshit and finger pointing and actually act like you want to have a dialogue, then I'm totally on board to have one with you. This conversation will *never* start with you pissing down my throat for no reason other than you feel you have carte blanche to do so because I'm white and inadvertently the cause of all your problems. That's bullshit. It's bullshit. Bullshit.","Dude nobody is saying that, also I'm white, Jesus Christ man what's wrong with you" +"Wanna make my nephew Something awesome but he is Allergic to so much stuff (reposted from r/food) So my nearly 2 year old nephew is allergic to eggs, dairy and nuts and I always feel so bad for him cause he has 3 siblings that aren't. The doctors think it might pass as he gets older, this is something that happens apparently, but I was looking to see if anyone had any awesome recipes of there own for baked goods, or know of any good ones online, that I can make for him, or pass on to his parents, just incase. Thanks a lot",Check out r/veganrecipes or check out the Vegan Recipes Search link on the sidebar. +Check out your brawl ideas on gosugamers,The Butcher-Murky one sounds great. +Basically any argument in r/askreddit,Nuh uh +The gawker lawsuit was completely legitimate. They posted a private sex video then refused to take it down after a judge ordered them to do so and then they joked about child porn during the trial. Fuck gawker. I'm glad they got destroyed.,"I'm not saying that the claim wasn't legitimate, but I don't see Theil as a Free press sort of person because of that." +No one asked you buddy,But...who asked you? +It's all about people agreeing with them. They threw Fox News under the bus during the whole Megyn Kelly debacle.,It's almost like everyone on the internet is selectively exposing themselves to people who agree with them... If only there were some theory that could prove this. +"Why would you root it to keep it enabled if you just left it off in a drawer? Also, that bit about bring it on a plane if you dislike the government.",He likes to be on watch lists +"I feel like, if 400 years from now, we were invaded by aliens and they played space cricket, and they had an American mascot who got drunk and shot guns, i'd be okay with that. I probably would have been more bothered by all the, you know, actual killing of my people.",Chief Wahoo and the Redskins are both very fucked up +"Whether he cares or not, guys like Woodley and Robbie are not the one.......",Agreed. +Anyone finding any swamps? I noticed there isn't a settings for them and none of the arks I generated have them.,Swamps and desert will come later. +"If Riot releases a legendary skin for Graves, they should give him a cigar, and kill yet another meme.",wow haha epic post XD +Elon Musk unveils Solar Roof,"And it can be installed at your home for a 30 payments of $9,999." +"I'm not sure if everyone read the article and saw that it was two British men that raped her, not locals. They flew back to the UK while she was still in jail.",British +If Victor wins the F4 or F3 HOH he ties the HOH record :o,riviculous +Is there a team that depends more on a single player? Please don't get hurt tarasenko.,The Devils would be in trouble if Cory or Andy Greene were out long term +Ronin is just a Reaper clone CONFIRMED!,DIE DIE DIE +"Every time before playing Titanfall, we pray for our speed God.","Mighty Sanic, God of chili dogs, I use this stim in thy name." +Your angle is so bad it could be hiding a one way street in front of the camera.,But then the light should be moved over and not bathing the house in light? +I think that personality is mostly on hell's kitchen because most of those people work in professional kitchens and should know better. On master chef he can get agitated in order to push home chefs past their comfort point but is very encouraging. Master chef junior is great cause gordon just encourages the crap out of all the talent he sees.,"Also, most of the time on Master Chef it is just the judges eating the food, they aren't serving it to other people." +I made dis,swing and a miss bud +"I like trees. Trees never judged me. Neither do dogs. I'm starting a new religion/commune. We will be Green Dogists. We try not to be a dick, live sustainably, and have at least one shelter dog per home. A giant dog park shall be the community gathering spot. It's not any crazier than any other religion.",Dog bless you. +Florida man caught having sex with horse at Colorado ranch claims 'it seduced him',Whoa Nellie...... +Matthews does it again with his 2nd goal of the game,God I fucking love it +Pre-purchased game through GameStop just now... no code for cod4 campaign download.. The manager even said he never heard of the campaign coming to PS4 early 30 days early. What the fuck?,You have to go on Oct 5 and they'll give you a receipt with the code on it. +"Because the personality is different in their portrayals, are they the same queen even? I mean I was confused when they added that to the mythology in the first place.",I guess you could explain it by saying the Queen has access to so many individuals' personalities that she can choose which to use to manipulate others at any given moment. +"Scrolled all the way to the bottom and never saw **Mylan**, the company that owns EpiPens. Basically operating on fear, they know that the customer's choice is either pay the price or die. Some people can't afford an EpiPen and are risking anaphylactic attacks because a company has a monopoly on a medication.","I guess those who would die because they couldn't afford an EpiPen are just sacrifices to the wondrous, all-knowing Free Market" +"When Bardframe is released, what song would you try to create? Macintosh 420.",#ITS THE NUT SHACK +"Not receiving bonuses is not being mistreated. Again, if they feel they deserve bonuses, then fight for developers to get them too. The developers themselves don't even need to be a part of the process.",Don't you think it's absurd that you don't want the devs to unionize but then expect and entirely different Union to demand benefits for them? +"Damn, that lady hacked the internet",don't get the writers at CSI: Cyber all excited +Gov. Rick Scott says no to extending Florida voter-registration deadline,Why are Republicans so afraid to let people vote? +Holy shit. I'm being dead serious here...Do you think he is a pedophile?,"I think he sees anything with a vagina as a sex object, and that it applies to girls below the age of consent." +That's not cool. Don't deny someone a plane so you get to the point faster. You put the other dude who spawned in pited against two enemies.,I think he was saying that he gets in with planes as a gunner and jumps out over a point +....feight?,Fate +Brit tourist allegedly gang-raped on camera in Dubai faces jail for 'extra-marital sex' after cops accuse her of breaching Sharia law and strip her of passport,Stuff like this makes my blood boil +Girls can't fit my dick into them sometimes.,is it that small? +No 2x GRC?,Thanks Gimu. +Gary Oldman played the chair.,That explains why it was the most believable chair I've seen on film... +Clinton up 10 nationally in a new Fairleigh Dickinson University Poll,"An A rated pollster, 50-40 in a 2 way race, 46 to 36 in a 4 way race." +"Well, I try to collect samples off of all of your lips, but its difficult. Lot's of cross contamination goes on with all the other semen you guys slurp up on a daily basis.",I bet you got aroused typing that. +Evel Dick & Rachel Reilly discuss ACP strategy #BBOTT,A real debate of the minds +"this is so true. I mean look at how he did against JMM, who is one of the best ring cutters and combo punchers in boxing. Floyd made him look lost.",JMM was fantastic at a lot of things but cutting off the ring was definitely not one of them +"This caught my eye, as well as Chris Pratt driving a motorcycle through a roadless jungle at 50 mph.",Obstacles move out of *his* way. +"Don't forget our ridiculous phone plans as well. But hey, we can't let foreign telecom companies in. That would be unfair to Rogers and Bell right?","They're already starving as it is, because of the insane amount of competition driving prices criminally low!" +"Ikr, I always thought IDs and such are stupid but we started learning about database management in school a few weeks ago and now it all makes sense.","ID are great and all, but you should not ALWAYS uses them." +plus I can't find the Sennheiser HD 220 II that they say are the better pair.,"Those are over the ears anyway, author not even comparing similar products." +"As far as anybody knows, nope. He just dropped a diss completely outta the blue and as you can see, yachty doesn't have any beef with him or know anything prior I don't have problems with j Cole but I don't necessarily like the idea of throwing shots to make yourself seem like a bigger guy but idk it comes off as ridiculous for a 31 year old man to start dissing a 19 year old fun loving kid because you don't like his music, comes off as a crotchety old man",this nigga old enough to be my dad +GameDay - Raps vs Warriors let's goooooooo Can't wait for KLOE and DBO to finally get us a signature win.,"Please win this one, we could be the first team to hand warriors their first back to back losses since a long time" +Mmm I don't see Delita get a single critical hit. He has Crit +40%.. But it just doesn't work I guess?,Did you not see him crit himself to death? +Fidel Castro: Ken Livingstone mentions Hitler while defending Cuban leader as 'absolute giant of 20th Century',Ken is a joke! +One thing you should check is if a Texas state court opinion cites to your 5th Circuit case. That happens a fair amount.,Oh ya good idea. +isnt this the monument in australia when once a year it casts no shadow,"Wait I thought this is Ankara, Turkey" +Ultimate Chicken Need,The 20 on Rob's face got me +They watched the Phantom Menace.,"I'll try spinning (this), that's a good trick!" +Can we get this stickied? I seriously feel like this should be top of our front page.,"Everyone go to this video on youtube, and report the video" +How R9 380 4GB works in Battlefield 1 (Benchmark),R9 280X ultra 55 to 64 fps. +Those poor maids.,"Seriously, these people almost had to buy it or worry about their jobs." +or discord,\^Also that +They underestimated our laziness and apathy. They could put a physical button on my desk and I still wouldnt care enough to press it.,"i mean it wasnt fun the first time and now doing it 3 more times, it's funny today i could have done it once but i really didn't want to so i didn't." +Why don't more people play this game?,Doesn't have much content +"The Doctor is said to speak 'Baby'. If Baby is a language, why doesn't the TARDIS translate it like it does with all other languages?",Rule #1: The doctor lies. +The only downside to this method is that people who grind all season to get to challenger dont get the same chance as people who end this season at challenger.,"Well it seems the point is to reward the best players, why shouldn't the people that get Challenger earlier get more out of it?" +"Thanks a lot, that clears up a lot to me. I am still a novice on all of this so i never took for granted that there were groups C and G.",You're welcome. +"Biffle to the 88 next year, one year deal, calling it.",!Remindme 9 months +"What headphones do you use? Actually, I'll expand the question to any music related equipment . I used to have Audio Technica M50 but it broke and I couldn't replace it for a while. Been using the Apple headphones that came with my phone lately. Right now I'm considering getting the Audio Technica M50x. I liked the M50 my biggest complaint was that it was somewhat uncomfortable for me. I just need something good under $200. Also now I have access to a midi and a mic, so that's cool.",i personally love the m50s +Anybody know of a good way to back up android photos?,Google photos automatically backs mine up. +Yeah the american statement and the 66 trillion B.C. one make me think this a troll but i also think there are people this stupid. So i don't know.,There is a belief that even malcom X held of a tribe from 66 trillion so who knows... +No. I assume Sanjiv Rai is a male.,Yeah I realized that after I wrote that comment. +"Have no fears, they have stories for years. Well, at least 30",I for one welcome our new WEE episodes. +Somewhere out there is a person that's an actual banana analyst. They get to say it with a shit-eating grin on their face whenever they meet someone new.,"Or not in person, on their banana phone." +Candy canes,"Damnit, I thought your username was an awesome sub i'd never heard of" +I think I found a flaw with Baby I don't really see how an ice cream maker would work inside of Baby how would it be small enough how does she make it how does she scoop it does she have cones and cups inside of her how does it stay cold and not melt inside of her how do kids fit in her BLAH BLAH BLAH none of this is very realistic...,Maybe that's why she's 7 feet tall +"Ugh, ik moet leren voor mijn tentamens, zodat ik morgen naar museumnacht kan.","Ik deel je pijn, ik kan het hele weekend leren zodat ik maandag niet ten onder ga in een zee van vlammen." +True. He likes to listen to himself talk. Haha.,I can picture him falling asleep to his own director's commentary. +"little bit of column A, little bit of column B",A little bit of column bine +I wish we could melt down some of these gold nuggets into alpha gear. I have 4 nuggets myself and would love to turn them into a hat or something cool like that,Lmao Rocket League Foundry n Crucible DLC. +"Necromancer Will Cost Money, So What? Why are you guys all upset? They have a right to charge for it. Stop being so entitled. I will gladly pay for the Necromancer class.","Also, 2 stash tabs... It's like - 80h of life - on the bundle." +"Maybe, but I doubt it. Nobody would like to see watered down gameplay after watching Pc tournaments.",Popular opinion you got there buddy. +Including the tubes and shipping its about um .. 90USD.,"Fuck for that price, I woud buy your manual and it would still be 10 times cheaper than the pre build stuff" +"Couldn't think of a better place to post, but does anyone know how to remove these stickers?",Fire... Fire is always the answer and even when it's not it destroys whatever the problem was so no answer is needed. +perhaps dont play if you have a wonky internet connection? Atleast not competitive,Well that shuts out entire countries +I also want to know!,Thirded! +I was laughing when the robbers wore Avengers Masks,Hulk gives it away. +no ur a puppet,hey its me ur puppet +"Die Frage ist, aus welchem Grund tut das die Kiste",Maosochismus. +"No you see it wouldn't be realistic to have a person of color fighting a dragon, because in medieval Poland that almost never happened.",/uj I love this comment :) +"Didn't Trump cheat on at least 2 of his wives and is possibly sleeping around with his 3rd? Claiming that he wasn't attracted to her, because she was carrying his child. Also, didn't Trump like sexually assault 12, 13 women (possibly a lot more) during that time? Also, I am pretty sure that Trump is bring brought up with civic child rape and molestation charges.","No, see men cheating on their wives, is the wives fault." +Dinos were probably feathered. Shit. Can't even imagine if some giant fucking rooster with teeth like butcher knives came running at me like that. game over man.,"I can see the similarities between chicken and T-rex, Velociraptors and such, but what about Stegosaurus and Triceratops?" +Trump Said He Would Be Very Angry If His Suppoters Didn't Vote For Him,Each day he sounds more like a dictator. +"Hey mods, fake news up in here",Really did need saying twice! +Non-hypocrites can find anything funny.,"Which, I think, is what puzzles me about your view of what constitutes humor." +Ahhh no. I greatly dislike horn instruments so they can stay away :),"As a middle-school band saxophone player, I'm deeply offended." +I did recently change my TV to surround sound so maybe that's the problem.,"Unless you have a proper AVR/home theater with the proper rear speakers plugged in, you're better off setting everything to stereo - both on the Wii U and TV." +"Haha, I love the names people give their junk, I had a woman call it a vajigger a month back and I was just tickled. The best question would have to be all the times men thought the protrusion (to stimulate the clit) on a rabbit vibrator is meant to go in the butt. I tell them that wasn't the intention but why not, go ahead and try.",TIL that doesn't go in the butt. +what if I didn't want a raise wtf,Go vote for bernie you socialist. +That's love,The thing is I think she liked teasing me because I can't cum from rimjobs so if she wanted she could just tease me in to a squirming mess for hours and I couldn't do much +Because you can learn a lot about a man from what his cooking preferences and skill level is. The higher proficiency the more devious the man.,TTIL I'm a devious person. +"The problem is, he followed that up with 5 runs in 5 innings.","Well, tbf, he apparently wasn't fully healthy when he came back(though thankfully he doesn't need surgery this offseason), and his curve and slider were generally mediocre to terrible this postseason" +Can we team up with Pirates fans and try to get both the Cards and Giants out of the playoffs? All in favor say eye,eye +I'm pretty sure majority of boys will be praising these sick fucks as Hokage goddammit.,What's annoying is that some people only heard about Hokage from these pervs instead of Naruto +Houses we cant afford with jobs we'll never find and health we'll never have.,We were promised change. +I love getting potgs for other people,Name checks out +"20k KM is not a lot. And a connecting rod bearing that needs replaced means the connecting rod bearing is deformed or damaged. Bearings in the connecting rod are easily damaged when they heat up, and this heat is typically caused by friction due to lack of lubrication. I'd be willing to bet this bike needs more than a connecting rod bearing, and that you'll find damage to the top end as well, particularly, the cam and cam journals. TL;DR: This bike was likely oil starved, and if that's the case, you may find more damage.",Thanks! +Who do you think will get Rosberg's seat for 2017?,"My bad guys, I should have put Bottas on the list as well" +I remember that,I 'member! +"I'm taking the low hanging fruit here, but Ortiz isn't on the ballot yet",I don't think he's referring to Ortiz specifically +"never thought I'd see my hometown anywhere around the front page. Aint Ridge a beaut, I can see the street where the hookers hang out.",I can see the corner where the buses dropped off all the homeless people at 3 in the morning so Vancouver isn't shamed +Thank you SCOTUS for deciding racism was dead and so the voting rights act was no longer necessary.,Read my lips: There's no racism in the South. +Xbone :(,"mod that skips that part of main quest if it's out, good luck" +I hope they raise their feathers like with the third head when they get angry or when someone scares them. Or when they try to impress the opposite sex with how big their feathers are.,Oh god tevarin akward boners would be so easy to spot +Look what i found on the way out from school,This is one of the things that do not happen in Germany +"I'm trying to avoid the rain this weekend, so north up the 15/395 is out . Looking for alternatives to Ocotillo, any suggestions?",Riding in the desert rain is the best! +"The RoEs even in the first weeks were not shoot on sight, they still required credible threat. They could not fire upon a person walking towards them just because they looked Muslim (looked like a threat cause threats looked Muslim). It did get more restrictive as time progressed, but it's not like we invaded Afghanistan and said F it, shoot everyone and let God sort it out.","You've already established you don't know what you're talking about, so I'm not going to belabor your point." +"The 4 RAM slots look somewhat like this: || || If you install 2 sticks in the 2 slots on the left side (or both on the right side) They run in single channel, meaning they act like one bigger stick. If you install them in slot 1 & 3 (or 2 & 4) they run in dual channel, doublng the speed because they act as 2 sticks and the system can read from / write to both simultaneously. In a desktop the RAM speed isn't the bottleneck though for most tasks. Integrated graphics can benefit greatly from this though because they have no dedicated VRAM.",Now I'm curious how mine RAM is set.... Hmm +"Did anyone here succeed in getting rid of a fetish? I (M, 23) had macrophilia ever since i was 4, as far as i can remember. If you don't know what that is, it's when you can only get turned on by seeing or fantasizing on giant women. It has little to do with sex: what arouses me is imagining these giant ladies destroying cities and crushing helpless people and buildings. Now i've come to a time in my life where i really want to experience being in a relationship. This weird fetish of mine always kept me away from the opposite gender - i was just fine with fantasies - but now i feel like i really want to experience that kind of connection and intimacy with someone else, and i have romantic feelings for a person. I can't help but feel that it would be unfair to even try to start a relationship with a girl, when i could only be interested in her mind, and i'd rather fantasize about her being hundreds of feets tall and crushing little people than craving actual sex with her body. I just want to get turned on by normal sex, not these weird fantasies of mine. Is it even possible?","That is a hilarious fetish, but I have seen it before on furry porn sites." +"It's an argument that kinda works both ways IMO. I'm 22 atm and I feel like 30 y/o me might not want kids. But 30 y/o me might have some type of guarantee that I'll want them and put in the 20 years that they require. The thing is that if you take the I don't know what future me wants argument to the extreme, you'll basically live entirely in the short-term, meaning you'll never commit to anything in your life which requires more than one year of dedication. It's a hard thing to balance, which is why I feel like the debate as to whether or not I want to have children is so interesting.","Of course it goes both ways, it's just that the potential downsides to having kids virtually always greatly outweigh the potential downsides to not having them" +Incredibly small PC player numbers (screenshot),Everyone bought the game on the windows store +Benjy is an outspoken libertarian and he isn't voting for Gary Johnson? This is the exact perfect election to vote libertarian and try to get him above 15%. Benjy is such a POS Andy Kaufman wannabe.,Johnson seems more globalist than anything +"Nintendo UK distributing Mew for Pokemon Red, Blue, and Yellow at Sun/Moon launch event","too bad I glitched him in already on my red version :D welcome, mew hm slave" +As is mandated by the Charter of Rights and Freedoms.,As is tradition. +Uh... we lost the Alamo.,But we must remember it +Just your own biases and legal ignorance!,You dropped this: +Ukrainian Police find an illegal weapons cache,Damn cops ruining someone's lives through a petty weapons charge +My god... by *that* margin? That is incredible!,"that's mostly because things take longer to do in C, so there are comments listing out TODO" +Coming soon,Fuck off with this shit +I'm genuinely THE luckiest player of all time.,That's funny mine always ends up on roach boy. +This is rich coming from Barney Slanders,I would do the exact opposite of whatever Bernie says. +"Why do they always hand out the sports drink before the water at aid stations? In my experience the sports drink is always first in line at aid stations and it had me wondering today (while running a half bc, hey, you have time to think) what the reason is for that. Unless it's not the norm (correct me if I'm wrong) at some point the race powers that be had to decide on this order being optimal and standard. However the way I see it, if you're overly eager and grab water by accident, no harm done. But if you grab and down a sports drink by accident it could create a stomach issue for some people. So putting the water first and informing that the sports drink comes later could prevent that. Any ideas?","In my experience, they either have one on either side, or signs before the station with Powerade and vice versa." +Who else thinks Trump is ill? He couldn't stop sniffling. Something is going on there.,"all that cocaine, or maybe he actually died and its his sniffly body double" +"Food, water and building supplies began to reach remote corners of Haiti on Wednesday as tens of thousands of people slowly rebuilt their lives after a devastating Category 4 storm hit last week.",i hope the UN won't send them cholera like previously +UPVOTE Lottery. One user is selected and Reddit upvotes all of the user's posts and comments.,Until every single redditor has to upvote HITLER just because his account was randomly selected +First post name a wrestler and second post name the biggest match of the wrestlers career. Not the best match of the wrestlers career for example the Rock vs Hogan at WM or vs Cena once in a lifetime not to be confused with twice in a life time,Alex Riley +"Given that Ive stopped all tv watching to study for exams, me too!",Good luck with the exams! +Thanks for linking my videos.,Thank you for the videos. +People are threatening to boycott Yuengling beer after owner endorses Donald Trump,"There are lots of good beers out there, this is an easy choice to make!" +What is up everyone.,Hi :P they're losing 2-0 :P +It's state capitalism.,"Well, at least it's not feudalism" +I like the combination of anger and optimism in the comment.,Welcome to r/Eagles +What is your favorite drink to order at Starbucks?,I get anything grande because I like tall drinks. +"Hillary supporters, why do you think people are voting for Trump? Trump supporters, why do you think people are voting for Hillary?",Because the other guy is dumb. +Wow!,"She did not intend to forget to report this, so no case." +Let's play a game... GUESS THE MAP,Metro. +Yeah that Crawford guy is such a scrub,Who? +This Is the First Thing Guys Notice About Women | Their face,I look at their hearts <4 +Clash overhaul,"**Loosen my Conquest Meta, Daddy**" +"This was Larvitar egg #23, but one of countless eggs I've hatched over the last few days as I endeavor to clean out my Stuff I want to breed for battle but have yet to get around to it box. :P I wasn't actually trying for shiny - this was just a happy accident while breeding for IVs.",That's cool mAn +"You think the lines to ride the rides are bad, wait till you get in line to ride a Disney princess",Discounts for sloppy seconds... +I just want to add to that since all of my mortgage companies (mortgages get bought and sold) had a program where you could set it up to pay bi-monthly (twice a month) as you just mentioned - but you had to pay for that service! There was a 'set-up'fee for $650 and and a $15.00 a payment service fee! - Fuck all that - simply divide your mortgage payment by 12 and add that to your monthly payment - and now you have made 13 payments by the end of the year - and with your mortgage that means that you can save thousands off of your long term interest payments (example: monthly mortgage is $1200 a month ... divided by 12 ... 1200/12 = 100 ... add that to your mortgage every month = $1300 a month. You have now accomplished the same thing with no set up or service charge),Better make sure that extra amount goes to principle and not interest. +"In which, she claims stupidity... claims to have forgotten about tank's cancer tests The bitchbot can fill you in on history. after nearly a year of VLC MIL is trying to repair her relationship with her son (my dh). He is demanding that she be accountable for her behaviors. She is now claiming we never told her that they thought my middle son had cancer and that we spent a whole week last year living with that's horror. (Thank goodness he did not have cancer). She doesn't care that I have texts proving we kept her in the loop the whole nightmarish two months. She says it wasn't important and it all worked out in the end so it wasn't a big deal. DH's response was that if she forgot something that was such a big deal then she needs to be evaluated by a doctor for possible dementia and that until we know she's is mentally sound, even if she makes amends with dh she will not be alone with the kids. He also confronted her about defriending me on Facebook. She claims she did it and didn't know what she was doing. She called it an act of stupidity. I happen to know the truth from two people who were there's when she did it. She made a show of it and knew exactly what she was doing. So, you know, more lies. Her flying monkeys are out of town for an extended amount of time and she's bored and lonely. Too bad.",It's an amazing coincidence she's trying to fix the relationship now that the holidays are coming. +"We have mounted combat, it's called GSF. People didn't like it","My biggest problem with GSF is how every character has their own GSF ranking and collection, should have been legacy empire and republic." +"Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper, too?",if it meant i were able to smile again... +"From an objective perspective he made yesterday a sideshow with the whole kicking net thing, it was ridiculous. Funny. But silly and over the top. Listening to the game in mute j thought the unsportsmanlike penalty came from his sideline antics with the net, afterward I found it was related to the helmet. He was just having fun etc, but it was a bit much, so if the media was digging into it, it's their right and it's fair. The media's job is to create storylines so that those that pay attention to it, need to hear more opinions on it, continue to watch those programs, etc. From a fan perspective, I'll take this over his usual stuff like we've death with over the past few weeks. Glad he's having fun. But enough with this net stuff now. I mean how silly do we look when he scores and proposed to the net and we give up 7 like one play later? Again, glad we won, glad he's having fun, but let's not get our opponents riled up with sideshow antics. Our fans might like it, r/NFL might like it, but this is the type of shit that makes Beckham not liked across the league. You think defenses like seeing stuff like this? They're gonna lay that wood and try and get under his skin. Remember the 2014 RAMs game. Beckham is having a great season, RAMs got tired of his stuff and we all know what happened. Defenses don't like this stuff.",He proposed to the net after he scored the game winner... +"Dress up like Sailor Moon, especially if you are a middle-age, bearded fat man. Everyone will love you.",LOL +"What's the coziest, comfiest item you own in your closet? I just want to be wrapped in comfy shit for the winter time.","My Travis Scott diamond supply hoodie, Adidas originals logo camo hoodie, H&M sweatpants" +You really don't need to be rich to do these things.,You need to be rich to do it without credit card debt. +This is the thread to complain guys. Feel free to vent but please don't personally attack anyone.,"Thanks for the safe space, I didn't want to get triggered." +I Felt A Chill Up My Spine.,Will People Stop Typing Like This Please +"Awesome work! Jonochrome is such a cool guy, I hope he gets to see this some how. :D",He did. +The Immortal.,"Congratulations, you were the first person to make fanart for Vlad." +"No, it's more like this: This woman can't ever just sleep naked with me, flesh to flesh. I don't think she will ever change, (not that I would even ask her to change). I don't think I can give this up for a lifetime. I think I might be better off with a different woman altogether.",That's... A weird POV. +Says the reddit Constitutional scholar.,The case you cited agrees with me +"Actually if you look up I didn't ignore your response. You posted a long response, and i answered your question. If not i'll clear it up: Why am I upset about the tweet? I'm not. I just think it's racist. Is it because they were called rednecks? Yes, that's what's wrong with the tweet, and I gave a comparison as to why it's bad/wrong/racist. As for your last point, I know plenty of black people and if you said to them black people are criminals they would laugh and agree, probably because they know poor black youths are targeted by cops, and because they don't want to get into a fight/argument. Does that mean it's okay, or an accurate statement?","As a white guy, redneck doesn't offend me because it doesn't apply to me" +Coinbase :) is the most secure and anonymous exchange and wallet.,Forgot the +What does that do?,Less chance to accidentally transfer since you can't transfer favorited pokes. +Someone Else Might Have Gotten It Wrong.,"Honestly, *Mordin sacrifice reference/mordin sacrifice fanart* I didn't fell like crying today, oh well etc, makes up half of this subs content, it has just lost all creativity." +Another female teacher. Another sexual assault. Why are there not enough male teachers again?,Can someone tell these females that it is NOT OKAY to take advantage of kids. +So who is this? I don't recognise him.,The celebrity of r/roasted and maybe the front page +Who scored the most goals in the 1958 season?,Just Fontaine has the record for most goals scored in the World Cup with 13 goals in the 1958 World Cup +Ice the steps so he slips getting in. Hold a blow torch up to the door so he burns his hand trying to get in. Those are just the first things that come to mind. I remember watching this documentary when I was younger that had a similar concept.,"That doesn't happen to be a movie called 'Home Alone,' does it?" +It's sorry,"Sorry, I didn't meme it." +Just remove Ricochet. It's not HC and it's just annoying.,I rather be killed for mistaken a friendly for an enemy than a teammate mistaken me for an enemy and ending my kill/nuke streak... +I liked it.,I'd lick it +Just a little more.....,"I like to imagine that for every video of something like this miserably failing, there's hundreds of times everything worked perfectly just because of sheer force of will, but no one recorded it." +I'm 21 and live at home and pay $400 in rent. It makes sense.,I wonder if that even comes close to covering your costs. +Hillary To Be Investigated By U.N. For Election Fraud,Sponsored by the Clinton Foundation. +"Women are no longer allowed to enter cafes, shops or to go out.",They almost act like its a men thing as opposed to a Muslim thing. +Redditers are bunch of whiny little bitches. Complain about everything that doesn't go their way.,"its almost like you're a whiny little bitch, and you're complaining that this didn't go your way." +"The world's too noisy. I'm so tired. Both physically and mentally. Everything screams in and out of my head and I just can't silence it. Dude, it fucking sucks. I used to be a good student, y'know? Probably because it was much better than being at home, but that changed. Everything changed. Something inside of me twisted and now I can't think straight. I can't absorb knowledge, I can't have flourishing relationships (to be honest, I don't even respond texts consistently anymore). Pathetic, I know. Why is it so hard for me to get a grip on reality? To keep my head away from the clouds? I'm tired of pushing people away and letting intrusive thoughts in, of being so busy thinking about dying that I can't even get up in the morning and drag my body to school. My grades are dropping and so is my level of sanity. But I'm tired.",Consciousness is an imposition on itself. +"In that case, congratula... Wait, you are not OP.","Just some guy on the net, searching his cavities." +I must be out of the loop on all of that.,The youtube video is relevant at 29 seconds in +even then it's gonna take about .2 seconds of focused fire before he gets destroyed. unless he's already 3-4 km out he's a goner.,Chaff is a thing and even if someone was running fixed on a Vette your average player isn't good enough to stay on target with a Viper boosting around. +"I've heard rumors of good traders gone bad. Instead of uninstalling they turned to a life of crime, cursed to wander the stars shutting down community goals, promoting BGS terrorism, and killing innocent traders for absolutely no reason at all.",Surely there must be a reason though. +I didn't said full storages. Like 20K for Th3 . 50K for th4..... So on and maybe max of 1 Mil each. It will not break a bank nor it will help too much but still not bad for a reward!,You're one of those kids who liked getting a participation ribbon after sports games huh? +Absolutely. Any Christian denomination worthy of the name should be on RED ALERT to keep these people out of the White House!!!,But derp Hillary said Trump is racist +wow that is the worst birthday gift,Worst gift for the worst coach +I fucking DIED at the egg one,rip. +Do you hear the people sing? Singing a song of angry men.,It is the music of a people who will not be slaves again! +This isn't how statistics work.,I'm sure the statistics on whether or not a lady shits during childbirth are 100% accurate +Cursive is stupid.,Until you're off the internet and have to deal with writing stuff down like a normal person. +TIL the difference between littering and rape is arbitrary.,"You're raping the earth, man" +WTF. He was ever that low?,"Because he weighed in at less than 300 lbs as a DT, size scared them away at first I suppose" +No probs. Let me know when you're ready then.,Hey I am ready! +Did 2 states happened with your parents?,"Nope, both are Sikhs and I am sick of both of them!" +777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777,Checked! +Professor takes great pride in his hand-drawn maps.,He fucked up Washington state pretty decently +"You shouldn't cheat, you're only hurting yourself.",If your only hurting yourself why is everyone in this thread making it seem like your murdering toddlers. +"i still cant play the game after the latest updates,i get horrible stuttering 100% cpu usage and this on low settings and the game installed on a ssd idk why it is unplayable",why would you play these new games on that 760 :< +\#BMGTechy,#BMGtechy +"Cheapest PC/Laptop/Box streaming setup? Hey guys, I'm looking for the bare bones hardware required for streaming off a capture card to twitch. I've got my own capture card and headset so I'm just looking for the cheapest/minimalist setup to stream to twitch. It'd be nice to run OBS so I could modify the mic/video delay and overlay use but it isn't a requirement. The Elgato software would work just fine. Reason being is that I like to play games in my living room with my brother every so often and I don't feel like hauling out my PC and wasting 10 minutes setting up every time I want to stream. (Incoming rant, skip if you want) Purpose: When I play games with my brother, it's a more authentic experience, and the Act of setting up equipment kind of dissolves the hype in the process. It feels like we are prepping a show, rather then just in it to play games. Having a turn on and play setup just naturally keeps our mood and mentality casual and I find viewers like watching people having authentic experiences. I don't mind interacting with viewers but it's the banter between my brother and I that is the real bread and butter. On a side note, would a Raspberry Pi 3 be able to run it? I'm curious to see if what kind of bottom barrel setup I could get away with lol","Encoding is a resource heavy process, You're looking at about 400-500 (us dollars) on the low end to build a computer geared towards it." +Who is Cali's hitman character based off of? The one who strangles The Lion,"Thanks for pointing out its Navegante guys, i didn't know what his name was" +This poster has the entire Hobbit novel written on it,"Where are the Lord of the Rings, the Silmarillion, and Unfinished Tales posters?" +Rigged much?,Hillary hasn't been charged with anything! +All day Sunday marathon fuck fest,So how many times did you end up fucking? +who isn't?,Alt-news sites from Macedonia. +Ivanka Trump debuts in television ad for her father,Check out the sex tape! +"Not this one, I mean the song when the intro is playing.",now you got me curious too..... +"When you say dental surgery, what do you mean? Do you mean root canals, tooth extractions? Because those are still insurance covered, not health care covered. Source: I've had both",No I'm talking about when people get a jaw infection because they didnt have money for a root canal. +"Los Angeles Lakers @ Sacramento Kings **Game Discussion Thread: Los Angeles Lakers @ Sacramento Kings** **Venue:** Sleep Train Arena, Sacramento, CA **Time:** 7:30 PM (PT) --- --- ##Probable Starters | **Pos** | **Lakers** | **Sacramento Kings** | |:---|:---------|:---------| | PG | D'Angelo Russell | Darren Collison| | SG | Jordan Clarkson | Arron Afflalo| | SF |Luol Deng | Rudy Gay| | PF |Julius Randle | Kosta Koufos| | C |Timofey Mozgov | DeMarcus Cousins| ##Injury Report Los Angeles Lakers | Status ---|--- Larry Nance Jr., PF | Concussion Sacramento Kings | Status ---|--- Anthony Tolliver, F | Right knee sprain",Sweet Lou! +This is 40 degrees of freedom away but I once sexted with Johnny McGovern on Grindr,Choices. +When you play cod 3 but you love frost... <3,No welcome mats in BO3 +"I've never done it personally, but I'm sure you wouldn't need a story or anything like that. Do let me know how it goes though!",No problem! +Sometimes he likes to play Dark Souls 3 with a racing wheel,I personally prefer Guitar Hero controllers. +Chillin' at the beach,h o t l i n e d e l p h i n o +"He gave them a cover of campaigning against PC Culture. 9/11 was a government inside job, Blacks create ghettos, Muslims are killing my religious equality, Jews are taking over the planet, and Donald Trump will make great president, **for my feelings tell me so**.",Yes conservatism is the political affiliation dominated by feelings +I wish JB would have listened.,Why Justin bieber? +"Question about emulation with the PC and phone. I see a lot of people talking about emulating and farming TM that way, but I only have the game on my phone. Can I play the same account on my phone and computer or can you only play your account on the device you currently have it on? I tried to farm earth shrine for a few TM points, but after the umptenth run I started wondering how many licks it takes to get to the center of a 12 gage. Thanks for the help, this community has been great for tips and advice on this game. Wish I had found it when I first started.","You can download an emulator, and as long as you have linked your game to a Facebook account, you can login to that Facebook via emulator and play on a PC." +AMD Delayed GPU production to favor consoles...,"If it keeps AMD alive, fine by me." +And by that you mean?,Find a way to incorporate something that contrasts from the rest of the fit +It seems they have made some changes. I'm not in a very populated area and before the Halloween event I never would have seen this many Pokemon.,Farfetch'd colored in so you know its fake. +That seems crazy for rose to do. Was he on the bench or was he going to be in the game? Im surprised BJ wouldnt talk to him face to face about that whats the point of going thru the media. I get his point but BJ does a lot of bone headed stuff too,nope he was in the game +"I'd go with Luneth right now, seeing how you can aoe to death everything you need to even with him in a team. Right now, the troublesome stuff in the game are bosses where single-damage abilities shine more. Even so it'd be dumb not to admit that Lightning is superior in the future with ability upgrades, as Luneth hasn't gotten any yet. Might be just a matter of time till he gets them though, at the very least it's a matter of who becomes stronger first until the other catches up.",He's just a boy :/ +"Yet we're not going to ban immigration from Christian Nations, so what's the difference here?",Because Christians aren't planning terrorist attacks or declaring a medieval caliphate that commits genocide +Jonathon Simmons swats Steph Lebron-style,Jonathon Simmons is a father of 5. +"Yeah, fair enough. You'd want to stab through cloth and mail, and it wasn't really until plate became a thing that crushing was that effective, and I suppose even then, shanking them in the armpit with a knife was just as useful.",Also estoc Or battle tuck check dat shit out 's what led to Renaissance weaponry +"Indeed, we need more information to make the program properly reusable in the future.",But you're an expert right? +Mickey lying down in nothing but a thong and socks.,That took me way too fucking long to decipher. +"After about 5 hours of play, I came away impressed. I haven't seen too many PC players besides myself. The console guys can definitely hold their own and I got my ass handed in some 1v1 fights and I'm a pretty good player too. However like a lot of people predicted, I felt like an aim botter after grabbing the sniper landing 4 headshots in a row. The shotgun battles remain pretty well balanced, it's really the long range game where PC has an advantage. Other than that there was never any complete domination. In a KOTH it was all xbox players on one team, and 2 PC players on the other (including me). We won both rounds 180-150ish, I like what I'm seeing and hope they work their way towards a permanent solution.",Or none if they were using controller too. +Trump OFFICIALLY wins Michigan!,I don't care if I never come down. +Well it's not so much that she's PERSONALLY anti-vaxx but more that she gives credence to people who are. (see also her Wifi is dangerous!!! thing). That and she's a delusional dilettante with no political experience or any plausible party positions.,"Only in a campaign where trump is running, you can be a total wack job and still be considered sane" +Kerry: to restore credibility we must immediately ground all aircraft flying in those area to allow for humanitarian aid to flow.,AAAnd you have the no-fly zone. +"The funny thing is, most of the people who use High Beam for driving on well lit roads don't know the functional difference between High and Low Beam. Driving School instructors usually tell people that they can see the road more clearly when they push the indicator stick forward, that's it. They never mention that on-coming drivers will be blinded, and so you have people using High Beam on all types of roads.",I learned to drive car from my friend when i was 12 and from that day i'm mikaal shoemaker. +No seatbelt and a tempered windshield. That is one lucky bastard to walk away from that crash.,it's laminated not tempered. +What made you guys decide to join the marines? i decided to join because i know i can't do shit else at the moment so hopefully after boot camp the marines will set my shit straight.,"The posters promised they were the toughest, and the uniforms were the neatest; wasn't much of a choice really." +"(17 Xbox) Giveaway time!!! It's time friends! First one to comment challenges me first in a best out of 3, win 2 games you get 80k, lose and I move on to the next! Oh and I'll cover the ea tax so winner gets exactly 80k :) Please note: if it is your turn and I contact you, I will give you 10 mins to respond, if you don't I'll move on *Come watch! Twitch broadcast title: wook's 80k*",Me! +Interesting Fact About Aaron Ekblad Did you know he broke into the league at just 18 years of age?,My dad once told me Doc +Your autism levels are off the charts,I mean this is best gunnit +Will we ACTUALLY be able to take the Throne? I mean Yeah i know we will have the choice. But will that choice allow us,[there's no choice you're forced to take the throne] +At least they are being honest,Why would they lie if they weren't paid. +Having super speed but only while taking a shit.,I'd circle the globe powered by my explosive diarrhea +You know we have to see that now...,Damn straight. +"Pick one up, if you can. They're cool. Good steel.",Fantastic steel. +Jontron if he fucked up a hug,"That's low effort, reported." +MoYu WeiLong Square-1 - Prototype Photos!,They're releasing too many non-3x3s! +Why would anyone do that? Trump is pretty good at turning people off of Trump.,Except for the ladies ... right? +TRUMP SURGING WITH BLACK VOTERS 19.2% - LA TIMES,"**Fast sticky, mods=gods**" +"I don't know if anyone still punch buggies when a buggie drives by, but my brother and I do.","In my primary school, punches were reserved for Mini Coopers." +STOP GMMs (genetically modified maps) TODAY,Where is Inferno. +They're Russians and therefore stupid.,"Yeah, just like all Germans have no sense of humor and all Americans are fat" +Kettles?,"Yes, kettles." +"On a scale of 1 to 10, how likely are we to get a DC Crisis movie, or movies, in the next 10-20 years? One with Affleck, Bale, and even Keaton?? I say it would be a big waste if WB doesn't capitalize on the very IDEA of Crisis, ie, multiple dimensions and parallel universes, allowing for more than one interpretation of the same character. Granted several conditions and logistical issues would have to be overcome. For one thing, the superhero genre should not have died out. For another, the current slate of DCEU movies would have to prove their mettle both critically and financially. This crisis thing is something that SHOULD be explored for it is an advantage DC has over Marvel. Thoughts?",5.2 +I did this to my cousin once,why only once? +I was really hoping this was a breed of domesticated doggo so I could own one myself :(,Shiba Inus kinda look like foxes +Tardigrade and honey badger,You win. +People are always talking about the IRA from the outside without actually having a clue about them. It's a pretty nuanced thing with no answer of 'good' or 'bad'.,At least its not as popular as communism is good on paper bullshit +"Also, fill gallon bags with water and freeze them ahead of time. When the power goes out, the ice bags will preserve food for a couple of days and keep your beer cold.","I don't live in Lebanon or Arkansas, so I rarely have to worry about power outages." +Good news for Dakota Access protesters since they're doing the same shit.,They're armed and threatening to murder any government official that tries to get in their way? +Thanks for putting damn near the entire article in the headline.,"I can't tell if you're being sarcastic, but I genuinely appreciate it when people do that." +"Amaterasu, Raijin, Erlang, Terra and Izanami were rather lacking imo. the visuals are great, but i dont love any of their kits. Skadi brought a new form of CC, which was pretty cool, and Jing Wei had an exciting (and op) passive and interesting interaction with knockups (which is good in this cc heavy meta). but idk. so far i guess 2014 was my favorite god year, with: Awilix, Janus, Scylla, Serqet and Nox. At least every year brings something new and interesting to the table. Awilix with her antileap and Janus portals, Ratatoskr with an exclusive item and Khepri saving dead people, and this year we got Jing Wei and hopefully Nike will be as unique as datamining is telling us.",Boomerang basics are unique though and if transforming into a dragon isn't fun and unique i don't know what is. +Actually that's what's the current polls are saying. But if he takes the three and then Nevada BS Colorado then he's golden,He's not going to take Colorado +Hallmark card worthy.,Nope +RG3weeks.,Where Redskins go to die... +Epico busts out a cool move,Butterfly lift codebreaker? +Looks like it will have Denuvo after all,I feel like most people just hate Denuvo because that is the popular opinion on Reddit. +thank mr skeltal,doot doot +When Valve says they're working on a jungle themed tf2 update,valve there are so many good community updates ready to be put in the game ok sure ill throw one in lmao these fuckin thieves +That's the best weapon for shaming your opponent,*SPLAT* +Photo Op,Fail. +Hillary Clinton's Bizarre Eye Movement Before Canceling Event,"What, no bobble head impression?" +"When I had a regular coffeemaker, I'd try to follow recipes, even using filtered water, but it still never worked well. I have a French Press, but even when I do it like it says, it ends up tasting soapy.",Filtered or distilled water out of curiosity? +...and barricades that physically prevent you from getting hit. It's foolproof.,"Ah yes, it may foolproof, but is it idiotproof?" +Those private servers aren't like the official ones at all. Also those must be made while the game is still active. Once its discontinued - there's nothing to reverse engineer any more.,No one ever said anything to suggest that this wasn't the case... +Why do Americans have middle names? as a non American I don't understand why? is it for historical reason? tradition? to make identifications easier?,Not just a thing in america +Supreme,...fam +Not a valid code for console.,what does it say when you enter the code? +"If the leafs were to make a Johansen for Jones type of swap with William Nylander, which defenseman would you like to see in the trade?",Lindholm +Who ordered the dimples and boobs combo? ;),"LOVELY nipples, baby!" +He wouldn't have questioned Bernard.,Why not? +Why is this in r/funny? Should be in r/autism,"Caught me off fucking guard, gg" +"Drafting for Oline: what position? Whenever there's a post looking towards the draft, everyone is always clammoring O-LINE DRAFT THE BIG GUYS! and while I agree that we need upgrades at both depth and talent on the O-line, who do you think JR will realistically try and replace next year? Flowers, Pugh and Richburg are all high draft picks and while Flowers has struggled, the other two have been solid. The brass has been very vigorous in saying that Flowers in the LT of the future so as of right now I can't imagine them drafting an LT early. On the other side of the line, Jerry and Hart have both performed fairly well. Neither are amazing run blockers but their pass protection is good. The only weak link seems to be Flowers, but he's got the backing of the front office (for now). Realistically I don't see the Giants drafting O-line in the first round. Maybe the second, for a RG of the future to replace Jerry, but otherwise I don't see them trying to shake up the young core they have right now, and instead just drafting some depth later on in the draft. Maybe defensive line if we can't keep both Hankins and JPP, and hopefully upgrades at LB and TE.",Right guard +"The Republicans who raised a stink about the reporting the NYT did the other day. Context, my good man.","Thanks, that really clarified everything." +I looked up jum and it's Klingon for be odd.,Thank you. +"Trump, Conservatives Silent After Latest Cop Killer ID'd as White Man",But Muslims.... But illegal immigrants.... But Blacks... +Can we get some subtitles for us northerners?,Don't worry we all have trouble understanding him. +"You're in prison based off of your highest rated comment, what are you in jail for?",20xx of course +"In developed nations, which jobs do you think will be fully automated in the next 20 years?",Parking Enforcement Drones No one will shed a tear when meter maids are gone. +"Martial, probably Man Utds best outfield player last season, had invested considerably in the no 9 shirt, he had begun to build marketing legacy with it. Utd, without consulting him took the jersey off him. We can only assume that was part of the Ibra deal. This does not exactly tally with Utds reputation of supporting young players and that snub coupled with his limited role under Mou cannot sit well with him. Mou has done a good job in devaluing utds players in a matter of months - Martial, Mkhitaryan and Shaw. What an odd thing to do.",Oh no.... His marketing legacy... +Waarom wordt het domein gefilterd dan? Op het eerste gezicht ziet het eruit als een informatieve site over de Holocaust.,De mods zijn letterlijk nazi's? +The guy whose car alarm has been going off for ten minutes now,"He doesn't want to forget where he parked his car, so he's just keeping it on to remind him." +I guess not. She's part Roma and doesn't really consider herself white.,The gypsies are taking our jobs! +"Not comp, this is any and every game mode",They're saying people are playing other games besides overwatch. +"Fucking finally, now my warlock can have a good looking legendary chest besides days of iron.","Hey I love the seraph armor a bunch too but don't for get about the best looking warlock chest in the game, og spektar robes" +"Ok man. When Destiny 2 comes out and you can buy upgraded weapons and armor with silver, remember this post. If they start down this path and they know that people will support them, then there's nothing to stop them from going full p2w.","They know they can't go full pay to win, and they won't, but in a game specifically like destiny if you want that decade do destiny to happen make peace with micro transactions, in not saying like them (I sure as hell don't) and you don't need to buy them but you do need to accept that they're going to be part of the game(s)" +*Trump voice*: W R O N G,It's funny 'cause Trump is in Home Alone 2 +"Yes it is. The size, texture and flavor is all disgusting. Also I will never have an issue of worrying if some idiot decided to go mushroom hunting in his forest and accidentally picked a deathcap mushroom",Considering that 99.9% of us are buying them from a store that's not even remotely a concern. +Been a Mac fan for a decade now but this design decision singlehandedly changed my outlook. I'll never own an iPhone 7.,So brave +"Would you really want to live in a nation that doesn't have the infrastructure and services that taxes pay for? I am against welfare and certain other entitlements, but infrastructure, police and fire, national defense? We would have been conquered long ago, bud.",Private towns and PDAs can replace all of these. +Customer Notice,One word: war on Christmas +What if I told you the reality you know is one of many?,This shot bugged the shit out of me. +DudE gETs sHot in ThE fuCKing MoUth bY a SniPeR miD-sEnteNcE!,The title should've ended mid-sente +LBGT is just 3% of the population.,...and that matters? +All i can hear is the radio announcer from Just Cause 3!,David Tennant as the radio guy is one of the only things I liked more in that game than the second one +"On my mobile, the location is accurate for both my 3G and company WiFi. :)","Mine is 630m off my actual distance, but that's fairly good" +EuphratesShield preparations for al-Bab offensive north Aleppo - @TRTalarabiya,So they bascially admit that they can't beat the SDF even with turkish support. +That Pakola reference tho.,"I just randomly remembered it while writing this because back when I was in grade 8, we had this one Pakistani-Saudi student join our school, and literally every day he'd drink it religiously." +"You can't have people carving out their own country like that, it promotes separatism and instability. Plus those little shits fought our military for a decade prior to the caliphate business so killing them is always nice. Now that they openly threatened us, it makes us look weak if we allow their continued existence.",But if it isn't about good and evil then why do you care about separatism and instability as long as you are ok? +Donald Trump cancels Wisconsin event,*Scheduling issues* Lol. +"Where are you from? As a tinkerer, collector, and flipper, I'd love to meet anyone else from this sub who lives here in Minneapolis - I'm fairly new in town and trying to put myself out there! Anyone else aside from those who have already made me aware? :D Also, where are the rest of you from? Meet each other!",Milwaukee! +Damp squid,"I don't get it, can you elaborate?" +Nomine - Blind Man VIP,Nomine is a boss +"If you want to know who has power over you, just find out who you can't make fun of.",I tip my fedora to you good sir. +Porn Stars talk about their grossest on set experience,French guy was the best storyteller. +It's free too. Our government sometimes gets it right!,I wish we had something like that where I live. +Tried it. Loved it.,The next day tho. +"GOP lobbyist offering new $100,000 dollar reward for any information leading to the apprehension of DNC staffer Seth Rich's murderers.",Let that sink in for a second. +"Let me guess, it's still the ancient, creaking engine they use over and over again, right?",You mean the Unreal Engine? +"Ya, what I said is a huge generalization.",It is but given how reddit circlejerk around STEM this isn't THAT bad. +Heavily agree with your last line especially. Comments in this sub tend to demonize the_donald contributers. I visit both subs regularly to hopefully counteract the echo shell (two wrongs make a right!). People at the_donald are genuinely nice people.,You forgot this: +ahh I just read it wrong. I thought they were going to reduce his damage while in worgen form. Thanks :),lol that was a twisted way of thinking about it :P +Odd TH8 Base,Govalo... +Why on earth don't they have Spanish-language versions of the polls in states with large Spanish-speaking populations? Would it really be that hard to implement?,"Cuz this is Murican, danr it!" +When they do bad things they at least spawn in grimhex and are labeled as outlaws,not when the kamikaze into a ship though. +Was enjoying it up untill I saw the Habsburg...,"I enjoyed it even more after seeing that Habsburg and *oh,* those glorious Catholic provinces.." +"I too am PISSED. Now vic is going home, AGAIN :( I guess we'll just have to hope paul pulls it through til the end?",I find Victor theoretically going home for the fourth time hilarious. +Low level invasions are absolute bogus now. (Or at least everything under SL 60) there is never a normal invasion at this level. It's either some invader with life ring+3 and all they're other +2 rings vs a host who has hardly any chance. Or it's the host summoning friends to shit on the invader with late game gear.,"no but you see, there's no such thing as a twink because from balanced it out and just because you have all the advantages like 1300 health take 20 damage a hit have a bunch of high leveled weapons and gear and full estus, doesn't mean you'll win all the time so twinks aren't real and you just have to get gud" +"Trump threatens to 'hit her harder' at next debate, as surrogates rip moderator","This is exactly what women voters want to see, a brusque, sexist, cheesy beauty contest owner threatening to hit a woman harder, even metaphorically." +Unless Ya'll is of russian origin.,Y'all comrades have any communism? +<--------------- Number of people buying Switch on Day One!,"Omg a commercial, better buy it fay 1 with no other information." +"I live in Europe. Guess what, we also have Bible Belts.","Yeah, but in our Bible Belt the people don't try to lynch you for writing man love rules ok on your truck." +"TIL that zoos around the world are raising cheetah kittens with puppy companions to help the cheetahs deal with excess energy, learn social cues, and combat stress",This belongs on r/awdecational (or however it's spelled I'm on mobile) +"I'm right there with you. I want to like it because Danny is amzing, but it's not what I expected at all, and it seems a little too abstract for me to enjoy, whether I'm at the gym or sitting at home. I want someone to change my mind, but I don't know what it would take.",when u live in detroit its pretty fitting FWIW +"With Mass Effect Andromeda gameplay video coming in a few hours, I'd thought I'd remind folks of something before......","With a new game coming out, I thought I'd remind you all to give me karma" +PSA: MicroCenter has the new 13 inch Macbook Pro (non-touchbar) for $1399.99 ($100 off),Black Friday will have a great discounts +"Should I buy the 85x ? There's a fight going on in me right now, wether to buy or not to buy the 85x. I just own the Aurora Starter Package and really want a second ship. But since I'm a student I dont have a lot of money. So is the 85x worth its price? (I want to have something I Can fly around with friends, race and just go to the club later in Game)","It doesn't do a whole lot the Aurora doesn't, except racing." +If there is grass on the field play ball.,This is why we can't have nice things. +"Speaking as a server, once tipping goes to shit, all the good servers will be leaving. Most of the good servers are actually quite smart and are only serving because of tips, the ones who aren't good at their job are the ones who are stuck serving so to speak.",Don't the ones that aren't good at their jobs usually get fired? +Had that in Tokyo by accident they asked me if I wanted eggs.. the aftertaste lasted a week.,I had to order sake (which I don't usually drink) to get the taste out. +"Melania Trump illegally earned $20,000 in US prior to getting work visa",That makes her smart. +"They're mung beans, very nutritious, smell like death.",With such a lovely name like Mung it's hard to know where we went wrong. +"I think I read something where Rebecca says they have no gender but use female pronouns. It's a loophole and I agree they are women but I mean, if the creator decrees it, **THE CREATOR SEALS THEIR FATE**",Yeah if Sugar said it it's what it is then! +"Well one of us is leaving the field embarrassed, that's for sure.",That username though. +it was before,Someone got the joke! +I wonder if this was random or if the shooter(s) knew the victim?,I'm sure that area is known for its random drive-by shootings. +"Why do they always say shit like that?! the last time my Nmom actually acknowledged me on my birthday, she was like aw this many years ago I became a mom and blah blah blah faaaamiillyyy xoxo love you banana pudding sugar gum drop love bomb! ICK. last year she sent my Dad a card to give to me, it contained pictures of my mom holding me in the hospital when I was born and like two other pictures from (very clearly) the same day and write something about memories and someday that's all ill have or something. seriously. good on you and your husband for not giving in and reading it. maybe i'll do the same next year and just tell my hubby to get rid of whatever she sends.",Because it's all about them and how much they've sacrificed for you. +"I like being tied up, spit on and called a bitch.",Well that escalated quickly +I'd like to remind 2016 that Trump is ALSO a celebrity.,if trump dies pence becomes president so pls no +"Is there a way to access my phone without dismissing my calendar notification? Whenever I get a calendar notification, the swipe to unlock function on my phone becomes swipe to dismiss notification. I want it to stay in my notification tray so that I can safely procrastinate without the risk of forgetting. How do I do that?",You can swipe anywhere but the notification section :) that will unlock the phone without swiping away the notifications +TIL the Romans had a December holiday of merrymaking and gift-giving from 500 BC.,Santa delivered in Roman times too +Massive paedophile ring uncovered by police in Norway after arrest of 51 men,Sometimes FBI does alright after all it seems +"If You Don't Vote, You Have No Right To Complain For The Next Four Years",1st amendment is overrated anyway. +"Hmm, there've been a *lot* of complaints. Management doesn't want to deal with it for one reason or another.",Poor Yelp reviews can be a powerful motivator :) +Obama's pick for energy secretary vs Trump's pick for energy secretary,We are a country full to the brim of idiots. +Dick Tree Topper,because they're bear as fuck +I don't think that's how anyone would respond to a response like that,"If a chick ever dropped this on me, I'd drop her like a burnout drops out of school." +me irl,Pandas are like drunk me +"Haha nice try, OP, but that's a cat",We are clearly seeing a raccoon here +I believe the notifications don't show up if you haven't contributed the max.,I contribute to the max every time it resets and I still only get 1 notification per day +"Careful, it's dangerous to handle that edge in the shade",wut +OP broke his arms.,More like OP's brother +"Reddit, of what food or drink can you almost not comprehend other people actually like?",Carrots +How is this anything to do with Bitcoin?,Bitcoin is the currency of criminals. +Best bottleshop I will be in Arlington Thu-Sat for Thanksgiving. Goose Island Bourbon County Brand Stout releases on Friday. Anyone know of a bottleshop that will be getting this in the Arlington or DFW area?,The bottle shop on Greenville ave +This was not a friendly reminder. I'm triggered now. Wtf.,"Watch out, the reminders might blitzkrieg this sub, filthy Schweinhund" +I think Russia would like to argue with you,He is more of a dictator at this point than a president. +Whats wrong with rylais?,It has a hidden passive that generates salt from u/DaviSkei +"#Patriots TE Rob Gronkowski thought he would return quickly. Instead, out several weeks. Team has already used its IR/designated to return",This is why I don't draft Gronk. +"Hillary's entrie campaign is based on sexism, if she is elected white christian males will be the most persecuted people in America. If you want America to be great again you have to be willing to stand up against our enemies abroad and at home. Vote Trump to save this country",You forgot your +He's become a fucking force this year,Well he was a force last season so it's not a big surprise +This is just some insight into the type of people who support Hillary.,"Yes, every Democrat has the same exact views as this dumb bitch and her family." +"Actually, yeah dude... She is at least ambitious and still quite competitive. But easier to keep up with. And she knows how to fall like a champ.",Nah she's just trying for a yellow card. +He wasn't getting paid to break character,"They hired him off a craigslist ad, he had a very narrow description of the job and it did not include stopping for a ninny that cant ride." +"Don't worry, I got your back. That SOB is getting spiteful upvote from me.","but, wouldn't it be DOB then?" +He didn't have an obligation. I'm just saying he took part in something that Danielle has openly said she would be embarrassed by. I don't think that is very respectful.,She's responsible for her own self respect. +Why do we still care about Hillary?,I mean if she's truly guilty of very bad shit....shouldn't she be in jail? +I... what?,"Well I guess if you want to get super akthually technical then she *un*-fused in The Return, and *re*-fused in Jailbreak." +What video was this from again?,"Expiration Date, during Scout's date training montage." +Obama should submit any Putin documents to WikiLeaks to be authenticated to our standards if he wants them to be seen as credible.,Oh shit that's a tweet out of Trump's own playbook! +Well this was the same girl who tried to tell me that I couldn't explain to her what made rain happen because I wasn't Jesus. She said it was God's reset button.,Friendly reminder: she votes +Can someone tell me how this Booty Spivot is Zoom thing began?,Someone said Patty Spivot is Zoom +"True, I like Hanzo on Anubis point B as well. In general I'm tired of hearing people react to a Hanzo pick with Hanzo? But we're not even on defense!!",Which is crazy because heroes with higher pick potential are generally good/better at offense +"This. I love destiny with all my heart, but the constant bitching by bad kids makes me fear using or enjoying any weapon long enough to get used to it and use it effectively, because it's only a matter of time before they get nerfed. One thing that always bugs me and some players who complain don't seem to get through their head, do you really think that you wouldn't have gotten outgunned by the same player even if he was using a different gun? It doesn't matter what you nerf, if you're complaining about why you died instead of figuring out WHY you died and learning how to fix that, you're never gonna get better. Most people who swear by sniping are usually trash anyways and they complain about shotguns. You honestly don't think that that same player that wiped your team with a shotty wouldn't be able to do the same thing with a sniper do you? Play rumble. Learn your ranges. Read the radar. Git gud.",It's only a matter of time before they nerf my Queen Breaker's Bow... +"Help out fnafcringe the RPG! Hello, as you may know, I am looking for people who want to help with this game, so it can be finished a bit earlier. I mostly need spriters, since the game relies a lot on these assets, b ut if you know how to make musics ,draw really well or you are good at writing stories I'd be sure to have you too! Be sure to comment what you can do here!",I think I can draw well. +"For some reason I never stopped to think that Russia could be blackmailing Trump. In retrospect it does make perfect sense, I'm sure he'd say anything just to save his own hide.",Plot twist - Melania is a Russian spy. +"How To Fix Blacktop Online (For 2K Devs) -Add Defensive Settings -Add Offensive Settings -More Penalty For Taking Contested Shots. -Get Rid Of Technical Fouls. That's It, just make these changes and the game mode would be 100 times better. If you have enough time to add a Fit Bit connection to the game. Then you obviously have enough time to make these changes to a game mode that was already in the game.","They should make points count regularly and have it go to 21, but I agree with all your ideas" +"Dear r/europe, how do you feel about the next first lady being European?","She might be of European descent, but I don't think it's something of great importance" +Who wore it better?,They both make you cry upon seeing them +"No, EULA does not allow you to play two or more characters at the same time if any of them is in Alpha state. It doesn't matter if you have multiple PC's or not, it applies to individual players (not accounts or characters).",they wont be able to enforce it as long as its on different computers +Don't worry if you crash you'll most likely die instantly.,now you got me freakin out about the words most likely +Previously on: Ironman vs. Ironman...,This is a really high quality gif. +"Landlords, pets and disabilities My son is renting a bachelor apartment in a strictly pet free building. He has autism and is living on AISH. His psychiatrist has recommend he may benefit from a pet and we have been looking at possibly getting him a bunny. Is there exceptions allowed to no pets rule if it is an animal recommened by a doctor for a person with disabilities? I would like information before I talk to the building management",One of the reasons that pets aren't allowed in apartments besides the obvious mess and noise is the fact that other people currently living in the building and future tenants could be allergic. +"Let's be honest, he's basically done.","I know, just a dream scenario I thought of." +I'd rather not. The mystique is important.,It would also be awfully boring. +Cubs World Series Celebration Thread! The Chicago Cubs advance to the World Series for the first time since 1945! Go Cubs Go!,#**HEY CHICAGO WHADDYA SAY** +China will soon trump America: The country is now the global leader in climate change reform,"Salon, a website that came out of a cows ass, shouldn't be blaming others for climate change." +I'm pretty sure he said his name in that episode,"See the joke here is that Steven said his name in the episode, and its funny to imagine pearl quoting herself in the same manner." +"part of the pvp is learning how to avoid those traps... if you want a fair fight go find another game, no fight in eve is fair",If a fight is fair someone screwed up. +"Make sure it looks just like the example, that way you know its a good painting.",Drinking the paint gives you inspiration. +Actually I was lying,\#FeelsBadMan +Deadpool has a very special relationship with Human Torch from Uncanny Avengers #16,I tried to find a place where I could eat sushi off a naked woman in Japan and couldn't find one my entire 4 years there... +What is wrong it mensrights?,"It exists, which is VERY problematic in the Current Year." +"Sorry, i thought Tye Dye would be able to say the F word, if he was able to say the N word.",He can't do either. +"Interesting points, thank you. I don't suppose I can just call up Qualcomm and order a few? :) How cool though, for rural broadband efforts, if communities could just spring for a tower and a few bi-directional LTE-U sectors! Especially if off-the-shelf phones could find the signals and register over the air. ISM bands and wifi have been such a great success, and spawned so many products and businesses. I hope the FCC keeps moving things in that direction, instead of simply selling spectrum and rights to the highest bidders...","The solution for something like this is MulteFire - a standalone LTE in unlicensed technology that does not require licensed spectrum at all, and allows anyone to deploy an LTE network." +I'm trying to think of who's death would have a similar effect on Highschoolers today. I know it's a different world now but I honestly can't think of anyone that would bring the same reaction.,Paul McCartney. +"Isn't the Polo to the Golf as the Fiesta is to the Focus? Smaller, cheaper, better mileage, etc. Seems like if there is a market for Fiestas, there'd be one for the Polo.",Yes +Matt's Twitter Handle I was digging around for information on Matt Baier 2014 and noticed his Twitter handle at that time was: mattbEPT Does anyone know what that means? Because the first thing I thought was the brand of pregnancy tests! So appropriate for a serial fornicator!,Early Pregnancy Test. +how? they were having fun being bored? whats bad about that?,Hence the +"This is actually how Oranges got their name, sort of. They used to be called Noranges (notice the similarity to naranjas which is the Spanish name for orange). People would say a norange and the two words melded together until people started saying an orange and the fruit became the word they are today. We then started calling the color orange because of the fruit. Similar situations happened with other words, one of such being Apron which was original Napron.",Nidiot is another one that changed over time. +"Thanks for the link, but the sarcasm was uncalled for. Unless you think I'm God and therefore not allowed to make mistakes on anything at all.","Wahh, someone corrected me on the internet when I knew I was wrong." +Don't always go locker though. If they aren't bursty AP/CDR provide far more sheilding over the 90sec CD of locket.,There is no reason not to go locket its just too good right now. +She complains about money a lot.,"It's because she, like a lot of fighters, is probably broke a lot..." +This is why girls don't comment on dirty subs. Random guy.,"Yes, so incredibly arrogant for OP to spend her free time in the manner she chooses, instead of catering to this guys wants." +Putting it on a shoulder or on rails with a mattebox helps sell the effect,I just put a rodemic on top. +"One thing I noticed in my playthrough was how many different chairs there were. I made it my mission to document as many as I could, and this is the result. Enjoy",I've got to enjoy the chairs in my life more. +"Meh. Begrijp hem wel, maar het argument dat we moeten counteren met policy ideas is ook waardeloos. Trump (en pvv en brexit)voters zijn niet logisch bezig. Elke policy die Trump voorstelde werd neergesabeld omdat het allemaal 1. Niet uitvoerbaar is 2. heeel veel geld zou kosten of 3. gewoon simpel weg unconstitutional is. En dan krijg je niet een counter argument, nee je bent dan gelijk een shill of een libtard of je bent een muslimlover. Hoe ga je een PVV stemmer vertellen dat er helemaal niet veel problemen zijn met vluchtelingen als hij (of zij) tot op het bot er van overtuigd is dat alles wat ik zeg niet waar is? Dat al mijn argumenten en statistieken leugens zijn en dat hij, en alleen hij, de waarheid heeft....","Ik reken inmiddels op een (verrassend) grote winst voor de PVV komende Tweede Kamer-verkiezingen, juist vanwege het beeld dat jij daar schetst." +Maybe bcs its f2p? i dunno,...have you ever heard of Half-Life at all? +"Because they sentence him to 2 years in jail for pulling a plug out. What's the negative effect of pulling a plug out that could possibly deem 2 years in prison a worthy sentence? PS. you are not allowed to answer using the following words and or phrases : cultural relativism, hurting a religions feelings.","That just means they are bigger cunts, not that he isn't one." +"Holding it was never the purpose. Look at the numbers drop off our US TZ kills to attempt to defend it. We didn't have any militia wide fleets to defend it, at all. However it was to send a message, the next time we offer Calmil a treaty, don't spit in our faces or we will steamroll your asses.","Wouldn't exactly call it a steamroll when you have to plex nonstop for 8 days outside your TZ and a good portion of our core players were in Vegas, but hey v0v." +I just hope he doesn't try to take over by force should he lose.,"Oh come on, who doesn't like a good civil war!" +All I wanted was a nice photo,Cassius must have hit this dog in the face with a shovel. +Happy Doggo had a Farm Visit,Say hello to ticks. +"The military has only a specific and narrow list of things that it 'always' tests for. There is also an extended list, of which certain things are randomly selected to be tested for. They don't test you for everything under the sun. The military urinalysis process for drug testing is not the same as a civilian employer / 'standard' UA.",Any and every substance can be tested for if the commander is willing to incur the cost +TOP POWER PLAY SPECIALIST BRANDON SUTTER,he's practiced with the 1st pp all year so he deserves the chance to try and produce. +Lol here in the US it's 100 for 15/3,wow +Why would someone put these on their car?,Pretty sure that those are illegal +Post Game Thread: Nebraska beats Indiana - no you didn't misread that. what.,Wut +"Yea, booty police are a very respectable people.",It's quite funny though +"It is, I was being sarcastic","Oh, my bad :D" +another shit post but im tired of getting stuck inside a pallet and have survivors bm me devs please fix,"I mean, if they try and leave as fast as they can, then I'm fine with it" +You're posting an article from a propaganda site?,Yeah he should post something from a legitimate source like CNN. +Which four?,"Allen, Hazard, Sanchez, and Firmino" +Played a rhc tonight sent me this after the game,"Awesome guy, you should shout him out!" +Sorry that we're not going to fight your proxy war in Syria. Neoliberals like you are just as bad as W. Maybe one day you'll wake up.,"Do you have literally any understanding to *why* a proxy war is happening, or do you just live in an echo chamber?" +One more battle Reddit,"So, how did you do?" +Don't go on pornhub. It destroys my watches battery at work,I feel dirty for getting that joke. +If she's up 7 or 8 you'll get some 4s and some 11s Also the +4 one didn't cover the period where 12 women accused him of sexual assault,and the random Trump +1 from LA Times +But I thought supply drop weapons weren't pay to win...,Man I thought so too... +MY CLIENT THE LAKERS ARE THE 1 IN 157-1,*BROOOOOOCK... LAKERSSSSSS* +"Yea, I agree with your view. Plus, it seems like they don't want marijuana products mixed with alcohol or caffeine. Energy drinks containing alcohol was banned for a good reason I think, so I agree with their recommendation on similar restriction on marijuana products.",Coca leaf and alcohol that is one hell of a buzz +It limits land-locked empires from conquering a cost and instantly dominating the entire sea. And that's basically it.,*coast +It's that time of year again... Make sure you got the year right on your summons and citation paperwork. Don't wanna give some dude a court appearance for January 6th 2016. That's the entire true plot to Back to the Future. Fucking Doc Brown got a speeding ticket and the cop accidentally wrote the wrong year on it.,"That's the good thing about the E-Ticketing, I can't fuck up dates." +Hanzo should have a No Scope voice line,Ana has one +I don't think they're OK with anything he does. He could save 100 people from a fire and they would find some way to chastise him.,"Pandering to the people on fire vote, obviously." +They will all get triggered at the exact same moment.,So the loud roaring sound isn't a tornado coming but a mass triggering? +Its a personality driven sport - drama is important in driving interest,I liked it better when it was a skill driven sport. +"Terrence West I'm in a 12 team PPR, 6 player keeper league, with an 7 player bench & 2 IR. QB/WR/WR/WR/RB/RB/TE/FLEX/K/D There is a dispute, amongst several players, as to the validity/quality of a trade that just went through. Team A Trades: Tyler Lockett Team B Trades: Terrence West. Obviously I have my own feelings on the trade, but I'd like to hear some other people's. Please grade this trade A-F & give an explanation.",Thx +Is there an existing alternative to reddit? I don't know how much more Trump spam I can take. Even with a modified Frontpage is it inescapable.,People still look at the front page? +I admitted I was wrong and thanked him for correcting me. Is there something wrong with you?,"I, for one, feel compassion for your situation!" +I've never been more triggered by a flair pairing.,I may or may not be fond of the gators. +Also the bun is steamed,that's only for the steamed hams I think +Supermoon as seen from Idaho,It's a streetlight! +"That was on the conservative side of what I could get it to do. I was able to get it to 1070/520 stable in Heaven IIRC. It just wasn't stable in everything else, and I didn't feel that I got enough of a boost to warrant the OC, so I just dropped it to stock. Still, most people seem to say that just -72mV and +50% @ stock gives massive heat and even performance gains (less heat = higher clocks). The OC BIOS also gives you a higher power limit (so IIRC +50% is even more power with the OC BIOS).","Huh, then I should retry my overclocking with R9 Fury Nitro, I was only able to push 1200MHz on non-OC bios." +"Yeah, with all that experience as Town Meeting Member of Massachusetts' 53rd largest town, she's a solid choice.",Better a regular person than a corrupt criminal. +Now this is the real question.,A similar model on alianwares website is $3149.99 quite overpriced +I just realised I have no idea where I got the idea that she is pro weed.,Because she's a Democrat and usually liberals are pro weed +Nobody should ever be losing by 22 to the Mavs,I know its really sad +"he's trying to loose by a close margin, getting 40%+ of the vote. Then he can dominate right wing politics for years, creating his own party to rival the GOP, and guarantee high ratings for his Trump TV networks which will replace Fox News. If he can't become the Prez, he will settle to become King of the Right.",God Emperor of Deplorables. +I agree that it may depend on the contract as they may have to record it as unearned revenue but he also said that they receive 100k at the end of each month until they get the full amount or if they break contract they lose it all. I think at 1/1 they should Dr: A/R and Cr: Grant Revenue then when the money comes in Dr: Cash and Cr:A/R.,I'd be interested in hearing your reasoning for recognizing all of the revenue on the first day of the year. +How was this generated? Are we tracking the coordinates of all of those zillions of stars- and this is a CG image based on real data? Or is depth data somehow being overlayed onto an ordinary photo?,There aren't zillions if stars. +I have already heard the left say that it was a setup by trump! bet TYT say the same thing if they cover this.,and yet WE are the conspiracy nut jobs +Michele also had less opportunities to make mistakes.,Is that a knock against her though? +"Natalie has ridden James coattails and then on her one HoH, trashed her game leading to her eviction.",thats still playing the game +It's a flagship phone but it's an LG flagship phone. . . I'm kidding. I love my V10. I think I play games on my phone so I never take for granted how good my computer looks.,It just has the super exclusive bootlooping feature +Animal handling instructions,"reminds me of the sign I saw in the live stock exhibits area at the fair earlier this year do not touch, pet, mount or lick the exhibits" +A friend told me that there's a reason there are no old welders. Why?,"Since us older guys have made so much money being awesome welders, we've chosen to retire early." +"The S-38 Regal Bearing, from New Monarchy, has boost.",DB says it's a trick sparrow (has the destabilizers perk instead of overdrive) +Oh you're right I only read the 2 part.,"No worries man, cheers" +Mobile,I use it in mobile literally all the time +Keeper Protector glitched? So we build it but we can't summon it and it doesn't show the flag.Is it normal or glitched?,It's glitched and if you would've used the search bar for the sub and typed the exact title you have you would've found your answer instead of reposting +"That's funny, because as a type 2 diabetic for roughly 15 years myself I've had it explained to me by more than one MD in the following fashion: Fuck it. You aren't going to listen to actual reason",Don't forget to not vaccinate your kids! +"It's not just the execs. Metro-North has unionized employees, right?",It's all unions yep. +"Carter had some good ideas, but he was a terrible salesman. It's part of the job of being president, and he did not fulfill that aspect.","Oh gee, that makes me feel better" +What is a free pc game that everyone should get?,"ITT: Lol, Hearthstone, Alt+F4, Lol, TF2, Warframe, Lol, Robocraft, Minecraft, Lol, Warthunder, Runescape, Lol, Path of Exile." +A little sexually rustrated...,why the semi colon? +"No, as soon as I complete harvesting I can watch the field update right in front of me, the field is then shown as seeded, and I'm only offered fertilizing jobs. Once I've done the one, and allowed the other 2 to complete (easy money, but wrong), then there's nothing else to do until the next harvest is ready.","I haven't seen that after any of the harvest missions I've done, so I don't know what's happening for you." +fuck you *Check*,That also counts as yes +"So, basically 1 mana 3-1?",With silence synergy I guess +"*shakes head, makes expensive money sign with hand*",Well throw something! +I'm sure nobody would.,If they make out is it incest or masturbation? +Witcher Cosplay Calendar 2017,... the fuck? +so 3 times the prices of a PS4...,Well they still need a home PC. +It could certainly influence the fan vote portion. If he doesn't win it that would be a sham imo,It most likely will influence other voters' decision too (not only public) +Our Quarterbacks,"You came into the wrong neighborhood, motherfucker." +"Brady, don't listen. Ware dumbass.",I don't know what this means. +"How does this keep happening? Non-Chads with SOs. I work in the video game industry, in programming for a major studio so you can imagine that my coworkers are often overweight, ugly (in the face) and usually don't have much grooming sense. A lot of the stereotypes are true and most are in their 30s, some in late 20s. Not attractive. And yet most of them have girlfriends. We had a party recently and were able to bring a +1 and so many of the guys I assumed were FA showed up with GFs/wives, who had been with them anywhere from a few months to a decade or more. Before you say it: no, we are not rich so it's not status (not to mention I am higher up in my team, so I make more money than them). How does this keep happening? NONE of these people are in good shape, or handsome.",This is why im firmly convinced we all have some unknown defect in our personality. +What's the smallest decision you made that had the biggest impact on your life?,Not pulling out...twice +"It's a lighthearted jab, he follows it up saying she's getting buffed on PTR. Are devs not allowed to admit some of their characters are weak at the moment?",Nope they must lie and say all of the characters are good. +Is Chrisley a heel or a face?,I think he goes both ways. +...why did you have that many chickens?,Lifetime supply of PvP food. +"Actually Jalen is a running back. What Kiffin can't grasp is that he's not a quarterback, and/or can't hit the side of a barn.","But he should be in the Heisman hunt, right?" +Don't forget about the hate brigades that'll jump on anything seen as anti-RT.,Yeah like the hat-thing. +"Hey buddy, My friends and I just came back for 1.4 and are having a TON of fun... Surprisingly, we are playing this over BF1 and Civ VI and I was not expecting that at all! Underground isn't really important (you won't miss out on gear if you don't have it) but it is a lot of fun... There isn't a lot of story to it but the missions are always different and very well done, you can also add different handicaps to them and get gear cache's pretty easily from it. Don't worry about How to get gear it will be raining on you from any activity you do. I farm solo ALL the time (When my friends are at work) there are roaming bosses outside the DZ that are able to be solo'd, especially since you won't be able to enter a world tier unless your gear allows it (Meaning they won't be above your level). The game is fantastic now, you can actually kill stuff and get rewarded for it... Give it a shot and let me know how you like it, hope this helped!","thank you so much for that great comment, this covers up all of my questions and im happy that you and youre buddies have a blast :D gonna try it in an hour when the dload is finished ^^" +Is it okay to make up a signature for your learners log book?,Yeah mate just sign that shit make sure you use a few different pens throughout though to make it look legit +TIL there are people who haven't known this joke since c. 1999.,TIL there are people who can't fathom the concept of others not having heard the same exact jokes as them in the past. +Fuck Joe Carter!,"^ This guy, he gets it." +Tea party wants to overthrow the federal government,"Exactly, they must hate the drain the swamp rhetoric" +Paul Blart Mall Cop,Paul Blart Mall Blart +Is that all the new Ak's comin to America?,"Excuse me my kind sir, but that is muh collection of AR's." +This truly was the Space Jam of surfing,The Citizen Kane of being totally radical. +"After tonight, when is the next new episode on? The schedule is very confusing.","This season it isn't, next episode is next Saturday at 8:30pm Eastern." +Or just a working okama game sphere,What about Chinpokemon Go? +Germany shut down its nukes so it could dig up more coal? WTF?,It's amazing how Germany swung from one form of ignorance in the 1940s to an equal but opposite form of ignorance in the 2010s. +He has more than fuck you money. He has fuck me money.,Fuck me money sounds like someone deep in debt. +My coworker failed to upload to roastme last time around. Go wild,"When you told everyone you were gay, did you call that Coming out of the cabinet?" +Check your.... Ass?,"When you're seated, it leaks along your taint into your ass crack and then to the underwear pinched between your buttcheeks" +Guy Spends 60 Hours and Thousands of Lives Trying To Beat a Super Mario Maker Level,I got so happy when the unicorn music came on shit was a triumphant victoru +did you get extra credit if the ai said strange game only winning move is not to play?,Didn't think of it at the time sadly. +"You have just been made the new president of talent relations for WWE. You are allowed to cut 4 competitors, and give a title to one. What are you doing? Hypothetical situation, but if you were allowed to future endeavor or cut up to four different WWE superstars, and give a title to one who currently doesn't have a title, what would you do? It doesn't have to be rational, it could be just people you don't like or give the title someone you think deserves it. Let's have fun with it. And go.",Cut: Titus Fandango Angelo Dawkins US Title to Zayn +Should I watch Narcos? Is it any good?,Yes. +"You know even though I thought Bernie was going about it the wrong way, I thought he believed in his cause. I guess I was wrong. Should have known better than to trust a single word a politician says, still would have been better than Hillary.",People in Congress for decades are by definition excellent liars. +"Outside of the military, anyway. USMC ain't nothin' to fuck wit",This is why so many nations have military coups (see Argentina). +"must be bronze elo, unimpressed",Gosu has been bronze for years and people watch his stream because they are curious as to when he will finally climb out +Bro I know exactly how you feel. I only got half-way through the transcript before I called it quits. I dunno if it was me going through weed/caffeine/alcohol/mountain dew withdrawals all at once but reading that shit was like going throuh the baddest of trips.,Mountain dew withdrawals lul Stereotypical redditor +The bad feeling you get from losing.,Someone get them a participation trophy and put and end to this! +"ezpp says SS is 798pp, lol",#NAME? +At the very least it could be made into an animated series with Alec Baldwin providing the voice of the title character.,Even better... Bryan Cranston. +There's this driver for service 176 that does this.,307 too! +"No, he was number 1.","Now look at this plane, that I just stole" +is it just me or does PoE run super shit on AMD cards? i bought a new card ~3 weeks ago (switched from a 3yo nvidia card) and everything runs better other than PoE. my FpS graph looks like a retarded bar code and the game turns to a slide show whenever i crit or something.,"no, it runs like shit on everything" +You're ignorance and pride over Mike Pence being those things is pathetic. Wouldn't be surprised if you carry yourself in such a hateful way too abd are happy that you believe that you no longer must be ashamed of it.,We're all racist homophobic bigots sexist misogynist islamophobic fascists anti-semite white nationalists on this blessed day. +Ask if I can have what's left of his stuff,Fuck off I called dibs ages ago +Does love exist for people like us? I feel so lonely and it hurts so much. Pills dampen my sex drive and make me unable to feel any sort of connection with anybody. I am worried they have taken away my ability to feel love.,Love yourself? +Little pineapple chunks,For some reason they look like yellow powerbait nuggets to me. +Riot... please fix your shit... (New Jhin Video #bullshit),LUL +"They guy who 'incited violence' (by holding an oh-so-dangerous *sign*) was a Republican who was on the #NeverTrump side. He got beat up, somebody shouted gun, and the Secret Service did their job. This is entirely on Trump's idiotic supporters.",Yes he was a mere victim +"No such thing as Costco where I live, guess I will stick to Amazon! :C",Sorry. +"No, there were several books taken out of the Bible a few hundred years ago in the version used by Protestants today. So they only have 66 books compared to the 73 books that everyone else uses.",Oh but but those are uninspired and aren't Scripture! +"i never really understood why the option where you don't obtain wealth is no, people respect wealth!",I am already so wealthy that I don't need to collect an additional tax to afford my wedding. +Need someone to talk to?,"Not at all, grew tired of this sub upvoting posts/comments that post super decklists and all that based off OP saying hey, I won a few games" +"ik, i was just making a joke.",yup not good with those things +"Many of those sites have a Submit-original-CP-to-join process, from what I've read. So yeah they actually are..","As if there wouldn't be someone stepping in if the FBI wouldn't operate these sites, as long as there is demand, there will be someone who supplies." +"Miner or Princess to lvl2? Which is the better legendary to upgrade to lvl2, miner or princess? I use both of them in my ladder deck.",Miner! +That's the problem. The city requires rental income or owner occupier. So how is the 18 year old son living in this house going to be treated?,Sign the house over to him/her. +"When Mel Gibson divorced, his wife took 850 million out of him. A couple million would be enough to set her for life. But no, gotta take the whole arm too.","Mel had 850 Million, his wife took 425" +"Whatever you do, do not use Google Allo: Snowden",Russia Today is considered a news source? +"Shame he says he'll never drive it at all, doesn't even want it to click over to 10 miles. I could see keeping it brand new and below 50k or so, but to never even drive it?","I kind of get it, considering how absurdly low the miles are" +Mediacorp celebrates outstanding journalism at 2016 Mediacorp News Awards,We celebrate 154th out of 180 countries on the press free index +"Thanks a fantastic explanation, thanks man.","Hey, you troll, I troll, and in some dark corner of the world, someone is getting something done." +"Coffee, how horrible my life is, and how much of an idiot my friend Justin is.",so a regular stand up act? +Seriously? There are new scandals coming out about her and her rapist husband every day. She hasn't accomplished anything in 30 years and is of extremely questionable character,you can say exactly the same about Trump. +Oh god not this again..,I just had this one told to me for the first time yesterday lol +When Lag Causes You Actual Physical Pain,He just had the better gun he was using the red bar not his fault you are using Inferior weapons. +Has anyone regretted geting into bitcoin? Tell us your story,i regret that i did not do more research when i first heard about bitcoin in 2011/2012....argh +Slipstream Offers,Playmaker certified dominus and certified chakrams +"It depends on the producers TBH. For example, Lionsgate is notorious for aggressively pursuing reactioneers, parodies, etcetera.","Not the point, AngryJoe seem to think Fair Use protect him while doing things he might not be entitled to be able to do with copyrighted material actually." +"You can drug me, slip the suit/parachute on while I'm out, light me and the plane on fire but motherfucker you're still going to have to break my arms and dropkick me out of the fucking door to get me to skydive.",( I'm sure your mother would like that arm-break part) +I was responding to the idea of not wanting to work for them over it. The guy hasn't even had an interview yet.,My bad. +both of those choices are trash,"Lower life form, get away from fan favourite husbandos WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY" +"Reddit, what is something you used to be obsessed with, but hate now?",Collecting Pokemon Cards. +A bout of fisticuff.,Where one fist has a radio in it for maximum damage +I'm not your sugar daddy. (x-post r/Tinder),"The biggest surprise to me was to discover it exist a website to order online and pay at the door, (I'm not the US btw)" +Agreed but I find that the under rating tends to be in response to the overrating and fortunately the casuals aren't particularly good at articulating why he's actually ok.,Those stupid casuals and their inability to make coherent thoughts +The move from 13 to 17 was the add-on. There won't be any more for the 2nd season.,"I know but who knows, maybe they could get an extra or two" +I am still here This was not worth the hand cramp,HOW +what *was* this rule,Rule 12 +I'm doing good!,That's good. +"Oh nice, what mic do you have currently?",my headset mic :P it's fairly decent for being on a headset +"Sry for the long response:S At discounted price it is absolutely worth it. The experience is unique. (Disclaimer: If you have never played games or don't know anything about them, the experience may not be as good but it's still interesting because of all the themes it incorporates). At full price it was worth it when it came out. Same as any game a part of the price is being able to play it immediately when it comes out (also lowest chance of running into spoilers on the internet). One thing that I had a problem with it: At one part, I found a closed loop (kind of). Usually when you go the same path, there is at least a minor change but in this instance I found a closed loop with an ending that was literally the same and the annoying part was that when you got there, you had to finish it and it took a little too much time imo. You can view it as and ending in terms of:If you keep doing the same thing over and over again, you will eventually end in a closed loop (~insanity). TLDR: The game is worth it with a 20% or more discount this long from it's release date so it's a definite steal at 80% off:)",Where did you find the closed loop? +Did the WCA make a ruling about this or is this just your assumption? Or do magnets fall under one of the existing regulations?,It's common sense. +Salma Hayek: Trump planted story about my height after I denied him a date,I wonder which one of his wives he was married to when this happened? +NO. WAY. *Frantically opens steam*,It had the same amount of marketing in the West as a direct to DVD has. +Like fish in a barrel,Try doing this with a controller twats. +Quality shit post,Indeed +"Not sure why Morgan Spurlock would make a horror-bent documentary on rats, but he did. Maybe it's just the trailer, but eek.",Will Holland sewer rats make an appearance? +Embiid Breaks Navicular Bone Again,Oh god no +fUCK THIs game it's foucking mimpossible toWIN,You sound like you need to take a breather. +"Tired of people not accepting friend requests? I might have the solution Just now, I played against a Druid that played Coin + Innervate + Astral Communion. The turn after he drew Alexstrasza. As far as I'm concerned, that's like getting a Royal Flush in poker. I actually felt excited even though I was on the receiving end, so I sent a friend request to share this wonderful moment with my opponent. I waited and waited, but it appears he thought I wanted to flame. I can't blame him though, I'm always reluctant to accept a friend request after getting lucky because of all the hateful words. I'm pretty sure we've all encountered a similar situation and that's a bit sad. Blizzard doesn't exactly give us the right tools to convey our good intentions to our opponents. Saying 'Well played' or 'Spectacular' can easily be perceived as bitter and sarcastic. There is one emote however that I think is perfect in this situation, but nobody ever uses it. I'm talking about a simple 'Thank you'. Why would you ever say thanks when getting your ass whooped unless you actually enjoyed it? I know it will not always guarantee me a new friend, but I'm sure it will improve my chances. Either way, my fellow redditors, I want to take this opportunity to implore you to follow my example. Using this 'secret code' will definitely allow us to find new friends without getting insulted by some lowlife scrub. Are you with me?",Thank you... +Nigerian man with 97 wives says he is still 'very much alive',That is definitely the face of a guy with 97 wives. +Brand new Silverado with trailer slid off boat launch,good thing he had the flotation device in the truck. +Favorite Juice Brand,You need to get out more. +"I've also heard Lucio say, after taking out a turret, Hope you didn't work too hard on that! One of my favorites.",And Torb I worked hard on that!! +Are you trying to make a point that the system in Montreal is fine when compared to *third world countries*? I mean if that's your point then sure ok but really?,Sounds about right. +One of these teams still has an FCS team on their schedule.,"Oh booo hooo, we've had it soooo easy this season" +"Shouldn't have worn my red vest. (not the one you're thinking of) Went to a ski swap, and I had been in the place for less than a minute figuring out where the xc boots I wanted to peruse might be... a woman with a few kids turned to me and said Can you help us? in an overwhelmed tone. I didn't say anything, just looked at her and blinked. After about 5 seconds, she said Oh, do you work here? and I said I didn't. She said she thought I did because it looked like I knew about 'this kinda stuff'. I told her I likely knew less than most people in the building. I did have a really cool warm red vest on that looks pretty outdoorsy. Maybe that's why.",cool warm vest I love the English language. +Steel with the best of teammates,What was the build up to this? +"ToS violations versus teen drunk driving, HMMMM. Such a moral dilemma.",You wouldn't download a car +"Canada Student Loan Repayment Relief: As of November 1, no single Canadian will have to repay their Canada Student Loan until she or he is earning at least $25,000 per year","Combined with the looming Trump presidency, I imagine our friendly Northern neighbors will need to build that wall." +"This. Use your fucking brain for once, medics! If you die in a stupid situation with your pants down it's not our fault and you didn't deserve the points in the first place.",But hero medic is best medic! +Because I'm...,Spidey ROFLSTOMPS. +If i hear source 2 again i'm gonna make a fucking gambling website. It's ringing in my head.,source 2 +"Hurr durr, the US has 3x as many rapes per capita.",Don't say you weren't warned. +"Once in Office, Trump Wont give a Shit. Why do you think he actually cares. Can you Honestly not see what he is doing.","He had a front row seat for 9-11, genius." +"-a map in 1940s -a map in the future -a map in (Atlantis , Bermuda Triangle , Ancient Egypt or Pennsylvania) -a map in a Modern time",Pennsylvania lol what would there be to do here? +Realistically: bungo prefers Hunters and Warlocks. That's what most of their staff plays. Lore Wise: The Shadowshot supplies itself off the energy of it's targets. The Ward of Dawn is supplied of It's Defenders light.,Yes and that favoritism is how the Hammer of Sol was born +"It's fucking 3:20am in the morning in California. 6:20am in NY. Nobody is shit posting at Reddit in the middle of the night. But sure, as always it's the Americans fault",ManU fans can't take in the fact that English football fans despise them. +John Lewis resists stop funding hate calls to pull newspaper campaign,"It's good companies are being named, I now know who to avoid." +Why would any white person be afraid of the ending of their majority status? What is so bad about being a minority in the US?,The different ethnic groups in Iraq have gotten along very well.... +"It's sad to realize how low Forbes has fallen, it's like just another BuzzFeed.","Nah, BuzzFeed is way better than Forbes" +That system looks disgustingly mid-2000s.,And looks like a dvd player. +"Man shot in Russia, crowd does not care.",Mother always said nothing good happens after midnight. +BMW just revealed a self-correcting motorcycle you can ride without a helmet,Show my a rider who would forego a helmet and I'll show you one without a head. +"Update: Trump Attacker Is Hillary Supporter, Mentioned in Wikileaks, Hit Previous Rally",Great unbiased source. +I'm 100+ points behind and captaining Firmino. Here are his stats against Watford last year: 0 shots 0 chances created 0 take-ons 0 crosses 57% pass accuracy Who's with me?,What an inspired choice! +"Yes, although his power of positive thinking philosophy appears hyperbole to the uninitiated.",That's a clever redefinition of trumpian bullshit. +Rewatching Mexico 2016 and noticed Lewis is standing with FIA officials during the anthem rather than with the other drivers. Anyone know why? Obviously not a huge thing but just curious.,Because he is #blessed so he can't stay with the rest of the drivers. +Anyone want to give me suggestions for what i should do in a future 9b9t video?,Sve your progress in the nether using a bed +Lol except cocaine is WAAY more expensive than heroin,I don't drugs I'm sorry +I don't want no damn foreign language bullshit on my TV!,Apparently people missed the obvious +I would love to do a dual fuel mod so I can run propane as well. That might be my favorite apocalypse /prepper mod.,You're weird dude. +I am a Notre Dame fan and Jaylon Smith might be my favorite Irish player ever so I'm thankful he's healthy... But god more Cowboy rookie narratives....,His brother is on our Practice Squad too... +LEGEND SAYS THAT YASUO IS STILL FARMING TOP LANE,HOW ELSE CAN I AFFORD TO GET THE ITEMS I NEED TO CARRY YOU PLEBS +I think he has said before that he doesn't want to coach a big club but I might be wrong?,Perfect situation for him then +Alcohol AND porn shoulders.,Sin incarnate! +"Lol, you sound just like the white people arguing in my class",Did you just assume my race? +Mormon gift opens up a vast new path for African-American genealogical treasures,I guess this makes up for not allowing them into the Celestial Kingdom before 1978. +"Invisible players I'm having a problem where i will see a gun, and only a few seconds later the player model will load in. It's really annoying as it's gotten me killed a couple of times. I play in directx9, does anyone know any fixes to this?","In console, maybe try turning player.cull off or setting playercull.minCulldist higher." +This guy has been messaging me since May. What do?,How does one kill Navi? +"you should delete your reddit account Rule 2: Low-effort posts, reposts, self-serving screenshots, NSFW, and unrelated posts are subject to removal on discretion.",And here I was thinking that I'm the only person on this sub who bothered reading the rules... Guess there's 2 of us! +Women have sex with 15 year old boy after luring him with pizza party,"Photos, or it didn't happen." +"I actually had to read your comment out loud to understand what you are trying to say. I still didn't fully comprehend, though. Could you rephrase or something?","Yeah, racist jokes are *real* racism and it's fucking stupid to pretend otherwise" +"Nintendo Switch would be Nintendo's chance to create a VR headset Knowing that the Switch will be more powerful that the Wii U, Nintendo could make a VR headset, using the detachable controller pieces as the controller's for VR (provided that they are motion tracking). They only need a camera and a headset (and maybe new controllers)",I seriously doubt the Switch will be able to supply enough processing power for VR. +"Being trapped in Runespan for so long, you start to see things.",better rename runecrafting to Ruecrafting! +I know you shouldt judge a book by its cover but your lack of fashion sense makes my think cha was a dump stat :p,"you never know, in BDSM black shiny leather is endearing." +Keenan Allen to IR. Joey Bosa activated to 53-man roster.,We'll give you one Terrance Williams for a Pass Rusher. +"Having a kid is really weird. You have to take all the normal notions you have about poop and pee and vomit and boobs and genitals, and throw them ALL out the window. Your relationship to those things is changed, period. Boobs are now tools, 2 AM is a normal time to wake up for a half hour and go back to bed (for six months), pee is the reason your garbage is heavy, and vaginas are just a tiny thing you have to wipe poop out of three times a day. Some people deal with these changing social norms better than others. It can break your brain.",*screams internally* +Isn't that the correct way or something,"It's the French way, apparently." +I think he knows he is humiliating himself and gets off on things like getting kicked out of female restrooms.,"The reason he cannot get a job is because he is oppressed because of his gender, not because he looks like a goofus" +All day!? Impossible,I feel like context would be helpful. +I live right down the road from that company and never heard about them until just now.,Great company. +"Who Will Join Rise Nation? Who do you guys think will be the new roster joining Rise Nation? I think it either has to be NAMELESS's squad, or that Loony is staying and Rise bought out the other three players from Elevate. Let me know what you guys think or if there is another lineup out there you think Rise might be interested in.","nameless or killas squad, probably nameless'" +"The Chiefs made it last season after starting 1-5 so yeah, it can happen",That's a prime example why we could make it because I think the NFC east is going to cannibalize themselves along with what happens in the south every year where we starting beating each other up a lot. +I hate this song and i don't even know why. I love Rancid and pop-rock-skate-punk-ska type of music but something about this song just irritates me.. Still it's great to see Rancid on the front page!! Maybe some NOFX next? :),With the new NoFX album there may be some new material to try. +NGL I've been rooting against y'all since you let texas beat y'all. Not cool bro,that game was doubly hard for me :( +Bomb enemies look pretty cool in FFXV,Oh god +"Osiris waveclear? Hiya folks, me again asking another dumb question. I am normally solo laning, and Im a huge fan of Osiris, i know hes not in the meta at all, but i just realized I had both of his frankestein skins an i really want to give him a go at the moment, but i have no idea how hes supposed to clear wave. Every other warrior has an aor ability that can hit the whole wave, orba clear combo for hitting them all, Osiris however, has me lost, any advice would ve appreciated, thanks in advance friends","You usually level his 2 and use it to clear the archers, while autoing with your cleaves to kill the rest of the wave, while poking the other solo." +You can now enter text using your keyboard on remote play. Not sure if this is news or not. No mouse support and looks to only be up when you are prompt for keyboard input in the game.,"I discovered that the other day, it's so convenient!" +My concept for team stickers for ELEAGUE Major 2017,0/10 No Godsent. +"Actual text from an actual group member: I was about to jack off and then the power went out ugh Um, good to know. Thanks for sharing. Also, you shouldn't *need* the power for that.",These kids today have no imagination +I'm just happy to be here.,What show are you doing? +"So nothing ever changes with the criminal. Same damn thing that happened when she and Bill moved out of the White House. Over $200,000.00 of furniture and art.","My buddy said he got some real classy lamps on EBay for pretty cheap, but he had to pay shipping from New York...................." +"Does he have Sickle Cell Trait, or Sickle Cell Anemia/Disease? Because they are two different, though related things. SCT is basically that you carry the genes for it, and there is a chance your children will have SCA, where as SCA is the actual disease itself. The example you see all over the thread is Ryan Clark and he has SCA.",Geno's Wikipedia page says he has SCT +I don't understand why you even need highbeem in a city.,Assertion of dominance +"Hillman might be our best back right now, what the fuck","yeah, especially with jet battling a injury" +That was my shit as a kid. I dont remember one fucking episode.,I remember them living in a different type of house every episode. +"Smallwood, big balls. Nice run.","Yes, we did!" +"I needed those You tell 'em Terry, tell 'em and tear 'em. Video games are important.","I'm not sassing that man, even via the interweb." +"Top Tip: Don't name your kid after a person, place, or thing on the Internet. Me: Sorry, son, it seemed like a good idea at the time.",...Where's the joke? +What is replaced on it when lightning strikes?,I would guess the two big wire wound resistors and possibly the carbon blocks under the black metal cap. +Incredible airborne sideways throw from South African cricket player that got batter out,Because i understand this game :) +This not really my video but I would think it would be covered under fair use anyway.,"Yeah, I don't mind at all when people use clips for educational purposes." +Placards,I think your suggested placard seems a bit disrespectful towards Pyrrha. +Auburn opens as 9 point road favorite at rival Georgia,"Uh oh, Trigga Trey gonna get some revenge." +"Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Euro.","You get an upvote merely because I want this written on my t-shirt, it's pretty funny." +HAPPY THANKS GIVING DC_CINEMATIC,Jokers daughter.. kill it with fire +"Hmmm. I was taught to kinds of taxiing which ATC can tell you to do: Taxi: ~1ft AGL moving up to 25kn Hover Taxi (same as expedited taxi): 50ft AGL moving 50kn Without a tower at most airports around me, it's more of the Wild West here where I'd say at least 20% of people don't even use the radio on a regular basis.",You should really be surface taxiing at a 3-5ft hover and an air taxi is whatever is needed to get you where you're going UNDER 100ft/60kts. +"It doesn't matter. Investigating someone's in-game behaviour based not on reports, but the fact they made fun of you in a totally different environment is spiteful and childish. If you look for a reason to fuck over someone's career just because they laughed at your shit, then yu have ego problems.",The scary part is there are tons of people here defending Riot +It's one of the 4 stadiums that you can sailgate to and is built by a body of water,"It's us, Tennessee, and who are the two others?" +Oh my god yes I was terrified to say my worst fears out loud because I thought satan might make them come true but then I was afraid to think them cause jehovah might test me.,Ain't that a bitch lol +"Guess you could say you were Livin' on a Prayer, OP",wrong Bon..... +What languages and tech do you have 6 years in?,1 year of firmware code for low latency network cards and 5 years of video game industry experience. +"Hmm I honestly expected there to be a huge difference between a 100ug and a 200ug dose, especially since the comeup was noticeably more intense.. .. this isn't bad at all though! At what dose should I expect a noticeable difference?","What i always noticed between a 5 or 10 strip dose is just the time it lasts, it just lasts longer and longer not any more intense" +Always love your family :),:') +There's always clay.,You take that back you son of a bitch +Theres no joke its just stupid af,As foretold by whom? +Why are people so high on Pryor?,"Tall, athletic, ton of potential, plays for a shit team, AND he can catch the ball." +La Banquise.,Overrated +"2016 Week 15 Game Thread: Pittsburgh Steelers(8-5) @ Cincinnati Bengals(5-7-1) Please Remember: ##**Leave all opinions/thoughts inside of this thread. Anything that isn't newsworthy posted outside of this thread during the game will be removed.** Don't be rude. We're all here to watch the game. Do not troll the other sub's game thread/post game thread. We will be notified and we will take necessary steps after that. If you see someone in here trolling, feel free to file a report and we will take care of it. Thank you and enjoy the game.",At this point I'd just let Boz score all the points in the game. +"TIL William Ward, the University of Michigan football head coach in 1896, would go on to develop early surgical procedures to construct artificial vaginas.","Well, there was *something* on that man's mind and it sure wasn't football!" +Apple is taking minimalism waayyyyyy too seriously.,It all started when they took away that mouse button. +Anais Zanotti,I want to die between those thighs. +Looks like Murphy is trying a new look at house shows.,BLOODY MURPHY +He's really trying to get his foot in the stock car world. Kind of expected him to go into sports cars though.,"He's got a foot in every world... sportscar (IMSA & PWC), Stock Cars (ARCA & NCWTS) and rally car (GRC)." +It's a tap-in and the commentator is celebrating it like a 30 yard volley to win the world cup. What the hell.,Yet we still see Premier League tap-ins hit the front page all the time right? +My favourite birthday card,Did you make this yourself or buy it somewhere? +"I get it but it's so incredibly hard to be arrested for I know absolutely nobody who has been busted for selling and the only person I know who was busted for possession also got a dui. Intelligence is hard to come by, but it's not hard to avoid Johnny Law.","Yeah, thats why the majority of prisoners are in for minor marijuana charges!" +Are you for school vouchers?,Nope +INSIDE reference?,Can't unsee now. +Post Game Thread: Miami Dolphins beat New York Jets 27-23,can we sign Charlie Weis for HC? +"Change a letter in a current class to make a new class. Let's have this thread again, they're fun.",Bow Knight to Row Knight A boat class +"My mother thought that the offspring of lions and tigers, ligers and tigons, were unnatural and evil. Funny, she didn't have the same thoughts about mules.","Oh man, I got a good chuckle." +"Are you black, or did she use the n-bomb just to be edgy?",Edgy +School superintendent says Betsy Ross flag is a symbol of 'hostility' and 'hate',Not news: We have far too many clueless idiots like this one running school systems. +Well he's known to say whatever is convenient. During the debates he was talking about how slow and bad the Canadian system was.,You can't just dismiss everything good about him as it was convenient at the time. +"I have to admit it... ...I'm not terribly good at this game on higher difficulties, and that bothers me. TW:W on normal is easily my GOTY but on anything higher it just feels like a slog. Too many armies to cut through, build order and turn budget too strict to experiment. I managed to achieve the Greenskin short victory on Very Hard but I found myself autoresolving through most of it because the enemy could seemingly field 3 armies for every one of mine. Switching from VH to normal isn't a problem, but for some reason I can't get it out of my head that I'm playing a lesser version of the game when I play on normal. The dev blog even says that TW:W's normal mode is designed to be baby's first Total War, but it's the only difficulty I can enjoy. Who am I trying to impress? Why do I care? Am I alone in preferring normal but feeling guilty about it?","I usually stay away from higher difficulties in these kinds of games because generally, instead of improving AI behaviour, it makes the AI cheat with some BS buffs to income and such, which just pisses me off..." +Or Maybe Harambe found those emails so Hillary had to kill him??,"A gorilla that can use email, come on man." +Rip David Attenborough,fuck off. +"I'm 12 pages into Gravity's Rainbow, boy this is weird, lolz, is it like inifinite jest by the end, also a reallly hard book and postmodern, dfw was my favourite writer i like when he went on a cruise ship and it said it was bad lmao",lmao real talent rip +Voting for a criminal and pedophile who will be impeached almost immediately....leaving us in a constitutional crisis Is the adult thing to do?!,Fuck off with your delusional bullshit. +Dude! ^(Sorry for assigning you a gender) That was impressive!,You'd be surprised at how many times this question is asked. +"How much do you weigh?/ what is your build like? Sweet jacket though, thanks for linking","i weight 68 kilograms (yes im thin), im athletic-skinny" +Never use a registry editor that you find for free on the internet though.,"Especially, if you don't know what you are doing." +"Look man, I'm a Christian and I think this is kind of absurd. By this same logic, Disney (princess/classic) movies are evil too because they do magic and Lord of the Rings and The Chronicles of Narnia are too because, well, fantasy. Yes, there are things that are very real and that are bad, but I don't think this movie should be a concern.",you must not be from the south lol i've heard all kind of stuff be labeled sorcery +I'm Ron Burgundy?,I don't think I've ever thrown an interception? +The Knicks are their own worst enemy,Lol the crowd hit them with a bronx cheer the next time down court for getting a defensive rebound +Hillary Told Maid to Print Classified Info,"And she killed Vince Foster, in the library, with the candlestick, too." +"meh, the backups have been excellent and the story is moving.","The back ups have been excellent no doubt but the main story is suffering from it, 15 pages or so to tell a story these days is dreadful especially when they have an event coming up." +"Chili con Quorn, Tofu Fajita Wraps, a Bean Burger alongside some refried beans, guacamole, and sweet potato fries. I also had some Doritos, Doritos salsa, and some Alpro Yogurt.",I make a similar meal except that I call it a Chili sans Carne. +Yeah but the question you asked is more aimed towards that shitty audience than here. Its literally an opinion thing.,"I'm asking who is the better pokemon, mostly." +"I would highly suggest playing as portugal, settling the americas then moving the capital to somewhere in the current united states / canada. It will allow you to grasp trade, trade nodes and trade flow with the variation and importance that it brings. I suggest this way because this is how I learned. I decided that trade is so important that just immerse yourself in it and it should reveal itself (and it did). It was frustrating but eventually you realize that controlling trade ports are key, and a few nodes are more important than others (end trade nodes and the carribean are BIG examples of strategic locations). Beyond that it's pretty simplistic. Do some quick math in your head and set your merchants and forget them. Check on them once in a while if your power / control changes in some regions to ensure they are still as effective as they could be.",to add onto this ivory coast trade node is super op +Infinite Warfare In Depth: Reflections (From Energy Weapons & Ram Servo),Ive been fucking foaming at the mouth for some good IW videos. +*Shivers*,"To be fair, most of the successful ifunny posts come from here, or other subreddits." +My man im a guy from a Dota 2 Community you can see my Posts and When did i create my account.,"This account, sure." +Anyone explain this GRE question,Use modular arithmetic. +Is no one going to mention that the new Cyber Angel has 4 breasts? ...hey theyre there in plain sight dont blame me for noticing,"Can't mention it, too busy fapping." +"I've sacrificed everything, what've you given?","You know, if you take Bannon at face value, he's pretty much a sad, pathetic imitation of Armstrong." +A team standpoint? Here's another single-hero perspective on how to save yourself and nobody else. You're also speaking as if the Grey player *isn't* going to keep walking behind you or jumping to you.,It's funny. +"He was heavily endebted. To the tune of 6,000 gold. I have a feeling he was hoarding it and expected to skip out on his debts, but then I showed up claiming to be one of his creditors - impatient for repayment.","Still, considering a room for the night costs around a silver and food and drink is coppers usually, 1500 gold seems like a lot of profit to have made unless he had some shady dealings on the side, or just a lot of rich adventurers slapping down more than stuff normally costs." +NA Crowd,TSM TSM TSM +*Trump does something right.* Well you see... (semi relevant fact against him here),Not sure if your statement is in support or against my statement. +"Fed up with media, Trump launches his own 'nightly campaign coverage'",And thus TrumpTV was born and lo it spewed it's ugliness on the world +Anyone going to Macy's tomorrow to get Javy's Autograph? I've been pondering if I should. You have to buy something for $35 and he can only sign that. No other outside memorabilia or pictures can be taken with him. So it kinda sucks. But getting an autograph would be hella cool,Is it at the Macys downtown on Randolph? +There are some dank ass refrigerators nowadays tbh,Now I want to see Rudism play Rocket League with a refrigerator. +witten was WIDE OPEN wtf,As is tradition. +I'd just like to admire the Democratic ground game. Great job getting out the vote!,"Stop trying to interfere with our elections, you damned socialist." +Pickled cabbage and warm buttered bread.,More of a beetroot fella myself but the bread is something that is a necessity. +sorry for confusion. the 'f' was to pay respects.,No f to dance +Eagles are trying for Alshon Jeffery,For the love of God please trade away some defense. +It still exists as a wreck. Just like my life,Is this the part where somebody comments me too thanks +"The pope should keep his fucking nose out of international affairs. He fucked up Venezuela's last chance of toppling Maduro last week, now he wants to meddle in the US too? Fuck off!",Yeah he should only talk about countries where there are Catholics he is the leader of. +All life is meaningless. Space exploration isn't going to change that,That would have been the perfect thing for Neil Armstrong to say on the moon. +"Rookie mistake publishing your policies so far in advance.. This just reminds me of last election. National kept their target as small as possible while embroiled in scandal after scandal and kept knocking down labour's policies while mentioning none of their own. Then continue talking about NZs 'rockstar economy', and at the end of it all - the day after the election Key announces that he wants a new flag and everybody is like wtf?",Yes we need to learn from the US election! +Labyrinth 7k,6k + Loopers? +"I live next door to a convicted pedophile. That isn't a reflection on me. I've been to his house. If I ran for office and he gave me money I would accept it. He does make me feel icky though. That's all this story is, icky. There's no substance here it's just more speculation.",Have you been flown on his plane to his private island to have a party with him? +I wish her waveclear wasn't ironic. Just gotta make Q do extra to minions :P,Splash damage to minions on the AA buff would be nice and thematical. +President Joseph F. Smith,There is a section in D&C of a dream he had of Spirit Prison. +What are some of the best cell phone deals AT&T is giving for the holidays?,prolly 9 usb cables like last yr +Just what reddit needs right now more politics lol,Lol +I've become irreplaceable at my job. Not always a good thing,Who else is gonna post Kpop idols and build a Gundam? +september was a lot calmer. remember the month of khan when he had to have stern talkings to by the secret service about what does and doesn't constitute threatening language?,I member +"No. Fracking is bad, this is going to lead to a lot of fracking.",Fricking Fracking man +Wonder if this game will finally be enough to make people shut up already and stop saying he sucks without all the TDs.,But if you take away all of his TDs and receiving yards he is only a top 10 RB +Actually it doesn't. This guy is definitely in the minority. Stop listening to what Clinton and the media are feeding you and actually go out and meet Trump supporters. You'll be surprised.,How come every racist in America is voting for Trump? +Freedom is overrated and inefficient,Thats fine. +"I'm Donald Jr, the brains. I'm Ivanka, the beauty. ..... AND I'M ERIC.",That's the making of a great horror flick +That's what I want you to think.,You got me! +Is it me or is this sub getting super weird?,How so? +Julian Green goal vs New Zealand (1-0),Keeper just stood there +In Vader We Trust,I L L E G A L L L E G A L ... +For Sale Yeezy Boost 350 V2 - $950 obo,Way overpriced. +People think Skyrim's Lod is really bad... but I think he's a great blacksmith.,Steel's good but loyalty's better. +"It's such a bullshit thing to say, a head shot is personal. If a man with a gun is wounded he can still fire his gun, the only 100% sure way to prevent that is to kill him. And a head shot is an excellent way to do that.",Why didn't they just shoot the gun out of his hand? +"I'm a little lost here. Who is the thief, and who is the kid?",I think both are the thieves and the kid isn't shown. +"Too Hot To Sit Inside a Classroom, But Not Too Hot To Exercise Outside in Heavy Equipment, but Only for Those Schools With AC.",It really enrages me we build fancy billboards and condos and train station signs and bike paths but we have't gotten A/C into all schools yet. +"Something I noticed about the Rashmi=Mishra theory So, hear me out on this, we already know that WotC has a history with anagrams and codes, so the fact that Rashmi is an anagram for Mishra (while also sharing vaguely similar art) was an interesting tidbit. But you might also notice that Eternities Crafter and Artificer Prodigy share a lot of characters, so I removed all the characters that they share, and ended up with etentespodigy, which doesn't look to meaningful... until you unscramble it. Turns out, that if you do unscramble it, you end up with the words edit genotypes, and wouldn't you know, if Mishra is Rashmi, he would've had to do just that to become a female Elf. Note though, that an (obviously important) alternative dejumble of etenteseodigy, is Potty Designee, so make of that as you will. tl;dr Either Mishra is Rashmi or they are tied together by a toilet.",Now I have an idea for a story of how we're all interconnected via the porcelain throne in which we poo. +"The pope is in the mist of hijacking an Italian helicopter to quote hunt down that chicken fried fuck, note the pope is only 47 and was raised on the mean ass streets of suburban south texas",He is advised to be ruthless +It's incredible how accurate WWE 2k17 is going to be.,Cant wait to make Big Show do Nakamuras entrance +"On ios, from what i saw its only on android.",Damn... Can't help you there buddy. +"Maybe, just maybe, corsi doesn't mean shit?",I thought we were past this in 2016. +And yet he still hasn't said anything about that Washington jerkoff blatantly ignoring the will of the voters in his name.,"Yes, how dare he try and get people to vote in probably the most important election of the next 30 years!" +I'd just delete my Facebook if I was this guy.,I'd just delete him if I was Facebook +I love orange cats. It's like they have a personality of a cheeky monkey on a live wire.,"Orange cats are the best, and rule a room full of cats" +"Anybody else happy about daylight savings? I have insomnia and it really messes with my happiness a lot of the time, but last night I actually went to sleep at a decent hour and I woke up this morning well rested. I feel pretty fuckin' good. How 'bout you folks? How was your morning?",I just love not being able to take my toddler outside after 5 pm anymore! +"Next update they'll fix that, being able to buy revives and whatnot from the store that is","Hey come on, they'll probably lower great and ultra balls to closer to pokeball level too so they don't give such an unfair advantage too" +Just call one fucking holding. wtf,"Nah, only Denver holds." +Why does the back judge keep running over to help Brady up when he gets knocked over? I don't see them do that shit for Russ.,"All refs hate Wislon, didn't you know?" +"I once prepaid for gas and a drink, got my change and walking out to my car noticed something weird on the penny. It was a swastika and an eagle. It was a Nazi penny dated 1934 on it. I was shocked. I tried to grab it with my other hand and it fell, rolled about 8 feet and went down a freaking storm drain.",that is the most tragic story ive ever heard +He wouldn't play under the tag,Didn't he try to last second but your owner stiffed him +Haha I think it was sarcasm. We are notoriously terrible at 3v3,Remembers Getzlaf's back pass to nobody leading to a goal. +"Shot by Frolik goes in after the whistle, initially ruled no goal but after the refs conferred was ruled a good goal",You don't see that very often. +And we're still mocked by everyone for having a shit defense. Just look at the game thread.,Well yeah but you do have a bad defense. +That closeup at the serious Asian dude killed me,"Break free then, if you are the real kung-fu panda." +"my rudy gay and myles turner for hassan whiteside... i can probably pick up kanter, lin, or maybe jrue if no one claims him",What a steal. +Cody in ROTJ?? did you mean ROTS?,Yeah that's Rex. +"Any interest in a Star Citizen Ship Giveaway/Contest? Would love to do this. I'm pretty rich, have a lot of Star Citizen Ships and Assets just sitting here, and really want to give back to this community. If there's some decent interest I'll start taking suggestions on how to do this.",I'd like a Javelin. +"New Yorkers: Hillary Moved Mountains on 9/11, Trump Did Nothing",While this is very likely true...the title is slightly misleading +LP ladouceur,Chris Jones! +"Further, Robert Ford = Brr Footed Coincidence?",Maybe that's why he wanted the boots from Sizemore's new theme... His feet were cold. +What the fuck are you guys talking about,You're not on their level of consciousness +Member when you believed the Flames could still win when they were down in the third?,Oh I member +"Fuck it here's a box. It shoots smaller boxes when Q is pressed, W makes him go very fast, E blinks him a distance, and R creates a bigger box that damages enemies. Its... just a white box. No sounds or color or anything. Just a box.",Did you just leak Ivern? +Why can't they set trains with more cars or more frequent trains?,More cars won't help if the train is already end to end of the platform. +Rim it,While on a business trip to Vietnam in '07 I did a similar thing. +I have chlamydia,Me too thanks +delete this post,Best I can do is report it +Rock Quarry swimming in AR - I took this but looking back months later made me shiver.,Upvote for AR swimmin' holes +"Missing for me as well. And yes, there is no DLC showing. It says there are no DLC for this game. I bought it through GMG if that matters.","Double check your emails, GMG sent the key for The Aztecs separately from the main game" +Just bought this guy yesterday! Excited for my first bike commute tomorrow!,where's the fender +You do realise Bill Clinton behaved like that while he was in the whitehouse right?,"But he's a Liberal, it's all good." +Bill Clinton rapes women.,Donald Trump rapes teenagers. +battlin boxers 2016???,"I know nothing about boxers but they appear to mostly be level 4, so maybe running a variant with a lot of protection/floodgates along with {{ties of the brethren}} but like I said, I know nothing about them this is just off a quick glance" +I think KK has been beating ryan ford over and over again in the last month or so,"Yeah I know he made GFs of some even the past weekend only losing to n0ne, and I remember him winning a tourney with most of PR in attendance recently" +Results not typical; most cats just sit on your face to wake you up.,Instructions unclear dick stuck in face +I mean to be fair anywhere else in the world you can drive to another *country* in 2 hours. It'd take me like 30 hours just to drive to Canada lol.,Hahahahhahahahahahahahah Hahahahhahahahahahahahah hahahah Hahahahahahhahahah +HULK GOES TO RENAULT AND GETS EIGHT 4TH PLACES IN 2017,STILL PROBABLY BETTER THEN FORCE INDIA IF THEY KEEP UP THEIR CURRENT PAYMENT SYSTEM FOR PERSONEL +Got bored so I made this and I'm eagerly waiting for Final Fantasy XV,"i'd use it as a background if you didn't have your instagram tag at the bottom, is there another version?" +I've searched everywhere for budget polymer pistols to find a match but no luck!,Might just be an airsoft gun. +"More most horrible TV production scumbags ever. Lets find some people with low IQ and put them infront of camera... and confront them with the stupid decisions they made in life so far. Sure, the woman is horrible. But those shows are horrible, too.","Yes, for sure." +/v/ on Nintendo Switch Ad,As ignorant as the brakes comment was... This crop is a thousand times worse. +"Well, I know literally nothing else about her, but I've got a pretty low opinion of her.","We did it, Reddit!" +"A few days late, but here are some pictures of my Yoshikage Kira costume from Halloween!",Nice one dude +Had to rinse off after I dipped my toes in the pool,You are hotter than most porn stars i watch! +"So when you ban someone, what keeps them from just creating another account and coming back?","honestly its pretty easy to figure out people via their language, writing, punctuation, vocabulary etc." +Did you?,yes actually and strangely enough the report the city put out does too! +I leave my keys in my car and the windows down all of the time. People aren't willing to steal anything that seems so easy to steal. It's suspicious. I would guess that I've saved at least 1 full year of time by just jumping out of my vehicle and not worrying about locking up. I use the same approach to pretty much everything. Try it yourself. You'll be amazed at how people are unwilling to steal obviously easy to steal shit .,user name checks out :D +"You know why MSM does it? It's easy. No investigative reporters to pay. No hard stories to tell. Just a race horse and polls. And polls are cheap, all of the media outlets chip in for the cost and they share the results, you can't do that with investigative reporting. So talking about 2020 is really cheap reporting. It's just like the weather. You get the information from the government, and you fill up 5 to 10 minutes of airtime that you can sell off to advertisers. Broadcast media is lazy, complacent, and dumb. Just like their viewers.","plus, you know, the american government lies to it's own people all the fucking time" +Please,ryu da! +"If someone only got their information from Reddit, what would they think are the biggest problems in the world?",Reddit +"Can confirm. If a warrant gets done and nothing is found, the person who organised the warrant has to buy donuts for everyone in attendance.",Sounds like a game I cant lose if I never organize a warrant! +"The ones who make easy slogans about difficult problems. They can have any political colour but usually have authoritarian tendencies and would say anything as long as it gains them votes. Berlusconi, a liberal conservative, would fi the definition even despite not being extreme",Also: Grillo. +"Red Dead 2 for NX? Make it happen, Rockstar!",and this is the 10th time something like this has been posted today +If we miss the playoffs this year I have a feeling Tomlin will be on a very short leash. Too much talent to keep doing this year after year.,All this talk about Talent but we seem to play bad time and time again.. maybe our so called talent is overrated? +NSA is part of the Executive Branch and law enforcement so far has only shown signs of giddiness at the concept of being Trump's henchman.,"I don't think the CIA is in his camp, given the Russia love he's been demonstrating." +"stockAday: any requests for week 7th Nov? In the last 2 weeks, we've covered: * Berkshire Hathaway * DaVita * Dow Chemicals (and DuPont) * Kimberley Clark * McKesson (revisiting it after 10 months) * Priceline * SPDR Gold ETF * Vista Outdoor * Wiley Many thanks for suggestions for this week. e.g. any election themes?",I would love your feedback on Altria group +Do they never have any problems with the weather there? I'd be freaked out if the weather got bad,"it's in Lake Victoria so there's no tides or huge currents to worry about, i assume they'd get storms and choppy water but they're not going to get massive pumping surf that wipes the island out." +"my first build was SRS, so things did survive a few seconds, still not a single problem with fps.","Ehh, SRS is not intensive at all, even if the Monsters survive, id love to see your fps when someone shoots 100% Pierce gmp kb Into double ubique peninsula." +I think it's just black and navy. Black and most blues go together really easily. Plus I think the rule just applies to more formal stuff for the most part.,You mean white and gold +"Google Maps could see your calendar, they just haven't built that functionality.",Waze has this so it's only a matter of time GM will have it. +"How do you deal with neighbours? The past 10 years I've been living in different housing blocks, usually rather noisy so playing wasn't really an issue as long as it wasn't too early/late in the mornings/evenings. Last week I moved downtown and it's a really busy street pretty much all day and on weekends ofc very noisy because there are many restaurants and bars nearby. Yet (thx to technology) it is really quiet in the entire house to a point it can be rather creepy. Some days, when doing home office, it is so silent it's almost unreal. Sometimes I can hear a vac or a washer but that's it. So I'm playing with headphones because I'm scared to disturb anyone. Thing is, I'm not even sure if it's just very quiet because everyone is pretty much dead - or because the walls swallow everything. We are allowed to play instruments and as a citizen of my country I certainly have the right to do so each day for 2-3 hours afaik, yet I'm not sure if I just should play and see what happens. How would you handle this? Knocking on doors and letting ppl know it might get loud once a day and they should let me know if it bothers them? Not announce it and see if someone complains? Avoid the risk of pissing someone off by simply playing with headphones until I move out? What are your experiences? How did you deal with such things and/or would deal with them in the future? Feel free to share, it sure will inspire me and others in the same situation :)","I'd just kill them, tbh." +The hilt has always bothered me in this picture.,"Oh god, why" +Plattform ? Because PC is up and running fine,Ps4 is still locked out of our games if we bought it digitally. +Apparently they're aware their tracking poll is shit.,what tracking poll? +Definitely not a bot. Nope.,Comment karma: 0 Totally normal. +"As a Californian, I approve. Let's see what happens when our underrepresented state decides to hang the overrepresented welfare states out to dry.","There's a party that wants a smaller Federal government, and devolved powers to the states..." +D: Did your dad ever come back?,I'm gonna go out on a limb and say no +Germany warns of threat from more than 500 'potential attackers',"Or as Merkel would call them, welcome guests." +It absolutely makes Trump look crazy.,Look? +"So I think my POH glitched, and now everywhere I go is night time.",Someone's late to the party +Sam is much more ballin',Sam4life +People do similar things in their cars all the time - turn the wheel full lock then move off.,But it's a car.. +What's wrong with you OP? You're supposed to be bitching about the game.,"Hold on, isn't that a sarcastic picture taking the piss?" +What do you consider over waifuism,~~Husbandoism~~ ~~Going to church.of luther or zedus~~ All hail non gender units +entrusted_will.jpg,Needs more salt m8 +We furry frontier now bois,"So like, Cancer?" +Raaga deserves an omni evolution He was the master of two of the strongest mother fers to step foot in Colorado. What do ya'll think? Typo Celgrad*,How many more limbs will he get with that OE +OE Elimo Fanart sketch,Megane Elimo best Elimo According to the book.....And even with all these justifications...You're still a little bitch. +one of the dogs is not like the others (o-o,"Its Zorua, its a fox not a doge" +Napoleon.,"If I knew anything about football, I would make a football joke here." +Raaaace waaaaaar!,"Hehe, first race war Summer?" +"Moscow had contacts with Trump team during campaign, Russian diplomat says",Putin wants to crash our economy and put us through what the USSR went through. +Do Runic Shield and Witchblade stack attack speed debuffs?,"They do not, but you will still reduce both magical power and physical prots, but not att speed" +"We also see what is being done here, carefully orchestrated spam attacks with shill accounts complaining and than an immediate blog post or article . In this case one miner chose to set fees extremely high to throw off the fee estimates for priority fees and than this outrage post.",Which miner? +What's a Wii U?,It's an add on to the Wii. +"Children, behave",That's what they say when we're together... +you know damn well the story of robert byrd. Stop trying to spin fake news.,And that is? +than what...,That's the joke... The punchline is that the bassist isn't a musician. +Don't hert his feelings.,That's very progressive of you. +The transit strike is over,Liberal conspiracy to bus people to the polls +"Which Gibbs car(s) won't make Homestead? So now that Carl, who was the lowest ranked Gibbs driver, has sealed his spot at Homestead for the Championship round there are only two spots left in the Final Four. Out of the three Gibbs drivers left which one (or more) do you think won't make Homestead? If Carl hadn't won I thought he was gonna be the odd man out. But honestly it's too close between the other three for me to call. They're all finishing in the top 10 most weeks, they all have similar average finishes at Phoenix, they're all within three points of each other. So I'll put it to y'all. How do you think the three finish and who do you think will be racing for the championship at Homestead?",I have a feeling Carl might cut it close... +Rogue electors brief Clinton camp on anti-Trump plan; Kasich emerges as the group's alternative Electoral College pick.,I never ever thought beginning of this election season I would be saying please Kasich...or Romney...or a wet sock +First one. I love how it joins :) can I learn it?,"Once I make documentation that's legible to other humans, sure." +SAW THE MOON TONIGHT - 46TH AND SHERIDAN,"Looked to be waxing crescent, about 1/3rd illumination (41st & Yale)." +I just like the idea of BLMers having to argue that all lives matter for once.,"Yet it's still telling how despite the self-evident truth, they *still* cannibalize each other." +"Less than 1 week until Worlds, here's Silver Scrapes made only using sounds from League of Legends",Holy shit. +"What exactly do you feel was inappropriate about removing the email addresses (not names) before giving them to the notoriously leaky House Republicans? Did you see how they 'accidentally' released all the personal information of abortion providers. Ooops. They werent deleting it, they were preserving it but creating a set of data for the mouth breathers. Her skills seem on point.","They weren't supposed to be altered, it was evidence in an investigation." +Mean Streak Site Announcement It will take place on September 18. Fingers crossed for an RMC.,Source? +Sermon to the Birds,this is not accidental. +"I don't play Civ so I don't really know, but how would you deal with right clicking, or even hovering for a touch screen?",with most touch-screen to desktop aps (like google's remote desktop) you touch with two fingers for right click +I never said it was practical,"True , I wrote a script that kills the Remote Desktop Tool used on our school computers so I can browse reddit without being noticed but the PCs are so shit that they start to lag lol" +Wow. Sounds like an awesome Doctor. I hope you realize they aren't all like that.,"Nah he's a dick, think of all those pissed off people in the waiting room!" +I just had a dream where Galilea was a playable character in Smash Broa.,It's called a Nightmare. +"So a few customers in a showroom don't want to buy British (actually, Indian) cars. So what? Daily Mail-esque story, and Daily Mail-esque comments here also.",Quite but it's the right kind of knee jerking... ;) +Disabled boy tells Obama 'I hate Donald Trump',"Weakness in the ~~Aryan gene pool~~ American citizenry must not be allowed to propagate, amirite?" +"TIL the Jesus nut is the bolt at the top of a helicopter shaft that holds it all together. It got its name because if it were to fail in flight, the only thing left to do would be to pray to Jesus.","Yep, and its hand tight." +Beta for the Custom Mario Party Board Editor PartyPlanner64 Released,"This is really impressive, does anyone know if it'd be possible to have all the mini games from the first three Mario Parties so that while playing a custom board you could have a greater variety of mini games?" +"1243 was the year 177 years after William the Conqueror invaded England. In 1243, the (Muslim) Taifa of Murcia was made a protectorate and Christianized by King Ferdinand III of Castile, a great-great-great-great-grandson of William the Conqueror.",1244 was the year 178 years after William the Conqueror invaded England. +All of my relatives. They also love pointing out cute boys for me. I'm waiting for the best possible moment to tell them I'm a lesbian.,Anytime...? +I thought Wildcats were already in service during Pearl Harbor and the Hellcat was later service.,They were in service but not yet at Pearl. +Trump says he is doing good in Pennsylvania. The miners are going to come out!,LOL crooked SEPTA back stabbed him +Give it time...,Savage! +UPS Freight just called me to confirm that my shipment from Rogue will be delivered today HYYYYYYPE,Enjoy! +God damn that was brutal.,SALTY +"Discussion MP: support cards that supporter should not bring with Some support card appears to be very appealing in single play but should never bring to MP and some just sounds good but never perform in both MP and SP. I'm a new MP supporter dancer as mostly I play as attacker and sometimes defender, hope this topic may give some help for supporters in evaluating the necessary support cards (for global version) to bring with. Started with, the topic: SUPPORT CARDS YOU SHOULDN'T BRING (2*MP deck) I categorized into 2 category, which is not necessary on deck, and it's a waste of free slot. When giving name of the cards, please give some of your evaluation points too. Give my ideas first 1/ not necessary to have *Pu or en-element cards: sometimes it's annoying for some V&F and TJ attackers for the non water match *Artemis: breaker should have it already it's not for you to break the boss, if the team don't have brraker just simply don't join that team *any shift or force card: doesn't really affect teamwide *Debuff cards of any kinds: you are support role, I don't think it's your work todo *A&T at 3: even 4* card also very debatable to me, attacker will have their own buff with moogle way better I would rather invest this slot for haste *Taunt cards to help breaking yellow: well if you can handle your HP then it's fine *Hades: drain only benefit for breaker so the return on investment is freaking low on this one 2/ Don't just don't bring, it's trash and waste a slot *Garnet pictlogica: sound good with stars and double effect but at expense of 3 orbs with no orb returned PLUS the effects are pretty useless in MP since boost I have explained above and increased attack doesn't help anything. So to the healer I have the match with as trickster just now. You cast this shit when we already on the turn that killed the boss so you should now take it out of your deck *Vivi pictlogica : just not your work to fill the orbs breaker, or deffender can do it too as he will go last on attack turn and help in generating orbs, the only effect of this vivi is to give a little Hp *yuna pictlogica: 1 orb sound good at the expense but the cool down is a nightmare plus the HP gain is only 30% peak, the only considerable effect is esuna *Tyro at 3: 4 orbs for just 3 turns and the combo effects are not so good as well, even 4* is kind off a no no to bring too, no elements returned like A&T and interior barrier comparing with fat choc 5 turns barriers, wall is well as everyone has explained it already the effect of wall *gigan: powered up increased attack doesn't help at all, I just laugh when healer bring this in his deck Please update the list or reevaluate it giving your the ideas, for the new player to get into the game I will try to update it as well.","You literally just said don't bring any card except Moogle, Fat Chocobo, and Hermes." +"Saladin's Vigil with Accelerated Coils, Rangefinder, and Braced Frame. Kills with 4 bolts with low armor, crazy charge rate, max stability, and great hit detection with rangefinder.",Saladins vigil can ONLY come with those +"Before their Eleague win, they had only won Northern Arena. Why should they have been included?","Beat Astralis and G2 at NY, beat Herioc and G2 in bo3s to win Northern Arena, Top6 at EPL S4 finals (lost to winner), Beat NV and fnatic in bo3s to qualify for eleague playoffs" +"Antergos installer is jack shit. Every time I use it, something goes wrong.",You left this: YMMV. +You severely underestimate the coordination possible in certain gaming groups. EVE Online guilds and Planetside 2 outfits come to mind.,i know it's possible for teams to work together very very well.. i'm just saying it'll be a slim minority that bothers to get that good at such a task which I imagine won't be a lot of fun. +One strappin a book bag,"A lot of people still do it, but now its not cool (although it still isnt un-cool)" +"With a hamster inside that provides energy. That incident in New York, when Hillary collapsed, was because the Hamster had a seizure and died. He was then replaced with half a potato and a 486-Processor",You mean the #SIDEOFBEEF incident? +"I'll tell you my grudge... because I lived in what became 'condo parks' There's no community, there's garbage everywhere all over the lawn, cars parked continuously on the roads. Sure it happens everywhere but not on aggregate in residential areas. Especially the garbage part. As a homeowner I pick up the garbage the blows onto my lawn. And I'd rather not live in a prison cell where I listen to my music the whole time for peace and quiet.",yeah -- this stuff doesn't exist in the 905 at all +Liar..,Just Google it. +"Yeah and when he declared war on terrorislam after 9/11, that screwed us too. thanks Obama!",Same federal government and deep state. +I know what ping pong is. I was asking why they made a table tennis game.,Idk because they wanted to +It isn't stalking if Smart does it. It's *mumbling* and That is why CIG collapses within two weeks. As you were.,"It isn't stalking or harassment because he hasn't tagged her, so according to the argumentative twat the other day, its just mentioning her name" +"Making a new thread every 5 minutes is a good way to get yourself banned. You should either get rid of this one, or get rid of the older one.",I only made 1. +Aftermarket battery terminal,Safety wire...must be an A&P +You just gotta be the old grizzled veteran type with the horror stories and knowledge of the before time rather than the main character.,It all started with this gorilla... +"With living in Vehicles being Illegal like everywhere, how does this work out? (I am really curious with housing prices being out right criminal this seems like a perfect route for me)",Where is that illegal? +"This isn't propaganda, this is the truth. The opioid abuse epidemic didn't happen by itself, it is a clear result of unethical pharmaceutical companies greed.",Clear as day! +"Can anyone explain to me who the hell nomi is? I always hear about nomi but i have no idea what the fuck he is or what's his role, all i know is that he is related to cooking somehow. Please be kind and explain <3",The Jar Jar Binks of WoW +I sent this guy a video about horses...,Send him more horses. +Use this slider to compare skyrim remaster on ps4 vs remaster on ps4 PRO in 4k,The difference is mind blowing +MC goodbye words,I'd even cheer for MC if he did gay porn +Interesting and easy device to removal cream residues from the corolla.,"oh, now two things to wash rather than just one!" +Your clique will not last forever.,You're only friends with people in high school because you have to be +"I actually was working out of state. Those jobs send you to shit places. I've worked in North Dakota, Utah, and New Mexico. You gotta roll your sleeves up and get dirty.",Damn I'm gettin trolled hard +"As an american, SaintsUSA?","kinda screwed up the name but it's United States of Southampton, its the only one I've seen mentioned here or on the forum for American supporters" +I am haven't finished my first run yet. Can I still download the patch for performance boost and not lose my save?,Yes +Is the MacBook Pro the Future of Laptops?,"I really wanted a new macbook pro, had one for 6 years and it served me well... but I had to go elsewhere and got an alienware 15, I think windows is not as bad as it used to be so let's see, so far I enjoy it." +"Tim Kaine is right, Spanish was first European language spoken in United States","but, but, 'MURICA" +First Family. When you search First Family the Trumps are nowhere to be found. We need to change that.,First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP First Family TRUMP +"Dicks out for Castro, anyone?",He cut mine off +sure i agree they have good content but it's still *Netflix* i have a feeling(read: no source at all) content studios(there aren't many of them) may be colluding to limit the content of Netflix,There's something to that - the studios' relationship with Netflix is at least partially adversarial. +women are incredibly vain but try their absolute hardest not to seem that way,I love your level of down votes even knowing we can clearly see based on this sub that it's 99% a woman thing. +OFFICIAL POLL: Who do you want to be President?,I chose Johnson because libeartarieins are just independents that want to get high +Or the fact that you have to have brain damage to confuse Kawasaki with Suzuki,What are you talking about the both end in ki +"Supervoters in Dallas elect the decision-makers. Don't stop at the partisan general election. See you at the polls on May 6, 2017. The amount of power you have as a voter depends on which races you turnout for. Dallas County voters can assess their power along a SuperVoter scale. Tier 1: those that show up to runoffs; Tier 2: those that show up to the joint election (i.e. non-partisan local elections); Tier 3: those that show up to only the primary - no joint, no runoffs; Tier 4: those that show up to the partisan general; Tier 5: those that are registered, but don't vote in anything; Tier 6: those that are not registered (this is an invisible cohort). I do know of local elected officials who have their admin assistants verify constituents' voter turnout history when they call with issues. Which Tier do you think gets the call back? Elected officials have limited resources, including time and influence; they won't waste any on voters who are not a threat at the ballot box. The lesson: Vote in everything: joint/uniform, primary, runoff, and special elections...not just the partisan general. This year's turnout has been: * General (November): 514,330 **early voters** / 41.3% of registered voters * Primary (March): 331,635 voters / 26.7% * Joint (May): 59,499 / 4.8 % * Runoff - Primary (May): 25,948 / 2.1% * Runoff - Joint (June): 10,605 votes (percentage is misleading because runoff was not countywide)",The funny thing about this is that people always complain that their vote isn't worth anything and then most of them skip the Runoff and local elections in which their votes are actually very important. +"After trading away good punter, Browns realize they lack good punters",I think a lot of teams would trade a good punter for a good draft pick. +One quick clarification: the President's war powers as used since 9/11 are a mixture of post 9/11 legislation (e.g. the AUMF) and pre-9/11 laws/legal arguments advanced by presidents since Thomas Jefferson. There has been a lot of legal discourse on the subject of the president's powers under Article II for military action short of a war. I'd be happy to provide links if you'd like.,"Thanks, I believe you, that sounds right, not all that stuff passed after 9/11 but a lot of it did and it certainly did a lot to strengthen the President's non-war powers and did a lot to weaken our personal rights to privacy." +Job hunting in a nutshell,It's like flipping 100 coins and hoping all of them land on heads. +Excellent video for red-pilling on Islam,Well if that video doesn't wake people the hell up I don't know what will. +"Ann Coulter: November 30, 2016 - HOW TRUMP COULD RUIN HIS PRESIDENCY",I want her to have my babies. +School bus cuts off semi truck,"Looks to me like the white car keeps braking and the bus drive had the choice to hithe the white car, hit the curb, or cut the semi off." +"What movie(s) did you just happen to casually see without having heard of it or without planning but ended up blowing you away? For example, about 10 years ago my mom bought a bunch of random stuff at a yard sale. In it was a dvd copy of Snatch, the Guy Ritchie movie. From the cover of the movie it didn't really look that interesting to me and I had never heard of it so I didn't bother to watch it. It literally sat in our house for several years collecting dust. One day I missed class because I was sick and had nothing to do. The movie was in a drawer near the TV, and I thought, what the heck, I'll see it. My mind was blown, it was like the movie gods had jizzed in my eyes and brain, to this day it is my favorite movie and also the one I've seen the most. What movies are similar to you? You hadn't heard of or planned to see but just blew your mind.",The Grand Budapest Hotel +Honestly that's what losers say. You wouldn't take a player who makes your team alot better than they already are? I would take giroux on my team and I don't like him at all.,I would take giroux... after I took Crosby or McDavid +"Swiftboating literally became a term because Kerry's purple hearts were used as attacks against him. Nothing is out of bounds, including injuries from war.",the cognitive dissonance by republicans amazes me every day. +Yahoo posted an update on Ty Montgomery.,Rip +"He probably learned it from monkeys. See, they can teach you the craft, but never the motivation.",You can lead a human to leaves... +Luckiest iguana ever. They even had him at one point and he still managed to escape.,The death defying leap across the cliff face was the nirvana of the experience. +"On another article it said Relatives of Beal, who blamed police for the incident, said Beal legally owned the gun and did not fire it. And I almost died laughing. It's called self defence, not revenge.","No you don't understand you can't shoot somebody unless they already shot you, police are trained to be shot THEN RESPOND" +"I'm sure this is fake. The guy's cartoonish reaction flailing around doesn't seem genuine. On a related note, though, I really can't stand people who try to suppress the opinions of others simply because they disagree with it. In my city (very liberal), the only sign that was pulled from the ground and discarded onto the street at our nearest voting site was the Trump/Pence sign. Same for my neighborhood; people have their Trump signs vandalized or outright stolen. It's ridiculous.",But they're the *bad guys* so it's ok to be shitheads to them! +"The active leader in career short-handed goals, Marian Hossa, has a whopping 50% more than his nearest rival, Antoine Vermette; Hossa has 33 in his career, Vermette has 22, Rick Nash has 21, but Brad Marchand is catching up fast, getting one 4.1% of all games played, compared to Hossa's 2.6%",Lord Byron is coming for ya +Well I suppose if she had killed a woman on a SAN Francisco pier she would be one of your dreamers. Sorry she actually worked for a living.,"So it's okay if you work professionally despite violating green card laws, but if you are taken as a three month old across the border with no input of your own, you are a criminal that need to be sent to a country that you have no memory of or personal attachment to?" +Bernie is an avowed atheist.,I thought was Jewish